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Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1902-03-20

into n little boy and dog In that
distance BY the time the story
reaches Salt Lake IL will probably
be train OF cars and four ele.
plants that really discovered tho
zinc.
Bro. Monigomery's interview
regarding the rabbits zinc discov-
cry, first published in the Padu-
cab News Democrat, is making
Marion quite famous. Letters aro
being received from many men all
over the country inquiring about
lands and prospects in this section
Every stenographer and typewri-
fist in town is kept on the Jump
answering such communications.
One blamed fool writes from Min.
eral Point asking what color the
rabbit was, as there may be others,
we will nip this question in the
bud; it was n loaded oxide color,
with cadmium spots on it's ears.
RI
Mr.. George Crider, whose choir
work in the Presbyterian church.
has been 80 favorably commented
upon by the leading vocalists of
the United States, also of Livings-
ton county, is an imported Chics-
go man. Mr. Crider says that he
has had his voice with him from
an extremely early age; that at
times he suffered considerably
from using ii too much; this was
in the days when his mother wore
clippers. Since leaving the windy
city his voice has failed him sever.
al times while talking insurance.
Still he always kept his nerve on
such trying occasions. In the
production Of oratorios, where u
regular old steamboat bass whistle
of a voice is required, Order man
ages to catch a pneumonia sort of
cold and his bass then reaches
The very lowest bar on the regis.
Ter, at times going entirely out of
sight. 1t is as easy for him to
sing down $50 foot shaft as for
ordinary people to converse in
prospect hole.
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1902-03-20

NOTICE--On the 22d of March
1902, | will sell to the highest bid
der, at my farm near the Memphis
spar mine, two mares, one COW, a
lot OF oats and stalk fodder, farm
implements, household and kitch..
en- furniture, etc. Terms made,
know on day of sale.
Josiah Conger.
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1902-03-20
Mules & Horses Wanted

Will be at Pierce's Livery Stable, Ma.
rion, KY, Saturday, March 22nd to buy
100 head OF mules from TO ~ years old,
10 to l6Ie hands high. Want no old
plugs. Also want good horses. Pay
highest market price.
LAYNE AMosELY,. f,
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1902-03-20

Mr.. Geo. Belmont, a miner in
Colorado City, Colorado, writes
that he saw in the Denver Post of
the 7th inst. report of a rich find
of zinc made by "a little boy and
his dog" Denver 10 not 80 far
from here; yet that rabbit grew
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1902-03-20
: Lights and Shades

golden rule.
IT
Winter ought to blush, sitting
in the lap of spring.
tt
Evil speaking is many times the
result of diseased liver.
IT
A white necktie is not always
the badge of white life.
#
Why not use Billy Kersand's
mouth for the "open door"
-
A good carpenter and joiner is
always spoiled in becoming a poor
preacher,
Harry Watkins says that the
Nashville cheese had been dead a
long time,
We receive our newspapers from
Louisville but we buy our goods
in st. Louis.
1t is not every sky pilot that
was born and bred gentleman,
more's the pity.
Il
Press Max we'll looks longingly
towards the depot every time a
passenger engine whistles.
-
More trouble between the Uni
ted States and Denmark, and all
on account of old man Uren.
IT
DR.. Morris has use for more jaw
in his professional practice than
any other man in Marion. Most
dentists have.
80
The large list of hotel arrivals
today is only the calm
before the storm. Father Abra.
ham, but they are coming.
IT
John Blue says its the most tire
some, unpleasant weather he has
for a long, long time.
Y on see, Mrs Blue is in Florida.
-
Court Pierce is recovering from |
he stroke of paralysis caused by |
4 customer telling him that his
livery prices were too cheap.
80
Old man Bob Moore, of Irma,
says he has seen over thousand
Januarys but none 80 pleasant
md summerlike as the last one.
-
John Morse, the Bible class tea
,her at the Baptist church, has
several young lady pupils that
would do credit to a full fledged
theological seminary.
-
If Gopher, the Delmonico of
his mineral region, would cut his
and witch ham thicker he might
lot sell any more sandwiches but
10 would dispose of more ham.
-
Bob Haynes is presenting every
retty girl in town with bottle of
nat new carnation perfume. He
ont seem to think there are 9TH
rs that admire sweet things.
-
10 Ben Champion, of Messrs.
ames a. James law office, is us
lg the Whitley exerciser and is
radually recovering from the
looping position caused by over
,udy.
Among the large number of {
rishmen sporting the shamrock {
n Monday, st. Patrick's day, we !
oticed r. @. Walker, Ollie James, 8
}. G. Roberts and Harry Open i
elmer. r
+ +
We are notified by the publish
/. of this paper that we should
ny some attention to the CONNER =
al and financial side of the pub :
cation, even if some of the nom
nse is left out. He calls it mon :
nse" Wouldn't that frost you.
- +
Ollie fuckers time card brings O
m into Sturgis the first and "
ird Sundays of each month. The a
en- Sundays are passed at Order. o
these dates ever get mixed it's
,od bye Ollie. We are a thous-
ID miles from Salt Lake City re.
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1902-03-20

