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Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1902-01-31
Got No Further.

Penelope started to deposit $40 in
the lovely new banking department OF
Abargain & Loseller's department store
today, and I am going to do it, too, some
day! ,.,.,
Pcnelope-No. You see, | had Maud
with me, and-er--the new banking de-
partment is right next to the ice cream
soda fountain
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1902-01-31
hews,

Correspondent lover teIephone) Old
EST iuhaEjtsat died here a. age OF no.
~ apas;6s Editor Pity words.
Correspondent i;Ht he never hsep
GquQy H6F smoked tobacco ~ m'hefa-
Masagigg idil9f-Heaye0s' Send hall
: cQluWH
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1902-01-31
Experienced.

Stern voice from above-Has that
young man left yet? .oa for
Miss Peachblow-Oh, he started Tor
home an hour ago! Wy,
Stern voice from above-Well, you
come upstairs as soon as he goes.
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1902-01-31
Cnrn Him UCnld Tect,"

First burglar-Was de old gent in De
mink naiamas scared wen youse covered
him wild youse gun! H.
Second burglar-Scared? Say! he
cot such cold feet dat I'll bet de beads OF
cold perspiration stood out on EN-!
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1902-01-31

No matter what ais you, headache to
cancer, you will never get well until your
bowels are put right. CAscARErs help nature,
cure you without grippe or pain, produce
easy natural movements, cost you Just III
cents to start getting your health back. CAS-
oARETs Candy Cathartic, the genuine, put up
In metal boxes. every tablet has G. c. G..
slammed on It. Beware Of limitations.
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1902-01-31
The Real Victim.

Neighbor The baby suffers from
sleeplessness, does it? ,u
Mr.. Jeroloman (haggard and hollow
eved)EI didn't say it suffered. It
seems to enjoy it. I'm the one that sui
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1902-01-31

Mother Gray's Sweet Powders for Children
used by Mother Gray, a nurse in Children
Home, New York, break up Colds in "a hours,
cure Feverishness, Headache, stomach
Troubles. Teething Disorders and Destroy
Worms. At all druggists 25e Sample mailed
FREE Address Allen s. Olmsted, LIE Roy, n.
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1902-01-31

Ring Worm, BARRIERS Itch, Scaldhead, letter
and those itching skin troubles 80 unpieas-
ant and disgusting. SOC. box by mall from
J. T. Shuptrine, Savannah Ua'' IL your
druggist don't keep it.
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1902-01-31

The world is never cold to the warm
hearted
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1902-01-31

FITSpermanently cured. No fits orneryyous--
ness after first days use of DR.. Klines Great
NerveR estorer. $2trial bottle andtreatise free
DR.. R. II. KLINE, Ltd, 931Arch st. Phila., Pa.
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1902-01-31
copyright, 1902, L. Klopsch.

Many man who is honored with col
;lece degree would find it necessary to do
some reviewing before he could pass a
civil service examination.
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1902-01-31

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup for children
teethiDg, soften the gums, reduces inhamma-
tion allays pain, cures wind conc. zoe apottle'
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1902-01-31

Never ask favor unless you are will
ing to grant one.
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1902-01-31

e.,gat aAl i4it eyils 6iil mi 4i%9i9'
e9q4s Gyef viu tgiSA@ PAbs"Ess DIES
s4M Nv M druggists.
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1902-01-31

A wife who is good cook makes cheer
full husband.
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1902-01-31

i.es sys 2lysys N n asffY, bgt The truth
l4gt4gisf,y sVaits Ds tHD,
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1902-01-31
ra44orine Cnres Eczema.

In travelling the road to wealth keep or
the right side.
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1902-01-31
uarv scboo, Children Are sickIy

The industrious burglar is generally
doing something, even if it's only time.
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1902-01-31

Piso's Cure cannot be too highly spoken o.
as q cough curc.-J. ". O'BRIEN, 322 Third
Avenue, N, Minneapolis, Mimi, Jan. ., lSOO
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1902-01-31

Experience may cost in ideals, but i
gives us knowledge.
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1902-01-31
Raat For the Bowels.

