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The professional world. (Columbia, Mo.) 1901-192?, 1902-02-21
fT KIN read the Scriptures, talk out
in prayer meetin', go ter revivals

o. ~ 49,
N get religion enough ter last
a lifetime; an | kin read the
Commandments an coincide with every
thing a-tween the lids NV the Bible,
what 'tends ter c~ivilize the race, an
then kin dump the hull gosh durn biz
ness off NV a step ladder quicker'n yer
KIN dock a lambs tail, when it comes
ter putin up a stove pipe" said Uncle
Bill as he entered the EDITORS office
with a patch on the side of his nose
and his hands cut.
What in the world has come over
you, Uncle Bill?" asked the editor.
Oh. I'm prepleXed an kerflumixed,"
answered Uncle Bill, there's no use NV
me oenyin' the fact; I've back-slid agin.
Sol durn my buttons, here I've bin goin'
ter revivals an begun ter see things
bout light ccordin' ter Helen's views,
when the old stove started ter smoke us
out NV house an home. an religion is
a thing what don't stand much smokin'.
at least up in my think garnet. w bin
tried on my religion by our ole ram.
lie tried ter butt it out NV me, an the
rhonc mule tried ter kick it out NV me.
an ole 'Brindle' kicked a bucket NV
milk all over Inc. so'st most NV it run
"O"H NY hoeh an lIOZe Oh me while l
was goin' ter the house; but | stood the
test an had begun ter flatter myself
that was walkin' in the straight an
narrow path, like a Christian ought ter.
when all NV a sudden | wound myself
clear out in the timber"
Yes" remarked the editor, people
were beginning to say that you must
have religion in earnest this time, and
we were all glad about it,"
Wall, the only way to get II out NV
me this time was ter smoke it out. I'm
like the bees, | can't stand FIR that
The professional world. (Columbia, Mo.) 1901-192?, 1902-02-21
The Classical Cannihal

Baltimore American; But why
asked the subchief of the Cannibal
Isles, do you insist upon having the
men who fell while leading the charge
against us served up at the banquet
this evening, He seems to be hard as
nails"
Huh" answered the chief of the
Cannibal Isles. II read in a book of
poetry left by our last meal that the
bravest are the tenderest.'"
The professional world. (Columbia, Mo.) 1901-192?, 1902-02-21
i. A Cheap %Soiler.

A friend who had for many years
cultivated a field with a stiff gum sub
soil, always blowing the field about four
inches deep, had by the action of the
pillow packed and smoothed down this
sub-soil so that the Jlow could not be
made to penetrate the crust which had
formed unless he set his pillow to go
much deeper than he cared to pillow.
He finally seeded the field down to
clover, and when he turned the clover
sod over two years later for a corn crop
the crust was all gone and the hard
pan all nicely mellowed up by the ac-
tion of the clover roots. Glover is the
poor mans sub-soiler and worth all it
costs to grow on any farm for this pur-
pose alone.
The professional world. (Columbia, Mo.) 1901-192?, 1902-02-21

The neatly built stack or the now
full of nice shredded corn fodder has
this year become a common thing all
through the corr belt.
The professional world. (Columbia, Mo.) 1901-192?, 1902-02-21
What Is the Shape of the Earthp

Popular Science Monthly; The ex-
act shape of the earth is a question
which cannot be settled without fresh
evidence from the Antarctic. For this
purpose two at least Of the expeditions
have been provided with pendulum out
fits. BY noting the exact length of time
occupied by the swing Of a pendulum
the distance of the place of observation
from the earth's center can be deter
mined. 1t is held that the south po-
lar regions projects further from the
plane of the equator than does the north
polar region. According to one esti-
mate, the south pole is slightly more
than one-hundredth further from the
earth's center than the north pole.
The professional world. (Columbia, Mo.) 1901-192?, 1902-02-21

1t is pretty well settled that corn
planted on fall blowing will ripen from
a week to ten days earlier than when
planted or spring blowing.
The professional world. (Columbia, Mo.) 1901-192?, 1902-02-21

