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The San Juan County index. (Aztec, N.M.) 1890-19??, 1902-12-19

but. father" replied the errlnE son.
"you know every young fellow has to
sow his wild oats" Yes" answered his
have 3 hir enough crop In
The San Juan County index. (Aztec, N.M.) 1890-19??, 1902-12-19

WHAT'S the secret Of happy, vigorous
healthi Simply keeping the bowels, the
stomach, the liver and Kidneys strong and
active. Burdock Blood Bitters does it.
The San Juan County index. (Aztec, N.M.) 1890-19??, 1902-12-19

m smoking interferes with your work.
fuuit w~Orking"-and smoke Bakers
Bullhead-5-cent cigar.
The San Juan County index. (Aztec, N.M.) 1890-19??, 1902-12-19

FITS rermauontlgCurco Nahts nervousness ftci
bat Gays uac Of DR.. kline'a Great Nerve Rcatorcr,
BEND for FREE $500 trial bottle and trcatise.
On Rh kLIFn. La, 81 Arch S.. Philadelphia, Pa
The San Juan County index. (Aztec, N.M.) 1890-19??, 1902-12-19

One who doesn't know the value Of
money rarely has anything Of value.
When one gets hopping mad his reason
goes on a crutch.
The San Juan County index. (Aztec, N.M.) 1890-19??, 1902-12-19

Rcgre-My girl has such lovely red
lips. Algy-Oh, pshawl III put mine
up against hers any dag.
The San Juan County index. (Aztec, N.M.) 1890-19??, 1902-12-19

Pounding the dishrag for boefsteak may
be al right TO fool the neighbors. but e
gives mighty poor satisfaction at the ta-
The San Juan County index. (Aztec, N.M.) 1890-19??, 1902-12-19

A LAS Animas county farmer saw IN n
paper an advertisement OF a fire escape
Tor $500. He sent the s2tW and received
a copy OF tho New Testament. He In
t~ignantly claims that he was swindled.
The San Juan County index. (Aztec, N.M.) 1890-19??, 1902-12-19

Many a mans downfall can be traced
to the loss Of his balance IN a bank.
The San Juan County index. (Aztec, N.M.) 1890-19??, 1902-12-19

TIE sword swallower should tackle a
some.
The San Juan County index. (Aztec, N.M.) 1890-19??, 1902-12-19

It's because OF their true merit that
30 many smokers prefer Bakers Bull
head scent cigar.
The San Juan County index. (Aztec, N.M.) 1890-19??, 1902-12-19

III there is any time when a man feels
Ike a fool AZ is when "a stim wine starts
him on a wild chase down the street for
his hat.
The San Juan County index. (Aztec, N.M.) 1890-19??, 1902-12-19

Diphthoria relieved Ia twenty minutes
Almost miraculous Or. Thomnn' Eclcctric
on At any drug store.
The San Juan County index. (Aztec, N.M.) 1890-19??, 1902-12-19

'M1ld3" Well. I should say so-Bax-
tcr'a Bullhcad 90 cigar. Smoke as many
au you lkei they won't hurt you.
The San Juan County index. (Aztec, N.M.) 1890-19??, 1902-12-19

We'll said the cheerful wife. who
thought she had a soprano voice. IF the
worst comes TO the worst i could keep
the wolf from the door by singing" II
DON'T doubt that would DO FL" replied
her pessimistiC husband but suppose the
wolf should happen to be deafG"
The San Juan County index. (Aztec, N.M.) 1890-19??, 1902-12-19

Some men know so much that their
knowledge gets In the way when they at
tempt 20 talk.
The San Juan County index. (Aztec, N.M.) 1890-19??, 1902-12-19

Mrs. Wiuslow's Soothing syrup.
For children %tcethlnF, 8oncng the gums. reduces in.
aaumation, allayo pain, cures wind collie. Mcabotle
The San Juan County index. (Aztec, N.M.) 1890-19??, 1902-12-19

NAV. Z spaldinF, aostafe Sc, pea Moines. lovahas
discovered n harmless remedy for she tobacco habit
which cured her husband On Is dnye, after being aeiavo
60 she weed Tor over 50 year. Do can be given secretly ahf
50 harmless. Mrs Spaldlng Willnend the prescription free
y any one aoudIng alamped enfelope % pay poaLaga.
The San Juan County index. (Aztec, N.M.) 1890-19??, 1902-12-19

runa many years ago have been
eager TO recommend Peruna TO their
friends ever since. This is the way Pc
runa is advertised. II advertises itself.
Its merits are its chief advertisement.
Once cured Of so distressing and exas-
perating a malady as catarrh, It becomes
the duty Of every one 10 pass IL along;
to call the attention OF those who are
stin victims, to a remedy that rarely
fails to u
The San Juan County index. (Aztec, N.M.) 1890-19??, 1902-12-19

