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Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-09-27
Golf Balls and Hav Fever

Golfers, or at any rate inland golfers
have lately been suffering from n more
than usually viruIent epidemic OF hay
fever. On hot day it is poor fun rak,
ing with Il nihliCk for a cherished bal
among hay two feet high the ordinary
lost bali pangS being increased at The
rate OF 20 cents Il time.
The tales told by those lawmakers are
enough to make angels weep. "A beau.
tiful shot, not three yards off the line,
DiSgraceful. | call it," or Found my
ball in two feet of growing hay, and |
give you my word it was not six yards
from the hole. l lost seven balls in the
round" Verify. if all these tales be-
true it would have been worth while ia
buy up all the standing hay ON the links,
not for the hay, but for the golf balls
which are going 10 be dearcr than ever
II seems. \ hay syndicate with acquired
powers To dredgc all water hazards
would certainly grow rich.
\ great deal of the annoyance caused
to golfers at this season by the loss of
balls would be spared them hy the
simple device of marking golf balls with
the owners initials. When the balls
are found. as they must be as soon as
the hay is cut, they would he delivered
TO the caddic master who would return
them TO the owners for fee Of - or 3
cents, This system is in vogue In many
clubs and works admirably. 1t cannot OF
course save holes and matches. hut il
saves money aud n good deal of Ian.
guage and temper.-\cw York Com.
mercial Advertiser.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-09-27
WEDDING FOR RICHES.

love her for the wealth Of gold
That glistens In her wind-blown tlesses
WAene'er the sun and breeze grown bold
Bestow on her their soft carssses.
love the diamonds In her eyes
That sparkle from each glistening facet
All me. the wealth that in them lies
The Kohinoor cannot surpass it,.
love the richness of her skin.
That fiushes with each new emotion;
Her marble brow, that might have been
OF paios-far across the ocean;
The pearls that peep with every smile;
The ruby lips that ope so sweetly,
And all my WEAKNESS beguile,
By Kidding me Of care completely:
The voice that whispers sweet and low,
Its silver tones my heart consoling,
So tendcrly that | bestOw
My life, my all, to its control Ing.
With thus my ceaseless longing fed
On all that mortal man bewitehes,
How can / calmly shake my head.
And say / will not wed for riches?
Norman II. pitman In the Era Magazine
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-09-27
His Long Suit.

IT was IN Washington once said a
man at tho club. when Tom Reed was
the car OF the House Of Representatives.
lie was holding forth with eaxnestness
on some theme TO group Of friends when
that man ron see over there by the cigar
counter pushed his way through the
crowd, grasped Reed by the hand and
said. Hello, Tom. old boy, how do you
dor
Reed responded in a manner that was
more of q shake for the man than for his
hand and went gu with his talk. When
our friend over there had edged out Of
the crowd someone said: You didn't
seem to be happy over him, Reed. Who
is your friend, anyway
"Reed drawied out: He's a fellow
from New York who knows mora men
who don't want to know him than any
other man IN the United States"
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-09-27
Had CRAZY Spells.

West Pembroke, Me-, Sept. 22d. -
The 13-year-old daughter Of Mrs. A L.
Smith suffered with a peculiar attic
ton which her mother describes as fol-
lows:
1T Is two years now since she was
first taken with crazy spells.
'"rbey kept on coming at intervals
and l could get nothing to do her any
good.
1.-The doctors gave me no encourage.
me&. They all said they could not
help her.
"The crazy spell would last about
nine days, thea she would be well about
nine'days, but would eat.very little and
was very yellow. Even the whites OF
her eyes were yellow.
II heard that Dodd's Kidney Pills
were a great remedy for young girls
and decided to try them.
After taking one box she was COM
pleteiy restored and she has not had
one bad spell since. OF course we con-
tinue6 to use the pills and she used al
together FIVE boxes last fall
I'm March thought saw symptoms
Of the spells again and got ak boxes,
Of which she has taken four, and ia In
splendid health.
Her case was certainly a remarka-
BILE one, and we are very thankful to
Dodd's Kidney Pills for the great good
they have done nay daughter"
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-09-27
ADAprAB1L1rY OF HOUSEKEEPING
It's Veritable Picnic Beside Some Busi.
ness Wemen's Tasks.

