Evening journal., 1902-01-02

llnlfoQuently leauS TO MURDER SneCp,
as you may or may not know feed in
so close order that when a flock has
fed over a range not a spear of grass
remains. Cattle browse at random,
and leave behind more than they eat,
so that the range may provide susten-
ance for two or three herds, one fol-
lowing the other
Brown--A man should speak to his
wife as he does TO his horse
Grenn-How is that2
Brown-Gently. but masterfully.
The formation of a body of diving
police in Paris was received with
much banter. but it must not be sup
posed that this body has no usefulness.
The Society of Partisan Anglers has
shown it's sympathy toward the
corps by handing over 400 francs to
the inspector to be divided between
the men who have been most instru-
mental in the repression Of fish poach
ing.
"You should turn over a new leaf"
we said to the Wicked Person.
Huh" he retorted for he was rather
vain of his reputation. 81 could turn
over a Carnegie library ana not be half
reformed"
The German settlers in Southern
Brazil now number more than 100000
German capital has established banks
and is making public improvements.
An artist who frescoes a ceiling,
Remarked. with an air of much feel
ing,
"The lady is Eve,
And I'd have you believe
'Tis an apple she seems to be peeling." ="
A 1OO-foot mast has been set up in
Slasconset. Mass. for the wireless tele-
graph station which will receive mes
sages from the Nantucket Lightship.
! The ground connections were made by
placing eight heavy metallic plates
PANS feet, in the ground.
Lady Lecturer on Woman's Rights
| (waxing Where would man
be IN it had not been for wOman2"
After a pause, and looking round the
hall: Il repeat Where would man be
if it had not been for woman"
Voice from the Gallery-ln paradise,
maam.
The London lancet is making war
on the school teachers who use the
cane in furnishing pupils who are not
Obedient The good, old-fashioned
birch Is heavy enough If applied by
strong hands
He (bitterly)-It's the same old
story-when you are tired of me you
throw me over
She-But you wouldn't have me
keep any one I was tired of, would
YOU?
Divorce is very easy in Turkey ant
does not require a judge and jury tC
{ settle matrimonial troubles. All tha
2 lis necessary is for the injured party tC
/ lsay. 81 divorce you.' three times, ant
y the deed is done. The husband has t
make his wife a proper allowance, an'
e all is over.
{ Greene-Funny that Black is ava,
I from home so much. You KNOW, n
]. thinks there's no woman in all tn
n world like his wife.
Gray-And so he is ready to put VI
r. with any other woman's company VIII
u comes along? I see.
y Two farmers at Dyea, Alaska, raisei
a 25.OO0 bushels Of potatoes this yeal
a and will receive for them 81 bushe
" The potatoes are described as large
n solid. mealy and palatable, and con
= tain more sugar than potatoes grow
\. in lower latitudes.
Mrs Al sent my daughter
= cooking school to fit her for marragl
\. Mrs B-Was the experiment sue
= lcess2
Mrs A.-No. The man she was eI
N gagged to found It out.
hi Mrs Browne hidn't know you
son was at college.
IA Mrs. Malaprop-Oh, yes; he's bee
lie there two years. He's in the sycamol
ia class now.
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