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The Birmingham age-herald., 1902-08-23
Good Rules.

'Pension Commissioner Ware has caused much consternation among the bibulous clerks in his bureau by issuing an iron-clad rule that intemperance is the use of stipulants will be regarded sufficient cause for dismissal," said a congressman.
 ''Helf q dozen clerks have been dis charged and some others, fearing simi- lar fate, have resigned. MT. Ware has also caused it to be understood that dis missal awaits employees who do rot pay debts contracted for the necessaries of life, but he will not take action on notes held by moncy-lenders "
The Birmingham age-herald., 1902-08-23
REFLECTIONS OF A BACHELOR,
rom the New York Press.

From the New York Press.
 By rounding out the years youth gets fiat
 Love thy neishbors as they love then.- selves.
 The safest thing for a man to do who is afraid of getting married is to fall in love with several women.
 womans instinct makes her as sure thot burglars have tried 70 get in the house IS if they had left their cards.
 You can never make woman believe that the best way to play whist is not to measure out the cards as if she were making custard.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1902-08-23
HORSES ARE oVERWoRKED.

From the Medical Press.
 The majority of horses are overworked, both in speed, weight to be carried or drawn, and duration of hours of toll, to say nothing of their sufferings from hum ger and thirst, the lash of the whip, the constant stoppage and restarting neces- sary to crowded traffic, and the torture of the bearing rein. To put sunbonnet on the head of this much-abused brute is mockery.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1902-08-23
A UNIQUE FUNERAL PROCESSION
From the London Express.

From the London Express.
 Certainly one of the most remarkable funerals ever seen of late years in Paris was that of M. Jules Clement, furniture remover.
 For years Clement had the job of driv- ing the guillotine about wherever 1t was wanted Behind the hearse walked the public executioner and his assistant Then came large number of furniture removers. of whom corporation Clement was member, and afterwards a long line of furniture vans.
 Clement had also assisted the execu- tioner, and of late years had grumbled a great deal because executions were few and far between.
 Business Is going to the dogs" he used to say What is the use of the guillo-
The Birmingham age-herald., 1902-08-23
ON A GlRDLE.
lrnd Waller.

By Edmund Waller.
 That which her slender waist confined Shall now my joyful temples bind No monarch but would give his crown His arms might do what this has done It was my heavens extremest sphere. The pale which held that lovely deer: My joy my grief my hope, my love Did all within this circle move.
 narrow compass and yet there
 Dwelt all that's good, all that's fair: Give ne but what this ribpand bound. Take all the rest the sun gees round
The Birmingham age-herald., 1902-08-23
An Unruffled Orator.

''of all the ready and graceful speakers in Alabama. Capt. Jeff Fallxner is. in my opinion. facile prineeps." remarked a lawyer.
 "one beauty Of his oratory Is it is free from bitterness. I have listened to Cap tain Fallkner in many earnest discussions, but I cannot recall a single time when he w5s the least ruffled''
The Birmingham age-herald., 1902-08-23
SUBSTITUTE FOR MULES.

From the Japan Weekly Mall
 A London weekly paper recently un- earthed quaint army order. It deals with the machine guns provided for cer- tain volunteer corps, and advises that where possible mules should be employ ed to draw them" When a mule Is not available however" 1t goes on, ''any in- telligent non-commissioned officer will do instead"
The Birmingham age-herald., 1902-08-23
lNpIA's MANY HOLIDAYS,

From the Bangkok Times.
 Cawrport has the proud satisfaction Cor otheTwise) of knowing that It has more bank holidays than any other big town in India. Quitting Sundays, Cawn- pore last year had thirty-tnree, Bombay twenty-six, Calcutta twenty-four and Madras twenty official holidays. The amount. as far as cawnport is concerned. is thought excessive by many TOT pusi- ness reasons.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1902-08-23

Baptist minister of Tuscaloosa, is at the Metropolitan. William Herbert of Belle Ellen is at the Metropolitan. B. S. Fitzgerald of Chattanooga Is at the Metropolitan. c. M. Scott of Charlotte Is at the Met ropolltan.
  Eli s. Thonter. wife and children, are registered at the Metropolitan.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1902-08-23
HoRsoN's JOB.

