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Woodville Republican., 1902-11-08
WORD FOR WORD.
Tue Reporters Complied 60 the Letter
VITA iks wishes Of the
Speaker.

II i not q new plant among legislative
and oilisr lcqusci0us 3o1ies that the short
ha1d report IS not al that il should oe,
but Il the reporters side j. less frequently
presented it l. not because there Is moth
ing 70 be said. A member q committee
found fault, % the CAristian Endeayor
World says, with the way their speeches
were reported; his own, in particular, were
scarcely recognizable when seen IN print.
He did not want bis speeches cut,
neither did he want them embroidered.
lie wanted them 10 come out in the paper
exactly a. he made them. SO did the mem
Der who spoke next, Whereupon the short
hand writers retaiiated, with this telling
result
The rep0rters-ought not to-the re-
porters ought not TO be the ones to Judge
Of what Is important-not 70 say what
should be left out-but-the member can
only Judge OF what is important. As +
a. my speech-as-as the repOrts-as what
! say Is reported sometimes, no one-no-
body can understand from the reports
what 1t is-what | mean. Soft strikes
met has struck me certain matter5-
things that appear Of importance-are
sometimes left out-omitted. The report
er-the papers-points are rep0rted-I
mean--to make brief statcment-what
the paper thinks Of interests reported"
Woodville Republican., 1902-11-08
wELL-FATTEEED FOWLS.
Their Flesh should lie Permeated nv
Fat Rather Than Surrounded
by Layers of Fat.

To properly fatten q fowl is 6
science, That fowl Is not properl,
fattened which has a large amount OF
fat In layers under the skin and
around the intestines. Around the
intestines u may be, but the flesh
should be rather permeated hy fat
than surrounded by fat. The flesh
should be evenly infiltrated BY fat.
Fat should not show through the skin.
nor should there be any fat under the
skin 20 show, no matter how thin the
skin may be. In France well-fat.
tened bird Is one that has good sun.
ply Of flesh over the back. When TINT
Is attained the buyers feel certain that
the breast meat Is In good condition,
as fat more readily aecumulates on
the back than on the breast. To fat.
ten birds properly requires food rich
In nitrogen 0s we'll as carbo.hydrates
II also requires some attention ia
breeding, as the quality to fatten prop.
erly must be inbred ia very con.
siderable extent. As yet we have
done little along the line of tietermin.
Ing What breeds fattenimest perfectly.
Probably In each breed will be found
strains of fowls that have the desired
qualities. Before long, experimental.
uon will without doubt be made along
this line. The result should greatly
improve the quality Of the fattened
fowls we see in our markets. Farmers
Review.
Woodville Republican., 1902-11-08

and are hinged OF - to the stud.
ding.
d d d are the foosts. 6
y Z are the dropping boards, six
inches below roosts.
j r r + arc strips OF wood four
inches wide and haIf-inch thick
that hold the rooats and dropping
boards together.
q Is a pulley fastened to . rafter
overhead.
II II b rope (one.half inch) fast
ened 10 the roosts and passing
through pulley (G).
| II a trough mt back Of boards,
six inches deep and v-Hhaped. There
IL also a lath nailed all around the
edge Of boards to keep the droppinga
from falling 10 the floor.
Now 20 operate. In the morning
when | feed and after the birds are
all OF the roost pull rope (H) and
lift the roosts and platform alto.
gether The droppings roll back
and down into trough QJ. from
which they can be removed In less
than half the time by the method OF
scraping
The roosts are fastened up all day,
which induces the fowls 10 work and
not roost all day. Neither Is there
anything In the way fastened to the
hoor, and ] Use the entire house for
scratching shed In cold weather.
ny untying the rope and unlocking
At the back all may be carried out
OF the house TO be painted or burned
for sermin.--L q. Householder, In
Poultry Keeper.
Woodville Republican., 1902-11-08
SURE OF APPLAUSE.
sarah Had a Nasal TwnnE, But she
Was Going 10 Receive One
Good Hand.

