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IIaIlWOOd.

Mr.. Il. A. German is on the sicl
list this week.
Beach parties quite popular with
many Of our people at this time.
Mrs. Mary V. Taylor, of Baltimore
is visiting her sister, Mrs. L. b. KEEL
ley.
Mr.. s. A. Trader has bought LOT
here, which he will Improve soon by
a dwelling, wheelwright and black
smith shops
The fair, held here July 23d, fol-
the benefit OF our Baptist Church.
was a success. The net receipts
were $l25.67.
Mr. Jas. A. Hall is having II large
dwelling built here for Mr.. L. B.
Kelley and will have two more put
up soon on same street.
The dry weather is telling Oh all
crops in this section and the corn
crop will be very short if drouth
continues much longer.
The young men of the Jr o. U. A.
NJ, OF this place, are trying to or.
ganlze brass band and with pros
pect of success, it is to be hoped.
Mr.. Max G. Broughton, OF Boston,
after spending several weeks here
with his parents, Mr. and Mrs. ] w. |
BrouRhton, returned Monday, via
Did Point, and from thence by sea to
Boston.
The BrOughton House is we'll filled
with guests from various sections.
Among them is Miss Edna NAPLES
'ud two daughters of Birdsnest, Mr..
ernest Richards and friend of
Baltimore.
Several Of our young men are &C.
epting employment with N. Y. P. g.
I. K. K. In the number are E. T.
Toss, Jr., and R. w. Trader, firemen.
V. K. Sterling, A. Judson Rev and
Warren Smith, brakes men.
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t Mr.. Joseph Bloxom quite sick 70
the past week Is conyaIescent.
: Mr.. W. E. Mears.ot Princess Anne
Md, spent Sunday Ia our town.
Miss May Mason is spending THU
week at Cheriton visiting friends.
Mr.. T. 3. Mason and family ar
rived In our town last week for the
summer months.
Miss Mary v. Finley, after very
successful season In the millinery
business at this place, returned to
Bal iui IRE this week.
Miss Edna Parsons, after spending
several days visitin Miss Lois Mason
at this place, returned tn her home
Ia Pars 0nsburg, Md, Thursday.
The Children's dav exercises were
observed in the N. f.. Church South,
at Woodberry last Sunday evening.
The church was decorated to it's full
est extent with flowers and ever
greens and behind the pulpit rested
the stars and stripes, which helped to
III AXE the room look brilliant and
patriotic. The speaking was espe-
ci4lly good and music beautifully
rendered by the choir. The house
was crowded to its utmost capacity
and several were compelled to stand |
outside. Rev. L. g. Pullen made |
short address and then handsome
was taken.
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Mr.. Walter J. Hall is quite sick a
this tune.
, A foe rain, mush needed, fell her
Tuesday night.
Mrs Jeremiah Taylor, Jr, Is visit
ing friends near Seaford, Del.
Miss Gertrude Wimbrow, o, Baltl.
more, is visiting the family of Mr.
Geo. W. Payne.
Miss Lille Guillette and friend. of
Newport News, are visiting Mrs. s.
Q. Hall, OF this place.
Capt. r. ]. Corbin has bought the
stock OF goods and rented the sore
house of w. J. Hall & Son.
A handsome "skipjack" is being
