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The Tucson citizen., 1902-07-02
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The Tucson citizen., 1902-07-02

Our Mr.. Whitelaw Reid has had his
knee breeches put away in a moth
proof case. and the disappointment in
England at the prospect of never see
ing his beautiful legs encased in them
is only little less poignant than that
due to the illness of the king.
The Tucson citizen., 1902-07-02
SpaFIDg His FeeIiuRs,

Hettie-Now that You have broker
your engagement with Fred. shall you
return to him the diamond ring ht
gave you?
Minna-Certainly not, Hettie. j
would be cruel to give him a thing
that would be constant reminder o1
the happiness he had missed BostoI
TRANSCRIPT
The Tucson citizen., 1902-07-02

oundations of civilization and under
mine the fair structure of American
liberty. What blessing it is that the
American people can fall back on the
Ohio courts for the preservation OF
their freedom.
The Tucson citizen., 1902-07-02
Stall Yomng.

Teacher--I am surprised that you are
not further advanced. You are extreme
ly backward for your age.
Little Girl-Yesm. Mamma wants
TO marry again.
The Tucson citizen., 1902-07-02

Now that the Phoenix Republican
has ceased TO be an official organ, let
us hope that 1t will brace up and
emerge from the condition OF innocu-
Gus solemnity that has been its char
acteristic for some time past
The Tucson citizen., 1902-07-02

Efforts TO harmonic the Democracy
have developed the fact that many
Democrats think the party is pig
enough to split.
The Tucson citizen., 1902-07-02

When the letters P c.. follow the
name of a British statesman, it means
that he is a Privy Councillor. When
the same letters follow the name of N.
o. Murphy, they imply that he Is a
private citizen.
The Tucson citizen., 1902-07-02

According to the minimum and mis-
leading figures of Secretary Root, the
Philippine war has cost us $40 1926, $50.
And what have we got TO show for 1t?
The Tucson citizen., 1902-07-02

The adjournment of Congress found
Theodore Roosevelt with about q
per cent of the strength ne had when
Congress convened.
The Tucson citizen., 1902-07-02

Teedore discovered that broncho-
busting was gentle art compared with
tanning a trust-controlled Republican
majority in Congress.
The Tucson citizen., 1902-07-02

An ohio court has found that to Der
mt Mayor Tom L. Johnson to give the
people OF Cleveland 3-cent fares on the
street cars would be to strike At tba
The Tucson citizen., 1902-07-02

win the Phoenix Republican cele-
brate its independence on the glorious
Fourth?
The Tucson citizen., 1902-07-02

Senator Beveridge of Indiana will he
sure enough an imperialist and man
of destiny if he tampers with the i'm
perial temper of Joseph Weldon Bailey.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1902-06-26
HE DOESN'T LIKE DENVER.
Why Gus Pixley, Comedian, Has d;
Grudge Against II.

ofttSS SN9obfot IT,
Gus Pixley the comedian, has an
antipathy to Colorado, and has en-
tered suit for $4,000 damages
against the city of Denver. It came
about in this way, according to the
S. Louis Republic:
Pixley sues the city of Denver for
DANCES because 1t treated him badly
when he had smallpox. In fact, it
sent him to Ogden, where he was
made to shovel snow and saw wood,
two things an actor hates to do,
especially when he is suffering from
the smallpox.
It is sad sad story as Pixley tells
il.
Pixley was playing with the Shoot
the-Chutes" company in Denver when
he became III and was informed that
he had the smallpox.
Instead of arousing the sympathy
of the Denverites this appeared to in
cite them to fiendish measures of re-
prisal against the actor who dared to
have smallpox in their beautiful and
healthful city.
Be that as it may, they FASTENED to
throw Pixley into a railroad car all by
himself. He was left alone for IL
hours
At Ogden he was placed in the pest
house, and, although he endeavored
to impress upon the minds of the
folk in charge Of that institution the
cruelty of setting to work man with
smallpox fever eating out his life
they made him attend to the removal
of the snow from the pesthouse
grounds as well as the preparation of
the fuel for the stove.
You're the only thing we've got in
this here pesthouse." complained the
man in charge, "and you amt no Og-
den man. You're just plain, plumb
Denver maverick, and you better
hustle, seer"
Pixiey saw. He also sawed. In
three days he cut into proper lengths
and CHOPPED into kindling seven and a
half cords of wood when he should
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1902-06-26
FROZEN PUDDING

