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Morris tribune., 1902-09-20

j. 0. Perkins, who has filed the
position of engineer at the Indian
school for some time, resigned and
returned to his home in lnwood,
Iowa, last Tuesday.
Morris tribune., 1902-09-20

Deputy Grand Chancellor TawneJ
of St. Paul, visited the local K. T
lodge Thursday evening,
Morris tribune., 1902-09-20

E. J. Lehman who purchased a
general merchandise business at
Gray Eagle some time ago, has de-
cided to move his family to that
place in the near future. Mr.. Lehman
and his estimable family will be
greatly missed from Morris, where
they have lived for more than fifteen
years.
Morris tribune., 1902-09-20

Thos. LIE Mieux has moved his
family into the residence recently
vacated by W. J. Morris. at.
Morris tribune., 1902-09-20

II. H. Wells and daughter, Cora,
returned the first of the week from a
hunting trip in Canada.
Morris tribune., 1902-09-20

BE sure your right; then go
ahead" Ed RedmOn in "Davy
Crockett" at the opera house next
Tuesday evening"
Morris tribune., 1902-09-20

Miss Keller of the Indian school,
left Wednesday for Pipestone, where
she has accepted position as
teacher in the Industrial school at
that place.
Morris tribune., 1902-09-20

Genuine Rocky Mountain Tea
made by the Madison Medicine Co.,
is made Of rare and costly herbs not
found in any other preparation,
therefore get the kind you read
about. IS cts. Hubbard & Johnson.
Morris tribune., 1902-09-20

When once liberated within your
system, it produces most wonder
ful effect. It's worth ones last
dollar to feel the pleasure of life that
comes by taking Rocky Mountain
Tea Hubbard & Johnson.
Morris tribune., 1902-09-20

Fall suits and overcoats at the new
clothing store.
Morris tribune., 1902-09-20
CA TO Ia
e..,.+ thu 1.-The Kind You Have Always Bought
Signature a. I@/HAztzzsx

Go to Morris City Mills for New
Gold Patent Flour, Silver Leaf
Fancy Patent, Bran, shorts and
middlings,
Morris tribune., 1902-09-20

Thorn Bros entertainment com
pany next Thursday evening.
Morris tribune., 1902-09-20
GA EE a.
essr.th. 1'7h' Kind @ You Ha!s Always e'
Signature q L>zEANzzzZx

Miss Elma Nil2on left for Evan
ston, Illinois, the first of the week
where she is enrolled at the school of
oratory.
Morris tribune., 1902-09-20

Brick-laying on the new electric
light plant is nearly completed and
inside work will be commenced in a
few days.
Morris tribune., 1902-09-20

The cool weather we have been
having for the past few days helps to
remind one of his summers wages.
Morris tribune., 1902-09-20
GA TO EE As
s..sas NV Kind YOU z..s 4!ys!s
' = A@>9Xz zzezSsk

Henry Olson leased. the Pepper
property on Eighth street and moved
his family the first of the week.
Morris tribune., 1902-09-20

j. B. Anuerson's oldest daughter
has been seriously i'll with cholera
infantum, but is improved at this
writing.
Morris tribune., 1902-09-20

New line OF couches at Mcdonald
& Vaughn's. You want one and they
have just what you want.
Morris tribune., 1902-09-20

Walter Muir, Jr., who suffered a
fracture of his arm some time ago, is
getting along nicely.
Morris tribune., 1902-09-20

The uniform rank, K. of P's will
give dance al the armory, one week
from next Friday night.
Morris tribune., 1902-09-20

Lieut.. R. G, Dewey of Minneapolis,
spent the first of this week with
Morris friends. He has been at his
home in Minneapolis on month
furlough. Mr.. Dewey was formerly
superintendent of the Morris public
schools, but since leaving here he
entered the marine service and is now
stationed at Washington.
Morris tribune., 1902-09-20

