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Waterbury Democrat., 1902-06-28
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THE MIDsH1pMAN OF TO-DAY.
When Landing in Irish Ports Issub. jected to Treatment, Damagiv-
 to Dignity.

The midshipman who presents him. self to most of us has a flavor Of Marryat's immortal creation of MT. Easy. In Irish ports, where MT. Mid shipman Easy is not so familiar a sight as in England, our coming Nei- sons have sometimes a little difficult ty in preserving their gravity. A boat comes to the stairs of a pier, The middy in charge is possibly more vigorously got up than usual, to i'm press the natives of the savage land. Biddy is looking at hinns ssHo! Mis- ter sailor, will we sell that choild ?'' "In bow, Way huff. Forward there! Clear the stairs! Liberty men to land!" So halls young Nelson, but Biddy will not let him have the digni- ty of his position. Hand me up that pretty boy wid the roses in his cheeks -'tis him I want to kiss. Away wid ye, brown devils! An, me, Miss Kate Mccartney, attindint of this pier since George the Fourth was king. You won't kiss me, boy? Then you shall not land.' Midshipman Rodney Nelson Camperdown has to submit to sights of this kind. says Army and Navy. It is on record that one of the good breed which makes our admirals was once carried along the decks of flagship under the arms of negress, who wished to complain to the cap tain that this disgraceful boy had not naid his washing bill
Waterbury Democrat., 1902-06-28
FREE EXCURSION NEW YORK.

In response to the general desire to see what Borough Park really is and give residents of Waterbury an op- portunity of satisfying themselves of the immense superiority of this prop erty over all so-called improved New York real estate offered them, free excursion to the lots will be conducted on the Fourth of July.
 Ladies and gentlemen desirous of visiting Borough Park will be conduct ed to and from the property on July Fourth by notification to the Water bury branch offices.
 Please send in your names at once, as the excursion is for intending pur- chasers and the number is strictly linn ited. Report not later than Wednes- day evening, July Second, and make arrangements for the trip.
Waterbury Democrat., 1902-06-28
NAUGATUCK NUGGETS.
The Election of School Officers Took E Place To-day.

To-day was the day of the annual school election The voting was light, very few voting. The officers of the election were: Moderator, Frank Frost; clerk, John Breen. The following is the ticket: Union Center school dis trict, No 1-District committee, James Penrose, F. r. Schaffer, Edward J. Sweeney; clerk, Frank E. Nolan; treas urer. George T. Wigmore; collector. Joseph B. Martin; auditors, l.. D. Bingham, A. H. Dayton.
 In the borough court this morning a boy named Taft was charged with throwing stones at Benjamin Fannick, son of Junk Dealer Micnael Fannick. The Taft boy is 13 years of age and Fannick is 19. The boy was also charged with assaulting Fannick. Judge Hungerford continued the case for thirty days.
 The funeral of Frederick Trow. bridge will take place tomorrow after noon at 2:30 from his late home on High street The funeral will be in charge of the Knights of Pythias. The Rev ". H. Garth will officiate.
 The Naugatuck fire department base ball team and the Milford team are struggling for honors on Hotchklss field this afternoon.
Waterbury Democrat., 1902-06-28
SUBURBAN DEPARTMENT
WATERTOWN J0TTINGS.
Efforts Being Made to Brighten Up the
 Town by Electric Lights.

The comnittee formed some time ago for the pErpose of making an inyestl- gation as to how cheaply our town can be lighted, is hard at work; but in spite of this nothing of importance has been accomplished as yet. The officers of the trolley company have been con- ferred with, but the price of the lights seems to retard action. Oakville has twenty-four electric lights for SPA per month. Watertown asked for fifty lights at $50 per month, but the trolley company raised the price to $75 per month. Just why lights cannot be had here just as cheap as in Oakville is not known. A meeting will probably be called in the near future for the pur- pose of taking some definite steps.
 The Rev F. D. Buckley having con- sented to act as the orator on the oc- casion of the memorial services of Columbia lodge, No 12. K. of F., at Pythian hall, Watertown. Sunday af ternoon. June %. at 3 o'clock, there can be no doubt that the hall will be filled from end to end. It will be fit occasion to show the respect for the dead brother knights and the sym, pathy for the surviving relatives. John l.. Sake will also deliver an ad- dress. Friends and families are in- vited. The knights will meet at 2:3O sharp.
 Thomas Anderson, fireman on the New York, New Haven and Hartford railroad, is laid up with injuries.
 Two masses will be safd at St Johns church tomorrow, one at 8:30 a. n. and the last one at 10:3O a. m.
 A handkerchief bazaar is being ar ranged for by the Ladies' Aid society. It will be held about the middle of June.
 Mrs Henry l.. Rowland is staying at Portland, Me, for a few weeks.
 Several of our machinists are affect. ed by the short hour schedule in Wa terbury shops, thereby arriving here at 5:17 p. m. instead of 6:30, as former ly.
 MT and Mrs George A. Driggs of Wa terbury spent yesterday here.
 B. l.. Hitchcock has a large contract job at Morningside on the Waterbury road.
Waterbury Democrat., 1902-06-28
WIT AID WISDOM.