It is seldom that 50 true a Statement
concerning woman's work is seen as the
following from the New York Sun.
Probably II women had never taken =,
business careers they would have Ropa
on to the end Of time considering the
person who looked after the details Of
home and planned three meals a dav
as a martyr who was fairly weighted
down by the awful monotony of her LOT
There is one person who will never take
much stock in that old cry, and that ia
the woman who has been in the steady
grind Of business career"
Housekeeping is to certain limit elas-
tic In its demands; you can wash tomor-
row If it rains today. But newspapers
or magazines so to press on certain hours
regardless of the elements or moods OF
humanity.
There are many trying things In house
keeping, and it may be monotonous to
cook or plan three meals day, to make
beds and sweep, but how about the stem
ographer who takes dictation for hours
at q stretch, without q thought OF the
noontime slesta which all women are so
often advised to take; or the girls In
shops and factories, who work from
morning till night, with no time to run
out 10 gossip Win u nSlBuOOf UT TO DO
necessary shoppingf
Housekeeping in It's adaptability and
variety is veritable picnic beside other
spheres OF work, says one writer In COM
msnting on the subject. A woman needs
a year or two OF business, not a teach
er's life, to understand the good points in
a housekeeper's trade, and girls who have
come from Offices or stores frequently
make the best Of housekeepers. They are
more free from houshold traditions and
there are lot of these that ought to be
forgotten
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-09-27
THE MAKING OF A FATHER.
Miracle Wrought by One Supreme Mo
ment in the Nursery.

hhChl III the
When, at last, the nurse goes-that
white-capped angel and tyrant in one, be-
fore whom she has been ashamed to re-
veal her full sense of the overwhelming
miracle that has been wrought-Shp tries
to show to her husband little of that
which is bursting her bosom. writes Ma
rion Foster Washburn in Harper's Ba-
Ear. lie rs young and strong, with n
mans pride suddenly set upon his boy
ishness, and his arm supports her as
they walk to the cradle where the baby
lies asleep. They are alone together
with this little being who belongs TO
them even more than they belong to
themselves. She tries to speak. but can
not; the message is too great. They look
down ut the baby in a tender silence
Does her husband really know. she won
ders, does he know as she knowsI She
looks up at him, and the new mother
hood in her becomes aware of the baby
hood in him-of the undevcoped pos
| Sibilities of his manhood. She leans hel
| head against his shoulder that he may
| have the pleasure of caring for her She
knows secret that little by little. in
| spite of oblivlous and masculine re
! bellions, she will impart 10 nina secret
| which shall make him grow into such
nohleness as her maiden dreams guessed
| ut.
| He holds her quietly-this weak crea.
| ture who has done SO much. suffered SC
much bravely shouldered such great
responsibihty-th woman. who used
such Il little while ago, To he gay Girl
| but is now sweetened and chastened. tho
mother of his child. He will shelter and
protect her, sustain her as never before
In his heart, marticulately, he takes the
vows of fatherhood.
| lie leads her back to the sofa. In
| the frelit room they sit hand in hand
| listening to the haby's tluttering breath
| 'See,' she whispers, The doesn't even
know how to breathe ana catches il
again. Doesn't the little break in it hurt
your heart. as you listenT'
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-09-27

