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Anadarko daily democrat. [volume] (Anadarko, Oklahoma) 1901-190?, 1902-03-18
Modern Advertising Methods.

There seems to be only one way to
boom this book of mine" said the
young author, thoughtfully. Il think
I'd better die before it comes out
"All right said the publisher.
So the author was dead for adver-
tising purposes and the book made a
hit and sold out two editions before
anybody knew much about the author
Then there was a wake in the Office
Of the publisher.
You will have to be interviewed on
this book" said the publisher.
How can IL" said the author wrath
fully. Hang it, I'm dead"
Anadarko daily democrat. [volume] (Anadarko, Oklahoma) 1901-190?, 1902-03-18

Wnen you see young man sitting
IN a parlor and the ugliest 4-year-old
boy that ever frightened himself in a
mirror clambering over that young
mans knees. jerking his necktie out
of place, ruifiing his shirt front, pull
ing his hair. kicking his shins, feel.
ing in all his pockets for coppers.
while the unresisting victim smiles all
the time like the cover of a comic pa
per- you may safely say that the howl
ing boy has sister who is in a room
not twenty feet away, and that the
young man doesn't come there just for
the fun of playing with her BROTHER
Chicago Journal.
Anadarko daily democrat. [volume] (Anadarko, Oklahoma) 1901-190?, 1902-03-18
Ills Own Coin.

A country doctor was driving down
a narrow lane on his way to visit a
patient when he espied an old woman
in the middle CT the road picking up
some pieces Of turf, which had evident
ly dropped from some passing car.
Pulling his horse up to prevent run
ming over her he said, rather sharply:
Women and donkeys are always in
the way"
Sure, sir " said she, stepping TO one
side I'm glad you've the manners to
put yourself last"
Anadarko daily democrat. [volume] (Anadarko, Oklahoma) 1901-190?, 1902-03-18

terror Of the empire. Tho government
encouraged him to undertake manu-
featuring enterprise Men ana ma
chinery were brought from England.
AZ first all the forcmen and engineers
wcrc English, but the Germans. who
win work for lower wages, gradually
elbowed them out and the government
started technical schools for the edu-
cation of its own people to handle
machinery and engines.
This work of training is going on
very rapidly. Youpg men who under
go a theoretical cducation for three
years in school of technology are
easily able to adapt themselves to the
responsibilities of manufacturing
establishment Now Russia imports
very few cotton fabrics but brings the
raw material from the United States
and Egypt ana is beginning TO grow
cotton in its own southern zouea.
Anadarko daily democrat. [volume] (Anadarko, Oklahoma) 1901-190?, 1902-03-18

PATIENT understand that you draw
teeth without pain.
Dentist-Yes, sir. The tooth that is
troubling you, for instance, looks like
this (making a rapid sketch on a piece
of paper). Now | will proceed to pull
1t.
And the patient realized instantly
that while a dentist may draw teeth
without pain, it hurts like blazes when
he pulls them.
Anadarko daily democrat. [volume] (Anadarko, Oklahoma) 1901-190?, 1902-03-18
undonhtedIr tn. Man Lied.

Mabel must say that for absolute
untrustworthiness there's nothing like
@ man.
Kate-Why, what makes you say
that?
Mabel-Well, you remember when
rejected Mr.. Bulfinch, about three
weeks ago?
Kate-Yes.
Mahel-Well, he said he certainly
should pine away and die, and should
be his murderess. Now, l just met
him in the street, walking with an.
other girl, and actually | believe the
fellow has gained twenty pounds in
weight.
Anadarko daily democrat. [volume] (Anadarko, Oklahoma) 1901-190?, 1902-03-18
Just What lie Meant.

