Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1902-09-06

policemen"
AS they reckon time: Glow long has
she been on the stageT" "Only about
three divorces. Chicago Record Her
aid
Some one has named a cigar after
Mary MacIane. 1t emits blue fame
and sulphurous smoke.-St. Paul
Globe.
Nathan Hale is reported to have said:
Il am sorry that am not cat so I
could give nine lives to my country
Harvard Lampoon.
"Noodelles never dlsagrees with any
body" Yes; that's what makes 1t so
disagreeable to have him around."-
Indianapolis News.
Father-"Well, my son, what did YOU
learn at school to-day" Little Proc.
tor-"Not to sass Tommy McNutt!-
Chicago Daily News.
Bragge-"I was knocked senseless by
a cricketball two years ago." The boy
In the corner-"When does yer expecE
ter get over it?'-Tit-Bits.
Truths echo: "Good men, you know,
are scarce" Yes, | know, and even
bad men have to make themselves SO
at times. Boston Courier.
The optimist: Grandpa-"Well, Hor-
ace, we haven't caught any fish; It's
hard lines" Horace--"But we had good
luck digging worms" Chicago News.
Pugilistic Miss Bilyums
act as If 1t was severe blow when she
didn't get the princep Believes,
she took the count. "-Phladelphka
Record.
Hardhead-"Well, every man has
right to his opinion" Pepprey-"Yes,
but the trouble Is he can't be made to
realize, that there may be wrong to
1t. "-Philadelphi Press.
THAT author keeps his identity close
ly concealed" Yes" answered Miss
Cayenne; until | read his books |
thought 1t was due to modesty." Isn't
it?" 'No. Discretion. "-Washington
Star.
Far from it: Girl with the Gibson
girl neck-"Fan Billiwlnk has begun to
show her age, hasn't sheP' Girl with
the Julia Marlowe dimple-"I should
say not. She's begun to try to hide it,"
Chicago Tribune.
1t was her first ride in an automobile
and she was deeply interested In the
horn that was used to notify people to
clear the way. Papa" she said.
"WellT' he returned. Make it snore
some more."-Chicago Post.
Haven't you read that lovely new
noyelY" asked the first summer girl.
NO" replied the other, the only edi-
ton of it I've seen has a horrld yellow
cover that doesn't accord with any of
my gowns. philadelphia Press.
Sociable: "Well, we'll" remarked
Farmer Korntop at the Zoo "ths here
lion pears to be real good-natured
"Mebbe," suggested his good wife, Its
one O. them social lions we read about
in the papers. "-Phlladelphia Press.
This is remarkably climate" said
the tourist. at Is" answered the old
settler. Ever since | have been here
| have wondered how a climate could
change so many times a day and every
time for the worse."-W Washington Star.
Upgardson-"I hear there is some
complaint that the continual dampness
is rendering many pianos useless"
Atom-"I have heard of its running d
great many pianos. but | haven't heard
any complain about it."-Chlcago Trib-
une.
The superintendent children,
why do we love to go to the beautiful
parks? What do we find there that Is
always fresher and purer than 1t Is in
the city?" Truthful Tommy with
cheerful promptness)-" Popcorn, sir"
tx.
Eyes, count, in all the park there Is
no place l like so well as under this
old, old tree" (Sighing sentimentally)
There are tender associations. you
see" AHA. / comprehend, mam'selle.
You have yourself planted the treeP'--
Punch.
Il can't imagine anything more I'M
satisfactory than a meal at our board
ing house." said the chronic kicker.
mo" replied the impressionable young
man. Evidently you never got kiss
from your best girl over the telephone"
Philadelphia Press.
He's all right: First congressman
"You have voted against every meas
ure that was for the best interests OF
the nation. What will you say to your
constituents when you get home"
Second congressman-"Sa I'll tell
'em I've got an appropriation for Mud
Greek. New York Weekly.
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