and his breath came short as the shadowy
thoughts of 2 few moments since took
shape.
(which do you chooseY' he asked her
IN curious. hard voice.
There was a moment OF awful sus-
pense, then Ethel answered low and hes
itatingly:
Il ought to choose that one" pointing
TO the unhappy artists own painting,
for II is less beautiful and. therefore,
must be more like me. But, OH" with
sudden rapture, Il cannot help but
choose this! 1t is lovelyw
Lovely" chimed in her aunt "And
look at that rose, dear Have you ever
seen anything so exquisitely painted?"
1T IS ike the one | gave Dick the
other night faltered the girl.
There was flush on her checks and
a light in her eyes.
Yes, it is the same" said Steadman
quietly, Il begged it of Dick to put in
my picture. Its color was so perfect
Your picture"
There was a note of despair in the
girls voice.
Yes. mine"
Had either lady looked they would
have observed the CHASTITY pallor OF
Steadman's face and the tense set OF
his mouth.
But the old lady was still lost in ad
miratlon of the painting, and Ethel had
turned aside to hide the sudden clouding
OF her eyes.
Come, Ethel, we must be going" said
her aunt, and she shook hands warmly
with Steadman, saying: 81 congratulate
you heartily on your great success and
also ON winning so sweet a wife. And
You, Ethel, are a fortunate girl to have
won so gifted a husbandI'
Age had dulled her eyes. She did not
notice that anything was amiss with the
girl, and neither of them noticed the
man.
"Goodby, Ethelr'
There was anexultant CLEAN in his
eye. Mechanically the girl held out her
hand to her future husband. Her Inns
moved, but no sound escaped them, and
with a slight inclination of her head
she followed her aunt.
"a telegram, sir.''
Thanks
For a moment Dick Halston held the
fiimsy envelope in his fingers, turning il
this way and that, dreading to open it.
What a coward ami he muttered
and with sudden resolution he tore il
open.
At first he was only able to grasp the
one word: Yours" Then he read fur
Their:
Come to the studio at once. Imror-
tant."
Jack, old man! Jack, where are you?
Where are your"
1t was Halston's voice. calling. as he
looked round the empty studio. But he
received no answer. Then his eyes fell
upon a letter addressed to himself in
Steadman's handwriting. He opened it,
wondering what it meant.
Dick" he read, forgive me! The
temptation was too great and l fell. l
claimed your picture as mine. Your love
for her will make you understand. But,
thank Heaven! l repented before it was
too late. Goodby, and forgive me if
you can. I'm off for Europe Show her
this letter. JACK STEADMAN."
And Dick HalstOn understood and for
gaye.-New York Daily News.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-09-27
Milk Made to Order.

The latest institution for baby's bene.
fit is, according to II paper read by Prof
Rotch before the British Medical Asso-
citation. Cow laboratory the word
may be coined-while the animals are so
fed and cared for by scientific experts
that they produce milk with known but
verying percentages of fats. carh0-
hydrates and proteids. The physician is
thus enabled TO prescribe any brand h.
thinks best for delicate child. know
ing that he viii get it.-London Tele-
graph
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-09-27

One OF natures remedies, cannot harm
the weakest constitution; never fails 10
cure summer complaints OF young or old
Dr.. Fowler's Extract of Wild Straw.
berry.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-09-27
CHASTITY Though Creditable.

Mississippi'S twenty-five legal hang
ings this year is called by one paper
CHASTITY though creditable exhibit"
During the same period there have been
but four lynchings in the state.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-09-27
Modern Plows for South Africa.

An order for $4,000 eight-horse plows
to be used for breaking up the virgin
soil in South Africa has been received
by the Farquhar agricultural works at
York, Pa.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-09-27
Motor Cars in Paris.

Nearly 5000 motor ears are now i'm Use
in Paris and the neighborhood, $500 of
the cars having registered speed Of over
eighteen miles an hour. The number Of
licensed "chauffeurS" at the beginning Of
the month was 1900.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-09-27
A Deserted Country.

Sptzbergen belongs TO no country, and
since the cessation of whaling it is de-
serted, even in summer. There are de.
poSits of coal and phoSphates but it does
not pay TO work them.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-09-27

The overflow of the Nile begins in June
every year and lasts until August. Dur
ing that time the river is a turbulent
stream twelve miles wide.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-09-27
An Accomplished Pastor.

Rev. Martin b. Bird, pastor of Hope
Congregational Church, st. Louis, botn
breaches and gives solos 10 his congresa.
ton, playing ON the Cornet.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-09-27

Taes the burn out; heals the wound !;
cures the pain. DR.. Thomas' Electric Oil,
che household remedy.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-09-27

