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Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1902-01-11

Slagle, of Waverly, will offer prayer,
after which the Columbus Republican
Glec club will sing Keller's American
hymn. Hon. l.. c. Laylin, Secretary
Of State. will present the commission
to Gov. Nash, after which the oath of
Office will be administered by Chief
Justice Minshall of the Supreme court.
Gov. Nash will then deliver his inau-
gural address, which will be unusually
short for. this important message.
The ceremony will close with the rem
dition. of the Star Spangled Banner
by the Glee club.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1902-01-11
WITHOUT MONEY.
OR PROSPECTS.
How 1870 of Summit Countys Citizens Exist
With Scarcely Glimpse at
Life's Pleasures.

There are $50 adults in Summit
county who haven't penny; nor have
have they prospects of obtaining any.
All have dropped from the race after
earth's wealth and pleasures. They
cxist-get up in the morning, and
night marks off another day from
their lives.
Yet Director j. NJ. Kleckner, of the
County lnfirmary, says that conditions
at this institution have not been better
for long time. Last January there
were 200 persons in the Infrmary
There is scarcely any sickness, and
the inmates seem in good spirits.
Forty of the 100 are insane. and it
Is necessary to keep three Of them
locked in cells. Mrs. Fry, who has
been at the infirmary for many years,
still holds the record of being the old.
est person in the institution. She is
past 80. There are no children Mt the
Infirmary.
Director Kleckner said Friday that
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1902-01-11
MURAL (WALL) DECORATION
INSTEAD OF PAPER,
Already in Great Demand and Its Beauty and
Utility Especially Commended.

proved processcs,t the designs, ,shadings
and colorings are so numerous, varied
and pleasing that it has been demon
strated to be especially adapted to the
use TO which it is being put, viz: the
covering of walls and ceilings. The
fabric IL attached exactly as is wall
paper and is
MUCH MORE ECONOMICAL
by reason of its urability-making
absolute walls, which. when soiled,
may be cleansed readily and thor
oughly by the simple application of
warm water.
Furthermore, "SANOLEUM" has al
ready proven invaluable as a wall
covering for clothes closets. The com
binntion composing it, in connection
with muslin, upon which the compost
ton Is superimposed, not only excludes
dampness most effectually, but is n
sure preventative of moths, reaches
and other vermin,
SANOLEUM has already found
place upon the walls of thousands of
handsome and modest homes.
The demand for the new art SAN
OLEUM for wall covering and decor
alton is becoming greater every day,
and that which was put out as an ex-
pertinent has proven successful be-
you'd the most sanguine expectations
Of the orlginators,
Samples can be seen and obtained at
the office of 80
3i.. THE SAN0LEUM co.
. All u. Mill ST.,
Bell Phone. Brown, 2SOI. Akron. O
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1902-01-11
SOUTH ENDS
Have Arranged a Big
Show.
Will be the Largest Given For a
Whole Year.

A carnival of athletic sport, and the
first show OF the kind, of prominence,
which has been given for a year in
Akron, will be that which has been
arranged by the South End Athletic
club for Friday night, Jan. II. An ex-
cellent program has been prepared,
and only local talent will appear. The
promoters promise one of the best
shows that has ever been given by
the South End club. The program
will he as follows:
Sparring -Fenton VS.. Brown, three
rounds; Simms VS.. Cassidy, three
rounds; Simms VS.. Stephens, three
rounds; Young VS.. Colley, three
rounds; Palmer VS.. Collins, six rounds.
The last event will be the principal at
traction for the evening.
There will be a wrestling match,
for the best two falls out of three
between Shaffer and Manly. Charles
Roth will also give an exhibition OF
fancy baton swinging, and the show
promises to be one of interest and
merit.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1902-01-11
INAUGURAL
Program Announced by Com
mittee In Charge.

