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The Washington times., 1902-12-16
ALASKA NO FIELD FOR
THE AMBITIOUS YOUTH
Dr. Jackson Tells Salaried
Men to Stay at Home.

The Rev. DR.. Sheidon Jackson. United
States general agent Of education in
Alaska. delivered an address coheernIng
the condition OF that country al
meeting OF the Mems Club Of the
Memorial Lutheran Church last night.
DR.. Jackson has for twenty-five years
held his present position. and is
thoroughly conversant with Alaskan af-
fairs
In his address. DIT. Jackson gave
general outline OF the educational and
religious work that has been &C
complished in Alaska. He said that at
present there were thlrty-three public
schools in the country. and about
seventy-fve Protestant churches. besides
a number OF Roman and Greek Catholic
churches. The chief industry OF the
natives and the white population. Of
which there has been great influx in
the past year, is gold mining. while other
resources are the canning OF salmon,
which nets between $1,000 COO and $5.-
coo, coo annually; copper mining: marble
mining, and the ell fields. These pro-
ducts are all valuable. and their sale
has been the source Of much pros
perity.
While the country Is generally pros
porous, Dr.. Jackson said, however. that
he does not consider It a field to be
sought by ambitious persons. The man
who has a remUnerative position in
this part. OF the country had better re-
main here. he said
The Washington times., 1902-12-16
WILL BECOME
DR.. LORENZ'S PATIENT
EX-RepreSentative Has Dis
located Shoulder.

Ex- Representative John D. Anderson. Of
Nicholas county. ". Va, is a guest at
the National He stopped over to pass
the day with old friends in the House.
whom he has not seen for several years
Mr.. Anderson is on his way TO New York
to consult Dr. Lorenz, Of Vienna. about
his right shoulder. which was injured
some years ago IN a railroad wreck.
a number OF surgeons have been con-
suited, but he has never regained full
use of the arm. Correspondence with the
eminent Austrian surgeon has convinced
the Representative he can be much
benefited. and be viii remain IN New
York under the surgeons care until the
latter leaves the country for home.
When the ex-Representative was a
member Of the House, the late Speaker
Reed and he engaged in many disputes
over rulings. Talking Of Mr. Reed. the
Congressman said:
The late Speaker was a wonderful
man. or humble parentage. he rose to
be the most eminent parliamentarian the
country has ever known.
He was man of strong likes and dis
likes, and bitter partisan while
member Of the House. l have been the
victim Of his sarcasm more than once,
and / assure you it had a sting. But the
next moment the Speaker had forgotten
II and was the same good hearted man as
before. Of large frame and quick
ted. he was feared by many members.
but always noticed he cared more for
those who showed fight than for those
who simply took what he said without
comment"
The Washington times., 1902-12-16
SCHOLARSHIPS AT LEHIGH UNI
vERSITY.

Lehigh University, situated at South
Bethlehem. Pa, has placed at the dispO-
sal Of the principals OF the public high
schools OF Washington seven honorary
scholarships as follows: One each in
the classical or Latin-scientihc course
TO the Central. Eastern, and Western
the technical OF scientific courses to the
Central. Eastern. and Western High
High Schools and the Manual Training
School No l. These scholarships. en-
titling the holders to free tuition for
for four beginning September. 1908.
are 10 be awarded TO students OF extraor-
dinary ability and scholastic attain
ments.
The Washington times., 1902-12-16
DIVIDENDS DECLARED.

The following dividends have been de-
clared by the Comptroller Of the Cur
rency, In favor OF creditors OF the in
solvent banks named: Pynchon National
Bank, OF Springfield. Mass. per cent;
First National Bank OF Newport. KY. 4
per cent; German National Bank, Of
Louisville. Ky. 60 per cent.
The Washington times., 1902-12-16

delegation OF Arapahoe county, and this
would change the complexion OF the Leg
islature on a joint ballot Thus would
be wrought the defeat OF Senator Teller
whose term expires in March 1903.
Many Democrats OF the State are
threatening to organize the members Of
that party IN the upper house. and coun-
terbalance such action by refusing 10
seat certain Republican members Of tho
upper house, but It Is said that senator
Teller has refused to sanction this on
the ground that it would disorganizc the
State Legislature TO such an extent that
81 would be impossible TO pass appro-
priation measures and other bills nee
essary TO the welfare OF the Common
wealth
The Washington times., 1902-12-16
FRATERNAL OFFICERS ELECTED.

