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Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1902-08-09

wonderfully successful in promptly curing
lame back, kidney, bladder, uric acid trou-
bles and Brght's Disease, which is the worst
form of kidney trouble.
Dr.. Kilmer's Swamp=ROot is not rec
commended for everything but you have kid
ney, liver or bladder trouble it will be found
just the remedy you need Ithas been tested
in so many ways, in hospital work. in private
practice, among the helpless too poor to pur-
chase relief and has proved SO successful in
every case that a special arrangement has
oeen made by which all readers of this paper
who have not already tried it, may have
sample bottle sent free by mail, also book
telling more about Swamp-Root and how to
find out if you have kidney or bladder trouble.
When writing mention reading this generous
offer in this paper and EsEr
send your address to 6saIIzs:IkH1s::%%:HE ssta
Dr. Kilmer & Co., Bing :I;;EEzIs
hamton, N. Y. The sl saa@ :ssE3sse
regular fifty cent and Home of swamp-Root.
dollar sizes are sold by all good druggists.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1902-08-09
House and Lot for Sale

A good brick house with seven rooms,
near Fourth Ward school. Fine garden
and lawn, with thrifty shade trees, and
in an excellent neighborhood. A good
cellar, a good cistern and good
drilled we'll, with unfailing supply of
water. A small barn on the premises,
located en- North Warren street Apply
by letter or in person at 3O8 North War
rem Street WatertOwn.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1902-08-09
REPUBLICAN STATE TICKET

For GOyernor-Robert NJ. La Toilette, of Dane.
For Lieut. -Goy.-Jas. o. Davidson, Crawford.
For Sec. of State Walter l.. Houser, Buffalo.
For Attorney Gen.-L. NJ. Sturdevant, Clark.
For Treasurer. j. Kempf, Milwaukee.
For Supt of Public Instruction. has. P. Cary,
WalwOrth.
For Railroad CommiSSioner-John w. Thomas,
Chippewa.
For Insurance CommisSioner-ZenO NJ. Host,
Milwaukee.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1902-08-09

cures made by Or.
Kilmer's Swamp-Root,
the great kidney, liver
and bladder remedy. '
1t is the great medi-
cal triumph of the nine
teenth century; dis
covered after years of
scientific research by
DR.. Kilmer, the emil,
nent kidney and blad-
der crac;a1ief o~J -
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1902-08-09
LETTER LIST.

List of letters remaining at the postof-
ice for the week ending Tuesday, Aug.
5, 1902.
DOllase, Mrs. Ed. KuSelnber, Louis
Habel Miss Flora Schaller, Mrs. Halls
VIM. +. GkUETZMACHER. P. M
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1902-08-09

R. P. Koenig & Co.'s minnesota
Queen is the best. Ask your grocer for
it. Only $1.1O Sack.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1902-08-09
SENATORIAL TICKET

(Twenty-thir District Jefferson and Wal
worth Counties.
For State Senator-Z. P. Beach. of White water
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1902-08-09
% YOU GET UP
WITH A LAME BACK :?
Kidney Trouble Makes YoM Miserable.

Almost everybody who reads the news
papers is sure to know of the wonderful
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1902-08-09

1903 Main St. WATERFOWL, WIS.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1902-08-09

Dated Madison, Wisconsin, July rs, 1902.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1902-10-24
Ola salt Mines at Rex.

Switzerland has, at Bex, salt mines
which have been worked for S4S years.
The galleries are twenty-five miles in
length and the profit $751; year
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1902-10-24
Germany's Econom c Methods.

The countess Aida Won Krockow
w.ites from Germany to the Christian
Register: Germans find that it pays
to encourage peasants to free their
fields of stones; the property rises in
Withdrawing value. The stones
thrown into heaps by the roadside are
purchased by the district road repair
ing commission. Poor men, who
otherwise we'd nave to be supported
by the almsaouses, are hired to break
these stones. and then are trained 10
the work OF repairing the roadbed.
The money to pay the men is made by
auctioneering off to the highest bid
der the crop of the fruit trees that
were planted on both sides of the
highway when it was built, and which
are nourished well by the manure
that falls along the road and Is push
ed at intervals by road tender upon
their roots. The purchaser of the
crop sees to it that his fruit is not
stolen. The road commissioners have
no bother about that. And, although
the sale be by auction, it brings in
consider --ble. Every burgher knows
how much, because the sales of high
way fruit crops are published in the
lceal newspapers.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1902-10-24
when Courtesy Fai1en.

