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Sharp County record., 1902-09-05
They are passing

, Take a walk through any Of
the cemeteries through the coun-
try and you will believe with us
that fools are slowly but surely
passing away.
With silent tread you pass the
last resting place OF the indiyid-
ual who blew into an empty gun.
The modest tombstone of the
hired girl who lighted the fire
with kerosene and the grass COW
cred mound that covers the NOR
tai remain Of a boy who took a
mule by the tail.
The tall monument Of the man
who didn't know it was loaded
overshadows the dugout of the
man who jumped off the cars to
save a ten rod walk.
Side by side lie the remains Of
the ETHEREAL creature who always
kept her corset laced up to the
last hole and the intellectual idiot
that rode bicycle 8 miles in 10
minutes.
Here reposel the young doc
tor who took a dose of his own
medicine and the old fool who
married a young wife.
Right over yonder in the north
west corner, where the gentle
breezes sigh through the weep
ing willows, lies the fellow who
told his mother-in law she lied.
Down there in the potter's field
with his feet sticking out to the
rube blast of winter, and the
blistering rays Of summers sun.
is stretched all the earthly re-
mains of the misguided regulator
who tried to lick the editor.
while the broken bones of the
man who wouldn't pay for bis
paper are piled up in the fence
corner.
Near by, his grave unmarked,
reposes the mouldering dust of
the editor who starved to death
trying to run a first class paper
IN second-class town.
Over by the entrance reposes
the boy who went swimming too
early in the seasan, and the lady
who kept strichnine and baking
powder side by side in the cup
board.
Right there in the path direct
~ in front OF the entrance, OBJ
struoting the way, is the grave
OF the microbe killer who rinseG
himself inside and ont with anti
septic solutions until his agonies
were cut short by acute softening
Of the brain.-Ex.
Sharp County record., 1902-09-05
IN ALLEGED Short1ae.

Salem, Aug. 29.- The report o.
the board Of accounts presented tc
the circuit court charges that the
county treasurer, James Emery
is 1920 short in his accounts
1t is said that Of this amount S50C
was lost through depositing funds
with private individuals. Mr..
Emery is a Presbyterian preacher.
and has host Of friends in the
county, although he was defeated
for recollection TO a second term
at the March primaries by Lewis
CawYey.
Sharp County record., 1902-09-05

Tab!er's Buckeye Pile Ointment
is no panacea, but Is recommended
for Piles only. These it will cure.
Price 50 cents in bottles. Tubes Is
cents at Shows drag store.
Sharp County record., 1902-09-05

The RECORD and the st. Louis
Republic year S1.75.
Sharp County record., 1902-09-05

Take the Record and keep up
with the news.
Sharp County record., 1902-09-05
WANTED!

Reliable man for Manager of a
b Branch Office we wish to open in
this vicinity, Here is a good
opening for the rightm man. Kind
Iy give good reference when
writing
THE A. T. MORRIS WHOLESALE
HOUSE, Cincinnati, Ohio.
Illustrated catalogue, 4 cents
n stamps.
Try an advertisement in the
Record.
Sharp County record., 1902-09-05

or in other words, nen win
good sound hearts, arc not very
numerous. The aslns
number of sudden deaths ir0n'
The Delta independent., 1902-09-12
Ole Time senEs Fr.-;.

