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Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1902-05-01

The Western League has adopted
its championship schedule season to
commence April 26. The Eastern
League have also formulated their
schedules. All the minor leagues In
the country are ready for the ensuing
championship season. except the New
York league. which is still engaged in
framing up schedule.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1902-05-01
perhap, He Was Right

Actor Ito editor)-See here! In this
article you say that | am about to
start on starving tour" when I
distinctly told your reporter that it
was to be starring tour"
Editor--Well, you see, he was an
actor himself before he went into this
business, and naturally he knows how
1t really works"
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1902-05-01
The Light Thu, Failed.

They sat on the couch. He gazed on
her with love beaming from his eyes,
while her orbs flashed back an efful.
gence that rivaled the electric light.
You are--you are he breathed
rather at loss for words of affection,
you are the light of my life"
She gave him look of alarm, and
then whispered softly in his ear
Take care my father does not put you
OUT"
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1902-05-01

Gracious! You don't means to say
you are going to move out to Bog
yille?"
Indeed. am. I consider it an ideal
place"
Huh! You ought to read the pa
pers. There's more sickness there than
in any town in this vicinity"
Il know it. I'm physician"
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1902-05-01
satl. faction In II.

''You know, my dear" said her
friend, wealth does not mean happi-
ness
considering possible proposal, lit
means carte blanche with ones MILL
ner and ones dressmaker!"
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1902-05-01

When the farmer is prosperous,
everybody is prosperous" said the man
who INDUCES in dogmatic utterances.
That's right" answered Farmer
Corntossel. When the farmers have
money. the gold brick operators. and
side-show proprietors. and lightning
rod people, and everybody begins to
look for good times"
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1902-05-01

your husband suffering from
the toothache?"
well answered the woman. with
a tin ID expression, '.he says he's sui.
feringe But from the way he keeps
Dragging about it I'm half suspicious
that he's kind of enjoying it,
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1902-05-01
His soulful Eye.

What soulful eyes you hayel" she
said to the innocent youth.
Have IL" he smilingly asked
Eyes" she murmured in her gush.
ing way. Especially the left one. I
could look into its liquid depths for
hours"
II might leave 1t with you over Sun
day said the youth. ITS glass"
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1902-05-01

Casey-Fifty dollars o'Brien spint
tryin to git his mother-in-law out av
purgatory.
Daly-Fifty dollars?
Casey-Th' same, He siz he wants
TO git her out before he goes In. II it
kin be done.-Puck.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1902-05-01

The waiter pushed the finger bowl
toward Uncle Cyrus. who was dining
at the Waldorf-Astorla.
mo. thankee." said Uncle Cyrus.
with some heat "Yew didn't bring
tibet when I fust sat down an it's too
late now"
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1902-05-01

(which do you prefer" asked the
friend. classical music or classical
plays?"
Classical music, every time" an
swered Mr.. Cunrox. There is always
noise enough in that to keep you
awake
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1902-05-01

"some people said Uncle Eben.
"is so dreful business-like dat while
dey looks fob reward In de mex
worP dey's mighty skeery fob fear
dey'll do any mo- dan what's neces-
sary to earn it,"
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1902-05-01

A young lady has just finished play
ing selection from Faust"
Old Lady-How nice. always did
like Home, Sweet Home!"
Young Lady with start) Home,
Sweet Home!"
Old Lady-Yes. Minnie plays 1t.
can always tell it when she crosses her
hands.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1902-05-01

Bfkins, He has never once men
toned his wife. 4.
" Mrs. Binks-Perhaps he isn't mar
ried
Mr.. Binks-0h. yes, he is. He wears
out three pairs of shoes a month try
ing to save car fare.-New York
Weekly.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1902-05-01

One OF the first things that is usually
done in case of snake bite, is to dose
the victim with whisky. DIR McFar-
lane of Chicago. says this should never
be done. as this method OF treatment
further depresses the already danger.
usly-depressed heart.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1902-05-01
on HI. HIGH Hor...

Merchandise you're looking for a
position?
Young College Graduate--No. I've
wasted so much time looking for a
position that I'll be satisfied to take
a job.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1902-05-01

Kind Lady-What are you crying
about. little boy?
Little Boy-My little bruther has III
measles an, can't go to school"
Kind Lady-Ah, ! see-you are
afraid you'll catch 'em?
Little Bow sm afraid won't.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1902-05-01
Not tho Question.

