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The Tucson citizen., 1902-04-10
%. Hfllu$eiflent$ 80.

The Opera House was well filed last
night at the presentation of ''The
Prisoner of Zenda." The audience was
enthusiastic and the play was very
well received. The Zenda pieces are too
well-known and too firmly established
among the best romantic plays now be-
Ing presented on the American stage,
to need extended criticism. The COM
pany which presented "The Prisoner
OF Zenda" here last night Is an ex-
cellent one and is deserving of a great
deal of praise. Harry Leighton made
an excellent Rudolph Rassendyll and
his support was equally as good. Geo.
b. Miller, who took the part of Colonel
Sapt, shared almost equal honors with
Mr.. Leighton. The latter is the same
build and resembles somewhat. James
X. Hackett, who originated the part
of Rudolph Rassendyll in Rupert of
Hentzau.' Charlottee Tittell made
good Flavia. Luke Conness who took
the part of Rupert of Hentzau. Is
deserving of special mention. Although
his part was not so important in The
Prisoner of Zenda" he plays an i'm
portant role in Rupert of Hentzau"
and his work last night, he will share
equal honors with Mr.. Leighton in that
play. The company as whole was ex-
cellent and but one criticism can be
offered on the entire production. 1t
makes a play appear like second
show to have the leading character
step out In front of the stage and ad-
vertise the play that will be presented
the following night, telling the merits
Of the piece and of the individual mem
bers OF his company. The lenda plays
are too popular too need such advert
sement. even in Arizona. where they
have not been presented before. Actors
object sometimes to curtain speeches.
as they dislike to step outside of their
parts, but unsolicitatcd advertising
speeches are certainly more objection
able. This was the only incident to
mar the merit OF the play and the ex-
,ellenae of the players.
The Tucson citizen., 1902-04-10
The District Court
Grinding Out Work.

The United States court met this
morning at $3.50 for the consideration
OK any cases ..4at might come up. The
afx defendants against whom indict-
nlents were brought In the final repodt
OF the grand jury were brought In court
70 plead. Stevens Alvarez after consult
ing his attorney. w. ]. Kirkpatrick.
|pleaded not guilty TO the charge OF So Il
Ing liquor to an Indian He will be
sentenced Wednesday at 4 %. m. Ave-
limo Flores pleaded not guilty to the
charge OF selling liquor to an Indian
and he viii be tried some day next
week Paul Jones has been appointed
BY the court to defend him Rafael
ValenEueIa. after consulting his at
torney. 3. l.. Kingau pleaded guilty to
the charge Of selling liquor TO an In
dian. He will be sentenced Wednesday
Mt p. m. Angel valenzuela. Ingario
Ruiz and Guilierrno vasouey. al,
pleaded guilty to the charge of sell
fng liquor to an Indian and all will be
next week. vasaueg will be re-
presented by w. & Bartlett. Ruiz by
W. s. fde and valenzueia by r.. n.
Parasons by he orsies Of the court.
After the consideration of the above
cases this morning. the demurrer to the
complaint in the San vincente gold
case was taken up Judge Barnes and
Colonel Martin. representing the ae-
fendant and Messrg Nave and Camp
bell the government The demurrer was
argued and submitted.
The Hoey cases have been set for to-
morrow morning bat they viii hardly
go 10 trial before Saturday or Mon |
day as the depositions being taken in !
Sogales, Sonora have not been re-
turned. Hoey left yesterday afternoon |
for Nogales to hasten the taking OF |
the dispositions and they are expected /
10 arrive here tomorrow or Saturday. /
In place of the Hoey cases. Jose Jtlan /
will be tried tomorrow morning on /
the charge OF smuggling and Jesus !
on the charge of selling H. /
luor to an Indian lhe United States
rial jury has been summoned for to-
morrow morning.
The Tucson citizen., 1902-04-10
The New Gas Plant
Work Well Under mau

