Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1902-01-16
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Who would not gladly be an Elk?
Sugar trees will be the things tapped.
Also, three cheers for the clean side
walks!
Elks' club may need larger home
soon.
Candidates for city offices will also
be popping mp before long.
If February won't March, April
May.
That frog which passed through the
Wooster fire might he good thing
for museum to pick up.
Chief Durkin says he had good
time, and looked as though he meant
1t, too.
With the passing of the beautiful"
Officer Taylor's benchmen will pass
from the public gaze.
Mayor Doyle is entitled to wear an
Elks' emblem in both lapels of his
coat, If he wants to.
+ 4. 1.
Joseph Benson Foraker can now
take a back seat and watch the other
fellows fight. But he wont.
+ + +
Now that his return to the Senate
Is entirely assured, Senator Forakcr's
smile will not need to contain any
thing Of stimulation.
j. T. Morgan's letter to Schwab.
while the latter was trying to bust
the bank is said to have been cov-
cred with half an inch of frost.
r j. !.
There would probably be music in
the air IL all those hens on Mr.. Deth-
lofts farm were to begin cacklng at
the same time.
Charley Schwab and his airy toying
with the prosperity have been the main
topics and objects of conversation
and envy for European spendthrifts,
lately.
local amateur pool player is try
ing to explain how 1t all happened.
You sce," says he, 'the other fellow
was SO lucky" The game was played
in the Howard st. tournament, We'd
nesday night The loser was "Waller-
ed to the extent of 70 to 10.
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Now that citizens have seen that
the Mayor is really in earnest about
having people arrested for not clean
ing their sidewalks, they will hcreaf-
ter sweep the snow off as fast as it
falls.
Some fellow might make a mint of
money and gain renown by inventipg
refined implement of punishment
Tor universal use I'm schools. Rubber
hose, rattans, "footrules" and pokers
have fallen into unpopularity.
Secretary Albert Hale, OF the Sum
init County Agricultural society, he.
lieves In taking Time by the forelock.
He has already predicted that the fair
next fall will be the best the society
has ever held.
I'm In the hands OF my friends"
remarked u local candidate carelessly.
lie may some time regret the admis.
sion. The same statement was made by
Maine candidate. On election day
no got only three votes, and now peo.
PIE are saying he had only three
friends.
The Following announcement appear
ed the other day in a Buckinghamshire
ShnglandD paper; "rhe vicar regrets
to have to inform his parshloners that
IN consequence OF his advanced age II
VIII not be possible for him to visit
tho residents on the hill-tops. He will
sun be able to perform all the Sun.
day church duty. If mt any time IL
should please God to send him n ponv
ana carriage 1t viii give him great
pleasure to resume his former course
OF vIsiting!"
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ITS bound TO rise now" admItted
Garry j. Brown, Wednesday. while
talking of his standing among the
colored society folk of Akron. 81 fig.
ure that my appointment as ballI0 TO
me grand jury viii have II tendency
TO plunge me deeper into society than
rye ever been before" he added. Garry
IL Judge kohlcr's head coachman, and
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