Arizona republican., 1902-09-14

angry himself. Individually, I don't care any mere for MT. Morgan than l do for Paddy the Pig or Grand Central i Pete, but I drifted on board this craft fer the purpose of getting a view or so Of his frame. I've got one, and I'm 90 l ing to get some others before he gets 1 off the boat. As for you, I'd recom- ment you to fetch that club of yours to parade rest real quick, or I'll just take you by the slack of your waistcoat and toss you over the side, even if you were the secretary to four Morgans and Q couple Ahkounds of Swat besides ! that's what I'll do with you, Willie" The important secretary subsided ! promptly, and MT. Morgan rushed to i the purser's room 10 set away from , the camera. They all caught him with their lenses as he started on his dog trot, and, with one leg in the air and his yachting cap pulled down over one | car, the eminent financier in these [ pictures-which were published the next day-only needed q cutlass be- tween his teeth to resemble a glass eating and sulphur-b burning pirate of the Spanish Main as depicted by How ard Pyle.
 Then they all went down in a body to the purser's room. where MT. Nor gan had taken refuge. They found him seated in a corner of the room. which, nevertheless, was in strong light, and very well adapted for pho tographic purposes. The great money man was tilted back in Q chair. groWl- ing angrily, with a cigar clapped into his countenance at the precise angle affected by Chuck Connors, One-Eyed af trih which is little eccentricity of the emil nent financier.
 One by one the photographers passed before the door of the purser's room, shooting away ct the wTathful looking organizer of everything, and the DOT traits that they thus secured made MT. Morgan look fer all the world like sullen mastiff just about to make q final effort to chew his tethering rope. Before MT. Morgan became aware of what they were doing and kicked the purser's door to, all of them had taken these horrible negatives of him.
 The notable women who, arriving from Europe during the past fortnight,
 Intellectually strove to escape the cam eras, were rewarded for these efforts by having snapshots of themselves
 
 them look like composites of washer women. gypsies and chorus girls. The Vanderbilt party tried to keep news papers, haEdkerchiefs, parcels and all sorts of things before their faces Gs they stood upon the pier on the morn ing oi their arrival, but the photog- raphers, not to be thwarted, buzzed around them like bumblebees. and all succeeded in snapshooting the women f the party ;n the most grotesque and absurd attitudes.
 The duchess of Marlborough was in particular the victim of the newspaper cameras. Now. the duchess of Marl- borough is not pretty woman. She
 is very far from that, and all of the
 dealized portraits of her made by French painters and published in the Sunday supplements of the New York yellows will never make her a pretty woman. But she is at least present. able, albeit her figure is slender to the point of cancellation, and her counte- nance is in no wise interesting. But the snapshots that were taken of the unfortunate American duchess by the newspaper camera eliekers simply