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Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-11-08
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Religious Freedom in Mexico.

Missionaries in this country are on an
equal footing before the law with the
clergy of the Catholic Church. The fed.
oral nor the state governments make any
distinction between them. Around the
members of all communions is thrown the
protection of the federal constitution. Be
cause some of the more fanatical and I'M
Influential people in Catorce warned the
missionaries TO leave the town the i'm,
preston has gone abroad that tho whole
community was hostile to Protestant mis-
sonaries. 1t is time that this utterly
false impression was done away with
The municipal government of Catorce is
composed of enlightened ana unpreju
diced men; they will uphold law and
ordsr in that munity.-AIexican Her
I'D
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-11-08
A MYSTERY.

His mouth was large and his nose not
stright,
His eyes were a waShed-Gut blue
His ears stuck far from Il peal like pate,
His hair was a carroty hue.
An Insignificant, gimcrack man.
Comical, quaint, outre.
Built on Il wondrously homely plan
From the odds and ends of clay.
And the people Knocked, but-Iovc took
part.
The mischievous, kindly elf.
And threw glamour by subtle art
Known just TO his cunning self.
Then, sudden, woman, regal, tall,
Sprang close to the scarecl ow's side
Indeed, he's the handsomest man of all
In the whole, whole world!'' she cried.
Edwin L. Sabin in Smart Set
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-11-08

There is no hodcarrying in Japan The
native builders have "A method of trans
ferrng mortar which makes il secm
more like play than work to the on
locker. The mortar is mixed in pile
in the street. One man makes this mp
into balls OF about six pounds weight,
which he losses 10 "A man who stands
on ladder midway between the roof
and the ground. This man dcftly catches
the ball and losses it M to II man who
stands on the roof. This plan would
scarcely work for SUBSCRIBERS
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-11-08
TO ACCOMMODATES those who ar

TO ACCOMMODATES those who are
partial to the use of atonIizcrs in ap-
plying liquids into the nasal passages
for catarrhal troubles, we prepare
Cream Balm in liquid form, known as
Ely's Liquid Cream Balm. Price. in
Guiding the spraying tube. is - cents.
Druggists or by mail. The liquid en-
bodies the medicinal properties of the
solid preparation. Ely Bros. SO War
rem St, New York.
Albert Lea. Mimi. March y, 1901.
Messrs. ELY BROS.:-I suffered
from a severe cold in the head.
could not breathe through my nostrils
and was about dead from want OF
sleep. l used your Cream Balm and
woke up with a clear head. | would
not take five dollars for my bottle Of
Cream Balm IL could NOT get another
$. X. IANSDALE.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-11-08

Chop-sucy, the national Chimes" H.,
is growing in popularity in this country.
Over sixty Chinese and some American
restaurants in New York serve it. The
base" so TO speak, is of pork and
chicken livers and gizzards. Celery, mush-
rooms, green peas, chopped string beans
and aspara gus tips are placed in frying
pan with the mcnt and covered with Il
gravy of peanut oil. heavily spiccd.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-11-08

Hives are terrible torment to the lit.
Ale folks, and to some older ones. Easily
oured. Deans Ointment never fails. In
slant relief, permanent cure. At any
drug store, so cents.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-11-08

In a Berlin insane asylum is A patient.
It is said, whose hair changes color with
her temperature. When she is cool and
quiet her hair is a light yellow. but when
she is restless and excited it becomes
auburn.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-11-08

Hundreds of lives saved every year by
having Dr.. Thomas Electric Oil in the
house just when it is needed. Cures
Group, heals burns, cuts, wounds of every
sort.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-11-08

"Dr. August Kocnig's Hamburg Brcas,
Tea writes Mr.. t. Batsch OF Horizon
Wis. enabled me 10 get rid Of an obsti.
nate cough we feel very grateful 10 the
discovcrer Of this medicine"
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-11-08

The highest of all navigable rivers
is the TsangpO, which flows nearly 1000
miles at an elevation Of from II 900 TO
$4,000 feet.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-11-08

