The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-04-27

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it's not sol" - ~ 'lie bdzoo'
az cluoWoman'S meeting on the hill
not long ago one of the members was
hoIulhg forth about the ideal woman ami
now rarely we see one. WHO ever saw
perfect Woman?" she exclaimed sez1rno
ever heard of perfect wonran?'' 4 small
mlId-looking woman in the back of the
room arose and in a small voice said: IT
nave never seen perfect woman: have
heard OF one, but she's dead now. she was
my husbands first wife,
Alas for the spotter of sanity town.
lie thought Of a spot on Ed Murphys
gown,
But this latest one of McCardy's tricks
Went bump on the sanity back of Dix
ana Doran strikers bowed down with
woe,
Refuse to use McCardyo!
kid" Mccoy of pugilistic fame, has
just married his divorced wife for the
third time. If he had done that in ST.
Paul he would be arrested as a repeater
The silence of the w c. T. U. about
the Water-cure could be cut with a knife;
doubtless it is difficult for it's members
to realize evil connected with the pour
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cruelty of it depends upon who uses it.
AS administered by the Spanish or native
Filipino it is an uncivilized torture, but
as given by our troops, only a pleasant
diversion. 1t is rumored that it is to
be among the amusements at Como this
summer.
A Miss Calhoun, an American actress in
London hitherto unknown to fame has
stated that she is going to appear in
Shaksperean characters, and that justice
is to be at last done to the immortal
bard. This is very kind of Miss Cal
houn, but there must be moments when
Shakspere is glad he is dead.
A Minneapolis man felt so sorry the
other day that he came down here and
died. No one likes to be found dead in
Minneapolis.
A Bohemian prince offered to sell him
self to any woman who would pay his
debts. There were no takers, as every
one supposed that he had already given
himself away.
In explanation of why one Smith in
the Philippines ordered that all natives
over ten years of age were to be killed,
it is stated that boys of ten in that
climate are equal to American boys of
fifteen. This makes it perfectly clear.
If boys of ten over there know as much
as boys of fifteen here, we admit that
Smith was justified
Santos Dumont has come over here to
challenge all ''sky fiers" 1t may be
shock to his feelings to discover that the
citizens Of New York and Boston are
preparing to go the other way by tun-
neling the streets. If he will change the
wording of the challenge to include high
fliers he will find his hands full
There is a day kept annually by Hindu
sailors which is called Hobson JobsOn.
One of our sailors celebrated a Hobson
Jobson day, and now it is a case of
Hobson losing his Jobson.
A woman in Chicago says she wants
a divorce from her husband because when
angry he eats his shirts. The poor man
probably mistakes them for shredded
wheat.
A minister in Ohio says that hell is
going to be much hotter for women sin
ners who go there than for men. After
you, my dear Alphonser"
1t is rumored that the reason Of the
delay in the debate between DR. Ohage
and the anti-vaccinat ionists Is because
Ol1O VI Tic uCDdICIS Ol Tie sue OF the
latter is suffering from smallpox Thus
does right always triumph.
An epoch-making discovery has just
been reported by a New York physician,
and one which marks an advance in
thought, as it does away with the ne
cessity of a moral code It is that NOR
ais and virtuous conduct generally are
the result of proper diet, and that moral
defects can be cured by the use of GER
tain medicines. Lying can be remeuied
by dosing, said this wise doctor, and
many traits of a bad disposition done
away by fitting children with glasses
How interesting it would be to try some
experiments in this matter here in ST.
Paul, especially by giving some non-lying
potion to the campaign orators before
election. 1t is really pitiful, however,
to see to what lengths physicians will
go in an endeavor to get business.
man supposed to be an American was
found climbing a high scaffolding in Par
is the other day, and when assisted to
the ground said that he was trying to
go to heaven. Two thousand dollars
were found in his pocket. The idea Of a
man with money in his pocket leaving
Paris to go anywhere. NAB.
st. Paul, April 26, 1902.