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The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1901-1903, 1902-11-02

dials and the day is
cloudy a Chinaman
just picks up a cat and
learns the hour by
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1901-1903, 1902-11-02

talking about cats,
and my purpose is
to prove that they
are good for moth
ing"
Yes I've heard
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1901-1903, 1902-11-02

den kill
t h q i r
p + e v
right off.
as other
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1902-03-30

Cream WoOIens are especially good
this season for skirts and suits. We
are showing all the newest effects in
trimming for cream woolenS, such as
MORE bands, heavy laces, etc.
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1902-03-30
CRY eREVlTIEs.

an undelivered telegram at the
fnsie. ni.grsph office. us Main street. for
p p.,hbons sisters will have special
Ins h,n their hall on Main street TO-
rorroT night.
lss,sdsv and continue for three days az
fsledoDian hall
~ ~, Third Ward Embroidery club will
-, With Mrs. Metcah' "S nhepeVert
ny, wednesday afternoon AT ) o'clock,
He" pItor Cboim society will give
i. w. ball for the children at Saen
n...Srnd hall this evening, The ball VIII
sssiS promptly at o.clocb'
rInis Smith. who was under arrest for
r,ns concealed pistol. was 8rraigncd
49, pstIcr Matthews Yesterday aud on
nlso Of guilty was fined so
Wasting of the Houston High school
.,smni Will he held Tuesday, April l, az
n garp In the High school library. The
..aysi election NJ officers will take place.
49,, will he 4 congregational meeting
:. Hardy Street Presbyterian church this
.,,nng ius, after service. AL members
M friends are cordially invited to he pres
cot
Tho Ladies' Aid society Of tho First Ger
r,n Evangelist Lutheran church VII give
! coffee social and Faster egg rr@Nns =, a.
Turner nHll HHlu'H "" '''"'''''' -''''' q" 49,
Tyervbody Is invited.
The twentieth anniversary of the Ancient
order Of United Workmeu VIII be celc-
mated ST Saengerbuud hall on April II with
snnronrIstc exercises and an enjoyable en-
.artalnment given by San Jacinto lodge NJ.
"a. o. L. w.
The members n me Order NJ the Eastern
star are preparing an entertainment and
sorisl 10 be given Mt Masonic temple Tues
Inv evening. April I, at 8 o'clock The
ladies have secured an art collection, which
Nil be on exhibition in connection With the
brisl
meeting ~ the board of directors Of
M Concordia club will bc held at tho office
al Raphael Bros. 9l3 Franklin avenue.
IRIS morning at 10 o'clock II is expected
nat this will he tho last meeting before
ia acceptance ~ the now hail and that
the next meeting viii he held in trN club $
new home.
Mrs F. F. r. Shader went 80 Galveston
YESTERDAY 10 assist Mr. John w Ring In
ccnsecraton services Of the new SpirituallSt
temple recently purchased by the Galveston
society Mrs Shaffor win return this even
irg and conduct the regular services for
he Houston society Her subject will he
"Tbs Great Resurrection
On April Z sacred concert will hc given
IN ST. Joseph's church Sixth ward. under
The A. n. II for thc benefit Of the station
fuud A very elaborate program is being
prepared for tho occasion bv Prof A.
DehL who has the matter In hand. and
will consist of all sacred music, and lecture
70 be delivered ht the eloquent and gifted
father Rev James NJ Kirwin Of st. NaryS
cathedral Galveston.
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1902-03-30
T. p. A. Convention at Waco.