Heat one quart OF milk ia ssnKs
of the double boiler. Cook one afi. s
OF well-washed rice in boiling saised
water twelve minutes, drain and save
the water. which may be used In
making soup. Add the rice to the
hot milk, With one cupful Of sugar
and one-fourth teaspoonfui of san,
and let 1t cook until it is very SOFT,
then rub it through a strainer. Scald
enc pint of cream, beat the yolks of
TOUR eggs and add the hot cream; re-
turn to the double boiler and COOK
about two minutes, just enough TO
scald the eggs, stirring constantly.
and then stir this custard into the
rice and milk mixture. Add l1s table
spoonfuls of vanilla and more sugar
II it is needed. Freeze as usual, re-
move the beater from the can and
pack it down firmly, and let it stand
for an hour or more to ripen When
it is firm, turn it out into a large
round dish and ornament the top Win
fruit. <Raspberries. strawberries anu
other small fruits may be used tor
THIS, taking the largest and most per :
feet berries, and making a syrup of
the juices of the smaller ones, With
sugar to taste, to serve as sauce for
the pudding.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1902-06-26
cRATERs IN UNITED STATES.
Several Exist to Show Presence of
Fires Below.


Regarding the volcanoes of the Unit
ed States proper, Mount Shasta is one
of the most interesting OF them. Ii
has an altitcde of 1880 feet, towes.
ing more than a mile above its nearest
neighbor. Four thousand feet of it's
peak are above timber line, covered
with glaciers, while the mountain's
base is seventeen miles in diameter.
Shasta is almost continually showing
slight evidences of its internal fires.
Another of the famous cones is
that of Mount Hood, standing II ,225
feet, snowcapped, and regarded as
extinct as volcano. Other peaks are
Mount Baker, Mount Rainier, Mount
st. Helens, Mount Adams, Mount JEFF
ferson, Three Sisters, Mounts MAJ
ANA, Scott. Union, Pitt, Loosen Peak,
Spanish Peaks and Mount Taylor
As to the volcanic records of the
great west, they may be read in the
great chains of mountains that stretch
from Alaska, 10000 miles to Terra del
Fuego. In the giant geysers and hot
springs of the Yellowstone park are
evidences of existing fires in the
United States, while as to the extent
of seismic disturbances of the past,
the famous lava bed, in which Captain
Jack, the Modoc chief, held out against
United States troops till starved into
submission, are volcanic areas full of
mute testimony regarding natures
commissions. These lava beds are
mazes of intricate passages in the
rocks, formed by the processes of
cooling and settling.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1902-06-26
RECIPE SIMPLE ENOUGH.
To Open Cash Register Without
Kew

Key.
An enterprising young person n ing
in Chicago has been advertising that
FOR the small sum of So" he would
inform any seeker after knowledge
how to open cash register without
a key. This information evidently
would be of use to people who had
lost their keys and to burglars. The
postofilce department has suppressed
him.
The man who advertised sent
neatly printed circular to all who re-
mitted the necessary 81. He said his
system requires an axe-one weigh
ing about ten pounds. The circular
instructs the pupil to take a position
before the register, advance the left
foot, stand firmly. Swing the axe
with both hands around the head
three times and smite the cash regis
ter with mite and naturalization OF
blows immaterial Repeat until result
is obtained"
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1902-06-26
WHEN you MEET A BEAR.
Always Two Surprises-One for You
and One for Bruin.


