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Rosebud County news. [volume] (Forsyth, Mont.) 1901-1906, 1902-10-16
BOILING 1T DOWN.
Valuable Lesson In the Gentle Are
of OmittinE,

1T was this way" was explaining
quite fresh and young appearing
gentleman to a much Older compantwl
as took a seat near them in the re-s-
taurant. II thought that it was cutie
clever short story. and as the pro
fessOr had asked me to read it to hsaa
for the purpose of criticism he listened
patiently for the thirty minutes that liz
took me to go through it.
Good for the first writing he said.
but you must learn the art of omittirsg
You have unnecessary sentences. Fiad
them. omit them and come and read liz
again.
II followed his advice. and the nexr
read it.
Better he said. TRY it again. for
there is more YOU can omit
Il didn't show the annoyance thai Il
felt, but did some more cutting and
condensing. Then | read it to him
again in fifteen minutes
"'That is nearer to the correct thing
he said, with an approving nod, hat
there is chance for little more prt,r-
ing
ut was with an effort that | res
strained myself, but knowing that lte
is an authority in literary matters for
the third time went to the slaughGeE"
of the innocents and returning the
next day. read it to him in ten minute.s.
THAT is something like he ex-
claimed. slapping me Oh the S5tHia-,
Another little emitting seance will lin
it,
""rhis is little too much { EI4-
swered as | seized my manuscript.
with a show of feeling. You had bet
ter tell me to emit every word CT Il,
"'That's it. my boy, that's IT, he re-
piled. 1T is too much. Gtnit TIE res1-
and you will never hear Il word Of ad-
verse criticism
"Ill be hanged if | didn't take Ills
advice again and throw the story i'm
the wastebasket. New York Herald,
Rosebud County news. [volume] (Forsyth, Mont.) 1901-1906, 1902-10-16
The HRRsin" of an ADUlc.

One end Of the apple bears the name
of basin and contains the remnants
OF the blossom sometimes called the
eye Of the fruit. This part of the apple
is deep in some varieties and shallow
and open in others. This is the weak
est point in the whole apple as colt
Germs the question of the keeping quail
ity of the fruit II the basin is shallow
and the canal to the core firmly closed,
there is much less likelihood of the
fruit decaying than when it is deep,
and the evident opening connects the
center of the fruit with the surface.
Rosebud County news. [volume] (Forsyth, Mont.) 1901-1906, 1902-10-16
LightninC's Affinity For Cnk.

Electricity in the clouds. like it's COM
panion lower down, loves to seek the
earth, the great reservoir of all cleo
tricity. and it finds the most available
way to do so. choosing always the best
conductor. conspicuous among which
are the much maligned lightning rod,
the high trees or the elevated steeple. 1t
has it's choice of trees as we'll as other
things and will leap over half an acre
of trees to find an oak, for which it APP
pears to have a special attraction, and
it will pass a high point to find build
ing that has metal about it.
Rosebud County news. [volume] (Forsyth, Mont.) 1901-1906, 1902-10-16
THE BEST DAY OF ALL,
rwG H~nsOns Why Sunday Always
Appeals to the Children.

rwe H"nsons Why Sunday Always
Appeals to the Children.
On weekday mornings father had
gone to work when you came down
stairs. but On Sunday mornings when
you awoke trife earlier, if anything
Father
Silence.
Father" little louder. ,sssIs
Then Z sleepy Yes
I'VE want to get up"
ut isn't time yet. You children SO to
Sleep"
You waited. Then
Father. is it time yet?'
NO. You children lie STILL"
So you and LiZbeth, wideawake,
whispered together, and then. to while
away the time while father slept. you
played Indian. which required two lit
tie yells from you to begin with (when
the Indian You arrived in your war
paint and two big Wells from Lizbeth
to end with (when the Paleface She
was being scalped).
Then father said it was no use :"
and mother took Il hand. You were
quiet after that, but it was yawny ly-
ing there with the sun so high. You
listened. Not Il sound came from ia
Their and mCther's room. You rose eau
tiOusly. you and l.izbcth. in your little
bare feet. You stole softly across the
floor. The door was Il crack open. SO
you peeked in. your face even With the
| knob and LiZbcths Just below. And
then at one and the same instant yo,l
both said Boo and grinned. and tho
harder you ssrinncd the harder father
tried not to laugh. which was Il sign
that You could scramble into bed with
him. you on one side and Lizbeth on
the other cuddling down close while
| mother went to see about breakfast.
II was yer" strange. but while it had
been so hard to browse in your own
bed the moment you We're in father $
you did not want to get up at all. In
deed, it was father who wanted to get
up first. and it was YOU who cried that
| it was not time.
Weekdays We're always best for most
! things. but for two reasons Sunday
was the best day of all. One reason
| was Sunday dinner. The other was ia
| ther.-Harper's Magazine.
Rosebud County news. [volume] (Forsyth, Mont.) 1901-1906, 1902-10-16
JAPANESE REGALIA.
Royal Emblems without Which the
Emperor Could Not Rule.

Royal EmbleHs without Which the
Emperor Could Not Rule.
The Japanese royal emblems consist
Of copper mirror. symbolic of knowl-
edge; steel sword. symbolizing cour
age. and agate jewels, representing
mercy The story Of their origin was
told thus by japanese official:
The sun goddess became angry with
the earth and withdrew into cave,
plunging everything into darkness.
The other deities could not induce her
to come out. SO began to make noise
as of great rejoicing. which aroused
the curiosity of the irate goddess. She
finally came to the mouth OF the cave
to learn the cause of the uprCar and
was told that they had found Il more
beautiful goddess than herself. The
ing to see her rival. and the crafty del
ties held the mirror before her. which
drove all her sulliiness away.
The sword was taken by Susenoo,
the brother Of the sun goddess, from
the tail oe an eight headed serpent
that had been annually deyourng 4
beautiful girl. Susenoo placed eight
great tubs of wine in his way and when
he was sleeping killed him and took
the sword as trophy
The sword is kept in an apartment
near the imperial bedchamber and
called the Room of the Sword. The
! jewels have also a room to themselves,
and the mirror is in charge of Il priest
ess. The regalia have the highest sig
nifcance in the eyes of the people, and
it is held that no emperor can possibly
rule without the three virtues which
they represent He must. moreover,
hold the actual tokens. and in the i'm
perial code it is enjoined that on the
death of the sovereign his heir must
take possession of them.
Rosebud County news. [volume] (Forsyth, Mont.) 1901-1906, 1902-10-16

The shah once asked Il group of court
iers whom they thought the greater
man-hmself or his father NJ firs-
he could get no reply to SO dangerous
a question. the answer to which mignr
cost the cour(iprS their beads At lass
willy old coultier said. Your father
sire. for. though you are equal to your
father in all otner resppc,S, in this he
is superior to y6u-that he had Il great
er son than any you have"
Rosebud County news. [volume] (Forsyth, Mont.) 1901-1906, 1902-10-16
Superstition That is Ancient.

In many parts of Great Britain the
superstition still survives that it is fol-
ly or madness to save a drowning man.
as he will sooner or later do an injury
to the rescuer. The superstition comes
it exist among the Sioux and other In
dams. who seem to have inherited it
from aboriginal sources The belief is
most prevalent in Cornwall and vari-
Gus parts of Scotland.
Rosebud County news. [volume] (Forsyth, Mont.) 1901-1906, 1902-10-16
Oldest Tree In the World.

The Rev. w. TuckweI in Tongues
and Trees and Sermons In Stones"
says: 1.-The oldest living tree in the
world is said to be the Soma cypress of
Lombardy. 1t was tree forty years
before the birth of Christ" But AL
phonse Karr in his voyage Autour de
Mon Jardin'' says of the baobab (Adan-
sonia digitata). 1T is asserted that
some exist in Senegal that are 5000
years Notes and Queries.
Rosebud County news. [volume] (Forsyth, Mont.) 1901-1906, 1902-10-16
No Longer Necessary,

DO you still rely on your burglar
alarm"
''Oh. no. We have baby now. you
know. and if any burglar can find a
time during the night when some one
isn't up with the baby he's welcome to
all he can get."-ChicagO Post.
Rosebud County news. [volume] (Forsyth, Mont.) 1901-1906, 1902-10-16
Different Lines.

