The Savannah morning news., 1902-07-27

OF that vast SUBJECT. innings ina
One Can Do without l have placed
parasols on the list, and 1 am sur
prised to find that it's no sacrifice to
do without them. They are expensive
and inconvenient superfuities."
eff you had weak eyes"
"Oh, 1 might have to use them in
that case. But 1 don't see that sum-
mer glare is worse than the glare OF
the snow in winter. And one can al
ways choose the shady side: trees are
the only real shelter. Depend upon it.
the parasol habit is an enemy to free
dom. Break loose from it and see!"
II wouldn't for anything" cried the
two parasol lovers, simultaneously.
Then you'll never get a healthy coat
of TAM" laughed the emancipated one.
| do you play golf or tennis with para
soils over your heads? Don't play at
all? Well, try outdoor games as a cure
for the parasol habit. They are good
for that, though 1 have seen women
cured of it without them. It's like the
mum habit in winter. Now, muffs"-
"Oh, spare u.s." exclaimed one of the
conservatives. We'll hear you on that
subject next winter"
"Of all the weapons in the whole
feminine arsenal the most potent is
L
sighed the clever girl enviously says
the Denver Republican, as she watch
ed the couple in the conservatory
Now, that woman out there sits with
her sweet, innocent face in the tender
shadow of an outrageous palm, and
lets loose upon that unsuspecting
young man the appealingness of a pair
of childish blue eyes-enough to melt
cobblestone."
Think" asked her amused escort, adj
justing her wrap about her shoulders.
Il don't know. One of the thousand
things that women like from men
opera invitations or diamonds, love,
sympathy or automobiles, it's all the
same-but whatever it is the baby
stare gets it for her. A man looks
down into the dizzy, innocent depths,
and thinks he sees all that is good
and sweet in the eternal feminine, and
gets her what she wants, whether it's
verdict for fat alimony or only a
strong masculine heart for her to play
with
And them"
HE wakes up after awhile, for
! never trust a woman with a baby
stare. She is sure to be cold, calcu-
lating and deceitful to a depth too far
down in the strata of human nature
But sometimes the man sees further
down into those grottoes than she
knows. And keeps on, just to assay
the rock there
And ends every time by giving her
whatever she is after. For she gets it
anyway, and why need she care if he
! does see through her? She is selfish
and having pleased herself, that is all
| she bothers about Men think they are
such fine judges of human nature, but
the best are often fooled the most
easily by a designing woman-if she
has the baby stare
Aren't you just a little bit hard on
her?"
Perhaps I am she confessed. "but
| / have just been consulted by a man
as to the best means of warning that
| innocent young thing out there against
certain other woman with whom she
has struck up friendship. And all
because she is so innocent that it is a
| difficult task to begin-I quote his
very words to me. And she could give
me more pointers about good and evil
| than any man here. It is disgusting.
! and I am out of sorts. She is getting
her. second divorce
| docs he know that?"
"Of course he does, but he says it is
wonderful how she has. through ali
her troubles. kept her purity of soul
Purity of fiddlesticks! It's pure baby
stare"
At a large sanitarium not far from
New York, says the Times Of that
city, there is staying in search of rest
and cure, a onetime overenergetic
| young woman. AS a result of her mis-
used energies she is now in a state of
! collapse. There is not much of her an
! atomy which does not need making
overheard, lungs, stomach, nerves
! for she has gone to pieces entirely
! This does not mean that in the course
of time she will not recover but she is
| quite i'll enough for the family to be
anxious. and when telegram arrived
! from the sanitarium at which she is
| stopping the other day, it made a great
commotion. 1t was received by an
aunt. who congratulated herself that
| 1t had not fallen into the hands of the
/ girls mother, but she herself had not
/ the courage to open 1T, and it was put
aside TO await the arrival of the man
OF the house. He came shortly, tore off
! the envelope hastily, the aunt's heart
beating like a trip hammer meanwhile
and read:
| Bring up a couple Of old blankets
| when you come"
| 1t was signed by the girl herself and
| the family consider it one of the hest
symptoms she has exhibited since she
| left home.
| 1t is a mistake to suppose that kiss
ing comes natural"
As matter of fact. says the Phila
delphia North American. it is a fine
/ art that needs to be studied with all
the assiduity that a lawyer devotes to
his Blackstone.
The time has passed when the tyro
can find in the osculatory embrace tho
means of expressing all the pent-up
feelings that mere feeble words so i'll
avail TO convey.
| On the contrary. the swain of the
future must be a specialist of the sub.
Ject OF kissing. He must have mas
tered every detail of the science OF
| lovemaking, and as proof of his pro-
hciency he must be able to exhibit a
dinloma from a College Of Courtship,