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The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1902-03-12

In any we'll regulated household
the chief personages in their order
of Importance are the cook, the
baby and the baby's puppy dog
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1902-03-12

When dog barks at the moon
all night it is sure sign of inso-
monia on the part of the dog
and others.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1902-03-12

The Prussian prayer book en-
joins that the whole of the service.
including the sermon. shall not last
above one hour.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1902-03-12

The economical housewife is
always trying to make something
new out of bread crusts.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1902-03-12

If thy friends agree in calling
thee an ass. go and get a halter
around thee.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1902-03-12

American locks are to be found
In the most remote hamlets in
Siam.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1902-03-12

Actions speak louder than
words. Some men never say die,
yet they all have to do it.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1902-03-12

Robbers secured 81, 500 in stamps
and $50 in money from the post
Office at Oxford, Ohio, yesterday,
by breaking into the safe.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1902-03-12

Why did the fly A,P Because
the spider spied her.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1902-03-12

A nice little sum for Ohio river
improvements, that s2,633,3O
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1902-03-12

What is intended for thy neigh.
Dor will never be thine.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1902-03-12

Feminine folly teaches men more
than masculine wisdom.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1902-03-12

When man says he had for
gotten all about that little loan
you Just returned he is liar.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1902-03-12

It is said that Pope Leo XIII
receives from $4,000 to $4,000 let
ters and papers each day. This
immense volume of correspondence
is handled by thirty-five secretaries
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1902-03-12

Can the sardine box9 No. but
the tomato can.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1902-03-12
Bryan Gives Prize.

Before leaving MorgantowD or
his recent visit there, Hon. Viii.
liam Jennings Bryan handed tc
DIR. Purinton a check for $3.50
This is to be a permanent fund
the proceeds of which are % be
applied annually as a prize for the
best essay written by an under
graduate on the subject, "The
Science of Government"
The University committee on
contests and prizes is to have
charge of the fund and all the de.
tails of the contests.
AT six per cent. the fund of $3.50
will make yearly prize of $15-
an amount we'll worth striving for
The gift is a generous one, com.
ing as it does from man who is
not wealthy, and who, although
his income may be considerable is
compelled to live in a manner that
leaves little surplus. Col. Bryan's
generous donation is greatly ap-
preciated, and aside from politics,
he has warm place in the hearts
of the people of Morgantown.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1902-03-12

A very young man is apt to lose
his heart and his head simultane.
ously.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1902-03-12

If thou tellest thy secret to thre,
persons, ten krow of it.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1902-03-12

Many a mans word is like an
echo-merely hollow mockery.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1902-03-12

st. Patrick's Day Monday, March
18th.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1902-03-12

The real value of family phys
ioian is that when a woman thinks
nothing is the matter with one of
thelohildren he can make her be-
lieve what she knows already.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1902-03-12

Point Pleasant should have 6
Humane Society.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1902-03-12

The Uncertain MIR. Roosevelt.
We have tried to think well OF
Mr.. Roosevelt and we expressed
our earnest hope when he was ele.
vated by accident to the presi-
dency that he would fill the office
acceptably, but we have been re-
luctantly forced to the conclusion
that nothing substantial in the
way of reform or economy is to be
expected of him and that his de.
cision on any important question
is as ditdcult to guess as throw
of the dice.-Memphis CONNER.
cisl-AppeaI.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1902-03-12

a word to the wise is often su&-
cient to get fool into trouble.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1902-03-12

The Baltimore American, admin
istration, refers to the incumbent
as "president by accident"
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1902-03-12
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The finy-Seventh Congress of the United
states will be in session the coming winter.
a new President will shape the policy of
the country and fix the character of the leg
islation to be enacted 1t is believed that
the new policies TO be recommended and
urged will be radical in some directions and
of vital interest to every citizen who has "A
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The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1902-03-12

First learn and then teach
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1902-03-12

The birds of the air despise
miser.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1902-11-28
Texas & Pacific Railway.

