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The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1902-09-30

space Of moment, heaven hung over
the breadboard, then loose plank
squeaked and the woman began to lay
places for six and the man cut slices
of thickness to beat the band.
The mans hand touched the wom-
ans Intentionally as he passed plate
and pl2tteF. Marvel not, We mortals
of mundane hesh and blood, that the
tea drank that night was a nectar
npared % which the ambrosia of
g is waF but as milk and water.
eor all that(i have told is verS true
and has comA to pass many hun dreds
OF times, aS III the world holdb will
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1902-09-30
Pass the pie.

did you make these pies?"
Eyes; and suppose you are going
to say you'll have to get hammer
to break them?"
mo; there's only one objection"
"Pshaw! Perhaps they're not like
those your mother used to make?"
Wrong again. They're not big
enough. Judge.
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1902-09-30
A Trait of the Sex.

"a man can't tell whether a girl
means what she says" ha remarked,
thoughtfully.
"Of course not" she replied. "If he
thinks she does why she just natural.
ly doesn't the moment she finds it out,
and if he thinks she doesn't, why she
does"
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1902-09-30
She Knew Him.

"You," sighed the rejected lover,
would find your name written in i'm
perishable characters on my heart,
could you but look"
"So?" murmured the fair young
thing, who was aware of the fact
that the swain had been playing "Ro-
meo" at the seaside for something
like 20 years. $50? Then you must
have a heart like hotel directory
by this time"
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1902-09-30
A Trust There. Too.

"But," we say to the intrepid polar
explorer, "do you not fear that you
will become depressed for lack of
home ties and home customs while in
the frozen north?"
"Oh, don't know" he carelessly re-
sponds, "why, it is very homelike up
there. Fresh meat is quoted at $50
a pound"
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1902-09-30

The announcement that an Eastern
railway has provided special ticket
six feet long leads to the fear that
the traveller of the future will need
an extra piece of luggage in which
to carry his transportation permit.
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1902-09-30

WALTON sprang to her feet.
and we have been ordered against
them" Do not condemn him for
breaking it so rudely. His heart was
hurting him too badly to think of
finesse. 1t is ever so with an ordi-
nary man, pain makes him impatient
Well the woman felt troubled; be-
cause she missed him, and because all
at once she could think of him only
as of a still, white face upturned to
the moon She went to the machine
and made couple of shirt waists with
tucked fronts and insertion as per or
der, then she read the newspaper to
keep from going into the garden. She
did not care to talk about it-sym
pathy upsets ones self-control. But
the hurt in her heart grew worse as
the day died and when the time cam,
for tea, she felt as though the food
was choking her beforehand.
The eyes of the woman grew warm
with tears as she looked upon the
bread knife and thought of those
great, clumsy slices, but she assented as
a matter of course. Her fingers closed
over the horn-handle and that haunt
ing, upturned face left her. She saw
him again beneath the hanging lamp,
his eyes aglow with mixed up love and
mischief. All how good to be able
| to think of him once more as her dear
| bad boy.
When the house was still, she car
| IL
cred its handle with tears and kisses
| Trouble not yourself with idle ques-
tionings, whether the man came back
from the wars or no; for when man
has won such love from woman that
she kisses handles for his sake, he has
seen his Austerlitz; let him beware
lest he live too long and so look upon
his Waterloo"
That's realism"
"In all save one particular" com
mented the Newspaper Man.
The Woman Who Wrote spoke hur-
riedly, Now for romanticlsm:
ut was a wild, dark night, dark as
death The rain poured down in cease
less torrents; the wind tore the thou
sand-year-old monarchs from the for
est and dashed the sea into a raging
mass of inky waters. Against it all,
in the very teeth of the storm, the
man held on his way. Needless of the
howl and roar, needless of the jagged
lightning that leaped from the lower
ing heavens. Deaf. blind, lost to con-
sciousnss of aught save the sting Of
wounded pride and the fierce resent.
ment of an outraged love. None save
gods or devils would have braved such
a night, but he WHAT was beat o
J rain and lash of wind? What wa
this wild storm without, compared t.
the fiercer one raging within? Tn,
, rage of passion that sent the bloot
) seething through his veins, and bea
3 in his brain like hammers.
r THE crimson curtains with thei
I satin fringings, swept to the floor
shutting out the storm and the night
3 They could not shut out the wind tina
q howled and shrieked like a thousan
| fiends in torment. Genevieve Treval
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1902-09-30

The car has decided that hereafter
he will meet all classes of his subjects
and hear their grievances. This will
likely prove much better than to allow
the Glasses" to take the initiative in
securing interviews.
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1902-09-30
AS FIy Catchers.

