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Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-01-27
BENJAMI N-ARmIJO.
A Marriage, Performed Several Weeks
AGO, Just Comes to Light.

y Marriage, performed several weeks
Ago, just Comes to Light.
II has just leaked out that Harry
Benjamin. son of Mrs. c. Benjamin,
residing at 900 North Second street,
and Miss Mamie Armijo, the pretty
daughter of Mr.. and Mrs. Mariana Ar
milo. are husband and wife. and that
the ceremony was performed by Rev.
c. A. Bunker, pastor OF the Lead Ave
nue. Methodist Episcopal church, at the
parsonage, five or six weeks ago.
For the past few days. ever since
Miss Armijo went to Santa Fe to at
tend the approaching marriage OF her
brother, George Armijo, to Miss Man.
derfeld, a rumor has been whispered
among certain young people that the
young lady herself was a married wo-
man and that Harry Benjamin was the
successful suitor.
This morning. the report gaining
some ground, and The Citizen ready
paper called on Mr.. Benjamin and the
young benedict, with a smile on his
face, acknowledged the deed, said he
was happy. but hoped the item would
be kept out of print little longer, say
until after Wednesday.
Mr.. Benjamin is head clerk at the
grocery store of ID. Weller & Co., and
to him and wife The Citizen extends
congratulations.
On the return of Mrs. Benjamin from
Santa Fe, where she Will attend the
Armijo- -Manderfield marriage on We'd
nesday. the happy couple will go to
housekeeping in one OF the Smith
Gabel cottages on South Third street.
Ben. WELLER was a passenger north
this morning
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-01-27
COLD WEATHER.
Northern States in the Grip Of Rag
ina Blizzard.

Chicago, Jan. 27.-In the last twenty
four hours the temperature has fallen
As degrees, having touched degrees
below zero at daylight. At 10 o'clock
it was degrees below. professor Cox,
of the weather bureau, predicts that
nightfall will send the temperature
back to 10 below. All the northwest is
suffering from extremely cold weather,
which covers all the upper lake region
and Mississippi valley region, with low
temperatures extending to southern
portions of Illinois, Missouri and Kan
sas. In the farther northwest states
the range of temperature is to 20 de-
grees below zero. Traffic has been
severely impeded where the blizzard
occurred.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-01-27
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OATS CORNEhED.
Small Panic Created on Chicago Board
of Trade.

Chicago, Jan. PA panic stared
the board of trade spectators in the
face when business opened, for the
bottom seemingly had fallen out of
oats. 1t all came about by a tremen-
dous bear campaign begun by enorm-
Gus liquidations in May oats. Millions
of bushels were liquidated and in less
than half an hour May oats fell 5 cents.
Support, however, soon appeared and
May recovered nearly all it had lost.
After its drop from 44A to 1914, it be-
gan to steady around 43.
James Patten, manager of Evenston,
who is credited with a corner of 10,-
900 900 bushels of oats, the said raid
was started to force him to sell out,
but failed.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-01-27
TELEGRAPHIC MARKETS.
Chicago Live Stock.

Chicago, ILL.,, Jan. 27.-Cattle-Re-
ceipts, 1000 head; market steady;
good to prime steers. $6.oJ@7.35; poor
to medium. $4Q6; stockers and feed
ers, $2.25@4.50; cows, $1@4,60; heif-
ers. $2.25G5; Gamers, s1@l.25 bulls,
s2.25@4.5O; calves. $2.50@6.25; Texas
fed steers, $4Q6.
Sheep-Receipts, $4,000 head mar
ket steady; good to choice wethers,
$4.30@5; fair to choice mixed, $3.50
4.50; western sheep, s4@5.25; native
lambs, s2.50@5.S5; western lambs, IS
M5.SU.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-01-27
MARKET QUOTATIONS.

