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Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1902-03-20
Philosophy of Life.

To assign any one to the Hot Place
offhand is rather summary pro
cedure.
What's amiss?" here asked the
stranger, observing the hubbub at
the wedding, after the elderly bride
had collapsed.
ITS a missus here now" was the
reply; she's SO overjoyed that she's
tainted"
A twitch of the eyelash means nc
more than a nod to a blind horse; a
switch of the whiplash means a great
deal.
1t is no great feat for hustler
to make the feathers fly. That's
what they grew for.
Lots wife was not the only woman
who has got into pickle by looking
back
1t is sometimes best not to give
chase to fugitive thought.
1t is possible to learn something
of the right even in the wrong pew
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1902-03-20


President of n urses' Association Watertown, NY
most distressing cases of inflammation
and liberation of the ovaries and womb
have known that doctors used Lydia
f. Pinkham's Vegetable COM
pound when everything else failed
with their patients. l have advised my
patients and friends to use it and have
yet 10 hear of its first failure to cure.
-Four years ago l had falling of the
womb from straining in lifting heavy
patient, and knowing of the value of
your Compound / began to use it at
once, and in six weeks was well once
more, and have had no trouble since.
am most pleased to have had an oppor-
tunity to say few words in praise of
your Vegetable Compound, and shall
take every occasion to recommend it. -
Miss VIRGINIA GRANEs.-ssooo forfeit If
nboue testimonial is not genuine.
Lydia x. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound has stood the test of
time, and has cured thousands.
Mrs. PinlSham advises sick wO-
men free. Address, Lynn, Mass.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1902-03-20

by local applications as they cannot reach the
diseased portion Of the ear. There * OMIT one
way to cnfe Deafness, and that Is by con. tilu.
tiOnal remedies. Deafness i caused by an IN.
famed condition Of the Mucous lining ~ tlya
Eustaehian Tube. When this tube gets iniialned
you have a rumbling sogod or imperfect hear.
ing and when u i entirely elO 81 Deafness Il
the result. and unless the Inflammation can be
taken Out and this tube 70. tofed 10 IT. n0rfnal
condition. hearing Will he destroyed forever:
nine eases ont 81 ten are cagsed by eaiarrh
which Is moi inG bat an iniaIned condition O.
the muceu sufid q.
We VII give One Hundred Dollars for any
case OF Deafness CAUSED by catarril that cannot
be eIlresi by HALL CatarTh Cure. send Tor cir.
eulars. free.
FL. CHENEY & 90. Toledo. o
a<-So!d hv pT1,~s,i p. To
HaiTs Family Pills are the hest.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1902-03-20

At the Hague Stanford Newell,
United States minister, unveiled the
window in the Anglican church pre-
scented by Mayor Low of New York
as an American memorial of the work
accomplished by The Hague peace
conference.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1902-03-20

According to correspondent in
Brussels. 1t is said there that the
United States will approve the sugar
convention, and that the American
minister to Belgium, Lawrence Town
send, has been ordered to conduct
certain negotiations with the Belgian
government in refernce to this mat
ter.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1902-03-20
Many School Children Are sickIx.

Mother Gray's Sweet Powders for Children. sue
eessfully used by Mother Gray, in Childrens
Home: New York, break up Colds in "a hours, cure
Feverishness Headache, Stomach Troubles
Teething Disorders and Destroy Worms. Ten
thousand testimonials. THEY NEVER FAIL.
AT all druggists, 25c Sample mailed FREE. Ad-
dress ALLEN S. OLMsTED, lie Roy, New York.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1902-03-20
MISS VIRGINIA CRANES
Tells How Hospital Physicians
Use and Rely upon Lydia Z.
Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pannd.

DEAR MRS. PINKHAM - Twelve
years continuous service at the sick
bed in some of our prominent hospi-
tails, as well as at private homes, has
given me varied experiences with the
diseases of women. / have nursed some
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1902-03-20
THE SAFE TRUSTS LOCK EXPERT
Knows More About Locks Than All
The Bank Robbers.