Senator-eiect McCreary OF Kentucky
was in Washington a few days ago
calling upon his old friends in con-
gress whom he knew when he repre-.
sented his state in the house.
'McCreary was a fine eampaigner.'
said Kenturkian. When he went
the rounds of his district he kissed
all the babies, praised the cooking of
the housewives, judged the cattle of
the farmers, and adapted himself to
all circumstances. One night he drove
up to the house of farmer to stop
all night, but arrived after the supper
hour. The good woman of the house
INSISTED on getting him supper, but
he resisted and said he would take
anything cold that she had.
She told him she had some cold
nam and cold biscuits and would
warm the coffee.
Never mind warming the coffee,
madam said McCreary, I prefer it
cold Next morning at breakfast the
good lady handed hin a cup of sickly
looAlhs nQnlu, saying, Governor.
you seemed to enjoy tie cold coffee
so much Isaved some for your break
fast
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1902-10-24
costly street 1mprovemeD..

The largest sum ever spent in i'm
proving one street was s14,SOO. coo, on
the Rue de Rivoli, Paris. Now 60
NO, t.eet. London. cost 60 $50
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1902-10-23
~ELEKTRYCZNY q
DzisIA 80 kil1u podi-

DzisIA % kilku godsi-
nA6b czassmi ~ ktjku
sdnIacb. KnJt Ten powj.
men wlsie6 We dDje j =
aocy 10 jedwsbsej p,tre
No azyi spuaSosCAY q do.
iolka ME b,eSk1 st5oD9.
d~t6cony do G MA.
Pred u3yciem RE- m
~ ss 3 sssjgs q
niegO uctu 10 pare minpe
Ola d. eel moczyG "
-la5szym occ,e.
Rrzyt ten k0s tuie
81 % j wys+lamy go ne
'csle 6tany II. I do Ia
osdy. Gwarantujemy sc
krzyz ten dzials skutee1-
niej. nj pas. ktfsy jest
10-20 rszy drozssv.
LepszegO 6rcdka leczni~
:ak ten iIzy4 Mo
ma
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1902-10-23
DIAMONDS

tskze zwapy Volts krzyz.
Wyna, ez,Ony zostal y An,
stryf pfzed kiln laty
WkI6tce wszedk ~ uzYc,e
y Niemczech, F5sDcsI.
Skspdynawii j inpych
europeJsk,cD klajaci.,
edz,e & uzywaj4 tak.
SrOdek lec1DiczY p,zeciw
reum.tyzDOwt ! wfelu IN
nym chOrOb0m,
Diamond e;ektryczny
kfzvt leczy reumaiysm
nturalgte. bclesc, " krzy
Ia view DetrzDe dOlegi
wO6ci. Slab Sc nern owes
,OztargnieDie bezseDDose
hysterye. para'iz. ep le.
sye. spOplekeyq. dych...
vice: brst panrac;. bez-
nadz,ej,oSe, n.emoc. ta-
n'ec sw. Vita. zakazons:
krew. njestrawn. &c brak
apetytu ! uol- Sci zufadka
PowiD,en sip zupldow.G
dzlNv. CIV to chprprO czv
Przysiil jednegO 4 Axra
. my wSS'enY dsr,nu D,a
Tysieca pod4ieguN1h
mos 9 k.5yzA. POmzej pod,
NEWORLEANs, /
$5 40 80 ,iet klzyi6 = .ele
nos:4 cudo,vn2 Dlxy Pro
~NEDYKTYNkI, 2624Dn
THE DIAN,
3O4nn-.nh1
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1902-10-23
sSiedem kruk6|Wlll vi
Wie|r fern s i i
&. "a milos6.
- ]

