New-York tribune., 1902-01-27
THE TALK OF TIE DAT.

The Roman Catholic Cathedral in London. now in
OF erection is $50 feet long and 15s feet wide
Apart from the site II has already cost $3.50 900
The material used is red brick with Portland stone
courses. and its Oriental decorative features rlg-
gest a mosque rather than a cathedral
Pa" said Willie what does 1t mean to say a
man Is one OF natures noblemen?'
" One OF natures noblemen.' my son." replied the
Sid gentleman with significant look at his better
ridicuious cheap gift for Christmas and exciaims
Standard and Times.
tombstone on which the following epitaph. com
posed by the OF the deceased, Is inscribed:
Here lies our father beneath the sod.
His spirit is gone to meet his God:
We never more shall hear his tread
Nor see the wen upon his head
Mamma does little black girls go 10 hevun7"
Yes. dear" replied the mother: "of course
hi; LuG was Iuist for time: then she said aloud
.poodness. they must be ortul bizzy keepin' their
wings blacked upH'-(Ohio State Journal
The AxtelI QKan9 Anchor recently printed IN,
following unique notice: 1--WE wish TO bring to the
notice of the friends of A. L. GIiland that his
physician has cautioned him against any sudden
starts Jerks. II has been the custom many
times when greeting the old gentleman to take ad-
vantage OF his extreme ticklishness The surgeons
say that man Of his nature, after undergoing
such critical surgical operation. would be liable
TO be badly injured by sudden start. Therefore
his friends should not greet him in the old way
by poking their finger IN his ribs
at hear" said Mr.. Kidder. that there's a fell
low working on an invention which will make II
will happen 70 you fellows il he succeeds Moth
doesn't present us from mixing Chalk snd af ne
-CPhiladelphia Record.
Russian oflcer. hunting through some old
family papers, came on what seemed TO him evil
denoe that certain Russian families. extinct
and some monks OF the monastery of Potchajow-
ska not far from Kieff had during the Napoleonic
wars. buried in that institution a sum OF $4,000 900
to keep II out OF "Bony's" clutches. Included among
the papers was . diagram showing exactly where
the treasure was deposited The officer is quite
sure 1t is there yet, and has gone to Kien and
made bargain with the present generation OF
monks In tho institution to give them two-thirds
when 1t turns up. The Bishop has not yet given
his sanction to the enterprise but being Iabored
with to that end. and may be fool enough to
countenanee 1t. in which case the diocese would be
better OF under the direction of a less creduloux
and imaginative preate.
Wife lat a. m)-oh. Hiram. you'vs hssr ar,u,
Ing again. When win you come to see the error or
Hiram-Wait minute. m'dear Eyervxh,nxsh
pna gSm r6anq lastIerror m waysh be long pretty
News. -'na'a'ia
Spanish annals declare that between lsoo and
100 the Tapaya mines in Mexico produced $50 ono
oo ana that after that the Indian slaves employed
in them murdered the Spanish owners and the
mines We're lost On old Spanish maps they ap-
pear In Northwestern Mexico. about ffty leagues
from the sea, and near the town of Dos PLATE,
They have now been rediscovered explorers who
nave returned from Cianteguita reporting that
they nave found the old stone smelters and other
works belonging to them with all the holes IN tb.
ground stil In good running order AS basis 70
hoat a new company the "hnd' is not SO bad
hnt IL might be worth more II the spanIards had
not taken so much out Of it,
,u,rsd O. Where are going with the sung in
Rr,SSfins R,SSninins Where do you suppose~ replied
Huh You couldn't hit a barn door.
Perhaps not, but I could hit a darn hor. .ra 7
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