Columbus, O., Jan. 11.-Senator Pat
terson, chairman of the inaugural joint
committee, has given out the program
of the inaugural ceremonies OH Mon
day.
At Has Monday morning the joint
committee Of the House and Senate
will escort Gov. Nash into the rotunda
of the capitol. The Fourth regiment
band will render the musical selec-
ton.
Hon. ]. Y. Bassell, of the Board of
Trade Executive committee, will call
the assemblage to order. Rev. j. F.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1902-01-11
Heads Should Never Ache.

Never endure this trouble. Use at
once the remedy that stopped 1t for
Mrs. n. A. Webster, of Winnie, Va.
She writes: ''Dr. Kings New Life
Pills wholly cured me of sick head
aches l had suffered from for two
years. Cure headache, constipation,
biliousness. 25c, at G. B. Harper &
Co., druggists. M A.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1902-01-11

You should know that FOley's Honey
and Tar is absolutely the best for all
diseases of the throat and lungs. Deal
ers are authorized to guarantee it to
give satisfaction.
A. Warner, ]. NJ. LATER, ]. Lam
parter & Co.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1902-01-11
Want Him ParoI ed.

Friends are endeavoring to secure
the parole of Wm. Averill from the
Mansfield reformatory. Averil is only
10 years old and was sent to the
reformatory for completely in the riot.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1902-01-11

he attributed the decrease in the num-
Der of Inmates TO the fact that there
was little sickness among the poor peo-
pie last summer and fall, and that
many persons who would otherwise
have required help were able to work
steadily. When winter came they
were IN shape to take care of them
selves.
''As a rule" said Director Kleckner,
the men are well behaved. Only
occasionally does man slip into town
and get drunk. l don't know where
they get money TO get drunk on, be-
cause none of them has cent. OF
course, 1t is joke when any of them
is fined 81 and costs in the Mayors
court, because they can never pay IT..
"Wes are hampered most by having
no wards for the insane. And we
now have more than our quota in the
asylum at Massillon. However, the
State is making arrangements to take
care Of all it's insane people
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1902-01-11
"Went Over the Dump"

Jacob Brown, of Maiden Lane Alley,
with his wagon and horse, went over
the dump east of Assembly hall, Fri
day afternoon. He was slightly hurt,
and the wagon damaged, but the horse
escaped injury.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1902-01-11
If Banner Salve

Doesn't cure your piles, your money
will be returned. 1t is the most heal
ing medicine.
A. Warner, j. NJ. LATER j. Lam.
rarter & Co.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1902-01-11

W. L. Yancy, Paducah, Ky, writes:
"I had severe case of kidney dis
ease and three of the best physicians
In Southern Kentucky, treated me
without success. l was induced to try
Foley's Kidney Cure. The first bottle
gave immediate relief and three bot
ties cured me permanently. l gladly
recommend this wonderful remedy"
Take no substitute.
A.. Warner, j. M. LATER, ]. Lam,
,arter & Co. W
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1902-01-11
Star Laundry, s.ss''s'' s.'i Fl Is.
Richmond Pianos
HIGH GRADE-MEDIuM PRICE
G. N. OFT & Bro.
1000 VISITORS
Called at Y. W. c. A. Rooms
During Past Week.

Akron citizens are showing very
kindly feeling for the Young Women's
Christian Association. One thousand
visitors called during the past week,
ard expressed pleasure at seeing the
movement prosper so well. Enthus-
iasm among the members Is growing,
and new names are being added
daily. The Association has arranged
to serve suppers every Saturday eve
ninG to women of the city regardless
Of membership.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1902-01-11

We sell the greatest of blood puri-
fiers. Acker's Blood Elixir, under a
positive guarantee. 1t. will cure all
chronic and other blood poisons. If
you have eruptions or sores on your
body, or are pale, weak or run down,
it Is just what you need. We refund
money If you are not satisfied. 81
cents and $1.00.
Inman Bros, j. NJ. Latter, and John
Lamparter & Co.
The Kootenai herald. [volume] (Kootenai, Idaho) 1891-1904, 1902-07-18
Dangerous if Neglected.

