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Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1902-03-27
The Week News
Local and Personal Happenings
in and About the City.
La Grip il prevalent in the city.

La Grip is prevalent in the city.
Call at Lille f. Cohn's for millinery
J. w. Morrow was a passenger fo
Portland, Tuesday.
7. o. Borg handles Washburne
strnged instruments.
Send a copy Of the New Year edition
to friend in the East.
Full line Of legal blanks at Portland
prices, at GAZETTE office.
Quick delivery and clean groceries is
where Hart 4 Blake shine.
FOR SAILS fine residence lots.
inquire Of A. Abra hamsick.
For all kinds Of watch and jewery
repairing, call on F. o. Borg.
We fill mail orders promptly and
guarantee our work. =. o. Borg.
Finest stock OF millinery ever brought
to IIeppner. Residence OF Lille f.
Cohn.
Hart & Blake, the grocers are now 10
Gated in their new quarters in the new
Slocum building on Main street.
T. 0. Borg has just received a large
supply Of Banjos, Guitars, violins and
all kinds OF musical instruments.
Easter eggs at The Far store, decor
ated in novel and handsome designs.
Proceeds for benefit Of Episcopal church.
\ light snowfall Sunday night was
quite a change from the sprin9hke
weather that has prevailed for some
time Snow at this time Of year is
beneficial as it odds to the store OF
thi- fall.
Howard : grocery store il very pop
ular place for the purchase OF supplies
It's handy where you can get ANYTHING
you want.
firppnet' . Leading business men are
most outhaaa-uc over group OF mines
situated about hty miles from that
place. tac ore they s. am averaging $50
to the ton NJ Forward, of this city,
received some specimens a few days
since aud had them Assayed by t. Drew,
who sayr u VIII - $-40 to the ton.
lhev were located by y. h Staiter
and am lue others Interested IN them
are kheA aud /. W. Ayers OF
liePpner -palies Chronicle
cn,. u kL ha Marrow county
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Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1902-03-27

Attorney W. H. Wilson and
Douglas Dufur, Of The Dallss are
in the city.
Night Policeman p. G. Creswell
went to Portland. Saturday, for
treatment at the Good Samaritan
hospital.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1902-03-27

Nasal Catsrrh quickly yields to treat
ment by ElyIs Cream Balm, which is agree
ably aromatic. Ii is received through the
nostrils. olcanses and heals the whole sur
face over which !. dif'uses itself. Druggists
sell the soc. size; Trial size by mail, 10
cents Test it and you are sure TO continue
the treatment
Announcement
To accommodate those Who are partial
TO the use Of stomiIers in applying liquids
into tho nasal passages for edto'rAo! trou-
hlei, the proprietors PrePsr. Cream Balm In
liquid form, which will lie known a. Elys
Liquid Cream Balm. rrice including the
spraying tube 10 a. cents. Druggists or BY
mail. The liquid form smbodies the med
icinRl properties Of the solid preparation.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1902-03-27

4 car in u train on the o. X. X y
while running, twenty-five milss west uI
Pocstello. caught fre ficm the heating
stove. MANY Of the passenEe.. los,
thsir hsni baggage The burning car
Was cut ont from the tram and the pas.
ssngers we're accommodated IN the
other cars. Tlrv were mostly home
seekers
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1902-03-27
DIED.

klNSMAN In this city, Thurs
day morning March %, 1902, at
2:4S O'Clock. Mildred. the iufant
daughter of Mr.. and Mrs. J. II.
kinsmsn of this city, aged l6
months and IA days.
Funeral services will I've held at
the NJ. +. church, South, Saturday.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1902-03-27
Hoods Jdrsdpdrilld
and Pills

Make the blood pure, vigorous and
rich, create appetite, give vitality,
strength and animation, and cure
all eruptions. Have the whole family
begin to take them today.
Hoods sarssparilla has been used In
our family for some time, and always with
good results. Last spring was all run
down and got = bottle OF 1t, and as usual
received great benefit" Miss BEULAH
BoYcE. Stowe, W.
hoods sarsapariiia promises .
cure and keeps the promise.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1902-03-27
X. & BROWN LfGHOHN~-

F4r the seaepu will sell eggs tom
NV best birds al II per II. | have some
fine biris Call and see them.
~ 81 MRS. WILLIAM GORDON.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1902-03-27
Stops the Cough
and works off the Cold

Laxative Rromo-Quinine Tablets cure 3
cold in one day. No Cure. no Psy.
Price - cents
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1902-03-27

~ sna.i ,uthor.'y ID. w..li,
ps.gon'an.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1902-03-27

N-~-. r.f.si. n. w.tiy or.sc.s..
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1902-12-02
An EHSay on Rain.

