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Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-06-14
Carneuie Amused.

Andrew Carnegie is not often a Wis
itor to Wall street. and when he went
down there a few weeks ago he passed
unobserved down the amous thorough
fare, right into the arms of a runner
for a bucket shop.
Come to put up a little money on
the rise of the MARKET" asked the run
ner. Sure thing; can't lose. Stocks
are going up. I'll show you where you
can double your money in half an
hour"
Double all | have?" asked Mr.. Car
negie, assuming an air of eager inno-
How much've you got?" inquired
the runner.
"Oh, a little less than s175, 600 900"
replied the canny Scotsman simply.
Wh-what?" gasped the
But | am trying to get rid OF it, not
double it," went on the ironmaster.
why. are you Andrew ~Carnegie?"
asked the rune
II am" said he, going ON chuckling
quietly to himself.-Pittsburg Dis
patch.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-06-14
TROUSERS.

The following story about Trousers"
has been localized by the Optic, and.
of course, are supposed to fit two sub
jects of that city.
Chapter IA young mar about town
wears striped trousers that cost 81 and
are paid for. Yesterday it occurred to
him to carry a paper box of ice cream
home. He walked on the sunny side
of the street and carried the box on the
exposed side of his body. He hadn't
measured half the distance of his han
dicap before it occurred to the ice
cream to melt. The box leaked soft
white drops on the striped trousers
while the young nan marched bravely
on. He ruined his trousers, but he
saved fifteen cents on a messenger and
he believes he is economical. Moral:
Eat il at a soda fountain.
Chapter 2.-Once upon a time in the
not distant past there was a schoolboy
in great distress. He would back up
against the wall whenever one of the
young ladies of the class approached,
and would watch his turn to be sure
and be the last one to follow his class
out and had been observed TO suddenly
cease going upstairs three steps at a
time. AS the time approached for
calisthenics he was cen 10 interview
the teacher. and a sigh of relief told
that he was excused from any further
exercises. Moral; Examine them
before you leave home.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-06-14
Must Set Himself Riaht.

ut was an hour after midnight when
there came a furious ringing at my
d~oorbell." said Abe Gruber, delivering
mis- latest" to a number OF friends
.'The next minute | poked my head out
of an upper window and inquired as TO
what the visitor wanted.
This is where Mr.. Gruber lives!
Eyes; ! am Mr.. Gruber. What is II?
You delivered a speech this eve
ming IN which you mentioned Corllss
Mckinney
- did
Was he a Protestant or a Roman
Catholic?'
"'He was a Protestant, But what
Thanks: that's all / wanted to
know I'm the shorthand reporter
thai took down the speech, and !
couldn't tell from my notes whether
YOU said he entered the ministry OF
the monastery. G'night. New York
Times.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-06-14
Quoted Latin tn the Judae.

Clifford Boese, one of the clerks OF
the supreme court, tells this story of a
lawyer of this city who went to a town
IN Kentucky to try a case. He was I'M
acquainted with the district and the
Judge who was to preside, and thought
of retaining a resident lawyer to act
in his place. He was told not to go to
that expense. but to quote Latin to the
Judge. who was very proud OF his
knowledge of that ancient language.
Quoting from the year books, as he
did, did no good, for the jury brought
in an adverse verdict. The lawyer
hen moved Il set the verdict aside on
the theory of the ancient and we'll
known law of Mon curanta cum slilbus
nix" When his honor agreed with him
and ordered a new trial. the opposing
counsel jumped up and said the theory
of Non curanta cum silibus nix was
incomprehensible to him.
What does it mean?" he cried.
I'm sure | don't know" said the
Judge. but it Knocks the spots out OF
YOU case."-New York Times.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-06-14

Big Johnnie, |. X. L., and Copper Hill
mines appear upon the map. and the
Continental claim at Jewell Hill. sew.
eral miles to the west. is also shown.
map indicates the roads and trails
OF the region and also the creeks and
ashes many of which are dry in the
summer. In addition to these features.
the unusually rough and mountainous
topography of the region. together
with its attitudes above sea level. are
clearly shown by contours. The sheet
may ne mad for . cents on application
to the director OF the United States
geological survey.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-06-14
Virulent Cancer Cured.

