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The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1902-04-03
The Hoy Rnd III. Rule.

Once upon n time the oldest boy In
the school continued to misbchavc
himself, notw!ihstnnd, ig frequent
threats oi punishment. Then the
teacher, who was much smaller than
his diaobcdirni pupil, determined
that his repeated threat should bc
put into execution.
Bring me that twG-foni rule from
my desk" hr said Ia the hoy. "and
] will teach You 10 he more obcdicnt." )"
The hoy did ns directed, and the
teacher proceeded Ia chnsiise him
severely.
Then the pupil turned herccly ON
his teacher. disarned him, nnd with
the same weapon beat him most un-
mercifmlly.
Moral II II n poor rule that does
not work both ways.-N. Y. Herald.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1902-04-03

MISS VIRGINIA CRANES,
President Of fNurses'Association, ,watcrtovn,N.Y
most distressing cases of inflammation
and liberation Of the ovarics and womb
have known that doctors used Lydia
Il. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound when everything else failed
with their patients. have advised my
patients and friends TO Use IL and have
yet 10 hear Of its first failure TO cure.
-Four years ago had falling Of the
womb from straining In lifting heavy
patient, and knowing of the value Of
your Compound l began TO use IL at
once, and In six weeks was we'll once
more, and have had no trouble since.
lam most pleased to have had IN oppor-
tunity to say few words In praise of
your Vegetable Compound, and shall
take every occasion to recommend II" ~
Miss VIRGINIA GRANEs.Assooo forfeit n
cbovs testimonial Is not genuine.
Lydia Il. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound has stood the test Of
time, and has cured thousands.
Mrs. Pinkham advises sick wO-
men free. Address, Lynn, Mass.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1902-04-03
Specimens os Prof--rors' wit.

DIR. varnadoc. n noted professor of
Greek, Is very fond ~ flowers, and,
some days ago, ON returning from his
college duties. he found IN his front
yard n pestiferous calf belonging to u
neighbor. The doctor gave chnse, and
the animal plunged toward the flower
pit, and In another instant crashed
through the glass cover and mixed at
random with the pots and plants be-
low. When snotber professor passed
a few minutes later. he said. gravely:
II do not understand, DIR. varnadoe,
why you should object SO seriously TO
having a modest cowslip added to
your fine collection Of plants" The
doctors frowning fnce relaxed. "Ah.
sanborn," he retorted. "you see. thin
was only . worthless bulrush. ."--Ar.
gonaut.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1902-04-03

A warm glow went over me 40 :
thought Of II. Perhaps they would
never know. after NIL. F,
But when asked Miss Belle 70 sing.
and followed her 20 the piano, my
eyes fell upon curious object hung
up in n little nook. II was q half
burned Iamp-shade!
She was looking at me, and her eyes
were trimming with laughter.
"That is relic" she said. eve
keep IL to remind us Of a terrible man
who invaded our house."
She was turning over the music,
and was between her and the group
at the other end Of the room.
"And you told the terrible man."
I retorted, "to ask for anything in
the house he might want, ~ he hadn't
thing in the house the terrible man
wants. and some Of these days he is
coming back To ask for IT,"
"And what can II he? How I
hope II Is Fido!" replied Miss Belle
Thompson.
viii and james have behaved well.
all things considcrcd; though when
either Of them breaks into Homeric
laughter when there Is nothing to
laugh at I know what he is thinking
of. As for Miss Thompson. she knew
as well rs she knows now that IL was
not Fido ! was going to ask for
London Answers.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1902-04-03
Ju.t q Few Conditions.

"Oh, George. dear! I've such good
news for you'll"
"lndeedi What is II. love?"
"Come into the parlor first. Papa
said we might be married"
"Oh, joyi Did he. really? knew he
was ~. :"
"Just as soon as you get your Arst
$4,000 laid by and"
(rhe doctor states that George win
recover, bu: that he will never emile
sgsis, l--Ssn Francisco Bullstin.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1902-04-03
MOdern War.

DO. we lombard the city this after.
noon" inquired the first lieutenant on
board the Colombian warship.
NO." responded the captain, wearily.
'The commander OF the American man of.
war says he has a headache, and the noise
would annoy him. But he says we may do
so tomorrow il the day is sunny enough
for him to take pictures Of the attack with
his kodak. Brooklyn Eagle.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1902-04-03
Deep Philosophy.

