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The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1902-08-27

The ordinary fly is partly RESPONSE
BILE for the spread of cholera IN the
Philippines, according to a report
made by Major l.. M. Maus, commits
sioner of public health for the Philip
pine Islands, to the war department.
The report says that from March 20
to May l5, l ,005 cases of Asiatic cho'-
era were reported in Manila, 500 Of
which resulted fatally.
An Atlanta, Ga, bank has opened q
department exclusively for its women
clients. The paying teller is woman,
who pays all checks presented 10 her
in brand new currency. Depo )rs
in the woman's department are fur
nished with dainty combination ~
and pass books bound in Russian !
er.
Charles Uhtof, one of the eloycD
men who survived the massacre of
Company q, Ninth United States In
fan,ry, in the Philippine Islands, has
reached his st. Louis home. He wac
stabbed seven times, and has a bolo
knife, which was run through his
shoulder, as souvenir of the occasion
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1902-08-27

Blair Irwin, one of the survivors of
the gallant 600 who made the famous
charge at Balaklava during the Cri-
mean war, an exploit which was immOr-
talized by Tennyson in his poem "The
Charge of the Light Brigade," is liv-
ing with his wife on the small farm
known as the Ansel Smith place, sit
uated about four miles from Sharon
village, on the border of Stoughton
Mass.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1902-08-27

olina, was notified that an attempt
would he made to supply Fort Sumter
with provisions only, and that no effort
to put in men, arms or ammunition
would be made if the attempt were not
resisted. That it was resisted we know
full well. Two days after the bloodless
battle of Fort Sumter, Lincoln issued
his proclamation TO raise $4,000 troops
and the war of 1861 was begun in
earnest
So we see our fathers fought for
their rights, for the principle upon
which the constitution Of the United
States was founded-the right of self.
government. The right was ours, but
5he might was theirs.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1902-08-27

F" Lend me your ear minute," re-
marked Mrs. Brown to her husband
the other evening. VIII you give
it back to me?" he inquired with
mock anxiety. "Of course L will, you
idiotl Do you suppose L want to
start a tannery2" She got the ear.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1902-08-27

newspaper an advertisement stated
that " Mr.. aud Mrs. Brown have left
off clothing of every description and
invite your careful inspection"
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1902-08-27

The annual report of the depart-
ment of agriculture shows that there
are just 259, ,513 acres planted in gu.
gar beets in this country.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1902-08-27

Barber-Will you have anything on
your face when have finished, sir?
Vlctim-I do not know. But / hope
you'll save my nose, at least.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1902-08-27

awe never realize the full value of
athing until we lose it," remarked the
moralist.
That's right" remarked The prac-
tical man, =" especially if the thing
lost was insured"
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1902-08-27

During the Omaha Exposition Sen
ator Chauncey M. Depew and s. II.
Galloway, president of the American
locomotive company, were strolllng
about the midway, taking in the sights,
when they were invited into large
hail to see the "greatest performance
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1902-08-27

Mother" Tommy, if you don't sit
etill l'll have to punish you. Why
can't you be patient 2"
An absent husband telegraphed to
his wife, 81 send you kiss" He
received the reply: "Spruce young
man called and delivered the kiss in
good order"
Barber-Will you have anything on
your face when have finished, sir?
Vlctim-I do not know. But i hope
you'll save my nose, at least.
"We never realize the full value of
thing until we lose it," remarked the
moralist.
That's right" remarked The prac-
tical man, especially if the thing
lost was insured"
Teacher-Tommy, what is the diff
ference between a comma and Pc
riod (?
Tommy-A comma is dot with a
tail to it and period IS bob tail dot.
Colonel" said the reporLer, what
is your opinion of this water cure 2''
The gentleman from Kentucky dlew
himself up to his full height, but
would not say word.
Father Qmpressively) 1
should be taken away suddenly, what
would become of you, my boy u?
Irreverent Son-I'd stay here. The
| question is What would become
of you 2"
"I see you attend nearly every
gamt. DO you understand the game %
"No," replied the pretty girl in The
white duck suit. 81 hate the game
but that pitcher is mighty handsome.' 81
| Mr.. Stubbs-Here's an item that
says when women marry they stop
reading 30 much fiction.
Mrs. Stubbs-Well, John, 1 guess
that's because they hear 80 much from
their husbands.
Mrs. Gayboy (who is not prize
beauty)--A friend of mine says you
only married me for money. Is IT
Lrue2
Gayboy-Certainly not, dear. II
may seem improbable, but really and
truly married you for love.
Biggs-So Jaggsby has passed in his
checks, eh? Poor fellow, he hat
many vices.
Diggs-Yes, but he had at least ont
redeeming virtue.
II Biggs-What was that7
Diggs-He never smoked cigarettes
Mamma" said little Georgia
"does deaf and dumb boy talk wit
!, his fingers 2"
!, eyes, DEAR" replied his mother.
WE'LL" continued the small inter
= rogator, Z" how do you suppose he Say
, his prayers If his fingers are sore? ?
Instead of the American expresslor
> cast off clothing" the English ust
left off clothing" In an Englis
q IA. 9T o7 Z "a.
n Bear. the 7H''h' %s Kind You Ha.. Always s'"G
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1902-08-27

