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The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1902-07-24
POULTRY POINTERS.

Came chickens have mere meat In
proportion 10 Their height than any
Other breed Of fowls
When lie chickens are growing fast.
t is a foel plan 10 nix little bone
meal in Their soft feel
Smcar,ng whole wheat with Kerosene
or turpeniine and feeding 1t 10 the
chickens Is Il good remedy for gapes.
Adding some carbolic acid and put.
ting on bot will secure much better re
suits frofa he withdrawing Of the
poultry honse.
While il is at no time advisable TO
keep food of any kind before the fowls
all the time. 1t will be an advantage TO
keep milk where they can drink all
they want.
Fowls do not run together in large
numbers They will always divide into
iocks of small size and will select diff
ferent feeding grounds. always pro
sided they have the opportunity
growing chicken. like growing
animal. requires plenty of good. whole
some food supplied literally and often
in order 10 enable them TO grow and
mature rapidly and To develop proper
w.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1902-07-24
Mistake In the BIZ.

you've made n mistake In my bill,
said a young man eXcitedly the other
day to the proprietor OF prominent
tailoring house. THAT can't be-" as
serted the tailor, mildly. "oh, but it's
So" exclaimed the youth In furry.
Look herel Ten dollars too much
charged on this bill
The proprietor compared the bill with
his books. you're right. Mr.. Blank"
he admitted I'll take $40 off. and how
much did you say you wanted to pay on
account
The young man grew red, coughed,
aud finally produced 50 note.
THAT works every time" eoniided
the tailor to an interested bystander
after the customer had departed, says
the Philadelphia Record. Nothing
brings man here In such hurry as
TO oyercharge him on his bill. When n
customer gets a. little backward and
lodges the place send him bill over
charging him. lie comes on rush to
have the mistake corrected and little
diplomacy does the rest. Best of all. 1t
doesn't hurt his feelings as would a
visit from collector.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1902-07-24
THE OLD TIME DERBY.
And How 1t Differs From the Meet of
These Rushing Days

These flushing Days.
1t is strange. indeed, to look back up
ON the manners and customs of the rae
ing world in the year of the first Derby
and contrast them with the new meth
DDS In 1850 there was the journey
down to the little Surrey town, and
coachman thought himself lucky if he
could force his way from Westminster
10 EPSON in twelve or fourteen hours
without dislodging wheel en- route.
None but the richest class could afford
to drive there at all, for those were
days when tradesmen thought, like
John Gilpin. an outing once in two
years as much as they could afford.
In those days, too, a visit TO EPSON
meant making week of it. Lodgings
had to be taken in the town by those
who were not fortunate enough to be
invited 10 share the hospitality of some
local magnate. Racing began about II
a. m. and after witnessing one or two
heats the company would retire TO the
town TO dine. returning later to witness
the conclusion of the sport.
Nowadays the man of fashion for the
most part elects to travel TO and fro
by rail. He gets his Derby, as IL were,
while he waits. 1t is quite possible for
him to partake Of an early luncheon in
Pail Mall, witness the great race with
out acquiring a wrinkle in his collar or
disturbing the nap of his hoy hat and
land back at his club in time for 3
o'clock tea and the special editions of
the evening papers.-"The Classic Eng
lish Derby" by Edward Spencer, in
Outing.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1902-07-24

:. That woman remarked the grea:
detective as he pointed TO what an or
binary mortal would have taken for a
handsomely dressed female lis n man.
y mann echoed his companion i'm
establishment Why, how can wom-
an bc n MAN.
w hat | mean replied the grea; de-
tectiye, rs that the party referred to
a man disguised us a woman.'
How do you know that asked the
other
Because" answered the wise one, Il
followed her into drygoods store aud
she purchased the first thing she priced
ard never looked at anything else"
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1902-07-24
There Wash Limit.

