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Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1902-01-11

THE new Holland submarine boat
stayed under water fifteen hours"
The Spanish fleet did better than
that''-Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1902-01-11

bottle He hesitated, as if uncertain.
Put price on the cork and let US
know the worst"
And She Knew,
N0I$
Bobby Skinner-Why do they call
Mr.. E. 2. Marks a green grocer?"
Mrs. Skinner-Because he trusts
your father, 1 guess.
Queer Fellow.
Very fond of dress, isn't he?"
yes, and in that respect he's the
most peculiar fellow 1 know, most re-
markable, in fact
Don't say?'
Actually. Why he doesn't even
kick when he has to spend his good
money for a pair of new suspenders."
A Practical Future.
do you think that the flying ma
chimes will ever be commonly en-
ployed?''
Il am sure of it, answered the in
ventor. They may not be employed
very much for flying But they will
come in very handy for getting people
to subscribe for stock"
BORROWED wITTICISMs.
Can you speak FRENCH" "A little.
That is, l can shrug my shoulders.'-
Answers.
DR.. Emdee-My man, you are sadly
in need of change. Hardup-Yes, but
1 called you as a medical, not as a
financial capitalization Life.
THE new Holland submarine boat
stayed under water fifteen hours"
The Spanish feet did better than
Lady Sneerwell-Have your daugh-
tiers accomplished much in music? Un-
fortunate father-Yes-the dodgers be-
low have moved.-Stray Stories.
Niblick-How many horsepower Is
your automobile? Numskull-I don't
know; you see. I've never had to have
it hauled home yet.-Ohio State Jour
nal
Old Lady-37.st my luck, Caller
What's wroDk! Old Lady-Ive just
heard of six cures for rheumatism, and
not one of our family has got it.-An-
swers.
Does your husband get good.
strong food?" asked the doctor of his
patients wife. Onions twice a day;
guess that's strong enough.'-Stray
Stories.
you'll be sorry some day that you
didn't get mar, led if you don't" We'll
I'd rather not be married and be sorry
wasn't than be married and be sorry
was,''-Stray Stories
See, here; / found two pebbles In
the milk bowl yesterday I'm not
surprised, ma'am- The water is very
low just now in the brook where the
cows drink.''-Cleveland Plain Dealer
Kind Lady-Why don't you go to
work. Tramp-Im tryin' ter git a
position now. lady. Kind Lady-What
doing? Tramp-Lineman fer a wire
less telegraph company.-New York
Press.
When little Johnny was called in to
see his new sister, who arrived the
night before. he looked at the tiny red
mite critically and then asked limo
Gently: Mamma. cudn't you take hsr
back an exchange her fer white
baby ohio State Journal.
What we want" said the First
Patriot. ''is honest elections" II
should say So" agreed the Second Pa
triot- why. Heller promised me $50
for my influence in my ward. and nov
.1
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1902-01-11
BORROWED wITTICIsMs.

Can you speak French?" "A little
That is, can shrug my shoulders
Answers.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1902-01-11
The Ring to Blame.

Con Sect Diamond engagement
rings are very evidently not fashion
able any more
Ascum-"what makes you think
so?"
Con Sect offered one to Miss
Roxley last night and she wouldn't
have it at all"
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1902-01-11

Lady Sneerwell-Have your daugh-
tiers accomplished much in music? I'm
fortunate father-Yes-the dodgers be-
low have moved.-Stray Stories.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1902-01-11

Suspense.
.-Been hunting todayz"
rYes." said the amateur, with the
wfld. apprehensive look in his eye.
Have you shot anything?"
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1902-01-11

What we want" said the First
Patriot. ''is honest elections 81
should say So" agreed the Second Pa
trfot why. Heller promised me $50
for my influence in my ward and nov
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1902-01-11

Niblick-How many horsepower Is
your automobile? Numskull-I don't
know; you see. I've never had to have
it hauled home yet.-Ohio State Jour
nal.
The Dolores star., 1902-08-29
DENouNcE WAR SPIRIT.
Universal Peace Union Depreeates
Present Navy Maneuvers,