Market quotations and review fur
nished by W. p. Metcalf, No. Crom-
well block, received over the private
wire of Logan & Bryan, Chicago.l
New York, Jan. 27.-Market was gen.
orally dull and strong and mostly in
the hands of professionals. Traders
bid up some stock and forced shorts
to cover. But the amount of business
by commission houses was very small.
Money continued easy and without
Il T..
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-01-27
EXPLOSION.
Dynamite Exploded in
New York Tunnel.
Two Killed and Seventy-Five
Persons Injured.
Corn and Oats Cause Panic in Chi
cago Board Of Trade.
MERGeR B.FORE SUPREME COURT.
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. New York, Jan. 27.-An explo- q
q sion of dynamite occurred in an q
q excavation for the new rapid tran q
q sit tunnel, Park avenue and 2
q Twenty-second street. At least q
q two persons were killed. The .
. number of injured is estimated .
q at 70, many pedestrians being q
q hurt by flying debris and falling q
q glass. j. Roderick Roberts Mel .
q son, B. c., guest of the Murray Q
q Hill hotel, was killed in his room. q
q The other person killed was 9
. workman in the tunnel whose 9
=, name is learned to be Carroll 9
. Lamp posts were knocked z
. down, pedestrians cut by falling {
e, glass, windows shattered, and cab
q horses thrown to the ground. {
q Murray Hill hotel suffered the
q most Through the windows huge
e, pieces of timber known as nod
q ling" beams, were sent as if ar
q rows.
= All the workmen within sew {
q eral blocks Fortieth street were {
" Hult. wac piO" II
q $50 feet, was not killed, but badly
q cut and bruised. Only few of
= the injured were badly cut.
q 1t is reported that William
. Todd. section foreman. and an en-
. gineer named Thompson. were
q also killed. Della Mahcr. house
. keeper at the Grand Union hotel,
q is reported fatally injured.
. At $3.50 the police department
q gave out a statement placing the
. number of dead at five. Four
. were killed instantly and one died
= at Belleview hospital. Fire Com
. missioner Sturgis said the explo-
q sion was due to the shock of a
q blast on the tunnel level.
q
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-01-27
REAL ESTATE TRANSFERS.
Interesting Transfers Since the Last
Published Report.

Jose ID. Garcia and wife 20 Lupe
Nieto de LucerO, lot and house in the
town of Bernalillo; S25.
Secundina Silva to Southwestern
Brewery & Ice company, land south
of Southwestern Brewery and east of
A. r. & S. F. Ry.; s400.
Alpheus A. Keen to Patrick McCat-
fiery, lots II and ~, block w. A. & p.
addition; 5000
Luciano Gallegos and wife TO Ma
carlo Gallegos, two pieces of land in
the Pueblo Cochiti; 800.
John c. Lawler and wife to j. f.
Palmer lot 10, in block 8, F. Armijo y
Otero addition; S405.
John S. Trimble and wife to Harry
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-01-27
Kansas City Live Stock.

Kansas City, Kan, Jan. 27.-Cattle-
Receipts, 5000 head; market steady;
native steers. s4S5Q660; Texas and
Indian steers. $4@5.50; Texas cows.
$2.509425; native cows and heifers.
s3.7595.50; stockers and feeders, 1925
@475; bulls, s2.50@4,50; calves, $40
.6.25.
Sheep-Receipts. 1000 head; mar
ket steady; muttons, s4@5; lambs, S.
@6; western wethers, s4.50@ 4.S0;
ewes, S4@4.50.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-01-27
Marines Lost.

Manila, Jan. 27.-Ten men of the
command of Capt. David ID. Porter,
United States marine corps, who failed
to return from an expedition into the
interior of Samar, are still missing,
and little hope of their safe return is
entertained.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-01-27
PROCEEDINGS OF SENATE.
Philippine Tariff Bill Taken Up ans
Discussed.

Washington, Jan. 27.-The Philip
pine tariff bill was taken up. Rawlins
questioned Lodge about the acts of the
Philippine commission, designed to
prevent discussion of Philippine indie,
pendence in the islands.
Lodge said that such acts were
passed, but that they were for the pur
pose of suppressing the insurrection.
Rawlins said they were suppression
of free speech.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-01-27
PRESTEL-TABOR.
j. w. Prestel and Miss Mae Tabor
Joined in Wedlock.

Last Saturday night. at 9 o'clock. at
the Catholic parsonage, occurred a
very quiuet wedding, J. W. Prestel and
Miss Mae Tabor being the contracting
parties.
Mr.. Prestel has been employed at
the Golden Rule Dry Goods company's
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-01-27
COLORADO LEGISLATURE.

Convened In Extra Session BY Gov.
ernor Orman.
Denver. Colo. Jan. 27.-The extra
session of the legislature called by
Governor Orman to pass a new reve-
nue. law and employers liability law
and to consider questions affecting cor
porations, etc, met at noon today. The
opponents of Speaker Montgomery are
making a fight for reorganization, the
house being determined to elect a new
speaker. if possible. The governor will
transmit his message tomorrow.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-01-27
Mar Revenue.

Washington. d. c., Jan. 27.-The
ways and means committee today en-
tered upon the question of reducing
the war revenue taxes. Tea and beer
interests were heard.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-01-27
Killed In Train Wreck.