1t costs $50 a year more to live than
1t did five years ago. If you have not
had your wages raised this much in
that time. you are worse off than you
were then. Better attend to this right
away and strike the old man for a
raise.
The professional world. (Columbia, Mo.) 1901-192?, 1902-02-21

Late rulings of the postoffice depart
ment shut out the circulation of fake
weather forecasts from the privileges
or second-class matter, and as a re-
suit the country at large is benefited.
We shall have just the same kind of
weather as before, but the government
will not be the agent whereby the fakir
is able to catch and swallow the sucker.
The professional world. (Columbia, Mo.) 1901-192?, 1902-02-21

Realty sales In the city of London
during 1901 were e5.5o3, 098, compared
with f4,s34,7o9 in 1900, and a6, 290. s14
in 1899.
The professional world. (Columbia, Mo.) 1901-192?, 1902-02-21

President SchwabE seems to have adj
yertised the United States quite extern
sively during his European tour.
The professional world. (Columbia, Mo.) 1901-192?, 1902-02-21

II you wish to destroy the grove
around your orchard, turn the fruit
trees in your orchard, turn the stock
loose and let them have the run of
grove and orchard. You may charge
the death of the trees up to borers,
drouth or Providence, just as you
please. but the truth is that you killed
the trees the day you turned the stock
in.
The professional world. (Columbia, Mo.) 1901-192?, 1902-02-21

We know of a farm whose productive
power has been fully doubled inside of
10 years by keeping on it as much stock
as 1t would carry and consuming all the
products of the farm upon the farm.
The same thing may be done with thou
sands of other farms, and it matters lit
tie whether it is stocked with sheep, a
dairy of cows or devoted to the produc-
ton of beef. 1t cannot be done so well
with hogs, as the hog is a very poor dis
tributer Of fertility.
The professional world. (Columbia, Mo.) 1901-192?, 1902-02-21

For an all round primary school you
can't beat the little country school
house, ten or more little folk and a
sweet little woman to teach them. Ev-
cry child may represent a separate
class, but that doesn't matter. Each
child has the patient. careful aid in its
studies which is so largely denied it
when attending the larger and graded
school,.
The professional world. (Columbia, Mo.) 1901-192?, 1902-02-21

A b. oeder of the Polled Angus cattle
in Contra, Iowa told us, the other day,
that he can produce on his farm one
year with another a 1000 pound Angus
steer for each four acres of his farm.
This finished steer is worth one year
with another about $50, which gives
him an income of 500 per acre for his
land 1t should be said that the use Of
the arm for this purpose has brought
the soil up to a most productive condi-
ton.
The professional world. (Columbia, Mo.) 1901-192?, 1902-02-21

We lately exhibited at a farm insti-
tute a sirloin steak cut from a we'll bred
Shorthorn heifer 2S months old and a
similar steak cut the same thickness
from exactly the same part Of a COM
mon he1fer, equally fat and of the same
age. The Shorthorn steak weighed
three pounds and that of the other an
mai only a pound and a half. 1t is
right here where the we'll bred beef an
imal gets in it's work-no more hide. not
nue. rougher tallow, but much greater
weight of meat in all the choice cuts.
The professional world. (Columbia, Mo.) 1901-192?, 1902-02-21

1t beats all how much annoyance and
vexation can be worked up'out of the
everyday work of life if one is always
looking for trouble and bound to find
it. And, inverting this statement, it
also beats all how a cheerful and hope
full way of looking at life and its work
will checkmate trouble and make life
worth living. We always feel sorry for
thai person who is born with the cor
ners of his mouth turned down.
The professional world. (Columbia, Mo.) 1901-192?, 1902-02-21

The persistent boring for oil in so
many sections in the arid West is de-
veloping what may prove to be worth
far more than oil-viz., more valuable
supplies of artesian water. Millions of
acres of the far-famed Sahara desert
In Africa has been redeemed by THE dis
covery of these artesian supplies of
water, and millions more will be re-
claimed from the equally desert areas
of this country in the same manner.
The professional world. (Columbia, Mo.) 1901-192?, 1902-02-21

an get religion enough ter last
The Butte inter mountain., 1902-06-06
SUGAR INTERESTS
OPPOSING TARIFF
BEET SUGAR REPRESENTATIVES,
MAKE PROPOSITION OFFERING
REBATE ON CUBAN PRODUCT.
lBY ASSOCIATED PRESS