She-Women haven't Il bit more curl.
osity than men, I'm certain
He-No. but it is manifested in diff
ferent lines. For instance. a woman
might own sewing machine without
finding out how it is made. but she
wouldn't have seamstress in the
house day without knowing all about
er.-Washington Times
Rosebud County news. [volume] (Forsyth, Mont.) 1901-1906, 1902-10-16

"The vessel is on tie rocks" shouted
the captain. thrusting his lead in the
ships saloon.
That's good news" remarked tifta.
idiOtic passenger who was taking his
first trip abroad. $50 long as we ara
on the rocks we can't sink Ohio
State Journal.
Rosebud County news. [volume] (Forsyth, Mont.) 1901-1906, 1902-10-16
Conservation of Energy.

what was your idea in having:
Bertha learn typewlitingT
well she was always drumming
with her fingers. and | thought sher
might as well do it to some purpose"
Chicago Tribune.
Rosebud County news. [volume] (Forsyth, Mont.) 1901-1906, 1902-10-16
Annoying DELAYS.

May--Oh. | hate these magazine Sc
rails!
Edith-Why?
May-You can never tell how the
story ends until it is tinished.-Town
and Country.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-10-03
she CRIED WHEN SHE PUT HER
CLOTHES ON,

This Is what Miss Jessie Stephen
son of 80 Harrington Road, Aberdeen,
says when writing to the Proprietors
of st. Jacobs Oil, the remedy which
cured her:
81 was very bad with rheumatism.
could not put my clothes on without
crying out. always had to have
assistance to dress myself. l OBJ
tanned a bottle of St. Jacobs OIL, and
after its contents were used was
much better. l used the contents OF
two more bottles, and now l am able
to do my work as usual. | would
recommend anyone troubled with
rheumatism to use st. Jacobs OIL
Miss Stephenson's present condi'
ton is a very great contrast to what
1t was before she used st. Jacobs OIL;
then she was practically helpless, SUI
fered the greatest agony-but now she
is free from pain, and able to do her
work. Surely such evidence as this
is most convincing that st. Jacobs
Oil "ConQuers Pain"
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-10-03
FOLLY AS 1T FLIES
JEsTs AND JieEs AT ANYTHING
AND EVERYTHING.
Mrs. Younghusband Sure Her Cook
ing Was Not to Blame-Was Anx'
ious to Assure the Bear It Was .
Case Of Mistaken Identity.
The Principle Applied.

1.-THE reason why l quit shaving"
said Rivers, was that l figured up
one day the amount of time 1t took.
l used to spend a little over fifteen
minutes every day of my life shay
ing myself. found that this used up
ten or twelve working days every
year, and decided l simply couldn't
afford the time"
WELL" responded Brooks, you
spend at least half an hour three
times a day eating your meals. That
makes ten and a half hours a week.
There are fifty-two weeks in a year.
Ten and half times fifty-two is
let me see-is GAG. Allowing eight
hours to a working day you spend
sixty-eight days or over two months,
every year at your meals. Why don't
you quit eating?"
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-10-03

Grand View, Iowa, Sept. 29th.-Mrs.
Lydia Parker of this place says:
81 was troubled with backache all
the time for years. When would
stoop over catch would take me in
the back and l could not straighten
UP for some time.
II tried everything | could think Of
but got no relief till sent and got
Dodd's Kidney Pills.
81 used one box and part of another
before the trouble all left me, but now
am well and strong and have not
been troubled with my back for some
months.
81 believe my cure is a permanent
one and am very grateful indeed. to
Dodd's Kidney Pills for what they
have done for me.
Il would most heartily recommend
them to anyone suffering with lame
back, for l believe they will cure any
case of this kind.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-10-03
Miniature Court in Paris.

The Due d'Orleans, not being able
to enter France and carry on the roy
alist propaganda himself. is doing 1t
by deputy The Duchesse d'Orleans
has been spending some time in Paris
and holding kind of diminutive court
at Hotel Continental. Populations of
various kinds were received, but the
Indifference with which the whole af-
fair was regarded proves how harm
less the move really was.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-10-03
Owes Life to ret monkey.

A Paris monkey named Albert mas
recently figured in the role OF Ike
saver. A fire broke out in its mis-
tress' house, and the monkey smelling
the smoke and becoming alarmed,
contrived to open window, climp
down a waterspout to the porters
lodge and give the alarm. The
porter thereupon forced his way
into the burning building and rescued
the lady of the house from Imminent
suffocation.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-10-03
Good Work or French Women.

A Prize of Virtue" has been con
ferred by the French Academy on
Mile. Bonnefois, who has devoted her
life to the education of the children
who live in booths ano caravans. She
goes the round of all the great fairs
and sets up her tent school among
the shows and circuses, doing an i'm
mense amount of good. She is very
popular among her rough clients,
young and old.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-10-03
A Colleue Yell.

