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The new enterprise. (Madison, Fla.) 1901-1908, 1902-04-24
onha.. Flrnt prerLdenl.

Although II has beon stated that the On.
ans are Incapable Of governing Themselves
,et they have selected their first president
Eho is great favortte with the people. A
ayorite medicine with the American people
4 Hostetters Stomach Bitters, because II Is
M ideal remedy for headache, indigestion
dyspepsia, constipation and biiiousness. N
4 also ON excellent medicine for spring fever
4 grippe and malaria. Don't fail to try IL
Id BE- sure 10 get the genuine.
The new enterprise. (Madison, Fla.) 1901-1908, 1902-04-24
ExnIained.

''There, IL a very intimate nervous
connection between the brain and the
stomach said the scientific man.
THAT explains It," answered the
humble person who is willing to learn.
t'WhatY M H
"The reason why nearly every big
political alliance or financial deal has
to be discussed at a banquetr-.Wash.
ington Star. q
The new enterprise. (Madison, Fla.) 1901-1908, 1902-04-24

"Why do you put so many Latin
quotations in your speechesT' asked
the friend. "I'm sure most Of us don't
understand them"
THAT'S just the point. Misery loves
company. want to be sure there is
some one besides myself who doesn't
know precisely what am talking
about."-Washington Star 8
The new enterprise. (Madison, Fla.) 1901-1908, 1902-04-24

u wonder why fat men are so sell
dom stingy7"
Because, by nature, they run large.
ly to walst."-New York World.
The new enterprise. (Madison, Fla.) 1901-1908, 1902-04-24

Uncle Bob-"Say, does the baby al.
ways boiler like that till he gets what
he wants.?
Papa-"Yes, and then he generally
boilers for something else. "-Bgooklyn
Life.
The new enterprise. (Madison, Fla.) 1901-1908, 1902-04-24
Tho ForEetiui Man,

Il once started to take lessons in
memory training"
What made you give It upT"
Couldn't remember to attend the
lessons. Washington Star
The new enterprise. (Madison, Fla.) 1901-1908, 1902-04-24
New Jersey skin Trouble,

ban't resist Tetterine. "Ihave been troubled
Itth Eczema four years. Tetterine has done
Be SO much good that l gladly recommend
!. Send another box. w. Q. Fuller, Semi
bail from J. T. Shuptrine, Savannah, Ga. II
|our druggist don't keepit.
The new enterprise. (Madison, Fla.) 1901-1908, 1902-04-24
HRrILent RnaaIan nriIIet.

viii you be short of hay2 II 30, plant n
plenty OF this prodigally prolific millet. g. to
tons OF rich hay per acre. Price, so lbs,
$780, 100 lbs, $500; low frelghts. John A.
Salzer Seed Co., La Crosse, Wis. A
The new enterprise. (Madison, Fla.) 1901-1908, 1902-04-24
Like and Unlike,

~Aey say, from rising of the sun
Until they light the lamps,
= woman's work is never done
But neither is tramp's.
Catholic Standard and Times.
The new enterprise. (Madison, Fla.) 1901-1908, 1902-04-24

The Mackenzie River is $500 miles in
length, and drains an area equal to one.
half of the United States.
The new enterprise. (Madison, Fla.) 1901-1908, 1902-04-24

John" said the practical little wife
to the poet, couldn't you manage to
dash off enough love songs between
now and breakfast to get us a couple
of sacks OF hourT
And then he glared at her, and said
he wasn't hungry, and didn't like
-four, anyhow.--Atlanta Constitution.
The new enterprise. (Madison, Fla.) 1901-1908, 1902-04-24

But dear, my salary is as good as
the average young mans"
i know; but it isn't the kind father
used to make. New York World,
The new enterprise. (Madison, Fla.) 1901-1908, 1902-04-24

FITsp ermanent!yc No fits or nervous.
ness after first day use Of Dr. Kline's Great
NerveRestorer. $2trlal bottle and treatiseRras
DR.. R. H, KLINE, Ltd, 93l Arch st., Phila.. Pa,
The new enterprise. (Madison, Fla.) 1901-1908, 1902-04-24

