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Arizona silver belt., 1902-11-20

A dutchman, addressing his dog, said You vas only dog, but wish l vas you. Ven you go init the bed in you shust durn round dree times and lay down. Ven go init the bed in, haf to lock up de place and wind de clock und pnt de cat oud und undress myself, und my vife wakes up und scols me, den de baby cries und l haf to walk him up und down den maype yen shust go to sleep, it's time to ged up again. Ven you ged up, you shust stretch yourself und scratch a couple of times, und you vas up; I haf to light de fire, put on de kettle, scrap init my vife already, und mappe get some breakfast. You play round all tay und haf plenty of fun. I haf to york all tay und haf plenty of droub- Ie. Ven you die, you'd dead ven 1 die, l haf to go to hell yet. "--Uniden- tiiied.
Arizona silver belt., 1902-11-20
What Will the Republicans Do 2

That conservative republican paper, the Washington Star, asks the ques tion. It says: And now that the re. publicans have secured the next house what will they do with it? What in- depreciation will they put upon the verdict of the election ? Will they construe it as instruction to let well enough alone ? Will the Fifty. eighth congress meet, maneuver little for position in the presidential race, and djourn in midsummer with nothing to show in the way of legislation but the supply bills ? Will they hesitate to take up the tariff question for fear of unsettling business ? Will they tackle the trusts only in the way of propositions which if adopted will lead but to protracted wrangles in the courts? Action of a definite charac- ter upon these two questions will be expected by the country. The Ding ley law needs revision. The trusts need regulation. Of talk on both of those propositions the country has heard no little, and before the lst of December, 1903, will hear good deal more. A do-nothing congress will not meet the requirements of the situa- tion. A republican majority shuffling and evading in matters of pressing na- tlonal concern will be out of line with the record of an organization which was founded in courage and has juSti. tied it's long existence by material ac- complishmeptS ,
Arizona silver belt., 1902-11-20
There are two places in the United

There are two places in the United States where liquors are sold which are sacred from the jurisdiction of the laws of the land-the restaurants in the house and senate wings of the capitol building, Washington. This sacrednees was for all time settled by Chief Justice Alvey of the District Court of Appeals, when he reversed the decision of the police court, which would have made the proprietors of these two refreshment rendezvous of the nations legislators either pay $300 pr go to the workhouse for sixty days.
Arizona silver belt., 1902-11-20
4 Thanksgiving Dinner.

Heavy eating is usually the first cause of indigestion. Repeated attacks in. flame the mucous mem brancs lining the stomach, producing aswelling after eat ing, heartburn, headache, sour risiugs and finally catarrh of the stomach, kodol relieves the inflammation, pro- tects the nerves and cures the catarrh. Kodol cures indigestion, dyspepsia, all stomach troubles by cleansing and sweetening the glands of the stomach Globe Drug Store, E. J. Roberts.
Arizona silver belt., 1902-11-20
MORMON APOSTLE SHOOT
Prospective Unlted States Senator Is Young,
 Weslthy and Popular.

Reed Shoot, apostle of the Mormon church, who is practically assured of election to the United States senate from Utah, as a result of the spirited campaign he waged, is but little over forty years, wealthy and popular.
 His father was one of the pioneers who crossed the plains with Brigham Young, and was an early settler of Provo, MT. Shoots present home. His wife is a daughter of H. S. Eldredge, a leading banker of Salt Lake City. She brought him fortune, which he has increased by careful handling, un- til he himself is reputed to be mil lionaire. He is a banker and manu- facturer and is interested in large number of other enterprises.
 Throughout Utah officials of the Mormon church electioneered for him while he had the assistance of Senator Thos. Kearns, whom, it is said, he is to help in return two years hence. His candidacy split the republican party in the state, for many were op- posed to the idea of electing nor mon apostle. These supported openly the democratic legislative candidates, who would vote for the return of Sen ator J. L. RawlinS, If elected On the other hand, many of the mormon dem- ocrats, who are susceptible to ecclesi- astical influence in politics, were brought over to Washington Star
Arizona silver belt., 1902-11-20

The Journal for Investors says {: What is known among copper men as the famous lost lode' has, according to Professor Agassiz, been found by Capt Sam uel Parnell, the Calumet x Hecla expert in charge of the Lake Su- perior mines. The lode was encOun- tered early in the summer and report ed by Captain Parnell to be richer than any other ore found in years in the lake region"
Arizona silver belt., 1902-11-20

Success in mining, as in that of rail road building, means success for the industries of every hamlet, village, town and city within it's reach, and the man or the enterprise that makes two blades of grass grow where only one grew before is public benclac. tnr Fly
Arizona silver belt., 1902-11-20
Asked and Answered.

