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Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1902-12-21

'She Meets Him at 2 A. NJ
young Entries on the Confidential
that the Real Thing and the Book
haven't even a speaking acquaintance.
But no. They just mass-on-tackle
until they've got him over the line.
1t is alleged that married men hold
out the covered hand to their brothers
who staid out Of the game, and I guess
this is no sleeping vision.
Instead of them doing the Nice
Thing, they pretend to you that they
are running a small Paradise. and
every married woman hands you the
bogus statement that her husband
"has never said a cross word" to her.
Sometimes she grinds off her molars
after she says 1t. Then again she
doesn't. It all depends upon how hard
she throws the brakes on her tenn
per.
Married people like to get bach
clor up to the house and fizzy-dlzzy
him into the belief that everything is
to the Serene and Blissful. They hug
and kiss each other in his presence
and give him other tender entertain
ment calculated to show him that he
isn't in it a little bit But don't get
discouraged. You never can tell what
you We Drawn Illl the printed Sheets
are sent out. You left the house be-
fore the show was over. Forget some
thing-your hat or coat, or any old
thing-and return five minutes later,
and before you ring the bell you'll
hear them showing the scenery around
for the last act Its all to the Rough
House!
You did,"
II didn't
You did,
II didn't
II say you DID,"
II say T DIDN'T!!!"
And on the last strenuous didn't"
she sweeps out of the room boo-hocing
and slams the. door SO hard that it
shakes the snow all off the trees in
the winter scene her sister painted.
I overheard q pleasant little chat
like this one night after left q GER
tain Happy Home, only in this case
the husband in his wrath called me
SO many mean names that I was just
nervous to reach in and hand him a
few. I am afraid some OF tho neigh
bors heard mo calling him a uar from
whore stood Hs said no thought
was disroputabls. red-nosed Gloomy
Gus, and other things too numerous
to mention. And ha had the nsrrv
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1902-12-21

Then think Of man on Sunday
morning trying to shave himself while
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1902-12-21

which way to stand SO he could see
you. / often thought what cinch 1t
would be to do a. nice. complete little
business with that roll he carried in
his vest pocket. l made several over
lures. but always lost my nerve when
] got my NIT as far as the pocket
opening, and finished up by playing
with the buttons on his vest. I'll adj
nit my work was very lu1npy, but
] was only beginner. / was always
thinking how awful ii would be if
he'd Quick reach his fingers down into
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1902-12-21
The South Dakota Case.
Savannah News.)


The case OF South Dakota against
North Carolina Is moving along towards
q decision without exciting a great deal
Of attention. In our dispatches yesterday
1t WAS stated that ths Supreme Court
had been asked to nx 4 date for hearing
and that q favorable response
had bean made Nc doubt the case viii
be decided this wtntsr soue Tina
This case Il interesting to other states
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1902-12-21

al! is lovely back OF the front door.
but sometimes they just must back up
their trouble-cart to somebody's door.
and I always seem to be picked out
for the unloading of the marital woe
spiel. I wonder il some sucker, whom
I've cheered up, has gone to work
and chalked my shanty. Anyway.
they all come to me. Maybe my face
reflects sympathetic soul. If so, I'll
see a specialist at once. I've never
been accused of distributing any large
packages of kindness, however. I'm
not in that business. I'm a lawyer.
But I can't help plying these poor,
"down-trodden denizens" Of the mat
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1902-12-21
Spend Christmas Mt Home-Greatly
Reduced Rates Via Norfolk and
Western Rni7wny. Account Christ
mnS HOLIDAYS.

Es..ts Will be sold on tho following
dates: TO points on Norfolk and Western
Railway. Dec. q. q. a. 8. q, 80. 81. and
Jan. /. to all points south OF the Potomac
and east OF the Mississippi river same,
dates as above, except Dec. 2. all gopa
for return passage until jan 8. 1863 To
students and teachers with proper eer-
tifcates these tickets will be sold Dec.
10 to q, final limit Jan 5. 1908 Round
trip rates from Richmond to Norfolk.
$3.50: LynchburS. $500
For tickets and further information.
apply Richmond Transfer Company. no
East Main street.: ticket agent, BYRD.
Street Station. or at compsny's olaeA
S$3 East Main street: John e. WaRnaR
City Passenger and Ticket Agent =.
C.. H HALEY.
0ey1a0OA 1AAao0 -
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1902-12-21