The smaller a mans wit the more pains
he takes TO show it.
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1902-01-31
mrs. HUlDA JkKEMAN
Wife Of President Jakeman OF
Elders of the Mormon Church,
Salt Lake City, Utah, Recon-.
mends Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound For WO.
mans Periodic Pains.

"DEAR Mrs. PIyKHAM:-Before 1
knew ofLydia +. Pinkham's Veg.
etable Compound l dreaded the
approach Of the time for my menstrual
period, as it would mean couple OF
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1902-01-31

Sold by Druggists, Toe.
Uall'g Family PillS are the best.
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1902-01-30
Sea Lions Die Of Heart CIot-

The body Of the sea lion, which died
IN Druid Hill Park, was SEN to the
geological laboratory of the Johns Hop.
klns University by Captain William K.
Cassell, and the graduate students in
zoology made a complete examination
u the allmentary canal, lungs, kidneys.
and ~clrculatory system. The lungs
and kidneys showed no sign of disease.
In the left auricle of the heart was
found a large yellowish-white sub
stance which has been identified bv
Dr. A. J. Lacier as an "ante-mortem
clot." The clot is about four inches
n length, and was undoubtedly the
cause OF stopping the circulation. From
inc TACT that the sea lion lost to the
PARK two years ago died from a similar
clot' 1t may be inferred that the en-
forced siuggishness of the animals in
captivity may favor the growth of
fungus and the formation Of clots in
the neart and blood vessels.-Ralti,
more Sun.
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1902-01-30
IRON MAN TAKES A WALK.

A s~tory-writer who catered to the
boys Of fifteen. or twenty years ago
built up many thrilling tales about a
mechanical continuance in the form Of
q man. Such a machine-"Hercules,
the Iron Man"-was actually On exhi-
! bition last summer at a Cleveland park,
and the Leader tells OF ~ OF the
| walks he took. Hercules is eight feet
high, and when the oil fire inside him
is lighted and steam is generated, he
walks about, pushing a sort OF iron
wheeled cart. He wears a tall hat and
a h;deous grin, and pufs exhaust
steam through his nostrils. Late one
night some Of the campers at the park
lighted the fire in Hercules after the
resort was closed and the owner OF
the figure had gone away. The valve
had been left open when the fire was
put out, and when steam was gener-
ated again the man began to walk
about the park. For a little while he
surpassed Frankenstein's monster. No
n knew how to stop him, and he
walked all over the park, through the
shallow lake, over the tents Of the
campers and the side-show tents.
Sleepers in his path had to be awak-
ened to get them out Of the way, for
it was impossible to control the steam
mans movements. Inequalities In the
ground, trees and other distractions
turned him aside, but did not stop him.
He terrorized the park for an hour,
but, like many a human being, came
to grief at the bar. He marched up to
1t and knocked it over. Hercules fell
with the bar and alighted on his head
On the other side. He stood there on
his head, kicking his feet in the air,
until his steam went down.-Youth's
Companion.
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1902-01-30
To Regulate a Cocks Crow.

A Brockton, (Mass.) man has patent
ed a device to keep ROSTERS from
Growing during the night Or early
morning. An arrangement is fastened
to the ROSTERS bill at night by a
clasp, which does not interfere In
any way with the birds breathing.
When he attempts to crow, however,
his clarion note will not come forth
until his owner chooses to remove the
clasp. The inventor believes that,
after a time, the rooster that wears
the anti-crower will a wanting to
crow eve when the device is not at
tached to his bill, in which event a
further hope is entertained that a race
OF n~on-crowing fowls may be ra1sed.-
Philadelphia Record.
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1902-01-30

Brooklyn, NY, Jan. cOth.-For many years
Garfield Tea, The Herb Cure, has been earn
ing a reputation that is rare-it is uniue.sd5.y
praised! This remedy presents unusual az
to those in search OF health; it is
made of herbs that cure in Natures way-by
removing the cause Of disease it is pure it
e~leanses the system, purifes the blood and es-
tablishes a perfect action of the digestive
organs it is equally good for young and old.
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1902-01-30

Exceptional measures are to lie
taken in connection with the restora-
ton of Leonardo da Vinci's Last
Supper" which the Italian Govern
ment has at length decided to carry
out. The picture is in such a bad
condition that the work will have to
be done in the most careful and
scientific manner. A celebrated ex-
pert has been engaged to give his
services.
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1902-01-30

