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The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1902-10-29
~ st. Louis.

81 Loris, Oct. - The second race TO day was
success. >' WIN
=. titst Racc-fiye and a hPlf furoneS--Col Moi.
nv, III wv. waldo, 10 s. won. Legation. lVa 10.
1910 s, third. Time, i.o-
second Race One mile and twenty yards-Polly
ntM. lo' &c. Bonner. 10 10 I. won. Chandoo iOl
ihi.ipsl, 10 J. second Ermach, as a.. Walsh.
. Ihifd Race-Slx furongs-vestry iO3 ,Lnudcn,.
10 70 D. won; 1mmurtclle. l03 10. Walsh, to 1,
second Breaker 100 Hauntleroy'. to l. third
, f0uuh Rsce-one mile and a sixtccnth-Jack
nouns, es w waldo, TO !, won Lacy Crawford.
W, Nonner 10 to l. second Jack nemund 10
'LouCenl. TO l. third. Time ~
- futh kace-One mile and q uuarer-Kit,y clyde
10 WATSON. is to l. won Antolee. lOo 3D. Walsh.
40 10 J. .ccond fanspray, io7 n Murphy. TO /,
Shih Race-SM furlongs-Santa Ventura 10,
tfannteroyl, 10 l. won. Auies 90 a. Walsh ~ 10
second Nobleman. i"7 doudcn,, IS to l. third.
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Bowling Games To.nlght

American National Tournament Western Cv-
clone. Metropolitan and Columbia, a. the white
Elephant alleys,
New York League Tournament Spartan Al
lngton and fidclia. At Amann & TrclssS alleys
Stock Exchange League Tournament Pos, 4
fagg. pominick & Domnck and Goldsmith Wolf
& 90. a. the whit" Elephant alleys
Harlem League Tournament BronGdale, AUDI
bon aud Lafayette, az Thum kahsdorfS alleys
N0rkvnc League Tournament Rluc Ribbon.
Reform and Clipper. at SCtuttc'S alleys
Knights Of Coum ms League Tournamrni-San
Salvador Council. My ste Rose Council and Nc
GlvneN Council Al Stars alleys
Gcrmanla National Tournament Mogul Spar
tan and Glendale at tho Gcnuania Assembly Rooms
alleys.
Life Insurance League Tournament Mutual
Beurnt Life Insurance League Tournament vs..
Providcnt Savings. AZ the white Elephan, alleys
Morningsde Tournament Stlcker buffalo and
National. A. CammGnn's alleys.
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At I.atOnia.

CINCINNATI oct. Is Alright and Anyar were
TIE winning fav1rites az Lsonla TO day Jack
Rstlin, tho heavily played favor'tc IN the fourth
event, vas never IN the hunt and finished nhh
Albula won the race In o drive from firinglne and
led.
First Race one mile Kun'a aS Houtr-l, : n
/, won: Guido CT. lbs Scmaldsl u to !, second
Ncggs qS -. uAly, 10 I, thlrd Tine, /. 50
second Race Five and n half fuilongS -Arligh
ioi tHelgersonl. TO . won Laura 7 NJ, l0s e.
Kelly, 10 TO /, second, Mnheda, oi tScrll>I, y to
/ ihird Time, ll2l3
Third Race sly furiongs Almanac, rs &C Kelly
ito won; Nearest ZOE tHoulrcr, ITO 3. second. IN
some io3 wilson. 90 to I, thlrd, Time, ~"
Fourth Race one mile -Albula, ii3 ~ Booker!
TO l. won Firinginc. no H. DAILY, 20 to l. second
Iledi. M Lindsey, : to ,, third, Time, l47'i
Fifh Race-Six futlongs -ES'olc, io' fHoutrH
~ 10 l. won; Tancred, lh5 HelrtrSoni, 10 l. sec
end Joe Buckley, 10 &c. Kelly, 10 s. third Tine
100
Sixth Race six furlongs -Auyst. los Ufelgcr<on,
g, en-, won Araohnc, los tRomaEeb, ITO l. second
Fonrda, los q. Hahn. to |. third. Time i.@o,
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SHAW NOT TO RIDE FOR KEENE.
GOES BACK TO HIS FORMER EN-.
PLOYER. "PJTTSBJ PHIL."
The Release OF the locke, Ma. Mean That
Lyme VIII Remain In This Country
Three More killings Pulled an At Aque.
duct Another Midget In the saddle.


