Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-10-18
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Some automobiles can travel one
hundred miles without being repaired,
If they are shipped by train.-Chicago
News.
Defined, 'Papu. what is man of
one idea" Amy man, my son, who
has an idea that differs from yours
| Chicago Tribune.
He-"She holds her age well dosen'k
She?" She-"Yes. She doesn't look .
day older than she says she is."-PhH-
adelphia Record.
Freddy-"Pop, when do they call a
woman an old HEMP" The paternal
when she becomes hopelessly set In
her ways. my son."-Ex.
In the manager up-to-date?" Up
Io-date! Why he's just introduced a
game of ping.pong in the balcony scene
in Romeo and Julietr Tit Bits.
An aesthetic SOUL well, did she
buy the book?" No" replied the
clerk; "shc said she didn't like the
cover design. Detroit Free Press.
His soft answer; Angry mother
Now, Bobby. don't let ME speak TO
YOU again Bobby lhelplessly)-"H
can | prevent you. mamma ?"-Boston
Globe
Wanted to know; Mrs. Stubb-"rhey
have captured the cleverest hotel rob-
her in the country. John" Mr.. Smbb
Indeed. Which hotel did he RUM"
! Chicago News.
He thinks of having his poems pub
lished in ooll-fOrm." well, that's the
best way of putting them where they
wont bother anybody. Philadelphia
Evening Bulletin.
He-"What more can you ask, deav7
Haven't | admitted | was wrong and
humbly apologized?' Wen, what OF
it? | have no respect for a man who
is that weak."-Lifc.
The singer has made great strides
in the profession. hasn't she?" Eyes,
indeed. Formerly, when she received
an encore, she sang; now she usually
smiles."-r0wn and Country.
Mrs. Slumkin-"The Werdey baby Is
The picture of her father" Mr.. Slum-
kin suppose that when the child
is q lO!.r older she win be the phone,
graph of her mother. Judge.
Won't you try the chicken salad,
Judge" said the boarding house keep
or. Il tried 1t yesterday. ma'am," re-
piled the witty Judge land the chicken
proved an alibi. Philadelphia Record.
Might be worse Mrs. Jayvenu-
And then the whole awful story got
into the papers" Mrs. Becnthere-
oh, well. matters might be stin worse.
Judge.
Ostentation: You say your next
door neighbors make a vulgar display
of their wealth?" Yes" answered
Mr.. Bickerson; they left ton Of coal
out OH the sidewalk all day yesterday"
Washington Star.
Parkc-"The other day was in
kind of vision and saw my wife as
the most perfect woman in the world"
Lanc~"Where We're your Parke--
In an intelligence office, describing
her to 4 cook l was trying to engage"
! Judge.
IIumoring his customers: Professor
! Non Note-"You haf Il vine collection
off classic music here" Music dealer
That's for young ladies to look owes
previous TO asking for n copy Of THE
! HoneysuckIc aud the Bee New
York Weekly.
| Exception; This talk about inven-
tions bcin' injurious TO labor Is all
nonsense" said Convict No. 15l. why
| So" asked the guard. Because 1t IT,
\ patent burglar alarm wuz the cause
| D me gittin' five years ut hard labor"
indianapolis sun
! Her pap-"Yo' aspiah ter marry nah
daughtAh, sahF HIM. Whad am yor
prospccs?' The suitor In wldower)--
'Ebcry single one Of lie pussons TO-
whom NAH late lamcntcd wife done
washin' TO hab promised ter liberty
paternize her succcssah."
Rules Of success What is your rule
IF business -your maxim?' the Wali
Street baron was asked very sim
pie" Iie answered, pay for something
that ! can't get with money that l
haven't got aus then sell what never
had for more than It ever cost Life.
Legal points; $50 he got out an in
junction against your company" we
say pityincly. 'why didn't you fore
stall him by getting an injunction TO
prevent the Issuance of his injunc-
tom" Il couldn't you see he was
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