"Why Is it!" he mused, while the lines Of
thought deepened on his countenance.
why is it," he continued, that as soon
ss a man is on the top wave Of popularity
everybody wants to soak himt"
Not until the listeners had argued tho
matter among themselves and connected the
waves with the soaking did the true in
wardness Of his question dawn upon them
Baltimore American.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1902-04-03

The glasses that ! use hurt my eyes and
cause me trouble The glasses that use
affect my eyes till ! see double. ."-Bever-
ages,
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1902-04-03

Marriage 10 often a successful coeduca-
tional institution.-Chicago journal.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1902-04-03

First Fair One--"Did her birthday party
come of" Second, Fair 0nc-"Yes; so
did three Of her birthdays"-New York
Sun.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1902-04-03

Net . esssesss % Dsightnsss.
A young man may bs as bright -
. dollar. but some girls would rather
bsve the dollar. Chisseo Daily NeDs.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1902-04-03
MISS VIRGINIA CRANES
Tells How Hospital Physicians
Use and Rely upon Lydia 3.
Plnkham's Vegetable Com.
pound.

"DKAR MRs. PINKHAM - Twelve
years continuous service NJ tho sicle
bed In some Of our prominent hospi.
tails, ~ wcll ~ at private homes, has
given me varied experiences with The
diseases Of women. j have nursed some
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1902-04-03

Miss Elderbody-"This picture Of me was
taken when l was young woman" Tiddli.
winks-"Why, you haven't changed q par
ticlc. have youy"-Boston Transcript.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1902-04-03

stops the C0uGn and Works on
the Cold.
Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. Prioe 40
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1902-04-03

Haste to get rich keeps many man poor.
Chicago Daily News.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1902-04-03

am sure Piso's Cure for Consumption
saved my life three years ago.-Mrs. Thoa
Robbins, Maple Street, Norwich, N. Y.
Feb IL. 1900.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1902-04-03
Earliest Russian MiIlet,

VIII you be short Of hay? II SO plant .
plenty OF this prodigally prolific millet
TO 8 TONS or RICH HAT PER ACRE.
Price 10 lbs. ei.90: 100 lbs. 3 10, low freights
John A. Salxer Seed Co.. La Crosse, Wis.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1902-04-03

"v0 vHe JeDoN1sNT 0Av."
Rhcs !ssss. went wroos grandfather
ewslI. ths world rolls on to the ssdsm,ns
m what should We sigh fer-an' why
should We care7
1hc reckonin's comm somctime-some-
wherei
Dsa- with the winter. an dream o. the
N. world world roll. on to tn. Jeusm,n, payr'
whsn shinss went wrong. an We kneit in
20 hank the Lord fer the poorest crust.
~ the oId-time friends that we thought
We knowed
Had 1est ms fricndicrs along life's road.
- was always nothin' but this TO say:
s-The world rolls on 20 the Jedgsnint
Dayr'
- we stinsd the sigh an tried fer the
soug.
KNOWN God made the right. an would
reckon the wrong;
M trouble seemed lighter, an even the
Had stars never dreamed of to make It
bright.
We can bear. we can suffer along the
worlds way.
Fer The world rolls on TO the Jedgmint
Dayi"
,-F. L. stanton In Atlanta Constitution.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1902-12-27

There are plenty Of people who have
become depressed and discouraged.
because that dry. hacking cough
hangs 70 them continually. They
have taken much medicine. mostly Of
the advertised Qunck sort, nothing
Ike Dr. August Koenig's Hamburg
Breast Tea. the discovery OF a then
noted German physician co years ago.
We do not say that this will cure a
case where the lungs are badly dis
eased. for II win not. and up to this
date there Is nothing that win cure
under these conditions; but on the
other hand. II the lungs are not hard
hit. the patient should take Dr. August
koenig's Hamburg Breaat Tea. cup
full every night on going to bed. have
It hot, drink slowly. then every other
night rub the throat and top portion
Of the lungs with St Jacobs OIL. cover
with oil silk. let It remain an hour.
then remove. Eat good, plain. nour-
ishing food. live In the open air IS
much as possible. BY all means sleep
as near out OF doors as possible. that
ia windows wide open, except in the
very severe weather. Take q cold
sponge bath every morning; then i'm.
mediately rub the body vigorously
with a coarse towel. Take Dr. August
Koenig's Hamburg Drops every other
day according TO directions. One
can buy the three remedies for s1.25
Of any reliable druggist. Begin the
treatment at once and see how much
better you viii be almost within
weeks time.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1902-12-27
couRsEs Ar cHInEsE pIMNsn.
wondrous Edlbles Served at San Fran.
cisco Banquet

