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The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1902-06-15

A marriage license was issued by Marriage
License Clerk Caughlin yesterday to F. Lynch.
g. and Mollie Yokey, DO years old. both Of East
st. Louis.
The Odd Fellows of the East Side will hold
decoration day service at Mount Hope Cemetery
to-day. A special train over the Southern Rail-
way will leave the Relay Station at p. m.
A body believed TO be that OF Louis Meyers,
the East St. Louis baker. who was drowned
while swimming in the river was found floating
in the river on the st. Louis side yesterday.
Mass will be celebrated at Judson's Hall on
Broadway at and a. m. to-day by the Rev
erend Father Bannon, the rector OF the now st.
Roses Parish. .kAaR 90
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1902-06-15
zwIcK WAS ELECTED CHAIRMAN.
"SiIk Stocking Faction I'm Control of
Buchanan County Republicans.
REPUBLIC SPECIAL

REPUBLIC SPECIAL
st. Joseph, Mo-, June H.-At the organiza-
ton of the Republican County Central Com
mittee, at the Court House this afternoon,
G. l.. Zwick was elected chairman; William
Tygart, secretary, and George +. Barnes,
treasurer.
There were but ten of the twenty-one
members present and the Cotton Socks"
ground that there was not a quorum pres
ent.
Zwick is not a member of the committee.
and was not present at the meeting. He is
a friend of r. o. Stauber, Kerens's handy
man in ST. Joseph.
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1902-06-15
LARGE VOTE IN MoNITEAU.
Democrats Selected County Candi-
dates at Yexterday's Primaries.

REPUBLIC SPECIAk
California, Mo-. June 1.-THE Democratic
primary election for the nomination of
county ticket took place in Moniteau coun-
ty to-day. Full returns have not been re-
ceived but the following nominations seem
probable: Representative, W. II. Sturgisi
muehlen: Prosecuting Attorney, n. C. Hick-
cox; Circuit Clerk, Y. Nj. Musick; county
Clerk. c. G. Inglish; Probate Judge. J: D.
Thixton; Treasurer. John T. Allen: Pre-
siding Judge, J. D. Taylor; District Judges.
H. B. s. Howard and r. c. Boggs.
The contest for County Clerk and Probate
Judge was close, and the majorities for
the successful candidate Will be small.
The vote for United States Senator gives
Stone over Wallace a large majority. The
vote at the primary was a large one.
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1902-06-15
DcIesates Selected at New Madrid.

New Madrid, Mo-. June H.-Democrats
delegates @ as follows: St. joseph, George ".
Steel of New Madrid; W. H. Marshall. of
Morehouse; L. F. Jafont. OF Conren; Spring
field. H. c. Riley, Joseph Hunter. Murray
Phillips, Jr.. all of New Madrid; ST. Louis,
r. g. Mott, of Point Pleasant. Jonah De
Lisle of Portageyilis, George LAPont. New
convention.
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1902-06-15
Democratic Ticket in Adair.

REPUBLIC SPECIAL
Kirksville, Mo, June 1.-THE Democrats
of Adair County nominated the following
Vile of stahi: Circuit Clerk ]. a Wilhite:
Recorder, Raphael NJ. Miller; County
Clerk Harry Focht; Sheriff, John Powell:
Treasurer. James A. Crow; Probate Judge,
NJ. Blair: Collector. A. ]. Elmore; Judge
at large, F. NJ. Gilliland Judge First Dis
trict. Judge Hall; Prosecuting Attorney,
F Greenwood.
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1902-06-15
Eastern Illinois state Normal.

REPUBLIC SfEOlhL%
Charleston. ILL.,. June 1.-THE commence
ment exercises at the Eastern Illinois State
Normal School begin in this city tomorrow
morning at II o'clock with n class sermon
by the Reverend w. Hamilton Spence of
Galesburg, Ill, and the baccalaureate ser
mon by him at o'clock p. m Monday
affernnnn the Board of Trustees will meet.
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1902-06-15
>Bapti.t, Hold Revivals.