Davno, bardzo davno, zvl1:a
b:elna kobieta, kt6ra mia}a s iis1nnni'
syn6w j jedne, %najmlodszae c6reczkee
!. Maj jej oddawna juz ME ~; easy
byly tax cieikle, ze Z tr1udno6oiae
MOCHA wyzywic siebie dzieci. a
to ciagle rosly j ceraz wiecej iesb
potrssbowa{y;; n~astarozyd i'm y "a
den spos6b ME mogla. DINA pew
nego zniecierpliwiona mauka zawor
la}a.
Ach! zebyscle wymogfy
zamienic sig Y krukl szzuka6
sobie v polu 4ywnoSoi.
" ala godsine wymdwila te
slowa kobieta; gdyz y tel samej
chwili mkodzi jej synowie zan'eni-
Ii sie v rzeozy sapm'ejj y kruki,
zervali sie cd sto}u, :. zz'attrr'zepota !
r - r. L-fS .r-Ng - IL %t - -t-H 800
czarnemi skrzyd}ami i odlecieli do
lasuz takim p~o6piechem. jak gdy~
by ich nawalnica gwaitowna go-
Mia.
Bolest gmiertelna seisnefa SER
ce matki, gdy u~irza}a, ze nierozwaine
sfowa pozbawl}y ja akochanych 81
now wyda}y ich ma passive jakiejS
czarodxtejsxiej SHY: gdy ostatni z
siedmiu kruk6w znlknal " gestwi-
ME le6nej. u~ieszczesliwa kobieta
padla i skonala.
Mala ds,ewezynka pozostafa
sama z trupem matki ! ciezkim
%smutkiem. Ogarnela jaa trwoga; nie
mogla sig ntrzyma6 " samotnej
chatce, pobieg}a wise'wstrone lasu,
W k,6rym: znikneli jej braeia- l:
z~apusci}a sic " gestwine. lesnae,
bieg}a coraz dslej l dalei az
zmierzch zapad}, sc,emnilo sic su-'
pelnie; wreszcie ksiezy 6 wyp}ynaf
ma niebo.. Dziewcsynka prsysz}a
ma brzeg bystrego strumlenis, kt6-
~ sic spuszc.a} ze ska}y;; " wodzie
odbijal sic jasny ksiezyc. dokola
staiy: sosny. wysokie. B'edacska by !
10 zrnyczona, pic jej sic chc'alo
bardzo, usiad}a wiec mad strumv-
KEN, poohyliia sig pi}A chciwie.
Lecz woda ,tego strumlenia miaia
moe czarodziejska " ksiez, cove
noce; gdy dsiewczynka sic nap'la,
u~]rza}a nagle pred sobq2 WINES!
postaG niewiesciq, stojaoa ma skale
i cudnem swiatlem opromieniona
Gala; u stop jej sledem kruk6w
latsloy tn i owdzie " p%owietrzu.
Dzieweczka przelek1a sic j pa
d}a IA ziemie; lecz piekna, postac
pochyi IA sic mad nia dotknss}a jej
ga4a1ka jemioly, kt6ra v reeku
trzymaia.
= Czego tn szukasz? sapy'
tala.
. Brao, moich - odpo~ie
HrEE--H-. 4E-kL.Es 80
d.ia!o sdziiew,csatko = onid togo
lasu odlecieli y postaci k'rulk6wg
) j. pos.lam ,ch odssuk.d inrato-
wad
a piekna panis rsekia;
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1902-10-23