"She Wants the Mirror When He Is
Shaving
that pocket and find mine there. I
get quaky all over every time think
of it.
But this fellow did have the way
ward eyes, though. / don't know what
he always looked at his ears for May
be he wanted to see what pleasant
word looked like when he heard it
Well, what ] want to get at it this:
This old Hot Water Bag, with the
Backward Glance, was good enough
looking to capture a wife. 1t wouldn't
be pinning any rosebud on her lapel to
say that She captured him. But that
doesn't make any difference. She
knitted UP with him Just the same.
and their marriage certificate was
framed and hanging there in tho par
Tor with an evergreen on one ear, and
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1902-12-21

rimouial work-house. They need some
body to bandage up their troubles.
am not very handy with the arnica.
but I always do the best can. tell
them that st. Peter has got the very
pest seats in the house reserved for
them, while we have to go In at the
side door and way up to the nine
tenth balcony. with no opera glasses.
But somehow they don't enthuse over
my steaming lingo about their re-
ward In the Hereafter. They're just
that reckless that they don't care
where they go after this curtain
drops. They're willing to take
chance at anything. It can't be worse.
MIKE BIAAHAH.
The Jennings daily record., 1902-07-09

Mrs. John Henry is on the sick
list.
Dr.. E. I. Hall is quite sick with
the fever.
w. S. Shelton was in town on
business from Lake Side yester-
day.
f. G. Crow returned from a
business trip to Crowley Tues.
day.
e. S. Streater CT Lake Arthur,
was business visitor in town to-
day.
Rev. G.. N. Williams went to
Estherwood this morning on bus
mess.
V. M. Twitchell and R. M
Stanley did business in Lake
Charles Tuesday morning.
J. K. Fry of Muscatin, Iowa,
is mere prospec ting. Heexpects
to remain about two weeks.
A. E. White, manager for the
American Rice company of Low
rey is in town on business today.
Miss Mary Wilkinson returned
from Franklin Monday, where
she has. been on visit to her
brother.
Misses Pearl Cary and Bern
ice Jaenke went to Welsh this
evening to spend few days Wis
iting friends.
M. E. Hubert has returned
from| an outing in Texas. He
visited Marlin, San Antonio, Gal
weston and other points of inter
est.
The Rebekah lodge will meet
tonight in their hall at 8 o'clock
Election of officers will be held
and all members are urged to be
present.
The reception at the residence
of T. G. Mahaffey last night ir
honor of Rev. and Mrs. Gonzales
was we'll attended. Refresh
ments were served and a pro
gram was rendered.
The members of the Christian
church gave pound social last
evening to Rev. G. N. Williams
their pastor, and his father AND
mother, Mr.. and Mrs. N. G. Viii
liams. A supply of good things
was left, and every one enjoyed
tho ovoninp
The Jennings daily record., 1902-07-09

Frank Breese sells Alpine safes
because they are the best.
The Jennings daily record., 1902-07-09
Notice..

Jennings, La, July 8, 1902.
There will be a meeting of all
members of the retail Merchants
Protective association at the Of
fee of J. P. Black, Wednesday
evening, July 9, 1902, at 70 clock.
B. L. PARKER, SECRETARY.
The Jennings daily record., 1902-07-09
Window C1a$
Summer Rates on X. c. S.


Round trip summer excursions
from Lake Charles to Mena, ST.
loan Springs and Sulphur
Springs, Ark. Open round trip
rate, sale June Is to September
30, limit, October 81. Sloan
Springs, s2O.75, Sulphur Springs
s2l.55; Mena, S14.55. Passengers
desiring to visitall Of these points
can get round trip ticits between
these points year round.
Special, Shooting tournament,
Cado Gun Club, Shreveport, for
which stake money will amount
to $1,000. Round trip 1920. Sale
June IL to 18; limit June 49,.
w. D. MCCLARE, Agt.,
Kansas City Southern Ry
Lake Charles, La,
The Jennings daily record., 1902-07-09
For Sale.

