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literary 1dDOlSs uotSi ShCs EEtuHt-
icka-Ol! yes, she cashes his checks.
Il wonder if he knows my sister ha.
money" HAS lie propose1?' He
has" "He does New York Herald.
do you believe in love at first sight
Chrls:" Sure. Ii more men took =
closer look they wouldn't fall in love"
philadelphia Bulletin.
"Will you marry me?" he asked. Il
told you once that would not" shs
answered. Yes, but that was yester.
day." he urged. It'd Bits. :.
ITS Il small village 80 small
they call shop a store?' '.Oh, small.
er than that. They call store an EN-.
porlum.' New York Sun.
HE proposed to her as joke"
"Yes?' We'll, she accepted him. He
does not regard himself as humorist
any more Brooklyn Life.
Jaggles-A new summer drink has
been named ping-pong Waggles-so
they're going TO force 1t down our
threats, eE?-New York Sun.
Too late we learn to grasp the clew,
'rwixt that which is and that which
was;
And the man who's always going to-
Is the man who never does.
"Jenkins holds his head mighty high
this mornin. What's happenedg
"Just put mortgage on the mule an
sold mockin'brd for $l0.-Atlenta
Constitution.
pa" said little Willie, II wonder
why a bad actor is called ham F"
Perhaps" replied his father. Its be-
cause he's so often served with eggs"
Philadelphia Press.
/ He-Do you mean to say the plumber
has not been here yet? She-No-isnt
1t shameful? And we such good Gus
toners; our plumbing is nearly always
out of order.-Brooklyn Life.
Foreign Visitor-YOur American so
ciety has no castles with haunted
rooms. American Girl-N-o, we haven't
l admit; but (brIghtening) we have
plenty of scandals.-New York Weekly.
Traeeler--I sent you half an hour
ago to the railway station to find when
the next train goes. Porter-Yes, Sir.
and to be SIRE and be exact | waited
till 1t started-it was just 12:37--Poli-
chlnelle 5-4s...I
Il don't believe you love me a bit!-
sobbed his wife. But do, darling!
Il" Don't tell me! It's unnatural
you should No man could love q
woman who wears such old hats as |
do. Answers. 800.
/ Judge-Haye the letters been duly
examined by the handwriting expert?
Prosecutor-Yes your honor. Judge
Very we'll, let the handwriting expert
now be examined by the insanity ex.,
pert-Ohio State Journal. -
Clerk-"Mr. Shipper was In while you
were out: he said he'd call again to-
morrow. Proprietor-Yery kind OF him.
Clerk-But he wanted to collect asbili.
Proprietor Very kind to say when he
would call.-Bostpn Transcript. Is l
Now that my engagement to Edgar
Is broken off wonder il he'll ask ME
to return the Jewels that he gave mef'
IF he doesn't ask for them I'd send
them back at once-for In that case
they're not genuine. Fliegende Blaet-
ter
.'Of course you've read Homer's story
of Ulysses and Calypso haven't yout"
mo, | really can't say that have.
There's so many books keep coming our
now. don't you know. that l just SIM
ply don't pretend to keep track OF them
all" Chicago Times erald.
Mr.. Stingum--By the way. Sharpe
says he saw you in the Bongtong cafe
yesterday -Nuritch Cadd-Yes. but l
cut him. Did he tell you that? Mr..
Stlngum-No, but he did remark that
he expected every minute to see you
cut yourself. -Phladelphla Press.
The automobile had broken down
and the chauffeur was busy trying to
discover the trouble The impatient
owner of the machine at last broke
out. Hurry up, Felix; there are lot
If people crossing the street that We
are missing. "-Y onkers Statesman.
( Mrs. Naluo toI bostoiil-i ha'o
letter from your Uncle James. Pencil
ope who wants us to spend the sum-
mer on his farm Penelope dubious
ly)-Is there any society In the neigh
borhood? Mrs Waldo-I'ye heard him
speak of the Holsteins and Guernseys.
l presume they are pleasant people
Boston Christian Register.
Life Worth Living. -George-WelL
life is worth living. after all. Jack
What's happened? George went to
railway station to see my sister or,
and by some chance Harry Handsom
was there to see his sister off, and Ia
the rush and noise aud confusion we
got mixed. and Rugged his sister aud
he Rugged mne.--New York Weekly.
Ready for Anything, y" But, why"
ask of the great inventor, do you have