The following officers have been elect
cd by Adah Chapter. No 8. o. E s.: Mrs.
L. E. Cox. ". NJ: Charles J. Gawler, W.
p; Mrs Martha Spencer. A. NJ: Mrs.
Grace c. Hunt, secretary (re-elected) !;
Mrs. Grace Holzclaw. treasurer; Flor
ence Henderson. conductor; Mrs. Vina
Calhoun. assistant conductor.
The Washington times., 1902-12-16
Interests Of State.

The interests Of the State are more
important than mine." he is quoted as
having said on the eve Of his departure
for Washington.
Friends OF Senator Teller say there
are no grounds for the charge that the
election In Arapahoe county was notori-
ously fraudulent Among these friends
are a number OF Republicans. They do
not believe the Republican members CT
the lower house will vote as o uni. for
the unseating OF the fifteen representa-
uves referred to, as some OF these were
elected by more than 5000 majority.
The refusal OF one member OF the ma
iority party OF the lower house to vote
TO unseat the Democrats would defeat
the plans Of the Republicans.
The Washington times., 1902-12-16
BANK NOTES RECEIVED.

National bank notes received yester-
day for redemption. 1857, sos: government
receipts from internal revenue. 81, ,359. .239;
customs. $s1s.174: miscellaneous. $780,
243; expenditures. 81, ASS. 600
The gazette-news., 1902-12-20
TAKE YOUR CHOICE.

The Tropical sun. West Palm BriI'h.
pr.i.lr,.s a clipping from the Gaz'tl"-
News with thrss. ''impudrnt remarks:
Tm. following clipping from IA DAY
tnua pauer. will make rather amusing
r.,din. fnr West Palm Beach people.
pr. and Mrs Huughtun, We can assure
TIN Gazette. are not intending to remove
from tia. hcst town On the last Coast.
end "p.ntos' il here tCalay. The many
friends uf Dr. aud Mrs. r.. I'll. Houghtnn
am. clad tu 49,. them in Daytona again
and for the assurance that they are to h'
permanently srttled here. They are es-
tahlishing themselves in suitable quar-
trrs and will lease the 'Dcntns, the
doctors boat. now on Lake Worth. -
Daytuna Gazette-News.
For the enlightenment of the sun We
will say that Dr. and Mrs. HOughton are
in pavtona. have lots here which they
ar. improving, and on which they VIII
some time build. The reader can now
take his choice, smile with the Tropical
Sun or "snirkrr" with the Gazette- News.
The gazette-news., 1902-12-20
SEE DAYTONA.

The Virginia Press Association will
visit Florida early in January. Mayor
Parkinson has taken the responsibility,
which will doubtless meet with general
approval. of giving the "Fabcr pushers'
of the Old Dominion n hearty invitation
to visit Daytona.
Steps should at once be taken to See
that they come and that they be shown
every possible courtesy when they get
here
The representatives Of the Virginia
press rank with the ablest journalists of
the country. and as they hail from every
section of the State, and send papers 10y
thu hundred thousand throughout the
Union. we might get n little the biggest
advertisement We ever had.
The Mayors invitation We hop" will
br seconded nn all sides and emphasized
in every possible way.
Ample provisions should be made tn
show item therity and points OF interest
adjac,nt.
\ trip 10y water To the lighthouse
might hr arranged if they stay that long
and "A h.anqurt rendered.
Mrrt the boys with band of music
and swing wide the gates.
The gazette-news., 1902-12-20
SHEEPSHElD AND SEA BASS.

. Monday was sheepshead day, at New
Smyrna Bridge, several hundred wer
taken with rod and reel by FIVE fisher
men, the total weight being 500 pounds
W. P. johnson was the champion q
the day. landing 93 fish which weighed
Pa pounds, an average OF a little more
than % pounds per fish; nice size for the
pan.
j. O'Neil came in second with la
pounds. and w. II. Zeigler with ID
pounds. Fishing has been excellent now
since august and like catches are
frequent
Quite a number of DaytOna fishermen
go daily in their boats to Half Dollar
island and usually bring in big strings oI
blue fish, sheepshead, bass, trout, whit
ing and sailors choice.
The ocean piers are busy scene every
day. being lined with enthusiasts trying
their skill in landing sea bass. Several
thousand pounds have recently been
taken and the fishing is just as good as
ever.
The real fun is in hooking big shark
To land maneater and not get your
fingers line-burnt or your reel set on fire
is fine art.
The gazette-news., 1902-12-20

y HOTEL NEWS AND GOSSIP. Y
Don't forget the News Item boxes.