Family mare for sale, good
driver, single or double can be
seen at S. H. Garvers, East sec.
Ond street. 153.1w
The Jennings daily record., 1902-07-09
200 Screen Doors

200 Screen Doors
on hand. Made to wear out of
best cypress lumber and galvan
lied wire. Window screens made
to order. Phone 1O5.
12l If H. F. JAENKE.
The Jennings daily record., 1902-07-09
Feed.

have in stock a large supply
Of oats and Purina feed, which I
will sell at prices that are very
low. A. D. .MCFARLAIN.
The Jennings daily record., 1902-07-09

Farmers wishing deep wells
for irrigating will do well to see
Bert Ritter. 65tfd&W
The Jennings daily record., 1902-07-09

Owing to change in firm all
parties owing US are requested
to call and settle by July 18th.
l59tf SCOTT BROS.
The Jennings daily record., 1902-07-09

State Normal School Of Pennsyl-
vania, closed the session with a
paper on "What Our Schools
Owe to Child Study
The concluding session of the
National Council of Education
devoted to exercises in honor OF
the memory of those members
who have passed away since the
last convention. Among the
number was Charles G. Rounds,
Francis Wayland Parker and
John Henry Barrows, president
of Oberlin college.
Much interest centers in the
open meeting to be held this
evening, when Archbishop Ire
land will address the delegates
on the subject Of the influence
and responsibility of the teacher
OJennings Lumber Co., Ltd
has justreceived some new select
cypress dressed four sides for
nice inside finished. 124-tf
Round trip summer tourist
tickets to the principal summer
resorts on sale via the Q. & C..
route from June 1st to Septen-
Der 80 1902. Limiled to Oct. 81,
1902.
For information regarding
rates, etc, address nearest Q. &
G. ticket Office, or
r. w. BONDS.
T. P. A.,
Meridian, Miss.
Frank Breese sells Alpine safes
The Jennings daily record., 1902-07-09

wWater clstel rs, OIL tanks
for wagons or reservoirs, see j.
B. Killinger, Jennings, La.
The Jennings daily record., 1902-07-09

House to rent, inquire G. N.
Aylsworth.
The Jennings daily record., 1902-07-09
Mome Mappenings.

interesting Items Concerning jennings
and the Neighboring Country.
The Jennings daily record., 1902-07-09
Wanted to Buy.

Some lots in the town of Lake
Arthur, La. address postoffice
box AZ Lake Arthur, La. w4t
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-09-01

PORTUGUESE VOTE

Editor Evening Bulletin: The ac-
ton of Republican party managers IL
regard to representation Of the POrtu.
guese colony seems to the writer to be
weak and vacillating Especially Is this
true in the matter OF proportional rep
rcsentation. The question at issue Is
simple and TO men whose only aim Is
for the good Of the party, is one that
is easily solved.
The Portuguese have elected as their
standard bearer two young men whose
record will stand any test, and who will
add strength to any party. They also
are a decided improvement over some
Of our last Republican representatives
and the equal OF any named so far for
the next Legislature. Those two men
represent at the lowest. 500 voters in
the Territory and four years from now,
in a rapidly increasing electorate such
as the Portuguese will be. they will
number 1900. But they represent more.
people always standing for the right
and who as a whole have contributed
more to the general welfare Of this
country than any one class.
The Portuguese colony. like the vast
majority OF voters in the Territory are
undecided as to which of the two great
parties they will join. In forming q
non-partisan party at the present ini-
tial stage of politics they have shown
that whatever party they join their
choice will be final. They already have
shown preference for the Republican
party by asking for representation and
If they are met half way in an honest,
straightforward manner, II we concede
to what consider a fair demand. II
we also on our part nominate honest
Independent candidates who will advo.
cate honest, progressive Legislation. the
Portuguese colony will swing into the
Republican column.
Is 1t good policy for party managers
10 consider only the present and that
in an autOcratiC way. rather let the
policy be the laying of a solid fOunda-
tion for the future. by casting aside all
self interest and by using all our ener-
gies in the carrying out OF policy that
will bring an influx of new blood into
our party and so safeguard the future
OF Republicanism in this Territory.
REPUBLICAN VOTER.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-09-01

ment. is to have your wishes repre-
scented to the President OF the United
States through an elected representa-
tive in harmony and in support OF his
great administration. The people OF
the United States are Just waking up
to the importance of the Islands. After
the newspapers had announced that |
was to make a trip here was called
upon by no less than three great Amer
lean journals asking me II | would not
present my views through the public
press OF the Hawaiian conditions
While was coming here on a pleasure
trip, a sort OF second honeymoon af-
tair, which am enjoying, finally did
consent, and although | may not write
very well, and may not give a very
correct view OF the people Of these Isl.
ands and what they need in the way
or legislation, 1t will give me great
pleasure, and ! hope you will have tho
opportunity of reading what | NAV
write in Golfers Weekly. ] assure Won
that one OF the things that shall saw.
and with as great strength and force as
! am capable of. Is that it Is nv own
Judgment that you will not be fairly
dealt with until every revenue collect
ed in these Islands is turned over 70
you for your own development. CHearty
applause
Fire Claims Work.
Still speaking OF local matters, hap
pened to be a spectator last session of
an incident when one Of your citizens
came to Washington to secure leglsla-
ton for the payment of your fire
claims. | believe from what observed
there that that gentleman. had he
been there earlier to present the matter
TO the House as he did to the Senate.
would have secured the same favorable
action in the House that he secured in
The Senate. That is one special case
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-09-01

