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Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1902-03-20
Hoods Jarsap0rilla
and Pills

Remove all humOrs, overcome all
their effects, strengthen, tone and
invigorate the whole system.
al had salt rheum on my hands ., that I
could not work. | took Hoods Sar,aunril,
and it drove ott the humor continued its
use till the sores disappeared" MRS. IRA O..
Brown, Rumford Falls, Me.
Hoods SarsaparINa promises 10
cure and keeps tho proniSs.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1902-03-20

Mrs. August Pfalzgraf, of South
Byron. Wis. mother of the young lady
WHOSE portrait we here publish, wrote
IN january 1899. saying her daughter
had suffered for two years with irreg-
ular menstruation had headache all
tle time, and pain in her side, feet
sweilcd, and was generally miserable
She received an answer promptly with
advice. and under date of March. 1899,
the mother writes again that Lydia e.
p!nlSham Vegetable Compound cured
her daughter of all pains and irregu-
ia-itv.
Nothing In the world equals Lydia e.
rin.lham's great medicine for regu.
lating woman's peculiar monthly
tr,ubleA
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1902-03-20
Hard Luck.

May Woodby-Oh. pshaw! that's
just my luck! My new coats black,
and here my unce's gone and died!
Sue Giddy-Goodness! What are you
complaining about?
May Woodby-Why, if I'd only got
ten light coat, could wear one OF
those swell mourning bands on the
sleeve Philadelphia Press.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1902-03-20
CATARRH CANNOT BE CURED

With local applications, as they cannot reach
the seat of the disease. Catarrh is a blood or
constitutional disease and in order to cure it
you must take internal remedies. Halls Ca.
tarrh Cure is taken internally, and acts directly
on the blood and mucous surfaces. Halls Ca
tArrh cure is not quack medicine. 1t was
prescribed by one of the best physicians in this
country for years, and isl regular prescription.
1t is composed of the best tonics known, CON-
bined with the best blood purifiers, acting di-
rectly on the mucous surfaces. The perfect
com bination of the two ingredients is what pro-
duces such wonderful results in curing catarrh.
Send for testimonials, free.
F.J. CHENEY CO., Proprs., Toledo, o.
Sold by druggists, price 75c.
Halls Family Pills are the best.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1902-03-20
Only a Woman's Vile.

He was very shy young man, and
the girl-well, she was like most girls.
park, Preston.
GLOW do you pronounce 'K-i-s-
metz she asked
sob, in this instance the t. is not
sounded" he replied.
"Then that would be 'kisme, " she
murmured.
And he did, although he was shy
young man.-London Answers.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1902-03-20
His Requirement..

81 can recommend him as man who
never took an unfair advantage Of any
body"
81 don't know as | can find employ
ment for him." aswered Senator Sorg-
hum. "l on see, every now and then
there gets to be some pretty sharp COM
petition and all want is to know that
my assistant isn't going to take advant-
age of me. The rest of the world is at
his disposal. "-Washintgon Star.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1902-03-20
Cool.

"You don't get such poetry as was
written in days gone by" said the re-
gretful person.
"Of course you don't" answered the
SNUG modernist. "There is so much
days gone by poetry already on the
market that there is no further demand
for it. "-Washington Star.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1902-03-20
WELL LIGHTED STORES.


Nothing is more annoying than a
poorly lighted store. From the time of
old tallow dips millions of people have
been bothered hy insufficient light when
the evening comes. But now it seems
the whole question is settled by the
beautiful, brilliant, economical an X
NJ" Arc Lamps that are becoming so
popular. They are cheap, too. Write
to {. w. Lord, Portland, Oregon, for a
circular telling you all about them.
You'll be glad you wrote. Agents are
wanted in every town.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1902-03-20
The Literal Mind,

Little 5-yea-old Margie was out walk
ing with her mother recently, and find
ing it difficult to keep up, she said
"Mamma, are you a stepmother?"
"No, dear" was the reply. "But what
made you think | was?"
because you take such awful long
steps," replied Margie.-Chicago News.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1902-03-20
The Question.

