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Virginia gazette. [volume] (Williamsburg, Va.) 1893-192?, 1902-09-27
is GOOD FOR JEWELLERS.
Pins-Pong Hard on Watches. and the
Man Who Makes Repairs Profits.

Pins-Pong Hard on Watches, and the
Man Who Makes Repairs Profits.
Ping pong is a fine game" said n
ieweler. who does a lot OF repairing
10 a New York Sun man. No outdoor
or indoor sport has ever given US so
much 10 do. IL is surprising how many
persons have broken their watches
since the game became a fad
You see people play the Came with
cut removing their coats or waist
coats. Ia the excitement they forget
about their watches. and the first
thinE a man knows his timepieco
bounds out OF his pocket. Sometimes
- strikes the table. but wherever il
does -all the watch ia damaged.
That is not ALL \ player may tie
his watch 90 his pocket. but still IL
gets out o. gear. The constant Jump
ing around and the swinging OF the
arms disturbs the works SO the watch
has 20 be brought 20 Us 10 be regula-
ted
Il have had as many wumen's watch
cs as men s 20 repair. The women
are even more careless than the men
Their watches dangle from their shirt
waists. and as a result the watch
jumps around like a weathercock in a
gale OF wind.
Surprising as IL may seem. my in
come from repairing watches has al
most tripled since the craze for ping
pong began"
Virginia gazette. [volume] (Williamsburg, Va.) 1893-192?, 1902-09-27
@NOUS6HOIO
Y RECIPES 5

Brown Sugar Cake-TwO cups light
brown sugar. four cups of flour. one
half cup OF butter three eggs. one tea
spoonful OF soda dissolved in Il cup OF
milk. two teaspOOnfuls Of cream tar.
tar sifted in the -four. and one cup OF
stoned raisins. chopped very fine Stir
all ingredients well together. and bake
IL rather slow oven about three
quarters of an hour Add one tea
spoonful OF mixed spices if desired.
Cherry Fritters-Mix One-fourth cup
each OF cO-nstarch and fOur: add half
cup Of sugar and Il pinch OF salt;
stir in One-fourth cup OF milk and add
the beaten yOlks OF two eggs: add this
gradually 10 two cupfuls OF scalding
milk; stir until thickened and cook
fifteen minutes; add haif 4 cup of
stewed cherries mo liquor; turn into a
buttered shallow tin and cool; turn out
on board; cut in squares or diamonds:
dip in Hour. egg and crumbs: fry in
deep fat; drain; sprinkle with pow
dered sugar.
Cucumber Pickles-Gather small Gu
cumberS while dry and while fresh and
crisp. pack IN two quart glass jars and
cover with brine made OF one quart
OF water and half cup OF salt and let
them stand over night. Then pour OF
the brine anu pack the cucumbers as
closely as possible in the jars. Make a
pickle in following proportions: One
cup strong cider vinegar. third OF a
cup OF water, half cup OF sugar. two
sticks OF cinnamon. broken into bits.
and a dozen whole cloves tied in a piece
of muslin. Let the vinegar come to a
boil. then pour over the cucumbers.
filling level full; seal at once and they
VIII keep a very long time or can be
used In few days
Virginia gazette. [volume] (Williamsburg, Va.) 1893-192?, 1902-09-27
An Elncrrrncy CIoset.

In every household there should be
an emergency closet carefully fur
rsshed and promptly replenished when
supplies begin 20 lower. In Il should
be kept cleaning fluid. turpentine.
gasoline or benzine. iaveile water. OK
allie acid. prepared chalk. chloride OF
lime. ammonia. absorbent paper. al
cohol and the thousand and one things
which. IL not used daily. are indispcn
sable when they are wanted.
Virginia gazette. [volume] (Williamsburg, Va.) 1893-192?, 1902-09-27

IL takes more than money TO make
living.
Strength IN prayer cannot be meas
ured by length
II is vain hope that the chains OF
habit VIII rust or.
The recording angel cannc. be fooled
by church reports.
To be at our best tomorrow we must
be at our best today.
When a father is too tenier his sons
usually balance things
You cannot worship the Father while
you AFRO wounding the child.
Good intentions DO not improve with
age
Grapes OF peace 10 not grow on
thorns OF passion.
We do not need the Cross without II
we have the Christ within.
Self-knowledge will cure sclf-love.
Practical piety must De personal
Half a truth may be q whole lie
Iniquity is the first cause 90 indrmity
The love OF God is the light OF man
The avalanche starts with pcb-
BILE
The greedy man always cheats him
self
Sense and sanctity are not antOnyms
Profanity is often a species of insan-
ity.
Humility is ono OF the gates OF
heaven.
The flames OF lust Quenchcs the ligh
OF life.
Permsnency OF pleasure depends CT
purity OF purpose.
The worlds premiums are neve
worth the cost o. the coupons.
Virginia gazette. [volume] (Williamsburg, Va.) 1893-192?, 1902-09-27
Professor Resians Ais chsir.