II you can't marry dollars the next
best thing Is to marry sense.
The San Juan County index. (Aztec, N.M.) 1890-19??, 1902-12-19

Stops the Cough ard
Works on the Cold
Laxative Bromo Ouinine Tablets. Price25c.
The San Juan County index. (Aztec, N.M.) 1890-19??, 1902-12-19

NOT A FISH sTORY.
Baxter's Bullhead cigar as as good a SC
smoke as you can find.
The San Juan County index. (Aztec, N.M.) 1890-19??, 1902-12-19

Cars are often loaded. but the engine
sticks 70 water and docs an the work.
The San Juan County index. (Aztec, N.M.) 1890-19??, 1902-12-19

A nervous irritable mother, often on the yerge. Of Mysteries, is
unfit to care for children; it ruins a childs disposition and reacts
upon herself The trouble between, children and their mothers
too often is due to the fact that the mother has some female
weakness, and she is entirely unfit to bear the strain upon her nerves
that governing a child involves; It's impossible for her to do anything
calmly. She cannot help it. as her condition is due to suffering and
shattered nerves caused by some arrangement of the uterine system
with backache, headache. and all kinds Of pain, and she 10 on the verge
of nervous prOsraton
When a mother finds that she cannot be calm and quiet with her
children, she may be sure that her condition needs attention, and she cam
not do better than to take Lydia -. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound.
This medicine will build, up her system, strengthen her nerves, and
enable her to calmly handle q disObedent child without a scene, The
children will soon realize the difference, and seeing their mother quiet,
will themselves become quiet.
The San Juan County index. (Aztec, N.M.) 1890-19??, 1902-12-19

n eligible recon-
mends IL to neigh
Dor. Peruna cures
catarrh permanent
ly, and this way
The San Juan County index. (Aztec, N.M.) 1890-19??, 1902-12-19
THOUSANDS or WOMEN a@MR DYING FROM CRTRRRH
Ps-ru-na Cures, That Is Why the
People Like It.
All the Advertisement In the
World Could Not Make Pe-ru-ns
IS Popular as II Is.

Miss Margaret Donnelly, 81 Webster
Place, Brooklyn, n. ", writes;
"Peruna was recommended tome about
ayear ago for catarrh with which had
been troubled nearly all my life, but
which had given me serious trouble a
few months before 1 took Peruna. In
two weeks my bead cleared up, 1 did
not have headaches, and in a short time
felt perfectly we'll " Margaret Donnelly,
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1902-07-24
Passing of the West.

To those whose days have been spent
in the enjoyment Of the freedom Of
the old west, even as il appeared in
the SOS, there comes a regret in the
contemplation Of the new order Of
things. For assuredly the old has
given way TO the new, says the Tacoma
Ledger. The old west as the early set
tiers knew it for 20 years or more
has gone as went the Indian and the
buffalo, and with il has gone that larg-
er freedom which were its Characters
ties and its charm. There Is no longer
any west. The methods and condi-
tions Of the west are the methods and
conditions Of the east, plus western
energy. Indeed, to be entirely just,
it may be questioned whether western
push is not an importation, for GER
tainly It did not flourish in the ante.
railroad DAYS.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1902-07-24
WOMEN FORM FIRE COMPANY.
Men Couldn't Make the Youths DriII,
But Feminine Tact Found
Way.

Prominent citizens Of Norfolk,
Conn, have made several attempts to
organize a fire company for the pro-
lection of their property in the last
year, but every attempt failed says
the New York Sun. There didn't seem
to be enough civic pride or enough feas
of fire in Norfolk to inspire fire drills,
and it seemed as if it would be left
to anybody and everybody to get out
the garden hose and do the best that
could be done if a fire did start.
Then the women took up the mat
ter. They issued a call for young men
DESTROYS of joining a military COM
pany. That caught Norfolk's young
men. Fifty of them responded, says
the New York sun.
After that il was easy. The young
men didn't see just how to get out of
it when, very neatly, the military or
ganization was developed into a fire
force.
The women bought the hose, and
now the town has just as good a fire
department as its neighbors of equal
size.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1902-07-24
Ruined br hi Airshin.

