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The Dolores star., 1902-10-10
BUB BLES.

Highly colored-rainbows
Has paying job-the cashier.
Goes TO waist-superiluous flesh.
Family trees are supposed to have
an arissocratic bearing.
Are the wings of the stage members
of the theatrical fold?
1t is said that carriage wheelrlghts
are plain spoken people.
Dog days are better than cat nights
with mosquitoes thrown in.
The roof garden entertainments are
not often exponents of high art.
The mermaid ought not to resent be-
ing told to go and soak her head.
Even when tune is in sharps or
fats it may sound perfectly natural
Money makes the marc go, and it
also takes money to make horse
trot.
Something is sure to be up when
gossip Gays: There's no use talk
ing"
The marks of tattooed man are
often more interesting than his re-
marlSs.-Philadelphi Bulletin.
The Dolores star., 1902-10-10
FOR PAPA AND MAMMA.

Don't keep nagging your boy.
Don't treat your boy as hardened
criminal il you discover him in sin.
Don't be above apologizing to your
boy, if occasion arises. He will honor
you for it.
Don't make his room sort of junk
shop for al. the odds and ends of fur
niture too shabby or od.fashioned to
be used anywhere else in the house.
Don't shut him entirely out of con
fidential talks concerning home, bust
ness and neighborhood affairs, but
teach him to respect the confidence.
Don't have thing in the house too
good for him to enjoy and share with
you, and don't make him use the back
stairs in order to save the front hall
carpet.
: Don't deny your boy the healthful,
restraining influence of plenty of out
door sports and athletics. There is a
whole sermon in the phrase muscular
Christianity"
Don't forget that II you make your
boy think he is going to the devil he
won't be likely to disappoint you. but
by treating him like gentleman you
will do much toward making him one.
The Dolores star., 1902-10-10
REASONINGS.

All things wait for those who come
after them.
Woman is the weaker vessel only
while she remains unnamed
Many mans honesty is due to
his knowing that he is watched.
The architect OF his own fortune
never tires Of planning extensions.
A man with only penny in his
pocket possesses a round sum of
money.
A man can even learn to dictate to
his conscience IL he keeps everlast.
ingly at it.
The more you puff cigar the
smaller 1t becomes. Some men are
built like cigars.
If you investigate mans content
me.t the chances are you'll discover
he doesn't know any better.
A man gets vast credit for doing
a good thing which nobody would
have noticed If the doer had been
decent.
Az the thermometer gives a contin-
uous performance year after year.
men swear first at one end OF it, then
at the other.
A man would rather hear the sound
Oh his own voice than listen to the
sweet-toned singer or the silver.
,ongued orator.
The Dolores star., 1902-10-10
sAoMINc nAE WAY.

Most OF our readers know All about
the aches and pains of a bad back.
very lew people are free from sick
kidneys. as the kidneys are the most
over-worked organs OF the body and
go wrong" at times no matter how
well the general health may be. The
trouble is so few understand the In
dications of kidney trouble. You are
nervous, tired out and weary. have
stitches. twinges and twitches OF
backache pains. but lay It to other
causes: finally the annoyance and
suffering attendant with urinary dis
orders. retention of the urine. too fire.
quent urination makes you realize the
seriousness of ii. At any stage
you should take a remedy that will
not only relieve but cure you. Read
the following and profit by the lesson
it teaches;
C. J. McMurray. a resident OF Free
port. ILL.,, address Al Iroquois St,
says: Il have greater faith in Doan's
Kidney Pills to-day than | had in the
fall of 1897, when | first took that
remedy and it cured me of an acute
pain across the back and imperfect
action Of the kidneys. Since | made
public statement of these facts and
recommended Doan's Kidney pills to
my friends and acCuaintances. thor
oughly believing as did both from
observation and experience that they
would do just as they were represent
ed to do. | am still pleased to re
indorse my statement given to the
public shortly after | first began to
use the remedy"
FREE TRIAL of this great Kid
ney medicine. which cured Mr. Nc
Murray. will be nailed on application
to any part of the United States. Ad-
dress Foster Milburn Co. Buffalo.
n. Y. tor sale by all druggists. price
80 cents per COX.
The Dolores star., 1902-10-10
DINKEL SPlElERS.

