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Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-05-11

Through the window comes floating
The perfume OF sprlngtime, bland;
You can hear the beat on the busy
street
OF the drum OF the German band.
But column and head and stick.
And stick and column and head,
Are looking at you, in cold, cold print,
And simply must be read.
oh, for taste of the joys
OF a Mother Goose nursery rhyme;
Oh, for a glance at the wondrous ta'es
That began: Once on time
But there is no time for love.
And there is no time for Joy.
No time at all. but what's beaten above
BY the buck.dancing galley boy.
"Oh, foremen who wildly shout
For copy the whole day through.
You little know as you slice up takes
what lot OF harm you do.
For your minion and nonpareii.
Your agate and bold black face
Are the cruelest things this side Of
well.
We trust that you'll see the place"
With spirits weary and worn,
With eyellds heavy and red.
Sat a newspaper man and pored and
pored
Over single and double lead.
Re ad read, read.
Till his brain refused to think.
And before his eyes danced a whirling
mass
OF type and turned rules and ink.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-05-11
Poor Spau.

Mr. Spatz-It's not polite TO yawn
IN the presence OF company the way
you did.
Mrs. Spatz-I know that, but put
my hand up to my mouth and
Mr.. Spatz-That's not Sufficient. You
should use something that would com.
pletely conceal your mouth
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-05-11

ut Is a Sin to Steal a Pin"
What are. you in prison for, my
friend?"
stealth a pin, maam."
WHAT"
That's right, ma'am. 1t had a dia.
mond fastened at one end of IT,"
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-05-11
Ping TO Me ONLY
WITH THINE EYES

. with Apologies to the Shade of 8:
8: Ben Johnson) q
:; Ping to me only with thine eyes. u
u And | will pong with mine; :;
:: We twain may win the Challenge 8!
= Cup, .:
u If Ping with Pong combine; u
:: The craze. that in my soul doth q
:: rise. ::
:; Is doubtless keen in thine; q
8: I'll take the role of Pinger up, u
81 II thoult be Pongstress mine. :,
:: ., :: ., u u :; Il .; .: .; 3: u :: .: 8: 3:
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-05-11

Geraldinc-Well, like your chez
Gerald-Tt Is a good shave, isn't it,
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-05-11

Without Effort.
"Is he a hard drinkerT
Indeed. no. It's the easiest thinl
does"
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-03-08
EXHIBIT BEST WORK
PROPOSED THAT EDUCATIONAL
SECTION BE FEATURE OF
NEXT STATE FAIR
RIVALRY WOULD BE HELPFUL
state Schools Are Likely to Enter
Into Such Competition With
Great Spirit and
Energy.

It is more than likely that the next
state fair he'd in Minnesota will feature
an educational exhibit in which will be
represented the best work accomplished
IN educational lines in the public schools
Of the state. Heretofore this line of work
has not been fostered at the state fairs,
but it has forced itself upon the minds
of the managers as not only a good
thing in ITSELF but a beneficial thing in
the way of encouraging progress in edu-
cation. 1t is believed that it will Stimu-
late better work on the part Of The schools
of the state. Minnesota has participated
in the educational exhibits of worlds
fairs, and has always done remarkably
well. 1t is argued that the state fair,
which is supposed to represent the best
work done in the state, should encour-
age education as well as anything else.
If butter exhibits at the fair encourage
the Improvement of butter methods, the
exhibit of educational products will also
improve educational methods and efforts.
Said a well known educator yesterday:
''The spirit of friendly rivalry has much
to do with Improvement in all lines, ard
l am sure it would prove of great adj
vantage to our schools. The recent inter
city high school debates have proved
of great benefit to the various cities, be-
cause it has put the pupils in these
schools on their mettle and driven them
10 90 Ihelr pest WORK III the schools or
the state were to compete in a friendly
contest each year with each other, there
would be more local spirit engendered
which would surely result in more en-
thusiastic work Then the advantage of
schools coming in contact With each otner
in this way cannot be overestimated. One
school will learn much from the superior
product of some other school.
Our high standing as a dairy state
has been brought about by lne contests
held each year our butter makers.
A similar contest between schools would
surely raise the general standard of our
public schools
A great many prominent educators of
athe state have expressed themselves in
favor of such a state exhibit of education,
and it is very likely to become perma-
nent and increasing feature of the state
fair.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-03-08
DR.. VAN DYKE is COMING
DISTINGUISHED AUTHOR WILL Lee
TURE HERE NEXT WEEK.

