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The Lamar register., 1902-09-24

The grindstone trust cannot hope
to succeed unless it takes in the small
boys who are usually pressed into
service to do the turning.
The Lamar register., 1902-09-24

Alfred Austin is accused of playing
the flute. Perhaps that is the reason
his poetry trills instead of thrills.
The Lamar register., 1902-09-24

John w. Gates is reported to have
lost about s5,00O,00O last week. But
that's nothing. One or two evenings
Mt poker and he will be even with the
game again.
The Lamar register., 1902-09-24

Never mind about the derivation
of the name Chicago. A she-caw-caw
by any other name would smell Rs
sweet.
The Lamar register., 1902-09-24

In Kansas the latest hailstone COM
parison is the size of tea-cups." In
Kentucky it would be the size of tod
dy glasses"
The Lamar register., 1902-09-24

King Alphonso is said to be think
ing of having a punching bag fixed
up at one side of the throne.
The Lamar register., 1902-09-24

1t is the man behind the automobile
lever that occupies the post of danger
now.
The Lamar register., 1902-09-24

Is there not an error of grammar
in the proverb, Honesty is the best
policy?" Or is there third policy.
which is neither honesty nor dishon-
esty?
The Lamar register., 1902-09-24

When King Alfonso hears what a
good time the cars cousin is having
IN this country he will want to come
here himself.
The Lamar register., 1902-09-24

The public is always sure to sus-
pect that there is hen on when Rus
sell Sage goes a-croaking.
The Lamar register., 1902-09-24

A California hunter tells of his wild
ride on a wounded deer Some 'peo-
pie will insist on adding insult to in
jury.
The Lamar register., 1902-09-24

Rev. Sam Small hasn't even set up
the claim that he was afraid of the
Vermont water.
The Lamar register., 1902-09-24

Even in its annual production oi
mineral wealth 1t seems this is bill
lion dollar country.
The Lamar register., 1902-09-24

It is safe for anybody to make
political predictions now; they will
be forgotten long before election day
The Lamar register., 1902-09-24

The Shah of Persia refuses to trav
el faster than twenty miles an hour
But wait till he gets an automobile.
The Lamar register., 1902-09-24

Europe seems to be the only place
where any one can go for rest, and
If ]. P. Morgan tinkers with 1t much
more it will be as nerve-wrecking as
America. e
The Lamar register., 1902-09-24

1t requires an effort to conceive OF
Uncle Russell Sage as the financial
stormy petrol.
The Lamar register., 1902-09-24

che sunstrol.c crop seems to be a
failure this year.
The Lamar register., 1902-09-24

When the office takes the trouble to
seek the man it becomes the duty
OF every intelligent citizen to assist
in the novel search.
The Lamar register., 1902-09-24

number of houses and injured many
people. The damage is estimated at
millions of marks.
The San Francisco savings banks
have the largest per capita of deposits
Of any banks in the United States.
They report an aggregate of 202,3S1 de-
positors with $13S.193,4 ,433 standing in
their names, which amounts to a per
capita deposit of S632.
japanese papers received at Victoria
contain kilograms stating that 5000
persons lost their lives by the over
flowing of the West river in China.
There was also n heavy loss of prop
erty and life in Formosa by floods, fol-
lowed by tidal wave.
Marconi, in an interview published
at Rome, declares that he has COM
pletely solved the problem of sending
wireless messages over n distance of
more than 1000 miles, and that he is
confident communication between Eu-
rope and America will be established
soon.
Robert w. Coulter, recently sent
fenced to seven years Imprisonment
for assault and robbery in South Da-
kota, was formerly associated with
Harry Tracy in the hold-up business
and had served term in the Wyom-
ing penitentiary for stage robbery COM
mitted near Green River.
Mrs. Thoburn, wife of Bishop ]. NJ.
Thoburn of the Methodist Episcopal
church, died at Portland, Oregon, Sep
tember 10th, aged forty-six. Mrs Tho
burns illness was contracted in India,
where, with her husband. she was
missionary for many years.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1902-10-24
NELSON PUMPS HANDCAR.

