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Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-03-01

He-ru-na is known from the Atlantic
to the Pacific Letters of congratulation
and commendation testifying to the mer-
Its of Pe-ru-na as a catarrh remedy are
pouring in from every State in the Union.
DIR. Hartman is receiving hundreds OF
such letters daily. All classes write these
letters, from the highest to the lowest
The outdoor laboter. the indoor arti-
san. the clerk, the editor. the statesman.
the preacher-all agree that Pe-ru-na is
the catarrh remedy of the age. The
stage and rostrum, recognizing catarrh
as their greatest enemy, are especially
enthusiastic in their praise and testi-
moQy.
ANY man who wishes perfect health
must be entirely free from catarrh Ca
tarrh is well-nieh universal; almost ON
nipresent Pc-ru-na is the only abso-
lutte safeguard known. A cold is the
beginning of catarrh. To prevent colds.
TO cure colds, is TO cheat catarrh out of
its victims. Pe-ru-na not only cures ca
tarrh. but prevents. Every household
should be supplied with this great remedy
for coughs, colds and 50 forth
The Governor of Oregon Is an ardent
admirer of Pc-ru-na. He keeps it con
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-03-01
EXERCISE YOUR MEMORY.
1t Never Fails but Simply Becomes
Languid from Non-Use.

Memory does not fail Except in loss
of all the faculies); it simply gets weak
and languid for want of use-just as the
physical organs do. People often saw
My memory is falling when it is real
~ as good as ever, if they would give it
a chance. A word, 4 date, a name, an
incident, comes up, or rather fails to
come up when you want it. These seems
to be no possible way of remembering ii.
You make two or three efforts. give up,
ana say; There's no use; it's gone
from me"'
Nonsensei-it hasn't! 1t is there lust
as much as it ever was; only there are
lot of things over it. Keep at work
bring your will TO bear upon it; try and
tx End try, and after a while you can
And better, you will find that the exer-
else required in remembering it will help
you next time, and that little toll and.
determination put together will accom-
plish wonders in the whole range. of the
faculties. Look over your memory, see
where you are most deficient, and eXer-
else it in that respect. You can do il
at any old time; while you are walking,
riding, resting after a days work. or
listening perforce to n dull speaker
Don't let a few failures discourage you;
the long corridors of recollection. lined
upon both sides with valuable material
will be open for you because of your i'm
portunity, if you use it.-Everywhere.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-03-01
ELEPHANT FEET GOOD EATING.
Housewives Instructed the Prepare
tiou of This DeIicacy.

Prof y. Hill Nesbitt tells his French
classes and their friends all about South
africa in Il lecture. Elephants feet, he
says, Is Il very dainty Wand from the
South African point of view, and is not
half bad from any point of view. He
would like To see the delicacy become
popular and this is the way TO prepare
it:
First catch your elephant. Then you
cut OFF his feet, wrap them in covering
of earth and leaves and put them in an
underground oven; that is, an oven hol-
lowed out of the ground. The feet of
the elephant are considered great deli
cacy when prepared properly aud l re-
gard them as excellent eating myself.
| have eaten them on many occasions in
South Africa. They are far superior to
pigs feet. | have heard that the rhi-
nocerous foot Is also Il great dainty but
my experience did not extend that far.
The elephants are captured in Il very
ingenious manner.
1T is known by the natives that the
animals always return TO Il particular
tree ut night to rest. The animals lean
against the trees half standing and half
reclining. The natives cut the trees half
or three-quarters through. enough so that
the elephants weight will cause them to
fall to the ground when they lean against
the trees. The natives are waiting in
ambush and the elephant is soon tied
fast and the rest is easy"-kansas City
Jourlanl
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-03-01
Do YOU WANT A FORTUNE?
II So Act at Once Invest Some of
Your Savings in Sam Hust-
ton Oil Stock.