81 am glad they moved away" re
marked the good housewife speaking
of family Of borrowing neighhOrs
who had Just left the neighborhood Il
WAS willing to lend them Il loaf of
bread occasionally or half Il dozen eggs
or the washboard or the lemon
squcezer. but when they got down to
sending tha little girl over to borrow
pennies Ia give the organ grinder |
began 10 think it WAS nearly time to
draw IT. line; and, To cap the climax,
one d.. ihey actually asked me TO
come over and take care Of the baby
while they went out TO do the shop
pingm
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1902-07-24
CATARRH OF STOMACH.

Wise men investigate, but fools
know it all
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1902-07-24

4 lecturer on the mistakes of his
tory says that Ethan Allen did not ut
Ter ut the taking of Fort Ticonderoga
the ringing phrase associated with that
event In the mind of every schoolboy.
Instead of informing the British COM
mnndcr that he demanded the surren-
der of the stronghold lin the name of
the great Jehovah and the Continental
congress-" he shouted, Come out of
that you old rat"'
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1902-07-24

The readers of this paper will be pleased to
learn that there IA at least one dreaded disease
that science has been able to cure in all Its
stages, and that Ia CAtnrrh. Halls GatarTh
Cure il the only positive cure known 10 the
medical fraternity, Catarrh being constitu-
tioDal disease, requires constitutional treat
ment. Halls CatArrh Cure Is tsken internally,
acting directly upon the blood and mucous sur
faces of the system, thereby destroying the
foundation OF the disease, and giving the
patient strength by building up the eonstitu.
ton and assisting nature IN doing Its work
The pfuprietors have so much faith In It's cura-
tive powers, that they offer one Hundred Dol.
lars Tor any case that IL fails 10 cure. Send for
list of testimonials
Address, F.J. CHENEY co, Toledo,
Sold by Druggists 75c.
Halls Family Pills are the best
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1902-07-24

A Boston servant. like many of her
class, does not know her age. She has
lived with one family eleven years and
has always been tNenty-eight. But
not long ago she read In the newspaper
of an old woman who had died at the
age OF LOG. Maybe I'm ms aud as that
mesilf." said she. "lndade can't re-
mimbcr the time when ! wasn't alive
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1902-07-24
The HnnnhnrN Line.

\ we'll known judge on II Virginia
circuit was recently reminded very
forcibly of his approaching badness
by one of his rural acquaintance.
ledge" drawiod the farmer 1t wont
he very long 10 you'll hey 10 tie n
string around yer head to tell how fer
up TO wash yer face."-IIarper's Maga-
zine.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1902-07-24

Judgc-Were you not here two weeks
ago on charge of burglary?
Prisoner was, your honor.
Judge-And MS | let you go then |
suppose you thought you could keep 1t
up. eh?
Prisoner-No your honor. | was
forced into IL this time.
Jndge-How's that.
Prisoner was trying to raise mon
ey 10 pay the lawyer who defended me.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1902-07-24

The Widow-Do you believe there is
anything IN dreamsf
The bachelor Sure thing.
Tile WidOw-Last night dreamed
thai you proposed to me. Now. what
does that signify:
The Bachelor-It probably signifies
that there Is disappointment in store
for YOU.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1902-07-24
LET US ALL LAUGH.
JOKES FROM THE PENS OF VA.
RIOUS HUMORlSTS.
Pleasant Incidents Occurring the
World over-Sayings that Are Cheer.
full TO Old or Yonng-Funny Selec.
tions that You viii Enjoy.

young man." said the clerical look
Ing passenger. addressing the beard
less individual across the aisle. do you
ever consider when you lie down AT
night that You may never see the sun
rise again.
NO replied the party at whom the
remark had been fired, cant say that
do: but every morning when | wake
up realize that may not live TO see
another sunset"
You do?' queried the puzzled c. !. p.
Il do" answered the young man.
you see. I'm baseball umpire"
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1902-07-24

President of Foreign Missions-How
in the world did all these sofa cushions
and fairy lamps come TO be In this box
for the Fiji Islanders?
Miss Hairbrain (earnestly)-W-Whyl
thought. with all their spears and war
clubs, that II they only had few cush-
ions and jeweled lamps they could
make such perfectly lovely coz, cor
ners,-Puck.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1902-07-24

Mrs. Newed-This is the first bread
ever tried 10 make, dear.
Newed- We'll. you couldn't have made
a better start We could open bakery
and build up fortune on a foundation
like that.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1902-07-24
General Debility
An Exchange of oourtcsies.

