New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1902-11-02
TIE TALK OF TIE DAT.

Cincinnati Is to have "sweetheart's owl" Tho
girls Of the Mil Greek Valley decided they were
tired of having their beaUs put them on car AMI
send them home instead of going home with them
The result OF meeting on the question was
a petition % the street railroad officials for
70 leave the upper end OF the valley at u o'clock
or Whereabouts. The president Of the company
thinks the women can get everything they want
and so T. will be
\ scotchran had reached the summit Of his
The honor seemed 10 him great one. aud he tried
Win lis head Agh in the air. he swaggersa
a2S 10 e 81 in MID
Mon" cried the indignant owner. ''ntnd my
longer mon I'm = baillie"- (EveFybodys Mag
azine.
The president Of the Liberal party. according
to The London Chronicle" in the election Of
Lord Rector at Aberdeen University has praised
Mr. Asquith's ability in debate in curious way
Il illustrates a use OF "byword" in a sense that
has no authority in the dictionaries Mr.. Asquith's
keen powers Of debate" this speaker said. which
he had cultivated in the Oxford Union. remained
a bywora TO the present day" But there is no
warrant for such use OF "byword" in the Cen
tury or the Oxford Dictionary. 1t is term Of
contempt, and hat. OF course, was far from the
speakers meaning. This reminds one OF a.
"howler" made year or two ago at the same
university. A graduate, in proposing vote of
thanks TO DR.. Royce at the end OF OF his
lectures. asked that distinguished psychologist to
believe that the students of Aberdeen "sympa-
thzed with" their fellow students at Harvard in
having so brilliant professor.
THE END OF EVOLUTION.
CMr. T; H. Holding Editor Of The London
Observed: we have reached fnality. so far as
the dress of the English gentleman is concerned.
OF the next hftv or sixty years but Of the next
Since Eeracleitus, long ago.
His maxim. everything flows pr1r,ounded
To be rnaintainabe COMPOUNDED
Pronhet and poet sage and don
Wherever speculation ranges
Unite in ringing changes on
The theme that all creation changes.
no doubt the Shining lines of Shelley
Some parallel from Miss CorelH
Ard all bewail the lot OF man
Who by no method of insurance
That robs achievement Of endurance.
Where. once was Troy stand cornhelds now:
And Homer from his mute and chill lips
He likes the odyssey OF Phillips.
John Burns succeeds 70 Caius Gracious
AS Rosebery succeeds to Pitt,
And Horace Hutchinson to FIaccuS
let mid this maze of shifting sands
This crude Kaleidoscope welter
one institution rocklike stands
one soma STRUCTURE gives us shelter,
Though asses stamp where Jamshvd refgued
Though needle guns give place To Mausers
Flnality has been attained
In enc department-that OF trousers.
Oh triumph OF the tailor's goose
Destined to last for endless seons
Though sculptoPs greet thee with abuse
We hail thee with ecstatic paans
For man. whom disappointment dogs
Whose other works demand correction.
Here sets On his immortal
The seal OF absolute perfection
-(Punch
One of the Berlin courts was occupied the other
day with question whether a starving man was
capable OF consuming large loaf Of bread az one
meal II a man proved TO be starving steals bread
II is not regarsed as theft according 10 the Ger
man law. but is punished lightly. In this instances
the loaf was regarded as too large for one person
70 consume, but on the mans proving that he
shared it with starving friend. he was acquitted
- theft.
Now that Yale College has honored q dialect
poet with degree trust that BiiIVjlls JJnfyer-
sity will be equally generous and make the vale
professors honorary ~ he