Mystic. Conn. Aug. 24.-At the bust
ness meeting of the Universal Peace
Union yesterday a resolution was
adopted denouncing the army and navy
maneuvers as increasing the military
spirit and fostering dependence on car
nal weapons" The resolution favors
the abolition of military drills and
boys brigades in the schools and the
adoption of such substitutes as fire
drills. life-saving practice and the
formation of relief companies.
Another resolution denounced the in
creasing number of lynchings and IA
vored the prevention of strikes by the
removal of the cause of discord "by
the adoption of just system for the
production and distributions of wealth,
under which every man shall be guar
anteed the full product of his toll"
Woman suffrage was advocated.
All the officers of the union were re
elected.
The Dolores star., 1902-08-29
New Rock island Branch.

Kansas City. Aug. 25.-The Star
quotes G. A. GOOdnow. general man
ager Of the Chicago, Rock Island L. Pa
citic railroad, as authorizing the fol
lowing statements:
"The offices Of the Kansas City-St.
Louis line of the Chicago, Rock Island
L. Pacific railroad will be located In
Kansas City. The line Is to be in op-
Grafton within year.
1.-The Rock Island will continue the
use of the Burlington tracks between
Kansas City and Cameron junction
and the Hannibal bridge, and will con-
tinue the joint use Of the Union Pacific
tracks between Topeka and Kansas
City. There will be double track
built, however, between Topeka and
Kansas City.
"The Rock Island has not purchased
the st. Louis & San Francisco railroad
and does not intend to do So"
The Dolores star., 1902-08-29
CHAM INVASION FAILS.
White Invading Squadron Captured BY
Blue Defending Squadron.

.Rockport, Mass. Aug. 24.-The naval
search problem on the New England
coast was terminated at $40 o'clock
this morning by the signal: "Surren-
der; demand unconditional" from Rear
Admiral Higginson's flagship, and the
reply, Accept, surrender" from the
foretruck of the Prairie, Commander
Pillsbury's flagship.
The battle between the blue, or de
Tending squadron, and the white, or
attacking squadron. thus quickly end
cd eight miles south of Thatcher's is
land. The enemy had most signally
failed to make u harbor, having, for
Its objective, Salem.
A preponderance OF fighting strength,
relatively sixtyfour points, represent
ed by the battleships Kearsarge, Ala
Dama and Massachusetts, the Scorpin
and torpedo boat. overwhelmed the
forty-five points represented by the
auxiliary cruisers Prairie, Panther and
Supply.
To speak from theontic standpoint,
the white squadron was entirely de-
stroyed by the guns of the defending
battleships. Thus on the fourth night
eS b"hS VI huNa StTuttRy WuS
brought to an end, 1t having covered n
period of unceasing toll, sleepless
nights and of anxious and wearing
vigil and of grave uncertainty to its
participants.
The destruction of the Pillsbury
squadron occurred at point just with
In the outer limits of Gloucester har-
Dor, not over eight miles southerly
from Thatcher's island, off which had
been anchored since Wednesday, when
the war game was declared opened, the
three powerful battleships of the blue
squadron.
The surrounding and putting out of
action" of the squadron in command
of Commander Pillsbury was the cul-
minating incident in one of the most
exciting chapters in the peace history
Of the American navy. For the plac-
ing In operation of the maneuvers of
the warships off the coast of New Eng
land the navy had long prepared itself,
and had looked forward with keen an
ticipatiOns. As planned by the naval
authorities at Washington. two squad
rons Were to be put into the game. one
the blue, the defending fleet, and the
other, the white, to be hostile fleet
bent upon effecting an anchorage in
some unprotected harbor on the coast
from Cape Elizabeth to Cape Cod, Op-
posed all the time by the first named
fleet. This anchorage had to be main
talned against the defenders for per.
iod Of six hours.
The Dolores star., 1902-08-29
POOR Lo AS HOUSE SERVANT.
indian Boys and Girls Taking to Do.
mestic Work.

