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Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-02-15
HnM'R Thiss

We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward for
any case of Catarrh that cannot be cured by
Hall s Catarrh Cure.
FL CHENEY & CO. Props. Toledo. 0.
We. the undersigned have known +. j. Cheney
for the last IL years, and believe him perfectly
honorable in all business transactions and f1nan-
cially able to carry out any obligation made by
their firm.
Wests2 Truax, Wholesale Druggists, Toledo. o.
Walding, Kinnan & Marvin, Wholesale Drug
giSts, Toledo, Ohio.
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally, acting
directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces Of
the system. Price 75c per bottle Sold by all
Druggists. Testimonials free.
HANS Family pills are the best.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-02-15
His 1o.Cent Sweetheart.

1t was an Odessa youth, according to
one of~the Lafayette county papers. upon
whom this advertisement made n deep
impression: young man-Some woman
dearly loves you. Would you know who
she is? She would like to be your only
sweetheart. Send 10 cents in stamps to
Occult Diviner. address as below and
learn her name" He sent the stamps
and got his answer. What was it,
Mother. "-Kansas City journal.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-02-15

We have no faith in the creed Of those
who say that between man and his wife
there should be no secrets. 1t would
work great and unnecessary hardship in
this world if men told their wives in
detail Of all the trials they endure in
matters outside Of the home. hut where
the stability Of the income is involved.
and the wife is disposed 10 imparil its
permanencr. he is twice a defautcr who
steals to encourage her in her conceits
Of eXtravagance.-Ha rper's Weekly.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-02-15
What a Woman Photogranher Secs.

A woman photographer, who gives as
much thought to each portrait she makes
las a peculiar feeling in peeripc through
he camera of looking into the souls Of
he sitters. Some people are able to
stand this. and she likes them better
after they have been put to the test,
while others she does not like as well.
She sees what the untouched photograph
,ftcn reveals, the true character of the
sitter unsoftened by color and with all
he lines exaggerated. The portrait
painter frequently reveals characteristics
n portrait which the world has never
inspected in the subject.-New York
Fines
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-02-15

The inventor of the gummed postage
stamp was a Scotsman, James Chalmers
Of Dundee, who, in 1884, suggested the
fixing adhesive squares of paper to en-
veIopes. Chalmers was ridiculed, and,
among others, medical men predicted
that the constant licking of gum would
be prejudicial to the health of the ma
ton. 1t was not until 1871 that the plan
received the serious attention of the
pOstofflce authorities.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-02-15
Altitude of Wood Growth.

The vine will not grow at a greater
height than 1900 feet above the sea. nor
the oak above 1850 feet The fir. how
ever, houriShes up 10 nearly 1000 feet.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-02-15

American pine when green weighs for
ty-four pounds twelve ounces TO the cubic
foot. When seasoned its weight is re-
duced 70 thirty pounds eleven ounces.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-02-15

Hanover. Germany. now has six foot
ball teams that play the Rugby game.
They are trying TO carry out the KaiseT's
order Lot 10 usc English sporting terms.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-02-15
Lanes Family Medicine

Moves the bowels each day. In order
TO be healthy this is necessary. Acts
gently on the liver and kidneys. Cures
sick headache. Price % and SOC.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-02-15
Two Kinds of Women.

There are but two sorts Of women in
the world-those who take the strength
out Of a man, and those who put il back.
Prom Kim" By Rudyard Kipling.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-02-15
CONGRESSMAN CUMMINGS,
or NEW YORK CITY.

Hon. Amos j. Cummings, of
New York, says: "Peruna is
good for Cafarrh. I have tried il
and know il. 1t relieved me i'm
menseiy on my trip 10 Cuba,
and I always have a bottle in
reserve. Since my return 4 have
not suffered from Catarrh, bur
If 1 do I Shall use PeruHa again.
Meantime y0u might send me
another bottle"
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-02-15
BUY THE RoSWELLE HAT
JUSTTHlNK OFT

Every'farmer his own
landlord, no in cum
brances, his bank account
increasing year by year,
land value increasing,
stock increasing. splen-
did eli mate, exc lien.
schools and churches.
low taxation. high prices
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-02-15

