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Hopkinsville Kentuckian., 1902-08-12
BY TELEGRAPH.
The Little Ticker Helps the Great World
to Amuse Itself.

to Amuse Itself.
Doing things by telegraph is a
hobby now," said an obseryant man
to writer for the New Orleans
Times-Democrat, "and it seems that
there are but few things which may
not transpire in this way. l read,
little while ago, about a marriage
ceremony which had been performed
in this way. 1t was a Chicago man,
of course, who figured as the male
principal, for they do strange things,
you know, in Chicago. Chess games
are played over the wire. The cable
is even pressed into service by the
experts who engage in the interna-
tional games Of chess. Longdistance
games are becoming common. In
little while, l guess, progressive
euchre, seven up, poker, casino, old
maid, solitaire and all the other
games will be played over the wire.
Yes, solitaire. Why shouldn't a
man play with himself at long range:
Why shouldn't a man telegraph to
himself if he wants to? There isno
law against it. 1t might be anus
ing. 1t might entertain. These
things have been suggested by the
series Of bowling games which are
now in progress between New Orleans
and Mobile, games which are being
played over the wire. 1t is a good
thing. l like the idea. Itmight not
do in poker. You couldn't see the
other fellows face. You couldn't tell
a bluff from a dead straight thing.
But wire playing is all right, and l
guess after awhile men will be dying
by telegraph. There's no telling"
Hopkinsville Kentuckian., 1902-08-12
CIRCUIT COURT DIRECTORY.

TRIaG.-First Monday In Tebruary-teru
hree NYeeks'tbird Mondaytn Mny-term two
weeks; drst Mondayin sertember-te "a .hrcc
weeks.
aaisrrA .-Fourth Mon nday an February
ern six wCeka firs Monday IN Juue.-teIn
ERIN six WeeAL
CAIIowAv second Monday in April-term
three weeks First Monday in August-term
Two weeks second Monday IN November
--term three weeks.
LYON.-FirBt Monday IN May-term OF
seegs; first Monday In August term
eeks 1rst Monday In December term
Eeeks,
Hopkinsville Kentuckian., 1902-08-12
q ELIZA GRIER.
A Negro Woman Who Was a Successful
Physician in Georgia.

A Negro Woman Who Was a Successful
Physician in Georgia.
Eliza Grier, colored woman and
physician, who was native OF
Mecklenburg county, died in Albany,
Ga, recently, in her thirty-ninth
year. She was a daughter Of George
Washington Grier, of Matthews, and
has had, says the Charlotte On. c.
Observer, a distinguished career.
When young she was graduated with
honors at Scotia seminary, in Cabar-
rus county. She was afterward grad
uated from Fisk university, studying
medicine, and subsequently took
post graduate course in medicine at
another college. She stood hatter-
ing examination before the medical
board Of South Carolina and practiced
medicine at Greenyille for a short
while. She then went to Georgia and
located in Atlanta, after having
passed an examination before the
Georgia medical board. Some years
ago She moved to Albany, Ga, and
practiced her profession there until
her death. She left considerable
properly.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian., 1902-08-12
ABOUT BIRDSs-EYE MAPLE.
Really Cut from the Rock Maple Ord,
nary Trees Much Cheaper.

"Tbe man who said tba+tbevenea-
known asb-r5,s-evar r,srlei eis rro7rces
only bv cutting anvmaple loo around
tbeIoGi is very much besidetbe mark -
said a woodworIler who makesa study
Of fine woods to q New York Snn re-
porter
"B;rd's-eve manIeand cur'v man1s
are both cuf onIvfrom tbe 1oGs Of The
rock manic tree. Acer saccfar;rnm.
in which q be3utffnl r.tror. Grain il
produced bv the..rrons course oftbs
fbers.
.Tbis free is rofais1r The common
hard mamie II isa hard mamie bur
Hopkinsville Kentuckian., 1902-08-12

The yakamic, ortrumpeLer, OF Ven
ezuela, fowl Of tile crane species,
is a bird ofextraordinary intelligence.
The natives use eminstead ofsheep
dogs for guarding and herding their
focks. 1t is said that, however far
the yakamic may wander with The
flocks, it never fails to find its way
home at night, driving before it all
the creatures entrusted to its care.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian., 1902-08-12

First Presbyterian Church, Hop
kinsville, KY Rev, Frances Lee
Golf, pastor. The church was or
ganized in 1918. The present house
of worship was erected in 1880, and
is located on the corner Of Seventh
and Liberty streets. Friends
spending the Lords day in town
arelnvited to worshipin this church.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian., 1902-08-12
ALUMINIUM RUBIES.
Precious Stones the Result Of Combustion
of Metal.

