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Rosebud County news. [volume] (Forsyth, Mont.) 1901-1906, 1902-01-23
Australian Ntcknumes.

The Inhabitants Of New South Wales
have long been known rs "cornstalks,"
an allusiop to the length and slimness
of the avesage young New South Wales
native. Victorians are known as gum
suckers" with reference to the gum
that is found on many native trees,
some of which is relished by juveniles.
Grow EATERS" as applied to the South
Australians, owes Its origin to a state
ment that In times Of drought the
wheat farmers of South Australia are
oriven to the source suggested for food.
"Wheatfielders" is = more euphonious
name sometimes used for the same
province.
The Queenslanders are known as "ba-
mana landers." that tropical fruit grow
ing there abundantly. Western Aus
tralians-or. as they are now generally
called, Westralians--are known in the
east as sand gropers'' or "gropers."
The Westralisns themselves group all
the other states into ''t'u4her side" and
call the residents "t'other siders."
Rosebud County news. [volume] (Forsyth, Mont.) 1901-1906, 1902-01-23
A. Brish, a. ne was BAD.

He was a charming little fellow Of I,
pretty IN his ways. good to look at. but
as naughty as could he. He sat on the
bottom step kicking his fat little legs
and refusing utterly to obey his ia.
ther. who had told him to 70 up stairs
several times in increasing degrees V
severity. After a few minutes Of tina
clashing Of wills his exasI"rated par.
ent picked him up somewhat suddenly,
carried him and sat him down very
firmly on a chair In his room and then
went out and shut the door. Silence
reigned: not sornd from him for
at least half an hour. Then the door
opened. and sweet little voice called
out. Father. have you got over your
tantrum yet. for | should like to come
DOWN. London Tit-Bits.
Rosebud County news. [volume] (Forsyth, Mont.) 1901-1906, 1902-01-23
Knocked Her out with a Look.


While talking Of the many notab BILE
people he met during his pugilistic ca
reer John l.. Sullivan said one day in
New York: "Once when ! was in Sgd
ney | had suit Of rooms directly over
Sarah Bernhardt. never met the
lady. and didn't much care. She was
jabbering French all the time and was
rehearsing constantly In her room.
heard so much Of it that pretty near
had the willies. One night happened
tc follow Sarah into her ma jesty thea.
ter In Sydney. and had good chance
to size her up. She was a feather
weight all right. ana there was SO much
powder on her face that thought she'd
made a mistake. She got look at me,
and because had been SO mitch annoy
ed with her jabbering scowled at her
gave her the look that uscu to scare
the dubs who tried to stay Sour rounds
with me. Well. sir. Sarah gave one
long. mOurnful howl and tainted away.
After that she didn't jablJer any more,
for she'd found out who was living up
stairs"
Rosebud County news. [volume] (Forsyth, Mont.) 1901-1906, 1902-01-23
Csc Of . Long breath.

When chilled by exposure to cold.
take long breath. with the mouth
firmly shut. Repeat this several times
until you begin to feel the heat return
ing. 1t requires only very short time
to do this. The long breath quickens
the pulse. and this causes the blood to
circulate faster. The blood flows into
all parts Of the veins and arteries and
gives out great deal OF heat. 1t is
stated that long. deep breath. held as
long az possible. will close the pores Of
q heated skin. and the danger Of taking
cold. on stepping outdoors. may be thus
guarded aga inst.
Rosebud County news. [volume] (Forsyth, Mont.) 1901-1906, 1902-01-23
THURSDAY. JANURY %, 1902.

IT AFFORDS the News no pleasure to
mention the fact, but we believe it is
high time that the officials were famil-
iarizing themselves with the way a
certain saloon in town is being con-
Quoted. It was only last evening when
Il lad of about sixteen years entered
this place, which is undoubtedly one
o. the most degraded of it's kind in Fer
syth, and seeing his father in a very
inebriated condition, endeavored to
induce him to go home whereupon the
pusalinimous proprietor of the ''joint"
made vicious and cowardly assault
upon the young man without any prov
ocation whatever. This place has been
the scene of many disturbances of late
that may have been avoided had the
proprietor been possessed of the stuff
ent amountof self-esteem and respect for
the community. This stand taken BY
the News may not meet with the APP
prevail of some of our residents. but
this paper is an exponent of the law
and insists that such atrocities
should not exist. We believe we will
be sanctioned in this matter by those
who have the welfare of the community
at heart.
Rosebud County news. [volume] (Forsyth, Mont.) 1901-1906, 1902-01-23
They Weren't Fed.


