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The Springfield herald., 1902-09-19

You never hear any one complain
about Defiance Starch There is
none to equal it in quality and guam
tity. 1G ounces. 10 cents. Try it now
and save your money.
The Springfield herald., 1902-09-19

The chap who is n gifted liar
May oft amuse, yet rouse our Ire;
But he who always tells the truth
Affects us like Il serpent's tooth.
The Springfield herald., 1902-09-19

Mrs. Stubbs-They have captured the
cleverest hotel robber in the country,
John. Mr.. Stubbs-Indeed. Which no
tel did he run?
The Springfield herald., 1902-09-19

DO you know that woman?" "I have
listening acquaintance with her."
What do you mean by that?' "She is
my wife"
The Springfield herald., 1902-09-19

Get up. Bobbie." called his mother
from the bottom of the stair you know
the early birds gets the worm ..Is that
all you got for breakfast" replied Bob
bic. sleepy. he turned over for an
other SnooZe.
The Springfield herald., 1902-09-19

A passer-by read the sign, Smith
Manufacturing Company" on an I'M
mensely large building. Now SAID
he. Il know where all the Smiths come
from"
The Springfield herald., 1902-09-19

Piso's Cure for Consumption is an infalltble
medic: nc for coughs and colds--N. w. SAMUEL.
Ocean Grove. N. j.. Feb. II. 1900
The Springfield herald., 1902-09-19

You can tell an engaged girl by tie
= rrown-up clothes she is always making
land a married one by those that are not
grown up. .. ft
The Springfield herald., 1902-09-19

You can manufacture blonde hair
but red heads just come natural.
The Springfield herald., 1902-09-19

EIrS r,ermanentlyCurca &c fts nervousness after
Arst day use of DR.. Kline Groat Nerve Restorer.
send for FREE $500 trial Dottle and treatise.
The Springfield herald., 1902-09-19
Halls Catarrh Cure
Is taken internally. Price, 75c.

A man may be as broad as he is long,
as square as die and still be a good all
around man.
The Springfield herald., 1902-09-19

Don't let the little ones suffer from eczema
or other torturing skin diseases. No need
for it. Doan's Ointment cures. Can't harm
the most delicate skin. AT any drug store,
80 cents.
The Springfield herald., 1902-09-19

Teacher teacher shouted little
Johnnie. announcing an important
event in the Wayback family. baby
stands up on his hind legs and walks"
The Springfield herald., 1902-09-19

y newspaper at Crooksville. Ohio. is
called ''X-Rays." An Nraise is good,
The Springfield herald., 1902-09-19
Stops the Cough and
Works OFF the Gold
Laxative Bromo Qutnine Tablets. Price &c

The name of the President has been
pronounced in fourteen different ways.
all of them wrong. The correct pronun-
citation is "Rozyyelt.'
The Springfield herald., 1902-09-19

IT'S because of their true merit that
so many smokers prefer Bakers Bull
head Scent cigar.
The Springfield herald., 1902-09-19

to attend to the latter
crop? That is just
what it is intended
for. 1t drives out the
aches and heals the
wounded flesh most
thoroughly. It's the
Best lininent for the
flesh of man or beast.
The Springfield herald., 1902-09-19

Defiance Starch is guaranteed biggest
and best or money refunded. 16 ounces,
10 cents Try it now.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-09-08
MARRIED in ST. PAUL.
WANTED IN RACINE
Frank omior, Who Turned Down Offer of
$1,000, Charged With Theft
of SO. ~

