The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-10-12
BudW6iS6r und der Goal SkltudtIOn.

glad dot am only telegraph ope-
rator, for wouldn't be Won uf dose
coal operators for der whole AnheuSer-
Busch brewery, und dot you know ISIS
a great temptation. 1 see Gofernor
Stone has ortered der stade troops to
der frondt. He propably wont care If
he ISIS ELECTED again or nod. He won't
hat to work. any more und dare you
are. Dot shows how far reaching ISIS
der power uf dose magnaters. Reach
ing Gofernor NIT dem ISIS a mere bag
atelle or bag uf peanuts. l don't know
vich id ISIS der best"
well, Budweiser," set Louie. 81
should chudge from der calmness NIT
vich you discussion der subcheckt dot
you are alretty fixed oudt NIT coal,
aindt id?"
Zach, sure" set, II knew dare vos
a strike last summer, consequently der
coal shed ISIS full uf coal NIT der top.
Id voS Skintch init me, because We
hat stone sidewalks in frondt uf der
house und asfelt for streedt pavings
und no bill boards"
well, vot can I do?" set Louie.
"Dere ISIS only a few things you can do
now Louie" I set. you have der
prifilege uf moving to a warm climate
or else you had better mofe way
oudt on University afenue by der ball
pain ware ueTG ISIS lOlS ul NOOueIl SLUT
walks, grandt stants und billboards. A
goot player could pick ub quite few
nice boards oudt in that vicinity dur
ing der winter. You could also mofe
oudt in der woods on der Dodd road
ware der timber ISIS plentiful"
bud tell me, Budweiser," set Louie,
''vot would you did uf you vos der
president, aind't it?"
Nov, Louie" set, "you ask me
someding. I don't really know how
strong I would feel uf I vos der Bres-
dit uf I vos in Tetty's place. But
please don't tell him aboudt i'd, because
l don't lige to mage sugchestnuts und
hat him carry Id oudt und get der
glory or der axe for bidding i'd Now
l would call ub all dose coal operators,
efery one uf dem. No excuses would
be acceptanced uf I hat to send der
constabler alder dem. Den / would
line dem up in frondt uf me und say:
Now all uf you Willie boys, back to
der yacht, because you aind't got any
more coal mines dan some rabbits.
hat confiscationed all uf der mines in
der name uf der Unided Stades, We will
oberate dem und pay der miners living
wages und get oudt enough coal to
tage care uf der country until der
Fourdt Of Chuly ven We will hand dem
und you can keeb der change. I, der
PRESIDENT, hat set i'd und dere you
are"
by chingoes, Budweiser," set Louie,
Wy not?"
'Uf course" I set, "der PRESIDENT
can do 1t. Chust Wait until der cleo
irish lights und der gas works un der
steam-heated flats ged oudt uf coal.
Den dare will be someding in der siren
uous line bidding. Subbose We vent to
var suddenly NIT some nation, couldn't
der president orter me und you to der
frondt by CONSUMPTION? He would get
der pound uf flesh midout any troubles,
und now dot our country is invaded
by such hated trusters as der coal
truster far more dancherous as any
foreign foe, der peoples should rise ub
und demand der pound uf COAL und i'd
ISIS ub to der president to see dot We
CAD Id, aind't id?"
81 kess dots right" set Louie, "bud
1 don't see ware get der coal alretty
yet"
you will hat hard time to schmoke
ub, aindt id?" l set. "Und den Louie
took himselluf by der hand und slowly
run away. -Budweiser.