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Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1902-03-12
De &Qpal
=Separat
er iaa lanet beore emo
anore Tlooe=Separatorer.

Fordi = de er konstruerede efer alpha" Disk og
Split Wing" Patenter, som like kan bruges at nogen
anden Fabrikant, og som setter De embellishments
/ Stand til at skumme renere og producere en- mere
ensartet og mere let karnelig F1ede end ellers muligt,
we'd langt ringere Hastighed og Slid og meget mindre
Kraftforbrug.
Fordi De Laval-Fabrikantern altid har v9ret ferst
.og fremmest Fabrication af Flede-S eparatorer hele
Verden, har altid ledet, hvor andre fulgte deres Ma
skinvarksteder har varet blandt de fneste Fabrikker
i Verden, og deres kendskab til Flede-Separatorer
langt stsrre og grundigere, end hvad andre forholds-
Wis uerfarne saakaldte Kondurrenter er Besiddelse at.
Fordi-bet eneste Formal for De Lavals Fabrikan-
ter har altid veret at fremstiile den bedst nudge
uden Hensyn til Omkostninger, Ste
Diet for den misforstaaede "Billighed,', som er den
.cneste Basis, hvorpaa nogen saakaldt Konkurrent kan
stette sit Forseg paa at inde ct Marked.
Fordi Diet overveldende store Salg at De Laval
Maskinerne Il ii Gange allie andre %tilsammen satter
De Laval Maskinernes Fabrikanter Stand til at gore
disse Ting og meget mere for Framstil1ingen at en-
perfekt Flede Separator, end nogen anden kunde
tenke paa.
Eft De Laval Katalog forklarer Enkeltheder de
Fakta, her er fremsat, og kan faces we'd at forlange Diet.
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1902-03-12

Rette og antaget til Weobj9lper al IN
9srreien os oeri grunber man iaa i'm
8eiteoeneo. bpiltet laa tiot er eno
meb bare Stufelier. Wan bapoe peilz
tet = oisie 3 Orb guar %Diitnot foruo
for ale Stufelier. Ser tan bet ida
paste, at fsje til, at 8eiteoenbeo /
Subs Ri9e er en- 2ait. os pdatrGnssnz
beb en- 9pb. 5rans rem Tom ON Der
life bar noeen til at bjeipe, andre
enb Sub, og Der er BET goot at minoes
Orbet til aammeriuenben: bOlo big
til, = bolb big til Seius, til Samfunz
BET os Menisbeoen. Wen tilbdse III
5attigbommen. ben buroe altiad bjeis
peg, faa Ri tan blios peo at babe tils
itr9ttelige pr9ifer - Der radbes om
5i9lp rrnbt ON. Os bet Times, iom ri
albris bar paret | iaaoan en- 5rang.
!6bprfor itrsmmer Miblerne life anz
berlebes inb, / bisis gobe Siper pi ls>
Der /? Sa! bporfOr itrsmmer globet
life friit isennem 2esemet (Sumfans
oet)2
st Der er Spsbomme til, er 5egn
paa at Der er 2ip, iagoe en- Sang en-
praIt; men man burbe ogiaa bare forz
iistis meb Spgbomme os life minbIt
ON be inbrs Orsaner ituloe blioe ans
grebne; tbi ba er bet lite iaa unberlig,
ON Jebberne blipe toloe os 5insrene
oe !9anoerne lappes. 6.
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1902-03-12
Qoenter on1fes

Gil at forbanble Bigger oe Slabe fra
DaniIb 9utb. Publ. 9ouie ooeralt ! be
5erensbs Statsr, bnnr Der finess Sals
for banffe Bigger Og bpor Der er Oans
fte, Iom enbnu pil laie gobe banife
Bigger og Blade.
Sire forffsIige Blade ubgibes fra
DaniIb 2utb. publ. 9oufe, nemlis:
,Danitsren". .Dunit lutberit Strife
blab", ,De hinges 8lob" og ,,gsrnes
blabet". @i bar bet itsrite uobals at
banIfe Bigger | 4merita. Sdlmebsz
ger, 8iblsr, Stosbsser, religisie gss
ger, Stsnliteratur m. m. st fort
llbpalg of 8iaeber, Sort og Ssnbagsz
folelager babes Osiaa paa Eager. Dill
De bore meb iom Dor 4gent til at
p9rne ON bet banife 2itteratur beb at
nbbrebe gobe banis Bigger og Blade
paa Deres Ggn.
DANISH LUTH. PUBL HOUSE. Biair, Nshr.
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1902-03-12
fan ri biorage til
MfbjGlpning al Dor
Treitenpb!
ct Jprilas.

