The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1902-12-21
FUN OF THE WORLD.

which Is 10 the credit Of the utoscope and Lady
AIaxin's ingenuity Sir Hiram and Lady Maxim were
staying southern watering place. When time
pay bin leaving. the asdlord looked ask
the proffered check knew the name but had
evidence the signer the owIer OF 81 And
Sir Hiram had not enough cash IN his pocket 70 the
Then Maxim invited proprietor go down
10 the pier. in certain slot and look And
h living picture Hiram hring Maxim
in the presence the shah Persia That
elusive
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generally the with people who have nothing
TO worth hearing conoeited drummer talked
evident disgust of number OF his drummer
friends who dining at country hotel when cheese
was served it OF decided lively brand mach the
delight Of the irTepresble- He attacked with
gus'o remarkins: I'm Ike samson staying them by the
thousand Yes" replied a qufck-wed diner end
of the table. and with The same weapon. toe
During its European tour the Barnun < Bailey circus
vent through eight houses and nineteen
languages as il is in this con-
said Teddy Hamilton the celebrated press agent
the show 10 secure car for our advertising force by
buying eighteen irst-class tickets the
town in Germany the railway station
FOR The tickets The military Official stared
him a He had never heard Of such q sale
Of first class tickets small place mentioned only
small percentage OF the travelling public goes
class Haven't them. said he Just then two women
came mp ana wanted 10 buy first class tickets the
station. he told them he didn't nave any. He began 20
he suspicious of American conspiracy against
He pulled down the shutters and closed the office
without betaying any intelligence Then he
the tickets he used. the o'clock train. said
man. Then o'clock and / VIII have them
for YOU said he without sign OF humor II dispo-
matte Intervention get
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\ young boy who had served with distinction IN
naval engagement in The civil board the sunboat
ottawa and IN another captains messenger.
commended a cadetshp the academy az Annap-
ellis. This appointment President Lincoln was glad To
directed to report for examination
f Irr1x h.
discovered that he could be admitted
he had reached the required mis-
day occurring in the following September The boy was
greatly disappointed and wept bitterly IN th fear that he
would not be able at all. He told however.
that he would be taken the president who
make it all right Some time afterward he taken
to the white house and presented 10 the president
whom he made grateful bow The difficulty
planned and the president said; why. bless that
the boy who did CALAMITY i'm those two battles? Why
feel though should take of hat him. and
he me-" The president the papers and as soon
he learned that postponement until September would
suffice made the order that the lad should report
month Then. putting his hand lads shoulder
said: Now my boy go home and have good during
the two months for they about the last holiday
win get"
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true Southern chvar the clerk Of the Joint Com
mittee printing refuses give the Of the
writer of this letter which days
Joint Committee en- Printins. the Capitol.
Gentlemen Please DO give date of papas marriage
IN the edition the Congressional Directory
the eldest daughter the the directory
clean gveaway for married. All the
boys the date then calculate Papa promised
attend to this for before the first edition out
but he forgot it, 90 think end of the
eminent can be served by thus giving away my age
please attend to il. Your respectfully.
Il
As General Corbn turned corner Of Fifteenth street
Washington. the other morning, small boy Who
running from his mother. bumped into him and
skittering into the gutter.
Fhfrs said he nof her n0rV vrhn NOrl
done. You ran into that gentleman
He amt gentleman. squeaked the small boy Hes
general
Representative Charles Lands. Of Indiana. has
small nephew who is struggling with the difculues
of the First Reader A few days be read
in which the word 'miser' occurred
DO you know what mser is:' asked Representative
Lands.
a miser said The boy. Els man who catches mice
An Englishman was rowine aga Irshman in n scuI.ur
race at Yarmouth regatta The EaEiishman winning
easily that stopped three times shouted
to Paddy TO alone
After the race everyone was chatting Paddy on the
beating he had received from the Enslshman. bur De
simply shrugged his shoulders and remarked.
If had had as many rests as he had could have
beaten him quite asiiy
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a phnantrophic lady visited ASYLUM Kingston.
Canada and displayed great inmates
old man particularly gained her compassion.
quired
Twelve years was tho answer
do they treat you wel'-
DC they feed we'll
Yes
After ADDRESSING few Qgesti"re ~ him the
tor passed soc noticed broad and broadening smile
on the face her attendant and asking the
heard With Consideration ti Old other
than Dr. Clark. tho erntealant She hurried back
to make apologies HOW successful she eafh
cred from the-e words. 2 arm very sofrr Dr CiarE
viii never be governed hy appearances again.
when Thomas B Reed lrsf talked q for the
lency h. asked g b. Thought he par7y would pat h'm
10 nomination he replied.
They might DO worse. and fhrk fher vfE
'Wil you make any settlement ~ TIRE reason ~
he election going 81 5dz~ Hr Reed wac asked the
norning SITTER m election ~ Harrison.
40 doaf tairk VIII answered SIR Reed since
can't say just what think
When there vas talk ~ ssnd7g woman Herressnta-
vs o. The Hou-- f-en coiarsia rerrafes8eat sskcd
Reed 81 D. would write sauetairr ahoet is rfsse -
reri-a n-roifics REED leeg tfnurht f co1-I-
-ng che matter FiaaIv hc tisre5 ~ TIE corr
ssuontsat ard SAID
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