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The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1902-07-25

u think" she said. 81 should like
to marry an imaginative man
We'll" said her friend. speaking
very sweeuy. what other kind OF a
man can you over expect 10 marry
II he has chance to see you in day.
light?"
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1902-07-25

Customer TO head waIter)-Here.
SIR, this clumsy fellow spilled over
half my cup OF tea down my back.
Head Waiter Ito waiter, Bternly)-
Bring this gentleman a full cup OF tea,
DECENTRALIZATION Punch.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1902-07-25

Annotte-Why did you accept
Jack instead of Tom? Jack. you know.
has nothing and Tom has half a mil.
Hon.
Eloisc Well II you must know,
Jack asked me and Tom didn't-Cni.
cago News.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1902-07-25

Frank" said Mabel, tenderly
doesn't II seem ages between Tues
day and Saturday night2"
Eyes, indeed" replied Frank.
thoughtlessly. Sometimes It seems
IS though payday would never come"
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1902-07-25

Yes said the Major. 1T was az
the seashorc. the tide was low, and
although the turtle weighed nearly a
Ton turned him over--''
And then. as the crowd groaned.
the Major added. TO the authori-
tics"
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1902-07-25
A Fast Crowd.

"Of course you read about that
horse breaking the record. Goodnessl
don't see how horse could DO so
fast"
"Oh. don't know. Look at tho class
OF people II has to associate with at
the race tracks"
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1902-07-25
There VA an lniervnl.

Jack-What makes you look 30
glum? should think you'd feel Jolly
after receiving the Invitation TO that
swell dinner next week.
Dlck-That's all right; but what am
/ 10 do In the meantime.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1902-07-25

Tough.Looldng Individual TO lonely
traveller; time. 2 a. m)-Would you
please be 80 Kind as to help poor
man with a big family. Besides this
revolver I have nothing else in the
wide world.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1902-07-25

Mr. Grouch-woll this is the slim
NEST meal | ever sat down to; but 4
suppose ought TO make certain al
lowanoes.
Mrs. G.-Yes. John. II you only
would mako certain allowances you'd
have no cause for complaint.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1902-07-25

THAT eastern cashier speculated."
"And, Of course. was unsuccessful"
"Why do you jump 70 that conolu-
slonT Because they don't call n
speculation when the cashier wins"
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1902-07-25

mitted into the Union after the close
OF the civil war In 1865 10 the Spanish
war In 1898. This places two In each
OF the four corners and one midway
ON each side. and gives the entire
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1902-07-25
no, FrnetIy . compIIment.

Hewltt-Ignorance is bliss.
Jewett-You'd better get your life
insured.
Hewitt-What forl
Jewett-You're liable TO die Of Joy
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1902-07-25

M a annndihrlfti y

Hes such a spendthrift"
Dreadful Why. he even goes TO
. church lawn party and gets away
without being called stingy."
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1902-07-25

Dinner Guests on Record.
II Is the custom now in polite 50,
clety for guests at dinner to sign their
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1902-07-25

names in a guest bool, supplied by the
host.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1902-07-25

Don't complain because there are no
links; life is more than golf.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1902-07-25

Don't inaulge in improving CONVEX.
sation-unless you need t.
The Saint Paul globe., 1902-11-08
OBLIGED TO CURTAIL
EXPENSES OF MARKET
Necessity of Purchasing Davidson
Ground Limits Amounts to
Be Spent Otherwise.

City Comptroller Betzs draft of the
budget for next year, when submitted
to the conference committee Monday,
will carry an item of S62,500 for the
maintenance and improvement of the
new city market, but the probabilities
are that the amount will be materially
reduced.
In Investigating the condition of the
market, the committee yesterday found
that in manner it was "up against
it," a previous council having tied it's
hands to the extent that it must first
acquire what is known as the David
son tract of ground. The sum of $12,-
900 is now in the treasury awaiting the
perfecting of the title. With this tract
on its hands the committee will of
necessity be compelled to purchase the
tract covered by the Cook barn. This
will require another outlay of $4,000,
SO that the least it can get along with
next year will be $4,000, which also in
cludes maintenance. The market for
the six months it has been running has
netted the city a revenue of $4,492.40.
Market Master BeVans wants the
city to build three additional sheds
when the remainder of the ground is
acquired, but it is not likely that it will
be done this year. He Informed the
committee yesterday that because of a.
scarcity of stalls during the summer
the revenue was materially reduced
The Saint Paul globe., 1902-11-08
WILL HAVE THE BOOKS
BOUND OUT OF TOWN
West Company Officers Say There win
Be No compromse-Strik-
ers Are Firm.