The congregation of the First Baptist
Church of Granite City is holding series
of outdoor revival meetings in large tent
on c street between Twentieth and Twen-
ty-first streets every evening. The Rev
erend John Rodman is conducting the serv-
ices assisted by George Henry.
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1902-06-15
SUPERINTENDENT MALcoMsoN HERE
VIII Have Charge of Machinery
Groups Under Chief Moore.

Charles T Malcomson. Superintendent OF
Power and Transmission Exhibits under
Thomas NJ. Moore. Chief Of the Department
OF Machinery arrived yesterday from At
lanta, Ga where he had a conference with
representatives of the General Electric
Company regarding the exhibit they propose
to make at the Exposition.
Superintendent Malcomson will have
charge of exhibits coming under Group 63,
steam engines. and Group 81. various mo-
tors boilers and boiler equipments, such as
feed water heaters and purifiers, machine
stokers. condensers. engines operated by hot
air, gas, petroleum. compressed air.
ammonia. carbonic acid. gas. water noters
and other pieces Of machinery Of similar
character.
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1902-06-15
FUNERAL OF ALDERMAN SMART.
Modern woodmen in Body Attend
the Service.

The funeral of Alderman E. NJ; Smart OF
Upper Alton took place yesterday aiter-
In Manning street The Reverend NJ. L.
Cole, pastor Of the First NJ E. Church, in
Upper Alton. officiated. assisted by the
Reverend q. W. Waggoner. The members
of Keen Kutter Camp Of the Modern Wood.
men of America. at Upper Alton, attended
the services in body.
Merriman. James Mckinney. Charies Cur
rens, A. Klensichn tiger, Doctor z. e COOK
and Captain George d. Eaton, president OF
the Board of Trustees of Upper Alton. The
burial was in the Oak Wood cemetery.
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1902-06-15
KERR-POWERs.
REPUBLIC SPECIAL.

REPUBLIC SPECIAL
Trenton. Ill. June 14.-Mr Hugh B. Kerr
of Collinsyile and Miss Belle Powers Of st.
Louis were married here yesterday at the
residence of the brides parents; They VIII
make their future home in Collinsville.
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1902-06-15
PEMrsooT COUNTY DEMOCRATS.
Delegates Chosen to Judicial Conven
ton Instructed for Fox.

Caruthersville, Mo-, June 14-At the Dem
ocratic County Convention held to-day,
the following delegates were elected:
Springfield. Frank D. Roberts, Charles b.
Faris and L. l.. Comins: St. Louis. James
r Brewer. Arthur l. Oliver and Lee B.
Hawkins; St. Joseph. H. c. Schult. s. NJ.
Downing and William A. Ward.
The delegates to the Springfield conven-
ton were instructed to vote for James d.
Fox for Judge Supreme Court; and dele
gates to st. Joseph were instructed to vote
for o. g Harrison for member Of the
State Committee. No other instructions
given
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1902-06-15

Owing to the closing down of the stamp
ing works at Granite City for six weeks
a number of the employees are leaving the
town to be gone during that period. More
than 0ooo was distributed In wages yes
terday. The mill is behind in orders and
repair work will be pushed SO that II may
he reopened as soon possible.
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1902-06-15

REPUBLIC SPECIAL.
Nashville. Ill, June 14-Bert D. Teei. son
of Mr. and Mrs. Charles Teel, died at the
family residence this morning. The funeral
services will be held tomorrow, with burial
at Odd Fellows Cemetery.
THE REVEREND JOHN STURGEON.
London, June 1.-THE Reverend John
Spurgeon, retired Congregationai minister
and the father of the Spurgeon family OIL
preachers, died to-day at South NORWOOD
He was born July Is, 1910
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1902-06-15
Death From Strychnine Poison.


Mount Vernon. Ill, June H-w. Duff
Palmer 70 years old. died In great agony
this morning. He had been in his usual
health up to the hour of his death Coroner
Satterfieid summoned a jury, which. after
making a through investigation. returned
a verdict to the effect that Palmer came to
his death by strychnine poison. and that II
was probable that he had taken the same
with suicilad intent.
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1902-06-15

While playing with a loaded revolver,
Roy Huff, 2 years old. OF Madison. was
shot in the right hand by the accidental
discharge of the wespon. The wound is
not serious.
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1902-06-15
Bates County Committee Organizes.