NO, suh." said Mr.. Erastus Pinkly.
IL nebbcr sold my vote 10 nobody
but that candidate gave you SD"
"Yassir ! doesn't deny dat. He jes'
come along an gimme dat two, an
when n gemman comes along an gives
you 81 feb muffin IT amt no mo- dan
common reciprocity 10 vote foh i'm fob
muffin" Washington Star.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1902-07-24

Mrs. Blank-My husband has the
clearest head of any man ever met.
Mrs. Frank-Yes. my husband spoke
of 1t only yesterday. lie said there was
absolutely nothing In IL.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1902-07-24
Ii Never Came Rnck.

"Take my advice. Don't lend Bor-
roughs any money
Il never did
"Why, you used to, I'm sure, be-
cause
mo. | used TO think | was lending II
TO him. but | soon discovered II was
purely gift. - Philadelphia Press.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1902-07-24
Guilty.

do you know anything about hypno-
tismt" asked the girl in the pink waist.
Well replied the fluffy haired maid.
rs she held up her left hand to display
sparkling solitaire to better adyan-
tage, you can Judge for yourself"
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1902-07-24
Reasonable Inference.

Did the evidence IN the divorce suit
Indicate that Mrs. Flash was glddy?"
Il guess so. The judge and five OF
the jurors wanted TO marry her.
Brooklyn Life.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1902-07-24

Human Skeleton-That salesman
seems to be a pretty slick guy.
Fat Woman-l should say he was.
Hes just talked the '.Legless Won
der" into buying pair of shoes.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1902-07-24

q went to the play last night"
How did you like itF'
al didn't hear 1t. sat in front of
two women who were talking about a
wedding"
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1902-07-24

Did you say asked the authors
friend. that your hero. who is poor, is
10 marry the rich heiressf"
Yes, that is the way he proves his
herolsm. indianapolis News.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1902-07-24
The Vanishing weight.

"rhis trunk Is overweight"
"Now, look here, let me give you n
tip"
"Oh. very we'll then. In that case it
isn't. indianapolis News.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1902-07-24

BILL hear a man In town was ar
rested today for cruelty to animals.
Hills that so?
Yes; the fellow had n tapeworm,
and he refused TO feed it."-Yonkers
Statesman.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1902-07-24

Hamlett-1 see by the papers that
Horatio Footlights is starring under his
wlfe's management
Egglet-Yes. and | know lot or
other men who are managed by their
wives. but they FONT advertise the fact.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1902-07-24

Not violently emptylng The bowels or clean
ing, but gently stimulating, tuning strength
enfng the intestinal walls-Cascarets Candy
Gathartic. 10c, &c, d0c.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1902-07-24

"A man cant tell whether a girl
means what she says" he remarked
thoughtfully.
"of course not" she replied. IF he
thinks she does, why she just naturally
doesn't the moment she finds il out,
and, II he thinks she doesn't, why she
does. "--Chicago Post.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1902-07-24

Small, delicious, chocolate coated pei
lets for Constipation, Biliousness, Sick
headaches, Dyspepsia, Etc. Toe, DE box.
At all drug stores.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1902-07-24

New England Statesman-Wasnt
that notifying scene In the Senate
chamber?
Statesman from the Breezy West
Notifying, II was disgusting. 1t was
stopped before we could tell which one
was the best man!-Chlcago Tribune.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1902-07-24

Mothers will find Mrs. Winslow's Sooth-
ing Syrup the best remedy 10 Use for their
children during the teething period.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1902-07-24

Hamlin's Blood and Liver Pills
cure constipation and all the ills due
TO 1t DC at your druggists,
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1902-07-24
Liberal, Indeed.

