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Connecticut western news., 1902-05-01

Ernest F. Johnstone. painless tooth butler. who was arrested here on April 22 on six charges for violating the state dental laws, and was given . hearing before Justice Garfield and was bound over to the June term of the Superior court under $200 bonds, was released last Thursday afternoon, the bonds be- ing furnished by Mrs Newman of Brooklyn, N. r., who came here that day for that purpose. Johnstone Jeff town the same afternoon According to Johnstone's own story Mrs Newman is benevolent lady who has befriend. cd him and his family whenever they needed aid.
 Miss Almira J. Stevens, s1, died 5.30 . m. Friday of pneumonia aftel being sick since Sunday at her room in the Warner House annex. She was the eldest of the ten children of Jonathan Clark Stevens and Roxanna Dunham. and was born at Clayton, Mass. In early life she was . school teacher and later and for 30 years matron of the Long Island College hospital Tn Brook. lyD, N. Y. She came to Canaan about eight years ago and has resided here and ct Norfolk since then. She is sur. vived by three brothers and one sister viz: Henry c. Stevens of East Canaan Edward c. Stevens of Norfolk. D. " Stevens of York, N. D., and Miss Rox anna D. Stevens of Canaan. Int funeral was attended at Christ church on Sunday afternoon. Rev. M. H. Mil oficisting, assisted by Rev. J. H George. Burial in East Canaan ceme ,, tsry.
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1902-04-16
THE TRUTH COMING OUT.
Mexican Herald.

Mexican Herald
A Wall street writer reveals th,
fact that there is one cause OF an.
xieiy in that quarter. AS might
have been expected, II is the con
dition of some of the huge indus
trial combinations or trusts. They
are regarded as likely to have TO go
through a loug and tedious process
of reorganization aud reconstruct
ton wherein many people lshare-
holders. of cnurse) will be "squeez-
ed" There will be liquidation aud
much writing of the books" be-
fore sOlldity is attained. Many
trusts are made mp Of concerns,
none too profitable before cousoli-
dalton, which were taken into the
new combines on an inflated ESTE
mate of values. The insiders made
deal OF money out of these opera
tons aud the simple public is load
ed up with chrOmOes Some of the
trusts "seem to have been reckl less,
some iucapably managed. some
dishonesty organized and there is
some apprehension that our banks
may not have been as cOnserva-
tive as they should have been in
making loans upon these securi-
ties. Ths bauks, however, are
beginning 20 take in sail, hop
ing, that in view OF the general
heaIthful aud prosperous condition.
these weak spots can be repaired
without causing general demOrali-
zation."
This is most significant. There
is black tronble ahead. conserve
tive men k',pw it. nnd even big
specalsiOrs begin Ia drop warning
hints
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1902-04-16

a LEADING editorial from the
Detroit, Michigan, Tribune point
ing out Senator Charles A. Culber-
son Of Texas as a possible caudi-
date for the presidency on the
democratic ticket of 1904, is copied
elsewhere in today's HERALD. That
Senator Culbersou has earned ma
tional prominence is no new thug,
as his craftsmanship has been fire.
quently mentioned 10 leading
northern papers, but this is prob
ably the first prominent journal Of
the North that has mentioned him
for president. Mr.. Culbersou has
easily taken rank as the leader OF
ms party in the senate, and he
stale Of Texas has long felt proud
OF has great ability aud growing
prestige. Not ouly is be a man Of
unusual talent as statesman, but
he is also an eloquent. fOrceful aud
logical speaker. He is conservative
and firm in his views, aud possesses
that savoir faire which is so neces-
sary 10 insure respectful attention
FROM ones political opponents. OF
hue old southern family, the son
Of oDe Of Texas most hopored
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1902-04-16
A BRITIsa subjec, from Montreal

a BRITISH subject from Montreal
has been examining the public
schools of the leading United States
cities, IA order To Sptilr a cOntro
verSy raised in Canada ~ tu tht
relative knowledge the school chill
dren Of the two countries have ct
each other. The gentleman says
thu best American schools he has
found So far are at Hackpnsack,
y J. aud be intimsteS that the
worst of all he has examined yet
were those Of New York City.
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1902-04-16
I'or over sixty Years

