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The tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1900-1902, 1902-07-10


EDiron TsinUKEs--
am iocnied. =
you are aware, a. the fosa - D.
Big Horn nsouptsins, > spus u ID
Rockies You can ascend he Bi,
HON TO their summit. and Iookin,
across the basin plainly see ii,
Rockies and the National Pars
100 miles away. il takes about J
day TO get tc the Big Horn sunmn
from my house. The route is wind.
ing, through canyons. gorges, cliff,
and parks. Clear cool wales, shade
trees, wild flowers, wild gEa,s, Wild
game, and fsh plenty, an along ale
route. Many Osbsrshings are to *
seen, furnishing food FOX tbouxh,
and contemplation.
We read that Moses, when be
be wished to commune with God,
went alone 70 the m0untains. There
is something grand and sublime
about them. that fills the soul with
awe and admiration. They look
eternal, caustlh the climber to say.
surely there Is God, and man must
live again.
II you never climbed these Amer
lean wonders, Mr.. Editor, YOU
should do 50 Al once, as all the old
soldiers will soon be too old to
make the trip. Time viii run back
on you many years. You viii Al.
most think you are a hoy sgain, 50
bracing is the air, SO exciting The
chase. Then trout, the fuesl of
fish meat; pheasant and grouse
the choicest Of fowl meat; thrn ven
ison. nothing better. Why, sir.you
would forget about that long beard
ed, half-dressed old man with the
seyths, we see IN lhe almanac, CALI
lime on you.
To the timid and ,enderfoot (no,
! veteran) the ascent Of these
Mountains has a dark side. One
nissieP in man or horse, at times.
would be death BY falling hundreds
If feet.
Not far from Us. IN lonely
sorge. IS sh4t, erected TO an En-
.iishman named Lee. who feH 200
ert while trying TO XIII a mountain
heeP. Then lions or a herccl
5ougar screams Al night. that dis
resses the timid. The hardex,
ight ! ever saw on mountains was
'etween some hunters and a scunk
ear, three years ago. They are
ure Fighters and hard to kill.
Truly. +
NJ. L. WORK.
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The Mervviu Normal College has
been recently placed upon a very
solid basis New improvements,
new aparatos, and new fixtures have
been added. A strong faculty is
arranged for next year, and the
school viii continue its noble work,
preparing young men and women
for practical Christian lie. Send
for free catalogue to
J. / BUNyARD. Pres.
Merwin, Mo.
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R A. BAllxY.
- Yoar Propertr New.

II you desire to dispose Of yeus
farm, iss me ssll It Tor yon. II you
want 10 exchange Il foz good land
in western Kansas, aud get three 10
SIX acres lor ons. will make an
effort to DO 80. viii BE- AZ llo-
Lee Ia Adrian. No. July ioi :, The
Merchants Hoesl IN Rich Hia. Joly
a., ". O. A,kesoa's law O6oe 10
BuileF, July "a Come ia ga shr
above dates and Is, your property.
or write me, giving iull description.
price and TERMS I think can ,sil
o. exchange YoGr EARN tog yea L
the price Is right. Cheap tlaespor.
ss,ion 70 Western Kansas guiy *.
+. d. ArkiNsoS.
Grsia6cld. kansas.
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walnut street. n. n charca-

There wiil be Pfsashlng Al ihe
wslaas SlFees u. f. CharsA mex,
az n ;. N. aud S 2. m.
Sunday Ssho0l st GAS ., "a
Junior Lsague, Z 50 p. m.
EpWogth Leagas a 2 p. q.
NJ. T. PYtEs. Pastor,
The tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1900-1902, 1902-07-10

Thefc Wili be ssrViCes a All.
shussh next Sabbasa AZ ara. a.- sul
S p. "a.
sanday Ssheol 81 9;s5 q. N.
lgaior EndeaVor Al asse p. "a.
Seaior EndsayoF al 7 p. "a.
~. B. CaANcEtLoa.
Faster.
The tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1900-1902, 1902-07-10

Rish bill % WaFssnsbpsg. sun
dsl, luly ,5, nsxt Spsc,al uaia
lsasss RiSh liill * 10 O'Clock an.
tssaraing lsaYss wsusasbpsg a !
aud agslsss sg Rieh H1l 70 p. a.
Roaa1 srip, SI.oo. For lartbeg
ipierme,ioa see Agent
\. A. NAILEl.
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oAsn RoR YouR RARM.

