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The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1902-03-26
The Schumann-Heink Concert Eas-
ter Monday.

To the Editor of The Tribune.
The rumor having been circulated
that Madame -Henk, owing
to illness, had cancelled her concert en-
gagements, including her appearance in
this city at the Lyceum on Easter Mon
day evening, 1 deem it proper to make
statement of facts in the case. Learn
ing of the rumors l have communicated
direct with Madame Heinlk and have
received assurances from her person.
ally that the report is untrue and mis-
leading, and that she will positively ap-
pear here on Monday evening next.
She has also expressed desire to par
ticipate in the Charity Ball and imme-
diately after the concert Will go to the
Armory in time for the grand march.
| can assure my subscribers and pa
irons that the coming concert will be
fully up to the standard of my previous
concerts and that it will be an artistic
event which will be a fitting climax to
my series of concerts for the present
season. FRED {. HAND.
Scranton, Pa, March 20, 1902. **
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1902-03-26
STRIKE MAY
BE SETTLED
Citizens Secure Liberal GonCeS-
sions from the Scranton
Railway Company.
ALL THE MEN TO
BE TAKEN BACK

Executive Committee of the Central
Labor Union Favors a Settlement
on Terms Proposed and Strikers
Executive Committee Calls Spe-
cial Meeting of the Union for To-
morrow Night to Decide Whether
or Not the Fight Will Be Ended.
One of the Parties Who Attended
a Meeting of the Parties at Interest
Gave It as His Opinion That the
Strike Would Be Settled Before
Saturday.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1902-03-26
SCHOOLGIRLS KNOW ITS
WORTH.
PAlNES
Celery Compound
Gives Them Energy, Snap,
and Full Life.
1t Enables Them to Attain the
Blessings and Vigor of
True Womanfood.

Women and girls in every station OF
life who have used Paines Celery Com
pound know that it is a blessing that
sick and run down females cannot af-
ford to be without.
Modjeska, the peerless queen of ar
tistes, voices the sentiments of thous-
ands of women and girls who have
tested the strength making and life
giving virtues of Paine's Celery Com
pound when she says: II have found
Paine's Celery Compound the best of all
remedies for the nervous exhaustion
consequent upon the arduous work of
my profession" Overworked women
in the home, and weak, languid school
girls have found in Paine's Celery Com
pound the health and vigor it so
strongly guarantees.
Ida Mallory, of Allenville, ILL.,, with
the view of benefitting young girls,
writes as follows: "T was taken last
spring with what the doctors called
nervous disease and neuralgia, and
three or four doctors treated me all last
summer without doing me any good.
My father started to travel with me,
and in our travels friend told me to
try bottle of Paines Celery Compound
My father bought q bottle of it and it
helped me so L took two bottles more
which entirely cured me. My father
has nervous headaches and he has been
taking Paine's Celery Compound, and
says it has done him five hundred dol
lars worth of good We are using the
fourth bottle in our family, and we con-
slider Paine's Celery Compound worth
it's weight in gold for nervous and other
troubles
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1902-03-26
THOSE POSTPONED GAMES.
West Siders and wilkes-B Barreans to
Roll on Friday Might.

The three postponed games between
the bowling teams from the West End
Wheelmen. of Wilkes-Barre, and the
Electric City Wheemen, of West
Scranton, are to be rolled on Friday
night at Wilkes-Ba on their re-
suit depend the hopes of the West
Siders for the Northeastern league
trophy. They must win all three of
the games to tie the Backus team.
The averages for the second series
have not yet been compiled, but it is
known that Charley Moore of the
BaclSus team, will be high man. with
Hopkins, also of the Backus team. II
close second. Moore rolled twenty
four games while Hopkins rolled thirty.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1902-03-26

Call at McClintock's and make your
selection of Easter plants. 1lS Wash
ington avenue.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1902-03-26
Scranton Business College.

Monday Miss Mae Keller resigned her
position with Messrs. Samter Bros. TO
accept one with the Farmers Dairy
Dispatch. Mrs. Susie McGrath was sent
to take Miss Keller's place. +"
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1902-03-26
EASTER PROGRAMMES.

