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Red River prospector. (Red River, Taos County, N.M.) 1900-190?, 1902-01-16

Michigan University's football eleven
scored sol points during the season,
banking every opponent. This almost
marks tie point where the game be-
comes undressing.
Red River prospector. (Red River, Taos County, N.M.) 1900-190?, 1902-01-16

It migSt expedite matters consiueI-
ably II the various powers made it a
practice to keep their cruisers in the
Dardanelles sll the time, the sultan be-
ing simply invited to observe their
presence every time a bill falls due.
Red River prospector. (Red River, Taos County, N.M.) 1900-190?, 1902-01-16

Harvard student latter a full
meal" crawled up 400 feet of a preci-
pice, every moment in imminent dan
ger Of death. Clearly he must have
partaken generously of more thar solid
food.
Red River prospector. (Red River, Taos County, N.M.) 1900-190?, 1902-01-16

A Kansas paper advises that turkeys
be cooked with their breasts turned to
the bottom of the pan. How prone, as
it were, some men are to NEEDLE in
kitchen affairs!
Red River prospector. (Red River, Taos County, N.M.) 1900-190?, 1902-01-16

In German West Africa they get
three years in the penitentiary for
roasting J negro; in this country they
get a three days roast in the news
papers. Neither punishment seems to
discourage the habit.
Red River prospector. (Red River, Taos County, N.M.) 1900-190?, 1902-01-16

The United States court of appeals
has decided in a St. Louis case that an
applicant for life insurance must tell
the truth. Is this decision not revolu-
tionary?
Red River prospector. (Red River, Taos County, N.M.) 1900-190?, 1902-01-16

Bulgaria can maltreat defenseless
women. but it can not afford to be i'm
pudent to Uncle Sam. Reference
Spain
Red River prospector. (Red River, Taos County, N.M.) 1900-190?, 1902-01-16

Hall Game has Joined the church,
and his publishers a large
increase in the sales of his books.
Other authors should take notice.
Red River prospector. (Red River, Taos County, N.M.) 1900-190?, 1902-01-16

Perhaps the American girl is too
fond of queening it owe the house.
Put, bless her, we have crowned her
and have neither heart nor courage to
rebel.
Red River prospector. (Red River, Taos County, N.M.) 1900-190?, 1902-01-16

Lord h@itchene. is long on organiza-
tion, but short on OIL.
Red River prospector. (Red River, Taos County, N.M.) 1900-190?, 1902-01-16

Everybody is sorry for Inventor
Gathmann, but his gun is not the ir-
resistible force that is to encounter the
immovable body some day.
Red River prospector. (Red River, Taos County, N.M.) 1900-190?, 1902-01-16

Queen Wilhelmina insisted on pick
ing out her own husband. Next time
perhaps she will let her state counsel
ors lock owe him.
Red River prospector. (Red River, Taos County, N.M.) 1900-190?, 1902-01-16

The King of zap is believed to have
been lost at sea. Yaps everywhere will
observe the conventional time OF
mourning.
Red River prospector. (Red River, Taos County, N.M.) 1900-190?, 1902-01-16

DR.. Coon accuses newspapers of
spreading the grip. They simply can't
help it, doctor; they've go to spread
things or go out Of business.
Red River prospector. (Red River, Taos County, N.M.) 1900-190?, 1902-01-16

Secretary Hay says lying is not
diplomacy. This being the case, we
must conclude that the sultan isn't
much of a diplomat
Red River prospector. (Red River, Taos County, N.M.) 1900-190?, 1902-01-16

Kentuckians may object to the
isthmian canal as increasing the
water area of the eartn.
Red River prospector. (Red River, Taos County, N.M.) 1900-190?, 1902-01-16

They know what weather is in the
Klondike. The Yukon river is frozen
to the bottom and half way back.
Red River prospector. (Red River, Taos County, N.M.) 1900-190?, 1902-01-16

Russia is settling Siberia on>the in
stallment plaza thousand peasants
in a bunch.
Red River prospector. (Red River, Taos County, N.M.) 1900-190?, 1902-01-16

A baker in Bombay sollcits English
patronage on the grounds that he is a
"irst-class British loafer.'"
Red River prospector. (Red River, Taos County, N.M.) 1900-190?, 1902-01-16
Red River %PrOSpectOr.

