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The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1902-06-27
TALK OF THE LODGE.
Ii MADE Such nm Impression That the
Member Repeated 1t Partly
I'm LIIs sleep.

Out in Kansas there are good many
Swedes, and very exemplary citizens
they make. One of these representa-
tives of this states foreign population
stayed out late one nigh ara al break
fast the next morning hls good wife
Huldab demanded an exp.auation.
where were You last nlghtY she
asked in before-breakfast tone of
voice.
ave haf special meetin' of te lodge,
Huldah, an eferything for te CUTE of
te order"
Last night you were talking in your
sleep and you said something about
two-cent limit What did you mean?
20, das var nodder faller's fault. Hae
var talkin' bout raisin' te assessment
an das mex me hot"
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1902-06-27

which had been open, was 5000 left by
the man. O'Neil is night manager of
the Monarch bathrooms at 200 West
Madison street He was sleeping in
his room early in the afternoon. His
sisttr-iu-law, Mrs. David O'Neil, had
gone out shopping.
O'Neil was awakened by the noise
made by the burglar, who had entered
the house by a rear window. He save
the man standing by the bureau, and,
jumping quickly from the bed, threw
the covering over the intruder'S head.
While O'Nei and the policeman were
examining t3r traces left by the bur
glar Mrs. ovid O'Neil returned. She
soon discoT red that the man had TAX
en- 500 which was in bureau in her
room. Besides the money she missed
three diamond rings.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1902-06-27

"And you said you was in What
did that mean?"
well, ct meant dot Aye var member
an haf youst SO notch to say as any
body"
when you said; I'll open it, what
did you mean?"
"Some Teller could not get onto the
door. Aye tank. You see, dear wife, ct
is lock all tenn
"Once or .wice heard you say: It's
a ovdown. What does thai mean"
"Hu.3ah, Aye hat no right 10 tai yo
tengs outside of tie lodge, but Aye will
tai We dis Das means in .odge Ian
Ruage: God bless mae home
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1902-06-27
Rates to Minneapolis.

The annual meeting Of the national
educational association held at Mime
apols, Mimi, July to IL, 1902, the O..
X. & n. Co. will sell excursion tickets to
Minneapolis and return from Portland
and common points at $52. Dates of
sale June 2Sth, July LIST and Sd. Going
limit July 10th and final return limit,
Sept. lst. Stop-overs.will be allowed in
each direction within the limit. Usual
diverse routes are available going and
returning.
On same dates tickets will also be
sold to other Missouri river points at
same rate and limits and to Chicago for
$40 higher a. \. HoAR, agent.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1902-06-27

For above occasion, August llth and 18th,
the q. II. 4 n. Co. will sell tickets from its
stations in oregon. Washington and Idaho to
san Francisco and return at rate of one fare
for round trip to Portland, plus $40 by steamer
and S2j by rail-Portland to san Francisco,
steamer rates, including meals and berths.
Dates of Sale--For steamers July Dth ana
August 4th; by rail, August 9Th, 1th and Sth.
Final limits, September 30th. St0p-OSeTs Will
be allowed in California in either direction.
Prospective steamer passengers are FeuueSt-
ed To make reservations in advance, and a
deposit of s. will be required on all reserva-
tions so made. A. n. HOAR.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1902-06-27
Crapper Groupings.

Haying is now in full blast, the clover
and wheat hay being extra heavy this
year,
Mrs. VIM. Nichols of The Dalles
is visiting her father-in-law, L. H.
Nichols and putting up her winter sup
ply of berries.
Mrs. Grace Mosier is down from
Crook county visiting her sister Mrs. A.
T. Dodge
A. T. Dodge and w. II. Mcclellan, his
father in-law, started for Crook county
last Sunday They expect to be gone
about week.
Most of our young folks attended the
dance at Warren Miller's last Saturday
night. Ice cream, cake and coffee were
served at midnight Every one seemed
to have fine time and Warren knows
how to treat guests. There will be an
other dance there next Saturday night,
the 2Sth, Every oneis cordially invited.
don't know what has got the matter
with Mrs. key, she won't hardly speak
to me any more. am afraid her mind
is becoming unbalanced on account OF
that book wish she wonld quit try
ing to write books. don't believe it is
healthy occupation. | believe she
would feel better if she would get out
and pick strawberries or irrigate or do
something like that and get her mind
off of that old book. Mr.. KEY.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1902-06-27