A fairst-class listener is voman's
besd friend
Der girl dot hesitates is lefd ad der
hitching post.
A bird on Ger plate is worth two in
der restaurant Kitchen.
Fame is someIlng vich you sed ven
you vas nod dare to receive i'd.
Justice is der name We call i'd ven
der verdict is der way We want id.
Some vimmens marry in haste und
support deir huspands ad DER leisure.
Some mems fall in love and ged
ouid uf i'd py gedding marriaged to
der girl
Id would be a nice idea uf We knew
who lost i'd so We could gif i'd back
ven We find fault.
Some mems vas trying to be self
made, bud dey nefer ged finished mi.
digging der cellar.
Was wilst du haben?" is der four
words in der English lankvich dot
der deifel likes besd uf ALL
Dere is a silver lining to efery
cloud, bud you cannod proof i'd py
looking ad some uf der clouds.
Some mems doan'd like to be ad der
boddom uf der ladder; dey wish to
ged down in der celler. vich is lower
Some mems can make a tollar go ?
long, long ways. bud nefer can dey
puy a admission tigget to heafen NIT
id.
uf some peoples could borrow mon
ey as easy as dey borrow trouble dey
would soon be der Wizards uf Vail
Street.
Eggsperience is der besd teacher
eggspecially afder We leave college
George V. Hobart in Chicago Ameri-
can.
The Dolores star., 1902-10-10
RICHARD, JR.,s, PHILOSOPHY.

Some people don't leave any room
in their business for good feeling.
When an old man and a young
woman are made one, it means one
fool instead of two.
It's well to wear creased trousers,
but the average Croesus doesn't both
er about the creases.
When man says business is
business" he's usually getting ready
to do something mean.
Speculation is the side door to
wealth for one; the main entrance to
poverty for a thousand.
If You want to put your money in a
hole in the ground. it's safer to dig
one in your backyard. You won't get
interest, but you won't lose the prin-
cipal.
Splitting on the bait won't catch
bass if you don't know how to cast;
and splitting on your hands won't
make money if you don't know how
to use them.
OF Buildings that represent the
good in life. first comes the church,
second the schoolhouse and third the
savings bank. And all three prosper
in the United States.
Beef went up on account of the
scarcity of beef Coal went up be-
ca.lse of the scarcity of coal The
only surprising thing is that ice did
not go up on account of the scarcity
of water.
Some men say that a hundred
thousand, some that a hundred mil
lion, dollars is enough. But while a
lot of men get a hundred thousand
and few hundred million, no one
ever gets enough.-Saturday Evening
Post.
The Dolores star., 1902-10-10
MERE OPINION.

The milk of human kindness gets
sour if it stands too long.
No man ever fell into the snares of
temptress if he didn't want to be
shared.
When a man has difficulty in find
ing chance to propose he can make
up his mind that the girl doesn't
want him.
1t is more profitable to bet on a
fool who has luck than to put your
faith in a sage VINO can't make con-
nections.
The man who loudly yells 81 want
you to understand that I'm no fool
would probably have hard work to
prove it in court.
Some men who mingle freely in
company without worrying over their
lack of brains would be terribly NOR
titled if they were to discover that
they had no cuffs on.
The Dolores star., 1902-10-10
White, OF North Carolina.

