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The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1902-11-28
Took the Order Literally.

A suburban golf club has Japanese
steward named Ocka. He is an ex-
cellent cook and his neatpess and good
taste are beyond question, but he has
a very slight knowledge of English,
and this sometimes causes him to
make ludicrous mistakes. A young
woman gave q tea at the clubhouse
and sent for Ocka a few days ahead Of
time, so that all the details of her
party might be perfected. She ar
ranged for everything and at the end
said: "Now Ocka, at the tea we must
have apple pie order" eyes, madam,
apple pie" Ocka returned. "No, apple
pie ORDER" said the young girl. "Al
right Me understand. Apple pie"
Ocka repeated with an obstinate smile.
apple pie order" the other corrected
again, and Ocka took his leave. He
served at the tea along with the dainty
little sandwiches and cake twenty huge
pieces of apple pie. - Philadelphia
Record
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1902-11-28

PAULINE l..
famous COWS, De Aol H., Pauline Paul
and Princess of Wayne, it is more to
our purpose to point out that despite
his years and great weight e, pounds
he shows the neat head and horns, the
sharp withers, the deep barrel, the we'll
cut up flank, the pelvic arch and the
light, thin, incurving thighs that char
acterze 80 per cent of all the first class
dairy cows in the land. When one
wants to raise such COWS, he should use
such sires.
Care of Spring Calves.
When there is a decrease in the sup
ply of milk, the spring calves are usu-
ally the first ones to suffer from it's
lack, unless the policy has been to
stop feeding it to them as soon as they
were able to eat grass or hay. We
think it should be given them daily as
long as it can be spared for that pur-
pose, ard when it is no longer avail
able substitute a little wheat bran or
oats. Even oat straw that was cut
while the grain was in the milk makes
rowen or early cut clover hay. We
think that no small part of the grain
that has been made in the milk pro-
duction of our cows is due about as
much to the better feeding of our
calves, forcing earlier maturity and
bringing them at two years old as far
advanced and as well developed as
they used to be at three or four years
old. as it is to the more liberal feeding
and the better balanced rations given
them after they come fresh. One cam
not take a calf that has been on short
rations until it has developed to a cow
and make it a good milk producer after
that by more liberal feeding. Give it
good start when young, and then it
should make good COW If it is from
good stock.-American Cultivator.
A Remarkable Case of Fecundity.
In the Victorial Journal of Agricul
ture for 1902 we find the following
very interesting instance of remarka-
BILE fecundity recorded: Mr.. J. W. An
derson of Tower Hill Park owns a
thoroughbred Ayrshire cow. Rosette.
bred by Mr.. George Rolfe On the
18th of April, 1898, she gave birth to
twins (male and female) The female
had her first calf in August, 1900. and
the bull was placed at one of Mr.. An
.dersons dairy farms at the. head of a
herd of cows. Twelve of the cows
have had twins. There is no history
of special fecundity in Rosettes fam
lily. This incident is made more inter-
esting by the fact in cases like this
that one or the other of the twins is
very apt to be barren.-Hoard's Dairy
man.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1902-11-28
W.

Only Rici, .-en 1cau AGord it-?oor
Men Should Have the Best.
Only the rich can afford to keep poor
cows, and they don't, and the poorer 9
man is the better. his few cows should
be if he is to make a living. To see a
poor man keeping poor COWS is a sight
to make one sigh at the shortsighted-
ness of man. A poor man cannot af-
ford to waste his money on poor cows.
Usually we hear it said that the poor
man cannot afford to own good cows.
This is contrary to all experience. If
he can afford to own any, he can afford
to own the best.
The poor man who refuses to spend
the money necessary to purchase a
good cow and finds enough to get hold
of a second grade one must work dou-
years before he can breed up to a
higher standard. 1t is better to realize
at the beginning that the poor man had
better put all his money in half a dozen
good cows than in a dozen or two in
ferior ones. In the end he will make
more money. The profits of dairy:ng
depend entirely upon the cows and the
system of raising feed and giving it to
the animals. There is nothing else to
decide the matter one way or the other
At the Pan-American model dairy
there were good, but not fancy bred,
COWS which made $40 profit per year
for their owners, after the cost Of feed
had been deducted, which, by the way,
was bought in the market and not
raised on the home farm. If one good
COW will make that profit, herd of
ten or twenty should net one a pretty
most any region where the grass is
good and where good methods of farm
ing and dairying are observed.
More can be accomplished, but this
is enough to show what some dairies
can do and are doing.
1t matters not SO much what kind Of
breed you have so long as the animals
are adapted to dairying and they are
good representatives of their race. Each
animal must be judged Oh it's individ-
ual merits, and if not up to the stand
ard it should be discarded. Price does
not always measure the value of a serv-
iceable cow. Sometimes high prices
are tackled on for certain structural
forms and breed characteristics which
would not be of any use to the ordinary
dairyman.- Northwestern Dairyman.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1902-11-28
Theodore Roosevelt on sThe Presidency

