The age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1897-1902, 1902-04-13

deal in, without an Ideal purse. Be
sides Ideals seems to get everybody
into a pickle that tackles the pesky
article. 1t was unfortunately the text
of our last Sundays ad., in which we
were made to say Ideas" for Ideals"
controller for Contracted pockeD
and count" for want" and having
just recovered from the shock and tri-
/ umphantly coaxed ourselves into a pious
frame of mind In order to locate the
trouble, after calm and deliberate con-
sideration, dn the serenity of our angelic
nature) we have positively convinced
ourselves that we were only enjoying a
practical seraphic translation Din the
fiesh) for which 1t would be ungrateful
not to be devoutly thankful Ito our
friends). Besides, the tremendous cleo
trifying shock of so many concentrated
Real Estate bargains was enough to jar
even the magnificent modern Age-Her-
aid printing press (printers and alb and
admonishes us that we should give
broken doses.
After all, an Ideal is often only a
"highty' Idea, and to count" our
loved ones to have the best, may be like
counting the chickens before they are
Matched, and requires only an efferves-
cent-soda- fount-like idealstic magma
ton to make 1t mean the same as want
ing them to have the airth, and, as to
a controller pocket. while we do not
know or care what that is not being pus-
sonly burdened herewith ourselves) we
can at least be happy in the reflection that
1t is certainly no worse than contract
ed pocket, for Real Estate agents to sell
their wares to; besides, we have such
charitable friends, we know they will
give us the credit, for having some in
definable hidden meaning % in our thus
toying with good old English, and in this
reflection let us rejoice in affection 90,
be happy in misfortune CD, and praise
the good Lord for the wonderful adapt
ability of the English language to meet
every emergency, and for the great mod
ern printing press. and for the writer's and
printers Chat Cypress them these potent
disseminaters of this language (blunders
and alb, and last, but not least, for the
opportunity offered through its medium
Ito those who read the ads.) of securing
the good things of this life from a cot
| tage to a palace, horse or kissable pug
or aff1uent advertising, cultured 90
modest 90, busning 90 husband want
| ed" wife, (Which should terrify the print
ers), and especially for the opportunit.
it offers to small or large realty investor
! to better their financial condition if the.
will do as we suggest, harmonic thei
ideals with their finances and real
carefully our offerings, which Is Away
allow any deformed "box-ankled" invest
ments to issue from our (temperate) dis
pensary, especially as we have the genu
! inc article (cut and dried always on tai
for our friends lin solid form and cal
] attention below to only few bargain
selections from our large and tempting
list of real estate investments. your
| friends, EBORN & JONES.
.-.---.--. CITY HOMES.
$1750-New 5-room cottage. lot 50x140, {
blocks of union depot; $3.50 cash, balance
monthly or 3 annual payments.
! $1400-New 4-room cottage, lot 50x140. ave-
nue. D, close in; u cash, balance l,
and years, or monthly.
$2S0O--1o0x14O, Groom and 4-room house,
close in. avenue D; u cash, balance
| years.
-Slx-room house and lot, 50x140, close
| in: u cash, balance years, or monthly.
$2500-Choice Groom home 18th ave-, North,
near Powell School.
$46O0--Eght-ro residence, stable, SER
| wants house, large lot, fine location,
| close in, Northside.
$2100-New Groom house and lot, 50x150
| 23d St, North; $500 cash and $500 year.
| S4200--Elegant modern two-story Groom
residence, new. close in, 23d ST., North
easy terms.
s26OO-Excellent, well-located S-room house
and lot, 23d ST., North; $500 cash, bal
ance $500 year.
$120O-Five-room cottage, lot 70x200, North
Highlands.
$30O0-M odern broom cottage, lot 100x140
splendid location, North Highlands.
| $3300-Elegant modern 7-room cottage, 12tf
ave. North Highlands; small cash pay
| ment, balance monthly.
$500 = A model 7-room cottage, corne
home, North 23d St; beauty.
$2750-Lovely new Groom cottage and lot
fronts car line, North Highlands; mod
crate cash payment, balance $50 month
a gem; II will rent for this.
-Two-story 8-room house and io'
fronts Highland ave. car line, Sout
Highlands; splendid location Y cash
balance years, or monthly.
s2750-Fronts South Highland car line
| new.
$4,000 = Two choice s-room residences
front South Highland car line; both TO
$4,000.
s35o0-Beautiful new 6-room modern home
/ lot 90x115, overlooks city. North High
/ lands; $1,000 cash and $500 annually.
| $5O00-Modern S-room residence, servants
! house perfect condition. prettily fin
| ished inside, lot 1OOx155. Splendid loca
I ton; South Highlands. Terms to suit
$7Oo0-100x20O fronts Highland avenue, ele
| CANT modern residence of rooms.
$S00o-Elegant 11-room. slate roof corner
| residence near Five Points.
| $14000-One of the finest Broom mansions
on the South Highlands.
s7O00-New modern Groom residence stf
/ ave., North. Very choice.
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