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Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1902-06-05
GREENWOOD. S. C., May

GREENWOOD, S. c., May p.
To The Atlanta Journal:
- HESE are perilous times, full
of disaster, destruction and
death. More lives have been
destroyed, more property
devastated in the past twelve
months than any year since Noah
and his family fioated above a
drowned world. The big head lines
of the daily papers call our atten-
ton every morning and evening to
fearful disasters of all sorts and all
varieties-fiood and famine, vol
canic eruption and mine explosion,
water-spouts and whirling winds,
railroad wrecks and sinking ships.
What next, gentlemen, what next?
1t seems that all nature and all
things have taken on the restless
ness and unreliability of man.
There is a lesson in all these things.
Happy is the man who in wisdom
learns the lesson God would teach
him.
No man can prophesy or forecast
events either in the physical finan-
cial or moral worlds about US. The
great Methodist and Presbyterian
bodies are now wrangling-the one
over cash and the other over creed.
And it seems as hard for the Meth
odists to settle matters about that
"cash" as for the dear old Presby-
terians to change their creed. Good
men differ on the same subject with
the same facts before them. The
Methodists will keep the money
(and why shouldn't they keep IT'D
It's theirs. Congress appropriated
the $2SS.0O0 to pay them for the use
and destruction of their property
by the union army in the sixties.
It's just claim that ought to have
been paid long ago. The Methodist
church has been trying for IS years
to get congress to pay 1t, and the
congress never would have paid it,
in my humble judgment, IL the
agents of the church had not placed
the claims in the hands of Major
Stahlman and promised him 50 per
cent of the claim to get 1t. The only
false statements that they allege
were IudOe were IN reply 10 lIlpcIN-
nent questions which congress had
no right to ask. The only question
congress should have considered is.
Was it just claim? 1 say it was
impertinence on the part Of con-
gress to ask how much the attorney
fee was to be. The church had
cheap attorneys trying to get the
money for IS years and only first
class attorney could make them
dance up. And Stahlman earned his
fee. Now, mind you, am simply
stating the facts. The Methodist
church can deal with its agents and
attorneys, ETC., as TO the alleged
deception and Misrepresentation,
but they will keep the cash and
ought to keep it.
But what the Presbyterians will
do with their creed deponent sayeth
not. But know 1 greatly prefer
the good old-fashioned Sabbath
keeping family prayer Of Presbyte-
rians of bygone days, with their
old creed, by far to the new-fash-
toned Presbyterians with a revised
creed. Don't you?
Then, in politics. things are all
agog. The Journals Joint Debate
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1902-06-05

forty years ago.. fields that now furnish
ed vivid green background for the pic
ture of an old warrior of the north clasp
ing hands with a beautiful girl OF the
south, while he praised the valor of Pc
gram, her uncle. and his former enemy.
John Pegram was q good soldier" Gem
eral Wilder told Miss Pegram. and
know he was a good man. A good soldier
| is nearly always a good man."
After that General Wilder's narrative OF
the battle scenes was touched with
tender eloquence and all the visitors felt
the influence OF a sentiment which came
with the meeting of Pegram's fair niece
and Pegram's adversary in battle. Later
on General Wilder pointed out monu-
ment erected by the state of Tennessee 70
the memory of John Pegram.
One of the interesting places shown the
northerners was Colonel Ed McKissick's
log cabin room underneath the Battery
Park hotel, at Asheville.
At Asheville the party became the guests
of the board of trade. Carriages were
furnished and a drive through Biltmore
was enjoyed. Returning the visitors were
driven to points from which all the grand
scenery about the little mountain town
could be observed. Still one or two were
not sa tisfed.
There is something about the noun
tains want to see. but for the life Of
me 1 can't recall what 1t is declared
Judge Fuller, of Iowa. Out my way we
1 have few mountains. you know, and am
not familiar with the mountain adJuncts.
Colonel McKissick came to the rescue
and began to call over the names of things
usually associated with mountains.
rs 1t a bear? A cave? A trout?" he sug-
gested, but Judge Fuller shook his head
after each name.
Colonel McKissick went on:
'Is II a moonshine still"
That's it, That's it,! cried the Iowan.
II want to see a moonshine still!'
Then come with me-" replied the anna
BILE host. and he led the way to his log
cabin under the hotel.
There, hidden away in corner and han
concealed by a pile Of skins such as noun
taineers have in their cabin homes, stood
a copper still and worm, as natural as
though the visitors were revenue officers
just stumbling upon it. Colonel McKissick
had bought IT at a public auction after a
raid by officers in the neighboring noun
tains, and had Installed it along with his
other log cabin relics. The sight Of the
still seemed to satisfy the curiosity OF the
visitors, for they didn't adjourn to the
bar to sample the stills product, as some
of Colonel McKissick's guests have done
in former years.
The northerners were completely carried
away with the beauty Of Asheville and
the superb scenery they looked upon along
the line of the railway as they left the
thriving city.
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1902-06-05
THE VERMONT LIQUOR QUESTION

