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The professional world. (Columbia, Mo.) 1901-192?, 1902-05-23
The Week at Stephens College.

Saturday, May "a, $3.50 p. Mart
Talk by Mrs. Helen &. Whitmer.
Saturday, May "a, s to 10 p. m.-
Art Reception.
Sunday, May %, p. m.-Bacca-
laureate Sermon, DIR. Will g. Taylor,
indianapolis. Ind.
Monday, May 26, p. m.-Piano
Graduates Recital.
Tuesday, May 81, 8 p. m.-Open
Session of the Harris and Hickman
Literary Societies.
Wednesday, May %, g p. m. Annu-
al May Concert
Thursday, May 20, lO:3O a. m.-
commencement. Address by DR.. II.
f. Truck, Macon City, Mo.
To all of these exercises the friends
of the College and the public gener-
ally are cordially invited.
SAM FRANK TAYLOR,
President.
The professional world. (Columbia, Mo.) 1901-192?, 1902-05-23
Teachers Elected.

At a meeting of the Board of
Education held Saturday evening
May 18th, the following teachers
were elected for the Fred Douglass
school:
Mrs. M. R. Akers, Mrs. Virgie
Waldon, Miss Maud D. Richardson,
Mr.. Ernest Emory, Miss j. Ethel
Fowler, Mrs. F. M. Brashears.
Prof. j. B. Coleman, principal,
was elected several days ago.
Room No. 7 in the school was
closed, hence no teacher was
elected for that room.
Edward Brown was elected jani'
tor to succeed Alex Douglass.
The professional world. (Columbia, Mo.) 1901-192?, 1902-05-23
COMMENCEMENT WEEK
At Lincoln Institute, Jefferson
City, NO., June 8.l2, 1902.

Sunday, June 8.-3 p. M, Bac-
calaureate sermon, President E. A.
Clarke. 8p. M, Annual Sermon
before the religious bodies-Rev.
Oscar j. Scott, (Pastor Allen
Chapel, A. M. E. Church) Kansas
City.
Monday, June 50 a. M, Oral
examinations. 3p. m., Field day
exercises. 8 p. M, Annual ad-
dress before the Literary Socie-
ties, Mrs. j. Silone Yates, Kansas
City, president National Associa.
tion Of Colored Women.)
Tuesday, June 100 a. m, Oral
examinations. 3 p. m, Senior
Class.Day Exercises. Sp. M, An.
nual Rhetorical Contest.
Wednesday, June lilo am.
Alumni Business Meeting. 3 pm,
G Normal Half. Course Exercises
8p. M, Address before Alumni
Association, Principal ]. B. Cole.
man (Lincoln, 'S9) Fayette, Mo,
Thursday, June 12.-10 a. M,
Commencement exercises. 8 p. M,
Reception.
The professional world. (Columbia, Mo.) 1901-192?, 1902-05-23
Marriages..

HADEN-BURKE-By Rev. w. w.
Elwang, in Columbia, Mo, May 10,
1902, Ernest S. Haden and Miss Eu-
genia Grace Burke.
STEMMos-GIvENs by Rev. A. M.
Miller, at ROcheport, Mo-, May 10,
1902, Lutte Stemmos and Mary Civ
ems, of Rocheport.
D-SHEA.-At AuXvasse,
Mo-, May II, l.. o. Craighead and
Miss Carrie Shea were married at
the home of the brides parents.
s-FoRsEE.-At Sedalia, Mo.
May II, 1902, w. l.. Barnes of Col
umbia, and Miss Matte Forsee, of
Sedalia, were married by the Rever-
end F. l.. Book.
MURRAY FISHER. - William &.
Murray, principal of the East Side
school, and Miss Pearl Fisher were
married at noon May, ii, 1902, at
Centralia, by the Rev. Mr.. Decker
of the Irvington NJ. f.. church at the
home of the brides parents, Mr.. and
Mrs. Jacob Fisher, who live south
of town.-Special from Centralia.
RICHARDsoN-EBE BERsoLE.-Fulton
Mo-, May IA, 1902, Miss Florence
Mae EbersOle, daughter of Mr.. and
Mrs. Wilse Ebersole of that city, and
Robert j. Richardson of st. Louis
were married at the home of the
brides parents by the Rev. j. b
Jones. Mr.. and Mrs. Richardson
left for st. Louis where they will
make their future home.
The professional world. (Columbia, Mo.) 1901-192?, 1902-05-23
Christian College Commence.
ment Calendar.

