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The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1902-10-08

THE LADIES ARE sTAUNCH SUP
porters of our original methods OF plac-
ing elegant homes within their reach for
only $500 down. ISAAC L. GOFF CO.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1902-10-08

FOR sALE-A LARGE 3-sTORY, ONE
family house of IA rooms. 10000 50. IT..
centrally located, on reasonable terms.
ISAAC L. GOFF CO.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1902-10-08

u!cr0I rrakes belts grip ,se pulleya, pro
ttoUul tects them from steam and va
ter and prevents glazing, For sale by
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1902-10-08

FOR sALE-S20O DOWN SECURES AN
s-room cottage near Broad street. all
modern improvements: "A bargain. Call
on ISAAC L. GOFF CO.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1902-10-08

FOR SALE-WE INTEND TO CLOSE
out the few remaining lots at Bay View
Heights. East Providence, at the same
low price prevailing during the past fe"
days. ISAAC L. GOFF CO.. Ill west
minister ST.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1902-10-08
RAILROADS.
RAILROADS.
NEW YORK, NEW HAVEN AND
HARTFORD RAILROAD.

A Time Table giving full information
as TO local and through train service
may be obtained at Providence stauoh
and stations below:
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1902-10-08

on the east side for $1,000. Located but 60
feet from electrics. ISAAC l.. GOFF CO..
Ill Westminster street
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1902-10-08

FOR SALE-s26Oo is THE PRICE OF
an S-room cottage, with over 1000 So IT.,
on Corinth st.eet. Call on ISAAC l..
GOFF CO.. real estate brokers. III West
minister street.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1902-10-08

on Anthony avenue. with 4500 so. IT., and
renting for S25 a month. Price low.
ISAAC l.. GOFF CO.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1902-10-08

DON'T FORGET TO CALL ON US. If
you're looking for property I'm East Prov
idence. We have some good bargains
there. ISAAC l.. GOFF CO.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1902-10-08

FOR SALE-JUST THINK OF 1T! A
7-room cottage I'm good condition. a little
way out OF the city, for $1,000. Easy terms
ISAAC L. QOFF CO.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1902-10-08

WHY NOT INSURE YOURSELF
against accident? We are state agents
for a reliable company. ISAAC L. GOFF'
Agents.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1902-10-08
FOR ADOPTION.

FOR ADOPTION-A BRIGHT. HEAL
thy, blue-eyed baby boy, six months old;
full surrender. Address Box F-4l. Provi-
dence News.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1902-10-08

If you ARE IN A HURRY TO SELL
your property we Will place II up TOT
auction before IL is too late In the season.
ISAAC l.. GOFF CO.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1902-10-08

HERE'S A HOME THAT Will
please YOU A cosy home OF rooms a.
pay your landlord will own II. ISAAC l.
GOFF CO.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1902-10-08

FOR SALE-ABSOLUTELY THE BEST
eight-room Cottage In the city for the
money. All modern improvements and
near electrics. 500 down. ISAAC l..
GOFF CO.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1902-10-08

FOR SALE-WE HAVE MODERN
homes from to 10 rooms, all the latesi
conveniences, substantially built and
finely finished for 500 down balance same
as rent. ISAAC l.. GOFF CO.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1902-10-08

COME IN AND LOOK OVER SOME
of these excellent bargains We oner II
house lots. few choice ones on cas-,
terms. ISAAC J.. GOFF CO.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1902-10-08

WE WOULD LIKE TO TALK Tt
those who are interested in owning tneil
own home. Call or write us at your c1i
venience. ISAAC l.. GOFF CO.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1902-10-08

WE MAKE A SPECIALITY OF DE
veloping unimproved real estate, buiidlng
homes for the people and selling lols
for investments. ISAAC l.. GOf'F Co'
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1902-10-08

FOR sALE-HERE's A CoRKER ON
the East Side. An uptodate house OF ~
rooms with all the latest devices for oeau-
ty and comfort Let us show 1T 10 Sou'
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1902-10-08

