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The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1902-07-03
The Secret of Health In OLD Age.

Shepherd, Ill, 5une 23d.-Sarah E.
Rowe of this place is now II years OF
age and just at the present time is en-
joy1ng much better health than she
has for over 20 years Her explana-
ton of this is as follows:
For many years past I have been
troubled constantly with severe Kid
ney Trouble, my urine would scaId and
burn when passing, and 1 was very
miserable.
Il am 72 years of age and never ex-
pected to get anything to cure me, but
/ heard of Dodd's Kidney Pills and
them.
Il ann very glad I did SO. for they
cured me of the Kidney Disease and
stopped all the scalding sensations
when passing the urine.
II feel better now than I have for
twenty years.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1902-07-03

w. C. Patton & Bro. run an up-to-
date drug store at Richmond, Mo.
They are enterprising and keenly
alive to the latest and best OF every
thing for the benefit of their custom
ers- In a letter to the manufacturers
of Dr.. CaldwelIs Syrup Pepsin they
say: We have sold your medicine for
four years 1t gives satisfaction. 1t
is a repeater We use it in our own
families and take pleasure in recon-
mending it to others We have one
half gross in the house, yet have Just
ordered another gross for immediate
shipment
This medicine cures Constitution
Indigestion, Sick Headache and Stom-
ach troubles At druggists.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1902-07-03
IRONING a SHIRT WAIST.

Not infreQuently a young woman
finds it necessary to launder a shirt
waist at home for some emergency
when the laundryman or the home ser
want cannot do it, Hence these direc-
lions for ironing the waist: To iron
summer shirt waists so that they will
look like new it is needful to have
them starched evenly with Defiance
starch. then made perfectly smooth
and rolled tight in damp CLOTH to be
laid away two three hours When
ironing have a bowl of water and a
clean piece of muslin beside the iron
ing board Have your iron hot, but
not sufficiently to scorch, and abso-
lutely clean Begin by ironing the
back, then the front, sides and the
sleeves, followed by the neckband and
the cuffs When wrinkles appear ap-
ply the damp cloth and remove them.
Always iron from the top of the waist
to the bottom. If there are plaits in
the front iron them downward, after
first raising each one with a blunt
knife, and with the edge of the iron
follow every line of stitching to give it
distin ctness- After the shirt waist is
ironed it should be well aired by the
fire or in the sun before it is folded
and put away, says the Philadelphia
Inquirer.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1902-07-03
Was Badly Shot.

An Irishman fighting under the
British flag was caught on the plain
by a party of Beers. He refused to
surrender and resisted until he was
shot in a dozen places and left for
dead. He was found the next day and
carried to a field hospital AS soon
as he recovered consciousness a nurse
asked him If he were badly shot.
Badly shot?'' he replied. IT am so
full of bullet holes that the man in
the next cot has caught cold from the
draug1ats through me-
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1902-07-03
He'll Smile Tomorrow.

New Yorker (to visiting English
man)-SO the man who advertised to
tell you for dollar the best way to
make the least money go the farthest
has answered your letter, Ell? What
does he say?
The Englishman (mystif1ed)-He
says, Buy a penny postal card and
write on it to some one in the Philip
pines" Now, how should the-aw-
blooming people in the Philippines
know any more about such financial
matters than anybody else2-Judge-
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1902-07-03
Justice in New York.

Some time ago a New York magis-
trate committed girl to the state re-
fOrmatOry Tor ''disorderly conduct"
Justice GaynOr has released the pris-
Oner. holding that "disorder1y CON
duct is too vague an offense to war
rant depriving a person of his or her
liberty He declares that this conviction
appears to have been without any
evidence, thing which appears to oc-
cur very often in this city, as incredi-
BILE as it may SEEM
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Her TribuIations.

--A1as." sighed the poor woman,
who had just closed the door on the
deputatiOn of charitable folk who
had called to show her how to make
a cooling cheering dessert from the
remains of Seven-course dinner
alas, the rich we have always with
u.s.
Repining because there seemed to
be no place to live where the com
mittees could not hunt her up, she
called her little boy in and sent him
over to Mul1aney's for another can of
foam.-BaItimore American.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1902-07-03
Scattered.

What has become of that company
of stro11ing players that used to pre-
sent an imitation of Mount Vesuvius
in eruptiOn?"
Last performance 1 heard of their
giving was at some little town in
Montana"
You don't know where they went
from there?"
No; nobody knows. They were
never seen anywhere in the neigh
borhood after their volcano went off
Somebody had furnished them real
dynamite for the eruption
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1902-07-03
Band to Destroy sparrows.

