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Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1902-08-28
Some Nonsense.

'The bow of a ship" says a humor-
Gus handbook of nautical terms. 'is
not evidence of pollteness. 1t reminds
us of line In 'Flotsam From the
Isis"
And the hands went up TO the nose OF the
boat. displaying a lack OF good taste
And first began to pull at her stays and
then to scrub at her waist
This, 1t may be remembered. occur
red off the Isle OF Rudeness. where
A spit ran down TO the bay.
And tongue of land projected in a most
unmannerly way
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1902-08-28
MUSICAL suaiIs.

A French naturalist claims that there
are few II any animals which have II
higher appreciation of music than
snails Place some snails on n pane Of
glass. liz says and you will find that
as they move over il they will make
musical sounds simil.r to those which
n person can produce by wetting his
finger ana tllcn rubbing il around n
glass tumbler Complete airs, he points
out, have been played on tumblers in
this way. and he eXpr sses the opinion
that quite as good results can be OBJ
tanned by using snails instead of lin
gers.
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1902-08-28
Spot Appropriate 90 speech.

"Ah. darling" he exclaimed las we
sit together under the spreading
branches of this noble tree do de
clare on my honor that you are the
only girl have ever loved"
And just u suspicion of n smile
crossed the dear things features as
she replied:
you always say such appropriate
things, John; this is chestnut tree.
Baltimore News.
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1902-08-28
A Tale of Heroism.

81 went for bath yesterday" said
an Auyergnat. II had been in the
water some time when suddenly per
ceived an enormous shark advancing
toward me with its jaws open. What
was TO do? When he was yard oil,
diyed, took out my pocketknife and
ripped up the belly OF the monster"
what! Then you are in trhp habit
OF bathing with your clothes IN" said
one of the listeners. From the French
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1902-08-28
Protects From Moisture and Dust.

Machine covers are considered the
best protection from dampness and
dust. They are usually made to match
the cretonne or denim draperies In din
ing or sewing room and may be quite
artistic in color and design.
The illustration shows cover Of
pale blue linen. The seams are bound
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1902-08-28

mo, sub" said Mr. Erastus Pinkley;
Il nebber sold my vote TO nobody"
But that candidate gave you 81"
"Yassir doesn't deny dat. He
les come along an gimme dat two.
an when gemman comes along an
gives you 81 fob muffin 1t amt no mo-
dan common reciprocity TO vote fob
him fob muffin" Washington Star.
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1902-08-28
Plum sauce.

To make plum sauce boil three quarts
OF half ripe plums fifteen minutes. Rub
through colander Add one pound
of sugar. one teacup of apple vinegar,
half teaspoonful each Of ground
cloves. mace and cinnamon. Again
place on the fire and boil for half an
hour. Seal while hot and keep In a
cool. dark place.
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1902-08-28
ouiI, For Conx.,e.cept.

A comfortable quilt to place over the
knees OF a conyalescent permitted to
sit up for short period each day. but
too weak to stand much In the way OF
coverings, is made by taking surah silk
a yard wide aud IA yards long and
lining with . thin layer OF eIderdown
held In place by tufts placed here and
there.
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1902-08-28

suit from the Jews settling in Pales
tine. Or. Hcrzl and Dr. VOLTS n.
president Of the Jewish colonial trust.
recently returned to Vienna from Con.
stantinople They report that nothing
definite was arranged with the sultans
representatives. The sultan. though
expressing sympathy with the move
ment would not consent TO all tile cor.
SESSIONS required by the plans OF the
Zionsts.
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1902-08-28
Setback For HerzI.

DR.. Theodore Herzl. founder of the
Zionist movement and head Of the
Palestine association, though consider
ably disappointed ut the result of his
negotiations with the sultan. says he
still hopes to be able to convince the
porte of the benefits which would re.
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1902-08-28
Ffrp,oess.

Jones-Dear me! You say you often
lay down the law TO your wife. How
do you 20 about It?
Bones-Why. all you need is firm
ness. usually go into my study. lock
the door and do II through the key
holp
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1902-08-28
Eo,,ca Again.

