Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1902-07-19
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Farmers wish they had more hands
and more hands"
It's now up to the grocers to produce
something startling.
Every day brings September one
day nearer. Think Of It!
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When t. Sc hospital people decide
to do something, they do it.
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Mr.. Seese resolves to be wary Of the
interviewer during the extra session.
Senator Harris ditto.
DR.. Ebright will have to decline in
vitations to ice cream festivals and
camp meetings during the races.
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Some folks are almost inclined to
believe that the pleasure Of picnics
is almost balanced by the aches
which follow.
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"A single man Is but lonesome
creature" said Mr.. o. G. Barber in
his address at Barberton Friday night.
1t may be so.
After hearing his address, Friday
night, no one would need be told that
Solicitor Il. F. Baker, of Barberton,
is O politician and a clever one.
| Why don't some one invent a hat
with an umbrella attachment? it
wouldn't have to be much more uli-
wieldly than the present fashionable
Panama.
1t will be less than a month until
Mr.. VIM. E. Waugh's annual season
of grouchiness. Hay fever begins with
him August Is, and has begun on this
day for many years,
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"If you could capitalize the mil
lions Of thoughts and guides to action
to be found in books, you would have
the largest and most profitable trust
extant" Mr.. o. c. Barber.
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The versatility of Barberton's Mayor
is proverbial and he can preside With
the same suave dignity whether it be
at Police court, a public meeting, a
dinner party or a merchants picnic.
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President Schwab has announced
that the assets OF the United States
Steel corporation amount to S1,400,-
100000, and that earnings are at tile
rate of $140000.000 per year net.
Fairly good. fairly good!
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| 1t has leaked out, after all, that MFR
o. G. Barber has warm spot in his
heart for Akron The overgrown babe
| to the south will please note that he
| is among the foremost in the ranks
to help the Tip Top City to one of the
finest hospital buildings in the state.
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j The Bulletin office had the pleasure
of, a visit from Hon. S. A. Lane. oi
Akron. Mr.. Lane is an old newspaper
man and his accounts of the experien
ces OF the long ago newspaper mel
are very interesting. Mr.. Lane II
!. 81 years of age, but bright as ever
Time has dealt kindly by him. ken
Bulletin. -
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i 1t is only human nature for people
to like hearing themselves talked about
especially II some of their bright do
ings are being described. This weak
ness ia apparent even in young chill
dren, and grows with age Ethel Il
an only child, and the. other day she
went visiting with her mamma. Dur
ing the visit mamma told little stor,
of one of Ethel's pranks that caused
everybody to laugh. Ethel enioyet
the attention attracted to her YER.
much. A few minutes later, when tn
incident had apparently been forgot
ten, Ethel stole to her mothers side
and begged, please tell them some
thing more about me, mamma"
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Auditor L. p. Sisler can also recal
story--if the day Is not too warn
During his recent trip West he hear
story on Chapncey Depew that tick
!. led him nearly to death. The stcr
is to the effect that Senator Dope,
y called upon friend, and during th
n visit n young son Of the host becam
livery. much Interested in sizing up th
!, visitor. 4 When he left, the youngste
, Inquired. Papa, who was that man?
The father told him and added. 'h
Is one Of the greatest story-tcllers !
the world" Not long afterward SenI
I tor Depew called again at tho san,
! home. This time the boy was read
for him, and met the distinguishe
. Chauncey at the door. "Oh, kno'
who YOU are he began. addressin
the Senator, my papa says your
the greatest liar in the world"
About the funniest thing that Pros,
cutor II. NJ. Hagelbarger has seen Il
a long time was noticed Thursda
while he was on trip with Attorne
Dayton A. Doyle to the latter's farm
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