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Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1902-12-09

A man likes to hear o woman say she
has never been kissed, even If he don't
bslieve it,
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1902-12-09

Perhaps after all babies do under
stand the language women talk to them
and stay wake nights to get even.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1902-12-09

When tramp sees an ak it always
gives him splitting headache.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1902-12-09

Time is money to the man who has a
contract.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1902-12-09

"Fhe books which help you most are
those which make you think the most, "
often by irritating you.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1902-12-09

No matter how tight a girls shoes
are che never likes TO acknowledge the
corn.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1902-12-09

After reaching a ripe old age some
men have nothing to do but sit around
and nurse their frost bitten aspirations.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1902-12-09

II you 10 81 III aHu ut5U q VIII
Why not purch SO the bsst?
DeWitts Early Risers
Are little surprisers,
Take one-they do the rest.
W. II Howell, Houston, Tex. writes
Il have used Little Early Riser Pills
in my family for constipation, sick
headache, etc. To their use I am in
debted for the health of my family. W..
a. Rembert.
The Bemidji pioneer., 1902-06-05
THE JEFFERSON BIBLE.
Something About Notable Book in the
National Museum. ,.1 s

"Jefferson's Bible" which is to be,
reprinted in fac simile as a public doc
ument, is sure to be in great demand.
The book, which, as everyone knows,
IL d collection Of the teachings Of
Christ, was originally bought for
S400 by the National museum and is
kept under lock and key. IT duo
sdecimo volume of SO double pages,
or 164 pages though Jefferson PACED
only the left-hand page. He used
four Testaments in as many lam
guages. On the left-hand page he.
pasted the clippings in two columns,
first in Greek and Latin. On the
right hand he put the French and the
English version, making four finely
printed columns in Greek, Latin,
French and English. There are mar
ginal notes id Jefferson's own hand
writing, with d table iii Front giving
the pages and citing the chapters
and verses from which the clippings
are taken. He omitted everything
Of d miraculous nature, confining the
clippings to the teachings ofJests.
In the concluding verse Of the
work, according to Representative
Lacey, who has made a study Of the
volume, Jefferson combined two
verses, as follows:
John 19:42:: There they laid Je-
sus.
Matthew a7:eo: q and
: = = rolled q great stone to the
door Of the sepulcher and departed. !"
Jefferson, being q freethinker,
buried Jesus for ever in the grave and
gave no hopeof the resurrection and
the life. Washington Post.
The Bemidji pioneer., 1902-06-05

DIR. REA has no superior lin diagnosing and
treating diseases and deformities.4 He will
give $50 for any case that he cannot tell the
disease and where located In five minutes.
All durable medical and surgica diseases,
acute and chronic catarrh, and Special Dis
eases or the Eye. Ear Nose and Throat. Lung
disease. Early consumption. Bronchitis. Bron-
chial catarrh constitutional caturrh. consti-
tutional catarrh. dyspepsia. sick headache,
stomach and bowel troubles, rheumatism.
neuralgia sciatica. Bright's disense. diabetes,
kidney, liver. bladder. prOstaHc md female
disenseS dizziness. nervousness. indigestion.
obesity, interrupted nutrition. slow growth in
children, and all wasting disease In adults
Many cases OF deafness. ringing In the ears,
loss OF eyesight, cataract. cross eyes etc.
that have beenimproperl rly treated orneglected
can be easily restored. Defof1nitie les, club feet
curvature OF the spine disease Of the brain
paralysis epilepsy. heart disease. drcpsy,
swelling OF the limbs, structure. open sores
main In he bones, granular enlargementS and
f,ll long standing discusses properly 6reated.
Young. middie-aged and old, single or married
men and I'LL who suffer from lost manhood.
nervous debility, Spern1utorrhoea, seminal
losses sexuai decay, failing memory. weak
eyes stunted development, lack Of energy,
Impoverished blood, pmpes. tmpediments 70
marriage. also blood and skin diseases. Syphil-
lis. esrtlptions hair falling bone pains, swell
|linRs sore throat. ulcers, effects OF r$rercnry.
kidney and bladder troubles, weak back, burn
ing urine passing urine too often. Gonorrheh,
gfeet, structure. receive searching treatment
t5rofllpt relief and cure for life.
The Bemidji pioneer., 1902-06-05
CONTEST NOTICE.
d. $. Land once at crookston, MINI