Fifteen years ago a German domestic
servant, now aged -, swallowed hair
pin. 1t has just beet extracted from
her leg at MarlcHhurg.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-11-08

No matter how long you have had the
cough; ii it hasn't already developed into
consumption DR.. Woods Norway Pine
Syrup will cure Il.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-11-08

The Indus, the second sacred river
Of India, is 100 miles long It's waters
have always been considered almost as
hOly rs those Of the Canoes.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-11-08

Energy all gone? Headache? Stom-
ach out of order? Simply case of tor.
pid liver. Burdock Blood Bitters will
make a new man or woman OF you.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-11-08

MRS. wTNSLlOW'S SOOTHING sYRUF lor
Children tcethingi softens the gums, reduces In
HsmInH ton. alAys pain. cures wind cole. -
cents a bottle.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-11-08

The South African Katfirs manifest
a growing unwillingness to do hard work
on any terms.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-11-08

Spearing swordhsh on the Atlantic
coast is one of the most exciting and
daring occupations Of the ocean farmer.
These fish bring good prices.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-11-08

To prevent stockings wearing at the
heels line the backs Of shoes with Il piece
of black velvet.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-11-08

When the census was taken in New
South Wales among the ages returned
were FIVE Of 100 years, six Of 1O1. three
IF 104, one Of 10T and another Of 113
years
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-11-08
Profit in Hen Raising.

If hen lays an egg a week the year
through it will just about pay for her
feed. and every extra egg win yield o
MOTT
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-11-08
FACTS AND FANCIES.

Browne-He's in love with himself.
Towne He'll never feel the pangs of
jealOusy.-Town and Country.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-11-08

First Rooter (shivering on the bleach
eries)-Why is a football fan" like one
of the palm leaf variety?
Second ROOter---'Cause it never shuts
up.-New York Times.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-11-08

-Whtcwash made Of quicklime and
wood ashes viii destroy moss on ules.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-11-08

Hes quite star as an after-dinncr
speaker, isn't heY"
Star? He's a regular moon. He he
comes brighter the fuller he GETS
PHILADELPHIA Press.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-11-08

the careful mother. Il don't want YOU to
associate with those Smith boyS-they are
50 rough and rude
Not t me, Their amt. Why. picked n
fight an licked 'em us soon as | struck
de neighborhOod .'-Baltimor Herald.
Miss Mainchantz-I suppose you've
hard of my engagement to Mr.. jerks.
Miss AScott-Yes, and | confess | was
surprised, You told me once that you
wouldn't marry him for Il million dollars.
Miss Mainchantz-I know. dear, but |
discovered later that he had two millions.
Philadelphia Press.
Weary Wiggles-Lady, can't yer help a
poor Teller wat de coal strike has
knocked out of his Twin? Mrs. Kindart-
Here, take this quarter; and so you're
miner. Ell? Weary Wiggles-No,
ma am. | make speciality o fallin'
down open coal holes an sum fur dam
agcs.-Philadelphia Press.
You say that you have made a sue
cess of politics.
Yes"
Are YOU an orator.
No, sir. I'm the leader OF a brass
band. The musicians always get money,
but the orators are expected to talk for
nothing. Washington Star.
He was wandering in Ireland, and
came upon a couple of men "in hollis"
rolling on the road. The man on top
was pommeling the other within all inch
Of his life, The traveller interviewed. ut
is an Internal shame to strike man
when he's down." said he. IF you know
all the trouble / had to get him down.
was the reply, you wouldn't be talking
like that. sporting Times.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-11-08

Newspapers are now being sold
through automatic machines in Berlin.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-11-08

Won Blumer (roaring)-Who told you to
put this paper on the wall? Decorator
Your wife, sir. Won Blumer-Pretty, isn't
Bazaar.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-11-08

PUTNAM FADELESS DYES pro-
duce the brightest and fastest colors.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-11-08

Write for circulars Of Spencerian Bust.
ness College. Milwaukee, Wis.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-11-08

y Texas man says the world will come
to an end in January next If he is cor
rect in his prediction some of US will no
longer be troubled by scarcity of coal.
Atlanta Constitution.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-11-08