Mr.. Brown-There goes that college
yell again. do wish those boys
would make their noise little far
Their away from this house.
Mrs. Brown-Why, John, what are
you talking about? That isn't col
lege yell. 1t is neighbor Jones dog.
The family have gone away and left
him alone in the house.
Mr.. Brown-Ah, indeed? But 1t
certainly sounds just like a college
yell.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-10-03
Why He Was Poor.

81 could have married either Whip
per or Snapper if I'd wanted to, and
both of those men whom I refused
have since got rich, while you are
still as poor as a church mouse"
He-"Of course. I've been support
ing you all these years. They have
not"
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-10-03
Snakes by the Pound.

"1'll take two pounds Of snake,
please" That is what one may hear
at certain shops in Klamath Falls, a
town in Oregon, where there is quite
an extensive industry in snakes. Chill
dren gather their aprons full of snakes
as they would of wild flowers. They.
are used for medicinal purposes. as a
superior quality of oil can be manufac-
tured from this variety.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-10-03
Overlooked the Book Agents.

"At least said his friend, seeking
TO soothe the melancholy of his de-
clining years, you have the consola-
ton of knowing that all the world
admires your great work."
20, does it," exclaimed the aged
photographer, with mirthless
laugh. who ever says good word
for a dictionary? Nobody ever men
lions it but to find some fault with
it."
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-10-03
aevenge! Revengel

HeVen0e! HeVeh0eI
But will have revenge!" exclaim-
ed the precocious young girl.
"How will you get it," asked her
chum.
DO you notice how she's grow
ing?"
YES"
She'll be tall and stately. will she
not?"
"Yes."
"Well, I'll start in now to fasten
the nickname Dot on her and then
what a burlesque she will seem to
bel"
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-10-03

ALTON RESUMES FAST 1T. LOUD
TRAIN SERVICE.
Passengers destined to st. Louis
and points east should 60 via the Kan.
sas City gateway, thereby securing
the advantage Of the Chicago & Altons
fast night train. leaving Kansas City
at 8 D. M, arriving In St. Louis at 7:0s
q. m. Chair cars free Of extra charge
Compartment sleeping cars. The Al
ton keeps their light a'shining JUS
ahead Of the rest. Write to L. d
Cooper, Travelling Passenger Agent
Chicago 4 Alton Railway, Kansas City,
Mo-. for lowest rateA
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-10-03
Not This Winter.

hrs. Billus was dissatisfied with
the new addition to the house.
"You said you were going to have
a crate put in this room, john" she
complained, land it isn't here. Can't
we afford it?"
"Yes," he said, 1--WE can afford the
crate easily enough, Maria, but what's
the use of putting it in? We can't
afford to use it,"
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-10-03
A Better Way.

The Dunn-"Call again." That's
what you always say.
The Debtor-It would be impolite
in me not to ask you to call again.
However, n II elspleases you perhaps
you'd better not call again.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-10-03
Couldn't Hit to Dent

II understand vol were at the prize
fignl last night. I'm surprised to hear
of your attending such disgraceful
affair.""
oportboy-"It was disgraceful, sure
enough. Why, neither one of those
dubs could hit hard enough to dent
butter"
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-10-03
Means of Support.

I'm opposed to your marrying that
youngster," said her father. Hell
never amount to anything. He's a
weak.kneed-"
ION, papa" the plump young wo-
man interrupted, "you really have no
idea how strong his knees are"
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-10-03
Economy in Morqan's Office.

In the New York Office of Pierpont
Morgan there is a junior clerk, tha
son of a millionaire, who when not
otherwise employed is engaged in
sficing the flaps off envelopes which
have been used. The backs are pre-
served in pads for scribbling paper.
res mail Of such house is enormous
and the saving effected in this way is
not inconsderable.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-10-03
His Brutal Wit.

"He has a good ear for music, don't
you Think" remarked the woman
with operate aspirations.
Il doubt it," returned her brutal
husband.
"Why?"
"He listened to you for thirty min
utes without making protest"
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-10-03

Don't you know that Defiance
Starch, besides being absolutely su-
,erior to any other, is put up 16
ounces in package and sells at same
price as 12-ounce packages Of other
Kinds?
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-10-03

So far as statisticians report, fault
Is found by women with poor gram
mar on every occasion except in a
marriage proposal.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-10-03
Call Auain.

Behold" whispered the angel OF
death in the ear of Mr.. Slopay. who
lay breathing feebly, there is q
debt that all nature must pay. l."
'Ah!" the sick man interrupted.
"call again on the 18th, won't your
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-10-03
What Was He?