Mrs. Gaswell-So Ethel married
abroad and married well, did she9
Mrs. Dukane-What / said was that
she was we'll married.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1902-08-27

"No, Johnny, said the father, as
they sat at dinner, "you can't have
second piece of pie. One is enough
for you"
"There tits again." rejolned the lit
tie fellow. I" You are always sayin'
| must learn to eat pie with fork an
then You won't gimme a chance"
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1902-08-27
IN A HUMOROUS VEIN.

Mother" Tommy, if you don't sit
etill l'll have to punish you. Why
can't you be patient ?'
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1902-08-27

An absent husband telegraphed to
his wife: 81 send you kiss" He
received the reply: "Spruce young
man called and delivered the kiss in
good order"
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1902-08-27

Colonel" said the reporLer, what
is your opinion of this water cure 2"
The gentleman from Kentucky dlew
himself up to his full height, but
would not say word.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1902-08-27

There were two ceremonies, q
civil and religious"
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1902-08-27

Teacher Tommy, what is the diff
ference between comma and Pc
riod ?
Tommy-A comma is dot with a
tail to it and a period IS bob tail dot.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1902-08-27


L must learn to eat pie with a fork an
then you won't gimme chance"
"Now, little boy, what's the mean
ing OF the word hypocrisy 2" asked
Sunday school teacher of her favoritc
pupil.
81 can't explain what it is, but 7
know it all the same"
"Give me an example of byroo
,isy."
"When q fellow says he loves hi
Sunday school teacher. That's hypoc-
risy."
Have cigar. One of my favor
lite brand," said Cheeply. Thanks"
jerks, who knew the brand, replied,
as he carefully placed the cigar in his
hat. Do you always keep cigars
there 2' inquired Cheeply. "No;
only certain kinds. You know, they
say few cabbage leaves in your hat
will prev sunstroke."
"She's one of the most economical
women ever saw" her neighbor was
saying. Why, do you know WI t
she did7 She got married three wee.s
before she was ready, just to make e
possible for her husband to take
vantage of the summer excursion rs
on their wedding trip, and they
only only !, going about Nghty miles, as
The following explanatory note ac-
companied a Liberty (Mo.) young
mans wedding gift to friend "My
dear girl You will find in the box
thingamajig, which has something to
do with eating. It's cross between
a harpoon and hayfork. 1t may be
for spearing pickles or stacking chop
ped cabbage. Any way, you will be so
happy that you won't care.'
District attorney Jerome, of New
York, whose father, Lawrence Jc-
rome, was celebrated wit of his day,
says that on certain occasion when
he was little chap he was riding on
his fathers knee in Fifth avenue
stage, every other seat being taken.
At the corner lady entered and his
father said to him in severe tones
1" Why, Travers, my boy, L am
ashamed of you Why don't you get
up and give this lady your seat 2"
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1902-08-27

A9T % T EAs
Bears the Hlhe Kind You Have Always BoVga
a''si;''' = I(9MAz1ZsS
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1902-08-27

While the late Judge Thurman, of
Ohio, was in Congress, his wife, leav-
ing for visit to friends, exacted from
the judge promise that he would be
"teetotaler" during her absence. On
the day of Mrs. Thurman's return the
Judge stopped in the dining-room be-
fore going to welcome her 10 take a
drop of that from which he had
abstained during her absence. While
in tho act of pouring whiskey into his
glass he heard Mrs. Thurman patter-
ing down the stairs. Quickly putting
has left hand, in which he held the glass,
behind him, with his right hand ex-
tended, he said, I'm glad to see you
home, my dear"
Allen, what have you behind you9''
Whiskey, my dear"
"0hl Allen, don't you remember
last year, when you were stumping the
State, you didn't taste drop, and you
were never 30 we'll in your life2"
/" Yes, my dear, / remember, but we
lost the State"
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1902-08-27

Instead of the American expression,
4" cast off clothing," the English use,
cleft off clothing" In an English
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1902-08-27
ABSOLUTELY PURE

aoya. eAxMo eowpeR CO.. NEW yoak.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1902-08-27