Mrs. WINsLow's Soothing Syrup has
been used for over sixty years by mil
lions of mothers for their children while
teething. with perfect success.
soothes the child, softens the gums, al
lays all pain; cures wind collie and is
the best remedy for DiarrhOea Ii Will
relieve the poor little sufferer immc-
diately. Sold by Druggists in every
part of the world. Twenty five cents a
bottle. Be sure ana ask for "Mls.
Winslow's Soothing Syrru," and take
no other kind
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1902-04-16

WHEN people are suffering from
hunger, charity does not stop to
inquire whether their condition II
due Ia their own fault, but feeds
them regardless of the cause.
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1902-04-16

JUDGE GRUBBs is no doubt very
good aud able man, hut he j. sim-
ply out of it in the gubernatorial
race tins year. Col. Lauham l.
preemineully the favorlte, and the
favorlte always wins la this race.
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1902-04-16
- FoR FREsH BEEF

AZ FOR FRESH BEEF
+1rtOfice Chief Commissary.
stf Texas, April s, 1902. Seal
y, ,Swill De received here until
E<day 5, 1902. and opened, FOR
zBng and delivering Fresh Beef
alton. called for by Commis-aries
IWprts Bliss, Brown. Clark. McInto-h.
Inggold, sam Houston. and Camp at
Eagle Pass, Tex, during SIX months
commencing July 1. 1902 Proposals ~
ceived and opened same hour by Com-
missaries Of those posts, each receiving
proposals for his own post only. Pro-
OOsals will also be received staiingp prices
az which bidder viii deliver fresh beef
and mutton of temperature not greater
than 80 degrees Fahrenheit Informa-
ton furnished on application. Envelopes
containing proposals should bee endorsed
Proposals for Fresh Beef and Mutton.
and addressed 10 undersigned, or to
CommiSSary nj post bid for. =. Il
Bootes, Capt, Chief COMFY.
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1902-04-16


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DerSo" j.
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Shou'n Ia'r
destiny Tor
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The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1902-04-16

s.
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I'm
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import
StS are
ven a eOn-
anu d large
my there is
'NhALD re'ieS "O'
f'S from 'S''o"s
travellers passing
secVlou' as puo'isheu
An'onlo Express ou'
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1902-11-21
I'll HOMBRE DE LOS pATIBULOS.
90

cachaza que Sc 1ba antes la taberna iOue came1o
dlo al senior Gobernador los marranillos que anda-
pan cerca de el! Iodos Sc prraban por meterle medo
verle compungidO. Ell Gobernandor estuvo mas de
media hora habandole del inferno de las penas de os
condenados t1zonazos por aqui, requemCnes Dor ALA
iComo 81 hablase la pared! Ell sc reia de vez en-
cuando pedla una copa de aguardiente todos los de
Ia carcel los traia azorados poniendoles notes. h
lamaba mamouciIIo otro que tena TN oio orcido mi
rHle"t0: al capean de la carcel AobozQsadas mi nor
TN Crlsto Sc quedaba nadie solo con e ESQ que e e
MAN con grlllos!... mi me guerra mucho como
amigo verdadero. Yo era entonces TN muchacho Ha
Dla 100 acompanando su mujer al Palaco v Ia vi
echarse los pies de la Reina Isl vera usted Que mo-
90 de llorar caballero! La rena estuvo muy Llama
muy buena; Ia evanto del sueo la diio que hara 10
que pndera que enteraria bien hablaria con s,s
"'e"tSfroS la dlJo tamben que fuera tranuuia 81
casa, que la pasaria avso Todo ell dia estuv;ros
esperandolo no pareeio. La Rena no tenia Ia cu1
pa ben 10 henos sabido era un npeuistro tunane 81
que estaba empehado apretar el cuelo aoue, va
hente For la mahanita temprano me mand6 Ia
mar desde la capilla pa despedirse de mi. Pero
icalla calla Ahora saen.. Mire usted como el CO.
che Sc ab'os'm9. ~. Vamos acercarnos un poco ba
yer salir al REQ. va empiezan esos maldos 4 ecbar
renbWones la gente Mire usted mfre usted. va asor
la comitiva.
En- etecte, los guardias de orden publico hacian as
fuerzos para despejar las avenidas de la carcel En
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1902-11-21
B!BLEcTEcA DEL BoLEr1N MERcANrIL.