Startling proof OF a wonderful ad-
vance in medicine is given by druggist
G. w. Roberts. or Elizabeth. w. Va. An
old mar there had long suffered with
what good doctors pronounced incura-
bic cancer They believed his case
hopeless till he used Electric Bitters
and applied Bucklen's Arnica .Salve,
which treatment completely cured him.
When Electric Bitters are used to ex-
pei bilious, kidney and microbe poisons
at the same time this salve exerts it's
matchless healing power, blood dis
eases, skin eruptions, ulcers and sores
vanish. Bitters soc, Salve Csc at all
druggists.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-06-14
Sprino Fever.

Spring fever is another name for bill
~iousness. 1t is more serious han mos
people think. A torpid liver and mac
tive bowels mean a poisoned system.
IL neglected. serious illness may follow
such symptoms. DeWitt's Little Early
Risers remove all danger by stimulat-
ing the liver, opening the bowels and
cleansing the system of impurities.
Safe pills. Never grippe. Il have taken
DeWitt's Little Early Risers for torpid
liver every spring for years" writes r.
NJ. EVERY, M~oundsville, w. Va. They
do me more good than anything | have
ever tried" j. II. O'Rielly & Co, and
b. Fl. Briggs & Co.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-06-14
FRASER COPPER COMPANY.
1t. SmeIter Will Blow in Some Time
This Month.

Joseph l.. Oliver, one of the party of
Taos people who arrived in Santa Fe
the other evening, is an extensive
stakeholder in the Fraser Mountain
Copper company operating at Twining,
Taos county. and arrived at the terri
torial capital from Asbury Park, N. j.,
about two weeks ago to remain during
the summer and winter. He is delight
ed with the climate of northern New
Mexico and its magnificent
and remarked that it is a pity that
thousands of young men in the east
without opportunities, do not come to
New Mexico to assist in it's develop
ment and at the same time gain a com
petence for themselves and live in the
fines climate in the world. Mr.. Oliver
is a prominent citizen of Asbury Park,
a Shriner belonging TO Lulu Temple,
Philadelphia, and a ~thirty-second de
gree Mason. He will probably later
take charge of the large store which
is to he established at Twining. He
reports that the water power at Twin
ing is in such shape that operations
can be commenced at once at the smell
ter. Letter turbines furnish 264-horse
power to drive the machinery for the
smelter as wen as for the mine and the
large dynamo which furnishes electric
light to the camp and which has been
set up. The tramway from the mines
to the smelteT has been completed. 1t
is 1890 feet long. The capacity of the
smelter is 100 tons a day. Three shifts
are at work in the mines doing devel-
opment work and piling up ore on the
immense dumps. The smelter is to
start up in about two weeks.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-06-14

out the offices of a priest or a note of
the solemn high requiem mass.
No matter what creeds dictate nor
where they exclude. there will never
come a time when hearts that are
bleeding and crushed will not dream
of a perfect day in a sinless land where
every face shall reflect the radiance of
the new light of its new life.
No matter what shall be denied in
earth's vale of tears every sorrowing
heart that tastes deaths bitter cup will
forever claim the life promise of Him
who said: land |. if | be lifted up. [
will draw all men unto me."-Las
Vegas Optic.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-06-14
HIS WIFE is GONE.
William Tracy Says She Sold 5000
Worth of Goods and Left.

William Tracy, a Santa Fee shopman,
has lost his wife. Mhen Mr.. Tracy
vent to his home in Maple Grove
Thursday afternoon at the close of his
days work, there was no one there
but his two daughters, the oldest of
whom is Is years of age. Mrs. Tracy
had left, and she had taken with her
her ? year old baby, and about 5000
which she secured yesterday by the
sale of air. Tracy's buggy, her sewing
machine, a COW and some pigs. 1t is
supposed that she went to her old
home in Ohio.
Mr., Tracy says that his wife had ex-
pressed dissatisfaction for some time
with the way she vas treated, claim
ing that she did not have her way
about things enough. He says that he
will make no effort to bring her back
or recover his property, which she
sold. Mr.. and Mrs. Tracy have been
married about Is years. Topeka
Journal.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-06-14
A CANYON T
Newsy Items by the Williams News
Correspondent at Briuht ANGEL.