A few months ago a Janus Prus-
sian general was inspecting some mil
itary stables.
what do l see there?" he said in
tones of thunder to a sergeant. Cob
webs?"
Eyes, sir" was the respectful re-
ply; 1--WE keep them there to catch
the flies and prevent their teasing
the horses"
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1902-09-30

It was IN the Tar south.
flows times?" asked the tourist.
Pretty tolerable, stranger" re-
sponded the old man, who was sitting
on a stump. 81 had some trees to cut
down, but the cyclone leveled them
and saved me the trouble"
"That was good"
Eyes; and then the lightning set
ire to the brush pile and save me
the trouble of burning it."
Remarkable! But what are you
doing now?"
Waiting for an earthquake to come
along and shake the potatoes out of
the ground"
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1902-09-30
His Acknowledgement.

Patient-Doctor, is a manicure in
any way associated with your profess
sion?
Doctor-By no means, sir; we are
not in the least responsible for them.
Patient-That is surely a frank ac-
acknowledgment.
Doctor-What is?
Patient-Why, that you are not re-
sponsible for many cures.
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1902-09-30

Mrs. Springs How careful your
little boy is of his health! My boy
is constantly running out in all sorts
of weather, without his overcoat, no
matter what | say. How do you man
age?"
Mrs. Briggs-When my boy catches
cold give him cod liver oil.
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1902-09-30
As L. II Were Possible.

Claribel-I wonder what that crea-
ture meant?
Lizzie-What creature?
Claribel = Why, 7 entworth, Of
course. When l told ,aim everybody
said was improving N my singing,
he said he was delighted to hear it.
The idea!
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1902-09-30
An Insinuation.

Proprietor-Why did Miss Elderly
leave the hotel?
Clerk-She claims one Of the other
boarders insulted her.
Proprietor-In what way?
Clerk-Asked her If 1t was really
true that George Washington cut the
cherry tree.
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1902-09-30
Forced Confinement.

why didn't you call yesterday"
asked Mrs. Smithers.
1T wasn't my fault, DEAR" an
swered Mrs. Gobuzz. "My husband
and all the neighbors l am friendly
with were away from home, and all
the waists have button down the
back"
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1902-09-30
Cause for Dislike.

De Banque-You seem to entertain
positive hate for those department
stores.
De Ranque--l do, indeed. 1t was
there I'm sure that my wife contracted
the habit she has of calling out cash"
every pay night.
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1902-09-30

An Indiana lover who sang Good
Morning, Carrie" beneath his sweet
hearts window was shot by irate
neighbors, who claim they thought
1t was tom cat.
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1902-09-30

Rev, Mr.. Scudder of Jersey City adj
vises the clergy to "eat more ginger"
If some of them would eat less ginger
and more fish it would more to the
purpose.
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1902-09-30

A trade journal reports that the Wis
ible supply of cayiare has been great
ly reduced. This is calamity that
most persons can view with stoical
indifference.
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1902-09-30
A Likely Mistake.

ooh, you cruel boy" cried mem.
Der of the Audubon society, ito be
trying to kill that small bird!"
"Bird?" echoed the small boy, de-
risively. 81 guess you're a stranger
in these parts; that's Jersey mas
quito!"
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1902-09-30
Summer perils

This 17-year locust is very dam
gerous animal" said the the student
of horticulture.
Eyes" answered the youth with
the faraway and detected look; but
it doesn't do nearly as much irrepar.
able damage as the 17-year2old girl"
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1902-09-30

The New York Judge who has de-
cided that $4,000 year is the least
possible income that will support a
society girl must have daughters who
are spending the summer at fashion
able resort.
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1902-09-30

Eskimos claim to have found the re.
mains of Noah's ark away up near the
arctic circle. Can it be possible that
Noah started in search of the pole
without first having relief expedi
ton provided for?
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1902-09-30

The way the young king of Spain
is behaving toward his mother seems
to show that the maternal slipper
was not properly exercised in his ear
lier years.
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1902-09-30
No charne for ADVICE.

Floor Walker-Im very sorry, ma
dam, but can't exchange this hat for
you.
Mrs. Smithsonian my husband
doesn't like it.
Floor Walker-Then I'd advise you
to get a divorce.
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1902-09-30

Physician-Madam, your husband
is suffering from oyerwork.
Mrs. Wand will he have to give
up his place under the government?
Physician-What's that? Is he
government official?
Mrs. W.-Yes, sir.
Physician-Hm; I'll diagnose his
case again. He probably needs exer-
else of some kind.
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1902-09-30
Would Lose Mo- Chances.

