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West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1902-11-27
KNGwoOD THURSDAY NOVEMBER 81 1902
TURKEY Ala pua,rAlNE.

= ussss Wav 81 rsspassas sAe nsra
per nss Doso.
Aneat the suS!ect Of turheys. one Of
the dealers In the great national feast
bird asked . reporter. says the Florida
Times- Union. II be knew how 10 pre-
pare and cook turkey properly. The
scribe confessed ignorance.
"Get zen . halt plat q Sod old
whlsky."
whats that 90 to % with ths prep.
aratios Of q tuskeyr'
"Evesything. eatursts enough corn
IN the whisky to soak up all the spir.
ita Ped that to your gobbier. The
old fellow win like II. First thing you
know he feels hls oats. or. more. prop
eriy. his eorn- He viii spread his lail
to the breeze. trail his wings on the
ground and map on circles under the
Impression that be owns the earth and
is the boss OF everything on II He viii
dun up hls feathers. wrinkle his neck
and look Intensely serious, all the
while splitting the atmosphere into
sninll chunks. BY and By the old boy
gets to staggering. his gobbling h more
frequent. but less coherent. he gives q
lurch backward and another forward,
jabs his bin In the ground. reels and
falls.
Nov for the Al. His head 10 Oh; be
II bled ana hung mp for twenty four
hours in . cool place. Make your STUFF
nns to suit your OWE taste Put him
In the baking pm breast downward.
Only idIets eock fcvls breast MP. You
want all the succulent juices 10 run
Into the breast A Juicy breast 10 the
perfection Of cooking he comes TO
the table smoking hot and breathing
an aroma like kephyrs which have
soughed through serdens OF roses and
neids Of ripe corn Then lay to-"
Yea eommented the reporter. sbut
the Society Fer the Prevention OF Cru
city to Animals would be horror struck. !"
mot az ali. The bird has got to die.
% let him die happy"
"How shout the very good peopler'
"why. bless your soul. man, that
way OF cooking = turkey V an inven-
tion of the Furitans!"
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1902-11-27
A eARNYARo DRAMA.
The Victims Dream of q Horrible
itevenGe.

The Victims Dream of q Horrible
Itevenge.
Roostcr--So you Will stenl my corn.
will you? oh. you needn't strut around
here ns though you were the only one
In this mcnngcrIe.
Turkey-Oh. don't know. You're
not IN II with me Just now. I'm the
hiost popular thing on the walk at
present
Rooster Well. madam, stretch your
rubber neck up over my hend nll you
want today. but just you wait TIL to-
morrow. When your skinny legs are
being dragged 10 the execution block,
! VIII look on Mt your CORY expiration
and from the bottom OF my lungs will
crow for vlctoryi
and landing In the center OF the stngep
Aye. nye. sirl But listen Death
bath It's rewards. aud to sacri3ca N.Y.
self nt the nltnr of revenge In moro
glorious than life. What II my beau.
tcous wings shall switch the dust from
out the cracks OF the kitchen stoyei
Walt I'LL my nude and helpless form
Hes stretched upon the platter OF the
fenst. Then shall revenge come to me,
for never yet wns one OF our tribe sac
rfnced Mt the Hitnr OF Thanksgiving
that the u,creilcss gourmspds aid not
% o'rrs;un themselves that nothing I'm
MI the world was worth the having for
three days IN advance.
Re-cner. ify friends. revenge indeed
IL sveetl- Detroit Free Press.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1902-11-27


Thanksgiving time is the busiest sea.
son for the manufacturers OF and deal
crs IN masks and false faces. The fan
tasticai cofSmic parades and the old
custom Of masking and dressing for
nmuscmru; Oh Thanksgiving day tsep
up from ycnr 10 year IN many parts OF
the country 30 that the quantity of
false faces sold AZ this season is enor
nous The manufacturers make Il n
point 20 get up new styles, and this
year brownies. "yaller kids" parrot
yIsnges and many other novelties will
be on sale Masks OF prominent men
and the foremost political leaders nre
mndc by some manufacturers. and
large sized false hnnds. noses, ears.
etc. are also new md amusing. So
lected
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1902-11-27
A THANKFUL
THANKSGIVING

