The Lewiston teller. (Lewiston, Idaho) 1900-1905, 1902-05-15

! why not get Senator Tillman after tn
beef trusts
The umpire is no longer the damon,
car. The rooter has dethroued him.
The beef trust shows disposition I,
cut few more steaks before cuttins
prices.
ms would be good time to get rid O
the Wall street bulls at a fair price te
the beef trust.
And now the effete monarchies bepir
to wonder how they got along withou,
America SO long.
The vegetarian seems to have the call
just now. But wait till the cabbage
trust gets in its work.
MIR. Tillman is going on the stumr
soon in South Carolina. He is evident.
ly loaded for clearing.
Things may come to such pass that
we may have to annex Canada for back
yard for J. Pierpont Morgan.
When you 60 by your neighbours cat.
tie shed now. it is very hard to properly
observe the tenth commandment.
The attorney general of the United
States ought to be able to hand ont some
good, hot Knox against the beef trust.
The immigration bill, Bill Bryan, the
gas bill, Bill Jones and even Buffalo Bill.
must 60 away back and lit down for the
meat bill.
The little lamb that followed Mary to
school, the object Of her affections and the
delight of the children, is today doubly
dear. The trust did it.
While the army officers are admins.
tering the water cure to the Filipinos.
the government is administering the hot
air cure 10 the army officers.
"What fools these mortals bel" One
day they wear great badge and carry
full dinner pail. Next day they carry
banner inscribed "Don't Eat!'
New York has budget of $9S GIG, 800
to make up for her taxpayers to carry.
And the taxpayers are fastening with
messenger boy speed to carry it.
Pennsylvania had mud shower the
other day. 1t was little out of season
'or the spring campaign was over and
The fall campaign had not yet begun.
Congress has taken its cue from the
Country, and passed the Chinese exc.
usion bill. The Chinaman will take his
lueue next and get out of the country.
What harm did the water cure ever
'ause the corporations? They have
pumped water into their stocks for 20
'ears without any bad effect-to those on
he ground floor.
There is no doubt the democrrtic party
will fall heavier this year than ever be
ore. 1t has renowned its old time
principle and made the "water cure" its
paramount issue.
There are some fears that ]. Pierpont
dorgan may fence in the ocean and |
rganize water trust. No particular
Use has been noticed in Kentucky stocks
n consequence of this. i
Whenever the trusts increase the price,
1easure your worth by theirs and in
rease your consumptive capacity. May
ring on dyspepsia but that will hasten
ne ultimate end-in purse and life.
The republican party in Idaho is more
han 1000 votes stronger than when the
oils closed in 1900. 1t remains alone
'r the party at its coming convention to
elect capable men for the various offices
} make victory certain.
Apropos of the story of the old doctor
tho cured all his patients by throwing
iem-into fits and then curing the fits,
omes the story that cancer can be sue
sssfully cured by giving the patient
'alaria and curing the malaria.
Captain Clark. of the navy, has de-
ded not to 60 to the Inauguration of
ing Edward because he cannot spare
lie money to make the proper display
r the occasion. Many men are in the
me fix but few have the courage to
vn to- it.
Do not forget that under the dem
ratio gerrymander of Idaho legislative
stricts at least 3ooc votes were disfran.
lised. Right the outrage perpetrated
pom the minority, and show the world
at Idaho voters believe in fair play, I
lving no need for shotgun or hold-up
ethods.