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Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-04-28

attractions London will be replica of New
Island be
ducion and viii be located in as Court The gddy loop the
and dance halls will all
English lOndoners will
Eurls
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Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-04-28
How King Lear
Looked AS a Bow

A good story is told OF John Ma.
gu.re, the veteran Montana manager,
who Is known to every theatrical per.
son who has ever visited that Silver
State, as jovial, whole.souled prince
of good fellows, and wag of the first
water.
A few years ago Mcguire was man
aging the Grand Opera House In Butte
City. The well.known tragedian
Frederick Warde was due to appear
there in King Lear" Mr.. Warde's
advance agent put in his customary
advent of week ahead oil his attrac
ton, and after transacting his routine
business with Mr.. Mcguire, was about
20 depart for the next place where
Mr.. Warde was booked, when Ma.
guire asked him for a cut Of king
Lear" The agent said that he had
none, explaining that in a recent no.
tel fire his cut trunk had been cremat.
Cd and that he did not have single
cut OF King Lear" left.
Nothing daunted by this state Of at.
fairs, Mcguire said Il must have a
cut of some kind for that long article
on King Lear in Sundays paper"
Come to think of it," replied the
agent, 81 have just one cut in my hotel
Trunk; but that's Warde as Hamlet"
Go and get it and | will do the
rest" Mcguire said, seriously. It duly
appeared in the Sunday paper, and
Mr., Warde's CONSERVATION may be i'm,
aGined when he saw 1t, for it read:
King Lear When a Boy!
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-04-28
MAUI BARBER DIES
ATE GREEN MANGOES
WITH FATAL RESULT
Was Very Popular 10 Waikiki -
Leaves Wife At SpreckelSVille
- Buried By Odd
Fellows.

Wailuku. April 26.-Gustavus Hutch
insor harhor ~ tho Mani botel and
:,
pop"i"i'' Nno"n j." ""'''N" 10 "'
died at his nome on vineyard street
last Saturday evening, April 10, of
acute dysentery
He had been suffering for about eight
days but at no stage was his condition
considered serious. In fact two DAYS
before he died he was around his ouar-
ters at tho botel Intending tn omen nm
business but his friends prevailed upon
him To close nm shon as he did not look
well enough to do any work.
That was the last seen of him around
town, and the surprise came on Satur-
day evening when the sad report was
rapidly spread around that Gus" was
no more.
Deceased came from Montgomery.
Alabama, two years ago with a batch
of colored people to work in the Hawa.
iian Commercial & Sugar Co.'S cane
fields. Finding that the work was not
SO alluring as was pictured to him and
his comrades by the recruiting agents,
he turned his attention to the barber
business. and he was considered quite
an adept in the tonsorial art. He made
quite q living in his new vocation, and
was lust building ND his business as
well as his circle of friends when death
claimed him two score years and ten.
The cause of his untimely death is
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-04-28
MAUI HOTEL COMPANY
CHANGE OF OFFICERS
AND The MANAGEMENT
Liquor License Will be Given Up
and Drug Store With Soft Drinks
Started in Lower
Part.

Waikiki. April ga meeting of the
stockholders Of the Maui hotel was
held last Saturday evening, April 49,,
in attorney Geo. Honss Office. The
following officers and board of direc-
tors were elected at the meeting: r..
w. Filler, president; J. l.. Coke, vice
president; Or. L. Armitage, secretary;
G. ID. Lufkin, treasurer, and Carl Wal
deyer, auditor.
On Wednesday morning when Hon.
II. =. Baldwin, one of the heaviest
stockholders, returned from Honolulu.
4 meeting of the directors elect was
held and Messrs. Coke, Lufltin ana
Waldeyer rendered their designations.
Dr.. Dinegan of Kihei was elected vice
president, while Mr.. Lufkin accepted
the office of auditor. II. b. Weller was
elected treasurer. Manager f.. Peter
man resigned and Mrs. George b.
Robertson, late manager Of the Wind.
scr hotel and likewise business man
ager Of the Maui News, has been made
manager of the Maui hotel.
1t is the intention of the new man
ager and 1t is also the wish of the ma
jorlty of stockholders to give up the
hotel liquor license. and in its stead
to carry out the original idea of rum
ming drug store in conjunction with
the hotel.
In fact, 1t was the dream of infinite
H. a
and drinks at soda fountains that
tempted many to take shares Of thu
Maui Drug Co., Ltd, so that the ORR
ginal idea will now be carried out nc
matter even If II will necessitate the
shareholders going into their pockets
for further assessments to keep up the
running expenses of the hotel.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-04-28
Robert CARROTS
Widow Is Welded