Father Gmpressively) y)-Suppose L
should be taken away suddenly, what
would become of you, my boy
Irreverent Son-I'd stay here. The
question is !: What would become
of YOU ?''
The daily sentinel., 1902-11-01
SHOES FOR MEN.

handsome, looking shoes are now
made suitable for men who work.
These shoes will stand the severe
wear and do not cost much.
1t is so long ago that nothing but
coarse, ill-fittnig shoes We're made to
sell to workingmen. Indeed, some
stores have not as yet recognized the
change. Here you will find as good
a shoe as a man need to wear for 50,
So 80 and SO.
Stoddart's Boston Shoe Store.
The daily sentinel., 1902-11-01
COMMUNICATED.
Grand junction Oct.

Grand Junction Oct. 81.
Ed Sentinel.
Refer to Thursdays Sentinel:
There is no Socialist organ pub
lished by the socialist party. The
Appeal to Reason. Girard, Kan. The
Coming Nation, Rich Hill, Mo-, The
Labor Alliance, Denver, American
Labor Union Journal, Butte, Mon
tana, and The Colorado Chronicle
The above named papers have sent
many thousand copies of their papers
all over this and other states all of
which that came to Mesa county, l
have, as chairman of Mesa county.
paid for, or will pay for at their
published rates. Which of the above
papers do you call the socialist
organ ?' 1t will take an affidavit from
some reliable individual to convince
anyone of the truthfulness of your
statement that $4,000 copies of said
''organ'' was paid for by the repub-
lican party. / deny the ''smoke and
fire. and brand the report as false
and will forfeit 800 if they prove the
assertions true. Socialists are not
fusionists, they are revolutionists.
Neither are they ''reformers. " They
want peaceable solution of social
conditions. at the ballot box rather
than with firebrands and bullets which
the old parties are trying to bring
about.
Respectfully.
j. w SAWYER.
The daily sentinel., 1902-11-01
BUSINESS COLLEGE NOTES.

BUSINESS COLLEGE NOTES.
Mr.. Will Graham is quite i'll.
Forty-five scholars enrolled at pres
ent.
A. r. Fritzler of Snipes is taking
commercial work.
Mavis Wilson entered the shorthand
class this week.
Miss Kate Carver is taking the
shorthand course.
Mr.. Moore, a student attending the
night school came in last evening
with hayrack and took the students
of the college out to basket social at
Fruitvale. Everyone had good time.
Prof. F. l.. Nutter, who was en-.
gagged to take charge of the commerc-
ial department of the Blu siness college,
but was unable to do so on account of
illness will be here Monday to take
charge of the work.
The Students of the school have or
ganized a literary society. The fol-
lowing officers were elected: Presi-
dent, George Whitney; Vice president
William Graham Secretary, Marsh
all Graham; Treasurer. Miss Read.
The name of the society is the "'Hesp-
erian. -
The daily sentinel., 1902-11-01
NOTICE.

Notice is hereby given that there
will be meeting of the Gents Driv-
ing Club next Thursday night at the
office of Samuel G. McMullin. for the
purpose of arranging for purses and
races in the coming Thanksgiving
Day Race Matinee. A full attendan.
ce is desired.
W. P. Ella, President.
The daily sentinel., 1902-11-01
SOCIALIST TICKET.

(Advertisement)
For State Senator,
CHARLES p. McCARY.
For Representative,
j. f. WALKER.
For County Commissioner,
THOMAS NJ. TODD.
For County Surveyor,
CHARLES +. DAUGHERTY.
For Justice OF The Peace,
JAMES A. JOHNSON.
For Constable,
MURRAY CARVER.
The daily sentinel., 1902-11-01
A RESOLUTION.

The carpenters and joiners' union
No. pa at their regular meeting, held
last night, passed resolutions endors-
ing the platform, principles and tao
tics of the socialits labor party and
pledged their support to the S. L. P.
candidates at this election.
The daily sentinel., 1902-11-01
WEATHER REPORT.

r. The maximum temperature yester-
lay was 60 degrees and the minimum
This morning was 43 degrees.
Fair tonight and Sunday; cooler
onight.
The daily sentinel., 1902-11-01
THE BEST ROUTE.

Two trains daily via the Union Pa
ciltic. Solid track. quick time, per-
feet equipment Tourist sleepers
Denver to Kansas City, only 81. 30 per
double berth. See your local agent
or address e. r. Griffin. General
Agent, Denver
The daily sentinel., 1902-11-01
CHURCH SERVICES.

