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7-s-15t.

ION July g. the Crescent Hotel at Eu-
reka Springs, opens as an all-year-'round
resort, under the management of the
Frisco System. Extensive renovations
ana improvements have been effected
which will make the Crescent Hotel the
equal Of any hosiery to be found In the
Southwest" 6-22-30t
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NOTICE.

Notice is hereby given that the book of
assessments has been prepared and is
ready for inspection, and that the Board
of Revenue will sit on the 14th day of
July, 1902 to examine the assessors re-
turns and to correct any errors therein.
A. ]. TARRANT,
President Board of Revenue.
ro1gt
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statesmen WANTED.

Neutrality-suspicious. salesman, cloth
ing and gents furnishing goods; good
stockkeeper. 525 w. Bay St, Jackson
vile, Fla 7-l2-5t
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sTRAYED OR STOLEN,

sTRAYED OR STOLEN-A bargain of
10 per cent off on shoes bought of D. B.
Luster, PIT 18th street, for Is days.
7-9-tf
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When weak, weary and worn out,
Hoods Sarsaparilla Is just the medicine
to restore strength.
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HELP WANTED.


WANTED-A clearinghouse keeper for
sawmill. Address Clear Creek Lumber
c., Cloar Creek, Ala 7.13-3t
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LOST-l0 per cent en- every pair of shoes
If you fail to buy them of D. B. Luster,
PIT 18th street. 7-9-tf
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,lTUATIoN WANTED


WANTED-Position es clerk for man
with experience; good habits and refer
ence; age 80 years, ard has family. Ad-
Dress Box S23 City. 7-13-2t
EXPERIENCED bookkeeper and office
man desires position in Birmingham or
vicinity. Age %, married, sober and
not afraid to work. Best of references.
Address Box So, Aberdeen, Miss.
7-12-6t-sat-su-mon
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WANTED.


WANTED - Customers for snow cases
and iron safes; all prices. Alabama
Grocery Co. 1-1-tf
WANTED-Partner with 5000 to $4,000 IN
established manufacturing concern.
Only business of kind In Alabama. Ex-
cellent profits, VIII bear closest inves-
tigation Address Manufacturer. care
Age-Herald 7-9-7t
WANTED-One secondhand switch board,
Is drops for telephone use. Address Da-
Wis & Co., Goodwater, Ala. 7-1O-5t
WANTED-Trained masseuse will give
massage treatment. Best city reference.
Address '.G' care Age-Herald. 7-10-6t
WANTED TO RENT : An eight-room
house; between 18th and oath SITS. and
4th and 9Th ayes. preferred. Address
W. %. s.. care Age Her aid. 7-11-4t
WANTED-Everybod who wears shoes
to save 10 per cent by huying their
shoes of D. B. Luster. PIT 18th street,
for Is days. 7-s-tf
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7-10-6t
WANTED-A good cook and house,
keeper. Address w. D. Suffer, Pratt
City. 7-14-3t
WANTED-Competen middle-aged white
woman, German preferred, for general
house work. Good home for right per-
son, who must have references. Mrs.
McC.. care Age-Herald. 7-13-2t
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MISCELLANEOUS.
REAL ESTATE.

