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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1902-09-21
Turkish Towels.

Turkish Towels.
Bleached and unbleached extra quality, size COX
40 inches, each legs
These aren't the ordinary 121ac. sort.
Hemstitched Huckaback Towels, extra weight,
extra size for the price; size 21x42 inches,
All linen hernned huckaback Towels, size 15x
80 inches; a good hand towel; not many,
perhaps so dozen in this lot :. 3 for <oc
Pure linen, II inches wide, bleached Crash,
colored borders, yard .9c
Sheets and Pillow Cases.
All know our Sheet and Pillow Case Dept. by
this time they also know that where we offer a
special it's not of the ordinary sort. All have
three inch hens are torn from the piece by
hand, the sewing is as fine as the most partieu-
lar could desire.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1902-09-21

SHEETS, size 54x9O inches, each. BIC
Size 63x9O inches, each .. 35c
Size 72xoO inches, each -. 40c
Size s1xoo inches, each :. 45c
Size oOxoO inches. each soc
PILLOW CASES, size 42x35 inches, each 1 1c
Size 45x36 inches, each llHc
Size 5Ox56 inches, each 11Hc
Extra quality of Sheets and Pillow Cases.
Made of superior quality sheeting; all finished
with three inch hens.
SHEETS-sze 54xe0 inches, Acc. each size
63xoO inches, ass each ; size 72x90 inches.
soc. each size 81x90 inches, 55e. each size
9ox9o inches, each Syc
PILLOW CASES-size 45x36 inches, lZae.
each; size 5Ox36 inches each lSc
One case A Bleached Muslln-splendid quail
lily, a YARD ~
No Mail Orders filed on Sheets and Pillow
Cases.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1902-09-21
Formal
Introduction OF
Charming
Millinery

Begins here tomorrow and
will continue Tuesday and
Wednesday. We have plan
ned to make this an exhibi-
ton of Style, Taste, Beauty,
Individuality and Modest Cost,
{, which mark the conduct of
this Millinery Store always.
That visitors may retain a
lasting memory of the Mill
merry which we will exhibit on
these days, we have prepared
an artistic programme, which
contains the drawings Of some
of the leading styles from
Paris, London and our own
workroorns, which will be free
to visitors.
Millinery Parlors,
Second Floor
, Four Elevators. ,
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1902-09-21
BROOKLYN Aoptriis smenis.
TheFollowing Fraternity
School Pins Are Ready
For Distribution.

1-2-3-4-5-6-7-S-lo-
Observation-Disclosures
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Observation-Disclosures
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1902-09-21
Standard Linens---At Wonder Prices.


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these prices ism, proy price O.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1902-09-21

Miss Mary rockingham Holland. daughter of
Major and Mrs. John b. Holland of No. 30 Grace
iSCourt. returned on Friday after visit of four
months with relatives in England.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1902-09-21

The wedding Of Miss Ellen T. Martin. daughter
of Mrs. Enos T. Martin. Of Albany, and FRANCIS
afternoon Se41;ernber q in St Peters Episcopal
Church, in Albany.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1902-09-21

Mr.. and Mrs. Edward l. Graef and their three
daughters have reopened their town home No.
425 Washington-ave. They have been spending
most of the summer Hicrest Hill, Highland
Mills, n. Y. and the Long Island Country Club,
at Eastport, Long Island
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1902-09-21

DR. and Mrs. David ]. Fuller are the guests OF
Lyman A. Ely, of Worcester, Mass.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1902-09-21

5 the wedding Of Miss Eieanore II. Lohmeyer.
daughter OF Mr. and Mrs T. A. Lohmeyer, ana
ARTHUR N. Watkins took place on Tuesday AFTER
noon at the home Of the brides parents No %
fNfidwood-st- Miss Lucy l. Watkins, sister OF tne
bridegroom, acted maid Of honor Charles l1on-
meyer, brother OF the bride, was best man
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1902-09-21

