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GOOD
Short Stories

Gladstone once said of himself; MY
mind is like market gardeners hand.
cart, full every morning OF fresh fruit
and vegetables. Those undisposed OF
at night l empty out and start with a
fresh stock next day"
At dinner In New York Andrew
Carnegie said: Il sometimes think this
would be an appropriate epitaph to be
placed upon my tomb; Here lies a man
who knew how to get around him much
eleverer men than himself
Not long ago, two enthusiastic an.
glers arranged fishing match to de-
eide the respective merits Of the worm
and the minnow as bait For hours they
sat patiently ON a bank without get
ting so much as nibble. At last the
proprietor OF the worm suddenly said
that he had got bite. and, jerking his
line out of the water, discovered at the
end OF It the other mans minnow.
which, having by this time grown hun,
CRY, had devoured his worm.
The other day, when the jury in a
murder trial in the Louisville courts
had retired to their room, the foreman
said: Gentlemen, this is serious case
we have to decide. A mans life may
be forfeited by our decision. How many
Christians are among usy' Nine men
raised their hands. "WiLl one OF you
prayg" asked the foreman, One of the
Oldest jurors said he would do his best.
All knelt. and a most earnest and i'm
preSsive prayer was offered. Balloting
was then begun. Several jurors were
in favor of life sentence, and Others
for terms as short as eight years. The
jury finally agreed on eighteen years.
One day last autumn Bennett Bur.
leigh, the noted English special war
correspondent. was encountered few
miles outside Pretoria by the volcanic
rhetorician, General Tucker. What
the --- are you doing out here
with that - thingg" asked the Gen,
cal, pointing to a kodak. which was
slung round his shoulders. We'll, sir"
promptly replied Mr.. Burleigh, Il was
intending to take some photographs;
but had known that was to have the
pleasure of meeting you should have
brought cut a phonograph." At this
audacity. it is said that even General
fuckers stock. of sulphurous adjectives
ran low.
1t is related that the only man who
ever got even with Cecil Rhodes in the
matter of personalities was little Ger
man clerk in the government office at
johannesburg Rhodes on this occa-
sion had to stand in line, and he didn't
like it. He had not been used to stand
ing in line in South Africa or anywhere
else. please attend TO me at once,
he said, Il can't wait" when your
turn comes, mister" mumbled the
clerk. "Confound you, sir; don't you
know who | am? I'm Rhodes" "Oh,
yes, / knew that; but that doesn't wor-
ry me-" was the unruffled reply. IF
you were in Cape Town, I'd have you
discharged in minute" roared the
Premier. Yes. l have heard that they
discharge people in Cape Town for do
ing their duty" answered the clerk;
but we amt in Cape Town. This is
republic"
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what tn Mear in RerIin.

Germany is perhaps the last country
where one would look for a Count
d'Orsay, but one has apparently arisen,
says the London Mail.
An enterprising member of the up
per circles" with an eye to commercial
ism, not long ago took very tastefully
furnished offices in the west end of
Berlin, where he gives advice as to
correct" and fashionable dress for the
male sex.
His name is not diyulged, but his sue
cess in offering "adyice to men regard
ing dress and toilet" has proved very
successful, as many of his clients de-
clare they have not sufficient time to
give to such matters, and are willing to
accept instruction as to the latest fash
ion.
His success has induced several la
dies of position to start similar consult.
ing rooms for fashionable ladies. In
these cases, too, no names are given,
the business being done by recommen-
dation.
To such an extent has competition
grown here that many tailors are ready
to attire good-looking men in the latest
fashions gratis in condition that they
recommend them clients. There are
also tailors and costumers who dress
people for fixed sum annually, renew
ing his clothes on certain dates and TAX
ing back the old ones.
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Our Working
Girls.

fiso 10 the most favored Il net always
fun OF sunshine. but TO the average
American girl or woman who IL obliged
20 work for her living, and, perhape
20 help others at home, life Is often ,
heavy drag In consequence OF illnesa
Women who work, especially thoaa
who arc constantly on their feet, arp
peculiarly liable 10 the Developments
OF organic troubles, and should par
ticularly heed the frst manifestations,
such as hackAchc, pains in the lower
limbs and lower part Of the stomach,
irregular and painful monthly periods
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Awsys Consistent.