Mays lSuS.
A srtficienteontestafid having been died
In this ufilce by ManaSseh h Pettingillc nj
against honest cad ent. No, 21aa22. made Feb.
i 1901 for sI& 8SwI4. sec. 20. MS nw4 sec. ~,
toWnsnip t52 nerth. range 30 west, by John
Cole. contestee, in which 1t Is alleged that
the said John Cole has wholly failed TO
improve and cultivate said land rs required
sby law and has wholly abandoned the same
for more than six months last past, and has
never resided en- the said tract since the Gate
of his said entryand that the said alleged ab-
sence from the said land was not due TO his en-
snioyment In the army ,naygor marine corps OF
Nc Tinted Statesas private soldier. officer,
seaman or marine during the war with Spain
or during any other war il Whlcn the Alhitso
States may be engaged
Said parties are hereby notified TO appear,
respond and o:fer evidence touching said ale
ratfpr at 80 O'Clock b. m, on July Ss 1902, be-
fore f. A. Brown. y. =. Commissioner.
MIST os Minnesota at Blackduck. Beltrami
county Minnesota. and that final hear
no 5psiIl he held at l0O'clock n. m. on July
* 1902 before the register and receiver 1T
the United States land office in Crookston,
Minnesota.
The said contestant having, IN proper
affiSiayit. filed May Srd 1909, set forth facts
which show that after due diligence personal
service OF this notice can not be maue,3it is
hereby ordered and directed that such notice
10 given nv due and proper publication.
SYLVESTER PETERSON. ReglSter.
Defandant'S record address is FoSSton, MINI
nesota,
The Bemidji pioneer., 1902-06-05
HOW HE FIGURED IT.
The Farmer Wanted a Pretty Big Price
for His Pig.

for His Pig.
Funny things happen down here,
said Prof. Reginald is. Fessenden,
the inventor Of the new wireless tele-
graph system, who has been expert
menting with it at Roanoke island
for the pasttwo years, toa New York
Times reproter. One day a man
living down here on this island found
that somebody had shot one Of his
shoats. He got the bullet out, and
brought it to me, and asked whether
I had d gun that that bullet fitted.
Il said / had, and lie demanded $40
for the shooting Of the shoat.
My good sin | SAID, in the first
place, ! didn't shoot your shoat. and
therefore declineto pay anything. In
the second place, / should like to
know why on earth you want $50 for
it. Twenty-Five dollars is enough to
buy a squadron Of shoats on Roanoke
island.
WELL he said, i fgger it this
way. | calculate that If that ere
shoat hadlivedit'da had seven shoats
when it grew up; an each one o them
seven shoats would had seven
shoats, an -
But the professors auditors told
him he needn't go on with the calcu-
lation.
The Bemidji pioneer., 1902-06-05
Like q Drowning Man.

Five years ago a disease the doc,
tors called dyspepsia took such a hold
.of me that I could scarcely go" says
Geo. s, March, well-known attorney
of Nocoma, Tex. 81 took quantities
of pepsin and other medicines but
nothing helped me. AS a drowning
man grabs at d straw grabbed al
Kodol. I felt an Improvement al
cnce and after q few bottles am sound
and we'll. !. Kodoli is the only prepar-
alton which exactly reproduces the
natural digestive juices and conse-
qnently is the only one which digests
any good food and cures any form 81
stomach trouble. r. "a. Mayo.
The Bemidji pioneer., 1902-06-05
TN UNDERGROUND NEW YORK
What Hubbub There Would BE # the
Wires Could Talk! .

