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The suburban citizen., 1902-05-03
SHAVED BY A GRAZ BARBER.
Had His Hair Trimmed, Too But 1t Was
Not n Pleasant Ex porience.

not a Pleasant Eek porience.
"Ir will be some t'r'o before l get
free shave or haircut again at the
state Hospital in Kings Park" re.
marked a commercial traveller to a
New York Tribune reporter. You
see" he continued, 81 have occasion
to go to the institution frequently, and
know DR.. Dewng and his staff pretty
well. When I was there recently one
of the staff suggested that, inasmuch
as we both needed a shave, we let one
Of the insane BARRIERS do it.
"'The man who viii shave us, said
my friend, is perfectly sane on every
thing but the delusion that certain
people are trying to oppress or perse'
cute him. I'll get shaved first
"The barber worked so cleverly that
by the time he had finished with the
doctor was ready. 1 got a first-class
shave and had a pleasant chat with
the barber. Two weeks ago | was at
Kings Park again, and as l needed q
haircut l hunted up my tonsorial
friend. He was just the same ana
BILE adept as before. My hair was long
and wiry, but that didn't bother him
He talked of the wages paid to bar
bers at the Waldorf-Astoria and at the
Hotel Cecil in London, of the respec
tive merits of American and French
face lotions, and other things. Finally
just as | was thinking what a bully
barber he was, he jumped away from
the chair and shouted:
Hell be here to-day. l know It,
Aud he'll put the screws on me and
do me just as he used to-
"'Bing - whistler went his shears
against the door, and then he grabbed
water bottle and struck an attitude
of defiance. The cold chills ran down
my spine Suddenly he darted from
the room and half an hour later he was
in solitary confinement When
looked in the glass was scared and
amused at one and the same time.
One side of my head had been neatly
cropped, while the other had mass of
hair on it. There was no other barber
available and had to go home that
way. AWhen | reached Williamsburg
and sSHntered into my regular barber
shop the gang laughed at me till eX-
planned that the doctor had ordered
my hair left that way for the last
week. 1t was pretty poor bluff, but
it was about the only lie could think
Of All the BARRIERS chuckled at my
half-shorn head No moro crazy bar
bers for me, thank you"
The suburban citizen., 1902-05-03

sufficient vitality, an operation for
ovarian troubles. Not very cheerful
prospect, to be sure. 1, however, was
advised to try Lydia Il. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound and Sam
ative Wash; l did SO, fortunately
for me. Before month had passed l
felt that my general health had inn
proved in three months more l was
cured, and 1 have been in perfect
health since. / did not lose an engage
ment or miss q meal.
Your Vegetable Compound is cer-
tainly wonderful, and we'll worthy the
praise your admiring frieAds who have
been cured are ready to give you 1
always speak highly of it, and you
will admit / have good reason to do
so. '-MRs. G. BRUCE, Lansing, Mich.
$4,000 forfeit II above testimonial Is not genuine.
The fullest counsel on this
subject can be secured without
cost by writing to Mrs PinIlham,
Lynn, Mass. Your letter will be
entirely conGdor+inI.
The suburban citizen., 1902-05-03
A Honeymoon F1nancier.

Judge Edwards Of Lee County, who
has married over a hundred couples
since he has been ordinary, performed
the ceremony recently for runaway
couple seated in buggy in the pub
lie road.
The ceremony over, the groom fun
bled in his pockets and ished up
thirty-six cents.
"Jedge," he said this here's all the
money l got in the roun' worr, Ef
you're a-mind to take it, you kin; but
III say straightforward that I'd done
sot it aside fer the honeymoon ex.
pensesw-Atl lta Constitution.
The suburban citizen., 1902-05-03
CIasaes in China.