Del teologiife 5atultet Deo 5rinitds
tis Seminarium bar meo abifiaig
@l9be Fulgt Jorbanblingsn | Dam
fferen" ON praitensoen inoenfor bort
SamfunD.
Men oi bar at 6enipn til Dor Stils
ling enbnu bolpt os tilbage fra per-
Ionlig eIer Iom Jatuftet at giDe Dor
Menins | Sugen til aenoe.
Oct forstom os nemlig, at Der !
1orbdnblingens gegDnbelie bar laet
eenlioig gagt pua ben Snbfppelfs,
Tom pengeipergsmaalet fan sDe !
benne Sag.
Tu bar pi let ben anben os bistisits
Sibe fremoraget, nemlis ben aanbsz
lige Silitanb ubenfOr bort Samfunb !
MIminbelisbeb og ben manolige ungs
bonn | S9rbelesbeb.
ut ben bpbefte @runb til Wdnglsn
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1902-03-12
senbagsltoler % MisFonen.
QGrebe Hebatter!


Deb at loIe / .Donf Wisfionsblab"
iaa ieg, at straightforward /
Danmarf bill unberboloe en*) Wiss
I:on9r paa Wisiionsmarien. og Deb at
t9nfe oper bet, tom ben Sante ii!
miq: bbob tan ben forenebe airfes
CHARACTERIZATION gore, tan De lite
oaioa unberbolbe en- Wisiion9r? seq
peo moi, Der er mango Ssnoossftoler,
Der ofrsr til g~srnebjem, Snbianerbsrn
o. +. b., jes mener, bet enc tan pasiss
oq BET anbet life forismmes. 8i bar
10 melIem 5-6 5uiino 8srn | bore
SsnbassftoIsr; naar MI bpert Barn
odD 10 Gents ON Gdret. bet bar 10
me0em SIS 9unbrebe Dollars, og le5
tanfer. 10 Gents af bpert Barn, tan
Ri meset sObt faa, blot Di iom Ssns
bagsffolelerere rigtis funoe faa at T..
bpilfen Raabs bet er, Jaberen bepiier
os, at hi Taar Cob lii at bore meb I'll
arbejbet | bans 9insadrb. Sa, tore
Weoarbejbere | ben forenebe Hirtes
SsnbdgsItols, Deb os urbejo, faa at S
riqtia maa faa aarlisbeo til ben Ssrs
ming, fom 5srren bar betroet eoer, og
Ri bill IelD bpfte rig 9%elfisnelie al Dor
saoers 0aanb. Nu bette til efterS
tanfe, og bDis bet fan mobnes til Ser
Ming, Iaa tenter jeg, Di fan gre en-
8eapnbelie Deb tommenbe 4arsmsoe !
Racine. Otter R%efsratet fra Smmd@
nuels MenigbeDs areosmsDe | sftsrs
oaret bar Der 10 omtring fem 5unoreoe
gsrn tilftsbe peb ben fenes gsrnes
aubstieneits, iom ba afbolbtes; jes bar
tanft mig. at hi beb lisnenbs gernss
aubstieneNer fan ffuHe en- net lille
Gum peb at labe 8srnene ofre; Jams
tibia l9re pi bore gsrn, at bet er Jdr
beren bebaselis at brings Gdper III
bans 5orrunbsfammsr. Del fnnos
) De tanife Gpnbossifoleogrn nnoer'
huloe aferebe ilere Misiioner.
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1902-03-12

