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The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1902-04-22

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Female diseases cured
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THE FRANCE MEDICAL INSTITUTE


many nclgdng prominent gyscns being the
physicians and patients positive proof
Columbus Oho besides reliable
, 1902-10-31
Natural Anxiety.

Mothers regard approaching winterwith
u%neasiness, children take cold so easily.
No disease costs more little lives than
croup It's attack is SO sudden that the
sufferer is often beyond human aid be-
fore the doctor arrives. Such cases yield
readily to One Minute Cough Cure. LII
quifies the mucus, allays Inflammation,
removes danger. Absolutely safe. Acts
Immediately. Cures coughs, colds, grip,
bronchitis, all throat and lung trouble:
f. S. Mcmahon, Hampton, Ga; A bad
cold rendered me voiceless just before
an oratorical contest. | intended to
withdraw but took One Minute Cough
Cure. 1t restored my voice in time to
win the medal" Cohen Bros, Wild
wood; G. w. Dougherty, Anglesea.
, 1902-10-31
Friday, October 81, 1902.

A dispatch from Trenton dated Octo-
Der 25th in the Philadelphia North
American reads as follows: United
States Senator John Kean has again
turned prophet. His prediction that
Congressman Loudenslager would win
his fight at the primaries having been
fulfilled, he now ventures the assertion
that L~oudenslager and all the other
Republican candidates for Congress in
New Jersey, except Manning, Con-
gresham Allan McDermott's oppo-
nent in the Tenth district, will be cleo
ted by handsome majorities. Chair
mar Babcock, of the Republican Con-
gressional committee, thinks Senator
Kean has trespassed a little on his rep
utation. Mr.. Babcock fears that four
of the Jersey delegation will be DEM
ocrats. Congressman Loudenslager
met with a reverse in Cape May county
during the past week. Cape May is
not in Loudenslager's district, but was
in the old First, which is now repre-
sented by Loudenslager. Cape May
will cast its ballots for or against Con-
gresham John j. Gardner this fall.
AS Gardner successfully interfered in
Ocean county affairs to defeat Assem-
blyman Holman, Ocean having been
LlIOnn inLO blHC Inllu ulSbliCb NY ~
reapportionment, so Loudenslager at
tempted TO down Assemblyman Crosse,
who would not dance as State Senator
Hand played in the last Legislature.
The defeat of Loudenslager was as COM
plete in Cape May as was the success
of Gardner in Ocean. Loudenslager
wrote to all the ~postmasters in Cape
May county when the fight against
Crosse waxed warm, and indirectly in
timated to them that unless they
pitched in and defeated Crosse they
might have successors when they come
up for reappointment this winter.
Cresse's success was a victory for the
OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES faction of the
Republican party, for whose candidate
for State Treasurer Crosse voted last
February and thus secured the enmity
of Senator Hand.
, 1902-10-31
"WATcH THE

"When they are affected, life is in
danger" says DR.. A~bernethy, the great
English physician. Foley's Kidney
Cure makes sound kidneys. Sold by
Cohen Bros.
, 1902-10-31

Incorporated October 9th, 1862.
Meets last Friday evening of each
month at s O'Clock in the Couric1l
of Wildwood Borough ball.
Third Series opens October 81, 1902.
Loans granted on Real Estate. Moneys
sold monthly. Blank a~ppIications
furnished by any of the officers.
, 1902-10-31
Notice.

