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Evening star., 1902-08-15
Meeting of Asylum Aid Society.

The Ladies Aid Society of the German
Orphan Asylum met last evening at the
institution. on Good Hope road. Anacos-
TIA, with Mrs. Rosina BOtsch presiding
The society decided to refurnish all the
rooms in the dUrmitOry of the asylum. as
the board of directors has agreed to order
repairs made to the same The ladies also
discussed plans for coming picnic at the
as lum.
Evening star., 1902-08-15
SEABOARD AIR LINE RY.
CAPITAL CITY ROUTE.

CAPTTAL CJTx ROUTE
LEAVE WASHINGTON. 2, 3: R. STATION,
10:40 AN. DAILY, EEABOARD FAST MAIL
Through Pullman Sleeper to Jacksonville, CON
meeting at Hamlet with Pullman Sleeper to AZ.
lanta.
Pm. FLA. AND METROPOLITAN LIMITED
DAHYnSclid Train to Jacksonviile with Pull
Sleeper to Atlanta and Cafe Dining Car service.
days to Southern Pines Pinehurst}. These trains
offer e1cellsnt SCHEDULES to Petersburg. Raleigh.
Savannah. Jacksonville and all Florida poiuts:
Charlotte. Athens. Atlanta. New Orleans chatta.
nooga. Nashville. all points west and southwest.
4:3o AM. DAILY. LOCAL-To Petersburg Ra.
leigh Southern Pines Pinehurst), Hamlet and
intermediate points.
c. b. RYAN, W. q. DOLL
Gen. Pass. At Gen At
Evening star., 1902-08-15
Steamer Randall Again in Service

The broken crosshead of the Randall
Line steamer Harry Randall has been re-
placed with a new one and the steamer
VIII at once go into commission again, re-
suming her trips TO Colonial Beach. Col
tons, Piney Point and St. Georges Island
tomorrow evening. The steamer Wakefield
which has been running in the place of the
Randall, will resume her place upon the
route 10 Wirts wharf, Va, and the steam
tr Kent VIII resume her excursion trips to
Chapel Point Tuesday next.
Evening star., 1902-08-15
Young Woman Injured.

AS Miss Ida Tolson of Chatterton, King
George county, Va, was riding horseback
near her home few days ago she was
knocked from her horse by contact with
limb of a tree and was quite badly hurt
When found she was lying by the road
side in an insensible condition and did not
regain consciousness for an hour or more
Miss Tolson has many friends in Washing
ton and will in all probability be brought
here for medical treatment.
Evening star., 1902-08-15
Caused by Domestic Troubles.

Mira johnson, a young colored woman
living at 81 q street northeast, was taken
to the Casualty Hospital yesterday after
noon by the ninth precinct police suffering
from 2 dose of carbolic acid, with which, il
IS said. she had attempted to end her life.
hen she reached the hospital the pa
tlent condition was serious, but the doc
tors succeeded in getting her ont of danger
Domestic troubles, it is said, caused the
woman 10 take the acid.
Evening star., 1902-08-15
Result Of an Alteration.

An alteration occurred about s o'clock
last night on 1 street northwest between
18th and 21th streets. in which Edward
Walker and Silas Jefferson, colored, were
the principals. Walker, who is forty-seven
years old, was struck on the head and
painfully injured. He was conveyed to the
Emergency Hospital for treatment JEFF
ferson. who is eighteen years old. was no,
captured.
Evening star., 1902-08-15
THE WEEMS STEAMBOAT

Between Baltimore and Washington.
Leave Baltimore every Tuesday, Thursday and
Saturday from pier 8, Light st. at pm, arriving
day mornings
Leave Washington every Tuesday, Thursday and
Sunday at PIN, arriving in Baltimore every
Tuesday. Thursday and Saturday mornings early
These stes ners are new and first class in every
respect. with delightful state rooms and table un-
surpassed The trip from Baltimore every Satur.
day at pm, arriving in Washington early Mon
day mornings, is especially commended. State
rooms be engaged in advance from STEPHEN
son & GRO.. Agents. 7tb st. wharf. Telephone
Main 745. ie2.tf-I2
Evening star., 1902-08-15
LOCAL MENTION.
ADJUSTMENTS TONIGHT.