We compliment the good taste
of the Repton correspondent of
the Henderson Cleaner, and the
NATION reporter of the Darlington
Bee in their selection of matter
from our columns for their respec
tive papers. 1t must save them
heaps of time and trouble. An
occasional credit, however, as to
the source of their clippings would
be appreciated. They may not
know it, but the eighth command
ment is still in good and regular
standing.
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1902-03-20

1t is understood that Mr.. John
Reed. our animal dealer. is TO fur
nish the Quo Nadis bull that Ur.
sus twists the neck of. This may
be fun for Ursus and Mr.. Reed,
but il seems TO us 10 DO pretty
tough on the bull. How would
they like to have their heads twis.
ted?
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1902-03-20

TUARIES:-Not exceeding 10 lines
will be published free OF charge. All
over 10 lines at cents per line.
RESOLUTIONS OF RESPECT 81 90
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1902-03-20

NOBODY SAID IN Z " 7 ounCi|
was taking its driLAs d." tho drug,
stores.
RI
The man that wrote the matter
about Vigo last week has gone TO
Europe. He won't return until
the gentleman whose initial means
flyer has left for other mining
platforms. He may never come
back.
e"
The nondescript issue of de.
moralized gorilla who attempted
to injure the patrons of the last
minstrel show by stringing wires
across the sidewalk at the opera
house exit should be ground up
into fertilizing material at the ear
lest possible moment.
+ +
Dudley Wallingford's chief of
staff, Major Miles, is inclined to
be sarcastic. He says the reason
So many people want to drive to
Tolu is on account of the Rock
and Rye-the Tolu Rock and Rye.
Major Miles carries his temper
ance ideas to excess-at intervals.
80
Alexander. the telephone man,
says the generalization of the
continuity of the electrical c, t.
ductors was the cause of the /.
terruption of the sound convey /
Will Prof. Evans, of tho hiL b
school, please have this translate !
into United States in time for o.
next edition.
-
We expect that the opera house
on Quo Vadis night will resemble
a great big conservatory full of
American beauty roses. Lygia,
the beautiful Jewess, will find in |
front of her, faces of kentucky
girls that most any of us would go |
10 the lions for; there arc several |
Of these young ladies that one
wouldn't mind being thrown to
IN entire menagerie if it would be
IF any service to them.
+ +
Many solutions Of the apple tree
'iddle published last week have
,een received. 1t is generally ex-
blamed that the man had one eye,
md that but two apples were ORR
finally on the tree, the letter IS"
,laying an important part; hence
who had no eyes" but had an eye
10 took no apples off and left no
pples on; he took one apple and
oft one apple. It's somewhat on
he line of what the little boy said:
Brothers and sisters |,
l have none, II
But this mans father II
Is my fathers SON."
A great many people think the
title boy lied; what do You sayp i
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1902-03-20

