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The St. Johns herald., 1902-01-04

Any anti-forelgn feeling that may be engendered by the attempt on the life of the president should be checked by the reflection that the would-be assas- sin is an American by birth.
The St. Johns herald., 1902-01-04
Her Greatest Treasure.

Mrs. Suburbanite- e-JOhn, I think we should have burglar alarms in the house, and then if any one tried to break in they would go off.
 MT. Suburbanite-Yes, n wake the baby.-BostOn Herald.
The St. Johns herald., 1902-01-04
Breezy UnIertakin-.

Blinks-I hear you are about to starr a new paper. What are you going co call It?
 Jinks-I had thought seriously 0f calling 1t the Bugle-
 Blinks-GOOdl Just the thing lf yO1 have fully made up your mind tO blow yourself-Chicago News
The St. Johns herald., 1902-01-04
Gnr Le1f-OrrE

She makes a bright spot on this dismal
 sphere. Who wears the red waist that she had
 last year.
The St. Johns herald., 1902-01-04
Wouldn't Get Licked So Ofs=a

Mamma (whO has just whipped Bob by)-YOu know. Bobby. love you. ana1 when I whip you do it for yOur own good.
 Bobby (crying)-WeIl. IT wish Tou didn't CbOO hOO) think so much Of me
The St. Johns herald., 1902-01-04
Nothing Personal

She-When marry hope my hus- band will shuttle of this mortal c0II without unnecessary delay. I want rO be a dashing young widow.
 He-How cruel of you to talk Ike that.
 She-Oh, don't you care YOG'n noe be at the head of the funeral prOces- sion.-ChicagO News.
The St. Johns herald., 1902-01-04

Now in the wind her Gainsborough, Plume-laden, wildly flaps. Unhandy hats, 'tis plain to see, Are often handicaps.
The St. Johns herald., 1902-01-04
An Emerrency sIuster.

Mrs. DasS-AIrs. Rash's friends dilln'c come
 Mrs. Cash-Dear me, Her Ice cream and cake were a dead loss on he< hands
 Mrs. Dash-NO. indeed She rushed around in her own neighbOrhOOd and invited a lot of people she hall1r asked.
The St. Johns herald., 1902-01-04

A German scientist now claims that monkeys are descended from man. There is some evidence for this belief on Halloween night.
The St. Johns herald., 1902-01-04
A Bright Outlook.

Clara-These autumnal days make me sad.
 Clarence-Oh, cheer up. dsaries we've got half a load of coal left over from last year.
The St. Johns herald., 1902-01-04
Quicker Way.

BObbs-Did your uncle make his for tune in Northern Pacific?
 Nobbs-NO. He used to drive an ice wagon.-Baltimore American.
The St. Johns herald., 1902-01-04
Under.

A dozen loaves, and each like lead, Fell down upon the bakers head; And it appeared, from what he said, That he was somewhat under bred.
The St. Johns herald., 1902-01-04

The trouble about long hair is that you can't tell whether its wearer is a poet or football player.
The St. Johns herald., 1902-01-04
We'll FOundel.

"Keene insists that if he had only gone into 1t he could have made a name for himself in diplomacy"
 "On what grounds does he base his claimsT"
 ''He says he has kept his wife and his sister on speaking terms ever since he was married"
The St. Johns herald., 1902-01-04

Anarchism is. briefly, colossal ego tism, as the crime of Czalgosz and the philosophical tommyrot of Emma Gold man sufficiently prove.
The St. Johns herald., 1902-01-04

part of 1t that actually comes Ia con tact with the corn-is scrubbed by steam every night.
 In many respects, the tomato canning process Is similar to that of corn, the chief difference, of course, being that in canning tomatoes, machinery for pairing takes the place of the silking and husking process.
The St. Johns herald., 1902-01-04

According to the testimony of some witnesses, the log book is record kept by ships for the purpose of not record ing important incidents in it.
The St. Johns herald., 1902-01-04
Dear Rnr.

Isn't young Mir. DOlley a dear little thing?" asked Miss Dude.
 ''Yes. he's such a wOmanly man," re- piled Miss Frocks.
The St. Johns herald., 1902-01-04

It would, indeed, have been a sad ex- republication of the irony of fate if Funston had been undone by little old vermiform appendix.
The St. Johns herald., 1902-01-04
As RegarIIs Are

"Her fiance? He look old enough to know better"
 Appearances are deceptive He iS. in fact, only old enough to be her faEh- er"
The St. Johns herald., 1902-01-04
Her Barometer.