With a view to prevent people ct
means taking advantage Of the free
dispensaries, meant only for the poor
of the country, the physicians and
druggists of Philadelphia will petit
ton the next Legislature to enact a
law requiring hat a register, to be
open for inspection, shall be kept,
giving the names of all persons OBJ
tanning medicines.
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1902-01-30

The latest census bulletin shows
mat Chicago outclasses all the other
large cities in the number of deaths
from railroad accidents. It's total for
TIE census year Is $50, while the com
blned total for nine other big cities is
only zSG.
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1902-01-30

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup Cor children
teething, soften the gums reduces infamma-
tin, allays pain, cures wind collie. CSC q bottle.
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1902-01-30

FITSpernlanentiy cured. No fits ornervous-
ness after first days use Of Dr.. Kline's Great
NeryeRes5orar $2trial bottle and treatise free
DR.. r. Il. KLINE, Ltd, 93lArch st. Phila., Pa.
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1902-01-30

Experiments have demonstrated that
doors of wood covered with tin resist fire
better than those made Of iron.
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1902-01-30

Youth strews flowers before beauty, ole
age throws Itself.
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1902-01-30

A -niser's face is like bank note, every
line Of it means money.
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1902-01-30

We could not bear pleasure but for
the preparation Of pain.
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1902-01-30
PRICE. Csc.

WANTED AT ONCE! s y: :$ !: 81; ;! T. !;
Ee and graduate in time to accept good po-
sitioDs in the spring ana Hmm~r Vii wale
for pa TT tut ion until positions are secur d.
accept n ties. or will paw K: K. fare and fur
n sh tffcc workfor art 'uition. koar I'd heap.
Don't miss this 9, eat .der. but write at once
for full inf rmatinn.
COLUMBIA BUSINESS COLLEGE.
ca 4. III " WA. :. G..
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1902-01-30

"Only two applications of Tetterine cured
a bad case OF Ring Worm from which I had
suffered. Julian M. Solomon, Savannah, Ga.
nah, Ga, if your druggist don't keep it.
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1902-01-30
Best For tho Bowels.

No matter what ais you headache to a
cancer, you will never get we'll until your
bowels are put right. CAscARErs help nature.
cure you without a grippe or pain, produce
easy natural movements, cost you Just 10
cents to start getting your health back. Cas-
cAnETs Candy Cathartic, the genuine. put up
IN metal boxes, every tablet has C. C. G.
r:amped on it. Beware Of limitations.
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1902-01-30
The Distinctive Value

OF Syrup OF Figs is due to its pleasant form and perfect freedom from every
objectionable quality or substance and to the factt that it acts gently and truly
as a laxative, without IN any way disturbing the natural functions. The
requisite knowledge Of what a laxative should be and Oft the best means for its
production enable the California Fig Syrup CO. to supply the general demand
Tor laxative, simple and wholesome in its nature and truly bene6cia in its
efects; a xadve which, acts pleasantly and leaves the internal organs in a
naturally healthy condition and which does not weaken them.
&c asast nature, when nature needs assistance, tits al. important that, III
meo1cna agents used should be the bestqu quality and of known value and Syrup
OF rigs possesses this gat advantage over all other remedies that it does not
weaken the organs on which it acts and therefore it promotes a hea1thfu1 con
dlon OF the bowels and assists on in forming regular habits. Among its many
excellent qualities may be mentioned its perfect safety, in all cases RECURRING
laxative, even for the babe Or its mother, the maiden, or the wife the invalid
or the robust nan.
Syrup of Figs is we'll known t. be combination of the laxative PRINCIPLES
OF plants which act n@t benefciany, with pleasant aromatic liquids and the
juice OF hgs' agreeable IN refreshing to the taste and acceptable to the svst2m
"hen Its gentle cleansing is desired. The quality Of Syrup of Figs is due nt
only to the excellence of the combination, but also to the original method Of
manufacture which ensures perfect purity and uniformity of product and it is
therefore all important, in buying, in order to get its beneficial effects to note
'ne 1n name OF te Company-CaldorniaF Fig Syrup Co-prnted N the front
Of very package.
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1902-01-30

Give neither counsel nor salt until you
are asked for it.
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1902-01-30

Every ono is better for cood resolutions,
even ii O. weak to keep them. So. 4.
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1902-01-30

Numbers Of men Ike to lean on othe
mon
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1902-01-30
rctterine Cures Quickly.

