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Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1902-12-19
Roast Pie = la Lamb In china.

Roast PIG = Ia Lamb In China.
A correspondent Of the North China
Herald writes this dissertation upon
roast pig: How little western writer's
understand the Chinesei Who has
not read and rejolced over Lambs
Dissertation Upon Roast Pigr It is
not everybody who has the chance
OF seeing Lambs fascinating story
worked out in real life. In the begin
ming Of the present Chinese year /
passed through a busy market village
where the people kept many pigs. In
the middle of the night fire broke
out in the market village aud de-
strOyed the whole place. No lives had
been lost, but most OF the pigs had
been roasted, especially those too fat
to run quickly. Roast pigs! Burning
houses! Lambs story in real life!
Quite naturally remarked that some
folk must have had a splendid meal OF
roast pork In those days. To my sur.
prise the natives asked with disgust:
"A splendid meal Who would eat
that stinking. smoky stuffT The
paiate OF the Chinaman absolutely re.
jects smoky roast pork! All that mag
nitcent epicurean description culmi-
mating in the one word 'crackllng'-a
delusion, yarn, liel I gloated over
that yarn when boy and grew ex-
cited as the story went from one page
to another Now to find the whole
thing go up in smoker
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1902-12-19

In letter % the secretary Of the in.
terror, T. Il Carpenter, government
surveyor, reports hat Is is doubtful
whether the survey Of the boundary OF
the line between g luradO and New
Mexico can lie completed 10y June 30,
1903, as was proposed Surveyor Car
peuter and his party, WIN are ongaged
on the work, are now locat, d at Edith,
some III miles from the end the
boundary line This mucn Of T.. ne
they have surveyed and marked with
iron mile posts. The ConejuS and
Culebra ranges lie in front of the party
now and the obstacles to be overcome
are too great to allow the completion
Of the work by the allotted time.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1902-12-19

Very few could believe in looking al
A. I. Hoadley, a healthy, robust
blacksmith Of Tllden, Ind, that for
ten years he suffered such tortures
from rheumatism as few could endure
and live. But wonderful change
followed bis taking Electric Bltters
Two bottles wholly cured me-" he
writes, land l have not felt a twinge
In over year" They regulate the
kidneys, purify the blood aud cure
rheumatism, neuralgia, nervousness,
improve digestion and give perfect
health. Try them. Only so cts. at
all druggists and dealers 10 medicines.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1902-12-19

Curran. the famous Irish advocate
was a master Of repartee, but he did
not always score. though he enjoyed
an encounter none the less If he waf
fairly beaten. One day, in gay mood
he stopped and chatted with a certain
Father O'Leary. "Ah. father" said
the advocate, waiting for an opening
show l wish when die that you had
the key TO heaven!
"Why?" said the priest, for he guess.
ed trap was laid.
Because you could let me in."
"Ah," said Father O'Leary, ut would
be better for you If had the key OF
the other place, for then l could let
you out"
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1902-12-19

The matter Of the assessment OF the
United Verde mines and improve
ments In Yavapa county will prob
ably have to be settled in the courts.
The company has offered to settle on
a basis uf S22 600, but the levy against
that properly runs over $4,000. 1t
WAS thought that there was a move.
ment on foot tn compromise the mat
ter with the Clark cuBpany, hut the
supervisors remained tirm and in
structed the county attorney TO pro.
ceed with the suit.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1902-12-19
THE SIRE WAY

to prevent pneumonia and cOnsump
tiOn is To cure your cold when it first
appears. Acker'S English remedy will
stop the cough in night, and drive
the cold out Of your system. Always
quick and sure cure for asthma, and
bronchitis. aud all THROAT and lung
troubles. lit does not satisfy you
the druggists will refund your money.
Write to us for free sample. W. H
Ho ker & o., Buffalo, N. Y. Eagle
Drug Mercantile company.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1902-12-19

Old as the history of the world itself
is that of the queen of flowers. The
ancient Greeks and Romans reveled in
roses. They were used lavishly at their
feasts. In the time Of the republic the
people had their cups of falernian wine
swimming with blooms, and the Spar
tan soldiers after the battle Of Cirrha.
refused to drink any wine that was not
perfumed with roses, while at the re
gatta Of Bai@ the whole surface Of the
Lucrine lake was strewn with flowers.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1902-12-19

