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Dit of Corrcsoondence.

The following correspondence, ending
in true Irish fashion, actually passed
between two men in England some
years ago:
"Mr. Thompson presents his compli-
ments to Mr.. Simpson and begs to re-
quest that he will keep his doggs from
trespassing on his grounds
"Mr. Simpson presents his compll-
ments to Mr.. Thompson and bcgs to
suggest that in future he should not
spell dogs with two gees"
"AIr. Thompson's respects to Mr..
Simpson and will feel obliged if he will
add the letter e to the last word in the
note just received, SO as to represent
Mr.. Simpson and lady"
"Mr. Simpson returns Mr.. Thomp-
sons note unopened, the impertinence
1t contains being only equaled by It's
vulgarity."
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What Grant Saw In Canada.

Lord Dufferin when yiceroy Of Cana
da paid q visit to Washington while
Genera Grant was president. He cas-
ually asked the president whether he
had ever been in Canada.
The reply was a striking example of
General Grants brusque outspoken-
ness, "No; have never set foot on Ca.
madam soil, but l have approached
near enough to its shores in steam
boat to see the grass growing in the
streets of the Canadian towns"
Lord Dufferin saw that General
Grant shared with many of his coun-
trymen at that time a common misap-
prehension in regard to the resources
and destinies Of Canada. - Londop
News
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No "Tick" Obtainnble.

Telegraph Operator-I am sorry. sir,
but the rules of this company make it
impossible for me to send your message
"collcct.' That privilege we are not al
lowed to extend to absolute strangers.
Applcant-Do you mean for me to
understand by that that you cart trust
me?
Telegraph Operator-Under the cir
cumstances, sir, it is impossible for me
to do so.
Applicant-Well, that gets the best Of
me! ! thought of all places on the face
of the earth Il telegraph office was the
likeliest to get anything On tick.-Bos-
ton Courier.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1902-04-15
One Fare for the Round Trip.

For the occasion of the Jefferson
Memorial and Interstate Good Roads
convention, Charlottesville, Va, April
24, 1902, the Southern railway will
sell tickets from all points on its lines
to Charlottesville and return at rate
Of one fare for the round trip, selling
March 81 and April L. 1902, with final
limit for return passage April 6, 1902.
For further information, call on any
ticket agent of the Southern railway.
or write, C. A. Benscoter, A. G. P. A.,
Southern Railway Co., Chattanooga,
Tenn.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1902-04-15
Hiawatha,

"Such a confusing variance in the
pronunciation of 'HiawatLa' exists
both in dictionaries and in the speech
of educated men and women" writes
Elizabeth A. Withey in The Ladies'
Home Journal "that have asked Miss
Longfellow how the word is pronounc-
ed by the poets family. She says the
pronunciation which she always heard
from the poet himself is Hi-awa tina,
the 'i' pronounced as it is in machine
or 'pique.' the second "a pronounced as
it is in far or in father
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1902-04-15
an lsspROMP!U WHlRszs
-.d the Chef Worse Than -
Ia mid His Assistant.

YaM mid His Assistant.
wig assistant cook on one of the
- cars on the Great Western road
inc into St. Paul. He was OBJ
oto and i'll tempered. The chef was
Suv so and rs result constant
~ &rfaro waged between them. One hot
|6% pot was making ice cream and -
ny of fhe chefs warnings insisted
Ia sitting n the doorway of the
try while he turned the freezer
> train. going up grade, made a sud
,urcb. and Pat and his can Of ice
lam fell out the door, as his superior
'6cer had predicted. Frantic with
y obt the chef in his white cap and
,,,ron tore through the train looking
the conductor.
Mon Deu, NJ. Conductaire," he
cd vrinsing his hands when he
,1,nd that person, 'ze ice cream
.Ypezaire he fall off, and Pat go wiz
;eem, Stop re tramway or we will haf
ns dessert pour lie diner. Trouble,
-ouble always wiz zat Irishman"
HrThe conductor pulled the bell and
1onped the train, but it had already
nne two miles past the spot where
= bat had rolled out. They backed the
rain. fully expecting to find Pats man
Ned body beside the track. Instead
New saw him coming over the ties on
run, carrying on his back the ice
ream freezer. He climbed on the
sain. looking foolish, but all he ever
q aid of his miraculous escape was, BE
xosb. It Jared me some, it did thot!'-
Lippincott's Magazine.
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AN ASSURED FACT.

