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The Democratic advocate., 1902-03-15
Dogs Advantage.

A Dutchman, addressing his dog, said:
''Mv dog, you have schnap. You vas
only dog und | vas man, but | wish |
vas you. You effery way has de best of
it. Ven you go NIT de bed in you shust
dern round tree times und lay down. Ven
go mid de bed in l haf to lock up de
blace und Wind up de clock und put de cat
out und undress myself und my wife wakes
up und scols me; den de baby cries und [
haf to walk him up und down; den may be
ven l shust go to schleep its time to get
up again. Ven you get up, you stretch
yourself und scratch couple of times und
you was up. I haf to light de fire und
put on de kettle, scrap some init my wife
alretty, and maybe ged some breakfast
You blay round all day und haf blenty OF
fun. haf to work all day und haf plenty
of tronble. Ven you die, yous dead.
Ven l die | haf to 60 to hell yet
The Democratic advocate., 1902-03-15
T Week udys Olily-
Sunday Trains.

On Sunday trains will leave Hillen Station al g. IS
a. m and 2.35 p m., Westminster Ills m. 416 p.
M arriving at Union Bridge at 1l45 a. m. and 4.50
D. m. Leave Union Bridge at 6.45 a m. and 4.05 p.
m, Westminster 40 a. m. and 4.3f p m, arriving
at Hillen Station at 907 a. m and 6.15 p. m.
Frederick Division Pennsylvania r. r. daily ex-
cept Sunday. )--Trains for Frederick leave Bruce
vile at S.3S, 9.35 and 1910 IN. and $50 and $50
D. M Trains for Taneytowu, Littlestown and
Columbia leave Bruceville 9.47 and 345 p. m.
Through trains for Hanover and Gettysburg and
points on Baltimore and Harrisburg Division leave
Baltimore, daily, except Sunday, at 7.25 a. m. and
1882 p m. Through cars for Gettysburg and inter-
mediate points leave Baltimore also daily, except
Sunday at 1912 a. m.
Passengers for and from Cherry Run. Williams
port p Y. and intermediate points, from and for
stations east of Hagerstown change at Hagerstown.
Orders for baggage calls can be left at Ticket
Office, No. DIS East Baltimore street. Baltimore.
J. NJ. HOOD, General Manager.
oct5 B. II. GRIswoLD Gen'l. Passenger Agent
The Democratic advocate., 1902-03-15

The telescope, 50 far from being, as is
generally ayerred, the outcome of the ia
nous experiment of Galileo, was known at
least 800 years before his time, while the
microscope certainly dates from the early
part Of the ninth century, although great
ly improved in the sixteenth by Jansen
and others.
The Democratic advocate., 1902-03-15
r UMBERl LUMBER
DRIvATE SALE.

The undersigned, agent, has for sale the
following described properties:
Dwelling house, No. 43, on Liberty SssS
street, Westminster; frame, part brick -
and part weatherboarded; 8 rooms and wide
hall on 1st floor; rooms and bath room on
I'd floor; cellars under whole building; gas and
water; well arranged in every respect
Lot No. Al, Liberty street; good newly
built stable in rear on alley.
Three lots on Fair Ground containing from
to q acres each; now in grass; will be sold
separately or jointly as desired.
Also farm of So acres, short distance from
the city of Westminster; Improvements are
large brick house, stable and other outbuild-
ings This land is of good quality and in
good conditions; well watered, &c. Will sell
II in whole or any part of it desired. There
are several fine building sites upon it.
Terms to suit.
Z. LYNCH, Agent,
sept so If Westminster, Md.
The Democratic advocate., 1902-03-15

Louisiana boasts white blackberries and
green roses.
Omaha daily bee., 1902-07-19
DAVID AND GOLIATH.
A Little she Pat OLD King Coffee
Out of Business.