The territory to which excursion
tickets for the holidays will be sold
has been considerably widened. In
addition 20 the usual sale OF tickets
to points in the Southeastern states,
the T. & p railway company will also
sell rodn trip tickets to principal
points in Mexico, Colorado. Arkansas,
Missouri, Kansas. Iowa, Illinois, Ne
braska. North and South Dakota, Min
nesOta and Wisconsin.
The rate will be one frst-class fare
plus s. for the round trip and tickets
may be purchased December l3, IT.
p, 22. 23 and 26. good to return with
In thirty days from date Of sale.
Further information regarding rates
through service sleepers. free seats in
chair cars. etc, may be had from any
railroad ticket agent, or through cor
respondence with II. p. Hughes, trav
cling passenger agent, Fort Worth
Texas, or E. p. Turner G. p. & T. A.
r. & p. railway company, Dallas
Texas.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1902-11-28
Res. Llnlment on Earth.

|. NJ, McHany, Greenville. Texas.
writes, Nov. 2, 1900 Il had rheuma.
tism last winter, was down In bed six
weeks; tried everything, but got nc
relief, till a friend gave me. part OF
a bottle Of Billiards. Snow Liniment
| used II and got two more bottles. II
cured me and haven't felt any more
rheumatism since. l recommend Snow
Liniment TO be the best llniment on
earth for rheumatism" For vheumat
ic, sciatic or neuralgia pains, rub in
Billiards. Snow Liniment, you win moi
suffer long but will be gratifed with
speedy and effective cure Csc, SOC
and 81 at W. b. Frames.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1902-11-28
The - Remedy for croup.

From the Atchison, Kan, Daily
Globe:
This Is the season when the woman
who knows the best remedies for
Group IS in demand in every neighbor-
hood. One Of the most terrible things
In the world Is TO be awakened in the
middle OF the night by n whoop from
one of the children. The Group rem
edies are almost as sure 10 be lost. in
case of Group, as a revolver is sure to
be lost In case of burglars. There used
to be an old fashioned remedy for
Group known as hive syrup and tolu,
but some modern mothers say that
Chamberlain Cough Remedy Is bet
ter and does not cost so much. II
causes the patient TO throw up the
phlegm" quicker and gives relief in a
shorter time Give this remedy as
soon as the croupy cough appears and
IL will prevent the attack. II never
fails and is pleasant and safe to take.
For sale by City Drug Store, f. j.
Ramsey and Ardmore Drug Co.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1902-11-28
A TEXAS WONDER.
HALLS GREAT DISCOVERY.

one small bottle OF The Texas Won.
der. Halls Great Discovery, cures all
kidney and bladder troubles. removes
gravel. cures diabetes, seminal ennis
sions. weak and lame back. rheuma'
tism and all irregularities Of the Kid.
news and bladder in both women and
men. Regulates bladder touble In
children. II not sold by your druggist
will be sent by mail on recei . OF VI
one small bottle is two months treat
ment and will cure any case above
mentioned. DIR. r. w. hA IL
Sole manufacturer, St Louis NO
Sold By all druggists and ". B.
Frame, ArdmOre, l. T.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1902-11-28
Beautiful Clear Sky.

Herbine exerts direct influence on
the bowels, liver and kidneys, purify
ing and strengthening these organs
and maintaining them in a normal
condition of health; thus removing a
common cause of yellow, notify,
greasy skin and more or less OF PIN.
pies, blotches and blackheads zoe at
w. b. Frames.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1902-11-28
HUNTERS HAVE HARD LUCK.
oklahomans Arrested in Greek Na,ior
Violate Federal Game Laws.

OklahOmdnS Affeetcu w SiNNN iHeNfN'
Violate Federal Game Laws.
The Guthrie Leader tells us that sad,
agonizlng tidings come from Eufaula,
Indian Territory. Gr'hrie hunters are
"up against the government" for hunt
ing in the Creek nation. With joyful
hearts and well filled lunch bags. those
royal hunters. Major n. ID. McGinley.
Geo. sendelbach, VIII Wheeler and
Emil Ritterbusch left the city few
DAYS ago for deer and grouse shoot
in the Creek country.
Arriving they bagged. stalked deer
with wanton glee, and their gunny
sacks we're soon filed with natures
wild birds. In an evil moment, how.
ever Bill Wheeler scared up a bear.
He began shooting at Bruin. The shots
aroused a band OF deputy United
States marshals who we're out hunt
ing for poachers. The officers swoop-
ed down on Wheeler and his party and
arrested the outfit. The forlorn Guth-
rieltes were taken to Eufaula and ar.
raigned before a federal commissioner
for violation Of the federal game laws.
All put up cash bonds. except Geo.
sendelbach, who was placed in jail to
see II Il was nicer than the new city
hall Jail here.
They can't blum me" cried Guth-
rie's city clerk. "Ill stay in jail tin the
government falls didn't Kill even a
sparrow"
Doc Bronson's bird dogs and all the
property. including Olsmith's finest
English guns. we're conhscated by the
Indian Territory officers.
A detachment OF the Guthrie zou.
aves. headed by Doc Bronson and
Jack Horner will probably make a
relief trip to Eufaula. Meanwhile Bill
Wheeler is scared TO death and Sen
delbach refuses to be bailed out.
II develops that the arrest Of the
hunters is more serious than at first
supposed
The following telegram was receiv
ed at noon today by T. A. Neal dated
at okmulgee. l. r:
please have Burford. Fossett and
Speed wire J b. Shoenfelt. Indian
agent at Muskogee to order release o
our guns and ammunition in hands o
John West Indian police.
MCKINLEY,
WHEELER.
"SENDELBACH.
"RITTERBUSCH." D."
District Clerk Neal said.
I'VE are working like beavers to ge
the boys out of this trouble and hav
already spent $500 wiring Muskoge
and Washington. warned the boy
not to go into the Creek nation
Shoenfelt's orders are extremely strir
gent, and much trouble may er
sue from this infraction Of the la,
against hunting Mr. Speed also cat
toned the boys"
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1902-11-28