Knows More About Locks Than All
The Bank Robbers.
| II there is any man in the world
! that could transform himself into an
efficient burglar it is the EXPERT on
| combinations up in the office OF the
| ''safe trust" This man knows more
| about locks and vaults than all the
| bank robbers in the country. He can
open safe in Boston by telephone in
i've minutes, ordinarily. If bank in
Philadelphia loses its combination.
there is tumultuous ringing of
phone bells in the trusts Office. and
the boy at the switchboard shouts
| wildly for the expert.
We'll. what is it?" the opener of
| vaults shouts into the mouthpiece. his
tone showing that he is accustomed TO
such calls. This is the - bank.
The presidents gone home, and the
cashiers sick. I'm Mr.. -. Give me
the figures, please" The opener salts
tieS himself that the right man is ON
the other end. Then he looks up his
records, If he does not happen to re-
member the figures wanted. II is only
a matter of few minutes before he
is back at the phone, and in as many
more minutes the vault in philadel-
phia is opened.
1t happened the other day that a
Boston trust company was in trouble
about its combination The safe con
Germ was called up. and the lock. ex-
pert was summoned to the receiver.
The usual request followed, but by
some chance the openers good mem
DRY had forsaken him, and he had no
record of the particular lock in ques.
ton. The Boston officials swore loud
ly over the wire 1t was no use.
though, and finally they had to give ii
up.
Not long after the wire had been
vacated there was another ring, and
the opener found himself again in
conversation with the same people.
This time it was a request that he
come to Boston at once, hiring a spe-
cial train if necessary. 81 cant come"
he answered. There's too much to
do here in office hours. I'll take the
regular train Sunday"
Argument was of no avail and the
Boston bankers had to wait The com
bination was lost on Wednesday, and
for the next four days they had to Dor
row all the cash they needed hom
other companies. The Inconvenience es
! they endured by reason of inacces-
sible papers may be imagined.
This did not worry the expert. how
ever, for he knew that nobody else
could fill his place as well as he. and
so there was no danger of his being
discharged. He had been with the
safe concern for a great many years.
and his imperturbability was not to be
upset by trust company's temporary
troubles. He left the office at the
usual time every day. had his dinner
at home. and slept just as easily dur
ing those four days as though there
were no such things as bank safes. In
speaking of the occurrence he said --
| why didn't go? The ideal Do you
know that there are six or eight banks
that lose their figures every day? II
was better to leave one of them IN
lurch for four days than to have them
all in trouble for one day"
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1902-03-20

George Concannon, a jobber in the
Kafir market, London, committed
suicide. He had been in i'll health
and his affairs had been the subject
of discussion in the market for a
month past.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1902-03-20
Lanes Family Medicine

Moves the bowels each day. In order
to be healthy this is necessary. Acts
gently on the liver and kidneys. Cures
sick headache. Price Is and bOc.
James Wilcox was indicted for the
murder of Nellie Cropsey at Elizabeth
City, N. c.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1902-03-20

months. 10 get leave Of absence from my bug
mess and go INFO the country. Ibid so and got
temporary relief Invent back 10 WORK again.
stomach.
,Iseidom bsd a passage of the bowels safu-
rally. consulted another physician with no
better results. The disease kept growing mo
until ! had exhausted tho ability Of sixteen Of
R0chesfer's best physicians. The last rby sfcisn
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1902-03-20
EARLIEST RUSSIAN MILLET.

