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Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1902-06-26
Schedule for Friday.

Teachers often find the develop
ing" process discouraging. "A young
minister, seeking to impress the beau
ties of nature upon his class of East
Side boys, had been describing the
gradual unfolding of the springtime.
Pausing impressively at the end of his
speech, he asked:
Nov tell me, boys, in your own
language, what comes in the spring."
The rent mani" quavered pathet'
tc little treble
Again the developers enthusiasm
was chilled when urging upon his
pupils the Importance of attendance
upon the Friday evening exercises.
Remember, children" said the pas
tor, "our church is open on Friday as
well as on Sunday. On the Sabbath
day we have the regular morning and
evening services. Now"-with o
blandly expectant look-"wnat do w0
have on Friday?"
Fresh fish, sir!" answered tho
VoSo' VVVSes "~''
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1902-06-26
What We owe to Cockfehtinr,

What We Owe to Cocknghting.
The now disreputable amusement of
cockfighting (Which was once respecta-
bic enough to divide with scholarship
and archery the attention Of Roger AS
cham) has provided the language with
"crestfallen." Sin high feather" and
Shakespeares "overcrow'' (cf. to crow
over) ITO show the white feather" is
from the same source, since white
feathers In q gamecock's tail are sign
of impure breeding. Often the origin
of such words or phrases has been quite
forgotten. but, when traced, show their
true character at once. Fair play" is
still recognized as figure from gam
bling: but foul play" now specialized
to murder" is hardly felt as meta
phor at all.-Open Court.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1902-06-26
The Secret Of Health in Old Age.

ne secret OF Healtn IN Olu Age
Shepherd, ILL.,, June 23d.-Sarah e.
Rowe of this place is now q years OF
age, and just at the present time is en-.
jcying muc IN better health than she has
for over 20 years. Her explanation OF
this is as follows:
For many years past I have been
troubled constantly with severe Kidney
Trouble, my urine would scald and burn
when passing, and I was very miser-
able.
II am ~ years of age, and never ex-
pected to get anything to cure me, but
I heard of Dodd's Kidney Pills, and
thought it would do me no harm to try
them.
II am very glad I did so, for they
cured me of the Kidney Disease and
stopped the cca!ding sensations when
Passing the urine.
II feel better now than I have for
twenty years."
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1902-06-26
= $500 Made on a Sc Investment
SOME QUEER FUNERAL RITES
Peculiar superstitions Prevalent I,
South of England.

South Of England.
Peculiar rites at death were carried
down till recent period in rural
neighborhoods in the south Of Eng.
land. In Lulworth corpses we're occa'
sionally laid out with penny in one
hand and little wooden hammer in
the other. When a native lay dying
it was believed he would pass away
easier" If the doors and windows
we're allowed to remain open, the pas.
sage into the other world being still
further smoothed when the pillows
were stuffed with pigeons feathers.
1t was sometimes the practice to ar.
range the bed of sick person paral.
lei with the boards. In 1891 the bed
of an aged woman at Symondsbury
was removed by her rustic friends
from under a beam because "her'll
die so hard" If she remained in that
position. In 1872 boy was drowned
in stream near Sherborne and the
following expedient was resorted to in
order to find the body: A piece OF
bread having been cut out of loaf,
little quicksilver was poured into
the cavity and the loaf was thrown
into the river at the spot where the
lad had fallen in. The loaf was ex-
pected to float down the stream until
it paused at the place where the body
had lodged, but, needless to say it did
no such thing.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1902-06-26
Mania. Of Notea Ap,hor,

In a recent article on the HAMA of
Authors" in the Revue Universelle of
Paris, we are told that Darwin always
practiced on his old fiddle before writ
ing. Cbateauoriand, while debating to
MS seer etary, was in the habit Of walk
Ing IN his bare feet; Schiller and Goethe
could not write unless their feet were
on Ice; Lord Derby always filled his
mouth with brandy cherries: Fenimore
Cooper used to chew gum drops; By
ron filled his pockets with truffles; The
ophile Gautier bu: ned incense; Pierre
Lott gets intoxicated with perfumes
Exchange.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1902-06-26

