The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1902-08-20
ALONG THE KANSAS NILE.

This is the season when the soft hectic
flush steals into the nose Of the hay fever
victim in Kansas.
Sunday. at Arkansas City. 300 people
visited one swimming hole and tried 70
ccol off.
The lola Register drops tear to think
that Coronado walked right over the
shale fields OF Trego county without sus-
pecting il.
Some scientist with chronological turn
should examine the skull. II the bump
of incredulity is abnormal. he was sure
from Missouri.
Earl Smith. a travelling man. was ac-
cideRtally killed while hunting in Ford
county. He pulled a gun out Of buggy.
muzzle first.
over 100 people IN Independence have
been poisoned by drinking and eating ice
cream soda. Something was the matter
with the milk.
Shows in Kansas are occasionally roast
ed. but the way the newspapers are feed
ing hot lava to that wild west circus Is
wonderful to behold.
II ought to be easily settled whether the
skull is that OF a primitive kansan. Look
at his teeth and see If there is any trace
OF buffalo meat.
Joe Bristow is up in Maine recuperst-
ing. There is nothing In the story that
he IS 70 be let out as fourth assistant
postmaster general.
Jim Legate's last prediction was that
Charles Curtis would be elected the next
United States senator. He dictated the
prediction to his daughter.
Bale waggener has gone to Kenosha
Wisconsin. in a special car 70 bring
Judge Horton home. II Is feared that
Judge Horton can not recover
As between the paleontologists who say
that skull is 5000 years old and the com
mon Kansas cusses who declare IL IS
only thirty years old, We are With the
psleontologists.
F. II. Stahi. the Topeka man who was
chief Of police, and who is now an in
dependent candidate for sheriff. declares
there are 1I3 places IN Topeka where keg
beer may be bought
Reverend Mcfarland OF Topeka. IN his
sermon last sunday said that he ga NOT
think the racial ties between America and
England were sufficient 20 prevent a war
between the two nations.
II is a burning shame the way some
kausans act II a man springs a joke
and claims il Is new. they assert that it
i2 sos years ord. u h ;is.ss a skull ard
claims i is s5.p0 years old. they prove
that the owner q i was buried only a
year ago.
An unusual situation has eerne % in
Marion county. Ed Hoch editor ef th>
Marion Record. - 4 candidate for STATE
printer. HIS brother. ". = Hoch. las
been probate Judge for tao terms a. q
Republican be j. aow rslazi1x 4s an
independent candidate fer THE place
against = IL Vaughn the Rsp-biicsn
nominee- This Is the way I'd Koch
treats the situst!oa n his paper. No
other Republican iu Aart5a c9unty ear
nsssisly regret a. greatly ~ does tae
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