Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-11-15


The sweetest rose that blooms in sum
mer is not nearly so fragrant to hun
cry stomach as the caulitiower. tx
change.
"a doughnut. children" said the prac-
teal teacher of digestive economies, is
a round hole in the center Of compound
mixture Of dyspepsia. baltimore News.
"Oh what a tangled web we weave,
When first we practice to deceive"
But when we've had more practice, my,
How straight and fuently we lie.
philadelphia Press.
Harduppe-W What is your idea Of an
optimist?
Borrowell--A man who lends money
and expects TO get it back. Philadelphia
Record.
Cookie-Don't get the pork sausases
mt Browns, Mary; ge, them at Smith
sons. They do wrap them up in such
beautiful love tales, you can't think
Tit-Bits.
The magazine editors are persistent in
telling us that poetry is Il drug on the
market" And the most Of MS are too
healthy ever 70 have need of drugs
-hlll1Ld COustllullQn
Farmer See here, boyl What are you
doing mp that apple tree?
Kid-Can't yer see nOthin'? One of
yer apples fell off de tree an I'm tieing
it on agan.-Brooklyn Life.
(Which would you rather have-half
ton of coal. or a jug of corn liquor"
Now. Marse Tom, you knows very
we'll dat | amt rot no stove in my
house. Atlanta Constitution.
"Ah allus believe dat Grape on de doah
am unlucky," said Charcoal Eph, as he
helped himself to another drumstick
specially eff yo' am de subjeck oh de-
decoration Baltimore News.
AFTERMATH
Cheers of triumph rend the sky.
But ] cannot share 'em;
Six new hats | have to buy
Other chaps will wear 'em.
Cleveland Plaindealer.
A waiter, who had been an old marine.
watched rs long AS he could bear il
while his master tried 10 draw the stuf.
fling through the side of q bird. Further
aft, sir" he yentured, in an embarrassing
Whisper further aftr'-Youths Com
panion,
Servant-Oh miss! The grocer's young
man, man , shnekel me under the, chin and
Mistress Indignantly What iinpu-
dencel III go to the door myself next
time he calls.
Servant-oh, it'n be no use you going.
New York News.
rs she marricd!'
Partially"
What do you mean by that:'
she got a divorce and her husband
took an appeal One court saws she's
married and one says she isn't. New
York sun.
''Dey am some men in de worl'," said
Charcoal Eph. spearing the chicken ciz.
Zard with his fork, "dat'd rudder be
right dan be President; hut crgn. Mis-
tab Jackson, dey am or whole heap dat'd
ludder reverse dc proposition. BALI
more News.
Our magazines" complains the dis
satisfied person. show decided falling
off in the inyentiyeuess OF our writer's OF
fiction"
why" responds the hp-to-date read
or, you do not seem TO keep up with the
advertisements. Judge.
"rhink of the opportunities that girl
has presentation NJ court. European
travel, long residence in London, AND 4
wide acquaintance with the nobility"
n nd all for nothing
Yes. Poor thing! She is 10 marry an
American. after all. Life,
Mrs. Powers Hezckiah. if yoa were
10 live all your life over again. and il
came to the matter of choosing a wife
do YOU think you would choose me2
Mr., Powers enthusiastically There's nc
doubt about it. Maria. provided yoy
wanted me.-Richmond Dispatch.
Mammals Angel Nov. Willie" sait
the careful mother. Il don't want va,
10 associate with those Smith boys
they are so rough and rude" Not I.
me, Their amt. Why, | picked a tigh
an licked EN- rs soon as | struck d'
neighhorhood. Baltimore Herald.
Ycast--I can't think Of anything $,
pleasant for 4 man as 10 shut mp hi
store in the evening and go home to hi
wife.
Crimsonbeak- Unless it is for man I,
shut up his wife in the morning and =,
down 10 his sjore.-Nonkers Statesman
Small Boy-Give me n large hottie o
the worst medicine You've got in YOU
store.
Druggist What's the matte?
"Won, I've heen lets all alone viii
grandma. and she's sudden,y ne"n iA.i
sick and I'm going 10 gvt eN.F wis
hpr,'~-Life.
Little Boy What's an these wome.
here for?
Little Girl They've been upstairs t,
SEQ the baby.
Little Boy Babies is plenty nouch.
Little Girl-YcS; but this is a new one
on | expect they wants To see the hates
fashion.-New York News
Are they fond OF their New Yor}
homer
oh. awfully fond They spend thcir
winters in Florida, their springs in Lake
wood, their summers nj Newport aui
their autmns ut lemon. bnt they av,
simply devoted 10 their New Nogl