Will you be short of hay? II so plant a
plenty of this p'odi ally prolific mi let.
5 to 8 Tons of Rich Hay Per Acre.
Price, 30 lbs s1.s0; 100 lbs ss. DO Less Freight
John A. Salzer Seed Co, La crosse, Wis. G
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1902-03-20

The countess of Warwick, while
hunting near Harqich, England. was
thrown from her horse and badly
bruised.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1902-03-20

highly, Ihsve fold several people that Hfhey
would take bottle OF PerBns, and could fbcs
caHdidIy say that IL had nor be0e6fed Them,
would pay for The medicine -
A. c. LOckHART.
Send for free catarrb book. Address
'No pnrunn Medicine Co.. Columbus. u
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1902-03-20
Coughing Leads to Consumption.

Kemp's Balsam will stop the cough at
once. Go to your druggist to-day and get
gerous.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1902-03-20

At Matane, Quebec, Mrs. Arthur
Bonchard and nine children were
cremated by the burning of their
home.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1902-03-20

= A wind and hail storm at Omaha
wrecked several buildings and injured
many more.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1902-03-20

clTc Permanently Cured No fits nervousness AFTER
I'll first days use OF Dr. Klne's Great Nerve Re
sorer Send for FREE &c 90 trial bottle and treatise
DR. X. II. KLINE, Ltd, 931 Arch ST.. Philadelphia, Pa
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1902-03-20

I have used Piso's Cure for Consumption
with good results 1t is all right.-John w.
Henry, Boz 642, Fostoria, Ohio, Oct. 4, 1901.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1902-03-20

agreed not to drive for Sunday
funerals
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1902-03-20
Win. j. MORGAN & Finck.
FINANcIAL
THE ALTA MINES COMPANY,


G. Treau
Mlwauke
The orh Of The Alta Mines having
already
blocked in
its proposition the
specifically
of which will address upon request
The known sterling gentlemen
should
pecu We deem their proposition worthy
Strange it NOT ONE SHARE OF THIS CompANY's
STOCK GOES TO PROMOTER, share whether II
Of investor or the Of
each and soekfoder
We offering to investors portion Of
share remember. share, only.
We do not ask to send
will haresy
wish to invest in and give reasonable
Write to for Of and Magazine The
Alta Nugget II won't anything.
Respectfully
WIN. ]. MORGAN G FINCK.
Financial Agents.
Pabst Building Milwaukee
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1902-03-20

Each package Of PUTNAM FADE
LESS DYE colors more goods than any
other dye and colors them better, too.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1902-03-20

A strike of 1900 freighthandlers
in Boston threatens to tie up the
business Of that city.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1902-03-20

Maroczy won first prize in the inter
national chess tournament, with Pills
bury second.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1902-03-20

Two men were killed and three
injured in a powder-mill explosion
at Keokuk. Iowa.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1902-03-20

1t is given out on good authority
that j. Pierpont Morgan has acquired
the White Star line of steamers.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1902-03-20

Mrs. Winsiow's SOOTHING SYRUP for children
teething softens the gums, reduces inflammation
alIays pain cures wind colo. % cents bottle.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1902-03-20

The blue silk vest worn by Charles
l. on the scaffold was sold In London
for 200 guineas.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1902-03-20

Secretary Wilson denies that he IN
tends to resign.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1902-03-20

Mr.. w. =. Peterson,
OF Morris, H., says:
81 was nearly dead
with catarrhal dyspep-
sin and am now "A well
man, better, In fact,
than ! have been for
twenty years or more.
"Since | got cured by
your Pcruna | have been
consulted by n great
many people" W. Il.
Peterson.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1902-03-20

The Bank of st. Petersburg at Azov
is insolvent. The Russian govern
ment has taken charge of its affairs.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1902-03-20
Don't do anything till you see Mrs. Austin

Charles T. Yerkes has obtained con-
troll of fourth London underground
railroad.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1902-03-20

Edison's patents on the mutoscope
are declared invalid by the federal
court
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1902-03-20

Wait till you see Mrs. Austin.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1902-03-20

Colombian insurgents have cap
tured the important town of Aqua
Dulce.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1902-03-20

General Rios will probably be asked
to form a new Spanish cabinet
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1902-03-20

Have you seen Mrs. Austiu's new dress
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1902-03-20

Mrs. Austin is fine as silk
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1902-03-20

The site for the West Virginia
building at the st. Louis Worlds
Fair has been selected.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1902-03-20

lave you met Mrs. Austiu'
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1902-03-20
Take Mrs. Austin's advice.