Your toys are very pretty, but the
prices are to high" objected the GUS
toner.
why, look at that drum for $6.49.
You can't beat it at the price protest
ed the dealer.
II believe that is what | intimated
by my first remark" said the GUS
toner.
Anadarko daily democrat. [volume] (Anadarko, Oklahoma) 1901-190?, 1902-03-18

Shock Must Have Been Awful.
whats the matter with Mrs. BIN
ler?"
Nervous prostration, poor dear.
She picked lip a paper and read about
the most rely Christmas bargains
that you ever heard of. She went wild
over is But just as she was rushing
for her hat and cloak she happened to
turn over the paper and then she saw
that IL was an out-of-town sheet"
Anadarko daily democrat. [volume] (Anadarko, Oklahoma) 1901-190?, 1902-03-18
look:n'.'

Toward the end of the mince pie
stage Willie put down his spoon and
pushed away his unfinished trihe.
why, Willie" said his father, whats
the matter? You look quite mournful."
Yes" replied Willie, that's just it
I'm more'n full" And the innoceI:
child wondered why everybody
laughed.
Anadarko daily democrat. [volume] (Anadarko, Oklahoma) 1901-190?, 1902-03-18

Crimsonbeak-"My wife had her
pocketbook stolen three times within
fortnight while shopping"
Yeast--"You don't tell me-"
Yes, and. strange to say, the
thieves got the same each time"
THAT is odd. How much did they
get?"
Nothing"
Anadarko daily democrat. [volume] (Anadarko, Oklahoma) 1901-190?, 1902-03-18

Mexican institutions in genera; and
the police in particular, he happened
to lurch too far over to starboard and
fell into Mexico. The alert cops prompt
ly grabbed him, and. though he didn't
get chance to take in the sights, he
paid quite an extended visit to the
country he had so eloquently ma
ligned."
Anadarko daily democrat. [volume] (Anadarko, Oklahoma) 1901-190?, 1902-03-18
The Feminine ship"

Some people have called me a
plug" remarked the patient horse,
but just now guess I'm a nail"
"A nail?" exclaimed the dog running
along under the carriage.
YES. This woman doesn't seem
able to drive me straight"
Anadarko daily democrat. [volume] (Anadarko, Oklahoma) 1901-190?, 1902-03-18
Good Price for Short story.

Miss Kulcher-Did you ever go in for
literature, Mr.. Gay?
Mr.. Gay-Well-er-not exactly; but
once when | was at college | wrote a
short story and got $50 for it.
Miss Kulcher-Really? What was it.?
Mr. Gay-"Dear Father: I'm broke.
Please send me some money"
Anadarko daily democrat. [volume] (Anadarko, Oklahoma) 1901-190?, 1902-03-18

minute. IVy your subscription a year
in advance, and thus make yourself
solid for good obituary notice"
Anadarko daily democrat. [volume] (Anadarko, Oklahoma) 1901-190?, 1902-03-18

Western Kansas editors have a
unique way Of prodding up delinquent
subscribers, a. this will indicate: IF
you have frequent headaches, dizziness.
fainting spells. accompanied by chAls.
cramps. corns, bunions, chilolains,
epilepsy ana jausdice. it is a siga you
are nef well, bdtsare liable to die any
Anadarko daily democrat. [volume] (Anadarko, Oklahoma) 1901-190?, 1902-03-18
HOW He Knew.

Sue Brette-How do you know that
the gallery gods threw eggs at your
Ham Lette-"How do l know? Ye
gods Didn't l catch them in the act?
Chicago News.
Anadarko daily democrat. [volume] (Anadarko, Oklahoma) 1901-190?, 1902-03-18

Mrs. Farnler-What will you do il
give you a meal? Prayed Fagin-I'n
send so many other hoboes here, mum,
dat dey'll tread down a nice path fer
yer from here to de front gate, mum.
Judge.
Anadarko daily democrat. [volume] (Anadarko, Oklahoma) 1901-190?, 1902-03-18
Current wit.

