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Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-01-24
TAMPERED WITH HIS WATCH
Ex-Lieutenant Governor Thought
Train Had Made a Record RIM.

A"N *A~NC ~ INCCOrO Nun.
Timothy Woodruff. former lieutenant
governor of New York. thought his
train had covered the distance between
camden and Atlantic City the other
Jay in thirty-seven minutes. and the
shock of the knowledge almost took his
breath away until he learned that n
leiioW passenger with a penchant
for practical Joking had been tam
pering with bis watch, SAYS the Phila.
delphia Times. Mr.. Woodruff came ia
the shore in company of Supreme
court Justice Samuel j. Maddox. Conn.
~ Judge William C. Burd and Sheriff
Nj. {. Tiernpy of New York and I II
Dunn Henry c. Birkelbach, B. r. Sell.
ers and Joseph NJ. Penrose Of Philodal.
phia and Colonel Tom Leslie Of Wash.
ington.
After leaving Camden on one of t,o
Atlantic City iiers the party fell to
discussing the fast run recently made
1--WE the two cities by a train hav.
Jug ABOARD a party of English railway
ohlcials. MIR. Woodruff said he did not
oelleVe any train. except the Empire
o'a'e express. ever made such time as
was reported on that trip, and to prove
II ne volunteered to time their troin
WIN d handsome gold split second
watch. While the watch was ho;ms
and going the rounds soma
way III inc party managed to SET if
'ack twenty minutes. Mr., Wood,,fy
FEVER noticed the trick that had baon
I! OF him, and when he arrival
II Atlantic City he nearly tainted from
"re",se when his fnfallible c%hronome.
er 'oid hin that the distance had haon
IN just thirty-seven minutas
~ ne .astest run ever made in the rnit'
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-01-24
RIDING IN CHINA,
using the Donkey. the Shentxu and
the WheelbarrOw,

llere comes a g%orgeously clad lady
rling a donkey, her husband by her
side. She rides straddle legs, but round
her is drawn an embroidered petticoat.
displaying all it's beauties when riding,
her Face is painted and powdered, her
lower lip is one large daub of vermil-
lion, and her wonderfully dressed hair
is shining with grease and gum. She
wears no hat, however hot the day.
nut she carries a fan or an oil paper
p%arasol, and she looks very glum as the
%arDar1an passes. for he is not sun.
posed to see her, though very probably
she stoops and chatters to her lord and
master once he is well out of the way.
Mex there comes a ~shentzu--that is.
\ long chair with a hood hung between
two mules walking tandem fashion.
sometimes there is another gayly dress.
ed woman in 1t, sometimes a magis.
trate or other grandee, but oftenest of
MI come the shrieking, creaking wheel.
ba1ToWs, the universal vehicle of Chi.
ma.
The wheel is in the middle. and tbero
~ Il seal on either side. and the way
tllose tortured wheels cry out is ex.
crnclatlng-the air is full of the sound.
he Nhlnaman cannot be prevailed I'M.
on TO grease them. In the first place.
ne IS economical and would not waste
he grease, and in the next he looks
lpo a silent wheel with suspicion.
Would you have him going like a
he asks plaintively.
Nevertheless these w~heelbarrows are
he only wheeled vehicles. and a cody
VII wheel two men and their baggage
aslly. The bishop of northern China
eclarrs he has Travelled thousands Of
llles on a NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. Re.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-01-24
READ THE B

The yellow label on your TELEGRAE
tells you when Your subscription e.
plres. For example: -6-15.01 means
the 6th month, 10Th day, and the
year 1901. 2.lO-02 meanr Feb. 10th,
Iso2; etc., etc. Ii you are behind,
PAY UP. The price by mail is 81 so q
} eaI IN ADVANCE, OF SO a year if not
paid In advance.
E. Fl. METCALF.
u Circulation Mgr.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-01-24
WOULD DESTROY CHURCH.
Plan of a BOstOnian to Get
Money to &c AbrOad.