She When are you going to give
me the money TO buy that new dress?
He-Next week
That's what YOU said last week"
eyes, and that's what say now and
am going to say next week. amt the
kind of man to say one thing one
week and another thing next week. ~
Tit. Bits.
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If you want to try sample of the
finest spices you ever used send as 5
cents in stamps with the name of your
grocer and mention this paper and we
will send you 10 cent tin of Monopole
White pepper or cayenne or ginger or
other variety you may select as sam
pie. We know it is only necessary to
get you to try them to make you be-
lever in Monopole. Address Wad-
hams & Kerr Bros, Portland, Ore.
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Explalnsd.

cit seems TO me-" said the young
housewife, there's entirely too much
water in the milk you serve" !"
SIT won't occur again, na'am." said
the foxy milkman. 'You see, the
farmers man has been giving the COWS
too much salt and ii makes 'em very
thirsty. The farmers got new man
now. "-Philadelphia Press,
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faintness, weakness, loss Of appetite
and sleep.
The young lady whose portrait we
publish herewith had all these symp'
toms. and in addition leucorrhoea,
and was cured by Lydia +. Pinkhama
Vegetable Compound First, she
wrote letter 20 Mrs, pinkham's lab
oratory at Lynn, Mass, describing her
trouble. received in reply accurate In.
structions what TO do TO get well, and
now wishes her namc used 10 convince
others that they may DO cured as she
was
The same helping hand, FREQ Of
charge or obligation, is extended, TO
every ailing woman in America. II
you are sick you are foolish not to get
this valuable advice, II costs you moth.
Ing, and she Is sure 20 help you. Don't
wait until IL Is too late write to-day.
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Statue of the Late Austrian Empress

Statue OF the Late Austrian Empress.
A bronze statue of a woman carrying
a parasol is rather unusual among
works of art, but such has recently
been unveiled to the late Empress of
Austria. 1t is situated in a small ma
tional park in Hungary, in which the
late Empress was fond Of hunting and
riding.
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vsn UnwelcOms.

Sandy Pikes-You don't look very
pleasant, pari. Did yer get Aand-out
at de last house2
Billy Coalgate--Yes, but de hand dat
cum was in de shape of a closed fist
Chicago Post.
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Sprinr Medicine.

''I see the doctor is sending bills to
all his patients"
''Yes; l suppose he thinks at this
season of the year they all need bitter
pills. "-Philadeiphia Bulletin.
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Cla,, IN Harmony.

"How's your music school prosper.
ing, Boomitt?"
"'First rate. I've just introduced a
novelty that ought TO take"
whats that?"
"a class in harmony for married
people. - Philadelphia Bulletin.
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Between Friends.

Enpeck-I understand your wife is
i'll.
Meeker--Yes; she hasn't spoken a
word for three days.
Enpeck-Good! You always were
a lucky dog.-Chicago News.
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Sh, DIdn'. Mean n

Clara--I had an awful time when
refused him.
Maud--Ilow do you mean9
Clara--Why, he took IL In earnest,
and l had to explain that ! didn't
mean II.
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Hlsh Art.

Miss Gush--Isn't her complexion
lovely2 It's like beautifully tinted
china cup saw
Miss Kostique-Yes; il certainly Ia
beautifully painted mug,--Philadel.
phia Record,
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Looked Reasonable.

"of course you lave your furniture
insuTed?"
'No; don't see the use OF It.
"Yonr Hat is fireproof, eh2"
''Seems to be. There's never the
slightest suspicion Of heat in IT,
Philadelphia Press.
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Fond Mother-There, my sons, |
have spent all the morning making you
some cookies like Aunt Mary's. You
like hers so much, What il the mat.
terg
Disappointed Boys--You never cut
'em ont with pail coverl
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There ara Different Kinds

Mrs. Newwed-Are You fond Of
sportsG
Mrs. Coyne--I love one.
Mrs. Newwed--Foothall
Mrs, Coyne--No; my husband
Boston Herald.
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An lndissstlbIe Man

Kitty But he is such an indigestible
man.
Jane-Indigestible?
Kitty-Yes; he always disssrees
with me.-Detroit Free Press.
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Too Thin.

Church Music Committed thought
you said you were fine bass? You
can't be heard ten seats from the or
gan.
Bass Well, isn't that fine voice?-
Boston Herald.
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"How many men owe their success
In life to their wives"
"Yes. And how many more men
owe their wives to their success in
life. Life.
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Wouldn't Suuand,r II.

