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II Is natural with some people 10
Igrowl. no matter how things so, They
win grumhle nj the rose hecaues there
are thorns on the stem. They will pull
against the river instead OF following
the tide,
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TWO norrtEs CURED HIM.

~ was troubled with kidney conf
Ilalnl for about TWO years" writes A.,
u. pats. OF Att, Sterling, la. but two
bottles " Foley's Kidney cure effect.
II A permanent cure, sold by Frank
Hart, druggist
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BRONCHITIS FOR TWENTY YEARS

Mrs. Minerva Smith. OF nanville, ILL.,,
writes: ~ had bronchitis for twenty
years and never got relief until used
F'oley's Honey and Tar. which is y
sure eure."-Sold by Frank Hart
druggist.
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Sound kidneys are safeguards OF
life, Make the Kidneys healthy with
Fnley's Kidney Cufe,--Sold by Frank
Hart, druggist,
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When other medicines have failed,
take Foley's Kidney Cure. II has cur
ed when every thing else has dlsap-
poInted.--For sale by Frank Hart.
druggist.
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Foley's Kidney cure purI2es the
blood by stratpiug out Impurities and
tones up the whole SYSTEM tures
kidney and bladder troubles For safe
lay Frank Hart, Druggist
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Rebate tickets on sale between Port.
land. sacramento and San Francisco,
Net rates $3.50 rrst class. without
berth and flt.o0 second class, Including
berth.
Rates and tickets to Eastern points
ana Europe. Also Japan. China. Homo
lulu and Australia. Can be obtained
to'n ', A, Sohilhng, Third and WASH
lngton sreets.
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YnAHILL DIVISION.

YnAHILL DIVISION,
Passenger depot foot OF Jefferson 81
Leave for Oswego daily al 7:20 %: n
a, m: 1880. 1855, 3;25 6:i5, 6.26. SOS
1870 .. m. and 900 D. m on Sunday
only. Arrive at Portland daily at 's.SS
$3.50, 'l0!50 a. M; 1885, 3i5, A.3e, $50
7 10, 1000 p. M: 1910 a. m. daily except
Monday; $3.50 and 1O;B a. m. on Sun.
days only.
Leave for Dallas daily except Sun.
day at 4;30 .. m. Arrive at Portland
at $3.50 a. m.
Passenger train leaves Dallas for
Alriee Mondays. Wednesdays and Fri.
days at 2:i5 y. m. Returns Tuesdays
Thursdays and Saturdays.
Except Sunday.
II, b. MILLER,
Gen. Frt. and Pass, ARt
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The Astorian guarantees to its ad-
vertisers the largest circulation cf any
newspaper published on the Columbia
River.
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An Astoria girl fell On comm. y, tal
street last week and broke three ribs
OF her umbrella,
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Sometimes It takes q long time to
kill q bad idea.
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Il is the lazy man who feels too
good for his job,
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1902-08-21

Beauty may be only skin deep. but
Il Is more than knee high,
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ATTENTION

To physical warnings will
often prevent q serious
Illness, When there are
oppressive tullueSs aiNcr
eating, bitter risings,
belehing, headache, dizsi.
ness, nervousness, with
physical and meutal slug.
gishness, prompt atten-
ton should be given to
the condition ofthe diges-
tive and nutritive sys-
tens. Not all these
symptoms will occur at
once or in any single
case, but any one Of them
indicates a disorticrcd
condition Of the stomach
aud other organs Of diges.
ton and nutrition.
A prompt cure Of these
conditions will be effected
by the timely use of DR..
rieice's Golden Medical
Discovery II heals dis.
eases Of the stomach and
other organs Of digestion
and nutrition, perfectly
and permanently, Many
diseases, seemingly re.
mote from the stomach,
have their origin in a
diseased condition nf the
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The best money making scheme is
the old fashioned way Of earning It.
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Luxurious TRAVEL

