The Pascagoula democrat-star., 1902-04-04
Editorial and Otherwise

Editorial and otherwise.
The kicker is still kicking.
Every tickle makes US chuckle.
| The suckers are not al dead yet.
Make love while the moon shines.
Long nose people don't know 1t all.
A little widow Is dangerous thing.
Spring poets are coming to the front.
Never put gift cigar in your mouth.
Hoops are still In fashion-on barrels.
Repentance is Of more concern than
SIN.
! Good cooks are more In demand than
saints.
wom.n's prudishne'' is ~ matter
Of age.
There is charity for sin, but hone for
sinners.
Great deeds begin where petty acts
leave of.
The pistol toter should be severely
punished.
A treasure in heaven will not buy
bread on earth.
The einnoccnt are always imposed up
on, SO they say.
Poker keeps more men awake nights
than insomnia.
Some people don't know good thing
when they see It.
The colossal hum bug Of the day is the
write.up OF towns.
Chickens are not the only things that
come home to roost
TO be in love is to be put out Of near.
ly everything else.
Experience is school which gives no
diplomas Of excellency.
Nothing on earth ever beats . good
wife but mean husband.
"Pea nut" politicians are not the men
! to rely on in an emergency. Ne
Cecil Rhodes, the great "diamont
king,"of South Africa is dead. =
| A woman never tries to flirt with .
married man who loves his wife.
Some men are so mean that they won't
even pay back borrowed trouble.
The worst thing mother can say o
her bad boy Is that he's mischievous.
Any waiter will tell you that q tip II
the hand is worth two on the races.
Truth is stranger than fiction, becaus'
there is less Of 1t on the market.
The trouble with most men who tall
we'll is that they talk too much.
It's wise woman who knows hal
she would like to know about her neigh
bors. 1tt
When widow sets her cap for mai
. he will soon be paying her milliners
bills. i'
A vain woman never discovers tina
|. brains are useful until her beauty l
gone. ...
Some people only know by heresa
that It is more blessed to give than
receive. -n H
The man who wsnts the earth ofte
has TO be content with . little dust II
his eyes. tNt FAl fleaUA ~. f. ty
"A mans love has been known to lss
= until his wife's wedding clothes wei
worn out.
:. Some mon marry widows becaus
= they arc too lasy to do the courtin
. themselves. 8aaR J .fa ,s
i Small favors are % thankfully r
ceived Gs large ones are untbankfull
remembered.
:, He ID . wise man who never lets h
= wife know he can put up shelves
N well As carpenter. ~
The averageman would mush rath
be right than be president of o scho
:. board without any salary.
: Popular songs would he less objectio
I. able II sung only in the hearing of tho
with whom they are popular.
Some magnates are 80 skeptical tn
they won't believe in chicken salad u
v. less they see tho feathers In It.
!. All the good poets are dead. tt
81 should be . solemn warning to the wo
rhymsrs Of today who have aspiration
Every time your neighbor gets CT
toner you might have had, you're
trick behind In the game Of promote
!. An egotist 10 man who insists
n' telling you the things about hims
: that yov.want 70 tell,him about yo'
sslf. +.
Excessive seal usually stouses q
picion. The customer 10 apt 10 thi
!. that you are trying TO sell her . g
bsick. e,i
The chain Ia no stronger than
I,wsakest link, The reputation Of st
often depends on the acts OF sim
employees. ssssss
sons lhen refuse 70 BET their NOR
on the fAsetits horse q horse race
causs Ahey haze : chance n lose Il
better sport, " ~ sslqs1fs'
,AAold ,beeh,Ior ssys The difRsrs
bstwssar : 'foldiag bsd and . woman
ID that the former somstimss shuts up
~ own accord.