Thursday, May %, 2 to 3 p. m, Art
Reception, College studios.
Thursday, May %, p. m, Voice
and Elocution Graduates Recital,
College Chapel.
Friday, May %, s p. M, Elocution
Graduating Recital, College Chapel.
Saturday, May "a, p. M, Piano
and Voice Graduates Recital, College
Chapel.
Sunday, May 20, 8 p. m, Bacsalau-
reate Sermon, Rev. f. O. Fannon, of
Sedalia, at First Christian Church.
Monday, May 26, 8 p. M, Annual
Concert, University Auditorium.
Tuesday, May 27, 8 p. M, Al fresco
presentation of LAS You Like IT,"
at "Grasslands," residence of G. b.
Rollins.
Wednesday, May 2S, 10 a. M, Sem
ior Glass Day, College Campus.
Wednesday, May 2S, 8 p. M, Com
mencement, address by DR.. w. F.
Richardson, Kansas City, Univer-
sity Auditorium.
To the recitals on Thursday, Fri
day and Saturday nights an admis-
sion fee of ten cents will be charged.
Tickets for las You Like It," fifty
cents. All other programs free ad-
mission. In case of unfavorable
weather, LAS You Like 1t" will be
given in the University auditorium.
The professional world. (Columbia, Mo.) 1901-192?, 1902-05-23

Moberly, Mo-, May 10, 'O2.
The State Board of Education
has appointed an institute to con-
vene at Moberly, Mo-, June End to
18th, at which meeting it is hoped
a large number of enthusiastic
teachers will be present. A COR
dial invitation is extended to you
to be present.
Moberly's central location and
it's many teachers make it very
suitable for a profitable meeting.
Let us do our part with these in
stitutes and raise the standard of
professional work.
Yours respectfully,
j. b. COLEMAN,
Conductor.
The professional world. (Columbia, Mo.) 1901-192?, 1902-05-23

From the Keytesville Courier
G. b. and f. II. Rollins, sons of
the late Major James H. Rollins of
Columbia, were in Keytesville Mon
day and Tuesday of this week to
attend the foreclosure under deed of
trust of the land near Rolling Home
belonging to U. S. Hall. The sale
was made by Sheriff f. M. Veatch
under order of the circuit court OF
Randolph county. The Hall farm is
very valuable one, containing 79C
acres, $40 of which is situated in
Charlton county. The remaining
portion, which is situate in Ran
dolph county, will be sold at the
July term of court in that county
The portion sold by Sheriff Veatch
was bought in by E. II. Rollins,
whose mother had a debt against il
of something near $4,000.
The professional world. (Columbia, Mo.) 1901-192?, 1902-05-23

b. A. Ferguson, who came from
Iowa two years ago, and settled
north of Columbia, and has been
laying plans for a model stock farm
and orchard, has added l20 more
broad acres to his realty holdings.
He now has associated with him his
brother, N. A. Ferguson, whose
charming little family has lived in
Chicago for long time. They say
b. A. is a hustler, quiet citizen,
and a royal gentleman; besides he is
an eX-school teacher and well edu-
Gated. His worst fault is that he is
bachelor, but he assures us that if
he remains so it will be no fault of
his. Mr.. Ferguson has probably
cleared up more land the past VIM
ter than any other man in Boone
county.
The professional world. (Columbia, Mo.) 1901-192?, 1902-05-23
Marriage Licenses.

Ernest Stewart Haden and Eugen-
la Grace Burke, of Columbia.
j. T.. Edwards and Mrs. Bessie
Wilson, of Columbia.
The professional world. (Columbia, Mo.) 1901-192?, 1902-05-23
jefferson City, Mo-, May %, 'O2

Jefferson City, Mo-, May %, 'O2
By the appointment of the State
Board of Education, the annual
institute at Columbia for colored
teachers, will be opened Monday
morning, August 4th, 1902. The
work will be continued for a space
of two school weeks.
Courses Of study and all neces-
sary information will be furnished
on application to
j. w. DANIEL, Conductor.
786 Fairview Boulevard, jefferson
City, Mo.
The professional world. (Columbia, Mo.) 1901-192?, 1902-05-23

w. II. Rothwell is acting city
attorney for Columbia while q. H Z.
Barnett is out on his campaign
tour.
William Guitar has bought of
ID. ID. Wayne the well known trot-
ting horse, Paydown. He is one of
the finest horses ever brought to
Columbia and has record of 2:A
and has won many races throughout
this and adjoining states. Mr.. Guitar
will not race him.
Representative Champ Clark
has received notice from the Super
intendent of Free Delivery that a
city delivery consisting of three car
riers will be established in Mexico,
Mo-, by July l. Five thousand peO-
pie will be benefited by this service.
The professional world. (Columbia, Mo.) 1901-192?, 1902-05-23
G. N. A. Commencement.