Programmes of music for Easter SER
vices intended for Saturdays Tribune,
should reach this Office not later than
Thursday afternoon.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1902-03-26

For Easter. Order early for prompt
delivery. A w. Schrader, 726 Adams
avenue. >"
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1902-03-26
SCRANTON BUSINESS COLLEGE.
Hard Workers Learn Rapidly,

Joseph ID. English who has spent
just four months in the shorthapd de-
partment of the Scranton BRlness
College, has secured an excellent posi-
ton in the Office of the Peck Lumber
company, at PeckVllle
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1902-03-26
Motor Cycles.

We have them at prices fom $3.50 to
$3.50. Call and examine them at Con-
rad Bros, 243 Wyoming avenue. Open
evenings. q"
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1902-03-26
Conrad Bros.

Sell the leading bicycles of the world,
Columbia, Hartford, Tribune, Orient,
Pierce, Monarch, Racycle, and others.
Open evenings. 243 Wyoming avenue.""
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1902-03-26
Bicycles. 1909 Models.

We have no old stock, all our ma
chimes are entirely new and up-to-date.
Call and see them at Conrad Bros
Open evenings. 2i3 Wyoming avenue ~
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1902-03-26

Holy Thursday flowers at Clark $.
corner of Washinton avenue and Spruce
street.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1902-03-26
Spring Opening

Wednesday and Thursday, March 26,
q. Nellie Walsh, PA Wyoming avenue.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1902-03-26

Easter hats will be shoWn by Miss
McLane, March % and 27. 222 Adams
avenue.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1902-03-26
Auction.

See sale of l.. j. Williams household
goods under head of auction. F%
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1902-03-26
Schlitz Book Beer

Leave your order or phone Hanley,
400 Spruce street. R"
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1902-03-26

MeClintock can be found at 1lS WASH
ington avenue, with full line OF Easter
towering plants and novelties.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1902-03-26

Holy Thursday flowers at Clark's
corner of Washinton avenue and Spruce
street ~
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1902-03-26
Cranes Silk Waist Sale.

Twenty-Five styles at $4,9S. All col
ors, all sizes big values. 524 Laeka-
wanna avenue. -
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1902-03-26
Hot Cross Buns

For Good Friday. Hanley's, 42o Spruce
street.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1902-03-26

EASTER EGGS should be coorcd with
Diamond Dyes -Four colors for Easter. 10 cents
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1902-03-26
Hot Gross Buns

For Good Friday. Hanley's, APO Spruce
Street
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1902-03-26

no attempt will be made to make any
additions to the menagerie.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1902-03-26

DON'T Delay Your Hot Cross Bun
Order
Place it with fIaney, 42O Spruce
street ~
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1902-03-26

Hanley's Hot Cross Buns.
Order early, at AGO Spruce street, to
insure prompt delivery ."
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1902-03-26

Easter flowers at McClintocks, lis
Washington avenue. ~
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1902-03-26

Remember Hot Cross Cross Buns for
Friday.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1902-03-26
Easter Offering

All Laokawanna ave. 32l North Main Ave.
Phone 1872. Prompt delivery. New phone 1913.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1902-04-05
NEW SCALE.

Know all men by these presents that
the parties whose names are hereto at
tached have and do mutually agree
and bind themselves to the following
conditions. to-wit: That the schedule
existing prior to April lst. 1902, shall
remain and be in force on all work
that has been contracted for and let
prior to April 1st, 1902, but that the
new scale shall be in effect and apply
on all work contracted for or let on
or after last above name, or imme-
diately after publication Of same in
one or more of the daily newspapers
fthe city of Guthrie.
The scale for stone masons on all
owrk taken prior TO April 1st, 1902,
the minimum to be S5 cents per hour,
nine hours to constitute a days work.
The scale for bricklayers on all work
taken prior to April 1st 1902 the
minimum TO be As cents per hour and
nine hours to constitute a days work.
The new scale for masons 40 cents per
hour and for bricklayers so cents per
hour; new scale to remain in force un-
til April list, 1908.
Witness our hands hereto attached.
Duly accredited committee for stone
masons and bricklayers representing
international Union No. A of oklaho-
ma.
Committee-J w Weinand J. w.
Bishop and c. w Heller.
Contractors. II. Billings, d. r.
Cotton. l. T. Blake, H. J. Vandenberg
and others.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1902-04-05
500 Reward, s1oo.