We want 10 sseors YouE issm 10
asissssise ~ our aszl li,l la ssls
W. can ssil L qaistes shaa say srm
IA ne eoon,u.
fMoeztt Co.'s, RlSh Hal. 80.
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IhrIstiAn Charrh

Sunday school az gas an
Preashing stsI a. M. aud a
S ?, m.
Chfistian Endsayor a. T.p-n
RR CorfKY, Pastor.
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4 LOCAL BRIEFS. y
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Rev. w. d. Chancellor was
visitor in IL Scott Monday.
1T. Rosbrook OF Kansas CITY
spent the fourth N Rich Hill.
Chas. Beaslsy took Trip over 1,
his Kansas farm the first of thil
week.
E. A. Slater is able to be out or
the street. but is in quite feeble
health.
Curt Burrows and wife spent the
Fourth with relatives and friends in
this city.
Take a day off, and go to Fl.
Scott on the 10Th. soc for the
round trip.
John KlumPp has been looking
after business interests in Kansas
City this week.
Miss Cora Newton went to Sc
daiia Friday to visit friends. She
returned Monday.
J. 7. Merchant of Rockville, was
over the last Of the week looking
after his real estate.
Miss Agnes Cox was up from
Nevada the latter part of the week,
visiting her parents.
Robt. Bradley OF F,.Smith, Ark,
is visiting his parents, Mr.. and Mrs.
A. c. Bradley, OF this city.
Walter Doman and wife, Of TT.
Scott, were the guests Of relatives
here the latter part Of the week.
Ray Thompson is able to be on
TIE street. lie has an idea he will
10 to Kansas City about next Sun.
day.
Capt. T. c. GopegpAd Of BeSen 4
was d heais Ass Sunday ykki6gf
his daughter, Mrs. a. L. Nc.
3AaalIy.
z. L. Clayton, our Camden
county farmer, was ia The city the
past week looking after business in,
teres,s. -
Jas. o. Sro,t oaesOla, Kan. VIA,
has been visiting relatives ia this
city, returned to. bis home Mogduy
morning.
Boon Mcdaniel has had his PEN
dYq increased TO Sis,oO per mouth,
wha, be ooght ID have had teH ,
years ago.
The excursion to Fl. Scott next
"wednesday IS a union sunday ,
School picnic. Everybody is IN (
Sited 10 60.
Mrs. U. a. Latin, wife OF Rev.
w. Latin, has been suffering quite j
a good deal lately, but is. reported
some better now.
Mn. Jesse.ljagi,y and fttls daugh- S
ter, Of FL Scott, Kans, have been |
the guests 6i'her sister, Mrs, Ly.
man Reeves, Of this city.
Ms, aud Mrs. h. A. Jnfd aud
son, returned Monday from a very {
pleasant trip 10 Fl. Scott, where. J
they wsn,,,o sprnd ue ;ih ana sun 4
day with Mr.. Jdrd'ss parents.
Ge, your tickets for the exeur.
son 70 n. Scot rom.Cisala iBsos.
II. P. James. A. il. Holloway. J.
7. Wea,hers, w. Ouis, w. X.
Royce, }. c. Taylor, or Mead &
Minton.
"on July Cd, the cresesu, Hotel,
~ Euteka springs, opens As an all
year-'round resort, under the man-
apment Of the Frisco System. Ex.
iehsNv renoSSdohg aass imprs e =
mtn,s havs been effected which will
m IKE the Crescent Hotel the equal
oiRny hos,sly to be iouad ia the
Excursions 10 Pueblo. Denver
aua Colorado Springs $1,000 for
the round Trip. on sale June sand J
to S,h. July Isl to 18th, August
to 4, August q and a, August !,
81 Z r.. leIITl' gY'Y 1'fsR
sSR a. bAElEas's Agent I
H,s.r.st.rf.s. I.... - a. AZ /.
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Commencing June iss. the Mis-
so,ti Pacific Railway Company
vii place In service through PUN.
ma sleeping cars between wiehi,a
aud Denver, leaving Wichita az S,os
p. daily arriving at Denver
Is' o noon following day. aud re-
turalng leave Denver ~ ssso p. m.
iling q, Wichita ., tosso next
moping. Shew your appreciation
Of ibis new through service by pur-
chasing tickets via. the Missouri
Pacific Railway. See local agent
for ucksss and berth reservations.
4. A, BAiLkr, Agent.
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4 you want bargains A prices
li'.. WI, save you more Hsoney ihan
iiA,. O'oel houses, Psironizs ne a.
's's'ss'a N NJ l AiHUSE
Rhey b, won another race a.
rs'Ssn. M July ith for his Ownsr,
Pat Lis'on. Pat knows bow 70 nun |
a horse as well as an engine.
Three young gentlemen, Warren
thorn'0us Chas; Wright and Frank /
Osoiemesser OF Kansas Ciiy, arr
visiting Harry Harris and the family /
o. Dr. and MFs. ftarris.
Mrs Cstherins K. RaiIey, widow
Of the late P. w. Railey, a former
resident os Rich HIlE, died recently
at LawtOn. Okla. sgsd ~ years.
She was making her home with htr
daughter, Airs- Bertha RaiieY Me
Bride, who lives IN Lawtou.
One hundred and eleven borsss.