FOR SALE
Ss75-box190, Avenue F near 32nd street
5000 Acres coal land. with 7-foot vein. and
well timbered IN hardwood, In Tennes-
see, 2 miles of railroad, So. 80 per acre.
s175 per acre. 70 acres in 2 blocks OF car
line.
Cabin on Morris avenue, at baseball park
rooms: rents for s.0OB lot 5oz1l0 $500.
FOR RENT.
Groom cottage, End ave-, near 9th St,
$3.50
Broom cottage Avenue D bet. 18th and
18th streets, $50.
No. 1900 Avenue K, rooms. gas. ete.s
servants house; SIS.
L. c.. PETTYJoHN.
Phone 465. 182Glh Third Avenue
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DO YOU WRITE ADS7-sen0 Address
today on your business stationery for
invaluable information free. Harper
Syndicate, Columbus. Ohio.
I0-2-tf-we-fr-mo
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We make cuts. Age-Herald Engrar
ing Co.
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WANTED for u s. Army: Able-bodied
unmarried men, between ages of q and
50, citizens of United States, of good
character and temperate habits, who
can speak, read and write English. For
information apply to Recruiting Officer.
North 10th street, Birmingham, Ala.
-wed-fri-mon- to-9-30
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REQUIRED MANAGER, also a clerk,
for a large departmental company store
In East Tennessee mining center; must
be fully qualified as to experience, capa-
h;lities end character; state age, salary
required and references. Address De-
partmental. care Age-Herald. 7-13-3t
goods and attend to business Apply
with references to John G. Eads & Co.,
Clothiers, Macon, Ga. 7-13-2t
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sTIckNEY & CO.,
zoos 1st Ave.

FOR RENT.
s16-Cottage Elinor Station, East Lake
car line.
S3o-1628 18th avenue, south.
$1,000 N. 21st street, Whelan residence.
s45-814 18th street, south.
s45-1620-12th avenue. south.
$35-Near Glen Iris Park gate.
FOR SALE.
$3750-South Highland residence
$425O-Fifth avenue residence, close in.
s45O0-Seventh avenue residence.
$5500-South Highland residence.
$6500-South Highland, 10th street.
Call to see us, we have many bargains
in both residence and business locations.
MESSER-MoORE ms. & REAL
ESTATE CO.,
Phone $40. ga N. 21st street.
McDAvID & CO.,
Real Estate and Fire Insurance.
Chicken farm, $50 acres, with $4,000 worth
of improvements on 1t for $4,000 on long
time, 31a miles from town; per cent
interest
Fine 100-foot lot on Highland Boulevard
in swell neighborhood. $3.50. easy terms.
10 acres with improvements near East
Lake for $1,000.
140 acres two miles from East Lake with
improvements. fine truck farm; great
bargain see US.
$4O00-25x140 best business lot on I'd ave-
enue between 18th and 18th.
$50, 000-the largest central corner In bus
mess district, 100x140.
We write fire insurance.
M'DAvlDS& CO.
s-1e-tf-eod 1928 First Avenue.
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FOR SALE.

FOR SALE-By tho owner 250x7o0; i'm
proved; in center of Woodlawn. Address
Box 107, Woodlawn, Ala. 7-13-7t
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FOR SALE.

s1io0-Lovely 4-room cottage; will rent
$50 yearly; good Investment or neat
home.
$40 per foot-Best corner lot in waverly
Place.
s2s5o-Lovely cottage home, North Twen-
ty-first street.
ss7Jo-25x140, Second avenue. between ed
and 23d streets
s5O0o-50 feet; Second avenue, between 2Sd
and s4tk streets.
s5000-New South Highlands home; $500
cash. balance monthly.
$S5O0-valuable South Twentieth street
property, north of Avenue B.
s950O-Handsosne Seventh avenue home.
Property on Second avenue, between 18th
and 10th streets paying about 10 per
cent.
r. MCCONNELL & CO.,
Bell phone 46. 22o 21st St.
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HELP wANTED-FEMALe.

WANTED-Lady's maid; Catholic pre-
ferred. Address B. G.. care Age-Herald.
7-10-6f
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HELP WANTED-MALE.

