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Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-11-15

Another story as concerning two eX.
ceedingly jolly clergymen who were
travelling South. They fell in at
wayside hotel with a genial Kentuck.
ian who, before dinner. approached the
bar and invited them to join him in
drink. The barkeeper asked the first
clergyman what he would have. and
he said apollinaris; the second said De
would enjoy glass of milk. The Ken.
tuckian, when finally asked his choice
after moments embarrassment, said
he guessed under the circumstances
he'd have a piece of pie.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-11-15
Fine Job Printing at the Bulletin Of.
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coughing and when he recovered
breath concluded-''by one of the most
noted divlnes of Chicago"
The noted divine" arose In some ap.
parent embarrassment and responded:
Ladies and gentlemen, | am not so
much of fool as DR.. Vincent"-there
ne was apparently overcome by spell
Of coughing and several seconds elaps.
ed before he ended-'as DR.. Vincent
would have you believe"
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-11-15

A conundrum propOunded by Bishop
Potter was told as follows: why is 1t
that in the many pictures and statues
of angels exhibited the angels are al.
ways depicted either as women or
young men without boards or mus.
taches?" The Bishops answer, which
always affords him keen enjoyment, is
that everybody knows women natur.
ally inherit the Kingdom of Heaven.
but that men only get in by very
close shave"
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-11-15

At Baptist convention recently
held in the South the minutes of the
first day were recorded by man OF
calm and deliberate speech, while one
OF the speakers of the occasion was a
quick.tempered gentleman named
French. By some oversight no record
was made in the minutes of Mr..
French's words, and when the min.
utes were read next day Mr.. French
was quickly on his feet with the re.
mark that he objected to the minutes
being accepted.
"On what grounds do you object?"
questioned the presiding officer.
II object to the English; the report
is not in good English" said the gen.
tleman.
A pause ensued. while everybody
looked at the recording secretary, VINO
slowly rose to his feet.
We'll. gentlemen. he remarked IN
elm, deliberate fashion, II won't de.
fend the English of the report, but |
admit there was no French in it,"
A burst Of merriment greeted his
words and the minutes were accepted.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-11-15

There is great knack in whipping
cream, but the principle once mastered
any one may be sure at attaining sue.
cess every time In the first place,
the cream should be at least twelve.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-11-15

An old.fashioned but excellent rem
edy for nausea is the water in which
little salt Goldfish has been soaked
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-11-15

Black calico will look like new If
rinsed in very strong bmeing water.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-11-15
TIME TABLE
From and after January !, 1899.
TRAINS.

F. c. SMITH, Gen1 Pass. & TicketAgt
G. P. DENISON, Superintendent.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-11-15

The Bulletin, rs eents per month.
The Forrest City times., 1902-11-21
PRESS COMMENTS.

"Secretary Shaw declares that the Iowa republican platform has re- ceived altogether too much attention and il does look that way from a republican standpoint. - Chicago Chronicle
 Secretary Shaw continues to in- sist that the tariff is only fourth cousin to the trusts at best. and that the two familie, have had nothing to do with each other in Detroit Free Press.
 The Ding3ey tariff is the mother of nearly all the monUpolies. and it fosters and coddles the few that !, did not actually create. II is the parent of the famine prices that make all Dragging about prosperity bitter mockery to the great body of the peo- pie. Ii must be revised and reduced to release them from the iutolerabIe tyranny of the tru>t>.-Balfimore Sun.
 The Danish congress has voted against the sale of The West Indies i.- lands to Uncle som This is god>end to the people of the United States. as the price was high and the islands would be constant expense. Even our bargain-counter purchase of the Philippines has turned out a poor in yestmeut, having SO far cost nearly S100. .OoO, ,OO0 a year. which even f all We sell to them was profit would not pay interest on the investment.
The Forrest City times., 1902-11-21

Sehwab dances. and yet the repubH. cans a. party, have declined to re- form this tariff which protects the trusts that rob the people of the money that is >quanGereG in the way b0ye mentioned
 That such gambler and spend thrift should be entrusted with the enormous business and millions If the steel trust is an anomaly in the busi- ness world that iS even more wonder ful than the creation of the trusts thems elves.
 The end of such a career iS as sure to be disastrous as the breakdown of the trust itself with it's overcapitali- zation and subsidy profits The peo- pie are intent on removing the latter, when the whole house will tumble without much warning.
The Forrest City times., 1902-11-21
THE TARIFF INIQUITY.
R~pubIIeHns Now Have Chance to FuhiI Their Promise to Put
 Down the Trusts.