Academy-''Pennsylvan
Chevy Chase Lake-Concert by the Marine
Band. followed by dancing.
Herman -s-"BOn Ton Burlesquers"
Florida avenue and I4th street-Grand
lawn fete
Evening star., 1902-08-15
$500 Seashore Excursions $50

Via Pennsylvania Railroad to Atlantic City,
Cape May, Ocean City and Sea Isle City.
Tickets sale and good going on Friday
and Saturday, limited for return to follow
ing Tuesday. Delaware River Bridge
Route to Atlantic City.-Advt
Evening star., 1902-08-15
S1.OO Harper's Ferry.

s2-e0 Cumberland and Return.
Leaving Washington $50 m. Sunday, Au-
gust II Returning leave Cumberland 6 and
Harper's Ferry $50 pm. Magnificent noun
tain scenery and delightful ride along his
toric Potomac.-Advt
Evening star., 1902-08-15

"OLD GLORY" is A NECESSITY
to those who would keep up their strength
during the depressing summer period. 1t
cools. refre shes and iuvigorates, Write or
phone Abner-Drury Brewing Co. for case.
Evening star., 1902-08-15

"THEA-NECTAR' TEA is DELICIOUS
iced. In flavor it surpasses more expen-
sive brands. Choice of valuable presents
with every pound. Only 6Dc. Great At
Iantic and Pacific Tea Co.'S IL City Stores.
Evening star., 1902-08-15

BAKING AND ATTENDANT DISCOM-
FORTS can be avoided by using Schneider's
Malt Bread. LIS better than the best
made at home. Your grocer will send 1T
fresh for every meal. Only &c. loaf.
Evening star., 1902-08-15

A young colored man named Philip Toy
was treated at the Casualty Hospital Ia st
night for cut across his left cheek. He
claimed he was assaulted by companion
in Southeast Washington, and gave the no.
lice the name of his alleged assailant.
Evening star., 1902-08-15
Bay Ridge, the Queen Resort of. the

Chesapeake bay. Salt water bathing, or.
chestra and dancing. boating, fishing and
grabbing. Eminently adapted for church
and organization excursions. Good hotel
accommoda tions. specially attractive for
Washington folks for over Sunday outings
Trains leave B. and o. R. R. station 0:1O
am and 4:3O pm week days; 9:1O am
and AS I'm. Sundays.-Advt
Evening star., 1902-08-15
Catch the department speciap'

For Chesapeake Beach - Saturday-Leaves
District line pm. Returning, leaves
Beach pm. Through fast train. Only 25
cents round trip on all Saturday trains
Advertisement.
Evening star., 1902-08-15
Attractive Sale of Household Effects

including mahogany case upright piano, lot
show cases. dry goods. notions etc, at
S.oan's. li1I G. ST, tomorrow at 10 am
Advertise neut.
Evening star., 1902-08-15
Ericsson Line Excursions

ATTRACTIVE WATER ROUTE from BALTIMORE.
Through the canal to Philadelphia" Stopping al
great fishing grounds Betterton, also Chester. Pa
Fare from Washington by B.. and O. to Baltimore,
round trip. $3.50. Returning all rail from Phliaiel.
ghia (B and o.. So Steamers sail daily. except
Sundays. at 7:30 am. Tickets to Philadelphia on
sale in Washington at B. and o. Ticket Ofaces.
Cape May, Asbury Park. Ocean Grove, Long Branch,
New York. Albany, Troy and points north. Write
for guide to CLARENCE SHRIvER, @. p A..
204 Light st.. Baltimore. Nd 3eS-tf, ,l8
Evening star., 1902-08-15
EXCURSIONS.