wondrous Edlbies Served at San Fran.
cisco Banquet.
At a Chinese dinner given IN San
Francisco In honor OF Mrs. Robert
Louis Stevenson these were among the
queer things served: Birds nest soup
came In four different courses. Accord
ing 10 one guest. II was transparent.
tastelesa. utterly uninviting. and more
like wallpaper paste than anything
else. Chinese nuts took the place OF
salted almonds. Then there were
dried cells sliced IN chicken broth.
sharks cooked In a dozen ways and
served IN several courses. lotus
flower" consisting Of a slice Of fat
pork. a slice OF dried duck and q piece
Of preserved watermelon. SO arranged
that one could take a bit OF all three
It once; dried mushrooms. turtles. pre-
served ducks eggs. sharks air blad-
ders In oil. abalone meat. dainty
worth its weight in gold. being a tiny
part Of little sea animal: the web
Of ducks feet. duck which had been
baked. stuffed with muchrooms and
steamed. and almond Cruel
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1902-12-27

Listening is Al once the rarest ana
most charming gift . woman can pos.
sess. says the Chicago Record Herald.
The mysterious influence that Cleo
pstra exerted over Anthony has mada
the world wcader. for the Egyptian
was rot beautiful. But Il is plain
enough when one remembers how she
Inclined her little ears TO hear the
stories of his victories. This trait
reached high art with Josephine. It
was only when she ceased to listen
and began 70 talk that she lost favor
with Napoleon Given a fair neld
and a chance TO prove herself an ap.
preciatiTe listener. the plainest girl
can win honors IN . contest with
beauty in nine cases out Of ten.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1902-12-27

A force pulling IN the direction Of
large and economical milk-givine. ff
persistent dry milking and persistent
high feeding. The trouble with most
of US Is that. as the cows get farther
along in the period OF lactatlon, we
drop on the feed prematurely. We
follow the false doctrine that we
should measure the supply OF nutri-
enta BY the yield Of milk. and when.
ever the COW drops In yield We punish
her, and. through her. ourselves. BY
making q corresponding reduction In
the food supply. We forget the drafts
upon the feed other than for the pro
duction OF milk. and we forget that
these drafts increase as tho time tor
the birth Of the next calf approaches
Remember. on the other side. the
danger Of milk fever. and guarding
ourselves against It as best we may
during the last three weeks prior to
the birth OF the calf. we want to con
tinue a good full ration OF roughage
and grain well through the entire
period OF actation.-Clinton D.
Smith.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1902-12-27

To the housewife who has net YET
become acquainted with the now things
OF everyday use in the market and who
is reasonably satined with the old, we
wonld suggest that trial Of Defiance
Cold Water Starch be made at once.
Not alone because it Is guaranteed by
the manufacturers to be superior to any
other brand, but because each i0c pack
age contains ie ozs.. while all other
kinds contain but 10 ozs. II IL safe to
say that the lady who once uses Defiance
Starch viii use no othsr. Quality and
quantity muat win.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1902-12-27

Peruna. This remedy strikes at once te
the roofs of catarrh BY restoring 20 the
capillary vessels their healthy elasticity
Peruna Is NOT temporary palliative. but .
radical cure.
Send for DR.. Hartmans latest book.
sent free for a short time. Address The
Pernna Drug Manufacturing Co, Co
lumbus. Ohio.
II you do not derive prompt and salts
factory results from the use Of Peruna. write
Al once 10 Dr.. Hartman. giving full state
meat OF your case and he will be pleased tc
give you his valuable advice gratis.
Address DR.. Hartman, President Of Ths
Hartman Sani,arium. Columbus Ohio
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1902-12-27

The lawyer happened to be ac-
quainted with a Juror in petty civil
case. and he met him during a recess
Of the court The lawyer was Just
lighting up" and under ordinary
circumstances he would have offered
the other a cigar unhesitatingiy. But
II occurred to him that 1t might not
look right 7 suppose" he said
guardedly, that a cigar would not in
fuence your verdict The Juror was
equally cautious. "A good one would
not ha replied. but poor one might
prejudice me" He got good cigar
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1902-12-27
eAaE oF MuTuAL pIsrRusr.