81 can get along without you," said
the employer. CURLY. to the clerk
whom he had discharged.
"That is not the question. SIR re-
piled the clerk. tartly. The question
is whether | can get along without
you"
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1902-05-01
PhilosarcastIcaiiy speaking.

Little Elmer (who has an inquirins
mand)-Papa, where do these pessi-
mists that we are always reading
about. live?
Prof. Broadhead-on an island OF
egotism, in the midst of sea of VOC
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1902-05-01
same Old Complaint.

>"I Just saw man going out. doc
tor: has he any new complaint?''
mo. same old complaint" said the
man OF pills; bills too larges"-Yon-
kers Statesman
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1902-05-01

"Bluffenheim is giving away lot
of presents with that new cigar he
is just putting on the market"
.one of them ought to be can OF
disinfectant"
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1902-05-01

zette, since she was not concerned in
his misery of the past?
"Ah! the interest of this Jealous
woman had more to do with the pres
ent-the future.
And that was why he trembled, be-
cause suddenly overtaken with the
overwhelming consciousness that Ma
zette's happiness was precious 20 him.
The shock did more to tear away the
cobwebs with which he had concealed
the truth than anything else tina:
could have happened.
Besides he could not forget the blush
that had swept over her face as he
said goodbye.
Dona Juanita was the first to speak
she had made half-frantic struggle
to lay hold of her veil, doubtless in the
expectation Of lowering the fiimsy
gauze in time to conceal her face, and
when she found II was too late, her
hand fell to one side, and she met the
astonished gaze Of the marquis with
defiant smile. saying:
Il have not had the pleasure of talk,
ing over old times such as you promis,
ed. Senior Jack. / sadly fear you find
other attractions too great a tax upon
your time"
"Ah! I am very busy man, seno-
rita; you can readily understand that.
They shower attentions upon a sue
cessftil man in London-once might
have starved to death upon the streets.
and few lines In the morning Times
would have been my poor obituary.
Now, It takes columns to chronicle my
most simple doings, how | live, what
I think and such stuff; Bah! am
Disguised with it all"
Tell me, Senior Jack. have you Civ
en- up your design for vengeance?" she
asked. fixing her great black eyes upon
him as though there might be much
more in this question than appeared
upon the surface.
mot yet" he answered slowly.
"Ah! then there is still hope" she
muttered. and he did not comprehend
at the time just what this meant.
though later on the full importance Of
it burst upon him.
Hope for what?-her designs were
all selfish. since it never entered her
head to think of others, and the future
as connected with her own fortunes
was all that concerned her.
The marquis was glad when at last
he saw her into cab. and raising his
hat, pressed her hand in adieu. hoping
that he might set eyes no more on the
belle of San Jose.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1902-05-01

Dear mel" exclaimed Mrs. Dropin.
as she heard Mr. Sputter swearing in
the next room. What dreadful lam
guage!"
Il hope you won't mind It," replied
Mrs. Sputter; my husband is merely
giving an imitation of missing-word
contest without any words missing"
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1902-05-01
J.m Mac. Held Gu, Well.

Jem Mace. the old-time English
boxer who long held the title OF
worlds champion. is still hale and
hearty and is now conducting box
ing school in London.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1902-05-01
What Grieved job.
cal of patience.

Sob had a great deal of patience"
explained the S. S. teacher.
YES" broke in little Bobbie. "but he
wudnt of cared for that II he hadn't
of had so menny boils."
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1902-05-01

Mrs. Scrappington-If somebody
should threaten to abduct me aud
hold me for ransom, what would you
do?"
Mr.. Scrappington-Laugh like than.
der.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1902-05-01

81 seen the devil once" said Brother
Dickey.
And how did he look?" some one
asked.
'Oh, he looked purity much lax a
white man in 'leckshun times. only he
'pearsd ter be good deal mo free
hearted"
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1902-05-01

"Yes: she is to marry Mr.. Money
hunter"
Rather sudden. isn't it?"
rWhy. | suppose he's willing to
marry in haste and spend her money
at leisure. Puck
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1902-05-01

81 believe said the candidate, that
the state wants me-"
Perhaps" replied his friend. But
the voters may refuse to honor requi-
sition."
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1902-05-01

Wise-A college education pays In
the end
Wrong-How SO?
Wise-Well. my son has signed to
pitch for 81 1000 next season.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1902-05-01

The most certain feature of sure
thing is its uncertainty.
Many mans word is like an echo
merely hollow mockery.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1902-05-01

prominent in the Minnesota stata
shoots for the last FIVE years. and has
won the live bird championship OF the
state four times during that time, and
now holds the state trophy. Mr..
Hirsehey is also an expert at inani-
mate targets. having record Of ITS
straight, made at the Intercity shoot
at Minneapolis last year.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1902-05-01
OUR WIT AND HUMOR
LATEST EFFORTS OF THE FUN
MAKERS OF THE DAY.

