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The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1902-06-27
Division General Poor speIler.


When I was in the civil war;" said
General Grosvenor, II had a division
commander who was the finest look
ing man on a horse you ever saw. He
was good soldier, too, but he haG
some educational deficiencies. One day
he thought to drill his division. After
some maneuvering he got them lined
up in column of tours to start.
1.-THE proper command is Column,
forward The general didn't know
this, and he waved his sword in the
air and yelled Column Not a man
moved. The general had a voice you
could hear half mile. He stood up in
his stirrups and yelled again, Column
Still there was DO move. Then he
turned his horse and dashed back to
the soldiers.
What's the matter?' he shouted, so
loud that everybody on the parade
ground could hear him. Can't you I'M
derstand when give command? Col
umn. Column! I'll spell it for you.
you idiots-C-o-l-l-o-m!"
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1902-06-27
Eating Seals In ENGLAND.

The water baily of London brought a
''quick" seal to court, receiving 26
shillings s pence $500, and in the same
year the item ''for bringing a cele" 10
shillings occurs. Seals were eaten,
though they may have been kept as a
curiosity. One was presented to Crom-
we'll, Wolsey's successor in Henry's ia
vor, though it died before he could
have derived much pleasure from it.
Perhaps he ate it. At Henry Wis
wedding feast in 1887 one of the dish
es was ''seyle in fenyn, entirely served
richly" and very rich it must have
been. In CromwelPs accounts for 1887
William Warehouses; servant brings
porpoise, and porpojses we know are
eaten.-Good Words.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1902-06-27
HighfIOvn Language.

In the east the flow of language in
full The Burmese greeting Lord Cur
zon, viceroy of India, at the Royal
lakes, declared that 'his glory shines
respondent as the orb of day, his in
tellect is as farreaching as the light
ming. May he be as glorious as the
sun and moonv'
The Prince of Wales was eXtolled by
an oriental subject as great thief
under the impression that this was the
highest possible compliment. Another
monarch was named ''the protector of
all vegetables, regulator Of the seasons,
absolute master of the ebb and flow OF
the sea-"
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1902-06-27
lN8SM SzgNgMH NER
kW = : y


The amount Of cheap cheese made
and put on the market should not be
judged by the skim and part skim milk
cheeSeS. These latter are made for a
distinct purpose, and there is a wide
market for them, says E. S. Warren
ton in American Cultivator. Cheese.
makers use skim and part skim milk
with a full knowledge that the results
will be Of certain inferior character
and the cheese is SO marked when sent
to market. The makers are satisfied
if they get few cents u pound
But inferior cheese made from full
cream milk and spoiled in the curing.
keeping or some other way is direct
loss to the maker The trouble is some
thing that should be ayerted by follow
ing carefully rules that have been dis
covered through years of study and eX-
pertinent. There are of course many
reasons why. cheese does not come out
satisfactory when good full cream milk
is used. Off flavor of cheese of this
character is frequently due to lack of
acid in the cheese or to hot curing
rooms. In the trade such cheese has
such strong odor after being kept a
short time that it is marked down
heavily. The remedy is to see that the
temperature Of the curing rooms is bet
ter regulated and in preventing acidity.
This latter is generally due to hastiness
in making. When the cheese is made
every other day, too much starter is
used, and the attempt to hurry the
work causes the trouble.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1902-06-27
What Pays:

The cows on many farms would be
considered first class producers if each
cows product amounted 10 200 pounds
of butter per year, yet it is claimed by
some Of the best dairymen taat 200
pounds of butter per year from COW
does not pay. Those who aim to make
the most butter from their herds have
the standard up to 800 pounds per year,
and some fix the limit higher. Every
farmer can have the individual mem
bers Of his herd reach that amount By
breeding for better cows every year.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1902-06-27
Only One Clean Thing.

When Jones was at Oxford, he was a
most excellent fellow, and had only
one enemy-soap. He was called Dirty
Jones. One day the wag Brown went
into his rooms and demonstrating with
him on the untidy, slovenly and dirty
state of everything said:
upon my word Dirty, it's too bad
The only clean thing in your room is
the tOwelv'
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1902-06-27
Executive Ability

Little Clarence-pa. what is cXecu-
tive ability?
Mr.. Callipers-Executiye ability. my
son, is the capacity for making some
one else paddle your canoe for YOU
Judge.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1902-06-27
First Fruits.

