Hot Springs weekly star. (Hot Springs, S.D.) 1892-1917, 1902-03-14

question the pop.-Judge.
Miss withers-Are sou a marrying
man? He-What do you take me orr
Miss Withers-Oh, this Is 30 sudden!-
Town Topics.
Sue Brette-- How do you know the
gallery gods threw eggs at youy Ham
I.ette-How do I know? Ye gods. didn't
| catch them In the acty-Chtcago
News.
Observation-Disclosures means wttn0ut
q name. Write a sentence showing you
understand how to use the word. Small
Girl (writes)-"Our new baby Is anon
ymous."
Society-Society has to have its foun.
dation, you know. II suppose
"Eancy anybody trying to he anybody
IL there were nobody who was nobody!
New York Sun.
Never Too Young: The Child's Faith.
er-Doctor. don't you think that baby
is too young to submit to un operatton5
The Doctor-My dear sir. you can't be-
gin too soon.- Life.
evil there he any honor for the man
who discovers the North Pole7" Ger.
tainly! He will be a great life saver"
"a life saver:" "Yes; explorers will
cease going then."-Chicago News.
docs your wife do much fancy
work?' "I'ancy work? She won't even
let a porous plaster come into the house
without crocheting a red border around
1t and running q yellow ribbon through
the holes"
Little Wi,ie-Say. pa. what is the DIFF.
ference between biography and autobl-
ography: Photography, my Sol
shows a nan as he is. while autobiog-
raphy shows him as lie thinks he is.-
Chicago News.
why do you call the fast bicycle
rider II s%corcher?" Because he goes
at a hot pace. makes pedestrians boil
ing mad. warns up the police. gets
roasted in court, aud then thinks the
whole thing is q burning shame."-Tit.
Bits.
His Version: "What did papa say?"
HE showed me the door," "And whak
did you say?" II said 1t was certainly
a very handsome door. but not what I
had come to talk about. That made
him laugh. and n minute later you were
mine."-Tit-B Bits.
Doesn't 1t make you the least bit en-.
vious to see what elegant furniture
Mrs. Eyefy is putting into her house
next door?" mot Il bit. My husband
says 1t will he sold by the sheriff with.
In sis months-and Ill be there to buy"
Chicago Tribune.
The Stamp OF Poetry: 81 don't see
much poetry In this" he said. Don't
you?" she exclaimed: why. Just see.
There's 'methinksS and here liz may.
hap and. let's see-where Is that. now?
oh. yes here it ls-'huply'-why, it's
n of the poeticalest little things I
ever saw."-Exchange.
Suppose, Bobbie. that another boy
should strike your right cheek" asked
the Sunday school teacher. what
would you do?" "Give him the other
cheek to strike" said Bobbie. .'That's
right" said the teacher. "Yessum."
said Bobbie. land If he struck that I'd
paralyze him."-Exchange.
Coming to the Point: Mr.. Grogan-
What a power o. funerals they do be
havin' at the church these days. Shure,
it's shtarted me thinking. Miss Casey
Thinkin' av what? Mr.. Grogan-That
whin it come tonne fur my funeral
would ye be the widdy?-Philadelphia
Press.
MIR. Newlywcd Ito his young wife,
Jane. you didn't feed any tramps yes-
terday. did you? Mrs. Newlywed-No,
love. Why? Mr.. Newlywed-Oh, notll-
ing. An unknown tramp was found
dead beside the road just below here
with pie in his hand-that's all, Jane
Judge.
P%iscatorlal Delights: Mrs. Innocent
What did you enjoy most abou, your
fishing trip. dear? Mr.. lnnocent-I got
most excited when I was Keeling in.
my love. Mrs. Innocent bursting into
tears,-And to-to-th-think you PROM
Used me y-you wouldn't d-drink a drop.
Harlem Life.
what have you eve done to deserve
the office to which you aspireY' asked
the voter. Nothing" answered the
candidate. frankly; "if l had ever done
anything to thoroughly qualify me for
so Important "a position I could proba.
bly, make a great deal more money as
a private citizen."- Washington Star.
She-You know. John. you promised
me Il sealskin wrap and He-And
you promised to keep my stockings
darned. and you haven't done 1t. She
Well. you don't mean to say you'll
break your promise on that account?
He-Weli. it's just like this: You don't
give a darn and | don't give a wrap..
Philadelphia Press.
Mis- Knox" said the hostess at din
ncr. your little boy doesn't seem to
ave mlrh appetite" NO. he doesn't.
hats Il fact" Don't be bashtui. vii.
lie" the hostess urged. "Wou't %
have some more of anything:" no.
niatlm." Willie replied. III filled uD
IN ~coolsies before I come. cause
heard INA tell pa we wouldn't get much
ilere."-Tit-Rits
II want to announce that I'm a can.
iidate for State Senators" said Nuritch:
can't you start my boom In your pa.
.'er!" Sure" replied his TREND. the
'ditor. "and I'll print II in a way that
will be sure to attract the attention Of
he machine leaders. Well say: Mr..
''ainnel Nur'tch announces his candi-