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The Birmingham age-herald., 1902-11-16
Nuaaets From Manila.

From the Manila (P. I) Freedom.
 A native named Rios. in Tayabas prov ince, styles himself the descendant oi God. He will be a God-forsaken hombre if the constabuIary get hold of him.
 Rios. the self-styled descendant of God, should be given an opportunity to visit the home of his ancestor. Tayabas is not a fitting place for man of his illustrious descent
 There was a young man from Shanghai who remarked, T cannot see what, with bloomin club dues and the high price Of bues, those blokes in Manila don't dai.
 The Cavite Chino who poured monlton brass into a retort which was partially filled with water or nonalloying material did not live to learn better but his fate should be warning to others who do not know that all material substances do not harmonize with each other.
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judges. But they'se wan pursoot where prejudice has no hand Whin a man wants to borrow money, he niver inquires about tn characxter or religion iv tn fellew he touches. He'd as lave borrow firm a sthranger as a frind, firm bad man as a good, firm Jew as a Christyan. He'd sooner. F'r he hopes not to be able to pay it back, an not payin' money back to Jew is Cnristyan varchue. So tn Jews become money finders. They handed out tn roly boly to imprors an kings who come back firm wars an pulled their teeth out. But whin tn imprors needed tn dough again, they had to go to Nose, an Nose made thim settle what they owed, with inthrust. So in tn end, tn impror had tn Jews teeth, an tn Jew had tn imprors money.
 "Well, to be good money finder ye have to be sthrong at figures. Ye have to be able to add up quick in ye'er head, because tn man that has tn watch to soak hasn't time to think iy annything but wantln' tn money in a hurry So tn Jews larned figures. To larn figures right, we've got to begin arly. Ye've got to git into tn habit iv thinkin' figures. Ye can't begin afther fifty, whin ye're head is full iv pothry an song. Tn Jews start right away. AS tn pote that Hogan knows says, they lisp in numbers. They're taught to play with tn usury law in tn cradle an it niver ceases to be a toy with thin. Whin me frind, Ickstein, wants his son to behave, he says: 'Naxey, if ye're a good boy, pah- pah will let ye go out in tn yard an play with tn arithmetic.' l wanst wint to Mary Cassidy's school to see tn children show off. Whin she ast how nanny eight times iliven was, all tn little Jew Boys was red in tn face an snap pin their fingers an all tn little Irish boys was thryin' to count 1t up with their lead pencils. But whin she ast who won tn battle iv Bunker Hill, Jew boy thought it was Kuhn, Loeb an Comp'ny, but the Irish boys knew who it was.
 "In figures tn Jews is sthrong. Where they're weak is not carin' about money. I mane it. A Jew cares about makin' money. A Con- necticut Yankee and Scotchman cares about money. There ar-re no Jews in New England. They can't make Twin there. A Connecticut Yankee wud skin a Jew down to his collar button an burn what was left iv him at tn stake as a heretic. Tn raison fir it is this, mind ye: A Jew makes down town an spinds up town. It's aisy come, aisy go, with Jew. He can't be drhagged be a gents furnishin' store with show iv red neckties
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4 h> SEE that me frind, Sic
 rety Hay, is goin'
 to push Roomanya
 around f'r it's threat. ment iv tn Jews" said MT. Doc ley.
 Where's Roomanya ?" asked MT Hennessy.
 I don't know said MT. Doolev. an lawn Hay don't know an nobody knows. It's somewhere down In tn lower vest pocket iy Europe with tn rest iv tn small change. But annyhow it's been threattn' tn Jews badly-expellin' thim as if they was poor immy- grants, or denyin' thim a vote as II they was Chinymen or ladies, or takin' away their right to thrile be jury as if they was naygurs. An lawn Hay is goin' to stop it. a1n't sure how, but I suppose he's goin to hold thin up to tn con tlmpt iv tn civilized wurruld. 'Tis tn aisest way an 'tis good exer- else. We have tn record fir holdin' up eight-ounce nations to tn con- timpt iv tn wurruld."
 T don't see why we shud in- therfere to help tn Jews," growled MT. Hennessy. They're pretty well able to help thimsilves. They're all rich"
 T see," said MT. Dooley, "ye nave a feelin' again lawn Hays trinds. 'Tis ye'er idee that ivry lew is rich man. Maybe ye're tight. Maybe all thim Jews that lives down in Canal sthreet, twinty in room, is Rothschilds. I SUD- pose me frind, Finkstein, that comes by here ivry mornin' hol- lerin' Rags, ol' ir'n, has accumy- lated fortune, though ye wud- dent think so be tn look iv his hat. Prob'ble a great deal iv money Is made be thim scared-lookina men that stops ye at a sthreet cor ner an wants to know if ye have amy ol clothes to sell, gintlemin. They must mus be large profits as a middleman in a thransaction involvin' a pair iv pants that cost two dollars whin they were first bought an has been worn through a picnic season, an a pollytical campaign. I watched wan iv thim joynts iv finance a whole day wanst. Out iv a total iv five hun dherd propositions, he got four hundherd stony glares, ninety-eight Go to tn divvles, wan punch in tn eye, an cardigan jacket. But he mus be rich. All Jews ar-re rich.
 'Wud ye like me to give ye me observations on tn Jews? Ye wudden't? Well I will. Tn raison tn Jews is all in business is be- cause they'se nawthin' else fir thim to do. FIT cinchries and cinchries, Father Kelly tells me they've been crowded out iv ivry- thing else. They couldn't be so- jers or pollyticians or lawyers or
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ality play, which has attracted so much attention here. Is making 8 regular
 swing around the circle. Produced first at Mendelsshon Hall, MT. Frohman moved 1t last week to the Madison Square, and tomorrow week 1t will be transferred again. this time to the New York theater Performances will be given at the Madi- son Square every afternoon and evening this week.
 Owing to the great size of the New York theater auditorium a new stage will bs constructed to bring the players and the audience into the close proximity that a proper presentation of this play seem to require.
 Miss Matthison who plays the title role in this peculiar piece, has scored a great success, and, strange to relate, the ac- tors and actresses who have seen her are the loudest in their praises of her re- markable art
 MT. John Hare has written from London to MT. Charles Frohman that 1t is his intention to retire from the stage in 1904 when he will reach the age of sixty years, forty of which will have been spent in active stage work. He says that he be- lieves that after this long service he should be fairly entitled to a rest. Mir. Hare hopes, before retiring, to visit America again. It Is his wish to do this, and he declares he will surely come over if certain well-known author who is at work upon new play for him pro- vides him with worthy material and character in which he thinks American theater-goers would like to see him.
 MT. Hare is now on his annual tour. playing "Quex," "A Pair of SpectacIes,H Caste" and Rubber" have seen both | Quality Street and The Marriage of {, Kitty" he writes. with the former I was delighted and charmed; with the lat | ter greatly amused. They are both, I am glad to hear. great successes. and will continue to be so. think, for months to l come"
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 New patterns in hemstitched sets, Table Linen and Napkins at special prices.
 AT 1oc-Bleached Huck Towels, size 19x40.
 AT 1ec-Our 25c quality of Linen Huck Towels, and large size Bath Towels. AT 25c-Our 35c quality, drawn work. hemstitched Damask, and our 35c quality of soft Linen Huck, Damask borders. AT 59c-Our 75c quality of heavy brocaded Huck Towels, pure linen, and our 75c quality of hemstitched, Linen Dieper Towels, large size.
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Amoskeag Tesyldown, light and dark colored, the heaviest 70o fabric in outing, per yard.... Aoo
 Crepenette Flannelette, texture with crepe back and f1eeced JAo inside; special price per yard. INV
 Heavy Gray Irish Frieze Flannel, the best and heaviest ever O0o sold at, per yard. .... OOC
 Good heavy blue, gray, red and white Flannel, containing the largest perc6nt of wool of any goods Oko made; to sell, per yard.... ..... .%OC
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New train to Atlanta over Southern railway leaves Bir- mingham ll:3O p. m. daily. Pullman sleeping car ready for occupancy Union station 9:3O p. m.
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 AT 49c-Our 59c quality of Cream Danask, all linen. AT 5oc-Our 69c quality of 70-inch pure linen Damask, extra heavy, and our 69c quality fof bleached Damask, all linen. AT 65c-Our 75c quality of 72-inch silver bleached Damask. pure linen AT 75c-Our 9Sc quality of 72-inch bleached, double satin Damask, and our 9sc quality of silver bleached satin Damask, 72 inches wide. AT 98c-Our standard grade of $1.35, pure Irish Satin Damask, grass bleached.
 AT $1.19-Our $1.39 quality of fine Irish Satin Damask, all linen, grass bleached, new patterns. AT $1.3s-Our $1.75 quality of 90-inch Irish Satin Damask, heavy weight. AT s8c-Our s1.25 quality Damask Lunch Cloths.
 AT $1.25-Our $1.5O quality hem stitched Damask Lunch Cloths. AT $1.49-Our s2.00 quality of hem stitched drawn work Lunch Cloths.
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Wash Goods Department.
 SPECIAL PRICES.