Kindergartner-Chil this morn
ing l have a surprise for you. have
brought lovely big rubber plant for
us to have in our room. and every day
we Will water it and
Ora cie-Oh. Miss H. can | have the
first pair Of bbers?-Chlcago Trib-
mo
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1902-06-27
A GOOD ONE.
Convenient Barn Built by 6. l.. Stew
art of NeyburG, n. Y.

S. l.. Stewart of Newburg, n. Y,
ton or his new barn aud one exterior
and two interior views. which are here
with reproduced:
The dimensions of the barn, which is
a one story COW barn, are 50 feet wide,
120 feet long, 10 feet ceiling. The width
is divided about as follows: Walk be-
hind cows, 5 feet; drop, l foot inches;
platform for COW, feet S inches; man
ger, including the thickness of the con-
crete, 3 feet; drive between rows about
9 feet. The managers are made in four
sections. with sixteen COWS to Il sec
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1902-06-27
An Object Lesson.

An Object Lesson.
'Oh, mamma, here's a chestnut"
eyes, my dear Now name me two
other kinds Of nuts
Peanuts and forgetmenuts." Life.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-03-21
France Ahead.

Contrary to general belief the fast
est long distance train in the world is
in France and that country leads in
fast trains. The new train between
Paris and Calais makes 1S4h miles in
three hours, including a four minute
stop at Amiens and the reduction of
speed while going through Calais.
France has over fifty trains that make
fifty miles an hour, and more than half
of them exceed fifty-five miles an hour.
In the last two years a number of
trains at sixty miles an hour have
been put IN. The speed of the Paris
Calais train is sixty-one and a half
miles an hour or seven miles an hour
greater than the Empire State express,
the fastest train in this country. All
the fast trains in France are handled
by the four cylinder express engines
of the compound type.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-03-21
Grand Millinery OPENING.

AT Mrs. /. II. Shoemaker's millinery
parlors, 1v5 West Gold avenue, on Fri.
day n Saturday, botn afternoon and
evening, March 81 and %. at which
time she will display bonnets and
capotes for mesdames and misses. in
all the latest Partisan and American
makes and styles. She also has a
large assortment of children's hats and
bonnets. The public invited to attend.
Each guest will be presented with a
beautiful floral souveir.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-03-21
Xester day's Fire.

The fire which yesterday damaged
the boarding house of Mrs. |. r. Sheck-
les at 315 South Third street, started
from a defective f1ue in the dining
room. The loss of T. E. Allison, a
clerk in c. Mays shoe store, was the
heaviest among the boarders. His room
was just over the fire and he lost all
his personal effects. Water and smoke
damaged the goods of some of the
other boarders slightly.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-03-21
81 do not know that / ever met one

81 do not know that l ever met one
who impressed me more profoundly as
a teacher of oratory and elocution, or
illustrated more superbly in his own
gifts and attainments, the value of his
methods, than Byron w. King, of Pitts
burg. He is a scholar, author, actor,
teacher and incompatible orator COM
bined, a glorious combination meeting
in an accomplished and lovabie gentle
man." John Temple Graves. Atlanta.
Ca, January 20, 1894
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-03-21
lmnortant Departure.

The New Mexican has established
an important departure in its columns
a daily record of New Mexico
Deaths" 1t takes particular pains to
record all deaths, up and down the Rio
Grande valley for a great distance or
both sides of this city. as occurring at
Albuquerque. In any event, the new
departure is a fine" advertisement for
New Mexico as a health resort.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-03-21
ACKER'S
DYSPEPSIA TABLETS

cure, dyspepsia and all disorders aris-
ing from Indigestion. Endorsed by ply
siclans every where. Sold by all drug
gists. NO cure, no pay. 25 cents. Trial
package free by writing to w II. Hook
4 Co, Buffalo, N. Y. j.. II. O'Rielly
a. CO., and b. II. Briggs & Co.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-03-21
IVES, H FLORIST.
The W. L. DouoIass So and SO. so sho

We have just accepted the agency
for this famous shoe and are starting
out with a big line of them. They are
absolutely the best shoe for the money
ever offered in the United States and
we guarantee every pair of them.
SIMON STERN,
The Railroad Avenue Clothier.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-03-21
Notice of Removal.

c. A. Lampman has moved from No.
315 South Second street to No. 307
South First street, where he will be
found by all wishing WALL PAPER,
paints, oils, estimates on work, etc.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-03-21
The Orator Selected.

