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, 1902-11-27

Once upon a time there was a pro.
moter who owned a common. everyday
goose who laid the usual, ordinary
goose eggs He conceived the scheme
Of syndicating the goose on q gold egg
basis and proceeded to do so.
He Informed the trusting public that
soon his o would lay an egg OF
gold each day and offered for sale
stock in the Golden Coos Egg com.
pany. limited. at bedrock prices. There
was a wild rush for the stock. and the
promoter suddenly found himself
wealthy.
He continued to sell the stock as
long ms there were buyers, for he did
not want to kill the goose that laid
the egg. His goose continued the same
ordinary fowl as before.
Moral.-There are featberless geese
that lay golden eggs.-New York Her
aid.
, 1902-11-27
Mintsters' Maids.

Are you a minister's wife?" was q
query encountered 80 frequently by Il
young matron In search OF n maid that
she scented "A story.
why this mania to live under the
droppings Of the sanctuary" inquired
the matron or words to that effect.
Then 1t appeared that the ministers
family Is considered a most desirable
place because of the opportunities for
witness fees in wedding cases. There
are few b~ridegrooms who come with.
out a witness to be married who win
not bestow a generous tip upon the
girl who furnishes this small but nee.
essary feature Of the ceremony.-New
York Tribune.
, 1902-11-27
Would Civ. Hi. 4. Lesson.

A reporter who is the father OF a
year old youDgster met his pastor on
Sunday afternoon.
Why weren't you at church this
morningf" was the first question OF
the spiritual adviser.
Il couldn't come" was the answer.
Il had to stop AT home and mind the
baby. Our nurse is ILL.,"
That's no excuse" said the pastor.
ut Isn't? Well. next Sunday Iu
bring him to church with me and see
how you like it"
, 1902-11-27

P~arvenu-l was raised as genteel as
you n an I'll bet you n hundred on
It. Come on now; none. talks.
Kostique-If your money talked the
way you do. you'd be bankrupt pretty
soon.
what do you meanT"
at would give itself away."-Phila.
delphia Record.
, 1902-11-27

"once In awhile. even now" remark
ed the caller. you hear OF some Eng,
hshman who says u Revolutionary
war was the most causeless rebellion
In history Isn't is irr1~tatingr"
Decidedly 20" responded the Boston
young woman. III q thing is cause
less. how "a II be any more cause
less E'-Chicago Tribune.
, 1902-11-27
~Nining'steok for Sale.

The Badger State Mining and
Milling Co., of Saratoga, Wyo.
have decided to place on the market
a limited number of shares OF mining
stock at ten cents per share, to raise
money to carry on development work
on the Gold Coin. See, or address
t-se<0Ns- &c. f. JENSEN,
Treasurer Badger State Mining and
Milling Co Saratoga, Wyo. II 27rf
, 1902-11-27

But you are taking considerable
rsk IN letting your young men owe
" or three weeks board"
Yes. there Is some risk"
the boarding house keeper. But then.
you see they worry over It SO that
they lose their appetites. 80 save
money In the long run"
, 1902-11-27

| will offer for sale to the highest
bidder one, two year old, and three,
three year old registered short horn
bulls. on Saturday, Nov. 18th, 1902,
2 p. IN. at Baker, Bremen Il McAnal-
ly's corral, Saratoga, Wyo. Terms
cash. Carl Bryant.
, 1902-11-27

A minister went recently to preach
in n chapel unfamiliar 10 him. "You
must do your best to keep your voice
up. sir" said the chapel keeper. FOR
our church In very unfortunate In its
'agnostic' effects" Whether he meant
1t or not, II was quite true.-Christian
Life.
, 1902-11-27
The Whole ThfnE.

"BiIby seems to think he's the whole
thing as an expert authority on sport.
ing matters"
Yes; he appears to regard himself
as pretty nearly big enough to wear
golf links to fasten his shirt cuffs
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
, 1902-11-27
To the General Public.