Emil King was down from DOM
nelly Wednesday.
First-class meals served at the Pal
ace Cafe for rs c5nts.
Good, strong work horse for sale.
Enquire of Carl jacobson.
The Stevens county fair is in pro-
gress at the armory today.
John Spooner, of Wahpeton, spent
Sunday with his family here.
Smoke a Capadura 5 cent Cigar.
Harry Haling, exclusive retailer,
Guy Stewart returned to his school
duties at Shattuck the first of this
week.
c. J. Christopherson has been
suffering with an attack of La
Grippe.
We are now prepared to 10 feed
grinding on short notice. W. P
FOWLER.
Mr.. and Mrs. J. o. Pomroy are
cozilv settled in their new home on
Sixth street.
Calling cards and wedding station
cry in artistic designs printed at
Tho Tribune offico
Morris tribune., 1902-09-20

Mrs. E. H. Cornell, who has been
receiving vocal instruction under
Miss AIcott for the past two months
returned to her home in Elbow Lake
Thursday. She was accompanied by
Mrs. Game and Misses Alcott and
Hope.
Morris tribune., 1902-09-20

The Minneapolis Journal has a
scheme whereby any one subscribing
to that paper for one year can get
a $1,000 accident policy, good for one
year. for so cents in addition to the
cost of the paper. They also are
offering $4,000 in cash prizes for the
nearest guess on the total vote of
New York, Pennsylvania and. Mich.
igan this fall, Every three months
payed in advance is good for one
guess, Address, THE MIME
APOLIS JOURNAL.
Morris tribune., 1902-09-20

County Commissioner Hanse suf-
fered the misfortune of losing one
of his thumbs, while working about
his threshing machine last Tues lay
afternoon. While endeavoring to
turn one of the screws on the self
feeder, his thumb in some manner
was drawn into the gearing and torn
completely off. He came to Morris
Immediately to have the wound
dressed and will suffer no injuries
further than the losing of his
thumb.
Morris tribune., 1902-09-20

Calling cards and wedding station
cry in artistic designs printed at
The Tribune office.
Morris tribune., 1902-09-20

Thorn Bros entertainment com,
pany Will give performance at tie
opera house, Thursday evening, Sept
Is. Among the specialties are
numerous banjo selections by Mr..
Lee Golden; sketching by Mr.. j. II
Thorn, the lightning landscape artist
and eight performing Chihuahua
dogs. The dogs, the prettiest and
smallest on earth, are show in them
selves. Remember the date. Seats
on sale at the usual place.
Morris tribune., 1902-09-20

n. Estaque came down from Brock
enridge Saturday evening, and spent
Sunday with his family.
Morris tribune., 1902-09-20

G.. G. Thorpe of Hancock, trans
acted business in Morris, yesterday.
Morris tribune., 1902-09-20

Remember you can get your lunches
at the Palace Cafe any time. It is
open all night.
Morris tribune., 1902-09-20

10. Pomroy & Go. are offering
exceptional bargains. Read their ad
on page 3.
Morris tribune., 1902-09-20

G.. W. Edmunds lost his threshing
machine by fire last Saturday after
noon.
Morris tribune., 1902-09-20

Mr.. and Mrs. J. o. Pomroy are
cozily settled in their new home on
Sixth street.
Morris tribune., 1902-09-20
Capadura 5 cents Cigar.

Capadura 5 cents Cigar.
lib. Lund, practi cal matchmaker
&c. Morrison spent Sunday in
Morris. -
Work horses for sale. T. j.
Moore.
Attorney Beise is at Glenwood on
legal business.
Albert KnippIe has been seriously
i'll with tonsillitis.
F. A. Smith spent the first of the
week in Grey Eagle.
Get your Sunday dinner at the Pal
snce Cafe. Call up 81.
Born, to Mr. and Mis-. John Peter
son, on the 18th inst, son.
Mrs. M. J. Collins of Chokio was
the guest of Morris relatives Tues day
Furnished rooms for rent. Inquire
of F. Suesmilch at Longs barber
shop.
Reserve your seats for 'Davy
Crockett at the opera house next
Tuesday evening.
The family of E. F. Hill are enjoy
ing a reunion at the home Of Chas.
Hill in Grey Eegle.
N. Estaque came down from Brock
enridge Saturday evening, and spent
Sunday with his family.
The uniform rank, K. of P's will
give dance al the armory, one week
from next Friday night.
Morris tribune., 1902-09-20

