The Florence daily tribune., 1902-06-20

and wood ticks, or whether to go
down to the sea shore and catch salt
breeze and bankruptcy.
When You get up in the monring
nowadays do you feel like the open
ing paragraph of patent medicine
testimonial, does everything you eat
feel about four sizes too large for your
stomach, are You bothered with corns,
dandruff or ringing in the ears, and
are your nights filled with dreams
which end just before they get to you
with an axg If so, you need rest.
you need recreation, your stomach
needs change of scenery, you need
to get away some place where your
credit is good and where there is
plenty of fresh air at reasonable rates.
After man has decided to protect
his life insurance company and take a
vacation, he finds that the next
question is where to go, but, by drop
ping postal card to the passenger
agent of any of our heartless railroad
corporations he can, in the course of
4s or ~ hours, acquire more ltera-
ture with black bass ON it than he can
read between now and the end of
time.
The Jerkwater S Northern rail
road offers unsurpassed advantages for
tourists. Along our line are scores
of summer resorts and hotels which
have every known facility for getting
your money Our superb train No 4
reaches all these places by daylight,
as it stops only where large stations
or hot boxes occur
Spend your vacation at beautiful
Lake Lovely, the most delightful sum
mer resort south of the north pole.
Only three hours ride from any
where. Lake Lovely is pronounced by
all AS the finest sheet of water that
ever moistened the map. Base ball,
tennis and golf grounds within CON
venient distance. Croquet grounds
for those who can stand the excite
ment. Rates by freight on applica-
tion. -
For those who desire an incxpen-
sive, though desirable place, to spend
their vacation, the Sand Beach hotel,
at Lake Sand Beach ON the Map, can
not be excelled. Here is the place to
secure little recreation without
mortgaging the homestead or selling
the cow Everything reasonable and
modest, excepting the day clerk
necktie. Boating, bathing, fishing
and checkers. "
Mountain Brook inn, the ideal
above the sea level, in the heart of
Americas most beautiful range of
mountains Pure, fresh and bracing
mountain air served to all guests with
ont extra charge. Far away from the
clash and din of gong and whistle
and the unpent profanity of the man
who pursues street car for block
and half, and then misses it, "
Besides offering room which looks
smaller every time one enters it, and
"A species of hide bound toilet soap,
which is found nowhere else, the
average American summer hotel
affords untold social advantages.
Here the man who at home takes
in lawns to mow sis down and dimes
with the railroad president, while the
laundress and the heiress monkey
around ON the veranda together. The
man of wealth and the man Of poverty
walk arm in arm on the same social
plane, for neither knows whether the
other fellow is telling the truth about
himself or not, and the man who
confesses that he was once sent to the
legislature fishes and bathes with the
ostensible capitalist.
1t is to this fact, we maintain, that
the American hot weather hostelry
owes much of its prosperity and pop
ularity. 1t is delightful and harm
less custom, though man frequently
meets a millionaire at a summer hotel
and then detects him at some subse-
uuant time waving a lantern from tbp