Every family wants the songs OF ions
ago-the tireside classics which will live
while time lasts. They are published
in an artistic booklet. words and music
at SO cents, but we have decided for a
short time only. to give these song books
away FREE. Among the old favorite
songs the book contains are: America.
Annie Laurie. Aud Lang Syne. Bat
tie Hymn OF the Republic Columbia
The Gem OF the Ocean .. Comm
Through the Rye. Dixie's Land. Far
Away Flag OF the Free. Flee as a
Bird. Home. Sweet Home. In the
Cleaning. Lead Kindly Light. /. Long,
Long Ago. My Old Kentucky Home.
Yankee Doodle: Robin Adair Rocked
in the Cradle Of the Deep. Star Spang-
led Banner. .Swauee River....Sweet and
Low. Swing Low Sweet Chariot. The
Last Rose of Summer The Blue Bells
OF Scotland. The Old Oaken Bucket. :.
When the Swallows Homeward Fly. etc.
The Literary Euterpean is u valuable
dollar magazine devoted to Literature.
Music, Poetry and Paiuting-supple
mentipg the work OF the great Euter-
peap culture movement. 1t is iuvalu-
able to teachers and instructors and
necessity in every home where polite
learning and improvement is desired
For the purpose OF quickly introducing
the magazine everywhere. we propose to
send il TO any address for six months
for 25c 10 silver or and &c stamps, and
send copy Of "Old Time SoUgs" as
above. absoiutely FREE. Send quick he
fore this offer 10 Withdrawn, to the Eu-
terpean, Galesburg, Ill.
The Delta independent., 1902-09-12
Tho Two .sv...to. churcn,,ls.

4no AWO t0oV00 OnQrchlIlh
Winston Churchill reaches tho ad-
vanced ago -of thirty to-day, but his
undoubted powers show no signs Of de-
cay. 1t would be going too far to de-.
scribe Mr.. Churchillas a. the rising hope
of the stern and unbending Tories, be-
cause he might be the rising hope of
any party, Politicians, unless they are
mediocre or firmly anchored to one
party by ties of ONCE .or family sell
dom pursue a 'career sof aunblemished
consistency as regards 4the particular
label they wear. and 1t would not sur
prise many Sof Mr.. Churchill's friends
If he were to be found fighting under
banner different from that to which
he now gives allegiance. There is, in
fact, scarcely anything IN his views
which would not fit one great party as
well as another. This is month of
a double double in birthdays The two
Winston Churchills were both born,
In the, November of 1871, and, where
as the American novelist has written
some war articles the English politi-
clan and war correspondent has ad-
ventured upon novel. The brace of
Winstons. by the way. met in New
York few months ago. and thanked
each other for casting so much iustre
on the name. The two Gissngs, George
and Algernon, novelists both have also
their birthdays during November
London Chronicle.
The Delta independent., 1902-09-12
OFFICIAL DIRECTORY
Csurehes.

.- Ch0rek09.
FIRST BAPTIST CHUIn.H = Services at II \
IN. and 500 p. IN. Rev. A. A Layton. pastor
Sunday school mt 10 q. M. DR., A. II. stockham.
superintendent Young Peoples meeting at GAS
y. nd. Prayer meeting on Wednesday evenings at
the church.
PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH-service at II ..
m. and FOO y. M. key. n. j frothinGha m pastor
Sunday school at 10 a. M. II. J. Porhingham
supt. The Christian EndeayOn meet at
6:ls p. IN. Prayer meeting "wednesday evenings
at the church.
Order OF divine services in the chapel of the
monastery: On week days. q o'clock a. IN :; ceIe-
brstion of the most holy sacrince Of mass every
morning On sundays and holidays. 10 o'clock
n. m. celebration Of the most holy sacrifice Of
mass, sermon, benedicti0n with the most blessed
sacrament, and Sunday school. ALI are cordially
invited. ~
METHODIsT-CHURCH Rev. A. y. Spencer
pastor Services at II u. and 500 p m. Sun
day school at 10 u. m, Miss Emma Myers, super
nten'deiit. Epw0rth league meets at 100 p IN.
Prayer meeting "Wednesday evenings at church
CEDAR EDGE METHODIST EPISCOPAL
CHURCH.-SiInday school every Sunday ct 1910
am. Preaching every sunday. welcome for
NH.
The Delta independent., 1902-09-12
A Necessary rr.e...,.n.