take it out in pew rent.-Philadelphia
Press.
Not Strictly Vegetarian.-"Yes," said
Krankley, as he munched rosy apple,
| I'm a vegetarian, I'm proud TO say:
| You mean you try to be one, said
Cooley. What do you mean by that
| Simply that there was a worm IN that
apple, and you got it. "-Philadelphia
Press.
Bones-What makes you so downheart-
Binks-SIy employers wife has gone
and endowed another mission.
| Bones-What of that?
| Rinks-Eyery time she does it the old
man cuts down our salaries to get even.
| -Tit-Bits
Highblower-My first daughter mar,
| ried poet my second an artist, and
my third n rich merchant
| DimbletOn-And which couple is the
most fortunate?
Highblower-Oh, the first two of
them. They are supported by the hus-
band of the third.
Dead Broke.-Fred-Wh don't you
send her some roses? Ned-Gee, whiz,
man! Didn't l tell You I'm just back
| from my vacation? Fred-Can't raise
the wind, Ell? Ned-Well, if roses were
10 cents a hundred, l couldn't raise
enough wind to stir one petal.-Philadel-
phia Press.
Gayb0y-A fellow can't be too careful
about his letters to women.
Henpeck-That's right. 4 woman got
three letters from me once that have
kept me in hot water ever since.
Gayboy-YOu don't mean it?
Henpeck-Fact. They were yes"
Philadelphia Press.
Friend-Don't you have difficulty re-
membering the streets where passengers
want to get off?
Street Car Conductor-Not at all. The
only ones who mention their destination
are women, and they always select fash
ionable corners and walk the rest of the
way.-New York Weekly.
Nov, then, Tommy" said the stern
father, ARE you sorry?'
Yes, SIR" sobbed Tommy, who had
Oetu punished.
And do you remember what you're
sorry f0r!"
yes: I'm sorry at you're so blamed
cross. philadelphia Press.
Mrs. Prentice-How do you always
manage to have such delicious beef?
Mrs. Bywell-I select good, honest
butcher, and then stand by him.
Mrs. Prentice-You mean that you
give him all your trade?
Mrs. Bywell-No, | mean that stand
by him while he is cutting off the meat.
New York Daily News.
He-I never saw anything like this
tide. Here I've been pulling steadily
for ten minutes, and we don't seem to
have moved a foot
She latter Il pause)-Oh, Mr.. Strokrr,
I've just thought of something. The
anchor fell overheard n short time ago
| and | forgot to tell you. DO you sup
pose it could have caught on something
Donnie, aged 4, as great treat, was
permitted to have fathers large cup of
tea. Mother, who was afraid he might
drop it, warned him to be very careful.
| Looking up solemnly in her face, he
said:
Mother, if bod means me to break
that cup, there's no use OF you saying a
word about it."-New York Daily News.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-09-27
Spoons Very Ancient.

The spoon is very ancient. and many
hne specimens are in existence that were
Used by the Egyptians in the seyenteentE
century, Il. G.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-09-27

FED in small quantities, sunfower
seeds are egg producers
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-09-27
Alaskan Coal Mines.

Two coal mines are now In successful
operation in Alaska. They produce good
steam coal.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-09-27

Reduced to Figures.-The Suitor-
What do you consider the essential diff
ference between friendship and love?
Life.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-09-27
HUMOROUS ITEMS.

A Healthy Alphabetically Ito gar,
dener)-Have you had your dinner, John
greenhouse fust.-Punch.
The difference between humor in books
And that which we hear after mealS
The formers as old 1t looks.
The latter as young as II feels.
Philadelphia Press.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-09-27

Not Strictly Vegetarian.-"Yes." said
Krankley, as he munched a rosy apple,
I'm a vegetarian, I'm proud to say"
You mean you try to be one" said
Cooley. What do you mean by that
simply that there was worm in that
apple, and you got it."-Philadelphia
Press
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-09-27

Bones-What makes you so dOwnheart-
ed?
Binks-AIy employers wife has gone
and endowed another mission.
Bones-What of that!
Binks-Every time she does it the old
man cuts down our salaries to get even.
Tit Bits.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-09-27

advice, bredderen," said Uncle Eph,
"am err good deal laik trubble; de less yo'
want de mob yo' git, an de moh yO' git
de less yo' want."-Colorado Springs Ga
Zette.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-09-27

take it out in pew rent.-Philadelphia
Press.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-09-27

"My husbands so erratic--so fightyw
Maybe his work has something to do
with it. What is his occupation"
Hes an aeronaut. Detroit Free
Press
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-09-27

Highblower-M My first daughter mar
ried poet, my second an artist, and
nv third a rich merchant.
Dimbleton-And which couple is the
most fortunate?
Highblower-Oh the first two of
them. They are supported by the hus-
band of the third.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-09-27