When medicine fails, they sometimes
send sick people away to another climate
for their health. Sometimes the climate
does 1t. but more often they stumble on
the proper food to take. and then get
we'll.
A lady in San Diego tells OF a friend
who left her lone each December, for
the past two winters. to go to Cal. for her
health. She says:-"Almost all Of her
time was spent in visiting the doctor and
sitting in a big chair and watching the
clock to note the time for her next dose
Of medicine. Nervousness was her prin-
cipal trouble, and with others Of kindred
nature. made life for her a burden.
On the occasion Of her last visit, ]
begged her to give W the use Of coffee and
use Postum Conee. She replied that she
could not stop coffee. l said no more at
the time, but the next morning at break
fast, I passed her a fragrant. steaming
cup Of Postum, making It as 1t should be
made. After that, / had no more trouble.
and my friend drank no more coffee. But
the most surprising part Of the experiences
was the change that soon came over her.
We began to notice II within less than
a week. In less than a month her ner-
Yousness had left her. and in three months
she was a new woman in face, hgure and
health. / had not dared TO hope for so
much benefit. although l had been greatly
benefited myself by Postum. but coffee to
her system was simply poisonous. and ]
believe this Is the case with many others.
She returned to her home In December
and was married within less than two
months after. She never falls to give
credit to Postum for her health or hanks
to me for teaching her TO make Il prop
erly. and we'll she may. for Postum has
done for her what travel. doctors and med
icine failed 10 do."-Nsme given BY Pos
tum Co., Battle Greek, Mich.
Omaha daily bee., 1902-07-19
WILL REST IN ARLINGTON
Remains of Captain william wagner
ReisinEer I'll BE Inferred
I'm Military Cemetery.

WASHINGTON. July 1S.-The Navy do
partment today received confirmation OF
the news of the death Of Captain William
Wagner Reisinger, who was In command
of the cruiser Philadelphia when 1t left
Panama and who died of Panama fever
on the way to San Francisco. No further
details have been received. Captain Reis-
niger, according to reports received by the
family here. had not been in particular
good health during his stay on the isthmus.
His body will be brought to the United
States probably by Ranger when 1t comes
up from the isthmus and will be buried
in Arlington cemetery.
Captain Reisinger was born in Pennsyl-
vania and entered the Naval academy in
April. 1852. He had a long and honorable
career. .asiLi.
Omaha daily bee., 1902-07-19
TORNADO SWEEPS VILLAGE
Much Damage IL Wrought at Months
VILE, New York, by
Cyclone.

PLATTsBURG, N. Y. July ia tor
nado swept off Mofhttsville. a small viii
lage near D~annemora, In Clinton county,
last night, destroying a starch factory, q
carding mill. the Chateaugay ore and Iron
company's sawmill and other property.
The same storm sunk q steam launch in
Upper Chateaugay lake belonging to Seth
Thomas, the ~well-known clock manufac-
turer OF Connecticut, and destroyed his
fine camp and bosthouse on the same lake.
The storm also demolished the fine cot
tage owned by Frank Sawyer Of Chicago,
severely i~njuring one man.
CHESTERvILLE. Ont, July ia ey-
clone of great fury passed within a mile
of this town today and everything In its
path, about sixty rods in width, was de-
stroyed. The country presents a scene of
devastation. Dwellings are overturned and
dead cattle are lying at nearly every farm.
Several persons we're killed and a number
injured. The damage will exceed 100000.
Omaha daily bee., 1902-07-19
BAD cLoUDBURST IN KANSAS
Families Mt Piper Are forced to
Leave Home While Their
Stock is Drowned.

KANSAS CITY, July ia downpour Of
rain, amounting almost to a cloudburst,
at Piper. Kan, ten miles west of here,
tonight, caused the creeks in that vicinity
to overflow their banks and food the sur
rounding country.
Many farmers, with their families, were
forced to abandon their homes, leaving
their hogs and poultry to drown. One
house was washed from Its foundation,
The occupant had moved out, but Frank
Carter, q ~neighbor, who entered the house
for shelter, barely saved his life by jump
ing out Of a window before the house
crashed into a bridge. The tracks Of the
Kansas City & Leavenworth Electric line
are under two feet Of water for a quarter
of a mile.
Omaha daily bee., 1902-07-19
NAME THE NEW BATTLEsHIPs
Navy Department Makes Arrange
ments for Construction
of Vessels.

WASHINGTON, July 1s.-The Navy de-
partment today announced that the two
battleships to be built under the authority
of the last naval appropriation bill are to
be named Louisiana and Connecticut, and
the two cruisers Tennessee and Washing
ton. The battleship to be built at the
New York yard Is to be Connecticut. The
battIeship, will cost $4,212,ooo and the
cruisers s4.259,0 900 each. The tugs author
ICED by the act are to be built, one at the
Mare Island yard and the other at Boston.
Admiral Bowles has prepared an elabor-
ate plan for keeping the accounts In con-
nection with the cost OF Connecticut in
such order that when II is finished com
parlsons can be. made between the re-
speetive cost OF building ships In govern
ment and private yards.
Omaha daily bee., 1902-07-19
MISERY IN CLOTHES
THE EXPERIENCE OF A DRUG
GlST IN SANS VALLEY.
He Tells n Reporter the Simple Way
In which re Overcame the
DImeuIty.