Noisy city? Yes, New York is
probably the noisiest city IN the
| world, said one of the officers of the
telephone company to a New York
Times reporter, because there is
more activity to the square foot in n
! New York than in any other city IN
the world.
ssBut let your imagination have
rein for a moment and think what a
| bedlam there would be if all the con-
i yersations that our wires carry
| through the conduits under the.
|streets wereletloose.
aT'here are incessant torrents Of
words going over these wires, and II
| they ereaudiblein the streets in the
tones in whichthey are delivered into
the transmitters you couldn't hear
| the gong Of an electric ear, and the
whistle Of alocomotive would have a
close competitor il volume Of sound.
"The hurry call for the doctor; the
housewives order to the grocer; the
Spectators directions to his brother;
| the thousands Of messages between
business houses; the conversations
between lawyers and clients; the fir
tations Of the office boys with the
Ihello girl; the gossiping Of friends
miles apart all these messages are
whisked along under our streets all
day long and pretty much all night
ilong, and not even q faint murnur
Of the great hubbub i heard nthe q n
istreets.
sThe same conduits also carry
myriads Of telegraph messages, with
out emitting q single click sof the
operators key, and water, and gas,
and steam go flowing along IN the
pipes under the streets without a
/ murmur being heard.
| Eyes, the streets are noisy, but
think what torture it would be for
lour ears IL all these sounds were let
lloose ID Broadway
The Bemidji pioneer., 1902-06-05
THERE WERE TWO OF HIM.
Real Estate Agent Words Were True But
~ Implied Lie.

4 fs8 ~ AAtpAiSu q 9L4Css& a,SIts lf{
"a certain gentleman recently
called on a real estate agent with the
object Of taking small farm adj
yertised.
who was the last tenant?' he
asked, "and how long was he On the
farm"
We'll" " said the agent, "the last
tenants name was JonesJohn
Jones. believe I'm right ia saying
that JohnJ ones was born on the farm
and has been there all his life. Only
three weeks ago, at the age OF 81.
John Jones was buried from the same
farm. His widow prepared oleaye
at once ifnecessaryn
And yet the gentlman didn't take
that particular farm. subsequently
asked by a friend for his reasons, he
remarked:
Il made other inquiries in the vii
lage, and ! came to the conclusion
that there was a little too much John
Jones' about that farrnl You'll be a
bit surprised to learn thatJ John Jones
hadn't beenat the place six monthsD
''Then the agent must be q liar
said bis friend.
EsI dare say he would deny that"
was the rejoinder. Hes merely a
smart very smart fellow But to
return to John Jones there are two
of him! The John Jones who died at
the age Of 81 was the father Of the
present John Jones, who lat the age
Of three months or thereaboutsre-
sides on the farm and, as the agent
had it, has been there all his life !''-
Isnndon TIFF Riffs
The Bemidji pioneer., 1902-06-05

ORDER FOR HEARING ON PETITION FOR
N Def OF HEIRS OF HOME
STEAD SETTLER. a WA
State OF Minnesota. County OF Beltrami--s
= In Probate Court Special Term. May O. 1902.
= In the matter of the determination of the
heirs OF Annie Knudson. deceased homestead
/ o ORDER FOR HEARING. ;l.
On reading and filing the petition OF Even
Wetleson praying. among other things, for the
judicial determination. by this Court OF who
are heirs of Annie Knudson deceased home
stead settler. and what are the respective
rights and interests OF such heirs in the
homestead land Of said deceased, and to
assign said homestead to the parties legally
entitled TO the same,
1t IS ordered, that said petition and said
matter be heard and examined on Saturday.
the 2ist day of June A. D. 1862, at 10 clock
A. M. of said day, ut the office Of the Probate
Court at Bemidj j in said county and state.
tits further ordered, tina notice thereof be
given to all persons interested by publishing
this order once in each week for Ave 60 sue
cessive weeks Immediately prior to said date
OF hearing lin the Bemidji Pioneer u weekly
newspaper printed and published at Bemidji
In said county and state.
Dated at Benid il this 9th day OF May A, d.
1902. I,y the Court s5 5Sss555 III Z
ss ON. sSkINVIIS, 4
11.15 Judge OF Probate Court.
The Bemidji pioneer., 1902-06-05
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION.

