The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1902-07-06

anu NV NWl VII NAN NFNHMI
His friend %srinn'vi, and ~ M" proper 'tr"
ate hi eggs ant drank his tea with the
hruil,si lobster fanks~I hv no rabhi' and
sie h-fn-r him hi- companion .l"pt M
m" -ots'r one pull.si ouf = cigar M
fni-h.i % u" .all-i III waiter ant
ordered thr table CLEARED ~ un'a-isi lot
-'-r. f~bhit and ale Ih"u 20" Nakei hi-
fu"ud Ntfh. Conn" along. me- hoN
-Mh"f"'s ny lobster AMI ubhit and
ale'' H." sleepy one demanded
Ate EN-. rcpli-d his fr"ni You've
had .noush tonight Come along
An right. wac IN" ~tr-fnus', IA the
Sleepy u" cumplac'ntly Naddl'd out
III hat cas-. a. least NJ aSsuranc" was
az substantial a. a fact
!, was ~ n znall dinner party IN. other
night, Before the women retired the
conversation turned On woman sunrnsr.
On" NJ the men. fat. fair and forty not
n wrinkl,-i aud cadav"rors bachelor told
a little story.
-wll some lady here explain thisp- h.
askeSi and went on L vas the one man In a
crowded car the other day. A little woman
Juggling a baby with Gulgine cheeks and
legs struggled aboard.
OF course. l gave her my ssat ri ght
gladly. Thus all the SEATS wen occupi-d
by women.
At the next square another woman
with "A humping hg baby clamh~red into
tho car She stood for n DOZEN blocks until
u - the women p~as-enRers left the car
Tell inc. plras-. why no woman In the
car gave up her sat to the woman with
the haby2"
1t wasn't necessary spoke up 4 bright
little unmarried clIhvoinln -. -av-35
why NOT pleasantly inquired N"
fair fR'-for'v one
IL was your duty Co relieve tho woman
80 her burden and huid It fur her, sh"
replied
-Bul | was hanging 70 a strap for dear
M" aud IN an unhappy and unsuccessful
effort To- - graceful IN maintaining my own
equilibrium huinhlv answered TIA" un-
wriuklnd M uncadaverous me.
That var not g"rman".' rcp'isNf tho
little clubv oman with nice dignity. 1T
was your duty to help N" woman In snrn"
way You had no skirts 20 fret YOU. You
were free and YOU should h1v" held IN.
hahy for that pour, o~verburd-n'd creature
If the iast FRIDAY In tho month il cool. .
SAID an eminent Wall Street man on Friday
Jun" q. all the following month will he
cool Thi- adAsr l. older than Russell
sage. and - july IL to ha cool. and h'aNtII
pitv th,, -.ytsLie and mountain ho'eI men.
~ now all the weather prophets. lay
and professional. ~ view 81 this will Keep
their ,y'- On the present month,
Thov have gas meters In your cellars
which ar, supposed to register the amount
Il gas YOU consume, whether IN or ~ ~
town Now "a genius j. ~ work on n teb-
phone ms,"r. which j. to register the num-
her q calls you have consumed under
your cuntrar'
Nuu are allowed. under this contract.
~ have So many calls n year. but Won have
M rlrl how many YOU have consumed,
and ar DEPENDENT upon tho telephone
people entirely In ~" proposed tel"-
phauD meter YOU will have a machine which
I'm some dcgr-, like IN" gas mct"rS. may
tell you where YOU stand and then again
u may not just n a gas m"tr" soin'fiin"s
get vahhlv IN summer time and registers
lust the same amount II sas consumed
whether you are In town or not.
Jersey folks an thrifty. The Other might
a theatre party 81 thirty men and women
were -hot down Broadway In an electric
car at miinieht. All were hound Tor
Arlington. y J and they had 10 get tho
last train
The boa, for this train left Chambers
s,r,,t AZ - IS tn" Iiggrr car ~ Broadway
and chambers STREET held ahout half ~"
r,rfv the other wouldn't boarl u until
IN. broadway conductor gave them trans
irr-
There wa. = mighty Discussion a. 70 who
had md Who had no. transfers 10" liZg"r
car man shouted q dozen times Hurry M,
II ,.u Waut 'ho lna''' but %" Jer-eNtn"n
and Irr-rv vu'u"u uuprovid,N with trans
frr- CAV" no hos~t 70 MS ~nrtlug- Ih'N
v.fIl.t' budl,. until ih"v gpt NJ" transf''-
Tn minutes were lust IN IN" wransi".
AL ~, whole Marty lu-t the bult and ~"
trim and w,r" compelled 10 put up AZ
hotels Tho mathematician u th" party
figured o. ihi- vay
T1.r'y Itu-,-'u' far's from Broadvnv
'n 'ra f,-f = .Nuwh'r~ -'~'-'' 81 ~ Il'ffy
n,.l. ~ a. night. $40 breakfast fDr thirty
ia tho motrf' = SO los - I"r~,Nin'n
and jersey women Over ~" "faUgl" Tor
transfer. siis
New York j. soon 20 hav" a restaurant
%, Kind that has long l-'u lacking here.
It, pr1rr,"tur H. a Frruc'ma who learned
Iii l~u-lur,- In tho t-.-t - IA" city "~tah-
H.hu.nts. and La recently decided 20
embark On th,s enterprise of his own, hav-
inc learned during HI cN-ri"n"' with
,uriuu. restaurants 'h" d"uand mat "N-
~ fnr u,r.muoda'Iru~ II ID" Kind That
hr pIHyus''- 80 ''"f
III r.v .-tahIishfp"n', which viii H.
.itunr.i Iu a lu' r'owu 'r"-- street, J. 20
only I'tya'" rpurl~ Their" will H.
p. tinii. dining rH,m Ia" s'Iara'"
mari, .rt- iur dinner viii Accommodate
FT.,,r 49,. 'n fvuU'N I-'r~H'- y NOR" and
a.. L.-- viii l-. r@r,siN"d In" i-"~i 20 Sf-
,,,,, and yiaud- arr o. he charA"'"u-'ic'
II 'u- r,t,,. wll.l h. almost without 'olH-
POSITION iu ~" civ
ono nf N" most constant Nisi'"r- A. clih
with IT, hurr on Flrh av"uu" has loug
h..r nddir."d go On" violation Il IA" IN
s'ru'tou'- regular rul"s which l. allowed
y. hiu low -trcisl agreement III" has teen
a u.rl.r It the ,luh for NOR" than thirty
war. and probably ur.r u NOR" ihan any
thar two u"mt-r- II" l. an old man
g.,s 'hrrr ~ 'hr morning a. - ""
i. NJ 'il"'v tu leave i-fur that hour ~
~" evening
n. always rocrivcs from the cashier a.
~. A, guilg home HI '''Ck- ipr 'N" iuN
To uaNr tl"m ou N" SPIT. and n"v"r las
ls.i known -inc' h. Juiu'd "a" club :"
allow an iulvht"duc~- Z" stand fur u inv
4. mo- a,h"r r.mlsr fplluw- M. plan,
and IA. question e ~ prUrr"tv had never
r.,,r up m th" club uuttt This u"ul-t
-.nsr.'sd y. 4 -,-CiAl hour RAJ" Wa
,s.--..d f- 800, b r'h' - after hi- dav
In, IN ilr sub o., H. all" e. return -
a.. uu'Yvn Iuu' with he ratisflc'nrv
~f...ir, that b. l'ht- fpr he day have
i..r iaid. only hir annual dues ar owing
I'M. ,lt then. and ~ b" has never failed
T.. is,y them always uu IA" lay they TAI
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