RED RIVER NEW MEXICO.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1902-10-08

The privilege OF having some one
with whom we may exchange a few
rational words every day, as Emerson
phrases 1t, Is the choicest gift In life.
We are rich in society and yet poor In
companionship. In the overflow OF
chatter we are starved for CONVERSE
ton. Social life is so largely an affair
OF representation, it lnclines so largely
to the spectacular and to what Its
chronlcers designate as social fune-
tions." that the element Of conversa-
tional intercourse is almost eliminated.
Yet, primarily, is not that the supreme
object Of all friendly meetingf When
we reduce to first principles this com
pick thing called living, do we not go
to our friend solely to talk With himf
DO we not invite him solely that we
may exchange ideas and compare
views on subjects of mutual INTEREST,"
Still, as things go, people meet all
through season in the midst OF groups
and throngs at dinners, receptions, en-
tertaInments OF all klnds-without ex-
changing one word In the way OF true
Intercourse. Exchange.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1902-10-08

A naval officer engaged in ordnance
duty OH n home station was given to
talking in his sleep. One night he
awakened his wife by starting up In
bed and exclalming In accents Of pity
ing distress
"She must have new Jacket! |
must manage to get one for herr
The wife, knowing her husbands
slumbers had never before been dis
turbed by the requirements Of her
wardrobe. became vastly agltated and
gripped him by the arm.
"Willlami William" she breathed
earnestly into his ear. hope meanwhile
rising high In her breast. who Is
sheP
"My three inch gun" sighed the
overtaxed ordnance man.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1902-10-08
JAPANESE REGALlA.
Royal EmbIems without which the
Emperor Could Not Rule.

Royal Embfems without Whch tns
Emperor Could Not Rule.
The japanese royal emblems consist
of copper mirror, symbolic of knowl-
edge; steel sword, symbolizing cour-
age and agate jewels, representing
mercy The story OF their origin WAS
told thus by japanese official
The sun goddess became angry with
the earth and withdrew into cave,
plunging everything into darkness
The other deities could not induce her
to come out. So began 10 make noise
us of great rejoicing, which aroused
the curiosity of the lrate goddess. She
finally came to the mouth of the cave
to learn the cause of the uproar and
WINS told that they had found more
beautiful goddess than herself, The
sun goddess came out then, demand
ing to see her rival, and the crafty del
ties held the mirror before her, which
drove all her sulklness away.
The sword was taken by Susenoo,
the brother of the sun goddess, from
the tail of an eight headed serpent
that had been annually devourlng
beautiful girl. Suscnoo placed eight
great tubs of wine In his way and when
he was sleeping killed him and took
the sword as n trophy.
The sword is kept in an apartment
near the imperial bedchamber and
called the Room of the Sword. The
Jewels have also room to themselves,
and the mirror Is In charge of priest
ess. The rcgalla have the highest sig
nificance I'm the eyes of the people, and
1t IL held that no emperor can possibly
rule without the three virtues which
they represent. He must, moreover,
hold the actual tokens. aud In the Inn
perlal code II IL enJoned TINT on the
death of the sovereign his heir must
take possession of them.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1902-10-08

