West Virginia daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1894-1902, 1902-05-15
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| It's a great deal when eacl
player gets four Of kind.
The natural selection Is usually
the best umbrella In the rack.
/ Dead men tell no tales. bot many
posthumous stories get into print
i No woman has right to pose as
a beauty at the expense OF hei
druggist.
It isn't what a man Is, bat rather
what he pretends to be, that make
him ridiculous.
The Beef trust has at last bee u
put to the inconvenier &C and tx
peuse of hiring a lawyer
Pride and prejudice prevail over
women, bat politics puts the pre-
varica,tng polish on men.
SCI ms strange how small a man
can be. and imagine that the whole
world Is going to see him b, and
by.
Flummery, fake and foolery gov.
ern the world. You need not be
weak nor wise to be congressman
nowadays.
The foolish man breaks down In
business compile ely busted; the
wise man breaks up with pockets
full of cash.
You may not be able to learn
anything new, but there are people
In the world who can teach you
something old.
Papa, If you hadn't married
mamma" "Well?' What lot
of fun me and you could have de-
Ing as we please!"
Nature paints things red In the
fall-and many a man Is able to
trace his fall back to the time when
he painted things red.
The Bulls and the Bears of the
stock markets would die of starva.
ton were 1t not for the jackasses
they catch between deals.
So far no effort has been made to
explain that the large shipments of
mules to South Africa are RESPONSE
BILE for the high price of beef.
When you love, don't love so
sweetly that 1t sours your stomach;
and, when you hate, don't hate so
severely that 1t embiters your whole
life.
Mrs. Lewis Wetzel left Wednes
day to join her husband at Sisters.
vile. John Mclaughlin has rented
the Wetzel farm.-Ravenswood
News.
II made ugly faces at your stuck
up sister the other day. bat l sup
pose she didn't see me-" ooh, yes,
she did, but she thought they were
natural"
J. L. Poe went to Tyler County
this week to look after a new so
barrel oil we'll that came In on his
farm there last week.-Ravens.
wood News.
So Minister WI has finally had
his feelings injured. We feared
something of the sort might happen
If he continued to discuss public
matters so freely.
The Philadelphia ballot box up
holsterers have returned to stand
trial. Now here Is a chance for the
prosecuting officials to do a little
penitentiary stufiug.
1t Is reported that the Car has
decided to be less of an autocrat.
He sets an excellent example for
the few gentlemen who are direct
Ing national legislation.
Take away from foolish people
the false idea that prayer and faith
will save them, and perhaps they
will be more generous towards
their unfortunate neighbors.
The country managed to restrain
all undue enthusiasm when that
we'll known hero, Rear Admiral
C1owninshield, boarded the battle
ship Illinois and unfurled his flag.
If we could always see the posi-
bilities of the future, as we saw
them when our first literary pro-
duction appeared In the county
newspaper, this would be the
brightest world In the solar system.
Get free sample OF Chamber
lain's stomach and Liver Tablets at
c. W Grier's drug store. They
are easier to take and more pleas
ant In effect than pills. Then their
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