The Sparrow club of Eisenham, Es-
sex, England, formed of fifteen farm
ers, have destroyed &c.. 100 old sparrows
during the past ten years. The mem
bers pledged themselves to kill be-
tween September and May as many
sparrows as they had farm acres.
This year only one member had failed
to keep this pledge, and he, being sew
enty short, has paid the customary for
felt of a penny a head on seventy IN
slain STATIONS.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1902-07-03
Found in a Buried Forest.

Excavations being made for a cram
berry bog near the Taunton & Lake
Vile line have brought to light a
buried forest, hidden for no one can
tell how many years beneath pre-
serving covering of peat, mud and
moss, that stays the hand of time
from it's work of decay and demolition
Three distinct layers of gigantic trees
are found in the mud that represents
hundreds of years of formation.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1902-07-03
Reefsteak on the Gridiron.

Beefsteak on the Grfdfron.
Sitting on the balcony of the Anglo
American club, Brussels, a Yankee
and an Englishman spent a lazy af-
ternoon guying each other racial
and national foibIes and traits The
conversation veered into flags.
Yours" drawled the Britisher, IRE
minds me of nothing SO much as a
gridiron-a deuced big gridiron, don't
cherknowi" and yours was the
quick come back from the American,
reminds me forcibly of a beefsteak-
a darned big beefsteak, but not SO big
that we can't cook it on gridiron! =
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1902-07-03
No MvSteT-

BY the way remarked the man
from the east, lit seems to me that
have heard that my old neighbor, Jake
Billfas, who came out here some years
ago, disappeared completely and mys-
teriously not long after his arrival
He disappeared completely 'nough, -
replied Rattlesnake Bill, but not
mysteriOusly, stranger He wuz Tidin'
on a dynamite wagon when the hind
axle BROKE
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1902-07-03
A Friends Advice.

jack have a chance to marry a
poor girl whom I love, or q rich wo-
you adviser
George-Love is the salt of life, my
friend. Without it all else is naught-
Love. pure love. makes poverty
wealth, pain a joy, earth a heaven
Jack-EnOugh, will marry the
poor girl, whom l love
George-Brave1y spoken. BY the
way, would you-er-mind introduc-
ing me to the rich woman whom you
do not love?-New York Weekly.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1902-07-03
Protesting the sultan.

To protect the Sultan of Turkey
from possible poisoning the most rig.
orous precautions are taken in the
preparation of his food. Palace Off
Gals visit the kitchen to inspect the
dishes, which they first taste and then
seal up with long ribbons, the ends of
which are held by the major dono.
Guards, REINFORCED by strong armed
escort, then carry the food to the royal
nreSQpc0
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1902-07-03
Lace Gloves

Lace gloves, judging from the dis
play in the shops. are to be the vogue
this summer They are of silk or
Isle thread. clicked In geometrical
or floral designs, much after the MAJ
ner Of the fashionable stockings
There is return, too, of the '-mitts''
that our mothers admired, although
it seems little unlikely that these
Will be adopted except by the extrem-
lists, who welcome anything new
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1902-07-03
Would BE Safer

~Bacon-What's his business?
EgDert-Why, he's a drummer for
automobiles.
.-Oh, they have drummers for those
things, do they? Well, it's good
idea, but 1 think it would be much
safer if they had a drummer and a
fifer go in front of each of the ma
Chimes
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1902-07-03

The Missouri Pacific Railway has
sale through railroad and steamship
tickets to all parts of the United States
and the world.
We are agents for all the principal
Transatlantic and Trans-Pacific
Steamship Companies We invite in
Quiries, both written and verbal, from
those desiring information about rail-
road and steamship tickets and rates
Deposits received for prepaid steam
ship and railroad tickets from all
points in Europe
Two trains daily from Wichita for
Kansas City and st. Louis, carrying
Pullman Sleepers and free reclining
chair cars Connections made at these
points for New York, Boston, Phila-
delphia, Baltimore and all points east.
For full information, time tables, sail
ing lists, Resort books, and railroad
and steamship literature, call
address,
I.R- SH WIN, Pa T.. A
Mo Pac- Ry-,
Wichita, Kas.
n. c. TOWNSEND,
g. p T. A,
St. Louis, Mo.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1902-07-03
The Boston Bow

ttLoOkin' fer a birds nest, sonny ~
asked the good-natured Westerner of
a seven-year-old boy whom he met in
Boston Common.
NO, SIR replied the intellectual
prodigy, as he continued to gaze up
into the tree, I am merely .endeavOr-
ing to correctly classify this tree as
a botanical product"
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1902-07-03
Abundantiy Occupied.

What does the society which you
have just joined find to do?' asked
Mrs Bizzie'S husband
"A great DEAL was the answer.
After we get an organization estab-
lished the question of other peoples
eligibility to membership gives us all
the work we can possibly attend to-
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1902-07-03
Not So Tactless as That.

