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Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1902-06-20
replied
Comp!im 'nts Too Trutonic.

lie is the most gallant of the junior
members of the diplomatic corps, but
his galantry is always Teutonic, pom
derous and, at times, almost overpow-
erng. So is his English.
"Ach!" he exclaimed, as he entered a
swell afternoon function last week, "ve
arrh in de presence off de enemy, de
loafilee enemy. We shall neffer durn ouah
packs to de enemy We half purnet ouah
pritches bchint us. We must face de
loaflec foe
Under the circumstances, laughed
his charming hostess, 81 think it will be
well for you to face the foe
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1902-06-20
LADUK AND NDUoini

There are 72,62S miners in Mexico.
Michigan postal clerks have organized:
BARRIERS in Holland receive about SO
a week.
Holland Mich tannery employees
will form a union.
Laundry workers at New Haven,
Conn, will organize.
Labor organizations at Bangor, Name
will form central union.
Memphis (Tenn.) union carpenters
are trying to interest. the nron-union
workmen of that city in a united labor
movement.
Textile industries in America employ
682o78 wage earners at all average OF
$oI7 a week.
to stop work in all bakeshops not recog-
nizing their union.
Eight hundred shipyard mechanics at
Port Richmond, S. l., have been granted
Union men at Duluth, Mimi, are at
odds with the city officials for employing
a non-union painter.
Stationary steam engineers and cleo
trical workers helpers at Albany, N. 7"
have recently organized.
Children are barred from working IN
81 employments in Germany
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1902-06-20
Twantiath Century Logic.

Johnnie had been arguing with his
mother and had got rather the worst OF
the interview, which landed with a
sound of smack, smack"
Johnnie" said his father, I'm sur
prised to hear that you have dared to
dispute with your mother"
But she was wrong, pa" replied
Johnnie.
That has nothing to do with it" said
the old man. "You might just as we'll
profit by my experience and learn once
for all that when a woman says thing
is so, it is so, whether it is SO or not"
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1902-06-20
MRS. IDA l.. ROSER.

"The value of Lydia Il. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound was
called to my attention by an intimate
friend, whose life had simply been q
tortuss with Inflammation and ulcer
alton, and few bottles of your Com
pound cured her; she can hardly
believe it herself to-day, she enjoys
such blessed health. took four
bottles of your Compound and consider
myself cured. l am once more in fine
health and spirits; my domestic and
official duties all seem easy now, for l
feel so strong I can do three times
what used to do. You have host OF
friends in Denver, and among the best
count, Yours very gratefully MRS.
IDA i. RosER, 32G 18th Ave-, Denver,
Col. $1,000 forfeit if o5OUs testimonial 10 not
genuine.
If you are i'll, don't hesitate to
get q bottleof Lydia Il. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound at once,
and write to Mrs. Pinkham,
Lynn, Mass, for special advice
il is FREQ.
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1902-06-20
Reasonable Explanation.

ats very funny" said the housewife,
Chat the potatoes you bring should be SO
much bigger on the top of the basket
than they are at the bottom" &C..
Miss" said the honest farmer, Vt
comes about this way. P'taterS is grow
in so fast Just now that by the time
get basketful dug the last ones is ever
so much larger than the fust ones. lit
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1902-06-20
nrerr,ll,s Foot Powder.

An absolute cure for all foot troubles;
Guaranteed to stop all odor and excesslSe
nerspiration. Brings red, burning, smartln9,
tired and tender feet to a perfectly nolHaa'
condition. superiortoilet article lor Sress
This powder does away with tne use T., "a hon5 D
come snr anr,nkle TOP tin package for 25c. EDWIN
F, MERRILL. Maker, Woodstock, vt.
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1902-06-20
a Enni I lcn.

Bacon-What's his business?
Egbert-Why, he's drummer for au-
tomol ,J's.
ooh. they tayc trummers for those
things, do they? Well, it's a good idea
| think it would be much safer if they
had drummer and fifer so front Of
each of the machines"
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1902-06-20
Parry and Thrust

I'm so sorry l was not at home when
vou called Yesterday" gushed Mrs. Hip
perkrit, who, to tell the truth, was at
home ,n
Il was so afraid you would be, re-
piled Mrs. Crusher, who had seen MIS-
Hipperkrit through the window.
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1902-06-20
Did lie Mean Poker?