Prunells Cloth, flannel effect, a won derful reproduction of fine French flannel; designs are new, and fast colors-will stand any washing and still look pretty; price 1Sa Extra Special case white Flannel. 26 inches wide, contains large per cent of wool; sells the city over at 25c per yard; for Monday 1Ro only, per yard.... .... .... .. lCO
 Cassimeres, for Mems and Boys Pants. We have in stock full line of Cassimeres, which enables us to sell you full pattern of 8 I En yards for mems pants for. ..s C slsOO
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A Natural Conclusion.

From the Atlanta Constitution.
 Here's a story of a man who has been arrested on the charge of having three wIves.'
 Why did'n dey let him stay whar he wuz?' said Brother Dickey
 Stay where he was?"
 ''Yes. suh. Wusn't ne in de lunatic asylum?'
The Birmingham age-herald., 1902-11-16
Rixbv's Generous Friends

From the Cleveland Plain Dealer.
 Bixby says he has given up all his old friends"
 Good There is a chance that he will smoke better cigars, now"
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adieS' Furnish
 ingS.

Ladies Neckwear, slightly soiled; these ties sold for $1.0O; OOo special. .... .... OCS
 Another lot that sold for 1E> 75c, for.... .... .... .... =. lOC
 Ladies' silk Ties; stock OE. and tie together, each.... .... SOC
 Ladies' Hemstitched Stock Ties; same with lace ends, were SAo S1.0O, now.... .... .... ..COO
 Ladies' Hose. black foot and col s ored tip' per 15c
 Ladies Black Hose. silk em- TO- broidered, per pair .... ... lOC
 Children's good, fast black. ribbed Hose, worth 15c, for to- 1So morrow, pair for.... .... =. IOC
 Boys Bicycle Hose, the TO- 25c kind, for.... .... .... =. lOC
 Ladies Handkerchiefs, something real good, per SAo
 Another lot, pure linen hem I 00 stitched, per dozen. ... ..IsOO
 Ladies' embroidered linen Hand- kerchiefs; special, 7E
 eacn.... .... 1OO
 Ladies Kid Gloves in Grey Mode, Brown, Red, White and na. Black, per pair. -. .... ..6Jc oo'ops Sus ;1;sS ta1 Gloves in all LOO
 Ladies' real Mocha Gloves in MS,ss VE1ss Der essy; psia. Red and !. -. LOO
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Fall Weight Underwear.

Womens Vests and Pants, heavy Australian wool ano maco yarn mixed, non-shrinkable silk taped, form-fitting garments, with gusseted sleeves, hand finished, good wearing gar ~Ro ments; special. .... .... .. SOO
 Women's Egyptian Cotton Vests and Pants, silk taped, pearl but OEo tons, gray or ecru. .... ... ~~ON
 Women's Combination Suits of heavy Egyptian cotton, white, silver, gray or ecru, open across bust, Elliott styles, large flaps, silk S0o tape, at. ... .... .... .'..
 Women's Vests and Pants of good heavy weight and excellent quality of Egyptian cotton in ecru and gray, also taped gussets in sleeves, SAo shaped to At, for.... .... .... COO
 Womens Gowns. made of extra heavy 1annelette, in fancy colored stripes, hubbard styles; 1Ao special. ... .... .... .... .... AOC
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| adieS' PettiCOdtS.

Ladies' Black Mercerized Accordion pleated, the best value in the Oo city, for tomorrow. .... ..Ls~~O
 Ladies' Flannelette Gowns, IOo good quality, for.... .... .... IOO
 And a still better one, worth OQo $1.25, for tomorrow. .... .... ... COO
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=oR THE NEWEsT AMD BEsT Go To CAHEEMs"
Skirts and Waists.

Cloth and Dress Skirts-Exclusive trimmed and shaped effects in blind cheviots, broadcloths and zib- . 76 erlines-at SIS, $15 and.... ..C. O
 Beautiful Silk Dress Skirts-Four special models, made in taffeta silk, peau de soie, at $2o, $16.5o, 10 RO $15 and. -. ...s .... .... I%.OO
 Handsomely Tailored Walking Skirts-Made with the very latest in verted seams-strapped yoke and kilted shapes, made in novelty mix lures and plain cheviot cloths-un- usual values for F AO only.... .... .... .... .... .OsOO
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1902-07-03
CART FOR ODD JOBS.
Handy Vehicle That Can BE Made for
n Trifle by Any Farmer Handy
with Tools.