! Don't forget the News Item boxes"
Adolph VI. Jaehde, piano tuner, is a
the Stanley House.
At the European: ". y. Bliss, VI. ID.
AMI VIE, Miss f. b. Mcrrihcld. Brook
Iyn. y. Y.
ii. &. Simpson. Jersey City and L. Il
Wood. New York city. ar, pleasantly
situated at thu Palmetto.
~ At the Gl"br. Il swell line OF neck
wear and suslaudrr~ for NmaS.
Tn" guests uf the D,pland gave al
Informal dame Thursday night. which
was a much enjoyed ~nrial event
~. Umbrellas Sl.25 to $50 at the
Glubr.
Landlord Balm and T.. II. Moulton. al
the Breakers. have h"n making some
Zine catches ni s,'a bass. weighing from
10 To- - pounds
~. The Glnlr is showing now line oi
patent heather shoes.
Some recent addisiuns To- the contin-
gent ut the Van Dorm House are j. VI.
Cunning. IIaskinS. .. and Fred Hart
man RpNliu,r G. ir,.pu q
For fresh. crisp Iu~ciouS pinrappl,s.
20 to Howard 4 Morrison. Il Beach st..
Is per pound.
Some recent arrivals at the Parkinson
HAS" arr: Mr. and Miss Ravenal, High
lands y. e.; DR. BllStrin. Philadelphia:
Mrs. Cutler, Albany, y. Y.
Rubber dolls with ruhbcrnccks. "g,n-
uiur China AMI Japanr,.dollS uldr 10y
YANKEE mauuiartunrS) with various,
divers and Suudry other kinds of dolls
Withcurrin~'> and automobiles to carry
them. AT Moor Bros.
The Stanley House. :. H. MoSrlry.
proprietor. is making an anspicous
upning, having good list of guests for
80 carly in the season. The Indication
Is that tn, Stanley will be- the first in the
field To ill.,
-ENuui~lr" va>'s. box Paprrrrr', fine
uur" paper Iapan,>,' trn SITS. make nice
\mH~ "itr~ Muurr Bros
Elsewhere viii h,. >,,n the hot j card nf
Ms. NludrGriii. who has put the Mag
unlin iu good shlln' tu take ear. of So
iuururr-. Good board. reasonable
rh1r-r~ .rrd central lu,=rDion: Just across
street from pu-lonir..nrr some of the ad-
rIurler> oi the Magnolia.
lHtr arrivals al the Eidgrwnnd are:
e. f.. illrunrr and uir New York: Il.
Y. Cnuu,rlt. Savannah: James W.
Shields Edw. VI. Stick. riltshurg; NJ l..
pur,iu and " iir. Chhago: Miss W. John
son and yhildr.u -. Paul. Mr. and Mrs
EdN. Erd."r~ Sam~ou. New York: N.C.
llrr,ry. Er-llul. t. ". Drvruy and
" lie. G.urgil
The gazette-news., 1902-12-20