d0o por e gusto Anda que 10 de la perra de su ma
dre! Aqul el peter tamblen predca pero es muv
hombre &c blen. y por ser muy hombre de ben le he
servldo en- todo 10 que hasta aora ha n1anQao era
verdad porque habia coHfesao comugao solo por ell
apreclo cue le tena Cuando esabamos hablando enr6
un hombre pequenc, hubao con las patas torcdas "
acercaddose la mesa lie pregunto: "Oye Francisco.
ime conoces' FL enonces levanto la vista contest0
baandola otra Isl. eres e buchi" Es verdad has
0cerfao iIenes anino?-iNo 10 estas viendo?-Ya veo
va que no Sc te enccge el ombgo Vengo q pedirte
perdon-Anda con Dios, que tn no tienes cupa de ma
d. Iu eres IN pobre que ganas pan con tn trabaio
-Hasta luego-Hasta luego.' Despues que salio Ell
verdugo me vneren d avsar pa que me fuese Enton-
ces el Sc evanto me abrazo pudo (porque leva-
oa esposas) dicendome: "Vamos muchacho no te fat-
CUES tanto. Este es NAL trago Vaya DOR los mu-
chos buenos que tengo entire pecho espada" Despues
me echaron de la capilla hasta de la carceli Pero
caballero aprete usted POGO mas el paso que nos
quedamos atris...
Ooedec q mi conpanero 81 10 tuviese DOR
obligation, nos coocamos vez en- las primeras fl
las FL carruaje de la ustica caminaba unos veinte
pasos de nosotros La muchedumbre hormipueaba en-
torno del pquete dc los guardia esforzandose para
yer al reo Agunos civiles de cabllera con e sable
deseAvalnado caracoeaban para dear bre el transto
oIopelando veces la genie, que dejaba escapar
sordas mpreeaciones contra la fuerza pblca Los ha
Dtantes de las pobres viviendas que guarnecen Dor
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-07-25
The Perfect Head.

A perfect head, viewed from the side,
falls within perfect square, averag-
ing nine inches for man and 8K
inches for a woman. The width Of the
face is equal to five eyes. The distance
between the eyes Is equal to one eye.
The size of the eye Is two-thirds that
of the mouth. The length Of the nose
is one-third the length Of the face. The
ear is, at all ages, as long as two eyes.
Although these are the ideal measure
ments and are approximately adhered
to, SO fond Of irregularity is nature
that rarely any face corresponds to
them. The two sides of any face are
nsEsg exactly alike. Strictly speaking,
theface extends only from the chin to
the root Of the nose. Above that point
ia the brain case. For well developed
brain the width Of the head just above
the ears, measured with callipers.
should be from So to 61a inches, and
the height from the opening of the ear
to the top of the crown should've ex-
actly the same. In women both height
and width are one inch less than in
men, women's heads approaching the
type belonging to children.-London
Magazine.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-07-25

A southern senator was at one time
counsel for small railroad. At a
point on the line where 1t crossed a
prominent highway they had an old
negro Waterman, whose duties consist
ed in warning travellers of the ap-
pr0ach of trains. One night a farm
er's wagon was struck, causing q bad
accident. The railroad company was
Of course sued for damages, and at the
trial the old darby was the chief wit
ness for his employers. He answered
the questions put to him in clear, d.
rect manner. Among them was the
query as to whether he surely swung
his lantern across the road when he
saw the train coming, to which he re-
piled:
"'Deed l did, sah"
The railroad company won the suit.
and the senator took occasion later to
compliment his witness OH his excel
lent testimony The old fellow was
profuse In thanks, but before they
parted bluntly said:
"Lordy, Marse John, sho' was
skeered when dat lawyer gin to ak me
bout de lantern. was afeared he
was goin' to ak II 1t was lit or not,
cause de oil in 1t done give out some
time before de axdent."
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-07-25


