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Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-08-02
Gone Shopping
With His Wife

There Is at least one lawyer In De
tom to put on his office door notices
Gone to lunch; back in half an
hour"
Gone to court; back In three
hours"
Gone out TO see a man; back in ten
minutes"
And so on, aud callers are generally
successful in waiting for him.
One day last week caller found
this:
Gone shopping with my wife; back
the Lord knows when
The caller didn't wait, neither did
four others who called.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-08-02
REFLECTIONS OF A BACHELOR

Fat women are like jelly, except
that they aren't good to eat.
Until women learn the value OF ST.
lence they will never master the art OF
thinking.
When a man goes home regularly
every night It is a sign that he didn't
and is sorry.
1t takes woman to wake man uI
In the middle OF the night to tell him
to remind her in the morning of some
thing she wants to tell him when he IL
awake.
No woman considers that she is do
ing her duty as a careful housekeepeI
unless she hears burglars in the cellar
or smells smoke in the attic every
once in so often.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-08-02
SAYINGS OF
YOUNGSTERS

A little girl was visiting her grand.
COWS which had learned to Jump
fences had a little calf. One day the
little calf was seen attempting to
jump over a fence. The child seeing
It, exclaimed "Oh, grandma, see that
little calf jumping the fence. II must
have inhaled It from its mother!"
:: Z: ::
Mamma was talking to my brothers
one day about smoking and said II
wasn't good for a man to smoke. Tho
older brother said, ayes. but uncls
VIII smokes and he's good"
WELL" said my little brother, 'he
Just smokes to keep his nose warm"
One day a little 5.year-old boy said
to his mother:
Mamma, didn't you say you took
Lester to the dentists to get his tooth
filled because Il ached? Well. my
stomach aches. Won't you take me to
the candy store and get II filled?"
4: u ::
One day friend OF ours had com.
pany to dinner, and had borrowed her
neighbours soup plates for the occa.
sion. When the soup was served her
little daughter looked admiringly at
the plates and said:
"My, mamma, aren't Mrs. BIS soup
plates pretty"
In the days when the word cyclone
was newer than II is now, a little col.
ored boy who had the negro fondness
for big words lived near my grandpa's
home. One day, on seeing a large
cloud in the sky, he remarked:
my! What big cloud! There mus
be an encyclopedia COMMIT"
:: 20 !:
Little Harvey, aged three. is at times
destructive. His mother. on his re.
1 turn from the ash.barrel, whittier he
had been sent with the pieces OF a
treasured dish, said. reproachfully, to
/ him;
"Oh, Harvey, you break mamml's
heart, being so careless"
He looked up, wonderngly, and said:
Div me pieces, an put EN- in ash
barrett"
:: - I.
Willie pushed George into a pile Of
coal and George began to cry.
Il don't see what you are crying
about" said Willie. that's soft coal"
!; - Z;
A little friend of mine named RAJ.
mond wanted something TO eat but was
told by his mother that he must wait,
as II was nearly dinner time. At
which he remarked Mamma. you tell
about the Cubans being half.starved,
aud am worse than that for I'm whole
starved"
| !. !, ).
Little Mary Brandt, aged 3, was out
riding with her auntie. when they
passed the farm Of Mr.. Bean, where
tley saw some cows grazing.
"Auntie," said she. whose cows are
those?"
Il think they're Beans" replied her
auntie.
why, no." said Mary. In a tone OF
indignation. they're not beans, they're
cows. The Little Chronicle.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-08-02
HOUSEKEEPING.

Yes, clean yer house, an clean yer
shed,
An clean yer barn in ev'ry part;
But brush the cobwebs from yer head,
An sweep the snowbanks from yer
heart.
Yes, wen spring cleanin' comes aroun'
Bring forth the buster an the broom,
But rake yer fogy notions down,
An sweep yer dusty soul of gloom.
Sam Walter Foss.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-08-02
Both WAYS.

A large safe was being hoisted
through an office window and, as a
precautionary measure sign had
been placed on the sidewalk, reading:
Danger Below" A wag, passing
wrote beneath, Safe Above!"-,Smart
Ser
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-08-02

Bulletin.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-08-02

One day a friend of ours had com.
pany to dinner, and had borrowed her
neighbours soup plates for the occa.
sion. When the soup was served. her
little daughter looked admiringly at
the plates and said:
"My, mamma, aren't Mrs. BIS soup
plates pretty"
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-04-11
BUSINESS IocALe.