WANTED-Helper wanted Immediately
Hermitage, the sign painter. 18th street
and I'd avenue. 7-s-4t
WANTED-An experienced telegraph OPP
orator. One who is proficient in stem
ography and typewriting preferred
Must come well recommended as to
character and ability. Write stating
references, and salary expected. Ad-
dress p. o. Box 103. Meridian, Miss.
7-Q-7t
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Answers to advertisements addressed
as follows were IN the business office
of the Age-Herald last night and adj
vertisers will confer a favor by calling
for them:
A. A. B. T.; Bookkeeper 5; c 10;
Couple: Cottage: C. F. S.; C. A. s.: C.
B. o.. 3; ~: H D.. L.; Car line; Land
Company; m. c.; NJ. and B.; Miss c.:
Manufacturer; o. B. 8; Owner; Practical
Bookkeeper; Prof. Samuel L. Robertson;
R.; Mrs. R.; S. B. j.: Satisfactory. 4; s.
H. r.; S. R. H., A; T. B.; Trader, 3; u.
s.; U. P 5; Virginia, 8; Wholesale Grocer
q Wholesale 8; w. E.; W. D.; x. Is.
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PERSONAL.

MADAM RAY, palmest and clairvoyante.
You will have to hurry to consult her,
here for a short time only. She will
give you full life reading this week
for so cents. Room Sd avenue and 22d
street, opposite church. 7-13-7t
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FOR SALE.
six-room house, acres land; renting
$1l00.
Three pieces acreage property from s125
up.
Eight 4-room houses on 110x140 lot; rents
500 month. $4,000.
Central corner brings good rent.
Five-room house on 50x190 lot on Besse-
mer car lire for six days only, $500.
50x140 Frame store and rooms; rents for
$50 month; at Ensley; $1,000.
FOR RENT.
Two stores at Brighton. on Bessemer car
line; $40.
Six-room house, Northside; new, SIS.
Six rooms house in city; central; Cheap.
Five-room house, Irondale; fine water
and nice garden IS.
B. M. PERROW,
Real Estate and Rental Agent
Always a full list of property. Prompt
ness Guaranteed.
1882 Second Avenue.
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ONE CENT A WORD.
RATEs-1c. a word day: no I'D
taken Tor less than 26c for first In
sertion. Cash must accompany every
order.
$4,000 Per Month to Loan by
1.-THE Alabama Home" to
Build Homes.

Borrowers given many valuable options
OF settlement. The limit OF cost Is lower
IN this association than in any other COM
pany. Apply to ". Y. n. ROBERTSON,
20o9 First Avenue. General Manager.
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FOR SALE.

FOR SALE.
$150o-Half cash, balance l year, 5-room
cottage and lot, 18th St, North, near
9Th ave-. special.
$2200-100x100 feet, houses, now renting
for s26 per month, Hillman Station, be-
tween city and Elyton.
$160O-721ax100 feet, 14th St, between 9Th
and 9Th aves., North.
s375-Beautiful lot, 50xS0, alley corner;
graded, and stone wall in front: block
of cars, North Highlands.
$1450-Lot 50x140 feet. 3 houses, now rent
ing for s24O per year, avenue C. between
10th and 18th SITS.
$5o0-Lot 50x140 feet, Hillman Station, be-
tween city and Elyton.
$11, 600 = 50x100 feet two-story brick
stores, South 10Th St, near avenue C.
Call for terms. +
$40, O00-Fine corner, 10Ox140 feet, Sd ave.,
near Auditorium.
$5500-2bx100, Sd ave-, near postoffice.
SMITH & STlLLMAN,
20041k First Avenue.
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BUSINESS oPPoR'. uNITlEs.

HAVE excellent proposition to make to
party with $500 to $1,000 for Worlds
Fair, st. Louis. Bears investigation.
A M. K, care Age-Herald.
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FOR SALE.
sc000-Southside residence, paying Is per
cent on purchase price.
s6tGo-Residence property on the north
side. paying II per cent on purchase
price.
sl2c0-Splendid residence lot on 18th av-
enue, south; cheap, at $500.
s7e0o-Lai ge northside residence, 10 rooms
good location.
s2eG0-A North Highland residence; good
location and neighborhood; cheap at
this price.
Vacant and improved residence and
business property throughout the city
and suburbs. Our list is too extensive to
enumerate here specifically. Call or
phone 600
C. L. STICkNEY & CO.,
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Doctor
Tried but Could Not
Relieve Me
OF Headache, Dizzi.
ness. Twitching.
DR.. Miles, Nervine Did
Relieve and Cure.