IF every one knew what a grand
medicine DR.. Kings New Life Pills
is, " writes d. II. Turner, Dempsey.
town, Pa, you'd sell all you have in
a day. Two weeks use has made a
new man OF me-" Infallible for con
stipation. stomach and liver troubles
25c at all druggists ana dealers in
medicines.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1902-12-19
MANY LOVER

Has tnrned-away with disgust from an
otherwise lovable girl with an ofien.
sive breath. Karl's clover root tee
purlfss the breath by its action on the
bowels, ETC., as nothing else will
Sold for years on absulute guarantee.
Price IS cts, and 80 cts. For sale bg
AoG Fath BEOthesA
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1902-12-19

Edward Ill. had just announced his
intention of beginning the Hundred
Years war.
But" sobbed Queen Phillppa, cant
you reduce it to nlnety-eightI"
Maddened, however, by this request
for a bargain. he rushed out at once
and pawned their crowns TO pay the
rOOps.-New York Tribune.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1902-12-19
wHArIs sHILoHa

A grand old remedy for cough, cold
and consumption; used through the
world for half a century, has cured
lnnumerable cases of incipient con
sumption and relieved many In ad
vanced stages. I, II you are not salts
ied with the results we will refund
your money Price 25 cts, so cts
and Sl.OO. For sale by McGrath Bros
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1902-12-19
YOUNG MOTHERS

Group is the terror Of thousands OF
Young mothers because its outbreak is
so agonizing and frequently fatal.
Shiloh's cough and consumption cure
acts like magic 10 cases of Group. 1t
has never heen known to fail. The
worst cases relieved Immediately
Price 25 cts, so cts and sl,O0. For
sale by McGTath Brothers.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1902-12-19
DiRerence Of OpinIOn,

"How did that poem of yours turn
outY"
"Oh," answered the author, "there
was the difference of opinion that
usually attends the production Of a
masterpiece. The postmaster insisted
that 1t was first class matter and the
editor insisted that it was not
Washington Star.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1902-12-19

If ShilOh's cough and consumption
ure. which is sold for the small sum
Of 25 cts, so cts. aud sI.0O, does not
cure take the bottle back aud we will
refund your money. Sold for over
tfty years on this guarantee. Price
% CTS. and 50 Cts. For sale by McGrath
Brothers
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1902-12-19

BY sending 10 miles VIM. Spirey, Of
Walton Furnace, W., got box Of
Bucklen's Arnlca salve, that wholly
cured a horrible fever sore on his leg.
Nothing else could. Positively cures
bruises, felous, ulcers, eruptious, boils,
burns corns and piles. Only 25c.
Guaranteed by all druggists and deal
'erS In medicines.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1902-12-19

'Tt gets me-" confided the intoxicated
Individual who was gazing into the
florists window-'it gets me! d'know
wezzer a chr'chr'chr' 'zannemum looks
like Skye terrier or wezzer u Skye
terrier looks like chr-chr-izzlannium." b"
But the policeman got him just then.
and the problem ceased to get him for
the time belng.-Baltimor American.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1902-12-19

SICK HEADACHE ABSOLUTELY AND
permanently cured BY using Moki Tea.
A pleasant herb drink. Cures con-
stiI alton and lndlQestlon, makes you
eat. Sleep work and happy. satisfac.
tion guaranteed or money back. =
ctF. and 30 cts. Eagle drug uEsJUSH
tine OJmpsuy.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1902-12-19

1t is remarkable how virtuous and
generously disposed every one is at
a play. We uniformly applaud what
is right and condemn what is wrong
when It costs us nothing but the senti-
ment.-Hazlitt
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1902-12-19

Cannibal Chief-what was that
had for dinner?
Cannibal Cook-He was a bicycle
rider. your excellency.
Cannibal Chief-I thought detected
a burned taste.
Cannibal Cookies, your exeellen.
cy. He was scorching when we caught
him.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1902-12-19

A glass or two nf water taken half
an hour before breakfast will USUALLY
keep the bowels regular Harsh
cathartics should he avoided. When
a purgative is needed, take Chamber.
lain's Stomach and Liver tablets.
They are gentle in their action. For
sale by all dealers in medicines.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1902-12-19
TERRIT0RIAL.
tlouRT OF PRIVAT'E LAND CLAIMS.