Jockey William SHAW, II was said yesterday,
will not ride for j. r. & F. r. kcene next
season. but will 90 back TO his former en-
ployer. Pittsburc Phil" shaw was dis
covered and developed by the latter and
last winter he signed a contract 10 ride for
the Kcenes at a salary IL is said of sis ooo
shaw did no, rid. wi,b his usual hrillisncy
,,, ~ ~ ~ ""' H,' usu' n''"' =
ho"c'er' ds he was injured oeiore 'he season
opened while exercising horse az the keenes's
stables Whether his work in the saddle
this vea, has ha.n so,,s,ao,ory IN no Eo.nes
- -, -, -. A., ,, .,,. -,
., no, '"uu no. ne 'earnfn ysS,erua,. nu,
when they learned that shaw would ride
again for "pttsburc phil as his contract
VII "a. Eo.ros ,.auid no, ho ,orau.d So.
were inclined TO the belief that Lucien Lyme.
VINO recently signed to ride for the Keenes
in England next year. would be kept in this
country as IN" Meme s'aoie mere "on'n
be without regular Jockey with shaw and
Spencer engaged elsewhere. Lyme, person.
49,. .i,,. A., -, ut'. " -
u", au.o'uins 70 .,,r ui"'S pt iis ne
engaged 10 ride ABROAD. those VINO mink
they know said yesterday that the Keenes
would hardly send a star rider like LYME
N ride in ENGLAND and ba,,. ma ,.rIass hov
10 rue !" rns'dni anu hdEe no III s'-oiass oos
here; also II they did not intend 10 keep Lyme
IN this country they would have reenga ged
Sbaw rho i.,,o, hy tho ,v,y bss ,urn,d
- II =, O., -. -
uo"h an onef 10 rue III huSsid next year
al big salary.
Three more big killings were pulled on at
Aoueduc, Yesterday tho biygast heinv with
-. .,ti, rtti - a. -
Ine l'o'os H'do' 'hlc' IN 'hr HI'n iaoe'
The lo'os stable l. owned by W. j. ArE.ll.
and ChiCls is a two-year-old colt by Tenny -
CELIA In the opening betting 40 to was
quoted against thicle who IN his previous
races had done nothing surprising The
money was placed on him so disCreetly that
il took some time for the price to drop to tens
When he Won II vas estimated that s25, 600
was taken from IN" ring sweet Alice. in the
third race. was the medium for a second kill
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CRESCEUS AND DAN PATCH FAIL
Cold Wind initiates Against TrottinE and
PACING Records at Memphis

MEMPHIS. Oct. ?s.-Two king. OF the turf.
Cresceus. the great trotter. and Dan Patch.
the world-famed PAGER. engaged in battle
with time to-day on the track of the Memphis
Trotting Association and were each defeated.
The track was In excellent shape but the
weather conditions we're not favorable to
mountaineering time. a. a strong, chilin g
wind was blowing Seven thousand persons
witnessed the trials. Dan Patch. paced by
runner. went the first quarter in .o?ots. the
half-mile in 1907, the three-quarters in
1914, and the mile in 2.0it.. half a second
under the mark he made on Friday Myron
Z. McHenry drove. The PAGER finished
weak
Cresceus stepped the first quarter in o:3i.
the half in io2i.. the three-quarters In i.34'.
and the mile in ?.o51, He flashed by the
judges stand with great burst of speed.
His owner and driver, George II. ketcha m.
was up. Two runners accompanied the
trotting champion The ?;lo pace 10 wagon,
post poned from yesterday, was taken by Or.
Monical in straight heats with Mr.. Billings up.
In the .?:l3 pace Gentry. the favorito fin
ished eighth in the first heat and the judges
had a quiet talk with his driver, Rankin.
The bay eelding then took the next two heats
and the race
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pu,s,ion us Coburn,, 10 to l. third. Time 90 8
,,J lp face-one mile and siHicenth-The Lady,
~ 70 3. second Felix BARD ios (Ratti.,e, ? 70 T.
ihird. lime. itT:s ~ -
toutth Race-SeVen fu'lJurS Prince of I.nduf
act, NY buchanan, . H. =. won. Gold Bell I07
hhoaf' " TO l. second Rakcr, IN, ibat,istcl 20 S.
80, fiith Racc-Fiy~ and half furlongs -Fsirbury.
'" WIS, 10 ,, Won. pretoriu,. 100 tHoan S 10
!. s.cohd hcrodiade. io1 ,Cotu,uI. IL 10 l. third
SAT- hacr One mile and 20 ysrdS-Silycr
I,hMS; lh tbirFenruth,. 80 !. won: Huyyah %
HICKS. TO 2. second Matin Bell pl Ipierat,t ,
Ia !, thTd. Time. las B
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A. Chicago.

