West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1902-08-14

Cranesyiilc.

Correspondence OF The Argus.
Union Ringer is preparing TO move 10
Morgantown.
A. Il. France has moved to Orr and will
quarry lime for a livelihood.
X. f. Burke has been employed TO teach
at this place at ESQ per month.
Zcll Albright will have sale In the near
future and moved to Terra Alta.
Our choir is preparing Tor a musical
entertainment in the near future.
Bert Sanders aud Perry Jenkins have
lately engaged in firing on the H. 40. r. r.
Hay harvest is about complete In this
section aud our beautiful oats crop comes
next.
T.. +. jenkins will use the trowci aud
hammer at Moreantown the rest OF the
season.
{. @, Teets will use the birch at Lake
browning this winter and y. A. Durham
az Alton.
quite crowd of our people were to
hear Col. Bryan lecture at the park aud as
might be expected the Democrats came
back with smile and the Republicans
with frown.
We don't see why the Philippines don
post their land and keep Uncle Sans
boys from tresspassing They might also
post their houses to protect their families
when their husbands are away
Huckleberries are plentiful In this
section where the woods were not burned
and the people who have their land posted
are making good use OF their opportunities
TO gather them on the land of others
am not much In love but gladly accept
the love which Uncle Zoe sends mr In post
script OF his last letter to the Argus and
should any of my suitors discard me hope
that Uncle Joe will run up against the real
thing by coming over 10 see me. | have
understood since that Mandy is becoming
a little jealous OF me on account OF my
good looks as IL Is quite natural for women
to get jealous OF tho women who are good
looking and have plenty OF fellows and
since have been taking the lead In society
expect to hnea big time soon by having
all sorts OF mean tales told about me-
had quite an interesting dream few
days ago and very strange TO relate
dreamed that had died and went 10
Heaven and while there ! was very In.
quisitise and wanted to know how
persons record was kept there and on In.
curing was told by an angel that the
Character OF each persons soul was kept
as duplicate and as the person grew
benevolent the duplicate grew larger and
as the person grew worse the duplicate
diminished. So concluded TO as TO see
the duplicate OF some OF our people who
lately had their land posted against people
Tor hunting and fishing &c. when the angel
took down very tiny little box and gave
me great magnifying glass aud on close
inspection discovered few very minnie
dots which he said were not their soul
duplicates but they were the seventeenth.
million part OF the eyebrows OF a mosquito
thai was procured for the purpose OF
showing the size OF peoples souls when
they disappear at the time they post their
land. awake and since that time have
seen more moro trcsspsssing by people
having their land posted than by any one
else and some Of our people expect to
reialiate on them next winter aud keep
them out OF their fields when the lanes are
drilled and make them shovel snow be.
cause the time will soon come when they
viii he where there is no snow TO shovel
Ike tho boss, like the girls,
like myself The best:
on aini the people got the nerve
OH aini they got The nerve
SALLIE MANDER