glanot Dor siDs meget l9isnbs
Slaat er bet en- Selpfplse, at presIsn
er % maa bore en- itart Mast baaos
til bet onbe Os sobe. aae bill ino>
rsmme bette, fom bar normal Wennss
ffeforifanb. Og presfen bliDer risss
Tia taaet / 8rug til at ubbrebe bet ons
be, en- Gpnbhob uf usubelige os umos
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1902-03-12

paa prGiter og praiteemner ffal isges
Der. er os alpeles aabenbart.
Oct teologiite 5utultet bill imiDlers
lib ru gerne 6enlepe Opm9rtiombeoen
paa. at peneelpergsmoolet iom en-
@runb til Mangel paa teologiif Stu
benter, utpipIiomt tunbe bIipe lgit
baobe let % tilfreositiaenbe.
Der er meb 9ette blepen tlaeet oper,
at en- lite pelbdpenbe Stuoent leber i
en- temmelig betnbelis @nlb Stubisz
tioen, pg fra oenne @9los 9prbe fan
ban tent ener albris blipe friet paa
@runp at be Iom pfteft luue pr9fte-
lenninger.
Ser transes til 9ialp lonst ub oDer,
bpao 4fiIag / sner enbpg 4fifafelie Of
2arerpeneene / Stubietiben ian poe.
Meb ben srunoise unberpisning,
iom Der MI pbes / ben teologifte Ifbss
ling, mda aIeneMnifafelien at De mango
8soer pGre operorbenlig belp9rlig for
en- fattig STUDENT. Oertil tommer
aoftpengene os ~perionlige 5ornsbens
heoer.
9i er o~pertnbebe ON, at port 5olt
bar bdabe gpne og Billie iii at biGlpe
Hittiee og ~tr9naenoe prGiteemner
frem, iad be tunbe itad g9lofri peb
Stubiernes N%fflutnins. Oct g9loer
altiuu fun ON, at Der tases prdttiif
pda Sagen.
Bort 5orildg er nu, at ,4drsmsoet
palqer en- aomite, beitaaenbe al 2
9r9fter og l 29gmano til al fo~reitdd
en- aarlig Snofamlins at Mibler til
transsnbe pe hittige pr9iteemner
(Stuoenter / Seminariets forbereoenz
be 4%foelinger Iaapel fom | ben teolog'z
Ite)".
8enne aomite tlinoe bd arbeioe
ielp meb Snoiamlingen, moota9e Nm
Isgninger ON 6ielp fra praiteuen.
nerne % bd efter 5orbdnoling meo
5afultet ON 4niegernes aanoelige og
intelettuele 0ueligbeo til 5remtioss
eerningen uobele portioner at be inos
iamlebe GUNNER til p9roist tr9nsenz
be.
Wen = for bette Qars 9ebtome
menbe beher Ri u~nbertegneoe ON en-
COB og rigeIis 0ape @inareit muligt.
Der er flere at bore theolOgiite Stu
benter, Der tr9nger buarot til !6j9lp,
og oa hi ian D9re iialoen tilfreos meb
bsres Sper / 4rbeioet og belle 29rpil=
lis6eb, ger bet os onbt. at bore fattiae
Stpleforbofo life tiqaoer os at bj9lpe
benz ab andre 8eje enb ben pripate.
Meb bet famine tunbe ri bare Chit
iii at henleoe en- eller dnoen ~pelbnbenoe
9sns SpmartTombeb pao, at ct 2es
sat, .bpis Renter tunbe benpttes al
tr9r5enbe tbeologiite S%tubenter, iaps
nes / bsj @rob oeo Dor StoIe.
6erren eiDe en- eler anoen Sinh til
Der at gre en- COB 9erning.
Men for benne 9angs Stplb beosr
Ri ON, at 9aber ienbes til bpem iom
BELT at os unbertesnebe; Ri ifol oa
f~pittere for Iaaoanne 9aper / Bldoens.
Neb t9rlig 9ilien / !6errsn.
5rinitatis Seminariurr, Blair Hebr.,
/ Marts 1902.
Ser. Qnter.
ON
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1902-03-12