Notice is hereby given that the Five Mile
Beach Electric Railway Company. has made
application by petition for II new location OF
its tracks in the Borough of Holly Beach City
upon Atlantic avenue from the line dividing
the Borough of Wildwood from the Borough
of Holly Beach City enthusiastically TO
Schellenger avenue; Schellenger avenue from
Atlantic avenue ENTHUSIASTICALLY to Pacific
avenue; Pacific avenue from the line dividing
the Borough of Wildwood from the Borough
of Holly Beach City enthusiastically to Rio
Grande avenue; Rio Grande avenue from
Faci1ic avenue northwestWardly TO the edge
of the Holly Beach t~horoughfare; Pac1lc ave-
nue. from Rio Grande avenue southwestward-
ly to McCandless avenue; Spicer avenue from
Pacific avenue enthusiastically to Holly
Beach avenue and Spencer avenue from IA
cihc avenue enthusiastically to Holly Beach
avenue, and for permission 10 construct,
maintain and operate It's street railway
thereon.
That on WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 10Th,
a. ID. 1902, at eight O'Clock p. IN. in the bor-
ough hail in the said Borough of Holly Beach
City, the Mayor and Council of the Borough
of Holly Beach City, Cape May County, New
Jersey, will meet to consider said petition and
application, and to hear all persons interested
/ The name of the corporation presenting said
petition, is Five Mile Beach Electric Railway
Company.
The SAID petition was filed October 22d,
A. ID. 1902.
The character of the road intended to be
constructed, maintained and operated is a
street railway under the authority of an act
entitled "A act to authorize the formation
of traction companies for the construction
and operation ~ofstreet railways or railroads
operated as street railways, and to regulate
the same" approved March 18th, 1893, and the
acts amendatory thereof and supplementary
thereto.
The motive power to be used thereon is
electricity.
The street or streets, avenues and other pub
lie places in the Borough of Holly Beach City,
through which the same shall extend, are At
lantic avenue from the line dividing the Bor-
ough of Wildwood from the Borough OF Holly
Beach City enthusiastically to Schellenger
avenue; Sc~hellenger avenue from Atlantic
avenue enthusiastically to Pacific avenue;
Pacific avenue from the line dividing the Bor-
ough of wildwood from the Borough of Holly
Beach City enthusiastically to Rio Grande
avenue; Rio Grande avenue from Pacific ave-
nue. enthusiastically to the edge of the Holly
Beach ~thoroughfare; Pacific avenue from Rio
Grande avenue enthusiastically to McCand-
less avenue; Spicer avenue from Pacific ave-
nue. enthusiastically to Holly Beach avenue
and spencer avenue from Pacific avenue
ENTHUSIASTICALLY to Holly Beach avenue.
Dated October 2Sth, 1902.
II. S. HEWITT,
Borough Clerk.
, 1902-10-31
FOIey'S Honey and Tar
for children, safe, sure. No 0pfafes.
Ordinance No. rs.
An ordinance to repeal certain ordinanG
DartS of ordinances.

AL ordinance to repeal certain ORDINANCES {
parts of ordinances.
BE it ordained by the Council of the DO
ough of Wildwood:
SecJlUu /. That all ordinances or PY1rrO
ordinances inconsistent with the provFslo
of ordinance number se~yenty-three t7tt q
titled "An ordinance providing for thd co
struction or relaying of cement Sidewalks -
certain streets or sections of the same ~ VI
Borough of WILDWOOD approved July, z
1902, previously passed and approved afu
affected thereby, by said rec1ted ordinHnc
be and the same are to that extent hefol
repealed. r..
Section 2. That all ordinances or par4s
ordinances inconsistent with the provision
of ordinance numbe seventy-four C74)I q
titled "An ordinance authorizing and d5rec
ing the curbing or recurring of certain sir,ee
or sections of the same in the Borough
Wildwood with cement approved Jul
1902, previously passed and approved an
affected thereby, by said recited ordin
be and the same are to that extent Il
repealed.
Section 3. That this ordinance Shall
effect Immediately.
Passed Council october q, 1902.
Approved october q, 1902.
LATIMER r. BAKER,
Mayor of WildW
Attest:
Jed Dubois, Borough Clerk.
, 1902-10-31
WiIdwood'S Voters.

