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The Iola register., 1902-08-08
Many Such.

Mrs. Jones-Men who look upon
their wives as burdens are nothing
but beasts.
Mr.. Jones-Quite right, love; moth
ing but beasts of buden.--Judge.
The Iola register., 1902-08-08

Buenos Ayres has issued its criminal
statistics for 1901. They include 90
murders, 244 attempted assaults and
over 5000 thcfts, burglaries and swim
dies.
The Iola register., 1902-08-08

The emblem which the Socialists
have filed represents two arms with
hands clasped, and the Kansas City
Star suggests that it may be taken as
man congratulating himself.
The Iola register., 1902-08-08
A WORD TO The GREAT ARMY
OF SUMMER TOILERS
II You are Not as Robust, Vigorous,
and Happy as Others In the
Month Of August
PAINE'S CELERY
COMPOUND
Will Give You Health, Full Energy,
and Happiness

Many men toiling in offices, Istores,
aud workshops during the hot,summer
weather, and women weighted with the
work and cares OF home, are critical
ly near the breaking down point. The
symptoms of coming sickness and dis
ease are manifested in sloeplcssnesS,
nervousness, tired tce,ings, lauguid
moss, irritability, failing appetite aud
poor blood circulation,
Paine's Celery Compound Is pro-
eious boon to the ailiug sick, and
Pun down in this Angus, weather. \
fbottle or two used n; oucc will quickly
bestow the needed strength ,o battle
against the Weakening and oncrva,ing
effects OF the oppressive heat and will
enable men and women togo Through
the necessary routine ~ daily toll
with heart; soul aud energy raine's
Celery Compound is specially distiu.
guished for It's ability ~ build up
rundown systems in hot weather,
MIR. Geo. w Demaros; ~ Us West
9th Street, New York, says;
~ am licensed stationary engin-
eer, aud although my work is notyery
laborious, l suffered so intensely with
severe pains in my back and kidneys
that l was compelled to.leave my work
and remain at home for six months.
suffered greatly with headaches and
soreness in chest and lungs, and my
joints became very sth. actually
felt was doc med to fiji an old man 5
grave at the age of tthirty-two. AS a
last resort, / used two bottles of
Paine's Celery Compound when l was
able to resume my work, and after
using the third bottle, / am in perfect
health. The value of Paine's Celery
Compound is inestimable and | urge
others afflicted us was to use it,"
The Iola register., 1902-08-08
DO YOU GET UP
WITH A LAME BACK 2
Kidney Trouble Makes You Miserable.

Almost everybody who reads the news
papers Is sure to know Of the wonderful
The Iola register., 1902-08-08
Look Pleasant. Please.

Photographer c. c. Harlin, of Eat
on, o., can do so now, though for
years he couldn't, because he suffered
untold agony from the worst form Of
indigestion. All physicians and med
icibes failed to help him till he tried
Electric Bitters, which worked such
wonders for him that he declares they
are a godsend to suffers from dyspep.
sis and stomach troubles. Unrivaled
for diseases of the Stomach, Liver and
Kidney, they build up and give new
life to the whole system. Try them.
Only soc. Guaranteed by Evans Bros.
The Iola register., 1902-08-08

From an exchange just across tie
south Kansas border it is learned that
a minister thus defined eternity: "Ii
a little sparrow was to dip its bill in
the Atlantic ocean and take one drop
of water and then take one hop day
across the country and put that drop
in the Pacific ocean and then hop
back to the Atlantic, one hop a day,
until the Atlantic was dry as bone,
it wouldn't be sunup in He'll"
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-05-09
RAILROAD Topics

stated that rates are in no way threat
ened but are being maintained in strict
conformity with the injunction of the
federal court. AS a matter of fact
since the injunctions were entered out
ward obedience has been rendered to
the letter. However when a o wants
to secure a big shipment by cutting a
rate a special schedule is filed with
the interstate commission
and the road is safe within the law.
Since the injunctions were issued more
than 600 such tariffs have been filed. 1t
is said that these tariffs have been
filed to take care of contracts obtained
before the issuance of the restraining
orders, and that all such contracts
soon will be out OF the way.
Bad blood and indigestion are deadly
enemies to good health. Burdock Blood
Bitters destroys them.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-05-09
o c ISLAND GETS IT.
Contract for Carrying United States
Troops Is Awarded.

