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Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1902-07-24
UNIVERSITY OF NoTRE DAME,
Notre Dame, Indiana.


We call the attention of our readers
to the advertisement of Notre Dame
University, one of the great educa-
tional institutions of the West. which
appears in another column of this pa
per. Those of our readers who may
have occasion to look up college for
their sons during the coming year
would do well to correspond with the
President, who viii send them cata-
logue free of charge. a. well as all
particulars regarding terms. courses
of studies. etc.
There is thorough preparatory
school in connection with the Univer-
sity. in which students of all grades
will have every opportunity of pre-.
pairing themselves for higher studies.
The Commercial Course intended for
young men preparing for business,
may be finished in one or two years,
according to the ability of the student
ST. EDWARDS HALL, for boys un.
der thirteen. is an unique department
of the institution. The higher courses
are thorough in every respect, and
students will find every opportunity
OF perfecting themselves in any line
of work they may choose to select
Thoroughness in class work, exact
ness in the care of students, and de-
votion to the best interests of all. are
the distinguishing characteristics of
Notre Dame University.
Fffty-eight years of active work in
the GAUGE of education have made this
institution famous all over the coun-
try.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1902-07-24
Prntahlx Extra,

A visitor at certain exposition was
seated at a table in one of the high.
priced restaurants in the exposition
grounds, thinking about various things
as he read over the bill of fare and
observed the prices.
by jingo!" he exclaimed to the
waiter. Haven't you got any con.
science at all in this placer"
BEG pardon" returned the naughty
seryitor.
Haven't you got any conscience
conscience-conscieE you un.
derstand?"
The waiter picked up the bill of
fare and began looking it over
81 don't know If we have or not"
he said; IF we have it's on the bill:
If we amt it's an extry. Them's the
rules, sir"
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1902-07-24
REQ mucH TO BELIEVE.
Story Of Ice in June Psralyzed Church
Members.

NCHlpCiS.
Emerging from tae treasury de-
oartment recently, where he vas
confronted by the largest load c. ice
le ever saw, Representative Mo,-y
Of the North Carolina mountains, was
moved to an anecdote.
Years ago. before railroads were
common in that part OF the country,
[ was down in North Georgia" said
be. There | knew fine old deacon
In the Lone Swamp Baptist church.
lie cured his bacon with hickory and
marketed the same in Augusta,
whittier he hauled his produce in a
wagon. On one of his trips to that
municipality he sold his bacon for
the top price prevailing in the mar
ket, was handsomely ertertained by
the purchasers of his Sroduct, and,
in short, became very drunk. II was
so reported at home, and the church
directed a trial.
Many witnesses were heard and
then the deacon himself was called.
I reckon what they have said is
pretty true he frankly admitted, but
ask the church to pardon me. |
sold my bacon for a good price in
Augusta to some very nice men. But
they asked me into their back Office,
where some lemon juice and sugar
and lots of ice and other ingredients
were mixed together. | drank one
glass and they urged me to another,
in which there was also lots of ice.
After drinking that | remember moth
ing more
AT this one of the brethren Of the
church arose, and with great dignity
announced that he believed the dea-
con should be pardoned for being
drunk.
But he has lied continued this
brother. He tells us they had ice
in Augusta during June, which is pre-
posterous. For that | shall insist that
he be dismissed from the Lone
Swamp church. New York Times.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1902-07-24

We call the attention of our readers
to the advertisement of st. Mary's
Academy which apears in another col
umn of this paper. We do rot need to
expatiare upon the scholastic advan-
tages of st. Mary's for the catalogue OF
the school shows the scope of work
included in it's curriculum, which is
of the same high standard as that of
Vassar and Bryn Mawr, and is carried
out faithfully in the class rooms. We
simply emphasize the spirit Of earn
est devotion which makes every teach
er at st. Mary's loyalty strive to de-
velop each young girl attendant there
into the truest, noblest, and most intel
ligent womanhood. Every advantage
of equipment in the class rooms, lab
oratories and study rooms, every care
in the matter of food aud clothing.
and exceptional excellGncs of classic
conditions-all these features are
found at st. Mary's, in the perfection
of development only to he obtained
by the conservation Of devoted lives to
educational Christian work, in spot
favored by the Lord.
Ones character should have lead
ing Mace in the inventory of life
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1902-07-24
4 Terpsichorean Finish.

