The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1902-08-19


may take them unawares and get con
troll of the next House.
Pistol dealers easily evade the South
Carolina law forbidding them to sell
lightweight guns or pistols They simply
lease them for long term. say a hun
dred years.
Extradition that does not extradite is
and Gaynor and Greene. of the United
States, have abundantly proven.
The first thing that Dr. Andrews knows
his sled will be slipping down the same
toboggan that Professor Sledd's sleigh
made a recent trip upon.
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The South Carolina primary campaign
will end tomorrow and the people of
that distressed State are happy beyond
measure.
Notwithstanding Mr.. Watterson's with
drawal from the gubernatorial race, 1t Is
sure that the kentucky campaign will
not be spiritless.
In Buncombe county, n. c.. the men
who kick in the party traces are called
BOXERS and both parties are produc-
ing fine boxer crops this year.
The paramount departments Of both
parties are working overtime without
visible results SO far
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New Kent county can. and doubtless
will. set the example that all the other
counties should follow. The crime COM
mitted by the brutal young negro In that
county on Saturday afternoon richly en-
ti+1es him to quick hanging, and he will
get it by the law and the law will suf-
fee.
With the preachers and the newspapers
RI backstand him, Officer Wyatt need not
fear to play his hand to its full value.
"Old Home Week is on in New Hamp-
shire. its advent being announced Saturday
night and last night by beacon fires
throughout the State.
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The Mobile Register is of the OPINION
that our Fitzhugh Lee is rapidly talking
himself out of the good will of the Gu
bans. and is getting nothing at home in
return for it. Mistake: Lecture fees
amount to considerably moro than moth
ing.
With the counting of the votes cast in
the Second District primary to-day the
Third District will be furnishing all the
political excitement in Virginia, and its
campaign is not very exciting.
Money-making is pleasant and in
measure exhilarating, but it is not al
ways healthy. Charles NJ Schwab, poor
fellow, has to quit and recuperate his
health after making only about fifty mil
lions.
The cool wave was cordially welcomed
when it came to break the backbone Of
General Humidity, but some people are
inclined to the opinion that it is wearing
its welcome out.
Uncle Sans patience with the Sultan's
laziness is getting threadbare. it seems,
and we predict that the threatened sharp
note will throw little energy into the
slow and tired man.
"No unclean dollar ever passed my
hands" says Col Watterson. That dis
poses of the Pierpont Morgan theory
that draw poker is a dishonest game.
1t is a matter of comment that matri-
mony has become quite a fad among the
Four Hundred at Newport, which means
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Cuban anxiety to become a debtor ma
ton is in excess Of the anxiety so far
shown in any quarter be Cuban Credi.
tor.
Senator Hanna was just joking, not
prevaricating. when he made some re-
marks about resigning.
II Last e. NNaS AnIteeu peoples osAt 5Qo"h
at President Roosevelt's dinner table.
Now for the sooth-sayers and the super
stitious.
+ Boris is the Grand Dukes name, not
Borax. remember this.
His Stock in Trade.
~, ~, },.,ypa N t1fa Snrofas-
sional beggar, 81 got my arm scalded.
I'll be glad TOT show you
Never mind, :. interruted Mrs. Koal-
dart. ! You're only wasting your time
here
Not at all. ma. am, my motto is mo
trouble to; show goods. :, is