davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
The Dawson news. (Dawson, Ga.) 1889-current, 1902-02-05
uKp DER AK YOU BROKE IT MID.

gagged in kicking der roof garden away
from a cubbIe uf t'ieves und decperan-
dums We buy der book because id Is
realism.
Realism is now der chincher vich
moves der world. Realism has taken
civilization by der hand und leads id
into all der foolish places on der map.
On der stage id used to be der noble
art uf acting ven in der last act der
hero would eat sugar ouid uf a green
paper und die NIT his boots on.
Nowadays id is called realism be.
cause der actor takes off his clothes,
goes to bed und sends for der doctor
ind dies in der natural way. Vunce id
vas on der stage dot der hero would
laugh ad der villain und defiance him
TO did his worst Nowadays if der hero
is disrespectful NIT him der villain
sneers init loud voice und says:
"Revare! Doan'd drive me too far or
will vent ouid und build my own thea
ter on Broadway
Such is der school to vich Charles
Schvab's romance belongs. der modern
or reaIlSIudUc ScuOOI. Leu uo qNOIC
few chabters. please:
CHATTER YUM
vas drawing nearer und nearer TO
Monte Carlo Alretty I see der veels re-
foif1ng und l hear der shrill cries uf der
croupers: ANTE ub, Bill! Discards in der
center! A pair uf tours? Dots goot! MY
feets hat became cold hearted!
All is eggsctement und life und gay
ness. Der lights blaze yust as though
gas bill vas unknown here. T'rice habby
Monte Carlo!
All der wireless telegraph instrument on
my automobustup is working. Id musd be
news from home. Led me listen:
my Dear Charles We hear nit
SURPRISE dot you vas on your way to Monte
i Carlo $780, ware der kitty und der
chack pot vas rushing arount q.
seeking whom dey may dewour .
Be careful for der sake uf dem dot luis
YOU Avoid der penny ante und
listen nod 10 der syren song uf der two
toIlar limit. Der trust is nerfous
unt seems to tremb!e nit apprehension.
-. - Can id be dot you vas.on der
verge of some great temptationment?
Led US hobe nod .
Charles. for my sake und for der sake VI
der trust vich bore you run der
udder way venefer you see roulette veel.
We vas all waiting in fefer uf
anxiousiety. Yours point low
er Pierp.
The Dawson news. (Dawson, Ga.) 1889-current, 1902-02-05

A Private Firm in New York
Cleared SI7,O00,0OO
Last Year.

| On one of the news slips that are left
| all of the offices of bankers and brokers
in New York there appeared the other
afternoon a paragraph substantially as
follows, writes Holland, the regular
| correspondent Of the Philadelphia
Press, under the date of Jan. 30 1T is
the understanding that one New York
banking house earned during the year
1901 profits aggregating ST., 100000 ex-
elusive of the profit that may come to
this banking house as a member of the
writing syndicate"
This little paragraph is an echo of "A
report which is quite generally believed
to be accurate and which has been in
circulation in the Wall street district
for some ten days or two weeks. The
only difference between the imprinted
rumor and the brief news paragraph
circulated the other day is that the re-
port that circulated from mouth to
mouth was more definite as to figures
and as to the identity Of the banking
house which comprised this unparal-
leled achievement.
The earlier report put the figure rep
resenting the profits at SIT 100000 anu
mentioned the name of the banking
house which had experienced this I'M
paralleled good fortune. The printed
slip did no more than to hint at the
partnership name of this banking COM
pany. Yet every one associated the re-
port with the pre-eminently active and
organizing banking institution in New
York city, whose chief and junior part
ners have had conspicuous part in vari-
Gus organizations and reorganizations
in the past ten or twelve years.
The exclusion of the earnings of the
United States Steel Underwriting syn
dictate from this estimate is probably
due to the fact that, while this syndi-
cate has been practically liquidated,
the pool disbanded and probably lar
ger part if not all of the profits have
been received, nevertheless the syndi-
cate has not been formally disbanded
and it's affairs permanently closed.
OF course, the report has been the
main subject of discussion and of COM
parison with other great achievements
in the way of rich earnings all through
the financial district. 1t is said that
these figures represent reasonable in
come upon capitalization of $300,000,-
600, so that, looking at the matter from
this point Of view, this banking institu-
ton stands relatively second to the
United States Steel corporation itself
at least so far as capitalization is con-
cerned, if the partnership We're to be
capitalized upon the basis of per cent
return.
The report asserts that of these CO.
lossal earnings the senior partner re-
ceived 70 per cent, one of his associates
one-seventeenth. or in round numbers
81, 100000. and among the other associ-
ates or Junior partners 100000 is to
be divided. making for each of them in
the neighborhood of 100000 as their
return for the years business.
The Dawson news. (Dawson, Ga.) 1889-current, 1902-02-05
A Night Alarm.

Worse than an alarm of fire at night
is the brassy cough of Group. which
sounds like the children's death knell,
and it means death unless something
is done quickly. Foley's Honey aid
Tar never fails to give instant relief
and quickly cures the worst forms OF
Group. Mrs. p. L. Cordier, of Naming
ton, KY, writes: "My three year old
girl had a severe case of Group: the
doctor said she could not live. | got a
bottle of Foley's Honey and Tar, and
the first dose gave quick relief and
saved her life" Refuse substitutes.
DAVIDSON DRUG Co.
The Dawson news. (Dawson, Ga.) 1889-current, 1902-02-05
gif der money back.
CHATTER TRICE.

Der struggle NIT conscience is offer und
virtue Is triumphant.
Vice is down und ouid.
/ hat fought der bidder fight against
temptation, und haf yum.
Tomorrow l will leave dis accused
Monte Carlo.
For me no more der pleading tones uf
der pinochle table, und der crouper' s
syren song will sing unnoticed in desc
ears.
Der voice uf conscience speaks to me
und listen und am saved.
Besides, dare is nod yum bank in der
place vich remains unbusted ad my hands.
So Vot's der use?
The Dawson news. (Dawson, Ga.) 1889-current, 1902-02-05
NEARLY ONE MILLION DOLLARS.
Teachers and Pensioners Get Big Money
from the State.

The state treasury has paid out
about 81 GOO, 200 within less than two
weeks, and by the time the two weeks
have passed the sum, on doubt, will
have reached that figure.
The payment of pensions began less
than two weeks ago, and more than
100000 has been paid out on that ac-
count. State Treasurer Park is still
paying GUS an average of $4,000 day
on pension accounts. During the same
time nearly 100000 was paid TO the
school teachers on last years work.
BY Saturday the million-dollar mark
will have been passed.
The Dawson news. (Dawson, Ga.) 1889-current, 1902-02-05
Sturgeon Phoenix Bridge Co

81 have used Chamberlain's Cough
Remedy for number of years and
have no hesitancy in saying that it is
the best remedy for coughs, colds, and
Group l have ever used in my family.
| have not words to express my conf
dence in this remedy.-Mrs. j. A.
Moore, North Star, Mich. For sale
by. FARRBR 4 HARRIS.
The Dawson news. (Dawson, Ga.) 1889-current, 1902-02-05
CHAPTER TWICE.