The department of dressmaking,
in my establishment under the super
vision of Miss Samelson is entirely
separate from my business. | have
absolutely nothing to do with her
department. Mrs. DYER.
, 1902-11-27
$40 Reward.

Will pay SO reward each for in
formation or recovery of one grey
mare branded CAT on left hip,
| grey horse branded left hip
| bay saddle horse running
brand on left shoulder. Address
jackson /. Brown,
7-3l.tf French, Wyo.
, 1902-11-27
Appropriate.

The professor Of painting has just
entered the classroom. where smoking
ID strictly prohibited. Here he nnds
an art student holding In his hand q
newly filled cherry wood pipe.
Professor CironicallyI-What u quee
paint brush you have got there! What
are you going to do with II;
Student oh, I'm going to make
clouds with It.
, 1902-11-27

Biggs-l met II man yesterday who
makes his living by buying millinery.
Boggs-w Well. what Of ~
Biggs-Oh. nothing: only I've been
buying millinery eve since | was mar
ried, and ! never made II money
by it.-Ncw York Herald.
, 1902-11-27

1t Is not shade alone that makes II
cooler under II tree In the summer. The
GOODNESS OF the tree itself helps, for
Its temperature is about 40 degrees +.
all times. ne that Of the human body
Is II fraction more than OS degrees. 80
u ciump OF trees cools the air as a
piece OF Ice oools the water In q pitch.
, 1902-11-27

Now is the time To buy your lamps,
we have d fine selection and our prize
es are low. Call and see them.
Gus. Jensen Il Bro.
, 1902-11-27

h we deserve 1t, we don't mind
abuse. II makes us careful. But the
trouble is W. never agree with our
critics as to when We deserve it.-Atch.
lsOn Glnhe.
, 1902-11-27

A. Petrie a. Co. is the place to buy
clothing. They are having "A special
sale this week.
, 1902-11-27

Blond Bridesmaid The ushers
haven seated your Aunt Maria with
the family.
Other Bridesmaid %tsister TO the BRIDE
No; she sent only a pickle rork.-Lire.
, 1902-11-27

she-He vas desperately In love
with her Why, he sent her costly
mowers and presents nearly every day
for two years.
As-Did be fnAlly win bert
shs-Ne; ~ earned h~r.
, 1902-11-27

Enthusiasm gives life to what is In
visible and interest to what has no i'm
mediate action OF our comfort in this
MoriG. MINI" de- Stael.
, 1902-11-27

Papa, were we descended from mon.
keys"
mot all Of us, my boy. Some were
assembled "-Dctroit Free Press.
, 1902-11-27

P~atronize Nuzum's Stage line. II
is here TO stay until the Railroad
comes to Saratoga.
, 1902-11-27

We have IA few Kitchen Clock Safes
which you can get a bargain on; call
and see them. Gus. Jensen 4 Bro.
, 1902-11-27

Gus. Jensen Il Bro. have a few side
boards that you "a get a bargain on,
better look at them.
, 1902-11-27

Now is the time to buy your heat.
ers. you can get the Coles air tight
heater for coal and wood at.
Gus. Jensen Il Bro.
, 1902-11-27

WANTED Horses to pasture at 81 "A
head per month. Pasture on the
Deegan ranch. Apply to
Wheeler II Nelson
, 1902-11-27

Have your Express brought in by
Nuzum's Stage line, Leave your
orders at Dave Richmond's.
, 1902-11-27

Go to Bradford ~ Meason for your
Thanksgiving Turkey and Chickens.
, 1902-11-27

Husband Your hair is you crown
ing glory. my lear.
wife-That's all right. hut I've got
to hnve n new bonnet just the name
Exchange.
, 1902-11-27

Lors--For sale in all parts of Sara
toga. Business. Residential or In
yestment purposes. Low prices, easy
terms. ALFRED HEArH.
, 1902-11-27

Only IA small line of the Armour
Clad" Hosiery left. You will never
have another chance 70 buy these
goods at prices nov offered.
Mrs. Dyer.
, 1902-11-27

Do you shovel coal? Get your
shovels from Gus. Jensen Il Bro.
, 1902-11-27
Sweet Cream For Sale.