Wife-Why do you gfumble because ] pay sl5 for new hat once in six months when you pay S25 every month for cigars ?
 Husband-ThaUS an easy one, don t smoke hats. Chicago News.
Arizona silver belt., 1902-11-20

Phoenix physicians are puzzled over recent happening in that city. A year ago needle which a young lady
 had sticking in her belt, entered the young lady's waist. A few days ago it worked its way out of the arm of q young man who was frequent visitor at the lady's residence. The doctors are wondering how it got there.-Ex.
Arizona silver belt., 1902-11-20

Light passes from the sun to the earth in about eight minutes; dis tsnce 95,OOO,OOO miles. A locomotive travelling at the rate of mile min ute, would require upwards Of lSO years to go the same distance.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-12-06
INGALLS, ON THE ROCKS

Manila, Nov. 23.-The United States
transport ingalls, with General Miles
and party on board, which struck on
reef while entering the harbor OF
Legaspi, Luzon. on Saturday, fioated at
high tide the same day, and will arrive
here next Monday. The vessel struck
on coral reef while going at a speed
of nine knots. The shock raised tina
ship two feet along its entire length.
Captain Brugire has explained that he
was trying to save twenty minutes by
running through the charted channel
between the reefs In the center of the
Gulf of Albay in straight line for Le-
gaspi, instead Of following the usual
channel. A Spanish vessel, which was
asked to give assistance, asked $780,
900 (Mexican) as salvage. but these
terms were declined. Captain Brugire
pumped out the vessels water ballast
and she noated without aid. 1t is be.
llsved that the ingalls, is unchanged.
The cholera Is spreading among the
Moro towns on the west coast OF Min
danao and there Is much restitution
among the people. Quarantine in
creases the suffering by stopping work
and the movement of supplies. Gen.
eral Davis has telegraphed to General
Sumner directing the distribution OF
food supplies to the sufferers. The dis.
ease is disappearing from this city.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-12-06
SOME SIMPLE REMEDIES

Vinegar and salt will clean the black
rust off sheet.iron frying pans, but they
should be thoroughly secured after.
ward with sand and soap.
A simple cement for broken china or
earthonwGre is made OF powdered
quicklime, sifted through a coarse
muslin bag over the white OF an egg.
Ink spots may be taken out OF wood
by a mixture OF oxallc acid end water
rubbed on with a cloth.
When II becomes necessary to wash
the baby carriage put tablespoonful
OF salt into lukewarm water and use
this in connection with sand soap and
q small scrubbing brush. The salt
prevents the reeds from turning yell
dow.
Add a little salt to stove polish, and
II will not rub off so easily. tea
spoonful OF powdered alum mixed in
II gives a fine luster.
When dampening clothes for iron
ing. the water should be as hot as the
hand can bear. II is not necessary TO
use so much water as II is when the
water is cold.
To wash wicker chairs when soiled.
use strong brine.
Ribbons and silks should be put
away in brown paper, as the chlo..le
Of lime used in manufacturing white
paper produces discoloration.
For cleaning tinware there is moth
ing better than dry flour applied with
a newspaper. First wash in hot soap.
suds, wipe thoroughly dry and then
scour with the -four and well-crumpled
paper.
Boots and shoes may be rendered
permanently waterproof by soaking
them for some hours in thick soap wa
ter. A fatty acid is forced in the
leather by the soap which makes II
impervious to water.
Leather satchels may be cleaned
with a sponge dipped in warm water,
in which little oxalic acid has been
Observation-Disclosures Press.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-12-06
DIVERSIONS for SOCIAL EVENINGS