The republicans having won control until after the national election uf 1904, 1t is incumbent on them to carry out ihe pledges made by the aGU.uis- tration to legi>.ate against the bad trusts.
 Everyone but the coal barous 6nits that the coal trust is bad trust. Therefore the duty must come If coal hard coal ana ,oft coal There should be no quibb.iug bout that
 The administration has set it's ban upon the meat trust by beginning le- gal proceedings against it. This may have been done fc~ political feet; the diliatory w.y iu which he suit against the beef merger has been pros ecuted would warrant that conclusion. But the fact remain. that the meat trust was denounced by the administration. before election. as a bad trust. This will compel congress to remove the iuty on cattle and dressed meat. The steel trust was denounced b4 MF Bab- cock. chairman If fhe republican campaign committee. two wears ago. and biIl was introduced oy him 10 revise the tariff on sieeI and other products of the trust. so#lt k ceneec ed by at least che faction of the repub- hcan party that the steel trust i a bad ene. r az republicans cannot be brought 10 think the stee, trust k a bad trust, a small minority that do SO
The Forrest City times., 1902-11-21
PROSPERITY OF THE TRUSTS.
Aspecimen Case of Reckless Ertrav- aSanee Made Possible by Me-
 nopoly Profits.

IL iS rather oIsheartening 10 tss honest. law sbiCiug citizen 10 hear about the antics of some of the trust magnates and their contempt for the common people. The savings and oo- iuES Of coal trust magnate Baer are still in the minds of all. and new com es Schwab. the president of the steel trust, making an unecif!ing spectacle Of himself in foreign parts. This IS hls second offense of that kind. About a year ago he startled the gamblers al Monte Carlo by his monStrous gam bling al that resort. His latest efforts for notoriety are thus described by the Chicago News:
 He has thrown away his money reck.essly. ostentatious and sense lessly One report says that he IS building a house 10 cost two and half million dollars. Another credits him with purchasing an entire sum- mer resort. He has given church 10 town which his father honored by living in t. He has bought yachts, and automobiles and made silly dis plays of regal bounty 10 servants, beggarS and freaks"
 Al this money that he is squancer- ing in Europe was wrung from the toii of the laborer> who work at the fur naces of the steel trust and through the extraordinary profits allowed that corporation by the Dingiey tariff Jaw. The people pay the piper while
The Forrest City times., 1902-11-21

believe will find 1he democrats quit . willing to vote with them to abolish or reduce the steel and iron schedule.
 The book trust has been proved by indisputable evidence to be one of the most rapacious trusts. charging three dimes as much for its precincts here as abroad. This should entitle it to be c!aSsed amongst the bad trust. and the tariff law amended accordingly
 The list of bad trusts might be ex- tended into hundreds and number cited who are selling cheaper abroad than here, but the few a aboye described should at once receive the attention of congres. and their protection be re- moved
 The republicans have been declaring from every stump that they will re form the tariff. so that the trusts shall not continue to rob the people bv charging them excessive prices for trust productions. They al.o said hat the tariff must be reformed by it's friends SO that bushes interests may not suffer and it is incumbent on them to carry out the promises mace by their speakers and organs This ap- plies to the C~minant or Roosevelt fac tion. and net to Senator Hanna and the old guard. who refused ta pledge them selves and believe the present trust tariff should not be disturbed. In the meanwhile the proposed tariff com mission can be inareurated and iuses- tigate the whole tariff and report for later action by congress
The Forrest City times., 1902-11-21
ROOSEVELT'S OPPORTUNITY.
The President Can Now Set to Work to Remove the shelter of
 the Trusts.

If President Roosevelt is really ip favor of tariff reform. and of remOy- ing the shelter that the trusts enjoy. Ae can easily accomplish it If he does not call congress together. the tariff fight WiIl be postponed until the regular session. and as he orpauiIa- tien of congress will probably not be completed until after the bolida1S. no bill can be reported until la04. That being the year If tbe national elec- tion. partisan politics will be more likely to oe considered than the gen. eral welfare. and no legislation on the tariff might result The whole tariff and trust fight would thus te made the paramount issue in the national election. The people would be robbed by the trusts for two more yea-, and the foreigners would have the beneTt.
 Can the republican party and Presi- dent Roosevelt afford te face such q condition in the national election?
 As political condition ii would Es welcomed by the democrats. their oD. poueHt would be on the defensive from the start. and the full euormitY of the protection tariff wouit be brought plainly to the view of the voters. Rut from the highter motives of the gen eral welfare the democrats wilI vel come a special session If congress in the hope of accompYs hing q reform of the tariff a far a. d republican senate v- allow.
The Forrest City times., 1902-11-21

prospecting party in the noun tains of southern Nevada found the skeletons of q number of people lying close to a spring the water of which, when analysed, was found to be heavi- ly charged with arsenic, which is be- Aeved to have caused their death.
The Forrest City times., 1902-11-21

