The Republican journal., 1902-02-13

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Dr.. Thomas Electric Oh.
"Yes," said the newly elected member of
Congress from the back woods, Il shall
give my daughter every educational adyan-
tage. AS soon as my wife and | get to
Washington We are going to put Jennie
into the Smithsonian Institute
No man can cure consumption. You can
prevent it though. DR.. Woods Norway
Pine Syrup Gu es coughs, colds, bronchitis,
sore threat. Never fails.
\ charming woman ho was strong be-
lever in cremation, lost three successive
husbands by death, and in each case she
had the remains cremated. This called out
from an old school friend who had remain
ed single the remark "Isn't it strange that
have never married, While you have hus-
bands to burn?"
Everybody liable to itching piles. Rich
torture they suffer. Only one sure cure
Doan's Ointment. Absolutely safe; can't
fail.
"And how are you off for police protec-
ton over here" asked the New Yorker
"Oh, our policemen are pretty decent, re-
piled the philadelphian. ''N e don't need
much protection from them
Got Constant Headache?- Ten
chances to one the secret of your suffering
is that white mans BURDEN Catarrh.
Heres sentence IRON one mans evidence
Tor Or. Agnew'S Catarrhal Powder-"One
Application gave me instant relief, cleared
the nasal passages and stopped the pain in
my head" It's a quick, safe and sure treat
ment, and it never fails to cure. so cents
Sold by Edmund Wilson and A. A Howes
4 Co.'S
Hixon-Young Pellets tells me he makes
speciality of doctoring cats.
Dixon-Well, his patients are fortunate.
Hixon-HoW'S that?
Dixon-They each have nine lives.-Chi-
cago Daily News
Apoplexy.-Dr. Agnew's Cure for the
Heart is effective in apopletic symptoms.
Ii you have unpleasant dizziness, lightness
or sudden rush of blood to the head, take
precaution against a recurrence. This great
remedy Will remove the cause. The press
OF the land has daily list of sudden deaths
which would not be chronicled if DR.. Ag-
news Cure for the Heart was used. Sold
by Edmund Wilson and A. A. HOWes l.
Cod
"Johnnie," said his mother, to the incor-
rlglble. Il am going to have your father
whip you when he comes home tonight
please don't, mamma replied Johnnie,
penltently, paw is allus so tired when he
comes home .''-Boston Post.
lAI-i IiS-lU Genus q Vial iOI ~. AZ
news Liver Pills would not make them the
fame they enjoy to-day if the curative pow
ers were not in them. Worth will get to the
top and that accounts for the wonderful de-
mand for these little gems They positively
cure Consumption, Biljousness. Sick Head
ache. 100 pills III % ct. size. Sold by Ed
mund Wilson ard A. A. Howes & Co.-75
''John, W hen you came home last night
you talked and acted very queerly. You
were lifting your feet and trying to step
over imaginary obstacles.
sob. Yes, my dear. All the evening |
felt as if | We're walking on clouds. You
remember We had angel cake for supper |
-1onkerS Statesman.
Salt Rheum Cured Quick DR. Agnew's !
Ointment cures Salt Rheum and all itching
or burning skin diseases in day. One APP
plication gives almost instant relief. For
Itching, Blind, or Bleeding Piles it stands
without peer. Cures in three to six nights |
30 cents. Sold by Edmund Wilson and A. A. |
Howes Il Co.-7G
Jones is d notorious hypochondrac The
other day friend said to him: "Old fell
low, had strange dream about you last
night. | dreamed that you died and We're
cremated. When the process was about |
half completed, some one opened the door
of the furnace crack, to lock in. You
Immediately sat up in you coffin and said, |
please shut that door; | think l feel |
draughtn'
There is one rational way to treat nasal
catarrh: the medicine is applied direct to
the affected membrane. The remedy is
Ely's Cream Balm. 1t restores the intlamed |
tissues to a healthy state without drying all |
he life out OF them and it gives back the |
lost senses of taste and smell. The sufferer |
who is tired of vain experiments should use
Cream Balm Druggists sell it for so cts.
Ely Brothers, Sc Warren Street, New York,
will mail it,
wife until some great trouble befalls you.
Merrit-1es, it's so nice to lay the blame
on her.-Tit- Bits.
Itch on human cured in 80 minutes by
Woolford's Sanitary Lotion. This never
fails. Sold by A. A Howes & Co., Drug
gists, Belfast, Me. 1y47
Mrs. Binks-The paper tells of man
who was shot by burglar, and the bullet
lodged in his pocketbook.
MIR, Binks-What of it?
Mrs BlnkS-NOthing: only | was think
ing that bullet would go right through
mine.
$1OO-Dr. +. Detchon's Anti Diuretic
may be worth to you more than 500 if you
have child who soils bedding from incon-
Thence OF water during sleep. Cures old
and young alike. 1t arrests the trouble at
once. 81. Sold by A. A. Howes d Co.,
Druggists. Belfast, Me. 1y47
1t was the young daughter of an East
Side salcon-keeper, innocent of any theo-
ries about SUNDAY opening" but perfectly
familiar with the practice. In her class at
the mission Sunday school the question
came to her.
"Who made the world?"
"God did" was her prompt answer. Gle ;
made the world in six days, and was ar
rested on the seventh. IN. Y. Evening
Post.
Relief in Six Hours.
Distressing Kidney and Bladder Diseases
relieved in six hours by"NEw GREAT SOUTH
AMERICAN KIDNEY CURE" 1t is a great
surprise on account of it's exceeding prom pit
ness in relieving pain in bladder kidneys |
and back, in male OF female. Relieves re-
tention of water almost Immediately If |
you want quick relief and cure this is the
remedy. Sold by A. A. Howes & Co., Drug
glStS, Belfast Me. 1y47
wherein lies the difference between
photography and courtship?" he asked
81 don't KNOW" she replied.
"1n photography" he explained, ''the
negative is developed in the dark room,