davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1902-08-30
Mbe etneolm

la9te, bnB man elm gan5es Bolt bbhfens
cine Belt lang, aber niemals auf bic
Dauer gum Narren baften Tonne. BE.
meis baflr liefern aud bic ~beriihmten
ct. Bernard 8rduterpiaen. Sunberte
BON lo9en. BatentmebiSinen iinb entitan-
ben uno tpegen ibrer Wirtungsloii9feit
bonn golte rpieber Der gersedembeit abers
arauterptIlen aber boben iiA burb Sahr>
bunberte binourh bic Cunt bes Bottles
errporben un6 erba1ten unb 5tpar tuegen
ibrer unpersleibliben @irfune Bel a1en
&ranfbeiten bes Mageu8, Der 2eber uno
Der Nieren. vile M~pDtbeten. % gts.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1902-08-30

Das .ghp" mill beute niht ein-
NAL ben 8eriud MAIDEN, oas 2eben
uno @irfen BON Carl Shurs in ben
Habmen etner bio9rapbilAen Sfisse
gu spdnaen, es bat nit oieien 3eis
len nibt meiter be5peden moaen,
als aueier bebeutungsooaer Gage
aus benz 2eben unlere8 perebrteu
2~anoSmauneS 5u eeoenfen, melbe
beioe in oas Sabr 1852 fallen, feline
6eiratb uno feline Nbfabrt nah ben
Ser. Staten. @em Die Beoeutuna
zines garf S6urs erit ourh Elm
&eiume ieines nit Der @elbi6te
unieres 2anoes innia oertniipften
&irtens flar gemaht peroen ioa,
miro iie audi oaour6 nidt gu erfal-
fen i'm Stauoe iein.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1902-08-30
Muerlet.

Nlferlet.
= Sm 9iltriftaeri1t nuroen am
Sreitag bier gbeideiounasfla9et
uno cine &lage megen gebrpbenen
@beperlprebens einaereiht. Die
@inen mDbten germ auseinauberge=
ben unb Die Nnoere perlangt rlr
SIS, 900 Sbaoeneriab. neil tie nidt
in ben 6afen Der @be einlaufen
fam.
- &auft Cure Shuliaden Bel
Nic. Tengg.
6at l1on Senanb etpas BON
ben grDBen 9elfeloern in Mcgiuqen,
Mtascoia unb 2ipe Dat County GEE
bort?
- @enn ben Biirgerr Der 8au
elmer 8abn pDn bier nab Bleaian=
ton $4,000 mertb 1T, bann man, gu!
= Sbulutenlilien jeber Mrt gu
baben BET @ic. gengg.
= Sn gaitropiqe ftarb i'm Ilter
nDn rs Sabren 6err 8. Betri9.
elm l%angidbriser friberer 8emobner
BON Gan Mntonio, ND er iber 80
Sabre lang an Der Marft : StraBe
cine Matrabenfabrit betrieb. 8or
etrpa 6 Sabre fieoelte 6err Betrih
nab Sos Nngele6, Californian,
iber, 400 iein S0bn Director eines
Baubepiqezg 1eaters lit. DaS feudte
&linta befam ibm ieoDh burbaus
niht uno 10 botte er fih uor &ur5em
entiblofien. mieoer nah Weit=9eras
5uriidSufebren, uno 5war nab Ga
itropiue, 100 8ermanote BON ibm
anfdiiig 1inb. @r bat Die l1eberlie=
belung nur cine furse Belt iberlebt !
Da er in LETTER 8elt INNER iebr
frdnflib mar. mar Der 600 fnr i'm
cine g%rl0iuue.
- Die reroBen Delfelber" in
MicWuuen unb 2ipe Dat County
fino BON Der Sing . GrDmtber &om>
pagnie entoedt moroen.
- &auft Cure ShulbIher non
Sic. 9eng9.
= Die bier einlaufenben Babner
baber fur bic Nusiteaung iebr libes
rale Staten beuiGigt. Sn ben metz
item S6Qen gilt elm Sabrprets fir
Ser uno Hidreiie NIT 10 Gents
3ui9lag.
= Mit benz L. september iinb Die
Multerr1 uieber marttfd5ig. &lbles
res Wetter fDnnte auh nibts iba=
ben, oamit man ben rihtigen @enuB
6apon bat.
= Sbulbuber, Shuluteniilien,
Sic. Tengg.
= Die Mitbeilung, baB bas Wa=
terial pDn bier nab Bleaianton Be.
reits beiteat noroen lit, lit rpDbl nit
Der erDBten goriibt ANNOUNCEMENT.
- Gin &pmite BON Ner3ten bat
benz Sdulratb ben 8eidluB unters
breitet, Die 5reisett In ben Sbulen
UNI Witta9 bon elmer balben Stunoe
auf 5mei 5tunoen auS5u6ebnen, oas
nit bic 9inoer nab 6aule seben,
Elm marmes Wtittagseiien einnebmen
uno iih geiitig erbulen f0nnen, um
fir ben Nahmittagss nnterribt por-
bereitet gu fem.
- SIR Die Sbule 1T NneS pors
aufinben bel Wic. 9engg.
= Der @1alratb neiB in ianitds
rer 6inliht ni1ts init Dem 6o9z
5hulgebduoe ansufangen uno Die
Nbfibt iheint norbanoen au iein,
oafielbe 81 perfaufen uno elm neues,
mDberneS @ebGube gu errihten.
- Der Npmanabibnitt in SEQ.
26 Der unterbaltungsbeilage oes
vBerl. GOT. Nns." beeinnt NIT Der
Geftiteuung: n@ua iprah tein Wort
in oieiem furbtbaren Shmeigen."
@ie bdtte iie oas AUDI tbun t1nnen?
- &auft Cure SHuliahen BON
benz woblbefannten 2aben
Mic. Tengg.
= Cine prdbtige ueberiebungss
blitbe bat elm 9eutider in einem
engliihen Sdulbuh aufeeipiirt: Sc
beiBt oa Die ue~beriebune BON benz
Sabe: DaS 0auptgertht Der Wirt=
temberger lit 2eberff6ie": 1.-THE
principle law court of Wurtem-
berg is in Leberklose".
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1902-08-30
Staat Ohio, Spioo,t
Qufna G. amir N. "a

