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Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1902-05-01
would Com. ou. All Rlrh,.

Grimes-I wonder Tom should marry
a woman several years older than him
self.
Uncle George--oh, that's all right.
1t won't be long before she is younger
than he. There's something peculiar
about women's ages.--Boston Trans
cript.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1902-05-01
Rather DiscOurasins.

She-And you are not going to spend
the evening with me?
Hell am very sorry, dearest, but l
have pressing engagement and
She-Then take back your ring. Pm
not going to be engaged to man who
isn't willing to do all his pressing
here"
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1902-05-01
American Women Doctors.

America leads in the matter Of wom-
en- practicing medicine. The first in
the United States was Elizabeth
Blackwell, who graduated as physician
In 1849. Three years later there were
six In Philadelphia. In 1889 there
were 1900 women doctors in the Uni
ted States; in 1896 there were 1855,
and now there are probably 5000,
some Of whom have very lucrative
practice.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1902-05-01
Had lls ReaaaAA.

Irritable Old Gentleman--what on
earth do you stop at q station like this
forg
Objectionable Passenger (alightingl
TO allow me to get out,
Irritable Old Gentleman-Ahl Isee
II has its advantages then.-Pearson's
Weekly.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1902-05-01
Hoods JGrSGpdriLLG
and Pills

Make the blood pure, vigorous and
rich, create appetite, give vitality,
strength and animation, and cure
all eruptions. Have the whole family
begin to take them today.
Hoods Sarsaparilla has been used in our
family for some time. and always with good
results. Last spring was all run down and
got bottle ofit, and as usual received great
benefit" Miss BKuLAH BoYcR. stowe, VI
Ho0dYs SarsaparffEa peoMEses fo
cure and ko0ps fbo pr0Hsss0.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1902-05-01
rhs Clubman., Motor.

Clerical Caller--I am glad TO know
that your husband has taken my advice
and bought wheel. And you say he
goes out riding ON il every night, eh?
Hostess--When the weather permits,
yes.
Sammy (irom background - He
wasn't out on his wheel last night, ma.
Hostess-How do you know, Sammy?
Sammy-'Cause l heard him tell
Mr.. Tippell that he was out on bat.
Richmond Dispatch.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1902-05-01
A Real friend.

Miss Palisade--I was very much sur
prised, Mr.. Cleverton, that you were
not at church this morning TO hear me
sing the Christmas solo. Didn't your
friend, Dashaway, tell you about 1t be-
forehand?
Cleverton-Yes; he was good enough
to.-Harlem Life.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1902-05-01
Ths Post a. IN. Druaalst',.

Poet-How much for this prescrip-
ton?
Apothecary-Two dollars, please.
Poet (soliloquizing as he pays)-And
the publishers tell me that poetry is a
drug on the market. Oh, that it were!
Boston Transcript.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1902-05-01
In A D. 1908.

Mr.. Beecroft (dining)-Aren't you
glad YOU live in the Twentieth centuryf
Mr.. 0ttinger-Yesl Just imagine
living before families had X-ray ma
chine on their dinner tables with which
to detect the drops of solder in their
canned vegetables!-Brooklyn Eagle.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1902-05-01
M.rslv a SUGGESTION.

Old Gotrox-So you want to marry
my daughter, eh? Do you know what
1 expect to do for her on her wedding
day?
Young Poorman (embarrassed!-
N-no, sir. Y-you do not intend tc
d-die for her, do you?-Chicago News.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1902-05-01
An Urgent Case

When the Doctors telephone rang,
late one night, he went to the instru-
ment himself, and received an urgent
appeal from two fellow practitioners,
to come down to the club for quiet
game.
Emily, dear" he asid, turning to
his wife, I'm called out again, and il
appears to be very serious case, for
there are two doctors already in attend
ance. New York Times.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1902-05-01
Time Mastsd.

Hardlines-You know that $50 watch
I used to carry?
Funnybiz--Yes.
Hardlines-Well, l pawned it for IS.
Funnybiz-That's time wasted.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1902-05-01
Tommy wlshed 10 be Tan.

'I do hope that l will grow to be
nine feet tall" said little Tommy.
"Why do you wish to be-so tall,
dear?" asked his mother.
$50 when get in crowd can see
what is going on" replied Tommy.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1902-05-01
Grand A,,orim.nt.