The next meeting Of the Missionary
society of the Congregational church
will be held at the home of Mrs.
Ward Stone, at Riverside, 90 Friday
afternoon, Sept. 26th. An interest
ing program is being prepared
Every one is cordially invited to the
meeting.
Nick Klein, one of the veteran
cigar makers of Morris, died at the
poor farm last Thursday, Of con-
sum rtion. Mr.. Klein was employed
for a number of years by E. F.
Bruhn and Chas, Dornquist. He
leaves two brothers, one residing in
California, and the other in Shum-
way, III. Funeral services we're held
in Assumption church yesterday
morning
Morris tribune., 1902-09-20

The family Of E. F. Hill are enjoy
ing a reunion at the home Of Chas.
Hill in Grey Eegle.
Morris tribune., 1902-09-20

Put something in the Tribun
about it if you want to sell.
Morris tribune., 1902-09-20

Mrs. NJ. J. Collins of Chokio was
the guest of Morris relatives Tues day
Morris tribune., 1902-09-20

Reserve your seats for "Davy
Crockett" at the opera house next
Tuesday evening.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1902-01-11

Too GOOD TO BE TRUE.-It is related
that on the last tour of President Nc.
Kinley in the south, Andrew Carnegie
was in the party, and all were asked tc
attend Negro church in Thomasville
Ga, where a very fervid minister Off
ciated.
It Is said that whenever lull came
in the services the deacons took up q
collection, but through hospitable mo-
tives avoided passing the box to the
white visitors. The old pastor arose al
last and preached a sermon that was
at the same time eloquent. earnest, and
ridiculous right at the
white folks, and his description Of the
poverty of the church was so impress
sive that when the deacons passed the
contribution boxes around for the
third time, Mr.. Carnegie intercepted
one and dropped a $50 bill in the box.
The old preacher counted their con-
tents. When he had finished he placed
a handful of small change on one side
and a crisp greenback on the other
Clearing his throat, he said:
"Breddern. we has been greatly
blessed by dish yer contribution. We
has heah TO dollahs an fo'ty cents;
dat is good; an If de fifty-dollah bill
put in by de white gemman wild de
gray whiskers is also good. we Is bless
ed whole lot moah," and he looked
suspiciously at the giver Of libraries
and campaign funds.-Des Moines
Leader
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1902-01-11

MAKING MONEY Too FAST TO QUIT
Here Is one that a young man who
knows a good story when he hears It,
heard one railroad man tell another
in a depot up the line the other day
1--WE picked up a new Irishman some
where up-country and set him to work
brakin' on a construction train at three
cents a mile for wages. One day when
him an me was on the train she got
away on one O. them mountain grades
and the first thing we knowed she was
flynn down the track at about 80 miles
an hour, with nothin' in sight put the
ditch and the happy huntin' grounds
when he come to the end. twisted
'em down as hard as I could all along
the tops, and then Of sudden I see
Mike crawlin' along toward the end OF
the cars on all fours, with his face the
color Of milk. I thought he was get
tim ready to jump, an see his finish
If he did.
Mike 1 says, for God sake don't
jump
He clamps his fingers on the run
min board to give him a chance to
turn round, and. lookin' at me con-
temptuous; answers:
Jump, is it? Do yez think I'd be
after jumpin' an me maxim money as
fast as I am?' Portland Oregonian
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1902-01-11