Eutas Q o ., 50.
GrantS. Gbenep blihp6rt, Bag er Der ds
tere partner Der 6irma 5. 5. 6 benep&Go o.
1T mel6e 8ei6dfte in Der Siaot 5olsoo, in oben=
eenanntem Gountp uno Staate. tbut, uno oab be-
laste Girma ole Summe ION e~inbunOert
Dollars fir ieoen SAT- bon Ratarrb be3ab!en
piro, Der ourb ben @e6ruu6 pom 6atl's & a.
& II nidt sebeilt peroen lam.
5rant 5. Gbenen
(- geibporen Dor mir uuo unteridrieben
Giegel in msiner @eeenuart am 6. Septem=
~ Der u. 8. 's6.
q @. @teaon II, 6ifeutliner Iotar.
6aa's &atarrb : Rur miro iuierli9 senommen,
un6 mirtt brett auf oas glnt uno Die ialeiml9en
Oberfdden bes Spitems. 9aBt Gnb 3eugnifis
irei 5uididen.
IF. $. @benep & Go, Soleoo, o.
sS gertauft BON alien &potbetern, Yreis rs
Gents Die Giai6e.
SALTS Jamilten i. 9iaen into Die tcftsu.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1902-08-30
Grenriionen Der 5. & 8. &C.
gabn.

Wah @aibimgtpn, .. g.: National-
Selolaaer Der G.. A. R. Sebr niebrige
Staten. Sabrfarteu-Gusaab am g.. 8.
uno 4. Sftober. @iiltig bis gum IL. DIT.
NIT 8erldnserungs<&eht big 3. Sob.
Nab MARTIN, Seq, benz groBen 8ur-
Dirt. Nieorise @reuriiDnsr&aten. 5abrs
fartensNusgabe mdhreno bes san5en Sab
res. Our &fffahrt siiftis fur ben 8eits
raum BON 60 Saeen.
CONNER Grenrfipnen nab nielen
Srten in TeraS uno i'm Noroen nno
Often. Nieorise 5abrpreiie. 5abrtars
ten oertouft t69lib big sum 30. Septente
Der. @iiltie bis gum 81. DIT.
@esen aIer %ertufinidten Nnstnntte
tpenbe mai iib an:
8. Brice. g.. g 81. Iat..
8aletine, 9eras.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1902-08-30
gu bermietbett :

Cine gerdumige Office I'M oberen
Stofmerf bes 6reie Breiie @es
bdubes uno elm Stpre (Barterre)
81 SUB JrDnt uno 100 SUB tief
SEQ. 218 Oft Commerce : StraBe.
Wab5ufragen in Der Office Der
,,Treien Breiie".
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1902-08-30
9as "VIEANA"-

6ubibe fible 3immer (-mDblirt
ooer unmDblirt-) Staten $1.25 Bis
$3.50 pro Sag. Geguldre Wahlseis
ten Is gts. Nus9eSeihneter Tilh.
Meoucirte Staten pro Monat.
Srau Sc. &rdbenbibl,
g%teentbumerin.
212 & PA Wain Mpenue.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1902-08-30
~. 8. & :. sasn.