Following is the commencement
program Of the Columbia Normal
Academy, Stephens College chapel,
May 23, 1880 p. M:
Invocation ......... Rev. G. HI. Winders.
CdluUdUOTy y....."........,.... J. "A. LuWdTuS
English Prize Essay
Reading ................ Miss Nancy Fish.
ValedictOry ....... ...........,.,.,... VIM. Read.
Piano Solo. Miss Evelyn Henderson.
Address ss...................Dr. Isadore Loeb.
Delivery of diplomas and prizes.
The professional world. (Columbia, Mo.) 1901-192?, 1902-05-23
CONTINUOUS SESSIONS.

1t is anticipated that this be-
ginning of a Summer School will
be a step toward the division of
the year at Lincoln Institute into
four terms of IL weeks each thus
enabling students to teach, or do
other work for their own support,
for one term and attend the other
three terms; or giving teachers
the opportunity of completing
their three-term schools, and
making one terms work yearly al
Lincoln Institute.
The professional world. (Columbia, Mo.) 1901-192?, 1902-05-23
The Institutes.

Prof. G. G. Hubbard will con-
duct an institute at Paris, Mo-,
beginning on June End.
The professional world. (Columbia, Mo.) 1901-192?, 1902-05-23
CONCERNING THE SUMMER SCHOOL

ACCOMMODATIONS AND EXPENSES.
Lodging in the Dormitories and
Boarding in the Dining Hall will
be provided at $500 per Iweek, or
these may be had in private fam
lilies in the vicinity. 1t will be
necessary to bring bedding, towels,
etc., as these are not furnished in
Dormitories.
A fee of $500 will be charged
as tuition for any two of the
courses offered.
INSTRUCTORS FOR SUMNER SCHOOL.
The faculty of Lincoln Institute
will practically give their time, as a
labor of love, to start this
enterprise, hoping for better
things. Other educators, prominent
throughout the State, have been
invited, and it is hoped that they
will be on hand either as in
structors or as lecturers.
DAILY PROGRAM.
Hours: 8:30-11:3 80 and l 100
A 100, daily for seven weeks.
Three hours day in each Of
two selected subjects will count as
half years work in that subject
in the regular course of Lincoln
Institute, and grades so made will
be accredited regularly.
They will also be accepted by
the State superintendent and
County Boards in lieu of ex-
animation in such subjects, or
parts of subjects, outlined by the
State Board.
(See Sec. 3, Conditions of APP
proval.)
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Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1902-07-24
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The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1902-01-09

Some time ago my daughter caught
a severe cold. She complained of pains
in her chest and had a bad cough I
gave her Chamberlain's Cough Remedy
according to directions, and in two days
she was well and able to go to school.
I have used this remedy in my family
for the past seven years and have new
er known it to fail" says James Prem
dergast. merchant, Annato Bay, jam
aica. West India Islands. The pains
in the chest indicated an approaching
attack of pneumonia, which in this in
stance was undoubtedly warded off nv
Chamberlains Cough Remedy. It
counteracts any tendency Of a cold to-
ward pneumonia. Sold by Benson
Smith & Co, Ltd, wholesale agents.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1902-01-09

He-"Miss Saintleigh is so good that
I'm looking for her wings to sprout ev-
cry day
She"Then she'll be a bird
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1902-01-09
Auction ale
Valuable Property!
SATURDAY, JAN. 18th, 1902,
AT IL O'CLOCK NOON.

AL Il OCLOCk NOUN,
At my salesroom, 65 Queen street,
will sell at public auction, a valuable
parcel Of business property In Honolu-
lU, and situated on the corner of ke-
ka ulike and Pauahi streets.
Property has a frontage of 9S14 feet
OF Pauahi street, SO feet on Kekaulike
street, 121s feet on an angle, so feet on
narrow end, IS feet rear width of main
lot; 79 feet on lane at Waikiki side,
containing 5000 square feet. more or
less.
The sum of $500 will be loaned on
the property for two years at per
cent.
Title perfect.
Plans can be seen at my Office.
Terms-Cash, United States gold
coin.
Deeds at purchasers expense
JAS. +. MORGAN,
AUCTIONEER.
The daily morning Alaskan., 1902-04-06
Society