For the past few years inven
tors have been constantly work
ing to produce a device by which
the disagreeable vibration and :
constant jar may be overcome
while riding a wheel. None have
proved as satisfactory as the RAM
bier cushion frame bicycle 1t
not only inhances the beauty of it
but materially strengthens the
same. For sale by w. E. Livin.
good. 217 West Second avenue.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1902-04-15

III women would pay more attention to
the.r health we would have more happy
wives, mothers and daughters, and 1t they
woald Use more intelligence IN the matter OK
medicines, observing results, they woold find
81 the doctors prescriptions do not perform
the many cores they are given credit tor.
''My life was burden to me through per
sistent indigestion; anaemia resulted and my
friends thought | was an invalid tor lite.
But | would not give up and when | toond
that prescriptions would not help me, tried
something else.
''In consulting with my druggist he adj
vised NcElree's Wine of Cardui and Ihed-
lords Biach- -Draught, and SO took it and
have every reason to thank him for a new
lite opened up to me- with restored health,
and 1t only took three months to core me-"
You may secure the same relief as Miss
Snyder, if you take Wine Of Cardui as she
took it. Thedford's 8 Black Draught is the
companion medicine of Vino of Cardui
and it is liver and bowel regulator which
assists greatly in etfccting cure. Go to
your druggist and buy dollar bottle of
Wine of Cardui and twenty-five cent
package of Thedfords Black-Draught and
take them in the privacy of your home. If
you take these medicines according to di-
rections, the relief and euro is simple.
Some eases are cured quickly and others
take longer because the disease has run
longer. Remember how Miss Snyder took
Wine Of Cardui and has health. The
] same medicines are offered you today.
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A Pari.ian Recommendation.

A political critic Of a former genera
ton was engaging an apartment in
one Of the chief streets Of Paris. The
landlady, wishing, like all landladies,
to make the best Of her rooms, led
him to one of the principal windows
and as she swung back the venetian
blinds remarked, 'It is from this point,
Sir, that all Of our revolutions pass"
The good woman was no cynic, but
spoke from her heart and just as an
English landlady who harps upon the
splendid view Of the sea from the two
pair front.-LOndOn Answers.
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TO THE PUBLIC.

We. the undersigned, hold our first
annual combination sale of trotters
PAGERS, carriage and saddle horses at
Stuttgart Driving park May 1 and >.
1892 We have already c. assigned
race horses with records as low as
-. 4, winners in their classes. Some
as fina drivers as there are III the
United States. Several matched
teams, some extra fine high actors
and saddle horses Our catalogue
will be ready April 10. VIII be sent
on application only. Be sure and ap-
ply for one, and come and see our Of
ferings at sale.
B. REINSCH & CO.
Stuttgart, Ark.
April 80.
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Her ODpOrtunity,

'NIrs. Weeds" said Mr.. Binks. II
asked your daughter to marry me, and
she referred me to you"
I'm sure that's very kind of Susie;
but, then, she always was dutiful
girl. Really, Mr.. Binks, l hadn't
thought of marrying again at my time
of life, but since you insist suppose we
make the wedding day the Goth of this
month. New York Press
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Kindly Take Notice t

Kindly Take Notice that Ely's
Liquid Cream Balm is Of great bene-
fit to those sufferers from nasal ca
tarrh who cannot inhale freely
through the nose, but must treat them
selves by spraying. Liquid Cream
Balm differs in form, but not medic
inally from the Cream Balm that has
stood for years at the head of rene
any nasal atomizer. The price. in"
Guiding a spraying tube, is IS cents.
Sold by druggists and mailed by Ely
Brothers, Sc Warren street, New York.
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A Temperance Story,

"You seem rather hilarious today"
the lathe remarked to the buZzsaw.
Yes, replied the buZZsaW; "the
man WHO runs me brought some wills
Ky into the shop with him Il little
while ago
"Weli:"
"Wcll took two or three fingers at
his expense. i Philadelphia Press.
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Attentive to the Duties.

"Yes. I'm one Of the trustees Of the
proposed gallery Of art
.What have you done so far
$50 far? Why, we've eaten three an.
nual dinners and are preparing for a
fourth. ."-Cieveand Plain Dealer.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1902-04-15

One dose one cent, 50 doses s.
cents, home treatment, your own ply
sician. with guarantee of cure, if you
take Rocky Mountain Tea. Madison
Medicine Co., Madison. Wis. Ask
your druggist.
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All In the Family.

"Biff1ey and his son and the Widow
Binglewood and her daughter are going
to form a community of interests"
"How so?"
"Biffley marries the widow. and his
son marries the daughter r.'-Cleveland
Plain Dealer.
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Never pleasing.