Boston, one Of the richest cities in the
|Ountry, has a municipal debt of 10000.
The new enterprise. (Madison, Fla.) 1901-1908, 1902-04-24

The fly agaric, a sort of fungus, ia no
|alled because stepped in milk it is used to
In Aies.
The new enterprise. (Madison, Fla.) 1901-1908, 1902-04-24

Piso's Cure Is the best medicine we ever used
for all affections Of throat and lungs.-wM.
y. ENDsLEY, Vanburen, Ind. Feb. 10, 1900.
The new enterprise. (Madison, Fla.) 1901-1908, 1902-04-24

The baker WAC mixes his dough properly
has a soft thing of it.
The new enterprise. (Madison, Fla.) 1901-1908, 1902-04-24

A London physician advises a quiet sea
voyage for insomnia.
The new enterprise. (Madison, Fla.) 1901-1908, 1902-04-24

One million miles is the length Of an
American locomotives life.
The new enterprise. (Madison, Fla.) 1901-1908, 1902-04-24

PUTNAM FADELEss DYES are fast TO sum
light, washing and rubbing. Sold by all
druggists.
The new enterprise. (Madison, Fla.) 1901-1908, 1902-04-24

a man may be too poor to hire a lawyer
and at the same time can afford 10 Keen
his own counsel. F
The new enterprise. (Madison, Fla.) 1901-1908, 1902-04-24
Beet For the Bowels.

It's funny how many men there are try.
ing 70 get rid Of good thing"
The new enterprise. (Madison, Fla.) 1901-1908, 1902-04-24

Tyner's Dyspepsia Remedy Cures Irregu-
" Heart Action. At Druggists, so cents.
The new enterprise. (Madison, Fla.) 1901-1908, 1902-04-24
A osep IMPRESSION

TO THOSE ~ SErruSE's REALM.
M LooRs A WISE AND JOLLY FOUNDER
20 US WHO LIVE ON HoTBEn EARTH
New York Life.
The new enterprise. (Madison, Fla.) 1901-1908, 1902-04-24

Three million packages OF Putnam Fade.
less Dyes are put up every year. To do this
necessitates the handling Of one hundred
thousand pounds Of dye stuff.
The packages are filled by dipping the dive
stun up with large wooden spoon and plac-
ing IN an envelope. Five car loads OF dve
stun handled with a wooden spoonl This Is
accomplished every year by the dozens of
young ladies' employed blythe Putnam Fade
less Dye Co., Unionville, Mo.
The population of tba ph0;no;u.. Z.
The new enterprise. (Madison, Fla.) 1901-1908, 1902-04-24

South African diamond mines yield over
$40 100000 annually.
The new enterprise. (Madison, Fla.) 1901-1908, 1902-04-24

The jailer should not be known by the
|ompany he keeps.
The new enterprise. (Madison, Fla.) 1901-1908, 1902-04-24
Tired Out

"I was very poorly and could
hardly get about the house. | was
tired out all the time. Then tried
Ayers Sarsaparilla, and il only
took two bottles 10 make me feel
perfectly we'll. Mrs. N, S. Swim
ney, Princeton, Mo.
The new enterprise. (Madison, Fla.) 1901-1908, 1902-04-24

The population of the Philippines is
The new enterprise. (Madison, Fla.) 1901-1908, 1902-04-24

Tired when you 90 to
bed, tired when you get
up, tired all the time.
Why? Your blood is inn
pure, that's the reason. |
You are living on the
border line Of nerve ex-
hauStion. Take Ayers
Sarsaparilla and be
quickly cured. s ni'S staa SSs.I;. |
Ask your doctor what he thinks OF Ayers
6arshpaIilla. He knows all abouttlis grand u
old family madeline. Follow his advice and !
We will be sstisneds
J, q Arm Co.. Lowell, Mass.
The Baltimore County union. [volume] (Towsontown, Md.) 1865-1909, 1902-07-12
THE NEW GIRLS.