THE doctor tried but couldn't relieve me"
is phrase commonly met with in the letters
we receive from grateful patients. The
reason is plain. The doctor tries to cure the
symptom and neelects the disease. In all
cases of chronic headache, nervousness,
weakness, general debility, dizzy spells, loss
Of appetite inability to sleep. lack Of energy,
loss OF flesh. lack of interest, morbid tend
encies, hysteria, the disease is a nervous dis
order and some means must be taken to
strengthen and restore the nervous system.
DIR. Miles Restorative Nervine is performing
wonders every day and will cure you as it
has thousands Of others. Read how quickly
it acted in the following case:
"A few years ago / was greatly troubled
with nervousness and indigestion. While at
work dizzy spell would come over me and
would be forced to stop and rest lsuffered
terrib from headaches and my nervousness
was SO marked as to cause almost constant
twitching of the muscles. My doctor tried
but could not relieve me. l finally began
the use of DR.. Miles Restorative Nervine
and continued until ! have used four bottles.
although have not had dizzy spell since
taking the first dose. am very thankful for
what your medicine has done for me and
shall take pleasure in recommending it
whenever / can."-FRANK p. BENTLEY, Mid
dlebury, VT
All druggists sell and guarantee first bot.
tie Dr. Miles Remedies. Send for free book
on Nervous and Heart Diseases. Address
Dr.. Miles Medical Co., Elkhart, Ind.
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gracefully over her mouth and gets
in her way when she eats.
Myra is the property of F. a. King,
Of Clinton, Ill. She is coal black all
over, with the exception of single
white star ON her forehead. a strong,
straign limbed, beautifully-formed
animal, and altogether a splendid
specimen of horsefesh. Mr.. King
brought her from Clinton to have
two prominent Chicago veterinary
surge ons examine the growth on her
upper lrp, and, if possible, explain its
presence there. From here he will
take her to San Francisco, where he
will remain for the winter.
"Myra was my mothers pet. Moth
er died recently | would not part
with Myra for a fortune" Mr.. King
says. Museum managers have fairly
haunted my footsteps, all anxious to
buy her. Many surprisingly large Of
fers have been made me, but | would
accept none of them. AS long as |
have money enough to keep her we'll
fed, well-housed. and well-oared for,
Myra and shall not be parted
The Chicago veterinary surgeons
who have seen the mare are at loss
to account for her mustache.
Occasionally Mr.. King has the host
Ter coyerttthe mares facial adorn-
ment with black cloth, which ef-
fectuaIly conceals it. Then Myra
passes up and down the boulevard
without attracting more than the
most casual glance from the passera-
BY. She seems to understand l
and enjoying her distinction, disli"es
the cloth.
Sometimes, on the other hand, Mr.
King orders the hostler to take
great pains to "dreSs" i've mustache
becomnCly. The Sty.e that he and
Myra ike best is the one affected by
Emperor William of Germany.
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"Do you believe in coeducation"
=. depends upon the nature OF
the eou,.. lght. In science. for
instance, think coeducation a draw
back, but in love it is real necessity"
Chicago Post.
1'rue to His Promise.
"Will you keep an eye on my horse,
my son, while l step in and get .
drink?"
"Yes, sir"
Stranger goes in. gets his drink,
comes out, and finds his horse miss
ing.
where is my horse, boy p"
Hes run'd away, sir"
Didn't l tell you to take care Of
him, you young scamp"
mo. sir; you told me to keep my eye
on him, and did till he got clean out Of
sight."-Tit-Nts
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Cut this out and take it to Middle
burg drug -tors and get free
sample of Cbamberlaln'- .Ston ach
and Liver Tablets. The best pays:c.
The, cleaus- AMI I ,v,goraIs the
stomach, Improve tho appetite aud
regulate the bJme!s. Re. ular .ize,
25c. per box.
1t naturally makes a man sore 10
be thrown down.
Fame is merely an eniree; fortune
Is a feast.
Last winter an infant child q:
mine had Group in n violent foi m, y
says Elder John W. Rogers. Il
Christian Evangelist. Of Fill-y. Mo.
II gave her a few doses of Cham.
berlain's Corgh Remedy aud in a
short time all darger was passed
and the child recovered" This rem.
edy not only cures Group, but when
given as soon as the first symptoms
appear. will prevent the attack. II
contains no opium or other harmful
substance and be given as confident.
ly to baty as to an adult. For sale
by Iiddleburg Drug Store.
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To the Public.

