The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1902-07-10

BRIEF FUN HAWSA BARRlCk.
From Bellefonte Gazette.
LEVER KERNEL HARDER.-We
mere OILS in der schule gonga sin worc's
farshtonna Os mere net usht shule laern-
ing greekcd hen awver aw awenich
hrshtond nit ei-g'numma. rs is nin-
my so heit2a-dawgs. Now, es arsht os
de professor in unsera colleges wissa
wella is We wide Ds mere jOompa con,
we good os mer bolla shpella con, un
we long Os mIer 81 hore woXa con luSsa
eb mer blind wardt. De arsht lesson
os mer derno greeked is laerna der
college yell' gcvva, un es naiXt os
mcr vase doot der boo shtae NIT em
mowl ufl we en om,hel un greishcd we
en- Holenner:
Zip Bang Boom
'Rah Rah' 'Eahl
Hinkle Tzac un Reeva Blude,
Grudda Hore un Dowva Milich.
Epsilorum, Boot"
un oil so dihenkersy norrheita o. ne
mond vase wOs Is is awver yader eb.
Der farshtaed Os der boo shunt nci g
shtart is far en- fartlompt kolb fun sich
maucba. De lett gooka tsu un -awga,
"De boova saya era wilder hOvver,' y
awver der druvvel is So saya der hov-
yer so def os are farfowled i'm budda.
Won Sc derno en- holb yohr fun hame
sin hen Sc olles galaerndt os so ruts-
ly lett Insult, un Sc maena Is ware
shmardt far awrny, u-shuldiche maid
blackgarda waega era dressa, un oldte
lett bshimpa waega era doomheit. sc
shmoka oil crosse piia vile sell Sc gooka
maucht we tough,, un won Sc in da
kars cooma don muss yaders tswae sich
sewer hovva won shunt meede oldte
wiver i'm gong shtae missa un Dublin
hceva. Now, Kernel, swag mere a
mohl doona ST de socha laerna in era
shool bcher?: Won 81 doona, wares
net Ell gooder ban en- collection uff
nenna far ena ME bicher kawfa as aw
awenich ebbes sawga waega We mer
sich badrawga set in coombany. Is
doot warcklich seema os deg karl WOO
rs londsht schwetza con, de shtinkisht
pife shmoka un hut de lengshta hore is
es mensht aw-g'name by eena. eX-
plaina de- socha nit EN- argument Os Sc
mista exercise huvva. FarmoOdlich.
Awver far wass saega SO net huls un
bowa pushta fense. Awver sell ware
g'shoft, un shoila is gaega de rule.
Awver DIES is net de rule by da hoova
arle Cook amOhl on unscr maid.
Nohra tzvrick hen Sc OILS laerna bocka
un bigla, un shtricka un wesha. Now
nlissa Sc hem-shticha, embroidera, rIf- |
fla un ilounsa maucha os ON usht net
warren holdt awyeI sin on farliompte
nuisance. Won So hira don missu Sc
mawd hovva-so g0r tswae--aney far
de arawet do un de onner far utf Sc ocht
gevva. Won der mon net en- bank hut !
VbIl lllUNN u'' '' I'N' 'ii 'Ii
shtae hovva bis SO tsu der conclusion |
coomed os Sc en- mon g'hired hut os Sc
net enara con un dcrno gaens on de di-
yorce courts un der deivel locht 81 fcisht !
full we en- pudding os are hut.
Timer denna conditions dcte Ich |
suggesta os oil de colleges en- post-grad-
uate course ufr graichta far de shtu-
dents farshtOnd laerna won Sc 'mohl |
olles wissa os Sc in da colleges lacrna
kenna, un de idea hut sich suggest tsu
mere der onner dawg we der Sammy |
Mubargcr hame cooma is fun der col
lege. Des barshtly wore lier yohe tardt
IN de shule. Der Mike. 81 pap, hut |
usht ae suit glader g'hot de gons tzeit
os der boo in der shool wore un 81 NOM
my wore far dri yohr net weider fun
hame os ons Gratzinger's greitz-wake,
vile Sc ken glader hut g'hot far gaze
b'soocha. Der Sammy is der ansicht
boo. Arr wore OILS en- aw-g'namer
younger mon, awver de sollege hut 81
kup so full learning g'maucht os ken
blotz moe wore far farshtOnd, nu Sc
arsht os are gadoo hut wore 81 dawdy