Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1902-06-30
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Dear July. please try to be good.
Unhappy days for the ice cream
barons.
Maybe well have summer about next
December.
June's last lap and no tears she'd
Natures excepted.
Natures grief seems to be prolonged
indefinitely.
A thaw Is looked for with a great
deal of longing.
Who will volunteer to demonstrate
with Mr.. Hicks?
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who said the Father Of Barberton
had forgotten his child?
1t Is indeed a cold night when the
hammock gets a rest.
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Don't put your overcoat aside until
after the Fourth of July.
Some of the old timers are beginning
to talk of the year of the frost.
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The eighth wonder of the world Is
that Cupid does not get pneumonia.
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Where's the man who said Behind
the clouds is the sun still shining?"
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These days cause one to hesitate
whether to buy a Panama or a fur
cap.
If this keeps up some of the calendar
pictures will have to be extensively re-
vised.
Wouldn't Barberton squirm if War
wick were to slip up some day and an
mex her?
Quite long time now since anyone
stole Ralph Burnett's' horse-and that's
wonder. too.
The doctors have also postponed their
vacations nd it is on account of the
weather. too.
Two wrongs make no right. nor does
whole bunch of cold wet DAYS make
summer weather.
There is sometimes real comfort in
the reflector that ''There1l come a time
some day
This kind of weather usually brings
forth boys club inspiration from the
Man of the Hour.
There's one good thing about such
weather. The mosquitoes feel it as
keenly as human beings.
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All the world loves an optimist and
their stock is two hundred per cent.
above par such days as these.
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That Barberton merchants picnic will
be the event of the year-next to
Christmas and Thanksgiving turkey.
Stock ties easily convertible into
muffiers would he intensely fashion
able If introduced by Akron merchants.
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Won't those 50-year.old stock cuts
of the b. ]. look frisky when worked
out by that $25 1000 900 color press?
Even though it SHOWS on the Fourth
there will be enough burned fingers TO
show the casual observer that it was
hot
Maybe il would solve the problem
il someone We're to kill the weather
man. If so. 1t is certain there will be
no want Of volunteers.
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Most any town can have a Carnegie
library but Barberton alone can boast
OF Barber library. 'Rah for Mr..
Barber.
Those who attended the band con-
cert, Sunday, danced and jumped to
the music. that they might not become
stiff with cold.
Fred Shirer's friends will probably
find II very fashionable to call on him
often. now that his headquarters are
at place where good things abound.
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For sale, cheap--Straw hats, fancy
hosiery, peekaboo waists. bathing suits
and other articles of summer wear.
Inquire most anywhere.
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Indications are that the football
season will begin unusually early.
Games could he played now without
especial discomfort
Office seekers may attend the picnic
or City Officials, but not to drum up
votes. Congressional Candidates Girls.
pin and Dick will please take notice.
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Some girls can handle an umbrella
and a bunch OF petticoats on a rainy
day with as telling effect as a fan and
parasol on a sunny, summer day at the
seashore.
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