Venezuela is reported to be yielding
to the German demands.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1902-10-23
A Question of Conscience.

Some folks" said the store clerk
"are too honest. Now I've had some
body come in TO me when the boss was
standing by. somebody that had bought
something Of me the day before, and
hand over two cents and say:
You gave me two cents too much
change yesterday, and I've brought 1t
back
He couldn't rest, you see, that man.
until he'd got that two cents off his
conscience and returned 1t. But in
getting rid Of that load himself he sim
ply shifted 1t onto me. Here's the boss
standing by when that two cents is
returned; and the boss says TO himself,
with his eye on me:
Hml Ii you make a mistake OF
two cents. you'd make one OF two dol
lars and so you see. that super-hon-
est mans return OF that two cents may
do me lot of harm.
The meaning of which Is. II | can
make myself clear that we don't want
TO be too blamed honest A man can
be too honest and worry himself over
tribes that he ought not to bother over.
Il should say that II the honest man
must bring two cents back let him turn
II In some time when the boss wasn't
round. New York Sun.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1902-10-23
Edison's Quick Repartee.

There is a sparkling, even dazzling
quality in Edison's repartee. which is
usually surprise TO strangers. People
generally approach the heavy, elf-con-
talned looking figure expecting replies
of ponderous technical Importance
hence their surprise,
The wizard was approached the other
day by an enterprising lightning rod
agent anxious for some word of praise
for his wares from the great man. Ed.
son was non-committal.
We'll" said the lightning rod man at
last, do you approve of lightning rods,
anyway?
1T depends upon the building" said
Edison.
But Is 1t any good In any case?
Would you advise their use on
churches, forlnstance?" yentured the
rod man.
"WelI." replied Edison, with n twink
lie they might be Of use on churches.
1t does look rs though Providence were
n bit absent-mlnded at times. Boston
Journal.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1902-10-23
M'klNlEYS DOCTORS
Have Never Rendered Any BILLS 4,
Their Services.

Have Never Rendered Any Bills for
Their Services.
Not one OF the seven local doctors who
performed sers ices In connection with
the Mckinley tragedy In this city last
year, says a Buffalo correspondent OF
the New York Tribune has received
any compensation thus far Neither
has any Of them any official or direct
knowledge that he will get any com
pensatlon. Notwithstanding statements
10 the contrary, none of the physicians
ever submitted bills for services, and
the entire subject of compenSa ton was
left wholly TO the Government In the
long time that has elapsed no Govern.
ment official has ever consulted any OF
the doctors ON the matter. The local
physicians who were In personal atten-
dance upon the President. or who were
called into consultation In the case,
were Drs. Matthew ID. Mann, Herman
Mlnter, Charles q. Stockton, Roswell
Park and Eugene Wasdin. the latter
being In the United States Marine Hos.
pital service. Drs. Henry X. Gaylord
and Herman G. Matsinger performed
the autopsy. assisted by some OF the
doctors named.
None Of the local physicians who at
tended President Mckinley or who
performed the autopsy have received
any compensation, declared DR.. Mann
this afternoon. Neither has any of
them been consulted In any way on the
subject 1t was agreed when the ques-
ton of compensation was first agl-
tated that no bills should be submitted,
and the agreement was observed. The
doctors simply permitted the Govern
ment to follow Its own course. In con
sequence none OF us know officially
what has been done or what will be
done. All we know Is that an item OF
$4,000 was put in the emergency bill.
That Information was derived from the
newspapers; In fact, all that we know
about the entire matter from the time
our services were performed until now
has been learned through the newspa.
pers."
Has any arrangement been made TO
divide the compensation II It Is al.
lowed?"
None whatever. We assume that,
II the Government allows any money,
the Government will arrange the APP
portionmsnt among the physicians. As
I understand 1t, DR.. Wasdin, because
he Ii In the Government service, will
not be included In this division. We
are leaving everything to the Govern
ment."
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1902-10-23
A Bird That. Hard to XIII.

