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The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1902-02-21
Corn Cutting Made Easier and Fast.
er-shredding and Hasking.

er-9Are001n0 o00 Z
Three ordinary horses will run the
binder, and the work Is not hard. II
requires focr men to make a full set u
hands to keep all the corn shocked W
IN good shape as fast as it Is cut. It Il
not very hard work on the men, moth.
ing like 90 hard as to cut either by
hand or with a sled cutter, and it is evi.
dent to my mind that we will be com
PEELED to adopt the binder as the sys.
tenn of corn cutting, for it is almost Inn
possible to hire men to go into the corn.
field and cut corn by hand at any price,
and we have had to pay more for cut.
ting the fodder than the feed was
worth after it was cut.
With the harvester the work is much
easier and faster. One ran commence
several days earlier, az the shocks
stand more open and will dry out bet
ter than when put up without binding,
and n can make the shocks much
larger II desired, and they will stand
up better than when loose. It Is much
easier to husk, al it is not necessary to
unite the bundles, but turn them SO as
to get all the corn. The fodder can
then be set up again and hauled as fed
or to the yard and ricked.
A better way is to shred. Eight acres
OF heavy corn make a fair days work,
and the machine will not leave more on
the ground than the average hired man.
In heavy corn we found that the har-
vester would knock of about three or
four bushels to the acre. This seems to
be unavoidable with the present style
OF machine, but it may be overcome BY
future improvement. I trust SO, as this
Is the only objection l see to the har-
vester. says a Prairie Farmer cor.
respondent.
1t will cut from 100 to 100 acres in
n season, the length Of the season de-
pending on the weather and the date
OF planting the corn. As sOon as dry /
would advise shredding the fodder and
husking the corn. as there is always
more or less waste while 1t stands In
the field.
We paid $40 per day for shredder, en-
CINE and three men and could husk and
shred five acres per day Of average
good corn. 1t took five men and teams
to get the fodder to the machine and
draw the shredded fodder away and
crib the corn.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1902-02-21
CITY

Neyor-W. b. Saunders
Alderman First Ward-K. E. HUSKY, G. W.
Martens.
Alderman Second ward-J. s. Farley. George
Empeon.
Phelan.
TreeeureH-L. N. Kaercher.
AUDITOR. e. Truran.
Attorney-Thos. L.. Bouck.
AsseeoOrs-H. J. Benedict.
VArshal-Charles Sutclide.
Night Northumberland Merry.
Regular meetings Of city council held on thu
arst Monday Of each month.
Board OF Education. G. Wood. chairman
August Mittelsteadt, J. p. Jones, A.. ]. Hits
Henry Schafor, Ohas. Cannon, w. w. Downie
8. s. Lockhart, secretary. Regular meeting last
Friday Of each month.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1902-02-21

County judges. g. Lockhart.
County Auditor-J. e. TrurAn.
Raglster Of Deeds-E. p. BrockmAn.
County Treaaurer-Ntls Foruberg.
9hoR12-A. x. Crawford.
y Cierk Of VourteeW. =. Rabbit.
STATES A-Mornoy-Bortin ID. 0amble.
County 0uper1ntendent-N. n. Ramer.
1urvoyoe-W. g. Crowl.
OOronoe-C, 3. Daniels.
County OommisaionerG-FlrSt Uistrict, 00otge
lsi1ohsli; second District John o. Nelson; Third
Dlstxiok Julius Fonnef.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1902-02-21
1osolutlOns o. DenumOlatf0n ~
Frionls ~ Hcnry Redekor.

A gathering Of the neighbors
Of Henry Redeker and other
farmers and citizens to the mum
Der Of twenty-five or thirty was
held ct the court house Monday
afternoon to protest against the
legal proceedings Instituted by
"A. M. Knight 70 dispossess Mr.
Redeker and others who hold
land originally owned by Indians,
whom it is claimed had no
authority to sell until q certain
number Of years had elapsed,
At the last November term Of
court two Of the cases were
decided by Judge Campbell in
favor Of the present p~ossessors
Of the property and adverse to
those claiming that the Indian
title was still good, but it is said
that the defeated litigant is about
toappeal the cases to the supreme
court. AT the meeting G. S.
Amsden was made chairman and
Wa Kyes, secretary, and after
the chairman had stated the
object Of the meeting, on motion
he appointed n. s. Volkmar F.
b. Roberts aud w. II. Koepke 3
committeetodraw up prosecutions,
which were presented and adopt-
ed as follows:
HN-.e -#.%%A&ZSr& - $500 =
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1902-02-21
His Fortune.