The resignation OF Prof Charles
". Horswell % the chair Of Hebrew
language and literature al the Garrett
Biblical Institute. Chicago. has been
accepted. II was rendered because
Of his extreme conclusions in higher
criticism He had held the place FOR
thirteen years. and the trustees give
Professor Horswen che highest praise
as ripe scholar and inspiring
teacher
Virginia gazette. [volume] (Williamsburg, Va.) 1893-192?, 1902-09-27

At the recent trial OF a salt for 20
600 francs damages against Paris
milliner it was testified that the plain
tin had paid the defendant 10000
francs III four years. and that the mill
liner had once charged 100 francs for
sewing on q button.
Virginia gazette. [volume] (Williamsburg, Va.) 1893-192?, 1902-09-27

MRS. JIMMIE r. O'OCNNEII..
President ~ OAKLAND w0nsas riding Cub.
the wonderful curative value OF Lydia
l.. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound. For eight years had female
trouble, falling Of the womb and other
complications During that time I was
more or less OF an invalid and not much
good for anything. until one day I
found book in my hall telling OF
the cures you could perform. / became
interested / bought a bottle Of Lydia
T. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pOunt and was helped, / continued rs
use and in seven months was cured. and
since that tiDe I have had perfect
health. Thanks. &ear Mrs Pinkhara
again. FOR tho health I now En- 10Y. -
Mas. JENNIE O'DoNNrT.L. 27s East 3fst
st. Chicago. III - 5000 fsrfsit y aesvs
tssti--oriaf "a 81 7essire.
Women suffering from any
form Of female ills can be cured
by Lydia T.. Pinkham's Ncgeta-
BILE Compound. That's sure
Mrs. Pink ham al Uses sick Wo-
men free. Address. Lynn. Mass.
Virginia gazette. [volume] (Williamsburg, Va.) 1893-192?, 1902-09-27
MRS. J. E. o'D0NNEu,
Was Sick Eight Years with
Female Trouble and Finally
Cured by Lydia 4. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound

"DxAR Mas. PrSKHAN IL have
never in nv life given n testimonial
before. but you have done so muSh for
me that I fecs called upon 70 give yos
this unsolicited Acknowledgement OF
Virginia gazette. [volume] (Williamsburg, Va.) 1893-192?, 1902-09-27

FITS Permanently cured. No nt- or nervous
ness after arst day use OF DR.. kllne's Great
Nervekestorer. t2trial bottle and trrati ,e fr,-s
Dr. r. IA. kLISE. Ltd. 93l Arch ST.. phlla. ia.
Virginia gazette. [volume] (Williamsburg, Va.) 1893-192?, 1902-09-27

riso's Cure b. the best ~ edicine WEE ever used
Tor an affections 90 th-oat and lungs. w. st.
%. ENpsLEV. Vanhuron. Ind. Feb. 90 1900
Virginia gazette. [volume] (Williamsburg, Va.) 1893-192?, 1902-09-27

The stamp on love letter doesn't a.
ways stcA go facts.
Virginia gazette. [volume] (Williamsburg, Va.) 1893-192?, 1902-09-27

Children that are hard O. raisc should
oe brought up with a round .urn
Virginia gazette. [volume] (Williamsburg, Va.) 1893-192?, 1902-09-27
RAMS HORN BLASTS

he crucihx is no,
lhe Cross.
Sincerity Is the
secret OF success.
Singing saints are
seldom sad ones.
He who WAS often
weary can always
give us rest.
To break our mir
orS will not make
US beautiful.
The wOrldy-wise
nay be eteTnally
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1902-10-07
A Royal Road to wealth.

