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Wallowa chieftain. [volume] (Joseph, Union County, Or.) 1884-1909, 1902-11-13
Should Keep Out Of the Draft.

First South AmericaD-Ah, good
afternoon, senior. Looks like a revolu.
tion.
Second South American-Y Yes, I've
been predicting one for several days.
Ny rheumatism always bothers me just
before such changes.
Wallowa chieftain. [volume] (Joseph, Union County, Or.) 1884-1909, 1902-11-13
Kitcbener stlII Fancy Free.

General Kitchener, it is announced, +,
will be experimenting the military
mansuvers at Delhi, India, in Decem-
Der. This disposss Of the rumor Of an
engagement matrimonial which gossips
had set tor the Christmas season.
Wallowa chieftain. [volume] (Joseph, Union County, Or.) 1884-1909, 1902-11-13
He was Fair.

The Captain-Yo' fool niggahl yo'
done call that safe?
The umpire Wa-al, it am putty
clus; an when I'se in doubt l allus
gives it to de side what has de least
runs.-Judge.
Wallowa chieftain. [volume] (Joseph, Union County, Or.) 1884-1909, 1902-11-13
loo ExtraXaganf.

"No, sir!" rosred the storm father,
"you may own horses and lands, and
automobiles, but you can't marry my
daughter"
why not?"
young man, you've got the Pana-
ma hat habit; that's why" - Newark
News.
Wallowa chieftain. [volume] (Joseph, Union County, Or.) 1884-1909, 1902-11-13
DIDN'T HURT A BIT!

We extract, crown and bridge teeth
without inhicting pain, Our methods
are modern and meet with the approval
of the most exacting. Call and see US.
Examination free. Fees reasonable.
Both phones: Oregon South 2291: Co
lumbia 36s. Open evenings till Q. Sun
days from to II.
Wallowa chieftain. [volume] (Joseph, Union County, Or.) 1884-1909, 1902-11-13
TaI,inp Her Down.

,,ov--Yes. / have accepted him. he
says I'm prize
' Tov-Consolation prize, l presume.
Nobody else would have him'-phiia'
dalnhia Bulletin.
Wallowa chieftain. [volume] (Joseph, Union County, Or.) 1884-1909, 1902-11-13
What was the Reading7

Too much reading is given as the
cause Of the downfall Of New Eng
land young man who became burglar.
Until list of the culprit's iavorite
authors is published Sir Conan Doyle
and Mr.. Hornung will be under sus-
picion.
Wallowa chieftain. [volume] (Joseph, Union County, Or.) 1884-1909, 1902-11-13
As He Called Il.

"But why" asked the man who
always wants to know-"why do you
call that little jump you made from a
tower into the water leap for life2'
They tell me it is not at all danger
ous."
"Well," replied the artist, "don't l
make livin' by it2"
Wallowa chieftain. [volume] (Joseph, Union County, Or.) 1884-1909, 1902-11-13
Undiaputed Points.

Attorney for the Defense-You are a
blackguard and bluff, sir!
Attorney for the Prosecution - And
you, sir, are shysteI and roguel
The Court-Come. come, gentlemen,
let us get down to the disputed points
of this case.
Wallowa chieftain. [volume] (Joseph, Union County, Or.) 1884-1909, 1902-11-13
Left Helpless.

Mrs. Brown-So your girl has left
you? What for, for mercy's sake?
Mrs. Black-Absolutely for nothing.
Mrs. Brown-Oh, that's it2 re-
member you told me she wouldn't leave
you tor anything.
Wallowa chieftain. [volume] (Joseph, Union County, Or.) 1884-1909, 1902-11-13
An Opening.

Stage Director What shall I do
with the wealthy young amateur you
engaged this morning?
Manager-What can he do?
Stage Director-He says he is will
ing to play the smallest parts.
Mansger-Csst. him for the armor in
the baronial castle scene.-Judge.
Wallowa chieftain. [volume] (Joseph, Union County, Or.) 1884-1909, 1902-11-13
Ills Friends.