grow old and my hair grows gray,
The wrinkles keep coming in, day by day;
grow gray and grow old,
And the years they mark me with wrinkle and
fold.
The seasons come and the seasons go,
With the turn of the sun and the chill of the
snow;
The years slip away and the back grows bent,
And friends to the World of Friends are sent,
And life grows griZzled. But. thank the Lord
Abundant in mercieS is spread His board =
Whatever may fail as the years run through,
The crop of the girls is always new.
Every day of every year
That crop is certain and sure to appear.
The world never gets to such pass
That some Of them aren't coming in to grass
And there's nothing sweeter, I'll give my guess,
Than girl just into her first long dress
With her pigtailE turned into dOne-up hair
And the blushing smile that she has to wear
When her first real man takes of his hat
what's in the garden to match with that
Be glad, o World that whatever you do,
The crop of the girls is always newl
Nina, Bettina, Sally and Fan,
Barbara, Jenny, Bertha and Ann,
Nancy, Harriet, Millicent, Prue,
Clara, Alice, Margaret, Lou,
ElinOr, Mary, Ruth and Sue
All the old names of my days of dew;
And just as pretty and sweet and fair
As in the days when used to be there
No mot exactly mot quite mot quite =
My lot could beat them clear out of sight
But there's nothing to grumble at, though, for
you
While the crop of girls is always newI
n. C. Bunner.
The Baltimore County union. [volume] (Towsontown, Md.) 1865-1909, 1902-07-12
AS TO OvERwORK.

Work." said Mr.. Bifleton, "just
good, plain, solid, hard work, never
killed anybody, but overwork may.
1t may be set down as general prop
osition that work done in overtime is
overwork. And is certain that this
kind Of work doesn't pay. There
may be some little temporary profit
from it at the outset, but in the long
run there is not only no profit in it,
but it may result in a great loss.
II suppose that most men think
there will be an exception in their
case; that they can stand it, anyhow,
but the time is sure to come when
they will discover that the earth keeps
right on turning just the same that
the natural laws are not suspended on
their account that, in fact, there is
no exception in their case, and that if
they crowd themselves too hard they
must pay the penalty.
"There are, of course, situations in
which we expect to turn loose and
work without regard to time, but
every man knows when such occa-
sions arise. A man doesn't want to
stint his time, either. 1t won't do
him any hurt to begin a minute or
two before the whistle blows, and
when he works he ought to plug into
it for all he knows how, as he will, if
he is anybody. But when he has put
in good stout days work he ought
to stop. 1t won't pay him to work
overtime. A fresh and vigorous man
can do more work in eight hours than
a tired man can do in twelve. And
he has this further tremendous ad-
vantage that he keeps his edge, while
the tired man is all the time becom-
ing more tired, and is drawn out thin
ner and thinner until he peters out.
In this condition the tired-out man
may be useful as an object lesson, he
may even be of some service as mis-
sionary, but he will not be of very
much use to himself"
The Baltimore County union. [volume] (Towsontown, Md.) 1865-1909, 1902-07-12
GEORGES PAWS pRECAUT1oN.

guess my paws discouraged, from the way he
talks to nav;
He says that woman's preachin' and she's prac-
ticin' at law;
women gather in conventions, " he complained
the other day,
'And it seems there's no place hardly where they
don't crowd men away;
They're stenographing, you'll find 'em at the
windows in the banks
The boys are getting ousted and the girls fill up
the ranks;
They're runnin' elevators, and the next thing, 1
suppose,
They'll be on the locomotive, firtin' gayy as she
goes.
"The girls are wearin' collars like the ones the
fellows wear,
And their coats are cut like mems are, next
they'll shorten up their hair:
see that now they're goin' to wear panamas,"
"And they play the games the men play-it
beats all ever saw
The girls must have their high balls and they're
smoking cigarettes,
All the habits that the men have woman hurries
up and gets;
When she rides hores she straddles, suppose
next thing we know
Smell discover some concoction that'l make 'er
whiskers grow"
Nav had a dandy raglan when the raglans were
Her collars made like paws is and it seems that
all the while
She keeps goin' to some meetin' where she makes
speech or two
And gets wrote up in the papers-all that paw
does she can do =
She's takin' fencin' lessons and she's got paws
cane and tied
A fancy ribbon to it and she holds it at her side,
Up end down, when she's out walkin'-so, at
last, it's got to be
That paw locks his Sunday trousers in the trunk
and takes the key.
The Baltimore County union. [volume] (Towsontown, Md.) 1865-1909, 1902-07-12
MAN A RATHER POOR LOT.