Send TO Garfield Tea Co, Brooklyn, Y. Y,
for samples of Garfield Tea and Headache
Powders-two Invaluable remedies
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-02-15

-London's omnibuscs are to be lighted
by aeetylene gas lamps
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-02-15

The duration Of an ordinary wink is
four-tenths of n second.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-02-15

lonely shepherd how he managed to get
medical assistance for his wife in the
isolated cottage where they lived
"Well, sir" replied the shepherd, in
all good faith. I'VE dwun't ha' no doe
tor; we just dies a nat'ral death. Tit
Bits.
Mrs, Flight My husband is a very
reckless man about the house"
Mrs. Dropin-"Too badr'
Mrs. Figgit-"YCs; why, he even
stepped on my Turkish rug yesterday.
Just to think, I've had it seven years and
it has never before been stepped on
Boston Journal.
Young Husband Don't YOU think
darling. that it would spoil the curtains
if | should smoker
Young Wife-"You are the best and
most considerate husband that ever
lived dear: of course it would"
Young Husband-'Wcll. then, you'd
better take them down. '-Tt-Bits.
Mamma. what would YOU do if that
big vase in the parlor should get brok-
en-" said Tommy.
II should whip whoever broke it," said
Mrs. Banks, gazing severely at her little
son.
We'll, then, you'd better begin to get
up YOUR muscle said Tommy, 'coz
papa's broke it."-Tft-Bits.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-02-15

- NaIEIe ana gram, Tow railway Tates and every
possible comfort. This IS the condition Of the
"a Inet In Western Canada, Province Of Manitoba
and districts OF Assiniboia. Saskatchewan and
Ainerta Thousands Of Americans are now settled
there, Redsced rates On all railways for home
seeheTs and settlers New districts are being
opened up thi, year. The new 40-page Atlas OF
esternCanada sent free 10 all applicants pplv 70
r Pedley, Supt. Of Immigration, Ottawa. Can. or
" y -. Gurrle, ] New Insurance BuildiL {. Mil
1A9kee, Wis, Agent for Government Of tnAda.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-02-15
Attention Farmers and
Shop Men, Everybody
THE GREAT STRIKE OF 1902,

On and after Feb. -. 1902, we will be
ready 10 begin deliveries Of our New
Gasoline-Cia Engines and for the next
30 days a. an introduction we will place
one Of our standard > horsepower en-
gnes in each locality only one-at
cost 10 manufacture; these are our reg
uIar $500 engines, guaranteed in every
detail; We have the best engine for all
purposes ever invented. First come,
first served. Write at once.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-02-15
GENERAL JOE WHEELER.

Major GeneraIJ0seph Wheeler,
commanding the cavalry forces
in front of Santiago, and the
author of ''The Santiago Cam
paiQn," in speaking of the great
Cafarrh remedy, Peruna, says:
81 join with Senators Sullivan,
Roachand MCEneryin their good
opinion of peruna. IL Is recon-
meHded 10 me by those who have
used IL as an excellent tonic
and particularly effective as a
cure for CatarrL. "
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-02-15

Ancient HistOry.-Visitor- "Well. JOY.
| am glad TO see that you are not at all
shy" Joy-"Oh, no; l am not shy now.
thank you. But l was very shy when
was bornr'-Punch.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-02-15

Our Christmas Tea.~Unregenerate
YOuth-"Pass the seedy cake" Wears
Youth-"If e don't I'll shove i'm in the
e"'-Punch.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-02-15


Peruna
ing the Address The Peruna Medicine
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-02-15

She-"He kissed me, and then he pro-
posed" He-"Man's usual fate" She
How" He-"Lost on the coral
reefs. philadelphia Record.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-02-15

1 INTELLIGENT MAN or WOMAN In cvorw
q, Town as our representative; collections ana
,.ti.''4Hn k""d pay, permanent with advance
ION, Wis. '4'NA' Aa"l-
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-02-15

Bill-"How long was your friend. the
artist, working on that canvass Will
Eight years. Took him six months to
paint it and seven years and a half try
ing to sell it.''-Tt-Bits
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-02-15