reporter for The Citizen visited
the site. where the new gas plant In
being erected tnis afternoon and foysg,d
about twenty five or thirty men nj
work clearing away the wreckage OF
the old plant and tank and dismautei-
ing the old building Of its machinery.
The old building will be left standing
and will be used as q meter room and
as q repair room and ONCE for the
engineer who win have charge of the
plant The new gas plant will be To-
caied on the Meyer street side OF the
block ON the ground which was
brought into question In a suit fled
against the old company by A. 0rfiIa.
A new survey has been made OF the
block and the company are satisfied.
They will rely upon the new survey
and the suits being dismissed and will
build their new works on the ground
In dispute leaving the balance of the
lot for the erection or new electric
lighting plant and other improve
ments-
The new gas tank will be erected nj
the corner OF Meyer and Sixth streets.
Space will be left for the erection OF
SeCOnU tAnh III EequtTeu to sAppis
the demand for water gas. The pro-
posed building for the new electric
light works win be located at the cor
ner OF Tenth avenue and Sixth street.
For the present only the new gas tank
and plant will be erected and the old
building will be overhanied. The con-
tractor who secured the contract for
the brick work for the proposed tank
will put q force of men at work In a
short time.
The Tucson citizen., 1902-04-10
THE CITY NEWS
INPHRnGRHPHS.

At three o'clock this afternoon No
! 9 was reported thirty minutes late
Nur1ber 10 was reported on time.
The Old Peublo Club met last night
i and after a general discussion decided
/ &c :.ijourn far the summer months,
! The club will meet nj the hall OF the
xeecutive committee, either the first
"wednesday In September or the first
"wednesday In October. z
Freddie Bergsiand, the eight year old
son of the man from Ell Paso, who died
Of pneuomnia. is being kept In the
county Jail until some one can be
found who will care for him. He is a
bright boy and says that his mother
lives in Dallas. He came to El Paso
from Houston. with his father some
time ago.
The school at Greaterville has been
closed for the year. The average daily
was 23,2i.
Manager Wallace Alunto of the
|ZenGa plays. accompanied by his
wife took a trip to the San Xavier
mission this morning. Mr.. Munro's
wife plays the role of Flavia In both
ll4s n5 scme of the other members of
the company went out for horse
bark ride ,his afternoon TO take in the
sights Of the old pueblo.
II is proposed by the Tucson Cham
Der OF Commerce to issue large num-
Der OF pamphlets descriptive OF Tue,
son and surroundings with the view
to make the publication a. attractive
as possible The executive committee
will be glad to procure any picture OF
public buildings and parks which
would make suitable engravings for
sueh pamphlet.
The Offices OF the Tucson Chamber
OF Commerce are temporarily located
in the Office of Brcathitt 4 Manning.
pend ing the erection of the new build
ing on Stone avenue. where the cham
ber OF Commerce will be permanently
iocated Nose Drachman Ia acting as
secretary for the time being.
All nf the Southern Pacific trains
arrived aud departed on time in the
last twenty four hours. the first time In
several weeks. No. TO- came in this
morning in two sections and was made
into one section here
The Tucson citizen., 1902-04-10
Items OF the Ddu
OF Personal Mention.

Charles r. Wores. who recently re-
tarned from San Francisco. left this
morning for the Oceanic mines.
A telegram was received from Col
Herring yesterday saying that he
would leave Washington for Tucson on
Sunday.
Mrs. E. S. Dodge returned to Oracle
on the stage this morning.
j. S, F'ifeld came in from Benson on
the burro yesterday and returned this
morning.
The Tucson citizen., 1902-04-10
Tom Gregory SuCCumbs
To Dread Pneumonia.

Tom Gregory. one of the best known
men in Southern Arizona. died at $3.50
o'clock this morning in his rooms at
the Concordia Hotel Mr.. Gregory was
taken Ill Sunday night wl.n pneu-
monia. He had been In the best of
health and was taken suddenly i'll. Two
trained nurses were employed to care
for him and he was given the best OF
medical attention but ne could not
withstand the dread disease.
Mr.. Gregory was born In England
The Tucson citizen., 1902-04-10
F0te/ Tryiuab