Qaar 2eierne benoenoer iis til 5oii. bel
aperterer / 1iabet, eateu for at isbe Dos BEN
ener for at iaa Dplpsninser ON bet aperte.
reoe, beoes be alto omtale, at be iaa Gper.
tisIementet / bette 9lab. Get pl u9re til
eeufioig Rptte.
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1902-03-12

Advertising Rates made known upon
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Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1902-03-12

blioer ienot til Subfribenter, inbtil uotrpk'
ielig Dpfselk moetoses af ussiuerne % al
@olo er betalt. | Cuereusitemmelie meo De
Soreneoe 6toters Eoitlope.
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1902-03-12

bare meset at ftripe ON benne fore
og ~beliisneDe Gernins, men jes maa
flute meb en- tarlis 5ilien til ale
genner af Ssnbagsfolen. 9.
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1902-03-12

Spar fra paftor g. g. Big Ill
Samfunoet ~Iaalnbenpe:
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1902-03-12
Gn loptrioenOe y%eitcmmelie.
Sfal port Marsmeoes geitemmelier
~un0erfues?

ben forenebe banife ep.slutb.
&irtes" oficielle Organ sDanf luz
tberff airtebluo" for / Dag, b. lite
Mlarts 1902 leier man unoer Oberz
ffriften .Meobelelfe" fplsenbe:
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1902-03-12
Sill airteraaoet for Den for=
enbe banife epsl. lutb. Strife i
Qmerifd."
9rsbre I 9erren!

lIgI SpT1e Ill 1yOrHldHDeH, Pd1 I. VI. ..
Gbriitiani en-, ftal ieg berpeo tiaaoe
mig. iom enbeligt Spar pdu ben til
mig paa iioite 4arsmebe itileDe Sps
fororine: at opertage min poit ipm
Joritanoer for Samfunoets teOlogiite
STOLE / Blair. at iige, at jeg
u efter lang, pinlig SDerpeielie er
tommen til bet Refultat, at jeg | SUBS
NaDn for Samfunbets Stplb, anfer
bet iom min pligt at gaa tilbage til
Sfolen / Blair til fsrittommenbe lite
September.
p ut ies bog filler iom ufrdpiges
Zig getingelie fra min Sibe:
a. at ben teologiife Stole bliper ulbe@
les uafbansig at ben sDrige Sto~
le, os lite Blot en- Qfbeling at benz
ne, men at be t~eologifte 2areres
arQftsr pies 4rbejoet | ben teolpz
giife Stole;
b at ieg meb 5dmilie faar fri golig
iualeoes, at ri life futile fptte fra
Steb til Steb, FAINT at oenne Boz
fig bliper / Sfolens Harbeb;
q at be meb Jlptninsen fra eff 9orn
til Blair forbunbne Smfoitninger,
for mig, min Gamilie og 9oos, afs
bolbes af Samfunbet.
Meb Znffet ON 6errens 8elIignelie,
oper Samfunbet, bets Sfple og 6ele
sprige 4rbejbe, tesner jeg mig
/ broberlig @rbsoigbeo,
g. g. Q g.
Oenne ,,Mebbelelie", Tom tinige I'M
Debolber ct Gorflag, iom life OeDtom>
mer oenne Sag, og en- Jorflaring til
palfor Digs ,,8~etingelfer", er unbers
ffrepen at ben foreneoe &irfes 5pr@
mano, pdftor g. 3. Gbriitidnien, og
ben maa altiaa antases at bore off
ciel.
Saa meget beg p9rre. 9bi bet
npenfor citerebe ,Sbar" fan &irferadz
bet fife mobtage uoen men bet famine
at beaaa ct Hart os e~tlatant 9rub pda
port airsefamfaaiSss Gore.
Den ACKNOWLEDGMENT, ION
Sparet, Der fsrit er dfgiDet munots
liqt til Jormanben | Sdnuor Wlddnsb
og M friftligt | Marts, lpber nemlls
iddlebes:
,,gefluttet at opforbre 9rof. g. g.
1ia til at obertage ben @erning Deo
ppr Gfole, 6portil ban er falbet, belft
til Gfoledarets gegnnbelie 1901 og
ienef til Sfoleaarets gegbnbelie 1902,
"a bet p~aalagges BAN at flare airfe>
raaoet fnareit muligt pg eneft I'M
ben ben /. Sept. 1901"
(Ge Marsmsbets bigtigite geillt@
ninoer, Rr. 81, Marsberetniag for
1901, Sibe 73).
Gaa fanbt fom Sonudr 1902 og
Marts 1902 dlbrig fan bltDe fig mob
9ibsbeHemmelfen .ienet inben ben l.
Sept. 1907, begaar airferaaoet ct
aopbrub, bDis bet pil faitbolos fia
Sfining til bette Spar.
s Gplse Dor Sitting ION i1otorpo~
y llbhgpet al ps.
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1902-03-12
Reoattsr: 5oralo Semen

