The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1902-07-06
MR.. DOOLY ON ONE
ADVANTAGE OF POVERTY.
Copyright, 1902, by Robert Howard Russell.
BY F. P. dunno.

tn Twinty- sicond precinct iv tn Sixth
Ward. He has brain fever. He has
not He got into a fight with SWede
an had his ribs stove in. He fell out ~
tn window iv a joolry store he was
burglarizin' an broke tn left junction
iv tn sizjymoid cartilage. TT throu-
BILE with tn Cap'n is he drinks too
much. A man iv his age who has been
a soak all his life always succumbs to
amy throuble like hpyerthroopily Nv
tn Uranium Docthor Muggers,
dean fv tn Post GRADUATE Veterinary
School iv Osteopathy says he had a
similar case las year in Mr.. Hinnery
Hatch Clohessy, wan iv tn best known
citizens iv this city. Like tn Cap. Mr.
Clohessy was a high liver, a heavy
dhrinker, a gambler an a fiirt. IN
cases are almost identical. OWN TO tn
code iv professional eethics DR.. Mug
gers cud not tell tn bereaved family
what allied Msther Clohessy, but it
was undoubtedly his Past Life.
Thin come tn doctors. Not wan
doctor. Hinnissy, to give We Whit out
iv a towel an make ye sleep IF an
hour an wake up an say i fooled We.
Whin do We begin?' No. but all iv
thin. They escort tn prisoner up tn
sthreet in a chariot an tn little news
bows runs alongside sellin' exthry pa
pers. Our night edition will print tn
inside facts about Cap Dooley's con-
dition, an tn Cap himself with cine
matograph iv tn jolly proceedin's be
Dock Laparatonny' What happens to
tn criminal at first is tn same as If
he was a dacint, wurrukin man. But
whin that is done, an It's gettin so
aisy they tell me they'se not much diff
renee between a good clam salesman
an a first-class surgeon, tn lithry
wurruk begins Ye think tbs all over
whin We say: Dock, put ye'er hand
undher tn pillow an take what's
there But not so. TIL assimbled
docks adjourn to a large hal an pre-
pare tn story " Cap Dooley; Stormy
| Career. Be wan who knows
Upon seem tn Cap, we at once d.
agnoosed tn case as peritclipaliticki-
pantilitisitis, or chicken bone in tn
! throat. DR.. Pincers operated, DR..
Smothers administered tn annysthe-
tic. DR.. Hvgeen opened tn window,
| DR.. Anodyne turned on tn gas, Dr.
/ Aluempaine turned tn pitchers to tn
| wall. Or. Rambo looked out tn WIN
| dow, Docthors Perovide, Cycal, Ceph-
! algern, Antipyreen an Coletar took a
walk in the park an Docthor Sallclate
/ figured up tn bill. AS we have said
we diagnosed tn case as above. We
| can't raymimber tn name. 1t deplnds
/ on how tn syllables came out iv tn
hat. We were wrong although what
we see whin we got in more thin made
I'D FIR tn error. We made long IN
cisiou firm tn chin down an another
acrost an not findin' what we EXPECTED
but nanny things that ought to be kept
firm tn family, we put TIL Cap back
an wint on. TIL OPERATION was a com
plete success. TIL wretch is resun an
| swearin' easily. We have given him a
| light meal iv pickles an anu-septc
oats an surgical science havin. done
its duty mus lave tn rest to Nature
which was not in tn consultation pc
in, conditioned be some iv US, slightly
irregular. (Signedl LOOK at Oui
| names. -
Pincers, Anodyne' Alllpy Cen
Srnothers. Alicompane, Collar,
Mullins, Ramoo, "a,
Hygeen, PEROXIDE oallCiat1'
"3ut that's nawthin. II ye thlilh
tbev.se anything We wud like to keeI
up ye'er sleeve, look fr 1t IN IN