The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1902-11-14

THE VIRGINIA. |. ENTERPRISE
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W. {. HANNAFORD, Publisher.
The Mad Mullah is as active rs though
he were running for Office.
Mr.. Kruger's memoirs will be interest
ing simply as the reflections of ''has
BEEN"
Let us all be thankful there are other
things to cat than turkey at 'stcen cents
a pound.
The republic of Colombia seems to be
thoroughly versed in the methods of Sc
curing graft"
Two miles in Alt fat is a record that
will keep the name Cresceus at the front
for some years.
The British Queens feat of eating an
cight-course dinner in sixteen minutes is
It record of course.
From the way Marie Corelli talks
aEouts millionaires, she must have been
in collision with one.
The Crown Prince of Siam should
not forget to remember that Chicago's
Elephant" isn't sacred animal
The man who is said to be hypnotizing
the Gar can command large salary by
addressing the head of the Nihilists.
Mr.. Morgan appears to have brought
up against a feeling i'll the House of
Commons that he wants to be the whole
thing
Kaiser Williams record Of A., 443 pieces
of game in thirty years is proof that he
hunts in accordance with the abattoir
principle.
New York's story Of ''spouted' paint
ings doesn't prove that this is the first
to the pawn shop.
The New York florist who imagines
that he can control the flower markets
of the principal cities Of the United
States must be daisy.
Michigan's claim upon the football
championship for 1901 suggests retro
active policy that would knock football
records over the fence.
South Manitou island, Lake Michigan,
is said to be sinking. and therefore
property there may as an Investment
soon be tout of sight,"
The Cars nervousness, to cure which
physicians have been summoned, is a
traditional complaint that Nihilism
threatens to make chronic.
Curriers' and yachtsmen are preparing
for fun on the ice, but the pedestrian will
as usual come to his fun unpreparedly
when the walks are in condition for
surprises.
The Meat Trust is to be followed by
Stockyards Trust, which will in turn
probably be matched to Stockraiser's
Trust. But the consumers will have to
go it alone. :
Davy Jones' locker received, whole
sale consignment when the, British steam
er Ventnor, with the bones of 800 China
ment, went to the bottom off the coast
Of New Zealand.
Lake steamers are hurrying coal west
ward to various ports. They can't hurry
too much or too often, because Winter
will soon whistle from the northwest, to
announce his coming.
The st. Louis alderman who has been
sentenced to five years Imprisonment for
perjury in connection with boodlns is a
victim of the ways of municipal legisla-
tion.2 There will be others.
When Prince Henry comes to the
Louisiana Purchase Exposition he will
have to come as some other fellow if he
wants to see anything but crowds eager
to get glimpse Of royalty.
1owa's supreme court having decided
that liquor shipped into the state C. O.
d. is liable to seizure, people who are
determined to have consignments thereof
must themselves bring them in J. U. G.
Dovetailing reports concerning sites
between Milwaukee and Chicago, the
thought is suggested that perhaps Mr..
Dowie might unload upon the govern
ment, and thus make Zion a naval
station.
Hhn fatal Grnxuorl1s axnlosio1, in Non: