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Custer County Republican. (Broken Bow, Neb.) 1882-1921, 1902-06-12
Not Progressive.

Pure blood Indians in the City of
Mexico are never seen riding ON the
electric cars. They go and come from
the neighboring towns always on foot
or on the more sure ard underailabl
"burros." This Is due TO the horroi
he "devil-like' trains inspire in the IN
dams.
Custer County Republican. (Broken Bow, Neb.) 1882-1921, 1902-06-12

Ehonld the erection OF free public
baths In the cities continue at the pres
ent rnte-plans have just been made In
one city for spending two or three mil
lion dollars on free baths-it will be
necessary TO find new group of popu-
lation to which to apply Burke's
phrase, "the great unwashed."
Custer County Republican. (Broken Bow, Neb.) 1882-1921, 1902-06-12

The new 500 bills are rare works Of
nrt, and while their prices may not
advance much in spite of their scarcity
they are not likely to drop much below
par as long as Uncle Sam is running
This continent.
Custer County Republican. (Broken Bow, Neb.) 1882-1921, 1902-06-12

The Central States are promised the
pevcnteen-year locust. The every-year
bow cuss who expectorates on the side
walks and In the street cars Is out in
nearly all the States.
Custer County Republican. (Broken Bow, Neb.) 1882-1921, 1902-06-12
OverdoinR the Thing.

TomsOn-Can you recommend to me
trst-rate boOkkeeper?
RiltOn-Why, | thought you had a
perfect jewel.
Tomson-Yes. but now | am suspi
ciOus Of him; he attends too closely tc
his duties and refuses to take vaca
tion.-Town Topics.
Custer County Republican. (Broken Bow, Neb.) 1882-1921, 1902-06-12
The Effective Wink

Look here"' said the mystified DO
liceman, why are you wlnking at me
| have noticed it for the last five min
utes."
Il thought I'd like TO be protected
while | was in this big town" repliet
the old man with the chin whlskers
Ny nephew that keeps a saloon /.
town somewhar wrote me word tina
he just has TO wink his eye at the u,
lice an he gets all the protection l.
wants. Chicago News.
Custer County Republican. (Broken Bow, Neb.) 1882-1921, 1902-06-12
Saved by the Signal Service,

Longleigh-Then you didn't propose
to Miss Gotrox after all?
ShOrtleigh-No. My knowledge of the
signal service code saved me from max
ing fool of myself.
Longleigh-Well, put me on.
Shortleigh-Just as | was about to
commit myself she hOisted the cold
wave tiag.-Chicago News.
Custer County Republican. (Broken Bow, Neb.) 1882-1921, 1902-06-12

The number Of immigrants arIiv.
ing in New York during the first
quarter Of this year is 1884, which
Is thirty thousand in excess Of that
for any preceding quarter.
Custer County Republican. (Broken Bow, Neb.) 1882-1921, 1902-06-12
A Good Sign.

Mistress OF the House Bridget do
you think that policeman who calls
here so often means business?
Bridget-Yis, mum; think he do. He
is begun to complain about my cookin
already.
Custer County Republican. (Broken Bow, Neb.) 1882-1921, 1902-06-12
Ouite Euglish.

Aunt Debby (viewing the city)-What
does that sign "Misfit Store" mean?
Uncle Abner Ia close observer)-I
s'pose that's where these ere angler
maniacs gets measured for clothes so
folks'll think they was made in London
New York Weekly.
Custer County Republican. (Broken Bow, Neb.) 1882-1921, 1902-06-12
The Mean Man,

Mrs. ScrappingtOn-If somebody
should threaten TO abduct me and hole
me for a ransom. what would you do?
Mr.. Scrappington-I.augh like thun
der.-April Smart Set.
Custer County Republican. (Broken Bow, Neb.) 1882-1921, 1902-06-12

Miss Stone says that Nine. Tsilka's
baby softened the hearts of the brig
hnds. All, what wonderful thing n
baby is! And what pity that it has
become UNREASONABLE.
Custer County Republican. (Broken Bow, Neb.) 1882-1921, 1902-06-12
New Kind of Trouble,

wealthy, is he? Why. the last time
l saw him he had trouble keeping the
wolf from the door,
We'll, now he has trouble keeping his
poor relations from the porte cochere."
Catholic Standard aud Times.
Custer County Republican. (Broken Bow, Neb.) 1882-1921, 1902-06-12

Unbleacbed muslin covers slipped
over pillows before the clean cases
are put on will lengthen the exist.
ence of the outer case.
Custer County Republican. (Broken Bow, Neb.) 1882-1921, 1902-06-12
Woes of the weathermau's Wife.

