New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1902-10-10
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

Apropos % the eternal domestic question. an
English woman relates this experience. Il en-
gagged a maid named Pearl. and IS l simply
couldn't ask a Pearl 10 All the coal scuttle-happy
woman 10 have one TO hll'-or TO holystone the
Doorstep 7 said: 4 would rather call YOU b some
other name. Have YOU second oneF Yes To-
Piled the Gaulsel. brightly. my second name l.
OPAL So 7 stuck Pearl At one time l all
but enea ged maid named Hermione, but upon
asking her. Have YOU black dress white caps
and aprons she replied. scidly: Yes. ! have but
I'm not going 20 wear en- Ma didn't christen me
I.rm.oue Tor 20 wear livery
BY Troy Weight tell you" said the stranger.
"the con. problem hes grown 20 Do very serious
En- IS everyv.aere'' said the native.
II know: but in our town YOU can't get an ounce
OF il unless you have prescription Judge
4 herd OF from forty to Atty bunalo ranges IN
one o. the most inaccessible regions % Colorado.
Us existence has been known 10 a Few for years
Game Commissioner Harris Is one OF these HIS
herd has never been counted in computations Of
the number 81 buffalo left alive This band, of
which the Commissioner has known for nearly
twenty wears. g. of mountain bison The animals
aye ign prime condition. owing 70 excellent pastur
&c and uninterrupted life. Among the hidden
herd Is a great bull Of enormous bulk. thought
20 te the largest bison the continent The
home OF the herd IS a beautiful little valley OF
about forty thousand acres In the very heart OF
the mountains. Tn is entered by a narrow. almost
hidden. ass. Il IS the determination OF Game
COMMISSIONS Harris that no one shah learn Of
the location Of the herd until the government has
set aside all the land in the valley and around it
for Il grca- preserve similar, on a small scale.
Yellowstone PARK
Too Impetuous- Tess-why do YOU dislike him
Jess-Oh. he saws such hateful things He told
me last evening that beauty was only skin deep
Tess-And you Immediately proceeded to show
him how thin skinned you were.-(PhlladelPhia
Press.
Every spring and fan large numbers OF birds are
killed by the Washington Monument The city OF
Washington seems 10 be directly IN the route taken
by many Of the migratory birds in the fight be
tween tho North and the South. and twice a year
thousands OF feathered SonssteTs meet their death
by flying against the tall marble shaft In the night
Just the fall slaughter is at its height. and
every morning many birds to be seen about the
base OF the monument. The dogs and cats OF that
part OF the city have learned that the base OF the
monument is a good place to get early meal
in the morning without trouble. and many OF them
are regularly on hand. Most Of the birds killed
are yellow and black throated wsrhiers and small
thrushes
Anopathic Dose Of Brothers When Pre pre-: SSo
Carthage boy was SHOWN ms TWIN 81 osT csre
fully and then asked the old man: Paps' WY
didn't YOU get home9path doctor to ofhs EN-
-tKansas City Journal
lean Medicine" that the suburban dwelier shalI
breakfast upon trolley dining car. In order that
he may save the half-hoUr tor is II only ten min
utes i'm Chicago0 lost in breakfastng az nome.
By this plan the coming millionaire jumps out OF
bed. and boarding the trolley car. mas that MS
previously ordered breakfast Is ready for MIN. and
tv the time he has eaten II h. l. landed at MS
office ready for business But the physician ana
the ordinary human ruminaut must IN amazenent
ask. Why have any home at all: what Is the use
Of marriage and children. all the OLD tasnloned
WAYS. AMI all the ridiculous old things, such as
health religion. ethics. poetry. love, peace, and
the rest Why not have meals served I'm the office.
and supply ones self with patent desk which.
at the end Of the business day. by the push OF a
button. is transformed into a bed. II sleep Is
slow in coming under such circumstances. the
hypodcrmic man is the command OF the tele-
phone. When digestion fails. as It Is likely TO do
after few years of machine feeding chemistry
will probably supply all foods in predisested
state. and. anyway by that time the pile will
have been made. II 10 nos added that perhaps by
that time the great Psychologist Death. may nave
an important question TO ask
Varied Motives-"The NOrtonville News notes
that many OF the men We're out 10 the carnlVai TOT
pleasure. while others were accompanied oy thelf
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