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The Dolores star., 1902-10-10
kIno Edward's Pull.

To the French people of Canada Sir
WIlfrid Laurier is the greatest II not
the only great person living. Some
time ago "habitant" arriving in the
city Of Quebec met an old friend and
fell to talking politics. In the course
Of conversation he happened to men,
ton the name of Queen Victoria and
the friend informed him that the
queen had been dead for year.
"Dead!" exclaimed the countryman
land who, then. rules in England?" :"
When It was explained to him that
the Prince of Wales had succeeded to
the throne he shook his head wisely.
Mon Dieu!" he said. but he must
have q pull with Laurier."
The Dolores star., 1902-10-10
His Best Investment.

when l knew old Hunks, years
ago." said the returned traveller. "he
hadn't soul above dollars and cents.
find him now the best read man,
especially in history and the works OF
the standard novelists, l ever met. ]
can't understand the change in him. u
"The explanation is easy" replied
the old citizen. "He lent $1,000 to a
man who wanted to start high-class
circulating library. After a year or
two the man failed. leaving nothing
but the books as his assets. Old
Hunks had to take them for the debt,
ana as nobody wanted to buy lot Of
secondhand books, he started in and
read all of them to get his money
back"
The Dolores star., 1902-10-10

tripped Jose, and when we recovered
there were no meats, no breads, no
fruits. Oh. senors. oh, senors!"
Two or three of the officers rushed
into the mess room. When they re.
turned their faces were blank.
"Garcia's right they said, "the
place is stripped as clean as though
visited by locusts.'
Then they stopped abruptly, as
though making a discovery, eud
glanced at the captive. You are re-
sponsible for this" one Of them de-
clared.
The boy grinned. "Si. senor," he
SAID compOsedly. "Why not?"
The Dolores star., 1902-10-10
poino His Best.

It somehow seems little enough when you
say
That fellow is doing his best
1t means that he tolls and he hopes day
by day
That Heaven will attend to the rest
He is jostled aside by the hurrying crowd,
Unsought by the lonely: forgot by the
proud.
He earns what he gets, and no more is
allowed
To the fellow who's doing his best"
But whenever a crisis arises, we look
To the man who Is doing his best.
The prince with his splendor, the sage
with his book.
Full oft fail to answer the test.
And when there's a home or a country to
serve,
We turn to the man with the heart and
the nerve.
The man whom adversty's touch could
not swerve,
The man who kept doing his best.
Washington Star.
The Dolores star., 1902-10-10
-JGHn Hn eznaIJlJ@IlNG[ [lFN i
Good Cause to Worry.

First missionary-You look worried.
Second missionary am worried.
First missionary-What about?
Second missionary-About my fu-
ture.
First missionary-Why should you
worry about that?
Second missionary heard one of
the cannibals say that / was a regular
pudding, and it may occur to him that
the proof of the pudding is in the
eating
The Dolores star., 1902-10-10
Why He Reioiced

Mother writes that she is coming
to spend few weeks with u.s." re-
marked the bride of three short
months as she glanced over a letter at
the breakfast table.
THE saints be praised!" exclaimed
the man who had once declared that
he could not live without her. "Your
mother, at least, is splendid cook"
The Dolores star., 1902-10-10
The Last Request,

An amateur sportsman had mistak-
en- a calf for deer and the calf was
breathing its last.
"T-tell mother" gasped the dying
martyr, addressing the sympathetic
sheep that stood near by, tell
mother that died game"
Another struggle and the agony was
over.
The Dolores star., 1902-10-10
Saint VS.. MARTYR.

According to a recent chronicler, a
lady, great admirer of a certain
preacher. took Bishop Magee with her
to hear him, and asked him afterwardS'
what he thought of the sermon.
1T was very long" the bishop said.
YES" said the lady, but there was
a saint in the pulpit"
And martyr in the pew rejoined
the bishop.
The Dolores star., 1902-10-10
Miqht Do Much Better.

D'Auber with mock modesty)-Of
course, l may never be a great artist,
but
Critteek-You should certainly be
able to make good living.
D'Auber-Think so?
Critteek-Yes, you should be able
to get job doing something else.
The Dolores star., 1902-10-10
Real Exertion,

And so this is your gymnasium? ?"
asks the guest. 'But where are your
gymnastic appliances?"
IL don't need any" is the reply. 81
find that l get all the exercise | need
just getting into and out of my ath-
letic SUITS
The Dolores star., 1902-10-10
A Youthful Estimate.

