The Lewiston teller. (Lewiston, Idaho) 1900-1905, 1902-03-27
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nv bouduir arranging my hair. Law
yer-And were you there also? Lady
Gndignautiy)-Sir!-C Journal.
The Chicago MAXWELL what did you
think OF New York; The Colorado
Nan-Thought 1t was mining town
when | first struck It. Somebody was
digging In nearly every street.-yUn.
kers Statesman.
Matinee girls note: Il must see you
at any cost" Actors answer: "Ali
right: buy u ticket for our next per
formance. Eek.
The exact place: Teacher-James.
you may tell where the Declaration
of Independence was signed. James-
Please. maam. ut the bottom.-ln-
annapolis News.
Have you made any progress with
your new novely" asked his friend.
-Ob, yes" said tue hustling young
author; 1--WE selected name aud
press agent."-Rrookiyn Life.
Cholly7Seen Mashaw since he came
from PARISH D0lly-No. deah boy:
Why7 Cholly-Oh, why since Ills stay
there he picks his teeth with quite
French accent. don't y know!-Ex.
One Of many: AIR. Gillis-Surely.
Miss Gray. you haven't forgotten me
alreadyY Why. l proposed to you ut
the sea-shOre last summer. Miss Gray
tnuch puzzled)-Can you recall SOME
ether Observation-Disclosures.
French Professor-Ah, yes. mademoa-
selle, you spick re French wizout re
least accent. Miss Breezy Real kind
Of you to say so. but do reailyi oh.
yes! Eat ess. wizout ze least French
Philadelphia Press.
Ignorance" remarked young Borem.
''they say, 10 Bliss "Oh. that probx.
bly, accounts for It," rejoined Miss Cut
ting. Accounts for whatT queried
the youth. 1.-THE contented and happy
look you usually wear" she replied
Chicago News.
"Do unto others a. you would have
others do unto you." said Markley.
"That's the golden rule. aud believe
In 1t. too. Don't your We'll" replied
Rorroughs. III l did Id he Offering to
lend you ten dollars this minute
Philadelphia Press.
Turning the question: Finnegan-
Thin trusts IL the ruin NV our country.
Trusts to the nation. Is l0ike bile ON
q mons soide. Trusts is Pagan
Phwat's the use talkin2 Why don't
yez put u poultice, ON the bile. An let
her breakY-P0litician.
Bilkins Suffering from q heavy cold
II met forty-fve different acquaint.
ances this morning. aud just forty four
Of them told me Of some cure for
cold. Wife--Didn't the forty-tfth offer
any advicet Bilkins-No: be had cold
himself.-Nsw York Weekly.
What makes you run your articles
across two columns instead Of the
usual wayr' "Beca use" answered the
editor. Il am a. truthful man. aud
desire my conscience TO be ut perfect
ease when l assert that my paper u
widely ad."-Washingt0n Star.
As man aud his wife were passing
. school. flying snowfall hit the wife
Of his bosom In the neck. He was en-
ragged. and Justly. and turning to the
schoolboys. shaking his DIST In anger
be cried: Its lucky for you. you ras-
eals that you didn't hit me. Tit Bits
How can you plough straight fur
oows over such an enormous cOrndeld
a. thisy' asked the Engllshman. who
had never been In Kansas before
THAT'S easy" said the native. "Ws
follow the parallels Of latitude and tn
0eridlans Of longitude. "-Chicago Tr.o
uue.
TOO bad about the Subbubs. TheJ
were going to have big celebration
last night. inviting all their neighbour
20 dinner. But their cook heard wha
the celebration was for. and she left.
what was It fory' I'm honor Of ih'
fact that she had been with them
whole month."-Phlladelphia t'ress-
~Yes," said the Fairy Prince. ''yo'
may have whatever you want for
Christmas present" II will choose.
said the Fortunate Person. ''either
wife or an automobile" How fool
sh!" exclaimed the Fairy trincs
"Why do you not select something tina
ron can Baltimore Ameri
can.
Ars. Winks-Why In the world didn'
ron write to me while you were away
MIA Minks--l did write. Mrs. Wink
Then I presume you gave the letter I
your husband to mail and he IL still
carrying It around In his pocket Mn
Ninks-No l posted the letter myself
Nrs. Winks-Ah then It In my hui