Wednesday afternoon Mrs. Luke enter talned the Ladies' Aid Society of the Methodist church. There was nearly s full attendance of the ladies, and the af- tenoon was spent ln pleasant social way, Refreshments wsre served. In the even ing Mrs. Luke entertained the young h. dies and teachers of the Methodist Sunday school. Games were played and a spirited guessing eontes, afforded much amuse- ment. Mrs. Luke spread a dainty lunch for her guests.
 Thursdav Mir. and Mrs. Dunn gave an outing party to Reeds Falls to several of the officers oi the Princess May. In the evening Mr. and Mrs, Dunn, MT. and Mrs, Watson and few other ladies and gentle men were entertained on the Princess May.
 The Century Club will have Its regular dance tomorrow night. lt Is expected to be a very spirited affair as many ot the officers of the court win be invited guests for the evening.
 
 p. J. Davies rendered a pink tea to few very select friends at his residence on Tenth and Alaska streets last night.
 The very acme of swell functions will oceu: on next Friday night when the Eagles grand invitation ball will occur at Elks hall. The committee in charge of the invitations Is composed of Dr. L. :. Keller, Dr. J. P. Brawand, MT. Fred Ehrllch and Mr. Henry FTiedenthal There will be many pleasant features introduced into the festal occasion besides the dance. Refreshments will be served, there will be program of entertainment, including musl' cal and forensic features, facilities will be offered for playing cards and for soeial communion.
The daily morning Alaskan., 1902-04-06
FAIR START.

In iSoS before the Alaska district con- ven,lon convened at Juneau, the AlSSkrn advocated and enteavored 10 interest its readers In moving congress for tetriiori 'l government iu Alaska. lt has continuous ly kept this question ,o the front regari- less Of ,he apathy upon the subject that has been so uniformly manifested through out the district Sklgwly was early to move in this matter. The chamber Of commerce sndeavored to Illicit interest in the movement but received immediate op- position from the chamber Of commerce of Juneau and Douglas and the press of Gls,ineaux channel No interest seemed manifested at Wrsngsl and the only en- eour1gement received was from Valdez and Ks;chikan.
 But it Is refreshing to note that the chamber Of commerce of Juneau in no way represented the sentiments of the people in that lotlllty and ,hl, the most active spirits of AllSkl'S greit qulrtz mining center have now jumped into the lead. Monday night the cl,v couneil of Skagw V will be moved to call a mss meeting, the result of which will without doubt eul- inmates in wheeling into line territorial club of S<igway ,hlt will more thln twice double the membership of the league of territorial clubs initiated by the Juneau club.
 Every elec,or of this titl will become a member, fol the reopls Of Sklgwav are a uni, ln their desire Co have yoke in ;he management oi their own ati,irS. Ju- usau WIS conceived Co be the lamb that lad wandered on this sutiec, from the fold ot Southeastern Alaska. Skigwav will welcome her bltk Co the ranks of the ninety and nine, and before the delegate cf :he Juneiu club returns to his home the people o, Stlsway will slaughter a iatied elf for his ejhcation.
The daily morning Alaskan., 1902-04-06
GREAT SCOTT
Mark Goods Low and They
 Will Sell.

Monday ttomorow) Is the last chance you will have to buy those odds and ends at about 20 cents on the dollar. use the south window of mv store to show these goods and will continue to use this window to exhibit lines until l close out. Look at the Tuesday paper and then look In my store window and read a chapter on watches which will be dis played with the prices attached and fl the price Is not less than one half what you would have to pay other dealers l will commence giving them away.
 Do you want soo, drop head, full cabinet sewing maehlng for s3si
 Keelar, The Money King,
 Broadway.
The daily morning Alaskan., 1902-04-06

,vi one umc 10 enu. II was tne inJured little wife herself who continually qulte unconsciously. of course-tor,uf' cd me beyond words. She would sit by the hour together telling me of her husbands goodness-what dear. true fellow h. was, how devoted to her, how she really believed he thought she was n perfect angel (this with little, hap py inugh) and how he spoiled her. But the last strawlwas when one day she confided to me, with little regretful sigh. that she often felt she was not good enough for such splendid man; her happiness was more than she de- served. etc.
 But the fortnight drew to an end at last. and the husbard came home. He was good. straightforward. honest and honorable man as. far as all other things were concerned. but he had been cursed with the demon of jealousy. and the anguish of his own baseless sus' plcions had web nigh killed him.
 must say l considered be had thor oughly deserved all he had suffered. and when be came to thank me l told him SO. As for the money. nothing on earth would have made ne take 1t. and I think even he felt ashamed when ] said this.
 You are not 1t to touch the ground she walks on." said indignantly "She is far too good for you. but you have your life before you. and that Is not L bit too much toispend in making up to her for all the Injury you have done her"
 He tock E quietly. and the next day l said goodbS to them. with many tears on her part and mine. There was an other reason for these tears-her broth CT had proposed to me. and l had re fused him. II cost me much. but it was impossible under the circumstances and to prevent his finding me out. which he hao declared his intention of doing, l resolved 10 change my name and, If I could only obtain some small engagement In that line. become aD actress
The daily morning Alaskan., 1902-04-06
PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH.