The regular family day trips of the steam
er Samuel ]. Pentz will be made as usual
to River View tomorrow, and Walter Ha-
zeHon. the human bomb,' will give an
other exhibition of his daring in the after
noon, going high up in the air inciosed in a
big bombsheli and being blown out into
space to come to earth by the aid of 4
parachute. Tomorrow is children's day, ana
parents are invited to bring all their little
ones and give them day in the open
air and an opportunity to. see the human
bomb" The Little river, the Tom Thumb
railway, the chute and all the other attrac-
tlcns will be ready to give pleasure and the
usual family day prices will prevail. There
will be no charge to see the balloon as
Samuel j. Pentz will leave her wharf here
at 10 am, 2:15 and Gas pm.
The new crosshead of the steamer Harry
Randall is in position, and she will make
her regular trip to the lower river tomor-
row evening. The Saturday night and Sun
day trip of the steamer Randall affords an
opportunity for a pleasant outing without
any loss of time from business. The steam
er leaves here at 5:45 pm. tomorrow. Stops
at Colonial Beach, Coltons, Piney Point
and st. Georges Island, reaching the last
named place about am. On the return
trip the steamer leaves st. Georges at 1
pm, stops at the resorts named above
again, and, leaving Colonial Beach at 3
pm, reaches home about 10 pm. The
ticket sold on this trip is good for thirty
days.
Evening star., 1902-08-15
Use "Four-Leaf Clover Butter

and You will enjoy the satisfaction of
having the best. This famous creamery but
ter. @oe. ib. Jas. F. Oyster. 9th and Pa ave
Advertisement.
Evening star., 1902-08-15
Queen of Trips
CaDe MaY.==RehobofFp.

Nearest Ocean Resorts to Washington
Reached by rail to BALTIMORE, there connect
ing with the QUEEN ANNE"S RAILROAD 90 8
steamer leaving Pier 10. Light ST., daily lex Sat
and Sui) am and 3:15 pm, Saturday am.
and D. m, Sunday S:15 am
SPECIAL BOAT leaves Cape May Mondays at
6:30 AM. connecting at Lewes with express train
from Rehoboth for Baltimore.
Rates from Washington via B. O. r. R.:
Round Trip. Cape May. Rehoboth
Season ticket. .............. $500 $500
Ten-day ticket. .............. 40 $50
Saturday to Monday. ......... $50 80.
Cape May passengers connect at Lewes with
New Steamer Queen Caroline"
For further information apply B. & O. Ticket OF.
Evening star., 1902-08-15
Hotel johnson Cafes.

All the choice Norfolk Fresh Fish Soft
shell Crabs, Little Neck CLANS and other
marine products. A la carte service. Mid
day Lunch and Table Hote Dinners
Evening star., 1902-08-15
Tomorrow.

G. G Sloan & Co. aucts.. 1907 G. st. NV
Sale Of household and office effects on Sat
urGay. August Ii. at 10 am; also, at II m.
harness, horses. vehicles, etc, at auction
rooms.
Evening star., 1902-08-15
Us. Marine Band at Chevy Chase Lake

in grand concert, every evening. without
regard 10 weather, followed by dancing
Advertisement.
Evening star., 1902-08-15
CITY ITEMS.
Of Great Value in Summer

are Nat. Capital Brewing Co.'S Beers. They
are splendid tonics-give strength and vi
tality to the entire system. For case dron
postal or phone 222. Dozen $125 1t
Evening star., 1902-08-15
AUCTION SALES.

Try Reisinger's Ice Cream, s1.oO gal. 5Oc. y
gal: Merinsues. Loo doz 225 c. East S92
Evening star., 1902-08-15

Apply Satin-Skin Cream lightly, then use
complexion. 25c. Of Palais Royal, ty25-2m
Evening star., 1902-08-15

For New Eggs, Fine Butter and Fresf
Cottage Cheese, 1ec. lb.. drop postal.
HENRY REUTER-, 800 G st. NV.
Evening star., 1902-08-15

Reliable Sewing Machine Repairing
At Aueroach's, H. Domestic Office.
jy11-f,tu-tf
Evening star., 1902-08-15

FOR ICED TEA USE KENNY'S CHEON
TEA, the best jpc. mixed tea in America.
G. ID. KENNY co. 80 STORES.
Evening star., 1902-08-15
$1,000 Niagara Falls Excursion via

B. & o. R. r.,
Leaving Washington $50 am. August 16.
Special through train of day coaches and
parlor cars. Stopovers returning Tickets
good for ten days. Via Philadelphia and
famous Lehgh Valley route.-Advt
Evening star., 1902-08-15

