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Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1902-01-29
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u6ier. ltebe Mliee, fteGle i9 Dir uniere
brei 4ompagnons bpr-Serrn @olpi
tennft Du-9err Sabbenber-9err
MerD. Sic perebren mid alIe bret ols
Musbunb unter ben 5rauen bon &ap
Gitp-ober ettpa ni9t2"
Sic blidte iibermiitbis ale brei Der
@eibe na9 aug ibren groBen &inberz
augen an unb fubr RAID fort:
LIMB polItcn bur9aus ni9t glaus
ben, bab Su mid fofort in @9atten
tteaen piirbeit, tpenn 9u erf9ienft. Gs
iinb brei alte ,Sunssefellen- -erbarm
Did ibrer, benn iie iinb es tpertb
unb NIT bellem Mufla9en buf9te {ie
auf bic 8eranba binaus, bic ettpas bers
legen breiniAauenbe Mliee bel ben Ser
rem lafienb.
nSie bleibt Elm &obolb," faate bic
NIT lei9tem &opffbiitteln.
nS6elten Sic ni6t," rief 9err Tabe
benber nit 9unor unb Gntbuliasmus.
r@ie tit tpie frif9 Wafer aus Der
auelle. Cine fanofe S9pefter baben
Sic, Inn bic man ben aonmann Be-
neiben muB. Was ni9t aus191iebf,
5rdulein, baB Sbre Srau Mfutter mebr
iolae S9dtsr bat" fiiste er beidnid=
tisenb btnSu.
DGs beoarf teines 9onbons," lG9e[te
@ltce. SD BIN niat etferIii9tig, ipenn
man ne beporauot. Q(ber ift's ben Ser
rem gsfdfis-g"
@ltce bate benz Drdnsen Der
S6nefter enbli9 naageseben, batte elm
paar Mo9en llrloub genummen. Bella
mar ldngit fertig nit Der gtnri9tuna
ibrer @ila-iie mar iebr entfdieben
nit ibrem Gei9nad unb febr raid BEL
ihrer Wabl. 5eute batte iie Nlice gu
gbren Die brei &ompagnons unb Elm
paar befreunbete Samilien aus benz
alubfreiie gu fi3 gebeten nah bem
Dinner, unb man fab auf Der @eranba
nar6 bem @arten gu unb trant BON ibr
/ gebraute 8olple unD tndbberte unfer
ijbrer 2eitung gebadene Siibiafeiten
bd5u. eSn 8db Gitp CAB es Dffentlide
I aatfs in Der aunIt gu fo4sn unb gu
bdden, unb 8eGa bate nit Sraueneifer
angefangen, ii9 bort gu perpoafomms
nen. 9ds 8oiplenre3ept itamn1te aus
bem Malling'iGen 5aufe.
Die brei 5erren 6egriiBten ii6 nit
ben 8dIten Guf Der breiten 8eranba:
oa iparen puitors. 9(potbefers, cine
Trau 0ottor nit 5pei iugerbliden
S0dtern, bic iid nit filler 8erg0ttes
rung an Bella angef4loiien batten, elm
Gauf imam, Der Elm brillantes @eiddft
bomit ma9te. baB er Mufituutomaten
aIer Grt importirte, nit ieiner Ia9s
IIitigen iungen Srau, Die fi9 nit 8ella
peri9tporen bate, 2eben in bic fdlGfz
rige &lubgeienf6uft gu brinsen. 0as
| fab nun in lpeiben @artenitii6len pber
J lao in S9aufclItii6len binoeooIIen. auf
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1902-01-29
Sin ttefcS &eheimuis.