Burns, cuts and other wounds
often fail to heal properly if ne
elected and become troublesome
sores. DeWitt's Witch Hazel Salve
prevents such consequences. Even
where delay has aggravated the in
jury DeWitt's With Hazel Salve
effects cure. 81 had running
sore on my leg thirty years." says
H. c. Hart.y, Yankeetown. Ind.
after using many remedies, tried
DeWitts Witch Hazel Salve. A
few boxes healed the sore" Cures
all skin diseases. Piles yield to it
q. once. Beware of oounterieits.
p. o. Drug Store.
The Kootenai herald. [volume] (Kootenai, Idaho) 1891-1904, 1902-07-18
Holds up a Congressman.

CAT the end of the campaign"
writes Champ Clark, Missouri's
congressman, "from overwork, ner-
vous tension, loss of sleep and Con-
slant speaking l had about utterly
collapsed. 1t seemed that all the
organs in my body were out of or
der, but three bottles of Eleotric
Bitters made me all right. It's the
best all around medicine ever sold
over druggists counter" Over
worked, run down men and weak,
sickly women gain splendid health
and vitality from Electric Bitters.
Try them. Only SOC. Guaran-
teed by J. F. Cook, Jr., Druggist.
The Kootenai herald. [volume] (Kootenai, Idaho) 1891-1904, 1902-07-18
Don't Start Wrong.

Don't start the summer with a
lingering cough or cold. We
all know what q summer cold"
is, It's the hardest kind to cure.
Often it "hangs on" through the
entire season. Take it in hand
right now. A few doses of One
Minute Cough Cure will set you
right. Sure cure for coughs, colds
Group. grip, bronchitis, all throat
and lung troubles, Absolutely
safe. Acts at once. Children like
it. Zone Minute Cough Cure is
the best cough medicine l ever
used" says ]. H. Bowles, Groyeton,
n. H. 81 never found anything
else that acted so safely and quick
ly." P. o. Drug Store.
The Kootenai herald. [volume] (Kootenai, Idaho) 1891-1904, 1902-07-18
Whooping Cough

A woman who has had expert
ence with this disease, tells how to
prevent any dangerous consequent
ces from it. She says: Our three
children took whooping cough 'ast
SUMNER, our baby boy being only
three months old, and owing to cur
giving them Chamberlain's Cough
Remedy, they lost none of their
plumpness and came out in much
better health than other children
whose parents did not use this rem
edy, Our oldest little girl would
call Justify for cough syrup between
whoops.-JEssIE PINKEY HALL,
Springville, Ala. This Remedy is
for sale by J. F. Cook, Jr, Drug
gist.
The Kootenai herald. [volume] (Kootenai, Idaho) 1891-1904, 1902-07-18
The Most Common Ailment.

More people suffer from rheuma-
tism than from any other ailmept.
This is wholly unnecessary too, for
cure may be effected at a very
small cost. G. w. Wescott, of
Meadowdale, N. Y, says: 81 have
been afflicted with rheumatism for
some time and it has caused me
much suffering. | concluded to
try Chamberlain's Pain Balm and
am pleased to say that it has cured
me-" For sale by J. F. Cook, Jr.,
Druggist.
The Kootenai herald. [volume] (Kootenai, Idaho) 1891-1904, 1902-07-18

1t is difficult to imagine "a better
balanced selection of domestic
matter than is found in the July
Delineator, adopted as it is to the
trying needs of not weather. House
wives will appreciate especially the
suggestion contained in Summer
Salads and Cheese Dishes, the
chapter oil meyonnaise, the recipes
for Preparing cherries, and the
directions for hot weather beverages.
In addition is an article useful at
any season on braising, frying and
sauteing meats.
Subscribe for the HERLD now
only 81 a year, if paid in cash
This offrl good only until August
1. Send the HERALD to your
friends in the East.
Fishing tackle of all descrip-
tions at Jones' Drug Store.
The Kootenai herald. [volume] (Kootenai, Idaho) 1891-1904, 1902-07-18
What Thin Folks Need.