"Metals may be burned for the sake
of the heat and light they produce,
just as ordinary fuels are burned"
said Prof. Roberts,Austen in a Ie-
cent discourse at the Royal institu-
ton. But the burning Of metals, he
proceeded to show, differs from that
of ordinary fueISin that the products
Of combustion are not gaseous, but
solid. "The burning Of aluminium
gives sapphires and rubies in the place
Of ashes An instance Of burning
metal for the sake ofHghtisfurn
by the magnesium STAR" a contriv-
ance by which a shell packed with
and attached TO a para
chute is fired electrically in the air.
thus producing an illumination of
the ground beneath at night. This
finds its use in warfare Recently
has been found to be am
admirable fuel for producing an in
tense heat to be used in Welding.
This kind Of metallic fuel has as
sumed much industrial Importance
at Essen, in Germany, where, in con-
sequence, metallurgy enters upon a
new pbase.-London Answers
Hopkinsville Kentuckian., 1902-08-12
Farm For Sale.

If not sold privately before Sept
1, 7 will Oh that day offer for sale,
at the Court house door my farm Of
90 acres near the city limits.
Mrs. w. S. Boales.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian., 1902-08-12

Grit for chickens. rs cts. per 100
lbs. Death to Lice, 25c box. Other
standard remedies for fowls. Also
"Fly Bouncer." to keep cattle free
of flies by rubbing it on them.
Fancy Fowls Co., 212 S. Main
street, Hopkinsville, Ky.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian., 1902-08-12
DR.PIERCES
GOLDEN
MEDICAL
DISCOVERY
FOR THE
BLOOD D.LlVER. LUNGS.
Upholstering.

Furniture repaired, upholstered,
vanished, cleaned or polished.
Carpets sewed, umbrellas repaired
and recovered. Prices reasonable,
80 years experience. All work
guaranteed. AT Pyle's furniture
store. W. A. WOODS.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian., 1902-08-12
British Expectation Of Cats.

Eighty thousand cats are yearly
exported from Great Britain. The
total number in these islands is esti-
mated at 100000.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian., 1902-08-12

By a special arrangement you
can get the KENTUoKIAN and the
Twice-a-Week Courier Journal, both
enc year for only $3.50. This is for
cash subscriptions only. All sub
scriptious under this combination
offer must he sent through the Ken.
tuekiap Office.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian., 1902-08-12

Burrell Austin died while in the
act of taking a drink of whisky
from a bottle in Dallas, Texas.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian., 1902-08-12
Has No surplug Anthraoite.

Great Britain now produces scarce
ly enough anthracite coal for home
consumption,
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1902-03-05
4orn, Safer nnb Sen.

Can Mntonio. 9cr.. 5. Mdrs.
& { n. 82H Bis s. gts. per Buibel.
-6afer, 55 Bis 57% geats per Wuihei.
sen in BaIen. $13 Bis SIS per 5onns.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1902-03-05
8~anmmoniamen uab oeiienYrobni
0afael Sias.

Die altsrenommirte giqarren. uno
Tabaf 6anolung BON Hafaef Dias
fat elm uubl aiiortirtes 2oaer BON
feinerl importirten unb beimiihen
Gigarren uno empfieblt namentlid)
Die ipe5ieG fir fie aliaefertigte ~5lor
be Rafael Dig, bic 81 Breiien
BON 10 unb 124 Gents pee Stlf gu
bnber lit. NuBer Raud= uno Gau=
tubnden fibrt Die Sirma audi piele
Sprter pom Shnupftabaf
@er gut uno biaia rnudlen mill,
gaufe bel 8afael Diaa 3l9
Mlamu Yla5a.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1902-03-05
&eimc 6offnumQ utehr.