E. G. Sutton, for II years resident OF
Salem and years OF that time employed
at the state asylum, recently purchased
a strawberry farm at Hood River, where
he will reside In the future. In moving
to his new possessions he took
along a trio OF fine White Langshans
bought OF Sellwood Bros, Salem lhese
S'lJ@on5 S,lG1 ",5 Rrns COW the hens these birds
.,.a f.,,,,, uraro lr;zo ,rinnare at the Ore
5nn state fair and state fair at Portland,
1nd wera sisters to the Ist and ID win
nar. Of pLiIadaInhio That the cock
liza tho sira' nf tbesn birds was also a
~ ~ nr;,a i, winner in 0rayon shnws and
.,,,,in i', fron, san,t, brood ss Ist nriza win
80, hi', shnws Eoot Mr. Snttop also
,o|l, o.;tS Kin, - non of eight hens and
.ocGoraI Rlock NTinnrras Blnndell stock.
,,nrchosed from the same nartips Pa
rifc Farmer
In 1873 1eer majority ooo over Hlng g,ona on
Easterh Oiegon was l'ooo, II - 80
chamberlain majority over turhlsl'
Is 9oo' gear sa uiaJorlty III MuIVnolna,, Inna
county III 1870 was was o,Ilf' IN l9o-
CiiahoeflalI s"as 'o-; oNa moou{ "iSE;i- w,
ny TWO years ago was 300, Wiz WI Hna
iIalhson '"J?p!it.is ISI IooN ~,, oe 9IIo 'ITo
and this vaar i viii reach about 6924,
Nn S'l +ha I,n connraesinnol vote IN 1QO0 the
rn,hi;con ~" MI o nainr;t" vas - 4oS This
, ,,apr T. will ~, 9bnni X I91 a. rennh-
yo", Iinan IL n,'raasn "lii ~ of abont ! 000
''''''' '''N >'''' ''''
AS an example OF the ioaaElhg o. '''le-
huhtllg Americans 10 une EIgiish no
ollity, 1t may oe stated tnat i., several o''i
iadles OF american plr'h anu hu
Parentase, inci91llg h'ell,'I > 81 ,II V.'J
Ndhderoilt, brauleS Marlll'f Le'te' anu
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1902-06-27
E1-so,dicrs in Philippines.

Gen. Chaffpe has issued an order
stimulating that soldiers dshonor-
ably discharped in the Philippines
shall he occurred to leave the islands
hv thr frs transport departing for
-hr Uni ed States or forfeit the priv
ilege of being sent to the United
States at the expense of the govern
ment.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1902-06-27
FILTHY Temples in India.

Sacred COWS often detile Indian tenn
pies, but worse yet is a body that's pol
uted by constipation Don't permit it.
Cleanse your system with DR.. Kings New
Life pills and avoid untold misery They
give lively livers, active bowels, good
digestion, fine appetite. Only 25c at
Chas. y .Clarke's drug store.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1902-06-27
Notice.

All persons knowing themselves TO be in
debted to r. l.. Sabin, Trustee for q. ID. Wood
worth will find IL decidedly TO their advan-
tage to call at Butler 4 Cos bank at an early
date The bank is authorized to make liberal
discounts to all who pay before Aug LIST, but
on that date all claims remaining unpaid Will
he placed i'm the hands of an attorney with
instructions to collect the full amounts due,
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1902-06-27
Triennial Convention |. s. S. A.