Sweet cream, 15c per pint Leave
orders.with the Sunsoffice.
Mrs. j. F. Crawford.
, 1902-11-27
Notice.

| still have on hand a few Ladies,
Misses, and children's street hats,
tams, toques and hoods, going cheap
while they last; best values ever of
fered for the price. Mrs. DYER.
, 1902-11-27

Guns, revolvers, rifles, relosding
tools and all kinds of ammunition at
Gus. Jensen Il Bro.
, 1902-11-27

Old papers Dc per 100 at this
office.
, 1902-11-27
Electric Lights for Residences.

The Electric Light company will
make the following prices IN resi-
dence lights:
! light Sl.l5 per month.
= - $500 - -
3 - S2.75 - -
3 I" S3.35 - -
Wiring, S2.25 per drop, including
lamp. [11-6'tf
, 1902-11-27

Have you e e the famous o. X
washing machines at
Gus. Jensen a. Bro.
, 1902-11-27

Special sale on clothing at A. Pc
trie d Co. this week.
The talk of.the town is how cheap
A. Petrie 4 Co. are selling mems
suits.
We have a super fine quality of
wedding stationary. II you contem-
plate committing matrimony give us
a call and we will fix you out in good
shape.
Are you thinking of buying a suit
If you are, here is an opportunity
that will save you dollars. We han
die the Hart, Schaffner x Marx and
Acorn brands of clothing, conceded
to be the best on the market. For
one week we offer our entire stock at
three prices as follows:
$1,000 30 Sl2.00 suit for $685.
S13.O0 q" Sl5 90 Sl0.95
S16.5O " S23.5O Sl3. 95
First come gets best selection
A. Prtrie Il Co.
, 1902-11-27

Turkey and chickens for Thanks
giving at Bradford n Meason's mar
ket.
, 1902-11-27

Furnished room for rent. Apply
to W. Fl. Greene.
, 1902-11-27

WANrED-To buy IA couple of pigs,
Enquire at Delmonico restaurant.
, 1902-11-27

FoR RENT Two furnished rooms,
suitable for gentlemen. Apply to
Mrs. u. n. Allen.
, 1902-11-27
Sale of Short Horn Bulls.

otle OI onOTL nOru DUH.
will offer for sale to the highest
bidder one, two year old, and three,
three year old registered short horn
bulls. on Saturday, Nov. 18th, 1902,
. p. m. at Baker, Bremen Il McAnal-
ly's corral. Saratoga, Wyo. Terms
cash. Carl Bryant.
Notice.
Misses, and children's street hats,
tams, toques and hoods, going cheap
while they last; best values ever of
fered for the price. Mrs. DYER.
Turkey and chickens for Thanks
giving at Bradford n Meason's mar
ket.
Furnished room for rent. Apply
to w. Fl. Greene.
Have you seen the famous o. X.
washing machines at
Gus. Jensen & Bro.
Nuzum's Stage tickets on sale at
Dave Richmond's livery barn.
Balm wagons and all kinds of spring
wagons and buggies at
Gus. Jensen Il Bro.
Gus. Jensen n Bro. have a few side
boards that you can get a bargain on,
better look at them.
Do you shovel coal? Get your
shovels from Gus. Jensen Il Bro.
Go to Bradford ~ Meason for your
Thanksgiving Turkey and Chickens.
NO" u 'h' 'ihi' '"o"S 'o"i ""'p''
nave " me se'ec'loi anu o"' priv
es are low' Gan an" see mem
Gus Jensen y pfo'
We have IA few Kitchen Clock Safes
which you can get n bargain on; call
and see them. Gus. Jensen Il Bro.
Now is tb. tim. +, buy your heat.
,r WON cam ,at tn. Col.'s air tiybt
Gus. Jensen X Bro.
Only Il small line of the armour
Clad" Hosiery left. You will never
have another chance 10 buy these
at prices now offered.
Mrs. Dyer.
VI" papers "% per wv III"
ONCE -
u 81
per "ho''"' "'" "e
Deee"n '"nc'' npP'I
i, hu
~ S...au.m - n.
- ~ p.rr.
Good hov for sal. ON Hugus ranch
oC GINS .Isnssu
n'"- VI"
'""ip"ie"' Si'oo
"'''''' !" @
Ehcan'P"neh 10 ""leo" si'o'
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1902-04-19


