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Watauga Democrat. [volume] (Boone, Watauga County, N.C.) 1888-current, 1902-09-11

wonderfully successful In promptly curing
lame back, kidney, bladder, uric acid trou-
bles and Bright's Disease, which Is the worst
form Of kidney trouble.
Dr.. Kilmer's SwampsRoot Is not REQ
ommendedfor everything but II you havekid-
ney, liver or bladder trouble II will be found
Just the remedy you need. lthas been tested
In so many ways, in hospital work. in private
practice, among tho helpless too poor to pur-
chase relief and has proved 50 successful IN
every case that special arrangement hss
been inade by which all readers Of this paper
who have not already tried Il. may have .
sample bottle sent free by mail, also book
telling more about Swamp Root and how 10
t'~AAnAH you have kidney or bladder trouble.
When writing nr ention reading this generous
offer in this paper and E
send your address TO aaHS1Sk1 Ss. u
Dr.. Kilmer & Co., ,Bing- SSFi7 i sis;ss
hamton, N. Y. The lsss 3
regular fifty cent and HON. q sssnp-AssA
dollar sizes are sold by all good Druggists
Watauga Democrat. [volume] (Boone, Watauga County, N.C.) 1888-current, 1902-09-11

Hickory Democrat: Last
Sunday boys were playing
pranks with Harry Links
big dog. ::Pitching and roll
ing silver dollars to see the
large canine catch them. Ned
Hoys threw up q dollar, the
dog caught a0d swallowed it.
The dog left with a dollar I'M
Ned q dollar out.
Watauga Democrat. [volume] (Boone, Watauga County, N.C.) 1888-current, 1902-09-11

Opportunities are a good
deal lik eels." says the Mana
yunk philosopher. 81 U 8 t
when you get one hooked it
tangles you all up and you
don't know what to do with
it -
Watauga Democrat. [volume] (Boone, Watauga County, N.C.) 1888-current, 1902-09-11

The busieet and mightiest lit
tie thing that was ever made 10
DR.. Kings New Life Pile. These
pills change weakness into stren.
9Th, listlessness into energy, and
6rain.fag into mental power.
They're wonderful in building up
the heath. Only 25c per box. For
sale by M. b. Blackburn.
Watauga Democrat. [volume] (Boone, Watauga County, N.C.) 1888-current, 1902-09-11
a Certain Cure for Dyseatsry and d..
arrhOea.

afrhOee.
Some years ago | WAS one
OF q parta that intended ma.
king a long bicycle trip, says
E. L. Taylor, o. New Albany
Bradford county, Pa. II was
taken suddeuly with diar.
rhoea and was about to give
MP tha trip. when, Editor
Ward, OF the Laceyville Mes
senger. snggested that Itake
q dOse of Chamherlain's Col
(, ic, Cholera and Diarrhea Rem
edy. l purrhased q bottle
and took two doses. one be.
fore starting and one on the
route. l made the trip success
|, fully and never ieit any bad
effect. Again last summer I
, was allnst completely broke
down With an attack Of dys-
/. entery. l bought a bottle oi
the same remedy and I b I {
time one dOsa cured me. .
/, Sold by NJ. B. blackburn.
Watauga Democrat. [volume] (Boone, Watauga County, N.C.) 1888-current, 1902-09-11

Hickory Democrat: Hon.
r. s. Coffpy, Of. Boone, was
here last week. Ourcandidate
is looking we'll and sin good
shape to make it too hot for
Moses in the approaching
campaign.
Watauga Democrat. [volume] (Boone, Watauga County, N.C.) 1888-current, 1902-09-11
A Shocking Calamity.

Lately befell a railroad labor
err" writes DR.. A. Kellett, Of VIII
liford, Ark. HIS foot was badly
CT ushed, but Bucklen's Arnica
Salve quickly cured him. 1t ia
simply wonderful tor burns, boils
piles and all skin eruptions. It'e
the worlds champion :iealer. A
cure guaranteed. Csc. Sold by NJ,
B. Blackburn.
Watauga Democrat. [volume] (Boone, Watauga County, N.C.) 1888-current, 1902-09-11
wASHINGTONLETTER
From sar Regular Csrrspsadsnt.

