Arizona republican., 1902-09-01
CASEY AND All SAM
Proposed Methods of Remedying Un-
 fortunate Labor Conditions.

Now laugh. will ye, ye haythen hyena 9" said Casey, as he stumbled through the door of An Sam's wash house. I've got yc checkmated proper. tied Up like d shoe string an laid out by the dispatcher on a side track at a way station where days no water tank, Yer d dead 'un."
 'Wha's malla yau2 I no unstan'," ha answered You no talk 'em sense. You clazy now?"
 No I'm not crazy, ye crey-eyed. rice-chewing outlaw; but you'll be when ye do understand. Once you Elathariu' MongCis get yer beVeled eye balls down into line SOS ye can lock al hard boiled proposition straight in d, face. yeIl turn yer waller features Co de sattin sun and lockstep yerselves ever d. long mike to tidewater. We've been havin' perpetual picnic in dis land of de free an home O de brave, but de pathriatism of Amurican labor has sounded de call to arms. paregor- ically speakiu'. an it's up to de chinks to duck. Days no paragoric in that, either"
 You all time talk too much, Mis- Casey all same. u-aH same. what you call 'em dclgate walkem delgate y heap talk, I nJ sabe noting"
 All right II explain to ye, an mind what I'm tellin ye to- fer it's no mid summer nights dream. Amurican la bcr is organizin' all over d. country. an it's crganiziA fer business. Scab labor don't sc, an special banT be put on Oriental paupers. Days too many civilized pcor folks cryin' fer bread to longer permit y,H heather philosophers to cart away our coin an dump it into de laps of cIub-footed China women fer de support of pigeon tced kids. Phoenix union No. Steen hundred and aiE has issued mani fssto that hereafter no man that wears clothes shall have 'em washed by scab labor an if ye cant wash clothes. what will ye wash. ye hungry eyed hop tieud?'
 "Oh, I heap sabe now," said Ah Sam Him belly sood. Makem evyting union'nen ev'ybedy makem mo- money. Pay good plice evyting work litti' time I link mebbe so seOen, eight hour one day, plenty holiday plenty picnic. cv'ybody get job. heap catchem plOspelity. I liSee dat toe. Dis county mallem open door. Chiuaman heap smaht. He catch o1 putty quick Mel ican he fine 'em gCoi t'ing Chinsmen he Hkem too. l t'iuk mebDe so lnakem Chinese union wash house China boy all join union'nen washem all time foh union mans clothes"
 "I see where yer right" said Casey. only it's all Wrong. You ratchasers are forever buttin in where yer not want cd. but dis time yer barred. Days Chinese wall aroun' de union an days no custom officers at de portholes No imitation chcckdees ner the real ones either'H get ye trough de gate. fer days nothin' but union men on guard. said Casey. raising his voice excitedly ''Ie may do some fine work along de Mexican boundary. but ye cant break trough de union labor breaatworks Days get to be something sacred in this country, an day can't be nuthin' sacred where a Chinaman has his hook in"
 "Oh whas malla-you?" said the Chi naman. You go way back an sit down. Ev'y ,ime you talk you get heap mad. Ycu tink 1lishman heap smaht. Plenty tings you no sabe, ! no faid foh you, l no haid union. You t'ink dive all ChiEamen way; I fool you plenty. Eefo' l study whole lot | heap sabe how fXem union"
 You de. dc ye*" said Casey Well.