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The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1902-09-17

THE CHOcTAW INDIANS.
The Chicago Infer.Ocezn eay 8
seFeniy-fuo years ago The United
States Government conveyed IN
fee simple to the Cboeiaw Indians, +,
then located ID Mississippi, nine
million acres oi land 30 Ehat is now
Indian TerFiserYt This was tie
outc0ne u movemenf inalgnrat-
ed By the Cboctaws themselves.
AZ early as 1908 over 900 families
OF Choctaws emIgraied beyond the
Mississippi, and tseir reports and
the unfavorable conditions In Mis-.
si@ippi led in 1920 10 = ceasiop of
q part OF tka lnhds held BY tie In
dams. they receiving lands in the
Indian Territory. In 1880 they
ceded their rsnaining lands In
Mississippi aud maved in body %
Indian Territory, the Uaited States
GoveEnment guaranteeing that no
part Of their new lands in the
West should ever be embraced In
any territory or state, and prom's-
ing also to secure them against
laws not passed IN their own cour-
ellis.
In 1854 the territory for the In
dians was established, the Choc-
laws constituting one Of the five
nations, and for quarter Of a cen
tury the Indians lived under gov
ernmsnts framed in accordance
with the impulse that carried them
westward In 1860 the Chocsaws
numbered 5000 and held D,oO0
jofi6sd fortunes With liz Southern
Confederaey, 81 the close 81 tie
war abe tribe numbered only
1900, and having fortified their
rights under the old treaty, re-
organized under the treaty OF 1866.
Since then they have made encour
aging progress, and in 1898 accept
ed BY popular vote the Curtis act.
with some notifications
This law OF Congress coniem-
plates the breaking up of cohdi-
ticns recognized in the treaty Of
1880 and the law Of 1884. The
Choctav nation is no Longer to be
regarded a. an independent state
the tribal governments are to be
abandoned. lands are to be held in
severally and the Indians are to be
treated as are other citizens.
Wien the main body OF the
Choclaws removed from Mississip-
pi TO Indian Territory in 1880,
1000 Of the tribe elected TO stay
in Mississippi aud adapt them
selves 10 the customs OF the whites.
They were carried on the ceusas
rolls as Indians, but they paid tax
Is and entered into the life about
them ns individuals. Now, after
living apart Tor seventy years, the
two branches OF the Chociaws are
20 be reunited In Indian Territory,
each head Of a family among the
Mississippi Chootaws 70 receive
800 acres Of land IN the new home.
Reinforced BY their Mississippi
brsihren, the choctaws Of pure
blood will Number 2I 900, and will
enter upon . phase Of Indian life
not regarded IS among the posi-
bililies OF 1880.
The tendency toward autocratlc
form Of government has been less
pronounced among the Choctaws
Of Indian Territory than among
the other civilized tribes. The
Choctaws were among the first to
consider propositions looking to
the sbandonment OF tribal rela-
lions, and among the first to ac-
cept government super vision Of
their aoiiohs The lbfuslon Of new
Chocraw blood from Mississippi
5ili strengthen The tendency to-
ward individual citizenship and
may do much 70 make the cboc-
iaHs . formative influence 10 the
new order Of things in Indian Ter.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1902-09-17
NOTICE

The original Hampton Sand Pit
Contractors and builders want
Ii aand can get i by applying
% ". D. Boone, 80 Ono stree
No one viii Be allowed to take
sand from this pit without con
lfaot Or an order.
p P. Nail.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1902-09-17

Kansas City, fall Festivities, Oct
/ to lI. 1909. One fare for tue
round trip via Frisco System.
Tickkets on sale Oci. 3 A. 5, g, Z.
3, and 10. hnal limit Oct II.
Call on Frisco System agent or
phone 2l0 for further Information
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1902-09-17
AIlIgaSI ( HlIIlggVgI!l

Wauted-Bs experienced teacher.
position 10 private family. Teach
music Address McGsofin, /,
30 West seventh street, Oklaho-
ma City, Okla. 3F-v
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1902-09-17

II. Lederman, travelling repre-
tentstiye Of Casey Il Sway 8
wholesale liquor house At Fl.
Worth, sold some different varie-
lies Of snake juice in Chickasha
yesterday.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1902-09-17

All sections Of The Chiekasav
nation are beng rapidly developed.
Perhaps no part Of the Southwest
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1902-09-17