some OF the best in the country, are
entered for the races Al our fair IA
August, besides quite a number OF
runners. The outlook for the fair
from an agricultural standpoint was
never better. With good crops and
good weather the fair viii score
a great success.
The sdi,or Of TIM Tp,z,,,r :.
receip, Of some an, sn.,;,,.,. !,
rold. silver ana eonne, ore f,om
mines near Bingham canYon.
Utah. sent BY Mrs. Mary Olsen.
former resident Of our CITY and a,ll
= property owner here. The spsei.
mems are splendid samples Of mia-
eral production.
ProL O. = At,n.o, ,...s;,.,1 4.
call hv ,elephon, from sgn, ( ~ II
Bsrs,, Of Rich Nh, !, ~. $500.
Of yulv ard 70 he saes, ,h.l -
should come 40 Ries uiu on Jnl,
ain and preears 10 nav y, ~. ,.,.
pose Of taking charge u he ,e,sns,
department q ,he state .peso,ed
summer School until 4, 80. !,
August. Prof. MansoQ left on tbs
an and Is now coadacltng The sci.
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"ei tue ounday ocno,
= Excursion to Fl. Scott next Wed
nesday.
John Johannes was lraasaehn
business in Kansas CITY the first O
the week.
Mr.. Lee Porter and family spen
several days with Butler relative
last week.
Mrs. T. w. Huckin and Mrs. L
ii. Minor of Metz, were . tow
Tuesday, trading.
Miss Della McKianon, ofCoal
gate, l. TY., arrived Monday for /
visit with friends in this city.
Prof o. F. MunsOu OF Apsle,or
City, is teaching in Prof Shsckle-
ford's place in the summer school.
The Sunday School Excarsion
train leaves the Frisco depot pI5mpt.
lY At s o'clock next "Wednesday
morning. Don't be late.
w w. Ferguson, Arch Stone
aud Jno. Heck attended the Demo-
cratic State Judicial Convsntion IN
Springfield. the early part of the
week.
Mrs. King Stark and little Child
returned to her home in WaTrens-
burg Monday, after spending the
fourth and over Sunday with her
mother, Mrs. J. S. Craig.
Miss Maggie VahCleve has re-
signed her position with the coeles.
MeKibben Mere. Co, Of ihisxisy.
and accepted a more lucrative one
with a firm in Yinita, /. Ty. she
viii leave Saturday for that plate.
You can enjoy a delightful DAYS
outing by going with thss Sunday
Schools to Ftyl SeDa saeSt Weeises-
eay Sunday School ehildrennn.
der a, go freei between "a and I6I
years, IS cents; all persoas over I6
50 cents, for the round trip.
The Bates County Sunday school
uRion are holding thsir ANNUAL con,
EsseiOu in AdSssh yesterday and
Today. Il A expected that every !
School in the county will
p fspressited. 4
Rev. w. B. Chancellor reports
complete arrangements Tor the ex.
:uEsioa 40 Bndst Neit Rafk,, FoFt
scott, next Wednesday. The park
$ a beautiful place and everything
veil arranged fpy . splendid good
ime. Doa'tf fail to go and take the
hildreo.
We will have ekeursion tickets onl
ale daily during the months Of
one, July, August and September
D sumuIcr tourist points in Mime.
oia, Michigan snd Wiseopnn, a
iie fare plus s. 90 Tor the round
rip. i. A, BArLEy, Agent
Bates county ha. never had such
Weld OF whea, as this year shows.
Better potatoes 'hsvsr grew IN BATES
.oun,y soil ,haa those grown ,hi.
ear and such cabbage never ma
ured in TIE 'cophty as Is coming 10
'ur city markets now, The pros.
'eet fot corn was never better a,
4If dqT. ius faei, I'VE have Atnti
'us one complaint and that Is as to
lax. The fax crop is said to be
mort. All other crops at this date
nc away ahead.
The Missouri Pacific Railway
company has just inaugura,ed
lew sleeping car service between
Kansas City and omaha with twelve.
setiee dfpNing room.esB jus, o6t
Z the Pullman shops. These new
ara, ,he romaha" and Sterling, /"
'sill espesielly ior this run. are Of
he latest design, equipped with
leente lights and electric bells in
aeh berth, electric fans, handsome
furnished smoking rooms, large
'dies' toilet rooms with lounging
hairs, apparatus Tor heating eurl.
X irons, etc. The sars are ready
oT Se$RasS g hgion i,lboSs. !
.an,as eay aad b,kaha, at gs 10 ). !
}, and are Sc, out a, union station
a arrival, the passengers may re. !
'aia undisturbei until 700 .. m. l
r. A. BAnEY, Agent.
Cheap Rates,
For the sale Of Town lots IN Creek ,
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Sunday School 3; 50 a. m
Reguiai ssrYiers. mass and bsns-
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Staalofial Convention lsly -.
Congressional cpnscation, Osse-
ola, lely a..
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-02-02