Sc ilt Elm tiefes @ebeimniB, peB=
balb Srauen Giicfenibmersen, &opf=
i6rnersen, Seerpp1itdt. Shlaflo1ig-
feit, Wtelanbolie, Sbnmabt8= uno
SbtpinoelzNnfdle rubie ertragen,
oa bod tauienoe beipielen baben,
oaB Electric Bitters i1nen lp(be
2eioen belt. SD litt felt Sobren
untet 9eteren=2eioen" ihreibt Srau
Bbebe gberlep pon 8eterion, Sopa,
anno infolae BON 6iidenicbmersen
fonnte ib MIDI nidt allein anflei=
ben, ieood, Electric Bitters beilte
MIDI oDllitanoig, uno, ubtpDbl id)
ibon 73 Sabre alt bin, fann i9 iebt
Die gan5e Sausarbeit beloraen. "
genr 30 Gents bel s. &alteper &
SObn, @eo. S. S. Shmitt, Siqen=
tbilnler, uno 30. DreiB.\
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luitlg it, bab iie 9(ngft bat, lditis gu
tper1en, tpenn fi9 erit bic @roBmutter,
freuben bdufen-! 9lu6 Srau Mals
ling f4reibt einen ber3igen langen
Brief. 0eorg tpd6lt nod immer.-
Vein, NUN fam i9's nt9t mebr Der,
balten. Sd bin ia eans tod por ueberz
mutt 9-atTo bore! 5ri6 rappelt's beim-
LTD i'm Salon, unb ols i9 onge3oaen
btnetntrete, BADEN iie eine Qlrt @ee
ipd9sbaus braus semu6t, unb &ouz
mann ffe6t ftrablenb BET einem Sifde
dsn, bas ih balb umgeftoBen bGtte,
hebt es uno prGienttrt Mrs. Orauf
nthts als Elm 9lftenitiid,
9sin G'eburtstagsgeiAenf, fost er.
Gine 8ila. 9(liee! St bat beimlih
eine @iaa getauft! Cine, bic i6 femme,
bte i'd rei5enb fanb, in ber g1dbe bon
ber bes Ntiiter 9at9. NIT reidli6 @arz
ten brum, ent3iidenb ongelestem Gar
tetl-et1 tpeibes, aierli6es DING. grft
babe i9 i'm perbubt angeiebsn, i6
CLAUDE, t9 fab febr bunm babel aug.
Odnn fling i9 an gu leIen-tpG6renbz
ben! sos er Elm 8unb S6liiffeG aug Der
Saf9e unb% %e9te fte auf ben Slid, ben
e -nfassreefegt bate -lhei[dufie Elm
neuss SiiG6en NIT berrliber Wlofdtfz
platte). Damn babe i9 i'm beinab um@
seriiIen, 10 babe icb ibn unarmt unb
nnher seore9t unb-rd, biesmal babe
i'd tim au9 absetiiBtt.
yfatiirliG finb ipir slei9 na9 benz
6rIbitlid bingefabren. ba empfing uns
ein S9par5er, Sim sebeiben, unb
&ittb, ein dlteres Mdbden, tpelaes
sfpar f4telt, aber foden unb pldtten
fann unb bon einem ,Felig ertrdnften'
8rdutigam, tpie fie faete, ber S9iffer
eetpeien fpor, ettpas 9eutf9 eelernt
bat, Betbe bon &ollmann engdeirt-
mas fasit Ou2 Gs tparea nod Qlrbeiz
ter ba, bic 9(usbeierunsen bprnabn1en,
aber in bret Sasen 5ieben mir Elm, bis
babin faufen mir bic nDtbigiten Wl0z
bel-unb bann fdpirrs t9 nod eine
sa15e Weile berum unb faufe. sd BIN
ia fe1ig! 3immer baben mir genug;
uno fobalo i'd fertig BIN, fonmit Du,
Mlice! SeBt fommit Ou bran, bas fase
III, Sir -
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1902-01-29
II Nntodio, MittiuO6 beu 29. Sau1ar 1902.