Nab @aeo, Scot @Drtb, Dallas. Ron5as
Gitp, ct. 2Duis unb Chicago, tdglidb,
(S.M & "a OepDt) .7:30 MDrgen8.
gtab Maco, Sort Burtb, Dallas &C. (nprt
SnnletsSepDt) .8:l5 Mbenb8.
MnfMnft:
Wpn @bicagD, ct. 2Duis, Ranias 9th,
Dallas, Sort @ortb un6 @ncp, tdglib
(SmnIet 9epDt) .........8 $3.50 8Drn.
Von Waeo. Sort @ortb, Dallas &C. (G.
VI. & ". Is. 0ep0tl ...... 9:25 Mbenba.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1902-08-30
SO. 6. 8cnberbilt iun.,

fid oes v&ubmes" erfreute, Der
lhneaite Iutomobilfabrer bes 2ar=
oes 81 lein, bat erfldrt, oaR er ben
GutpmpbilsS Sport ooaitdnoie aufges
ben meroe. Roh 2 Gage nor Dem
uuTaIe ieineS ShmaeerS 5air batte
er bel elmer @ettfabrt Die Meile in
48 Secunoen 5urIdeeleet.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1902-08-30
@ulf gbpre @abu.

Nbfabrt.
Rab Stodbale, tdslih, ....S:O0 goru1.
Gnfunft.
Bon Stodbale, tdglib, 1900 Nadam.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1902-08-30

- @rDBte Iusmnbl BON S6ul=
llteniilien bel Wie. 3engg.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1902-08-30
Spatbern Yacific 8abn.
Mbfahrt.

Nah Netp Orleans, SOufon unb goI.
peitOn tdglib.. 1900 GsittaqS.
ytnd Often, Bug SEQ. l0....7.50 Mben6s.
Rad 81 Baio, @alifDrnien unb Merifo
300 HDrm.
Nab WDrosGegas, ct. Qpuis mnb gbicar
go (katy Flyer ........8:15 Aben6s,
Wnfunft.
Von Horo<9e1as, ct. Gpgis iinb ghtcaop
$3.50 Morgens.
Son Netp Orleans, SoufDn unb Gols
beiton tdglid.. .4:45 Nad3u1.
Son vi Baio, galifDrnien unb Nerito
Nbenbs.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1902-08-30
3u b%erfaufem!

200 Ider Garm in 8ictpria Co.,
3ano in gncinal Co., 8nniteQen in
San Nnt0nio. 500 Mfer bewdi1er.
bare8 2anb nabe Der @tabt.
MreI Meer1Heiot.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1902-08-30
Giitnbabu Tabr=Y lan.
S. & q. u. 8abn.
Wbfa hrt.

W~bfdbrt.
Nah alien UNDERGRADUATES ........
N0rt1.
Mah ct. 2puis, Memphis un6 benz
Often. .12.30 WittagS.
Nab 8aep, 3nrbSSeras, Ganta Sc un6
Jriseos8unften SIS Mbeu68
geub ct. 3Duis unb benz Often 800
Nah 2arebo uno Nterico. :. 900 gurrn.
Gnfunft.
Bon st. 2Duis unb benz . fen. 30 Wprrn,
Bon Noro<Eeras, Santa Sc nn6 Sriscos
Buntter .8.45 Wprm.
Bon lDcnlen Yunften ......6. 80 Vafnn.
gDn ct. GouiS uno benz Often .l1.45 NbbS.
Bon 2are6o unb MeritD. ...1 IL. 10 Nad1ut,
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1902-08-30

Nabt Cure @intdufe fir Die
S1ule bel 0ic. 9enee.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1902-08-30

@eriudt elm 8las oes porsie-
lihen Miudener 8ieres, melbes
bel Shpls an 3apf lit!
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1902-08-30

Siflaros in Gdpls' 0arten rtlr
80 Gents pro Stunoe BON nun an.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-04-20
THE WOLF AT THE DOOR.

