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The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1902-07-13
When Labouchere Went to Boston

"nen EdOOUItlcI w CIT ~ 1oSAO'
When Henri Labouchere, the Radical
member of Parliament from Northamp-
ton, was an attache of the British Lega-
ton at Washington, he was sent to Bos-
ton to keep his eye on some Irish pa
triots' He registered at small motel
in q poor quarter Of the city under the
name of Smith, as it was essential that
his identity should not be disclosed.
few days after he got there the hotel
was seized for debt and the proprietor
called upon the guests to settle up their
accounts and remove their baggage. La
bouchere was so short of money that he
could not pay his bill in full; consequent
" he had to lave his trunk as a pledge
of ultimate solvency. while he sent post
haste to Washington for remittance.
While awaiting it's arrival his funds ran
lower and lower, and on one occasion,
while eating in a cheap restaurant. he
discovered that ne hadn't money enough
to meet his check While considering
his dilemma he noticed that the walters
all of whom were Irish, watched him
with great interest. Finally, one OF them
approached him with an astonishing show
of reverence.
Excuse me, sir, WHISPERED the waiter.
as he bent over Labochere, but aren't
you Maegher. the patriot?
The question was just the cue that La
bouchere needed.
'.S-s-sh." he whispered placing finger
on his lips and the waiter retreated to
inform the other employees of the estab-
lishment that one who has suffered SO
much for the cause their original sur
mise was correct. for Labouchere did
look a great deal like the noted exile.
When the meal was finished the diner
walked to the cashier and throwing down
his check, made a pretense OF reaching
for his wallet. The cashier stopped him.
Not cent, sir; not cent she said;
eve are honored to have man like
YOU eat here May I shake hands with
q brother patriot, of Ireland?"
Gravely Mr.. iLabouchere shook and
graveIy he stalked out of the restaurant,
followed by the adnliring glances of the
entire staff.
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MS. copy handy:
BILLY BONES FANCY.
rro tha tune of BLOW the Man DOWN.
Fifteen men on a dead mans chest;
Yo-.ea' fheave) tho an a bottle O. rum!
Drink and the devil had done for the rest'
Yo-.ea. Tho, and bottle O rum:
They drank and they drank and they
got so drunk,
Yo-.ea' -ho, and a bottle O rum!
Each from the dead man bit chunk
Yo-.ea' Tho. and bottle o rum!
They sucked his blood and they crunched
his bones;
Yo-.ea' tho, and bottle o rum!
When suddenly up came Davy Jones.
Yo-.ea'- ho, and a bottle o rum!
And Davy Jones had big black key,
Yo.ea'-ho. and a bottle o. rum!
The kew to his locker beneath the sea-
Yo-.ea'- ho, and bottle o rum!
He vinked and he blinked like an owl
in 4 tree;
Tho, and a bottle o rum!
And sri71nned with a horrible kind O.
siee:
-ho, and a bottle O. rum!
my men, says he, you must come with
Yo-.ea no. and a bottle @ rum!
Must come wi me to the depths of the
sea,
Yo-.ca. -ho. and a bottle O. rum!
So he clapped them into his locker in
the sea,
Yo-'ea' -lo. and a bottle O. rum!
And locked them in with his big black
key,
Yo-.ea' -ho. and a bottle O. rum!
Some songs ended one way and some
another the most popular seeming to-
ha-And now. young men. take warning.
Never touch liqour not one drop at all;
or. Young men. take warning from this
ere song Drink no liquor SO devilish
strong The boatswain. or whoever sings
the lines, and the capstan crew, or rope
Eatlers, hawl out the rum chorus. 1t is
oue of the sweetest songs i'll the deep
water sailors repertoire. 1t originated in
the wreck of an English buccaneer upon
tie cay called The Dead Mans Chest,
in the old days away :. back yonder.
.Aocut all there was left on the sand
bar after the storm was a quantity OF
rum and fifteen men. They lad only
rum with which to Quenci their thirst.
and each other to subsist upon until a
particularly violent storm came up and
swept all but the lone survivor off into
Davy Jones locker.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1902-07-13

Of General ]. II. Devereu,S- She was born
people have lived since 1896. When an IN,
FAINT she was taken to Tennessee, IN
which State her family lived until the
breaking out of the Civi! War, during
which her father was superintendent OF
the military railroads, stationed at a aiy;
nnsmonoiitan. having been passed III
CIeraIand, Ohio; New York city, Chlcaso,
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1902-07-13
One.Sided Game.