The good people Of Waco have evidenced
their Intention Of giving the travelling men
ROYAL reception. during their soiourn in
the hub city THURSDAY. Friday and Satrr.
DAY n this week. and 1t behooves all travel
ipg meH 10 round out the weeks trip so
" to make Waco hv Thursday evening,
'fe0 the I. c. rs and the I. r. As
VII smoke together many pipes Of peace
and good will.
T. \. conventions are always of great
Importance 10 the association. they are,
U TACT primaries or caucuseS prior to the
National convention. At the coming state
Elherlng contemplated changes In the laws
y me Organization will be discussed and
y lar as Texas members are concerned II
gnS tnem an opportunity Of registering
lol or against any revision or change in
constitution and bylaws
some or the good workers and members
, n.sss as having the interests Of the
%5 az heart. seem to think that the
national directors have too great power
vested In themselves and have intimated
.iiat tley VIII try and legiSlate at Waco
1Vss the line of changing these powers,
sesi case has recently been made and
Is lnumated, will be introduced In the
,ia u,ehIion for the purpose Of having ac-
. svns OF both National and State directors
(s.ynsdered or amended. The question Is
neo, ,i,sI import ana ITS settlement may
WIch 10 every member in the state
=, I. AS are, therefore. urgently request
~ 80 70 ne at the convention. IL possible. The
s 1919 number present, the greater CORE.
,.tuuhmng decrease in responsibility for
o pFr sctlon ms 7. T. A. lawmakers dovolves
w nose present. large convention war
ISOLATION.
,hnaefe ls no clnch about the election OF
a snvsc mat have been mentioned for vari
de - u,r,Af
dates should remember that there's rnmors
lore dark than light horses In the air,
ra.n g state directors will meet Thursday
t,Vitnlng directly after arrival NJ morning
,bs4 Inc convention will he organized
a. AFTERNOON and continue through Fri.
trs,and Saturday until all business IA
"snSacted Fraternaly.
George n. Bennett.
a.. PRESIDENT TeIas Division r. r. A.
Tyessrs.e. James p Ludlow, Secretary and
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1902-03-30

'ne Editor Of The Post.
spout two weeks ago I made an appeal
+'oueh your paper to my white friends
suu Fellow citizens Of this city for aid in
'u'I!outlnE TO fund towards erecting
DuiioinE In place Of the one so recently
s"n down and totally destroyed by the
s-iicahe OF March IL to enable the mem
OF my congregation TO have place TO
nSnnp now through the llberallty Of
nnors 81 ths most influential citizens I am
y erect a temporary building that will
Ia co about 300 members Of my church
ana tuKregate for the worshiping Of God
fesno 70 tnank those donors who so literally
hVgrs Of distress
ron God spare and bless you. Hoping
nes,rm.ii accept nv thanks through this
m Is my sincere wish.
PASTE, Rev. Henry Watts,
o' or Watts Chapel, Houston, Texas.
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1902-03-30
SEASONAL MENTION.
nam. has returned from san
A. y. h. r,nr,s AZ ia Main.

upms has returned from san
y sA,,S d i at HON. At 'le Main na,...,.,
yss i.aule ,sst Of Mrs Sara c. Bergin-
iii be lne
= today -,. az San Diego, Cal.
". inc family Of Mrs. Peterler at
q z Main sin street, =, cors,csus is visiting
Nr. j 4, Mrs ;. II. Hay, corner Main
" caa va McGowen avenue.
nti a1 n carney and her daughter,
y, ;,S II Of Baton Rouge Ia. are Wis
e z. S'F aunt Miss d EMILY y, F tSs stt.cne.
NJ no! aor's office, will come down
4 h, . s9s,t this morning to spend the day
~ g,. Iuu. JOcsusG9 .. " A. w Gsrd 5sas
81 r.,T BssTi Of T avC coone TS s r.
ysstsfdE ne southern Pacific relative 10
More 90 o. 4, sen wall celebration to he held
fi.s lei .snd city on May ~.
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1902-03-30

yeap onsands Of people come or send every
IA ono 70 pr. b. +. Bye for his Balmy OIL
ssssases, Out OF this number great many
Ia ia ga people. whose ages range from 20
ina,seI. years on account Of distance and
A ~ lies or age, send for home treatment
= the treatment ADDRESS nr Rve.
VA zt8, indianapolis, Ind.
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1902-03-30

snna. three days only excellent lunch and
Hon., WI be served for % cents al Sacred
ehncai oazar. Ice cream, strawberries,
hszsr ~; etc, Will be served all day. The
49, sr VIII be held on "Wednesday. THURSDAY
sns Iiday In Caledonian hall, Texas ave
=" between Main and Fannin
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1902-03-30