built by MIR. Jeremiah Taylor, sr., of
this vicinity, with the capacity of
800 or 600 bushels OF oysters.
Capt. E. Il. Churn left o. his
schooner a few days ago for North
Carolina. He has gone there for
cargo OF watermelons.
Mr. Charles Slant was knocked
overheard and drowned 10 bay by
boom, from schooner OF Capt q. s.
Mears Jr., last Sunday night.
a revival meeting is in progress at
Halls Chapel, conducted by the pas
tor, Rev. Ohas. Clements, assisted by
Rev. l. b. Kirby, of Cashville.
Pocomoke NJ <. Church, South. is
being remodelled aud enlarged by
fifteen feet to the length and ten
feet to its width. Among the i'm
also will be recess pull
pit aud Steeple.
young man OF this vicinity call
I'd on his best girl few nights ago
Ind postponed their marriage for
week. A few nights later another
'oung man called aud persuaded her
o make the trip with him to the
darylaud line, where the knot was
led which made them man and wife.
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Maiden; J. NJ. Kavanaugh, Va, Gov
Bushnell; W. P. Biggs, Arlington
md Rochelle; j. K. Lauterback
Baltimore, Md, Belle Linkwood; w
j. Hall. Marion Station, Md, Sweer
Director; q. d. Carter, Me ridep. Miss
Frank Keeuan; G. f. Dyer, Greens
boro, N. O., Skyland Girl.
Thursday, August 7th.
2:45 E. 8. Va, purse s20O-H. p
James, GAINESVILLE, Va Capt. James
or Red Wilkes; 8. @. Bull, Fair Oaks,
Va, Maude; W. Taylor, Parksley,
Va, st. Paul; W. l.. Bull, Fair Oaks,
Va, Billy Newton; James Bros.
Kendall j Grove, Va, Miss James; Il.
b. Quinby, Accomack, Va, Larry;
FPS pace, purse $50O-Foxhali
Farm, Norfolk, Va, Admiral; G.
Daniel, Greensboro, N. c., Orphan
Boy or SkyIand Girl; R. HeDtschel,
Baltimore, Md pluto;F 81. Hanson,
Richmond, Va, News Boy; r. r.
Savage, Berlin, Md, Martha ForG.
1892 trot, purse S25O-W. P. Biggs.
Arlington, Md, Richard H.; q. r.
Richmond, Richmond, Va, Eliza
Ingram; Ira q. Nelson, Richmond,
Va. W. H. N; FoxhaII Farm, Nor.
folk, Va, Clarence b.; q. F. Overs,
Greensboro. N c., Albert M; ii. l.
Upshur, Eastville, Va, Sam Patch.
Friday, August Sth.
8 year-old. purse 800 OO-S. vi
Nottingham, Northampton. Va, Miss
Prince; Floyd Bros, Bridgetown.
Va, Princess; A. E. Dennis, James
vile, Va, Bursar, Jr.
2;4O pace, purse $780,. McKava-
naugh, Harrisonburg, Pa, Edna
w. W. Wright, Jr., Baltimore.
Md Mandiline; G. r. Richmond
Va, Honest Joe or Tom
Boy; A. Parker, Pocomoke, Md, Lit
lie John; Foxhall Farm, Norfolk, Va.
Mamie; W. A. Gardner, Baltimore,
Md, Hal Grow; g. r. Finney, BALTIC.
more, Md, Miss Flnney; r. Crom.
we'll, Oatonsville, Md. Charlotte G.
=; d. K. Block, Newport News, Va
Kitty Clyde; Young & Wicks, POGO
noke, Md, Pete. ]
$50 trot, purse 5000. Daniel
n. c., Queen Bess; M'
dcCormick, Baltimore, Md, Hart b.:
7. M Harden, Raleigh, N. c., Fred
s.; j. M. Kavanaughs, harrisonburg.
F. NJ. X; }. K. Hudson, Norfolk, Va
lillian g.; NJ. h. White, Hartford. n
L, Little Bell; X. Nj. Mc6ears. c
Iuburn, N. Y, Wegman; F. 4. Han
on, Richmond, Va, Clarion.
L. 5. Hopkins, Secretary,
Tasley, Va.
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Examinations for Tanehsrn