'1 don't think it's fair. JOSIAH said
Mrs. Chugwater. as the attendants bath
ed her sprs.ined ankle with soothing To-
lions and wrapped bandages about It.
You're the one that always carries tbs
accident policies and I'm the one that's
always getting hurt."-Tit-Btts.
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and Boston. with frequent visits to Mar n,
biehead, where so much of the material
for her rst two n9xels was is o6ta ife9v
of this Quaint old town in the early days
Of the the 4 Revolution and the fascinating
heroine bears the name OF Mistress
Dorothy Up and 1sat PAIN 10 is the
S Sanas % o novel, While in Latte Of
fouisIana' she returns to historical ro-
nance.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1902-07-13
SHORT STORIES OF
WELL-KNOWN FOLK
just Hops.

just Hops.
Congressman Jacob RUPERT, Jr.. OF the
Fifteenth New York District, was travel
ling recently through the upper part OF
New York State. when his attention was
attracted by a graf quantity OF vines
growing beside the track.
.'What are those vines. conductor
asked tho eminent brewer. They seem
common enough but I can't give EN-
name"
Then things there!" ungrammatic teal
ly gasped the astonished conductor, why
them's hops-just hops"
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1902-07-13
Thanks God for Profanity.

Among the "old salts in Congress IS
Senator Perkins, of California, who ship
ped before the mast in the days OF his
youth. He still has many vivid recol-
lections of his life on the ocean wave
and delights to tell them to some OF his
crcnies Here is one that concerns a
storm and a preacher:
The storm was a. tremendous one. and
it looked as If the vessel were doomed
to 20 under. In the midst Of the ex-
element minister. who was one OF the
passengers, asked the captain II he could
have prayers. ;.
"Oh, never mind about the prayers"
said the captain. THE men are swear
ing too hard to stop for prayers and as
long as you hear them swearing" added
the captain, there is no danger
The minister went back to his cabin.
little while later, when the storm grew
w.rte the preacher went up on deck to
sen what the sailors were doing.l linen
he vent back to his wife.
THANK Cod he said, fervently.
These men are still swearing
Estenuating Circumstances.
At the meeting of the American ORA
mat tic Club, Dean Hart. who wrote The
Parish Priest" told this story:
You know / am a hayseed. and live
with my father, an Irishman. seventy
years of age, on a farm on the outskirts
of Wil1esbarre. One day, not long ago.
the old man said to me:
"Dan. me bye you're dom nuthin !,
SUI pose we come out an give me- a nahd
putin up that fence.
Father said I, I don't know any
thing about building fences.
"well. I CUES you can't spoil 1T much,
so CINE along.
Il nailed on boards indifferently we'll.
On the hillside. just above Us. was a
Hungarian miner practicing with re-
vclver. apparently lrehearsing for the
rext strike. Directly bullet came
crushing through the fence just beside
ne.
"'cood Lord. father, that fellow is
shooting at me- I shouted.
"'Never moind. Dan said he. perhaps
hos seen one Of yer plays.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1902-07-13
The Philosophy of the Christian Religion.
By DR.. Andrew nj Fairbairn- The