Judge Benjamin S. Baker has ac-
cepted the invitation of G. X. Warren
post, Grand Army, to deliver the Me-
mortal day address in this city. Ar
rangements for the meeting have not
been completed but it will probably be
held in the park.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-03-21

The most exciting basket ball game
of the season will come off at Colombo
hall tonight. The picked players OF
the city will play the best game that
the public have witnessed.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-03-21

We still have some big bargains in
winter underwear, suits, overcoats,
gloves and hosiery. Call and be shown.
Simon Stern, the Railroad avenue clo-
thier.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-03-21

Prof. Byron w. King, President
Kings School of Oratory, Pittsburg,
Pa. will be at Colombo hall, Wednes-
day evening, March 26. Prof. King is
at the top in his profession. He comes
to Albuquerque under the auspices of
the High School Athletic association.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-03-21

Your parcels and baggage delivered
by the Parcel Delivery to any part of
the city. Office 206 West Gold avenue.
Automatic phone No. 202.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-03-21

Everybody will receive a souvenir at
Mrs. Shoemaker's opening, on the aft
ernoons and evenings of Friday and
Saturday of this week.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-03-21

Try the New England's bakery-it is
first class in everything. Opposite the
postoffice. Anthony Xydias, proprie-
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-03-21
PLANT NOW.

Hardy two year lilacs, altheas, large
Powered clematls. climbing and stand
ard roses, wistaria, spireas. syringas,
bleeding heart, lilies, honeysuckles.
tuberoses. Boston ivy, caladiums and
madeira bulbs.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-03-21

We sell more shoes than all other
stores combined. You know the rea-
son. Leon B. Stern.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-03-21

Good music at the dance after the
basket ball game tonight. Don't miss
the event.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-03-21
Marconi's Latest.

You al reap a rich harvest OF
smiles from the dear little ones by
making a liberal purchase of those
beautiful Easter eggs. cards and novel
ties Of
S. E. NEWCOMER,
PIP West Railroad ave.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-03-21

I a load your wagon at once with
a mill and complete pumping outfit at
bottom prices. A. ID. Johnson.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-03-21

A full line of boys suits, hats, shoes,
pants, shirts, waists and underwear,
just received. simon Stern, the Rail
road avenue clothier.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-03-21

road avenue clothier.
Agricultural lands in Deming are un-
I surpassed for fertility, production of
fruits and vegetables Of all kinds.
Gentlemen: Order your spring suit
from the Nettleton Tailoring agency,
2,100 spring samples to select from.
Deming water is chemically pure
equal to Polan Springs.
o.
The Percales we sell at 5 cents per
yard are very scarce. Leon b. Stern.
Deming is the great mining center
of the southwert.
Remember that Butman is at 215
Railroad e Have you seen the
new pictures?
Deming has now a large ice plant
and electric light system under con
tract.
Mrs. l.. II. Shoemaker is making
elaborate preparations for her mil
linery opening.
NOVELTY FABRICS IN SUMMER
GOODS. DON'T MISS INSPECTING
OUR LINE.
ROSENWALD BROS.
STOVE REPAIRS.
Borradaile & Co.,
III Gold Ave.
The Omaha Bee says of Prof. Byron
w. King: The most eloquent of all
lecturers"
In Deming good safe loans a be
had al, better rates than in the old es'
tablished towns.
You will get a nice present at Mrs.
L. II. Shoemaker's opening, Friday and
| Saturday.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-03-21

Fine fresh eggs. 2 dozen. .35c
Ranch eggs, dozen. Csc
Sedgwick creamery butter. 2 lbs. Csc
Sour pickles. dozen .05c
Sweet pickles, dozen 10c
Fine cut kraut, quart. .15c
German Dill pickles, 2 for. .05c
Queen olives, pint Csc
Sweet and hot relish, pint. .......15c
American full cream cheese, h.. zoe
Brick and Limburg cheese, b.....2 zoe
Swiss cheese. Id. zoe
rltSH uSu, III ...... .
Dressed chickens, Id .............15c
SAN USE MARKET.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-03-21

Agricultural lands in Deming are un-
surpassed for fertility, production of
fruits and vegetables of all kinds.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-03-21

You will get a nice present at Mrs.
II. S~hoemaker's opening, Friday and
Saturday.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-03-21

Gentlemen: Order your spring suit
from the Nettleton Tailoring agency,
200 spring samples to select from.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-03-21

In Deming good safe loans can be
had al, better rates than in the old es-
tablished towns.
The free press. (Southern Pines, N.C.) 1898-19??, 1902-07-11
SAVES A WOMAN'S LIFE.