/ vas here!
Here / vas in der greatest gambling
choint der world has efer Witnessed
Pinochle to right uf me. poker to left Ut
me und freeze ouid all around me.
Id is such skinch for me dot really Id
is pidiful.
Wy should l. perfect stranger, come
here und took DER hard earned money?
Bud, on der udder hand. wy nod?
Der wireless telegraph station is now
fastened to der head uf my bed. Again
some yum is making signals:
I'D is in der papers you vas ad
Monte Carlo pudding blowholes
in der banks. How painful dis is
to US all! How much dit you vim?
AS friends We deplore der SILVA
ton but as partners We declare
ourselfs in on der rakeoff. We
would RAIDER you would nod play any more
unless dare is more in sight.
A picture uf der bank you broke
und der ak you broke id nit und
udder evidences uf der tragedy vas pup
lished in der papers. Ia vas
painful to see how Mortified Vail street
vas because you gambled. -. Steel
dropped sigs points ven your picture ap-
peared surrounded ply sefenteen
French cashiers shoveling 200. 00O00O francs
into your trunk. ... We hat figured
id ouid dot dis would be abouid eight toll
lars III IGdl ihOllEy. II SOoA ptST
ture appears vunce more. steel will drop
twenty points bud if you drop
ANGLING doand come home. We
vas Mortified =. bud you musd nod
gif der money back. Yours
haughtily der Trust!
Id is Nemesis!
My sin found me ouid, bud I vas in.
Shall l turn my back upon dis awful
place?
1 will go down und crack annuder bank
und dink id Offer.
The Dawson news. (Dawson, Ga.) 1889-current, 1902-02-05
BOERS GETTING HELP.
Nine English Gun Boats to Pa
troll African Coast.

The Beers undoubtedly are getting
considerable reinforcements from Cape
Colony, also from Europe, whence
large supplies of ammunition have
been sert him.
Lord Kitchener has asked within
two days for nine gunboats to patrol
the east African coast to stop these
supplies
The Dawson news. (Dawson, Ga.) 1889-current, 1902-02-05
DER END.

Desc chabters. full NIT der bidderness uf
strife und hairbreadth eggscapes, serve to
show der perils vich a rich man takes ven
his press agent .discofers him monkeying
NIT der mint ad Monte Carlo
The Dawson news. (Dawson, Ga.) 1889-current, 1902-02-05
DINKELSPIEL'S LATEST
Entertaining Remarks on a Ro-
nance of Roulette.

Humorist Says the Work Belongs
to "Der Modern or RealismatiC
SchooI"-QuOtes Few Chapters to
show Rich Mans PeriIs When
Caught "MOnkeyfng Nit der Mint
ad Monte Carlo"
The following burlesque book re-
view by d. Dinkelspiel, per George V.
Hobart, recently appeared in the New
York Journal:
"Dit He Break Id or Only Bend Id?''
a Romance uf Roulette wrote Ply
Charles NJ Schvab, authorshipper uf
"Four Aces ?-Dot's Goot" also der
builder uf der wolyHne entitled der
Bad Break ad der Bank uf Monte
Carlow
"Dit He Break 10 or Only Bend Id?'
is vun uf der mosd thrilling stories id
has efer been my duty to eggspose.
Dis is der day uf realism in books. Veil
We hat finished nit der purchase uf
new suit uf pajimmies ad der insomnia
counter in der department store, We
walk Offer to der book counter und ask
for der latest MOTEL uf der day,
We oben i'll ad der fairst chabter. und
If We find dare Ger hero pleasantly en-
The Dawson news. (Dawson, Ga.) 1889-current, 1902-02-05

Der wireless ceases. und der blood rushes
to my forehead und den rushes back
again.
Should l turn back from dis awful place
or should 1 vent in 'und hand dot bank
'cubbe uf bumps?
Time alone will tell. But let der baddle-
cry be, ION to Monte Carlo!'
The Dawson news. (Dawson, Ga.) 1889-current, 1902-02-05
ID FEN n ER'S
Family Medicines.
For Coughs, Colds, Grip, or
"Cold" in ANY PART of BODY
GOLDMAN. Mich. Sent

COLMAN, Mich. Sept. 81 ION
For whole year l could do no work ~: and
walked only by holding on to a chair, do nu
ceived no relief. The use of two bottles re- :,
DR.. Fenner's Kidney and Backache C,r -.
gave me perfect cure. j. M. McKINNEv
The Dawson news. (Dawson, Ga.) 1889-current, 1902-02-05

Geneva, Crawford Co, Pa. june IS, 1000
Three years ago had a severe atfacG .,
Erysipelas and blood poison, breaking ont o y,
my head and face. My physician aftendo55
me for several months without result Ibeu
took 8 bottles Of Or. Fenners Blood and
a complete cure. FRANK BARKMANe y
The Dawson news. (Dawson, Ga.) 1889-current, 1902-02-05

