Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1902-03-11

Lonn AleNaNucr IoNlc pusHt 70 ttS the
faith cure on his debts.-A Milwaukee Jour,
nal.
When it comes to che merit system
the new permanent census bureau will
not count.-Boston Herald.
The Biddlc boys are certainly entitled
to one of the Younger boys handsmest
tombstones.- Detroit Free Press
Our own opinion is that Grover Glove
land would a heap sight rather hsh than
attend eoronations.-D Free Press.
The Hohenzollern is a yacht in name
only. She IS ready powerful warship
with crew of 400 men. Buffalo Com
mercial.
Crossing the Alps in a balloon won't
I be making half noise of Napoleon cross
ing them on pure nerv6-New York
World.
But the newspapers never say anything
about the trusted employee woh did not
embezzle his employers money Detroit
Free Press,
Both Schley and Miles have disclaim-
! ed political ambition. 1t is now up to a
gentleman named Funston Butte Inter
Mountain.
Now that the Indian is to be compelled
I to cut his hair, he will probably also have
TO subscribe 10 the fashion journals.--
Buffalo Times.
/ The Kaiser and President Roosevelt
/ are just about of an age and together
/ they make very strenuous pair-Cleye-
land Plain Dealer.
/ Banker Andrews OF Detroit says he
ican get rest behind the bars" But how
about the poor depositors who are barred
lout?-New York World
i Jan Kubelik seems to be able to get
Emusic out Of an instrument and yet be
ION speaking terms with the tonsorial pro-
llfesSion.-De Moines Leader.
We can readily believe that the ma
lions capitol, among other things, har-
bors typhoid and grip germs, but lock
| jaw Detroit Tribune
If it is true that gold has been dis
| covered near OgdSnsburg, \, y. we will
watch for a southerly sag in the Cana
dian boundary. News.
Senator Money viii try to setue the
philippine dispute. Thus is il proven
once again that Money can settle any
and all things Buffalo Times.
From the plans already made it would
Seem the thing tina. Prince Henry most
! Qeeds on his American trip win be a box
Of digestive tablets Buffalo News.
Kansas is chock full OF husters. ora
tors and politicians and never felt better
/ in her life. There's nothing the matter
| Syith Kansas.-Kansas City journal.
And now the question is: Which of
the hot-off- thegriddle dramatists win be
the first to put that great Biddle tragedy
On the stage.-New York Evening Sun
1t is reported that New Yorl, youth
has been sent to 1.-THE pen FOR two
months for smoking cigarettes, but this
il too good to be true Buffalo Times.
Some of those ''rough-house" debates
ia the Senate must make Mr. Roosevelt
regret that he is not still the presiding
officer of that body.-Detroit Free Press
1t is said that the Empress OF China
shed real tears when the deeds Of the
Eoxers we're recalled to her. Isl All
would rather shed tears than tacls.-
Washington Star.
From her central position on the stage
tie State of Iowa can easil ybe observed
By the whole country, even from the
seats in the extreme rear,-St Louis
Globe-Demoerat.
Again the House OF Representatives
Unanimously votes to have the Senators
elected by the peoplc-but the Senate
Knows which side of its bread carries the
jam.-Buffalo News.
The journey OF Admiral Schley through
The South is as successful as the one
made by one William Tecumseh Sher-
man, and blamed sight more welcome.
Kansas City World.
There are several gentlemen in Con.
gress who undeniably have personal inn
,ressiveness and n good command OF
language. All they need is something to
say Washington Star
The Kaiser's brass band accompanied
Prince Henry on his American trip and
gave us an opportunity TO hear how The
Star-Spangled Banner" sounds in Ger
man.-St. Louis GlobeDemocrat.
All of the other wars and rackets into
which the countries of the earth are now
plunged viii retire from the center OF
the stage as soon as the baseball season
shall open.-St. Louis Globe-Dcmocrat
The Detroit bank yice-president who
looted his bank Of over 81 100000 made
the robbery big enough 20 place il IN the
dlass Of 0ffenses which are rarely pun
kbed by the Louisville Courier
Journal
The toe seems to be an important fac
tor in the social functions OF South
Carolina. ~ 4 dance one man stepped ON
another mans toe and very soon after
ward three men turned up their toes
ST. Louis Star.
Marconi expects to be sending mes
Sages across the ocean within the next
three or four months, but he hasn't any
idea his first message will Se an an
Gouncement that the Boer war is ended.
boston Globe.
There is entirely too r.dch hair-split-
ting in the current discussion as TO the
Comparative responsibility OF bribcrs aud
Tribe takers No mistake Will be made
1. they be bundled into the same CELL
Detreit Free Press
With a royal box for Prince Henry
at the opera and Miss Roosevelt in tho
ROLES Of a royal princess at the corona
ton, even the shades Of Washington and
Jefferson must be convinced We are get
ting on Buffalo News
At last there is a foreign nobleman in
New luis WHO shy ~ ia ~ NV iN'"th~ A"A
a rich wife II is true he has an income
of 100000 a year of his own, bui even
tbat viii not discourage q lot Of ambi-
nous mammas Buffalo News.
This is better than suit for breach OF
promise. 4 New Jersey gil hos applied
% the Supreme Court Tor an Injunction
~ restrain him from marrying another
girl. Al ounce of prevention IS worth
a round Of cure.-St. Louis Star
Another prominent clergyman has de-
Glazed that society women drink teO
p,uAh wine for their own and society's
good. II is an old charge however, and
Willie il may be true 70 a. limited extent.
il 4 doubtful If there Is any canse for
fresh alarm Oh the subject. - leYeland
Plain Dealer.
The Rrooklva clergym y Hh0 yolaa-
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