The Pascagoula democrat-star. (Pascagoula, Miss.) 1878-1920, 1902-02-07
Editorial and Otherwise

A dogs tail never deceives. All lhypo-
crits are humans.
Fine furniture does not make home,
nor lack Of it hovel.
Some men have no ides of humor un-
III they catch the itch.
Sympathy means something more
than saying ~ am sorry"
Homeopathic prayer will not make
amends for allopathic sins.
tits . mighty good thing to be able to
feel young while growing old.
Just SO It Is wedding trip, q woman
isn't particular as to the route.
The copper isn't put down as . soun-
terfeit Just because he looks queer.
Waves Of reform are too often dashed
to spray on the rocks Of indifference.
About all some mortals seem to enjoy
are the misfortunes Of their enemies.
To some men duty calls in q whisper,
while pleasure calls up by telephone.
Hustle wins the race while Wall is
looking FOR good place to start from.
The difference between dollar bill
and silver quarter is seventy-five cents.
The man with the hoe always has
troubles with the man with the dough.
Most OF the songs sung on the stage by
request are at the request Of the singer.
Women are suspicious Of men because
men don't cry when they have troubles.
Wealth is bottomless sea in which
honor and conscience may be drowned.
Some men never think Of the poor
save when their own purses are empty.
Trains and funerals are sometimes
late, but the beer wagon is never delay
ed.
Philosophy triumphs over evils past
and evils to come, but evils triumph
over It.
There may be more ways than one to
kill cat, but the majority Of them are
failures.
Every time two girls kiss each other
In public they imagine the men are
envious.
The man who never weighs anchor
wastes time In waiting for his ship to
come In.
The average monthly salaries of men
teachers in Illinois is $6l.69, and Of
women 1881.
A widow is entitled to her third, but
men are usually shy after she has plant
ed her second.
As love will make wise man act like
. fool, so will interest make fool act
like wise man.
"Thats oil in your rye" remarked the
policeman whom the jnebriate started to
tell . long story.
| When man fails to back the poorest
horse In the race he's very apt to get
there just the same.
Last year the sale Of agricultural ma
chinery In Greece was fourfold that oi
the proceeding year.
The actress who has eyes like diam.
onds is never anxious to lose them tol
advertising purposes.
The man who looks every inch = kine
At night is very likely to feel like th'
; deuce the next morning.
Few actors would be out Of work 1
there were not 40 many people on tn
stage who are not actors.
When church 10 ON fire the organ Il
least likely to be saved because th'
engines can not play on 1t.
a Rock salt is mined and prepared 70
use In the States Of New York, Kansas
Louisiana and California.
We have plenty Of citizens who Gel
tainly make good chess players-it take
them 90 long to get move on.
A sugar company in Hawaii will &c
IN average Of five tons Of sugar per acr
for its whole tract Of 1900 acres.
:. It matters not how graceful girl ma
be, she simply can't enact the part Will
J. trying to climb ont Of . hammock.
The average man has such . goc
memory that he findsit impossible
forget the things he doesn't want to r
member.
Widows are more generous ths
u young girls; girls are looking out 4
number one, while widows would
satisfied with number two.
The foods Of the Mile are 10 regular
their coming that for hundreds Of yea
they have not varied ten days In Il
date Of their arrival at given point.
Since the generality Of persons q
from impulse much moro than fro
principle, men are neither 70 good q
% bad - We are apt TO think Of them.
In New England the sailors carry q
tallsman bone taken from . livi
turtle, . pebble fFoms fshhawks n
or small bone from The head Of . q
Z A younG lady ID Illinois who Y
fame BY raising poultry. recently m
risd . man By The name Of HoR and '
dsvots her ame u futurs y raising pi
Tho thing 70 DO Il not 70 " 10 M
your wife think you haven't bssn drll
Inc, but y try b make her think J
never can touch drop Wit6oat ~
ing 70 your hsad.
Never talk q psopls BY Aints, III
innpNIdoos, and speh meon 6oylaoA
you have anything n ~, onl wllA
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