United States Land Once at Crookston
Mimi. April. 20, 1902.
Notice Is hereby given that the following
named settler has fled notice Of his intention
to make final proof In support of his claim,
and that said proof will be made before the
clerk of district court for Beltrami county,
Minnesota, ut Bemidii, MINI. on june 18th.
1862, VIZ:
HENRY FLYNN
III r.. 1860, Chippewa Series. for the Lots 3, 4
Il SWl4 NIY14 Sec. I Tp 14s N, h. 81 W.
& He names the following witnesses tc prove
his continuous residence upon and cultivation
of said land. viz:
Wm. w. Butler, oliver HILL Albert Law
son and David Lefevre, Of Buena Vista.
s.14 SYLVESTER PETERSON Register.
The Bemidji pioneer., 1902-06-05
state :, Minlneessota, coonty d Beitrami.

State Of Minnesota, County OF Beitrami,
Village OF Bemidji SIS. 4s8 t8
Notice is hereby given, that applications
has been made In writing to the Village
Council of said Village of Remadn and filed
eating liquors for the term com nencing onJune.
rs, 1902, and terminating on June ls. 1903,s
by the following persons and at the following
place as stated in said application, to-wib:
THOMPSON 81 DAHL
Front room, first floor of the two-stery frame
building located on lot /. block is, original
sTawnsite Of BemiGji, Mimi. 3 .5s &it
Said applicuti ION will be heard and deter
of Bemidii at the Village Hall. in the Village
OF Bemidji in Beitrami County and State OF
Minnesota. ON Monday. the 10th day of June
a. ID. 1902. ut 5 O'clock p. m.
Witness my hand and seal of VI ilage of Be-.
midi this 2nd dayof June AID 1902
syfssssl lRs p. .SO,LEARY.
14-ish Village Recorder,
The Bemidji pioneer., 1902-06-05
ASTASIA AND AKATHISIA.
Two Strange Nervous Maladies Some
times Encountered

u
times Encountered.
Very few persons have heard of the
diseases known ais astasla and aka
thisia; vet, according to NJ. Henri de
Paryille, a French authority on medi-.
cal subjects, some notable cases ot
them have been recently found.
"Astasia, he says, sisa nervous af-
lection, the peculiar feature OF which
il the fact that . person suffering
from it cannot stand upright. II he
tries, he will be obliged to hop and
Jump whenever his feet touch the
ground. III d word, his actions are
| precisely those of q person who.
might be required to stand upright
on d floor composed ofred- hot coal.
Akathisia is the exact opposite of
astasia, since a person suffering from
lit cannot remain seated. The mo-
lment he seats himself i'm q chair he is
obliged to start up again. Dr. Has
kovis, Of Prague, has been studying
this disease and tells Of two notable
cases.
aThe first was that of q man 40
| years old, who was frequently at
tackled with hysteria. Whenever he
| sat down he sprang up again and an ID up
and down ii this manner hewent sew
Ieral times until he succeeded in get
ting away from thechair. 1nthe sec
| ond case, which was that of a man 54
| years old, the patient was sometimes
able to remain seated for awhile, but
the fit invariably seized him sooner
or later and forced him to spring
AWAY from the chair. Stray Stories.
The Bemidji pioneer., 1902-06-05
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION.

4 Land Office AT Crookston. Mi, nj, May 5, 1902
Notice is hereby given that the following
named settler has filed notice OF hls intention
to make final proof In support OF his claim.
and that said proof will be made before the
Clerk Of District Court for Beltrami County.
Minnesota at Bemidjt, Mimi. On June 24th
] 1902, viz .., - 81 . % u wi.
CHARLES CKENSOCK
HI. e. 1903, for the SCI See "a III, l45 N, x
"a w
He names the following witnesses Ia prove
his continuous residence upon and cultiya-
tion Of said land. viz: 81
Guy Remore, Joseph Murphy, David Booth
nnd Ernest H. Rockensock. 1 BE 23,53
1D.15 Register
The Bemidji pioneer., 1902-06-05
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION.