"F"'T"f
In tho early days. before the country
vas Eridnoned By a network OF rail.
ways. Daniel Webster vas on his way
- Washlugton aad was compelled 70
proceed at night By stage from Balti-
more. He had no travelling companion
and the driver had . sort Of feion look
which produced no inconsidorabie
alarm n the senator. = eudeavored
e tranQuilizo myself said Webster,
-ana had partly succeeded. when we
reached the dark woods between Bia,
denabufg and Washington--a proper
scene for murder or outrage here
I confess my courage again deserted
ma. Just tren tho driver turned TO me
and. with a eruh voice. inquired my
name. Where are yoa goingT said
ha. The reply was. To Warrington.
am q senator. Upon this the driver
neised me fervently by the hand and
exclaimed: How glad ami took
yoF for . hiehNayman-
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1902-12-27

With LOCAL APPLICATIONS. ~ they c11no1
reach tho seat Of the disease. Catarrh ls q
blood or constitutional disease. and IN order TO
Catarrh Cure Ia taken internally and acts
directly on the blood and mucous Burfacca
Halls Calurrh Cure ID not q Quack medicinal
Ii was prescribed BY one of the best nhvsIcinna
IN this country for years, anu Is regular pre-
aeription. II " composed o. the best tonies
known. combined with the best blood purinera
setting directly on the mucous surfaces The
perfect combination Of the two ingredients Is
what produces such wonderful results IN curing
calarrn. Send for testImonials free.
+. j. CHENEY 4 CO. Props, Toledo. q
Bold BY druggists. price 45c
Halls Family Pills are The best
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1902-12-27

A western paper reports the death
X a hen that had arrived at the ripe
old age Of IA years. She was a great
layer for several years. but during the
last few years had laid no eggs, She
was useful. however. as a sitter. Dur
ing her life she was said to have
hatched out about thirty brooda Of
chicks. We have not yet been able
to ascertain how old a hen must be be-
fore she ceases TO be profitable. Some
follow the practice Of killing on the
hens when they arrive at the age OF
tvs years. This Is doubtless good
practice with some breeds. Doubtless
also the rigid carrying out Of the rule
results IN some good layers going 70
an untlmely death. Here and there
are hens that have great vitality and
fecundity and in some cEnes these
qualities. doubtless. increase beIcnd
ne two years spoken q.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1902-12-27

A special commission in st. Peters
burg has drawn up a scheme for estab
dshing rife-shootlng clubs throughout
russia. and also for giving prizes peri
odically for the best shooting with
military weapons. The intention is to
popularize rife shooting among all
classes. and It is evident that the idea
arose from the lessons received iD
South Africa upon the value OF indl
Fiduai marksmanship In war times.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1902-12-27

Can you tell me anything about
Mr.. Blank, Mr.. Richard Blnnkf" asked
Visitor Of q resident IN Tidewater.
Va. 4 mean, OF course, about his
standing and financial responsibility =
Mr.. Blank. sub. IL = perfect gentle
man. sub. Q perfect gentleman, sub" /"
and here he paused. until be gently
whispered. ~but short O. casa-"
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1902-12-27

cs.srsk Is espahle q changing all the
his-gsving secrctioua Of the body into
aeaiding huids. which destroy and infams
nvery part they come il contact with. Ap-
picstlona to tho places affected by cafarrh
c4n Do hils good eare 70 soothe or quiet
disagrceabie symptoma Hence Il Is that
TaEgie4 sprays atomixers and inhalanfs
aniy serve as temporary relief So long a.
he Irritating necretions OF cafarrh continue
- b formed 20 long will the membranes
soniiaua % be indamed. no matter what
treatment q used
There ia but one remedy that has the
tessrabls effect. and that remedy is
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1902-12-27

Some Of the men at the New Yorh
horse show appeared In costumes
rather startling in their Kaleidoscope
tint. but the majority were Quietei
than Of yore in this respect. Hotei
men there say that never before did
horse show attract so many stran
gers to town. the number being put al
from 10000 to 10000. As a conse
quencs the hotels were enormousl,
Dvercrowded
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1902-12-27