Christian Church-Morning sub
ject, Spirituality - evening theme,
''Value of Enthusiasm. There will
be Gospel meetings at 73: % D. IN. AL
u next week.
The daily sentinel., 1902-11-01

Presbyterian Services-The regular
preaching services will be held at the
church both morning and evening /;
services at IL "A. M. and I 80 p. m. a
hearty welcome is extended to strang-
ers and all Others
The daily sentinel., 1902-11-01

Methodist Church-Morning sub
ject, Potency of Faith evening sub,
iect, Sowing and Reaping.
The daily sentinel., 1902-11-01
FINAL SOCIALIST RALLY.

FINAL SOCIALIST RALLY.
Rev. j. Stitt Wilson will speak in
the opera house tonight on ''The
Program for Peacable Social Revol
ution.' This is the lecture which Mr..
Wilson delivered six months ago at
Broadway theatre, Denver. and every
body without respect to party should
hear it.
The daily sentinel., 1902-11-01

Christian Science church-Morn-
ing service, subject, adam and Fal-
len Man
The daily sentinel., 1902-11-01

Baptist Church-Morning and even.
ing services, preaching by Rev. Mr..
Beach
The daily sentinel., 1902-11-01

Rev. John Grebner of Salt Lake City
will hold German Luthern services at
the Presbyterin church Tuesday. Nov
4th at 2 p. IN. All are invited
The daily sentinel., 1902-11-01

Rememb Der we are Sole Agents
for Thonpson's Glove Fitting
Corsets. They are Famous"
and rightly so.
The daily sentinel., 1902-11-01

Have you seen what we think
Is the best cloak value shown?
Comes in castor and black
Price $11 80.
The daily sentinel., 1902-11-01

G.. w. Anglebarger of Denver will
preach i'll the Seventh Day Adventist
church, corner of Sth and Colorado
avenue. this Saturday and Sunday
nights at I 30 Subject tonight,
Sowing and Reaping for Eternity. ~
Sunday night, ''All Israel Will Be
Saved, Who Are True Israelites. - His
subject will be illustrated with two
trees
The daily sentinel., 1902-11-01

Book Cliff Camp No 81, Woodmen oil the
World meets in the Odd Fellows hall the I'D
and 4th Thursdays of each month. Visiting
Nelghbors always welcome. A. Seegmiller,
c. c., c. b. Rich, Sec.
The daily sentinel., 1902-11-01

Grand Junction Camp No. 1894 Modern
'Voodmen OF America meets I'd and 4th
Mondays in Odd Fellows hall at 8 p. m. c.
IL. CoVey, V. c., 5. K. Vols, Clerk,
The daily sentinel., 1902-11-01

Apple Blossom Circle No. Io7 Women OF
raft meets Lst and sd Fridays at Odd Eel
lows hall. Mrs. Ella Hards, q. N
Emma Merrill, Clerk.
The daily sentinel., 1902-11-01
MESA LODGE NO IS.

\. F. q A. M Meets the first and thirc
Thursday in each month at Masonic hall
anon Block. corner Fourth and Main S,s.
Nm Carlyle, Sec. A K Sampliner, w N
The daily sentinel., 1902-11-01

GRAND JURCT. CGAPTER
No "a, R NJ. meets second Thursday in
each month at Masonic hall. Canon Block.
corner Main and Fourth Streets
VIM Carlyle. Sec. w II Bannister, Z Ii z
The daily sentinel., 1902-11-01
TEMPLE COMMANDRY

No 23. KnIghts Templar, meets fourth
Thursday in each month at Masonic hall
= non Block, Main and Fourth Streets
VIM Car t.-, Rec JT Lunsdeu. P
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1902-12-21
JONES WANTS TO
HEAR EVIDENCE
DESIRES w. r. HEARsTs PETt
TON CONCERNING AN ALLEGED
CONSPIRACY IN COAL DEALING
TO BE SUBMITTED TO SENATE.

Washington. December 20. = Senator
Jones of Arkansas today introduced The
following resolution IN the senate:
Whereas On October ID. 1892, a sworn
statement or petition was filed with the
attorney general of the United States
by William Il. Hearst charging the exis-
tence of an Illegal combination or con-
spiracy among railroads therein named
engaged IN Interstate commerce, the
tendency and purpose of which was the
establishment Of a monopoly IN the busi-
ness Of transporting and selling anthra-
cite coal and in connection with said
petition a request was made fer permis-
sion to permit evidence showing the eX-
istence Of such a combinations and
Whereas, Said petition was referred
to the United States district attorney Tor
the Southern district Of New York with
Instructions to receive the evidence pre-
ferred and report the same to the depart
ment Of Justice; and
r'Whereas, A protraeted interval has
ela psed since the filing Of the said petit
ton and the submission of such evidence.
Resolved, That the attorney general
be, and is hereby directed, to transmit
to the senate the evidence presented by
said petitioner together with the report
thereon by said United States district
attorney"
Senator Jones asked for immediate con-
sideration of the resolution. but objec-
ton was made and it wont over until
the holidays.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1902-12-21
Nothing to Him.
| the Chicago Tribune.