The baby has the power to move
Is toes independently-that wrig.
ling of the toes so often commented
mon by mothers. This form of move.
nept is a heritage from those ances.
ors who, like modern monkeys,
rould have used the fingers of their
ind feet as we do the fingers of our
hands.
So in any geological gardens
monkeys may be seen hanging on to
bar above by their hands and using
hind foot (hand) to pick up things
from the ground.
A frequent action with babies is to
turn the soles Of the feet sideways,
ppposite to one another, while the legs
remain straight. Just this attitude
would be assumed by monkey when
climbing tree or walking on a
branch in order to grasp the stem
with it's hind hands.
The inherited effects of thus grasp
ing tree trunks or limbs with the hind
hands are often very marked in young
babies The bow legs, which are a
feature of infancy and a matter of
some anxiety to mothers, are no more
than the relics of the tree-climbing
stage. And the mother need not be
frightened about this character-any
normally healthy baby will grow out
of it soon enough.
Then if young baby be held so
that it's feet touch the ground one
may see that the feet are not put fiat
to the surface; instead, the outer por.
tons of the feet rest on the ground,
while the soles of the feet are more or
less opposed to one another-they
have the bough-grasping attitude.
1t has been noticed above that
monkeys use their hind paws like
hands; their front paws they employ
as implements by which to suspend
their bodies from trees. For such pur-
pose the thumb is not necessary; all
that is required is kind of grasping
hook, which the fingers make efficient
by themselves. The monkeys which
do most tree climbing have quite lost
their thumbs; their front hands are,
in fact, merely grasping hooks.
Disuse of the thumb may be OBJ.
served in other monkeys when they
are grasping bars, and it is noticeable
! in babies when holding sticks or
grasping a flower pot. An adult TAX
| ing hold of flower pot would put the
thumb inside and make lever of it.
But the, baby does not act like an
adult; it does not put out its hand to
take the flower pot as an adult would
do. Instead, it dabs at the rim of the
flower pot with the palm of it's hand
downward, just in the manner that a
monkey dabs at branch.
The manner in which babies hold
their hands in clasping attitude is a
result of the ancestral bough-grasping
habits. This attitude may be seen
in monkeys generally, and in those
species which lead the most aboreal
life it has become permanent fea-
ture, because of the difficulty of
Strengthening the fingers after exer.
1 tion.-Pearson's Magazine.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1902-06-26
Two Theaters Close the Regular

Two Theaters Close the Regular
Season.
The Star theater, st. Paul and the
Dewey theater close their regular sea-
son Sunday, June 20. Manager Wittig
Of the Dewey, and Manager Singer OF
the Star are highly elated over the sue
ness, and look forward to another big
season next year, when the best attrac-
tions attainable will be secured.
The theaters will open about Sept. /,
utter being refurnished and redecorated.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1902-06-26

elTe permanently cured no nts or nervousness aftea
first days use of Dr. Klnes Great Nerve RestOr.
er Send for FREE %. 90 trial bottle and treated.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1902-06-26

THE TORTURE OF PILES
relieved promptly, and permanently cured
by Coles Carbolisalve. Guarantee goes
with each box. Get the genuine. At drug
gists, Csc and SOC.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1902-06-26

Tell a woman she looks fresh, and she
smiles; tell man the same thing, and
he is sure to start rough house.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1902-06-26

When it comes to the day of reckon
irg, the lawyer gets nine points and the
poor client one.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1902-06-26
$40 A WEEK AND EXPENSES
20 men with rig to introduce our Poultry goods
Sendstp. Javelle Mfg Co, Dept. D. Parsons, Kan.

