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The Montgomery tribune., 1902-01-24
BREvITIEs OF FUN.

Kissing is said TO be responsible for
. good deal Of heart trouble.-Chi.
cago Daily News.
An Insinuation.-''They claim 10
be connected with some Of the best
families "By telephone1'-Phil.
adclphia Bulletin.
81 am Duke de Bosso." Hotel
Clerk-"Well, SO long as you don't
get noisy, and pay in advance, well
let you stay here. ."--Philadelphis
Record.
Artist--"Yes, / am badly paid for
good work, but / am content" The
0thcr--"In the love Of artI" Artist
-"Yes, and then, il live long
enough, the day will come when l
shall be well paid for bad work.
Town Topics.
In the Performance of lIis Duty
Mrs. IIauskeep-"You needn't deny
ii, Della, / saw you permit that po-
liccman to kiss you last night" Della
--"Av coorse, ma'an. Shure, ye
wouldn't have me resist an officer,
would ye?'-Philadclphia Press.
Oniccr-"Is your brother, who was
so deaf. any bcttery" Bridget
"Surc, he'll be all right in the morn
ing" Olliccr-"You don't say So"
Bridget--"lcs: he was arrested yes
terday, and he gets his hearin' in the
morning" g."-Denvcr Republican.
Bridget's ldca.--Mrs. Bricabrac--
Good gracious. Bridget, how could
you have broken that precioue vase; !;
1t was 100 years old" Bridget
(calmly)-"Oh, If il was an ould thing
like that, yez can take it out av Inc
mkt weeks wages. What to Eat.
a Danger Signal.--"l'm sorry, but
! shall have to insist that your bond
with the guarantee company be dou.
bled." "l-l-what il the matter,
sirf' "Well, it has just come to my
knowledge that your neighbors out in
Suburbanvillc call you Honest
John N. Y. Press.
The Montgomery tribune., 1902-01-24
BUFFALOES IN CANADA.
Herds Are Increasing, Although They
Threatened to Become Extinct.

The buiTaloes are increasing in such
proportions in Canada that they
promise in the course OF few years to
become again fairly abundant, Some
time ago they threatened TO become
extinct.
The herd Of woods buiraloes in the
Peace river district has treblcd in size
under the protection afforded it by
the Northwest mounted police, Five
years ago it was estimated that there
were not more than so buiraloes in
the herd; now there are 400.
In appearance there is little differ
ence between the woods buffalo and
the plains buffalo. The former is
merely a larger, richer-coated animal.
1t differs materially, however, in its
habits from. the subspecies which in
habitcd the plains, and which ha. un-
doubiedly passed away, except for the
presence Of few animal. in captivity
and in the Yellowstone national park.
This species preferred the plain
and Travelled hundreds Of miles in its
annual migrations, while the Canadi-
an buffalo shuns the prairie and mi
CRATES but little.-N. y. Sun.
The Montgomery tribune., 1902-01-24
Snail Races.

Some Florentine experts in snail.
ology, finding time hang heavy on
their hands, conceived the idea Of
accurately calculating the travelling
speed of snaiis, and, with this end
in view, il was decided TO make a series
Of more or less elaborate experiments,
Half dozen of the mollusks were per-
mitted to crawl between two points
ten feet apart. Exact time was kept
from the start TO the finish, and thus
the average pace" was ascertained,
The experimenters reduced their iig-
ures into tables Of feet, and thus
found that ii would take snail eY.
actly ii DAYS to travel a mile.
The Montgomery tribune., 1902-01-24

consumption, and often in advanced
stages.
Everybody should have the 6i-pagc
book on cat1rrh and winter diseases
which Is being sent free by The Peruna
Medicine Co., of Columbus. Ohio.
II you do not derive prompt and sat-
lsfactory results from the use OF Pc
runa. write at once to DIR. Hartman.
giving a full statement OF your case.
and he will be pleased TO give you his
valuable advice gratis.
Pcruna can be purchased at any first
class drug store at si.0O per bottle.
Address DR.. Hartman, President Of
The Hartman Sani,arium, Columbus.
Ohio.
The Montgomery tribune., 1902-01-24
THE CITY MAN.
leads . Much Narrower Life Than Rural
Residepts imagine.