by GOLLY, But WHAT MAN"
doubt himself. IF you vhas a rich
man now. YOU can pay your old debts"
" lis true. my dear old friend-'tis
true. | can pay a thousand dollars for
every cent | owe, and the feeling is a
placid one. You come up here this
morning to collect an old account of
s."
"Und want him right AWAY queek:"'
"Tn collect an old account Of 81"
mUScd the ma jor. land you had no sus-
picion of the good luck awaiting you.
My old friend, don't have a dit or faint
away when | announce the fact that
You have been appointed treasurer of
the Universal Goat Raising company.
which has just been Incorporated with
capital of $5.OOO,OOO. The appoint
mcuU was made last evening. and l
was delegated to inform you that the
salary would be 100000 a year. Let US
congratulate each other, Mr.. Wasser-
man. | am the president of the cOrpO-
ration of course. and, you being the
treasurer, we will run things to suit
ourselves. You can take off your hat and
apron and go to work at once or | can
give YOU two or three days in which to
disp"Sc of your business and get a
Swailuwtailed coat"
Il want no talk-I want no gOatsw
exclaimed the cobbler as he pranced
around the room. If you don't pay
me dot s., we shall have some rowsp'
"GcHtly. Mr.. Wasserman. 1t acts
this way sometimes. but the excite
mcnt will pass of. Yes, you are treas
ur"r of the L. G.. II. c., and will ex-
plain to you that the idea Is to buy
3.0uO.OOo goats at a dollar apiece, ship
them tU the great prairies of the west,
and i'm a year or SO they will sell again
at luo per cent profit. We don't want
10 sell however. We propose to supply
the world with goats milk. 1t has
lccu discovered that one pint of goats
milk per day contains more nOurish-
mcut than five pounds of meat, four
pounds of flour or half bushel Of po-
t,tuc>. The average man can do full
days work on a pint. Give him
quart and he'll work all night as well.
Ii las further been discovered that
goats milk is an almost certain cure
for consumption. asthma, liver COM
piJ.ut'-
VIII you pay me dot S2?" interrupted
the cohhlrr Us he reached out for the
majors coat collar.
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/ Patronize the Gazette-News ''iten
| boxes"
Willis VI. Hisle, Lexington, Ky, AMI Fl
B Semmerman, PHILADELPHIA, are stop
ping at the Dillingham;.
Mr.. and Mrs. j. :. Perrine, Mrs \. F
Mrrrell, of Philadelphia, are pleasant,
located at the Bennett House for tin
/ winter.
1t is We'll enough to stop in ut th'
T-Pot grocery for yOur NmaS daintirS.
f.. e. Wilson. Chicago. J. VI. Marry
/ Baldwin. Kan, registered at the Bennett
House for few days nn their way tt
Nassau.
Everything new for the tabI' at th,
T-PGt tgrOcery.
Mr.. and Mrs. Schuyler NJ. Zoe, of Chi
cagO. are occupying the same rooms they
did last winter with Mr.. f. y. Waldron.
and arp taking their meals at thr Ben
nett HOUSE.
North Beach cor. Bay SIS. No Il. is
the T-POt grocery.
Miss F. Feasthr is bark again for the
winter in her cottage Cn RidgpWoud
avenue. and is taking her meals ut tie
Bennett House. Her many friends will
he glad To scp her
j. \. Shanks 4 Son are making nm
extra fine line of candies for the holiday
trade. Call and spp them mt their Candy
Kitchen. Opera House building.
Cards will be out in few days for n
reception to be- given 10y DR.. and Mrs.
Potter ut the Clarendon Inn. They will
add tn thr popularity of this charming
hoStelry 10y the sea.
Eastman kodaks. Brownie cameras.
photo albums. etc, for Christmas. ut
Harris. Peck Block, phone 81.
Some late arrivals at Schmidt'S Villa
are II. Winter, correspondent of the New
York Times; JAS. f. IIusSey. New York:
Bert Fish. DpI.and; Capt. Geo. j. Slrr-
cicr. Jacksonville: Chas \. Fulwuod, ID.
d. and wife. st Augustine; \. {. llrrvry
and Mrs. Eva L. Dunning. Columbus.
Toy dishes for tots. foxy grandpa
and his SONS for boys. individual China
SETS for ladies. and punch bowls for the
old man. at Moore Bros
The OAKS new guests are: ChaS. Mill"r
and wic and Charles Miller. .Ir. New
York; Mr.. aud Mrs. Philip r. Qurnl Gin
cinnati: J. VI. GuisS. wife and daughter
New Washington. O.; Mrs. NJ T. Powell.
Mrs. f. NJ. Powell. Ringguld Ga: DR..
Leroy \. Smith Miss Minnie Smith. lIig-
-:IIuan. Conn; Avery and Miss Mimi
Smith. Norwich. Conn. Mr.. Smith was
at the Oaks last season.
--Roundtrrp roller tray trunks. rH tErr
and canvas. dress suit EASES and hand
bags. ut Smith 4 Son.
The gazette-news., 1902-12-20
(MR. AND MRS. FIAGIER HERE.


Henry M, Flagler, president of the
Florida East Coast Railway, Standard
Oh magnate and owner of system oI
the biggest hotels in the world, accom-
panied BY Mrs F1agler and friend. Miss
ISchefer, and his chiefs oi staff. pail Day
tona a visit Monday. the FIRST in many
years.
The party with Mr. Flagler introduced
to thu Gazette-kews representative We're:
j. X. ParrOtt, first vice president aud
general manager; J. +. Ingrlham, third
vice e-president; J. 7. Brckwith. tralli.
manager, and r. r. Goff, general super
intendent They Were in Mr.. Flagrr's
private car enroute To Palm Beach.
Agent Jibb had provided carriages
and the distinguished party spent an
hour viewing the city and our suburbs
across the Halifax.
They expressed themselves as not only
much pleased with the natural and made
beauties of naytona but surprised as
we'll at our city air and material pros
perity.
Mr.. Flagler didn't just say So in words
you can read things ia expressive faces
but tn" reporter opinrs that hr now
realizes his mistake in not establishing
his private residence on the Halifax in
stead of ON Lake Worth.
Whether the visit of the distinguished
party is significant Of any contemplated
move in whirh Daytona is To b, concern
eel was not asrrtaincd nor even limited
at.
One thing is SURE: Mr.. and Mrs Flag
Ter looked at the prcttir>t town in
Florida and their faces hramrd pleasure
and satisfaction; Daytoua lravrs her
latch string ont with an invitation To
come again and see more
The gazette-news., 1902-12-20
THE KNIGHTS TEMPIAR.