Allow to say few words in praise
Of Chamberlain's Cough Remedy.
l had a very severe cough and cold
and feared would get pneumonia.
but after taking the second dose of
this medicine felt better, three
bottles of it cared my cold and the
pains in my chest disappeared en-
tirely. ! am most respectfully you're
for health. RALPH s. Meyers, 81
Thirty-seventh St, Wheeling. W.
Va. For sale br Mi1dleburg Drug
Store.
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AN EQUINE FREAK.
n Beautiful Black Mustache AdoPns
Upper LIP of bearded Myra,a
Western Horse.

Chicago has a horse with a mus
tache. sEarly the other day Myra H.,
out of Queen Myra, by Black Giant,
appeared in the city, and wondering
citizens stopped to gaze as she high
stepped down the boulevard, says the
Chicago Inter Ocean.
Bearded Myra, the veterinary sur
geons agree, is n phenomenon. On
her upper lip is n long black mus
tache, not a spare thing, made up
of Few scattered hairs, but one of
heavy, luxuriant growth, like the
false affair the villain wears in the
play. When left alone it droops
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WILL SEND $500 FREE

Franklin Miles. M. d., IL. b., the
Celebrated Chicago, Specialist,
Will Send $500 Worth of
His New Special Treat.
ment Free to Each Of
Our Readers.
When an experienced physical Of
fers to give away $40, 200 worth OF
New Treatment fca diseases of the
heart. nerves. stomach or dropsy. it
is conclusived evidence that he has
great faith in it. And wren hun
dxeds of prominent people freely
testify to his unusal skill and the
superiority of his New Special Treat.
ment, his liberality is certainly
worthy of serious consideration.
That DR.. Miles is one of the worlds
most successful. physician is proven
by hundreds of testimonials from
w,ll known peoole. One patient
cured after failure of eleven Grand
Rapids physicians, two after being
given up by six and seven Chicago
physicians, another after nine lead
ing doctors in New York City. Phil
adelphia and Chicago failed. 1000
testimonials sent upon resquest.
The eminent Rev. w. Bell. ID D., OF Dayton,
o., Gen. Scc'y OF Foreign Missions, writes ed
itoriaily In The State Sunday School Union:
I'VE desire to state that from personal acquaint.
ance we know DR.. Miles to be most skiIiful
speciiist n man who has spared neither labor
nor money to keep himself abreast of the great
advancement In medical sience"
| Col. Tucker, late General Manager n. l. Il.
| a W. X. X. says: "Dr. Miller success as a physc'
ian has been phenomenal MY heart" writes
| u. NJ. Davis Of Warren. Pa was 50 bad was
fearful OF going to sleep lest 1t would be my last
| DR.. Mile. saved my life. was completely cur
Ell In six weeks" Mrs. Abigail Chambers, oi
Chamhersburg Pa. states: MY trouble was
| in the brain and spinal cord. When ! con-
menced DR.. Miles treatment j could hardly
walk across the room now am able to do oil
my own work. Mrs. W. A. Warren, OF James
n. Y, reports: "For years had severe trouble
with my stomach. neCralga, sinking spells, and
dropsy. DR.. Miles cured me.
This new system Of Special Treat:
ment is thoroughly scientific and
immensely superior to the ordinary
methods.
AS all afflicted readers may have
$500 worth OF treatment FREE, We
would advise them to send for it al
once. Address, DIR. Franklin Miles
2f3 to 2l1 State Street, Chicago, Ills
/ When writing mention the Nddleburg Posi-
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Driving Out the Enemy,