That the theatrical claque is not confined
20 playhouses was demonstrated beyond all
shadow OF doubt to the teacher who was
drilling the pupils for the exercises in one
OF the public schools, relates the New York
Times
The unresponsive bit Of femininity over
whom the amateur "eoaeh" worked re-
joiced in the name Of Sarah.
When Sarah began to talk all her vocal
organs took joyful holiday aud retired in
favor Of her nose In vain the teacher
begged and implored Sarah still chung 70
her monotone. Then the teacher threat
tened,
Sarah" she said, "if you don't try tc
DO better you will fail utterly and then how
will you feel"
"Oh, they'll applaud me, Miss Brown,
returned Sarah, easily. my mother j,
goin' to give my little brother Andy ter
cents, and if he don't begin clappin' tn,
minute | sit down he's goin' to be tsrapped
within an inch Of bis liie."
Woodville Republican., 1902-11-08
YANKEE coHTRIvANcE.
Roests and Dropping boards AR
ranged ia = way That saves
Lots Of Hard work.

have several little Yankee con-
trivaDces that ] have never seen used
BY others. and ! will describe one,
namely, my roosts aud dropping
boards, u which send you draw
ing;
A A are the two by four studs at
back OF house.
B 3 are hinges of the old-fashioned
hook and eye pattern and long
enough 40 that the dropping boards
do not coIae within six inches Of the
walls Of the house Nn
& G are sides or frame Of roosts
Woodville Republican., 1902-11-08
\ MESS ROOM GOSSIP.

Thirty-eight thousand swords have
been ordered BY ckili from a German
| firm.
Soldiers thrice found guilty of drunk
ennes 10 one year will be summarily dis
missed from the army.
Kites are 20 be substituted for the
balloons now used on hoard Russian q
war vessels for observation purposes
Men going down in the new subma.
rines for the first two or three times
become almost stupefied by the strong
run fumes Of the gasoline used in propeli.
Woodville Republican., 1902-11-08
Michael Angelo Dischnrged.

One Of the stories told by the genial and
delightful Eugene Field was about the pro.
prietor Of western theater, whose knowl-
edge of art and literature was extremely
limited. Inspecting the improvements at
the beginning OF season. his attention was
attracted by new drop curtain.
Summonlng the stage manager, he in
quired What's that picture, anyhow
'fhat," replied the stage msnager, "is q
scene after Michael Angelo"
'Well, Mikes no good" growled the pro.
prietor. Give him his salary and let him
60 Philadelphia Ledger.
Woodville Republican., 1902-11-08
DANGEROUS KIDNEY DISEASES CUREl
Pern-na Creating National Sensation In tlle Cnre
Of Chronic Ailments Of the KldAeys.

the escape Of serum from the blood
feruna stimulates this kidneys q
excrcte from the blood the accumu
inting poison. and thus prevents Che con
yulsiens which are sure to follow II the
polsons nre allowed 10 remain. II gives
great yigor 10 the hearts action and al.
Eestiye system, both of which are ant Il
fall rapidly in this disease.
Fernna cures catarrh OF tho kidneys
simply because IL cures cntarrh wher.
ever located.
~ you DO not derive prompt and sat.
isfactory results from the use of pernns,
write at once TO Dr. Hartman. irving 4
inll statement Of your case and bo VIII
be pleascd TO give you his valuable ad.
vieo gratis.
i Address DR.. Hartman, President az
Tho Hartman Snnitarium, Columbus
Ohio.
Woodville Republican., 1902-11-08

Diekn-'I say, Harry, can you change .
hye.dollar bill for mel" Harry--"I gness
so lpEodncine the notesl .yes. here Won
are Dick Thanks, old ehappie. when
! get fve,dollar bill will hand ii 10 You.
% long Boston Transcript.
Woodville Republican., 1902-11-08
self-Acting Fame

New York Drummer--I see a Philadel.
phia man woke up the other morning and
found himself famous.
Chicago Drummer Well, that was
snougb to make him famous, wasn't it?--
Yonkers Statesman,
Woodville Republican., 1902-11-08

Robbins-I didn't think you had any idea
Of marrying the widow. ' 'O'@
Newlywed-I didn't; it was an idea Of
hers.-1Smart Set. wa "a
Woodville Republican., 1902-11-08
Difference m Derree

what Is the difference between mono
logue and dialogue, pag'
IA monologue, my son, is a mans wife
talking to him and a dialogue is his wife
and her mother talking to him. Town
Topics.
Woodville Republican., 1902-11-08

Little Colds" eglected--thousand Of
lives sacrificed every year. DR.. Wood s
Norway Pane Syrup cures little colds
cures big colds, too. down to the very verge
Of consumption.
Woodville Republican., 1902-11-08

The footsteps of our ioreEathers have
been followed in 50 much, and by such
crude, sloppy statesmen, that il is not al.
ways easy to decide which way they point,
any more Puck.
Woodville Republican., 1902-11-08

!. "Dr. August Koenig's Hamburg Breast
Tea writes Mr.. +. Batsch, Of Horizon
Wis., enabled me to get rid Of an obstinate
coughi we feel very grateful to the discoy.
erer OF this medicine
Woodville Republican., 1902-11-08

,,Dar's no good in kickin' case every rose
hab It's thorn, said Uncle Eben. EFF dar
was only les. thorns wifout no roses, it 'ud
pc snmpln sho' nough to complain about.
---Washington Star.
Woodville Republican., 1902-11-08

Years Of suffering relieved in a night.
Itching piles yield at once to the curative
properties of Doan's Ointment. Never
sails, AZ any drug store, 80 cents.
Woodville Republican., 1902-11-08

Possibly frankness would not seem 20
brutal if we were more accustomed to it,
indianapolis News.
Woodville Republican., 1902-11-08

Putnam Fadeless Dyes produce the bright
est and fastest colors.
Woodville Republican., 1902-11-08

Diphthoria relieved in twenty minutes.
Almost miraculous, DR.. Thomas Eclectric
Oil. AT any drug store.
Woodville Republican., 1902-11-08

Dress does not make the woman, but it
often breaks the husband--Chicago Daily
News.
Woodville Republican., 1902-11-08
where II Originated.

Dc, not believe Piso's Cure for Consump
non has an equal for coughs and cods.--J
+ Boyer, Trinity Springs, Ind, Feb. Is, 1900
Woodville Republican., 1902-11-08

1t doesn't make any difference how some
people do ,things, they always get them
wrong. Indianapolis News
Woodville Republican., 1902-11-08

one trouble with the pursuit of happiness
y = saat other people 10 get in the way
The Farmington times. [volume] (Farmington, Mo.) 1874-1902, 1902-05-29
FOREIGN ISrELLiGEScE.

NJ Luubst and the ear Of Russia, ut
banquet after a military re'irw in
81 Peter burg ERy the tie between
France and Russia Euarantees the
peace 81 Europe
Il 3. said that Turkey is near % total
bankruptcy
The residents ~ Martinique fear
total destruction " the island and are
fleeing to ncighboring islands by ship
loads Tho volcano IN 81. Vincent Is
again active and islanders are taking
refuge In Kingston.
4 financial crisis is facing Cuba.
less than $1,000 600 in the treasury and
customs receipts falling on. President
Palma suyA the republic must live with.
IN IT, income.
Relieved from duty In the Philip.
pines Gen Lloyd Wheaton was praised
hy Gen. ChnHee, who called the sol
dirrs' attention to bi- good record.
81 tho aRc Of ~ years Edwin Law
renee Godkin, former editor ~ The New
York Evening Post. died ui Hrixham,
South D,HCnshiTc. England
4 dispatch snyH TINT the arrival NJ
the United states cruiser Topeka az
Port au Prince had a pacifying effect
un Hayti
Activity nf Mont prlrc h n menace
60 the entire island uf Martinique
There has been further loss Of life
and conditions border on utter panic.
A London paper declare that peace
In South Africa Is practically assured.
In the Cuban house ~ representa-.
tires "a bill will be introduced prorid-
ing pardon for all Americans confined
In prisons on the island.
The Farmington times. [volume] (Farmington, Mo.) 1874-1902, 1902-05-29
RoosEvELT's MILITARY STYLE
yeiopsa by the Strenuous
Prestasnt.