"How kin you tell de age ob a chicken"
 By de teef."
 "Go long, chickens dOan' hab teef." But I has,"
The St. Johns herald., 1902-01-04
Sidetracked.

Clara-Pa has been home a whole week, and he hasn't got to telling a thing yet about the Pan-American.
 Laura-Why not?
 Clara-Oh, everything he began to tell reminded ma or me of something at the Chicago worlds fair.
The St. Johns herald., 1902-01-04

John Armstrong Chanler has re- turned to Virginia and proposes to prove his sanity. But he can't deny that he married Amelie Rives.
The St. Johns herald., 1902-01-04

the globe. The French peasantry are the most thrifty of all the peasantry of Europe. They are small land own CTS and have millions of francs in bank. It was an easy task for France to pay off the tremendous idemnity de manded by the Germans after the Franco-Prussian war. France has money with which to maintain war, and that is an important thing as war goes nowadays. Few Frenchmen leave France. There is comparatively no loss by emigration. Germany loses heavily by emigration. The young men of France find opportunities at home. Young Germans, Englishmen, Austrians and Italians must go from home to find a chance to better their fortunes. If the low birth rate of France is an evidence of physical de cay 1t is of course calamitous and threatens final destruction. Otherwise it has its compensations.
The St. Johns herald., 1902-01-04
Heroic Treatment.

In a recent case of pneumonia In Brooklyn $500 gallons of oxygen gas was used, the sick man was packed in ice, an alcohol bath was given every twenty-five minutes, and four quarts of milk with three quarts of whisky were administered daily. The patient
The St. Johns herald., 1902-01-04

It is hard for the professional poli- tician to understand why any man should ever ask for a court of inquiry.
The St. Johns herald., 1902-01-04
The U.ual Thing.

Briggs-I suppose. now that yOu've got back from your vacation. you Wi1 take a good long rest
 Griggs-That'S the worst Of L. spent so much money that I've g0c 0 work harder than ever.
The St. Johns herald., 1902-01-04
For Love

He-I understood she married him for his money.
 She-No. it was for love He-LOYe, indeed?
 She-Of course. Love Of his money
The St. Johns herald., 1902-01-04

If Lieutenant Peary has the least pro- fessional pride, he will proceed to get lost again.
The St. Johns herald., 1902-01-04

The mob spirit develops much more easily than it dies.
The St. Johns herald., 1902-01-04
A Narrow Escane.

She-I'm so glad it's to be platonic. At one time was afraid you would propose.
 Ia C1
The St. Johns herald., 1902-01-04
Natural Inferenc.

Stubb-Our foreign cousin is getting more Americanized every day
 Penn-Ah?
 Stubb-Yes. Every time he passed well-paved block in Chicago he asked which city alderman lived there.-Chl- cagO News.
The St. Johns herald., 1902-01-04

Secretary Roots proposed war col lege embodies a fresh effort to teach the young idea how to shoot
The St. Johns herald., 1902-01-04

Manila is to have trolley cars. Amer ican progress certainly follows the flag.
The St. Johns herald., 1902-01-04
The Easy Life.

"When I want a real, out-and-out mental rest I go South"
 "WhyY
 "Well, up North you have to keep your mind on judges, doctors, prOfes- sors, captains, mayors, majors and the like; but down South 1t is safe to call every man Colonel"
The St. Johns herald., 1902-01-04
Trotter-Wy, w'ats de row?

KaggIes-Aw, he's a tryin' ter work CT racket on de gang arbout indlyijOOl tomatter cans, cause he's 'fraid of dose blackberry.
The St. Johns herald., 1902-01-04
Cautious Weary.