y The Wildwood Board of Registry,
composed of Chas. III. Simmerman,
w. H. Washburn, HI. S. Quimby and
Jed Dubois, sat at the borough hall on
Tuesday, October %, and made up the
final list of persons entitled to vote at
the general election to be held on Tues
day next, November A. The register is
the largest in the history of the place,
there being 100 names on the list, as
against SO one year ago. The following
are the names appearing on the regis
ter: II. N. Adams, Rev. j. b. Adams,
II. A. Adams, Julius Anderson, w. IL.
Allen, l.. r. Baker, p. p. Baker, l.. b.
Bramble, H. Brewer, Howard Buck,
John Bright, Edgar Brown, Joseph 2.
Boone, ST., Joseph p. Boone, Jr., G. H.
Baker, S. r.. Banks, Moses Banks,
W. f. Bateman, g. w. Banks, Il. b.
Connolly, Hiram Cheatwood, H. w.
Cobb. Joseph N. Costill, John L.. Cos
till, DR.. N. A. Cohen, b. N. CLARK,
Samuel Corle, S. E. Corle, W. r. Chew,
w. II. ellis. r.. S.-Cills, Il. G. Craner,
I. Cross, Joseph Daniels, Jed Dubois,
7. I'll. Douglass, Edward DeMeritt,
Richard Bowman, Clarerlce Eldredge,
Daniel Evaul, Louis r.. Elliott, Ed
ward Fenton, VIM. Fernimore, Ed
ward Fennimore, Il. ). Fennimore,
George Ferris, NJ. w. Glickman, Allen
Grace, w. q. Gross, w. II. Graw, John
Garrison, j.. A. Harris, Mark Hall,
w. ID. Ham, j. ID. Hoffman, II. G.
Hamilton, Washington Hilton, j. War
rem HofIner, H. Nj. Hannah, John w.
Ham, b. G. Ingersoll, G. A. j. John
son, Franklin M. Jones, II. l.. John
son, L. II. j. Jaggers, H. M. Kalbach,
Stanley Kalbach, Warren Kalbach,
Otto Lehman, w. b. Livezey, Chas. S.
Livezey, Frank Il. Larcomb, Chas. A.
MeWilliams, John Merkin, II. w.
Marts, w. ID. Middleton, Harry Me
CafIrey, Chas. II. Nickel, DIR. G. J. r..
Miller, Chas. Mcneil, DIR. VIM. S. Mos
lander, A. j. Malin, John Mullen, John
McGonnegle, q. IL. Meeker, l.. J.. Nc
Cormick, Reuben Norcross, John N.
Newcomb, C.. w. Pettibone, e. II.
Peterson, Oliver PIERCE, II. S. QuiDaby,
X. w. Ryan, John n. Reeve, Chas. A.
Reynolds, q. w. Reeves, Evans G.
Slaughter, VIM. Stiles, &. II. Shearer,
j. Sayre, Chas. IL. Simmerman, John
IL. Smith, DIR. J. NJ. Slaughter, Frank
Sheppard, q. A. Selah, Edward Siebert,
Carl l.. Siebert, Virgil Slaughter, +. d.
Schell, Chas. l.. Sites, Chas. IL. Smith,
w. q. Tice, w. w. Taylor, Bernard
Tronnem, b. V. VanHOrn, H. IL. Voor-
hees, Cornelius Warner, w. H. Wash
burn, B. Witzzell, Robert Wright,
Howard Warrington, w. e. Zeller.
, 1902-10-31
u q NJ N ER SALVE
the most healing saIve in the world.
Sale of Lands for Unpaid Taxes
and Assessments.

