The Pascagoula democrat-star. (Pascagoula, Miss.) 1878-1920, 1902-01-31
SCRANTON. MISSISSIPPI, FRIDAY, JANUARY 81 1902
Editorial and Otherwise.

EulIOIldl dllu OIllElWlSG.
Busybodies never have anything to
do.
Tho early suburbanite catches the
train.
An old shoe for comfort and O fresh
son for worry.
Hypocracy is homage which vice
pays to virtue.
Many game leg is the result of a
football game.
He who serves we'll need not be afraid
to ask his wages.
A report at headquarters is soldiers
definition Of o kiss.
/ tits not always the loudest grunter
that does the most lifting.
The poets fencies even extend to the
fancying of square meal.
He who trusts to luck must beg OF
him who works with pluck.
People seldom tell you how much or
how little they think Of you.
Moral suasion with the trusts is like
eating bean soup with fork.
The average mans intentions are
several laps ahead Of his actions
Nothing seems to succeed like the
success of our fool acquaintances.
As some seem to see 1t, friend is
good fellow to MAKO money out of.
Other animals are also bright, but we
hear the most about monkey shines.
The breezy man may not have the
means Of making draft on bank.
Girls show their dislike for mustaches
by setting their faces against them.
tis always easier to stand off and
critirise than 1t is to rush in and help.
One woman never really knows anoth-
er woman until their children quarrel.
It's oil we'll enough to pity the un-
fortunate, but it is better to help them.
There is something wrong with the
man that is avoided by babies and dogs.
The tramp never looks for Job, yet
he often steps into another mans shoes.
A man may be as honest as the day is
long and then steal something at night.
Men don't wear their hair SO long as
women-they most oil get bald-headed.
It's as easy to fall in love as into the
river and equally as hard to climb out.
Some people spend enough time griev.
ing over spilled milk to buy whole
COW.
Blind people are usually smart; they
have sight Of sense, but no sense Of
sight
With the exception of the reason it.
self, a woman has reason for every
thing.
It's an old saying that haste makes
waste, but that is no excuse for sloth-
fulness.
Some people who give skim milk to
the poor expect the Lord to credit it as
cream.
This is an age OF trusts, but most
wives know better than to trust their
husbands.
When man is in the soup, Of course
he gets hot. It's enough to make his
blood boil.
When couple marry under the rose
they usually walk on path OF thorns
ever after.
A man should tip his hat sometimes,
but there Is no reason why he should
tip his halter.
About forty bartenders attended SER
vices in Cleveland church, on recent
Su ,day, by invitation.
There is only one good thing about
the barnacle. He can not live always,
thank our lucky stars!
Men don't mind looking old II they
don't feel IL; women don't mind feeling
1t II they don't look 1t.
When your baby cries In church it Is
poor little thing. When some one
elss's baby cries it is nuisance.
II the eyes were really the windows Of
the soul some men would have to woar
opaque spectscles all the time.
A lady does not want doctor to kiss
her because she doesn't like to have q
doctors bill thrust in her face.
Woolens and furs do not impart heat
to the body, they merely prevent the
heat Of the body from escaping.
In the last thirty-three years s2lO,0oo,-
900 has been spent in this country upon
IN Indian population Of about 10000.
Order and system In the management
Of business should not be neglected
nothing contributes more to dispatch.
One Of the Buenos Ayers newspapers
has consultation room In which the
poor can get medical aid and medicine
free.
Out Of 100000 soldiers Of the civil
war whose heights were recorded, 6y3l'
were over ok feet three inches IN
height.
The happiest time In young man,
life Il when he discovers that he wet
biz moustachs while drinking out Of
saucer,
Catch : professional prsvAricator
with the inarmitiss bred in The bone, 1,
. falsehood. and he will lie out Of II II 1
takss : dossn.
+ soms men were = dishonest Ii
shsir business = they are n their poll