CtTf 2nt there at the door
o. ands SIM?
and e m enem in
SSealthiy the ghosty
a ggars heels
ay, in the night
ana "hat the howl to God
EroodIng forever and ash hes Of a dam! W '>
in
"-4 ''oiHA anu
There is that
T TG on fath0mes where
with ewaiin of the
So does the howl Of the
SHAH the black Is
the let mine enem in!
his cruel fangs NAV be
This spark of dead forgotten memory of God?
o. and out darkness
tire in
he captains sight shoe-lne over the ocean
Of h
S joy
of the world 1900
TIL of the stars
There in the with his
the
he leads me to the
''
Frank L. Stanton
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-04-20
DON'T TALK HARD
TIMES

Regard yourself as superior to the evils
which surround you. Learn to dominate
your environment. to rise above depress-
ing influences. Look for the bright side
OF things, not the dark and gloomy side.
The world likes sunny, hopeful, buoy
ant characters; it shuns lugubrious
prophets, who see only failure and disas-
ter everywhere. The hopeful, cheerful
men and women who see success and
| longevity in their callings, are the ones
who are sought after. 1t is as natural
to try to avoid disagreed BILE, unpleasant
people as IT is to try to escape from the
dreary clouds and dark Shadows into tbe
sunlight. e4'e
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-04-20
Take i'm Plenty
of Air.


the woods where there are constant In
vltations to take deep draughts of fra
srance-laden air it is easy to breathe
properly, but i'll the city one gets in the
habit of taking mincing breaths, being
IN constant fear of gulping down great
lot Of sewer gas or some other Of scores
of foul doors.
In crowded cars and badly ventilated
rooms one is inclined to take short little
g&sps at as long intervals as possible.
1t is hard to realize that it is vastly
better to breathe deeply of the poison one
may get in under such conditions than to
let the system take up the poison gener-
ated by ones. own lungs when they are
not given chance to perform the work
for which they were constructed
Deep breathing is good for what ais
you.
Don't neglect it.
Acquire the habit Of regularly filling
the lungs to the very bottom, not merely
using the chest portion of your breath
ing apparatus, and you will acquire what
is more valuable than all the money of
all the Vanderbilts.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-04-20
BabjGg

1T is true that many Frenchmen are
the worse for the absinthe habit" a
prominent physician connected with Pa
ris hospitals said to a correspondent. as
they sat together in a Paris cafe much
patronized by Americans; but do We
not systematically poison ourselves with
hol?" CO. o.
As the medical man spoke ne nodded
toward an adjacent table occupied by
tthree recent arrivals from the United
states. Each was smoking a big black
cigar while consuming the Indifferent
brand of Scotch whisky which Paris fur
No wonder Americans are dyspeptic."
ne continued. we do not smoke heav-
J9ly.' even while drinking light wines. con-
tanning very little alcohol Your wh.s-
kIes, with their 50 and 80 per cent OF
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-04-20
looking for DO. ].
Symptoms of
: elf.


The self-Hfe is always unwitingly mag
its doing and great achievements; it wi
relate incidents in it's past life in such .
way as to show off self to the best AL
vantage
a soul affected with mental root-kno
IS always turning back upon itself al
if it breaches. or pravs. or sings. O
gives money, or enters any enterprise. D
has a keen faculty Of seeing how the 1e
suits will affect its own honor, or reward
or happiness.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-04-20
American and
French Compared.

alcohol, drunk while smoking cause Won.
bodies *? absorb all the poison a olga
1t is well known IN ph5rmacoloe.
tnat the active constituents of most
drugs are readily soluble i'm alcohol
though not in water The chief poison.
Gus constituent Of tobacco smoke "A
pyri5lne. which. being practically ins0ll-
mouth, to be expelled by esuectoration-
except when alcohol is drunk I'm tha.
case it is dissolved and passes into H.
stomach
over at that table in the drawn fares 4.
the smoking drinkers, and in the stu9o
into which their faculties are falling
The worst part of it is that the habit a.
taking q combination Of alcohol ANA mid.
otLne Is harder to shake off than either u.
the others separately"
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-04-20
=. How She :.
Was Fa shioned.