@ie oiele Weni6en siebt es, pelde INNER tlosen,
ebne aud r1ur i'm Gntfernteften gu abuen, mas linen
eieentllt ieblt. Neun aus sebi perlonsn iterbel1 Fl.
mes lan9iamen Suoe= al Sd,pinoiudt ODER Neruen=
erihopIun8 uno plfien es gar ni6t. @arte ni9t big
5erBtlopIeil unb eide IN Der @ruit i9 e~ingetelt ba=
ban. bis ou bid matt, trant mo arbeitsunidbia
flblf, ionoern i6reibe gleih. ipenn ou otes lief, uuo
i'd Deroe Dir Elm Bud leuoen, oas Dir piftige auI=
tidrung uno iol6e Raibihldge eribeilt. bel oeren Be-
b~er5i9un9 bic 7sarbe aui ben @angen. oole Geluno=
beit uLo 6ro1inn i6nell sutiidtebreu meroen. Sie=
les anBefor0entlih i~ntereiian uno lebrreide Bud,
oas pgr. Sung mno Wit, Wann ODER frau seleien
ipcroen lolte. 1T su be3iehen fir 81 Gents in Brief
iiarfen Wlan a%NrriTre: wtenfdenfreunn. IsI
9. 2ttenue. 9setp Oorf, %. o.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1902-03-05

-1icTt1up &9HtA Alhbt'
fetloei6luoen tparen. Die Mrflage ge<
gen Mabmub 9amas pafda. Der felt
9eraumsr 3ett f9on i'm @oroersrunoe
Der iungtirfiihen @eipesuns ftanb.
loutete auf 9o4perratb.
Wabmub Oamas pai1o purbe au
aonitantinopel i'm Sabre 1853 seboren
unb senoB cine TorsfaItise g~raisbung;
er beberrfht, auber Der tiirfifden, aras
biffen unb periifhen @prode. oud
u~onTfGubiy Die ~sasnasiSFFifde. Sn iuEw<
gen Sabren frat er in BEN Staatsbienft
Elm. gr ipar suerft als 8eamtsr Der
4oben pforte unb bann ais SefretGr
Der 8otfhaft in paris tbGtie. sSn
1877 h~eiratbete er cine Shmeiter bes
Sultans Mbbul 9amib bes 3peiten,
tuurbe Staatsratb unb Suiti5minifter.
Mls folder besann er bas S~uitianelsn
Su reformiren unb errsete bierbur9 ben
Mrgtpohn beg @ultans, Der inn bas
9ortefeuile abnabm, i'm CUR untbdtigs
teit atpans uno uberbiss faarF iiber<
maiden IisB. Sir bic Daler srtrus
bies Wabmuo Somas pafha ni9t.
Gr muBte feline Wddter gu tdufaen
unb i'm Oeaember 1899 nit feinen beis
ben S0bnen in's Muslonb gu ents
fliehen. Sn @riedenlanb. po er auz
nGht feinen ftdnbissn Wufenthalt
nahm. ipurbe ct auf Werlansen bes
Gultans ausgetpiefen. Mabmub Oas
mas paf9a eins bierauf mad Rom
unb bonr mad paris, tpD er in benz
bort srldeinenben iunstIrtifhen Ors
gan ~Mef9peret" Die innere politif
bss groBberrn beftis ansriff. Selbits
berftdnbli1 Iebt er in Der Seineitabt tn
eiherbeit.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1902-03-05

Gan Nntonio. s. Mdrs 1902.
G~ol9en6e Morttpreiie rperoen auotirt
Shfabtohien $3.50 bis $500 per l0C
Bfunb.
Cute Rihe $3.50 Bis So. 90 per 100 BIB
Cute fette Sdhrlinee $3.50 bis 1915.
Sunge adlber 1915 Bis $3.50
Cute fette 1dmmel 500 bis $3.50.
Sdyueine $3.50 bis $3.50.
8iegen $3.50
q. 2puiS, S. Tdrs. -Einbpieb.
Mortt fet; 9atipes 800 Bis 1915. Eeras.
Bieb 1885 bis $3.50.
Shmeine. Martt lebbaft. S.. 80 Biz
1855.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1902-03-05
gHldmdbe! ghlamd)e !!

so GuB uno Wunoitiid fir Sc. 90.
so Sub, garontirt, fir $4.00 uno
~aufudrtS.
Die Seele oes Shfauhea lit oas
@ummi; menn Elm Ghtouh lanee
balten ioa. muB ons @ummi neu
uno gut iein; mir fuhren MIR quite
zSbldube. bic mir iraeno Semon,
benz enpfeblen fDnnen.
q. Hraeger. Ditsg Commerce Str.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1902-03-05
% olle.