1t will surely pay you You can never
become rich working for others, 81 do not
let tins opportunity pass.
The drills are going through the oil
rock. And we are nearing the oil. We
nave been guaranteed an $4,000 barrel
Susher. And prices advance to l5 cents
per share March IL.
those desiring to invest in a sure en-
terprlse will find it advantageous TO in
EeStlgate our proposition.
Our Holdings. Oil pronar,;as
=, We own property in Texas as follows:
Spndle-top Heights, Chambers. Polk and
brazonla counties and Sour Lake dis
tnct, amounting to 1890 acres and so
acres IN the McKittrick oil district. Kern
county; also 200 acres in Shasta county.
California, and three placer and four
quartz claims of 20 acres each in the
Low Creek district. Shasta county. Cali
fornla. Prices and terms of the trea
STOCK; l21ac per share, installment plan /;
~ per cent. discount for cash: par value.
Si;OO per share. Fully paid. non-assess-
able. IMPORTANT Make all checks.
money orders, etc, payable TO Colhurn &,
Peek, Fiscal Agents. Write for pros
pectus. Address all communications TO
sam Houston Oil Co, suite 705, Pabst
building
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-03-01

The milk trade attracts arist0crats.
Lord Raylcigh is n milkman and owns
one of the finest businesses in the home
counties. Every morning special trains
loaded with cans OF milk from his dairy
leave the station at Hatfield pcvcrcl for
London. He owns a herd of over Il
thousand cows. The late Lord Vernon
had a large dairy farm at Sudbury Hall,
near Derby, and carried on an extensive
business. The late Lord Hampdcn start
ed and maintained large establishment
of this sort at Glynde, which was known
as the "Creamercs,' and proved highly
successful. Not long ago a Mr.. Dormcr.
nephew of Lord Dormer, is said TO have
Joined the milk Trade nndon EXnress.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-03-01
Medicine Bottles ms Gods.

A lady missionary In Burmah gives the
following account of how she was the
innocent cause Of the workshop of medi-
cine bottles having been instituted. In
one of her tours she came upon village
where cholera was raging. Having
with her a quantity of pain killer, she
went from house toulouse administering
the remedy to those attacked, and left a
number of bottles to be used afer she
had gone. Returning to the village some
months subsequently, she was met by
the head man of the community. who
cheered and delighted her by this intelli-
gence: Teacher, we have come over TO
your side; the medicine did us so much
good that we have accepted your god"
Overjoyed at this news, she was CON
Quoted to the house of her informant.
who, opening a room, showed her the
pain-killer bottles solemnly arranged in
row upon the shelf, and before them the
whole company Immediately Frustrated
themselves in worship.-Stray Stories.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-03-01
Natives keep Valuable Secret.

The Antaimoro, one Of the oldest tribes
of Madagascar, possess the secret of
making, from the pulp of n native shrub.
very beautiful and enduring kind of
paper, resembling parchment. Each fam
lily possesses a few sheets of this paper,
on which its chronicles aud traditions
are recorded. and the same paper is used
for transcribing the laws OF NOLAN
mechanism. The paper is said to have
been invented in the middle of the Ninth
century by a Mohammedan shipwrcckcd
on the coast, who desired to transcrihe
his torn and water-soaked copy of tho
Koran in an enduring form. The Antai-
moro will only make the paper for sale
when some pressing necessity arises. -
Youths Companion.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-03-01

unuaily in the house. In n recent let
tes TO DR.. Hartman he says:
STATE OF OREGON,
EXECUTIVE DEPARTMENT,
SALEM, May, Q 1898.
The Pe-ru-na Medicine Co, Columbus, o.:
Dear Sirs-I have had occasion to use
your Peru-na medicine in my family
for colds, and it proved to be an excel
lent remedy. / have not had occasion
to use ii for other ailments
Yours very truly, W. NJ. Lord.
1t will be noticed that the Governor
says he has not had occasion TO use Pc
ru-na for other ailments. The reason
for this is, most other ailments begin
with n cold Using Pe-ru-na to prompt
~ cure colds. he protects his family
against other ailments. This is exactly
what every other family in the United
States should do. Keep Pe-ru-na in the
house. Use it for coughs. colds, la
grippe, and other climatic affections of
winter, and there will be no other nil
ments in the house. Such families
should provide themselves with n copy
of DIR, Hartman's free book. entitled
"Winter Cltarrh. Address DIR. Hart
man Columbus. Ohio.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-03-01
WHAT KILLS DOCTORS.
They Die Jnst Little Faster than
Their Patients.