FOR sAI.E-FINE LOTS AT CHARM
ing Oakhurst. with beautiful surrouno-
ings. for $40. Terms made TO suit lSAAe
l.. GOFF co.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1902-10-08

WONDERFUL! THAT rs WHAT
they say of the remarkable growth OF
Washington Park We are building nv ny,
homes there to suit the most exquisits
taste. ISAAC L. GOFF CO.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1902-10-08

NO SHIP. HOUSE. TRUNK, on
person shouie be out OF pr Harrison.s
Pain Curer. Blanding's. & Weyoosses
street
USE DIR. HARRIsoNs PAIN CUR.
colds. severe cranfbs and Ia Grippe. q
doctor In emergency. For sale svery-
where
n nfsaS% Or. LaFranoo's Conpoun0
HHUeES gives positive relief. Powerfnip ps,a s9n,'
bInatlon. Used by 200mo women. Price.
- twenty i've cents. Drtggsta or mail. Adoress
IaFRANco CO.. Phiindeiphia' fs.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1902-10-08

laid down--set in a chair day and night
and had to be drawn from one room to
another. BY my doctors orders went
south and staid several months but re-
ceived no benefit. At last Brazilian
Balm was recommended to me SO highly
] decided TO try it. Inside Of a week I
could sleep in my bed. Now / am out
doors every day, tending to everything,
do not have any Asthma aud will soon
resume my old occupation, foreman Of
the Eddy Electric Mfg. Co., Of Windsor
Ct. Most gratefully yours, -
VIM. II. WOOD.
Thousands OF doctors prescribe Brazilian
Balm in Catarrh, Asthma, P1eurisy and Grippe
Only thing known that removes all the after
effects of Grippe in Lungs, Liver. Kidneys, Etc.
so cts and 81 90 a bottle at druggists. With the
81. .0c bottle You get months treatment FREE
OF ToxrcoLA TABLETS. the best Tonic. strength
builder In the world. II. +. JAcEsoN & co
Nanufaeturins Chemists, indianapolis, INC
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1902-10-08

SITUATION WANTED BY AN Ex-
perienced cook In private boarding house
or hotel for reasonable wages. Address
Q-3i. Providence News.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1902-10-08

FOR sALE-JUsT ON THE. MARKET:
A house OF l6 rooms and $4,000 square
feet In Pontiac. $1,000 down secures IT,
ISAAC l.. GOFF CO.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1902-10-08

SITUATION WANTED BY ExPERI'
enced waitress in first-class restaurant
Address Fps, Providence News.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1902-10-08

FOUND-A PLACE TO BUY YOUR
1908 Calendars, latest and most catchy
designs. low prices. Williams. Frfckcr
& Co.. 14l wcybosset Street. City.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1902-10-08
FOR SALE.

FOR SALE POOL TABLES AND
fixtures. Apply l20 Dorrance st.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1902-10-08

FOR SALE-IF you ARE LOOKING
for an investment in a two or three Tam
lily house don't walt minute but cali on
us at once. ISAAC l.. GOFF CO.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1902-10-08
Corrected to Sept. 30. 1902.

Train Service from Providence.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1902-10-08

FOR SALE HOUSE FURNITURE.
- Federal street.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1902-10-08
''NEWS
WANTS"


| WANTED COAT MAX Il r. lSo
| Mathewson ST.. Room NO. 1.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1902-10-08

FOR SALE-CALENDARS FOR 1sO3
latest and most catchy designs. Will
iams. Fricker & Co.. l4l Weyobsset
Street, City.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1902-10-08

FOR sALE-wE HAVE HAD LEFT
with us very old Italian violin rare
tone II. S. Fink Co.. 222 Westminster
street.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1902-10-08

TAILoREss WANTED. REX TAILOR
ing Co, is weybosset street
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1902-10-08
SITUATIONS wANTEo-FEMALE.