From the Toledo Blade.
 General Grosvenor is chivalrous. He says If Cuba ever reaches out a hand for help I would step out Into the water, If need be, and take her in" An, gen. eral would you rob Hobson in this way?
The Birmingham age-herald., 1902-08-23
HAVE NOT FOUND ONE.

From the Mobile Herald.
 Up to this good hour the Johnstonites have not succeeded in finding q blot or blemish in the magnificent record of Governor Jelks. And the people will not turn down a true and tried servant.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1902-08-23

Philander Knox has too great argu- mentatiye powers to enable him to be content on the supreme court bench. His true habitat is Atlantic City.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1902-08-23

General DeWet has abandoned mag Gzine rifles and taken up the pen. He proposes to do with ink what he could not do with smokeless powder.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1902-08-23

Generals Botha, DeWet and De larey in frock coats and silk hats would not be recognizable at home. The change Is too sudden.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1902-08-23

The bounding beggars of Bacolod are to be campaigned against by Gen. eral Chaffee before he returns home. He probably wishes the last one of them at the bottom of the sea.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1902-08-23

If Peary is coming home bringing the North Pole, he should set it ur in the heart of Alabama, the hottest state today in tho land.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1902-08-23
IELks ANn JOHNSTON.

From the Mobile Herald.
 Johnston has been running for office every two years since 1890 Jelks has never before asked the people of the state for political preferment-
The Birmingham age-herald., 1902-08-23

MT. schwab is going to the south of France, but he should shy clear out of the road when he approaches Monte Carlo.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1902-08-23

Admiral Dewey Is almost as quiet nowadays as his presidential boom.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1902-08-23

MT. Bryan says only those who were loyal to the platforms of 1896 and 1900 should apply for favors in 1904.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1902-08-23

Col. Arthur Lynch still languishes in prison, although he is a member of parliament
The Birmingham age-herald., 1902-08-23

cent in Elmore; all but 3 per cent In Henry; all but per cent in Lowndea and Macon: all but per cent in Marengo; all but per cent in Perry, per cent in Piekens, per cent in Sumter. per cent in Tallapoosa, and 8 per cent in Wilcox.
 JeTe, sons loss of SS per cent does not shine alongside these counties, but thcre are even worse counties than Jefferson. The loss in Baldwin is 46 Ter cent; in Colbert 89 per cent, and in Geneva SS per cent. In the state almost exactly 25 per cent of the white males of voting age are unreg- istered. About 60,OO0 whites are un- registered, and one-sixth of this num- Der live in Jefferson county.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1902-08-23

The name Chicago is derived from an Indian word signifying, not stock yards, but wild onions.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1902-08-23

With General Corbin in Germany and Admiral Crumshell on the rocks, this country is well-nigh orphaned.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1902-08-23

The gentle automobAe is more in request just now than ne cannon ball sort.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1902-08-23

Liquid air is now engaged in liqui- dating, and some very prominent men are in the act.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1902-08-23

Remember the Fairs" should be writ in big letters on every Vanderbilt automobile.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1902-08-23

American knee brooches left the Boer generals no alternative but to plead want of clothes in London.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1902-08-23

Ahe love affair of .ne German crown prince is giving the Kaiser rather more business than he can agreeably attend to.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1902-08-23

President Castro promises to soon be a revolutionist out of job.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1902-08-23
About Persons.

Paul Sharpe of Nashville is at the Norris
 Albert J. Brame of Montgomery is at the Morris. at the Morris.
 John F. Reid of St. Louis is at the Nor ris. ~
 The Rev. L. o. Dawson, widely-known
The Birmingham age-herald., 1902-08-23

The coal barons who have nothing to arbitrate are giving even MT. Hanna and MT. Quay the marble heart.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1902-08-23

John w. Gates is very hopeful man, for he sees in sight many games of draw poker.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1902-08-23

It is still too hot to discuss Dingley- ism.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1902-08-23

From the Kansas City World
 Judge Jackson wanted to keep an in- junction on my tongue; but am 50 years old, and no man has ever got the better of me vel
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1902-03-28
For the Complexion.