Indian schools all over the Southwest
AVE recently adjourned for the sum-
her. and the students are being en-
>loyed very rapidly by those who keep
ervants. The Indian boys make ex-
ellent cooks. while an Indian girl,
nce trained. is fine maid of all work,
modish hairdresser and endowed
with an inborn taste which becomes
picturesque when combined with few
ivlized touches. The system of train
pg now bestowed upon the red chill
lren at school teaches them to become
eryile to their superlor-the paleface,
Ind the present generation in training
heir paleface teachers that they are
more than willing to enter the house
bold as servants. Herein may lie the
pollution of the servant-girl question
or a time, at least.
Indian youths are strong. agile and
brought up by the right kind of
nethods are perfectly willing to work.
They are healthy and quick of limb.
Ihls makes an excellent combination
or servant. Statistics Of the Indian
aiken recently show that of the $4,000
workers among the various tribes 5000
p them are employed as helpers in the
nouses of the palefaces. You never see
NE Indian servant at his or her best
until you visit the home of an Indian
agent on one of the reservations.-Chi-
ago Chronicle.
The Dolores star., 1902-08-29
Fish Exhibit at pueblo.

Denver, Aug. 24.-T. J. Holland, state
superintendent of. fish hatcheries. Fri
day returned from Pueblo, where he
completed all arrangements for the
state exhibition of fish at the state fair,
which is to be held there September
18th to Goth. 1--WE are to have two
large tanks, containing fish," said Mr.
Holland. zone of them will be ten
feet long. two feet wide and two and
one-half feet deep. and the other will
have the same dimensions except that
1t will be six feet long. The larger
tank will be used for the exhibition Of
trout and the smaller for catfish. The
catfish are to be furnished by b. U.
Dye of Rocky Ford, as the state hatch
cries do not contain this variety. The
front of the tanks will be made Of
glass;"
The Dolores star., 1902-08-29
Natural Ga. at Boulder.

Denver, Aug. PA Boulder dispatch
Of yesterday says:
A number OF invited guests went out
to see the Maxwell well last night.
When the visitors got there blaze
about yard long was burning at the
end of two-inch pipe which extends
from the derrick perhaps twenty feet.
1t Is claimed the leakage Of gas so fur.
IT, saved and used, would have paid for
sinking the well. 80 strong was the
pressure that the blaze did not catch
until the gas was four feet from the
opening. An Indiana gas well man
who visited the well says that In all In
diana there is but one well with q
stronger flow Of gas. The company
owning the well contemplates laying
pipes Into the city and supplying the
people with gas for heating and light
Ing PURPOSES.
The Dolores star., 1902-08-29
EwLY FOUND RACE
A,re PEOPLE IN M'NDANAo.
Lt.e.,y white Race Said to Exist In
the Observation-Disclosures and
partly ChristianIxed-Have Been
Seen by Only a Few Outsiders.

the NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. ano
partly christIanixed-Have Been
seen by Only Few Outsiders.
,eut l.. A. De Clairmont, United
,es army. late of the Philippine
,uts who has returned from Manila,
Is Of the existence In the interior of
Indanao island of n perfectly white
70 semi-civilized, partly Christian
a but cruelty hostile in their dis
fragment of communication with
outside world. The favored few
\, have been permitted to penetrate
Businesses of these exclusive Cau-
sians tell of a country rich in vege-
hIe and mineral wealth and of peo-
skilled in the various domestic
E,fts. orderly. gentle and hospitable.
n well enough satisfied with the lit
world to resent the Intrusion of the
renuous civilization of the outside.
lieutenant De ClairmOnt was sta
bned at PagbilaO, Taijabas province.
iindanao island, and the story Of the
|hite people told to him by one Man
81 Castro, n native of high standing,
las corroborated by the local priest
hd by the president OF the province.
"Here in MindanaO," he said, I'VE
i've one race that is perfectly white.
hey are located In the interior. hav-
lr as their headquarters city of more
Ian 2O,UOO inhabitants. There are as
kany more of them scattered through
hi the country surrounding their cap
al
according to Castro the existence of
Aese white folk was discovered twen-
five years ago by Spanish surgeon
Tho took two of the white children to
urope. One of them he adopted and
iucated as lawyer. This one re-
hrned to the island and afterwards
rotc to the Spanish surgeon. He had
bund his parents. and had decided to
ast his lot with them and their people.
hey were Mohnmmedans, he said, and
proposed to devote his life to intro
ucing the Christian religion and in
iher ways to give the people from
hom he had been kidnapped the ben
bit of his wider knowledge.
The young lawyer. 1t is said. is now
be ruling sultan of this isolated peo-
lie.
II investigated Castro's story said
lieutenant De Clairmont. ''and salts
ed myself that race Of whites really
kist OH Mindanao island. had an OPP
ortunity to go in with an exploration
jarty, but the state of my health for
jade. reported the matter to the gov
rnment tribal bureau. which is en-
Saged in trying to find out Just what
re have in the Philippines and was In
InrmpI that they HlsO had hoard of tho
|ribe but had been unable to locate it.
gave them all the Information I
|ould and expect to hear very shortly
4 the organization of an exploration
Sxpedltion."
The Dolores star., 1902-08-29