Congressman George Henry White, OF
Tarboro, n. c., writes the following
letter to DIR. Hartman in regard to the
merits of the great catarrh cure, Peruna:
House of Representatives,
Washington, Feb. A. 1899.
The Peruna Medicine Co. Columbus o.:
GenfIemen-"I am more than safis.
fled with Peruna, and find IL SO be an
excellent remedy for the grip and ca.
farrh. Ihave used II In my family
and they all join me in recommending
IL as an excellent remedy"
Very respectfully,
George n. White.
Peruna is an internal. scientific, sys.
temic remedy for catarrh. 1t is no
palliative or temporary remedy; it is
thorough in its work, and in cleansing
the diseased mucous membranes cures
the catarrh.
If you do not derive prompt and salts
factory results from the use of P.runa,
write at once to DIR. Hartman, giving
full statement of your case, and he will
be pleased to give you his valuable ad.
vice gratis.
Address DIR. Hartman, President Of
The Hartman Sanitarium, Columbus, o.
The Dolores star., 1902-10-10
Electric Plant in India,

A power plant is now in operation
utilizing the water from the Cauvery
falls of India. The current is being
carried ninety miles away and there
made use of in gold mining. The Diff
ficulties attending the erection of this
plant and the transmission line were
enormous. nearly all the material be-
ing conveyed to the point by trained
elephants or on the backs of mules and
bulls. A path had to be cut through
jungle infested by fierce animals.
serpents and dangerous insects. One
of the most serious difficulties to over
come. notwithstanding these terrors,
was the superstitions of the natives.
who regarded the river as sacred and
with great difficulty could be induced
to work on the project
The Dolores star., 1902-10-10
PE-RU-NA NECESSARY TO THE HOME,
ALetter from congre ssman White, Of North Carolina
PE-RU-NA is A HOUSEHOLD
SAFEGUARD.
No Family Should Be Without It.

nERUNA is a great family medicine.
The women praise it as well as the
men; it is just the thing for the
many little catarrhal ailments of child
hood.
The following testimonials from
thankful men and women tell in direct,
sincere Language what their success has
been in the use of Peruna in their fam
lilies:
Louis j. Scherrinsky. io3 Locust
street, Atlantic, Iowa, writes:
II will tell you briefly what Peruna
has done for me. / took a severe cold
which gave me n hard cough. All doc
tors medicines failed to cure it. took
one bottle of Peruna and was well.
Then my two children had bad
coughs accompanied by gagging. My
wife had stomach trouble for years.
She took Peruna and now she is well.
Il cannot express my thanks in words,
but L recommend your remedy at every
opportunity, for l can conscientiously
say that there is no medicine like Peru
ma. Nearly everyone in this town knew
about the sickness of myself and fam
lily, and they have seen with astonish-
ment what Peruna has done for u.s.
Many followed our example, and the
result was health. Thanking you
heartily, 1 am. IL. ]. Sherrinsky.
Mrs. Mamie Wallace, TuSare, Cal
President of the Western Baptist Mis-
sionary Society, writes:
Il consider Peruna an indispensable
article in my medicine chest. 1t is
twenty medicines in one, and has so far
cured every sickness that has been in
my home for five years. l consider it of
special value to weakly women. as it
builds up the general health, drives out
disease and keeps you in the best of
health Mrs. Mamie Wallace.
Peruna protects the family against
coughs. colds. catarrh, bronchitis, ca
tarrh of the stomach. liver and kidneys.
1t is just as sure to cure a case of catarrh
of the bowels as it is a case of catarrh
of the head.
The Dolores star., 1902-10-10
HARDsHiPs OF GENIUS.

Homer was beggar-
Spenser died in want.
Ceryantes died OF hunger.
Dryden lived in poverty an dds
tress.
Torrance, TIE dramatist, was a
slave
Butler lived life OF penury and
died poor.
Plautus. the Roman comic poet.
turned a mill
Paul Gorghese had A trades. yet
starved with all.
Tasso. the Italian poet. was often
distressed for a dollar.
otway, the English dramatist. died
prematurely and through hunger.
Sir Walter Raleigh died on the scat
fold.
Bacon lived life OF meanness and
distress.
Steele. the humarist, lived a life o.
perfect warfare with bailids.
Bentivoslio WAS refused admission
to hospital he had erected himself.
Savage died in prison at Bristol.
where he was confined for debt Of
$40.
Chatterton. the child of genius and
misfortune, destroyed himself ct eight
cen.
The death of Collins was through
neglect, first causing mental derange-
ment.
Goldsmith's Vicar of Wakefield
was sold for a trihe to save him from
the grip Of the law.
Fielding lies in the buying ground
Of the English factory at Lisbon with.
out stone to mark the spot.
Milton sold his copyright Of Para
disc Lost" for S72, in three payments.
and finished his life in obscurity.
The Dolores star., 1902-10-10
FORGETTING.