ROCK ISLAND WALL MAPS.
A new wall map of the United
States has just been issued by the
Rock Island Passenger Depart
mens. These maps are complete
in every detail and have been re
vised up to date. They are three
and one half BY four feet, printed
in black and yellow on heavy
paper, being bound suitably to hang
on the wall. They are 3 very at
tracsiye map and especially useful
for reference. The Rock Island
has sent out q large number Of
these maps to hotels and public
places and many requests Tor them
from its friends and patrons have
been complied with. II
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1902-09-17
TaE WEELY ExPREss FREE

For one year as q prelnium on
Cotton delivered to Chickasha.
The Weekly Express will be mail
ed free FOR one year to each Of the
afst ten men delivering cotton 70
any Of the cotton buyers In Chick
sha.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1902-09-17

j. A. Rose -----.---. $50 Postmaster
Open sundays from 70 O'Clock a. m.-zsso
TO $50 p. m
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EXCURSION RATES.

Excursion rates to Ohio and In
diana. One fare plus q for
round trip. Tickets on sale Sept
o. ., &C - oo-S- Ls--st 10 days-
Talk to Frisco System agent for
further particulars.
Washington, D. O., and re
torn via Frisco system, G. A. r.,
s5th Annual National Encamp
meat, see Frisco System agent tor
special round trip rates on sale
oci.S, 20. and 6. 1902. Limited
Oct. IA, privilege Nov. Srd. Stop
over either direction.
Birmingham, Ala, and return
one fare, by way of the Frisco
System. Account National Bap
tist Convention (colored). Tickets
on sale Sept. l4th and 10, limited
Sept. q
1cDCuA Stu1o IOIOuAtt rates ~
California via Frisco System on
sale daily curing September and
October, 1902. Very low rates.
San Francisco $500; Sacramento
$500 +; Los Angeles $500. See
Frisco System agent for rates to
other points and ask all the ques
tions you want to.
Frisco System. one way second
class coionist rates to parts in the
north west Ogden and Salt Lake,
Utah Helena and Butte, Moot;
Spokane and Seattle, Washington
Portland, Ore, and other points.
Very low rates with stop over
privilege on sale daily during Sep
tember and October, 1902. See
FRISCO System agent for complete
in ormation.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1902-09-17

CRY OFfIcERs
Mayor-R + sconen
Police Judge-H L Grigsby.
Attorney-Alger Melton.
CHIEF OF POLICE. o L Hopkins.
Clerk and Assessor w T Cloud
Treasurer-W M Edwards.
ALDkHMEs
ist ward b smith. webb Hendrix,
2nd ward Z Fletcher. " A Ferguson
srd ward--N " Thiteman, d F Yeoman
sth ward Frank Brown. " Il Bright.
The city council meets every ist ana Ord
Thursday nights Of each month at the Mayors
Office
coMMlrrKEs.
Street and Aliey-Trank Brown. D. +. Woman
W. A. Ferguson. g. P. smith
rAAscE,
webb Henari1, " W. whisemaa. w. H. Brish
Z S Fletcher. Webb Hendrix. B Smith.
OHDNArcE.
". A. Ferguson, E $, Fletcher, D. P. smith.
FoLloE-
d p SMITH. Frank Brown. D Z reoman.
FuaIGc IenaorAAE
W W whiieran, wsbb Heedrir. W Il Brishsi
WATER WORKS.
FrAnk Brown, s Eisteher. webb Hondflz
AUDITING.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1902-09-17

Street and Aliey-Frank Brown. d. p. Yeomau
W. A, Ferguson. q. p. smith.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1902-09-17

= : 777T77T
Rev, a. NJ. Urban. superIntendent,
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1902-01-29
JOHN COOLEY.
a Former Resident of This City
is Dead.

A Former Resident of This City
is Dead.
The sad news has reached us
that Mr.. John Cooley a former
resident of this city, had died at
his home in Columbus, Ohio, on
Thursday, January 23rd. 1902.
Mr., Cooley will be remembered
by many of our citizens, having
been engaged in business for many
years here, and also owned consid-
erable property here. He at one
time owned all the property on
Main street in this place from the
corner of the court house fence to
5th street.
This good old man had reached
an advanced age. being at the time
of his death 78 years old.
Mr.. Cooley has relatives in this
place and throughout the county,
He is survived by wife and sever
al grown children to whom the
Register extends it's sympathies.
His remains will be laid to rest
in the cemetery at Columbus, o.,
on Saturday, January 25th.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1902-01-29
Pocketbook and AN.