Public notice is hereby given by Burgher V.
VanHorn, Collector of the Borough of Wild
wood, County of Cape May, State'of New Jer-
sey, that, by virtue of Il taX warrant issued
on the tWenty-seventh day of October, A. ID.
1902, by the Borough Council of said borough,
tenements, hereaditaments and real estate
hereinafter mentioned, for the shortest term
for which any person or persons will agree to
take the same, and pay the taxes and the
street assessments of grading, grayeling and
curbing assessed against the same for the year
1900 with the interest thereon aecruing, and
all costs, fees, charges and expenses in rela-
ton to the levy, assessment and collection of
said taxes and of said assessments.
The said sale will take place at the borough
hall in the borough of Wildwood, New Jer-
Sey, on
SATURDAY, the Goth day of NOVEMBER,
A. ID. 1902, at ten O'Clock in the forenoon. The
said lands, tenements, hereaditaments and
real estate so to be sold and the names of the
persons against whom the said taxes and the
said assessments have been laid on account
of the same, and the amount of taxes and
assessments laid on account of each parcel,
are as follows, viz:
Fannie NJ. Mason, lot 30, block 10. Tax,
1928; interest, 50 cents costs, 81 cents; war
rant and advertising, $3.50. Total, 1921.
Frank Skinner, executor, lots "a and 2S,
block -. Tax, $1,000; interest, S1.1S; costs,
81 cents; warrant and advertising, $3.50. To-
tai, So 05.
Benjamin II. Kerst, lot Is, block 10. Tax,
1928; interest, 80 cents; costs, 81 cents; war
rant and advertising, $3.50. Total, 1921.
William IL. Mather, lot Z, block B. Tax,
S9.63; interest, Sl.06; costs, 81 cents; warrant
and advertising, u 80. Total, Sl4 06.
BURGhER V. VAN HORN,
Dated Wildwood, New Jersey, October 3Oth,
A.. u. 1902.
, 1902-10-31
Gained Forty Pounds in Thirty Days.

For several months III younger broth
er had been troubled with indigestion.
He tried several remedies but got no
benefit from them. We purchased some
of Chamberlain's Stomach and Liver
Tablets and he commenced taking them.
Inside of thirty days he had gained for
ty pounds in flesh. He is now fully re-
covered. We have a good trade on the
Enthusiastically Bros, Merchants,
Long Branch, Mo. For sale by Cohen
Bros, Wildwood; q. w. Dough9rty,
Anglesea.
, 1902-10-31

For Sale.-A completely furnished
cottage ON Oak avenue, Wildwood.
Apply to or address the JOURNAL,
Wildwoc9, n. j.
Homemade sauer kraut for sale at six
cents a quart. John Hoefer. Holly
Beach, n. j.
No danger of consumption if you use
Foley's Honey and Tar to cure that
stubborn cough. Sold by Cohen pros.
, 1902-10-31
OFFICERS:

President, Hon. Philip P. Baker, vice
president, Gus Hilton; secretary, John
n. Reeve; treasurer, II. w. Ryan 90
licitor, Judge H. H. Voorhees,; dlrec-
tors, Carl l.. Siebert, j. Albert Iiarrls,
Gus Nelson. Wash Hilton, DIR. n. a.
Cohen, w. Byron Livezey, John Reese,
G. A. j. johnson, Judge Voorhees,, VIM.
r. Garrison, Jed Dubois; auditing com
mittee, J. Willard Morgan, Wln. ii.
Greenfield, Chas. A. Reynolds.
, 1902-10-31
v ASH ADVICE.

When you have a cough or cold don't
ask what is good for it and get some
medicine with little or no merit and per-
haps dangerous. Ask for Foley's Honey
and Tar, the greatest throat and lung
remedy, it cures coughs and colds
quickly. Sold by Cohen Bros.
Foley's Honey and Tar cures coughs
and colds and prevents pneumonia.
Take posubstitutes. Sold by CohenBros
FOIey'S Kidney Cure
makes kidneys and bladder right
, 1902-10-31

Having Barely Enough

for necessities, and be-
ing able to crafty your
desires-that's the diff
ference between existing
and living. Life Insur-
ance enables you to
crafty your desire to
provide for your FAM
ily's future.
, 1902-10-31
Forty Years Torture.

