The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1902-10-26

The preacher who called in to ofHciate al the
funeral deemed his duty eulogzs the deceased He
had proceeded laudstery
when astoRishcd friend nan leaned
an acquaintance and whispered: Say. By. there
two funerals here today
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Roderick is a setter whose hunting days have bees
many. but who. OF years. sybaritc
stence with soft and decaces predominant Sob
bic is hye-year-old of good impulses but with
occasional outcropping OF aboriginal traits
He and frederick usually loving terms;
Roderick licks his face Roder-
icks Their affection acquired quas-orncial
character by Of Bobbes membership in OF
those juvenile organizations which enjons uniform kind
dumb insignia Boobies
ton with the prevention of cruelty band is sodPated
star OF the first magnitude that is about the size OF
a butter-plate.
Bobbie and ROderick engaged in hand-to-pav strus-
gle recently for the Of Of the youngsters
shoes Roderick being victorious. Bobbic dissolved
in his mothers lap. Suddenly and begsn
tugsing a the glittering
Take it off, it on" he cried.
'Roddy's my shoe" he sobsed and In going
back kick him
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A would-be poet recently remarked his club: Il
have written great number OF poems. but 1 do
propose have them published until after death
''Hurrahr' shouted chorus CT friends raising their
glasses, here's long life to you, old mani.
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1t is reI.ted that when Col David Brerner Henaer-
who has declined again for representative
congress- lieutenant IN the Twelfth Iowa, at
the Corinth he noticed soldier whose gun
had been clogged and which refused The poor
fellow in the belief thar he would surely be killed with
useless weapon his hand became Soefuly excited.
and began trensbe with You infernsl
fool shouted Henderson forgetting conventionsies for
the moment, here, why don't pick the tube cut
with pin. do when you're shooting prairie
chickens" The word prairie chickens, in the Of
this sounded good. that Immediately
brought him himself. lie at cleaned his
the fight At the end OF the battle. the
who had cleaned his had been the hip.
Henderson had received the shot in his left foot
which compels him artificial leg When
happened to afterward Colonel Henderson
Well old boy that prairie chicken saved life.
your hip"
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visitor asked the late James Tssot one day whether
the picture work intended to illustrate
Christ The artist replied in the Affirmative
Then. said the visitor. permit to call atten
ton oes, such have In your picture
Mediterranean region till after the
conquest Mexico and Spain Tssot promptly took his
brush and altered the picture.
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Mr. shaw the telephone company eoins place
pole in front Of my residence won't have it, What
shall do? These outbursts greeted the present Score
tsry the Treasury day some years he was
seated in his Office
Unless you can occupy the ground in front OF
residence until the company leaves. I redress
remarked Mr.. shaw Have you any men in your en-
ployg'
erty owner.
.Then place into the hole Pole Of your own" sux-
gested the secretary.
questioned shout the story the citizen explained
got his Poles there and the company moved
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Stories of the adventures Of the Boer Generals in
England multiplying one OF them is vouched for
by correspondent of the London Daily News and would
lend a new point 10 phrase. Diabolus.
nullus. 1t the effect that when Mr. Chamberlain
and Gen De Wet introduced. the Colonial Score
tary addresses the Boer General as M De Wet Cen
corrected De Wet Ir Chamberlain repeated the
M" whereupon remarked. sternly: General.
nothing the Colonial Secretary had to follow
example Kitchener and recognize the mill
tary status before the ubiquitous would
shake hands.
Gentlemen recently said German professor who
was showing the patients in the asylum.
this suffers from delirium tremens He Is musi-
Clan Il is well known that blowing brass instrument
affects the lungs in such 70 create great
thirst. be aayed by persistent indulgence
in strong drink Hence. in time. disease
you have you" Turning the patient the pro
fcssor What instrument do you blow" and the
The viOlincello'
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Tom Edison time tramplng teiegrapher
After he had attained success an inventor he one
occasion called upon friend Of his who was doctor
and expressed considerable feeling becaus. be had
received invitation attend banquet IN honor
visiting physicians
But faItered the doctor this is banquet for medi-
cal men and you certainly do not claim 70 member
o that or-anization?"
Wen answered Mr. Edison seriously. 7 myself
a dispatcher tins.
All understand now" said the doctor catching the
hurnor Of his visitor but these patchers"
Literature ard Conception.
(From the London Grsphc)
Fortnightly Review n Max NordaE maintains
surprising thesis that IN creative literature
can onlv Won BY non Who haEe 10 co-nnetnE IN