Economic by trading at The Econo-
mist.
Deming has increased 80 per cent. in
population in four years.
Copper. tin and galvanized iron
work.-Whitney company.
Deming water and pure ozone make
strong and healthy people.
1t will pay you to see Hall & Learn
ard before purchasing a piano.
Investments in Deming lots will
double and treble in one year.
No tuberculosis preservaline or col.
oring in Matthews Jersey milk.
Kleinwort's is the place to get your
nice fresh steak. Ali kinds of nice
meat.
Deming has al abundance of water
for irrigating vineyards, orchards, or
gardens.
Buy lots and build in Deming. Your
rental returns will be 20 per cent. on
the investment.
Orders taken for every known make
Of stoves and ranges. Albuquerque
Hardware company.
Deming is a great health resort
has no superior In climate for the cure
of pulmonary troubles.
Look into Kleinwort's market on
North Third street. He has the incest
fresh meats in the city.
We are sole agents for Wheeler &
Wilson sewing machines.-Albert Fa-
Der, 305 Railroad avenue.
Why buy high priced lots when you
can get them cheap in Deming now,
with certain advance assured?
Deming needs one hundred new
houses to supply the demand. and
needs them now. This demand con-
tinues to grow.
Mrs. Isola Bambini, at her parlors
at the corne of Railroad avenue and
North Fourth street, is prepared to
give thorough scalp treatment, do hair
dressing, treat corns, bunions and in
growing nails. She gives massage
treatment and manicuring. Mrs. Bam-
bini's W preparations of complexion
cream builds up the skin and improves
the complexion, and are guaranteed
not to be injurious. She also prepare
a hair tonic that cures and prevents
dandruff and hair falling out; restores
life to dead hair; removes moles,
warts and s%uperfuous hair. Give her
a trial.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-04-11
The PENITENTIARY.

The New Mexico ~penitentiary is a
well managed penal institution. On
this subject the San Juan Index says:
Under the administration of Super
intendent II. o. Bursum it has been
made self-supporting and many i'm
provements, including a complete
brickmaking plant which has been paid
for, have been placed to the benefit of
the institution. Mr.. Bursum is ably
assisted in the conduct of the peni'
Tertiary by w. e. Martin, and a visit
of inspection will satisfy anyone that
the management of affairs is in com
petent hands. The buildings, grounds
and quarters are all as neat as can be
and the comfort of the prisoners ap-
pears to be looked after as well as can
be done consistent with the discipline
and precautions essential to such a
place"
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-04-11
Business Opening, $1,000.

Here is q chance for some n to
purchase a well established and very
profitable business in a first class min
ing town in Arizona at a bargain. 1t is
about a $4,000 proposition, including
fine up to date stock, three lots, large
storeroom with cellar, stable, five-roon
dwening house, finely furnished, etc.
monthly sales, s2,750. mostly cash
terms easy; death of wife and child o.
proprietor reason for selling. At
glance it will be see that this is a rare
chance to make an exceptionally good
investment. or full particulars and
terms, address or see H. S. Knight al
once, Albuquerque. New Mexico.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-04-11
OUGHT TO SAY so,

The rumors about the probable post
ponement of the st. Louis exposition
are so persistent that it is difficult to
believe that there is nothing in them.
The directors Of the exposition W it
to the public in general to leave no
possible doubt on this point. They
ought to know by this time whether
they are going to be ready or not. If
they are, it is to their interest to say
so, real loud; if they are not. it is due
to the rest of the world that it should
be announced Immediately.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-04-11
JEMEz HOT SPRINGS STAGE LINE,

Stage leaves TrimbIe's stable OF Sec
and Saturday at 6 a. m; quick time. A
relay of stock is kept at Zia. Arrives
at the Springs in time for supper.
Don't be deceived by people who tell
you they will take you just as quick
as the stage, for they won't. Nobody
else has any change of stock on the
route. Tickets for sale at Trimble's.
j. b. BLOCK, Proprietor.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-04-11
DOES THINGS.

The Las Vegas Optic says: "Albu.
querque never does things by halves.
She goes the whole hog. That's why
she grows. At the last meeting of her
city council a tax was voted for a new
city hall. The city council made an
actua! tax levy of 5 mills for the main.
terance and conduct of a free public
library. Size went further than Las
Vegas has so far done. She made the
levy. Public sentiment in Albuquer-
que is ready for everything which
helps the city"
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-04-11

General business continues in good
condition. High wages are promoting
active consumption in ali lines of man.
ufactured goods; and. as distributors
throughout the country appear to be
carrying small stocks, the prospect is
for a good spring trade. says Henry
Clews, but at the same time the rapid
ly increased cost Of living is beginning
to check consumption and may soon
express itself in more cautious buying
in the wholesale markets.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-04-11

