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Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1902-12-16
Gbre, peiit Gbre aebIbrt.

@6brenb fiirSlih cine 9roBe Slus
aobl aus 6raufreid pertriebener fo-
tboiiiher SrbeuSfrouen ouf einenl
2onooner 8ubnbofe ibren 3iIg err
marteten, creignete es lid boB &6nia
@bunrb porbei poiiirte. o@aS limo
boS fiir 6rauen?" ertlnoigte er lidJ
uno ais ibm mitgetbeilt muroe, es
ieieH oerbannte frans6iiide Nomen.
erpioerte Der &0nig 5u ieiner BE.
Qleituma: Y9eI6aiien Sic auf meine
Soften eiueu GrtroSug fir oieie
Shpeitern, un0 beioroern sic ole,
ielben nad ireeno einem gepiiri9'
ten Guufte meineS &0nigreifeS.
Seben Sic su, Dab fie ltngeitort blei,
ben. 60 LANCE i6 England regiere.
miro feline 0erielben belGitigt Der.
ben" g9uS ioQ man BON einer.
proteitontiiden 96nig iagen, Der 10
ebeI banbelt ~gegeniiber aus einem
fathoIiiden 2ano perbannter
SroensfraueH2! a6nig Gbuarb
biirfte Sc noble $anoIungspeile
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1902-12-16
Oct Mrtaona slider

idreibt in ieiner ncllelten drummer:
Sic beriihtigite Sere Mpthcr
Gbbn Die iib Die bobe Brieiterin Der
Ghriitian Science nennt, bat ibren
Siillaern angeratben, iid) ~Dorlaiifie
uiht mebr nit Der Scilung anitedeu'
Der &ronfbeiten 5u beiaiien. 0ieie
Singer iinb nadgeraOe redt 5abl.
reid eemorben utO eiuSelne iinb 10.
aor bis nod @riSuna gefommeii.
9urh Sanbauileoen nub @ebet
aaben lie Dor, ode m6glihen 3ranf'
bciten beilen 81 fOnueu.
@abrideinli6 lit eS ibnen bamit
aber nuoerndrts ebenio gegungeL
nie bier i'm @ipeaoam @nldJ. Der
olte Sim grennan lies fiirSlib 10
einen @eiunobeter 81 iid fommen.
INN bon ieinem Stodidmipfen gebeilt
an meroeu. Stuot Dob Elm curirt
murbe, friegte Der @eiunobeter oelt
Stodifmupfen audi uno bat i'm
bellte nod, obiuobl ieine idmmtliheu
Golleaen uno Goleainnen nadl
Noten bic Sanbe onigeie9t nnb babel
aeiunsen uno gebetet bober, Die
tonseube 9erpiibe. Gin onocrer
8%eiunbbeter lpeibliben @eihled,.
ties IT peri6leppte iogar oas Shar.
ladIiieber, Dob er curireu ioqte, iiber
Ole babe Staot. @ir baben natiir.
lih ais Sberiii uno 9iirgermeilter
PROMPT unb nit Der gepobnten
Gneraie uuiere Sduloigfeit gethan
uno ieitoem bliibt Den AnbGngern
Der Mrs. Gbbp IN @ipeaoam @ult
fem Safer mebr. Die 9eb6roen im
Siten ioaten oaS perriifte 2liber
mitiammt ibreu SIneern nnh
Siinaerinnen einioh einloden, bis
ihnen Der slbertuiB per9ebt."
Ser Heoaftellr Der columbus
grpreB" erftdrt, nenn CT niht
3eitunasihreiber mdre. m0tte err
Celinipcttor iein. lie Ginnubmen
beS SnipeftorS Barb pom Sbip'er
9~orooiitritt betrugen udmIid i'm
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1902-12-16

bieQeiGt mehr niiBcn. oIa cine &C.
mpnncnc Sdllott beln mGd)tigcr
nis oae ir0ilhc Mad)t miro lid Das
@ebet Der reinen 9rdittc Gbriiti fiir
ibren foniqlidct @obltDdter eripei-
len, % oi,d) bette nod) cine gottlid)e
Goriehutg entlfcioet iiber Die @es
idide Der Gin5eInen, mie gat3er
8Glter.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1902-12-16

