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The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-08-10
MAY YoHE's ABSURD CHASE,

The most ludicrously disgusting cpl
sode of the year is the chase across
sea, kingdom and republic of May Yohe
in her futile search for Capt. Bradlee
Strong, the young reprobate who
year ago, under the pledge that he
loved her, accompanied Lord Hopes
wife to Japan. ct do not want any
body to think" said Miss Yohe, ''that I
am running after Mr.. Strong, for am
not" Seeing that she had Travelled
across the Atlantic, gone to London
and thence to Paris looking for the
young man, nobody would have to
think she was running after him. They
would know it without going through
a process so elaborate as thinking.
And could anything be more absurd
than Miss Yohe's act. Strong had not
only robbed the young woman of what
honor she had left, but he had pawned
her jewels and run away from her,
rumor strongly hints, with another
woman. With all this evidence right
before her eyes Miss Yohe makes a
hurried trip of thousands of miles to
plead with worthless scamp who isn't
worth going across forty-foot lot to
see, unless for the purpose of giving
him a hard kick.
1t would serve Strong right if he
had to work in the cotton fields of
Texas the rest of his days, and it is
by no means sure that Miss Yohe
should not have to do some sort of pro-
tracted penance for her acute attack
of moral obliquity.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-08-10

dustry and commerce. Leaving aside
the insignia of national authority, Cam
ada has att her disposal today all the
essentials necessary to becoming an
important factor in the conduct Of the
affairs of the world.
1t is to his ready recognition of these
conditions that the Canadian premier
owes the ascendancy of his present po-
sition in the councils of the British
empire. His fellow-conferees defer to
his superior sagacity. and to the supe-
rior Importance of the great land he rep
resents. The destiny of Canada is in her
own hands, not in the hands of the pol
iticians at Westminster. Nor will Lau-
rier surrender it into their hands.
Whatever others may do; however 9TH
ers among the colonial representatives
may view the correlative obligations of
empire and colony he is so strong and
immovable in his position that the en-
pire must show to the colony wherein
the gain is, not to the empire but to the
colony in any proposal looking to clos
er relationship between the two.
Must Canadian trade remain in Brit
ish leading strings? Sir Wilfred Lau-
rier has evidently answered this ques
ton for his people to his own and their
satisfaction. The answer may not suit
British imperialists, nor Canadian To-
ries. But it looks to the promotion of
Dominion interests first and of impe-
rial interests afterward. 1t is not the
manner of answering the question
which Mr.. Chamberlain might COM
mend; but it is that which must decide
the commercial and industrial future
of Canada, and the greatness or small
ness of the part which it is destined to
play in any future scheme of British
imperial federation.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-08-10
CANADA ASSERTING ITSELF.

canada owes a great deal to Sir VIII
fred Laurier. The part he is now so
successfully playing at Westminster is
one of surprising Importance to the
empire, as we'll as to the Dominion. He
has stamped on the conference of colo
NAL premiers the deep impress of his
own strong personality. He has taught
the imperial secretary of Englands col
onies some true understanding of the
real destiny of the northern section of
the American continent. He has
brought the insular mind of English
craftsmanship to realize that England
is what she is because of the existence
or the colonies; and that of all the COL
onies, Canada has within her bounda-
ries pre- eminently all the main re-
quirements to national greatness.
1t is new character in which Can
ada reveals herself through her nre-
mier to the British mind. We ON this
side of the boundary line have laughed
often at the attempted assumption bv
Canadian public men of national signif-
1cance on behalf of their country. Sir
Wllfred Laurier has made Mr.. Joseph
Chamberlain understand that it is far
from Laughing matter, and his fellow
premlers7 have cast the sanction of their
concurrence on his attitude.
Those who read newspapers can al
most locate the exact date of the pa-
tronizing admission made by the then
existing government that the empire
owed some substantial recognition to
the colonies of the importance of their
relations to the empire, and that it
owed duty toward them which it had
never performed. Canada and the
Australias, even during the lifetime of
many man not yet old, were good
enough places to which to ship alike
Irish rebels and British thugs. The
measure of self government bestowed
on them was bestowed in the spirit in
which concession is being made to Irish
demands from time to time-to get rid
Tor the moment, if not for all time. of
the bother of giving attention to things
that were not sacredly of British i'm
portance in themselves, and to do it at
the minimum of cost.
Today Canada is moving with some
thing of the strides which marked our
own Western growth for a half century.
The fertile fields of Western Canada
lying waste for SO long are being titled
by American farmers. The tide of i'm
! migration beats with tremendous force
upon its shores. Railroads spring up
and measure their lengths through the
wilderness of yesterday. Canadian
steamships will soon leave Canadian
ports to carry to and from the ends of
the earth the productsAef Canadian in
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-08-10

