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Many Peculiar seets In the old World Particularly fin Russia, Whose nem- bsrs KmI and Cruelty That Salvation May be Attained.
Wadsworth semi-weekly dispatch. [volume] (Wadsworth, Nev.) 1899-1904, 1902-04-04
Wonderful Piece Of Engineering.

The construction Of the Ogden-L Lu-
Gin cutoff involves wonderful engi-
neering work. The cost will be about
SIS. 100000 and the work will be finish
ed within two years. 1t will be lo4.4
miles long, will save ALL miles and
the terrific grades over the Promon-
tory. The Utah Construction Com
pany is now at work on the first section
fourteen miles Of grade from Ogden to
the lake shore. Grading will also be
pushed from Lucin and the material is
being received for the trestles. but as
yet the manner Of carrying on this part
of the work is in doubt. The cutoff
will be completed within two years.
and is attracting the attention Of the
engineering world.
Wadsworth semi-weekly dispatch. [volume] (Wadsworth, Nev.) 1899-1904, 1902-04-04

There will be base ball game next
Sunday at 2 O'Clock between the Boiler
Makers and Machinists of this city.
A warm game is anticipated.
c. w. Kinney returned from the
salt marsh at Sand Springs this after
noon He brought in a sack Of the
sample salt such as the men are dig
gng and it is as white as the driven
snow. Churchill will find Sand Springs
one of its industrial centers very soon
judging from the quality Of salt shown
us.
Joe Lewis was down to Wadsworth
the other day and he was looking so
fine that someone mistook him for
President Hartman. The fact was
noised around town that the dstin-
guished railroad official was in town
and the railroad men were running
home after their wives to have them
get view of the head man Of the
company, when some smarty gave the
whole thing away.-Truckee Republi-
can.-Naw, they took him for 10 Jo
Yesterday while a horse belonging
to Mr.. Taylor, the millman. was pass
ing near the Silver City school. the
ground gave way under him and he fell
into hole about IL feet deep. 1t
took twenty men and several bosses
three hours to get the animal out.
Wadsworth semi-weekly dispatch. [volume] (Wadsworth, Nev.) 1899-1904, 1902-04-04
Johnny Jones at Liberty.

Early this morning Johnny Jones
was brought before Commissioner Ed
wards Of the United States Court and
subscribed to the pauper's oath. after
which he was set at liberty.
Jones was one of the two men con-
victed Of robbing the Carson Mint. and
was sentenced to eight years imrrison-
ment and $4,000 fine. BY taking the
pauper's oath he is relieved from serv-
ing the time to make good the fine
and having completed the time Of SEN
tence is free man once more.
Mr.. Jones is looking hale and hearty
and it is his intention 20 join his fam
lily in California and begin life anew
a resolution in which all will wish him
success.-Carson News.
Wadsworth semi-weekly dispatch. [volume] (Wadsworth, Nev.) 1899-1904, 1902-04-04
ATestimoniaI from Old England

81 consider Chamberlain's Cough
Remedy the best in the world for bron-
chitis. says Mr.. William Savory, Of
Warrington, England. "lt has saved
my wife's life, she having been mar
tyr to bronchitis for over six years, be-
ing most Of the time confined to her
bed. She is now quite well.3 1t is a
great pleasure to the manufacturers Of
Chamberlain Cough Remedy to be
able to publish testimonials Of this
character. They show that great good
is being done. pain and suffering re-
lieved and valuable lives restored to
health and happiness by this remedy.
1t is for sale by c. w. Kinney & Co.,
Druggists.
Wadsworth semi-weekly dispatch. [volume] (Wadsworth, Nev.) 1899-1904, 1902-04-04
A Birthday Party.

Yesterday afternoon number Of
girls were delightfully."- entertained at a
luncheon given by Mrs. Jas. Crosby in
honor of Miss Frances. who has now
attained the age of sweet sixteen. I"
Those present were the Misses Alice
O'Brien, Ethel Epperson. Clara Day.
Belle Healy and Callie Austin.
After spending few hours in social
chat and games, the guests departed
wishing their young hostess many hap
py returns of her birthday
Wadsworth semi-weekly dispatch. [volume] (Wadsworth, Nev.) 1899-1904, 1902-04-04
ELECTION OF U. S. SENATOR'S