"NIy friends" grated the representative
of the Anti Sportsmen's League, we
must protect Our American game
And then some one down in the crowd
interrupted Then make it illegal to
play ping pong"
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1902-06-20
DANGEROUS, Indeed.

"Now, just as soon as you are mar
ried," said the experienced husband, "thc
life insurance agents will be after you i'll
droves." 49,
as matrimony so dangerous as that p
asked the candidate for nuptial honrs,
with apprehension in his voice.
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1902-06-20
4 DiR.rence.

"You. have become a political boss ="
remarked the disgruntled voter, and
yet you always used to say that you
didn't believe in one man power"
TRUE" admitted the politician
tl1oughtfully; quite true, but at that
time I wasn't the one man"
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1902-06-20

It Is the only cure for Swollen, Smartlng,
Tired, Aching, Hot, Sweating Feet, Corns aud
Bunions. Ask for Aliens Foot Ease, powder
to be shaken into the shoes. Cures while you
walk. At all Druggists and Shoe Stores, Z9c:
Don't accept any substitute. Sample sent
FREE. Address. Allen S. OImsted, Leroy, NY.
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1902-06-20
"Stratfcrd-on Ayon.o

1T am finishing tour of Europe; the best
thing I've had over here is q box OF Tetterine
l brought from home."-C. H. Mcconnell
Mgr Economical Drug Co., Of Chicago, Ill.
Tetterine cures itching skin troubles. 60c. q
box by mail from ]. T. Shuptrine, Savannah,
Ca, il your druggist don't keep it.
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1902-06-20
MRS, IDA,L. R0SER
Grand.Niece of Ex.Presidens
James X. Polk, Writes 10
Mrs. Pinkham Saying:

"DEAR Mrs. PINKuAM Il have beer
married for nearly two years, and SO
far have not been blessed with child.
I have, however, suffered with o COM
nlication of female troubles and pain
ful menstruation, until very recently
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1902-06-20

FITS permanently cured. No fits orDcryous.
ress after first days use OF DR.. Klire's Groa!
NeryeRestorer $2trial bottle and treatisefree
DER. KLINE, Ltd, 931 Arch St., Phila., Pa.
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1902-06-20

II. II. GREEN'S Sons, of Atlantl, Ga, are the
only successful DIOpsy Specialists in the
world. See their liberal offer in ADVERTISE
meut in another column of this paper.
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1902-06-20

We will give 800 reward for any case OF
catarrh that cannot be cured with Halls
Catarrh Cure. Taken internally.
FL. CHENEY & Co., Props, Toledo, o.
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1902-06-20

Fine feathers may not make fine birds,
but they make a girl feel like one.
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1902-06-20

If all women are riddles, the palmer they
arc the more readily the men give them up.
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1902-06-20
AT sHAKESPEARE's HOME.

Detectives are not always thin, although
some of them waste away to mere
tho Iou
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1902-06-20

On hot day the animals in the Union
Stocllyards Of Chicago have been known to
drink 100000 gallons of water.
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1902-06-20

Some men are too busy to make friends,
and others are too lazy to make enemies.
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1902-06-20

Mrs Winslow's Soothing Syrup for children
teething, soften the gums, reducesinfammae
lien .allays pain cures wind colo. 25c. bottl-
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1902-06-20

It is natural that the medical student
should be quite cut-up.
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1902-06-20

Piso's Cure cannot be too highly spoken OF
rs a cough curo.-J. W. O'BRIEN, 322 Ihlrd
Avenue, n, Minneapolis, Mimi, Jan. 6, 190J
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1902-06-20
Use Aliens Toot-Ease.

The children who say the brightest
things don't always set the world on fire.
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1902-06-20

The man who is pulled up with pride IS
the one who can scarcely contain himself.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1902-11-14
REPLIES COMING IN.
Further Answers to President Mitch.
ellis Statement Filled.

Washington, Nov. 13.-That the an.
thracito coal mine owners will resist
to he utmost every effort to make the
retc>n:tion Of United Mine Workers
OF .,.uc!iea an Issue in the arbitration
which is now in progress is made evi-
don't by the replies to the stat ement of
President John Mitchell o: the min
ers organization. which have been
filed with the strike commission.
There a., FIVE of these answers in ad-
dition to that Of President l}arr. and
all dwell with especial emphasis and
marked unaninity on tbs !n'nt. They
also agree in resisting III" ArE,!',d;> of
the miners for an incl ease OF pav for
piece work. a, reduction OF hours for
time work and for the weighing rather
than the measurement OF coal
Recorder Wright left for the anthra-
cite region during the day, taking these
replies with him. In addition to the
statement made for the Heading com
pany by President Baer. the list com
prises the replies Of the Delaware and
Hudson company, the Delaware and
Lackawanna. the I.ehigh Valley, the
Pennsylvania and the Scranton Goa
COMPANY.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1902-11-14
PUBLIC SALE!