Before his nomination for the Vice
Presidency, Theodore Roosevelt wrote
expressly for The Youths Companion an
article on 1.-THE Presidency" 1t will be
published in the number for November
9Th, this being one of the remaining
weekly issues of 1902 sent free from the
the time of subscription to every new
subscriber who at once sends S1.75 for
The Companions 1908 volume. When
this article on 1.-THE Presidency" was
written no one could have forseen or
dreamed even that its author would soon
be called upon to take up the duties OF
the great Office. For this reason alone
what Mr. Roosevelt has to say possesses
extraordinary interest, and will be eager
ly awaited by persons of all shades of po-
litical opinion.
A twenty-eight page Prospectus of the
1903 volume of The Youths Companion
and sample copies of the paper will De
sent to any address.
The YOUTHS COMPANION,
1a4 Berkeley Street, Boston, Mass.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1902-11-28
Cinders In The Eve.

Persons travelling by railway are
subject to continued annoyance from
the flying cinders. On getting into the
eyes they are not only painful for the
moment, but are often the cause of
long suffering that ends in a total loss
of sight A very simple and effective
cure is within the reach Of every one
and would prevent much suffering and
expense were it generally known. 1t is
simply one or two grains Of tlaXseed
These may be placed in the eye with
out injury or pain to that delicate or
gan, and shortly they begin to swell
and dissolve glutinous substance that
covers the ball of the eye. enveloping
any foreign substance that may be in
it. The irritation of cutting the men,
brane is thus prevented, and the an
nOyance may soon be washed out. A
dozen of these grains slowed away in
the vest pocket may prove in an emer-
gency worth their number in gold.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1902-11-28
Deafness Cannot be cured

by local applications, as they cannot
reach the diseased portion of the ear.
There is only one way to cure deafness,
and that is by constitutional remedies.
Deafness is caused by an infiamed con-
dition of the mucous lining of the Eus.
tachian Tube. When this tube gets in
famed you have rumbling sound or
imperfect hearing, and when it is en-
tirely closed deafness is the result, and
unless the inflammation can be taken out
and this tube restored to its normal con-
dition, hearing will be destroyed forever,
nine cases out of ten are caused by ca
tarrh, which is nothing but An inhamed
condition of tie mucous surfaces.
We will give One Hundred Dollars for
any case Of deafness Caused by catarrh)
that cannot be cured by Halls Catarrh
Cure. Send fro circular, free.
F. J. Cheney & Co.. Toledo, o.
aaS~ Sold by druggists, 75c.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1902-11-28
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The work which has been done by
Drs. Babcock and Russell at the Wis
consin experiment station on the cold
curing of cheese is to be taken up in
an experimental way by the dairy divi-
sion of the United States department
of agriculture. The Wisconsin station
has been at work upon this problem
for a number of years. and the results
which have been secured are uniform
ly in favor of the use of much lower
temperatures than have hitherto been
employed for the ripening of cheddar
cheese.
At the instigation Of the officials of
the Wisconsin station Major Henry e.
Alvord, chief of the dairy division of
the United States department of ag-
riculture, has instituted two large Sc
ries of experiments to be carried on in
the east and west. These are to con-
sist Of the purchase of from $4,000 to
10000 pounds of cheddar cheese from
various portions of the country, which
are to be put Immediately from the
press at various curing temperatures.
The work in the west will be under
the auspices of the Wisconsin station
and will include cheese from various
portions Of Wisconsin, Iowa, Illinois
and Michigan. The work in the east
will be under the immediate control Of
the New York state experiment station
at Geneva and will be carried Oh in
New York city. It is the purpose of
tn rim 0oonca
under commercial conditions and dis
pose of the product when it is at its
best, SO that it will be possible to judge
Of the commercial value of the process
under commercial conditions. This ex-
pertinent under national auspices as
well as those which are being made by
the Dominion government ought to def
initely decide the question as to the
relative merits of this process over the
old system Of curing.
Not an AID. For Roquefort.
RoquefOrt cheese is made in France
from the milk of the sheep and has to
pass three stages of putrefaction before
it is considered sufficiently sinking to
suit the taste of French epicures. Linn
berger compared with Roquefort, is as
bergamot to the sewage of a plague
stricken city, and its flavor is consid-
cred tame" by the French gormands.
Americans make limitations of these
disgusting articles that are almost as
disgusting to normal olfactories as the
genuine. These cheeses are cured un-
der conditions of heat and moisture to
hasten putrefaction and is conducted III
damp cayerns or cellars. Roquefort
when brought to light is so attractive
70 flies of every hue that it soon be-
comes streaked with fungi and vital
with vermicular life. To people of
normal tastes it is incomprehensible
that any human being can relish such
feed, but we have seen people eat it,
but always at respectful distance or
with securely clamped nose. The
writer has never tasted either Of these
varieties of cheese, as he could never
get near enough to them.-Farm and
Ranch.
Low Temperature For Cheese.
If the cold curing advocates can in
duce all our cheese factories even to
fix their cold curing rooms to maintain
a temperature of not over 65 degrees,
they will have Increased the value Of
our cheese at least per cent per pound,
says an exchange.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1902-11-28
One Minute Cough cure