HAD THOUGHT HIM IN THE PALE
The quaint sayings of little folk fur
nish an abundant supply Of amusing
anecdotes. A Baltimore lady, an Epis-
copalian, relates the following story,
which she declares is authentic:
Mrs. j., Of Georgia, a relative of a
prominent bishop Of the Episcopal
church, had a little daughter who had
just begun to attend school. Mrs. ].
was herself a devout Episcopalian, and
her little one had been carefully train
ed.
lone day the child returned from
school almost in tears. She said lit
tie Jewish girl in her class had treat
ed her badly. and she began to speak
sightingly of her schoolmate's race,
when her mother said reprovingly:
my dear, you must not talk in that
way. The Jews were Gods chosen peo-
pie. Our Lord himself, was Jew
after a moments deep thought the
child replied in tone in which horror
and regret were equally blended:
"'Oh, mamma, 7 didn't know that.
I am so sorry. I always thought he
was an Episcopalian.' Baltimore
Sun.
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Aumoruus department.


The eager poet wrapped 1t up care
fully and set out for the city, where
the leading magazine editors sat In
Judgment on such as his-or, rather,
on such as might not hope to be quite
as his; and it was night when he came
to the city. At the hotel where he
chose to lodge he passed 1t to the
clerk, with instructions to place 1t In
the safe, where valuable were kept for
security.
What value?" the clerk inquired.
The poets face flushed with pride.
1T is, perhaps. scarcely possible to
place a value upon 1t, but"
Say two hundred?" suggested the
busy and practical clerk.
THAT is, perhaps, something OF the
sort they will place upon It." replied
the poet with a deprecatory curl of his
lip. Yes; say two hundred" and he
sighed.
The clerk checked 1t at 200 and put
it away in the safe. Next morning the
poet arose, paid for his lodge, received
1t safely into MS nanQS again dHu "eh'
forth. The afternoon was waning
when the poet, looking wan and weary,
stood again at the hotel desk, with 1t
Ono longer with large y in his hand.
"Ah!" said the clerk. Care for 1t
again? Same value, I suppose?"
"Well-er-ah-note exactly" said the
poet, still eagerly, but Of a different
variety Of eager. II think-er-ah-
what was going to say was-er-as a
matter of fact-er-could you let me
have a half dollar on it?"
The clerk said he couldn't hardly do
it just then, and the poet took 1t and
went back to his humble village. where
he opened tin shop and did quite
well.-New York Times.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1902-01-11

A BURST OF GENERosITY.-A man
from Dunedin once visited (the town
of wellington. An Irish friend insist
ed upon the visitor staying at his house
instead Of at a hotel, and kept him
there for month, playing the host in
detail, even to treating him to the the
atres and other amusements, paying
all the cab fares and the rest. When
the visitor was returning to Dunedin
the Irishman saw him down to the
steamer and they went into the saloon
to have a parting drink.
"What'll you have?" asked the host
continuing his hospitality to the very
last.
Now, look here" said the man from
Dunedin. "I'll hae nae mair O. this
Here ye've been keepin' me at yer
house for month an payin' for a. the
theatres AN cabs an drinks-I tell re
I'll stan nae mair o it! Well just hae
Il toss for this one!"-The Scotsman.
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VALUE OF DEPORTMENT.
Teaching of Good Manners Neg
Iected Part of Education.