Baltimore, Md, April Mrs. Rob.
crt Garrett, widow of the former Pres.
id,nt OF the Baltimore and Ohio Rail.
read Company, and leader of Balti.
more society, was married at noon to-
day in Grace Protestant Episcopal
Church, Park avenue and Monument
street, to DR.. Henry Barton Jacobs,
ty the Rev. Arthur Chiffon Powell,
rector of the church. No one witness.
e. the ceremony except a few of the
re latiyes of the bride, numbering. all
tO'd, about fourteen persons. There
we're no attendants.
The marriage license gave the age
OF the bridegroom as 10 and that of
the bride as AZ years. The bride had
been a widow since July 30. 1886,
when her husband son of the late
JCnn w. Garrett, died, after an illness
of over two years. He was 40 years
ola.
Every effort had been made by the
contracting parties today to keep their
intentions a secret, and there had not
been a whisper in society touching
upon the wedding or even the engage
mcnt of the couple.s Dr. Jacobs at.
tentions to Mrs. Garrett during the
last season have been marked but as
he was her attending physician, no
one thought that mis- visits and care
for her comfort and welfare upon the
occasion of their public meetings
were due to other than the solicitude
expected of a careful practitioner.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-04-28
PRESIDENTS TRIP
MAY Be POSTPONED

Washington, April 15.-Alderman
james C. Patterson of Chicago called
OF President Roosevelt today for the
purpose OF renewing the invitation of
the Lincoln Club that the President
re guest of honor at a banquet in
Chicago. Patterson Is president of
the club. When the invitation origin.
ely was given to the President he
had similar requests from the Mar.
Guette and Hamilton clubs, and he re-
Piled 1t would be impossible to maze
three trips to Chicago. and suggested
the clubs combine and unite in a
Joint invitation. This has practically
keen done, and Patterson hoped the
President would stop in Chicago on
MS return from his contemplated
Western trip. Owing to the uncer-
ta,nty as to the adjournment of the
present session of Congress the West.
Crn trip may be abandoned until after
the short session OF Congress next
year.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-04-28
SLENDER BADLY HURT

Waikiki, April ga. T. Slender
aged about 60 years, met with a rather
painful accident last Saturday after
noon. He was putting up fumes be-
longing to the Wailuku Sugar Com
pany, and somehow he made a mis-
step and fell quite a distance to the
ground below. When picked up, his
left arm was found to be broken in
three places. He was Immediately re-
moved to the Malulani hospital, Wal
luku, where DR.. WeddiCk, the govern
ment physician, attended to his wounds
and made the injured man as comfort
able as possible under the circum-
stances.
What makes Mr.. Stender's accident
more sad is the fact that there are 4
half dozen young ones dependent on
him for care and support, for Mr.. STEM
der lost his wife nearly one year ago
However, the little ones are receiving
! proper care and attention while Stem.
der is at the hospital
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-04-28
BAL IS COMMISSIONED

Wailuku, April CIV. f. Bal. the
new commander of Company /, First
Regiment, n. G. H., having been com
missioned as captain of said company,
was sworn in by Captain c. b. Cot
trell, Inspector Of Drill. etc, at the
regular drill last Wednesday evening.
Second Lieutenant n. w. Aluli was
also sworn in.
Captain Keola, the retiring comman-
der, turned over the company to Cap
tain Bal that evening. After special
meeting during which the expenses Of
Co. is luau to the band, amounting to
$l49,35, was read and approved, light
refreshments were served to the men
in honor of Captain Balls assuming
control of the company. and all wished
that under his command, the company
would increase in efficiency as well as
in numbers.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-04-28
CHOLERA VICTIMS ARE
. CONCEALED IN PHILIPPINES