SITUATION WANTED BY EXPERT
enced young lady bookkeeper and stem
ographer; best references. Address D-az
Providence News.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1902-10-08
HELP wANTEo-MALe.

WANTED--10 LARGE BOYS OK MbN
20 advertise. Apply corner Pine ana Doi
rance streets, Friday at a. m
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1902-10-08

FOUND-A DARK BRINDLE BULL
pup; for full particulars apply to ls2 Wa
verify street.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1902-10-08
aaasaru A~aApy
y N mp nd S
@g@ O & N Three


WANTED-YOUR CALENDAR or
aer Tor 1908. very neat designs. prices
low at Williams. Fricker a. Co.. l41 Wsy.
bosset Street
Daily new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1897-1906, 1902-01-02
January Weather.

The following data for the month
of January covering period of l3
years, have been compiled from the
Weather Bureau records at Parkers-
burg.
Mean or normal temperature, 80
degrees.
The warmest month was that of
1890, with an average of AZ degrees.
The coolest month was that of 1898,
with an average of % degrees.
The highest temperature was 70
degrees on the 18th, 1890 and 1898.
The lowest temperature was / de-
grepS below zero on l1th. 1898.
Average rainfall for the month,
g. so inches.
The greatest monthly precipitation
was LIS inches in 1901.
The greatest amount of snowfall
recorded IN any January, (record ex-
tending TO winter of l888-89 only
was 23.6 inches in January, 1898.
The highest velocity of the wind
was 43 miles from the northeast on
10Th, 1901.
Daily new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1897-1906, 1902-01-02
A Great Railway,

The Chicago, Milwaukee & St.
Paul Ry., is running Electric Lighted
Trains of Compartment Cars, Stan
dard Sleeping Cars, Buffet Library
Smoking cars, Dining cars and coach
es, between Chicago, Milwaukee, ST.
Paul and Minneapolis.
Buffet Observation Parlor cars on
day rains between Chicago, st. Paul
and Minneapolis.
Electric Lighted Trains of Sleeping
cars, Buffet Library Smoking cars,
Dining car and Coaches between Chi
cago and Des Moines, Omaha and
Sioux City.
Solid Trains between Chicago and
Northern Wisconsin and the Upper
Peninsula of Michigan.
Solid Trains between Chicago and
Iowa, Minnesota, Southern and Cen
trail Dakota.
The finest Dining cars and Sleeping
cars. Electric Reading Lamps in
berths.
$500 miles of road in Illinois, Wis
consin, the Upper Peninsula of Mich
igan, Iowa, Minnesota, Missouri,
South Dakota and North Dakota.
Ticket Agents everywhere sell
tickets over the Chicago Milwaukee
& St. Paul Railway or address Johr
r. Pott, District Passenger Agent,
SO Park Bldg, Pittshurg
Daily new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1897-1906, 1902-01-02
The "UutIook" for January.

The Outlook is a weekly newspaper
and monthly magazine in one and
under one subscription price. Its
magazine number for January has
eight illustrated articles, two stories
Zone by Sarah Orne Jewett) carefully
written history of the weeks doings
and many book reviews. There are
full page portraits of new political
figures of prominence, articles OF an
ecdotal biography, a most entertain-
ing instalment Of Edward Evertt
Hale's Memories OF Hundred
Years, and much else of permanent
value.
Daily new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1897-1906, 1902-01-02

Senator Hanna said recently 1--WE
are building ii magnificent navy and
shall continue until we are second
to no nation. We should also build
$ mething tor that navy to defend. -
His logic reminds us Of the woman
who bought side saddle AT an auc
ton because she might someday
own horse"
Daily new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1897-1906, 1902-01-02
Worth Remembering.