The women of Germany have declared
open war on the beard.
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1902-01-30
Bow's This :

We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward for
any case of Catarrh that cannot be cured by
Halls Catarrh Cure.
F. J. CHENEY & Co., Props, Toledo, O..
We, the undersigned, have known L. J Che
ney for the last IS years, and believe him per
fectly honorable in all business transactions
and financially able to carry out any obliga-
ton made by their firm.
WEST & TRuAx, Wholesale Druggists, Toledo,
Ohio.
WA1D1Sa, K1SSA9&MARv1N, Wholesale Drug
gists, Toledo. Ohio.
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally, act
ing directly upon the blood and mucous sur
faces of the system. Price. 75c. per bottle.
Sold by all Druggists. Testimonials free.
Halls Family Pills are the best.
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1902-01-30

lPiso's Cure is the best medicine we eve- asee
for all affections Of throat and lungs.-WM
o. ENDsLEx, Vanburen, Ind, Feb. 10, 1900.
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1902-01-30

ALI goods are alike to PUTNAM FApELEss
DYES, as they color ali fbers at one boiling.
Sold by all druggists.
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1902-01-30

The United States prod1ces about four
ffths of the total of corn reported for the
whole world.
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1902-01-30

At the Italian restaurants a small dish
of Parmesan Or grated cheese is put on the
table with the soup tureen.
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1902-01-30

Nothing makes a woman quite SO mad
as to be tod that some other woman ia
sorry for her husband.
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1902-01-30
Rev. Marguerite St. Omer Briggs, 3,
Mount Calm Street, Detroit, Michigan
Lecturer for the w. C. 7. u, recommends
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound,

"DEAR Mrs. PNKHAM:-My professional work has for the u.
twenty years brought me into hundreds Of homes Of sickness, and
l have had plenty of opportunity to witness the suHernss Of wives
and mothers who from want, ignorance or carelcssness, are slowy
but surely being dragged to death, principally with female weakue,
and Irregularities of the sex. I believe you will be pleased to know
that Lydia E. Pinl1haEns Vegetable Compound has cured
more women than any other agency that has come under my notice
Hundreds Of women owe their life and health to you today, and, thea
fore, can conscentiously advise sick women to try it" -MARavEsr1s
ST. OMER BRIGGS.
$4,000 FORFEIT IT TIE ABOVE LETTER rs NOT GENUINE
When women are troubled with irregular Or painful menstruatoo
weakness, leucorrhga, displacement or liberation Of the womb, that bc
ing-down feeling. inflammation Of the ovaries, backache, fatuleny
general debility, indigestion, and nervous prostratlon, they should
remember there is one tried and true remedy. Lydia e. Pinkaams
Vegetable Compound at once removes such troubles.
No other medicine in the world has received such widespread and
unqualified endorsement. No other medicine has such a record Of cures
OF female troubles. Refuse to buy any other medicine.
Mrs. Pinkham invites all sick women to write her for advha
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1902-01-30

If you write thirty words a minute your
pen is travelling at the rate Of 300 yards an
hour.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1902-05-11

with wealth of sandwiches and cakes,
is at and dinner usually at 7.
Dinner frequently begins with oys-
tiers. These shellfish are also the fav-
orite supper dish of His Majesty when
he INDUCES in this meal. Haunch of
venison the King is very fond of and
game of all descriptions. Asparagus
is, perhaps, his favorite vegetable.
King Edward, like his mother, retains
the custom of entirely dispensing with
finger glasses. The origin of this fash
ion dates from the time of King Will
liam of Orange. The adherents of the
Stuarts were in those days in the habit
of silently pledging him whom they
considered their rightful monarch by
passing their wine glasses across their
finger bowls, the toast thus signifying,
ITO the King over the water"
Another peculiar custom still retained
is that Of marking the dishes which
appear at the royal table with the name
of their cook. George II was once on
his way to Germany when his chief
cook became too Ill to prepare his fav-
orite delicacy. Rhenlsh soup. An
other cook named Weston took his
place in doing so and made the soup
so perfectly that, on the death of the
chief cook, the King insisted upon
Westons succession to the post. The
other cooks were jealous, and whenever
dish was unsatisfactory ascribed Il
70 the object of their envy. SO the
King at last gave directions that every
dish set before him should bear the
name OF its cook.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1902-05-11