sc~,. nemoers Of the Tontine Savings As.
bSstn are requested to bring their con-
1850 40 Bins building to expedite act.
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1902-02-01

never be allowed. Afore he could fire
agen he was stretched on the ground
with more bullets in his body than
yer could count on yer two hands.
Nell wer'n't dead; 'twere on'y
mere scalp wound. Nevertheless she
were the talk of the camp. So were
the "parson" and Denis, for the mat
ter O. that-'specially Denis.
Wal, soon after this occurrence Nell
was sittin' on tree-stump, lool<in'
the picter of misery. She had been
cryin,' for the ''parson" had jest left
her, and after he had summoned up
enough courage to "pop the ques-
ton" She. remembering her prom
Use to Denis. said that though she
loved him she could never marry him.
He looked her in the eyes, and l
rather fancy he understood it all. He
went sadly away, muttering some
thing like, $50 it's Denis! Wal, she's
as lucky as he is
Almost as soon as the "parson" had
left Nell Denis KEN up.
ga good morning to We, Nell"
"Good mornin', Denis"
"Oi've come about that promise ye
made, an Oh hope we're satisfied with
the way Oh carried out me own par-rt
of the contract. And a near thing it
was, indade, iist a case Of touch and
60"
81 never meant yer to take SIGH Q
risky course, Denis"
"It was the on'y way of gainin'
tonne. They shut me mouth for me
livery tonne Oh spake."
you're q brave Teller, Denis, and
cansnever thank yer enough"
"Ye remember yer promise, Nell?"
eyes"
"Are We wanting to back out av it,
or are We goin' to carry it through"
! "Why, I'll keep ter my word' Of
course"
i "D'ye know the parsons in love
with ye, Nell?"
81 didn't know till jist now, when
he told me, and asked me ter be his
wife. | refused him-'cos l promised
YOU"
"Nelly, dear, Yesterday OF TUX "
at name advantage. Ye called me
nasty names. Oh wish to say We were
roight. Oh was worse than all that
but ye mustn't call me sech name.
agin. Olive been tl.inkin' and have de
cided not to marry ye. Dye thinl
Old marry ye and ruin yer whole life
KNOWN all the whole that ye were
eatin' yer hear-rt out fer the 'parson'
No, darlint, I amt SO bad as that
Nellie, relase We from yer promise
entoirely."
"Denis!" Nell cried.
"Yis, entoirely, dear"
elbow can I ever thank yer?"
"By lettin' me be the best man a
your weddin'-and nothing else a
ALL"
An he was.-London Tit-Bits.
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1902-02-01
Ate @25,ooo worth Of Liver.

Among the many poker stories
afloat a good one is told concerning
"Dutch HANK" well-known player
of Rochester, N. Y. Hank went into
Days place in New York city one
day and sat in game, winning $685.
600 with very little trouble. Then he
rose to go, thinking it was time to
stop. DAILY shook hands with him
and asked him what was his hurry.
Hank said he would have to go to q
Dutch restaurant he knew where
they always cooked liver in way
that he particularly liked.
ooh, if that's ALL" said DAILY, "iust
stay here. We can serve the liver
just that way and you can go right
on playing"
Clutch Hank" had left some friends
outside waiting, but he said he would
stay and eat the liver. He sat down
and ate and played. His $4,000 soon
went back to Daily in turn of luck.
Hank went out without a cent.
"What kept you so long?" his
friends demanded.
"Well, you don't suppose man
can eat $4,000 worth of liver in a
minute, do your" was the reply Of
Hank.-Detroit Free Press.
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1902-02-01
TUNE WAS TOO SUGGESTIVE
An Automatic Musical Chain That
MARRIED Funerals
S0lemnity.