The proudest moment in a BRIDES life
is when she sees her first cards bearing
the title Mrs"
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1902-06-26
MRl1at~'m>rsBAzsslMS

Health will blessings the and mainly
which by
the California
With transient
Price fifty
beneficial
laxative All family
and
gently
nckape.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1902-06-26
rHE DESCENT OF MAN
,pA,Ts OF BABIES A PROOF OF
{ MONKEY THEORY.

bu.er Manipulation Of the Hands and
Feet by the Young Of the Human
Race-Rclics Of the Tree.cllmblng
Stage.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1902-06-26

STOP THAT RAcK1Na COUGH
and avoid danger Of consumption OF pneu-
Cure. 1ttastss good and is GOOD Ever vo hetl
tie guaranteed. Csc and soc at druggists.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1902-06-26

One can stop in rising, never in declining.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1902-06-26

The man who has an unusually bright
young son is not apt to dispute the doc
trine of heredity.
The evening world., 1902-01-31
SNOW KING" IN
SCANTY ATTIRE.
PARETlC STARTLED HOTEL
GUESTS.
Rushed into the Ladies' pRrior.
aud There Was Wiid srrRmbi"
of Women to Escape.

Clad only in nightshirt. Gabriel
Rrosser dashed out OF the Curtis apart
ment house in West Thirty-sixth street
and made FOR Broadway.
Brosser kept on until he reached the
Marlborough Hotel He then turned into
the ladies entrance"
Through the hall and into the ladies'
parIor he raced There ne stopped for a
moment. caperihg about In his scanty
attire.
Quite number Of women were In the
parior nt the time. They ied, screaming
with terror.
Then ne suddenly changed his mind
and dashing downstairs rushed into the
barroom.
"Ha! ha." ne cried to the artonished
bartenders Il am the snow king.
Gimme a pousse cafe. creme de
menthe and giass Of beer in a hurry
else stll freeze you with my blizzard
breath
Bro-ser was at once seized and
wrapped in a blanket Then an ambu-
lance was summoned from the New
York Hospital.
Brosseg Is a psretic He has been un-
der treatment by DR.. Thompson for this
trouble and nurse has been with him
constantly.
The evening world., 1902-01-31
World Wants
Point toSuccess

EO1 Paid Help Wants in this
oOi mornings World. y
BUT
0zo Paid Help Wants in TIE t3 other
<</ New York papers combined.
The evening world., 1902-01-31
ONE ON THE BOYS.
Mother Rather Got the Start OF Them

Sometimes the mother plays turn
on the young people and greatly Ia
their benefit A young lady in Mem
phis. Tenn. Miss B. Dye, OF 222 Car
roll Ave. comments In an interest
ing way about the harmless little de-
ception her mother played upon on.
OF the family during the summer.
She says: Every member OF our
family could write testimonial
about Postum Food Coffee and what
IL has done for US. Father has really
been made over since quitting coffee
and using Postum. but must tell
you about brother.
when he came home from college
last summer he was thin and looked
dreadfully. We ques:!oiicd him about
his food and drink. He said he drank
coffee. or course | cant get along
without good cup OF coffee three
times a day Mother did not say
anything TO him hut made Postum
for him Just the same. and at tho
next meal he complimented her on
the coffee. Several times he said
Now. II Just had such coffee as this
at school | could make better aver
ages In my studies
so during the whole summer he
drank Postum. thinking II was strong
coffee, and we could all see from day
TO day how much he was improving
In health. His complexion gradu.
ally cleared up and he gained In
every way. When he went back In
the fall mother told him the secrV'
she had kept for over three months
and put several packages Of Postum
in his trunk.
You may depend upon II the les
son was one he will never forget
NV younger brother quit coffee abou
n year ago and has been using Pos
tum Food Coffee. and he has beer
built up from regular invalid unit
he Is now n fat. rosy-cheeked boy
full OF life and fun. Just the othe
day he remarked he was gettin,
along so much better In his studie.
than ever before. and he wondere,
what caused the change. Mother 70
marked, It is Postum"
The evening world., 1902-01-31

