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The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1902-05-08

A woman will readily forgive a man
FOR taking her portrait out Of a frame.
but If he steals the frame and leaves
the portrait. the sin is uppardonable
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1902-05-08

II sometimes happens that after
meeting a great man you discover
that his reputation is about three
times larger than he is.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1902-05-08

You never heard of any one using
foley's Honey and Tar and not being
satisfied. Sold by Bonner & Bonner.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1902-05-08

1t can scarcely be said of people
VINO wear squeaky shoes that they
have music in their soles.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1902-05-08

commencement days will soon be
here. and the young doctors will be
starting on their pilgrimage Of life
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1902-05-08

Whether men do anything to please
woman depends, not on what they
do. but who does II.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1902-05-08
plymouth OklahnmI

Some men are kept so busy talking
about what they are going to do tlat
they never find time 70 do anything.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1902-05-08

Safe, swift and sure is the proper
description of Cheatham's Laxative
Tablets. Cures colds in a day. Can
be carried in vest pocket. Easy TO
take. Guaranteed. Price 20 cents.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1902-05-08

Tubbs-What hour is III
Dubbs-None at all. SS
Tubbs-What do you meanf
Dubbs-Not yet o'clock.-New York
Herald.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1902-05-08
You Know What You Are 1sklno

When you take Groves Tasteless Chill
fonlc because the formula is plainly
printed on every bottle showing that
1t is simply iron and quinine in a
tasteless form. No cure-no pay. SOC.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1902-05-08

our sins says a society woman.
are like undesirable callers. They
always find us out"
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1902-05-08
FOiey'S Honey and Tar
cures colds, prevents pneumonia.

The fellow who rushes out Of the
theater between acts seldom comes
back breathless.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1902-05-08
FOley'S Honey and Tar
fo- children. s1fe. sure. 70 o1ja,es

Variety is the spice OF life. and vice
is the cayenne pepper
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1902-05-08

A woman jumps at a conclusion
and wins; a man hesitates and loses.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1902-05-08

Calomel mends more broken hearts
than sermons.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1902-05-08
Screen Frames.

Cheaper at Kearneys than you, can
|have them made. !. ! 1. sNt,
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1902-05-08

Foley's Honey and Tar contains no
opiates and can safely be given TO
children. Sold by Bonner & Bonner.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1902-05-08

Some Russian railways employ only
members OF the Orthodox church.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1902-05-08

Maybe it's because a woman IS al.
ways eager for the last word that
she reads the end Of book first.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1902-05-08

Auburn hair is what you marry:
red hair is what you inherit
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1902-05-08
0XF0RD'S UNIVERSITY.
Facts About the Institution En-
dowed by Cecil Rhodes.
COMPOSED OF SEVERAL ooLLEeES

Each u Distinct In ItseiL but All
Are Under one Head. the vice
ChaneeIlor-Course Three Year
one-Curfou. Customs Of the Uni-
versity-ufe There Pleasant. but
Expensive
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1902-10-30
From Iowa.

Do you remember what our
eastern neighbors used to say of
us during the hard pioneer days !?
Well compare it with this aaken
from correspondence in the
Cedar Rapids, iowa Gazette:
These people of South Dako-
ia are an enthusiastic lot. Eve
ry man has hnbounded con64
dence in himself, his neighbor
and the future OF his country.
There are no croakers and but
few idlers. AS consequence
there are but few unfortunate
ones in the sense that they have
to be aided c. supported bypub-
lie or private charity.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1902-10-30
be delivered to this or that at
the will of few leaders.
Teddy and the West.

Washington, D. c., Oct. "a
Postmaster General Payne
and Secretary Moody both re-
turned to Washington with en-
couraging reports as to the pc
litical conditions in the west.
Mr. Payne, who is one of the
best judges Of the political stu
alton, is confident that the re-
publicans will have a majority
in the next house, and, since the
settlement of the coal strike, he
thinks the majority may be
larger than that in the present
house. Mr.. Payne agrees with
Chairman Babeock, who pre-
diets certain republican victory.
Mr.. Babcock gives no definite
majority as yet, but is willing to
bet on a safe republican ma
jority.
President Roosevelt is natural
" anxious TO have republican
congress to work with him, and
he has been much gratiied by
the reports he has received from
Chairman Babcock in New York
and from the members OF his
cabinet who have been in the
field. He.,is especially pleased
with the reports of Payne and
Moody regarding the situation
in the westa because he has a
warm feelirg for the west, and
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1902-10-30