To have given up would have meant
death to Mrs. Lois Cragg, Of Dorchester,
Mass. For years she endured untold mis-
cry from severe lung trouble and obsti-
nate cough. Often. she writes. Il could
scarcely breathe and sometimes could not
speak. All doctors and remedies failed
till used DR.. Kings New Discovery for
Consumption and was completely cured"
Sufferers from Coughs, Colds. Throat and
Luag Trouble need this grand remedy. for
it never disappoints. Cure is guaranteed
by Johnsons Pharmacy. Price soc and 81.
Trial bottles free.
The free press. (Southern Pines, N.C.) 1898-19??, 1902-07-11
ANOTHER CITIZEN.

H. Brown, from Leesburg,
Florida, spent several days in
town this week, and was here
wishing to making this his per-
manent home and business
point. He was very much
pleased with Southern Pines
and there is no doubt that
he will be a citizen of our
town in the near future.
Mr.. Brown comes from a
good town in Florida, and is
therefore a good citizen, and
the FREE PRESS extends to him
a hearty welcome.
The free press. (Southern Pines, N.C.) 1898-19??, 1902-07-11
ACTS IMMEDIATELY.

Colds are sometimes more troublesome
in summer than in winter, it's so hard to
keep from adding to them while cooling off
after exercise. One Minute Cough Cure
cures at once Absolutely safe. Acts i'm
mediately. Sure cure for coughs, colds.
Group. throat and lung troubles. John
sons Pharmacy.
The free press. (Southern Pines, N.C.) 1898-19??, 1902-07-11

Bug Death, sold by S. S. Thomas,
is said to be of great benefit to plant
life and sure death to all insects. Buy
it of Mr.. Thomas, Southern Pines, or
B. J. Mc1ver, at Carthage. An ex-
cellent investment.
The free press. (Southern Pines, N.C.) 1898-19??, 1902-07-11
COTTON GROWER TALKS

dl!u d tIdQe VeuGeI Nv edCuld!U
Received Favorably.
Correspondence Wadesboro Courier.
Mr.. EDIT oR-The article publish
ed in your paper entitled s'The
Farmers Town." and communica
tons relative thereto, have great
ly interested me.
AS farmer of this county l am
very much in favor of any and all
enterprises tending to develop and
increase it's resources and promote
prosperity. The farmer, above all
else, should encourage the town
builder, for in so doing he helps to
make a home market for his pro-
ducts and also a convenient trade
center where he can pur-
chase his supplies to greater advar-
tage in both time and money.
Here also he finds profitable in
vestment for his surplus funds
within his immediate care and at
tention.
The country is the bac kbone of
the town, and the growth of the
town is dependent upon the agri-
cultural resource of the surround
ing territory. The farm builds the
town, which in turn, supports the
farmer, and the greatest reciprocal
relations should exist between
them.
Then the com bination idea is a
good one; the greatest need Of the
farmer is combination. Popular
opinion would have us fight the
corporations and com binations and
trusts; that is all right for the idle
takers, but the farmer can wear
himself all out fighting them, do
ing them no harm and gaining
nothing for his own personal in
terests, wasting his time and ener
gy for naught.
Farmers should combine for their
own interests and welfare, and so
combined they would posses the
greatest strength, for they could |
control the worlds food supply.
Here in this county and at Peach
land is the favorable opportunity
let the farmers accept the propo
sition of the promoters, combining
with the cotton manufacturer and
cooperating with him in capital
and product. place their cotton in
factory from field, thereby saving
the profits of the middlemen, and
the expense Of intermediate hand
ling, which must result in great
mutual advantage.
COTTON GROVER.
White Store, June 9TH.
The free press. (Southern Pines, N.C.) 1898-19??, 1902-07-11

Some fine tomatoes pota-
tos, cucumbers and radishes
we're donated to the editor
last Sunday by DR.. Mente.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1902-02-20
Mrs. Davis Refuses 500, 900 for Her Old
Home, But Mississippi Can
Get it for SIC, DOC.