Morning prayer meeting al 9 a. m. Morning worship, io:4s a. m. Sunday school, I2 m.
 Christian Endeavor, 6:45 ?. u. Missionary addresses at 7:3o p. m. h the morning Rev. as. Il. Gondit, of Juneau, will preaih. Sacrament of the Lords supper. Several new members will be received.
 In the evening the last missionary ad- dresses in connection with Presbvterv will be given.
 Evening Program: Ai,hem-"The Strife Is Ger" The choir Response -"Easter Prayer" 1.-The choir AddreSs-"Work at Hiines Mission"
 ............. "A. R. Macintosh Address-"Native Work at Juneau
 and Douglas" ............L. F. Jones "A years self-support, wl.h financial
 statement. nt"..........N. N. 5. Harrison Anthem-"He Is Risen" ........The ehoir Tenor solo-"Bevond the G ties of
 Paradise" C. Blanchard All are cordially invited.
 N, B. Harrison, Pastor.
The daily morning Alaskan., 1902-04-06
METHODIST EPISCOPAL.


 Corner Fifth and Main streets.
 Morning service at IT a. m.
 Evening service at 7:3o p. m
 Epworth League at 6:,o p. m.
 Sunday school at I2:Is p. m.
 The pastor will speak at the morning service on Jesus the Great Humanltar- lan." The sermon will deal with the great movements inaugurated by Jeeus which have resulted In the great material and moral bettermept of the whole world. It will also deal with the bearing of the present religious lie upon the future of Humanity especially that of the toler.
 At the evening Service Rev. Jas. H. Conelit, pastor of the Presbyterian church at Juneau, will preach.
 All are cordially invited.
 Rev. N, A. Covlngton, Pastor.
The daily morning Alaskan., 1902-04-06
Notice

On and after this date the folding gate, dividing wharf from approach, will be closeI Co 1ll tr3ftc when steamer Is ap- preaching tock and will remain cloS,t un' iil ships lines are fast and g1ng plank ld- juS,ei for [ e disch,rge ot passengers Express and bsgg igrmen and hotel run nerS. will please t,ke notice and govern themselves lccoriinglv.
 mt3Iw MoCre'S Wharf C..
The daily morning Alaskan., 1902-04-06
Practice and Theory.

"Dld you know dat dar was mo dan POO bones in de human anatomyr ask. cd Miss Miami Brown.
 'T didn't nebber flggcr on de exact number" answered Mir. Erastus Pink. ley, but of cohse knowed by de hicks in my razor dat dey was fah fun ska Washington Star.
The daily morning Alaskan., 1902-04-06
Owls.

Most birds are stoics compared to owls, and those who cultivate their ac quaintance know that they have no time wherein to make their poetical complaints to the moon. Poets should not meddle with owls: Shakespeare and Wordsworth alone have under stood them. By most others they have been scandalously lIbeled.
The daily morning Alaskan., 1902-04-06

An attack of hysterla stimulating un consciousness in a woman may be stopped. gays Modern Medicine, "by the surgeon taking a pair of scissors and regretfully announcing that he will have to cut all the patients hair or in order to make the application to her head. It Is doubtful whether this bluff has even been know to fail"
The daily morning Alaskan., 1902-04-06
The Delayed Terdict.

Friend-I was surprised that 1t took the jury ten hours to reach verdict. The evidence seemed to me quite clear.
 Ex,juryman-We agreed on the yer dict at once. but some one commenced q discussion as to the literary merit of the judges charge.-TOwn and Coun fry
The daily morning Alaskan., 1902-04-06
Nxe an Wnrner.

Bill Nye. the humorist, once told Dean Hole that when he met Richard Wagner he said to him, Your music Is beyond my comprehension, but al
 ways feel sure when I hear 1t that It