According to the statistics accumulat-
cd by the actuaries of the American in
surance companies, physicians die. upon
an average. just little faster than their
patients. Only three causes of death
show lower proportion in this occupa-
ton than is the case in the average occu-
patton: Phthisis diseases of the respira-
tory system and accident.
On the other hand. mortality from dis
eases of the liver, of the circulatory and
urinary systems, as well as from suicide.
appears to be greatly in excess. From
govt and Diabetes, physicians suffer
about three times as heavily as the aver
age in men of other occupations.
Among doctors and menbers of the
legal and clerical professions diseases Of
the heart are the most frequent OF all
causes of death,-New York Medical
Journal
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-03-01
CONGRESS CLOCK-TICKS.
Discoveries Concerning House of Rep
reseEtatives's Timepiece.

A curious fact concerning the clock in
the hall of the House of Representatives
came to light during the summer. The
cleaners tackled this clock, supposing it
to be Of some ordinary hard wood and
cast iron, bedded under varnish. 1t
looked ordinary enough, anyhow.
The cleaners scratched and jabbed and
scrubbed till nearly an inch thick of var
nish had been removed, when it was
found that the clock is incased in bronze.
Beautiful bronze, too. About the face is
a wealth of fruit, oak leaves and acorns.
The chief beauty Of the clock, however,
is the eagle standing with spread wings
on the top of the case, and the bronze
figure of an American Indian and a
hunter, which support it on each side.
These are real works Of art, standing
about three feet high. the Indian in war
bonnet and scalp shirt, leans upon his
bow, and the hunter is in buckskin suit,
with his gun in his hand. while both
seem looking down on the House below.
There is no record whatever of the pur-
chase of the clock, but it was in its place
when the hall was first occupied as the
House of Representatives. so the oldest
inhahitant" says. The clock has been
gold leafed" instead of vanished. and
the bronze figures are all restored 10
their original state. and the whole now
presents a pleasing appearanee.-Was
ington Star.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-03-01

Brooklyn. y. Y, Feb. 24th.-Tne activity
at the laboratory of thl Garfield Tea Co. Is
further evidence Of the popularity Of their
preparations; over THREE MILLION FAM
LIES used the Garfield Remedies last year.
rms vast public approval speaks well for
the remedies. They are: Garfield Tea Gar
field Headache Powders. Garfield Tea syrup
Garfield Relief Plasters. Garfield BelIadonna
Plasters. Garfield Digestive Tablets and
Garfield Cold Cure.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-03-01

Cincinnati Commercial Tribune.
Phil Brck-''What's the difference be-
tween an honest and dishonest politi-
CLAMP
Phil Ossifer-"One is in politics for the
good he can do his fellow citizens, while
the other is in politics for any amount
he can do his fellow citizens. Ohio
State Journal.
IF stand on my head the blood all
rushes to my head, doesn't it?' No one
ventured to contradict him. ''Now," he
continued, triumphantly, when | stand
on my feet, why doesn't the blood all
rush to my feet?" Because" replied
Hostetter McGinnis, your feet are not
empty. Household Words.
Inexperienced and Anxious Young Mis-
tress-"The new housemaid, Maria, is
Roman Catholic: but l hope you will not
allow any religious controversy in the
servants hail." Cook with much digni-
tyl-"YOu needn't have any fear, my
lady. In really 'igh-class families relig-
ion is never mentionedw- Punch.
Mamma" said G-year-old Alice. "why
does God rest on Sunday now the same
as he used TOP
And why not? Sunday is always Sun
s"Yes. but He should not be so tired
now. He used 10 make worlds. and now
He only makes children. New York
Times.
EXplained-"It seems to me-" said the
young housewife, there's entirely too
much water in the milk you serve" at
won't occur again, ma'am.' said the
foxy milkman. You see, the farmers
man has been giving the cows too much
salt and it made 'em very thirsty. The
farmers got a new man now.''-Phila-
delphia Press.
Teacher-''If you face the north, d.
rectly behind you will be south, on your
right hand will be east and on your left
hand west" Seeing a lack of attention
on the part of Bobby, and wishing to
catch him: 'What is on your left hand,
Bobby? Bobby lin deep confusionl-
please. it some tar, an it won't come
off. Tit Bits.
Hard Luck-''f don't see why you're al
ways cracking about your hard luck
said the optimistic clerk. You're get
ting $40 a week and
NO. l ain't," replied the pessimistic
one. for | had it raised lately
And | suppose you consider that I'M
| lucky"
Sure. They made it $13 "-PhHadel-
phia Press.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-03-01

