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The Mankato free press. [volume] (Mankato, Blue Earth County, Minn.) 1879-1924, 1902-08-22

If Peter Fower will refrain from
taking to the lecture platform after
it is all over the people will forgive
MIN for the unnecessary amount of
fuss he has made in the world.
The Mankato free press. [volume] (Mankato, Blue Earth County, Minn.) 1879-1924, 1902-08-22

The latest story about Schwab is
that he is going to Europe to organize
a steel trust. Schwsb's press agent
is working overtime, and needlessly
So
The Mankato free press. [volume] (Mankato, Blue Earth County, Minn.) 1879-1924, 1902-08-22

An Iowa banker wants a position
on the Minneapolis police force. He
should have gotten into the game be-
fore the new order of things was in
augurated. The banking business
wouldn't have been in it as a money
making proposition.
The Mankato free press. [volume] (Mankato, Blue Earth County, Minn.) 1879-1924, 1902-08-22

Down south a mob lynched the
wrong negro and in order to make
good they seized the right one and
hoisted him up.
The Mankato free press. [volume] (Mankato, Blue Earth County, Minn.) 1879-1924, 1902-08-22

club. She has set out manfully to
protect him in his North American
right to get drunk, herself in her right
to hammer meanness out of him when
he does A judicial determination of
this ques ton will be awaited with in
terest. -MinneapoIis Times.
The Mankato free press. [volume] (Mankato, Blue Earth County, Minn.) 1879-1924, 1902-08-22

Peter Blesner, Mortified resident,
was killed by Chicago Great Western
freight train.
The Mankato free press. [volume] (Mankato, Blue Earth County, Minn.) 1879-1924, 1902-08-22

Several weeks ago, Knute Knutson
of New Market had one or two of his
cattle bitten by mad dog. The dog
was followed and killed. Mr.. Knut-
sons cattle have been developing symp-
symptoms of hydrobia and later dying,
one by one, although the greatest care
was taken in segregating those sup
posed to have been bitten. Mr.. Knut-
son has lost fully dozen head
The Mankato free press. [volume] (Mankato, Blue Earth County, Minn.) 1879-1924, 1902-08-22

D. s. Griffin, court commissioner at
Detroit, is dead.
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1902-12-12
Il .ii,,<,se esstEsH =.
- - .ilss1 ) ~ s. 8 E l
.LlHDUSTRZ4EEz
PR ROGRSO

'rilu.ait b. r mixture ~ caniphOr
auu guucu't1u. % has the great defect
~ being extremely ln1ammabie. and
therefore the attempt has been made
~ replace tie natural camphor ty an
artificial prp'luct. II has been observed
that with th.. product thc cclulo.d
while retaining its other valuable qua o.
fie l0-es the Characteristic of burning
10 che least contact with Ere. the artl-
hrial camphor being hydr0chlOrate Of
turp"uf,ur. wbioh b. has not been pDs-
sIhle up 90 recent times % obtain iu =
perfect state of purity
According 10 q very recent patent ~
NJ. Cailemberg. described Iu the Inda-
pendance Beige. this product Is now
obtained in the form 90 white solid
substance. ~ Transparent ~ crystal
and costing Jess than natural camph0r.
Another curious thing Is that this arti-
fetal camphor has the property of rem
dcring gunc0ttou soluble This is
great gain. as celluloid requires spe-
cial cOitous whereas the new matter.
whatever may De the degree of mira
ti0n Of the cotton. becomes soluble by
contact with the hydrochiorste of tur-
pentine Further. there Is much less
evaporation. 80 that ceiiuloid viii be- M
the same time less expensive. more
stable and less c0mbustble. II Is also
sought 10 Introduce the hydrochlorate
ot turpentine Into the manufacture OF
explosives, wherein % is destined 10
work revolution
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1902-12-12
DEEP SEA LIFE


W.eu1i4r FssA FsunA 80 B-pshs -
fhe o-~aa-
TIE anluats uh0 Iive ~ tee frrskg
- fhs ocs1n-that - e. E1y. urtsr q
rrfesre ~ manv hurfre8s % arr-oa-
rts ln uas5igl where The HoaHr
rags can -evsr p.ensrrHts--ars s1hZif-
tasl g. parlt-ulzr c1n-fitl1us Th-s
taese beinFs always slET-iss us ~ -.
xnr-i1rf-Y - tisir foru& b-t "a a.
egusI derrre wffh ths fsuna = -
E1rfsce that q, to fsrtas = sdaps.d
- ths euussltloEs - ifs nfs. says a
writer i1 Ia Sature
Wrh the animals % Ercat 6ertks
atrovhv % re- eyes ts rafher sxcsp-
tionaL M1af frctueufiy thess crwans
are prtserred ard are sren ~ r-T
great il1-ersso-s. CD crTtai1 cases -
eye hslrg lrs s-5arical forl ard b.
cuu-gG -yl.llris4L Thls barre e-s-
~ i'm j. 1tserrei azour ths csrz IA
i--rfles Eat.er-f by tts FaItivis a.
to er-fh ~ tae Cape of G0ol HcTe
'FIg O.
- reEe sr--1.+l1- fr-1-rr~1
car-afl ruuter ~ fsh rresszrfrx
sl-.,e- sr-e azar1erf- 1-s - the1 rFfr.
!. uLara came f-1-s rnp r-if ~ Gem
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1902-12-12

VIA tAs resuzpzlon ~ coal -lf-t-r
. PsrnsTivazlI tke price - fusi uI
3e decreased. but & WI D. s--e
uo-fhs before r rssch.ss ras r.-rtI
-rure MeanwhEIe TIE -sar,.h o. c.h
~ f1ru1s of f1sl whhrh may la case cf
nec,sslry - suhsrftural fur c-aI wIl
uat o. abanslguesL Iu thls euc1errr-
TIE recert rerort - FrzuE % Mtsl-.
Cnltsd S-1t-- c-aszl &c BerIa. o- -as
ra1rufsr-ure aad uae ~ hrtsart-.s
r-af= f-a-1 hru~u coaL peat a-.I t-s
lust srd wus-e - cual mizas .- l..r
-zur - - rl-ely irteres-.
Nr Mas1- says rlat t1eas 10 49, .-rs
form thr CreiurI tg--szs- f-. rs
Perln s1l ether estes a. g.
Tl.F arr u,el 90 i0,al-rs rr-l
sf~u rrrz rul ere saps -
hrat.ar COB ra.raas rFu-e.@@ 81 --r
flr-u-a
1sfor tleir ad-l5-1-rs D. .--. -asf
t1-y rrp e.-4a ans cr1trui=-f ta ll.
o. l-ar easily z18 r1r- u,th "a .l a-
ia-er- e1e u-ke fr-r-ry
smoke aal a-e t-- ,lalfasr fer .
e. far --.f t.lrss---.
4- teal a-ruus ~ lrltz -t.. --
I-"I u-. i--ss.- tore T- the
s-aat-z- of -t.. s-aaut frs1-.s --.
g sa-n-sI Plira ----p med rt .es
~ siY--5 81 Goa delleere1- Th- ave..
exc rT-a Ter tau i..t rear wa S-..-G.
rl'l ur. su advance ~ 81 or-r -a.
.r1TalErz p-e~ la f~-c anI st.-5
l7r thr f-odsetlJu and sale ~ -l
4-ert-- sau ~ eouE9Is-i by sy.ll
eat-
2i- Mas1n sl.o rfer. 20 TIRE syr-e-
ny ia fuel ef-cted 20 Geru.ahy b. Ga.
Use y coke. in whisA erery eIemeut o.
tie bitruiu0us coal 10 saved. either .-
smokeiess coke - gas. and sdds. ~
American municipalities beyond tie
economic range % anthracite are e~er
ernanclpated from their present vas
salaga o. The smote nulsance. lt WI .
- through fle clforee,I use % oua % .
more ~ three forms ~ prepared fuel 4
VIZ. coke fuel Eas made in clo-eI .
ovens from b.tumin0ls coal and b-f. .
guefte- made from Ignite. peat and .
Jtbar inferior materials Ly p70ce.sas .
which have t-eu Invented. tested and .
rrorel 90 be efi-elf hy the older a1I .
-lOre economical countries ~ EIr0ra" .
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1902-12-12
GIsaatie Power scheme.

A gigantic scheme is suggested In the
Figaro of Paris Tor the utilization OF
the rainfall ~ the PyTeHees It is pro-
posed 10 dam the yallrys on along the
chain. hold up on tAe mountain tor
rents in series ~ artificial hkes. reg
ulate the overflow, run it through mr-
bines aud so generate electric power.
II Is calculated that no less than 100
100000 horsepower could be obtained
from the Pyrenean range. aud this pow
er could be supplied at about one-siXth
OF the cost 0f chat produced by steam.
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1902-12-12

~ Hrsr 1rr1 from Irl'a~ orrs- Fsr
from cape q Goo1 Hope @ Ceraf.ss.I -
~ and the Indian OCEAN. not belouE.nE
% any known group. With other dsE
the cylindrical eyes did not look for
ward. but directly above. and finally
there were found f.h whose eyes are
carried on i.lg peduucles, and with
certain seopeIides there is a. the top
OF the skull an organ covered with q
Transparent r1ruel and which "a none
other than a third parIefar eve.
The oDmple1iy Of these visual or
gaus proves that even in great marine
depths there ls SIN light. It being fur
n.shel D. luHumerahie pLosrh0rescent
animals protoz0a. hyduires. worms.
crustacpaus and hsh flashing a light
through the depth. OF The ocean which
serves % guide them OF 20 attract prey.
These flashes % light are produced
sometime by pupspnorrsceut secTe-
t.9us which cover the bodies. some
tima Jy clarly iocaiized organs.
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1902-12-12

lie was talking 20 the pessiullstic.
sharp tou-ucd damssl
Have you uoficei." he asked. that
as general thing bachelors are
wcJlih.er than married mem
Il have she replied.
How DO you account FOR it?' be in
quirel
The poor mau mauies and the rich
one doesn't" .he answered. a man
q much more disposed 10 divide moth
ins with woman than he Is 10 divide
something"
IhereupOu De- decided 10 lct the sub
jet drop p-Chicago Post
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1902-12-12
is A
SERIOUS
MATTER
The Most Serious and Fatal
Diseases Arise From In
digestion

Cbruuic i1diEestion or dyspepssa.
uhIe a very common truu6Ie. has FOR
sona tine been Iooksd upon b. able
( raysicia-s a. q serious thing and that
I'd tine shollt be lost Ia treating it
Z properly ar tha Start. because recent
r=s-arches have shown that the most
s=ri1us fatal and inc1ra5ls diseases
have their origin in simple Dyspepsia
. o. Indigestion.
Z DIABETES is simply o-s form q inti-
resticz. t1e s1zar ard starchy food
n1< being sssiuilatei b. the digestive
organs Ia Burhts disease the alba
men is not properly assimIlated.
While consumption ard dyspepsia
are twin diseases. ard it IS beyond
question that dyspepsia makes fer
tile soil for the seeds o. cCnsumption.
But the trouble has been % fnd
remedy that could Be depended upon
20 cure dyspepsis. as IL is notoriousiy
obstinate and dl@cult 70 cure.
This has been the question which
has puzzled physicians and dyspep
tics alike. until the question was
solved three years azo By the appear
ance Of a new discovery in the med
ieal world known a. Stuart's DysPep
sia Tablets which. IL vas claimed.
uas a certain. reliable cure for every
form o. stomach trrsubIp
Physicians. however. would not ac.
cept such statements without first Eiv.
ing the new remedy many tests. and
carefully observing results.
For three years the remedy has been +
thoroughly tested in every section Of (
the country. and with surprising and
satisfactory results
stuarts Dyspepsia Tablets can De .
honestly .c'simed 20 be q specific a
radical lasting cure FOR indigestion in f
the various forms % acid dyspepsia 0r
sour stomach. gzs or wind or stom.
ach. too much bile. undue f1Iuess or
pressure after eating and similar
symptoms resulting from disorser-d
d gestion
Stua-t's Dyspepsia Tablets were not F..
placed before the public until this
three years trial left no d0ub, a. %
their value. and they have recently I
been placed in the trade. and can be
'ound on sale a. al druggists. a. the
aominal price of 81 cents per package. 1
No e1travaeant claims are made for
he remedy. Il viii not cure rheuma-
ism. pneumonia. typhoid fever. nor .
lnything but Just what 81 IS claimes
% cure. ard that is every form q
tOmach trouble No dieting is nee
.sssry. Good. wholesome food. and
ilenty of Il. and you may rest assured 1
hat stuart's Dyspepsia Tablets viii
.igest Il. Druggists claim for IL that
t IS a pleasure 20 recommend 81 % |
yspepties. because il gives such uni.
ersal satisfaction. I2-S-l0.l2
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1902-12-12