81
Washington, June 6.-Thc committee
appointed, consisting of Senators Elkins.
Burrows and Senator Jones OF Nevada, to
confer with the republican members of the
senate committee on relations with Cuba to
decide OIL the degree OF relief to be given
the Cubans in the way of tariff reductions,
had the first meeting with that committee
today
The meeting was attended on the part Of
the committee by Senators Patt of New
York, Cullom and Spooner.
The conference extended over a period
of two hours time, but no agreement was
reached and an adjournment was taken
until tomorrow.
The proposition to grant a rebate on
Cuban products was made by the beet
sugar representatives and most of the time
was devoted to the discussion of this prop
ositon.
The representatives, of the beet sugar
interests united in the assurance that there
would be no difficulty in securing substan-
tial unanimity in support of the rebate
plan, but said, in effect, that it would be
impossible to secure solid representation in
support of any plan for tariff reduction
owing to the serious effect on the infant
industry of beet sugar.
The proposition was not fatty rejected,
but Mr.. Platt stated on behalf of the ma
jority of the committee that he was not
prepared or disposed to accept it.
He contendcd that the proposed reduc-
ton would not injure the beet sugar in
terests.
The Butte inter mountain., 1902-06-06
RAILROAD ACROSS
MEXICAN |STHMUS
.a@
AMERICAN COMPANY HAS LEASED
MEXICAN RAIL WAY AND WILL
COMPETE FOR FREIGHT.
lBY ASSOCIATED PRESS I

San Francisco, June 6,-"By June Ist, of
1908, the Tehuanthre railroad across the
isthmus of the same name in Mexico will
compete with the Panama route and the
American overland lines for a share of
the shipments between the Atlantic sea-
board and the Pacific coast"
This statement was made by J. J. Al
len of the city of Mexico, general tariff
manager OF the road, who is in this city,.
THE Mexico government owns the Teh-
uanthre road" said Mr. Allen, but has
leased it for fifty years. Its Atlantic ter
minus is Coalzacoalcos, while Salina Cruz
is the Pacific terminus. 1t is the nten-
tion between now and June I, 1903 to have
steamer line between New York and
Coalzacoalcos and between Salina Cruz and
San Francisco.
For the Atlantic service three modern
steamers of seven thousand tons each
with speed of eighteen knots an hour
are being built under American register
| cannot say what vessels we will have on
this side.
We expect to handle the cotton ship
ments from the gulf states to the orient
in addition to other freight"
The Butte inter mountain., 1902-06-06
OPPOSITION 10 THE
MORGAN SYNDICATE
PROPOSED TO PUT ON BOTH FAST
PASSENGER AND FREIGHT LINE
TO BE ARMED CRUISERS.
[BY ASSOCIATED rREss. |


London, June 6.--lhe negotiations of
the British and the Canadian governments
and some OF the other colonial govern
mens with the Cunard line and other lines
comprising what is now termed the Liver
pool syndicate, which is opposing the Nor
gan shipping combine. contemplate accord
ing 10 the Westminster Gazette, both a
fast service OF mail and passenger steam.
ers in conjunction with the Canadian
Pacific railroad and fleet OF fast freight
steamers.
The mail steamers, which it is proposed
to build, will be OF enormous size, capable
OF steaming IS knots an hour, and will be
fully equipped for use as armed cruisers
carrying S-inch quick-fring 6-inch guns,
forward and aft, and broadsides Of three
A. inch guns.
The freight steamers will be I6-knot
vessels carrying six to seven thousand tons
dead weight
The Westminster Gazette thinks it
probable that Milford Haven will be the
port of departure of the fleet
The scheme contemplates line of
steamers running to China, Japan
and Australia, from Vancouver, b. c.
Canada and Australia are expected to Join
in paying the subsidies.
draft Of the scheme involves the home
government guaranteeing a small interest
in the capital involved.
This will have to be ratified by the house
OF commons, where" says the Westmin-
ster Gazette, "it will probably be met with
opposition.
The Butte inter mountain., 1902-06-06
CAMP is A MODEL OF INTELLIGENCE
AND REFINEMENT AS WELL AS
PLACE OF SCIENTIFIC TALK.
LATEST AND BEST IN
EVERYTHING is USED
eenbow's Airship Is Now the Talk OF the
World and Bids Fair to Solve the
Problem Of Aerial Navioation-Purest,
Sweetest Mountain Air, Good Water
and the Finest Climate.