Is a greater power of digesting
assimilating food. For them DR..
Kings New Life Pills work Won
ders They tone and regulate the
digestive organs, gently expel all
prisons from the system, enrich
the blood, improve appetite make
healthy flesh. Only 25c at J. F.
Cook, Jr., Druggist.
The Kootenai herald. [volume] (Kootenai, Idaho) 1891-1904, 1902-07-18

AIDES OF THE MACCABEES-
L. North Star Hive, No. 16, L. o. T.. NJ, meets
every alternate Wednesday evening at o'clock.
Visiting Ladies always cordially invited. MRS.
G. ID. RowELL, Lady Commander. MRS. B. w.
LUDIEGToN, r. X.
The Kootenai herald. [volume] (Kootenai, Idaho) 1891-1904, 1902-07-18
Wants Others TO Know.

81 have used DeWitt's Little
Early Risers for constipation and
torpid liver and they are all right.
| am glad to indorse them for l
think when we find a good thing
We ought to let Others know it,''
writes Alfred Heinze, Quincy, Ill,
They never grippe or distress. Sure,
safe pills. P, o. Drug Store.
The Kootenai herald. [volume] (Kootenai, Idaho) 1891-1904, 1902-07-18
Churches.

OATHOLIC-
- Regular services on the 4th Sunday of each
month, at 10 30 a. m.
REV. THOS. j. PURCELL, Pastor.
The Kootenai herald. [volume] (Kootenai, Idaho) 1891-1904, 1902-07-18

u NIGHTS OF PYTHIAs-
n Acme Lodge, No. Is, X. of p. meets in
Pythian Hall every Thursday evening at s
O'clock. Visiting Knights always welcome.
G. E. VoTAw, c. f. /. LITTLE, X. of r. aud ;.
The Kootenai herald. [volume] (Kootenai, Idaho) 1891-1904, 1902-07-18

KNIGHTS OF The MACCABEES-
N koOtenai Tent, No. 20, X. o. T. M, meets
every alternate Wednesday evening at o'clock.
Visiting Sir Knights always invited. c. d.
RowELL, Commander. B. W .&UDINGToN, r. X.
The Kootenai herald. [volume] (Kootenai, Idaho) 1891-1904, 1902-07-18
Dir q CtOrie 8
Secret Societies.

DEBEKAH DEGREE, I. o. OF
n Loyal Rebekah Lodge No. AZ, l. o. O. F.
meets every Friday evening at 500 o'clock.
Visiting Rebekahs cordially invited. MRS WIN
VANGAsKEN n. G. JAMEsDoLAN, Secretary.
The Kootenai herald. [volume] (Kootenai, Idaho) 1891-1904, 1902-07-18
DOsT OFFICE HOURS

DOST OFFICE HOURS
Office opens at s a. m, ana closes at 8 p. m,
except sundays. Open Sundays from a. IN. TO
2 p. IN. Eastbound mail closes at lib p. IN.
Westbound mail closes at 1:l5 p. m. and p, IN.
Copeland and Porthlll mail closes at y. IN
Tuesdays and Saturdays
IF. COOK. JR.. Postmaster.
The Kootenai herald. [volume] (Kootenai, Idaho) 1891-1904, 1902-07-18

METHODIST EPISCOPAL
wi Preaching every other Saturday evening
at 7:30, and on the following Sunday at IL a. IN.
Prayer meeting every Sunday evening vt 700.
Sabbath school every Sunday morning at 10
O'Clock when there is preaching and on oCher
Sundays at11 o'clock.
REV. J. NJ. EASTLAND, Pastor.
The Kootenai herald. [volume] (Kootenai, Idaho) 1891-1904, 1902-07-18
Railroads and Mails.