"Wh0 is that handsome young man
standing Over there?" inquired an old
gentleman Of a rich old lady at a party.
''That's my son-in-law. He's a very
brilliant young man; made a large for
tune by the law"
"Indeed!' said the old gentleman.
How's that?"
'The law made him my daughters
husband."-London Answers.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1902-02-21
Her Pet Pig.

A young woman in London took a
pig in infancy and brought it up, as she
says, "like a Christian Complaint
day, and the sanitary officers who went
to investigate found the pig in bed be-
tween two white sheets, with its head
on a pillow and its body covered with
q white lace counterpart.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1902-02-21
An Inference.

"Young Nj. Margin seems very "a
miliar with the stock market"
II don't think So"
"He discusses It with great conf
dence."
Eyes. But any n really familiar
with the market knows better than to
display Observation-Disclosures Star.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1902-02-21
Personalities Of . steel Panic.

POssib1llt1eS Of q Steel Panic.
Under the above heading the
Scientific American has q short
editorial, given below, which will
tend to show the wonderfully
prosperous condition Of the man
ufacturing and commercial in
terests Of the country at the
present time:
OF all our industries the manufac-
lure Of steel affords, perhaps, the most
striking evidence of tho u~nrivaled run
Of prosperity that the country is now
enjoying. In spite Of the fact that our
production, both Of pig iron and I'm
ished steal, greatly exceeds that OF any
other country In the world, the dc.
mand Of the home market Is such that
Il has overtaken our production, and
ever gives promise OF exceeding Il.
One Of the leading ofacials OF the
largest bridge company in this coun-
try considers indeed that We may
shortly be confronted with = steel
famine Of serious proportions. So
greatly has the home demand In
creased, that no contracts are being
made for export, and imp0rtationa
from abroad are looked upon - In
evitAble. Az illustrating the condi-
tion Of affairs, the Case may be men.
toned Of IN Important southern road
which has been unable to secure de.
livery Of . much-needed order for
5000 tons Of steel rails, and In con.
sequence IL now driven to the con-
sideration Of the question OF immedi.
ately importing 10000 tons frOl1
abroad. Il has been customary 70
speak Of the recent remarkable de-
velopment Of our export trade - the
overflow Of IN industrial development
which has exceeded the demands 81
the home market. We very much
doubt II the ablest prophets Of finance
ever expected 70 see the day when the
enormous and rapidly-incressing ont
put Of our steel industry would b
o~vertaken BY the demand for home
consumption.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1902-02-21
should Keen somethin~.

New Woman-Simply because a wo-
man marries a man is no reason why
she should take his name.
Old Bachelor-Just &c. The poor fell
low ought to be allowed to keep some
thing he can call his own.-St. Louis
Republic.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1902-02-21

A nan seldom realizes how few Of
his remarks are worth repeating until
he has conversed with a deaf person.
Chicago News.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1902-02-21
A Contractor.

"What does your father dot" asked
the teacher OF the new boy.
"He's a contractor" was the reply.
"A railway contractors"
mo. ma'am; a sausage contractor.
He ties up the ends after another man
has filed them"
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1902-02-21
Different

OIMCbe0t
"Whatever became of LAMB"
"Oh, he played the markets and went
broke"
"And Wolh, what became Of him?'
"Oh, he worked the markets and got
rich."-Puck.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1902-02-21

No man car be brave who considers
pain the greatest evil OF life or tenn.
perate who regards pleasure as the
highest good.-Cicero.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1902-02-21

Forests cover one-tenth Of the E
face ct the earth and one quarter Of
Europe.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1902-02-21
None Too Liberal.