Land Ofilce at Craokston. Mimi, May &, 1902.
II Noticejs hereby given that The following
10 make final proof in support OF his claim,
and that said proof will be made before the
of District Court for Bcltrant County,
Mianesnta. at Bemidii, Mimi on June 2tth,
1902, viz: 8
\ II ERNEST III. ROC SENSOGK
i'll . II. 1T9i3. for the Lots q .. s& $ Sec 81 TI
i1IB N, X. 80 w.
He pames the following witnesses to prove
his continuous residence upon and cultiyation
Of said lanu. viz:
Guy Kemore. Joseph Murphy. Davia Booth
and Charles Kockensock III Bemidii. Mimi.
SYLVESTER X FsT ERSoN
10-i5 Register
The Bemidji pioneer., 1902-06-05
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION

Land Cffice at Crookston, Mimi. April 30,
1902 5Ss III
Notice Is hereby given that the following
named settler has fled notice Of bis inten zion
and that said proof will be made before the
clerk Of District Court for Beltramt County.
Minnesota, at Bemidji Mimi, on june 18th.
1902, viz: 4. s III M
is4 DAVID H THORN
H u. 4017. Chippewa Series, for the SW MI
Sec % Tp 149 N J. R 34 w.
He names the following witnesses to prove
his continuous residence upon and cnltiya-
ton Of said land. VIZ
y Samuel Hayes, of Lynx, Minn Valentine
Thorn and Gerhard Bloomer Of Bemidji. M inn
SYLVESTER PETERSON,
l0-15 .: n, Register
The Bemidji pioneer., 1902-06-05
An Epitaph.

A noted Missouri scrapper died
lately, and his admirers raised anon
nnent over his grave bearing these
words: He was always looking for
fight with man of his size. AT
Gibson Globe.
The Bemidji pioneer., 1902-06-05
8 NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION.

& Land Office at Crookston. Mimi, May s. 1902,
y Notice is her. by given that the following
named settler has fled notice OF his Intention
and that said proof will be made before the
Clerk of District Court for Beltrami County,
Minnesota. Mt Bemidji, Mimi, on June 24th,.
1902. viz: s $s WI
ROSE BOOTH formerly ROSE COLBY
H. e. 1S2ga Lot s, Sec. 20, Up 146 ~. r. 81 w.
and El4 SEA Sec "a & NElNEt4s Sec rs TIP 146i
", r. 81 w.
He names the following witnesses to prove
his continuous residence upon and cnitiva-
tion OF said land. viz: n f E
Joseph Murphy, George Barnby. Ernest III !.
'',s9' S \ SYLVESTER PETERSON.
iO-15 Register. 81
The Bemidji pioneer., 1902-06-05
NOTICE FOR PuBLIcATIoN.

United States Land Office, Crookston, Minn.,
May 8. 1902. t55.5 ISL G3 !. % n
n,tIned settler has fled notice of his intention
to make final proof ii, support of his claim,
aud that said proof will be made before the
Minnesota. at Bemidji, Mimi, on June II,
u FERDINANI)A A. PETERSO ON.
III. e. No, 1855, Chippewa lands for the Wa
Sell SEA SEA Sec, l3, lot 2, Sec.2 4, 7. 148 NJ.
r. "a w aag 9s ;s ss
He names the following witnesses to prove
his continuous residence upon and cultiva-
ton OF said land, viz: ss 5sis s Y
Edward seitz Gilbert Peterson. Edward M.
Peterson, Ed. Campbell. all OF Bnena Vista,
MINI al r. GEORG e,
sss Receiver.
The Bemidji pioneer., 1902-06-05
NOTICE FOR PUBLfcATIoN.

United States Land Office ar rockston.s
Mimi. May 30, 1902. sa4
Notice Is hereby given that the following
nanied settler has fled notice Of his intention
to make final proof in support OF his claim.
and that said proof Will be made before the
Clerk Of District Court for Beltrami county
Minnesota. at Bemidji, Mimi, on July 22-
1902, viz: a
zACHEUS w. LINDBOfaE
ii 4 1880 for the NE.1x SNVJ& NJ SCI Sec. 90,
NNV14 SW34 Sec. Is, TIP i46 Mr. 80.
He names the following witnesses to prove
his iscontnuous residence upon and cult yation
of said land. viz: N 8s
John b. Hanson and Gilbert eS WIein of
Rusby, Mimi. G.. Earl Carson and Marion r..
Carson OF Btmfdji, MINI.
SYLVESTER PETERSON,
1919 Register.
The Bemidji pioneer., 1902-06-05
SUMMONS FOR RELIEF.
STATE or MINNESOTA,
County OF Beltrami.
District Court,
Fifteenth Judicial District