In the Gulf, Perhaps.-Mrs. Nobbish-
Yes, she summered at Newport, and
now she's wintering in Florida Mrs.
Pcppery-'Y don't say? Now, if she
wonder where she'd fall."-PhiIadeIphia
Press.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-02-15

This makes the fifth time you've
asked me for a dance Why don't you
dance with some of the other girls?'
We'll. you see, l dance so badly / hate
to ask them. Detroit Free Press.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-02-15

A GENTS WANTED Men or women IN acT .
u new device 70 doctors dentists ana las
yycts . IN every town In tho United States nFTT,
bo1 MANUFACTURING co, st. Louis. Mo
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-02-15

A country doctor was once riding over
a wild stretch Of down and asked the
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-02-15

l - SECONDHAND SAFES cbcan ga -,
= - Inc q Cary safes and wallis HIIii, MI M
q Kl' u ARDSUN, AL milwaukee, street M
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-02-15

In the Steam-Heated Flat.-"John.
I've just been to see the doctor, and he
says l must stay i'll the warmest and
most evenly heated room in the house"
Then get into the refrigerator at once"
Life
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-02-15

Looking Forward - Philanthropist -
Have you any plans in view after your
term expires, my good fellow?" Convict
"A few. mum. I've got de plans Nv
four country postotfices and six private
residences. Judge.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-02-15

w only two months required "a, 800
1f no. board and tools Write today. Mo-.
LEN bANBLK COLLEGE. Chlcnpn III -
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-02-15

On Their Wedding Trip Bride-"Dar-
ling, what caused you to pick out Mil
waukee as the end of our bridal tour?"
Groom-"It was the farthest place |
could get a pass to."-Louisville Even
ing Post,
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-02-15
CALIFORNIA; OF BOOM.

4 BSOLtTELN new patented article handled
4 ~ leading houses here. Thousands sold
never been seen outside Of New York II von
mean business. send stamp for sample and
terms. TIE GORDEW co, Dept w Central
Bank building. New YORK - 'i@'
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-02-15

Learning Their Ways.-''Do you think
she will ever be a great prima donna ~
Looks like it. Why, she has disappoint-
ed the public by failing to appear sew
eral times already. "-Philadelp Even
ing Bulletin.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-02-15

On the Ark.-"This is tough luck"
said Ham. mournfully, as he leaned out
over the side of the ark. What's wrong
now?" queried Shem. why, all this
water to fish in" replied Ham. "and only
two fshin' worms on board."-Ohio State
Journal
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-02-15
MRS. BELVA A. LOCKWOOD.

WKS. 0ELFA A. LU6h WOOD.
Mrs. Beiva A. Lockwood, late
candidate for the Presidency,
writes: ~ have used your Pc
Tnna and 4 find il an invaluable
remedyfOr cold, CafarTh and kim
dred diseases; also a good tonic
forfeebIe and old people, or those
run down and with nerves un-
strung. I desire, also, to say
that ii has no evil effects. "
Mrs. L0CkwO0d'S residence is
Washington, d. c.
Cafarrh has already beCC
TO ocean. More than one
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-02-15

Teacher-"Some one has been throw
ing paper behind my back. James, do
you know who it is?" James (who is the
culprit himselfl-"Yes, sir, but | hardly
like to tell" Teacher-"A very honor
able feeling. James, you may sit down."
Tit Bits.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-02-15

Great Luck-First Guide-'I was out
with i dude sportsman from the city to-
day" Second Guide-"So? Did you
have any luck p First Guide-"Sure
Amt l home again safe and sound?'--
Philadelphia Press.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-02-15

RTRAITS frames; art goods All work
", guaranteed good and cheap
Catalogue free kURZ ART co, Chicago, m
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-02-15

A News Average Hustling Editor
How many murders did the man com
mitt" Assistant-"One reporter says
three. another says FIVE and another says
nine" Hustlng Editor-"Tbree, i've
nine, Ell? Oh we'll well have. to strike
an average. Make it 3J9."-New York
Weekly.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-02-15

He-"Of course, dear. I'll be back from
the club in time for the opera. but in
case it should turn out to BE- impossible.
I'll send you a note by messenger.
She-"That's not necessary; 1t just
dropped ont of your overcoat pocket. -
BROOKLYN Life.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-02-15