Mr.. Hardfste-if 1 give you this
penny, my man, will you squander it
for drink?
Weary Walker-No, sir; I'll use it
to git new autymobile-my old ones
wearin' out.
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tnoth.r Point Of View.

Miss Elderly-Never in all my life
have lost my self possession.
Miss Flypp-But II some man had
asked for it doubtless II would have
been different.
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Crush.

'sThere was crush at the wedding,
l suppose"
"Crush9 Why, the ushers had to
form flying wedge in order to get the
bridal party up to the altar. Life.
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No Vacant Lot for fler.

He Darling, 1 love you. Will you
not make me happy by sharing my
humble lot with me?
Shells there nice little house on
the lot, Henry?-Boston Herald
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"you've lynched the wrong man.
cried the sheriff.
"Well," replied Alkali Ike thought
fully, sits great piece Of luck ehat
We didn't find it out in time TO spoil
the fun
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Cause and Effect.

John" she said to her husband,
who was grumbling over his breakfast,
"your love has grown cold"
"No, it HASN'T" he snapped, "but
my breakfast has"
That's just it. If your love hadn't
grown cold, you wouldn't notice that
your breakfast had Philadelphia
Press.
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Al PhiIIins Rrooks, House.

The Phillips Brooks house, at Cam
bridge Mass, now has 800 contribu-
tors, representing not only the United
States, but England. France, Turkey,
Japan, China and South America.
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Proof Conclusive.

Bobbie-Grandma, kin l pull out
one of your white hairs?
"Yes, dear"
Bobbie tgleefully) - There, stree!
The Bible does lie. There aint no
number on this one.
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An nOnOred Name.

Remember" said the impressive
person, "that your ancestors have left
you an honorable name"
"Well," answered the titled youth,
ruefully, cit is all right on visiting
card, but it isn't much at bank. -
Washington Star.
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Diamefer nr Jupiter.

The diameter of Jupiter, according
to Professor T. j. J. Sees new deter
nlination. is S8,203 miles; that Of Mars
Abs miles, and that Of Mercury 1851
miles.
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If you should have occasion to scream

IT you should have OccuslOn 10 scredM
for help, could you make yourself
heard any considerable distance? The
writer of this had nightmare recently,
and dreamed that he was being robbed
He screamed for help. and boy sleep.
ing in the next room did not h'ar him.
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A Sleepy Job.

Friend-What are you going to do
with the alarm clock?
Salesman-Taking it down for our
store.
Friend--0ut of order, eh?
Salesman-Not at all. | just get it
to go off at the closing hour. Our store
don't advertise, you know.-Philadel-
phia Press.
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EAT& Permanently Cured. No fts or nervousness
HttO after first days use Of DR. Mines Great NervV
RestoreF Send for FREE 81 90 trial bottle and treat
ise. Dr. r. H. KLINE Ltd gSl Arch St.. PhlAae phia Pc
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Ask -FOUR De9Aer for Aliens F0Ot-Ease,
A powder. 1t Cures Swollen, Sore. Het Gallons
Aching, Sweating Feet and Ingrowing Nails. Makes
new or tight shoes easy. At all Druggists and shoe
stores . cents Accept No substitute. Sample
Free Address Allen s. Olnlsted. Leroy, n y
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Curious to Know.

The Baehelor-Why, I've just
reached nay prime.
She What delayed you? - Smart
Set,
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Mothers win find Mrs. Winslow's Sooth-
ing Syrup the best remedy to use for their
children during the teething period.
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Piso's Cure is the best medicine we ever
used for all affections Of the throat and
lungs.--WM, 0. ESDsLEY, Yanburen. Ind.
Feb 10. 1900.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1902-05-15

Hamlin's Wizard Oil is an old remedy,
and like an old friend may be depended
on. 1t cures pain.
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Short-SIghted German Students.
No fewer than 81 per cent of Ger
man students are short-sighted, states
Prof. Cohn of Breslau.
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Hoods EGrSdpdritLG
and Pills

Which thoroughlycleanse the blood,
expelling all humors and building
up the whole system. They cure.
Hoods sarsaparilla permanently cured J. G.
Hines, Franks NJ, OF eezema, from which he
had suffered some time: and Miss Alyina VOL.
ter. Box 2l2. Algons. Wis, of pimples on her
face and back and chafed skin on her body, by
which she had been greatly troubled. There
are more testimonials in favor of Hoods than
can be published.
Hooeys &arsaRariIa Dr0HsIs0s 20
care and keeps fhe pronsfse.
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Oregon Blood Purifier is
rightly named, because it purifes the
blood and tones up the body.
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EruptionS

Dry, moist, scaly letter, all forms
Of eczema or salt rheum, pimples
and other cutaneous eruptions pro-
ceed from humors, either inherited,
or acquired through defective di-
gestion and assimilation.
To treat these eruptions with
drying medicines is dangerous.
The thing to do is to take
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1902-03-25
French and American sports.