These are the DAYS of colds, sharp
and sudden, attacking throat and
lungs, and leading to consequences
one does not like to think about.
Avoid further exposure and fight
the enemy OF health and comfort
with Perry Davis Paiukiller the
family stand by for sixty years. 1t
conquers cold in a day. See that
you get the right article. There is
but one Painkiller. Perry Davis.
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A Restaurant trust is contemplated
in Chicago. Ill.
Luck In Thirtes

By ser ding l3 miles VIM. Spirey.
Walton Furnace, VI. got a box of
Bucklen's Aruica Salve, that wholly
cured horrible Fever Sore on bis
leg. Nothing else could. Positively
cures Bruises, Felons. Ulcers, Erup
tions, Boils. Burns, Corns and Piles
Only 25c. Guaranteed by Middle
burg Drug Store, Graybill, Garman
& Co., DR.. j. W.Samsel, Penns Greek
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The honey merchant t
takes things as they comb.
A Startling Surprlss.

Verv few could believe in looking
at a I. Hoadley, a healthy, robust
blacksmith of Tllden, Ind, that for
ten years he such torture from
Rheumatism as few could endure
and live. But wonderful change
followed his taking Electric Bitters.
Two bottles wholly cured me-" he
writes, ''and / have not felt a
twinge for over n year." They regu.
late the X u"ys, purify the blood
and cure il, eumatism, Neuralgia,
NervOusre imp. .'ove digestion and
give rArs It health. Try them.
Only 80 ct. It Middleburg Drug
Store. g. b. Gsrman Il Co., DR..
J. w. Sar. ga, PENIS Greek.
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Write ID Down.

in the book II mem ory; there is no
thing like harmless cough. Every
cough is a warning Of confidence
that goes from bad to worse unless
il is remedied rigkt away. Opium
laden medicipe delusion. Allen s
Lung Balssm cures the worst of
colds. II clears the bronchial pas
ssges, SO that the lungs get plenty
Of air. Why Lot get bottle to- day I
An Estinsfe.
Mr.. Goodart-She certainly has the
gift of song, don't you think?
Miss Spietz-l hope so. I'd hate "a
think she was fim-nammed into pay.
ing anything for it.-Pbiladelphia
Press.
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Texan with pride)-Well, what do
you think of our state?
Foreign Tourist find 1t dread
fully tiresome. 1t takes so long to
60 across it, don't you know.-Chi-
cago Tribune.
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Lucid Explanation.

She-I don't understand why bar
ber talks so much to his customers.
He-Simply because his customers
are no: women. He wouldn't have q
chance If it was otherwise.-Yonkers
Statesman.
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"Are you still engaged to Miss
Flighty?"
II don't know. / was yesterday,
but I'll have to see what there 10 in
this mornings mail before I'm sure
about to-day."-Chicago Post.
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Nothing to BraE OF.

"Yes. Puffup asserts that he has al
ways been accustomed to riding in a
carriage. l suppose he started life
that way"
"Humph! Most Of us did!"-Cincin-
natl Commercial Tribune.
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The Mean Thing.

Clara-I have a new gown for every
day | shall be at the seashore.
Maud-Will you be gone over Sun
day?-Judge.
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pri,oueu Pay Policemen.

Prisoners in Morocco are required
a. pay the policemen wEo arrest them.
Tie fee 8, about % cents. This system
nsltes the officers quite Nigilant, and
ssy often arrest man On slight
prfrrNt
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Clara-Young Smiley is an essygo-
ing sort Of a chap, isn't he?
Maude-Yes; but it's awfully hard
to get him started toward home
Chicago Daily News.