Sue-Where did you ever get
foundation for "rummage sale?"
Tess-We let our big tom cat seren-
ade the boarders, and then collected
the missiles aimed at him.-Chicago
News.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1902-05-01
Spring Medicine

There is no other season when good
medicine is 50 much needed as in the
Spring.
The blood is impure, weak and
impoverished = condition indicated
BY pimples and other eruptions ON the
face and body, by deficient vitality,
loss Of appetite, lack Of strength, and
want OF animation.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1902-05-01
Exact Stati,tic,.

Crank-Yes; there are at least ten
blooming idiots in this meeting to-
night.
.Goodart-I don't believe it.
Crank (meaningly)-You're right.
There are eleven. Philadelphia Press.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1902-05-01
A Bu,ln.,, Killer.

Business is frightfully dull today" f"
said the junior partner of the tailoring
firm.
''No wonder" said the senior part
ner, angrily. Who wrote our ad for
the papers today"
81 did. Why?"
because it says: "Do you need an
overcoat? Try our Melton and
frieze. ."-Philadelphia Press.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1902-05-01

"You look thin and haggard, Jim" "
'Yep. took too much OF . dcbil.
itating mixture" /"
"What was itf"
''Sugar and copper"
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1902-05-01

''Her little boy has such : manly
way about him.
''Yes; noticed when was there
the other day that he found fault with
what they had 10 eat" "
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1902-05-01
n. SArlaLsss.

"And you love your husband a. much
~ you did ut flrstf"
"0h, yes, indeed; moro. But he
doean't seem quite a. godllke 40 ho did
at first. "---Brooklyn Life.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1902-05-01

whyte-Bienks calls himself prac.
teal politician.
Black--A practical politicianl Why
I asked him 10 change $40 bin for me
on election day last year and be said
he couldn't do Il.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1902-05-01

Chatterly-Who is the proud lady
with the naughty bearing?
Tatterly-She's q champion ping
pong player.-Town Topics.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1902-05-01

Nell--I have been assigned 10 read e
paper on ''The Ideal Woman" at the
next meeting Of the club,
Jack-well, all you win need 70 do
is TO stand up on the platform and let
them look 1t you,
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1902-05-01
Passing Il On

Ambrose-Archibald'sa mean fellow
he never will lend dollar.
Arthur-0h, he's not the worst; he
always tells you OF some other man
who might lend it.-Detroit Free Press.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1902-05-01

Ask Your Dealer for Aliens Foot-Ease,
A powder 1t Cures Swollen, Sore, Hot Callous,
Aching, Sweating Feet and Ingrowing Nails Makes
or tight shoes easy. At all Druggists and Shoe
stores, Is cents. Accept No Substitute. Sample
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1902-05-01

Piso's Cure is the best medicine we ever
used for all affections of the throat and
lungs.-WM. O. ENDsLEY, Vanburen, Ind,
Feb 10 1901
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1902-05-01

ElYO Permanently Cured. No nts or nervousness
Ftu0 affsr first day use Of DR. Snes Great Nerve
Restorer Send for FREE 90 trial bottle and treae
isA d. II KSINs. Ltd. ISL ArehS Philadephi p
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1902-05-01

Wise people use Hamlin's Wizard Oil
for Rheumatism and all Pain: the fool
ish ones try experiments.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1902-07-19
NATIONS MAY ACT.
Russia Calls For an International
Anti Trust Conference.

are only touching the fringe. There
Is a far greater question which must
be faced. At present the sole protec-
ton of any nation, Russia included, is
n heavy prohibitive tariff. This can be
raised at need, but it Injuries those
countries where the trusts flourish
alike with those that do it 1t surely
should be possible to avoid this.
RUSSIA Is affected but not more than
Great Britain is. Russia Is affected
principally by Germany, but, perhaps,
in an increasing degree by the United
States.
"Take as an instance the output of
steel and iron in Germany and com
pare prices at home and abroad. There
is an enormous difference in favor of
exported articles. But the danger is
as, great, If not greater, for the Brit
ish isles.
II cannot say, from exact knowl-
edge, whether the United States, which
was not represented In the Brussels
sugar treaty, has been invited to the
conference, but all would, | am sure
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1902-07-19