The Chinese standard division Of all
men is into four classes, viz, scholars,
farmers, artisans and merchants. On
principles of justice one class should
not rank above another. Yet the inva-
riable order of enumeration as given
above is practically significant of our
estimation of the class. Thus scholars
are named first, and we honor them as
the highest class in the state, and mer-
chants come last and are generally
looked upon with disdain by the edu-
Gated. And yet the flourlshing Of com
all.
If our trade is absorbed by foreign
ers the whole state from top TO bot
tom becomes weak. We must not de-
spisc the "shOpkeepers." In the west,
If any merchants desire to rescue from
the clutches Of an alien nation any
profit which rightly belong to them
selves, the Government annually as
sists those merchants with subsidies,
so that they can drive the foreigner
out of their markets. At the end Of
each year accurate statistics Of the
trade of each city are published. We
have never heard of this plan being
used in China. The reason is that in
China the officials and merchants are
at opposite ends of the scale and
hence are not in harmony. What the
officials order is usually detrimental
to trade. Any official acts which are
designed as a help to trade are exceed.
ingly rare.-Translation in Shanghai
Marcupv
The suburban citizen., 1902-05-03
Popularity Means Profit.

The popular journal is the most sue
cessful as a business venture says
Newspaperdom. 1t is the country
newspaper that molds and controls the
great bulk of public opinion. 1t is the
country newspaper that checks or bal
ances its city contemporary. 1t is the
country newspaper that finds its way
to the remote mountain hamlet, and is
read by every reading member of the
backwoods family by the light of
pine-knot fire. 1t is the country news
paper that leads the mountaineer farm
er to town to vote for John Smith for
Governor, because he saw the latter
was the champion Of the country edi-
tor. He saw it in his country paper
in print-and it must be all right. He
has never yet been fooled or led astray
by his country paper confidence
therein is unshaken. And right here
is the secret to success in country
newspaper work. First, get the conf
dence of your people; second, keep it.
The suburban citizen., 1902-05-03
Small BegIuninRs,

The statement that a man who has
a good business idea needs a fortune
with which to advertise it is not true.
Some Of the most successful Of busl-
ness men are those who began in a
small way, gradually Increasing their
advertising as they could. One man
who now employs 1000 hands first
transported his materials in a wheel
barrow, and advertised his business
only in few lines in single news
paper.
The suburban citizen., 1902-05-03
A New Market.

"Yes," said the European diplomat,
1--WE have a new motto here"
whats that?" asked the American.
when in doubt, sell the United
States some islands," piled the Euro
pean diplomat.
Who can say but this may be the SC
luton of international difficulties Gin
cinnati Commercial Tribune.
The suburban citizen., 1902-05-03
why He Anchored.

Captain" remarked the nuisance on
shipboard. who always asks such fool
ish questions, what is the object in
throwing the anchor overboard?"
Young man. replied the old salt,
do you understand the theory of
seismic disturbances? Well, we throw
the anchor overheard to keep the ocean
from slipping away from US in the fog.
See ?"-Baltimore News.
The suburban citizen., 1902-05-03
Her OnInion.

"Don't you think that Mr.. Cadding-
ton shows a very egotistlc disposition
in trying to associate himself with peo-
pie of importanceY
Not at all, answered Miss Cayenne.
at indicates great humility, 1 never
knew that a person could derive 50
much satisfaction from realizing Lis
own inferiority Washington STAR
The suburban citizen., 1902-05-03
Easily Exnlained.

'Who is that very quiet man over
there in the cornerp
"That is Professor Mustikins. He
occupies the chair Of ancient langu-
ages in our university"
IT'S rather funny, it seems to me,
that a professor of languages should
have so little to say"
"Oh, well, you know, the ancient
languages are not spoken tongues any
more. Chicago Record-H Herald.
The suburban citizen., 1902-05-03
RerrIrernted Flowers.

The florist has grown independent
of seasons. You have only TO name a
date on which you want a certain bios
som and he will have IL ready for you
The art of retarding flowers was al
ways curious, and now it has widened
out into very large dimensions.-Coun-
try Life.
The suburban citizen., 1902-05-03

ASK Your Dealer For Aliens Foot-EaSe,
A powder. 1t rests the feet. Cures Corns,
B,inions, Swollen, Sore, Hot, Callous, Aching,
sweating Feet and Ingrowing Nails. Aliens
Foot Ease makes new or tight shoes easy. At
ali Druggists and Shoe stores, 25 cents. Ac-
eept no substitute. Sample mailed FREE.
Address Allen S. Olmsted Leroy N. Y.
The suburban citizen., 1902-05-03
Experienced.

