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Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1902-03-26

SPRINayIIIE March "a We were In error
| In regard TO the sale of the Hamilton farm in
onr last Ietfe- though the information came
dire tly frGm reliable parties. We are hog
positive lhap anyone Las invested IA shlu
property -. With the return OF spring some
of our neighbors make change Of residence
Char 10 Burkhart sold to Halvor Muller. VINO
lives several miles north. Mr. Burahart VIII
soon move upon j. l.. Gormans land: better
known as the Williamson place Eli LaFlash
moves from Germans to that Hans Erickson
lately purchased ofChris Larson Charley
Rumsey has bought " Y. syeeh sown 1.l prop oi
Sveen viii, in "A few days, engage ia business
with lis uncle and our former townsman.
Hans Amunson OF Ia 9rosss tle ,,d
and family uermanent residents here for the
past II years. We believe his integrity un-
questioned and himself anu VIE ,i not 70 oSs 20
tend q hand in sickness or times OF trouble
our good wishes follow them TO their new
home Ell sVeen Is MOVING ms h9nsehola a,lIl
location. In short residence here they nave
won many friends We regret losing this
class OF citizens MIS-. y =, huthsey = sui- st,,
lar also is reported Ill. W. O Miller's entire
family are "whoopers. other scattering
| cases OF the cough David McDonald mas
eli was down from ViroQuai yesterday. Miss
Nellie Derr now helps keep house for her
father on the Waters arm. e. we ail regret
Bert Gardeners sad aeHsdent while saving
wood on owen Moore's farm. IN which he
came near losing a hand. The wounded
| member Is said to be In as good condition as
l can be expected We hope no more serious
| results will follow. J. All Interested In the
/ AZ. Il. Sunday school. remember thar election
of ofIleers takes place ApriI 9th, 1T 10 O'clock.
| This branch OF church work has been neg
i lecfed, but let Us take up the cause with re-
/ newed zeal remembering that TINS ~ the
/ nursery OF the church In childhood the
/ most lasting impressions are received. We
| believe IL WAS an ancient Catholic divine who
| said, Give me the first 10 years of 2 child 3
| life, and the world may have him afterward"
Are we starting the little ones upon the
1 straight and narrow way or upon the broad
| road tn destruction2 ROSE GKHANIuM.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1902-03-26
RING CHICKEN.
RRANItLIN.

BRooKvuLLE, March "a The roads are get
ting better again and farmers are getting
to commence seeding Miss Edna Henry OF
viroqna, visited at +. A. Cowden's and Mrs.
beavers las week. Herman Aiken and
wife will start for Oregon soon Our school
closed Friday last. for a four weeks vacation
. Frank Rtlef'r visited at W, a Crooks
on sunday. Dan Ma; thews and family will
soon move on the Jonnor place near Ross o..
Will DeAver says he has decided not 10 buy
more than half OF the electric road for his
share as he thinks IL wont pay 80. win Crook
Is contemplating building basement barn
this summer. Thornton Taylor's were seen
on our streets, Sunday Z. A. Cowden lost
valuable horse recently Mrs Andrew An
derson's aged parents have come to live with
her The contract has been let TO Louis
Munyon, 10 build 4 tobacco shed on the old
Riddisnu farm. Resse Anderson was home
for few days last week Eva Clements has
returned from Chicago with a a fine selection
OF millinery yo,1 1ds.... Lloyd BolAn sawed wood
for Aikens. Howard Getter has moved on
" the farTl which he purchased from John
Croo. Next Sunday being Easter our min
ister viii preach missionary sermon Let
Us ali 20 to church -. Frank Hay had the
misfoFtu ne to lose a hog one day Last week
. Will Deaver and john Foreacre with two
Young ladies' started for VirOqua one day
but had not gone.far when their buggy broke
down, the roads being frozen so hard ...
APRIL fst is election. We hope all the men
viii remember the same and attend. U. /.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1902-03-26
ON TILE coI-NTY LINE.