Count Won Zeppelin, who has the
distinction Of having built the larg-
est of all airships, has been financial
" ruined by his aeronautical expert
ments. Unable to obtain means for
carrying out his new projects he is
now breaking up the old framework
of his airships in order to sell the
aluminium of which they are COM
posed. Zeppelin is 81 years Of age.
He was military attache Of the Ger
man embassy in the United States
during the civil war and made sew
eral balloon ascensions from battle
fields of the south in 1868 He was
the leader of the famous cavalry raid
In France in 1870 which marked the
commencement Of hostilities of the
great Franco-Prussian war.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1902-07-24
Doan's
Kidney Pills
Cure every kidney i'll from
Common baekache to diabetes.

bo0kkeeper for j. f. Knox q Co, Lynn,
Mass, manufacturers of dies and cutting
tools says: Il used several prescriptions
from physicians. trying to get relief from
attacks OF backache, The pain was in the
region of the kidneys, and the medicine
seemed TO relieve me for the time being,
but IL always returned If / took cold IL
was always worse, and at such times |
was downright sick. had a severe attack
and used Doan's Kidney Pills. The first
box relieved me a great deal. Continuing
the treatment a short time longer | was
entirely cured. and have had no return OF
the complaint"
For sale by all druggists; 80 cents per
box. FOster-Milburn Co, Buffalo, y. Y.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1902-07-24
PLAYGROUND IN A STORE.
Chicago Establishment Has Inclos-
ure for the Accommodation OF
shoppers Children.

Real grass, real sand and real wheel
barrows and shovels are TO be provided
for the children who visit one Of the
big department stores Of Chicago.
The idea Of day nurseries where moth
ers may leave their children while
shopping has been improved on by the
management. There has been laid ont
on the second floor a playground for
the children, with swings, hammocBs,
sand. and plenty Of toy implements
for the exclusive use Of the youngsters.
The pillars which form the corners Of
the playground are covered with bark
and long branches, with realistic leaves
on them. Irvine overhead giving the
final touch to the out-of-door appear
ance of the place. The Enclosure is
surrounded by a picket fence high
enough TO keep the children in, but
not high enough to make them feel con-
strained. The first day of the new
departure there was a large number
Of children digging in the sand pile
running about the gravel paths and
rolling on the turf. just as fast as
the grass is worn down by the feet Of
the little ones IT viii be replaced with
fresh sods. Attendants are at hand
TO see that no necks are broken by
falls from the swings and hammocks
and to prevent the overmischievous
from pouring buckets of sand down
their playmates' backs.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1902-07-24
OLDEST LIVING ENGINEER.
Now 90 Years Old and Has spent the
Most of His Life at the
Throttle.

Christian Smith, the Oldest living en-
gineer in the country, is spending the
declining years Of his life in quietude
near Harper's Ferry, says the Phila-
delphia Record He is 90 years old,
but still hale and hearty, and a tins
specimen of manhood. He is over six
feet in height and erect, and possesses
ali Of his faculties. His eyesight is as
good al that Of the average person
Of younger years, and he does not have
to wear glasses.
Mr.. smith is the veteran engineer
of the Baltimore q Ohio railroad, hav-
ing begun his career on that road in
1882. when horses were used TO pull
cars. He has served in the capacity Of
fireman, conductor. engineer, super
visor of engines and assistant super
visor Of trains, and was also station
agent at Martinsburg and the Relay
up until 1861. He was supervisor Of
engines on the second division Of the
Baltimore e. Ohio railroad at the time
Of his retirement. Mr.. Smith ran the
first steam engine on the Baltimore
& Ohio railroad at a speed Of from six
10 eight miles an hour, which was con
sidered rapid. for those days. He in
troduced the sand box in 1896, and in
the following year the headlight. In
1912 link couplers were first used by
him. In 1883 he retired 10 engage in
the uuieter and less dangerous voca-
ton of farming.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1902-07-24
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The Washington times., 1902-10-31
PRESIDENT UNABLE TO
ATTEND CELEBRATION
Declines Invitation to Open
ing of Training School.

