Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1902-11-12
The Infatuati0n Of GRANDPA.

OF anxiety 10 MS SUI anu hiS aoiA y
wife, Mrs. John. They were fully pur-
suaded that he was in danger of being
married for his money, and that by
a young mink who might we'll be his
granddaughter. That grandpa mad
taken fancy to the girl they were
sure; that he thought himself deeply
in love with her they feared, for he
was not his usual jolly, careless old
self.
He moped about in fits of melan-
choly abstraction; he read romances,
and he had hunted up his old cracked
aute that he had not touched for tltty
years, and stayed out on the porch
evenings playing Robin Adair" and
other bygone ballads, with a Wheezy
wall that was distressing.
~ az can hardly stand it" Mrs. John
said, pinching up her pillow in the
vain effort to shut out the sound. He
acts like a love-sick boy. l tell you,
John, we've got to get him away, UP
to Eben's, or somewhere out OF her
reach"
eyes" assented John, drowsily, I'll
write to Eben if you'll persuade MIN
to CO."
- "Grandpa Porter, don't you think
change would do you good?" Mrs. John
asked the next morning. 'Ebenll
come for you any time you want to
go up there for visit"
81 won't go to Ebens! 1 won't stir
one step! I don't like Mrs. Eben; we
always quarrel. If you want me to
turn out I'll go over to Widow Smiths
and board.
And Widow Smith was the mother
OF the mink.
"Why, grandpa, nobody wants TO
turn you out" Mrs. John cried, hasten
: ing to appease him. "It was just that
you seem out of sorts lately, and we
thought change would perk you up
"I'm not out of sorts I'm spry as
anybody" he declared. Il suppose
hink I'm getting old5;and sort o
helplessSapa haven't much life left.
Look here!" and he turned down
chair and skipped oyer it. "And look
: tere!" he pranced across the porch,
jumped the steps, ran to the woodplle
and brought in big armful, saying
as he threw it into the box, Il guess
John couldn't beat that very much,
= could he, hey don't go down to the
gym for nothing"
"Why grandpa Porter!" Mrs. John
exclaimed, amazed at the exhibition.
: A laughing face looked in at the
. side door and blythe young voice
said gayly Good for you. Mr.. Porter!
told you the other day that you were
younger than half the boys. You
ought to see him on the turning bar,
Mrs. John" She set a basket on the
table, adding. Here are some eggs
Grandma Taylor was bringing to you.
I thought them too heavy for her and
came along to carry them for her. She
loked tired. Take this rocker,
grandma" in anxious solicitude.
The brisk, NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.
ing old lady who had followed her in,
sat down stiftly and the girl ratified
on, 'No, Mrs. John, can't stop a min
ute. Mr.. Porter, it's about time for
you to go to the gym, isn't it?"
Grandpa got his hat with alacrity,
and they went away together, stopping
first for the Mink to fasten a rose in
his buttonhole.
"Mr. Porter!" Mrs. John burst out
sarcastically, as soon as they were
gone. 1t used to be grandpa, be-
fore he took this silly notion. She
came on purpose to get him, she's done
1t before--the bold piece"
81 didn't want any of her help; she
took the basket right out of my hands.
AS if 1 couldn't carry it across the
street. One would think me to old
and feeble to stand up alone, to hear
her take on" Grandpa Taylor said,
Indignantly. I'm two years younger
than he is" she added, a red spot
on each cheek and spark in her eyes.
81 suppose you saw him making a
speck of himself''-grandma nodded
it's disgusting the way IN old man will
act when he takes notion to young
girl: I wish his old flute was in the
stove. I'd put it there if 1 dared, l
get so tired of his sentimental toot-
ing. I know it disturbs your folks,
too"
Grandma didn't say so, but to tell
the truth, she kept her window open
to hear it; the oil" fashioned tunes ap-
pealed to her healc, awakening memo
ries of youth and love.
IF Grandpa Porter had got to be SO
foolish, don't see why he couldn't
have taken a notion to grandma" Mrs.
John unused, regretfully, as grandma
walked briskly away, erect and trim.
THAT girl will keep him off till noon,
I expect"
Which she did, and then hung on
!. the gate at her own home and talked
to him, till Mrs. John had to send one
of the children to tell him to come to
dinner.
The child ran back with big eyes,
exclaiming: You'd just ought to see
grandpa"
"They all looked with big eyes"
when he came in. He was shaved
clean of all his beautiful, white beard,
leaving OILY a mustache. and that was
waxed till it shone; his hair was cut
in the latest fashion and with his rud-
dy cheeks and twinkling eyes he look
ed abslrdly young, almost younger
than his son.
"Well." he said, as they stared at
him, isn't it an improvement"