Wife-"I am going down town this
morning to try and match piece of
silk" Husband-"Very well. my dear;
I'll tell the cook to save some dinner
for you, and I'll put the children to bed
myself '-Tit- Bits.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-02-15

FIR SALE One bnf interest In the EoplA Tin
$500, IAN Opener: bost thing out For
partlcuIar5 address J. J. Boyd & Co, Rosebud. nj
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-02-15

Printers Supplies aud Elcctrotypes,
GEfuEH DREBERr Co, ~ Huron It.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-02-15

Bobbie-'Paw?"
Father-"Don't bother me-"
BObbie-''Ist wun kwestshun p
Well?"
Bobbie-'Paw. is Buffalo Bill emmy r
lashun ter Canal BillT'-Ohio stat
Journal.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-02-15

One Of the old-time darkies, on being
asked how he was making out, rephed
in this fashion:
well, sub, times is mighty tight wild
me. but / manages ter make a Twin by
dom a little plowin'. a little votin'. en-
little baptizin' Atlanta Constitution.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-02-15

ssxSss WHEN WRITING TO ADVERTISERS
ssrS please saS you saw aha AdyertIseraeza
N this paper
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-02-15

G21 EARNED WEEKLY DIsTRIBUTINSI
:, - cirgularS inclose p stamp. RELDfSG
DISTRIBUTING AGENCY, Bedding. Mich.
~. ~ u.
Potosi journal. (Potosi, Mo.) 1894-1929, 1902-08-06

There is little danger that the
nominees on the Democratic coun-
ty ticket, whosoever they may be,
will 60 among the Republican
voters with "Mossback's" advice,
that local elections should be decid
ed from the standpoint of party
principle. Any old thing, and
especially booze and Doodle, are
the influences which are wrought
upon Republican voters to forsakc
their own county ticket. The
Democratic candidates will keep
their party principles in the back
ground this year as they have since
the county became Republican
We already hear rumors to the CT
feet that numerous Republican,
votes have been ''corralled' for
the Democratic county ticket.
How do our Republican derelicts
like that word ''corralled" anyway!
Sounds a whole lot as though they
were going to be driven like sheep
to the polls to vote for their mas
ters, who may happen to hold a
chattel mortgage or note of hand
as Il club over them.
Potosi journal. (Potosi, Mo.) 1894-1929, 1902-08-06
ROUND ABOUT Us.

Mrs. Belle Mcpherson has sued the
city of De Soto for $50. 900 for damages
sustained by falling through broken
sidewalk.
Miss Iris Armstrong, ii young lady
of Bonnie Terre. died suddenly at Flat
River. one day last week while out
pleasure driving with party of young
friends. She had previously been all
ing with heart disease.
There is fine spring on the John
Lawrence farm. on the Meramec river,
seven miles west Of Steelville, and
years ago the beavers put dam across
the stream about one hundred yards
below where the stream comes out Of
the hill and formed a lake. This lake
Mr.. Lawrence stocked with rainbow
trout. The fish did we'll, but all sud-
denly disappeared about seven months
after they were put in the lake. MI
Lawrence is of the opinion that they
followed the stream back IN the hill
to an underground cayern.-Steelyille
Mirror.
The asylum commissioners, NeS>rS.
Allen, Green and Wells. met here last
Saturday inquiring into the progress
of the work and transacting some
other business pertaining to the asy-
lum. 1t was the purpose to turn the
institution over to the Board Of Mana
gers. but a few details remained To be
finished up and they decided not to
Potosi journal. (Potosi, Mo.) 1894-1929, 1902-08-06