Aesioeutb imagine.
Country people have very strange
ideas Of city life," said the head book
keeper, leaning back in his chair and
addressing the ledger clerk, according
TO the Milwaukee Sentinel.
"fve just received letter from q
friend" he said, "who lives in little
town in the northern part Of the STATE.
He has been in Milwaukee few times,
but never to stay more than day or
two.
81 see by the papers, he says. that
you have strike in Milwaukee. What
a strike-ridden city Milwaukee is. any
way! | should think you'd all begin
to dread what the next day might
bring forth
"Now. can't tell what strike he
refers to. haven't seen the least evil
dence Of one. nor heard Of it. The
fact is. my friend has the idea that |
must be perfectly familiar with every
murder, suicide and robbery that hap
pens in the city, and that attend al.
the street car accidents. On the same
principle that nothing happens in
tie town where he lives. even down to
the looting Of chicken roost, that
everyone doesn't know about.
"Now, as matter Of fact. he gets
the Milwaukee papers at his home
every morning earlier than ! do. aud
! he actually knows what is going on
in Milwaukee before ! do. Besides.
he reads the papers much more thor
oughly than city man ordinarily
does, especially the details of casual
ties occurring in Milwaukee. A coun-
Try man hasn't the slightest idea how
narrow a city mans life is. Ny friend
often says: i envy you your oppor-
tunities for seeing new things. You
are in the midst Of the drama Of life,
where things are always happening
You can 60 TO thoaters, lectures. parks.
museums and a hundred other places
ofamusemcnt that a country man can
not enjoy
"Of course, have the opportuni-
ties Of doing all these things. but how
often do ! improve ihemI You know
j live down in Merrill Park. Each
morning as soon a. | have breakfast
] walk block to the cars and ride
downtown. Like everyone else. | read
my paper nearly all the way and don't
see anything else. When get to
East WateE street get oil and walk
two blocks to the Office. There isn't
much excitement in that, is theres
] sit here at my desk until noon, and
then go down and spend o minuicsin
the restaurant and come back. At
five o'clock | 20 back to the cars and
read the paper all the way home and
then play with the baby in the even
ing. And that is the days pro.
gramme most Of the year.
"Of course, could 90 to the thea.
tiers and lectures, and my wife and
are always talking about it, but in re.
ality We 20 rarely. We may be in the
midst Of the drama of life. but We
don't see much Of it. 1t is q prett,
thing to talk about, especially for the
man who doesn't live in the dirt anC
dust. foul odors and jangling noise,
Of the city"
The Montgomery tribune., 1902-01-24
wh.r. IN. Difference. Lies.

"Whcrcin lies the difference between pho
tography and courtshipl" he asked, softly
II don't know" she replied.
"In photography" he explained. "tho
negative Ia developed In the dark room,
while In courtship that is where the al
tfmativc is developed
She blushcd, but made no answer,
let u.s." he suggested, proceed to de-
vclop an affirmative"
There being no objections. II was 40 or
rcd.-Chicago Post.
The Montgomery tribune., 1902-01-24
AwaE~ncd the "siccpi~ss" Pastor

There I. point to this story; a burglar
whose night entry into the parsonage awnk.
rned the sleeping pastor, aid TO his help.
les victim; ''Ii you stir you're dead man I
I'm hunting for money!" ;'Jusi let me get
up and strike light" pleasantly replied
the dominic. and ! shall bc glad 10 ass Is,
you In the search boston Waterman.
The Montgomery tribune., 1902-01-24
So stupid.