The great trouble with this country
Is that it takes its amusements toe
seriously. century or so ago duel.
ing was all the rage here, but SO many
were killed by too enthusiastic indul-
gence in the sport. that laws were
finally passed prohibiting it. In France
however, it is still one of the leading
sports, and the list of dead and
wounded resulting from it in year
over there is much less than our list
of football casualties for one season.
-Syracuse Evening Herald.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1902-03-25
Sym pathetic.

A son who went west and entered
politics was at last elected to con-
gress. He was naturally greatly elat-
ed and. wishing >his parents to share
his good fortune, he sent the following
telegram to his father, who was an
honest old farmer back east:
Have been elected to congress. Your
son. John"
few hours later John got the fol-
lowing reply from his father:
I'VE all feel sorry for you. Advise
us how we can help you.
Your Father
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1902-03-25

A couple of years ago the Union Pa
cific Railroad Company offered prizes
for the best articles on the subject:
Can the Firm and Ranch Products of
Colorado Be Doubled. and If So, What
Would Be the Effect Upon the Busi-
ness of Denver? The three best arti-
cles are published in pamphlet form.
For copy and some account of what
we have done in the vicinity of Ro-
meo, in the sunny San Luis valley, in
The way of practical demonstration
of this subject. write to Zeph. Chas.
Felt, 1O2 Boston building, Denver,
Colorado.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1902-03-25
Fatality.

When ! began business said the
plutocrat. YEARLY, 81 made vow that
whenever l earned an even million
would quit
why. you've done that, many times
over, long ago." said the other man,
yet you are still accumulating''
That's the curse of it. Whenever
think I've made the even million | find
on figuring it up it's either little
more or little less, and I've got to
renew the struggle"
And he sighed heavily
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1902-03-25
In the Wrong Department.

In the millinery show room of one
Of the large department stores in Phil
adelphia customer inquired of a
saleswoman what they charged to
clean feathers.
'Ten cents apiece" was the answer.
"Oh, I could never pay that price!"
gasped the lady.
How many have you? If you have
sufficient number we might make u
reduction in the price"
why, | couldn't count them, for
have two beds full
Needless to say she was in the
wrong department.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1902-03-25
A Modern Tnntalus.

What's de matter wifi Mistuh 'Ras-
tus Pinkly?" inquired one of the bellies
of the parlor social.
Hes heap O. trouble" answered
the other. Did you eber hyuh bout
de 'gemman in de school book dat was
stahvin' wifi victuals in sight?"
"Yassindeed.
We'll. dat's de position Mistuh 'Ras-
tus is in. He's been 'p'inted janitor to
a poultry show
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1902-03-25
Pleasant Country Neighbor.

Mrs. Waldo (of Boston)-I have @
letter from your Uncle James. Pene-
lope. who wants us to spend the sum
mer on his farm.
Penelope (dubiously)-Is there any
society in the neighborhood?
Mrs. Waldo-I've heard him speak CT
the Holsteins and Guernseys. l pre-
sumo they are pleasant people.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1902-03-25
SLIGHTLY NYiXed,

PIof Won Schroller, the representa-
tive from Austria at the recent Eng
lish congress of tuberculosis, stimulat-
ed the interest of the members in the
proceedings by saying:
"The work done by this learned na-
sembly has exceeded rly most sangu-
inc expectorations.'
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1902-03-25
Pictorial bul11or
He Knew Better.