mi. Linger spends a great deal Of
time with you. Molly" said Mr.. Kit.
fish to Miss Frocks.
Eyes. but that's oil he does SPEND
Detroit Free Press.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1902-02-21

By the time we get what we want In
lite We want something else a great
deal more.-Saturday Evening Post.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1902-02-21

We've All Noticed Il. Of curse.
"Did You yer notice." asked the
thoughtful man. "how much faster a
street car goes when you want to catch
It than It does when you are on itY'-
Chicago Post.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1902-01-23

%asH S#AsNs #a aS#aasSSsssasa ssssAHS@A Na9H asM0aasM# s H 4
dale. = ka1lde chwi-
J: !: J: !: !: !: ! I! !: ! ! ! I! !: !; !: !: !:
,:..s.s =
sze maj@ bye ogloszone.
Armand zadrzal przska4o-
|sG, !;
- francuzcy of1ccrowie!
TAX Jest, gdy MI dotwolo-
aellp by.o z.llzet o. AIN ii
~zapomnlslcm Q nedzy tel zie-
L., esfySs Z 'f#fkss go,
, ~-Armandsie. pan dr1y,za
sa~o.sh pani f,eh.e ]. Is
@@5tt 3 ~
pr1esstaf>9Eooa. Pap q two.
". s!s. ma w~spo = q lfa
''' Y'e'et r te1 Aeh Rote'
|e'ftey. Han y ing mo"'i ,pra~
VIDE, ezytb y. prse's'0esst pana
mia'a bydI tsgo ro<dazssju, 'ftsby
bee hahby ME MONA jej "a
stony uehylit?
: Ami ]. s'oxa dalej. psni.
pr.erwa' jej Armand rr7,, =
klne sic ma Bog ga e ME
jestem niegodnym ssscun-
ky PAM. ale jestem najnie-
s~zczezlwszym . ludzi. ze /! mi !,
mo to aie jestem zbrodpia-
rem. to pani wyczytasz :
z tych slow meta. kt6.ego
czcze jake opiekuna.
To m6wiac wydobyl opie~
czetowane pismo z pugilaresu
i podal je wdowie. ne bialej
kopercic bylo napisane slow
kilka t'podpis.
To pismo nieboszczyka
mego meza! - zawofaEa wdo'
wa zdziwiona. putem csytala
tax glosno, re sluchajacy u 60
ry zdrajca kazde doslyszet
m6gl slowo: g..
20 zasiagnsciu doklad-
nych wiadomoscI. przeko
nalem sic, ze pisma "
tej=pacsco zawarte polega-
j. ma pra~dz'e' poleeam
f Amanda de Martigny.
p~rzezwaneeo Duroy, w|ra-
lie mel smierci mojej mall
ionce. godzien on jest
ws.elkiego za'ifania.
J6zef Lichtenthal;'
Wdowa otarla Us, potema' q,
A ! podala rske. i.
- Powiedz. moi synu. COZ
matka ola ciebie uczy
nit?
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1902-01-23
PoviAt / czasd66tw Nspoleonskieh.
ID
. .. ...-..---=Ho*s
Ehe: -dalsEF]

