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Omaha daily bee., 1902-06-22

I ample. Inc doctor Sdlu lllS
F$% change was bad for him, and sug-
- gested his taking a dose surrep-
titiously whenever he sent for his shaving
water. Some time after the doctor called
again, and the old servant met him with
tears in her eyes. ooh, doctor, doctor!"
she exclaimed, ''the meenister's game clean
daft, clean daft! He's sending for bis
shaving wather frae mornin' tae nicht!"
MY brethren" said the old colored
preacher, lit was this way: When the
Israelites passed over it was early in the
morning, while it was cold and the ice was
strong enough so that they went over all
right; but when the Egyptians came along
1t was in the middle of the day, and the
sun had thawed the ice so that it gave
way under them and they were drowned"
who had been away to school and had come
home, rose and said: 81 don't see how
that explanation can be right, parson. The
geography that I've been studying tells us
that ice never forms under the equator,
and the Red Sea is nearly under the
equator" There, now" said the old
preacher, that's all right. Use been
'spectin' some of you smart Alexis would
be askin' jest some such fool question.
The time l was talkin' about was before
they had any iogafries or '~quators, either"
%
Rev. Charles Dalmer, pastor Of Holy Cross
Catholic church a. Baltimore, is a man of
peculiarities in many things, but his no
Omaha daily bee., 1902-06-22
When Men of the Cloth Are in the Merry Mood

MAS imbued with the idea that he must
speak to everyone on the subject of religion.
lie was especially moved one day while
travelling to address a somewhat austcTe
individual seated just in front Of him.
Touching him on the shoulder, he put the
usual question: my brother, are you a
Christian"
Sir" was The reply-and perhaps with
a shade Of impatience-"I'm a professor
in a theological seminary"
But this only seemed to call for renewed
effort, and the young man was equal to
it. MY dear brother" he said, "as you
value your soul, don't let "A thing like that
stand between you and the Lord"
Omaha daily bee., 1902-06-22

viii Moody, son and successor at North
field Ct the late Dwight l.. Moody, tells the
following story, aprOpos VI recent theOlcG-
ical events, about a young convert in the
Salvation Army, who, earnest and jealous.
Omaha daily bee., 1902-06-22

.where-perhaps promoted by female cur
iosity-she waited while DR.. Barrows
opened his valentine and read in his wife's
handwriting:
please kiss the bearer"
Here is where DR.. Barrows always cut
the story off.
Maine furnishes a story that illustrates
the grotesque character of some prayers
which are offered in entire good faith. Some
time ago an earnest prohibitionist came un-
awaTes on a lone fisherman, who happened
at the moment to be quietly drinking some
thing from a black bottle. lie was so much
scandalized by the sight that at the prayer
meeting that evening he referred to the
incident as follows.
go Lord, We ask Thee to turn from his
evil ways the poor besottcd sinner ] seen
this afternoon swigging rum from a black
bottle against the peace and good order Of
the state
1t so happened that the sinner referred
to was present at the meeting, and at the
conclusion of the prayer arose and offered
the following petition:
90 Lord, Thou knowest that when the
seen mi | was not drinking rum, as
| don't like it, but Scotch whisky, which
the doctor ordered me to take to keep away
I heumatiz, and Thine be the glory forever.
Amen"
Omaha daily bee., 1902-06-22

old Scottish minister gave up
his tOddy for the sake of eX-
ample. The doctor said this
change was bad for him, and sug-
gested his taking a dose surrep-
Omaha daily bee., 1902-06-22

Rev. Charles Dalmer, pastor Of Holy Cross
Catholic church a. Baltimore, is a man of
peculiarities in man. things, but his no
The Minneapolis journal., 1902-08-29
CAPITAL CULLINGS

