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Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1902-04-25
Shot in Hia Left Leg.

For all kinds OF sores, burns, bruises, or
other wounds DeWitt's Witch Hazel salve 10
. sure cure. Skin diseases yield to 1t at once:
Never fails in csses Of piles. Cooling aud
besling. None genuine bat DeWltps. Be-
ware Of counterfeits. suffered for many
years from 8 sore caused by gun shot wound
in my left leg" says A. :. Fuller, Englsn,
Ind 1T would not heal and gave me much
trouble. used all kinds Of remedies 10 no
purpose until tried DeWiu's Witch HAZEL
Save. few boxes completely cared me-"
For 80 Q by Z. Z. Le .dbester & Cons
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1902-04-25

Gut this out and take 1t to Richard
GlbsoD's drug store and get free sam
pie OF Cbsmberlain's Stomach and Liver
Tablets, the best physIc. They cleanse
and iuvigorate the stomach, improve
the appetite and regulate the bowels.
Regular size, 25c. per box.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1902-04-25

PLAN FRUSTRATED Mr., William
Gambler, one of the wsrdens at the jail,
discovered several days ago that all the
fssteuings on the main doors bad been
tempered with and placed in a condi-
ton to be easily unlocked. He imme-
diately replaced them In their former
state and tSereby prevented what was
doubtless intended to be jail delivery.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1902-04-25

POLICE COURT ITEMs.-Ooly two
cases appeared on the docket Of the
Police Court this morning:
LLOYD Williams had been arrested by
Officer Smith for drunken and improper
conduct 10 the street. He was fined ~.
Walter Turner, colored. arrested by
Officer Grilli for being drunk and dis.
orderly, was fined S..
Oily one ledger appeared for sooomo-
dalton at the station house last night.
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NFpor oUARTERMAsTER's OFFICE

nEPoT QUARTERMAsTER's OFFICE,
~ Washington D. c., April 81, 1902 -
Sealed proposals, in triplic,te, will be receiv-
ed here until 2 o'clock p. NJ, Wedresdsy,
May 81, 1892, for Furnishing during fiscal
yea. ending June 80, 1908. fuel and mineral
lamp oil. information furnished on spplica-
ton. q. 8. reserves right to accept or reject
any or all propossl', or any part thereof. En-
We opes containing proposals. should be mark.
ed "Propossls for Fuel Tor Oill," addressed
TIE. TRUE Depot @. NJ apis 81 my17 81
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1902-04-25

WEATHER PROBABILITIES For this sec
ton fair tonight with rising temperature;
Saturday showers; variable winds. becoming
fresh sOutherly.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1902-04-25
Furnishings.

Y Ladies' Isle Hose, Rembrandt drop.
4 stitch, in black and pOlksdot, SOC value, 4
y SOC.
3 Ladies' regular 25c Lisle Yeats, silk 4
x striped, 19e.
v Ladies' Isle Lace and Fancy Hose,
a 800 value, 23c.
Y Ladies' Florepza Silk Isle Lace and
n Fancy Hose, late:t patterns, SOC value,
= 43c.
Y Ladies' Spring. eight Vests and Pants,
a 35c value, 49, garment.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1902-04-25
LOCAL MATTERS.

Sun rises tomorrow at 5:16 .. m. and sota
0:54 y. m. high water Of $50 3. m. and
1910 o. N.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1902-04-25

ELKs.-Notico is given that ALEXAN-
d DRIA LODGE, B. P o. ELXs, will
bold a meeting TONIGHT. Ali members
are requested to be present.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1902-04-25

NTOTIOE.-The members OF POST + 7. P,
~ A., will meet at Bcsiness Mems Lessle
rooms promptly at SID p. ID. FHlpAf'
25th, TO attend banquet.
apr24 2t z. IA. GBAHAh, eecretsIy.
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DRY GOODS.
SWAN BROS.

Furnishings for
Men and Boys.
Our Mems and Boys Furnishing
Department is complete with a full
line of the latest and best furnishings
at very popular prices.
ITEMS Goods.
Msphattsn White Dress Shirts, 81 30.
Manhattan White Madras Negligee Shirts,
$3.50.
Manhattan Colored eNeelige shirts with
cuffs attached or detached, $3.50.
Manhattan Colored Negligea Shirts, besuti.
full styles, separate cuffs 81.
Swan Bros. Fine ColoTrd Eegligte Shirts
all size, from IA 10 10. 81.
Swan Bros. Fine White Madras Shirts. with
separate cuffs, $t
Fine Co'ored Madras Nesligee Shirts, sep
arste cuff, ODE
Fine COlOred NsglIsee Shifts, with separate
pair cuff, sec.
Arrow Brand Four.ply Collars, al styles,
121hc.
Earl ard Wilson All Linen Collars 25e.
Ear and Wilson All Linen Cuffs. pair Zoe
@ cd Four.ply Linen Cuffs, pair. 12lhc.
Mems Rubber Collars, best quality, Zoe.
Mems kutber Cuffs, beet quality, pair, Doc.
Mems Celulold Collars, ell styles, 2 for Zoe.
Mems Celluloid Cuffs, pair. 95c.
Mems White and Colored Madras Stocks,
SOC.
Mems Colpred Madras Stocks. 25c.
Fine Neckwear for men, all kinds, 20 and
SOC.
Mons Medium Weight Underwear for
spring, suit, soc, 81 and So.
Mems GUNNER Underwear, all kinds, suit
SOC, 81 ard So.
| Mems Half Hose 10 tans, blacks, fancy and
dropetitch, pair, 10, 121, 10, % aud 800.
Mems All Linen White Hsndkerchiets %
35 and soc.
Mems Cotton and Linen Mixed White
Hsndkerchiis, 8. 10 and 121c.
Mems Six Carriers, 10 and Csc.
Mons Wash Ties, 10, 124 and 25c.
Mems White Lawn Dress Bows, TO- 1t
and 25c.
Mems New Leather Belts in tan, gray
black and patent leather, 20. so, Toe and 81
Mems Fine Strong suspsnders, 10. 20 and
SOC.
Mems Muslin Nieht Robes, With collars at
| tschs1, so and Toe.
Mems Fine Cambria Night Robes, no col
lar, attached. 80 a.d 75c.
Mems Strong Working Shirts, 20 and Doc
Mems Fire Black ssteen Shirts. collars al
tached or without collars, so, 70 and 81.
Mems Good Strong Overslls. Jackets
| Shirts, Goats sni Pants, Soc.
Sweet Orr's Overalls, all kinds, Toe
Peters Brotherhood Overalls and Jackets
each 81.
Mems All wool Light Sweaters, $1.7t
! and 81 25.
4 Mems Cotton Sweaters SOC.
: Mems Working Gloves, made by W. A.
( GrsIchien, all kinds, bucks, leather, horse
hide, mule hide, etc pair, 25, so, Too, 81
| 81 20 and $3.50.
Mems jean Drawers, bleached or unbeach
o., pair. 25c. .
Mems Fine jean Drawers, string or kni
bottom, Soc.
Mons Strong Jean Drawers, with elssti
seams. soc.
scrivens Fine Jean Drawers with elssti
seams, Too.
Standard Patterns.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1902-04-25
DRY GOODS.
Clothing.

= $50 Spring Oysreo.ts, in tan only
n Friedlander's prices, 50 and G. OF
q $40 Dyrenf1rth's pIice...... ~o'~O
x 800 Mems Suits. Friedlsr der's prices
Y $40 to SIS. Dyrenforth's T6 OF
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1902-04-25

DAMNED LOBSTER, fresh, Just received
~ BY &c. kILBURH.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1902-04-25
, Silk Waists.

