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Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1902-11-03

SIN Eremoenbud1e bes Sat-
bufes am Snielsberae in 9barineen
finoet iih, uie man benz r6ann.
&ur." l6reibt, folgenoe gintragune
oes megen ieiner freilinnigen Nnlibs
ten aemaBreaelten Baitors 8eins
CARTS:
l1no oreh'n tie iid5 audi UNI utb UNI,
Die GERM pm 8Duiiitprium,
Witiammt ben frpmmen 8riibern; =
Isle ib6n, bod, @ott, 1T beine 8elt,
Bonn 8alo9runo bis gum 6immelsselt
uno bon bon oeiuen @itern! :
Drum, Hietiiten, alI5umal,
@ebt mir nit Gurem Symmetrical,
Sd peiB oa beii're 8a6rbeit:
Yin Baum urb Oueq uno 6elienarat
Bran9t mir beS Sh6pferS 2iebestbat
Sn touienbfaher &larbeitl
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1902-11-03
Der gtaotar5t 8. paId5al

maHt in ieinem Sabresberiht sur
Benerung Der aeiunobeitlihen Ser
bdttniife Der Stabt bic fDlaenoen
@nipfeblungen.
@8 iDnte perbDten tueroen: oas
Nu6lpuden nufs ben Seitenmeaen,
ba8 Muaflopfen Der TeppiHe inner
bnlb getpifier @rensen, bic Nnlaae
pm NbOrten in irgeno elmer JDrnl,
tue MnihluB an baS GemerIpfem
gen1nbt meroen fam; bic 5iitterung
pDn Shweinen nit Nbfdaen, Der
Berfnuf BON @iften uno iiarfotiihen
WRitteltt. gmpfublen miro Die Sn=
lpeftinn oes Sblabtpiebes auf benz
6ufe; MnihluB zines ieoen reuge-
bnutea 0auieS an bas Serueripftem;
0as Ge9eit Der Seitentpege nit Beien
urb am friiben Morgen; 8eiprtntes
lung Der Straben in INNER grDBerer
MnSoebnung; ipftematiibe Splitting
Der StraBenrinnen; bas Nuffiilen
BON nieDrigen Steuen uno 2Ddern
in ben StraBen; errpeiterte Bflaftez
rulg.
Or. Baihal aiebt bic @elammts
Tuoesrate fir ginbeimilhe unb
Jrenloe 81. 80; bic Der ginmDhner
aueitl auf 1915 per Tauienb an, bel
elmer Heb5lferuna BON 10000
Geelen.
Die Total : gDoesfdae betruaeu
1923. tpurin Eootgeboreue uno Jrib-
aeburten eingerednet fino. 8oae
27% ftnrber an Tubertuloiis, meis
ftera Jremoe. bic ibrer @~eiunbbeit
tpe9erl, nber 5u ipdt. bierber tarnen.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1902-11-03

Der 2Dmmiiidr berebnet, baB
our@ bas unperninftige 2egislatur=
9eleb Bpm 1895 uno 1897, melfes
on8 Nderbaulnn6 BON So per Mfer
auf $3.50 unb bas Weioelano pDu
81 per Nder auf 81 berabiebte, benz
perstlanenten ShulfDnb bon $8-12.=
100000 perlDren aingen. 2anb, bas
nDr uenigen Sabren fir $1.50 unb
$1.O0 per Mder perfauft pDroert lit,
bat beute eiren Wertb Bpm $500 bis
$3.50. Die @eiebgeber beriidfib=
tigten ridt, mas bieier erDrme @eih=
tbutt 6es Gtaates fir Die iebige nno
bic 5ufiinftieen @eneratiunerl gu be-
oeuten Eat. iagt Der 2~anbtommifidr
am S@lufe ieines Beribtes.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1902-11-03
Sas SDcemm.

Der Chicago Glee Club miro
oas 2pceum SEQ. 2 am Wittmub
Ibeno, ben 5. NDpember, i'm @ros
ben Opernbauie ausflaen. Der
Berfauf Der size fir bieie auseez
5eibnete unterbaltung beginnt am
Dienstae um 9 ubr Wprgens in
@ebb & Mir' Palace of Sweets,
329 MlamozB lasa.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1902-11-03
Ghriftieter p~erlanst !

