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The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1902-03-31
DISSIPATION BY MACHINERY.
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"Dfssipation by Machinery is the title
Of a recent article whose theme holds that
sensation by dissipation ts a natural in
stinct, burt that instead of turning to alb
sinthe or opium, as Of old, the modern
young man goes in for airships and cleo
trtctcal devices. If the vogue for this
form of overflow OF surplus energy shall
continue, It promises we'll for the fast
growing class OF young men who have no
need to work. and to whom the ordinary
professions hold out little attraction. The
nervous energy produced by Americana air
must find some vent, and if the newer
generation OF rich men Shall turn to an
tomato forms of propellation, to liquid
air machinery. to electrical or chemical
combinations which shall turn wheels
more rapidly than they have ever before
turned, the world will be the gamer by
just SO much and an inventor be conscious
Of his required sensation Toswheel
| around The Eiffal tower seems certainly
as stimulating sto absorb absinthe or
opium and merely dream Of doing it, and
that Is the form, scientists promise us,
dissipation will take In the future close
a hand I'd
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1902-03-31
BIGGEST ONE YET
Coming Educa tional Convention Ex-
pected to Break Records.
SECY. SHEPARD HERE NEXT WEEK
He VIII Confer With the Local Con-
. venttOn Committee on En-
tertainment. 49,.

Irwin Shepard OF Winona, secretary Of
the National Educational Association,
will meet the local entertainment COM
mittee Monday to discuss plans for the
convention. On Tuesday university re-
gents will meet and Mr. Shepard will
probably ask for the use of the university
grounds and buildings on Thursday night
of convention week 1t is the intention
to hold public reception that night, and
to have all the buildings open for inspec-
tion. The plan also contemplates an ex-
tensive illumination OF the grounds.
OF the $50 teachers employed in Mime
apolis schools, 600 have already notified
Secretary Nye Of the Commercial Club
public affairs committee that they will be
attend the meetings. Others to the num-
Der of $50 have written that they will
probably be here but cannot yet promise
definitely. Each, day brings letters from
outside the state which indicate that the
Minneapolis convention will have the
organization. ..
Every effort is being made to provide
visitors with, exact information regarding
the city and dts suburbs. The convention
stationery Will have map on it's reverse
side, showing the location of all school
buildings, street car lines, parks, meet
ing places, public buildings and points OF
interest.
Card souvenirs Will be distributed, each
bearing view In or near the city, to-
gether with brief description and in
structions as to how to see it. These
cards WHY be placed in souvenir envelopes
and mailed all over the country.
In addition the public affairs committee
has in preparat ton book on Minneapolis,
which will be distributed among visitors
at all the conventions held here this sum-
t,,E 1oc t-&s
of Minneapolis chief industries, of its
parks, surrounding lakes and accessible
suburbs and resorts, such as the sDalles OF
St. Croix and other points OF easy access
sibility 1t will be profusely illustrated
and will carry limited line offadvertis-
ing The first issue will consist of 10000
copies and more will be ordered as
needed. The publication will be most eiab-
crate and will consist of seventy pages
or mara aE.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1902-03-31
HELD
IN CANADA
The Canadian Pacific Refuses
to Haul the Grain to
Minneapolis

Mime apolfs grain men have been de-
feated in tLeir first attempt to bring any
large quantity of Canadian grain to Min
neapolis. The Canadian Pacific is dis
posed to keep every bushel possible on the
Canadian side. the big elevator lines are
following the same policy and the Cana
dian grain brokers who want to secure the
commissions for handling the product are
showing much activity against the ehorts
Of the American grain men to bring the
wheat to this terminal. r
Grain buyers for some of the local con-
Germs have been in Canada the past week
endeavOring to secure grain. From cor
respondence with the Canadian roads the
local concerns thought that they were
assured cooperation which would result
in relieving the Canadian grain blockade.
This failed to work out when put to the
test. The grain men had received as
surance from American railroads that
1000 cars would be furnished, but the Ca
madam Pacific finally refused to handle
the cars. This put stop to the et-
forts of the Minneapolis grain men for the
time. The negotiations by the local buy
ers were carried on principally with the
independent elevator concerns and were
progressing reasonably well. .a. 80 ..-
c. g. Thayer Of the Electric Steel Ele-
vator company, which has been prom
1nently identified with the efforts, says:
1T is all a question of transportation.
We can get the wheat, but we cannot
make arrangements with the Canadian
roads to handle it. The Canadian roads
naturally want the long haul and the
brokers want the commissions. The con-
ditions are just as bad up there as they
have been at any time. A large amount
of wheat must be taken care Of before
long or it will spoil.
Grain men are still at work on the
proposition. They say that with the duty
off there would be no question about fore
ing the wheat here. Between the duty
and the transportation difficulty they are
temporarily baked.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1902-03-31
DIED FROM THE BITE
Peter Hansen's Wound Causes Death
From Blood Poisoning.
LANGsETH is UNDER ARREST
The Men Were Friends, but Fought
During a Drunken Misun-
derAtandinX.