The postal officials are engaged in the task Of
framing plan for the payment of money orders
rural delivery routes $500
Charles L. Brockaway, of Aberdeen, S. D.,
late captain in the South Dakota regiment which
went to the Philippines, has been promoted from
a 5000 clerkship to 81 200 in the treasury Cap
tain Brockawey has been in the service for sew
eral months and his. promotion is the result Of
efficiency. .-,- .s
Secretary Shaw has ruled that customs officers
are expected to protect the revenues of the
country, but they are not expected to admin
lister the laws with captious and vexatious dis
crimina tions. Whenever circumstances indicate
that the returning tourist is attempting to i'm
pose upon the government; the maximum rate
of duty should be collected. and then all ques-
tions involved be determined on appeal.
President Roosevelt has Informed the COM
mission that, according to his Interpretation OF
the matter, just cause for removal of a govern:
to promote the public service. This expression
is important as affording evidence that sthe presi
orderinr r MT the @ disnissin Of Miss Taylor 'tPresi
dent Roosevelt does not believe 1t Is necessary
to determine by trial and examination of wit
nesses what Is good cause for the removal or 8
government emplOye. -
The Indian Rights Association Is mixing up il
some school and agency matters in the north
west although the officials decline to indicate
specific cases. 1t is learned that there are alst
two cases in South Dakota to which the atten
tion Of the president has been directed. and thu
action of the association in this connection Ii
ton and Yankton agencies. Both of these agen
cies abolished some months ago at the sug
gestion of the Indian commissioner. Since tina
time another agent has been appointed at Sis
seton and like action is asked at Yankton by
the South Dakota delegation. But the lndiai
Rights Association. strange as 1t may seem, II
formally laid the matter before President Roose
yelt The association objects to the appointment
of another agent at Yankton and has recon-
continued. E=t
The Minneapolis journal., 1902-08-29
PERKINS SAYS IT'S EASY
AL Young Man Has to Do to Get
Rich Is to Work Like
Horse.

Ne.0t forK Sun SOeotu6 Serptoa ma 5s 3s
Chicago, Aug. 29. TOO many young
men In this country don't want to work
hard. They prefer to take things easy
stay up late at night and lie abed too long
In the morning They never can get ahead
in that way. Times and conditions may
change, but the old rule remains that
there Is no success without everlastingly
keeping at It,,
This was the word George w. Perkins,
optimist, had for young America last
night Mr.. Perkins formerly was a Chi
cago insurance agent. He still Is a young
man and he is one who has succeeded. He
has become the right hand man of j.. p.
Morgan in that financiers world wide EN-
terprises.
After the whirl of days activities in
Chicago, in Colorado Fuel & Iron, in the
harvester combine, in steel trust affairs
and other business interests, he emerged
from his apartment at the Annex long
enough to declare that this was the era
of the young man--at least of the young
| man who will work. ,6
II am interested in young America, and
like to see our boys push ahead and
come to the 'front.' said Mr.. Perkins
These are days full of opportunities. All
| that a young who has bra ms and
| health has to do is to take advantage OF
| the chances offered.
Nor are the opportunities limited tc
| one line or occupation. They are found
| In every direction. It Is more and more
true. however, that a boy must fit him
The Minneapolis journal., 1902-08-29
Change In Depots
s Northern Pacific Railway.

On and after Sept. 1st. the Northern
Pacific's main line trains. to all points,
west, will arrive at and depart from the
Union Station, foot Of Henneptn ave. The
Northern Pacifics Duluth Short Line
trains to Duluth, West superi and In
termediate points, will arrive at and de-
part as at present. from the Milwaukee
depot, Washington and 3rd DIV S.
The Minneapolis journal., 1902-08-29
TIE MINNEAPOLIS JOURNAL.

self for some speciality. Therefore, he
must find out as soon as he can what he
is especially adapted for and pitch
into 1t. 81 l:55 sss, ". ~
Mr.. Perkins declared a permanent af !
fection for Chicago, which his residence
in New York has not lessened. His faith
is In this city and the whole central west
as well. x e i
'"The people In the east he continued:
"do not fully realize how rich this west
ern country is. They have no adequate
idea Of the weaAth centeTed in Chicago,
ST. Louis, Milwaukee, Minneapolis and
other western cities. When one comes
out here and sees the conditions he must
believe that the present prosperity Of the
country will continue for some time. 4 II
has a substantial backing that is bound
to support it. For that matter, there are
more or less evidences everywhere of con-
tirned prosperity We see 1t in all lines
Of business. s ny .ss ,s3g
The Minneapolis journal., 1902-08-29
Harper's Ferry, the Gate to the Shen'
andoah Valley .#'..l