Correspondent at Bright Angel.
We have quite a gathering of artists
and photographers here this week.
Some are making a tour of all the
trails, starting with Grand View and
camping at points of most interest to
them on the way down; nearly every
day witnesses the arrival or departure
of some photographing outfit. They
are having fine clear weather for their
work, for since the storm of last week
there is just the right light to bring
the coloring and numerous castlelike
rocks Of the canyon out in bold relief,
and the walls and peaks stand in stolid
silence as If daring anyone to take a
picture of them.
The last few years the western seen
cry and especially in and around the
Rocky mountains has been in greater
demand by the connoiseuer. This is a
great encouragement to u home art
lists. In speaking of art, it has been
asked and will be asked again, for it
seems an unsettled question. which is
the most beautiful, nature as it is or
art as produced by the artist? Nature
is rarely perfect, while it IS possible for
an artist to perfect his work if he
knows what that perfection is.
INV piiSht hhooiii6ht hAShN ioob
week Mr.. Mcclure, a brakeman. Mr..
Author, news agent, and two of the
hotel walters walked down the canyon
and back again, leaving here at 10
o'clock and reached the top at 4 in the
morning. 1t is needless to say they
were all a little late for breakfast. We
have heard of chivalrous youths doing
daring deeds for their lady loves, but
this seems rather a hazardous trip just
to see the canyon by moonlight. From
al we hear they were amply paid for
their trouble.
1t cannot be too strongly impressed
or visitors that they should not walk
down the canyon unless they know
their strength, for only last Sunday,
several gave entirely out long before
they reached the top. AS they had not
arrived at dark. horses and a guide
were sent down. When the guide found
them some were completely exhausted.
One lady tore of her hat and collar: it
was feared by her companions that
she would lose her mind if help did not
soon reach them. They ventured down
after bling warned by Mr.. Strait, the
clerk, that it was not safe to go with
Out a horse. They I'd not even take a
lunch.
What has become of our postofice?
1t must be s~idetracked somewhere.
The string was not strong enough to
hold ii.
Thomas Moran, the scenic painter,
is here, accompanied by his two daugh-
tiers.
w. H. Spent, of Chicago, spent a
week at the canyon.
Milton Mobiles, the playwright of
New York, with his wife, is a visitor
here. The canyon must seem a dead
thing to him after the busy scenes be-
hind the footlights.
E. A. Haggott, formerly of Williams,
made us a visit this week.
j.. w. Thurber, former manager OF
the hotel, was here a few days with nj
bride.
A. p. McGinness, former claim agent
of the Santa Fe, now of Mexico, and
e. l.. Doheny. the oil man, with their
wives. came out to view the canyon in
the private car 'Idler" Tuesday even
ing, returning Thursday morning.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-06-14
Saved From An Awful Fate.

Everybody said had consumption"
writes Mrs. A. Nj. Shields, of Cham
b~ersburg, Pa. Il was so low after six
months of severe sickness, caused by
hay fever and asthma, that few
thought | could get well, but l learned
of the marvellous merit of DR.. Kings
New Discovery for consumption, used
t, and was completely cured" For des-
perate throat and lung diseases it is
the safest cure in the world, and is in
fallible for coughs, colds and bronchial
affections. Guaranteed bottles soc and
$1.00. Trial bottles free at all drug
gistS.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-06-14
GOOD SHORT STORIES

write. While he was there a man
came in who was evidently a regular
customer.
II W you some money, don't ~ he
said to the storekeeper.
The latter went to the door and
turned it around so that the back was
visible.
That's So he said; you owe me
for a cheese
"a cheese?' replied the customer;
no, | don't
The storekeeper looked at the door
again.
That's So, he said; it's a grind
stone. | didn't see the dot in the mid
die! Baltimore Sun.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-06-14
No Mass for His SOULS Repose.

No mass Will be said Tor the repose
of the soul of Nicholas Delgado, the
suicide. Delgado died within a few
minutes of his fatal shot. His rash act
communicates MIN from the church.
No holy candle of faith can light his
bier; the holy bells refuse their chimes
to toll his parting knell, while his mute
dust cannot be laid in c-onsecrated
ground.
His family are in deep distress and
the comforts of faith are denied them
They must put nim away quietly with
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-06-14
Announcing the Bishops.