Gin iunger Mann bon 1870
Sabren fam in elmer 8eitunaSs
Druferei in einem 2anoIt6otben
bauernoe 8el6aftiaune finoen.
&efleftirenoe ppIen Iid unter
g 6riftieber" 100 X an Die
uSreie 8reiie' in Snn Nntpnio,
3eras, tuenoen.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1902-11-03

@eibnabter rabt beran unb boz
NIT fir Wiele Die Mufgabe. @e1hente
iir bic Wermanoten uno 5reunoe
etc. ein5utauifen. Die Supeliere
@ebruber griber erleihtern
GuM bic Nrbeit, oent ibr finoet bel
ibm Grtitel 81 ieoem Yreiie pDn ST.
bis Al $1,000.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1902-11-03
Brief zSiFe.
Serren.aifte:

6 Mrnplb-@o S 8eder = s gon<
rao-S B g%briitenien = 8 @ 9rel6er-
@bas @iloenmeier-Sobn Se6er-Mna q
2iiel-@ s 2uter -N 6 3poer-Nuauit
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&eibenba9-@eo q @eiB-& 6 8aener
Geo 3 zimmerman.
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@liiabetb 8ens-g 6 8aub-Srau 6 sc
D~ablgreen = 5rau q S Sranf 8etip
Sant-Srancis Sil9er-Sina 4nDblaub
-5ran BS Miehlih-Ggnes &ebmann-
Gona M Stein-8atie lllrib.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1902-11-03
NepIamnf

niro elm 9nabe BON bier i'm SITTER
oon IA bis Is Sabren, Der out
Deutld lelen uno idreiben fam, INN
oas Shrlftleber= 6anomert gu erlers
men. Ia6aufraaen in bet Office Der
nSreien 8reHe".
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1902-11-03
Nus Yaris miro oeSd1riebe,

Gus 8aris miro oeidrieben:
Die Wuiifer Der bieligen 5beater
hielten cine 8~eriammlung ab uno
belblDiien e%initimmte, beute Mittae
einen aaaemeinen Streif gu beain=
men. IS nabmen 1900 MeuIifer an
Der g%erlammluna 9beil. Ser Streif=
belhluB lit Die Solse zines lett lan=
ger 3eit wdbrenben Streites nit ben
9beaterotreftoretl iiber Die Beaabz
lung, lDmie iber belonbere 8esab=
lung fir Broben uno Watinees. Die
SbeoteroireftOren MAIDEN geltenb,
oaB Die S6auipieler feline 8esablung
fiir Die BrDben erbalten, mesbalb
aub Die Wiuitfer feline erbalten lou=
ten. Ser Streif betrifft Die meiIten
Bariler Sbeater. Die 9beateroiref=
loren rebnen oarauf, baB Die @iht=
itreifer, welbe ni9t benz WuIifer=
perbanoe angebDren, ibnen belfen
tueroen, ben Gampf Ill aeminnen.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1902-11-03

Die @ebruoer griber
baben Elm auserleienes 2aeer bon
Diamanten, Supelen, uhren uno
SancDzN rtifeln aQer @rt, Die iih
oor5hglid als acknowledgements
eionen.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1902-11-03

@rnmoeiaentbmnts : llebertragungcm.
Sen Stribling an Scarf 8. &ih=
ter, 3 @runoitiiGe an Gaia 8lancp
Ctr, $1,000.
W. sc. &nor an s.. 9Dhsius,
@runbitid an WDntana Str. 5000.
S. Gdermann an S. 3. Quinn,
253 Qder 2anb an Der Salabo,
$1,000.
gbas. s. Slider jun. an Charles
8aumberger, @runbitiid an @eit.
Commerce Str, $1,000.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1902-11-03

Sat oenn tpob Niemano elm Mittel
CUR 2inoerune Der Sdrnprrboi6ensGu
entoedt? Sa, 9epiB. 9as an~erfaunteite
betBt "ANAKESlS" uno lit elm aus
8fanaenitofen 9eformtes 3apfhen, iuel<
cbes, tpenn es am Sibe bes 9eioens ans
9eipatot tpiro, alsbolb eroBe 9inberuna
9etpabrt. Na6 uno na6 betuirft es auch
pbai9e Seilnng bes 9eibens. Cine Strobe
bes Mitfels tpirb mnentgeltlid seliefert,
tuenn man P. Neustaedter & Co Box
2416, New York City, abreiIirt. Sic
"Anakesis'' 1T in aIen Ipotbeten su
baben. Breis ST..
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1902-11-03