Hovel Plnn of IL BostOnian to Get
Money to Go Abroad.
Boston. Jan. 23.-A threat to destroy
st. Peters Episcopal church at Jamai-
ca Plaln made in a letter to G. w.
harris. a vestryman of the church. to
enforce a demand for $16O has led to
the arrest Of Walter Fl. Horn. a youny
man whose family is prominent in the
Jamaica Plain district.
The letter to Mr.. Harris directed him
TO cave S1G0 in an envelope OH a SPOT
marked with chalk on st. Peters
church steps. The closing sentence OF
the letter said it was from zone who
wants to go to South Africa"
Horhs mother expresses the belief
that fondness for dime novels WAS tho
cause of the trouble. The youth Ia.
admitted his guilt.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-01-24
Tried 10 Hoodoo "Fiahnns Bob"

Tried TO HO0NOO IRut' "o"'
While In the lighthouse service Rear
Admiral Robley d. Evans found that
most of the keepers Of lighthouses In
virglnian waters were colored men put
In office by General Malone and his
followers. Many Of them had to be
removed generally because they would
60 to sleep and neglect their lights.
zone Of them | had to remove for a
very curious offense." said Admiral Ev'
ans. ''or. rather. he removed himself
when lie found | was going to do it. l
visited the station where he was on
watch and was inspecting when ! no.
ticed that he followed mi about. spit
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-01-24
SENSATION IN CINCINNATI.
Alleged Shortage of Thousands In
Brnemer's Accounts

Theodore Brnemer's
Cincinnati, Jan. 23.-It was reported
during h day that Theodore Brae-
mer, secretary and treasurer of the
D. n f. Scliroth Packing company of
this city. was short in his accounts
from 100000 to 100000.
The story as printed in all the local
papers was that Braemer. when charg-
ed with a shortage of 100000. resign
cd from his position and then trans
rerred to trustees a large amount of
property to any shortage that
further investigation might disclose.
Braemer has admitted the resigna-
and the transfer of property, but
denies that any shortage in his ac-
counts existed other than might be due
to errors in bookkeeping.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-01-24
The Rutland News still holds to i

The Rutllnd News still holds to its
statement that Fletcher D. Proctor is
apt to become a candidate for the
governorship. Well, it may be so.
But If he does enter it, it is safe to
predict that Vermont will see more
politics in the future than it has ever
en- before. It's effect will be far
re lching uni IS all signs fail.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-01-24

Washington county will have some
politics of its own to dispose Of the
coming summer with the election OF
new senators, a states attorney and
a sheriff. There is likely to be a dis.
agreement In each Of these cases.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-01-24

hard moor n then, catching up the
keynote of the crash, hummed q few
bars, wasn't that the same-don't rou
remember that exquisite little cadence
IN beethoven's ninth symphony? Now,
40 o know, Professor X. that richly
Illustrates my idea that just as all folk.
lore mas Its rise in distorted concep.
lions OF natural facts, SO what we call
music Is but an Interpretation of the
rhythm of the universe. even of the
common daily happenings perhaps as it
echoes to the individual soul?"
ARD hi poor little man quite forgot
his modification In the interest Of tho
discussion that followed,
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-01-24
DELICIOUS MoRSEL

is enjoyed when you have our chops
Tor breakfast. They tempt the appe.
lite and satisfy it as we'll. When YOU
eat meat bought Of US you are
strengthened for the day in body and
MIND. We sell only the choicest
meats.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-01-24
mystery Both Ways.

Fauline-Just think of the awful
thlngs we know about people whom
we don't know!
Emeline-Yes. Isn't If v.ondorf,,,,
Ana just think what the people whom
we don't know may know about us,-
Detroit Free Press.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-01-24

The Bulgarian bandits don't co
business on the plan that drives so
many into bankruptcy. They get the
cash before they deliver tie goods,
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-01-24

Mrs. Won Blumer-The minister
preached the most touching sermon |
ever heard.
Won Blrmer-How much did he
aise?-Judge..
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-01-24
MISCELLANEOUS

NOT1CE-AGents selling f1avoring Extracts
0eIore again ordering write Smith Mfg. Co,
""coe0T' Mass' 17 If
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-01-24
STONE SHED TO RENT.

Room for 4 or 6 men. Partitionea
of1 by itself. Call on
W. A. LANE. If
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-01-24

~ RENI-Down stair> tenement of four
rooms on Mount street ". CsNackie. CIR
ner Washington and Mount streets 30
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-01-24
FoR SALE.
70 RENT.

TO REM Tenement six rooms u
Brook street. BAH, spring water, hard
wood floors and finish. F. N. Braley,
l4Otf Nat. Bank.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-01-24

~ RENT-A five room tenement on
Addison st for So a month. Enquire of
PC Owens, Janitor Miles Granite Bl'k.
=. 234tf
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-01-24

TO RENT-A first class tenement with q
looms hot and cold water and all modern
improvements Sit on Hooker Avenue
inquire OF S Sibley 80 Berlin st 146tf
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-01-24

TO, E r.--tirst- class furnished room
Wlth hot water. Heated by hot air. Electri.
lights E A PrindIe oOO If
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-01-24

TO RENT-Tenement of five rooms. a. A
nonth Apply to A E Bruce 80 Brooklyn Street
1913 If
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1902-12-08
ANNOUNCEMENTS OF
THE RAILROADS
In the Capital City.