Jinks-I tell you what 1t is, there Is
nothing like having lots OF friends.
Winks-l presume not.
Jinks-No Stree. As soon as lose
a job my friends go all around hunting
new place for me 80 as to save me the
trouble Of borrowing money from them.
Wallowa chieftain. [volume] (Joseph, Union County, Or.) 1884-1909, 1902-11-13
He Took Advice.

"Why have you failed In life?"
"My employers always told me that
man with my brains could make
more money doing something else. -
Judge.
Wallowa chieftain. [volume] (Joseph, Union County, Or.) 1884-1909, 1902-11-13
His Favorite Remedy.

mamma" said Tommy, "does sugar
ever cure anybody of anything?"
"Why do you ask, my boy?"
81 thought I'd like to catch it," said
Tommy.
Wallowa chieftain. [volume] (Joseph, Union County, Or.) 1884-1909, 1902-11-13

ElT0 Permanently Cures 40 ats o. nervousness
nI0 atsr frst days use Of Pr klins's Great Nervs
aestorsr Send for FR HE ~ % trial bottle and treat
"a d. H KLINE Ltd. ISL Arch St.. PhiladeDhi RA
Wallowa chieftain. [volume] (Joseph, Union County, Or.) 1884-1909, 1902-11-13
Worst Patients of All.

Young Doctor-which kind OF pa
.,onts do you find it the hardest to
cure? ho hovo nothing
the matter with them'-Judge.
Wallowa chieftain. [volume] (Joseph, Union County, Or.) 1884-1909, 1902-11-13

Pain-Hamlin's Wizard Oil. Use the
last on the first, and you will neither
have one or the other.
Wallowa chieftain. [volume] (Joseph, Union County, Or.) 1884-1909, 1902-11-13
Mnde His Mnrk.

"Hivens, Moike, tn eye av yei
Phat's the mather?"
81 sthruck man yesterday an he
gave me receipt for it"
Wallowa chieftain. [volume] (Joseph, Union County, Or.) 1884-1909, 1902-11-13
Worse.

$50 Smith acted as judge
cat church rattle. Foolish mani"
"No, no; not at church rattle at
a baby show"
"Idiotl"
Wallowa chieftain. [volume] (Joseph, Union County, Or.) 1884-1909, 1902-11-13

say that the Yellowstone Is the on,,
pace on earth where 1t is possible 10
stream. Saule
Wallowa chieftain. [volume] (Joseph, Union County, Or.) 1884-1909, 1902-11-13

Mothers will find Mrs. Winslow's Sooth-
Ing Syrup the best remedy to use for their
children during the teething period.
Wallowa chieftain. [volume] (Joseph, Union County, Or.) 1884-1909, 1902-11-13

The Girl who learns to play the piano
we'll must be mighty tired
Wallowa chieftain. [volume] (Joseph, Union County, Or.) 1884-1909, 1902-11-13
,,.1L,.,. An
Means bad air, and whether it Enemy 10 Health,
Means bad air, and whether it
1zI.

from the low lands and
the the filthy drain OF the cities
nd towns the human is the amt
atmospheric poson breathed into the
foundation Of facilitating
Chs chronic dyspepsia torpid and enlarged liver kidney
and bousness frequently due that invisible
Malaria and unhealthy matter collect the
fail
polluted sluggish that the literally
abunces bo eupions
depicting
germs that and the destroy
properties the blood rendering waery
carried out of the system before the
getrid of its effects.
S. s. S. does this and quickly produces IN ent
change the blood reaching every organ
~ ~ ~ latng them to vigorous healthy action S. S.
~ ~ ~ possesses not only purifying but tonic properties,
almost from the first dose There Mercury Potash Arsenic
strictly
and physicians will
their advice regain your
SWIFT SPECIFIC
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1902-01-07
AVENUE OF
SILVER OAKS
ArmyQuartermas.
ter Will Beautify
Reservation.