itantliden @eieBen Die groBen fit.
lidcIt uno ~ioSiolen llebel unierer
,}cit beilen 81 fonlerl. Gs lit nidt
81 lcltallen, Dob in amerifa pieIs
ilbcrcilte uub beimlide @ben Dor,
fpinmen, aber fem geritGnoiger ptr6
IN oenielbcn eiren Salrptgruno fir
Die anbireihen Gbcibeif- lngen finben
i%pelleil. 1te S~auptgritytoe Der @be.
l%d)etOuH9en lieaen bel tieier.
Ger erite @run0 lit DER WanaeI
an Religion lnb Eugeno. Die Gbe
MIRO ia BON Den Groteitanten nift
mr. Elm S%aframent unb nidt fir un.
Gtflpslih gebalten. Sic lit alio fir
lie ltur Elm Gontraft, uno ieoer Con.
tratt tam oufgeloit iperoen, iobalb
man e,ren b~inreidcnoen 8rltno oo,l
ttnSet. llniere Heaierurg fonn
nldlt. uno iuil niht, Die gbeideibltu.
aea %ubid)afien. Sic miiniht Die.
ielhen bios an perminocrn, oomit Die
8e1elliflaft iib nift in ser ,freien
Stebe" auil6ie. Aber nit ipelhem
Eeft fam lie oieielben erI6peren,
nenn Die Gbeleute Elm Meft sllr Che.
ld1eioun9 babeu2
Sn Dem WangeI an Telioior
fornmt nod Der Monael an Siraeno.
heiip. on alien Grgenoen, benn es
albt feinc Moral, feline Tuaeno, obne
Eeliaion. Sbne SueenSen aber,
oorilialid obne 9emutb, 8eoulo.
aeit'dbeit, o~pferipiaige 2iebe, lit
cine oalerbafte @be unmoeIih. $50
loll ulrlcre glartbensarme sSsuaeno
oieie 1ngenoen lernen? @eniB
niht III Der Eublifitule. 2eioer
ermarten piele @ltern, uno ioaar Die
offentiife Meinune, baB Die Bublif.
ld1ule Der Sugeno aGe notbpenoigen
Suaenoen lebren iperoe. Die arert.
aenloie Soifart nmb @itelfeit. Die
friibaeittgen 2iebid,aften, oie Ser.
atlilaungsiuht, Die @enubiu1t un0
ole Siebesbeiratben, Die i'm Grunoe
nir Observation-Disclosures Iino. uuo
Die ln5uht Dor unb nod Ger Seirath,
oas lino ole Saupturiaten Der pieIen
Gbeibeiounsen.
Die Che lit sr alien 8eiten, ieIbit
BET Setoen als elm reIiaioieS Snititut
betrahtet, uno nit relieioIen Seier-
lld,feiten umeeben tpotoen. 9ieies
aniehen hot uniere Neeieruna ber
Che aeraiibt, inoem lie Die GioiIebe
einaeiiibrt, Die gbeiaten in ibren
Vereih ge5oeen nno eisenmddtig
Gbeid)eiOungen gepdbrt bat. ga.
nit ipar Die @be benz firfIihen Gin.
tluB ent5ogeu uno gu elmer weItIiten
Nnaelegenbeit gemaht poroen; un6
ul11er BOLT perlor Die Sbeu unb Die
Sdam Dor gbebriifen unb @beitei-
Dinaen. 1age9en fam fem aufge-
bot bel ausri6ten, audi penn es
Wonate lang Der Seiratb poraus-
aehen iollte. Wir ieben ia gbeitei-
ounaen iotpobl IN SdGeu, no Die
Seiratb nod Sabre larger 2iebitaft,
ais 400 lie noh Der eriten 8eeegnung
itattfono. Die SauptgrInbe oer
ebeiteioungen iino unb bleiben
ManGel on felieion unb Sngenb;
unO o%eraebeus iuft Die liberale
Sreiie oieie @abrbeit al peritpei-
aeu ,no anbere Seilmittel segen baS
llebel anSugeben. Seine S~taatsae-
Iebe fOnnen Heligion uno Eueen6
eriesen, rno uniere 8ubIifihulen
tonnen oieielben nibt Iebren, man
mag lie perpoafommnen 10 niel man
mill.
8eaen Die Gbeideibuneen gibt es
mir elm Wittei, n1mlib: Der CLAUDE
OH Die llnaufloslitfeit Der Che, unb
oieier @laube finoet ii1 nur in Der
fatbolii6en Stride. -
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1902-12-16

Sm Chicago iino nieoer cine N1.
sobl Wenid)enlcber III eillem Sotei-
hruHoe perlorcu 9egol9en. 2orolts
iii nm uiht Der S6luB Su 5Icben.
haB man in henielben, neben orlDcren
9inacu, altd Den 600 fiubcn tarm.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1902-12-16
Gincn erniten aatbulifcu crfcunt

man bGran, oaB er trclI unO entld)lcs
Den 3ur tut6olt den Sdule
bolt, 6aB err fotboliide Sd)riften 5li-
nal 3eituugen I'M Sauie bat, mo
buB er Elm entidiebener @egncr aller
glrten uno Sormen gebeimer@ Sc.
ielIihaitcn lit.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1902-12-16
Nn uuiere agcutcn.

@ir criud)cn HERMIT aae Sofal
gacutcn unicrcs Siattcs, clnt9'
Sane pur benz 1. Sannar ctrer
nOanGnbigcn ScridJt init Den erbaite
ucu Weloeru ciusuicnScu, Sa mir mt
ocm Sabrcsi@lnR Saranf bclteber
miiiicn, alle Jied)nungcn abSn
idlickcn.
Ndtnu9sppa
Sorens Wonncr,
@eifGftsfibrcr.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1902-12-16
@cun icmals Der 0ebanfe al cine

tathuIii6e ober cine hriltlIhc
&ortci in Nfmerifo iif Der @irtlid'
felt ni6eru iol, bonn mus 5uerlt Od&
golf IN mirtbidnftliden Sra9cn Die
hriitIi6cn @rlmOiGbe teuuen
Icrncyr. 9ieieS ober lit elmer Der
&ouptSuede beS &offSnereiua
+ iir u inertia. SeBt gud init
bemielbeu in 8erfehr. SeIlen Gen.
trail, @rreolt lit All GbcItutt Strabe,
Nilumnfee, S4iS. Shreibt nm Sir.
tuIare ii6er Den 8olfspercin.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1902-12-16
Scr Central = @crciu bat cine 2ii

Scr Central . @crcin bot cine Slltr
non @iihern neroiientli6t, melhe
paSu oiencn iollen, hoS tntbolil6e
Golf, 4ricIter W,b 2oicn, iIber Die
ip3idle Eroge m%ti5ufI0rcn. @ie
@ieIe haben iih bereits gepilroigt,
oieie @iiherliIte 81 b%enuben2
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1902-12-16

Gbritlidc Su5ialpulitif tit
cine @equerin Scr ltberGler
MISUNDERSTANDING un6 miro 0nS
iiGlerite @ollrpcrf geB2n Den lpadien.
Den So5iuli&nWS iein.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1902-12-16

Ginc Samilie lit nid)t crnitsfatbp-
lid, Il, ncnucn, lucnn Oas 0cbet uld)i
Ole Sous Ntnrpipb1re b%urd)oriugt.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1902-12-16
aatsoiiSmsr airdems&alsmoer.
Sim Is. Sabre Der Ge9ierung.

SIN Is. Sabre Der &ealerln9.
Gut. 3, 10.
e. 81. Te;. SbomoS. ZIP. SemiItctieS.
9R. 20. 3eno. Tcmetrius. Nloptar,
g. % @ictor;a. Ta8otert. Seroulns'
Yf, 81. @Oom II. GDu. Aoela.
g. %. Sell. GbrtItag. Nnalta'ta.
&. 26. Stepboil, Gr;mort. l3oltmlls'
S.27. SOBamueS, 81. MarimuS, y,
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1902-12-16

Seiratbsluitige ioaten iih es
merfeu, Oab BET Den beutigen Sleiid,-
preiien cine moOerne Samilie niht
mebr bon einem Gebalte bon $100
Der Wonat leben fam.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1902-12-16

Wie nare eS, man niiroe anitatt
Der peralteten SobeSitrafe IN 3ufunit
Die @erbrcder 5luinsen miteinanber
TuBball 81 ipielen. @s w1re
eine abidrefeuoe Strafe, mel6e niel.
leitt uniere @efangniiie leer balten
Diirbe.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1902-12-16

Serr Carnegie ioa periproben
baben INNER oas 9oppelte bon Iem
III geben, mas Serr Srid gibt.
@~abrideinlif miro Serr Srif iest
nit Nifts beainnen uno INNER oas
9oppeIte mebr aeben. 0ubei blet.
ben Die beioen Serren un0 oeren
@elb 5uiammen.
, 1902-03-06
MESSAGES ACROSS THE OCEAN.
Marconi's Dispatches Cover a Distance
of Over 1000 Miles.