The nations capital is 4 city idoli2ed
by every American, and his one thought
when arranging for IL travelling tour is
10 visit it. There is no other place in
any land which can compare with
Washington, it is cosmopolitan yet in
way different from New York. Lon
don or Paris. To start with the system
by which the city was planned is
unique. Its public buildings are il their
architectural designs grand and impns-
ing. The streets are wide, finely kept
thorOushfares. unlike those of any
other city. Washington boasts OF a
park system second to none, ana its
every environ besppaks such grande ur
as is due the nations capital The gov
ernment buildings are wonderful mines
OF instructive and interesting material
and congress is the mecca for the tour
ist who delights in watching and listen
ing to the proceedings of the greatest
governing body known to the world.
This early winter season is the most
delightful time for visiting Washing
ton and an admirable opportunity for
such n trip is afforded on December Ii.
when the New Jersey Central is going
ington from stations in this section.
Tickets good going on trains on above
date and good returning until Decem-
Der 26 For further information write
j. S. Swisher, district passenger agent,
Scranton, Pa; II. E. Ruhe. district
passenger agent, Allentown, Pa, or C.
NJ. Burt, general passenger agent, New
Jersey Central, New York. s."
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1902-12-08

and as Christ has prescribed, both by
His precepts and His example
The importance of early piety can
hardly be overestimated. The young
Christian has abundant reason to thank
God for his early conversion. Should he
live to be old he will not have any oc-
casion to regret that he remembered his
Creator in the days of his youth. While
Christ is willing to receive ana to wei
come and pardon an aged sinner: one
who comes to Him ut the eleventh hour,
vet. surely, 1t would be far more pleas
ing to His loving heart ii such a sinner
had come to Him when he was young.
How many sins he would have avoided
and how much painful reflection he
would have been spared had he given his
heart to Christ and cosecrated his life
to the service of so blessed n master.
TO he n slave of sin during u long life,
to have induced others. it may be- 10 sin,
and now when about to die, to cry for
mercy is not a condition of soul to be
coveted. The cry for mercy is all right,
for no sinner, who is truly penitent. is
how much better for such n sinner. and
how much better for society. and how
much better for the church of God, If his
long life had been spent in doing good,
not only by being dilgent in business.
hut also by being fervent in spirit ana
serving the Lard. Young people should
think of these. and neither OR nor
young should rest satisfied until they
are in Christ, for to be in Christ is to be
saved with an everlasting salvation.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1902-12-08
The Whole Secret
OF the Remarkable Success of Remedy for Indi-
geStiOn and Stomach Troubles.
New Remedy Which May RevolutOnze the Treatment Of
Stomach Troubles.
Now Placed Before the Public Bears the Endorsement of Many
Leading Physicians anu scientific Meo.

simple; because there can be no stomach
trouble IL the food Is promptly digested.
Stuarts Dyspepsia Tablets act entirely
upon the food eaten dlgestins 1t COM
pletely. SO that 1t can be assimilated III
to blood, nerve and tissue.
Every drop OF blood, every bone, nerve
and tissue in the body can be renewed
in but one way, and that is from whole
some food properly digested. There is
no other way and the idea that a medi-
cine in itself can purify the blood or sup
ply new tissue and strong nerves Is ridic-
ulous and on par with tho fol-de-rol
that dyspepsia is germ disease or that
other fallacy that n weak stomach which
refuses to digest food can be made to do
so by irritating and infaming the bowels
by pills and cathartics.
Stuart's Dyspepsia Tablets cure dys-
pepsia, water brash. sour stomach. ca
tarrh of the stomach gas and bloating
after meals because they furnish the di-
gestivc power, which is the one thinS
that weak stomachs lack, and unless that
lack is supplied it is useless to attempt
to assist it by the use of "tonics.'
pills" and cathartics which have abso-
lutely no digestive power and do not
claim to have any.
The regular use of one or two OF STU
arts Dyspepsia Tablets after meals will
demonstrate their merit and efficiency
better than any other argument.
They are sold by druggists everywhere
and a little booklet on cause and cure of
stomach troubles will he mailed free by
addressing +. A. Stuart Co.. Marshall,
Mich.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1902-12-08