Announcement is made of the engagement of MISS
Mabel Brinkley of Memphis, Tenn, and c. D.
Smithers of Nostrand-ave Mr. Smithers is a
member of the banking house of f S. Smithers q
Co. in Wall-St- His father, the late G e. Smith
'ers president Of the Bank of Montreal
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1902-09-21

The wedding Of Miss Edith ". Neal, daughter Oh
Mr. and Mrs. William H. Neal, and William A.
Harding took place Wednesday evening at the
home Of the brides parents No. Ii kenilworth
place. The bride attended by Miss Helen
sallade maid of honor John Kuhn was pest
man. The ceremony followed by q receptlon-
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1902-09-21

The wedding of Miss Clara Drinen daughter of
George c. Drinen. retired naval officer, and Ed
ward NJ Heating took place "Wednesday after
in Our Lady Of Lourdes Church, Aoecoeer-
st. and Broadway. Miss Josephine Drinen acted
as maid of honor.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1902-09-21

The engagement is announced of Miss Katherine
Ogden daughter Of Mr. and Mrs. Alfred ogoeh
ferrnerly of Northumberland. and now OF honkeis
and Morris b Butler son of Dr. and Mrs. William
NJ Butter, OF ClinIon-ave.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1902-09-21

Or and Mrs Dudley d. Roberts. of Cfnton-st
who have been spending the summer at Bay Ridge
are visiting Mrs. Robertss parents. Mr. ana MIS-
Sanford h Steele. of Southbury. Conn
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1902-09-21

The wedding of Miss Edith q. Abercrombie.
daughter of DR.. D. W. Abercrombie, OF Worcester,
Mass. and Arthur E. Clifford, OF Brooklyn, will
take place Wednesday noon. in the First Baptist
Church. Worcester. Mr.. and Mrs. Clifford viii live
an this borough, ia Montague-st,
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1902-09-21

The Rev. DR.. and Mrs Thomas 3. Mcleod and
Miss Leila D. Mcleod, of Clnton-ave. have re-
turned to Brooklyn from Williamstown. Mass.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1902-09-27
GUNNER WHO CUT A FUSE.
Fo.me~ SanatoEn Dangerous Method
OF neducina the Time OF
Roznbsheu

Capt. Barnett's artillery shot at
Chickamaugs,~ said Comrade A. C.
Dobbs, in the Chicago Inter Ocean.
was a remarkable one, but the
navy has a good record in that line
On the Sd Of May. 1884 while the
army OF the James, under Gen. But
Ter, was assembled at Fortress Mon
roe ON board Transports awaiting or
ders 10 proceed up the river to City
Point and Bermuda Hundred, She tug
Charles Chamberlain, which had been
htted up as gunboat, was ordered
to proceed up the river In advance
OF the feet. anil after passing Pow
hatton Point TO drag the river for
torpedoes
The tug was manned by a crew
from the New York naval brigade.
under command OF Lieut. Harris, of
the navy. About noon, on Nav 4.
when between EoCt Powhatton and
Harrison's landing, we saw on the
loft bank OF the river and about half
a mike inland, confederate signal
station or tower, on which a signal
officer was operating with his flag.
The crew were called to quarters,
and shell from six-inch Parrot
rifle was sent in the direction of tho
waving flag. This exploded before
reaching tia destination, and another
shell, with longer fuse was rammed
home aod fred at the plucky signal
officer.
This officer stood on the tower M
plain view and kept his signals going.
We knew, OF course, that he vyas re-
porting TO hts Superiors, and the SEQ
ond shot was aimed with the great
est care. It strsc& the tower. and
man and tower went down together
This was really the first shot fred
in the memorable James river cam.
paign.
The@s was ON board the TUG or
guRboat brigadier general and his
staff, and all were on the bridge
watching the efsects of the shots on
the tower. Just after the second
charge had been remmed homo, and
before IL had been fired, Lieut. Har-
ris told Dnnber, gunner's mate, 10
prepare another sAell with q thirty
second fuse. Dunbar had been Tam
many Hall janitor, but he thought he
had mastered the art of gunnery.
When he received Harris order as 10
a shorter fuse ke had just come out
OF the magazine with a hammer and
cold ehisel In his hands, and be was
ready for business.
HE oficiously caught up sheI,,
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1902-09-27
Norfolk and Western r. r.
May 25th, 1909.
LEAVE RICHMOND DAILY, BYRD
STREET STATION.
May e5th, 1909.

