The St. Louis Republic., 1902-04-27
Home I,for-asio. B~rseu.

Home Infornatien B1rsau.
Hfxon: Between me and my wife ~
know It ALL
Dixon: Flows thatr'
Hlxon: "she tells me everything that -
| pens. and tell her lot Of things
never happened"-Chicago Newa
4 Paragon.
| "A very kind-hearted woman"
| "v@y. She won't say an unkind 4
even about her husband."-Detroit Fred
| Press.
Easy Choice.
(which do you prefer" asked the friend,
classical music or classical playsr'
Classical music every time" answered
Mr. cumrox. There's always noise enough
| in that to keep you ,awaka"-washinstuu
Star.
Satisfaction I'm 1t.
You know. my dear" said her frtsnd,
wealth does not mean happiness"
Well" said the young lady. Who wa4
considering possible proposal. 1T mean4
carte blanche with ones milliner and onSi
dressmaker." Life.
80 that millionaire went to New York.
suppose he took In ell the swell phees?-
mo: he spsnt most Of his time In do
leya"
Great guns! You don't mean it7-
"Yes; he u champion nbowler"-Philadel-S
phia Record.
what caused the nrs in the match fac
tory?'
There was some friction, I believe, among
the heads Of the departments" Chicago
Tribune.
"Is there anything man can take to cure
insomnia. doctorr'
''oh. yes" said the man Of medicine, push
ing cloud Of smoke from his cigar ceiling
ward; "Aeep."-Yonkers Statesman.
NO" aid the widow decisively, II will not
marry you. I've trained one husband and.
that's enough. My second husband must BE-
= widowsr."-Chicaso Post
He: Don't you think you could learn to
love mer'
She: whats the use? have too many
expensive tastes as 1t is."-IAfe.
Tess: did you see her bonnet,''
Jess: Yes. Why. it's nothing but her last
years hat with one of those fashionable lace
scarfs tackled on the back of IT.
Tess: II suppose she thinks that 'alrs well
that ends swell.,"-Philadelphia Press.
Sensible Folks-Mrs. Van hyperion: "Yes,
my ancestors came over In the Mayhover.''
Mrs. euddenrich: How foolish OF them;
Mine waited for . ten-day boat"-Brookiyn
Life.
Wanted II stopped-.That orator again re-
ferred to me as trusty servant of the
people, didn't he?' said Senator Sorghum
YES" well. wish he'd stop t.
tired Of these jokes about my GesMSefion
with monopolies. Tell him not to cali me
'trusty' any more."-washinston Star.
Have you got any corned beefr' asked
the guest
'AIl know about f." said the couseisn.
tious waiter. lis that 1t looks like beef and
it's corned. Wish some? ?"-Chicago Tribune.
IT Sc that the bees have to visit 100000
blossoms in order to gather . pound Of
honey
Foolish bees. One trip to my sweethesrt.,
lips would be quite sh."-clevelanS
Plain Dealer.
Game High.
Dollar en- half for marriaes licenssgs
to the srid.-to-be: "i1ndy. does ; YOU % think
I IL worth it?''
WELL" was the reply. ''hit do coma
mighty high: but reckon I'll halter pay It
long o. done come heah wild your'-At.
lanta Constitution.
Mark the Greatness.
High on the scroll Of fame
A great man wrote his name;
But here - q lesson-heed It;
From force Of habit he wrote Il %
That not soul In the crowd bsloS
Was ever abie to read #.
Chicago TribuuA
you have been late now for tlree ,,,o,,,A
ings" said the employer to the clerk who u
lived IN the suburbs; what are Ne epaue to
do about it7''
Don't know replied the suhurhonite.
''unlsss you move the ONCE out whore
live."-Ohio State Journal
He: 1T was hard work to kesp frum kiss.
ing you last night
She: well. you must be carecu NJ. d
over-cxcrt yourself; Jsek"-snazt ~