By Or. Andrew NJ Fairbairn. The
Macmillan Company. New York
Dr. Fairbairn OF Mansfield College, Ok
ford. may fairly be said to be the lead
inc the ologian in England outside the
established Church. To his previous
works. THE Place OF Christ IN Modern
Theology Studies in the Life of
Christ The Light of God" and RE
iigion in History and Modern Life. he
has now added "The Philosophy OF Chris
tan Religion which is a masterpiece
in his field OF effort. One must agree to
this whether or not he ccuntenances the
learned gentleman's thinking.
The present book is divided into two
main divisions Cd the Questions in the
Philosophy Of Nature and Mind which
son: (2) the Person of Christ and the
Making of the Christian Religion. This
latter section is again divided into three,
on The Founder as ar historical person.
or Jesus.as he appears in the Sypnopuc
Gospels: The Creation of the Christian
Religion by the Interpretation of the
Person OF Christ; the Religion Of Christ
and the Ideal of Religion.
Dr. Fairhai,l says in his work that no
religion can be known in its Sacred
Books alone, or simply through its specu-
lative thinkers and religious reformers;
and of all religions the one that these
can least interpret is the encyclopaedia
aggregation of cults and customs we
know as HindooisIn. Hence DR.. Fair
bairn realizes the force OF custom and
usage, Of social convention and religious
observance, the didactic and Coercive
power of a worship which can command
obedience where its value is doubted, or
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1902-07-13
Halifax. Perhaps

,"Shay," began the inebriated caller.
want a good cornpositor here?"
mo room here" snapped the busy pub
Usher Get out!''
well, shay dye ye know Of any rzzher
place you could tell me to go tor
'.Yes. but I'm too polite
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1902-07-13

Mrs. Nexdore-Afy daughter was prac-
ticing her new concert piece last night
Did you hear her?
Mrs. Pepprey-Oh, yes.
Mrs Nexdore-How was it?
Mrs. PeppreyI simply couldn't get
away; that's how It Was.-PhiladelDh1a
Press. ~
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even where it is denied and despised-
lie sees in Hindoo.sm. religion Mhlch
had an innumerable multitude OF oel!les
and an Understandable variety OF worships.
which had grown out Of simple and
primitive naturaiism that had no kno"i-
edge Of these Gods and rites. which hao
had hosts of retormers vino had yet only
added TO the r,lythologies and cults they,
had set out to purge and reform and
which still amid SO many changes was
conceived and described as one rellsion,
ard as continuous with that OIL the an
c;ent Aryan men.
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~LAFrrTE, OF LOUISIANA. :"
'1's4sis...NG teSH<sss
.,---. C2r~

recently said that It IS ''one of the most
dramatic American novels ever wr1tlen.
1t came out anonymously, and the press
generally exhausted conjecture in trying
to fix Its authorship. Il is beyond Dues
lion book of intense interest ana ara
the absorption of the reader.
The present generation Of novel 1esa-
ers, many of whom have never seen the
book and know of it but vaguely. VII mss
an unusual sensanon-as Well as q most
Illuminating view of the sea OF trou-
bles" of the era 80 graphically painted
If they neglect this famous piece or vera
ciouS fiction.
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Strenuous Logic.


Vas Bills got back from Congress. an
you wouldn't know I'm; we'll,
He wears a spreadin' Panama an clothes
thets cut jes' swell.
The reason thet he's hardly Known ny
cheerin' pop-u-lace
Is tibet his arm is In sl1ns-court plaster
on his facet
We thought. but didn't mention twas re-
suit O janboree,
But as we went t sympathlze, then very
quickly he
Says. Boys, them scars are glorious
thew represent the weight
or rough an tumble argument IN Senate's
fierce debated"
An then we asked him as he poked some
fat cigars at us,
An mentioned they were presents frum
the thoughtful sugar trus':
We've heard you speak at ptcnics nne,
but would you kin'ly state
How did We squash them oraytors whom ye
were in debate?'
An as he set 'em up agtn he threw HIS
shoulders back
An says: when arguments get hot I
fetch the jay crack.
An foller with an uuper-cut, tab an
strangle hoF.
unfold
Or course we didn't understandable only
print we meet
Is some mail order catalogue an Argus
But now we know. for yestiddy. down
there at Perkins store.
81 Linkers said he'd heard about them
Senate scraps before
So Bill has gone an sauashed himself
Wen use our influence
T. put in Lem the blacksmith; not fer his
But thet oil LENS a scrapper an Is
mighty In muss.
Who's bound t be a credit an bring glory
@ DJen Ply RI in Baltimore Herald
A BIT Of Nature.
strollng through dangerous dusks Of
Beauty lies next us, with no need to
Our hearts with Natures are III perfect
We view her face, we hear what she
may speak
Of tinkling waters. where the mountain
Run downward to the vale In merry
And mingle with the nowerE music
dreams.
To add sweet share Of beauty to the scene
The luscious liacs loll upon the wall
Bunches Of color melting in the green.
Filling the air with perfumes prodigal
The Sky-IOVed lark, WIN "1QeSpIedo,
Hangs in ether high above our heads
Only an instant stops. and Joyous sings,
Upheld by sunlights golden, airy
threads.
The voices Of the forest never cease:
Fond mating birds sing madrigals OF
love;
We hear the soft susurrus OF the breeze
Through tree-tops making harmony
above.
Nature her lover never yet forsook:
Where melody and beauty so combine
We only need to listen and to look
To see the face and hear the voice
divine.
George Birdseye in Boston Transcript
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.Song of the Raccaneers."