REPUBLIC SPEC1AL.
Butler. Mo-. June 1.-THE Democratic
| Central Committee of Bates County met
here to-day and organized by electfng r.
D. Embree chairman and w. r. Bell secre-
tary. The following campaign committee
was appointed: James A. De Almond.
chairman; W. r. Bell, James Morland, w.
T. Cowan, w. ]. McCombs and T. D. En-
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1902-06-15
Attended waterworks Con

Superintendent Sterns of the Tri-City
Waterwcrks returned yesterday from Chi
vention of the American Waterworks As
sociation. The convention was in session
three days
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1902-06-15
Alton Note. and Personals.

Major G. w & Lowe of the Western Mill
tary Academy at Upper Alton has gone to Chi
cago.
The Young Peoples Society Of Christian En-
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1902-06-15
BERT ID. TEEL.

II YOU are out of work, or want better
position. read over the 1873 Help Wanted
ads in to-day'S Republic.
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1902-06-15

Ceremonies will accompany the in
auguration of the lighting. heating and ven-
tilating plant of the Administration build
ing at 10 a. m. tomorrow. ]. H. Kinealy
professor of mechanical engineering who
planned the system. will apply the torch un-
der one of the boilers Representatives of
the Exposition Company will start some of
the others.
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1902-06-15
Cass County Instructed for Martin.

Virginia Ill. June 1.-THE Thirtieth Dis
trict Republican Senatorial Convention has
been called to meet at Havana, Thursday.
June 10. The delegates from Cass County
go instructed for Charles n. Martin Of this
city.
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1902-06-15

drowned Trying to Ford Creek.
REPUBLIC SPECIAL
droWned while attempting to drive through
Browns Ford, on Crooked Creek, to-day.
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1902-06-15
COLONEL PETER DOMAIN DEAD
IN PORTLAND, OREGON.

Well Missouri Newspaper Editor
Originated the Greeley Campaign Slogan "Greeley, the
- Devil Anybody i5eat Grant, Brother
and n Louis.
The Farmington times. [volume] (Farmington, Mo.) 1874-1902, 1902-06-12
;;i;;;i[ii;S;;i;;:IEj1lj q
rdSlGRFtS
THE HORSE BUSINESS.
u Has Chaaged wtshIn che Fast de-
eads ana WoFkina AIoRE ola
LINES Pays No Longer.

With the revival Of horse breeding as
a profitable industry the fact must be
recognized that there has enme com.
plete revolution In this business. The
old methods will no longer prove prof.
table, We must raise for profit dis
tinet types Of horses for the market,
aud not generally all-round uAcful
the different types Of horses In de.
mand, and then work toward the pro-
duction OF the best specimens OF one
or more Of these types. These types,
6riehy stated, are the road carriage
and coach horse, the cab horse. the
draft horse, and the American trotter
or road horse. One Of these types
should be selected in breeding horses
for market, and the peculiar character
lstics Of each one studied and carefully
underatood. Breeding for a specific
class Is the only Kind that pays to-day.
The man who breeds on the old lines
IL doomed 10 failure. His horses viii
bring 20 much less In the market that
there will be no margin left for profits.
One reason why horses become n drug
In the market ten years ago was be-
cause farmers and breeders produced
surplus OF horses which had no psrtic.
ular characteristics. They were not
specially good IN any line. Then a de.
mand slowly grew up for horses which
would excel In one particular class.
and this has steadily increased until to.
iay Il has become universal. The evo.
luton 10 breeding has thus made II
necessary for the farmer and breeder
20 know his particular class Of horses
thoroughly. Promiscuous breeding
does not pay, but special class or type
breeding does. Every horse must be
bred for a particular purpose, and II
at the beginning she animal does net
promise any good points for a particu-
lar purpose, the sooner you can dis
pose Of him the better The small
horse, and the horse ~ mixed vir-
tues, has passed forever, and his day
will never return. Breed ths large
horse that IL useful for particular lines
on hauling. the road or coach horse
which can travel well with a fair load
or the trntier which can make speed
In one % these classes every horse
must excel Hr he cannot bring the high
market prices offered. Premiums are
daily offered for the best animals ~
any elass.-C. L. Peters. in Prairie
Farmer.
The Farmington times. [volume] (Farmington, Mo.) 1874-1902, 1902-06-12
AFTER TWENTY YEARS.