DON'T feel ns II | should enjoy
n this TAanksglvln'." said Mrs. Jo.
d ci >ls0ctI locking down into the
basket OF glossy. scd checked
Srltscnbcrgs MS if Il were fam.
sy vault and taking up an apple as n
IL bad brcn skull; mo. don't"
Then. Snrcpta." observed her hus.
baud. who had just thrown huge log
on the open Ore. you do,ft disarn
nothln' 20 be thankful for. It's as
harnsonnc turkey as ever tapped.
and ! don't know OF year when I've
had nicer pumpkins on that ar' corn
tot.''
"'Tain't turkey or pumpkin pics or
cranberry sass as makes Thanksgiy-
in'." signcd Mrs. Nlsbett.
what In II. then? Ef lt's cold wealth.
er. ! should ha' thought the hast frost
would ha' done the business for you
pretty fairly. Them nrtemlsias by the
front door Is scorched black. nnd tho
cid maple In losin' It's leaves as II they
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1902-11-27
PIECE DE nEsIsrANcs.

the desired holiday favor ns stufiing
OF mushrooms. and. ns these nrc raised
In such quantities for the market now.
ndnys. they nrc no longer an cxtrnya.
gancc. The stufIing Is made In this
way: pound OF nice. tender ham cut
In dice. When hot. add two pounds of
mushrooms. little grated nutmeg,
white pepper 10 tnstc md n bay leaf
tthe ham supplies enough salt). Blend
all together In the saucepan over a
moderate firs until the ham Is cooked
then put aside to cool. Stun the crop
out well. and If my remains put It In
the body OF the turkey; then sew both
nentiy,
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1902-11-27
THANKSGIVING
....POETRY

OAcK to the home of ehil6hooA.
n Though scattered far ana via
~ Back to the dear ole kitchen-
Tee. back to your mothers -
Come. kiss her wrtnklsd fershsal
Her hair. ~ white al-ynow.
And ut down on her n9ssteea. n
A. In the long ago ~
while father bends above you
weak with the weight Of yoaP4
His trembling voice with glndnonA
His aim eyes filied with tsara.
TO both the greatest pleasure
The year brings on its way ,Ac.
II this; The glad homscomin8 AN
Upon Thanksgiving dag. VA
Once more the rooms re-scho ~
From Kitchen. stair6&nd han
The sound OF old time voices
And merry dinner call.
While many sweet grandchildrsg,
With laughter light and gay.
Come pressing round the table
This g1ad Thanksgiving day.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1902-11-27

A Cetempersry Aceosss Of the Pfo-
seer Feast In 1891.

Cetenpersry Aceosst Of the Pfo-
aeer Feast In 1891.
The nrst Tba nksgiving day was csie-
brntcd In the autumn Of I621
An account OF the pioneer OF all these
feasts has been presented In n letter by
Edward winsiow written ip the same
year:
"you shall understa nd that In this
little timr that few OF us hive been
here we have built s~ven dwelling
houses and four for the use OF the plan
tsticn and hive made preparations for
eleven others. We set the last spring
some twenty acres OF corn and sowed
some ak ncrss OF barley and peas.
Our corn did prove well. God be
praised. and our barley indifferent
good. but our peas not worth harvest
Ing Our harvest being got in, our
governor scnt four men out fowIinr. so
that we might after a special manner
rejoice together after we had gathered
the fruit OF our Iabors. They four in
one dny killed ss much fowl ss, with
q little help beside. served the whole
company almost week. at which time
among other recrentions We exercised
our arms. mnay Of the Indians nrriv-
Ing among us. ard among the rest their
greatest king. Massasoit. with ninety
men. whom for three days we enter
tained and fensted. And, although IL
be not always 80 plentiful as IL was at
this time with ne. yet, By the goodness
OF God. we are 20 far from want that
we often wish you psrtskors Of our
plenty"
Thus Thanksgiving was born
it continued TO be 'csIsbrstsd. though
not with amp regularity. for about six
y yenra nffer which II was annually
ordered by the general court. not al
ways In November. but generally sftss
the hafvcsfs vsvs gathered
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1902-11-27

No" exclaimed the mother turkey,
II would prefer my children not to as
sociate with those Incubator chicks.o
because they nre so needless and
don't know how to feather their own
nests inquired the duck.
"No. II isn't that so much have
brooded over" replied the turkey. but
there's something so artificial about
them"
However when the incubator chicks
heard this they thought Of the funeral
baked meats OF Thanksgiving and ~
marked significantly. Death levels an
ranks".- New York Journal
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1902-11-27

