Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-08-30

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Sheriff Burmeister, of Dane county,
''didn't know Il was loaded"
OF course, it is the humane design Of
the trust in witch hazel to rub it into
consumers.
Anthracite is hard coal in double
sense; just now chiefly because II IS
hard 70 get.
Alfonso seems to be bent on giving his
subjects a fund of startling reminiscen-
ces of his royal self.
The New York Aero Club has discov-
cred that NJ. Santos-Dumont can make
fights other than those aerial.
Wave the long pig-tail and bring forth
the fatted birds nest: the Chinese have
peacefully retaken Tien-Tsin.
The first launch of the new United
States Shipbuilding Company was he
floating Of mortgage for $16,000,OD.
According to latest adyices the trouble
in the Baldwin-Ziegler Arctic expedition
was another case of too many captains.
Chicago can't escape responsibility for
well-known conditions by tracing her
name TO the Miami Indian word mean
ing skunk.
The Belgian authorities might have
known that they could not keep BOtha
out Of Brussels, or any other city that
be desired to reach.
Mr.. Gates $500 tip to a waiter IN a
Saratoga hotel is liable to make travel
ing "come high" for those who want TO
be in the upper swim.
And now the lawyers are rushing to
get as much as they can of the Fair
money. Well, why shouldn't they want
some of that kind too?
The beginning of the hunting season is
dad INV ba nj nj Il
change Of weapons with serious and
sometimes fatal results.
Why did Mr.. Morgan get up the Har-
vester trust? o, that's easy. or course
il was to harvest his gains from the Steel
trust and the Shipping trust.
j. Pierpont Morgan has returned to his
native soil. and the people on the other
side are looking about to see what is left
without an American name plate.
The San Francisco Arg0naut publishes
long article on Learning How Not to
Play the Piano" Is it wise to devote
space to an art so widely mastered?
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Having been married in a cage of lions.
the young Orfordville couple should now
emulate the other spectacular menagerie
attraction known as the happy family.
The fake" oil well at Mass City,
Michigan, belongs to class of Strikes |
of that kind which is just now much in |
favor among get-rich-quick promoters.
Like a newspaper without red-and-yel- |!
low pictures like a church without a |
whistlng girl in the choir, will be the |
st, Louis worlds fair without a midway. |
Heretofore only 'hot air" has been |
under suspicion in connection with the /
floating OF big enterprises such as that |
with which the name Tripper is now |
associated
If Iohe and her Putty" persist in |
their search for place where reporters |
or unknown" it will he IA long time before |
they can settle down, But probably il |
would be long time anyway.
The Milwaukee recipient Of windfall
who announces that he will start out
to fight the worlds trusts with his cap
ital of 100000 won't have to enlarge
his pockets for the accommodation of
results
Something must he radically wrong
with the location of the rifle range of
the Minnesota National Guard. near
Minneapolis, when babies can stray into
the line of fire and become targets for
the guardsmen.
II they have any respect for public