Ked Lodge, June 6.-Thc booming town
OF Ked Lodge, situated way up among the
mountains, stands as an everlasting con-
tradiction to the prevailing impression
that coal camps are necessarily ,inaes.
thetic, vulgar places filed with inhabi-
tants who go about with smutty faces and
never get far above the dividing line which
separates refinement from simple animal
intelligence.
T. {. Benbow's airship. as stated in
Tuesdays Inter Mountain, is the talk of
the scientific world today. and bids fair
to solve the problem OF aerial navigation
better than it has yet been solved That is
one credit to Red Lodge
Then its people are progressive in every
way, and the latest and best in all lines
are none too good for Red Lodge people
The latest craze in the capital city of
Carbon county is the pianola. or automatic
piano player This is comparatively
new invention, but there are already two
OF them in Red Lodge. County Attorney
Caswcll was the first to put one in his
home and the n-lawyer-b banker,
with a musical intuition and talent, be-
came popular with everybody at once.
Now, w. b. Nutling chairman Of the
board of county commissioners has fol-
lowed suit. and both new piano and
new pianola adorn his handsome home,
giving pleasure to all who enters his hos
pitablc doors.
Ping pong and an automobile are the
only necessary additions now. and Red
Lodge would make New York city green
with envy.
II is certain that Red Lodge has some
things that New York would give millions
to possession instance. the purcst,
sweetest mountain air that ever blew
across a snowy peak; the best and coolest
water that ever trinkled away from clean
mountain snow bank and rushed down
into the valley to make mankind happy,
and the finest climate to be found out OF
doors.
And the little city is growing apace. with
splendid business blocks and fine resi-
denccs going up almost continually.
The Butte inter mountain., 1902-06-06
EXAMINES CRATER
SUPPOSED VOLCANO
EMINENT GEOLOGlST OF NEW
MEXICO LOOKS OVER SOME
SANDSTONE CRACKS.
[BY ASSOCIATED PRESS. ]

Albuquerque, N. NJ. June Or. c. L.
Hcrrick, former president of the New
Mexico university and one of the most
eminent geoogists in the west, after care
fully examining the supposed volcano era
ter, fifteen miles from Gallup, gives
description of the locality and says:
Here there is fold and fault which
is interesting because of the mctamor-
phism that is going on. From cracks in
the sandstone everything the Ignite there
is issuing a constant stream of heated
air, carbon dioxide, suphurous oxide and
vapor.
The solfataric action may be attributed
TO the slow oxidization of shalcs in the
presence of water. From this point east
ward is series Of cracks that have been
filed with iron and lime, serving still
further to show that along this fold and
breakwater at one time ascended steam.
DIR. Herrick does not believe there is any
possibility of danger OF eruption from
this crevice.
The Butte inter mountain., 1902-06-06
FOR SALE.