CHICAGO oct. - -Desp'te her weight OF II:
pounds The Lady. third choice IN the betting at
4 to |. won the feature event, mile and one SiA
tctnth. 81 Worth Ia day
FIRST Race SiX fuTloasS -Worthington, 100
dHicksl, 10 |, won; Evelyn Byrd. ~ Rohbln>
~ 10 10. second Best Man. III DonntllSl, Is to l.
bird Tine. IA 81. ,.
Second Race Five furlongs Red sam. as dicks.
sto l. won; Nesta Us ifulleri, rs to L. second Com
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CHESS.
Laskcr Defeats Finn In Final Game Of
Series Al Manhattan chess Club.

When cha mpon Lasker was called npon
To play the last Of the series Of seven match
games against Finn at the Manhattan Chess
club on Monday night. h" preferred to play
the black pieces, although he had won tho
toss for the move A. will he seen from the
n appended score Of the game. the hampton
offered the sacrifice of piece IN the open
ing which Finn, however, declined to accept
Iasker won pawn. later on another pawn.
and after thirty.three moves, the game. Ih"
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billiards.

Frederick Boyd. %. and Joseph Dalton. 20.
wore the player, lat night in tho ha ndicap
thrc"-cuShon carom tournament AZ the
knckerbocker Billiard Academy in Brook
Ign. Boyd won the game by score of rs
to u. Miss ka0rluS defeated Edward Hart
in the two-ball game by a score of 20 )
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Trainer Burns. Not the Jockey. Expelled
From France.

Special C6bie Despatch to THE SrN.
PARIS, oct. -. 1t is Trainer Burns. and
not the Jockey Of that name who is under
the order Of expulsion from France. A..
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SCEPTRE TO BE SOLD TO-DAY.
Sir Tatton sykes It'd Not Buy IN. Great
E1lly.
Special Cas, Despatch 10 TEE sry.

LONDON. Oct 2s.--The report that Sir
Tatton Sykes had bought the famous fllly
Sceptre from X : Siev Ter for si2o 600 is not
true. Sceptre will be sold in the sale ring at
New market tomorrow
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ANDY WILLIAMS'S NASSAU
BEATS THE FAvORITE. DOW PAUL,
IN THE MUD.
Rosetint. At Odds On. Fails 10 Untrack Her.
self-Handicap Easy for ArticuIate
--Animosity. sweet Alice and Chicle
Win NJ Lone Odds ~ Aquet1uct,