lie prefers chair with a well-padded
seat and back. Neither does he care
aput flowers at table.
The King has always retained a great
liking for sweets. and at least three
sorts of sweets or pastry are usually
served as we'll as ices. Roman punch,
however, and those iced sherbets which
are so popular at most dinner tables
are rarely seen at Sandringham or
Marlborough House. The King has a
great dislike to seeing ladies take more
than q single glass OF wine, and as
these sherbets invariably contain a
quantity of liqueur or spirit they are
consequently banned. Claret of a par
ticular brand is now almost the only
wine which His Majesty ever touches,
and the only other liquor he drinks is
a tiny glass of 1iqueur brandy with his
coffee.
1t is to the King we owe the aboli-
ton of the tedious ten-course dinner
of forty years ago, which frequently
lasted two hours. Forty-five minutes
is as long as the King cares to sit
at the table. He introduced the din
ner a la Russo. So DESTROYS was he
of getting the heavy part of the meal
over speedily that he at one time IN
sisted on having the relieves brought
on Immediately after the fish and be-
fore the entrees. He has now, however,
reverted 20 the usual order.
Breakfast IN the royal household is
al 3, but the King often has tea and
toast In his own rooms and does not
appear until lunch, which is served at
the extremely late hour Of $3.50. Tea.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1902-05-11
From the Atchison Globe.

When the doctor comes he always
laughs at you. When you get hungry
YOU are ashamed to acknowledge it,
and, if your nurse is very particular.
you are liable to suffer from hunger.
When the medicine makes you sick and
you complain to the doctor, he says:
That's what expected; that's what
l intended it to do" People come
around the house you never saw be-
fore; the milkman, the iceman and the
washwoman. The neighbors never wor-
ry about your illness as much as you
thought they would. When there is a
knock on the door you think it is an
inquiring friend, and try TO look as
pale and wan as possible, and then
discover that it is a little girl who
wants to borrow butter. What a lot
of strange dogs play in your yard dur
ing the day! And occasionally there
is COW, and you wonder that the
police are not more active. Along
about the second day you begin to won
der that some of the neighbors don't
go out and kill quail for you; some
thing delicate to tempt your appetite.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1902-05-11
WE SHIP {. o. D. TO ANY EXPRESS OFFICE,
With privilege of full examination before paying.
Prices gladly Quoted on request

residence and porches, 20 by 80 feet;
two windmill towers, IL by 16 feet
each; garden. 46 by "a feet; blackber-
ries, 16 by 80 feet; Strawberries, IS by
80 feet; citrus nursery, 80 by SO feet.
with 1900 trees budded; one row of
dewberries 100 feet long; four apricot
trees, two oak trees, three peach trees.
six fig trees, ten locust trees, thirty as
sorted geraniums, twelve lemon trees,
seven years old. one eightyear- old lime
tree, from which he sold $50 dozen lines
last year; eight orange trees in bear
ing, four breadfruit trees five pome-
granate trees. a patch. of bamboos,
three Gala lilies, four prune trees,
three blue gum trees, six cypress trees,
four grape vines. one English ivy, two
honeysuckles, one seed bed. one violet
bed, one sage bed. twelve tomato vines
and thirteen stand of bees. After
making a comfortable living for him.
self and wife off this single acre Mr.
Cleek adds $500 a year to his bank
account.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1902-05-11
3. II. LEVY & BRO.

go-which the French attendants at
Compeigne declared to have been the
stateliest books they had ever seen.
Either Hugo or Lamartin was found
by his bedside every morning. Whence
we may conclude that. though Nicholas
may be a worthy young man, he has
the bad habit of reading in bed
Stephen Austin