The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1902-02-13
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: EXAMINATIONS.
It takes a smooth cook to serve q
course dinner.
A sheriff is not sailor if he is on
the high seize.
Has anyone suggested putting a vac
cination clause in the tax code?
Prince Henry's Appearance in Mil
waukee will be the occasion for big
time.
This time it is box comb and it
will not be knocked out in the first
round. ~ .r
1t looks as if the fee system in many
OF the public offices would have to go.
The idea is very feasible one.
| Last year we only sold Greenland
and Iceland $3.50 worth of goods,
This was rather a chilly reception, but
WnaL could you expect?
Kubelik, the little wizard of the vio-
lin took in $4,000 at four entertain
ments at Chicago recently. He is de-
clared to be ''string fend.'
st. Louis has Doodle scandal on it's
| hands, and this right in advance of the
worlds fair in that city. But then
there is nothing like being sensational.
| An Indiana barber is dying from the
effects of having inhaled too much hair
which lodged on his lungs. Perhaps
he took his famous hair tonic inter-
nally.
| The United States Steel corporation
is expected to earn about $4,000, 900
the coming year. This will be neces-
sary if young Mr.. Schwab is to make
another European tour.
The Minnesota legislature is now in
extra session. There is no extra pay
for the members, however, just the
same old V daily and good every ten
days at the Block counter.
The OleOmargarine bills should
either be put on cold storage before
Messrs Tawney and McCleary get in
such heated debate over them that
the ole and butter will run into grease.
Anoka county has made over $4,000
on it's poor farm during the past two
years. That's big profit to make on
a poor farm. Jim Eye will of course
use this little item in his next real
estate circular.
Coal is cheaper in China than any
where in the world. Yes, but wait
until the deal is fixed up here at home
and then our coal barons will make a
combine in China that will make the
Chinaman turn green.
The New Jersey legislature will ap-
propriate $4,000 as fund to be used
in killing off mosquitoes in that state.
The mosquitoes will get back at the
law makers by introducing their bills
in both branches of the legislature.
A Minneapolis man has sued the
Street Railway company for $4,000 be-
cause he was ordered to leave the car
after he had rendered the conductor a
smooth ten-cent piece and said it was
all the money he had. The man had
his face with him but the coin did not.
Owing to the fact that one of the jur-
ors in the Tanke murder trial at St.
Peter went crazy the case will be tried
oyer in Sibley county. The juror who
went onto the siding must have been
reading some of Vans sayings in the
st. Peter Journal. A tanke Siblev
county will not like the, change a little
bit.
| A very learned Chicago professor is
authority for the statement that mod
crate quantities of alcohol are good for
the stomach. Then a very learned pro-
lessor from the same city says that a
good many of the bible stories are moth
ing but myths, and he says there is no
such thing as resurrection. We do
not think there is or ever will be for
Chicago.
An Omaha judge has established a
new definition for drunkenness which
is "a condition produced by drinking
vinous, malt or spirituous liquors
which is manifest in any deviation
from ordinary carriage or conduct. .
A Minneapolis court officer says that
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