Jes,ph 4. Reed Of Iowa, Chief Justice.
ASSOCIATE JusTIcEs-wilbur f. Stone or
Colorado; william NJ. Murray, of Tennessee;
Henry e Siuss of Kansas.
I.arthew G Reynolds, of Missouri u B.
Attorney.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1902-12-19
n Yon ARE TRouRLEn WIrH M

If YoU ARE TROUBLED WITH I'M
pure blood, indicated by sores,
pimples, headache, etc. we would
recommend AckeT's Blood Elixir,
which we sell under a positive guaran
tee. It will always cure scrofulous OF
syphilitic poisions and all blood dis
eases. so cts and sl.OO Eagle Drug
Mercantile company.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1902-12-19

you told me last week that you
would try to raise my salary" said
Briggs.
"Oh, yes" replied his employer.
well, did. I raised It after some
trouble. Believe me, l had a very
hard time raising It this week"
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1902-12-19

An easy way to soften hard water
delightfully."- is to throw orange peel
into 1t Just before the water Is used.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1902-12-19

The cigar and tobacco trust has in
vaded San Antonio aud has secured
leases on three Of the lest locations in
the city for their cigar business aud
will have the three establishments In
operation by January /. In securing
the leases the trust purchased the
stuck OF goods in hem outright. A
cut in cigars was made in the city last
week, ten cigars of popular cent
brand being sold for a quarter. The
cigar trade there is dernoralized and
local dealers have met and formed an
ASSOCIATION aud 1t j. said ~ will u'iimte
with the Cigar Dealers AsNucla, % Of
America
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1902-12-19

The therometer marked 4 degrees
below zero at Flagstaff during the re-
cent cold snap.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1902-12-19

In the United States there are now
25O smeltprs In active operation. he
sides numerous reduction works
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1902-12-19

The Huachuca mountains are, TO a
depth Of two or more feet, covered
with snow, which insures plenty Of
water for the next spring and sum
mer. 1t has been years since such a
depth Of snow been reported trum
those mountains.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1902-12-19

TO improve the appetite aud
strengthen the digestion, try few
doses Of Cnamberlain'- Stnmach and
Liver tablets Nj. S II. Se,tz, nI
Detroit, Mich, says, "fhey resJured
my appetite when impaired, relieved
me Of blUated feeling and caused a
pleasait aud satisfactory NOV vement ut
the bowels" There are people 10 TINS
community whp need just such med
icIne. For sale by all dealers in mear
cines. Every box warranted
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1902-12-19
INDIGESTION

is the cause OF more discomfort than
any other aiIment. II you eat the
things you want, and that are good
for you, you are distressed. Acker's
Dyspepsia Tablets will make your di.
gestion perfect and prevent dyspepsia
and its attendant diNagreeable symp,
toms. You can safely eat anything,
at any time If you take one Of these
tablets afterwatd Sold by all drug.
gists undera positive guarantee. 25
cts. Money refunded # you are not
salisned. Send to US rura Tree sample.
w. II. Houker s. Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1902-12-19
AVIAN N. WHITE,

A..orasy and 'Ol'o''0s 90.
N,su.,ns.. vnlrso.Iv' prompt .'''n''0- ''''0.
ono.. nOsu.s and 4 SHEPPARD Building
nullasd:SESst. .v vvx1oo
smVHR oHT
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1902-12-19

The ella valley is coming to the
front as a producer Of celery.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1902-09-15

The report circulated in the United
States by a news agency that the Turk
ish government had addressed an
abrupt note to United States Minister
Leishman saying that it absolutely
refused>to further discuss the response
bility for the capture by brigands of
Miss Ellen M. Stone, the American
missionary, and companion in Sep
tember, 1901, as the outrage was not
committed on Turkish territory, is not
true. AS matter of fact, the question
of the porte's responsibility is indisput-
able since the capture, payment of the
ransom. and liberation of the captives
all occurred in Turkish territory.
The correspondence on the subject of
the measures taken for the discovery
and arrest of the brigands continues,
and the insuficiency of the efforts dis
played by the Turkish authorities have
been the subject of complaint by the
United States legation. The Porte is
following it's usual course of trying by
every means to evade the demands of
the legation for the capture and punish
ment of the guilty persons, alleging
among other reasons that the captives
when released did not furnish sufficient
information to enable the authorities to
find the brigands.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1902-09-15
NellS d Interest.