MIDDLEBORO, KY, Sept. Z 1QOO
My wife has suffered long with dysnenS;a
tried all of the pepsin preparations and ali
OF my own prescriptions without avail I
finally prescribed DR.. Fenner's Dyspens;a
Cure and the use of it effected cure NAM
other similar cases that have come under nv
observation have been cured by his DTs..
pepsia Cure. DR.. Il. ]. LERANGnnn
The Dawson news. (Dawson, Ga.) 1889-current, 1902-02-05

My Dear DIR. Fenner, Fredonia, N, Y.
have used DR.. Fenner' Golden Relief for
many years for the diseases and accidents
for which it is advertised and have found Il,
fully equal to all you claim for it.
Q0un pcnx,
The Dawson news. (Dawson, Ga.) 1889-current, 1902-02-05
Presiding Elder M. E. Ch Sr

Used for Cuts, Bruises, Burns, Old Sores
Sprains, Colds, Grip, Sore Throat, Collie
The Dawson news. (Dawson, Ga.) 1889-current, 1902-02-05

DrM. NJ FENNER, Fredonia, N. Y.
ave have sold many dozens of your St. Vitus Dane
Specific and every has been cured by it, prove
e blessing here" ALLEN-CLARK DRUG co
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1902-02-28
LITTLE FALLS,

Eastern capitalists connected with the
Westinghouse Electric Company lately
bought the splendid Water Power at Little
Falls, Mimi, and are now arranging to build
1usolley ZINES es,sr and W EST 70 tapTne s,dJoIn
ing country. The balance of the water pow
err transformed into electricity, will be
utilized for large mills and factories in Lit
tie Falls. and for some time to come the
eyes of the whole country will be turned
towards this city because Of the nature and
g0stne$s of these Improvements.
We OWE the best business property in the
heart of the city, and residence lots near the
mills and factories or depot and business dis
trict, farm lands in 40, 80 and 160-acre pieces,
near the new trolley lines, and ~, 5 and 10
acre garden tracts inside and adjoining the
city limits. This Mnplatted property will
shortly be reached by the city street car sys-
tenn, and could at any time with profit be
sub-divided into city lots and blocks.
More money will be made in Little Falls
real estate during the next years than in any
other conservative and legitimate specula-
ton. We acquired our holdings for little
money years ago, before the Water Power
was improved, and bSfore the paper mill,
flour mills and factories were built end when
the Wey erhauser syndicate had not yet To-
Gated here, at q time when tho recent devel-
opments above referred to could not possibly
be foreseen, and for this reason we can well
afford to give othersa chance. You can como
in on the ground floor By at once addressing
A. e. johnson Co., 10, II and IA Washington
Ave. s., Minneapolis, Mimi, or HENMING
Little Falls hiinn.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1902-02-28

Z
"A wonderful feat In penmansh!p
has been performed by VIM. j. Glenn
Of Atlanta, Ga. He wrote 1907 Leg
IDLE words on postal card, and spent
seventy hours in the task. The record
before this feat was $500 words. The
writing was in ink, and no lines
crossed each other.
An American traveller visited the
Niagara skating rink, in London, not
long ago. He watched the perform
ance for some time, and then he turn
ed to his companion and host.
'Wa'al," he said. rye seen our Mag
ara, and now I've seen yours. Our
show is very fine and imposing, but l
guess your falls are more amusing"
Robert Douglas, a colored man. of
Paris, Texas, has an oyster bed in
his well. Two years ago he brought
home an oyster which was covered
with little oyster shells, and one of
his children threw it into the well.
Now the bottom of the we'll is an
oyster bed, and often the we'll bucket
is found covered with young oysters.
The president Of the Board of Chill
dren's Guardians in Terre Haute Ind,
Judge Davis, has granted to Chicago
hypnotist permission to hypnotic
some of the children of the Home of
the Friendless, with the hope of eff
fecting their reform through the med
ium of suggestion. The first children
to be operated on will be those of de-
PRAYED and vicious parents.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1902-02-28
Another Man Altogether.