There Ia manifest dlsposltlun
among the republicans at the national
capital TO rebel against the leader
ship Of Ar. Roosevelt. who. under our
political system. Ia cx.oficiu leader OF
the party to which he u indebted for
bis election.
10 the matter Of Cuban reciprocity,
as to waich be was especially cm-
phatic and peremptory, his party In
the house accepted his leadership only
with the greatest reluctance, and
then with such reservations as 20 make
1t little better than no leadership at
all, says the Chicago Chronicle.
In the senate, where the republicans
are In q great hurry 10 get home be-
fore more exposures of the necessary
effects Of the imperial policy make
their party prospects more dismal. it
appears tn bs the case that In selecting
the muasurcn ~ 81 must be put
through IN order to save the credit ~
the party the Cuban bin has been left
out.
This Is the more significant. because
the strenuous leader In iss white
house has proclaimed his purpose Co
recon,ene congress Immediately In tx
ira session in ease II shall be 80 CON
tumacious a. Ca adjourn without sat.
isfartury Cuban bill
Whatever the sentiment may be us
10 the merits Of Cuban reciprocity and
AZ 20 the duty Of the United States In
the matter. and whatever may be the
influence of the beet sugar trust, Il Ia
evident enough that there f. a prevail
The Farmington times. [volume] (Farmington, Mo.) 1874-1902, 1902-05-29
A WEEKS HISTORY
The Important Happenings Of a
Week Briefly Told
IN ALL PARTS OF THE UNION
All tho Latest News of Interest from
Washington, From the East, the
West and the South.
IN ALL PARTS OF THE UNION
THE LATEST FOREIGN DISPATCHES
rIFrr-snyENrm coNanrsr.

BEFORE consideration uf the Philip
pine bill Wat resumed in the United
States senate ON the 2Ift resolution
was adopted cong the rcpub.
lie Of Cuba on It, cnirY into the fam
tly II independent nations, and the
secretary ~ state VI. directed TO
transmit the resolution TO the presi.
dent 81 the new republic. The omni-
bus public building bin carry iur total
of S2i,2as.;ao, was parsrd Considera-
ton ~ the immigration bill was begun
In the house. The principal tperrh
was by Mr. shattue tOhiol. chairman
ot the committee on immigration. lie
was especially severe in o, eundemna-
ti"n "f the manner in which immi.
Rrant6 are introduced through Canada
and by Canadian railway and steam
thip corapauiCs
F, Senator Ioar (Mass1 made re-
ssaRrkablc speech In the United States
senat~ on thr 2sd ON behalf ~ the Fill
pinos and sMoppositi6n tn the pending
bill. A bill wis introduced by Sena.
tor Lodge providing sioOoo00 Tor the
removal ~ the hattleShip Maine from
the harhor % Havana and tho recovery
~ the bodies loHt In the house discus
sion of the immigration hill was re
Fumed and the amendment offered by
M Underwood tAla.l requiring an ed
uentiJRal TEST FOR immigrants - ihis
country was adopted
The Farmington times. [volume] (Farmington, Mo.) 1874-1902, 1902-05-29
THE SHIP SUBSIDY GAME.
@epahiicnnS See the Mistake of Fsrs-
inE the Job URon the RrIart-
ant CsuntFy.

When the Morgan steamship trust
was formed, II Mas expected that the
great railroad companies carrying
frcights to and from the Atlantic sea.
bond were behind the arrangement.
IL Is this colossal combination of rail-
road and steamship lines that will die
tate rates Of freight not merely from
the seaboard, but from the wheat and
corn fields Of the far west. II was
the fear that they would be cut out Of
their share Of ocean carriage or
driven to disastrous warfare of com
petition that compelled the Hamburg
American and Bremen steamship com-
panies to sacrifice their independence
and enter the combination. IL g. nu5s
announced from London that the rail-
road and steamship alliance II ap-
preaching contamination.
Yet In the midst nf tht arrange
ments, says the Philadelphia Reeord,
the advocates uf steamship subsidy
are stil insisting on the passage uf
the lianna-Fryc bill. and the house
committee on merchant marine ~
holding daily sessions TO consider the
rropricty Of favorahly reporting the
bill. The inerednious farmers Of the
west are still told that subsidy "a nee.
essary In order 90 enable American
shipownsrs TO compete with Euro.
pcnnH, and thus lessen the cost Of
frcights for American exports This
Is said while s.merican ship companies
have entered into an alliance with the
same Europeans, under the leadership
Of an American fnancier, to prevent
The Farmington times. [volume] (Farmington, Mo.) 1874-1902, 1902-05-29