]. w. Williams, the brother-in=law Of
Frank Omlor, the young man who turn
ed down an offer of $1,000 from, his, father
and married the GIRO his choice, wants
TO know what has become of his $40 and
his wife. Incidentally Williams has sworn
out a warrant for Omlor's arrest, accord
ing to a Racine, Wis, dispatch.
Williams accuses Onllory who boarded
at his house until he took his sudden
departure, with the theft. Williams can
not explain his wife's conduct in leaving
without notifying him.
When a G o b e reporter called at 129
West Fourth street last night, where Mr..
and Mrs. Omlor and Mrs. Williams have
been boarding since arriving in ST Paul,
the landlady said that they had left the
house early in the evening and had not
returned home. Their trunks are still in
their rooms.
Mrs. Williams, when seen the day of her
brothers marriage to Miss Gottsacker,
said that she came to st. Paul for the
purpose of assisting her prospective sis
ter-in-law in making her wedding out
fit. 1t was their intention not to be mar
ried until Sept. 8, but upon reaching this
city changed their minds and sought out
a court official without losing any time.
Mrs. Williams said that she expected to
return to Racine just as soon as Miss
Gottsacl1er had her outfit completed.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-09-08
CATHOLIC MISSIONARIES TAKE
POSSESSION OF
CATHEDRAL
TRI- DAILY MEETINGS
ANNOUNCED FOR TWO WEEKS
Series of Special Services Is lnaugur-
ated-Lectures Are Planned at
Which Women and Men Will Be
Separated-Crowds Throng Edifice
at Last Evenings Sermon.

Rev. David Kennedy, one of the
Paulist fathers who are conducting a
mission at the Cathedral, preached the
sermon at the 1920 o'clock mass yes
terday morning.
He took for the text, I'VE are the
ambassadors Of Christ as though God
himself did beseech you by us. We
pray in Christ's stead, be we recon-
ciled to God.''
The sermon was preceded by a
history of the Paulist mission and the
object of the services, which will be
held at and $50 a. m. and 1880 p.
m. daily for the next two weeks.
Women and Men Separated.
In speaking of the work of the mis-
sion, Rev. j. P. MacCorry said the
reason for holding a weeks service
exclusively for women and then an
other week for men was owing to the
fact that the church would not accom-
modate those desiring to attend at one
time.
1.-The mission services are for Catho-
lies and are of the same nature as
those held by other denominations
under the name Of revival meetings
except that they are devoid Of SEN
sationalism," said Father MacCorry.
Straight Language Is in Order.
'The sermons are proceeded by doc
trinal instructions and those who at
tend come to listen to plain and strong
words on the vital subjects which per-
tain to eternal life"
For the week commencing last even
ing the services will be exclusively for
women and commencing next Sunday
evening the services will be for men.
Last evening the Cathedral was
packed to the doors long before the
services commenced and the sermon
was delivered by Rev. J. P. MacCorry.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-09-08
MINNESOTA MILITIA
BOYS GO ACCOUNTING
Artiilerymen Depart for Wisconsin in
Search of Prizes and Rooseveit's
Commendstion.

The team Representing the artillery
branch of the Minnesota National
guard is expected to follow the in
structions given by President Roose-
welt to shoot straight" in the inter-
state contest which begins at Camp
Douglass, Wiss today.
The team is made up of seven men
and two alteFnates who were selected
afr competitive shoot at Lake City,
Aug. 4, and INCLUDES the following:
Maj. George G. IAsImbert, First artillery,
Battery B; Capt: Henry Larson, Bat
terry A; Sergeant Thomas J. Wilson,
Battery A; SERGEANT F. C. Whine, Bat
terry b; Sergeant, Harry Nelson, Bat
terry B; CorporaP., Herbert c. Blaisdell,
Battery 3.
The alternates. are Sergeant Merry
M. Dornseif, Battery A, and Sergeant
r. B. Barnard, Battery B.
Maj. Lambert is confident that the
Minnesota team will win the contest
this year and to prove his claim he
points to the 'reG6rd made by the men
selected for the team in the COMPETE
tive shoot held q little over month
ago. The team Will use the 500 inch
breech loading pieces belonging to the
battery, which are improved by tele-
scopic sights
The shooting will be done at the
2,500-yard range and each of the seven
members Of the teams will fire ten
rounds
The contest will commence this
morning and isrexpeeted to be finished
Wednesday afternoon, providing the
weather is good.
The transportation of the Minnesota
team from the Wisconsin state line is
paid for by the Wisconsin guard as is
also the subsistence of the visiting
team.
ried off the honors at the interstate
contest, which was held at Lake City.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-09-08
AN OLD WAR.
Pretty Near Tinae to Stop.

