The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1902-09-02
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and old, are SpenulHS CnSlA spar
time in a profitable manner now
days-profitable in a way, for who
does not wish to win one or two of
the many pretty prizes given each
week for having the highest score
playing euchre or answering the
greatest number of questions cor
rectly? You will find a pretty girl
with her head buried in book, en-
deavoring to learn the rules of the
various games of cards played so fire.
quently now days. You will find
bright, young matron knitting her
eyebrows over this vexing problem.
IF boy eleven years old and three
feet five inches in height has a trou-
sers pocket eighteen inches in cir
conference and four feet deep, how
long would it take him to fill it, and
where would le put the other things?
Awoman can answer these ques-
lions with very little effort, but ina
CINE a man, with a sheet of paper
on his knee and a pencil in his hand,
trying to think of answers to the
following questions:
If boy 10 years old should be
whipped for breaking a window,
what should be done to man 30
years of age for breaking the third
commandment?
Can man fasten anything with a
hair pin? Why not?
How does a woman pin glass
knob on a bureau drawer?
How many scales has fish? How
many scales in an opera?
What is meant by 'rats?'
Are dogs fond of green apples, and
is this why they are so often found
proving around their owners or
chards?
Which would you prefer, a bite of
hard, green apple or bite of dog?
Which is easier for flying ma
chine-to fly up or fly down?
If man habtually sits in the
easiest chair at home; eats pie with
his knife and wipes his fingers on
his shirt waist, how often will he go
to church?
What is the difference between a
'rooter" and a FAM"
Two boys start from the same
point at the same time, one going to
school and the other to the "old
swimmin' hole" which arrives first
at his destination? Why? How
many miles further does he have to
go and why does he run while the
other boy walks?
Which of these two boys grows UP
to be a great and good man and what
becomes Of the other boy?
Please, dear reader, imagine 6
man answering these questions in
one hour. The ability to do this was
given a woman only and is just az
rare and just as much of heaven
sent gift as the talent of the musi
clan or the mimic. In unkillful hand!
these guessing games are not al
amusement and most men feel it
punishment in excess of their sins
But it is certainly a woman's de
light-all women; the beautiful, thu
plain, the thin, the stout, the youn!
and all alike-to figure out the cor
rect answers to just such question
as these. Well, well, we need no
feel so good about it for the me-
have the advantage anyway. The
can answer questions that we cant
.o +l,;,,rn oro rrottv avan1v divide
In this world, after all.
On Saturday afternoon at 2:5
o'clock, Mrs. Sidney Logan and Mrs
X. K Stout entertained again an
was as great a success as the evenin
party given a few nights before.
This time only the ladies were il
vited, and they played euchre, Mr.
Moore and Mrs Ward made the higl
est scores and had to cut for tn
first prize, Mrs. Ward winning
beautiful wedge-wood fern bowl. FC
Tie second prize there were a nun
Der of contestants. Mrs. Norquis
Mrs Whips, Mrs. Whalen, Mis-
Teeple and Mrs. Baldwin had to CT
LOT II anu MISS L ccplS was ChS Iol I
nate one, securing burntwood jew
box Elaborate refreshments we
served about 5 O'Clock. Those wi
enjoyed the hospitality of Mrs. Sto
and Mrs. Logan were Mesdam'
Whips, Burns, Campbell, G. e. Co
rad, w. A. Conrad, d. f. Smith, Nc
quist, Harbert Klenk, F. w. Ii
kle, Webster, Miller Fabric, To
Clark, Ward, Nash, j. L. McIntil
Nathan, Conner, ]. w. Walker G.
Walker, Baldwin, earle, Gould, No
singer, Keith, Moore McGie, w
liams, R. w. Larter, Lawson, N!
G. w. Pomeroy, Mcdonald, Forcu
Merigold, Mcknight, Law, PHILLIP
T. H, Bogart, Heller, Rosencrans,
G. Pomeroy, Lupfer Hammond, B,
nett, Meighan, Broderick Conrf
Stanford, Phillips and Mckay. T
Misses Bolts, Teeple, Adrian, Tt