Now said the Sunday school
teacher. in her most winning tones,
which little boy can tell me about
the still small voice that is within
us?"
''Please'm," said the freckled boy
at the end of the seat, my uncle has
one"
He has?"
''Yes'm. He's a ventriloquist."
The Dolores star., 1902-10-10
snatched sword from one Of the

snatched sword from one of the
scabbards and bounded away.
for the first time that their mess cook
and his boy assistant were shutting
about wringing their hands.
What are you doing here. Garcia?"
one Of the ofiicers demanded impa-
uently. 60 back and hurry up sup
per-"
But Garcia continued to wiring his
hands.
There Is none," he walled. mo
meats. no breads. no fruits. Oh.
senors! oh, senors! What shall we do?
me and my boy Jose were finishing .
beautiful supper-oh. 70 beautiful
ana horde Of wild creatures rushed
in and threw -four into my face and
The Dolores star., 1902-10-10
Jonah's Opportunity.

Jonah, on finding himself in the
whale, was enraptured.
AT last" he cried, exultantly, "at
last I'm in with the Standard Oil
push."
Finding it impossible to bull the
market. he began to bear it. and
though somewhat down in the mouth,
in three days came out ahead
The Dolores star., 1902-10-10
Poor companv.

Banks Clicking off the ashes with
his little finger)-"Yes. smoke a
good deal. A cigar is company for a
fellow when he's lonesome"
Rivers (raising the window)-"You
must have been hard up for compan-
ionship when you lit that one"
The Dolores star., 1902-10-10
Rival eosslplna cIrele..

Mrs. Subbubs-Well. where did that
bit OF gossip come from-from the
sewing circle?
Mrs. Baklots-No. indeed. 1t came
from my husbands whist club on the
six-thirty-five.-Judg
The Dolores star., 1902-10-10
At Supper.

81 may have my faults" snapped the
landlady. "but l always respect old
age"
"You do?" chuckled the comedian
boarder. Then why is 1t you handle
the butter SO roughly?"
The Dolores star., 1902-10-10
A Wise Bow.

Jimmy-What made you kick when
your paw told you to sprinkle the
lawn? Don't you like to do it?
Willy-sure I do; but II paw knowed
that he wouldn't let mei-Puck.
The Dolores star., 1902-10-10
Judged by Results,

Uncle William. what is your opin-
ion of politics?"
Il dunno, sab. De las time had
dealin's wild it. 1t only gimme a dollar
fer two votes; SO wonders what DOL.
itics' opinion is of mel"
The Dolores star., 1902-10-10
Ready Inference.

yes, John married one of the best
girls ever saw. She'll make him an
excellent wife"
Its a pity she's so homely. isn't
it?"
"Oh, I didn't know you knew her."
Il don't, but you say she is SO good"
The Dolores star., 1902-10-10
Not That Variety.

Sally Gay-Mercy sases! Miss
Linger Long engaged to Jack Whoop-
ler? Why, she told me only yesterday
that she wouldn't marry the best man
on earth!
Dolly swift-she isn't going to-
The Smart Set.
The Dolores star., 1902-10-10
Like the Homo produe,

Homer-How did you nnd the
weather in London?
Rover-oh, easily enough. bump
ed up against seventeen diffsrest
kinds during the week was there. \
The Dolores star., 1902-10-10
Eased His Conscience.

"How old is the young lady?" asked
the clerk at the marriage license win
dow.
DO have to be sworn to this?"
said the bridegroom-elect.
NO"
She's 49,"
The Dolores star., 1902-10-10
A Pointed Inquiry.

do you think haven't any
brains?"
"Oh, would hardly undertake to
say that, but, II you have. why don't
gou use them occasionAllyf"
The Dolores star., 1902-10-10
One On the Old Man.

Honesty, my son. said the mil
lionaire congressman, lis the best pol
ICY"
We'll, perhaps it is, dad" rejoined
the youthful philosopher. but it
strikes me you have done pretty well,
nevertheless"
The Dolores star., 1902-10-10
MIGHT Be Worse.

Little Boy-That ink that papa
writes with isn't indelible ink. is it,
mother?
Mother-No.
"I'm glad of that!"
"Why?"
I've split it all over the carpet
The Dolores star., 1902-10-10

Had to Hammer Him.
II hear Delafield's new trotter is
a pretty hard brute to drive"
"Yes. Something like driving
nails"
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1902-07-24
NOTED PIONEER DEAD.
Saw Strenuous Life in Several West
ern States.
CBy Associated Press.