Pressure of public business and en-
sagements far in advance caused Presi-
dent Roosevelt to decline a local invita-,
tion extended to him yesterday.
Gen. H. V. Boynton and DR.. Richard
Kingsman, of the Board of Education
called at the temporary White House
yesterday to invite the President - at
tend the opening of the Mckinley Mas
ual Training School. at Rhode Island
Avenue and Seventh Street, No Gate
has been fxed for the ceremony. as 1t
was intended to arrange a time conve
nient to the President AS he cannot at
tend. the ceremonies will probably take
place in a week or ten days.
General Boynton left last night for Co.
lumbus. Ohio, to inspect the designs sub
mitted for a $4,000 monument to be
erected at Missionary Ridge, Tenn. This
will be the tribute of the State of Ohio
to the soldiers Of that Commonwealth
who fought on the Chattanooga plain
In the civil war.
The monument will be located at the
north end of the ridge. near one of the
steel observation towers. 1t will be
about a mile north of the Illinois monu-
ment, which is one of the handsomest on
the ridge.
The Washington times., 1902-10-31

A meeting OF the Ross Memorial Asso-
citation was held at O'Clock yesterday
In the Office OF the Chief Engineer Of the
Fire Department. The president OF the
association. Major Richard Sylvester,
presided. and Chief Engineer r. W. Dut-
ten was secretary.
The constitution and bylaws SUBJ
mitted at the last meeting. which have
now been printed, were formally adopted.
Including the memorial certificate to be
given to each subscriber, constituting
him q member of the association. This
10 a formal receipt of the subscription
and contains in the center a portrait of
the late Commissioner.
The treasurer, Collector E. G. Davis.
reported that subscriptions to the
amount of $1,000 had been made. and
about $175 had been paid in.
The president was authorized to ap-
point q committee of five to consider the
form of the memorial. Major Sylvester.
R, W. Dutton, Warner Stutler and Miss
Wescott, principal CT one Of the public
schools. were named. The fifth member
pf the committee who had been decided
upon declined to serve. and President
The Washington times., 1902-10-31
SOON TO CHOOSE EMBLEM
FOR ST. LOUIS EXPOSITION
Jury of Award, Made UP of Experts,
Meets in New York
November II.

The competition for an emblem for
the Louisiana Purchase Exposition. in
which designers throughout the civilized
world are participating. will be decided
November II. At 10 o'clock on that day
the Jury of award will meet in the jury
rooms of W. S. Budworth & Son, 42A
West Fifty-second Street, New York city,
where the competitive designs have been
accumulating since November l.
The jury of award is made up of the
following: Two painters-Frederick
Dielman, of New York, president of the
National Academy of Design; John La
Fargo, of New York, president OF the
Society of American Artists. Two sculp-
tors-J. Q. A. Ward, of New York, presi-
dent of the National Sculpture Society;
dorado Taft. OF Chicago. president Of the
Society of Western Artists. Two archi-
tects-Charles F. McKim. of New York,
president of the American Institute OF
Architects; Wilson Eyre, president OF
the Philadelphia chapter of the American
Institute of Architects. One historian
Prof. Alcee Fortier, of New Orleans.
nresident of the Louisiana Historical So
ciety.
Some time next December. after the
jury has given its verdict, an exhibition
of a selected number OF the designs SUBJ
mitted will be held in New York. under
the auspices OF the National Arts Club.
The Washington times., 1902-10-31
UNITED WORKMEN HOLD
''''' JOINT CELEBRATION
Local Lodges Unite in Celebration With
That of Alexandria-Speakers
Present.

Members Of the three local lodges of
the Ancient Order Of United Workmen
and members of the Alexandria lodge
joined last night in celebration Of the
thirty third anniversary Of the founding
of the order. ....7...,..i. 81. 4 -nf
The celebration was held in the Work.
mems Hall. at Fifth and q Streets
northwest. Speeches were made by Past
Supreme Master Foreman, Of the United
States J. w. Kingsley, ferdinand Bres-
lau. c. H. Turner, Abran Frey. of the
grand lodge, and Grand Foreman J.
Ward Wilson. of Maryland The musical
entertainment of the evening was fur
nished by the members of Senate Lodge.
At the conclusion Of the speechmaking
were served.
A movement has been begun by the
United Workmen of Maryland. Virginia
and the District OF Columbia to material
Iy increase the membership. Abram
Frey, OF Washington, is at the head Of
the promotion committee. There are
three lodges In this city-Senate, Ma
tional and Columbia.
The Washington times., 1902-10-31
QUIET DAY SERVICES
OBSERVED YESTERDAY
Bishop Satterlee Meets Rec
tors of Parishes

