Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1902-04-15

"iiN SeIoW journals in Cuba yet. Il
don't believe there are enough Amerl
cans there to support one Life.
got Much Hurt, Either: YES. sign
bS$Nw down and hit him. and he got
fifteen hundred dollars damages"
Quite a windfall wasn't it?"-Ex.
THE principal Ingredient in all these
pasent medicines is the same" "It
must be apowerfu! drug. What is its'
"I,rinters ink TOWN and Country.
Rather-Now. remember. l have for
hidden yor to go out with young Tomp-
kins; don't let me catch you together
again. mo. papa try not to-
Life.
In Pursuit of 1t. Smthe- Hello!
Fine day. Are you out walking for
yoar healsa: Smythe Yes; am go
ins TO the doctors. Indianapolis
News.
All's Fair to Him; Street ear Con
duytor-IIpw old is that boy. madam?
Iddy-Why do you ask? Conductor
Because IFS i fare question. Chicago
news.
Sympathetie; Daggs-rd have You
kppw sir. that my ancestorS>were blue
blAoded. Diggs-'roo bad; why didn't
tbSy take something for it ?-ohio State
Ioarnal
When a nottingham has job. the
presumption is that he is an honest
man. When a politician has one. tho
presumption is the other way phla
dephia Ledger
photographers Now, want you to
look as if you were not having your
picture taken. Customer Then you'd
better give me back the deposit made
in advance-Life.
I Interesting and Exciting: II NO.
tiead a large crowd gathered in front
of your house this morning, Worrit;
what was the matter:" Il was dis
charging the cook. En-.
, Mrs 0'Rourke Ito charitable old Mr.
iHartwell, who is giving away poultry
to the needy Long life to yer honor;
Sure. lit river see goose agin. but
IN think OF yell Harlem Life
& Sinecuge: Mrs Flynn-An phwat's
yes son Moike doin now, Mrs Casey?
Mrs. Caseg- Shure. Moike Amt doiu'
anything. Mrs. Flynn. He's got
governments job Leslie's Weekly.
SAY. my uncle dat's visiting US has
got wooden leg. Ugh. dat's nuth
in WhenI was down ter New York
4 saw a man dat WAS all wood in front
of IA cigar store. -I.eslie's Weekly.
Reduced TO Good Basis. well.
hoy does id seem to be engaged 10 such
a wealthy Eidg- Zine Every time
I Kiss her Il feel As Is / were taking the
cojspon of a governm,ut bond. Life.
4 Fight Jury, Western Judge Has
I'D, jury come 70 an agreement Fore
man with a broken nose and black
eya-I don't know yer honor. Most
of them arc unable 10 speak at present.
Smart SeE
/ l'andidly Ayowed. What do you in
tend to do when you are out OF pub
lie life!" asked the friend. And with
ouh n moments hesitation Senator
Sorghum Answered: Get in again. =
Washington Star.
Wife, am going down town TINS
morning to try and match piece or
silk husband Very we'll. my dear;
III tell the cook to save some dinner
for YOU. and III put the children to
bed myself. TIT Bits.
His Way Sabbath School Teacher
When very angry, what should you dor
Johnny Thlclineck- Knock the other
Teller down. sit on his head. aud then
count one hundred that's the only safe
way, 'am.--Judge.
+ C,o-as-you please Punishment: did
pater-famllias shoot tue burglar he
found i'm tie. house, NO, Much
worse than that lie made the man
walk up and down with the baby TN
the break OF dawaT- Judge H
why are you crying, Ifttle boy
"One Of them artists paid me dime
to sat on the fence while he skctchcd
me- Wed. = there any harm IN
that?Y YES. sir; il was a bagb-wire
fence. ~ Philadelphia Record.
Mrs. Jenkyus- see Mrs. Iioetong Is
going to have King Lear AT her next
prjs,ate thcatricals. Mrs Newrich Qu-
rious with enyy)-Is she: The affected
thing. DO you know. don't believe
he's q real king ut alL--1'it-Bits.
Ant Comparison: when see what
Barlow accomplishes am forced to
admiration said hunting: The bas
great physical endurance" Sure" re-
plied, Gargoyle: that man has tbs con
stiiution of debutantc. - Bazar.
Where They Flourish Crawford If
yola're not going out TO buy new hat.
but merely 10 look at them. what do
yoB want with dcllarf Mrs. Craw-
ford Why. you can't get decent seat
AT the matinee for less than dollar
lis
Tue Boston Variation. Bacon They
neyer say IN Boston that child il
born with a silver spoon in its mouth.
Egtert What do they say then? Ba~
con That il came into the world with
sold-rimme1 eye glasses. Youkers
Statesman
"Reminiscences. He Al. those days
II cur you1g love. You remember that
Afternoon you promised 10 meet me.
and didn't come: How rayedi She
lust Ike Il man, Ard there | was
suffering agonies trying on that dress
you liked 80 much Life.
shaw and Shakespeare.
A distinctly smart stroke was made
~ BERNARD Shaw the other night. Khe