2
given me almost complete relief, and I
am sure that . continuation of them
will effect q permanent cure. Peruna
is surely a wonderful remedy for ca
tarrhal affections.-J. d. Botkin.
This is case of catarrh Of the stom-
ach which had run for twenty-five
years, according to his statement, and
Peruna has at once come to his relief,
promptly accomplishing for him more
benefit than he had been able to find
in all other remedies during quarter
Of a century.
1t stands to reason that a man of
wealth and influence, like a Congress-
man of the great United States, has left
no ordinary means untried and no stone
unturned to find cure.
If such cures as these do not verify
the claim not only that dyspepsia is due
to catarrh of the stomach, but also that
Peruna will cure catarrh of the stomach,
it is impossible to imagine how any
evidence could do SO.
If you do not derive prompt and salts
factory results from the use of Peruna,
write at once to DR.. Hartman, giving q
full statement of your case, and he will
be pleased to give you his valuable ad.
vice gratis.
Address DR.. Hartman, President of
The Hartman Sanitarium, Columbus,
Ohio
The Dolores star., 1902-08-29
Animals and Music.

The effect of music on animals was
recently tested by yiolinist in Ber-
lin menagerie. The influence of the
violin was greatest on the puma, which
became much excited when quicksteps
were played, but was soothed by
slower measures. Wolves showed an
apparent interest, lions and hyenas
were terrified, leopards We're uncon-
cerned and monkeys stared in wonder
at the performer.
The Dolores star., 1902-08-29

SAk AhAGN " oGSAsA 0A<44 ~
Captain.O. Bertoletto of the italian
Barque "Lincelles," in a recent letter
from the chief officer of the Italian
Barque Lincelles, Pensacola, Fla /,
writes:
~ have suffered for several years
with chronic cafarrh Of tho stomach.
The doctors prescribed for mo without
my receiving the least benefit. Through
one of your pamphlets began the use
of Peruns, and two bottles have en-
firely cured me. Irec0mmend Peruna
to all my friends. "-.-O. Berf0leffo.
In catarrh of the stomach, as well as
catarrh Of any part of the body, Peruna
is the remedy. AS has been often said
il Peruna will cure catarrh of one part,
1t will cure catarrh of any other part Of
the body.
Catarrh is catarrh whever located,
and the remedy that will cure It any
where will cure it everywhere.
The Dolores star., 1902-08-29
STATE Q, oaIo, crr1 Q, To1.po. ;.

r Lucas CouHTY. -
doinS partner Of the nrm Of r. J. Cheney 4 Co,
md 4, business In the City Of Toledo, County
he snse sum =, s,toTrsssid md that sa!d arm win pay
snco oso and every case Of Cntarrh that cannot 6e
W tne use Of Halls Catsrrh Cure.
Nvo.. FRANK J. CHENEY.
~ssenee. this cth day Of December. A b. isS6
tssALl a ". GLEASON,
Han,. Notary Public.
acts di.ac.s,tarrh Cure 70 tslsen internally. and
Il M . .stLy on the blood and mucous surfaces
ssstem. Send for tosttm0uiala, free
Bcld n, W. J. CHENEY = Co. Toledo. q
The Dolores star., 1902-08-29
Free From Headaches.