RIsTNa SUN, March 21-Farmers are busy
sowing their tobacco seed and all seem to
have something 10 do some are moving
away, some are coming. John Brudos Will
soOn move on his farm In Rush Creek ......
Leahy Is going 10 build new house and to-
bacc0 shed ON his field near the road ThOs
J Call Is going 20 commence raising tobacco
this summer. Martin knutson was married
to MarY semeBson, Sunday, over 81 Tower
Vile. They were surprised In the evening
bv eharivari party, who surrounded the
house and kept things lively for a while. At
ter Wishing Mr.. and Mrs. knutsOn much Joy,
they marehel home ..severt Olson bought
roadster 5zotu Nasn. Christ Anderson thinks
it Is about time 20 yet some one to bake bread
for him.. Marten Auutson receives many
pleasant callers nowadays. Marten Larson
left yesterday for iowa Albert Olson goes
northwest -ometimeA =. Henry Katestrand Is
back Annie Seyesson viii finish her school
teaching In Gunderson school house next
week. A Boz.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1902-03-26
YIROouA TOWN CAUCUS.

AAHoNEY, j. HENRY BENNETT,
Chairman. Secretary.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1902-11-21

Curious advice ia sometimes given
by magistrates In England. A gentle
man recently appeared before u.,~
istrato named Kennedy and "oW-.
planned that one OF his nolghbcsa hst
covered his windows with placardS
about q local election.
Il want you 10 issue an order. your
worship" he added, compelling him
to remove tho placarda and TO clean
tho windows"
That's what ne ought to do" TO
piled Mr.. Kennedy. but, II he refuses,
you1l have 10 do Il yourself"
But suppose no does Il agaln7" ask
cd the plaintiff.
In that case" said Mr.. Kennedy.
softly "tho best thing for you TO do
IS 10 have a large pitcher OF water
ready and 10 empty It over him as
soon as you see him approach any
Of the windows"
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1902-11-21


II may De said Of humor. as Mark
Twain In conversation once said OF
bacon, that Il would improve the flavor
OF an angel. Those who enjoy humor
certainly enjoy IL very much; indeed,
II would not be strange II half the
world should consider the oxtrayagant
praise OF humor by the other half as
in very poor taste. since II Is acknowl.
edged by him who laughs. as by him
who refrains, that tho lack OF this
quality OF mind Tor shall we say OF
mind and bodyY may consist with
the most admirable qualities OF charac.
ter. says the Century. There Is a sec.
ond count In the Indictment; that
praise OF humor implies In the praiser
the concelt OF possessing a.. However.
as no one wanting In humor ever
praised Il, the latter consideration
may be neglected.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1902-11-21
GETTING At THE TRUTH.
Porter Of Burned Establishment al
Last Made a Shrcwd Guess.

Porter Of Burned Establishment Al
Last Made a Shrcwd Guess.
Some time ago an unquU8tiouahly
suspicious Gre occurred ia q rondy-
made clothes store that was carried
on IN certain locality OF New York.
Tho FIRE was Immediately reported to
the Office Of the company with which
the building and It's contents were In
sured and an Inspector was dispatch
ed to make the necessary lnvestga
tons
The scnlor partner OF the clothing
firm was first waited upon and ques.
toned and he. Mr. Abrahams. by
name. informed the insurance official
that % was his opinion that The IRE
was due TO the electric light lie con
sidcrcd. Ia fact. that In some way the
glowlamp wires had fused Mr. Abra-
hams partner. who happened TO be a
Mr.. Moses, was separately Interview
ed on the subject. and he also aitri.
butcd the disaster 10 electricity hrt
incautiously particularlzed sparks
from the arcllghts as the direct cause
OF the mischief
Whilst returning TO tho Office the
inspector happened to encounter Pat
rick Murphy. who held the position
OF porter 20 the connagrated establish.
mont, and thought he might now got
an lnkllng OF the true state Of things
Nov. look here. Pat" said he
what Ia really your own view Of this
awkward hro at Abrahams' shops
Your two governors seem to look at i
In different ways Mr.. Abrahams says
it was the glow.llrhts and Mr. Moses
says u was the arc lights, What dc
you think about ~"
Faith" replied the son Of Erin. re-
nectively. "Oim inclined TO fancy u
must have been the Israolitosl"
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1902-11-21