"who was ,ha, you just spoke to," asked
the first Chicago woman; his face was
rather familiar to me-
81 believe" taid the other, "his name is
Jenks-llcnry Jcnks,'
"0h! to bc sure. How stupid OF mel lie
was my frat husband. philadelphia Rec.
ord.
The Montgomery tribune., 1902-01-24

Winter IL half over. People are con-
tinuing to catch colds, and not house
but hears the winter cough. People
are trying to get something TO cure
these troubles which are almost incv-
table at this time Of the year. II can
safely be said that ninc-tcnihs Of the
people In the United States have q
cold some time during the winter.
There n one remedy which will pre-
vent colds and cough and cure them
with certainty when contracted. This
remedy Is Peruua. Taken with regu-
lariiy during the winter months, II viii
entirely prevent colds, coughs. Ia
grippe. consumption. bronchitis or
pneumonia. II will also cure withou,
Failure catnrrh and recent eases Of
The Montgomery tribune., 1902-01-24

Tor MS sweetheart. \ learned
Chicago judge insists that $a5 is
ample capital with which to start
housekeeping,
Both may be right, but |
imagine the newspaper paragraph
or can point to more examples to
prove his assertions than can the
The Montgomery tribune., 1902-01-24

newspaper paragrapher nmaes that money
and we'd girl II the young provide supper,
The Montgomery tribune., 1902-01-24
Simultaneous Telegrams.

NJ. Mcnadicr, principal Of the
Polytechnic school at Paris. is able
to transmit, on a single wire, a large
number Of simultaneous kilograms.
The system has been put to prac-
tical test between Paris and Bor.
deaux Twelve operators during sew
cral hours sent messages simulianc.
ously on a single wire. while Mt the
same time, and without the operators
being aware Of it, private tclcgrams
and service messages were transmit
ted by the ordinary continuous cur
rents on the same wire.
Suitznrinnd nninya thn upnpyiabia
The Montgomery tribune., 1902-01-24

Switzerland enjoys the unenviable
distinction of having larger per-
ceniage Of lunatic, than any other
country.
The Jennings daily record. [volume] (Jennings, La.) 1900-1903, 1902-05-01
Wall Street financicrs are
Greatly Stirred Up
on Account Of it.
BY Uuion Associated Press.

By Uuion Associated Press.
New York, May ALI of
Wall Street is aroused and the
entire staff of Streets detective
bureau, and several other men
attached to the central office are
at work trying to solve the mys-
terry of a daring forgery perpe-
trated on one of the great bank
ing houses, which is believed to
be the New York Security and
Trust Company, one of the larg-
est institutions in the street.
Every one concerned is preserv-
ing profound secrecy. The
forged papers are said to
have been presented at the COM
pany's Office, indicating that a
suspected employee has been
working some one on the outside.
Ex-Secretary of the Treasu ry
Fairchild is president of the
company and James J. Hill and
other prominent fnanciers are
the directors.
The Jennings daily record. [volume] (Jennings, La.) 1900-1903, 1902-05-01
BEEF TRUST in
HOT WATER
Condition Of the Market
Is Alarming TO the
Meat barons.
BY Union Associated Press,

By Union Associated Press.
Chicago, May 1.-The cattle
market has gone to smash and
the trust barons are in panic.
Many of the beef trust repre-
sentatives are hurrying to Wash
lngton today in an attempt to
head off the disastrous results
of a national uprising against
lawless oppression by the trusts
Thousands of cattle have gone
begging, and market prices here
to-fore kept up by the trust and
its agents have been hammered
down twenty-five and fifty cents
on the hundred weight in fear of
a widespread revolt against it's
methods. The trust men have
turned to intimidation and warn
ed all persons throughout the
country who do business with
the trust "to keepDtheir mouths
shut. This is taken to mean
that the food trust is alarmed
Steps arebeing taken to bring it
to book and will be fought to the
bitter end.
The Jennings daily record. [volume] (Jennings, La.) 1900-1903, 1902-05-01
The Midland Branch.

The new schedule which went
into effect today puts three
trains on the branch running
from New Iberia to Eunice. The
passenger train leaves Eunice in
the morning and will return
from New Iberia in the after
noon. This train will run from
Midland to Crowley and return
on each trip. A freight train
will leave Eunice in the morning
and another will leave New Iberia
about the same hour, making
the through trip daily.
The Jennings daily record. [volume] (Jennings, La.) 1900-1903, 1902-05-01
Bitterness in the Senate.