We know the paid chaperon who I'M
dertook to point the American maiden
straight for the Queens drawing room
and a titled husband. Now the Ameri-
can man requires a chaperon If this adj
vertisement, which has been appearing
in a morning paper is genuine: IAN
American gentleman visiting London.
whose tastes tend to theaters and friv-
olities rather than to archaeology. bot
any. etc, desires entree to congenial DO.
hemianl society: liberal terms" lie
seems TO know what he wants, and he
does not want either Kew gardens or
the British museum.-L0ndon Chronicle.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-03-01
Lanes Family Medicine

Moves the bowels each dag. In order
to be healthy this is necessary. Acts
gently on the liver and kidneys. Cures
sick headache. Price % and SOC.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-03-01

We refund Toe for every package OF
PUTNAM FADELESS DYE that fails
to give satisfaction. Monroe Drug Co,
Unionville. Mo. Sold by druggists.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-03-01

Colombia. with only 100000 inhab-
itants. is twice the size of Germany. 1t
has only 605 kilometeis Of railway, and
apart from the rivers. all communication
with the interior is carried on with mules.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-03-01

The plan of destroying hail clouds by
exploding bombs among them was sug-
gested nearly one hundred years ago by
Prof. Parrot OF Riga.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-03-01

Poppy cultivation is driving out
wheat growing around Foochow, ia
China. Opium producing pays very
much better
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-03-01

Piso's Cure for Consumption promptly
relieves my little 5year-old sister Of
croup.-Miss l.. A. Pearce. % Pilling
street, Brooklyn, y. Y, Oct. 2, 1901.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-03-01

Representative Kimball has intro
duced a bill in the Massachusett. House
to license cats. Those unlicensed are to
be killed.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-03-01

Many ailments. particularly throat and /
lung troubles are attributab to unsan-
itary wall coverings. Alabastine has in I
dorsement Of physicians and sanitarians. /.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-03-01

Neither the port nor the town Of
Boulogne possesses j single steam fire
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-03-01

MRS. WiNSLOW'S SOOTHING sYRUp for
Children teetbine; softens the gums reduces In.
Examination. allsys pain. cures wind collie. rs
cents a Ge5ttle.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-03-01

Enid Nina SHARES 3 CENTS. Driving tunnel
V'u "'ns VIII cut - mines. Magnificent oppor
reports, mineral free. l.. r. BITLFR See'y
J07-iT, Denver. Col. ~ -
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-03-01
ORIENTAL asrRo, oey REVEALS YOUR LIFE

Success in love. marriage, business etc Descrip-
tive photo Of who you should marry. Satisfac'
ton money refunded. Send birth date with
lOc for typewritten Horoscope, including copy II
my book on Astrology. PROF. POS1EL. No. DO
LHDsdOwne. Pa
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-03-01
A. w. GLEASON.
Notary Public.

Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally and acts
directly on the blood and mucous surfaces OF the
system. Send for testimonials, free.
f. J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo o.
kf- Sold by Druggists csc.
Halls Family Pills are the best
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-03-01

Ga mn per day made at home; no canyassine.
&S'NN HOPE CO., 4102 ST. Lawrence ave-
Chicago.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-03-01

hAKRIAGE PAPER containing hundreds OF
Personal advertisements OF nnrrlaRcnbln
people, many rich, mailed free. j. W. Gun
NELS, Toledo, Ohio
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-03-01
supported by the husband of the third"
Life.

She doesn't like paying bills at all,
She's a very wise saver of pence,
But it isn't so hard TO pay them, she says,
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-03-01
SURE CATARRH CURE.