Several of the Nevada newspapers
have eagerly grasped what they be-
lieyed to be an opportunity to "roast"
Senator Stewart because he voted a.
ganst an amendment introduced in
the Senate recently, which apparently
had for its object simply the election
Of United States Senators by a direct
vote of the people.
Probably those who are making the
adverse comment have not followed up
the matter. did not read the discussion
that took place In the Senate, and do
not see the "nigger in the woodpile,
or rather in the proposed Constitutional
Amendment. otherwise they would look
at the matter differently
1t would have been impossible to
have adopted the Constitution unless
one branch of the legislature had been
accorded to the States as states. with
a solemn guarantee of the equality of
the States In the Senate.
If the smaller States voluntarily
surrender that guarantee and refer the
election to the people of the States. as
is the case of representatives in the
lower House, Mr. Penroses amend
ment, or something Of that character,
equalizing the number Of votes neces-
sary for the choice of a Senator, will
be the inevitable result and Nevada
will not have one full Senator as she
now has Representative in the lower
House, but it might require several Of
the Western States to elect one Sena-
tor.
In fact the Penrose amendment pro-
poses one Senator for each 100000
persons.
The News does not think that the
people Of Nevada are anxious TO give
up their equality of representation in
the Senate. but if they desire TO do so
it will probably put an end to Senator
ial aspirants in our State, for it will
probably be some time before Sena-
tor would be taken from as small a
State as Nevada We now lack about
45o.ooo of having enough people to
hold one. In other words we would
be entitled to one-tenth of one Sena-
tor
The Penrose amendment, or some
thing like 1t. was desired by the larger
states before the formation of the Con-
stitution, but they were compelled to
give it up. 1t appears now that the
smaller states would take the initiative
by opening the way for the larger states
to control the Senate without interfer-
ence from the sparsely settled states
of the West.
Let the warriors of the Nevada press
read the Penrose amendment and
reflect.
Wadsworth semi-weekly dispatch. [volume] (Wadsworth, Nev.) 1899-1904, 1902-04-04
To Whom it may Concern.

On and after the 25th of March. |
shall not be responsible for any debts
contracted by any person except my
self. CHAs. H. LUNT.
Dated March, 25th 1902.
Wadsworth semi-weekly dispatch. [volume] (Wadsworth, Nev.) 1899-1904, 1902-04-04
Lost.

A diamond sunburst between my
residence and the passenger depot.
Finder please return to this office and
receive reward.
D. E. Gillian.
Wadsworth semi-weekly dispatch. [volume] (Wadsworth, Nev.) 1899-1904, 1902-04-04
} BRIEF ITEMS OF
!, TOWN AND STATE

Constable Golding is on duty again.
Iohn Veith was in town Wednesday. |
April is expected to be cold month.
Engineer Abbay is somewhat indis-
posed.
Supt. Noble and party we're here
today,
Vim. Sauer is visiting his parents at
Washoe City.
Dan Bairl spent several days in
town this week.
Mrs. ]. M. Blanchard and Miss Nina
are visiting Reno.
Major Spriggs was up from the
reserve yesterday.
Ioe Effricks has returned from trip
to San Francisco.
Mrs. S. w. Longabaugh is spending
few days in Reno.
Mrs E. C. Ward returned yesterday
from San Francisco.
Sam Guthrie is over from Ogden.
He will soon start hosting.
0. |. Albee has accepted position
at the F'Ioriston paper mill.
DR.. Morse was called to ST. Clair to
attend Louis Cushman who Is very Ill.
Miss Ainley will give musical
concert some time the last of this
month
Four new coal chutes are being add
ed to increase the capacity for coaling
engines,
Edna Healy who has been quite i'll
ior the past week, is very much inn
proved.
Miss Ina M. Steiner is spending the
yacation visiting friends at Reno and
Loyalton.
Uncle George Frazer returned from
visit to San Francisco and San Jose
much improved.
Mr. and Mrs. K Nelson VISITED the
scene Of the construction work near
Clark Wednesday.
Henry Riter's Elite beer will be on
the market in three weeks. The first
brew was made yesterday.
Dr. Kistler is visiting Carson and
Mrs. Kister is visiting her parents in
Reno for few days.
Many fishermen lined the banks of
the river this week but the trout wcr1
shy and no catches were made.
Mrs. M. MONTE, who has been visit
ing Mrs. Stackpole here. returned to
her home at Verdi Wednesday eve.
1t is very plain to be seen that the
rules for quarantining scarlet fever are
not so strict as they were few years
ago.
The Reno Mill and Lumber Cos
plant was destroyed by fire at Reno
Yesterday. A new plant will be estab-
lished at once.
One hundred tons of potatoes for
sale at the Old Buckland Ranch. For
prices inquire Of M. Quilci & Brother,
Fl. Churchill Nevada 4
Dave Palmer says that he has un-
covered a ten foot vein of coal which
ne believes TO be anthracite. in Para
disc Valley. forty miles from Winnie
mucca
The meetings of the Volunteers Of
America Of April 9th and 18th will
De held in the Baptist Church, Every
body cordially invited to attend.
Wadsworth semi-weekly dispatch. [volume] (Wadsworth, Nev.) 1899-1904, 1902-04-04