Penguins have an extraordinary
amount of vitality and are harder to
kill than any ordinary cat. once had
occasion to kill large bird aboard
our ship. the Southern Cross. and.
making use OF the weapon next my
hand. | drove a large spike squarely
through the creatures head and fin
ished the operation by mailing 1t fast
to the deck That seemed to make the
job very complete. and ! went below
decks for dinner. Coming up an hour
later, my establishment was prodigious
on beholding the penguin. head erect.
fiippers out, waddling about. apparent
ly without thought OF the spike. which
still remained transfixed In his CRAM
um-C. L. Borehgreyink In I.eslle's.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1902-10-23
Taking the Onertory.

1t 10 told Of Dean Gilbert Stokes that
during a plague of influenza, which
laid low his verger as well as the two
church wardens, he asked a neighbours
coachman to take the offertory one
Sunday morning. Take the what.
sirT asked the man, completely mys-
titled by a word which to him was un-
known. go round with the bag and
take the offertory-the colleetion-ths
money from the people In the pews,"
the Dean explained. The coachman
seemed to understand what WAS re-
quired OF him and consented. The Of
fertory hymn began, and the coachman
started upon his new duties. Sudden
ly there was an unseemly interruption,
and he was observed TO be engaged in
angry alteration with two OF the con-
gregation seated in prominent part
of the church. The Dean peremptori-
~ summoned him to the altar rails.
What is III" he asked. In consterna-
ton. why" said the coachman,
there's two men in the best seats
what won't payr
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1902-10-23
Servants Paris
Are Bel Banished


Paris, just nov more or less ex-
cited over a nevase OF social life
which Is known the name "Corln-
thianism." 1t seentlrely too mag
nihcent a title forthlng of the kind.
IL really looks ton simplicity Ia life
as will result gnlly In the dlsap-
pearance OF the este servant. 1t
Is an application he theory of self
help to domestic to a degree as
tonlshing TO per- unfamiliar with
the eccentrlcltles Paris life. Even
the efforts at ecnical reform are
not seriously regd there.
The quality oforinthIanlsm" 10
shown best by YER party at which
the guests are lvers in the new
doctrine. The Is cook the meal,
lay the table. anb OF the youngest
persons present ss walters. This
Is the quality " the French are
supposed to prize highly, applied to
social life. In .helsehold, of course,
every person Is pected TO do his
own work.
The adherets "Corinthianism"
contend that~ityes the servant
question In addn to conforming to
the highest sociulles. 1t restores
people to the oral state In which
no classes exlsteG conforms to 9TH
er high social stalds. 1t may do all
these admirable Is, but there are
yet many personso think that 1t
would be better nc give a dinner
party Mt all than ave the guests
cook the dlnner.-NYork Sun.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1902-10-23

Napoleon began The study of English
during his Imprisonment in st. Helena.
His Instructor was Count Las Cases.
to whom Napoleon wrote the only let
ter hc is known ever to have written
in English II Is somewhat of liter
AIRY curiosity and not well known. so
il may be quoted here:
Count Las Cases-s;nce sxt week y
learn the English and do not any
progress. Sixt week do fourty and two
day. II might have learn fvty word. for
day. ! could know II two thousands and
two hundred. Ii Is In the dictionary more
OF fourty thousand: even he could most
twenty; bot much OF tens. For know II
OF hundred and twenty week. which do
more two years After this you will
agree that the study one tongue is a
great labor who It must do into the
young aged.