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New-York tribune., 1902-08-30
SHIPPING NEWS.
PORT OF NEW YORK. AUGUST 20. 1910.
ARRIVED.

mdse and - steerage passengers to Funch Edye Co
S g @.na Pqf'e II Ia sanem Ga5afa
Porto Cahio H. CHseap 80 i6 Jssms With h. a Aa1in and dn
passengers Kunhardt Co Arrived at the Bar at ';zo
aSoan nSeamFr r. Win % mdse to on the Highlands
% ,D @ Sugar 5 aaa:o AP1s
the saT at rapsz @ % bav.on Banes August
Co Arrived the Bar at 10 m . ..,,,
lead and copper the American Smelling end and Re- Re
& to sb RST
10 A II Bull & Co. Is bound 70 Carteret ], -.
mdse and passengers Charles II Mallory & Co South
Taplsy eTPoT It. NsT; S5 and o1, Mon
steamer chesapeake DeIano Baltimore. with mdse to
steamer cRr, Fhsap Philadelphia A Agsu;t Is
steamer Benefactor French Philadelphia
steam steamer !z Tyr cSor Nicholson Lusuna august
colutIa 10 Cazones IS. TuxPan % With mdse to w D
Mgnrop a6E A5Eva N At Aug 6s Bar So $40 q; wnd east light
breeze: clear
Amsr9s span 5
e seots er Psnsafea n SG5adg hn:
Norfolk and Newgort News American Dutch Antwerp
Tampico. campeche. etc: Bowie dr. L4verpool Erica
0ierj Kingston; Paoma Cuhanl. Aux Cages. Port-a
THE MOVEMENTS OF STEAMERS
FOREIGN FORTS.
Ivepoo Aug 2ssied .,sn sssms5f @ HsSsiHs R;
S'K a%ozs s sa ss
chs5S99s Sas @ o aa se steamer
Victoria CGer' Kaempn 0rcm Hamburg. NewYork
Prawie Point Asg 2a-Passed steamer Potsdam putch,
Potter rotterdam and BouloEns for New-York-
New-York tribune., 1902-08-30
NY LICENSE HEHICLEs USED N PARKs.

lattice C;ieserich. in the Supreme Court yester-
day. handed down decision holding that the Park
commissioners have the right to let contracts to
nrivate concerns for the operation of public vehi-
cles in the parks The decision is the outcome of
a proceeding against the Park Commissioners
brought by a taxpayer for order restraining the
Park Commissioners from granting any privileges
for public stage route stations or waiting rooms
IN Central Park and Riverside Drive The order
also sought to restrain the Park Carriage Com
panv from operating under agreement existing
between the company and the Park Department.
New-York tribune., 1902-08-30
PERKINs-HANNA CONFERENCE.

Cleveland Aug. CIT reported here to-day
that George w. Perkins. of j. P Morgan q CO.
would arrive in the city some time In the day to
hold a conference with Senator Hanna, chairmRn
of the Civic Federation. relative 10 settiernent Of
,ha anthracite strike. At noon Senator Hanna de-
ella red no such conference had oeen held that
he did not expect visit from Mr.. Perkins, and
tat n The latter was coming TO Cleveland he (the
Senator had not been advised to that effect
New-York tribune., 1902-08-30
Adirondack Attractions.

Another beautiful camp in the series OF
Adirondack descriptions which has been
running in The Sunday Tribune, pictured
and described. II will he Birch Island, II
the Upper St Regis. the camp OF MI
Anson Phelps Stokes.
New-York tribune., 1902-08-30
HOME NEWS.
PRoMINENr ARRIvA1ls AT Tile HOTELs.

AIREMARLE-st Stanford Newell United states
Minister TO The Hague. and DR.. F G Cook: 7. 81 : n
GRAND-J b Bouten. of the United States Coast
and Geodetic Survey. and Capt. 5. a. Purmance.
L s A. GRAND UNION-Judge j +. Chapman.
Of Connecticut. HOFFMAN-Co Colonel 4. r An
drews Of North Carolina. MANHATTAN-John NJ;
kellogg OF Ogdeusburg. II. J. COggeshall. OF
Watervie. ex-State Senator. and Interstate Com
merce Commissioner Martin A KNAPP; VlCT0-
RIA-C. e Richardson. Mayor OF Pueblo, Colo.
WALDORF-ASTORIA-J. f. Pepper, Of Lexington.
New-York tribune., 1902-08-30
Equine Dentistry.