Virginia school law, section 81, page
81, says, uniform examinations shall
be held annually under the superyi.
sion OF county and city SuperInten-
dents on days set by the Superinten.
dent of Public Instruction, on or.
typography, reading, writing, arith-
metlc, grammar, geography, history,
civil government, theory and practice
OF teaching, physiology and hygiene.
In accordance with the above law.
the uniform examinations for those
who desire TO secure certificates to
teach In the puOllc schools OF Acco-
mac county, will be held in the High
School building at Onancock.
For white teachers, Tuesday,
August the 9Th and Wednesday,
August Och. For colored teachers.
Thursday, August TIN, and Friday
August otn. BY order of State super
lntendent.
&. g. Joynes, Sup't.
n. ESPECIAL arrangements for
board and lodging during examina
tions.
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NElGHB0KHOOD MOTIFS
tbuIeY

OuteY
Mr.. W. T. Broughton is on III
sick list this week.
Miss Sarah trudy, Of Westerl
Shore, is the guest of Miss Salli
Finney.
Messrs. T j. and L. ]. Savage re
turaed from trip to Atlantic Cit,
last Tuesday.
Rev. A. L. Carson lefs for North.
field, Mass, Wednesday, for his sum
mer vacation.
Mr.. Dietrich and wife, of Baltimore
visited the family of Mr.. W. H. Har-
gis this week.
Miss MaIuie NJ ;Math has returned
from the Summer Normal School.
Charlottesville.
The first waternelohs OF the sea-
son, grown by Mr.. B. Il. Bradford.
were brought to town July cath.
A small dwelling oa the premises
OF Mrs. Maggie D McMath, occupied
by Abel Mock, was destroyed by fire
during night Of July 245h.
Mr.. A. G. Southall, of the Exchange
office, this, place, has been confined
to his home, Blenheim, by sickness
for several days past.
The Life Saving crews, of this vi.
clnlty, passed successful examina
ton OF II physician from Washington
at this place, July Goth and eth.
The birthday party, given by the
Rosebud Society of this place Tues
lay evening, was we'll attended aud a
grand success. The net proceeds
amounted to neary $50 90 The doll
vas presented to Miss Helen McMath.
me of the five contestants.
Mr.. Fred Hill is visiting his par
nts at Girdletree, Md Miss Hen
erson, OF upper Accomac, is ut the
ome OF her sister, Mrs. Mary G. Saw
&c; Mr.. Leonard Mears, OF Balti-
lore, of late has been the guest OF
elatives and friends in this vicinity.
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Free trip to Pocomoke City, to at.
tend the big fair. We will pay the
railroad fare of all persons attending
the Fair on August 18th, 18th, 14th
or 18th, who will purchase of us
monument or tombstone of any
kind. We use only the best material,
and employ the best workmen. We
claim to have the best carver on the
Shore. Come in and see us, even il
you do not want to purchase. Exhi.
bition at the Fair Grounds.
Young & Wicks.
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Mrs. Ann K. Swanger, wife of Mr.
E. b. Swanger, for several years II
falling health, died Monday at hel
home at louisville, of heart disease
aged 70 years. She was a most esti.
mable lady ana her death though
not unexpected is received with no
less sincere sorrow by large circle
OF relatives and friends. Her re
mains were laid to rest at her late
home, after funeral services conduct
ed by Rev. R. N. Hartness, assisted
by Rev. A l.. Carson, on Tuesday.
She is survived by her husband. one
son, Mr.. N. B. Swanger, and three
daughters, Mrs. William A. Burton,
Mrs. NJ. r. pullman and Miss Lee
Swanger.
Mr.. @. Wesley Garrett, a highly
respected citizen, stricken down by
paralysis last week, died Tuesday at
Accomac @. H., aged 81 years. His
remains were taken on afternoon
train for interment at Capeville, at
tended by his three brothers, Mr..
Henry Garrett, of Richmond, Mr..
William T. Garrett, of Northampton,
and Mr.. Geo. w. Garrett, of Acco-
mac G. n.
Mi. W. H. Miles, worthy citizen
of upper Accomac, died Sunday, near
Gargatha, of dropsy, aged SO years.
Funeral services were held over his
remains at his late home Tuesday.
conducted by Rev. T. G. Pullen. In.
terment in the family burying
grounds near Accomac G. H. Three
sons, John H., William L. and Geo.
). Miles and one daughter, Mrs. T
Berkeley Smith survive him.
DR.. George L Ames, a promising
'oung physician, of Pungoteague,
lied Monday after short illness.
.ged about 30 years. Funeral SER
ices and interment In cemetery at
'ungotea que on Tuesday.
Mrs Effie Adams. a very estimable
ady, wife of William Adams, died .
unday night at Harborton, OF con-
aged about IS years. '
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Accomae County school BOARD.