Proof That College Education Pays
-Bashfui boy Explains the Location
of an Inward Pain-Owner of Parrot
Cautions the Old Lady.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1902-05-01

Stripes, In return for several hundred
pounds. and the Airedale terrier, Clon-
NELL Majesty, little more than
puppy. has just sailed for its new ken!
nels In Boston"
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1902-05-01
CHAPTER Xxx.
How Fedora Heard.

IiOW rcuoid I1tdiu
The Livermores had vanished from
the sphere which they had for some
years adorned. but il was no mystery
to the marquis. who had kept track
OF their movements through those who
served him well.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1902-05-01

81 love to dress as my husband
likes"
Il love to dress like my husband
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1902-09-06
CONSPIRACY TO
ROB THE COUNTY
Scandal of Gigantic Proportions
Unearthed in Chicago.
WORK OF The GRAND JURY
AGAINST FOUR CoNSPIRAToRS
TRUE BILLS ARE RETURNED.

CHICAGO, Sept. Establishments
We're returned in Judge Chetlain' s
court today against four men i'm
plicated in the Masonic Fraternity
| Temple association tax fixing scandal,
which has taken up the time Of a spe-
cial grand jury all week and which
county officials believe will result in
! unearthing a conspiracy systematically
to mulct the county of hundreds of
thousands of dollars of taxes annual
ly. The men against whom true bills
were returned are Luke Wheeler,
charged with forgery and conspiracy
TO defraud; Captain Edwin Williams.
manager of the Masonic temple,
charged with uttering a forged instru-
ment and with conspiracy; James 3.
Hoey, conspiracy 10 defraud; John J.
Holly. IT.. conspiracy to defraud the
county.
According to the testimony given be-
! fore the grand jury il is supposed that
! Wheeler was the leader in the alleged
conspiracy. Some time ago IL was dis
! covered that an entry of paid" had
been forged opposite an item of nearly
/ $27, 900 on the tax warrant book Of the
county treasurer. Michael c. Walsh
gave testimony before the grand jury
/ to the effect that the Temple associa-
I ton wished to issue several hundred
] thousand dollars worth of new bonds
/ 10 improve its financial condition. but
that because the building had been sold
once before for taxes trust companies
would not float the bonds unless the
/ property was free from liens. IL was
! alleged that brides were, offered To
county employees to make the forged
/ entry and that Luke Wheeler was the
/ go-between.
Wheeler at present is missing. Cap
tain Williams was arrested last Satur-
/ day and gave bonds for s.. 000 for his
| appearance. The grand jury. in con-
/ nection with the Masonic temple case,
/ has investigated a number of alleged
I forged notes put out by Wheeler, pur-
/ porting to come from influential bust
J ness firms of this city. Testimony be-
/ fore the investigating body was to the
/ effect that Wheeler had said he re-
! ceived the notes for taking care" OF
( property interests before the state
board of equalization when that body
} made the tag assessments
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1902-09-06
MARTINIQUE DOOMED.
Half a Million Lives in Danger of
Being Blotted Ont.

