Arizona republican., 1902-11-16
Mir. DOoley

''I see that me frind Sicrity Hay is goin' to push Roomanya around fir it's threatment iv tn Jews" said MT. Dooley.
 Where's Roomanya 9" asked Mr. Hennessy.
 1T don't know" said MT. Dooley, "an' lawn Hay don't know an nobody knows. It's somewhere down in the lower vest pocket iv Europe with tn rest iv tn small change. But anyhow it's been threatin' tn Jews badly-ex- pellin' thim as if they was poor immy- grants, or denyin thim a vote as if they was Chinymen or ladies. or takin' away their right to thrile be jury as if they was naygurs. An lawn Hay is goin' to stop it. I ain't sure how but l suppose he's goin' to hold thim up to th' contimpt iv tn civilized wurruld. 'Tis tn aisest way an 'tis good exercise. We have tn record f'r holdln' up eight-ounce nations to tn contimpt iv tn wurruld."
 II don't see why We shud interfere to help tn Jews" growled MT. Hen messy. They're pretty well able to help thimsilves. They're all rich"
 II sec" said MT Dooley. ''ye have a feelin' again lawn Hays frinds. 'Tis ye'sr idee that ivry Jew is rich man. Maybe we're right. Maybe all thim Jews that lives down on Canal sthreet, twtnty in room is Rothschilds. I sup pose me frind Finkstein that comes by here ivry mornin' hollerin' Rags oP ir'n,' has accumylated a fortune though ye wudden't think so be tn look iv his hat. Prob'ble a great dale lV money is made be thim scared lookin' men that stops ye at tn sthreet corner an wants to know if ye have amy ol' clothes to sell. gentlemen. They mus be large profits as a mid dleman in a thransaction involvin' a pair iv pants that cost two dollars when they were first bought an has been worn through a picnic season an a pollytical campaign. I watched wan fv thim joynts iy finance a whole day Wanst Out iv a total iv five hundred propositions he got four hundred stony glares, nirety-eight Go to tn divvles, wan punch in tn eye, an a cardigan jacket, But he mus be rich. All Jews ar-re rich.
 Wud ye like me to give ye me ob- sarvations on tn Jews? Ye wudden't ? Well, l will. Tn raisoh tn Jews is all in business is because they'se nawthin' else fir them to do. FIT cinchries an cinchries, Father Kelly tells me. they have been crowded out iv iyrythine else. They cudden't be sojers or polly ticians or lawyers or judges. But they'se wan pursoot where prejudice has no hand. Whin a man wants tc borrow money, he niver inquires about tn character or religion iv tn fellow he touches. He'd is lave borrow firm a stranger as a frind, firm a bad mar as good, firm a Jew as a Christyan He'd sooner. F'r he hopes not to be able to pay it back an not payln back money to a Jew is Christyar Varchue. So tn Jews become money flinders. They handed out tn roly boly to imprors an kings who had come back. firm wars an pulled thei1 teeth out. But whin tn imprors need cd tn dough again, they had to go tc
 Nose. an Nose made thim settle wha1 they owed with inthrest. So in tn end tn impror had tn Jews teeth. an tn Jew had tn impror's money
 Well, to be a good money finder, y, have to be sthrong at figures Y, have to be able to add up quick ir ye'er head because tn man that has tn watch to soak, hasn't time to thinl ivy annything but wantin' tn money in a hurry. So tn Jews larned figures To larn figures right, we've got to begin