Forgetting meals wounds.
Forgetting is faiihlessness.
Forgetting is thoughtlessness.
Forgetting others is selilshness.
Forgetting brings cheerfulness.
Forgetting is wonderful science.
Forgetting is a great convenience.
Forgetting is the traitor OF lying.
Forgetting is magnificent excuse
Forgetting often means a worthless
past.
Forgetting an engagement is a
crime
Forgetting is comfort that not all
can enjoy.
Forgetting means a careless-held
friendship
Forgetting is misery. to others and
to ourselves.
To forget is a blessing, and 10 for
get is curse.
Forgetting an injury is a virtue
With exceptions.
Forgetting a good deed is not an
uncommon wrong.
Forgetting insures carelessness of
the worlds opinion.
Forgetting improyett not the temp
er OF the waiting one.
Forgetting yourself is sometimes
sacrifice. always selfdenial
Forgetting the theater tickets until
halfway downtown is apt to bring on
a bilious spell.
Forgetting costs money, friends:
makes enemies and sometimes re-
lieves US OF them
Forgetting love is one of the car.
dinal sins-except when it is conven-
lent TO both Parties.
Forgetting to noIfy your wife that
you VIII bring friend home to din
ner is sometimes good excuse for a
divorce.
The Dolores star., 1902-10-10

Mother Gray's Sweet Powders for Children
Successfully used by Mother Gray, nurse
in the Children's Home In New York. Cures
Feverishness, Bad Stomach, Teething Dis
orders, move and regulate the Bowels and
Destroy Worms. Over 30, 900 testimonials.
AT all druggists, 25c. Sample FREE. Ad-
dress Allen s. Olmsted, LeRoy, N. Y.
The Dolores star., 1902-10-10
Story Of an Indian Boy.

H.. Eastman. a full-bloodei Sioux
Indian and at present a government
physician in Dakota, has written a
book called Indian Boyhood.' in
which he tells in a simple fashion OF
the woodcraft and love of animals
which he learned in his youth.
The Dolores star., 1902-10-10
Coal Is Precious.

Genuine black diamond stickpins"
have been placed on sale in Chicago at
Is cents each. The black diamonds"
are Jumps of anthracite coal fastened
to gold-washed pins. and they find
ready sale on the streets and in some
of the stores.
The Dolores star., 1902-10-10

What's the matter dear?" asked the
gGat goat Of his wife. oh, dear" replied
Mrs. Goat II ate an old dress waist i
ionhd IN the back yard this morning and
II doesn't set Well"
The Dolores star., 1902-10-10

The self-made man is usually so busy
boasting of his handiwork after Il
reaches a certain stage that he has no
time to finish the job
The Dolores star., 1902-10-10

along together?' ''Oh. he suffered Sc
badly that she never had time to wait
around and get in the last word
The Dolores star., 1902-10-10

No such thing as summer complaints
where DR. Fovyler's Extract of Wild straw
berry is kept handy. Natures remedy FOX
looseuess Of the bowels
The Dolores star., 1902-10-10

Bullhead scent cigar II you have
smoked one you know how good they
are. II you have not. try one.
The Dolores star., 1902-10-10

NOT A FISH STORY.
BaNters Bullhead cigar as as good a &C
smoke as you can find.
The Dolores star., 1902-10-10

has IN equal for coughs and oolds.-JoHS
BoYER. Trinity Springs. Ind. Feb. Is. 1900
The Dolores star., 1902-10-10

