Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-11-01


owed TO his tailor.-Exchange.
Phil Finklestein goes about with his
pant limbs turned up.-Addison Record.
.'Is she a particular friend of his?'
well. if she's friend of his she's Ger
tainly not particular. Penn. Punch
Bowl.
Little Boy (who has been chased out
of the farmyard by a turkeyl-All right /,
Just wait till Christmas and I'll knock
the stuffing out of you!-New York
News.
The world seems to be divided into two
classes: those who board and envy those
who keep house. and those who keep
house and envy the Standardization
Globe.
She-Oh, yes; | quite believe there's
fool in every family. Don't you?
He-Well-er-my opinions rather hi
ased. You see, I'm the only member of
the family.
Where do you want to go?
Wife-Oh. | don't know-anywherc
where | can spend money.
But thought you wanted a CHANGE
Smart Set.
Miss De JOnes-AreyOu musical, Prof
Paddyrusky?
Prof. Paddyrusky-Oh yes, but if YOU
want to play, don't mind my feelings
netroit Free Press.
Mrs. Kidder-Well. Uncle Grimm, for
what are you especially thankful today?
al 4 N,sv. th.,, he, Il In.
tie Theodosia amt twins and little
Stuyvesant amt triplets!-Smart Set.
Mrs. HattersOn-The ladies of the pap
ish got up baby show for the benefit Of
the hospital.
Mrs. Catterson-Was it a success?
"Oh, bowling success. Smart Set.
FEELIN' CRISP
Put some white sand ON de flo
Whar dat fiddler gomez
Said | wouldn't dance no mo-
But-Ninter comm on
Atlanta Constitution
Sometimes in our more tolerant ana
forgiving moods, we don't blame people
for what they do; at the same time we
cannot help but feel that they ought to
have had more SENSE. indianapolis
News.
Mother-You have disobeyed me, Tom
my. Didn't | say no when you asked
me for another piece of cake? Tommy
Well, maybe you think | don't know
what woman's mo" means.--Town and
Country.
YES" answered Mr.. Stormington
Barnes. when YOU are playing golf!''
Sometimes when | am playing golf and
sometimes when | am playing Hamlet"
Washington STAR
A Georgia negro, on being told OF the
attempted lynching of member of his
race in the West, said: What did he
90 dar fer? Why didn't he stay ut home
on be lynched whar he raise en- bo'n?'-A
Atlanta Constitution.
lie Ito HIMSELF All on account
of my beastly temper, | suppose I've
gone and said too much
She Ito herself)--Oh, dear! II | hadn't
lost my temper, l might have said ever
80 much more.-Brooklyn Life.
4 Mistake Stella-I came near Miss
ing "A proposal last night
Bella-You did?
Etelih~1 eS. re got GOWN on ms knees.
and | thought he was merely looking for
ping-pong ball.-Elarpers Bazaar.
IL think that man is rather suspicious
about me" remarked the seal. indicating
the Eskimo hunter approaching in his
kayak. "Suspicious?" quered the wal
rus. YES, think he's inclined to take
me for skin. Philadelphia Press
Here's painting, only three-fo
square, which sold for $780," said the
Billville citizen. THE goodness gra-
cious" exclaimed listener; I'D paint
the four sides of n two-story house fer
less than hat"-Atlanta Constitution.
why do you charge me s. for the use
OF horse and carriage today" asked
the patron. II had the same rig last
week and you charged only ST. well,
it's coal-black horse. amt it," said tho
naughty liveryman.-Bu Buffalo Express.
a SUITABLE MATCH.