Wouldn't it make your friend mad
to tell her she was in reality a
drunkard, but many women are drunk
ards unconsciously from the use Of
coffee, which wrecks their nervous
systems, and they seem unable to
reform.
A lady in Philadelphia, Pa, was very
badly affected by coffee, causing her to
have nervous proskratlon, and she final
ly woke up to the fact that she was
in reality a coffee drunkard. Her doc
tor had toldi hern that she must give
up coffee, but she seemed unable to
do it.
about Postura Foed Coffee and thought
she would give it,ia trial. She says
COFFEE had such.a strong hold on me,
that at first T did mot make 1t all Pos
tum, but addedd a tablespoonful Of
coffee. After a while a quit putting
coffee in at all, and soon found I felt
much better Continued use stopped
NV headaches and biiiousness, and I
soon noticed that my nervousness had
evidently left me for good. Now I
would not use anything else, and the
smell of coffee makes me sick.
I am using your Grape-Nuts also,
and think # a wonderful food. I late
w cured an attack of indigestion by
eating nothing but Grape-Nuts and
drinlTinp Postum for two weeks and
now can eat solid food and feel no
distress" Name given by Postum Co.,
Battle Creek, Mich.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-09-08
POLICE BAN is ON
PAVEMENT SIGNS
Chief o'connor Wages War on Persons
Illegally Using the
Asphalt.

St. Paul streets can no longer be util-
lied as advertising boards. The enter
prising merchant or manufacturer will
not be allowed to tell the public of his
wares through the medium of the asphalt
pavement. If he does he will find himself
and his Industrious "ad'' man in the city
Jail
Chief O'Connor has issued orders to all
policemen to arrest anyone found writing
on the pavement or pasting lads" on it.
The order will be rigidly enforced.
Since April several firms, principally
drug manufacturers, have been using the
asphalt pavements as billboards They
have men employed painting and writing
ads on the street until the practice has
become a nuisance.
When Chief O'Connor returned from
his vacation Tuesday the first thing that
he saw was a large sign painted on the
pavement at Fourth and Robert streets.
Use Linkey's Liver Pills; they're good
for what ails you" At every crossing to
the station this or some other lad" was
written. Chief o'Connor decided that
such enterprise was overstepping the
bounds of legitimate trade, SO he ordered
the practice stopped
If caught writing on the pavement, the
agents of the large concern which has
been utilizing the streets will be prose-
cuted, charged with destruction of prop
erty. All the lads" have been erased
from the pavements.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-09-08
WRECK is PREVENTED
DRIVING ROD CRACKS ON FAST
NORTHERN PACIFIC ENGINE
Grew of Train Discovers Flaw in Time
to Prevent Ditching of Cars-Su-
perior Limited Runs in From Hinck-
ley Two Hours Late.

The Superior Limited on the Duluth
short line of the Northern Pacific road,
tearing it's way along the tracks south
ward at the rate of fifty miles an hour,
was suddenly halted three miles
south of Hinelxley yesterday afternoon
and the discovery made that another
half miles run would have resulted in
the ditching of the train and probably
a great loss of life.
The driving rod on the left side of
the locomotive had cracked and the
Earring and pounding of the engine
travelling along at a mile q minute
gait, would have broken the rod in the
middle, with the unavoidable result of
ditching the train.
Train Is Halted.
The engineer, soon after leaving
Hinckley, suspected that something
was wrong with the engine, owing to
a peculiar rumbling and Earring of the
big machine. He brought the train to
a stop. and investigated. Nearly half
an hour was spent in a careful eX-
animation, but without any dfsclos-
ures.
Finally the conductor took hand in
the matter and instructed the fireman
to start the engine up slowly. AS the
driving rod began to move the crack
was discovered by the engineer.
Stops in Nick of Time.
The necessary preparations We're
made for resuming the trip and the
train reached st. Paul at $3.50 last
night two hours late.
The train crew when seen agreed
that it was about as narrow an escape
from being wrecked as they had ever
experienced. The engineer said that
hoI 10
suited in THE ditching of the train, for
when the.i driving rod broke. it would
have twirled around and pierced the
ground throwing the engine over on
its side. There We're 200 passengers on
board.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-09-08
DEPOPULATION OF
STATE FAIR BEGINS
Railroads Are Given Lively Time by
Exhibitors Anxious to Get
- Away.