"Supposing that women could vote
and hold office, would you allow your
wife to rum"
"Say, if you were crossing bridge
over a deep stream and right in the
middle of it you met large wildcat,
would you keep to one side and let the
cat pass on or get out in the middle
and go to arguing with it?"-Chicago
Record Herald.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1902-03-20
I'LL Hun20rs

Are impure matters which the skin.
liver, kidneys and other organs can
not take care of without help, there is
such an accumulation OF them.
They litter the whole system.
Pimples, bols, eczema and other
eruptions, loss of appetite, that tired
feeling, bilious turns, fits OF indiyes-
ton, dull headaches and many other
troubles are due to them.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1902-03-20
Got Them All at Once.

Sue Brette-I see it stated that if the
eggs were equally divided among the
inhabitants of the country, each human
bein would get al.
Foote Lighte-(iracious me! got
that mary one night while on our tour
out West!-Y onkers Statesman.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1902-03-20
Philosophic Maunderings.

The physician who never worries
ought to be fairly prosperous. since he
has plenty of patience.
Probably the reason the peanut gal
lery enjoys the show is that the stage
Is out of sight.
The man in business who tells the
whole truth. and nothing but the truth.
about his goods without being found
out. is an artist
Some men are born great others
achieve greatness; but the man who
gets under the furnace when the bot
tom drops out has grateness thrust up
on him.
No man cares to hold his girls hand
when it cant do better than mines and
deuces. baltimore News
XUhv pnf 40 arreuti.i, ly pl.aiSipu non.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1902-03-20
Boston BrOwnineites.

Mrs. Gush-IIow do YOU do, Manda?
How did you like the reading of
Browning at the club last night?
Mrs. Bluff-Oh, pretty we'll. But
didn't like the way her dress hung.
Mrs. Gush-Nor |, either. And it
seemed to me she might have held her
book more gracefully - Boston Trans
criut
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1902-03-20
Rude.

"When the lecturer made gramat-
ical error, it brought down the house,"
said Miss Gurley.
81 don't think the house had been
we'll brought up" commented Mrs.
Gurley, avely.-Detroit Free Press.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1902-03-20
Something Wrong.

Mr.. Snaggs-Another batch of pretty
girls have formed an anti-matrimonial
club.
Mrs. Snaggs-There is something
wrong about that.
Mr.. Snaggs-What?
Mrs. Snaggs-If they are opposed to
matrimony, they are not pretty.-Pitts
burg Chronicle-Telegraph.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1902-03-20
Too lnquisitive.

She-When We were married a year
ago, never expected to see you coming
home here at in the morning.
He-Well, you wouldn't now, my
dear, if you d only 60 to bed earlier
Boston Globe.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1902-03-20
A Pertinent Query.

Magistrate-It has been proven that
you struck your wife, and
Defendant-Well, Judge, stood her
bossin' as long as could.
That doesn't excuse you.
She is the weaker vessel, and you
should
Weaker vessel, eh? Then
why does she carry so blame much sail?
philadelphia Press.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1902-03-20

"What is your name, you lazy vaga-
bond?" exclaimed the new woman
whom Dusty Dan asked for lunch.
"P-pardon me, madame" he STAN
mered, edging away, "but am travel
ing incog. "--Ohio State Journal.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1902-03-20
As Explained.

De Swell-How is it, every time |
order pair OF trousers you make them
Just a little short?
Tailor-Whenever | send statement
OF your account, you are short; | meas
ure you accordingly News.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1902-03-20
Man Behind the Gun.

"Great cinders. Smith, look at this
paper. Jones kicked out OF the house
by his father-n-law! Awful, awful!
Why, Jones is one of our biggest guns"
"And his father-in-law, presume,
was the man behind the gun, as it
were?"-Baltimor News.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1902-03-20
Multiplication and Division.

Rodrick-This is wonderful coun.
try for arithmetic.
Van Albcrt-Think so?
eyes. They make two one at Mag
ara and one two in South Dakota. -
Chicago Daily News.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1902-03-20
Ladies' Can Wear Shoe.