yG11H$S
|gdyby5 niema byla urodzelnia'sdi
jezgka voale ME mia1a. Ami Fadosf,
ani oierpienie ME powinny 81 ust
rozwiazac.
Ucsynie tax ---. rick 20,
chaiaca slostrai to by}o ostatrie
|jei s}owo. Clcha i milczqca, sic
|dzia}a cdtqd v dziupll drzewa j
przedla. kruki przynosi1y jeJ poly
wienie, pila wode re strumienia j
kapala sic W MIN czesto, to tez
codziennie stawala sig piekniejsza !
bardziej urocza. Mineflo lato, mine.
h zi,nat skromna jej ssukienka lrozx
padfa sic "a {aehmany; lecz a}ugie,
"
.zlociste wfosy 9 {aniasYja2 cd stop
do glowy, lakby wspaniafym
paaszczem.
! tax przebyfa m'lcsaca ! sa-
motna y tel puszczy dfugioh szeso
lat; ME widziafa przez tep csas zad'r
nej zyjjascej istoty, opr6cz sledmlu]
kruk6w, dzikich gofebi, kt6re ma
tenn samem drzewie genlazdo soble
uviiy. AZ rae zdarsyio sie' ze
mfody krol wybraf SIG na fowy 90
tego lasu 2 licznym orssakiem
jezdzc6w ! Pieszych, sokofami i
psami gonczemi. srod dz'k'ej
puszczy lesneej zabrzm'a}y odgfosy
mysllwsklch. szczesan'e
psdv. nawoaywanie strzeled "
N}ody krdl gonlf sapalczywie
pieknego jelenia zapuscii sig da~
leko " gfab lasu. Wkrotce zatrac'4
5lad z%wlerzecia; lecz dzika go}sbka
mu droge, zatrzepotafa
skrzyd{ami kr6l jakby 80 cos tkne-
10 pchn2f kon!a popedsh % ta
go1abkee. Przeo'skaf sic przes gsgsz
cze niedostepne, przes. - 'baguai
! zaro6la az wreszc,e go}abka wle-
do ggniazdks, a on podnoszqc
ocsy ma to drzewo, ~spostrzegs sle~
" dzlupli urocza dziewice
Gala otulona p{aszczem z%{ocistych
fos6w, przedia hia}aa raczka len
bialy zwr6ci1a do jezdzca twa-
rzYoske tax piekn2 cddua, ze lad
No wyrazy opisa6 ME potra6a POI
dobayoh wds,ek6w. Widok ten
zachwycif niewymown'c mfodego
SERGE jego udersyfo gwaf
TOW ME.
- zkaad sic tn wzie}as, sliczna
zapytal - Guys jest
ludskiego rodu, czyli
n~adsiemska istota? q. pre-
b}agam Gle.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1902-10-23
Broszura p.- Lnto-
L 8skiego. !.
TX

TX
tc'as daisy,
Mech , tai bedzie; Uni~ersy-
tet jednak polsk1. z profesorem
przyznaiacym SIC do pokrewien-
silva 2 orangutangg,en';, ssympasam1
i gorylla zaszczytu Narodowi Pol
skiemu nieprzyniesie z pewnoscia i
watpie, czY znajdzie sic cbod je-
den Polak rozsadpy kt6ryby ~
cyl sobie, ably NJ katedrze uniwer-
.syteckiej ". szwajcaryi aasiadslaa
ucslowieczona ms4pa. Albo
albo. Albo p. professor jest czlo-
wiekiem stworzouym M obrss j POI.
dobiehstwo Boze, . " takim razie
jegc Q e~wolucyi zwierxecej
cie maia znaczcn,a, albo wytwo-.
rzy1a 80 ewolucya zwierzeca j naz
wtedy lstotnie -zasiadat
bedzie... rzeczvwisty .potomek pra-:
szcsurdiw ozdobionvch niegdysog o-
nami ikosmat2 szerscia. Lecz to
MAKO mas obchGdzi. do
jsklej kategoryl twor6w orofesoro~
vie przyszlego uniwersytetu v
s~zwaicaryi p1agDa s'ebie zalicsyc
mas g}6wnie kr6l poet6w
wieszcz narodowy ! praw~
mi}osnik ojczyzny, Adam
Mickicwicz, kt6rego szczYtnem
os}onid aie 2amierzaja ci
co mysla Q ut Horzeniu.
wolnego uniwcrsytetu polskiegoi
" szwajcaryi, q kt6remu p Luz
tos}awski wyrzadza krzywde wiel-
ka. przypominsjac sw,atu jeden z,
Dajsmutn'ejszych okres6w Jego 5J-
cia ~ pbczyznie.
Jak wszyscy wielcy ladzie,
tax; Dasz wJesses, niesmiertelnH
Adam Mickiewicz ulegI by4 raz jak
wiadomo, ujemnym wp4ywom
f@a-v$ZE 5r@E5 &-Eeh !
.jednostki prrez perien przeci4g
czasu zyf J powodowa} sie ME saso-
bami w}asnego genialnego ducha,
mglistemi zasadamf wymaja-
teoryis mfentora Towia6skiie-
go Wszyscy historycy ~literatury
ojczystej zgadzaja sig ma to ze
TowiahskI, wprow adzajac do du /!
sly poety psycho-stycxn4 odnisne,
ma tw6rczoSG jego oddzla1ai nader |
szkodliwie, jesli ME zuDe1nie xa-|
bojczo. Tymczasem p Lutoslawski,
autor tysiaca j jedDej rozprawy Q
milosci flatona, q prawdopodob~
ME j przysz}y rektor uniwersytetu
narodowego W Szwajcaryij smutny
ten okres Mickiewlcsa zal cza do
ua]swietniejszych i " broszurze
Un Grand Initlateur ,patrz str, icy
: tego powodn nazywa poete w'elr
kim p oczatk q ., Me-
syaszem Polski, DO apoate}em mo-
wei religli.
Ze Mickiewicz by1 ! za~ s.e
bedzie wielkim, mkt temu ME
pr.ec.y, ale nazywad 60 apo~tolemn
novel wielkiej rellxii jemu prsy
pisywa6 z.poozatkowanie balamut
aej teoryi Mesyanizmu, n to zdo
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1902-10-23