fentoatinnen Sbres 9eT4ls9ts, bic
MID ba3u rei3en f6nnten, iinb ber=
geben."
rM-6! Sic @dmsialer @is-ipifz
fen Sic, mas id benfe9 SIR Sung
gefeQenquartett tit ongerii1en, un6 bies
bat our fyplee, baB sic ale bret in
&iirae beiratfen iDerben Sd eebe
Sbnen 5ufanmen b0difens siuei Sabre.
llno tpif7en Sic on9, per anfanet?"
pNun9"
n0er bal" ltnb fie 5ei9te nit benz
&opfe nad6 SaBbenbar FIN, ber fih eben
auf bic S6enfel i9lu9 unb etnen WiB
bon fi9 bela9te, lporauf 8ellq, tpel9e
@ldfer 1ammelte, tim la4enb bas ieiz
nige bor ben Wfunb bielt. n8e[Ia, tits
ipabr pber nt9t2"
(TprtieBune fplgH.
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Mus einem fpdteren griefs:

so ptele @eburtstassbriefe! atu9
bon briiben. Mama fareibt 70 nett,
unb btel beiterer. ols es ionit ibre Mrt
TT. DER @ebonfe, beriiber au fommcn,
1T ibr porldufig apar mod unsemiitbs
li9. SebenfdlIs foGen Jreb unb 8ufb
erft tonfirmirt unb f9ulfrei fein-bas
af1s, TT 10 niats aa fasen. 4ber
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YoGRontmeae Ge(,tmo6eit.

Salten Sic Sbren &Orper ourdl ben
grle9entlidsu @ebraud bon Gutt's yr.
berpillen pollltdnbla in SrOnung. Gle
re9uliren ben 0arnlfaual ua6 erjeusen
CHM hrafIigfa a6rpcr.
Gopfidmer5cu, Ofatdria, @allepltiosu,
8erltcpfuna unb dbnIide Gtauibeiten
wsroen uollltauotg furlrt ourd
3nft'S 2eber gsQs31.
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Satet Gnd ppr salben aeaen aa.

arrb. ole GuetTlber cntbalteu, oa Gaediibsr iider
ben sinn oes 8eruhs ,ert6ren uuo oas gauge Sp=
item ooll9 5erriltten miro, penn es burh Die hleI=
migen Oberildfen euorinet Golde Wrtitel tollten
ME anByr aut 8eroronun9 gut berlfener 4er5te ge=
brantt meroen. Do Der Sdaoen, ben fe anrlhten,
Bebnma 10 groB if ais oas Gute oas Sbr oauun err
aielen tonntet. 6att's &atatrb= Rur.
iabr3irt pom s.. ). 9beuen 60. 5cleea, Ohio,
enildtt TEN Guedflber mo MIRO iuuerlid gcnom=
men uno mint brett auf Die ID, cimesn Cbttn6dbeu
oes 91rems. g9enn Sbr 9alps Goturrb Sur
iantt, letO i9er Dab 3br Die d6te 5etommt sic
Dtro innerlib 9enOmmen uno in &cleoo, Chic. JON
i. J. 8 benep & Is 0. 9enlaft.
Es 8ertauIt BON alien Gpotbefern, Qreis u
Geuts bic Gtaiae.
Saa's 5amiIieu 9IGeu iinO Die betea.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1902-01-29
Ons Geninsz 0ltrpnl1 nief

- 9as genius=8ureou eiebt be-
fannt, oaB Der 8ertb Der 8rooufte,
Die lpdbreno oes Sabres 1900 in Den
Ger. Staaten BON fyubrifen berges
itelt tuuroen, $13. .003, 126, ,685 be-
trua, mas i'm Gergleicb nit 1899
cine 3unahme bon 1878 8ro5ent
beoeutet.
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:. SaenerHeaer's sSanilieMaarten

erfreut iid tpeeen leiner aus9eseihs
neten &iide bes beiten RuIes bel
6ieIigen uno Sremoen uno tpirb
oementlprebenb BON Freunoen elmer
guten beuti6en Soft itarF patroni=
iirt. OelifateRen Der SaiIon ents
ipre6eno. Wfilhereiprooufte aller
Nrt. SIM Saloon finoet man itetS
frilbe8 8ier, quite Weine, 2iqu6re
uno @iearren. Sdeuermeper's sSa=
milienearten lit Elm @rbolunesplab
eriter &lafie.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1902-01-29
WOraan GlIp ,siids Il. fSleiidsWlarft