Se'ect 'he names OF say, IL histori-
cai characters or OF famous living
persons ana having made list Of
them IN order down sheet of paper,
write opposite to each name two or
more words descriptive OF the person,
,he words 10 begin with the persons
ihitiais' rms paper thus prepared, is
20 oe heid oy the ieader' WHO is to de-
che VINO wins.
AS many additional sheets of paper
as there are players must be prepared,
but on them must be written only the
numbers and the descriptive words,
and these papers are distributed
among the players, the object of the
game being for the players to guess
the names from the descriptions given.
There should be a time limit and a
prize, and when the time is I'D the pa.
pers are to be handed TO the leader
who will examine them and award the
prize.
While the principle OF the game is
always the same, the great number of
celeDTdteu persons whose names NAV
be used makes 1t possible to have IL
practically new every time 1t is played.
The following list is given in illus.
tration:
William E. Gladstone, was Eng
lands glory.
William Shakespeare. worth
studying.
3-Edgar Allan Poe, erratic and ne.
culiar.
All. NJ. Stanley. he made search.
5-william Mckinley was martyr.
6-Charles Reade. clever romancer.
7-U. S. Grant, under service
great.
S-Thomas Carlyle, terrible cynic.
9-Abraham Lincoln, able, loyal
10-Christopher Columbus, caravel
cruiser.
11-Louisa NJ. Alcott left many ad.
mirers.
l2-Napoleon Bonaparte, none bold
er.
Boys and girls who prepare this
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-12-06
STUDENTS REFUSE TO
SUBMIT TO VACCINATION

Chicago. Nov. Clone hundred and
nine students we're suspended from the
Northwestern University this morning
because they refused 10 be vaccinated.
Three OF the students had be removed
by force. Many Of the students declare
they will quit the university for good
and the faculty reply with a statement
that II the pupils cannot obey the laws
of Evanston they are not wanted,
Those suspended include many OF
the most prominent students. some
presidents of college classes falling un'
der the ban, and President James de-
clares that the order must be obeyed
II every member OF the college is fore
ed TO leave.
At the opening of classes today, o
notice posted on the bulletin board OF
the university announced the decision
OF the faculty relating to their vacclna-
ton order. Those who refused to obey
the mandate within the required time
are included in the list of those sus-
pended. The faculty's order for com
pulsory vaccination grows out of an
epidemic of smallpox now raging In
Evanston.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-12-06
DONE WITH GIRL
- TYPEWRITERS

A merchant from an interior town of
Michigan was in Detroit a few days
ago looking for young man to act as
his typewriter, and when asked why
be did not employ a girl. he replied:
I've had three or four and they
don't turn out well. The first one had
been with me about a month when a
theatrical company came along and
was going to skip its date because Lit
tie Eva was sick. My typewriter
heard of 1t and offered her services,
and she played the part so well that
the company took her along and in
four weeks she married the manager
and ran the whole show. The second
one got little too fresh after week
or so. and came to me and said:
"'Mr. Blank, you haven't got but
one in coffee. while you've put an h
in sugar and left out an in sheeting'.'
DO you object to my way of SPELL
iLg?' | asks.
81 DO she says. I don't want folks
to think I'm typewriting for saw
mill
AS wouldn't change, she did; and
number three was all right till young
farmer walked in and gained her love
while she was typewriting an order for
six grindstones and bale of red
blankets.
Number four was the best looking
girl of all. and she hadn't been in the
store three days when my wife says
TO me across the breakfast table:
"'Silas. think I'll go home on
visit
Yes?' says |.
"'And take our seven children
Yes
land stay a year or two
What's the row. says /.
Nothing. says she. only that wher
q man Of your age has to put on g
clean shirt and collar every morning
it's time IRE got a homely typewriter
or new family
The girl went" continued the mer
chant, "and | don't think III Try any
more. I'll get some young man who
wants chance to work up, and wher
ne amt typewriting I'll hoist him up
stairs to barrel up beans and sack NJ
WOOL Detroit Free Press.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-12-06
MARK TWAIN'S
y - ODD REQUEST

At one of the public receptions at
the White House during the second
Cleveland administration Mr.. Samuel
Clemens MARK Twain was presented
to Mrs. Cleveland. On shaking hands
with her he gave her card, asking
simply:
"Will you please sign that?'
Mrs, Cleveland glanced at the card
to find nothing but the words: "He
has not" written across It, She
looked in amused perplexity to Mr..
Clemens for something further, when
the latter explained;
MY wife said If came here | would
be sure to come with my goloshes on;
but | haven't, have I? So wish you
would sign that for me to give to her."
Mrs. Cleveland looked down at his
feet and then laughingly wrote her
name on the card,
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-12-06
'sox xoxox xoxo