1t is announced that the contract of
the government with the railroads for
carrying the naval forces of the United
States and their baggage and equip
ment from stations on n side of the
continent to the other has been award
ed. Among the middle western roads
which have lines extending to the
Rocky Mountains the competition was
lively.
To make the complete route between
the Atlantic and the Pacific coasts the
contract this year includes the Rock
Island. the Denver & Rio Grande and
Southern Pacific in the west and the
Chesapeake & Ohio and Big Four con-
nections east of Chicago.
The contracts for moving naval and
land forces of the government across
the continent has grown since the be-
ginning of the wal with Spain to much
larger proportions than it ever reached
before that time.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-05-09
Denver, Colo. Aprii ~ 1909 Sealed

Denver, Colo. April IL, 1876" ISealed
proposals in triplicate will be RECEIVED
here and at office of quartermaster of
each post below named, until IL O'Clock
a. m, May IL, 1902, for furnishing fuel
at Forts Apache, Grant, Huachuca. A..
t.; Forts Bayard and Wingate, N. M;
Forts Douglas and DuChesne, Utah;
Forts ID. A. Russell, Mckenzie and
Washable, Wyo, and Fort Logan, and
Denver, Coo, during first fiscal year
ending June 80. 1903. Proposals for
quantities less than the whole required
or for delivery other than those nam
ed, will be entertained. Right is reserv-
ed TO accept or reject any or all pro-
posals or any part thereof. Informa-
ton furnished by application here or at
offices of respective post quartermas-
tiers. Envelopes TO be marked "Propo-
sails for Fuel" j. W. POPE, Chief Qaar-
termaster.
April IL, IA, 10, 16, May 8 and 10.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-05-09
Homestead Entry No. $685.
Notice of Publication,

Department of the Interior, Land Office
at Santa Fe, N. NJ, March 10, 1902.
Notice is hereby given that the fol-
lowing named settler has filed notice
of his intention to make final proof in
support of his claim, and that said
proof will be made before the Probate
Clerk Bernalillo County, at Albuquer-
que, New Mexico, on April %, 1902.
viz: Pablo Baldonado for the lots /
and 2. Sh of NEA, NEA of SEA Sec.
l, II 8 N, r 6 E.
He names the following witnesses to
prove his continuous residence upon
and cultivation OF said land, viz: Do
nicio Romero, of Escobosa. N. M;
Juan Lovato, of Escobosa. N. M; Mira
mon Lucero, of Escobosa. N. NJ; San
tiago Garcia. of Escobosa, N. M.
MANUEL OTERO, Register.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-05-09
Like a Drowning Man.

Five years ago a disease the doc
tors called dyspepsia took such hold OF
me that | could scarcely CO." writes
George S. Marsh, well known attorney
of Nocona, Texas. II took quantities
of pepsin and other medicines but
nothing helped me. AS a drowning
man grabs at a straw | grabbed at
Kodol. | felt an improvement at once
and after a few bottles am sound and
we'll" Kodol is the only preparation
which exactly reproduces the natural
digestive juices and consequently is
the only one which digests any good
food and cures any form of stomach
trouble. ]. H. O'Rielly & Co.; b. II.
Briggs & Co.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-05-09
Homestead Entry No. 4673.l
Notice for Publication.