At the General Theological Seminary
alumni dinner Rev. DR.. Van De Water
told an amusing story about the last
Pan-Anglican conference of bishops in
England, which he attended as a chap
lain. There was a certain meeting at
which the title of each bishop was
loudly announced as he entered by a
functionary at the door, who was quite
unfamiliar with many of them. He
got along pretty well, however, until
three American and n colonial bishop
came along. whose cards he read as
follows: 1.-The Lord Bishop of Eco
wah Qowa,) the Lord Bishop of O-hee-o
(Ohio,) the Lord Bishop of Misery
(Missouri,) the Lord Bishop of British
Gehenna Guiana. New York Trib-
une.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-06-14
len Years In Bed.

r. A. Gray, j. p, Oakville, Ind,
writes: For ten years | was con
fined to my bed with disease of my kid
neys. 1t was so severe that | could
not nov part of the time. | consulted
the very best medical skill available,
but could get no relief until Foley's
Kidney Cure was recommended to me.
II has been a Godsend to me-" Alva-
RADIO Pharmacy.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-06-14
S T TO THE TALK.
Il Comes from Pueblo, Colo.-lt Comes
From the Back,

II Comes from Pueblo, Colo.-lt Comes
From the Back.
Did yon know it?
Know the back could talk?
Tell its troubles like a child?
Tell you why it aches and pains?
Tell you why it's lame and weak?
Warn you of the kidneys ills?
Kidneys have too much to do,
Can't be sick and filter. too.
Listen to them when they speak.
Relieve the kidneys; cure the ache.
Keep the filters free at work.
Keep the kidneys well and strong.
Then the back is silent.
IL does not ache; it Toes not pain;
1t is not weak, nor is it lame.
It's healthy like the kidneys;
All backache pains and kidneys ills
Are quickly cured by Doan's Kidney
Pills.
Here's proof of it:
Mr.. VIM. Cover, of 80 Santa Fe ave-
enue, Pueblo, Colo. proprietor of the
barber shop at 80 Union street, says:
Il was mining up in the hills when my
back first began to trouble me. This
was four or five years ago and since
then my back had aches more or less
and while at work it caused me consid-
cradle misery. If | caught cold it set
tied in my kidneys and a severe back
ache would be the result. | read a lit
tie book advertising Doan's Kidney
Pills and being favorably impressed |
got a box of the remedy. The treat
ment removed the trouble with my
back and invigorated my whole sys-
tenn"
Just such emphatic Endorsement can
be had right here in Albuquerque. Drop
into the Alvarado Pharmacy and ask
what their customers report.
Sold by all dealers. Price so cents
per o X Foster-Milburn Co, Buffalo.
N. Y. sole agents for the United
States.
Remember the name-Doan's-and
take no substitute.
During the summer kidney irregu-
larities are often caused by excessive
drinking or being overheated. Attend
to the kidneys at ice by using Foley's
Kidney Cure. Alvarado Pharmacy.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-06-14
Arizona Topooraphic Mao.

One of the topographic maps just is
sued by the United States geological
survey is the globe quadrangle of CEN
trail Arizona. The territory which il
represents lies mostly in ella county,
in the heart of the Pinal mountains.
Globe is the only settlement of any
size to be found in the region, but il is
of interest and Importance as the cen
ter of mining operations. The location
of the more important of the mines,
viz, the Old Dominion, Buffalo, Grey,
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-06-14
Was Not a Cheese.

Mayors Secretary William =. Ryan
was commenting yesterday on the way
in which many illiterate persons seem
to get along in the world. The late
William J. Carroll used to tell a good
story along this line" said Mr.. Ryan.
He had business connected with the
collection of rents, which used TO take
him to a certain place on the Eeastern
Shore at intervals. On M occasion
he went into a store there, the proprie-
tor of which could neither read nor
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-06-14
Arrested for Cattle Theft.

Andrew, nee Jack Masser, was ar
rested at Alamogordo, Otero county,
recently and was held for the Texas
authorities, who have been trying to
get hold of him for the past six years.
A Texas sheriff took Masser into custo.
dy and escorted him to that state to
stand trial. He is charged with cattle
theft.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-06-14
Happy Time in Old Town.

We felt very nappy, writes r. N.
Beviu. Old Town, Va, when Bucklen's
Arnica Salve wholly cured our daugh-
ter of a bad cas of scald head" 1t de-
lights all who use it for cuts, corns,
burns. bruises, boils, ulcers, eruptions.
Infallible for piles. Only 25c at all
druggists.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-06-14
Wanted in Kansas.

A young man by the name of Oaks
was arrested at Santa Rosa by Deputy
Sheriff Pedro Cariaga. The man is
wanted by the authorities of Winfield,
Kas., on the charge of assault to kill.
An officer from that place arrived and
will escort Oaks to Kansas TO stand
trial.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-06-14
Warninq.