Where the three states of Virginia, West
Virginia and Maryland come together;
where the Potomac and Shenandoah riv-
ers unite; where the towering sleeps OF
the Blue Ridge end abruptly, frowning
upon the heights of Maryland and Bolivar
Heights In West Virginia, lies the quaint,
historic town of Earper's Ferry. - John
Brown baptized it in blood in 1859, when
he captured the town and the y. s. ar
senal and made his final and fatal stand
in the engine house (known afterwards
as John Browns fort), alongside the Bal
timore & Ohio railroad. A plain shaft,
simply Inscribed, now marks the location.
Again, in 1861, grim visaged war seized
the village and held it tight in it's grasp
for nearly four years. The deeds that
were done and the tales that are told
concerning Harpers Ferry fill volumes.
Theaheights at Harpers Ferry guarded
the Shenandoah valley. It was a most
important stronghold to be desired when
some great campaign was planned by
either army.
From Harpers Ferry the Shenandoah
division of the Baltimore & Ohio r. r.
extends southwark to Charlestown, Win
chester, Harrisonburg and Lexington.
Battlefelds surround the village in all di-
rections.
Don't forget Auto, auction sale, satur-
day, 10 o'clock, at Nicollet Island ware
house.
The Minneapolis journal., 1902-08-29
YOUNG MAN,

IF by your own acts, through
the folly of youth, you have
violated a single law of nature,
against body or mind, especially
through any habit by constantly
repeating same, then there is no
escaping the punishment made
and provided. for every trans
gression, which is. sickness, de-
cay or death. This is rs certain
as night follows day And you,
Young Man, must pay the pen
atty here on this earth, in this
life, sooner or later. Call on me
at once. Don't wait for ma.
ture's punishment.
The Minneapolis journal., 1902-08-29
The Supreme Tonic.

Practically non-alcoholic, but gently
stimulative and positive agent in the
making of rich blood. is Malt-Nutrine. 1t
overcomes weakness and WEAKNESS,
brings luster to the dull eye, color to the
paIid cheek, frrnness to the faltering step.
Uneuualled strength-giver. Anheuser-
Busch Brewing Assn, St. Louis, U. S. A.
The Minneapolis journal., 1902-08-29

Don't forget Auto" auction sale, Satur-
day, 10 o'clock, at Nicollet Island ware
house.
The Minneapolis journal., 1902-08-29
OLD MAN,

You too-life's race is not yet
over, Hale and hearty at fifty
You enter the home stretch, or
bent with overwork and weight
ed with disease you totter to
the wire. Mature Judgment
points to the cause of your de-
bility. Nature now holds you
to account for the past. Yes,
consult me. Let me give you
power. strength and courage
That Enlarged Prostate red duced,
premature old age displaced and
the fire of youth coursinR
through your veins, will add
years Of happiness to yourself
and family.
The Minneapolis journal., 1902-08-29

completion of the great harvester machinery
combine, which will have a capital of $120, 0O0..
Perkins, the right-hand man Of J. P. Morgan,
to Chicago. Mr.. Perkins said that the corpora
tion would have working capital of $50, 0OO,-
The Minneapolis journal., 1902-08-29
MIDDLEAGED MAN,

You have passed your boyhood
days and now probably look.
back to your youth with regret.
You had lots Of fun when you
were Sowing your: wild oats;'
all of US do.
sl,2 But the laws of nature are no
respecters of person. They
make no exception in any case.
IF you have violated a single
law Of nature, you are either
paying the penalty or will as
soon as time shalk call you to
account. To avoid or rid your
self of this fixed penalty, con-
suit me at once.
The Minneapolis journal., 1902-08-29

Butler, Nye County, Nev.--.A rich strike has
been I'M made here which makes Tonopah; without
The strike was made at 4SO feet, on the Mispah
extension ledge, about mile and q quarter from
the original workings y
The Minneapolis journal., 1902-08-29

sEe$ss Es w. Grove. s
This name must appear on every box of the
genuine Laxative Bromo- Qninine Tablets the
remedy that cures a cold in. one day. 25 cents.
The Minneapolis journal., 1902-08-29

$4,000 Toronto, Ont, and Return. $4,000
: August 2s 0 Sept, inclusive, the: Wis
consin Central will sell round trip tickets
to oTronto for $26; good to return until
Sept. 49, For further particulars and
berth reservations call on or address V. c..
Russell. c. P. & T. A., 230 Nicollet ave-
nue. Minneapolis. .ssz2 :.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1902-04-03
F. T.. Lundquist, a young man


who has been clerking for Ed. Fran
son, of this city, also for Olsen &
Holen, at Argyle, during the past
few years, died last Thursday after
noon, OF diabetes, from which dis
ease be had been a sufferer a long
time. He was entirely without
means when death called him, and
his friends in this city started sub.
scription for a burial place and fun.
eral expenses. His remains were
consigned to mother earth Sunday
afternoon by Rev. A. ii. Mckee
The parents Of the young man live il
Sweden,
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1902-04-03

DIR. Bratrud's pet bear is no more.
Provoked at the tardy appearance
of spring she tore loose one night,
prowled about a neighbours chicken
coup in quest of a change in diet.
and upset things generally to such
an extent that she was condemned
to death the following morning. E.
L. Brown acted as executioner.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1902-04-03
He r1ust Confess.