--
President RoOseyelt's SER
monizing is causing much q
musement to the democratic
lenders in Washington. They
say that it will do little harm
and probably much good;.
that men who may never
have been to church will re
reive large installments Of
moral and ethical instruc.
tion from the vigorous young
man who happens to occupy
the presidential chair. Anoth
er beauty OF these little hom
lilies. is pointed out by t b e
democrats. ia that they are
non-committal. The people,
with a certain curiosity, de-
sire to learn something of
the Presidents views in re-
gard to the trusts, the tariff
the Philippines, ETC.. but, in
the large majority Of instan
ces, that curiosity isnotgrat
ified and instead, Mr.. Roose.
velt's audiences receive neat.
~ formed little curtain lee
tures on their duty to their
wives and children. Some oi
the more orthodox may crit.
|icise the fact that the ""Presi-
dent fails to cite his text be.
fore beginning his little ser
monettes, but. then, 1t must
he remembered that he has
to please all haarers. oven
those who reject the Strip.
lures and to whom a biblical
text might prove offensive.
Generally speaking, say the
gentlemen referred to. the
President's little lectures will
make excellent subjects for
printing In the children's Sun
day School papers, and will
doubtless win the party tho
supprt of the hard worked Cd
|itors OF those very ediiyine
little sheets.
Tho sublime equani,nity
with which Mr.. Roosevelt
sees At to ignore the appeal'
made to him by the. starving
miners of the anthracite re
gion ia appalling. The lead
ers Of his party are Known tt
oppose his interference in tn
roll of an arbitrator FOR they
regard it as impossible tC
take any steps looking to al
ending of the strike withou
incurring the displaasure o
the operators and the grea
capitalists whose pocke
books are involved. 1t is wei
recognized that the position
of the coal operators is bas
ed on the determination t.
accomplish the final defeat G
-lall : attempts nt organization
5 ON the part of their employ
lees. Under these circumstan
ces any thing in the form G
arbitration would d defea
their ends and lea We them i
the sam me position they wer
in before the fight comment
, ed. OF course. the fact tha
hundreds OF miners familie
J are suffering and that man
!. lives will be lost, counts a
A ~
Watauga Democrat. [volume] (Boone, Watauga County, N.C.) 1888-current, 1902-09-11
r SHOP.

II you want an up to-date hair
cut and sha We 20 to A. +. Pear
son'e Barber Shop..............
BOONE,N. C.
s6-l am also prepared to do
good and satisfactory photo
graphic work, and run a repair
shop for boots and Shoes. Giys
me a call,
Watauga Democrat. [volume] (Boone, Watauga County, N.C.) 1888-current, 1902-09-11

cures made by Dr..
Kilmer's S Swamp Root,
the, great kidney. liver
and bladder remedy.
II Is the great medk
caltriumph Of the nine-
teenth century: dis
covered after years Of
scientific research by
Dr.. Kilmer, the emil
nent kidney and blad-
IAA n~.-.n1t>k - A.
Watauga Democrat. [volume] (Boone, Watauga County, N.C.) 1888-current, 1902-09-11