the happiness that is in this last jag
of bliss. 1t is such a kind Of happiness
as will come to me some day when
marry the brewers daughter.
All, hasten the day when I shall
stand before the j. P. and say You
bet your sweet life" when he asks me
if take her for better or for worse.
She is the one altogether lovely She
is the daughter of the man with beer
watts. When she shall tread the path
of life side by side with me then will
this unspeakable bliss be mine most of
the time.
There are so many fools in the
world. If there were more men of
sense the brewers daughter would be
surrounded by mob all the time and
her offers of matrimony would out
number the applications for a govern
ment position.
But 1 wait in my loneliness for the
coming of the brewers daughter.
Some day she will dawn upon me
and all my troubles will be thing of
the past.
But, Oh, how can I wait?
To be young man, alone and with
a terrible thirst is something frightfuI.
I carry about with me a terrible
weight.
How I wish had load.
oh, how can / wait?
Oh, darn, darn, dam.
Oh, fudge!
Darn the whole world. Darn every
thing living and all things dead
Darn Mark HannaI
Darn some of Chicago's constablesI
Darn Carrie Nation and all those
who smash saloons and spill good
booze!
Darn the heat and darn the coldl
Darn the summertime and the win
ter and ditto the spring and fall.
Darn the city and darn the country.
Darn the evening and darn the morn
ing thereof, and darn the night and
the noon and the dawn and the twi-
light.
Darn everything, yea, darn soclksi
Oh, I am so tired. Can't you see
how frightfully tired l am?
Please won't some kind person come
along and hit me with a brick?a sR
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-08-10


q decision ever rendered upon the title
to any part Of the tract. Now Judge
chytraus has foHnd THAT streeter has
no good title to six acres of the realty,
a portion, too. which gave the old man
much concern because upon that he
had built his couft house.
therefore 1T is that Capt. Streeter,
OaHled but not heatenn has moved his
court trappings to barn at the foot
OF chicago avenue and is preparing,
sorroWfully. but none the less gamely,
for the next step in the great battle
Tor the district of Lake Michigan"
The contest is at least the most pic
turesque in the history Of American le-
gal collisions. "a
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-08-10
WEATHER FOR TODAY.

Minnesota-Showers Sunday with cool
err in south portion. Monday fair; brisk
northwest winds.
Upper Michigan and Wisconsin-Show-
ers Sunday and Monday; brisk east winds.
Iowa-Local rains and cooler Sunday.
Monday fair
Montana-Fair Sunday and Monday;
warmer Monday.
North and South Dakota-Fair in west;
lacal rains in east portion Sunday. Mon
day fair and warmer.
st. Paul - Yesterdays temperatures,
taken by the United States weather bu-
reau, ST. Paul. p. F. Lyons, observer, for
the twenty-four hours ended at o'clock
last night-Barometer corrected for tenn
perature and elevation: Highest temper
allure, "a lowest temperature, 81; aver
ometer 29.14: humidity, 20; precipitation,
81; p. m, temperature, II; Z p. M,
wind, southeast; weather, cloudy.
NeSferdaV'S Temnera lures
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-08-10
People and Things