ing disposition among the republic
aus Of both houses to les ths presi.
dent know that they are not disposed
to tasc orders from him A. to legisla-
tiyo~poliry.
No doubt he Is less bigoted proteo.
Zionist than the most of them. and
they may be actuated largely by q de-
sire =" punish him for his more liberal
leanings.
But there is reason tn believe they
ARE actuated In a much greater de-
gree by resentment aroused hy his mil
itary style of laying his commands on
the legislative branch of the govern
mcui and hi- threats ~ punishment in
case Of dbobcdienre OF orders.
Mr. Roosevelt has developed the
qualities Of a military dictator rather
than :hose of political leader under
a republican government. and a pretty
strong expression of resentment IL no
more than natural and is likely to pro-
duce rather wholesome effect.
The Farmington times. [volume] (Farmington, Mo.) 1874-1902, 1902-05-29
DESERVING MARTINIQUE.
Large Numbers Of Inhabitants Of
Martinique Seeking Refuge
on Other Islands.
BUSINESS GTFORT OE FRANCE IS UPSET.
MINT PeIce HAS Become soFsew hat
aHiet~r--The Capote River Ran
HInE Hot wRter--AhhivaI Of the
French GoNernmsat Relief Coma
salaatSn.

Fort DE France. Island NJ Martini
iqur, Thursday, May 22.--At five
o'clock thi- afternoon the sky was
clear and the population was calm;
but despite this favorable change In
the situation, many families left Fort
he France by the French steamers
Versailles and the VILE Bc TRngrr
for the island ~ Trinidad and for
Cayenne, French Guiana. This, with
the 200 persons who have gone to
the island of GuRdcloupc, and many
oihcrs who have A. uEht refuge at
st, Lucia and other islands, has les.
Scned the population considerably.
Besides these, some 1000 people have
left for the southern parts Of the is
land of Martinique, where 5000 ref.
ugess have nov assembled. This de-
srrtion Of Fort dc France has result.
ed In the Reorganization Of many
trades. A number Of bakers hare
been compelled 70 close their stores
owing 90 the fact that their employees
are among those who have fed.
The French cruiser Tnge, having
Admiral scTvan ON board, arrived
here this evening. She reported that
Mont Pclec now presents more assur-
ing prospects. The clouds Of smoke
leaving the crater mingle with the
clouds in the sky aud do not have
the threatening aspect they formerly
presented.
A new crater has formed in the VI
ciuity OF Aioupa Boullon.
a locality known as CamRe Trianon
b. causing n good deal Of anxiety at
present.
The Cqpote river Is running with
hot water
The French cruiser D'Asras has ar
rived here from nrrSt. having ON
board the French government relief
commission and large supplies Of
money and provisions.
The French cruiser Tagr left New
Orleans May II with money and sup
plies for the Martinique sufferers,
contributed by the citizens Of New
Orleans.
The Farmington times. [volume] (Farmington, Mo.) 1874-1902, 1902-05-29
PROM MAsnINErnx.

In Washington blind Chaplain NH
burn WIS sirTk by runaway horse
HttAchr4 ~ a buggy. The large toe
~ one foot was cut on.
4 compromise mas oecn reached hy
the senate Cuban committee and tn
Cuban bill can now hc passed without
trouble. The house Dill. providing 20
per cent. tariff cut. ~ the most favored.
The president, nt the uuyciling ~ the
Colonial Danes monument IN Wash.
ington 20 soldiers 81 thr Spanish war.
said the United staiss had redeemed
its promise 10 Cuba Ca the letter.
Tho French delegates to the Rprh.
Rmhcau statue unvciling were wei.
coined by President Roosevelt and
cabinet and paid visit to Mount NcT-
mon.
\ senate Philippines committee was
Gold 10y bishop Thnburn that Amcri-
Cnn occupation of the islands was an
act NJ God and should be continued
The Farmington times. [volume] (Farmington, Mo.) 1874-1902, 1902-05-29
HEALTH AND BEAUTY HINTS