8tublf. WonntS sSbur. ..l2-13% Cts
6rfbinbr8<S6u .......... 10-12
Robair ..15-23
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1902-03-05
Alabmuo Dumas a)afd)a.
per peeen Sodhperratbs sntt Sooe berur,
tbeifte Sdi,paeer oeS euitans.

Muf 8strsibsn bss tiirfif9en @ul<
tdns 1T tirsli9 Der Sdfpoger oeiTelz
ben. Mahmub 9omus paf6o, bonn
Rriminalgeridtsbpf in &pnftantinopeI
TN gontumaeiam" gum Sobe perur>
theilt morben, na9bem ale @eriuAe
unb Bemibunssn hes @rpBtirten,
Mahmub Damas pui9a our Ridfebr
BON garis na9 @tambul gu bepeaen.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1902-03-05
3 a M 10 ollt.

Can Mntpnir, 9er., 5. Mdra. Or.
binarp z gts.; @oob Orbinorp IA
Cts; Com M,b6ling tx gts.; Mibblina
TX Gts.; @oob Mi6oliu9 s gtS.; Miob.
Ting 5air 8sa Cts.
@alpeftpm, 9eE., s. Mdrs. = Grbi,
narp 7T gts.; @oob Orbinarg a1a gts. J
4om Mibblins So gts.; Mibbiina 81
9ts.: GDob Wioblina 81 Cts; MibblinQ
Gnss 81 Cts.
Naetu GrieanS, 2a., 5. Mdrs. -Dre
binarp 81 gts.; @oob Sreinarp 6%
gts.: 2ow Nio6Iing .7I Cts; 0tibolina
81 Cts; @oob Mibhfina 8 Cts: Wibb,
ling 6nir 81 gts.
8anmmoliameIl uuO oeRenYrobnfte.
8aumtuoriamen, perGonne$15.O
Brimn>N aumuo1iamen<8u,
den, per T0nne $l5. O0-$l9.5 90
Hrimn .BanmruoI sSamen.
Mebl, per 90une. -. $500
Evening journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1888-1932, 1902-02-06
HORSE SENSE

Philadelphia has a policeman who
has sense, the kind OF sense that is val
liable, horse sense, practical sense, an
ounce OF which is worth tons of theory.
Late the other night he found a man
standing near a lamp-post in the out
skirts of the city near Darby. He made
an inspection, and was astonished to see
unmistakable eruptions on the mans
face pointing to a well-developed case
of smallpox. The man had been taken
sick in Chester. and having no money,
and not knowing the nature of his
malady had walked to Philadelphia.
Now here was an emergency, and the
emergency found its man; the man
must not be allowed to go on, and to
detain him in the cold might mean his
DEATH So he ordered him to take his
stand in the middle OF the street and
not TO move or he would shoot him.
Then he gathered an armful of boxes,
barrels and sticks, and soon had COM
Portable fire started, by which the sick
man was thawed out Next he called
up uhe hospitals and In an hour or two
had his patient on his way Ito one of
those institutions
He hadn't come in contact with the
sick man. and had avoided contagion;
he had protected others. and made the
sick man comfortable. sending him to
the hospital as soon as possible. He
did the one thing THAT was necessary.
although 1t was not in the police regu-
lations, and no one had ever met a
similar emergency. 1t was not a great
deed, but he displayed the sense that
is needed in every phase of life. Such
an ability to meet emergencies in a
higher walk of life. makes a great
general or a leader of men. Il WIS in
the makeup of Grant and Dewey. 1t
is the kind Of sense THAT all men should
pray for.
Evening journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1888-1932, 1902-02-06
NEW SPAPER OPINION
An Educatlonal Problem