Attion will be held for Bennett
Hanfn Wednesday Nov. 10Th. at
his 1ace Z miles south east from
Wor rhigton and three miles north
westof Round Lake in the driveway
betveen said city and one mile south
of Hnry Haggarl's farm.
+: S lead Of good working horse
6 he'd Of cattle. Two mich COWS
coming fresh in Dec, one giving
mill and one dry. All kinds OF
farm machinery, wagon, one nearly
new Deer Top buggy and lots of
houehold goods. Wit
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1902-11-14
~ Local News. *

Earl Caldwell is sick with the
measles.
Wanted-Chicken pickers. Kelley
Bros. 13-d-3
VIM. Schrader was a Brewster
visitor Thursday.
Mrs. C. C. Rowell sent Thursday
with friends in st. James.
W. w. Loveless pays % cents per
pound for fancy dairy butter.
Rev. Bull Of Pipestone, was a
Worthington visitor Wednesday.
Gust Lindql,ist has been granted
a pension Of six dollars. per month.
Miss Richie Maxwell made a trip
to Brewster Thursday, on business.
F. G.. Shaker returned from a
nothern hunting trip, Wednesday
evening.
Esher Olson. went to Adrian Tues
day afternoon for short visit with
relatives.
Go to Helmicks for a good cup of
Armour's Vigoral or Beef Tea. 5
cents per cup. 1tf
Mrs. A. NJ. Oxford recently took
her nine year old daughter to Roch-
ester for treatment
Victor Anderson returned from
a weeks visit with friends in
Chicago, Wednesday evening.
Newton Fauskee made a. trip to
Brewster Tuesday. in the interest Of
tho Mccormick machine company.
We want to contract your turkeys
to be delivered in. December come
and see US. Poultry house one Block
souh of Western Hotel. Kelley and
Go. 14-.3
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1902-11-14
FRENCH COMMERCE IN PERIL.
M. Etienne Gives His View Of the
MORGAN Shippiuu Combine.

Paris, Nov. 13. - Eugene Etienne.
member of the chamber of deputies.
speaking at banquet at the Union
Solonale during the evening, declared
that the formation Of the operation
Of the International Mercantile Marine
company very greatly threatened
French commerce. especially frances
trade with her colonies. He said the
best means Of meeting this danger
was to abolish the thousand and one
formalities at present lettering
Frances exterior trade and follow the
example of Great Britain as exemplt-
fed in the case Of the Cunard Steam.
ship company and subsidize the Com
pagnie Generate Trans Atlantique suf-
ficiently to enable it to meet success
fully the competition of the Morgan
steamship combine.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1902-11-14

to the center of the field, teams lined
up and Heron Lake started making
end runs and fake plays and soon
made touch down and kicked an
easy goal making the score II to S
in favor of Heron Lake, Worthing'
ton kicked off Heron Lakes first
half back catching and carrying the
ball to Worthington's Is 50
yard line where he was
downed by Tupper. Teams line up
with ball in Heron Lake s possession.
Heron Lake fumbled in first play.
L: Patterson securing the ball for
Worthington on her rs yard line
with less than minutes left to
play Worthington started making
end runs with Harry Ellington l..
Franck taking turns running with
the ball and when time was called
the ball was on. Heron Lakes 3
yard lire with a good chance for
Worthintgon to make another touch
down. The game ended with a
score of II to in favor Of Heron
Lake. It must be said right: here
that Worthington had to play light
substitutes and her; mascot as all
her players could not come.
Worthiington's line up is as
follows.
Left end ~: Lloyd Patterson
Left tackle Joe F'ranck (mascot)
Left guard Claud Ventioner
Center Glen Hedberg
Right guard Perry Austin
Right tackle Oakley Trip (sub.)
Right end Jay Volk
Quarter back James Mott
Right halfback Harry Ellington
Lefthalf back Orvol Tupper (capt.) }
Full back Lester Franck
The game was played in the
morning and after the game the
team was taken to the home of one
Heron Lakes players and given a
good turkey dinner which was
enjoyed by members Of both teams.
The worthington boys we're treated
, in the best way by the members Of
the, Heron: Lake team and the
citizens Of Heron Lake. ~ -.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1902-11-14
GAME BY THE SECOND FOOT