Lusks Springs, Ind.--June 9ih.--It
would be hard TO find q happier mar
than Mr.. William Cntterson, OF thii
place, has been for the last few weeks
For twenty year, his wife has been an
invalid with a complication Of diseases
Neuralgia, Rheumatism and generally
broken down constitution.
Mr.. Cattcrsou had done everything
that loving care could suggest but IN
yaln--his wife only grew worse.
Recently however. he heard Of Doddt
Kidney Pills and determined 20 Civ,
them 3 trial and was overjoyed 81 the
splendid result.
From the very beginning Of the treat
ment she commenced to improve til
now abe Is nearly well and Mr.. Cater,
son Is rejoicing. lie says; "Nothinf
ever did her so much good. We will al
ways praise Dodd's Kidney Pills for tbs
good work they have done for us"
The Farmington times. [volume] (Farmington, Mo.) 1874-1902, 1902-06-12
OPPORTUNITY.

Ou,n&de the castle walls ore called for ale.
a page Who dalligd With lutte Inside
Petrse from the close barred casrmtrt
half-atrald--
Past BY nay lAdy'S door must ABIDE
Hs said while DER tho atrirgF lS nHEtrs
StTayVd
And sWseily ehlmsd biz youuE voice with
the lutte.
The windows here. you see. are strait and
high
Yet fear not. friend. boldly to give Thy cry,
II guards are GFat / wot thou art not
mute"
And then again tha, shout rang through
the alg--
Il came TO knight and squire Who sat a,
play,
AND one cursed at the wartsrs. woUisf'rI
where
They quahed their wine and lFowsed the
time away.
And then ore u prirc,sr' ollie 40 ~ ear,
On, told ~ what De- taG endured 80 slrEe
Another hoasud of Die sword and shle,f.
one tossed hH c.cs. AID rr.'e To ron'
yield
In willingness torsfvs ms h.HE md ueGt
Ard set once more that CO.,, ot bitter rcd
" pierced the Inner aluu.t of %, kiuE
Who ~ thr round ot urruHh ran with
speed
Leaving BIZ Eraybsafds 40 their council
ing
OF war. aud state. Of church. and priest
and creed.
And opsd a gate. and drew 'hs mar half.
dead
within IN, walls. Had ", but known"
cried an
u sore dIrmay, "lt v.s %, princes call"
40 knew Il vas o. mar..' The o!t kins
tald
The Farmington times. [volume] (Farmington, Mo.) 1874-1902, 1902-06-12
INTERESTING LITTLE BITS.

Tobacco WIS grown lasi year ~ Is
different places In ireland.
Seventy feet Is the record rise ioT a
tide In the Bristol channel.
For n quarter Of a century no new
houses have been built In the Sussex
(EnRlandl village ~ Slindon
There are Ss7 different languages
spoken in Europe. but 90 per cent.
speak the seven principal languages.
The crown swimming baths at Ken
nington are the largest In London.
They are leo feet long and 60 feet wide.
A monument 10 Prince Amedo Of Sa-
voy, the late duke Of Aosta and former
king Of Spain, has been erected In the
Valentino park al Turin.
In 1925 q grant Of lands was given
by the council Of New England 20 Johr
Endiuott and five others from the At
lautic to the Pacific and from three
miles north Of the Merrimnc 10 three
miles south OF Charles.
The Farmington times. [volume] (Farmington, Mo.) 1874-1902, 1902-06-12
WELCOME RESTING PLACE

