The Republican journal., 1902-03-27

Burdock Blood Bitters gives man clear
head, an active brain, a strong. vigorous
body-nlakes him fit for the battle of life.
'sWomen,' remarked the business man,
as he pulled off his boots, ''are so emotional I,
Now Mary gets all worn out with these
children, while just enjoy"
| At this point he found that one of the
children had put piece of molasses candy
in the toe of his slipper.
.. -. =. Mary, why on earth
don't you keep these young ones in order -
came in roar, punctured by a stamp. And
that was not emotional.
Group instantly relieved. Dr. Thomas
Electric Oil. Perfectly safe. Never fails
At any drug store.
at seems the queen will wear more than
peck of diamonds at the coronation"
Goodness. | should think she would be
afraid OF being mistaken for one of the
American guests life.
DR.. Woods Norway Pine Syrup seems es-
pecially adapted to the needs of children.
Pleasant to take; soothing in its influence.
1t is the remedy of all remedies for every
form of throat and lung disease.
Mrs. Jones-How do you like your new
cook, Mrs. Brown?
Mrs. Brown-Well, I'll tell you She is a
perfect failure at cooking, but, then, there
wretchedly, in fact, that she can't eat her
own cooking. 1t really is quite saving,
you know Boston Transcript.
Ten thousand demons gnawing away at
ones vitals couldn't be much worse than
the torture of itching piles. Yet there's a
| cure. Doan's Ointment never fails.
''You're fraud, SIR cried the indig-
naut patient. You guaranteed your medi-
cine to cure after everything else failed,
and
''Well, my dear sir" replied the fake
medicine man, probably you haven't tried
everything else. "-Philadelphia Press.
Humors of all kinds are prolific of worse
troubles. They may be entirely expelled by
a thorough course of Hoods Sarsaparilla.
Towne-We'll have to send some one to
break the news gradually to his wife.
BrOWne-Stutterton's Just the man. He
stammers, you know.-Phiadelph Press
Eis's Liquid Cream Balm is an old
friend in new form. 1t is prepared for
the particular benefit of sufferers from nasal
catarrh who are used to an atomizer in
spraying the deceased membranes. All the
healing and soothing properties of Cream
Balm are retained in the new preparation
1t does not dry up the secretions. Price, in
Guiding spraying tube, IS cents. At your
druggists or Ely Brothers, IS Warren
Street, New York, will mail it.
Said Rev. DR.. Wesley to Rev. Dr. Calvin:
"Havng any revival interest in your church
this season ?" "No,' said DR.. Calvin, rather
stiff1y; "we don't believe much in re-
ligion of chills and fever" $780," said DR..
Wesley, with a merry twinkle in his eye,
''yOu dispense with the fever"
Deafness of ~ Years. etanding-Pro-
tracted Catarrh produces deafness in many
cases. Capt. Ben. Conner of Toronto, Can
ada, was deaf for u years from Catarrh
All treatments failed to relieve. DR.. Ag-
news Catarrhal Powder gave him relief in
one day, and in very short while the deaf
ness left him entirely. 1t will do as much
for you. 5ocents. Sold by Edmund Wilson
and A. A. HoweS & CO.-17
New England Statesman-Wasn't that a
notifying scene in the Senate chamber?
Statesman from the Breezy West-M0rti-
flying? 1t was disgusting. 1t was stopped
before we could tell which one was the best
man !-ChicagO Tribune.