One size smaller after using Aliens Foot Ease.
powder. 1t makes tight or new shoes easy
Cures swollen hot. sweating, aching feet, In
growing nails, corns and bunions. All drug
gists and Shoe stores 25c. Trial package FREE
by mail. Address Allen S. Olmsted. lie Roy
New York
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1902-03-20
Tired OF Walking.

"Well, l suppose you want some cold
victuals?'
Tramp-No, lady; called to inquire
if YOU had "a second hand automobile to
give me.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1902-03-20
l&zzzz9 :
TESTED AND TRUE 0UARANTEED&
4 MOWg - tho Time to USE ". (
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She Knew II,

George Goslin declares that he
wouldn't marry the best woman alive"
remarked Mr.. Spatts.
"Well, he WON'T" assented Miss
Frocks, "for I have refused him"
Philadelphia North American.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1902-03-20
Warm Within.

"Mercy, see the dog drink! Why,
he's almost emptied that pail of water.
What's the matter with him?'
"Please, ma am, | think he ate the
moostard plaster you lett lyin' on tire
kitchen table" - cleveland Plain
Dealer.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1902-03-20

Mothers will find Mrs. Winslow's Sooth-
Inc, Syrup, the best remedy to use for their
children during the teething period.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1902-03-20

do not believe P,so's Cure for Con-
SUMPTION has an equal for coughs and
colds.-.IoHN f. BOYER, Trinity Springs.
Ind Feb l5 1900
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1902-03-20
"a - Natures ARtiG0te
FOR
099Nature's p.lsons.

is the only cure for Poison Oak, Poison
Ivy, and all noxious plants. 1t is COM
posed exclusively of roots and herbs. Now
IS the time to get the poison out OF your
system, as delay makes your condition
worse. Don't experiment longer with
salves, washes and soaps-they never cure.
Mr.. s. NJ. MARSHALL. bookkeeper Of the Atlanta
(ca) Gas Light Co. was poisoned with Poison
oak. He took Sulphur, Arsenic and various
other drugs. and applied externally numerous
lotions and salves with no benefit. At times the
swelling and Inflammation was:o severe he was wa;
almost blind. For eight cars the poison would
break out every sea son. His condition was much
improved after taking one bottle 81 S S. S. and
Q few bottles cleared his blood OF the poison. and
aii evidences Of the disease disappeared.
People are often poisoned without
knowing when or how. Explain your case
fully to our physicians, and they will
cheerfully give such information and ad.
vice as you require, without charge, and
we will send at the same time an interest
ing book on Blood and Skin Diseases.
THE SWIFT SPECIFIC CO.. ATLANTA. GA
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1902-03-20
OverestimatinQ Him,

'Paw," said little Willie Gettit,
"give me 10 cents to buy story book
-
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1902-03-20

Hamlin's Wizard Oil knocks the spots
eff your throat when it is sore, and pre-
vents diphthera, quinsy, etc.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1902-03-20

"Ten cents" shrieked the old gem
tleman. "Do you think am Andrew
Carnegie?"- fillmore American
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-10-18
DANCE OF THE 1902 CLUB.

rhe first dance of the new season Of
the 1862 Social Jlub WIS given last
evening IN SEA antonio hail. The at
tendance waS very large. II was a
masqu yrrIc hall and the costumes were
both unique and startling. A Mexican
cowboy was one of the latter class.
The dance lasted until after midnight.
The following were awarded prizes
Best sus, aimed lady character, Flower
Girl, Mrs. II. NJ. Duncan. Best sUs-
tained gentleman character, Mandarin,
r. M. Duncan. Most original lady
character, Cowgirl, Mrs. L. NJ. Brown.
Most original gentleman character.
Hoot Mon. Fred Lehr.
The unmasking took place at 10
o'clock. Refreshments were served G,
a late hour. A prize waltz was beld
later in the evening, the prizes being
awarded TO Mrs. Z. NJ. Brown End s
Broehl.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-10-18
GOOD SUMNER RESORT
PROPOSAL FOR TOWN
ON WAlMEA PLAIN
LAND COMMISSIONER BOYD RE.
TURNS FROM TOUR OF IN.
sPEcTloN ON HA.
WAII.