Leave Lambertville for Manunka Chunk s.3S
1929 am, i.N. 607 and s27 IN, Sunday, 9i5
IN, s.sl p, m, For Phillipsburg and Elston only,
b2S y m weekdays.
Leave Frenehtow n 8 05, 1919 a m, 2 %, $40 and
sbt m, week days, ioi5a m, s'b4 p m sundays.
For phillipshurg aud Easton only, 7,04 p m.
Arrive ut Phillips burg $40 and ii.22 m, 2 ~,
500, 81 and 926 M Sunday, 10 so a m, 9.26
pm.
Leave Philipsburg 7.2s, 945 and 1926 m. Az
06 and 30 p M. Sunday 1854 M, Q 80 u M
Arrive Belydere 1871, 10 u and IL so M $40
6,Si, 9,57 m. sunday, HIPS a m, . 81 pm.
Arrive Manunka Chunk sos, 10 80 and II Sc a
NJ s25, 6ss and 1904 m. Sunday, 1872 a m.
10 OF IN.
Additional trains leave Belvidere for Manunka
Chunk 200 and $40 am, and $40 m. Sunday
chunk for Bclyidere i04s m, I20, CAS- and 10 Of
p. m. Sunday, so, 1906 m.
Freight or mixed trains leaving Manunks
Chunk Mt 600 n M, Beiyidere ola a M Martins
Greek 6,si I'M, arriving Lehigh Junction G.4s IN
win carry passengers and make stops at dag sta
tons north of Phillipsburg.
Passengers for Broad Street station. Philadel'
phia, by trains leaving Manunks Chunk 7,26 a m
daily and 6.2S m weekdays, and $50 a m (Mon.
days only, aud leaving philipsburg SEQ a m
daily, and $50 p. m. weekdays, aud 9.s5 a. IN
Mondays only, go through without change al
Trenton. A through car for Manunks Chunk il
attached to trains leaving Broad Street Station
at 9.06 m, 1900 noon, OF and $50 pm. BY al
other trains passengers TO or from Broad Street
station change cars at Trenton
Connection Is made at Manunka Chunk with
Delaware, Lackawanna Western Railroad; lie.
high Junction with Lehigh Valley, Lehigh & Sus
quehanna, Morris Essex, and New Jersey Cen
trail Railroads. At Lambertville with Fleming
ton Railroad AT Trenton with trains TO and from
New York. Camden, &c.
For further information, see time tables which
can be obtained at the ticket Offices.
]. r. WOOD,
General Passenger Agent.
]. b. HUTCHINSON,
General Manager
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1902-10-08

One end of the apple bears the name
of basin" and contains the remnants
of the blossom sometimes called tho
eye of the fruit. This part of the apple
is deep In some varieties and shallow
and open In others. This Is the weak
est point in the whole apple as con
Germs the question of the keeping quail
ity of the fruit If the basin is shallow
and the canal to the core firmly closed,
there is much less likelihood of the
fruit decaying than when 1t is deep,
and the evident opening connects the
center of the fruit with the surface.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1902-10-08
THE GRIP EPIDEMIC.
The Disease More Prevalent than Ever and
Quite as Fatal. The Best Treatment.

The Disease More Prevalent than Ever and
Quite as Fatal. The Best Treatment.
The grip has surprised the doc
tors and health authorities this season
by its rapid spread and by some novel
symptoms. While it spares nobody
it is proving especially dangerous to
middle-aged and elderly persons. In
many cases either a fatal onset of
pneumonia, or a complete breakdown
of health and strength, is apt to fol-
low an attack of grip.
The wise course for all is preven-
ton. By wearing Benson's Porous
Plaster on the chest and back you
protect the lungs from cold and chill
and with ordinary carey you are
safe from grip.
For those who are already suffer-
ing from grip, or from the usual win
ter coughs and colds, Benson's Plasters
are sure and speedy relief and cure.
Highly medicinal and scientific.
Refuse limitations and substitutes.
Only the genuine are effective. Ex-
anime when you buy. Seabury &
johnson, Manufacturing Chemists,
New York.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1902-10-08
THE LAMBERTYILLE RECORD
WEDNESDAY, or 8, 1902.
THE BEST DAY OF ALL.
Two Reasons why sunday Always
AppeaIs 10 the Children.