@amat Sind's Sc sasama e~isarren,
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1902-11-03

Ser @eneralfelbmarI6au @raf
Waloeriee erfldrt iebt, Dab es nod
p6nig ungewiB lei, Db er nberbaupt
nab Imerifa reiie urb mann oas
Der Sal iein tperoe. @r bate Die
NbIi6t gebabt. i'm ndh1ten Mpril
nit ieiner @emablin, Die cine qe=
borene Seem Dorferin (@fber 2ee)
tit, mach Mmerifa gu fommet1 uno,
tpenn mDglib, mebrere Wpnate gu
perpeilen, um liebe Bermanote su
beluben uno sugleib ben grpBen
Weiten oes 2anoes aus eigener Nns
i9auung fennen gu lernen.
0ieoriae 8reiie fir @epebre
uno Maunition BEL
8. 8raeeer,
322-324 S~t=gommerce=S trose.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1902-09-18
DOG AS WEATHER MESSENGER
Who Was Not Over Fond Of
Physical ExertiOn. s.ss.-,

Down in Georgia, according to my
friend, Capt. Lyerly, who ought to
know, lives a man who Is noted for
his love of ease, but whose wife is
sufficiently hustler to almost make
up for his chronic disinclination to
activity, writes Henry NJ. Wiltse, in
Lippincott's.
One cold night he went to bed,
leaving some bags of grain out of
doors which should have been placed
in the barn for protection against
! the weather, to say nothing of
thieves. But then, they don't have
many thieves in Georgia.
During the night the hero of this
story awoke and thought that he
heard something which sounded like
rain. He was anxious to know
whether 1t was raining or not, for If
it were he wanted an opportunity
to worry about that grain, or per-
haps hint to his wife and then go to
sleep while she slipped out and at
tended to it.
He thought the matter over for
some time and then hunched the
good woman.
Nancy"
What is it. John?"
'Is it rainin'?"
II don't know, John"
II wish ! knew"
"Why don't you get up and see,
them"
II hate to; I'm awfully sleepy"
swell, then, go to sleep and never
mind"
"W-all, I'd like to know. Hits
right important"
Then go and see."
"You go, won't you, Nancy?"
"No, l won't-so now, you lazy
thing, you'll"
John lay and reflected for some
minutes, then awoke his wife again
and said: "I1l tell you what We
might do, Nancy. Ye might git up
an let the dog out. He'll bark fer a
mint er two an then whine ter git
back in. Ye en- let i'm in an then
feel o. him. an if hits a-rainin' he'll
be wet, an if hit amt he won't be,
an then hit'll be all right"
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1902-09-18
THE HAPPY LONG AGO.

They tell us Of the good old times
The happy long ago
Alas! the world to-day Is filled
With nothing much but woe,
Back in the blissful. lovely days.
| When all things were SO nice,
No icemen's wagons rumbled. and
The people had no ice.
Back in the happy. happy days
When people were so blest.
When life was worth the living. and
The world was at Its best
Men didn't turn the faucets on
When they went home at night
And plunge as we plunge into tubs
All smooth and clean and white.
The good old days. the fair old days.
Ere awnings had been made.
How sweet 1t must have been, when II
Was ninety in the shade.
To sit beside n window where
The sun was shining through
While from unsprinkled streets the dust
In choking volumes blew!
How glad they must have been who lived
In those old, happy days,
Where everything was done by hand
In good old-fashioned ways.
When smoky candles pierced the gloom
And babies yelled at night
Because there were no safety pins
! To give their souls delight.
An! happy. happy days long past.
When all the world was gay.
Ere window screens had been devised
To keep the flies away
When people slept on corded beds
And had their visions rare
While glad mosquitoes took their fill
What happiness was there,
S. Il. Kiser. in Chicago Record Herald.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1902-09-18