'I could just die dancing" avows
the maiden fair to see. who has been
two-stepping on the hotel piazza.
'Ah.' smiles her escort. 'as Shake
speare might have said. you could
'double-shuffle off this mortal coil.'"
At first she was inclined to ask for
an introduction to Mr.. Shakespeare,
but she contented herself with assur-
ing her escort that he was just dread.
full.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1902-07-24

81 hope, my dear" her father wrote,
"that You are not frittering away your
time at the seashore.
Certainly not" she replied. Il am
engaged in scientific research"
Thereupon the father was so pleased
that he wrote to his wife for further
particulars.
las near as can make out" was
the reply he received, her scientific
research consists of deep interest
in sun-spots. She is flirting with a
freckle-faced youth"
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1902-07-24
All He Needed,

Fogg-Oh. yes; he had a great deal
to say about you. For one thing. he
declared there were the markings of a
great man in you.
Dumleigh-Did he? But that wasn't
bad, now.
Fogg-He said you had good shell,
all you needed was the filling.-Bos.
ton Transcript.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1902-07-24
An Artistic Triumph.

Artist Ito fair critic)-What do you
think of my picture of a peasant girl?
Fair Critic-Perfectly lovely. But
where did you ever get the model for
such lovely picture hat?
Artist (sadly)-That's not a picture
hat, She is carrying home bundle
of hay.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1902-07-24
A Man and His Heart,

Once upon time there was rich
old man who had heart so weak
that it's faint beatings could hardly be
heard; yet, in the metaphor of our
time. that same heart was filled with
love for a fairy lady.
The lazy heard of her wooer's phys.
ical and financial condition, and
looked upon his suit with extreme ia.
vor. The result was that they were
married.
Moral-Faint heart sometimes wins
fair lady.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1902-07-24
Smart Bow,

How is your boy getting along at
SCHOOL,"
"Splendidly-splendidly! tell you.
my friend, this boy of mine will make
his way in the world, don't you fear.
During the time he's been going to
school they have had thirty-two ex-
aminations, and he's managed to
dodge every one of them. Glasgow
(Scotland) Times.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1902-07-24
Conscience Eorhids.

A.-Why didn't you congratulate
Lorimer on his marriage?
b. couldn't conscientiously do
that: don't know his wife.
A.--Well, then you might have
wished her joy.
B.-I couldn't reasonably do that,
for l do know Lorimer!-Ladies'
Field.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1902-07-24
Their Best STAGE.

Gushing City GIRL: How pinlsly
sweet and deliciousiy delicately fra
grant those apple blows are. They en-
GIANT one awfully!
Honest Farmer: You ought to get
sniff of 'em after they've been stilled
into Juice.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1902-07-24
IRoNINc A SHIRT WAIST.

Not infrequently a young woman
finds it necessary to launder a shirt
,;aist at home for some emergency
when the laundryman or home ser
want cannot do ii. Hence these direc-
tons for ironing the waist: To iron
summer shirt waists so that they will
look like new il is needtul to have
them starched evenly with Defiance
starch, then made perfectly smooth
and rolled tight in damp cloth, to be
laid away two or three hours. When
ironing have a bowl of water and a
clean piece of muslin beside the iron.
ing board. Have your iron hot. but
not sufficiently so to scoTch. and abso-
lutely clean. Begin by ironing the
back. then the front sides and the
sleeves, followed by the neckband and
the cuffs. When wrinkles appear APP
ply the damp cloth and remove them.
Always iron from the top of the waist
to the bottom. II there are plaits in
the front iron them downward. after
first raising each one with a blunt
knife. and with the edge of the iron
follow every line OF stitching to give IT
distinctness. After the shirt waist
is irone ii should be well aired by the
| fire or in the sun before 1t is folded
and put away. says the Philadelphia
Inquirer.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1902-07-24
Where the Fun Came In.

ooh, yes" said the young house
keeper, Il keep a complete set Of
household account books, and it's
more fun than little"
Fun" calculated the neighbor.
Yes, indeed. / enjoyed it SO
much"
Enjoy WHAT"
why, watching my husband trying
to straighten them out for me, Of
course. | get him to do it about once
a week"
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1902-07-24
The Hint Direct.