Raggles-Weary's gittin' looney read in them scientific patent medicine books.
 IVY, Jo
The St. Johns herald., 1902-01-04

People so frequently blame a doctor
 for failing to perform impossibilities that at the recent meeting of the Brit ish Medical Association a distinguished physician undertook to state the case
 fairly, and show that some of the bur den of failure ought to rest upon the
 patients. AS human beings have be-
 come more sensitive to pain, he said,
 they have got into the habit of requir-
 ing treatment that produces immediate results. Thence arise two evils-dan- gerous experiments with drugs and needless recourse to surgery. The aver age invalid, said this medical man, wants to know at once what is the mat ter with him. The doctor cannot al- ways tell, and would like to await de- velopments. But the patient insists on being dosed, and as often as not de mands that an operation" be per formed. If he were content to go to bed and keep still, his ailment might cure itself; yet if the doctor suggests this, the patient concludes that moth ing Is being done" for him, and he hast. ems to call another doctor. Two things the public needs to realize: That the best physicians do not travel with knives in their hands-since they know that surgery has its pains and perils, as well as its successes-and that they are increasingly averse to dealing out drugs. The great men of the profes- sion win half their victories with pure air. cleanliness, proper diet, and insist ence on exercise for well people and rest for sick ones. Less famous physi- clans would be glad to follow their ex- ample if men and women would possess their souls in patience and forego the desire to turn their stomachs into apothecary shops. Give the doctor-and nature-a chance.
The St. Johns herald., 1902-01-04

Don't name a daughter FlOrsncsS she will inevitably be called FlOssi&
The St. Johns herald., 1902-01-04
The St. Johns Herald
0 O. E. overson, Publisher

Published Weekly at SC. J ohns Arizona
The St. Johns herald., 1902-01-04
My Laly's Hat.

GrdCIOuS! NOW, Inat WOuIu De enough to take ones breath awayw
The St. Johns herald., 1902-01-04
Breath.

"An air trust will be the next thing, I suppOsew
The St. Johns herald., 1902-01-04

A woman seldom forgives until after she forgets-
The St. Johns herald., 1902-01-04

The cart naturally precedes the horse when a back-up is necessary.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1902-04-04
PERSONAL.

d. O. Mills. OF New York. has just
presented TO the Lick observatory in
california o large rejecting telescope
which Will Dee sent TO ChIlit determine
the velocitics OF tlc stars iu The south
ern hemisphere.
Phya Ahharai. the ncw s.amrsc min
ister. who has just arrived boo Wash
ineion. was educated ~ the Oxford
university. England. AZ the time of
hi, appointment Dee was assistant see
rotary OF state iu Siam. and obi, IS Ibis
first diplomatic Office.
A bronze statue of Theodore Parser
has been placed ON ihc lawn OF the
First Parish lUniiar'an) church ~
West RoNbury hy That society. %
which Mr.. Parker wa. thcpastor"hcu
# worsh'pcd in Che ODD Westinghouse
in Center street. near south. in West
RoNbury.
At the t'mc OF his death the late
Puvis DE Cha,auucs was 40 work on g
series of frcscocs for the Pantheon
The painter Cain. who was intrustc'
with the completion Of the work. died
I'm his turn. The frescocs are now 90
be- finished by one Of ru'is DE Cha
vauncs' favorite pupils.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1902-04-04
RAILWAY RUMBLES.

The master car builders Of the
United states are now working on
the most difficult problem they ever
attempted viz, the designing of
standard box car.
Sweden is anxious Co save several
million dollars now annually cNpend-
ed ON imported coal, wherefore spec
cial locomotives are being construct
ed by way of experimenting with
peat and peat charcoal as fuel
A Belgian firm will manufacture
the steel rails to build the new Mex
Jean & Orient road, from Kansas City
TO the Pacific coast, the makers 10
take pay i'm land. American rail
mills are too full and rates of freight
are cheaper from Belgium 20 MeN'co
than from American rail mills.
The croolcdcst piece OF railroad DO
the Unitcd States is five miles bee
tween Boswell. Pa, and Fricdcns ON
The Somerset & Cambria branch of
the p. & q. railway. Th', piece o.;
road doubles on itself four iimrs'
making four horseshoe curves and 81
one point after making q loop OF
about five miles comes back 10 within
300 feet OF Itself, on q grade 30 feet
lower.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1902-04-04

DAILY
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1902-04-04

ARE YOU WISE great many o esGp SSw Sst or al nas
nation there g nedy sdua Mexican nustahs "''
The Tucson citizen., 1902-09-23
ONE MANS FINE CONCEIT.
Massing Of Men. He Says, Means
Strength; of Women, BOnnets.