I'm a general way l approve Of
rains" said the grumpy person when
he reached home after a drenching.
They are a fine thing when they come
decently and in good order'-as he
placed his umbrella where it would
drip on the parlor carpet-"but l want
to go on record right now"-removing
his soggy new hat and saturated coat
las declaring 1 am opposed TO these
rains that begin on the day before yes
terday and keep coming"-gazing at his
eight dollar trousers, which resembled
dishrags. 1T wouldn't be so bad" he
resumed as he took his shoes or and
let the water run out, IF it rained
straight down, but when 1t rains zig
gag and up and crosswise and catacor-
ners it's time TO protest. A dod gasted
day like this has no right to be on the
calendar'-and so on until he got to
bed.-Exchange
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1902-12-02
EPlGRAMS IN DIALOGUE.

The following bouquet" is picked
from various plays, successful and 9th
erwise:
Nothing can work such havoc as a
fool.-"Sowing the Wind
We may scale q mountain only to
trip over q mole hill.-"Queen's Favor
itc."
Those who wait for other mems
shoes must tread roughly sometimes
Alone"
Life's like baccarat. Chance gives
the cards. We Only play what's dealt
us.-"John DunfOrd, NJ. T."
Joy, joy-one cannot touch joy every
day. One must take things as they
are.-"Pelleas and Melicande."
Wrinkles. you know, my dear, are
the diary of woman's life in cipher
His Excellency the Governor.
In a woman's word book Il hate
you" often means Il like you" That's
worth remembering. THE Terma-
CANT"
Ladies. like bills Of exchange, are al
lowed a little grace and, unlike bills Of
exchange, are much pleasanter to meet
Her Own Rival"
suppose honesty's like the gout 1t
runs in certain families for several gen.
erations, and then it skips a genera
tion.-"The Rogue's Comedy"
Oh, isn't there one perfect world out
Of all the millions, just one. where
everything goes right and fiddles never
get out of tune?-''The Masqueraders. J"
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1902-12-02
The Strain on Parents.

"What is mohair, mammyT asked
Sally Peterson Jones, looking up from
her slow perusal of the newspaper and
keeping her place on the page with a
dusky forefnger.
Nanny Jones began to rock faster.
you know wat hair is, / s'pose, dom
your? she inquired.
"Oh, yas'm." responded Sally prompt
ly.
''Well, den, does you know wat a mo
is" asked her mother rocking still
faster.
Nom" admitted Sally with great
reluctance
well, chile, you can't spec me to
take de place OBJ a natchel hist'ry OBJ
animals fo' you" said her mother calm
", allowing the rocking chair to slack
en- its speed Wen you've hunted up
de mo in one oh your schoolbooks an
know jes' what he looks like, come to
me, an III 'splain de rest But chillen
mus und'take some work on dere own
eddication. shorely. 'Tain't right 10
payrents to do 1t all"
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1902-12-02
HE WORKED THE BANKER.
How IA Clever Merchant Killed Two
EirdS With One Stone.

!
Eirds With One Stone.
Recently wealthy merchant in Par.
is who does an extensive business with
Japan was informed that n prominent
firm in Yokohama had failed, but the
name CT the firm he could not learn.
though he was most anxious TO ascer-
tain whether it was the one with which
he did most Of his business in that city.
He could have learned the truth by
cabling. but instead he went to the
man, we'll known banker, who had
received the news and requested him
to reveal the name of the firm to him.
That's a very delicate thing to do
replied the banker, for the news is
not official, and if l gave you the name
1 might incur some responsibility"
The merchant argued, but in vain,
and finally he made this proposition:
Il will give you" he said, "a list of
ten firms in Yokohama, and will ask
you to look through it and then to tell
me, without mentioning any name,
whether or not the name of the firm
which has failed appears in it Surely
you will do that for me-"
Yes" said the banker, ''for if do
not mention any name cannot be held
responsible in any way"
The list was made. The banker
looked through it and as he handed it
back to the merchant said, THE name
of the firm which has failed is there" :"
''Then I've lost heavily" replied the
merchant, "for that is the firm with
which | did business" showing him a
name on the list.
But how do you know that is the
firm which has failed" asked the
banker in surprise.
"very easily" replied the merchant.
"Of the ten names on the list only one
is genuine, that of the firm with which
did business. All the others are fcti-
tious."
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1902-12-02
The Montehore Family.