The person sending mt the largest
package of laundry the week begin
ming January 6, 1902 will receive a
ticket emitting him to Que doiEtr'~
(Sl00) worth of barter work at Jal~ OF
any other shop in the city This etTer
WILDE made every week. \ q SMITH.
Prop. Climax barber shop, CON {
Main and Walnut street. Ageni lrt
MHleF'S New Method Laundry All
work guaranteed
Daily new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1897-1906, 1902-01-02
IL S. Hayes.

Years Of experience has taught
purchasers Of groceries and other
staples, that certain business con-
Germs are always to be relied upon
as handling only the best goods
in the market. BY this means
steady trade is established, and
without any desires to boast we
can honestly assert our right to
the confidence Of our customers,
and the satisfaction Of knowing
that our stock is always new, the
best, and in the vegetable or fruit
lines, as fresh as can be had
The public il always interested
in fine iewelry, etc, and ia these
lines our stock offers some large
advantages, inasmuch as we sell
the best movements and cases in
the watch line, at prices that are
as low as tho trade offers in the
largest cities in the country. Ex-
anime our stock Of silyerware be-
fore making any purchases. Re-
pairing promptly executed.
Daily new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1897-1906, 1902-01-02

If the Treasury portfolio is to be
hawked around Mr.. Roosevelt might
at least prevent the decli nations be-
ing made public.
Daily new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1897-1906, 1902-01-02

Miss Mildred Lee, daughter o
General Robert E. Lee, recently at
tended session of the Virginia leg
islature and the Senate took five
minutes recess in order that the Sen
ators might have an opportunity OF
meeting her.
Daily new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1897-1906, 1902-01-02

Chauncey Depew has landed on
the other side and resumed the talk
where he lett off. Incidentally he
has also taken bride
Daily new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1897-1906, 1902-01-02
Rockefeller PLEDGES s25, 900.

Lewisburg. Pa Jan John D
Rockefeller has pledged $25, 900 of
100000 to be raised for increasing
the endowment Of Bucknell university
The friends OF the institution have
commenced raising the remaining.
with good prospects of success
Daily new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1897-1906, 1902-01-02
MILLION MAY BE RAISED,
Hopes For Y. NJ. C. A. Jubilee En-.
doWment Fund


New York, Jan. although the of
ices of the international committee
Of the Y. NJ. G. A. in this city were
kept open all of yesterday no contri-
buttons to the million dollar jubilee
endowment fund were received. The
total amount remained at Tuesday
nights figures-$7S97 $50. The Rev.
Richard G. Morse. of the international
committee. said last night that he had
hopes that this mornings mail might
bring subscriptions that would con-
plete the fund
OF the amount subscribed fully
$500, 600 is conditional on a million
being raised by Jan. l. Subscriptions
sent in letters that had been mailed
before Jan. l could be included in the
fund and that leaves bare chance
that the million may be raised.
Daily new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1897-1906, 1902-01-02

Senator Hanna is loudly advoca-
ting peace between capital and labor,
but he isn't saying word about
peace between himself and Senator
Foraker.
Daily new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1897-1906, 1902-01-02

The project of the Pennsylvania
Railroad Co., TO tunnel North and
East rivers at cost of $4,000, 900
is the greatest engineering concep
tion of the century, and makes the
seven wonders OF the world small in
comparison.
Daily new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1897-1906, 1902-01-02
WORK RESUMED.
Baker and Judson have Started the
Work ON their Contract again.

Baker and Judson have resumed
operations at lock and dam eleven.
The work had been shut down for
some weeks. 1t viii be run right on
through the winter in spite of the cold
weather. The firm has plan where
by they can concrete in the coolest
wea ther. 1t is an invention OF Super
sntendent Mccormick.
Daily new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1897-1906, 1902-01-02
READ THE DAILY NEW DOMINION---2 CTS
Notice of Book Board Meeting.