, In few days Il row OF Silver Oak
trees will line the Hotel street side OF
the army ouartermaster department,
reservation opposite the Capitol. Cap
tain Williamson, the United States
Army Quartcrmaster, has an eye &c
the artistic. and intends to beautify
the barren grounds in front of the old
barracks now used as the quartermas-
ter's stcrehouse, and the drill shed. a,
present used by the Hawaiian Nation
al Guard as its headquarters.
| Since the curbing was set back to It's
present line along Hotel street II has
been apparent to Captain Williamson
that 1t Is only a matter OF time when
the two big monkee-pod trees which
stand opposite the drill shed must
be cut down. They are standing in the
, street just a few inches beyond the
curb line. and therefore obstruct traf-
fic to a small extent. The spreading
branches give much shade. and this
Will be greatly missed when they fall.
In order to replace these trees, and, at
the same time beautify the street.
Captain Williamson had conference
with wray Taylor last Saturday, the
result OF which was that the Commits
sioner of Agriculture gladly consented
to set out a row Of Silver Oaks.
The row will be ~ feet back from the
curb and the trees planted 20 feet
apart. The trees will average about
three feet In height. Captain william
son chose Silver Oaks In order to give
uniform aspect to that portion of
Hotel street as there is n row of the
same trees within the Capitol grounds.
extending from Richards street to
Likelike street. These were planted by
King Kalakaua and were intended AZ
a wndbreak for the shrubbery in the
palace grounds. They served their pur-
pose in that respect, and are now tow
ering giants, and greatly admired
What pleased King kalakaua also
pleased the army Quartermaster.
On the Miller street side CAPTAIN
Williamson has decided to plant a row
of poIncianas. There will be six or sew
en- of these brilliant blossoming trees,
which viii add to the beauty of the
reservation. Grass IL also to be sown
within the tree bound enclosure, with
an artistic arrangement of drives. The
new office for the army Quartermaster
Is practically completed, and only
awaits the coating of paint. with this
done and the old drill shed painted to
accord with the hues on the other
buildings used by the army, the Quar-
termaster will have performed duty
which Will not fail In pleasing the
thousands of people who pass the res
ervation daily.
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1902-01-07
STEAMER CUMMlNS AND
SCHOONER MALOLO COLLIDE

bowsprit struck the starbnard lifehoat
a little abaft 'uidship ana tore a great
hole I'm II, easily large enough FOR "a
man t. crawl through.
After the first impact the way on
the Cummins carried her ahead a short
distance. The Malolo then struck the
steamer again, this time catching her
diagonally across the starboard side at
the stern, cutting of about ten or
twelve feet of bulwarks and carrying
/ away three or four stanchione of the
upper deck.
Captain Seare Immediately put
about with the intention of rendering
assistance to the Malolo, should the
schooner need 1t. Help was declined.
however and Captain Kalama proceed
ed TO Brewers wharf, with the pumps
going. and made fast. The Cummins
tied up at the Oceanic wharf
The Malolo had her jib-boom carried
away. and her bowsprit was split up
the middle. Her nose was also badly
splintered
a board OF survey will meet today To
determine damages, the cause of the
accident. and who was the culpable
party.
At IL o'clock last night Captain
Searle was on board his boat awaiting
the arrival of a representative of the
agents. Neither Captain Kalama nor
any of his crew coulo be found. with
the exception of the cook, who was the
only person on board the schooner
The cook seemed to entertain no opin-
Jon as to the cause of the collision and
on being asked why the pumps were
going when the Maiolo went to wharf
he replied that 1t was nothing unusual.
as they were frequently used.
Until Captain Kalama makes a state
ment 1t is of course impossible to reach
any definite conclusion as to who was
to blame. 1t seems little short of a
miracle that the Cummins was not
sunk, the fact that both boats were
moving slowly alone being responsible
for the light damage.
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1902-01-07
kALAMA IN
OREGON FORESTS

