The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1902-03-13
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"Pa. what Is a pre- glacial MANI
"Why. man before he had to pay Ice
bills, of course"
Miss White. believer mo. | am
Miss Green" "oh. pawdon me! I'm
color blind, y'know."
Chureh-What is the principal musl.
cal Instrument In China-the lyre7
Gotham-No; believe 1t Is the loot.
"Let me but own the EARTH" said the
fnancier, with characteristic brayado,
land care not who writes the people 8
songsw
Teacher-What Is synonym
Bright Boy-It's a word you use In
place of another one when you don't
know how to spell the other one.
Grandpa's birthday: MANY happy
returns Of the day. grandpa; and nam.
ma says IL you give us each City cents
we mustn't lose it."-FIarlem Life.
Mother is always telling me not to
bolt my food said small boy. 'and
now she has gone and bolted the cup
board that has got all the ylctuals."
The Artlst-And, then, have yougiven
sufficient attention TO the technlquef
Prospective Customer Well-er-per-
haps not. | was thinking of the prlcei
Ocular Demonstration: Mrs. Decol-
lete, over there, puts every cent her
husband makes on her back" Hes
making very little, then. "-Philadel-
phia Press.
Mr.. Botts-I think. my dear have at
last found the key TO success. Mrs.
Botts-Well. just as like as not you'll
not be able to find the keyhole.-Yon.
kers Statesman.
Proud of the Boy: Doctor-Pears to
me lalk de boy dun got acute lndere-
shun. Aunt Lucy Smiling through her
tears)-Dat's' 1t, doetahl Dat boy. sick
er well, dun eb'ryt'ing cute.-Judge.
Prostrated. First Fly-Come quick.
mother! Sister has been drinking some
OF that poison they tried to fool US
with. Second Fly-Oh! Where is she?
ioA 3ii vi ibf AtilliB III
dead faint.-Lifc.
The Important Question: Mrs. Dash.
lelgh-Do you believe II Is possible as
Mrs. Roosevelt says. for n woman to
dress on three hundred dollars n year?
Mrs. Kafllppe-It may be possible, but
what's the use,-Exchange
Drain on the Empire: "If the war
continues, gronned the British peer,
I'VE shall run out of metal" For max
Ing guns for the menYn asked the
friend. NO; for making medals for
the officers. Chicago News.
DR. A.-why do you always make
such particular inquiries as to what
your patients eat? Does that assist you
In your diagnosis? DR.. B.-Not much;
but II enables me to ascertain their So
cial position and arrange my fees ae-
cordingly.-Tit-Bits.
The lesson bad been about the prodl-
gal sou. and the entire Sunday school
had been properly impressed. The SUI
perintendent asked: Now. my little
friends. who stood by. obIeeting to this
proposed banquet to the prodleal?"
And voice in far corner answered.
"The calf"
Pure Accident: Flanagnn-Hlyinsi
man. phwat's the matther wild yer
faceq Hanagan-Falth. twas an acct
dent. Tn ould woman throwed plate
at me. Flanagan-An dye call that an
accident? Hanagan-Av coorse! Didn't
she hit PLAT she aimed at?-Philadel-
phla Press.
Father" he said. do you think
would be justified in getting married
on an income Of SIS per week. Papa
Why, you young profligate. you never
earned n penny in your life. Son-No.
but | can marry that handsome type
writer girl that works for you.-Baltl-
more World.
His Mission; at is your aim, of
COURSE" said his intimate friend. ito
make people think" NO replied the
popular lecturer, in burst of conf
dence, "my business is TO make people
think they think-or, rather. to make
them think think they think. Chi.
cago Tribune.
NO" said the stubborn citizen, Il
never confess that am In the wrong"
"Why noty" There is no use of It. Ii
A man mckes n mistake In this life there
are thousands of people ready to take
hold and advertise 1t, without his lift
ing his voice to swell the clamor."-
Washington Star.
You know, John. you promised me a
seal. skin wrap. and" "And you
promised to keep my stockings darned
and you haven't done it," well, you
don't mean to say you'll break your
promise on that accountY" We'll it's
just like this: "You don't give darn
and don't give wrap
City Magistrate-of course | don't
wish to stand 10 the way of my daugh-
ter's happiness, but know so little of
you. Mr. Hawkins. What is your vo-
cation? Mr. Hawkins talrily)-Oh. |
poetry. noyels-er-plays
and that sort of thing. City Magistrate
Indeed! Most interesting. Aud how
do you lIve?-punch.
1t Got There Just the Same: Mabel
Such joke on Mr.. Gnyboy. We
were out on the balcony between the
dances, and he got the sleeve of his
dresscoat all over red paint from one
of the posts that were just painted.
Maud-And did you so near he post?
Madeline. Why? Maud Because you