The International Sunday School Associa-
ton will hold its triennal convention at Den
yer, Col, June 26 to July 2, 1902 For this oc-
casion the o. II. & n. Co. will sell tickets to
Denver and return at rates of Si7 from Port
land and common points Dates Of sale,Jun
22d and sd. Continuous passage going. Re-
turn limit July 81, 1902. Stop-overs will be al
lowed on trip within limit:
a. n. HOAR, Agent,
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1902-06-27
Water Notice.

An irrigating must be done between the
hours Of ) O'Clock p. m. and O'Clock u. m.
The water will be turned Oft AT ONCE from
any lOt where owners fail To comply with
HOOn RIVER SPRING WATER co.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1902-06-27
Fourth of July. 1902.

For above occasion the o. r. 4 n. Co. will
sell excursion tickets to points on its rail and
water lines within 200 miles of selling offices
at rate of one and one-thrd fare for round
trip. Tickets on sale July I'd and 4th. Good
returning up TO and including July 6 1902
A. n. HOAR, Agent.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1902-06-27
Land for Sale.

d. Everhart has acres of land 2l5 miles
from town, near Belmont, on which is $50
bearing fruit trees 2l4 acres of Strawberries,
q acre blnckberries, raspberries and clover,
etc. Inquire on premises or at
al ENERHART'S STORE. D.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1902-06-27
June %, 1902.

June %, 1902.
Munpower, Miss NJ Kintow, Miss b
kirtz, Mrs Frank Cole, Roy
Coyle, Tommy Farlow, + f
Faubwai, John Heath, Joe
Hooper, NJ S King. A
Lipman, VIM Mason, c W
Miller, Billie Quick, Warren
Shay, II Smith, Tillman
Stiles, f Z Stewart, A W
Turner, George Wentworth, + A
Webster VIM A
WM. NJ. YATES, p. NJ
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1902-06-27
Blacksnaithing
Let Us Spray.
FEEDSSSTORE )'SS

At my place, on the Mt. Hood road one
mile south of town, | have opened a Flour
and Feed Store. No need now to haul your
feed up the big hill from town when you can
buy of me at bottom prices
mar22 d, +. LAMAR,
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1902-06-27
Get YOUR Eyes Tested

Nv one of the latest improved and best instru.
ments in America. My glasses are ground
glasses OF best quality. Warranted to ht the
eyes. VIII exchange any time during one
vesr Steel frames, with glasses, S5c; good
gold-hIled rims. 500, warranted for 10 years.
iva CHAS. TEMPLE.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1902-06-27
Jersey Cow for Sale.

young Jersey cow for sale. Also, cay use
iyIi II. $. GALLIGAN.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1902-06-27
Irrigation Notice.

. 1--- -
All those who wish to lrrigate their lawns
and gardens must make application 10 the
collector Prather Il Hemman and give the
number of lots they wish TO irrigate and time
of commencing.
The price for irrigation this wear will be 30
cents a lot but all Irrigation must be done by
sprinklng; no other method will be allowed.
HOOD RIVER SPRING WATER co.
New-York tribune., 1902-03-10
DIED.

