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The Londonderry sifter. (South Londonderry, Vt.) 1883-19??, 1902-01-10

The reader Of newspaper who
finds fault with space being taken up
with advertisements would find by a
careful perusal of those same adver-
tisements every day that he would
save a great many dollars on his pur-
chases during the year. There are a
great many people now who buy all
their wearing apparel and other nee
essities of life entirely through the
advertisements in the newspapers
and the number of such people is
rapidly increasing. If you cannot
go to the store send your orders by
mail
The three stores of the Vermont
Marble company-at Proctor, Cen
ter and West Rutland-have adopt
ed on trial the system of giving cred
it to customers through coupon
books, which are charged to their
accounts. The customer brings his
book with him, and the clerk de-
taches the necessary amount in cou-
pons out of the book to cover the
purchase.
The Londonderry sifter. (South Londonderry, Vt.) 1883-19??, 1902-01-10
ASTHMA CURE FREE!
AslhmaIene Brings Instant Relief and Perma ent
Cure i'm All Cases.
SENT ABSOLU fELY FREE ON RECEIPT OF POSTAL
WRITE YOUR NAMEsaNDEADDREss PLAINLY.

Thsre is nothing like Asthmalene. Ii
brings instant relief even in the worst
cases. 1t cures when all else fails.
The Rev G F. Wells of Villa Ridge.
Ill. says: "Your trial bottle of Asthma
Ie.te received in good condition l ca
not tell you how ihankfui feel for the
good derived from it i was a slave.
chained with pnirid sore throat and
Asthma for ten vears / despairpd %
ever bring cured | saw vour adver-
IN The cure Of this dre'din.
-, ~ ing dispqso. A lima and
itought ' had nvr' spnkp" YOU Nr!v"s
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The Londonderry sifter. (South Londonderry, Vt.) 1883-19??, 1902-01-10

Henry G. Johnson for many years
president of the Woodstock Nation
al Bank, and always prominent cit
izen of that town, died early Satur-
day morning at his home on Lower
Pleasant ST., of acute rheumatism,
which affected the vital organs
The Londonderry sifter. (South Londonderry, Vt.) 1883-19??, 1902-01-10
Rev. DR.. Morris wechsIer,

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New Ybsk. Jan. 3. 1901.
DIS TAFT Bros MEDICINE Co.
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The Londonderry sifter. (South Londonderry, Vt.) 1883-19??, 1902-01-10

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Sold by all Druggists.
The Londonderry sifter. (South Londonderry, Vt.) 1883-19??, 1902-01-10

The President seems to be an o.
pen book, Whatever he does is o.
pen and above board. He has a
habit of talking out in meeting and
knowledge of this habit is doubt
less due the fact that he is less har-
ried by place hunters than any pre-
vious president. Recently senator
called at the White House and
plucking Mr.. Roosevelt by the
sleeve, in low tones persuasively pre-
ferred his request. In a voice such
as he might have used commanding
a squadron of rough riders, the pres
ident was head to say: ri can't do
it, Senator, All appointments must
be by merit. F" That Senator will
probably attend better to his bust
ness at the other end of the avenue
in the future and the public will be
benefited by this and by having APP
pointees for fitness and not merely
because recommended by Senator
on the grounds of relationship or
because he helped the Senator to
get elected.
A Chicago coroner recently decid-
ed the contention between divorced
parents over the burial of their six
year-old child by permitting the
father to have a funeral and bury
the body and then allowing the
mother to disinter it, hold her funer-
al and re-bury the body. What is
the use of a Solomon when we have
such wisdom right here in America?
Chicago evidently believes in fos-
tering home industries. Some of
her citizens have organized s'Pig
Club" which will give weekly din
ner, the menu consisting of pork and
pork products. In other words the
Chicago hog will be. their all in ALL
Great place is Chicago.
The Londonderry sifter. (South Londonderry, Vt.) 1883-19??, 1902-01-10
oBsERyANr OF THE AMENITIES.