that has come to my observation.
Whatever you have achieved through
Congress you have achieved by the
hard work OF men you have sent there
without certificates OF election behind
them, lApplause.) Our government
mas taken Hawaii into her arms as q
tender mother takes the tired child.
not to wrong or to injure, but to give
the help OF the mother, and whatever
aPpeal comes TO the American people
through the Republican party will
come to the ears OF gentle mother.
attuned to good will toward mankind.
attuned to the obliterstion OF race
prejudice, and as the mothers deals
with her child, so will the great Repub-
lean party deal with you, because she
hopes and expects that you will realize
her highest aspirations for you. She
hopes the time is coming, and coming
at no distant day, when you will no
longer be Territory, when with your
glad consent We will place the Hawa-
Ian star in the galaxy of the stars of
the other States.
My fellow citizens. it has given me
great pleasure to be with you here to-
night. Proud of my country as | am,
and of the many generations of nv
forefathers who have moved in il.
proud as am of the great powers that
are Joined together for the uplifting
II mankind; proud as am of what ia
.omlng to our country, am proud in
Iced that such people as have gathered
acre tonight have come into the citl-
;enShlp Of the great Republic. am
glad to welcome you to the American
citizenship. 1t is the only title to no.
]iIity we have to confer But such AZ
ne have, it is the badge of the highest
'.der, the declaration OF American citi-
CONTINUED on Page ~
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-09-01
VERY FAST TRIP.

San Francisco, Aug. 2O.-The Ameri-
can bark Willscott, owned by Hume.
in this city, is reported as having made
the run from New York to Hongkong
in the remarkably fast time OF lO4 days,
carrying a cargo of case oil. The bark
was only eighty-nine days in reaching
sunday Straits, on the passage out
from New York. Captain Malcolm OF
this city is in command OF the vessel.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-09-01

II Is Real Pleasure to us to speak
tavorably OF PAIN-KILLER. known al
most universally to be a good and safe
remedy for burns and other pains OF
the body 1t is valuable not only 10.
colds in winter, but for various summer
complaints, and should be in every
family, The casualty which demands
II may come unaware.-Christian Adj
voCate. Avoid substitutes. there is but
one Pain-Killer, Perry Davis. Price
25C and 5OC
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-09-01

William WatsOn's poetic feet might
he considered as swifter than those Of
the English laureate, Alfred Austin.
The former poet had his coronation ode
published first.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-09-01

FOR SALE Lodge G. Shipley power
lathe, drill press, pipe cutter,
cuts up to six inches; all new ma.
chimes, now on hand in Honolulu;
also one steam launch. w. H. Pain,
Punahou. 2l26.tf
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CONTINUED from Page 81

has made possible that the highest
heritage will be thought of by every
American mother as she bushes the
protest Of her babe on her holy breast,
that her boy may live to become the
President Of the Republic. (Applause)
Not Attacking Democrats.
In speaking of the achievements and
progress OF the Republican party am
not attacking the Democratic party,
although the fact Is that the Demo.
cratic party is SO torn, rent and divid.
ed in the United states that II has
strayed so far from the teachings Of
rs early leaders. that God only knows
whether there is a Democratic party,
or whether it is living or dead.
daughter and appause.)
For Financial Honesty.
Then the Republican party took up
the question Of the nations financial
honesty. Born Of tire burden of bad
times which came simultaneously to
the United States with the admins.
tration of the Democratic party, they
say by ChanCe-well. Wen let the PEG.
pie judge for thpmselvos-but born
out Of the burden of bad ines and
manufacturing paralysis. born CIT Of
conditions resulting in millions of idle
men and millions OF unhappy homes.
resulting In distress to rich an! Do T,
there arose a guerrilla party in the
United States, ba7King under he
grand old banner 81 Democracy and
undertaking TO disCredit the financial
honesty Of the nation before all other
nations. You don't understand what a
terrible battle was fought by tie Re
publican party, which never wavcrcd
finish, and today one of the grandest
things is and hone 1t will be to you
when you 20 into another country, that
] can take a dollar of my country, pa.
per, gold or silver. into the four cor
ners Of the earth, and can buy as much
for my dollar as any favored citizen
Of that country can with his best dol
lar One Of the prOudest things to me
Is that the Goddess Of Liberty on the
American dollar can at last hold up
her head and look the world in the
face and that the eagle on the other
side can spread out his tail feathers
and rejoice.
| These are the most important bat.
ties and victories of the Republican
party. What have they done for us?
Today We are the foremost nation of
the world in manufactures. in agricui.
ture; we are the foremost nation of
the world in our own internal com.
merce. We make more. we buy more
and sell more than any other country.
There are more homes owned in the
United States by the men and women
who live in them than in all the other
nations in all Climes.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-09-01

