The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1902-11-16

go with Jew. he can't be dragged
be a gents furnishin' store with a show
iV rel neckties an silk underwear in
tn window. He has to have a di'mon'
as big as cake iv ice FIR tn front iv
his shirt an Il bottle iv Ody Colone
f r his silk handkerchief. He blows
himself FIR a brownstone house while
Higgins iv Stamford is livin' in a fiat.
lies tn maiDstsy iv tn theaytres
V bile Higgins iv Stamford is takin' in
tn free letchers. His wife has a seal
skin sack an ates her roast goose off
a COOL dish whin Mrs. Higgins has to
throw her husband oil tn flure an get
tn price iv a shirt waist out iv him
with {, Ratchet. He's out at tn races
ivry day handin' his good money to
\ ankee boofu!le ers an he can't bear
tn click iv q poker check without that
queer feelin' that he oughtn't go home.
l niver see a Jew that wudden't play
cards or wan that knew how to play.
Yes, l did know wan Some friends iv
mine in tn City Hall formed a syndi-
cate an stint him down to Columbus,
Ohio, to thraffic with a party iv mai n
nyfacthrers that used to play wanst a
week in a room over a livery stable.
He cud mark ivry card in tn deck at
wan shuttle but he come home be
freight Each iv tn CHRISTIANS played
with his own deck. Ye don't catch
Higgins iv Stamford THROWN away
his money at races or poker. A Jew
makes down town an spindS up town,
/ tell We. Connecticut man makes at
both ends iv town. He makes a great
dale on railways an a little on eggs
lot out iv other peoples widows an
orphans an a few out Nv his own wife
an childner-much firm tn stock ex-
change an something on tn butcher
bill Whin all tn money in tn
wurruld is gathered in tn hands iv
amy wan class, tn Jews won't have
it. Most iv it'll be in New England
with a few odd dollars in Scotland.
why amt tn Jew a sojer, says ye?
Why don't he fight FIR his country?
What wud be tn good? He knows he
niver cud get to be a gin'ral an no
sojer wud liver inlist oness he was
sure some day he wud become GIN
raj. If a Jew liver got to be gin'ral
an started out to lead tn army, some
Christyan behind hind be sure to give
him a poke in tn back with baynit
What ARMY wud follow Gin'ral key
Monheimer to victhry? No. sir. tn
Jews wise man. Whin tn country
calls FIR hayroes to sleep out, walk
long an be shot at FIR tn flag, he stays
at home an rallies round TIL bond
market. 'Th' govermint obligation f'riv-
er, three cheers fir tn two. three an
four 1 don't know but what it takes
a Drawer man to buy bond thin to
fight a battle. niVer did ayether so
can't say.
"But tn Jews is a fightin' people.
Did we liver think that mex to tn wan
gran nachral fightin' race in tn wur-
rlIld, there are more Jew prize-fight-
ers thin amy other kind? Aven there
tn prejudice follows thin an tn best
iv thin are FORCED to adopt some fine
OF Irish name I knowed a gr-reat
lightweight wan time be tn name iv
Terry OBrien. His fathers name was
Solomon Folsenthal an he was as Jew
as hair-oil. Terrence or Abey. as per-
haps 1 shud call him, was as ca2'ble
a man as if he'd been bor-rn to tn
name. He had q splindid reach but
none too much considherin' tn length
iV his nose. Afther a gloryous career,
he wint down to defeat at tn hands
iv a lad named Malone. whose arms
were about tn ZENITH iv potato mash
err but who had no nose to speak iv.
him comm firm Kerry where they lost
their noses in tn time iv Cahal- More
firm thryin' to find out what was 60
in on in tn admin counties.
mo, sir, they'se no raison FIR bein'
frightened about tn Jews. They won't
hurt us. If they amt good citizens,
they're good enough. They don't throu-
BILE tn divorce coorts an I can't ray
mimber iver SEEM wan dhrunk-I
name to say. rale good an picked.
come-on- all-iv-ye- polisinen- preferred
that kind iv dhrunk."
They're gettin' tn best Nv ivrv-
thing" said Mr. Hennessy. They'll
dhrive us out iv tn counthrY."
They'll not" said Mr. DooIey.
"They'se wan proof that they're MAX
in no progress"
whats that?"
They're all Dimmycrats," said Mr..
Dooley.