While King George of Greece was
staying at the Park. Hotel in Wiesbaden
he noticed a window pane upon which
his father, the King of Denmark, had
cut his name with a diamond. King
George took off his own diamond ring
and engraved his name below his fat
hers. A few hours afterward the czar
saw the window and Immediately cut
his name. Then came the kaiser, who
added his name to those of the three
royalties. A British diplomatist and an
American millionaire are now striving
to outbid each other in order to get
possession of the piece of glass.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1902-09-15

An interesting parliamentary paper
giving return Of the military forces
employed in South Africa from the
beginning to the end of the late war
was issued today. The garrison Aug.
/. 1899, consisted of 3I8 officers and
o622 men; reinforcements sent between
then and the outbreak OF hostilities,
Oct. II, 1899, totalled 1886. Thereafter
the troops sent up to May 81, 1902,
reached the great total of 3S6yoSI, best
des 524I4 men raised in South Africa.
The final casualty figures are:
Killed, 5,774; wounded, 23,o2o; died
of wounds or disease, I6,IoS.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1902-09-15
FOR SALE.

1oooo-2 years old sour grange trees
5000 Budded trees Apply.
DR.. Chas F. Shine.
g Tetuan St. 5o-24
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1902-09-15

The Republican territorial conven-
ton will be held in Honolulu next
Monday for the nomination Of a candi-
date for delegate to congress The
Hon. Samuel Parker is said by some of
his friends to be willing to accept a no.
mination, although he has refused it
up to this time. Prince Cupid is talked
of as the candidate of the new party of
boilers from the home rule, and the
Hon. A. G. M Robertson, a member of
the legislature last time, is prominent
Republican candidate for the nomina,
ton.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1902-09-15

Letters received from Hayti,
dated Sept. 1, say that the situation in
that republic is becoming more COM
plicated. In the Chamber OF Deputies.
as now constituted, M. Pierre, one of
the candidates for the presidency, has a
majority over his rival, M. Follchard !;
while M. Firn1in's revolutionary party
is making fight in the field.
No settlement of the difficulties is in
sight, business is entirely suspended in
the. chief towns and the public employ
ees are leaving their work because
they have not teen paid since Gen.
Sam resigned the presidency and left
the country.
According to these advioes those who
are guilty OF burning the town Of Petit
Goave have sought refuge on the Island
of Curacao and are bound for Jamaica.
Bisbee daily review., 1902-02-27
Down Iowa.

We seldom realize that it takes the whole world to provide us with a square meal. But then we Americans are good feeders and are very partic- ular to our stomachs. We call for a steak that comes from the broad fields of kanses or the exIenslve range of Texas, or If we desire leg of mutton we wonder from what flock it came sup of tea that was gathered by ~the picturesque Japanese or the deScendon or take swallow of coffee that wa- grown in the East Iudies. The Epi curean may call for a small bottle from France or some Of the choicest drinks Of Italy. Our bread is made from wheat grown in Iowa and m arket d in Chicago, retailed at St. Paul and mill ed in Minneapolis; our syrup is from Vermont and our buckwheat cakes are from Missouri and some of our biscuits are hard enough to have come around the world. Then We eat onions from California to Greenland and lettuce from every state in the Union: some oranges come from California, but he best ones come from IT da: figs from Smyonia and Jerusalam and pruues from U. $. and Germany; many sauces are from England and our pumpkin pies from Arkansas: 0ur apple pies from Illinois and Wisconsin and our mince pies from the universe and IartIy from Mars
Bisbee daily review., 1902-02-27
MOTHER WILL CONFESS
Walter Tremble'S Wife VIII Prob ably Tell a Sensational
 Story.

When the train pulled out yesterday morning a man and woman sat on the last seat in the rear car, dejected woe begone couple. They were Walter Tremble and wife who had beer brought from Cananea by Capt. Moss man of the Rangers, and were bein g taken to Solomonville where Walter 'rremble will stand trial on a charge of rape committed at Duncan about six months ago.
 The victim was the daughter of the woman who claims 10 be Tremble's wife and says the mother was party 10 the hellish crime.
 When Sheriff Parks arrived in Bis bee on Tuesday he immediately caused the arrest of the woman, who since her husbands arrest had been allowed to remain at a lodging house in this city.
 When the woman WAS placed in jail she was visibly affected and told Sher- if Parks that she would be with her little girl in the m ,tter, and that she was desirous of having talk aloue with the sheriff at the first opportunity
 The daughter of the woman also tells gruesome story ol murder committed in New Mexico on the Pecos river and the dead mans body being buried in the sand along the river,
 Feeling is very bitter in Graham county over the affair and Tremble did uot escape any too quick to pre- vent lynching bee.
Bisbee daily review., 1902-02-27