Two Reasons why sunday Always
Appeals 10 the Children.
On weekday mornings father had
gone to work when you came down
stairs, but on Sunday mornings when
you awoke trihe earlier, II anything
"Father!''
Silence
"Fatherw little louder.
Then sleepy Yes
I'VE want to get up"
ut Isn't time yet. You children go TO
sleep"
You waited. Then
Father is 1t time YETI"
NO. You children lie still"
So you and Llzbeth, wideawake,
WHISPERED together, and then. TO while
away the time while father slept, you
played Indian, which required two lit
tie yells from you to begin with (when
the Indian You arrived In your war
paint and two big yells from Lizbeth
to end with (when the Paleface She
was being scalpcd).
Then father said 1t was mo use,
and mother took n hand. You were
quiet after that, but 1t was ynwny iy-
ing there with the sun so high. You
listened Not sound came from IA
Their and mothers room. You rose eau
tlously, you and LIzbeth, In your little
bare feet You stole softly across the
floor. The door was II crack open, so
you pcekcd In, your face even with the
knob and Lizbeth's just below. And
then at one and the same instant you
both said Boo" and grlnned. and the
harder you grInned the harder father
tried not to laugh, which was sign
that you could scramble into bed with
him, you on one side and Llzbeth on
the other, cuddling down close while
mother went To see about breakfast.
1t was very strange, but while 1t had
been so hard to browse In your own
bed the moment you were In fathers
you did not want to get up ut all. In
deed, 1t was father who wanted to get
up first, and it was yon who cried that
1t was not time.
Weekdays were always best for most
things. but for two reasons Sunday
was the best day of all. One reason
was Sunday dinner. The other was ia
ther.-Harper's Magazine.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1902-10-08
As IL uenliy Was

Lay on, Macduff" cried Macbeth
Macduff was motionless.
'Whatll be the matter noo?" said
Macbeth. "Dinna We ken that's the
cuef"
Il was ma sure" said Maeduff,
whether We We're Just recht in yer
grammar | thought ye meant lie on
an that l wadna stand, but It's all
recht moo"
And the conflict began.-Toledo Bee.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1902-10-08
Different Lines,

She-Women haven't bit more curl
oslty than men, Pm certain.
He-No but 1t is manifested In diff
ferent lines For instance a woman
might own a sewing machine without
finding out how 1t Is made, but she
wouldn't have seamstress In the
house day without knowing all about
Washington Times.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1902-10-08
Ousel. prnunntian

81 hear your brother is an assistant
bookkeeper."
Eyes. indeed. And, do you know, he
proved himself SO clever that they've
passed him over the first aud second
assistantships and made him third as.
sistant right off"-New York World.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1902-10-08
Never still.

Mrs. Naggem-And do you love me
still?
Naggem (wearily)-l don't know; I've
never had the ehanee!LSan Francisco
Bulletin.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1902-10-08

"What was your idea In having
Bertha learn typewriting"
well, she was always drumming
with her fingers. and | thought she
might as well do 1t to some purpose.
Chicago Tribune.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1902-10-08

No one likes to be reminded that
there is another side to the story
Atchison Globe.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1902-10-08

Amateor-When l stand on the stage,
see nothing, and | am conscious of
nothing but the role | am playing. The
audience disappears entirely.
Frlend-Well. | can't blame the au-
dience much for that.-Illustrated Bits.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1902-10-08

One does not have to fall asleep to
dream.-Eew York News.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1902-10-08

Fancy Patent Spring Flour. "Gold Stand
ard" brand; blended Spring and Winter
-four Silver Spray " brand best straight
grade of family fiour, "Snow Flake" brand |;
pure fancy Buckwheat, Graham and Rye
four, course cake middlings, corn feeds, all
kinds pure grain, mixed feeds, wheat bran
white oats, corn and other grains. Highest
cash price paid farmers for grain.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1902-10-08
JOSEPH SMITH & CO.,
MANUFACTURERS OF AND DEALERS IN
Flour, Feed, Grain,
Lumber and Fertilizers.
PRALlSVlIlE MILLS.
STOCKTON p. o.. N. j.
MILL STUFF.

The following articles can be purchased
wholesale or retail at Prallsyille Mills, at the
lowest possible prices.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1902-10-08
SUNDRIES.

Nova Scotia land plaster, wall plaster ready
TO put on by addition of water only. Cement
by the Dbl. or peck. Roofing slate, slate. flag
ging and grave covers, hard BRICKS, baled
niflef and other varieties. Ground oyster
shells for poultry, poultry meal, ground poul-
trybone, ETC.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1902-10-08
LUMBER.

We have White pine, Yellow Pine and Hem
lock Lumber tof all grades generally usedl
We have the largest assortment of Shingles
kept in this vicinity, also Porch Columns,
Mouldings, Brackets, etc.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1902-10-08

Leave Lambertvle for Pennington SD a IN, I. 0d
and g 90 p M, week days.
Arrive Pennington 9.ls m, 2.52 and ~ m
weekdays.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1902-10-08
FERTILIZERS.