A Mexican named Manuel Sevante
while roping steer at Quinn River
Crossing the other day, had the thumb
Of his right hand torn off at the first
joint by being caught in the lariat
The Palace Flyer" from Chicago,
equipped with electric lights and tele-
phone system reached here on time
yesterday morning. presenting a fine
and luxurious appearance.
Frank Hagan and Frank Verplank
brought in a head of beef cattle from
the Oats and Theelen ranches. They
we're bought by AL Henderson.
Al. Griswold and Johnnie Evans
went east with J. N. Evans shipment
of beef cattle. AL will visit his old
home in Nebraska before his return.
There will be Sunday School at 10
a. m. April 9th. at the Baptist Church,
also Christian Endeavor at 7 p. m. but
no preaching servives as the Pastor is
away.
Mrs. Harmer Huston is visiting
Sacramento as delegate from the
G. |. A. to the B. of L. E. at this
point. Miss Lottie went with her to
receive treatment for throat trouble
Mr.. and Mrs Sheridan Bryant and
son, Willie, have returned from Sac
ramento. where they went to have a
surgical operation performed for can
cerous growth in the little boys cheek
The Band Boys had a very success
full dance last Saturday night. the
gentlemen over numbering the ladies'
two to one. The gents should get
hustle on tomorrow night and equalize
The Reno Gazette says L. COINS
name will likely be presented TO the
next Republican convention for the Of
lice of Secretary Of State. He has
been for several years secretary Of the
county central committee.
August Ecabert. foreman at the
Bailey goat ranch, committed suicide
Friday night by putting bullet through
his head. The deed was committed
on the Baily ranch, near Battle Noun
tain.
An indian was found dead in one of
the cabins in the rear Of Parry's corral
in Reno Tuesday morning. From all
he had been murdered.
His face was horribly cut and lacer-
ated.
George S. Sawyer. one Of the old
timers Of Lincoln county and who has
that county as State Sen
ator for two terms in the sessions of
1889 and 1891. was found dead in his
room in the Clarendon Hotel in Reno
Herbert Sauls, negro who pleaded
guilty on the ground of self-defense to
having killed Henry Lawrence, also
colored, on cattle ranch in Elko
county several weeks ago, was found
guilty Of murder in the second degree
in the Elko district court.
DR.. w. L. Samuels has been ap-
pointed district surgeon of the Southern
Pacific Company. to fill the vacancy
caused by the death of DR.. T. C. Han
son. DR.. Samuels will have charge
of the railroad company's surgical and
medical work in the territory from
Golconda to Rye Patch.-Silver State.
Do not leave home on journey
without a bottle of Chamberlain's Colic
Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy. 1t
is almost certain to be needed and
cannot be procured while you are on
board the cars or steamship. 1t is
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-05-03
New Mexico lands
RAILWAY HOSPITAL NOTES.

There are only fourteen patients at
the railway hospital, only two of the
cases being serious.
John Evans, section foreman at Win
slow, is at the local railway hospital,
suffering with Inflammation OF the kid
neys.
It appears from the statements of
the attendants and patients of the hos
pital that Mike Marchelli, the Italian
injured the other day by a train ct Is
leta, had good attention during his
stay at that institution.
]. r. Thompson. who had three fin
gers injured in the railway blacksmith
shop, and who had them amputated at
the railway hospital is up and around,
He is an old man and his rapid recov-
cry is a credit to the care he received
at the hospital.
Chas. Grant, a switchman, who was
seriously injured in the local yards,
both of his legs being broken above
the ankles, was removed this morning
to the hospital at Las Vegas, he being
a Santa Fe employee and not connected
with the Santa Fe Pacific road.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-05-03
Death of Mrs. NanoW.