OCCIDENTAL.--C. l.. Simpson and
H. Page. ] e. MacGregor, Prisoner oi
Zenda" Co., VIM. F. O'Bryan. City; G.
Stone. Helvetia; P. ]. Shelley, Jesse
Bland. Loehiel; Daniel J. Shelley,
Harshaw; J. Whitney, New York: w.
~. Hameron. New York: F. Munrial,
Ramon Espinosa. Globe: X. E. Hold
erie. Tucson; l.. w. Colan, r. Williams
Sanareta.
SAN XAVIER. H. Masters and
wife. New York; l.. III. Sutton: Los
Angeles; VIM. Lynch. Lordsburg; J..
?. Godfrey, Yuma: o. g. Gates, Pasa-
dena; A. II. Gates. St Louis: T. A.
Lewis, ST Louis; j. @. MeKittrick. FL
paso: B. Duncan. Los Angeles; e. r.
Pistlie. Los Angeles; L. w Mix and
wife. Nogales; G.. ID. Fraser, Pittsburg.
A San AuGUSTINE-Eha r. Fatz-
gerald. Phoenix: Geo. E. knight. City;
Nose Drachman. Phoenix; A. b. Bos-
well, Los Angeles: b. M. Figge and
wife. Douglas: Mrs. VIM. b. Thompson
Boston Mrs ID. T. SwathIng, Mrs A.
Y. Smith Pearcce: O. A. Sinclair and
wife, City; s. r. FHchett. Benson:
Mrs G. w. Pittock. City: Mrs. II.
simpRins, City
PARK VfEW-Mr. r. Smith, Cam
anea: Pat Connody, Cananea: c. l..
Scoler Phoenix: J. Bertmion. Hmac-
huca. Ed McCourt. Rochester:
0RED0RFF-Dayid La Sale, San
Francisco: J. S. Fifeld. Benson: Mr..
and Mrs. L. IArimen. Seattle: Ray
Lincoln: DR. Mrs. Henry
Wallace, New York: Geo. II. Fair
brother. San Francisco: r, C. Collopy.
Chicago.
The Tucson citizen., 1902-04-10

James A. Green. one of the owners
Oh the Welden mines. returned from a
VISIT to the mines last night and will
leave In a few days for his home In
Detroit, Mich.
b. NJ Fgge. the Douglas merchant.
came In on .ae burro yesterday ac-
companied by his wife.
WINDSoR-James A. Green, De-
troit; W. II. Taylor. King City. Mo. !:
isidor Cohn. San Francisco: r. A.
DIETRICH. Lancaster; A. Richards.
Quincy; J. B. Hibbard. New York: C.
X. Culver, New York,
The Tucson citizen., 1902-04-10

II. f. Barnes. superintendent Of the
Azurite mine. came In from that camp
this morning.
W. T. Marleau. manager for the Ars-
tona Commercial Company at Nogales,
is In THE city today.
Mr. aud Mrs. c. l.. Douglas, M,ss
McGlocklan, arrived from Tombstone
ct the burro today.
Lieutenant II. s. Barlow came in
from Fort Huachuca on the Nogaies
train today.
The Tucson citizen., 1902-04-10
NEGLECT MEANS DANGER.

Don't neglect biliousness and consti-
patton. Your health will suffer per-
manently If you do. De Wits Little
Early Risers cure such cases. The best
pills. They never grippe or cause
neausea- S. l.. Bell & Son.
The Tucson citizen., 1902-04-10

FOR RENT--Two nicely furnished
rooms. Apply at 4o5 North Meyer
srteet 145-15e
FOR RENTAL Is acre ranch. water
ditch on two sides. Adobe house,
rooms and kitchen, we'll. etc. Within
two miles of Tucson. Apply at '2S
Tenth avenue. l46~f41
The Tucson citizen., 1902-04-10
Suit Against BOndsmen
OF N0gaIcs Postmaster

Frederick s. Nave. acting under the
instructions of the government OFF,
cials In Washington. has brought suit
against the bondsmen Of Albert j..
The Tucson citizen., 1902-04-10

Immediate relief from those head
aches by wearing pair OF properly
fitted glasses. Eyes examined free.
Satisfaction guaranteed. DR.. a. scheli,
opttciAn.
The Tucson citizen., 1902-04-10

FOR Elegantly furnished
front room to let southern exposure
private family. No. SO West McCor-
mick street. II
The Tucson citizen., 1902-04-10

