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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1902-06-29

10 ask him If he didn't think Dorothy
Vernon was better than Mary Mac
Lane While ne would be doing Foot
Work and side-stepping the Questions
that were calculated TO show him up
as a bowling Ignoramus. the Re-
Thing would be sitting back waiting in
vain for an Opening.
This went on for quite a Spell. He
had been jOlted at Poker, trimmed at
Golf, put against long Sermons right
in Fly-Time and conned into reading
Il Books that did not appeal TO him.
He seemed to be making grand Head
way with all members of the Outfit
except the One that he wanted to snare
out into a Dim Corner and hold in "a
Strong Embrace forever and ever
After awhile he began to weaken on
the Scheme Of playing up to a whole
Cast of Characters. He wondered If it
would not be just as easy to love a
lone Orphan.
She was Wise She saw herself los
ing a Good Thing It was a shame to
back-cap her own Tribe. just when
they were pulling for her. but she had
to do it. One Night she fought of the
others and lured him into a Boat, and
there in the Moonlight she told how
she had lived in the same House with
them for 10 Years and how they were
all right, but they wouldn't do.
It's a mere Suggestion" she added,
'but why don't you stop trying 10
make these Around the-Table Combin-
alton Shots and pay little more at
tention to Birdie You don't have 10
win out the entire Family in order to
book me- You must be an Amateur"
Thereupon they Clinched, and the
Family dropped out Of the Deal
MORAL: Don't try 10 Marry an en-
tire Family, or il may work out that
Way.
! Copyright, 1902, by Robert Howard
Russeli)
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1902-06-29
MODERN
BY GEORGE

~ nee there was a yearnlng Bach
elor who wanted the Girl so
~ hard that he would come
around al Night and look up
a.. the Windows Of her Boodwsr and
graw The PaHngs OF the Front Fence
The Fires Of Love had got beyond
Control and it was time TO can out the
entire Department. He was for Petty
and had no Shame in the Matter. He
Would send an A. ID. r. Boy al s, saying
'at Do would be up at S. and then he
would phone her az : 10 ind out If she
had received the Note.
IBIS Affection was none Of your stin-
81. halfway Quivers. II was the real
Essence of GoogOo, double strength. Il
Vas am Omnibus Love that reached out
us -0i-hOt TeutaCles and twined
around an Objects. animate and mani
a.. that were associated with little
r.-aE-Buu.
aa would have deemed % a Holy
Privilege 20 go around and NOW the
F.ass iu her Front Yard.
.. was the kind Of TRANSPORTING, old
-.-Ho0ad. rOmanuc-uovel Love that
made him think well Of her Kin-Folks.
Die knew that anyone who was related
.' The Queen Of the Human Race was
certainly Right So he tried 90 stand
-.a high with the Old People and a
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1902-06-29
Their Interesting Talk.

'I was at luncheon the other day,
said a North Side woman. where the
hostess was a graduate Of Smith college,
three Of the guests were graduates Of
Wellesley. two went through Nassar. two
had been Bryn Mawr girls and the other
ladies' present were graduates of North
western. the University Of Chicago and
Wells. respectively
We'll" one of the hearers said, cit
must have been very interesting. How [
wish I could have been there. What did
YOU talk aboutg
Let me see. Oh yes. About how hard
Il is 10 keep help"
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1902-06-29

to municipal affairs in the district, es-
peclaliy with reference to the location
OF the union station and other proposed
extensive improvements. He made a
vigorous protest in the senate against
the proposed location Of the line of
road leading to the union station. for
which excavations would have to be
made near the congressional IL
brary building, thus endangerinC
that magnificent structure. Senator
Clark has made a careful exam
inatiOn and study Of The forma-
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1902-06-29

Once P Green said TO fair Miss Brown,
My heart is all your roam
Then white 20 me you are so cold
And why 50 hard your toner
She cast on him magenta look.
And then she shook her read:
And, as the zephyrs softly blue,
she WepI, and, weeping, said.
II WOuldsI. but on. nv Wathful pa
Maroon all our fun
The purple nab YOU by the leg
And murder viii be duu.'
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1902-06-29
POEMS
FIELD

"Oh, nc if you Chie) really think so, my
dear.
TouH find Chic) it's all in your eyer
mot at all, Mr. Brown. not at all, re-
peat"
His angered spouse made reply
u know by the shake or your voice and
your feet
That the trouble is all in your ryer'
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1902-06-29

Representative Bob" Nevin Of Ohio
went 10 a chicken dinner a few nights
ago and became enamored Of the white
gravy served by the negro nanny
who cooked the chicken He ate gravy
on his corn pOne, gravy on his Maryland
biscuits, and gut liberal dose of gravy
salad was served. There we're loud shouts
when he insisted on putting gravy on his
strawberry shOrtcake. but he insisted and
said it improved the flavor Of the berries
immensely
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1902-06-29
Coming Thro' &c g.