The lightness of the feather,
The gentle gaze of the doe
beam,
The tears of the cloud,
The INCONSISTENCY of the wind.
The tinidness of the hare,
The vanity of the peacock
The hardness of the diamond.
The sweetness of honey,
The cruelty Of the tiger.
The boldness of the lion,
The glance of the sun,
The heat of the fire
The chill of the snow,
The cackhng of the parrot,
The cooling of the turtle dove.
woman --e
Then he presented her to the man.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-04-20
chow CAN I KNOW THAT AM
SAVED3"


On Inc n Christian Endeavor topic for April
~ Is round in John viii, 1892; I. John iii. /,
~; romans viii, l-16; T. john w. Z How
can l Know that | am saved?
Inns is question that has been asked
py many anxious Christians. Some have
concluded that assurance is nossihle
OtherS nave declared that it is impossi-
PIE ana the testimony in favor of it an
unWarraanted presumption. The topic as
SumeS that positive knOwIedge il noesi-
bic upon this subject. The fact must a.
ways pfecede the method We must know
that we are saved before we can tell
now We Know it. And this is undoubted-
~ the Scriptural and onIy rational yriaI,
to take upon this subject. That We NAV
ne saved and have no way of knowing
II IS preposterous supposition. Il is
contrary cen to the teachings of Gods word
9 9n8 s1 1aI7, Know; Paul says, 81 know. .
ana John IS alive with assurance His
PIlnclp2I eplstle is practically an elabora-
tlolt OF tins precious doctrine 1--WE know
Is the Keynote. And if Job, Paul and
Christians. The contrary doctrine Is az az
unreasonable as it is unscripturaI If is
lnsupposable that one could be born
again be truly the child OF God, and not
nave any way of knowing it.
But since assurance is possible how
90 we know that We are Christians. that
we are saved for time and for enternitv?
several answers to this question are
suggested in the topical references:
i We know that we are saved nv the
testimony of consciousness. God offers
salvation through faith in Jesus Christ
NOW, If we have really accepted Christ.
and our sins have been pardoned there's
a Consciousness within us that tells ne
that this is so. "Our spirit" beareth
witness. within US that eve are the % H.
dren OF Cod and consequently saved,
Who could live in a filiaI relation with
God, enjoy the fellowship and BLESSINGS
Of sonship and not know it?
z We know that we are saved by the
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-04-20
Is Being
Used in Chicago.

houses work up into food old ar infirn
and even diseased animals. ring bonca
spawned ana sore-footed nags and ever
those that have CHAMBERS" are killed an,
sold FOR food, says the commissioner.
II this be true, it is plainly the dut,
q the Illinois food commission to prompt
~ haul mp the offenders before the Grim
inal courts. The allegation Of such thing
points out the necessity Of applying 1,
the meat trade the oleomarsarine rule
Horse meat should be so branded and
marked that those who wish cquin
steaks or roasts can get them al nors,
meat prices and those who want roa
beef can be certain that they are no.
getting the flesh Of horses and mules.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-04-20
ENGAGEMENT RINGS FOR MEy

Lila Sloane, one of the New York 400.
iraugurated a new fashion which will
doubtless find many followers, beth in
and out of the 400. Until now engage
ments have been signalized by the gift
Of a ring to the maiden by her swain.
Miss Sloane, not content with this has
presented her future husband an en-
gagement ring, which he now wears in
token of the fact that he is no longer
a free agent, but under orders. The ring
is to be worn on the little finger OF the
oft bnp
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-04-20
Breathing .
ADVICE WORTH NEEDING

ADVICE WORTH NEEDING.
Most of people breathe only about
enough to keep from smothering to
death
Man can live without water for some
time, without food a long time, but with
out air not five minutes
This wo Id st EN- to Indicate that breath
ing or pumping air into the lungs was
about the most important of the three
functions, eating, drinking and breath
ing.
Most of us do not drink enough water.
Some do not take enough food, but the
great majority takes too much
Only now and then will you find a per-
son who breathes deeply and regularly
and sufficiently.
When you do find one who regularly
makes proper use of the lungs you find
one who has few ailments.
Many things tend to prevent proper
breathing. Bad odors so common in all
cities, tight clothing about the waist line,
and ignorance are three very prolific
causes of air starvation
When one can be out in the fields or
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-04-20
Question Box
Curious Things in
Life and Literature.

in in the constitution. nor any referen-.
to creed. There was q movement inau
gurated in 1871 to get the word inserted
but the house judiciary committee rt
ported adversely. on the broad groun.
that this country was the h1me or ID,
oppressed of all lands. Christian O.
pagan.
Answers in part by Mabel Earl 4G2 Ro.
land street, st. Faul
QUESTIONS to be answered May 4:
37S.-Who was Metcutio2
5l9-Wno was Peter Farley?
5S0.-What book speaks Of the Delccfa
bic mountains?"
SSL-Who was Master Chizzlsw.t?
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-04-20
B0Gge M2eaf.
AND MULE MEAT TOO