DAILWAY TIME CARD
n Great Northern Railway trains arrive end
d. part as follows:
No. g. west bound Flyer. 300 a. m.
No. A. east bound Flyer ...............1:43 o. m.
No. 40, passenger from Spokane -. 70 80 D. m.
No. Al, passenger for Spokane ...... l AS y. m.
Nos 40 and Al daily except Sunday
4. w. BROWNING. Agent.
Kootenai Valley Railway trains run extra and
have no regular schedule.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-08-17

the vicinity of Herman. After hand
to-hand struggle with starvation
Campbell received an invitation to
move up to Blair, about six miles dis
tant, where he was proffered a good
berth on the Blair Pilot, a paper of
some standing and considerable inf1u-
ence. Here the young man was enabI-
ed TO pay his board, buy clothes and
become opulent-for a Nebraska edi-
tor.
His special work on this paper soon
brought him into favorable notice and
he was finally elected clerk Of the state
printers board. Other things began
coming his way and he finally launch
ed forth on the turbulent sea of maya,
zlnedom a little publication which he
is pleased to call The Knocker: a
Journal for Cranks."
The thing was a go. It's breeziness
took with a certain class and success
perched under the banner of the genius
from Blair. With the motto Love
One Another-and Knock" at the mast
head, the editor waded in and in few
issues was able to see his way clear.
His Articles of Faith.
In the initial number of his literary
venture the young scribe relieved him.
self of twenty-six articles of faith.
Let's keep a good thing until we get a
large number of readers. Some of
these follow:
l knock on the knoclcer who knocks
on Christ and the church. It is a
sign that man is seeking notoriety.
Let's keep good thing until we get a
better.
I knock on the self-righteous. They
are usually people who by worldly sue
cess have crowded into view. The
best we can do is to be virtuous as
possible.
| knock on the social rule that per-
mits woman to cover indiscretions
OF other days with sealslin cloak
A woman has a right to Tive it down."
but a rich woman should have no
shorter probation than a poor one.
| knock on the man who tells child
rem that there is no Santa Claus. The
tragedy of life begins when faith de-
parts and the man who will hasten
the departure is related to the devil
knock on the knocker who knocks
on his~wife. A man who respects not
the mother of his own children respects
not himself. His plant that she has
not kept up with him fools nobody.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-08-17

BLAIR, Neb., Aug. 16.-Nebraska is
promo OF geniuses. They grow here
as thick as sage brush on the Western
plains. They spring up in every town
ana hamlet and flourish like green
pay trees beside running brooks. There
is something in the very air and the
sou that seems conducive 70 eccen-
triclty and erraticism. Long hair
Wlid-eyed notions, populism and poetry
ana Whlskers abound in the bug eaters,
state. 1t is the home of the crank. the
NAIVE heath of the freak, the habitat
OF the. Spouter.
There is no locality especially favor
cd. The western part of the state. fbe
eastern part of the state, the south
ern and the northern parts of the state
nave produced. North Platte has her
WllIlam f. Cody, known from zone to
zone. ana pole to pole as Buffalo Bill"
Lincoln mas her William JENNINGS
Bryan, who has language to burn and
ambitions to last until the cows come
nome. NeWman's Grove had her
Narver Gortner, the poet of nine vol.
umes, author of the immortal lines
We had turkey for dinner TODAY
The finest the state could nro5,,oo
And as on the table it Law p0oe'
twas better, thought than a eoa.o
Beatrice was her Walt Mason, of
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-08-17