The prohibition issue has popped up in
Vermont in very lively form.
1t is the paramount topic in the present
campaign in that state, having been made
so by the proposition to substitute license
for prohibition.
Vermont, like Maine, has prohibited the
sale OF all intoxicating drinks for a long
time past.
And like Maine, Vermont has failed to
suppress the liquor traffic.
Percival W. Clement, who is running
for governor of Vermont on a platform
which demands the repeal of the present
prohibition law has made some startling
revelations concerning the extent to
which the liquor traffic is being carried on
in that state. Mr.. Clement has already
carried a number Of cities and is quite
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1902-06-05
No British Banners Wave In Battle.
NavY and Armv

@NdNg
Some people may not know that the col
ors are not now taken into action. Be-
fore a corps proceeds on service they are
placed in safe custody as suits such hon
orable insignia, and when Johnny comes
marching home again" they will be all the
fresner for not being carried through dus-
ty lands and trying rivers. The men
whose duty it would have been to carry
them and stand by them to the last are
nowadays employed in less sentimental II
more useful duties.
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Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1902-06-05
An IdyII Of Incidence.

I wish dar was a money tree,
De naples purity fine,
But faint enough to satisfy
Desc pressin' needs o. mine.
A tree whose leaves was dollar biilss
Whose fruit was coins Of gold
I tells you whatl II would be fine
To watch dem buds unfold.
I'd lie aroun' dar all de June;
I'd lie dar in July;
I'd never quit dat shady spot
TIL summertime went by.
I'd doze an dream an take my casa
I'd loaf an never stop
A waitin' fob dem leaves 10 fall
-Washinrtoh star
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1902-06-05
News and Business.

Detroit Free Press.
Mrs. Jones new member)-'Is your sew
Ing society lively?"
Mrs. Brown (the secretary)-'I think so.
Sometimes the ladies gossip so that don't
get to read the minutes for three meet
ings."
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1902-06-05

Judge Sheffield in his charge to the
grand jury of Terrell county, noting the
dearth of indictments for gambling, COM
planned that poker seemed to be lost
art in that community. The judge forgets
Poker was ever considered more of a
trade than an art In Dawson.
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1902-06-05

From this distance it looks as if Sa-
vannah might be able to pull off an cleo
ton with less disorder and fewer casual
ties If they would merely take the precau-
ton to lock up the police.
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1902-06-05

a Chicago paper has started the query.
docs 1t Pay to be Famous?" That
would seem to depend entirely upon
whether you are a newspaper man or a
prize fighter.
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1902-06-05

No better tribute could be paid to the
south than that every party of northern
ers who visit ii come back with glowing
reports of it's prosperity, says the New
York World.
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1902-06-05

II Is enough to make the Union dead
turn over in their graves when a political
stump speech is substituted for a Me-
mortal day address
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1902-06-05

A New York woman buried her pet cat
in a white satin coffin the other day. Her
devotion might even have carried her to
the extent of feeding the animal on beef
had he lived.
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1902-06-05

II things keep on going this way we
may yet have TO adopt beef and Panama
hats as our double standard OF value.
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1902-06-05

Minister WI says he accepted 1t as the
highest sort OF compliment when some
one mistook him for a girl. But we
wonder how the girl took II.
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1902-06-05

No doubt Candidate Guerry feels that
there are preachers in Georgia who are
guilty OF pernicious inactivity in the pres
ent gubernatorial race.
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1902-06-05

We are greatly relieved to learn that
the University Of Missouri proposes to
make Mark Twain a doctor Of laws in
stead OF a doctor OF divinity.
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1902-06-05

II Is probably safe 20 assume that the
Thompson party OF northern congressman
know more about the southern negro now
than they ever did before. But win they
admit tit
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1902-06-05

We are not going 20 feel entirely safe
until Web Davis UNDERWRITERS that Boer
peace treaty.
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1902-06-05

We take Il for granted that the CORES
pondents have at least found q new dis
ease for Count TOlstoi. His typhoid fever
ought 20 have run its course BY this time
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1902-06-05

Correspondent Curtis. who is exploring
the Holy Land. has also succeeded in
making the important discovery that the
river Jordan has not changed its course
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1902-06-05

Nevertheless. there are times when we
are forced 20 look with favor upon the d.
vorce court. There's Mrs. Lease and
AIRS. Nation. for instance.
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1902-06-05

II may be all right for the young king
OF Spain 70 substitute horse races for bull
fights so long as he doesn't try to play
them.
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1902-06-05

James Burns. for Is years a New York
ward detective. has Just died leaving an
estate OF $4,000. James Burns.
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1902-06-05