Birmingham, Ala, Feb. 12.-There
was general reception at the Morris
hotel in this city this morning in honor
Of Mrs. Jefferson Davis, who arrived
last evening. She is on her way to
Jackson, Miss, where she will appear
before the legislature to urge the pur-
chase by the state of Mississippi OF
"Beauvoir," the old Davis mansion.
Hundreds of persons attended the re-
ception this morning and had the priv
ilege of being greeted by Mrs. Davis.
She was presented with badges by the
local camps of Confederate eieranf
and was the recipient of many beauti-
full flowers from the Daughters of the
Confederacy. Mrs. Davis left on q
special train at 1890 o'clock.
1t was learned today that Mrs. Davis
had been offered in the north 800, OO(
for "Beauvoir, but refused to sell
She offers the place to Mississippi fol
$40, 900, provided the state will estab
lish and maintain there home fol
Confederate soldiers.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1902-02-20
Maria Halpin Dead.

New York, Feb. 9.-Maria Halpin,
who figured in the first Cleveland cam
paign, died in her home in New Roch-
ellie, where she has been living quietly
for several years as the wife of Wallace
Hunt. who keeps a hardware store.
The cause of her death was pneumo-
MIA.
Mrs. Hunt was go years old. She
was O woman of refined and attractive
appearance. Since her name was
drawn into the Cleveland campaign she
had lead life of retirement. She de-
MED to her dying day that the stories
concerning her and Mr.. Cleveland were
true, saying that she had been maligned
Her maiden name was Hoverton, and
she was born in New York city. She
was the daughter of Robert and Maria
Hoverton. After the death of her first
husband Mrs. Hunt went to New
Rochelle and was a housekeeper and
governess in several of the wealthy
families there. She had lived there
for about thirty years. Her son, now
30 years old, who has been absent from
New Rochelle since boyhood, returned
in time to be at his mothers deathbed.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1902-02-20
Topographic Maps OfisOuthsrn States.

The progress of the Topographic map
ping of the states of Alabama. Geor-
gia and Tennessee by the United
States Geological survey is represent
ed by SO sheets or quadrangles. Each
sheet contains a quarter of square
degree, or about 1000 square miles.
The section in general covered by the
maps is that included in Eastern Ten
nessee, and Northern Alabama and
Georgia. They are drawn on scale
large enough to show oil the towns and
settlements, rivers and smaller streams
and all highways and railroads. In
addition to these features, they indi-
cate the topography or relief of the
country by the use of contour lines,
which show the shape of the valley 6
and the slopes and altitude of the
mountain ranges. Each sheet il
named from some we'll known place OF
feature appearing upon it. Recent is
sues Of these maps are the DahlonegG
and Marietta sheet in Northern anG
Western Georgia and Roam Mountain
Loudon, Morristown and Bricevillt
sheets in Eastern Tennessee. Othel
recent sheets are the Chattanooga ant
Cleveland sheet of the country abou
Chattanooga in Southern Tennessee
and the Stevenson sheet in Northern
Alabama adjacent to them. The map
may be had at the usual government
rate, five cents each, on application t,
the direetor of the U. s. Geological
Survey, Washington.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1902-02-20
Thousands Sent Into Exile.

Every year large number of poor
sufferers whose lungs are sore and
racked with coughs are urged to go to
another climate. But this is costly
and not always sure. Don't be in an
exile when DIR. Kings New Discovery
for Consumption will cure you at home.
It's the most infallible medicine for
coughs, colds and all throat and lung
diseases ON earth. The first dose
brings relief. Astounding cures re-
suit from persistent use. Trial bottles
free at City Drug Store. Price SOC and
$1.0 90. Every bottle guaranteed.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1902-02-20
A Texas Marriage Notice.

Married, at the residence of the
brides father, on the northwest corner
Of Askin and Windham streets, facing
Lawnview Park, being the only three
story pressed brick house in the block,
James T. Spooner, jr., eldest and only
son Of DR.. James T. Spooner, discov-
erer and sole owner Of Spooner's Cough
Killer, price 25 cents per bottle--for
sale by all druggists-to Cordella
Frances, youngest and only daughter
Of J. Mortimer Brown, esq.,, who glories
in the best law practice in these parts.
-Cleburne (Texas) Review.