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Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1902-05-03
Complete Treatment ST

Complete external and internal treatment
for every humour, consisting Of CUTIcURA
Soar, 25c., to cleanse the skin of crusts
and scales, and soften the thickened cut
icle; CUTIcURA OINTMENT, 50c., to in
stantly allay itching, Inflammation, and
irritation, and soothe and heal and Curl
CuRA R~EsoLvRNT PILLS, DC, TO cool and
cleanse the blood. A SINGLE SET is often
sufficient to cure the most torturing, dis
figuring, itching, burning, and scaly skin,
scalp, and blood humours, eczemas, rashes,
and ~irritations, with loss of hair, from
infancy to age, when all else fails.
CUrIcURA REMEDIES are soid throughout the world.
British Depot, q 2s. Chsrterhouse So, London. French
Depoti 5 Rue de Ia Paix, PariL POTTER DRUo ASp
CHEM. Corr, Sole Props, Boston, Y. 8. a.
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1902-05-03
Many School Children Are sickIy.

Mother Gray's Sweet Powder for Children. sue
~cessfuliy used by Mother Gray, n nurse in Children's
Home, New York, break up Colds In "a hours, cure
Feverishness, Headache, stomach Troubles,
Teething Disorders and Destroy Worms. Ten
thousand I stimonials--T THEY NEVER FAIL.
At all druggists, 25,, Sample mailed FREE. Adj
dress ALLEN S. OLMsTED, lie Roy, New York.
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1902-05-03
Stubs Wav

Detroit Free Press: Stubbs-"Scripps
tells me he gave you an elegant edition
of Shakespeare as a birthday present.
Scripps-"Yes, he did: then he Dor
rowed 1t and kept it six months"
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1902-05-03
An Exclamation.

Chicago News: Miss Elderly-Some-
how you don't seem TO get as tired as
l do from riding in the street cars.
Miss Younger-No, of course not. I'm
never permitted to stand so long.
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1902-05-03
a Wholesaler.

Puck: The Hostess-There's one thine
hat can be said for Mrs. darlington
she never retails scandal.
The Caller-No?
The Hostess-No; wholesale exclu.
siyely!
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1902-05-03

Kansas City Journal: N%oozey-I
wonder why the first woman was called
"Eve?"
Henpeck-Probably to signify that
Adam a his day, and 1t was all over
when she arrived.
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1902-05-03

W ResOIvent
pIL lis

CUTICURA RESOLV-
EMIT PILLS Chocolate
Coated, 90 doses, 25c.), are
a new, tasteless, odourless,
economical substitute for the
celebrated liquid CUTI-
CURA RESOLVENT, as
well as for all other blood
purifiers and humour cures.
Each pill is equivalent to one
teaspoonful of liquid RE-
SOLVENT. Put up in
screw-cap pocket walls, con-
tanning 90 doses, price, 25c.
RESOLV-
EMIT PILLS are Alternative,
antiseptic, tonic, and digest
i've, and beyond question the
purest, sweetest, most SIC
cessful and economical blood
and skin purifiers, humour
cures, and tonic digestives yet
compounded.
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1902-05-03

Thirty minutes is all the rime re-
CURED to dye with PUTNAM FADE
LESS DYES. Sold by druggists.
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1902-05-03
Occasional Reiiof.

Boston Transcript: Visitor to the
Prison. suppose his life of yours in
here is a continual torture.
Conviction, no, not as bad as that.
We don't have visitors every day you
know.
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1902-05-03

CITc Permanently Cured. No fits or nervousness after
FllO first days use OF Dr. kline's Great Nerve Re-
Etorer. Send for FREE 81 90 trial bottle and treatise.
DIR. X. II. KLINE, Ltd, g3l Arch ST.. PHILADELPHIA, Pa.
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1902-05-03
FIattsry

Sommerville Journal: She-"Do you
believe in hypnotism?"
He-"When you Dol at me / do"
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1902-05-03
Eostou Streets.