When Representative Tompkins,
of Ohio, was young lawyer and was
winning his spurs, he occasionally
found it profitable to accept case
in a Justices court in the country.
He tells the following story Of the
argument made by rural barrister
before such magistrate. The case
was one in which the plaintiff sought
to recover damages from q railroad
company for the killing of COW.
During the course Of his argument
the country lawyer used this express
sive sentence: IF the train had
been run as it should have been ran,
or II the bell had been rung as II
should have been rang, or II the
whistle had been blown a. II should
have been blew, both Of which they
did neither, the COW would not have
been injured when she was hllsd.'-
Cleveland Leader.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1902-09-18

Jim was prompt to act. He beRss
to lay siege to simple Linda, and
soon dszsled her With his dasAlna
ways. He ridiculed Alpheus inces.
sanity, never speaking Of him 10
Linda except as Fiddleneck, and max.
ing her ashamed. finally, Of having
received Alpheus' attentions. Help
less as ever under Jim's prosecutions,
Alpheus could only worry and puzzle
over the situation.
But the climax came when Alpheus
was passing one day in front Of tho
old cabin, and Jim, hailing him,
coarsely taunted him with having
got 'his gal' away from him.
Not that vally her this much, =
and he snapped his fingers, but jcs'
to learn you a lesson"
Suddenly the world swan red be-
fore Alpheus' eyes. 1t seemed to him
that this crowned all the unkindness,
insults and indignities that had been
heaped upon him in his childhood and
boyhood. He struck at his step
brother as an animal attacked by
another would strike, inspired by
the instinct of retaliation, and with
out thought of consequences.
Yet who knew all this but HIM
self? and he had not words in which
u tell it.
The Methodist minister visited Al
pheus in his cell. He was q good,
earnest soul. and was touched even
to tears by the thought of this poor,
ignorant creature standing unfriend-
ed on the brink of death.
In response to his pious words,
Alpheus still mumbled his one plant,
II nuver he'd fair chanst."
"But put all that behind you. poor
sinner!" cried the minister, put it
behind you like the rest of life. Re-
pent, and look forward to the life
eternal"
"Yes, I'm sorry l killed Jim, but
somehow-I dunno'-Alpheus thought
and words trailed off confusedly in
TO silence.
The minister was with Alpheus to
the last, exhorting, consoling and en-
couraging; and Alpheus learned to
cling to him as child in passing
through a dark place would cling to
a friendly hand. Something Of the
consolation the minister tried to
bring home to him penetrated his
dull mind, and his formless ideas
slowly shaped themselves into the
words: Reckon if I'd always knowed
bout gittin' fair chanst Over Yam
der, l wouldn't a minded SO much
missin' it here"
In which, without knowing it. Al
pheus acquiesced in the words of the
philosopher-that ''in order to en-
dure this life it is necessary to
imagine another."-New Orleans
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1902-09-18
SOFT COPE

Like the running brock, the
red blood that flows through
the veins las t. come IRON
somewhere.
The springs Of rcd blood are
found il the soft core OF the
bones c;,i!cd the marrow and
some say rcd blood also comes
from the spleen. Healthy bone
marrow and healthy spleen
are full of fat.
SCOTS Emulsion makes new
blood by feeding the bone
marrow and the spleen with
the richest of all fats, the pure
cod liver oil.
For pale school girls anG
invalids and for all whose
blood is thin and pale, Scott, :,
Emulsion is a pleasant and rich
blood food. 1t not only feeds
the blood-making organs but
gives them strength to do
their proper work.
Send for free sample.
IoS-4iS Pearl Street, New York.
SOC and $i.oo; all druggists
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1902-09-18
PROTHONOTARY'S ACCOUNTS:

II REGISTER'S NOTICES.-Notice is hereby CIV
en- tnat tne fOll0wlng named persons hH We
filed their Administrators, Guardian, and Et.
ecut0rs accounts In the Registers Ofllce OF Sny-
confirmation and allowance at the Court House
n Mlddle6urgh, Monday, Oct. 9th, 1902.
/. First and final account OF Luther Minium,
executor OF the estate of Catharlne Minium,
late OF Perry Twp, deceased.
2. First and final account OF Mary NJ Haunt.
administrative In the estate OF Sarah Haunt
late OF selinsgrove, deceased.
3. First and final account OF George Miller
and Charles Miller, executors OF the estate OF
James MilleI, late OF Penn Twp, deceased.
4. First and final account OF J ohm X. Hughes
executor OF the estate OF Margaret Dock, late of
Washington Twp, deceased.
5. First and final account OF II. NJ. Coleman
and j. + krouse, administrators Of the estate
OF Lewis Krouse, late OF Middlecreck Twp, de.
ceased.
0: First and final account OF W. /. Garman
and Elizabeth Garman, executors OF the estate
Henry Garman, late OF Perry Twp, deceased.
I. First and final account OF Samuel shircy.
executor OF the estate Of Eliza Shook, late oi
Beaver Twp, deceased.
5. First and 1Rai account OF Simon II. OIdt.
administrator Of the estate Of Isaac Baker, late
OF West Beaver Twp, deceased.
0. First and final account OF I. Norman Fish.
er, administrator u. d. N. q. T. A. OF tn. estate
OF Samuel Fisher. late OF Penn Twp, deceased,
10. First and final account OF Thomas PaIee
and Frederick Leach, executors OF the estate of
Casha!ins Bohner, late Of Chapman Twp, dc.
L. First and ansl account Of John @. stsun.
er executor Of the estate Of Daniel slauier. late
OF selinsgrove, deceased.
J.H. WILLIS. Register.
MiddIeburg, Pa, September ., 1907.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1902-09-18
Needed Her Dad Help.

Summer Girl-Papa, wish you'd
lock up your money and pretend to
fail, there's good old dear. 1t needn't
last more than a week or two, and
there are so many failures now no one
will find fault.
Father-Of all things! Wha-
Summer Girl-Oh, it's all right. You
see. I'm engaged to nine young men,
and I've got to get rid of at least eight
of them, somehow.-N. Y. Weekly.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1902-09-18
Her Vocal Attainments

II am not at all satisfied with my
roice," the church choir soprano re-
marked to her visiting uncle from be-
yond the suburbs.
II noticed" responded the uncle, to
whom the operate style of church
music was something new, "you
seemed to be trying to shake ii while
you were singing that solo."-Chi-
pago Tribune.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1902-09-18
II All Depends,

1.-Two heads are better than one,
you know" remarked the individual
with the quotation habit.
"Well, don't know anything of the
kind" rejoined the glum man, who
happened to be the father of twins.
Chicago Daily News.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1902-09-18

Mr.. Ferguson was standing on the
upper deck of the lake steamer, hold
ing to rope and watching the waves
when Mrs. Ferguson came hurryins
up.
George" she hurriediy exclaimed.
Johnny is dreadfully sick?"
"Where?" asked the husband and
father, preparing to go below.
"Where do you suppose he would
be sick" she asked, shrilly, "in p storm
like this ?"-Chicago Tribune.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1902-09-18
A DiscOuraEing Position.

"Do you think literary woman
ought to marry?
Not il she is novelist. Her ideas
of manly perfection as depicted in her
books would be enough to make any
conscientious husband give up in de-
spair and leave home to look for work
as truck driver" r."-Washington Star.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1902-09-18
Avoiding Risks.

"Mr. Binks is an entertaining talk
err" said Miss Cayenne.
"But he is not at all original" an
swered the envious person.
"No; some people show their clev-
erness by not trying to be original"
Washington Star.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1902-09-18

He-I understand young Simpkins
and his wife are not living happily to-
gether.
She-What seems to be the trouble? :?
He-lncompatibility of temper.
She-Which is al fault?
He-Both. He furnishes the incom-
patibility and she supplies the temper.
Chicago Daily News.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1902-09-18

SISTER" suggested the little
brother, "let us take whole buckle tful
of this sand to Mr.. Slowleigh."
Mercy, child" said the big sister.
"Why should we do that?"
"Well, papa says that the young ma n
needs to show little sand If he ex-
poets to marry you before he dies Of
old age."-Louisville Courier.Jour-
nal.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1902-09-18
Times Have Changed.

The Prodigal-The father in
Bible story, dad, killed the ih
calf for his SON
The Old Man-Yep; but he w'y
up against no beef trust, | recA"
Judge.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1902-09-18

Deliver Us from Our Frie''
II didn't know they were eng's
"They weren't. but their frie.I
cided 1t would be a splendid NAV.
there was nothing else for ''s'
do."-Detroit Free Press.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1902-09-18
Anything for Relief.