Don't neglect cold. 1t is worse than
unpleasant. Ii is dangerous. BY using
One Minute Cough Cure you can cure
it aeoDce. Aliays inflammation. clears
the head. soothes and strengthens the
mucous membrane. Cures coughs.
Group, throat and lung troubles. Abso
lutely safe. Acts Immediately. Children
like it. w. g. Cook.
The Delta independent., 1902-09-12
DESERT LAND FINAL PROOF.
Notice For PubIscasiOn
usITED STATES LAND OrFIcR
Mauisnsn CalaIndn August la "a

= UNITED STNTEs LAND OFFICE, [
Montrose, Colombo, August IS. 1902.
Notice is hereby given that
JOHN EHRET.
of Delta. Delta comfy. Colombo, has filed
notice ofintentioD TO make proof Oh his desert
md claim No 4f9 Uie Series, for tho lots 0. s
amt 9, section -. tOwnsniD 10 south. X. D7 west
Ith D. M, before Milton II. wcleh. county judge
and ex- oflicio clerk, ut Delta, Colorado, on
Wednesday the Isi day VI October. 1902.
He names the following witnesses 10 PROVE the
compete irrigation and reclamation Of said
land:
Robert l.. Hutciison. Joseph A, Pore. Henry
Latimer and John McyelglI, al Of Delta. Colo.
J. A. LAYTON, Register
(First pub Aug, y; last Sept. 2G.) :
The Delta independent., 1902-09-12
Delta Co"n,y oaaeer..

Sheriff. WIN. Hunt.
County Clerk aud Recorder. II. X. Ferguson.
County Treasurer, n. Ernet C1ack.
County Assessor, Sam Cockcrhan.
County Surveyor. john A. Curtis.
County Judge. Milton L. WEIGH.
County Sup't OF Schools. Miss Alice Royce.
t;Oroner--Dr. q. b. Houts.
I. n. McMurray. Co. Commissioner ist dist.
l.. y. King, 2nd :.
John W. Finn :" Ord
The Delta independent., 1902-09-12
Method. of an English cartooni.t.

Methods of an English Cartoonist
F. Carruthers Gould, the celebrated
cartoonist of the Westminster Gazette.
has been giving some particulars re-
garding his System Of work AS u
rule" he says. when parliament Is
sitting. get to the house of commons
at $3.50 or O'Clock In the afternoon.
and take up position either in the
gallery or the lobby-accordin to
wha. is going OH. would go to the
lobby il wanted special details OF
an incident or portrait from particu-
lar member. At about Z o'clock make
my way out of the house with notes
and rough outlines. and proceed to
the National Liberal Club. where I
prepare my drawings. An ordinary
sketch takes me about twenty min
utes."
The Delta independent., 1902-09-12
COLORADO STATE FAIR
Pwek1o. Geps. N 10 40.

Fot this OCCASION the Denver & Bic
Grande syAtem will make d rate OF one
September is. 10. u. is and 19. good To
return until September q.
The Delta independent., 1902-09-12
Garnet Chapter. No. 30, o. Z. ..

Garnet Chapter. No. -, .. 4. ..
Meets the first and third Monday mIglita OF each
month in Masonic hall Miss Rcbeeca koss
Worthy Matron: Ora H. Watson. Secretary.
Grand Mesa Lodge, Ne. -. n. Of r.
Meeting nights, Tuesdays Of each week, at the
knights Of Pythias Hail.. W. II; Burnett, q. g.;
Eld Van DE Venter. X. of Il. and ..
Rathbone Sisters.
Meets first and third Thursdays q each month
in Knights of Pythias hall. Lucy McMurray, NJ
E.; Mrs. Lillian Smith 81 nc.
Delta Lodge. I. u. q. r.. No. ll6.
Meeting nights, Fridays Of each week. IN the
Odd Fellows Hall in the Farmers and Merchants
Bank building. s. II. Mcbride, Noble GrTnd
Dan Doughty. Scc'y. ..
Western slope EneasnPment. No. 30.
Meeting nights. first and third Mondays OF each
month. l.. X. wgram, G.. r.; NJ. W. Ramsay.
scribe.
Katherine Rebekah Ledge, No. 81.
Meeting nights. second and fourth Thursdays
of each month In the Odd Fellows Hall Mrs.
Amelia Ramsey, N. c.; Mrs. Bertha Simpson
Secretary.
woodmem Or the world
Delta Camp 2oi, meets ilrst and third Thur
days Of each month in the Masonic hall. w H.
Jones, G. &. Fred n. Dickenon. clerk.
Camp No. 4is. Surface Greek. meets first and and
third Saturday nights ,at Eckeft mall. Elias
Wengcr. clerk. Fred Il. Burritt. consul.
woncn Of Woederaft.
Meets second aud fourth Mondays evenings Of
each month in Pyfiian hall. Guardian Neigbbor
Mrs Susan Bdrtolin: Clerk, hfs, vim Mathews.
Pioneers Of she Pacsne.
j. j. winton Encampment. Meetings held
every second and fourth Tuesday evening 81
each m0slth In Odd Fellow hall W. ). Gaunt,
commai'dcr; G. u. Crysler. scribe.
wm spaulding Encampuleut. No. 38, meets at
Eckcrt secoud aud fOtlrth Saturday Fights Of
each month. ". II. JarvLs. cumsasnder, Cfissic
4 Taft, scribe
MeCIelIan Post Ne. -, q. A. =.
James NJ Blair. Commander; Robert A. John
son, =. v. Com inaiider:f. vsnnevcuter, Junior
Commander: & g. Msrsh. Chaplain: d. T. SNYDER.
Honts, Surgeon; J. s. barton, A.: VIM. Nathers,
Q.S. III
Delia Camp Ne. olo1. -. W.A.
Nests second aud fourth Saturdays 0f cxcl
month In l. u. ". r. hall. s. W. Ua&eu y. 4; u.
u. SnidcmaD. CLERK.
The Delta independent., 1902-09-12