Man is vain sort of an animal at
all times, " observed thoughtful cit
izen, ''and in his process of naming
and classifying things around him he
has attempted to leave reminders of
himself in every possible place, and
he has generally succeeded, for ones
eyes may not escape falling on some
thing named after some of his attri-
butes. But when we come to think
OF it, when we come to look nature
squarely in the face, man is not the
only thing in the land which can Law
claim to highly developed senses.
Take the human eye. Unques-
tionably the little bundle of nerves in
the eye, which make INSTALLATION
possible and which present the mind
with Photographic refnements which
no art has yet equaled, is one of the
phycio1ogioa1 1a1arus1e- a@d -opeae- tsp-
an endless field for speculation in the
realm of psychology, that unsolved
riddle of science in whose presence
even the giants have covered and
skulked in hopeless ignorance. Yet
this eue discerning with so much del
1cacy when the Pi~t---A is no farther
than the wall of ones room-Inls-ve
with its circumscribed limits would
be looked upon with dignified scorn
by yon soaring eagle if he only knew
how much farther he could see than
a human being.
Take the human ear. We may
not hear so we'll as the rats and mice
that burrow under the palaces in
which we live or the squirrel that
capers yonder in the forest and count
less other things one might mention.
We may differentiate with greater
accuracy and trace refnements IN
sound which those lower creatures
may trace, but when it comes to the
matter of catching the sound at long
range their ears seem to have been
more perfectly constructed.
1t is conceded that no human
voice has ever been heard which could
equal in sweetness of tone the lays
which one may hear in the orchard.
No human being ever sang more
sweetly than Patti, but she never
sang SO sweetly as the meadow lark
when he pours his gurgling love song
out on the summer air or the oTiole
when he shades his silvered octave
from the bending bough.
"What device for measuring water
pressure has man invented which will
compare with the nerves which string
the sides of the fish? 1t is a sense
which is not represented in the human
category. Man must resort to artif-
cialities in order to learn the air pres
sure and the degree of heat or cold.
But it is different with the fish, for
he can always tell just what the water
pressure is, and he knows how much
he can stand, and he acts accordingly.
"Take the olfactory nerves. Man
is all right when it comes to attaF-sf
roses, violet perfumeries and this and
that sort, but you may pick out the
measliest old hound in the swamps of
Mississippi, and if he knew how much
superior his sense of smell is to mans
well, he wouldn't want to be caught
in mans company.
"No, l am not running my own
creed down. 1 am just relating
few things which ought to make us
all natural lovers of the many deserv-
ing beauties that we wot not in these
hurrying times, and among them may
be counted the things mentioned.
Prove it? Prove nothing. I ann
just telling you. Mew Orleans
Times Democrat.
The Baltimore County union. [volume] (Towsontown, Md.) 1865-1909, 1902-07-12