Nothing benefits the scalp which ID
F,runc to dandruH more than system
atic maEsnge. which starts and keeps
In order the circulation.
A well-known authority INSERTS
that whenever the annual eonsump-
tion of walt falls below 20 pounds per
head Of the population the public
health Ia likely go suffer. In regions
of the earth where salt IN srarrc
article. Il ls regarded as substance
of great value. salt starvatlen In, IL
Ia way, a. distressing IN thirst or
hunger, although IL shows itself In .
different way,
Puffy places under the eyes most
frequently signify some sort of Md
ney ailmnnt, Half the women do net
drink enough water to keep a canary
bird hesishy, Tea, coffee aud ehoco.
late win mt take the place cf =atcr.
Make n practise 10 drink big
Klassfui halt an hour before each
meal and another one two heurx aft
cr se~h meal. anil the puffy pl=res
will not only ysnish hut yunr eom-
piexi0n viii be elesref md ruur xus.-
erHl hssltk msseh imprvsed.
The Farmington times. [volume] (Farmington, Mo.) 1874-1902, 1902-05-29
PRESS COMMENTS.

The Hanna presidential boom
may be handled now without any dan
ger Of explosion.-Cbicago Tribune
(Rcpl,
However. there Is F0od-si1ed
chunk OF President Roosevelts party
that Il Is distinct honor to have alleR-
ated.-Detroit Free Press.
--Rcpubllcan papers are busily an
nouncing that the ship subsidy bill Ia
dead. The people VIII not be deceived
by that trick. IL has been laid over
until after the congressional elections,
and that is all.--Indiauapolis sentI.
mel.
--Republieans are trying 60 keep
In the middle of the road. But they
will fnd Il hard 10 keep straight and
strong In the middle west. where good
republicans are openly declaring that
the tariff Is responsible for the trusts.
". Y. Weekly.
The conduct Of the war in the
Philippines will be decisive factor in
the campaign OF 1901, unlesa In the
meantime its iuhumanity is disprovet,
or those accountable for any atrocities
have been summarily dealt with.--Chi-
eago Record-Herald tRep.).
There is something touching In
the spectacle of Mr.. Hanna roosting
on the white house steps in the chill
gray Of the morning awiting ab oppor-
tunity 20 importune che president In
behalf Of Rathbone, the convicted loot
err Of the Cuban postal system. Times
change. Mr.. Hanna once commanded.
Chicago Chronicle.
----Freer trade II really the cry.
And that must come. The case was
put so clearly aud convincingly by
Mr. Mckinley at Buffalo that the
longer the country ponders the sub.
ject the stronger the demand II for
such changes In ths tariff schedules
40 viii bring them In accord with
the times. The period Of exclusive
ness is past" Free trade, properly
so-cailed. Is neither possible nor de-
airahle, but freer trade Is now one
of the most pressing necessities of
our national welI-lsasngs Washington
Star (Iiepl.
----The beef trust and the dairy
irrss could not keep The retail prices
..f ment and butter at their present
essortionaic height II II were mot fpr
the feneing In Of the bone market
Ger Them by the import duties. so
that 10 fact tho daily food OF ths
Americen people Is taxed much more
heavily than that Of the British. The
chief difference u that the british
food aaxcs win yield revenue thss n
necded 10 shs government; our food
tassa yield nest tu nptlsing to The
government ard simply bleed the
peorta 10 fstten fhe trusap.r--1x
Louis postsDtspstch.
The Farmington times. [volume] (Farmington, Mo.) 1874-1902, 1902-05-29

The evangelist, ira y. Sanl.cy. Joined
the Presbyterian church In Brooklyn
lie says the change Is not due Ia dis
satisfaction with the Methodist church
hut was made because he desired IA
worship with his family.
Fire swept away the bradbury pianu
factor, IN New York. the loss being
$500. .OO0.
In gnle the schooner Helen An.
Hustn, bound from Stunington. Ne.
for New York, was lost. and Cant.
Moore and crew ~ six men per
ished
In New York The PRESBYTERIAN gen
rral assembly adopted the creed re-.
vision report with two negative
votes.
in brooklyn. \. T., 1000 Hebrews
started riot over high meat prices.
wrecked several butcher shops and
poured oil un meat.