Teaching of Good Manners a Neg
Iected Part of Education.
If good manners be, as few will deny
so important for success in life, how
comes 1t that 1t is the one part Of our
education that Is left to take care OF
itself? Games and books are regarded
as essential, and the progress Of the
child in one Of the other, or both, ac-
cording to the taste Of the parent, Is
anxiously watched. But most parents
and all young persons would receive
with amused contempt or fierce resent
ment the idea that the habit Of being
agreeable to others Is very useful, and
can be taught. And here Is worth
noticing the difference between the
English and French view Of good
breeding. When an Englishman uses
the term "well-bred" he refers to the
persons pedigree. "He was not bred
in our kennel" said Whig peer with
coarse contempt Of Mr.. Gladstone.
But the equivalent phrase in French,
bien eleve, refers to the persons up
bringing or education. The majority
Of Englishmen and women regard good
breeding as thing which cannot be
taught, but is partly congenital and
partly inhaled unconsciously from our
social atmosphere.
Lord Chesterfield took emphatically
the French view and his failure to
teach his son good manners does not
prove that the system was wrong, but
merely that the son was deficient in In
telligence. Good breeding is the ma
tural result of common sense and COM
mon observation teaches you the man
ner of it, which makes it good breed
ing" "Observe carefully what pleases
you in others, and probably the same
thing in you will please others. II
you are pleased with the complaisance
and attention of others to your humors,
your tastes, or your weaknesses, de-
pend upon it the same complaisance
and attention on your part to theirs
will equally please them."
1HlS, VI CouISe, IL llle SSSieI VI ti'S
business. Good manners consist In
consideration for other people that Is
to say, in intelligent altruism in small
matters. 1t is absurd to say that this
kind Of unselfshness in trifles cannot
be cultivated, because it Is largely
matter of attention.
Manners are to high degree teach
able, and parents can do very great
deal to make their children agreeable
by impressing upon them the worldly
utility of being so, for no other argu-
ment would be of the least avail. 1t is
much to be wished that parents would
do so, for the manners Of the rising
generation are marked by unabashed
selfishness and cynical irreverence.-
Review.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1902-01-11

He GOT THE SoAP.-While the special
train Of George Gould was on a side
track in Missouri, says the New York
Times, Mr. Gould stepped to earth to
stretch his legs while waiting for a
regular train to pass. 1t was In the
more rugged part of the state, we'll
away from civilization. A typical hab-
liant of the district stopped a pair of
emaciated mules near the train. He
hailed Mr.. Gould and said:
Say, mister. we have a new baby at
my dugout, an we amt got no soap.
My old woman is so stuck up over it
that she's making me drive fourteen
miles to town to get some nice smellin'
soap, an l thought maybe you'd help
me out by gettin' me a piece of soap
outen one of them fancy cars"
Mrs. Gould who overheard the re-
quest. had the porter give the man sew
eral pieces OF soap wrapped in some
tOwe.s and several articles OF timed
de.icacies. The man seemed much sur
prised at such generosity, and as he
turned to drive hOmeward he Shouted
back to Mr.. Gould:
Say, mister, sou all must be some
relation to Santa Claus"
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1902-01-11
LIBERAL PREMIUMS FOR CLUBMAkBRS.
Two Fine Buggies, Parker Hammerless
Shotgun. and Other Articles of Value.

THE contest for the premiums annu-
l. ally offered for clubs Of suoscrib-
ers to the YORKVILLE ENQUIRER
is now open, to continue until O'Clock
%. M, on the SECOND WEDNESDAY
IN MARCH, 1902. and all Of our old
friends, along with as many new ones
as may desire, are cordially invited to
enter the competition.
The first premium this year Is to be
A FINE TOP BUGGY, the best that
can be made by the YORKVILLE
BUGGY COMPANY for $50; the second
premium is the BEST OPEN BUGGY
this company can make for $50. These
two prizes are to be given for the TWO
LARGEST CLUBS returned and paid
for by the SECOND WEDNESDAY
IN MARCH. For additional CLUBS,
ranging in size from 100 down to 3, we
Sewing Machines, Shot Guns, Rifles,
Pistols, Musical Instruments, Watches,
Silver Tableware Magazines, Newspa-
pers and other articles Of value sufti-
cient to compensate the clubmaker for
all the work he or she may do. Full In
formation may be had Of these articles
and the terms upon which they will be
given, by making inquiry at this office.
A $50 PARKER GUN.
For the largest number Of NEW
SUBSCRIBERS returned between this
date and JANUARY 18TH. 1902, at 4
o'clock in the afternoon, whether that
number be three or one hundred, we
will give a 12 GAUGE PARKER HAM
MERLESS BREECH-LOADING SHOT
GUN. The gun Is made by Parker
Brothers. Of Meriden, Connecticut, and
sold by the H. G. D. Folsom Arms Com
pany, of 314 Broadway, New York. 1t
has the reputation of being the BEST
gun in the world for the money.
The contest in competition for the
gun Is to have no connection with the
contest in competition for the Buggies,
except that after the close Of the gun
contest, on January Is, all names re-
turned on account Of 1t may still be
counted in the competition for the first
and second prizes to be given away
on the SECOND WEDNESDAY IN
MARCH, and they may be counted In
making up the number required for any
other premium for which the club
maker may have a preference.
WHO ARE NEW SUBSCRIBERS.
BY NEW SUBSCRIBERS we mean
those who WE'RE NOT ON OUR
BOOKS ON SEPTEMBER 18TH, 1901.
We will not count as a NEW sub
scription a name that is changed from
one member Of a family to another. 1t
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MUST BE A POSITIVE ADDITION
TO OUR SUBSCRIPTION LIST.
INDICTMENT TO
NEW SUBSCRIBERS.
TERMS AND CONDITIONS.