The readers Of this paper will be pleased
10 learn that there is al least one dread
ed disease that science has been able tc
Halls Catarrh Cure is the onl ypositlve
cure known to the medical fraternity.
Catarrh being a constitutional disease, re
quires q constitutional treatment Hairs
Catarrh Cure is taken internally, acting
faces OF the system, thereby destroying
the foundation OF the disease. and giving
the patient strength by building up the
constitution and assisting nature In doing
its work. The prop-ietors have so much
faith In It's curative powers. that they
offer one hundred dollars for any case
that IL fails TO cure. Send for list OF
testimonials Address.
+. J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, o.
Sold by druggists, 15c.
Hairs Family pills are the best.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1902-04-05
Cures Rheumatism or catarrh in a
Day Treatment Free.

cures Rheumatism or Catarrh IN a
Day Treatment Free.
b. B. B Botanic Blood Balm) will
cure the worst and most stubborn
cases by draining the poison out Of
the blood and bones. and building up
the broken down constitution All
aches and pains in the bones or
joints. swollen glands, droppings in
the throat, hawking splitting or bad
breath, etc, all disappear promptly
and permanently b B. B. cures
where all else fails. Druggists, 81.
Treatment Of b. B. b. sent absolutely
free and prepaid by writing to Botanic
Blood Balm Co, Atlanta, Ca. Des-
cribe trouble and free medical ad-
vice given until cured b. b. B. puts
new COLOR into your skin, and makes
the blood redder and more nouFish
ing stopping all aches and pain
over 5000 cures by b. B. b.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1902-04-05
M'ATEe WILL RESIGN.
An Agreement Reached With lnspec-
tor Robb, Who Would Have Made
Report Against Him.
lEnId Eaglel

enid Eagle)
There seems TO be no doubt that
John L. McAtee viii soon cease to
be Judge of the Fifth Judicial district.
There never has been a doubt but that
he would be forced TO resign or be re-
moved when the facts were brought TO
light.
A great effort was made to convince
Inspector Roob, who. by the way. oc-
cupies the very responsible position Of
second assistant attorney general OF
the United States, that McAtee's enc
mics had trumped up charge against
him. and that il was not worth ipvesti-
gatlng. But Mr Robb had received IN
structions from the attorney general
TO ascertain all facts. and he did so.
Judge McAtees friends obtained the
first interview with Mr.. Robb after he
reached Enidi but when others went
over the ground with the inspector,
who talked with the witnesses ana
obtained atfidagits based on his own
questions, there could be but one re-
suit. Il was then that Judge McAtee
aud his friends decided that Il would
be a wise move for him TO resign. and
Il is understood the Judge and Inspec-
tor Robb had an understanding 70 the
effect that his resignation should be
handed in. and that there was to be
no hrther publicity in the case.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1902-04-05
CHARMING ENTERTAINMENT.
Miss Ida NibIack is Hostess in Honor
Of Visiting Friends.

Miss Ida Niblack charmingly enter
tanned her married lady friends yes
terday afternoon, complimentary to
her guests, Mrs. J. II. Kee OF Garden
City. Kas.. and Mrs. r. e. Morrison Of
Ponca City.
The hours were from until 5
o'clock and high FIVE was played. The
first prize large china plate was won
by Miss Mabel Herring OF Kansas
City, and the BOBBY prize, a china
cup and saucer. was awarded to Mrs.
Cbas. Biningsley
The color scheme Of the decorations
was gieen and white. ferns and carna-
ions be.cg used with a graceful ef-
feet Dainty refreshments We're sery-
ed The invited guests were
Mesdames j. H. Kee, Garden City,
Kas.; h E. Morrison, Ponca City; J..
NJ. Hale, Chandler; J. ], Houston. w.
H. Gray c. H. Wilder, Kimban. Geo.
y. blilluSaieyf =. n. bllln8hieN, =. Il.
Brooks c. NJ. Barnes. Carl Havig-
horst, J. S. Lyon c. s, Petty, McDon-
aid Morris, Chas. C. Kniesley, McGann.
T. A. Neal Robt. Ramsay Hughes. F.
II. Greer Burke, Dale. Lille, Barde.
j. r. Bali W. II. Rhodes. VIM. Bhncoe,
II. A. Platt VIM Grimes, F. b. Lucas.
Misses Edna Gray, Louise Houston.
Mabel Painter, Lawton; Mabel Her
ring, Kansas City.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1902-04-05

While Germany has been shutting
out American food stuffs on the ground
that they are adulterated it has been
shipping adulterated goods to this
country An investigation by this gov.
evnment shows that the German
sausages. wines, etc, contain preser-
vatives that are harmful to health.
This government is long suffering
when it comes TO dealing with
European nations. but it does seem
that ;he time has come to retaliate
against Germany If Germany rejects
our embalmed Deef, we should shut
out Germany's embalmed sausages.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1902-04-05
STRONG MAN.
University Of Kansas Giant Breaks
Some Records at Lawrence.

Leeavenworth Kas.. April SIN a
strength test at the University of
Kansas, j. f. Beaman. of Sterling. Kan
sas, aged go and weighing 1874. s
pounds, beat last years American Col
lege record of 1909 kilograms, MAX
ing a tota lof 9,132 5 Kilograms in IA
minutes under the direction of DR..
James Naysmith. physical director at
the university Beamans test in Kilo-
grams We're as follows
Back lift 40; leg lift. 1872; right
forearm i12; lett forearm 112; lungs
1873; dip. 81 times, 259 8; pyll up "a
times 20l l3.
The arm and lung tests were the
limit OF the machines and could have
been increased by Beaman
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1902-04-05
SATURDAY. APRIL s. 1902.
pEMocRAcYs OUTLOOK

IS BRIGHT.
The result OF the city elections in
Oklahoma this week ought to prove
gratifying to Democrats. They augur
well for the success of the party in
the fall elections. Increased Demo
cratic gains are noted in every city OF
the first class. In SONS municipalities
the Victories were overwhelming.
There are potent lessons in these re-
suits. They Indicate quite clearly that
the taxpayers have grown heartily
weary Of gang rule and political RI
baldry and seek a change At the
recent elections The Republican ma
chinists were, as usual. alert and Wig
liant, and much stress was placed on
the necessity OF victory in order to
keep the organization well creased
for this summers turmoil. That the
voters refused 10 be tempted by the
routine siren songs Of the Republi-
cans and supported Democratic nomi-
nees and reform is genuine cause for
elation. The Democracy OF Oklahomn
grows stronger day b. day and with
capable candidates and sensible is
sues win win hands down this fall.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1902-04-05

The editor Of the Chickasha e. To
Democrat sends up tale Of woe about
the ingratitude of men Of the party
and puts the following pertinent
query: Honestly What do you
think of a man who will come to an
editor and urge him to stand by the
party organization and fight Il
through, yet that man never offered
to stand by the paper in giving Il one
penpy's worth of support? We have
the utmost contempt for him and
brand him as worse than a thief"
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1902-04-05

The appointment of William Fossett
as United States marshal seems t1
give general satisfaction. One or two
Republican papers are COMPLAINING,
but the sound is not loud. Fossett IS
hale fellow well met While a Re
publican he is not narrow. We ieel
confident Fcssett win make a bet or
record as marshal than any Rerubli-
can who could have been named
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1902-04-05

Governor Ferguson is evidently tiy-
ing TO usurp the powers of the afruol
boards Of the territory. He dc,lar ss
thot teachers agencies are fAS5-, aud
tnat teachers shall be emplc ed ipun
tter merits The governor is efing
or big hunk Of trouble. He has no
rcre power TO dictate who shall ceacn
s'locl than has the county coroner.
The teachers are not responsible TO
IT, tstcutive, but to t'.s eoa-a ei
NATION. Governor Fs'gascl shouli
cqr-Ac his work to r. 'eaai2ire a
res ctabls territorial aj,ml bcaTd
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1902-04-05

Bin Allison OF Chandler, evidently
has been feeding on peppered meat.
lie Is poaitively savage in his attacks
on the Republican machine Allison
is an illustration of party harmony
which Ferguson has been trying so
hard to restore. In this weeks issue
Of the Tribune he not only takes the
hide of Ferguson, but he bllsters what
he calls Flynn's big eight" combine.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1902-04-05