Helena, Mont, July 2S.--Thopas
Deyarmon is dead at Horton. Kas.,
where be had gone for his health. He
was the founder of the Virginia City.
Madisonian, one OF the Oldest papers
in the state
Learning the printing trade at In
dependence, Mo, he took part in the
border troubles preceding the civil
war, and went to Utah, with General
Albert Sydney Johnston, to suppress
the Mormons uprising He was one Of
the first stampeders to Colorado, at
the time Of the Pixies Peak excite
ment and went to Montana in 1853
He was elected to several OFFICES.
About a year ago he was stricken
with paralysis and went east for treat
ment
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1902-07-24
CARDINAL GIBBONS
CELEBRATES BIRTHDAY
Reaches the Age Of Sixty
Eight---A Life Of
Good Deeds
[By Associated Press.I

Baltimore, Nd, July 23.-Cardinal
Gibbons, who, during the last few
weeks has been called upon to mourn
the death of two members of the Ro-
man Catholic hierarchy in America.
reached his sixty-eighth birthday to-
day. There vas no formal celebration
Of the event, but during the day mes
sages of congrarulation poured in at
the archiepiscopal residence from
archbishoDs, bishops and proninen.
members of the clergy in all parts Of
the country.
Cardinal Gibbons was born in this
city July %, 1884. Of Irish parents.
During his boyhood he was taken TO
Ireland, where he received the ele-
ments of a liberal education. On re
turning to the United States It was de-
termined by his parents to consecrate
him to the service of God, and he en-
tered ST. Charles College, Maryland.
where he graduated with distinction
in 1887. Thence he went to St Mary's
Seminary, where, after taking the us
ual courses of theology and philoso-
ply, he was ordained a priest June 6,
1861, by Archbishop Patrick Kenrick.
Father Gibbons was at once assigned
to duty, and hard duty at that time,
in the city of Baltimore, serving first
as an assistant priest at st. Patrick's
church. Afterward he was sent as
pastor to the then humble and strug-
Cling parish of St Bridget's Canton,
where he also had to serve old st.
Lawrence's church, at Locust Point,
and TO cross the Patapsco river to do
so in a ferry boat, often times in the
stormiest weather. On March II,
1887, he received the red hat of the
cardinaleti from Pope Leo XIII.
The cardinal shows few signs Of his
increasing years His eye is as
bright and his step as quick and elast-
ic as twenty years ago. Every day
when the weather permits he walks
from FIVE to ten miles, and takes great
delight in firing out members of the
clergy, one of whom always accomPan-
les him on his long tramps through
the city and country. Next year the
cardinal is to celebrate his silver jub-
lice and arrangements are already be-
ing made to make it the most elabor
ate event Of the kind that has ever
been celebrated in this country.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1902-07-24
WOULDN'T srANp EoR Ir.

A farm wagon, with fifteen horses
attached to It in different places. stood
for a while on the corner Of Harrison
and Division yesterday A threshing
machine coming down the road sud
denly, disturbed the serenity Of the
scene The horses all became fright
ened and jerked the wagon he'd off Of
the unning gear making things look
serious for a while. More caution
nhould be taken 10 tying horses on the
streets
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1902-07-24
.rENNEsseE TeAcHEKs.
On AssocIated PressD

Monteage, Tenn July 28.-Teach-
ers from every nook and corner Of
Tennessee have rallied here for the
annual convention Of their state as
sociation They began TO arrive yes
terday and by noon today there was
a force of record breaking proportions
on the field. The visitors include rep
resentatives Of every branch Of edu-
cetional work. from the kindergarten
to the university.
The opening session today was de-
voted to the work OF organization and
preliminaries. The address Of well
cone was delivered by DIT. J. o. Rust
and the response by Prof p. A. Lyon.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1902-07-24
JUDGE FoR YOURSELF.
Which 5etter-Try an Experiment or
Profit BY Guthrie Citizens
E~nerfenre