>oO''S " Ee'6S t1e1o oe1' Y .
The pirate Laro in Latte" has
so1. which is desperate enough, but it is
mere ttnsel STACEY desperation compared
with dear old . Billy Bones Fancy.
..Billy Bones" IS mona Of your DELHI
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1902-07-13
Held for Orders. BY Frank Il. SpeairAan
! Mcclure. Philips q Co, New OK
4 Eel Book and Stationery Co. Rich

Il
.He,d For Orders is a collection Of
tatlroa6 stories 1t depicts The west OF
fhe railroad man, the west that IS bound
"a by the shining rails Through these
ktories the careless traveller may come
10 understand in a degree the terrific
Responsibility resting on those who en-
lure him a safe conduct from coast 10
Toast In the racy veInacuiar OF tae!!,
Iisss and country the roadnlaster. the
bperator. the wiper. The t:ainIi2astsr, Inc
k,sI.stcher and Others tell cf hiood-Qolci-
kning experiences that illustrate the
tte,n competency of character itsing 70
The hours emergency The uta.ost neea
kf men TO be men is made apparent here.
khe-e nerve. GOODNESS, good Judgment
md bravery are constantly called nr9n
{o overcome obstacles that the clock IKE
condition OF Eastern ROADS KNOW NoLAlns
If. where rude virtues stand Tor them
teiyes and where cosnra desGip is a mat
Ter OF every day. as We'll as OF The grim
trists.
Frank Il Spesrnlan. the author. VAS
syor., and brought up in Wisconsin Inc
hays inclination bent him n the direc-
ion OF the railroad, anc Eircn OF the
Snow.'aage he uses in his stories was
bicked up while riding on the Northwest
Nm In his native State. This was supple
hented later hut on the plains. by init
nate acquaintance with the Burlington
Seople and their line. Mr. Spsar;nan 5
krsi literary work went into 1arpeEs
Weekly and Earrera Magazine-descrip-
live and critical articles. faeuon be at
EYnptcd only a few wears ago. his stores
[ppear!ng for the most part In Mcclure S
il 5arazine The Nerve of Foley" is the
i ffie of Mr. Spearnlans first book.
80 -
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ponds
For lite and al things nat hi. bounty
Ny dear old dog. most constant of an
Not quick to mind, but quicker ar than
To Him whom GOO know and own: bis
Deep brown and liquid. w.toh.a Tor nv
He is moro patient underneath tho nd
Than T. when God his wise CORRECTION,
He looks iove at mo. deep as word. s.er
spake;
And from me never crumb nor sup viii
But he wags thanks with his most vocal
And when some crashing noiso wakes all
He is content ard quiet II I'm near,
Secure that my protection will prevail:
So faithful, mindful, thankful, trustful. he
Tells me what I unto my God should be.
William Croswell Doane-
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A wonderful stream, is the river OF Time,
AS it runs through the realms of tears,
With faultless rythm and musical
rhyme,
And broader sweep and a surge sub
lime,
And blends with the ocean of years.
There's a musical isle up the river of
Where the softcst of airs are playing;
There's a cloudless sky and tropical
cline,
And song as sweet as a vesper chime.
And the tunes with the roses are
staying.
The name of this isle is the Long Ago"
And we bury our treasures there;
There are brows of beauty and bosoms
of snow,
There are heaps Of dust, but we loved
them SO,
There are trinkets and tresses Of hair
There are fragments of songs that no.
body sings.
And part of an infants prayer:
There's g lutte unswept and harp with
out strings,
There are broken vows and pieces Of
rings
And the garments they used to wear
There are hands that are waved when
the fairy shore
By the mirage is lifted in air,
And we sometimes hear them through
turbulent roar,
Sweet voices we heard in the days gone
before,
When the wind down the river is fair
Oh, remembered for aye be that blessed
isle.
All the day Of life till night;
and wnen evening comes with its beau
tiful smile.
And cur eyes are closing to slu1nber
awhile,
May that Greenwood" of soul be in
sight
The Rose and the Nightingale.
The Roses heart is heavy with desire,
And all her little leaves are tipped with
flame;
But she is shy and full of tender shame.
And red with bushes for the rapturous
Her fond dreams of the Nightingale In
spre;
For all the garden knows her secret
aim,
BY the perfume In which she breathes
his name
Oh, when you find her. Nightingale, I
Some time between the twilight and the
Your Joy will make the listening lilies
And you who in the dusk were so for
lorn,
In ecstacyi of love will tremble so
You will fall fainting on the cruel thorn:
Elisa. Barker in Harper's Magazine of
July.
Bishop Doane and His Dog.
i an, quiet sure he thinks that i am Cod
since He Is God on whom each one de-
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q Eoo,,s Er-ane. by one OF the ROOFS
G. Anonymous. Fords. Howard & HUI