Mrs. Mitford-What do you think of
this yivisection question? 1t must be
awful to be cut up alive.
Mrs. Graham-Yes, and it is awful to
be cut dead, as l was by one of my
dearest friends last evening.-Boston
Transcript
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No Need to Worry.

Professor Snore is very absentmind-
ed. His son rushed into his study one
morning and exclaimed:
"Just think, father! I've swallowed
a pin! What shall do?"
"Ah, WELL" replied the big man.
don't worry about 1t. Here's another
pin."-Chums.
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Satisfaction Guaranteed.

The Boy-This isn't what she order
ed.
The Grocer-I know it. Just tell
her this is more expensive, but Well
let her have it for the same price.-1n-
dianapolis News.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1902-04-15

ally short when it comes to paying
their debts.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1902-04-15

to see beautiful young girl Ian
- gushing on a bed of sickness, when
she should be strong and healthy, filing
the home with the sunshine Of her happy
face. Somehow or other as the mother is
the center Of the home, the daughter seems
to be its greatest joy or its greatest care.
A home with an invalid daughter is like a
hospital. The sufferer with her pale
blanehed face calls for every ones care and
sympathy. How different is the home
where healthy girl sheds her happy in
fuence and ministers to the comfort of
every one in thousand pleasant ways.
1t is remarkable that SO many women
will forfeit health and then suffer the con-
sequence of pain and sickness when it is
unnecessary. Women who enjoy this
greatest Of Natures blessings are liable to
forget that health can be easily lost by neg
lect. They cannot realize that the loss of
sleep, little cold or irregularity of habits
can result disastrously until they once suf-
fer painful menses. Menstrual troubles are
generally the beginning Of women's trou-
bles. The vitality is at low ebb, the
blood weakened, the digestion disordered
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1902-04-15

In few days it will be eX-Collector
Ivey of Sitka, and how the man will
talk.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1902-04-15

The little folks love DR.. Wood S
Norway Pine Syrup. Pleasant to take;
perfectly harmless; positive cure for
coughs. colds. bronchitis. asthma.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1902-04-15

Educate Your tsnS.e's With Gascara.s.
Candy Cathartic. curc constipation forever.
10c S5c. If G. G. c. fail, druggists refund money.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1902-04-15

Too many men regulate their con-
duet by other peoples opinions.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1902-04-15
The course of true love requires a
lot Of money to keep it in repair.

tic that gathereth in the summer
is wise son if he doesn't scatter i'll
winter
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1902-04-15

4 man who has never made a fooI
Of himself is unable to appreciate hi
man sympathy.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1902-04-15

Most Of our duties are too plain 20
be attractive
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1902-04-15

ScrGfHla salt rheu11s ery.ypa2as aud
other distressing eruptive diseases
yield quickly and permanently to the
cleansing. purifying power Of BiFdoch
Blood Bitters
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1902-04-15

The bouehs that bear most hang
thief.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1902-04-15

Instruct your druggist TO send yo4
the genuine Rocky Mountain Tea
made by the Madison Medicine CO.
If he says he has got something jH&t
as good. tell him to keep it. See.
Ask Xour GlnGaizt.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1902-04-15

Better the day better the deed.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1902-04-15

| firmly believe in printers ink
Geo. p. Brent. Chicago.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1902-04-15

A handful of common sense is
worth a bushel of book knowledge.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1902-04-15

April 80
The Kinsley graphic. [volume] (Kinsley, Kan.) 1890-1940, 1902-10-17
Belpre Items.

L. E. Waite took trip to Larned
Monday.
Henry Laird arrived in town Tues
day evening.
T. E. Hardy took trip to Kinsiey
last Saturday.
Ernest McKibben left M onday even
ing for Nez Perez, Idaho.
Mrs. Lizzie Miller's new no use is
being pushed right along.
A daughter was born to Mr.. Mrs.
J. Bacon Tuesday, October, IA.
Mrs. E. f. Haynes left Thursday
for Abilene, their future home.
S. B. Webber took a flying trip to
Macksville Tuesday afternoon.
Mrs. B. Clark and daughter Carrie
left Wednesday for Oklahoma.
Miss Hills has a class in music al
this pl ace every Friday and Saturday
Mrs. Truesdale of Newton was in
town Monday enroute for his ranch
out south.
An infant child of Mr.. and Mrs. j
r, johnson was buried Wednesday
afternoon.
E. II. Mckibben and wife have
friends from Marietta, Chic, visiting
them at present. They arrived tues
day evening.
A grandson of T. M. Campbell ha(
the misfortune to get his right Les
broken last Friday DR.. Haynes wa:
called in aud Set the fracture. The
child is doing nicely at this writir e
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HapgOOd Disc PIoWs.