Business Man-Your father gave you
very liberal education, YOU say?
College Graduate-Sure,t the governor
did cough up like gentleman when
ever wrote him for check. -Philadel-
phia Press.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1902-07-24

Today drink some "Castlewood" Bourbon,
or Rye Whisky. Highest grade Kentucky
goods. Cartan, Mccarthy 4 Co, sole DIS
tributors, San Francisco.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1902-07-24

Spruance Stanley K Co, San Fran
cisco, will supply you with sun Flower
Whiskey. Choice.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1902-07-24
Plnsfered.

Harriet-Doesn't Julia use good
deal OF face powder!
Jenny-Face powder. She ought to
belong TO the Plasterers' union.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1902-07-24

Hello. You're looking unusually
happy to-day"
Yes" replied the optimist, Il have
hopes of getting fine job. just an
swered an advertisement in the paper
Offering canyasser's OUTFIT for 81
that'll easily earn me 500 II week.
Philadelphia Press.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1902-07-24

One size smaller sitter using Aliens Foot Ease.
Cures swollen feet. biisters and eallous tpots ana
Is certain cure for ingiowing nails, swesting hot.
aching feet. At all Druggists, 2hc. Trial package
FREE by mail Address Allen :. Olmsted, lekoN'
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1902-07-24

Biggs-Nhat Kind Of a man Is Win
Dig
Dlggs Well. when you have moth
ing to do and want 10 listen 10 a lot of
senseless talk. he's all right
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1902-07-24

Light mortals. how ye walk your life
mlnuet over bottomless abysses, d.
vIded from you by n flm!-Carlyle.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1902-07-24

The time To save money is when
you are making it,
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1902-07-24

Adam, - Eve asked her husband +,
lis my fig leaf on straight"
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1902-07-24

Did you take Gilt Edge Whiskey this
morning? You would feel better through,
out the day II you had. For sale by all
iirst-olass dealers. Wchman, Lutgen *
Co, San Francisco, Cal, sole proprietors.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1902-07-24

Seribblcs-I see you have q poem in
the current number Of Blanks maya.
zine entitled - Dream
Drlbbles-Nes What do you think
of IT,
Seribbles Well, 10 be frank with
you. think a Nightmare" woulh
have been a more Appropriate head.
Ing
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1902-07-24

Mrs. Uppish-Just think, it's only six
months ago since we moved away from
next door to you. We're in much
better neighborhood now.
Mrs. Sharpe-So are we.
Mrs. Uppish-Why. where did you
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1902-07-24

IIfe Permanently Cured. No nts nervousness
III after frst days Of DR. Klines oreRt Nerve
Reslorer. send for FHEB 81 trial bottle and treat
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1902-07-24

A little power in the hands of a
little man is big danger
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1902-07-24

Miss Biffton-Because 1t is an amuse-
ment that doesn't cost anything.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1902-07-24

Friend-You had very fashionable
audience, didn't youf
Pinnist-Yes, at one time there WAS
not single person In the room VINO
vas listening. Somerylle Journal.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1902-07-24

Mrs. Sharpe-Oh. we haven't moved
ut all Philadelphia Press.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1902-07-24

ITS getting late
so It is, The last ear will be going
by In half an hour"
"Then guess I'd better begin 10 say
good night
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1902-07-24

If you have friend, don't enjoy a
Joke" on him.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1902-07-24

People afflicted with egotism-All
of us
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1902-07-24
She Mas Real Rude,

shortleigh-I dearly love 10 listen to
The patter OF the ralndrops on the roof.
Miss Biffton--I always suspected it.
Shortlelgh = Did you? And why.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1902-07-24

A cure for blues and empty pockets
Work
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1902-07-24

