The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1902-08-31
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People who adopt the motto, Love ma
love my dog" should see to it that thefrl
dogs are of the most lovable type-Lox
i Angeles Herald
Jester-Swiper is becoming q spaene6
shot at golf.
| Jimson-Is he7 J
Jester-yes: I saw him hit Q cow q hale
mile away observation-disclosures Journal
There IS one thing I have noticed that 10
, /, well worth considerinsT"
And what is that?'
That 1t IS rarely the Eingle men wha
lead the double liyes"-Cleveland Plain
Dealer.
Mrs. A--Before the wedding he called me
'Duckie" and now he calls me IAN old
hem What do you think Of that?
Mrs Il think you were a goose to
marry a mar that called you such fowl
names.-Philadelphia Record.
Does my boy" inquired the parent.
seem to have a natural bent in any onei
direction?'
Yes. sir" said the teacher. He lgiv<
every indication OF being a captain of
dustry some day. He gets the other
to do all his work for ~him."-CleT
Plain Dealer.
Snifkins-I was going to propose I
but 1 thought first I'd read her som
NtIScS IL NIlIlGu hUOuI neI-
Miss Peppery-And did she like III
Snifkins-weIl. she remarked If 81
married she'd prefer a man withSi
money than brains.
Miss P~eppery-Ah, then you proposed
and were accepted--Philadelphia Press.
Mrs. StyIe.-'I want a hat. but It must +
Be in the latest style"
Shopnan-'Kindly take a chair. madam. /
and wait a few minutes; the fashion is just
changinG."-Tit-Bits.
Uncle George-"Harry. 1 suppose you
keep a cash account"
Harry-"No. Uncle George. I haven't got I
so far as that; but 1 keep an expense ac-
count-"-Boston Transcript.
Tess: He says If I don't accept him his
blood would be upon my head"
Jess: And so you reieuted-"
Tess: Yes. my hair Is so light. you
know. II would .ook NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.
Press.
Tess: How could you ever pose before q |
man for your picture in your bathing suit? 20
jess: 'oh 1 didn't mind it a bit. You
see, he had his head under the black cloth
all the time. so I didn't have to look him
in the face."-Chicago Record-Herald-
Are you a real Indian?, asked tn. in
vestigating youth OF one of the painted
Indisrs who accompanied a Wild West
medicine show.
"ShureI' replied the Indian. ST va, horn
an raised in Indianapolis, Ind."-Ohio State
Journal.
'Is he proud OF his position7"
oh, no: he thinks his position should b
proud of him."-Detroit Free Press.
Arlington: Look here, Ryefuddle. Whist
would you do II you were to meet your WIFE
in this condition."
Ryefuddle Cstiffenfng up): "Get-a-he,-
divorsh firm her, by-hic,-thunnerI"-Tom
Topics.
81 am very sorTy. George, you DON'T adj
mire my new dress" said a young wife.
Everybody says II is charming"
Your friends. my dear. pay you compli.
nents. I pay your bills" replied her hus<
band--Tit-Bits.
do you know the amount Of money that
IS spent for rum each Year," asked the
Prohibitionist.
NO" replied the man addressed: Il am
not interested in the price which staggers
humanity."-Yonkers Statesman
sninles: well, what's troubling you
now?r
Binles: "I was thinking that perhaps
Bandit Tracy would be the right kind OF 5 4
devil for Mary McLane."
Eye ON the Money. N
First Heiress-I hear the Duke FOLLOWED y
you all over Europe.
Second Heiress-That's q mistake. he
followed papa.
Hope.
There's always left a little ray
To brighten up our sorrow;
To-day will soon be yesterday.
And Hope dvell5 IN Tomorrow.
Miss Joueg-Professor, do you dare
me in the face and say that L q
sprang from a monkey?
Professor equal to the occas&
really. IL must have been a yerx