tion on their calling is past finding
out. Have the young men who are
seeking their fortunes in cities no
ambition that their children shall be
well-bred and healthy? With the
fact in mind that good men with
sound bodies and sound business hab-
its are not bred amid the corrupting
influences of the city, are they ego
tistic enough to believe they will find
a way to do it? Or do they not care
for the future of their progeny so they
themselves can futter for a brief Pc
riod in the glare of the city, like a
moth around candle, to be swallow
ed up and lost?
The richest man I was ever per-
sonally acquainted with left the farm
in very young years, and by hard
work and good luck secured a large
fortune. But he was a failure for all
that, and died in mid-1ife, heart-bro-
ken, without worthy child to honor
his name; while his farmer brothers
with far less means have been free of
the harassing care that cut off the
days of their rich city brother. That
man is not success who can pile ,4r
money, but can not raise his own
children to honest worth. Character
is above wealth.
sill fares the land, to fastening ills a prey
Where wealth accumulates, and men decay"
once knew large family of men,
all of whom, except one, engaged in
professions. The farmer was the only
one who lived to ripe old age and
left good sons to perpetuate his name.
So instances of this sort might be
multiplied without limit.
If men would apply the same ener-
gy and thought to agriculture that
they do to other pursuits they would
not be poor on the farms. Old farm
ers all say if farmers would live and
do as they used to do they could make
money now as they did then. This
may be overdrawn, for the cost of
labor so far exceeds the time rates
that it cripples beginners. Any way,
we can not live in one age and prac-
tice the habits of another. We have
to keep along with the rest or get left.
But if family pulls together and
makes mechanical contrivances take
the place of men, they can yet wrest
a comfortable living from the soil.
The man who can not succeed in
farming will be apt to prove failure
in any other calling.
Many men fail because they do not
take their wives into consultation
about their affairs. A good wife will
rise to any emergency, make any
sacrifice and undergo any hardship
for the sake of pulling the family
through to honest competency. Farm
ers' widows have often succeeded in
paying debts that their husbands
were not likely to be able to do. Try
her. Trust her. You do not know
what she is capable of while she is
kept in ignorance of the real state of
family affairs. Ignorance may be
bliss, but it is not prosperity. Mat
rimony doesn't mean that the pair is
one and that one the man. God
created them male and female, and
blessed them, and to the pair he gave
dominion overeverything that moveth
upon the earth. Man has often lost
by usurping authority that was given
to them and not to him.-Mary Sid
ney, IN Farm Journal for June.
The Baltimore County union. [volume] (Towsontown, Md.) 1865-1909, 1902-07-12
BRAINS AND BRAwN.

Many farmers, ambitious to Sue
ceed, sacrifice their best years in hard
physical labor, rising early and work
ing late, and then wonder why they
do not "get ahead" They seem to
think that farming is matter of hard
work only. They should not forget
that ideas form the basis of all enter
prises and that a plan must first be
conceived and we'll considered before
it can be put into execution. A man
who is physically exhausted can not
think we'll. A certain amount of
open-air exercise stimulates the ;nag-
ination and aids clear, sane thought.
but every human body, like ma
chine, has its limits for endurance,
and when its allotted amount of ener-
gy has been expended in severe bodi-
ly toll there is nothing left to think
with. The body cries out for rest,
and thus it goes day by day until the
man becomes a strong working ami
NAL, indeed, but with lessened ca
pacity for planning and managing
that work which will be most profit
able.
If you could hire man to work
month for $40, but do the work your
self instead, you earn the $50 to be
sure, but you may have drawn on
your capacity to manage your affairs
to an extent that you little realize.
A Texas farmer fell sick through
overwork and hired temporary help.
When he began to recover he felt
under obligations to his helpers and
did not at once discharge them. He
began to read and plan and consult
the markets, and soon saw that his
business was improving as well as
his health. Within a year he had
made more money than he had ever
done in the same time by his own un-
aided efforts. This is the experience
of every one who breaks away from
the old drudgery and begins to give
his brains chance in the business as
we'll as his hands. A good farm
paper presents in concentrated form
the latest and best things an intelli-
gent farmer needs to know. Don't
get so busy you can not find time to
read carefully on subjects relating to
your special work. Rural WotM.
The Baltimore County union. [volume] (Towsontown, Md.) 1865-1909, 1902-07-12
RENovATING MEMS CLOTHES.