Profit BY Guthrie Citizens
Experience.
Something new Is an experiment.
Must be proved to re as represented.
The statement Of manufacturer is
not convincing proof Of merit.
But the endorsement Of friends is.
Now supposing you had a bad back,
A Lame, Weak or Aching one,
Would you try an experiment on It?
You viii read Of many so called
cures,
Endorsed by strangers from far
away places.
It's different when the endorsement
comes from home.
Easy to prove local testimony.
Home endorsement is the proof that
backs every box Of Doan's Kidney
pills.
Read this case:
Mr.. +. Il. Conner tinsmith, Of 109
S. 1st stroel says: About two years
ago pain commenced in the small Of
my back and finally became SO annoy
ing that advised to use plaster |
tried one. II did little II any good
and expermented with other make
shifts only to find that trouble wi b
the kidney secretions set in and /
knew my kidneys were at fault It
became positively annoying particular
ly at night and always on the outlook
for some means TO check the trouble,
when | noticed in our Guthrie papers
that Doan'G Kidney Pills we're guaran-
teed to remove such difficulties. 1
went 20 J. N. Wallace's drug store for
a box. A continuation OF the treat
ment for some time checked the pain
in my back and improved the condition
"t my kidneys so that at present I
am in much better health than have
been for months"
Sold by all Aealers. Price soc. per
box. Foster. ourn Co, Buffalo, N.
Y, sole agents for the Y. 8.
Remembey the -Doan's--and
take no substitute.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1902-07-24
KNIGHTS OF pyTHlAs.
Biennial Meeting at San francisco,
August 1t-22, 1902.

For the above we will sell tickets 10
San Francisco or Los Angeles at rate
OF s45.0O for the round trip, going and
returning via direct routes. Tickets
on sale August 2nd 10 10th with a final
return limit Of September 3O'h, 1902.
Stop overs viii be allowed both on
going and return trips at any point
west Of Colorado common points,
within final limit OF tickets.
A. }. cort ms, Agent.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1902-07-24
THE KATY AT WORK.
Grading in Progress Along the Line to
the junction.

The Katy people are not allowing
The grass TO grow under their feet.
The scene on the right of way might
well be compared TO the busy bee, or
any other up to date hustlers. Con-
tracing parties and surveyors out
fts keep Shings on the hum all OF the
way TO the junction
Guthrie was long time in securing
the Katy, It is true. but after that she
came in earnest It viii not be long
before one OF the commonest questions
among commercial travellers win be,
what line did 20 ucome in on, the
Katy, Choctaw, Ft Smith and West
ern. the Santa Fe, Rock Island or
Frisco?
The Katy seems TO have the most
rapid movement and way OF doing bus
mess Of any road, and the right Of way
committee is kept on the jump secur-
ing the route in advance Of the con
tractors.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1902-07-24
WOMAN KILLED BY BOY.
(By Associated PressD

Psdueah, KY, July 24.-Mrs. Sol c.
Vaughan, aged GA, one of the wealth
lest an dmost prominent women of Pa
ducah last was accidentally shot with
target rife by her grandson, Waugh
an Dabney, aged 13, she lived but a
short time The bullet passed through
her stomach, The boy is so crazed
from grief that he attempted suicide
and had to be given an opiate to quiet
him.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1902-07-24
WILL RESIGN.
Police Judge ooss Of Shawnee, in ~
Health.
rnent

Special to Daily Leader.
Shawnee, okla, July 23.-Colonel ],
NJ. Doss. police judge of this city, has
had ailment of The heart for some
time and, acting upon the advice Of
his physician, he has decided to leave
the city for a period Of three months
and seek a place of better climatic
conditions and retire for a season
from the worry and excitement Of
business and enjoy a much needed
rest. In view Of this. Colonel Doss
will at the next meeting of the city
council, tender his resignation of the
Office OF police judge, to take effect
from that date. When Colonel Doss
returns from his outing, ne will, If HIS
health has improved. devote his en-.
tire time TO the cotton business.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1902-07-24
YOUNG PEOPLES
CHRISTIAN UNION.
tBy Associated Press.)

10y AnnOAidNcu IitnnsJ
Tacoma, Wash, July 23.-Tacoma
has thrown her doors wide open to
the delegates and other visitors to the
national convention of the Young Peo-
pies Christian Union OF the United
Presbyterian church, which began its
sessions today. Since the first of the
week delegates have been arriving on
every train and the total attendance
is estimated in excess of 1000.
Nearly every state and territory is
represented and among the visitors
are many eminent divines and other
speakers who viii address the con
vention.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1902-07-24

The presidential address followed by
Homer /. lIiggs Of Greenfield.
The convention will take up the reg
ular programme tomorrow morning
and the discussion of educational
topics will continue until Saturday
when the convention win close with
the annual election of Officers.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1902-07-24
E E. BROWN HUNTING TROUBLE.
He VIII Start Paper in Topeka Pat
termed After His Guthrie OBJ
server.