Y Ladies' Silk Taffsts Waists, with tuck.
4 cd and corded fronts and backs; some
Y are hemstitehed, with bishop sleeve and
dainty faring cuffs; every color imsRi-
Z nsble bu,tOned front or back. Erie,
\ i s:S,. price s6' 4s. Dyrer' S4.0S'
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1902-04-25
Csc yd.

so rolls Of extra high grade Msttings con-
finest quality linen warp japanese Msttings.
Patterns are indescribsbly beautiful. No
better grades can be found in this city selling
at 40c and 45c yard
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1902-04-25
Furnishings for
Men and Boys.

Our Mems and Boys Furnishing
Department is complete with a full
line of the latest and best furnishings
at very popular prices.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1902-04-25
l6c yd.

(Or Sc 40 per roll Of 40 yards),
Genuine Linen-wsrp japanese Mating.
Big assortment Of Choicest and best effects
and heaviest grade se'm'ess China. close
woven and strictly reversible. Doc values,
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1902-07-04

The right girl was Catherine Odell
the daughter OF Nehemiah odell, a
wealthy farmer OF Dobbs' Ferry. Fish
er. handsome. dark.eyed. and every
inch n man. loved her madly. and his
love was returned in full measure
Their courtship was brief. and soon
the day was set for the wedding. II
was to be fete day, and the whole
population for miles around was in.
vited, There was TO be a dance and
n frolic at the brides house, after the
ceremony, and then the company was
TO repair next day on horseback 10 the
home OF the Underground father. the
house In the ruins of which the hermit
now lives. Here the most important
part OF the marriage ceremony was TO
take place. The welcome home TO the
happy bridal couple was to be grand
anair. All these preparations had
been completed. the brides gown lay
folded in the lavender-scented chest,
and everything was In readiness. But
instead OF the festivities came trag.
edy.
on the day before the wedding the
lover and his sweetheart were cross.
ing the ferry and the girl was drown.
ed. As she sank beneath the water
the heart Of William Fisher went down
with her. and down II has remained
ever since that fateful day. From that
time the rich and gallant beau OF
Sleepy Hollow was recluse. He con.
secrated his life to the memory OF his
dead love. Years afterward his father
died and long time ago his mother
passed away. leaving him in sole pos.
session OF a valuable estate. Yet this
did not tempt him from his vigil.
! When they carried the mothers body
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1902-07-04

In all the legendary lore Of the
story-famed Hudson there In no more
beautiful, more pathetic. or more UNI
canny tale than the life story OF VIII.
liam Fisher. the hermit OF Ardsley
who for thirty years has hidden him.
self away from the eyes OF the world
60 mourn In unbroken solitude for the
loss of the woman he loved.
Until the village authorities OF Ards
ley forced antrance into tho retreat OF
william Fisher few days ago he had
lived an ideal hermlts life for thirty
years. During all this time no human
foot had crossed his threshold. Then
the sherln's jury ruthlessly invaded
his hovel for the purpose OF formally
declaring him insane and incapable OF
managing his large estate. With the
same determination with which he has
Stunned the world. the aged hermit
resisted them, and. though old and de-
creplt. he boldly declared that he
would rather die fighting than 20 leave
the hotel where he has been waiting
for the return OF the woman for love
OF whom he became an anchorite.
Forty.hye years ago William Fisher
was the beau Of Sleepy Hollow. He
ives 2S years old then, good looking.
AZ regarded as the best matrimonial
catch In all that part OF the Hudson
River country. He was the only child
OF the richest man in Sleepy Hollow.
Chances to marry came TO him by the
score. and he was eagerly sought after
by all the rural matchmaking mothers.
But he remained a baclelor. Immune
and lmpervious to the enchantment OF
love, until one day he met the right
girl Then he loved as steadfastly as
he had avoided love before.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1902-07-04
TO HONOR RoUoET DE LlsLE.
Author OF Famous MsrseIllaIse Hymn
10 Have a Monument.