daughter Of IS1a9 ss5G6
Agar and John Giraud Agar. aged 1ols months.
BIsCHOFF-After lingering Illness Henry Bischor in
the 10Th wear or his age at the residence OF his daush
Funeral services az the Lutheran Church Of the
day. March o. at IL o'clock Please omit flowers.
BoYCE--On March g. 1902 at No. II River View Ter
the late Jesse n. Bolles. Funeral private.
BRowNING-At Aiken S. c.. on March = 1902 John
Prentiss Browning beloved husband OF Elizabeth Work
March H. at 10 o'clock.
depce Of her danShtsr Mrs Eugene L. Maven sh No fo
sth-ave.. Brooklyn. New-York. Mary MONTGOMERY
vices Monday March 10. at her late residence. at 2
m.
@ 6h5 T SgP s'q % his sS III sg~a Msfsh
Interment Oakwood Cemetery.
years. Funeral from his late residence No 4ss
1Oth-st.. Brooklyn. Tuesday March IL. at o'clock
m.
FARNHAM-At Ossnins- ON Hudson. March s. 1902.
Carolyn Bell daughter OF Frances M and the late
March 10 at $3.50 O'clock from her late residence No
Cemetery, Philadelphia
GOoDRIPGE suddenly on nm March S.S Charlotte az ne Good
ave. Tuesday morning, March IL
Amelia Mease Widow Of the william Mott FeIioWs
ed IN dhs at SH Monday March o at
Ii O'Clock.
Sos, aaOH SON of the n as 1Sa 9SSS N1s
in his e2d year. Notice Of funeral hereafter.
REYNoLDs-on Saturday. March 8. 1902 Phebe A. wife
Some Monday afternoon. half o'clock. Please
do send flowers
beth de Haas beloved wife of A. Clark Robinson.
Notice Of funeral hereafter.
O 5 er arner VIII. OF Mtor sebuy
Ter United Ssates Army.
New-York tribune., 1902-03-10
A BOOK THIEF ABROAD.

To the Editor OF The Tribune:
Sir: Has any Of your readers been favored
with visit from expert book thief. a dark
young man OF gentlemanly and pleasing address?
He visited my house about a week ago. and. while
a too confdng maid took q fictitious message up
stairs. contrived enter the drawing room and
abstract from open bookcase a remarkably fine
copy of Grays "Odes' Strawberry Hill Press,
1857. The thief must have the flair of true book
collector, for the volume is one OF an almost in
visible thinness. and the shelf on which 1t stood
over, the thief was left alone in the room only a
few seconds. On the chance that the volume may
be offered for sale TO one of your readers I will
mention that 1t is bound in full green morocco
polished and has a long scratch running dago-
nally across one cover-a mark Oct me say) of the
carelessness OF some former possessor:
ROBERTSON TROWBRIDGE.
New-York March t. 1902.
New-York tribune., 1902-03-10

the ground landlord. VINO has been eremptsd
irofn all responsibility for the expenses OF local
government small group Of these hereditary
landowners owns large portion OF the wealth.
est districts Of the West End, and their fort
unes have been amassed to a large extent
through reversons Of valuable properties with
unearned increments. The rate collectors can
nave no claim upon the ground rent, and the
land tax has steadily diminished as a source of
national revenue The bulk of this national
land tax has been gradually redeemed and
uhEGlshed, and where it is still levied IL Is on
valuation Of property made generations ago.
Inc London landowners a class. are the
most highly favored property owners in the
word. They enjoy complete immunity from the
crushing burdens of local taxation. of which
property owners complain in all large American
cities. They have only to stand and wait and
thelr untaxed estates in the fulness OF time
heavily increased in value. The house owners
pay the ground rents and shift the burdens Of
the local rates upon the tenants: and the great
body of OCCupiers shoulders the entire expense
OF metropolitan government and Improvement.
The houseowner and the ocCupier are alike
caught by the income Eatherer in the in
habited house duty but the landowner is grad
ualy disappearing as a contributor to national
revenue. except as his income is taxed. like
that Of every merchant or lawyer. Tory squires
in Parliament beg the question when they
sert that the payment of rates is simply mat
ter OF adjustment between the houseowner and
the occupier, and that ground rents in the
final turn Of the income tax machinery
taxed. All the conditions Of landholding in
English cities are highly favorable for the privi-
legged class, whose interests are secured by law,
precedent and usage. 1t is lightly taxed and
not infrequently benefited by municipal prog
ress. and the unearned increment is its natural
heritage. INF
New-York tribune., 1902-03-10
WILLIAM D. JENKINS.