The bite which Andrew Langseth took
out of the cheek Of Peter Hansen in a
fight near saloon at 2615 Twenty fifth
street S, Sunday, proved fatal to the In
jured man. Blood poisoning set in and
Hansen died this morning.
Hanson was IS years old, and with AL
fred L. Peterson conducted dairy at
Forty eighth avenue and Thirty-fourth
street. Langseth is stone mason, liv-
ing at 2411 Twenty-ninth avenue S. The
two men were drinking together at the
saloon Sunday afternoon. They fought,
and Langseth bit piece of flesh from
Hansen's cheek. During Hansen's illness
Langseth visited him often and expressed
his deep sorrow at the unfortunate occur
renee. ~. s-
Last night the police arrested Langseth,
fearing a fatal termination of the affair.
He will probably be charged with man
slaughter in the first degree.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1902-03-31
BARON ROTHSCHILD'S REPLY.
Now Vo1,lr Tiros

Some years ago, while Baron Rothschild
and nobleman friend were taking
pleasure trip along the Rhine, young
lad on the boat noticed the end of silk
handkerchief sticking out of corner of
Rothsch1ld's pocket. Turning to his chum
he said:
IF could only get that handkerchief,
Think how much it must be WORTH"
"Try to get 1t, then" said his chum with
visions Of the fabulous value Of Roth
schild handkerchief.
So the lad took the end Of the handker-
chief between his fingers and gently
tugged at it. At this point the nobleman
turned to the baron and whispered:
Baron, that boy beside you is taking
your handkerchief"
"Let him alone, said the baron eve
all had to start small.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1902-03-31
IORRANCE'S NO
Minneapolis Man Would Not
Accept the Commission
ership Of Pensions.

Fron, Tho journal Estreuu, Room <5, Pod
Building, Washington.
Washington. March 31.-Members of the
Minnesota delegation have offered to in
dorse and work for Judge Torrance for
commissioner of pensions If he will say he
will accept If rendered him. Judge Tor
rance left for home this afternoon and
his views cannot be learned, but to T Q
Journal man yesterday he said he had
definitely made up his mind not to accept
any political Office while commander-in
chief of the G. A. r. Sentiment among
the Washington old soldiers fayors the
judge for commissioner.
W. W. Jermane.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1902-03-31
IN WHITE PLUGS
Senior Engineers Spring d Surprise
at the 'U.v


Dress fads have taken hold upon uni
versity students in earnest and the cam
pus between class hours is dotted with
gatherings OF students dressed in some
striking dress characteristics. The women
OF the senior academic class have donned
the classic cap and gown and the men of
the class will appear Tuesday in new
style of head dress with a Tam O'Shanter
effect Academic juniors are about to
"spring' a natty yachting cap. But the
engineers got the lead this morning when
nearly a hundred Of them marched to
chapel in body, their "dornes OF
thought" covered with high plug hats Of
immaculate white material. For time
a fight seemed imminent. as many aca-
denies were anxious to get souvenirs, but
aside from one or two brushes the "sur-
prise passed OFF without serious conse-
quences. It Is rumored that the craze
has reached even to the faculty men,
bers, some Of whom, it is said, are con-
sidering red and blue shoe laces
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1902-03-31
THE BUSY BURGLAR
Eleven Places Touched Up by Prov
lers Last Night.
ONE GANG SHOT AT A POLICEMAN
Losses Were Not Large as the Ma
RAIDERS Were Evidently
Not Experts.