Massing Of Men, He Says, Means
Strength; of Women, Bonnets.
"It's an odd thing about women" re-
marked Jones to his wife as he settled
himself for a special effort. 1--WE ad-
mire you intensely in the individual.
We adore you when taken singly, but
it's strange, sad fact that when few
hundred Of you get together you lose
distinction. A multitude OF rare wo-
men brought together in one building
for a common cause are far from ven-
erable. Look at SoroSis. The club Is
undoubtedly made up of ideal mothers
and wives, but one resolutely refuses
to find it anything else than q conyoca-
ton of bonnets. Earnest intense wo-
men recruit the ranks of the Woman's
Christian Temperance union, but its
mass meetings only amuse the rest OF
the world. An exclusively feminine tea
was never an object of envy to those
who pass it by"
"And what Of you men," suggested
Mrs{ Jones. Are you all so much
finer in a crowd3"
OuuOuDl9ulE, fepllcu Jones. IL
isn't open to dispute that gang Of
men is at all times convincing. II it IS
only mob with rope looking up q
criminal the sight does not lack i'm
pressiveness. The imagination plays
about smoker and speculates as to
the quality of the cigars and the sto-
ries. And a good share of the world 8
work has been done by men in mass for
purpose. Union to us is strength,
and the novelist has always remained
below when the door OF the banquet
hall was opened for the filing out Of
the ladies. New York Tribune.
The Tucson citizen., 1902-09-23
JEALOUSY AND PRIDE.
Through One Writer'S SpectacHes
These Two Appear as Virtues.

Through One Writer'S SpectacIes
These Two Appear as Virtues.
There is little jealousy in all per-
sons and especially In all women. It
springs from deep love, which always
desires to be first in the affection of
the one beloved. A lover, whether man
or maid, who is not susceptible to occa-
sional twinges Of jealousy is not truly
In love.
While jealousy, considered with REF
erence to it's origin, is not an ignobIe
emotion, it is frequently absurd in it's
outbreaks. A father is sometimes up
set with jealousy because he imagines
that his wife loves the children more
than she loves him. Mothers are fre-
quently jealous Of the husbands or
wives Of their daughters or sons. Wives
become jealous of the sisters or moth
ers Of their husbands. No one is i'm
mune against the little green bacilli Of
jealousy.
Generally the tears or frowns of
jealousy are swept away with a few
kind words and q caress, but there are
some unhappy persons whose jealousy
is chronic and who make themselves
ridiculous and annoying by their fits
and storms of jealous passion. The
jealousy Of such persons is beyond rea-
son. Indeed, it is form of demehtia
which begets every sort of violence.
Pride is the strongest controller of
jealousy. The theologians reckon pride
among the seven deadly sins, but as
matter of fact pride is at the bottom of
much of the yjrtuous action in the
world. Pride is the root Of most bray
cry, fortitude, courtesy, magnanimity
humility and industry, Pride is the es
sential spirit of thorough breeding, and
In spite of being enumerated among
the deadly sins pride is not connected
with turpitude.-San Francisco Bulle-
tin.
The Tucson citizen., 1902-09-23
A PARSONS NOBLE ACT.

II want all the world to know"
writes Rev. c. ]. Budlong, of Ashway,
r. l., what thoroughly good and
reliable medicine / found in Electric
Bitters. They cured me of jaundice
and liver troubles that had caused ne
great suffering for many years. For
genuine, all-round cure they excel
anything I ever saw" Electric Bit
ters are the surprise of all for their
wonderful work in Liver. Kidney and
Stomach troubles. Don't fail to try
them. Only soc. Satisfaction is
guaranteed by all druggists.
The Tucson citizen., 1902-09-23
Profit Sharing!
The Cincinnati EnduireP
$4,000

70 be distributed such of its readers who engage
iectual and profitable study them with
population, voting and government Of the State
The Tucson citizen., 1902-09-23
The Problem is.