The assistant state food commiss: oner
OF Illinois has just made the announce
ment that the flesh of horses, mules and
donkeys is sold in large quantities. in Chi
cago as beef" Apart from the influence
Of the Imagination on the palate. il can
be conceived that a healthy, wen fed
young horse or mule which is not The
veteran of too many wars could be con-
Verted into an article Of food as cleanlv
ana wholesome as that obtained from the
barnyard hog.
Inc idea of exposing for sale horse
roasts or donkey steaks is not in itself
particularly startling. but this food Of
hcer asserts that the equine Slaughter
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-04-20
: 8 Cbe m0Qfb 3
A Good
Description

fountain head and the tool chest for pie
Without it the politician would go dow
to an unhOnored grave and the ofic
seeker would become a wanderer ON tn
face of the earth. 1t is also the grocer
friend the stump speakers pride aim,
dentists hope. 1t puts some men On TIL
rostrum and some in Jail. 1t IS tcmpta
tons lunch counter when attached to
woman and a tCbaccOnist's friend whe.
attached to a man. Without il the teach
ers institute would be a dream am
a school ma'am would lose half her al
fractions"
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-04-20
GETTING SMARTER.

The American youth appears to be get
ting smarter all the time The other
Gay teacher in one of the city schools
gave the scholars a few minutes for CO.
rundrums, and one of the youngsters put
the following to the school, eff you
look down dogs throat what will you
see?' No one could guess the answer
and the teacher asked the questioner to
explain, and he replied: why, the seat
of his pants"
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-04-20
Famous Quotations.

PRIZESJThe first person to send in
the names of the authors of the annexed
quotations win be given copy Of an H.
Illustrated book. Address Puzzle Editor
care T h e Gl be, ST. Paul, MINI.
ago:
342-French: Don't find fault with
what you don't understand"
34S-Italian: who loves believes
349-Spanish: Practice makes per
feet
S5O.-LatIn: Love and couple cannot
be concealed"
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-04-20
To Test Minds So
Inclined.

@.-A school master being asked how
many scholars he mad said il he haC
as many more. one-half as many. ane
one-fourth as many, he should have ~
How many had he?
19S.-How many changes may be runs
upon Y bells. and how long would the,
be in ringing but once over. suppcsing
~ changes mignt be rung I'm "A minute
and the year to contain Se5 days Y
hours?
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-04-20
EIGHTY YEARS Young.

Edward Everett Hale recently celebrated
his birthday, or rather his friends did
This famous man evidently bel ewes with
Oliver Wendell Holmes that one should
be eighty years young, not eighty years
old. The rule of life of the man who
wrote Ten Times One Is Ten" must
have been
ITO look up and not down
To look forward and not back,
To look out and not in,
20 lend a hand"
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-04-20
Encouragement.

led regular, placid life, and took walk
Ing exercise every day Up to the last
lew months he walked into the town
and back. distance of three miles, al
most daily. The Lancet says that the
late Sir Andrew Clark who was elected
to the staff of the London hospital in 1854.
with the remark from the medical STAFF.
Let Clark have it; he is only a poor
Scotchman, and mas not long to live
Yet he did live thirty-n years and saw
al his colleagues at the time of his
election predecease him.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-04-20
Who Wrote
Them Z?

551.-Portuguese: Every one reaps az
he sows.'
QUoTATIONS-Authors to BE- giyeL
May 4:
357.-"Nct that loved Caesar less b,,
that 1 loved Rome more"
$50, coward conscience. how dost
thou afflict met
o59-"The devil can cite Scripture foi
his purpose"
S6O.-"Sweet are the uses Of adversely. 20
Something is rotten IN the state
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-04-20
WANT "HELLOv sroppED

The women Of Evanston M started .
crusade against slang and vulgarisns in
speecn. Their initial onslaught is di
rected against the use of the word "hel-
TO- TO introduce conversation over the
telephone Instead of "heIIo' they sug
gest the use of such expressions as are
generally used in greetings, as good
morning" or Chow do Won do -
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-04-20
TIMES ARE CHANGING.

You cannot lift yourself over the fence
by your bootstraps," is an expression
that has generally been accepted as an
axiom in philosophy but an engineering
feat was recently performed that would
Seem to pretty nearly discountenance
that theory. An electrical engine, weigh
ing 5000 pounds was made to lift itself
onto railway track by energy furnish
ed by itself.