Quiet Day services for communicates
of the diocese of Washington at the Pro-
Cathedral Church of the Ascension, cor
ner Massachusetts Avenue and Twelfth
Street northwest, were begun at III
o'clock yesterday morning. The services
were conducted by Bishop Satterlee.
Rectors of the various parishes and a
large number of communicates attended
the various features of the observance.
Quiet Day is set apart as time for
reflection and retrospection, and the
services are of simple nature. The
rule of silence on the part of the commu-
nicants is observed The services closed
with the evening prayer and address at
4:So The music was by the choir OF
the Church of the Ascension.
Bishop Satterlee in his address spoke
of the church as the continuation of the
incarnation of Christ and of the corpor-
ate life of the church as portrayed in
the Acts of the Apostles.
'The New Testament" he said, pro
claims only one standard Of Christian
life, the ideal set forth by Christ. The
great development of the social instinct
and of social life in modern times has
given rise to the false idea that while
the world is social, Christianity is in
dividualistic.
The Washington times., 1902-10-31
FORTY NEW MEMBERS
TO ASSIST COMMITTEE
Ross Memorial Association Adopts Measures to Speedily
Realize Required Subscriptions.

Sylvester stated that he would announce
the new appointee within few days.
This committee will submit its report
some time in the near future.
II was decided that all those present
should put forth special efforts to facili-
tate the object of the association Ev-
eryone so desiring will be given an OPP
portunity to contribute within the next
few weeks. Each of the heads of de-
partments will take charge of the matter
and, without direct solicitation Of funds,
will endeavor to have the subscription
lists made up at the earliest possible
moment.
With this end in view the president
was authorized to appoint additional
members OF the General committee to the
aggregate number of forty.
Those In charge OF the project are
encouraged at the showing made at yes
terday's meeting,
The Washington times., 1902-10-31
DUTTON ANNOUNCES
CHANGE OF PROGRAM
New Feature for Police and
FIremen's Parade.

r. w. Dutton, Chief Engineer of the
Fire Department, announced yesterday
some changes in the closing feature OF
the police and firemen's parade.
Heretofore 1t has been the custom to
give an exhibition run of an engine and
trucks as they usually respond to an
alarm of fire. This year an engine and
hose carriage will make the run past
the reviewing stand. There will then
be laying out Of hose, connections. and
an exhibition of throwing streams OF
water by engine and water tower.
The reviewing stand will be erected in
front of the White House, as in former
years. The run of the s2ss!ne and hose
cart will be to the water plugs on Madi
son Place. and they will there connect.
the hose being laid past the reviewing
stand.
A feature of the exhibition will be the
raising of ladders and the use OF the
life net by one of the truck companies.
Chief Dutton stated that he thought
these departures from the set programs
of former years would prove interesting
to the spectators.
The Washington times., 1902-10-31
MRS. WARDS "ELEANOR"
APPALLINGLY SERIOUS
Third and Fourth Acts Must Be Re-
modeled-Well Acted and
Applauded.

LONDON. Oct. <so.-Mrs. Humphrey
Wards dramatization of Eleanor" was
produced for the first time at the Court
Theater this afternoon. 1t is an ALMOST
appallingly serious play. 1t compels in
terest and attention for two acts, but
its somberness becomes heaviness in the
third and fourth acts, which must be
remodeled to make the work acceptable.
1t was excellently acted. Elizabeth
Robins, Marion Terry, and Lillian
Braithwaite were especially successful.
The audience cordially greeted the au-
thoress at the close.
The Washington times., 1902-10-31
TO REFORM BLANKS.

The labor board of the Civil Service
Commission, which is composed OF the
chief clerks of the various executive de-
partments, met yesterday to simplify the
application blanks of unskilled laborers.
AS they are now worded applicants are
liable to misunderstood them. A sub
committee was appointed to prepare
new form and submit the same to a
meeting of the committee Of the whole.
The Washington times., 1902-10-31
cHo1RMAsTER AT ST. ALBANs.

Spencer Webster. formerly choirmas-
ter and organist of the Episcopal
Church of St. Johnsbury, VT, has been
engaged as choirmaster and organist of
St. Alban's Church, on the Tenleytown
Road. Mr.. Webster, while at st. Johns
bury. studied music under S. Frederick
Smith, Of St. Johns Church. George
fnWn
The Washington times., 1902-10-31
DIVIDED AGAINST ITSELF"

A delegation OF Mckeesport. Pa. clti-
zens called yesterday on Mr.. Taylor, As
sistant Secretary of the Treasury, in the
interest of the selection of site for the
public building in that city. There ap-
pear to be two factions in the town
working for different locations. Politics,
1t is said. has entered to some extent
into this agitation.