Valley, Mo-, Feb. 24th.-There is a
man in this town who has undergone
a most remarkable physical change in
the last few months.
His name is Perry Nelson and those
who knew him but short time ago
are amazed at his present condition.
He had not been feeling well for
some time and suspecting that the
trouble came from his kidneys, which
he knew were not any too strong, he
determined to try kidney medicine.
Dodds Kidney Pills were highly
recommended and Mr.. Nelson began
a treatment Of them. He was reward
ed by complete restoration to vigor-
GUS good health. He says:
Il used six boxes of Dodd's Kidney
Pills and they have helped me great
deal. feel like another man and can
recommend Dodds Kidney Pills very
highly"
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1902-02-28
CAPITOL BUILDING, SALEM, OREGON.
Letter From the Executive Office Of Oregon.

Pe-ru-na is known from the Atlantic to
the Pacific. Letters of congratulation and
commendation testifying to the merits of
Fortuna as a catarrh remedy are pouring
in from every State in the Union. DR..
Hartman is receiving hundreds of letters
daily All classes write these letters, from
the highest to the lowest.
The outdoor laborer, the indoor artisan,
the clerk, the editor, tho statesman, the
preacher-all agree that Pe-ru-na is the
catarrh remedy of the age. The stage and
rostrum, recognizing catarrh rs their great
est enemy, are especially enthusiastic in
their praise and testimony.
Amy man who wishes perfect health must
be entirely free from catarrh. Catarrh is
wellnigh universal; almost omnipresent:
Pe-ru-na is the only absolute safeguard
Known. A cold is the beginning of catarrh.
TO prevent colds, to cure colds, Is to cheat
catarrh out of it's victims Pe-ru-na not
only cures catarrh, but prevents. Every
household should be supplied with this great
remedy for coughs, colds and so forth.
The Governor of Oregon is an ardent
admirer Of Pe-ru-na, He keeps it continu-
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1902-02-28
MISS VIRGINIA. GRANEs.

MISS VIRGINIA CRANES,
President of Nurses Association Watertown,N.Y
most distressing cases of Inflammation
and liberation of the ovaries and womb.
have known that doctors used Lydia
e. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound when everything else failed
with their patients. I have advised nv
patients and friends to use it and have
yet to hear of it's first failure to cure.
Four years ago had falling of the
womb from straining in lifting heavy
patient, and knowing of the value Of
your Compound began to use it at
once, and in six weeks was we'll once
more, and have had no trouble since.
I am most pleased to have had an oppor-
tunity to say few words in praise of
your Vegetable Compound, and shall
take every occasion to recommend it. -
MISS VIRGINIA GRANEs.-s5oco forfeit II
o5oue testimonial is not genuine.
Lydia e. Pinl1ham's Vegetable
Compound has stood the test of
time, and has cured thousands.
Mrs. Pinkha1n advises sick wo-
men free. Address, Lynn, Mass.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1902-02-28

trica Where They Will Locate.
Messrs. J. E. Blum and J. Crumper
of Manchester, Washtenaw County.
Michigan, paid visit to Alberta last
summer and saw there Mr. Shantz,
one of the good old Pennsylvania
stock, who had come recently-some
seven years ago-from Ontario with
S24 in his pocket. He has certainly
prospered, as he now has over seventy
head of cattle, has a good loghouse
framed over; also a good barn, and in
all respects looks thrifty and we'll
to-do farmer. He had some good
crops of oats and barley. After spend
ing some days in Calgary and Ed
monitor they returned to Regina, AS
siniboia, and looked around the coun-
try north to Lumsden and Balgonie,
where the crops appeared very prom
Using and heavy; continuing up the
Regina and Long Lake road they came
to Saskatoon on the crossing of the
South Saskatchewan River. OF thiy
district they say:
1.-The country here pleased us better
than any we have seen. We drove out
eighteen miles in a northwesterly di-
rection through the Smith settlement.
This is wonderful district; the
growth was splendid; all kinds of
grains and roots were perfection. The
older settlers had good buildings of
all kinds and looked very prosperous;
in fact, we came to the conclusion that
we had found what we were looking
for, good country. While the nature
of the soil changes and is in some
parts light, in others stony, and again
heavy, generally speaking it leaves
nothing to be desired. Hay and water
are also in abundance and wood can
be found along the river slopes and
islands. We have decided to locate
there and shall certainly advise our
friends to do likewise. We also trust
that this report may have the effect Of
drawing the attention of land seekers
to this district, and can honestly ad-
wise all such to locate there They
will find good thing. AS farmers
ourselves, from a good district in
Michigan, we have come to the con-
clusion that, properly farmed, western
Ca2s2s w-i}} gco%- a21zost a1s-tkiag."
Ask for information from any agent
of the Canadian government.
AS people lose innocence they find
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1902-02-28