Homer P. Clark, manager Of the West
Publishing company, yesterday left st.
Paul to visit other cities to make ar
rangements for having the books Of the
company bound. The plan Of the man
ageInent is to make arrangements with
binders in cities where there are no unions
among the bindery men. The preliminary
work will be done in their own bindery,
and the books will be sent away to have
the finishing work done. The men on
strike did the work of putting on the
sheepskin covers and the labels This
work will be done in other cities The
officers of the company say that this
method will entail some extra expense,
but they are willing to bear it.
The books will be finished and shipped
from the binderies doing the work. The
subscribers to the various publications of
the company are scattered all over the
country and it will be just as easy to
ship the books from other cities as from
sewing are still at work.
The strikers, on the other hand, are
equally determined to follow the fight to
a finish. They issued statement yester-
Bookb1nders' union, setting forth the
reasons for the strike and giving a de-
tailed account of the procedure taken.
They relterate their statements in re-
ject:
Mr.. Clark cannot say that Francois
Is a practical bookbinder, because Fran
co.'s has himself admitted time and
binder, and that he was not ashamed to
own It, How, then, can MIR. Clark say
that he can bind book as well as any
oooRolnder? nsoRo1 ilgI The fact is. Mr.. Francois
days work. He has demanded more work
than the men can do
The Saint Paul globe., 1902-11-08
TURKEYS ARE GOING UP
THANKSGIVING DINNERS WILL
COST MORE THAN EVER
Unusual Duration of Warm Weather
Has Made Poultry Scarce and Dear
er-Prices of cranberries, Apples and
Nuts Are Also Advancing as the Day
Approaches,

There will be sorrowing in more
than one home of limited means and
hearty appetites this Thanksgiving.
Turkeys are UP in price, cranberries
are soaring, and even the lowly barn
yard bird of ancient lineage is becom-
ing valuable in proportion to his grow
ing scarcity.
Where So Sufdced to provide dinner
for an ordinary family year ago, SIS
will be required this Thanksgiving.
This is the way it figures now and the
commission man who supplies these
three articles gives little hope of relief.
Warm Spell Makes Poultry Scarce.
The growing scarcity of turkeys and
chickens on the market, the commits
sion men say, is due to the unusual
length of the warm spell which, If not
broken, and soon at that, will see the
turkey, the pride of every Thanksgiv-
ing dinner, beyond the ordinary NOR
tai. Dressed turkeys are now selling
at from shilling to Is cents a pound,
and another week may see them 1S
cents. The former figure, however,
will be maintained If cold weather ap-
pears soon. Chickens now bring the
dealer from 10 cents to a shilling
pound.
But 1t is the jump in cranberries that
hurts, for what would dinner be with
out them. 1t is the New Jersey crop
that st. Paul relies on for it's supply,
and this crop, the dealers are inform
ed, is almost total failure. A year
ago 10 cents bought the best quart of
cranberries on the market, and If the
frugal housekeeper wanted to invest
The Saint Paul globe., 1902-11-08
ELECTION JUDGES MUST
WAIT FOR MONEY
Fund Is Short and Men Who Served
Their Country Won't Be Paid
Till January.

Any charitably disposed person with
about $4,000 that is not working will
confer a great favor on City Comptrol-
ler Betz if he will take off his hands
the 1912 judges and clerks of election
that are just now engaged In making
life miserable for him.
These 1912 judges and clerks par
ticipated in the late election. They
want their money and they. want it
bad,'' but the best they can get is a
promise and that must suffice until
about the middle of January, when it
is hoped some money will be avail
able.
According to the rate made by the
city council, there is coming to the
judges of election $25 each; to the
clerks $12, and the ballot judges and
clerks $6 each. With Thanksgiving in
sight and Christmas not far off, the
desire to get hold of the money is nat
ural, but Mr.. Betz says they will have
to curb their impatience and wait
There is about $4,000 in the election
fund. The conference committee meets
next week and an effort will be made
to induce it to make UP the deficit.
The Saint Paul globe., 1902-11-08
PICKING DEMOCRATS
FOR CITY OFFICES
Several Well Known Ones Named for Cor.
poration Attorney and City
Clerk.