Manila, April 2.-Ahere is a slight
Increase in the number of cholera
cases. Up to date there have been
lis cases and ninety.three deaths.
Several of the deaths have occurred
Oh hoard ships in the harbor.
The Filipinos and the Chinese con.
Ceal in the fields those of their coun.
Try men who fall victims, and desert
their dead IN the houses. Hundreds
Of them, panic.sticken and in ignor.
srce of the sanitary and medical
measures taken to stamp out the epi
deirTc, continue to escape into the
provinces in spite of the rigorous
quarantine restrictions OF the Board
uf Health.
Several prominent Filipinos have
olGanized district offices here for the
purpose of quietng the fears of their
compatriots and spreading knowledge
# proper sanitary precautions.
Gen. Chaffee has made prompt re.
81 onse to the request of Acting Gov.
eInor Wright for the cooperation of
amy surgeons in supervising the pro.
v!ncial boards of health and regulat-
ins sanitary affairs, and has assigned
number of army medical officers to
this work. They will also establish
detention camps for cholera patients
ard suspects. The Americans here
Fave no fear of the disease. The
scare is confined altogether to the
natives.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-04-28
SEATTLE BEER.

The ever popular Rainer Beer is just
as much a favorite as ever. 1t is on
draught at tn New Criterion Saloon
as 1t was at the old. The longer II is
used the better II is liked
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-04-28

There are some Simple Remedies in
dispCnsable in any family. Among
these, tn experience OF years assures
us, should be recorded PAIN-KILLEk.
For both internal and external appli-
cations We have found 1t OF great val
ne; especially can We recommend 1t for
colds, rheumatism, or fresh wounds
and bruises.-Christian Era. Avoid sub
stitutes, there is but one Pain-Killer,
Perry Davis. Price 2jc. and soc.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-04-28

No person in Russia is allowed to
marry more than five times, and no
person over 50 is permitted to marry.
Pike County press. (Milford, Pa.) 1895-1925, 1902-10-17
soFr WORDS oF BEeeARs.
By which they seek TO Turn Away
the Wrath of Those who Re-
fuse Them Alms.

In the severity of a Chicago winter
the able-bodied Chicago beggar has
a certain temerity that deserts him
as the mercury column rises to the
dignity of July day, says the Trib-
une. With the mercury ten degrees
below zero it is not an uncommon
thing for a street beggar to curse an
unwilling citizen to such an extent
that policeman takes him to the
station in patrol wagon. In these
warm days, however, the able-bodied
man who wants a little assistance
has taken a new tack
A prosperous-looking citizen stood
in La Sale street the other day at
noon when husky fellow lounged
up to him and asked in the well-known
whine:
mister. could you give me little
assistance. L"
NO. sir" was the emphatic re-
sponse, 81 wouldn't give my great
grandmother bite of bread If she was
twice as thirsty as you are at this
minute"
THANK you, sir; thank you, sir
I'm much obliged to YOU" was the
humble reply to the TRADE. q"
90, don't mention it," returned the
citizen; you can't pawn it. I've got it
covered by copyright"
But as the fellow slouehed away it
was evident that most of it all was
lost on him.
Pike County press. (Milford, Pa.) 1895-1925, 1902-10-17
DEADLY VOLCANO GAS.
said 20 Have Caused the speedy Dis
solution of Everyone of Sou
friere's Victims.