once in a lifetime, as you steal
through the autumn woods or hurry
over the trail, you may hear sudden
loud rustlings and shaklngs on the
hardwood ridge ABOVE you, as II i
small cyclone were perched there toT
awhile, amusing itself among the
leaves before blowing on. Then, il
you steal up toward the sound, yol.
will find Mooween standing on a big
limb OF a beecn-tree, grasping tbs
narrowing trunk above WIN his power
full forearms, Juggling and pushing
nightly to shake down the ripe
heechnuts. The rattle and dash OF
the falling fruit are such music to
Mooween's ears that he will not hear
the rustic of your approach, nor the
twig that snaps under your careless
foot
If you cry aloud now, under the
hilarious impression that you have
him sure, at least, there is another
surprise awaiting you. And that sug-
gests bit of advice, which is most
pertinent: don't stand under the bear
when you cry out. If he is a little
fellow he will shoot up the tree, faster
than ever a jumping jack went up his
stick, and hide in a cluster OF leaves.
as near the top as he can get. But
if he is a big bear, he will tumble
down on you before you know what
has happened. No slow climbing 1or
him. none of the hating and looking
and searching of the rough bark with
his claws for better grip, which
mark his usual cautious descent. He
inst lets go and comes down by
grayitation. AS Uncle Remus says
who has some keen knowledge OF
animal ways under his storytelling
humor-"Brer Bar, he scrambled
bout halfway down de bee tree, en-
den he turn everything loose en- hit de
groun' kerbiff! Look like 'twuz nun
ter Jolt de life out'n i'm.
Somehow it never does jolt the nfe
out of nlm. notwithstanding his great
weight; nor does it interfere In any
way with his speed OF action, winch
is like lightning, the instant ne
touches the ground. Like the COON
who can fail from an incredible dis
lance without hurting himself,
Mooween comes down perfectly limp,
falling on himself like a great
cushion; but the moment he strikes,
all his muscles seem to contract at
cnce. and he bounds of like rubber
ball into the densest bit of cover at
hand.
Twice have / seen him come down
in this way. The first time, there
were two cubs, nearly full-grown, In a
tree. One went up at our shout; tine
other came down with such startling
suddenness that the man who stood
ready with his rife to shoot the bear
Jumped for his life to get out Of the
way; and before he had bhnked the
establishment out Of his eyes Mooween
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1902-06-26
ERUPTION OF KRAKATOA.
So Great That Tidal Wave Carried
Man of War Far Inland.

Prior to the recent commissions of
Mont Pelee at Martinique, the most
remarkable of volcanic eruptions in
recent years was that of Krakatoa,
in the Straits of Sunda, in 1888. 1t is
estimated that ash and fragments from
this cone were lifted $4,000 feet in air,
and that the finer PARTICLES of pumice
were year in reaching the earth
again. With these ash layers drift
ing with the winds, the sunsets of that
year were made remarkably brilliant
and are remembered by most people
old enough at the time to be at
tracted to the phenomenon.
Not only in this dust was the erup-
ton made spectacular but vessels sail
ing the East Indian seas thereafter en-
countered such vast areas of floating
pumice stone that navigation was
seriously impeded. Gradually this
stone became waterlogged and sank,
however. Fifty thousand lives are
said to have been lost in this erup-
ton, and every vestige of life on that
and neighboring islands destroyed.
One of the noteworthy facts con-
nected with the destructive upheaval
of Krakatoa was that the humble
peak, less than 5000 feet in height,
has attracted no special attention
among scientists because of the re-
gion in which it stood. 1t was To-
Gated in the midst of about fifty tower
ing volcanic mountains, some of them
10000 feet high, and most of them in
almost chronic disturbance. In the
midst of these surroundings little
Krakatoa was overlooked until almost
ten years ago it broke out with ter
rible fury and wrought fearful loss of
life and destruction of property.
For the first few hours terrific ex-
plosions came every few minutes.
The sea was driven back, and at every
outburst black columns of smoke, dust,
and lava were sent miles into the air.
AS the hours passed the explosions
became more and more frequent. The
conclusions shattered stone walls, up.
set lamps, and created general havoc
hundreds of miles away. The explo-
sions were heard over a sound zone
covering onethirteenth of the earth's
surface. All the towns and villages
on the shores of Java and Sumatra
bordering the straits were destroyed.
The average height Of the tidal wave
which struck the shores of Java and
Sumatra was fifty feet, and at many
places it was much higher. A man.
of-war lying off the Sumatra shore
was carried a mile and threequarters
inland up valley and left in forest
thirty feet above sea level.
A large part of the Indian ocean was
showered with lava dust mud to a
depth Of several inches, and in the
immediate vicinity of Krakatoa the
sea was so thick with fallen lava dust
that vessels pushed through it as
though plodding through a field of
broken ice. The whole northern por-
ton Of the island, With an average
height of 700 feet above sea level, was
submerged, and remains so today I'M
der $50 fatholns of water.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1902-06-26

have been in bed taking all sorts of
fancy medicines.
Then they sent him back TO Denver
with an acrimonious note to the Den
yer authorities, and the men at Dem
yer sent him to the pesthouse at Sand
Creek, where he was kept three
months and forced to wear a mask.
This latter infection made Pixiey
angry and he left the place a soul
embittered actor
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1902-06-26

Joeelyn was in the depths of con-
Triton
will you forgive me, Rob?" she
asked wistfully.
Forgive you, Jocelyn?" he asked
wonderingly. For what?"
Laughed.
The young maid and her lover in
their paradise of love were not as
Happy as Jocelyn's grandmother in her
new-found joy-the joy of knowing
that her love of long ago, though far
away, slept peacefully beneath a
grassy pillow among the honored
dead.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1902-06-26

AFTER MANY DAYS.