Some Erocers say they don't keep De-
lance Starch. This - because they har0
. stock on hand OF other brands contain-
lnw only u o. IN package. which they
won't BE- abin 10 sell frht. because De-
nnncs contains 10 o. fer the same money
Do you want 10 o. instead Of " On
for same money! Then buy Dehance
Starch. Requires no cooking
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1902-12-27

-~~A ~ R'aAAN0 f0lAHA kItAIN4
Nearly every cream separator has
some contriVance BY which the rich.
ness Of the cream can be regulated.
but these regulations are far from
accurate A fairly uniform cream de.
livCred by the separator In daily Cd.
Grafton may have a range Of varla
ttons Of s per cent above or below the
per cent desired. These variations
even in a minimum case would result
IN great profit or loss. as the case may
be, too great for a healthy. legitimate
business. To illustrate: Take hfty
gallons Of cream containing 20 per
cent Of butterfat and as q variation,
let there be per cent more butter
Tat than the standard requires. AS
sumo that the cream Is sold at an av
erage price Of soc : gallon. The loss
to the party selling the cream would
amount to $40 on the fifty gallons
which could have been saved b.
Standardization. Even though each
separator has a regulating con
trivance there are always some coz
ditions IN practical operations which
influence separation and cause varia
tion In the richness Of the cream
These conditions can be controlled.
to a certain extent, but In order &c
secure as little variation as BY stand
ardixing the operation will require
such vigilance and close supervision
that II would become imprncticablf
for the creamery man as well as fof
the dairyman.
The ar.t - ..-,sh.a1.- a. 4, ,..rat -,
portant cause Of these variations "a
due 10 the speed OF the bowl in the
cream separator, for anything that
tenc TO change the speed must necea
sarily influence the per cent Of fat in
the cream. Second. the temperature
OF the milk has considerable flu
ence Ga tine per cent OF fat In tbs
cream. A difference Of ten or more
degrees in the temperature OF tbs
milk will cause decided variation
In the per cent OF butterfaf In the
cream. II milk = warm the cream
will be thicker, If cold II will b.
thinner. other conditions being equal
Third. the per cent Of fat changes
with the amount separated per hour
u milk Is fed into a separator At az
uneven rate or II the dow OF milk IL
stopped. the thickness Of the cream
vii be greatly Influenced. Although
sream seDarators are nearly all pro
Vidsd with floats to regulate the In
dow Of the milk into the machine, ys'
slight variation Of pressure as tha'
aue to the difference In the height
or milk in the receiving can or tenn
2ering vat Influences the per cent o,
Tat In the cream. Fourth. the amouns
Of water or skim milk used to flush
out the bowl at the end OF separa
ton Will naturally tend TO affect the
cream test. Fifth, the condition o,
the milk changes the per cent b.
having small clots obstruct the cream
or skim milk passage In the bowl Of
the separator.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1902-12-27

s h & les. z lohns9a ne Johnson
ever rliseh e - 80 e-''e' soH'N'u"0n~
u recent ei's from 1000 F. Street n. johnson says:
mo one should longer suffer
rrssfoio To knowledge many Of ms
friends and acq1anfances its T
nH persons suffering distressing fhe human
"-Loufs E.. johnson = = - ~
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1902-12-27

The gulf stream is 200 fathoms
deep on Cape Florida Near Cape
Hatteras the depth Is only half as
great. the stream appearing 10 have
run uphill, with an ascent OF 10 inch
es to the mile.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1902-12-27

From garrett 70 basement in tho large
house Of a Leeds lEngland) mineral
water manufacturer ia a gigantic
screpbook, every notable theatrical
poster Of tho last twenty years bolng
pasted on the wnllA
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1902-12-27

Garfsh. sunnsh. hasking shark and
dolphins all have the habit Of swim
ming with their eyes above the svr-
lace Of the water.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1902-12-27

81 is a custom IN the Belgian par
lament. when a member is making .
ong speech. TO be supplied with
brandy az beverage. at the expense
II the government
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1902-12-27

The first Ice cream ever sold a. a
reguirr article Of commerce was
shipped BY Boston merchant named
Tudor. In 1905. He sent load to
Martinique.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1902-12-27

When the tine comes for a man to
pay a debt, he begins to see many
ways in which he could have gotten
along without contracting it.--Atchi
son Globe.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1902-12-27

The solar system Is travelling
towards the constellation Hercules at
fully 10000 miles an hour. II will
take a million years to get here.