The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1902-11-28
FILLUP FILLIPs.

Sheer recklessness makes hero but shear
| recklessuess breaks an editor.
Love cherished is redlipped and woong, but
love Tilted is redheaded and suing
The butchers twelve ounces for 4 Mound in
these days OF high priced meat is a soaey trick
The man who always wants loan should be
left alone.
The woman who is prone to scold should re-
member that with some men abuse means booze
workman is known by his chips-so is
gambler.
A man who takes your life is either muir
dercr or life insurance agent, and the average
man would about as soon meet one as the other
It seems strange that a should contend
for right to sell opium when everybody knows
that it is drug on the market.
A New Jersey preacher who delivered a sermon
arraignng the wearers Of openwork hose created
such storm that he was forced to resign his
pastoratc. He evidently aroused too many hose
Annas.
A New York judge has decided that women
can smoke, but the woman who tries it for the
first time is likely 10 decide otherwise.
The next stage in the Molineux case will be
the theatrical
! Quininc is said to be sure preventive of
/ danger from tarantua bites Take twenty-five
10 thirty grains within twenty-four hours before
| being bitten by the big spider and it makes one
| immune. A person saturated with quinine is
said to be able to handle the tarantula with
perfect security.--Gyecrghc BaRrcr.
Those who contemplate being bitten within
the next twenty-four hours now dope up.
'Ts a dull gray day for Houstons great Car
niva but Houston knows how to do things
which we must yet learn, Houston is in the
ring into which are striving to enter. Orange
is content to follow Houstou-for several years.
! Orange Daily Tribune.
Wen set you swift pace, son, but IL you can
keep the gait, and you give promise OF being
able to do so, you'll eventually be wearing dia.
monds
Since Joaquin Miller has struck oil in Texas
he has quit occurring, but says he will devote
himself more assiduously than to his literary
work Mr. Miller appears, however, to have
| changed his mind about making his home in the
! State where his oil lands are located and where
the climate is most conducive to health and
| longevity The Poet OF the Sierras might have
become the Texas Poet Lariat ii he had chosen
to settle down on his Texas ranch but the hustle
and stir OF great cities appear to have more
attraction for hm--Sdn 4ntorio Express
As Joaquin didn't come, Chittenden is oar
poet Larry yet
Some OF the Houston papers arc saying ssr-
castle and insuuating things about the ae1uittal
Of Moineux. Now isn't it just a little out OF
place for Houston TO be throwing stones con-
corning murder cases i--Lq Porte Chronicle.
Take us as VIC say, son, not as We do.
Trolley cars continue to be safer than drieible
balloons Byour,cood Bulletin
oh, We don't know it kills man 70 Re run
over by q trolley car, but thousands have been
run over by dirigibe balloon without even being
touched.
VIII Waco and Houston 20 way back and s,t
down? Orange comes to the front with three
killings in one afternoon -Iidrahdshio Enter
PRISE
il Waco was to go away back and sit down
she'd have to sit in the mud.
The following is found in The Houston Post
written BY J. NJ Lewis We suppose that he s
throwing il at Mrs, Mary VIM Shoots. because
he envies her on account Of her being smarter
than he is lis poetry, but we have 10 print il.
Oh Mr. snoot Oh NJ Sn5at
is i mGeei yaH creed
lsst ner saovd fe mere sss Haa one
Qh t iadts4
n gou bad bale scaf, IT wives
Aud esch some ittlt Smo0is
How could YOU manage these raw DAYS
To wipe their little snootsI
-Sulpkm Springs Nezss
The Smoot we were writing about and IN.
smoot you were thinking about are two diHeren,
Shoots Our Smoot is a Utah Mormon WIZ,
the republicans have promised to send "a m
United States senate.
Houston is in all the glory Of her Car,;v,,
with the absurd aud unpronouneeabls ram. ~.
week bat the skies are not propitious ana -
Carnival sunshine Is IN hiding behind dams ,nS
suilen eiouds. Il tAkes very superior krd u