Some years ago" said San Fran
cisco man. n globe trotting English.
man came into the city by the Golden
Gate. and it fell to my lot to entertain
him. So one night took him to dine
at the far famed Cliff House. 1t was
beautiful moonlight night. and from
where we sat upon the porch we look.
ed out upon the broad bosom of the
Pacific ocean. The moons light made
path across the waters. and in its
center the Seal rocks lay like a black
patch. The Englishman inquired what
they were and upon my Informing him
said: Bah Jove. are those the Seal
rocks of which have heard? I'd very
much like to see the seals. say, nv
man. turning to the waiter. 'caun't I
See the seals? Don't sou feed them at
nigbt?'
"'Oh. yessir.' replied the waiter, who
was of Hibernian descent, without
blinking an eye. AT 8 O'Clock we al.
ways gives them their ham and eggs,
SIR
1.-THE Englishman accepted this sur
rrising PIECE of information without
Rosebud County news. [volume] (Forsyth, Mont.) 1901-1906, 1902-01-23

1t will be good news to the people
of eastern Montana, and especially
Rosebud county, to learn that Senator
Clark has fulfilled his promise by
Introducing a bill looking to the seq
regation of a portion of the Crow
reservation adjoining this county.
The enactment of the Senator's bill
looks more favorable than previous
ones, for he has added a new feature
to it providing for the irrigation of the
ceded land from river in the un-
ceeded portion.
Rosebud County news. [volume] (Forsyth, Mont.) 1901-1906, 1902-01-23
TWO SCHOOLS.

put my heart to school,
In the world where men grow wise.
go out, said. land learn the rule.
Come back when you win the prize"
LILY heart came back again,
"And where is the prize." cried
the rule was false, and the prize was pals,
And the teachers name was PRIDE
i put my heart to school,
In the woods where wild birds sing.
In the fields where flowers spring,
Where brooks run cool and clear
And the blue OF heaven bends near
Go out, eaid; ''you are only fool.
But perhaps they can teach you HERE
"And why do you stay so long,
NY heart. and where do you roamf''
Tue answer came with laugh and q song,
II find this school is home.'
Henry Van Dyke in Atlantic Monthly.
Rosebud County news. [volume] (Forsyth, Mont.) 1901-1906, 1902-01-23
New Century Comfort.

Millions are daily finding world OF
comfort in Bucklen's Arnica Salve. II
kills pains from Burns, Scalds, Cuts,
Bruises; conquers Ulcers, and Fever
Sores; cures Eruptions, Salt Rheum,
Roils and Felons; removes corns and
Warts. Best Pile cure on earth. Only
IS; at Forsyth Drug Cos.
Rosebud County news. [volume] (Forsyth, Mont.) 1901-1906, 1902-01-23
Belgian Hares for Sale.

The choicest of animals. We guaran-
tee them to be in first class condition
when sold. For information and prices
write or call at the News, office,
Forsyth, Mont y
Rosebud County news. [volume] (Forsyth, Mont.) 1901-1906, 1902-01-23

turning hair ana announced that ne
would surely be on hand at the time
mentioned. He was: but. needless to
say. the waiter was not"
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1902-06-14
WIRELESS SYSTEM
WAS INSPECTED

The wireless telegraph station at Waia-
lac was inspected yesterday morning by
is. 8. Dickinson of the Commercial Paci-
fic Cable Co. F. A. Schaefer c. M.
Cooke. F. III. Swanzy. J. B. Castle. E. E.
Paxton. II. A Isenberg. f. f. Bishop.
w. NJ. Cinard. w. H Hogs and C. j.
IIutchins under the direction of Manager
F. J. Cross. The system was operated
between Waialae. Molokai and I.ahsina.
and the visitors expressed themselves
pleased with the exhibition. The party
started from the Hawaiian Hotel at
o'clock In Surveys,
At the telegraph station Manager Cross
made detailed statement OF the work
lings OF the system. The Instruments for
receiving and the new coherer were ex-
amined and found satisfactory mes
sage for q downtown firm was received
from Moiokai while the party was pres
ent. II. A. Isenberg sent a message TO
Bookkeeper Barkhausen of the Hackfeld
company at Lahaina, asking how many
bags OF sugar were on hand at the
Pioneer Mill A quarter OF an hour later
a message came saying that the book
keeper was out in the plantation some
where and could not be communicated
with MT. Gifrard sent a similar message
to Olowalu and n reply was received in
six minutes The Quickness with which
messages were sent back and forth was
commented upon favorably. There was
no operator at Mahukona and therefore
no communication could be had with
Hawaii. 1t Is stated by the manager.
however. that the station there w.. re-
ceive messages In about a week and that
a private line OF telephones will be es-
tablished to Hilo and other points, to in
sure prompt delivery of the messages.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1902-06-14