 It is more difficult for some men to collect their wits than their bills. Chicago Daily News.
 The fiatterer often gets the repnta. tion of being delightful conversa- tionist.-Philadelph Record.
 In the practice of medicine it often happens that jolly does the work the prescription gets credit for Puck.
 When man starts a conversation by saying he's a friend of yours, look out for some inpertinent remarks Philadelphia Record.
 The true test of civilization is not the census nor the size of cities, nor the crops, but the kind of men the country turns out.-Emerson.
 ''How long have you known Bin- gle?" About week." "Then how is it you say he is one of your closest friends?'' "I have seen him spend his y."-Indianapolis News.
 "See here!" cried the dyspeptic pa tron, ''this coffee's cold" Sure" re- piled the waiter. "Dis is a quick lunch joint. If de coffee was hot you wouldn't have time to drink it.''- Philadelphia Press.
 Shingled.-"H Harold, I must have your hair shingled," observed the fond mother as she curled the little fellows golden tresses. sAin't my sailor hat a good enuf roof?" asked the youngster, innocently. - Ohio State Journal.
 sIt's wonderful," said the medita- tive man, ''how one small word, insig- nifcant in itself, may induce an end- less train of thought, speaking vol umes, in fact" ''Yes,' replied the caustic man. ssTake the word but, for instance, when a woman says: Of course, it's none of my business. but Philadelphia Press.
Waterbury Democrat., 1902-06-28

You may as well expect to run a steam engine without water as to find an active, energetic man with a tor pid liver and you may know that his liver is torpid when he does not relish his food or feels dull and languid af- ter eating, often has headache and sometimes dizziness. A few doses of Chamberlain's Stomach and Liver Tablets will restore his liver to it's nor mai functions, renew his vitality, i'm prove his digestion and make him feel like a new man. Price, 25 cents, any drug store.
Waterbury Democrat., 1902-06-28
Breathe Though Your Nose.

In all kinds of atmosphere the breath should only be inhaled through the nose. An occasional breath of extra pure air through the mouth may be good; but in cars and in most offices and rooms nose breathing is essential. A second rule is. since so much time is spent in cars and offices and rooms in earning a liviihood and since these places are overheated and under venti- ed,-the heating and ventilation be- ing out of the control of most of us, we must take in fresh air whenever possible, in order that we may restore the balance. The best times to do this will be early in the morning, when the air is freshest, and late at night, when deep breathing will help us to. get sleep. We may breathe correctly while we are waiting in street. and especially where streets. meet. We can soon form an automatic habit of breathing properly on such occasions. Chambers Journal.
Waterbury Democrat., 1902-06-28
BUNKER HILL NOTES

H. c. Black has received word that his father is very sick and he will leave for his home in New Preston Monday morning.
 William Howe has taken a position with A. Fl. W els & Go.
 Pequots ys Second Ward A. c. to morrow at II a. m
 Pierpont & Greene are having new house built on Beacon hill
 H. H. Atwood is on the sick list.
Waterbury Democrat., 1902-06-28

Call at any drug store and get free sample of Chamberlain's Stomach and Liver Tablets. They are an ele- gant physic. They also improve the appetite, strengthen the digestion and regulate the liver and bowels. They are easy to take and pleasant in effect.
Waterbury Democrat., 1902-06-28
ANCIENT
 TORTURE
How 1t has Been Revived
 in Modern Times.

An ancient method of poisoning criminals was to force them to swal- low quantities of bulls blood. Bulls blood is really no poison at all. Yet the prisoner usually died in agony, caused by the coagulation or harden ing of the bulls blood in the stom- ach. The pressure of this solid mass on the vital organs almost always re- suited fatally.
 That's like indigestion. If your food doesn't digest it remains in hard lump in the stomach. Gases form which crowd other organs. Many cases of supposed heart disease are due to indigestion.
 This trouble is removed by the use of such 8 preparation as Kodol Dys- pepsia Cure, wdich gives the stomach perfect rest by digesting what you eat without the stomach's aid. The food builds up the body. The rest restores the stomach to health. You don't have to diet.
 During the last few years my stom- ach was in such condition that couldn't retain the food ate, writes Henry Williams of Boonville, Mo. ssTwo months ago commenced taking Kodol Dyspepsia Cure. A few bottles have cured me entirely I can now eat and enjoy anything want"
 kodOl Dyspepsia Cure
 Cures all Stomach Troubles. Prepared only by E. O. DEW TIT & co, Chicago. The S1 bottle contains 2H times the SOC. size.
Waterbury Democrat., 1902-06-28
Easily ArrangeH.