e Anonymous. Fords. Howard & HUI
bert, New York. sl,5o
4, Since public attention has been called
II late TO the romantic elements in
Emerican h!story--in The Colonial. Rero-
fIionary and Civil War per.ods-it is
tell to recall the notable contributions
n that sort already available. a famous
koyei Of the Reconstruction Era in the
fouth is "a Fools Errand. by One Of the
FOOLS from the pen OF Northern man
Kho lived for seventeen years in the
Sddst az the tremendously exciting. events
lanicted. taking large share in them.
kfss hook had an extra ordinary vogue
IS the eighties, and justly. while 1t has
Sever ceased to hold q certain popular
Etruet, Prot Harry Thusston Peck has
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SOC. unb 300, BET allen 9rpguiiten.
Scott b y ptpn gbemifer, Neip g)crt.

ru9. bequem aus Der 0riife in Sic
S9uppe unb bur9 beren S6eitelDffz
nung na4 auBen tritt.
Sci anberen Sormen, namentli9 aug
Der 9ruppe Der 3ipflinse ooer Sbetlen,
iener eisenartisen, als f9nedenfDrmise,
CRIME Haupen meift bonn 2aub BON
8Gumen ii9 erndbrenben 8lGulinge,
Die am binteren Nubenptnfel Der Sim
terfligel Elm fleines S9pGns6en baz
BEN, fteben bic S6uppen an beIonberen
SteIen Der Sberieite biht suiammen,
aber often unO frei, ni9t in elmer Saf9e
perborgen. Sur9 bic CARTE Wanbuns
Der S4uppen brinst Der Suft. Sol6e
S9uppen finben fi6 aud BEL benz eiBz
ltngen. S9ren Suft tann man na9z
tpeifen, tpenn man BEL einem Giibiaatz
peiblins GYieris napi") nit benz Sim
ger ben Staub BON Der Sberieite Der
Sligel abpii6t. Man pirb bann einen
pirsigen Suft, Gbnli6 pts ben bon
gitronen= pber Meli6enblitben. se>
fpdbr.
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Gines &naben tuilbsr Titt fir's 2sbeu