Stern Voice (from above)-"Has that
young man left yetF'
Miss Peachblow-"Oh, he started for
home an hour ago."
Stern Voice Qrom above)-"Well, you
come upstairs as soon as he gOes"-
Washington Times.
The suburban citizen., 1902-05-03
SURGICAL OPERATIONS
How Mrs. Bruce, q Noted Opera
Singer, Escaped an Operation.
Proof That Many Operations
for Ovarian Troubles are Un-
necessary.

"DEAR MRS. PrNKuAM Travelling
for years on the road, with irregular
meals and sleep and damp beds, broke
down my health so completely two
years ago that the physician advised
complete rest, and when had gained
The suburban citizen., 1902-05-03
'OUiJ:RI u BUDGET
OF HUMoR.
APoem on Fato.

You cannot choose your earthly lott
Not right all seeming wrongs,
The clam likes not
The chowder hot;
But that's where he belongs.
Washington Star.
The suburban citizen., 1902-05-03

Borem--Did you hear my stories of
my experiences at -
Peppery-No; but if you mua ten
'em please try to be lik. trusted en-
ploye.
Borem-How'S that
Peppery-Be short in your accounts.
The suburban citizen., 1902-05-03
Evnn Genius Mistakes.

This beautiful morning." said the
poet, "I can feel the sap rising" Per
haps it is only softening of the brain, my
dear" responded his wife.
The suburban citizen., 1902-05-03

Mrs. .Winslow s Soothing Syrup for children
teething, soften the gums, reduces inhamma-
tion ,allays pain cures wind collie. 25c. bottle
The suburban citizen., 1902-05-03

Piso's Cure for Consumptionis is an infallible
medicine for coughs and colds.-N. w.
SAMUEL, Ocean Grove, N. j., Feb. IL, 1900.
The suburban citizen., 1902-05-03

FITspermanently cured. No fits or nervous
ness after arst days use Of DIR. Kline's Great
NcrveRestorer. $2trlal bottle and treatisefree
Dr. r. H. KLINE, Ltd, 99l Arch ST., Phila., Pa.
The suburban citizen., 1902-05-03

Some men are known by the company
they keep and others by the fellows they
shake,
The suburban citizen., 1902-05-03

"Met Liza Smith just now"
"Did yer? What did she say to yerY
"Say? Muffin. l purified her with
1 glance. THE King.
The suburban citizen., 1902-05-03

Usually when a man starts on the down
ward road the brake refuses to work.
The suburban citizen., 1902-05-03

The bacillus of the grip is the smallest
disease germ yet discovered,
The suburban citizen., 1902-05-03

Dyeing is as simple as washing when you
use PUTNAM FADELEss DYES. Sold by all
druggists.
The suburban citizen., 1902-05-03

The amount of blood in the human body
is one-thirteenth of the body weight.
The suburban citizen., 1902-05-03

"only two applications Of Tetterine cured
q bad case OF Ring Worm from which had
suffered. Julian M. Solomon Savannah Ga.
SOC. q box by mail from T. Shuptrine, Savan-
nah, Ca, IL your druggist don't keep it.
The suburban citizen., 1902-05-03
Tettsrinn Cures Onicklr.

Russia now possesses a school of mill
tary ballooning.
The suburban citizen., 1902-05-03
shutting Him on.