Headaches rarely assail the Bedouin
nraos. They are nearly all small
sa'ers and six or seven dates soaked
~ melted butter with q very small
,Suantity Of coarse flour or three or
.uur tablespoonfuls of boiled rice
serve man whole day.
The Dolores star., 1902-08-29

1.-THE farmer doesn't have us much
trouble keeping the wolf from the door
as he used to-" NO" answered Mr..
Alfalfa, "if he could keep the automo-
bile from the road he'd have a pretty
good chance for his life"
The Dolores star., 1902-08-29

~, II you don't get the biggest and best
|,ts your own fault. Defiance Starch
~ \, lor sale everywhere and there is pos
,uveiy nothing to equal it In quality or
The Dolores star., 1902-08-29

6other Gray's Sweet Powders for Children
successfully used by Mother Gray, nurse
p the Children's Home in New York. Cures
everishness, Bad Stomach, Teething Dis
prders, move and regulate the Bowels and
Destroy Worms. Over 1000 testimonials.
Y all druggists, 25c Sample FREE. Ad-
irsss Allen 8. Olmstsd, LeRoy, N. z.
The Dolores star., 1902-08-29
The Potato Is kinu,

Potates form the worlds greatest
lnsle crop, 1000. 100000 bushels being
produced annually, equal in bulk to
Inc entire wheat and corn crops.
The Dolores star., 1902-08-29

Don't you know that Defiance Starch
besides being absolutely superior to
any other, is put up IL ounces in pack
age and sells at same prices as 12-ounce
packages Of other kinds?
The Dolores star., 1902-08-29

We never see a nicely dressed gir
in summer without thinking what q
lot of things she must have In the
wash.
The Dolores star., 1902-08-29

etho thostal Clerk-You'll have to put an
UT .uvs stamp ON that letter. Miss Pert
o,"nyi Postal Clerk-Because It's
Irs.weight. Miss Pert-But. gracious!
As.",er Aner stamp would make It still
sssiet.
The Dolores star., 1902-08-29

Piso's Cure cannot be too highly spoken y -
cough cure.-J. w. o'BRIEN. 3ss Third Ava.
n, Minneapolis. MIMI. Jan q 1900
The Dolores star., 1902-08-29

Defiance Starch is put up 16 ounces
in package. 10 cents. One-third more
starch for same money.
The Dolores star., 1902-08-29

Sunday School Teacher-what do you
suppose Jonah thought when he found
himself inside the whale? Little Edgar
Guess he thought he'd been asleep In a
folding bed and It closed up.
The Dolores star., 1902-08-29

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup
Tor children teethinR softens the gums re1uces In
as,umation aays pain cures wind collie. 25c bottle
The Dolores star., 1902-08-29

i1ASo Va yout mCu
icines-P erun q
and Manalin. 1
h ave been af-
ficted more or
less for a quarter
OF a century with
catarrh of tho
stomach and con-
stipation. A resi-
dence in Wash
ington has in-
creased the 8 Q
troubles. A few
bottles Of your
medicine have
The Dolores star., 1902-08-29

Don't you think that anybody has
piled the trust magnate. There are nu-
merous rights which we do not possess.
But we are gathering them in as rapidly
aa nOssibleh ~
The Dolores star., 1902-08-29

After a worthless old horse dies the
owner begins to tell of the hundreds Of
dollars he refused for him.
The Dolores star., 1902-08-29
L.die. Can wear shoss

Ladies' Can Wear Shoes
One size smaller after using Aliens Foot
Ease, powder. It makes tight or new
shoes easy. Cures swollen, hot, sweating.
aching feet, ingrowing nails, corns and
bunions. All druggists and shoe stores
s5c. Trial package FREE BY mail Ad-
drees Allen 8. Olmsted. Leroy, N. Y.
The Dolores star., 1902-08-29

