The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-07-20


Dachelor. The great general seems to
De as much proof against the darts of
cupid as against the bullets of men.
Oats have. climbed so high that
iiorses may have to eat shoepegs for
few days.
henry Watterson is going to lecture
next month in Minneapolis on Money
ana Morals" Happy thought, Henry.
lou couldn't have found a better place.
The original Mckinley man." Chi
cagoan named Magnus A. Hess, is still
sending his photographs around the
country. He may as well go away to
summer resort and rest 1.-THE origi-
nal Roosevelt man" is plainly much
more TO the point just now.
A wire fence is to separate Montana
iaau Ganada. Both may be happy yet
wire. - va lay
mere is hope for Mary MacLane. She
auInIts she is not an author or a ean-
Jus, IN both of which conclusions the
PUBIC VIII cheerfully agree with her
The new Chinese minister Is 1iona
Chen Tung. Anybody who is in
short. ns LOT
Ihat Chicago freight handlers strike
MADE the Watermelon of Commerce
look IKE 80 cents car load.
Charles M. Schwab does NOT ayneo+
the United States steel trust to land in
eiie poor mouse for some time vet He
says for the past fifteen months If ha
maze over 10 per cent on a canitaIiza-
ton of $1,4oO,ooo, 600 't''1'l
- st. Louis has man who has beer
struck by lightning three times H.
VIII get into real danger if he doos,,,t
leave st. Louis uoeSn
I'll, aneodore Roosevelt shiyers evarv
t .iIne ne thinks of the fact of histo,,!.
r,.ae no vice president who becsJ,ss
6 r. esiuent OF the United States nv The
ohasn u Inc man elected has ever heaY,
c1dental term. i0 VI MS ac-
Inc flight of time cuts no ,.r+;o,,,
is ule with some men. "Arlien r atbaa,.
M Isas neen signed to play first base for
i whatever wa happens to Gen. Bragg II
the nar oo pam that Mrs. Bragg. like
,tIfoeoplus Ceconimidis, ex-me+roro,
90 ,c.ti vi Atnens, is dead. The dispatches
80 silent as to whether or r,ot hie,
name mad anything to do with It. MS
GOOD morning Have you had q ha+b
a. Dr. images Harriet island? '"
Salt Lake City reports indicate t.t
the Mormons are reIaxine sI1ff, la
III tnelr favorite industry to pive o+to,.
wife. chalice at
me automobile isn't the most mn
leIiaole thing on earth, but if doesn't
lack a great deal of it. uoe'n
10 the Editor: If you wanted - >,
move the scent of carbolic acid froT,,
d room quickly, what would Won do
ohatl small piece of Limburger
cheese in the room and see If Won 1 1o-
ice the carbolfc acid scent.
:, What What is there that makes more RI
uIculous plays than the law? "Nornn
King, under sentence to snend thrao
years IN saltwater. prison, is to % On
Tue oInclaI ballot at the primaries for
sherlH OF Hennepin county because ba
Pald the $40 candidacy fee, in snite Of
the fact that King and his friends are
seeking the return of the money.
Some peoples ideas of humor ara
really painful. Charles PravhiIia of
Cnlcago, fired at bridal carriage and
kliled one of the horses attached there
to. 1AiOAC-
John d. Rockefeller isn't the onIv
generous person known to Chicago. A
woman down there lost a bag contain
ing $4,000. To the union loop guard
who returned it to her, she gave IN
cents.
In Japan husband may divorce his
wife If she brings trouble on her
household by talking overmuch and
pratti1ng disrespectfuIly. If that law
We're IN force in St Paul it might
break up lot of families
One cannot keep good man or a
good ship down. The new battIesbin
Maine has broken all records for
speed in it's class.
Gen. Frederick Funston is begin
ming to feel decidedly like nine SPOT
since he was prevented from keeDine
himself before the. public by TALKING
Asiat1c cholera will end the war in
the Philippines if nothing else does.
The lobster days are coming. But
be careful. Some of the Holsters are
not edible.
If Ray w. Jones should be elected,
perhaps the people up in Becker coun-
ty will call him the loot" governor.
When meat got so high the people
could not afford to eat it everybody
sturned to eggs, and now eggs is
eggs
But are your sure, Mr.. Bryan, that
anybody is listening to your sRemem-
Der 1891" and THE Price of Har-
mony!"
The building which is proof against
fire is now a fact, but the woman who
is proof against Cupid is still great
scarcity.
Crop Report-The sour grapes are
year.
The Northwestern Agriculturist has
an illustrated article on Dressing
Hogs The article has no picture Of
the editor.
The watermelon of 1902 is a badly
water-soaked article. This condition
didn't result from the heavy rains,
however.
If there were one or two more of
Tracy he'd capture and humiliate some