Houston, Texas, Jan. 27.-In rear
end collision between two sections of
a stock train near Keller, w. T. Still
well was instantly killed and j. G. Ad-
kins was fatally injured. They were
stockmen and lived at Rosebud.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-01-27
DELINQUENT COLLEGE REPORTS.


Under the new law requiring all ter
ritorial educational institutions to
make iull reports, financial and other
wise, to the governor within thirty
days after the close of the territory's
fiscal year, reports have been received
from the University at Albuquerque !;
the Agricultural College at Las Cruces,
st. Vincent Orphans Industrial School,
and the School for the Deaf and Dumb
Santa Fe, and from the Military Insti.
tute at Roswell. The Normal univer.
sity at Las Vegas. the School of Mines,
Socorro, and the Normal Training
School at Silver City, have so far fail
ed to comply with this duty. The law
is rather binding in its provisions. and
says any person failing, within the first
thirty days of the new fiscal year to
perform such duty. is subject to re.
moval, and if he is a bonded officer, IL
shall be considered as breach of his
bond and constitute misdemeanor in
| office.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-01-27
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NOT KNOWN HERE.

The arrest in this city of G. A. Ben
nett. as stated In telegram from Mis-
soula. Mont. is news to City Marshal
McMillin and other officers of this city.
and they think that Albuquerque is in
tended for some other town in New
Mexico, possibly Alamogordo.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-01-27
CAUGHT
He Was in Hiding in
This City.
Health of the Pope Reported
Excellent.
Fatal Rear End Railway Accident
Near Houston, Texas,
RANSOM OF MISS STONE.
RANSOM OF MISS STONE.
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. Missoula, Mont. Jan. 27.-G. A.
q Bennett. formerly prominent
q business man here, who for the {
q past twelve years has been hiding {
q from an indictment of the grand {
q jury, on the charge of stealing {
9 cattle. was brought from Albu- {
q querque, N. M. by Sheriff Pres {
q colt. 1t is said that Bennett left (
q the state in the garb of woman.
O Since then various sheriffs Of this {
o county have constantly been on Z
q the lokoout for him.
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Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-01-27

troll it's own affairs without interfer-
ance on the part of federal judiciary.
This afternoon Attorney General
Douglass made argument in support
of motion for leave to file bill of COM
plaint
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-01-27
INCORPORATION.

The Tracy-Roberts Hardware COM
pany filed incorporation papers in the
Office of Territorial Secretary j. w.
Reynolds. The incorporators and di-
reotors are Francis G. Tracy. Samuel
|. Roberts and Charles II. McLenathan.
Capitr' $4,000. divided In 240 shares.
Headquarters at Carlsbad, Eddy coun
ty.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-01-27
Demurrer Overruled.

Denver, Colo, Jan. 27.-Judge Car
penter Overruled demurrer to writ of
mandamus requiring the city council
to appropriate the amount asked by
the fire and police board for its depart
ments.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-01-27

James Case, j. ID. Lancaster and b.
Mauch. three well known citizens of
Winslow. are here today shaking
hands with old friends. They expect
to return TO WinIlow tonight.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-01-27
Ransom of Miss Stone.

London, Jan. PA dispatch from
Sofia today says that the ransom of
Miss Ellen NJ. Stone and Nine. Tsilka
has been paid to the brigands and that
the captives are expected TO be reliev-
ed today.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-01-27
CHICAGO Grain.

Chicago, ILL.,. Jan. 27.-Wheat-Jan..
74Ac; May, 77Ac.
Corn-Jan., 57Ac; May 60% @60 &c.
Oats-Jan.. 41A41Ac; May. 42k@
42Ac.
Pork-Jan., s15.55; May, $3.50.
Lard-Jan.. $9.221s; May, s9.37h@
$40
Ribs-Jan.,$S.20 May, $40.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-01-27
OFFICIAL MATTERS.
Territorial Funds '--Tracy-Roberts
Hardware Company Organized.
DELAYED COLLEGE REPORTS.

Territorial Treasurer ]. II. Vaughn
received from Land Commissioner A.
A. Keen, s1,165.41, to be applied to the
public school permanent fund.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-01-27
Hearing Postponed.