Languid Leary-Lady, won't youse
gimme ten cents? / hain't ct any
thin for two days.
Benevolent Old Lady-You poor
man! You can't get much of meal
for ten cents.
Languid Leary-I've got enough
money for de meal, lady. / wants
de dime to tip de ENTHUSIASTICALLY
Eagle.
An Important Question.
I'D give my life to call you 'wife?"
The maiden, long Injured
To caution. murmured: us the life
Of which you speak insured?"
-Philacelphia Press.
The Londonderry sifter. (South Londonderry, Vt.) 1883-19??, 1902-01-10

The hardware firm of Norwood &
field at Bellows Falls was succeeded
at the beginning of the new year by
the firm of Field & Lawrence.
The Londonderry sifter. (South Londonderry, Vt.) 1883-19??, 1902-01-10

The travelling statesmen of the
Mosely & Stoddard Manufacturing
Company recently held meeting at
the company's office in Rutland, last
ing three days.
Takes the burn out; heals the wound
cures the pain. D1. Thomas Eclectric Oil,
the household remedy.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1902-03-14
Notice TO Heirs, Creditors, Etc.

In the matter of the estate of Edward
A. Glezen, deceased.
In the Dubois Circuit Court, March
term, 1902.
Notice i hereby given that Samuel A.
Glezen and Joseph III. GIezen as Adj
ministrators Of the estate OF Edward
A. Glezen. deceased, have presented
and filed their account and vouch-
crs in final settlement of said estate, and
that the same will come up for examin-
alton and action of said Circuit Court,
on the 9TH day Of April, 1902, at which
time all creditors or legatees OF said estate
are required to appear in said Court and
show cause, ii any there be, why said
account and veuchcrs should not be
and let MI heirs, legatees and
other persons interested, appear and
make proof oi their claim to any part OF
said estate.
Witness my hand anil the seal Of said
tsEAll couri, at Jasper, Indiana, this
18Th day ri March. 1902.
IlfRuNN EcKEEr Clerk
y. Q. c.
Mufl luDr nW
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1902-03-14

Nv little paItnor--'' Dad + boy
ard Mammals little man. ~,
little companion in a thousand Jour
neys about this vicinity is no moe.
His cheerful smile greets us no
more. A thousand airy castles,
hopes and ambitions are wrecked.
While we realize that "the good die
young, that by an early death the
years Of toll, sorrow and despair,
that go to make mp life, are spared
Noble--yet he was dads boy,
and while we write through blind
ing tears we would fain lie by his
side and share his dreams. He
was a great lover of pictures and
picture making, and his little legs
struggled bravely by our side on
many picture making excursions
and his sturdy little form adorns
many OF the choicest landscape
views of this vicinity. Alas his
last picture has been made on this
earth.
On Monday he was up and about
the house and bent on going out and
building rabbit nests for Easter
eggs, until his M other convinced
him that it was too soon yet, as the
rain would spoil the nests. We'd
nesday he met the death angel with
a smile, and Easter will find him
sweetly sleeping the long sleep.
He was my boy-''dad's boy
and mammals little man. I" While
the happy days in his company are
rast--in the hearts Of his mother
and father they will never, never
be forgotten.
He came in the Springtime, when
the first flowers were just budding,
and left in the Spring Just before
they started to grow.
We desire to sincerely thank
many friends for sympathy extend
ed and fayoIs rendered. But it is
hard for rs to realize that our boy is
no more. Ben Ed. ID.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1902-03-14
Columbia Township Trus-
tees Notice.

The undersigned, Trustee of Column
ola Tp., Dubois county, Ind, will attend
to Township business at his office on
every Saturday, and persons having
.ownship business to transact are re-
quested to present il on that day Of the
week.
The Township Library is kept at the
office Of the Trustee, where those en-
titled can obtain books.
GEORGE w. MrLBuRS, Trustee.
HiIlham, Indiana.
Nov. %, 1S00-ly.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1902-03-14

brought here nom Spencer county,
and for trial this term, and in the
event that cannot be arranged, TO
draw up an ordinance TO submit 10
the Board OF Trustees as soon as
possible, quarantining the town
against any one coming to Jasper
from Rockport, on account Of the
prevalence Of small pox at that
town.
The Board adjourned subject to
call.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1902-03-14
Notice OF Administrators appointment.

Notice is hereby given that the under
signed, has been duly appointed, by the
Clerk OF the Dubois Circuit Court. adj
ministrator of the estate of Adam Eisen-
hut, late OF Dubois county, Indiana,
deceased. Said estate is solvent.
HENRY ID. BREIDEN BAUGH,
Administrator.
TRAyLoR 4 TRAyLoR, Attorneys.
Mar. 18th 1907. -3M.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1902-03-14
pJr Congressman Hemenway wa

sTCongressman Hemenway was
re-nominatei by the Republican
district convention at Boonville
Wednesday, after a stormy time
over motion for instructions to
delegates to the State Convention
offered by Frank Posey, collector
Of the Port of Evansville, during
which Osborn accused Posey of al
ways HI if he didn't get his way.
Lieut.. Gray, renegade Democrat
Of Nanderburg county, was nom
mated for State Senator for Wander
burg, Warrick and Pike counties
the same day by Vanderburg, Pike
and Warrick refusing to vote. viii
d. Crow, Of Petersburg, wanted the
nomination, but when Evansville
voted solid for Gray, refused to let
his name be used. 1t looks as
though some good Democrat nigh.
beat Gray in November.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1902-03-14
Town Board Proceedings.