-sua Of Fprepaugh's big elephants killed
q man the other day for pOking an empty
beer glass at him. Don't blame the ele-
plant az all. Il was a gratuitOus insult
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1902-06-05

Disquieting rumors continue to reach us
from Macon TO the effect that Monta Joe
Hall Is about 10 consume himself.
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1902-06-05

Governor Jeff Davis. OF Arkansas. is
not the first man who has found out that
politics and religion wont mix.
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1902-06-05

What probably aggravates Lewis Nixon
most Is the fact that the smile is stin on
the face OF the Tiger"
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1902-06-05

There Is at least one consolation about
the present price OF beef: Il increases ones
confidence In the ''all pork sausage"
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1902-06-05

II. Conquelin. the French comedian, was
destined originally TO follow the trade OF
> baker. But he took 20 the stage. prob
rihly because he needed more dough.
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1902-06-05

AS further evidence of the value of beef
on the hoof, western desperadoes have ia
ken to holding up cattle trains. instead
of express trains.
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1902-06-05

Western bakers are forming a combine
20 fight the biscuit trust. That's right;
we don't need a biscuit trust, anyway.
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1902-06-05

After listening TO what the various can
cidates say OF each other one can't help
wondering why II r. the worst men IN
Georgia always run for governor
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1902-06-05

volcanoes are like mules in one respect
You can't always tell when they are
really asleep.
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1902-06-05

II there are any snti-Hanna Republi
cans they are evidently wise 10 the theory
that discretion IS the better part OF valor.
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1902-06-05

The United States. a government found
ed on the consent Of the governed" theo-
~. Is now the only nation on earth en-
gagged IN a war OF conquest.
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1902-06-05

However. It should be borne in mind
that the Filipinos won't let us be cour-
teous and humane while subjugating
them-even II we wanted TO.
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1902-06-05

President Palma's salary as president Of
Cuba is $500 a year. And IT'S cheap
enough for that sort OF work.
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1902-06-05

Americans have introduced the pianola
into Germany. And was II for this that
Kaiser BIZ sent US Prince Henry?
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1902-06-05

That was just like New York to ring in
a German band for the musical part OF her
French celebration
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1902-06-05

Just as we suspected. a map showing
Georgia's volcanoes locates one about a
mile north OF Macon.
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1902-06-05

So Il was a newspaper man, and no
scientific Har. who, was the first TO reach
the crater OF Mont Pelee.
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1902-06-05

Evidently the coal trust is unwilling to
arhitrate until IL has disposed OF its sur
plus stock az the present advanced prices.
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1902-06-05
Content With obseurity.
Philadelphia Rec

Philadelphia Record.
The one time in mans life when he
is satisfied to take a back seat Il when
he goes to church.
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1902-06-05

Ohio. at least. still appears TO think
Hanna.
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1902-06-05

The idea that we needed farmer gov
ern0r seems TO have been effectually lost
IN the shuttle.
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1902-06-05

Now that the Boer war is ended horses
may again become cheap enough to eat.
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1902-06-05

Another way to solve all this trouble
would be TO elect an antitrust congress.
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1902-06-05

Maybe Candidate Query is one Of those
men who had rather be right than gov
ernor.
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1902-06-05

II begins 10 look like they can't even
settle coal strike without Morgan.
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1902-06-05

The Prussian government ought to take
something for its diet.
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1902-06-05

A Savannah election is just like race
rfot-only more So
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1902-06-05

Mr.. Kruger was at least right about one
thing--the cost,
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1902-06-05

But the Beers were not whipped-simpiy
overpowered-
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1902-06-05

WIN 1t be DR.. Clemens or DR.. Mark
Twain7
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1902-06-05

Now let the Beers shave up. and get in
the game.
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1902-06-05
Giving His Friends the Shake.
New LIaht For AtIanta.

Mr.. John Kennedy. of Admission, Ala, was
shaking hands with old friends in the city Mon
ay.-cartersville News and Courant.
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1902-06-05

Your horse will laugh and grow fat
you buy your corn, oats and hay from D. g
Blount's cheap cash store.-Wrightsvill
Record.
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1902-06-05

THURSDAY. JUNE 5. 1904
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1902-06-05
How to Get the Hnr

]. III. Anderson Jr., of the reportoriaI stan
OF The Chattanooga Times, Sundayed IN Ring
gold.-Ringgold New South.
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1902-06-05
TraveIs ln Summer Attlre.

Mr.. Ben Light is now in Atlanta, where he
has accepted position in a barber shop
Walton News and Messenger.
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1902-06-05
Somebody OUGHT TO Tie
But Not Yet Able 10 BE

Somebody said Ty Peoples engaged in a
walking match Sunday afternoon. Awful warm
Ty for such exertions-The South Georgian.
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1902-06-05

DR.. G. p. Davis, wearing of his fetch
ing and Irresistible smiles, goes to Albany
today. OF course he goes ION business. Amer
icus Times-Recorder.
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1902-06-05
We Editor HITS the Plpe.

