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Osage County Volksblatt. (Westphalia, Mo.) 1896-1917, 1902-12-11

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alt waren enthornt wuroen uno olsitr
9Slnter 0rei Sabre alt nsroeu.
gsm. gooe.
Osage County Volksblatt. (Westphalia, Mo.) 1896-1917, 1902-12-11
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areIstrpn bier III irbeu. 6beninlls
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MurlteGlepsr.
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Den oaroui iolQtnoen Nticrtna (Wia,ls
6mpllnaniB) bier bel ben eItern.
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goloreop @obn lit poIl,noet uno ioll
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bura isrtie i,in.
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6thisl & 80.
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aloiter Der 9lotre Same Shptitern
III St. gcuis meilenocn ! dler Clara
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flag hlehtr iurild.
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uno irIdes 81 autem Qrelie psrtouien
mohten. loIltcn ib ioaleih an 0snrp
gtumel menoen.
!err Sn Siltemeper. Der i.cts
fre!nollte mo Supor'ommsnoe 6je-
itditsmann Der 6irma g9illlbrano Il
Silkmener BON Jrtstur1, par am
Saullil9 rno WontdQ bier. "a Der
iunge Ntrr pm oitern bier icin tfr.
itirnen mod)t, llbt lid ptrmuibcn oaf
Ditie &eiudle Die 9'cudnlialteu ,ur
g. in0ung elmer eigenen Sausbai.uua
jino.
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lut Guma, uno Die S,rrcn Rohsrt
grtnmsrmam pro Matbas Nansner
Jitiieuo, iiir Il. Coulter 6rotryie Bc-
ld0lle mGr,n an'aues Der gpods bier.
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800 babe ltBt cine quite gIgsnahI
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Die sematt werUsn, ndmlid gitlets.
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Osage County Volksblatt. (Westphalia, Mo.) 1896-1917, 1902-12-11

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Osage County Volksblatt. (Westphalia, Mo.) 1896-1917, 1902-12-11
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psprc behdite'. usriutts ID pisIs Ger;-
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une !. &. Raomatey.
Osage County Volksblatt. (Westphalia, Mo.) 1896-1917, 1902-12-11

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Osage County Volksblatt. (Westphalia, Mo.) 1896-1917, 1902-12-11

DeWltvs S.::I Sx,::t 9alva
FOR Pi1ess 0astns, soeaA
Osage County Volksblatt. (Westphalia, Mo.) 1896-1917, 1902-12-11

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Sdaeuns l,egltt.
Osage County Volksblatt. (Westphalia, Mo.) 1896-1917, 1902-12-11

: 0srr Csnyp < tluetsr bsiano IL
an Mtontd9 IN Saos 100 er itln. ihr''
trants Stmisgamuitsr. Frlu eit
ilien bsiuhts. Grau SaIusttr b,iin-
BET iia iton lingsr bort.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1902-10-23

ITO:
/ have tried your remedy and have
! few bottles. am fully convinced
cheerfuliy recommend your medicine
rouble. david r. WILDER.
In 1899 the Sangerlust celebrated its
fiftieth anniversary with a large cele.
bration in New York City. The follow
ing is his testimony:
"About two years ago caught se-
we're cold while travelling and which
settled into cata,rh of the bronchial
tubes, and SO affected my voice that I
was obliged to cancel my engagements.
In distress I was advised to try Peruna,
and although l had never used patent
medicine before, I sent for bottle.
"Words but lily describe my surprise
to find that within few days / was
greatly relieved, and within three
weeks was entirely recovered. am
never without it now, and take an oc-
casional dose when l feel run down"
Julian Weissletz.
If you do not derive prompt and sat-
isfactory results from the use of Peruna
write at once to DR.. Hartanm, giving a
full statement OF your case and he will
be pleased to give you his valuable ad-
vice g ats.
Address DR.. Hartman, president OF
the Hartman Sanitarium, Columbus,
Ohio.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1902-10-23
A David Harum Trade.