Mud runners held high carnival at Aaue-
duct Yesterday. The heavy rain durino
m" night turned the track into heavy ooin g
and form was consequently badly twisted.
ds only two favorites got home.
The Nassau Stakes for three-ycar -olds
at nile and seventy yards was the feature.
There were only five starters, tho talent
making Jacob Worth's Com Paul a favor :
1T to with Andy illiams and X ssignol
both played down 10 thrccs. For turce-
quarters of a mile Oon, Paul showed he way,
with ENtinguisher ard Andy Williams close
up. Then Lyme put ny one of his best rides
and in the long homestretch. AnGy illiams
drew away with an easy victory by two
lengths in Ia As Dom Paul was eight
lon ethe before Barouche. the rank outsider
\ Boden : fast FLY Rosetint was so widely
iancied to win the third race for two-year-
old fllies AZ five fnrloncs. that she WAS made
ssto s fsyorite. But she seemed to be un-
able TO untrsck herself in the mud and was
always next to last in a field OF twelve. Sweet
>lice and Lady Lake, two good things, made
all the running. the former winning by a
length and half with the Keene f1lly Futu.
rita third. length hack.
Brunswick. who was a sli Chit favorite over
Lord Pepper in the first race for platers at
six. furlong-, was cleverly handled by Minder
and got TO the wire length before Glcnnellie
who was three lengths before the Western
mare Tts nn: The s time was iis 90
beaten length by Animosity. to !, in the
third event. for mares az a mile and seventy
wards. Obia, We'll backed, was a length away.
In big field OF maiden two-year- olds in
the fifth event AZ five and half furlonGs the
winner turned M in the Iotos Stables ChiCle
colt by the famous Tenny. who had lots OF
speed IN the first half OF the struggle. but had
10 he driven by Cochran toward IN. end
lie won by half length from Barklsmore,
who beat Guy Park head
The CLOSING event. handicap for all ages.
was easily won by the prohibitive favorite
Articulate. who. with top weight. responded
over Himself. who was two lengths before
,hs NV o-year-old colt Examiner. The time
was las.
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FRENCH pFTrSC y.

This afternoon Lipschuotz and Laskcr are
scheduled TO 0nish their adjourned game,
while u grand consultation game with Lip;
Iasker, Roething and Showalter on tho other
side will he contested, this being IA~ker's
farewell performance at the Manhattan Chess
MI.
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NUMBER OF srARTeRs GIVEN TO win
OF THESE THERE WON 7, OR. ....
AVERAGE ODDS AGAINST WINNERS.
NET PROFIT ON 500 FLAT BET

a
one
the
and
of and
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Special Train 10 Priucets

Account Cornell vs.. Princeton Football Game.
!h ST. l. rs T. " Returning after game.-hdr
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tHs,ablished 1917
VAN TASSEI.L 4 kEARNEYy
Auction Sales
OF HORSES AND CARRIAGES
ARE HELD REGULARLY EVERY
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Poor start: won driving; Sweet Alice, CHI T., =. by
Flying Dutchmsn-Hermitaee; owned by ". T.
DanAheY,
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H!gn scores we've the rule IN Tho Grand Central
tournament of BROOKLYN last night the Palace
quintet leading with ITALICS o ass and gua with whic
they beat N" Mctrop liilnS ana Carroll Pirk
MhtcmCn. The scores.
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FIFTH RACE.
two year -olds: $500 added;
SIXTH RACE
Handicap: for all ages: $500 added one mile and

Poor start: won driving Chicle. b. C. ., by Tenny
--Zella owned by the LotoS stable,
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1902-10-29

Tho Federal nvc outplayed their opponents II
thc Fire Insurance tournament IN Brooklyn las
night, The scores
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1902-10-29

Father Haup,man Council Franz i?6. Schick
is,, Heeg. 1876. Splitter. ?2?. Steurer, lis. To.
tai. 7G2
Monte Casino Council No I a. Bier. 1870 Bodic
helmer. ,s7; j. Bier, ita, Dose. 49,. Grevc. iSs.
Total, 1je
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1902-10-29

In The Bank Clerks League tour a nent las, night
the Goldman. SACHS GO. team captured Two
games. The scores:
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1902-10-29

Spitkers 222 saved Father Hauptman Coun
from defeat In the third game OF the Brook,
Catholic Benevolent Legion tournament last nigh
The scores
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1902-10-29

The Atlantcs won two games In the Brookly
Royal Arcanum Minor League last night. Be,er
land tailed ia IN the hrS game which he FOLLOWED
up with ??3 In the third game. the top score In III
tourney. Tie
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1902-10-29

Manhattan Councu-A, Apple ij! n f. Appl
IA? frlcdhelm, Il? Paar, iS3. NClT lS Total 81
knlckcrhockrt Counri NJ. hlunpp ii?. Smltl
1871, \. kauchcr -? MCgch. I56 ". kauchor 20
Total s11
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Metropolitan Beam, ll3 Sherwood. III: Keller
i7?. Fisher, %: L'uy. -? Total ssd.
Palace ia ksou. $50 ". Meyer i6i, Keenan,
go. Rcmplo. 30. smith - Total psS
SECOND GA,fF.
Metropolitan Dean, 2iO. Sherwood ISIS. Keller
1873. Fisher. iai. bulv. %. Total "Ga
tarrCl fark Npcllman $50. Hike ls7. Wa,
jen i7?, Schroeder ?0e. HaShagcn $50. Total s2i
THIRD GANt.
Carroll Park W.-Spcllman. liz. rnkc, iai: Wat
len, l54. Schroeder. :i?, iashaCcn. III? Total So
Palace jackson, lGo. ". Meyer Isl. Keenan, 100
Rcmpc. IS? Smith. ~. Total s03
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QUEENS COUNTY JOCKEY CLUB
Racing Every Day at 2:l5 P. M.

