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Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1902-09-04
by, certainly. But what made


Ethel" said Mrs. Subbubs. stern.
ly, after that young man had said
goodnight to you on the porch last
evening ! heard several sounds like
KISSES"
"Yes?" replied the girl, demurely.
"oh! l know. What you heard was
the noise he made pulling his feet out
of the mud as he walked down the
path"
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1902-09-04
Helpful.

Here's 'Housekeeper' bothering me
again." said the correspondence edi-
tor. "She wants to know how to keep
jars of preserves from getting moldy
on the top"
That's easy" replied the snake ed
itor. Tell her to turn them upside
down"
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1902-09-04
A Danoeroue Tie

Strawber-Old man, I'm going to
take the fatal step tonight and pro
pose to Miss Quillcutter.
Singerly-Are you going to do it in
that necktie?
Strawber--Why, yes, of course.
Singerly-Then IL she says YES"
old fellow. you may be sure it is .
case of true love.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1902-09-04
To Study Auroral pIspIaxs,

Prof. Birksland is at the head O
the expedition which leaves Copen.
hagen this summer for Nova Zembla.
He will have six companions and the
object of the expedition is to study
the phenomena connected with auro.
raj displays. The parry will winter
at Matolshdn Star in house built
some years ago by the Russian gov
eminent and occupied In recent sum.
mers by q Russian painter.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1902-09-04
For the senefit Of cupld.

Celia-"o. we had delightful time
at ophelia's announcement party"
Delia-"What did you do?"
Celia-"She had us submit sealed
guesses as to the man she is en-
gagged to; the girl who guessed right
is to be maid of honor"
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1902-09-04
Conscientious.

You told our summer boarders
that we never skim any of our milk"
said Farmer Corntossels wife in a
tone of gentle reproof.
Il told 'em the TRUTH answered
Farmer Corntossel. I'VE buy 1t al
ready skinned from the dairyman.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1902-09-04
The Perversity Of Man.

Tess-She has finally convinced her
husband that golf playing is sinful, es-
pecially on Sundays.
Jess-Why, didn't know he ever
cared for the game.
Tess-He didn't. That's the only
way she could get him to play with
her.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1902-09-04

Burroughs should think you'd be
able to furnish more comfortable
quarters for yourself than these.
Markley-I would II had only not
furnished so many comfortable halvef
and dollars for my friends.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1902-09-04
How He Knew.

How He Knew.
She-That couple in front Of us
do you think they are married?
He-Yes, | am sure they are. They
have been married long time, too.
She--Why, how do you know?
He-Have you noticed that when
pretty girl comes on the stage she
always hands the opera glasses over
to him?
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1902-09-04
onIy Those Who Knew Him.

Miss Maison: Excuse my ignor.
ance, but ought | to call you Mr..
Bones or DR.. BoDes?"
The Doctor (irascibly): "Oh, call
me an old idiot"
Miss Maison: "Ah, but those are
only people who know you intim-
ately."
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1902-09-04
A Keen Analysis.

"Yes," said the beautiful girl. twill
marry you, but first you must make
name for yourself"
For myself?" muses. the sutton.
Rather should you say name for
YOU"
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1902-09-04
THE HUMOR OF LIFE
CHOICEST JEsTs AND JINeLEs OF
THE WEEK.
Accepted suitor to Earn a Name for
His Wife-6oy Kept His Eye on the
Horse, as instructed-The Ineffi,
eacy Of Words.


"Wir you keep an eye on my horse,
my son, while step in and get
drink"
"Yes. sir
Stranger goes in. gets his drink,
comes out, and finds his horse miss
ing.
Where is my horse. boy?"
Hes run'd away, SIR"
Didn't | tell you to take care OF
him. you young scamp"
mo. sir; you told me to keep my
eye on him, and did till he got clean
out of sight
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1902-09-04

why is it," said the self-conscious
young man who is to be married,
that all the world loves a lover?"
Perhaps" answered the coarse
and cynical person, ut is because pity
is akin to love-"
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1902-09-04

