New-York tribune., 1902-07-20

Barbour was one OF the speakers OF the evening
He spoke Women in Business" and his ad-
dress filed with humor. some OF which was
as follows:
woman when shipwrecked was aroused from.
a semi-stupor by the cry, "A sail A saili' and
immediately she aroused sufficiently inquire rs
II bargain saIe?'' These are not the kind OF
women I propose TO tax about. however -.
stenographer you used to have-the one Who took took
your dictatIon so wei he answereo She does
The husband and the wife Of today who keep
insptiy termed partners in business The husband
is rShttuIIy the head Of the arm and OF necessity
not forget that the junior partner dey2tes her en-
srous snanctai recognition
The teacher OF the arithmetic class IN district
mother s. to-day and 81 to-morrow what would
she haye? 20 which Tommy promptly responded.
Indicated that prevails the better it is for the
happiness OF home
The Rev. George n. Ferris made a humorous
address Standards Of the Street" He said in
opening:
The standards Of the street mark the morals
Of nation. Just az the old tide mark down on
remarkable waves that send their spouting spray
9ns me % t ne ar o. 1 n IGn t aPo s N ne ,5 r
tug Of heavenly influence 81 the daily going
though va1eless az estimate Of the possibilities
of our humanity, is sure indication ~ how nigh
nal and Invisible rules or righteousness. Jean Paul
the inhabitants u F'ischserfngs1 the MIIky Wsv
they would not value II one-haf as highly as
can any little boy here tell me something about
t4e Pharisees?, asked Sunday school teacher
class "One Gay they brought penny to Jesus
and Jesus locked at It and said. Whose subscrip-
"Aby,',. said one Hebrew TO another, 'Tkey's got
IN his wifes name?" was the query.
Two dafISeys aIs we're sitting On a wharf fishing
boy leaned over too far and feiI In The old man
yog ssd bvstander IN savs vas bo eays ne f
! that hoy" Had 70 do H. boss the answer
| Dat boy had de 5ait in his pocket he did"
! Did you ever meet man who seemed be ut
+ teTly incapable of manifesting any heroisn save
I count no man successful whose soul Is not
/ old deacon. once, we called you mere to save
1 souls. not to be forever asking for your salary
eat eat souls: and II could II would take one hundred
/ Ike yours 70 make decent mOuthfuL"
| All Of which goes to show that there are Ger
t tn e people t,o ~so can see nothing IN the moon but
The third annual banquet Of the association was
! held on March last. with an attendance of about
three hundred Simeon Ford Of New-York was
one Of the speakers and he talked about ''The
Hotel Business" He began his address by say
| ing:
I want TO set myself right with you at the start
I am no silver tongued orator and l can prove it.
! If was. wouldn't be running a tavern. When
usually lands in the United States Senate or in a
ITnatic asylum yu They put him away somewhere
people think he got into the wrong place. After
but on fhe dgestVe oans nhe and md
| / have quit the business.
Joseph L. Barbour spoke on "The Legal Pro-
fession." He said that in his profession the mem
bers called each other brother" and then smote
each other under the fifth rib in the solar
plexus That hard for the laity under
| stand and hard for the legal profession to ex-
! plain He sometimes thought the judge the
! bench was responsible for the apparent bad feel
| Ing. Lawyers couldn't ''sass" the Judge, for fear
| OF the penalty for contempt. so they took IT out
| OF each other. and could make IT up apoIosize
| and shake hands afterward