The complexion always suffers from
biliousness or constipation. Unless
the bowels are kept open, the impur-
tiles from the body may appear in
the form of unsightly erupdons. De
Wits Little Early Risers keep the
liver and bowels in healthy condi-
tion and remove the cause OF such
troubles. C. E Hooper, Albany, Ca
says: Il took De Wits Little Early
Risers for blliousnes. They were just
what needed l am feeling better
now than in years" Never gripe Of
distress. Safe, thorough and gentle
The very best pills.
]. N. Wallace
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1902-03-28

A great many women are subject to
spells of dizziness, spots before the eyes,
and a ringing noise in the head. These
symptoms are commonly associated with
liver VtraubleD as the result of diseased
condition Of the stomach and other or
gans of digestion and nutrition.
DR.. pierce's Golden Medical Discov-
erv cures diseases Of the stomach and the
allied organs of digestion and nutrition.
II cures through the stomach diseases
seemingly remote from that organ, but
which have their origin in a diseased
condition of the stomach and digestive
and nutritive system. Hence, cures OF
heart, lungs liver, kidneys, and other
organs are constantly effected by the
use Of DR.. Pierce's Golden Medical Dis
covery.
There Is no alcohol in the Discovery"
and il is free from opium, cocaine. and
all other narcotics.
Some dealers may offer a substitute as
iast as good as DR.. Pierce's Golden
Medical Discovery. There's more profit
( ir substitutes for the dealer. There's
more health in the g Discovery" tor you
4 Don't ~. imposed on.
eft Is win the greatest pleasure ! write yoi
1 tt. beue6t my mother has received from yog
] Golden Medical Discovery" says MISS Sarrl'
/ Iohusor OF Lowesvilie, Amherst Co, virginia
/ So suffered untold misery with uterine diseas
I erd nervousness. and had constant roarinl
\ and ringing noise in her head. After takinl
! cir bottles OF DIT. Picrce's Golden Meuieal DIS
/ covery she was entirely cured"
When a laxative is required use III
Pierce's Pleasant Pellets.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1902-03-28
CITY COUNCIL OPENS BIDS.
Prices Offered For Lots owned by
City of Guthrie.

At the meeting of the city conucii
last night the bids we're opened for
lot in block 55, occupied by the
Frink restaurant on Second street
and lot IA in block 5S. situated south
of the central fire station. For the
first named lot the following bids were
submitted;
Hanenkratt. $4,000; McPeak. $S,125;
J. Frederick, $2,15O; S. S. Thompson
$2,1OO
For tie other lot only one bid was
received that of McPeak. who offreec
,S1 ,O5O
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1902-03-28

always Danger OF cramming pupils
beyond their power Of assimilation
and creating distasle for certain
studies that comes little short of men
tai dyspepsia. Mark Twalns pomph-
let English as She is Taught" ought
therefore, to be timely ana beneficial.
Here are some answers In physiology
which the humoristphlosopher states
are bona fide:
"Physillogigy is to study about your
bones stummick and vertebry.
occupations which are injurious to
health are carbolic acid gas which is
impure blood.
I'VE have an upper and a lower
skin. The lower skin moves all the
time. and the upper skin moves when
we do
"The body Is mostly composed OF
water and about one-half is avarici'
Gus tissue.
The stomach is a small pear shaped
bone situated in the body.
"The gastric juice keeps the bones
from creaking.
'The Chyle flows up the middle Of
the backbone and reaches The heart
where it meets the oxygen and is puri-
fed
The salivary glands az" used to
saliyate the body"
All this is very amrelGs t4t here
is likewise an elemer 81 aathps IN
this vain noundering of cn'lliEh minds
in the futile effort TO grasp something
that i. entirely beyond them Even
if pedagogy be in its experimental
stage. the teacher should know from
such answers that the stuffing pro
cess has been carried too far. Mem
cries are not to be overloaded with
facts that do not appear 10 the youth
full understanding. The old idea Of
learning "by rote' has long ago been
discharded as unscientinc and harm
frl. Progressive modern educators
have declared II inefficient even wher
applied to spelling.
The mind of a child refuses to b'
interested in a thing it can not grasp
The result of cramming In order K
fulfill the requirements or curricu
lum Is a sort OF mental indigestion, in
ducing slovenly and careless habit
of thought, the effects of which ar
to be deeply regretted in subsequen
, mental growth, or lack Of growth
The crowding of pupils encourage
guessing" at answers, so trying t
the patience OF the consideration
s teacher
/ The remedy, as we see it. lies alon
!. two lines-an abandoning of the hast
I whicn DEGREES that pupils must con
plete certain branches or study by
certain time, willy nilly; i1ore attei
ton to the individual. TO the persons
needs of each pupil. The former
easy Of accomplishment; the latt'
- requires more teachers, better teac
/. ers, and consequently more none
At any rate, an effort should be mac
to obviate the smGttering, the hop
"A less incomprehension, ana what
stll worse, a tendency toward di
honesty in the school room.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1902-03-28