is the only harmless cough cure that
gives quick relief. Cures Coughs, Colds,
Group, Bronchitis, Whooplng Cough,
Pneumonia, Asthma, LaGrippe and all
Throat. Chest and Lung troubles. I got
soaked by rain, says Gertrude E. Fen
ner, Munice, Ind, and contracted Sc
we're cold and cough. l failed rapidly;
lost 48 pounds. My druggist recon-
mended One Minute Cough Cure. The
first bottle brought relief several cured
me. I am back to my old weight, 148
pounds. One Minute Caugh Cure cuts
the phlegm, relieves the cough at once,
draws out inflammation, cures Group.
An ideal remedy for children. Stangps
drug store.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1902-11-28

hamber1ain,S
Stomach and Liver Tablets
Try them
When you feel dull after eating.
When you have no appetite.
When you have a bad taste in the
mouth.
When your liver is torpid.
When your bowels are constipated.
When you feel bilious.
They will improve your appetite, cleanse
and invigorate your stomach and regu-
late your liver and bowels. For sale by
Perry & Doty.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1902-11-28
While there is LIE there is HOPS

was afflicted with catarrh; could nei-
ther taste nor smell and could hear but
little. Ely's Cream Balm cured it.
Marcus G. Shantz, Railway, N. J.
Cream Balm reached me safely and
the effect is surprising. Ny son says
the first application gave decided relief.
Respectfully, Mrs. Franklin Freeman,
Dover. n. Ell.
The Balm does not irritate or cause
sneezing. Sold by druggists at so cts.
or mailed by Ely Brothers, Sc Warren
ST., New York.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1902-11-28

"Some years ago while at Martins
burg, w. Va, I was taken with cholera
morbus, which was followed by diar-
rheea. The DOCTORS medicine did me no
good. I was advised to get bottle of
Chamberlain's Collie, Cholera and Diar-
rhoea Remedy, which I did. and it cured
me sound and well.-G. A. Morris. EN-
breeville, Pa. Sole by Perry & Doty.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1902-11-28
IISU puUIICdUIUH -NOF0IHUcI 9,
Notice of Hearing.
rATE or MISC0NSIN

CTATE OF WISCONSIN,
- County Court for Rock County-In Probate
of the County Court to be held in and for said
County at the Court House in the city of James
vile, in said County, on the first Tuesday, be-
ing the I'd day of December, 1902, at 9o'clock
a. M, the following matter will be heard and
considered:
The application of Mary J. Downey to admit
to probate the last Will and testament of
Charles E. Cary, late of the city of Edgerton,
in said county, deceased
Dated Nov. 5th, 1902.
By the Court,
T. w. SALE, County Judge.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1902-11-28

Heavy eating is usually the first cause
of indigestion. Repeated attacks in,
flame the mucous membranes lining the
stomach, exposes the nerves of the som.
ach. producing swelling after eating
heartburn, headache, sour risings and
finally catarrh of the stomach. Kodol
relieves the inflammation, protects the
cures indigestion, dyspepsia, all stom.
ach troubles by cleansing and sweeten.
ing the glands of the stomach. StangPs
drug store.
"A woman is more influenced by what
she diyines than by what she is told.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1902-11-28
That Throbblng Headache