II you are bilious and seeking advisers
Take DeWitt's Little Early Risers,
Just before going TO bed.
You will find on the morrow,
You are rid OF your sorrow-
That's all; Just enough said.
These famous pills do not grippe, but
move the bowels gently and easily.
cleansing the liver. Their tonic ef.
feet gives strength to the glands. pre-
venting .eturn Of the disorder.
City Drug Store.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1902-11-28
Cured Piles After 30 Years.

Mr.. c. Haney OF Geneva, Ohio, had
the piles for forty years. Doctors and
dollars could do him no lasting good.
DeWitt's Witch Hazel salve cured him
permanently. Invaluable for cuts
burns, bruises, sprains, decorations,
eczema, tetter, salt rheum and all
other skin diseases. Look for the
name Dewitt on the package-all 9th.
ers are cheap, worthless counterfeits.
City Drug Store.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1902-11-28
Deafness Cannot be Cured

BY local applications, as they can not
reach the diseased portion OF the ear.
There is only one way to cure deaf
ness, and that is by constitutional rem
edies. Deafness is caused by an in
famed condition OF the mucous lining
OF the eustachian tube. When this
tube is infamed you have a rumbling
sound or imperfect hearing. and when
II is entirely closed, deafness is the
result. and unless the Inflammation
can be taken out and this tube re-
stored to its normal condition, hear
Ing will be destroyed forever; nine
cases out OF ten are caused by ca
tarrh, which is nothing but an inflam-
ed condition of the mucous surfaces.
We will give one hundred dollars
for any case of deafness (caused by
catarrh) that can not be cured by
Halls Catarrh Cure. Send for circu-
lars, free. +. j. CHENEY & CO.
Toledo. Ohio.
Sold by druggists, 75c.
Halls Family Pills are the best.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1902-11-28

So feline is woman that she can't
bear to have anybody except her chill
dren look like their father without
raging Jealousy.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1902-11-28

II girl were stone blind she would
not want all those frills and fussy
things that nobody ever sees but her.
self.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1902-11-28
Physicians Prescribe II.

Many broad minded physicians pre-
scribe Foley's Honey and Tar, as they
have never found so safe and reliable
a remedy for throat and lung troubles
as this medicine Sold by Bonner &
Bonner.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1902-11-28
A Through Car Line From Memphis to
Portland, Oreaon.

On Wednesday November 10, the
Rock Island system Choctaw. Okla
homa and Gulf railroad. in connection
with the Union Pacific Route. estab-
lished a through personally conducted
tourist sleeping car line TO Portland,
Oregon, which will leave Memphis
Wednesday at 9 a. m, Little Rock
l:l5 p. m, South McAlester, l. T.,
1880 p. m. same day, Oklahoma City
2:4O p. m. Thursday, El Reno $40 a.
m, Denver 1880 a. m Friday. Ogden
7:l5 a. IN. Saturday. arriving at Port
land, Oregon al $40 a IN. Sunday.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1902-11-28
Read ThIs.