This pillow is ordered under the fol-
lowing guarantee:
First-The Sulky Plow is to cut a
furrow ii inches wide, usual depth J
to inches deep, and to do as good
work with one-third less draft rs any
other MouldBoard or Disc Plow on
earth.
Second-The Gang Plow is to cut
"a inches. usual depth 6 to inches
deep, and to do as good work with
one-third less draft as any other
Mould Board or Disc Plow on earth.
Third--To pillow dry, hard ground
where all others fail.
FOurth-To cut up and turn under
without choking, corn stalks, or any
other vegetable matter.
Fifth-To scour in any soil.
Sixth 1t is not guaranteed to pillow
wet ground, timothy, Or blue grass
sod, because it is a pulverizer as well
as a pillow.
All sizes from l to discs.
Send in your orders early.
F. A. LIPPoLDT & Son.
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Lewis Items.

An addition to the church in this
place is being built.
Will Gossett is starting into the
butcher business at Lewis.
DR.. @. HestiS is having an Office
room built to his residence.
A. Hardy went to Topeka the first
OF the week on lodge business.
Alfred Ray has moved house from
the country to town and is living in it..
Messrs. Smith, Hollingsworth and
Bacon went to Kinsley Tuesday eve
ming.
Mrs. DR.. G. Hestis started Monday
for Cherokee, Kans., to visit a sister
and friends.
Messrs. Radcliffe and Thomas have
their feed mill about completed and
doing business.
Mrs. A. Hardy went to Kinsley on
Wed nesday to visit her daughter,
Mrs. A. G. Walker.
A. B. Digger, whose illness we
have several times mentioned, died
the latter part of last week.
A. e. Sites has commenced work
on his new house, and when it is COM
pleted he will move to town.
house into town for o. w. Ray. The
house will be used as hotel.
The Farmers Co operative company
of Lewis is doing big business in
coal, lumber, grain and stock.
Charles Huckstep. who recently
came from Oregon, is preparing to
move to town and occupy the Smith
house.
A chicken pie social was held at
MIR. and Mrs. Lee Hardy's last Fri
day evening and an all-around good
time was reported. The proceeds were
for church expenses.
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Sunday School Rally.

There will be Sunday School rally
at the Fellsburg hall, Sunday, Octo-
Der 26, sat 10 a. m. All Sunday
Schools and Sunday School workers
are invited to attend. Dinner on the
grounds. Every one come with we'll
filled baskets. The following pro-
gram will be given:
Devotional Exercises. :. Rev. Parker
Song.
Lesson Study. Superintendent
Discussion, "Importance of Sunday
School in this community" led
by A. r. Brown.
Recitation ........Ell Ella Butler
Dinner. Song.
Recitation. Rosa Parker
OOIO. NOSd Seuuer
Instrumental Music.
Song.
Defamation. &c. w. Williamson
Discussion of various Sunday School
questions, L. r. Clark.
Solo. Rosa Vedder
ELLA BUTLER, Secretary.
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No report has been received from
the first association meeting in Dis
trict No. 2. 1t should have been re-
ceived in time to be printed in this
issue.
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TIME TABLE A. T. & S. FRY.

TIME TABLE A. T. & S., F. Y.
Following is the new time card on
the Santa Fee, in effect Sunday. June
LIST. 1t is not as satisfactory in this
locality as the one it replaces:
The main line local arrives At 2:45
p. m, turns and goes east at 3:55 p. m.
The locals on the branch are Oper-
ated from Hutchinson to Dodge and
going west will leave here at 800 p.
M and going east at 1905 n. III.
Passenger trains going west arrive,
No. 5, over the main line. at $50 p.
M, and over the branth. No. l at 9:15
D. M, No. at 12:l5 a. M, and the
local from Hutchins at 1885 p. m.
Passenger trains going east will
leave here over the main line, No. 6
at $50 a. m. and No. 8 at 500 p. u. !:
over the branch. No. = at $40 y. IN.
and the local for Hutchinson at 200
y. IN. The new fast train between
Kansas City and Denver passes here
going west at SEQ n. m and east at
Ills a. m. but does not stop.
EXCURSION RATES.
Wichita and return, October Is and
IS; limit October 20. $3.50.
Kansas City and return, Sll o..
October 1922: return limit, October
q. Horse and Cattle Shows.
Second Glass Colonist Rates to
California.-During September and
October We will sell second class
tickets to all points in California to
which regular second class rate of $40
applies, for S25, with stopovcrs at
several California points of not TO
exceed five dayz.
Homeseekers' excursions, one fare
pins 81. Points in Arkansas, Arizona,
Indian Territory, Louisiana. New
Mexico, Oklahoma and Texas. Dates
of sale. August 5 and 70, September
and l6, Oct. and 81. Return limit.
Il days.
During September and October We
will sell second-class tickets 10 points
in the Northwest at a maximum rate
of SIS. For particulars call or write
! c. W. CLASS, Agent.
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COUNTY NEWS,
South Brown.
By Correspondents.