Department of the Interior, Land OF
fee at Santa Fe, N. NJ, April IL.
1902.
Notice is hereby given hat the fol
lowing named settler has filed notice
of his intention to make final proof in
support of his claim, and that said
pro will be made before the register
or receiver at Santa Fe, N. NJ, on July
&c, 1902, viz: Juan Benabidez for the
SWA of NEA, SEA of NWA, NEA
of SWA and NWA of SEA of Sec. 8,
T. 9 N, r. 9 f.
He names the following witnesses to
prove his continuous residence upon
and cultivation of said land, viz:
Andres Romero, of Albuquerque, N.
NJ, and Jose Tapia. Juan Romero and
Manuel Mestas, of Old Albuquerque,
N. M.
MANUEL r. OTERO, Register.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-05-09
THE SURE WAY

to prevent pneumonia and consump-
ton is to cure your cold when II first
appears. Acker's English Remedy will
stop the cough in a night, and drive
the cold out of your system. Always a
quick and sure cure for asthma, bron-
chitis and all throat and lung troubles.
If it does not satisfy you the druggist
will refund your money. Write to us
for free sample. w II. Hooker & Co..
Buffalo, N. Y. ]. H. O'Rielly & Co. and
Is. III. Briggs & Co.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-05-09
Homestead Entry No. $780,
Notice for Publication.
Department OF the Interior. Land

Department OF the Interior, Land OF
fee at Santa Fe, N. M, May /, 1902.
Notice is hereby given that the fol-
lowing named settler mas filed notice
Of his intention to make final proof in
support of his claim, and that said
proof will be made before the probate
clerk of Bernalillo county, at Albuquer-
que, N. NJ, on June 10, 1902, viz; Juan
Alderete, for the WIZ NEA, VIZ SEA
sec. "a, T. 8 N, r. 6 E.
He names the following witnesses to
prove his continuous residence upon
and cultivation of said land, viz:
Calletano Gurule, Calletano Alder
etc, Manuel e de Acuna, of Escobosa,
N. NJ, and Jose d. Quintana, OF Albu-
querque, N. M.
MANUEL R. oTERO, Register.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-05-09
BUSINESS LOCALS.

Economize Ivy trading at The Econo-
mist.
Copper, tin and galvanized iron
work.-Whitney company.
1t will pay you to see Hall & Learn
ard before purchasing a piano.
Investments In Deming lots vii.
double and treble in one year.
No tuberculosis preservaline or col
oring in Matthews Jersey milk.
Kleinwort's is the place to get your
nice fresh steak. Ali kinds of nice
meat.
Deming has an abundance Of water
for irrigating vineyards, orchards, or
gardens.
Buy lots and build in Deming. Your
rental returns will be 20 per cent. on
the investment.
Orders taken for every known make
Of stoves and ranges. Albuquerque
Hardware company.
Deming is a great health resort
has no superior in climate for the cure
Of pulmonary troubles.
Look into Kleinwort's market on
North Third street. He has the incest
fresh meats in the. city.
We are sole agents for Wheeler &
Wilson sewing machines.-Albert Fa.
Der, 305 Railroad venue
Why buy high priced lots when you
can get them cheap in Deming now
with certain advance assured?
Deming needs one hundred new
houses to supply the demand, and
needs them now. This demand con.
tinues to grow.
Mrs. Isola Bambini, at her parlors
at the corner Of Railroad avenue and
North Fourth street, is prepared to
give thorough scalp treatment, do hair
dressing. treat corns, bunions and in.
growing nails. She gives massage
treatment and ~manicuring. Mrs. BAN.
bini's W preparations Of complexion
cream builds up the skin and improves
the complexion, and are guaranteed
not to be injurious. She also prepares
a hair tonic that cures and prevents
dahdruff and hair falling out; restores
life to dead hair; removes moles,
warts and superiuous hair. Give her
a trial.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-05-09
Tired Out

That's nothing. Every one
is tired at times. The trouble
is you can't get rested. It's
your impure blood that makes
the disturbance. Try Ayers
Sarsaparilla. Your doctor
will tell you what is in it, and
why it will help you so
promptly.
81 suffered terribly for II years.
The doctors said my blood was all turn
ing to water. At last ! tried Ayers
Sarsaparilla, and was soon in the best
OF health again."
Mrs. ]. w. Fiala, Hadlyme, Conn.
H. All druggists. ~. AVER CO., Lowell. MsAs.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-05-09
The Most Common AiIment.