Tuesday afternoon the Knights con
irrr,.d tia. Order of the Red Gross on
Companion NJ. \. Sans, uf Cuurtrnry
Mrrritt's island. They Assembled at
three u'rlurk. the following p'spnn,ling:
q. Is. Seaman. e. L. Smith, 7. l.. Rodgers,
.C. NJ. bingham. Jr., q. II. Ludwig, Rev.
!. B. Hawk. {. II. K,p.ler, NJ. 4. Brmson,
q. n. Clark. q. IL. Beach, Jas. Canrll,
An. Garter, =. II. Cove, g. +. lluugh,
!. ". Foster. u. a. Smith, q. I. Bail"ngh,
!. NJ. Ross. J. ". Wilkinson. Dr. l.. L.
BENNETT and NJ. =. Sans.
After the conirrring of the degree the
home members escorted the visitors, Sir
knights q. B. S,,amans, NJ. =. Sans, NJ.
4. Brunson. u. L. Smith and &. III. Beach,
tn the City Hotel where Landlord e. III.
Matthews served hountiful r'past.
Aftcr a season of refreshing and the
rNrhangruf many pleasantries and witty
SANS and rrparter they resumed work
whirh carried them we'll into the night.
The gazette-news., 1902-12-20
Major Crofoot.G
He Originates o New Enterpr.re
and Takes In His Cobbler

Copyright 1902 by J. r. Jones.1
- AJOR CROFOOT, grand pro
III" motor and general organ
XHA iZer and debt shirker, was
little late in reaching his
office He had mounted the stairs In
his usual cautious way and decided
that the coast was clear, when he got q
surprise. The cobbler to whom he had
been owing 81 for two or three years
was not only waiting at the door, but
his state of mind was such that he
saluted the major with:
by golly. but pellet you vhas run
AWAY und don't neffer come back any
more
Can this be my dear old friend
Wasserman:" exclaimed the major in
reply as he extended his hand. Good
lands. but where have you been for the
last year,
Il haf been hunting for yOu." was
the blunt reply. You owe me 81, und
| haf run my legs almost of to get dot
money. If you vhas in your office when
| knock on der door. you don't open it.
IL Abu St't lllt bll uGI SlIGCN. gOu
AWAY. l wait for you here dis MORN
ing. und we shall settle OOp or haf
some fights
Fights? Fights? My dear Mr.. Was
serman, don't get excited. Come right
into my office, and well talk Ii over.
I've had a check for you lying on my
desk for the last six months. I'm sor-
one of my old friends
Il don't want some talks NIT you,"
said the cObbler as he refused a chair.
Il shall take my 81 und go right
avhay"
Il hope and trust you won't" gently
replied the promoter as he backed up
TO the rusty coal stove to get cold. "In
the old days when l was hard up and
had few friends you did some work for
me and did not demand the ready cash.
In fact. you trusted to my honor, re-
posed confidence in my financial integ-
rity. 1t is one of the things l love to
remember"
You said you would pay me in two
days" protested the cObbler as his
briStlcS continued to stand up.
IF | dill the fact has slipped my
mind. 1t is only tritiing detail, how
ever. Mr.. WasSerman. | presume you
have heard of the great change in my
financial condition? You have not con-
graduated me. but you will as soon as
your excitement is past"
Il told you don't want some talk"
reFied the cObbler as he began to
The gazette-news., 1902-12-20
Our NcWSy Budget of !
!. DOinuS atpOrt Orange ?