The "NorthwcAtern Lint ID" trains,
electrlc lighted throughout. both inside
and out. and steam heated. are with
out exception. the finest trains In tho
world. They embsdy the latest. rewesl
ana best ideas for comfort. convenl sace
and luxury ever offered the travelling
public. and altogether are the mes,
complete and splendid production Of the
car builders art
Thesc splendid TrAns
Connect with. E.
The Great Northern
The Northern Pacific and
The Canadian Pacific
At ST. PAUL FOR
CHICAGO and the EAST.
No extra charge Tor these superior
acommodatlons and all CLASSES Of tick
cts are available for passage On the
trains on ,his line are protected by the
Intcrlocklng elo5s System,
w. II. MEAD, II. L. SISLER,
General Agent. Travelling Ag't
Portland. Oregon.
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S. c. TURNER, Business Manager,
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gnill, astnrtna,.
Telephone. Main esi.
TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION.
DAILY.

Sent By mail, per year............sseo
Sent BY mail, per month ......,. 50
Served by carrier. per month -. 60
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A widow usually thinks a husband is
better late than never.
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The DalleS Route
STR. " TAH0MA,"
and "METLAKO"

Daily trips except Sunday.
TIME CARD
Str. "TAh0AA"
Leave Portland Mon. Wed. FRI, ! a. m.
Leave pailea Tuca,. Thur. Sat. q IN.
Str. "METLAk0"
Lv, Portland Tues. Thur. Sat. 7 q m.
Ly, pailes. Mon. Wed. FRI. 7 a. m.
Landing al foot of Alder Street, Port
land orvgoRs
Both Phones. Main ISL.
AGENTS.
Juhh M. F'illoon. The Dailea. ore.
A. ], Taylor. Astoria, ore.
J. J. Luckey. Hood River. orc.
Wolford & Wyars, White Salmon. wn.
], G. Wyatt. Vancouver wn.
II. H. 0libreth, Lyle, Wn.
John M. lotion. Stevenson, wn.
Henry Olmstead, Carson. wn.
william Butler. Butler, wn.
u, W. CREIGHTON. Portland oregon.
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THE PRIDE OF HEROES.

The shomakers life Is awl work.
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sent by mall, per year. in advance 81 90
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1902-12-11
ARRANGED 1T SATISFACTORILY,

Master Ross Thought He Needn't Go
to Heaven IL His Parents Went.
Master Ross Edwards, four years OF
age, living in Irvington, NJ. j., was
very fond of his grandmother, and
spent most Of his time at her home.
One afternoon he came home from
play so very tired that he could eat no
dinner, and asked his mother to put
him to bed. She took him up stairs,
and when he was ready for bed, said ::
Nov. my little boy must say his
prayers"
81 tan't-I'm so tired
"You want to go to heaven, don't
you? Then you must say your prayers. f"
care you doin' to heaven mammal"
81 hope to, and want to see my little
boy there"
is papa doin' to heaven?"
"He hopes to-"
well, you and papa go to heaven,
and I'll go around and see grandma, .
New York Times.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1902-12-11

