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The Honolulu republican. [volume] (Honolulu, T.H.) 1900-1902, 1902-01-08
NATIONAL GUARD DoINGs.
Co. &c" Elects officers and Co. a.
Has Good Drill.

Practical work was resumed by the
Nationsl Guard last night at the Drill
Shed. Company 4 had a long drill
and there was a good attendance. 1t
was the first Company drill since the
National Guard adjourned for the
Christmas holidays. and the boys
turned out in full force.
The annual business meeting of
Co A will be held on Friday evening
next
While Co. - was busy marching
and countermarching around the Drill
Shed. Co &c" was electing officers.
Regimental Adjutant Schaefer pre-
sided over the elections which result
ed as follows: Captain. Gus Rose:
first lieutenant. S. X. Kamaiopili:
second lieutenant. Daniel Kekulike.
The Honolulu republican. [volume] (Honolulu, T.H.) 1900-1902, 1902-01-08

The Kamshameha Alumni Ass0cia-
ton Is busy making preparations for
q concert which vii Be given az the
Opera House on January Is for the
benefit OF the LeDer Settlement
Part OF the money viii also 20 70 sda-
cate Hawaiian boys and girls Al Ka-
waiahao Seminary OF the kameha-
mehz schools.
The Honolulu republican. [volume] (Honolulu, T.H.) 1900-1902, 1902-01-08
Another msrdi crss salt.

The trustees OF the Ho1oluIu Eye
and Ear Infrmary intend giving q
charity bali az the eud OF February.
The details OF the ball. which IS q
b on the same lines as the Mardi
GTss baIl q last year wiIl BE- zrTsng-
Cd - z meeting Of prominent soeis5y
ladies CT this city. which Eill sOou be
held
The Honolulu republican. [volume] (Honolulu, T.H.) 1900-1902, 1902-01-08
OFFICE
Claus SpreckelS ( Co.
Bankers
HONOLULU. HIT
San Francisco Agents - The Nevada
National Bank of San Francisco.
DRAM EXCHANGE On

DRAW EXCHANGE on
SAN FRANCISCO-The Nevada Ma
tional Bank of San Francisco.
LONDON-The Union Bank of Lon
don, Ltd.
NEW YORK-American Exchange
National Bank.
CHICAGO - Merchants National
Bank
PARIS-Credit Lyonnais.
BERLIN-Dresden Bank.
HONGKONG AND YOKOHAMA
The HOngkong and Shanghai Banking
Corporation.
NEW ZEALAND AND AUSTRIA
LIA-Bank of New Zealand
VICTORIA AND VANCOUVER
Bank of British North America.
The Honolulu republican. [volume] (Honolulu, T.H.) 1900-1902, 1902-01-08
Re,renchment the Word.

High Sheriff Brown has received
notification from Attorney General
Dole that the strictesr economy must
be exercised in the management o,
the police department owing 10 the
lack OF funds
The Honolulu republican. [volume] (Honolulu, T.H.) 1900-1902, 1902-01-08

prsme Court Of Massachusetts. The
ofHces Of TIE ns~ Iaw firm are in the
Mssoou building on Merchant street.
near Al2kez-
The Honolulu republican. [volume] (Honolulu, T.H.) 1900-1902, 1902-01-08
FALSE ALARM.
Report that DR.. Anderson's Office Was
Visited by Burglars is Denied.

Visited by Burglars is Denied.
The residence OF DR.. W. r. Ander-
son on Alakea street was reported
as having been visited by burglars
yesterday evening. Investigation
proved the report groundless. as the
Anderson premises were not molested.
Suspicious noises came from the
buildings in the rear of DR.. Anderson 5
office, and the visit of a special police
man failed to reveal anything out OF
the ordinary.
The Honolulu republican. [volume] (Honolulu, T.H.) 1900-1902, 1902-01-08
TRANSACT A GENERAL BANKING
AND EXCHANGE BUSINESS,

Deposits Received Loans Made on
Approved Security. Commercial and
Travellers Credit Issued. Bills of Elk
change Bought and Sold.
The Honolulu republican. [volume] (Honolulu, T.H.) 1900-1902, 1902-01-08

morning 10 establish some kind OF
permanent connection with hard
wo-k He IS charged with vagraaey.
The Honolulu republican. [volume] (Honolulu, T.H.) 1900-1902, 1902-01-08
BISHOP ACCOMPANY
BANKERS
Established ia 1855
BANKING DEPARTMENT.

