New-York tribune., 1902-03-26
TIE TALK OF THE DAY.

One day as the Rev Mark Guy Pearse OF Lon
don. was st-oIing along a river bank. he an
old man fishing for trout and pulling the fsh OUT
one after the other briskly. You manage il
cleverly old friend" he said. II have passed good
many below who don't seem 10 be doing anything"
The old lifted himself up and stuck his rod in
the ground. Wen. You see str there be three
rules for fishing and It's good trying It II you
don't mind them. The first is. Keep yourself out
OF sight: the second is, Keep yourself further out
OF sight and the third IS Keep yourself further
cut Of sight sJin. Then you'll do it,
fathers court Tor the hrst time, was very much
interested IN the ProGfeGnsT "A Aie5 aea 5eerh
and several other men made speeches to twelve men
who sat all together. and then these twelve men
we're put in dark chamber TO be developed. -
Chicago News
During the siege Of Ladysmith officer who was
organizing a concert 10 keep up his mems cheer
fulness heard OF a sergeant in the Gordons who
said 10 be a performer. He found the said
sergeant and asked him 10 contribute his services
The sergeant sorry but he couldn't"
why" said the officer you do play something
don't you?' Il did. sir Well what's your in
strument?" "The bones. sir-but I've ate emf
ALL MINE"
The helds, and the woods in the heids; arr; are mine;
The willows that shelter the resting kline,
The s.ateest cedars OF all the zones.
The yeIowest gold Of the mountain steep.
THE ne unri6 0or 0 w9Tds Which unfettered sweep
Through the measureless maze OF the universe.
For surer and surer I daily grow
That God has set nothing beyond my reach;
That ali things are mine If I make them
BY reading a truth they were meant TO tea5n
Here are few bulls that have been perpe-
trated from time TO time in the Austro- Hungarian
Parliament:
zone most important point of the agricultural
question is the maintenance OF the breed of horses
to which I have the honor TO belong"
we are here for the veal and woe OF con-
stituents."
Gentlemen. consider this question in the light
OF a dark future"
The eye of the law weighs heavily on our press
legislation"
"There, gentlemen. is the ever changing point OF
which the Opposition has made a hobby horse"
This taunt is the same old serpent which,
for years and years. has been groanng in this
sembly."
No we d. don't G enSoqTags supper parties said the
hui We are noWerIess 70 prevent them They come
early in the afternoon and camp out until the last
the basket and the three kids? We'll she's regu-
lar. In that basket you will probably find lot Of
and perhaps a tumbler of jelly. About O'Clock
to enjoy the evening performance. despite the tact
that they aaee % airsady & seen m II IN the afternoon
bum song and dance team will go on and do their
worst TO drive out the sitters in order to make
for the evening audience, but it's like pouring
water on a ducks back. The people who STAY for
fR@S6fdd Rseord VIII s'a"o '0F anything 'r0iladelPna
There is a passenger steamer on the Elbe where
the warning against speaking to the man al the
wheel is displayed in four different languages
This is the English version: ITO the helm marine
gentleman try conversation not"
This talk about the consent Of the governed is
when get to the bottom of it, mostly rubbish.
We people Of the South. for Instance who have
for years been cheating niggers at elections and
kept II up until we concluded that 1t cheaper
shed crocodile tears account of the of the
ti!ipinos and cry aloud that all just government
erned Rot! The South didn't consent TO the gov
eminent that for several years after the Civil
war. the southern niggers are not consenting TO
about the consent of the governed and taxation
without representation when these arguments run
our way; put We forget how often these principles
have been violated in country to-day with
our appreciation and as the result of acts.
Consent of the governed! Texation without rep
resentation! Rot!-(Charlotte IN. c. Observer.
Manilas supply of beef. mutton. pork and lamb
is drawn chiefly from Australia. The meats retail
at the following prices: Sirloin steak 55 cents
pound; mutton. 10 fresh pork. so cents; lamb
50 cents. Other prices are: Smoked cod. 90 cents
cents; lard 20 cents; turkey, 65 cents. salmon S5
cents; mullet 80 cents: Holsters $2 EACH butter 81
pound; grouse 81 80 each; rabbits 80 cents: hares
81 25; fowl. 81 so; tame duck, 81 S5 condensed milk
70 cents pint.
Il got no use for Congress" asserted Mr. Ien,ueI
Higgins. proprietor of the Bowersvile Grocery and
Drygoods Emporium. Why, here's .Si' Sinnkins
an Joe Skinner has been OWN me SO a3ens Yes
sugar fer six year m they Jest won't nav M an
now Congress is goin' ahead an maxim a law to
beats is entitled any better show than any other
rascals. s.'-CBaltimore American.