One of the Southwestern rail.
roads on which accidents are the
rule every day or two, advertises
as follows:
WANTED-A man a. Funeral Director also
having some knowledge Of laying cement
sidewalks running a circular saw, making SAT-
sage. breaking young colts. running n hotel
stemming tobacco aud 10 otherwise make him
self useful In and around the house.
There's only one man in the
United States that will fill this
bill.
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1902-03-20
ANNOUNCEMENT.
FOR CONGRESS.
We are authorized TO announce
OLLIE M. JAMES

a candidate to represent the First Dis
trict OF Kentucky in Congress, subject
to the action of the Democratic party.
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1902-03-20

r. 9. WALKER, Publisher
WALTER WALKER, Manager.
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1902-03-20

The study of chemistry is al
most all absorbing; the expert
ments in the production of gases
and solids with their many inter
esting features has caused Ben
Brantley at times to forget even
his dancing class lessons, and Ben
is such graceful man on the floor
too. Ben informs the PRESS that
he has made hydrogen and has
made oxygen, and he soon hopes
to combine them and make water.
He is progressing all right.
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1902-03-20

Nobody said tn. city Council
was taking its driLhs 90, tho drug
stores.
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1902-03-20

A square white envelope, with
the Philadelphia postmark and in
dainty chirography, addressed,
"Mr. Glenn s. Num-" is eagerly
looked for on the arrival Of the
northern mail every day at the
post office. The tell tale, happy
face of the recipient as he glances
over the contents tells the entire
story, tells of the speedy restora-
ton to health, of the soou home
coming, and-well, there are heaps
of things better than zinc carbo-
uate in this world.
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1902-03-20

Oh, will you 90 with me
Said Will,
Unto the minstrel show,
Heigh no;
Oh will you go with meY
| will not go with thee,
Said she,
Unto the minstrel show,
oh, no,
| will not go with thee.
From THE First Attempt"-by Will
Clifton.
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1902-03-20

N b: TINS attraction will
if OF Quo
mile
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1902-03-20

10 Ben Champion, of Messrs.
James a. James law office, is u.s.
ing the Whitley exerciser and is
gradually recovering from the
STOPPING position caused by over
study.
, 1902-04-15
MONSTERS
OF PREHISTORIC AGES SHOWN
ON CANVAS BY PROF. W.
c. KNIGHT.
Popular G%eoloqist at the University Of
Wyoming Delivers Interesting
Lecture at Evanston, Helped Out
by Thirty s~tereopticon Views.

The people Of Evanston have heard
News-Register of that city, but the one
that in all likelihood proved most in
teresting to them was the mastery ad-
dress on the geology of Evanston, de-
livered by Prof. w. C. Knight of the
state university. at the Presbyterian
church last Sunday night. The truths
found in geological science are but lit
tie understood by the masses and the
facts brought out in Prof. knights
lecture were intensely interesting to
the audience that filed the church.
h speaker was at his best. and
among other things said in part:
Il would like to IA that | o upon
geology probably in a different light
from a great many; l look upon it as
that great book which has beer made
by God Almighty; that great book in
which he has given us al absolute his
tory from the beginning of the earth
up to the present time. He has been
SO kind to humanity that he has in this
history arranged this material, show
ing us exactly the kind of animals that
lived in every period.
The geology of this region is one of
the most interesting in the world. and
probably Uinta county alone has done
as much for the science as any other
annal a-aa IL, thn ur,rl1 ~
, 1902-04-15
Better h a pills.