She-MrS. BOretOn called to-day
and 1 thought she would never go
He-But you amiabIe, I sup
pose you never gave her the slight
est hint that you wanted her to go
She-Indeed, / did not. If / had,
she'd be here now
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1902-07-03
America the Worries Model.

NJ. Blenvenu. chief engineer of the
London Metropolitan underground rail-
way, is, about to visit the United
States to study the American system
of passenger handling, as well as vari-
Gus projected underground roads in
the larger cities
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1902-07-03
pleasant countrx Neiahbors.

Mrs Waldo COT Boston)-I have a
letter from your Uncle James, Pene-
lope, who wants US to spend the sum-
mer his farm.
Penelope (dubiously)-Is there any
society in the neighborhoOd?
Mrs. Wa1do-I've heard him speak
of the Holsteins and Guernseys.
presume they are pleasant people.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1902-07-03
Another Statesman's Rise

why in the world did you ever
send that fellow to congress, any
way?"
Wen, you see, we got together and
talked him over, and Seein there
wn't nothin' any further away than
Congress that could send him to,
we lowed the best thing we could do
was txo send him there
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1902-07-03
AS to Ears

You should get yoS- ears Topped
O'Brien,'' said a smart tourist to an
Irish peasant whom he was quIzzing
they're too large for a man."
4.Ah, bedad,'' replied the Hibernian
Il was just thinkin' yours would want
to be made larger; sure, they're too
small for an ass
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1902-07-03
Another Rash Break.

Z think the seventeen-year locust
is interesting study observes the
lady of uncertain age.
1T must be- answer thought
lessly, especially to one who has
traced them down from generation
to generation
But of course it was her own fault
that she took it personally
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1902-07-03
Riddino AGAINST Himself.

Atrctioneer-But 1 say there is no.
body else in the room offering to bid
for the ancient cabinet How is it
that you keep on bidding against your
self?
BrOker-WeIl, you see. that is a
matter of business 1 have got a
commission from two different parties
to buy the cabinet at any cost, and 1
don't know yet which of them is to
have it,
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1902-07-03
Rural Innocence.

WHATS your son, joe, dom down
to the city?''
Il reckon he's learning how to make
buckets
DO tell
-.Yasi Deacon Sk1dd's son just
come back from thar an he says Joel
is spendin' all his time in a bucket
shop
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she Wanted More.

Mabel. love- said Young Mr. Ten
spot, by way of proposal let me be
your bread-winner for life
But the girl. with her eye on the
beef trust, answered.
4 want some one who can win me
some beefsteak"
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1902-07-03

He-That's just like woman. She
can't view any question impartialIv
All on one side, just as she is on
horseback
She-Yes, John; and haven't Won
been on every public question the
same way you ride horseback
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1902-07-03
Congressman Much Alike.

Congressman Prince of GaIesbure
Illinois, and Congressman Lloyd of
missouri. are frequently mixed up by
those who do not know them init
mately- Each has a handsome 7ow
Ing mustache, fine, musical voice
and easy, gentIemanly address.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1902-07-03
His Plea for Mercy.

said the Judge. "Oh, yes, sub, 1 stole
UNI land yet you ask for mercy?''
yes. sub; kaze de white man kotched
me TO / had cnance ter eat u1ng''-
Atlanta Constitution.
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Mrs O'Flynn-I'm sorry to see your
old man coming home in SUCH a con-
ditfon every day.
Mrs O'Toole-We1. it makes no
difference now. Ye see he's workin'
in brewery. and gifts his booze fer
uOthin'-
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1902-07-03
THE HUNOR OF LIFE
Her Lucky Daughter

Her Lucky Daughter.
Mrs Wigg1es-Lan' sakes! what We
fixin' up so fer?
Mrs. BackwoodS@W'y, hain't We
heerd tibet Hattie married one O.
them French fellers with a ferrin
title an s comm home next week?
Mrs Wiggles-Do tell, Did she
marry one O. them counts?
Mrs BackwoOdS@Mercy me. I
guess he's bigger'n a count. She
says in her letters that he's a chat
feur.-Judge.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1902-07-03

SENSIBLE HOUSEKEEPERS
will have Defiance Starch, not alone
because they get one-third more for
the same money, but also because OF
superior quality
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Not Very Smart.

