The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1902-04-09

There are bores OF all descriptions.
quite impossible 10 shun-
The amateur reciter and the man who's
got scheme
The genial back slapper and the chap
who thinks its fun
To write descriptive letters by the ream,
But worst OF all, TO my mind. Is the
nerve disturbcr who
lie relates TO you what he says Is q
screaming, roaring Jest,
And hesitates and stammers when you
think he's nearly through
And owns that he's forgotten all the
rest.
You know when he begins the story he'll
forget the end.
But there's chance he may not.
wherefore with a dreary smile
You settle back and listen and your
close attention lend
And hope he'll finish in little while.
The plot Is something intricate-you
can't afford 10 miss
a detail though your patience IL Will
hardly stand the test.
Then-"Let me see. Was that IL? No;
/ think II was like this
Well, hang IL. I've forgotten all the
rest"
You watch him with the straining smile
the while with vacant eye
He struggles TO recall the joke and
smites his empty pate.
Then says. well. II was something. 1t
VIII come, praps, by and by.
/ know that you'd enjoy it. IL was
great"
oh, the madness OF assumption OF an
air of deep regret!
The yearning and the longing TO ami
hilate the pest!
The bores, alas. are many, but the
II nat
Is the man who has "fogotten all the
rest"
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Andrew J. Cassidy was placed on
probation until December 8, by Judge
sweetiand. today. for dealing in impure
milk.
Patents have Just been granted to the
following inventors. all OF this city: Rufus
s. Matteson, Francis w. Kenney and
Stockton Borton.
James Francis Cofferon, arraigned as
a common drunkard before Judge Sweet
land, today, promised TO do better and was
placed on probation until Dec. 9th.
Rose Gugliamblo, 16 years old,
has been missing from 173 Spruce street.
since the 7th instant. and Elizabeth
May, IL years old, from 457 Pine street
since the 5th
Commissioner b. r. Harrington, OF the
fire board has issued cards of identi-
fication which are TO be given, on request,
TO the owners and occupants of buildings,
TO be used by the holders when their prop
erty Is within the fire lines.
The barge Queens County, with 46o
tons OF coal, which was in tow of tug
Edna v, from New York for Providence,
foundered off the Dumplings, at Newport.
yesterday. Her crew of three men es-
capped by rowing to another barge.
public meeting OF the Rhode Island
Veteran Citizens Historical association
will be held tomorrow afternoon at 2:30
o'clock In the Mathewson Street NJ. r..
church. Mr.. Daniel A. Cook, president
OF the association will deliver an address.
entitled american Orators and Oratory."
tory"
Patrolman Benson found that a pane OF
glass was broken out of the door OF
Frank Barnes pharmacy at 81 Chestnut
street, at o'clock this morning. A thief
had broken the glass, reached In, and,
operating a knob had opened the door.
From the cash drawer $500 was taken.
Two boxes of cigars were also stolen.
Later Sergeant Doe and Benson arrested
a man on suspicion who is on probation
for former break at the same place
and in whose possession cigars, like
those stolen, were found.
Miss Nora Coyne and Richard A. Teu-
bert OF Providence were married at the
Cathedral at Manchester, n. H., yester-
day. The ceremony was performed by
Bishop Bradley. who celebrated nuptial
mass. The bride was attended by her
sister, Miss Mary T. Coyne. and the groom
by a brother, Mr.. Otto Teubert of Provi-
dence. The young ladies' sodality choir
assisted at the mass. Miss Margaret Nc
Bride sang a solo and Miss Katherine
eastman presided at the organ. we'd
ding breakfast was served at the brides
home. IA Manchester street. Manchester.
Mr.. and Mrs. Teubert will live at 1i9
Pomona avenue in the Mount Pleasant
district, this city.
The first two demonstrations as an an
nual exhibition of the Colburn gymnasium
was given last evening at the gymnasium
I'm the Lilly building. 75S Westminster
street before a large and appreciative
gathering of spectators. Under the per-
sonal direction OF Miss Lila Belle Col
burn. instructor, the following program
was presented: March. free movements.
juniors and seniors, Misses Caproni and
Schott. Masters Schott and Preston. lead
ers; marching calesthenics. seniors. Misses
Booth and Hershon leaders: bounding
balls: dumb-bell drill. seniors, Miss Luth-
er, leader: dancing, Bonita Caprice. SEMI
ers Miss Luther, leader: baby polka: re-
lay race, seniors; dancing, Sailors Horn
pipe, Juniors; march, fencing drill SEMI
ors. Miss Luther. leader: baby polka.
juniors solo dance. Wild Bird. Miss Min
ME Harrison: club swinging. seniors Miss
Grace Peck. leader: athletics. juniors and
seniors: ball race, seniors; dancing Ca
Vote Pompadour. Faust Waltz. seniors.
Miss Morse and Mrs. Manning, leaders;