3reOino 9loe, 5lpiihen Mainz uno
W3ilitdr Bla5a, 9elepbon 81 bot
ltetS ale Sorten bon fSiiben,' &u=
itern, gSilt uno oas bette friid]s
sSleiid. Wtabt Cure 8eitellungen
oireft ooer per 9elepbpn. 9llle Nufs
trdge iperoen prompt au89efiibrt unb
Die Nrtifel frei abQeltefert.
The Tucson citizen., 1902-05-09
B0i0gna's Leaning Tower.

Bologna has two great square tow
ers, the Asinelii. which is 315 feet high
and was erected In 1109, and its rival,
the Garisenda, which was built one year
later and was originally much higher
and is rendered peculiar by its De.
cided inclination to one side. 1t 10
now only 1853 feet high. the width OF
one side is % feet, the walls at the
base are 9 feet inches thick, while
higher up they are A feet 0 inches. Its
origin is somewhat obscure, but 1t was
certainly intended to outdo the Ash
nelli, and both were for retreat In trou.
blous times. Some say the original In
tention was to make 1t lean, but 9th
ers contend that either the ground has
settled or there was a defect in the
engineering. This unique relic was SO
little thought Of by one Of its later pos
SCISSORS that 1t was sold In 1906 for 200
lire, something less than $44.
The Tucson citizen., 1902-05-09
A Jury Experience.

A man who had been summoned to
serve ON a Jury in the New York city
supreme court the other day was asked
II he had ever served on jury before
In deep. rich brogue he replied:
'Indade Oh hove. Twas on coro-
ners Jury down beyant south Jersey.
What looked like the remains Of
corpse had been washed ashore fur
ninst q shipwreck. 81 ss-'--~
"We sat In hated deliberation on
what might be the cause of death for
twelve mortal hours. whin we called
In an ixpert. who Informed as that the
remains had been dead 1900 years an
was nothin' more'n q haythen Egyp-
tian mummy.
4Eut that was not all, for the county
refused to pay our fees on some tech
niciiity Of the law. Indade Oh hove
served on a jury!' He was excused.
The Tucson citizen., 1902-05-09
M un1 Enlen.

In estimating the value Of a mummy
It's medicinal qualities are no longer
appraised, and thus the problem Is cas-
Ter Of solution. Its value must have
been greater when it formed regular
part of the materla medica. Until
pretty late in the eighteenth century
mummies entered into a great variety
Of drugs. balms and other medica-
ments.
AS the genuine mummy was then ex.
pensive, recipes were given by many
ancient writers for converting human
flesh into mummy Usually only Ger.
tain portions Of the body were used,
and these were beaten. dried, macerat.
ed and spiced out Of all likeness to
their natural condition; hence beaten
to q mummy"
Numerous illusions are made to the
practice In ancient literature, and In an
old play, Bird In a Cage" are the d.
tections, snake mummy Of my flesh
and sell me to the apothecaries.
The Tucson citizen., 1902-05-09
Age of the Brass band.

"As antiquities go nowadays" says
Harvey Sutherland in Ainslees, 1.-The
brass band Is very ancient institution.
That Is to say, It's inventor died In 1894
at the age Of eighty. There were horns
before Adolphe Sax, to be sure. but not
such horns as we have now, for they
could not play every tune In every key.
They could not even play scale in any
key. The very first band entirely OF
brass was organized In 1885, and i
doubt II any OF the instruments then
used could be played upon by modern
musicians without special practice. 1t
is only back to 1888 when full regi-
mental band of the British army con.
sisted Of two oboes. two clarinets, two
horns and two bassoons. 1t must have
sounded even funnler than Tennyson's
famous combination Of flute, violin and
hassoon'
''IIow long a way we have come
since 1888 may be learned from the
ensemble OF first class modern band.
The modern band of forty-two pieces
has half as many oboes and bassoons
as the ancient band Of eight pieces, sew
en- times as many clarinets and nine
times as many horns, to say nothing OF
the saxaphones, which are part clarinet
and part horn"
The Tucson citizen., 1902-05-09
A Painters Tr.uhres:

The desire Of the Bank Of England
officials to discover forgers has some
times led to curious mistakes. On one
occasion the painter George Morland.
In his eagerness to avoid his duns, re-
tired to an obscure hiding place In
Hackney, where his anxious looks and
secluded manner Of life induced some
OF his neighbors to believe him forger
Of notes then In existence.
The directors. on being informed. dis
patched some dexterons detectives to
the residence. but Morland's suspicious
were aroused by their movements In
front OF the house and. thinking them
bailiffs, escaped from the back to Lon.
don.
Mrs. Morland informed the visitors
OF her husbands name and showed
them some unfinished pictures. The
facts were reported to the directors.
who presented Morland with two twen-
" pound notes by way Of compensation
for the alarm. ~r
The Tucson citizen., 1902-05-09
A.sum,n. Hu.banas' Names. -


The practice OF the wife assuming
the husbands same at marriage. nc.
eording to DR.. Brewer, originated from
\ Roman custom and became the COM
mon custom after the Roman occupa-
ton. Thus Julia and Octavia, married
to Pompey and Cicero, were called by
the Romans Julia of pompey, Octavia
of Cicero, and in latter times married
women in most European countries
signed their names In the same manner,
but omitted the of" Against this
view may be mentioned that during the
sixteenth and even at the beginning or
the seventeenth century the usage
seems doubtful, since We find Catha'
rlne rarr SO signing herself after sne
had been twice married. and we al
wavs hear OF Lady Jane Grey fnof
Dudley, Arabella Stuart tnot sey'
nour). etc.
Some persons think that the cnston'
originated from the Scriptural teacnins
that husband and wife are one.
This was the rule of law 90 far eacs
as Bracton (died 1868. and 1t was de-
cided In the case of Bon versus Smith,
In the reign OF Elizabeth. that woman
by marriage loses her former name ana
legally receives the name OF her nus
band. Altogether the custom Is invoiV-
ed in much obscurfty.
The Tucson citizen., 1902-05-09
Ha,x Coat of Treves.

The holy coat preserved at lreVes' III
Germany. is claimed to be the seamless
garment worn by Christ and for wnich
the Roman soldiers cast lots during the
cruciflxion. 1t Is tunic about FIVE feet
long. cut narrow at the shoulders ana
gradually widening toward the knees
MANY miracles are said to have been
performed by this robe.
Its history for the last Too years 10
clear enough. but darkness shrouds
the story Of the relic prior 10 the
twelfth century. The Catholic church
relies for proof of its authenticity upon
a tradition that it was one OF chest
ful of relics sent as gift to tne
church at Treves by the Empress Hell
ena. She is said to have found the
coat Mt Jerusalem while In search OF
the true cross.
A legend says that in the ninth cen
tury the holy coat was concealed from
the Normans In a crypt Of the cathe-
dra,. There 1t remained forgotten until
1196. when 1t was rediscovereo ana
placed In the high altar.
The Tucson citizen., 1902-05-09
Odd Drinking Cups.

When every man got drunk and was
proud of II In olden days, much ingenu-
ity was expended in the construction
Of queer and elaborate drinking yes
sells, and many such are yet to be
found In museums. especially in Ger
many.
One preserved In Berlin museum
represents Diana mounted on stag
and surrounded by hounds and hunts
men. The cup consists Of the hollow
body of the silver stag, the head OF
which Is removable. The piece stands
fourteen inches high. 1t was made at
Augsburg In 1910. 1t Is also an auto.
mobile propelled by clockwork conceal
ed In the base.
Trick cups which drenched the unini-
tiated were very popular Another va
riety contained wine and water In sep
arate compartments. The drinker who
did not know how to manage them
Oiled his mouth with water. Trough the
cup was apparently full Of wine.
The glass with the fighting hares. In
the same museum, belonged to Fried
rich Wilhelm I. The hares represent
two OF his ministers and boon compan-
ions.-New York Herald. ~ II. 49,
The Tucson citizen., 1902-05-09
Tennxaen and Rarnaun.