Ohio State Journal: Bizzer-What did
Prince Henry think OF Boston?
BuZzer-He thought II had the most
wonderful streets he ever saw. Why,
~ got a view of the back end Of his
own carriage
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1902-05-03

Piso's Cure for Consumption cured me
81 q tenacious and persistent cough
Wm. II. Harrison, 227 w. 121st street,
New York, March 25, 1901.
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1902-05-03

Don't forget a large z-oz. package Red
Cross Ball Blue, only 5 cents. The Russ
company, South Bend. Ind.
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1902-05-03
Perhaps.

Mrs. Winslow's SOOTHING sTRuP for Children
~teethinR; softens the gums, reduces inflammation, nj
lays pain, cures wind collie. % cents a bottle.
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1902-05-03

1t is 10l years since the first census
was taken in England.
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1902-05-03

Il suffered for several years with head
ache brought on by nervous prostration.
| was also afflicted with insomnia. L
would get up in the morning more weary
than when | retired and | used to dread
the approach OF night. Peruna came
into my home rs a welcome guest, ana
within three short months | was like
another woman. l have now enjoyed
perfect health for over n year, and those
who have suffered as | did will know
how happy ! am."-Mrs. Il. l.. Brown.
Mrs. Esther NJ. Miner. De Graf, Ohio,
writes.
II was a terrible sufferer from female
weakness and had the headache contin-
uously. l was not able to do my house
work for myself and husband. | wrote
YOU and described my condition rs near
rs possible. Iou recommended Peruna.
| took four bottles and was completely
cured. | think Peruna Il wonderful med
icine."-Mrs. Esther NJ. Miner.
Congressman Thad. Nj. Mahon. OF
Chambcrsburg. Pa, writes:
"T take pleasure I'm commenting your
Peruna as a substantial tonic and a good
catarrh remedy. IT. M. Mahon.
If YOU do not derive prompt and salts
factory results from the use OF Pcruna,
write at once to DIR. Hartman. giving n
full statement of your case, and he will
be pleased to give you his valuable nd
vice gratis.
Address DR.. Hartman. President Of
The Hartman Sanitarium, Columbus,
| Ohio.
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1902-05-03

Use the famous Red Cross Ball Blue
Large 2-oz. package 5 cents. The Russ
company, South Bend, Ind.
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1902-05-03

Jerrold: 1t is wonderful how near
concelt is to insanity.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1902-08-06
They Don't Like Rain.

There's a queer thing about Italian
Iaborers," said a contractor who EN-
ploys a great many Of them. "and that
Is that they absolutely refuse to work
In the rain. Stop minute and think.
Did you ever see gang Of them work
ing in the streets, digging trenches or
doing any other manual labor in the
rain? Well. you never did and proba-
bly, never will. Just as soon as show
er sets in, no matter how slight, they
will scramble for cover. II the rain
continues, they will soon complain OF
feeling sick and knock off for the day.
One fellow will have sore throat, an
other will be doubled up with pains in
his stomach, and others will suddenly
acquire severe ailments Of all sorts.
1t is useless to attempt to do anything
with them, and pretty soon they will
all go trooping home" - Philadelphia
Record
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1902-08-06
Like Any OtEcr MINI.

The following story is told i'll refer
ence TO Mr.. LOwell's second marriage:
At the time when rum0rs Of the event
became current among his friends one
Of them, a stanch admirer Of the first
Mrs. Lowell and firm believer in her
husbands permanent widoWerhood'
took Ii upon herself TO deny the gossip
every time it met her. Finally, how
ever, the announcement came to her
from such extremely good authority
that her faith was shaken.
She wrote frankly to Mr.. Lowell that
she had heard the reports and persist
entity denied them, but now began to
doubt her right to do so. She begged
him to let her know the true state OF
affairs, whether she was to believe
him O never-to- be-consoled husband or,
nfter all, "just Ike any other man."
The answer was prompt and brief:
''Dear Madam-YOurs, like any other
man."
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1902-08-06
Living Indelible Ink.

If the shell Of the Purpura lapillus be
broken there is seen on the back Of the
animal, just under the skin, slender,
whitish vein which contains yellow
liquor. When this liquor is applied to
linen with small brush and exposed
10 the sun it becomes successfully
green. blue and purple. and finally set
ties into brilliant Interchangeable Grim
son. Housewives of New England
have growing abundantiy on the sea-
side rocks I'm their neighborhoOds little
living bottles of indelible Ink, not
to be excelled In beauty or durability
by any manufactured product, since
neither acid nor alcohol will affect this
Juice of the whelk.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1902-08-06
Gould Not Pass the Examination.

A southern woman speaks with pride
of the many years Of faithful. loving
service rendered by her dusky house
keeper. Not only is Aunt Ca'line'
valued for her executive ability. but
her Judgment is so wise III most cases
that her mistress has come to depend
greatly upon her opinion in certain
matters.
do you think James would be
good man foT us to take up into the
mountains with us this summer, Aunt
Ca'lineY' she asked one day, referring
to q handsome young darby who had
been for six weeks in her employ.
Aunt Ca'line folded her arms and as
sumed her most judicial aspect missy
Kate" she said firmly. Il done watch
dat boy cher since he come hyer an
done test him. When tested him in
de case oh de spripg bed | foun out
dat when il come to liftin' dat boy was
all take hold an mighty little raise
Missy Kate, an OATS a pore Sign Oh
character, in my opinions"
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1902-08-06
A Young LADY'sLIFE SAVED.
At;Panama, Colombia, by Chamber
lain's Collie, Cholera and Diar-
rhoea Remedy.

DIR. Chas. II. Utter, prominent
physician, of Panama, Colombia, in a
recent letter states Last March |
had as a patient a young lady sixteen
years of age, who had very bad attack
of dysentery. Everything | prescribed
for her proved Intellectual and she was
growing worse every hour. Her parents
were sure she would die. She had be-
come so weak that she could not turn
over in bed. What to do at this critical
moment was study for me, but |
thought of Chamberlain Collie, Cholera
and Diarrhoea Remedy and as last
resort prescribed it. The most wonder
full result was effected Within eight
hours she was feeling much better; in
side of three days she was upon her feet
and at the end of one week was entirely
WE'LL" For sale by Richard Gibson,
druggist.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1902-08-06
Character In Laughter.

Clearly a persons character is shown
by the manner In which he laughs, or
rather, by the sound which he Makes
It is maintained by a European psy-
biologist. The following, according 10
him. are unerring Indications:
CHOSE who laugh In "A or VINO
make a sound like a are frank, loyal
and fond Of hustle and movement ana
are generally of versatile character
"Those who laugh in 'E are phieg-
matte and melancholy.
"Those who laugh In H. as most emil
dren do. are timld, irresolute, candid
affectionate and ever ready to work for
others.
"Those who laugh in 'O' are gener-
Gus. bold and self confident.
"Those who laugh in " are nissan
thropes."
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1902-08-06
Too Soon For Her.

ApropOs of those who never ENJOY
the luxury Of a carriage save when the
death Of some one makes for a free
ride TO the cemetery the Rev. John
Watson Gan Maclaren) told Of httie
girl standing at Fifth avenue and Ihir-
tieth street, New York. She was rag
ged little thing and she was Watching
the carriages rolling past with the
most wistful blue eyes.
"Well, little one" he said, would
you like to own one of those carriages
The blue eyes turned up, and there
were tears In their corners.
81 never rode in kerridge' she
said softly. me little brudder dled
afore | was bornw
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1902-08-06
MANAGING John.

John," she said softly, "have you
been saying anything about me to
mother latelyT
mo" replied John. why do you
askY"
Because she said this morning that
she believed you were on the eve OF
proposing 20 me. Now. ! do not wish
you to speak TO mother when you have
anything of that kind to say. Spea&
to me, and III manage the business
with mother"
And John said he would.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1902-08-06
alexandria 6azetfe.
WEDNESDAY EVENING, AUG. 6, 1902.
r,r.. wn,cn never Gao out.