When certain late shah of Persia
became temporarily embarrassed for
he had quite unique method
of filling his purse. He would go to
the market, where, after examining
the shops, he would select one and,
turning to the proprietor, would say,
"Will you take me in as partner in
your business for the day." The of
fer was, of course, eagerly accepted
The shah would take his seat near the
shop entrance and say to his courtiers,
whom he always took with him on
these occasions: Nov, I'm salesman.
Who'll buy?" The latter, not daring to
refuse the offers of the royal mer-
chant, set about clearing the shop of
its contents, paying sometimes $50 for
goods that were not worth f10. No
one was allowed to beat down prices
or to leave the place without making
purchases. When everything was sold.
the shah had list of the cost price of
each article made out and Loyalty
shared with the shopkeeper the
amount of the profit realized.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1902-10-07


Sir Arthur Sullivan discovered at
Monte Carlo one time that certain res
taurant proprietors had way of reg
uIating their charges with the appear
ance and standing of their customers.
When lunching alone, Sir Arthur was
in the habit of frequenting one partic-
ular place where he knew to a centime
what the prices were.
One day there sat at the table adjoin-
ing his own a wealthy Russian noble
man. Upon asking for his bill the
composer found that the prices were
eXorbitantly high. He sent for the
proprietor and demanded an explana-
hon.
The man, an Italian, recognized Sir
Arthur as an influential client and
was profuse in his apologies. He ex-
planned that the mistake lay with the
cashier. Going over the items to which
exception was taken, the proprietor
said: 1.-The convert / take him off di-
rectly, and the butter charge him to
the grand duke. He not notice It,"
The idea of charging to the grand
duke an item against whose extortion-
ate price another customer protested
always struck the great composer as a
decidedly humorous way Of getting out
of the difficulty.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1902-10-07
The Revised Figures.

A complete report of the number
of troops which, first anu last Great
Britain sent to the South African
war, places it at the enormous tota
of 44S, ABS. OF this great number 337,-
319 came from the United Kingdom,
1854 from India, 30,328 from the
colonies, while 52,3l4 were raised in
South Africa. The revised figures
for casualties show that STA was the
total number killed in action, 22,829
was the total number wounded IN ac-
ton, while 16,169 died of wounds or
disease. From these figures 1t would
appear that about one out of every Is
men sent to South Africa by the
British had been killed or wounded in
action, while one in every 20 of the
troops sent out was either killed in
action or died from wounds or dis
ease. In men and money the Brit
ish found the Boer war an extremely
costly one.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1902-10-07

If single beds were more numerous
than they are; great many people
would be better off. When one is
tired, sick, cross, restless, out of sorts,
he or she ought to sleep alone and not
communicate by proximity the NAL
aides that affect him.. The brute crea-
lures when sick go away by them
selves till they die or get over their
troubles, and this instinct a great
many human beings have. Those that
have it are best if INDUCED in it. not
to the slightest degree of neglect, how
ever. Where two children in a family
must share the same room in a great
many cases they would be better off to
have two single beds rather than one
wide double bed. We can share a
great many things with those we love,
but solitude clings to us from birth to
death. We come into the world alone:
we must go out of it alone, and we
live in it alone, in a certain important
sense, and to get and keep our ''bear-
ings'' we must sometimes be left alone.
1t is good that we should be.-Family
Doctor
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1902-10-07

A London physician of large practice
asserts that owing to his extremely
sensitive sense of smell he can foretell
the coming of death forty-eight hours.
He says that when a patient comes
within two days of death peculiar
earthly smell is emitted from the body.
When the fatal disease is slow in its
progress, the odor makes its appear
ance as much as three days before
hand, but when the disease is of the
galloping kind the doctor says he re-
cefves much shorter warning. He at
tributes the smell to modification,
which begins within the body before
life is extinct
Dogs are thought to have this sense,
for hunting hounds have been observed
to begin mournful baying a day or
two before their masters died.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1902-10-07

AT Heathfield, in England. is a farm
on which still stand the remains of
an old stone house that is said once to
have been the home of the notorious
Jack Cade. Whether or not Cade ever
lived there can never be accurately de-
termined, but there is no disputing the
fact that he was killed in that neigh
borhood. On the main road, not far from
the ruins of the house, stands mon
ument with this inscription: Near this
spot was slain the notorious rebel Jack
Cade by Alexander Iden, Esq, sheriff
of Kent, A. D. 1850 His body was
carried to London and his head fixed
upon London bridge. This is the sue
cess of all rebels, and this fortune
chanceth ever to traitors"
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1902-10-07
Her Sentiments.