Yesterday was a busy day at the fair
grounds While the exhibitors were
three or four days in arriving with their
displays each and every one of them was
anxious to get away in one and the same
day.
The result was that the agents for the
railroad companies had right lively
time in arranging for cars and making out
waybillS for the shippers.
Secretary Randall and the clerical force
in his Office We're busily engaged in max
ing out checks for premium awards. This
had to be done even if it entailed work
ing ON Sunday, as the exhibitors were
anxious to get away and the manage
,ment has declined to allow any of the
exhibits to be- moved from the grounds
until late Saturday night.
1t will take @ couple of days to remove
the machinery exhibits and some Of the
heavy displays in other departments.
The fair managers will not hold for
NAL session for a week or so as practical
1y nothing cans be done until the financial
statement showing the receipts and dis
bursements isicoInpleted.
Secretary Randall sticks to his state
ment that the "clan up will be in the
neighborhood Of $40, 000
Among these improvements which will
certainly be made for next year is the
putting in of half dozen drinking foun-
tains for the benefit of those of the visit
ors who wantisomathing to drink and do
not care about paying cents for pop
or lemonade ,a
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-09-08
PRIZES FOR MEMBERS
OF SUNBEAM CLUB
Children Gather at Auditorium and Re-
ceive Gifts From Sena-
tor CIapp.

More than a score of little children
We're made Supremacy happy yesterday
afternoon at the auditorium, when Sena-
tor Clapp presented the t,. lucky members e.r
ward for work done in gardening during
the summer.
About 200 children were present at the
exercises Congressman F. C. Stevens
presided and Father Lawler, pastor Of
the Cathedral delivered short address,
At the close of the exercises Senator
Clapp, gave the awards to the winners.
Each child who entered the contest had
an exhibit of his work at yesterdays
meeting. Most of the displays were of
flowers but one or two sturdy little boys
entered an exhibit of vegetables
Before presenting the prizes Senator
Clapp delivered a short address COM
plimenting the children on their work
and praising them for their industry The
fact that all did not win prizes. he said,
was no evidence that their work was not
appreciated
Those who won prizes are: Pauline
watch chain; Mable Lovenes, book and
picture; Cecilia Sobieski, silver spoon;
Katherine Rposch, toilet bottle and pic
ture; Mary Miller, Dickens Child History
Elsie Davis, Mound Park picture; Rose
Calm, madonna. Honorable mention, Ida
Egan. Katherine, Reiss- Hattie Marks,
Minnie Schultz, Hilda Olson and Irene
watch; Gust Olson. suit Of clothes: Benny
Anderson, fountain pen; Arthur Pringle
silver watch; Joseph Lally, hat and
Dickens Child History of England.
The meetings of the Sunbeam club
have been held every Sunday afternoon
at the Auditorium. The children have
been given lessons in gardening and their
work examined weekly by the ladies in
charge of the club. Prominent men and
women have spoken at the weekly meet
ings and the little people have, been given
instructions in etiquette and table man
nerS. '7fTervetA SnJ 5goa4.4
The work was in charge of Mrs. Arthur
c. Clark and Mrs. c. e. Flitner. Yester-
day was the final meeting of the sum-
get the children together at Thanksgiv-
ing time and again at Christmas. The
work will be renewed next summer. Con-
gresham Stevens and Senator Clapp
promised Mrs. Clark and the children
Yesterday that the government would
supply them with all the seed needed
next year. ass T=fa+fae sd.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-09-08
TELLS IN A=LETTER OF
SUICIDAL INTENTION
Man Eviden(Iy fired Of the World
Indites Queer Missive.