persons may take part. and a limit of
line should be fixed in which the work
Is 70 be done. The sentences are all
signed by the makers and handed in
in that way; .or. II preferred. they may
be handed in unsigned. so that the
Judge may be relieved OF any imputa.
ton OF showing favor to a player.
Here are a few sentences as illustra.
lions. As will be seen, the original
sentence Is followed by the backward
reading:
scandalous society and life make
gossips frantic.
Frantic gossIps make life and socle.
~ scandalous.
Dies, slowly, fading day; winds
mournful sigh.
Sigh mournful winds; day. fading,
slowly dies.
Solomon had vast treasures: silver
and gold, things precious. Happy and
wise and rich was he.
He was rich and wise and happy.
Precious things. gold and silver. treas.
ures vast had Solomon.
She sits lamenting sadly, often too
much alone.
Alone much too often, sadly lament.
ing sits she.
Man Is noble and generous often, but
sometimes vain and cowardly.
Cowardly and vain sometimes. but
often generous and noble is man.
Carefully boiled eggs are good and
palatable.
Palatable and good are eggs boiled
carefully.
Matter and mind are mysteries; new
er mind. What is matter? Matter is
never mind, What is mind? Mind
is.-never matter.
Matter never is mind. Mind is
NhatY Mind never Is matter. Matter
is what? Mind never. Mysteries are
mind and matter.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-12-06
very pretty pair I see

Still, every pretty pair see
Rule, ravish and bewilder me-
Aside from the color there is the
shape of the eye to consider. Artists
regard the following as the ideal pro.
portions:
The width should be one.Hfth the
breadth of the head; the cornea one.
third the width of the eve, and the
width of the lids apart should be
equal to the diameter OF the cornea.
An odd little story Is told about the
shape OF the eyes of Nine. Jane Had.
ing, the French actress. which are
very remarkable. They are of the
cIearest and unrest brown like that
Of mountain brooks or wave.washed
onvx and vei,ed with n thick fringe nj
black and silky lashes.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-12-06
RIVAL TO PING PONG

Table bowls, practically replica of
the popular outdoor summer game,
will probably prove formidable rival
this winter to ping pong. Bowls on
a table is scientific pastime, and 1t
also has this recommendation, that
there is not the continual search on
the floor for the balls, of which there
is full set all biassed the same, as
at the ordinary game, but they and the
Jack" are, of course, in miniature.
The game has already met with tuch
success at the Crystal and Alexandra
palaces. There can be but little doubt
that when the pastime becomes more
widely known and INDUCED in its pop
ularity will rapidly increase. Among
those who have had bowls tables erect
ed at their private residences may be
mentioned the Earl of Jersey, Tpresi.
dent OF the Imperial Bowling Associa.
tion.-London Daily Chronicle.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-12-06
SCHOOL FOR
DESERTED WIVES

On the top floor Of the New Erie
building, Halstead street and Blue ISL
and avenue, Is one of the most unique
institutions In the city, says the Chi
cago Chronicle. II Is known as the
United Hebrew Charities Workroom."
The presiding genius, or, more tech.
nically. the superintendent, is Mrs.
Louise Mitchell.
This workroom has unique mis-
sion among the poor Jewish women of
Chicago. It aims to give employment
to deserted wives and dependent wild
ows who have children to feed and
clothe. II seeks to make them self
supporting by teaching them various
kinds Of needlework. And lastly, II
endeavors to educate them In the de-
cencies OF life. to raise them in their
own esteem and to give them that de-
sire for a certain social standing so
essential to the happy woman's make
up.
The committee in general charge of
the undertaking is headed by Mrs.
Louise Schott. The other members
are Isaac Greensfelder Mrs. Carson
Myers and Mrs. Alfred Kohn.
Every day the rooms are filled with
women whose poverty and helpless.
ness are known to Superintendent Ed.
ward Rubovits, of the United Hebrew
Charities. They come at 8 o'clock in
the morning and leave at in the aft.
ernoon. These hours allow them to
complete all their household work be.
fore leaving home, and to return in
time to prepare the evening meal The
tasks given them are not hard, and in
payment each receives IS cents a day.
The only drawback to the workroom
Is that 1t can accommodate no moro
than fifty women at a time. The COM
mittee must, therefore. perform its du.
ties on principles of scientific charity
and according to the means at its dis
posal 1t cannot be generous. Il can
only be just. In commenting on this
Superintendent Rubovits says:
Our applicants appear in differ
ent attitude from that adopted by
those who petition non-Jewish chart.
where others ask. It is true that our
donors were more liberal. The pecu.
liarities may have their origin in that
maxim of the Bible: For the poor
shall never cease out of the land And.
therefore. the liberality, on the one
hand, is greater, and the demands
from our people. on the other hand,
are more persistent.
"Our manner of procedure is easily
explained. A case appears and the ap.
plication is taken. Then an investlga.
ton is made. This Is done for the
purpose of learning the history OF the
case and to ascertain the causes that
prompted the person to ask for assist
ance. and also to enable the members
of the committee to form an opinion
as to what extent aid should be fur.
nished. Such investigations frequent.
ly lead to detection of intended fraud
sometimes to unworthiness.
ION this latter point | wish to say
that the women who are taken into
the workroom are all respectable and
upright morally.
eve do not, as rule. undertake
our investigations with the precon.
ceived idea that we sfail discover it's
object to be unworthy. When we do
discover 1t to be such, 1t is quite acct
dental and very disappointing. In that
case, of course, the applicant Is refus.
ed aid. When we have cause merely
IN susDpct that SOM ell hing Is wrong we
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-12-06
~ THE QUESTION OF EYES u