YES" SAID the absent-minded man,
Il have quit doing my own shaving.
1t really Is dangerous"
"Nervous?" asked the barber.
"Oh. no. But yesterday | tried to
lather my face with the razor"
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1902-09-04
Kept Il MOVING.

did any one ever read your writ.
ings?" asked the artist.
Certainly" responded the naughty
poet. Every editor in the country
has read them"
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1902-09-04
His Warm Greeting

Il saw that handsome Mr.. Styles we
met at the ball, in his motor car. to-
day"
did he speak to you?"
Yes, he shouted to me to look out
as | was crossing the street."
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1902-09-04
He Had Been in Paris. Too.

Il see that Chauncey Depew isn't
feeling well and is homesick and has
the blues"
Where Is he?"
In Paris"
"oh, that's Just the way felt the
next morning."
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1902-09-04
Prominence.

He's becoming quite prominent
citizen. isn't he?"
well, should say! Why. ne can
get his picture in the papers without
having to be cured of something"
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1902-09-04
Her Expertness.

rs your typewriter an expert?"
Well, rather. Why, she has the
Office in turmoil more than half the
time"
How is that an indication OF an
expert typewritist?"
"Oh, | didn't say she was an ex.
pert typewritist. She's an expert
fiirt."
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1902-09-04
pldn,t Press the Question.

Female lawyer-How old are you?
Female witness--You know as we'll
as I do that I'm just a week younger
than you are, but il necessary
Female lawyer (hastily)-Never
mind; 1t isn't necessary.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1902-09-04
And They Never Do Il.

''He would be all right" said the
man who is always criticising others,
''if it weren't for his fearful habit of
mendacity."
Il have always regarded him as
possessing the highest ideas of
honor"
yes. But he is one of those peo-
pie who are always announcing that
they are going to tell you the funniest
story you ever heard"
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1902-09-04

Curious man, that Blink"
What has he been doing?
Nothing. It is what he refrains
from doing that makes him remark
able. He's just purchased a residence
out of town and never says a word
about being obliged to sleep under
blankets.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1902-09-04
Pleasant for plnaIes.

"Mr. Diggles," said the boy with
big ruffies on his shoulders, Il wish
you would let me come and see where
you live; | want to look at your
ROOM
Why, certainly. But what made
you think of that?"
MY sister said it was better than
your company, so | thought it must
be something fine"
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1902-09-04
We 0fters Greatest Opportunity

For young men Of limited means who want 70 own
their farm for those with capital who are seek
ing safe and profitable investment, foI those who
ave grown-up sons and daughters for whom they
wish 10 provide homes and farms We have lands In
oil parts OF Minnesota and the Dakotas at prices
ranging from $1,000 TO $4,000 per acre. For
further particulars and Information write, stating
Just what you want, ETC.. TO
N. MILLER LAND co., Browns Valley, Winn.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1902-09-04

A fellow doesn't have to be very
strong In order to Ureak a promise.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1902-09-04

piphtheris, sore throat. Group. Instant
relief. permanent cure Dr. Thomas Flee
trio OIL At any drug store.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1902-09-04

! DO not believe Piso's Cure for Consump.
tion has an equal for coughs and colds.
John T. Boyer. Trinity Springs. Ind, Feb.
~ fQ00
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1902-09-04

What brilliant lot we would be IL
every man was half as smart as he
thinks he is!
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1902-09-04

He is a wise mortal who think
thrice before he speaks.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1902-09-04

When a clergyman goes into pol.,ics
does he become a divine heller?
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1902-09-04

Stops the Cough and
Works on the Cold
Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. Price 26c.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1902-09-04

will have Defiance Starcn. not alone
because they get one-third more for
the same money. but also because of
superior quality.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1902-09-04

You are fortunate il you believe all
that you say.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1902-09-04

When a man is said to lead a dogs
life 1t is an insult to the dog.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1902-09-04

ALL Up TO DATE HOUsEKEEPERs
use Defiance Cold Water Starch, because
It is better and OF. more of II for same
money.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1902-09-04

Look prosperous and the world will
take you at your own valuation.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1902-09-04