90 A. M NORFOLK LIMITED. Arrives at
Norfolk IL 20 A. II. Stops only ut Pet
ersburg, Wayerly and Suffolk Stops
holding tickets from Richmond and
sos A. N. THF CHICAGO EXPRESS. for
Lynchburg, Roanoke, Columbus and
Chicago. Buffet Parlor Car Petersburg
70 Roanoke. Pullman Sleeper Roanoke
20 Columbus; also, for Bristol, Knox
Vile, and Chattanooga. Pullman Sleep
er Roanoke to Knoxville.
IlOp m, Roanoke Express for Far1nvile,
Lynchburg, Roanoke and intermediate
stations.
SmP. M, ocean Shore Limited Arrives Nor
folk g. % p. NJ. Stops only at Petersburg
Waveriy and Suffolk. Connects at Nor
folk with Steamers TO Boston, Provi-
dence. New York, Baltimore and Wash
TSP. NJ, for Suffolk, Norfolk and informed
late stations Arrives at Norfolk l0:SO
p. M.
esp n. for Lynchburg, and Roanoke. Con-
nects at Lynchburg with Washington
and Chattanooga Limited. Pullman
S-eepers Lynohburg TO Memphis and
ton Cars Radford to Alfalfa, Ala Pull
man Sleeper between Richmond and
ness5Srg sert aSs6 5e eST, for OcsS ,
Fetersburg and Roanoke~
TRAINS arrive Richmond from LynchburR and
the Weet daily :S6 A. ri. /. so p. m. and
no p n; from Norfolk and the East
o6as SIS Main st.
JOHN Z. WAGNER
Oty Passenger and Ticket A,Rt.
O. n. BOSLEY,
Dlssxict Passenger Agent.
W.,B. REvILL.
Geserel Passenger Agent.
Qensrsl Othoe; Roanoke. Va.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1902-09-27
MARRIED SIX TIMES.
Sad Story of a Woman Who Could
Not Say No.
haz0Enantic MisforSuneS OF sonora
Maria Francesca de In Guerra--
All Who Proposed to Hee
Were Made HAPPY.

Few women are placed in such an
EnV1ronment of romantic misfortunes
as has followed Sonora Maria de
IN Guerra since she WAS 10 years
odd AT that age she accompanied
hex mother from New York to San
9 francisco, where the two took. up
'thsir residence. It was here that
she met james Mark, and her first
SVusnanee began Her name at that
s-1u1e was Francesca Marfa> Schultz,
and this affair was highly approved
10y her family, and ,in~due time the
pretty young girl and Mark, who
-7Hcss several years her senior, were
married. They moved into an ele-
get country home, and everything
''Ncast veil until Mark took up politics.
and secured his election to the of
xsee Of eounty sheriff Teen peace fed
0ue the doors of the prosperous,
oSPPy home. and the trouble ended
IN the divorce courts. Mark did not
attach any blame TO his young wife,
IND remembered her handsomely
7E7th share OF hls estate
Thus she found herself a young.
s6aEk-eyed WIDOW with plenty of
;zzEEans, and NATURALLY a great many
ssSdmirers. She was eager to fall in
lowe, for Sic wanted home. So
S<ben Dr charles w. Webb, an Eng
&lsIhman, offered hex his hand, she
!. SSs unable to say no. They were
usrried, but the honey moon had
scarcely ended when husband No. 2
ssSkened with heart disease, nd be-
S5rre many weeks died. leaving his
zft5H young wife poorer by several
Soliers Her fortune was Diminished
sDd she made up her mind that mat
eEinnony was not her lucky star Then
sIbe turned To financieTing and pros
Ysexed She speculated extensively
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1902-09-27