The street was blocked by carryalls
filed with children, decked in white,
&C mpanies of soldiers, men on horse
be ok, the Grand Army veterans, now
but a remnant of the mighty host that
opce marched away to make history,
and numerous organizations in double
ranks.
Jerky strains of the Star SpangleG
Banner" mingled with the sound of
the fife and drum, floated out on the
morning air. The notes of Marching
Through Georgia" were caugnl,
echoed and answered the Columbia,
Gem of the Ocean," from the adjacen
streets, while the Spanish-Amerlcan
war soldiers contributed "a Hot
Time" Flags and banners streamed
from all windows.
For it was the 30th of May.
Rob Mandel, young southerner,
enjoying his first glimpse OF life IN
the northern states, threaded his way
through the crowded street, which
seemed to him to bear the air of d
gela day. He turned into a street
where tall trees cast grateful SHADE
on the pavement. Then his heart
beat more quickly. At the end OF ne
block he says Jocelyn-Jocelyn, sweet
frd II, and but very recently his
f;ncee. His sauntering pace changed
to brisker gait.
"Jocelyn!"
She turned a pretty, surprised fac'
to his.
where are you going, Jocelyn?
called at your house just now, bu
found it closed
q am going to spend the day witt
ny grandmother"
And she is the only member o
your family / have not met, so l will
&C with YOU"
mo, Rob; not today. This /
always a sad day for poor grandma
"Oh, your grandfather was killed IL
the civil war, / presume" he adde'
feelingly.
Worse than that, Rob. He be
Ionged to the missing, and not miss
ing liz action, either. You can wall
70 the house with me and | will tel
you about it. Early in the war m,
grandfather was taken sick II
quarters. Before he was well hi
regiment received orders to move O
and commenced their march at nignt
Grandpa, delirious with fever, wa
placed in the ambulance.
The next morning, when some o
his comrades, anxious as to his con
ditior. came to the ambulance, they
found it empty and my grandfathel
was missing. All search and inquiry
proved unavailing. His friends came
TO the conclusnon that in his deliriun
he had slipped unseen from tne
ambulance under cover OF the nlgn'
and that probably he had been killed
by hushwhackers. OF course the
march could not be delayed; and Ms
regiment had to pursue their way
leaving him to his unknown fate
He was never again heard from
and they say the sad tidings woult
have killed my grandmother, but shf
felt that she must live to have re
moved from the muster roll the crue
word 'deserter.' That object and th'
hope that he might some day return
kept her from yielding to her sorrow
For years she went continually "
the window to watch for him; tn
doorbell never rang, footstep neVe
paused before the door but her hear
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1902-06-26
OF Course It's Funny

1t appears that Mark Twain was
made a bachelor of laws and not an
LII. d."
Inats funny. He's not bachelor
and he doesn't know anything about
laws" "'
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1902-06-26

The Music Teacher-"Johnny is inn
proving daily in his violin playing"
Johnny's Mother (graitfied) its
that so? We didn't know whether ne
was improving or we were just getting
more used to it."-Judge.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1902-06-26
ReprehensihIe.

"A Connecticut boy of tender years
eloped with his fathers housekeeper."
"Ain't that shame when good
housekeepers are so scarcei"
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1902-06-26
Down And Out.

My daughter tells me-" said old Mr..
Lotsercoyne, that you are anxious to
make her happy"
Exactly So" replied the pompous
Lord Norox
I'm glad to hear it," said the wise
old gentleman. II was afraid you
wanted to marry her. Good day.
Philadelphia Press.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1902-06-26
A Smart Bow.

Give an example of an oligarchy
The Standard on Company is an
oilygarchy. Please, sir, what does
'garchy' mean?"
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1902-06-26
Always the Same.