There Is a citizen in New York who
decided to treat himself to a horse and
runabout. In every case he insisted
upon knowing the attitude of the pros
pective purchase in relation to auto
mobiles. II don't want my neck brok-
en- daily" he would say.
There was horse that suited him.
II can warrant him on the automobile
question" said the Jersey farmer who
owned him. II will guarantee that he
will pass dozen an hour all day long
and never look at one Of them"
"Wil you give me written state
ment to that effect"
II will"
The sale was made. For once a Jer-
sey man had told the truth in a horse
trade. The horse was blind.-Wash-
ington Post.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1902-10-23

Congressman d. F. WILDER, of One
The Peruna Medicine Co., Columbus, c
acknowledgements by friei
almost fully recovered after the use of
that Poauna is al you claim for it, and
TO all who are afflicted with catarrhal
Pe-ru-na - Preventiveand Cure for Colds
Mr.. G. F. Given, Sussex, N. F., vice
president of the Pastime boating club,
writes:
"Whenever the cold weather sets in
] have tor years past been very sure to
catch severe cold which was hard to
throw off, and which would leave after
effects on my constitution the most of
the winter.
"Last winterI was advised to try
Peruna, and within five days the cold
was broken up and in five days more I
was a we'll man. l recommended it to
several OF my friends and all speak the
highest praise for it. There is Moth
ing like Peruna for catarrhal afflic.
tiOns. 1t is we'll nigh infallible as q
cure, and gladly endorse it."-C. F.
Given.
A Pro .nine"t Singer saved From Loss OF
Voice.
Mr.. Julian Weisslitz, 175 Seneca
street, Buffalo. N. T., is corresponding
secretary of the Sangerlust, OF. New
York; is the leading second bass OF the
Sangerlust. the largest German singing
soiety of New York and also the oldest.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1902-10-23
THE SMOKERS HEART.

Those Who Use Cigars. of Ordinary
Quality Seldom Attacked.
DR.. E. Nather writes as follows on
this subject in the Peoples Health
Journal:
Smoking, we find, as a rule, agrees
very we'll with persons for many years
yes, perhaps, for twenty or more
years, although by degrees we find ci'
gars Of a finer flavor are chosen; but
all at once, without any assignable
cause, troubles are experienced with
the heart. and we find they rapidly in
crease, and which compel the sufferer
to call in the help Of medical man.
Yet 1t is very strange to say that per-
sons consuming cigars Of ordinary
quality. even II they smoke them very
largely. rarely are attacked in that
way.
1.-The age at which disturbances OF
the heart become pronounced varies
very much. 1t is rare that patients
are under 80 years Of age, but mostly
between 40 and 60 years old. Persons
who are able to smoke full-f1avored
Havanas continue to do SO up to their
death. If we only look around among
the better class of society. which, 1t Is
well known, is the principal consumer
of such cigars. Still. it is astonishing
to find how many persons with ad-
vancing years discontinue smoking. As
rule affection of the heart has caused
them to abjure the weed.
And in such cases the patient has
found the advice of the physician the
best, and to make up his mind to dis
continue smoking at once and In most
cases the action Of the heart is restor.
ed to its normal state. In such cases,
besides disseminating smoking, relief
must be sought by regulating the diet.
Of course, by taking only easily digest
ible food, with short walks, residence
in a quiet place, or among noun
tains Of moderate elevation, and suit
able internal treatment.
Il have found by taking this course
all symptoms will disappear in the
course OF 4 short time or during the
year, AID do not reappear If the pa.
tient does not recommence smoking"
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1902-10-23
EkIH5fll2s'kI|;}IS|;;;
FOLKS ENaS5fx;;s<t$s:
4 BIT Of par1Or Magic.

A Bit Of Par1or Magic.
Cut from a-fourfold piece of paper an
arrow shaped like the Illustration; then
place this arrow on the point of
needle vertically situated in n cork. at
its center part marked X, but without
causing the needle to pierce the paper;
after the cross has been properly bal
anced on the needle, cover the whole
with a common glass. thoroughly
dried.
Now get n dry wooden cloth, and by
placing your hand or finger on top OF
the glass to insure its steadiness, rub
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1902-10-23
In 1905 A. D.