Dear sir:-I used the White Wine OF
Tar Syrup you sent me, and must
confess | derived more benefit to my
lungs from it than from any remedy
| have ever tried, and cheerfully re
commended it to everyone having
any kind of lungs trouble.
Truly yours,
A. NJ. HUMPHREY,
Minister of Baptist Church.
Trilla, Coles Co., III.
At Johnson Drug Co.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1902-04-03
To Cure La Grippe in Two Days.

No remedy equals Warmers White
Wine of Tar Syrup for this terrible
disease. II taken thoroughly
and in time. it will cure case in two
days, and for the cough that follows
La Grippe it never fails to give relief
Price 25 and SO cents. At Johnson
Drug Co.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1902-04-03
How to Cure La Grippe.

AS soon as you feel the symptoms
coming on take Warmers White
Wine OF Tar Thoroughly The
best cough remedy on earth. Cures
the worst cases in 4S hours if taken
in time. 25 and SO cents. At John
son Drug Co.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1902-04-03
Omaha was given an opportuni-

ty Monday evening OF hearing Amer
ica's greatest violinist, Herbert But
Ter, OF Chicago Conservatory OF
music, and the audience more than
realized their expectations Omaha
(Neb.) Bee. At the Warren opera
house, April 9Th.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1902-04-03
Flax for Sale.

1900 bushels OF good seed fax for
sale at the PEAVEY ELEVATOR.
Angus, MINI.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1902-04-03

By a fortunate purchase we are
able to sell you nice big Duarte
Navel oranges such as are usually
sold at 40 to SO cents per dozen as
long as stock lasts for only 25 cents
a dozen.
The PEOPLES TRADING Co.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1902-04-03

OverstOcked on Wash Boilers,
I haYe about four dozen heavy tin.
copper and antitrust wash boilers
which will be sold at discount of 25
per cent. M. T.. LARSON.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1902-04-03

Go to Flanders & Wood for Farm
Loans. Guaranteed to have better
plans, lower rates of interest.
Money the same day as application
is made if necessary.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1902-04-03

Ii you want a loan on your land
without delay, and have the privilege.
OF partial payment, see L. Lamber
son, Cashier, Bank of Warren.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1902-04-03
Wanted to Buy
Wanted,

wanted.
10 good renters wanted for. 10
quarter or half section farms.
l.. LAMBERsoN.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1902-04-03

We would like to place $4,000 on
farm lands WITHIN the next 80 days.
Lowest rates and partial payment.
L. Henderson, Cashier, Bank Of
Warren.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1902-04-03

Horses For Sale.
I have 10 good farm horses for
sale. L. LAMBERsoN.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1902-04-03
For Sale and Wants.

For Sale and Wants.
FOR SALE.
My restaurant property in Warren.
with or without the choice corner lot
adjoining, is hereby offered for sale
il taken before May 1, 1902. A,good
opening forany kind OF business.
OLE K. RODsETH.
Eight good renters wanted. APP
ply to L. LAMBERsoN.
II you have a good note to sell try
State Bank OF Warren.
Get Farm Loans from Flanders &
Wood in Warren. We guarantee the
lowest rates.
A number Of good secondhand
drills for sale cheap by
LINDBERG & LUNDGREN.
| have ten improved quarter sec
lions for rent. f. W. Flanders,
First National Bank.
Waukegan fence wire for sale by
NJ. l.. Larson, being the safest and
cheapest wire on the market running
nineteen feet to the pound.
We have a number. OF secondhand
rills. almost new, that will be sold
at very low price if taken at once.
LINDBERG & LUNDGREN.
Go to Flanders & Wood for Farm
Loans. Guaranteed to have better
plans, lower rates of interest.
Money the same day as application
is made if necessary.
We would like to place $5O, 1000 on
farm lands WITHIN the next 80 days.
Lowest rates and partial payment.
L. Lamberson, Cashier, Bank OF
Warren.
Ii you want a loan on your land
without delay, and have the privilege
OF partial payment, see L. Lamber
son, Cashier, Bank of Warren.
By a fortunate purchase we are
able to sell you nice big Duarte
Navel oranges such as are usually
sold at 40 to SO cents per dozen as
long as stock lasts for only 25 cents
a dozen.
The PEOPLES TRADING Co.
We have just made arrangement,
whereby we can loan out thousands
Of dollars on farm lands on terms
that will surprise you. Have talk
with us before you decide to close up
loan. FLANDERS & WOOD.
Farmers don't SOW any foul seed
with your grain this spring. Clean
your wheat with the Hero Tanning
Mill now on exhibition at
LINDBERG & LUNDGREN.
For Rent-The Warren Smith
house, 5 lots and good barn, etc.
Apply to D. Farrell.
For Sale.
One secondhand 22-shoe McSherrv
drill, in good shape.
FL. NJ. SWANSON.
Bath Tubs.
Ii you want to keep clean, be
healthy and feel happy buy one of
those nice bath tubes from
M. Z. LARSON.
Cows For Sale.
Several young ones, Springers.
c. A. TULLAR & Co.
OverStOCked on Wash Boilers.
| haYe about four dozen heavy tin.
copper and antitrust wash boilers
which will be sold at discount of 25
per cent. M. T.. LARSON.
Horses For Sale.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1902-04-03