Meets tho first and third Monday nIglita OF each
month In Masonic hall Miss Rcbecca Ross,
Worthy Matron: Ora H. Watson. Secretary.
Grand Mesa Lodge, Ne. -. X. Of r.
Meeting nights, Tuesdays Of each week, at the
The Delta independent., 1902-09-12
Delta TnMn almeers.

Mayor, ". J. Gaunt
Clerk, Clarence Smith
Treasurer, q. B. Elliott
Trustees: a. B Crabill 7 =. Hunt, J. J.Winton,
W b. Stockham, ". q Cook. Il. d. Hair.
The Board of r,isiees meets the hrst and third
Thursdays Uf each month.
The Delta independent., 1902-09-12

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The Delta independent., 1902-09-12
NOTICE ron PUBLICATION.
DEPARTMENT OF THE INTERIO

DEPARTMENT OF THE INTERIOR, \
LAND OFFICE At -MCSTRosE, CotnMADO
August 2. 1902.
Notice Is hereby given that the following
named settler has died notice 0f her intention to
inakc final pto0fin support Of her claim and that
said proof will bs made before Milton 4. Welch.
county Judge and ex ofiicio clerk Ut Lelta, Colo
radV. on 6eptember 15. 1907. viz:
MARTHA EDGAR, es
upon her D. g. No. 2i7s Ute series, for the south
cast u souttiwest quarter. section 13. north y
northwest Il and northwest u northeast y, sec
tlon ~. township ~. south. range % west Of On
Pm.
She names the following witnc.ses 70 rfgvs her
continuous residence upon and cultivation 81
said land, VIZ: +Qss.
isaac 4. Howell Wiley d. Bryan. Inwrencs D.
King and Joseph n. Dale. ali o. ft;.darcdee. Colo
=. A.tAyTON. Register.
Firsi pub. Avg >: lass scyA II.
The Delta independent., 1902-09-12

According to DIR. Sidney Jones 10000
consumptives are moving about Aus
tralia annually.
The Delta independent., 1902-09-12

A single brewery In Munich uses 11s
railway freight cars of its own. be-
sides 28 belonging to the state. Other
breweries have 143. 80. 81. so, 100. SO.
e.c.
The Delta independent., 1902-09-12
A, p, nu,g A. NJ,

Meeting nights, every second and fourth Mon.
days Of each month, at tile Masonic Hall In the
Delta County rank building. J. II. HALEY
W. ~, N. J. johnson, Sec'v.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1902-01-01
/ FLOUR q 4 or dfILk.'