Supposedly bogn to. endure trouble
and harboring a grudge against the
world, some unknown man at Vino
ma writes a letter bidding a. fond fare
well to all Ibis fellow men" and stat
Ing that he IS about to commit suicide
as ne cannot govt no longer"
The letter is dated Sept. 4, and reads
as follows: ia
To Whom 1t May Concern-I am
just IN the act of bidding my fellow
men farewell. r am. tired of life. /
cannot go it NO longer. / believe that 1
am born to have trouble You will
IND my remains at the bottom of the
Mississippi. Let me sleep there, do not
trouble yourself about me. / have a
grudge against this world and do not
want another man to- view my face.
1t would not do to make my acquaint-
ance, as some of my friends would be
greatly grieved. Farewell"
The letter is written in cramped
hand, and is tear -stained. The spell
ing is poor and the construction indi-
Gates that the man labored under
great mental strain.
A dispatch from Winona says that
no body has been found in the river,
but man who acted queerly was seen
in the city Thursday. He disappeared
mysteriously after paying his hotel bill
Thursday night. 1t is thought that he
may be the author of the letter.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-09-08
WOOlenS

Waistings = In wool and fianneis,
new designs and colors, plain col
ors and stripes. Soc, 75o, 85c, $1.oo.
kerseys = For coats. capes and
Jackets, all grades and colors,
light and heavy weights from
$500 to $3.50 per yard,
Wrapper Flannels-Imported French
fabrics, for dressing sacques,
wrappers, etc., 75c per yard So
Fleece Lined CIoths-For wrappers,
36 inches wide, light and dark
printings, 15e per yard.
Outing FIanneIs = In plain colors,
stripes and checks, good weight,
loo per yard.
Health Comforts-All wool and all
sizes, eiderdown and cotton filed
comforts; our own make, white
rose cotton, best silkaline covers,
at $500 each.
Blankets and Wrapper Robes, all
wool, a nice assortment; also Cot
ton Blankets.
A few soiIed Blankets at Reduced
Prices.
Shirt Waist Goods-Heavy Cotton,
for Fall Wear, in mercerized
cottons.
Oxfords, Poplins. Hopsacking and
Cheviots, fast colors, wash nicely,
from 40o to $3.50.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-09-08
BOASTS FOR j. P. MORGAN.
Rev. Morrison Says Financier Is far From
Being Peacemaker.

81. P. Morgan doesn't belong to that
class known as peacemakers, declared
Rev. Morrison, Of the Plymouth Congrega-
tional church while discussing the text
of his Sunday mornings sermon.
"Peacemakers must be men of broad
minds and have large hearts, able to
comprehend not only one side, but both
sides of the vital question and believed in
by adherents of both. They might belong
nominally to the one side or the other
they certainly would not be go-betweens
and compromisers, but they must be men
with genius for thoroughness; that gift
which we describe as the faculty for put
ting yourself in his place..
But this is nothing more nor less than
the spirit of Christianity which COM
mands US to seek not our own good, but
the good of others. There is no escap-
ing the obligation which rests upon the
church Of being the meeting place of all
classes, and of being the agency for per-
meating all life, corporate as well as pri
vate, with the spirit of the Prince of
Peace.
In this solemn communion hour" con-
tinued Rev. Morrison, we could confess
how poorly we are meeting this obliga-
ton and humbly seek the strength to do
our share toward fastening more per-
feet justice and peace. We should prove
ourselves and should be called the son OF
God as we became like Him who came
to bring peace on earth, good will among
men,.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-09-08
Mems Goods

