The Palatka news and advertiser. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1902-1905, 1902-06-26
EDITORIAL POTPOCRRI.

The Living Church makes this quo
satf1u from a Connecticut woman : .
tTarv- dated IBID: We had r07sr .
uerf for dinner. and Dr. > who carv-
~ held Hp 4 RIB on his fork, and .
said Here Ladies- l. what Mother
Eve was made IT. Yes. saId SISTER
Patti and its FROM very much the
sane kind Of crirtEr-
\ piece of sh0estring served IN
hash during che confederate FeuHIoG
in Dallas Tex. va the cause OF the
death Of Alfred Hohg8od- who al
tended the FeUai1a- H0bg0od swat
lowed 5h- string. Whbeh had brass
rfp On If. and blood poisoning result
I'll.
GarfbaIdI led = Eh0U=sud men IN
rbe war fer italian independence
There are Of this number now sur
vivtng I.9DO, all drawing Pensons--
Brooklyn Eagle
Philip Peek. Of HfIo- has been tell
Fr5r the Washington Times that rl@
pe.U[- In Hawaii are happIe4t when
rh-fr volcanoes are in eruption De-
cause tourists Immediately flock
-hfrhzr 90 SEE the show and OF
course spend money in the islands
Human remains recently unearrh-
I'd in Gfrra, Ia Egypt consist Of a
continuous series extending 0aEE-
ward over 500 years The bodies
are so we'll preserved that not ollE
can the hair. the nails Ehe lIg3uenrs-
BE- made 0uE. bGE also the muscles
aud the nerves In almost every
case the brain also Is preserved and
rsz climax l. reached in two cases.
whsre the eyes. with the leas in good
condition. are present
Come euddIe your head On my
shoulder dear
Your head like the gDlden-rod-
And We viii 90 sailing away from
D. here
To the beautiful Land Of Nod.
Away from Iife+s- hurry and furry
and worry
Away from earth-s shadows and
gloom.
To a world Of fair weather we'll float
off together
Where roses are always in bloom
Ella WHEELEB WILCOX.
Rev LOha Thompson, Methodist
Of Rockford. Ill has refused the de-
ZFEFAE- u. u. u ~ A14AEl 10y A-tAE
Tor university, with the remark that
wheE he deeds 4 university degree 20
hold hiS JOB in the ministry he VIII
: try some other trade- He saws he
doesn't consider degrees worth a
straw
Patterson y. J. has been merely
paving the balance due on the i'm
DorratiOn Of degraded cheap labor 10
iesseu the price Of production.
: When Kansas city No, opened a
. free public bath house the other
= evening a sarging mob Of grimy ciEi-
: zeus- 10 strong bent o. getting next
( 20 zodIfness- had TO BE- chased away
by the police.
If congress decides 70 turn down
the president, IL Will do we'll to put a
moderately heavy paper weight On
him.
A person wearing mans clothes
= committed suicide in Pennsylvania
the other day. He left behind him
note to the effect that be cOuldn' {
find Opportunity TO work. That any
man should want work badly enough
% die to get il L. 10 put IL cody a
: hoe tamaIe. Opportunities are a.
thick a. volcanic dust in Martinique.
To Use a beautiful figure Of speech
= pppGFuunities are a. numerous a.
anarchists In FallatnbrOsis- Spain.
: To catch them all you need / a lit
) rI- 81 the salt Of energy FIRST catch
Il. y0ur opportunity Then apply the
salt. That j. what the inventor 0f
Z Pfnz-POug did But do not use Ia
bic salt. An English doctor declares
that table salt i one Of the promo
ting causes Of cancer Therefore
avoid table salt
Joseph IefferS0a. the actor. relates
that in driving from Buzzard's Bay
r to Onset, Mass. he encountered =
woman IN bLCOmers who had dis
mounted from her bicycle aud seem
? ed to Be in a quaudary- She hailed
him with the query: Can you tell
: me II this j. the way 20 WaFehanz
The way TO wear 'eInz7 repeated
Jeffersou- looking at the blOOmers.
2 Certainly, madam, its the way
=. wear mIne.~-Deuver Times
The rw0-step i doomed The con
ventf0n Of dancing masters in New
z York sounded the death kneIl Of the
. stwo-ztep, - which IL to be FASTENED
to an untimely end. The waltz Is 70
b. revivified and improved In
every state, steps viii BE- taken t.
= secure Laws licensing dancing mas
iters. the reason assigned being thai
many sO-called teachers are opening
schools. and, by their crude methods
: Of teaching, are bringing this ulos'
graceful Of all arts into disrepute-