The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1902-03-28


| Cape Horn, Skamania county, Wash.
wants school teacher.
The anniversary OF the battle of Mala
bon was celebrated in Portland Tuesday
Congressman Loud of California ha
the distinction OF having received thu
sword of Gen. Pemberton at Vicksburg
in the hot July of 1868 He was, at tina
time, a member OF the I'd Massachusetts
cavalry.
July Of last year Kitchener reported
1880 Beers left in the field, and since
then he has reported the capture of 13,
879, annd still there seems to be a bis
army remaining The Boer is crafty
customer to deal with.
OF the 10000 American soldiers who
participated in the Mexican war only
about 5000 are living. At a reunion
held in Independence, Mo-, recently,
there were present AZ of these veterans
whose average age was 70 years.
The Salem fruit growers union held 9
meeting March l4th, at which 10 per
cent assessment on stock was paid. A
letter was read from II. f. Davidson oi
the Davidson Fruit Co., Hood River
Mr. Davidson said il the Salem berries
matured about the close of the Hood
River shipping season he could distrib-
ute the fruit to good advantage, but he
wanted to know the probable yield and
time of maturing the crop'before he could
answer definitely Col, ,Judson wrote that
the Great Northern would take carload
of Salem berries and distribute them in
l00or 200 crate lots at the principal cities
on their line at car load rates, and put
them through by fast express.
We read an ad in the 0regonian of a
Madam Herzog, from Berlin, clairvoy-
ant, medium, etc., who imports genuine
gypsy love powders. We have heard of
all kinds of powders-fea powders, gun
powders, face powders and many others,
but genuine jumping gypsy love powders
take the cake. You have only to shake
the box over any party to make them
fall desperately in love right there.
Married people who quarrel should keep
a box Of the powder always at hand !;
one shake of the wonderful condiment
and all the accumulated vituperous
essence of vinegar dissolves Immediately
into love; Darby and Joan fall into each
others arms, and all thoughts of the di-
vorce court vanish into thin air Keep
the box in handy place, so that it can
be grabbed at the critical moment
Shaniko Leader.
The Sherman County News tells of
diphtheria in the families of Frank Rob
inson and Ezra Sexton. The infant son
OF Mr. Sexton died with the disease.
The News says the theory as to how the
disease passed from Mr.. Robinson's S
familyto Mr.. Sexton's is that the family
cat, passing back and forth, and with
which the children played, carried the
disease germs.
Colonel o. B. Hartley, wife and child,
of Hood River, are visiting with the
family of DR.. Edgington. Colonel Hart
ley is brother of Mrs. Edgington.
Idjacation is somethin' that a man
has to fight fran pull out iv its hole by
th'hair iv its hid. Ye can lade man
up to tn university but you can't make
him think.-Mr. Dooley's Opinions
Capt. E. w. Baughman, the first cap
tain who ever guided steamboat up
the waters of the Columbia, is still in
service and is captain of boat on the
Snake river.
Hon. w. II. Moody, successor to Sec
retory Long, is a Dallesite by proxy.
His father put up the first public hall
in Dalles City in the days OF old, the
days of gold when Orion Kinersly, J. S.
Schenck and Buck Buchanan used to
check off ton of treasure tri-weekly for
the San Francisco steamers.-Moro OBJ
server.
Dalles people returning from st. Mar
tins spring say it is a mistaken report
that the property has been leased. The
st. Martins will still run the place and
inform people if they make too many
complaints against the management the
springs will be closed together.-Chron-
icle.
A tramp rang the doorbell of DIR. Mary
Morrison's house the other dav and
when a pleasant-faced woman came TO
the door he asked her il she would be
so kind as to ask the doctor il he had an
old pair of trousers to give to needy
man. I'm the doctor, F" replied the smii-
ing woman. The tramp fled.-Philadel-
phia Times.
"Get my name right, said the proud
owner Of the l,l75-pound hog. Its
Judson X. Bimm. Ny father was Col.
Hiram Hotchkiss Bimm Of Lexington.
ny. He came to Illinois in the year"
Never mind that, interrupted the sec
retary OF the fat stock show. "Give us
the pedigree of the hog" Chicago
Tribune.
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