Have you heard the story that goesips tell
1 Burns al Gettysburg 2-No7 All we'll;
Brief is the glory that hero earns.
Briefer the story OF poor John Burns;
He was the fellow who won renovD--
The only man who didn't back down
When the rebels rode through his native
town:
But held his own tn the fight next day.
When an his tov'ustoik ran away.
That was In July, sdxty-threN-
The very day that Gen Lea
Flower OF southern chtvalTy.
Baftied and beaten. backward reesed
Prom stubborn Meade and barren Geld
might tell how. bat the oay before
John Burns STOOD at his cottage-dooV,
Looking down the village street
Where. IN ths shade OF his peaceful vine,
He heard the low OF his gathered kline.
And felt their breath With incense sweek
Or. might say. when the sunset burned
The old farm gable, he thought II turned
The milk that fell like babbling food
Into the min-pail. red as blood
Or. how be fancted the hum OF bees
Were bullets buEzju.g among the trees.
Were stranse 60 p~Dcttcal man 1.-The
Burns
Who minded only be own concerns,
Troubled no more by fancies fne
Than one OF bis oalrn-eyed. lons-taibed
kline
Quite old-sashioned and Tlatser-of -facS,
Slow 20 argue but quick TO act.
That was the reason. as some folks ray,
He fought 30 well on thai terrible day.
And Il wac terriblaL On the right
Rssed for hours the heavy fight.
Thundered the hattsry's double bass
Difhctlt music for men TO face;
While on the left-Ubere now the graves
Un6ulats- Afs,- the kStnS -waxea---
That all the day unoessinS swept
Up 20 the pits tha rebels kept-
Round sho< paowcd the upland glaoee.
Sewn with b1hets reaped with biadesS
Shattered fenoes here and there
Tossed their splintere IN the air:
Tbs very troes were stripped and baTNS
Tie barns thai once held yellow grain
Were heaped with ha<ves<s OF the slain
The cattle beloved OF the plain.
The turkeys screamed with might and
main
And broodtng barn~zowd left their rect.
VIII strange shelLs bursting In each meet.
Juet vhere the tide Of battle turne
Erect and lonely. stood old John Burns
How do you think the man was dressed1
He wore an anolent. long. bun vest,
yellow as safroa-os3 his bestS
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1902-09-27

zslcsf profited handsomely, and every
--l<ing went well with her until she
,a-zzet Wallace Andrews Fitzgerald. Of
New York. the cause. OF her present
=roable. Fitzgerald was good To
&Dok at. He said he was descended
SroHn an Irish king or two. and had
large blue eyes. and the most fascin-
-NtSng gray hair in the world But
NE was a bartender. This did not
suit Mrs. Webb. bat he told her there
VAzHs lot of good in him and that
AL il needed WAS cultivation. He
finally consented TO give up the bar
and turn inancie< on her money
2sStzgerald selected Chicago as the
efiead offering the greatest promise
20 bright young spectators. 50 he
started out with Mrs. Webb's money.
and her promise to become his wife.
Then came along a southern gen
1teznan,~ T. Fl Young by name, who
helped her to forget Fitzgerald, and
sShe outgrowth of this acquaintance
-VVas another marriage. Young got
al of her money, and then decamped
Ills wife followed, and found him
a stormy scene, which might have
: snded In murder, followed. but a
. tragedy was avoided by the arrival
OF John II. Roller, who tlrrashed the
Grassland and gave him over To the
zpudice- Mrs Young secured di-
~Tcrce and married her gallant de-
lender, Roller. The latter soon aft
-sasrward went insane, and again the
wife was compelled to pay for a le-
5 yai separation.
Then Fitzgerald appeared again.
lie had used the $500 he had Dor
Srowed to good advantage, so the
>Nsornan could not say no when he
= xsSEed her to marry him But Fitz-
gerald neglected to provide for her,
and finally went away 20 Arizona or
Mexico.
She was glad to get rid Of ham at
any price, but this was the begin
ming OF her greatest trouble After
IE7tzgerald had departed she met Sc
eEor Carlos de la Guerra, scion of
spanish royalty. Like the other Ave,
s1e fell in love with her, and when
she heard that Fitzgerald had died
sEhe responded to the senor's mag
y1e44c words and agreed to become his
: wife But two mouths after the
= DAY, while she was enjoying the lux
8 Zrtes OF her magnificent homo, a
rude detective, says the Chicago
Tribune, slipped quietly into the
y house, accompanied by Fitzgerald,
-xslso was an exceedingly lively ghost,
r.zznA Informed her that she was a big
-Amss4- This seemed to be true. and
-sssse surprised and disappointed WON.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1902-09-27
c s O
PASSENGER TRAINS LEAVE AND
ARRIVE NEW MAIN-sT. STATION.
AUGUST 18th, 1909.
LEAVE RICHMOND.