Gradually but surely the dem
ocretic net is being drawn closer
about the populist party, In
the state the populist ticket was
this year cut out, with recon-
mendation from the leaders to
Join with the democrats. That
prepares the way. Only a few
counties are permitted TO have
populist tickets this year. Next
year the leaders will cut out
populist tickets in these remain
ing few counties, like Hand, and
recommend that populists turn
democrats Who are these lead
ers? Scratch under the slight
populist covering and in nearly
every case you will find an old
time democrat who wants to
get back no his old party. It's
a clever game, and has been
skillfullyGonducted, but will it
win? The PRESS thinks not be-
cause Independent f,en can not
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1902-10-30

How many of you old popu'
list boys have beer given the
good things you were promised
if you would only "help us out
this one more timer" Are the
good fat offices passed around,
or are you again told to wait
until the favored ones get some
more pie? How long are you
going to wait?
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1902-10-30

!. Every republican voter should
get out next Tuesday and try to
make a vote for his party. It's
easy.,a You have all the advant-
age this year. Do this and then
enjoy the satisfaction of having
Hand County like her neigh
bors.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1902-10-30
Are You Satisfied :.

With yourself, your country
and these prosperous republi-
can times?
There is the whole election
question in a nutshell. If you
are go to the polls and tell the
world so by a republican vote.
ION stick to an old prejudice,
out think it out for yourself. It's
q oigger question than mere men
VINO occupy the. Offices. OF
sourse there are good men per-
sonaliy on all tickets, but the
'epublican candidates are just
y good as any, and just as able.
|, me 4 only way to express your
WI endorsement of times and
principles is to vote the whole
Fepublican ticket. You'll never
Fegret it.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1902-10-30


The socialist state ticket is
headed by Freeman Knowles
and Walter Price for congress,
and J. c. Crawford for COVER
nor. These are all old populists.
Knowles was elected to congress
on the pop ticket some years
ago, and Crawford was a popu-
list legislator from Kingsbury
county. Price has figured as a
populist for years. 1t is said
over the state that many popu-
lists will vote this ticket rather
than swallow the democratic
dose.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1902-10-30

= have on hand and for sale a
large stock of Draft and general
purpose horses and brood mares,
which will be sold singly or in
matched teams or by the dozen,
to suit the purchaser. Good
chance for the right man who
warts to start aranch, to whom
good terms will be given. Ranch
z miles north of Rec Heights, s.
ID. Address II. l.. SMITH,
15tf Rec Heights, S. ID.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1902-10-30
Republicans: You can win, work & vote!

One of the funny things noted
in this campaign is that in the
ordinary gatherings about ho-
tells or stores or such places few
men can speak the name of the
democratic nominee for COVER
nor without picking up a news
paper and reading it again.
What does it Indicate? Simply
that there is no interest in de-
mocracy, and that many people
will this year for the first time
vote republican ticket.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1902-10-30

We have a large list of lands
in Hand, HYDE and sSullv coun
ties; also well improved farms
in the counties along the Big
Sioux Valley. Write or call on
us for special bargains. 13tf
REAL ESTATE BROKERS Tx.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1902-10-30

Every republican Is proud to
say that he is a republican to-
day. Why? There must be a
reason forit. Because the record
OF his party is good; the policies
advocated by his party have
proven to be correct, just, and
beneficial to the United States
and her citizens. On the other
hand what has the opposition
g point to with pride? Moth
ing,
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1902-10-30

The republican ticket is strong
and able from top to bottom,
and any man can be proud to
vote it, either from a political or
personal standpoint.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1902-10-30
REPUBLICAN STATE TICKET.

FoR t. s. SENATOR.
Alb. KITTREDGE,
For CONGRESS-
c. II. BURKE,
E. W. MARTIN.
Fen GOVERNOR
C.N. HERRElD.
For LIEUT.. GOVERNOR
CIV SNOW.
For SECRETARY OF STATE
o. c. BERG.
For TREASURER
c. B. cpLLINs.
J.F. HALLIDAY.
For Com. OF LANDS
CD. BACH.
foR SUPT. OF PUBLIC INSTRUCTION
@. W. NASH.
For ATTORNEY GENERAL
PHlLo HALL.
Fen RAILROAD Con-.
ID. H. SMITH.
COUNTY TICKET.
For Senator
f.. Il. SALrMARsH.
For Representative
*. Il. SMiTH
For County Judge
q, c. BRIGGs.
For Auditor
p. Fl, CoQUILLETTE.
For Register
G. %. HosKINs.
For Treasurer
THOMAS TnYTHALL.
For Sheriff
A. III. ABBOTT.
For Clerk OF Courts
j. CosTIGAN.
For States Attorney
j. II. COLE.
For Supt. OF Schools
g. Il, GRACE.
For County Commissioners,
r. NJ. MEAD,
+. s. HUBBARD.
w. II. STEWART.
HERMAN MATTER.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1902-10-30