BOARD floor Is very desirable, siHce It
permits the use Of this when the grass
ground would be moist. The smooth
floor also affords splendid chance
for children to play in wet weather,
or indeed in any weather, since their
clothing will become Soiled much less
easily when playing on such a floor
then upon grass ground or gravel
This place can also be made To shell
ter a hammock, stretching this from
one corner 10 an opposite corner. The
roof frame should. of course, he
braeed In the same direction as that
occupied by the hammock, running
Z two by three strip Of lumber from
the top Of one corner post to the top
Of the one opposite; also placing a
similar piece between the tops Of the
other two opposite corners. The cloth
gables should be fitted so the frame
and tackled in position, after which the
roof. side and end flaps (all In one
piece) can be stretched into position.
and held In place either by tacking or
by cords through eyelet holes and tied
about the frame.--Country Gentle
man.
The Farmington times. [volume] (Farmington, Mo.) 1874-1902, 1902-06-12
e,r.rh cIyl. ne,resh.a ~ lprancy.

Greek Girls BctFefh~a Tn Infancy.
Girls In Greece are beirothsd whea
they are mere infanta In that country
II IL Disgrace 10 be an old maid. Mar
riaxes for love are unknown, but q
Greek father Is very htern in regard 10
a young man having ample provision
10 supper, a wife A girls dowry con
sisis OF household furniture and linen
ruther than money, Although most
Greek girls are naturally very pretty
they begin 10 paint and powder from a
gerry early age--the cheeks bright red.
the eyebrows and lasbes deepest black
and vclns dulioately blue, The rptult
"a that they are withered old women NJ
40, and thus nowhere are ugllss females
to be found than beneath the blue skies
Of this classic land. Every Greek fam.
lily who can afford u keeps q French
nurse or maid. for French 10 almost
universally spoken in society. Psint-
Ing and music are quite unnecessary.
but girls are carefully trained 10 dane.
Ing and drilled 70 conduct themselves
with elegance, Household duties are
taught, such as how 10 make ose jam.
Turkish coffee and various deiicats
uwectmeats.--N. Y. Journal.
The Farmington times. [volume] (Farmington, Mo.) 1874-1902, 1902-06-12

A young married COMPLEXION the
country, of course attended an eN.
hinition OF "dissolving views" The
bride, being very pretty, attracted the
attention of atylish-lookinE city
gentleman, who happened 70 occupy
the same seat with the happy pair.
During the exhibition the part Of the
hall occupied by the audience was OBJ
secured. by some accident she lights
went out also on the stage. During
the darkness the young mau from the
city pressed the hand Of the bride.
She was much alarmed, bat offered
no resistance. Then he actually
leaned wore and kissed her. This was
too much, aud the wife resolved &c
tell her husband.
John"
What -
This fellcr's kissing me"
Well. tell him to quit"
''No, John, you tell him.
'rell him yourself"
sNo, John. don't like 20 tell him.
You tell him. The gentleman is a
perfect stranger TO me. "--Philadal-
phia Timea.
The Farmington times. [volume] (Farmington, Mo.) 1874-1902, 1902-06-12
A JUDGES WIFE ,.. s"st s.f 1-
CURED OF
She Suffered for Years and
Felt Her Gaze Was Hope"
less"@-cured by
Pe-Fu~na.

