The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1902-07-20

about this time ivry year." said Mr..
Dooley, II go to Newport FIR tn sum-
mer."
I'VE go where?" asked Mr.. Hen
messy.
II go to Newport" said Mr.. Dooley
calmly, lin III pa-apers. Newport's
always there. I may not find amy
thing about tn fire at tn yards or
tn war in tn Philippians, but if Mrs.
Rasther opens a can iv salmon or
pounds tn top off an egg, it's down
in black an white be tn fearless hands
iv tn iditor. IT'S a gr-reat joy bein'
lithry an KNOWN how to read. TIL
air is hot in Ar-rchey Road; ye can
see it. 1t looks an feels like hot soup
with people fioatin' around in it like
VEGETABLES. TIL smoke pours firm tn
chimbley iv tn rollin' mills an comes
right down on tn sthreet an jines US.
People ar-re lynn out iv doors with
their mouths open. They'se a gr-reat
dale iv cholery infantum an a few
deleeryam thremens. If l cudden't
read I'd be hot about tn weather an
things. But whin tn day is darkest
an L don't want to see me best lookin'
frind, l takes me yacht at tn top iv
page eight an goes sailin' off to New
port in me shirt sleeves with twelve
inches iv malt in tn hook iv me thumb,
an there 1 stay till l want to come
back an rest.
18th autymobill season has opened
in deadly earnest. Many new machines
is seen daily an wan iv tn delights
iv tn summer colony is to go out iv
an aVenin' an see tn farmers iv tn
neighborhood pluckin' their horses
firm tn top branches iv threes. TIL
younger Hankerbilt has ATTRACTED
much attintion be his acc'rate ridin'.
TIL other day he made a scoor iv eight
firm a runnin' start in tin minyits an
this in spite iv tn fact that he was
obliged to come back to tn last wan,
a Swede named Olson, an bump him
over again.
'Misther Graball, tn Muskegon
millionaire who got into s'ciety las
year be dyin' his hair green an givin'
a dinner at which all tn guests ray
ceived a lumber mill as sooveneers, has
returned suddenly firm tn West an
his house party is over.
Little Aigrette Vandycooker has a
tooth, her elder sister a markess an
her mother a SEPARATION.
'Misther an Mrs. Roger Smither-
son an frind ARE spindin' tn sum-
mer at frind's house
But wait a minnyit. Where's TIL
thing 1 was lookin' FIR! All, here it
is: Viewpoints Monkey Party Lave
me read about it to We. All Newport
is talkin about tn latest jest iv Mis-
Their Wallie Wimper, tn cillybrated
cut-up iv tn colony. While he mis-
Their WI was visitin' tn sixty-two
thousan' horse power steam yacht
Fond Father" belongin' to frind,
he (Misther W) was much amused be
tn antics iv a monkey ownded be tn
host. He (Misther WI took him 9TH
monkey ashore an havin' injooced a
tailor to carve him (Misther W. a
dhress suit FIR him 9TH monkey, in
vited him 9TH monkey home an asst
in number iv tn mos fash'nable New
York people outside iv South Dakota
| to meet him 9TH monkey. The in
tertainmint was a gorgeous SUCCESS, he
| 9TH monkey gettin' loaded befure an
ny Nv thin 9TH guests.) He (Misther
| W) dhrunk toasts with him 9TH mon
| KEY, with the raysult that he 9TH
monkey behaved like a gintleman,
ogled tn ladies', screamed at tn top
| iv his voice, spilled tn food on his
| chist, an fin'lly whit to sleep with his
| head in tn eyesther stew. He 9TH
monkey was put to bed with his boots
on, an tn guests who had been con-
vulsed with merriment, voted tn per-
Torrance tn mos successful joke iv
| tn gr.reatest wit Newport has pro-
! jooced since tn little Steenevant boy
| set fire to tn butler. They thought
tn monkey particularly comic. Tn
monkey was too dhrunk to say what
| he thought Nv thin, but it is believed
he will stay here where he has frinds.
Mind We, Hinnissy, we don't have