The Lewiston teller. (Lewiston, Idaho) 1900-1905, 1902-06-26
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Earrings are sun the idsHioH Win
telephone girls.-Philadelphia Record.
Il suppose the corona ton will be like
grand play" But without any VII
lain Not ST all There's Alfred Aus
sin."-Life
Nightmares: Il dream my stories. !"
said Hicks. the author. How you
mus, dread going to bed" exclaimed
Cynicus--Tis-Bits.
The Sad Part: Mrs. PATTERSON
What. you've had fourteen cooks in
three months Mrs. Catterson-Yes;
and didn't please any of them.-Life.
Just as Bad: Jimson-Were you ever
in Kansas cyclone: Jester-No. but
I've been through the New York Gus
tom house e2amination.-Ohio State
Journal
The intricacies of trade: Woman
How much for children's pictures?
Photogra pher-Ten shillngs dozen.
madam Woman-Why-er-y but
I've got only nine-Tit-B Bits.
Our Song Birds: DO you speak En-
glish. madame:" inquired the inter-
viewer Yer leetl." replied the oper.
attic celebrity. smiling sweetly: only
lis: How | lofe America" PUCK.
Gotham-l see the weather man has
struck il right in ,o-night's paper.
Church-You don't mean it? Gotham
Yes: he says the weather year ago
to-day was clear-Yonkers Statesman.
Missed it: Il missed one of my pull
lets last night. Rufus" said the colonel.
sternly. "Sho." replied Rufus. evasiye-
ly. "yo' oughtn't tub shoot at pullets
in de dahk, kunneL"-Ohio State Jour-
nal
The only one: Tourist in London
Dickens was in the habit of frequent
ing this tavern. was he not; Land
lord tproudlyl-No. sir: this is the tav-
ern which he never frequented-Brook-
Ign Life.
His Past: Ferdy trying to make an
mpression-Heaven what would I
not give to be able to forget my past.
Edith-What. do those old nursery
spankings still rankle in your memory?
Judge.
Faithful: Lady district visiting,-
Your wife is always hard at work. and
you seem to be always idling. Do you
ever do anything to support your
house: Rufian-Yus. OF leans again
it.-Punch-
Teeth: Bobby-My gran'ma's SO old
she amt got tooth in her head Tom-
sny-Ain't she: Well mebby they're
in her bureau drawer. Ike my Aunt
Titles Is sometimes. - Philadelphia
Evening Bulletin.
Oh his high horse: Merchandise
you're looking for position. Young
College Graduate-No: I've wasted SO
much time looking for q position
that I'll be satisfied now to take job.
philadelphia Press.
Spring Opening: Dealer in second.
hand garments ito assistant.-We can't
mark this suit Fashionable it's too
shabby. Youthful Assistant ia humor-
ist,-Nc: but you might mark 1t VERY
much worn.-Tit-B Bits.
An Explanation: You frankly con-
feSs that your novel failed because OF
q lack Of literary skin:' Il do" an.
swered the author: 1.-THE man who
Wrote the advertisements was no
good Washington Star.
Scene. anywhere: Customcr-rd Ike
q piece suitable for roast Meat Mar
ken Man-How much. madam: Gus
fomer-As much as can get for half a
dollar. want to make q roast beef
sandwich--Chieago Tribune.
Mcsher-There were two apnles In
the cupboard Tommy. and now there
Is only one Hcw's that: Tommy
who sees no way OF escape.-Weu
ma. II was 80 dark In there 1 d;ap't
see the other. Glasgow Evenin.
Times.
Short measure: What am So mad
about" repeated the popular actress
with eashing eyes,. 4 only Got three
bouquets that's what.-' But said
the manager, yen surely didn't expec,
mere" OF course did paad for
eve philadelphia Press.
Hungry but fassidsons: LADY said
the wayfarer. Il can't eat these
scraps You eant. said the ho,,ss>
wife. In surprise; -wh-. You lust told
me that you we're so hungry ron could
eat honse-" Yes. mum: fut meant
= Forseracuse- Chicago News
Helpful hints U-o-o-h-h- Ii Is tn.
wife who shrIeks thus What Is the
maffefy calls the husband -Rahy has
swallowed tack Nerroaxly the hus.
hand seeks ha copy Of First Aid IA
the Injured Quicker yet is -he wife
Sees She il feeding the hsbr tag.