The late Sir Moses Montefore, the
grand old man" Of the Jews, the mod
ern Moses bringing thousands and tens
of thousands out Of bondage and power
ty into the land of peace and plenty
and really he had his reward, rounding
out his century in fine shape, his spir-
itual eye not dimmed nor his natural
strength abated-was once taunted
with being a descendant Of the murder
ers Of Christ He said nothing at the
time, but called on his accusers next
day with a chart Of his pedigree, show
ing that the home Of his forbears, the
"old homestead" had been In Spain for
over 1000 years. about 200 years before
Thirst was born.-New York Press.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1902-12-02
AN ENGLISHMAN'S WIFE.
She L. Really Her Husbands Business
Partner and Acts 1t.

Wn England" says Ainslee's Maya
zine, "a mans wife is in reality his
partner. and whether or not the two
are in harmony with each other in af-
fection in all material things they rec
ogniZe that their fortunes are irrevoca-
bly, bound together, that the interests
Of both are quite identical and that
each has just as strong Il motive for
making things go we'll as has the other,
since they share equally the labor and
the reward therefrom. They may have
their private disagreements, but they
front the world together. The wife
takes the keenest interest in the most
minute details of everything that af-
fects her husbands welfare. She
knows his income to a penny. She
manages her household as chancellor
Of the exchequer manages the nations
outlay, so that the annual budget shall
not only avoid deficit and shall accu-
rately balance, but so that 1t shall
show a surplus. She will practice
rigid economy if necessary, and in do
ing so she will feel that she is merely
carrying out her share Of the marriage
contract. 1t is the mans part to make
money; it is her part to help him save
it. She plans nothing for herself apart
from him. She cannot think OF him as
in anything apart from her. If he is
in political life, she enters into his am
bitions with intelligence and zeal. She
will write his letters for him and en-
tertain his constituents. She will study
the bluebooks and teach herself to un-
derstand the public questions with
which he has to deal, so that she may
discuss them with him and follow his
career intelligently. She belongs TO
him. in fact. as he belongs to her.
There is not much display of sentiment
in an English household after the first
year of married life has ended, but
there is the bond of common interest
which grows stronger every day and
every year and which gives to man
and wife q unity of purpose and OF
feeling that will beyond comparison
outlast the cobweb tissues Of emotion
aliSm."
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1902-12-02
THE NEED OF COURTESY.
1t Is to Business and Society What
Oil Is to Machinery.

If young people, especially in small
towns, would form courtesy clubs or
graft this idea upon existing organiZa-
tions, it would result in great advar-
tage not only to the young people be-
longing to such associations, but also
to the towns themselves.
We find Z great many men and wo-
men side tracked all along the path
Uays of life because they were not
taught the value of good manners and
of q fine. gracious courtesy in their
youth. The result is that they have
grown up hard and coarse and repul-
siye in manners ard have not been able
TO win favor or attract trade or busi-
ness. In other words, their bad man.
ners and repulsive ways have kept
them back and handicapped their ca
reers.
1t is astonishing how fine manners
and politencss in children develop into
ease and attractivenesS in manhood
and womanhOOd. Other things being
equal the employee who is selected for
advancement is the one with good man.
ners, fine, gracious demeanor, good
presence. These qualities are the best
kind of capital even better than
money.
Everywhere we see young men and
young women drawing big salaries
largely because of their superior polite
ness. The fine hammered are wanted
everywhere as superintendent, as
statesmen, as travelling representatives,
as clerks, as private secretaries or as
credit men. In fact, agreeable depOrt-
ment is the one Indispensable quality
sought after everywhere.
There is nothing else which will so
quickly open the door to opportunities,
to society, to the hearts of all.
Courtesy is to business and society
what oil is to machinery. 1t makes
things run smoothly. for it eliminates
the jar and friction and the nerve rack
ing noiSe.-SGcceSS.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1902-12-02
A GOOD CHANGE TO BUY.
But He Hadn't the Nerve to Pay the
Price Demanded.

