Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-02-22
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When de devil calls on some folks dey
feels IN duty houn' ter put on dey hes
cloze en- return de yisit.-Atlanta CorS.i-
tuition.
ltion off,
Small New England Boy-'Doueanut."
Judge.
Winks-'.Newlywed wants to be right
up to date Blinks-"What is he affer;''
An automobile baby carriage. New
York Herald.
Briggs-'Did You have any trouble
making love to that Boston cirl:"
Griggs-"Not after l had broken the
ice. Town Topics.
Says a Georgia philosopher: at IS =
pity we are all more successful OF dig
ging bait than We are at catching fish,
Atlanta Constitution.
Cassidy-"Why don't We ate YER din
nerE Casey-"Shure, this is Froiday.
are We wonderin':" Casey-;'Is turtle
soup fish whin it's made out o veal:'-
Philadelphia Press.
Mark Twain tells a story Of a man
who received telegram telling him that
his mother-in-law had died, and asking:
shall we embalm. bury. or cremate
herT' Twain says he wired back: Yes,
and If these fail, try dissection"
Not Great Drawback .-Friend
There's an amateur dramatic organiza-
ton in your village isn't theref' Sub
urbanite-"Yes, but usually manage
to find an excuse for not attending their
performances" -Brooklyn Life.
Monahan-"Poor Clancyw Donegun-
why, man alive! t is great luck he's
in" "Phwat! Dye call it luck to have
wan o yer legs cut OFF," "Av coorse.
It'll only cost him half as much now for
shoes and pants. Philadelphia Record.
Church-'I see the New Workers are
losing many of their old traditions"
Gotham-,''Yes; but they are hanging
on to one thing"
Whats that"
1.-THE straps in the street cars. "-Yonk.
ers Statesman.
Towne-"Ye their marriage was Sc
cret, and it never would have been dis
covered but for one thing"
Browne-"What was that?"
Towne-''They couldn't keep the d.
vorce proceedings from becoming pub
lie. "-Phiadelphia Press
The Widow-"I hope you will like
them, my dear DR.. Blessem. l preserve
them with my own hands,
DIR. Blessem-"My dear lady, your
kindness quite humans me--er-all l can
say is-er-may the Lord preserve you
Brooklyn Life.
Obliging,-"Do you think you had bet
ter eat another piece of pie?" asked the
neighbor lady, who had already given
little BObbie one piece for running al
errand. Yes, ma 'am," replied Bobbie
promptly, Il will if you wish me to-
Ohio State Journal.
Fond Mother-"Oh, 1 am so glad yor
came in! | don't know what on eartl
ais the baby"
Caller-"Shall run for the doctor?"
| Fond Mother-''No for an interpreter
His French nurse left suddenly today
and nobody can understand what h
says. The Wave.
Friend lover the wine after dinnerl--
''Your wife is certainly a Brilliant,
| handsome woman. | should think yol
would be Jealous of her." His Host icon
! fidentially)-''To tell you the truth, Sey
!
that a sane woman could possibly TAX
the least fancy to."-Tit-Bits.
Dear me-" said the British belle, 50
wonder if those horrid Yankee papers al,
daring TO insinuate that we have larg
feet? why, dear?' asked her friend
! "Oh, l was just reading one that said
The American shoe has invaded Eng
land, and the British ladies are wearinl
large numbers philadelphia Record
Pat-'Tve just card that my woife1
very i'll, sorr, and l think I'd better b
| going home"
Employer doubling him)-"Why, Pat
met a man today who told me you
wife was We'll"
| Pat (anxious to score)-"Sure, then
I've got no wolfe at all, sorr. SO w
must both be liars!'-London Punch.
Punch has a picture Of the rector.
daughter calling on Mrs. Barker and gen
tly Gliding her: MY father feels it very
much, Mrs. Barker, that you shoult
leave the church every Sunday just be
fore the sermon. Don't you think yoJ
might try and stay in future?"
! Mrs. Barker-'I dursn't do it, miss.
do sn0re that dreadful when I'm asleep
| In describing his early struggles to es