The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1902-01-24
SaEfuc SiffiBSe.
Il have ai ~Avs ru,ired. fellows,
lt l. n risky thing 10 dn,
To calculate according

1ou ih"S '"tuldtS' on now IL lG0E
to you and then get "hickcd."
IL staying cold is uniform this ha
been u mlto,m(d) Writer
Is g.tiirg u.s"leaniS i'll court AID set
tlhG Them !let, Gc-iir, ilUG (d. :ialtlor
of courtr
A derrick IL a thing to lai~e heavy CD
Jsc's. \ pofpoise isia hing 'N rph d..!,l
il0ise8 cut ot the sea With -FrDm Il
homemade dictionary.
A dull lazpr pulls like the mischief o,
cold mcruine, and guess the piimitiv,
razor made the "slmvoIs" howl like 5
Sioux Indian at scalp danca.
1heIe art gcCd maDy hCgs runnina
everywhere at large their feet can carry
them Very likely some of them art,
already earning the OLD song root hog
or die" But il i was fat shoat
| would bats to wauder too far from home
thesa hard times.
Tie papers need not he always SO full
| OF Grass i'll the South" for we have
seen it and likely will see it in abundance
next Summer. But honestly we dom {
raise it the right way.
Jaw 3ooge lately that probably was
Ttpt rs ZFaiulslv IS fit was The ono that
|aaid tie golden egg, But | don't think
geese lays anything much but c,ols-;o-
waste when they can get at them.
Saturday last there was ''spirtn gin
hlng cotton and one could see wagons
hau!dlng to the gin as if in the fall
months. II exon this was the last of
the crop L. he ginned
totton se't! has been coming in to sell
quit" liVely The past few days. They are
Drngiug better prices than heretofore
Too late to give good prices now TO catch
The Duik OF sales, blood cannot be gotten
Out Oh a trrnlp. Seed are nearly all
gone.
Auditor Jno. G. Farr accompanied by
the Editor OF The 1IaIEs were in Sa,i-
Iuc on the 18Th. There we've not very
maEy who gave in" tleir property Oh
That Gay. | lad the pleasure of talking
aH Hh'e with the Editor Who came to
where was at work
Inc new correspondent. "Blue
Monhtain,' asked the question Where
IS Is. B. ard Hey Denver, Why have
been llGht here regular for quito awhile.
pu1 Is. Is. seems about 10 desert us. You
ought 10 Know you are very near hI,n
guess perhaps tie girls have got him
You must try 10 come Hgain. i furmsd d
the conclusion from ore little void Ii,
sour letter that you are a gll. Aln L
right?
"A person can Sec various things taken
to wood ard blacksmith SHOP to he
'mended" and there are several iokes
about If, but last week actually saw a
boy take pair of suspendeIs to the shop
at this place to Ice "mended." The pro
pletor says he would not be surprised to
get PAIR Of pans To De patched
THERE'S an old saying "Iitte but lou1.r
Som" one in this place has "A little pig
that is ''little but loud" if not SO loud.
hoase. | thought head big freight
engine eXhausliDg i'll the shop yard an6
on ln.,kiucr ou, - .,rv uuor IN see ---rlnt
was NJ SAW tie pig passing aud granting,
and | knO" that pig can 'oAhausL' as
house as freight locomotive.
10 not know as Satan has 4 parson-
abiy OF rot but Mas thinking that If he
was up here this cold weather the Old
chap would have frcZr to death. He
could not do much work up here rs TIE
climate would not suit hm, but in his
onice he must be at home. He might DC
| well, peisona'ly, over in The Philippine
lsiands with Uncle SANS sodiels or III
South Africa with Lord Kitchener for il
| 'hose pieces they seem to be doing hi.
work. He must surely have agents here
and faithful ores too, for his work seem.
10 bc gong on as If he was at it himself
guess he could get people to go eve.
t0 Klundike TO solicit contributions 0,
| emillants To his zone.
You can hear Of people giving puZZles;
ConnuhdTums, &c, aud there Is ole
lave been hard onto for soma time ARK
cant guesS it. In buying cotton alourt
! hSit why 10 our hGmc cotton factorip
MAKE dliieTerce IN prices of Hhlie, les
MI and dirty cotton and then take i
to The factory, dump it al together, max
II lnlo one grade of cloth an, sell Il b.cl
10 the plnducer Of the staple az on
lf.Ce, In Othrr words you may have
| very WElte bale OF cotton ard yel!OI
bale, they will buy tho yellow bale a
'oh, THIS is TOugh' at almost nuthiI,.
tben NIX 1t, guess, with the wmte an
.CI the cloth as the cloth of the hIghes
grad" of The c"tton. do not think ih,
,Xacfly fair unless hy some process the
make IT. good at The factory.
! am upa!tcrably opposed 10. ma
worship and TO woIsilipiDg man b,
cause he has b,en president, rating hII
rs hero" great big" and good
man, a statesman, when often he is
machine politician whose place las bet
bought tpr him by some schemin
monied men because they knew ne woui
work for lnem--his Glasier, Many o'he
men outside that ullic. is just as great {
good, aud how 'one one is going TO II
20 get a pension Of So, ,00L per Year ft
eX-Pie Sldeuts as long rs they live Al;
q LcSS tEcn HE widows will gr $50, 00(
81 | exon We must be "LwiXt the Cicy
ahh the deep sea" anyway so. take i
NJ GHnbt there ale many WHO wUr,i
te vjii,g 10 do without the ,e..Slos
They lad lhc Im uf Ill: pa lie pIp
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