From the Chicago Tribune.
I'm a day late with this BILL said the
man at the window of the gas company's
office, but I couldn't come around any
sooner. l get my ten cents rebate,
don't I?'
Not much" replied the man inside.
you'll pay the ten cents extra"
81 don't think / will
Wen shut the gas off at the house if
you don't"
That's all right" said the other, put
ting his money back in his pocket and
starting for the door shut 1t off as
quick as you please. I moved away from
there last week"
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1902-12-21

The weather has delayed our work,
will fix you next. Hermitage, sign paint
er, city.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1902-12-21
WHAT IT MEANS 70 You.
Few People Realize the lanportance Of
Good Digestion Until It Is Lost.

Many people suffer from dyspepsia ana
do not know It. They feel mean. out OF
sorts, peevIsh. do not sleep we'll dc. not
have a good, Keen appetite do not have
the inclination and energy for physical
or mental work they once had, but at the
same time do not feel any particular pain
or distress in the stomach. Yet all this Is
the result of poor digestion, an insidious
form Of Dyspepsia which can only be
cured by a remedy specially Intended to
cure Il and make the digestive organs act
naturally and properly digest the food
eaten. Bitters, after dinner pills and
nerve tonios will never help the trouble;
they don't reach It. The new medical dis
cOvery does. It Is called Stuart's Dys-
pepsia Tablets and is a specific for dys-
pepsla and Indigestion. 1t cures because
It thoroughly dlgests all wholesome food
taken into the stomach, whether the
stomach Is In good working order or not.
Stuart's Dyspepsia Tablets by digest
ing the food instead of making the worn
out stomach do all the work, gives 1t
much needed rest and q cure of dyspepsia
is tho natural result.
When you are nervous, run down and
sleepless. don't make the common MIS-
take Of supposing your nervous system
needs treatment and fill your stomach
with powerful nerve tonics which make
you feel good for a little while, only to
fall back further than ever.
Your nerves are all right but they ere
starved, they want food.
Nourish them with wholesome every
day food and plenty of it, well digested,
and you can laugh at nerve tonics and
medicine.
But the nerves will not be nourished
from a weak abused stomach. but when
the digestion has been made perfect by
the use Of this remedy all nervous symp-
toms disappear.
Who ever heard of man or woman
blessed with n vigorous digestion and
good appetite being troubled with their
nerves?
Good digestion means a strong nervous
system, abundance Of energy and capacity
TO enjoy the good things of lire.
Stuarts Dyspepsia Tablets will GER
tainly set your stomach and digestive or
gans right; they can't help but dc 1t be-
cause they nourlsh the body by digesting
the food eaten, and rest the stomach.
You get nourlshment and pest at one
and the same time, and that Is all the
worn-out dyspeptic needs to build him up
and give new life to every organ and an
added zest to every pleasure.
Stuart's Dyspepsia Tablets are a god
send to the army of men and women with
weak stomachs. weak nerves and Justly
merits the claim of being one of the most
worthy medical discoveries of the time.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1902-12-21
HiIlnan Hospital Training School.

The new hospital. when hnished-which
will be at very carly day-wiIl be COM
piete and thoroughly equipped In every
way. The training school for nurses is
now open in the present hospital. Ave
nue. d, between Ninctecnth and Twen-
tieth streets. The course will be two
years. and the nurses will receive thor
ough training IN both medical and surgi-
cal work Those desiring to study nurs-
ing will communicate with the supcrin-
tendcnt who will furnish all information
necessary application blanks, rules of the
training school, etc. Applicants should
be prompt.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1902-12-21
BOYCOTT OFF!

Cincinnati beers are now
"fair." The c Q q b r a t Q d
,'Moerlein" is again the ia
vorite.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1902-12-21
DIVIDEND NOTICE,

The directors of the Birmingham Rail-
way. Light and Power Company have
authorized the payment of a scmi-anuual
dividend of per cent on the preferred
stock OF the company, payable January |.
1903, to stockholders of record at the close
of business December 26. 1902. The trans
fer books will be closed from the evening
of December 26, 1902, to the morning Of
January 1, 1903.
ROBERT JEMISoN, President.
]. P. ROSS, Secretary. 12-2o-7t