Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1902-10-16

''Yo eyarn't bride de Lohrd, honey"
said Uncle Ephe, by buyin' de mos
expensive seat in chu'ch. Colorado
Springs Gazette.
There is now complete from Boston
to Omaha a double-track line of rail-
way, of which every mile is guarded
from wreck by the block signal.
H l.. Asher of Lexington, KY, has
land stock farm, formerly the
property of w. C. Frances, contain
ing $40 acres, for $4,000. 1t was the
home of Red Wilkes and other of the
great Wilkes family.
Bronco Bill--We had ter expel that
temperance exhorter fer tn good NV
the community. Grizzly Peter
How's that? thought tn boys wuz
all signing tn pledge? Bronco Bill
They wuz? An got ter shootin' Sc
blamed straight that we wouldn't
have had no community left in a
little while,-Puck.
Westminster Abbey is being divest-
ed of the woodwork erected for the
coronation ceremony. The work is
being done with the utmost care, to
| avoid injury to the stonework. After
the removal of the timber will come
a thorough cleaning and busting, and
! the replacing of the pews. 1t IS
hoped that the regular daily services
will begin early in October.
Il noticed in your last ISSUE" said
the stranger that you say, During a
game at Gildroy's Golden palace last
night one man held royal flush
twice in succession 'Well?" re.
marked the editor of the Gulch It'd.
ings. We'll. just want to say !
don't believe there's man living who
can do that There isn't, but there
was. Philadelphia Press.
Edward P. Call, who has been pub
Usher of the New York Evening Post
for the past four years, has resigned
that position to become publisher of
the New York Mail and Express. Mr..
Call began his newspaper career in
Boston under the late R. Nj. Pulsifer
of the Herald, and is one of the at
tractive and popular men in the news
, paper fraternity.
An article in Pearsons magazine
tells of the latest fad in regeneration
for women. A woman tired of con-
stantly rouging applied to Gambler
| Bolton, the famous tattooing expert.
After numerous experiments including
one that left a patch of pale pink be-
low his right eye, the artist consented
| to perform the operation. The sub
] iect left the studio with the freshest
and daintiest OF compilations, and one
warranted not to wash off, but fixed
for the rest of her days.
So dissatisfied are some of the in
habitants of Llanelly, Wales, with the
public lighting arrangements of the
local authority that the other evening
they lighted portion of one of the
main thoroughfares with candles
with the object of putting thu
authorities to shame. The sight at
tracted such crowds that the police
were kept busy clearing the pave
ment, and the urban council con
templates taking proceedings against
the owners of the candles for obstruc
ton.
Coat hangers of his own manu-
facture from the stock-in-trade OF
Charles Ebert, a Bavarian, who is b
familiar figure on Cleveland's main
business streets. Evenings and
stormy days he stays at home and
makes the hanger He never solicits
custom, although naturally anxious
enough to sell, taking the position
that every one can see what he has
to sell and that chasing" trade would
be useless. Ebert is from Nuremburg
and has been in this country six years,
selling coat-hangers all the time.
A north side boy, five years old,
who had recently become the brother
of another little boy, was sent to the
grocery the other day to get some loaf
sugar. BY mistake the grocer gave
him graduated, and the boy was sent
back TO have it changed. How do
you like your new brother?" asked the
grocer. as he was weighing out the
right kind of sugar ooh, don't like
him very much" the little fellow an
swered. "He cries all the time. "
| why don't you change him. then.
as you do the sugar?" I'VE can't
change him now, cause we've used