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Omaha daily bee., 1902-05-07

that they had not observed court rules and
that they would have to have their argu-
ments reprinted IL they wished the court to
consider them. The briefs that are of
larger size than the rules Of the court
provide are sent to a bookbinder and cut
down IL their margins will permit; other
wise they have to be reprinted. The
justices also absolutely refuse to read docu-
ments written in long hand. Typewriter
matter is barred except in special cases.
Omaha daily bee., 1902-05-07

"Crum,' said ex-Speaker Reed, who Is
in Washington to argue a case before the
supreme court, to Representative Crum-
packer of Indiana, II understand you are
hammering at my rules"
Yes" replied Crumpacker, 81 am taking
a hack at them"
"Crum,' the big ex-speaker said, reprov-
ingly, who are you that you should trihe
with the productions OF genius7'
Omaha daily bee., 1902-05-07

Cleveland Plain Dealer: at see that May
Yohe's pet name for Captain Putnam
Bradlee is Putty"
Putty soft, isn't it?"
Omaha daily bee., 1902-05-07

The senate is the greatest legislative
body in the world" said Senator Cockrell
addressing Mr.. Spooner upon a bill that
was being considered.
"oh, no." replied Mr.. .spooner. This is
not the greatest legislative body in the
world. 1t is onlv a mart Of one Of the
greatest legislative bodies, hut l will not
dispute that it is the greatest part. In
fact" added Mr.. spooner. smiling, Il think
we all admit that fact"
Omaha daily bee., 1902-05-07
CHEEKY CHAFF.

Philadelphia Catholic Standard: Isn't 1t
silly for a woman to refer to her new hat
as a duck of a bonnet
That's appropriate enough. a duck has
a pretty big bill attached to IL, you know"
Omaha daily bee., 1902-05-07

Baltimore American: After ALL" com
mented the unhappy customer, business
Is largely a game of chance"
Yes" agreed the pleasant butcher.
Most of the time we are playing for high
steaks"
Omaha daily bee., 1902-05-07

The honorable Justices Of the supreme
court are extremely e~xacting regarding the
way in which the briefs Of lawyers are
prepared for them. All briefs must be
printed. The court has carefully prescribed
the size Of type. the width Of the spacing
and the kind Of paper. The printing OF
briefs on glazed paper is absolutely pro-
hibited. The members OF the court read
these pamphlets for hours at a time and
glazed paper is very hard on their eyes as
II reflects the light. Therefore they insist
that all briefs be printed on rough paper
OF a certain tint. The size Of the pamphlets
is also carefully prescribed.
Upon the mantel OF the fireplace Of the
ONCE OF the supreme court is a great pile
o, briefs which have been refused by the
justices because they did not come up to
the requirements in the matter Of printing.
The awyers in these cases were informed
Omaha daily bee., 1902-05-07

Philadelphia Press: Clerk-Well, I'm
tired. I've been working for all I'm worth
today. Don't / look Il?
Employer-Well, yes, you certainly do
look like 80 cents.
Omaha daily bee., 1902-05-07

Judge: what cured him of gamhling?'
An unfortunate speculation I'm the sugar
market"
Then If he is sugar cured he ought to
stay cured"
Omaha daily bee., 1902-05-07

Washington Star: "Worryin'," said Uncle
Eben. doesn't do so much hahn eff you
makes sure to worry bout sumpin' worth
while"
Omaha daily bee., 1902-05-07

Chicago Post: The boy looked up from
his book, puzzled.
What's a dyspeptic, father?" he asked.
"A dyspeptic, my boy" was the reply,
SIS a man with a hypercritical stomach"
Omaha daily bee., 1902-05-07

New York Sun: Teacher-What was the
Scholar-The wink.
Omaha daily bee., 1902-05-07

Chicago Tribune: They used to saw"
the professor, Z" I'm vino Veritas.'
but they have improved on that i'm the
Philippines. When they want to get at
the truth they fll a man with water
The Jasper news., 1902-04-17

j =. e.
farksrs Mr. f. +
e., b, Wgic =. "

You will find the finest
line of summer dross goods
at our store ever brought to
Jasper, } d. Harbur
Moo fresh nofthcrn grown garden
seeds at Bright's. These seeds are tcs
ted and guaranteed a
Groceries OF all kinds at
+ L. Roberts q soon.
The Jasper news., 1902-04-17
India
LiiIlOnS.