Joseph Smith 4 Co.'S called Prallsville
Formula brand, Mapes'. Bergs' Fertilizers
and pure raw fine bone, "Newports" and
- Nassau"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1902-10-08
YYs AA q SsD.
1886 salary per year,

Cabable, reliable person in every county to
represent large company of solid financial re-
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1902-10-08
Tonic Hypophosphites

A Nutritive Stimulant and Tonic
to the BRAIN and NERVOUS
SYSTEM.
Stimulates and tones up the AP-
PETITE, improves NUTRITION,
and gives strength and
vigor to the body.
OF great value in CONSUMPTION,
BRONCHITIS, ASTHMA, COUGHS,
COLDS and other diseases of
the LUNGS and THROAT,
NERVOUS EXHAUSTION,
GENERAL DEBILITY,
and other affections
characterized by
impaired nu-
triton.
Large Size. $50.
SIM all Size. 45c.
S. W. COCHRAN & co.
Manufacturing Chemists,
Lamber tville, N. j.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1902-10-08

payable weekly; ss per day absolutely sure
and all expenses; straight. bona-fide, definite
salary. no commission; salary paid each Satur-
day and expense money advanced each week
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1902-10-08

favorite Remedy the New
Cent re andth regular 81. 90 size bottles
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1902-10-08

leave Pennington LAS m, II 30 and s.5b m
week days.
Arrive lambcrtville sIOa IN. l.2S and {. I m
week days.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1902-10-08
STANDARD HOUSE,

1874 Dearborn St., CHICAGO.
New-York tribune., 1902-12-02
TRUST BILLS INTRODUCED
NO ADMINISTRATION MEASURES YET PRh-
SENTED.

Washington. Dec. IA number of bills were
introduced in the House to-day affecting COM
mercial combna tions. but none are admlnlstra-
ton measures Several had been shown to At
torney General Knox. but he neither approved
nor disapproved any of the proposed measures
It is expected that when the Judiciary Commit
tee takes the bills up Mr. Knox will be invited
to give his views
a joint resolution offered by Representative H
c. Smith, of Michigan. proposes an amendment
10 the constitution comforting on Congress pow
er 20 define regulate prohibit and dissolve
trusts. monopoes, etc
Representative Hepburn. of Iowa, chairman
of the Committee Commerce. introduced
bill approrriating $500. .OO0 to be expended under
the direction OF the Attorney General in the
employment of special counsel and agents of the
Department of Justice, 10 conduct proceedings,
suits and prosecutions in the enforcement of the
Sherman Antitrust law.
\ bill introduced by Representative Shook,
of Ohio aims al securing evidence in such suits.
and provides that shall be excused from
teStifying. All measures this subject were
referred to the Committee on Judiciary.
New-York tribune., 1902-12-02
TARIFF STRUGGLE IN REICHST4G
SOCIAL DEMOCRATS STILL PREVENT A
VOTE ON THE BILL

Berlin Dec 1.-The majority parties kept
quorum in the Reichstag to-day watching for
an opportunity to adopt Baron Won kardorns
motion take vote the Tariff bill as a
whole but the minority occupied the day with
further debate the measure. Herr Richter
set forth the reasons why he was not acting
with the Social Democrats and Moderate Rad1-
calls in obstructing the passage of the bill. Herr
Richter who has been a member of the Reichs-
tag for thirty years. and who is always
heard with respect. said it all very we'll to
delay the vote on question until the members
had a chance express their views on it, but
when it came to delaying the action of the ma
jority for from eighteen to nineteen months
parliamentary Institutions were undermined
Referring to the recent disorder in the Reichs
tag Herr Richter remarked
We are approaching the Austrian Diets CON
dftion in which case / should not consider IT
an honor to belong to the Reichstag any longer
Herr RebeI, in hours unsparing denuncia-
lion of the supporters of the tariff. was ire
ouently called to order by the President. once
when be said;
by devices such as these the tariff VIII pe
presented to the ruling classes at Christmas SO
that they over their caviar and oysters. may
sneer at the efforts Of the Social Democrats TO
protect the pockets of the poor.