Gen Forwood who received a re-
port from Lieut.. Jere b. Clayton, as
sistant surgeon. concerning the dis
tribution of medical supplies to the
people of the West Indies suffering
from the effects of the recent volcanic
eruptions, says that as near as could
be ascertained, the cause of death
was the explosion of an inhammable
gas which was emitted by the noun
tain, reports a Washington exchange.
The most plausible explanation of the
conditions found, he says, was given
by Lieut. John j, Reilly, a-member of
the expedition, who suggested that
the gas as sent forth by the mountain
was not infiammable until mixed with
certain quantity of oxygen, and that
mixture was reached at the time the
gas arrived at St. Pierre. IT was firm
ly asserted by all the survivors that
everyone in St. Pierre was dead three
minutes after the explosion took
place.
The medical men say that the cause
Of death at St. Vincent seems to have
been sulphur dioxide, or a similar gas,
emitted by soufriere. A few persons
were injured or killed by falling rocks.
Burns were found on the posterior sur
face of the exposed parts of the body,
Indicating that everyone was running
away from the mountain.
Pike County press. (Milford, Pa.) 1895-1925, 1902-10-17
THE BREEZE CURE.
BeneaeIal Eject of Riding at FUN
speed in a vehicle of High
Motor Power.

The medical journals declare that
10 ride in an automobile at full speed
is an excellent tonic. 1t ''sends rushes
of pure air through the nostrils into
the lungs, while the beating of the
same pure air against the face has the
effect of hardening the muscles and
of quickening the circulation" This
is what any brisk movement in the
open air win do, especially if the wind
is blowing, says the Hartford Times.
Could not the effect be produced by
a reservoir of compressed air connect
ed with a six-inch pipe?
The passenger could sit in chair on
the porch and let the. breeze be turned
on him at the same velocity that he
would be carried against the air in
an automobile. He could wear his
leather coat and goggles and have all
the benefits of rapid ride without the
danger of running over pedestrians.
A steering wheel could be furnished
to complete the resemblance. From
time to time water could be allowed
to trickle into the pipe and driving
rain be produced Or salt water could
be used and the effect of sailing in a
stiff breeze be given. The plan is
worth considering. Ii is not patented.
Pike County press. (Milford, Pa.) 1895-1925, 1902-10-17
WIDOWS ADVERTISEMENTS

The following appraisements set apart
TO widows have been filed with the Regis
ter and will be presented to the cOurl fOt
continuation and allowance on the third
Monday OF October next:
Estate of Jacob b. WestbrOok, decd
Inventory and appraisement set apart to
widow, sarah g. WestbrOok.
Estate Of Charles or, deceased. Inven-
tory and apprais9ment set apart TO widow,
Margaretha Ott
Estate of Peter A. l. Quick, decd. In
ventOry and appraisemeut set apart to
widow, Catharine Quick
j C. WESTBROOK, JR,
Sept 90, 1902. Register,
Pike County press. (Milford, Pa.) 1895-1925, 1902-10-17

W. W. Baker Of Plainview, Neb
writes "My wife suffered from
lung trouble for fifteen years. She
tried a number of doctors and spent
over $1,000 without relief. She be
came very low and lost all hope
A friend recommended Foley
Honey and Tar and, thanks to this
great remedy. it saved her life.
She enjoys better health than she
has know in ten years" Refuse
substitutes. Sold Rt Armstrong; &
drug store.
Pike County press. (Milford, Pa.) 1895-1925, 1902-10-17

"Nliss Gladys said old Moneybags,
"if my suit is not agreeable to you,
say so frankly, but donot, beg Of you,
tell me that old. old story that you will
always look upon me as a brother
"s.r," replied the lovely maiden, as
her eye lit up with the deathless flame
of a pure young hearts devotion, 81
10 not love you well enough for broth.
er, but have no objection to taking
you as husband. Tit-Bits.
Pike County press. (Milford, Pa.) 1895-1925, 1902-10-17

At an old-fashioned revival meeting
the minister approached Minnie, who
was only ten years old, and urged her
to go forward to the -smourners'
bench" for prayers, as many of her
young friends had done.
"No, thank YOU" said Minnie, hold
ing back
"But. why ?" questioned the minister.
Don't you want to be born again?"
enc" replied Minnie; "Im afraid
might be born a boy next timel"-
Brooklyn Life.
Pike County press. (Milford, Pa.) 1895-1925, 1902-10-17
REGISTERS NOTICE