II have had a great many experiences"
said Mr.. Albert L. Gall, a druggist OF
Sans Valley. ore, but the recollection
Of one Of them outshines them ALL"
what was that1" ventured a reporter.
"well, when / was a little fellow, about
~ or 10 years old, / began to be afnicted
with an eruption Of the skin. something like
diminutive boils. think the cause was an
hereditary impurity of the blood. Physi-
clans did not help me, and, in fact, their
remedies seemed worse than the disease. l
kept growing worse and the eruptions be-
came so numerous that II was a misery to
wear clothes. After a while my kidneys
became affected"
"Your skin looks clear now said the
reporter.
Eyes, the trouble was all cured years ago.
How? BY DR.. williams Pink Pills for Pale
People. l had heard OF what these pills
had accomplished in diseases OF the blood
and decided to try them. Relief came as
soon as could be expected and / continued
taking them until all trace Of the disease
had vanished. That was seven years ago
and l have had no return OF the trouble
since"
DR.. Williams Pink Pills for Pale People
are always successful because they go to
the root Of the disease. other remedies act
on the symptoms-these marvellous vegeta-
BILE pills remove the cause of the trouble.
Not only have they cured hundreds Of cases
similar to Mr.. Calls. but they have proven
themselves to be an unfailing specific for all
diseases arising from impure or impover-
inshed blood and weakened nerves-two
fruitful causes Of nearly all the Ills to
which humankind is heir. DR.. Williams
Pink Pills for Pale People are sold in boxes
at so cents a box or six boxes for $3.50, and
may be had of all druggists, or direct by
mail from Or. Williams Medicine Co..
Omaha daily bee., 1902-07-19
THREE KILLED IN A WRECK
Freight Trains Come TOsether with
Fatal Results and sixty
Cars Are Burned

RHINELANDER. Wis, July 1s.-In a
headend collision of freight trains on the
Minneapolis. st. Paul a sault Ste. Marie
road this afternoon. Charles Johnson and
William Raymond. engineers. and J. a.
Anderson, fireman, were killed. and Frank
Thorpe, a brakeman, was seriously injured.
The wreck occurred two miles west OF
Pemhine. The two trains crashed together
At full speed. Sixty cars heavily loaded
went into q ditch and. catching IRE. were
consumed. The men leave families at
Gladstone, Mich.
Omaha daily bee., 1902-07-19
Storm sweepn Denver.

DENVER. July 1s.-This city was swept
by an unusual windstorm about 2 O'Clock
today, followed by a drenching rain. The
wind blew at the rate Of forty-two miles
an hour from the northwest from las to
1850 O'Clock. The fall Of rain was half an
inch. w. P. Swallows, a prominent mer-
chant and postmaster at Kokomo, Colo,
was instantly killed there by . stroke Of
lightning today.
Omaha daily bee., 1902-07-19