7:A5 q m. Daily Newport News Local.
s so o m, Daily For Old Point, Newport
IS minutes to Norfolk. Stops Williams
90 p m, Daily Except sundsygFor Old
Point, Newport and Norfolk. Two
hours and 2S minutes 20 Norfolk. Stops
williamsburg, Newport News and
with washington. Baltimore and Cane SEos
Charles steamers; at Norfolk with Old
5 SO p. M, Daily For Newport News - and old
Point. Makes principal stops.
Main Line West Bound.
lelo a. M. Locial 70 Clifton Forge; Daily 70
Charlottesyille and except Sunday,
Forge connects for Orange, Culpeper
Calverton and Manassas.
b D. M, Daily Cincinnati and Louisville
Express. parlor cafe car 20 White Sui
phur and Hinton. except Sunday Pull
mans from Gordonsville to Cincinnati
1T nsse H sna 5 s1 mss eohne9's t IST
from Gordonville 60 Staunton follows
for local stations, except Sunday.
80 D M, Daily St Louis and Chicago special
TO Cincinnati, Indianapolis and St
Louis Cincinnati TO Chicago Except
Sunday with Parlor-car.
10 30 p. M, f. #. V. Limited except Sunday
60 Gordonsville. Daily beyond. Pull
man to Hinton, connecting with Pull
man to Cincinnati Louisville and the
West Connects for Virginia Hot
Springs.
James River Division.
10 20 a. m. Daily For Lynchhurg, Lexington
New Castle and Clifton Forge; except
sunday for Rosney and Alberene
Parsor car
5;IH p. M, Except Sunday. To Manteo.
Arrive.
PENINSULA DIVISION, - From Norfolk and Old
Point, arrive, 10 a M, daily 20 p. M.
except Sunpay and $3.50 p. m, daily,
Local arrive 30 p. M, daily.
MAIN LINE, From Cincinnati, 40 a M, daily
9:45 n M, except Sunday and 3 80 p. m.
daily. From Clifton Forge 7;l5 p. m
except Sunday from Clifton Forge and
daily from Charlottesville: Local from
Boswell arrives 30 a. m. except sun
day.
JAMES RIVER DIVISION From Clifton Forge
and I4ynchburg q :S5 p. m, daily and &C
a. m, except Sunday from Manteo.
Apply at 800 E. Main, Murphy's Hotel and
Hotel Jefferson for further information, Rates
tickets and Pullman Reservation.
w. o. WARTHEN,
DISTRICT PASSENGER AGENT.
@. Z. DOYLE, II. w. FULLER,
GRN'L MGR. GEN'L P A.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1902-09-27