SIN Samilientreiie ieinen Sob er:
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Mehnlid per6dlt es fi&, mo bas gnbe
burh atute fieberbafte Rranfbeiten bers
beigeflbrt pirb. Wer iemals felbff on
Sppbus ober f9peren Malariaz Mttaden
barnteoerlag, pirb beitdtigen f0nnen,
baB er CUR 3eit i9perften &rant5eins
enttpeoer gar ni4t ober nit Der gr0bten
@letdgiltigteit an bic MDali4feit oes
Sobes oadte; Der Selbfterbaltunastrieb
mar eben s~eitueiie ~ponitdnbis erlofden.
90 TT oenn audi Der fo%genannte Soz
bestampf, bas HD9eln unb Hafeln in
ben 2~uftpesen, bas beiipielspeiie nad
einem i4peren, tDbtli9en S6laaanfal
oft, bur4 mebrere Sage anbaltenb, benz
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meift bereits in ienem apat6iI9en 53uz
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rtngerer StGrte ober gar niat mebr
empfunben perben. Was ben Sobesz
tampf betrifft, 10 fennt au9 bic Wif7enz
faaft einen fol9en; es 1T aIgemein aez
brau9lid. bon elmer Mgonie (Ramp)
gu reoen. 9enau betra9tet lit aber Bel
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&f bereits beenbist: Der Sob lit
f4cn Der Steser auf benz Sdlaatfelbe,
bas 2eben, Der unterliesenbe She'll, entz
fliebt. Ser pirtli9e &f bat tpdbz
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hOberen Stabien setobt, nun tritt bic
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tit alp Der fogenannte Sobesfampf
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felt. Der Biz babin 2eibenbe Fat in
@abrbeit i4on iebt ausselitten. penn
audi oft grf9etnunsen porbanben finb,
bic auf bos 9eeent6eil binbeuten unb
beshalb auf Die llmsebung einen tiefen
Ginorud ausiiben. Die unrube, bas
RDdeln, 4e95en unb StDbnen, bic
3udunsen unb &rdmpfe iinb nur Gu=
berliAe, meift refleftorif9e, ni6t gum
8epuBtiein selansenbe Symphonic, be-
men mir ni9t gu groBe 8ebeutung bei>
lesen birfen BEL I~nlesuns bes Mabz
ftabes on bic pirtli9en 2eiben bes
Sterbenben.
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Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1902-09-18
AiJfnrtker uttf ReiCru.

profeKor Mttus reiit i'm S9neGsue
mad Miinden. I'm bic Mittagsaeit
ruff Der S9affner: n@ser! breibig
Minuten!"-O er 9 roefor
rSie betonen ba nit srobem patbos
cine relatip unerbebli9e Sbatfa4e.
Sb mir bier breibis Minuten Mufents
balt baben, 1T fir bic Melt i'm Mnge>
meinen pie fir Gser i'm 8efonberen
CANA nebenfd9ltd. Oasesen hdtten
Sic berporbeben miifen, bab In biefer
Station WaIenftetn am %. Jebruar
1884 ermprbet tporben it'll"
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1902-09-18
NnoliirkIidbr Ansrenf.

9 eude (tpel9er basu tommt.
als bic Srau zines S4mierenbireftors
in 5olse zines ebeliden 3Diftes ibrem
Mann etnen 8orb &artoffeln an ben
aopf nirfD: Sea, no, id CLAUDE gar.
sSbr babt Streit mitetnanber9"-
6 Of m bireftor vId
mo, i9 babe meiner 5rau nur ben
!9amlet porseipielt, unb ba bat fie bag
Yublifum mdrfirt!"
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1902-09-18
Enfant terrible.

sNun, 9ret9sn, bait Ou es benin
Oeiner Mama geiagt, bab i9 ba bin9"
$50, fe freute fi9."-nSo, mas bat
tie benn seiast9"-rSu bGtteit gerabe
nod aefeblt!"
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1902-09-18
Auf 1luomrueu.

rWie bat Sbnen meine SrasDbie
gefaGen2"-r2ahen sic eine Muitt
basu f9reiben unb penn bic gut tit,
f6reiben Sic elm r,eiles 2ibrettp!"