The question has been asked, "In
what way are Chamberlain's Stomach
and Liver Tablets superior to pills?'
Our answe is: They are easier and
more pleasant to take, more mild and
gentle in effect and more reliable as
they can always be depended upon.
Then they cleanse and invigorate the
stomach and leave the bowels in a ma
tural condition, while pills are more
harsh in effect and their use Is often
followed by constipation. For sale by
F. H. Eggleston.
, 1902-04-15
A MEDICINE
For Coughs and Cold. in chiIdre,

For Coughs and Colds in Children.
Il have not the slightest hesitancy
in recommending Chamberlain's Cough
Remedy to all who are suffering from
coughs or colds" says Chas. M. Cram
er, Esq, a well known watch maker Of
Colombo, Ceylon. 1T has been some
two years since the City Dispensary
first called my attention to this valu-
able medicine and l have repeatedly
used it and 1t has always been bene-
fetal. 1t has cured me quickly Of all
chest colds. 1t is especially effective
for children and seldom takes o
than one bottle to cure them of hoarse-
ness. have persuaded many to try
this valuable medicine. mt they are
all as well pleased as myself over the
results" For sale by Il. II. Eggleston.
, 1902-04-15
FOR WEAK. LANou,o PERSONS.

Weak, sickly people often remark
"if l could only get something chat
would nourish me and give me
strength" They do not know why,
but the food they eat is of no benefit to
them, they gain no flesh and feel no
stronger. The fact Is the stomach is
too weak to perform its work. and the
little appetite they once had is soon
gone The blood becomes more thin
and waters, bringing on faint sick spells
with loss of memory and ambition;
they are always tired and listless, and
subject Of every contagious disease on
account of their weakness There is a
remedy for all this that acts In the
right way, 1t turns the food you eat
into rich blood, making flesh and
strength, creaAes an appetite because
the system demands sustenance. This
remedy Is called DR.. Gums Blood and
Nerve Tonic, and Is sold by all Drug
gists for 75 cts. a box, or three boxes
for $500, or by mail on receipt Of price.
The tablets to be taken after each
meal, and the gain in solid flesh Is from
1 to 3 lbs. per week. This means health.
Write us about your case, we have a
we will send free. Address,
DR.. Gum, Philadelphia, Pa.-For sale
by Frank H. Eggleston and A. H. Cor
diner, druggists. Laramie, Wyo.
An ad. in The Republican brings re-
turns, for the paper is read by all the
DoOple.
, 1902-04-15

CACTUS LOYAL ORANGE LODGE
NO. 1882. Meets first and third Sat,
urday evenings in l. O. o. r. hall.
q. D.. Titus. ". Il
E. A. Buck, Secretary.
, 1902-04-15
Want. to Help Others.

II had stomach trouble all my life"
says Edw. Mehler. proprietor of the
Union Bottling Works, Erie, Pa. and
tried all kinds of remedies to get a
moments peace. Finally | read Of Ko-
lol Dyspepsia Cure. I v found its
equal for stomach trouble and gladly
recommend 1t In hope that I may help
other sufferers" Cures all stomach
troubles. Laramie Drug Co.
, 1902-04-15

AT the captains of industry" lunch
con to Prince Henry n of the hosts
asked the conventional question::
How do you like American The
prince, in a burst of sailor-like conf
dence. replied: "Oh. I'm having the
time of my life. ! don't count for
much over there. you know. They only
use me to send to funerals. New
York Sun.
, 1902-04-15
NOTED CITIES

|CHICAGO is probably the mos,
widely known city in the United States.
Noted for its push and enterprise as
well as being the Windy City.
Also has a
worldwide reputation on Of
the quantity as well as the quality Of
Its annual production Of beer.
lSI. PAUL While possibly o 80
generally well known as the two for.
mer cities. is nevertheless noted In
many ways, and is one of the popular
Twin Cities of the Northwest.
|ALL THREE Are famous cities
and their .ames combined form the
name Of AMERICAS GREATEST
RAILWAY, famous and noted the
AGEMENT, ELEGANT EQUIPMENT,
SPLENDID SERVICE and general
adoption Of all the latest SAFETY
APPLIANCES for the comfort and
safety Of its patrons.
its ELECTRIC LIGHTED TRAINS
are noted the world over.
It is the SHORT LINE between
OMAHA AND CHICAGO, and like su.
perior articles OF merchandise is,
ONCE TRIED. ALREADY USED.
Try it the next time you go East.
L. L. DOWNING.
Commercial Agent,
Chicago, Milwaukee & st. Paul r.,
Salt Lake City. Utah.
, 1902-04-15
"Piayfulne.s- No Excuse.