GAME BY The SECOND fOOI-
BALL TEAM.
The Worthington 2nd high school
footbll team went to Heron. Lake
Saturday and played the first High
school team of that place and we're
.defeatd in score Of II to 5.
The game..was very fast one from
start to finish as our boys were
much lighter than the Heron Lake
boys. Game by Halves:-First half
Heron Lake won toss and chose
the south goal. Worthington kicked
off and Heron Lake carried ball to
Wortnington g 20 yard line. Heron
Lake was offside first play and fined
10 yards and did not gain the Is
wards SO Worthington took ball
on their 25 yard line and by sending
Lester Franck around the end twice
audClaud Ventioner throuh the line.
twice they made a touchdown but
Mott missed hard goal. Score
; to 0 in favor of Worthington.
Heron Lake kicked off to Wothing-
ton. L. Fanck carried ball in
Heron Lakes territory and was
downed on the 80 yard line Worth
ingtoil Tossed ball on rumble then
Heron Lake ,started hammering
Worthington's line and carried the
ball. to Wothington's S yard line
where Worthington~ made stand
and held. Heron Lake FOR downs'and
as Worthington got ball time was
called with the ball in Worthing ons
possession on her yard line.
Score at end of half Worthington
) Heron Lake 0.
2nd half. Heron Lake kicked off to
Worthington L. rHanck caught the
ball and carried it to center OF the
field where Worthington was held
for downs and ball given to Heron
Lake who started smashing Worth
ington g line and making end runs
and made a touchdown but failed
to kick the goal the ball touching
ground and Worthineton enlarged
and blocked it. Score to s. Worth
ington kicked off to Heron Lake
thier full back who carried the bal
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1902-11-14
FIFTH INFANTRY STRICKEN.
Seven Men Dead and Many III From
Cholera

Manila, Nov. 13.-Cholera has made
its appearance among the men Of a
detachment OF the Fifth infantry.
which is stationed here. Seven men
have already died and number Ut
others are seriously III.
The detachment Of the Fifth infan-
try in question had been placed on
guard along the MaraQu;na river.
whence Manila receives its water sup
ply. as it was deemed necessary to
protect the stream from possible pol
luton. Tho cholera developed while
the lnen were on this duty.
1t was believed shat chui"ln :ad
entirely disappeared from M,t1i:!A aud
its temperance has created feelings
of apprehension.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1902-11-14
GREAT LOSS OF LIFE.
Several Hundred Houses Burn at
kweiIin kwansai, China.

Victoria. b. c., Nov. l3.-AIai ad-
vices from China report fire at kwni-
lin Kwangai. causing great loss uf
life and property. The hre. which
originated In a fire cracker shop.
spread and burned several hundred
houses Many Chinese were burned to
death. The fire burned houses all
around the Christian Alliance mission,
which was unscathed The result Of
this freak of the fire is that many
Chinese have since come to the mis-
sionary to be baptized
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1902-11-14
lunatic Kills His Brother.

Campbellsville. Ky. Nov l3. - T
Pitman, an escaped lunatic from the
Lakeside academy, killed his brother
Temple Pitman, near Merrimac. with
q maui. The body of the dead man
was found in the woods with his head
beaten to a Jelly. The lunatic will
be returned to the asylum.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1902-11-14
TO GEORGE THE WAziRIs.
Indian Government Will Dispatch Four
Eiyinu Columns

Simla. India. Nov. Blowing to q
series Of raids committed during the
past two years by outlaws from across
the border on the tract OF territory
lying between Bannu and Thai, in the
Punjab, it has been decided to dis
patch four flying surprise columns OF
800 men each to coerce the WaziriS
who are harboring the raiders on Brit
ish territory.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1902-11-14
OPERATORS FILE
: AN ANSWER TO PRESIDENT
MiTcHELL's STATEMENT.
WAGES AMPLY SUFFICIENT
Coal Rarons Claim the Vast Number
>of Brutal Murders and Beatings in
the Mining Region the Past Five
Months Show That the Men g
lieved Themselves Justified in These
awIesQa Acts