AS Brown tottered in from the lodge one
night.
He was met by his spouse at the door.
With feminine instinct she guessed his
sad plight.
Ana wrought with the wanderer sore
..Nou james. sou are drunk. and you
can't enter here
she cried with . Wcarisome sigh
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1902-06-29
Collected from
the ST. Louis Daily
Times Journal
November II, 1879
October ~, 1870,
BY Horace FlaCk-

oh, the ruin and the gloom
To our pockets
On the Fourth,
oh, the siZZle and the fizzle,
on, the everlasting driZzle
OF the Fourth.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1902-06-29

If 1st a foolish maid hath 90
Her loving swain breathe 4th the
word
The tuneful. soulful word "Amo
And babe him from her presence 20:
Long may she bide in single woe
And Sth the day she answered No.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1902-06-29
The Song of the Bees

But yesterday the busy bees
We're clustering on the locust trees,
When one poor drOne. all covered Ger
With sweat that OOZed from every pore
And drenched his form.
Approached his 1.-the and active queen
"Of all the biithering weather seen,
This IS the worstr' he gasping cried;
"HlYe 50 observed. the queen replied,
Indeed, it's swarm
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1902-06-29
The Love-lorn Music Teacher.

Her eyes are like the Do,
Most beautiful 10 ST
And tho ] roam q Fa.
There's only one sweet Sol
(Such souls immortal LaD
Can bring a bllssful Re
Of heaY' My hope 10 Ne.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1902-06-29
q Trulv 60 Husband.

Breathes there a man with soul 50 dead.
Who hath not to his gudeTiTe said
Go get another one instead
OF That which Erdces now YOUR head
Another bonnet buy. my dear.
For Easter comes but once d yearl'
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1902-06-29

Ring out. o Bellies. the bubbliug wine,
The seethiug punch. the sugared-gin--
Ring out the cocktail and the smash,
The whisky plain, the whisky skin,
Ring in. o Bellies. the lemonade.
The water, cold and pure and free
Ring in the chocolate and cream,
The Java coffee. the OolOng tea
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1902-06-29

By EUGENE
jealousy.

Deep pin my heart I feel tbs sew
When she hath thread I'm this shear line
How much I needle little wife.
She'll say il she is scissor mine
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1902-06-29

FuTlong long months, to sore degree.
He str0ve his blushing bride TO make
'er.
And when she would not link with him
he rood the day he sought 10 take 'er-
And oh, his mile too sadly told
His heart had grown TO be an acre.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1902-06-29
Familiar Relations.

A little father Ger the stile
AS James would fain a sister
AS exc some mother lads would do,
He bent down and kiss'd her.
The maiden cried, Aunt YOU A wretch
To treat a girl so badly2
You'd daughter be ashamed, I say,
To cousin me so sadly"
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1902-06-29

What IS It comes on silent wings
And Ger our slumbering bodies rings.
And plants its busy little stings2
Dad bing the trifHng, pesky thingsi
MOs1uitOesl
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1902-06-29

How proud he prances down the street
All smiles and all display
An. who can guess his bliss complete
His wife has gone away
How changed his aspect and his mein--
How changed from grave 70 gay
WHAT JOY turks in those meaning words.
MY wife has gone away"
We see him driving fOur-in-hand
At close Of sumner day,
4 giddy charmer by his side
His wife has gone away,
Two days ago he sadly said,
"Al in the heat III stay
To toll and labor, dear, for you,
But you must 90 away.
What cares he now for toll ana dust,
And brol OF sumner day.
He does not heed the woes Of he
His wife has gone away!
o. naughty man, think not 70 cheat
The public when you say.
Ny life IS now a dreary blank
Ny wife has gone away.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1902-06-29
Pa+rfotism-

1 Oh. the bang and the booming Of today,
OF the Fourth
I bow we martyred people long 10 get away
Prom the Fourth
ion the splutter and the boom
OF the rockets.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1902-06-29
Willing to EIope

wish shoe. love, to slipper way,
IL you be earnest in Your suit
This sandal give YOU with my heart.
And here s my bank account to boot.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1902-06-29
q the &c. 81 - "a. z. =

Hearse spirit now is far away
Where angels keep pail merry:
She died Of tomb much bier, they say
Adicu, Miss Cemetery
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1902-06-29
With the Tide.