Tennyson was extremely eager at one
time to visit America. and touching this
point a story is related to the effect
that Barnum offered him an enormous
sum to make the trip, though probably
not as one Of the attractions OF the
sgyea test show ON earth" "All you
have to do" said Barnum. els to stand
on a platform and have your hands
we'll shaken" The poet. however. de-
clined the tempting offer.
The Tucson citizen., 1902-05-09
, - y -
An fmvkfatfaMs

A good story 10 told OF an elder in an
English church who on one occasion
had to take the pulpit In the absence
OF the minister at the last moment. He
got through the first part OF the serv-
ice all right but on getting up to give
the sermon he found his difficulty
then. He started with, Brethren
fpausel-b-b-brethren tpausel-b-b-b-
brethren. IL any Of you wants the con.
eeit taken out Of you come up here"
The Tucson citizen., 1902-05-09
YE.ma
- L~-S~
unique TMbleciosh.

When a southeast wind Ii blowing,
the visitor to Cape Town is treated to
q peculiar and interesting natural phe-
nomenon. for under such conditions
Table mountain. In the language OF
the natives. puts on tablecfoth."
In other words. the thin line OF
fleecy cloud forming above 1t descends
until 1t rests lat upon the mountain
top, with Ifs edges dropping gracefully
over Its sides. N~
1t Is really not unlike the article OF
household use which gives ii Its name.
The Tucson citizen., 1902-05-09
Taking II Coolly.

The ship of an admiral who was thu
Duke OF Wellington's near connectios
aas wrecked. he was placed in com
soand OF second ship, which was ais,
s.st. and he himself was drowned. Lore
Charles communicated the disaster to
his father, who merely exclaimed. with
Spartan coldness and brevity. That's
the second ship he has lost"
The Tucson citizen., 1902-05-09
c~urt.hip roo Kspenslve.

Tess-You don't mean to say they
have broken OF their engagement
Jess-Yes.
Tess why. l thought they were per-
fectly devoted to each other.
sess-So they are. You see. they
have broken or the engagement. 50
that he may save enough money 60 en-.
able them to get married-Philadel
ph,a Press.
The Tucson citizen., 1902-05-09
On ahe Trail Of rame.

sAnd now that you are through col
iege, what are you going to dor asked
a friend OF the youthful candidate.
II shall study medicine" was the
grave reply Of the young man.
'But isn't that profession already
overcrowdedr' asked the friend.
Possibly 1t is," answered the know
Ing youth. ''but propose to study
medicine just the same. and those who
are already In the profession viii have
90 take theis chances"
The Tucson citizen., 1902-05-09
~s. was II Was.

Mrs. Grump-I understand you had
some trouble with Mrs. Kick. where
you last worked?
Hired Girl-Oi didn't hav' no throubie
wild her, mum. shure 1t wor her thot
had tn throuble wild me.-Ohio state
Journal
The Tucson citizen., 1902-05-09

Home Tnformation nursaw,
Hixon-B Between me and my wife ~
tnow II all.
Dixon-How's that7
Hl1on-She tells me everything that
|lappens. and tell her lot Of thiDgs
That never happened Chicago News.
The Tucson citizen., 1902-05-09
Nye ON wagner.

Bill Nye, the humorist. once told
Dean Hole that when he met Richard
Wagner he said to him, Your music
Do beyond my comprehension. but al
ways feel sure when I hear 1t that y
10 really much better than 1t sounds"
The Tucson citizen., 1902-05-09
Practice ana Theory.