Transact business in all departments
of banking.
Collections carefully attended 20.
Exchange bought and sold
Commercial and Travellers Letters
Of Credit issued on The Bank Of Calf
ornia. ana n NJ. Rothchild & Sons,
London
Correspondents The Bank of Califor-
mia: Commercial Banking Co Of
Sydney. Ltd. London.
Drafts and cable transfers on China
and Japan through the Hongkong &
Shanghai Banking Corporation and
Chartered Bank of India. Australia &
China
Interest allowed on term deposits at
the following rates per cent per an
mum. viz:
Seven days notice. at , per cent
Three months. at 3 Rer cent,
Six months. at 80 per cent.
Twelve months. at per cent
The Honolulu republican. [volume] (Honolulu, T.H.) 1900-1902, 1902-01-08
ACCOUNTANT DEPARTMENT.

Auditors for Corporations and Pri-
vate Firms. Books examined and re-
ported on. Statements OF Affairs pre-
pared. Trustees on Bankrupt or In
solvent Estates.
The Honolulu republican. [volume] (Honolulu, T.H.) 1900-1902, 1902-01-08

o. mass meeting being organized
10 protest against the condition Of
Rewaio. bat did no; think anything
definite had been done in this line.
People knew too weIl the attitude %
the Government She expected that
Kewalo would be the same dirty
place this time next year as i IS nog-
The Honolulu republican. [volume] (Honolulu, T.H.) 1900-1902, 1902-01-08
TRUST DEPARTMENT.

Act as Trustees under mortgages.
Manage estates (real and PERSONAL.
Collect rents and dividends. Valuable
papers. Wills. Binds. etc, received for
safe keeping
The Honolulu republican. [volume] (Honolulu, T.H.) 1900-1902, 1902-01-08
SAVINGS DEPARTMENT.

Deposits received and interest al
lowed AT AZ per cent per annum. in
accordance with Rules and Resula-
tons. copies of which may be obtain
ed on application
INSURANCE DEPARTMENT.
Agents for Fire. Marine. Life. Acct
ders and Employers Liability Insur-
ance Companies.
Insurance Office. 994 Bethel Street.
The Honolulu republican. [volume] (Honolulu, T.H.) 1900-1902, 1902-01-08


Said Mrs Denna Cruz yesterday:
II white people lived in Kewalo TO
any extent this horrible condition OF
affairs would not Zoe allowed to con,
time for one moment. White people
Will kick until they get what they
want The Hswaiisns are too easy
and good-natured Superintendent Of
Public Works J. H. Boyd is a Hawaii
an and be ought 10 90 something for
his countrymen. Other things are
being done with Government money
watch are no, OF such great impor.
lance
III the plague were 20 break out in
Kewalo." said another resident.
there would be money coming ont
Of the treasury quick enough. don't
think BOYD half wants 70 do anything
in the matter"
Another Sewer Accident.
II was only the other DAY that my
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1902-12-20
EAusa.,.. for Is..s.....


England has . school for the edu-
cation Of hangmen. This latest ad-
junct to civilization in Great Britain
was established rs the result Of
bungling work by executioners during
the last few months.
The work Of hangman IL light and
the pay high. so there are already .
number Of pupils at the school which
Is in London. A session there is an
interesting sight. One Of the pupils
acts as the subject, the attendants
taking turns playing the role of the
condemned. Hanging consists not
merely in placing man over . trap
door and launching him into space BY
releasing . bolt. There are various
nice preliminaries to be gone through.
First the condemned must be ar
tistically pinioned. Then he must
be supported on his way to the scat
fold in order to avoid painful scenes.
After that there is the rope to be I'D.
justed quickly and without fumbling.
in order that the agony may not be
prolonged On the scaHold. The rope
must be strong enough to bear the
weight Of the condemned, but not 80
thick as to slowly choke the CON
demned to death.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1902-12-20
PHYSICIANS HAVE LoMo .lrs.
Conclusive Proof That Hard Work 10
Not Injurious.

Conclusive Proof That Hard Work d
Not Injurious.
II has often been said that 1t Is not
work but worry that kills. Perhaps
no better exemplihcations Of the truth
OF the saying can be found than the
number Of hard-working physicians,
occupied increasingly with great prob
lens in medicine. who have neverthe-
less lived to what may well be con-
sfdered an advanced age. says the
American Medical Journal. Vir-
elbows long life of nearly eighty-one
years OF strenuous devotion to work.
30 recently closed, IL only q type Of
the prolongation of existence and use
fuiness that has fortunately been the
lot OF some Of the greatest Of the
medical Investigators. Longevity has
been the rule. however. not only for
the laboratory worker who in the
placid preoccupation of original OBJ
servation avoided the distraction of
mind and the diversion of activity
incident on medical practice. but also
for the man who is able to combine
both successfully. In fact, while the
average life Of the practicing physi-
clan 10 the shortest of any of the pro-
fessfons. most of the great investigat-
ing practitioners have lived lives SO
long as to encourage every medical
man to take up original observation.
II with NO other idea than that Of ~.
surfing himself longevity.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1902-12-20
NE. .. w....A rr..s,..

