Rosebud County news. [volume] (Forsyth, Mont.) 1901-1906, 1902-08-14
Bilin' Billings BilIingsSate.

and taken to the war-path, out-Jezebel-
ing Jezebel, OVERRIDING Termagant aud
making Xantippe sound like a high
school girl cooling to her first mash.
When Lady Becker lets down her
back hair and strips for finish fight
she is more orful than Macbeth brought
to bay, Ajax defying the lightning,
the Indignation of the Earl of Essex
when slapped by the Virgin Queen,
the fine scorn of O'Connell when kan
garooed by an adverse court or Monte
Christie on the rock proclaiming his
possession of the world. Below we
print what is perhaps the most scath-
ing pasquinade since the days of Juve-
nal, infinitely superior to the famed
phillipics which DR.. Johnson hurled
at Junius Listen to the animal roar
in last weeks Gazette:
"F. Aug. Heinze has shown his sin
certify since openly announcing his
utilization with the democrats of the
state by sending one OF his famboy ant,
pyrotechnic, adjective hurlers to take
charge of the editorial columns of the
Rosebud County News. AS a calamity
bowler and manipulation of bogiemen
the new editor is a peach. The fact
that he does not adhere as closely to
the lines of truth as he might does not
in the least. Still it would be refresh
ing were he to tell of single pound of
the products of the range and farm of
Montana that finds its way to the mar
kets of Butte or would explain the
harm that would come to the ranches
of the community in which he is temp
orarily residing if all the walking
delegates and agitators of the big min
ing camp were suddenly to find them
selves reduced to the level of other men
who have to toll for a livelihood. -
Och! Wurra! Wurra. Now just
listen to that! Our Billings contemp-
orary puts the democratic world under
lasting obligations by demonstrating
idiocy-that republican inkslinger
can be just as big dunderhead as
ordinary mortals even if in her day she
we'll as fired for financial crooked
work while being Indian agent at the
Crow Reservation. If the grandma OF
Billings journalism would not hold hel
mouth open so long on subjects upor
which she knows absolutely nothing
about there would be less danger OF
the sun shining into her and sourine
her brains. The plain truth is thai
Tom Alexander while on a business
trip to Butte mentioned to a friend tn,
need of a man to eXpound the eterna
truths of Jeffersonian democracy, V,
humble scribe was mentioned and tn,
deal was on. f. Augustus Heinze ha,
no more to do with it than the man il
the moon, being in Alaska at the tim,
where II current newspaper reports b,
true he went to attend to some dutie
relating to the new Alaska railroad O
which he has gust been elected presi
dent. AS TO beng suddenly reduce,
from calamity bowler, walking dele
gate and agiuator to the level of ordi
nary men who have to toll for a livli
hood the writer will wager the Tin
canned Crow Reservation agent
new silk skirt that he has breath
ed more sulphur fumes, soaked II
more copper water, eaten more powde
smoke and shoveled more rock in tn
last two years than the grandma c
Billings journalism in the last tie
years. AS to the naming of singl
pound of the products of Montau
ranges and farms that find a markt