London, July 10-Great interest CEN
ters upon Gar Nicholas proposition
for an international conference to con-
slider concerted action against trusts
and the artificial depression of prices
by such government measures as ex-
port bounties or the control of produc-
tion.
NJ. Tatistcheff, Russian financial
agent in London, admits that his gov
ernment has issued a circular note to
all the powers that signed the Brus-
sells sugar treaty, which does not in
clude the United States, asking for the
trust conference and, in an interview
he says:
"a government does not make pro-
posal of this kind which is not seri-
Gus. 1t is a step in the economic in
terests Of all nations. 1t is Il propos-
al which has the warm approval of his
imperial majesty, the Gar, whose be-
inefficient intentions in the direction of
anything that may appeal to interna-
tional amity are above suspicion.
an dealing with bounties the powers
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1902-07-19
BRAVELY
Lee Rice Marched to the
Gallows.

Toronto, Ont, July 19,--Lee Rice, of
Chicago. who murdered County Con.
sfahIs Boyd June 4th, 1901, was hang.
cd IN the Jail yard here yesterday.
He went TO the sall9- brayely
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1902-07-19
BIG WHEAT FIELD.
Mr.. G. D. Seward Saw One In
Minnesota.

The kind of wheat fields Mr.. G. ID.
Seward, of 1877 North Broadway, saw
in Minnesota would fill an ordinary
farmer with wonderment. "There
was one field" he remarked to n re-
porter for the Democrat, that had a
thousand acres in It. 1t was an ex-
ceptionally pretty sight, too"
Mr. Seward and his wife and niece
have just returned from trip to st.
Paul and through the country 200
miles west of St Paul. During their
trip they had "A fine ride over the Chi
cago, Milwaukee & st. Paul along the
west bank of the Mississippi river. On
their way home they had a quick trip
coming from st, Paul to Akron Is "a
hours and 10 minutes.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1902-07-19
WERE FRIENDS
OF GAMBLERS
Is the Charge Made Against
Harlem Officers.

Chicago, July 10-The members Of
the village board of Harlem, as well
as Harlem's chief of police, are under
arrest on charges of conspiracy. A.
G. McCarroll, president of the South
Harlem Protective association, who in
spired the arrests, declares he has
proof that each official has received
money from Harlem and Hawthorne
race track gamblers.
While all of the thirteen officials
were formally arrested, none was Ia
ken into custody. They were allow,
ed their liberty on their own recogni
zance and will appear Monday for d
hearing. Warrants were also taker
out for the presidents and secretaries
of the Harlem and Hawthorne tracks
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1902-07-19

Let us move on. How green the
hedges and lawns that skirt the way to
SagamOre Hill. Is there a secret SER
vice man behind each blade of grass?
My! there comes the lawn mower!
Ron, men!
Here Is the private lane of the Roose-
velt estate. History is making under
that roof, beneath the shade of these
trees, and from the float near the bath
house hard by. Where will the great
Littlefield conference be held in Aug
ust month? On the sound? Mostly.
VIII Mr.. Littletield be taken in bath
ingI Octopi run close to shore In these
waters. He will need all his arms and
legs for gestures in next Congress.
Observe that tree Standing beneath
we are told, the President told Secre.
tary Root the best bait for gubble-
| chubs. Is the octopus fry or broil,
err We must wait for the next annual
report of the Secretary Of War.
The children have found new game
to play on the barn top. That flying
man with n cnmera streaming behind
him has learned the game, too, and
soon the cables will he warm with It..
| Behind the bushes over there the
President told Senator McI.aurin who
VIII get the dead mans shoes In the
Court Of Claims. The Senator has
small feet, yet they cnn be stepped on.
Seven fat jobs are growing over in
the garden That is the Panama canal
commission plant. VIII our friend
Jones pluck one? He must vote to re-
tire the Panama hat from the fashion
book next summer. That Is the main
purpose Of the Panama commission.
This Is Secretary Cortelyou coming
over the grass. He has definition
II IL smoothness without oil. Men
feel his unction, but their hands are
dry, II Mr.. Devery were here he'd
call Mr. Cortelyou "the Goods" He
has come out to talk TO the reporters
Has kirmct flung the groom into the
sky? Does the cook use yeast or bak.
|
Ing powder? Is the sugar which the
President feeds the saddler Bleistein
beet cane or bogus? Who sleeps In
the oyster beds?
The man wringlng his hands behind
the hedge Is n photographer. He die
not catch the President In bathing
The William Gillette is showing hin
the return route.
How thoughtless Of the President tc
play tennis when there is a postmaste,
Ito be named in Four Bears. Does h,
know that Chinese laundry trust ha,
advanced the price on plated shirt,
right here in Oyster Bay? Do plait,
plead In vain?
You forget that he is booked to speal
, at three New England fairs on his mex
trip, fearsomo trial, which calls 10
a study OF hegemonic things.
), Let MS leave him alone with syn
Z onyms. Another day we may return
to calculate how many tucks make
blouse for Archie.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1902-07-19
DAVID AND GOLIATH.
A Little Shot Put Old King
Coffee Out of Business.