BY giving them away and selling them
only In Hawaii" said I.
II am net after money. I am enun-
ciating principles II aspired for
money would have devoted myself to
commerce and not to literature. / have
always held that brain power Is the
superior OF money. When my big
rcheme failed in the eighties resign
ed all lust for gold. In the last few
days have been thinking that perhaps
might make a million or two just TO
show these rich Hawaiians who jest at
me that / can amass wealth IL direct
my talents that way. / wouldn't make
IL in sugar either. How? 1 don't care
10 tell. Suffice IL to say that I 50 desire.
I may write millionaire after my
name. instead OF .pubiicist and littera-
teur.'
MY book will be out in few weeks.
am living at the Russ House with my
wife. child and mother-in-law. and am
writing. I will not disclose the name
OF my publisher. I am not at liberty.
However. let me make IL plain that my
book viii not be filed with gall. It
will be forceful exposition Of political
causes and effects In Hawaii, and ex-
pect IL to revolutionize thought on Ha-
wall In this country. The Democrats
would like me to lecture against the
missionaries as they could make CAPT.
tai OF the facts ! would elucidate- But
am too good Republican. i shall
go East soon. probably. and may begin
a occurring tour there and come West
Let my countrymen know though that
their best interests are always in my
mind and heart. The times are preg-
nant with possibilities. and Franklin
Austin's career is opening broadly. Let
the wealthy classes OF Hawaii have no
fear that shall rouse a. storm against
then.-sIl shall not. Ny life Ia devoted
to my cause. Aloha."
FREDERICK OBRIEN.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1902-06-14
NOTICE

FRED PHILIP & BRO. BEG TO NO
tify their patrons and the public that
they have purchased the stock in trade
and good will OF the Manufacturing
Harness Co. and will continue their
business at the old stand, corner Of
King and Fort streets. where they will
be pleased to see old friends as well
as new ones. All work intrusted to
them will receive personal attention,
and all goods sold will be guaranteed
as represented. They win also con-
tinue at their present stand in the
Wright building. No. 629 King. street.
Telephone 265i Blue. Z. O. Box 133.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1902-06-14
NOTICE TO SHIPPERS.

SIIIPPE 8 OF FREIGHT b Y
steamers of the Inter-Island Steam
Navigation Company. Ltd, are hereby
notified that a new form of shipping re-
ceipt has been adopted by the company
to 20 into effect at once.
Freight will be accepted, however. on
the old form of receipt up to October
LIST, 1902, after which date freight will
be received only on the new form OF
receipt, a copy OF which can be seen at
the office OF the Company. Queen street.
INTER ISLAND STEAM NAVIGA-
TON CO.. LTD,
.elei ]. ENA, President
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1902-06-14

Acetylene gas Is readily carbureted
by DR.. N. Caro-, of Berlin, by passing
1t through petrol. About 125 grams OF
petrol taken up by 100 liters Of acety-
lene yields $50 liters OF carbureted. gas
with about so per cent greater heat
ing power than ordinary acetylene.
Great power with little weight is ex-
pected If 1t can be used In explosion
motors.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1902-06-14

Our stock OF secretary
bookcases and library cases
was never as large as at
present We have the H.
br2ry bookcases In large and
small. with one, two and
three doors
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1902-06-14

GentIeme MS shaving
stands and chiffoniers-just
the thing to fli in some un-
furnished corner.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1902-06-14

Mr.. WILLIAM n. Mz3sx0E, Exsz&
WITH GEAR, LANSINd @ Csc -
NOW ASSOCIATED ENE <& ~
SELLING AGENT.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1902-06-14
Something


In the furniture lIne-ward-
robes and chinonierz COM
bined. with fun length
French plate mirrors In the
DOORS Also double door
wardrobes. with full length
French plate mirrors In ths
DOORS while being useful.
these wardrobes are a hand
some piece Of furniture. and
add to the appearance OF any
well furnished house They
are Of special construction.
and are ABSOLUTELY IN
SECT PROOF.
The Savannah morning news., 1902-10-26
Fame-and the F1unkey.

