West Virginia daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1894-1902, 1902-05-08

soldier. He hasn't opened bis
mouth since he was told to shut
up"
Captain Clark has given the
American public additional provo
cation for their high regard by de
Gliding to remain away from the
coronation.
Mr.. and Mrs Joseph Flowers, of
Elk Fork, passed through the city
last evening on their way to Waiver
ly where they will visit friends for
a few days.
If General Miles cared to heap
Goals on the head of the admins
tration. he could request his sena-
torial friends TO be kind to the Gu
ban legislation.
FoR SALE-Five city dwellings.
nicely situated. on advantageous
terms. Inquire OF Cutler & Kirt-
land, Real Estate Agents. No. geo
Diamond Square. III
1t Is charged that Connecticut
man has been drunk twice day
for the past year. The public will
be at a loss to understand the In
termissions of soberness.
The ,dandeliou green Is bobbing
up quite lively; and Unless there Is
a decided change Ia the weather 1t
ought to assist materially In the
work of smashing the Beef trust.
Sylvester c. Carney, the veteran
engineer OF the Boston and NJ tine
railroad, observed the fifty.secund
anniversary of his employment on
the road by running his regular
trains.
The Kaiser hes decreed that
thereafter no statue of his grand
/ father shall be erected In Germany
1n1ess 1t bears an inscription allud
Ing to the original as WILLIAM the
Great"
A relief party Is TO be sent after
the Baldwin -Zeigler Arctic expedi
ton. Sometime or other one of
these relief parties may discover
the North pole, and put an end to
the business.
| The Chicago News asserts that
liurybribing fourishes In that city
under the fostering care of lawyers
who do dirty work for corp orations.
"For what are we lawyers, may be
the revised version.
Will sub-let my residence at 3I7
Wells street, for the month of June,
July and August. ALI modern con-
veniences. Piano, library and
household equipments included.
| S 3tf M. E. HESS.
The more talk there is OF peace In
the Transvaal the more certain
there Is to be another casualty list
published the following day. Per-
haps If England puts up a little
more war talk there would be less
| fighting.
If trout fishing could be absolute.
ly prohibited for three years the
streams would once more abound
with that gamey fish and there
would be a return of the sport of
years ago, which Is now bat a rec
objection.
Amateur garden will call spade
a spade-or something worse
when 1t has blisterec> their hands,
and the woman of the house be
compelled to do the most of the
agricultural work of the family
thereafter.
Child -UDc1e Jonas, do you
b'lieve In signs2 Uncle Jonas :
Sometimes, nv boy; why do you
askl Child-'Cause mamma said
big ears was a sign of generosity,
but you didn't gimme nothing on
my birthday.
Every time a farmer kills a hawk
be throws away $50 bill into the
FIRE, for 1t destroys thousand rats,
mice and gophers every year. Prof
Hodge of Clark University, esti
mates that toads are worth Sc
each as destroyers of cut worms.
Several marriages will occur be-
tween handsome and accom-
| phshed" young women and pop
ular" business men In the near ia
ture. Their weddings will be
quiet" ard the "color scheme" In
the decorations viii harmonic, with
the brides outfit. The groom will
wear regulation black" and feel
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