She loved day sailor, bold and bright,
she saw his ship 90 sailing by
she saw him minute and she cried,
II week can now hour fates unite.
Come year and I VIII be your bridei'
And now they're drifting with the tied
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1902-06-29
The Pen-sive Pig.

a well-fed hog reused UP in his sly
And dropped a regretfUl tear
THE Beautiful snow has come. he said,
And staying viii soon be here
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1902-06-29
The Sunset.

All ia the sunset glow they stood
Within the vernal grOt-
He family moaned in sweiteriug mood,
"Oh, heyings, but it's hot-'
The sun declined behind the hin,
And O or that haiiOwed spot
no longer cast its glow. Dear Phil,
She echoed, Yes, its sOt:
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1902-06-29
a 1Tidgummer - -

Thou art so near and yet 50 far,
q fIlmy. pale mosquito bar,
In silent watches Of the night
When OWlets moan and bats disport
And cats upon the wOOdshed court.
We stretch our hands 10 thee so white
70 pluck thee round US all about.
Lest flies Disappearing find US out
BY daWning morning light
Thou art so near and yet so far,
CDqEettlsh. vain mosquito bar.
Some nail hath catched thee on the floor
Perchance some hook upon the vail
Impedes thy graceful shelteriug fan.
Yet when the drearv night is D IT
we find thee Epiattered Oh the bed
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1902-06-29

Screen doors and fixtures Burton
Coal & Lumber co. Uptown Office, 80
W. IND So. Yard, SIS ". stu So.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1902-06-29
The Weather.

WAS ever such a brOiling day2
7 think IL hOrridr' ErumbIed she.
Her lover mOpped the beads away
i call il tOTrid, tOO.' cried he.
New-York tribune., 1902-04-27

the sovereignty of the Netherlands as hereditary
Stockholders . :,
The first of those Stockholders was William
of Nassau and Prince of Orange He was sue sue
ceeded by his three sons in turn, only the thlrd
OF whom. Frederick Henry, left any chiidrTh
Frederick Henry'S offspring included a SON ~hv
followed him as William ii, and an eIurSl
daughter. Louise by name, who married the
Elector # Brandenburg. known in history as
the ''Crosscr Kurftirst." and from whom the
present German Emperor is descended IN i a.
rect line. William III died, leaving one SON. VINO
after marrying the daughter of the last or the
Stuart Kings of England. became ruler OF Great
Britain and of the Netherlands under the name
OF William III. Dying childIess. his rights OF
sovereignty to the princIpanty OF oranEe ana I 10
the stadtholdership of the Netherlands shouIi' IN
accordance with the statutes OF the nous oI
Orange Nassau, as well as with the h'tIoi.iI
laws of both Holland and Orange. have gone 10
his aunt; that is to say. to William lis sister
Princess Louise of BrandenburG, and ON her
death to her oldest son, Frederick l. King of
Prussia Indeed. the Iatter's rights were
strengthened by several so-calied noel com,
misst bearing on the order of succession ana
indorsed by every chief of the families OF
ChaIons of Orange and of Nassau for more
than three hundred years.
sian aunt Princess Louise, and hated still more
her son. King Frederick of Prussia, made VIII
of his own. arbitrarily setting aside all tue pro,
vision and laws made by his predecessors ana
bequeathed his rights TO the hereditary stadt-
holdership of Holland, as well as to the prin-
cipaIity of Orange. very distant ana eN-
ceedingly remote knsman by the name of count
John of Nassau descended from Count "t
family long before il inherited the Principally
of Orange had become possessed OF the Stadt-
holdership of the Netherlands struggle Tor
the succession ensued. of which France took adj
vantage take forcible possession OF orange
the entire embrOglo was brought to a close by
the Treaty of Utrecht. which, thanks far more
to diplomatic intrigue and to political influence
thar to right or equity. awarded the stakeholder
ship of the Netherlands to Prince John of Mas
sau ancestor of Queen Wilhemna, permitted
France to retain possession of Orange. and
recognized the rights, or, rather. the wrongs.
of the King of Prussia by according to him in
the way of compensation not only all the pos
sessions of the House of Orange east OF the
Rhine but likewise the right of bearing the
title of prince of Orange and the arms of the
latter without any of the "brisures of cadency,
thus recognizing him chief of the House of
Orange The Kaiser is therefore the present
head of the House of Orange, and, while it
gives him rights to the Dutch throne, yet
it affords him ample pretext to intervene in
any questions that may arise with regard to the
succession, vested it is in that House of Or
ange Nassau of which he is the acknowledged
head EN-ATTACHE.
New-York tribune., 1902-04-27