Word was received from Omaha,
Neb., yesterday afternoon announcing
the death Of Mrs. A. H.. Yanow, which
occurred there yesterday morning
Death was caused by heart disease
Mr.. and Mrs. Yanow left Albuquerque
on Monday night for Mrs. Yanow's old
home at Omaha, going by the way OF
Ell Paso. so as TO avoid going i've the
Ration mountains. They arrived in
Omaha on Thursday morning, Mrs. va.
now in comparatively good health. On
Thursday evening there was a change
for the worse and Friday morning the
end came.
The deceased was "a years old, her
birthday occurring tomorrow. Tomor,
row, also, will be the twelfth a~nniver,
sary of the marriage of Mr.. and Mrs,
Yanow. One child was born to them,
a boy, who is now eight years OF
age. The funeral will ecu tomorrow
morning in Omaha at 10 o'clock.
Mr.. Yanow will immediately return
to Albuquerque.
Miss Mindlin, a sister of Mrs. va.
now, who has been visiting here, left
last night for Omaha to attend the fun.
eral.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-05-03
HOTEL ARRIVALS.
Hotel HiuhIand.

Harry McComb, Kingman, Ariz.; w
F. Barrett, Chicago: J. II. Dunn, T. E.
O'Hara. Winslow, Ariz.; K. A. Linn,
New York; Mrs. L. A. Robinson. Miss
Ina Robinson. Mrs. G. w. Saltzgiver,
Kankakee, ILL.,; II. C. Edgerly, Denver;
H.. Mills, Kansas City; Mr. and Mrs
Freu M. Burton, Galveston, Texas;
W. S. Rishworth. Golden: A. r. Gibson
Santa Fe; F. G. Clark. Eel Paso; A. E
Smith and wife, Wnislow; Frank Dun
ham, James Taylor. Los Angeles; r
r. Mason. Los Angeles; w. w After
bury. New York.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-05-03
Ready! Ready! Readyl!l

The New England ice cream parlor
is reaoy to serve the public with the
purest and choicest ice cream. Delic.
iously Favored, our product is alwoys
a JOY to the palate, as it is wholesome
and refreshing. Families, parties and
picnics served very reasonably.
Yours very truly,
ANTHONY XYDIAS.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-05-03

Your parcels and baggage delivered
by the Parcel Delivery to any part o.
the city. Office 206 West Gold avenue
Automatic phone No. 202.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-05-03
Sturues,

Mrs. J. L. Wilson. Seligman: w. s.
Hopewell, Santa re; w. H. Andrews,
P%ittsburg. Pa; Will G. Barnes, Dorsey,
Gallup, N. NJ; A. Vanderwart, Boston,
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-05-03
Employment Wanted.

BY nan who can act as correspond
ent in French, German and the Scandi-
navian languages, who can teach Latin
and Greek; who is a housepainter, and
who has had varied experience as
clerk in lawyers and other Offices. Ad-
dress &. Lundberg, 719 Tijeras ave-
nue..
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-05-03

Ration to accept the position of cashier
for the Santa Fe at that place. Before
going to Deming. Mr.. Corey was en-
ployed in the Santa Fe Pacific offices
of Albuquerque. Mr.. Corey's present
promotion testifies as to his ability as
a railroad man.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-05-03
Wanted.

Machinists. boiler makers. pipe fit
tiers. and machine blacksmithss for
Mexico. Wages $3.50 per day in gold.
Free transportation. Apply to w. H.
McMillion. Employment agency, 211
West Gold avenue.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-05-03
RecIininu Go-carts.

See the window display of fine 60
carts this week; all prices marked
down this week to rock bottom. First
come, first served; $500 and up, at
Futrelle Furniture Co.. West End of
Viaduct.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-05-03
Visit Our Bows, Department.

We have put in a fine line of boys
black suits. vestees. two and three
piece suits; also a nice line of hats and
furnishing goods.-Simon Stern, the
Railroad Avenue Clothier.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-05-03
Highland Buffet.

A.. j. Robertson, proprietor of the
Highland Buffet, extends an invitation
to the patrons of his pleasant resort
to visit him tonight and partake at his
expense q, fine free lunch. The best of
liquors handled and served to custom
erS,
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-05-03

There will be a regular meeting of
Cottonwood grove No. 2, Woodmen's
Circle, this Saturday evening at 1880
o'clock sharp. All members requested
to be present. Visiting members well
come. Mrs. +. Cochran. clerk.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-05-03

You will find SCOTS Ice Cream Par
lor open all day Sunday. Pure ice
cream and soda, fresh fruits and can
dy, POS South Second street.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-05-03
Do You Want Carpets?