More people suffer from rheumatism
than from any other ailment. This is
wholly unnecessary, too, for a cure
may be effected at a very small cost.
G.. w. Wescott, of Meadowdale, N. Y,
says: Il have been afflicted with rheu-
matism for some time and it has
caused me much suffering. | conclud-
ed to try Chamberlain's Pain Balm and
an pleased to say that it has cured
me-" For sale by all druggists.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-05-09
More Harmful
Than Alcohol
Overeating Worst Form
of IntempcranCe.

If your food is undigested. you are un.
derfed, no matter how much you eat.
And the underfed man is, to the extent
of the undertaking, crippled for the
battle of life. On the other hand,
there is such a thing as overeating.
The harm done by indigestion caused
by overloaded stomachs exceeds that
from the increased heart beats caused
by the use of alcohol or whiskey.
Eat as much good food as you need
but don't overload the stomach. IL
your stomach is weak it may refuse to
digest what you eat. Then you ought
to 5 a good digestant like Kodol Dys-
pepsia Cure, which digests what you
eat without the stomach's aid. This
rest and the wholesome tonics con-
tanned in Kodol Dyspepsia Cure soon
restore health. You don't have to diet.
Don't eat too much. That's harmful.
But eat enough and Of sufficient varie-
ty. Kodol Dyspepsia Cure will digest
it. 1t quickly relieves the sensation
of fulness and bloating from which
some people suffer after meals. 1t
prevents belching and absolutely cures
Indigestion and other stomach troub-
les. Equally good for children.
Lemuel James, Marysville, o., says: II suf-
fered from d%yspepsia for thirty years but .
" cured me and l heartily recommend II 70
all sufferers from this disease"
kodol Dyspepsia Cure
Cures ali Stomach Troubles.
pranared only hv Il @ DEWITT a 90 .ChicaRQ-
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-05-09
DANGEROUS III Neglected.

Burns, cuts and other WOUNDS often
fail to heal properly if neglected and
become troublesome sores. DeWitt's
Witch Hazel Salve prevents such con-
sequences. Even where delay has ag-
gravated the injury DeWitt's Witch
Hazel Salve effects a cure. II had a
running sore on my leg thirty years.
says H. c. Tartly, Yankeetown, Ind.
After using many remedies, | tried De
Wits Witch Hazel Salve. A few boxes
healed the sore" Cures all skin dis
eases. Piles yield to it at once. Be.
ware of c~ounterfeits. j.. H. O'Rielly &
Co.; B. II. Briggs & Co.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-05-09

Locomotive 1924, the oil burner which
was turned out for the Santa Fe sever
al months ago. and since then has been
in the hands of the experts at Topeka.
left last Friday night under its own
steam and taking train 29 behind it.
It's destination is some point on the
Santa Fe Pacific, probably Needles,
Cal, although that is not definitely an
nounced. Its success in the consump-
ton of liquid fuel was in doubt for
awhile, but after much experimenting
the results were highly satisfactory
and it has shown a tractive power to
pull about all that could be hooked
behind it. John Gallivan, road forman
of engines on the southern California
lines, who has been at Topeka several
weeks watching the trials with the S24
accompanied it on its long trip to the
west.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-05-09

John Becker, formerly engineer on
the Santa Fe branch. who has been in
the round house at Las Vegas for a
few months, dropped over as a result
OF total collapse. He was picked up
by careful hands and taken to the hos
pital. c. ID. Chandler accompanied
him and saw that ne was carefully
handled. 1t is feared hat his working
DAYS are over.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-05-09

r. II. Wiskerson, a former we'll
known railroad employee of the Santa
Fe at Las Vegas, writes from Skag-
way, Alaska, saying that he was about
starting on a years trip into the in
terror. Mr.. Wiskerson is an Elk, and
he sent the money to pay his dues a
year in advance.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-05-09
Cures When Doctors Fail.