NELSON PUMPS HANDCAR.
U. S.>Senator Knute Nelson, who
recently visited Pipestone, is a most
energetic campaigner, and he seldom
fails to keepa date which he has
made. The Senator had BEEN. to
Hibbing, MINI, one night this week
and had to reach Two Harbors to
fill an engagement for a political
speech. When five miles from Wolf
Junction the train ran into a wreck,
and things looked dubious for Mr..
Nelson to keep his appointment.
He cast about for means out of the
difficulty and espied a handcar.
He at once made a dicker for the use
of it and started out. He propelled
himself the entire ditance of five
miles to the ;uction, just in time to
make the necessary connection for
Two Harbors. -Ppestione Star.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1902-10-24

Mr.. Loveless is the prob ibition
candidate tor Secretary of State.
1t is quite an honor to he accorded
this opportunity even through the
party has not been successful in!
electing any candidate but If there
were more men like Mr.. Loveless
there would be some of them elect.
ed. There are not a very large
number Of linen who have the moral,
co urage to come out and voice their
sentiments during the political cam
paign but bend to supporting one of
the two old parties. Mr.. Loveless
may not be elect ed yet It will be no.
reflection it he is not neither will it
be if he does not receives large vote]
in his own town, but it would BEL
very gratifying to him to receive .
good vote here. He is not talkingl
for votes for himself alone but is i
man who will appreciate any sup
port or courtesy shown him. r
The following is copy of the
records made in reference to his
nomination papers.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1902-10-24
THE~woRsT FORM.

Multitudes are singing the praises
of Kodol, the new discovery which
is making so many sick people well
and weak people strong by digeeting
what they eat, by cleansing and
.sweetening the stomach and by
transforming their, food into the
kind Of pure, rich red blood that
makes you feel good all over. Mrs
Cranfill, of TroyI, T., writes: For
a number of years I was troubled
with indils: stion and dyspepsia
and after using four bottles I am
entirely cured heartily recommend
Kodol to all EsuRerers from indiges
ton and dyspepsia. Take q dose
after meals. It digests what you eat.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1902-10-24

THIS paper has no wish to do
injury to the business of any resi-
dent of Luverne, but it has been
suggested to tho Herald that patron
age could be more worthily bestow-
ed on the hand laundries, the steam
laundry or the laundry agency
than on the the Chanise laundry.
All of tho persons first enumerated
have more claim on the public for
patronage than. has the establish
ment last named.-The Hard wick
News confirms the report that
lightning rod az nts are attempt
ing to operate in this county,
and gives the following par
ticulars of an encounter Of Rock
county farmer with the grafters:
A couple Of lightning rod ''artist
called ON Ole Bake west of town
this week and tried the old swinding
game so well known all over the
country. They wanted to put up
q rod for him, just for example, and
asked him to sign a paper guaran-
teeing the payment Of $3.50. Mr..
Bake suspected trickery Of some
sort and refused to sign the paper.
He offered topay them the cash bat
they would not accept that. They
wanted to get his signature to what
would have turned out to be- a good
sized note. Upon his refusing to
do as they wished they left to try
their game OF. some easier victim.'
Mr.. Bake exercised sound judge
ment in his refusal to 81 gn the paper
presented him, and did all other
resons act as. wisely tho lightning
rod CRATER would be without an
occupation. -Luverne Herald.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1902-10-24
NEWMAN-BEESON.

One Of the happiest social events
of the season took place here in
Breckenridge last Saturday evening
when Miss Alta, only daughter Of Mr..
and Mrs. r. B. Beeeon was united in
marriage to Frank j. Newman of
Bagley, MINI.
The oermony took place at the
home OF the birds 'sparents on Fifth
street. at $500 o. clock. Rev G. q.
Davies, OF. the Baptist church of6ciat-
ing.
Miss Cornelia Honens, of Denhoff,
N. D., was the bridesmaid and MIR.
Alfred NJ. Kvello, Of Libson N. D.
acted q best man. Miss Bertha
Beeman, of Wahpeton, presided at
the piano and: the Misses Vira
Anderson, Hazel Hanson, Alice Todd
and Anna Ployhar were ribbon
bearers.
An elegant repast was served after
the csrmony. The bride is the
daughter of one our most prominent
citizens and most beautiful and
accomplished young lady. She has
resided in this village for some
time and has host OF friends.
The groom is young man Of
rare promise, recent graduate of
the State University and is now
engaged in law and real estate at
Bagley, in Beltrami county, where
the happy couple will reside. The
Telegram voices the sentiment Of
all who know them in Wishing them
a long, happy and prosperous life.-
Breckenridge MINI, Telegram.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1902-10-24
SPEND MORE THAN $1,000.