Same old posters.
Same old show;
Same decision
Not to go;
Same excitement
When it comes,
Same band wagon,
Horns and drums;
Same white horses,
Same parade;
Same gay trappings,
Same tune played
On the old ca
Li-o-pe-
Same old longing
Filling me.
Same old yielding,
Same old rush
After tickets
Same old crush;
Same old side shows,
Same old sells,
Same old cages,
Same old smells;
Same old extra
Charge for seats,
Same old rings and
Same old feats.
Same old ladies
Riding nags,
Same old spangles,
Same old gags,
Same old peanuts
To entice,
Same old "lemo,"
lame old ice;
Same announcement
AS of old
OF the concert
That they'll hold;
Same decision
Not to stay
Same old victim,
Same old way,
Same old disap-
Pointment, then
Vow to never
Go again.
Same old tearing
Down of seats,
Same old crowding
To the streets;
Same old clatter,
Same old dust,
Same pickpockets,
Same quick thrust
lame old swearing
Fit to bust.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1902-06-26

Castleton-"T have been making
some big Improvements in my
library"
Carbohydrates have you been
doing?"
ooh, giving away a lot OF books"
Detroit Free Press.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1902-06-26

was gone leaving only a violent nou-
ding of the ground-spruces to tell
what had become of him.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1902-07-12
GOOD NEWS.
R. q. Dun & Co. Says It Predominates
in Trade ReportA

n. ". Ouu &C 20. says IL EreuOm1udCos
in Trade ReportA
New York, July 12-R. G. Dun &
Co.'S Weekly Review of Trade says:
Good news predominates. although
unfavorable weather proved a draw
back at many points and new labor
disputes arose There is less than the
customary midsummer idleness in
N manufacturing industries. despite the
scarcity OF fuel. Commodity prices are
fully maintained. Railway earnings
thus far available for June average SO
per cent larger than last years and
POS per cent above those of 1900.
New England shoe shops are now
more fully engaged than at any previ-
GUS time during this year. Union
leather is firm, but domestic buyers are
taking little hemlock, the best inquiry
tive in the west. A large purchase of
packer hides has strengthened the tone
at Chicago, while Texas hides arrived
more freely and concessions are made.
Export orders for cotton goods are still
disappointing, and the home demand
is quiet, yet mills are occupied. At the
south there is a disposition to delay
spinning until the new crop begins to
move, and this tendency is also re-
ported in England. In woolens the best
feature is the recorder business in heavy
weights. quick delivery being desired
Corn has again been the prominent
staples. Spectators at the west secur-
ed control of the 6.0O0.0 900 bushels in the
visible supply and compelled the short
interests to cover contracts at disas-
trously high prices. Farmers reserves
are evidently insignificant, for attrac-
tive prices do not bring out even q
fair volume of receipts.
Wheat was quiet and strong and ex-
ports from all parts of the United
States were only 2,250092 bushels, COM
pared with 4,353,736 bushels a year ago
Liabilities of commercial failures as
for the first week of July amounted to
$3.50, 1858. of which $438.048 were in the
manufacturing, $636.416 in trading and
$450,094 in other lines. Failures for the
week numbered 1913 in the United States,
against 20S last year, and 10 in Canada
against q a year ago.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1902-07-12
Fleischmann Sells Blues.

New York, July 12-It was announced
at the Brighton Beach race track today
that Mayor julius Fleischmann has dis
posed of his so per cent holdings in
Blues to Frank Farrell who already
owned half of the horse. This is the
second time Farrell has been sole own
er of Blues. At weeding-out sale of
the Fleischmanns last year the colt
was bought by Farrell for a ridiculous
ly small sum, considering what was ex-
pected of Blues, $1,000. At least Farrell
thought that sum false price, and so
told Mayor F'leischmann. The two men
are friends. and Farrell did not care
to be placed in the position of appar-
emily taking advantage of poorly at
tended sales to get very promising
colt at a price he considered far below
its true value. So he prevailed upon
Mayor Fleischmann to accept SO per
cent of the colt, which he did after
much persuasion. Blues has been most
unfortunate SO far this season, though
he won two recent races. He has been
almost left at the post on several &C.
casiOns.
Farrelps fortunes have taken a
change for the better. His long run of
i'll luck has blown to the high brush at
last and he landed a good wager on
Mayor Fleischmann's Irritable. He got
to for some of his money and clean
ed up over $4,000 on the race. George
r.. Smith. Leo Mayer. Eddie Burke and
Walter Keyes also backed the Fleisch-
mann horse in spite of his overweight.