In Winter Use Aliens Eoot-IIasc,
a powder. Your feet feel uncomfortable.
nervous. and often cold and damp. II
you have Chilblains, sweating, sore feet
or tight shoes, try Aliens Foot-Ease.
Sold by all druggists and shoe stores.
25c. Sample sent FREE. Address
Allen S. Olmsted, LIE Roy, N. Y.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1902-02-28
ally in the house In q recent letter to DIS.
Hartman he says:

aliy IN the mousse. IN recent teLLor 10 ~
Hartman he says:
STATE OF OREGON,
EXECUTIVE DEPARTMENT.,
SALEM, May. 8, 1893.
The Pe-ru-na Medicine Co, Columbus, Oh
Dear Sirs-I have had occasion to nse you'll
Pe-ru-na medicine In my family for colds ana
it proved to be an excellent remedy. Ihnvo
not had occasion to use it for other ailnaenta3
Yours very truly, w. M. LORD |
1t will be noticed that the Governor says
he has not had occasion to use Pe-ru-nn foE
other ailments. The reason for tn Is is, moss
other ailments begin with cold. Using
Pe-ru-na to promptly cure colds, he protecf1
Instantly against other ailments Ehis Is c7pf
actly what every other family in tho Unite4
States should do. Keep Pe-ru-na In tbs
house. Use it for coughs, colds, Ia grippe,
and other climatic affections Of winter, and
there will be no other ailment In the hous1k
Such families should provide theuasefveo
with q copy of DR.. Hartmans free book,
entitled ''Winter Catarrh." Address Dz>
Hartman, Columbus, OHIO.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1902-02-28

A man is not necessarily idle Be:
cause he is not effectively perform.
ing labor.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1902-02-28
STATE OF OHIO. CITY OF ,r,oTEno

LUCAS COUNTY tSs.
FRANK ). Cheney makes oath that he IS the
senior partner OF the firm of f. j. Cheney & Co,
uoihg business IN the City of Toledo. County
and State aforesaid and that said firm will nn y
the sum Of ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS for
each ana every case Of Catarrh that cannot be
cured by the use of Hairs Catarrh Cure.
FRANK j. CHENEY.
sworn to before me and subscribed in INV
presence, this 9Th day of December, A. d. 1856
tSEAL1 a. w. GLEASON;
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally and
ACTS directly on the blood and mucous surfaces
or the system. Send for testimonials free
+. j. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, q
Sold by Druggists 75c.
Halls Family Pills are the best.
Life is too short to retOrt in kind
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1902-02-28

One way for a girl to dampen a
young mans ardor is to throw him
overheard.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1902-02-28

to Virginia, North and South Carolina.
Good farm and stock lands cheap. Nor tor
nadoes or heavy winters. For pamphlets
and excursion rates address W. E. Conklyn,
n: W. P. Agt. G. & Q. Ry., 234 Clark St.,
Chicago.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1902-02-28

It's the hardest thing in the world
to understand why other people are
not satisfied.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1902-02-28

The man isn't necessarily crank
who believes that one good turn de
serves another
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1902-02-28

The inventor is a genius who dis
covers lot Of things that are al
ready patented.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1902-02-28

There is nothing on earth to be
compared with a virtuous and lovely
WOman.-Arabian.