Fallr Shirts-Cluett make, plated or
plain, white ground with black.
blue and red figures or stripes,
new and pretty patterns, $3.50,
$780,,
Monarch Shirts, a. large and hand
some line at $500.
Neckwear- our in hands and Bat
wings, at Soc, 75c and $1.oo.
The narrow style, very popular
now, in black silk and MORE, SOC.
Fancy Half Hose-Lace effects and
fancy colors, a large line at, SOC,
75c, $1.oo and $1.25.
Plain Half Hose, good values, at.
25c.
Suspenders = In Isle and heavy
webs, at, Soc, 75c, $500 and SIPS.
Pioneer make, very good sus-
pender, for 25c.
Underwear = Light and medium
: weights, Mattellutz steam shrunk.
$500, $2.25 and $2.75.
Norfolk and New Brunswick.
nice garment, for, 500.
colIars-"E 6 w" 25c each, or S2.75
per dozen.
ARROW Brand at 15c each. or
Q for Csc.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-09-08
co,orgd Recruits Arrive.

Mai Wood, of the Twenty fourth
infantry, in command of 115 unassign-
ed colored recruits, arrived in st. Paul
yesterday morning. The recruits are
on their way from Fort Sheridan to
Fort Assiniboine, Fort Harrison and
Missoula Mai. Wood and forty five
recruits went to Fort Assiniboine over
the Northern Pacific yesterday morn
ing, and the remainder left last even
ing for Missoula and Fort Harrison.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-09-08
REMAINS OF CHARLES FAIR
AND WIFE FORWARDED WEST
Sensation Is Afforded Passengers~on the
Steamship ST. Louis.

NEW YORK. Sept. I'm a specially
constructed mortuary chapel on the up
per deck of the steamship st. Louis,
which reached her dock today were the
bodies of Charles L. Fair and wife, vic
Tins of an automobile accident in France.
Boerniol to Hermann Oelrichs. They were
removed to the Grand Central depot and
placed on palace car which was at
tached to the Chicago special that left at
o'clock p. m.
1t was not known to the passengers of
the ship that the bodies were on board
until noon on Friday, when the ship was
little more than twenty-four hours
from Sandy Hook. In some way the
news was spread through the saloon din
ing room while the passengers were at
luncheon on that day and created in
tense excitement.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-09-08
PhiIippines at st. Louis.

NEW YORK, Sept. Gov. Taft, OF
the Philippine Islands, has appointed
DR.. William T. Wilson, OF Phlia-
delphia, special commissioner to rep
resent the Philippine government In
the preparation of the extensive ex,
hibit which Gov. Taft INTENDS Ssnala
he made at the st. Louis exposition OF
1904. The government Of the Philip
pines will participate in the EXPOSE
ton upon a large scale.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-09-08
Picnic Is Largely Attended.

Over one thousand people attended the
picnic at Harriet Island given yesterday
by the Hebrew Ladies' Aid society.
Shortly after 2 o'clock the pleasure
seekers commenced to arrive and by
O'Clock the picnic grounds were thronged,
a large number of family parties taking
advantage of the beautiful weather to
enjoy a pleasant outing, Dancing occu-
sic being furnished by the Postoffice
band.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-09-08
eorki,s Play Disappointing.

BERLIN. Sept. 1.-THE Petty Towns
people" play by Maxim Cork, the Rus
sian author. was presented at the Less,
a great audience of first nighters: The
NAV was a distinct disappointment. Al
though interesting. it is utterly lacking
81 81 e SCENES from Russian provincial town
life loosely thrown together.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-09-08

The wedding of Miss Rose Pentlovtch
day in Federation hall, Rabbi Simon per-
forming the ceremony. The bride was
assisted by her sister and Miss Minnie
Marrules. Mr.. William Pentlovtch Off
ciated as best man. After the ceremony
refreshments were served and dancing
occupied the remaining part of the even
ing. Over 400 guests were in attendance.
Mr.. and Mrs Grofman will take up their
residence at 102 State street, where they
will be at home after Oct. 1.