Augustus (no longer the young)-
well, there's one comfort; they say
at forty man is either fool or a
physician"
Angelina (neariy swallowing a
yawn)-"And are you physician,
them"
Augustus-"No."
Angelina-"Oh!"
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-10-03

If you don't get the biggest and best
It's your own fault. Defiance Starch
S for sale everywhere and there is
positively nothing to equal it in quail
ty or quantity.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-10-03
Equally Surprised.

Wealthy American Fatherin-Law-
II find, count, you did not tell me the
full extent of your debts"
Count Boylon de Bakkovisnek-
"And you did not tell me, sare, re full
extent of mademoiselles tempare."
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-10-03

1t is getting almost cold enough to
make man wonder when on his way
home il there will be pumpkin pie fo'
Inner.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-10-03
A Monopoly.

A lady once asked a little girl OF
five if she had any brothers.
YES" said the child, Il have three
brothers"
And how many sisters, my dear?"
asked the lady.
Just one sister, and I'm it," re-
piled the girl.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-10-03
valor.

Mr.. Popping-Be mine, beg OF
you. No! do not answer hastily.
Ponder we'll and see II you cannot
love me. Oh, If might only, as a
knight Of old, perform some deed OF
valor Tor you, and
Miss Willing-So, you may, as
was about to tell you, you may speak
to papa.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-10-03

A boon to travellers. DR.. Fowlers Ex-
tract of Wild Strawberry. Cures dysen-
terry, seasickness, nausea Pleasant to take.
Acts promptly.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-10-03
Difference in Minds.

"Well, can't you decide? It new.
er taxes me more than minute to
make up my mind"
Pm not surprised, my dear. 1t
shouldn't take anyone more than Q
minute to make up your mind"
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-10-03
Hinh Notes.

Amateur Musician-"Words and
music are both your own, are they?
It's a beautiful melody. You'll make
a lot of money out of it, hope"
Composer-"Well, | will not deny
that have been building some castles
in the air."
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-10-03
ong-"For what reason?"
Bad Enough As It Was.

young man." said the black-clothed
gentleman of somber mien; do you
know that you are hurrying on to
destruction"
81 do, sir" admitted the youth; for
even then he was hurrying to the
quick lunch room.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-10-03
Just a Bill.

Tutcher-You haven't S. bill
about you, have you?
Klutcher-Yes, l have. How did
you guess It?
Tutcher-I just thought you might
have.
Klutcher-I just got it this morn
ing. Here it is. 81. Klutcher to A.
Taylor, Dr., to trousers, S."
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-10-03

When a man admires a new fash
on, it is either an inexpensive style,
" some other man has to psy for it..
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-10-03

Clear white clothes are a sign that the
housekeeper uses Red Cross Ball Blue.
Large OF. package, cents
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-10-03

When money is tight it shouldn't
be spent for rum.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-10-03

If woman blunders, the world
,oon knows of it. This rule applies to
every detail of her life, even to burn
ng the steak.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-10-03
Won't Saw Dinner.

Ding-T just heard Mrs. de Styles
say that she found 1t impossible to
introduce her husband into polite
society"
Dong-"For what reason?"
Ding-"She couldn't teach him to
say dinner for supper
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-10-03

Defiance Starch is put up 16 ounces
in a package, 10 cents. One-third
more starch for same money.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-10-03
Doubled Her fortune.

"She has just refused man worth
a million"
SIS it possible. Any rational ex.
PLANTATION for her act?"
'Oh, yes. She had just accepted
another man worth two million"
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-10-03

1t is better to do nothing than to
do nothing well.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-10-03
Nothing fails like a failure.
o,nortunities for coIored Men.

Opportunities for CoIored Men.
President Merrill of Fisk university
points out that the well-educated and
competent negro doctor has an amaz-
ing opportunity among the 100000 OF
his race. President Merrill knows OF
twelve negro doctors in Nashville
alone all doing well and six OF them
amassing property. He reports also
that 1t is easier for a colored physi'
clan to build up self-supporting prac'
tice than for the white doctor.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-10-03

Monarch over pain. Burns, cuts, sprains,
stings. Instant relief. DR.. Thomas Eclec-
trio OIL At any drug store
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-10-03

It's queer that the only clothes that
show how women really are built are
bathing suits and night gowns.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-10-03

The Athletics are certainly making
goo-goo eyes at that pennant.