The announcement of no other lecturer
or literary man could be received with
as much pleasure as the announcement
of Prof. Henry Van Dyke, who will ap-
pear March 10 in the Y. M. G. A course.
1t reminds the lecture-loving public of
the days of Beecher Holmes, Emerson,
Matthew Arnold and Thickeray. To listen
to Prof. Van Dyke will be an event Of
great Importance in the literary life of
St. Paul. 1t is doubtful if any other
man could be secured VINO would repre-
sent more in the way of literary accom-
plishments or excellence in public speak
ing than does DR.. Van Dyke. He lectured
before the Arts and Letters society, of
Minneapolis, last year and speaks for
them again this year. They speak of
him in the highest praise as a lecturer.
AS literary man and scholar comment
is unnecessary; he stands in the fore
most rank. The appearance of DR.. Van
Dyke should call out every ticket holder
of the Y. M. c. A. course and every I'M
sold seat will undoubtedly be taken for
this lecture.
The entertainment committee of the
Young Mems Christian association has
secured the Auditorium for the Van Dyke
lecture. This will give all who hold
course tickets ample opportunity to hear
DR.. Van Dyke and at the same time ac-
commodate the large number of people
who do not have course tickets, but wish
to hear this eminent author and preacher.
AS a lecturer Dr. Van Dyke is the
strongest man ever offered by the Y. M. c.
A. in st. Paul, and the Auditorium should
be filed to hear him. In view of the fact
that there is ample room to accommodate
all at the Auditorium, the committee has
decided to place the tickets at so cents
instead of Is cents and 81.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-03-08
THEY LOVE ONE ANOTHER
THIRD WARD REPUBLICANS LIS.
TEN TO SEVERAL CANDIDATES
B1under Of Morning Organ Is Re-
ferred to and Regret Expressed
for It-AssembIy Positions
in Demand

The meeting of the Third Ward Repub.
Ecan organization in the rooms Of the
Lincoln club last night was very nearly
turned into a society for mutual admira-
ton, Dr. E. H. Haas and Frank Arm
old being the recipients of huge bou-
Quets.
The meeting was composed largely Of
candidates, and they for the most part
spoke and heaped praise upon these two
candidates for the assembly. The general
trend Of the meeting seemed to be con-
cerned about the candidates for the as
sembly, and no doubt all candidates for
other offices would have been lost sight
of had not one or two Of the speakers
remarked upon the fact that there were
others
The Republicans, to judge from last
nights meeting, are looking only to get
ting representation in the assembly, and it
would appear that they had about given
up all hope for getting any other Offices
out Of the coming election.
John W. Finehout, in speaking of DR..
Haas. spoke rather feelingly of the re-
cent strife that a morning Republican pa
per has stirred up by confusing DR. Haas
with Henry Haas, and accusing the for
mer of being out after honors under
cover of the others identity.
cit is deplorable, said Mr.. Finehout,
that a Republican paper should have
Deen the one TO DflnS Sucn a matter to
the public Of course, there has been a
retraction, and we may not feel so bad
when we take the papers circulation
into considera ton, and think that the af-
fair cannot have reached the ears Of
many people" Mr.. Finehout's senti-
ments in this regard were heartily in
dorsed by the meeting.
Along the line of the candidates Tor
the assembly there were present mem
bers Of the Second and Ninth ward Re
publican organizations to urge co-operat-
ion in the matter of distributing the
assemblymen around among the different
wards of the city.
James Drummond told of the deplora bic
conditions existing in the Fifth, Sixth
and Seventh wards, which have nine can
didates for the assembly. He said that
some of them would have to be killed
off.
Among the speakers were Frank Arr-
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-03-08
CALLED HIM ANA.P.A.
COMMISSION WHAT HE TERM
ED NYGARD
INDULGE IN LIVELY TALKING
Complaint Preferred by Nygaard Is
Dismissed, but officer Is Fined
for Drinking While
on Duty.

