Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1902-08-21


tn Dominyons beyond tn
sea, FIR awhile, has been cawrnated,
said Mr.. Dooley, I'VE can raysuIne
where we left off" 800,
80 it's been done at last, has II!
said Mr.. Hennessy.
yes" said Mr.. Dooley, in Tn
prisince Nv tn mos illusthrees Nv his
subjects except me friend Whitelaw
Reid, he was cawrnated las Saturdah'
TITS too bad it was put off. Twas got
up. dive mind, FIR tn thrue an staunch
subjects on this side iv tn wather.
TIL king didn't need it. He's been king
all tn time. A lot iv us knew IT, All
he had to do amy time was TO take
his goold an drmOn' caubeen IT m IN
rack. but his subjects firm beyond IN
500 wanted to see a cawranation an
they cudden't conveniently nave wan
here where tn country is still run pc
universal suffering an there are gooo
NANNY shootin' g'lPries, an annyhoW
he thought he'd like to keep on gooo
terms with tn Captains Nv lndusthry
FIR fear they might get mad an put
his furniture out into tn channel an
use in tn island FIR STORM ex-prlsesl-
bents. So he got up tn cawrnatlon.
An after all. most iv thin didnt see
it. They had to come home mere Where
thew were DOTH al ldlNC "a A~NA-N-
they EXPECT to die an will, too, II they
an us have luck.
''But twas a gorgeous spicticle amy
how. Hinnissy. For weeks an weeks
some iv tn finest minds in Europe mas
been. debatin' whether tn king shud
stand on tn Earl Nv Wrinkle or Tn
markess Nv Ballyhoo durin' tn cere-
rnony. IT was decided that tn honor
shud 60 to tn noble earl but that IL
was tn, privilege iv. tn noble markess
that his majesty shud put his rect on
his hack when he, set down. tn king
amt supposed to do anything f'r him
silf but go up an be cawrnated. AT
ivrv turn they must be a jock or some
body akelly as good to pun ms TIC
straight, hand him his gloves, an
haul his coat down whin 1T gets up
over tn collar. An ivrybody cudden
do it, mind We. 1t had to be done %
tn right party, whose folks haoroOI9
it FIR other kings. I've been reaolh
about it an I've come to tn conclu-
sio,, TIinnissv. that tn Scotch no
bility is mostly davscinded firm tailors'
"Annyhow. these here mighty ques-
tions was ali decided accoordin' to tn.
rules iv tn game, whin wan day 1
read in tn pa-aper: "Th' king olhes
with Wall sthreet magnates. Jools
missin' firm tn crown Ye see tn nat
had not been out FIR long time, an
whin they come to get it fr' m IN poX'
twas found that nanny Nv tn vallya-
BILE gems in tn band was missin'. L
don't know whether tits thrue or not,
but tits said that tn ancesthors w TN
prisint king, bein' hard up, was useu
to pick jool out iv tn hat Nv sat
lIrday night an go down to Nose at
eraf caTTnnf6fn' II. AN
whin times was slack an tn ponies
backward, they couldn't get tn jools
out. so they cut a piece firm tn WIN
dow an pasted it in. 1t looked I
while as though tn king wud have
to be cawrnated be a glazier. They
cudden't find tn tickets high or low. IL
wudden't do cawrnate him in glass
hat, an there was great tnrlpyla-
tions, but Pierpont Morgan come along
at tn right moment and give thin
handful of his unimportant Jools an
tn hat was properly decorated. Firm
that time on we saw that II we were
TO get tn worth Nv our money, we'd
have TO do tn Job ourselves an iviry-
body turned in to help our depindant
cousins. Andrew Carnaygie lint visit
rninsther abbey, which was superDly
decorated with tapestries lint be J.
Pierpont Morgan; Yerkes lint thin tn
sthreets; Frohman, tn theatres! tn
American syndicate give thin tn use
iv tn river. an a hundred thous-
and lille American hearts an lungs lint
thin pathriotic howl that made IN
king Jump ivry time he heerd 1t.
IAN TIL American duehesses! Were
they there? Look in tn pa-apers. l
sometimes wondher whin I read tn
palajeems iv our liberties whether an
English nobIeman liver marries at
home Is it a law that prevints tnlm
firm marvin thin fresh-faced, clear
eyed daughters iv oil Albion, or is 1t
fear? Annyhow, tn American duch-
esses is about all there is to LONDON
They were at tn cawrnation, We bet.
They were tn cawrnation. They bore
tn thrain iv tn queen. No wan can
lift a thrain betther or higher thin
free-born American lady. AT tn side ~
her majesty walked tn beautiful
Duchess iv Binkiewhistie, born Lucy
Hicks. Of Dobbs Ferry. Tn Duchess
father an mother come over last week
with their RESPECTIVE families, an 1t
Is understood that wan iv tn happiest
evints iv tn whole glad cawrnat1on
season was tn determination " Ma
Hicks to turn over her alimony intlre
to rebuild tn ancesthral mansion ~
tn jock. Pa Hicks, not to be outdone,
announced that he wud add IN rent
derived firm tn ancesthral mansion "
III, duchess. which Is. now used as
livery stable.
"An' so tn great iwint come on.
I won't describe it to We. It's been
done betther thin cud, be fearless
press. Ye know ye'ersilf how tn pro-
cission winded it's way through tn
sthreets; how Wisminsther Abbey was
crowded with peers an peeresses an
what a mighty shout whit up IT m
WiIlum Waldorf Astor whinn he come
in an sat on his hat near tn dure.
1t was all right. First come tn pre-
lates backin' to'rd tn althar. Thin all
tn looks bowin' low. Thin tn queen,
attinded be a bevy iv American duch-
esses. Thin tn kinng loOkin' ivry inch
q lxing-sixty-four be sixty-two in all.
Thin tn Rile Shoes, tn Rile ocks, tn
Rile Collar an Cuffs, an tn Rile Hat
borne be tn Hereditary Sockbearers,
Shoesters. Collariferios, an tn High
an MAGNIFICENT Lid-Lord lin chains).
Suddenly all is silent. A hush falls on
tn assimb1age. broken on'y be low,
sad cry. Willlum Waldorf Astor has
tainted.
can so, says tn pa-aper, in tn
prisince iv tn mighty dead an in an
atmosphere full iv aristocratic assocy-
atoms, on account " IN VlntlIdIion De-
I'm poor. Albert Edward Ernest rain
rick Arthur, king, definder Nv tn. 1alth.
put on his hat. TIL organ pealed OF
a solemn peal, tn cannons doomed, tn
duchesses ct hard-biled eggs out iv a
paper bag, an a pale man in silk
tights wept over tn tomb iv Major
Andhre. 1t was Joseph Chote. That
night all Great Britain rejoiced, fr'
wan end iv ireland to tn other tn Lille
popyIace showed their joy an tn sky
was lit up be hundreds iv burnin'