Anadarko daily democrat. [volume] (Anadarko, Oklahoma) 1901-190?, 1902-05-14

have been spending a bit OF the
torrid season with my friend Judge
Thomas Marshall Blackenham of Ty-
gart Creek, Kentucky.
After dinner to-day the Judge led the
way to the broad veranda. The Judge
ponderously seated himself in shrek
ing rustic rocking-chair, threw his
fat right leg across the left, pushed
backward and rested a chunky INST
(that held the handle of a palm leaD
on the center Of his protuberant girth.
Soon through the heated silence
came the imperious voice of Mrs.
Blackenham:
DO all that over again, my lady!
saw you souse a plate in the water.
turn it over a time or two, give 1t
slap and a swipe with the drying rag
and dismiss it. Do it all over again.
That's tough on Lille. hot as 1t is,
but there is no help for it," spoke the
Judge in smiling sympathy; her
mother would never abate one jot or
title of her stringent housewifery ex-
actions"
What a wonderfully lucky man you
are, Judge" | said, with the frank
freedom of intimacy. I'm your wife
the beautiful and practical have met in
harmonious union. How could you,
with your careless habits, ever win a
woman of such punctilious precise
ness?"
The Judge rolled his sunset face over
toward me. He affected indignation.
What do you mean, sub? While prob
ably | am no prize beauty now, | was
the Lochinvar of this state. ! was the
glass Of gallantry. the beau ideal, the
tossing blossom of Kentucky chilvalry.
sub! Twas her was a lucky woman,
sub; yes, sub, though at one time, sub.
she didn't have the propah apprecia-
ton of it. probably"
She was the reverse of practical.
too, when she was young, sub. She
had gone to school at Lexington a few
terms, and when she returned her lit
tie brown head fairly swarmed with
romantic ideas. A dishrag in her
white hands then would have seemed
dehlement. Though rich in all the al
Turing grace of manner and physical
attributes of perfect femininity, she
the sterner sex. We young fellows in
the community who aspired to hold
heA-J on level with hers were great
ly nonplused at her frigid bearing. We
couldn't believe she was a born man
hater. Her glowing lips her pink
mantled cheeks, her sparkling blue
eyes, her form filling all the rules of
perfect symmetry. her step light as If
she trod an unpalpable substance, all
conspired to resent such a charge
But she gave scant attention to us,
tell you.
Tom Baker bought a span of fine
bay horses and buggy to macth
Every day he would dash by her house
his grand steeds shifting the hard road
with rapid, ringing hoofs. his buggy
wheels richly humming. the black TOP
catching and throwing sunlight al
every motion. Twas all vanity and
vexation. She scarcely gave his snowy
equipage a glance. or II she did deign
a look it was to wonder why a young
man of his lean means should incur SC
much expense to advertise himself q
fool. He soon sold his rig at hall
price and left for Frankfort. where he
is now popular saloonkeeper.
"Milt Turner bought suit of clothe:
on a credit-worth seventy-five dol.
lars. The next Sunday when hC
thought she was badly in need of his
company home, she told him her pa
was all the company she required HI
is now a restaurant keeper in Chicago
"John De Taney knowing her IN n,
church member thought the short
cut to her heart was the ministeria