The following accounts have been filed
with the Register and will be presented to
the court for confirmation on the third
Monday Of October next;
Estate of Priscilla V. Quick, decd Ac-
count Of George e. Horton, administrator
Estate Of Sarah j. Cole, decd. Account
Of Fanny Daryca, executrix.
Estate Of Maria l.. Peters. decd. Ac-
count Of Samuel g. ard VIM. N Peters,
executors.
Estate OF Julius Sharff, decd, Account
Of Eva Amelia 1igue. administrators.
J. G. WESrBROOK, JR.,
Sept 20, 1902. Register
Pike County press. (Milford, Pa.) 1895-1925, 1902-10-17

Mrs. Gabb-Mr. De vout has lost two
children within a month. One Of them
was treated by a Christian scientist
and died.
Dr.. Dosem (excitedly) ly)-Horriblel
Outrageousi The parents Of the poor
little victim should be arrested.
Mrs. Gabb-rhe other child was
treated by a regular physician, but il
died, too.
Dr. Dosem (solemnly)-The Lord
gave and the Lord hath taken away.-
n. y MeeklN.
Pike County press. (Milford, Pa.) 1895-1925, 1902-10-17

Two sons Of Erin sharing the same
bed, as well as the same bottle Of
whisky. Pat waited tin he found Mike
slept, when he quietly arose and
empiied the bottle. Soon after Mike
waking. stole out Of bed, and. cropping
about in the dark, was asked by his
companion;
"Phwat are yez lookin' fer, Mike?"
-Oh. nothin. says Mike
Well, Mike" says Pat, you'll foind
It over there IN the corner in the bot
fls."-Tii-Blis.
Pike County press. (Milford, Pa.) 1895-1925, 1902-10-17
panner in Fall Colds

Fall colds are liable to hang on all
winter leaving the seeds of pneu,
monia, bronchitis or consumption
Foley's Honey and Tar cures quick
ly and prevents serious results. II
is old and reliable, tried and tested,
safe and sure, contains no opiates
and will not constipate. Sold at
Armstrong; drug store.
Pike County press. (Milford, Pa.) 1895-1925, 1902-10-17
A Dozen Tines a Night

Mr.. Owen Dunn. of Benton Ferry,
w. Va, writes II have had kidney
and bladder trouble for years, and it
became so bad that was obliged to
get up at least a dozen times a night.
1 never received any permanent
benefit from any medicine until
tried Foley's Kidney Cure. After
using two bottles, [ am cured.
Sold at Armstrong; drug store.
Pike County press. (Milford, Pa.) 1895-1925, 1902-10-17

A Chicago paper reported that a
young man fired a bullet at the foot
Of Columbia avenue. This almost
amounts to an insult to Liberty.
Why do not the democrats take up
the issue?
Pike County press. (Milford, Pa.) 1895-1925, 1902-10-17

Wife.-What's the matter?
Husband-Some one has been rob
bing the firm, and I'm afraid I'll be
suspected.
Wife-lmpossible
Husband-Well, it's best to be on
the safe side. Better not buy that
new dress you've-be worrying me
about-N. Y Weekly.
Pike County press. (Milford, Pa.) 1895-1925, 1902-10-17

A small boy YVES sent to the shor
one day by his mother to have a new
sieve put in the milk strainer. When
he came back with the mended strain
er he set it on a chair and poured
some milk into it. OF course the
milk ran upon the floor. Then he
looked up at his mother and said;
"Why, mamma, it leaks just as bae
as ever. r."-Cineinnat Enquirer.
Pike County press. (Milford, Pa.) 1895-1925, 1902-10-17

"You ought to have change of
scene" said his physician.
But my dear sir" protested the
patient; "I'm travelling man by
profession"
'Well, that's the point. Stay home
awhile and see something besides ho-
tel rooms and depots. Washington
Star.
Pike County press. (Milford, Pa.) 1895-1925, 1902-10-17
EXECUTORS NOTICE

Letters testamentary upon the estate
of Prescott r. German, late Of Greene
township. deceased, have been granted to
the undersigned All persons having
claims against said estate will present
them and th Sc indebted to said decedent
viii please make immediate payment to
IDA :. GORMAN,
p. r. CROSS,
Executors.
Crosses. Pa Sept. %. 1902
Pike County press. (Milford, Pa.) 1895-1925, 1902-10-17
Never Ask Advice