If you have kidney indication or blad-
der trouble and do not use Foley's Kid
ney Cure, you will have only yourself
to blame for results, as it positively
cures all forms of kidney and bladder
diseases. Alvarado Pharmacy.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-06-14
Why He kent Quiet.

The new clergyman had been asked
to Sunday dinner by one of the fam
lilies of his congregation, and had ac-
cepted.
you are a real good boy!" he said
to the small son of his host at table.
"Me?" said the boy, surprised at I'M
solicited commentator from any
source.
EYES," went on the minister. Il
watched you all through the sermon
this morning, and you hardly moved"
"Oh!" exclaimed the lad, as a light
broke upon him. well, you see, was
afraid of waking pop up."-Cleveland
Plain DeaIer.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-06-14

FOR DIliUusuess us5 Chamberlain's
Stomach and Liver Tablets. They
cleanse the stomach and regulate the
liver and bowels, effecting a quick and
permanent cure. For sale by all drug
gists.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-06-14

Dyspepsia-bane of human existence.
Burdock Blood Bitters cures it. prompt
ly, permanently. Regulates and tones
the stomach.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-06-14
1t Was Even Up.

OF Uncle Josh from b country said
a Detroiter who used to be in the pro-
duce commission business, but my
opinion is that he can take good care
of himself. One fall, when | was in
business. | paid an extra price for a
barrel of apples for my own use, and it
turned out that half the contents was
refuse that q hog would hardly eat. 1t
was a clear swindle, but | didn't say a
word. In a few days the farmer want
ed a barrel of vinegar, and | fixed up
one that was 80 per cent water. He
loaded il up and took it home, and he
never made a kick. | realized that he
would lay for me, however, and when
he sent in five barrels Of potatoes had
them opened and inspected before sell
ing them. They were all o. X. as was
a shipment of onions, but within a
month he cheated me outrageously on
three crooks of butter. 1t was my turn
to get even again, and when he or
dered a barrel of kerosene through me
l saw it was twelve gallons short. A
few days thereafter he came %lounging
in and careiessly inquired if | could
handle any beeswaX.
at cam | replied. but you know the
trade has grown very particular about
beeswax.'
GAS to how?'
"'Well, | shouldn't care to handle
ii before cutting up cakes to see wheth-
er they were all wax or half corn
meal
az see.' he said. as he scratched the
back of his neck. 1T kind o@looks as if
you m~istrusted my honesty
"'Oh, not at all. Haven't | dealt with
your
"'You have, and durn my buttons, if
you don't mistrust me. | do you and |
guess I'd better send o in five bags
of 'taters and sell the beeswaX to some
body else. detroit Free Press.
His Accurate Throw.
He had been a brakeman on the
G. N railway, but, owing to in
Juries received in the service. had been
given a less hazardous position as sta
ton agent at a small place on the line
of the road. His entire wardrobe o
sisted of one suit of clothes and he was
patiently awaiting the next pay day, to
get the wherewithal to purchase an
other.
The fast mail and express, which
was due at midnight, was reported
four hours late, so he thought he could
get in a pretty fair nights rest by set
ting his alarm clock about an hour
ahead of the time when the train was
likely to come, as he needed little time
to perform the only duty required of
him, viz, to see that the sack of mail
was properly hooked to the crane, so
that the extending arm of the fast mail
| car would surely catch it as the train
| went by.
The alarm clock, of course, upon this
occasion, failed to work, and he was
awakened by the shrieking of the whis-
| tie of the engine as it warned the sta
ton of the coming train. He jumped
for the sack and mis- trousers. Grabbed
both, rushed out on the platform. made
an accurate throw, and Whit away
sped the train. He turned to pick up
his trousers, when he found he had
thrown them upon the crane, and they
had gone in place of the mail. AS to
whether or not he dressed in the mail
sack But enough said.-Harper's
Magazine for June.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-06-14
Mixed the Genders.

at the annual dinner of the Yale d.
vinity school President Hadley told
this story as his contribution:
"A Frenchman called on the mayor
of Chicago. and as the visitor started
to 20 he felt he must apologize for TAX
in so much of the mayors time.
Il feaT have cockroached on your
time. Mr.. Mayor, and | extremely re-
grct it, he said.
"'Oh, no., not at all, my dear sir.
That word, though, my dear fellow, is
hencroached.'
Pardon me, sir rejoined tile
F~renchman, as he shook hands with
his honor, i was mixed up in my gen.
ders. cleveland Plain Dealer.