WANTED-To rent a good unfnrnish-
er house OF 3 or a rooms by May LIST
by couple without children. Must
have hath. yard and trees. Address
p. o. Box 353.
The Tucson citizen., 1902-04-10

STORAGE wAREHoUSE-All furni-
ture. ETC.. stored wila absolute safety
Pioneer Transfer Co.. IL N. Stone
ave.
The Tucson citizen., 1902-04-10

When you want drink and some-
thing light to eat with it. go to the
Lobby Saloon, 122 West Congress
The Tucson citizen., 1902-04-10

FOR RENT-Large furnished room.
Apply to Mrs. Geo. Martin, Sixth
avenue and Broadway. 14o
The Tucson citizen., 1902-04-10
WANTS.

WANTED Ex xperienced waitress.
Wages 50 week. Apply at Baldwin
restaurant 141-tf.
The Tucson citizen., 1902-04-10
Local Weather Report.

The temperature in Tucson today, as
reported by Observer Z. L. Wetmore, is
as follows:
Minimum -
Maximum 81
Mean .-- = G5.5
Wind west; clouds from south; Baro-
meter. low.
The Tucson citizen., 1902-04-10
Over 200 Patients Treated fiere.
Now al San Augustine Hotel
Ch urch Street Entran

Church Street Entrance
No. -
Teeth Filled Withoas rAin by Eiectrieitys
Tucson. Arizona. March 8, 1904
Drs. Gray Il Smith extracted fhr1e
teeth for me today, using their yitaI-
lied air. There was no pain or ii1 n.
fects at all. And really better aek6I
than before the operation.
This Is great opportunity 1c1
people OF Tucson. sASAs
JAMES TRx
Tucson, Arizona, MArch s
have taken Drs. GT1y = 1a
vitalizsd ar and had tWp
tracted. There was no !
most heartily reeo 81
painless method u IS (! ~ 81
teeth. ! I. & & i ~ U p 5
The Lobby SalooE
lunch with every & a
innovation IA Inoa n
increase ~ II
..Nos - u =
The Tucson citizen., 1902-04-10

ron RENT--First class saloon in good
location. Apply to Adolf Bail
The Tucson citizen., 1902-04-10
FOR RENT

FOR nENT--New sewing machines,
$3.50 per month. ID. s. Minney.
Pioneer Transfer Co. l33-160
The Tucson citizen., 1902-04-10

PARK vlEw-Mr. r. Smith. Can
anea: Pat Connody, Cananea: c. L.
Seoler Phoenix: J. Bertmion. Hnac-
huca. Ed. McCourf. Rochester:
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1902-10-31

In Paris two police officers recently
got upon the track Of pickpoeket.
They surprised him in the act at the
omnibus bureau and followed him In
hot pursuit He was q thin, poorly
clad young fellow. In the Rue Roche
chonuut, however. he suddenly disap.
pearcd. Judging that be had slipped
into ono Of the houses they set them
selves to watch for his temperance.
The thief in the meantime had entered
q bathing establishment, and after q
refreshing bath entered the box OF an
other bather ana calmly clothed him
self In the smart suit be found there,
then passed proudly and peacefully
out before the very eyes Of his pur-
suers. The climax Of humor came
when the other bather. aTayed In the
rags Of the plckpocket, was grabbed by
the officers Of the law at tho door and
dragged OF to the stntion house. With
some difficulty the situation was ex-
planned; but the pickpocket Is stu
laughing. - .~S 5ssS
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1902-10-31

Professor Edwin Ray Lancaster was
ssrting II bis ONCE Ii the Naturai ais.
tpry museum. London. when BIG was
visited By an elderly woman. cSidsnS-
IL from the country. who carried Z
parcel which she handled With the
most eAaggerated care. She was y y
sEate of great excitement and OK
chained:
..I've got two OF 'em.T
1.-TWO Of what?' inquired the pro
lessor.
1.-TWO 'awks' eggs" replied the wom'
an I'm told they're worth q thou
sand pounds apiece"
The professor. much Interested, looked
at the eggs These are not auks' eggs
he said.
'They are 'awks' eggs" said his Wis
ltor. MY son Joe found EN-"
A light dawned on the naturalist
''The kind of eggs which are so yalu'
able" he remarked gently, ARE the
eggs Of an extinct bird called the nuk
-a.u.k,"
..oh, haukr said the woman. "rn
pay out that Enry Dollhouse as told
me it was awks' eggs as was wanted
And she went away"
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1902-10-31
Tbe student,s Prayer.