- It's delegate job amy that knows Jus
how rielty shud be threated, get good place in
Wash'nton Ivry day fine point up. Sup
posin' TIL king hnsilf house. it betther
go out befure afther How Missoury
congressman approach his Majesty, his hands
knees through tn window? Shud screty
speak befure he spoken to afther all?
If tn Impror is caught sppn' king out Nv tn deck
shud tn fact be mntioned thin whin We played
back away firm tn rile family ony tn sthreet
or to tn city limits? Ali these questions to
answered an answered right.
mo wan knows what tn horrible raysut a
might be- readn' a thragic story pa-apers
tn other day an [ want to tell about it, We
advise yeer daughter in king come out this
far certain king that is now, L won't say
because might be locked up but was
Prince iv Wales he beautiful American
in German city where tn rich an fash nabie to
make impression o her. He thried all arts,
whistlin at her his fingers calm Iii there,
haven't we frgot something, givn' her tn eye,
on, but she pure American be birth
she didn't see him. He niver got within miles v
He STINT her prsnts-fowers, dog, q dimon necklace,
camels hair Shawl No put a pers
tn pa-aper sayfn that an attractive prince
like to meet tn handsome young American lady
who caught his with a catsup bottle
dinner table. 1t good. Thin he
to take determined action asked her to come to
dinner with him. an in a ragal another
invitation to her husband rayquestin him
night to tn fam'ly-hs own a home An tn poor
foolish woman rayfused Says she, Not without Fred,
she says, an she wudden't 60 Well, sir, We be-
lieve it-there it is in TIL pa-aper black white
twnty year afther whin prisdint appnted w
this varchous but scary lady go see this
here king crowned, tn king almost rayfused to lave
him come He surely wud have raytused if he cud
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-02-02