Mr.. Black, wealthy resident Of
Brooklyn, who died recently, was q
man of many fads. chief among which
was mania for machine" music-that
ground out by the hand organ and mu-
sic box. AS a visitor entered his house
some secret connection with the door
started the fattering strains of "Hail
to the Chief" to the accompaniment
Of which the astonished guest was
ushered into the reception.room.
Clocks of every sort sounded fitting
music to the passing hours; in short,
every piece of furniture in the house
seemed in some way to be connected
with the hidden orchestra, relates the
Chicago Tribune.
Mr.. Blacks death was untimely;
hand organ with new and wonderful
! combination of every orchestral in
strument that blares, suddenly began
q concert in front of his house. In his
eagerness to examine the new musical
marvel Mr.. Black tripped and fell down
the long staircase, and his life paid the
penalty of this final pursuit of his
ideal.
Before the funeral extreme care was
taken to silence all the harmonies Of
the house. For two days the servants
labored diligently disconnecting wires
and removing offending furniture. At
last they rested from their labors and
the last sad hour arrived. The exer-
cises were conducted in the house, and
as the minister was concluding his
panegyric on the departed belated
mourner entered and was shown to the
one empty seat, chair in an obscure
corner. Silently the late conner tiptoed
to the chair and quietly sank into its
depths.
Instantly there pealed forth loud
chord and then without interruption
there came forth the loud, strident
notes of "There'll be.a hot time in the
old town tonight" All efforts to 81
lence the music were futile. In notes
that drowned the minister and were
plainly audible for blocks the music
continued, and not until the last strain
: had died away was the minister able to
conclude his remarks.
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1902-02-01
PROPERLY IDENTIFIED.
Introduced Her Friend to the Pay
ing Teller, But Didn't Know
Her Name.

"You see I met a friend of mine,"
she began, relates the Baltimore Sun,
"a girl from one of the lower coun-
ties"
"'How do you do?' she said, in
melancholy way. Come here and lis
ten to my tale of VICE. OF course
went, and she told me that she had
come up to town to do lot of shop
ping, but that when she went to the
bank to cash the check her father
had given her she found she would
have to be identified. And hardly
know soul in town. she finished,
desperately.
"'What bank is it?' I asked.
Gas soon as she told me said
gayly: oh, consider your troubles
at an end, for my fortune is deposit
ed there, and they know me. I will
identify you
$50 off we went, chattering like
magpies. for we had agreed to have
little luncheon as soon as we had
the money safely in our clutches.
SWELL, you know, if there is one
thing I just can't remember, it's
names. I forget my own sometimes.
No sooner had we entered the doors
of the place and I saw all the men
looking out of the little barred win
dows at us and heard the quiet-you
know it's so quiet you can positively
hear it-then got confused.
"'I want to introduce my friend,
r-Miss-er'-I said, weak.
ly, to the paying teller, but I couldn't
go any further, for I'd forgotten
Mans name entirely. And there the
! girl stood like stick and never
helped me out bit. Perhaps she
thought it would ruin her chances Of
getting the money if she did.
"Finally, in desperation, I said
What is your name, anyhow, Nan?
and she responded, demurely, White.
"Then we both giggled, but thu
gentleman who counted out the mon
ey and gave it to US didn't ever
SMILE"
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1902-02-01
THE RAIL FENCE.

Il roves the farm all over,
With misunderstanding feet,
Here close beside the clover
There just beyond the wheat.
Along the fallow fragrant
For woodland ways it makes,
And many a sylvan vagrant
AS boon companion takes.
It loves the woodbine tangles.
Invites the milkweed pod
And all its sunny angles
Laugh out in goldenrod.
Beneath the creviced rider
The cricket's shrills close hid.
And from the stake beside her
Complains the katydid.
The squirrel is its lover,
And unafraid and fond
Are bobclink and plover
OF the genial vagabond.
OF all around, above it,
1t has the confidence,
And man and nature love it.
The homely old rail fence.
Whitcomb, in Youths Com
panion.
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1902-02-01
A My.tiaed Scientist.