Los Angeles, Cal, may now be
reached from New York in ninety hours.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-11-08

France has more than 100000 acres
Of vineyards
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-11-08

The land area Of Hawaii is 1000, 900
acres.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-11-08

Whipping the devil round a stump is
apt to make ones head SWIM" says a
Georgia sage, but it's lots better than
trying to run him down in an open
field. Atlanta Constitution.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-11-08

That certainly was clever joke of
yours" said the first paragrapher, en-
viously. II wish | had written it.
You will, some day" replied the 9TH
or. pontedly. -Philadelphia Press.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-11-08

llUlt u0NEV judiciously invested. can De made
sF1--lS"At TO earn a handsome income.
fuay - power OF NY investments high -
siScs NJ For particulars address JAMES BILL.
rs - William street, New York City.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-11-08

Judge-Of course. | might let you off.
Casey, if you had an alibi. Casey
Shure, yer honor Oh haven't wan about
me, but here's me lasht quarter. if that'll
timpt ye.-Philadelphia Evening Bulletin.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-11-08

Il intend to come and see your wife
this afternoon. | haven't been able to
sooner" '"Thank'ee kindly, miss It'l
be like bottle o physic TO her" =
Punch
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-11-08

Il see Boston people eat pie in the
morning and New Workers have it at
night. Which do you think the better
way, doctor?" We'll, | should say the
New York style. The longer mau
puts off eating pie the better it is Tor
him. YonkerS Statesman.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-11-08

Bacon-I see that thirteen doctors have
been nominated for members OF the
Legislature in Kansas.
Egbert-These are probably doctors
whom no one would run Yonkers
Statesman.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-11-08

Most people are satisfied when thcy
are in clover" remarked the Observer
of Events and Things; hut the cos +,
different She doesn't seem 10 wear q
real coutented expression until she sue.
ceeds in getting into the prohibited corn
field. y oukers Statesman.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-11-08

Sharpe-Is the the soft coal smoke bad
ont your way?
Whealton-Bad? Why. when we gave
the minstrel show we didn't even have
to blacken up. Just sat ont on the porch
a few minutes and the SCOT did the rest.
Philadelphia Record
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-11-08


Won Blumer (roaring)-Who told YOU to
put this paper on the wall? Decorator
Your wife, sir. Won Blumer-Pretty, ISM
Bazaar.
Hes Hes quite a star st as an after-dinncr
Star? He's regular moon. He he
comes brighter the fuller he GETS
Philadelphia Press.
First Rooter (shivering on the bleach
eries)-Why is a football fan" like one
of the palm leaf variety?
Second ROoter---'Cause it never shuts
up.-New York Times.
y Texas man says the world will come
10 an end in January next. If he is cor
rect in his prediction some of us will no
longer be troubled by scarcity of coal.
Atlanta Constitution.
whipping the devil round stump is
apt to make ones head SWIM" saws a
Georgia sage, but it's lots better than
trying to run him down in an open
tield."-Atlanta Constitution.
That certainly was n clever joke of
yours" said the first paragrapher, en-
viously. Il wish l had written it.
You will, some day" replied the 9TH
err, Observation-Disclosures Press.
Judge-Of course. | might let you off.
Casey, if you had an alibi. Casey
Shure, yer honor Oh haven't wan about
me, but here's me lasht quarter if that'll
timpt ye.-Philadelphia Evening Bulletin.
Il intend to come and see your wife
this afternoon. | haven't been able to
sooner" ''Thank'ee kindly, miss I'm
be like bottle o physic to her." --
Punch.
Bacon see that thirteen doctors have
been nominated for members OF the
Legislature in Kansas.
Egbert-These are probably doctors
whom no one would run for onkers
Statesman.
Sharpe-Is the the soft coal smoke bad
ont Your way
Wheaton, Bad? Why. when we gave
the minstrel show we didn't even have
to blacken up. Just sat ont on the porch
few minutes and the SCOT did the rest.
Philadelphia Record.
Il see Boston people eat pie in the
morning and New Workers have It at
way, doctor:' Well. | should say the
New York style The longer a mau
puts off eating pie the better it is Tor
him. - YonkerS Statesman.
Most people are satisfied when they
are in clover" remarked the Observer
of Events and Things: but the cos ~
different She doesn't seem TO wear
real contented expression until she sue
ceeds in getting into the prohibited corn
field. - oukers Statesman.
Casual Customcr-Say. give me little
whisky with some setter or charged
water OF some sort on the side, will YOU:
Bartender-Yes, sir.
Casual Customer after n pause and
gulpl-A-h-h-h, And / forgot to say that
/ wanted the whisky charged. too.
Mammals Angel-'Eow, Willie" said
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-11-08