..s.... -. orSasa:1e3 Ia 1G71. ."....
Kap,taI .:adwyzka 5000, 900
Najwetsg, = r*,1 lti.h h:rii w % poludnjo~4, Minnesocie
Fnh. y-aj abe1t.ae.aA,a .-.,, Bantn al bespecxnie prsccho~-.&
= novel oa.iotrwaiet asnfe (ss.t:. Burglar Proof safe.
81 ..s .##@.' :. z@s.@ ..##@s
~ r14du,ry
VIM. d. LAIRD. pry1yden. ST pRENTlss, vsvepre.yo
a W. L~-RD. ke-,cn
Dvrektorsy
]. A Prontis, dawn,e1szy p,esydan, l.. r. Bot Ks of Brooks PRO,
Willard Of I. Morton Co y G. Tucker. Enptan.:..
s. I. Preniss. Vm. Hayes.
c. r. Bailey of II. Choste 4 c.. $3.50 j #
Pfsr sic rTc"eDta cd picnic" Ba kr0tszy e1s s1o4onp1. ,x5
KuIt. SIC I sprzn6as pe..ai*s sagranicsne. -
10 go ed knSzvnfAsnni a...~.w. @ss.- .-
- 4, ,,ysm ->a.grs,,,", ), SECOND NATIONAL. BANH
.esLbu. 4.l.,aIsa " szafsth- ~ uHv~x19o6
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1902-10-23