Half a Million Lives in Danger Of
Being Blotted Ont.
New York. Sept. SIT Is generally
Believed that the island of Martinique
Is doomed 20 total destruction. and the
fear is that when the catastrophe
comes Guadeloupe will be visited by an
an-d5slructive tidal wave. cables the
Pomte-a- Pitre. Guadeloupe. CORE
spuudHnt Of the Herald. Business is alb
so.utrly al a standstill. Few shops are
open. and II 10 were not for the efforts
eff "a small number OF the more valiant
souls, hundreds would starve 20 death
here. because OF their fear of more
terrible death.
Details that have been received dur
ing the last two days prove that the
eruption On Mont Pelee OF Aug. 80 was
tar more violent than any OF the earlier
explosions,
AS the eruptions continue, the mouth
of Mont Pelee grows TN size. II Is now
OF enormous proportions. AIoTne La
CroiN, one Of the peaks that reared sky
ward from the south side Of Pelee. has
fallen bodily into the crater and has
been completely swallowed. There
seems 90 be a side pressure In the
Crptcr and the burning chasm widens
perceptibly every day.
Clouds no more hang about the crest
o. Mont Pelee. The terrific heat seems
80 drive everything away. The column
Of flame and smoke rears directly into
The heavens so that lis top is lost to
sight In the darkness OF the night
% has the appearance OF a stream Of
molten iron. standing fixed between
heaven and earth. From Morne Cape
the relief troops were compelled 10
make quick retreat, although they
succeeded In taking out a few wound
"a. The entire country nearly 10 Fort
dr France Is buried under deep
cover OF ashes This has made Il al
most impossible 10 find the bodies OF
thos. who have persisted while flee
Ing to the seacCast.
Constantine Cara. one OF the few
Who succeeded IN escaping from Morne
Rouge after the explosion, found refuge
oil the steamer Esk. She was with
twelve others In her house when Pc
ler gave It's first warning OF the dis
aster which Il was about 10 pour upon
the village. She said that the FIRST eX-
p.os.ou destroyed many houses. She
was hurled with great force against
The wall OF the room in which she was
sitting. on recovering from the shock
She ran outside. and there saw three
separate tongues Of fire sweeping down
uom The mouth OF the Volcano The
earth shook with so great violence that
she could not retain her feet. She was
blinded by the glare Of the flames. The
hrat was so terrific that her flesh was
clustered. She awaited the death she
believed 20 be Inevitable. Fortunate
N The flames swept To one side OF her
and SHE was saved
Ar Grand Anse the tide swept 500
fr-t tu-shOre. destroying many houses
and drowning scores of Inhabitants.
Even at Fort he France the most
stout O. heart have lost courage.
Colonel lie Occur has reported to his
government that Il is his opinion the
eniI- island of Martinique viii have
10 Do abandoned He asks for assist
aart On transporting the Inhabitants TO
il- other islands OF the West Indian
lEluu
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1902-09-06
OLD TIMERS COMING
Annual Meeting of the TeIe'
graphe!s' Association One Of
the Events of September.

One Of the events for September Is
the Old Time Photographers and His
toflcal association and the society of
the United States military telegraph
corps IL is the twenty second annual
reunion of the organizations, and the
preparations which are being made TO
entertain the visitors adds 10 the So
ciai Importance OF the occasion. The
business sessions will continue three
days. beginning Sept 10. and will be
frightened with a variety of pleasures.
A trolley ride around the city is one
OF the features of the first day. The
second days session will include trips
to Lagoon and to Saltair. In the even
Ing there will be a subscription ban
quet at the Kenyon. This promises to
be brilliant function. and il is eX-
pected that there will be a large rep
resentation of distinguished citizens at
this event. On Friday morning there
VIII be an organ recital at the taber-
nacle, followed at noon by trip TO
Ogden over the Short Line. A car
riage drive through Ogden canyon is
one of the pleasures. other entertain
ment may be provided for the guests.
The reception committee comprises
T. NJ. Schumacher, c. A. Walker. Dom
NAh iNootf H. -
Campbell, Charles B. Horton. J. B.
Twiford. ]. w. Booth, George A.
Hawks. c. A Trip. L. L. Downing,
George Fenton, c. F. Warren, l. IL.
Lewis. Arthur w. Copp. George a.
Lowe. g. w. Carleton and C. H. Crit
i'm.
Those on the hotel committee are
George c. Fenton, c. F. Warren, R. S.
Campbell and l. II. Lewis.
The trolley car committee comprises
L. L. Downing Samuel F. Fenton,
George A. Lowe and d. S. Spencer.
On the press committee are Arthur
W. Copp. K. c. Kerr, j. B. Taitavai
and j. W. Booth
Those on the banquet committee are
L. L. Downing. w. j. Shealy, E. 7. HUI
laniski, Donald Rose and Joseph II.
Young. ID. S. Spencer is upon the COM
mittee TO arrange for the programme
AT the tabernacle.
Those upon the women's reception
committee are Mrs. George H. Corse OF
Ogden, chairman; Mesdames Samuel
+. Fenton George c. Fenton, l. l..
Downing. Donald Rose, c. A. Trip, j.
b. Twigford, r. s. Campbell. c. H.
Griffin, c. F. Warren. l. II. Lewis,
/ George A. Lowe. Arthur w .Copp, c.
A. Walker, d. S. Spencer. Joseph II.
Young. Miss Katharine Lowe. Mrs. G..
w. Carlton, of Hillard, Mrs. Charles
r. Horton Of Denver and Mrs. Charles
NJ Andrews of Ogden.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1902-09-06
AN IMPENDING
CATASTROPHE
go0t PeIee Likely 10 BLOW It's
Head Of" at Any lime.
MARTINIQUE SEEMS FATED
OVER HALF A MILLION PEOPLE
LIVE IN DEADLY PERIL.