Wife (angrily) )-And am I never to have my own way about anything?
 Husband (calmly) ly)-Certainly my dear. When we agree you may have your way, but when we disagree I'll have mine.-Chicago Daily News.
Waterbury Democrat., 1902-06-28
Creamed Cnhha-e

Cut a medium-sized cabbage as for cold slaw, and season with pepper, salt, two spoonfuls of white sugar, one cupfuI of sweet cream and OF s-third of cupful of vinegar. Stir fb2xppgbly aaa zsTyes HQus ekeeper.,
Waterbury Democrat., 1902-06-28
Can't Take a Hint

We have noticed that the man whose credit isn't good, is the last man in the world to take a hint Atchison Globe.
Waterbury Democrat., 1902-06-28
FERRIS & SKIFF, Waterbury General Agents, Room 6. Elatt Block, Waterbury,,
 6-27-3
AUCTION SALE

SATURDAY, JUNE 2S, 1902 at p. m. The Mccarthy estate, corner of Mill
 street and Pratt place.
 Consisting of 1 two-family house, .one-family house, 1 building lot, horse. two business wagons and dump cart, barn and sheds. Property will be divided to suit purchaser. Those de- string to see property before sale can do so by inquiring at 360 Mill street. This property must be sold to settle LID the estate Terms made known at time of sale. Sale to take place rain or shine. 6-23-5
Waterbury Democrat., 1902-06-28

MT and Mrs George A. Driggs of Wa terbury spent yesterday here.
 F. L: Hitchcock has large contract job at Morningside on the Waterbury road.
Omaha daily bee., 1902-02-16
Coming Events.

Frederick Neil lines, almost ''Omaha's
own lie coming back for q too-short stay,
only four concerts at the Boyd, beginning
today. He comes fresh from a tour Of the
middle west, where he has been adding new
friends to his already long list and achiev-
ing new triumphs for his band and his
baton. At Denver, where he played all last
week. one hypercritical young man took ex-
captions to lines style as a conductor and
actually objected to his singing as the band
plays. Now, some Of you Omaha people
just try to imagine lines not singing as the
band plays. Why. hat earnest enthusiasm
Of the man that leads hin to forget every
thing but the music Is the greatest part Of
his success. II was what made him great
as a trombonist, IN the days when we knew
him only as a soloist. It is part Of his
genius and finds Its vent in spite Of him "a
he weaves those wonderful tone pictures
that delight all who listen to his players.
lines is a worker-in fact, It was a must
clan who said genius is hard work-and his
success is the direct result Of his unre-
hitting effort. He has a band so strangely
orchestrsted that It gives all that delicate
effect of an orchestra snd at the same time
preserves the martial brilliance Of a concert
band. He has changed its instrumentation
somewhat since his last visit to Omaha, but
preserves the effect Of the old days Of "Love
is King" of the Dance Of the Skeletons, Z"
Of the wonderful T~schaikowsky tone picture
OF "1S12," of Rubenstein's "KammenoI
ostrow" and Wagner overtures that en-
tranced the listeners other times when
Innes was here. Red bands and Royal
bands. and bands from other places. may
come and go and make friends in Omaha,
but none of them will conquer the place in
the popular heart as did lines His pro-
grams this year are interspersed with
scenes from the operas, sung by very ca
pable people. Four concerts will be given
in Omaha, matinees and evenings on Sun
day and Monday.
Omaha daily bee., 1902-02-16