And. buttoned over his manly breast.
Was bright blue coat with a rolling
collar
And large gilt buttonss-<ase OF dollar
cavalier
He wore broad-brimmed. beli-crownSd
hat.
White as the locks on which X eat.
Never had such a sight been seen
For forty years on the village green
Since old John Burns was a country bean
And went 70 the ''uuilttngs'' bonE ago.
Close at bic elbowe al that oaS.
Veterans OF the Peninsula, =!
Sunburpt aud bearded. charged away;
And strtplinss. downy OF Ep and chin
Clerks that the Home Guard mustered In
Glanced. as they passed. az the hat be
vore.
Then az thu rifle HE right hard bore:
And hailed him from oOt their youthful
lore.
With sorape OF a slenssy reperto4ra:
How are you, White Hair ''P>l, Der
through
Your heads levelr' and bully for you -
Called him 'Daddy"-oesSsd h~'d disclose
The name OF the tailor who made his
CLOTHES,
And what was the valoe he eet 90 those:
While Burma. unmindful OF tesr and scon.
Stood there picking tho rebels or
With his long brown rifle and bep-crown
Aad the swunov-taiIs they were laugh
ing al.
Twas bat q moment. fo~ thai reepeot
Which cloth4s all courage their voices
checked;
ArAd something the v1L5est could undAc
stand
Spake In the old mans strong right hand
And his corded throat end the lurkinS
----frOvn 81 ,-----~---.--- 49,.
on his eyebrows under hse old befs-crcwr-
Until. az they gaEed. there crept an awe
Through the ranks 10 vhlspere. and sorns
men saw.
In the antique veetmenes and long whit<
haiB,
The Past OF the Nation N battle there:
And some OF the eoldiers since declare
That the gieam OF his old white hat affair,
Like the crested piuuss OF the brave rsa
vArr0
That day was their oriGamms of war
Thus ragged the batslsN Voc know the rest
How the rebels. beaten, and backward
pressed.
Broke 81 the flnal charge and ran.
At which John Burns-e practical man
Shouldored his rife, unoent HE brows
And then went back to his bees an6 cows
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1902-09-27

your teeth, said the denttsA -Fou
only think there is"
But the healer, ignoring the rs<nark.
sat down in the chair and WINGED and
moaDed, even as you and l. There
was good deal the msttes, 20 THAI
before her series OF appointments yvas
over bill OF $50 had mounted up
against her At the fret of the usoDth
the dentist sent around his biz
But be was not sharp man m some
ways. He had told her, while opereA-
ing, that he was troubled with rhe.u-
matisn. and in day or two b re-
reived IN reply TO the bill LITTLE Dote.
my dear doctor" IL read, = have
been giving you a series Of aoeent
treatments for your so-cSSed r9ssnma-
tisdn. and find that our t~o birae jaast.
balance
Then the doctor grew vise eznd lee
the matter drop. But, Gays tia New
York Tribune, he does not ope@ssss on
Christian Scientists any more.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1902-09-27

cut the fuse with chisel and hammer.
The friction ignited tho fuse, and
Dunbar, hearing the sputtertng of the
powder, threw the shell from him and
It exploded. smashing some OF the
cabin woodwork and spelling a lot
OF muskets and cutlasses on the after
deck. When the shell exploded the
officers on the bridge around the pilot
house thought the oonfederates had
opened on US from a masked battery,
and In their excitement failed to see
the results of our own gunnerY."
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1902-09-27
GOT wR oNG LICENSE
Chicago soburbassse Tries co Peddse
MINK on n Daily Attested nas-
riaxe Permit

a marriage license nailed 10 .
dairy door viii not satisfy csty IN
speetors looking for q iicense 60 ped
die milk. though il may provide run
for neighbors and bring blustses 60
the checks OF a pretty Dutch dairy
maid
Nicholas Wander Kloch. OF Rose-
Land. called at the Chicago county
building the other afternoon and told
the elevator man he wanted = lioense-
The man directed him. with a twin
kle In his eye. TO Marriage License
Clerk Salmonsou.
How old are you2" Mr.. salmnsnn
asked.
Thirty five"
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1902-09-27
BILLS JUST BALANCED.
why a New York Dentist Has DscIded
Nos to Operate on SoLensAsas
Any More

Many maD-in print-has pad for
Christian Science treatmen3 with
imaginary checks. but it has renained
for a Christian Science healer 60 pus
q similar device into actual practice.
OF course. it happened in New York.
The first Of anything always does hap
pen in New York. \ Christian Science
healer, gender, feminine, age not po-
lite 10 ask. came into the Office OF a
prominent New York dentist recently
and announced that she wanted her
teeth fixed up"
There's nothing the matter with