BY Union Associated Press.
Washington, May There is
a lively time in the Senate in the
debate on the Philippine ques-
ton. Much feeling was dis
played on both sides. Tie de-
bate on this question will be long
and bitter. Bill can hardly be
disposed of before 1st of June.
The prospect for an early adj
journment is not fatteriag.
The Jennings daily record. [volume] (Jennings, La.) 1900-1903, 1902-05-01
Big Fire at Norfolk, Va,

By Union Associated Press.
Norfolk, May 3O.-Fire which
started in the candy factory of
Bosmon Lawmon, Roanoke
Square, today, destroyed nearly
the entire block in the heart of
the city. Two hundred are
thrown out of employment. The
Norfolk Despatch building was
among those destroyed. The loss
will be between a quarter ana a
half million of dollars.
The Jennings daily record. [volume] (Jennings, La.) 1900-1903, 1902-05-01
THEIR RELEASE
IS EXPECTED.
Italian Government Will
Turn Loose the Amcri.
cans Imprisoned.
By Union Associated Press.

By Union Associated Press.
S Rome, May 1. = Am bassador
Won Meyer today returned per-
sonally to the foreign Office and
presented to the foreign minister
Prinetti, complete statement
of the four off Gals and marines
of the United States cruiser,
Chicago, sentenced to terms
Of imprisonment. Meyers re-
peated his request'for the release
of the officers. Prinetti forward
ed the statement, by request, to
the minister of justice, and
warmly recon ended a favor
able consideration. The release
of the officers is practical as
sured.
The Jennings daily record. [volume] (Jennings, La.) 1900-1903, 1902-05-01
Big Strike On.
y Union Associated Press.

By Union Associated Press.
Pittsburg, May MAY day
was celebrated with strikes in
most of the building trades for a
reduction of the hours and more
wages. 1t is conceded that about
$4,000 are out. The trades in
volved are the iron workers,
the brick layers, carpenters,
electric wire workers. Opera
tions to cost ten million dollars
are halted.
The Jennings daily record. [volume] (Jennings, La.) 1900-1903, 1902-05-01
Bank to Have a Palace.

Special to the Record.
Chicago, ILL.,, May 1.-The
work of construction on the new
home of the First National Bank
of Chicago was commenced to-
day. The building is to cost
IS, 00O,O and will be the largest
building in Chicago, if not in the
world. The structure will be
sixteen stories high and will not
be completed before May, 1904.
The Jennings daily record. [volume] (Jennings, La.) 1900-1903, 1902-05-01
Dewey Day Celebration.

BY Union Associated Press.
Washington, May 1.-The an
niversary of Dewey's victory of
Manila Bay is being honored by
the Sons of the American Revo-
luton to day who are attending
the National Convention here.
The Jennings daily record. [volume] (Jennings, La.) 1900-1903, 1902-05-01
Gulf Excursion.

An excursion will be giveI to
the gulf from Lake Charles OIL
May u, by steamboat. The
crowd will be made up of Jen-
nings people, and will be mana
ged by ]. w. Mitchell. The
boat will run to the gulf beach,
three miles below Leesburg.
Three or four days will be spent
in an outing.
The Jennings daily record. [volume] (Jennings, La.) 1900-1903, 1902-05-01
Accident in Cigar Factory.

BY Union Associated Press.
Philadelphia, May 1.-Of the
twenty-eight girls and young
women who were injured by the
accident in a cigar factory eight
have died and ten are still in the
hospital, three of whom are in a
critical condition.
The Jennings daily record. [volume] (Jennings, La.) 1900-1903, 1902-05-01
Terrible Tornado.

BY Union Associated Press.
Calcutta, May IA tornado
devastated the city of Bacco and
adjoining towns. Four hundred
and sixteen persons were killed
and crops throughout the dis
trict are ruined.
The Jennings daily record. [volume] (Jennings, La.) 1900-1903, 1902-05-01
WILL BE RELEASED,

By Union Associated Press.
Washington, May l. - Secre
tary Hay today received a cable
gram from Am bassador Won
Meyer to the effect that he had
conferred with the prime minis
ter concerning the Imprisonment
of the American officers and had
been assured that they will be
r released shortly.
The Jennings daily record. [volume] (Jennings, La.) 1900-1903, 1902-05-01
Conference to Take Place.

By Union Associated Press.
London, England, May /.
A Pretoria dispatch says a
combined conference of the
Beers will take place at Verunig-
ing on May 1. This after visit
to the various commanders.
The Jennings daily record. [volume] (Jennings, La.) 1900-1903, 1902-05-01
Cleveland Comes Home.