The Jasper Trustees met in regu-
lar session Monday night, March
10, 1902, all members present ex-
cept Clerk Judy, who was sick, and
j. P. Iuther was appointed clerk,
pro ten. The following were the
ALLOWANCES.
VIM. Shuler, lumber, $40 -
w. II. Jutt, small pox guard 1900
+. J. kempf, Sec'y Il. of IL. - co
Andy kress, ". W. Supt. in
Guiding 500 for X. Fink
fire, not in town, 26. 10
I>asper Halter, st. Com'r, 1000
Ed. Gutzweiler, Marshal, 1000
j. IL. Judy, clerks salary, 6.G7
Total, $121.12
On motion Traylor q Traylor
were appointed as town attorneys
for year and 2 months, vice b.
Buettner, Esq, deceased.
The committee to examine Treas.
j. 7. Huther's quarterly report re-
ported they had discharged that
duty, and said report was correct
The report was then approved, and
ordered spread on the minutes.
The report shows receipts of the wa
ter works for three months ending
Feb 10, 1902. Sl039, II
Bal. on Nov. 10, 1901, 9O3.2
Total credits TO W. W. 1912 "a
Total disbursements, $50. is
Bal. Feb. 10, 1902, sl0S7. 16
Rec. from W. W. sink & fund 251 .05
Total charges, Sl33S. 81
Dec. q, Of, redeemed bonds
with interest on same SOFIA
by using $100.G5 Of sinking fund
and 1917 90 OF water works general
fund, leaving yet balance Of 81 900
in bonds outstanding, and balance
in treasury to the credit Of water
works and sinking fund, Feb. 10,
1902, Of $133S.21.
GENERAL FUND FOR Town.
Total receipts including bal.
on hand Nov. 10, 1901, $1,000. 0G
Disbursements . months, ll30.S7
Balance on hand, 1880. 10
The attorney Of the town was di-
rected to request Judge Ely, Of the
'circuit court, TO continue the cases
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1902-03-14

Goals are II the splint OF non-coking
variety, and that the cooking Goals
run too high in sulphur"
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1902-03-14
~Gov. John p. Altgeld, Of Ills

after making a speech the night be-
fore at pro-Boer meeting He
was one Of the iTuest, best, NEST
fearless and lar sighted Democrats
in the 4. >, and would probably
have been the Democratic nominee
for President in 1904. His death
was caused by cerebral hemorrhage.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1902-03-14
LICENSE NOTICE.

OTICF 4 hereby given 70 the citizens 81 Jasper
~ and Fainbfidge township, Dubois county Ind
that the undersigned. male citizen Of III. United
states, viii apply % the County Commissioners "a
Dubois county At their next regular session n
April 1909. Tor license 70 retail intoxicating liquor
beer and wine, and permit The same % Ne drank N
the premises. under the provisions Of The laws a
Indiana governing snch licenses.
The precise location where such liquors arc 10 hs
sold W. IN room, lGa52 feet. On ihe ground
floor ~ one story frame building sfnatcd 90
the north half ofio No. ial shown The original
plat Of the town u Jasper, Banbridge township
Dubois county. Ind. said building Is on Main
street. fronting west
Also At the same time and place will apply for
leave 10 serve lunches.
GEORGE ROELLE.
March "a. 1902 3w.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1902-03-14
Homeseeker Excursions.

March 18th and 18th, April LIST and
18th, May 9th and goth; TO all points at
one fare plus 81 for the round trip.
Tickets on sale at all times at 81 so for
the round trip, good for 10 days.
Y. T.. CLAYCoMB, Agt
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1902-03-14
Boone Township Trustees
Notice.