Woes of the Weathcrman's Wife.
"Oh, mamma" cried the bride of the
weatherman, Il think George is q
brute1'
why. daughter gasped the mother
What on earth makes you say thatr
He knows that am planning for my
spring dresses, and all the time he per-
sists in predicting snow and cold
waves"'
Here she pointed wrathful finger al
the thermometer. which registered 4C
degrees below organdie. Baltimore
American.
Custer County Republican. (Broken Bow, Neb.) 1882-1921, 1902-06-12
ReMnrd Seekers

Some people said Uncle Eben, lis
so drefful business-like dat while dey
looks foh reward in de mex worl
dey's mighty skeery fob fear deal dc
any mo dan what's necessary to earn
il. Washington Star.
Custer County Republican. (Broken Bow, Neb.) 1882-1921, 1902-06-12

In the course Of IN object lesson on
the "Cat" in Philadelphia public
school the teacher trying TO find out
what her pupils remembered of the pre-
vious lesson. asked this question:
What boy can tell me to what fam
lily the cat belongs"
After questioning eight or ten boys,
she was giving up in despair, when a
hand was raised.
well" asked the teacher.
~ think the cat belongs to the family
that owns It," was the dlmlnutive pu-
pills Philadelphia Times.
Custer County Republican. (Broken Bow, Neb.) 1882-1921, 1902-06-12

matrimonial years. But the significance
Of n golden wedding does not lie in
gifts, and the word golden" should APP
ply rather to the cheering glow that
emanates from the setting matrimonial
SIM
Custer County Republican. (Broken Bow, Neb.) 1882-1921, 1902-06-12

A Chicago city official has resigned
because he couldn't live on the salary
he got. He must have regarded public
pziice as n public trust.
Custer County Republican. (Broken Bow, Neb.) 1882-1921, 1902-06-12
A Matter of Contrast.

Give an example OF how heat ex-
lands and cold contracts"
In the summer the days are long;
L. the winter they are short."-Judge
Custer County Republican. (Broken Bow, Neb.) 1882-1921, 1902-06-12

Admiral Bob Evans is Disguised with
Tho bombastlc loquacity of certain
American generals. This is by all odds
tho funniest joke OF the season.
Custer County Republican. (Broken Bow, Neb.) 1882-1921, 1902-06-12
On a Larger Scale.

Its just horrid, BERTHE, to think OF
living in fiat after we are married"
You don't love me when you talk
that way"
"Oh, yes. do, but not on small
scale."-Life.
Custer County Republican. (Broken Bow, Neb.) 1882-1921, 1902-06-12
Success to the Sea.ou,

Rev. MIR. GaSsaway-What did you
think of my sCNnOn?
Snappe-Most appropriate sermon for
Lent ever heard. There wasn't any
meat i'm it-Philadelphia Press.
Custer County Republican. (Broken Bow, Neb.) 1882-1921, 1902-06-12
Sure to Be a Fight.

reacher-Suppose there We're four
boys going skating, and they only had
two pairs of skates, how many boys
would have TO look on?
Bobby-The two that got licked!
Custer County Republican. (Broken Bow, Neb.) 1882-1921, 1902-06-12

Another Life of Napoleon" Is an
noanced. Still, 1t isn't likely that the
world knows all about the Little Cor
porai even yet
Custer County Republican. (Broken Bow, Neb.) 1882-1921, 1902-06-12
Progress.

His Friend-Are you writing a histo-
steal novel?
The Literary Cuss-Don't say a word.
I'm writing a prehistoricai novel;
Puck.
Custer County Republican. (Broken Bow, Neb.) 1882-1921, 1902-06-12
w ide.

You say Miss Pinkerton is accom-
plished."
why. | never met a more accom-
plshed girl. She knew just a little
about every subject | inuoduced.-De
troit Free Press
Custer County Republican. (Broken Bow, Neb.) 1882-1921, 1902-06-12
At the Club.

"Rounder has written rather clever
little book, 'Don'ts for Club Men,"
Huh! the don'ts don't worry me half
as much as the dues. philadelphia
Press.
Custer County Republican. (Broken Bow, Neb.) 1882-1921, 1902-06-12
Do Your Feet Ache and Burn2

Shake into your shoes Aliens Foot
Ease, a powder for the feet. 1t makes
tight or New Shoes feel Easy. Cures
Corns. Bunons. Swollen, Hot and
Sweating Feet. At all Druggists and
Shoe Stores. 25c. Sample sent FREH.
Address Allen s. Olmsted Leroy. n. Y.
Custer County Republican. (Broken Bow, Neb.) 1882-1921, 1902-06-12

The evidence indicates strongly that
Uaptain Christmas has got himself
MIXED MP with some other person.
Custer County Republican. (Broken Bow, Neb.) 1882-1921, 1902-06-12

Mrs. winslow's SOOTHING SYRUP for chidres
teething, softens the gums reduces inflammation
allays pain, cures lind collie. 25c bottle
Custer County Republican. (Broken Bow, Neb.) 1882-1921, 1902-06-12
4 May Ont of a Difficulty,

Your uncle was a very eccentric
man. He stipulated in his will that
'All right, make out check for that
amount"
Custer County Republican. (Broken Bow, Neb.) 1882-1921, 1902-06-12

The oyster trust, with its double sup
NY or The letter r, expects to be in sea
SON tho year round.
Custer County Republican. (Broken Bow, Neb.) 1882-1921, 1902-06-12
Repartee.

