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Albuquerque weekly citizen. (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1891-19??, 1902-02-15

ting with his brother. IS " ted,
and sister. Mrs. Myers. In this O.
Mrs. Ben Hays and children n for
Trinidad where they viii yigt for
some time with the former parents.
Mrs. HAYS and youngest child are in
de 'icatc health.
George !. Spccr. of Greeley. Colo.
who about n year ngO asked the city of
Ration for franchise TO put IN n com
pcting telephone system at this place.
IL IN the city this week
George j Spccr representing the In
dependent Telephone company Of Colo
RADIO made application 90 the city
council at the meeting Of that body
held Tuesday night for franchise TO
establish n telephone system In this
city. The matter was referred 90 a
special committee.
The q. X. o. dance which. by the
way, was one of the most DELIGHTFUL
functions the club has ever given. was
arranged as q farewell TO Miss Sarah
Mendelsohn. who left Ration for her
home at Madison Wis. II Is her pur-
pose 10 enter the state university at
that place for four years course.
Albuquerque weekly citizen. (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1891-19??, 1902-02-15
Mines and Minerals

four-inch standard iron pipes. Up.
ward OF FIVE miles of IL will he laid and
connections made between their water
supply and the mill by March and then
silver bullion will I've a steady ship
ment. A force of men are employed at
present III taking out the good ore val.
ucs found in all levels and putting II
upon the dump preparatory to starting
up the mil This camp has the prom
Use OF bright future and will probably
hc one of the best In southwest New
Mexico. The ores are silver of high
value carrying gold.
A correspondent from Pinos Altos
TO the silver City Enterprise says. As
rs well known Pinos Altos has been n
steady gold producing camp for many
years and there Ia every reason to be-
lieve that we are entering upon n
period of greater prosperity than we
have ever known before. Men who
we're formerly working for wages are
now prospecting or working claims OF
their own. Many excellent prospects
are reported, and the mines on the
west side of the mountains. and the
Mountain Key give promise of soon be.
coming large producers. Two concen-
traitors and one mill are running full
capacity every day and II has been
limited that the company mines may bo
In operation again before great while.
The mountains around Pinos Altos
have much gold to be given up ana our
citizens will never rest until they Sc
cure more of IL.
Albuquerque weekly citizen. (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1891-19??, 1902-02-15
RAILROAD IMPROVEMENTS.
The Santa Fe Is Double Tracking Its
Line Over the Ration Mountains.

II does not look as If the Santa Fe
Railway company has any intention AT
present of giving up its Ration tunnel
route from Colorado into New Mex
leo. as has been rumored from time to
time. A large construction force has
almost completed the double tracking
of the route from Morley Colo. to the
tunnel on the Colorado side. Bridges
and viaducts have been widened and
steel rs supplanting wood. Eighty
pound rails are being laid and the bal
last is small hard stone, making very
substantial and smooth roadbed. Con
siderable filling had to he done. In
cutting away additional earth and rock
in the cuts 10 make room for the sec
ond track. extensive strata of coal
have been uncovered but a few feet be-
meath the surface. demonstrating that
the Ration mountains contain practic-
ally an inexhaustible supply of coal.
Albuquerque weekly citizen. (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1891-19??, 1902-02-15
HOSTETTER'S
STOMACH BlTTERS

levels In which you can see the yellow
metal without n glass.
Several parties are working In diff
ferent mines in Prolzman gulch. just
across the mountain from this camp.
Considerable development work Is be.
ing done and some gold-bearing ore
taken out
All Is hum and buzz at the St | az.
arus Lave steam up tor pumping water
and testing the machinery A good
streak of ore mas been struck in the
tunnel and they expect to fiud the
main ore body soon.
Charles Meyers. superintendent of a
group of copper claims near San An.
tonlto. visited the camp and hargaincd
with Superintendent Congor for fine
team of horses Charley was engineer
AZ the st. Lazarus under Superintend
cnt cKidon.-Cerrillos Register.
Albuquerque weekly citizen. (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1891-19??, 1902-02-15
RICH GOLD STRtkE.
Made Within Eight Miles Of Town Of
Tularosa.