When you are doing well. let well
enough alone.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1902-09-04

Mr.. Henry A. Salzer, the well known
La Grouse, Wis. scotsman, accompanied
by his family left for Europe last week
and will return in November. During
his absence Mr.. Salzer will look up
some new seed novelties in Russia
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1902-09-04

A wise man never trusts anyone who
trusts to luck.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1902-09-04

DAILY AND SUNDAY PAPER, $50 A
YEAR
The DIES MONIES DAILY and SUN
DAY NEWS j. sent to any address for
mos. soc for 3 mos, 25c for 1 mo. Asso
ciated Press dispatches, market reports.
and many attractive features for family
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1902-09-04

Mrs NJ. X Bousch, Richmond, Va,
writes:
81 had eafarrh all through my sys-
tenn for two years and could get no re-
lief Twas advised to try Peruna, and
Ihave taken five bottles of ID and am
well and better now than ! have been
for years. can advise any one who
has cafarrh of any part of the body to
take Peruna. My little girl, who Is
eleven years old had cafsrrh, but was
cured by Peruna. Before began to
take Peruna ! was sick all the time,
but now ! an entirely cured and oil
praise Is due Peruns. --.Mrs. NJ. X.
Bousch.
Miss Pearl Bousch writes: when
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1902-09-04

Liking leads to love and love to
likeness
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1902-09-04

HOUsEKEEPERs, ATTENTION
Try package OF Russ Bleaching Blue and
you viii use no other. loo At groeers.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1902-09-04
WHEN YOU BUY STARCH

Some men like to fish because its
the next thing to doing nothing.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1902-09-04

buy Defiance and get the best. 10 OF. for
10 cents. Once used. always used.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1902-09-04

on washday rubbing clothes Use Getty's New
Laundry Soap. 1t saves labor. AL grocers.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1902-09-04

! was doctored by several good physi.
.cians, but none did me any good. My
! mother was taking Peruna at the time
I and gave some of it to me, and soon
began to improve, and aIn now well and
! fat as a little pig. am twelve years
old. The doctors told mother had the
consumption, but it was only catarrh. ="
Miss Pearl Bousch.
tits no longer question as to whether
Peruna can be relied on to cure all such
! cases During the many years in which
/ Peruna has been put to test in all forms
and stages of acute and chrcsic catarrh
no one year has put this remedy to
greater test than the past year.
| Peruna is the acknowledged catarrh
remedy of the age. DIR. Hartmsn, the
compounder of Peruna, has written a
book on the phases of catarrh peculiar to
women, entitled, '=ealth and Beauty"
1t will be sent free to any address By
The Peruna Medicine Co Columbus, o.
| II you do not derive prompt and salts
factory results from the.use of PeruRa,
write at once to DR. Hartman, giving a
full statement of your case and he will
be pleased to give you his valuable ad.
vice gratis
| Address DIR. Hartman, President of
The Hartman SanitariuIn, Columbus,
! Ohio.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1902-09-04

Even the bright and shining legal
light is often turned down.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1902-09-04

Frequently emotion is taken for
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1902-09-04

Europe Is really in dread OF j.,
p Morgan" mo wonder. First
thing she knows. Europe will find her
self incorporated under the laws Of
New Jersey."-Puck
The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1902-10-17
DIPLOMATIC CHANGES
State Department. Transfers
Officials In Many Countries
--Francls' Resig alton.

New York, Oct. 15.-Former Pres
lowing changes in the diplomatic corps
have been announced by the state de-
partment:
Henry l.. Wilson, minister to Chile,
to be minister to Greece, in place OF
Charles 3. Francis, resigned. John q.
Jackson, tirst secretary OF embassy at
Berlin, to be minister To Chile In place
Of MIR. Wilson. II. Percival Dodge
second secretary of embassy at Berlin,
to the first secretary in place OF Mr..
Jackson. Reynolds Hit. third secre..
hry OF embassy at Paris. TO be second
secretary at Berlin In place Of Mr..
Dodge. Peter Augustus Jay Rhode
IsL'nd appointed third secretary at
Paris in place OF Mr.. Hit. W
The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1902-10-17
SAYS NEWSPAPERS
HAVE HAD ENOUGH
Morgan Refuses to Make Fur
ther S tatem ent On Strike
Situation--Mss ssnate Re-
turns to New York.