There was long ago divinity hall
presided over by most amiable and
dignltied professor. On certain days
the senior students opened the proceed
ings Of the day with prayer. One morn.
ing raw youth from a remote re-
gion performed this duty, and it was a
memorable occasion. None who were
present can forget how the venerable
professor turned and gazed on the un-
tutored lad. who prayed for him as
follows: Lord. have mercy on our
professor, for he is weak and ignorant
Strengthen his feeble hands, confirm
his totterlng knees, and grant that he
may 60 out and in before us Ike the
he goat before the flock. "-"Twenty
i've Years of st. Andrews"
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1902-10-31
anuinr fhn lIoner.

In certain parish in Scotland col
lectors were going round soliciting con-
tributlons FOR the kirk. On coming 70
a wretched nttle hovel they hesitated
whether or not to enter, but finally de-.
cided to ''try their luck" A hale OLD
man greeted them. md to him they e1.
planned their errand, but he really had
nothing TO give them, he said.
Cant 70 gle up your whiskyT one
OF the visitors asked. NO." he SAID
~ don't drink .whusky.'" Perhaps
then he could forego the pleasures of
snuff. No, he didn't use snuff.
The collectors prepared to move on.
aston bit!' cried the old fellow. 7
pay Sandy, the barber, twopence every
Saturday night for shaving me. Tell
the meenister he can have the two
pence II he'll come and shave me him
selfP
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1902-10-31
sroke From Experience.

A man who tries to uphold all bis
statements with the prop Of personal
experience is pretty sure sooner OF
later. TO find himself in difficulties.
What kind OF posts should you say
I'd better have for my piazza 2 asked
a summer resident OF the oracle Of
BushvIlle. CEDAR"
NO." was the instant reply; moi
less you want 70 pay for poor stun
Git pine. Pine will last you hundred
years" S~A&Ns~-1~s--.-rs-~ e- -.--st.s
"Are you sure?'' asked the summer
resident doubtfully.
"Sure" echoed the oracle. II never
state n thing without can prove It
i've tried ZEN both. Tried 'em twice
on my south porch. tell you!" ~:
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1902-10-31
Mnl.n 40 nro.t q Your alfts.

Personality has done wonders with
both heredlty and environment. 1t has
made moderate gifts accomplish mar
velous things. Men with moderate
gifts, By patient and persistent apph.
cation have put to shame the splendid
" equipped, who have irdolently frtt.
tered away their patrimOny. Out OF
the most untoward surroundings men
have found their way to the grandest
achievements. The boy from the log
cabin has outstripped the boy from the
palace, The barefooted boy has out
stripped the boy of pampered indul.
gercc. The plodder has outstripped tpe
genius The tortoise has passed the
hare. Whether u man be richly en-
dowed or moderately endowed. his sue
cess will depend on the use he makes
Of what God has given him.-1ndepend.
ent. N>f9srH.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1902-10-31

Many years ago. when England was
engaged in foreign complications. the
first lord OF the admiralty sent Admiral
Codrington dispatch which was most
peacerul as far as It appeared before
the public. He told him not to take
his ships into action and so forth, but
in a corner be wrote this short private
note, GO II, Nedn And Codrington
went to Navartno and smashed up the
Turkish fleet
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1902-10-31
whnt car1rle wrote Of Tennys.