TWO SIX MONTHS SUBSCRIBERS at 81
each, will be considered the equivalent OF one
yearly subscriber at Sl.75 and so counted.
subscription paid for two or more years In ad-
vance at $l.75, will be counted as one name for
each year SO paid.
Clubmakers will be held personally respon-
sible for the payment fall names returned by
them. After a clubmaker has returned and
paid for any name, he can, at anytime there
after, discontinue the sending Of the paper to
the person for whom @ ~ ne mas mas ph pah,a and % transfer
yided the person to whom the transfer is
desired was not subscriber at the time the
original name was entered on our books.
No name will be counted In competition for
premium until the subscription price has
been paid nor will any premium be delivered
until q satisfactory settlement has been made
for all names returned by the clubmaker.
Persons who commence making clubs will
not be permitted TO transfer their club to an
other clubmaker's list after the names have
been entered on our books.
II Is not necessary that the names on club
should all be at the same postoffice. Names
may be taken ut any number OF places.
All subscriptions must be forwarded TO us 10
the expense of those sending then;
We will be responsible for the slfe transmits
sion OF money only when sent by draft, regis
tered letter or money order drawn on the
Yorkville postotfice.
In sending names. write plainly, ana give
pOstOffice, county and state.
All subscriptions will be discontinued at the
expiration of the time paid tor.
4 Sepaiatc list Will be Kept LOT each cluDma-
ker. Who will be credited with each name
sent, 40 that the number sent by any one per-
son may be ascertaineI at a moments notice.
In case of a tie for either premium, two
weeks will be allowed In which to "untie."
The time In which names may be returned
under our propositions will commence NOW,
and expires at 4 o'clock p. M, ON Wednns-
day. the I2th day of March. 1902:
After the closing of this contest on March IL,
1902, no single yearly subscription Will be re.
ccivcd for less than the yearly subscription
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1902-01-11

A DAYS WORK IN WAsHINGToN.-In
a letter from Washington, Bill Nor
gan notes the slow manner in which
business is transacted at the national
capital and gives the following story
10 illustrate it:
State Senator Fitzpatrick, of Kansas.
was in Washington on department
business. He couldn't get his busi-
ness pushed through, no matter how
much he hurried. One day he met Ma
tional Committeeman Dave Mulvane
and complained that during the whole
day he hadn't been able to accomplish
a single thing.
Didn't you write a letter to your
wife," asked Dave.
Yes. l did," responded Fitzpatrick.
We'll. don't kick. You can only do
one thing day in this city, and you've
done it.-Kansas City Journal.
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~ "Of course" said Miss Goldroxs S
lover, Il realize that your daughter is
an heiress. but / assure you that
would be just as anxious to marry her
if she were a pauper.''
That settles you" replied her faith
er. I'VE don't want any such fool as
that in the family. y."-Philadelpnla
Press.
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r. l would rather be Il baggar and
spend my money like a king, than q
king and spend it like beggar.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1902-01-11

T.: Some foolish young people don't
know the difference between Il broken
heart and a dlSordcred liver.
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~ The first Bible printed with d
date was furnished by Faust, the Ger
man father of Typography, in 1462.