Elizabeth, y. J.. March 9 (speciaD.-Ex-Chief Of
Police William D. Jenkins of the Oldest and
best known Republicans in Union County died to-
day in Elizabeth from paralysis. He was seventy
eight years old and born in New Brunswick
but had lived in Elizabeth since 1853. When the
Republican party founded he was one OF its
pioneers in Union County. and even voted against
his brother, Captain James Jenkins. when the lat
ter was elected Democratic State Senator. and
again when he was elected the second Mayor OF
Elizabeth.
The brothers were originally Wings but when
that party dissolved they chose different political
paths. In all other respects they deeply at
tached to each other Mr.. Jenkins served twelve
years on Elizabeth's Aldermanic Board a longer
period than any other man has held that office
in the citys history, and he always I'd his cleo
ton TO Democrats.
He was for twenty-five years foreman Of the
Jewett OIL Cloth Works, in Elizabeth. Of which his
brother. Senator Jenkins was manager He was
six years Chief of Police previously was deputy
warden OF the Union County Jail. For years he
was agent for the real estate holdings Of Amos
Clark at one time the largest property owner in
Elizabeth and was also agent for the Jewett estate
mere. He leaves widow and one daughter.
New-York tribune., 1902-03-10
IN THE ADIRONDACK FOREST RESERVE

To the Editor OF The Tribune.
Sir: In a letter of mine published in The Tribune
on February 2 under the heading Of Scientific
Forestry" mention was made OF piece Of land
situated in the town OF Keene. from which all
trees big and little, had been removed nave
since learned that this lot has not become the
property OF the State, though within the lines OF
state Park as shown on maps OF the United States
Geological Survey. and in justice TO the present
Forest Commission. perhaps this correction shouid
be made.
NV letter was not Intended a criticism Of the
Forest Fish and Game Commission. but was
prompted by the proposed amendment to the con-
stitution permitting the sale and removal OF sott
timber OF more than ten inches In diameter. In
legislation affecting forests l think there Is
something TO be considered besides the mere money
value Those familiar with the forests OF the Adj
rondacks know that there is little virgin forest
left ana II is a great delight now and then TO hnd
a hit Of the woods untouched by the hand or man.
Doubtless II would be well II the State could re-
ceive some income from the public land. but am
sure voice the opinion OF many others VINO are
thoroughly acquainted with that section, who love
the woods and have studied the subject OF forest
cultivation when maintain tnat portions OF the
wilderness should be left as God created H. ,,,,
parcels OF land for camp sites believe thIs wouiu
Much of the most beautiful part of the Wilderness
IS stu in the hands of private owners, nearly an
reputable guides or others to put up camps II tney
cutting living trees and 10 be careful in regard TO
fire. -
Let us suppose that Is permitted to build a
camp or cottage on the shore of n small lake
owned by the State. With no desire to interfere
with the rights Of others, or in any way to monop-
olize the place Il is sure to have that effect
A will find it necessary 70 employ a guide; who
Drovides boats etc. He (the guide) soon finds the
opportunity 10 make money by fishing at
night perhaps with set lines or otherwise-and
disposing of his catch in the nearest village. The
real proprietor may be perfectly innocent OF this
but after a few years the lake has been nearly
depleted of trout and only one guide is the richer
for IT, This is not entirely imaginary case, but
the actual result where one such camp has been
built y H.
New-York March 2. 1902.
New-York tribune., 1902-03-10

