The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1902-08-15

DO you mean that personality" pas
slonately demanded the othcr.-kansa.
City Journal.
1t was midnight. Suddenly in tn,
Adam residence there was a cry. then {
series of bowls, and one OF the neighbors
passing by, heard the head Of the HOUSE
use language that was calculated to loos'
the thunderholts Of heaven on the whole
nrighborhood. She stopped, ran up to
the window, and, pressing the button.
What in the world is your husband do
lng!' she asked, as the dulcet voice Of
Eye inquired. the errand.
''Oh," replied Eve. "hc is merely rails
ing Cain. 1t requires strong language
to raise a child like that"
AND thus all expression was coin";
which promises to outlast history itself
Portland Orcyonian
''An'l." were the concluding words Of
the professors lecture to the medical
students, do not promise too much.
knew Il physician Of real ability who
promised Il patient. whose legs he had
Just amputated, that he would have him
on his feet within two weeks. New
York Daily News.
A Slight Observation-Disclosures
world has place for everybody. Winks
Yes; the only trouble is there's gener-
ally somebody else in it.-Town and
Country.
They were seated in the motor-car in
Princes street, Edinburgh, and their con-
vcrsation was ell about the party they
were both at the previous evening.
"Ah,'' said the girl in the sac-back
jacket, zone can never believe Il word
| that young men say:'
'Why. what ever has happened:'
! uucried her companion with the feathe,
boz.
"We.l. there's Jack. He promised faith.
fully never to tell anyone if would per.
NIT him to kiss me Just once, and in less
than Il minute he had repeated it.'-Tit,
49,
Molly-You are only an apology for a
MAN.
Cholly (unabashed)- you-aw-ac
ccept the. apology, Miss Molly?-\ew
York Daily News.
Son-You didn't learn logic when yov
were a boy. did you. dad:
Fathe H., my son: What is it?
COu-1AC dlC VI lSdSoHluS Il VI III
stance, by means Of logic 1 can prove
that his house is the other one over the
way.
Father-The dickens you can! Let's
hear.
Son-Well, these are two houses, arc
they not? Yes; and that house over
the way is one of them, isn't it? Yes
one, mustn't it?-New York Daily News
She-Tell me, when you were in the
army were you cool in the hour of dan.
He-Cool? Why, I shivered!- New
York Daily News.
A Chaplain young lady recently. Oh in.
speeding her drawing room. found tho
furniture and ornaments covered thicklA
with dust, and evidently they had moi
been touched that day.
"Maryv' she called the servant, ''yo:1
haven't busted the room this morning
mo ma'am, haven't; l am just dc
composing"
"Decomposing! What on earth do you
mean?'
"Well. ma am, am just returning tt
dust. "-l+to 9Inla Answers
--:O:--- f.
She-Do you think we can get alons
without that cook dear? Sure. Why
| if the worst comes, you can do the cook
! ing and can get my meals at a restau
ant."-Life.
The following card Of thanks is sale
to have been published recently:
"Card of Thanks-I wish to thank tn.
dear friends who so kindly sustained me-
| in my hour of trial at q recen- com
mencement. when my daughter, June
belle. broke down and forgot the lines 0:
| her Grafton. Their kindness in fannin!
me, passing me salts, etc. in those darl
moments of despair until my daughter
remembered where she was and Went Oh
will be remembered with emotion ant
gratitude.-Nrs. Lysander Appleton
Lebanon Ind, Patriot.
D love, love, love:
Love is like 4 dizziness.
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