k. Il. kaiama. a resident of the ISL
and of Hawaii, was i'm Portland yes-
terJay on rather a curious quest. He
Is here to procure a lot of woodpeck-
ers to introduce into Hawaii to fight
the woodborers. which are doing much
damage to forest trees there. Mr.. Kali
ANA is largely Interested in timber
lands, which. since the Hawaiian ISL
nnds have become American territory
are becoming pruspectively of great
value. He says that Commissioner of
Agriculture Wray Taylor suggested the
idea OF introducing woodpeckers to
fight, and II is hoped, destroy the
Woodborers, and that the Commission
er of Agriculture at Washington has
approved the plan.
He has written to the Hawaiian for
estry officials to the effect that investi-
cations of the food of the downy wood
!pecker have shown that it is decidedly
beneficial He SAYS he is not aware
that ii ever does any serious damage
to crops or fruit and he knows of no
bird which could be introduced into
the island more safely. However. he
Suggests that only n limited number
of the birds be introduced at first. and
that they be released in some locality.
II possible, where they can be kent I'M
der observation.
sSIt is impossible to say whether. nm
der the peculiar conditions which exist
in Hawaii, the woodpecker will con-
tinue to feed on the woodborers. which
it is intended to DESTROY. and IT Is nos
sible that II NAV devotion some jniuri-
Gus traits.
Mr.. Kalama has been informed that
the downy woodpecker Is found in
large numbers in the valleys Of the
Deschutes and John Day rivers. and
left last night for that section to on
ueavor to arrange for securing 10 to 100
pairs of these birds.
There is a prejudice in the minds Of
many against woodpeckers If 10 ad-
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1902-01-07
Benefit CONCERT
FOR THE LEPERS

The Kamehameha Alumni Association
is planning to give q. benefit concert on
the evening of Saturday, January IS, at
the Hawaiian opera house, partly for the
lcper settlement and partly to Increase
the associations funds. The latter fund
goes to educate Hawaiian boys and girls
either in Kamehameha Schools or Ka-
waiahao Seminary.
The idea of a benefit concert for the
settlement came through the request of
an alumnus who is now residing at the
settlement, for old clothes, etc, for the
needy ones there. The matter was laid
before the alumni at It's last regular
meeting, when it was decided to asss.
the settlement poor by giving a 5i., con-
ccrt.
The alumni will be assisted by the boys
and girls OF the Kamehameha Schools.
kawaiahao Seminary and outside talent
The concert will be of the very best,
and all signs point to a remunerativ
event. The net proceeds are to be d.
vided equally between the fund for the
settlement and that for the alumni. The
alumni is doing a fine work in the educa-
ton OF poor Hawaiian children by assist
ing them through the various schools
here and the greater the proceeds from
the concert the more children will be ed
ucated
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1902-01-07
swIEIsT BIEHIIIIAIs
Quiet Wedding CeIe bratsd at the
Residence of Brides Sister.

a quiet wedding took place last even
ing at the residence of Mr.. and Mrs S.
De Freest, on Matlock avenue. Mr.
ChaS. A. Sweetser and Miss Grace A.
Farmer were united in the bonds OF
matrimony by Rev. G.. l.. Pearson, of
the Methodist Church. No guests were
present except immediate relatives OF
the bride and groom. After the cere-
mony a pleasant dinner was enjoyed
Mr. Sweetser is n civil engineer en-
ployed by Lihue plantation, and Miss
Farmer has been n teacher in the Lii
hue government school for about two
years. They will go to Kauai today.
by the steamer Mikahala. and will re-
side permanently at Lihue.
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1902-01-07