81 don't believe you love me Bit"
sobbed his wife.
But | do, darling, /"
Don't tell me, It's unnatural you
should. No man could love a woman
who wears such old hats as | dol
London Answers.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1902-07-24

YES" said the fat man. Il live in
Swamphurst, but | don't know the
man you speak Of
That's funny; he said he had a
wide acquaintance in Swamphurst,
and naturally thought he meant
you"
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1902-07-24
Needed a Lot,

Mr.. Slimpurse latter a decided re-
fusa)--I know what the matter is.
It's because | am poor. You would
marry me il | was rich.
Miss Gailie (thoughtfully)-Perh
so, but you would have to be very,
very rich.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1902-07-24
losinq OPPORTUNITIES.

The automobile had broken down.
and the chauffeur was busy trying to
discover the trouble. The impatient
owner of the machine at last broke
out:
Hurry up, Felix! There are lot
of people crossing the street that We
are missing!"
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1902-07-24
Very Dull MEETING,

well. did the club have pleasant
timer" asked her husband. when his
woman's rights wife returned home.
mo, we didn't" she snapped Not
a single member was absent, and we
had nothing to talk about"
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1902-07-24

Mrs. Hawkbill (severely)-Is it
true. Captain, that you shouted to your
men to give the enemy-er-heu?
Captain Blankblank-Well, madam.
what should | have ordered them to
give the enemy-hand-paint fire.
screens Judge.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1902-07-24
Insurance.

Sweet Girl am loved by two men.
and | cannot make up my mind which
to marry. What would you advise?
Old Lady-Get both to insure their
lives in your favor and then wait un-
til one OF them dies. That will insure
the constancy of the other.-New
York Weekly.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1902-07-24
Why He Lost.

Old Fogey-I am panied to hear that
you are addicted to playing wuist, and
that last night you lost $25.
Young Fogey-The idea! Why, I
don't even know how to play the game.
Old Fogey--So | am informed by
the gentleman who won the money.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1902-07-24

Mrs Y. Schneider, 24o9 Thirty-seventh

Mrs. X. Schneider, 24o9 Thirty seventh
Place, Chicago, Ill, writes:
"Aher taking several remedies
without result, began In January.
1901, TO take your valuable remedy,
Psruns was a complete wreck.
Had paIpifatiou of the heart, cod
hands and feet, female weakness, no
appetite. trembling, sinking feeling
nearly ali the time. You said was
suffering from systemic catarrh, and
I believe fhat ! received your help In
the nick of time. ! followed your
directions carefully ard can say to- day
that am well again. ! cannot thank
you enough for my cure. Twill always
be your debtor. FhGye already recon-
n1ended Peruna 10 my friends and
neighborS ans they all praise It,
wish that ali suffering women would
try IL. l testify this according to the
truth. Mrs. X. Schneider.
Over half the women have catarrh in
some form or another. And yet, prob
ably, not tenth of the women know
that their disease is catarrh. To dis
tinguish catarrh of various organs it
has been named very differently.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1902-07-24
Had Reason to Know.

Cohenstein-Vot makes you t'ink
you last fire was caused py rats
gnawing madches?
Isaacstein-VelI, springled pound
OF powdered cheeze over a box Of
madches der night pefore!
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1902-07-24
Gail II Skill.

THAT eastern cashier speculated.-
"And, OF course. was unsuccessful"
why do you jump to that conclu-
sionf" Because they don't call Il
speculation whsn the cashier wins"
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1902-07-24
Not Exactly Dull.