mi letter Of recent dato-Oct, /
from Mrs Franz sigel TO Mrs T. May.
nicl0stnman OF this city. n lifelong
ffionof the family. she describes the
declhhg days Of lor illustrious nus.
bands follows:
"hyou know. during the past few
yeauhe had become quito weak and
focbk but was not ill. nor did be- sui
Ter az pain; IL was a gradual wasting
awal of his strength and energy.
whldwns not surprisiug considering
the 1lellcctually active and strenuous
lie e had led. Whom. for the lack
OF stlngih. he was unable TO follow
bis rcustomod literary and other To-.
tollcaual pursuits hc dropped them
ono b one. apparently without regret.
LattI he would read awhile. thcn
sluukr awhile. What he seemed 10
oniq most was when would talk
to IN on AN sorts Of subjects. dis.
custeurront topics. and busy myself
aboa him lie wa supremacy happy
whc our daughter Leila was with
BIN Ono OF us always accompanied
hlmm hia daily walks. Whom he was
TOO oblo 90 take these wo went dry
nE nth him
III enjoyed the past summon ac
niue for tho vicinity Of our Bronx %
vouboauuul
"hr months he was unable to tails,
anylui liquid nourlshment Htill th'
end iamc an too suddenly; wo bad
not Bought OF u before. do Tel
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1902-11-21

desa. their Amazons and their swift
Atalantas in the athletic games, have
shown as how beautiful woman can
bo In the short ,unIc worn by the
youths. But no doubt even then old
folks mentioned n prehistoric time
whom girls were not so bold.
Probably the most notable case In
point Is that Of tho Justly celebrated
Maid Of Orleans. who. IKE a sensible
woman, whom she found herself In a
situation whore mems clothes were
not only convenient but necessary.
calmly wore them before all tho world
and was undoubtedly the secret envy
and admiration OF the quantity colned
and frockod dnmsols of the court.
The most interesting illustration OF
all. and one over which II Is a pleas.
ure 10 llnger, is that lovely plalntlye
company. the delight OF poets, play
wrIshts and noyellsts, the maidons
who through the evil chances Of ven.
goanco. war and especially OF love.
were driven 10 adopt the disguise OF
masculine garments IN order To wan
der forth into the wide world to seek
a refuge or to follow the fortunes OF
a cruel or distressed lover.
One can't help wondering In these
prosaic times why every one was so
easily taken In as 90 their sex, and II
they borrowed their clothes from a
younger brother or the faithful page
or II, with the eternally feminine
yearning for a perfect At, they went
secretly TO the tailor and had the most
becoming suit possible made to order
for the journey.
Small masculine touches are 20 be
found in each succeeding fashion and
no doubt were considered extremely
smart and daring by the ladies VINO
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1902-11-21
A SOLDIERS ENTHUSIASM.

climbed a high rock where 10 could
Wow the whole scene. lie occupied
his place unmlndful Of the bullets
which were huzzling like been around
ms. The rebels came on untll we
could acc thCir fncca and tbnn Goth,
eron ponrea The caniator Ihio fhcm.
n aiynnolng column was literally
t1rr pieces by them. Our hrion on
a '1ck became frantic In his demon
STATIONS Of delight. and as one Of the
battery section send a Hhrapnel which
moved down a long row OF Johnnles,
no swung his cap. and shouting 30
that the flying rebels could hear him.
sung out: "Bullc-c.e. Set 'eiu up on
the other alley"
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1902-11-21
ron The NOSE THAT is REO.
Simple Remedy Impaired BY French
phvslclan 20 Hln CountryvVomcn