We have just made arrangement,
whereby we can loan out thousands
Of dollars on farm lands on terms
that will surprise you. Have a talk
with us before you decide to close up
a loan. FLANDERS & WooD.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1902-04-03

For Rent-The Warren Smith
house, 5 lots and good barn, etc.
Apply to D. Farrell.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1902-04-03

Waukegan fence wire for sale by
NJ. L. Larson, being the safest and
cheapest wire on the market running
nineteen feet to the pound.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1902-04-03

Get Farm Loans from Flanders &
Wood in Warren. We guarantee the
lowest rates.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1902-04-03

The State Bank Of Warren
is the place where you can
get a Loan on your Farm with.
out delay.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1902-04-03

Farmers don't SOW any foul seed
with your grain this spring. Clean
your wheat with the Hero flaming
Mill now on exhibition at
LINDBERG g. LUNDGREN
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1902-04-03

| have ten improved quarter sec
tions for rent. F. W. Flanders,
First National Bank.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1902-04-03

Ii you have good note to sell try
State Bank OF Warren.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1902-04-03

Eight good renters wanted. APP
ply to L. LAMBERsoN.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1902-04-03
FOR SALE.

My restaurant property in Warren.
with or without the choice corner lot
adjoining, is hereby offered for sale
if taken before May 1, 1902. A,good
opening for any kind of business.
OLE K. RoDsETH.
The Tucson citizen., 1902-05-07
The Enrthuuake.

To the average resident of the tenn.
perate zones an earthquake Is a rare
and terrible event. creating more con-
stcrnaton than any other visitation OF
nature. In the tropics, however, par
ticularly in Central America. It Is won
derfuI bow easily the residents be-
come accustomed to these shocks,
which do not come. however, wholly
without warning.
You are sitting on a piazza on a hot
afternoon chatting with your friends
when suddenly the sky seems to grow
hazy and the crows stop cawing. There
is a general rush. and. though you mey
not know what Is the uatter. you can
not help feeling uneasy.
The old natives say. We're going to
have little shake" and then the
house begins to rock. the tumblers fall
off the table. you feel deathly sick at
the stomach, and the thing Is all over.
The sky clears, the crows begin their
noisy screams, and things are soon put
right again
Aiding the Heathen.
Brother Highmore. are you contrib
uting anything for the benefit of the
heathen this year,
"Yes. sir. am having my washing
done at d Chinese laundry" ."-Chicago
Tribune.
The Tucson citizen., 1902-05-07
Ask your groceryman for "Fprrc."
HOW CHEAP BAKING POWDER IS
MADE

The Health Department Of New York
has seized quantity of so-called cheap
baking powder, which it found in that
city. Attention was attracted to 1t by
the low price at which it was being
SOLD in the department stores Sam
pies were taken. and the chemist of
the health department reported the
stuff to be IAN alum powder" which
aliai yals showed to be composed chiefly
9f alum and pulvcriyed rock.
The alum was declared to be danger.
>'Is f. health, and several thousand
pounds were eartcd off to the offal dock
aiH destroyed
II j. unsafe to experiment with
tE'," 50 called cheap articles of
so''- they are sure to be made Il ON
a'"t' rock, or other injurious mater.
II IL g powders, the high class.
ci'am OF tartar brands are the most
economical, because they 20 farther in
use anu are heaIthful beyond question.