The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1902-07-11

tnat you Will make my dauglter good
husband Sutton 81 ook at your own
bank account, sirv' 8
In II the sWay.-"What's the matter
with Walker?" run down. "Over-
work. "No, under automobile. ~
Philadelphia Press & u y
II had proposal last night and re-
fused it. = i You are always thinking
Of the welfare Of others, aren't you,
dearE-Ohio State Journal. -:
:: At.a meeting Of engine drivers the
following toast was offered: ITO our
mothers-the only faithful tenders, who
never misplaced a switch" Ht-,Bits. 2
So He Waited. stylish Lady Visitor
Ito small boy, while waiting for hostess,
ITO come down)-"What is the matter
with Fido, that you are watching him
A Notwithstanding do you have
iron bars in front of your Kitchen win
dows and door?" Shemster-"To pre-
vent the escape Of the cook."-Brook-.
Ign Life. .,.. ~
Miss .Eastside ''That Is a lovely
gown, but haven't l seen it before?,''.
Miss Westside-"No, I think not; have
only worn it at very few smart affairs
this season." - ~
Her System.-He-"Mrs. Wise seems
to- understand how to manage her husy
band pretty we'll: She-"Yes. She
let's him have her own way in every
thing. "-Life. ":t'. ~"- s,,., =.
Her Charity.-Jack- WAS the church
garden party success?" Julia-"Well,
I worked hard enough. 1 ate ice cream
with every young man on the grounds
Detroit Free Press. :
1.-THE Joneses, hear, have left town
suddenly. Have you heard anything
to explain their disappearance" Eyes;
believe it was due to their trying to
keep up appearances"
Alas.-Willy lover his natural history
Papa. what species Of animals In
this country are becoming rapidly ex-
tinct?" Papa-"Buffaloes and naval
heroes, my son."-Puck. -,
Suburban-"This Is shameful! I'll
not stand that cooks insolence a mo-
ment longer. AS soon as get to New
York I'll ring her up on the telephone
and discharge her.-Judge, - tsss'f ;
"Who is the hero Of this piece p asked
the man who was coming out Of the the
alter. And the manager thoughtfully
replied: 'sThe man who is putting up
the money."-Washingto Star. 49,. =
Minnie-'M yrtyla is really and truly
our champion golfer" Mabel-"Non-
senser' M1nnie-"Oh, yes, she is. She
has never yet made round Of the links
without getting proposal."-Ex.
There are always two political par
ties; not so much because there are two
sides to every public question, as be-
cause there are two sides to every Of
flee, viz, the inside and the outside
Life.
Her First Thought-Mr. Reeder-"I
see by the newspapers the Adventists
predict that the werld will come to an
end next Friday" Mrs. Reeder-"Oh,
dear, and have nothing fit to wear!'-
Ohio State Journal.
Not Powder MagaZine.-"Did your
investigation Of volcanic phenomenon
lead to any practical conclusion" ut
did," answered the popular scientist.
what is it?' "A check from a maya
| zine."" Star. ,.,. j.
"And: so you have a little baby at.
your house. Is 1t q boy or girl?" asked
neigh5or, Mamma thinks it's a boy,
but 1 believe it'll turn out girl. It's
always crying about nothing" an
| swered the little boy.-7Tt-Bits. r,,..:, j;
Exclusiveness to Be Maintained
Ping ""Are, Mrs: De Styles entertain
! ments very exclusiveY ,Pong-"Well,
I should say so; she has Just made APP
plicatton to have the conversation Of her
guests copyrighted."-B Her
| aid. ~ ,unii.-- =: |u.si <.,,:... 49,: ~
Jack-t'.1t is mighty hard to be the son
of a self-made. millionaire" Tom
''Why soT" :. Jack-""A fellow can't de-:
eide whether to go into, business and
live up to his fathers reputation, or go
into society and live it down. Town
Topics. H. 4. a. - g. %... \.
"See here" said Colonel Winders, an
grily, 'your reporter promised to print
all T said at the banquet last night"
''WellY' replied the editor. SWELL he
printed only few lines, although my
speech was quite long e6tort." Eyes,
but you didn't say nuch."- Philadel-,
phia Press. ,.,r :- =. nv s. 81
Johnnie called the mother, II want
you TO go to the store for me-" Wait
second, maw," replied the youth, who
was absorbed IN q fye-cent volume;
"Pepperhole Pete has THIRTY -seven IN
juns to kill, an It'll only take him
about two minutes. Z Columbus (Ohio)
State Journal. SIS .s.E ~.
White Its funny that it Is usually
men and women who are unattractive
who DO the MARI wing ii this world. r.
Black hat do you mean BY thatf's
White ~ Why, when ascoupls WEEDS the
Lady friend quite unable to Sc
what he could ind ~ hen. and thesman,ss
friends are puzzled @ derstandt what