A sanitarium .u Virginia Is built over
a limestone cave. it having been dis
covered that afr from it has ali the
good negative qualities OF that OF noun
tain attitudes fof consumpuycs. being
free from dust particles and micro
organisms. Each room IN the sani-
tRrlum receives its air by a tube from
the subterranean cavern. This gives
the place IN summer a temperature of
10 TO 20 degrees lower than that % the
external air.
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1902-12-12

IL Is announced that 20 member OF
the Anglo-Americau club of London h
permitted % lose more than 5000 a
week NJ cards This Is true hospitality
and VIII uo doubt strengthen the 'tie
that binds ile two great English
speaking nations H. however the
Winnings are restricted 90 5000 q
Wyes rle ciaH VIII harc little atrac,
uon for certain eminent Americans
TLo sometimes wish tlr British meUop-
uls.
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1902-12-12
nNr MINTTE cnrGn crpr

u the only harmless cough cure thar gives
quick relief Cures Coughs. Colds. Croup
Brnuchltls, Mho5pirg Cough Pneumoula.
Asthma, LaGrippe and all Throat. chest
and Lung troubles. ! got soaked by rain.
ssys Gertrude +. Fennsr. Muncle. Ind. and
failed rapidly; lost A. lbs Ny druEEist
recummended one Minute Cough Cure The
hrst bottle brought RELIEF several cured
me. an back % my Old weight. Ifs ihs.
one Minute Cough Cure cuts the phlsgm.
relieves the cough a. once. draws Out in-
"a uma tion, cures Group. Al ideal remedy
for children.
,. Q. Ha.s. % state strest
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1902-12-12

The cxperieRc. with wireless teleg
raphy in the rorut naval maueuyers
of the British Mediterranean aud chan
nel squadron, seeus 90 have shown
the usrie,sne-s of the system for war
purposes boo lt- present stage. The en.
emy continuously sent confusing mes
sases II there was any known way to
shut out strange messages. "a Is % be
Inferred that the British naval officers
would have practiced IT, II Is believed.
however. that further experiments viii
ultimately overcome this obstacle
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1902-12-12

Giving two dollars for one and $3.50
diamond thrown in is not So popular
as IL was in Oregon But some other
way 70 capture easy money will speed.
ly be substituted.
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1902-12-12

Mrs. Powers- -Hezekiah. u you were
90 I've. your life an over again and Il
came 20 the matter 0f choosing a wife.
do you think you would choose mcF
Mr.. Powers tsubmisslyeiyi- There's
no doubt about IL, Maria. provided you
wanted me.-RichmOnd Dispatch.
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1902-12-12
The DOCTORS ADVICE.
Hs- ruu-=. Carries our HIs So.
readfana

meadfaaa.
Once uro1 tine q very neEvo1s
ul1u cnlie,f - his ghysician and askse
f8r u.etEcal aIviee.
TAKE t11ic and dismiss fr0u1 y0ur
m--d en- that tel.is to worry you- s-lja
the 1aefor.
Several r1ouths afterward the pa-
renf recpived iiH frDra the phystcian
rskiuz hfu o. remit SIS snd answered
b thus
Dear uretar-I have taken q touic
arf YeGr edvice Y0gr bfu tends 70
w1rry me. ard - dismiss 70 from ~
SIND
xfver -T't-l. SeluEa Prp--.
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1902-12-12
You Are Invited

To attend the creditors sale .oi
shoes There vil be ON sale 1000
pairs oi ladies. misses and children's
felt juliettos. fur TOP. in both black
and red. They are good values AZ
$3.50 a pair. yet 75 cents win buy a
pair az the creditors sale ~ shoes
corner State and Commercial streets.
p C. KELLY. Receiver
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1902-12-12

Several members of tie South Oma-
ha lNebl school hoard are charged
with selling their votes for IS apiece.
This would uppear 20 Dee about as
slow as working for "a living.
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1902-12-12

d.. 80 ....-...-- II .,-..--..
,-.i- .l,-..--...,. 49,. -, l....
.-.
o..
...- ~.
.e.....
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1902-12-12

when grow up" remarked Bobby
Toughmuscles. 4 am going 20 be tie
peoples choice"
"Pugihst or PRESIDENT" asked Tom
my sharpbOy.-Cincinnatl Commercial
Tribune.
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1902-12-12

Prince Ch'wta of SIAM viii have 20
DO some expert dudeas if De gets
through DIS u.p without furnishing
some fire. ad,,r,-iug tor tle enter.
prising chorus girls
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1902-12-12

William Fisk and William whitney.
two Baker city boys. were arrested
Saturday for burglary The arrest
was made by Deputy sheriff Frank
Fisk. father OF one OF the boys.
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1902-12-12
Scarcely courteou. Hin.eIf.

Newrich-I have no time Tor any.
thing common.
Wigwag-No; not even common cOur-
tesy.-Philadelphia Record.
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1902-12-12

Frank nugan. logger az Lenx's
mill in Baker City. was crushed by a
falling roof. and severely injured about
the head and upper portion OF his
body Thursday Il Is thought that he
viii recover,
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1902-12-12

IoaH D Roekss-Iisr say,
not make harpinesz No ,-.eI 81
o1s insrissly unkasofs, -. - " Hiia
SO
An unfsslinE Baksr cs.-
has forgotten that he ust - - NJ
aned a uamber q vew,--.a 'al
apiece for su0rbarH-z q
IaeD1-e ycauE men az 49,.
for HlarFiAgsabls Eastsrr a,I, -
is the matter uith The - ~
boycottins the huue p-Ds,-,, 81
II some more of tie 49,
would make their last "a
speech IN eoaE-ss and rav.. ~.
any more 10 o1e woals rv n
AuotheT imp in tts a-5ys, !.
estate transfers the past veat
Is substantial conssen~a d, ~.
q ihis city.
Vita Res. schell af.e- n.
land thieves. and Billy BrsAsr ~.
brush away from around =. III
land frasts. the public ours, :.
able 70 see through tse ma. !,
awhile.
Iaild insurazce-that !s iss--.
on the child after you get H-i,,-.,
ing rapidly IA this co1nt-y. 49,.
ing been banished in nos. 80
lands Yet ne are IN the h,,s
saying we are the sna-est ,so-,
the w0rld
The notable fart abou, The ~.
timber land fraud disruss,s5 i, a
Secretary Hitchcock is about tbs :.
nan drawing salary from he ~.
Eho seems 20 feel TIA. he has .sv.
3 toward those ~ho pay hin 70, 4,
services
in spite d alleged opposite no,s,.
.ke Patterson and Jack D'Arev !.
.ill great chums II Ike we're ~
United States senator Jack ~,
'rubably De his private ssets.,,
There ~ouldnt BE- anything too y
or Republican Ike 20 give Deno,
G Jack What < noble i1ageB,.
ouest voters is machine pol.tie, a,
.ay.
some q the Oregon Dsnoenb a
rrva 90 have their hides ats,
I'd hung on the fence % dry t- b
lg far more interested ir pulling 5s
ONE petty once under Chanbs,as
han they are in any reforms "
A few hop contracts Tor lsl r.
eing made a. IS cents. some Z,
.ould stop 20 draw a contract Eiht
id Nick u they we're a. ths pssi
axes and ST Peter vas ready bt
len in
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1902-12-12

Mr.. Banker-You say you walk a
great dealg
AR. BaTnstOrmer-Ye
Mr. Banker-Wben you are PLAYING
eOlf7
Sir. Barnst0rmer-SOmetimes when 1
am playing golf and sometimes when 1
am playing Hamlet
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1902-12-12

We may now return TO the consider,
sti0n Of football and politics.
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1902-12-12
Business
Mems
Lunch

First-class lunches served al The y
Noble lunch counter al al houB, b
or night We will make a spsi
" Of sandwiches, sauer klut 81
wienerwurst. clam choEdef e
in fact all that goes 70 make up a.
class lunch. We desire 10 cal n
pecial attention TO the business n1i
lunch that will be served daily trua Z
a N. until p. N.
ALEX. CORNOYER PN.
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1902-12-12

II soae more q TIE oour,..
would make their last s-s -.
speech IN co1u=ss. a-s rav...
any more 10 oue w0zls rrv
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1902-12-12

The notable fart about TIA =,
timber Land fraud discussion /. a
Secretary Hitchcock is about tbs :.
man drawing a salary from he ,,s,
~ho seems 20 feel tha. he has .sy !.
. toward those ~ho pay hin for \
services
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1902-12-12

Child insura-ce-that is is.--.
on the child after you get -
ing rapidly ia this co1nt-y. 49,.
Ing been banished in nos, ,iv,r..
lands Tet Ne are IN the h,,s
saying we are the saa-tsst psos.
the world
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1902-12-12

A10rheT imp In tts a-5-s, !,
estate transfers the past vest
Is substantial eonssenee fl, n. -
y this city.
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1902-12-12

VITA Res. schsll after n.
iand thievss. and Billy BusAsy -.
brush away from arours =.
land frazds. the public ovvs, !.
able to see through the jans,s !,
awhile.
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1902-12-12

Iaeo1-e ycguE men az 49,.
iof Haa'TiAEsab's Eas,srn ari, ~
IS the matter uith th- -. -
boycotting the hu-e p-os--,, "a
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1902-11-01

Today's matinee and night perform
ances at the Illinois will be Lincoln
j. Carriers sensational meIo-drama,
The Eleventh Hour The play is
certainly a success, judging from both
the standard of the box office and
from the standard of Carter produc-
lions, The attendance and the en-
thdsiasm shown in the rendition of
the play proves that the average per-
son bankers after melo-drama There
are numerous arguments as to wheth-
or vaudeville is doomed If drama
tiled novels are not fad. and if
there is to be a reoccurrence of TRACE
dy within five years, uninterrupted
melo-drama pursues it's course. and
like the inevitable brook, seems to go
ON forever. The triumph of heroic
lover over villainous passion. of right
over might, and of virtue over vice,
familiar Through the cent uries of
literature and the drama. Still at
tracts the people and its portrayal
gives them pleasure. In The Eleventh
Hour" Mr.. Carter has worked well.
He has infused a large element of
comedy into the play. and at the same
time giving il the melodramntic touch
that appeals to the average theatre
goer, together with sensational eli
makes in which the hero and the hero
inc triumph over the villain. "The
Eleventh Hour" is a clean, wholesome
play, and the presenting company is
one of the best Mr.. Carter has ever
sent out.
The presentation of "Alice of Old
Nincennes," with Gertrude Coghlan
in the title role, which is announced
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1902-11-01

When he's lost his lady friend
With few exceptions Mr.. AIDES TYR
les are keen satires of our social, POI
litical or military institutions. sugar
coated with rhyme and melody. Aft
ter the above take-off of love, the sol
diers are introduced and Templer
Saxe.as Lieutenant Hardy. explains the
object of Uncle Sans expedition to
the island as follows:
We haven't the appearance. goodness
knows
OF plain commercial men.
From Il hasty glance YOU might sup
pose
We are fractions now and then
But though we come in Nar-like guise
And battle front arrayed,
It's all business enterprise
We're seeking foreign trade.
We want to assimilate. if we can
Our brother who is brown.
We love our dusllv fellow-man
And hate to hunt him down,
So when we perforate his frame
We want him to he good.
We shoot at him to make him tame
If he but understood.
Four interesting schoolma mas
from Boston accompany the eNpedi-
ton to Sulu and announce the object
of their long journey as follows:
From the land of the cerebellum
Where clubs abouad and books are
plenty
Where people know before you tell EN-
AS much as any one knows.
We come to teach this new possession
All that's known to a girl of twenty
And such a girl. it's our impression
Knows more than you might suppose
Come away! Come away!
When the school bell rings.
Wen teach you many useful things,
If you love teacher. fond and true,
% Perhaps you'll teach the peachy
Teacher to-love-you.
Col. Jefferson Budd. the ''Arkansaw'
politician. who has been promoted to
IA command of volunteers, swells
with pride as he informs the sultan
of the great country from which the
expedition sailed, as follows:
BUDD.
Beyond the miles of curling foam
Is my beloved Yankee home,