Valuable horses now have their teeth
filled. bridged or crowned By dentists
Just as people do. Description and pict-
ures of the operations and dentists at
work on their equine patients
New-York tribune., 1902-08-30
The Misquamicut Club.

This popular and somewhat exclusive
Golf Club at Watch Hill, r. l.. is grow
ing rapidly 1t has recently expended
over $4,000 on it's clubhouse and links
Illustrated description OF the improve
ments.
New-York tribune., 1902-08-30
Opposite BIackwelPs Island.

An unimproved city park on the East
River front from Seventy-sixth to Sew
epty-eighth ST.. facing the Island. is
very popular resort for residents of that
vicinity. and a natural playground for
the little folk
New-York tribune., 1902-08-30
The Catholic Protectory.

Pictures OF the boys Of the NeV-fork
Catholic Protectory going through their
fire drill. They recently bravery saved
the Protectory buildings from total de-
struction by fire
New-York tribune., 1902-08-30
THE MISoUAMICUT CLUB.

This popular and somewhat exclusive GOLF
Club. at Watch Hill. r. H. fs growing rapidly
IL has recently expended over S9oooo on sts
Clubhouse and Links Illustrated descrfr-
ton of the Improvements in TO-MoHHoW'S
TRIBUNE.
New-York tribune., 1902-08-30
ssQUIsE DENTISTRY.

Valuable horscs now have their teeth filled.
hrtdged or crowned by dentists. just rs
people do Description and pictures of the
operations dentists work their
ssutEs 5sdsn.a. n T0-M0RitoN,s TRIBUNE.
New-York tribune., 1902-08-30
The Flower Fete.

Saratoga's annual flower festival viii
he held at that attractive resort Septem
her 1st. 2d, Sd and 4th. We present somt
pretty photos.
New-York tribune., 1902-08-30
One Hundred Years Old.

Batavia. y. Y, celebrates its one hun
dredth anniversary on September t. Gov
ernor OdelI will assist in the ceremonies.
Scenes in Batavia and history Of the city.
New-York tribune., 1902-08-30
Annou nccmerJs
MARINE INTELLIGENCE.

uTSIATr-p- ALMANAC.
Sunrise ac4 6:36 Moon rises m 25o' Moon age
HIGH WATER.
Ne Sa,dv Hook 5s Gov. 5:23 Hell Gate T:le
J. sandy Hook BIS GOV Island "4' Hell Gate 80
New-York tribune., 1902-08-30
A Dusky Statesman.

Emperor Nenelek, Of AbyssInia. has
wisely concluded to grant no more con-
cessions To foreigners Some instances in
which concessions of this kind have op-
GRATED 10 the disadvantage of the weaker
nations
New-York tribune., 1902-08-30
Hearty Eaters.

How the Navy is fed The liberal pro
vision Uncle Sam makes for sea fighters
Photos of the men at mess. cooks prepar
ing food, etc
New-York tribune., 1902-08-30
Indian Melodies.

The scores of some peculiar melodies
the North American Indians call music
New-York tribune., 1902-08-30
SAN FRANCISCO STOCKS.

San Francisco. Aug. @.-The official closing quo
tations for mining stocks to-day were as follows:
New-York tribune., 1902-08-30
Secretary Shaw.

The beautiful country home of Leslie
w. Shaw. Secretary of the Treasury, at
Thompson's Point, Lake Champlain, pict-
ured and described. President Roosevelt
will spend tomorrow there.
New-York tribune., 1902-08-30
Bloomfield, N. J.

\ charming and attractive spot for the
homes of New York commuters. Descrip-
tion with pictures.
New-York tribune., 1902-08-30
Deal Beach, N. ].

A part of the Standard Oil millions is
being expended by Daniel O'Day, one Of
the magn4tes. at Deal. \. J. His charm
ing summer mansion there. fine statuary.
sunken gardens. etc.
New-York tribune., 1902-08-30

Brings mail.
New-York tribune., 1902-08-30

MissorIa Tetonka.
sw Two Collars e '"

g. 4 W
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1902-12-19
nrn,vn nnh nIncI..

In one of the middle cities of the
United States there lived a local wit
and his favOrite butt. Both were prom
inent clubmen and enlivened the same
social set One was named Black and
the other BrowG Black was immacu-
late in his dress. while Brown was
careless. often wearing his finger nails
In mourning and an ecrute collar with
full dress suit. But family connec-
tions excused his shortcomings. One
evening the pair arrived at reception
and met the hostess simultaneously
The two names mentioned together
suggested bonmot to Brown, but the
opening was disastrous.
The colors are very much in evi
dence tonight" said Brown.
To which their hostess replied, "Yes
see they are. and, II rumor is to be
credited, they are fast colors'
"No, no." broke in Black; "Browu
won't wash.''-Argonaut
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1902-12-19

VIM. ]. Bryan has moved into his
$4,000 home three miles out from
Lincoln, Neb. The place is called
Fairview, and IT is well named for the
reason that It stands upon Col. Bryan's
thirty acre farm with a splendid view
in all directions The new home has
twentyone rooms. Besides the par
lors, reception hall and library. dining,
kitchen and other departments, It con
tains a gymnasium and school room.
and ample sleeping rooms above for
the family and for visitors. The build
ing IS handsome pressed brick and
stone structure with hand carved fin.
ishings throughout Although well re-
moved from the city, the place IS con
nccted with electric lights and water
works, and II is said that moaey has
been lavishly expended in tho furnish
ings
Mr.. Bryan gives literally to charity
and for political purposes. His paper
is now well established with 10000
circulation and his income runs from
100000 to $4,000 a year. 1t has been
Mr. Bryan's rule IN life never to spend
all he makes. His fortune is now am
pie for all needs. The Commoner Is
managed by his brother Charles and
an experienced editorial associate
does the routine work. Mr. Bryan does
most Of his writing when the spirit
moves him to say something and hence
he finds himself writing mostly at
home or when travelling to meet his
lecture engagements. He is enjoying
life and never seems so happy as
when homeward-bound with a bundle
of exchanges in his mail bag which
he throws over his shoulder. To be
able to express himself through his
paper on the live topics of the day
brings genuine satisfaction to the wise
counsellor of the common people and
friend to honest endeavor in every
walk of life Mr. Bryan may never be
our president, but he may continue to
do the people much good as a private
citizen.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1902-12-19
Lead Pencil Experiments.

An English statistician was asked
how many words could be written with
an English lead pencil. and, being de-
termined to answer it. he bought lead
pencil and Scott's "Ivanhoe" and pro
ceeded to copy the latter word by word.
He wrote 95,60S words and then was
obliged to stop for the pencil had be-
come so short that he could not use 1t.
A German statistician who heard OF
this experiment was dissatisfied with
It because all the lead in the pencil was
not used on the work, and therefore he
bought pencil and started to copy a
long German novel. When the pencil
was so short that he could not handle
it with his fingers, he attached holder
to il. and il Is said that ne wrote with
this one pencil 100000 words. Posi-
bly,. however, his pencil was longer or
the lead in 1t was OF more durable
quality.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1902-12-19

Sill ANOTHER read.
The EnemIe. Of wna sheen.

Wild sheep depend for greatest pro
lection on their climbing capabilities
They travel where no man cansfollow
aud often IN climbing use their knees
instead OF their fore hoofs. Their first
instinct at the approach of an enemy
is 70 start for the mountain top. aiming
IL possible to get above and keep above
the enemy
Wolves. wolverines and eagles are
their most common enemies. and the
lambs suffer extensively from these.
Wolves are capable OF taking down
grown animals, but In summer hunger
seldom induces them to make the
struggle. and In winter they prefer
lower attitudes. There are many stories
told OF the lordly ram doing battle
with wolves, which are ON a par with
the story of lcaping from dizzy heights.
The old rams are cunning, and in this
lies their greatest safety. They are
perfectly at home ON rocky ledges,
where the wolf is not, and If they can
gain such a position they will, with
one charge, hurl the wolf to the rocks
below.-A. j. Stone I'm Outing.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1902-12-19
How to Prevent croup.

1t will be good news to the mothers
OF small children TO learn that Group
can be prevented. The first sign OF
Group is hoarseness. A day or two
before the attack the child becomes
hoarse. This is soon followed by a
peculiar rough cough. Give Chamber
lain's Cough Remedy freely as soon
as the child becomes hoarse, or even
after the rough cough appears, and It
VIII dispel all symptoms of Group. In
this way all danger and anxiety may
be avoided. This remedy is used by
many thousands of mothers and has
never been known to fail. 1t is, In
fact, the only remedy that can always
be depended upon and that is pleasant
and safe to take. For sale by City
Drug Store, f. J. Ramsey and Ard.
more Drug Co.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1902-12-19
A.. A..
BAILEY.
Texas & Pacific Railway.

The territory TO which excursion
tickets for the holidays will be sold
has been considerably widened. In
addition to the usual sale of tickets
60 points In the Southeastern states,
the T. q p. railway company will also
sell roun trip tickets TO principal
points in Mexico. Colorado, Arkansas,
Missouri, Kansas, Iowa, Illinois, Ne
braska North and South Dakota, Min
nesota and Wisconsin.
The rate will be one first-class fare
plus 81 for the round trip and tickets
may be purchased December 10, II,
21. 22. 20 and &c, good to return with
in thirty days from date OF sale.
Further information regarding rates,
through service sleepers. free seats in
chair cars. etc. may be had from any
railroad ticket agent. or through cor
respondence with II. p. Hughes, trav.
cling passenger agent. Fort Worth,
Texas, or Il. p Turner. q. p. & t. A.,
II. & p. railway company, Dallas,
Texas.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1902-12-19

whats the matter with you" asked
his wife
I'm feeling lonely" was the reply.
Don't you like this town.
Il don't like this earth
"What's the objection TO itY'
people are too egotistical. If there's
anything hate it's egotism. And when
1 see kings going about confidently and
doing things wrong, and diplomats try
ing all sorts of insincere tricks with
complete efTrontery, and lawyers seek
ing applause for arguing on the wrong
side of case, and everybody display.
ing utter selhshness without blush,
am forced to the conviction that am
the only consistently high toned and
moral gentleman on this globe. And II
makes me feel lonely"
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1902-12-19

An amusing extract from a Belgian
paper gives the following incident:
A woman whose husband had lost
his life I'm a railway accident received
from the company 10000 francs by
way OF compensation. Shortly after
she heard that traveller who had lost
leg had been paid 10000 francs.
The widow at once put on her bonnet
and shawl and went 10 the office OF the
company.
Gentlemen, how is this?" she asked.
"You give 10000 francs for a leg, and
you allowed me only 10000 francs for
the loss Of my husbandv
Madam" was the reply. "the reason
is plain. Twenty thousand francs
won't provide him with a leg, but for
ten thousand you can get husband. "
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1902-12-19
FOiey'S Kidney Cure
uiakes kidneys and bladder rigIiS
NOTICE TO CONTRACTORS.

Sealed proposals addressed to the
city clerk OF Ardmore, Indian Terrific
ry. will be received by said city until
2 o'clock, p. m, of Tuesday, January
9Th, 1903, for supplying the materials
and doing work as follows in connoc-
tion with waterworks construction;
A-Pumping machinery.
B-Fire hydrants, gate valves and
valve boxes.
C.-Steel water tower, 25 feet by 1875
feet.
D.-Laying about twelve miles of
mains.
E.-Constructing pumping station.
F.-Constructing a filtering plant.
4 certified check must accompany
each proposal eQualing five 90 per
cent thereof.
A complete set of plans and specifi-
cations is on file in the Offices of the
engineer, suite 7O7, No. 10 Wall st
New York City. and in San Antonio.
and with the city clerk in Ardmore.
Copies will be furnished intending
bidders at cost
The right is reserved by the city OF
Ardmore to reject any or all bids.
Address all inquiries to
CHESTER b. DAVIS,
NJ. Am. Soc. G. e., Engineer
San Antonio. Tex.
Il, w. DICK, Mayor.
GEO. II. BRUCE, City Clerk.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1902-12-19

What constitutes the vulgar voice?
In an article in tile London Spectator
n writer concludes that this evidence Of
vulgarity. springs like almost all vul-
garity. however displayed, chiefly from
two causes-an undue love OF conspicu-
BUSINESS and an undue fear of the
same" The person whose chief aim
is to keep himself or herself In the eye
of the world rarely makes n remark
without desiring that It shall reach the
ears OF others besides the one directly
addressed, and here the peculiarly false
sound of the voice is attributed TO the
absence of singleness OF motive. ON
the other hand, the wavering tone and
affected accent of the timid vulgar are
ascribed TO another form Of insincerlty
namely, the wish to initiate others
with whom one happens TO be when
they are of a supposedly higher social
standing. The attempt is sure to fail
and the result only i'm the suppression
of all evidence of the speakers own
personality-in the voice as well as in
the manner. Thus sincerity, paramount
i'm all art, is basic in breeding as well,
which is the art of life.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1902-12-19

The Talmudic writers tell us that
"the blessed God gave to the first man
in paradise a staff which had been
created between the stars. Adam gave
T. 10 Enoch, Enoch to Noah, Noah 10
Snem, Shem to Abraham, Abraham TO
Isaac, Isaac to Jacob. Jacob carried
Il into Egypt and gave 1t to his son
Joseph. When Joseph died, his house
hold goods We're taken to the house OF
Pharaoh, Pharaoh took the stan of
Adam, which had descended TO Jo-
seph from the first man, and put II
among his special treasures"
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1902-12-19
ENDORSE SUBSTITUTE.
chiokasha Club and Citizens Hold
Meeting Saturday Afternoon.


Meeting Saturday Afternoon.
Pursuant TO call II y. Johnson,
president of the Commercial club. and
Mayor Scnhern, there was meeting
by the club and citizens held in the
mayors Office Saturday afternoon for
the purpose of taking action on the
Beveridge substitute bin now before
the United States senate.
Several enthusiastic speeches were
made advocating the bill. resolutions
adopted which were Immediately wir-
ed to Senator Beveridge, and several
kilograms were also sent to United
States senators at Washington.
Mr.. j. w Speake was elected as a
delegate to start at once for Washing
ton and to work Tor the single state
hood measurs. Mr.. Speake left for
Washington Saturday night
The matter of dividing the Southern
judicial district of the Indian Territory
was also presented TO the club for
their endorsement, which was done
and placed in the hands OF Mr. Speake
The expenses defraying resolutions
and kilograms to Washington were
raised among those present-Chicka-
sha Telegram.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1902-12-19
A TEXAS WONDER.
HALLS GREAT DISCOVERY.

One email bottle of The Texas Won
der, Halls Great Discovery, cures all
kidney ard bladder troubles, removes
gravel, cures diabetes, seminal ennis
slons weak and lame back, rheuma-
tism and all irregularities of the kid
neys and bladder IN both women and
men. Regulates bladder trouble in
children. II not sold by your druggist
will be sent by mail on receipt of 81.
One small bottle Is two months treat
ment and will cure any case above
mentioned. DIR. r. w. HALL.
Sole manufacturer, st. Louis, Mo.
Sold by all druggists and w. b.
Frame5 Ardmore, |. T.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1902-12-19
HARD QUESTIONS,
some of the Humps query Editor
Occasionally Gets.


A correspondent writes n sorrowful
letter regarding his experiences In run.
ming "a correspondents column" In u
weekly paper. After be had written
both questions aud answers for awhile
the public finally became warmed up
to the idea and began to send in ques-
tions In whose presence the encyclopc.
da itself was all norvelcss and trcm-
bly,. In one Saturdays mail the follow
ing letters were received addressed to
"the editor OF the correspondents col
umn:"
Dear Sir Where Is the universe7 Please
give Illustration. Yours truly
J. PAUL SMITH.
Another read.
Dear Editor-How does corpuscle diff
Ter from germ and why2 / can fnd
nothing on this subject In our psycholo-
giles. Yours truly. FRANK EATON.
still another read:
Dear Mr.. Editor-In our examination
paper today the teacher had the following
question: Mention the various func-
tions." I couldn't DO Il. win you please
mention them2 7 aui ing you In advance.
l am, yours most .ru'y
CLARA E. JONES.
These questions may look easy. but
if you think 80 take pen and sit down
aud answer them Minneapolis Jour
nal
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1902-12-19
Notice Of Dissolution.

Notice is hereby given that the firm
of f. w. Fisher & Co. of Berwyn, |. T.,
has this day been dissolved by mutu-
al consent. f. w. Fisher succeeds to
the business and assets CT the firm.
He assumes all liabilities Of the Arm
and will collect all accounts and other
debts due the firm.
This 10Th OF November. 1902.
f. W. FISHER.
colin. w. A. MOORE.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1902-12-19
A Cold Wave,

The forecast OF sudden changes in
the weather serves notice that a
hoarse voice and heavy cough may
invade the sanctity OF health in your
own home. Cautious people have a
bottle of One Minute Cough Cure al.
ways at hand. f. II. Wise, Madison,
Ga, writes: Il am indebted to One
Minute Cough Cure for my present
good health and probably my life"
It cures coughs, colds. la grippe, bron-
chitls, pneumonia and all throat and
lung troubles. One Minute Cough
Cure cuts the phlegm, draws out the
Inflammation, heals and soothes the
mucous membranes and strengthens
the lungs. City Drug Store.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1902-12-19
TEMPTED, HE ATE.
A story 90 Heinrich Heinc ard
Taotsr.onte Lyons snusnge-


Returning from journey tC the
south of Fr.nce Heinrich IIcinc met n
friend, German violinist. in Lyons.
who gave him a large sausage that had
been made iW Lyons. with the request
TO deliver e to a mutual acquaintance,
homec thic physician. in Paris.
Helnc pr aiSed to attend to the com
mission iutrusted the delicacy 10
the care his wife. who was travel
ing with m But as the post chaise
was very dow and he soon became
very huugiy. on the advice of his wife
both tasted Of the sausage. which
dwindlcd with every mile.
Arriving at Paris. Heine did not dare
20 send the remainder TO the physician.
and yet he wished 10 keep his promise.
SO he cut off the thinnest possible
slice with his razor. wrapped It in a
sheet of velIum pe1er and inclosed II
in an envelope. with the following
note:
Dear Doctor-From your scientific in
vestigations we learn that the millionth
part OF "A certain substance brings about
the greatest results. I beg, therefore
your kind acceptance OF the accompany
ing millionth part OF a Lyons sausage
which our friend gave me to deliver 20
you. n homeopathy Is "A TRUTH then this
little piece will have the same effect on
you rs the whole sausage. Your
HEINRICH HEINE
-Ughettrs with Physicians and eli.
put- "
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1902-12-19
A Quaint Epltaph.

Here is an epitaph which may be
read I'm an English churchyard at
tached TO bennington church:
Here lies the body of Lady
oLooney, great-niece Of Burke, com
monty called the sublime. She was
Bland. Passionate and Deeply Reli-
gious; also she painted in water colours
and sent several pictures to the exhibi
ton. She was the intimate friend of
Lady Jones. And of such is the king
dom of Heaven"
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1902-12-19

A truthful man who has just re-
turned from abroad says he overheard
the following dialogue between two
fellow passengers. Said one:
81 wonder who that awfully homely
woman isf'
"Oh that's my wife" replied the 9th
er.
How do you know? You're not
looking at hcrY
81 don't have to-"