Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1902-06-25
''' ,,earn-s VIEW or GoIr.
..,..e,,oas for summer loarders
W No Longer Attract.

ln' ss..s ~,,fn remarked Uncle ABB
hah ~. N. ia friend, Amos Libby, who
" soms down iSem one OF shs naek
~ ~. ., Maine 10 pay BIN visit
s.s- ,bsy aim nothin' else pays 50
- be~gass It's sure crop.
- -, nsr catsrpiIisrs, ner ehiny-hags,
Wsss satsaa. rear lucusss. nsr early
y psr nos bia' dont have no serious
-, ~ golf crop. IL isat goes right
. -. ,,s,g.,, regardless o. wind or weather.
. e.saf Il reached your place yeigs
sff.Mts Abaer when Amos made II
nAs@ ,hst he stu was unfamiliar With
- - AZ colt. "wsGi II will. Tore long.
s.sDrsslln' ike forest IRE on a
netober day. Last year. them
- nj. nsighborhood that takes In
-, h.,s.tsrs found out they NEEDED
80 l.na they've got for golf, an 20
-. ....ou we sinf goin' to grow no
- Hus at all, bat we'll live on
s..sd goods an golf. lister be when
-, yscatlonsrs Was iookin' for
= y,lses 20 get took In the tuss thing
- AK you would be II the mos
sul,sr, was very bad. II they was any
s.l.rysr In the nsighhorhood. II the
.a.n,. wss hos, II they WAS any ashin'
,s.rby. II The reads was good, am boat
.s.r..sd ether questions. sTsin't that
rsyany u'aFs. =.
aSew all they want TO know n II
,.svs. any good plsee 10 play colt, right
s.rsx spi II you've got the right kind
!, xnlf grounds 70 show 'em, that's all
,ssrwsnt 10 know-~thry'Ii send for their
,,nrss saa begin boardia' witb you from
~, saguuts. We found uus last season
-. i, boaraerv have all the golf they
.,ut ,hsy slot 80 very particular bout
,sttsyng else. Fore they'd been In tbs
asa.a ,oag enough to get their trunks 1n-
liked thsy shouidsree their bags fuii o.
IN Sticks that look bout like broom
sssslss wtsh door-knohs ON tho end OF
~ and fare knowed what wss goin'
a. ,hsy sns cot in my pasture lot dIggia'
Asses A. big as your two fists an as tar
,n,s a. halfway from here down to tbs
rel essags.
Atn less than no time The COLT balls was
arm a. ihseS - bullets At the hattie o.
Bsssss HUI. got behind stone wall
sa' xaiehsd tbs perceedsn's. My pasture
wuaa big saoagh. so they cifeIea clear
foaaa shrocgh the nsixhhoFs' heids,
asts, all tefors EN-. like sherman,s
nneA to the sss, an hringiH' the neigh
ses. boaraess back with 'sm. Tho next
az they pssittoasd the village sslsctmea
10 noss ,ne Gross. Roads Baptist church
'ssss ,aey saatrd the alto II stood on
tsss pGttsfin' gresn. or'sonathin' o. that
lind.
@Dsdnf yoa nevcs see golf bait ruth
al Well iss bout a. big az pallets
srg an - ioaga - the kind OF Seefsseas
Jas Gag In tbs restaurants. I'm stand
sore asusa than stepehiid. A golf bail
ssiysz than weasel. Gees In a bee limo
~ iss a. you can sec u, but az soon 40 It's
sshind Urea CT rock or bill II switches
TIA Them as has played golf good
shils slisrs locates iast where golf bail
ssssr b. 20 as 10 lock for 10 somewhere
sAse. II ssn'E fair, ! guess, to bit a golf
ball tsles vita the same stick durin' the
wns gsese, an t'sagin the rules TO try
10 snssk 70 over a stone wsiI With the
sa@s siad Of stick ihst you'd use In
ssssia' u ossv swRmpy place er brush
pas.
lis paayiu' zoii yoa'se got to take lot
MEMtn4x Into -
tssas Abner slth the air % one who had
Earned ias s~efss II the game, ''The
saxs ShS bearded here Hast saaames told
1t Wat The position o. the sun. moon an
tss'si the direction am velocity o. The
s'aai the Temperature wn' weather prog
sa.aseasi0ns fer this acxt 81 bours; the
A'isses an IonSituds havs all got TO be
assansd aosa 10 the slxtseath OF cats
sasses before go payer can tell wbai
spf1 Of goli ssiek 10 use st.' hos to use
T.
An astronomer from a Boston college
ga ne q ws= lots easier to cAl'late an
~slpss o ths fnooa ans years ahead than
to tell just how yoa orler stand
snen ssFtsIa' = golf bail lyin' ON a side
aA' Ass'auger Iest lookin' on an not
aa0sln' anything stout golf might think
Assinpie sort OF a game. bat when
sss come to look into 1t It's wass than
'ap"and fractions. Ia goii everything
~sEsnes on everything else.
Use rainy day when was plAyin'
sesexsfs With ooe o. the boasdsra ho told
Nsndensiaiiy that the man who
ga never played golf. bat thinks o
.''o u OTTER think lot before he takes
A' noai leap. You can't tell no mere
=" shsrs Ia In goif by lookln' at IL from
- 0a'Aids tban you can what there Is In
Ns pAekags you bid on at church fair
'''"' II starts in on man easy like
not TO scare him, bot once IL gets
= y aim is's a regular tyrant.
Vns 'nsn says to othsrmNn; do you
- ~ SolF No, don't. says the second.
"ay nosf asks the FIRST. We'll, I don't
:" y eoaid spare the mouey to buy
= ee'a',' says the second. 'oh, you
- : nsed maeh,' says the first. Jest
~, INV 'nfee dolIsr-a-pleee clubs ~ do