Eleven burglaries in Minneapolis last
night:
f. Kneedland G Co., grocers, 1928 E Grant
street. s,
David J. Winthieser, saloon. 1929 Seventh
street S. .-s.
L. Tuscany, saloon, 622 Eleventh avenue N.
/ Thomas Grocery company, 1902 Twenty-sec-
Ond street s.
johnson Grocery company. 1922 Fifth
street s.. 49,
" Nelson 8 Co., grocers, sos Sixteenth ave-
Danielson g. Olsen, grocers, $500 Twenty
third avenue S.
Wallen & Nelson, grocers, S31 Eleventh ave-
nue. S.
John Erickson. residence. 1722 Ninth ave-
John H. Dow's blacksmith shop, sol Elev-
enth street 9.
Confectionery store, 14O7 Sixth street S.
Ten of the eleven were committed on
the south side. The work. the police
believe, was done by young amateurs.
They visited only small grocery stores and
saloons and secured little loot.
Shot at q Policeman.
F. That the burglars are daring and des-
perate, however, is proved by the en-
counter Policeman George Johnson and his
son had with them at the Nelson grocery
store, so8 Sixteenth avenue S. In this
fight, many shots were exchanged and the
officer was struck on the head with big
stone and seriously injured
Patrolman Johnson lives across the
street. He was at home and in bed when.
about $50 a. M, he heard a great noise
across the street. The burglars had
smashed In the front door. Dressing hur-
riedly, the officer grabbed his revolver
and ran across the street, followed by
his son. AS he approached, two men in
side the store received signal from one
| on watch, and the trio fed. johnson and
his son pursued and fred at the running
men. The men escaped. returning the
fire as they ran.
Johnson returned, aroused the pro-
prletor and went with him to set things
right. While they were in the store a
bold member Of the gang came back to the
store and hurled big stone through the
glass, striking the officer in the fore
head and cutting a great cash
Several detectives were assigned to the
cases early this morning.
The Watch Dog Mu..led.
Burglars broke into Matson's grocery
store at Eleventh avenue and Ninth
street last night, took all the postage
stamps and helped themselves literally to
cigars and tobacco. The watch dog. q bic
New .Foundland, was in the store but his
owner had forgotten to remove his mug
|Zle for the night and he discreetly re-.
fused to interfere.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1902-03-31
MISS JENNIE THORsEN
AN0KA ALL TORN UP
Both Sides Ready to Contest Out
come Of Tuesdays Election
In the Courts.

Anoka politicians are bombarding the
attorney general with questions. The city
election takes place next Tuesday, and
there is intense feeling. The city clerk
he's printed the ballots, and both sides are
claiming that they are Illegal 1t is pos
sible that mandanus Will be applied for
Monday to prevent their use, and it not,
that the losing side will con test.
Anoka ignored the primary election law.
One faction Of republicans, headed by
Postmaster Caswell, circulated petitions
and placed IN nomination a ticket headed
by Mayor n. H. Hanson. The candidates
were labeled republican. The other fac
ton chose ticket with w. 3. Scanlon
as the candidate for mayor On the ad-
didates were known as the Citizens "
ticket, making no attempt to use the
name Republican"
The clerk printed the ballots, with the.
word Republican" after every name on
the Hanson ticket, but with no label at all
after the names on the Scanlon ticket.
The latt er element charge that this Is an
-irregularity. On the OF her hand, the city
attorney claims that the citizens candi-
dates have no place on the ticket be-
cause they do not represent any political
party.
The attorney generals office is inclined
to hold the ballot to be regular, though
no formal opinion has been rendered.
Strife runs high between the two fac
lions. The democrats are generally sup
porting the Scanlon ticket, but party lines
are largely lost sight of. The contest is
being Waged over the waterworks issue.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1902-03-31
Stuff IN the Trustee.