leave Barre as follows. g9ag east:
7.3O A. M.-Connects ct Wells River
with AccoIlodation train north and
south over Passutnpac Division B. l. NJ:
R. r. for St. Johnsbury. Newport, and
White River Jet. With Accommodation
Train north over White Mountain Division
caster, Fabyans, Bethlehem AID Profile
House. Through train service from
Wells River Via Plymouth or White
River Jet. to Bostoa q, !arrive Boston 4:45
P. NJ. With New York Express via Bel
lows Falls. Springfield. Hartford and
New Haven. arriving Grand Central De
pot, New York, 7:1o P. NJ; Through
&. C 81. and parlor cars Wells River to
12:45 P. M-Through Express with
vans. Stops at . principal stations BE-
at Fabyans 400 P. M. Connects at Fab
vans with train for Portland and Old
Orchard Beach. With train for Summit
P NJ Connects at Wells River with Mail
Train north over Passumpsic Division
also Western Express via Canadian Pac-
and the Pacific Coast. Through Sleep
ing Cars. Montreal to Chicago every day
except Saturdays. To Pacific Coast ev.
cry day except Sundays With Boston
Express. has parlor car, arriving in Bos-
ton at 800 NJ With train for Lancas-
ter, Whitefleld. Jefferson, Berlin. Grove
ton and Grand Trunk r r
3.15 P. M.-Connects at Wells River
with Express Train North over B. 4 M.
R. r. for st. Johnsbury and Lyndonville,
Barton and Newport. With Accommo-
dation Train south for all stations be-
tween Wells River and White River Jet.
With Express Train north over White
Mountain Division for Lisbon, Littleten,
Bethlehem, Profile House. Twin Noun
tain, Fabyans, the Mount Washington.
Whitefeld. Jefferson and Lancaster,
FROM BOSTON.
Leave Boston 1000 A. M.
Arrive Barre, 5.25 P. M.
4 Trains West.
Trains leave Wells River at 4,45. 10.3
A. NJ. 240 and IS P. NJ.
Arrive Barre. 1905. A. NJ. 1910 40,
5.25 P. M.
Suburban Train Service.
Leave Montpelier $50. 9.45. 11.55 A. M.
24o. 1856 5.1oP. NJ.
3Oe, 4.1O, 5.25 P. N. '
sl bssy e. 5 Rs51 r Il Sso 1920 A. M 1910.
$50 4.35 5.45 P. M.
w. A. STOWELL, General Manag, r.
F. W. STANYAN, urerintende1 t.
F. W. MORSE, Gen Pass. Age1 t.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-07-25
Central Vermont nv.
Time Table
Corrected tc June. %, 1902.
Trains leave Barre daily exceT t
Sunday, as follows

GOING SOUTH
s.s5A. M.-Mail for Boston via Lowell
or Fitchburg; New York via Springfield
Whine River Jct to New York -.
1901 P. .M.-Fast Express for Boston
and via New London. Buffet parlor car
to Boston and Springfield.
5 80 P. M.-Local Passenger for North
field, Randolph. and White River juno
tion. -
eudns Sunday %Ss iol 5 BaRssss "a Hs Rsrs iii
and New York via Springfield. Pull
man sleeping cars to Boston and to
Springfield mo connection for New
York Saturday night 2stss3 tLa
GOING NORTH
~ OF A., M.-.Daily connecting at Mont
pelier with night expire 9, leaving at
$50 A. NJ. for all points north and west.
1856 A. M.-Passenger for Burlington,
vt. Adams. Montreal and Richford. Con-
meets at Essex Junction with Express for
all points on Rutland Railroad.
3o5 T: M;-Mail for Burlington, Rut-
m Iand Cambridge dnd Junction. st. Albans.
at Mentpeier ' WITH wSit Hs Gonns sin
Train for Burlington and the Adiron-
dacks via Lake Champ!ain and ri ATS.
burRh Parlor car to Montreal
$40 P. M.-Express for Burlington.
st. Adams. Montreal and Chicago. Pull
man sleeping car. Montpelier Junction to
Chicago without change. kDue Chicago
8:45 P. N. next day.
Suburban oervlce..s.
Trains to Montpelier. Leave Barre 8,ab
A: NJ, 1901, sos. $40 P. NJ, 1901 A. M,
Trains to Barre. Leave MONTPELIER.
$40. % A NJ. 1855. $50 and 20 P N
WllllamstoWn TraIrs
leave Barre 20, 40 p Due Will
Jamestown, 80, $50 P M
Leave Williamstown 7 30 A M, 20P
M Due Barre, sos A M; 800 PM
E, H, FITZHUGH, s. w. CUMMING
vice Pres. & Gen Mgr Gen Pass Agt
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-07-25
IN BARRE
EVERY CLAIM IL BACKED By LOCAL
TESTIMONY.