Miss Allie Fluhart, of Carlo,
while in Parkersburg Wednesday
evening, lost her pocketbook con-
tanning $50. at the hands of a
cowardly thief. Miss FIuhart was
enroute to East Liverpool, Ohio,
where she was summoned on ac-
count of the serious illness of her
father, and while walking down
Market street, man hastily walk
ed by her and grabbed her pocket
book containing the 800, and made
good his escape.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1902-01-29


Mr.. E. l.. Foreman was in town
yesterday. He informed US that
he had moved Instantly from West
Columbia to Old Town.
Mr.. and Mrs G. K Blackwood,
will return to their home at Ben
Lomond. after several days visit
here to relatives and friends.
Mr.. Wm. Steenbergen left yes
terday for Quinnimont. where he
has accepted position as Civil
Engineer with a coal mining COM
pany.
Mr.. j. A. Newbraugh. who has
been confined to the house for
seven weeks by sickness, has so
far recovered as to be able to be out
again.
Col. j. F. Partridge, Travelling
Auditor of the B. & o Ry., was a
distinguished visitor to our city
yesterday. The Colonel's friends
here are always glad to see him.
Miss Lillian Roush. daughter of
DIR L. f. Roush, is still very i'll of
typhoid fever, but is slightly i'm
proved over few dhys ago.-Pom-
eroy Democrat
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1902-01-29
Child Worth Millions.

''My child is worth millions to me"
says Mrs. Mary Bird, of Harrisburg,
Pa, "yet would have lost her by Group
Minute Cough Cure" One Minute
Cough Cure is a sure cure for cough,
Group and throat and lung troubles.
An absolute ly safe cough cure which
acts Immediately. The youngest child
can take it with entire safety. The lit
tie ones like the taste and remember
how often it helped them. Every family
should have a bottle of One Minute
Cough Cure handy. AT this season es.
pecially it may be needed suddenly. G..
w. NJ. Hoolf.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1902-01-29

John d. Rockefeller, Jr., has ta-
ken to delivering sermons to his
Bible class. His professions of re-
ligious principles are most COM
mendable if sincere, but it is hard
for the stain old orthodox christ
ian to amalgamate religion and
gambling in the same individual.
John d. Rockefeller, Jr., is said to
be patron of the largest gamb-
ling house in the world, the New
York Stock Exchange and in a skin
game in "leather" some time since
is said to have cleared up million
or more dollars. There may be
shoe string gamblers with as much
veneration and reverance in their
makeup but they can never hope
to gain the same prominence in
religious circles as the son of the
richest man in the world.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1902-01-29
More Harmful
Than Alcohol
Overeating Worst Form
of Intemperance.

If yourfOOd is undigested. you are un-
dcrfed, no matter how much you eat.
And the underfed man is, to the extent
of the undertaking, crippled for the
battle of life. On the other hand,
there is such thing as Oyereating.
The harm done by indigestion caused
by overloaded stOmachs exceeds that
from the increased heart beats caused
by the use Of alcohol or whiSkey.
Eat as much good food as you need
but don't overload the stomach. II
your stomach is weak it may refuse to
digest what you eat. Then you ought
to use a good digestant like Kodol Dys-
pepsia Cure, which digests what you
eat without the stomach's aid. This
rest and the wholesome tonics con-
tained in Kodol Dyspepsia Cure soon
restore health. You don't have to diet.
Don't eat too much. That's harmful.
But eat enough and of sufficient varie-
ty. Kodol Dyspepsia Cure will digest
it. 1t quickly relieves the sensation
of fulneSs and blOating from which
some people suffer after meals. 1t
prevents belching and absolutely cures
Indigestion and other stomach troub-
les. Equally good for children,
LemueI James. MarysVille, o.. says: II suf-
fered from dyspepsia for thirty years but o
" cured me and 1 heartily recommend it 10
all sufferers from this disease"
KodoI Dyspepsia Cure
Cures all Stomach Troubles.
Prepared only by z. G. DEWITT& & Co.. Chicago.
The 81. bottle contains 2H times theSOc- size.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1902-01-29

The public schools in Switzer-
land are operated by the govern
ment and civil service rules are
strictly applied. The teachers,
who are mostly women, are very
well paid and never discharged, ex-
cept for cause. When they get SO
old they can't teach any more they
are pensioned literally. The re-
suit is that the country has an ex-
cellent corps of educators in the
schools.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1902-01-29

Secretary Root thinks it will re-
quire between $5,OOO,OOO and ST.
100000 to adjust the religious diff
ferences in the Philippines between
the religious orders and the Philip
pine Catholics who seek the control
of their own church organization
and work. There must be pur-
chase and sale, to dispose of the
land question involved, in the dis
puted ownership of the friars and
others. What precious muddle
we have got into in the far East.
We gave Spain $4,000, 600 for the
islands, and have since expended
thousands of lives and hundreds of
millions of money to confirm our
title; but this is not all From
FIVE to seven millions more are
needed to adjust the religious con-
troversies, more than the American
Government has expended for such
a purpose in the whole period of
its existence.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1902-01-29
REAL ESTATE.
Below is some of the good bar
gains in Real Estate that the f. b.
TIPPErr Agency has for sale:
Farms for. Sale.

