The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1902-11-23
FUN OF THE WORLD.

FUN OF The WORLD.
Three-ysarold Jack had pulled large bunch Of nastur-
tiDs in his grandmother yard though strictly forbidden
To touch the flowers. y court-nartial was held with
Jack she said. who puIed grandH as howers2r
With sad countenanes the beautiful little fellow
replied: Kathleen (his elder sister,
Then the grandfather. rather stern old gentleman
and great stiekler Tor truth. spoke
Jack. be . and did il.
with bearaing expression Of relief Jack cried out.
"ch. yes
Or one occasion volssire spoke hsAly Halter and
then told that he very magnanirous TO DO
Haller had spoken in quite contrary way Of him
Perhaps remarked Voltsire reaectiveiy ana af,eg
pause. perhaps are both mistaken
friend ono. v.-ois 20 Max Twain asking his opinion
o. certain matter He waited a few days and chen
again His second letter also ignored. Finally.
he sent third note inciosng sheet OF paper ana a
two-cert stamp Fly return mail ne received post card
which the following: Paper and stamp received
zzzs
Jshettis work with Physicians and Clients con-
tais anecdote about Heine Returning from journey
10 the south CT France. Tieine friend German
violinist. IL Lyons who gave him a large that
been Lyons. with the request deliver it
o a mutual acquaintance. homeopathic physician in
Paris Hene promised attend 10 the commission. and
entrusted delcacy the Of his wife who
travelling with him. But the post-chaise very
SLOW. and lie became very hungry, the advice
with ever mile Arriving Paris. Hene did
send the remainder the physician and yet he wished
keep his promise So he cut Off the thnnes possible
slice with his wrapped il in sheet or velium paper
and enclosed il IL an envelope with the following
Dear Doctor: From your scientific Investigations,
learn that the month Of certain substance brings
about greatest results beg therefore. kind
acceptance the accompanying mionth part of Lyons
sausage which our friend gave deliver YOU
# homeopathy truth then this little piece viii have
the same effect on you as the whole sausage
JAY Cooke the nnancier. was from boyhood enthu-
sastc angler The OF Put-in-Bay. not Tar from
Sandusky, Ohio have often been the scene Of hts
poits his earliest his latest Concerning
this harbor and its associations with notable
history this little fable is favorite OF Mr..
Cookies An old eountryrnaa entered drug store
dusHy holding up handkerchief with knot in IT, Well
uncle what asked the clerk. III get around
pretty quick Now what place is it down here the
lake?'t you Putin Bay?" Yes. that's it. Now
who it that put in there?" Perhaps you mean
Commodore Perry The very man. And want bot
EzE zE
gentleman who had the gilt Of shaping great many
things out Of orange peel displaying his ability
dinner party before Theodore Hook and Thomas Hnl.
and succeeded counteriting pig Hill tried the
feat and after destroying dozen oranges and strev-
ing table with the peel OF them. it up with
the exclamation: Hang the pigi I can't make the
brute.r You have done much better. III. exclaimed
Hook gancing the the table, instead Of
pig you have made a litter
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In his book. Pictures of Many Wars. Frederick
Viers tells occasion when he and French rav
eler guests the Russian General Skobelon The
speaking Of the Turks said: Il wonder why these
fight fends?' It's possibly their fanatcism,
just as your fight for holy Russia and the great
white Car" Vliers. Il suppose So" said the
general and Why do your countryrnen fight monsieur?
The Frenchman replied enthusiastically For glory
Bravo, And the Engishmen, Mr.. VlIers?" oh my
countrmen have the greatest incentive Of an greater
incentive than glory Impossible said tho Frenfhman
"oh. yes said Yiliers easy-"British interests you
know.
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Sir William Harcourts aptness poetical quotation
frequent illustration in recent Par
limentary debates Apropos Of an amendment to the
Education Bill referring the tenor Of the provisions
of the deed in given school concerning the exact
meaning Of which there dispute, Sir William cited
the Ines
Along the cool. sequestered vale Of life.
They kept the noiseless tenor Of their way
IS accurate. it win be observed wen apt not
having fallen the ordinary mlsquotaton Of even
tenor" Mr.. G. W T. Russell gives several examples
of Sir williams happiness in poetcal citation. OF
them isabout the late Sir Rainard Kuighey who was
'exratiating after famous pedigree The company
getting the recitation. when Sir
William heard L say appreciative aside This
reminds Of Addisons evening hymn.
And knighuy the listening earth.
Repeats the story ~ his birth q"
It Sir William Harcourt. again who. meeting Ten
nyson smoke before breakfast greeted him with
e adaptation Of the poets
The early pipe Of half-awakened bards ords)"
A young Washingtonian walked into b the prin-
cipal day informed teller that
desired to SO rendered his promissory
Endorsed hy Representative Cannon chairman q the
committee on appropriations
every sorry sir said the teller coming back the
window after having disappeared for moment, with
the in his hand. "but can't let have this"
why asked the applicant 'isat that iedorseusnt
code It's Uace joe Cannon, chairman of The commit
tee on appropriation. you know
Yes know that the trouble IS that 81 IS too good