@N---r~-~~~~~c~r~e4
they lose; while if it is small there
is no money in it, anyway.
Hint to Twilight Sheet.
Editorial suggestion for an evening
paper: eAns
WOMEN g Ne mistake. are
AAnD They should not
COURAGE. be T allowed ed !.
the way and mix themselves up i'm
what does not concern them.
A woman down in Tarantula, Ind.
repeated slanderous story about an
other Woman's husband, and when IL
came to his ears, instead of bringing
suit Tor SANDER against the woman, he
damages. ~
This is an awful thing.
IL SHOWS what mistake it is to
listen to women when they talk.
AS they talk all the time, what is to
be done?
Get away from them; muzzle them
1t takes courage.
But courage is the greatest thing in
the world. 1t is what we need before
anything else.
THE MAN WHO HAS THE COIJR-
AGE TO MAKE HIS WIFE STOP
TALKING OR ELSE STICK TO THE
IA
THING IN PILLOW SHAMS IS THE
MAN WHO WILL BE A SUCCESS IN
THE END. ~
Courage is what we admire in a
man; silence in woman.
Here's to the brave man!
Women: Hush.
Millers Have HaIIucinations,
Things are becoming worse in Min
neapoLs. Nearly everyone in the CITY
has had something happen to him. and
thoSe who have not yet had any ex-
citing experiences suffer from hal
luclnatlons and presentiments of ap-
preaching trouble. A woman was ar
rested the other night who was sup
posed to be insane because she feared
that her house was to be burned by
the neighbors. Such a fear at such q
time in Minneapolis is surely a sign
OF unusual sanity and the cruelty Of
depriving the poor woman of her lib
erty on such a preteXt adds one more
to long line of injustices. The fact
that nothing had happened to her, and
that her house had not been set on
fire, naturally made her suspicious,
particularly as her husband had not
been arrested for any crime. 1t is to
be hoped that one of the acting mayors
leased.
The pleasantest bit of news of the
past week was the report that Capt.
Bradlee Strong is intending to do away
with himself. The most humorous item
is that Minneapolis latest mayor says
the fair name of his city has been be-
smirched.
Sagasta Once Reporter.
Society reporters on the daily pa
pers who are apt to think that life Is
not all joy should take heart from
the report that Senior Sagasta, prime
minister of Spain, was once Society re-
porter on a Madrid paper. He is now
eighty years old and is reported to
have as many wrinkles as war vet
eran. Endeavoring to write up a pink
tea in as many ways as there are days
in the week probably induced many of
them.
A st. Paul young man was discharg-
ed by local firm recently because he
persisted in telling the exact truth to
customers. So much trouble resulted
that he had to go. AS he was depart
ing the head of the house said that
it was not so much that they wanted
to employ liars, as that they desired
men who used some genius in telling
the truth.
"How to Look Well in Summer" is
the title Of learned article for wom-
en- in current weekly paper. How to
look well all the year round would find
more readers. NAB.
st. Paul, Aug. 9, 1902.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-08-10

lions of a skyrocket on the Fourth of
July.
1t Is really great historical event
the formal induction of the ruler of a
great empire. In that light we may all
read with more or less interest the ac-
counts of the coronation scenes. But
for the worth of the tawdry glitter and
show of it all-that may be well left to
the unthinking herd whom it is chiefly
intended to affect.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-08-10
Sent Him His Answer.

Yes, / proposed to her by letter.
And what was her reply?''
She simply referred me to a certain
chapter and page in The Life of Lord
Nelson -
And what did you find?''
1T says After fruitlessly applying for
command of the ship by letter he went in
person to see about it, and then he Sc
cured it. Exchange.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-08-10

The need of propping the Industry
OF American ship building with gov
eminent bounties is most painfully
Ieil When one reflects that every ship
pulldlng yard on the Great Lakes is
busy with contracts which will occupv
every hour for a year to come.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-08-10

The Sunday Globe Is the most
cosmopolitan newspaper in the Twin
Cities. 1t contains all the news, the
best pages of specials and features,
pictures of local and foreign celebri-
ties, and, in fact, everything that any
one should know or be interested in.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-08-10

The Rev. William Macafee, of Ev-
anston, Ill, lost his pulpit because he
sighted the Bible. Served him right
The pulpit is a singularly bad place
from which to slight the Bible,
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-08-10

The Republicans of the Third Ar
kansas district have nominated a can
d1date for congress. What a lot of
things people do in this world which
are wholly useless.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-08-10

A California astronomer has discov-
cred 100 pairs of double stars. Is this
on the square, professor, or just an
other case of California grape juice
working overtime
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-08-10
SUNDAY, AUG. 10, 1902.

Roosevelt has not had time to an
sWer the questions propounded by
Bryan-and it is probable he will
make a poor out of it when he under.
takes the Job.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-08-10

one more denial is added to the rec
ord of the report that other lines Of
railroad are seeking admission into
this city. Whatever else the denial
proves 1T shows at least that all the
arrangements for that particular adj
dltion are not made-or the denial
would not be necessary.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-08-10

Mr.. Bryan cannot complain of the
lmpartiality of the press reports con-
corning him. 1t is not every man who
can be proclaimed, all within forty
elgnt hours, as at once announcing
himself to be, and declining to be. a
candidate for the presidency.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-08-10

Thlngs are serene again. Beveridge
IS not to stump Texas and Bailey is to
make no speeches in Indiana.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-08-10

Ii the Winnipeg oarsmen are not
careful the enlightened Eastern man
will be hunting up his map, to see
where in the United States that place
with the understanding name is To-
Gated.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-08-10

Starvation is abroad in the coal re-
gions, it is reported; but the report
does not state that the barons have
begun to feel the pinch of hunger.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-08-10

''The tariff is the mother of trusts .
said Havemeyer, of the sugar trust.
The whole brood of monopolies sprang
from the tariff incubator.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-08-10