Nolasses was by name molasses o.
-syrup." and nothing else, In tho dis
trict from which hailed . pretentious
young woman who recently took serv-
Ice with an uptown household. She
was plainly above her business" as
her own acknowledges might have
remarked: but she was deterr ID
that nobody should know she h. not
been an urban dweller all her lie. Tho
other morning her: employer told her
to get . quart and pint of treacle.
among other things. from the grocer's.
She did not know treacle by name.
but felt It beneath her dignity to In
quire. When she reached the store,
she had forgotten the terms of guam
tity and had nothing wherein to take
It away.
"And pound and hall OF treacle."
she said. when the rest Of her order
had been filled and checked OF.
I'VE don't sell treacle by weight.
but my measure" explained the gro =
Ger.
ITO be sure--to be sure" she 70
piled airily. How stupid Of me! Give
me yard and half"
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1902-12-20
MAckEYs RULE IN BUSINESS.
Plan Of Great Finanelsr an Excellent
One to Follow.

ran OF 0FeAS ftnancter an Excellent
One to Follow.
The late John W. Mackey, not.
withstanding the multiplicity and
magnitude of his business affairs,
when he had fallen in death and his
body had been buried in its mauso-
leum, those whose once 1t was to
settle the status of his great business
found that he did not owe . dollar
to any man beyond the usual monthly
current accounts for items of per-
sond and household supply. He had
out NO notes payable, no unsettled
balances In his commercial enter
prises. none Of those troublesome un.
liquidated claims that so frequently
delay and decimate estates.
John w. Mackey had lived and done
business strictly on the pay as you
go plan. Because he had adhered to
this policy from the commencement
OF his career he was able to leave be-
hind . clean score, with an enormous
balance on the right side. The incl
dent is . strongly suggestive lesson
to young men beginning in business
careers. 1t is one easy to learn and
sure to win.-Atlanta Constitution.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1902-12-20

FREE MEDICAL ADVICE
Every working girl who Is not
we'll il cordially invited to write
to Mrs. Pinkllam, Lynn, Mass,
for advice; 1t is freely given, and
has restored thousands to health.
Hiss Paine's Experience.
"Iwant to thank You for what You
have done for me, and recommend
Lydia e. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound to all girls whose work
keeps them standing on their feet In
the store. The doctor said must
stop work he did not seem to realize
that girl cannot afford to stop work.
ing. Ny back ached, my appetite was
poor, I could not sleep, and menstrua-
tion was scanty and very painful. One
day when suffering l commenced TO
take Lydia T.. Pfnkham's VeEee
table Compound, and found that
II helped mo. continued'i its use, and
soon found that my menstrual periods
were free from pain and natural /;
everyone 10 surprised at the change in
mo, and am we'll, and cannot be too
grateful for what you have done for
me. Miss JANET PAINE, $50 West
125th St., New York City. - 5000 fs.1sff
" original ef above letter esecise esssHs~ess eaa-
not ~ pFodseed.
Take no substitute, for It II
Lydia e. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound that cures.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1902-12-20
My Fleet.


MY gallant bark sailed out at morn,
Out on the tide;
Fair blew the wind. serene the skies,
I laughed In pride.
The welcome waves like faithful friends
Rolled In Its track;
The ship was Youth watched In vain.
II came not back.
Still brave OF heart . second craft
sent to sea,
Wealth. friends and honor from afar
To bring to me.
A passing captain spoke II once,
Such II report:
Though sisnaled oft my ship of Hops
Comes not to port.
Then, feeling deep. and anxious stu
To do my best.
A loyal fleet with captains bold
Sailed to the west.
The big four-masters. Industry"
'Econo N.Y."
Ambition" Fame" they. too. were
lost:
Alas for me!
But faith unmoved persuaded me
To try again.
And 10 the Ship of Love sent
Across the main,
Quick the return and loaded deep
With charity:
oh, happy ship, fitted to bear
LIES argosy!
Edwin A. scher In Outlook.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1902-12-20
They Know a Good Thing.

The number OF new settlers going
Into the Sunny San Luis valley this
fall II remarkable. n you want to
get some OF our choice lands. with
gilt-edEed water rights. you will need
to be about II.
For particulars write TO Zeph. Chas.
Felt. 614-616 Majestic Building. Den
yer. Colorado.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1902-12-20

A man seldom eets in the habit of
making Wednesday and Sunday night
calls on a girl who insists on pro-
.nouncing the word either as II It
were spelled eyether. a.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1902-12-20

Mr.. John w. Gates is evidently deep
H. hurt by the charge that he wagered
large sums Of money on the result of
the late election. He offers to bet
500, 900 that he made only two triiiing
election wagers.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1902-12-20

A Partisan scientist estimates that
the number of ants In nest varies
from 1888 to s3.694. These figures
arc the result Of an actual investiga-
ton. The hrst estimate was the re-
suit Of actual counting: the second
was made after accidentally sitting
down ON nest.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1902-12-20

A Virginia woman who hunted
forty-three years for-her husbands
grave has Just found it. 1t is to be
hoped that. being positive. she will
now quit worrying.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1902-12-20

It cost more than $4,000. 900 totake
the twelfth census. and 5s.37S persons
were employed. They can't help-wish.
ing that the census could be taken
every year.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1902-12-20

The Sultan of Turkey has sent an
autograph letter to the car asking
the latter to visit him in Constantine
ople. II Nick goes he will consult his
own interests by having a money
pocket put In his undershirt.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1902-12-20

The facts In that New Haven auto.
mobile case. which ended with \ Jail
sentence. ought to be put on posters
and pasted along some Of the boule-
wards.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1902-12-20

J. Pierpont Morgan has contributed
one cent to church charity. Uncle
Russell Sage is Withholding his con-
tribution in the hope that the coinage
Of half-ccnts may be resumed.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1902-12-20

II the German crown prince does
not ind a girl to suit him in Europe
he might try Milwaukee. where, ac-
cording to his discriminating uncle.
Prince Henry, the prettiest girls are
to be found. .--
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1902-12-20

A new cult In Minneapolis breaches
that the cure Tor many ills lies In total
abstention from food 1t is merely a
matter of fasting long enough to per-
msnently cure the most chronic sui.
ferer.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1902-12-20

Signor Mascagni's next opera may
be named "Cavalleria Americana.
A chorus Of sheritfs would be effect
I've.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1902-12-20

Evidently the volcanoes Of Hawaii
and Italy are trying to get together.
This is kind Of merger that ought
to be discouraged.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1902-12-20

Parlor matches are forbidden b,
iaw after January /. All right: We
can do our counting In the woodshed
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1902-12-20

A Sioux City man with the name Of
Plat has just been welded. When
he gets mad At his wife all he'll have
70 do IL to pronounce his name In her
face.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1902-12-20

II the prima donna who swallowed
. watch will swallow a piano as a
chaser, she will be well equipped with
both time and tune.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1902-12-20

It's = wonder some lady with m
ambition to dazzle before the foot.
lights hasn't made an angel Of Mr..
Prick. =
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In opposition to the theory that
money talks. Marie Corelli declares
that millionaires are singularly unin-
teresting in conversation.
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The fact that so jolly nm old round
er a. the king of Belgium has been
shot Ut teaches US that no sort Of
reputation will protect monarch
these days.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1902-12-20

Great Salt Lake has fallen nearly
ten feet In the past fifteen years
People who haven't seen 1t will have
to hurry.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1902-12-20

He-How did you come to get inter
estea in that story? She-I liked the
way 1t ended.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1902-12-20

New Jersey has cat that eats raw
onions. The cat is all right 70 long
~ she does not wash them down with
appletack.
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Ida-They say It WIS q case of love at
first sight with him. May-What a pity
he wasn't a medium and could have TAX
en- q second sight.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1902-12-20

A Chicago girl has been arrested for
trying to be a second Mary MacLane.
Give the poor thing a guardian.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1902-12-20

King Victor Emmanuel gives $40.
900 to charity In honor of the baby'i
birth, even II 1t is a girl.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1902-12-20

The young man who forgot to take
Ills bride ON their wedding journey
would make an ideal witness for the
defense in some court cases.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1902-12-20

A Minneapolis woman tasted for
thirty-nine days to get rid Of apoplexy.
She'll never have 1t again.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1902-12-20

Word comes from Como. Italy. tina
Mr.. schwab is enjoying himself. A
the price he is paying. he ought to be
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1902-12-20