A rich gold strike was made last
Friday, eight miles northeast of Tu-
larosa. by Frank T. Clark. A. l.. Doug
lass and Fred Gritzmacher. The news
spread like fire and prospectors are
coming in from Lincoln, Socorro and
Dona Ana counties and stalking claims.
Tularosa people in a body went out to
the locality and staked of claims.
Some OF the rock brought into town
---couglomeIatc rock-was fun M gold,
which could be seen plainly without
glass and when panned out showed a
long string of free gold and small mug
gets. A number of claims have been
taken up by different parties and all
oi them show free gold.
The owners aer working their claims
The claims are located four miles froisi
the railroad. Tularosa Democrat
Albuquerque weekly citizen. (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1891-19??, 1902-02-15
Made a Discovery.

T. $. Roach, who bought forty acre
farm under the Woodlawn ditch
some months ago found large
number Of cantaloupes on the ground
and has been feeding them to his COW.
She has fattened nicely and is giving
the richest of milk and butter. as re-
suit OF the diet its effects being just
like that produced by fresh green
grass. His horses also are thriving on
the same diet, the supply on the farm
being ample for all Mr.. Roach's ami
mails during the winter.--Roswell Res
ister
Albuquerque weekly citizen. (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1891-19??, 1902-02-15
COMMITTED SUICIDE.
Separated From His Wife. FL Paso
Man Took Poison.

The I'll Paso News says that dis
heartened because his wife was separ
atcd from him. Ed. Biron committed
suicide in that city Saturday afternoon
by swallowing nearly an ounce OF
laudanum.
Biron was found dead In room No.
AT the Arlington hotel. He had de
liberately planned and carefully exc
cuted his plans The door was secure
~ locked and y was necessary for the
authorities to break II open to enter
On the bed they found the lifeless body
OF Biron with half emptied two-ounce
bottle of laudanum and letter beside
him. The letter was sealed and ad
dressed to his wife at Lordsburg, n
NJ. and Justice Spencer, who was
called in tn investigate. opened the
missive and read II to endeavor 70
learn therefrom why the man had
taken his own life.
Albuquerque weekly citizen. (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1891-19??, 1902-02-15
CLAYTON.

From the Enterprise
Clayton needs fire company and II
seems she ought to have one.
Mrs. A. Wamsley and daughter Miss
Mary. are visiting friends and rela'
tives In Folsom this week.
Little Kathleen. daughter OF Mr.. and
Mrs. J. G. Hill. accidentally burned
herself rather seriously with condens
ed I've last Saturday.
Melvin Thorpe. brother OF Mrs. FL
Zen Taylor. paid Clayton visit Mel
win Ia an old timer in Union county
and everyone knows him.
J. w. Inman has accepted the posi-
ton of night engineer OF the Clayton
electric light and waterworks plant
Mr.. Inman In just out from Missouri
Albuquerque weekly citizen. (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1891-19??, 1902-02-15
TUlAROSA.

From the .,Smocrat.
Mrs. John NJ. Hernandez Is sick with
pneumonia.
Mrs. Noah Ellis went to Texas to
wait on her husband who Is very III
and not expected to live.
Why in the name of common sense
don't the railroad company place a
sign at the depot with the name of this
town--Tuarosa-- t..
George Carl is completing fish
pond on one of his Sacramento noun
tain ranches. II will be over ten feet
deep and cover some ten acres OF
land. He will stock II with fish from
the government hatcheries
Albuquerque weekly citizen. (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1891-19??, 1902-02-15
DE MING.
From the Headlight.

TrCm INC Headlight.
Mrs. u. H. McDaniels. of Cook s
Peak Is now in Demine and will re-
main for an indefinite period
T Hall died in the hospital of this
city after an Illness of only three days.
Mr.. Hall came from Camden. n. j.
II. Miliink. of Garfield avesue. Kan.
sas City. Mo, passed from this life az
the hospital at Deming having been
sick only five days. Mink was strick.
On with pneumonia
Thomas Nantz. attorney for the Col
den Cross and Eagle Mining company
and whose home is N Terra Haute. In
diana. left for New Orleans. Louisiana
Mr., Nantz has not been well for some
time and thought that a trip to the
sunny south might do him good.
Albuquerque weekly citizen. (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1891-19??, 1902-02-15
San Lazarus culch.