to "dsieud the right" against all his
adversaries 10 a most gentlemsnly
fashion, open and above board. 1t
is not in him to say "die," nor will
it hs "hsrdly ever" He go,s forth
most triumphant and very bouyant
in the thought that those principles
he strsnuously fought for will be re-
tsioed and maiutaiaed Thou good
aud faithful servant" thy reward
awaiteth thee where moth and rust
doth not corrupt, aud where all will
be "peace, perfect, peace" in that
everlasting bliss."
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1902-04-19

The INDEPENDENT seems to have
stirred up hornets nest with its
campaign for Justice at the Lsper
Settlement. Ex- Superintendent
Reynolds now claims that the At
torney General was biased by a de
termination to clear his own de-
psrtment of blanc, and that he
was animated by some personal
prejudice which ought TO have been
left out OF the case. The head
OF the Department OF Public In
structon through his organ makes
sweeping aad wholesale con-
demnation OF his "copfreres" OF the
Board OF Health and the end is
not yet in sight. 1t is a pretty
family quarrel aud eloqueatly de,
monstrates the kind of harmony
which reigns in the different de-
partments Of Gov. Dole's admins
tration.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1902-04-19

A better man might have been
found in c. B. Wilson for the posi-
ton OF Superintendent OF the Leper
Settlement, but his application was
unanimously sidetracked for one
(. aternally connected. Sill We are
hopeful that the one who has been
preferred will do his best end i'm
prove his opportunities, and in so
doirg gain the good graces OF those
who are there as inmates of that
shell on earth" He will be watched
as has been his predecessor, and
don't forget it.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1902-04-19
SATURDAY, APRIL 10, 1902,
NOW IS THE TIME!

The Advertiser knows nothing OF
the Wendelin case further than ap-
pears in the Board OF Health report
and it has made no insinuations on
the subject. II there are any charges
against he priest we suppose the
board will let them come out at the
proper time.-P. G. A.
And what does the Advertiser
considers to be the proper timer
Twenty years after Father Wen.
delin's death? As the Rev. Father
Valentin says in his rebuke to the
morning paper, published this
morning, the public, that is. the
general public" does not want a
repetition of the Father Damien
affair, which wss revived again last
week by persons interested in the
discredit of the Roman Catholic
Church.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1902-04-19

f !. TESLA, Proprietor and Pub
lisher.
EDMUND NoRRIE. Editor.
Residing in Honolulu.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1902-04-19

Believing that the Board OF
Health is the sole executive mas
ter Of the situstion at the Leper
Settlement to permit a person to
stay there, or to ask for his sum-
mary withdrawal when his pres
sence became most Objectionable,
but still it is due to that man to
have charges preferred aud he
given a chlnce to defend himself
rather than ses him condemned
without due trial and to go about
with an odium and a blemish up.
on his character. 1t is due to
those fundamental principles oi
Anglo Saxon liberty" that such
should be the case, and nothing
more nor less is demanded but
justice.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1902-04-19

Justice Galbraith has the salts.
faction Of knowing that no has been
mentioned for Governor. Ho may
not be 30 ambitious, but Judge
Little is, alias Smith, his former law
partner ia Rilo. 1t is much better
to be slightly mentioned Incidental
ly than to be not at all. But where,
oh, whore is that Little at, Govern
or or Justice, which is it TO be7
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1902-04-19
TOPICS OF THE DAY.