Mrs. Frank Chiasson, Patterson. La,
writes June stu, 1901: Il had malaria
fever in very bad form, was under
treatment by doctors, but as soon as |
stopped taking their medicine the
fever would return. | used a sample
bottle OF Herbine, found it helped me.
Then bought two bottles, which COM
pletely cured me. | feel grateful to
you Tor furnishing such a splendid
medicine, and can honestly recommend
it to those suffering from malaria, as it
will surely cure them" Herbine, SOC
bottle, at Cosmopolitan Pharmacy, b.
Ruppe.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-05-09

We are showing the most extensive
line of mems and boys r~eady-to-wear
clothes between Denver and Los An
geles.-Simon Stern, the Railroad Ave
nue. Clothier.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-05-09
Dyspepsia Cure
Cures ali Stomach Troubles.
CERTIFICATE OF PUBLICATION
For the Year Ending December 31st,
foO1

For the Year Ending December 31st,
1901.
Territory of New Mexico, Insurance
Department, Office of Auditor Of
Public Accounts, Santa Fe, N. M,
March 5. 1902.
1t is hereby certified that the Pacific
Mutual Life Insurance company, a cor
poration organized under the laws of
the state of California. whose principal
office is located at San Francisco, Cal
ifornia, has complied with all the re-
quirements of the laws of New Mexico,
so far as the said laws are applicable
to said company, for the year Of our
Lord, one thousand nine hundred and
two.
In testimony whereof, |, W. G. Sar-
gent, auditor of public accounts for
the territory of New Mexico, have here
to set my hand and affixed my seal Of
office, at the city Of Santa Fe, the day
and year first above written.
ISeal1 w. G. SARGENT,
Auditor of Public Accounts.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-05-09
Mrs. Albright. the Artist,

Mrs. Albright. the Artist,
Is again in her studio. llS North Third
street. Parties who wish fine work in
artistic photography, should call and
leave their orders for the new carbon
photo, the latest in Photographic are.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-05-09

Deming has increased 80 per cent. i
population in four years.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-05-09

The P%ercales we sell at 5 cents per
yard are very scarce. Leon B. Stern.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-05-09

Attend special parasol opening at
The Economist.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-05-09

Gooowin's natatorium will be open
to the public Thursday, May 8. Bus
will leave Second street and Railroad
venue at 2, 4 and 1880 p. m.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-05-09

Demlng! Have you been there? II
not, you should get there for the big
sale of lots on the 18th of this month.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-05-09

Attend special parasol opening a
The Economist
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-05-09

CHILDREN'S DRESSES. A COM
PLETE LINE FOR YOUR INSPEC-
TON.
ROSENWALD BROS.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-05-09

Deming has a magnificent scho'
system.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-05-09

BELTS.
BELTS.
ALL THE NOVELTIES.
SEE OUR LINE.
ROSENWALD BROS.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-05-09

WHITE SHIRT WAISTS. IDEAL IN
THEIR DAINTINESS AND NOVEL
TY.
ROSENWALD BROS.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-05-09

oooooooooo ooooUoooo
Q r. & G. CORSETS, THE COR 9
Q SET THAT DOES NOT Q
9 STRETCH TO BE HAD ONLY Q
Q AT GOLDEN RULE DRY GOODS Q
Q CO.; 9oc to $3.50 EACH. .
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Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-05-09