This remedy viii positively cure any case O.:
catarrh In two months; is simple aud easy TO
ppslt 81. the price of my complete treatment,
with some bank, which win be returned to you
in you not cured, TO convince you
that fraud, win send soc 81 pack
ages of my treatment until you cured. No
money refunded except on 81 packages. Enclose
. postage for particulars. Address, J. Is. ROB
ERTS. 1913 Russell Ave, st. Louis, Mo.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-03-01
STATE OF ONO, CRY OF ToLFDo, |

FRANK j. CHENEY makes oath that he is the
senior partner of the firm of r. j. CHENEY &
CO., doing business in the City of Toledo, County
and State aforesaid and that said firm will nay
the sum of ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS for each
and every case of Catarrh that cannot be cured
by the use OF HALLS CATARRH CURE.
FRANK j. CHENEY,
Sworn to before me and subscribed in my pres
enee, this 9th day of December A, d. 1886.
srAI A. w. GLEASON.
I 49, NOinrn piLLlic.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-03-01
WISCONSIN MIDNIEr,s coIIr0p

WIZ open its next term on March l5 1902.
women who wish To learn tho science OF MID
~lIery thoroughly should communicate at once
win Mary klaes, the Instructor, at 3ls Cherry
street, Milwaukee Wis
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-03-01

INV A FEW SHARES OF the salmon can
x ~ y merry stock and you will have disi-
0pnds that no other enterprise can equal This
81 the most prosperous, safest and surcst invest
mcnt in The world. 10 not delay while stock IL
10 cents for the next advance viii surely lind IL
going nj - cents. Address, for particulars, IN
TERSTATE FISHERIES COMPANY, 302 $50
Pacific block, Seattle. Wash.
ELpu IhN1c from 81 % $40 per acre In
AIM LHNEu Douglas county, Wisconsin.
Good agricultural and dairy lands near cities or
100 900 Inhabitants. We also handle Superior
city property. Correspondence solicited. AGEN
COMPANY, West Superior, Wisconsin.
RM a IA cleared SlIs2. lady $500 last SIX
W. ~ " months Introducing Holidays Mar
vel Waterproof Shoe Polish. Seif-shlning, rnsset
or black. Why not you Demonstrated samples
free. HOLIDAY 4 co. Room IA lSS Mon.
roe st. Chicago, sole Manufacturers.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-03-01

SELF THREADING SEWING MACHINE NEEDLE.
Give name of your machine, send "a cents and
We win mail you sample package Of assorted
needles NATIONAL AUTOMATIC NEEDLE
-. ln Nassau street, New York city.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-03-01
American Gentleman Wants Chaperon

Have you seen Mrs. Austln's new dress?
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-03-01

The Angora cat has become fash.
ionable fad in Chicago.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-03-01
Aristocrats as Nfilkmcn.

Have you seen Mrs. Austin's new dress?
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-03-01

-Ping-pong sets are being shipped TO
West Africa.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-03-01

Highblower-"My first daughter mar
ned poet, my second an artist, and nv
thlrd railroad magnate."
Dlmpleton-"And which couple is the
most fortunate?"
On, the first two Of them. They are
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-03-01

sly dear" she said to her invalid hus-
band, you haven't forgotten that seal
s si1 sacque you promised me. have your
low can you think Of such things he
,otested. with death so near to ne?''
but my gracious! sealskin is quite fash
n9haoIe for mourning. "-Philadelph
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-03-01

Poor Man.-Henpeck-"Oh. mercy, I
Ieft my evening paper in the car
M5NIayb Well, that's not much loss"
Know, but | paid a cent for il. and
now that | haven't the paper to show
my wife. she'll think | spent the cent
Tor liquor. philadelphia Press.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-03-01

Cincinnati Commercial Tribune.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-03-01

Photographer-"No I want you to
look as if you were not having your pic
ture taken" Customer-"Then you'd
better give me back the deposit | made
in advance Life.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1902-09-29

edian now before the public, in the new
musical comedy, "NIr. O'Reilly." The
cast contains so people and among
them May Vokes, the inimitable Dutch
girl of MY Friend From India" The
scenery and costumes are on the same
elaborate scale as all the big produc-
tions of the New York Theatre man
agement, which sends Mr.. Sparks on
the road for his first starring tour He
has been the chief support of May
Irwin for the past five year. Two car
loads of scenery are carried. Seats were
placed on sale this morning.
The brothers Kennard, the European
grotesques who We're specially import
ed by Chas II. Yale and Sidney r.
Ellis to appear in the roles of the twin
mutes Md and Nod in the Kaleidoscope
ic spectacle, "rhe Evil Eye" have
been re-epgaged and will be seen In
this years production next Thursday
Mt the Colonial theatre. They made
an unquestionable emphatic hit of large
dimensions, 1t being generally conceded
that they have scored much stronger
than any of their predecessors in these
parts.