W. w. Baker of Plainview, Neb.,
writes: my wife suffered from
lung trouble for, fifteen years, She
tried number of doctors and spent
over $1,000, without relief. She
became very low and.. lost all hope.
A friend recommended Foley's
Honey and Tar and thanks to this
great remedy it saved her life. She
enjoys Better health than she has
known in ten years." Refuse
City Pharmacy.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1902-10-24
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The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1902-10-24

What's the use Of scolding because
the children areal ways getting hurt2
They can It help it, but en- help them
by dressing their burns, cuts and
sores with Coles Carbolisalve. It
stops the hurt quicker than anything
else, and always heals without leav-
ing a scar. For c chilblains, chaps.
itching skindisease, boils ..and sores
Of all kinds Cole 3 Carbolisalve is the
best in the world. Boxes Is and SOC
Sold by all druggist
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1902-10-24
No. q.

State of Minnesota No. %.
Office Of seceratary of State,
st. Paul Mimi. Oct 3, 1902.
Received of W. ] Calderwood The
proper certificate of domination
and the sum Of fifty dollars Icing
the fee prescribed by law to entitled
the name of W. W. Loveless duly
nominated candidate for the Office
Sec. of State to be entered upon the
white ballot, to be voted. at the
next general election
Pc. Hanson.
$4,000 Secretary of State.
Office of Prohibition Committee.
Minneapolis. Oct. Z, 1902.
William W. Loveless,
Worthington, MINI.
Ny dear Mr.. Loveless when
thir fight is won, and the biograp-
hers and historians are busy this
may be mighty interesting heir
loom for your decen dants. God and
Truth are marching on.
Most sincerely,
Yours for Humanity,
W. G. Calderwood,
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1902-10-24
Mr. Mccartney of Waterloo
Iowa, is visiting his son L. L. of
this place.
COURT PROCEEDINGS.


Thursday afternoon the case of
Tanner VS.. Mcleod is still before
the court. Wednesday evening,
Messres Mccullough, Harris, Cum
ingham and Stewart, whose real
name is Conrad J. Murray plead not
guilty to the charge Of pocket
picking. Bai]y plead guilty to
charge of assault on the little girl.
Geo.B. Miller who was indicted
at the hast term of court for
forging the names of farmers
about Dund - was arrested at Eau
Clair Wisconsin and brought back
here byDebuty Sheriff McNair We'd
nesday afternoon He was brought
into court during the evening
waived examination until he could
consult friends and an attorney.
This party left for parts unknown
during the session of last spring.
Mr. Crandall did not talk for publ
cation but has kept the case in hand
and succeeded in locating the man
and procuring his presence III court
for which the county attorney is.
deserving of much credit. The
following have taken out papers:
Eugene Lebrun. Bernard Brammer,
John Peterson, Edward GustafsOn,
Hans Erickson, Peter HOmmel,
Anton Wohles, Jonah Falkanger,
Joachim Kunerth, Johan Heideman.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1902-10-24
IN YOUR POCKET.

DOLLARS IN YOUR POCKET.
That is what it means it you use
Coles Veterinary Carbolisa1ve in
your stables It quickly cures wounds,
gals, scratches and so-es. of all kinds
on horses and cattle, without scars,
and always renews the hair in it's
original color. Your money back
e it fails. Can soc and '$1.O0 by all
druggist.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1902-10-24
GIas, Workers on Strike.

Washington, Pa, Oct. 23-Nearly
1000 men employed at the two plants
Of the Hazel Glass and Metal company
and the Atlas Glass and Metal com.
pany went out on 4 strike during the
evening as a result of the refusal OF
the officials to recognize the glass
workers union. The plants are com.
pletely shut up.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1902-10-24
NJ. E.. CHURCH

Thos. Hambly, pastor.
Services 1914 a. M. land 7.30 p. m.
Morning topic. Limitations of
Discipleshjp Evening; ''Elijah in
the Gorge The second Of the
course on the great pophet Eph-
worth League at the s. 80. Sunday
school at 10 m. All are invited.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1902-10-24
Talk this over with your doctor. If he
says Ayers Cherry Pectoral is all right
for your hard cough, then take it. s L. 49, &C.:
Mfr. G. A. Forbes is transacting
business in Minneapolis this week.