Mammals Angel-'Nov, Willie" said
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-11-08

Casual Customer-Say. give me q little
whisky with some setter or charged
water OF some sort on the side, will YOU !:
Bartender-Yes. sir.
Casual Customer latter n pause and
eulpl-A-h-h-h. And / forgot to say that
/ wanted the whisky charged. too.
Evening journal., 1902-07-09
Chinese Proverbs lbOut Women

Respect always a silent woman;
great is the wisdom Of the woman that
hOldeth her tongue.
A vain woman is to be feared, for
she will sacrifice all for her pride.
A naughty woman stumbles, for she
cannot see what may be in her way.
Trust not the woman that thinketh
more Of herself than another; mercy
will not dwell in her heart.
The gods honor her who thinketh
long before opening her lips
A woman that respects herself is
more beautiful than single star; more
beautiful than many stars at night.
Give heed TO her to whom children
have come; she walks in the sacred
ways and lacks not love.
mother not spoken well Of by hei
children is an enemy OF the State; she
should not live within the kingdoms
wall.
A woman without children has moi
yet the most precious of her Jewels.
Give heed to the voice Of an old wo-
man; sorrow has given her wisdom.
A woman that is not loved. is a kite
from which the string has been taken
she driveth with the wind and cometh
to long fan.
Evening journal., 1902-07-09
SERVICES OF TRAINED NURSE FRRR
Managers Of Babies Hospital Begin New
Charitable Work in Wilmington

Philanthropic and charitable people
Of Wilmington are interested in in
structive visiting nursing, which has
ust been inaugurated in this city by
the Board of Managers of the Babies
Hospital. No 207 Washington street
Literally, this means that a trained
nurse will visit and care for such sick
persons as cannot, or ought not to be
lsent to hospitals, and who otherwise
ARE unable to procure skilled at
tendance. She will teach the proper
care of the sick, also principles OF
simple sanitation.
The services Of Miss Kate A. Doherty
have been engaged by the hospital
arrangement She may be found at
No 2O7 Washington street before $50
in the morning, and from to O'Clock
in the afternoon. Messages by tele-
phone may be sent through the West
Street Pharmacy, 1896 Delaware and
Atlantic, 462 Delmarvia. A person
lsending a call will give his name and
address. the name and address Of the
patient, and if possible the nature OF
he illness.
|
calls will be answered; but the nurse
will make visits to critical cases under
her care.
Calls to contagious diseases will not
be answered. neither will calls to con
fnement cases. but after confinement
the nurse may visit the mother until
the mother RECEIVERS.
In no instance can the nurse pre-
scribe treatment, nor can she continue
to attend cases that are not under the
care of physician.
The Board Of Managers has contro
Of the nurse, the physicians contro
being limited to the giving of orders
for 1ne care Of the patient.
The nurse viii loan, where it is
necessary, certain articles convenient
to the proper care of the sick, such as
bed linen. hot water bottles, rubber
lsheets. and the like. Such nourish.
ment as is needed in special cases may
lbe obtained by requsition upon exist
ling charitable sources. In no Instance
is the nurse permitted to give money
or clothing, or in any way to distrlbut,
aims.
The nurse viii not interfere with tn,
religious or political opinions Of thu
patients. Any Christian minister. an,
rabbi. or other head of a religious or
anizatiOn, any reputable physician
any agent of a responsible charitable
lsociety may summon the nurse.
Remuneration for the services Of tn,
nurse is discretionary with the person
issuing the call; but the board suggests
remuneration where remuneration /.
, lposslDle.
Evening journal., 1902-07-09
MAIDEN TRIP Was PERILOUS
Boat Had Narrow Escape From COlIiding
With BrnakRaifr in Elg
Special TO the Evening journal.