This preparation is not n wonderful
discovery nor yet n secret patent medi-
cine. neither is IL claimed to cure any
thing except dyspepsia, indigestion and
stomach troubles with which nino-tenths
OF our nation are moro or less affected.
The remedy Is in the form of pleasant
tasting tablets or lozenges containing
vegetable and fruit essences, pure asep-
tic pepsin free from animal impurities)
Golden Seal and diastase They are sold
by druggists under the name of Stuart S
Dyspepsia Tablets.
Many interesting experiments made
with these tablets show that they possess
remarkable digestive power, one grain of
the active principle III one of Stuurt's
Dyspepsia Tablets being sufficient TO
thoroughly digest 5000 grains of lean
meat, eggs, oatmeal or similar whole
some food.
Stuarts Tablets do not act upon the
bowels like after dinner pills and cheap
cathartics, which simply irrtute and in
flame the inteStines without having any
effect whatever in curing indigestion.
If the stomach can be rested and as
sisted in the work of digestion 1t Will
very soon recover it's normal vigor, rs no
organ is so much abused and ovcrworkcd
as the stomach. This is the secret and
the whole secret of the remarkable sue
cess of Stuarts Dyspepsia Tablets. a
remedy practically unknown few years
ago and now the most popular. safest
and most widely sold of any treatment
tor stomach weakness
This success has been secured entirely
upon its merit as n digestive, pure and
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1902-12-08

(wesD: : Il. NJ, Widner (wesD; a. m,
Finerty Cwcst: S a. m, Houser (easO
ll.45 n. NJ, Moran (east; ] p. M. Nc
Donneil (wosU 80 y. m, Murphy (easO
p. M, w. ri. Bartholomew (east.
EIeperSl n. IN, j. d. Jones: Il. M.
Gaffncy; 10 a. m, Secor; 3.l5 p. m., Stan-
ton.
Extras WcSt--i30 a. m. Lattimcr: u
q. M. Hoar: Il noon. John Gahagan
(Halstead); , y. M, CaStncr
NOTICE.
Conductors 1laggerty, Van Wormer,
Thomas, Rogers and Baxter and crews
will go on No. ~ Monday. Dec S, to learn
the Buffalo division.
Conductors Bisbing. Nahon. ID. Wnilnce,
LaBar and Haggcrty and crew: Brakeman
Fl. G. Mathewson and Jay Baitron will
call ut trainmasters office Monday, Dec.
S. at 8 q. m.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1902-12-08
D., L. & w. BOARD.
The following is the makeup of the
D., L. & w. board for today:
SUNDAY. DEC. Z.

EXtras-East-6 p m, Halet; 7 u. m, j.
Ginley; s p. m, Doherty; 10 p. M, Cava-
naush; II p. m, McCann; l2 midnight,
Fitzpatrick.
Extras West-9 p. M. Kingsley.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1902-12-08
Deafness Cannot be Cured

by local applications as they cannot reach
pnly one way 10 cure deafness, and thai
is by constitutional remedies Deafness 10
caused by an inflamed condition OF the
rumbiing sound or imperfect hearing, and
when 1t is entirely closed Deafness is
the result. and unless the inflamation can
20 its normal condition, hearing Will he
destroyed forever; nine cases out OF Ten
ire caused by Catarrh. which is nothina
put an inflamed condition OF the mucous
bervices.
We will give One Hundred Dollars for
any case of Deafness (caused by catarrhl
that cannot be cured by Halls Catarrh
Cure. Send for circulars. free
F. J. CHENEY & CO.. Toledo. o.
Sold by Druggists, 75c.
Halls Family Pills are the best
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1902-12-08
Lackawanna Railroad Excursion to
Washington, D. G.

Special round-trip tickets will be on
sale at the Lackawanna railroad sta
tion, good going on all trains December
Is. and limited for return up to and in
Guiding December 26. Children between
the ages of five and twelve years, at
one-half of the adult rate. Tickets will
be limited for continuous passage, en-
cept that on return trip, stop-over will
be granted at Philadelphia within final
limit of December 26, 1902 "@
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1902-12-08
Holiday Excursion to New York CITY.

1t has been the usual custom to make
reduced rate to New York city at
this, the most interesting season of the
year. and to enable it's patrons to make
their holiday purchases, the Lacka-
wanna railroad will sell tickets to New
York city for all trains December IL,
and for return up to and including De-
cember l6, at rate of one-way fare plus
ST. for the round trip, Children between
the ages of five and twelve years, at
one-half of the fare charged adults. "a
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1902-12-08
MONDAY. DEC &

Extras East-2 a. m. Dunn; a. M,
Potsgrove; a. NJ. Carney: slO a. M.
Staples; li.S0 a. m. Finerty; l p. M,
Mosier; p. m, NJ. j. Henigan; p IN.
Devine.
Summits-6 a. m, Carrigg (east; a.
m, Frounfelker (wesD; $50 y. m, Col
den (wesD; l p. m, Thompson (wesD
2.30 p. m, ]. Henigan (easD; 4SO p. M,
M. Ginley teasD
Pushers-230 a. m, C. Bartholomew
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1902-12-08
Life of a Christian.