Senator Dolliver. Of Iowa, tells Of an
embarrassing incident which once &C.
CURED to him, says the Pilgrim. It is
supposed TO illustrate the difficulty a
man Of small means finds in getting
along at the national capital.
ON one occasion was invited to at
tend hoeiSl function given by high
ofhci1l- went, and had a most de-
hghtfIil time, concluding that Wash
ington social life was not a thing 70
be in the least afraid OF. This con-
clusion was reached, by the way, just
as ! was taking leave of the host.
"A hveried servant approached me
and asked If my carriage was in wait
ing. and whether it was a single or
double conveyance. Out OF considera-
ton for a lean pocketbook had order
ed cab rather than a two horse car
rage. 1 had the pleasure OF hearing
the servant shouting to the carriage
driver:
Senator Delivers one horse hack!
Senator Delivers one horse hacki'
The man then came to me, and,
with his head high in the air, an
nounced: Your hacks waitin,' Sen
ator DolIiver' +"
The Savannah morning news., 1902-10-26
CURRENT COMMENT.

The Baltimore American Rep.) says:
"a New York family. which refused to
call a physician, but chung to Chris
tian science, has been stricken down
with diphtheria. Human beings may
possess all the faith in the world, but
1t seems that disease germs are not
endowed with sufficient intellect to per-
nit them to acquire a belief"
The New York World (Dem.) says:
THE question which the voters of
New York put to Senators Plat and
Depew and to every Republican candi-
date for Congress or the state Senate
which will vote for Platt's SUCCESSOR
is this: is your platform honesty
Do you stand on it? Will you vote to
repeal the unnecessary and monopoly
protecting duties on coal and beef?'
Pin them down! Get an answer!"
The Philadelphia Record (Dem.) says:
ut would have been vastly to the
credit of Dalzeh and of hundreds of
other honorable and able men in the
ranks of the Republican party who
despise Quay and Quayism IL they
should have frankly accepted the offer
Of the Democratic party to make in
this off-year one patriotic non-parti-
san effort to throw down a Disgrace
full machine leadership and reinstate
honest and decent government in Penn
sylvania. National issues will take
care of themselves. The first duty Of
HotA<s n 10 redeem the statesn
The Savannah morning news., 1902-10-26
Cicero's Jokes Never Die.

Few persons think of the great Ro-
man orator, Cicero, as wit. Yet the
man who blasted Catiline with his
lightnings and made even Caesar trem-
BILE was famous for his jests and repair
tees, says the Saturday Evening Post.
When Cicero was told that a certain
lady had said that she was but thirty
years old, though she was unquestion-
ably far older, he replied: 81 must be-
heve her, for I have heard her say
so for the last ten years" Seeing one
day his diminutive son-in-law, Dola-
bella, girt with gigantic weapon, he
asked: who has tied Dolabella to
that sword?" Rem acu tetigisti''
c'You have pricked the thing with a
needle"-that is, you have discussed
the subject acutely'), was his ironical
compliment to senator who had been
tailor. When Damasippus, with
whom he had been supping, offered him
some inferior Falernian wine, saying.
1T is forty years old" Cicero replied
1T bears it's age WE'LL
The Savannah morning news., 1902-10-26
She Didn't Worry Him.

1t was a self-made millionaire and
he stopped one of three ladies at an
inn in the suburbs and asked her to
play ping-pong, says the Washington
Post. Now. he was a most objection
able person, with not even a speaking
acquaintance with grammar and a huge
diamond in his cravat. The lady would
none of him.
81 don't know how 70 play" said
she, politely. He laid his hand on her
arm, and her politeness gave way to
wrath at the impertinence.
Jaw. come on" he said, "T'Il learn
you in a minute"
Learn me?" said she, Jelly, with a
biting emphasis on the learn" Don't
you know that no man can learn a
woman? My husband has been 10
years trying to learn me"-emphasis on
the "learn"-"and he hasn't done it
yet"
But her snub was to that self-made
millionaire as pea-shooter to a rhi-
noeeros' hide.
well, say" said he, 'if you can't
learn ping-pong in ten years you must
be slow. But come on and try"
The Savannah morning news., 1902-10-26
A Discouraged Soldier.

A Kansas militiaman who has been
taking part in the maneuvers at Fort
Riley has, according to the Kansas City
Journal, written thus feelingly to his
father:
"And so the war goes on. I'm COM
ing home, pa, just as soon as can get
there. I want to lay aside my blue
pants and put on my blue overalls
again. I have an infinite yearning to
do like some guinea I read about in
history named Cincinnatus or some
thing like that-I want to get hold of
plough again. Sentiment don't feel
half as good in a mans inside as beef
steak and gravy and biscuits, and mil
itary honor don't dry a man when he's
wet half as much as the fire in the
kitchen. I'm coming home, pa. And
in the future when I hear the bugle
blow and the drum roll, I'm going to
hide under the haystack and let Willie
Bryan save the country, as hear he's
laundering after the Job"
The Savannah morning news., 1902-10-26
NOT HIS THE PRIMROSE PATH.


offhand the social philosopher, were
he asked to pick out a vocation in life
which those who followed follow also
the primrose path, would be more than
likely to indicate the ministry as first
choice. How very, very wrong he would
be is but family indicated by the woes
of the young pastor of a Chicago
church.
This unfortunate is Rev. Charles lie
Verne Roberts. who has stirred UP a
disturbance in his congregation that
respect for the cloth forbids US nken-
haps 1t is the other way about. and
the congregation itself has stirred up
the tempest.
The indictment against him, how
ever. is strong. 1t seems he makes a
practice of saying, "Ah-men," instead
of "Ay-men." at the conclusion of his
invocations; has induced the choir to
chant the Lords prayer during serv-
ices and has even been known to ex-
press his thanks for-and over-the
congregations offering when it came up
the aisle Other counts in the indict-
ment are summed up by one of the
critics of the congregation as follows:
HE appeared on the street with a
cane and silk hat: his clothes are
from fashionable tailor: he did not
confine his visits to members of his
congregation; he wore waistcoat that
htr%f fN n &c 10
ituality"
All this seems bad. The degree Of
worldly frivolity that a cane and silk
hat really typify it is perhaps impossi-
BILE for the lay intelligence properly ia.
conceive, but to have ones garments
manufactured by fashionable tailor,
at correspondingly fashionable prices.
most of us, from the treasury house of
a bitter experience, are prepared to
pronounce a yielding to temptation
that should not be condoned. We are.
however, rather hopelessly in the dark
when it comes to estimating the exact
moral depravity of a waistcoat that
buttons all the way UP. having been
informed in the past that danger prin-
cipally lurked in the form of that gar
ment affected in the evening by the
proud millionaire. And 1t is prob
ably because he failed himself to real
lie the blackness of his iniquity and
the extent of his moral obliquity, that
Rev. Mr.. Roberts did not confine his
visits to members of his own congre-
cation. May 1t have been that he was
looking elsewhere for the spirituality
| he lacked?
But this is by the way The point is
illustrated by the fact that the objec-
tors in the congregation have had
their way and the pastor been remov-
ed. No dalliance-no primrose path.
there. The cinder path rather would
illustrate the rapidly of his exit
The Savannah morning news., 1902-10-26
Troubled the Wrong Mar

At certain military post just after
taps" one night detail was called
for from one Of the companies to bring
from the married quarters to the guard
house one of the men who was beating
and abusing his wife. says the New
York Times. The first sergeant of the
company called for Corpl. Walters and
Privates Spicer and Carney to form
the detail. The first two Immediately
rose from their cots and prepared for
duty, but Carney was apparently sound
asleep, although but moment before
he had been swapping yarns with his
"bunkie." The sergeant ordered Spicer
to wake him. when Carney got to his
feet with the Disguised protest:
Why don't you wake some one who
isn't asleep?"
The Savannah morning news., 1902-10-26
A Double Point.

The old question Of the scholastics.
How many angels are supported on
the point of a needIe?" was once
charmingly answered by the late DIR.
Falmage. The Philadelphia Times
tells how. Some theological students
were laughing over the question when
In the company Of DR.. Talmage.
Well" he said, how many do you
think?''
AS no one answered, he went on with
characteristic decision.
I'll tell you-1ve. Let me prove II
TO you. One stormy night l was re-
turning home late, and noticed a light
in the window of room where a poor
woman lived whose husband was al
sea. I wondered what kept her up so
late, and 1 went to see 1 found her
hard at work sewing by her lamp,
while her five rosy children were sound
asleep near her. There was a needle
supporting five angels"