The Supreme Court of Vermont holds
that the question whether an assault
by a dog was prompted by playfulness
or viciousness will not be considered
in imposing liability on his owner for
any resulting injuries. The dog Of the
defendant in the case at issue j,... ned
against the plaintiff, throwing him
down and breaking his hip.
, 1902-04-15

The Western m%illionaire's family
came to New York and settled at one
Of the Fifth avenue hotels for the win
ter. 1t was one of the younger mem
bers of the family that wrote home an
enthusiastic description Of the luxuries
of the hotel. And we have such a
lovely porcelain bathtub." she wrote.
that | can scarcely wait until Satur-
day night to get into it."-New York
Sun,
, 1902-04-15
sx,,. r.,ohsr. Wall Treated.

The public schools of Switzerland
are operated by the government. and
civil service rules are strictly applied.
The teachers, who are mostly women.
are very well paid and discharg-
ed except for cause When they get
SO old they cant teach any more they
are pensioned literally. The result is
that the country has an excellent corps
of educators in the schools.
, 1902-04-15
UNION PACIFIC TIME TABLE.

UNION PACIFIC TIME TABLE.
In effect at the Laramie station at
the present time:
West-eound.
Leaving time:
No. l, Overland Limited. lis a. IN.
No. 3, Pacific Express. .....l0:2O a. IN.
No. 5. Mail and Express. 3:4O .. IN
No. 101, Fast Ma.l........ 1850 a. u.
East- Bound.
Arriving time:
No. 2, Overland Limited. 3:35 a. IN.
No. 4. Atlantic Express. ...11:45 a. IN.
No. s. Mail and Express ..10:40 p. IN.
No. 1O2. Fast Mail. ........ $50 D. IN.
, 1902-04-15

An ad. in The Republican brings re-
turns, for the paper is read by all the
people.
, 1902-04-15
SOCIETY DIRECTORY.

Secretaries OF organizations will
pease notify this Office Of any change
Of once.s or other corrections desired.
, 1902-04-15

GEM OF THE ROCKIES LODGE
NO. 81. G.. l. A. to the B. Of L. 4
Meets first and third Thursday after
in G. A. r. hall.
Mrs Farley Mathison, PrsA.
MrD. G. M. Harris, Sec'y.
, 1902-04-15

R. W. BAXTER, JR, LODGE NO.
81, B. Of r. r. T. Meets first Wednss-
day afternoon and third Wedneo-
day evening In @. A. R hall.
Oscar Morris, Master.
s. F. Nicely, Secretary.
, 1902-04-15

4Jo 20 UI ~ Oh" u
The horses have maintained their weights on the rations
given above and with what exercise they were inclined to take,
when not lightly worked or shut in barn with gray team, while
feeding on this calculated ration with straw.
The ration of alfalfa hay and straw is probably better than
it looks in the table. Practically, we have found it a good main
tcnance ration and sufficient for light work.
was found that there was a higher d~igestibilhy of carbohydrates
when rations rich in easily digestible protein were submitted to
experiment.
The protein from alfalfa hay may fulfill the same condi-
lions. in which case there would be more pounds of carbohy-
drates dieested from the straw in the ration given above and
the nutritive substance would be correspondingly increased and
the ratio wider than is shown in the table.
FRANK E. EMERY,
Vice Director.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1902-12-29

r.ia % capital siso 900, ssss.si b.aslss
pfssls ArAirksn. rtse pre-. T. r,ir-
ssft osshisr n v. Psfkher.ts asse.
ssshlsI esehAass On ptineiesi oftiss u
unitsd States and Esrep<
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1902-12-29
KIDNAPPING
CHARGED