According 10 sonsu Bergh, at
Gothenbai DR. s. enberg, 81 that
place, has made. q discovery which II 3
be of IN tance il dairy farming
He ola iizls to have invented an appar-
a,tus b; which mil can be brough { to-
tie form Of powder, Ike flour in al
psarance, but possessing all the qual-
tiles of milk IN concentrate form,
sture excepted. lis said this milk
flour is completely soluble ii water
and can be used for all purposes for
which comm on milk is eInploye
The mill -four does not get sour,
does not ferment, and III the dry state
issnot sensitive to change IN the
Weat her can be kept and trans
ported in tin cans barrels, bags,setc.
The cost Of production DIR. Ekenberg
has estimate at about 27 cents per
106 quarts, and he thinks that flour
made from SKINNED milk can sold
for bout 10 cents per pound.
It is considered that the invention
will be Of the greatest Importance for
the utilization of skinned mill, which
heretofore has largely been wasted,
but in the dry form can be transported
all over the country without losing
any of its original good quail ties. The
product mentioned is considered SUI
perior to the casein pr ducts S, s. ton .
and "proteide, now manufactured
from milk by the aid of rennet, acid,
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1902-01-01
TELLS OF A REAL TRILBY.
Professor of Psychology Says That
His Hypnotic Spell Has Made an
&se Actress Famous. 7.,.gE#

DIR. John Duncan Quackenbos, pro-
lessor emeritus of psychology in Co.
lpmbia, astonished his associates of
the Medico-Legal society at New York
the other night by telling them how
a young actress, whose name was not
given. bounded into fame in a single
night under a hypnotic spell. The
spell was put upon her by DR.. Quacken-
oos, who is onezof the greatest authori-
ties on hyphotism in the world.
Thrown into a hypnotic condition
again and again before she appeared,
her own personality was for time
submerged. She was told what she
could do and what she must do. She
was told of her own powers and her
ability. to- use them. All fear and
timidity were t ken from her mind and
the subconscious self that psycholo-
gists know is hidden in each human
being was brought into control, said
the professor. ,.:
Whene awakened the inspiration
given remained with the actress. I'm
consciously her subconscious self app
Epeared in. her work and directed her
afforts. Her acting continued com
Eplete success.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1902-01-01
Rockefeller Chop. Wood.

With a multi-millionaire wood
chopper Westchester county
might seem in danger of losing work,
but John ID. Rockefeller is following
the example of Gladstone merely as
exercise on his road to health at his
country seat in Pocantico Hills. He
will spend the holidays there. Mrs.
Rockefeller herself looks after the
preparation Of her husbands meals.
The latter can hardly eat "a full meal
as yet, for he is suffering considerably
from Indigestion. Besides his wood
chopping Mr.. Rockefeller exercises
with dumb-bells and in outdoor walk
ing. He. seldom uses his new 1S-hole
golf links, however. Mr.. Rockefeller
will entertain house party which
will include all his children and grand
children.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1902-01-01
DOGS COSTLY TEETH.
Dentist's Canine Has Gold Filings
in His Mouth Which Are s.
Worth $3.50. ~

' I. e o.. 80 -=-
Rex is the name of dog and he is a
full-blooded Gordon setter. His owner
is a dentist up town in New York who
does not think it unsual that his dog
should have teeth with gold filings and
six gold teeth in his lower jaw with a
diamond embedded in them. DR.. T. S.
Van Nostrand, Of 101 Eighty-eighth
street, is the owner. He decided that
thed og's teeth must be filled if they
were to be saved, so he resolved to do
the work. %y &
The dentist told the dog to get into
the chair and Rex obeyed. Then Van
Nostrand tied a towel in his mouth and
keep it open and set to work. The dog
did not object seriously to the opera
ton. Four gold teeth were made to
fit his mouth and these were attached
to two crowns which fitted over two
teeth and thus held in place. &
The gold teeth gradually wore down,
and lately DR.. Van Nostrand decided
that new set was necessary. It was
made and in the center was placed a
pure white diamond of half a carat.
The teeth have been placedin position,
and now Rex is the proudest dog in
New York. .. = @
The value of Rex,s dental ad ornment
is at least $3.50. ~ -. f.:
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1902-01-01
EXCITEMENT IN WHITE HOUSE
Young Archibald ROOseyelt Does o
Turn Or Two ON His stills In the z.
Public Waiting Room.