II the reader wants stronger proof
than the following statement and ex-
perience Of Q citizen here at home
what can 1t be?
Mrs. @. H. White Of IS West St.,
says:-"Not continually but far 10 off,
en- TO be pleasant for number OF years
had severe attacks Of backache. 1t
was sometimes difficult TO sit down and
just as hard to rise, and despite the
fact that exhausted all my know
ledge of simple household remedies all
the results / ever obtained were mere.
ly temporary. was IN pretty bad
shape for sometime, suffering both day
and night, when was induced to go
to E. A. Drown & Co.'S drug store for
a box of Doan's Kidney Pills. I knew
after dose or two that they were
acting directly on the kidneys, and as
! continued the treatment relief be.
came more positive. When l finished
it that particular attack disappeared.
l found Doan's Kidney Pills so effect.
i've remedy for kidney complaint
that l am certain any person annoyed
with backache or any Of the incl
dentals which follow in the wake OF
either weakened or over excited kid
neys will find relief If not positive cure
If they take course of treatment"
For sale by all dealers. Price so
cents. Foster.Milburn Co., Buffalo,
N. Y, sole agents for the United
States. Remember the name Doan's
and take no substitute.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-07-25
A. Hi. Child Saw Him.

As HIS CnAlO saw HIM.
A prominent real estate man in Los
Angeles had an experience a few even
ings ago that kept him guessing for a
little bit as to whether he should feel
complimented or otherwise. He was at
home with one little daughter while
his wife and another Of the children
were downtown. Darkness was CON-
ing on, and the little girl was anxious
ly watching for her mothers return.
Her nervousness grew apace in spite Of
the fathers attempts at reinsurance.
At length the little one burst into
tears, saying:
II just can't help it! need mamma,
and must have herv'
do you do this way when your
mamma is here and Pm awayY asked
the father.
mo, Of course not" replied the little
one, "'cause then there's some grown
up person about the HOUSEHOLDS An
geles Herald.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-07-25
VACATION DAYS

Vacation time is here and the chill.
dren are fairly living out OF doors.
There could be no healthier place for
them. You need only t. guard against
the accidents incidental to most open
air sports. No remedy equals De Witt
Witch Hazel Salve for quickly stopping
pain or removing danger Of serious
conseq uences. For cuts, scalds and
wounds. II used DeWitt's Witch
Hazel Salve, for sores, cuts and
bruise, says L B. Johnson, Swift,
Eek. "It is the best remedy on the
market" Sure cure for piles and
skin diseases. Beware of counterfeits.
e. A. Drown & Co
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-07-25
No Need of Assistance.

The father of the family had stepped
into bookstore to buy a birthday
present for his fourteen-year-old son.
"What kind Of book would you like?'
asked the salesman to whom he had
confided his purpose.
"Something that would be useful for
the boy" was his reply.
"Well, here is a very good one on
Self Help"
self help" exclaimed the father.
"Ben don't need anything of that kind.
You'd ought to see him at the dinner
tablew
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-07-25
MOTHER ALWAYS KEEPS 1T
HANDY.