Bill Gilds. one Of Sheriff Ritchie's prisoners,
was very sick Monday. but is improved-Clay-
ton Tribune.
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1902-06-05
IN THE PATH OF THE SCISSORS.
Free coinaoe of Verbs.

ETcC OOina9C OF verbs.
]. III. Anderson, Jr., Of the reportorial stan
OF The Chattanooga Times. Sundayed In Ring
gold.-Ringgold New South.
How to Get the Horse Laugh.
Your horse will laugh and grow fat II
you buy your corn, oats and hay from d. G.
Record
Somebody Ought to Tie Ty.
Somebody said Ty Peoples engaged in a
walking match Sunday afternoon. Awful warm
Ty for such exertions-The South Georgian.
But Not Yet Able to Be Out.
Bill Gilds. one of Sheriff Ritchie's prisoners,
was very sick Monday, but is improved-Clay-
ton Tribune.
We Editor Hits the Pipe.
We thought you would have paid us that
small amount you owe us before now.-Frank-
lin News and Banner.
We Editor as a SIeuth.
A man was in Amboy last week selling the
merchants some medicine. We think he must
have come from Tennessee, he was driving
two gray horses-Rochelle New Era.
Diagnosing Their Case.
Mr.. J. A. Wash. from the Seventh district.
who is a prominent candidate for tax collector,
was down few days since feeling the pulse
of the dear people.-Ft. Gaines Sentinel.
Laying for the Preachers.
Mr.. ]. H. Adair says he has one hundred little
chickens and ten dozen eggs He is going to
feed the preachers this summer.-Dallas New
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1902-06-05
We Editor as a SIeuth.

We thought you would have paid US that
small amount you owe us before now.-Frank-
lin News and Banner
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1902-06-05

merchants some medicine. We think he must
have come from Tennessee, as he was driving
two gray horses-Rochelle New Era.
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1902-06-05
COTTON Rearets the prouaI
REFLECTIONS OF A BACHELOR.

The cotton in this section is very sorry be
cause of the drouth.-Calhoun Times.
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1902-06-05

Mr.. ], A. Wash, from the Seventh district
who is prominent candidate for tax collector.
was down few days since feeling the pulse
Of the dear people.-Ft. Gaines Sentinel.
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1902-06-05
LaYina Tor the Preaehers.

Mr.. ]. H. Adair says he has one hundred little
chickens and ten dozen eggs. He Is going to
feed the preachers this summer.-Dallas New
Era
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any old kind of a Hut suited MN. r OF
eight years before starting on his coll
tnuous Tour with Mother, he had roomca
over Drug Store
His Apartment had been ono Of those
dclectable Man. Joints where Women
never butted IN to hide things and give
the whole Place a Soapy Smell.
The Swecpings went under the BED, SO
as not TO litter up the Hallway.
Once a Year he had a House-Cleamns.
That is to say. he employed a Colored
Man to beat the Rugs. which had to pc
separated from the Floor by means OF.
Shovel. IL
lnasmuch as Women never came in to
straighien up. he knew where to. find
everything. He knew it was somewhere
in the Room and all he had to was to
excaWate until he found it
Then he hooked up' with Laura so as
to get a real Home and she gave him a
new one every Year. ss.Ss
Mr. Jump soon discovered that alt though
every Man is tho Architect Of his own
Fortune. the; Wife usually superintendls
the Construct ion. 80 #
When Mrs. Jump made hsr Spring An
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roae,, sha cav . snont across the pan


roach. She saw it scoot across the Pan
try and that afternoon she headed for
Renting Agency.
Father suggested that instead of vacat-
ing in favor of the -Cockroach. they offer
a reward OF 500 for its capture. dead or
alive, and the eb save a little Moley, but
she refused to listen.
If the Plumbing wasn't out Of Whack.
the Furnace required too much Coal or
else the Woman across the Street had been
divorced too many times. =s
2 If they squatted in a low-down. Neigh
borhood. Mrs. Jump was ashamed to- give
her Address to Friends in the Congrega-
ton.
Rich, then Laura had the, freeze-out
worked on her. because Mr.. Jump was on
Salary and she had to ride on the Troll
Toys. So she began looking for Street
( in1s which Intellect would successfully
stack up against the good. old Collateral.
And, of course that meant a long Search.
Therefore every May 1st. some thing
Red and about the size of 4 Caboose
backed up to the Jumps - Several husky
Boys began throwing Thin. ~ out Of the
Windows. sss:ss3ss "a
Father did a, Vanishing Act. When; it
came to lifting one corner Of a Piano or