the city will run into the hundreds Of dol
lars.
Andrew Spencer, a young man, had A mar
row escape from drowning.
A number Of bridges we're either washed
out OF made impossible.
The Nishnabotna river rose rapidly dur
ing this forenoon until It was more than
half a mile wide, and Is Rlmost rs HIGH
as II was a week ago.
Much Damage Results to bridges.
IOWA FALLS, Ia, July 1s-(special)-
The Board Of Supervisors we're in the city
last evening, having Just completed an in
s~pection Of the damaged bridges OF the
county. 1t finds that about forty Of the
county bridges have been either washed
out or so badly damaged by the heavy
rains Of the last few weeks that recon.
struction will be necessary and will in.
volve the expenditure OF thousands Of dol.
lars. No part Of the county has escaped
damage and It will take until late in the
fall to put the bridges and approaches IN
safe condition.
Hail Works Havoc with Crops.
WEBSTER CITY. Ia, July 1s.-(speciaI
Telegram. IA destructive storm OF hal
visited a portion Of the farming district
south OF this city last night. Hailstonet
as large as walnuts fell. Corn was stripped
OF it's leaves and small grain poundea
down. in the stricken district the storm
lasted twenty minute and at its oonclu.
sion the ground was white with hailstones
II Is believed that crops in this dlstrict
cannot survive.
CARROLL, Ia, July 1~S.-(Special. )-Th,
10-year-old daughter Of George Simons
who resides about FIVE miles east. was in.
stantly killed by lightning yesterday morn.
ing. The sky was clear here, but resi-.
dents Of this city heard a loud clap o
thunder about that time.
JOLIET, ILL.,. July 1s.-A rainfall o
nearly four inches last night and today haI
caused another flood in Joliet, overnowini
streets and yards adjacent to Spring ant
Hickory creeks. and creating alarm umoni
hundreds OF families. Several manufactur
ing plants have been compelled to close.
LINCOLN, Ill.,, July 1S.-This city and vi
entity we're visited by a cloudburst this aft
ernoon. Streets, cellars and Easements Fl
stores we're flooded. Considerable damag
was lone by hail.
Omaha daily bee., 1902-07-19

BOSTON, July ls.-An explosion Of sewer
gas which had permeated the cellar OF a
house In the Jamaica district wrecked that
jury TO several persons this afternoon. The
seriously injured are Emma Morgan. IS
years old. and Emily Houston, Is years old.
Omaha daily bee., 1902-07-19
OSCAR RECOGNIZES AMERICANS
KinE Gives Audience 90 OfieeFa OF
Unttsd States War ships
at christIenIa.

cHRIsTIANIA, Norway. July is,-Rear
Admiral Aren't S. Crowninshield. COM
mander-in-chie Of the European station;
Captain @. A. Converse Of the United States
flagship, Illinois. Captain J. z. Craig Of the
cruiser Albany, Captain ]. H. Dayton Of
the cruiser Chicago and Captain A. Walker
Of the cruiser San Francisco were received
in audience and had luncheon with King
Oscar today.
Omaha daily bee., 1902-07-19
Rubber Tree piseovered.

MELBOURNE, July lS.-In view Of the
shortage OF the rubber supply the an
nouncement Is made of an important dis
coVery OF India rubber and gutta percha
trees In German New Guinea.
Omaha daily bee., 1902-07-19

PORTLAND. Me. July ls-Mrs Robert
+. Peary and her daughter, accompanied
by Herbert I. Bridgemaa Of the Arctic
club OF Ee~ York, left here today for Syd-
ney, c. Il where they will join the Peary
relief ste ner Windsor.
Omaha daily bee., 1902-07-19

Your druggist will refund your money II
PAzo OINTMENT fails to cure Ringworm.
letter. old Ulcers and Sores. Pimples and
~BlAekheads on the face. and all skin dis
eases, 90 cents.
Omaha daily bee., 1902-07-19

The name must appear on every box Of
the genuine Laxative Bromo-ouinine Tab
lets. the remedy that cures a cold in one
day. - Lents.
Omaha daily bee., 1902-07-19
Insane Delegate Injured at Denver

DENVER, July 1s.-P. j. Enright. a dele
gate to the Hibernian convention from
self from a second-story window in the Toll
tee building with a cord. which broke. and
he fell 10 the alley below, breaking his
light leg. He was taken to st. Joseph's
hospital. 1t was feared that Mr.. Enright
had sustained internal injuries, but the at
onsly hurt. Mr.. Enright's friends say that
he was suffering from temporary insanity
and Imagined he was being pursued by
euemiaa-
Omaha daily bee., 1902-07-19
PrsmIsr. Hold Aaother c~onferenee

LONDON, July 1s.-Anothsr conference
of the colonial premiers was held tudAy al
the Colonial once. bat beyond \ desultcry
discussion II the general trade relations Of
the empire, nothing was done. Tia Id.
yantges and disadvantages OF nrefsrsatIa.
tariffs were discussed informally, but IN,
formulation OF concrete proposals was de.
ferred until a future occasion.
Omaha daily bee., 1902-07-19