It has been source of much sur
prise to Prof. Nordenskjold that dur
ing his expedition within the arctic
circle, in regions where animal life
is abundant, he has found very few
remains of animals which died a
natural death. No one has any idea
of what becomes of the bodies of
such animals, and it is, indeed, very
strange that on Spitzbergen it is
easier to find bones of a gigantic
lizard of remote geological time than
those of "self-dead" seal, walrus OF
bird. The same is also true of some
places not so far north.
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1902-02-01

: II tell yer, Mister President, yer've
got the wrong man. The 'pnrson' amt
took nothing"
NO., so we've found out; but
Denis has confessed"
Nell started back in amazement
when she saw Denis.
"Denis, me brave boy, what have
yer been an donc?" she exclaimed.
eyer tould me to kape 'em back an
to make tonne, and, faith, this is the
on'y way Oh could stop the murther
ing blayguards."
Nell turned ter the president agen
IT know the real one as has robbed
Dan Black. 1t amt the 'parson,' MOI
it amt Denis, though he says it is
He'll explain ter yer why he con
fessed afterwards. Yes, know wht
has done it, and wish ter give hin
fair warning! Let him come forward
and own up like man."
She paused several seconds, the,
added:
II amt playin' no game of bluff
No, fore Heaven, tells yer know
the man who's done it. Now, let hin
come forward"
A dead silence fell on the crowd n
She paused agen, but no one moved.
Her eyes flashed with anger, AM
like a dart her arm shot out, an,
with finger extended she pointed a
one of the men.
eyer coward. Silas Deane! Ye
thief! Yer done it, and deny it if vel
cant"
. With an oath Silas Deane sprant
forward and, whippin' out his shoot
J er, he fired ut Nell. Sich action coult
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1902-02-01
Exchange of Courte.ie.

Miss Caustique- Some men are 90
stupid!
Mr.. Pepper-Yes, it's lucky, isn't It?
1t makes some women seem so bright
by comparison.-Somerville Journal.
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1902-02-01
% CALIFORNIA
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IN
THROUGH
TOURIST
CARS
Every Tuesday and
Saturday Morning.

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Saturday Morning.
On TUESDAYS, leave Mime.
apolis $50 A. n, st. Paul 1000 A. NJ,
via NORTHWESTERN LINE to Omaha,
hence via Union Pacific and Ogden. and
arrive San Francisco 1925 P. N. Friday
and Los Angeles TOO A. M, Saturday,
thus Avoiding Sunday Travel.
On SATURDAYS. leave Mime.
apolis $50 A. M, St. Paul 1000 AM, via
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and arrive Los Angeles 500 AN.
These are the most popular routes to
California, and enable one to trave
at small expense in comfortable and
pleasant surroundings through the
most picturesque and grandest parts O
| America.
Those contemplating visiting Cali
;ornia this winter will be furnished, fret
If charge, maps, rates and all informa
ton by applying to ] A. O'BRIEN, Cit,
Passenger Agent, 413 Nicollet Ave.
Minneapolis; E. A. WHITAKER, Cit,
Passenger Agent, 3s2 Robert Street. St
Paul. or address, r. w. TEASDALE
General PASSENGER Agent, st. Paul.
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1902-02-01
Think of the Courage Requir.

Think Of the Courage Required!
Happy Hogan-Say, Birdie, didn't yc
never have yer picture taken?
Birdie Blinks-Picture nuthin'!
"Never have de price?"
"'Course I had de price-but never
lad de nerve" Judge.
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1902-02-01

John J. McHale and Ace p. Abel,
lawyers, 301-3O2 Bank of Commerce
Building.
The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1902-11-29
DISTURBED HARMONY.