The School Book Board of Monon-
gala county will meet in the court
house at Morgautown, Thursday and
Friday, January 10th and 18th, 1902.
All members are requested to be pres
ent. This is very important meeting.
STEPHEN MASON,
County Supt.
Daily new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1897-1906, 1902-01-02
WINTER ros RIST TICKETS.
Season 1901-2- Baltimore & Ohio
Railroad,

The Baltimore q Ohio Railroad
has placed on sale at all principal
offices East of the Ohio River, Win
ter Tourist Tickets 10 points in AL
ALBANIA, Florida, Louisiana, Missis-
sippi, New Mexico, North Carolina
and Texas; also Havana, Cuba, and
Nassau, n. p, at reduced rates.
{ For additional information call
on Agent Baltimore d Ohio R. R.
Daily new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1897-1906, 1902-01-02

By the provisions of the Philip
pine tariff bill the Philippine pro
Queer will have to pay $50 per ton
on all sugar he sells in the United
States while the American producer
can sell in his market by paying SIT
per ton
Daily new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1897-1906, 1902-01-02

The chair occupied by the Speak
er of the House OF Representative
cost 1921. 1t is not surprising tina
its occupants should render autocrat-
ic decisions. occasionally.
Daily new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1897-1906, 1902-01-02

The people Of this country will
see that Schiey gets justice il they
have to elect him President to Sc
cure it.
Daily new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1897-1906, 1902-01-02

"Fair exchange is 10 robbery"
remarks Senator Frye as he chalks
up another vote Tor the subsidy bill
and the irrigation act.
Daily new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1897-1906, 1902-01-02
The HandsOmest Calendar

of the season Gin ten colors), six beau
tiful heads ION six sheets, 10x12 10. j,
reproductions of paintings by Moran,
issued by General Passenger Depart
ment, Chicago, Milwaukee & st. Paul
Railway, will be sent on receipt OF 25c.
Address f. A. Miller, General Pas
senger Agent, Chicago.
Daily new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1897-1906, 1902-01-02
Por Rent.

A nicely finished six roomed house
Inquire of Harry Linday, West Nor
gantown.
Daily new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1897-1906, 1902-01-02
Pell Phone No. Ia.

NOTHING could be finer than the
weather mas been for the past three
days.
Mr.. and Mrs Edward Morgan
left this morning for their home at
Williamsburg after visit to Mr.. and
Mrs. Will st Clair
Deputy Sheriff d. c. Core is back
in his office tor the first time for
Yeral weeks but he says that he is
far from being a well man vet He
has been quite sick for some time
WEAVER, the grocer, makes a spe
cialty of the famous Gold Medal
flour and sells it at 65 cents per
sack Housekeepers all know the
excellence Of this brand He also
carries Golden Key, Minnhaha. Su
pre- me, Ceresota and Camelia. You
can always get what you want
Daily new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1897-1906, 1902-01-02

THE prices to Mr.. Frank G. Camp
BELLS play Saturday night will be IS
35, 80, 10.
Daily new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1897-1906, 1902-01-02
To Merchants AND supply Companies.

We have 1000 barrels OF fancy
packed western apples winch we
think arethe incest lot OF apples
east oil Chicago or 81 Louis. For
sale in car lots or hr single barrel.
HYGEIA COMPANY.
Uniontown Pa
Poll prooa No IA
Daily new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1897-1906, 1902-01-02

ALL mems suits and overcoats at
greatly reduced prices at Hirschmans.
A COMPANY OF sixteen will assist
Mr.. Frank G. Campbell in his pro-
duction OF IAN Irish Arab" at
Swisher's Theatre Saturday night.
Daily new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1897-1906, 1902-01-02
and Scenic Line.
Tourist Car via Southern Routes leaves
Chicago every Tuesday.

DdIIy TH5t OIdoo OIccPoI FIHUu5H OO1F09''
Chicago and San Francisco.
Crossing the best scenery of the
Rockies and Sierra Neyadas BY DAY
LIGHT. Direct connection to Los
Angeles. Best Dining Car Service
through.
Write for information and litera-
ture to PERRY GRIFFIN, t. p. A.,
lis Park Building, Pittsburg, Pa.
JOHN SEBASTIAN, P. GA, Chicago.
Daily new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1897-1906, 1902-01-02
To Merchants and supply Companies.