Trains leaN" foo OF asst saith ST. at 1880 A. NJ.
l2.0, i?;p 10, 20 80 =. n. and from Flat bush
az. ~ loss \. ", 1870 100. l.2n. las p NJ
HORSES AND CARRIAGES
The Paducah sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1898-1906, 1902-06-12
VERY ANNOYING
THIS HARDLY EXPRESSES WHAT
PADUCAH PEOPLE SAY
OF 1T.

Any itchiness of the skin is annoying,
Little danger in itching skin diseases,
But they make you miserable.
Doan's Ointment is a never failing
cure.
For piles, eczema, all itching troubles
Paducah citizens endorse IT,
Miss Annie Richardson, of SEQ
South Third street, says after using
. great many ointments and salves,
some Of which brought temporary re-
suits, tried Doan's Ointment, getting
it at Dubois and 90. s drug store. The
treatment stamped that remedy as one
fully up to its representations for it
made a complete cure, and up to date
there has been no recurrence.
For sale by ell dealers; price 80
cents box. Foster Milbuin Co..
Buffalo. N. Y, sole agents for the
United Statse.
Remember the name-Doan 's-and
take no substitute
The Paducah sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1898-1906, 1902-06-12
Observations
....at Random

The other day . wagsish postman
who had been buying his milk began
to notice that IL had . sour favor to
IL. Thinking that 1t would probably
improve next time, he said nothing,
but finally he perceived with alarm
that the favor seemed to get worse.
He went over and complained, and
wa informed that the cow got the
best there was to eat. and there was
no known cause for the sour taste to
the milk. The bovine had everything
good to cat that the market Afforded
Judging from the kicks that had
come in about the gardens and flowers
she had destroyed in the neighbor-
hood About the time the postman
had decided TO discontinue the use Of
the milk he went to the rear Of his
garden. where he was raising some
promising grapevines, and there found
the COW eating the sour grapes-that
Is. what she had not eaten ct some
previous time.
He dilated in rather spectacular Ian.
gusge, and wished that every known
torsrre Of the Filipinos be visited
on the surprised and indignant COW.
who doubtless thought she was only
exercising . god -given privilege.
Then vending his way slowly to
the owners house, he called her out,
and meekly said: Madame, l have
found ont what has been making the
milk sour. In some manner my green
grapes have been getting into your
cow"
A young man bashfully approached
a popular official few days ago and
The Paducah sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1898-1906, 1902-06-12
TRUST COMPANIES
AS EXECUTORS.

The Globs Bank and Trust Co. will
have paid In capital of $3.50, 900,
invested in scot securities, for the
faithful custody and management of
the property intrusted to it,
, Every Trust company in the state is
under the jurisdiction of the secretary
of state, and quarterly report is re-
quired by law to be made TO him, and
pablished.
When 1t comes to making invest.
ments for estates held in trust, trust
companies have a reputation for skill
and fidelity which careful company
of good standing guards as carefully
as it does its capital. The Globe Bank
and Trust company has committee,
composed Of three of its best business
men. to whom all matters relating to
trust estates are referred when advice
and consultation is necessary.
Therefore a trust company is abso-
lutely reliable and responsible-better
than an individual.
The Globe Bank and Trust company
besides doing trust company business
does . general banking business and
pays interest ON deposits. Office 306
Broadway.
The Paducah sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1898-1906, 1902-06-12
Mothers Friend
SHOWED REAL PRESENCE OF MIND
Hew 4 Brakeman Improvissd . Red
Lantern In an Emergency.