An American Bible for Americans,
is the aunouncem Npt OF Methodist
publishing company. But what is
an American Bible, anyway? Do
pleaie tell us.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1902-04-19

Bishop Willis needs no defense
from our feeble way, for he ia quite
capable OF doing that himself, as be
has shown that sufficiently to be in
the past He has oil the staying
qualities inherent in true Anglo
Saxon, not a hybrid one, and is able
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1902-04-19

N msu can serve two masters at
ope aud the same tins. much less
can he serve God and Msmmon
together. We feel that he must
let go OF one in order to do the one
be retains properly aud well. The
Re7. Alex. Macintosh (now Canon),
should by all means stake up his
roots" OF either one OF the two po-
sitions he holds, whether that OF an
educator or a psrsor. Come, shake
off
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1902-04-19

II charges are to be brought, by
all means let them bs brought now,
while Father Weudelin is alive and
very well able to defend himself.
Let him be summoned before the
Board OF Health, in an open and
public meeting, and let him know
what he is accused Of If he is
guilty, then let him be removed, as
Reynolds and DR.. Oliver we're re-
moved, in a regular or public way.
No star chamber and mysterious
proceedings are wanted in this COM
munity. II Father Wendelin must
be punished in order totsoothe the
wounded feelings of ex superintend-
ent Reynolds, the public wants to
know II and will know it.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1902-04-19

Gentlemen Of the Board OF Health,
the eye Of the public is upon you
Act, aud act quickly.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1902-04-19

The appointment by the Board
Of Health Of j. D. McVeigh to the
supsrintendency OF the Leper
Settlement is step in the right
direction. Knowing him we'll, it is
safe to say that he is well aware OF
Hawaiian ways and customs to a
csrtsin extent, and he is in way in
touch and sympathy with them,
feeling as much as they do. But Of
course, he may not be one as might
have been expected. And we fear
though that he will finally fall into
tho boots aud ways of The
late Superintendent, both having
been in close touch more or less
these macy years. No other ap
plicant could have expected to
have been appointed, for remem-
Der the new incumbent and the
rest of the Board OF Health are
brother Masons, and they are
therefore quite fraternally in touch
and sympathy one with another.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1902-04-19

The Advertiser knows nothing OF
the Wendelin case. -. and it has
made no insinuations on the sub
ject.--P. @. A.
The INDEPENDENT is glad to know
that the morning paper knows
nothing OF the Wendelin case and
will take cognisance OF the admis
sion. AS far as insinuations have
been made the Advertiser, as a
newspaper, may be innocent OF the
charge. a member OF the reporter
ial staff OF that paper, however,
has thrown insinuatoas as to the
charges against Ether Wendelin,
He has stated that 10 his knowl-
edge, the charges were OF seri-
GUS nature, aud if published would
bring discredit upon the Ca ho-
lie Mission. How and whore did
the reporter get his informationi
Let him speak out. II the inform.
alton came to him in the regular
course Of duty, lei him publish it
Innuendoes and lnsinuations viii
not do, but facts are wanted.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1902-04-19
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The Butler weekly times. (Butler, Mo.) 1881-1918, 1902-03-27