"He has had an interesting career,
hasn't he!"
We'll, rather He has been through
two fortunes, three wives and sani-
tarium. Life.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1902-07-24
Knew His Business.
cHANDleR's CREAM EXTRACTOR

T understand that the young doc
tor who came here only few month
ago has already built up large prac
tice. Why is it?'
HE announced himself to be .
specialist in ping,pong diseases"
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1902-07-24
A Silent World.

IF we were always to think twice
before speaking" said the Tobaccon.
list to the Wooden Indian. usually
We wouldn't speak at ALL"
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1902-07-24

Charles-And now that you are 60
ing down to the beach hope you will
not forget me. | think | will put a
string around your tinger.
Catharine tcoyly)--Why not a ring?
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1902-07-24

to sell our goods. Our Simplex skirt ana
waist supporter is winner Sells readily
None better on the market. Send zoe for sam.
pie and territory. Des Moines Skirt & Corset
Mfg Co., 72O-723 Grand ave, Des Moines, la.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1902-07-24
SPECIAL LOW RATE EXCURSIONS.

To New York City and Atlantic City,
$1,000 for the Round Trip,
via the Lake Shore g. Michigan
Southern Railway. on July 18th and
3lst; also August 7th and 14th. Re-
turn limit twelve days. Tickets good
by boat between Cleveland and Buff
falo and Albany and New York, il
desired. Stop at Niagara Falls and
Chautauqua. Full information on ap-
plication at City Ticket Office, $50
Clark St, or to C. f. Day, Chief
A. G. p. A, Chicago.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1902-07-24

Girl with the Gibson-girl neck -
Fan Billiwink has begun to show her
age. hasn't she?" (Girl with the Julia
NARROW. dimple-'I should say not.
She's begun to try to hide it,
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1902-07-24
SHORTHAND
TYpEW NHi
TELEGRAPHY

100 Students Wanted in Shorthand and Type.
writing 100 Students wanted in Telegraphy.
Will contract TO furnish paying position as soon
as graduated. Address q. II. LONGWELL.
Highland Park College, Des Moines. Iowa.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1902-07-24
ACTIVE LADY AGENTS

Courageous acts require no need Of
Boosting about.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1902-07-24
II Probably Was.

Here's a book that tells about the
best method of getting accepted"
Whit is tia bank ecok?"
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1902-07-24

Piso's Cure cannot be too highly spoken Of
as a cough cure.-J. w o'Brien. 300 Third
Ave, N, Minneapolis. MINI. Jau. 6. 1900
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1902-07-24

Four miles from GerinR, Nebraska, consist
ing of FIVE DECIDED QUARTERs-one claim
three school quarters, two leased quarters,
Ten government quarters controlled by claim
Three-room log house, log stable, 3OxlO, board
roof; two-wire fence round entire tract. Plen
ty of water. For further particulars address
DIR. It. A. GRAHAM, Lincoln, Neb.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1902-07-24

DO YOUR CLOTHES LOOK YELLOW :.
II so. use Getty's New Laundry Soap. II will
make them white again. No rubbing required.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1902-07-24

FITS Permanently Cured. NO nts s--"r
crst DAYS use Of DIT. Klines Great Nerve RestOieF
Send for FREE $500 trial bottle and treatise.
DIR p Ii. KLINE, Ltd. sSi Arch St, fhilsdelPhia, Pa
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1902-07-24

Impertinence should never be mis-
taken for wit.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1902-07-24

A loving glance from true woman's
eyes has spurred men on to victory.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1902-07-24

A polite boy generally makes a
chivalrous man.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1902-07-24

Be considerable of your brother
mans feelings and do not wound
them.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1902-07-24

The mind of mortal wanders divl-
GUS ways, while the body is wrapped
in repose.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1902-07-24

No one ever accomplishes anything
by making no effort to better his con-
ditiOn
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1902-07-24

YELLOW CLOTHES ARE UNSIGHTLY
Keep them white with Russ Bleaching Blue.
Get the genuine. All grocers, l0c.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1902-07-24

The pleasure of doing good is real
enjoyment
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1902-07-24

A thing of beauty is JOY while it
continues to draw.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1902-07-24

Men send for Catalogue how 90 learn the
Barber Trade in eight weeks aud earn tuition
while learning. Iowa Barber Collese, De- VI Oiues
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1902-07-24
ST. MARY's ACADEMY.

