Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1902-11-01

Baer is now the mildest-mannered Baef
that ever scuttled coal-Houston (Texas)
Post.
II there is anything in magnitude, ST.
Louis has attained positive greatness by
her boodling scandals.-Baltimor Amer
ican
Its your move says the Methodist
conference to the ministers appointed to
new congregations.-Pit tsburg Chronicle
Telegraph.
The most remarkable feature about the
latest New York murder mystery is that
1t did not remain a mystery long.-Balti-
more Herald.
Tammany has got a new boss by the
name of Murphy, and he is said to be a
hot potato with his jacket off.-Atlanta
Constitution
After seven days fight the Venezuelan
situation seems to be composed Of Cas-
tro, Caracas and carcasses.-New York
Mail and Express.
1t has taken thirty years to distribute
the estate left by Morse, the inventor Of
the telegraph. Nothing electric about
that.-Boston Herald.
If it be true that Alfonso's actions are
driving Weyler to resign perhaps the
young gentleman isn't so big a fool after
all.-Cincinnati Commercial Tribune.
Miscreants are said to be stealing the
wooden sidewalks of Chicago for fuel.
In other words, they go out and take
walk to get warm.-Atlanta Journal.
To the best of our knowledge and be-
lief, about all the photographers have
scored on the fact that Admiral Casey
is at the bat in Panama.-Atlanta Jour
nal.
A Polish giant named Jabinski is said
to be seven feet high. He seems to be
entitled to the persimmons. Longest
Pole, you know.-St. Louis -Globe-Demo-
crat.
The chestnut is an excellent thing to
burn-and there is no doubt that if skill
fully consumed in the furnace it will con-
tinue to keep off OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES
Plain Dealer.
President Castro has mounted his cap
ital on wheels, and, unless he gets pune
tured tire, will continue to keep his coat
tails pointed defantly at the enemy
Denver Republican.
If you meet man with furtive, hunt
ell look, don't jump to the conclusion that
he is an escaped convict. He may be
only a st. Louis Alderman on his vaca-
tion.-Kansas City Journal.
A New York paper states that Sails
bury resigned because King Edward re-
fused to give w. w. Astor a peerage
Edward VII. is an even better man than
we Observation-Disclosures Sentinel.
eve regret our inability to attend the
irrigation congress at Colorado Springs;
but we are holding ourselves in reserve
for the coming session of the Georgia
Legislature. dawson (Ga.) News.
Some wise observer has discovered that
close proximity to electric lights will
cause badness. How this would inter
est the Prophet Elisha and the late Ju-
Illus Caesar.-Cleveland Plaindealer.
After carefully reading Miss Mary
MacLane's contributions to the New
York newspapers, we are convinced that
the college she is to attend has good
material to work on.-Baltimore Ameri-
can.
Lieut.. Peary didn't reach the pole, but
he is sure he can do it the next time.
This sounds like the autumn announce
ments of the Washington baseball team
concerning the pennant.-W ashington
Post
Chicago's lake front has been saved
once more. This time the stadium of
the Olympian games was kept off it. \
bit of grass in a city is in as much peril
as a diamond sunburst.-St. Louis Globe
Democrat.
The Chicago woman who drank Il bot
tie of furniture polish, a spoonful every
hour. mistal1ing it for a voice medicine
she had purchased, must for the time be-
ING have been a most brilliant conversa
tionalist.-Denver Post.
The Arkansas girl who wrote to her
faithIess lover, when these reches 700
will be no moar except cold clamy
CORPS" perhaps thought it would be i'm
possible for her to recover from such
bad spell.-Denver Post.
When a justice of the Supreme Court
of the United States used gasoline to
make his pile of brush burn faster it ex-
ploded lust as quickly and contemptuous-
ly as though it were in the humblcst
hands and not before the august tribunal
of last resort-Baltimor American.
The Tomah editor reports the receipts
of four apples, the largest weighing tWen-
tv-six ounces and the smallest eighteen
ounces. Mr.. George Stoner has done
something of this sort to us, and the door
still swings on easy hinges.-Madison
(Wis.) State Journal
The statement that the surgeon who
came over from Vienna to perform an
operation on the 5-year-old daughter of
Mr.. Armour of Chicago is to receive So,
900 for his fee and expenses seems to
remind us that the price of beef is still
extortionate.- Herald.
The supposedly most confirmed old
bachelor of Colorado town has just
struck his colors and surrendered to
cross-eyed grass widow with pug nose
and a chin that seems to shrink back
from public gaze. When Cupid fails with
his trump cards he usually plays the joker
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