The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1902-01-30

RUM-INAT1oNs.
a printer is always man OF letters.
The colored man is always lucky at
sports. He always wins on a fowl.
| The employees of the Fox river paper
mills over in Wisconsin are on a strike.
They require more pay.
| Brainerd has a spear factory. The
business men of that place all talked to
the point and got the factory started.
\ Hobson, he of Merrimac and merry
smack fame, will retire from the SER
vice and enter politics. If the women
could only vote.
Babies are becoming popular as
drawing rooms pets in England. They
are certainly a drawing card where
ever you put them. ..s.'-
A convict in the Missouri peniten-
tiary was pardoned and then hung.
This is what one might term Jolly
and a knock down. So,
An Illinois farmer is dead after A.
lingering illness. He had not taken a
drink OF water for forty years. How
about, "Golden Grain Belt?'
Our lumbermen up in Itasca county
are living on moose meat. This is al
together too luxurious bill of fare for
a lumberman. He is whole log or none.
A Blackjack barber wanted to charge
colored lawyer from Bemidji the sum
OF SIS for a shave as he said he had to
take great chances shaving in the dark.
With the weather little more on
the winter order the winter tourist
advertisements look little bit more
attractive. But the price is just the
same.
| The water in Lake Erie has been
falling at a rapid rate during the past
four years. If this keeps up the navi-
cation Erie will in time be thing
of the past.
Schwab while in Budapest discov-
cred nephew who was supporting a
wife and family on IS per week. He
will bring them to this country where
he can trust them better.
The Cambridge correspondent of the
lsanti News says that four editors were
on the Cambridge depot platform all
at one time on certain day last week.
It was sort of sanctumonious affair.
The Pere Marquette railroad is talk
ing of buying the "Walker'' road as
feeder. They think with this new
piece of road that they will be able to
give the travelling public and the ship
pers better runs. =
Vandiver of the St. Peter Journal put
his Hot Tamales'' in his pocket and
went down to Washington to get navi-
cation on the Minnesota river closed.
in the interest of the trapping industry
! along that river. -.
There was rumor that the Rural
Telephone Co., intended to adopt the
Marconi system of communication be-
tween here and Cambridge, but no
such proposition can be entertained
until the latter place erects it's water
tower to be used as receiving station.
st. Louis experienced an earthquake
shock one day last week. That spade
full of Louisiana Purchase dirt must
have disturbed the equilibrium. It is
now in order for the St. Louis papers
to try and make the nervous ones be-
11eVe IL was simply a shock OF Kansas
corn.
A lecturer compares Duluth to the
ancient city of Tyre. Is that what the
Zenith city is coming to? No wonder
Charley Towne moved down onto Wall
street. 1t is to be hoped that Bede
will take tumble to himself and 90
back to the green pastures and still
waters of Pine county.
There was Polish wedding in the
town OF Pike Creek in Morrison county
last week, at which all the s:skis" for
miles around were present and there
was mirth and revelry such as only
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