MFs. Judge McAllisteT writes from
1917 West 3Srd ST., Minneapolis, MINI,
as follows:
"fsHffew6 for years with a pain I'm
figc small OF my hack and right side.
II igfenferrd often with my domestic
ard social dafies and acprF sgpp0sea
that would be cured, as fkc doctors
medicine did NOT seem 60 help nge any.
Fortunately q member Of our Or
der advised me 90 fry pcrumS au0 RaFW
n sucIi high praise fhAf decided 70 ny
IT, Although I started iH with Hffla
faith, felt so nTseh better In 8 Eeek
thar Ifch encouraged.
"ftook ~ faithfully for seven weeks
aad aa1 hsppy indeed 10 be able 20 say
that I am entirely cured. Words fan
10 express my gratitude. Perfect
health oncc more Is the best thing 4
could wish for. and thanks 10 peruna
. enjoy that now. "-aiinBie y. Neat
lister
The great popularity Of Peruna as
cataTrh remedy has tempted many
people TO initiate pcruua. A great
many sO-calied catarrh remedies and
catarrhal TONES are to he found In
many drug-stores. These remedies can
be procured by the druggist much
cheaper than peruna. Pcruna can only
be obtained at a uniform price, and no
druggist can get II cent cheaper.
Thus u Is that druggists ARE tempted
90 substitute the cheap limitations Of
Peruna for Psruna. II N done every
day without q doubt.
The Farmington times. [volume] (Farmington, Mo.) 1874-1902, 1902-06-12
EXPENSIVE RABBITS.
Fss CsH''y Game Preserve OF a "a,
meps Preach writer. nHd
NeiEhbar'4 Trick.

An amusing story is told by the Cour.
fler DIES Etats-Unis concerning Guy de
Maupaasant, who once maintained
near his home q rsbbit-warren of a
Jew acres in the midst Of cultivated
fields, The enterprise was a source
of plentiful income to the Nurmandy
peasants, who took the opportunity
80 plant cEc!ce vegetables Ia the ad.
joining fields. Then they dema nded
large compensation for the alleged
damage done by their neighbor's rab-
bits Every year De Maupassant had
so pay heavily. aud the peasants be-
gan to feel mat rabbit-warrcn was
an excellent neighbor,
After few years. however. the own.
er of the warren began 10 grow tired
Of the arrangement. lie reckuned
that under the existing state Of things
Ghs sew rabbits he shot cost him about
SO each, which was rather too much.
even for an enthusiastic sportsman
So be determined to destroy the game
preserve.
IL was not much trouble There
were only fonr or five burrows in the
enclosure. and n few ferrets soon
killed all the occupants.
One night, after all the rabbits had
been destroyed, the owner happened
20 visit his foFmer preserve, and de.
fecsed man skulkinE along under
the trees, with large bag on his back
De Maupassant at once jumped 10 the
cnnclusion that the man had come te
steal wood. When he challenged him,
the supposed thief took 10 his heels.
leaving the back behind him. !: was
found TO be filled with rabbits OF bach
sexes.
The man was no thief, but neigh
Dor Of the writer. who. shrewdly rea-
soning that tierc could be no more
damages N there were no rabbits. and
thought Is Advisable u restpck the
warren.
The Farmington times. [volume] (Farmington, Mo.) 1874-1902, 1902-06-12

Too many are afraid of little work
and trouble, SAYS 40 Iowa farmer ia
Farm and Home. clean the pens
twice = week. Hogs are supplied with
plenty Of water and charcoal 10 pre-.
veat disease. Air-slakcd lime Is used
for q disinfectans. With proper care
there IL very little danger Of disease.
There are presentlves, but no cure. Cor
cholera whep II once scta start. Tai.
wayx plant patch of potatoes e..
feeding hogs In the fan TO get them 10
market quick. started bsIpek oi
hogs On potatoes. Ted them 90 days
with chop and cooked potatoes with q
little whole grnin. and the hags made
. gain Of ~ pounds per DAY, or IEd
pounds per bog. Care shasid be taken
In starting hogs on potatoes. -hsy
should he fed sparfnxIy st frst. II
crrasing 4 LITTLE every time thsy ass
fed. not feeding more than they wsll
ele2n up. he hsst norhet for hoss
= - 80 70 - poaa1. Weiekt
The Farmington times. [volume] (Farmington, Mo.) 1874-1902, 1902-06-12

Parched Drummer tin Kansas ham
letI--Where can I gel drink In this
eonfounded prohibition town?
Tavern Landlord--Come out on the
porch. Now, do yea see, halfway vi
the street. on the right-hand aide,
weather-heatsn one-story buIldln',
with a whappy- jawed hitchin'-pcst IN
front Of is7
"Yesl"
"well, that's aboHt the onty place
IN town where you can't get a drink,
II you've got the price---nobody Iives
therei"--Puck.