Who in the deuce is shc? I don't SUPP
pose Caryl will think proper to make
me known to herr"
To his surprise. In few moments
Caryl turned to him and said:
Let me present you to my sister.
Dick-Mr. Burt, Julia"
Julia received him graciously, but
coldly, and he felt very awkward as he
bowed to her and tried to talk.
Her cool. beautiful eyes. somehow
confused him. and he could not feel his
usual self-possession. that was gener-
ally proof against everything and ev.
cry presence.
He left the brother and sister. de-
cidedly angry with the lady, and when
he had gone. Ralph turned. somewhat
angrily. to Julia. saying:
as that the way you begin with
Dick? The fellows self-esteem is pro-
digious, and You have wounded him in
some way. You'll make him hate you"
Julia smiled confidently.
"Ill make him think of me. and
don't much care how do that. My
mere beauty would never be remem-
bered by him. He's hard subject"
NAoW II. anu dSuOS youA way Vi
beginning with him.
Il don't The more difficult he is to
conquer. the more determined l shall
be to succeed. It will do him good to
have some Of the conceit taken out of
him. subduing him will be . new
sensation to me-"
Though Dick Burt went down the
bay in the same boat from Boston with
Ralph and Julia. he did not approach
them. Ralph left his sister In the cab.
in and went on deck to join Dick, who
was smoking, leaning over the rail.
Ralph lit cigar and said:
Il thought I'd take a run up home.
as hadn't been there for q couple of
years."
"Felt filial, suppose" said Dick.
who, for some reason, was very much
irritatcd with his companion-in fact,
felt extremely snappish every way.
You won't believe me, of course"
said Ralph, but did rather want to
see my mother and the old place"
(To be Continueda
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1902-12-11
He Wanted to Know.

When Capt. Hubbard, United States
army, retired, was stationed at Fort
Buford, N. D., Numbered with the
abandoned posts in 1880, his; little
son, Willie, then six years old, chose
as his career the role, of second lieu.
tenant, as one of his favorites among
the officers was of that ranh.
One day, when talking over his am
billions, his mother said:
Whatever you are, my son, trust
you will be Christian gentleman"
Cant l be a Christian gentleman
and second lieutenant, too, nam,
New York Times.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1902-12-11
Father and Son in coIIeoe.

Only in this country of innovations
could the unusual sight be seen Of
father and son earnestly seeking for
an education in the same seat of learn
ing. The University OF Pennsylvania
has on it's rolls two students who bear
such relationship to each other,
Bernet Medoff, the father, is forty-four
years OF age, and Joseph =Medoff, the
son, says he is twenty-five. Both will
be graduated in the same year. The
father is taking a three-year course in
architecture and the son is Interested
in the arts and sciences. The Medofrs
are Observation-Disclosures North
American.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1902-12-11
He Didn't Guess IL.

ooh, have such a lovely conun.
drum for you!" she exclaimed, de-
lightedly. Il know you'll never guess
it,
"Oh, don't know" he replied, conf
IDENTIFY. Lets have it, and we'll see::"
when is gown not a gown" she
asked.
He looked dubious.
Il know an answer" he said, stbut
perhaps you had better give me yours
first"
when it's dream" she explained.
Il never would have guessed it," he
admitted.
What was your answer?" she. in.
quired.
when it's an extravaganza" he. an.
swered.-Brooklyn Eagle.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1902-12-11
CHAPTER x.
The Scene of Action.

1t was on the afternoon Of the third
day from the day on which Ralph and
Julia Caryl had held their interview in
the Carylville wood.
railroad train was slowly entering
the Worcester depot at Boston. In the
drawing room car-for Ralph, if he
only had SIS in his pocket, and no pros
pect of more, would never practice any
of the small economies-in the draw
ing room car sat the brother and Sis
ter, both looking idly out at people
hurrying by.
Suddenly Ralph put his hand on
Julia's arm, and said, hurriedly:
There he is now-the man told
you Outstanding on the crossing at the
right, with Panama hat on. Do you
see him."
Yes, Julia did see him, and she
looked at him in establishment.
THAT man! No; he's not a gentle
man" Then, after moment she add
ed But mes handsome fellow, for
all that; there's a lurking something
in his black eyes that makes him rath-
er interesting"
brother, scornfully.
II suppose that program does not in
clude my marrying him." she said,
half-alarmed.
Heaven Forbid" was the fervent re-
spouse. Make him love you. Then l
don't care what becomes of him"
Meanwhile, Dick Burt, gazing idly
at the incoming train, happened to see
Ralph's face at the window; he nod
ded and stepped for ward nearer the
car, which at that moment stopped.
| He was thinking that he could not
make up his mind to travel in the
| drawing room car. but Ralph could
easily enough spend the extra dollars,
and he did not bless Caryl as he
thought thus m
AS Ralph stepped on the platform
Burt exclaimed: 49,; .t
Il say, Caryl, haven't you been away
oddly enough this time? ! didn't know
but you were drowned"
Quite anxious, eh?" was Ralph 8
response, as he turned to help his com.
panion. .,a ~..}
.iAnd now Burt saw for the first time
that there was lady with Ralph
He stared at her as she descended
from the car, thinking she was very
stylish figure, and the next moment he
told himself she}was moae than that
that she was very handsome, with g
spirit and fire in her face. ~
"Not exactly my kind. tholgb.
thinking of Kate Purcell. but one Of
the girls to walk over mems hearts
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1902-12-11
How Advertising Grows.

N. w. Aver & Son, the keeping
Everlastingly at 1t" advertising agents
Of Philadelphia, have found it neces.
sary to move into new and Target
quarters at 30O-3OS Chestnut Street in
that city
This announcement will interest
many publishers, because Aver Son
are so widely known as promoters Of
newspaper publicity. They began
business thirty-three years ago, with
two people and an annual business Of
$4,000. They now have one hundred
and ninety employees, and have for
years done the largest advertising
business in the world. The difference
between then and now is, they say,
simply the result of making newspa.
per and magazine advertising pay
their customers.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1902-12-11
He Made the First Revolver.

1t cannot be Justly said that Joseph
shirk of Lancaster, Pa, who died the
other day, contributed very largely to
the happiness of his fellow.men, but as
he was the man who made the first re-
volver, he doubtless performed q very
useful service, as things go in this
world. While the revolver is not a
very large weapon. it has probably
snuffed more people out: of existence
since it came into being, under Mr..
Shirk's hands, forty years ago, than
many more formidable engines Of war.
While its bark is not as loud as a can
non, its bite is usually just as bad,
and it is a good deal handler for bur-
glars and other bad men to. carry
around.-Leslie's' Weekly.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1902-12-11
Not Her aroom'e Fault.

Mrs. Casey-Q; but losht foine
little chiny vase that Mike brung me
whin he come home late from the
Dimmycratic rally Saturday night.
Twas jist his own carelissness, too.
Mrs. Cassidy-Did he drop it an
break it?
Mrs. Casey-He carried it home in
his hat. Shure, he might a knowed
that'd be the furst place I'd soak
him.-Exchange.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1902-12-11
lonQ and Sharn.

Yes; | spent my vacation in New
Jersey, and it gave me an idea. Pm
thinking OF starting a hatpin factory
there"
Think th2re's demand for hatpins
there?"
1T isn't that, but, there's so much
a5ssiss seaay stGg hana, AL Xau;1
MOSQUITOES bills and put fancy heads
on them. Chicago Tribune.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1902-12-11
1.-THE PROOF OF THE PUDDING
LIES IN THE EATING.o