Carelessness is something every
child should be laugh to overcome.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1902-07-24

Sorrow is something all of us must
experience.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1902-07-24
The UNIVERSITY OF NOTRE DAME
ST. MARY'S ACADEMY,
NOTRE DAVE, INDIANA

NClRE DAME, INDIANA.
Zone mile west Of the University OF Notre Dame }
Thorough English and Classical Education.
including Greek, Latin, French and German. On
completing the full course OF studies, students
receive the Regular Collegiate Degrees.
The Conservatory of Music is eonduct ed on
the plan OF the best Classical Conservatories OF
Europe
The Art Department is modelled after the
best Art Schools OF Europe.
Preparatory and Minim Departments Pu.
pills are here carefully prepared for the AGA
demic and Advanced Courses. Gymnasium un.
der direction OF Graduate OF Boston Normal
School of Gymnastics Bookkeeping. Phonog-
raphy and Typewriting extra. Ever variety of
Fancy Needlework taught. For catalogue ad-
dress
DREcTRESS OF The ACADEMY.
St Marys Academy. Metre Dame P. O.. Indi.na
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1902-07-24

The loudest-mouthed dog is not al,
ways the bravest.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1902-07-24
Rauci, for Sale

Ones character should have a lead
ing place in the inventory of life.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1902-07-24

Success is often matter of spects-
cular effect
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1902-07-24

Virtue is its own reward and genius
is frequently found in the same class.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1902-07-24

Stops the Cough and
Works on the Cold
Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets Price2oc.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1902-07-24

Halls Catarrh Cure
Is q constitutional cure. Price, TIC.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1902-07-24

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Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1902-02-26
lIIIHlIl llIliIjII)
WHIPPED A RAILROAD

(~OMIN time Senator Warren of Wy
~ travelled certain railroad and lost his trunk 1t
valuable belonging his wife, and his
small He struggled
of the trunk, but without
he reimbursement His method of getting
unique
Upon returning to Cheyenne he placed in
freight bearing Of the railroad which
the Waterman the ino
Warren before local magistrate
attachment upon the freight Then he wired
stating what he had done,
suits.
than three hours dispatch stating that check for
of the missing trunks had been forwarded
asking him to let the freight proceed Then the
suit withdravn,-Chcago Journal
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.
Republican Senators and Representatives the necessity
Of granting Cuba He called number Of
White House this week. and urged them push
crsbe 'enuou'but they frankly told him the
could fastened long the high potecion of the
frame Of mind And of mind
likely remains. F. Star.
nI|lIlUIIN[
DY the arrival Of the Crown Prince of Germany all big
u Of interest have been dropped of sight The canal
the istlmus the retired list, but irrigation will become pop
will irrigate the occasion
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1902-02-26
NOTICE OF HEARING APPLtCA-
TON FOR ORDER TO SELL
REAL PROPERTY.

TON FOR ORDER TO SELL
REAL PROPERTY.
In the District Court of the State Of
Nevada, in and for the county of
Ormsby.
In the matter of the estate of Sar-
ah Willard, deceased.
Notice to hear application to sell
real property.
Notice is hereby given that ]. A.
Wall, the administrator of the estate
of Sarah Willard, deceased, having
filed in this court his petition praying
for an order of sale Of the real prop
erty of the estate Of deceased, the
hearing of the same has been set by
said Court for the 18th day Of March
a. D. 1902, at ten o'clock, a. M. at the
court room thereof at the court house
in the city Of Carson; and all persons
Interested in said estate are notified
then and there to appear and show
cause. if any they have, why said or
der should not be made.
/ Dated 18th February. 1902.
GEO. w. COMING,
Clerk
F. NJ. Huffaker and E. T. Dupuis, at
/ tOrneys for petitioner. F1S2W