With, the smoke of one battle cleared
quenters are now engaged in the task OF
naming the next city ticket.
AS the Democratic candidate for mayor
Henry L. Haas is being quietly put into
| the running by his friends. Mr. Haas who
is president of the common council, is also
acting mayor during the absence of the
regular executive, and by reason of this
fact, friends say he is the only logical
candidate after Mayor Smith Mr.. Haas
has been approached regarding his can
d1dacy, but says he prefers to wait until
himself.
With both bodies of the council Demo
cratic in complexion, it is hardly proba-
BILE that Corporation Attorney James E.
Markham will be permitted to remain in
off1ce after the expiration of his term
next March, and in consequence quite a
number of local Democratic ATTORNEYS are
turning their eyes enViously in that di-
rection
]. G; Michael. recently defeated in his
race for judgeship, is mentioned by
some. while others say that D. w. Lawler
can nave It If he expresses willingness
to enter the contest. Aid. Dobner and
Assemblyman Doran are also spoken of
as candidates, though an act of the legis-
lature would be necessary before they
could qualify.
City Clerk Matt Jensen's place will not
be vacant until June, and those who in
dulge in probabilities, think it is a little
early to pick winner. Aid. Moriarty is
known to be a candidate. M. F. Kahn is
also being doomed by some for the posi-
ton.
The Saint Paul globe., 1902-11-08
MUST HAVE PETITION
TO LAY SIDEWALK
Court Decides That Property Owners
Have a Right to Be Heard on
Improvement.

That property owners have right to
be heard in the matter of replacing old
wooden sidewalks with cement walks was
the gist of a decision made yesterday by
Judge Bum, of the district court, when
he ordered findings for the objectors in
the matter of the application of the city
treasurer for judgment upon an assess
ment for constructing cement sidewalks.
The Reserve Loan and Investment COM
pany, represented by Thomas Cochrane.
was the objector. The company owns
several lots in Macales~er Park where
sidewalks of cement were ordered by the
city council and board of public works.
in spite of the objections of the owners.
The point raised by j. M. Hawthorne was
that the laying of a cement sidewalk was
not a reconstruction of an old one, and
that it was therefore necessary to have
a petition from the property holders.
The objectors are interested to the ex-
tent of $4,000, and in Manchester Park side
walks have been laid at an expense ag
gregating $4,000. The decision will do
away with the present method of ORDER
ing the improvement without petitions.
The Saint Paul globe., 1902-11-08
EGAN'S FRIENDS GIVE
UP THE MISSING MAN
Superintendent Lost in the Rockies Is
Now Thought to Have
Perished

No news was received yesterday in re-
gard to Supt. Egan, who is lost in the
mountains of Montana. Every effort is
being made to obtain trace of him. and
additional searchers have been sent out
The officials regard the search now as a
forlorn hope, but are nevertheless using
every means to locate the lost man.
The mountains in the vicinity are ex-
ceedingly rugged and wild, it being diff
cult for experienced mountaineers to pen
citrate among the passes and crags and
keep their bearings. Mr.. Egan, being un-
familiar with the region so beset with
dangers, it is now believed, lost his why
and must have perished, subsistence
while exposed to the rigors of the e1e-
ments for such a length of time being
regarded as impossible. Though an ex-
perienced mountaineer. this was his first
trip among the mountains near Belton.
The Saint Paul globe., 1902-11-08
SOLDIER ASKS FOR
CHANCE TO SOBER UP
Private shipman, of Twenty-fir Unit
ed States Infantry, Aecommo-
dated by the Police.

j. L. Shipnan, a private in Company
A, Twenty-frst United States infan-
try, was arrested twice yesterday and
broke into the police court once. Early
in the day Shipman was taken into
custody by @Patrolman Peterson at
Seventh and Wabasha streets. He was
charged with drunkenness. When he
appeared in the police court Judge
Finehout, allowed him to go after lee
turing him.
Then Shipman went on the warpath.
He wanted to find the officer who ar
rested him, and succeeded in doing so.
He began to- tell Policeman Peterson
what he thought of him, and became
so boisterous that he was again ar
rested, charged with disorderly con-
duct and drunkenness.
When he arrived at the central sta
ton he complained to the desk ser
geant that CHE was being ill treated,
and shouldFbe given a chance to sober
up. He WAS accommodated.
The Saint Paul globe., 1902-11-08

Two weeks ago apples, like potatoes,
We're begging for buyers. Today the
situation is the reverse and anyone
with a nice barrel of rosy-hued beau
ties can get $3.50 for them without any
Lroubie. Good cooking aples command
from $3.50 to SO a barrel This lump is
due to the fact that all warm weather
stock is about exhausted.
The youngster who dotes on nuts
will probably see his usual Christmas
supply curtailed this time. The sup
ply of edible nuts has been cornered
and fancy prices are being asked.
Common walnuts that year ago
brought 10 cents a pound, now COM
mand Is cents. Other nuts have ad-
vanced in proportion.
The Saint Paul globe., 1902-11-08
T. Lowry Touched for $4,000.