Entered at the Post Office at Blair, Nebr..
as second-class matter.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1902-11-16
MAY BATTLE DEATH.
Professor Loeb Thinks He Has Fourd
Elixir of Life.


Chicago, Nov. IA new discovery
In relation to the prolonging of b,I
man life has just been announced Nv,
Professor Jacques Loeb, of the I'M.
versity. of Chicago.
Salt and water the elixir q, 1ifo 50
discovered by DR.. Loeb two wears ago
to be efficient in making turtles hearts
beat again with rhythmic three; has
been found to be a powerful restora.
tive for dying mammals and the sci.
enlist is a step nearer toward the goal
OF prolonging human life indefinitely
The experiments of which DR.. Loeb
told his class We're made by Assistant
Professor Edward P. Lyons in the 1ab.
oratories at the university. While Dr
Lyons experiments were carried IN
with the idea Of ascertaining the prom.
critics OF solutions of sodium and cal.
cium as a life restorer, the announce.
ments made by Russian specialis+
some time ago regarding experiments
made with the heart of a dead child
are said to have been the immediate
motive.
IF a heart be taken from a baby
after death, and the regular beat tenn
porarily restored by immersing it in
solution of salt" argued DR.. Lyons.
why cannot the heart of warm-blood-
ed animals be restored by an injection
OF salts into the veins if done when
the animal is at the point of death "
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1902-11-16
.,N THE LYNcHERs
!. II EdgeaoId Lands Negro N
arf Of c.SoIjna Penitentiary.

sheriff 0, c.ToIina Penitentiary.
Soa South 5. C.. Nov. 14--sherlfI IN
ColunOlrr,5 geaeld, with a party OF
OutE Of Eve arrived here from Edge
deputies n 55srapidated condition. The
fed i II t a wounded prisoner II,
rhonl ~ Saeping from lynchers,
Members , OF S' and 5"t tedious, through
q .1J.' q EdgeHeld after midnight !
the Too .Sa - man who was shot through
5sarl1s - w. while applying the torch
The ,I .I'S- in Edgefeld two nights
'go. -.rs notified the officers of the
Hll-n, r of the mob, so, to avoid
!ails..D55 his Jail stormed, the sheriff
faEls 5 tor Trenton, the home OF Sen
''al'S Gilman, to take a train for Co
ato[ .'' trenton is ten miles from
lNu .ly.a While on the road news
bas ss that a lynching party was en-
came ~ Trenton. having anticipated
f s},54 Y 0utz's move. The sheriff was
ol ...alo5 f,,rher of the determination
ll- .ai-. The prisoner and hang him out
70 yam, Having a small guard, and
u I 5a.iro to have a brush with the
~ ql tbe sheriff decided to ma
~, for position. He took to the
~ nine woods. travelled for hours,
~, another railroad, tagged a train
~ s.5 reached Columbia by going 80
miles out Of his way.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1902-11-16


cs Vs Nov. 1.-THE "Communi-
V ~ interest" plan is being taken up
y =. .,a International Association of
, " hin and the United Metal
s T@,I which will come close to-
" lpas in the 500 machine shops in
S gs,a.go The new plan will do away
O I.t the friction which has seriously
WIZ raised contractors. On several
.aoos,ors the differences between
~ two unions have resulted
" w. limo and costly delays to big build
IT, ,ng, &c well as strikes in machine
shops
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1902-11-16
Rich Coal Veins Found.