(NewsDemocrat Leased Wire Service.)
Washington, Oct. IA. Pierpont
Morgan, his partner, Robert S. Bacon,
and Secretary Root, took breakfast at
the Arlington. Morgan was held up
as he left the dining room and askel
whether he had any statement to
make regarding the latest offer of
the operators. He replied without
turning around: Haven't you had
enough for one day." Neither Sec
retary Root nor Mr.. Bacon had any
thing to say on the strike situation.
Morgan, accompanied by Bacon, LETT
on his special train over the Baltimore
& Ohio for New York at $50 this
morning
The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1902-10-17
AMERICAN GENERALS
Sec EvoIutIons Of English Ar.
tiIlery at Aidershot-.
Meet kitchensp.

London. Oct. 16.-Generals Corbin
Young, and Wood and their aides de
camp visited the British camp at AL
dershot yesterday, as the guests of
General French, and inspected the SOL
dicrs' quarters, witnessed evolutions
by light horse battery of artillery
and visited the gymnasium, where
there was an interesting exhibition
of the setting up drill, athletic ex-
ercises and swimming competitions.
The officials offered to turn out all
the troops for the Americans inspec-
tion, but the generals declined to trou-
BILE them to that extent. After lunch
con with General French and his sta.f
the party returned to London.
The American generals said they
found the troops to be in excellent
condition and, the garrison was pro-
nounced to be in ship-shaDe and eff
ctently conducted.
The visiting generals dined with the
war secretary. Mr., Brodrick, last
evening to meet Lovd Kitchener. In
addition to General Corbin and his
party the guests included Earl Rob-
erts, Lord Lansdowne, the foreign
secretary, and other members of the
government. The function was a
purely social one.
The American generals go to Wool
wich ncxt Thursday to inspect the ar
senal there.
The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1902-10-17
Praised by Mayor Tom
L. johnson.
BILLY" RADCLIFFE
Wcli Known in This District,
Mentioned at Youngstown
Meetins--Foley Speaks
Again.

Youngstown, o., Oct. 14.-Under
favorable auspices Mayor johnson has
inaugurated the final week of the
great original cross-country tent cam
paign. Youngstown is big place, the
biggest, leaving out Toledo, that the
campaigners have visited in their
perigrinations.
There we're two new speakers at the
tent Monday evening. One was John
FL. Clarke. of Cleveland, who formerly
resided in Youngstown. The other
was John U. Crosby, of New York, the
well known single taxer, who CHANGED
to be in Youngstown last evening. In
introducing Mr.. Crosby, the mayor
characterized him as "the man who
was selected of all the men of the
United States to deliver the funeral
Grafton over the remains of the great
est American citizen, Henry George"
Mr.. Clarke, in his address, took oc-
casion to deny most emphatically the
stories of rupture between himself
end the mayor. Both Mr.. Clarke and
Mr.. Crosby were warmly applauded.
William J. Foley, mayor of East Pal
estine, and Democratic candidate for
congress in the eighteenth district,
made an address following Mr.. John
son.
The mayor varied his usual mode of
proceeding by praising w. r. Leon
ard, the Republican auditor of Mahon-
ing county Mr.. Johnson said that
Mr.. Leonard had endeavored to do his
duty, and that his votes on assessing
boards were in accordance with the
interests Of the people. But he still
rides on passes" said Mr.. Johnson. Il
hope that he will soon come to our
way of thinking in that matter also"
Billy" Radcliffe, man widely
known for his quaint advocacy of the
teachings of Henry George, was high
ly praised by Mr.. Johnson. Radcliffe
is resident of Youngstown, and is
candidate for sheriff this fall on the
Democratic ticket You have a man
in Youngstown" said the mayor,
whom l reckon as one of my best
friends. He is a loyal, liberty-loving
citizen, God bless him, and one who
devotes every minute of his working
day to the problem of lettering the
conditions of his fellows. l wish |
lived in Mahoning county and had a
hundred votes to cast for Billy Rad
clifse.' Mr. Johnson was greeted by
q number Of questions, but they were
all of the stereotyped variety, ques-
tions which have already been an
swered by the mayor many times.
Tuesdays meeting will be at War
ren. the county seat of Trumbull coun-
~.
The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1902-10-17
NEWS IS WELCOME
IN STRIKE FIELD
Miners Can Scarcely Believe
That Conflict Is Likely 10 q
End-Bulietins are Re-
ceived With Joy.