When medicine fails, they sometimes
send sick people away to another eli
mate for their health. Sometimes the
climate does It, but more often they
stumble on the proper food to take,
and then get well.
A lady In San Diego tells of n friend
who left her home each December, for
the past two winters, to go to Cal, for
her health. She says: Almost all OF
her time was spent In visiting the doc
tor and sitting In big chair and
watching the clock 10 note the time
for her next dose OF medicine. Nerv.
BUSINESS was her principal trouble, and
with others of kindred nature, made
life for her burden.
On the OCCASION OF her last visit
begged her to give mp the use OF coffee
and use Postum Coffee. She replied
that she could not stop coffee. l said
no more Mt the time, but the next morn.
ing at breakfast, passed her fra
grant, steaming cup OF Postum, maxi
ing II ns II should be made. After that
/ had no more trouble, and my friend
drank no more coffee. But the most
surprising part OF the experience was
the change that soon came over her.
We began 10 note II within less than
a week. In less than n month her
nervousness had left her, and in three
months she was new woman In face,
figure and health. ! had not dared to
hope for so much benefit. although /
hsd beer greatly benefited by Postum,
but coffee to her system was simply
pcisonous. and l believe this Is the
case with many others. She returned
% her home In December, and was
xparried within less than two months
after. Ehc never fails to give credit
70 Postum for her health or thanks
b me for teaching her TO make It prop
erJy, and well she may, for Postum has
dope for her what travel, doctors ana
1tdicIue failed to do."
Name given BY Postum Co, Battle
egssS' rich' ~
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1902-07-19

Sold in Akron, O., by John Lam
parter & Co., Druggists. 1873 S.
Toward st.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1902-07-19

be welcome.
People may regard the idea of eff
fective international action against
trusts of all kinds as visionary. They
will make a great mistake If they do,
for it is matter which must be
faced
The suggestion that Russia has any
ulterior motive was repudiated by NJ
Tatischeff.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1902-07-19
WANT A 80
PER CENT. RAISE

Ashland, Ky, July 10-The conduc-
tors, motormen and linemen of the
Interstate Railway, have joined the
American Federation of Labor. They
will demand an increase of from 16
cents per hour to 221a cents, and recog-
milton of the union.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1902-07-19

Moki Tea positively cures sick head.
ache, indigestion and constipation. A
delightful, herb drink. Removes all erup.
tions Of the skin, producing perfect
complexion or money refunded 25c anC
SOC Write to us for free sample. w
II. Hooker & Co., Buffolo, N. Y.
Inman Bros, j. M. LATER, John Lam
parter & Co.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1902-07-19

A. r. Bass, of Morgantown, Ind, had
to get up ton or twelve times in the
night and had severe backache and
pains in the kidneys. Was cured by
Foley's Cure.
Sold by j. NJ. LATER, j. Lamparter
& Co., A. Warner.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1902-07-19
WONDERS
on Every Hand at
| Oyster Bay.
IA Reporter Writes Of
Just a Few.
The Presidents Life In Vacation
Time.

New York, July 19-Come, Alice, let
me show you the wonderland Of Oys-
ter Bay, where a Presidents normal
life on vacation excites more than a
gubblechub, writes a reporter from
Oyster Bay. 1t Is a pretty station
Mosquitoes meet all trains, separating
the leather skinned from the edible.
Are these the pirates of Oyster Bay?
Quite so. Each is captain of one
horse rig which will sail you to Saga
more Hill. They are the recrudes-
cence of the Niagara Falls hackman.
Let us submit to their extortions, driv-
ing slowly through the village that
we may see the outer fringe of life
here.
See the man In the quack quack
trousers screaming as he runs to the
telegraph Office. What is he saying?
| Quentin has thrown his father over
the fence.'' II will be told to New York
In red ink on the fudge page.
But stay, another man halts him.
He, too, has news that is worthy of the
colored inks. Yes, 1t Is as we feared.
The President has changed his policy.
This morning, it seems. he used sand
Sudspolio in the bath. He tubbed
this afternoon with Spares.
He can't float It," cries the indig.
nant Statesman.
Daily new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1897-1906, 1902-09-06
Business Change.