Ibid you know dat dar was mo- dan
200 bones In de human anatomyT ask
ed Miss Miami Brown.
81 didn't nebber figger on de exact
uumber," answered Mr.. Erastus Pink
ley, "but Of cohse knowed by de
hicks In my razor dat dey was fan
FUN ska Washington Star.
The Tucson citizen., 1902-05-09
0sYla.

Most birds are stoics compared 10
owls, and those who cultivate their ac-
quaintance know that they have no
time wherein to make their poeticai
complaints to the moon. Poets should
not NEEDLE with owls. Shakespeare
and Wordsworth alone have under
stood them. BY most others they have
been scandalously libeled.
The Tucson citizen., 1902-05-09
The DELAYED Verdict.

Friend--I was surprised that 1t took
the Jury ten hours to reach a verdict
Tha evidence seemed to me quite clear,
Ex-juryman-Wc agreed on the ver'
gict at once, but some one commenced
discussion as to the literary merit of
tho judges charge.-Town and Coun'
kpv
The Tucson citizen., 1902-05-09
F*f~
A Dlar That wias.

An attack OF hysteria Stimulating un-
consciousness In a woman may be
stopped, says Modern Medicine. "by
the surgeon taking a pair OF scissors
and regretfully announcing that he
will have to cut all the patients hair
or in order TO make the application to
her head. 1t Is doubtful whether this
bluff has even been known to fail"
The Tucson citizen., 1902-05-09
Made a. Dslsersnee.

LandIady-I viii let this excellent
|fsOm at reduced rates because there 10
! woman next door who plays the pi-
|tao continually.
Applicant--Oh, that won't make any
hference The room is for my nephew
fsre, and he is deaf. 49,
landlady-Ah, In that case ] must
Fharge the full price.
The Tucson citizen., 1902-05-09
Til. Rexer.,sae Pur.wst.

Paul-Percy. what is your idea or
Puccessf
Percy-My idea Of success? Well. II
Il having people run after me who
|ased to run away from me.-Detroit
Free Press
The Tucson citizen., 1902-05-09

Ever think that Death has no man
kefs! When the plate is passed to him,
Iue IS pretty apt to take the choicest
Jung on it.-Atchison Globe.
The Tucson citizen., 1902-05-09
STAND LIKE A STONE WALL

Between your children and the tcke
lures of itching and burning eczenn
scaldnead or other skin dinea1~4
How? Why. by using Hucklen's Arnl~
ca Salve, earth's greatest hea1M
Quickest cure for Ulcers. Fever 6or
Salt Rheum, Cuts, Burns Or nruleok
lnfalible for Piles. 25e 1t Il druS 6lmL
The Tucson citizen., 1902-05-09

If fashions and the weather did not
change, society would have to think In
order to keep up conversation.-satur-
day Evening Post
The Tucson citizen., 1902-05-09
Titles,

Reginald-My father had d. D. put
behind his name.
Jimmy-Dat's nuttin'. Dey took me
father to de alcoholic ward an put u
r. behind his name Philadelphia hec
ord
The Tucson citizen., 1902-05-09

Good sense 10 heavens choicest gift.
and In order to obtain it most men
have to make the trip to headquarters,
Chicago New&
The Tucson citizen., 1902-05-09

one's own words are very sweet an.
y one is forced to eat them.--Phila'
Felphia Record.
The Tucson citizen., 1902-05-09
TUCSON LODGE No. s65

WIN hold their regular meetinRs on the fret
and third Monday evenings Of each month, at
: 40 o'clock Visiting Elks are cordially IN
yited to attend. klRT l.. HAkT, T. NJ
| W. 8. CLICK, Secretary.
The Tucson citizen., 1902-05-09
M0renci Southern Railway.
Time Table No. g. in effect July lat. 1901, Paciao
Standard Time.

Trains No. connects with A. N. M. Train
No. !, Eouthbound, at Guthrie.
Trains No. connects with A. N III. train
No. q North bound, AZ Guthrie
JNo. BURNS, superintendent.
j. Mills. Manager.