iieved Themselves Justified in These
LawIesss Acts.
. Scranton, Pa, Nov. 13-The answer
OF the independent operators Of the
Lackawarna and Wyoming region to
the statem=nt of President Mitchell
of the: United Mine Workers has just
been made public.
In. response for the demand for an
increase of wages they say that the
present wages are such as to enable
the diligent and skillful miner to earn
skilled or unskilled, in towns in which
their mines are located, and amply
sufficient to allow him not only to
maintain an American standard OF
living and educate his children, but
to lay aside something for his old age.
it is stated, is because they choose
to exercise their option to work only
few hours day.
In answering the contention that
mining is extremely dangerous and
unhealthy and tends to shorten life.
the operators set forth petition re.
Gently circulated in the interests OF
a candidate for mine Inspector, which
contained the names of - employees
of one mine. &c OF whom had worked
in the mine for 20 years or more, and
20 for ~ years, and for 50 years o1
more.
The demand for the weighing OF
coal and payment by the legal ton OF
2,24O pounds. instead of by the ficti.
tious to1eof 2,750 or 5000 pounds. is
characterized as a thinly 't..-.,:., -:
effort to secure~a 40 per cent i4,, ass
in wages. ..
:: The answer asserts that 2.75r
pounds Of coal as it comes from the
mine is hardly sufficient TO produce.
q 2,24o-pound ton. of prepared coal.
Scores the Mine Workers.
Regarding the declaration IT fte
miners that labor unions improve the
morals and discipline of their meri-
bers, this comment is made:
"This may be true when applied to
some organizations. but when applied
to the miners union, we enter a most
emphatic denial and propose to intro.
duce evidence showing that prior to
the advent Of the United Mine Work.
ers of America it was considered bad
form to kill or main a citizen who
attempted to exercise his constitu
tional right to sell his labor. and that
the vast number of brutal murders
and beatings during the past five
months show that the teachings of
the United Mine Workers have
brought about such moral obliquity
that it's members believed themselves
justified in these acts. also that Of
ficers Of the union justified this course
by furnishi ing bail and counsel for
those who have been guilty of these
atrOcious acts.
1--WE believe to be able to prove such
tremendous loss of life and money as
the direct results of the methods of
this particular union as to convince
your honorable commission that it is
inexpedient to do any act which may
contribute to it's continued existence"
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1902-11-14
chaffee a Guest Of Honor.

San Francisco, Nov 13.-Major Gen
eral Adna r. Chaffee was a guest OF
honor at the annual dinner of the
Merchants association during the
evening"
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1902-11-14
SEVERE0N THE MINERS SLAUGHTERS THEM ALI
COLOMBIAN WARSHlP WITH. AN
AMERICAN CREW ENGAGES
REVOLUTiONlSTs
FURIOUS BATTLE OCCURS

ing One Man Killed and Three
Wounded - Schooner Loaded With
Rice Captured and Another Set on
Fire and Is Complete Wreck.
Panama, Nov. 13.-The first Amer.
ican casualties as result of the rev
olution occurred during the day. The
Colombian fleet captured a boat hav-
ing on board correspondence showing
the whereabouts of two revolutionary
schooners loaded with provisions. The
government warships headed for the
place and on arriving there, the BO-.
gotta Gormerly the Jessie Banning),
manned by an American crew. COM
manded by Captain Marnaduke. low
cred two boats with armed men. but
as the schooners were aground they
waited until high tide to attack them.
In the meanwhile the revolutioniStS
were discovered in ambush close to the
beach and when the Bogota's boats
pulled ahead the second time the rcb-
els opened fire on them. killing the
ships armorer. Richard Kane OF Wash
ington. and wounding George Walker,
who was shot through the legs. A
seaman named Clarke and Lieutenant
Vasquez were also wounded, but not
seriously. The Bogota and Chucuito
then opened fire on the enemy and
killed every man in sight. One shot
fired at group Of ten rebels, who
were most actively engaged in shoot
ing at the boats crews, killed every;
one of them.
Gunner Cross of the Bogota thinks
that from forty to fifty rebels were
killed.
q. y OF the schooners. the Helvetia,
loaded with rice. was captured. but
the first shot at the second schooner
set her on fire and she was completely
destroyed with her cargo.
The body of Kane will be buried
here with military honors.
Kane fought under Dewey at the
battle of Manila. Gunner J. Cross Of
e.Bosota halls from Cedar Rapids.
Ia. He is only seventeen years Of age.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1902-11-14

The Worthington buys hope to
meet the Heron Lake boys some
time in the near future on their
own grounds.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1902-08-19

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