Lantern In IN Emergency.
Talking about presence Of mind"
said a railroad brakeman. "let me tell
you OF a little incident that l know
something about, cause l was there.
We were out one bad night last Febru-
airy, when we got stuck In a snowdrift.
I was head brakeman and had moth
ing to do with tagging our rear. That
was the business of the other brake
man, but as he had been drinking a
good deal I felt a little alarmed for
fear he would 90 to sleep. So pretty
soon I skipped back to see II he was
attending to business and found him
lying nat on the track. asleep. He
had fallen on his lantern-the red one
and broken It AL to pieces.
Just then I heard the Flyer COM
ing. and she was coming fast, too. How
to stop that train l didn't know.
had my ordinary white lantern. but a
white light isn't Just the thing for a
danger signal in a snowstorm. I was
mad. and as the darned bum got up I
suddenly concluded would make sure
Of my work" .-a--, 49,
What did You do?"
W hit him In the nose and held my
lantern TO catch the blood. In thirty
seconds ! had the daisiest red Ian
tern an engineer Sci eyes on. and In
q moment more I stopped the Flyer
and avoided terrible wreck"
The Paducah sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1898-1906, 1902-06-12

Emperor William has placed In the
German reichstag building three stalls
tical naval charts designed by him. The
emperor shows that the United States
have thirty-one battle ships, eleven
frst-class cruisers and twenty-six ar
mored cruisers.
The Paducah sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1898-1906, 1902-06-12

Or. Coulter of the chair OF biology at
Emery college, Oxford. Ca, has re-
signed In order to accept the director
ship OF the United States botanical
gardens in the Philippine islands. His
headquarters will be In Manila,
The Paducah sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1898-1906, 1902-06-12

said:
Judge, ! have come to ask your ad.
vice. You have always been like q
father to me, and have now come to
you in . very important matter"
what 10 ity" asked the Judge.
"You see" declared the other with
some effort. II am thinking Of getting
married."
well. young man, interrupted the
Judge. "if you are thinking Of getting
married, 90 do II right away Don't
wait, because the girl might not be
willing this time tomorrow.
But you zee, protested the youth,
I'm afraid I'm not able to take care
Of her."
Tut, tut" deprecatingly retorted
the judge. why, when got married,
l was 81 years old, and eighteen hun
dred dollars In debt"
rs that sos' exclaimed the other
with happy encouragement cleaning
from his eye, and ! suppose you must
now be worth about"
And now" concluded the Judge,
81 am only ss, 900 in debt"
The young man has not yet married.
90
Now ia the time when the hard.
working drummer Of the whiskey job.
bling house or distillery enjoys q we'll
earned vacation, says the Louisville
Post His contract with the house he
represents is usually by the year, hence
when, as now, the summer idleness
falls upon the market the house finds
1t advisable TO call him in and tell him
to go fishing or visiting or do what
ever he pleases, so he lets business
alone until Aug ust.
The reason for this willingness to
grant vacations is not far to seek.
Every traveller for q distillery or
whiskey house is allowed an expense
account which is OF necessity so
enormous that those Of drummers in
other lines seem like postage accounts
by comparison.
When he enters a saloon he is ex.
pected to make himself solid" with
the management, and this he cannot
do By soft words aloue, as there is
usually large and thirsty crow d of
interested spectators and listeners.
Therefore, now is the day Of pie asure
Of the whiskey dru MINER, and the
book become srusty in his peck
ct, the microbes weep on his sample
trunk, and the angels who preside in
ginghsm aprons over the railway res
traurant tables sigh vainly for a sight
Of his curling mustache, and for the
music of his cultured utterance.
Here is Buokskin Bill story told
by the Cynthiana Dem ocrat:
lone of the Indians with Buckskin
Bills aggregation, wandering up
Pike street Thursday, discovered the
wooden Indian cigar sign in front Of
J. NJ. Douglas grocery. The Buck
kin Indian squared of in hostile
way, made q sign or two, and re-
marked gruffiy:
'Ughi'
THE cigar sign never fiinched. It
The Paducah sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1898-1906, 1902-06-12

A great many queer things are asked
for at the postoflice. but the most as
tonishing request made in many a day
was this morning made when a yokel
asked Clerk Dan McFadden for some
amusement" with which to stick
together a letter.
He was given the muciIsge bottle
and it was evidently what he wanted.