After having made this answer the
witness said n. did not iaink ne uu-
dersiooi the question. Mr. House then
put 1t this way
III the Will - - Is .pr1battd, you will
not have to pay the S2ienT'
The witness replied tha; he would
not. and Mr. Os5one once more Of
fer.d m. viii pf gS In evidence on the
basis ~ this question.
The Recorder told aim 20 wait until
Mr. House was finished.
NJ House asked how much IN" Texas
heirs Were TO get.
Seventy five Thousand dollar, was
IN" tnsW,r ''The agreement II being
circulated among ne .1irs fnr E'gua-
lures now. b" added
4 Point for Patrick
The witness said there wcr" ninc
Texas heirs who would share IN the
estate.
lawyer for Patrick spent much time
in bringing out the fact that the s15..'
10 .. pald the Texas heirs was eNclu-
sive Of the S2I.n which ne witness and
his brother. Col 5 Rice. owe the
estate ~ his uncle AMI which was to be
tN-charg II the 1855 will was probat"d.
Re corder Con- again refused 20 allow
the prosecution 20 introduce the l,Si
Will
Then Mr. Osborne asked the witness
whether he got more IN the VIII ut lSb
than In the Nill u 1890
n IN, intcns" delight ~ Patrick he
answered that he got more under IN"
former
A. thc contention Of the prosecution
has been that every person named ~
the will ot 1895 got more under the al
legged will NJ igH this admi Ssiou ~ Mr.
Rlc"- nephew was hailed by Ia" de-
fcn-e as a strong point
The evening world., 1902-01-31
B. R. 7. REFLECTS
OLD DIRECTORS.
OUT OF 450,0OO SHARES
$4,000 WERE VOTED ON.
Rumor~d Application for Re-
ceiv-rship Wa. Not Di.-
ru-.cd at the Meeting.

At the annual meeting OF the Brooklyn
Rapid Transit Company at the
offices No ls' Montague street this
afternoon the oil BOARD of Directors
was reelected without opposition.
The Board Is composed OF;
\ y BRADY. l.. Greitsingsr \ y.
Flower. T. ~ Hartman. H. II Porter
W q Oakman. Somers Hayes. Au
gus, Belmont. Henry s.ibert. j. q
jenkins. u. II Na!,ntiac. II G. DuvJ
ana r : Williams
pf the total stock issue o. 5000
share lF,Os' were voted On
The report OF an application for d
receiver Sas not discussed
The evening world., 1902-01-31

wen ito see him on Sept = lsN he hai
4 conversation with him nt tgIt tim
The witness testified TINT after leaving
New York he went % Houston whore
he saw Capt BAKER. He was not al
lowed to tel what ne ,pld Hakcr
lie M~t Patrick.
While IN New YORK De- met Patrick
hy accident At the Hotel Marlborough
He talked with Patrick u WH" .n
august. l."
getting along In that litigation
lie said tusS We're grtt.ug along very
we'll W CpryrrS,d about NJ Rice. rr-
,Illing -Hn. w 'H. nii scn'l'man- pc
Rice VAS q wonderful man VINO. whi.r
not robust. hr.u ou 90 ~" NitH great
fautrItN
. D.d Patrick tell you he Intended -
axe any further i"stimonS l 'hv hl'
A ~, n" said b" was through 'hhInE
testimony
q DID Patrick tell You he had ever
done any business for Mr. Rice \ He
q Did he tell YOU he was Rlce's a,tor-
ncy pr intimate 'rirud7 \ He dli not
. ph h' t''' y1u he Na~ friend AZ
Take thu witness said Mr. Osborne
Did Patrick tell you thar he was In
4 conspiracy To- XII vi Rice de-
manded Mr. House. umpnC to MS feet
No sir 20
Y"n vi aauli not expect him TO 80
tnat." pa, In Mr. Osornc softly
You could cNpec, him 90 io lot ~
things that Nou are trying 10 prov" ne
ala rctortcd Mr House hotly
William kuCk"r an attorney II Gros-
aeak T.Nss succeeded Judge Ford on
the stand
An Intimate Friend.
He know Nj Rice and Na- an init
/ mate friend
From isg1 and to the time Of his ieath
| he looked after Nj Rlc"'- real os;nt
Latter owned Son acres pf land
| u frequently saw Mr. Rice write.
\ said IN" witness II sav HIN write
[ Ch.eks often Frequently he wrote them
Are you the " O RuCkcr mentioned
in "a" Hill - i!--' asked Mr Osborne
"Ncs sir, replied the witness Win
Mr. Ruoker came IN FOR 500 In IN,
ls0 Will
When that instrument was shown t.
him and he was asked II the signatures
were written by Rice he said
| 1T N my Judgment thcy were not"
signature. Forged.
In turn hr va. shown all the disputet
Handwriting and pronounced Rices sig
Lawyer Ruckcr knew Patrick II,
Hen1 10 school Win him al the unl
vcr-ity c' Texas, but he never knew o
Patrick representing Rice or having an!
LEGAL relations with MIN
How much I'D you receive per an
NUN. Judge Rucker2" asked Mr. Nor
IN the crOs,-esamination.
There wn- no set sum answerc,
the witness
Q-iios much lid YOU receive the a..
year before Mr. Rice's death! Al OK
pect about 81 N,@.
o-And the year before. A-oh. be
The evening world., 1902-01-31
AGREEMENT MADE BY
HEIRS OF W. M. RICE.