AUUAs OOUNI4s a.. \
nothing BY comparison with
the risk Of ofiorfelting the sup
port OF the coal barons and
the railway presidents forl
the republican party. Under
the circumstances, say lead
ing democrats, Mr.. Roose.
velt's words about men that
"do things must come back
to.him with unpleasant sig
niflcance in these days OF his
own mastery inactivity.
Statesmen and politicians
are watching with "a good
deal OF interest the expert.
ment which has just been in.
q augnrated by the Secretary
of the Treasury, in inviting
the banks, which in the past
have been: in the habit OF call
ing on the Treasury to help
them out Of every difficulty,
to help themselves. The New
York bands have notified the
Secrctary of the Treasury
that there is q growing tight
ness OF the money market as
a result Of large shipments OF
currency to the west to meet
tho necessity OF moving a
large crop. They expected, OF
course, that Mr.. Shaw, as
his predecessors would have
done, would Immediately de.
posit large sums Of govern.
n,ent funds In their hands.
On the contrary, the Secreta
Try has pointed out to them
their ability to meet tho def.
ciency in currency By issuing
their own. Under the law, na
tionai banks can issue bills
to the amount of their capi.
tai stock and, as the aggre
gate stock OF the national
hanks amounts to 100000,
900, to that amount could
he issued by them. Az a mat
ter Of fact, the outAtnndina
bank notes amount to but
sass, 600, 900 40 that there
is q margin Of $342,0 ,0OC
to draw on. 1t is not known
how the bankers will relish
this invitation to rely or
their own resources and tbt
outcome is being awaited
with interest.
il Representative Hepburn O
, Iowa, was in Washington n
GENTLY and reiterated hi'
fin conviction thatthe attol
/ ney genel would find, or
t close investigation, that tn
{ Panama Canal Company hat
no title that would warran
t the payment by this govern
! mentor WV, ,UOU,UOO lot tne'
J rights and plant. Mr.. Hel
: hurn says that he has inve
, tigated the subject too car
i fully to be mistaken and tina
y the trip of the attorney gel
eral to France will prov
: fruitless.
i An instance OF the liberal
t ty with which the republican
D campaign committee is beiDi
e supplied with funds by t b
; trusts and the tariff protec
t ed interests is furnished b.
8 the announcement that Spe
Y ker Henderson Is to be prov
Stood Death on.
Watauga Democrat. [volume] (Boone, Watauga County, N.C.) 1888-current, 1902-09-11
DO YOU GET UP
WITH LAME BACK {?
Kidney Trouble Makes You Miserable,

Almost everybody who reads the news
papers Is sure to know Of the wonderful
Watauga Democrat. [volume] (Boone, Watauga County, N.C.) 1888-current, 1902-09-11
DR.. J. NJ. HOGSHEAD,
Cancer Specialist,
|, BANNERS ELK. N. {,
NJ Hn;so. NJ Ru,n;nr Ouf

NO KDue; NO BuInlng Out.
Highest references and endors-
ments Of prominent persons sue
eessfully treated in Va, Tenn.
and N. C. Remember that there
is no time TOO SOON to, get rid OF
, a cancerous growth--n0 matter
I. how small. Examination free,
letters answered promptly, and
!. Satisfaction guaranteed.
Watauga Democrat. [volume] (Boone, Watauga County, N.C.) 1888-current, 1902-09-11
STOPS PAIN

Athens, Tenn, Jan. =. -.
Ever since the Arst appearance u !ay
menses they were very Irregular and !
sss',S Sss .,ossA VIZ s.ssss s.ss s.s Rsn Z.lIg ag
During the psst month I have bssn
taking Wine Of Cardui and Thedioed's
Black -Drsught, and Ipassedthe month.
" period without pain for the hrst time
Ia ysAss. NAkxis DAvD.
Watauga Democrat. [volume] (Boone, Watauga County, N.C.) 1888-current, 1902-09-11

Probably it is because ev'
cry man has bis price that a
woman can make a fellow
feel so cheap.
Watauga Democrat. [volume] (Boone, Watauga County, N.C.) 1888-current, 1902-09-11

Turkey has conceded to all
the demands of the United
States and friendly relations
between the two countries
have been restored.
Watauga Democrat. [volume] (Boone, Watauga County, N.C.) 1888-current, 1902-09-11

Hamburg's shipping trade
with Australia doubled in
1901.
Watauga Democrat. [volume] (Boone, Watauga County, N.C.) 1888-current, 1902-09-11
Mother
I" Ny mother was troubled With
eeqsumpecn for many years. Al
last ehe was given up h. die. Then
ehe tIIed Ayers Cherry Pectoral,
and va speedily cured"
b. p, Jolly, Avoca, N. Y.

No matter how hard
| your cough or how long
| you have had Il, Ayers
Cherry Pectoral Is the
best thing you can take.
It's too risky to wait
until you have consump-
tion. II you are coughing
today, get q bottle Of
Cherry Pectoral at once.
Ihsss slss; H.. ~. q. An druggists.
.Ceneslt your doctor. II hs says take II,
thsn DO e he ssys. II ne telis you mot
- take it. then don't tAixe it. He 'knovs.
Leave n With him. We are willing.
&c. AVER CO.. Lowell. Mass.
Watauga Democrat. [volume] (Boone, Watauga County, N.C.) 1888-current, 1902-09-11