1t sometimes costs a man six months
of rheumatism to catch one little six
inch fish.
The Dolores star., 1902-08-29

Politics is uncertain. To-day a man is
on the stump and tomorrow he may be
up u tree.
The Dolores star., 1902-08-29

1t must be tough on the jailer who has
o lot of felons on his hands.
The Dolores star., 1902-08-29

To Cure q Cold in One day.
Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. AL
druggists refund money II 1t fails to cure CSC
The Dolores star., 1902-08-29

Little Edith's foot had fallen asleep.
"Oh, mamma" she exclaimed. my foot
feels just like live pin cushion"
The Dolores star., 1902-08-29
DEFIANCE STARCH

should be in eve-v household. none so
good. besides I OF. more for 10 cents than
any other brand of cold water starch.
The Dolores star., 1902-08-29
AN ITALIAN CAPTAIN
Cured by Pe-ru-na of Catarrh of the
Stomach After Doctors Failed.

The following letter from Congress.
man Botkin speaks for itself:
HOUSE OF REPREsENrArryrs.l
WASHINGTON, ID. c.
Dr.. g. B. Hartman, Columbus, o.:
Ny Dear Doctor--It gives me pleasure
to certify to the excellent curative quail
The Dolores star., 1902-08-29
DENVER BEST !oss0RT ssss

Absolutely pure. a ,nd for our New Premium List.
The Geyserite SOAP Mfg. Company. Denver.
The Dolores star., 1902-08-29

,a1uv I'VE Al 0Ne9 Residence and description 80
VIM Live NlVWk0 honorable women who wish 20
mAsry, and photos for Heart Hand. Kansas CITY
The Dolores star., 1902-08-29

MAnYen-AGGNTo to sell cur Flavorins Ex.
W"WseO tracts, Toilet Articles and Perfumes,
Big protits. Write for terms. G. A. PEAR
Ottumwa semi-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1899-1903, 1902-08-19
COURT coNvENEs.
August Term of Forty-Eight Days Com.
menced Today.

August Term of Forty-Eieht Days Com.
nenced Today.
From Mondays Daily.
The August term of the Wapello coun-
ty district court convened in the court
house in this city with Judge Robert
Sloan, of Keosauqua, presiding.
Little or no business has been done
today in court, but tomorrow Judge
Sloan will get down to business. This
afternoon he is engaged in making an
assignment of chancery cases for the
next two weeks. After that time the
cases requiring jury will be tried, the
petit jury being summoned to appear
at the court room on September 1.
The members of the grand jury will
gather at the court house at 10 o'clock
tomorrow morning, when the names
of the seven who are to serve during
the term will be drawn. They will be,
gin work Immediately, and much inter.
est is taken in their probable work.
Ottumwa semi-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1899-1903, 1902-08-19
LaddSdale.

Laddsdale, Aug. 1S.-Mrs. Hinkle
and grandson, Floyd Reese, visited
Wednesday in Floris.
Frank DeFord and family and Ben
DeFord and wife visited part of this
week in Bloomfield.
Rev. Meagan Of Eldon passed
through here Saturday on his way to
visit at the home of Aaron Fouts.
Mrs. Dave Reese and daughter,
Wanda, and son, Floyd, and cousin,
Miss Zella, who has been spending
several days with Mrs. Reeses moth
er, Mrs. Hinkle, returned to their
home in Ottumwa Thursday evening.
Mrs. w. B. Williams went over to
Phillips mine Friday evening, return
ing Saturday with three new mules,
which he purchased to be used in the
mines here.
Guilum Williams was at home sick
Thursday, also Mrs. Trent is on the
sick list.
Bert Ward was home on Thursday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Will Lynn and Selma
Jones were shopping in Eldon Friday
evening. Miss Jones will remain a
few days.
Mrs. w. M. Robinson spent satur-
day with friends in Floris.
Mrs. Jane Howard and granddaugh.
ter, Miss Ruby Myers, were in Floris
one day last week.
Miss Alice Johnson called at the
Coney home last Saturday.
Mr.. and Mrs. w. Lynn celebrated
their second " adding ami, ersary last