Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1902-10-10

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Hornet-'Mr. Bumble Bee says he
can eat pound of honey a day. What
do you call that?" Moth-'Id call it
a bee-lyin'w
Brlggs-"What sort of fellow Is
Willowsnapi9 tir sgs-"I don't know.
I've only seen him when he was with
his wife."-Puek.
lle-"But she spends too much
money! Ills Wife-"No-o, don't
think so; but her husband doesn't make
enough" "-Brooklyn Life.
Ted-"Why are you so opposed to the
small families of the richT' Ned-"Our
mlllionaires haven't daughters enough
to 30 around Town Topics.
The Goyerness-"I know French and
German" Mrs. uptodate-"That is
not sufficient | want some one who
can teach my children Scotch
Heard In a bookstore: Il suppose
that work In sixty volumes is an ency-
elopedla." No; 1t is called The Love
Letters of Mormon Elder smart
Set,
Father-"In choosing wife, one
should never Judge by appearances"
Son-"rhats right often the pret-
tlest girls have the least money!
Puck
Nervous Employer-"Thomas, | wish
you wouldn't whistle at your work"
Office Boy aln't working sir; I'm
only lust whlstling boston Tran
script
Mae-"Where is Marion these days.
Edltor-"TIe's out in the country writ
ing special article on how TO keep
cool In the city during the summer
days. Gazette
well, doctor, what's the matter wit.
me?' the Anglomanlac patient asked.
"Lumbago," replied the physician.
"Goodw "GoodY Eyes, that's what
King Edward has."-Pittsburg Chron-
] icle
"Your daughter Is SO very modest
Nine. Dupretl Her eyes are always on
the ground" "Yes, you see, her sister
/ found purse In the street one day,
and she hopes to find one, too!''-Le
Rlre.
"Your daughters taste in music is inn
proving perceptibly," said the professor.
Il think it must be-" answered Mr..
Bliggins "She doesn't try to play near
/ ly as much as she did. d."-Washington
Star.
Young Man (bitterly)-"Oh, of course.
You can't keep anything a secret in this
town. | did hope my engagement to be
married wouldn't get out just yet" His
Friend-"Why did you tell the girl,
then g'-Chicago News.
1 Two Irlshmen were arguing who was
the cleyerer. We'll" said Pat, '1'l bet
you can't tell me what keeps bricks to-
gether.' "Shure,' said Mike, its NOR
/ tar" NO" said Pat. you are wrong;
that keeps them apart
| Rev. Goodman-"I was surprised to
see you playing golf last Sunday. 1
should think you would try to do bet
ter" Hardkase-"O! usually do much
better. | was in wretched form last
Sunday. Philadelphia Press.
/ Ping-"How did you come out on that
stock deal last week." Pong-"Lost
! $500 Ping-"But l thought you said
| friend had given you a pointer"
/ Pong-"So l thought-but it turned
out to b. dlsappolnter. Chicago
Daily News.
What makes you so sure your COM
position will be hit?" asked the pub
/ Usher. Because answered the song
writer, confidently, my musical friends
/ say the music is trash and my literary
! friends agree that the words are tom
/ myrot. ."-Washingto Star.
DO you think 1t would improve my
style?" inquired the varsity man who
had got into the crew through favorit-
ism. "!f | were to acquire a faster
stroke?" 1T would improve the crew
replied the candid trainer, "if you got
paralytic stroke. e."-Tit-Bi
Brown-'I say, Dumley, Robinson
| has threatened that the first time he
meets you he proposes to knock some
sense into you. You'd better look out
for him" Dumley (contemptuouslyl
| pooh! 1t would take a dozen men
like Robinson TO knock any sense into
me-
Lady-"Here is Il cent. Now, what
are you going to do with it," Weary
Waggles mum, I'll hey ter sub
NIT dat question to the Board Nv Di-
rectors NV de Copper Trust. 1t wouldn't
do ter dump all dis metal onter de mar
ket. at once widout considerin' de prob
liable consequences. Judge.
He-"I trust you have forgiven me
for not recalling your name the other
evening, although l remembered your
face perfectly" She-"Oh, yes, but N.Y..
nnme is such plain one should think
| you. would. have remembered it quite
las readily" He-"Not at all; you
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