First Hunter-It was your fault
didn't shoot that deer this morning..
Second Hunter-My fault?
thing moving. When l said, IS that
you Jim?' the deer ran. Next time
I'm going to say nothing and shoot.
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1902-09-30

The Minneapolis police situation
surpasses that of New York in that
the trains have to be watched lest
the force run away.
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1902-09-30

ut is positive delight to meet
man you feel you can trust" re-
marked the individual with the high
forehead.
"Oh, / don't know. prefer a man
who pays cash" replied the man who
keeps grocery store.
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1902-09-30

Sunday is said to be King Edwards
unlucky day, discovery that ought
to admonish him to try the expert
ment Of spending it as other persons
do.
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1902-09-30

Having received your semi-annual
dividends, are you going to buy yell
low automobile or a porterhouse
steak?
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1902-09-30

Why not speak a good word for
Alfred Austin? His coronation ode
contains nothing that could bring the
faintest blush to the cheek of mod
esty.
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1902-09-30

A Chicago man has been elected
president of the American Whist
League. Yet they say the people Of
that city are noisy.
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1902-09-30
Gone to His Uncle.

Charlie de Broke--I suppose, Miss
Roxy, you are aware that for come
time my heart has not been in my
possession?
Miss Roxy-Why, Mr.. de Broke,
had no idea you could borrow money
on that, too.
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1902-09-30

Edward Ffuhl Of Wilkesbarre, Pa,
wants the court to let him change his
name. 1t would surely be a fool court
that deniec such petition.
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1902-09-30

SportsmeH from the northern part
of Wisconsin, report that it is so cold
the fish are Nearing pond lily leaf nit
tens on their fms, but allowances
Aaust be maze for the effects of dis
saintmeGf on the general nature
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1902-09-30

If the woman who asserts that Rus
sell Sage gave her quarter is de-
clared insane will Russell get his
money back?
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1902-09-30

There are doubtless many men in
this country to-day who would not
mind swapping their $40 Panamas for
75-cent umbrellas.
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1902-09-30

Fortunately the reading public was
prepared for the worst before Poet
Laureate Austins coronation ode was
printed.
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1902-09-30

King Alfonso wants to visit the
European capitals in search of wife.
Unfortunately his wish is likely to
be gratified
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1902-09-30
Nlpped.

Kraft-The boss promised to give
me a raise in my salary next week.
Newitt-Sorry, old man, but
hawaii got a cent to land.
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1902-09-30

The men of Kansas want farm
hands, but the Kansas girls prefer
bank clerks.
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1902-09-30

And when the new titles we're given
out William Waldorf Aston wasn't on
the list
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1902-09-30

A member of the Austrian reichs-
rath lost his ear in duel; but it was
his tongue that got him into trouble.
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1902-09-30

A match game is talked of between
the American appendicitis and the
British perityphlitis.
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1902-09-30

Dom Paul" has hung up the re-
ceiver and turned away from the tel
ephone with a sad sigh.
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1902-09-30

New York doctors who do business
in fashionable circles are getting
ready for an epidemic of perityphlitis.
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1902-09-30
No Need of Anu Law.

I'm some oil the oriental countries
a woman feels disgraced if she allows
her face to he seen in public"
Yes ansW,. ed Miss Peppery; land
after seeing some Of their faces, I
quite agres with them"
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1902-09-30

AS usual, they put old John Most iu
Jail and let 1t go at that.
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1902-09-30

1t is not true that love makes all
things easy. it makes us choose the
most d'fficult George Eliot.
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1902-09-30

There is nothing so becoming to 4
Jury briber as short hair and striped
suit.
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1902-09-30

'T have been asking myself all the
while whether it is on account of
the umbrella or my company that l
may accompany you"
at is neither. 1t is on account OF
my new hat"
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1902-09-30

Don't sit up late or be late to meals,
Both are unsanitary.
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1902-09-30
Wit and HumOr
Better Than Admonitlon.
Nature Would Do 1t.

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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1902-12-07

over the main entrance. on the second floor. fs
Miss Gould's sitting room and near this are
the lockers and bathroom. Ample provision has
been made for the accommodation of the stable
help on the third floor. where. in addition 20
sleeping apartments for the men, there Is a
large. handsomely furnished sitting room
York & Sawyer. after whose plans the stable
was built. were especially charged by Miss
Gould to make this room attractive and they
have succeeded in producing handsome club
room. which is expected TO be so attractive that
other resorts will not tempt the men TO leave
their home. on this floor there are four cheer
full living rooms n kitchen and dining room
The stable will be one OF the most complete in
the city.
There several private stables in the city
which have accommodations for equestrians
where may ride In the ring without being
crowded. The largest OF these the rings
attached to the stables of Frank j. Gould.
Louis Stern and Adolf Kuttron- The Gould ring
Is next to the Academy Of Fine Arts. In West
Fifty -seventh-st The high limestone front has
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1902-12-07