being played on the piano by Mr.. Rosen-
berger. Mr. August Mothe Borglum played
two piano solos, each being an etude. the
one by Chopin and the other by Rubin
stein.
The program was original. Instead OF
parts / and 2, the events were pro
grammed "hrst division" and second
division The division idea Is a good one
Il makes the delicate suggestion OF the
division Of opinion as to the programs
merits and the merits Of the artist. Then
there we're quotations between the titles,
which we're printed in red ink, and which
divided the program nicely. Then at the
end a quotation and sentence read, II hold
It at that we shake hands and part" Mr..
Rosenberger at the piano.
The group Of songs which occupied the
second place on the program was decidedly
apropos to a matinee musicale. II had a
suggestion OF a light repast. "Serenade.'
Corn Flower" The Sweetest Flower
Mr.. Shaw had evidently read Of the action
before the Omaha city council anent dogs
barking by moonlight, because the last
! group contained these ominous titles: "A
Baruue at Midnight still is the Night
Let Us Forget"
Mr.. Shaw has a good voice, nicely placed,
or rather not misplaced, a clean enuncta-
ton, good breath control and intelligent
Interpretation. He is not one Of the tightly
singing baritones one so often hears. His
tones are free, easy and pleasing. He is a
good exponent Of artistic singing. Is moi
this enough?
1t was announced that a few minor
changes would be made in regard to the
next dates. The recital next week by Mrs
Genevieve Clark Wilson will take place al
Mrs. George Bankers, the following one al
the Lininger Art gallery, the next at the
Herman Kountze residence and the lasl
one at some public place not yet decided
uDon-
Omaha daily bee., 1902-02-16

OF Maryland" with its evenly balanced
cast, the romanticism Of its scenic illustra-
lions, the effectiveness and intense inter
est Of its realistic climaxes and above all
the exceptional directness Of lite diction,
will never fail to attract the popular ad-
miration and sympathy.
The bill opening at the Orpheum today
will present for the most part acts new
to local patrons. Katherine Bloodgood, the
prima donna, who occupies the headline
position, gave a recital at the Transmits
sissippi exposition, where she was presented
as a special feature by the Illinois state
commission. Admission was by invitation
and only a limited number heard her. She
has been appearing in vaudeville for a
little over a year. "Auer's Rag Pictures
furnishes a new form of entertainment
A ragman invades an artists studio and
from strips Of torn cloth taken from his
rag bag constructs pictures. "Th Crimson
Mask" a little comedy, will be presented
by Marie Dupont and company. Eva
Nudge, a winsome soubrette, is one OF the
young American actresses who, in the Ian
guage Of the press agent, "captivated Lon.
don" last year. Her speciality consists Of
singing and dancing. with the added feature
Oh RAPID cnanBe OF costume, wearing 9
different dress for each Of her songs. The
Rozinos have been seen here In theiI
comedy. acrobatics, as have also the Three
Weston musical entertainers, who promise
something new. The Faust sisters will con.
tribute a stunt in the art of terpsichore
and the kinodrome will appear again with
the latest moving pictures.
Commencing with Sunday matinee tbs
management Of the Trocadero announces
the I'm Gay Paris burlesquers, an or.
ganization of considerable magnitude. The
two burlesques are entitled "A Hot Wave
and "a Cold Shoulder" which are full o.
comical situations, gorgeously staged. TIT
several acts in the olio include Gil Brown
"the twentieth century COON the Hirsch'
horns, Swiss warblers; Hinston and Frisco
European novelty; Novello, the human
snake; Leta Yoknem, singer Of sweet songs
King Charles, 1.-THE wonder;" Evans
Devices and Evans, the eastern stars, AM
Dalton and Boyle, in scenes from Arkansas
The engagement is for the entire weel
with daily matinees.
Omaha daily bee., 1902-02-16
Fatality.

Chicago Tribune: when I began busi-
ness" said the plutocrat. YEARLY, II made
a vow that whenever I had earned an even
million / would quit"
"Why, you've done that, many times
rover, long ago." said the other man, yet
you are still accommodating"
That's the curse of It. Whenever I
think I've made the even million find on
figuring 1t up it's either a little more or a
little less and I've got to renew the strug-
GLE"
n he sighed heavily.
Omaha daily bee., 1902-02-16
First of Lenten Series Given at LINN
ger Gallery scores a
Success.

The first of the Lenten musicales took
place at the Lininger art gallery Saturday
morning. The attendance was good and
was OF course largely made up Of we'll
known society people.
The musical treat afforded on this occa-
sion was a recital Of songs by Mr.. Lewis
Shaw of st. Paul, accomplishments thereto
Omaha daily bee., 1902-02-16

lines today and tomorrow. Matinees
both days. That is sufhcient.
The programs today will include the
Fest Overture" of Lassen, the Bach
Gounod Ave Maria" "Danse Macabre,"
"Kammenol-Ostrow' and other old-time
favorite Innesisms. vocal scenes from
Faust" etc. In the afternoon. In the
evening there will be the beautiful Mignon
overture. Parsifal music Of Richard Wag-
ner. The vocal scenes will be from Car
men" and the lighter music will be inter-
spersed. The Mendelssohn Spring Song"
arranged for wood winds. will be a feature.
Innes was always a good program maker.
but he has taken the greatest care to
present a program that will I'LL the house
Monday afternoon II y not usually the
Omaha daily bee., 1902-02-16