You are In my power" cried the
villain. "TIa. hal Revenge is sweet"
But" replied. the heroine. playing
her last card your doctor told you
you must not indulge in sweet things"
Fooled again." snarled he and faded
away Modern Society
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1902-08-28
EVELYN d. BALDWIN.

the time for which was placed at Eve
years. He asserts that he took only
such measures on board the America
the expedition and that he will pur-
sue his efforts to reach the north pole
as vigorously us ever.
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1902-08-28
sui,erHuous.

DO you think that my daughter Is
old enough To know her own mlndY'
The Plutocrat With all my money.
sir. she doesn't need u mind.-Detroit
Free Press
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1902-08-28
Their box.

Mrs Booster Henry and ! went to
the tbcatcr last night We had u box
Mrs Blunt Chocolates weren't thpyi
! saw you IN the gallery eating some
hing
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1902-08-28

There are three things about the
north pole that have never been dis
severed exactly where It Is. what II is
md why II Is
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1902-08-28

Admire a girls hat. and she will tell
you that she didn't like 1t after she got
II home and tore 1t all to pieces and
retrimmed it.-Atchison Globe.
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1902-08-28

A common table sets some men a
good example-it never crosses its legs
Philadelphia Bulletin.
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1902-08-28

Call at BANNER office and get a
premium list of Tonia Fair.
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1902-08-28

tB-Advertise in the BANNER. II
will pay you.
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1902-08-28

Itching pilcsy Never mind II every.
thing else failed to cure you. Try
Doan's Ointment No failure there.
so cents, at any drug store.
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1902-08-28

The 2:l5 pace at the Ionia Fair
promises a sensational event.
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1902-08-28

Special Shoe Sale now on,
CITY SHOE STORE.
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1902-08-28
1872 to
CHICAGO
VIA
Pere Marquette Railway
AND
Graham & Morton Line
STEAMERS.

Leave Belding 80 p. m, leave
Grand Rapids 800 p, ~ /, leave Otta-
wa Beach (steamer) II p m. reach
ing Chicago a. III.
Through tickets sold and baggage
checked at Pcre Marquette station.
Returning steamers leave Chicago
daily at S:45 D. IN, connecting at Otta-
wa Beach with morning train for all
stations on Pere Marquette system.
ST. JOSEPH DIVISION.
Three steamers daily. Leave St
Joseph !: 30 a. III. daily, Sundays eX-
cepted. p. III and 1890 p. III. Leave
Chicago $3.50 III and / Sop. III. daily,
and 1890 noon daily except Sunday.
Graham a Morton Transportation Go.
The Jennings daily record., 1902-03-21
Pleads Not Guilty.

Lake Charles. March PA.
q. Batson was formally arraigned
in the district court yesterday.
and IN response to the indictment
charging him with the murder
OF the Earll family entered a plea
OF not guilty. He was remanded
to jail to await trial, which will
probably take place during the
week beginning April IA, and a
special petit jury has been or
dered draw n for that date. Bat
son was cool and betrayed no ner-
vousness when arraigned in the
crowded court room,
1t is understood that his rela
tives have engaged attorneys for
his defense.
The Jennings daily record., 1902-03-21
FOR THE COMPLEXION.

The complexion always suffers from
biliousness or constipation. Unless
the bowels are kept open the impuri-
ties from the body appear in the form
of unsightly eruptions. Dewitt $
Little Early Risers keep the liver and
move the cause of such troubles. c.
E, Hooper, Albany, Ca, says: Il
took DeWitt's S Little Early Risers for
biliousness. They were just what
needed. l am feeling better now than
in years." Never gripe or distress,
Safs thorough and gentle. The very
best pills, DR., Terry's Drug Store,
The Jennings daily record., 1902-03-21
Auction Sale.