What Carlyle WFote OF IeMH8'UH'
Tennyson In his prime was thus de,
scribed by Thomas Carlyle to RALPH
Waldo Emerson on Aug. ., 1874: "On'
of the finest looking men in the world.
A great shock Of rough, dusty dark
hair; bright. laughing, hazel eyes; mas
siye aqulline face-most massive, yet
most delicate, OF sallow brown CON-
plexion, almost Indian looking; clothes
cynically loose. free and easy: smokes
infinite tobacco. His voice is musIcally
metallic, ct for loud laughter and pierre
ing wall and all that may lie betweeni
speech md speculation free and plen-
teous. do not meet in these late dec
ades such company over pipe"
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1902-10-31

Every housekeeper shou d see tn,
Economy Kitchen Grocer on exhih
tiou at the Deison hotel, ! Is q con
venient arrangement and should be u
every Kitchen. 1t saves lab r as u
a store Of itself. It contains places
for everything used in preparing
meals. It is absolutely tly-proof.
Greatest invention of the age for saw
inp labor. Agents wanted for every
district in the county. 1t is a quicl
celler. Cali at Deison hotel and Sc
sure agency. 4ozS
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1902-10-31
aanEed and DuFied ana Lived.

phIa Record.
hanged ana DuEled ana Lived.
II Is not given TO many men to be
hanged and buried and vet be able TO
tell the tale. but such was the expert.
ence OF one John RarteDdaIe. who was
executed mt York in 1894 for felony.
After his body had hung for nearly
an hour It was buried A gentleman
passing by the grave. which had not
been filed up, thought he saw the
earth move, and with the help OF his
servant be disinterred the convict, who
was still alive.
1t was the custom in those days to
bury suicides and executed criminals
without any conn. The man was care.
fully treated and entirely recovered.
He became hostler at the coaching
house in York and lived most ex.
empIary life. When asked what he
could tell in relation to hanging. us
having experienced it, he replied. That
when / was turned of flashes of fire
seemed to dart from my eyes, from
which fell into u state Of darkness
and insenslbtlity."
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1902-10-31
wben ne Cat was Sacred.

In the middle ages brute animals
formed as prominent part in the de.
vodonal ceremonies Of the time as they
had in the old religion Of Egypt. The
cat 1Slurus was embalmed after death
and buried in the city Of Bubastis be.
cause, according to Herodotus, Diana
Bubastls, the chief diety of the place,
was said to have transformed herself
into q cat when the gods hed into
Egypt.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1902-10-31
Rntoh o,vner,n PRIDE.

Then you do not regard him as
Trustworthy
81 should not go so far as to say he
is not trustworthy, but he is the kind
of man who win set his watch MT 1880
O'Clock and then call your attention to
the manner in which 1t keeps time
when the IL o'clock whistle blows
Washington Star.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1902-10-31

ayes, he swindled US" said one of
the victims, "and we considered him
such a perfect gentleman; he had such
gentle. suave way about him"
''Proviug," remarked the other. that
the way OF the transgTess6l - some
times soct"-Catholie Standard and
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1902-10-31

"The singer has made great strides
In the profession, hasn't sheY'
ayes, indeed. Formerly, when she
received an encore, she sang; now she
usually smiles."-ToWn and Country.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1902-10-31

Lucille-But he has no Imagination.
HortenSp-He hasn't2 Thats where
you wrong him. Why, be thinks there
are fully dozen girls in this town
who have hearts that he broke all to
pieces.-Ch Chicago Record Herald.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1902-10-31
FOR SALE.

One iron tank, size, feet wide by
IS feet long by 81 feet deep. Grade Of
inch boiler iron well stayed by angle
plates. VIII hold about $500 gall
Ions. Good as new, only used short
line. Win sell at bargain. Apply
a W r. NuzUM,
45.3t supt. Consumers Ice Co.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1902-10-31
spme OlI story.

''Wonder why the grizzly bear isn't
exhibiting himself today? said the
African lion gently.
He's laid up. The tortoise bit him"
replied the lIoness.
.'Well that's what he gets for fool.
ing with shell game."-coIorado
Springs Gazette.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1902-10-31

A German botanist has ascertaine6
that one use Of tho movements OF
caves on sensitive plants Is to warn
oE small creeping insecta. ]
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1902-10-31
Tho,o CHI FriendD.

II had proposal last night and &C.
fused It"
''You are always thinking Of the well
fare of Others, aren't you, dear?'-
Ohio State Journal
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1902-10-31

Every man should know something
Of law. II he knows enough to keep
out OF 1t he is pretty good lawyer.