Albuquerque has the best public H.
brary in the Rocky mountain region.
The building cost S25 1000, and the fur
niture and fixtures about Sc, 1000. 1t =
maintained by a small tax on all prop
erty in the city.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-04-11

The irrigation committee of the
house of representatives has compiled
q table showing the area of land under
irrigation In the western states and
territories. Out of sixteen states and
territories enumerated. New Mexico
stands ninth in hat respect with 204,-
59S acres. or only one-third of l per
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-04-11

A steamer has just arrived in New
York from Bremen with 1886 passen-
gers in the steerage. the largest num-
Der on record. immigration this year
promises to reach 500, 700. a heavy in
crease over the average of the last ten
years.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-04-11

The Las Vegas Optic copies an ar
ticle from the St. Louis Globe-Dem-
ocrat about a big base ball game in
that city last fall. VIII the Optic
please give the date and place where
the game occurred?
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-04-11

The Grand Army encampment hon
ored this city by electing j. ". Ed
wards commander of the department
for the ensuing year. Edwards knows
how to do things and he has put new
life into the local Grand Army post.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-04-11

The Santa Fe New Mexican says:
THE republican board of county COM
missioners of Bernalillo county is do
ing well. The expenses of the county
are paid in cash every three months
in full; the collection of taxes is made
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-04-11

The directors of the territorial fair
made a happy selection for president
of the association. j.. II. O'Rielly is
the best mar in the territory for the
position. He is a dynamo of energy,
and he and Secretary McCanna will
get up a fair that will o be excelled
anywhere in the west.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-04-11

General Wade Hampton, of South
Carolina, died this morning. He was
"a years old. He was a confederate
general during the civil war, and one
of the leading men in the great rebel
lion.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-04-11
IPlumpInQ.

We have added a plumbing depart
ment and tin shop to our business.
When you have anything in this line
to be done see us about iC before plac-
ing your order. Albuquerque Hard
ware company.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-04-11

This city has resolved to hold a first
class fair next fall. II will be the
twenty-second annual territorial exhi-
bition held mere, and it will be a
whopper.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-04-11

The Elks of Pueblo, Colo, will follow
the example of the Albuquerque Elks.
and erect a fine building in that city
to be used by that society as lodge
rooms.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-04-11

Congressman Sulzer. who had a
front seat in the Bryan band wagon in
1896 and 1900, declares that the demo
cratic party must have e music, new
men and new issues in 1904.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-04-11

II the Beers had been able to con-
fine in a prison camp all the British
soldiers they have captured during the
last year, the spectacle would be an
unpleasant one for the British pride.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-04-11

During the yea 1901 nearly half a
million cases Of champagne were i'm
ported into the United States. It will
be remembered as an extra dry year.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-04-11
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Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-04-11

This is the time of the year when we
hover between the clutches of the coal
man and the grasp of the ice man and
enjoy a little brief immunity from
both.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-04-11
VELVET RIBBONS.
VELVET RIBBONS.
VELVET RIBBONS.
ROSENWALD BROS.
Mrs. AIbriqht, the Artist.

Is again in her studio, 113 North Third
street. Parties who wish fine work In
artistic photography, should call and
leave their orders for the new carbon
photo, the latest in Photographic are.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-04-11

This is Arbor Day in New Mexico
and thousands Of trees are being plant
ed in various portions Of the territory
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-04-11

Little colds" Thousands of lives
sacrificed every year.. DR.. Nopway's
Pine Syrup cures little colds, cures big
colds too, down to the very verge of
consumption.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-04-11

The people of the United States de
sire the annexation of Cuba.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-04-11

Deming ships Over lOO. 900 head Of
cattle annually; is the center of the
greatest breeding region in the south
west and cattle men all know this.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-04-11

General Funston will be invited to
visit Albuquerque during the terri
torial fair next fall.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-04-11

Silver City proposes to be independ-
ent Of the smelter trust.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-04-11

The Percales we sell at s cents per
yard are very scarce. Leon B. Stern.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-04-11

In Mexican drawn work we are
showing a big assortment. Albert
Faber, 305 Railroad avenue,
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-04-11

carefully and energetically and the
taxes collected are honestly accounted
for. Credit where credit is DUE"
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-04-11

WHITE SHIRT WAISTS. IDEAL IN
THEIR DAINTINESS AND NOVEL
TY.
ROSENWALD BROS.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-04-11

Deming, the seat of the new county
OF Luna.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-04-11
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Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-04-11

Deming offers the same opportuni
ties now that the most prosperous
cities in the west offered several yean
ago. LIt 4,
Bisbee daily review., 1902-08-24
Write Dr. JOSlen
Specific Blood Poison.