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medicine establishes regularity, dries
weakening drains, heals inflammation
and liberation, and cures female weak
ness.
Weak and sick women, especially those
suffering from diseases Of long standing,
are invited to consult DR.. Pierce, by letter,
free. All correspondence Is held as
strictly private and sacredly confidential.
Address DR.. R. v. Pierce, Buffalo N. Y.
al take pleasure In writing to let you know
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Omaha daily bee., 1902-07-19
HumOrS

they ake possession Of h body, ana
are Lords OF Mlsrule.
They are attended by pimples, boils, the
itching letter, salt rheum, and other Gu
famous eruptlons; by feelings OF weakness,
lanRuor, general debility and what not.
They cause more suffering than anything
else.
Health, strength, Peace and Pleasure
require their expulsion, and this Is posi-
grateful testimonials, by
Hoods ~J0rSGpdriiLd
which radically and permanently drives
them out and builds up the whole system.
Omaha daily bee., 1902-07-19
CHICAGO BEACH HOTEL

10 minutes from heart OF city. Nc art
and dust. Situated on boulevard and lake,
It elst 81 BLVD Chicago. send for illus
Omaha daily bee., 1902-07-19
Red Oak FLOODED.

RED OAK, Ia. July 1s.-(speciai.)-The
heaviest rain OF the season visited this
section last night II began raining about
Q o'clock and by 1880 Red Oak creek,
which nows through the town. was a raging
torrent. The channel was too small 70
carry the great body Of water. which over
flowed into the town, making the streets
run like rivers. hllihg cellars and washing
away wooden sidewalks. At l. D. Aahby's
lumber yard a ear Of lime became Stacked,
setting the sheds on hro. and the Ere de-
partment was called out The damage IN
Omaha daily bee., 1902-07-19

FAIRBURY. Neb., July 1s.-(special y
During last night 2.4S inches OF rain fell,
accompanied by hail and a severe electric
storm. No damage is reported except that
wheat md oats In shock injured by
previous rains will in some instances be a
total loss. No railroad trains were run
after midnight.
NEHAWKA, Neb., July 1S.-(Special)-
A rain Of $50 inches fell last night, stop
ping all harvesting and threshing. The
grain is all cut except oats. Oats are very
heavy and badly lodged and considerably
rusted. Early potatoes have not yielded
SO heavy for thirty years. Quite a number
of farmers have threshed winter wheat and
report It turning out from twenty to thirty
Ave bushels per acre and the quality very
fine. much Of 1t testing sixty-one pounds the
bushel.
TRENTON, Neb., July 1~s.-(speeial Tele-
ram.)-Yesterday evening this vicinity
was visited by a wind and duststorm, fol-
lowed by a heavy rain and some hail. The
precipitation was over three inches. max
ing nearly eleven inches for the month.
No damage has been reported from the
storm.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1902-01-08
SOUTH Res1oN.s PeooREss.

The trade edition of the South Boston
News, which is just to hand. Is fine
tribute to the enterprise of our conten-
pcrary and the push and progress OF
South Boston. Brother I3eazley has done
his community a good service in print
ing such paper and we hope that he
and the News and South Boston will
have the success in the new year thai
they richly deserve. This edition of the
News is printed on book paper and is full
of "half-tore" iilustra tons, showing
prominent men and prominent buildings
of the community, and the mechanical
work is first ratio. But the best part Of
the paper is the splendid exhibit which
it makes of South Boston's trade and
Industry a number of new industries
have recently started up, and the year
1901 was a record breaker for new build
irgs-residences and business houses. But
for all that the demand for all classes
of houses is greater than the supply The
News has played prominent part in this
development and deserves the cordial
support of its constituency.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1902-01-08
A NEW ERA IN FAR MING.

TIE Rockbridge County News OF jan
uary &c has striking .artieleerpn Changes
On Farms Our contemporary starts out
by saying that one Of The marked changes
IN conditions of the, times recognized by
farming interests is the scarcity Of labor
compared with what it was a few years
ago. and that the farmers of Rockbridge
IRE fast approaching the conditions of
,he thrifty white communities of the
North and West, in which the male mem
beers OF the family do all the farm work,
md the female members all the house
hold work.
But the News is inclined to think that
this is blessing in disguise. It believes
that the more the farmers depend upon
themselves and Che members of their
own houshold to carry on their opera
tions, the better off they will be. AMI
we heartily concur IN the opinion ex-
pressed. Necessity is the mother OF In
vention.... SO the old p,overb says. and
the News tells LIB that because OF this
necessity the farmers are not only learn
tng TO do their own work. but they are
learning the value of iabor-sayins ma
r..a--s that with tbs employment OF