Special to Dally Leader
Topeka, Kas., July 24.-E. f. Brown.
publisher Of the Guthrie Observer,
Democratic, proposes to start a Demo-
cratic weekly in Topeka patterned af-
ter the Observer He viii be here
next week to select an office and ar
range for the publication Of his new
paper
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1902-07-24
soLp An AuIo.

George Dodson recently made nit
with his auto and succeeded IN selling
one Of the beasts to ed Humphrey. OF
~ Reno
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1902-07-24
LAYING PERMANENT TRACKS.

The Choctaw Railroad company is
now laying permanent railroad tracks
In the Choctaw cut 1n Vine street,
Temporary tracks we're laid while the
steam shovel was in full blast, for the
removal OF the dirt but they are now
being replaced by good, substantial
ties and rails.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1902-07-24

DoylestsayE. Ohio 4gsil 90, ie02
"FORCE FC0p co..
Beffalo n ~
Gentlemen Seeing package 81
"FORCE in nay gTocers Yesterday !
purchased o package and tried Il tho
same day The entire family united In
prononcire sc much beiter than any u
he certnls 5n the market Being iond
of cereals. wc give almost every new
product 81 lhe kind trial ] can truth
luily say that if Is seldom we lind one
What Is as unanimously praised bY every
one who uses 1t as FORCE
Yours very truly -
Name given on application
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1902-07-24

A woman can love man Of the
most egregious vanity on earth, but
not one of meek humility.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1902-07-24

Have you seen the pew Up to Date
bar, one door west Of the new city
hsl2 The swellest little place in the
city
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1902-07-24

You can skim the cream of milk
and have something left that is sweet
end good. but skim your love and what
is left is bitter gall
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1902-07-24

It's after he's married that a fellow
begins to devote special attention 70
hie explanation department
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1902-07-24

The first thing for a man to do witls
the woma nhe marries is to force her
TO understand that he is going to be
firm about making her have her own
way.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1902-07-24

When a woman changes her way OF
doing up her hair and her husband
doesn't notice It. she knows righe
away that he doesn't love her any
more
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1902-07-24

Young married couples have to
cgasvl so as to learn not 10.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1902-07-24

WILL KEEP THE SUN OFF,
Preparations are being made for the
erection Of good permanent awnings
in front Of the Oklahoma building
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1902-07-24

Every wife should have a dictionary
OF synonyms A fellow gets so tired
hearing the same old words after com
ing home late from sitting up with a
sick friend
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1902-07-24
PHONE LIT

REFLECTIONS OF A BACHELOR.
(From the New York Press)
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1902-07-24

Frederick would ike to be incorpor-
ated
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1902-07-24

May is one Of the unlucky months
IL which 10 get married There are
eleven others.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1902-07-24

A Kansas man saved a widow from
drowning and was married 20 her in
side Of three months one can't be
TOO careful.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1902-07-24
MARRIED MEMS MUSINGS.
(Pittsburg Dispatch.)

It's always question with the origi-
nators of fashions with women wheth-
er TO make the sleeves too tight or TOO
loose.
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1902-08-05
4 WORD TO THE GREAT ARMY
or SUMMER TOILERS
ii You are Not as Robust, Vigor-
Gus. and Happy as Others
In the Month OF August
Paine's Celery
Compound
Will Give You Health, Full Energy
and Happiness

Dro,,--,, -, tl,iIi,,,r n, oficoe etoras
~ any rl.e she oUt'i" 5n ~ tbis hot
anu W. WI nS, d p,,,an W., y,eiohtad With
.S anu "o oarns If bnpoa are
eLIU vi, VII CIV" a. hreakiDo down
Ii,it 2rh 10, e,-, III IF comino,
P" ni ia o 9iI n'Psol, are ,1anifastad
Sl'n,,T LUZ "or,+nneness tire
f sIi, Iana,,id re irritahiIftv
feqiiso i.,'i VA ,o6r Mood circI1
i"tiaS "iPe'i'7 anu l'0'' '''0''
i".I"i'' r---.,
PANE S Celery ton,Pouhu Is q
precious boonn 10 .i'e alLlilE' sicN "''I
rundown IN TINS august "e'llleI. =. -
bottle or two Q'ea "a, once vi" VIZ
quickly oeslo" tle i'ee"Su slIl-l't.i,
70 ihltiC aEAfifHt tb' W ~ ant nuns 'Lt'N'