New York, March 3.-The most amaZ
ing triumph which wireless telegraphy
has yet achieved was told When the
steamer Philadelphia arrived with the
inventor MarcOni aboard, he having
maintained communication with the
Cornwall signal station throughout
nearly all of the 3,OO0-mile journey
from %Cherbourg to New York.
Captain a. X. Mills, master of the
Philadelphia, bears witness to the fact
that six messages We're received during
the first four days of the rum, these be
ing when the steamship was 800 miles
distant from Poldhu. the MarcOni sig
nal station, and ending when the YES.
sci was 2,O99 miles from that point
And h other officers of ship nttest
with their signatures the accuracy of
this statement.
Mr.. Marconi took these precautions
hat the skeptical might he convinced.
The young inventor Is very proud of
the tape bearing the s signal. which
was received when 900 miles distant
from the station, and which Is signed
and certified by Captain Mills and
Chief officer Marsden.
The first Of the messages was receiv.
ed ut n distance of 80 miles on Febru.
AIRY 23d. The signal only was received
February 10Th, oven 2.O99 miles Of sea.
All the messages were one way-an
from the station to the ship. Mr.. Mar.
conf explained this by saying that
while the apparatus installed In the
Philadelphia admitted Of the receipt of
messages. II was not sufficiently power.
full to send them such II distance as the
more powerful Cornwall station ac-
Complished.
II believe" said Mr.. Mnrconl quietly.
that the distance at which II wireless
message may be sen depends only on
the power of the sending station. l
think 1t possible to scnd n message en-
tlrcly around the world
This time" said Mr.. Marconi. there
can be no error. Captain Mills and
Chief Officer Marsdcn signed each
message received. as witnesses. Elf.
teen hundred miles at sea regular mes.
sagcs We're received from the Cornwall
station and ticks We're recorded mt n
distance Of 1000 miles. II has been
said that my New Fnundland messages
were due to my Imagination and to at.
mospheric currents, 50 | requested the
captains signature tu bear me out,
81 am not going to establish any wire
less service between Cuba aud the Tn.
tied States. as has beer reported. nor
have | any Intention of establishing II
line across the English channel"
Lincoln Birthplace Sold for Taxes.
lIodgCnvillc. Ky. March 3-Thc
birthplace of Abraham Lincoln near
lIndgunvillc. Is advertised ut shorim's |
sale for taxes. The place once prom
istd Ia became n property upon which
the = vrrnment would spend thousands
Of dcllars, hit it was bought by n com.
of eastern capitalists with the in |
Of making 1t u public park.
This scheme fCll through when the cab. |
IN IN v-h'ch Iincnlu was hprn WIS chr
rlch ~ Central pax In New York city.
The ulrc" has been uncarcd for and
In gradually gone down until It's value
Is not more than enough to meet the
on II. !
, 1902-03-06
LITTLE JOKES.

Waiter, take back this sSlk. I
can't eat it." Sorry, sir, | can't taxi
1t back now: you've bent it."-An-
swers.
Cholly-I shot a fine deer while in
Maine, I'll tell you how it happened.
Ethel-oh, | can guess. You didn't
know the gun was loaded.
She-Are you as good a judge of
horses as o are of-wives? The
Widower-Well, l can't say | am. Iye
only lost one fortune through horses
Life.
They differ as to religion" why,
! didn't suppose that either Of them
cared a rap about religion We'll,
they didn't, until they found out that
they differed as TO it!'-Ii:a.
Mrs. Jenkyns-I see Mrs. Hoetong 1,
going to have King Lear At her next
private thedtricals. Mrs. Newrich
Curious with envy)-Is she? The af-
tected thing! Do you know, don't be-
lleVe he's a real king at all.-London
Tit-Bits.
Harold-Well, Percy. did you find
gasoline a good remedy for chapped
hands? Percy-Splendid! Not only
1d 1t cure the chapness, but everyone
IN the ballroom detected the smell and
thought owned an automobile.-Chi.
cage News.
A Scotch lawyer was well reproyed
when, seated by a lady fully aware of
her plain looks, having bowed to
his hostess in giving the toast, Hon.
est men and bonnie lasses," she re-
Joined. raising her own glass. I'VE
may both drink that toast. since it RI.
iers to neither of us."-l ondon Tit
Bits.
Mrs Jones-Mrs. Robinson is the
greatest woman 10 stick to a fad I ever
saw. Mrs. Brown-Why. | never heard
anybody mention that before, Mrs.
1ohes-Cant help that. It's so, all the
same Just see how she has gone ON
numiring that husband Of hers these
twenty years and more Boston Tran
scriSt.
, 1902-03-06
HAD no MONKEY RANCH.
Swsde Had ,od Idea OF the Initial.
of the (onntrv.