Would quickly leave you if you used
DR.. Kings New Life Pills. Thousands
OF sufferers have proved their matchless
merit for Sick and Nervous Headaches.
They make pure blood and build up
your health. Only Is cents. Money back
if not cured. Sold by Perry & Doty.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1902-11-28

Summer girls look wonderfully cool
and satisfied, considering that every one
OF them is shut up inside a corset
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1902-11-28
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The writer of one of the prize essays
claimed that the Red Polled cattle
were SO popular in some parts of the
west as to be very numerous in the
states Of Illinois, Wisconsin, Michigan,
Ohio, Kansas and Texas. They are
among the oldest breeds in England,
though long divided into the Norfolk
Polled and the Suffolk Dun. These
were so much alike that as long ago as
1916 they were classed as one breed
and called the Red Polled and a herd
book was established not long after in
which all that gave evidence of being
descended from either of these breeds
could be registered. Their most prom
inent characteristics, as seen at first
glance, are the absence of horns and of
white in the hair. They may have
some brindle marks among the dark
red, and in some cases they have lit
tie yellow, but not often. But closer
examination shows we'll rounded
form, broad at the hips and shoulders,
a rather heavy neck and large girth
back of the shoulders, with ribs we'll
back to the hips. The udder is not as
prominent as that shown by some other
breeds, and they do not produce as
much milk as the Holstein or the Ayr
shire when first fresh, but they have
the faculty of holding out in the amount
they give we'll up to the period Of
dropping the next calf, and their milk
is second only to the Jersey and Guern-
sey in amount of butter fat, or SO say
those who have kept the pure breeds.
They are also claimed to be among the
most hardy of the English breeds.
Good Prices For Dairy Cows.
Good dairy cows are worth something
now in the dairy and will be worth
more as the season progresses. 1t is
hard to get them down east, and we no.
tice that q carload lot realized from
$6S to $S4 a head in Orange county, N.
Y, recently, one cow commanding as
high as $125.-Dairy World.
A Fine Holstein Bull.
The illustration shows an eight-year-
old Holstein bull, bred and owned at
the Portage Prairie stock farm. South
Bend, Ind. Whether in individuality
or pedigree, this bull is entitled to rank
in the front row Of the first class of his
breed
Although we insist as tenaciously as
any upon the value of a good pedigree
for the dairy sire, says Hoard's Dairy
man, yet we place special emphasis up
on individuality, OF form. 1t is no Ion
ger open to debate that there is a dairy
form, and if one wants to raise heifers
possessing this form he must see to it
that their sires, as we'll as their dams,
are built that way. Therefore, although
this bull traces in every line to dams
and sires in the Holstein advanced reg
istry and carries the blood of the world
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1902-11-28
NEW ENGLAND
WATCHES

Are designed to conform to the re-
quirements of every one needing watch
We make all sizes and styles, with
castings of gold, silver, enamel, gold filled
gun metal or nicke.--Fully guaranteed
and exactly as represented, and at stated
prices-Send for our booklets, which
give full information and illustrations of
our various styles.
The New England Watch Co.,
Manufacturers,
81 and 50 Maiden Lane, N. Y. 131 to 1877 Wa
bash Ave, Chicago. Spreckles' Building, San
Francisco.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1902-11-28

1t is wise provision of nature that
few of us have the capacity to become
millionaires.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1902-11-28
DIR. Humphreys

Specifics cure by acting directly upon
the disease, without exciting disorder in
any other part of the system.
10. CURES. PRICES.
1-Fevers. COMPOSITIONS, determinations. .25
1Worms. Worm Fever, Worm Colic... 80
3-Teething. Collie. Crying, Wakefulness rs
4-Diarrhea. of Children or Adults. .25
7-Coughs, Colds, Bronchitis. ............ .25
S-NeuraIgia. Toothache, Faceache.. .S5
9-Headache Sick Headache, Vertigo. 25
10-Dyspepsia. Indigestion, Weak Stomach.25
Unsurpassed or Painful Periods. 20
12-Whites Too Profuse Periods. ........ .2J
13-Croup. Laryngitis, Hoarseness. rs
14-salt Rheum. Erysipelas, Eruptions .25
15-Rheumatism. Rheumatic Pains. 80. .2j
16-Malaria. Chills, Fever and Ague -. 20
19-Catarrh. Influenza Cold in the Head rs
2O-WhOoping- Cough .................... pa
27-Kidney Diseases OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES. rs
2S-Nervous Debility. ............1.G0
3O-Urinary Weakness, Wetttng Bed. .25
7-Grip, Hay Fever. ................. ...... rs
DR.. Humphreys Manual Of all Diseases at your
Druggists or Mailed Free.
Sold by druggists, or sent on receipt OF price.
Humphreys Med. Co., Cor. William John Sts.,
New York.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1902-11-28