The county school board will holo
its annual meeting at Accomack c.
H., Monday, August 4th at 10 O'Clock
a. IN. All the trustees are earnestly
requested to be present at the ap-
pointed time. Clerks are requested
to be ready for settlement with coun-
ty treasurer. Business of Importance
on hand.
g. G. Joynes, j.. Turner.
Supt. Clerk.
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Appointments TO schoIarships From
AccOmae County.

To University Of Virginia from
the county at large, Ralph Y. Rich
Onancock.
10 Washington and Lee Univer
sity from the county at large, F. C
A. Kellam Jr., Pungoteagoe; from
Parksley, A. L. Hope.
10 Virginia Polytechnic Institute,
Blacksburg, Jno. e. Brooks Mapp
drangevilIe; Samuel ID. WapIes
Onancock; Clarence E. Birch, Chin
colleague; Howard J. Tull, Mona.
To William and Mary College, or
man 7. Mapp, Wachapreague; Har-
vey l.. Burton, Wachapreague; A. c.
Taylor, Atlantic.
10 Eastman Business College, Her
bert G. Kellam, Onancock.
Washington and Lee University
mas Two more scholarships open, one
to Cnincoteague, one to the Onap-
ock High School, value $50. each
and Mary College has two
open, value $43. each. These will be
filled in order Of application.
Very respectfully,
G.. g. Joynes.
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In Mem Or1anl.

In memory of our darling baby
Della MattL ews, aged three months
daughter OF Lloyd w. and Eta Mat
thews.
We miss you, OH we miss you,
how much no one can know.
Aud yet We know twas best that.
You should from earth 10 HEAVIER
10.
Your suffering now is ended,
No more you viii feel u pain,
Anu we know that our great loss,
liz your eternal gain.
Then why should we grieve or weep.
mhen we know you are at rest?
Asleep In Jesus, blessed sleep,
at home among the blessed.
at peace, at rest in Heaven,
We know our darling must oe.
AT home with God forever,
In grand eternity.
Mama and Papa.
In loving remembrance of our
father, Thorogood 3. Taylor. who
died August l, 1898.
The midnight stars are cleaning,
Upon his silent grave,
NOW sleepeth without dreaming,
The friend we could not save.
The cloud of grief is heaping,
Its shadow on our brow.
On. blame US not for weeping,
We have no father now.
Sadly missed by
Wife and children.
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No, will not be at any fairs or
anywhere else to solicit business or
show any goods, but at my place Of
business in Onancock. You will find
/ have everything you may want in
watches, clocks, jewelry, silverware,
spectacles, and everything belonging
to the jewelry business at prices that
cannot be undersold anywhere. Ny
stock is too valuable to be exposed
at fairs.
Juo. W. Duncan.
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Write to US tor estimates on door
sash, blinds, stair-rails and all other
kinds of building material, hard ware
paints, &c. Stock large, prices low
Mr.. X. ID. l.. Fletcher will be at Ac-
comac Q. H., the first day Of every
County Court, to receive orders for
the firm.
Cape Charles Ice & Lumber Go.
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l propose to be at the Tasley fair
next week for the accommodation of
those who have not paid their taxes
up to year 1902. Will expect you il
In arrears to meet me there and pay
up. E. T. Powell,
Deputy Treasurer.
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e. y. Agricultural A..ocia,inn.

Speed entries to the Eastern Shore
Agricultural Fair close August 18th,
IL p. m. The National Trotting As
ISOLATION does not permit us to &C
cept any conditional entries.
j. Fl. Turner,
Secretary.
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l propose to be at Tasley fair, and
il indebted to me for the Insect Pow
der Distributor, please see either Mr..
.. M. Chandler or myself there and
pay for same.
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Business Notices.

