The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1902-01-18
ONE BURGLAR WHO THINKS
THE TOWN IS VERY EASY
Declares he is Not Working Yet But That
He Will Get Busy When His
Partner Comes

q AY. YoU'sE are the cas-
20. lest NUTS ever see
Why. you'se are a lot OF
come-ons just dropped the word
to Mickey by the last ark to get in as
| fast as he could for the games easy.
1t is case of why wasn't here before
with me. and I sob myself to slumber
every time 1 think. But I'll make good
yet, and sail away with the gilt
If there was anything distinguishing
about the speaker. who was getting
merry in a Hotel street booze bazaar
last evening, 1t was the easy familiar
ity with which he greeted any malihini
who looked the part easily. He was
new himself. He went on:
Have 1 enjoyed myself? Wen, I
should say have; had the time of my
life. This town is better than red lemo
with circus. It's as easy as the mos
quitoss, think nit. How did I get on?
Well just rest your thinker while
spiel. Cap Whitman tipped me OFF
that had better go to the shore for .
rest, for whsle he could not spot me l.
that last drag at the bay, he said 1
was to make me minus, and 50 1 just
touched an old friend and came down
in the hashery of one of j. DIS sc)ws.
1 didn't want to be numerous on board,
either, and give you my word 1 kept
my hands off some of the easiest
money 1 ever saw. Really, the way
some of the brokers here play poker
would tempt st. Anthony But I was
as good as Little Willie and kept ny
tips off the jam.
Say have you heard of me? Look
at me hard. I'm Porto Rican in Ma
kiki, a great big man with a bark at
Thomas square, a porch climber at Ke-
waio and a footracer around 1 inch
bowl. Are you on? When you hear OF
the footpad. the burglar and the sus-
picious, that's me. Why if your police
would go as crazy as the citizens a
man would take his life in his hand
when he chased a car. I've got 'era
dopy; and L swear I've only turned two
or three tricks. And on the dead the
only fellows I've touched were the thor
oughbreds. for they haven't squealed.
Talk about your opera buff, why the
fun have is better than a box party
outtalking the chorus and orchestra.
Well here's the lay. l see that the
blokes hain't on and carries their gold
in their side pockets. If there was
crowd somewhere IL would be a dips
paradise. Bat I'm on the dead, see;
/ give any man run for his money.
Welt Ia been in town few days
when I takes on = little too much red
900 @3GG 5000 . $500 90 90
Of South America the Panama canal Is
shorter, and that commerce must hare
its consideration. 1 do not intend to
act preCipitately, and there are a good
many other Senators who feel the same 1
way. The question of route must be
determined after full consideration, /
and it viii BE- much better to leave its
to the President"
Senator Scott Of West Virginia list
aned to Hanna's talk and gave his cor /
dial and frequent assent. Senator PIatt !
Of Connecticut said he was willing to !
follow the lead of Hanna. Senator
Spooner listened and seemed to ap-
prove, but RETAINED from committing
imssif. Senator Teller Of Colorado
heard much OF the argument and
seemed impressed.
SECOND DAYS DEBATE.
WASHINGTON, Jan. S.-The second
lay Of the debate in the House OF the
y icarasua canal bill was opened by Mr..
5hacl.leford Of Missouri. a member OF
ne committee which reported the bin.
he spoke earnestly in advocacy of its
massage He believed that the Eads Te-
1uantSpec route was preferable TO any
Ench had been proposed, but he did not
mink the present a time for cavil He
ia no. Ike the Panama ro1te. but if the