FOR sALE-Corsl rock for filling. Ad.
dress r. M. Duncan, at Bulletin Of
nee. l99l.tf
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-09-01
FOR RENT.

NATeRHoUsE & PopmoRE, 80 s.
King st. cor. Bethel, are offering:
COTTAGE OF rooms at Waikiki.
RESIDENCE Of Fred. T. P. Water.
house, Wyllie St, Nuuanu Valley,
near the Rapid Transit Terminus.
AGENTS
Phoenix Insurance Co. Of Hartford.
Columbia BarLoek Typewriters.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-09-01

FOR SALE-Fine lot on College Hills,
100x $50; Sll00, terms to suit. w.
l.. Eaton. 22Q6.tf
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-09-01
GASOLINE ENGINE FOR SALE a

horsepower gasoline engine, in
perfect condition. Apply to NJ. L.
Smith Superintendent of The Homo.
lulu Clay Co., Ltd, telephone white
1921. or to Castle & Lansdale. Stan.
genwald Bldg. 2l65.tf
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-09-01
Born Democrats.

DOTH bcHloCTdtS.
Today the American citizen gets
more for what he does, and can have
fatter baby than any other people ON
the face OF the globs. QaughterJ |
don't say that the Democratic party
could not have done just as much. but
do thank God that II did not have the
chance TO try. The good Democrats
are so because they were born so.
daughter Now. Is there is anything
IN the world that man ought not TO
do, II Is to stick to what he was born
TO whether he is right or wrong. and !
am afraid that some of the trouble here
arises out of the fact that many of our
best people are sticking TO what they
were born to. without regard to tho
future. Here's another thing.
Equality and Protection.
] say 1t with confidence and pride.
The American people took you in I'M
der the folds Of the nag. They have
given TO you, as they can understand
II, the same measure OF equality and
protection that we have on the Main
land. But II there are any people in
these Islands who expect that the time
will come when they are to 20 out from
under the protection of the flag they
might just as well stop thinking il now.
The American people never raised the
flag anywhere except In honor, and
they never put up the flag of Gods land
IN En nannla nj tYit
them opportunities. and IL never took 4
foot on this great footstool to plant
its flag that all the nations and he'll
could ever take II away prolonged
applause)
When we took these Islands we were
already face to face with a great armed
conflict. with the power of Spain, and
every energy OF the Republic was d.
rected 10 meet that issue. There has
not been an hour since when the best
effort of the Republican party has not
been demanded to meet the grave is
sues that grew out OF the war with
SDain.
The Organic Act.
w 'S'ih nv 'Apt'N 'hhN Nh' tl'uh
American Congress at critical time in
Its mighty effort could give as much
thought and attention to the needs of
this new Territory for the benefit OF its
people as II could in times OF profound
peace, when no perpleXing problems
were confronting il. Yet | point with
pride TO the fostering care OF the
United States in the passage OF the Or
ganic Actor Congress then was filled
with mighty problems, to give you
TO meet the situation in the
way OF Legislation, rather than nothing
at all, and this is TO be wondered at.
know that the whole thought of the
committee Of the two houses who had
that problem in charge, was directed
not to know what would benefit the
United States, but what was best to be
done in the way Of legislation for the
people OF the Hawaiian Islands. Gap
plauseJ That Organic Act was neces-
sarily imperfect and incomplete. 1t
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-09-01

TO lET-Cottages, all modern an
provements; $40 to 500. Apply 10
A. G. Cunha, I'd house above Nor.
mon Church. 22O2.lm