NuythIHB IOr NeITe''
what q rank SMELL" exclaimed
elderly relative, who had droppea'
for an evening call.
ITS worse than rank, auntie' "
the little Englewood girl who was y y
ing to fight the mosquitoes with =
ITS punk."-Chicago Tribune
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1902-09-18
Inferred Appreciation,

Dofly-Edgar Titfington is so COM
plimeutary.
Polly-What does he say?
Dolly-Oh! He doesn't say any
thing; but when l am talking to him
he cocks his head on one side and
shuts his eyes, as II he were listening
to q three-dollar concert.-Puck.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1902-09-18
1T PAYS
to advertise in a live and q
to- date newspaper. For re;rI
try
The POST
A Valid Excuse.

4 valid Excuse.
"She has just refused man wc'1
a million"
rs it possible? Any rational exp
nation of her act?"
"Oh, yes. She had just acceptedi
other man worth n million. "-BTo'1
lyn Life.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1902-09-18
By the Way,

In youth We hear the dinner horn
And answer with a scurry;
Matured, the horn of plenty keeps
A fellow in a Slrry,
And Gabriel's is the only one
For which we never hurry.
N. Y. Times.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1902-09-18
No Advantage.

Scribbler-I wonder il I'd have !,
ter success with the magazines !.
should have my articles typewr.-rs,, y,
Frank Friend-Mercy, no! -,
the editors could read them.-@
Weekly.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1902-09-18
A Good Resolution.

The Parson-I trust that you see the
error Of your ways.
The Convict-Betcherlife I do. Next
time III have better sense dan ter hire
Q cheap lawyer.-N. Y. Journal.
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JurV List

oA 1ASOs
List OF Grand Jurors drawn for the Court OF
Oyer and Terminer and General Jail delivery
and Court OF quarter Sessions OF the Peace NJ
Snyder county held at Oct Term. commencing
Monday. Oct. 8. 1902.
GRAND JURORS
Name. Occupation. Residence.
Aibogast, c. NJ, laborcr, Perry West
Bingaman. Daniel. aborer, Centre
Benfer, Jacob, laborer, Middlccreek X
BiDgaman. Vim H.. carpenter, Beaver
Dreese, John, farmer. Washington
Fry, Charles, farmer, jackson
Fisher, Harry, farmer, Beaver West
Gill, A. W., teacher, Adams
Gilbert, JAS H., bricklayer Monroe
Gerhart Joseph farmer Washingto
Howell Adam laborer Middleburg
Hendricks Chas q merchant Selinsgrove
Hendricks Henry farmer Chapman
Herrold = 5 Slaborer Union
Kline John farmer jackson
Meyer Michael laborer Washington
Meyer Philip T iaborer Washington
Stahl Jacob q farmer Union
Schoch John dentist Monroe
slower j wilson farmer Perry
Stahl John laborer Penn
Wise Gabriel farmer Union
Wagner VIM farmer Beaver West
Young A Riley farmer Monroe
PETIT JURORS
List Of Petit Jurors drawn for the Court OF
Common Pleas, Court Of Quarter Sessions OF the
Peace, Court OF over and 'rerminer and General
Jail Delivery of snyder County, Pa. held as
Oct. Term. commencing Oct. 8, 1902
Name. Occupation. Residence.
Amig Philip farmer franklin
Arbogast W A merchant Selinsgrove
Bowersox Curtin farmer Middrburg
Boyer Danl gent Mddlecreek
Bailey Isaac trucker Selinsgrove
Brubaker John farmer Union
Diehl Frank lin laborer Washington
Lreese Isaac farmer Beaver
Diemer John laborer Washington
Custer Henry ID farmer Penn
Fisher Henry X farmer Perry
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Worldly wisdOIn,

Father-In choosing a wife, one
should never judge by appearances.
Son--That's right. Often the pret.
tiest girls have the least money!
Puck.
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The New Way,

Now Cupid no longer makes use Of q bow
His heartrending missiles to deal;
The gay little god has a weapon far worse
He rides In an automobile.
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HIS Com ment.

"She has such a sympathetic voice."
Possibly, possibly; brt II she were
. sympathetic girl she wouldn't use
II SO much."-Chicago post
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Putting Him to the Test.

He (angrily)-l actually believe you
would marry the first fool that asked
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you.
She (calmly)-Just ask me to mar
ry you and prove the fallacy of your
Daily News.