By Union Associated Press.
Washington, May 1.-Ex-Pres-
ident Cleveland returned home
today after a months visit in
Florida, accompanied by Mrs.
Cleveland.
The Jennings daily record. [volume] (Jennings, La.) 1900-1903, 1902-05-01
Safe for Sale.

New safe will be sold at a bar.
gain. Reason for selling, need 8
larger safe. N. L. MILLER.
The Jennings daily record. [volume] (Jennings, La.) 1900-1903, 1902-05-01
Have Some Sense,

Why pay 10 cents for Il cigar
when the "Queen of Paris" for
sale at Gauthier Bros. is equal
to any 10 center on the market.
The Jennings daily record. [volume] (Jennings, La.) 1900-1903, 1902-05-01
Gardner Renominated.

Special to the Record.
Albion, Mich. May 1.-Con-
gresham Washington Gardner
was renominated without oppo
sition today by the Republican
congressional convention of the
Third district.
The Jennings daily record. [volume] (Jennings, La.) 1900-1903, 1902-05-01
New Secretary Sworn In.

BY Union Associated Press.
Washington, May l. William
Henry Moody, the new secretary
of the navy, took the oath of Of
flee at the navy department at
9:35 this morning.
The Jennings daily record. [volume] (Jennings, La.) 1900-1903, 1902-05-01
LATER,

The release of the naval officers
will be conditioned on the pay
m ent of civil damage amounting
to two thousand dollars. 1t is
understood that King Victor
Emanuel will exercise his pre-
rogative and remit the imprison-
ment, so that, after a caution the
officers may leave Venice aboard
the Chicago tomorrow.
The Jennings daily record. [volume] (Jennings, La.) 1900-1903, 1902-05-01

~ Water clster as, oil tanks
for wagons or reservoirs, see j.
B. Killinger, Jennings, La.
The Jennings daily record. [volume] (Jennings, La.) 1900-1903, 1902-05-01

Another carload OF, Clark Bug
gies just in at the Louisiana Ma
chine & Well Works Co. Ltd,
Jennings, La, tf97
The Jennings daily record. [volume] (Jennings, La.) 1900-1903, 1902-05-01
PROPERTY Leases.

A new supply just printed al
the RECORD.
The Jennings daily record. [volume] (Jennings, La.) 1900-1903, 1902-05-01

Just received another car of
Morris Pumps for irrigating
wells Louisiana Machine & Well
Works Co. Ltd, Jennings,L La. tf97
The Jennings daily record. [volume] (Jennings, La.) 1900-1903, 1902-05-01

Jennings Lumber Co., Ltd. is
receiving lumber every day and
will soon have a nice stock on
hand. If
The Jennings daily record. [volume] (Jennings, La.) 1900-1903, 1902-05-01
Wanted.

A few violin pupils by Mrs
Ritch. Mrs. Ritch is pupil of
Herr Fritz Schmitz of Germany,
Jacob Schriner of Cincinnati
and Botefurh of Germany.
Would be pleased to give referen-
ces. At M. E. Hulbnrts Book
store. tf99
The Jennings daily record. [volume] (Jennings, La.) 1900-1903, 1902-05-01
A STUNNING
The Southern Oil Compa,|
to Get Good Resi-

There was a reportsJz
Lake Charles from here !.
day which failed to
either of the Jenning
which goes as follows
Well No. 3 Of ,hd
Company ''came
AFTERNOON With the
of any we'll in the
is within 80 feet
and the oil vel
1,848 feet. The
happy over thi =
additional well
ty and extent
well was, of c,
once and no cyl
made Of It's probal
howlng well; but, The
doubt that by pumping H.
made enormously prof table
A fine indication that the fistl
is more extensive than generally
imagined was found yesterday
by workmen q third Of a mile
south of the present producers.
While sinking water we'll, near
the bayou they strcck the first
oil vein, at a little over a humid
red feet, at just the depth that it
has been struck in the producing
wells. The find created quite a
little excitement and will result
in increased activity in neigh bor-
ing real estate.
Work on the pipe line is pro-
crossing steadily.
The Jennings daily record. [volume] (Jennings, La.) 1900-1903, 1902-05-01