What 10 llIs worth Ia, 4 xoHan sui'ss.
lag like .NasAls Davis ssiisrsdi Vt
there afs women In thousands oi homes
to-day Who are bearing these terrible
menstrual palms In silence. n you ass
one VI these we want 10 say hat ihls
sane :.
WlNEa cARDuI,
will bslas you permanent relief. Goa.
sole yourself with ihe knowledge hat
1904, 900 women have bssa esmplsasly
Cured By Wine oi cardul. These wea-
o. suffered from lsuosrrhosa, irregular
msnsss, headache, backachs, and
bsafIas down paine. Wine Of cardul
will siep oil these aches and psIasa
Iss yss. Purchase 4 ei.00 bottle oi
Wine Il casdul Today asd laks \ h
ihs privacy II your home. :
For adyies end literature, addFsss, siyiag symn:
S' fSs cs.sssoc:s ss e:siN N.dns e. Esssnso
.fSnn.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1902-09-25
Of the news.

n Vatican authorities saw proS;
ae1t roosevelt has intimated r. thu
pope that he would be pleased n sne
Archoishop Ireland created a cardinal
An early frost on top of a wet spm.
mel mas so seriously damaged the
crops throughout Norway thai tha an,
Ihorltles are preparing to assist the
farmers with seed.
1t is said that the Japanese m;ristar
to Great Britain, Baron Hayasbi Tad,
asu, Will shortly be raised to he rank
OF ambassador and that similar RANK
Will be conferred upon Sir Claude Mac.
Donald, British minister to Japan,
A dispatch from San Sebastian
Spain, states that the report that King
Alfonso had promised to visit Mrs
Goelet aboard the American Yacht
Mamma, has aroused violent indigna.
ton in public and court circles. As 2
result, the queen mother has requested
the king not to make the visit.
The military commander at Port
Arthur, together with the director-gen.
eral of railways of Manchuria. has
agreed mith M. Paul Lessar, the Rus
l minister, the details of the restor
alton OF the New Chwang railway and
the southern province of Manchuria to
CHINA. The restoration will take place
on Oct. s.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1902-09-25
Gin and Sinners.

il Struggled Cinnamon have been
red at Buffalo, n. Y.
N. shipman of Monroe Center,
Ess shot by his daughter Nellie,
mploye of the Government print
phee at Washington.
nv Bennett, twenty-six years old,
caught assaulting a seven-year-old
liter Of John H. Wagner, at But
pa A mob attacked the Jail to
him, but was foiled.
i committee balancing the books
county treasurer at Rock Island,
lave found that A. E. Lyford, dep
~feasurer, who has disappeared,
sEled about 81 1000.
b. Taylor, a mine Waterman at
,Dnt., shot and killed Pat Car
HIeved to have been insane.
y armed with a rifle, had run
all day, firing at every one in
here has been more rioting at the
bnrts Of the Preside at San Fran.
Shots were fred by soldiers,
3 proceeded to wreck Anderson's
The saloon of Anton Rehfield
also partly demolished.
fa being dragged a mile over the
ground, General Bruce, an In
outlaw who buried a young squaw
several months ago, was thrown
a pile of wood and burned by
Fads Of the young woman, at San
landino, Cal.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1902-09-25
Otherwise.