Tine pHOOF Or IHE POOOING
LIES IN THE EATiNG."
The doctors are dumbfounded, the
druggists astonished, and the people
excited and joyful over the wonderful
cures and tremendous sales; of the
great Remedy, st. Jacobs OIL. Every
case of Rheumatism-someo OF many
years standing-has given way to
this powerful remedy. Thousands of
certificates like the following can be
furnished as to its value:-
George Scleyer, Publisher OF the
Chiffon, Wis, 'Volksbote," used St.
Jacobs Oil for almost unbearable
pains in the back, which had COM
pletely Frustrated him" A few appli-
cations cured him entirely
Mrs. Fred Eberle, Bellaire, O., was
for long time severely troubled with
Rheumatism. St. Jacobs Oil instant
ly relieved and entirely cured, her.
Rev. DR.. B. Pick of Rochester, N.
Y, suffered so intensely from Rheu-
matte pains that he was unable to
preach. Several applications from a
bottle of st. Jacobs Oil relieved
him"
F. Raider, Cleveland, o., says:
1.-TWO applications of St: Jacobs Oil
cured me of great and long-continued
pain in my foot"
Messrs C. l.. Brundage, and Son.
Druggists. Muskegon, Mich, write:-
est. Jacobs Oil has wonderful sale.
We sold eight bottles at retail yester-
day. This will give you some idea of
how we'll it is liked in this section"
Mr.. Louis Hinkel, of East Poesten.
Kill, N. Y, says:-"I call St. Jacobs
Oil the best liniment l ever used. It
cured me Of Rheumatism and pain in
the back"
Herman Rittner, of. Manchester. N.
Hi have tried st. Jacobs Oil, and
found it excellent. ALL those who have
purchased it speak of it; as simply in
comparable
Geo. H. Ernie, Palestine. Hit
was in bed suffering from a swollen
leg. l used st. Jacobs OIL; it's effect
was wonderful. The following day |
attended to my business again."
DR.. Otto Fuls, Reading, O., writes:
THE sale OF St: Jacobs Oil is con-
stantly increasing;; it is praised by
everybody, and never fails to give en-.
ire satisfaction
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1902-12-11
Eixino the. Blame.

Fixing the BIan1e.
Well, Uncle Rastus, what brought
you here?
Uncle Rastus-Dem two big perlice-
men by de railin', yo' honah..
Magistrate-Yes; but didn't liquor
have anything to do with it?
Uncle Rastus-Yessah; dey wuz
bofe drunk, yo' honah.- Chicago
News.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1902-12-11

II believe it," emphatically respond
ed though tell you again. II
will be hard work.
The main question before consent
is-what shall be my share of the
spoils?" she said.
Ralph was silent a moment before
he replied:
eff you succeed, and l marry her
we'll, I'll be generous-say 100000"
Julia turned away her head to hide
her surprise at the largeness Of the
amount. Then she thought, directly
that if he could afford to pay her that
he could give more. and she said:
II will undertake the job. and you
shall give me 5000 if I succeed"
You are sharp one, but we will
call it a bargain"
The girl must be immensely rich %
Julia observed, after moment.
'Tolerably."
81 should say so. When shall We be,
gin the siege?"
AS soon as you can get little tog.
gerry together"
Then We might as well give up the
thing now" was the bitter reply, "for
l haven't any clothes or money to get
anything fit to wear in society," If we
had few hundreds of the money you
have scattered, Ralph, l might be able
to help you"
Its no use trying to recall that"
Ralph answered. mildly. Luckily,
you are not called upon to go into soci-
ETY.. A muslin dress or two-anything
will do. The cir; am talking of lives
in a bit Of brown house on the beach,
and keeps house for her father. who is
fisherman. I mean you to board
where do. and know you can fix up
things enough to seem beautifully
dressed to such folks as you'll see.
And you know there's something in
your mien, gars ony dress look weel' I"
Julia was too much surprised at
Ralph's first words to take any notice
of the compliment.
Lives on the beach, and keeps
house for her father, who is a fisher
MANI she cried, in amazement. "And
that's the girl you want to marry?"
Certainly. And it's out of her mon
oo o. ;''<' 'A'eN0 s'''ns you 'na' 49,
''Indeed-they must be very eccen-
trio family, indeed! Do they spend
That makes very little difference to
Us. The point itself is the money, and
of that l feel assured"
And you are certain that l can get
clothes so good-for the place-that l
shall feel entirely at ease?"
Il will give you my word of honor for
after tomorrow"
$50 cnnno hor
to make up anything"
Make sure of your travelling dress;
the rest you can do after you get
there"
You have not yet told me where it
isl
Il forgot. It's in an out of-the-way
Bay"
Not watering-place?"
Bless you, not in the least. You
could stay there all summer and never
see fashionable. They'll discover the
place after while; but they have not
found it yet"
clothes I can secure I'll be ready.
You must tell mother what story you
please-only make her understand that
l am going"
I'll see to that
The brother and sister separated,
neither of them caring to be together
for his or her own pleasure.
Julia went home to look over her
wardrobe. She was in pleasurable
state of excitement and longed to be-
gin her work. She did not think of
Ralph's words, that neither OF them
would consider the rival a gentleman.
However, l hope to get little fun
out of the affair." she thought, ''and.
possibly, the money. With $4,000 I
can put myself in the way of marrying
a fortune"
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1902-12-11