-Senator Cullom, of Illinois. has also found the way the tariff wind is blowing and has yeered around with II within 4s hours. H. is now against tariff revision, but in favor of com mission. What he will be for before this reaches the eyes of the reader is mere guess work. l. is getting to be difficult to locate a republican leader these days The only one there seems to be no quibble about is Henderson. He is absolutely opposed to changing the tariff.
The Forrest City times., 1902-11-21

To avoid the danger of yellow fever. the United States marine battalion is to be ordered away from the isthmus of Panama.
The Forrest City times., 1902-11-21

Ex-Queen Liliuokalani. of Hawaii, sr- rived al San Francisco, on the Eth, en route to Washington, where she will spend the winter.
The Forrest City times., 1902-11-21

A fresh eruption Of the volcano Stromboli. of the coast of Sicily, oc- cured on the 10th, accompanied by terrific explosions and a great flow O. lava.
The Forrest City times., 1902-11-21

The Lake Shore Railroad Co, on the l7th. announced an advance of ten ger cent in wages 10 all switchmen employed by the company outside of Chicago.
The Forrest City times., 1902-11-21

X car on the Lake Shore Electric line. on the 18th. ran the distance be- tween Cleveland and Toledo O., 120 miles, in three hours and ten minutes.
The Forrest City times., 1902-11-21

The body of man named Datus Har- rington. supposed to have fallen of a steamer. was found in the river at St. Louis, on the 17th.
The Forrest City times., 1902-11-21

The king of Portugal arrived at Windsor. on the i7th, to pay a visit 10 the king and queen of England.
The Forrest City times., 1902-11-21

John Sloan was shot and killed by James Pratt at hotel in Somerset. Ky, on the 10th. Pratt angered Sloan by telling him to turn over in bed, and Tn quarrel that ensued Pratt drew a knife, but was shot by Sloan before he could use it.
The Forrest City times., 1902-11-21

A black bear, weighing e35 pounds, was killed by the presidents party in Mississippi, on the l4th. but not until bruin had made game fight and killed one of the hunting dogs.
The Forrest City times., 1902-11-21

Officials of the Armour X Co. pack ing plant at Sioux City, la, destroyed by fire on the 10th, announce that the new plant they are about ,e build will be one of the finest in the west
The Forrest City times., 1902-11-21

A St Louis firm. on the lfth. was awarded the contract for the erection of the United States government build ing at the St. Louis Worlds fair. The price is S26s 9oO.
The Forrest City times., 1902-11-21

Two students of college at Chat tanooga. Tenn. fired six shots at each other in a street duel. on the 17th. One of them was thought to be seriously injured.
The Forrest City times., 1902-11-21

The anthracite coal strike eommis- sion began the hearing of testimony at Scranton. Pa. on the 14th. Presi- dent Mitchell, for the miners, was on the stand all day.
The Forrest City times., 1902-11-21

Harlan Buckles. who was sentenced at Elizabethtown, Ky, on the 15th, to life imprisonment for murder, was ta- ken from the jail by d mob on the 16th, and hanged te a tree
The Forrest City times., 1902-11-21

Admiral Dewey will have supreme command of the fleets engaged in the Caribbean sea maneuvers. and will sail from Washington. on December l, for Culebra island.
The Forrest City times., 1902-11-21

An Italian anarchist named Gennerro Rubino made an attempt to kill King Leopold, of Belgium, on the 18th, by shooting at him as he was leaving church in Brussels. but missed his aim.
The Forrest City times., 1902-11-21

]. NJ. Mcknight, former president of the defunct German national bank. of Louisville. Ky, was sentenced. on the 18th, To six years in the penitentiary. having been convicted of embedding the bank funds.
The Forrest City times., 1902-11-21

A convention of commercial telec- raphers from all parts "f tie coln- try has been called 10 meet at Pitts burg, Pa, on November 26. the ob- ject being 10 form a national organ ization.
The Forrest City times., 1902-11-21