Henry E. Jones and his wife, Nellie E.
Jones, are plaintiffs in suits now being
tried in Judge Jaggards court against the
City Railway company for damages in
the sum of $4,000. Mrs. Jones asks
damages to the amount of 0,000 for in
juries alleged to have been received by
her while boarding a Fort Smelling car
last January. She claims to have caught
her left foot in the gate, and the con-
ductor pulled her in, inf1icting painful
and permanent injuries. Her husband
asks $4,000 damages for being deprived Of
her company and Of having to pay the
doctors bills
The Saint Paul globe., 1902-11-08
THREE THIRSTY ONES
AGREE TO GO HENCE
Because They Had Business
Elsewhere.

There was a promise of an exodus
of inebriates from ST. Paul to other
parts Of the country in the police court
yesterday -Four young men were ar
raigned in a bunch on the charge of
being drunk. Junius Flanagan prom
ised the court that he would go to Chi
cago. D. S. McNair expressed a de-
sire to go to Greenfield, Pa, and M. E.
Murphy said he was on his way to
Stewartville, Pa. The fourth man re-
manned in st. Paul All three were
released on condition that they leave
town at once.
The Saint Paul globe., 1902-11-08
Samuel Il. kneas Is Dead.

Word was received yesterday from Mil
waukee of the death of Samuel H. Kneas,
in that city Thursday. Mr.. Kneas was
many years chief clerk in the passenger
department Of the Great Northern rail-
way, when it was the ST. Paul, Minneapo-
lis & Manitoba. He has recently been
connected with the Wisconsin Central in
Milwaukee.
The Saint Paul globe., 1902-11-08
Younn Men Form Club

terian church have organized a club to
be called the Young Mems Club of the
Central Presbyterian Church. John E.
Fowler has been elected president, Walter
Benz vice president, c. e. ConneIl secre-
tary. c. c. Bischoff treasurer, H. F. Lee
sergeant. The club will meet Monday
evenings in the church parlorS
The Saint Paul globe., 1902-11-08
A Guaranteed Cure for Piles.

Itching, Blind, Bleeding and Protruding
Piles No cure, no pay. All druggists are
authorized by the manufacturers of 'Pazo
Ointment to refund the money where it
ter of how long standing. Cures ordinary
cases in six days; the worst cases in four
teen days. One application gives ease and
rest. Relieves itching instantly This is a
edy sold on a positive guarantee, no cure,
no pay. Price Soc
The Saint Paul globe., 1902-11-08
Smallpox Is Not So Prevalent.

Reports 20 the state board of health
for the week ending Nov. give the num-
against e 100 SS cases @ for the % preceding W Week I
The cases reported are in the following
counties:
Benton, 16; Washington, 12; Wright, 6;
Stearns, 4; Jackson, g. Hennepin, Pipe
stone Sibley and Goodhue, 2 each; Isantl,
Nicollet and Pine, 1 each.
The Saint Paul globe., 1902-11-08

Eighty Years oId-catarrh Fifty
Years.-Dr. Agnew's Catarrhal Powder
cures him. Want any stronger evi-
dence of the power of this wonderful
remedy over this universal disease? :?
Want the truth of the case confirmed.
Write George Lewis, Shamokin, Pa
He says: Il look upon my cure as a
miracle" 1t relieves in ten ninutes.-3.
The Saint Paul globe., 1902-11-08
City News.