are higher. He knows the road to ev-
cry joint and his example artistically
escorts the youth to damnation. He
SCOTS at the church, defies good citf-
zenship and ruins the community. The
man who will not work heads the ex-
cursion to hell. May the Lord have
mercy on his soul.
knock on the man who knocks on
this magazine. He is an intellectual
dwarf, a parody on manhood, and is in
for roast in the next issue.
| knock on the little pothouse poll
tician who poses to run the whole cleo
tora1 college and point out wiser men
their duties. He is a bore and don't
know a fundamental principle from
his funny bone.
I knock on gold plated godliness
Christ never built a church or asked
for vacation on full pay-never
Jesus Christ, human or divine, was the
grandest- man that ever graced the
tide OF time. Be of the same mind
l knock on trying to reform fallen
women by turning them over to the
police la Parkhurst. Better put some
lucre into the work instead of support
ing missionaries to peddle saving grace
in pagan lands who incidentally extend
the market for tobacco, snide iewelry
and forty-rod bug juice.
knock on the "philanthropist'' who
losses a million or so to some conspic-
uous charity and next day corners a
imam necessity. He don't fool Cod.
knock on the subjects of puppet
kings and dukes who come to this
country and breed discomfort and an
archy by kicking on the government.
To live in America is to be a king.
L knock on the man who gossips
The guy who tells his troubles to 9TH
ers instead of keeping them. for home
consumption. If he was up to the
moral level of the NANCY coyote or the
intellectual altitude of an acephalous
house 1 would give him more space,
nut he's too small fry.
1 knock on public OSCILLATION. man
should have some sympathy for by
standers-even IF he don't know they
are by. Such offenses are against the
noble in man and the modest in wo-
man. These oseulatory demonstra-
tons of esteem should be reserved for
the holy of holes and not be permitted
in well-regulated parlors. We know
a young man whom we would like to
take out behind the smokehouse and
cause him to pass to the untimeIy
bourne where all faces stand ajar in
everlasting singing.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-08-17

He has his eye on another woman.
In the Greek for better or for worse"
means take your medicine"
knock on the social pest, whose So
cial rating is hat full of prunes, and
who passes by old friends. He is a
snob. Trace him back to his father
and you'll find rabbit.
Knock on Naggers.
knock on the woman who nags her
husband. More men have gone to hell
by this route and picked up core
spondents along the way than by any
other.
I knock on the mother who blondes
her hair, paints, powders and tries to
pass as the younger sister of her ED
est daughter. She is humbug, beg
to state.
l knock on the American girl. The
girl who has been raised in a cultured
home; who possesses both talent and
accomplishment; who has grown into
Womanly woman and is too worthy
for any young man, but. who casts her
life by her own choice with a smooth
guy, whose brains are worth cents
a pound for soap grease-a descendant
of a long line of half-wits; a dizzy
young dude too lazy 10 work and too
cowardly to steal, too everlastingly
''ornery' to raise a respectable crop
OIL Wllu oats; young lollfpOp ribbon
clerk on 50 per and monopoly on
the gall of the globe-that is the kind
Of Apollos American girls admire, and
it would give a buzzard a bilious at
tack.
I knock on the mother-in-1aw who
goes loaded with advice. She is not so
many as some make out, but, like the
bad egg in the dozen, it is tough on the
man who gets her.
| knock on the pessimist He is an
Ishmaelite and tells disagreeable
truths. The thing to do is to Join the
procession and stand for the things
what u.s."
Strikes at cranks.
I knock on the religious crank who
scares children into nightmare by
preaching hell fire. God created man
to enjoy life here below and life with
him hereafter. He is not sending I'M
told millions to hell.
| knock hard on the bum-the legiti-
mate offspring of hoodlumism, the
curse of modern civilization. He never
pays taxes, but makes a monthly tour
in search of a soft snap where wages
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-08-17

M ..L1 James Whitcomb Riley said:
humorist in the West. bur he lost bis
grlp. Omaha has her George Francis
IRAN, prince of all cranks and en-
Peror of all freaks. Bellevue has her
rat Grove, the most famous kidnaner
the world has ever known.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-08-17
KNOCKER HITS HARD
NEBRASKA HAS A NEW cENIIIs
IN WILL A CAMPBELL OF
BLAIR
STARTS A MAGAZINE
THAT GIVES ONE THRILLS

Says His State Is Full of Cranks and
Freaks of Every Sort and Talks
About Them-Finds That Long Hair,
Whiskers and Erratic Ideas Flourish
LuxuriantIy.