A handful of common sense is worth a
bushel of learning.
The suburban citizen., 1902-05-03

There are women who devote ;heir whole lives {
home duties, many Of whom know what It is to dra
along day after day suffering intensely The symF
toms spinal weakness, dizziness eXeitablity bear
ing down, al-sona feeling and sudden faintness Tb
only taie and permanent cure for this is Yogeler'
Curative Compound, which acts directly on the Stop
acb, Liver Kidneys, and vital organs of the body,
removes all impurities from the blood. 1t impart
strength, vitality, and vgour in all cases from whic
"home women suffer
d free sample bottle will be sent application
ST. Jacobs Oil, Ltd, Baltimore.
The suburban citizen., 1902-05-03
Complete Treatment 81

Complete external and internal treatment
for every humour, consisting Of CUTIcURA
SOAP, 25c., to cleanse the skin of orusts
and scales, and soften the thickened cut
icle; CUucURA OINTMENT, &C.,, to in
stantly allay itching, inflammation, and
irritation, and soothe and heal and CUT-
CURA REsoLvBNT PILLS, 25c., to cool and
cleanse the blood, A SINGLE SET is often
sufficient to cure the most torturing, dis
figuring, itching, burning, and scaly skin,
scalp, and blood hnmours, eczemas, ,rashes,
and irntations with loss of hair, from
infancy to age, when all else fails.
cuTicrrA REnEprs are sold throughout tho wor /.
DntiSh Depot T2a Ch,rterhouse So, Loudon. Frerth
Depot Rue dc IA Pax, PariA PoTTEp DRuo AND
cuIn CoEP., Sole PropS, Boston, U, g. a.
The suburban citizen., 1902-05-03
Home Information Bureau.

Hlxon-Betwecn me and my wife we
know it ALL >-='
DiXon-"How'G that?
HiXon-"She tells me everything that
happens, and tell her lot Of things
that never happened" Chicago News
The suburban citizen., 1902-05-03
Audience Suited the Action to tho Word

II was told TO come on the stage
stealthily and say Hist"" explained
the fledgling actor.
And"
"And l said it, and was" he mourn
fully concluded.-Ba Baltimore American
The Florence daily tribune., 1902-01-15

The heights of appearance and
disappearance of eight meteors
were measured last August at two
French observatories, the highest
record being seventy-four miles
and lowest ten miles.
The Florence daily tribune., 1902-01-15
Resolutions of Respect.

Whereas, 1t has been the will
of our Heavenly Father to remove
from this earth to the realms above
the father of our beloved sister,
Mrs. M. M. Warner, be it
Resolved, By Florence Circle
No. IL, L. of G. A. r., that we
extend to Sister Warner in her
hour of bereavement, our heartfelt
sympathy Her father, Jesse
Munyon, died Dec 26, 1901, at
the age of "a years, at Liberty
Pole, Wisconsin.
Resolved, That copy of these
resolutions be spread on our rec
ords and a copy be printed in The
TRIBUNE.
MRS MARY MATTHEW,
Mrs. j. A. KANoUsE,
Mrs. MAUD SKEELs,
Committee.
The Florence daily tribune., 1902-01-15

Fresh bone meal, just the thin :
for making chickens lay The
Jones Grocery Co. l2-l6
The Florence daily tribune., 1902-01-15
Sugar Beets in High Altitude.

J. X. Hayworth, who is farming
in the upper end of the Green
horn, was in the city this morning.
He says his ground is thirty miles
from here located at an elevation
of 5000 feet. While at Rocky
Ford last spring the management
of the plant there gave him a
sample package of sugar beet
seeds. These he planted and last
fall the tubers produced a little
more than 81 per cent of saccha-
rine. The ground was not sub
soiled but was plowed in shallow
burrows and still the beets flour
ished. AS soon as it is definitely
decided whether the factory is to
be located here Mr.. Hayworth
says he is coming here to grow
beets. Others whom he knows
are coming also.
The Florence daily tribune., 1902-01-15

THE Salida Mail of yesterday
contained complete and compre-
hensive write-up of the Turret
mining district. In speaking of
the Vivandiere niue the Mail
says it will ship regular from now
on two cars of ore per week to the
Rocky Mountain Smelter at Flor
ence. The Mail issued about
5000 copies of this excellent
paper to be distributed all over the
East.
The Florence daily tribune., 1902-01-15