NOt very SMART
There's no use trying to make me
believe that Francis Bacon was very
smart man. said Senator Sorghum.
Have you read any of his works %
No But his biography shows that
when there was a little financial deal
on hand he wasn't clever enough to
keep from getting caught
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1902-07-03

A woman with a fine presence may
also be woman with past
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ALL Up TO DATE HOUSEKEEPERS
use Defiance Cold Water Starch, be-
cause it is better and or more of it
for same money.
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SENsIBLE uOUsEKEE

Some people can squeeze a lot of e
joyment out of a lemon.
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Dealers say that soon a custom
tries Defiance Starch it is impossi BILE
to sell them any other cold water
starch. 1t can be used cold or boiled
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HereditN.

do you believe in heredfty2-'
Certainly: know a barber who
has three little shavers.''
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Tdo not believe Piso's Cure for Consumption
has equal for coughs and colds--JOHN =
BOYER, Trinity Springs. Ind. Feb. Is. 1900
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It is better to give thar to receive
the thing you don't want.
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SoofhIEe Sxrop
Mrs. WinsIow,a

A donation party-the fellow who i:
out for the dough.
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ETC permanently o after
- first days Kline's Great Nerve Restor
IT Send FREE SO 90 trial bottle and treatise
R. H Philadel Pa
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Mrs. WinsIow's Soothing Syrup
For children teething softens gums. reduces in
damIneton. aays pain, wind collie. 25e botte
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1902-07-03

mans bad luck is often due to his
bad ha bits.
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Debts expand the more they are
contracted.
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WHY 1T SELLS

The one thing we are all willing to
share with others is trouble.
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man may know his own mind, and
not know very much at that
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A rich mans autograph always look
best on a check.
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The egg merchant ought to know
the lay of the land.
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ALL UP-TO-DATE HOUSEKEEPERS
JTso 7. al Cross Rail Rlue 1t makes clothes
clean and sweet as when new. All grocers
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him.
He-I doubt if he ever catches up to
it.
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DR.. J. C. BROWN, Practice Limited to
Wichita. KAns- Eye, Ear, Nose & Throat.
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The bill collector is one man who i.
seldom out of job
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WHEN you BUY STARCH
. buy Defiance and get the best, 16 o. for
10 cents Once used, always used
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Stops the Cough and
Works on the Cold
Laxative Brot,-o Quinine Tablets Price 25
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Too much pride is nothing to be
proud of.
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The people who never NEEDLE are
the ones who deserve medals.
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The girl generally draws a man out
before she pulls him in
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Straw hats show which way the
wind blows.
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lawyers brief may be pretty long
winded.
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Next to knowing lot it's good
thing to be a good guesser-
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Love your neighbor as yourself, and
you won't be talked about.
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to men with rig to Introduce our Pc-lltry goods
Snnd stP. Javelle Mfg Co. Dept ID, Parsons, *
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People who live tick seem to be
immensely ticlxled about it
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Storelxeepers report that the extra
quaint together with the superior
quality, of Defiance Starch makes it
next to impossible to sell any other
brand.
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RED CRoss BALL BLUE

Should be in every home. Ask your grocer
for it. Large 2 OK package only cents
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Hush money proves that silence i
golden.
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$40 A WEEK AND EXPENSES

The average baby is a bowling sue
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Halls Catarrh Cure
Is constitutional cure Price, 75c-
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The washerwoman may often be
seen wringing her hands
Hairs Catarrh Cure
Is a constitutional cure Price, 75c-
People who live on tick seem to be
immensely tickled about it
Hush money proves that silence is
storekeepers report that the extra
quantity, together with the superior
quality, of Defiance Starch makes it
next to impossible to sell any other
brand
The egg merchant ought to know
the lay of the land
The girl generally draws a man out
before she pulls him in
Stops the Cough and
Works or the Cold
Laxative Bror-o Quinine Tablets Price Csc
The bill collector is one man who is
seldom out of a job
man may know his own mind, and
not know very much at that
FITS permsnently cured Ne ats nerxeusne,s after
s.. s
Debts expand the more they are
contracted.
Some people can squeeze lot of en-
ioyment out of a lemon
SENSIBLE HOUsEKEEPERs
will have Defiance Starch, not alone
because they get one-third more for
the same money, but also because OF
superior quality.
The average baby is a bowling sue
cess.
$40 a WEEK AND EXPENSES
tomen with rig TO introduce Fc-1ltry goods
Snnd str. Jave1le Mfg Co, Dept d, Parsons, *
| The people who never NEEDLE are
| the ones who deserve medals.
! Straw hats show which way the
! wind blows.
ALI. uP-TO-DATE HOUSEKEEPERS
| Use Red Cross Ball Blue. 1t makes clothes
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The washerwoman may often be
seen wringing her hands
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A Single Set, price 81, Is often
sufficient to cure the most tortur-
ing, disfiearing skin, scalp, and
blood humours, rashes, itchings,
and irritations, with loss of hair,
when ali else fails.