Mr.. 7. e. Painter, proprietor of the
new restaurant to be known as the
Quick Lunch" which will be opened
at ia NJ Division street next Tues
day is a Young man of much expert
ence in the catering business. He is
owner of the Court House restaurant
at Oklahoma City and viii soon open
a branch restaurant at Muskogee, l. T.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1902-03-28
could Not ereathe

Coughs, colds, Group, grip, bron-
chitis, other throat and lung troubles
are quickly cured by One Minute
Cough Cure. One Minute Cough
Cure Is not a mere expectorant,
which gives only temporary relief. It
softens and liquifies the mucous
draws out the inflammation and re
moves the cause Of the disease. Alb.
solutely safe. Acts at once Zone
Minute Cough Cure will do all that is
claimed for it," says Justice OF the
Peace J. Q. Hood, Crosby, Miss
MY wife could not get her breath
and was relieved by the first dose
It has been benefit to my family
]. n. Wallace
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1902-03-28

II is said that Judge McAtee will be
retired and a KinSdsher man by the
name OF Boyington will receive The
appointment II McAtee is TUNED
down the Wave is glad to see a King
fisher man secure the place. King
fisher has not been getting anything
in the gift of the federal or terriot
ial governments, hence, deserves a
little recognition these hard tines
Enid Wavee
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1902-03-28
Is m MENrAL nYsPEPsIA1

The defects "a our public school
system" is always "a fruitful topic for
discussion. thinks the Washington
Post Criticism is abundant, whether
II be well directed or not It is usu
ally harsh and devoid OF helpful sug
gestions Suggestions he made as a
matter Of course. but as a rule they
are OF little value. There are rea
sons for defects ia the system" as
well as reasons why wellmeant sug
Restions are practically prohtless
Pedagogy j. not an exact science, and
never viii be for the varying personal
equation upsots theogies almost as
soon as they are formulated if thel
are given too wide application
II is never out of place however
10 drop a woNi OF caution on the sub
ject az going 100 fast in The lowe
grades OF ,he public schools. There 4
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1902-03-28
FOR School Board.
CALL FOR MEETING OF DEMO
CRATIC CENTRAL COMMIT
TEE OF LOGAN COUNTY.

The Logan County Democratic cen
tral committee. is hereby called to
meet at the probate court room in the
city OF Guthrie on Saturday, March
20, at ? O'Clock p. IN, for the purpose
Of fixing a time and calling a county
convention to select delegates to the
Enid convention April 22, fixing rep
resentation, the selection of a seere-
tary, and the filling of other vacancies
and transaction OF such other bust
ness as may be properly zone at such
meeting.
Every member of said committee as
constituted, in the last congressional
and county campaign, is earnestly re
Quested and urged to be present al
ssid meeting.
John T. Taylor
Cairman.
49,. elo,.....
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1902-03-28

81 500 GUARANTEED yearly to high
class u,an or woman. with chance
for promotion and advanced salary
TO have charge small office at home or
in home town to attend to correspond
ence. advertising and other work
business OF highest order and backed
by solid men financially and political
ly. A great opportunity for the right
person Enclose self addressed stamp
ed envelope for full particulars to
walter B. Redman, General 5uperin-
tendent Corcoran building, opposite
United States Treasury, Washington
n q S-17-tf
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1902-03-28
DAD PLACE FOR ACCIDENT.

Train Beoomea Unmanageable on Chi
cago Elevated Road.
Chicago, H., March 2S.-Fifty pas
sengers we're badly shaken up in a
collision between trains on the ele.
va-ed road on the Union loop today
a train became unmanageable and
ashed into another The motorman
in charge OF the runaway train had
20 jump through window 70 save
Almself from being caught in the
wrockage.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1902-03-28

Cheapest and Cleanest Light. It is
great money maker for agents; 200
per cent profit. Write at once and
get to work right away, Sample free.
Enterprise Mfg. Co., B 1853, Cincinnati,
Ohio. S-l'-zmo
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1902-03-28

