New-York tribune., 1902-09-07
THE TALK OF TIE DAT.

Ten miles southwest OF Finday. OHIO, lies the
peaceful hamlet of Mount Cory. II is a model
utopia OF righteousness, according to The Kan
City Star" Seventy-ive houses compose the
village. and seven OF them are occupied by preach
of the Gospel. No saloons there. In the
winter the residents swap yarns by the side of the
friendly stove In the corner grocery and in
they white hickory sticks and cut their ni-
tals into the soft pine of the store boxes There Is
d Mayor. but brawers ever brought before
him. and his chief labors those Of notary
uniting two souls whose lives have flowed into the
course Of the other Years ago there Gala
boose. but the hut is used village pound
Miss Richly" pleaded the kneeling youth. tell
me, Is there any hope tor me?'
Il can't say. replied the poetical girl; you
might consult an insanity expert however -(Baltl-
more News.
a Pennsylvania court holds that driver of
wagon with ali curtains down TO keep out the rain
guilty OF contributory negligence. because he
only glanced out once i'll approaching cross street
see whether a was coming. The court de-
clares Is drivers duty to be the lookout for
an approaching car. and when on the street. to
continue look until the tack is reached.
Those cartoon artists always represent us as
being big and terrible. said the trust magnate,
while the public is pictured & out as puny strip
But they've got US big enough, haven't they?"
Wei, no said the hrst magnate. Il don't think
wouldn't hurt anything il they contrived to en-
large the public just little -(CIeVeland Plain
Dealer.
Rabbi Isidore Myers. OF San Francisco. in ad-
dressing a meeting of the Federation of Zionists.
gave a new Interpretation OF the design of the
American flag Most of his hearers were Jewish
immigrants largely Russians. He said: DO you
know why the and stripes are In the haSE
will tell you why. They show that America has
for those who oehaVe themselves anu stllPeS
for those who do not
You say your daughter is engaged to that young
YES I have at last given my consent to their
u hope he will prove that he is worthy OF her?"
He has already ! kicked MIN OUT three olilereht
times!' Yonkers StaleSihdh'
.arha ransr Times" relates the following Incl
dent. al asst Thursday splendid funeral procession
was proceeding from Honso to Shitaya In order TO
hurry the remains of Taroj Fukazawa the head of
the gambling den OF Hongo and Asakusa when the
policemen of the Hongo police station stopped the
procession and ordered that the funeral should not
+aka nIaca in such a splendid manner. as the de-
ceased was convict, whose term OF punishment
uas not yet expired The accusation was true and
tho bereaved family was therefore compelled to
carry out the burial service in stealthy way.
Hes thinking of branching out as theatrical
manager this winter; s..os s Tho. or. 80
o6 yes relative Of his & who died recently ri left
oSa1
MANS hirthpIace Treugier. Is bitterly denounced
~, tha por,an Catholic vicar of the town. who de-
scrbes Renan as the greatest insulter of Christ,
ths ,pfrocked blasphemer. who. like Judas. en-
cb.d himself by betraying his God and died in the
mire''
.oh, Major Bloodgore." said girlish gpsher.
..thev saw that during the war you were always
"CooIi'' 10 declared the major. Why; dear girl.
7 vaS CO cool that when shtvered people insin-
nated that | was trembling!'- baltimore heraid.
A curious means of moving boats is employed on
the River Elbe-a chain 2so miles long at the bot
tom of the stream. which is too swift to navigate
in fhe usual way The boats are $50 feet long and
provided with 200 horsepower steam engines. which
turn a drum fastened the deck. The chain
comes In over the bow passing along rollers 10
the drum, around which 1t is wound three times.
The chain is then carried to the stern, where it
drops back into the water. The steamers tow five
barges, containing LOO tons
II suppose YOU have a sincere love for the ap-
plause of your fellow mem
NO sir" answered Senator Sorghum: II do not
allow myself to oversstimate the passing paudits
of the tickle throng. II they'll listen to quiet per-
suason and vote my way theyr welcome to go
ahead and applaud anybody who Is willing to give
em free entertainments "-(Wa ashington Star.