New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1902-11-10
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India is society mecca this season with English
people. and dresses for the Viceroys Durbar and
the Indian season are coming to assume as promi-
nent place in the wardrobe OF the smart Lon
doner gowns for the Riviera The larger half OF
Ugh society seems to be going Indaward II is said.
shoppng0if EnglishWomen may ever be said 10
shop-before leaving for the Orient
The Alexandra Club. the only exclusively wom-
ems club IN ireland. is in a dourishing condition.
A third house Will shortly be added to the two al
ready occupied. the membership having, so in
needed.
Women have their clubs to-day-and fine pala-
tial buildings, too some Of them-with billiard
rooms and cardrooms and cosey smoking rooms.
just the in the case OF real grown-up
men, says The King" How the pendulum has
swung since the days OF Jane Austen! Painting
has gone out with the crinoIine. and very soon
even the mouse may cease to be object OF ter
ror. But il win take generation or two before
woman can become a real clubable animal At
present their MANSIONS in Dover-st are still only
tearooms on promotion and lack the air OF solid.
transformations comfort that is the chief OF
they dress for the park-and herein hes the dis
tnctiOn''
MY landlady has done 70 convert me 20
child study and mothers clubs than all the Itera-
ture and lectures put together" remarked a bust
ness woman the other day. ''The absolute selfish
ness the weakness cruelty. caprice. coarseness
and dishonesty which form her only system Of dis
cipline for her little girl of four offer foil for
the loving, firm, wise comradeship which repre-
sents the ideal OF relationship between mother and
child IF you eat any more chocolate before break
fast pity you" raves Mrs. H. and Mary con-
cIudes take her risk and bites of another piece
Ten to her mother is so busy frying potatoes
she does not notice but perhaps she does. in which
case she will take astout stick from behind the
stove. pursue the fleeing Mary around the fiat
fish her out from under a bed and finally incar-
cerate her. weeping, biting and kicking in the bath
room. Let me out. you" shrieks the child How
door again will smash your facet! shorts the
"Tf you open that icebox door again. I'll kill
you" snaps Mrs Ii. at II O'Clock. At l o'clock
why don't you 20 to the icebox and take some
thing II you are hungry. and not come bothering
meg Sometimes Mary, who has been eating choco-
late and pears and lemonade and milk and candy
and bread and jam all the morning under her
mothers complacent nose IS so lnconslderate as 10
get sick. Then You pig, you; don't you know bet
ter than eat everything you see? 1t serves you
| hope you'll be sick tonight you won't be
able 10 open your mouth. Mind, II you disturb me
the house You pig' you"
Oh poor Mother Goose, Here IS La Touche Han
cock rising in the November Success" to remark
that the woman who wrote under that pen name
had a mind teeming with dishonesty cruelty, vui-
garity, murder and most kinds OF villany. Mr..
Hancock asserts that ban should be put upon
Mother Goose In the home her rhymes terrify
and incite to theft incendiarism, highway robbery
poaching religious persecution and. nearly all the
other Christian virtues He thinks BABY BUNTING
longegs and some of the others are not mt com
have generally upheld Mother Goose. on the ground
that she feeds natural want OF the child mind,
child for Mother Goose is only one more proof OF
the natural depravtty of the race
DIR Klein Is an expert on the government medical
board. After Investigating pies on behalf of the
government. he reports: "All contained the spores
of anacrobc non-pathogenc bacillus baIyricus. the
snores Of bacillus nesentericus vulgatus, and
Gle novlococcus aIbus of At least two different
kinds" How shocking. slaphylococcus albus in
particular sounds viruent and strs one TO gratitude
for perils survived Supposing Dr. klein's scalpel
and microscope TO have dealt thus far with the
,roner species of pie only-apple and custard for
INSTRUMENTATION falters on the brink OF what
he might have unearthed had he explored the more
complex and reconcile varieties. such as lemon
| rneringue and mince. Mince pie! For generations
! that has been a name to conjure with Irving was
| moved 10 describe in admiring accents an English
| r,tnc. ME TO which he was introduced sixty odd
years ago. while did not dear dat old sir KSgeT DC
pes to his tenantry along with great coats for the
men sn or n@p beeapse il Slipped his mind for mnce
pies as familiar amt To ei pe a Is FOOD for en a6d
epgels n warns the cookies OF the heart none the
less p2tsy Sopulary like that Of certain theolog-
/ Pei dogma may be due to this very element OF
lcst IN its Composition At all events. some
/ bosJv should give Or. Klein Thanksgiving mnce
| fter THANKSGIVING. II dlsenchantment is 70
@ mans lot for PHYS sake. let Il come after rather
Than before the grand old Pilgrim festival OF
| church and state
TWO young Northern women who went to North
| Carolina in search Of health have remained, To
| - ,,atermelons" says THE Designer" They
uere practically at the end Of their carefully hus-
| hanaed resources when. hearing that watermelons
,-ara Scarce and poor in the neighborhood OF VIII
stn.,ton where they were. they bought hVe hundred
'i,.'s ma seeded them down 10 melons. That was
a i -. ago Now a summer home Bar Har-
~ :, bouse in Boston and country cottage neaI
! ne melon fields stand as monuments 10 their
| success.
RECEPTION TO Mss WEIGH
Airs \ F. Hulbert. Of Nc $50 West Eighty-sec.
-+'' .-s,. r-.s.enron afternoon IN