For Sale--Lodging Houses.
Lodging house OF AZ rooms, in good To-
cation, thoroughly modern; rent reason
able. Price $2,7oo. $1,000 cash bal
ancc on time.
IS elegantly furnished rooms, modern and
up to date; frst-class in every respect
This is money maker. Price 81 800.
Let us show this to you.
s4-room lodging house, in good repair
throughout for $2,75o Running water in
every room; house full rent cheap.
22-room lodging house in one of the best
locations in the city all modern. Price.
$I,2oo.
5000 buys furniture and gives possession
to 8-room lodging house, close in. Look
this up.
3I-rooms on South Main; all modern and
we'll filled by good paying tenants.
Price $1,000.
Ia rooms, also dining room in connection:
doing good business on West Broad
way. Price, $3.50.
Restaurant OIL Main; good location and
doing good business. Price $500.
Confectionery store, in fine location and
doing frst-cl business. Reasonable
terms. Price $3.50.
X. FORMEL,
IoI West Porphyry.
The Butte inter mountain., 1902-06-06
PATRIOTS LANDED
ON LITTLE ISLAND
1T Is NOW INTENDED TO BUILD A
MEMORIAL SHAFT IN HONOR OF
THE HISTORICAL EVENT.
IBY ASSOCIATED PRESS,

New York, June 6.-Three hundred
years ago Bartholomew Gosnold planted
one of the first English settlements in
America, says New Bedford, Mass.
special.
On Thursday company of historical
patriots landed on the little island at
the tip of the Elizabeth group, and with
simple ceremony LAID the corner stone Of
what will be at the end of the summer a
memorial shaft in honor of Gosnold and
his men.
The party which laid the corner stone
comprised Charles Randall, George T..
Bucker and Walton Ricketson of the local
committee on the shaft; Edwin D. Meade,
DR.. Francis L. Abbott and George f..
Wolkins, president Of the old south his
torical society.
The Butte inter mountain., 1902-06-06
1T WAS FORMERLY THE SEAT OF
THE GRAND MASTERS OF THE J.
KNIGHTS OF ST. JOHN.
DIPLOMATS AND MANY
MEMBERS OF ROYALTY
Brief Reception Held at the Chapel by
the Emperor, After Which Banquet
Was Served--Msrienburg the Starting
Point Of European Civilization--PoIish
Arrogance Checked by the Germans.
IBy ASSOCIATED PRESS. ]

Marienburg West Prussia, June GA
unique and picturesque spectacle was wit
messed here yesterday, when in the pres
cnce Of Emperor William and the en-
press, many diplomats, members of roy
atty and mobiles, the work of restoring the
ancient castle OF Mareinburg was Off
cially completed.
The castle in the middle ages was the
seat OF grand masters OF the Teutonic Or
der of the Knights OF ST. John. The ccrc-
monies yesterday were rendered remark
ably brilliant by the revival of the ancient
costumes OF the Knights OF St. John.
His majesty stood at the gate Of the
castle while the Knights Of St. John and
other deputations filed through with the
church bells ringing and the choir rais-
ing song OF thanksgiving.
The emperor afterward proceeded to the
chapter hall, where he held a brief recep-
ton. Later there was a banquet at which
the emperor and other royal personagcs
were present.
Speaking at the banquet Emperor Will
lam thanked the order for what it had ac-
complished Continuing. his majesty said:
II have once before on this spot em-
phasized the fact that ancient Marienburg
was the starting point OF the civilization
Of the countries east Of the Vistula. Ma
rieburg always remembers the SYM
Dol of Germany's mission and once more
il has come to this.
Polish arrogance is resolved to en-
eroach upon Germany and / am compelled
to summon my people to preserve its ma
tional possession here in Maricnburg.
II express my expectation that all the
brothers of the order OF ST. John will al
ways be at my service when | call upon
them to guard German manners and GUS
toms"
The Butte inter mountain., 1902-06-06
Here Is Your Chance.