President Roosevelt has set an
example for other countries to
follow. he,President of France
is also trying to settle labor
troubles by arbitration.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1902-10-30

Are yo for Teddy, the man OF
the people? ESQ, how will yor
tell it SO the world will know it ?
A vote for the republican ticket
is vote to endorse President
Roosevelt.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1902-10-30

II YOU want to sell your farm
or stock ranch just mention it
to the Real Estate Brokers Ex..
and it's gone. 13tf
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1902-10-30
Chickens for Sale.

A few full blood Barred Plymouth
Rock cockerls of the Fletcher
infor sale at 80 cts. each.
44t3 +. NJ. MEAD.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1902-10-30
Land Wanted.

If you wish to sell your land,
list it with me, want to buy a
few quarters. They must be
cheap for cash.
If G.. G.. BRIGGS.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1902-10-30
For Sale.

: Onebran new single seat buggy.
sWlll sell cheap for cash or on
aime with approved security
Here is a bargain. Alta
w. II. LANE
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1902-10-30

Republicans, you have good
principles and a good ticket.
Stand by them and vote them.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1902-10-30
Land Wanted.

j | want to buy some good
CHARTERS OF Hand county land
ciSep for cash. Write or call on
me at Miller. :. If
G.. III. CARROLL.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1902-10-30
House For Sale.

Nine room house for sale; side
walk. water mains, close to gen
ter of town. 45t3
HOME LAND & INV. Co.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1902-10-30

Moneyto loan on real estate
at s per cent interest. Address
j. III. KING, Huron S. ID. 2Ttf
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1902-10-30
* Purely Business. *


Ifyou have anything to sell, or II y0u de-
sire 10 buy anything, a three or four line
notice in the Press will bring results.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1902-10-30

believes his policies meet with
approval in that section of the
country"
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1902-10-30

n for Probate ),
! AZ IA County
Court.
estate Of VITA,
pa Tor proving WI
E ota sends Gns,i,,
Cbbllam II. RIehss,,,sl'l
benning, Naney' \
gson, Clarpnce i
1 am, and Ella In
Chiam o. RlshaaIrsS''
OF said Court, ma.
Der A. d 1909 y
Friday the Tth' AZ
Z at ten o'eloets \
at the Court ~
wn OF Miller ms ms
I'VE been appoisi|
Z, proving tie M
Richards tlecs.'.'
plication Of WpS,,
lance TO him OH
n and where -
appear and cont
LC. Briggs Iudr ]
pc sealof said Co..
A. ID. 1902. AZ N
Her County Of Hss1
TIA.
VIM. DOwLep
oi the County Cs,u|
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1902-10-30
RelleECompls,

RelIeE-Complal,.
County OF Hand :
ldieial Circuit.
ir, Plaintin,
W. Wolven: a.
- Todd IN
Todd, deceased.
Defendants:
Dakota sends Gm,
(efendants: NJ
,oned, and reuri~
Complaint n Il
on the 9th day ,
be Office OF the IA
thin and Tor n
South Dakota. I,
answer on The a
he Town Of M
iHty nays alter I,
summons, exelus'
the Amended q,
+, the PlalntiH h
he relief demand,
Mt, besides costs.
: 9th day Of d
j. Ii. COLE,
lalntih's Attornsr|
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1902-10-30
tjon for Letm
ration.

ton for Letn''
ration.
} IS. -
lin County cou'
tate OF Giles /
ota sends greer T
and CoGalio 4
and next OF kla \
sed, and to h ]
come. !.
that Cadalso, \.
the Judge Of W
for Letters 2, "a
, OF Giles +. "a
Ia o'clock ~
~ a day OF En-,
it; ofthe ny N
the Once 2. II
Court HonsNs 4
|, said Count. NJ
caring said ~
person inter-. sj|
ise why the
snted. sax 4
this Sth das \
!. BRIGGS.
,e County sourA|
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1902-10-30
Utilization


erior, Land 0ma
september 9, 1893
that the follows
notice Of her Ind
OF in support oil
|of will be made
at Miller, ). D,
IL, nee Molynerr
he Lots /, 2. Ell
X, 90 W. 9Th p
wing witnesses
esidence upon 4
Wig: Robert Sd
lmmiIl. Ohio II. d
BLAKE, Reglsts
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1902-10-30