Halling powstal.z= krzes'a,.
A czy 1nasz Pani
lose lego e.io"'e s.. !. ~, y e !
lPaoiaf ,..e E z e' eh sv~ ::
{ czacym CHOSEN; czy PAM
wiesz. kto byli jego rodzice,
ki ,;, on sam. .jalkisgo mole
ueiekl domu karnego -
- z14.@. t@@ *.r III.
49, Panic Halllng!
Niebieskie oko wdowy "a
plon s , lgnIe~e en- .
- Wierz,. mi Pant i badz
ostr62na, ci9gnal raica
dalej - czy PAM nigdy ME
podpsdlo dziwnie trwozliwe
lego zachowanic sic, ten ME
~w,y,tllumaczony smutek, lie
krot nova byla 0 Francyi?
Ten cz}owiek ME ma czvste-
go sumienia powjadam Pa
iii >@-
- Prawda re to ME uszlo
mel uwagi, - odzekla PAM
Lichtenthal powaznie, ale
ia czyta}am " Amanda du-
sly, gdyby ma sumienIu mial
zbrodnie jaka, ME by}bY sic
nigdy byl odwazy}. plamit
uczciwego domu swoja obec~
noscia, a smutnych wspom~
nieh budzit. zabliznionych
za1edwie ran .rozrywae ME lu~
bic. A teraz - przerwala
sana sobie, zmieniaj &C ton
moIw !! - teraz pustmy ten
pzedmior raz ma zawsze Mig
dy juz o MIN ME m6wmy.
posostah pan moirn przy'scie'
lem, a ola mel c6rki - Oh
cowskim opiekuneln, navel
v tyrn przypadku, gdy ia
dis jesscze 2 Armaudcm
Duroy zarecze. F. n@#s<. II ~:
Podala Hallingowi reke.
na kt6reejj uscisnrienie ten oy~
naj mn s :t:rtlt'c & +. nj, od--,
powie'd 4 poetem ola obo-
wiask6w gospodarskicb wy
ssla : pokoju. m >': /"
failing po.os =: sam an =,
Gr ed patrza} "a. swdowa 2
podniesioaa stojac piesc'a. ID
a )ednak ona be'zie mojjy,
sz.epnas sam do siehie;
mus ! SIS j g. =. 1:naleat i'kiif hsscsy*
II . 5l k'ts6r { tego, Francuz.,
m6gl schwyci: i zw,azkow,
s,ego : Mela,nia przeszkodait
~ ~ II gdyby,im' tylf''o. zoalazl "
Il 4Iyciu jego ten czarny punk
llI'l'|ll'..I - jutbym j.. : niego
.ksseroka ! qleboka zrob,l|
Llss d !. NJ i .Aa !,
asafp lI.ae 1eby 0posna xawsse
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1902-01-23

rozd1iei,la Cd dztewczscia.
r -
! ] | \, ). v 81, u u
l.yIy. 4 ! r = sa'oV 81 E !, ,'.s'l|'||l|
Gl l,l1BbBll " l,c.e ~ Y llIIaII IT II
!tr.ydl4z|ilestu; byl to Armand % g
( (: d, t'ero""i Il y h = s,!! X 1 !
crzyszly z'et PAM Lichten-
thai. -. :. ...... -.
Te same del'katne rysy,,,
ktore kiedys " dziedzihcu
Ekoszar W Rennes zdob,l1
q ,odzieoiaszk4;; die zat;srt
sic navel W t~arzy mlode g
mez = ale AZ: :. st "a y Pc Pc
wazniejszemi. Gala postac
EArmanda zdradzala charak~
Ter lagodny. a przytem ener~:
mezki. W tel iednak
4e chw,li zdawa} sic bye moe
no zaniepokoiony. Byl blady
/ zdswai SIG bye dreczony o.
ba
'Oblicze rajcy przvbralo wy
FFriaz uprzejmoSci.
+, - A pan Armand Duroy,
~ odezwal sic, -~ dobrze re
pan przychodzisz, bo po cze-
Sci ola pana tudotad przyb7-.
lem! Wierz pan, re kazde]
chwili spodziewamy sic wkro-
czen,a do miasta wojsk fran
cuzkich; ~pomiedzy ra]cam'
lmiasta niema nikogo, CODY
z dow6dzca po trancuzk.
plynnie rozm6wtt sic umial,
wiec pomy$lelismy o panu.
jJako ola r~odowite2o Francu'
"a bedzie ola pana przyjem-
noscia. zaszczytem, L roda~
k6w swoich wstawic sic "a
obywatelami tego miasta.
M}odzieniec widccznie
sic tent s]owy raj
cY, kt6ry sic uwaznie " ME
60 wpatrywal
- ia, ~- rzekl za%k}opota''
ny, - ia mann bye po$redni~
klein? To rzecsa niepodobna.
panic Halliog. niepodobna,
- DO
100 Ola czego? ia mysle, ze
pan powjnienie$ bye rad I
tego polecenia; - moze pan
" ' s. ss;zeregach rodak6w swoich
napotkasz z%najomych z daw~
nie)sz>ch czssow. ... +
Watpie bardzo; zreszta
,estem mocno os}abjony, re
,iie wiem doprawdy, CIV zdo-
lam uda6 sic W piln4 ! ID" ko~
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1902-01-23
:pOLSKl BALOpI HOTELI