Il only called him an A. p. A." said
Policeman Mat Tschida, yesterday after
noon, to the police commission after
Ole Nygaard had got through telling
that body how the officer abused him
and called him names on Rice street
car
"And I knew he was an A. P. A." con-
tlnued the officer because he acknowl-
edged the fact to me once before
1t was an old grudge existing between
the two which burst into fame when they
met on car and the two entertained
the commission for half hour telling.
how it happened. Among the witnesses
for Tschida was fireman, against Whom
Nygaard had also preferred a complaint
because of interference, and it was with
anything but pleasure that the fireman
took the stand to tell the story.
He did nothing but chew the rag" he
told the commission, Finally | took
Tschida and told him to let the stiff
alone"
During this Nygaard glowered at the
witnesses and muttered that it was ''alI
a pack Of lies, pack of lies, sirs.''
say, and the witness turned upon
MS accuser with all the contempt he
could muster, what do you mean nv
going to my chief and telling him a lot
OF dirty lies about me getting off the car
at the end of the Robert street bridge?'
Here the commission interrupted the
conversation and dismissed the matter bv
deciding that it was beyond its iuris
diction. Nygaard was shown to be the
aggressor and the case, as far as his com
plant was concerned was dismissed 1t
was also shown that Tschida had some
liquor aboard, he acknowledging that
he had imbibed two whistles because he
was sick, and for this infraction Of or
derS he was fined $40.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-03-08

time in pointing out the weak features
of life Imprisonment which was substitute
ed in the place of the death penalty.
He thought the hope and chance of par
don or escape makes life Imprisonment
an inadequate punishment for heinous
crimes, and opposed it's substitution.
George Earl spoke for the affirmative,
and dealt chiefly with the individual
criminal He pointed out the cause of
crime and attributed it to the present
condition of society. He claimed that
if a man became criminal and commit
ted some heinous crime, he should not be
executed, but should be confined in a
prison and an effort made to reform his
character.
Fnilip Campbell closed the direct debate
for the negative, taking up brief sum-
mary of the arguments presented by his
side and attempting to answer that of
the negative. He cited a great many
statistics to show the effect OF the diff
ferent forms of punishment upon society
in general, and said that several states
and countries which had abolished cap
ital punishment had found it necessary
to re-establish it
The judges were Rev. S. d. Hudsinpil-
Ter, of Minneapolis; Judge H. r. Brill, of
st. Paul, and c. D. Mcintyre.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-03-08
CENTRAL HIGH WINS
DEBATERS OF MINNEAPOLIS SOUTH
SIDE HIGH SCHOOL ARE
BEATEN
DISCUSS DEATH PENALTY
st. Paul Team Proved to the Sat
tsfactiOn of Judges That Its
Abolition Would Be
Unwise.

The Central high school won the decis-
Con of the judges in the debate with
dhe South Side high, of Minneapolis, last
might, in the assembly hall of the Cen
Ilal high school. The question under dis
cussion was: Resolved, That capital
punishment should be abolished in the
United Setates." The South Side high
had the affirmative, while the negative
was defended by the Central Frank
Lyons George Earl and Miss Fanny
T1leigman represented the affirmative, and
Philip Campbell, Kenneth McMannigal
and Clifford Menu were the speakers on
the negative.
Frank Lyons, the first speaker on the
affirmative outlined the position of his
side, saying that all punishment of GRIM
Jnals should have three objects in view.
THESE are the protection of society with
cut degrading it; the lettering of those
who are criminaIly inclined, and the re-
corning of the criminal. He claimed that
capital punishment does not succeed in
protecting society. as it makes little diff
ference whether there is capital pun
ishment law in a state or not, so far
as the frequency of hOmicides is concern
ed.
Clifford Menu opened the debate for
the negative, and presented many ex-
amples, showing that capital punishment
had been successful wherever tried, and
as it has the approval of many centuries
trial, made a plea for it's maintenance.
He said that the institution had the ap-
prOval of the Bible. and if for no other
reason should not be abolished.
Miss F'liegeman spoke of the conditions
of society, and especially of criminals in
general. She said that while death is
a thing which is always feared, yet
the uncertainty of the infiction of the
death penalty for any crime removes
dhe fear from the criminal so far that
he is not in the least deferred from COM
uniting crime.
Kenneth McMannigal spent most of his
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-03-08
STICK TO IT
Until Cofree His WON Har