Very lew cjuld b iicvc In iooi loe Al A.
+ ~ ley. a healthy robust blacksmith
of 'Iiiden Ind. that for ten years he sui.
cred such tortures from Rheumatism as
few could endure and live. But q wonder.
ful change followed his taking Electric
tittcrs. Two bottles wholly cured me
he writes, "and have not felt = Nv nee for
over year They regulate the Kidneys
purify tho blood and cure Rheumatism
Neuralgia. Nervousness. improveSdigestioF
and give perfect health. Try them. Onl,
Sc cts. 90 Cooke supply Co
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1902-11-27

Heavy eating is usually the hrst cause OF
indigestion. Repeated attack, inaamc the
mucous membranes lining the stomach.
exposes the nerves of the stomach pro.
ducug 4 sw' Hing after eating. heartburn
headache. sour risings and hnaiiy catarfh
the stomach. Kodal relieves tho inhama.
nation, protects The nerves and cures IN
digestion. dyspepsia, sll stomach troubles
by cleansing and swcctcnlng the glands Of
tho stomach. Iuoueltor Supply Co. Dr.
Wm ". Dent Co. Newburg Klnswocd
Pharmacy
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1902-11-27

know that Thanksgiving days nsst
here.
And II makes me long to ny,
For I've reached my primo and it,s
mighty clear
That it's time for me to die
saw the head OF the house como out,
And he smiled as he Raxed at me,
And he cried aloud that there was NJ
doubt
What comfortable meal ia be.
oh. I've got to go, And IL gives me q ft,
Though IL isn't so much for my life
That ! care about. but he can't carve .
bit.
And I've got to be hacked by his wifa
New York HeralA
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1902-11-27
Thaek.kIrfns Tra.t.

Lord. I give thanks!
Last year. thou knowest. my best smbi-
tions failed:
Ny back with scourgings Of defeat was
failed:
Ny eyes felt Oft the sharp salt wash es
tears:
No guer1on blessed the tirsiess toll Of
years.
Fast IN the snares my helpless feet were
tied.
Yet In my woes thou didst with me abide.
Lord. ] give thsnksl
Susie M. Best In Lippincetrs
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1902-11-27

what portion OF the fowl 10 you pre-
fer7"
"Oh. anything but the Napoleon, sirr'
SWhat do you meant" asked Carver.
with q start
II mean ! do not want the bony part"
Detroit Free Press.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1902-11-27

Amy Hospital or orphans home or chill.
dren's home or institDfion maintained by
charitable support will be presented with
Paints whenever they paint This offer
has been IN force for twenty.sevcn years.
Over eo.oco houses of various sizes are
paintt 4 every year AZ lowest cost because
about q gallon Of oil must be added 10 each
gallon Of our paint before using. Superior
Durability insurcS protection for many
years. Always old under insurance
guarantee.
Lonxman & Martinez
SO g Agents
Herring & Brown Kinewood
y o. Wolf RcedeVilte
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1902-11-27

There is more Catarfh iu this section
OF the country than ali other diseases put
together. md until the last few years was
supposed 90 be iDcurable. For a grea,
many years doctors pronounced IL local
disease. and BY constantly failing TO cure
with local treatment. pronounced II incur.
able. Science has proven catarrh TO be A
constitutional disease. and therefore re.
quires constitutional treatment Halls
Catarrh Cure. manufactured by y. l.
Cheney Co, Toledo. Ohio. is the only
constitutional cure on the market II Il
taken internally in doses from 10 drops 10
2 tcsspoonful. u acts directly on the
blood aud mucous surfaces OF the system
They offer one bundled dollars Tor an,
case " fails 10 cure.
Send for circulars. free
=. J CHENEY & Co Toledo o.
old by druggists. zsc.
Halls Family Pills are the best.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1902-11-27