Gurey. Ala, Nov. 1.-THE dtscov-
cry of rich veins of coal in the noun
t8ins near Gurley, promises to revo-
lutionize the coal market in Northern
Alabama. Several thick veins of coal
we're found on the land owned by
Thomas Gurley, three miles from the
Southern railroad, and several tons
we're tested and found to be of equal
quality to any bituminous coal. Steps
are being taken to work the new mines
on a large scale.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1902-11-16
BIBLE SOCIETY WINS TAX CASE.
Alabama Supreme Court Decides Prop
erty PerpetuaIIy Exempt.

Montgomery, Ala, Nov. 14.-The SUI.
preme court has affirmed the decision
of the Montgomery city court in the
Alabama Bible society tax cases.
The society was chartered in 1854
by special act of the legislature. which
exempted its property from taxation.
Later it came into possession of a
store house in the heart of Montgom-
cry, which went untaxed until 1891,
when the tax officers assessed it for
five years back at valuation of $12,-
900, or 100000 all together.
The contention in the state and
county was that while the charter in
effect at the time the charter was
granted did not forbid special exemp-
lions from taxation subsequent consti-
tutions do so, and that the sovereign
power had repealed the exemption in
the charter.
The court holds that the charter
was a contract whose inviolability is
protected by the federal constitution
The exemption thus becomes per-
manent.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1902-11-16

ALBANY, Columbia Hart
0 ford, intermediate p Is.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1902-11-16

Macon, Atlanta, Athens, 4
IS. Is a N Savannah, Augusta and /
intermediate points.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1902-11-16

Macon, Atlanta, Savan-
D o M nah, Augusta and inter IS o. a n
mediate points,
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1902-11-16

Albany, Sellersvilleand
l intermediate points. II
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1902-11-16

Il 81 p N Macon, Atlanta, M1llege-
Vile and Eatonton.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1902-11-16
Rnval Blue Elver Wrecked.

Washington, Ind, Nov. 14.-The roy
Al blue flyer B. & o. S-W., St. Louis
10 New York, was wrecked 20 miles
east of here this morning.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1902-11-16

Trains arrive at and depart from Central
of Georgia Railway passenger station.
Griggs courier. (Cooperstown, Griggs Co., Dak. [N.D.]) 1885-1902, 1902-02-20
SOME WISE DoN'Ts.

Don't ccafound hauteur with dignity
or repose with stupidity.
Don't howl" ''roar' or explode"
To laugh heartily is better.
Don't pose. Affectation is bar to
respect, let alone confidence.
Don't grosn over the wickedness Of
the world, but mend your own.
Don't boast. The illiterate and the
self conscious are thus made manifest.
Don't use superlatives. Few things
require them. and they weaken descrip.
ton.
Don't preach unless you have prac.
ticed. Deeds are tremendously con
vincing.
Don't think foreigner can compre
bend you any better if you shout into
his ear.
Don't forget that politeness is the
foster sister of diplomacy and an es.
sentia1 tact
Don't appraise a book at anothe's
valuation. Critics are not censors alb
solute.-St. Louis Post-Dispatch.
Griggs courier. (Cooperstown, Griggs Co., Dak. [N.D.]) 1885-1902, 1902-02-20
A Railroad Man.. Story.

Zone of the worst starts ever had"
said an engineer the other day. was
due to a large. lazy pig that had got
on my mind. Nothing will slide train
more easily and destructively from the
rails than live pork. This particular
specimen had habit of burrowi,:e
alongside the track. and it was fair
presumption that sooner or later he
would find something. to interest him
between the rails and somebody would
60 down the hank.
II was coming down a hill one day
at high speed and craning my neck for
a comforting sight of piggy in his ac-
customed L!ac, when. as popped
around the curve. a bright red flag as.
saulted my anxious gaze. The connec
ton between that flag and the pig was
only bit of mental alteration on my
part. but it was very vivid. shut of
and grabbed the whistle cord. but be-
fore could even screech for brakes
saw that the flag was only a red fian-
mel shirt which the good woman of the
shanty to which the pig belonged had
hung on an improvised clothesline be-
tween the telegraph poles.
''That may not sound like much Of a
scare, but it represents a type that
turns the railroad mans hair to q deli
cate ash color"
Griggs courier. (Cooperstown, Griggs Co., Dak. [N.D.]) 1885-1902, 1902-02-20
PERU lE D clnAils