"My mother suffered a long time
from distressing pains and general i'll
health due primarily to indigestion, !"
says L. W. Spaulding, Verona, Mo.
1.-TWO years agI Ig,t her to try Kod-
oil. She grew better at once and now,
at the age Of seventy-six, eats any,
thing she wants, remarking that she
fears no bad effects as she has her
bottle Of Kodol handy" Don t
waste time doctoring SYMPTOMS 60
after the cause. II your stomach is
sound your health will be good
Kodol rests the stomach and strength.
ems the body by digesting your food.
1t is natures own tonic, E. A. Drown
& Co.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-07-25
CRUSHED FOOT MADE WHOLE.

Hancock, w., Sept. Is, 1899 While
working, drawing timber In 1898, !
had my foot 90 badly crushed unuet
the wheel Of loaded wagon that inc
flesh was almost reduced to 9 Jelly. ano
the doctor said my foot would nave
to be amputated; but would nov
permit 1t, and the doctor dressed tne
wound as best he could, after wnicn
/ used nothing but Henry and Jonn,
sons Arnica and OH Liniment until
the foot was entirely cured and Is now
perfectly sound. 1t goes without say,
Ing that / recommend Arnica ana vi
.iment to all my friends.
w. S. WHEELER, Blacksmith.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-07-25
POISONING THE SYSTEM

1t is through the bowels that the
body Is cleansed OF impurities. Con.
stipation keeps these poisons in the
system, causing headache, dullness
and melancholia at first, then un-
slightly eruptions and finally serious
illness unless remedy is applied. De-
Wits Little Early Risers prevent
this trouble by stimulating the liver
and promote easy, healthful acti Of
the bowels. These little pills do not
act violently but by strengthening the
bowels enable them to perform their
own work. Never grippe or distress
E. A. Drown & Co.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-07-25

One OF natures remedies; cannot
harm the weakest constitutions; never
fails to cure summer complaints Of
young or old. DR.. Fowler's Extract
of Wild Strawberry.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-07-25
A Suggestion and a Hint.

A Suggestion and q Hint.
Said the poor poet, I'm quite stuck for
rhyme,
For a line ending when you know
me-"
Said his easy going friend, who'd had
money to lend,
"Can't you think of the ten you owe
me?"
-Philadelphia Press
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-07-25

Itchness Of the skin, horrible pla.
que. Most every body afflicted in
one way or another. Only one safe
never failing cure. Doan's Ointment:
at any drug store, so cents.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-07-25
ACTS IMMEDIATELY

Colds are sometimes more troublesome
in summer than in winter, it'sso hard
to keep from adding to them while
cooling off nter exercise. One Minute
Cough Cure cures at once. Absolutely
safe. Acts Immediately. Sure cure
for coughs, colds, roup, throat and
lung troubles. e. A. Drown s. Co.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-07-25

Builds up the system; puts pure,
rich blood in the veins; makes men
and women strong and healthy. Bur.
dock Blood Bitters, At any drug
store.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-07-25
Took Him Literally.

Took Him Literally.
C1nder Charley-1 told dat lady l
was merely tryin' to keep soul an body
together.
Billy Trucks-What did she say?
Cinder Charley-She gave me a safe
ty pin.-Philadelphia Record.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-07-25

suffered for months with sore
throat. Eclectric Oil cured me in
twenty-four hours" M. S. Gist,
Hawesville, KY.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-07-25
Not So Fast.

Minister-Once l married four cou-
pies in fifteen minutes.
Captain-Let's see; that's sixteen
knots an hour We can beat that cas-
uy.-New York Herald.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-07-25

1t Seldom Fails.
Ping-I tried the faith cure for rheu-
Eatism this spring.
Pong-Did it cure you?
Ping-Yes, Of my faith.-Chicago
News.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-07-25
Various Applications.

II observe that you use the phrase
Critical operation very frequently
YES" answered the physician. ut
often applies. Sometimes it refers to
crisis in the patients condition and
sometimes to the remarks Of our pro
fessional associates" - Washington
Star.