JUST at the time when other
counties in Colorado are beginning
the production of some of the
resources of Fremont, the Florence
oil district comes to the front with
the report of we'll that will yield
400 barrels day This is one of
the richest wells ever struck in
Colorado, and only further proves
that the Florence field is one of
the richest and best in the county.
Other localities may produce a
little oil, but the Fremont county
field will always be to the 'front.'
Canon Clipper.
The Florence daily tribune., 1902-01-15

FOR SALE!---The Florence Greenhouses
including all greenhouse building heating all plants
supplies belonging the CHEAP FOR CASH Big
Cut prices plants until
TEMPLlN & COMPANY,
Phone Black 69l
The Florence daily tribune., 1902-01-15

Calcimine, all colors, at Jansen's
O3-3m
The Florence daily tribune., 1902-01-15

Sig. Gavette, vioiinist, and Mrs,
Adams, pianist, will furnish music
for the dance tonight.
The Florence daily tribune., 1902-01-15

The ways and means committee
this morning took up the Cuban
reciprocity, proposition. 1t is ex-
pected that this work will require
the remainder of the month. 1t is
said that the disposition of the
majority of the committee will be
to aid Cuba as much as possible
without disturbing American in
dustries.
The Florence daily tribune., 1902-01-15

j. F. Argue is exhibiting sam
pie bottle of the DeBeque oil
opened up by the DeBeque Oil
company thirty miles from Grand
Junction 1t was sent to him by
his brother-in-law who is drilling
for the company. The oil has a
greenish yellow cast and does not
closely resemble the Florence oil.
When cold it congeals and resem-
bles vaseline. The product is
considerably heavier than this oil.
The Florence daily tribune., 1902-01-15

Mr. CROKER, it is said, has sud-
denly acquired great desire to
win the English derby. He expects
to spend the next two years in
England, at any rate He is still
an American, however, and wants
to be classed as such.
The Florence daily tribune., 1902-01-15
The Greatest Comfort and Con.
venience

For travellers is afforded by the
superbly equipped trains of the
Union Pacific, the ideal of all
competitors for quick time and
perfection of service east and west.
See your local agent or address E.
r. Griffin, general agent, Denver,
Colo. 1916
The Florence daily tribune., 1902-01-15
SCIENTIFIC NOTES.

Certain nervous persons are sup
posed by f. Larroque to act 5
receivers for Hertzian waves, which
cause them to feel the approach of
storm even under clear sky.
On two occasions last June instru.
mental tests proved the presence
of such waves while the storm was
raging at distance.
The Florence daily tribune., 1902-01-15
ANALYZING a METEOR
RESULTS OF AN EXAMINATION BY
A GOVERNMENT EXPERT.

Statement Concerning Stony Meteorite
which Fell In Alnbama- BafiiinR Con-
stituent which May Prove to Be
New Mineral.
The Florence daily tribune., 1902-01-15
Advertised Letter List.

Following is list of letters re-
naming uncalled for at the post
office at Florence, during the week
ending January 10, 1902:
AurW + Meyers Mrs II +
Anderson Much Mr. james
Blowers Mrs II Newman Albert
Ball j G Owns Mrs j l.
Bacon w X Ray Miss Florence
Grouse Mr. Geo Stevens w q
Gown Mr. j w Sanders Mr. Louis
Clark Mr. Will ToDesco Miss Mary
Doonan Miss Eva Thomas Mr. Paul
Graves Mr. and Mrs Il Thomas Mrs Emma
Houston Mr. II Williams Morgan
Irwin Mr. John Williss Emery
Jones MIRA Wells Mrs w
Montaya Mr. Frlipe Wilson Willie pkg
Parties calling for same will say
advertised" and pay one cent,
w. FL. DAVE, P. NJ
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1902-05-01