Z w Wv
There are domestic fires burning In
England today which have never been
out for hundreds upon hundreds Oh
years.
At the old fashioned farmhouses In
the dales of Yorkshire peat Is still
burned. The fuel is obtained from the
moors, and stacks Of it are kept by the
farmers In their stack garths.
The country roundabout is noted for
its "girdle cakes" which are made
from dough baked in quaint pans sus-
pended over the peat fires.
These fires are kept glowing from
generation to generation, and the SOD
warns himself at the fire which warm
ed his sire and, his grandsire and his
grandsire's sire and which will warm
his son and his sons son.
There is a fire at Castleton, in the
Whitby district. which has been burn
ing for over 200 years. The record
probably Is held by farmhouse at Os-
motherby. in the same district. This
fire has been burning for 500 years,
and there are records to show that II
has not been out during the last 300
years
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1902-08-06
Hoar md EvaPts.

On one of his later birthday anniver-
saries Senator Hear wrote to William
NJ. Evarts and congratulated him up
on his length Of years. In his reply
the aged lawyer said it brought to
mind an old lady in New England VINO
had occasion to write to a friend about
some matter Of trifling Importance ana
when she had reached the end of the
thirteenth page awakened to the fact
that she had been rather difuse and
added, "Please excuse my longevity"
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1902-08-06
Washington, Alexandria 4
Mt. Vernon Railway.
In effect May 1. 1902.
LEAVE ALEXANDRIA.

For Washington, from corner King. and
Royal streets, also stops at King and Washing
ton and King and Payne streets, week days,
at SIS, 623, 655, 7l9 (expressl, TAI, 500,
$40 (erpress), $50, 900, $50, 1000, 10 50,
1856, III -, II ~ n, m. (express), II 10, IL 40
(e1press), 90, L %, Al (eIpress), 10, 2 AZ
(express), 800, 8 80, 3 4G (eIpress), 4l2, 436
(expressj, 450, 8 20 (cIpress), 8 45, 607, $50,
200, 10 (eIpress), 90 S45, $50, 10 10 and
" sunHdays-7c, SIS, 900, o45, 1925, 10 40.
245, si5, s45, AIS, AS, 5iS, as. s l5' 8 As,
7 Is, 7 As, s15, 8 As, 30, 10 Is and II Is p. m.
Leave Alexandria for -Four Mile Run lin
addition to local trains for Washington, week
days, at II IS p. III. and ~ 50 a. IN. Sundays
II % p. m. and 1926 m.
LEAVE WASHINGTON.
For Alexandria, from the corner of Pennsyl-
yania ayepue and 131 street, week days, 6 80,
7O4, 73Q, 800, $40, $50, 925, 1000, 1925,
II 90, il 80 a. m. and 1906 (express), IL 20,
u As, 105 (express), %, 200, $50, 302 lex
press), $50. $50, IA (expressl, 433, 464,
sos, 522 (eIpressl, 40, COS, 6 80 7O6, 7 80,
800, 845, 80, 10 10, II 20 and II 50 p, m.
Sundays-745, 900, 045, 10 80, IL 90, II 80
a. IN. 1900 noon, IL 80, 100, 1 80, 200, 230
800, 8 80, 400, 40. 500 $50, 600, 6 80, 200,
80, 3 W, 40, yJO, III 10, III ~ ana III oO y. H.
PoR MOUNT VERNON.
Leave Alexandria for Mount Vernon, week
days, $50, 702, S35, 032, II 32 a. IN. II 80,
1872, 2S2, 331, 4O3. 44S. 81, 1888 and 10 O2
p. M.
Sundays-7O2, 932 a. IN, 1882. 232, 4 SO,
6O2, 7 3S and 10 OF p. m.
Leave Mount Vernon, week days, at 6 A,
40, 925, II Is a. m, 1920, 40, go, $40,
10, sos, 5 30, 40, s IS and 10 40 p. N.
Sundays 40, 10 Is a. M, Is, 10, $50,
. 40, SIS and 10 40p. IN.
POR RossLYS.
Leave Alexandria for Rosslyn, week days,
555, 624, 6 So, 719, 800 8 80, go, 1000 10 So
a. M, II 10, 12 40, 46, 2 46, 5 40, 4 90, 8 20,
As, g. OF, 700 and sop. IN.
Sundays-S Is, 900, 945, l045, II 40 a. m,
70 As, 45, 245, 345, 445. 545, Gas and 7 As
pm.
Leave Rosslyn for Alexandria, week days,
62s, 200, 730, 756, S37, 900, 1901, 1856,
II 46, a. M, IL 40, 81, 2.27, 1927, 439, s 80,
d 100, 627, 702, So and IS p. IN.
Snndays-S SO, Q AZ, 1912 II II a. m, 221,
12l, 22l, S2l, 42i, 52l, 62i, 72l and S2i
p. m.
Baggage checked and carried on the follow
ing trains from Alexandria for Washington
week days: $50, and 10 90 a. m, 26, 3 W and
607 p. IN.
Sundays 10 a. m. and Is p. NJ.
Parcels carried.
Freight carried daily, morning and evening,
in each direction. No freight accepted unless
delivered at the station nt least 30 minutes be-
fore the departure of the freight trains.
CLARRSCB p. KING, }. CoLvIS,
President. Superintendent.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1902-08-06

