Arizona republican., 1902-03-02
LITTLE JAMES
Can episode which puts Mr. Mason's
recent senate bill in a favor
able light0


able light)
Bout a week ago Senter Mason of
Iliinoiy introduced into tn SENT bill
fer what he sed vas tn Development
Of FizZicle Culcher in tn Country TIL
Bill perVided fer L new Draw in tn
Cabinet an tn man at tn he'd of it was
to be called tn SECRETARY of FiZZicle
Ciroath. Senter Mason amt allus
very Sollum Teller orly when he's q
tallin about tn Rongs OF tn Philippians
an then he gets in Ernest. TIL only
other time he ever, talks a SERIOUS
View of Life is when he hears at some
other Illinoiy Statesman begins to asst
about tn Salary OF Senters an what's
tn cos of Livin' an House Rent in
Washington. All other times Senter
Mason is as much of a Josher as he
ust to be when he was Pollytishun
in Chicago an when him an Paul Hull
ust to play TIL Dramy of The Love
Struck Swine; or, a Romants OF tn
Barn Yard in Champagne County
Everybody imagined at Senter Ma
son was in fun about his Fizzicle Gull
cher bill, but it wasn't a week till
somethin' happened in tn SENT at
made votes fer tn Bill.
Wun day Mister Tillman of the
South of Caroliny. sed somethin' at
his partner, Mr.. McLaurin. cudden't
take and go back and face his con-
stituence again, an he calls Mister Till
man a Tyre an seq other things to him
at turns Mister Tillman's sweet
temper sour. Mister TiIlman he
seZ to hisself. seq he. What
shall ! do to this here upstart firm my
I l..
out in tn Cloke Room an I dor't have
time to 30 an git it I CESS I'll just
hand him a bunch Country Style
Mister Till man wox over to where
Mister McLaurin was standin' an leeds
with his Icf, which lan's on Mister Nc
Laurin's ford. Mister McLaurin. he
countered with his Rite. which was
hedded off by Mister I'illman's Nose.
which has been gitten' in tn way of
everything ats been d goin' on in tn
SENT fer a good NANNY yeers.
Up to this time nobody took much
intrust in til Ffte. tn other Senters
sethered aroun' an they seq. I'VE CESS
we better not interfear. This is Il
South of Carolina affair an they's hell
on Staff Rites down there" Jist then
Mister Tillman led at Mister McLaurin
agin an hit Senter FUN TIL North al
was standin' off in anuther Isle.
| Hole on" cride President Fry: that
Bio brings this controversy into tn
Purvew of tn SENT. You let this
here fife escape firm tn Boundry lines
of the South of Caroliny an commit
ted a Assault on tn Representative of
a nuther Suvren Stait. We hat to take
Connizance of it."
Then they Rested tn Senters firm
tn South of Caroliny an set their Trile
fer all tn mex Week.
At this Pint Senter Mason rose an
seq. seq he. Mister President. 1 desire
to call III atenshun of tn SENT to this
here episode as d Illustrashun of tn
Advantage of my bill fer tn develop
ment of FiZzle Culcher. which con-
templates. 'mons other things, at tn
| Hole Amerrycun people shall git to be
more Skilfle SparTows an Boxers an
Rasslers. If Mister Tillman had "a
come under tn pervishuns of my Bill
sevrel years ago this Unforchunit event
cud "a been confined to tn Stait which
it originated in. He cud a landed on
mis- Colleagues Soicr Pl-Nus instid OF
ccunterin on the Northern Sen
ter. who was standin Behint
him on tn opposite side of tn
Chamber. Mister President. Il hire Ed
ucashun of Senters in tn Scions of
tn Manly Art II make it Safer, Mister