Mrs. Uptodate(to maid)-Marie, YOU
need not set out the capsules for Mr..
Uptodate's dinner. l have received a
marconigram that he will not be home
until 10 o'clock, as his santos-dumonto.
bile has had breakdown. Judge.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1902-10-23
The Femme View.

y-Remarkable thing about
the disappearance of $27 200 from a
safety deposit vault belonging to q
bookmaker.
Mrs. Wederly- Yes; and the most
remarkable thing about it is that he
had it to lose.
Wederly-Why 60?
Mrs. Wederly - Oh, most writer's
complain that literature don't pay
ChicagO News.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1902-10-23

Al1Ce'9 NluOs
Father, father, please wait for mel"
called Alice Mead, all out Of breath with
running to meet her father.
Father heard and stopped just as he
reached the piazza steps, saying Good
afternoon, little lady! Why didn't you
make your father hear before, SO we
might have walked up the street to-
gether?"
II did try very hard" said Alice. Then
she took his outstretched hand, and
they climbed the steps and sat down be-
side mother.
Back again, girliey' asked mother.
Ibid you lave nice timer"
"Where have you beenY inquired
father.
"Down to Bertha Kobbe's. Our club
held its first meeting there to-day, and
we had lovely time, mother" answer
ed the little girl, with smile.
"Your club? My dear little girl, do
you mean to tell me you belong to a
club?" exclaimed father, with the mer-
ry look in his eyes that Alice loved to
see.
"Why, yes, father, thought every
body did" Mother and father laughed
as Alice continued: you do, and moth
er has two or three, haven't you,
mother?"
Eyes, dear, fully MS many as that" an
swered mother, and she smiled as she
thought of the many societies Of which
she was a member.
II thought you did; then Rob belongs
to q baseball club, and sister is going to
join a ping-pong club. So somebody is
always going to something, and just
wished l could have a club, too. One
day told teacher SO, and she said, DO
you? That's the very thing; We will
have Good Manners Club"
Father was listening hard now. "A
Good Manners Club? What is that?"
Don't you know, father, lots Of girls
and boys In our school forget to say
thank you and please when we ought.
And sometimes we just say plain what,
instead Of what. father"
Eyes, little maid, have noticed that"
answered father; land 1t is the same
way with yes and no."
YES" said the young club member,
adding, as she remembered her club,
"Yes, father, l mean. Miss Knox is al
ways telling us about those things, and
the boys about lifting their hats and
about being polite to the girls, and, oh.
ever so many things! So she said we
would have club"
ITO whip you with when you were
not potter" quizzed father.
mo, father" laughed Alice. you
know didn't mean that. mean a real
truly club, with members, like yours
and mothers; only all we have to do to
Join ours is to sign little pledge like
this: I promise to try to be polite And
once a week we meet and tell how we
have DONE"
"Of course you all succeed, don't
you" inquired mother.
mo, mother, we don'tw sighed the
little girl.
"How do you know about the 9TH
ers?" was the next question.
'I'll tell you how it Is, father. Miss
Knox told us that every one who had
failed once or twice, or even a great
many times, through the week, could
bring a penny to the next meeting II he
wanted to. The pennies are to help
buy something more for our Christmas
box. And what do you s'pose? To-day
every boy and girl there brought one!
And Henry Paget-you know him, don't
you, father?'
"Oh. yes, know Henry. What hap.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1902-10-23
Remedy for Wrinkles.

Managing Editor-Well, what's the
trouble?
Assissant-The beauty editor il away
and woman writes to know what to
do with wrinkle in her forehead.
Managing Editor-Tell her to putty
it up and forget it.-Detroit Free Press.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1902-10-23
Hemp in the Philippines.

The largest production of hemp for
one year under normal conditions in
the Philippines was 10000 tons. There
is a possibility of the islands being
made to produce sufficient for the con-
sumption of the whole world. Hemp
needs no cultivation. Care must only
be taken that 1t is cut in the proper
season. The natives cannot be excelled
the world over in the preparation Of
hemp for the market
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1902-10-23

the cloth briskly up and down the glass
at point between the points Of the
cross and the pointed end Of the cross
will slowly but surely move toward
or revolve ON the needle until it points
to the place on the glass wherf the
cloth is being rubbed.
The point of the cross is attracted
by the electricity which is generated by
rubbing the glass with the WOODEN
cloth.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1902-10-23