Washington. d. c., Jan. 27.-The SEN
ate committee on inter-oceanic canals
did not make report today. but de.
cided to have hearings beginning next
Monday.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-01-27
Murder Trial,

New York, Jan. 27.-The trial OF
Albert 7. Patrick, accused of the muir
der of William Marsh Rice, of Texas.
was resumed today.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-01-27

Thos. NJ. Ramsdell, well known
railroad official of Topeka, is here on
business, and was noticed around the
local shops today.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-01-27
NEV|N DEAD.
Santa Fe Official Dies
at Los Angeles.
Admiral SchIey is Feted by
Chicago.
Extremely Cold Weather Reported
in the Northern States.
MARINES LOST ON SAMAR ISLAND.
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Q Los Angeles, Jan. 27.-William {
q G. Nevin. general manager of the (
q Santa Fe lines west OF Albuquer- {
q que, died suddenly on Sunday, at (
. the age OF AZ. For several years
9 he has been suffering from creep
q ing paralysis. {
q
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-01-27
ST. Louis Wool.

St Louis, Mo-, Jan. 27.-Wool-
steady; territory and western medium.
16@lSc; fine. 12Q17c; coarse, 11@16c.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-01-27
New York Money

New York. Jan. 27.-Money on call
easy at per cent. Prime mercantile
paper at 4Q5. Silver 54H
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-01-27

New York. Jan. 27-Copper-Firm
111ac. Lead-Quiet; unchanged.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-01-27
THE POPE.
His Health Is Reported Good BY His
Physician.

New York. Jan. 27.-Signor Lapponi,
the pope's physician, said to q Rome
correspondent of the Journal and Am
erican:
"The pope is In excellent health. and
is looking forward joyfully to the fetes
which celebrate his twenty-five years
as pontificate. These fetes will begin
the last OF March and continue year,
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-01-27

Ben. WELLER was a passenger north
this morning.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-01-27
ADMIRAL SCHlEY.

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The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1902-02-19

ANOTHER DIspENsARY FIGnT.-
Inc Florence correspondent of the
News and Courier says that it seems
as II there Is to be another hot fight IN
the State courts over the disp, nsary
law. Some time ago elections were
held In Scranton and Lake City, two
thriving towns in Williamsburg Coun
ty, as to Dispensary or (" No Dis.
pensary." The election in both places
resulted, by very close vote, in favor
of the disrensary. Those who voted
+" No dispensary" have secured Mr.. :.
w. q. Shipp, of this city, as cousel.
Yesterday Mr.. Shipp went to Cheraw
and secured temporary Injunction
from Chief Justice McIver. The in
Junction writ is made returnable at the
next meeting of the supreme court,
which will, of course, stop the estab-
lishment of dispensaries at Lake CITY
and Scranton for time at least. In
his argument before Chief Justice Nc
lver, Mr.. Shipp made strong point
against the dispensary law, claiming
That 1T is unconstitutional in that it eX
empted certain counties from the pro-
visl ms of the dispensary law, which is
undoubtedly SPECIAL legislation.
1t appears that in the first act on
this subject, in counties which had pro.
hibltory liquor provisions and in towns
which had adopted "local option -
laws, special provision was made as
follows: " Provided, that dispensa-
rles may lie established in the counties
OF Williamsburg, Plckens and Marion
and at Seneca and other towns now
incorporated IN Oconee County, with
out such election 'on' compliance
with the other requirements of this
act"
by some means or other in the pro
vision the con" was changed, proba-
bly by error in the engrossins depart
ment, in the act of 1896 10 cor"
which materially changes the whole
business and removes the section en-
Iirely from under the operation of the
law. Just what will be the outcome
Will be anxiously awaited by large
number of South Carolinians.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1902-02-19

he argued that this condition would
be upheld by the United States SUI.
preme court.
Senator Aidrich SAID we are called
upon TO do that which has never been
done in South Carolina, to debar a legit.
innate business corporation from doing
business in the State. Naturally the
question will be asked, what are the
reasons for this? These reasons should
have been set forth by the advocat es
ol the measure: but so far no valid rea-
sons have been advanced. AS to the
argument that the price of fertilizers
mas been raised, hasn't the price of
every other commodity been increased?
Is this enough to justify this leSisla-
tlon There is no reason for this bill
except unfounded public clamor. Are
we to drive this company out of the
State because it did business here be-
Tore iiling its papers-its naturalization
papers, so to speak. The law already
provides penalty for this crlme-if
crime it can be callad. The LEGISLATURE
OF South Car lima cannot afford to en-
act post facto laws.
The vote on the question of striking
out the enacting words of the bill re-
suited as follows:
Geas-Aldrich, Applet, Barnwell,
Blakeney, Bowen, Caughman, Dennis,
Gaines, Glenn, Goodwin, Houg gh, Man
ming, Mayfeld, Moore, Sheppard,
Stackhonse, Stanland, Sullivan. Wal.
ker, Williams-2O.
Nays-Brice, Douglass, Graydon,
henderson, Herndon, Hydrick, Mower,
Sar1att, Sharpe, Talbird-1O.
The cnacting words were stricken
out and tho bill was killed.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1902-02-19
SALT RHEUM CURED BY
Johnston's Sarsaparilla
QUART BOTTLES.
JUST SEEN I'm TIME.