This low down, roomy cart, is one
of the handiest wagons on my Farm.
1t costs but trifie to make. Take
two cultivator or other wheels, tighten
the tires, and weld on square rod to
bend an axle to-, just the width the
box is to be made, and with drop as low
as you like the box to rest when hung
on the wheels, not less than four or
five inches from the ground. Make
these cross or bottom bars from hard
wood, one inch thick, three inches
wide, and the rear one long enough
to project eight or ten inches over
each side of box on which to set good
brace irons, as shown, with an inch wide
strap iron inside of the same length.
with bolt passing through bottom bar
to carry the weight of the rear on the
side boards; also one each side in
front. The floor should be laid witt
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1902-07-03

hard pine flooring, with tongue and
groove well loaded to make water tight
and prevent swelling. Front of side
boards should be cut to slant we'll for.
ward from bottom to top. The shafts
extend the full length of box and are
sufficiently long to prevent the horse
from interfering with box or bed.
Put the entire wagon, except ths
bottom, together with screw aad bolts.
Use hard wood corner pieces in front
end. Allow the side to project far
enough over forward to ALLOW rod,
with thread and nut at one end, boz
tom and center, across bed to keeD
it solid by firm tension. Lay cleea
inside box parallel with shafts, ana
bolt securely. Run substantia! brac>
rod from midway of each side of front
box to about one foot out on under
side shafts to maintain perfect rig
idity and equalize the strain in pull
ing and in any over-balance of weight,
also brace shafts with irons hori-
zontally. 1 have an end gate which
is quite handy to use in making closed
box, This picture was taken as ono
of the dairymen was starting from the
barns with barrel of skim milk for
the pig and calf pens. We find use
for it in ''odd jobs on an average of
half of each day.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1902-07-03
Grand Dukes FadS.

The grand duke Of Hesse is almost
lady-lil<e in his tastes. He embroiders
skillfully, and is never so happy as
when busy with his needle over some
piece of fancy work, spending more
time over the arrangement of an at
tractive design and the selection of
striking colors than probably he would
think necessary to devote to affairs of
state. AS a child he was particularly
musical, playing the piano really we'll
and having a remarkably correct ear.
He composed several instrumental
pieces which are declared to be we'll
above the average. Among his fads
are carpentry and upholstering, and
he has founded classes for the study
of both trades, hoping to make Darn
stadt a center for the production of
novelties in cabinet making.-N. Y.
Herald.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1902-07-03
First Edward of Scotland.

The canny Scots are up in arms over
the title of the king, and at recent
convention of the royal burghs two
verbal protests were lodged against
the assumption of the title of Edward
VII. by the sovereign. A letter was
also lodged by the Scottish Patriotic
association asking that deputation
be received to make representa- lions
on the subject of the Unconstitutional
title which the king has seen fit to as
sume." The whole trouble arises from
the fact that his majesty is not Edward
VII, of the order of Scottish successor,
but is Edward {. The Scotchmen claim
their feelings have been outraged by
the king assuming to be the seventh
Edward who ruled over Scotland. It is
to be remembered that James I. of
England was James vi. of Scotland,
and the present sovereign ought to be
called Edward VII, of England and
Edward I. of Scotland.-Detroit Free
Press.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1902-07-03
MODEL OF UNITED STATES.
Scheme at Washington to Make an
Exact ReprOdu ction Of the Coun-
try on u Large Scale.