How long has Scruggins been an
ofiiceholder?" Ever since he tried to
earn a living and failed. d."-Detroit
Free PresI.
Anadarko daily democrat. [volume] (Anadarko, Oklahoma) 1901-190?, 1902-03-18

Danae was character In Greek
mythology, the daughter of Acrisius.
King of Argos one OF the kingdoms OF
Greece in the days of Homer. An Or
acle had announced that she would
one day give birth to a son who should
kill his grandfather Acrisus fo~ gafe-
ty's sake shut her up in a dungeon,
whore nevertheless she was visited by
the god Jupiter in a shower of gold.
cnd became the mother of P.rseus.
Acrisius next put both the mother and
child into chest and exposed them
to the sea. The chest however drfted
ashore on the island Of Seriphos, and
Danae ana her child were saved. She
remained on the island until Perseus
mad grown up and became a hero. ia
nous for his exploits; afterwards she
accompanied him to Argos On his ar
rival, Acrisius fed, but was subse-
quently slain accidentally by Perseus
at Laris Montreal Herald and Star.
Anadarko daily democrat. [volume] (Anadarko, Oklahoma) 1901-190?, 1902-03-18

II is expected that the railway now
being built to connect Valparaiso with
the Rio de la Plata will be completed
in five or six years.
Anadarko daily democrat. [volume] (Anadarko, Oklahoma) 1901-190?, 1902-03-18

Judge-What are your grounds for
divorce, sir? Plaintiff-My wife mar
rled me to reform me and after we
settled down didn't have sense enough
to glve.up the idea Judge-Granted.
Brooklyn Life.
Anadarko daily democrat. [volume] (Anadarko, Oklahoma) 1901-190?, 1902-03-18

You might as well talk to IN echo
as to person who always agrees with
YOU.
Anadarko daily democrat. [volume] (Anadarko, Oklahoma) 1901-190?, 1902-03-18

have had men steal a tract of land
from me- and carry on reyiya. nsst-
ing al the same time
Anadarko daily democrat. [volume] (Anadarko, Oklahoma) 1901-190?, 1902-03-18

The marriage of first cousins Is for
hidden by law in Pennsylvan.... tine
statute of prohibition g-lng into ef-
feet on January /. 1892.
Anadarko daily democrat. [volume] (Anadarko, Oklahoma) 1901-190?, 1902-03-18
Nothing

Customer-"Say, do you work here
boy?"
Office Boy-"Only when de boss is
look:n'."
Anadarko daily democrat. [volume] (Anadarko, Oklahoma) 1901-190?, 1902-03-18

81 hear Bronson sung Rocked in
the Cradle of the Deep at the concert" !"
Yes" Did he do it well?" ''He did.
indeed. 1t was so vivid that five peo-
pie left the hall, overcome with sea-
sickness Tit Bits.
Anadarko daily democrat. [volume] (Anadarko, Oklahoma) 1901-190?, 1902-03-18

First saburbanite-I hear that
Jones has adopted that hired girl of
his SO as to get her to stay with the
family. Second Suburbanite--Yes
and now his adopted daughter wants
TO stay in the parlor and play the
piano all day and let her mother do
the housework Judge.
Anadarko daily democrat. [volume] (Anadarko, Oklahoma) 1901-190?, 1902-03-18

do you think Bacon wrote Shake
speare's plays?" asked the theorist. 81
don't care who wrote em," answered
the manager a little shortly, so long
as he isn't putting in any claims for
royalties. Washington Star
Anadarko daily democrat. [volume] (Anadarko, Oklahoma) 1901-190?, 1902-03-18

What, Fosdick Surely you are
not swearing so soon after making
your New Years resolutions We'll,
what makes ali the tradesmen send in
their bills OH the first of the month?
In January they ought 10 wait until
the end. Detroit Free Press.
New-York tribune., 1902-07-07
THE LONDON SECURITIES MARKET.