TIFTl SEVEN ACRE FARM for sale at
- a reasonable price. The reason the own
er has for selling, Is, because he desires 70
change business. The farm is situated In
Union District, Mason county, four miles
from the Kanawha river and X. & NJ. Kali
way, and only short distance from Point
Pleasant, the County Seat. It lays on good
never failing creek: land mostly rolling;
now in grass, but all susceptible OF cnltlVa-
ton: a little timber; n g.lod six room dwell
ing house; good out buildings, good harms.
two warehouses; also good two stot
house lSx25, close todwelling. Will sell stuck
or general merchandise, IL desired by pur-
chaser. Store does good, profitable busi-
ness. The farm is in most desirable neign-
bOrhOod, close 10 schools and church.
a FIETY-FIVE ACRE and l3O pole farm
IA for sale. All the land can be farmed eN-
cept a little In timber. All best improve
ments: a peach orchard of lis young trees,
and about 100 plum, apple and other fruit
trees Good barn and other out butld1ngSi
good springs that never go dry; a foot vein
of good coal. A slxro0m two story house
with halls, porches, good cistern. A more
desirable place in Mason county could not
be found. 1t is close to town, ands several
hundred feet above sea level ana can De
a TWO HUNDRED AND NDTwENTY-FIvE
"a acre firm; never ovesnoWs; 90 acres OF
is cleared, and some in grass; creek bottom ;
good timber; good wateri chnrches, post
.ofiice, schools. In Union district, ~ miles
back of Arbuckle. a fine farm. Can be
bought on terms to suit purchaser. Don't
miss this bargain IL you want a farm.
A SEVENTY-EIGHTA AND A-HALF acre
"a farm, located in Arbuckle district. a
bargain. Price If sold at once $4,000
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1902-01-29
PEOPLE YOU KNOW.
what They are Doing and
WHITTIER They Go.

from Wednesdays DaIlS
Mr.. Edward r. Juhling. of New
Haven. was in town yesterday.
Col. T. T. Wallis. of Clarksburg,
is in town on business.
MIR. @. E Jones, travelling for the
American Tobacco, Co., will have
headquarters in Huntington.
Mr.. Riley Rawson. of Parkers-
burg, is visiting his brothers. at
Heights.
Mr.. John A. Armstrong, of Jop-
pa, ILL, was here yesterday, calling
on his many friends.
Mr.. G A. Fry left yesterday
morning on business trip to Gin
cinnsti.
Mr.. Ernie Wright, who has been
in Pittsburg for the past sixteen
months, returned home yesterday
Rev A. G. Grinnan, of Weston,
will arrive here this afternoon, on
a few days. visit to his old parish
oners.
Mr.. and Mrs Bernard Newsorie,
of Portsmouth, Ohio. are visiting
Mr.. R. F. Chambers and family,
on 18th and Wand streets.
Mr.. Jas. T. Eckard, who has
been here on visit to relatives
and friends. left yesterday fol
North Dakota, where he has re.
sided for the past year.
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Residences Tor Sale.

HoUSE AND LOT FOR SALE. A ten
u room twO-stOry frame dwelling house,
in the very best OF repair, and in most de-
sirabIe location; one of the finest homes In
Point Pleasant. a good large stable on the
lot; a corner lot S2l5NlS3 feeti will sell very
reasonable II sold at once. Terms made 70
suit the buyer.
a SIX ROOM COTTAGE, frame, two
"a rooms up stairs; house in best Of repair;
all modern conveniences. Price, s., 10000.
A GOOD FRAME HOUSE, centrally To-
% Gated; best part OF town; above 9Th street;
a pretty residence; a good bargain.
TIVE ROOM FRAME HOUSE For Sa,e-
- Price $4,000; located in Extension. A
good home for some one, at very low price.
0EVERAL OTHER GOOD RESIDENCES
- for sale.
T'OICn Lots.
SEVERAL GOOD TOWN LOTS for sale
~ cheap.
F. B. TIPPETT,
REAL ESTATE AGENT,
Point Pleasant. W. Va
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1902-01-29
Dream Came True-