tNE. -. "A. rOIUoS Is tIhuSdCG1uS
business in Minneapolis this week.
. Two hundred and fifty stoves of
all kinds to select from at Dieckhoff
Bros. 27--d%. If.
John Sablbom is here again
employed in Allison & Boberg's
hardware store.
Mr.and Mrs. Murddock left for st.
Pa I'll Thursday morning for few
days visit with friends.
Mrs. G. V. Petit returned from
Chicago Tuesday evening, after
making her mother short visit.
Tom Sturgeon, of the firm of
Sturgeon & Kies, came up from
Clarion, Iowa, Wednesday night.
The ladies of the NJ. E. Church
will hold their regular market at
Golf and Gibson's Saturday Nov.
1st.
Foley's Honey AMI Tar cures
coughs: and colds and prevents
pneumonia. Take no, substitutes
City Pharmacy.
Edward Anderson returned to his
home in Schaller, Iowa, Wednesday,
after few days visit with friends
in Worthington.
Having sold out my hardware
business, parties owing accounts at
E. A. Hartleys for hardware will
please call and settle. l will be here
one week only. E. A. Hartley. 23-1w
The past weeks weather has bee n
exceptionally fine, clear and warm.
Thrsshing in some localities is
completed and two weeks more
clear weather will permit it a II
being done.
The supper given by the Ladies' of
the Episcopal Church, Wednesday
even ing at the home of Mrs. W. E.
Madison was an enjoyable event
and grand success financially tho
ladies realizing $23.V0. }
Instruct your druggist to send you
the genuine Rocky Mountain Tea
made by Madison Medicine Co. If
he say he has got somthing just as
god tell him to keep it sec. City
Pharmacy.
The ladies of the Congregational /,
church desire. to extend their most
sincere and hearty thanks to those
who 80 generously and kindly assist
ed IN the success of the Trip Around
the World.
sCongregtinal Church. Chas.
Curtis, Pastor services as usual:
Morning theme: -''The :Prevailer"
Fifth in q series. Evening theme:
The Common People in Some
Things..Tha Christianity Stands
For. The orchestra will play.
Welcome.
Having purchased the harness
business Of Harry Humiston we
will keep the work and stock up
the standard, making prices right On
all goods and repairs. Will make
repair work speci atty. Have large
stock Of blankets and robes at
prices that are right. Come in and
look our stock over and get acquain-
tod T Harden and Son
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1902-10-24

PRESBYTERIA n CHURCH.
Morning subject ''What is Religion
Evening, The fourth and last ser
mon in the series on Heaven.
Topic Heaven on Earth
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1902-10-24
AMERICAS FAMOUS BEAUTIE'

AMERICAS FAMOUS BEAUTIES.
Look with horror on4skin Erupt-
ions, BIotches, Sores, Pimples. They
don't have them, nor will any one,
who uses Bucklen's Arnica Salve:
It gtorides the face. Eczema or Salt
Rheum vanish before tilt cureesore:
lips chapped hands, chilblains.
1nfalible for Piles. 25c.at drug
stores. -.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1902-10-24
FIRE DESTROYS A HOTEL.

One Person Dead, Two Fatally and
Five Others Badly Injured.
Mckinney. B. G.. Oct. 23:-Cne
woman is dead, two men fatally in
iured, another woman severely hurt
and four others badly burned by fire
that destroyed the hotel at Fairview
early in the day. The dead woman is
Miss Smith, a school teacher. The
fatally injured are John Allen and
Matthias.
The fire started in the basement OF
the building. which was a three-story
frame structure.
The meagre information obtalnable
makes it appear that the fatally IN
jured jumped from the third story
window.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1902-10-24

STOPS THE CoUGHAND WORKS
OFF THE COLD:
Laxative Bbomo.. Quinine7 Tablets
cure a cold in one. day. mo cure,
no pay. Price 25:'cents.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1902-10-24
Al Elevator In, tho lGenuunsnt.

An 6sOv0eoe In tho d0numOnt.
Not all Of us have viewed the aa-
tional capital from the top OF WASH
ington monument, but it will here
after be easy to do so If on the SPOT,
The shaft has been equipped with az
elevator, and the new "lift," which
rises SOS feet to the top; is provided
with electrical cut-offs and mechanic
cal grips Of every kind 50 as to in
sure the safety of the. public. In the
opinion Of the government engineer
ing officers, it would be impossible Tor
the car to fall any. distance, no mat
ter what might happen to the ma
chinery. The new car will not be nut
into service for the public for about q
week. In the meantime the machin,.
cry will be run daily and the attend
ants and engineers practiced In ita
operation. In. favorable weather the
view from the top Of the monument
is magnificent one, comprehension
the city and much historic country
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1902-10-24
FORTY YEARS. TORTURE.