Pat-What's repartee?
Mike-It's whin Teller seq right off
the answer he doesn't think av Ill to.
morrow marnin'.-New York Sun.
Custer County Republican. (Broken Bow, Neb.) 1882-1921, 1902-06-12

Mrs. Newed-.Iust think of it, dear. |
made every bit of this cake with my
own hands.
Newed-Is it possible! | never sus-
pected there was so much strength in
those fair soft hands
Custer County Republican. (Broken Bow, Neb.) 1882-1921, 1902-06-12

Ana II Cuba isn't free. she will be as
Hs4 ~ abe can.
Custer County Republican. (Broken Bow, Neb.) 1882-1921, 1902-06-12
ErieudIH Advice.

Maude-What! You don't mean to
say that you are going to the fancy
dress ball in the character of Night
Clara-Yes: what of il?
Custer County Republican. (Broken Bow, Neb.) 1882-1921, 1902-06-12
His Plea.

Vat? Do you mean to charge me So
visit?'
That is my regular rate to every
one"
Vase, but l introduced der disease
into der neighborhoodw--Li
Custer County Republican. (Broken Bow, Neb.) 1882-1921, 1902-06-12

We use Piso's Cure for Consumption in
preference to any other cough medicine.
Mrs. S. e. Borden, 442 T street, Wash.
ington, d. c., May %, 1901.
Custer County Republican. (Broken Bow, Neb.) 1882-1921, 1902-06-12
The Magic of Time.

what a lot Of rubbishl Utterly
worthless, should say"
"Now, of course. But l shall leave
1t to my son, and he to his son. In the
day of my grandson it will be bric-a'
bracv
And the junkman shrugged the shrus
that is the badge of all his race.-Puck
Custer County Republican. (Broken Bow, Neb.) 1882-1921, 1902-06-12
Not That Kind.

Clerk-Here is some delicious cough
candy.
Miss Wiseleigh-But | haven't a de.
licious cough.
Custer County Republican. (Broken Bow, Neb.) 1882-1921, 1902-06-12
No Time TO Make Enemies.

HAS she many friends in society,"
"Yes, quite number. She only came
out two years ago"
Custer County Republican. (Broken Bow, Neb.) 1882-1921, 1902-06-12

Maude-Oh. it's all right. of course,
only it will be another case Of making
night hideous.
Custer County Republican. (Broken Bow, Neb.) 1882-1921, 1902-06-12
Met His Match.

Bumpus -Zizzazo, the wild animal
tanner, has met his match at last.
McSmith-YOu don't say How did it
happen?
Custer County Republican. (Broken Bow, Neb.) 1882-1921, 1902-06-12
LET US ALL LAUGH.
JOKES FROM THE PENS OF VA
RiOUs HuMORlSTS.

Pleasant Incidents Occurring the
World Over-Sayings that Are Cheer.
full TO Old or Young-Funny selec-
tions that You will Enjoy.
Custer County Republican. (Broken Bow, Neb.) 1882-1921, 1902-06-12
How He Won Her.

Ardent Suitor 81 lay my fortune
at your feet'
Fair Lady "Fortune! I did not
know you had money!
Ardent Suitor' | haven't .luch,
but it takes very little to cover those
tiny feet"
Custer County Republican. (Broken Bow, Neb.) 1882-1921, 1902-06-12

A pleasant softness and fragrance
Is given to bathing water by throwing
into it some fresh orange peel.
Custer County Republican. (Broken Bow, Neb.) 1882-1921, 1902-06-12
Doubtful Commitment.

has married a new wo-
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AUCTION SALES

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The Irish standard., 1902-02-22
Hands Across the Sea.