GA - T % EIA,
asersthe ~1Iha Kind You Have always Bought
. &sHz1H<
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1902-10-30
! 1902
bNs

PNs.
TIA, Sixth judi
In and for Hia
ey, Plaintiff,
nistrator with 4
A. Lawrence. y
Top, Adninistral1
Edward A. al
ION II. Strong, ~
| ward A. Lawru1
tor OF the Estate |
Carleton HuBhl
estate OF Margs's
|rietta y. william
Wallace Lawren'
lrence Pray, ~.
u Lawrence Nh,
II Association =
oratioD, Henry !
Ms.
kota to the aoI'
Greeting.
med and re1llFr
amt Of the abal
1 which said coz
IA aud hereElll
to serve q cop. :
complaint on
the city OF h.uIFes
nd State Of Sos1
VS. after the sers
u, exclusive o -
n you fail 70 y
within thirty Gay
|mmons upon w
win lapply 20
|Lnded In the s'''
Dakota, this =
~.
A. b. FAIRBAsSf
III, Huron, Bsa''
e named. 4
notice that Y
In was filed ID 4,
Hand Co, on v
boz.
b. FAIRBAsk'
rneys for Plalnis
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1902-10-30
editors.

realtors.
Kellough DecsUg
land County 81
by the undersigK'
II and Testams.
ceased, TO the IN
aving claims agsa
libit them, with I
hin four months |
OF this notice. ioa
er =. o. in the \
! 1902.
AIRY KELL0rGA
Said ExeesirI
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1902-10-30

TIA, Sixth Jud
In and for u
ey, Plaintiff,
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1902-04-04

az Il once more from the seafcAzie1kt 1 ~
history; from the vision ~ odr 4vpo q ~
perience What t1ittneu4 t1t1ofn4 - a z
prohibitory liquor 6wfesprre3Hott A1er Z
new nanse FOR a new rtopte: W6o1<o1et =
IL mean? My friends, ~ mon1DtU NJ q
pox running at large withD&t 0ne GIuGI1T
Jaw to control or regulate X, WfthoutA
single statute TO tax il, to restrain ii, tos-
Curtail its evil to keep ii Guaranteed SO
you know where it is and how and where
TO find it; without any protection to the
public against the evil influence, with no
means of locating and stamping IL out
You cannot disinfect against it; you
cannot put out a smallpox sign and warn
the public Of its presence; but on the con-
trary, ii moves about from place to place
and when you get IL located IL is up and
away. In garnet here in a cellar there,
in a back room at another place, in our
barns, private houses public places
upon our persons, upon the streets, every
where. 1t is likely to be found and exer-
ising its baneful influence. This system
dlsarms the officers OF the law and puts
us at the mercy OF the law breakers;
with impunity they snap their finger
in our face and the dealers in the pro-
duct say: THE presumption OF inno-
cence is In our favor You find the liq-
we have sold il to and who will swear 10
it," You then endeavor to make search
for the liquors and they say, halt, our
premises are free from search our prop
erty exempt from seizure" and they
bring the constitution OF the state and
the constitution OF the United states In
their defense and you halt. Our courts
have defeated these search and seizure
clauses In our laws time and time again.
Actual experience demonstrates them
TO be impractcable. Why? Section 2s
Of article 8. OF the state constitution saws:
The person, houses. papers and po-
sessions OF every person shall be secure
from unreasonable searches and seizures.
No warrant TO search any place or seize
any person or thing shall issue without
describing them. nor without probable
cause supported by oath or affirmation"
In the case OF Robinson v. Miner, IS
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1902-04-04