Your pick from 500 lots in
Gueydan, La. There will be held
a public auction sale of town lots
in Gueydan, La, by the executrlx
of estate of J. p. Gueydan on
March 25, 1902, at 10 a. N. with
out fail This town will soon
rival Crowley. Good soil. Great
water facilities. $4,000 acres OF
rice lands iare tributary, while
100000 acres more are being re-
claimed. Two large rice mills.
One railroad: another projected.
Now is the time to buy. Remem-
Der the day, Tuesday, March 25,
on arrival of train. Bring your
pocket books. Terms, all cash.
Mrs. A. NJ. Gueydan, executrix,
Gueydan, La. 66d&w
The Jennings daily record., 1902-03-21
Biggest Lines New Shio D

Special to Record.
New York, March p. The
ne" lo,Ooo-ton steamship, Oscar
ILL.,, of the United Steamship Co.
is due to reach New York on her
maiden voyage tomorrow, and
much interest is manifested in
her arrival among shipping men.
The vessel is the largest plying
between Americ and. Scan
She is SIS feet long.
and is expected to make the trip
from Scandinavia to New York
in eleven days.
The Jennings daily record., 1902-03-21
heavyWeights to Meet.
clal to the Record.

SPeclaI 10 the Record.
Philadelphia, Pa, March 21.-
Inose old.time heavyweight ri.
vals, Peter Maher and Gus Rub
lin, are down for a six-round 90
IN industrial Hall tonight, and,
notwithstanding the fact that the
recent Sharkey- -Maher tiasco put
a camper on the sport in the
Quaker City, there promises to
be good crowd on hand to see
the "lrish champion" and the
"Acron giant" meet. This will
be their third meeting, their two
previous contests resulting in
draws.
The Jennings daily record., 1902-03-21
a PRINTER GREATLY SURPRISED.

81 never was SO lmulh surprised in
my life, as L was with the results of
using Chamberlain S Pain Balm, "
says Henry II. Crook, pressman of the
Asheville IN. c. Gazette. 81 con-
tracted a severe case of rheumatism
early last winter by getting my feet
wet. l triedl severall things for it
without benefit. One day while
looking over the Gazette, L noticed
that Pain Balm wGs positively guar
anteed to cure rheumatism, so bought
Il bottle of it and before using two
thirds of it my rheumatism had taken
it's flight and / have not had q rheu
matte pain since" Sold by all drug
0iStS,
The Jennings daily record., 1902-03-21
NILES FRIENDS
ARE INDIGNANT,
The General Will Probably
Soon Ask to be
Retired.

By Uuion Associated Press.
Washington, D, @. March 21.-
The friends of General Miles are
very indignant over the action OF
President Roosevelt and Secre-
tary Root. 1t is believed that
the president is planning to de-
mand that he be put out of the
irmy. There is no doubt but that
t is Miles intention to resign
from the army if the re-organiza-
ton army bill is adopted. It has
been no secret that the great
men have collided. The presi-
dent subjects attach great i'm
portance to the administration
army as they did with Mckinley
in relation to Miles and Roots
strained relations, owing to
Roots determination to modern
ize the army so as to bring it's
more Important administration
features in harmony with Euro
pean armies. Miles is entitled to
retirement on his ownapplication
as he is under age limitaccording
to law. It is only one year until
his retirement will be COM
pulSory.
The Jennings daily record., 1902-03-21
Ferns VS.. Neill.
Special to the Record.

Special to the Record.
San Francisco, Cal, Mar. 21.-
Keen interest is manifested in
the twenty round contestbetween
"Rube Ferns and AL Neili, which
is slated to come off in the Me-
chanics Pavilion tonight under
National Athletic auspices. Both
men, as a result hi hard training,
appear to be in fine fettle. The
contest means much to Ferns as
upon the result depends his
chances for meeting Tommy Ry-
an for the championship.
The Jennings daily record., 1902-03-21
RACE RIOT IN.
KENTUCKY.
A Few Negroes Killed for
Committing Light
Depredations.
by Union Associated Press.