CHICAGO. Sept. ST am seriously
alarmed al the news of the re-
y ueVed activity OF the Martinique
ana ST. Vincent volcanoes" says Louis
p.ru-. United States consul at Guade-
isgD- who Is In Chicago on sick leave.
should Mont Peiee blow It's head or
Che Joss OF life would be appalling.
VII Pel-e as a center. a chain OF ISL
rrHe extends northwestWard, embrac-
Bg population Of some 100 1000. Al
most without exception, the cities and
yTae-s are situated along the coasts.
and rut slightly elevated above the
sea- A ida. wave forty feet high
would probably destroy 500 900 lives
before it dashed against the shores Of
Porto Rico, with its 100000 inhabi-
iants.
aThe people Of these islands are in
band situation. Their communication
with the outer worlds depends chiefly
an "a single line of steamers, which call
I'd intervals OF from ten days 20 three
weeks "a some of the islands. when
f-ri-hJ offers. The whole fleet Of this
gaa could noe carry 5000 persons"
The eruption Of Mont Pelee on Sept. 3
was NOT remarkable. bat there was a
terrific explosion from the SOufriere on
thar date. The captain Of the steamer
savanna confirms the report cabled 10
thr Associated Press last night that
saa ram into dense clouds of dust when
twenty miles south Of 81. Vincent at 2
o'clock in the morning Of Wednesday.
and adds that absolute darkness pre-
vailed soon afterward and that he
changed his course 10 due west in or
der fo avoid the ashes, which We're fall
I'M. thick. The first officer could not
ser the captain two feet away. and only
knew him by his voice. They did aOt
see the sun until about 10 A. N. the
same day
The steamer Yare further reports
that several more valuable plantations
we're destroyed al the time Of the re-
cent outbreak IN addition 10 townships
referred 20 In previous dispatches, and
adds that the detection of the popuia-
ton is general
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1902-09-06
Assessment Motto No. "a.

THE TETRO MINING COMPANY OF
Tintic. Locations Of principal place OF
business, Salt Lake City. state Of Utah.
Location OF mine and works. Tlntlc min
ing district. Juab county. state OF Utah.
Notice Is hereby given that al meeting
Of the board OF directors Of said COM
No. "A Of two cents share was levied
on the capital stock Of the corporation,
PAYABLE Immediately 20 the secretary Al
Inc office OF the company, bl McCOrnlck
bIock- salt Lake City, state Of Utah. Any
stock upon which this assessment shall
remain unpaid on Saturday the 18th day
81 September 1902, viii be delinquent and
advertised for sale al public auction. and
unless uavmcnt Is made before, Uill be
sod on Saturday, the 18th day Of October.
1872. AT j O'Clock ,. m, 10 pay the deiin-
euent assessment together with the costs
Of advertising and expense OF sale. by
order of the board OF directors.
ERNEST WILLIAMS. Secretary.
salt Lake City, Utah, Aug I'd. ls1@
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1902-09-06

To WHOM 1T MAY CONCEkN;-NO-
tice is hereby given that the Morning
Glory Mining company eorporauoh
duly organized and existing under the
laws OF the state of Utah. on the 4th day
of August 1862. pursuant 10 an order OF
the district court Ia and for salt LAKE
county, duly filed It's application 70 sald
court. praying mat the safe ceis,o'~ -.
NAV be dissolved according TO law. any
person having any objection 10 the sald
application Is hereby required 10 fiie the
same with the clerk Of the said court
before the eXpiration OF the publication
Of this notice. to-Wtt. thirty days from
the first publication
First publication Aug. Il. 1902.
John JAMES,
Clerk Of the Third District Court OF
salt Lake County. Utah.
By J, w. ELDREDGE. Jh..
Deputy Clerk.
Bennett. Sutherland. Van Cot d An
son, Attorneys.