For RENT-For year 1903, two
farms at louisville, with plenty of
resources, now occupied by Geo. W
Budd and Fred Beasley.
W. L. Copes,
Louisville, Va.
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Amusement for children; educa.
ton for grown people, the Japs,
Tasley Fair.
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You will marvel at their perform
ances and they will wonder at your
curiosity, the Japs, Tasley Fair.
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He is not as big as your 8 year old
boy, the Jap, but your boy can't do
his tricks when be is grown.
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For RENT-My horse farm situ-
ated in Horntown for year 1903.
Plenty of resources and in high state
OF cultivation. Share rent. Apply to
Mrs. Susan l.. Glib,
HOrntOwn. Va.
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Japs, Tasley Fair.
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McLain & Co., photographers, will
be at the Tasley Fair.
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FOR SALE offer for sale my farm
situated near louisville, containing
about 80 acres, also my house and lot
In louisville, both desirable prop.
critics.
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For RENT-For year 1903, the two
lots and residence in Onancock, be,
longing to the heirs of James G
Weaver, deceased, at present occu.
pied by J. P. Drummond. These lots
are well adapted to trucks and have
on them large variety of fruit trees.
For further information, apply to
j. O. Wescott,
Agent for the heirs.
Pungoteague, Va.
For RENT-For year 1903, farm
near Belle Haven. For particulars
apply to
Solomon Byrd,
Belle Haven, Va.
NoTIcE-The 18th Annual Fair OF
)nawa Social Union, near Mapps-
burg station, Va, will commence
August Goth, 1902, and continue four
lays.
Southey Collins, President,
Eastville, Va.
Alexander Booker, Secretary,
Belle Haven, Va.
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Wednesday, August 9th.

2:4O trot, purse $25O-Ira G. Nell
son, Richmond. Va, Alfred e. Fox
hall Farm, Norfolk, Va, Lindsay;
w. Fl. D., Warfield, Sykesville, Md,
Whore; W. r. McCombs, Richmond,
Va, Madina Wood; W. II. Sears,
Newport News, Va, Dan E.; H. P,
James, GAINESVILLE, Va, Bursaro or
Red Wilkes; Newark Farm, Newark,
Del, Ida Gray; W. P. Biggs, Airing
ton, Md, Jay Boy; G. ID. Carter,
Meriden, Miss, Richard t.; W. Tay-
lor, Parksley, Va, St. Paul; Jacob
Schmidt, Baltimore, Md, Marshall.
2;3O trot and pace, purse $2OO-H.
P. James, GAINESVILLE, Va, Bursaro
Or Red Wilkes; N. Parker, POGO.
Inoke, Md, Little John; T. q. Not
tingham, Eastville. Va, Orphan Girl;
Young & Wicks, Pocomoke, Md,
Pete.
2:14 and 2:16 pace, purse $2OO-W. !
R. McCombs, Richmond, Va, joyful |
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W. A. Burton,
louisville, Va.
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LOCAL NEWS.

Peninsula Fair, Tasley, Va,
August 5, rs.
Toxic Royal Japanese Troupe,
Tasley Fair, August 5, 6, rs.
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ne entries are as follows.
Tuesday, August 9Th.

2 year-old, Purse $7s-w. ]. Hall.
Sweet Director, Jr.; 8. NJ. James.
GAINESVILLE, Va, Mamie Bell; ]. r.
James, GAINESVILLE, Va, Mamie L.; s.
j. Hopkins, Onancock, Va, Maggie
n.
1927 trot. purse $25O-W. R. Nc
Combs, Baltimore, Md, Madina
Woods; Newark Farm. Newark, Del.
Ida Gray; W. P. Biggs, Arlington,
Md, Jay Bird; Foxhall Farm, No-
folk, Va, Princess Kenton; q. F.
Dyer, Greensboro, N. c., Albert M;
+. M. Hanson, Richmond, Va, For,
ney; Q: ID. Carter, Meiden, Miss, Bill.
~ Buck; q. Danters, Greensboro, N.
o., Queen Bess; r. Cromwell, Cations.
vile, Md, Fetronel; Jacob Schmidt,
Baltimore, Md, Marshall.
2:lS trot, purse $780,. NJ. Kava-
naugh, Harrisonburg, Va. J. NJ. K;
Newark Farm, Newark, Del. ,Eloroy;
W. T. Biggs, Arlington, Md, Skip- |
per; u; F. Dyers, Greensboro, N. c.,
Trib Gentry.
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A Baltimore City solicitor is spend
ing his vacation with Mr.. Sherritts on
Assateague Island.
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E. Baker.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1902-07-09
NEEDED MORE HELP