Tie talented young authoress was al
most In tears.
"In that review Of my historical
novel In this mornings paper" she
said, "you made geographical error
and called it a 'hystericar novel;"
'sThat wasn't q typographical error,
madam" said the literary editor. with
frosty eye.-Chicago Tribune.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1902-08-06
THE PHILADELPHIA RECORD
Is the Leading Newspaper
in Pennsylvania, both
Daily and Sunday.
Daily One Cent.
Sunday, Two Cents.

'Thc Record" publishes the news from ell
parts of the United States and foreign coun-
tries. its editorials are fearless and independ.
ent The Record" also deyotes portion of
its columns to special matters Of interest to
the reading public its scientific, health and
hygiene, woman's page and other departments
of interest are features Of the paper.
The average circulation by sworn statements
for the year 1901 was 1856, 495 daily, and 1861
40 Sunday. "The Record" is served by ear.
riers and agents for six cents a week for the
daily, and two cents for the Sunday. Its mail
rates are:
Daily, including Sunday, per year,. 800
Every weekday, per year ....................S.O
Sunday Record go pages, per year.........l.O
Saturday Record, per year.. ..............5Oc
Postage prepaid.
The advertising rate Of 1.-THE Record" is
cheaper than that Of any other newspaper,
based on circulation.
Sample copies will be sent on application.
The Record Publishing Co.,
917-9l9 Chestnut ST.,
PHILADELPHIA
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1902-08-06
Washington Southern Ry
Schedule in effect May %, 1902.

pIItUUIt III tItVI 'IHf -Vi I"V-'
Trains leave station corner Fayette and
Cameron streets for Washington and points
north at 7SS, sol and 95i q. M, Y 10, 254,
700, $40, 9I3 and al % p. m, week days.
Sundays 80, Q "a and IL 30 a. m, 10,
8 10, Is and II % p. m.
For Fredericksburg, Richmond and points
south at 44s, $50 (loeall, 10 50 and IL % a.
M, 50, 459 (local), and 7 10 p. M, week
days.
Sundays-44S, 1856 and lI05 q. M, 8 80,
4 so (local), and lisp. al,
Accommodation forQuantico 50 a. m. Sun
day only and 4 A p. m. week days. S25 p.
III. except Saturday.
W. p. TAYLOR, Traffic Manager.
W. d. Duke, General Manager.
EFT. D. MYERS. President.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1902-08-06
To My Friends.