William AtchisOn Ia Feeding the
hungry and wearing the same good
natured smile as Of yore.
The cold snap and heavy snow oi
last week. caused work on the Gold
Standard to be suspended for short
time.
We hear that the owners of the
North Star mine adjoining the Mckin
ley on the south. have granted a sixty
day option on their property to some
eastern capitalists.
Andriano. Hall and I.ofinok think the
Mckinley 10 all right. They are taktna
ore from the twenty-five and sixty-foo'
Albuquerque weekly citizen. (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1891-19??, 1902-02-15
CONSTIPATION.

When your food does not digest prop.
erly the bowc.s become clogged and
the liver inactive The poisons and
Impurities that should be carried on
are thus allowed To accumulate. caus-
Ing nausea, sick headache. indigestion,
dyspepsia and biliousness. The best
medicine to cure constipation and pre-
vent these diseases Is Hostctter's
stomach Bitters. Try bottle and be
rpny WINGED
Albuquerque weekly citizen. (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1891-19??, 1902-02-15

yers, three hotels, two barber shops.
one bank and another one coming
two churches. two drug stores. two
newspapers. two surveyors. two land
agents one blacksmith, "A school
house. two bakeries. one tailor and
two laundrios.- Star
Albuquerque weekly citizen. (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1891-19??, 1902-02-15
RATION.

From the Range.
A defective Hue drove our Methodist
friends from their usual place OF wor-
ship last Sunday.
l.. Il. Whited. OF San Marcial. 10 Wis.
Albuquerque weekly citizen. (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1891-19??, 1902-02-15
RURAL MAIL DELIVERY.
Roswell to Have the First Route In
tho Territory.

Postmaster Mathews has received
notice that the rural route petition OF
Roswell has been granted and viii be
established March |.
As stated In these columns several
weeks ago. this route will leave the
city limits on North Missouri avenue.
The course will then be east to the
east line of the John Stone tract,
thence south and east to South
Springs ranch and return.
Spivy Neatherlin will have charge
and will no doubt make an accommo-
dating carrier.-Record.
Albuquerque weekly citizen. (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1891-19??, 1902-02-15
LAS VEGAS.
From the Record.

From the Record.
Pete Lynn Is able / be about again
after recovering from an attack OF the
measles.
William b. Strap. Joe Young and
w II. Strap returned from ten
days overland trip to the Red River
country.
J. Mink, father of Mrs. W. w Reed
OF Anton Chico. ,ied at that place
aged SIS years. Mr.. Mink was a pion
Ger OF Anton Chico having lived in that
vicinity for the past fifty years.
At regular meeting of the +. Rp
nero Hose and Fire company l.. w
HELD was presented with a beautiful
gold badge bearing the following en-
graved Inscription: presented by f.
Romero Hose and Fire company &c
ex-Foreman l.. w Ilfeld. 1901"
Adelaide Gonzales started for the
FL Porvenir mountain resort, He hat
only gone as far as jefferson Reynolds
residence. on the Hot Springs boule
ward when his horse took fright at 8
COW and ran away smashing his buggy
into many pieces. Mr.. Gonzales es
capped unhurt.
Albuquerque weekly citizen. (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1891-19??, 1902-02-15
From the optic.