swsdo Had G'od Idea OF the limitations
OF the Country.
A story told is illustrative of the
swedish dialect and the possibilities
thereof anent the recent visit here of
a clever travelling man who fooled the
members of the Board of Trade and
the representative of a newspaper so
completely that the reporter took him
to a photograph gallery and had his
picture taken for the paper, wrote a
column story about the advent on the
board of Senator Swanson of Mime
sofa, who had come here in the inter
est OF the anti-option bill.
Mr.. Keene's story was OF "A man who
was riding on his bicycle through a
thinly settled section of Minnesota.
something went wrong with his wheel
and he had TO dismount and trundle
IL along for several miles before he
am to a house. He FASTENED up and
raped at the front door. A tall. raw
boned Swede appeared,
Have you got a monkey wrench? p
asked he wheelman.
No" said the Swedc. "Ay not have
monkey ranch"
DO you know where | can find
one?"
vel, Ay don't know. Nels Nelson
seven, eight miles up de road. he got
cattle ranch: Ay got sheep ranch; Ay
TANK a man must be a dam fool to
nav monkey ranch en- dees country"
, 1902-03-06

A university professor, during his
summer holiday, has been travelling
about England asking every tramp
that he met why he didn't work. saws a
London exchange.
He interviewed 1000 Migrants. and
chasing them according to the various
reasons they gave fer not earning their
daily bread in an orthodox manner. we
get the following:
Six hundred and hfty-three said thew
were weililng to work, but could not
obtain any.
-Four hundred and fifty-fve could nor
give any reason that would hold wa
ter.
Three hundred and one thought that
no n ought to have to work and ~
some people were foolish enough to
do so-well, they intended living ON
those said people.
Four hundred and seven were nm
their way TO procure work at distant
towns, having letters in their posses.
sion promising them employment at
the said towns, and the remaining 1el
were waiting for relatives to die and
leave them their money,
me Germans of Chicago-1g0OOO i'm
hl-oulhumbe every other nationality.
eve the Americana H. - nnn 'f
, 1902-03-06
Cleaning Up coron.tIou

In view Of the coronation next vo,r
nj inc state coaches are being over
hauled ana put ia repair. as many of
them were in sadly dllapidated eondi-
ton through want of use. Lord Sails
bury and the Duke OF Portland both
possess beautiful state coaches. and 90
do the Duke of Norfolk. the Duke oI
Devonshire. the Duke OF Marlborough
and the Duke OF Buccleuch; while LORD
Londonderry and Lord Cadoran.s
are perhaps the best turned cut. Tho
various embassies also have splendid
eoaches.-LAdy's Magazine.
, 1902-03-06

At Plevna. Kan, a Joint" keeper cor
nered the Rev. w. II. Houston in the
postotfice II informed the reverend
gentleman that he must take a licking
on account of Il temperance sermon
which he had preached the day before.
a right responded the parson cheer
fully, and two minutes later the friends
Of the Joint" keeper were taking him
down 10 the butcher shop for the APP
plicatlon Of beefsteak TO n pair Of beau
;!cul black eyes.
, 1902-03-06

Woman s%uffragists in this country
are planning to issue a woman's post
age stamp to stick on their letters next
to the serene countenance OF George
Washington. II they do George will
stand for IL.
, 1902-03-06

The London Sun has sued Arthur
Balfour for SANDER because he said in
an interview with him appearing in
that paper was pure fabrication: Thus
the journalistic worm has turned at
last.
, 1902-03-06

General" Pearson's threatened bat
tie OF New Orleans. IL 1t ever takes
place, may be as spectacular but it will
hardly be as successful as the one
engineered by Did Hickory.
, 1902-03-06

Sparrows attacked a Maryland farm
er and he was seriously injured. For
this pleasant little tale the world prob
able is indebted to the man who kills
on the Delaware peach crop. he having
found time to take a run over INTO
Maryland.
, 1902-03-06

An Illinois parson wakened a man
who a beer asleep for thirty-six
hours; but it is only fair to state that
the reverend gentleman did not use a
sermon as the reviving agent.
, 1902-03-06