Our Democratic friends defend
the certificates of Indebtedness by
maintaining that they are tire
same as state bonds. The Repub
licans accept this contcntention.
the latter having always claimed
that the certificates represented SO
much of the state debt as their face
calls fer. although Auditor Allen
has admitted that they do not re-
present cancelled state bonds in
the same amount. Therefore, if
the pending amendment to the con
stitution, which contenp|ates fix
ing the legal status of the certifi-
is defeated. as it should be, it will
not mean that the debt they repre-
sent has been repndiatcd and that
the state will lose Il portion of its
school fund. In the event the
amendment is defeated the taxpay
ers will be called upon to pay off
the certificates in the same manner
that they have paid off the state
bonds proper, which will mean
that the levying of the state inter
est tax Of 10 cents on the hundred
dollars will be extended until the
certificates have been entirely IL
quidatcd and the money restored
in cash to the school fund. There
is more Reputation intended in
the adoption of the amendment
than there is in its defeat. By its
adoptionthe people would liscredit
the certificates entirely except so
far as to make them the basis of a
perpetual state tax Of three cents
on the hundred dollars. The cash
would never be restored. BY de-
feating the amendment the people
will express their disapproval cf
the illegal jugglery of the public
funds by the party in power, and
they should at the same time de-
feat the party as warning that
public funds must be handled in a
manner as directed by the consti-
ton.
Potosi journal. (Potosi, Mo.) 1894-1929, 1902-08-06

Senator Farris is getting mad
at the disposition shown by the
ring to make him the sole scape-
goat of the lobby-ruled ring which
has fastened itself upon the state
government. We don't blame him
much either. His prediction for
the lobby comes from high official
influences at jefferson City, he
was one of the ring which is now
endeayoring to throw the whole
odium of ring rottenness upon him
self. Farris now threatens to
make portion of the hide 90 with
the tail in case he gets the throw
down. Downing Farris to get rid
of the lobby would be good deal
like attempting to cure cancer by
sclatching the scab off.
Potosi journal. (Potosi, Mo.) 1894-1929, 1902-08-06

There is Democratic harmony in
1.-TWO groups" in this county as
we'll as in the country generally.
Here the party organ and the dyed
in wool Democrats want cam
paign conducted on party princi
pie, while the prospective candi
dates for county Offices are in favor
of Keeping their Democracy in the
background to dcIude Republican
voters into the belief that there
are no principles involved in coun-
ty politics.
Potosi journal. (Potosi, Mo.) 1894-1929, 1902-08-06

county are made corrupt by Tie
money aud whi>key furnished h,
the other side, and is trying tt
put these words into the mouth OF
! the Journal. After the last cleo.
ton. when the Republicans had
carried the eo"nty by go ma jori: y
and it was found that, notwith-
standing this lead, the Democrats
had captured the best Of the coun
ty Offices, the Independent, in its
issue Immediately after the cleo
ton, being in exuberant spirits
over the result, let the cat out of
the bag by calling attention to the
fact that Democratic whislSey had
played hob with the Republican
voters, especially y in Potosi precinct
where the most of the scratching 6
was done. At the same time our
friend Supplied the information
that the same thing could be ex-
pected to happen again whenever
another election was due. Here
is where we got our first informa
ton as to local Democratic tactics in
overcoming q Republican vote that
is thoroughly reliable on national
and state politics. After the open
ing Of the campaign of this year
we began to call public attention to
this vicious influence in local poll
tics, and drew from the Indepen-
dent the statement that Repnbli
cans had been ''seduccd from their
party allegiance by the money and
whiskey furnished by the other
side" 1t is sufficiently clear who
constitute the ''other side and it
just as apparent that the vote in the
coHnty indicates the bcncficiarics
of the Objectionable methods to
which the Independent was the
irst to call attention. AS we said
in our last issue, it is not necessary
to mention names, the ''other side
is specific enough.
Potosi journal. (Potosi, Mo.) 1894-1929, 1902-08-06

Ex-Governor Stone is to visit
this county shortly in connection
with his senatorial candidacy. We
trust the governor will find it con.
venient to explain to our people
while here how he become associ
ated with the lobby in the interest
of the baking-powder trust. Bak-
ing powder is a necessity in every
household and the question is,
therefore, one of local rs we'll as
state interest.
Potosi journal. (Potosi, Mo.) 1894-1929, 1902-08-06
Iowa Republicans in their 5,

Iowa Republicans in their state
platform give notice that 'We
stand by the historic policy of the
Republican party in giving pro-
lection to home industries and point
for its ample vindication to the ex-
taordinary rapidity with which
our national resources have been
developed and our industrial and
financial independence secured. "
The Iowa declaration is one that
will stand for the whole Rcpubli-
can OartV.