being can successfully argue that today
with a much weaker public sentiment
In support of such measures. that you
can reverse the legislation taught BY
hfty years Of Michigan history and make
IL success now? My friends, none but
sentimentalists, impracticables and agi-
tators can or viii believe ii. And still
4 recognize that there are those who from
a high sense OF moral obligtion feel ii a
duty to support the measure today. To
such 4 appeal. Ano my appeal is: Do
not divorce this subject from the les
sons taught by our history and by our
actual experience within the memory of
many OF Us. You cannot afford to do it.
our beautiful village cannot afford to
do il. In the interest of morality and
decency YOU cannot in the light of the
past afford to do il. The principles OF
prohibition and the evils of intemper-
Ance are not at stake. You cannot in
ject this issue into this election. No
self-resI Getting man will take position
against on upon the evils of the traffic.
Everybody should recognize, and for the
most part do recognize, the evils of the
business. IL 1t were possible to wipe
out the traffic even in Gratiot county, no
self-respecting person would oppose 1t.
But l have shown you the legal difficult
ties which are insurmountable in the
way Of keeping IL out OF our state: like
difficulties prevent you from keeping IL
out of the county. have shown you the
impossibiiities OF preventing its manu-
facture in the state and the impossible
ty OF suppressing the traffic by legal
enactment. But say, our prohibition
friends. what Will you do with it7 VIII
you lie down and permit the damnable
traffic to flourish? No sir. my friends.
we will never do IL. What will you do
hey ask? VIII you license this evil
And as one OF them but recently said
10 me. II you had case of smallpox in
the city would you license or legalixe III
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1902-04-10
Women and Jewels.

Jewels, candy, flowers, man-that is
the order of a woman's preferences.
Jewels form a magnet of mighty power
to the average IN Even that great,
est of all jewels, health, is often ruined
in the strenuous efforts to make or save
the money to purchase them. If a
IN will risk her health to get a COW
et,d gem, then let her fortify herself
against The insiduous consequences OF
coughs, colds and bronchial affections by
the regular use of DIR. BOschee's German
Syrup. 1t will promptly arrest con
sumption In It's early stages and heal
the affected lungs and bronchial tubes
aud drive the dread disease from the
system. 1t is not a c~ure-ali. but 1t Is u
certain cure for coughs, colds and all
bronchial troubles. You car get DR.. G,
G. Green's reliable remedies at Irwin's
Pharmacy. Get Green's special almanac
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1902-04-10

portant, as 1t reduces the time and Ia
Dor required In i~rrigating. A more uni
form distribution of water Is also OBJ
tanned, which Increases It's efficiency.
Theoretically the surface of the ground
should be a plane surface, with just
slope enough to allow the water when
delivered ut the highest point to flow In
a thin, uniform sheet.
We will assume that the farm is
planted to such crops as are ordinarily
found In the arid region, say ten acres
Of alfalfa, ten acres Of grain, FIVE acres
of potatoes, five acres Of garden, FIVE
acres Of small fruits and five acres Of
orchard. as shown on the plat of the
farm.
If 1t be assumed that there is a fall
of four feet across the farm from north
to south and two feet from east to
west, the water can be made to flow
either west or south from any point.
The greatest slope of the land is a little
south Of southwest, and this Is the oil.
rection the water takes If left to itself.
II the later8ls are run south from the
main ditch, they will make an angle OF
about seventy degrees with this line.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1902-04-10
The Great Dismal Swamp

OF Virginia is "A breeding ground oil
malaria germs. So is low, wet or marshy
ground everywhere. These germs
cause weakness. chilIs and fever, aches
In the bones and muscles, and may
induce dangerous maladies. But Elec'
trio Bitters new fail to destroy them
and cure malarial troubles. They will
surely prevent typhoid. "We tried
many remedies for malaria and stomach
and liver troubles" writes John Charles,
ton, of Byesville, O., 'but never found
anything as good as Electric Bitters.'
Fry them. Only so cents at Peabody &
BaiIlie's, qua rantee satisfaction.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1902-04-10
NUMBER 35.


A Philadelphia lawyer, long dead
who had a national reputation, having
been honored with high positions OF
trust both at Washington and Harris.
burg. was famous for his tremendous
charges. One day 4 client for whom
he had collected $500 called at his OF
fee to receive the money, and the law
yer handed him n check for 500. The
client looked at 1t and remarked that
the lawyer must have made a mistake
and had given him the check which he
meant to keep for his fee. "Let me
look at the check" said the attorney.
and, CHANGING over 1t, he declared that
it was all right and 40 mistake had
been made. The client kicked against
a fee Of $1,40o for collecting $500.
"Oh, well, II you want to be a hog
about 1t take that" said the man of
laws impatiently, and he wrote out an
other check. 1t was for $3.50, and with
that the client had to be content, the
lawyer pocketing $3.50.