Have a fuil assOrts
ment OF India
LiuOnS So show
you, st unusually
good values. Exc
anime and come
pare prices
The Jasper news., 1902-04-17

Those SELF shoes at J -.
Harbur $ can't be beat for
price and quality.
The Jasper news., 1902-04-17

Meals at aII houra at toe North Sid,
Dining HAL, midway on the north -.5o
osPrsud ayolue goa
The Jasper news., 1902-04-17

Buy you one Of thoso pretty triamec
bats ~ Mrs. T. D. Smpaous
The Jasper news., 1902-04-17

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The Jasper news., 1902-04-17

Latest st! lcs in .corse,s o, Mrs. j W
Eou,her's.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1902-06-06
Gone to Washington.

DIR. J. II. Hamilton left Union We'd
nesday to attend the meeting OF hallway
surgeons at Washington, ID G.. There
will be an excursion from Washington
TO Saratoga 10 the meeting of the
American Medical Association, thenc G
to Niagara and back to New York,
where DR.. Hamilton will stop and take
ii special course IN surgery at The ho3pit-
al. Inc doctor VIII return to Union
about Jhe last Of june. We nope he
will haV" 4 NICE time. II vii bs re-
iu' NJ, !rd That lrr lad recently been re-
qneo;Cu l. accCpJ ,!I5 po,.t,oL u, rutway
o,!guun loo inIa u.Y.S.uu, ia,.,;e vacant
4! Ii- death ol ~. MaiuiDe i. Smith
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j. F.. MCPHERSON,
Civil Engineer, Surveyor
and -Draupiltn

ONice Law Range over ". w. Dixon,
Atty, Union, 5. @.
Railroad. Water Power, Sewerage,
etc, etc. Estimates, plats, plans, pro-
files on all kinds of earth work, masonry,
brick work, city work. bitches. terraces,
Typographical surveying, grade lines es-
tablished. First class work guaranteed.
20-4t
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Petit Jurors for the June Term. q.

Following is the ljSt Of iulo's drawn
Friday, May Both, 10 serve for the June
term of court, 1902:
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DR., Mason's Complexion Tablets
removes pimples, frecl1les, wrinkles,
blackheads, redness of face or nose
and any skin blemish, giving clear
and beautiful complexion. $1.00 a
box. J. II. Mason e Co., Hancock,
Maryland 2J.ly
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Teachers Examination.
OFFICE OF Co, SUP'T EDUC'N,
Unoin, S. c.. May 81, '02.

offlCE W 20, SUP L EDUC n,
Unoin, S. G. May 27, 'O2.
The regular examination for teach
rs'certiticates will be held on Friday,
June 18th.
The State board has also decided
III order to encourage applications
for State certificates upon examina-
tions to permit applicants to stand
for State certificates at examinations
conducted by county board. The
applicants for State certificates will
stand on the first grade questions and
on addition questions more advanced
and more professional. The County
Superintendent's office for whites
and Court House for colored appli-
cants. ID. b. FAINT,
22-2t County Supt, Ed.
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COUNTY CANDIDATES..

The undersigned candidates iyr
election tp Tia, various Offices nnIu"d,
pledge themselves 10 abide the -utt
OF the primary election:
Omaha daily bee., 1902-03-23

There are some queer couples In the
world, remarked a real estate agent, quoted
b. the Boston Advertiser. The other day
Omaha daily bee., 1902-03-23
Scenes of the Miracles
Continued from Third Page.)

of that ointment has filled the world.
Vases Of alabaster are still made for hold
ing perfumes. 1t is said that the mouth Is
filled with cotton and then melted wax Is
poured over the cotton to exclude the air.
1t was this stopple which Mary broke and
not the vase itself.
Lazarus is now dead, Martha is no more
numbered with much serving" and Mary
no longer sits here at the Masters feet;
but Christ lives and Mary's act in anoint-
ing Him beforehand for the burial still
sweetens the whole atmosphere of the
d.lapidated village. even as 1t adds a new
charm to her character and to the beauti-
full scripture narrative.
Another event makes this vicinity ia
nous forever. We shall not forget that on
this desolate upland and perhaps at a
point Immediately overlooking the village.
Jesus took His departure from the earth
on His return to heaven.
Site of the Ascension.
The place pointed out by tradition on the
Mount OF Olives as that of the ascension no
one considers to be the true location OF this
great event, and probably it was not in
tended at first that any one should so con
slider 1t. 1t was selected not because 1t was
supposed to be the actual place, but simply
that II might commemorate the actual oc-
cuTrence. Here on the eastern declivity of
the Mount OF Olives, sheltered by gently
swelling hills and apart from other sights
and sounds, our Lord had His last inter
view with His disciples. We are distinctly
told that He led them out as far as to
Bethany"
There He delivered to them His final
commission, and as they stood about Him
while He blessed them He was parted
from them and carried up into heaven" All
the laws OF gravitation yielded Him homage
as their Creator and Preserver. He began
to rise-He arose higher and higher, and
the disciples watched Him with strange
wonder and great reverence until the cloud
received Him out OF their sight. How won
derfully real was the story OF the ascension
as we stood on this memorable spot! II is
most unfortunate that the peal OF the
Mount of olives should ever have been
chosen as the site OF the ascension. II only
we bear in mind the words already quoted
regarding Bethany we can readily see that
the ascension could not have taken place
from the top of olivet.
Once more the sight Of the disciples as
they looked steadfastly toward heaven"
and once more the sight of the heavenly
messengers in white apparel, assuring the
disciples that Jesus would come again. I'm
like manner as ye have seen Him 90 into
heaven" was present to our thought as We
turned away from this sacred spot to con-
tinuS our journey.
Omaha daily bee., 1902-03-23

a man and woman called to see me about
renting a house. The woman did all the
talking and turned to the man for confirm
alton or corroboration He always agreed
with her and did it very meekly.
We'll" said the woman, ri give you
$25 for the house. Won't we, john"
John-Yes.
And I'll pay my rent promptly. too;
won't we, John?
Yes
And I'll take good care of the house;
won't we, john"
Yes"
But l inquired, as is usual in such
cases, ARE you man and wife,"
Man and wife," exclaimed the woman
sharply. Indeed, we are not; are we,
John?"
mo, my dear"
"What?" said l. mot man and wife?'
Not much" she retorted. I'D have you
know, too, that in this family we are wife
and man; that's so, isn't it, john"
And John meekly agreed.
Omaha daily bee., 1902-03-23

Mr.. Deright came to omaha in 1886 and
went on the road for A. L. Deane & Co.,
who were then In the safe business In this
city. and he was SO successful that In 1896
he bought out the business and since that
time has made a phenomenal success,
Since that time there has been a steady
growth in his business, for during the past
seven months he has sold one hundred new
bank safes. In addition to a large number
OF mall ones. A few months ago Mr..
Deright opened a branch store in Kansas
City. and now from his two houses his
travelling men cover Iowa, Nebraska. Kan
sas, Oklahoma, Indian Territory and South
Dakota. He has the only safe house be-
tween Chicago and Denver and has the
exclusive agency for the Hall safes. Ma
tlonal safes. as well as the Hibbard-Rod-
NAMELY safe, which Is manufactured OF
manganese steel and is absolutely burglar
proof. neither the finest drills OF any
amount Of nitro-glycerine affecting them.
There is an article In another part OF this
issue setting forth the good qualities OF
this wonderful piece OF mechanism. and II
you are contemplating the purchase Of an
absolutely hurglar-proOf safe II will repay
you to see Mr.. Deright at ill9 Farnam
Etreet.
Omaha daily bee., 1902-03-23
ON EARTH GOOD WILL TO MEN
The ChOirs of Chrlstendom Sing
Loud HOsannas OH This Festal
Morn and the World Rejoices.
THE BANKERS RESERVE LIFE
Joining In the Chorus, SereneIy Sur
Veys the Field OF Its LnbOrs and
Has No Enemies TO Punish.

On Easter morning Christenrom should
lay down the weapons Of oftense and
defense. The day is one of psace on earth
and good will to men. The agnostic and
infdel alike with the Christ an can echo the
sentiment which begot the anniversary,
however they may doubt the story of the
Redeemer or disagree with the dogmas Of
the theOlogians.
Omaha daily bee., 1902-03-23

One of the most conspicuous features OF
a recent entertainment at the Players club
was a pyramid Of Holsters in the grillroom
awaiting the time when the flow of soul
should give way to appetite. 1t was a
beautiful pyramid and not a single lobster
was under the prescribed length. The dig
nifty Of the occasion was equaled by Its
solemnity, and everyone was talking, when
an actor who happened to be a member
came in. He was slightly exhilarated, but
after listening to the conversation a few
minutes he became somber. Suddenly he
saw the pyramid of Holsters. He grabbed
the arm of a guest, led him into the grill
room and said solemnly:
Here is where the house of bishops
lunched once"
"Indeed?"
Eyes. Now would you like to meet a
stack Of our charter members?"
Delighted, l am sure
Taking the guest to the table where the
Holsters we're piled the actor introduced
him to them very formally. He devoted his
attention during the rest of the evening
to introducing as many people as he could
persuade to go into the grillroom to the
pile of Holsters. His exhilaration returned
by the usual process, and even such Of the
charter members as were present admitted
that the evening developed in a lively
fashion.
Omaha daily bee., 1902-03-23
THE SEASON OF THE YEAR

suggests the return of life and the reopen
ing Of all the avenues Of commercial as
well as social activity. The Lenten season
is one Of reflection, OF meditation and of re-
pentance. The resurrection morn awak-
ems anew the energies Of hope and sweet
ems the lives Of all Gods creatures. Mean
while the thoughtful man, turning from the
joys of Easter. faces again the strenuous
activities Of existence, and,
REALIZING LIFE's UNCERTAINTIES,
makes secure the future by outstanding his
resources. He selects a good life insur-
ance company, takes out a policy upon his
life as a protection against the disaster OF
death. At the same time he secures a
form of policy which not only affords pro-
lection for those dependent upon him, but
at the same time enables him to bank a
surplus against misfortune during mis- life
time.
BANKERS RESERVE LIFE.
A thoroughly modern, western institution,
organized under the laws of Nebraska, man
aged by Nebraska people, depositing It's Sc
curities with the state authorities, offers
to him the best of insurance plans and
meets every requirement of a conservative
business investment. At peace with the
Worlu ana seeking no punishment Tor its
enemies on this peaceful occasion, 1t simply
asks the support of those who believe in
western financial institutions, because 1t is
worthy, full of energy and thoroughly up
to-date.
II. II. robson, PRESIDENT
of this aggressive and growing young COM
pany. is directing its affairs with an eye
single to the permanency and success of
the Bankers Reserve Life Association. He
and his associates carefully scrutinize all
risks offered and watch with constant at
tention every item Of expense and asset for
the protection and profit Of the policy hold
ers. Being a mutual company, every pol
icy holder has a vote in its annua meet
ings and the company is managed on the
principles OF
EACH For Il AND ALL FOR EACH.
Omaha daily bee., 1902-03-23
H ILLUSTRATED BE
Gleanings from the
Story Tel1ers' Pack

a recent gathering OF medical
men in Philadelphia DR.. w. w.
Keen, the well known surgeon,
told this story:
"AfIer the hnffln of G~etfvshnrn
Omaha daily bee., 1902-03-23
Diamond Mantle.
With Double Wire
Support.

Our double wire support mantle dixie
cuD is the best and most convenient mantle
ever put on the market. A child can put
1t on the burner successfully. Price, 25c
each, five for 81. GUARANTEED. Our
No. 2 grade, 15c each or $3.50 per dozen.
Special rates to dealers.
We are exclusive agents for the Lumo
Gas Arc Lamp, which gives 65O-candle
power at a cost of 1&c per hour. We also
carry a complete stock of Welsbach
burners, chimneys and incandescent goods.
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1902-11-08
TnterMOuntalrl Tlews
BUTTE, MONT.

James H. Lynch and Patrick Null
Inns returned from Helena few days
ago, whittier they went to enlighten
the city.
Mrs. Joseph Peters of Anaconda
Mrs. c. j. Kelly and son, returned
Thursday from two months visit in
California.
Mrs. Donald B. Gillies issued invi-
tations for an "at home" on Wednes-
day. Nov 5, to meet Mrs. and the
Misses KirkDatrick
James McManus died Oct. 81, after
a long illness, as the family residence,
III South Washington. He leaves a
wife, a son, George, and two daugh-
tiers; Sarah and Mary.
w. P. Gwin, the well known old
timer from Anaconda, is in the city.
Attorney General James Donovan is
in Butte looking after business affairs
connected with his Office.
Hon. L. c. Parker, the Granite coun-
tv mining man, is in the city today,
having come over from Helena.
Frank NJ. Leonard, the mining en-
gineer and newspaper man of Libby,
is in Butte and will remain for
a few days on visit to his rela-
tives.
The funersi of John Enright took
place from the undertaking rooms of
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1902-11-08
LIVINGSTON, MONT.


Mrs. Robert Kavanagh and Mrs. j.
F. Nolan left last week for ST. Paul,
where Mrs Kavanagh will take treat
ment for her health, which has been
very poor for some time. On the way
to ST. Paul the ladies will stop over at
Farmer, S. D., to consult DR.. Kruger
upon Mrs. Kavanagh's condition.
Joseph Moriarity returned from Mis-
soula the latter part of last week. He
has been suffering from stomach trou-
BILE The treatment he received at the
Northern Pacific hospital benefited him
greatly, and he is virtually well again.
P. c. Doonan, who has been enga ged
on the building of the new Bear Gulch
mill, arrived in the city from Jardine.
Mr.. Doonan says that work on the
building has been shut down for a
short time, pending adjustment of diff
culties arising from the suit now pend
ing in the supreme court.
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1902-11-08
Sherman & Reed. The remains wer,
inferred in the Catholic cemetery.


Sherman & Reed. The remains were
inferred in the Catholic cemetery.
Died, at the residence of her par
ents, Alice G. Marion, infant daugh-
ter of Mr.. and Mrs. James E. Mar
ron. Funeral services held from
Sacred Heart church, Wednesday, Nov
5th.
Joseph O'connor, aged 80 years, died
Monday. The funeral took place from
the family residence, 82S1s North Mon
tana street.
John O'Rourke is home again from
his visit to his ranch in landlord,
Cal.
Edward Wynne is Anaconda,
where he is building a residence Tor
the priests.
Mr. and Mrs. John Macintosh have
arrived in Butte after a brief wedding
tour from the south. Mr.. Macintosh
went to Columbus, Ga, about four
weeks ago for his bride, who was Miss
Mary o. Fleming of that city.
They were married in Columbus on
Oct. %. On their way to the north
west they stopped off at Atlanta and
st. Louis. Nh Macintosh is well
known in Butte, being a member of
the Inter Mountain staff.
Mr.. and Mrs. Macintosh are tenn
porarily located at the Argyle.
-
News of the secret marriage of Will
liam Mccarthy and Miss Lizzie Nc
Namara leaked out. The young
couple live in Centeryille and were
married a week ago by Rev. Father
Ryan in the presence of Margaret
Kiely as bridesmaid and James Powell
as best man.
The secret was kept until recently,
when the parents heard the ru-
NOR and the daughter admitted the
ceremony. Mr.. and Mrs. Mccarthy are
boarding at present but will be in
stalled in a new home in Centerville
soon
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1902-11-08


10 be built at a cost of $500 600. is tbe
one chosen as the model for the Denver
ch-i Each aisle will extend the
entlre length of the edifice, from the
sanctuary rail to the little shrines
wien VIII be placed in the rear of the
church. These shrines will be dedf-
Gated to different saints and viii he
beautiful in design. circular window
VIII be placed between the towers in
the front of the structure to admit light
20 the choir loft. a double staircase
VIII extend to the gallery from the
front entrance, and then a second stair
way will lead to the towers. If is ex-
Pected that the corner stone will be
lald some time in December. when
church dignitaries from all over the
country will be in attendance.
A new contest has been opened to
sven the funds from the approaching
lar The participants are Isma Ro-
per, Mary Lawlor and Mary Nolan.
CHOSEN from various parishes. They
are all bright little girls and each one
exceedingly popular IN her school. The
prize is handsome doh.
Miss Frances Corcoran of the Ca
thedral parish and Max G. Schmidt
We're married last Tuesday evening.
They will make their home in Denver.
The Sacred Heart Aid society held a
Halloween ball, which proved quite
financial success The proceeds are to
be devoted to the benevolent work of
the association, of which they do a
great deal.
The ladies in charge of the country
fair booth at the Cathedral fair will
hold a card party at Arbuckle hall in
North Denver on next "Wednesday
evening in aid of their department.
Mr.. and Mrs. Harry O'Bryan gave a
box party at the Sousa concert at the
Broadway theatre on Sunday night
Miss Mary Sullivan entertained at
cards on Monday evening for Miss
Ethel Miller.
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1902-11-08

tire floor will be either tile or marble
There viii be no basement except I'M
der the sanctuary, which will be used
for daily mass. The confessionals will
be in the walls of the church, and au-
tomato ventilators, also set in the
walls will provide a perfect system
OF ventilation. The cathedral will prob
ably be heated with hot air, the plant
being stationed beneath the. two lots
facing Colfax, and connected with the
cathedral by an underground passage
wa
on the foundation. 1t is expected that
this will be laid by Christmas and it
will then be allowed to rest for several
months before beginning work on the
superstructure