The Red Cloud chief., 1902-11-14
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SMALL boy in one Of our dis.

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oh said the lady. you must study
hsrd or you will never be president Of
the United States" 'No. ma'am.- re.
piled the boy. Il don't expect 10 be;
I'm a democrat
a clergyman was surprised one dav
at receiving a basket Of potatoes from
an old oms in his parish. with a
message saying that as he had remark
Ell Ia his sermon on the previous sun.
day that some common taters- com
m~entatorsi did not agree with him.
he had sent him some real good ones
$50
An exchange has discovered that the
moon gets full but she 20 : on shining:
the rain drops but +, gets up again.
the stars Dot but do not xii the
willows weep but never she'd a tear.
night falls, bu. doesn't break: dav
breaks but doesn't fall; the ifs swallows
and the swallows fly: the bees buzz
and 20 do the girls.
49,
a scientist say that IF the earth
was hsttened the sea would be two
miles deep all over the world AT er
due meditation a Kansas editor gives
out The following eff ans man is
caught flattening GU thu earth shoot
him on the spot, and don't be too
blamed particular what spot. There's
a whole lot of Us in Kansas that can't
swim
A clerical gentleman who wished 10
assist a young journalistic friend,
wired 10 General Kitchener. during
the peace negotiations ia Africa. ask.
ing him il Peace, Perfect Peace
would be an appropriate hymn for
the coming Sunday services Hitch.
ener wired back, suit yourself. but
| think Onward Christi.n Soldiers
quite a. good
The star boarder a. a certain New
York ~-travern." who was reading hi
paper at breakfast, suddenly gave a
ON shrek aud fell to the floor The
more curious amoung those present
picked up the paper and saw what had
shocked him. IL was an item reading:
California will ship 100000 poands
Of prunes to the eastern markets this /
al
Ne ,dville mo Messenger: The
country papers have many faults. they
make many blunders and leave undone
many good works. Yet when you fol-
lpw them month after mouth you are
struck with the uuanimity with which
they staniloyally by their community,
and the consistency Wit which they
preach the doctrine OF citizenship and
fair play in all thiuss
Every pm Usher k-ovs tina, typo.
graphical errO : are gift a With preset.
c.. cunning and ~maleyolence They
ia darkness and hiding until
suspicion has been lulled and then
they spring upon their inspecting
At Minneapolis the other
day Governor Riddle tried TO say some
thing pleasant in his Messenger about
Mr.. Porter's grocery. When the paper
appeared be found be had paid an 10.
fine compliment to Mr.
grocery
4 citizen was Overheard TO make an
ungallent remark on the street the
other day He said his neighbor was
speaking TO him about the heavy ex-
pense connected with keeping a family.
and asked: ID mt you find it So"
No, | use my wi:e's temper for a
furnace. her feet for a refrigerator.
her company manners for sugar. and
have tousus a the year round. 30
you see my expenses ara very lisLt
49,
Mary azi a little lamb; that time IA,
passed. GTsy. No lamb could follow
up Z - gait that Mary COS to-day.
For u1E he rides on air shoi wheels
IN skirts 20 short Jy Ia f. 10 lambkin
sAar : her airy aicht but you can SEE
h-- calf Bat who i there that can
complain ~ cry in woe. Alas s.
long - G.-y, calls all right the lamb
can - % grass 81 all the men de-
light 20 gaze their joy l. not a sham.
for wALls the J-hs- liter, 1ls they
have L. u-- for lamb