But He Hadn't the Nerve to Pay the
Price Demanded.
4 handsome bachelor Of Baltimore,
we'll known in social and educational
circles, acknowledges the truth Of the
following story: lie was driving with
4 very pretty and attractive young wo-
man when OH the outskirts of the city
they met Il lad Of about twelve years
leading by chain sinEularly ugly
but finely bred bull terrier. The pretty
girl went into raptures over the dog.
and her escort determined the animal
should be hers.
Say. sonny" he called. what will
you take for your dOs:'
"NawthinS." replied the lad.
Nonsense" cried Mr.. Blank. Here's
So for him."
"No, won't. This here dog amt for
sale"
Ten" said Mr.. Blank, and then,
growing desperate, fifteen, twenty"
But the owner still refused.
All the time the conversation was go
ing on the youth, altnouSh IdihLHS ~
the man in the buggy. kept his eyes
fixed on the other occupant OF the vehi-
Gle. and at last he said gravely:
II don't want yer money, but If you'll
just give that lady there a kiss you
may have the dog"
Mr.. Blank was speechless. He stared
at the boy an instant and then put the
whip to his horse. starting him of at
run.
The story goes that a mile was gone
over without word being spoken
when as the horses rapid gait became
slower as it turned down a country
lane the pretty girl turned ever so
slightly and said shyIy, "Oh, Mr.
Blank. why didn't you buy that dos"-
Baltimore Sun.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1902-12-02
LIKE TO BE YOUNG AGAIN?
Yess Well, Here Is One Man Who
Would Rather Be Excused.

1--WE all say that we'd like to be
young again. but | doubt if we really
mean it." says Harvey Sutherland in
Ainsiee'S. wed like to have as good
health as we had when we cast our
first vote, and we'd like it if we didn't
have to visit the dentist so often and
so extensively But if it came to the
point that the genii bounced out be-
fore is and sulkily grOwled: What is
FEa wish? l will obey, and the 9TH
II saves of the lamp l fancy we
should study quite awhile, with many
'Why-ah, let me see now before
we plucked up the courage to blurt
out. Make me twenty-one again
Because, you know, you haven't
any too much sense now, with all
your experience of the world, and if
you were twenty-one again it would
have to be in mind as we'll as in body.
The mind is what the body is. It
seems 4 terrible price to pay for a
new set of teeth and an undiscrimiuat-
ing appetite. What? To walk again
that weary, tortuous road; to discover
again how many kinds of a fool and
q failure one can be, and not half try
either; to have to take over again all
those terms of old Professor Expert
ence? Huh-uh! Not for me. You
may if you like. Even if l could start
anew with what l have learned Of
life which would come far short Of
what | should really need, it seems to
me that it would be bore to have to
sit through the performance again.
l suppose if ever there was a success
full man. q lucky man, it was Martin
Luther, and yet when the electresS
of BrandenburG wished him forty
more birthdays he told her he would
sooner give up every hope Of heaven
he had than spend forty years more on
earth. To be sure, he would have had
to spend them in Germany, but that's
a detail"
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1902-12-02
Mans influence.

The only responsibility that man
cannot evade in this life is the one be
thinks Of least. his personal influence.
Mans conscious influence when he Is
on dress parade, when he is posing to
impress those around him. Is woefully
small. but his unconscious influence.
the silent. subtle radiation Of his per-
sonality. the effect Of his words and
acts. the tribes he never considers, is
tremendous. Every moment Of life he
is changing to q degree the life of the
whole world Every man has an at
mosphere which is affecting every 9th
er. So silently and unconsciOusly Is
this influence working that man may
forget that it exists--W. G. Jordan
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1902-12-02
u.,.r,a, For n whole Chapter.

Have you-aw-ever thought what
you would DO" asked the literary for
eigner as his cable train entered the
tunnel. If this structure should cave
in when you were about half way
through?
Often" replied the Chicago man.
Il should demand the return Of my
nickel"
And the literary foreigner made a
memorandum In his notebook BE had
discovered another interesting peculiar
Tty In Americans.-Chicago Record
Herald
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1902-12-02
FRENCH THRTFT.
Examples FO1nd In the Parks and
Open Squares Of Paris.

Examples FOsnd In the Parks ana
Open Squares of Paris.
There is no better place to study
French frugality than In the parks
and open squares Of Paris Go TO one
OF the secondhand fairs held on tho
outer boulevards. What in other coun-
tries would be cast aside as useless ts
here exposed for sale. having been
carefully sorted over b. raspickers,
whose sole support Is the rubbikh
which you see-broken china, bits sf
glass, pieces Of stone, old nails, old
pots and pans, old shoes. old combs
and brushes. Does a woman need a
cup? Has she broken saucer? For =
cents she can replace them. Is her lock
broken, her key lost? Behold theu-
sand from which to choose. The poor
students may end their books. mothers
their children's shoes, says Donoboe's
Magazine.
Each house in Paris Is provided by
the city with large box. Into this the
servants throw all that Is not needed
by the family. whether Of food or raj
ment. Every morning the chiffoniers
or ragpickers are privileged to search
through these boxes before the con-
tents are carted by the city to distant
fields, where the refuse Is employed In
fertilizing the soil From the homes OF
the wealthy the poor receive many Ar-
ticles Of real value. Fifty thousand
ragpickers. say the statistics, realize
$4,000 daily from their pickings.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1902-12-02

