The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1902-03-08
The NonpareiI Man
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS,
Obseryed.


The German Pretzel and the Yankee dough
nut now walk arm in arm
The senate committee on department de-
cided that the presiding officer should wrinkle
his nose at the South Carolina senators.
Justice Clark OF New York says that bet
ting on boss races is gambling. This will be
quite a shock to those of us who had con-
sdered it as an investment.
At the Auditorium ball in Chicago Prince
Henry was permitted to meet only the very
elect" and the ball will have the effect OF
establishing classification OF which Chicago
has long felt the-need. The list OF guests
at the ball will be used as a guide hereafter
in all events in truly smart society. Who's
who be readily determined. With the
Prince Henry ball for the numerstor and
the stock yards as denomination, it will be
easy hereafter to find which fractions of So
ciety are proper and which improper.
New Jersey has appropriated $4,000 for
killing Off the mosquito. IT bounty OF &c for
ten mosquito scalps is offered this would
only mean 10,O00,00O Of the birds slain ami
this would amount to nothing.
Anybody can through the glass trust.
1t is out to make money and it gives us
pane. sE' =
One of the best freproofing materials there
is for hotels is stout clothesline in your
grip.
Bad dogs ere to be muzZed ard the city
oculst is examining the condition Of the blind
pigs. The Big Mitt men are-some of them
going into kid gloves. 1t has been pros
porous season.
It is wonderful what bore even good
natured dentist can turn himself into when
his buzzer gets buzy
The crop killers in the southwest have
started their factory. Where is the 17-year-
locust man Of Turtle Mountains
A tremendous crusade against impure milk
in Paris has materially reduced the death
milk may be good thing for the milk gen
tleman but it is very hostile to childhood.
Santos Dunont is coming to this country
by boat Marconi has wired his plans back
by deep cable. Tesa-well, Tesla ex-
poets to give out his latest in about eight
months. Meantime Mr.. Edison is saving a
cord of wood day and saying nothing.
Minnesota vignettes.
The Preston Times has an article on the
cure of warts. What is the matter with the
reformatory?
| A farmer had a troublesome tooth which he
wished extracted and was old by Webster
| City, Ia, dentist to take gas. The farmer con-
sented and crew out his purse, when the
! doctor informed him he need not pay until
| after the tooth was extracted. The farmer
replied he was not thinking about paying
lin but thought he would like to count his
| money before he took the gas.
A Glencoe man who is usually behind time
| now tries to keep ahead of time by wearing
| his watch in his back pocket
| A new real estate firm, Hoppin & Hopkins
has opened it's doors for business at North
| field and an old established firm greeted
| them with poetry in the Northfield hide
pendent follows:
Hoppn and Hopkins, we welcome you here
| We greet you with kindness and words O.
! good cheer. ... ..z.-.. .
| We wish you success in your new undertake
| ing,
And watch with int'rest the moves you are
| making.
Land values must boom AND cen go to Hop.
| pin, 5....-, .....
There's no telling where or when they'll be
! stoppn'; -.s
| Hoppn may tell you what he has in view,
| But who can tell what Hopkins can do?
| The poem then goes to say that if yor
| can't get the stuff of III. G. H, that the othel
| old reliable is still in the field.