pod kieruslnkiem profesora takiego
przyspor1y !, '1a~y mieniowi
[polskiemu. zostawiam to sadowi
Ysamych Czytelnik6w, = tersz przy-
patFzmy sig, jar s.. Professor
wielbiciel, na}py przedzierzggDietej
w=c.}owieka'', zabiera sic Do dziela,
BY 2 pomoca drukowanej 20
fraDeuustn brossury budsic srdd
obcych zar6wno ola wielkiego poe.-
~ Adama jak j narodu, kt6rego
Wieszcz by1 synem.
Mick.ew1cz (pisze p. I. ma
str. 10y
Mickiewicz by4 poe;a. uczo
nym, dziennikarzem reformatorem
,moralnym organizatorem npo-
1ecznyu. prorokiem, byf sp,sto-
lem novel relign j.. wi~lu ipnych
rzecsy, jakich " MIN Bic znamy.
M,ckiewioz wiec zdaniem p Proc
fesora by1 apostolem Dietylko ,,no-
wei relIei,'', lecz i wielu innyvh
rzeczy. jakich Y MIN ssnie znamy
Ciekag ri jestesmy, skad P. Luto
vic 9. nieh,. jesli ;ch ME
znamy??: tn pidro 2 reki wYpada,
xaiste j ME cbce sic wierzyc, ably
professor j tw6rca ~przyszlego uni
wersytetu " Szwajcaryi m6g} cos
podobnego wyg4osi6, q jednak M
st:. 10 n~ajwyrazn,ej csytamy:
u j Ok lie " icz by4 apostle
lie M. l wielu innych
: eczy, akich " nlm
ME y: Czy P. Professor
SIG mad tenn, co pisze?
c.y spekulatywny umysl P. L.. ME
d~ostrzegl tel patworpej u%iedorzecz-
nosoi i iapk,, Y kt6ra z}apaf SIG
sam &c swoj4 logika i professor
ewego mys!enia?. Czy p. Professor,
podniest ,mie Mickiew;cza. uwa-
70 IN stosowne krit sobie cry
gdy wielkiemu poecie
prdcz ap~ostolstwa novel relegil
p~raypisuje j ,wiele innJch rzeczy,
.tdrych jak sam ~wyznaje, ME wie-
NY que nous ignorans enlui.
Dziwnym za1steb y4by TAXI apo-.
stol, kt6rYby byi apoatosem, a luz
ME daf pozDac, co apostolic
wal. r. Leadak:zarecza, Re Mic
kiewIcz byf apostolem l " lie a
, n n chnlcznanych swia-
tn erseczy i czytelnik must te-
teraz wierzyc, ze uczony professor
ma slusxDosc.
O lie broszura taxa, rzucona
" SWAT m,edzy obcych, przyczyni
sic do zwiekszenia s1awy Wieszczo-
wi polskiemu i nam = zostawiamy
70 do rozstrzygniecia ,.Zgodzie'',
J, DziennlkowiNaro Anne
ryce" i innym patentowanym pa
tryotycznym wydawnictwom pis~
nom . teraz zastan6wmy sic
chwilke mad wartokcia tel ,.nowej
religii" poety, ktora pan L. v bro
swej slawi osadzmy, czy
religijne to apostolstwo
xtedna nan w,eksze uznanie pos
r5a embellishments.
t(.lap dalsxv nasrap6.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1902-10-23

g = kaziym d 'nu, " po.ladaniu kszlego czlonkA 70
~ zdrOwevO. 0
~ przoz =Exp,ess. Money Order lub ree;atrowaDy list,,
..'an.ind el.ttryc1D. ktzyz lub 8 "a $500
1 deb a t4my cd Os6D. kt6 e s.sataly wylsczone . pos
T.. S Isise, is : = z..,c.eniu po.,,,n.y p.,a
'lekt ysznych. Re kt6:esny pupr1elnio ot,zyIn.ly prsy-
ros ing . isk 1aiszybszc nade.lanie. sos r. BE-
)nupbi, q str.- New Orleans La.
sOND ELEOTRtC C1Oss CO,
tee we. Dept 80 Ohscsgs. HI. ].
Holbrook argus., 1902-09-06
A Concession In Price.

People in frontier towns" said a Klondike pioneer. "get used to paying big money for trifies. ard S2. for box of sardines and $5 for pound of bad coffee become reasonable prices. kicked once upon time because tho price asked was too small. It vas like this: I had q jumping toothache was nearly wild with it. when went to the shanty where was told there was a dentist. A rough looking fellow told me that he was it, and asked him to draw my tooth. He looked ne over. got his forceps fastened oI ny tooth and yanked it out after couple of hard twists.
 "'How muchT 1 asked.
 "'Well, $2. guess said the dentist.
 "I paid him. although my jaw still ached pretty badly.
 "'That's the cheapest thing I've seeD around here said.
 "'Well,' he said. I thought I'd make 1t low because, on account of tie bat light, I pulled the wrong tooth.
 q had to go the next day to have the bad tooth out, and he made nat ters square by charging me $1C."-- New York Tribune.
Holbrook argus., 1902-09-06
Bones For Bread.

There is an interesting childs story called "Jack the Giant Killer" in which one of the giants is supposed to use the expression "fe-faw-fum," or something like it, when Jack has climb ed q beanstalk and been hidden by the giants wife, the rest of the growl be- ing. 'I smell the blood of an English man, but be he alive or be he dead I'll take his bones to make my bread" Possibly it has not occurred to many to ask where the idea of making bread out of bones originated, as we do not often seriously investigate fairy tales. l: is historical fact that during the siege of Paris hy Henry IV., owing to famine, bread, which had been sold while any remained for more than $1 a pound, was made from the bones in the charnel house of the Holy Inno- cents. This occurred in 1594.-Ncw York Press.
Holbrook argus., 1902-09-06
Practice and Preaching.