London, March 20.-ln the house
OF commons to day John Dillon, the
Veader OF the anti.Parnellite party,
Ms suspended for calling Colonial
Sse\ ntary Chamberlain n damned
liarNin the course Of debate on the
South African war,
Sir Henry Campbell-Bannerman,
the liberal leader in the house of
commons, condemned the govern
ment's policy for cloaking the condi-
tion of affairs at the cape. He de-
manded a full explanation. He also
protested against the malignant
ISLANDERS on liberal critics for party
purposes. The government, he con-
tinued, went on from blunder to
blunder and had no right to claim
immunity from criticism. Chamber
lain replied saying, "Where above all
else should one look for malignant
Islanders but across the table" Tho
Remark occasioned considerable dis
|order.
Referring to Campbell-Bannerman
1thS colonial secretary asserted that
Vtlk former never lost an opportunity
br slandering the country and the
!, Boldiers of the king There was a
prolonged uproar.
CHAMBERLAIN was concluding his
speech with a hopeful reference to the
South African war, when Dillon in
terrupted, shouting: "Boers who are
lighting against their country are
traitors.
"You are good Judge oftraitors"
the colonial secretary.
FL Dillon excitedly appealed to the
who upheld Chamberlain's
language as parliamentary.
Dillon shouted: "I'll tell the right
honorable gentleman that he is a
pamned liar"
The disorder following has not
een seen in the house for many a
Ivy. When calmness was restored
I'M speaker called on Dillon to with
rAw his remarks, but he declined +,
md VAS suspended by vote of 248
kb 4& The suspension will last for
Eweek.
The Butler weekly times. (Butler, Mo.) 1881-1918, 1902-03-27
Young Soldier Receives Fortune For Hi
ValOr.

Cincinnati, March 20.-"I bequeath
to my grandson, Otto Schmahl, the
sum OF $12, 900 because he was brave
and loyal to his country in the time
of trouble
This is a provision in the will OF
Max Schmahl, a millionaire sugar
king of Germany. Otto Schmahl,
the beneficiary, who is mentioned in
the will of his distinguished grand
father, resides with his parents in a
modest little home on West Clifton
avenue
Upon the declaration of war with
Spain young Schmahl was one Of the
FIRST to respond to defend the Stars
and Stripes. He participated in
numerous skirmishes, and when his
wealthy grandfather heard of the
meritorious deeds OF his grandson be
was full of Joy.
The news apprising the young man
Of his fortune came in a letter from
Germany, just received here.
The Butler weekly times. (Butler, Mo.) 1881-1918, 1902-03-27
The Illinsis is Defective.

New York, March 19.-Defects dis
covered in the new battleship Illinois,
it was said at the Brooklyn Navy
Yard this afternoon, will delay her
sailing for Europe for at least cou.
pie of months, and perhaps she will
not go at all. Repairs to cost $685.
900 have already been ordered upon
her. The howser pipes are being
torn out and the five mains recon.
structed. The Illinois, which is a
brand-new ship, costing nearly S..
100000, was to have been the flag.
ship OF Rear Admiral Crowninshield' &
squadron in English waters at the
coronation of King Edward VII.
The Butler weekly times. (Butler, Mo.) 1881-1918, 1902-03-27
Retaliation Nav BE Made.

Washington, March 19.-OhiGial
Washington read with great interest
to-day the announcement of the pro-
hibition by decree of Emperor Will
liam OF the Importation OF American
meats into Germany, and will pre-
pare to take immediate action in de-
Tense OF the important interests.
Ambassador White has made no
special report to the department of
state regarding the new decree issued
by the Emperor, and the meat pack
ers have not brought it to the atten-
ton ofSecretary Hay. Undoubtedly
Ambassador White will make IA re-
port on the subject, and this will be
referred to the agricultural depart
ment for the views of Secretary vii
SON.
The authorities would regret to
enter into "A retaliatory war with
Germany, but they are prepared TO
act should the exclusion Of American
meats be found to be base upon un.
sound reasons.
The Butler weekly times. (Butler, Mo.) 1881-1918, 1902-03-27
An Increase of $4,000.

Washington, March 19.-The sub.
committee of the committee on pub.
lie buildings and grounds, in the
house, has decided to report the fol
lowing appropriations for public
buildings in Missouri:
St. Louis, $4,000; an increase o'
$4,000 for Joplin; $4,000 either
for Carthage or Nevada, as Repre-.
sentative Benton may elect, and
$25, 900 for Louisiana; also $50, 00t
for Columbia and $4,000 for Mober-
ly. These amounts will be recon-
mended to the full committee for such
action as it may choose to take.