:
So come. ye sons and dauGhtsrA
From restless city strife:
Come ere you lose your reiish
For the quiet Joys OF life:
Come back. ye rowing children.
From prairies far and wide
And cluster round the hearthstone
Once more at eventids.
Take up your song OF chiidhooA
And sing II o'er again:
Forget that ye are matrons
Or business loving men. ss,e,t
And IL your eyes grow misty IU(r
Rejoice that II II so: MA
a heart sincerely tender 44i
Is the purest one to know. y.
Remember. with your loved onso
Life's lamp doth feebIy burn:
Your parents may not linger
To greet n late return.
Forget them not. though paticntt
oh. come now whiio you mayi
Praise God: rejoice together
On this Thanksgiving day.
Good Housekeepine
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1902-11-27

n you are bilious and seeking advisers.
Take DeWitt's Little Early Risers.
Just before going 20 bed
You will 6nd on the morrow.
You arc rid Of your sorrow--
That's all jest enough said
These famous pills do not grippe. but move
the bowels gently and easily. cleansing the
liver Thcig tonic effect gives strength TO
the glaads. preventing q return Of the
disorder TuDneiton Supply Co. Dr. WIN.
N. Dent \ Co Ncwbure. Klngwood
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1902-11-27

Che searched through the lexicon once
and again.
And her face wore sad lines Of nsssfv-
Ing
Il was seeking" she said. with an accent
or rain.
The spanish for our word 'rbantssiv-
Boston Journal
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1902-11-27
saa Time For Them.

OF what are the turkeys thinking
Out yonder In the yard.
With their red eyes sadly bIinkfngf
Do they think their fate is hardf
Are they on life rejecting ?
And TO hear their finsl call
Each moment now expectingf
No: turkeys don't think at an
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1902-11-27
Il Weak
Stomach

fsdigsstion is often caused by over.
eating. An eminent authority says
the harm done thus exceeds that from
the excessive use of alcohol. Eat all
the good food you want but don'tover-
load the .stopsch. A weak stomach
may refuse 70 digest what you eat.
Thsn you need . good digcstant like
kedol, which diessts your food with
ont the stomachb aid. This rest and
The wholesome tonics Kodol contains
soon restore health. Dieting unneces-
eafy. Koaol quickly relieves the feel
Ing Of fulness and bloating from
which some people suffer after meals.
Absolutely cures indigestion.
KsdeI Natures Tonic.
SIX e nswsss Ss Ss'i.sa e.
The Kingwood Pharmacy TYnuelion
Gnrrfr - nr G.rf
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1902-11-27

When death seemed vi ry near from
severe stomach and liver trouble that had
suffered with for years" writes r. Muse Of
Durham. N G.. "Df. Kings New Life Pills
Best pills on earth and only 9sc AT Cookies
store.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1902-11-27
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West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1902-11-27

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The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1902-10-18
NEW GAME LAWS
One Prohibiting LOng-Itange
Rifles Will be Proposed.

1t is likely that the next legisla-
tion will be asked to prohibit the
use of the long-range rifles which
have become SO popular among deer
hunters of late years. The modern
small bored high. powered gun is OF
no more value among trees than
weapon of older model; in fact, it is
not as good, since it has less shock
ing capacity. 1t is indeed rare that
adeer is shot at a greater dis tance
than 100 yards; 200 yards is prac-
tically the limit at which one may
be seen and then the woods must be
unusually open. At that distance
the rifle of 45 caliber with a black
powder cartridge is as good as a
Krag or Mauser, so far as its killing
capacity is concerned, and good
deal better for anything living that
may happen to be in line further on.
There were instances last year OF
hunters struck and killed or seri-
ously wounded when 500 yards from
the shooter and unconscious that
there was a man within mile of
them, and these instances will con-
tinue to occur so long as steel-jack
eted bullets driven by smokeless
powder are fired in the woods.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1902-10-18
KILLED A BURGLAR.
station Agent Had a Warm En-
counter.

Two unknown crooks attempted
to rob the South Shore depot at
Lake Nebagamon, about thirty-two
miles from Duluth early Tuesday
morning, but were surprised by
Agent Towne, with the result that
one of the men is dead and the
other, wounded, is being searched
for by a posse. The agent was
awakened by noise at the station,
latter found to have been a dyna.
mite explosion, which blew open
the safe. On fastening TO the scene
he was fred on. After lively ex-
change OF shots one OF the burglars
took to his heels, leaving his dead
companion. He was followed some
distance by trail Of blood.
Towne has been exonerated by a
coroner's jury.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1902-10-18
DEPUTIES APPOINTED.
County Clerk Beehler Has Named
Persons Authorized to Sell
Deer Licenses.