(News-Democrat Leased Wire Service.)
Tamaqua, Pa, Oct. 14.-News that
the coal operators had agreed to
stand by a decision of board of ar
bitrators, has been received with keen
satisfaction here. When the miners
heard the news they looked at one
another in wonder, scarcely believing
than the struggle which had been
waged so fiercely was to be brought to
an end. There was little outward
demonstration. The business people,
who have suffered considerable wore a
different look this morning. The hope
of a speedy settlement worked like
magic on them. Mitchell is saying
nothing and news from him awaited
with interest.
The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1902-10-17
DUFFY WILL SPEAK IN
CANTON FRIDAY OCT. n
Schedule Of la Dor c q n d I d a te's
Appearances Through Eieh-
teenth District.

Lisbon, Oct. 14.-Charles Bonsall,
the labor leader, of Salem, is working
in the interests of T. J. Duffy's candi-
Gacy for congress and came to Lis.
bon to assist in the organization OF
Duffy's followers here This was got
ten under way at an informal meeting
last evening. The dates for Candi-
date Duffy's address at evening meet
ings in the district as arranged at a
meeting in Alliance Saturday evening
were given out by Mr.. Bonsall and are
as follows:
Sebring, Wednesday, Oct. 49, East
Palestine, Thursday, Oct. 16; Massil-
Ion, Friday, Oct, II; Salineville, Sat
urday, Oct. 1S; Alliance, Oct. 90;
Louisville, Tuesday, Oct. 81; Canal
Fulton, Thursday, Oct. 90; Canton.
Friday, Oct. "a; Youngstown, Satur-
day, Oct. 25; Salem, Monday, Oct. 81;
Leetonia, Tuesday, Oct. 2S; Lisbon,
Wednesday, Oct. 30; Irondale, Thurs
day, Oct. 80; East Liverpool, Oct 81;
Wellsville, Saturday, Nov. l.
The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1902-10-17
AUSTRIAN SURGEON
Compelled to Secure License
to Practice In llIinois--Arm-
our Operation.

Chicago, Oct. 16-The Illinois state
board OF health yesterday served a
summons on DR.. Adolf Lorenz, profess
sor of orthopedic surgery in the Uni
versity of Vienna, to appear before
that body and state why he should not
be made to comply with the law re-
gulating the practice of surgery IN
this state. The trouble has arisen
from the fact that since the operation
upon. the young child OF Ogden Ar
mour last Sunday for a congenital dis
location of the hip, Dr. Lo-
REM has been besieged with
appeals to operate on others afflicted
with the same disease, and the state
board of health now insists that the
doctor should take out license If he
intends to remain here and practice
his profession.
Dr. Lorenz later appeared before the
state board of health and secured a
license to practice his profession in
the state of Illinois.
The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1902-10-17
MEXICO MUST PAY
BIG SUM TO BISHOPS
international Court Of Arbitra-
tion at the Hague Makes
Decision In First
Case.

The Hauge, Oct.-The interna-
tional Court of Arbitration today de-
cided the Pious Fund case by con-
demning Mexico TO pay q 100000 In
case, which is the first to come be-
fore the court, arose out of the fund
subscribed in Europe in 1897 for the
support of California missions.
1t was administered by Mexico from
1867 until the conquest of California
by the United States. Since that time
the respective responsibility of the
two nations for the fund las been in
dispute.