Hon. W. +. Aldrich, Congressman
from Alabama, writes from Washing
ton, ID. c.:
This is to certify that Psruna, nanu-
factured by The Peruna Medicine Co., oil
Columbus, O., has been used in my family
with success. II is fine tonic and will
build up depleted system rapidly. | can
recommend it to those who need cafe vege
table remedy for debility. F. Aldrich.
cATARRH OF STOMACH.
at is with pleasure recommend
Peruna as tonic of unusual merit.
A large number of prominent mem
bers of the different Orders with
which | have been connected have
been cured by the use of Peruna of
cases of catarrh of the stomach and
head also in kidney complaint and
weakness of the pelvic organs.
at tones up the system, aids diges
ton, induces sleep, and is we'll worthy
the confidence of sufferers of the
above complaints. III. S. Emory.
A catarrh book sent free by The Pc
runa Medicine Co., Columbus, Ohio.
Wise men investigate, but fools
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1902-07-24

BE charitable to ignorance-it does
not know any better
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1902-07-24

When TO pay debts-When they are
small.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1902-07-24

A grand medicine to purify the Blood.
They cure Constipation, Biliousness,
Dyspepsia, Sick Headaches. Zoe, Poe.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1902-07-24
ADAMS sARsAPARILLA PILLS.

Moments of victory and power tell
" hat man really Is.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1902-07-24
Mem. for Good BeaIth.

Read the souls of men on their
faces.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1902-07-24
100000 WoMEw

Have been restored to health
by lydia E. Pissifssasss's Kege-
fable Compound. Their fef-
fers ARC on fife and prove ffs5s
statement 10 be a fact, NOT a
mere boast. When q rsseaS-
cine has been successful In
curing 20 many women, yO0
cannot well say without try
Ing If" do NOT believe "a
will Epeffo fr1e.O
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1902-07-24
sfeo REWARD. sIoo.

Ignorance generally thinks itself
the height of wisdom.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1902-07-24

Sins-The evil deeds of other peo-
pie
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1902-07-24

Windig What's mighty queer?
Jabber The fact that you are con
stantly talking.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1902-07-24

Wndig-l make 1t a rule never TO
talk on any subject of which ! know
nothing.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1902-07-24
HOITT'S SCHOOL

Parents desiring home Influences, beautiful sur
roundngs. perfect climate, careful supervision,
and thorough mental, moral and physical training
Tor their boys, Will find all these requirements fully
met at Hotts school, Menlo Park, san Mnteo
County, Cal.
send Tor Catalogue.
Twelfth year begins August l2th
IRA q. HplIi. Ph.D Principal.
The new age. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1902-190?, 1902-09-27
They Hang out a Pincushion.

In some of the cities of Holland. such
as Haarlem, the birth of a child is an
nounced to the neighbOrs and all who
chance to pass by the curious custom
of hanging a pincushion outside the
door. If you walk past house and
see a white pincushion edged with lace
and looking very dainty. you may un-
derstand that the number of inhab-
itants has been increased by one, and
that one a girl.
When the happy couple are blessed
with boy. the color Of the pincushion
is red.
In Japan the people do something
similar. yet more extensive. Outside
the houses of. town you will see one
or more paper fishes dangling and blow
ing in the wind. On making inquiry
YOU are informed that the paper fishes
represent the boys Of the household
Every new boy means another hsh
These limitations of the koi are decorat
ed with colored silk and are thought
great deal of.
The fish which the Japanese call ko
is noted for it's courage and tenaclty
and is therefore regarded as httlhi
representation of the coming man.
The new age. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1902-190?, 1902-09-27

Though history and story are alike
silent as to the cultivation Of the straw
berry in early times. we know that the
fruit was well known In England In the
fifteenth century. Shakespeare has
three illusions to strawberries. In
Henry "" the Bishop OF Ely. In Illus
tration Of the good qualities which the
young king possessed, in spite Of his
wild habits and Objectionable compan-
ions. says:
The strawberry grows underneath the net
tie
And wholesome berries thrive and ripen
| best
Neighbored by fruit of baser quality.
The reference here is obviously to the
wild berry. But in the play OF "Richarc
Ill" strawberries are spoken OF al
growing in tie bishop of Ely's gardeI
at Holborn. and this seems to show
that the berry was cultivated witt
considerable care as early as the latte
part of the fifteenth century, thougl
Haydn's Dictionary Of Dates" assert
that the common strawberry wa
brought to England from Flanders
1890