The statement by Gov. Taft that the
Filipino women are far superior to the
men will be made much of at the COM
ing convention of ~suffragists in Wash
ington.
, 1902-03-06

One reason why this country sue
ceeds better than some in Europe is
that 1t hunts down brigands and never
looks on idly while they exact ransom
for captives.
, 1902-03-06

The Chinese government has dis
missed the European professors from
the imperial university on the score
of economy. The money is needed for
elementary schools. If this be the
wisdom of Confucius, Confucius ought
to be enthroned among the prophets.
For the truth thus recognized is uni
versal n as applicable t. Chicago
as to Pekin.
, 1902-03-06

Fifty lawyers have offered to defend
the woman who let the Biddles out of
Jail. Few of them. however. will sue
coed in getting their names in the
papers.
, 1902-03-06

Mrs. Sonel's folly in helping the
Biddles to escape cannot be charged
up to her sex, for hundreds of Just
as silly men are writing notes to her
now.
, 1902-03-06

Thomas Brown was lynched at Mich
olasyille. Ky. n few days ago. The
c%orOner's jury found that Mr.. Brown
me death by strangulation at the
hands of parties unknown" Still there
are people Irreyerent enough to call the
function Of the coroner a costly and
ridiculous anachronism.
, 1902-03-06

LanccwOod is the strongest in the
world. Its tensile strength is 5000
pounds. That is TO say. n piece Of
lnnccwood an inch square will stand
that strain before breaking.
, 1902-03-06

Frank Gould built, at a cost of $780,
900, a kennel for the rearing of blood
ed pups, Helen Gould has taken the
kennel, cleansed it of the pups and
changed 1t into II cooking school. n
circumstance most gratifying and
showing a difference In Goulds.
, 1902-03-06
A Doctors Little Daughter
Cured Of Grip by Pe-ru-na.

DIR. II. Robbins, Physician and Sur.
geon of MusSogee, Indian Ter, writes:
81 have been a practicing physician
for a good many years and was always
slow to take hold of patent medicines,
but this winter my little girl and my
self were taken with the grip. was so
bad j was not able to sit up. 1 sent for
a doctor, but he did me no good.
Finally 1 sent and got a bottle of
Peruna and commenced to take it. 1
too two bottles and my cough was
gone and my lungs loosened up and my
head became clear. My little girl took
the same way.
"H looked as though she would Il.
she was SO sick. Igave her medjJrc.
but IL seemed 10 do her little good, so
4 sent and got n bottle of Pc
rnna and commenced 10 give IL to her.
IL was only a short time Until she was
getting along all right SO I give your
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, 1902-03-06

Safe blowers got $50, 900 in cash out
of the Lemon Bank at Acworth, Ga.
Add another squeezed lemon to the list.
, 1902-03-06

Has ANYBODY figured out how much
the melancholy Danes on our new
West Indian island possessions are go
ing to cost us?
, 1902-03-06

1t is not on record that King Edward
asked Mr.. Schwab If he was going to
have time to run over for the corona
ton.
, 1902-03-06

Egyptian soil is so fertile hi a
square mile of it can support 1928 per
sons If they don't all stand on the
same spot.
, 1902-03-06

Panama is again trembling in her
boots lest she be Obliged to down large
doses of Calling n Maxim syrup Of
the unsoothable brand.
, 1902-03-06

A Sioux indian has committed sui
eide for love. At last the Sioux seems
to have been reached by the broad
ening influence of civilization.
, 1902-03-06

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, 1902-03-06

Now the millers are talking of form
ing a national organization; of course
its object will be the reduction of the
price OF -four.
, 1902-03-06

Robert Mccarthy of Elkton. Md. was
1O5 years old the other day. He is a
pensioncr of the ciyil war. and attrib-
utes his hale old age TO the habit of
drinking whisky every day since 1918.
Robert probably draws another pension
from the whisky trust.
, 1902-03-06

With some people it is easier to die
for their country than to be polite to
their neighbors.
, 1902-03-06

Many an irritable man envies An
drew Carnegie's ability to throw a
whole library at the head of a ormen
tor.
, 1902-03-06

Tint Detroit captain of industry
whose specializing caused the failure OF
a savings bank Is angry at the news
papers, which he sadly explains, are
always meddling with other peoples
Affairs. What a pity!
, 1902-03-06

The good roads movement seems to
have got stuck in the mud or n snow
drift.
, 1902-03-06

Sousa has written a novel. Now it's
up To Ruddy Kipling to organize n
brass band.