1t is easy enough to have your own
way if it is the way of the majority.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1902-11-28
A Thanh S2ivJn1 Dim,

Bring up boy the way he should
go and the way he will go.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1902-11-28
ChanberIain,S

You cannot make man with words
or a woman with a Dress
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1902-11-28

A message travels over an ocean ca
bic at about 700 miles a second.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1902-05-22
EMINENT EDUCATOR
MAKING ADDRESSES
PROF. PENIMAN WILL LECTURE
THIS MORNING AND TONIGHT
AND AGAIN ToMoRRoW-5AN-
QUOTED AT HOTEL HILLMAN.

Prof. Joseph H Peniman, dean of the
University of Pennsylvania, who is visit
ing Birmingham, was banqueted at the
Hillman last night by the alumni OF his
university. Covers were laid for 16 The
list of those present follows:
DR.. Cunningham Wilson. Mr.. r. w.
Boland, Professor White. DR.. H. e. Pres-
lev. DR.. Sam Nabers, Mr.. Clarence Ches-
ter, Prof ]. C. DuBose, Prof. D. e.
Frank, Prof. w. P. Taylor, ], B. Cunning
ham, DR.. ]. H. Phillips, Mr.. Ross c.
Smith, Prof C. E. Glenn, Mr. John H.
Miller and DR.. Peters
Professor Peniman has the chair Of lit
erature In the University of Pennsyl-
vania, and although he is young man,
he enjoys the reputation of being one or
the foremost educators in this country.
During his stay here he will deliver a
number of addresses. This morning at
1890 o'clock he will lecture at Professor
Taylors school on What Gr(at Uni
versity is and does"
Tonight at S:15 at the high school he
will deliver lecture on this theme: The
relation of Literature TO Life
Friday morning he will make an ad-
dress at Professor DuBose's school, and
tomorrow night he will deliver lecture
at the First Presbyterian church on The
Old Testament as Literature
The public is invited to all of these lee
lures.
The university is the fourth oldest in
the United States and ranks among the
greatest of the famous institutions.
Professor Peniman Is stopping at the
Hillman.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1902-05-22
CROP REPORT GOOD.
General Conditions All over State Are
Encouraging.

The crop report of Alabama for the
past week is encouraging, the weather
having been just right for vegetables,
cotton, wheat and oats In their present
stage of growth. The general conditions
are summed up as follows:
Conditions were, as a whole, very favor
able and just such as were needed at the
present stage of the staple crops, tenn
peratures being favorable, while the
drouth, which was becoming serious, was
broken by copious and quite general
showers during the middle of the week,
followed by well distributed and, in some
places, heavy and soaking rains every day
during the remainder of the week except
in a few localities in northern counties,
where more rain is needed Early cotton
is clean, sturdy and well rooted, with
most of 1t chopped out to good stands;
considerable has received a first blowing
and some Is being plowed a second time.
Late cotton is now coming up fairly well,
and while the stands are irregular they
are generally fair to good. Early corn is
improving, with stands generally fair to
good, and some of the most forward is
knee high or higher, with most of 1t
worked out a second the Most of the
| late corn Is PLANTED, with considerable
| coming up. In some cases corn damaged
by worms has been replanted though
such damage seems to be decreasing and
is not very widespread. Wheat and oats
have been much improved by the rains,
though wheat continues to head low and
a little rust is reported. Oats are heading
and some are ready for harvest, but they
| will not make full yield owing to pre-
vious dry weather, Sweet potato slips
are being set out. Irish potatoes are be-
| ing marketed In southern counties with a
very good yield, but are poor in some
other localities. Cane, peanuts and field
peas are making very good progress, and
gardens, melons and all minor crops are
much improved. Peaches continue promis-
ing though considerable dropping is re-
ported; plums and grapes are promising,
and pastures much improved"