Author Of Famous MarseillaIse Hymn
TO Have a Monument.
Rouget de Lisle. the composer OF
the "Marseillaisc." In his old age for
gotten by friends and often hard
pressed by misery. lived In garnet
In Choisy.le-Roi. His kindness and
generosity soon won him the love OF
the inhabitants, and when he died
every one OF them attended his funer.
al, marching two by two. with heads
uncovered. When the last clod ht4
been placed on the grave the mayor,
National Guard and workmen all
Joined In singing the famous patriotic
song. II is sixty years since then,
and the good folk OF Cholsy have not
forgotten the immortal singer OF the
Revolution. Not content with the fine
monument already raised TO his mem.
DRY, they are to further honor his
name by erecting tombstone at his
last resting place. II consists OF
stella three metres high. wherein are
bronze medallion OF De Isle. the
words 'lci repoae Rouget de Lisle,
Rutour do la 'Marselllalse. Tyre
crossed with a sword. the refrain Of
the national hymn, and on the pedes-
tai the dates 1760-1s36. A fete IL bo-
ing organized for the Inauguration
ceremony.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1902-07-04
n Msds Some pIfer,nee,

The teacher had been lmpreaslns
upon her class the advantages OF q
competency gained by honest. hard
work over one gained by schsmins,
and even more questionable means.
and, thinking she had made a great
impression upon her small charges.
she proceeded 10 catsehlss them on
the subject;
once upon a time there were two
rich men. one Of whom made his for
tune by honest Industry, while the
other made HIS by fraud. Now, which
OF these two men would you prefer to
be7"
Tommy latter a moments heaita-
toni; which made the most7"
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1902-07-04

gem In Prof. summervlile's collection
10 regarded as OF greater historical
value than the shroud so carefully
guarded and 30 highly valued at Turin.
The inscription on the stone Is sim
pie. II represents a conclave Of early
Roman dignitaries during the nrst
days OF the Roman Catholic church.
The dignitAries arc holding In front Of
them the shroud. on which Is imprint
ed with exaggerated olearnesa the i'm.
age Of the Christ, They arc evidently
contemplating It and dlseourEing upon
the subjects II brings to mind.
II was not until the fifteenth cen
fury that Christ was represented In all
his divine beauty by these inscrip.
tons, hut even in the second century
during the Roman decline the gem
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1902-07-04

through the front door her son closed
that door forever. lie boarded up all
the front windows OF the house. locked
up the empty rooms and threw the hey
away. lie wished TO see nothing. re.
member nothing OF the past but the
woman he loved. He arranged two
back rooms, the kitchen and an ad
Joining rooms, and declared his inten.
tion OF living and dying there.
The aged hermit lives In the midst
OF a scene OF decay and desolation
His howell is now ruin. and II stands
not more than a stones throw frcms
old Sleepy Hollow highway. The roA
is sunken and a side OF the house has
fallen In. Overhead the trees and gar
den shrubs have interlaced. forming
a sort OF bower. A dense growth OF
oldfashloned shrubbery conceals II
from the passing traveller There Is
but one way of ingress 10 the retreat
and that Is by an obscure path which
unwlnds labyrinthlne passage
through the shrubbery and under
growth. The old rain barrel. split and
bent, still stands under the drip OF the
tumble-down stoop The grass has
overgrown the once well trampled
dooryard, N,
The recluse. once handsome and the
idol OF many women's hearts. presents
sad picture now. His figure, tall,
gaunt. and specter.like. seems almost
to have lost It's human resemblance.
His eyes are wild. his whole appear.
ance badly dishevelCsl. He is some
thing more than six feet tall. His face
is thin, clear cut. and hawklike. On
his chin Is a stubble Of white beard
and fringe OF snowy hair hangs over
his neck and about his temples. On
the top of his head he wears n queer
wig woye after the fashion OF n birds
nest out OF his long gray beard.
Day in and day out and through the
long hours of the night the old hermit
sits before the one window In his
room. peorirg out into the world OF
which he is no part and watching Tor
the return OF his long-dead sweetheart
But she doesn't come and he continues
his watch, which he declares win not
end until his fading life ebbs away
and he can forget the world altogether.
Fisher spends much OF his time max
ing rough sketches OF the girl as he
remembers her face ON the day she
was drowned. The walls of his howell
are covered with these crude drawingB
which he worships with pathetic sin.
certify.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1902-07-04