Pay for OfficiaIs-An of the city en-
ployes will be paid their October salaries
Monday. Nearly $100, 900 will be required.
Conversation or the PenciI?-The Y. NJ.
G. A. Debating club will debate the ques-
tion this evening, Resolved, That the in
fluence of the orator is greater than that
of the writer
Territorial Pioneers to Meet-A meet
ing of the Territorial Pioneers will be
held in the senate chamber of the state
capitol Monday evening at o'clock for
the purpose of organizing a Ramsey
County Pioneer association.
DuIuthians VIII MIne-The Standard
Mining company, of Duluth, filed articles
of Incorporation yesterday with the secre-
tary of state. The capital stock is $25-
900 and the incorporators, M. Burrows,
Charles A. Congdon and James Wanless,
of Duluth.
McGinnis Wants the Money-John Nc
Ginnis yesterday filed suit in the district
court against the city of ST. Paul for
$4,000 damages, alleged to have been sus-
tanned by him by a fall caused by de-
fective sidewalk on Fourth street, Sept.
2, 1902.
Wants to Get Away From Eli-Amanda
Worden filed suit yesterday in the district
court for divorce from Eli L. Worden
She is tWenty-seven and he thirty-two.
They were married at Crookston Aug %,
1892. and he deserted her, she alleges,
Aug. 26, 1899.
Horse Shoers viii Meet Here-The
next convention of the National Horse
shoers' association will be held in st.
Paul. The gathering will take place next
October, and about 400 delegates will be
in attendance. At the convention held in
Philadelphia a few weeks ago nearly $50
delegates from the United States and
Canada were present
The Saint Paul globe., 1902-11-08
sunbeam Band MAY See pictures.

Children of the Sunbeam Band have
been invited to see the exhibition OF pic
lures in the rooms of the Art league The
little ones will meet at Eighth street
entrance to the Auditorium Sunday morn
ing at o'clock, and be escorted to the
rooms in the New York Life building,
where they win spend an hour.
The Saint Paul globe., 1902-11-08
YE EARGIEfEDrToRs
AND THEIR NEWSPAPERS
D. S. B. gohiason VIII Discuss the SUBJ
iect lRAfbre Historical Society.

A regular meeting Of the executive
% BE- ne rooms o tSe soeey
on Monday at5 F:30 p. M, and after the
transaction eR the business D. s. B. John
son will reMdsa paper on Early Minnesota
Newspapers and Editors"
In a foEaeE paper before the society,"
Mr.. JohnSqn treated this subject for the
early part. Of the territorial period, and
it is continued in this paper through the
year 1855. -2The public is cordially in
vited to- this address at 8 o'clock.
The Saint Paul globe., 1902-11-08
Says Some Strong Men Are ouacks.

Prof Carl Rothfuss addressed a large
class at the Y. M. c. A. last night on
'sQuacks in Physical Culture" His re-
marks were mainly directed at exposing
schemes by which physical culture is
taught through the mails and by the pur-
chase of some worthless contrivance.
The Saint Paul globe., 1902-11-08
Bows Held for Apple-steaIjno.

Willie Gage, Charles brides, Henry
Peterson, boys between the ages of eight
and fifteen years, were arraigned in the
municipal court yesterday charged with
entering box car In the Omaha yards
and stealing some apples. They were
given over to the probation officer.
The Saint Paul globe., 1902-11-08
Saturday Luncheon Musicale.

Saturday luncheon musicales will be in
augurated today at the Commercial club,
with a concert by the st. Paul Either club,
composed of women, with Miss Falk di-
recting. The concert will continue from
The Saint Paul globe., 1902-11-08
Olsen Gets out Price List.

Supt Olsen, of the state department Of
public instruction, has issued a catalogue
list of books, and the prices to be paid
by. the various school districts of the
state, under the provisions of the free
text book law. The catalogue is the finest
one to be published by this department In
The Saint Paul globe., 1902-11-08
ARMY NEWS

Maj. John B. Porter, who mas been
appointed judge advocate of the de-
partment of Dakota, arrived in st. Paul
yesterday, and will assume his new
duties Immediately.
The Saint Paul globe., 1902-11-08

evidence and that they sustain the con-
cluson of law to the effect that the check
which is the subject matter of this action
was obtained from the defendant by
fraud.
Order affirmed. Start, J.
Township of Canosia, respondent, VS..
Township of Grand Lake ct al, de-
fendants and Township of Grand Lake,
appellant
Order affirmed. Brown, ].
The Saint Paul globe., 1902-11-08

C. H. Hamilton formerly clerk at
army headquarters in st. Faut, now
captain of the First Provincial regi-
ment in Porto Rico, Is in st. Paul on
thirty days leave.
The Saint Paul globe., 1902-11-08

Col. George E. Pond has gone to Bis
marck, where he will inspect work be-
ing done at Fort Lincoln.