1t is about as well to advise people to
stick to coffee until they get hit hard
enough, so that they will never forget
their experience, although it is rather un-
pleasant to have to look back to a. half
dozen years of invalidism, money and
opportunity thrown away, which is really
the terrible price paid for the weakest
kind of a mess of pottage''
A woman writes, and her letter is con-
densed to give the facts in a short space:
L was coffee slave and stuck to it like
a topper to his cups Notwithstanding |
had headaches every day, and frequently
severe attacks of sick headaches. then |
used more coffee 10 relieve the head
aches, and this was well enough until the
coffee stimulant wore off, then I would
have sick spells. Finally my digestion
was ruined, severe attacks of rheumatism
began to appear, and ultimately the
whole nervous system began to break
down and was fast becoming a wreck.
At this time I was induced to quit cof-
fee and take up Postum Food Coffee.
This was half year ago. The result
has been most satisfactory, The rheu-
matism is gone entirely, blood is pure,
nerves practically well and steauy, d.
gestion almost perfect, never have any
more sick headaches and am gaining
steadily in weight and strength" Name
given by Postum Co., Battle Creek, Mich.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-03-08
REAL ESTATE TRANSFERS.

Mary Conroy ct al to c. Espen-
schied, und 6-7 1t /, blk IL, Brook
lynd add ..::.....................d so
S. O'Neil and wife to G. Espen-
schied. und IT 1t l, biloxi Is, Brook
lynd add ........ ................ 240
1. d. Zeman and wife to Ruth A.
A. Harmed, 1t 20, blk 2, Tinkers
w w. Dunn and wife to Helen f.
Ames, 1t g. Hazel Park Villas...... 100
w w. Dunn and wife to +. O.
Hammer It's and 2. Hazel Park
G. Peterson and wife to Z. H. Line,
1t %, blk 8, Westminster add. 45
Mary F. Abe and husband to
George A. Neeves, Its and 2, blk
9, and It Y, blk H. Syndicate Addi-
ton No. NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.. 5000
f. Schweizer to n. Margraff, 1t 8,
blk 4, Stone and Mortons add. ZOO
J. II. Bauleke to II. II. Bauleke, 1t
9, blk 8, brakes reapp McLean's
res. Observation-Disclosures. $50
A. Neurer and wife to Hamm Brew
ing company, 1t Z, blk 2, Neurer's
Ella L. Jarvis and husband to J.
Reylek, part Its 4, and 6, blk 9,
Finch's add 80. ...... .............. 900
VIM. E. Johnson to Hamm Brew
ing company, part blk 4, Lyman
Dayton'S add Observation-Disclosures. I 800
w. Kemsted and wife to P. Leisen,
1t II, blk 2, subd blk 13, Stinson's
CIV. ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS. 300
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-03-08
SONS OF DARTMOUTH
ANNUAL REUNION TAKES FORM OF
BANQUET AT THE RYAN.

The eighteenth annual reunion and
banquet of the Dartmouth Alumni Asso-
citation of the Northwest was held last
evening in the ordinary of the Ryan no
tel. The gathering was maHled by few
abScrtees, but on the whole it was well
attended and an enjoyable success in
every particular.
The programme of toasts included re-
sponses by Edward Savage, of Minneap-
oils, who read a memorial address on
the late Judge d. A. Dickinson; Lieut..
Gov. Lydon A. Smith, Prof. D. A. Con-
dit of the Mechanic Arts school; Judge
A. P: Weld, F. H. Carleton, DR.. A. c.
Heath, r. P. Hermick, Rev. e. H.
Stickney, w. E. NoXon and Judge J. w.
Willis. President E. P. Sanborn acted
as postmaster.
Officers elected were: Charles L. Saw
yer Minneapolis, president; Judge A P.
Weld, River Falls, Wis, O. M Metcalf,
st. Paul, and A. G. Paul, Minneapolis,
vice. presidents; Frank H. Carlton, st.
Paul, secretary; H. l.. Moore, Minneap-
oils, treasurer: Rev r. P. Herrick. Min
nespolis, j. W. Willis and Dayton l..
Condit, st. Paul, executive committee.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-03-08
To Choose Insurance Referee.

