The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1902-11-16
EXCHANGE INTERVIEWS.


II the Chicago business men have an eye for
beauty and see just a tenth OF our flowers and
our pretty girls they will stay right here in
Orange and board at the Holland Therefore,
for their own sweet sakes, the Tribune requests
that the girls lock themselves IN on Wednesday
at the noon hour-Oyapge Daily Tribune
We haven't heard that any of the Chicagoans
stayed over.
If there is better town in Texas than Yoakum
it is hiding its light under a bushel, so to speak,
for the public is not aware Of the faet.-Yoakhm
Herald
Heard one Of EN- say that if it would drop
the FIRST letter from its name the town would be
calker
When mustache fails to tickle woman it
may be truly said that she has no sense of humor.
Florence Hidcts
This, then is one of the things in which all
the ladies of Dave Hills acquaintance have been
deficient
Win Waco and Houston go way back and sit
! down Orange comes to the front with three
killings in one afternoon.-Wordhaehie Light
That's a mistake as we go to press there is
we'll grounded fear that the third man may re-
cover.
Byzantimtimus Bazouk Papaconstantnopouous
| applied for registration at Chicago. No report as
TO results has reached the outside world-Lige
| OAK Leader.
Perhaps the wires are burned out
New Yorker who lost his tongue owing to a
cancer has been successfully fitted with rubber
substitute. The march of modern invention is
indeed wonderful Rubber tongues and rubber
necks--what will we have next ?-.ierdidu Tr-
bimc.
There are said to be several very good rubber
gums on the market.
Blindfolded justice, stumbling ahead, feeling
her way and clutching at this and that is always
funny sight to the man who thinks he knows it
all,-B0StoH Globe.
But when she ceases to stumble ahead and be-
gins to slide back, as she is doing in Houston, it
ceases to be funny and becomes pathetic and
maddenins
$500 married a Texas widow He has just
written home for more money. Evidently Texas
widows are used TO the good things of life and
have to have them.--St Joseph Gacette
And there is no denying that Kansas men are
good things
Honors are even between Galveston and Hous.
ton. The Chicago tourists took dip at both
plaees.-.4uS.in Statesman.
They bathed in Houston as an amusement, in
Galveston as necessity.
A young man at Elmo while playing with pair
OF handouts managed to "handcuf" himself and
young woman together. In trying to unfaster
them the young broke the key and the
couple were compelled to drive TO a blacksmith
shop to have their letters broken.--Brerham Ban,
Her
Now, if it had only been the Lord instead Of
prosaic pair of handouts that Joined them to.
gether lawyer could have separated them
To hypnotic negro and see what he will dc
in the way OF confession when taken 70 the scene
of his supposed crime may not be productive OF
any great results, but il It serves TO keep off !
lynehing until wild passions have died down 4
! will have accomplished some good and that an
pears TO be the result of an experiment lust tree
in Georga.-Ddllas Tiues-Hsrdid
The next step is to hypnotic all of them ant
keep them from committing the crime in the frs
. I MIA