For Sale-One Broom hou se in the center of town; price extremely low; terms to suit purchaser. A ply to s. K. Williams. 1 22tf
Bisbee daily review., 1902-02-27

For Rent-The Grand View Hotel. 2-2I-tf
Bisbee daily review., 1902-02-27

Lost-Irish setter pup, white spot on breast, six weeks old Return to Tony Downs and receive suitable re ward. 2-7-tf
Bisbee daily review., 1902-02-27

recognize this as the most efficient
 safeguard against any possible adverse contingency. Undelivered Telegrsms-E. F.. Shel. ton: w. P. Parkhurst, Undelivered Cablegram-Mr. An terson, care of postmaster.
Bisbee daily review., 1902-02-27

For Sale-Seven lots, Rear Soda Works. $25 and $50. Address P. O. box 2S6. 2.25-tf.
Bisbee daily review., 1902-02-27

For Rent-Two rooms partially fur nished for light housekeeping. Apply at Grand Hotel, O. K. street. 2-25 3t
Bisbee daily review., 1902-02-27
NOTICE

Notice is hereby given that the annual meeting of the stockholders of the Bisbee-Oregon Gold Mining con- pany will be held at the office of the company in the town of Bisbee on Monday, March 10th, 1902.
 HARRY BROWN,
 2-25-10t Prest.
Bisbee daily review., 1902-02-27
JUSTICE COURT.

Two terrible twisters drank up all the booze in the Kids Last Chance Saloon down the gulch and then de. cided to shoot it up. One of the bad men carried blunderbuss and the other boys popgun that took a field glass to find it. They took window glasses for bulls eyes and dogs for mountain lio ms. One unfortunate canine without license carried home aa ounce of cold lead. Severals ladies ught refuge in some neighboring tree tops and began to warble the Holy City. They finally took too long a chance at the Last Chance and were subsequently pinched.
 Lee Whitemore, have you any ten der recollections of the loug juicy frolic ,has you indulged in at late and unseemingly hours last night?'
 None, yer honor." Wherein you caused several dead soldiers to seek hiding behind stone pile with their shattered remains pre- senting lonely and helpless pictur-?" II do not, yer honor.',
 Do you recollect that in your weak kneed condition you caused numerous winding trails to follow you through | the sand banks which were not unlike 1 the South American boaconstructor.
 Those were not my trails, yer honor."
 Did you deal out several large chunks to few of your intimate friends i in the hope of knockout blow, which caused their minds to wander down Brewery gulch and over to NacO, where they believed they were mixed up in the great national game?"
 T was not there, yer honor.2
 Do you recognize this pocketbook that carries the imprints of an sle- 1 phaut's rear limb, being fiat and ex- pressionless, and are you guilty of car rying this dirk with every blade broken of close to the hilt!" ! Lee pleaded guilty to this charge. ] For all of which negligence, excite ment, numerous diversions and diverse cavortlngs it will be necessary for me to bring in action the x-rays that you may behold the backbone of the law. It reads eight days on bread and water"
 4 < ] Two pretty jolly old sports foated into Judge Williams court yesterday and proceeded to tell the court how the WI ole thing happened. : "You See it was like this. your honor. We were simply out for high old time"
 . ''l observe that you are having it, too," said the court.
 "BegJrrah we were, yer honor, and it only cost us two bits, too, remarked his nIbS.
 7 Well that's cheap enough at half price. How did you accomplish so re- markable feat:"
 l "On desert whisky, yer honor."
 Well, I am glad that you got of so cheap, for we are not cheap people in this court. Ten days or sl0."
Bisbee daily review., 1902-02-27
Chance to Buy

The O. K. Livery Stable and stage lines, together with stock and vehicles Entire business or part of it. Under. taking business included. Address B F. Graham & O., Bisbee, Arizona
 fl-9-tf
Bisbee daily review., 1902-02-27

Commencing March lst the Bank of Bisbee will be open from g a. m. until } p. m., except on Saturdays, when tn ? hours will be from a. m. until p. m.
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