A relic, the authenticity OF which iH
regarded as of the greatest Bignin-
canoe. and especially interesting be-
cause Of the supposed miraculous dis
covery OF the image OF Christ on the
holy shroud OF Turin, has been added
10 the collection Of the Uhivernlty Of
Pennsylvania. II also presents 10 view
an image OF the Savior as imprinted
upon the shroud In which his body was
wrapped. This shroud IL portrayed On
an engraved stone and the imprint OF
Christ's body is clearly outlined.
the stone is gem Of the second
century, a ehRicedony, and It's carved
surface represents true portrait Of
the holy sudarium. II was discovered
by Maxwell sommerville. professor OF
Egyptolosy at the university. The
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1902-07-04

"Have you observed that marskno
has been abusing your"
yes" answered Senator Sorghum
placidly. 1--WE been watching him with
a great deal OF interest. II wanted
anybody abused don't know but I
should hire him In preference TO any
body know OIL"
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1902-07-04
Easy and Pleasant.

George says he can't make up his
mind what business TO take up"
What's he dolng?'
Living on his father"
"Well, what's the matter with work.
ing at that7"
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1902-07-04
Their oversioht.

"a king" say TO the interested
listeners. lis merely an accident OF
birth. and so is a nod carrier
Doubtless" puts in the quibtling
person, you are correct. but did Il
ever occur TO You that the parents OF
the hod carrier never possess an ac-
cldent pollcy?'
Ere | can frame an answer OF suf-
aclent intensoness he has Fitted
away.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1902-07-04

did any OF the inhabitants escape
with his life?' inquired the man Who
wants narrowing details
Il didn't stop to ascertain" an.
swered the man who Is harrowingly
exact ut struck me that II any.
body escaped without his life there
wasn't much use in his escaping. any.
how"
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1902-07-04
~, n,,tItute Of Water.

'.Tho only objection to this house is
that Il has no bath, said the prospee-
tive tenant.
eThat's no drawback" returned the
Glib agent. There's water In the eel
lar."-Phlladelphia Record.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1902-07-04

Nov. his wife was willing to let
him go out with the boys one night
every week, but he wouldn't 60"
HE wouldn't go7'
mo. lie didn't want TO spend one
night being iollied about the other
six."-Puck.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1902-07-04
AM ApproprIate Movement.

Name Tolliver IL lucky girl.
She's going to marry the only son OF
that millionaire banker who retired
from business last year"
"she must be ready TO dance with
JOY"
Not exactly. But she's Just about
ready to do a cakowalk mp the aisle"
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1902-07-04
Could She Plsy7--well-

Can you play Down In the Val.
ley7'" he asked
u should say could" she an.
swered. Il got down there in two
strokes this afternoon. and then as.
tonlshed the crowd by making a six.
yard put as easy as rolling into sand
pit"
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1902-07-04
Pictorial Dunor
The Remedy

'No. sir" declared Gazzam. ne he
warmed up to his subject "Youn
never be happy 30 long as you are in
debt Pay your debts. swayback. pay
your debts"
But have no money" said Sway.
back.
Then borrow lt"-Detroit Free
Press.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1902-07-04
Amusement

you say you are making a garden
simply for amusement"
Yes" answered the patient man.
But there isn't any amusement In
spadlng and STOPPING for hours"
Yes there Is. II amuses my wife
and children immensely.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1902-07-04
some PrIrefIahtern.

