Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1902-07-10

glarizin' an broke tn left junction Nv
tn sizjymoid cartilage. TIL trouble
with tn Capn is he drinks too much.
A man Nv his age who has been
soak all his life always succumbs to
amy throuble like hyperthroopily iv
tn Uranium. Docthor Muggers, dean Nv
tn Post GRADUATE Veterinary School
iv Osteopathy, says he had similar
case las year in Mr.. Hinnery Hatch
Clohessy, wan Nv tn best known citi-
zens Nv this city. Like tn Cap, MIR.
Chohessy was high liver, heavy
dhrinker, a gambler an nirt. IN
cases are almost identical. OWN to tn
code Nv professional eethics DR.. Mug
gers cud not tell tn bereaved family
what allied Misther Clohessy. but 1t
was undoubtedly his Past Life
Thin come tn doctors. Not wan
doctor, Hinnissy, to give We Whit
out Nv a towel an make we sleep FIR an
hour an wake up an say i fooled We.
Whin do We begin?' No, but al Nv thin.
They escort tn prisoner up tn sthreet
in a chariot an tn little newsboys
runs alongside sellin' exthry papers.
our night edition will print tn inside
facts about Cap Dooley's condition,
an tn Cap himsilf with cinemato-
graph iv' tn jolly proceedin's by DOCK
Laparatonny.' What happens to tn
Grim nal at first is tn same as II he
was a dacint, wurrukin' man. But
whin that Is done, an tbs getin' so
aisy they tell me they'se not much
iff'rence between a good clam-sales-
man an n hrst-class surgeon, tn
lithry wurruk begins. Ye think tbs all
over whin We say: Dock, put ye'er
hand undher tn pillow an take what's
there But not so. TIL assimbled docks
adjourn to a large hall an prepare tn
story Nv Cap Dooley; a Stormy career
Be Wan Who Knows
"Upon SEEM tn Cap, we at once
diagnosed tn case as peritclipaliticki-
pantilitisitis, or chicken bone in tn
throat Dr.. Pincers operated, DR..
Smothers administered tn annysthet-
ac, DR.. Hygeen opened tn window, DR..
Anodyne turned on tn gas, DR.. Alu-
ompaine turned tn pitchers to tn wall,
DR.. Rambo looked out tn window. Drs.
Peroxide, Gycal, Cephalgern, Antipy-
reen an Coletar took a walk In tn
park, and DR.. Saliclate figured up tn
bill. As we have said. we diagnosed tn
case as above. We can't raymimber tn
name. 1t depinds on how tn syllables
came out iv tn hat. We were wrong,
although what we see whin we got in
more thin made up FIR tn error. We
made a long incision firm tn chin
down and another acrost, an not find
in what we exploited, but many things
that ought to be kept firm tn fam
'Iy, we put tn Cap back an whit on.
TIL OPERATION was a complete success.
TIL wretch is restin' an swearin' east
". We have given him light meal Nv
pickles an anti-septic oats, an surgf-
cal science havin' done its duty, mus
lave tn rest to Nature, which was
not in tn consultation, bein' consid-
cred be some Nv us slightly irregular.
(Signed) Look at our names:
"'Pincers, Smothers, Mullins, Hy-
geen, Anodyne, Alicompane, Rambo.
Peroxide. Antipyreen, Collar, Gycal,
Saliclate.'
but that's nawthin'. If We think
they'se anything We wud like to keep
up ye'er sleeve, look FIR 1t in tn pa
apers. TIL followin' facts is stated on
tn authority iv wan Nv tn attindin'
surgeons: Cap Dooley cut up terribly
undher tn chloroform, singin' songs.
swearin' an aslxin' FIR Lucy. His wife's
name is ,Annamariar. She was in tn
admin room. 1t seems they have had
throuble. Tn room was poorly furnish
ed. The Caps clothes was much worn,
as was most iv him. He must have LED
a shockin' life. 1t is doubtful If he will
liver raycover, FIR he is very, very old.
He has been concealin' his age FIR
NANNY years. He is a natoryous profit
gate. as was we'll shown be tn view
we had. TIL flash light pitcher " tn
Cap will appeal to all who know his
inner histbry.
"An' there We ARE. Think iv man
comm in tn light iv day afther all
that. He can't get on clothes enough
to cover him. He may bear himself
with a naughty manner, but he feels
that ivry man he meets knows more
about him than he knows himsilf. tn