London. July 6.-While money was easier last
week. the Stock Exchange not very cheerful.
The release of July dividends and large government
disbursements enabled the market to repay about
fS.G0o000 of the il had borrowed from the bank
but f6,00O0O0 is still owing. Large shipments Of
gold are now due from South Africa. but they are
largely Offset by the withdrawal of sovereigns for
South Africa last week. There is every prospect
for cheap money for the next two months
The encouraging news concerning King Edward
did improve business the Exchange Prices
generally were marked up, but this was the result
mostly Of jobbers bidding against themselves In
yestment stocks will probably continue to keep up
but the South African department is getting worse
instead OF better. There is fair prospect for a
revival in Americans but home rails We're dull and
there little activity in industrials
New-York tribune., 1902-07-07
Tex interest.
GERMAN FINANCE AND TRADE

Berlin. July 5,-Transactions on the Boerse last
week were light. but values generally were better
maintained Owing TO the fact that new money
from the semi-annual interest payments IS seeking
investment, German loans slightly irmer.
Some foreign rentes improved: Italians advanced
upon home orders, while Portuguese the most
active. Russians and Argentines were better
Industrials were irregular. Irons were mostly
higher upon reports of American purchases of Ger
man iron. Coal shares partly lower. and
machinery and electrical shares down. Shares
of the Hamburg-American Steam Packet Company
and of the North German Lloyd Line sold
steadily from Hamburg and Bremen, and each lost
] point. Canadian Pacics were bought for New
York account, advancing 2lh.
Money rates nave been receding since the settle
nent The unusually heavy discounts of the Reichs-
bank are not connected with trade the demands
OF the Boerse, but due to mortgage payments
and the requirements of the government 1t is ex-
pected that discounts will recover rapidly. Bank
stocks were neglected last week, but shares OF the
Deutsche Bank were higher upon the disbandment
OF the syndicate which is handling the Burlington
deal. '
New-York tribune., 1902-07-07
SALES RECORDED.

BANK EXCHANGES: SALES RECORDED.
The bank exchanges Of the New-York Clearing
House and the stocks sold the New York Stock
Exchange last week and for the week OF the
preceding years compare follows:
July 8. '02 July 6. '0l. July 7. 90
Exchanges 1913 9G Az ST. los e19 $3.50 1898 13S 447
10. shares SOLD. l.252.sis s99.353 1872 443
New-York tribune., 1902-07-07
WEEKLY TABLE OF BONDS.
Bonds

Last Actual sales. July
Bonds. PRIV. High Low 3. Net Sale!
sale. est. est. F:n'I change.
New-York tribune., 1902-07-07

Total COS. s.. o19.392 Slss6977 sl3c AIS 10
kANAWHA AND MICHIGAN.
New-York tribune., 1902-07-07
RAILROAD AND OTHER STOCKS.

is o
th hgh 9 NJ IA
Juy e n
New-York tribune., 1902-07-07
RAILROAD EARNINGS,

The Tribune has printed the gross earnings of ff-
ty-one railroads systems for the third week in
June. OF these thrty-eieht return gains of $3.50 =
ll5 140 per cent and thirteen return losses Of
s165.005 lO6 per cent. The whole shows a gain
of S7S7.11o "a per The Tribune has also
Printed the earnings of nine railroads sys-
TENS for the fourth week in June of which seven
return gains OF 1892 105 per cent and two re-
turn losses of $l6S7s. or 40 per The whole
shows gain of s132.G5 10 per cent.
Third June
1901. Differences. + ct
IS companies 81 $67I2544 Inc SJJ1.l15 40
l3 companies. 1894 40 536 42l Dec 1853 0O5 1916
Total 81 s. Uo6 O75 IS 3Os 965 Inc S7S7.lfO o.
Fourth week in June
companies S1.5109l1 81 42l Sli9 293
companies. Dec IGS7S 1
Total 8 81 Oi9392 81 ss6977 Inc SIZE as 70
KANAwHA AND MICHIGAN.
Number Of miles I73
Fourth week in June. Sl56I2 Sf5.2lg $50 OPS
July ! 20 June 30-..... Lose, iSO ,632 Isl $50
New-York tribune., 1902-07-07

A ADVERTISEMENTS and subscriptions The Tribune
~ received a their Uptown Office
NO. 1864 BROADWAY
Between seth and 3Tth sts.. until o'clock p m
Advertisements will received the following branch
offices regular office until O'clock D. m. viz:
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215 Smith-st., IOO4 Ga tcs-oyc. Newark n -
7oi Broad-st. Also at all A. d. T. Offices.
New-York tribune., 1902-07-07
GOVERNMENT BONDS.