Shakespeare sa.s IAN tho
worlds stage sHd on the men and
women merely r,gyors
Jewett-That wsg ~ right In
shakespeare's time, out that was be.
fore pugilIsts began going ON the
stage.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1902-07-04

George" the sweet girl pleaded.
you simply must dye your hair"
"Ridiculous' exclaimed Mr.. Tow
head. her iance.
mo II isn't A fortune teller told
me to-day I'd marry a dark,hElred
man."
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1902-07-04

Bditress-This Joke dates from the
time OF Pharaoh.
Humorist-How careless was 20
submit Il TO you, when | might have
known you would remember Il.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1902-07-04
Her One rhounht.

He-You've seen the pictures OF
those great dining halls they had In
olden times. with the great mahog'
any table and
she-oh, yes; they'd been great for
pIng.pong, wouldn't theyH
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1902-07-04
Mo Mother.ln.lnn.

Eyes; I'm TO be married. She's
young. pretty and rich"
"You are 10 be congratulated"
"And she's an orphan"
what n slngularly lucky dog you
Arel"
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1902-07-04
That Was Al.

See here" said Col winders,
angrlly, your reporter promised to
print all said at the banquet last
night"
"well9" replied the editor.
well he printed only a few lines,
although my speech was quite a long
effort"
Yes, but you didn't say much"
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1902-07-04
MIstakea Wlll Happen.

"Yon can't allus ledge by appear.
ances," said Miss Miami Brown.
Oats right" answered Mr.. Erastus
Pinhleyi Il has been fooled mo dan
once by de stahtling resemblance be
tween gin and water"
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1902-07-04
a TIp Ior Emperor WIIIIam.

81 see that the Emperor Of Cor
many always signs himself William.
|. r."
yes"
81 wonder why somebody doesn't
give him a pointer on it7"
why should he have n pointer"
Ills grammar, you know. Some.
body ought to put him on william.
| Am Is the way he ought to write
IL"
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1902-07-04

Doctor AdjutantBlrd-so you have
taken the whole bottle eh7 Well. It's
very strange that you don't feel bet
ter.
The Ostrich-Do you know. doctor.
Il has Just occurred TO me that for
got TO remove the cork7- Puck.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1902-07-04

She-They held a mirror over her
face TO sec n she was alive. don't
understand that.
He-Why. you see, II she was alive
she'd open her eyes and look in IL.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1902-07-04
ma comesl Of Pretenss.

neanor-w What made you giVe up
society. Bdmonia7
Edmonia-ohl / got so tired Of see
ing people who are nobody trying to
act somebody. and people who arc
somebody acting like nobody.-Puck.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1902-07-04

Bnkins-How de dot Play ping
pong7
Wilkins--No
Brkins-l'm sorry for you. old fel.
low. What on earth do you talk
about when you meet people7-Stray
Stories.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1902-07-04

He-The caddy is sometimes ~ the
way, don't you know.
she-Oh, yes--but sometimes one
prefers to have him in the way
Puck.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1902-07-04
wines query.

wlilie-Thats the place where they
make rope. amt IT, PAL
Pa-Yes. that's the ropewalk.
winie-oh. IL that what you call
~ Then the men that work there
are rope.walkers, amt they3
Pal suppose 80.
wnlie-And when they get drunk
are they tightrope walkers7
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1902-07-04
Ehsn,n Phllonnnhv.

when you thinks about marryin' n
man TO reform i'm. Miss Lady" re.
marked Uncle Eben. remember dis:
It's mc'n he'd ebber do fob you"
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wfo-And you have the heart to
come home at 4 O'Clock In the morn
ing. I'm speechless.
Husband--stsy that way.
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His Fate Undecided.

80 you have proposed to the Amer.
lean heiressY
= have answered Lord Tinsellon.
Have you been accepted?"
Not finally. am to call tomorrow
with list OF my creditors"
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had shown Good senae.

Howitt-That rich old fool wouldn't
let me marry his daughter.
Jewett-Well. he may be rich and
old. but he's no fool.