GREAT BEAR SPRING WATER.
A pure and wholesome drink, i gallons 70!
Soc. Office, TOl 11th
Evening star., 1902-08-15

DANGER Gas Ranges reduced.
NJ &. Flynn, Col Pa. ave. Sc.
Evening star., 1902-08-15

Uncolored Butterine, Like Country
Butter, 15c., at J. T. d. Pyles' six stores.
au13-4t
Evening star., 1902-08-15
Si.25 to Baltimore and Return via B

& o. r. r.
Every Saturday and Sunday. valid to return
until following Monday, inclusive Good on
a.. trains except Royal Limited.-Adyt
Evening star., 1902-08-15
The Price of California Hams

Is reduced to 111sc. at ]. T. D. Pyies' G
stores, including 94S La. ave. au12-4t
Evening star., 1902-08-15

Beautiful Georgia Flooring, $3.50
Per 100 so. ft. Call East $40, Libbey & Co.
Advertisement.
Evening star., 1902-08-15

Best sugar-Cured Hams, 141hc.
Choice potatoes, Toe. bushel, at ]. T. p.
Pyles' six stores. au13at
Evening star., 1902-08-15

Clear No. 1 Georgia Flooring, So so
Per 100 So. fl. at 9th & n. Y. ave Libbey's.
advertisement.
Evening star., 1902-08-15
Norfolk 6 Washington
Steamboat Company.

- Every day in the year from foot OF Ith ST..
. for Ft Monroe. Norfolk, Newport News and
. all points south by the superb, powerful steel
- palace steamers Newport News" Norfolk
- and Washington"
Lv. Washington. $3.50 pm Lv. Portsmouth. s. 100 pm
Lv Alexandrfa Z 100 pm Lv. Norfolk 800 pIn
Ar. Fort Monroe. 200 am Lv. Fort Monroe 100 pn
Ar. Norfolk. 500 am Ar. Alexandra. $3.50 am
Ar. Portsmouth, .6:15 am Ar. Washington. Z 90 TN
- e. Through connections made at Norfolk
. with steamers Of Old Dominion Steamship
- Go. for New York and Merchants and Miners
. Steamships for Boston.
. UFor further information apply at general
. ticket office. Bond building; 14th and \. Y.
- ave-. or 1th st. wharf, Washington d. @.
Phone 229O. JNO CALLAHAN. General Manarer
Evening star., 1902-08-15
All Stuffed UD

. SH wi V
That's the condition of many suf-
fererS from catarrh, especially in the
morning. Great difficulty is expert
enced in clearing the head and
throat.
No wonder catarrh causes head
ache, impairs the taste, smell and
hearing, pollutes the breath, de-
ranges the stomach and affects the
appetite.
Hoods Sarsaparilla
Cures catarrh--it soothes and strengthens the mu-
cous membrane and builds up the whole system.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1902-11-13

An Atlantic City (N. J) paper has
al article on John w. Gates, who ii
says is the man 'who recently laid
down the United States treasury port
folio to engage in private business"
The well-informed editor adds that
"Mr. Gates evidently finds more ex-
citement in the corn pit than in ma
tional bank or in the routine life OF
the treasury department" Our con-
temporary will doubtless be glad to
be told that Gage is not Gates, nor is
he engaged in speculative enterprises
on the board of trade. incidentally
Mr.. Gage still loves and sticks to the
freedom from excitement which he
finds in New York banking house.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1902-11-13


When John Quincy Adams was so
years OF age, relates Everywhere, he
p,,,o.ouh,.., met in the streets
of Boston an old
friend, who shook
his trembling hand and said: Good
morning, and how is John Quincy
Adams to-day?" Thank you," was
the ex-president's answer. John
Quincy Adams himself is well, sir;
quite well, thank you. But the
house in which he lives ut present is
becoming dilapidated. 1t is tottering
upon its foundation. Time and the
seasons have nearly destroyed it. Its
roof is pretty we'll worn out. Its
walls are much shattered, and it
trembles with every wind. The old
tenement is becoming almost nnin-
habitable, and l think John Quincy
Adams will have to move out of it
soon. But he himself is quite well,
sir; quite WELL" With that the ven-
cradle sixth president OF the United
States moved on with the aid OF his
staff.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1902-11-13