and sit in a Front Room with all Curtains pulled
down Candles shaded, while Lady who never
had ruined her Shape read Puzzle Paper that got
everyone who heard it, then the Wife of the pam
thought she having the Time of her Life.
She loved to hirt with the Unknowabe and occa-
sionally take Fall of the Occult
she had Time for anything she could Under
stand She preferred to sail through the Ethereal Ke-
gions Of the Bamboo Dreams. hanging by one Zoe
ana having Rush Blood to the Head.
As suggested the Beginning of the Fable the Poor
did know what hurt her, but she proceeded
Theory that the Higher Intellectual Life con-
sisted Of Equal Parts of Vertigo and Guess Work.
All this Fine Business for the Boy who in a
Careless Moment had promised to Love- Honor and
obey. She sprang Series Of Curves on him
every Week two. Sometimes he suspected that she
had gone aft to the Wheel-House but he didn't ike
say of the Children SO ne continued
to play Angel to her Continuance Performance.
The Wife whose Name was Azalea, 50
dig up all kinds of Geniuses and take them to
the House and Feed them. She considered 1t great
Honor have melancholy Person with I'M
usual kind OF Hair UP to their Number and eat
about 81 worth of Food
She and Genius would opposite ends OF the
never touched Husband all. He couldn't even keep
Score.
Azalea never could find time for a straight-away
Business Man who Sack Suit and ordinary
talked what had been in the Morning
Paper. No indee0, for she the lookout for
Rare Birds
She vent to a Paderewski Concert once, and
Side of the keyboard began off the Quar-
with his Eyes closed. then that Azaea
tried climb the Foot-Iights and steal kiss.
Azalea always had a number Of Musical Mokes on
her Staff. When she had Soiree, the Plain Husband
would go away back and sit down behind Rubber
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-02-02

STILL worked dretfui spry-didnt need no
spurs
Only out that woman had that ere throat OF
hers.
Married her? You bet he straight-rtght off the
reel!-
Reckoned she could reel. good hearty meal
Ffggered he'd git lots of work an only feed her SLIM
Wife though, wopsed tother way an got the laugh
him!
reelsn that a madden man was skercely ever seen,
Than Green
old mean Sam Green.
soons fairly placed her feet she called the doc
in
An they commenced to work on her an tap Green
tin.
He swore an h9vied, but she was Doss-she run the
whole concern
She said she'd orgdge all he owned to cure
of her'n.
The hishpriced doctors far an husn to the
place,
An fubbed an fused an then discussed that reey
puzzlin
An each performed his little all his
will,
An said that time would rest-an' then put In
his bill
wal, Land o Goshen, Sam took on as though they
drawed his blood.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-02-02
By Billy Mac.


"Wel, what do you know about him. pumped
her majesty preparing for the worse.
well" started the chief, FIRST Of all his name IS
Raleigh. been pnched since he hit this
town. He don't look like big-mitt man. but at the
same time we are playing him long chance
'He trihe simple about the cigarette habit but
as we living ahead of the microbe why we
will let that pass He could well afford to heave that
velvet raglan the mud for he stuck down.
town tailor for the coat and the clothes maker has
addressed polite farewell to the raglan
He is a peach when he works, but he is not work
ing. That is, anyone know Of. He is now
securing spending and bunk space at the
club by showing Wlies and Percys how to roll the
pills believe is boosting the tobacco trusts
long-cut brands"
The chief went to point out how the members
of the Fond Mothers club and the other danes who
insisted upon buying chips in the great game OF reform
would, somewhere in the future tie the little Marie
girls boys the bed posts, and then hur
ry the meeting place to hand out knock Tor
the man who the sale Of, the en-forfive
cents kind, announced that she not making
any the end of the world date
she could see the chiefs rapping had not
dented the good standing of Walt Raleigh and, sug
costing the chief that he slide down the pole for
quick run to the outside trpped up stairs
and penned bid to the palace which she ad
dressed to Walter Raleigh
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-02-02