FrstTo Withdraw all protests to the probate of the
1896 will
Second-To file further protests.
Third-To the immediate probate of the
will
Fourth-To SCI m claim that the Rice Institute
incompetent receive the property.
Fthro convey all righ, and title to all real estate
to the institute.
Sixth-To accept II. b. Rice temporary admins
in Texas.
In for this the Rice Institute agreed pay the
following:
To Charles 5. Mckee Minerva Olds, Joseph :
Blinn and Fred ". Rice 81 each. .. 100000
To William A. Rice and Charles Rice, jointly.. 900
To Il. $. Rice. Walter Rice and Charlotte X. Clark
jointly ............. OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES. $4,000
To the I. :. Mortgage and Trust Company, for
counsel fees observation-disclosures. $4,000
Total prevent a will ............ 1914 800
The evening world., 1902-01-31
WHOLESALE VACCINATION.
10. 900 Chiidren In Brooklyn Paro-
chinI schools to he Inocuiatrd.

Thirty thousand school childrcn IN
attendance At the 90 parochial schools
In the Diocese Of Long Island are to
be vaccinated AZ once.
A corps OF physicians from the Health
Department OF brooklyn will visit each
Of the schools and sii children who
have not recently been inoculated will
hav. TO bare their arms to tn. lancet.
Bishop Charles y. Mcdonnell and DR..
Raymond. OF the Brooklyn Health
Bureau. had a long conference to-day
and plans for the work were arranged.
The work viii be done at no expense to
the pupils or their PARENTS
The evening world., 1902-01-31
Went AFTER Chioroform.

The Court pverruled the objection.
I Went &" the drug store pf J. J.
SchowiiE. 'Hld tac witness 1T ls on
Mark.f street;
y What did you get there
w" 1bjeci" shouted ratrick's sttor-
neys
poison it was necessary 20 show that
the iefen liant had the poison. ~. said
he was sure the Court did not fully un-
ierstnni What he expected 10 prov" by
the witness
"sI far. said the Recorder. "ther. Is
no "yidenc, 60 show that the material
which killed Rir, was ever In the pos
session " the defendant
District Attorney Osborne made a re-
sumo ~ ,hc evidence 20 show that q
conspiracy had been tahli-hri In order
TO gc' the Witness testimony before
the Jury
testify further At this time. and he was
accordingly ordered from the stand
with his story left untold
when did you receive this letter
from your brother asked the Re
corder of Jones
"Abou, the middle - July. iSoo."
answered tn, Wallets brother.
Mr Osborne said the RecordeT.
Il have not changed my opinion The
"vidcrce cannot be allowed at this
time
Jones 2, b. claimed hy Mr osborne.
purchased rhlor0form IN Galveston aud
sent 1t by mail to his brother. Valet
Jones
H.nry Oliver manager OF The Mer-
ton Tex testified that he knew " VI
RIO,
Htfprr Rice death the company tn
which re ,s was l'Iss3 interested 7Gnd
Ar, pnl me Pos storm lie haft cor
-,,puuirnr- with Rice during th- wear
-" and il-f before his death nr re-
The evening world., 1902-01-31

