The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-10-19

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| die. They cannot agree as to whether
he will drown, burn, freeze or suffo-
| cate. Perhaps he will drink himself
| to death on North Dakota alkaH water.
South Carolina hasn't shown any
anxiety over coal. Senator Ben Till
man can make 1t hot for the Palmet-
TO state whenever the caloric is
needed.
A line of pt named Merejkowski
| has written a life of Tolstoi. 1t is quite
| meritoriousoWSli.
The poster of the coming Chicago
! horse show is done in eight fast col
ors.
Edith asks what our barber talks
about. Oh, he talks about five "sticks"
| every time we go in to see him.
| Just now the servant girls who are
| on the market are not pretty, but they
| are pretty scarce.
Ellen Stone wants to go back to
| Eoumania. We thought she would get
| tired of the quiet life she is getting
| in America.
Chicago can get into more hard
| luck in q minute than Philadelphia
|
always bad, and yet the courts have
ruled against the South side beer gar
| dens.
Almost everybody has suggested
| some fuel as a substitute for coal re-
| Gently. Nobody seems to have thought,
however, of taking a few dozen copies
| Of the Congressional Record, thor
| oughly saturating them with oil and
using them to cook a dinner with.
They are fine. 1t doesn't matter either
! Wht Their they have been previously
used to cook somebody's goose with.
| North Dakota is constantly chang
| ing. There will be lot of new faces
in the legislature and the state peni-
Tertiary at Bismarck this winter.
Cheer up, girls! It is only 4SS days
| to the next leap year.
Those fishermen who have good
strong nets report that the fish are
biting well this fall.
Better register. Something may
| come up that will cause you to have
an into nse desire to vote.
It begins to look as if Mont Pelee
| had concluded to lead a decent life the
| rest of the way.
| Problem in economics-Launderin
| shirts, 6 cents; new shirts, 80 cents;
| wash or buy?
With the Illinois Central In st. Paul,
| one ought to be able to see Chicago
with a strong telescope.
So many of our farmers are going
| into the Saskatchewan valley that
| We'll have to stay UP some dark night
| and annex it.
The toboggan slide is always oiled
for those who want to ride it.
How terrible and how pitiful is the
fall of some Americans Capt. Adrian
Constantine Arson, once the proudest
hero of the baseball field, has gone to
making political speeches.
If the sultan of Turkey should hap
pen to drop off he would be known
after death as the man with the lar
gest harem and the smallest regard
for his creditors who has lived in re-
cent years.
Andrew Carnegie is for books, but
against the bookmakers.
You may be happy yet if you have
your ticket for your last winters over
coat.
The casualty lists of the automobile
and the dirigible balloon are running
a neck and-neck race.
Those New Workers who nominated
Adam for congress must have wanted
SON ething antique.
If you know the language of the
Bible and Shakespeare you will have
no trouble to make yourself under
stood.-St. Paul News.
Come now, honest Injun, don't you
also have to know a little George AIDE
and Chimnie Fadden after p. m?
Louis the year of the fair. Look close
ly and you will discover quite number
of them driving hacks.
Our four-year- old says the rarest
sight this October is anthracite. He'll
probably outgrow it.
If anybody can get near enough to
the sultan of Bacolod he should tell
him the story of the bull who assaulted
the locomotive.
Butte, Mont, is beginning to know
what it is to be sighted. The news
papers have almost stopped talking
about the late Mary MacLane.
Novelist Winston Churchill is ap-
preaching a crisis. He is about to be
elected to the Legislature Of New
Hampshire.
King Edward has had appendicitis
and has 100000 worth of chinaware,
and stfff he isn't happy.
By the way, what has become of
the green veil?
The gullibility of the native Hawaii
ans must have no limit, else they would
an must have no limit, else they would
not have accepted tickets to heaven
in exchange for their land.
/ But what a headache when ones
pipe goes out. Two St Paul people
fell heir to 100000 the past week. But
it was the mythical money Of myth
ical aunt, and you can't even buy fish
hooks with that kind Of cash.
The Thanksgiving number of the
turkey is getting fat and sassy in the
back yard.
Rome did not have a divorce case
until 521 years after 1t was founded.
What a lot of blind people there must
have been in Rome in those days.
Some states are sometimes full of
one thing and sometimes Of another, |
but California Is always full Of prunes.
The ruling passion is strong In death.
A check forger died the other day with
pen in his hand.
CareIessness Is sometimes carried to
fatal limits. For instance, the man
who went to sleep on handcar on the
main track Of the Great Northern.