May a Christian then live as he
pleases? Ask st. Paul, lie says: God
Forbid How shall we who are dead to
sin, live any longer therein?" Those who
are ignorant enough or wicked enough
TO pervert Gods truth, are guilty of n
most heinous sin. No Christian wants
to live as he pleases, but as God pleases
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1902-12-08
Scranton Passenger Rnllway
Scranton Wholesale Market.

(Correeted BY II, c. Dale. q Lacka Ave.)
Flour-$L40.
Butter-Creamery, 95l4ae6c. dairy, 25a
25Ic.
Cheese-l3ihalic.
Eggs-Nearby 30c; storage, 22c.
Marrow Beans-Per bushel, $2S5.
Onions-Per bushel, 75aS0c.
PotatoeS-65c per bushel
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1902-12-08
They Paw the User

II you wish a half-tone or line cut.
let the Scranton Tribune make it for
you. Our equipment for this work is
complete and up-to-date. We have
facilities for doing the finest sort OF
work at lowest prices and what's more,
we do 1t. A trial order will convince
you. ss
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1902-12-08
THEY ARE NOT
ALL IN CHURCH
WHAT DIR. M'LEoD HAS TO SAY
ABOUT CHRISTIANS.

The Church and Christianity Are Not
Convertible Terms--Not All in the
Church Are Christians, Neither Are
All Those Outside Of It Not Chris
tians-Christianity Is Both Broader
and Narrower Thany Any Church
Organization - 1t Admits Many
That Churches Exclude.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1902-12-08
THE MARKETS.
SATURDAY STOCK QUOTATIONS

The following quotations are furnished
The Tribune by tTaight e. Frecso Co. 3li-
2t5 Mears Building. W. Il. Runyon, man.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1902-06-21
rHE WORLDS VERDICT.

The time has come already when
Robert E. Lee is regarded as a ma
tional hero. and not merely the superb
military chieitain OF the Southern
Confederacy.
This estimate is so often pro
claimed by men who contended with
General Lee in arms and by their
descendants who have come upon the
stage of action since that grand fig
ure passed away that It is now recog-
nized as the verdict Of his fellow
countrymen of every section.
II was registered as ,-e judgment
of impartial nations long ago.
Mr. Charles Francis Adams of Bos-
ton. in his oration before the Phi
Beta Kappa society of Chicago yester-
day, paid splendid tribute to Gen
eral Lee which viii touch the heart
Of the south and receive the cordial
appreciation OF the north.
The words of an illustrious son o.
Massachusetts, on this occasion con-
stitute one OF the broadest and
noblest expressions of true American
liberality and patriotism that the
country has heard in a long time
Mr.. Adams said:
Virginia did not take its place in
the secession movement because Of
the election OF an anti-slavery presi-
dent. 1t did not raise It's hand against
the national governmencIor mere love
OF any peculiar institution, or wish to
protect and perpetuate it. Virginia
made state sovereignty e cardinal
article of its political creed. To us
now nis position seems worse than
illogical. Yet after all. it is based on
the great fundamental principle OF the
consent of the governed
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1902-06-21

samples already brought forth he
ought to be fired instanter
The attempt to make campaign cap.
itsl out Of the fact that Bin Cross
travels from place to place in the ter
irtory in the performance OF his du-
ties IS confession OF his personal
merits and irreproachabie character.
Among the privileges OF every cits.
zen IS the right to choose his vocation.
Bill Cross chose his and his success
as a travelling salesman is attested
by the esteem in which he IS held
both by his house and the men of his
calling.
An illustration Of the extremity %
which his would.be faultfnders have
been put is found in the effort to mis-.
construe his speech at Comanche and
the laughabls collapse of the hot air
balloon over the heads of the juvenile
aeronaats.
Not knowing that Comanche was in
the Indian territory they caught at
the phrase used by Mr.. Cross in his
address at that place in which he re-
ferred to mis- last visit TO this terri
,Ory. Bold type distinguished this
mares nest and it was taken as con
elusive proof that surely Bill Cross
does not live in Oklahoma
It behooyes good citizens not TO
jeer at these infantile essays at politi-
cal demogogy but rather to take
them seriously as illustrations OF the
kind of campaign stuff they are ex-
pected to swallow. sa.
At any rate the joke is on plug
ugly Republicans and they mis- as
well acknowledge the corn.