After a long and bitter struggle
Assistant District Attorney Osborne
succeeded. just before the adjourn
n1ent until Monday Of the Patrick
murder trial in having III" Rice
will OF 1896 admitted in evidence.
William Lafayette Jones brother
TO Valet Jones. went ON the witness
stand to-day. but he was not allowed
10 testify as TO his purchase Of
e--loroform anu laudanum Tor Rice +
valet.
Mr.. Osborne says vaiet Jones wrote
TO his brother in Texas for the poi
sons. and that they were sent by mail
to him.
II is the contention OF the prosecu-
tion that this chloroform was used TO
kill the old millionaire.
Recorder Con ruled that the pros
ecution must first prove tif Jones
purchased poison that the defend
ant received IL
The agreement between the Rice
heirs a-i Il Rice Institute was put
In evidence. II showed that the heirs
were to receive 1922 900 II they would
not contest the 1896 will
Mr. Osborne says that william
Marsh Rlce's death was hastencd by
the arrival from Texas OF drafts for
$3.50. 1000 against the ged millionaire.
He also contends that Patrick
knew OF these drafts. and that II they
were paid all the available cash 10
Rice's credit In New York banks
would be swallowed up.
THE conspirators. Mr.. Osborne
declares. waited for weeks and
weeks for the old mans death. when
they might reap the harvest. But
when these drafts arrived the sI,ua-
tion was desperate.
In order 20 secure this $3.50 00o
these conspirators precipitatcd the
end by foul means.
Mr.. Osborne claims that the first
OF these drafts arrived on the day
before the old mans sudden death.
II was II o'clock before Recorder Con
was ready TO proceed with the fatTlcA
murder trial TO-DAY,
Arthur II Conn. u Austin, Tex. was
recalled 20 the stand ana MS exam
nation resumed.
Pstricks attorney. tried hard to get
the witness to admit thA; wncn he pro.
nounced the Rice signatures 70 IN" "
will forgcTics he had In mind the t4ot
that Capt. Baker had previously de,
nounced them as forccrter conn -aii
he spent one eniir, morning examining
the signatures wi;h the naked cy" ani
with a glass.
on another occasion he spent an h"H'
examining the signatures.
O Did you have any other signatures
for Comparison \. lcs. tn,r" w.r"
some checks there
Q. How many \ About ihirN or
forty.
for them for purposes * comparison
s3.t.5oO Agreement
Al the close ~ Cuans TESTIMONY Mr
Osborne read the agreement between
the Massachus' It's hetrs with IN" RICE
Institute with reference TO The VII "i
is.s The heirs agreed.
FIrst-To Withdraw all protests
to the probate of the viii.
second-To nir no further pro-
tests.
Third-To consent tu the immr-
dtas~ probate Of the viii.
Fourth-To set nj ao claim that
the Institute wa- Incompetent q"
receive the prop-rt>.
FIuh-To convey all right mud
titIr 10 all real estate Ia the In
stitute.
sixth-To accept ~. 10. Nic. ~.
,~mporar, administrator In T-sns.
In return Tor this IA. Rice Institute
agreed 10 pay through Davies. stone s.
Aucrbaoh tD Charles : Mckee. Nilgor'
Olds. Joseph : Blinu ara Fred " Hg"
y5.0p0 each.
To William A and Charles Rice = -
jointly.
Through Hornblowcr Byrne and Nil,
The evening world., 1902-01-31

tween s7o uuI sS0
. Since his death have you been
looking ont Tor his lands Ayes sir.
NiCe-7 Ayes sir
- Nv the Rice Institute A-No sir
. rs capt Baker, A-Somethlng
from capt Baker IS the administrator
~ the ,~tifr
. Ypu lr, , friend u cnpt B5.s=--
\ Yes sir
e., You participated In the general de-
SIT. ~ tho Houston puhiic to have the
estate distributed th're' A-oh !
don know about that
VI. Osborn. hruugh' ru' the fact that
II - Rice ~uc0c"d"d capt Baker ~
tumpurArN timinisirttoi ~ tN, r-ta.H
.nd hat su'" ,aNt tim" h" had paid
The evening world., 1902-01-31
Not an Enihusis.'.
Ifrom u. chlraso porI

is he a golf cutIusihst7'
"Oh. no. lie prclonds TO re. bat he
isn't"
How do you know
'Why. h. Eiycs up playing when the
ih'gmomctcr s,ts duNn 10 zero.