y iNli 'ut oHti's
Mrs Mary T.. McMahan was grant
ed absolute divorce from Charles ID.
McMahan. They are residents OF Col
fax county. The decree was handed
down by Judge w. J. Mills court.
Mrs. Peabody. who is now visiting
in Denver, suffered the misfortune of
having her mouth cut by n dentist VINO
allowed an instrument to slip while
working on her teeth. She has almost
recovered and will return home next
Saturday.
Corporal Raymond I. Lewis. United
states army. OF the recruiting station
at Trinidad Colo, Is in town look
| ing over the ground with view OF
establishing a recruiting station here.
/ He has placed recruiting posters In
many conspicuous places. which give
all the information regarding enlist
ments
The postofiice authorizes have grant
ed n daily mail between Las Vegas
and Santa Rosa to begin at once. In
stead Of waiting until the first part OF
/ July. Eugenio Romero, who operates
! the stage ille between this city and
the new Rock Island metropolis will
| also carry the mail. This will be Of
great advantage TO Las Vegas mer
chants and also to travellers who de
sire to make Rock Island points.
! Robbers got in their work at Chi
huahua and took everything In sight
They entered the house of Mrs. Luce
I.ucero by breaking window glass
and opening the window and took hei
groceries and clothing. They also en-
tered the house of Mrs. Rebecca Luce
ro and took her groceries and nearly
all of her clothing. II is estimated that
from the two houses 5000 worth OF
clothing was taken The thief is be
leved to be known to the officers. buI
has not yet been arrested.
Albuquerque weekly citizen. (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1891-19??, 1902-02-15
ROSW ELL.
From the REGISTER.

From the Register.
Mrs. J. O. Cameron arrived from
Carlsbad to visit week with her
friend. Mrs w. w. Ogle
J. NJ. Powell one Of the instructors
in the public school received tele-
gram announcing the death of his
mother in Odessa, Mo, and left for
that place.
There are over fifty members in the
Carpenters union of Roswell, forty
five OF whom i've in the town. At a
meeting on Thursday night of last
week applications were received from
three boss carpenters for workmen,
but none were reported idle.
The reception held at the Baptist
church last Thursday evening for the
new pastor. Rev Anderson. brought
out a goodly number OF that congrega.
ton, a very pleasant time is report
ed. The ladies decorated the church
with house plants and served refresh
ments of coffee and cake.
The following local mail contracts
have been awarded by the postoiiice
department: From Roswell to Lin
coin. daily except Sunday. to u. w
Scott. TOR sl725: from Roswell to
| Fort Sumner. once week. To Jesus
| Silba. for $500; from Cloudcroft via
| Pine Springs. Upper Pehasco. Elk
| Lower Pehasco. and Hope to Steg
f. Hinkle. for 1886: and from Weed
To Upper Pehasco, three times a week
to James + Hinkle. for 5000.
Albuquerque weekly citizen. (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1891-19??, 1902-02-15

Santa Rosa now mas nfteen saloons,
nine restaurants. eight stores. two
lumber yards. two meat markets. two
livery stables. three doctors. four law
Albuquerque weekly citizen. (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1891-19??, 1902-02-15

and is a brother of j. p. Inman, of Tex
line
Albuquerque weekly citizen. (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1891-19??, 1902-02-15
From the Record.

From the Record
Al Garrett returned from his ranch
thirty miles northwest of town. where
, he started his pumping plant for she
winter. Mr.. Garrett has two wells
there over 400 feet deep, over which
he has twenty-five foot windmills. To
assist the heavens in furnishing power
he has small steam engine at each
place which he runs night and day
| during the dry season.
II. u. Hobson. who has lust return
ed from a trip to the north, reports
| that he crossed the trCil of the band
Of horse thieves who stole the herd
| from Roswell ten days ago. The out
| laws. consisting of three whites, one
negro and one Mexican. stopped al
c. c. Martins sheep camp. he says
| on Tuesday of last week, and after
| rartaking of sumptuous lunch. tool
| their departure. Before leaving they
| re ieved the herders of valuable
| Winchester rife, which they carried
away as a souvenir of their visit.
| The celebrated case against Gus
| Lard OF Hagerman. came to an enc
this week. About four years ago tho
| young man was tried before the dis
trict court and fined $500 for an as
sault with deadly Weapon The cast
was appealed To the territorial su
| preme court. and the decision OF thu
lower court affirmed. because of sb'
non-appearance of the defendant. BE
| fore any further action was taken J
| r. Lard. the father OF the offender
| called on the clerk Of the court IL
Roswell and paid the fine and costs
amounting in all to &569.25.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-04-09
RFREooA.s TRIUMPH