'ance. as they are IN need.
Endorsed by Chamber sf Commences.
Manila. April 30.--The American
Chamber OF Commerce has passed a
resolution Indorslng the action OF the
United states army In the Philippines
in an endeayor 10 counteract what the
members OF the chamber believe 10 be
the opinion prevailing in the United
States that officers and soldiers have
acted In violation OF the rules Of war.
The preamble says the chamber Is
composed exclusively OF American bus
fness men. who have been thrown into
immediate contact with the prevailing
conditions everywhere In the archi-
pelago. and Il was resolved that with
out the constant watchfulness OF the
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Subscribe for the Galvns~lII
Las News; will deliver at your Once
or home. WIS. Wilson, Jr., ag't. l3i
Mr.. and Mrs. Ed. Smith, George
and Neal Holland left yesterday for
Greenvllle, Ala, after visit TO ID. S.
Holland aud other relatives.
Norwood's 10 cent ladies bleach
vests are the very thing for summer
wear. 1928
We are showing n beautiful line Of
white madrass for ladies waists.
Webb Bros. i26
Seven thousand yards Of Swiss
Embroideries and insertions 10 sell
special, at 5 10 Zoe ut Coulter's. DIV
+. NJ. Albertson and three
daughters, M. w. wheeles, Sam Is
bell, Aaron Isbell, Henry Williams
and others were here from Grimes
county yesterday.
wanted-Two gentlemen boarders.
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or busIneh8 IntertsU WOuIu DC HaIe'
and that upon its influence depends
the stability Of the civil government.
The resolution eulogizes General
Chaffee, whose earnest effort has sus-
tanned and assisted the civil authori-
ties in the difficult task OF establish
ment OF civil government" and praises
his good judgment and humanity.
which have won him the admiration
and affection OF all loyal Americans
in the islands"
Return. uofas frsm Prison.
D.. u Ill "a -nnLlnaan
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ter citizens than they were when he
went away. He went 20 his old home
out near Robbers Roost as soon as
he reached here. and In looking over
the place expressed dissatisfaction az
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A Japanese Lecture.
There Will be an address tonight
In the Baptist church by Rev. Teigo
Fushida, a native Of Japan. He is n
bright, cultured, christian gentle
man, and those who hear him will
be pleased. He came TO this coun-
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1902-05-01

~ ffafs II Couiter's. i2s
&c. Kyle Of Rogers Prairie was In
the city yesterday.
Norwood's flannel suits are the
talk Of tho town. 1876
Read the Galveston or Dallas
New. w. S. Wilson, Jr., agent. iSi
Milbnrn Newton is spending few
days at wootan Wells.
One handkerchief lie, at coul-
ter's. i26
For Rent-Four room house. APP
ply 10 Tyler Haswell. is5
Just received new line OF Gibson
waists ~ Webb Bros. i26
w. w. sangster and n. w. Wilson
were here from Nayasota yesterday.
Norwood's 40 cent summer sorsets
knock out competition. l26
Best line Of Finishing Goods In
Bryan, ut Coulter's. DIV
~ "a xtstttt..... . ......l... -
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so years old. has reached here from De-
troit where he has been confined In the
United States prison AZ that place for
twenty years. Roosevelt gave him a
fun pardon that he may live bis re-
rnafninv dava In hle own country. He
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1902-05-01

among his own people. He spent
one year In ottowa university, Kan.
and three years In the Moody Bible
Institute, Chicago. He Is preparing
10 leave for Japan first OF June.
Come tonight and hear about the
far-away, interesting little empire OF
Japan. Pastor.
Good, well cured hams and break
fact bacon are better, cheaper and
more wholesome than any other
meats you can buy. The Gold Band
brand Is the best. 1877
Gold Band Hams and Breakfast
Bacon are the best In the market. 1877
Col. J. G. Webb aud Judge w. C..
Gibbs returned TO Madisonyillo yes
terday. Col. Webb came oyer ex-
pressly for the Gordon lecture.
oil paintings with Douglas shoes
at Norwood's. 1871
A nice waterproof book satchel
given away with each pair Of boys
and girls school shoes sold at Nor
woods. i3i
James Parker, Of Robertson coun-
~ was here yesterday to meet his
daughter, Miss Mandy Parker, who
has been visiting In Hampstead, and
who was the guest Of Miss Minnie
Bell while IN this city.
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was al the old homestead 10 Er1et the
old red chief back TO his accustomed
place Ia their wigwam. He was sent