The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1902-10-15

the angle of the corner in front of him.
i We heard it from S79 other men this
morning Indianapolis News.
~ He has has made a great success in poll
Yes. He served two terms in fee Of
grand jury.7'-chiealgoI Record-Heraid
so you think music has its advantages
as Profession"
"Unauestionably,s5 answered the govern
an election goes, the leaders of the brass
bands are always sure of their jobs
Washington Star.
7 think the Raines law might be.
How? Want sto make the hotels keep
two sandwiches? PUCK.
Hit seems. to me-, said Brer Williams.
dat dar's heaps er times when desc auto
mobiles oughter 10 be immobiles Dey's
more Unreliable than a Morgan County
aute.nele. Atlanta Constitution.
s.pe times hez changed nightly" said
the old colored. campaigner: NO matter
Wila 70 capacity IS. yo can't vote. no mo
dan once IN desc new tangled elections. -
Atlanta Constitution
! Coin, to do any political work this
i Nav, I got a regular Interchangeable
Eff desy wuz ter take hell out er de Bible
de IOt1tlC1anS er Gle country would soon
raise it.-Atlanta Constitution
A south Georgia exchange tells of man
date Wonder if he could be induced to
go the rounds?-Atlanta Constitution.
Il gave you a shilling the other day
the plea that your child was seriously i'll
at deaths door in fact. And yesterday l
saw him as lively as cricket"
Yes, kind lady; he's the most disap-
pointin' boy you ever see. '-Moonshine-
Il wonder how Venus de Milo came to
''Broke 'em off probably, trying to but
ton her shirtwa1st up the back hiia-
Tomorrow never comes, =. remarked
the day after the night before always
does ~ onl-ers Statesman.
Good heavens. old man, what have you
got in your carriage?"
Noting, old fellow. but rny4psual oox
the automobiles I meet. Life.
Wei. my son, what did you learn at
Not to sass Tommy McNutt!"-Chicago
Daily News.
Yellow Editor-I see you denounce that
last police shakeup story as lie. 3
New Reporter-Yes. sir. e.
We'll I want to caution you that when
denouncing any story as q lie, you want to
be careful that it did not originate with
us."-Life.
He was wandering in Ireland and came
upon couple r OF men IN noss rod1lg ~, "a
the other within an inch of his life. The
traveller interviewed
1T is an Internal shame to strike
man when he's down. said he.
IF you knew all the trouble I had to
get him down" was the reply you would
not be talking like that. sporting Times
Facts it is well known. are stubborn
things. but they are not nearly so stub
born as some Observation-Disclosures News
..Dey am some men in de worr,'' said
gard with his fork, "datd Tudder he
right dan be president but ergin. Ms,
News
4tOur maya zines" complains the dissat-
isfied nersoa. "show a decided falling off
in the inventiveness of our writer's OF fic-
why" responds the up-to-date reader.
you do not mean to keep up with the ad-
Refreshments. Judge.
The sweetest rose that blooms in sum-
mer is not nearly SO fragrant to a hungry
stomach as the NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.
TITS strange"
.T + n'i incen on and sntagonistic as
sociations OF money!.
How is that?'
quently go together Chicago Post
IA wife" said the lecturer before the
wonan's club, should be like an open
But before lie could go on and elucidate
that the husband might shut her up when
he chose, a man of foreign appearance,
wearing one or two orders, interrupted
"Ah, just so-a pocketbook- Judge.
/ $50 he's trying to live on other people s
brains" said the publisher Indignantly.
whats the trouble? Has some one been
stealing the ideas from your books?'
/ at suppose So But that's minor mat
! ter Thev were irving to coax away the
man who writes my advertisements. :
Washington Star
Everything comes to him who waits, but
this doesn't include books that have beer
Decentralization Globe.
Uncle Hiram from Corn Center had at
tended his first burlesque show, and ne
" Fl s' 'Tt Henry" he SAID thoughtfunS
to his son. that we've been progressin
I'll these years, but. by gum! we amt Sc
How do YOU mean? o. asked Henry.
sfyva-all. replied Uncle Hiram as h
s'pose there was anybody Twin VIII
hadn't got farther away from the Garder
of Eden idee than them there girls Ia.
that We saw last night "-Washingtof
Star.
If we didn't have to do so many thing.
lust to show people that We can: wee
have good de al more time to do tbs
things we want to do.-Indianapclis News
A Quaker City gossip tells this story OF
4 young nnar who apologizcd for beins
late at dinner party
"Awfully. glad to see you. Mr. Blank
said the hostess. so good of YOU Il
come And all the way from New York
! tool But where is your brother?"
Il am commissioned to tender his re
erets You see we are busy just nov
that it was impossible for both of us t
get aWasr and so we tossed I'D to So
} which of us should come said the youns
mar
''T9ow nicei Such an original idea, AM
v-oal won2
No safE the Young man. absently; g
. oet-''-Pfttshurg bulletin.