by Union Associated Press.
Madrid Bend, KY, March 21-
Law-abiding citizens here have
appealed to the governor in fear
OF further trouble growing out OF
the race war yesterday, Four
negroes are dead and one is DIV.
ing: the result Of a fight. elijah
Drake, negro: is alleged to have
been caughtsteeling chickens by
a white man. They attacked
Drake and drove him into the
Mississippi river and shot him
dead. Men attacked four other
negroes living in the neighbour
hood who are alleged to be impli-
Gated in the fight. The negroes
showed fight and melee fol-
lowed. Jim Stewart, negro,
was shot and killed, and three
other negroes beaten almost to
death. Two have since died and
the other is dvinp
The Jennings daily record., 1902-03-21
Teachers Institute Program.

Following is the program fol
the teachers institute to be helc
at Jennings, April 5, 1902.
1920, song, nstitute.
2. Longfellow and his work,
Miss Laura Anderson.
8. Busy Work for the G. AIDES,
Misses Parker and McCarty.
4. Song.
NOON.
1:3O p. N. Duet, Misses Ten
nant and Hoag,
2. Little Things that Interest
the Average Pupil, Miss Nc
Nasby.l
8. Life Work of R. E. Lee,
Miss Gordon.
4. Recitation, Bernice Jaenke.
5. Music in Public Schools.
Miss Teunant.
6. Geography as a Study.
Miss BaberS.
z. Whose Tree Was Gut? Two
boys.
s. The Jesuites in North
America, I. w. Hickard.
9. The School as a Social Fea-
ture, Rev. Hickman.
10. Song.
AL teachers and patrons are
cordially invited to attend.
CLAUDIA GORDON,
Chairman.
The Jennings daily record., 1902-03-21
Work for Radcliffe.

Special to Record.
Ottawa, Ont, March 21.-The
governor ln-council having de-
clined to interfere, the law will
be allowed to take Its course in
the case of Stanislaus LaCroix,
and the condemned man will be
hanged at Hull today. The crime
for which La Croix pays the
death penalty was the murder of
his wife at Montebelle last sum
mer,
The Jennings daily record., 1902-03-21
Millinery Display

Mrs. Welland, of Lake Charles,
wishes to announce to the ladies
of Jennings that she will be at
the McF'arlain house, in Jennings
with pattern hats, Monday, Mar.
oath, and will be pleased to show
the ladies the newest up-to- date
styles. 81 1T
The Jennings daily record., 1902-03-21
A New orphanage Erterpr,se.

A New Orphanage ENTERPRISE.
The Louisiana Baptist Orpha,, j.,
age, with its temporary domic-. j
at keachie. La, for the past few
months, at recent meetiny q
the trustees, was perme,1entl,
located at Lake Charles.
The purpose for which. this in
stltutlon was organizedapd d char
tered, is to care for destitute or.
phan children of Louisiana. feed
ing, clothing, educating and pre-.
pairing them for the realities OF
life.
1t is also the purpose of the
management to place children
into good homes, by adoption
preferably, and to be, as nearly
as is possible, father and mother
to them. They do not discrimin-
ate between children as to creed
or denomination OF their parents.
receiving a child just as gladly
out Of a home where parents
were not religious, or were mem
bers OF some other denomination.
as if the child WAS ofBaptist par
entage. They believe that with
due care and management, MANY
an orphan child who otherwise
might go to the bad, proving a
curse to the world, can be so
reared, character so moulded.
that they will make good citizens,
many of whom, Iif not at all, may
at last get home to heaven.
To this end Lake Charles has
given $4,000 IN cash, and real es-
tate valued at S11, ZOO for the es-
tablish and building of a perma-
nent home within the corporate
limits of the city.
The trustees propose, for the
first house, building a $4,000
brick structure. We want to
give every one an opportunity
to assist in this noble work of
charity. Any amount, however
small or large, will be thankfully
received and acknowledged.
Your contribution may the cause.
under God, of proving great
blessing to some poor, destitute
orphan child.
Q We want to build this house as
soon as possible, so what you do
please do it once. The temporary
home is now full, and several ap-
plications have been rejected in
She past few days.
The Board of Trustees are;
Judge G. A. Kilgore. president;
Rev. M. E. Weaver, vice presi.
dent; Rev. Bruce Benton, secre-
bary and treasurer; Rev. VIM.
Cooksey, superintendent; G. W.
Bolton, A. K. Seago, r. L. Prop
lit, r. W. S. Penick and w. P.
Ford.
Send funds to VIM. Cooksey,
lake Charles, or Bruce Benton,
Baton Rouge.
Yours for the orphan children
If Louisian. VIM COOKSEY,
The Jennings daily record., 1902-03-21
CHRONIC DIARRHOEA.