imagine to be of entirely Dutch origin, and to
constitute the Netherlands counterpart of the
English dignity of Prince of Wales, that is to
say, attribute of the eldest son and heir of
the King or Queen regnant of Holland, is alto
gether French Situated in what is the De-
partment of the Vaucluse. Orange was formerly
an independent principality. In the year 1881
Orange became the inheritance of his oriy sis
ter. wife of the Prince of Nassau Indeed, from
that time forth the heads of the Nassau family
assumed the title of Prince of Orange, and con-
tinued to retain 1t after becoming possessed of
New-York tribune., 1902-04-27

Orange Nassau, takes his position as such very
seriously, and considers that II gives MIN iiie
right to exercise his viii and to express ms
views in all matters relating to the Orange
Nassau family. in which the succession TO the
throne OF Holland is vested.
In order to explain the position OF the halSer
in the matter as Prince of Orange, II is neCeS-
sary briefly to refer TO n bit OF ancient history
concerning which, strangely enough. little is TO
be found in the ordinary works of reference at
the disposal of the student. In the first place,
the title of Prince of Orange, which most people
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1902-09-04

ling or certain explosives, designed to
protect employees using explosives in
mines and quarries. Acts 1901, p. 54S.
An act creating a commission to
codify the mining laws of the state.
Acts 1901, p. 81.
An act to regulate the sale of con-
vict-made goods, wares and mer-
chandise, etc. Acts 1901, p. 61S.
An act to regulate the employment
of convict labor. Acts 1899, p. 81.
An act placing the burden of proof
as to contributary negligence in per-
sonal injuries or death caused by negli-
gence upon the defendant. Acts 1899,
p. SIS.
An act requiring wages to be paid
weekly and making it unlawful for
employers to assess fines against en-
ployes. Acts 1899, p. 1913.
An act to create a labor commission
and providing for arbitration and adj
justment of labor troubles between
employers and employees. Acts 1899,
p. 2O2.
An act providing for the inspection
of factories and providing for the lib
erty. safety and nealth of laborers,
and prohibiting employment of chill
dren under fourteen years of age.
Factory inspection law. Acts 1899,
P. 231.
An act prohibiting the use of inn
pure miners oil in mines. Acts 1899,
D. 246.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1902-09-04

Chamberlain's Cough Remedy has
remarkable record. 1t has been use 10
over thirty years. during which tim
many million bottles have been sold sns
used. 1t has long been the standard an,
main reliance in the treatment OF crouI
in thousand Of homes, yet during all thi
time no case has ever been reported
the manufacturers in which it failed
effect Q cure. When given as soon q
the child becomes hoarse or even as 500;
az the croupy cough appears. it will pre-
vent the attack. 1t is pleasant to take
many children like it. 1t contains
opium or other harmful substance az
may be given as confidently to a baby
to an adult. For esle by j. w. He's.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1902-09-04

WlOIC 10 DI flCICt, anu nc lOIU me 10 ktl MS
Favorite Prescription and bottle of Golden
Medical Discovery 1 got bottle of EACH and
when had taken them a few days, felt much
better, and when had taken hardly three parts
of each bottle / felt well and could eat well
any one, and could do my work without any
trouble q could not do anything before). feel
very thankful to DR.. Pierce for his medicine.
and tell all who tell me they are sick, to get
these medicines, write to DIR. Pierce"
Those who suffer from chronic dis
eases are invited to consult DR.. Pierce,
by letter, free. All correspondence
strictly private. Address DR.. r. V.
Pierce, Buffalo, N. Y.
DIR. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets cure bill
iousness and sick headache.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1902-09-04
WHOLE COUNTY Is INVITED
Every Citizen Asked to Visit SagamoIs
Hill and the President.