ROlOA 0AUO1 l1O4Gos
1071- 49, 97-4-944
- %. Dek.
~. nislois Webster. = poss'a-
1iovsj D.1ooie. pos'sd. rodst
nass pan Adam fisohow1ki wipl1klE'l
salon, hstsl. Polssy powanni,tsEo
viaruss i.xn.js,inieJ popiers6, eaJt
Misedss lmi.so wyst,p,js tsko3
Pol.k. ) gots,sn polsk'1a ME vsty~
d. d.. .,s xes.s' As'<l'tty Pc po''t.
rosmsvisd. / weg6ise ssrdsoss'st
tr.ttaj. Pol.ts1, d,f ian.,.r.-
doveow.
f!ae'l!,'te'y. prs'b',va 4'r''' Dc w's-
.stsr - lla sskapisn,s eruatdw.
niechsj ME ssuksjl pcradv u iaao'.
n.roaSwst~i. ' ! wpftssisltt udadst
sis q. >. A 4 !. = P y y .
Oh iinl|AAsaapl1liisinnis udsieilIF xl1ssslkloh
po.{danyoh vst.'dvek J d'p'n0''
% n y y i. t'in.]'. 'E' = f.Fnv'
II taf,ie 81 pisnildse. Adres 1eRe.
a N
! Webster 90. DaikST
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1902-01-23

= - 49, 'sH sss sssas1a. 6s
9 ,. - ~
~ ~. przechodz;;a q. .. 49,. ). 9.
| P'.ye'.so1 \ 5 80 I:|l|'
prawie do okna nietajon3
;. !. J, o.. 4 >. 4! / lsae.eil
lax Armand sic ukrywal "a.
4damszk { lkiotsiIai,,' sijednak
: ttltta;ioAklt t;;;; cii,g: t|t siii; IL i. u =
Ice .lppio5;ell'alaainl Y
Wchodzily do miasta zwy~
hufce. Bagnety poiy-
9s5@ 81 p Is sS.:y5$ Y: 3zzfEi
ski ".'y i" promieoiae q slo'd =
benny grzmialy v$r6d. dzwie-
k6w muzyli; - bylto obrsz
1m~,lovniezy i pelen 3ycis, !
]ednak lie to niedoli, krwi |
- - It EP-- S f.=S#.-s : q = 4 ~ = Sti.- ~. :
les@stano~noztlo lego esep-
r. SO
- Panic Duroy. co panu? I
Mimowoloy krzyx wyrwal
~.:5.}<s t33%ll#% o,>t:t 9t#s #'2Si5@
sic z piersj Amanda, ktory
.odskoczyl cd okna wlssnie "
W tel chwili, gdy stab pull:
'ku praejezdtal konno okolo
domu PAM Lichtenthal, ma
czele jechal wysoki chudy
mezczyzna W mundurze jene-
rata. -'' 49,.
Panic Duroy, co panu?
-. powt6rzyl ra)ca swe pyta-
ME, gdy Armand blady
zachwial sic i bliski zemdle-
MIA padl ma krseszlo.
To mic, panic, mic; =
to tylko zawrot W glowie.. -
odpowiedaia} Armand gwa}~
townie, - ale mnie potrzeba
music pania Llch~
tenthal zawiadomit -
Uchwycil "a dzwonek |
sadzwoni}. Sluzacy zjawil sic
w pokolu.
- Nam bardzo pilny inte-
res do PAM Lichtenthal, POI,
pros ia niezwlocznie.
Sluzacy sic oddal'l, a Hal
ling siegna| po kapelusz.
Me bede ~przeszkadzal,
przyjaznie; 80. udam
sic tymczasem do togo ;poko~
IT, / kt6ry PAM Iiehtentha1
I askawa p,rzeznaczyt dla !
mnie ma pok6j goStinny, gdy
da ~nego zwyczaju "
lei domu przebywam: potem
sic ma ratusz, 30 tam
n~iezawodnie beade p,,otrze!:bny'.,
polepszenia. panic Du-
roy! ".l4 a
Wvszedl re salonu | uda}
sic ma q6rne pietro. gdzie iuz
zlmarly pan domu sasiadowi
, komofrowi swemu, z kt6rym
/ stosunki handlowe go laczy-
w. noeoik wvznacxyl: do te-
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1902-01-23