While President Roosevelt was en-
gagged in executive business the other
morning and Mrs. Roosevelt and Miss
Alice were out shopping and other
members Of the household occupied
little Archibald Roosevelt undertook
to exercise on his stills in anxiety
chamber, the large waiting room on
the second floor, while number of
people were in waiting in the room.
On account of the limited space and
the extra number of feet thrust here
and there Archibald had not exactly
fair play, and bull in china shop
could not have created greater CON
sternation than did this one little boy.
After various falls and accidents to
himself and others he was assisted to
the more private part of the house to
await the presence of the family.
Given a wide field on the white house
lawn Archibald is really expert with
his stills, but otherwise there is often
commotion created in various parts
of the mansion when he attempts tc
get about too briskly.
No matter how serious the fall, with
true Roosevelt spirit little Archibald
remonnts his stills and starts out
afresh. j. s-, .. T. %s.ss.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1902-01-01
TRUANTS FEAR NEW LAW.
German school Statute. which II Not
Yet Operative IL Doing Much
..s {5 Good.

Germany is undergoing a novel ex-
perience in seeing a law exercise the
Idirect moral effect for which it was de-
IsVised before it has become operative.
Last years reichstag passed a COM
lpnlsory educat ton bill, decreeing that
after pril, 1902, hildren proved to be
regular truants should be taken from
home and required to 1t, sleep and
live ii the schoo houses, alto ther re-
moved from parental Influence and.
surroundings.
This law was found necessary, be-
cause thesformer system Of timing and
imprisoning parents of trnants failed
permanently to reform either them Of +.
the children. s2s
Statistics now compiled in Dresden.
Hamburg, Berlin, Hanover, Breslau.
Leipzig and Munich ind cate that the
mere fear of the law has been effective
Iinreducing truancy osthe loves 5poiint
known II, the German schools. The
teachers predict that BY the time the
Ilaw becomes effective the need FOR 81 It's
existence will have been practically
lobViated.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1902-01-01
GHOST STEPS ON a TACK.
As q Consequences, the seance IL
Broken Up in Unghostly
Confusion. zsz.

"A series Of spiritualistic seances
which have been in progress at Austin,
Tex, for several weeks past and have
resulted in several hundred converts
to the faith Of spiritualists were alb
ruptly terminated the other night
when one of the s ghosts which the
mediums have nightly called forth
from their eternal resting places
stepped on some tacks placed in the
ghosts !" path by a couple Of doubt
ing Thomases, who went to satisfy
themselves whether the white-robed
spirits had nerves or not. The pro-
Emoters of the seances had warned all
who attended that to touch one Of the
GHOSTS" would not only be fatal to
the experiments, but might result se-
riously to the doubter.
John and Henrik Jacobs believed the
seances to be fakes, but they had
enough superstitious doubt to refrain
from touching the ghosts. The tack
theory test suggested itselfto them
and was executed with startling sue
cess. A ghost" being called up pros
ceeded to perambulate the room with
steady tread. AS he crossed the dou-
BILE line of tacks with upward turned
points a howl Of pain rent the night
air, and nd the disembodied spirit grasped
one bare foot in both hands, scream
ing most unghostly malediction on the
doubling Thomases. The seance was
broken up in a hurry.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1902-01-01
B Ru..ia ana Enslaad Is A.i..

Russia Asiatic possessions are
three times as large as the British hut
have only q, oOO, 900 people, as com
pared with 297, ooo, 900 under British
rule.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1902-01-01
An Old Timeniece

An interesting exhibit at the Smith
sonian institution is an old German
clock that was ticking about IS years
before the birth of the grea Amer
lean republic. Itkeeps good time and
is 40 years old. tits made of hard
wood and the work was all done by
hand. Every piece of the mechanism
is highly polished and it is put to-
gether with hand-Wrought rivets of
brass. The parts show very little
wear and the time pieceEis so carefully
constructed that docs not vary D
second in time during "a hours. 5.s