The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-07-13

know id says so, for id stands so in
der Book. Wy, mein goodness gracious
aHIe, ven think me aboudt i'd 1 could
pe AFRAID to go alder der mail on Sun
uay. You bet id ISIS chalked down, und
ur 81. Peter could ask me, uf he geds
. cnance, yot vos bidding in der st.
Paul postoffice Chuly der 9Th, I could
prove an applepie meinselluf. I would
say DOT l vos not bidding anything,
und dot l could proof id by Hendy
Hadl1ch. Bud all uf der onder peoples
Vot break der Sabbath, how will dey
explanation demsellufs aboudt ged-
gedding der mail, aindt id? Wy shouldt
id be so? Now. dare ISIS Louie, for in
stance. Skitterday Afternoon he Won't
efen close up der store at / p. m.
sharp. Keebs all uf der help around
until 3 or p. M, und den he says to
der typewriter, Mamie, l guess bed
der as you come down to der store
aboudt leffen o'clock, will hat a few
dictationings for you" Poor Mamie
has chust planned for a Ieedle outing
tomorrow, bud now id is off for her.
She comes down to der Office Sunday
und Louie hands her a dozen or two
ledders Vich might chuSt as veil wait
until Monday morning. Louie has hat
some bad news in Won uf der ledderS
aboudt Won uf his gilt customers sui
Gliding himSelluf, und he goes home
und ticks his wife, ven she hat been
looking forward to a leedle steamboat
ride on der riffer. Vod ISIS der con-
sequences uf id all? Der poor ledder
carrier ISIS obliged to come to der Of
flce on Sunday morning, depriVing der
wife und babies uf leedle pleasure
on der only day in der week ven id ISIS
possible for him to tage dem oudt
somevare. He comes down to hand
oudt der mail to some sugger who i'm
achlneS he ISIS a bitZy man, und dot
der world would go to der twill or
some onder hot place in a minute uf
he dit nod ged his mail, und spoil der
day for his tripe writer artist. He
geds some bad news maybe, und den
he chenerally proceeds to hoist in a
| few drinks und goes home und IMAGES
! cdr day miserable for der mutter und
| der babies. Desc men vot machine
der world or their own bitzness cannot
ged along mitoudt dem should chust
| stop a minute-put their hand on der
! head und thing-thing aboudt some
| great men who hef suddenly died
! how long vos dey missed, und don't
| der world mofe chust der same? Und
| don't forged vot id stands in der Book
| uf Books aboudt der Sabbath day. Id
| ISIS tagging an awful long chance on
yourself besides maging a whole lot
| uf people directly und Indirectly con-
| cerned in der mail bitZnesS unhappy
| for der day. Cut id oudt, und obserf
| der old Spinach maxim, insofar as i'd
concerns Sunday, "Neffer do today vot
you can pud off until der tomorrow, "
und led der mail go to-Anoka or
| Mendoza ofer Sunday.
| Chust den Louie emerched from der
struckling mass uf humanity NIT a
| cubble uf circulars und der Anoka
| Union. He vos almost breathingless
und couldt barely say, "Laubenheim-
| ers!" On der way ofer he set to me
'Budweiser, you dit not ask for any
mail, no?"
"Nein,'' set, I am nod lige Henry
Cheorge."
Louie LOGGED ad me slowly in del
/ face, init susbiciousness dot 1 vos
passing him some dope.
| Finally he set, well, vot did Henry
Cheorge set aboudt id ?"
ooh. nix!" set. you hat seen del
sign we're he says 7 am for men, >
| 'Vell,' set Louie, suppose he ISIS fol-
/ men, ware do you come in, aindt id 2
] 7"Louie," I set, you are always Iige
4 a cows tail-behind. Now men in del
! 1naskuline chender means male. Der
i woman chender means female, und
set vos nod lige Henry Cheorge."
/ I Louie recofered from der trance into
] vich he hat fallen ven Laubenheimer
/ reached Offer der bar nit der beer mall
1 let"u set: Louie, didn't you forgot
| Something's. yes?' -Budweiser.
Per e. Weisenburger