The hustle for the Katy bonus has
taken all the ginger out Of the city
campaign Yet tax payers should be
fully alive 70 the importance of plae
ing none but good business men on
guard in order that municipal affairs
may roll along without eruptions.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1902-03-28

AGENTS $40 daily introducing our
Brilliant Gaslight Burners, Fami-
lies. business Houses. Banks, Church
es, Private and Public Buildings, buy at
sight These Burners are what the
people are looking for. They do not
require a chimney 60 break or wick
10 trim. and make no smoke or dirt.
Fit any coal oil lamp without expense
or trouble, and produce the Best,
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1902-03-28

The expressions of grateful women
who have experienced wonderful bless
ings using Rocky Mountain Tea com
pensates us for our efforts in their
behalf 35c.
Ask your druggist
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1902-03-28

These ls more Catarrn Ia this section Of
the country than an other diseases put Co
rether and until the last few years was
supposed TO be incurahle. For great
many years doctors pronounced ID "a local
disaaEe and prescribed local -emedles, and
bv constantly failing 20 cure with local
treatment pronounced IL incurable.
Science has proven catarrh 40 be- con-
stimtionE. disease. and he'cf0re rcQuir q
constitutional treatment. HANS CntatrR
cure, manufactured hy r. j. Cheney s.
co. Toledo. Ohio, is the only consitu-
flonal cure On The market 10 ls taken
inicrnaily M doses from 10 drops 90 "a tea
spoonful n acts directly on the blood
and utueoua surfaces Of the system They
nnef one hundred dollars Tor an cases
a fails o. cure Send iof circulars 'slH
testimonials.
Address H. j. CHENEY q CO..
Toledo, Ohio
Hairs Family Pulls are the best
Sold by druEgists, l5c.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1902-03-28

The Royal Transfer Bus ana Trans
f line will begin business Monday
Fresh horses and new carriages have
been ordered Special attention win
be given 70 train calls. parties and
theaters.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1902-03-28

Dick Morgan is in the City today,
strictly on political business. Dick
feels sanguine about securing the
nomination, but now that Governor
Ferguson has declared for Bird s. Nc
Guire, It looks as II Dick was going
10 have a race for his money Black
well News
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1902-03-28

WANTED-Men to learn barber trade
thoroughly practical training by
free clinic. expert instructions, demon
strations. etc, only two months re-
quired: positions guaranteed; tools
presented. wages Saturdays, diplomas
granted. Catalogue mailed free
Moler Barber College, st. Louis, Mo.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1902-03-28
ASK your druggist.

Quick Lunch" ia N. Division
open next Tuesday win be the best
place in town.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1902-03-28

George Sendelbach should receive
the support OF tax payers Of the city
for clerk His business ability is the
prime requisite for that office.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1902-03-28

The public improvement commit
tee is looking for suitable location
for the erection of central Are sta
fiOn
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1902-03-28
Vene Bloemer
Secretary Pro TEN.

1t is very eyiden. that Ferguson is
playing no favorites.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1902-03-28

Blaine county bobs up again and
annexes the librarianship.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1902-03-28

Co. ia n. Division. 1928
WANTED ~ Dishwasher. Painter &
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1902-03-28

WANTED-FEMALE HELP.
WANTED-A girl at the Astor house
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WANT
IA DS
RATES.

cents per line, first Insertion, 21h
cents per line each subsequent inser-
tion.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1902-03-28

WANTED-Do you want good claim
in the Kiowa country? You can get
il by buying The Leaders complete
list Of filings. It will point out TO you
those who have failed to make good
ming by proper settlement on the
claim as required BY law. S3-tf
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1902-03-28
ROOMS FOR RENT.

FURNISHED ROOMS for rent at 5O9
North Broad street 3-17dh
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1902-03-28
FRIDAY. MARCH 2s. 1902.
DEMOCRATIC CITY TICKET.

DEMOCRATIC CITY TICKET.
For City Clerk.
GEORGE sENDEL5AcH.
For Members City Council.
First Ward--W. D. Packer.
Second Ward--E. n. Shinn.
Third Ward---Willism Ritzhsupt.
Fourth Ward-John MoBrine.
FIFTH Ward-Mike White.
For School Board.
First Ward--J. NJ. Brooks.
Second Ward-W r. Weleh.
Third Wsrd--Lou Beland.
Fourth Ward-P. r. Finch, E. M
Ramford.
Fifth Ward--M. Collar.