Gus John~nn is finishing up one of ,.ul.
Rnr's huilding~
\ large party went zap to Day t"ua in
the hotel launrh.
Mr.. and Mrs. H. Snrg,ut arrived from
Hawks Park aud intend making Port
Orange their huur
Last week a lew "i Mr. G. VI. Nc
Daniels friends gor mp very pleasant
surprise party for her.
\. Nuillamur. our oi uur inrurr resi-
dents MAS ia town Moulul shaking
hands with his old friends.
Mr. AMI Mrs. Brown and lirJh .nu au.
guests ui the hotel Nr Browns ~um
mrr home is uu am island forty miles "ii
Cape Cod. Mass.
Mr. and Mr.. I.uud>,,r. from nr.r
Dwight. ill.,. arrived last week rnd in,r
secured rn"m> AT Mr~. Robertson uu
RidgrNuud av"uur.
VIM Allen. Nho has h.,u rr.~l oi
TIA, hotel fur SOME time. hi. yuu. To-
Daytuna So aS tu hr mulr convenient Co
his Holly Till groves.
MI. and Mrs. Baker aud their tw"
l,,,.,I,t.., .,,i,I Ir.it, IIffr,r- .lIl,i
The gazette-news., 1902-12-20
Foo InUuiSitiVe.

Wife Such dream aS l had last
ni-hr. Grar'
IIu~'Hnd May | hear about it,
"W,U l,.S. | dreamed that | was in
great establishment where they sold
hu-':lrdS There were beauties. some
in -.a>S ca~rS and marked at fearful
pri,. :. and others were sold at less tis-
urrS. G.rlS were paying out fortunes
and getting the IaudsumrSt men | ever
SAW. II WAS wonderful
"nid You see any like me there,
dear"
Yes. Just "a was leaving | saw a
whole lot Ike you lying on the rem
nAnt coHntcr."
The gazette-news., 1902-12-20
DlnC cIerSCX Nilk

have purchased the Mount Ararat
Creamery and will deliver at your house
every morning ABSOLUTELY Pure mix
nj Zoe a quart Also fine print butter
and sweet butter milk. Drop a postal
card in the Daytona postotiice directed
ia Mount Ararat Creamery. Lock
Box ll6. decZ"u
j. &. WARREN, Proprietor.
The gazette-news., 1902-12-20
Giving Him an Incentive.

Il hope" said the girls mother, after
the young millionaire had departed,
that you gave him proper encourage
mCnt."
''Oh, yes" she replied Il told him
| WAS engaged to IA man who was crazy
to marry me the minute hc got through
college Chicago Record-IIcrald.
The gazette-news., 1902-12-20
Not In His Vocabulary.

Upon his hcndrd knees M cried.
oh, 90 not say m, nay,
Tho maiden softly. -we-fiy sighed
And turned hyr head away.
'-BU NOT say nay he cried again.
Her sturdy father rose
AuI lowered Ger th- lover then
AMI sail: "Bu yoI suppose
Twas plain that hc waS very cross
'Nuu suv,fiug little silly.
That just because I'm called old Hoss
Ny dauEhj,r here's "a uily'
Get Up. Nuu ass. and h.kv away:
When [ mean no. 1 don't say. Neigh"
Chicago Record Herald
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Won the InekpensIHe rart.

"Sir." said the pleading youth. Il
have won your daughters heart"
so" unused the elderly sage. We'll.
| reckon that's all right. But. young
man. don't you let her shove off Ecr
liver OH you. Its been supporting one
physician and three patent medicine
concerns now fox five years. Balti-
more News
The gazette-news., 1902-12-20
Appearances DeceptiNe.

Tate-AppcarauccS are not always to
be trusted.
Brady That's 50. It's a mighty bright
book that lives up to its cuyer.-BoSton
Transcript
The gazette-news., 1902-12-20
One More Drawback

"This automobile game is Il failure SO
far as courtship is concerned"
Why"
with the goggles he wears girl
cant look the man in the eye to see
whether he is in dead earnest or not.
-Autumubile Magazine.
The gazette-news., 1902-12-20
What a Widow Is.

"Can any little hoy or girl tell me the
meaning of the word widow asked
the teacher We'll. WillieT' to all ur-
chin who waved his hand vigorously.
"A widow" said Willie breathlc>Sly.
lis mans wife that's lost her hus-
band. New York Herald
The gazette-news., 1902-12-20
Cause aud Effect.

She was willing quite to marry.
In fact. didn't care 10 tdTTy
In a state Of spinstcrhoOd. they say
But she had little brother
That's the reason. and no other,
Why she's travelling in the single way.
-ChicagU News.
The gazette-news., 1902-12-20

Dressed or undrCSSCd.
frOmrCfrigCrutOr or coop.
gOblCr or hen. large or
small. choice at
Bll2CIlNOOD'S.