Tale of Joyous Conquest Ends In
Woe For the k..s,yaEed Girl.
Clara-Oh, am 50 glad to see you.
have some good news.
Maud-What can it be?
Clara Cblushing) -Can't-you-gu guess?
Maud enthusiastically i knowl
It's proposal.
Clara-Yes But you don't know who
it's from.
Maud-Let me see. Why. it must be
rom-from-
Clara-Charley Hasklns.
Maud Gliding her surprise)-Oh, yes,
OF course. What did he say, dear2
Clara-Oh. he was so nice. He began
By declaring that he had always
thought of me.
Maud-Oh. yes. Ever since he met
you that time at the seaside.
Clara-EXactly. And then
Maud-THen-he was sitting In the
chair. wasn't hef He moved over to
the sofa and took your hand in both of
his and told you how he had gradually
learned to love you and remarked Incl
dentally that he thought that kind Of
love was the more lasting.
Clara-Why. so he did.
Maud-Then he was silent for a time
and finally said you must excuse him.
but he was 50 overcome by his emo
tons. Then his arm slipped around
your waist. and he said you were the
only girl he had ever cared for in his
whole life. adding he could not live
without you-no, no; that would be i'm
Eossible-and would you not say just
the one little word that would make
him. oh. so happy.
elara-Well, / don't sec how you
know, but it was something like that.
Maud-And what was your answer?
Clara beamingl-Why. dear, what
would you have saidg
Maud said no.-New Yorker.
The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1902-11-29

II have used ChamberIain's Cole, ChoI-
era and Diarrhoea Remedy and find it to
be a great medicine" says Mr.. +. s.
Phipps, OF Poteau, Ark. sit cured me of
bloody siux. cannot speak too highly
oil It. This remedy always wins the
good opinion. IL not praise, OF those v no
use it. The quick cures which II effects
even in the most severe cases make Il o
iavorite everywhere. For sale by NJ. NJ.
Lewis, druggist.
The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1902-11-29

Mrs Brlght-My daughter tells me
that you have become quite an adept
in palmistry.
Young Squeczem-Yes. have stud.
led it for some time.
Mrs Bright-Well. have had a plas-
ter impression taken OF Madeline's
hand. and if you wish to study it you
can do so at your leisure 1t will save
you the trouble Of personal examina-
ton. you know-New York Daily
News.
The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1902-11-29
! wHIsKEY. brandy. WINE.

In case goods. The finest assortment
10 the city. Murphy Pure Malt Whiskey;
The Eagles Rye Mhiskey, s years old;
the Delaware Valley Rye, 6 years old:
the |. C. u. Whiskey,ss1O years old; the
AANX Monogram Old Rye; the Triumph
Celery Rye, fine goods; Rock and Rye. the
best made; John Gibson's Sons 4 Co.'S.
Old Whisky, made on the Monongahela
river. In addition still keep in stock'the
other leading brands previously adver.
tised. Imported Wines and other brands
of the best on the market. With thanks
for your liberal patronage in the past, /
hope to merit continuance OF same. POO
Commerce st. J. II. HARRIS, at old
Racket Harris stand. p. S.-Fine line of
Tobacco and Cigars
The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1902-11-29
Quack. ouackt

Went this morning to the crIck,
Slipped up easylike and quick;
Birds a-fiyin' everywhere,
But there want no ducks down there:
From the marsh land fioated back
Like an echo. "Quack. quack, quackf'
Thought I'd find EN- in the marsh.
But discordantiike an harsh.
Birds jest riz right up an flew;
! was feelin' mighty blue;
On the crick again, alack.
With their noisy "Quack, quack,
quacki"
I got mad an started back;
Wind had changed an had to tack;
Found my tame ducks feedin' there:
When I'd shot one. declared
Overhead a-circlin' back,
Heard the ducks so "Quack. quack,
quack,"
Got him picked an IN the pan
But that duck won't quack againi
Sat there broodin' DER my luck.
Awful tired an not a duck
From the oven noated back
Mighty tame one lonesome "Quack!'
Forest and Stream.
The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1902-11-29

'Not that timer snorted the pugilist
banteringly as he lodged n terrible left
hook for the jaw. You don't know
me.'
Il must confess" replied his oppo-
nent politely. that although your
name is familiar your face escapes me
for the moment" -Philadelphia Press.
The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1902-11-29

There's one thing don't exactly
understand about living in these tan
Hats said the man with joke to
crack.
80? What 'tis?"
why. the higher you live the less II
costs. Baltimore News.