Government bond quotations compare follows
with those Of a week ago:
New-York tribune., 1902-07-07

A DvERTISEMENTS ana subscriptions for The Tribune
- received Uptown once.
NO. 1854 BROADWAY.
Between S7th until o O'Clock ,.
Advertisements received at the following branch
Offices regular ONCE until o'clock VIZ
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leth-st.; a2 East l4th-st.s c57 West 42d-st., be-
tween 9Th ald sth aves: 263 West 125th-st.; i'sSs
3d-nve.. 10th and TTth sts.; 1.o26 sd-aNe'
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I25th-st., 75G Tremont-avc.s $50 3d-ave. near
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Evening journal., 1902-12-05
No Trainmen's Strike.

Cleveland, o., Dec. 5.-Grand Mas
ter P. II. Morrissey, of the Brother
hood of Railway Trainmen, Yesterday
denied the reports that 10000 men
we're forming a federation for the pur-
pose Of making a concerted demand
for increased wages in the territory
west of Chicago He announced that
the conductors and trainmens oontem'
plated asking for increased wages, but
said the procedure would be in accord
ance with the rules of the Order Of
Railway Conductors and brotherhood
of Railway Trainmen. This Oisposes
OF the rumor that a strike is probable.
Evening journal., 1902-12-05
Ineeneiaries Fire a Bridge.

Bedford. Pa. Dec. 3. - The long
wooden bridge that crosses the Juniata
river at the Narrows, cn the Bedford
and Chambersburg turEni1se, about a
mile from here, was destioyes by fire
yesterday. The fire is Believed TO
have been the work of sorae persons
who have become angered at the pro
tracted litigation over the coudemna-
ton of the turnpike by the court and
taken the law into their own hands. A
notice was posted for the keeper OF
the toll gate, telling him to move out,
as his house would be blown up soon.
There is no clue to the ineendiaries.
Evening journal., 1902-12-05
MAN BLOWN TO ATOMS
Horace Klelia Trlpped While Carrying
Stick Of Explosive.

Stick Of Explosive.
Philadelphia. Dec. 5.-While carry
ing a stick OF dynamite into tool
shed at the incineration plant Of the
Cremation Society. at Germantown,
Yesterday. superintendent Horace e.
Keuig tripped and fell. The result was
q terrific explosion. which literally
blew the unfortunate man to pieces,
blew out the thick brick walls of the
building. which is at the rear of the
crematory, and rocked all structures
within the radius OF a mile.
Keihg's torn body was later found
on top Of an oven, where 1t had been
blown by the force Of the explosion.
Had the explosion occurred 10 min
utes earlier a half dozen workmen
employed at the cemetery would have
been either horribly mutilated OF
killed outright. Occurring as it did
at the noon hour, when the men had
left the cemetery TO go 10 dinner
KeiIie was the sole victim Of his Owl
misstep
The dynamite, which Keilig was re
turning to the tool house. was Used 70
blasting rock preparatory to building
vault in the adjoining cemetery.
Evening journal., 1902-12-05