It's because of their true merit that
son SO many smokers prefer Baxter's Bull
The Dolores star., 1902-10-10

Every dog has his day-aud wise Is the
dog that knows when he's having it.
The Dolores star., 1902-10-10
Mrs. Win

Carrie-1 hear you won your breach of
promise suit. Did you get all of the si0,-
coo? Edith-Sure: married my lawyer.
The Dolores star., 1902-10-10

Can't he perfect health without pure
blood. Burdock Blood Bitters makes pure
blood. Tones and invigorates the whole
system.
The Dolores star., 1902-10-10

II man loves n girl more than tongue
can tell he should show her his pocket
book.
The Dolores star., 1902-10-10

What the singers call a melody is some
times characterized by the audience as
a Inalady
The Dolores star., 1902-10-10

Handsome is as handsome does-and
the handsome girl usually does as she
pleassS
The Dolores star., 1902-10-10

II smoking interferes with your work
quit working and smoke Baxter's
Bullhead-5-cent cigar.
The Dolores star., 1902-10-10

A cynical bachelor SAYS that grass Wild
o"s are not as green as their name.
The Dolores star., 1902-10-10

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup.
For children teethng. softens the gums 1uces In
ra:umAton, allays pain cures wind coic 25o bottle
The Dolores star., 1902-10-10

Prospective Tenant-Does the roof leak
always? Rental Agent-No'm. Only
when 1t rains.
The Dolores star., 1902-10-10

To Cure Cold in One day.
Tnke Laxative Bronze QuinIne Tablets. All
druggists refund moneyif itfails to cure. 2oc.
Tazewell Republican. [volume] (Tazewell, Va.) 1892-1919, 1902-02-06
CENTENARIANS CONTRAsTED.
Two Men Who Lived beyond the Hun.
dred Mark Whose Habits Were
Vastly Different.

The other day man died on Long
Island at the age of 1o2. The great
length of his days is attributed to the
fact that he had lived an exceedingly
even existence, partaking of only the
plainest and most nourish;9g food;
that he had never In his life touched
tobacco or tasted liquor, malt or spirit
uous; that he had never subjected HIM
self to the worries coincident to the
connubial state, and that every day Of
his life, rain or shine, he had taken
a constitutional of several miles.
There died in Newark, N. j., shortly
after, an Irishman who had attained
the age of 1o4. 1t is stated that he at
tributed his long life to the fact that
he had eaten any old thing he wanted
to eat, and plenty of it, whether it
agreed with him or not; that he had
been An incessant smoker and chewer
of tobacco since his twelfth year; that
he had drank all the whisky. good and
bad, that he'd been able to get hold
of since his eighteenth year; that he
never, under any circumstances what
ever, took any exercise when he could
wriggle out Of 1t, and that wives
"rest their souls" the old man is
quoted to have said, IAN Oh wouldn't
moind takin' another at me prisint
age"
Tazewell Republican. [volume] (Tazewell, Va.) 1892-1919, 1902-02-06
GUARDED BY ARMED MEN.
When Lord and Indy CurzOn Travel
They Are Well Protected and
Cared For.

When the viceroy of India travels all
the rest of India looks ON. He has a
huge staff of officials, and is usually
accompanied by Lady Curzon and 1870
attendants. The most elaborate pre-
cautions are taken to insure his safe
ty, says London Answers. Every mile
of the railways is first examined by
officials on trolleys, and in the south
ern Punjab the Ene is watered to lay
the dust. He has a posse of six armed
men on the train to guard him, and at
every station through which he passes,
whe Their he stops or not, armed police
are drawn up on either side as the
train goes by.
At every station an army of coolies
are at work some time before the great
occasion, cleaning and garnishing,
while all along the line engines are for
hidden to whistle and bells to ring. At
whatever hour the train passes the
station master has orders to be on
duty himself to give the slime clear"
and lock the points and see that all
shunting has been stopped.
With extraordinary ceremony is the
viceroy received. The nawab of Juna-
Earh last year received him in solid
silver car, preceded by painted ele-
plants, prancing horses and two rhi-
nOceroses harnessed and mounted.
Tazewell Republican. [volume] (Tazewell, Va.) 1892-1919, 1902-02-06
THE KINGS SUPERSTITION.
Englnnd's Ruler Refuses to Eat a.
Table Where There Are
Thirteen.

Apropos of the kings trip to Lon
don from the north the other day
have it from one of the officials that
superstition is not unknown in the
royal circle, writes London CORE.
spondent. The travellers got out Of
the train at Stirling to have their din
ner, and when they were all seated
it was discovered that there were Is
people at the table.
81 am very sorry, my dear fellow
said the king, addressing one of his
equerries, "but fear you will have to
go to another table. / shall never be
able to eat my dinner in peace and COM
fort so long as we are 10, or unless we
have another member of the party to
make the fourteenth"
Just then the stationmaster, a
heavy, bulky, stodgy gentleman, stood
in the door, hat in hand. A smile light
ed up the face of the sovereign as he
cried:
81 have it. I shall ask the station
master to make the number a."
And he did, much to the astonish-
ment of the frightened official, who
was forthwith ordered to sit down and
dine at the royal table. You may take
Tazewell Republican. [volume] (Tazewell, Va.) 1892-1919, 1902-02-06
MONKEYS ARE DANGEROUS.
even Their Keepers Have to EHer"
else Great Caution When in
Their Dens.

Monkeys are not classed as savage
animals. but, nevertheless, the keep
ers of the ZOO are as chary Of enter
ing a monkey cage as they are OF
going into the domicile Of the Loop
ards or any of the smaller species Oh
The cat tribe. The monks" In spite
Of their apparent friendliness, are a
treachsrous crew, and many an I'M
wary keeper has nursed painful
wounds as a result of boldly venturing
INTO the apartments allotted to the
timians, says the Philadelphia Record.
A little precautionary action is nee
essary to protect even the man who
feeds them, should he have occasion
TO enter the dens. The monkeys will
.oncertedly attack anyone who ven
lures among them, and by force OF
numbers will endanger the life of the
bold visitor.
Whenever a keeper desires to go
among the animals he first gives ut
terance to a kissing sound. The
hereditary enemy of the monk" is
the snake, and at the first hiss the
little animals will scale the heights
Of the cage in terror. BY judicious
lse of the awe-inspiring sound the at
tendant can keep the monkeys out of
the way for brief period. When
long stay in the cage is necessary the
Keeper generally borrows bull snake,
a harmless but formidable looking
variety, from the reptile house, and
with this coiled about his waist is
safe from any covert attack while at
work
Tazewell Republican. [volume] (Tazewell, Va.) 1892-1919, 1902-02-06
CIGARS GOT sEAsIcK.
LIAe Wines and Liquors they were
Affected by Their Ocean
Journey.

Since our troops have been in the
Philippines my friends among the Of
ficers stationed there have at frequent
intervals been remembered with boxes
Of Manila cigars" remarked a mem
Der of Uncle Sans fighting force, who
was severely wounded at FL Caney and
is now on the retired list, to Washing
ton Star reporter. II have learned 10
prefer the tobacco Of the far east to the
domestic brand, and do not see how
could now get along without the ira
grant Manflas.
Recently 1 received shipment OF
cigars" he continued, "but they proved
q sad disappointment. In fact, they
seemed to me to be entirely worthless.
1 pulled at,,ne after another, but they
simply could not be smoked. In de-
spair | finally consulted a welbknown
tobacconist. The situation was no
problem to him. He promptly told me
to lay the cigars aside for a few weeks,
after which | would find them all right.
He was correct. When l sought an
explanation the tobacconist assured
me in all seriousness that the cigars
had been seasick from the voyage
across the Pacific and needed rest.
81 have since learned" added the of
fcer, that wines and liquors are af-
fected in a similar manner by ocean
shipment"