When the late Bishop Hare was pre- giding over Methodist Episcopal church in New York city. large re. ception was given ia his honor. to which q brother of his, lawyer. who closely resembled the bishop, was in- vited.
 During the evening member of the conference who had never met the bishops brother approached him and. shaking him warmly by the hand, said:
 "Good evening. Bishop Hare. l greatly enjoyed the sermon you gave us today. It is just what this church needs"
 "You are mistaken in the person." said the brother, smiling, as he pointed to the bishop on the opposite side of the room, ''that is the man who preach es; practice"
Holbrook argus., 1902-09-06
Nnpoleon III. and His Cigarettes.

The most obstinate of cigarette smokers was the Emperor Napoleon III. It is an error to suppose that he was ambitious. A fatalist, he fol- lowed a plan which he imagined had been traced iii advance. At Sedan, when the end came, he calmly lit cigarette. HugUs epic anger against him had large element of irritation at the mans supreme calmness. Hugo was not cigarette smoker. He never understood. he could not understand, him. Zola. who was a cigarette smoker and who ceased in order that he might become a great workman, understood and described Napoleon III. in La Dc5acle" perfectly.
Holbrook argus., 1902-09-06
CATCH PHRASES.
Their Utility In Advancing the 1n-
 tcrcsts of Business Men.

There are many instances of where a suitable catch line well drilled into people has been of great value in buiid- ing business. The best catch line Is one that fits your business best. and the discoverer of such n line is apt to be due more to inspiration than to ef fort. Pick the distinctive feature of your stock or business methods and en- lleavor to express it in Il breath.
 If you can coin phrase that ex- presses your central business idea or emphasizes some feature that marks |, your store alone. you can make good use of it. It puts into condensed form nn idea that will get hold of people rnd influence them if consistently pre- tented to them. One fact about your business well lodged in the heads of people is as good as score that do not penetrate.
 You can make people believe about what you like if you go about it prop erly. If man comes to you today and tells you there will be panic inside of six months, ysu will pay no atten- ton to him. If another comes tomor- row with the same story. he will get no attention. but you will idly wonder what is getting into folks. The third man you will argue the matter with. The fourth will get more of hearing, and you will begin to see signs of dis aster yourself. By the time the tenth man has made the statement you will be ready to tell folks the same story yourself.
 Probably you yourself could not be influenced in such manner. but the common run of people are built that way and will believe what they are told often enough. That is why an expressive catch phrase does good. It comes to stand for you and your meth Ods and of necessity is remembered when goods in your line are wanted.
 As ordinarily used such q phrase is of little value. because it is not proper ly hammered into people. Such line should go on letter heads. billheads. stationery, envelopes. should go into every ad. or circular. should be seen about the store and should appear on labels. Put it on sticlier to attach to goods and packages. Let people see 1t everywhere. If it means what 1t says, people are going to respond to it.
Holbrook argus., 1902-09-06
COUGHS QUICK WIT.
A Retort That Silenced an Interrupt
 tiOn In the Audience.

An effort of one of John B. Coughs tours of the west was to arouse his converts to political movement in fa- vor of prohibition, and in several states the politicians began to give considera- ton to the cry. The distillers and liq- uor dealers are said to have been so frightened that they employed men to follow the lecturer, sit among the audi ence and endeavor to confound him with questions. He had worked a Topeka tKan.) audience up to a fine pitch of excitement and in his effective manner cried:
 Temperance! Temperance! Tem- perance! It will mean money in your pocket. clotEes on your back. happiness in your home and God in your heart"
 Up leaped one of the paid interrupt CTS and shouted to the audience:
 "Money in your pockets! Why, fcl low citizens. follow this mans ideas and we'll be all in the poorhouse! Think of the fields of tasseled corn that stretch on every side! Whisky is made from corn. We sell millions of dollars worth of corn to the whisky makers. Stop the manufacture Of whisky, and what'll we do?"
 Then, turning to Cough, he went on:
 You, MT. Smarty-what'n we do? Tell us. if prohibition comes. what'll we do with our corn"'
 "Raise more hogs, my friend" re- piled Cough without seconds hesi- tation-"raise more hogs!'-Philadel- rhia Times.