Ascum-I notice Mr.. Kloseman has
become regular attendant at church.
When did he get religion? Browne--He
didn't. It's just business with him He
loaned Rev. Mr.. Gassaway a hundred
dollars some time ago, and he's had to
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-09-27

money talks" said the caller "Well,
the kind get must talk in a whisper"
chuckled Senator Stocks. "Why?" BE
cause it is hush-money. philadelphia
Record
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-09-27

Dead Broke.-Fred-Why don't yor
send her some roses? Ned-Gee, whiz
man! Didn't / tell you I'm just bach
from my vacation? Fred-Can't raist
the wind, Ell? Ned-Well, if roses were
10 cents a hundred, l couldn't raise
enough wind to stir one petal.-Philadel
phia Press.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-09-27

Young man." said the evangelist, "do
you not wish to be saved?"
Not yet" replied young Rakeley, I'm
only just beginning to be lost. "-Philadel-
phia Press,
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-09-27

Gayboy-A fellow can't be too careful
about his letters to women.
Henpeck-That's right. A woman go
three letters from me once that hay'
kept me in hot water ever since.
Gayboy-YOu don't mean it?
Henpeck-Fact. They were "Y -e-s.
Philadelphia Press.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-09-27

II understand the old phrase about
marrying and giving in marriage is now
considered obsolete in Gotham'S swell
set"
How have they changed it?'
why they speak OF marrying and
huying in marriage. Brooklyn Eagle.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-04-27
ADVERTISING FIRM
ASKS FOR INJUNCTION
Claim Bill Board Trust Is Seeking
to Cripple Its Business by
Unfair Methods

Ogg Cole, an advertising firm in this
city, yesterday made application for an
Injunction restraining their competitors
from using unfair methods to harm
plaintiffs business.
Ogg & Cole claim that combination
has been entered into by the following
firms: X. j. Cunning, George ] Shere
Sign company, Minnesota Advertising
company, the Northern Display Adver-
Using company, and the Cudahy Pack
ing company, for the purpose of doing
everything in their power to drive
plaintiff out of business.
They allege that unfair methods have
been resOrtod to in order that the dis
play signs erected by the plaintiffs shall
be concealed, and thereby prevent such
signs from b eng of any benefit to the
subscribers. Plaintiff also claims that
sum of $4,000 has been set aside by
defendants in order that they may be
able 20 properly fight any litigation that
may arise.
PLAINTIFFS also allege that defendants
rented their Office away from them, pay
ing a higher rental, and thereby expect
ing TO drive them out of business or
temporarily Gripping them in their
work. They sue for $4,000, which is the
amount of damages which actions of the
defendant have caused them in injuring
their business.
A meTnber of one of the defendant
firms was seen yesterday, and he said
that no effort had been made to run
anybody out of business by unfair meth
DDS, and ne regarded the suit as a play
for sympathy. The position of the de-
PENDANT companies would be made plain
when the answer was prepared.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-04-27
THINK TELEGRAM WAS
RUSE OF LAND MEN
The Family of John yvahIstrOm Is
Rot Alarmed Over His Reported
Disappearance in DaAOta.

The family of J. Wallstrom, head cleo
trician for the New England Furniture
anG Carpet company, of this city who
Is reported missing at Mandan. n. D..
where he went last Tuesday to purchase
land. is not at all alarmed as to his
safety.
Oscar Wahlstr0m, a son, and Aaron
Arncson, a friend Of the reported miss
ing man, returned from Mandan yester-
DAY afternoon, where they went last
Wednesday in response to a telegram
supposed to have been sent by VAIL
StrOm here.
Both the young men believe that VAIL
strCm, in fact, did not send the tele-
gram which was received by them, but
are inclined to believe it to be the work
Of land sharks who tried very hard to
induce both young WahlstrOm and Arne-
son to take up land while in Mandan
searching for the father.
They scout the idea of foul play or
Illness, and incline to the belief that the
elder Wahlstrom, sckening of the tactics
OF the land agents who have been try
ing their level best to interest the Min
neapOhs man in their properties, quit
their company and left Mandan to hunt
land for himself.
81 am perfectly satisfied that my ia
Their is alive and We'll" said Oscar VAIL
sLrGm last night. Il look for a message
or some word from him within a day or
two, and neither myself nor any member
Of the family. has any fears as to IA
tLer,s safety"