1t is related of clergyman who was
the father of charming and beauti-
full daughter that one day while pre-
pairing his Sunday sermon he was sud-
denly called away from his desk on a
mission of mercy. The sentence at
which he left off was this: II never see
a young man of splendid physique and
the promise of a glorious manhood al
most realized but my heart is filled
with rapture and delight"
His daughter happening to enter the
study, saw the sermon and read the
words. Sitting down, she wrote under
meath, "My sentiments, papa, exact
Typ
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1902-10-07

The word Bible furnishes a striking
instance of a words rise from very
low to high estate. To the bulk of
English speaking folk it now means
the book of books. LII Chaucer's day
it meant any book whatever or scroll
to speak by the card lest equivocation
undo us. Tracing the word Bible
straight home, we find it as bublos, but
another name for the papyrus reed of
Egypt.-National Review.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1902-10-07
A Series of Failures.

A coroner's jury in Ireland delivered
the following verdict on the sudden
death of merchant who mad recently
failed in business:
1--WE, the jury, find from the new doc
tors statement that the deceased came
to his death from heart failure super
induced by business failure, which was
caused by speculation failure, which
was the result of failure to see far
enough ahead"
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1902-10-07
Anxions to Do Right.

The children had quarreled, and Will
lie had struck Tommie. Instead of re-
turning the blow Tommie turned and
ran down the hail.
where are you going, Tommie"
asked his mother.
Kitchen" answered Tommie tersely.
'What forT'
'You said if anybody was mean to
me to heap Goals of fire on his head,
and I'm goin' for the Goals. "-Chicago
Post,
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1902-10-07
RIGHTS OF NAVAJO WOMAN
She Alone of All Indian squaws En-
joys independence.

joys independence.
The Navajo woman. who has made
Iser tribe the most famous Of all liv-
ing Indian races by means of her great
and excellent invention, the Navajo
blanket, occupies a social position of
great independence. Her property
rights are carefully respected. She
owns much of the wealth of the tribe,
and her children belong to -her alone
A woman may have hundreds of sheep
when she marries, and not one be-
comes the property of her husband.
Descent is traced through the female
line. 1t is survival of the primitive
matriarchate.
The Navajo woman has no perma-
nent home. The progress of the tribe
has been greatly impeded by it's dark
superstition that every death is caused
by Chinde, the devil, and that evil
spirits linger about the dead body. The
house is never occupied again The
corpse is buried in the floor and the
house pulled down over it, and Ma
make a fire upon the logs of one Of
these deserted heaps. So the Navajo
hogan is poor, temporary affair, a
mere circular hut of logs and stones,
with hole in the roof for the smoke
and blanket for the door. In the
summer the Navajo woman loves to
move into a brush wickiup. made of
greasewood boughs. There she sets up
her loom in the shadow of the rocks
and lives in the open air all summer
Chicago Inter Ocean.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1902-10-07
Hear the Other side.

Hear the other side. Don't believe
too fully any mans version. His
neighbor will come and search him
out. Likewise, if people form hasty
judgment of you, wait patiently till
they hear the other side. Probably
they will not need to hear it from you.
If so, it is great saving to your self
raSnacf
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1902-10-07
HI. sympathies Too strong.

'You might think" said Wandering
Mike, 'dat don't know how to work.
II you do, lady. OATS mistake. I'm
a wonderful handy man at a lot o.
things"
''Then why don't you get employ
mentg
Its me principles dat keeps me
from followin' me industrious inclina-
lions. Every time dere's a strike de-
clared 1 goes on a sympathetic strike
to help along de cause. An dere's a
strike somewhere or another purity near
all de ."-Washington Star
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1902-10-07
A Quiet Place.

There are queer hooks and corners
in England yet.
A country parson went to preach in
an old remote parish one Sunday.
The aged sexton, in taking him to the
place, insinuatingly said
81 hope yer riv-rence won't mind
preachin' from the chancel. Ye see, this
is a quiet place. and I've got duck
sittin' on fourteen eggs in the pulpit"
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1902-10-07
You can do better at The Fail
The Most Eastidious

Need not fear offense from any of
the ladies and gentlemen who attend
the dance at Smith & McEchran's
west side hall, and none other than
respectable persons are permitted to
enter the hall. The next dance takes
place Saturday night, October II, the
usual excellent orchestra will furn-
ish the music, and there will be re-
freshments served at the hall. Z
general invitation is extended to all
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1902-10-07
Look Out For Fever.

Bilionsness and liver disorders at
this season may be prevented by
cleansing the system with DeWitt's
Little Early Risers. These famous
little pills do not grippe. They move
the bowels gently, but copiously, and
by reason Of the tonic properties.
give tone and strength to the glands.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1902-10-07
X Che Social (OblrI X

glories of sight of one born blind.
The principle or perception of hui
NOR is born alike in all who are en-
dowed with the fairy gift, but its
character is modified by the infiu-
ences of persontl and intellectual sur
roundings.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1902-10-07
Didn,t Care 10 KNOW.