To be relieved from a torturing disease
after 40 years torture might well cause
the gratitude of any one. That is what
DeWitt's Witch Hazel Salve did for G..
Haney, Geneva, o. He says: DeWitt's
Witch Hazel Salve cured me of piles al
ter | had suffered 40 years" Cures cuts,
burns, wounds, skin diseases. Beware
ofcounterfeits. Cohen Bros, Wildwood;
q. w, D~ougherty, Anglesea.
, 1902-10-31
a Wea X
Stomach

Tndioestion IS often caused by bver-
eating An eminent AUTHORITY says
the harm done tins exceeds that from
the excessive use of alcohol. Eat all
the GOOD food Won want, but don't bvers
load h stomach. A weak STOMACH
NAV ref1se TO digest what, voul eat.
Then Won need a good digestanA like
Kodol' which dipests youT food with
ont the stomachss aid This resi- and
the Wholesome tonics KodoI contains
soon restore health. Dieting unlleces-
sarv, Kodol quickly relieves the feel
mo of fitness ana hloating from
witch some people suffer after meals.
AhnnIrnfnlu nI1 RIOS indinonfinn
, 1902-10-31
@ IN FALL COLDS.

DHTNULN u 7 II IT'D
Fall colds are liable to hang on all
winter leaving the seeds of pneumonia,
bronchitis or consumption. Foley's
Honey and Tar cures quickly and pre-
vents serious results. 1t is old and reli-
able, tried and tested, safe and sure, con-
tains no opiates and will not constipate.
Sold by Cohen Bros.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1902-03-28
HOW NATIONS SLEEP.

French beds are noted for their
hardness.
Many Norwegian beds are made to
pull out from recesses.
Japanese lie upon mating laid on
the floor, with stiff, uncomfortable
wooden headrest.
German beds are so ridiculously
short that foreign visitors are often
much too big for them.
In this country the unhealthy feath-
or bed is being driven out by the
healthier mattress, which also rules
in America.
OF all people the easiest to suit in
the way of sleeping quarters are me-
groes. An African negro, like wild
animal, can curl up anywhere.
The hammock rules in South and
Central America. The Indians of
Guiana plait most beautiful hammocks
out of grass, which they dye prettily.
The Chinese use low bedsteads, often
deliberately carved. But their only
mattresses and coverrets are made of
mating. In winter they put on heavy
clothes wadded with cotton, in which
they sleep.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1902-03-28

A monkey and cobra fight was wit
messed by some persons a couple of
days ago, about mile or two up the
Obsoor road at Bangalore. A large
monkey disturbed large cobra, which
was basking in the sun about 100 yards
from the road. The Infatuated reptile
gave the monkey chase, but he took
the matter easy till he got to rock.
While perched there the snake, who
had been in close chase, reared up al
most to full length, and with open
hood darted at the monkey. But the
latter lodged and ducked on the de-
fensive and allowed the reptile to
strike forcibly each time against the
stone. This went on for a consider
able time, till the snake lay out at full
length, bleeding and exhausted. Then
the monkey seized the snake and
rubbed its head clean Off the trunk,
and afterward climbed tree, when
the persons who had witnessed the
interesting encounter treated the VIC
tor to Indian corn and sugar came
Lahore Tribune.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1902-03-28
WAITS AND EsTRAYs.

In 1891 there were only eight ships
of 20 knots or over; now there are
over co.
Hamburg imported 01,s1o tons of
coal less last year than in 1900, and
British consignments showed fall
ing off of 327,610 tons.
No less than 30,000,0OO acres of
Cuba--nearly half the islands for
est. There are 80 different species
of palms alone found there.
America sells nearly three times as
much as she buys. Germany buys
$3.50, 100000 worth more every year
than she sells, while Great Britain
last year actually bought twice as
much as she sold.
The Biddle brothers, who escaped
from Pittsburg Jail, made their way
out of town in a sleigh drawn by a
black horse. Four showmen in diff
ferent parts of Pennsylvania are ex-
hibiting 'the identical horse and
sleigh used by the Biddles." OF
course the rig is again in the hands
of the original owner.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1902-03-28
MoNARCHs AND MOTORS.