Big stockof land contracts just
finished at the Record.
The Jennings daily record. [volume] (Jennings, La.) 1900-1903, 1902-05-01

Farmers wishing deep wells
for irrigating will do we'll to see
Bert Ritter. 65tfd&w
The Jennings daily record. [volume] (Jennings, La.) 1900-1903, 1902-05-01
Sole Agents in Jennings and vicinity for the
Harris Oil Burner

There are five sizes and patterns of this
Burner designed for various uses and var
ions kinds OF boilers. They range in price
from $500 to $25. 90, including plans and
specifications and full instructions for
equipping any kind of plant. Write for
circulars or call on
The Jennings daily record. [volume] (Jennings, La.) 1900-1903, 1902-05-01
Congressman Mudd RenomInated

Special to the Record. "
Baltimore, Md, May Tile
Republican congressional con.
vention of the Fifth district, held
today at Chesapeake Beach, re-
suited in the denomination of
Congressman Sydney E. Mudd.
The Jennings daily record. [volume] (Jennings, La.) 1900-1903, 1902-05-01

Use your own judgement but
don't smoke any thing till you
try the "Queen Of Paris at
Gauthier Bros. Drug store, it's
the best five center that ever
came to town. 69tf
The Coconino sun., 1902-05-10
Holds Up . Con- nsressmnn.

"At the end of the campaign, "writes Champ Clark. MissoIri's brilliant con- gressman, "from overwork, nervous tension, loss of sleep and constant speaking had about utterly collapsed. It seemed that all the organs in my body were ,ouk of order. But three bottles of Electric Bitters made me all right. It's the best all-around medi- cine ever sold over druggists coun- ter" Overworked, run down men and weak, sickly women gain splendid health and vitality from Electric Bit. ters. Try them. Only 5Oc. Guaran- teed by all druggists.
The Coconino sun., 1902-05-10

The Journal-Miner says: The resig- nation of R. M. Ling as district attor- ney of Yavapai county was accepted by the board of supervisors to-day. Ac- companying it was petition from Sam L. Pattee, deputy district attorney, for the appointment to the position.
The Coconino sun., 1902-05-10

Herman's shirt waists and Under wear are worth more than they Cost.
The Coconino sun., 1902-05-10

Mrs. Scarborough and her daughter, Mrs. W. G Lentz, came up from Phoe- nix on Saturday and are visiting Mir. and Mrs. T. G. Norris. Mrs. Scar borough will go to Flagstaff and spend the summer with her daughter, Mrs. J. E. Jones.--Journal-M Miner.
The Coconino sun., 1902-05-10

Go to Clark for photos. South side, near Catholic church. He fS here to stay.
The Coconino sun., 1902-05-10

J. H. Sparklin, recently promoted to the charge of that portion of the Grand Canyon forest reserve north of the river, after spending week here left Tuesday for his headquarters at Ere donia,
The Coconino sun., 1902-05-10

s. H. Fine is now cashier at the Santa Fe Pacific depot. MT. Fine has served in that position before, and he has many friends here who are pleased to see him again in his old capacity.
The Coconino sun., 1902-05-10

Jos. Fisher, who has been at Clifton for several months. returned Saturday.
The Coconino sun., 1902-05-10

Mrs. Sullivan, mother of George E. Sullivan, agent of the Santa Fe here, is quite i'll.
The Coconino sun., 1902-05-10

The annual conference of the Method. ist Episcopal Church of the Arizona mission will be held in Flagstaff com mencing October ?. Bishop Joyce will be the presiding bishop.
The Coconino sun., 1902-05-10

Mir. w. D. Powell is in from the Black Rock Gold x Copper Mining Company 5 mines in the Cherry Creek district with most enthusiastic report on the show ing of these mines. He says that there is absolutely no doubt of an immense body of ore, and that there is tons of it in sight on the lower group of claims. Eastern capital has become interested in their development, and it is ex- pected that large camp will soon be under way.
The Coconino sun., 1902-05-10

T. E. Pollock returned yesterday from three weeks visit to his former home in Bearing, Ia.