What will be the Total Ohio State at the
State eecIon be held on Tuesday, November 4, 1902
$4,000 will be presented making the
$1zOOO additional if is making
total OF $4,000 for estimate
An additional O,OO will be
an exact before 3D.
SUCH eshfate made by monthly subscriber the Daily Enquirer
time of making such estimate
There 418 cash prizes ALL several of which equal
competence.
$500 for years subscription the Weekly Enquirer entities sub
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estimate
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additional estimates, of soc each estimate
DO not make estimate until thoroughly understand
PohtSharmg Plan of the Cincinnati Enquirer
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and regulations made and provided.
Send for circulars, blanks ETC..
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The Tucson citizen., 1902-09-23
FORTUNE FAVORs A TEXAN.

Having distressing pains in head,
back and stomach, and being without
appetite, began to use DR.. Kings
New Life Pills." writes w. P. White
head, No. 8 Kennedale, Texas, land
soon felt like new man" Infalli-
BILE in stomach and liver troubles.
Only 25c at all druggists.
The Tucson citizen., 1902-09-23
CARRIAGES. CARRYALLs.

d. S. Valencia has changed his car
riage stand from West Congress street
to the corner of Congress and Stone
avenue, at Alex Rossi's saloon, where
he can be found at all hours, or by
calling up number 661. mo.
The Tucson citizen., 1902-09-23
STOCK REDUCTION SALE.

Owing to the preparations we are
making to move to our Congress street
location. we will sell all harness, sad
dies, buggies and wagons at greatly
reduced prices until September /.
f. ]. VTLLAESCUSA,
110 s. Meyer Street.
The Tucson citizen., 1902-09-23

All trains carry passengers.
Nos II and IL make close connections at
Bo vie with Southern Pacific trains for both
East and West, and at Globe with stage lines to
Payson, Upper Salt River Valley, Riverside,
Tonic Basin, Ray and Black W6rrior mines.
Telegraph stations.
?Flag stations, no agents
Vim. Garland, Pres. A. NJ. Beal, Supt:
The Tucson citizen., 1902-09-23
MOrenci Southern Railway.
me Table No. S, in effect July let. 1901, Paci
Standard Time.

Trains No. l connects with A. n. NJ. tral
No. i. South bound at Guthrie
Trains No. i connects With A. & N M traI
No. Z, North bound. at Guthrie
JNo. BURNS. Super1ntendt n
J Mills, Ma er.
The Tucson citizen., 1902-09-23

Some very f1ne pieces nr iifrany
glass, at low prices, at Il. g. Capo'a
EnT Jeweler, SO West Congress.
The Tucson citizen., 1902-09-23
Eugene
ff0Hd's
Views on Ambition and Dye
pepssa.

Dyspepsia" wrote Eugene Field,
soften incapacitates man for endeavoP
and sometimes extinguishes the fire of
ambition" Though great despite his
complaint Field suffered from indiges-
tion oil his life. A weak, tired stomach
can't digest your food. 1t needs
rest. You can only rest it by the use
of o preparation like Kodol, which re.
leves it Of work by digesting your food.
Rest soon restores it to It's normal tone.
strengthening,
Satisfying,
EnVig0ratGnU.
Prepared only by e. @. DEWITT s. Co, Chicago
The 81. bottle contains 3x times th@ SOC. Aiz@s
The Tucson citizen., 1902-09-23
TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY.

Take Laxative Brono-Quinine Tab
let's. The druggist refunds the money
il it fails to cure. e. w. Groves sig
nature is on each box. 25c.
The Tucson citizen., 1902-09-23

Wedding ard hirth0Rg rings made 20
order, at z. @. Capo's. the Jeweler, %
West Congress street
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1902-10-25
Wholesale Revenge.

From Puck.
Mrs. Meadow Cat the county fair)-'It's
too bad that that Glover woman got the
prize for the quilt
Mrs. Nohacede Gan unsuccessful exhibit
or)-"Oh! I'll get even. My husband has
promised to buy her old quilt to use on one
Of his scarecroWs."
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1902-10-25

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vertising value. The Star
is delivered by carrier to
o2H% of the occupied
homes of Washington.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1902-10-25
The Good Parent.

From the Chicago Tribune.
What have you gone to smoking for, at
your age?'
Il want to show my boys how easy 1t is
to break of a bad habit"
Then you are going to quit tt?'
Yes-as soon as l get the habit q little
more firmly fxed.'
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1902-10-25
DON'T DELAY.

h in
suhlo prices If do
&c II a a
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