From the Atlanta Constitution (Dem.)
There is no more humiliating fact
that an intelligent Southern man has
to face than this: That among the
white people of the South we have as
many illiterate men over twenty-one
years Of age as we had fifty-two years
ago. when the census of 1850 was
taken.
Make every allowance that may
please on account of the civil war and
its consequent Impoverished of our
people, and yet this depressing fact is
not applicable on any grounds credit
able to the white people of the South.
To say that we have not had, at least
within the thirty years of our public
school enterprises since 1870, oppOr-
tunity and means to improve the edu-
cational status Of our white people is
to claim an excuse that ignores facts
and 0utrages common sense
This ignorance of reading and writ
ing, the two primary necessities Of the
automatic citizen, to which we now re-
fer, exists among the white men OF the
South who have come to full age, to
citizenship, and all its privileges, since
the Cotton Exposition was held in At
lanta in 1881. The figures we write
about do not include children or ne
groes. They speak thehir condemna-
ton alone upon the grown-up sons of
the Southern men. the adult voters of
today, upon whose intelligence, effic-
iency and ballots the interests Of our
civilization and society depend.
IL is useless to parade figures show
ing how much we have spent on
schools how many schools we have
and how many new fads and fiddle
sticks we haveimported into them from
the hotheds of Boston "culchah"-the
fact remains that in proportion to our
white adult male population in the
South we have as many men who can
not read and write as we had fifty
years ago. That is a mean-lOoking.
measley fact that cannot be wiped off
the record.
Our sister States of the South may
deal with this deplorable situation as
they may elect, but surely it is time
for Georgia to get down squarely to
the work of correcting our educational
system in wav that will work a con-
tinuOus reduction and practical disap-
pearance Of this large volume of illit-
eracy.
We need to go down to bed rock in
this matter in Georgia and sacrifice
much in the lines of ornamental in
struction for the great end of wiping
from the rolls of our white citizenship
the stigma of abnormal illiteracy that
now degrades It,
Evening journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1888-1932, 1902-02-06
WAYFARER'S NOTEBOOK
Ara Ihey RIghtIY Named2

Observation is not the right name
for the so-called observation car which
some of our railways drag along at the
tail end of a train. Observation car is
better. There is a sort of platform.
about ten by nine feet half enclosed.
upon which one may sit on stand and
gaze sternward at a disappearing cut.
or superstructure. In dry.
summer weather this platform is very
hot and dusty; in winter IL is covered
with snow or rain. In all seasons the
locomotives smoke is sucked under
the hood to enter ones lungs and eyes.
Pneumonia turks There. The interior
of the car is kept at a temperature of
80 degrees in winter, with vile human
odors; the platform is freezing. The
sudden change from one to the other
is killing. l have seen snow an inch
deep on the platform all day. No one
on the train seems to regard dt as mis-
duty to sweep it off
Evening journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1888-1932, 1902-02-06
BOTTLE BABIES

Bottle babies are so likely
to get thin. What can be
done? More milk, condensed
milk, watered milk, household
mixtures-try them all. Then
try little SCOTS Emulsion in
the bottle.
1t does for babies what II
does for old folks-gives new,
firm flesh and strong life
You'll be pleased with the re.
suit. 1t takes only a little in
milk to make baby fat.
Well send you iiii'r' '-e i,s.
SCOTT 8 BowNL, ~ ieaii street, Sen fof@
Evening journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1888-1932, 1902-02-06
HoNoRARY DEGREES

There has been much said by the
press in the last few years over the in
discriminate granting OF college de-
grees. and the fact that they have
been granted with 80 little discrimi-
nation is generally deplored. Any
fedgeling minister can add TO his UNI
promising name the ID. ID. which is TO
bring him distinction. In these days a
man who hasn't the title OF doctor
OF something or other, has neglected
his opportunities. The larger colleges
and universities are disposed to CEN
sure the smaller institutions, yet the
great seats OF learning have not been
altogether blameless. For instance,
the University OF Pennsylvania has
been somewhat chary of granting its
degrees to persons unfit to bear them,
yet no governor of our sister Common
wealth goes undecorated, and the de-
gree of LII ID. is granted because the
recipient is a governor. II will be seen
on close scrutiny that often honorary
degrees are granted where they will do
the most good and not altogether for
the reason that the attainments Of the
recipients suggest their proprlety. The
Philadelphia Press in speaking Of this
matter. says
The smaller colleges have simply
followed in the work Of the larger in
-.
appeared 10 argue that the comforting
OF degrees is simply a form of adver-
Using and, that the more advertising
a college has the better Il is. So they
have distributed their honors around
with free hand. and with little dis
elimination. and as a degree is a de-
gree no matter what college confers It,
tho number OF men authorized to write
ID. ID. or Ill. d.. or j.. III. d.. or Phi. ID.
or 5. 4. ID. after their names has be.
come something enormous AS usually
follows In such cases. familiarity has
bred contempt The public has seen
hundreds of men decorated with col
loge hOnOrs which they have done
nothing TO earn and placed on the
same plane. or above the one occupied
by more worthy men. The public is
generally able 10 decide whether a man
Is worthy Of an honor conferred upon
him. and seeing college degrees I'M
worthily conferred has grown distrust-
full OF the whole business.
A very prominent educator is an adj
vocate of the plan to abolish degrees
In our American institutions. He ar
CUES that there is now a fictitious
value attaching TO a degree, and tina
students do not properly emphasize
the value of the training which SHOULD
be necessary in completing a pre-
scribed course. He regards the dis
tinotions meant TO be made by thes'
degrees as un-American and think
that anyone who has mastered a sub
iect needs no title to make that fac
evident. Perhaps this idea may in tim
become popular and offer true solution
10 the problem.
Evening journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1888-1932, 1902-02-06