Oyster Bay, N. Y, Aug. 3O.-On in
vitation of President Roosevelt the cit
liens of Nassau county will visit Oys-
ter Bay and Sycamore Hill on Sept.
Is. The invitation will be read from
135 pulpits in the county tomorrow, it
having been forwarded to all the min
listers. The ministers here yesterday
issued a call to the citizens of the vii
lage to take steps TO properly receive
the visitors and to decorate the village.
A public meeting has been called for
next Tuesday afternoon, when the
plans will be elaborated.
The plan which has thus far taken
a firm hold Is to have tine village one
mass Of United States flags. At Saga
more Hill the reception is planned to
last from until O'clock, but the
hours may be extended owing to the
size Of the crowds. The secret service
officers will handle the crowds there,
aided by New York detectives, II they
can he obtained
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1902-09-04

BESATOb ffsOCTOh.
to go hunting, but Senator Proctor,
who like the president Is a good shot,
induced him to alter his determine
ton. The president arrived shortly
after 10 a. m. yesterday and after be-
ing driven through the principal streets
delivered a short address in the pub
lie square. The town had an air of
expectancy, since the presidents COM
ing had been looked upon as the most
notable event in its history.
Visit 80 the Corbin Mansion.
No sooner had he concluded his adj
dress than rain began falling, and the
president and those of his party got a
thorough drenching The president re-
fused all offers of umbrellas, saying
that his macintosh would be sufficient
to protect him. The arrangements in
Guided visit TO the Corbin mansion
where Mrs. Corbin, widow of Austin
Corbin received the president. After
a short stay the long procession of
carriages moved over to the home OF
George s. Edgill, who, with Mrs. Ed
gill, entertained the party at luncheon
President Kills a Boar.
The president was given an hours
start ahead Of his party, in order
that he might visit the club house and
don hunting costume. Several times
the party caught up with him, and
finally he and Senator Proctor entered
the woods and became lost to view
Darkness was coming on when the par
ty returned here. and soon after their
arrival Secretary Corteylou telephonei
in that the president had shot boar
Upon their return from the woods they
spent the night at the club house.
Laying for Him" In Kentucky.
Louisville, Aug. 30.-C. L. Iallard
millionaire manufacturer of thi:
city and personal friend Of President
Roosevelt, will head committee which
will go east Immediately upon the
presidents return from Chattanooga
to invite the chief executive to visit
Louisville. The president has, it i.
understood, been already invited by
Governor Beckham to visit the state
and spend part of one day ut the Lex
ington trotting meeting in September
and Ballard hopes to prevail upon tn,
executive to include Louisville in hi:
| itinerary.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1902-09-04
ON A BIG GAME HUNT
President Strikes a Lead Up in
Vermont That Is Much
to His Liking.
TAXES A PLUNGE INTO THE FOREST
Where He Hunts the Wild Boar and
Kills One = just a Little
Speech Making.

Newport, n. Y, Aug. 30.-President
Roosevelt was yesterday entertained in
a manner to his liking. Instead of
making numerous addresses, meeting
committees, and indulging in hand
shaking, he plunged into the for
est of the COrbin preserve in
the Croydon mountain region, and
hunted big game, and just before dark
succeeded in shooting a boar. In a
few remarks preliminary to his talk
here he had disclaimed any intention
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1902-09-04

!. PROTECTION AGAINST
. ALIEN CHEAP LABOR
: From Speech of Senator Charles w. .
Fairbanks In support of Chinese
. Exclusion Act

1t is with especial pride that We
point to the fact that our labor is bet
ter paid than the labor of any other
country. Our effort has been to main
tain a high wage scale, upon the gen.
orally accepted theory and belief that
well-paid labor means better citizens
and a better country than we could
possibly enjoy if wages were forced
to a low standard A low wage mar
ket is most undesirable. II is not in
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1902-09-04
WIN FOR THE CASTRO MEN
Five Hours of Fighting and Victory for n
QnvAvMno~nt

Five Hours Of Fighting and Victory for the
Government.
Willemstadt, Curacao, Aug. 30.-Ad-
vices Of an official nature which have
reached here from Caracas, Venezuela,
are to the effect that a severe fight
occurred Thursday between the gov
eminent forces and the advance guard
Of the revolutionary army under Gen.
eral Matos.
The revolutionists were commanded
by Generals Zollo and Vidal They
made an attempt to occupy the town
Of Taguay, but after a fight of five
hours they abandoned the field to the
government forces. Two hundred Of
the revolutionistsw were killed or wound
ed President Castro is now at Qua,
twenty-five miles from Caracas.