Rogue River courier. (Grants Pass, Or.) 1886-1927, 1902-02-20
Schneider on Hoodlums.

Schneider on Hoodlums.
Der "CouRIER": Mine cousin, Meis-
ter Diedrich Dinkelspiel uf der Phlly'
peanuts Islands haf riten me, in wen
he salt dot his irendt Friday fonet him
on Thursday unit salt: "Ask Schneider
vat is moltern hootlums"? will
answer, der Courier through.
A recently hootlums vas guy |
Skootus" nit der gospel dispensation
ui der hypocracies. A hootlum vas
Young man vite behindt der glls, mt
DAFT eyes like der vish in der pow
der boat; hootlum vas took viskey
bottle fon his mooter ven she veanit
him; he vas got gums unit der sick
regret in der mout Mester Friday
shall recollectionings dot des sickregret
tobacco vas moot fon der siesar slups
vich der smoker spit ouse at der depos
der cities aroundt, unt vich vas picket
CUP by der olt shinaman NIT der tongs
unit des hootlums vas moct des sick
regrets fon des tobacco wrapped in
der boems uf Ellery Weller Wilcox,
unit strike der match on dei county zeat
uf der bants. mt swear py tam six-cight-
coople dozen dimes.
Der hootlums vas der Young man NIT
der mout full uf swear unit smoke, unit
viskey unit odderYice With, unit one who
hafen der gall witch would walk cup NIT
der boss posfng der sickregret, unit init
ouse introductioning himself ask der
boss ion der chob uf verk alreadty.
Der boss yoost lookt crookt at der hoot-
lums unit interogationed him dus: 4:
"Haf you gamblet nit der nickle der
CORNER on ?" | dit" salt der hoollums.
"Dit you blay Yankee Dootless der
vittle on?" 81 haf," he salt. "Unt
you hal riden der boaking gsyuce?'
"Sure," he salt. "Unt he dit nod
dumpit you der het der ground on ?'
"He dit nod" he salt. "Unt you vas
sometimes a little viskey drunken %
al WILL" salt der hootlums, "if you
would treaten." unit quick as der wire
less Scheutzen, der boss haf salt : 81 hai
no chob," unt der hootlums walked away
already, satisiactiored nit der imbres
sionings vlch he hai moot on der bOss
fou der vuture obbertunities.
Der boss refectoned leete mt salt
NIT himself lf-"Yoost measurement der
gall ui der vite lifered hootlums yoost
look adt der worthless dings init der
sickregret SNAKE rouse COON ion der
nose unit mout unit ears unit shurt COLLAR,
nit der DAFT eyes unit zunken jeebs
unit der We low skin yoosl like mortilica'
tionings hat set in pre6ously," he salt
Vile der sckregret smaker vas Walking
away nit der run down boots sitevays
like der hog going nit var, young man
"a shentlemens) walked CUP nit der bOs:
in front uf, unit NIT politeness uni
hesitationings he lOokt across his nos,
at der boss like der vifer, unit in del
moosical voice by way nj preiacement
salt to der boss-"I hai been oxpictinI
TO hat met nit you beforehand vich
dit nod, unit | vas joyousness TO hs
meetings nit you at des auspciousnesl
unit suspiciousness occasions, unit yol
will allow me, | haien reasons ion pc
lievement dot you vas Macher Shenera
Observation-Disclosures, der boss.
Il am sir, nit ouse der Macher Shene
raj, >" salt der bo,s Veil unit goot,
salt der young man, mil eu,bara.smeni
81 would like der chp6;" nat der hoe
beamit on der nice young man unit ob
servstlonings dot dli ouug man hal Z,
ret jseks unt der clear eyes m, no mu.
on der coat, der hos, hal salt ion him
Il don't will pelirvcment do. you va
smaker der slckregret INT ola, ing ca IDS
unit der yttle unit riding der guyur,
mt ouse dumpen der het der ground on
unit drinken der vi,key uht blower
aroundt dot yol vas calIt Windy D.ck
dond id? mt gil you der rhob, " sal
der boss. schneider" salt Katrina
IVY dond you tell your cousin, Meistel
d. Du.Eelspiel vat causations der blear
eyes init guilty looks uf der sicktesre
hooilums, dot he may tell his frerd
Friday on Thursday" Il vilr' sal
Dose vas ny der heat Ut der paper uni
tobacco poison, nat FIRE vich, bein.
s. close to der nsrics nj der brain, va,
baralizAiions der same. and rumation
ings der health Il, der vearer.
Yoos' diuss ut der bipe nj der waiter
land init der stem tesr fee, long, uni
comparison ia nit der TWO inch rabbit
tile sicsregret al der moucfn houtums
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