Arizona republican., 1902-05-25
LITTLE JAMES
Concerning the Alarming Silence Of
 Hon. Marcus A. Smitn)

Generic J. F. Wilson of Preskitt ha
 sez at tn thing this Terrortory is tn
 mos intrusted in ain't Staithood CT no Staithocd but tn present Onsatis- factry Status of tn Staithood bill. He seZ at he's afeard at Marquis 4. Smith got it hung up a purpose sos at he could bring it back Home with him fer a Canpane Ishua nex' Fall. Generic Wilson sez that ort to Defect Mister Smith if nutiIing else don't. He sez he didn't do nuthin' like that to Mister Smith when he wUz in Congers. He didn't git no StaithOod Bill haf through an then let 1t be exposed to tn Wether till tn nex' December. Gen erie Wilson he sez, sez he: Marquis A. Smith with his Staithood Legisla- shun remires me Of a Writer of cheap Literachoor fer tn Newspapers what prints Cereal stories at ends with e1z- citen!ent an a Proberbility of Deth an Bludshed an then sez Gro be Contin- uad in our NeXD' Tn Herow fantes a tn end Of tn Chapter jist like Mar quis A. Smith did an Foxes can't
 hardly Wate till they git tn re1' l Weeks paper
 | Til this here Staithcod Bill busted through tn House with sich Furraw
 an it Looked like it was goin' through tn Senit without hesitatin any, Mes of tn Democrats in Arizony sez: T Sess we haf to Nomernate Generic Will
 son fer Congers nex' Fall; he's tn Logicle Candydate." 1 asts My Paw. sez 1: Paw. Whats d Logicle Candy
 date?' My Paw sez, sez he: James they ain't menny at uses that Ex- preshun a knows iist what il Meens I'm glad you come to tn Rite Scarce fer infermashun. \ Lcgicle Candy
 date is wun at his Frens thinks it $
 his turn to be in Offs. Generic Wilson
 is tn LCgicle Candydate becos he ain't
 been in Offs fer two Yeers. Marquis
 A. Smiths Frers call him tn Losicle
 Candydate becos He's Familyur with
 his Job an Charles Shannon's Frens
 they say he's tn Logicle Candydate . becos he's never been in Congers before
 am has got all tn Democrat Noos-
 papers in AriZony under tn Shaddar
 of his Wing an hes got tn Stuff to
 make th' Race with. They's more
 Kinds of Logicle Candydates. James, an they is Kinds of Cactuses in Ari-
 zonE.'
 Generic Wilson is in Logicle Candy
 date of tn Young Peoples Democrat Society of FeeniX. He Was tn Society
 Stanard Barer two Yeers ago but they got Beet in Maricopy- county an he cUddent Leed 'em to Victry. Now they got tn County mere solder fer Generic
 Wilson but they jist made q new Dis
 covry. After tn city Eleckshun they had meeun' an Mister Sanders. ha seZ: We got things jist tn way We
 want 'em now. Hurraw fer Wilson.
 <L, =
 neX' county primmerfes. Tn Young
 Peoples Democrat Societyn name tn
 DeIicates this time''
 : w. Tommus Smith sez. sez he: "Bruther Sanders, What good does it ! do q Man if he games tn Hole Worl' an Loses his own Soal? What Diffrunce
 does it make if we carry Maricopy county an git our Eppydermus jerkad
 off Of us in tn res Of tn Terrortory 1 If you look over tn Aporshunnaent of i Delicates to tn neX' Convenshun you'll l fine at Maricopy has Ceesed to be q PiVital county any more. Two Yeers ago we thought We was tn Joaker but now we're only q Two Spot. Marquis ! \. Smith can Aboard to be Genrous this i Yeer an let Generic Wilson have us" 1 Wun Of tn Young Peoples Democrat Society they sez: We don't Sleeve
 Marquis A. Smith is soin' to be a Can ] dydate this Fall: he ain't entered fer i tn Race an he ain't been Heerd from II aint no Blud ReIashun to him. '' i sez w Tommus Smith. but my name
 is Simler an l l-no' his Wage Ha never enters in tn RegIer way but comes q rushiH in on tn Track jist | before tn Lists is closed an he never
 stops I;ushn' till th votes is all counted. His Silence jist now is i Om'nous an Alarm:n'"
 LITTLE JAMES.