pened 10 him? Did he forget his pen
ny"
"Oh, no, he brought his penny, but he
asked Miss Knox what 1t means to be
polite. and said he couldn't be, because
he didn't know what it MEANS"
''What did Miss Knox tell him, dear?"
"She said the best definition she knew
is the old rhyme-shall l speak it for
you?
True politcness is to say
The kindest thing in the kindest way"
Father kissed her as he said, Il think
your club is better than some Of the
grown.up ones"
And mother added, $50 do L.
Youths Companion.
Faith in the Rainbow.
1t had rained and rained for days. 1t
had rained so hard and for such long
time that Hugh had lost nearly week
at school. One day he took down the
spyglass. and was looking through 1t
up at the sky. His mother saw him
standing there by the window and
cried out: Hugh, Hugh. what are
you doing with that spyglass? Il
was thinking" he answered, that God
has forgotten that He promised there
never would be another flood, and l
am trying to see If there won't be a
rainbow somewhere up there, SO we
will be sure"
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1902-10-23
Definite Measurement,

edo you think the world is growing
any better?
'1'm absolutely sure Of it," snsw.
cred the monopolist. "Why, only Ave
years ago made only hundred thous.
and q year. Today am making that
much a month. "-Washington Star.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1902-10-23
An Absent-Minde Confession.

II suppose" said the patton to the
"that you view the coming
OF winter with feelings OF regret"
"Indeed do" answered the milk.
man.
'"It is really very hard" goes on the
patron. "to find suitable pasture in the
cold weather, no doubt?"
eyes; and then the pump freezes 90
often" Judge.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1902-10-23
A Oiddy Insect.

"Your mamma" said Papa Moth to
his eldest son, ISIS the giddiest insect I
know"
"Why, papa?"
"She is continually attending cam
phor balls. "-Detroit Free Press.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1902-10-23
Close Competition.

awe are living in a rapid age" I
say to my friend as We note the fall an
nouncements of changing styles.
eyes," he agrees.
ave are making history rapidly" i
further remark.
'@Trne," he tmuttera, ''but not 90
rapidly as we are making historical
novels. Judge.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1902-10-23
Man Of Expedients.

'"Mixem. the chemist, has made his
fortune at last" says the friend.
'But I thought he couldn't find any
sale at all for his cough MIXTURE"
the other friend.
"He couldn't, so he labeled it 'genu.
inc maple syrup and sold every drop
of it the first day. Now he 10 rushed
with orders for Judge.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1902-10-23
A Bumper Crop.

Subbubs You just ought to see my
crop of corn! It's the most promising
in all the Lonesomehuls st district"
Townley-You don't cay! If you
have more than two messes, don't for
get me, will you?
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1902-10-23
At Last.

The landlady was speaking.
"Mr. Barnestorme, how do you like
your eggs?"
The tragedian's face relaxed into an
expression Of joy.
"Hard-boiled!" he cried.
Until that time people had wilfully
mistaken his taste. Baltimore Herald.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1902-10-23
He Stays at Home.

Mrs. Gossip-I suppose you're care.
full to make your husband tell every.
thing that happens to him?
Mrs. Strongmind-Better than that.
I'm careful to zee that nothing happens
to him. Philadelphia Press.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1902-10-23
The Bright Little Bow.

"What do you expect to be when you
become of age, my little mani" asked
the visitor.
"Twenty-one, SIR" was the bright
ones reply.-Yonkers Statesman
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1902-10-23
His Experience was In Mines.

His Experience was IN Mines.
"Did you ever salt sheep?" asked the
farmer OF the new hired man who came
from Colorado.
"No," replied tho new hired hand,
"but I've had considerable experience
in sailing Mines" - Ohio State
Journal.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1902-10-23

eoTQ Permanently Cureu No fits or nervousness
TITO after first days use Of Dr. KDe's Great Nerve
aestorer. Send for FIR 81. 90 trial bottp and treat
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1902-10-23

A Hard Pillow.
Weary Willie - Modern improve
ments may be fine, but they have their
drawbacks.
Tired Traddles-For instance?
Weary Willie-When q fellow sneaks
into stable to sleep nowadays he finds
nothing in it but baled hay.-Judge.