Simple Remedy Impaired by French
Physician 20 His countrywomen.
A red nose is the outward and visit
bic sign Of something wrong inside
in nino eases out OF ton; but there
arc instances In which the red nose
OF femiulnity Is caused by merely To-
cal conditions that may be made 10
disappear by the use OF "a remedy that
n French physician has recently In
troducod 10 bis grateful country wom-
en-.
II is very simple remedy ana any
red nose not the result Of alcohol or
indigestion will fade into n beautiful
shade OF flesh pink after one treat
mont.
It consists OF ben2lnc A handage
OF gauzo Is soaked IN the liquid and
then laid on tho nose, care being
taken 10 avoid rubbing the skin or
causing any irritation that might tend
TO roddon A.
II tho cloth bo allowed TO remain
on the foah for a fow minutes. the
redncsa win disappear. and after that
the suspicious shine that succeeds
fiso oolor wa Alao diaappoar AND
there VIII be only the color OF the
natural skin.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1902-11-21
Cut in Man7ish Fashion,
~~.s~~es~
Unreasonable Peprodeh Of Garments ofNew
Woman How Her Sisters in Many Lands
Copy Mlheir Brothers Clothes

One Of the pet reproachcs made
against the new woman o. that In her
unseemly longing 20 stand upon the
same footing as her aforctlme lord
and master she invented the fashion
OF wearing garments OF mannish
cut
This Is most unjust, and she may
readily be proved guiltless Of the
charge BY a trnug Investigation OF
the fashions of ancient times and Of
conservative countries whore the poor
things are as uncmancIpated as pos.
sible rs their iorcmothcrs OF a thou.
sand years ago.
The Chinese lady. as every traveller
testihes, Is one Of the most modest.
retiring and conventional OF creatures.
yet she wears clothes almost exactly
like those OF her husband and broth
ers Indeed. In China trousers are
considered much more proper as feml.
nine garments than skirts.
The Turkish woman's dress Is iden.
teal with that Of the husband, who
keeps her so carefully shut away from
all newiauglod notions. and the Es.
qulmau woman clothes her little fat
legs In tight sealslin brceches fin.
ishcd Of with smart furtopped boots
The happy woman OF slam. who
has never been obliged to go in for
womans rights. having always been
as free as air and the equal Of any
man Of her acquaintance. wears like
every man In the kingdom, o square
Of cotton or silk curleusly adjusted
about the legs and fastened by tuck.
Ing two Of the ends through az the
waist In what travellers describe as n
perilously Insecure manner
Looking back 90 the good old times
10 which those who diaapprove of the
nov woman are so fond Of referring
very carly In the worlds history can
be found instances Of women adopt.
Ing mannlsh clothes when they were
suitable and convenient
The Greeks with their hunting god
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1902-11-21
AmIMv nroth,r,n ke,p.rl

While ignorance and vice exist
And there are hungry mouths 10 M
And when misforiune'a cruel twist
Has Htrnngled energy ana Will,
The truth ! oct myself 10 guess
Am l my brothers koepcri Yes.
I would not be- myself Lad not
My predecessors helped me out
My food, my clothes, my all I've got
Are others Eifta without doubt.
My obligations on me press.
Am 1 my brothers kecperf Yes.
A million minds have worked for zoe
Have piuokcd. with sorrow, from the
skies
The things take for understood.
They wresticd. I accept tho prize
The truth an natures tongues express
Am l my brothers Keeper Yes.
1 have a million dollars-say
/ have the mind 20 make them-p'r'aps.
For wealth or brain what mortal may
Accept the credit Sly chapsl
The gifts / have are nothinguesA.
Am 1 my brothers keeper Yes.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1902-11-21

n, following Is told by a Now
Yoer who wears Grand Army
bada; The boys OF tho iO7th sup
porid Cothercns battery az Ante.
tam AZ about the hottest Of the fight
~ lasmy mAsaed thomsolyes oppo,
NJ alr front, for 40 asaauit on Cob.
uen'spoaitlon. The battery was short
4 AMMUNITION. and 80 reserved their
ire, while throughout the whole field
Aolr was q hull IN the tumult The
nbels advanced In a solid mass,
With precision OF movement perfect
y beautiful II was a moment which
Hlod the nerves Of the bravost In
the meantime one OF our lads. bocom.
ng quite interested IN the AFFAIR,
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1902-11-21