When you have a cough or cold
don't ask what is good for it and get
some medicine with little or no
merit and perhaps dangerous. Ask
for Foley's Honey and Tar, the
greatest throat and lung remedy,
it cures coughs and colds quickly
Sold at Armstrong; drug store.
Pike County press. (Milford, Pa.) 1895-1925, 1902-10-17

miss Birdie" said the young finan-
cier edging a little nearer, 81 believe
nation if we were toto merge, as ii
were"
And they subsequently merged
Chicago Tribune.
Pike County press. (Milford, Pa.) 1895-1925, 1902-10-17

Ida-You look nervous, dear.
May-Yes. / am sure Dick is going
to propose when we get out on the
links.
Ida-What makes you think SOP
May-Why, heard Dick bribing the
caddy to make out he was too tired to
keep up with us.-Tit-Bits.
Pike County press. (Milford, Pa.) 1895-1925, 1902-10-17

A NrsNDMENT TO THE CONsTITU-
a TION PROPOSED TO THE CIT
ILENS OF THE COMMONWEALTH
nor THEIR Al SROVAL OR REJEC
TION BY THE GENERAL ASSEM-
BLY, OF THE COMMONWEALTH OF
IFNNSYLVANIA. PUBLISHED BY
ORDER OF THE SECRETARY OF
THE COMMONW EALTH, II PURSU-
ANrE OF ARTICLE XVIII OF THE
CONSTITUTION.
Pike County press. (Milford, Pa.) 1895-1925, 1902-10-17

"Now, his wife was willing TO
let him go out with the boys one night
every week, but he wouldn't go"
"He wouldn't go2"
"No. He didn't want to spend one
night being jollied about the other
six."-puck
Pike County press. (Milford, Pa.) 1895-1925, 1902-10-17

"Here's a problem for you. IT. 1t
takes nine tailors to make man"
"The average fellows only ninth Of
man. eh?"
'No; / was going to add: How
many tailor-made gowns will it take
to break him?"-Catholic Standard
and Times
Pike County press. (Milford, Pa.) 1895-1925, 1902-10-17

ITS my opinion that marriage is a
failure said the misanthropic bach
elor.
"You are decidedly wrong" replied
the popular clergyman. MY June
wedding fees will buy my wifes clothes
for year."-Pittsburg Chronicle-Tele
graph.
Pike County press. (Milford, Pa.) 1895-1925, 1902-10-17

Mrs. Jones Mrs Robinson is the
greatest woman to stick to a fad ever
knew
Mrs. Brown-Why, never heard any
body mention that before.
Mrs. Jones-Can't help that. It's so
all the same just see how she has
gone on admiring that husband of
hers these 20 yesrs ana more.-Boston
Trausrrint
Pike County press. (Milford, Pa.) 1895-1925, 1902-10-17

'Do you think that titled suitor's
affections are sincere?"
YES" answered Mr.. Cumrox, "to
some extent his affections are undoubt-
edly sincere. never knew man who
loved money more devotedly than he
does. Washington Star.
Pike County press. (Milford, Pa.) 1895-1925, 1902-10-17

"Is he in 0ood shape financially-in-
DEPENDENT
"Well, mes in good shape financially.
but as far as being independent,
guess he's like most Of us married
men. Detroit Free Press.
Pike County press. (Milford, Pa.) 1895-1925, 1902-10-17

TOR SALE A small fnrm located near
n Matamnras, known as the Hensol or
helnhardt place, containing 81 acres.
Finely located we'll Vatered House and
barn Fruit of all kinds. Part improved.
Title clear. For terms price, etc. address
Lock box 6 Milford. Pa.
Pike County press. (Milford, Pa.) 1895-1925, 1902-10-17

She-Mrs Boreton called to-day and
1 thought she'd never go.
He-But you are Sc. amiable, l sup
pose you never gave her the slightest
hint that you wanted her to go.
She--Indeed, l did not. If l had,
she'd be here now.-Brooklyn Life.