Special 10 the Evening Journal.
Lewes. July 9.-The new Queen Anne
railroad steamer Queen Caroline. which
started on the run between Lewes and
Cape May on Sunday. came near sus-
tanning injury or being wrecked by run
ming on the new Breakwater on her
maiden trip She was returning from
Cape May, and a heavy fog had set in,
which made It almost impossible 10
see fifty yards ahead. and in spite of
the fact that she was proceeding under
one bell. the huge stone pile loomed
up directely ahead and but a short
distance on. It required the coolest
sort Of judgment on the part of the Of
fcers to clear the rocks. which they
did by a short, yet safe. distance. ia
the relief of all who were aware Of her
dangerous position.
AS the fog did not lift the return
trip was abandoned, and several excur-
sionists were left over night at bott
ends of the route. The Queen Caroline
is a new steamer. built especially foi
this run. and she is considered an ex.
cellent model She is neatly fitted out
on both main and upper decks for the
passenger business, and will max,
three trips daily from I4ewes TO Cape
May throughout the summer.
Evening journal., 1902-07-09
COSTLY ACCIDENTS.
Lost Tin Mine and Lead Mines
BottOmIcss Pit.

Immense plans which seemed about
TO be completed, but have been brought
TO disastrous failure at the last mo-
ment are frequent enough I'm the his
tory Of industry.
London Answers tells the story Of a
Tin mine in England which might have
yielded a fortune but for storm.
With the finding Of a new vein OF ore
running out toward the sea a new level
was driven out below the water; then
II was found that the lode bent mp
ward too near the sea bottom for min.
Ing TO be safely carried on. Jhdiscour-
aged, the owner borrowed money, built
sea wall to cut off the water, erected
pumps and again went 10 work.
On the sixth day just as an enor
nous mass Of rich ore was being tap
ped gale came up, a ship was blown
upon the wall, which went TO pieces al
once and the sea drove the heavy
stones I'm upon the thin roof Of the
mine. In a moment the workings were
hopelessly flooded, and the owner was
a ruined man.
\ story equally tragic is tolu Oh lhe
speedwell lead mine in Derbyshlre
Believing that a rich vein Of ore exist
ed in a nearby hill, the owner rlslec
his entire capital TO bore tunnel 3,00l
feet long into the heart Of the noun
tain Suddenly the miners broke
through q wall Of rock into a vast hid
den cavern, through which flowed .
stream Of water
They began to dump rock into tho
stream, and after 10000 tons a bridge
began to rise out Of the darkness, ant
then their farther progress was stop
ped. Month after month they toiled
and at last, after 10000 tons in al
had been cast into the cavern, they
gave it up.
That narrow rift is known to thii
day as the Bottomless Pit.
Evening journal., 1902-07-09

.ot porch where the excursionists can
comfortably seat themselves and enjoy
the magnificent marine view afforded
by bay and ocean.
"a notably fine dinner is served at the
Delaware Bay House Immediately after
one landing of the Republics passen-
gers and the very finest of refresh
ments of all kinds are promptly pro
vided. The choicest Cape Nav salts
are received daily at the oyster bar
and all sea food dishes are furnished
In the most palatable style. The Della
ware Bay House has a plentiful supply
OF fne spring water, and its toilet ana
sanitary arrangements are ample and
modern.
The excursionists can do no better
than to make the Delaware Bay House
their Headquarters during the stav OF
hhe Republic at Cape May. for every
provision has been made for their com
Tort, entertainment and enjoyment
The Republic leaves Pier 3. foot OF
Chestnut street, every morning at 2 90
the fare for the round trip being 81,
Train connecting with the Republic
leaves P. & r station at $40 a. IN.