But two" protested the young man.
"can live as cheaply as one"
The old man looked at him pity
ingly.
Before young man marries," he
said, "he ought to have little ex
perience."
"In what way?"
He ought to bring up family of
girls, and then he would gain an ap-
proximate idea of how each individual
woman adds to one's'expense account "
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1902-03-25

How are you getting on with your
new house, Maude?" "Oh, just splen-
did! Harry is letting me select all the
colors for the parlor. drawing room,
dining room, and bedrooms, and after
he gets some money he's going to see
somebody about building it."-Balti
more News.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1902-03-25
Gets the Benefit

'Dey amt no two ways erbout it,.
Mistah Jackson" said Charcoal Eph,
as he passed the syrup, wen er wom-
an mahries er man 90 bettah or TO
worse, she mouty soon fin out she
gettin' de benefit OBJ de alternative"
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1902-03-25

"Now, my poor fellow, don't spend
this nickel on whisky" Madame the
suggestion that | would drink five-cent
whisky is an insult to my taste. This
nickel is going for the last payment on
canvas back duck l bought in 1893"
New York World.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1902-03-25
The Mark of Genius

Ascum-What's that boy OF yours
doing now?
Poppers-Hes got JOB in the bank
and he's going to be president of that
bank some day.
Ascum-Bright, Ell?
Poppers-Well. sir. he can sign his
name so nobody on earth can make it
out
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1902-03-25
Making Them Fit.

Mrs. Borden notice you got new
suit of clothes to-day.
The Boarder-Yes; but they're too
loose.
Mrs. Borden-Well. you can send
them back and get that altered.
The Boarder-Pve got a better
scheme. I'm going to look up a good
boarding house.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1902-03-25
UnincntIon.

Sectional lines are vanishing. Soon
there will be no North. no South, no
East. no West"
Yes; suppose it's only a question
Of time until they get up corporation
big enough to own the whole country"
Puck
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1902-03-25
S25 to California.

Daily during March and April. the San
ia Fe will sell colonist tickets from Den
yer, Colorado Springs or Pueblo to Cali
ulars by calling on or addressing J. p.
Hall General Agent Santa Fe. Denver.
Colorado.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1902-03-25

eight months from suppressed men
situation, and it effected my entire
system until became weak and dcbil-
itated, and at times felt that l had
hundred aches in as many places. I
only used the Compound for few
weeks, but it wrought change in mo
which l felt from the very beginning.
/ have been very regular since, have no
pains, and find that my entire body is
as if it was renewed. / gladly recon-
mend Lydia Il. PinlSham's Vegc-
table Compound to cverybody."-
Miss ELIzABETH GAME, GO w. Division
St., Fond du Lac, Wis.-J5ooo forfeit n
above testimonial Is not genuine.
At such a time the greatest aid to
nature is Lydia Il. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound. II prepares
the young system for the coming
change. and is the surcst reliance for
woman's ills of every nature.
Mrs. Pinkham invites all
young women who are i'll to
write her for free advice. Ad-
dress Lynn, Mass.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1902-03-25
RnnsIn tho Family.

Your meter doesn't work." said the
gas man as he estimated a bill.
THAT misfortune seems to run in my
family" remarked the householder.
"My son-in-law Is in the same fix"
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1902-03-25
Muturlng Early.

Holden-Tedmore seems to be quite
a bright fellow.
Grant, should think SOL. He is
ABOUT as smart chap as you'll find
In days travel. Why, he's had tie
appendicitis, and he isn't 22 yeti"
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1902-03-25
ApprecIatlon- A

Clerk-Mr. Shipper was in while you
were out; he said he'd call again to-
morrow.
Proprietor-Very kind of him.
Clerk-But he wanted TO collect
bill.
Proprietor-Very kind to say when
he would call.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1902-03-25
TO YOUNG LADIES.
From the Treasurer of tho
Young Peoples Christian Tenn
perance Association, Elizabeth
Caine, Fond du Lac, Wis.

"D.rAR MRs. PINKHAM:-I want to
tell you and all the young ladies of tho
country, how grateful l am to you for
all the benefits / have received from
using Lydia T.. Pinkham's Vege-
table COmpound. L suffered for
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1902-03-25
Quits.

HE proposed to her as joke
"Yes?"
We'll. she accepted him. He does
not regard himself as humorist any
more
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1902-03-25
Had Him There.

view Years gif. Marse William!'
why didn't you come around on
Christmas?"
did come, sub; but you wuz SO
full, you didn't know what day it wu:." "
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1902-03-25

Though n man may be entitled to credit
for his ability to avoid work he is sell
dom able to obtain it at the corner gro
Gerry.