An exact model of the United
States on scale of 2H inches to the
mile is one Of the possibilities of the
future as an added attraction to the
national capital. While this poss ibil-
ity is, strictly speaking, as yet only
| in the air, it nevertheless has some
| Jealous advocates who see in it not
only great educational function,
but feature of attractiyeness to the
people of the country not equaled by
any piece of natural scenery.
1t will be recalled that several
years ago there was a project for an
outdoor map of the United States on
the Potomac fats, through which
visitors could walk as through a
park. Bills were introduced in con-
gress for this project by Senator
Cannon, of Utah. The idea was also
zealously advocated by Gardiner Hub
bard, president of the National Geo
graphic society.
The present plan, however, conte en-
plates much more perfect reproduce
ton than would be possible in an out
door map. The country would be pro-
duced~in exactly the same manner
as the city of Washington has been
in the models prepared by the park
commission and now on exhibition in
the congressional library. This
scheme carried out delicately and &C
curately would make it possible to
reproduce every building, road, bridge
and railroad in the United States, as
well rs the physical feature of the
country.
A model of this character and on
the same scale is now being made
of Switzerland. This model will be
the first production on a large scale
of what is known as the new school
of model making. The new idea diff
fers from the old in that it elimi-
mates the exaggeration of certain
lines which were supposed to be nec-
essary in order. to convey to the eye
the impression person supposedly
gets by seeing the original subject.
10 accomplish this the scale in eleva-
tions had to be made different than
fact has tended to destroy popular
confidence in the accuracy of the old
models. ., -.
The new modelling is really ''geo-
graphic sculpture" as some of it's
devotees call it. 1t aims at absolute
accuracy and is made possible
through the perfection in map-mak-
ing and of dry-plate photography.
There is no attempt at exaggeration
of elevation or any other illusion.
The new park commission models are
examples of the new school, only on
considerably larger scale than that
proposed for the model of the coun.
try.
It would be necessary to house this
model in a well-lighted building,
which would have to be about 500
feet long and half as wide. Visitors
could see it by walking over glass
paths. These paths. would be made
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1902-07-03
TIMELY DAIRY NOTES.

The udder and it's possibilities are
born with the COW.
The milk can only be influenced
through the blood.
Souring milk does not add to it's
| cream-rising possibilities.
A dairyman must be business
| man as well as producer.
The cows inherited possibilities
will convert good blood into good
| milk.
True cream rising consists in keep
| ing the milk as sweet and fluid as
possible.
The instant there is trace of lac
tic acid in the milk, the thickening
process has commenced. -..
Souring milk is a process of thick
ening which finds it's complete full
tillment in loppered milk.
The cow which will profitably con-
vert the largest amount of food into
milk or butter is the most profitable
to keep.
Cows are not all of the same nat
| ural temperament. Some are nerv-
Gus and quick, others cold-blooded,
| stolid and slow.
One difficulty in farm butter MAX
ing is the small amount of cream Sc
cured each day and the long intervals
between churnings.
One of the most dangerous germs
that can infest milk is that found in
| old rotten milk in the seams, Joints
and corners of the milk vessels.
No unnecessary delay should be al
lowed between any of the processes
in the manipulations of the milk or
the manufacture of the butter.
The separator is a good cleanser of
milk, SO far as foreign bodies are
concerned, and even with liquid for
| eign matter the sooner the butter
fat is out of the tainted milk the bet
ter.
Nice fluidity, so that the cream
pours evenly and smoothly, is the
test of right condition in churning.
Cream, if too thick, should be
thinned out before the chu.-~ starts.
| indianapolis Journal
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MR.. CAMPBELL'S SILO.

wider apart toward the top. The A.
inch pieces should project three-six-
teenth inch outside of studding, so
that by the use of the turnbuckle the
hoops may be frightened as the timber
seasons. Cover outside up and down,
with matched siding or boards and
battens. Make manholes with coed
headers and frames. Don't use stills.
Set studding directly on the wall, so
that there will be nothing to draw
dampness and rot out, or making re-
pair easy, if it ever does rot. The roof
can be fiat, or tin, iron or felt.
This is good frame and costs less
in labor and material than any other
frame I have seen. 'Lath inside with
common three-eighth by two-inch
lath, which will stand the pressure be-
tween the studding. Second growth
chestnut, pine or hemlock makes good
lath; put them on one-eighth inch
apart, and break joints every four or
six lath.
recommend the wood fiber plaster,
which contains no acid, as some other
cement plasters do, which reduces the
strength. This plaster adheres to any
substance such as wood, stone, brick,
ETC., is waterproof, fire and vermir
proof, and is elastic and air-tight, con-
tains no lime, hair or sand. I have
used it and tested it against freezing
and exposure of all kinds of weather,
and can recommend it to stand. This
should. be painted or coal tarred in
side, and you have complete job, and
at cost of about 60 per cent. of what
good ceiling would cost and far supe-
rior, as it will keep the liquid from
the wood and prevent rotting. One
ton of plaster should cover 100 yards,
and 800 lath for anne, or an estimated
cost of 1928 for all material and work,
for the 100 yards. Good G. P. Ceiling
for same, 1850 feet put on, will cost
about $35.-F. H. Campbell, in Ohio
Farmer.