Now Cuba begins to feel like the
other big nations of the earth. 1t has
started a public debt.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-08-10

Wen, Mr.. Heatwole, if you will make
af1dav1t that you do not intend to run
Tor congress i'll the Third district, we
VIII consider the incident closed.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-08-10

A fellow named Bible has secured the
Democratic nomination for CONGRESS-
over In Michigan, A distance
survey seems to indicate that this is
dangerously near mixing religion and
politics.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-08-10

What so rare as day that goes by
without furnishing an Oyster Bay
date line for the newspapers?
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-08-10

Utica, N. Y, reports the hottest July
in seventy-six years. Utica has the
advantage of us Westerners. Few of
us remember how hot it was here sew
enty-six years ago. Old Bug ah-me-
geshig might know.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-08-10

A Londoner has perfected a method
or manufacturing paper stockings.
He'll be lucky if the London laundry
men DO not murder him before he gets
well under way.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-08-10

The American small boy who didn't
die of 1ockjaw after the Fourth of July
is likely to have a comparatively pleas
ant summer The green apple crop is
small.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-08-10

The market price of the hog has
fallen. The fact, however, does not
not suggest that the animal is any less
OF an important factor in American
society,"
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-08-10

The young man who can fall 35o
feet and then live to deny the belief
IN MS death, was not born to die
young.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-08-10

The coronation was pulled off with
out any squabbling over the moving
picture privileges.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-08-10

Lay UP a bank account these rainy
days. You may want to buy half a
ton Of coal some time.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-08-10

Minneapolis new chief of police is
a man without police experience. But
ne can't do as badly as his predeces-
sor, even if he should try his best.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-08-10

Alas, that we are so soon forgot!
Hardly one can be found who remem-
bers Tracy to this day.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-08-10

Jersey mosquitoes are reported SO
large this year that they can be used
instead of mules for motor PURPOSES.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-08-10

And yet several people do not seem to
like 1t because Prince Henry is ex-
changing chromoS for 1854 dinners.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-08-10

Harvest hands in some sections are
gathering more in wages than sheaves
from the field
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-08-10

Chicago has new butter inspector.
What does Chicago want of butter
inspector? Chicago eats oleomargarine
and is proud of it.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-08-10

The activity of Littlefield and Cam
eran for Speaker Henderson's seat is
amusing. The speaker of the next ma
uonal house of representatives will be
a Democrat.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-08-10

Keeping everlastingly at it, is the
secret of success in business-that is,
keeping everlastingly advertising.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-08-10
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railroad train leaving or en-.
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The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-08-10

Okaharay Varradhara, Siamese min
lister to the United States, says the
crown prince of Siam is to be in the
United States in October. He ought
not to be allowed to land if he hasn't
a shorter name than the minister.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-08-10

Cubas cry for help is yet unan-
SWered.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-08-10

Edward VII. is now every inch a
king.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-08-10

A fellow named Mudd won an auto
mobile race in Chicago. 1t is a char
acteristic of mud to stick to the end.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-08-10

Senator Quay had most exciting
experience off Atlantic City the other
day, with his old friend, Capt. Sooy.
The sea was apparently induced to
chop Sooy and anything else around.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-08-10

John Finerty telegraphed John Red
mond from Chicago Remember Linn
erfck." The operator at Dublin got it
Remember Limburger,' but he cor
rected himself before any aroma rose
from the cheese.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-08-10

Nine. Jules Cambon says american
women overdress everywhere" Not
arond the neck.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-08-10

Some wonderful newspapers will be
issued by the office boys this week. The
Minnesota editors are to take a trip
down the lakes
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-08-10

Hyphen cut quite dash by winning
the $4,000 Brighton Derby stakes.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-08-10

The Chicago bigamist who got his
life insured for $4,000 before facing
his two wives in court had a highly
developed sense of humor.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-08-10

The maharajahs and the goekwars
wore $200,0o0,000 worth of jewels at
the coronation of King Edward. They
spoiled things, though, by making their
wives wear rings in their noses.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-08-10

1t is presumed M. Deutsch will not
again offer a 100000 franc prize for a
dirigible balloon. Deutsch went out
in an automobile which was suppos-
edly running on the ground He went
home with several broken ribs.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-08-10

Secretary Shaw declares that he will
not run for president in 1904. What
is Shaw talking about? He couldn't
even walk for president.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-08-10

The delayed crowning of King Ed
ward was only worth about half
CROWN.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-08-10
WASHINGTON time q p. m. st. PauD.

River forecast till s a. m. Monday: The
Mississippi viii remain nearly stationary
tonight, Sunday and Sunday night.