There is a painters strike on the
White House work.
1t is probable that the isthmian rail-
road will be run for a time by the
United States government.
The coal bunkers and briquette fac
tory of the Tesla Coal company at
| Stockton, Cal, burned. Loss, 100000.
An order has been published in Ha-
vana placing a duty of 81 a head on
| cattle imported for other than breed"
ing purposes.
Gov. Savage of Nebraska declares
his intention to fight merger OF big
packers and enforce the state law on
the gubject.
August Browning, while blasting out
| rock for his house in Dozah creek
near Baldwin, Randolph county, Ill.,
| struck silver orc running through the
| rock.
Eddie Connolly, American, was de-
! feated by Tom Woodley, English alter
eleven rounds of hard fighting Tor a
purse of $4,000 and the l44-pound
| championship in London.
Confederate veterans at Montgom'
/ cry, Ala, adopted resolutions CON-
mandatory of Commander torrance
and his appeal for aid for the soldiers
home at Mountain Creek. .
A. A. Schneck, division engineer Oh
! the Northwestern at Boone, Iowa. mas
| been appointed to the vacancy VI
chief engineer of the Fremont, Elk
horn & Missouri Valley railroad
The Eldorado Steamship company ol
Buffalo has placed an order WIN Ihe
American Shipbuilding company .or d
| bia steam freight vessel, to COST SZoo,.
600 and to be ready for service next
summer.
A large office building is being pro-
J iected by labor organizations Vi e.
90. and an offer, by a breweI - IL
| nish all the money needed, II ne "
lowed the ground floor Tor a saioo'
has been rejected.
with John W. Gates as the leaqlns
sririt and Henry e. Weaver, presluen'
~ the weaver Coal and COKE come come
nv az associates in the enteIpthSI
81 mn coke ovens are to be lnstaileu
| shortly in Southern Illinois,
The Republican deadlock In tne
F~ourteenth Pennsylvania ongreS
al district has been broken by the y
Saatior of q. C, Pratt. An umpire ap,
nninted nv state Chairman quay e"'
ne vote which broke the deadiocA.
word has been received at the Uh,'
varsitv of California ron D aId.
e eat SON and heir apparent !. Of S sq eomin q
RboIa Mures Of Rajputara, -
there to pursue graduate work.
Tom johnson Of Ohio Is TO be cs sne
leading agure Of the ps%0 Co the man:
ayers OF the Chicago me-, committee.
the aai IS ten times the demand s.6 for t nj
ata.e ecommittaes seeking stump SPEAK
sta's nan there is for anyone else
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1902-09-25
Accidental HAPPENINGS.

The burning gusher at Beaumont.
Texas, has ceased flowing and the fire
was extinguished.
George Kane Of Meridian. Conn. ia,
tally shot another boy, Willie Bailey.
who told him he couldn't hit a barn
door.
Margaret Blake, housekeeper for
Mrs. Ogden Goelet at Newport, r. l.,
was killed by being crushed in an ele-
vator.
Young Edward Taylor mistook his
friend, Clarence White, for a burglar,
and shot and killed him at East Or
ange, N. j.
Losses by the recent fire in the oil
fields at Beaumont, Texas will aggre-
gate about 500, 200, according to E. w.
Greer, a Beaumont newspaper man.
The Eteamer Humboldt's passengers
report earthquake shocks Aug. II, in
Alaska, along the coast between Muir
and Yakatuk. Taylor Bay was liter
allyy filled with ice Jared from Brady
glacier, innumerable tons of which fell
in the water.
One of five steers being driven
through the streets of Brooklyn bolted
into a school yard, trampling on a doz-
en- children. The gate being closed
behind the animal, 1t made frantic
efforts to jump a ~seven-fOot fence, at
last impaling itself on an iron picket,
when it was lassoed and shot.
George Lutz, Engineer; James G.
| Dooley, fireman and Walter Weber,
conductor, were blown out of the cab
| of a locomotive which exploded or the
Pennsylvania railroad, just west of
Jersey City. Lutz was killed and the
others were seriously scalded and
burned.
Col. William A. Rafferty,, according
to a report from Manila, of the Fifth
cavalry, died at San Felix from a fall
sustained a week age. Gen. Chaffee
was a his bedside when he expired.
Col. Rafferty's remains will be sent
home on the United States army trans
port Logan.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1902-09-25

~
airles B. Andrews, ex-chief justice
ae supreme court of Connecticut, is
Edn Dewey, who claims to be a
y OF the admiral, has been com
ha 70 the county almshouse at AL
N Y.
Isafy b, Youmans Of Bridgeport
nominated for congress by the
" district Democratic convention
aichigan.
Bowler, a prominent attorney
a%aclnnnati, and formerly controller
y treasury under President Cleve-
Is dead, aged forty-six.
III r. D. Bowler, a prominent at.
and formerly controller of the
I1Iy under President Cleveland,
~ MS home in Cincinnati of
s disease, aged forty-six years.
imam oldenburg, a pioneer steam
sas,aeer OF the Mississippi river,
= Aeokuk, Iowa, aged seventy.
aae % Keokuk in 1S41 from st.
ana mad wC1-ed on the river all
william A. Winsor was retired
80 ANN Of rear admiral. His re-
lsns viii result In the promotion
reginald F. Nicholson, who
asigator on the Oregon during
spanish-American war.
Inorburn, wife of Bishop ]. M.
iss ml OF the NJ. e. church, died in
4 IT. aged forty-six years.
hs,s iourn's illness was contracted
eanSS' waere, in company with her
In sne was a missionary for
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1902-09-25
Notes.

"A - .... ..
Washington Notes.
.,res are found to interfere
..,, W.T. Biography messages.
sonartment is advised OF
VI y SJ the transport Sumner at
dval O can Francisco, with the
fic'i !, IN, First cavalry, ESQ
been issued by Score
ddsr s sar the training ship Lam
soOdy ..oceed to washington to
2 I pt NE reunion of the G, A; r.
u 2 ! has just arrived at New
In can an extended cruise.
ifo J warrant for $4,000 was
sasuls sem washington to Mrs.
ktds saa.Eiuley. widow of the late
a - salary which would
&snt i ',a him on July l, 1902, the
bssn uu for which was made Al
D, session of congress-
aepartment has received
nas' from the rear admiral in
4 Y the Boston navy YARD, say ~
lent. John Morris, committed
aaot Is, by shooting. Lieut..
SsD" amounted from Missouri.
. mother living in Kansas CITY,
aanartment, some time ago,
W 1arsr Ia the complaint of Miss
4 asnying that her dismissal con
as r,oIstion of the civil service
,S,so Taylor's counsel will file
~. aa5' which will bring to an is
u Isrsl questions involved in the
y ~ decision Of the court will
|.a nv terminate the litigation.
a,dsion of insular affairs has
Y! a,sss : remarkable document,
| Nm furnish a vast amount or
N Information respecting the
80 Islands and will comprise
X hundred pages, giving every
4 ,act regarding the people, the
a0hT climate, products, etc. This
End win go out about Oct. l.
...,.rv Moody will order an in
.s,;on 10 ascertain who is re-
M for the defects which have
IN crippled the cruiser San Fran
vbich will arrive at Newport
II a short time. The return
no European station so soon af.
the squadron in those wa
'sss given rise to considerable
ism.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1902-09-25
PATENTS.

List OF Patents Issued Last Week to
Northwestern Inventors.
William Gregg, Minneapolis, Mimi,
cane unloading machine; Charles
Haginn, Minneapolis, Mimi, ~ire-proof
flooring; Frederick Hyatt, st. James,
Mimi, washing machine; Kistel Osel,
st. Paul, Mimi, flush car door; David
Wellman, Frazee, Mimi, fax harvest
er: Isaac Wepello, Baudon, Mimi, ro-
tary steam engine.
Lothrop and Johnson. patent attorneys, GIL
"el2 Pioneer Press Bldg. st. Paul. MINI.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1902-09-25
from Other ShnrAs

.|tN a.
\. hnOusand are homeless through
South Bengal.
he increase Of the British debt, due
ts0 south African, war, was $315,-
hpsts,naoon Mail says British steel
bal y nave formed a trust with a
~ Of s6o,OOO,OOO.
ln.urgan syndicate has bought
En n, srp-Montreal steamship line
hVns uuxe Johann of Austria, who
n On one In 1890, is said to be liv-
49, e OF the South Sea islands.
|gaaa,s wants to learn the quality of
foreign policy by angering
Ents II with aggressive move
ssa Ivy to 1000 converts In the
ID ~ q ! szechuan, China have been
hMassa soxers. according to reports
\ ~ Pekin among the catbo-
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1902-09-25
A Hard Pillow.

Weary W!ilie-Modern improve
ments may be fine, but they have their
drawbacks.
Tired Traddles-For instance?
Weary Willie-When a fellow sneaks
into a stable TO sleep nowadays he
finds nothing in it but baled hay
Judge.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1902-09-25
An Absent-Minded Admission.

81 suppose" said the patron TO the
milkman, that you view the coming
of winter with feelings Of regret"
Indeed / do" answered the milk
man.
at is really very hard" goes on the
patron, ito find suitable pasture in the
cold weather, no doubt?"
Eyes; and then the pump freezes SO
often Judge.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1902-09-25

'There!" said one old crony to an.
other, to whom he was showing the
lions OF the Scottish town, that's the
statue of Bailie Watson"
as 1t no a guide bit larger than life
size, thought" queried his friend.
"Oh, aye, it's a. that; but it's no a
bit bigger than the Battle thocht he
was himself .s-Tit-Bits.