The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1902-05-26

Who is it loses all the fault
That other people find?
THE millennium viii not be very far
things, when it is as easy for a man to
find his collar button as It is for him TO
find fault. ''-Yonkers Statesman
It's poor rule that doesn't work at least
four or five ways.-Life.
It is probable that there are very few
British jingos left except those who feel
themselves bound by their past.-Puck-
He who has less than he wants is poor.
but he who wants less than he has is
pOorer.-Life.
This world which sometimes seems to balk
Would jog along mere nearly right
If pugilists would never talk
And senators would never fight
Washington Star
Little wnlie-say pa. what is the diff
ference between market value and intrin-
Pa-The market value, my son, is what
you pay for a thing. The intrinsic value
is four times what a second hand dealer
offers you for it.-Chicago News
Every man has right to his gym Swn q p9He
anything more than the right--Puek-
Cant somebody part them?' exclaimed
one Of the Mortified bystanders.
Part them? Not much said the man
who was nearest TO the scene OF excite
/ ~A-~A--
out. Ones an encyclopedia canvasser ana
the others a map peddler. Chicago Irl-
bune.
Say, pa said little Willie. Bumper
what is an upright lawyer"
An upright lawyer, my SON. relied
the old man. who had but recently ,puf-
mary, is one who lies straight up and
/ down Chicago News
A mental reservation always goes with
every definition of gentleman--L4ife-
Farmer Mossbacker-Col. Chinnaway.
the politician, declares that he is in the
hands of his friends
/ but it sorter looks to me that the true
state Of affairs is that his friends have
got the colonel on their hands.-Judge.
7 hope that the differences between
these I@o gsn i7l e a+e sld 1 9s ''ieu
I'm afraid Il viii net be-
1t must be- Otherwise we shall be con
tinually interrupted in our business BY the
themseiyyes q R washington star.
! isn't It strange that there are so many
self made men in this country You hear
SO many Of them Dragging about it."
they don't brag about it. Philadelphia
| Press.
At a meeting Of engine drivers the fol-
lowing toast was offered: ITO our moth
i
misplaced a switeh--1lt- Bits.
4 She-After all, what is the difference
between illusion and delusion2
He-Illusion is the lovely fancies we
have about ourselves; deluslon Is the
4 foolish fancies other people have about
themselVes--Lfe-
Uncle William. are you troubled about
mo sun: us de wharfo' er de herein
what keep me guessin' atlanta Consti-
tuition
What can't on erstan'," said Brother
Dickey. is de foolishness er folks in
buildin an plantin en bayin' an sellln
right over he.lfirel En- yit. we humans is
harder ter account fer dap what de dumb
amin ais Is Look at de people Wfla-a ues
been blowed up by dat burnin' mountain
/ over yander Dey knowed all de time it
WIZ a-comin'. but dey paid no tentlon
tail ter it tell II come En- is We folks
down here any better dan what dey is?
Not bit eT it. Why. it termorrer de devil
wuz ter git off dc Southern train fun
w as hin ton en- say Is dis Georgia some
body would make answer. Yes, sub, dis IS
CT orgla- but IT'S fur enough fun heaven
fer you ter feel ecmforta BILE Atlanta
Constitution.
Tommy 6earfunyo-If yer don't gimme
back them marbles yer nabbed III tell
Patsy-TelI hint He dasn't do nothin'.
Tomsny-E5e dasn't2 Why
Patsy-5e walks out with my sister.
See2-Tit-Bits.
AnAInerlcan ch1ropOd1St now IN Berlin
advertises that he has removed corns
from all the crowned heads Of Europe. -
Chicago Record-Herald-
Fast ez you runs de devil out er one
town said Brother D3ekey, "he puts up
at de hes hotel in de mex one. Nobody
sets on him hard enough ter keep him
| down. Atlanta Constitution
At a recent dinner Col. A K Mcclure
made witty speech. in which he said that