Mr.. G. w. Wingfeld, of Fair Play,
Mo-, who suffered from chronic dysen-
terry for thirty-tive years, says Cham
berlain's collie, cholera and diarrhoea
remedy did him more good than any
other medicine he haG ever used. For
sale by all druggists.
The Jennings daily record., 1902-03-21

sB@We have just received our
spring stock of dress goods and
trimmings. You are cordially
invited to Inspect same at A. D.
McFarlain s. 81
The Jennings daily record., 1902-03-21
H. S. FERREE, P. M.

Hominy feed-something new
for mich COWS, mules and horses.
See it before placing your orders
at Fain q Krielow's. 693t
The Jennings daily record., 1902-03-21
Canadian Pacific's New Eouipmeut

special 10 the Record.
Montreal, Que, March 21.-
The Canadian Pacific officers
have just compiled the annual
order for rolling-stock, which is
the largest in the history Of the
company, and will bring it's
freight car service alone up to
10000, and it's locomotives to
about 1000 in round numbers
Of the eighty new locomotives
the great majority will be of the
heavy Atlantic type, With ten
drivers and Weighing an average
OF 1eo tons. They will all be
built in the company's shops in
this city.
The Jennings daily record., 1902-03-21
Have Your Horses Clipped.

Now is time to clip your horses.
Spring has opened and hair is
flying every way. Clipping will
stop this nuisance. M. S. Pogue
has new power clipper and will
clip them while you wait. &c
The Jennings daily record., 1902-03-21

Fertilizer, corn, vegetable and
special rice fertilizer. Get prices
before buying at Fain & Krie-
low S. 50 St
The Jennings daily record., 1902-03-21

The Bon Ton livery stables has
added to their equipment a
power clipper. Send your horses
around and get them clipped.
M. S. Pogue, prop. 66
The Jennings daily record., 1902-03-21
Fake Notice,

j. f. Case will arrive with a
car of Kansas City mules and
horses, March 25. Wait for uae.
90 3t j. II. Case.
The Jennings daily record., 1902-03-21

.g Just received, car load of
special rice fertilizer, which will
be sold at rock bottom prices at
A. D. McFarlainS. X
The Jennings daily record., 1902-03-21

sS Breakfast bacon, 13c per
pound at A. d. McFarIains 81
The Jennings daily record., 1902-03-21

Just received a Shipment of
fine selected chocolate candies at
Walker rs. 57tf
The Jennings daily record., 1902-03-21
Cincinnati's Musical Festival.
special to the Record.

special to the Record.
Cincinnati, Ohio, March 21.-
All arrangements are complete
for the fifteenth Cincinnati Mu
sical festival, to be held next
month under the direction of
Theodore Thomas with anorches-
ira of 100 pieces and a chorus of
500. The soloists will be Marie
Zimerman, Miss Clara Turpen,
Nine. Schumann-Heinck, Ben
Davis, Ellison Van Hoose, Gwylm
Miles and Andrew Black, who
comes from England especially
for this festival.
Some more new street hats at
my display ofpattern hats Friday
and Saturday.
IS Miss L. Moses.
The Jennings daily record., 1902-03-21

No fellow need be ashamed to
to take his girl, (or any other fel-
lows girQ for a drive in one of
Cullen & Clark's swell rigs. 53tf
The Jennings daily record., 1902-03-21

Two of a kind, and that the
best. Cullen & Clark are the
boys who furnish the swell driv-
ing teams. 53tf
The Jennings daily record., 1902-03-21

Ladies call and see my display
OF pattern hats Friday and Sat
urday. Miss L. Moses. 6S
The Jennings daily record., 1902-03-21

Farmers wishing deep wells
for irrigating will do well to see
Bert hitter. 65tfd&v W
The Jennings daily record., 1902-03-21
Advertised Letters.