cpient Author with 16 Collar on a 14a Neck
But this is Remarkable Character, said
Azalea. 'He is Erratic that everyone talking
about him. He has the Hat for
speaking anyone He has a great Rep
himself by throwing down People who trying
be kind TO him. His favorte Speciality is making
Cracks about those who Entertain him. l have
doubt that he will go away and say the Sarcastic
Things about but then you expect that from
a Genius
'In bet that he won't say any worse things
than I say him." the Husband.
''What times the Genius arrive?"
"You never tell the Reply. lie is
Great that he to keep his Appointments, but II
he at all, it will be somwhere between five
81 will go and up the Sde-Board,' the
Plain Husband.
The Genius arrived at $50 and said all be
for Dinner four Bowls of Soup and Orange.
Azaea thought he charmingIy Eccentric. 1t would
be wrong to tell what the Plain Husband thought.
Azalea had way of uncoverng Lady Reformers
who were above the Fripperes of Dress. Every week
the Plain Husband would arrive at the House to
find everything upset in Honor of longitudinal
Empress in the World of Thought who glared at MIN
through Steel Specs and her Wens in the most
bumped against Proposition of this kind he folded
up like Pocket Camera. When it time to Carve
he would be Nervous that every Slice II
it had been put through a Fluting Machine.
This for Years. He used tell the
Outside when he in his Cups. that he con-
Quoting irstclass Boarding House for Freaks. Azaea
put differently. She said that she had entertained
But the Dorsa Vertebrae of the longsufering Camel
may be weighted - the Point of Fracture and there
a Day when the Plain Husband riz UP. lie
vte6 Few Friends Dinner and then notified Azalea
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-02-02
MEAN SAM GREEN

bunch his wallet out if twas stuck in
Their mss was quite handito tog; she used
She wished that corsets laced as tights
that old puss.
Mis- Green last got down reel slim; one night
so nuss, saids
old Sam come ereepn, 9reakn' set down 'lOngside
He stopped an poked around spel. picked up Luz
eindy's shoe
An then-wal nuss she vums this ere is hons
He routed round the fireplace an got cinder-coa
An went to fggerin up expense right there Cindys
sole.
He talked the items right out loud, but cndy didn't
kick
So longs he only reoGined in the things she'd while
But when he got to prockn bout what twouId proDly
cost
To bury her in decent shape, up crossed
The naean-man' line 'tarnal mean" an even gauI-
burned mean
He formed brand-new class himself; jest him alone.
Sam Green.
Stands serene!
"Green mean p =
eignerfes the meanest man that We have seen.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-02-02
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starring of card and she did hate the
earlydate Holsters who jumped from steak and mush-
Any time the rough rider president passes an old print
the police who had the honor serve in
Iunnon while Queen Elizabeth distributing patron
up the rough rider president dip his rough
rider lid for T. Roosevelt his present job to the
early-date police boss
If Walt Raleigh had not grub-staked two broken down
ship captains trip the world King Aphonse
would collecting the poll tax in New YORK and
governor generals children would be smashing up the
furniture the White If the chief of police
working under Lizzie had passed by the palace while
her majesty working the chances of Wait
Raleigh the captains would have attached
themselves the grub furnished by Walt Raleigh.
Queen Liz the chief Of police as he padded down
the then the chief caught high-sgn that
turned him up the steps OF the palace As the draw
bridge down, the chief did not have to swim to
door. The original Jeems opened the portals
announced the head of the police department BY
early-date cop had the mostened dfiuvian
wiped off his kicks, Liz in the drawing room, and
the cop showed in for the meeting.
Without mixing dates her majesty told the boss OF
the coppers that he slated for labor. Sherlock
Holmes ahead in the future SO Liz simply fur
nshed description of the elubman who had spoiled
the raglan and tipped off to Deverys forefather
that it him to and find out things about
this clubman.