The beautiful frama entitled Re.
becca 8 Triumph, will be PIT sented In
the opera house, April 10, under the
auspices OF the Ladies union OF the
Universalist church. 1t is a drama In
three acts, and following is the cast OF
characters:
Mrs. Rokeman, a wealthy lady,
Mary Fullerton
Mrs. Delaine, a widow,
Mrs. C. N. Benedict
Rebecca, a founding,
Mrs. F. H. Rogers
Clarissa Goldman, spinster,
Mrs. W. F. Richardson
Our Club.
Dora Gaines, Mrs. G. w, Mcfarland
Sadie Morrell, Lila Morse
Jennie Woodman, Maude Coburn
Nellie Dunbar. Matte Williams
Emma Stevens, Maude Mute
Grace Greenwood, UIa AVerlli
Maria Gray, blanche Aley
Alicia Leeds, Lillian Maltlh
Bessie Green, Blanche kidder
Katie Conner, n Irish girl,
Edith Britton
Gyp, a colored girl, Mrs. Mason Paige
Meg, a vagrant, Mrs +. IT, Cu1ler
Pianists, Mrs. Alva Eastman,
Ivis Averill
First and second mandolin,
Alva Eastman, Joseph jenkins
They are being drilled bv Miss
Blanche Tilden, which is sufficient
proof Of success. 3oo'o| .
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-04-09
Mr.. AND MRS. PETER HOFFMAN, KYLERTOWN. Pa

lER. PETER HOFFMAN,, Kylertown,
V Pa, writes:
= twas deaf for Ave years and could
ind no help. I was completely deaf,
was afflicted with shortness Of breath,
bronchitis, trouble in the throat, so that
was in misery. Through one Of Dr..
Hartman's almanacs I decided to try
Peruna, and bought bottle.
II took three bottles and now feel real
well; my hearing is good again; I can
breathe without difficulty; my throat is
no longer inf1amed. I followed all the
directions, and can now say that DR..
Hartman's Peruna has cured me.
II recommend it to all suffering with
catarrh. an seventy.One years old,
have an appetite again and can work.
Jfeel ten years younger
When old age comes on, catarrhal dig
eases come also. Systemic catarrh is al
most universal in old people.
This explains why Peruns has become
10 indispensable to old people. Peruna
u their safeguard. Peruns is the only
remedy yet devised that meets these
cases exactly.
Such cases cannot be treated locally
nothing but an effective SYSTEMS rem
edy could cure them. This is exactly
what Peruna Is.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-04-09
ROXBURY.

L. J Williams OF Lebanon, N. H.. :,
was in town one day last week.
Mr.. Barney Of Swanton was In town
last week. We understand he intends
to start the quarry in a short time.
M. j. Rich of Leominster, Mass,
was in town last week and decided his
farm to E. G. Flint.
Miss H. Frances Hanlon is visiting
In Boston.
Bert Spaul1 ing and Nellie An.
drews are at home from their work at
Leominster, Mass.
The Good Templars held sugar So
cial Tuesday evening.
There will be a dance in the town
hall Friday evening of this week,
MILFORD Raymond and Josie Gusha
were married in Marshield recently.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-04-09
EA TEE SALE

The Easter Sale oy 1.-THE ladies OF
the church Of the Good Shepherd in
the church vestry last evening was one
the most successful ever held.
The vestry was very beautifully
trimmed, seven booths being
around the room In the following or.
der:
The apron booth, which was presid.
ed oven by Mrs. Brock, Mrs Clark and
Mrs. Hyland, was filed with aprons
of all descriptions and for all purposes.
Here also was on exhibition beauti-
tiful quilt made by the Junior Auxi-
liary.
At the fancy table, Mrs. Williams,
Mrs. Dale and Miss Kennedy presld'
ed On this table were displayed two
beautiful quilts made by Mrs. Micah
Frenc who is SO years Of age.
At the decorated china booth, Mrs.
A. o. Cummings of Montpelier had
charge and displayed some OF her
beautiful painted china.
On the next table very pretty as
sortment of children's white goods
was displayed by Mrs. Gilbertson and
Mrs. Wheeler.
The candy table was feature OF
the evening on which was displayed
some very delicious home made candy.
delicious ice cream was served by
Mrs. Trail Mrs. Peer, Mrs. Turner
and Mrs. Cole.
The pop corn stand was presided
over by Mrs. Morrison, Mrs. French
and Mrs. Stone.
A fine array Of potted plants from
Emslie's greenhouse was also exhibit.
ed
At the close Of the evening a very
pleasing entertainment was rendered
by the young people, consisting OF the
following program:
Song, The Huntsman, High School
choir.
Farce, No Cure No Pay, six young
la1ies.a
Violin solo, selected, Prof. Lentini
English May Drill, twelve girls.
Recitation, selected, Miss Ken
nedy.
Song, Rival Of the Leaves, High
School choir.
The affair was a success from every
standpoint and great credit is due te
the ladies who had it in charge.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-04-09
GET READY FOR IT.