either by obi aiming the repeal OF the Zoe act
Or by appealing from the decision Of the commits
sion when it decides how much Mr.. Aiprish'
should be reimbursed for his fish
81 will never give up this fight long as L
i've" said he, yesterday, to a Tribune man.
Il own that lake the ground under 1t, the water
OF it and the fish in it. 1 not selfish about
II, any more than the farmer is selfish ABOUT
the corn in his garden. 1 don't object to some
fishermen: those who fish because they need
the fish for food on their table, or those VINO
live in the vicinity and sell the fish for living
But 1 object to the eXcursionists, who are re-
sponsible to neither God nor man, VINO appro-
pirate all they find, and more, too. VINO el'hei
live in Pennsylvania New-York, and regard
w-Jersey a place for mischief and rlot-
No. sir. I'll fight these fellows until I'm dead
and buried and covered up with SIX feet oi
sand" and Mr.. Albright shook his patriarchal
head and brought his fist down hard on his
office desk
Sussex County is particularly favored by
nature with its number Of lakes, streams ana
ponds, and thus it has come to be a Verltaple
fshermen's paradise. Besides SwartsWood Lake
there are nine other bodies Of water, all OF when
are over one hundred acres in area, and hence
subject to the provisions OF the Roe law Ac-
eordingly, the fishing rights in any or all OF
these lakes may be condemned by the commits
sion appointed under the statute and bought by
the State for the people. The names OF THESE
ten lakes. their size and the names OF their
owners as set forth in table prepared for
The Tribune by J. B. Hendershott, the state
game warden for Sussex County, are as fol-
lows:
Name. Area owner. - ~
Cranberry AXE r4 Lehigh Valley r. r. Co
C,Ivrrs axe -. 4s6 acres. Charles F. Buckley.
Little SwRrtswoud
Lake ..,....... 100 The Force estate.
Long Pond Skaters.
ILsee pond .I 37 acres Franklin Iron Company
Norris Lake. 1856 acres IWateT suppS ho T>e"'
j.
I yarsa Lake Leslie NJ. Ward.
yartsuf.15 Iste SOS acres Albright and }. NJ Elm
c,.ha- Pond Insee.
Wawayanda 80 The Thomas Iron company
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1902-12-07

a single large window over what appears to be
a carriage entrance. This portal has. however,
never been used for the reason that the building
contains only one large room, 80 by lto feet,
which is entered by a gate in Fifty-sixth-st-.
which is the stable entrance The building was
erected from plans by York & Sawyer The
stable proper is of the same dimensions as the
ring, which is paved with cement and has
covering OF tanbark one foot in thickness IL
is Illuminated at night by clusters OF mean
descent lamps and lighted I'm the daytime By
large window at the south end and a skylght
about sixty feet long. Across the north wall is
a gallery for spectators, and upon this Is q
large mechanical instrument which furnishes
the music for music rides"
Louis Sterns riding ring forms the north end
of his beautiful stable at Nos. So and 55 East
Eighty-fourth- st. The building is Of brick and
limestone 1t has roomy carriage house and
accommodating Of a superior class for twenty
horses The ring. like Mr.. Gould's. has a spec
tators' gallery and also several perfectly ap-
pointed dressing rooms and lounsfng apart
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1902-12-07
FINE STABLES IN THE CIT
NETWORK HAS MANY OF THEM-SOME
OF THE MOST NOTABLE.

An automobile enthusiast said at social gath
.ring recently that the horse spirit made ITSELF
manifest every year for a few days at the time
of the Horse Show but that the horse was
going" The fact that the riding academies are
taxed to their utmost limits that good saddle
horses are steadily in demand at fair prices
and that the number OF equestrians In the parks
Bnd on the roads near the city limits is growing
larger all the time show that the horse Is stlil
popular despite his mechanical rival.
Miss Helen NJ. Gouds stable at No. Il"
West Fifty eighth-st.. which will be completed
In a few weeks. viii have accommodations for
automobiles but the horse has not been neg
lected and the appointments of the stable sho"
that one may be an automobile enthusiast with
out neglecting the horse
The stable is built of brownstOne and Harvard
brick and covers a plot % by 100 feet The
style Is the French chateau One OF the eN-
terror features is the elaborate bronze doorway.
The carriage house which IS fifty feet deep, Is
finished throughout with glazed tile. the vauited
ceiling being covered with the same material.
Ne gtable proper has accommodations for eight
orpes- There Is a hydraulic lift by which auto
kobiles and carriages may be lowered to the
>asement and In addition to this. there ia an
ther elevator connecting with the upper floors