The Lewiston teller. (Lewiston, Idaho) 1900-1905, 1902-05-15

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us Miss Triller an obligipe a.,
Oh, yes; half the time she rsfns
Ang."-Philadelphia Bulletin.
1T is folly to meet Old Age hall,
i think SO; l wouldn't meet him ~.
1t knew how to get out of IL" ~
PAY as you CO. is my rule" w.
SO many people won't believe yor -
you say you'll pay as you come b "Ss
why do you call that specklad =.
'Aacdu6 and the pig 'BarkisYn .p'
cause Macduff lays on and Barl,.
swillin."-Life.
Myer-l wonder what causes cor....
sion Of the brain? Gyer-A co,,,s..'
between two trains OF thought 7 .as
pose.-Chicago News.
Bride formerly q widow)-Oh H..
what would l do il you should A.:
Harry (doubtfully)-I don't know 49,
but think can guess.
who was William the Conou.,,.
Sammy? asked the pretty .choo,
marin. Mckinley" replleo ..samm,.
promptly.-Pittsburg Chronicle.
He-I point out your faults bec,n..
l love you. Sne-Nonsense! II you y.
ally loved me you would think m,
faults were Chicago Re-
ord.
The Parent-My hoy. do you want m
to tell you what happens to boys whe
tell lies? The Boy-YeS pop; but
golly! can you remember back that f,r;
-Yonkers Statesman.
Mr.. Meddergrass-Well, them Nev
York folks has certainly gone the limit
now. Mr.. Cr0sslots-What they doip'i
Mr.. Meddergrass-Goin' to have =
horseless horse show.-Baltilnore Amer
lean.
Schoolmaster-Now. Mugyins Minor.
what were the thoughts that passed
through Sir Isaac Newton'a mind when
the apple fell on his heai1 Muggi3s-
expects he wux awful glad 1t warn'ts
brick.-Fuu.
IAN the worlds a STAGE" IAN The
worlds q stage. Sam. and the men and
women merely playery." Yes. uassa,
but II OATS SO. what re- irvine y git
you audience and aseoasssy r-Cot
Ner's Weekly.
Mistress-You ray you are well reo
commended? Maid--Indeed, ma'am,
hoya thir<vu nina o~oollnp< ~o<o,cuon.
Mistress-And you have been in domes-
tic service? Maid Two years. ma'an
Glasgow Evening Times.
Newitt-Lend you a v? Why don't
you borrow it from Markley? He y
easy. Borrowit-But I don't know him
rs we'll as l know you. Newitt-TAats
just 1t, and he doesn't know you a. well
as l do.-Philadelphia Press.
HazAtt-So you really think that
Miss Mezzotint Is q genuine artist
And yet you never heard her. Barsaii
No, but she freely admits that she
sings her selections. She does not clailo
that she renders them. - 3ostes
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Tess-I understand Miss Krusty actu
ally paid me a compliment the otha
evening. Jess-Not quite. but she cans
as near it as could be expected Of her.
Tess-What did she say? Jessie
said you were very charming-but--"
philadelphia Press.
Wide Open: Brggs-Well, old man.
how Is that Authors Club of yours get
ting on? Griggs-First-rate: we have
made q rule that no one can belong to
1t unless he has written a book. Briggs
lis that so? l had an idea that 1t was
an exclusive affair.-Lfe.
Be7edick-It is said that most Of the
people who commit suicide are unmar'
Aed. How are you going ts get around
that? O'Batch-Oh, well, s'pose after
q fellow has been married a while ~
gets SO he can put up with almost any
thing.-Chicago imes-Herald.
Clerk Ito patent-medicine man)-Hers
Is q curious credential from one Of our
customers. Medicine Man-Read It
Clerk-Before took your elixir my
face was a sight. You ought to see II
now. Send me another bottle for 10Y
mother-in-law."-Ha Life.
Hello, Jones, moving again SO soons
I thought you were perfectly satisfied
With your present home" Il was. oio
man. but the fact is our sitting-room y
covered with a goldenrod pattern. ana
l can't cure my hay fever at all. To
landlady won't repaper it. and 50 w
have to move."-Puck.
Owens-Is Mr. Lenders in? Boy
Not yet sir; but expect him every
minute. Owens-It's 10 O'Clock, isn't
it7 Boy-Nearly. The clock viii strike
in half . minute. II not sooner. There
II goes! Owens-An right I promised