Cit;>-ns Of the town OF West Ey-
~rett. Mass, have, discovered a means
p.s..,,v C,,, for moving re-
luctant city coun-
ell which mi;iht
prove effective elsewhere. For some
time, according to the New York
Post, there had been dissatisfaction
vt West Everett because the pest
house was located ON one of the
principal streets, the neighbors not
unnaturally holding that 1t was dan
gerous. Requests for it's removal
were met with no decisive action on
the part of the aldermen, and finally
meeting of citizens was called to
enter n formal pA'test and petition.
just before the meeting was held.
three additional cases OF smallpox
were discovered near the pesthouse,
and this knowledge made the people
who assembled decidedly determin-
ed lot. There were many speakers
who freely denounced the board of
aldermen and the board of health.
Resolutions embodying the senti-
ment Of the meeting were prepared
and passed. and then somebody pro-
posed that all present march to city
hall. This motion was favorably re-
ceived, and in . short time all were
on their way to the aldermanic
chamber. This looked like trouble,
but the aldermen saw the citizens
coming, and their sleeping consci-
ences suddenly awoke. Quickly con-
vening the finance committee, an or.
der was reported to purchase an
eleven-acre estate and erect n pest
house thereon. The citizens wait
ed outside until the order was pass
ed and signed. They then departed
peacefully.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1902-11-13

The latest thing in the line Of equip
ment for automobiles Gust reported
from Chicago) is long, sharp knife so
attached that it will readily sever a
rope that may be stretched across the
roadway by peace officers for the pur-
pose of stopping the automobilist trav-
cling faster than the local law allows.
Police and constables will have to meet
this new move by arming themselves
with steel cables.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1902-11-13
Amidst Flames.

freaking into a blazing home,
Pc tremen lately dragged the
plng inmates from death, Fan.
security, and death near. It's
way when you neglect coughs
colds. Don't do it. DR.. Kings
" Discovery for Consumption
es perfect protection against all
{oat, Chest and Lung Troubles.
fplt near, and avoid suffering
I'm, and doctors bills. A tea
ohiui stops a late cough persist.
use the most stubborn. Harm
and nice tasting it's guaranteed
antlsiy. Middleburg Store, Gray
,Iarman u Co.. DR.. j. w. Sam
renns Greek. Price $l.OO. Trial
$40 ~.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1902-11-13

A unique reunion was held few
days ago at Clinton, Ia, when five
brothers. immigrants of 5Oyears ago,
celebrated the golden anniversary Of
their landing on American shores.
The brothers are Charles Ingwersen,
Of Chicago, and Henry, Peter, August
and Nicholas 1ngwersen, of Clinton.
The celebration was attended by 24S
relatives of the brothers.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1902-11-13
PRAISES THE FILIplNos.
Been Abused and Some Day VIII
Surprise the World.

Il tried only to do my duty. be-
long to the army and not to politics
or to those seeking the notoriety
that political speeches and intrigues
bring. 1 made reference to the wa
ter cure, as l saw it had a bad ef-
feet upon the natives and l believed
1t should be stopped"
That was the Statement of Maj.
Cornelius Gardener, late military and
civil governor of the province of Tny-
abas, island of Luzon. and who re-
turned from the Philippines after
three years stay in the islands.
I'm December I sent a confidential
report to the secretary of war, or
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1902-11-13

