Rosebud County news. [volume] (Forsyth, Mont.) 1901-1906, 1902-02-20

III A>EWo Z Dl-AS W.
VERNE H. BEEMAN. Editor & N'g'l
FORSYTH, Rosebud Co, Mont
Admiral Yeh has been ordered by the
Chinese government to bring his navy
up to the United States standard.
In China the year begins in Febru-
airy, and the Chink thus escapes the
January thaw of good resolutions.
New York probably realizes by this
time the supreme folly of attempting
to confine an earthquake to a tunnel.
SwieztochOwski entertained Pader-
ewski the other nightski After flow
OF soulski they put each other to bed
ski.
Women in Germany cannot be said
TO be dragging behind the times; they
want the family washing done by a
trust.
IL is now said that the pope is tired,
not sick. Perhaps he has been read
ing the conflicting rumors regarding
his health.
The Kentucky girls say Admiral
Schley is fiatterer. He probably told
each of them that she had beauty
enough for ALL
Inc supply Of mustangs in Montana
has practically been exhausted by the
heavy demands of Buffalo Bill and the
South African war
In deciding to hold reception for
the women Of the foreign legations the
doWager empress Of China has moved
right into the front row.
Great Britain and the United States
nave exchanged places in one respect.
While the former is piling up a war
oept the latter is cutting one down.
The picture the German newspapers
are using to represent Miss Roosevelt
might bring on war were we not
good-natured and long-suffering peo-
pie.
no request has yet been received in
thls country for the appointment Of
representatives to attend the corona
ton of King Alfonso at Madrid next
May.
When an impecunious friend strikes
you for ten dollars Of your surplus it is
less embarrassing to say 'Ikona."
which is crocodile Zulu for 81 have
none"
Ihere is no assurance that America
is not absorbing the usual quota of an
archlsts into its population every time
shipload of immigrants reaches our
shores
Inc discovery that there is a gang
OF counterfeiters at work in Porto
RICO seems to indicate that the Ameri-
canlzation Of the island is proceeding
rapidly.
Inc european nations now striy-
ing to prove how much they love us
would probably be less demonstratiye
II they knew how determined we are
to remain single
II the reports Of Prince Henry's good
sense are trustworthy the American
who attempts to "fawn at the feet of
royalty invites the disbursement of
royal kick in the Jaw.
AS result Of the earthquake at the
City OF Mexico, GOV. Mora and his
family have no home and are now liy-
Ing in stable. Well, the Savior of
mankind was born in one.
Anarchists say that Prince Henry
never did useful days work and that
they viii ignore him when he visits
this country. But do the anarchists
want to monopolize the loaing?
no sooner does the Kaiser prove that
he IS friendly TO the United States than
he is called upon to demonstrate his
affection for England. Some of the
Kaiser's orators keep him busy.
With the Danish West Indies ours
the territory controlled by The United
States will come within lC0 miles of
reaching half around the globe. Even
Benjamin Franklin didn't garesae that
Mr.. Marconi's engaeenant VOC
broken off because he failed to keep