Mems clothes are benefited as much
by careful attention as women's and
show the effect of neglect very quick
ly. To prevent the coats from wrink-
ling, get few hangers such as dry
goods dealers use to hang them on,
and you will find them much better
than hooks or nails. This is an econ-
omy in closet room also, for they can
be placed very close together.
The cloth of which mems suits are
made get dusty easily, and needs fire.
quent brushing. Provide yourself
with a small cane or whip, and beat
them thoroughly, and after this is
done, lay the garments out smoothly
upon table and brush them. You
will need a hard bristle brush for
overcoats and garments that are spot
ted with mud, but soft brush is bet
ter for ordinary use. Be careful not
to hit the buttons, for that wears the
edges and loosens them. The gar
ments should be perfectly dry before
you begin brush the collar first, then
keep brushing toward the bottom.
A good cleansing fluid for coat COL
lars and spots on clothing is almost
indispensable. Obtain soap bark from
a druggist, put handful in a vessel,
and pour over it in a pint of boiling
water. Let it stand two hours, then
strain and add a tablespoonful of
powdered borax, which dissolve
quickly, and it is ready for use.
Sponge the soiled places with this
until clean; then with clear water.
Cover with cloth that will leave no
lint and press dry. When you have
finished, you will find that the spots
have entirely disappeared. A little
borax dissolved in strong suds made
of good soap and warm water will
cleanse woolen goods nicely.
If the elbows Of the sleeves and the
knees of the pants are stretched out
of shape, lay damp cloth on them
and fold them up an hour or two,
then lay them on the ironing board,
smooth with the palm of the hand
and pull gently in every direction
until they lie fiat. Cover with cloth
and press with hot iron until dry.
Sponging and pressing the back of
cloth coats will remove the shiny ap-
pearance they often acquire after
wearing awhile. If black cloth be-
comes rusty, dilute ink with an equal
quantity of water and sponge the gar
ment with it. When the shoulders
Of the coats are quite gray, use ink
without diluting it, rub it in we'll and
press Uiok'S Magazine.
The Baltimore County union. [volume] (Towsontown, Md.) 1865-1909, 1902-07-12

For MANY years Judge lockwood
Hoar, brother of Senator Hoar, and
Gen. T. F. Butler were bitter politi-
cal enemies, according to the New
York Ti6nne. In the political fights
the Judge had little the worst of it.
When Butler died a friend of the
Judge, who knew his faculty for sar-
castle comment, asked him if he in
tended going to the funeral. "No,"
said Judge Hoar, grimly mot going,
but approve of it,
The Baltimore County union. [volume] (Towsontown, Md.) 1865-1909, 1902-07-12

A SCHOOL. teacher recently receiv-
ed the following note: "Please ex-
cuse James from school, as his grand
mother is dead. I shall see that it
doesn't happen again.
The Baltimore County union. [volume] (Towsontown, Md.) 1865-1909, 1902-07-12

THE LITTLE boy was on his knees
in his night dress saying his prayers,
and his little sister collldn' t resist the
temptation to tickle the soles of his
feet. He stood it as long as he could,
and then said:
Please, God, excuse me while l
knock the stufin' out of Nellie.
The Baltimore County union. [volume] (Towsontown, Md.) 1865-1909, 1902-07-12

THE MAN whose words carry the
most weight is naturally the man who
weighs his words.
The Baltimore County union. [volume] (Towsontown, Md.) 1865-1909, 1902-07-12

THE BOY walked boldly up to his
employers desk. Boss" he said,
twirling his cap, "me grandmother
amt dead, an 1 want the afternoon
to go to de baseball game" The en-
ployer was so amazed that he gave the
boy ticket to the grandstand and
dime for peanuts. Thus is another
traditional Jest shattered.
The Baltimore County union. [volume] (Towsontown, Md.) 1865-1909, 1902-07-12

JUsr1cE-"Haven't I seen you
twice under the influence of liquor :"
Prisoner-"If you were in that condl-
ton, your Honor, you probably did,"
The Baltimore County union. [volume] (Towsontown, Md.) 1865-1909, 1902-07-12

BY JULIAN RALPH, IN 1.-THE COSMOPOLITAN FOR
JUNE.