W sdlu COHnpdny, iOT tue ytdI VI oui
Lord, one thousand nine hundred and
two.
In testimony whereof, |, w. G. Sar-
gent, auditor of public accounts for
the territory of New Mexico, have here
to set my hand and affixed my seal of
office, at the city of Santa Fe, the day
and year first above written.
[Seall w. G. SARGENT.
Auditor of Public Accounts.
Synopsis of Statement
of the
FIREMAN'S FUND INSURANCE
COMPANY,
of San Francisco, California,
January 1, 1902.
Assets .$4,579,0 13.07
Liabilities SO ,036,45S.2l
Surplus $1.542 ,554.S6
Synopsis of Statement
Of the
SCOTTISH UNION AND NATIONAL
INSURANCE COMPANY,
of Scotland. United States branch,
January l, 1902.
Assets
Liabilities $2,132.465.S0
Surplus .s2,226,615.15
Synopsis of Statement
of the
NORTH BRITISH & MERCANTILE
INSURANCE COMPANY,
of London and Edinburgh, United
States branch, -
January 1, 1902.
Assets 81. 403. $50 ,63
Liabilities $2,797,646.5l
Surplus so, 606 ,214.12
Synopsis of Statement
of the
ORIENT INSURANCE COMPANY,
of Hartford, Conn,
January /, 1902.
Assets 81, 200, 1894
Liabilities 1,497 ,134.91
Surplus ...............s 7OS,5sS.5S
Synopsis of Statement
of the
LLOYD'S PLATE GLASS INSUR-
ANCE COMPANY.
of New York, New York,
January /. 1902.
AsStlS : . 1919 ,JuJ.fu
Liabilities 1913 $4,000
Surplus S416, 260.36
Certificate of Publication.
of the
PACIFIC MUTUAL LIFE INSUR-
ANCE COMPANY,
of San Francisco, California,
January l, 1902.
Assets '....''' 9o''I9'5Jo'o
Liabilities 1899. $4,000
surplus ...............s 330,673.57
Synopsis of Statement
of tLe
FIDELITY AND DEPOSIT COMPA-
NY,
of Baltimore, Md,
January l, 1902.
Assets si'ool'oIo'IS
Liabilities ............. s. ,53l ,3l3.79
surplus S~l,ooV'uVV'VV
METCALF & STRAUSS,
Agents.
. cromwell Block, Albuquerque, n. Nj.
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Q SET THAT DOES NOT .
9 STRETCH TO BE HAD ONLY Q
o AT GOLDEN RULE DRY GOODS Q
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1902-06-08

had to be out OF Town 50 often. Henry's
salary had been whO0ped $500 a Year
aud She was just beginning to say
Gown instead of Dress. She had the
society Column for Breakfast and
things looked Dark for Henry.
For many months this conventional
Group OF ordinary six and seven
eighths Mortals had lived in a Rut.
At each mealtime they rounded up and
mechanically devOuTed what was dOled
out 10 them and folded their Napkins
and broke ranks. Each day was the
Duplicate of another and Life had pet
cred down to a Routine.
one Evening, just as they had come
In for their Nermiceli, a new Boarder
glided into their midst. She was a tail
Gypsy Queen with about $1,000 worth
of Clothes that fit her everywhere and
all the time and she had that watch
me kind of q Walk the same being a
Cue for all the other Girls TO get out
their Hardware
When she moved up to the Table
and began 10 distribute a few sample
Smiles. so as TO indicate the Character
of her Work. the musical Team went
out with the Tide. the Grass Widow
cuTled up like an Autumn Leaf, the
touch-me-nOt Married Lady dropped
into the Scrub Division The Lady who
read was shy a spoon and afraid 10
ask for it. The Men were all google
eyed and the Help was running into
Chairs and dropping important parts
Of the Menu.
Presently the Landlady came in and
explained. She said that Mrs. Will
Jams was i'm the City TO shop for "a
couple of Days and her Husband would
be up on the Night Train. Where
upon five men fell under the Table.
MORAL: Nothing ever happens at a
Boarding House.
copyright, 1902, by Robert Howard
Russcll)