of Rose D. Gerrish, has brought suit against
her and John F. Gerrish, her husband, to se-
cure So, 500 which he claims as part of the es-
tate. The money swas derived from the sale
Of the homestead, 2709 Pleasant avenue. It is
IN the possession of Mr.. Gerrish. and the
trustee alleges that the transfer was made In
order to deprive the creditors Of their money
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1902-03-31
AN, ANGELIC AMBITION
LITTLE Chronicle

Little Dottie and Clarence quarreled
Dottie is 4. Clarence 5.
you amt a good girl" said Clarence.
you amt going to heaven"
Il lisa dood dirl,'' replied Dottie, IAN
Is a-doin to hebben. An when is a.
angel, I Is a-tummin down an zen. with
energy 9Th pull 90 hair
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1902-03-31
DISCUSSED .lNsPECTIoN"
BOARD of Corrections and Charities
ON the Mayors Order.

ON the MayOr's Order.
The board Of corrections and charities
held special meeting this afternoon to
consider bids for furnishings for the con-
tagious ward at the city hospital. That
business finished, one Of the board mem
bers produced a week-old inspection
certificate bearing the name of DR.. E. J.
Clark put on with rubber stamp. Show
ing the same to his fellow members, he
asked them whether the board ought to
sanction such employment by its ap-
pointees 1t must be patent. it was point
ed out, that the assistant city
physicians could not attend to this
work and do their duty to the
city, which paid them their SAL
aries. If such a system was to be on
forced in Minneapolis, It was said, then
physicians not In the employ of the CITY
should be selected for the work.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1902-03-31

80 cents for full-sIzed treatment, Is the safest.
most effective and popular OF all catarrh rem
edieS. .z,
, Nearly all cheap cough mixtures and throat
loz4nges contain opiates: these cheap medi-
cincS give a temporary reiet, especially with
little children, by destroying nerve sensation;
the irritation in throat which causes coughing
is temporarily removed not by removing the
cause. but by deadening the nerves of feeling
the irritation is not felt, although it Is still
there and Will promptly return.
Stuart's Catarrh Tablets is the best remedy
to remove catarrhal secretion, whether in the
nose throat or stomach. because they are
composed OF wholesome anttseptics, Blood
Root Red. Gum from Eucalyptus tree, etc
When you use these tablets you know what
you are putting into your system and not
taking chances With cocaine, opiates or SINH
lar poisons found in SO many catarrh cures
and cough medicines.
DR.. Ramsdell. in commenting on cataTTh
cures, says: Il can heartily recommend Stu
arts Catarrh Tablets, because they contain
SO many advertised catarrh cures, have
known of many cases OF long standing catarrn
of the head and throat completely cured By
the daily use of these tablets for several
weeks. One case n particular, which could
not reach with an inhaler or spray, and where
the catarrh caused daily headaches and no.
ttceable loss of hearing. was entirely cured
Dr. wainwright says: Il never hesitate to
prescribe StuaIt,s Catarrh Tablets for ca
tarrhal headaches and catarrhal deafness, pc
cause I know them to be perfectly safe 1or
child or adult. and have seen many remark
ular daily use: because they are
I'D gertised and sold in drug stores
is no reason why any gooa i physi .s.aa
should not use them, because We should seize
upon the meanG of cure wherever FOUND
STUART Catarrh Tablets are especially valu-
able Tor catarrhal colds in children. because
they are pleasant to the taste and may be
used freely to break UP severe coias ana Group
at the very beginning.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1902-03-31
The Watch Dog Muasled.
NEEDS OF THE P. o.
Postmaster Lovejoy Will Tell wash
ington Officials Of Them.

Postmaster Lovejoy has been summoned
to Washington for consultation with the
department regarding the needs Of the
Minneapolis Office. He will leave Thurs
day. 1t is probable that in addition to
the question of space in the remodeled
building the automobile matter will be
touched upon. The Minneapolis off1ce
has made great record in stamp and
card sales also in the money order depart
ment and undoubtedly the department will
have few bouquets for the genial head
of the Minneapolis office.
New Solicitations.
Orders were received this morning to
establish eight new substations July j.
The location of these will probably be
nearly as follows:
Station 22-Twenty ninth avenue and
Washington.
Station 23-sixth avenue and Humboldt.
Station plymouth avenue and Dupont.
Station N-Hennepin avenue and Fiji eenth
station 26-Hennepin avenue and .twantx
second.
Station 27-Eighth avenue and Eighteenth .
Station 28--Nic0llet and Oak Grove.
Station 29-Third avenue s and Twelfth.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1902-03-31
Washington Star.

t.
do you think there is any money in
lIterature?"
Loads of it," said the man with
genial air Of prosperity. II fact, can
personally testify that there is
ST didn't know YOU were writer -
I'm not I'm an architect. make
q specially OF designing library build
inss.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1902-03-31
NO NEED TO WORRY.