The Warm Weather 10 Coming on.
IN our climate Spring Turns to
. MINOR In q Week.Prepate for tho
Transformation.
Your blood is no doubt in bad order
thick, sullen and sluggish from Win
ter, overeating and want OF exercise
and care. The case with everybody
You are precisely in the coalition in
which warm weather diseases will be
glad to find you. Fevers, Malaria,
Bowel Complaint, Nervous Disorders,
Summer Colds. etc, have an easy
time with people whose blood is al
ready full Of poisons. Get rid Of these
vile and dangerous impurities now.
A bottle or two, perhaps less, OF
Cal.cura Solvent, the new medicine
discovered by the well.known DR..
David Kennedy, of DR.. Kennedy Row,
Kingston, N. Y. will do the work to
certainly. You will neither lose
the opportunity nor waste your
money. A brief use Of this medicine
will drive that dull feeling out Of your
head and that strange aching out of
your muscles. 1t is Spring medicine
be ond comparison. 1t it worthy OF
the abused adjective, ELEGANT
Don't stand waiting and debating
between this and a hundred other pois'
ible Spring cleansers. One is enough
il it's right, ard Cal-cura Solvent Is
right. DR.. Kennedy has said: II re-
gard Cal.cura Solvent as the browning
achievement of my life." Remember:
Only one DR.. David Kennedy has ever
lived in Rondout, City Of Kingston,
N. Y, and his latest medicine is call
ed Cal cura Solvent. All druggists.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-04-09
SOUTH WOODBURY..

Dwight Coolidge is gaining very
slowly.
Mrs. Emma Sulham visited in Barre
few days last week.
Flora Drenan has been engaged to
teach the village school this sum.
mer. Harvey Goodell will teach at
Logtown.
Mel Daniels, who has been Ill with
rheumatic fever, is better.
1t is expected that Rev. Carrie
Lasher Of Marshfleld will preach here
Sunday.
Arthur Benjamin returned to God.
dard Seminary Monday.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-04-09

Mrs. Peter Hoffman also writes;
~ was sick for many years srnsrsa
with the liver, stomach and kitoevs. I
had seven doctors, but none could cum
me, as they did not know what allied ma,
"Every one who saw me said .hstf
GOULD not live very long, began 10 ala
Peruna and grew better every day, The
severe pains in the stomach have dissp
peared. lam now we'll and have eoof
appetite. lam seventy .yesfs cid ssk
can do my work without getting areA
"Peruna Is the best rediei1t in ths
world for csfarrh. Your good neruns
has saved my own and my husb2nss
Nfe."
Mr.. Robert Meters. of MprdocN Daas
Co., Neb., Box As, writes
~ had catarrh from ny besd j..
through my system. took Pernlb Gn~.
I was entirely cured. AN eishtv.tbfss
and half years old, and feel as youug NJ
I did ten years ago.
~ visited recently among some o4
friends, who said I looked as Young a. !
did twenty years ago"
Address The Peruna Medicine Co., u
lumbus, o., Tor free catarrh book.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-04-09

Wicks-There should be a law to re-
strain the theaters from printing those
messy jokes in their programmes.
Hicks-You don't have to read them.
Wicks-No, but you usually have to
listen to some idiot behind you reading
and explaining them.-Catholic Stand
ard and Times.