on a Gse ees .s Sf
PnriGe rlnown. '~'~p"''""
you neglect to heed the warning the
JOHNSTONNS
Miss Abbie j. Rande, of Marshall,
sm a AND then h on my whole body perfectly with
did tried medicine that money
I
tried bottle oft Ibgan
Would heartily advise all who
of
made all N0-"
s di hs Sooai % keep and
fails
@&KSHA1SSAN
For Sale by the Drug Company, I.aurens, sc
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1902-02-19

During school tea the other day a
kindly old doctor was regarding one of
the young guests with evident alarm.
Undismayed by the DOCTORS glances,
the young scholar rapidly demolished
plate after I'll to of bread and butter
and cake. AT last the doctor could
stand 1T no longer. Going up TO the
young rascal, he said:
My boy, have. you ever read any
book which would tell you what to eat
what to drink and what to avoid?''
"Lor' bless yer, sir" replied the
young gentleman, with his mouth hal
full of plum cake, "I don't want nc
book. Why, eats all can, drink,
all L can and / avoids Tit
Bits.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1902-02-19

THE ROBBINS TRAaEDY.-An in
terestin9 case came before Justice
Pope, of the supreme court, when a
motion was made last week to grant
bail to George Kirkland. indicted for
murder. Simply stated the facts seem
to be about as follows: at party at
the residence of Mr.. j. G.. Griffin, of
Robbins, in Barnwell County, on the
evening of the 31st of December last.
while the dancing was in progress, Mr..
George Cobb uninteptinally gave Of
fence to Mr.. Arthur Dunbar, who left
the room and in a few moments re.
turned with his father, Mr.. Georye
Dunbar, and his brother, Mr.. Harry
Dunbar, all of whom approached Mr..
Cobb in threatening manner. Mr.
Alfred Sennett lnterposed to prevent 6
difficulty, when Mr.. George Dunbar
drew out his pistol. Mr.. +. p. Sen
nett also interposed TO keep the peace
when he was shot. He then shot
George Dunbar dead AMI a general
shooting ensued, the result of which
was the killing of Harry Dunbar and
the mortally wounding of Arthur Dun
bar, who died few days later of his
wounds. After the general shooting
was over George Kirkland appeared
on the scene and shot II. p. Scnnett
who was lying wounded on the floor
1t is for this that he is now under in
| dictment for murder.
The testimony is said to be conflict
ing, it being contended by him thai
Sennett was attempting to shoot hiIr
at The time, while on the other hand il
is testified TO by several witnesses tha
kirkland disarmed Sennett before
shooting him.
Justice Pope,granted bail IN the sum
of $3 900 with not less than two no,
more than five securities.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1902-02-19

Gilbert Parker, the famous English
novelist, who has just been visiting
this country, said before leaving foi
England that the American working
man 10 more enterprising than the
English IN that he welcomes machiu-
cry, while the English working man
does not.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1902-02-19

Mrs. Neighbors you and your
husband live happily together?
Mrs. Enpeck-Sure. I'd just like to
see my husband try not to live happily
with me.-Chicago News.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1902-02-19
'01IdUI(le

Always seeks to find some expression
for itself, and womanly gratitude will not
keep silence. Cynical people sometimes
say Why do women write these testiino-
malls to the value OF Or. Pierce's Favorite
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1902-02-19

Mamma: "Teacher tells me you
were very naughty in school yesterday.
Why did you not tell me yourself2''
tommy: Why -er-you always
told me not to tell tales out of school,"
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1902-02-19

ou say you are not sure it was
suicide?" asked the newspaper man.
No, stranger" responded Amber
Pete; 'she was playing solitaire, caught
himself cheating, and, of course, he
had TO shoot.-Chlcago News.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1902-02-19

Iho Teacher-W When the logs get
caught IN the fast moving stream, what
would you call that?
Ihe Boy-Why, I'd call that cur
rent jam.-Yokers Statesman.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1902-02-19
IN A HUMOROUS VEIN.

ae's grandfather and yet he's
going to marry that young Miss Kittle
Skittish."
Yes. He's old enough not 10 know
any better"
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1902-02-19

=" what is the difference between &
statesman and politician?"
"a statesman is man who can
Damooozle the public without being
found out; politician is man who
doesn't care whether he is found out
or not so long as he gains his ends.n