The man from Philadelphia who was
sondlng registered letter from tho
Now York postonlce last week was
nstonlshed when the man az the win
dow pushed It back to him. and told
him TO write PA" on the envelope.
There are twenty-five Philadephias
IN this country" he said, and some OF
them are places OF Importance. a
woman from Philadelphia, KY was
much offended the other day when /
asked her n she Intended a letter for
the Pennsylvania Philadelphia. We
have a great deal OF trouble in this
way with Philadelphia tPonn) per-
sons. But there IRE others, Brook
lynites arc almost as bad There are
as many Brooluyns In the United
states az there are Philadelphia, but
very few pouona who live in the
borough acro tho bridge know it,
New York Times.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1902-11-21
BROKE THE ICE.

some years ago" said the gen.
ral. u went down into Virginia on a
uattor OF importance 20 the govern.
mont, and IN the course OF events
nned on Gen Benjamin Stoddert
Ewell, then president Of William and
Nary college. Ewol had been opposed
% secession IN 1861. but went with bic
state and fought 10 the end. After
NE war he advocated the election OF
Gen. Grant 10 the presidency, and he
and his brother captured In the last
year OF the war by Gen. Sheridan.
we're highly regarded by Grant
"Ewell had been president Of VII
lam and Mary college before the war
and took up the work again at the
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1902-11-21

The report OF Adj. Con. silas II.
fowler 10 tho national encampment
embraced the following figures OF the
condition OF the Grand Army:
Members In good standing as shown
BY report for June &c. 1901. 2G9,5O7:
error North Dakota report, II; error
Utah report 33; total 2G9.55l.
Gains-By muster S,0i9. by trans
fer 3.5l4; by reinstatement, S,sOs; by
reinstatement. delinquent reports. g.
CSC; total gain. 21007; aggregate.
i9s55s.
Losses-By death. $3.50. by honor
able discharge. s9l; by transfer, 1901;
by suspension. 5000; by dishonorable
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1902-11-21
GRAND ARMY MUSTER ROLL.

discharge, Sc; by delinquent reports,
$500. by surrender Of charter 6G5; by
error Florida, G; California md Ne
vada reports not received by wire 70
port net loss. 60; total loss. 3iLsi3.
Members in good standing June 30.
1902, 2GS.7i5; net loss for tho year.
$500. number remaining Suspended
June 80 1909. 2G.2l4; total number
borne on rolls. 1853; number OF
posts reported. 6.4iG. California and
Nevada estimated at last report. 95-
6.5ll; number OF posts delinquent for
the last term. l12; number Of posts
surrenderlng charters. O.; dropped
from rolls. 5.0GG.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1902-11-21

close Of the war. was sure ~ a vol
come from Ewcll lut whom saw that
the faculty was largely composed OF
wounded Confederate officers was In
doubt as to their feeling toward me.
when we met nj dinner, Ewoll intro
ducod me 10 tho professors as a friond
from Pennsylvania, aud one OF tho
professors said choerily. I an very
glad 10 see you SIR. am pait Penn.
sylvanlan myself lett tho whole OF
one les at Gettysburg That was an
ico-breaker aud there was no trouble
after that"
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1902-11-21

nlsh. with the exception OF the full
skirt
All Of which goes to prove that tho
trinity tailored woman Of to-day does
not exhibit reprehcnsibly aggressive
and independent spirit. but that she is
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1902-11-21

A new club Is being organized at
the town OF Kazan under the name Of
do Not Shake Hands" The orlglna.
tor is one OF the most prominent local
barristers, on meeting each other tho
members Of this club are not 10 shake
hands, but make obelsance. Before
ladies' the obolsanco Is 10 be- more rev.
eront and the bow very deep. II
handsome lady extends her hand the
club member Is TO touch Il gently with
his lips
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1902-11-21
OLD sADLeR's WELLS rHeArER.