The Great Northern Railway company
announces the following low-rate excur-
sions East:
To St. Paul Duluth and Missouri
river points and return $4a 90
To Chicago and return ........ 50 so
To. St. Louis and return .,......., 40 so
On sale June 2, 8, Io IA and I6. Good
returning until September IS.
For further information call at Great
Northern Ticket Office, al North Main
street, Butte.
The Butte inter mountain., 1902-06-06

LONDON--It was announced yester-
day that Whitelaw Reid, special envoy of
the United States to the coronation of
King Edward, will have the honorary de-
gree of doctor of laws conferred upon him
by the Cambridge university at the same
time that this degree is given to Prof. Fl.
W. Parker, professor Of music At Yale uni
yersity.
The Butte inter mountain., 1902-06-06
HENRY MUELLER,
President School Board.
Attest:
THOS. RICHARDS,
School Clerk.
Death of Or. Nelson.
lBY ASSOCIATED PRESS

New York, June Or. William Armi-
stead Nelson, grandson of William Nelson
who took an active part in the siege Of
Yorktown, and son of family prominent
in Colonial Virginia is dead at his home
in this city. DR.. Nelson was appointed
in I84o assistant surgeon in the United
States navy and accompanied Commodore
Perry on his expedition to Japan. He re-
signed shortly before the civil war and
on the outbreak of that conflict jointed the
confederate army.
The Butte inter mountain., 1902-06-06
WANT ADS.
WANT AD. RATES.

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notices, entertainment notices, cards Of
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Insertions.
Personals. fortune telling. pamists, propric
tary remedies, cents a word each inser.
ton: $2.oo per month per line.
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this Office, should always be nclosed in
scaled envelopes. Nv stamp is required on
such letters.
The Inter Mountain will not be responsible
for errors in advertisements taken through
the telephone.
The Butte inter mountain., 1902-06-06
HOTELS AND RESTAURANTS.

Dinner tomorrow at Southern hotel Dan
Tcwey, proprietor ssc. The most abundant
meal of best.cooked food for ssc. As much as
you want of any and every dish. all fo- sc.
Try one OF Our dinners and be convinced that
1t is the best on earth for tne money.
SOUP
Clam Chowder.
FISH
Fried Lake Trout, Shoestring Potatoes
Goldfish in Cream, Montana White Fish.
-BOILED-
lam Hooks and Cabbage
ROAST
Prime Cut OF Beef. Pan Gravy
Shoulder of Mutton wit, Currant Jelly.
ENTREES
Stewed Beef, Spanish Baked Meat Pie,
Marcaroni and Cheese.
Boiled Rice with California Peaches.
VEGETABLES
Mashed Potatoes, Sugar Corn,
Lima Beans
DESSERT
Blueberry and Custard Pics.
Tapoca pudding Cream Sauce,
Belle Fleur Apples and Oranges.
--SPELlALS-
At 4:3o Beefsteak, Gold Meats, P:cklcd
Tripe.
The Butte inter mountain., 1902-06-06
Cotton Broker Dead.
[By ASSOCIATED PRESS, !

New York, June o-.Peter LaBourse,
one OF the leading cotton brokers of the
country for many years, and who came to
New York from New Orleans four years
ago, is dead from complication Of
diseases. He was SIS years old. In 1906
Mr. La Bourse engineered corner in cot.
ton whicn caused considerable excitement.
The Butte inter mountain., 1902-06-06
Sails for Manila.
IRY ASSOCIATED pRESsl

my ASSOCIATED pRESsI
New York, June 6--Laden with 500 tons
of supplies for the ships of the Asatic
station, the cruiser Buffalo has sailed for
Manila. The ship also carried 700 sailors
to replace those whose terms of service
have expired. The Buffalo will go direct
to Gibraltar, and is expected to make the
trip to Manila in az days.
The Butte inter mountain., 1902-06-06
New Steamship Service.
[BY ASSOCIATED PRESS !

New York, June GA new steamship
service will be inaugurated between New
York, the West Indies and Venezuelan
ports by the departure next week from this
port OF the Italian Ales Andre del Bueno
For the present the sailings will be
monthly.
The Butte inter mountain., 1902-06-06
$34.5o-St. Paul, Minneapolis and Re-

July 4th, 5th and 9th the Northern Pa
ci6c Ry. will sell tickets to the above
mentioned points and return at the rate
of $34.5o for the round trip tickets good
to return up to and including September
Ist. For further information and berth
reservation call on or address,
w. Fl. MERRIMAN,
Genl Agt N. p. Ry,, Cor. Park and Main
streets.