FORTY YEARS. TORTURE.
To be relieved from a torturing
disease after 40 years. torture might
we'll cause the gratitude Of anyone.
rhat'is what Dewitts'> witch Hazel
salve did for G. Haney, Geneva. o.
He says: ''Dewitts' Witch Hazel
salve cured me Of pilee after I had
suffered 4 years. - Cures eats, burns.
wounds skin diseases. Beware Of
counreHeits.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1902-11-08
Big Apple Crop.

The apple crop throughout the
country this year, according to the
estimate of the correspondent of
the New England Homestead, will
be 100000 barrels against a7,.
900, 900 barrels In 1901. In the
older established orchard section In
the middle and eastern states the
increase over last years failure Is
very pronounced. In the central
west there are also sharp gains,
while In the southwest a territory
last year favored by exceptionally
good Yields, the crop this season Is
unusally deficient. As for quality
this Is far from satisfactory in the
central and western states and IL
New England 1t Is very much
better.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1902-11-08

Last winter an infant child OF
mine had Group In a violent form"
says Elder John w Rodgers. a
Christian Evangelist, of Filley, Mo-
~ gave her few doses of Cham
berlain's Cough Remedy and in a
short time all danger was past and
the child recovered" This remedy
rot only cures Group, but when
given as soon as the first symptoms
appear, will prevent the attack. Il
contains no opium or other harmful
substance and may be given as
confidently to baby as to an adult.
For sale by c. ". Grier.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1902-11-08

Another ridiculous food fad naa
been branded by the most compe-
tent authorities. They have Dis
PEELED the silly notion that one
kind OF food Is needed for brain.
another for muscles. and still an
other for bones. A correct diet
will not only nourish a particular
part Of the body, but 1t will sustain
every other part. Yet, however
good your food may be. Its nutri-
ment Is destroyed by indigestion or
dyspepsia. You must prepare for
their appearance or prevent their
coming by taking regular ,oses ~
Green's August Flower, the favcf :
lite medicine of the healthy millions.
A few doses aids digestion, stimu--
lates the liver to heslthy aston,
puri6es the blood an max IS you
feel buoyant and vigorous. You
can get DR.. Green's reliarl, enc
dies at D. A. Hendershot'>.
Get Green's Special Almanac.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1902-11-08

ment in young girls should promptly
have them begin the use of DR.: Pierce's
Favorite Prescription. 1t establishes reg
ularity, tranquilizes the nerves and tones
up the whole system.
AMY troubles started during my girlsn txa.
AXIOM AXIOM O., abut did not prove serious until 1895
From that time did not see well tayrb,e
headache. irritation of the spine and pains IN
my heels had soreness through my alRS .e ena
ovaries all the time and constant oaSk i me
One doctor would tell me one thing aned me-
another would say something altogether differ
emit but they only relieved me- l then wI0se
YOU and followed your advice. took I'VE bottles
of DIR. Pierce's Favorite Prescription, tour OF
Golden Medical Discovery and ave viaLs OF Of
Pellets Have not had single symptom ..
INV old trouble so far. Can sleep gooo, woLk
hard, and eat solid and substantial food Win
out distress"
DIR. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets cleanse the
bowels and stimulate the sluggish Liver.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1902-11-08
care You a Mason?"

care You a Mason" the big
comedy farce success ai.pted from
the German bv Leo Dietrichstein
Is we'll named for its story deals
with the exploits of two married
men who pose as Masons to their
respective families. Neither man
Is aware of the others dupllcity
and thereon hangs the fun of the
play: No mirth provoking comedy
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1902-11-08
Cupid Is no more than PASSIONS
poetical name sung In public
Worth It's weight in Gold.

L. B. Groah, one of the leading
merchants Of Charleston W. Va,
writes: "Boro-Carbol Salve has
worked wonders for me. / have
been troubled for four years with
an aggravating case Of eczema and
tried every' hing I could hear OF
but nothing did me any good until
I tried Boro-Carbol Salve I am
happy to say four boxes of Boro
Carbol Salve has cured me aud YOU
can refer any one to me-" Your
druggiss, D. A. Henderson,, keeps
1t. Price 25c