o,.;ces Don't worry. 1t will take
loillions of bushels to replenish stocks
and empty storehouses.
PORK Prices viii Be High
The hog market has fluctIated un-
der the manipulation, no doubt OF the
packers in their efforts TO get eneapes
provisions, but there is a Wen iounoeo
belief that there is a great shortage OF
lhogs everywhere. High prices are
likely to prevail throughout the sea-
son.
To protect vegetables from frost in
transporting them to market by wagon
i'm winter. the old-fashicned method
was to line the vehicle with straw and
use paper and blankets on top. This
plan is still practical.
If the sweet potatoes have been prop
erly dried off, a temperature now of 60
degrees to 65 degrees will keep them
nicely. The air must be dry. Wnlte
potatoes, on the other hand, cannot be
too cold. provided the temperature
does not 60 below "a degrees. A little
moisture is desirable, when the temper
ature is right, as it prevents shrinkage
If the ground in the Strawberry plan
tation is frozen hard this - the time
to give it a coat Of strawy horse stable
manure.
Next years crop of everything in thu
trucA garden will be helped by broad
cast dressing of well-composted ma
nure. This is true of field crops o
sweet and white potatoes. Where thu
scab fungus abounds no fresh manur'
should be applied for the latter crop
even in winter.
Evening journal., 1902-12-05
Two Miners Crushed 10 Death.

Johnstown, Pa. Dec. 5.-Dominick
Dundriski and Adam Lepansky, two
miners employed in the Berwind.
White Coal Mining Company's mine
at Windber, near here, were instantly
killed yesterday, being crushed to
death beneath fall OF roof. The two
men were sitting in one OF the mine
rooms smoking their pipes. There was
a third man with them Without warn.
ing the roof crashed down upon the
trio, catching Dundrish and Lepansky
squarely under the fall The edge Of
the fall grazed the third man. and he
escaped and gave the alarm. Both men
were dead when dug ont.
Evening journal., 1902-12-05
SUNEEN GUNBOATS LOCATED
Captain Pershina Finds What Is Left
Of Spanish Fleet IN Philippines.

Captain Fershina Finds What Is Left
Of Spanish Fleet In Philippines.
Manila, Dee. 5.--Captain Pershing
has located what is left Of a fleet Of
small gunboats which the spaniards
sank in Lake Lanao. Island OF Min
danao. in lS9S While returning from
Illgan 10 Camp Wears friendly Moros
guided the captain to point where
some portions Of the wrecks were
visible. An effort will probably be-
made to raise the vessels.
Constabulary Inspector Hendricks.
who was reported TO have been killed
in Samar, has been found alive, al.
though badly wounded. After the fight
with the ladrones on November 20 the
inspector wandered through the Jungle
for nearly a week, end his wounds be.
came gangrened. but he is expected to
recover.
Evening journal., 1902-12-05
THE NAVAL MANEUyERS1
Blue Fleet Assembled at cuIebra to
Defend the Island.

Blue Fieet Assembled at SuicpId ~
Defend the Island.
San Juan, Porto Rico, Dec. 5.-The
harbor here. which for days has been
filed with warships taking in coal, is
deserted. The United States tug Ley
den alone remains here to take the
United States mail.
All the warships of the Blue Fleet
are assembled at Culebra in readiness
to defend the island. The plan of de-
fense has of course not been diyulged
The working out OF the problem be-
gan this morning. The battleships and
cruisers will be concentrated, while
the scouts will diverge and cover the
passages and points where 1t may be
possible TO discover the enemy Ad'
miral Coghlan remains at the base
and will search for the White Fleet
approaching from the Gulf of Paria.
Evening journal., 1902-12-05
PLAYS AND PLAYERS

playwright. wrote the new pastoral
drama. 'gThe Volunteer Organist,
which is to be produced at the Opera
House on Friday evening, December
-. he had one ambition in view out
side Of making his play appeal to all
classes Of thaatre-goers, and that was
10 have the scenic end Of it "a up-to-
date as nossibie.
Evening journal., 1902-12-05

The Rev. w. NJ. Jefferis, D. d., has
returned from Reading. He preached
the annual sermon before the Brother
hood of St. Andrew in Christ Church
Cathedral there last Sunday.