Famous Playhouse Has Taken on New
Lease Of Life.
Many n rcgrctful paragraph has
boon written lately over the supposed
approaching demolition OF Sadler's
Wells thoatcr Tho sentiment, how.
ever. seems to have been wasted. for
Sadlar's Wells hoater. brought mp TO
uodorn requirements by am oxpendl
turo OF several Thousands has Just
rcon roopcnod. The thcator com.
moucod as a music house na far back
us 1853. and for moro than n century
the place was one OF the chief resorts
of fashion. royalty itself patronlzlng
the chalyhoatc spring discovered by
the owner In the late eighteenth
and early nineteenth centuries many
famous actors walked tho boards at
sadlers Wells. The Grlmaldls. father
and son. appeared there; Braham. the
famous tenor. sang there 10 his youth:
Edmund Kcan. Charles and Thomas
Dlbdln and Belzoni were an connected
vih the theator; and IN 1882 came
r. T.. Cooke, as the original William
IN "nincS Ey'd susnn." IN 1916 Sam.
vel Phelps resolved 10 produce all
shakospoaro's plays at sadlor's Wells
and for many years Shakespeare held
the stage there. Thirty OF the plays
were actually produced. and occupied
1000 nights; Hamlet ran for 400.
Then came n time OF closed doors.
until In 1879 the house was rebuilt and
opened by Miss Batoman. II has had
many vlclssltudos since then, and
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1902-11-21

Gen. John b. Gordon OF Georgia says
that one day he was strolllng over the
field Of a battle when he found one OF
his men. an lrishman. talking earnest
ly 10 a dead federal officer.
Faith" said the soldier Il am sorry
for ye. poor old fellss, but you don't
need those shoes; you're dead now,
an III Just take 'om."
Cen. Gordon said tho Irl8hman then
pulled on the dead mans shoes and
put them on hls own feet
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1902-11-21

In O hillcllmblug competition for
motor cars lp Mount Ventoux. near
Carpontras the stecpest hin road In
France, NJ Caucharl. the winner. com.
pleted 1891 miles IN q minutes II
seconds. The gradient IN places was
/ In 70. NJ. Cauchard used French
motor car Of 7O-horse power.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1902-11-21

Not always mil of lUnf nor even sptlngi
Nut endless nirht nor vet eternal day
The sldd,st birds season nnd to hng'
Tho toughest storm "a calm may soon
uinY.
Thus with succeeding turns Coo temper
eth ull
That man may hope TO rise yet fear 20
fall.
a chance mny win that my mischanee
WIS lost
That net that holds no great, takes lit
Gle nsQi
tn fumr thNgs an in All innings none
urp yrusHcdt
Few aii they need. but none have all
1hpN wish
Uumurlrd joys here 60 no man hcinll;
Who least. have some. who most hath
never all
Hobart soUthwol
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1902-11-21
GEN. sIoEL's LAST DAYS.

asleep 40 gently. softly The last
words Understood him to saf were;
Mamma. Il was we'll. all hns been
for the best. and then he left us.
1T was well that the universal sym
pnthy extended TO Ms In our borcavo-
ment carried our thoughts away from
ourselves 20 that ! hardly know how
the time has passed. Washington
Post
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1902-11-21
The Maid Of Orleans and the Envious
MaIdene

would have boon pleased 10 go much
further Genuine mons hats Ia every
dttail We're often worn. and IN later
times 90 seems 10 have been uniyer.
sally held that the riding habit should
have a masculine air.
In France. after the revolution, tho
fashionable cheyenne extended the
doctrine OF liberty equality and frater-
nifty 70 her costume, which was man.