Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1902-12-16
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Several children 10 Boston hare been bap.
tired in water brought from the river Jordan.
Az man oultiva,o his intellectual fAoulsisA
be learns to mistrust his instincts.
Il has been discovered that where lot q
boarders are fed upon sausages for scne TINA
they begin to growl
"Ono Of the rarities Of iife." Gays Ehss
Cook, lis woman thoroughly satisfied with
her daughter-m-hv
"Cornelius, how do you define corni"
i" A corn--why. il Is something which troubles
man who gets t,ghtin bis boots
There 10 club in New York called the
q Unknown Club" whose being, end. and AIN
10 to have a,good time Of u
why Il msn ascending vssuviue like -
Inshmah trying to kiss apretty girl because
he wants to get at the 0aiers mouth
II you wish to know how quick you can run
mile, tell read. headed woman that hR
baby squipts
Youth may sometimes AFFORD lesson q
maturity. All horse pistols hare bean anpsTs
seeded BY the revolvera Of . Cals.
A grave fricnd Of ours tells Us that hs ard
his wife always 60 to bed qunrreling. And
yet" said he, . with all our difference, ~
never fall out"
Arrrcrios, like spring fowsre. eesek.
through the most frozen ground q last ana
| the heart that seeks but for onother heart -
mako It happy, will not seek N vain.
Definition: Snow, winters drsssing gcvA
| Ice, the sheet Of the rivers bed. Icicles, No
lures pendants, manufactured rom the genG
Of the purest water.
A Southern editor in giving an account q
some rascaIs who stole two horses Belonging
to preachers at camp meeting, says 4 should
teach clergymen to - watch - well % pray
The popularity In politics Is % sse your
name in large type posted 70 fence. doms'
body will inquire who you ore, ana Wnsn ~
first rain comes you will diaappeasA
An Israelits in Boston was arrested 3cf
working at bis trade on Sunday, His defence
was that be observed the seventh dsy, and Il
was deemed sufficient
A member Of the lazy society was couplaln-
ed Of last week, by apother, for running. his
defence was, that he was going down hin, and
tQut IL WAS muT0. tooVS W WoAD Sao$s sNAss
They "let him slide"
The Toledo Blade tells The story Of . chap
on their road, who, apprehsnding collision
Of the cars, put his life preserver on, and
leaning back against the side Of the car, ~
signed himself to his fate.
A person meeting an old man with silver
. hairs and very block bushy beard ,seked
SO gray as the hair Of his heady" "Becausc. /"
said the old gentleman, at Is tsenfy yeors
younger"
aGentlemen and ladies'" said the show;
! man, here you have magnificent picture
of Daniel in the lions den. Daniel can easily
J be distinguished from the lions by the green
cotton umbrella under his left arm"
STARE You in fun or in enrnest!' SAID .
fellow to one who was giving him sumo smart
. cuts with eow-skin.
"rm in earnest" replied the other. laying
il on somewhat harder
"rm glad Of in said the hrst one, "fos
don't Ike such fun"
A lady paying visit to her daughter. whe
was young widow, asked why she wore thl
widows garb so long. .Dear mamma, dou't
you see." replied the daughter: it saves nj
the expense Of advertising for a Husband. q
svepy one can see aua for sale By private
: Contract"
A'dnndyaawyef remarked, one summer dsy.
that the weather Vas 90 extensively bot tbat
when he put HE head in basin It fairly boil
ed. "Then, str," was the reply, "you hsv(
calf's head soup at very little expense"
A book was printed during the time d
Cromwell, with the following title Egg
and Charity, laid by the Chickens Of the Gov.
, enant, and boiled with the Water Of Divinl
Love--Take ye and eat"
When the venerable Pebbles worthy Nj
in New York, he asked = pipe-sn6king I'D
, Dutchman the origin Of the name OF Tsmus
ny Hall. ivy, you see," said Hans. "vs1
the beebles has meeting in the Hall Il bold
tam many"
A prudent man advised his drunken ssPvan'
to put by his money for rainy day. In.
, few weeks the master inquired how much o
bis wages he lad saved. "Fsith, none at an. :
said, ait rained yesterday, aud it al went"
The young man whose ambition lowered X
r high that he would not follow his father
profession upon any consideration, finally Oh
taihed a situation commensurate with hls tal
ent-that Of grinding street. organ for Z
t dancing monkey. Genius will triumph