The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1902-11-21

(HE VIRGINIA ENTERPRISE
VIRGINIA, MINI.
Y. E. HANNAF0RD, Publisher
According 20 reports, the new Sham
rock is to be little boat with a big tire
allowance.
1t appears that Lady Somerset, also,
has been accused of intemperance--that
is, Incorporate remarks.
Marriage has been conspicuously bene-
fetal to Count Castellane in providing
somebody to pay his bills.
Mary MacLane will return to Butte
There is suspicion that she has discov-
cred that she is only a small toad, etc.
After countless years Of musical cnl-
ture, the man with music in his heart is
still phenomenon to interest surgeons.
The French didn't get to Berlin, but
Bernhardt has arrived there at last, and
seems to have captured the kaiser's cap
ital-
According to startling revelations, the
Chicago schools are centcrs Of neither the
application 1or the study Of sanitary
science.
Guatemala's volcano is confirming the
conviction that there is sure to be an
eruption of some kind in Central Ameri-
ca, all the while.
When Mr.. Chamberlain visits South
Africa he may learn something to his
advantage. Long-range management
causes much injustice
The relic hunters who whitfield "Jim'
Younger's coffin box belong to the morbid
class that fills the cells Of condemned
lnurderers with bouquets.
Kaiser Wilhelm sees in Andrew Carne-
gies proposed polyglot republic a royal
for the establishment Of a
bear garden" in all languages.
The Kaiser having taken to smoking a
meerschaum pi pc, the habit Of nursing
pet buckskin covered. pipe bowls will
probably again become prevalent.
The State Bank of Prairie City. Iowa,
feels like 30c., because the burglars for
got to take that with the $500 they car
ried away with their operating kits.
\ test Of a globe-shaped life-saving
on the English channel,
gives practical value to the idea of bot
Ting things when a ship goes down.
The Fond du Lac wis., man who used
his dog to sweep a chimney must excite
the admiration Of those who have only
employed their poodles as window mops.
John Bull has the Mad Mullah on his
hands, while Brother Jonathan is pro-
voked by the Sultan Of Bacolod. But the
area Of civilization is spreading day by
day.
Barnum's "Bearded Lady," who has
just passed away, was a standing exam
pie of courage under trying circun,-
stances, to ladies who secretly use depil-
atories.
Is there no possible way by which the
thousands Of carloads of cabbage going
to rot in the fields of Wisconsin can Ia
converted into fuel more potent than
hot sauerkraut?
The Northern Pacific train robber is in
dulging in the aristocratic sport of hunt
ing with hounds, after the reversed order
made conspicuous recently by the late
Mr.. Tracy of Oregon.
AS the Shamrock has four leaves, Sir
Thomas Upton will probably have an
other 'try" if his third yacht crosses the
finish line three times with the Ameri-
helmsman.
1t transpires that the only difference
between the Boer generals during their
stay in London arose over the question
as to whether it was good policy to
make themselves conspicuous on a GER
tain social kopje.
Gen. Corbin believes that while the Ger
man army is the best in the world the
American soldier is the best 'all by him.
self" This is acceptable to patriots, be-
cause more than ever it is the individual
soldier who now does the fighting.
Hops have taken another jump, and
the price in Oregon is now % cents
pound. Let them jump as much as they
will, so long as they do not skip. It is