ne o0oo 0oaoea1 0ooooU1a o0oo
O4srel - = UG1enl.
One Of the Stories told " old en-.
ployees II tho treasury department Il
Washington Is ef the time when Gen.
.eral Rosecrans WINS register. The gen.
eral never smoked and knew nothing
shout cigars. He determined, however,
g have box Of good cigars handy Tor
the benefit Of friends who might drop
into the registers Office. The general
accordingly purchased q box Of expen-
sive cigars, put them in a drawer and
forgot all about them Tor some time.
Then, one day. when a friend was call
ing, the general remembered the cigars
and brought them out.
Il know nothing about cigars" said
Rosecrans, ''but am told that these
are very fine"
His friend lighted d cigar, and look
Of pain and horror instantly overspread
his face. He tried to conceal his feel.
ings and pulled manfully at the cigar
for several seconds. Then Rosecrans.
noticing that lie was growing pale. ask
ed what was the trouble.
General said the visitor, II don't
want to be ungrateful. but I'm afraid
it's this cigar.
"1mpossiblew' exclaimed Rosecrans
'sWhy, when bought them was tol1
that they were the finest cigars on the
market"
well, general. you were deceived
The cigar tastes and smells exactly as
Il 1t were made of camphor.''
"Camphor!'' stammered Rosecrans
looking chapfallen. "Why. l never
thought, but perhaps camphor does in.
jure a cigar" And. reaching into the
drawer, he brought to view several gar.
ments filled with camphor balls. do
you suppose that can be the trouble?"
he inquired.
Griggs courier. (Cooperstown, Griggs Co., Dak. [N.D.]) 1885-1902, 1902-02-20
wait TIL He Sees You.

A Zulu chief. when you enter bis hov
el, remains silent for some moments
and seems quite unconscious Of your
presence. At length he says in tone
Of grave dignity. zee saku bona" q
see your. to which you reply in the
same way. The longer he takes to ''see
you" the greater man you are supposed
to be, and until you are thus ''seen"
you must keep silent and appear 40
much rs possible not to be there at all.
Griggs courier. (Cooperstown, Griggs Co., Dak. [N.D.]) 1885-1902, 1902-02-20
when Herring. Were PLENTY.

In former days behring's were so
abundant in Newfoundland waters that
the most wanton slaughter of them
was permitted without any restriction
whatever. Seines were allowed to re-.
tain 1000 or 1000 barrels of the fish
until they persisted. and then the ne,
was freed. and the whole contents fell
to the bottom to pollute the ocean 70.
miles around. When poaching smack
was captured. the behring's it had on
board were all thrown into the sea. and
frequently boats when chased resorted
to the same means to get rid of incrim-
mating evidence. The fish then fetched
only so cents barrel of 500 behring's.
or ten for cent.-Cleveland Plain
Dealer.
Griggs courier. (Cooperstown, Griggs Co., Dak. [N.D.]) 1885-1902, 1902-02-20
Making It Clear.

The London Spectator tells funny
story of defipition given by a well
known public speaker in an address to
children.
''Now. children" he said. Il propose
to give you on tho present occasion an
epitome of the life of st. Paul. Per
haps some Of you are too young to un.
derstand what the word 'epitome'
means. 'Epitome.' children, is in it's
Specification SYNONYMOUS with synop-
Sis"
Having made this simple and clear
explanation to the children, the speak.
er went on with his story.
Griggs courier. (Cooperstown, Griggs Co., Dak. [N.D.]) 1885-1902, 1902-02-20
In the Museum.

'aThe legless man is always putting
his foot In It." observed the living skel-
eton to the snake charmer.
what has he done nowY
ssLast night we were having q friend
" little game. and he asked the armless
wonder to take q hand."-Baltimore
American.