Professor Shore is very absent minded
His son rushed into his study one morn
ing and exclaimed
Just think. father! I've swallowed a
pin. What shall do?"
"Ah, well.' replied the big man, don t
worry about 1t. Here's another PIN
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1902-03-31
Douglas Gives Written Opinion.

Attorney General Douglas has furnished
Governor Van SAINT with written opinion
bearing out his ruling expressed recently. He
the fact OF his being out on parole does not
change his status, or given him right to
contract for himself This bears upon the
case OF the Younger brothers, and especially
mission to marry -
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1902-03-31
HIS NOVEL CLAIM.

A white haired man walked into the
ordinary office the other day and asked
for a pension certificate. What ground
for pension have you?' he was asked
N"Why, when the engagement began"
he said, II lost my head
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1902-03-31
Surprising Results.
A Simple Internal Remedy Makes
Remarkable Cures of Catarrh.

People who have used sprays, inhaleTs,
salVes ana washes for catarrh and have found
how useless and inconvenient they are. will
be agreeably surprised ct results following
the use of pleasant, internal remedy in tab
let form; druggists everywhere admit that
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1902-03-31
METEOROLOGICAL
FREDERICK A. THOMPSON,

FREDERICK A. THOMPSON, who
came to Minneapolis five years ago to reside
with his son, Leonard K Thompson, died
Friday evening Of heart failure. The funeral
took place at O'Clock Sunday afternoon,
from 3200 Portland avenue.
ETHAN A. TEDMAN, aged 70, died
Saturday at his home. 1900 Fourth street Sc,
of paralysis. Funeral notice later. He left
two sons. c. M. and H. s. Tedman. Mr..
Tedman had lived here for seventeen years.
GEORGE w. SCHWEND-The funeral
Of the late George w. Schwend was to-day at
3 o'clock from the Holy Rosary church. In
tsrment at St Mary's cemetery.
MISS JENNIE THORSEN - Funeral
from Thirteenth Avenue M. E. church yes
terday afternoon at 3 o'clock. Interment. at
Lakewood. 81
JOHN HAUGEN died Yesterday at 1016
Sixth street s. Funeral yesterday at p. N.
from $50 Jackson street NE.
KMnVK MT T0DN lid
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1902-03-31
Lectures at GU" Y. NJ. G. A.

The Y. NJ. c. A. OF the university has ar
ranged series Of four lectures upon the vital
subject, "After University, What? The first
lecture will be given Sunday afternoon at
the association building by Dean w. S. Pat
tee of the law department upon the subject,
Law" DR.. C. P. Berkey professor of min.
eralogy; DR.. G. D. Head. professor Of path
ology. and Dr. G. F. Swift, pastor Park Ave
nue. Congregational church, will talk on
Teaching" Medicine" and 1.-The Ministry
respectively.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1902-03-31
TOO LATE TO CLASSIFY


WANTED-A THOROUGHLY COMPETENT
woman to take charge Of stationery depart
ment Address $751; Journal
A COMPLEXION GROWS FAIRER DAILY
using Satin Skin Cream and Sa1in-Skin Pow
der. 2ec. Voegeli Bros ..-
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1902-03-31

DR.. L. c. Cooke, director of the gymnasium,
has arranged for gymnasium contest to be
held shortly when the members of his adj
vanced gymnasium classes will give exhibit
lions of parallel bars. pole and horse work.
Medals are to be awarded the successful can
ddates. -. Il.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1902-03-31

DR., A. o. Eliason, '96 lecturer on banking
in the political science department, will de-
liver lecture on Commercial Banking in
a New Community at Northwestern uni
yersity next week.