Often the over.taxed organs of diges-
ton cry out for help by Dyspepsia's
pains, Nausea, Dizziness, Headaches,
liver complaints, bowels disorders.
Such troubles call for prompt use Of
DR.. Kings New Life Pills. They are
gentle, thorough and guaranteed to
cure. 25c at Hall & Lyles' drug store.
Most cold blooded crimes are com.
mitted by hot-headed people.
Taking the hogs view of it., there
is ne such thing as spare ribs.
1t requires a man of sound sense to
be Rgood telegraph operator.
Heard frequently around houses
now: "Close the screen door!"
The problem of the world is woman;
its solution is in the unknown.
The man who draws first blood,
does not always draw the prize.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1902-07-09


Other persons love affairs begin to
look like warmed over potatoes be-
fore the engagement lie two weeks
old.
The man who viii lose logic In an
argument with q woman hasn't sense
enough to know logic from an oyster
shell. f.
1t Is mighty hard these days for the
lady OF the house to be able to furnish
references that are satisfactory to the
cook.
They are telling of a couple who
have "gOne together so long that
they are expected to die shortly of
old age.
II a woman is good and old fashion
ed, she has an uneasy feeling when
inside Of any house, unless she has an
apron on.
Until the engagement is announced,
a girl engaged to the most reliable
man in the world has a terrible uncer-
tain feeling.
Blobbs- "Wigwam seems to have
a very uncertain temper" Slobbs-
That's better than one that is GER
tainly bad"
The trouble with experience is,
nearly every nan thinks he is so
smart that he can win where others
have failed.
One of the greatest accomplish
ments in the world is to be able to
back up the minute you find yourself
going wrong.
Very few men know enough about
women to understand they can con-
vince them they r wrong by agree
ing with them.
Those red stockings the girls wear
are called high art hose. Still, that
doesn't disguise the fact that they are
terrible startling.
The husband of a jealous wife near
ly always thinks to himself, "Well,
there is some reason for it: l am a
sweet old thing"
When a woman says unpleasant
things to a man she always ends by
%confessing that what she told him was
for his own good.
Some women imagine that the Lord
made a mans knees to hold them on
when be wants to cross his legs and
smoke in peace.
The Craze.-The LADY, suppose
you want money to buy liquor? The
Beggar-Not me, mum! l wanter buy
a ping-pong set.
The Boston woman who confessed
to having murdered thirty-one human
beings was not troubled with an over-
heated conscience.
Do you want to be an unusual per-
son? Give, when called upon to do so
in a worthy cause, without that funny
look in your eyes.
No matter how much she thinks Of
a man, there are mighty few women
who would hesitate to trade him off
for nice crinkly hair.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1902-07-09

u.s. A HANDSOME LOT OF M8
q G@~G GATHERED GEMS. No#

Only about one out OF a million girls
who become stage-struck eve make
a hit.
The girl who Is always laughing gen.
orally has either q dimple or pretty
teeth.
Many a rich mans reputation for
wisdom vanishes with the loss Of his
wealth.
The law is always respected by the
man who feels that he is a law unto
himself.
When it is said that a person is
more or less bright, less is usually
implied.
Leading a fast life speeds the day
on which we do business with the un-
dertaker.
An old man told a whopper on the
streets today: be said he felt as spry
as a cat.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1902-07-09
.IE Nan Id 10 YOU,

And say some other salve, ointment,
lotion, or alleged healer is as good as
Bucklen's Arnics Salve, tell him thirty
years of marvellous cures Of Piles, Burns,
Boils, Ccrns. Felons, Ulcers, Cuts,
Scalds, Bruises and Skin Eruptions
prove it's the best and cheapest, 25c at
Hall and Lyles' drug store.
Sampson was the first man to bring
down the house.
Men who are long on words are apt
TO be short on deeds.
Attendance upon the school of ex-
p%erience is compulsory.
Looking ahead is a good way to
keep from getting behind.
Home remedies sometimes hasten
people to their long home.
I When honor is lost it is useless to
offer a reward for its return.
The Normal school girl may have an
abnormal amount of learning.