The latest subjects of statistical in
quiry are light and dark eyes. and II
is announced that, taking the average
of Europe and America, 4i.6 is the per.
centage of men having light eyes. in.
Guiding blue and gray. The proportion
of women having blue or gray eyes is
32.2 per cent. In other words blue
eyes are decidedly rarer among women
than among men.
Men have light eyes oftener than
women, but in the intermediate grades
Of color between light and dark, the
percentage of the two sexes is very
nearly the same. In this intermediate
category are brown and hazel eyes
The percentage OF these among men
Is 431. and among women 45.l.
The percentage OF black eyes is lar
ger among women than among men,
being 20.7 per cent for the women
while among men II Is 1873.
Blue eyes are considered to pos
sess great attractions. This was the
case among the Greeks and Romans
Of classic times. Upon the Goddess
Minerva was bestowed a surname to
signify the blueness of her eyes.
Gray eyes-wells that a man might
fall into-have ever been the ideal OF
all great novellsts; among the nun.
ber Charlotte Bronte, George Eliot,
Wilkie Collins and Charles Reade.
Most of the heroines in up-to-date fic.
ton are gray-eyed maidens.
or the living great, as well as the
vast army of the dead who have dis
tinguished themselves, most have
eyes OF gray or blue.
Shakespeare had eyes of gray; so
had nearly all the English poets. Cole.
ridges eyes were large, light gray,
prominent and of liquid brilliancy. By
ron's eyes were gray fringed with long
black lashes.
Charles Lambs glittering eyes were
strangely dlssimilar In color, one be.
ing hazel, the other having specks of
gray in the iris. Chatterton's brilliant
gray eyes we're his most remarkable
feature. Under strong excitement one
appeared brighter and larger than the
other.
AS to green eyes, they are for glo.
ry. The Empress Catharine of Russia
had eyes of this hue. In Don Out
xote" green eyes are thus referred to:
But, now | think on it, Sancho. thy
description Of her beauty was a little
absurd in that particular of compar
ing her eyes to pearls. Sure, such
eyes are more like those of whiting
or sea.bream than those of fair
lady: and in my opinion Dulcinea's
eyes are rather like two yerdant en-
eralds, rallied in with two celestial
arches, which signify her eyebrows.
Therefore, Sancho, you had better take
your pearls from her eyes and apply
them to her teeth"
The writer of a Persian song says:
"A gray eye is still and shy
Whether 1t smile or frown;
A rogulsh is the brown;
The eye of the blue is ever true;
But In the black eyes magic spell
Mystery and mischief dwell,
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-12-06
WHAT BIT THE OTHER ONE

Supp-What bit the other one =
Prof. Douglas II. Campbell of Leland
Stanford Jr. University, tells this
story Of an English stage coach,
which was drawn by flea'bitten gray
and skewbald mare. The color Of
the horses aroused the curiosity of an
American passenger:
81 say, driver what color would you
call that near leader?" he asked,
pointing out the horse, whose gray
coat was sprinkled with black specks.
les fiea-bitten gray, SIR" replied
the driver.
For goodness sake! Then tell me
what bit the other one?"--New York
Tribune.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-12-06
FRIENDLY CONSOLATION.

Edyth-That spiteful Clara Billings
has been saying all manner of mean
things about me-the hateful thing!
Mayme-Oh, | wouldn't mind what
she says, dear. She merely repeats
what others say.-Chicago Daily
News.