permanently cure this most hideous of all blood diseases. I employ harmless. blood cleansing remedies that positively drive the very last taint of virus from the system, and every symptom vanishes to ap- pear no more.
Bisbee daily review., 1902-08-24
Contracted Disorders,

Many men make the mistake of attempting to cure themselves by the use of patent nos trums. All contracted diseases are danger ous unless treated promptly and scientif caily. A partial cure may result in loss of sexual power through injury to the pros- trate gland. My treatment is prompt and absolutely infallible.
Bisbee daily review., 1902-08-24
"WeakneSS"

If other physicians have treated you for so-called weakness" you were helped only temporarily if at all. and the reason is very apparent when the cause of loss of power m man is understood. Weakness" isn't a weakness at all, but is merely a symptom of chronic inflammation in the prostrate gland. My system of local treatment re- moves this inflammation. and is the only treatment that ever has or ever can perma- nently restore strength and vigor.
New-York tribune., 1902-12-05
REAL ESTATE.
INDICATE NEW HOME FOR FAR
son, LEACH & co.

While no dazzling realty transactions were re-
ported yesterday interesting sales made
public and important details of deal which was
announced some days ago were learned. Papers
filed at the Registers office showed that 4. B.
Leach has taken title to No. so and part of No 5S
Cedar-st- from Charles a Gould for the stated
consideration Of 81. This is the property which
John y. Golding sold for Mr.. Gould few days
ago At that time it said a building for
banking house would be erected the premises
1t is understood that the person who has acquired
title is Arthur B. LEACH. of the banking house, of
Farson. Leach & Co. at Nos. IS and 81 Nassau
St. and that the building to be erected the site
VIII be for the occupancy of that house
The tendency in the building line among banking
houses is apparently toward the ownership of a
small building for the sole purposes of their own
business. In the last year highly attractive
deals Of this type have been reported, and in only
one instance-the Blair & Co. deal in Broad-st--
has there been any operation not part Of the new
movement IN Pine-st-, just east Of Nassau-st.
Speyer & Co and kean; Van Cortlandt s Co are
building houses OF moderate size for their own
occupancy. Now come F'arson. each & Co. and 1t It
is almost certainty that this banking house viii
not build skyscraper Each step in this direction
the building of small houses adjoining or sur
rounding skyscra perS-means more sunshine and
better air which are sadly needed in the financial
district.
New-York tribune., 1902-12-05
AUCTION SALES YESTERDAY.

By James I. Wells: 121-125 39th-st E s6.3 # e
of Broadway I5x9s9: Parker Hotel foreclosure
sale; z kilner ct al " Parker ct al al
dozo < Nathan, " Percy. ref: due on 1ucgt,
s2fe a25 o. s326 So s5i5S6 3t to Inc
plaintiff for $3.50. 600.
BY D P Ingraham & Co: Lincon-ave. cor
134th-st, 90xSo story ( bldg partition sale, MARY
W Mckim, ref 1886 SO; TO Leo Hutter ZOE
1880: Bronxdale of Morris Park ave lots
Nos 96 42xs5. foreclosure
sale: + Anna Purdy Mary Seiferd ct all coleman *
Donofue. attys; A Walsh, ref action No l: que on
udgt ST. Oh $3.50 80; etc s95 "a TO he
plaintiff $1,000; Bronxdale-Gve. of kinseila
lots Nos 46 end AZ, 50.53x9S 23x5Ox!t9" Facat'
foreclosure sale; parties action No = due on Juu
81 400 80; $3.50 90; S13 &c; TO the
tiff for $1,000; Brnnxdale-a ave, 8, Of Morris fSrh
lot No 9s 25x1o7 40x25x106: vacant foreclosure
s2U2 21. taxes. $53 the plaintiff for s'
foreclosure SALE L Holmes S NJ Anderson et
al: II u Johnston, atty A II Sarasohn, ret; due on
fudgt- S20a 80 $97 IL: S5l Ss prior
mtse. Ssao: Singh S2.071
BY George r Read: 26 L 18th 1878 1t W OF
Madison-ave 5Sx1001 three and basement ST
dwg h; withdrawn: also 146 z 61st-st % OF Lex
ingtonave. 2sxloO5x2$x1oo5 four story and basement
ST dwg h: public auction withdrawn .o =. -.
BY Vincent a Ryan; 323 E 3sth-st. s. S2e6 II & e OF
sale: Mary Barry al T Barry ct al J gleason
Barry Sl3 056.
BY De Watearss: Giles Place. S, of sedgFick-
ave 125x10o. foreclosure sale; Rice trus
agt Giles ct al; " P Chambers. atty; II erase
ref; udgt 240: s252 01; taxes. etc 81
800 10; adjourned December e6