While Mr.. Smalley, the New York
correspondent of the London Times, is
so emphatic in his assurances to the
readers Of that journal that anti-British
feeling has almost entirely disappeared
from the United States, it is interest
ing to learn what another Englishman,
and one far more likely to be disin-
terested observer, has to say on the
same subject, says the Intermountain
Catholic. A correspondent of the Lon
don Saturday Review, signing himself
'W. j., Norfolk" and writing from
Victoria, B. c., on Dec. s, shows that
he at any rate, has no foolish illusions
on the subject.
For the past three years." he says,
II have lived and Travelled amongst the
people of the United States. east and
west, and have carefully studied their
press, and am convinced, in common
with all Englishmen who know them,
that they are our bitterest enemies.
Knowing this you may imagine how
utterly disgusting it is to Englishmen
living amongst or near them to read as
we also frequently do in British pa.
pers such twaddle as blood thicker
than water hands across the sea- our
cousins across the Atlantic ETC., APP
The Irish standard., 1902-02-22
LIST OF BOOKS
On SAKE at The Standard Catholic
Book Store.

On SAFE at The Standard Catholic
Book Store.
Among the books that can be &C.
cured at the Irish Standards New
Catholic Book Store, 81 Fourth street
south, End floor, are Mitchell and Nc
Geoghegan's History of Ireland,
Moore's History Of Ireland, McGee's
History Of ireland, Life of O'Connell,
Wild Irish Girl, Life Of st. Patrick,
Father Firms Works, Mrs. sadlier's,
Banim's, Lovers, Gerald Grifln's,
Christine Faber's, Irish Saints, Burke's
Reply to Froude, Faith Of Our Fathers,
My New Citrate, Life of Emmett, New
Ireland, Michael Dwyer, Collins,
Davis Fairy Tales, Story Of ireland,
Willy Reilly, Speeches From the Dock,
Dalaradia, O'Neills and O'Donnells,
Plain Facts, Mirror of True Woman
hood, and many others. Handsome
prayer books, bibles, rosaries, st. An
thony pictures, and everything in the
line Of religious articles all at lowest
prices. When in need Of anything in
this line be sure to call and look over
the stock. Mail orders receive prompt
attention.
The Irish standard., 1902-02-22
OF EXPIRATION OF REMEMP.
TJ0N
No. A-1O93

In whose name assessed Thos T. Wilson;
description of land, lot s. block 81, Wilson's
Rearrangement of Blocks 2. 3. 6, z, 9, 10,
II. IA, IS. 10. 20, 81, "a, 20, 90 81, 33, IS,
81. 80, ii, of East Side Addition to City
Of Minneapolis, Hennepin County, Mime
sofa: year tax levied, 1895; when sold. May
%. 1900; amount sold for to purchaser,
$1,000; interest $500: total. $500; total
amount required to redeem, $4,000.
Office of County Auditor, Hennepin Coun-
ty, Minnesota. To Thos P. Wilson: You
are hereby notified that, pursuant to the
forfeited real estate tax Judgment. entered
in the District Court, County of Hennepin,
State Of Minnesota, on the twenty first day
of March, A. d. 1900, in proceedings to
enforce payment Of taxes on real estate in
said County, remaining delinquent in the
year 1897, and prior years. under the pro-
visions of Chapter 322 of the Laws of 1899,
the land herein above described, assessed in
your name, was sold for tax rs above
stated, and that the time allowed by law
for redemption from said sale, will expire
sixty days after service Of this notice has
been made and proof thereof has been fled
in this office. In addition to the amount
above stated, as necessary to redeem from
said sale, the cost of service of this notice
must be paid, together with such interest
MS may accrue from and after this date.
Witness my hand and official seal, at
Minneapolis, in said County Of Hennepin.
this 26th day Of December, 1901.
HUGH r. SCOTT,
Per F. G. PRACNA, County Auditor.
Deputy. [Seall
No. A-1O92
The Irish standard., 1902-02-22
Indian Oratory.

Several OrationS in the Sioux Ian
guage We're delivered few mornings
ago before the Senate Committee on
Indian Affairs. The orators were
Thunder Hawk, Il full-blooded Sioux,
and four other chiefs, who are in
Washington to protest against the
leasing of a portion OF their reserv;l-
ton, says the Washington Post.
Thunder Hawk and his brother
chiefs We're participants in the Custer
massacre. After that tragic episode
they fled to the British dominions,
where they remained for six years,
finally returning to the United States
and surrendering to the military au-
thorities. Since then they have lived
upon their reservation in peace and
quiet. When, in the presence of the
senators Oh the Indian affairs COM
mittee, Thunder Hawk was asked to
state his protest, the old warrior, not
i'll the least abashed, and with his
leonine features as emotionless as if
nodded in clay, arose with his arms
clasped. For almost a minute he stood
in silence, and then, in his deep, gut
tural voice, he began to speak. AS
he progressed he added appropriate
gestures to his words, making a
unique picture. When his speech was
translated it was found to be logical
and concise presentation of the In
dams position, without any forid
rhetoric. The other chiefs proved to
be equally good as speechmakers.
The interesting part of the incident
is that the orations of the Indians won
their case. They are to be protected
in keeping their reservation intact.