Don't think you have drank the ne plus
ultra of wines until you have tried Cooks
Imperial Extra Dry Champagne.
Omaha daily bee., 1902-02-16

David Belasco's wildly realistic drama
of love and war. The Heart OF Maryland"
will be seen at the Boyd for four perform
ances starting Thursday night. THE Heart
Omaha daily bee., 1902-02-16

"well, Kitty" said the caller, Ell hope
you are studying hard at school and trying
to make something Of yourself"
Eyes, ma'am," Kitty replied. "But when
I get to be a woman I'm going to marry
some tall, handsome man named Guy"
Omaha daily bee., 1902-02-16
Musical

The arrangement for the appearance of
Kubelik has been made. He will positively
appear in Omaha, and at the Boyd theater.
This is a gratifying announcement. 1t was
feared that the concert would have to be
at the Coliseum. but the Olympian gods
who preside over the destinies OF the muses.
averted that disaster.
I have been told by the committee that
while the management demanded a heavy
guarantee from Omaha. they were going to
play Lincoln without a guarantee.
We have seen some rare instances Of
eastern musical managers out here in
Omaha. and from the specimens we have
seen we are not much impressed with
them. But then what we lack they them
selves make up for. Mr.. Gurlitz is doubt
less a very shrewd man. because he is an
eastern manager. but Mr.. Gurlitz could do
no better h consult with Mr.. Grau, or
his representative. Mr.. strakosch. with re-
gard to Lincoln and Omaha.
Omaha daily bee., 1902-02-16

81 know what makes the hail n NOV,
said 4-year-old Agnes.
what, darling?" asked her mother.
The angels up in heaven sweeping on tn
sidewalks" was the reply.
Omaha daily bee., 1902-02-16
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I used them. but 1 was 30 troubled with symptoms OF kidney
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They soon convinced me OF their value and after completing
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Omaha daily bee., 1902-02-16
No Time Wasted

Prompt action pleases Buffalo people.
Get down to causes at once.
Bad backs are caused by sick kidneys.
To cure backache cure the kidneys.
One remedy sure to do it.
Omaha daily bee., 1902-02-16
PRATTLE OF THE YOUNGSTERS

Guest-what a splendid dinner! Don't
often get as good a meal as this.
Little Willie (son Of the host)-We don't,
either.
Omaha daily bee., 1902-02-16

"Can anyone tell me what a meter isF
asked the teacher Of a primary class in al
Allston, Mass, school a few days ago.
Only one little lad raised his hand. TIL
teacher nodded, and the child said:
tits a thing you chop meat with. M,
papa is a butcher and he's got two o
them"
Omaha daily bee., 1902-02-16

"How does the drill take in the different
cities?' Every we'll. indeed. l cannot re-
call a city where we have played hat the
audiences have not been particularly en-
Shuslastic over Il. In Canada it was really
the hit Of the whole show. at least so far
Is applause and enthusiasm goes. The
Canadians seem to be partial to anything
military and they made it particularly
Omaha daily bee., 1902-02-16
SATURDAY MORNING MUSICALE

Marie Swanson. Harpist. s2s s. 18th st.
Omaha daily bee., 1902-02-16

Little FIossie had been sent to the drug
store to get some dyestuf and forgetting
the name Of It she asked: What is tt
folks dye with?"
"oh, various things" replied the druggist.
Heart failure, for instance"
"Well," said Flossie, II suppose that will
do. Give me 3 cents worth, please"
Omaha daily bee., 1902-02-16

Representative Sibley Of Pennsylvania has
a beautiful bald pate. 1t shines with glis-
tening smoothness.
A few days ago, relates the Washington
Post, a little girl was visiting at Mr.. Sib-
ley's handsome home IN X street. AS she
sat near the congressman in the library
enjoying the open fire on the big hearth a
funny thought seemed to strike her, for she
laughed out loud.
"Mr. Sibley," she said presently
wouldn't you like a rabbit painted on your
head?"
Like what?" Queried Mr.. sibley. as h,
smiled upon his little visitor.
"A rabbit painted on your head" re-
peated the youngster.
"Why?" asked the incautious sibley.
Because" said the little one trium.
phantly, 1T would look like a hare"
Omaha daily bee., 1902-02-16

willie, dear. do you know where the
zero mark is when you look at the Their
mometer?"
"Yep."
Go out on the back porch. please, and
look at the thermometer, and then come
and tell me how high the mercury is above
the zero mark"
Willie goes out and returns.
Mamma, it's Just the length of my finger
nail above Zero"