!, !, .,e,nls ~yci1en4i ssk
! ; ! ! J !; :; :; !; !: : ::: /; |;
4 r. ! i 1
I / 4 / { 8 j f1i|iIl|1 H.! q
ten spos6b powstal otwor
d1ju4tdu&Y pfb{k1kt6ry oko
d !. 4, nog'e !. r'i13st g
ii; diill d =, = pt6tojja i. !; ! ue6o
uay.ze 1 rd III, i1''ii Is 81 dat.0r1Gf To
90, zaslonioneeo Cd okna BEL
k4, gest, rzefba .e
dosers i az n,le i6,ylo
imo'1na. JUL pied u. llstY W.
v ,,: 81 flgfabdiie ten otx !
i =; e. q i podr6ty rodzlny
Lichtenthal, a Mkt tel taiem~
nicy dotychczas. ME odkry1.
a,zlaSli~ago<jeeo ,chatak
teru bylo to rozkosza.
Pc p $mierci L !.
Ia ME m'al wdiele sposo ] Of
zaspokojenia ciekawo$ci swo'
lei, dis jedpaikze sluchalz
e~fekawo$cia. MI
sialo to bye coSbardzo vat;
.neqo, CO ciezylo Ia dusz$y..
mIodzienca, I tyllso tego sic
oolb;awial, ably wdowa 90 ME
poprosiia do innegoi pokojui
ma rozmowe, chociaz wiedzial,
re zwykle " tym przebywano
saloniku
luz 20 kilku chwilach pc
sic pani Lichtenthal.
powazna ale uprzejma jak
I'll E"T ~. = H.. 81 - .H-E-E eE ~ $3.50 aF = r.
zawsze.
- Chclales pan ze nina
pom6wie, panic Armandzie,
odezwaia sic. - iestesmy
tn sani. Melaoia lest W kuch-
nj. Ale moi Bote, jakl
pan bladyl Armandzie, Guys
pan chory?
Ma ciele zdr6w iestem.
The Topeka state journal., 1902-11-26

There's no Thanks
giving day for
Greece;
Her futures f.
too murky-
For though she s
glad that she
has peace,
It's not a piece
of Turkey.
The Topeka state journal., 1902-11-26
Not In n Good
Set.

NO" exclaimed
the mother tur-
key, Il would pre-
fer my children
not to associate
with those incu-
bator chicks
Because they
are so needless
and don't know
how to feather
their own nests ?''
inquired the duck.
mo. it isn't that
so much I have
brooded over,' re-
piled the turkey,
but there's some
thing so artificial
about them
However, when
tn e incu b a tor
chicks heard this
they thought of
the funeral baked
meats of Thanks
giving and re-
m arked signif1-
cantly. Death lev
els all ranks"
The Topeka state journal., 1902-11-26
Great!

One of the greatest feelings of pleas
ure that falls to the lot of man is ex-
perienced when. after waking up with
the impression that it is time to arise
for the day and lying in bed for some
minutes fighting off drowsiness. he
finally looks a his watch and finds he
still has four good, long hours during
which he may sleep.
The Topeka state journal., 1902-11-26
Cutting.

He always gives
me such nice pres
ents on my birth
day."
He believes in
the law of COM
pensa ton"
The Topeka state journal., 1902-11-26
An Evidence of
Blind Faith.

Sile Narrower
Them city fellers
amt so dumb
smart, after all.
Dave Deliver -
What they been
doin' now
Sile Harrower-I
jest seed one on
'em a-settin' his
watch by the old
town clock.
The Topeka state journal., 1902-11-26
The survivors,
Yarn.