Miss Louise Hoge. of Evanston, In. who was under treatment by a Chris tian Science healer, in Washington. D. C.. for several weeks, died on the 12th. She refused regular medical at fenfion.
The Forrest City times., 1902-11-21

". J. Linkenhoger died at a hos pital in St. Joseph. Mo, on the 10th, from knife wounds alleged to have been inflicted in a fight with Robert Craig, by whom he had been em. ployed
The Forrest City times., 1902-11-21

4 sehoolhouse near Little River. Wis. was struck by lightning, on the l3th. ard burned To the ground. The teacher and pupils were stunned by The shock. but were rescued by gang Of laborers.
The Forrest City times., 1902-11-21

Edward Butler charged with at tempted bribery at St. Louis, was con Yieted by a jury at Columbia, Mo. on the l4th. and at once sentenced To three years in the penitentiary. He took an appeal
The Forrest City times., 1902-11-21

Armour & Co.'S packing plant at Sioux City. Ia. covering four acres of ground, was destroyed by fire, on the 10th, entailing loss of nearly a mil lion dollars. and throwing Goo men out of work. It will be rebuilt at once.
The Forrest City times., 1902-11-21

The Pennsylvania Railroad Co. on the 18th. announced an increase of ten per cent. in wages Of all it's employees on lines east of Pittsburg and Erie, Pa. earning less than S2o0 per month. About 59.o00 employees will be affected
The Jennings daily record. [volume] (Jennings, La.) 1900-1903, 1902-03-24
Watkins Railroad Sold.

special to the Record.
Lake Charles La, March "a. =
when the Kansas City, Watkins
and Gulf railroad was put up
Tor sale today it was bought in bv
the bondholders and stockholders
VINO have reached an agreement
and will reorganize with J. B.
Watkins as president. The rail
way went into the hands of a re-
celVer four years ago, and has
oeen developed into a good prop
erty. The road is 100 miles long
and has terminals at Alexandria
and Lake Charles.
The Jennings daily record. [volume] (Jennings, La.) 1900-1903, 1902-03-24
FOR THE COMPLEXION.

The complexion always suffers from
biliousness or constipation. Unless
the bowels are kept open the impure
ties from the body appear in the form
of upsightly eruptions. Dewitt s
Little Early Risers keep the liver and
bowels in healthy condition and re-
move the cause of such troubles. c.
E. Hooper, Albany, Ga, says; 81
took Dewitt s Little Early Risers for
biliousness. They were just what 1
needed. I am feeling better now than
in years" Never grippe or distress.
Safe thorough and gentle. The very
best pills. DR.. Terry's Drug Store,
The Jennings daily record. [volume] (Jennings, La.) 1900-1903, 1902-03-24
The Christian Science Lecture.

Cary & Humphreys hall was
well filled yesterday afternoon to
hear DR.. Silas Sawyer expound
the doctrine of Christian Science.
While the audience listened in
close attention, yet the subject
was very deep one and hard to
follow, but to those who have had
d wrong impression of G. S, the
matter was put in such a light
that one could plainly see their
object was to save sinners as
well as to heal the sick, taking
the Bible as their guide to the
end desired.
The Jennings daily record. [volume] (Jennings, La.) 1900-1903, 1902-03-24
SOUTHWESTERN
LOUISIANA
General Agent Lee of the S.
P. EuloglZes the
Country.

General Agent J. NJ. Lee, Jr,
of Morgans Louisiana and Texas
Railroad & Steamship Company,
Is. Pr has recently returned
from a trip through Southwest
Louisiana and expresses himself
as greatly impressed with the
wonderful growth and still more
wonderful future of that section
of Louisiana.
"The tenth part has not yet
been told,'' said Mr.. Lee, 'and
there can be no doubt whatever
that out there in Southwest Loui'
siana lies the most wonderfully
productive section OF The state
and one which will in little tune
become marvelously prosperous.
The industries of rice and sugar
planting and of fuel oil give it a
prestige which can not find COM
parisoa elsewhere and add to
this the fine and constantly in
creasipg transportation facilities
the prospects in Southwes t Loui-
siana are practically limltless.
The people out there realize it
and show their faith by their acts
l was especially struck with the
prosperous appearance Of the
Towns which were visited and the
general air OF busy thrift and Ell
terprlse. The country is rapidly
filling up with agriculturists OF
the best type, and with the pres
ent residents there. they will in
time form general big commu-
nifty of power in the industrial,
commercial and financial world.
The railroads are doing a great
work there loo and the Sou thern
Pacific is continually branching
out into the rich territory, afford
ing easier and reader transporta.
ton facilities, while the Texas
and Pacific is coming in that way
and two other roads are project
ed which will add the more to the
development OF the section.
CHOSE who have not visited
this country can not realize the
magnificent panorama of pros
perity spread out there with
more and more coming and to
come. The people are intelligent,
enterprising and thrifty and do
not hesitate to be progressive,
and to my mind those who settle
with them are certain of re-
markable return for every cent
invested. The investment fea-
ture has already been proven by
the successful and wealthy men
there and the general prosperity
of the whole people. My predic.
ton is that Southwest Louisiana
is the coming great section of the
state.
The Jennings daily record. [volume] (Jennings, La.) 1900-1903, 1902-03-24
Catholic Knights of America

st. Joseph's Catholic church
was packed to OVERLOOKING last
night to witness the installation
and election of officers of the G..
K. of A. The church was very
prettily decorated. The first on
the program was some musical
selections upon which individual
comment will be unnecessary as
all were extremely well rendered
and highly appreciated by those
present. First was a cornet So
10, by Mr.. Howard Cary, accom-
panied by his daughter on the pi-
ano, followed by Miss Martin in
a vocal solo. John Schmink then
rendered a base solo followed by
Walter +. Laybourn with violin
solo. Miss Elgie Lowry then en-
tertained the audience with a
beautiful vocal solo followed by
Mr.. B. Freeman who then sang a
solo which was greatly appreci-
ated by the audience. The mu-
steal program was concluded by
a couple of recitations by Miss
Elgie Lowry which pleased all.
Too much in praise cannot be
said of the manner in which the
different members on the pro-
gram were accompanied by Miss
LILLIAN Hoffman as well as the pi-
ano duet by Misses Lillian and
Margarie Hoffman during the in-
stallatioa of officers, The flower
song rendered by Miss Lillian
Hoffman on the zether and w. F.
Lay bourn on the violin Was very
touching and appropriate to the
occasion.
taff..er the musical part of the
program was finished the public
installation took place and few
well chosen remarks were made
by Rev. Father Peters, Rev. Fa-
ther Van Alien of Crowley and
Mr.. MAR, the organizer of the
order of the Catholic knights Of
America.
The following officers were
elected:
c. J. Nohe, president; L. B.
Dunn, vlce-president; Mrs. j.
H. Hoffman, End vice-president;
V. B. Richard, Secrecy; j. r.
Monitor, Treasurer; J. A. Zabolio,
S.of A.; Louisa Bonnin, Sentinel;
Mrs. G. E. Terry, Information.
2. P. Unckel, ], B. Zabolio and
VIM. Eckel, jr., trustees.
The Jennings daily record. [volume] (Jennings, La.) 1900-1903, 1902-03-24

The Jennings Steam Laundry
is completely up-to-date in every
respect. manned by New Or
leans (white) experienced crew,
and is ready for business. We
have no connection with any So
called oil city or other branch
agencys taking work out of town.
Call up phone Is. Jennings Laun-
dry & DYE Works. 7ltf
The Jennings daily record. [volume] (Jennings, La.) 1900-1903, 1902-03-24
CONGREGATIONAL Services.

The initial meeting yesterday
in the special services at the Con
gregational church were all that
could be expected considering
the weather. The topics both
morning and evening we're APP
propriate to the occasion. In the
morning the sermon was mainly
to Christians and in the evening
the subject was Glove to Christ
as possible experience for all.
The meeting was very impress
i've, especially the singing.
The subject tonight will be
"Christ's Love to Man" Besides
this service therewill be meeting
at 3 o'clock every day until Fri
day and service for young peo-
pie at o'clock.
The Jennings daily record. [volume] (Jennings, La.) 1900-1903, 1902-03-24
PRACTICALLY STARVING.

AFTER using a few bottles of Kodol
Dyspepsia Cure my wife received per-
feet and permanent relief from a Sc
we're and chronic case of stomach
trouble, " says J. r. Holly, real es-
tate, insurance and loan agent, of Ma
comb, Ill. Before using Kodol Dys-
pepsia Cure she could not eat an ordin-
airy meal without intense suffering.
She is now entirely cured. Several
physicians and many remedies had
failed to give relief You don t
have to diet Eat any good food YOU
want, but don't over Dad the stomach.
Kodol Dyspepsia Cure will always
digest it for you. DR.. Terry's Drug
Store.