Large quantities of feed are yet to
be gathered.
Mrs. Gibson is on the sick list this
week with grip.
c. w. Scott is visiting the scenes of
his boyhood in Ohio.
Frank Wise expects to move into
his new house this week.
The itch for office is just as vulgar
as any other kind of itch
1t is nearly week since rain has
fallen to amount to anything.
The week of beautiful weather has
been utilized by the farmers in doing
up their fall work.
The Brown township prohibition
convention passed unanimously the
following res solution: Resolved, That
we will vote for no one for Office who
circulates evil reports about their
opposing candidates.
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EDUCATIONAL COLUMN,
By County supt. L. r. Clark.

In the report of District 16, printed
in this column last week. the total en-
rollment was given as 3, instead of
%. 1t was typographical error.
School is progressing nicely in
District 10, Blaine Roberts, teacher.
The enrolment is 16.
No report has been received from
the first association meeting in Dis
trict No. 2. 1t should have been re-
ceived in time to be printed in this
issue.
The monthly report cards have
been mailed to the teachers. II not
received by Saturday, October Is, or
if the number sent to any district is
insufficient the teacher should notify
the superintendent Immediately Re-
ports to parents are valuable means
of assistance in district school work
and it is hoped that teachers will
make good use of them this year.
A new district is in process of for
nation southeast of Belpre. 1t will
be known as Banner district No. 40,
and is the first district to be organ
lied by the present superintendent.
Mr.. j. A. Voran, p recent graduate
from Bethany college, has been IN
strumental in the formation of the
new district.
Report of the Lakeview school for
the first month of the school year on
1902-'03: Enrolment, hOyS, IL: girls.
g; total, 10. Average daily attend
ance, boys, 927; girls. 7 05: total,
1882. Cases of corporal punishment,
none. Cases of hardness. boys, 26
girls, 81; total, Al. Per cent. of at.
tendance, 90. Those neither absent
nor tardy, Everett. Harvey, Preston
Harvey and Guy Hill.
EMMA JOHNSON,
Teacher.
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w. G. T. U. COLUMN.
Edited By
Mrs. w. S. nATHEwS. President.
Mrs. HELEN COLE, Cor. Sec'y.

O there's joy and good i'm labor,
If we labor but Alright;
Giving vigur to the daytime
And sweeier sleep at night;
Giving strength and hope in sorrow.
Driving storms aud clouds away.
Making sunshine for tomorrow
From the darkness of today.
Mus. FRANCES DANA GAGE.
The Woman's Christian Temper
ance Union meets this afternoon at
the home of Mrs. Helen Cole.
One of the best arguments in favor
of giving women the ballot is the fact
that the liquor dealers are solidly
arrayed against it.
"Vote for principle, vote for right,
and you need not fear the conse-
quences. Those votes only are lost
which are given for unfit men in vio-
lation of principle. CHIEF JUSTICE
CHASE.
A case was appealed to the Mime
sofa supreme court on the ground
that member of the jury that con-
victed the prisoner was. during the
summing up of the evidence, so drunk
as to be asleep. The judges sustained
the lower court which had refused a
new trial. As the fact that the juror
being drunk did not invalidate the
verdict, we suppose the decision
would have been the same had all the
jurors been in drunken sleep.
Some people believe that the tenn
perance question should be left for
the churches to deal with, but many
of the members are not total abstain
ers-more's the pity -and~there are
so many church societies that the
| churches seldom take up any specific
temperance work. The Woman
Christian Temperance Union is a
| worldwide organization, christian
but not sectarian, and can do more
effective work than the churches
could do-unless they worked togeth-
err, and that. on account of their
| various beliefs, they are not likely to
do. But all christian people can joir
the Woman's Christian Temperance
| Union in their efforts to uplift hui
manity and do away with the evils OF
intemperance.
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School is progressing nicely in
District ID, Blaine Roberts, teacher.
The enrolment is 16.
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Headquarters for Poland chinas,

1 have for sale Poland China swine
of both sexes, of good quality and
breeding; also few sows with young
pigs. At home, six miles south OF
Kinsley, Mondays, Wednesdays, and
Fridays, and other days when notified.
j. S. CRAFT