The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-09-25
WITH NORTHWESTERN PRESS

Rev. James Austin takes a position
in the fore front among those who
have manipulated some record beating
performances since the harvesting and
threshing season set in. Last WedneS-
day he had two threshing outfits and
binder operating on his home farm
near Hannah and still undertook to
find time to shed the lime light of joy
upon the souls Of a couple of matri
called upon his reverence to stop the
palpitation of their hearts on their
wedding day.-Langdon Courier.
This Is preaching the sort of saliva
ton that counts. A binder tying up
wheat and two - threshing outfits
knocking out the golden grains, then
finding time between meals to tie up
a couple of hearts and send them on
their way to replenish the earth.
Evidently the village council were
satisfied with the gasoline fire engine
brought UP here from st. Paul for
trial, for a purchase was made Mon
day and we may now consider our
selves safe from fire-and waterworks
for some time. The machine is good
one of it's kind and does the work for
which it is intended, very satisfactor-
ily.-Buffalo Journal.
"A raul eLSlIl0 VIII always SdNS
the Buffalos from fire and water
works at the same time" and run a
blind pig as bi-product on the side.
The Warren Register tells Of a doc
tor who has opened an office in that
thriving berg. He is an ophthalmolo-
gist. The name sounds dangerous,
but the Register kindly explains "that
this school teaches that so per cent of
all so-called diseases are not diseases
at all, but are functional arrangements
due wholly or in part to errors Of re-
fraction in the eyes, and that no medi-
cine is needed other than a correc-
ton of errors Of refraction, coupled
with proper rest, diet, etc., all natural,
rational propositions which prove
themselves in practice"
In other words 80 per cent of all our
diseases are only in our eye-as 1t
were.
The Albert Lea Times sensibly says
about corn raising in Minnesota and
how to go about it.: "Plowing is we'll
advanced and the ground has been in
excellent condition for turning. More
fall blowing will be done this year than
ever before, for the backwardness of
the corn has convinced many doubters
that it is safest to prepare the corn
ground and to cultivate it with more
care in order to push the crop to early
maturity in the fall"
This Is the way the Dodge Center
Record yells for news and specifies the
kind wanted, too:
1--WE sometimes get items of news
week or more old, or when they have
ceased to be news. Please inform us
as soon as possible after that young
ster arrives, or that friend dies, or
your son or daughter marries, or your
wife elopes, or your cow has twins, or
you break a leg or arm, or other news
that your friends would be glad to
hear Of"
And now the jackson Republican
tells this baldheaded truth about some
little hamlet up the river somewhere.
We only know enough about the place
to indorse the fact:
minneapolis will have public
bath house in the near future and the
good Lord knows it is needed"
The Winnebago Press has this good
word for one of our states great in
dustries: 1.-The Minnesota COW has
proven herself the farmers best friend
as a mortgage litter. During the last
ten years farm lands in our dairy COM
$40 per acre to $50 and SIS per acre.
Minnesota,s $4,000 dairy farmers with
their 100000 COWS are making Won
derful strides in all that goes to make
their calling remunerative, congenial
and influential"
The state dairy and food commission
has been taking samples Of sausage in
many Of the best meat markets Of
st. Paul, Minneapolis and Duluth, and
it is stated that in the analysis of
119 samples 40 showed the use of pre-
servatives. 1t is a serious matter for
city sausage eaters, for not only is the
preservative itself dangerous to health,
but its use makes possible the utiliza-
ton Of scraps of meat actually upon
the verge Of decay.-Faribault Demo-
crat.
Even the dogs are interested In this
serious phase Of the sausage case.
The Paramount Sentinel announces
that that neighborhood has at least
one aristocratic person. She may not
belong to the four hundred, but she
certainly believes in even numbers.
"a mother who lives near Fairmont
recently raked one Of the school
ma'ams severely for putting her Tom
my to studying common fractions
declaring that her boy was just as
good as anybody and she'd see to 1t
that he was given the very best of
fractions instead of the common stuff"