Laffan-I've got a new conundrum.
Do you know why I am like mule
with a sore head?
Grofat-No; / know you are. but
don't know why you are. - Chicago
Tribune.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1902-10-07
SceietV'$ note Book . .

people feel that they could not he
main in doors. 1t would BE- impossi-
BILE, however, to chronicle the num-
erous little picnics and outings which
took place on Sunday. Every one
went to the river or lake, or the
mountains. The steel bridge is a
favorite spot for families, where the
little ones can play in the sand on
the banks of the river and skip stones
On the water, make mud cakes and
have such fun! We all should take
advantage of these bright sum" days
and commune with nature as much
as possible.
Married, at Seattle, September IA,
Miss Rose Harmon of Kalispell to
Mr.. E. c. Martin of Seattle. Miss
Harmon has been a resident of this
city for a number OF years and her
many friends wish her joy end hap
piness, and to Mr.. Martin the con.
gratulations and best wishes of
score OF friends are extended.
o
The grammar school musicale Civ
en- Friday evening, October 3, at the
Presbyterian church, was a perfect
success. A large and discriminating
audience greeted those who partook
in the affair, and each number was
appreciated and applauded.
Mr.. and Mrs. Grimmer and Mrs
Couzins, mother and aunt of Mr.. A.
M. Grimmer left Monday night FOR
the coast, after a pleasant visit in
Kalispell
Mrs. J. H. Montgomery and two
children, Mary and Carroll, have gone
to visit Mrs. Montgomery's parents
in York, Nebraska, for the winter.
Mr.. and Mrs. Ashby Conrad have
gone from Seattle to San Francisco.
Mr., Conrad is improving daily.
%
Mrs. Charles Skinner has been
quite i'll, but she is now convalescing
much to the delight of her friends.
| .
! On Sunday night, Mrs. H. S. Can
non went to Spokane to visit friends
and attend the fair.
/ 20
Miss Jose Talbot of Columbia
Falls spent Monday in Kalispell, Wis
iting friends
Mrs Wra. Campbell came home last
night after visiting several weeks in
Livingston.
i Major Monteath, of the Blackfoot
reservation spent several days here
last week.
Leland Tansil and F. F. Stevens
have gone to Echo Lake for an out
. ing.
Will Yunck came over from Cut
Bank and spent Monday in Kalispell
Mrs Duncan left Sunday night tc
attend the fruit fair in Spokane.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1902-10-07

Miss Lily (after the proposaD-I
don't think you'd better see papa to-
day, Tom. My dressmaker has just
been here with her bill.
Tom Featherhead-This is just the
time. He will be glad to get rid OF
you.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1902-10-07

"For a new actress she adopted an
original way of drawing attention to
herself"
Attempted suicide? Diamonds sto-
len? Breach of promise caseP
Nothing of the kind. She simply
learned how to act, and acted. An
swerS
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1902-10-07
The Inducement.

The sister-I have become engaged
to Fred.
The Observation-Disclosures induced you
to do that?
The sister-why. Fred. of coursel
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1902-10-07
anfIIed MIX.

De cow kick de milk over kase she
amt got no sense, en- folks stan roun
en- cry bout 1t kase dey In de same FIX
ez de cow.--Atlanta Constitution.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1902-10-07

The muscles OF a birds wing are
twenty times more powerful. proper
tionateiy speaking. than those Of q
mans arm.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1902-10-07

Switzerland exports regularly to 9TH
er countries seventeen different kinds
of cheese.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1902-10-07

There may be some private print
ing to be done this campaign. The
Bee never gives anything away.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1902-10-07

1t takes two hundred years to
make a gentleman, but humorist is
born. 1t is not recorded that the
parents of Mark Twain, Thomas
Hood, Ben King or Bill" Nye were
people notably addicted to the max
ing and taking of jokes. 1t is even
possible that they have marveled in
stolid helplessness at the frcakish de
velopment of their offspring. Humor
is a sixth sense, like intuition or
music, and it is not gift of heredity
or possible of requirement.
There is term in use among Ger
tain classes of people, in certain 10
calities, which alone fits this pereep
ton. They say they "sense" events
onalities, persons. The verb "tc
sense has a place in the dictionary
but with the sighting comment tina
it is obsolete. 1t is a good word ant
one worthy of honor. He to whom ma
ture has given the boon of hume
senses" it by a process as impossl
Bile of communication as would be Tn