The deer season is only three
weeks distant. 1t opens November
9Th and closes November Both.
Local sportsmen are making prep
arations to spend q few days in the
woods in quest OF venison, and many
Of them will experience no difficulty
in using the three tags which can be
secured with license. Deer are
said to be very plentiful this season.
County Clerk Beehler has received
large consignment of licenses and
in order to accommodate prospective
hunters he has appointed the follow
ing deputies in the county:
Arvon-August Ohmen.
Baraga-James Mcmahon and
Richard .Feore.
Covington-R. J. Howes.
Pequaming-W. G. Hebard.
Spurr-Joseph A. Thoney.
These deputies are empowered to
issue licenses, charging the same
fees as the county clerk.
The licenses are sent in books of
twenty-five each and the same
regulations regarding their issuance
are in effect this year as last.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1902-10-18
COAL STRIKE ENDED.

Washington, Oct. 16-The great
anthracite strike is ended. Presi-
dent Roosevelt has appointed the
following commission to investigate
and arbitrate the miners differences:
Brig. Gen. John M. Wilson, Of
Washington; E. w. Parker, OF
Washington; Judge Geo. Gray, OF
Delaware; E. E. Clark, of Cedar
Rapids, Iowa; Thos. H. Watkins, OF
Scranton, Pa; Bishop John 1.
Spalding, OF Peoria, Ill. Commits
sioner of Labor Carroll d. Wright,
recorder OF the commission.
Labor has representative on the
commission In the person of Mr..
Clark, grand chief OF the Order oI
Railway Conductors. Mitchell and
the operators have agreed on the
commission and Mitchell will order
the miners back to work after con
sulting his associates.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1902-10-18
LOCAL ITEMS.

About two inches OF snow fell at
the Taylor Tuesday. 1t quickly
disappeared. -
Botsford McRae, OF Dollar Bay, is
visiting his grandparents, Mr.. and
Mrs. ]. @. McKernan.
This week the Detroit graphite
company shipped two carloads Of
graphite ore to the paint works at
Detroit.
August Menge left for Port Huron
this morning to attend the annual
meeting of the grand lodge, Inde-
pendent Order OF Odd Fellows, as
representative from L'Anse Lodge,
No. 445.
The sum of $8l.25. which re-
mained in the deer license fund from
the sale of licenses in this county a
year ago, was ordered by the board
of supervisors at its meeting this
week to be applied to the salary OF
the game warden.
The eclipse of the moon occurred
on schedule time Thurday evening.
1t was about 10:l5 that the shadow
cast by the earth first began to
make its appearance, and shortly
after II o'clock the moon was com
pletely hidden, remaining so for
nearly two hours.
The township clerk has caused to
be published the official sannounce-
ment Of the coming election and
registration. The board OF regis
,tration will meet at Pequaming
Friday Oct. 3lst, and in L'Anse
Saturday Nov. 1st, and the election
will take place the following Tues
day.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1902-10-18
MORE FARMING LANDS.
Big Tracts Being Opened IN the
Upper Peninsula Every Day.

Attention is daily being called to
the rapid acquisition of upper pen
insula land, and the result is that
the price of lands suitable for farm
ing is advancing with a steadiness
that does not seem to be generally
recognized. Enough has been done
to demonstrate that this is farm
ing country and daily miners are
asking whether it is not better to
take up farming than it is TO re-
main in the mines. Following are
two articles bearing upon this sub
ject and advising the purchase of
northern Michigan lands. Says the
Menominee County Journal:
''Peolle who want good homes
are missing it if they do not secure
some of the excellent farming and
stock lands in northern Michigan.
One of the best Informed men Of the
west recently declared that within
ten years he believed all the good,
well-tilled farming lands east OF the
Missouri river would be worth at
least 800 per acre and while the
land in the prairie states is easier
brought under cultivation the
superb home market, created by
our manufactures, Is as much
nearer to the Michigan lands and
the pure water will more than Off
set the disadvantage Of having to
clear up timber farm. The young
man with good health will make no
mistake in securing title to good
farm in northern Michigan while
the lands can be had so cheap as at
present. !"
The Manistique Pioneer Tribune
says: "Ten years hence you will
hear men bewailing the fact that
they did not purchase upper penin-
sula hardwood lands and cedar
swamps ten years ago when they
were selling for mere song"