Residents of Waimea, Hawaii, want
to have town site blocked out OF
public lands in that district. The place
in view is at an altitude OF nearly 5000
feet and on the route of the Hilo and
Kohala railroad. IL would make an
ideal summer resort, the people are
sure.
Land Commissioner z. S. Boyd in
spected the locality the past week and
will recommend to Governor Dole the
opening of the Waimea Plains in Ko-
hala for village lots. There are over
a thousand acres in the tract, which
is to be surveyed and divided into five
and ten acre lots. Mr.. Boyd says the
Plains are 270O feet above The sea
level and II would make m ideal place
for summer resort. Up to the pres
ent time the land has been used for
pasture, but the lease held by Macfar-
lane has expired and following cut the
general policy Of the government home
steaders will be given an opportunity
to settle and builr up a village on the
Sitt CuOstu lOI tndt puTDOSS.
Mr.. Boyd also visited Hualalai in
Kona. This is swampy land inacces-
sible in its present condition. A road
leading to the government land Will
cost from $4,000 to $4,000, and until
II is possible to construct such a road
Mr.. Boyd does not favor the opening OF
the tract.
In the North Kona section a great
deal of the land belonging 20 the gov
eminent inspected was found 20 he alb
solutely worthless. The government
tract is between two lava flows and Is
rocky and lacks fertility. Hawaiians
have made applications for homestead.
upon the land, but aside from a few
lots on the upper portion 1t is no avail,
able for agricultural purposes
Land Commissioner Boyd will also
throw open homesteads at Puuanahule
in Kona, there having been applica'
tions for them. There are but Six lots
here.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-10-18
REPUBLICANS IN kAlIHI.

Several hundred voters attended the
meeting of the Republicans held at the
home of James l.. Holt, Kalihi, last
evening. Kaeo, boss Of the longshore.
men, was the first speaker. Mrs. Fan
ME Sebo, the leader of the women's
branch Of the Kalaiaina Society OF
Kauai, told of the many promises oi
the Home Rulers that had not been
fulfilled. In her opinion, Kauai would
repudiate Wilcox and the Home Rule
party. Addresses were made by L. l.
McCandless. w. C. Achi, d. p. II. Isen'
berg, Henry C. Vida, James Shaw, J. l.
Kaulukou and Sam Kaloa. A Portu'
guese created disturbance and was
put out of the meeting.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-10-18
CENTRAL UNION CHURCH.

Central Union Churchill a. m.
Rev. VIM. Morris Kincaid will preach
subject. Fragments" 1880 p. M, sub,
ject, rs II Worth While to Live?'
6: 80 p. m, Christian Endeavor meet.
ing; subject, Delights in Gods
House" Leaders. Miss Kate Kelley
and Miss Annie Kimble.
Is 1t Worth While? is the title of q
series Of Sunday evening talks to be
given at Central Union church by the
pastor. beginning Sunday evening
The series will include the following
subjects:
Is II worth while TO live?
Is II worth while to work?
Is 1t worth while to play?
Is II worth while to succeed?
Is II worth while to be happy?
Is II worth while to grumble?
Is 1t worth while to worry?
Is II worth while to worry?
Is II worth while to hurry?
Is 1t worth while to be religious?
Is II worth while to support the
church?
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-10-18
TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY

Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets.
All druggists refund the money IL II
fails to cure. f. w. Groves signature
IS on each box; 25 cents.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-10-18

LAMBERT-A Abingdon, Berks, En-
gland, Oct. 7, 1902, Robert S. Lam
bert.
The semi-weekly messenger. [volume] (Wilmington, N.C.) 1897-1908, 1902-01-10
TRAIN ROBBERS BALKED
They Fail in an Attempt to Wreck
n hrouE Express.