Sternberg, We'll & Co., whose business
establishment at 342 and 344 Jackson
street was burned out jan q last have
petitioned the district court to appoint
third referee to act in determining the
amount of loss and damage to their
merchandise by reason of that fire. The
insurance companies interested have ac-
cepted Aaron Harz as referee on behalf
of the firm, and the firm has accepted F.
H. Wagner as referee on behalf of the
companies, but these referees have thus
far failed to agree upon q third The
firm carries insurance amounting to $75,-
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-03-08
Says Gasoline Lamps Smoke

George +. Kuhles yesterday wrote TO
the board of public works complaining
about the condition Of the gasoline
lamps on number of the streets. He
at time are unlighted. The trouble is
attributed to inexperienced lamp light
ers who fail to use judgment in heating
the burners before they light them.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-03-08
81 90 Per- Berth to Chicago Win
1EThe Milwaukee,

During March and April 1.-THE Milwau-
kee' line will operate tourist sIeeninq
cars between the Twin Cities and Chi
cago, twice each week in each direction.
< Tourist cars will leave Twin Cities on
pioneer Limited every Wednesday and
Saturday evening, arrive Chicago $50 FOL-
lowing morning.
Rate per double berth, 81 90.
West bound tourist cars will leave
Chicago Tuesdays and Fridays.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-03-08
PARK BOARD INTERESTED.
Looking Into Bill Before Legislature
Relative to Issuing Park Bonds.

The board of park commissioners is in
curing into the merits of bill now be-
fore the legislature giving park boards
the right to issue bonds for the purchase
Of grounds for parks and parkways.
The bill is for the benefit of Minneap-
oils, but is applicable to ST. Paul and
Duluth. The board, however. under its
terms must be a unit before such bonds
can be issued. If one member objects the
bond issue is illegal.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-03-08
Y. NJ. G. A. Debaters, Proaramme

The following addresses will be given
at the meeting of the Y. NJ c. A. Debar-
ing club this evening: THE Arglo-Jap-
anese Alliance E. F. Nelson: tWo-nnin-
Dispensary Law L. B. Austin; debate
Resolved, That the dispensary system
Of regulating the liquor traffic is bettsr
than the license system
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-03-08

old M. ]. Donnelly Ed Parish and
George Hammond, from the Second ward;
George Thane, George Root, John Selb,
G. E. Hoff, E. II. Haas, David Kimball
and others.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-03-08

TO CURE GRIP IN TWO DAYS
Laxative Bromo-Quinine removes the
cause. E. w. Groves signature on every
box
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-03-08
MECAARDEN is OUT
GOVERNOR REMOVES THE F,NER-
GETIC SHERIFF. OF HENNE-
PIN COUNTY
IS GUILTY OF MALFEAsANCE
Governor Declares Charges Against
Megaarden Amply Proven - Me-
garden Fought Hard-End
of a Long Case.

Philip T. Megaarden is no longer sher-
III OF Hennepin county. He was removed
from office by Gov. Van SAINT yesterday.
For the past three months the COVER
nor mas had Megaarden's case under con-
slderat1on. 1t was first officially brought
before him by Public Examiner Pone
in report on an examination of Me-
gardens books by Deputy Examiner
Koerner.
The governor suspended Megaarden
pending the complete examination of the
charges against him, and appointed a
commission consisting of Judge Robert
Stratton and Thomas H. Salmon to hold
public hearings and take testimony The
commission reported to the governor on
Jan. TO- since which time there have been
several hearings before the governor.
Megaarden made long. hard fight to
retain possession of his office. When the
governor suspended him he took the case
TO the supreme court contending that the
governor had no power Of suspension.
The court decided in favor of the COVER
nor.
Megaarden secured a continuance of the
hearing before the governor when his
trlal was in progress in the district court
OF Hennepin county. When the Jury dis
agreed, Megaarden's attorneys tried hard
TO persuade the governor to continue the
nearing until the case was decided in
court. This was denied Gov Van SAINT
granted the defense permission to pre-
sent the evidence in Megaarden's behalf
in the district court trial.
Gov. Van SAINT has given most careful
consideration to the case, and person
ally went through all the reports and all
the evidence. The decision was rendered
only after both sides had been given
every opportunity to present their case
in full.
Megaarden brought every influence to
bear in his behalf He was given every
chance to explain his actions, but the
governors investigation convinced him
that Megaarden should be removed
The governors decision is a vOluminous
one, in which he takes up the charges
against Megaarden one by one. He
specifically mentions the following over
charges, which he declares are proven by
the evidence, and which are character
lied as unlawful and fraudulent"
For Taking Children to the State School