Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-09-27
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$50 Gayboy has recoveredg Yes.
rhe lucky fellow was too poor to be
operated on."-Ex.
Voice from upstairs, to sutton in par
or)-George, when you leave viii you
please throw in the morning paper?-
Judge.
Incompetent: ''She doesn't know how
o manage, does she?" mo. For years
she has lived beyond her almony."-
Judge.
Heller rich uncle gave them a
magnificent wedding present" She
What was IT." He-"A ton of coal"
Detroit Free Press.
Three knots an hour isn't such bad
lime for a clergyman" smilingly said
he minister to himself just after he
lad united the third couple,-Tit-Bits,
Nell-"I stopped In at a bargain sale
:o-day." Belle-"Dld you see anything
hat looked real cheap?' Nell-"4es;
several men waiting for their wives
Philadelphia Ledger,
Really. Louise, this bill is outrage
mlllionalres' wsyesr' MY dear Ned,
control yourself I'm only trying to APP
pear as well dressed as the shop girls"
Life.
Wide: Papa, what is the difference
between the Smart Set and the -Four
Hundred?" why. my son, the -Four
Hundred is limited to two thousand SIX
hundred. but every ody is in the Smart
Set. Elk.
One way for the young man to get
,ich is to save money. Another way
s TO marry n girl whose father has
saved money.--Somerville journal.
His Wife-"But can they prove that
you have been dlshonest?' mo, they
amt; but shall have to pay a lawyer
Ill have stolen to convince them that
hey can't."-Life.
Yes. I'm encouraging my daughter
o keep company with that Arctic ok
olorer" whats the reason?" Hen
be able to stand 1t in the parIor with
>ut any fire this winter Cleveland
Plain Dealer.
The Old Man-"Young man, when
7ou take my daughter, trust you with
he dearest treasure of my life. No, l.
couldn't lend you my auto for little
spin. value 1t too highly to risk II In
strange hands. -Harper's Bazaar.
Are you going TO marry him." asked
he girl in white. Il don't know" an
swered the girl In pink 1T would be
lreadful IL | married him and then
found out that that detestable Minnie
Wilkins never really wanted him, -
| Chicago Post. !
! Miss Anne Teek (blushing)
Strong offered 10 put his arm under
me and teach me to float in the SURF
today but of course | wouldn't hear
IT it." Miss Somergal Nonsense! One
Is never too old TO learn. "--Phiiadel
phia Catholic STANDARD.
In Disguise: Mrs. Stubbs This Is
strange. John. | thought the people on
this block were immensely wealthy,
and now find them sitting around In
patched clothing. Mr.. Stubb-That's
nothing, Maria; they are expecting the
tax assessor.-Chicago Daily News.
Thoroughbred Sport: BlizzerI just
heard that BIlgewater jumped ont of
his yacht yesterday and was drowned.
Buzzer- Shocking! Did he do it with
suicidal intent? Blizzer--Oh, no; he
was racing and did it to tighten his
boat, and thereby win the race.--Chi-
cago State Journal.
1t was a Maysvllle negro preacher
who. needing the money said "Brcth-
rem, we VIII now staht de box. an To-
de glory OBJ heaven, which ebber oh
you stole Mr.. Jones turkey will please
not put anything In hit" And every
man in the congregation contributed
Kansas City Star.
Harry tell the truth, don't be
lieve Alice ever cared for me-" Iiar-
tt-"Nonsense! What put that Idea
INTO your head?" Harry know what
I'm talking about. How otherwise do
YOU account for II that she remembers
everywhere we went on our honey
moonT"-Boston Transcript
You must abandon all business cares
for the future" says the physician.
'But fear that l have not yet accumu-
lated sufficient money" protests the
multi-mIllionaire. why, my dear sir,
you have got enough money TO pay
physicians fees for the rest of your
,ife.' Baltimore American.
THAT Mrs. Wadhams to whom you
Introduced me the other evening re-
minds me very much Of a portrait by
Rembrandt" us that so? Which
)ncT' "Oh, any old one. They all look,
when you get close to them, as If the
paint had been thrown on by the hand
full Chicago Times Herald
Sandy Pixies Lady. cud yer please
give me four cents. wants to write
letter to me poor old mudder." Lady
What DO you want with four cents?
Two cents viii send Il letter anywhere
IN the country" Sandy Pikes-"Yes.
ady. but / wants to send me muddcr