TERRITORY OF HAWAII, TREAS
URER'S OFFICE, HONOLULU
OAHU.
In re Dissolution OF the Peoples Ice
and Refrigerating Co.. Ltd.
Whereas, the PEOPLES ICE AND
REFRIGERATING Co, LTD, a cor.
poration established and existing I'M
der and by virtue OF the laws OF the
Territory Of Hawaii, has. pursuant to
law in such cases made and provided,
duly filed In this office, a petition for
the dissolution of the said corporation,
together with u certificate thereto an
neXed. as required by law.
Now. therefore. notice Is hereby CIV
been or are now interested In any man
ner whatsoever in said corporation,
that objections to the granting OF said
petition must be filed in this office on
or before March 4, 1902, and that any
person or persons desiring to be heard
thereon must be In attendance at the
office of the undersigned. in the Capt.
tol building, Honolulu, at IL m. of said
day to show cause. If any, why said
petition should not be granted
WILLIAM III. WRIGHT.
Treasurer of the Territory of Ha-
wall.
Honolulu, January A, 1902
2SiS-Jan. Z, IA, q. 2S; Feb. 4, II, Is, %
March L.
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1902-01-07

TIE STEAMER ]. A. Cummins FOR
once did not sound her famous
- siren whistle last night. There
would have been a good excuse for 1t,
however, for on returning from "a trip
around the island she was run into ana
very nearly sunk by the gasoline
schooner Malolo, which was passing
out of the channel, bound for Hanalei.
Soon after . O'Clock last evening loud
whistling from the bay. followed by
rumors of a marine disaster. drew
crowds to the usually deserted front.
But although there had been collis-
sion il was unattended by the serious
results which had been reported about
the streets. The vessels in collision
were the forty-nine ton steamer, John
a. Cummins. owned by w. G. Irwin 4
Co., and the twenty six-ton gasoline
schooner Malolo, owne. by II. b. Nc
Farlane.
The Cummins, commanded by Cap
tain Searle, left at s a. IN. yesterday ON
a trip round the island. The Malolo
pulled out about $3.50 last night in
charge of Captain Kalama, bound for
Hanalei The Cummins entered the
channel on her return trip shortly after
. o'clock last night. just at the time
the Malolo was passing down the
channel.
The two vessels approached each 9TH
e. at a point where the passage is mar
rowest. -
According to Captain Searle, when he
saw the Malolo, he blew two whistles.
signifyng that he would keep to the
port side of the channel. The Malofo
Immediately signaled precisely tn"
same thing. IL the schooner had kept
the course she indicated the vessels
would have passed each other with
clear steerage way.
Instead of keeping to port, however,
the Malolo. for some unexplained rea-
son. when approaching the Cummins,
took sheer altered her course sharp
ly and ran right into the steamer. Her
~ ~ / L 4 1 A. L 4 L AAAA "A AAA
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1902-01-07
BELIEVE PRINCE IS OUT.
Home Rulers Are Of Opinion He Will
Not Make the Race.

Leaders OF the Home Rulers are be-
coming convinced that Prince Cupid
explanation of his reasons for not be-
ing a candidate for the Legislature,
which are to be given them on Thurs
day evening, will be final, and he will
refuse to do more than continue his
services In committee work, not being
an aspirant for public office. Some
Home Rulers are hopeful that in the
event of circumstances which might
look toward a special session. he would
consent to run. but at the present time
it looks as II he would be making an
effort To secure'an empty honor.
Among the Democrats, Larry Dee
and John Wise are mentioned as pos
sible candidates.
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1902-01-07
NEW CORPORATION.
Kau, Hawai-, Citizens Will Make
Soda Water ard Ice,

Articles of association, We're filed yes
terday with Treasurer Wright by the
kau Soda Works Company. Limited.
The capital stock Is fixed at s., 900 with
power to increase to So, coo.
The shares are twenty dollars each,
and are held as follows: Henry ]. Ly-
man, share: Eugene II. Lyman, "a: Sam
Kauhane. 6; w. X. Makokoa. s; J. H.
Makuro. 2: Chas. II. Aki. 2; l.. Chong, s:
Y. A. Kama. S; J. Lyman (trustee). 30
shares. u.s.
The principal Office OF the corporation
is at the town of waiohinu. Kau, Island
of Hawaii. and Its business Is the manu-
facture and lsafie of carbonated water.
aud ice
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1902-01-07

IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE
FIRST CIRCUIT, TERRITORY OF
hawaii AT CHAMBERS IN
PROBATE.
In the matter of the Estate of Kekapa
Robinson, OF kona, hawaii, de-
ceased.
On reading and fling the petition
and accounts of NJ. Il. Robinson, OF
Honolulu, Island OF oahu, executor of
the viii of said Kekapa Robinson,
wherein he asks to be allowed 1884 81,
and asks that the same may be exam
ined and approved and that a final
order may be made OF distribution OF
the property remaining i'm his hands to
the persons thereto entitled, and dis
charging him from all further respon-
sibility as such executor.
1t Is ordered, that Friday, the sew
enth day Of February. A. d. 1902, at
10 o'clock Il. m, before the Judge of
said court at the courtroom of said
court at Honolulu. Island OF Oahu, be
and the same hereby Is appointed as
the time and place for hearing said
petition and accounts. and that all
persons Interested may then and there
appear and show cause. II any they
have. why the same should not be
granted.
Dated at Honolulu. this 26th day of
December. 1901.
BY the Court.
HENRY SMITH. Clerk,
234s-Jan. 7. 10. ~. II. q.
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1902-01-07

Attorney General Dole has prepared
a ,brief to be filed In the United States
Supreme Court in the appeal from
Judge .Estee's decision in the case OF
Osak Mankichi. In the brief ne will
contend that the question has never
been presented to the Supreme Court
before.
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1902-01-07

Prince CupId's yacht. the Princess.
vas launched In the harbor yesterday
In her races here she win be entered
in the third class.
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1902-01-07

Is your hair long enough 10 suit you?
Does the color exactly please your In
word, are you perfectly satisfied with
your haig ? ] moi, give it q good hair
food Give IL .s sa ...
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1902-01-07

The railroad track leading from the
new Hackfeld wharf across King street
To Aala Park Is completed and cars
have been plaCel upon the rails
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1902-01-07
Ayers Hair vigor

Twill make you have long, rich, abun-
dant hair, and it will stop falling of the
hair, too. Ayers Hair Nisor always
restores color. lou can depend upon
it every time. 1t brings back all the
rich, dark color YOU had when you
were young. If yon are SO, thcrc is
no need of looking as if you were 80
Just because your hair is gray.
And you will like cur Hair vigor,
also, as hair dressing; while 1t forms
valuable addition to any toilet table
because of the elegant way in which II
is put up. 81,
>ssreS hv Dr. J. {. Aver Co.. Lowell Mass.. U. S l.
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1902-01-07

Wray Taylor received letter from
Forester Haughs yesterday, dated at
Maui, telling of the tour Of inspec-.
tong being made by f. NJ. Griffith. the
washington expert on Maui. Accom-
panying them was Henry Baldwin, and
the three men made = thorough In
accompanied by II. r. Baldwin, they
visited Kula district. and Sunday was
spent at L-ahaina. Mr.. Griffith and
Mr.. Haushs will sail from LahaIna on
the kiIau. for Hawaii tomorrow.
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1902-01-07
The Best at the Lowest
Price at HOPP'S
IN
EVERY
HOUSE
Weathered Oak or Flemish
Oak SidebOard .
The addition OF a

will be a valuable acquisition to
home comfort.
This week we have an assort-
ment OF very low prices and OF
a quality that you nave long
been looking for.
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1902-01-07

HoLLIsTER DRUG CO.. Agents,
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1902-01-07
BY AUTHORITY.

TERRITORY OF HAWAII, TREAS
URER'S OFFICE, HONOLULU,
OAHU,