There would be more eagerness to
accept the Addicks harmony PROPOSE
tion II there were evidences that there
would be a square deal But with some
past experiences in primary elections
in mind. there is nothing to inspire the
belief that a fair election would be pos
sible In Kent and Sussex certain for
mer members of the General Assembly
are demanding a reelection. At least
one candidate has declared his inten-
tion to have the nomination, even
though ii costs him a considerable
sum. and others. while more discreet
in their utterances. have the same pur-
pose. II this is necessary in securing
a nomination when there is no contest
between factions how greatly would
corruption at the primaries be extend
ed when they were battling for su
premacy OF the State The Regular
Republicans have little desire to ente
into a contest Of this nature.
Evening journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1888-1932, 1902-02-06
Those Smoking Cars

The smoking and lying room in one
end Of a Pullman car is worse than an
ante-room in hell. Give us a law that
will shut down THE tobacco and the tall
yarns at midnight. Why should a half
dozen chewers of butts and buffers Of
clouds render miserable eighteen Occu-
pants OF a car who want to sleep? The
cigar fog can always be cut with a
knife, and it penetrates everywhere.
The talk is loud the laughter bolster
ous the subject Of conversation gener-
ally bestial. Yet decent men, women
and children have TO stand It. All THE
hoggish selfshness of man comes out in
a Pullman smOker. IL is his pleasure
and everybody else's pain. Abolish
the smokerl Put it and him in a sep
arate car and bar the door. Suppress
the Pullman car liar. Put him in the
tank
Evening journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1888-1932, 1902-02-06

We thought that matter Of the con-
duct OF General Funston in the capture
Of Aguinaldo had been settled to the
satisfaction of the American people.
but not so. The Every Evening has
discovered a Mr.. Crammond Kennedy,
Of Washington. who thinks Funston
violated the rules of civilized warfare
in making this capture. and that he
did many other terrible things. Well.
we presume this settles it; the Every
Evenings bare word is sufficient to
settle most controversies without fur
Their proof, but when IL is backed up
by Mr. Kennedy-Crammond Kennedy
further discussion is futile. OF course
no reader is supposed to ask, who is
this man Kennedy. anyway That
would show lack OF familiarity with
the great names of history. 1t is a
name that will go echoing down the
corridors of time. while such names as
Roosevelt. Dewey and Mckinley will
be forgotten. The capture of Aguin-
aldo was sad blow to the Every
Evening.
Evening journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1888-1932, 1902-02-06

11.92 degrees fahrenheit Professor
Wilson began his investigation about
year ago.
What made that man at the last
table leave?" asked the proprietor of
the restaurant.
1T was this way, sir answered me
waiter. He came in and asked for
sausage and | told him we were out.
but if he would wait little while we
would have some"
"Well2"
"Then / went out in the kitchen and
accidentally stepped on the dogs TAIL
sir. and the dog began to howl like he
was being killed sir, and
Il see." interrupted the proprietor
What did Mr.. Strongnerve say when
YOU told him you would be a sister TO
him?"
s'Why. he had the impudence TO say
that was better still Then he kissed
me. lighted a cigar and asked me TO
please mend his gloves for him."
The latest census shows there are
5.1S9 900 Hebrews in Russia.