l have just returned from New York
and other points East where [ have been
buying goods for the Holidays and also
throungout the store. The finest for HoI,
iday will be ofexceptional interest as they
are very numerous, and will comprise some
very exceptional novelties, Some of which
will be rare pieces and in fact most of them
entirely exclusive. In addition to this line
we will show some very interesting and en-.
tirely exclusive novelties in Table and
Fancy linens. Handkerchiefs, Umbre LA.
Furs, Silks, Rugs, all of which were especi.
ally selected for the Holiday season.
These goods are now on their way here,
and will announce their opening soon, when
we would be pleased to have one and all
call and see them.
The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1902-03-15
Men and Measures at Washington.

During the present session of Congress
the Saturday Evening Post, of Philadcl-
phia. will contain bi-wcckly articles ON
National affairs by the former PoStmas-
ter-Gcncral. Honorable Charles Emory
Smith.
In Men and Measures at Washington,
Mr.. Smith will discuss the great legisla-
tive and diplomatic questions of the day,
explaining the news of the week and Civ
ing Il clear presentation of National poll
cics and politics. Mr.. Smiths long fami-
liarity with public affairs, his shrcwd
political insight and his brilliant literary
style combine to make these papers of
unusual interest.
The lighter side of Washington life, the
amusing happenings, the current gossip
and bright sayings are found in new
department, entitled A Woman's Wash
ington. These bright letters are by the
author of The Diary of New Con-
CHEESEMAN'S Wife,
The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1902-03-15
Excitement In Wilmington.

A broken brake chain caused car on
the Delaware Avenue line of the Viii
mington City Railway to run away Sat
urday afternoon down the hill on Market
street, from Fourth to Front, and at
Front it collidcd with several wagons,
wreckng them and injuring five persons.
The injured We're w. Thomas jefferson,
colorcd, left leg broken; James Cham
bcrs. colorcd, badly cut about the face,
head, body and legs, and injured inter-
nally; J. Howard Morris, of 1913 Mar
ket street, back sprained; Water Inspec-
tor Thomas VI. Culbert, right arm cut by
flying glass; Miss Mcndenhall. hand cut
by flying glass.
The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1902-03-15
Danger of Colds and La Grippe.

The greatest danger from colds and la
grippe is their resulting in pneumonia
If reasonable care is used, however, and
Chambcrlain's Cough Remedy taken, all
danger will be avoided. Among the tens
of thousands who have used this remedy
for these diseases, we have yet to learn
of a single case having resulted in pneu-
monia, which shows conclusively that it
is Il certain preventive of that dangerous
malady. 1t will cure cold or an attack
of la grippe in less time than any other
treatment. 1t is pleasant and safe TO
take. For sale by r. b. Frazer. Elkton,
Maryland.
The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1902-03-15
HOWARD HOUSE.

l.. Anderson. Lewes. Del.
II. G. Duval. Baltimore.
ii. Il. Van Dyke. Philadelphia.
Edwin II. Brown. Centrcvillc.
James \. pcarcc. Chcstcrtown
II. Allen Fisher Philadelphia
j. a. Padf"ld, Dover Del.
DIR. w. Ashbrook. Wilmington
ID. G. Fluharty, Baltimore.
f. j. McGovcrn, Albany, \. Y.
X. a. Short. Boston, Mass.
Prof. j. u. Lee and wife, Reading. Pa.
William Create, Reading. Pa
Harry Howard, Chesapeake City.
Frank Howard. Chesapeake City.
w. o. Crawford, New York.
w. S. Jewell. Philadelphia.
Charles $. Cherry Baltimore.
J. G. johnson, New York.
Mrs johnson, New York.
G. w. Benncr, Philadelphia.
G. M. Hammond, Milford, Del.
w. G. Nichols, Philadelphia.
John j. Hartford. Philadelphia.
Walter Aiken, Warwick.
q. Devalinger, Middletown, Del
DIR. Fl. f. Reid, Baltimore.
William n. Johnson, Baltimore.