Many Of US might be happy II We
al not suffer from disorders Of the
liver. Then we ought to use Dr.. Az
gust Koeniss Hamburg Drops. which
cure the disorders and bring the
whole system to = healthy condition.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1902-12-20

Mr.. Carnegie suffers from indiges-
ton. This is something he can't give
away.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1902-12-20

The Paris sensation il the new
danse du gateau. But It's only our old
friend the cakewalk.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1902-12-20

The discovery of the kissins MI
crobe won't necessarily bear the oscu-
lation market.
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MORE FLEXIBLE AND LASTING,
Won't shake out or blow out: by using
Defiance starch you obtain better results
than possible with any other brand and
one-third more for same money.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1902-12-20

'Mild7. Well. should say so-Bax-
ter's Bullhead &c cigar Smoke a. many
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1902-12-20

Henpeck-He's Joined the great si-
lent army. Henrietta-When did he
die? Henpeck-He didn't die; he got
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1902-12-20

One may forgive the vacant mind
that goes with the loud laugh for the
sake Of the easy conscience that goes
with It.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1902-12-20

Limit to Horses Endurance.
A horse cannot do much work after
he IL IL or IA years old.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1902-12-20
Denver Directory.
SADDLES and HARNESS

WITH aryesehLinf
Horn stock sd
die for 80; ~
Steel Horn sAddle
double ctnohA
for 4lA Do NOT
b. deceived By
worthless tnaitAr
honA bat sond
your order direct
10 rs and get the
bsst genuine oak
tanned haruess
u same. 0taloG-
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1902-12-20

THE herald.
MEEKER. COLORADO.
Mr.. Carnegie suffers from indiges-
ton. This is something he can't give
away.
The discovery of the kissins MI
crobe won't necessarily bear the oscu-
lation market.
Tho Paris sensation il the new
danse du gateau. But It's only our old
friend the cakewalk.
King Victor Emmanuel gives S40.-
900 to charity In honor Of the baby's
birth. even II 1t is a girl.
A Minneapolis woman tasted for
thirty-nine days to get rid of apoplexy.
She'll never have 1t again.
A Chicago girl has been arrested for
trying to be q second Mary MacLane.
Give the poor thing guardian.
Paxlor matches are forbidden by
law after January l.. All right: we
can do our counting in the woodshed.
Word comes from Como. Italy. that
Mr.. schwab is enjoying himself. At
the price he is paying. he ought to be.
Signor Mascagni's next opera may
be named "Cavalleria Americana"
A chorus Of sherins would be effect
I've.
It's = wonder some lady with an
ambition to dazzle before the foot
lights hasn't made an angel of Mr..
Prick. II
Great Salt Lake has fallen nearly
ten feet In the past fifteen years.
People who haven't seen it will have
to hurry. Lz.
New Jersey has cat that eats raw
onions. The cat is ali right 70 long
~ she does not wash them down with
applejack.
Evidently the volcanoes Of Hawaii
and Italy are trying to get together.
This is kind Of merger that ought
to be discouraged.
II the prima donna who swallowed
watch will swallow = plano as
chaser, she will be well equipped with
both time and tune.
In opposition to the theory that
money talks, Marie Corelli declares
that millionaires are singularly unin-
teresting in conversation.
The young man who forgot to take
lis bride ON their wedding Journey
would make an ideal witness for the
defense In some court cases.
---------------------------, ~
A Sioux City man with the name Of
Plat has just been welded. When
he gets mad At his wife all he'll have
! 10 do IL to pronounce his name in her
face.
The facts in that New Haven auto.
mobile case. which ended with \ Jail
sentence. ought to be put on posters
and pasted along some Of the boule-
wards.
The fact that SO jolly nm old round
er A. the king of Belgium has been
hot thok hrf n(
reputation will protect Q monarch
these days.
It cost more than $18.eO0. 900 to take
the twelfth census. and 59,373 persons
were employed. They can't help-wish.
ing that the census could be taken
every year.
A Virginia woman who hunted
forty-three years for. her husbands
grave has Just found it. 1t il to be
hoped that. being positive. she will
now quit worrying.
A man seldom Gets in the habit of
making Wednesday and Sunday night
calls on a girl who insists on pro-
.nouncing the word either as II it
were spelled eyether. a
J. Pierpont Morgan has contributed
one cent to church charity. Uncle
Russell Sage is Withholding his con-
tribution in the hope that the coinage
of half-cents may be resumed.
A new cult In Minneapolis breaches
that the cure Tor many ills lies In total
abstention from fold. 1t is merely a