The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1902-05-18
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correspondent OF the London Spectator tells how
young confess Irish priest in Lon
don whose experience Of the humors seow-coun-
tTymen would q book We'll. my man. sanr taa
priest and how do You your Eyiagg I'm an
ecrovhat. reverence The priest nozplusSei-
''I'H show We I name IN hracc OF shakes SAID
the penitent and in turaing himself in
side out in the approved acrohaic fashion IL
out CT the pews. An old who had followed him
te confession looked horrihea- Genes -
ny turn, Father. she gasped Fer love God
Put penanee OF ne Ike that il ud be the death O.
me-
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Clark Howell Of the Atlanta Constitution was ariv-
Ing with New York friend along roadway Georgia.
The northerner noticed that negroes along
the way took on their hats as the carriage passed
They seem to know pretty generals down here
he said his host
oh They cont replied the latter.
Then why do you bow
That" said Ar Howell is one Of the privileges
We allow the darkies down here"
Prince Henrys kindly consideration. fer Others is
shown in aneedote which Robley D. Evans relates in
his article Prince Henrys American Impressions
When the royal guest suite left the Hoher-oc-
the city OF New York blowing northwest gale
with rain and occasional IN order 20 make .hs
trip possible. the prince taken a navy
yard tug down 70 the battery. As the drew up
the landing. Prince Henry noticed long line OF car
riages all enclosed and the dripping facing
northwest Storm Turning Rear Admiral Evans he
said: Evans, please have carriages opened Il the
American people stand 10 see me can
surely sit in the rain them"
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They were making copies OF inventory lists when
doubt the accuracy CT the word jardniera
in the original copy. Miss Brown. called tie type
writer please spell .jardinier.' Certainly return
ed Miss Brown blthey. ''Ja-r-d-a-n-i-e-r-e.' oh l
don't think that second syllable is spelled dan Mr
Wyeth. VIII spell jardinere?" "J-a-r-d-i-n-e-r-e'
returned SIr. wyeth- The typewriter blushed Mr.
Wyeth is partner and its hard tell partner he
can't spell 7 don't think quite right she fsL
tered. Let's look in the dictionary" dictionary
was old edition didn't contain the word Sud
denly hope doomed the person OF the senior
partners He fresh from Harvard and the
entire office appealed to him through Mr. Wyeths say
dolph- Put the thing down as nower-pct." Which
they die.
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He had been boarding school to pay surprise
visit 10 his daughter. only child lie had parted
from her proud 10 be the parent OF such handsome
maiden pleased with the Innocence budding woman
hood The principal accompanied him TO the door
Madam, he said. with deep feeling 7 you much
for the manner in which you have my since
she has been under your When ] the con-
between the and some OF the girls
OF her age. who have had the advantage Of such
strict supervision. feel done wisely
in placing her in your charge"
And how proud YOU be said the principal
glowing with satisfaction TO be the father large
and devoted a family
''Devoted?'
Devoted to each other said the principal NO fewer
than o. Claras brothers have here during
the past week to take her out and she is expecting
other tomorrow.
Gsz ER
a good story is told Of an Irishman. patriotic
than clever, who enlisted in smart calvary
regiments The fencing instructor had experienced
rather difficult job in the OF explaining
the various Of using tire sword. Nov he said
how would you the If your opponent feint-
ed?' Bedad.' said Pat with cleaning eyes I'D Just
tickle him with the point TO see II he sharamng
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The case or trial was that OF for murder just
before the state closed its long sendcr-eeged
lantern Jawed individual called 20 the witness stand
He testified in brief that had murder com
mitted The lawyer for the defense began bis crossxam
nation The witness deposited his cheek a piece u
chewing tobacco apparently large the per
sons
You say" said TIE defendants lawyer. 'that yor
the homicide"
The witness ehewed deliberately carefully crossed
his legs.
crossed his legs
Yep. seen it," he answered
How far you away
It seemed at least two minutes before the witness
answered. during which time he chewed slowly and
crossed his legs three times.
Bout mile and a quarter" he answered.
What o day
Just dark. answered
DO you tell this jury said lawyer ris-
ing and shaking his finger at the witness that
could a murder mile and at duskg How DO
you expect anyone believe thatg"
The witness stroSed his chin lie chewed with
asperatug deliberation First he crossed one es
the other then shifted He crossed and rccrossed his
legs fully dozen times result o. the Tobacco chea
Ing He twisted about his chair. Finally vhen
sverybodys patience almost exhausted the witness
said.
I don't care a-n Tor this lawsuit. nohs~."
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