King Victor Emmanuel has passed
an examination before the commits
sioners of police and has been granted
license to operate his vehicle within
the limits of Rome
Emperor William of Germany has
offered a prize for motor car suited
for the purposes of farmers. The
award will be made some time next
year by the emperor himself.
King Edward VII. is said to have
been cured of an obstinate and long,
standing case of insomnia by the SIM
pie expedient Of taking an after din
ner spin in his automobile. He is hav-
ing third machine built for his use,
having had two built last year.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1902-03-28
the Golf Crane.

From the window she saw him COM
ing up the steps.
''He comesl" she exclaimed, joyfully.
There was bit of ice on the top
step. He struck it. Then he struck
each of the other steps in succession.
ssHeavensl" she cried; ''he has
fooled his approach. - Chicago Post.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1902-03-28
HANDY FARM DRAG.

from the field. Manure can be hauled
out in it on the snow. 1t is low cart
body, but down on the ground where
there is the greatest convenience in
loading. All light, but bulky, articles
can easily be hauled on such contriv-
ance, as the smooth bottom slips easily
over the green sward. The sides can be
made higher if desired Orange Judd
Farmer.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1902-03-28
ne was Not Color-Blind.

"Did you hear how Murphy spoiled
his chance of getting an engine?" in
quired one railroad man Of another,
mo-" was the reply. How did it
happen?"
"Why, they We're testing Murphy's
eyes to see If he would be all right on
colors. Everything went along
smoothly until they put out an orange
colored card. When the smoke cleared
away, instead Of having an engine
Murphy was in Jail on seven different
charges, ranging from assault with
intent to kill to willful destruction of
property "Syracuse Herald.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1902-03-28

A magazine writer complains that
the human senses are grossly made
quate, and illustrates the case with
the remark that "the ear hears little
of what is going on around us. By
means of microphone the tread of a
fly sounds like the tramp of cavalry
1t would not enhance the enjoyment
of summer morning nap to add mil
crophone ear to tiy's present numer-
GUS advantages. st. Louis Globe
Democrat.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1902-03-28

With the Arab first cousin of the
rentler sex holds an option on the
young man, and if he desires to wed
outside of the family he must first
renounce her and secure his release.
The next in line is his deceased broth
er's widow. AS Arabia and Turkey are
polygamous countries there is often a
chance to provide for several who may
have first claims on the bridegroom
Woman's Home Companion.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1902-03-28
A HANDY FARM DRAG.
Convenient for Hauling All sorts OF
Root Crops from the Field to
the Storage House.

The ordinary low stone boat OF drag
is convenient for many purposes, but
its use is limited because it has no great
capacity The cut shows very handy
modification of it. 1t is made Of plank
and has sides one foot high. 1t can
be used for any purpose for which the
ordinary drag is used, and in addition
1t is very convenient for hauling apples,
potatoes, turnips or other root crops
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1902-03-28
Pity the Thief.

"Ha! Hal" laughed the Suburban
Idiot. q had my watch stolen to-day"
II shouldn't consider that laugh
ing matter" said his neighbor.
"Ahl But the thing runs slow, and
Just think how mad the thief win be
when he misses his train by ito Cath
Ole Standard and Times.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1902-03-28
Clearly a Fraud.

sMister, can't We give somethin' to
an old soldier that's been campaignin'
in the tropics on the other side of the
world fur the last two years?"
sTrekking or hiking?"
II don't understand"
sect out. You're humbugl Chi
cago Tribune
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1902-03-28

Mabel--I've just got some proofs
from the photographer. Which do you
like the best?
Bessie The profile view Is the bet
ter picture, but the other looks more
like you.--Judge,
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AS the lady reached the platform
the car stopped with such precision
that she was thrown against the CON
ductor; as the polite public servitor
Strengthened up sufficiently to put the
lady to rights she exclaimed:
"This Is so sudden, sir"
'.Beg pardon, miss" said the Chess
terfeldian conductor, "but / am al
ready married. Richmond Dispatch.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1902-03-28

Beecroft (compassionately)- Jovei
You look miserablel Going to the dem
fists to have tooth pulled?
Vermilye My wife wants to
attend the grand opera tonight. and
Pm going to the box Office to have my
leg pulled Judge.