Pacific coast newspapers comment
with astonishment on the number OF
law-abiding citizens who speak with
sympathy and admiration of Tracy,
the fugitive murderer. One paper
says that these misguided persons
seem to classify the escaped convict
with Funston, Wainwright, Hobson
and Dewey, and are incapable of dis
tinguishing between bold act of war
fare and n deed Of murderous daring"
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1902-11-13

at least what l supposed was con-
fidential report said Maj. Garden
er, in speaking of the much mooted
water cure administered to Filipinos
by American soldiers.
"As governor of Tayabas, | was
asked to make a report on the con-
ditions there. Unfortunately my re-
port, or n part of it, crept into the
newspapers and into politics-there
was leak somewhere. In that re-
port l criticised the manner in which
some things were being done by GER
tain individual officers, whose acts l
believed contrary to what the gov
ernment desired should be the means
employed to bring peace and har-
mony among the natives.
"The Filipinos are hungry for edu-
cation. They have been lied about,
and misrepresented, and misjudged,
but the fact remains they desire our
education and our civilization. Why,
l have here with me a young Fill
Piho' i.ihiid DC bdiu, WHOHl all
sending to the University Of Michi-
gan, where he will enter the medi-
cal department after taking pre-
paratory course. He is not the first
that has gone to that institution
from the province Of which l was
governor.
There are a dozen towns in Taya.
bas province that are making up sub
scriptions to keep as many young
Filipinos in American institutions Of
learning as they can possibly afford.
THAT water cure business? Well,
the fact is, l made the reference to
the water cure practice among sol
diers and sanctioned by some officers
because l saw it made bad impress
sion upon the Filipinos. They were
and are a much-abused people. be-
came as intimate with them as any
officer, and | tried to do my duty
as an officer and n man.
81 belong to the army, and the
army has done glorious work out
there. The war is now over. and
think we can afford to he generous
as well as just with the Filipinos.
Give them an equal chance at educa-
ton as in civilization and they will
surprise you"
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1902-11-13
Their vindic,,vele..ue.s.

"A few years ago, when we had q
spell If liveliness on u.s." said the
landlord of the Pettyville tavern, q
trifle pessimistically, 1--WE tried to get
the insane asylum located here; but
Rustletown beat our best efforts and
secured the institution. However,
our people are not resentful, and the
fact that the asylum didn't come to
Pettyville don't prevent some of US
Pettyvillains from goin' to the
asylum, once in awhile. Puck.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1902-11-13
'"mped on n Ten Penny Nail,

=
'",nped ON n Ten Penny Nail.
,e n little daughter of Mr.. j. N.
Ien Jumped On an inverted rake
IT, oi ten penny nails, and thrust
nall entirely through her foot
second one half way through.
Pain Balm was
nptly applied and FIVE minutes
t9e PAIN had disappeared. In
y days the child was wearing her
az usual and with absolutely no
cmlort Mr.. Powell is a well
pai merchant OF Portland. Va.
pa,iii M is antiseptic and heals
INJURIES without maturation
kha !" one.third nNst Of the time required
HIM ~ usual Treatment. For sale
''ooieburg Drug Store.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1902-11-13

"Your husband is fioorwalksr in
. department store. isn't he?"
"Yes."
"T.1n, why don't you have him get
up and walk the floor with the baby
wh-n she cries?"
Il can't wake him up. When
shake him and tell him what's the
matter he mumbles something about
soothing sirup in the drug depart
ment three 'aisles down, and then
goes TO snoring again" - Chicago
Tribune.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1902-11-13

There are very few Englishmen, ac-
cording to London Sketch, or, we may
add, Americans, who can really wear a
Panama hat with grace. A Panama
needs swarthy face, a flashing eye,
q devil-may-care manner. 1t does not
60 at all well with worried look and
a bundle Of business documents. No
body should attempt to carry off
Panama who is not gypsy at heart.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1902-11-13

"How do you get the reputation Of
being so much richer than you are?"
asked the intimate friend.
VERY easily. 1wear my old clothes
ms long as possible and never admit
that l have any money that I could
lend. People take it for granted that
must be prosperous. shington
Star.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1902-11-13
Natural Enough.

Mrs. Gaussip-I hear Mrs. Vane
has several full-length mirrors in her
dressing-room.
Mr.. Gaussip-I suppose, woman
like, she wants TO see everything
that's going on.-Philadelphia Press.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1902-11-13
What Pinu-Pong Is like.

"Ping-pong," said the lady in the
golfing skirt. 'is just like golf"
1T is just like tennis" declared the
lady in the linen suit.
you're both wrong" observed the
heavyset gentleman who was wiping
his brow and breathing with evident
effort. ITS just like hard work.
indianapolis News.