1t is with joy | tell you what Kodol did for
me. was troubled with my stomach for sew
eral months Upon being advised to use
Kodol, did So and words cannot tell the
good il has done me- 4 neighbor had dys-
pepsia so that he had t,ied most everything.
| told him to use kodol. Words of gratitude
have come to me from him because / recon-
Health and strength, of mind and body, de-
pend on the stomach, and normal activity of
the digestive organs. Ko1ol, the great recon.
structive tonic, cures all stomach and bowel
troubles, indigestion, dyspepsia. Kodol d.
gests any good food you eat. Take dose
after meals For sale by Z. $. Leadbeater d
Sons.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1902-08-06
The Rib,

The Living Church quotes this from
n Connecticut woman's diary, dated
1900; 1--WE had roast pork for dinner,
and Or. s.. who carved, held up rib
on his fork and said. Here. ladies, is
what Mother Eve was made Of Yes
said Sister Patty. and it's from very
much the same kind Of critter.'"
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1902-08-06
RAILROADS
SOUTHERN RAILWAY.
Schedule corrected to May IS. i9tH.
Tra;ns leave Southern Railway Station

Schedule corrected TO May y. l%H.
Trains leave Southern Railway Station.
Alexandria:
s:23 A. M.-Daily-Local for IIsrrisonburg
Warrenton, Charlotte and way stations.
Hos A. M.-Daily-IeavesW Washington,
Southern Station -Washington Richmond
and Florida Limited via Richmond and Dan
Vile, frstclass coach to jacksonville and
drawing room and sleeper to II. augustine:
ii:35 A. M.-Daily-U. 5. Fast Mail. First
class coaches and drawing-room sleeper 10
New Orleans Dining car service.
ll:57 A. M.-Week Days-Local for War
renton and Charlottesville.
4:23 p. M.-Week Days-lOcal for Har-
risonburg and way stations on Manassas
branch.
1852 P. M.-Daily-Local for warrenton and
Charlottesville.
9;O7 p. M.-Daily-New York and Atlanta
Express-First class coach and sleeper 10 At
lanta. Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays
Sunset Route Tourist sleeper washington 70
San Francisco. =,
1910 p. M.-Daily-New York and Florida
Express. First class coach and sleeper to Sa-
yannah. jacksonville and Port Tampa.
Sleeper to Augusta, with connections for
Aiken, Summeryille, Charleston and Atlanta.
Dining car service.
1921 p. M.-Daily Washington and Chat
tanooga Limited (via Lynchburgl. First
class coach and sleeping, car to Roanoke
Knoxville, Chattanooga and Memphis. Sleep
err to New Orleans. Dining car service.
Hos p. M.-Daily Washington and South
western Limited. All Pullman train, club
and observation ears to Atlanta and Macon.
Sleepers to Nashville, Atlanta, Macon, Mem
phis and New Orleans. Dining car service.
TRAINS ON BLUEMoNT BRANCH.
Leave Alexandria at 7:57 A. NJ, LOO and
ass p. NJ. week days: 9:0s A. NJ. and 6:33 z.
NJ. Sundays only for Blucmont, and 6:S3 P.
NJ. week days for 1.eesburg
Through trains from the South arrive at Al,
exandria 6.i7, $780, 7:20 and 9;25 A. NJ. and
l:4O and 1853 p. NJ. daily. From Harrison
burg 1l:l6 A. NJ. week days and 900 p. NJ:
daily. From Charlottesville sos A. III. and
9:20 p. NJ. daily.
For detailed schedule figures, tickets. Pull
man reservation, ETC., apply to w. u. LIZ
HEW, ticket agent, Alexandria, Va.
c. III. ACKERT, General Manager.
s. II. HARDWICK, Gen. Passenger Agent.
L. S. Brown, General Agent.
Washington, D. C..
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1902-08-06

1.-THE other night l took nap on the
sofa and dreamed something sharp was
going through me-"
"Did the dream come trueP
Eyes; when awoke found my wife
had gone through my pockets. l guess
she is sharp enough. News.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1902-08-06
The Difference.

Mrs. Dash-The idea of Mrs. Rash
having society aspirations! Why, her
father was a peddler!
Mr.. Dash-Yes; she's entirely too for
ward. She ought to hang back until
people have forgotten it. Now, in your
case, my dear, 1t was your grandfather
who was peddler.