We have 1000 barrels of fancy
packed western apples, which we
think are the incest lot Of apples
east OF Chicago or 81 Louis. For
sale in car lots or by siugle barrel
HYGnA COMPANY,
Uniontown, Pa
Bell Phone No. IA.
Daily new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1897-1906, 1902-01-02

Patronize cn- advertisers.
Daily new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1897-1906, 1902-01-02
Bright Music, Pretty Girls and
Graceful Dancers.

If you want to enjoy a good laugh
and hear good music wait and see
"Little Trixie."
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1902-08-02

taste of head cheese! 1 wonder if it
can be had in the butcher Shops
Il think I've seen it at the butchers,
but it was in the winter" replied Mrs.
Bowser. 'sSuch heavy stuff as that
cannot be the thing to eat at this sea-
son of the year"
Season be hanged! There's no more
season for head cheese than for straw
berry jam. I'm going out to look for
some"
Mr.. Bowser went to the nearest
butchers and asked for head cheese
and after a look at him the butcher
replied:
Il quit making it tive months ago.
It's too late in the season."
"How too late?''
TOO hearty and greasy, you know,
for spring.
That's all bosh. When was boy,
we used to have it the year round
And maybe you had boils and pim-
pies the year round You might try
fat pork
Mr.. Bowser glared at him and felt
his gorge rise, but managed to hang
on to himself and back out. He called
at two more shops. but they were also
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1902-08-02

and he had doubts whether it was the
toothache or a new corn Not for long.
however. The next pain bumped him
up and twisted him around and lifted
his heels, and he yelled for Mrs. Bow
ser and fell upon the lounge.
''Well" she asked as she came down
stairs.
tive got awful painsr he gasped.
What did you eat?"
Utmost everything. 1t must be a
case of bilious collie Lord, but how I
suffer! Say, I'm dead man.
Il never heard of head cheese killing
anybody
But it's killing me! Ouch! Wool!
Woman, telephone for the doctor or I
won't live an hour! By gum! By thun-
der! By John,''
Half an hour later the doctor arrived,
and he worked over the patient for a
long hour before he was ready to CO.
He had his hat on when Mr.. Bowser
piteously asked:
~D-doctor. will l-live?"
"Oh, yes," was the cheerful reply.
Eyes; an ass always lives to be sixty
years old. no matter what he eats, and
I believe you are only fifty"
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1902-08-02

BUTTERMILK?
stuff like a hog? / tell you my appe-
tite is off and wants to be coaxed back
The eternal sameness of your dinners
tires me-
81 will have pork and beans tomor-
row."
''Then you'll eat 'em all yourself.
You don't seem to understand that I'm
no lumberman or day laborer."
IF your appetite Graves any particu-
lar thing, why don't you tell me and
let me get it?' asked Mrs. Bowser.
"Well, l want some head cheese. It's
just possible that you may have heard
of such dish some time in your life"
"Yes, 1 have. Our mothers used to
make it,
yes, our dear old mothers used to
make it, sighed Mr.. Bowser, land if
had a pound or two tonight it would
sharpen my appetite up like a razor.
Oh, for the little delicacies of bygene
daysw
You mean the grease of bygone
days. There is nothing more greasy
and hearty than head cheese"
81 mean what 1 mean. Head cheese
is delicacy. You'd deny it on general
principles, of course, but if you had a
proper interest in your table you'd see
that such tidbits were placed before
me-
Mrs. Bowser said no more, but she
determined to set out next morning
and find head cheese if any butcher
made it, and she'd have at least seven
dishes of it ON the table for dinner.
After dinner Mr.. Bowser sat down to
smoke and read, but at the end Of five
minutes got up to walk around and
exclaim:
by George, but I'm dying for a