Let us have a
somewhat differ
ent Thanksgiving
dinner, said the
farm er's wife:
lets kill the fat
gander."
An hour later
the turkey, breath
ing freer. peeked
around the back
of the house to OBJ
serve the carcass
of his rival pen
dent from a nail.
I now under
stand" he said
softly to himself.
the meaning of
the phrase, Ev-
erything is lovely
and the goose
hangs high. !"
The Topeka state journal., 1902-11-26
He Never Smiled
Again.

Borum Il say,
Miss Sharp. what
is the difference
between a woman
and a monkey?
Miss Sh arp =
What is the dis
tance from your
chair to mine?
Borum = About
six feet.
Mi S s ha rp =
w ell. that's the
difference.
The Topeka state journal., 1902-11-26
The Old story
Varied.

Il thought I'd be
all right, - sobbed
the young wife,
when I married
a man who had
been r-raised in
an orphan asy-
lulnl"
OF course a sym
pa the tie female
friend was near.
Why, what is
wrong, dear ?" in
quired the visitor,
pleased at scent
ing domestic dis
cord.
"He-he'
The bride of a
few short months
sobbed afresh.
-"he told me
that my Thanks
giving pies were
not as good as the
matron used to
makei"
There is no es-
cape from these
e c on omic prob
lens. old as exist
ence.
The Topeka state journal., 1902-11-26
Her Only OBJ
lection.

Maid-Mgs. Gay
boy, 1 would like
to have a reason
for my discharge.
What is there
about me you do
not like?
Mrs. Gay bo y
fquietly)-My hus-
bands arm.
The Topeka state journal., 1902-11-26
No Trouble.

Lopeared Wad-
kins (who has
b e e n a w a VI
hear you had some
trouble with Sog
Johnson Thanks
givin' day.
Alkali Ike-Nope.
Jest shot him:
that's all.
The Topeka state journal., 1902-11-26

Doctor-There. my good man, is
something to give you an appetite for
your Thanksgiving dinner.
Patient-Yes. but doctor, can't you
give me a dinner to go with the appe-
tite?
The Topeka state journal., 1902-11-26
One of Many.

There goes a man who looks like
one born to command
Perhaps he was. but at present he is
one of the commanded"
"How's that?'
Married widow recently"
The Topeka state journal., 1902-11-26
Personal.

Ida-So she left
her husband and
married again?
Sue-Yes; but she
was terribly in
suited during the
ceremony.
Ida-How so?
Sue-Why. some
one whispered. d.
"Grass is coming
up again"
The Topeka state journal., 1902-11-26

Spoke From Experience
Friend-I haven't seen you for some
time.
Poet-No. Fact is, 1 have become a
good deal of a recluse lately.
Friend-I feared as much How
much do you owe?
The Topeka state journal., 1902-11-26

The Friend-What have we to be
thankful for?
The Father-Lots Christmas pres
ents are month away yet.
The Topeka state journal., 1902-11-26
Don't You Know
MeS

Scheming Schuy-
Ter W ell, we're
sure Nv a Tanks
givin' dinner.
Soiled Sammy
How's dat?
Scheming Schuy-
Ter Turn up at
some place where
dere's a plate set
for de nissin' boy.
The Topeka state journal., 1902-11-26
Not Mutual.

"T like to see little dog" said the
man with the dyed whiskers, suiting
the action to the word, 6 and pat him
on the Blank dash the savage little
beast! Take that, you bloodthirsty
hr1ltei'
The Topeka state journal., 1902-11-26
An Unfortunate.


1t was on a dreary
Thursday
A bleak Novem-
Der morn
That the turkey
n e a t h t h e
hatchet
Cursed the day
that he was
born.
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1902-11-29

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Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1902-11-29

"Of the many natural mineral va.
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such - dyspepsia, indigestion, cousd'
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10 the chief constituent Of Carlsbad
Marienbad, Rubinat and condal wa
ters, and II occurs, associated WITH
much magnesium sulphate In Aescu
lap, HunyaM Janos. Friedrichshall an
Kissingen waters"