Cumberland. Md, January GA re-
port was received here this morning of
a bold attempt to hold UP the Balti-
more and Ohio express train No. Z,
bound for Chicago, which left here at
IL O'Clock last night. The scene of the
attempt was at Swanton, an isolated
spot in the 17-mile grade in the Allie
ghenies. about forty-five miles west of
here.
The operator, NJ. J. Sarsfield. states
that five men came into his office, the
operator being alone n no houses
near, and offered him candy. Before
he knew it. he was knocked into in
sensibility. q padded club being used
over his head. The men then turned
the switch running the fast-fiying train
into a derailing switch used for freight
traffic. The quick application OF air
brakes prevented the train from being
ditched. The train crew anticipated
trouble, and the armed express officers
who protect trains from hold-ups
through that region made such a dem
onstration, that the men rushed into
th1 mountain, while shots were ex-
changed.
The semi-weekly messenger. [volume] (Wilmington, N.C.) 1897-1908, 1902-01-10
KILLED IN A DUEL
AnOthe Fatal Duel Causes Excite.
ment I'm Germany.

Berlin, January 6.-Full narratives OF
the dueI fought last Thursday at jena,
in the duchy of OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES
in which Lieutenant Theme, of the
Ninety-fourth regiment, killed a stu
dent of Halle university, named Held,
by shooting him through the heart, are
producing a deep sensation throughout
German.
Lieutenant Theme is n of the
best pistol shots of his regiment, and
pistols were selected by the court Oh
honor, composed exclusively of army
officers, notwithstanding the fact that
the student societies proposed the use
of sabre The court OF honor stipulat-
ed that five shots be exchanged between:
the duellists, consequently Held had
little chance of escape. He was killed
at the third exchange of shots.
The duel resulted from a party OF stu
dents having jostled some army officers
in the streets. Held was with the stu
dents and he slapped the lace of Lieu
tenant Theme who was lin plain
clothes.
The semi-weekly messenger. [volume] (Wilmington, N.C.) 1897-1908, 1902-01-10
MR. CAGES RESIGNATION
The Secretary's Letter and the
Presidents Reply Made Public.

Washington, January 6.-Secretary
Cages letter of resignation. dated De-
cember 18th, and President Roosevelt's
reply were made public at the White
house today.
Mr.. Gage thanks the president for the
confidence bestowed and expresses earn
est desire for the highest success of the
administration.
in reply the president says:
Your service to the nation has been
rendered at the cost of loss to you
heavy loss from a material standpoint,
as must ever be the case with a man
like you who deliberately abandons the
comparative ease and the high pecu-
MARY rewards of a large private bust
ness for the exhausting work of the po-
siti0n which o ave so h~onorably fill
ed during the last five years."
IN a letter to Postmaster General
Smith accepting the latter's resignation
the president says:
Il deeply regret that we are no longer
to serve side by side, n 1 earnestly
wish you we'll in the future, and bid
You God speed in your new duties-for
wherever you may be, the weight OF
your influence is sure to be potent on
the side of clean and honest govern
ment."
The semi-weekly messenger. [volume] (Wilmington, N.C.) 1897-1908, 1902-01-10
NEW ORB ALDERMANIC BOARD
Report of Attempted Bribery of
Members Before the Grand Jury.

New York, January Elm charging
the grand jury today Judge Foster o
notice of the statement put forth by
officials of the city government last
week that attempts had been made to
bride fusion membe of the board of
aldermen to vote with the democratic
members in the organization of the
board. Il do not know" the judge said.
whether these charges, publicly made.
are founded on truth or not. The public
is entitled to know. If after investiga-
ton. you find them true. the guilty ones
ought to be indicted and to receive Sc
we're punishment and the merited dis
grace which our law provides for such
crimes"
The board of aldermen, after organ
izing by electing McInnes f%usionist. vice
chairman of the board, adopted by &C
clamation. a resolution asking the
mayor to furnish the board with what
ever information he may nave regard
ing the alleged attempt at bribery, in
order that. if such attempt has been
made. prosecution of the may
be instituted.