New-York tribune., 1902-05-10
THE talk or THE DAY.

Persons who look In the ordinary Protestant edi-
tions of the Bible In either the King James or the
Revised Version for the text of the sermon or
Archbishop Ryan Yesterday at the funeral of Arch
b,shop Corrigan win fail 20 find a. He took the
words on which he based his discourse from &c
rlesIastlcrs" otherwise called The Wisdom %
Jesus the Son OF Sirach. This Is one or the books
considered apocryphal by both Jews and Prot
testants. but accepted as canonical by the Roman
Catholic and Greek churches and hence found
In the Douay version the Bible In the Thirty
nine Articles Of the Protestant Episcopal Church
the books Of the Apocrypha- nearly a score In
number are recommended TO he read for edihca-
ton and in most OF the older editions OF the King
James Bible they are bound between the Old and
New Testaments but this usage has been aban-
doned In recent years.
A teated traveller who was compelled 10 stay
ali night in backwoods cabin says that soon
'side meat" swimming in grease had been eaten
a tail gaunt youth of about eighteen and an equally
took their hats from wooden pegs IN The wall and
her pipe from between her yellow teeth. said re-
Go 'iong an wash your feet Levi. you an Looiy
both, Hant You ,shamGd med 70 yoo go on to an evenn
a bench by the door he said. with a grumble;
have to 0G&' FIX uP S SO sSf6 for S Free Press
Here are some answers to questions in examna-
what religion had the Britons7 strange and
terrible one called religion Of the dudes
What caused the death OF Cleopatra? II was
because she b!t wasp.
What you tell OF Johnson? He survived
Shakespeare I'm some respects
What is the spinal column? Bones running all
over the body. 1t is considered dangerous
Name domestic animal useful for clothing. and
describe its habits. OK. Doesn't have any habits.
because II lives I'm n stable.
What is the function of the gastric Juice? To
digest the stomach.
Il could just die dancing' avows the maiden fair
TO see. who has been two-steppng the hotel
An" smiles her escort, las Shakespeare might
eo eaYs said 20" could double s''e on this mortal
At first she was inclined TO ask for an introduc-
with assuring her that he just dreadful.
baltimore American.
well aunty what are your thochts aboot mar
ryin?" asked a young woman in Scotland the other
day OF her aunt a decent body who had reached
the shady side Of life without having committed
matrimony.
Deed lassie" frankly replied the old lady. i've
had but three thochts aboot II a my days an the
last is like to be the Largest. First then. when
young like yoursel thocht 'whan I tak'?'
Then. as time began TO wear by thocht. 'Wha'n
l get" An after got my leg broken WI that
whumel DOT o. Saunders McDrunthie's cart my
thOchts syne have bin. 'Wha'll TAX me?"
"A considerable proportion OF chess players are
clergymen" a minister said the other day. III you
weeklies the columns devoted TO questions and
answers regarding the game and TO chess tourna-
and ID. D.'s' that you Will come upon there Chess
is. you see, game too weighty and serious for
most people. who like In their amusement 10 un-
bend But this very weightiness. this very serious
ministers. for they cannot afford unbend In their
play to the same extent that others Hence
chess for them, rather than ping pong."-(Phila-
delphia Press
THE Austral Light" Roman Catholic maga-
zine of Australia. recently published an elaborate
defence OF gambling written by a Jesuit priest
under instructions from Cardinal Moran the head
of the Church in Australia The article expressly
afirms that gambling in itself is right even when
gain mot entertainment) is the direct aim OF the
gambler, and that 1t is wrong only when carried to
EEDITOR CARNEGIE
Crhe purity of the Scotch dialect below Is NOT
guaranteed II is correctly freckled however,
Losh lads! Tis Sanders Carnegie
Wad max the siller gae-
He fain wad be a premier mon
An prent things ika day.
He dinna like tae save the gOold
An gies II a in Dukes
An moo wad be eedtor,
Tae write L prenters nukcs
Save s "a! When Sanders talks the pen
Tae max the bits o. news F
Wha Wadna be the boy
Tae stan near Sanderss shoes?
Tae stan near Sanders's shoon an TAX
The muckle things he'd write!
Hoot. Lad! 'Twad be dOusy check
For leaders he'd indite,
Hoot laddie! Laddie think o. H.
A twa-line paragraph
Micht vera weel be somethin'
A thoosan' dollar draf'!
An when he wrote the blackface heads
The anes they ca a scare
Losh. laddie Such take" as that
Wad max a meelfonairet