AZ o u esesesh this afternoon the
poticc were called up=ra In inv~sgix =
ate a csse OF alleged abdurt tBf.
Wherein n fathaE Ia accused Of steal
ms his own child
Aerurstinx 10 the story todd al p8-
lice heasiqusrteF. by Mrs Maud
-,ssh~frxfrr. her hoy. six years %
age. was stnien from her rwstd-nrr
1exs Second avenue. By its father.
Herman schwfnEirr. frosn whom abe
was divorced n short time ago.
Ms Srh Wtngfer says thai her ex :
husband droT- ~ 10 the house IN a
hack shortly sftur O'Clock lie
VAS accompanied By two men un-
known tn her. rns.rr pr-t~st that
h wtT'tsd to grt q fsAif Of Fslhtsers
Ne had left an the premises. he en-
tered the hause and grabbed hsr
uttis grit. axet = and the boy. and
ATTEMPTED "a take them In the car
rsax~ IN waiting
Mrs srh~fusi@r. divtntna hts In
fentiofs. xeixei the xtri aad Muae~~sl-
ed in getting controi Of her hut hs-
fore her screams could summon az
sistnnc~. Swfngiet had takeu the hos
10 the rz.rrtsx~ and disspp-er.d-
Detectives Lane and Adams are
Detailed on the csse.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1902-12-29

HoRSE. Harness and covered u
livery Wagon. must be sold. lali
HARRISON.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1902-12-29
COLLEGE CHESS
TOuRMA MEMT

NEW YORK. Dee. 2S.-The eleventh
annual chess tournament for the 10
ter eolicKiats championship. which
begun al the Columbia grammar
school, has aroused kran Interest
among the drvotrea Of the ancient
game. The teufnasnent was begun
this afternoon. with the chosen rep
Of Columbia rlaFtna
Princeton. aud the Harvard players
facing the Yale chess experts acrons
IN. board The play Will continue
through tomorrow and "wednesday.
and 90 the winner will be awarded
the championship cup.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1902-12-29

SGwroRK. D>e. ss.--For the frat
time tn the hi-fu~x ~ fostbsii arg.
uisr tournament TO d~ctd~ the indsrff
. championship 10 90 b. hsidA Arranse-
naents for tho e. enf have been com
pistsd. and the nr<f conteet viii take
place In Ma1iirsa Squaf~ ssrdsn To
pixhl The series u games vii con-
tlns- through the ws~k- This teams
that arr to contest for tho cham
psssssshIp are the strongest aud best
knesn ssmi-pfef--ss,nul ei~xens m
the vicinity ~ the metropolis. In
cludsd IN the number arr the oranas
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1902-12-29
GOBBL.ED
BY the
OCTOPUS

DALLAS. Dec. 2e.-LsadinE oil
mon Of beaumont confirm the re-
ports that the STANDARD on 60. has
succeeded In gaining control % the
Texas aud Louisiana fields Agents
Of the big trust have been busy foI
some time all through the southern
oil region. buying quietly from IN
dividualH. Ia many cases. Il u said
pretty ffiff prices have been paid.
warranted only by the prospective
monopoly, which r. now supposed to
have been secured.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1902-12-29
[0RE!GN MINERS ARE
STILL CELEBRAT TING
,,nu Christmas Paint on the Towns While
People Freeze

..us.xuARRE nee. sa-oalY
lat. 81 the MINERS Ar. Nete
.lsheash seprals ff,ain the dls-
- stffeftng IRON, eeai t,raihe az
- ses~lve,i hourly All ettef,s -
- me rrmaipiis nien 10 fe.eth
- Az nltiic. The operator :
- The attention 20 the aiatsss,-
.,sninlusion 10 the circumstance
= nsets aeain en January =
49, Shaw that A large pstrrat-
X ~ New Ensiant MUS vii
~. ~ ahat down tratii eoat = mr.
..risa 20 them. -. -, !.
= anon the slavic MINERS whe
ns censtitute the holiday cels'.
$50 rhry have hssn acynstomesi
- off all through the Christmas
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faGfirs 81 sssss, 6rs..