District Court, 453
Fifteenth Judicial District
Helena Hicks. plaintiff.
against SUMMONS.
William II. III ticks, defendant.
The StHte of Minnesota ~ the Above Named
Defendant:
You are hereby summoned and required to
answer the complaint OF the plaintiff In the
hereto annexed and herewith served Upon you,
and 10 serve copy OF your answer to said
complaint upon the subscribers at their office
at state OF Minnesota,s within thirty days after
the service OF this summons upon you. ex-
elusive OF the day OF such service. and II you
fail to ansW er said complaint within the time
aforesaid the plaintiff In this action win apply
to the Court for the relief demanded therein
D&ted May 10, i 902.
STREET. CRAWFORD & GIBBONS,
Attorneys for Plaintiff.
fl-H 3ss Bemid il. Minn.
The Bemidji pioneer., 1902-06-05
\ NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION.

United States Land Ofiice at Grookston,,
Mimi aiay %. 1902.
Notice Il hereby given that the following
named settler has fled notice of his inten-
tion TO make final proof in support of his.
claim, and that sal d proof will be made be fore
the clerk of the district conrt for Beltrami
county. Nina, at Bemidji, MINI. on July
s, 1902. viz: 3E
S714 s GUSTAV HARRISON
III. E.. 1T560.for the VIE n E3asection2 20 tpwnship,
K l46 north. range 33 west. sis
Il He names the following witnesses TO prove
his continuous residence upon and cultiya-
fion} Of said land viz: 4. s9
Il George Rarnby. Marion p. Carson. Josapit
Murphy G.. Earl Carson, Ill of Benlfd III. MI an.
SYLVESTER PErERs0E. Register.
The Bemidji pioneer., 1902-06-05
Cancers, Tumors. Goiter, Fistula
and Piles,

5Varicocele aud enlarged glands with the SUBJ
eItaneous injection method, absolutely with
out pain and without the loss OF Il drop OF
blood Is one of his own discoveries. and Is the
of the nineteenth century. No incurable
eases taken Consultation TO those Interested
81 co DIX, REiA& y tao..s
Minneapolis. Mimi Louisville, NY.
The Bemidji pioneer., 1902-06-05
ORDIN ANCES
oF THE
Village Of Bemidii, Minn.
oFFIcIAL PUBLICATION

E = p i II j
An Ordinance amending General Ordinance
il No. ~ OF the village Of Bemidji, entitled /. An
II Ordinance for the establishment OF water
rates md penalties. for the goY efnnent of
patrons OF the system licensed plumbers and
all persons using Water. from or doing any
work wherein water is required from the
Village Water Works of Bemidi il MINI.
The Village Council uf the Village OF Bemidii
do ordan:
That Section 10 OF saidordinanee be. and the
same Is hereby amended TO reaa Ms follows;
Yard spsinhng for lot 5aS1j0 feet per
season.. N si,s, IA. q w
Yard srrinkling FOR each addiHonai2 2a
lsaundrfes public, 1. ~ 90
Saloons. without pump, 1. ~ lus0u
- with pump ....s i. e. ..'s.s5j 10 90
Stables private for one horse or COW. z 90
81 each additional horse
washing b,ggies IN
ciudea
iivery.for eight horses or less IL 90
= Z each additional head 70
: Hotels and boarding houses for each
room less than ten 4, . Il 90
Hotels and boarding houses. each ad-s
ditionai room :. Il. n ~. 10
Hotels and boarding houses, over tweif-
ty rooms with inside closets and
urinals, Special,
An other rates not herein mentioned shall
remain as fixed in section 10 OF said ordinance.
hereby amended
This ordinance shall take effect from and
after the date OF its passage and approval,
5.i. a. IsupTNGToN,
Attest Acting President.
Village Recorder,