Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1902-07-25
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The Famous John t." is again in
the lime light.
All wool bathing suits have reached
an interesting condition.
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No wonder Mr.. Kepler wants to have
talk with the Famous John T.!'
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'Rah for Judge Kennedy, of Mahon-
! ing! Canton will pease retire to the |
farthermost corner and get under a
bench.
Once upon time the red light |
flashed up in Yale Wonder clock
and three young men and two boys
dropped dead Of heart disease.
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A thought for the day--There are
three things You can depend upon
1 City Council to do-issue bonds, grant
franchises and raise salaries.--Judge
4 Kohler.
1.-THE elbow sleeves affected by some
girls remind me of nothing so much
as the Madonna of the Tubs" remark
ed the Grabbed Old Bachelor, apropos
of nothing.
Mr.. Sawyer was the only member Of
the City Council who heard Judge
Kohler deliver his opinion on that
demurrer Thursday. And the opinion
was one of exceptional interest, too.
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Rain may be bad for the crops, but
to sit in hammock on well pro-
tected porch and listen to the pntter
of the rain-drops and the dripping on
the vines is rare enjoyment.
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Spring blossoms have long since de-
parted and summer flowers are pass
ing; but birds still sing and the gold
en-rod grows yellow and, to some, the
most beautiful season of the year
draws nearer. Cheer up.
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Here's a fragment of a coronation
ode that was probably not written by
Alfred Austin: a
Mr.. Albert Edward Victim
See the daisy crown he's gettin.
Look at Alfred Edward Guelph
Puts the others on the shelf.
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Il Neither is the Cleveland Leader be-
II yond making ridiculous mistakes The
following were the headlines over a
. death announcement in Thursdays
issue of that esteemed Republican Or
" gan:
1t OLDEST LIVING POTTER IN
Is THE UNITED STATES DEAD"
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10 Ex-Clerk VIII Witner of Barberton,
thinks Squire John Mcnamara s
chances of election are good. Squire
Mcnamara would make a first-class
Commissioner and il it wasn't against
't my principles. would be willing to
e bet money on Uncle John" said he.
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A Missouri editor Is responsible for
y the assertion that at a recent church
'e entertainment in his town the master
IF of ceremonies made the announce
ment that Miss Bates will sing oh
That | Had an. Angels Wings That
N Might Rise and Fly accompanied by
~ the minister"
W Some Barberton people are wonder
u ing what's the use of having five biz
n policemen and half of them disciples
yt Of Sherlock Holmes, If thieves are Il
80 he allowed to enter houses and carr,
off plunder before the shades of eve
We ming have yet fully descended ant
escape apprehension A fund to pur
" chase spectacles for the officers ma.
he be established at the next Council
I'd meeting.
=, There's no rest for the wicked. Re
w. porters must he awfully bad.
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s. Despite repeated assertions to tn
in contrary those complicated summe
,a hats that some Of the girls are wear
- ing do not frighten horses. 1t is bas
:" slander
n A. few informnltrbutes were paid
NJ the memory Of the departed white ca
NJ the Union depot Tuesday nool
'" while the north bound c.. Il. h v. trai
was waiting for orders. After tn
tears had been brushed away and tn
Ia sobs had died out, Conductor Bette
In tolt of prank of one of the depc
m eats at Cleveland Said he.
an "rhe station master Mt Cleveland hG
group of cats that are great fayo
VT ties with the employees, The FELINE
m are remarkably Intelligent and wi
,rt come running when the station ma
,at tor whistles, will jump through h
~ arms and perform other antics. b,
one day early this summer one of thel
pe disappeared. Its disappearance d
ik- veloped one of the oldest things a
IL animal has been known to do. II
ia cat It appears, had got ON the trucl
OF Pullman sleeper, came on throue
~ to Akron and remained nestled up {
out the trucks until the Pullman reach,
Chicago Junction. Here Miss Fel!l
was found by car Inspector wi
mistook her for pile OF sand. III
cnt was sent back 10 Cleveland on II
next train
THE WEATHER PROPHET.
Sing no, the Weather Prophet. I