Since Allison is an influential factor
in Lincoln county Republican politics.
II is quite certain the Lincoln county
delegation will not give in to machine
promises at the Republican congress
sional convention.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1902-04-05

pains and nervousness. II makes weak
women strong aud sick women we'll
III deem il my duty TO express nv heartfelt,
gratitude for having been the means under
Providence, Of restoring me 70 health, writes
Mrs. d. II. Mum, Of Spuughiil. Leou Co., Fia
For nearly two years / suffered from female
weakness 50 could not stand on my feet any
length Of time could scarcely walk at ali
Appetite was much impaired I had bearing
down sensations can't express how badly T
Did feel Had tried several kinds Of medicine
which did me little or no good. At last decided
to try Dr. Pierces Favorite Prescription. ] had
not taken all Of two bottles before saw Il was
benehtiug me. so continued to take II until
had taken seven bottles. when ! felt entirely
cured Did not feel a touch Of my old com
plant II has been over year since I took
your medicine aud I can truthfuiiy say that
my health has been better for the last year than
u had been for four years previously.
TYou may publish this as a testimonial"
DR. Pierce's Common Sense Medical
Adviser, in paper covers, is sent free on
receipt of 81 one-cent stamps to pay
expense Of mailing only. Address Dr.
r. " Pierce, Buffalo, N. Y.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1902-04-05

William d. Fossett, the newly ap-
pointed United States marshal arrived
from Washington yesterday afternoon
with his commission in his pocket. He
states that his chief deputy will be
either Ned sisson or Captain c. b.
Hunt.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1902-04-05
"A Modern Store.

Our patrons tell us it's
a pleasure to buy Wall
Paper and Paint here.
Our store room is big,
comfortable and well
lighted, and, although
we have car loads of
goods in stock, you
have plenty of room to
move abont and take
your ease in shopping.
We don't know of any
wall paper and paint
store that has better fa-
cilities for S h o in G
goods than this one has
You know what you are
getting when you buy
here. Every sale we
make is backed up by
our guarantee of salts
faction and the best
and most perfect goods
you can buy for the
money
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1902-04-05

sweeter than the breath of morn is
the breath of the girl who takes Rocky
Mountain Tea. A perfect system rem
ovater. safe, soothing and invigorating.
Ask your Druggist.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1902-04-05
LEAoERETTEs.
Local Happenings Of City and Terri.
tory Briefly Told.

The commissioning of James j.
Houston as secretary of the school
land department is applauded by the
territorial press. Houston is making
a very eefficient official
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1902-04-05

and that N she
sleeps her dreams
will only be echoes
of the suferings
OF the day.
Why not sleep
soundly and rise
refreshed at morn
ing, with strength
and courage for
the days dutiesp
Weak. nervous
women, sufferers
from backache,
b bearin < d o W n
pains. and other
" o m a My all
ments, have found
a perfect cure in
Dr. Pierce's Pa
vorite Prescrip-
tion II heals the
womanly diseases
which cause the
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1902-04-05

Taken up, one stray hog Owner
can find hog at R. Rosenberg's south
east of town by paying charges on
same.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1902-04-05

Foley's Kidney Cure If taken in
time affords security from All kidney
and bladder diseases.
Sold by ]. N. Wallace.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1902-04-05
" Pleasant Dreams

Cries The young maid to her mother, as
she retires TO rest The mother smiles,
bit sighs. She knows that the pains
that rack her will not stop for darkness,
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1902-04-05
PRICES
Baking Powder

Each time the United States Government
has officially tested the baking powders
the report has shown DR.. Prices Cream
Baking Powder to be of superlative
leavening strength, free from alum, abso
lutely pure and wholesome.
This is gratifying, for DIR. Prices Cream
Baking Powder is depended upon by mill
lions Of people to raise their daily bread.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1902-04-05

oTK.-Tnese Government INQUIRIES also
developed the fact that there are MANY
miNt,yss upoU the market made Ia ini-
tariou oi baking powder, but containing
alum Or other cailstic acid, whose uss "a
food IS dangerous.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1902-04-05

PHONE 81
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1902-09-25
Fooled Again.

Hunted and harried to his last stand .
the desperate bandit pours shot after
shot into the intrepid posse that has
surrounded him. Seeing that pc
is out of the question, he mutters:
AT least the historical novelist of
the future shall have no opportunity
to marry me off in the last chapter to
one of those impossible heroines."
So saying, with last yell of def
ance, he places the pistol to his head
and pulls the trigger.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1902-09-25
So Different.

Jibbs-Why, what's the matter with
you, old man?
Jabls (groaning)-I've just been bit
by blankety- blank dog.
Jibbs - What an outrage! Why
don't you shoot the internal beast?
He may be rabid. Anyhow, it is
duty you owe to society, and the dogs
owner ought to be pros
"Put it was your own dog"
ooh! Ah.-er, why, old man, he
was probably playing with you and
bit deeper than he intended He's
such playful dog"