Ardmore. |. T., Oct. II. l902.-Dr
f. w. Hall, st. Louis, Mo. Dear Sir;
Less than one bottle OF your Texas
Wonder. Halls Great Discovery. cur
ed me OF diabetes. and ! can cheerfully
recommend H. Yours truly,
II. A. YOUNGBLOOD.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1902-11-28

Absent treatment is, without doubt
the treatment the bald headed man
takes to bring back his absent hair.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1902-11-28

II is often hard to distinguish the
difference between a peacemaker and
a busybody
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1902-11-28

Beauty is only skin deep. std lot
OF people are pre- ~ thin skinned at
that
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1902-11-28

No man can long stay angry at a
woman; women are so expert at max
ing up.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1902-11-28

Falling In love doesn't make as much
trouble for the average man as falling
out again.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1902-11-28
A BUSINESS CHANCE

| offer for sale my hotel, in Mil
burn. /. T.. the future great city
of the territory; the crossing of the
e. o. & G. aud the Dallas Shaw
nee extension of the Rock Island,
on Blue River. The hotel consists
of Is rooms. furnished throughout
and is centrally located Has a
patronage now of % regulars, be-
sides the transienIs. The only So
house in the city. Satisfactory rea-
sons given for selling Apply
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1902-09-17
NATURAL HISTORY.

Ostriches live to the age of about
sixty years.
The mandarin duck is one of the
most beautiful Of aquatic birds.
So voracious is the cod that it will
swallow anything it sees in motion.
An eel has two separate hearts. One
beats 60, the other 16O, times minute.
A ladybird can travel 20.000.O00,OOO
times it's own length in an hour. In
that time a sloth can only travel fifty
times it's own length.
There is no county in the world in
which the raven is not found to be ma
tive; it is also the only bird known to
ornithologists which is Of such cosmo-
politan character.
Only one existing reptile can sustain
itself in the air. This is the flying
dragon of the East Indies. 1t has no
real wings, but can glide from tree 10
tree like a flying squirrel.
The common house fly usually pro-
duces the note + in flying. TO 90 SO
it must vibrate its wings 33J times a
second. T'he honey bee SOUNDS y,
which me; 8 that its wing vibrations
are 40 to the second.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1902-09-17
Ideas of Happiness.

Two young women, patiently of the
"saleslady" persuasion, rode down
Chestnut street in a crowded trolley
car ON a recent morning. They chatted
animatedly about the merits and de-
merits of Will and Gus till they
reached Broad street. From there to
Twelfth they preserved a dreamy 81
lence Then one broke out with:
81 say, Ag. what would you choose If
you could have everything in the world
you asked for?"
WELL" said Ag slowly and musingly,
81 think I'd choose enough silk dresses
to last me for the next ten years.
What'u'd you take, Sade?"
"N1e?" replied SADIE. ''It's the dream
of me life. Ag. to have all the money
I'd want, so I could go to me job in a
cab every morning" - Philadelphia
Times.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1902-09-17

have been lying low on us all these
years."
A tin peddle- was stopping at the
hotel over night. and, hearing the post
Office crowd talking Of the event, he
Clipped in with:
'I'ye done a little scrapping myself
in My day, and you can't fool me on
a pug. You can't judge by the hair
cut alone. If you boys will 80 up
and get the deacon outdoors, I'll soon
find out whether he can put up his
dukes or not"
Three or four of the crowd called
at the deacon's and got him out to
the gate, and the peddler came along
and gave him the yah"
Every man contended that the good
man instinctively squared OF Tor
row. and the peddler backed water
and solemnly said:
Don't any of you boys try any
monkey work Oh that old codger. Hes
ace high and all there, and II ne
breaks loose you'll need an addition
to your cemetery
There was some talk of calling q
public meeting at the town hall, but
the idea was abandoned for fear or
exciting the deacon. He didn't want
to give up Thursday night prayer meet
ings. but he had to, and another
brother took his place in passing tie
contribution box on Sundays. That
lighting hair cut worked him out OF
his Job, and no matter how much he
complained his head was there as an
offset. The minister was about the
only man who stuck by the deacon.
He had never seen scrapper either
in picture or in the flesh, and all heads
were alike to him. Even when it was
pointed out to him that the deacon
had one shoulder hunched up and his
chin stuck out he contended that it
might be only the natural pose OF
good man-one who had helped to send
10000 Bibles to the heather in Africa.
Deacon Bradly's hair would have
grown out again in time, but the
people wouldn't give him time. They
continued to misjudge him and keep
his heart on the ache, and this brought
about the end. One day, six weeks
after the malign work of the barber.
the deacon was sitting on his veranda
and singing a hymn in a sad voice
when the town bully Of Dobbs Ferry
came along and offered to fight him
four rounds for the championship. The
good man refused with tears rul ing
down his cheeks, but the bully began
dancing around and shooting out his
right and left, and after minute the
deacon sat down and gasped once or
twice and was no more. That hair
cut and public criticism had broken
his heart. M. QUAD.