Mike Bell the well known fruit
dealer and grocer Of Peasants street
has sold his store to James Finello
& Co. The firm consists of James
Finello and j. R. Welsh. Mike was
quite popular and had a very com
Portable trade. Mr.. Finelo will
have charge of the business. He
has conducted the same business in
Connellsville for the past twelve
years and has been very successful.
He is very attentive to customers
and has already added a quantity OF
nice fresh goods He invites all of
Mikes old customers and everybody
else TO deal with him.
Daily new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1897-1906, 1902-09-06

Many Ohio citizens IN Washing
ton, holds lucrative Government po-
sitions, have declared themselves as
il favor of the present incumbent a.
the aominee IN 1904, and il anything
saoald happen and Hon. Mark Han
ma should loom up they would have
to take the back track or swear that
They did not know it was loaded
Daily new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1897-1906, 1902-09-06
AN OLD DARKY PREACHER

Said times a COMM when there
won't be room in this yer world for
both de good and de bad Either one
or t'other must git out.
The time isn't 'a'comin' $, it's al
ready here-when there isn't room
for both the good and the bad kinds
stationery in this store.
of Nothing but the best giving lodg-
ing here. That's
Daily new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1897-1906, 1902-09-06

Or. Andrews says snat Chicago
ought to have an artificial island for
the immoral persons Of that city
and suggests that the island be 10
cate1 in the lake We don't see hog
u il possible for Chicago to End an
island large enough in any OF the
lakes.
Daily new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1897-1906, 1902-09-06

II is said that Hon. Thomas
Bracket Reed will not make any
political speeches tnis fail tie has
been oas Of politics 80 long that il
y feared he might not talk to the
point, hut speak out aud say just
what he Thought.
Daily new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1897-1906, 1902-09-06
Wonnen's Suits.

Made of all wool home
spun in gray shades, Jackets
cut in coat style. Rare bar
gain for prompt buyers at
$4.98.
Walking Skirts.
The latest Fall ideas in an
endless variety made of Mel
ton cloth, and other suitable
materials in all the correct
colorings; tailored with side
pleats, box pleats or killed
effects, the popular prices are
SLIP, So. SO, 1888 and 81. 63
both in ladies and misses.
Daily new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1897-1906, 1902-09-06

There IS nothing extraordinary
from the Chicago professors this
week. They merely advise every
body 70 get married. They have IN
dpabsaaig entered into an agree 1eng
with the divorce lawyers
Daily new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1897-1906, 1902-09-06
ailored Suits.
Dress Skirts.

Made Of Broadcloth and
Venetian cloth in Tans, Blue
Black and gray, all seams, tai
lor stitched and every detail
looked after, finished withgood
lining, large variety of styles
at s2.4S, S4.o3, s.4.oS and
upwards; these in both la
dies and misses.
Daily new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1897-1906, 1902-09-06
&c. Gault, A New Architect in Town

II you are going to build YOU can
save money by calling on him at
room second floor Hall building
plans and specifications furnished
on short notice
Daily new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1897-1906, 1902-09-06

Which you think should have a
frame, Well be very glad to show
you our stock of mouldings, from
which to select an appropriate style
Its very probable you'll be suited
so many hundred of particular folks
have been precisely suited here.
PRoTZMAN,
The Photographer.
Daily new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1897-1906, 1902-09-06
WRITINGS STATIONERY

Tablets, Note Books, Composition
Books and Memorandum Books.
Writings Stationery gives nniver-
sal satisfaction. 1t is stationery
that you like to send to your discrim-
mating friends-stationery that makes
good impression upon your cores
pondents
If you have any particular PARTIAL
ty towards any particular shade,
shape or sort of stationery, you can
remember that Whiting stationery
comes in all shades, shapes and sorts
Goes for several sorts of prices, too.
j. G. McYICKER, Druggist,
MORGANTOWN, w. VA.
Daily new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1897-1906, 1902-09-06

The prices are low;
the terms are easy;
the title is absolute
ly clear and unem-
numbered.