The undersigned, Trustee Of Boone
township, Dubois county, hereby gives
notice that he will attend TO all business
pertaining to the Office of Trustee, at his
residence, three miles southwest Of Por-
tersville, on Saturdays Of each week, and
requests all persons having township
business 10 present it ON Satui day. Citi-
zens desiring books from the Township
Library, are notified that the Library is
kept at my residence.
CHRISTIAN HOFFMAN, Trustee.
Dec T. 1900 "
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1902-03-14

1ltnfnt 81 sell
Ting indicates m
unhealthy condl
ton Of the kid
neysi II Il stains
your linen II is
evidence Of kid
ney trouble; too
frequent desire 10
pass II or pain in
the back Is also
a
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1902-03-14


the pride Oh amy fanny IL ma-
generally robust in health, aud act
i've in habit, bidding fair to be a
useful man. But death Away.
cloves shining mark, and an in.
finite God, who can see tarthe into
the future than mortals, took him
unsullied to Himself, and We ar
bowed down IL gr.ei, lie has a.
capped the trials and turin0.ls d lllr
aud rel0ices with the cheru5 angel
around Gods throne, but oh il
leaves such a vacant place IL oui
hearts, which arc too iuil for ltt'r
ance. God help US to bear it-"all
other ground is sinking sand "
The funeral took place from 81.
.oseph's church Thursday after
noon, and burial was in that grave
yard G. ID.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1902-03-14

w h0k 10 OOs
There is comfort In the knowledge so
often expressed. that Or. kilmer's Swamp
Root. the great kidney remedy fulfills every
wish In curing rheumatism, pain in the
back. Kidneys. liver. bladder and every part
Of the urinary passage. II corects inability
to held water and scalding pain in passing
Il. or bad effects following use Of liquor.
wine or beer, and oyercomes that unpleasant
necessity Of being compelled TO 60 often
during the day. and TO get up many times
during the night. The mild and the extra
ordinary effect Of Swamp-Root is soon
realized. 1t stands the highest for its won
derful cures Of the most distressing cases.
II you need a medicine you should have the
best. Sold by druggists in SOC. and 81. sizes.
You may have sample bottle Of this
wonderful discovery fy
more aboutit both sent \: '.: . ..;.s:
absolutely free b. mail, L.. 60 3 - -
address Or. Kilner & Homo Of swsmpRoos
Co.. Binghamton N. T. When writing men,
lion reading this generous offer in this paper.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1902-03-14
DIED, NJ ednesday,

DIED, W ednesday, n Ich IT
1902, at II AS p. m, Of comp
cation Of ailments which batiivu
medical skill, NcBLE DoANE aged
5 years, 10 months ari n tNys
son II Benjamin. Ed i NJ
D,lnn
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1902-03-14

CONVINCING pfoof thAt The Kidneys and tlad-
der are oIt OF order.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1902-03-14

Marh Nd, 100 IN
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1902-03-14

Young NOBLE Wa
ising child. VINO " "a
-. ...ln - 800 f....
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1902-03-13
PRETTY THINGS TO WEAR.
Exosh Finery for Feminine Fanciers
of the Latest In
Dress.

Large rhinestone buttons are now
to be seen on some of the dinner
dresses made with the Louis XIV. vests.
For this purpose a set of six is required,
three on each side of the bodice, and in
some instances three are fastened to
each sleeve. Buttons of all descrip-
tions to meet the wearer's fancy are
also used to trim such costumes, says
the New York Tribune.
Plain rich silks are now becoming
fashionable. These are said to be espe-
cially well adapted to the prevailing
STYLES of costumes, and those in touch
with the spring styles claim that
while the material used will be new the
STYLES IN the cut Of costumes will re-
main almost the same.
Never before have velvet, corduroy
and velveteen dresses been so fashion
able for afternoon functions and even
ing use. New York dressmakers state
that these materials will soon be the
favorites for street and general wear
throughout the country.
Many long boas are now made Of
marabou instead Of fur. They are in
a long straight band, having ends fin
ished with imitation tails of the same
material. They can be dyed to match
any costume
The latest designs in fancy under
skirts flare more than ever at the low
er edge. while the upper part fits as
closely as possible. Accordion plating
is much used to obtain the fare. The
finest of these skirts are fastened with
buttons. but the majority are finished
with draw strings
The latest imported robes are Of
fered for sale ready for the lining TO
be put in, and the designs are so care
fully set that the shaping of skirts and
trimmings has been done for the buy
er. In these robes the novel effects in
clude lace, embroideries and spangles.
In the most elaborate are jeweled ef-
fects in little sprays of berries formed
Of turauoises, rubies or pearls.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1902-03-13
SOME DOMESTIC LORE.
Odds and Ends of Information In
tended for the House
WIFE