Call and examine our samples. Our
carpets are shipped direct from fac
tory. We can save you money. j. II.
Shuflebarger, PA West Gold
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-05-03
METROPOLITAN.

A. G. Anderson, Chicago; Miss Lula
Haynes, Excelsior Springs; Thomas ],
Spratt. San Francisco. Cal.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-05-03
Hot

Free lunch tonight at the Metropol.
itan saloon. Everybody invited. Bring
your friends.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-05-03

Everybody invited and expected to
attend grand free lunch at the Zeiger
Cafe tonight. Pale lager and book beer
on tap.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-05-03
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Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-05-03

The very best of pale lager and book
beer on draught at the White Elephant
tonight. Invitation to all to attend.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-05-03
Notice to Consumers.

Water tax due and payable at the
Office of the undersigne don or before
May 8. WATER SUPPLY co.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-05-03

Hot lunch. free to everybody, at
Zeiger's Cafe tonight. Don't forget
the place.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-05-03

Deming! Have you been there? II
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-05-03

Fine races at the fair grounds tomor-
row afternoon.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-05-03

Races at the fair grounds tomorrow
afternoon.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-05-03
Corey Made Cashier.

NJ. Corey passed through the city
yesterday en- route from Deming to
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-05-03

Grand Central.
John Stansbury. Washington, ID. G.
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1902-05-30

10000 Acres of Rice and Sugar
aud l~ llI3a'Go county Tor sale,
at prices ranging from $500 90
$50 per acre For particulars
write. SONS tL0SNER,
llidalg0, Texas.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1902-07-03
PLUM CITY.

About 25 of our village young
people attended the party at c. Mar
tins, which was given in honor of
Lizzie and Fritz Kaminetz.
Miss Nellie Purdy of Lake City
is visiting friends in our village.
Mr.. D. Ingli, who has been very
i'll, is slowly recovering.
Geo. Gfall has improved his
butcher shop with new and up-to-
date ice box.
Miss Elfman of Duluth spent the
past week in visiting her many
friends at Plum City.
Mrs. T. Spies has been entertain
ing friends from Alma, Wis.
Mia H. Taylor, an old resident of
this place, suddenly passed away last
Wednesday morning from stroke
of paralysis. He leaves wife, four
sons and two daughters to mourn
the loss of kind husband and father.
Dentist Rice has moved his office
over J.. Plath's store.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1902-07-03
Excursion to Port Arthur, Ont, and
Isle -ROyale, Mich.


For the above occasion the c., ST.
P, M. & o. Ry. Co. will sell tickets
to Port Arthur, Ont, and Isle Roy
ale, Mich, and return via United
States Dominion Transportation
Co. under following conditions:
Rate, one fare to Duluth $4.16, adj
ded to $7.5O-$12.15. This sale in
cludes meals and berth on steamer.
Tickets on sale Tuesdays, June 8,
10, II and "A and July /, s and IS.
Tickets, limited, good for return
until and including following Fri
day. Tickets will also be on sale
Saturdays, June Z, IA, Il and 28 and
July 5 and II. Tickets, limited,
good for return until and including
following Tuesday. The U. S.
Dom. Trans. Cos new steel steam
er America" is modern in every
respect, and especially adapted for
these excursions. The steamer will
leave Duluth at 1000 a. m. Sunday
and Wednesday of each week and
arrive at Port Arthur at a. m. each
Monday, Thursday and Saturday.
G.. w. KRAUTH, Agt.,
River Falls, Wis.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1902-07-03

There is occasionally found man
who objects to a favorable mention
of himself in newspaper Perhaps
the mention does not correspond
with the truth. Perhaps the asso-
citation with other names is incon-
gruous. Possibly the incident was
not worth mentioning. Most every
newspaper finds occasion once in
while to confess that it mentions
some trivial matters. There is an
other sort of man that is terror
to the newspaper-the one who tears
his hair and his shirt when the
newspaper makes a mistake in an
item that concerns himself or any
thing in which he is interested. If
a letter gets out of place in his
name he goes into Mysteries. He
never has a word of commentator
for the many nice things that are
accurately stated; never recognizes
the fact that mistakes are accidents;
or that he ever slipped up on a
banana peel or an icy pavement.