The following letters remain
uncalled for in the postofice at
Jennings, La, for the week end
ing March 19, 1902:
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1902-08-02
The Horse Marie.

Chicago. Aug. Eff the demand for
equine stock We're anything like that
which characterized the trade two
months ago there would be no end TO
the strength of the market at present.
Receipts last week We're abnormally
light. but this weeks total Will be even
less. The eastern trade is almost at a
standstill. with only Il few of the best
heavy horses and the better grades of
drivers being sought. Prime feeders are
III good demand with Ohio. Indiana and
Pennsylvania dealers but it is a tdei-
Gus job to pick UP a load of the right
Kind.
While Chicago is the best market in
the country for equine offerings of me-
dunn to choice quality. the range men
seem content 10 stop at the river mar
llets With their range horses. But COM
paratiNely few western horses have
been reported here this season. but
what have been sold brought Very sat
isfactory prices to the shipper. Recent
sales show quotations to be: Drafters,
$1,000 $50: eXpressers. s115m1TO. Bos-
ton chunks. $lOoM1AO: drivers. s70m
200: coachers. sl25m3oO: carriage
t. ans, s25oM7o0: farm chunks. s70@
1875; southern chunks. s35@60; mules,
$70@ 200.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1902-08-02
THE LIVESTOCK REVIEW.
Better Prices for Good CattIe-Hoqs

Lower.
Chicago, Aug. 2.-Cattle-Receipts
today We're 800. being the weeks arrivals
up to $4,000. against $4,000 last week
These greatly reduced supplies have
caused an upward movement i'm good
cattle of from 100b15 higher than last
week, but poorer grades are 10M15 low
er. There are not enough good fat cat
tie coming here, but packers are using
so many western range and Texans
that there is less inquiry for common
and medium natives. Prices today We're
about unchanged from yesterday.
Hogs-Hogs We're still lower today
in spite of the continued light receipts
Only about 1900. including 1000 left
over. We're offered for sale today. The
weeks receipts We're $4,000, compared
with $4,000 last week. Packers We're
bearish complaining of serious fall
ing off in the consumption of pork and
cured meats as result of the extreme
ly high prices. and it is evident they are
going 10 do all that lies in their power
to force prices still lower.
Sheep-Offerings We're insignificant
today and prices nominal. The weeks
receipts were 10000. against T1,000 last
week. Prices declined along the entire
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1902-08-02
Grain Gossip

Chicago. Aug. 2.-Liverpool stocks
show for Aug. ! and July / in order
named as follows: Wheat. 2.56S,ooo.
3136, 600; corn. 10000, 1.112.00O; flour.
$4,000, $1,000; bacon, boxes. l2.261. H.
455; hams. boxes. 3.2SS7. 1850; lard,
tierces. 1921, l4.231.
Hog receipts at Chicago for July
We're 100000, against 6S0.0o0 last year.
Average weight for July. $50 lbs VS..
229 lbs last year. Liverpool stocks
little changed for the month-slight
decrease in pork and hams. Slight in
crease in lard.
]. r. Willard says: Minnesota, Da-
kotas. Iowa and Wisconsin raise seven
eighths of all barley grown, east of
Rockies. Duluth Commercial Record
publishes returns showing an acreage
about 100000 larger than last year
and estimates the crop at 11,00000O to
,5,ooo.oo0. against 6l,o00000 last year :"
Logan e Bryan Kansas City wine:
Strong Grain Company says plenty
Of corn offered for September delivery
at Cotfeyville, kas.. at % cents'