Lear'1 are packed all depend for intelligihility
UPON WarWickshire pronunciations. There are
R9od many other items In Mr. Morgan's work which
Illustrate what said the beginning OF TINS let
eer-narnely that II one goes minutey 70 hunt Tor
Gorroporation of truth instead of for the gainsay
,ig OF IT, ne viii be rewarded. For instance, MI.
Morgan shows that Shakespeare used no Bible
Goes not mention the Bible, in fact-in his plays
at eI talthough there three tranSlatons or II
IN Ensland at the time), but got all his allusions
70 IL out OF the miracle plays popular report or
them-the last thing that Bacon would have done!
Indeed, there is nothing utterly hidebound as
your true Baconian. Everything is fish that comes
70 70 MS net! Show him something in Shakespe5are arr
speare have known that?' Au contrare show him
something erroneous and ask him II Bacon could
nave made such an error that, and he says
"Oh. well. Bacon put that in so as better TO
conceal his IDENTIFY" Whichever way the feline
vaults, IT is all up with poor Shakespeare!
The very basic proposition of Baconianism-
namely, that Bacon would have lost caste by hav-
ing IT known that he wrote plays and poems and
so concealed his identity. is rubbish. Did Sir
Philip Sidney lose caste by writing the AR
cadia'2 Did Sir Walter Raleigh, Lovelace, Suck
ling, Clarendon, Rochester and all the line of Eng
lish noblemen who have used their pens lose caste
by using them? l. HAROLD MCHESNEY.
New-York. Feb. 2S 1902
New-York tribune., 1902-03-10
THE WEATHER REPORT.

YESTERDAYS RECORD AND TO-DAY's FORECAST.
Washington. March 9-since Saturday night the storm
centre has moved Lake Erie 20 the Massachusetts
coast and except New England the pressure is high
east Of the Mississippi River To the westward the
nresslre is low except the states. with the
centre depression Southeast Colorado There has
been rain in the Atlantic Coast States with
I'm the districts and rain and In
the lake region. except Western Lake Michigan.
Temperatures have decidedly the interior ~ the
country and generally above the seasonal from the
Rocky Mountains eastward Of the Rocky Mountains
temperature except on The Ohio River has
apparently come standstiu Louisville with
Of PAS feet It stin rising below with stage at
Evansville tonight Of 94 feet a. above the danger line
The weather will cloudy Monday in the Mississippi
and Missouri valleys probably rain by night extend
ing Tuesday upper lake region. the Ohio Valley
and East Gulf states will also be
Monday In the Middle South Plateau In the Atlantic
States lower lake and slope regions the weather will
he generally fair. will be warmer Monday in the
NrssIssppl and valleys and colder in the central
Rocky Mountain 1t will be colder Tuesday in the
slors region Mississippi Valley on the England
Coast the winds brisk northerly. the
Middle Coast light 10 fresh northery. the
south Atlantic light and variable. and the Gulf
Coast fresh norherly possibly brisk the
Steamers which depart for European ports Monday will
haya fresh rsk northwesterly norEery winds and
are displayed the New England coast, except the
eNtre
New-York tribune., 1902-03-10
WILL GIVE HIS OWN TIME TO NEEDY

To the Editor Of The Tribune.
Sir: There come under my personal observation
freoueut OPPORTUNITIES to relieve urgent and i'm
mediate distress These cases are OF people who
are honest and naturally industrious, but either are
unable to secure employment or are sick.
Yesterday a family know to be most excellent
people were in great trouble. They came TO me 10
aid them in paying their rent. The father is SICK
and probably will live but short time and the
mother was told to pay get out" In my vista
tions I meet widows struggling to provide food.
raiment and shelter for their little ones, and L
often see children needing shoes, etc
For good and well known reasons these honest
and self-respectng people are averse to applying
for aid TO the societies supposed 10 relieve this
kind of need. I always glad to give my per
sonal attention to a wise distribution OF funds
designated for such purposes. Very truly yours
II. NJ. WARREN,
Pastor Central Park Baptist Church.
New-York tribune., 1902-03-10
PRESERVATION TO NAHAN FRANKO.

The eleventh and last Sunday night concert OF
the season was given last evening at the Metro
politan Opera House. The soloists were Miss FRITZ
scher Nine Sophie Trautmann, Mime. Schumann-
Heink and Mr.. Gilbert. who were assisted by the
entire Metropolitan Opera House orchestra, under
the direction of Nahan Franko. In connection with
the concert was celebrated the twenty-fifth ami
yersary of Mr. Frankos professional career. In the
course of the programme Max Hrsch, treasurer OF
the Maurice Grau Opera Company, presented Mr..
Franko with a large heartshaped silver tray. which
bore the following inscription: