The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1902-10-14
ALONG THE KANSAS NILE.

Ed Howe suggests that when the Prince
OF Siam visits Topeka, the Topekans greet
him by singing Just as Slam
Harry Woods. of wellington. says that
the frost is on the Democrats and the
Populists are in the shock.
This is going to be a great ice year in
western Kansas. for western Kansas. this
year. has the water to start on.
Colonel Ed Little has fled a brief With
the secretary of state showing that he
ought to be left OF that Allied Party
ticket.
The Abilene Reflector says that the man
who attempts to mix UP his ballot this
year Will have more trouble than the
man who mixes his drinks.
w. T. Evans. assistant general attorney
OF the Rock Island. goes to ST. Louis jan
uary /, 10 become general attorney OF the
ST. Louis and Colorado line.
II. w. Jacobs, the Republican candidate
for county clerk in Dickinson county, was
born in Abilene and was graduated from
.i4~ Abilene High school in 1898
The Topeka Commercial club charges
that the State Board Of Charities favoTs
Missouri merchants in letting contracts
FOR supplies for state institutions
Secretary OF Agriculture Wilson VIII
rake a speech at &WluEUDDc or ONABiftI
q. He will make several other speeches
T. Kansas. dates for which are not yet
arranged.
A chair manufacturing company or
Nashville IS negotiating with Warden
Jewett Cor establishing a factory in the
renitentiary which viii employ rs con
vets.
The Eldorado Republican tells Of an FL
dorado citizen who west into a big east
ern restaurant. The waiter asked him:
Table dhote or 4 IA carte?' And the
rldorado man replied: Bring ne both.
and with plenty OF gravy
James PendIeton. who had too many
wives has been taken % the penitentisry
hy the sheriff % Lyon county he was
sent 10 for five years, which is plenty O.
time for him TO mourn over the fact that
he wasn't born in Turkey.
Thomas Henry. Of Emporia. has been
sent 70 the penitentiaTy for one year fcr
robbing a man o. 60 cents. but that iznt
an. after he had robbed his man he
threw him out of box car that vas nov
ing along az the rate OF eight miles an
kour.
Strategy IN Euporfs IS narrated By the
Gazette: "A South Side man the other
cay got in a quarrel with his hired Eiri
steady and 20 get even with the South
side man the steady looked up another
sob for his Firl and told her that Il she
jcved him she would make the charge
Now the south Side family can't End 2
eirl anywhere. Revenge 81 sweet
The late Major John N CroVsH. q
stchizo1. was member q the famous
vigilance committee q san FFauc.Ec1
ard vas known SIS Boston During rs
ufe - visited California four times. never
Is ral he helped lay out TIE ste %
Sacramento. ard there had 4 cabin nezt
l. the shack q D o. MIS- the New York
capitalist- II Atchisor- Major C-oweil
lived il Tire house Il Ek-ch he dec. forty
years
Ottawa Rspubllc: Two s-sn colorss
trrehl-s on ths East side concluded = get
cf-t and rustic a little extra grg5 isst
evening ard 20 facilitate matters c1n-
O. cted scheme & p.ayiag d-zf ard
6rrnh. Ther r-zssied CT and zerf - 70
tha back door q q promising loo1l-g
I.euse and wnsz q kia-. saotns-iT l0aklag
lcSy opened re 6ooT. PRESENTED q 2aser
s. sing forth their alleged pesfzi c1rti-
tar The E0os -Tarnan rezc Tie agg~si
ard her klzz zeart Eers est = che walfs
Reaching down shx rs.ted shs EEasiisF -
fhs pair Htsle i-ap q about * years
ana sad UnthlrkirEiy. A11 Tcl poor
ptas dear. ycu are deaf ard dsEs. tea
are you-' Tethzn. Asye1 iAs Atsss
dear.