In this instance, one is lead to
believe there is some truth in a
dream. Edward Glaub. Is years !,
living at Pittsburg dreamed for
three successive nights that his
little sister would be burned to
death. On last Sunday the little
girl was standing by wood Ere
watching party of skaters, when
her clothing took fire and she was
so horribly burned that death soon
followed.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1902-01-29

In 1872 there were $50 Ameri-
cans in the Hawaiin islands, and
$4,000 Hawaiians. In 1890 there
were 1000 Americans and 10000
Hawaiians. The natives are dy-
ing race. In 1900 the death rate
among Hawaiians was 42.S1 per
1000; among Americans and Euro
peans 1875.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1902-01-29

In an address to the students of
the University of Chicago, John
ID. Rockefeller said: "Some of
the foes which threaten your sue
cess may not be apparent until it
is too late. If you succeed in life,
it will be because you master your
selves, and if you are to continue
masters and not slaves, you do not
need that 1 should say to you here
to-day that you must jealousIy
guard the approach of any foe to
your we'll being"
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1902-01-29
N1d.w1nter Excursions.

On January 10Th aud Feb
ruary 20th, 1902, the Baltimore and
Ohio Railroad will run two mid
winter excursions to Washington.
y. G, end return, from Parkers-
burg, Huntington, Kenova and in
termediate points, at very low rates
for the round trip. Tickets valid
for return ten days, including day
of sale.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1902-01-29
Boy Shut.

Elkins, w. vaa Jan 22zBer-
nard Hill. aged 1s. while hunting
in the mountains in Tucker county.
was mistaken for deer and shot
and killed The boys in his party
had driven a large buck into the
laurel and sent young Hill in to
run it out. He had been gone but
a short time when they heard the
laurel rustling and thought thl
deer was coming. They fred i'm :
mediateIy in the young mans d.
rection. several balls striking him
in the breast and stomach. He
died instantly.
Tobacco is a good disinfectant.
There are lots of doctors who al
ways take a chew of tobacco before
entering the room of patient with
a contagious disease.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1902-01-29

A good mother when her only
son was leaving the home of his
childhood and going out into the
great world, knowing he was am
bilious gave him this parting in
junction. "My son, remember
that, though it is a good thing to
be great man, it is greater thing
to be good man."
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1902-01-29
Children FspeciaIIy LIabIe.

I BURNS, bruises and cuts are extremely
painful and if neglected often result in
blood poisoning. Children are espec-
tally liable to such mishaps because not
SO careful. AS a remedy DeWitt's
Witch Hazel Salve is unequalled.
Draws out the fire, stops tue pain, soon
heals the wound. Beware of counter
feits. Sure cure for piles. 'DeWitt's
Witch Hazel Salve cured my baby of
eczema after two physicians gave her
up" writes j. @. Mock, N. Webster,
Ind. 'The sores were so bad she soiled
two to five dresses a day" q. W. NJ.
Hooff
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1902-01-29

81 am not much of mathema-
tician." said the cigarette, but 1
can add to mans nervous trou-
ble's. L can subtract from his phys
ical energy, 1 can multiply his
aches and pains, and 1 can divide
his mental powers, 1 can take in
terest from his work and discount
his cnances of success"
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1902-01-29
FRANK P. Mccoy.

Given title and all sins and
crimes are forgiven by American
moralists. The foreign duke or
count whose father was dissoIute
and mother bawd is held in high
er esteer: in American social life
in the 400 degree than the greatest
untitled moralist or philanthropist
or christian teacher that ever lived.
Title makes pure the impure, cures
the wounds of moral corruption,
and apotheosizes the depraved and
criminal. ALI America has become
the worshipper of crowns and coro-
nets. IF Catherine of Russia were
living today there isn't woman
living in New York who would feel
herself respectable enough to lace
her shoes. All of which is more
to be ashamed of than proud Of
Parkersburg Sentinel.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1902-01-29
non,f Live Tngefher

Constipation and health never 90 to-
gether. DeWitt3 Little Early Risers
promote easy action of the bowels with.
out distress 81 have been troubled
with costiveness nine years." says j. o.
Greene. Depauw. Ind. "I have tried
many remedies but Little Early Risers
give best results" g. ". NJ Hoof.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1902-01-29
Kill Him.

The time is near for the weather
prognosticator to begin to talk
food. Just catch that fellow if
you can and beat him to death, no
one wants to hear of read any -of
his predictions.