Many women and doctors 4.
not recognize the real Sumption"
of arrangement of the femaI.
organs until too late.
81 had terrible pains alono 49,
spinal cord for two years and su5resa!
dreadfully.. ] was given differeest
medicines. Wow plastcrs; none =.
these things hcIped me. Readine "
the cures that T. dia e. PinkLam,s
Vegetable Compound has bromchs
about, I somehow felt that i. ~.
what needed and bought bottle ;"
take. How glad I am that did n.
two bottles brought me immense ~
lief, and after using three bottles NM.
1 felt new life and blood surc;ns
through my veins. 1t seemed :.
though there had been a regular HON.
cleaning through my system, that all
the sickness and poison had been taken
out and new life given me instead, !
have advised dozens ofmy friends to usa
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound. Good. health is indjs.
pensable to complete happiness, and
Lydia E.. Pinkham's tcgetable
Compound has secured this to me-
Mrs. LAURA L.. BREMER, Grown
Point, Indiana, Secretary Ladies Relief
Corps. 5000 forfeit II original of a5ove lst,v
proving genuinensss cannot be produced.
Every sick woman who does not
understand her ailment Should
write Mrs. Pinkham. Lynn.
Mass. Her advice is FREQ and
always helpful.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1902-12-11
III CHAPTER. TX
+ caryl-Rrother and Sister.

.LssTYF'F J - 711FF5sy' Ff7Gl,.: I
1t was nearly noon of the next day
before Ralph came down. He found
his mother busting theAdfHings room
and his sister doing sthaI sams 10, 4he'
1toom which wps !now!thair leGSr.sfor
the grand drawing rooms had long ago
I hean s4isaQantleA AAdsShAt rsaar. S, .-.s 20.
%fsn bHshE you a:cup Sof cofiee;
Ralph," said his mother, as he sat
Gown at tho table where were some
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1902-12-11
Those Who Roost,

nose VINO H0o6t.
Newcome-They tell me hens never
lay eggs at night. Did you know
that?
Subbubs-Oh, yes.
Newcome-Strange, isn't it?
Subbubs-Not at all. All the hens
are roosters at night you know
Philadelphia Press.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1902-12-11
Stops the Cough and
Works On the Cold
,axative Brono Quinine Tablets. Price CSC
Proved.

cat any rate" he said. as he mailed
4 check to a San Francisco creditor,
ut can't be denied tuat am able to
make little money go a long way" -
Chicago Evening Journal.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1902-12-11
Touuh Leather.

A sign on an East Side shop window
reads:
Fried Shoes" The merchants
name is Fried, but he forgot to put a
comma after it."-New York Times.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1902-12-11
Worse Than That.

HE wrote girl love-letter once,
and it's costing him u pretty penny
now"
Breach of promise suit?"
mo; alimony. "-Philadelphia Press.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1902-12-11
4 New Joke.

She-Did You never countenance q
lottery? "4
He-Yes; was best man at my
brothers. wedding.-Yonkers States.
man.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1902-12-11
BURNS AND SCALDs

BURNS AND SCALDs
No matter how severe, quickly relieved and
cured without scars, Il Coles Carbolisalye
Is promptly used, OF money refunded. IS
and 50 cents at ali druggists.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1902-12-11
Dotinp potaue.

Miss De Spite-I just dote On
George. l understand he threw You
over?"
Miss De Sweet-Yes; in dotage ono
is liable to do almost; anything