In serving the turkey or chicken nash
the day after the feast, try boiling two
or three green peppers and chopping
them up with the meat before it is put
in the hot sauce.
Candied mint leaves are an appre-
eiated addition 10 luncheon or din.
ner menu. They are sent around at
the end Of the meal in lieu of mint
bonbons or the cordial. A few added
to lemon ice before freezing gives
delicious flavor.
Something to remember in regard to
the cooking of greens, spinach, dande-
lions, beet-tops, etc, is that crust OF
dry bread put into the water while
they are boiling will prevent the heavy,
unsayory odor that often goes through
the house. The bread will increase the
delicacy of the dish, as it will absorb
the strong flavor.
A japanese sandwich is sure TO be
made Of fish. The latter is boiled in
slightly sailed water, then drained,
and all bones and bits Of skin carefully
removed. Put into a saucepan, with
milk or cream to soften it, add bit
of butter and a dust Of pepper; work
to a paste while it is heating, and when
cool spread on thin slices Of buttered
bread.
Where a sewing-room is not avail
able. the seamstress will find rug
of linen crash perhaps two yards
square a great convenience. This may
be put under the machine, sewing
chair and cutting table, and viii keep
scraps and bits Of thread from the
carpet, and in turn protect delicate fab
rics from the dust of the floor. 1t can
be Numbered spring and fall, and kept
in service indefinitely.
Pianos are so often made to order to
match the deliberations of a MUSHROOM
that the replacing Of the makers name,
over the keyboard, with the monogram
or crest of the owner, is not, per
haps, wholly offensive = the instru-
ment becoming, in a way, posses
sion representing individual taste.
Still. the custom does not commend
itself, aud savers too much Of the
use, now happily frowned upon, OF
dinner sets SO heavily monogrammed
or crested that every tiniest piece
fiaunts its ownership.
The mystery of the many lamps
seen in homes but never duplicated
in shops is explained when it is
realized that made-to-order lamps
are very simple and very common.
ANY cherished bowl or jar may be
converted into a lamp by the mere
mounting with metal oil vessel,
burner and globe support. A rare
piece OF Satsuma lent itself in this
way and the lamp was the envy OF
all who saw il. A large umbrella
stand Of terra Gotta was converted
into useful light producer with
equal ease, the assortment of globes
and shades in any lamp shop offer
ing choice to fit any standard. In
this way it is possible to have lamps
correspond and harmonic with
rooms. fact of which artists have
been quick TO take advantage. II
is rare indeed that a studio lamp
is other than unique and original
and il is to this class indeed that in
debtedness for clamps to order be-
longs.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1902-03-13
A Modernist.

u don't believe" said the very
thoughtful person, that the states
men of the present day are as far
seeing as those of generation ago"
you are making grave, but com
mon mistake" answered Senator Sor-
ohum. at is wrong to assume that the
modern intelligence is inferior. Those
could make good speeches,
but al / read history, / can see lots Of
chances to get rich that they over
looked. "--Washington Star.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1902-03-13
Strategy.

Oldheimer (standing in his garden
showing a friend the neighbours new
fenee)-You see, doctor, at last my
neighbor has put up new fence in
stead of the old hedge through which
his chickens came and scratched up
my garden.
Doctor-How did you manage? Go
TO court about it?
Oldheimer-Court nothing! Every
few days / sent him a couple of dozen
eggs, and when l had him used to the
eggs | stopped and told him his hens
had laid them in my garden. In less
than week saw that fence go up
N. Y. Times.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1902-03-13
Diplomacy.

First Boy--It's six o'clock. Let's
go homel
Second boy-Nitl If we go home
now we'll git licked fer stayin' so
late; if we stay till eight we'll git
Rugged and kissed fer not bein'
droWned.-Puck.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1902-03-13
So Affecting.

"Did you hear about the poetical
way in which the Bifflets announced
the death of their pet dog?"
"No. How was il ?'
"They said We regret to announce
that our little Pearlie has steered his
bark for the other shore. Glove
land Plain Dealer. -s,s,
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1902-03-13

Wife-There's burglar down in the
cellar, Henry
Husband-Well, my dear, we ought
to be thankful that we are upstairs.
Wife-But he'll come upstairs.
Husband-Then Wen go down into
the cellar, my dear. Surely ten
roomed house ought to be big enough
to hold three people without crowd
ing?-Tit-B
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1902-03-13
M Reciprocity.

"Brownly thinks he has the smart
est child in the world
"Yes," answered the morose man.
"That illustrates the ingratitude of
life. There isn't Sc chance in a
thousand that that child when he
grows up will go around declaring
that he has the smartest father in
the world. "-Washingt Star.