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The Oskaloosa herald., 1902-04-10

PNEUMONIA FOLLOWS A COLD
but never follows the use of Foley's
Honey and Tar. 1t stops the cough,
heals and strengthens the lungs and
affords perfect security from an at
tack Of pneumonia. Refuse substitutes
For sale by
GREEN & BENTLEY DRUG Co.
The Oskaloosa herald., 1902-04-10
Body Found

Medina, N. D., April THE body of
Dan Mclaughlin, a stockman who
persisted In the recent blizzard, was
found in snowbank ten miles north
west of here.
The Oskaloosa herald., 1902-04-10

How are you, anyway? DR.. Cald.
wells Syrup Pepsin is a perfect
laxative. For sale by
GREEN & BENTLEY DUG Co.
The Oskaloosa herald., 1902-04-10

Years Of suffering relieved in
night Itching piles yield at once to
the curative properties Of Doan's
Ointment. Never fails. At any drug
store, so cents.
The Oskaloosa herald., 1902-04-10
Made Little Progress.

Kroonstad, Orange River Colony,
April flowing to the great distance
separating the members of the Trans
vaal mission here from Mr.. Steyn, the
former president of the Orange Free
State, and Gen. Delarey, the negotia-
lions between the Boer leaders in
South Africa looking to the conclu-
sion of the war make little progress.
1t is expected, however, that Mr..
Schalk-Burger and his colleagues on
the mission will shortly leave here
for a more convenient center from
which to conduct the negotiations.
The Oskaloosa herald., 1902-04-10
BRUTUS.

The Black Pucheson Stallion No.
43203 in stud book of France will
make the season 'O2 at O. B.Howell's
one-fourth mile south of Rose Hill.
Terms SIS to insure living colt.
33wSt
The Oskaloosa herald., 1902-04-10

Builds up the system, puts pure.
rich blood in the veins; makes men
and women strong and healthy
Burdock Blood Bitters At any
drug store.
The Oskaloosa herald., 1902-04-10

Now's the time to take Rock,
Mountain Tea; keeps the whole family
well. A great medicine for spring and
fall tiredness. IS cents.
BERTsCH-BoAL DRUG Co.
The Oskaloosa herald., 1902-04-10

North Market street and c avenue is
putting a new roof on his house.
There will be few other changes, the
whole amounting to about S75.
There is also a new roof on the Bax-
ter home at the end of North Third
street, the improvement amounting to
about 500.
Mrs. Nellie Baldwin is building an
addition to her home on Third avenue
east. The improvement is in the form
of back room or spring kitchen and
will cost about $50.
The Oskaloosa herald., 1902-04-10
APRIL COURT.
The Docket as Diade!Up For fhe Com
ing Term

The April term of the district court
will find somewhat smaller docket
than has been usual lately, for the
consideration of the tribunal. The
printed docket of the cases placed
upon the several calanders shows as
follOws.
The Oskaloosa herald., 1902-04-10
In SONG and STORY.
Greater Oskaloosa Breaks Into
National Airs.

When 1t was learned that a young
lady of Chicago was writing q story,
the scenes and characters for which,
were furnished by charlottesville
grey matter in the upper story of
Chicago songster was set to work,
and "Rube Song" that is taking
like wild fire all over the country was
the result. Symon Walling, who is
one of the leading musicians with
Barlow Brothers big MINISTRIES, is said
to be the prototype of the production,
but this is strenuously denied by some
of his intimate friends. At San Fran
cisco the other night, however, the
members of the company gave Symon
a banquet and presented him with
copy of the song. Symon sent the
memento to his brother Charlie for
safe keeping and it arrived yesterday.
The words are by Arthur Gillespie
and the music by BILLY" Taylor. The
production is dedicated to Harry
Richards, and the words are as fol-
lows:
YOU'RE NOT IN oSKALooSA NOW.
The Oskaloosa herald., 1902-04-10

Rocky Mountain Tea braces up the
whole system. Renews your los,
energy. Great bowel tonic for tired
and sick people.
BERTsCH-BoAL DRUG Co.
The Oskaloosa herald., 1902-04-10
THOUSANDS SENT INTO EXILE

THOUSANDS SENT INTO EXILE
Every year rye number of poor
sufferers whose lungs are sore and
racked with coughs are urged to go to
another climate. But this Is costly
and not "lways sure. Don't be an
exile when DR.. Kings New Discovery
for Consumption will cure you at
home. It's the mos. infallible medi-
cine for Coughs, Colds, and all Throat
and Lung diseases on earth. The first
dose brings relief. Astounding cures
result from persistent USE Trial bot
ties free at Green & Bentley Drug
Co.'S. Price soc and S1.00. Every
bottle guaranteed
The Oskaloosa herald., 1902-04-10

An Oskaloosa country rube thought
he would have some fun
And visit gay Chicago town. to do or
to be done.
He telegraphed some friends that
he'd arrive in town one day
And then he packed his satchel up
and chased himself away.
They met him at the depot when the
train pulled in at nine,
The first thing they gave him was
hair cut and a shine;
And when he saw the elevated cars
up over head,
His friends became uneasyand into
his ear they said:
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alexandria Gazette.
SATURDAY EVENING. AUG. %, 1902



In many countries the rainbow IL
spoken of as being a great bent pump
or siphon tube, drawing water from
The earth by mechanical means. In
parts of Russia. In the Don country
and also in Moscow and vicinity it is
known by a name which is equivalent
TO ''the bent water pipe" In nearly
all the Slavonic dialects 1t is known by
terms signifying "the cloud siphon,"
and in Hungary it is "the pump,
'Noah's pump and Gods pump"
The Malayan natives call it by the
same name that they do their banded
water cobra (necheta), only that they
add "bobo" (meaning double headed
the equivalent in our language being
the double headed watersnake." They
tell YOU that the bow Is a real thing Of
life. that it drinks with its two mouths
and that the water is transferred to the
clouds through an opening in the upper
side of the center of the great arch.
In the province Of Charkoy, Russia,
the rainbow is said to drain the wells,
and to prevent this many are provided
with heavy, tight fitting stone plat
forms. In the province Of Saratoy the
bow is said TO be under control OF
three angels, one Of whom pumps the
water, the second feeds" the clouds
and the third sends the rain.
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storica of london weather.

The Manchester Guardian tells a
good story Of the weather. The scene
was a Strand omnibus. a leaden sky
was overhead. the rain poured down
uncompromisingly, mud was under
foot. A red capped Parsee, who had
been sitting near the dripping driver
got down as the conductor came up.
"What sort O. chap is thatY asked
the driver. Don't yer know thatT
answered the conductor. "Why, that's
one O. them Indians that worship the
SUM- "Worships the sum- said the
shivering driver. 81 suppose 'e's core
over ERE to ave rest!'
This recalls the reply given on one
occasion by an eastern potentate to
Queen Victoria, who asked him wheth-
or MS people did not worship the sun.
"Yes, your majesty" said the oriental,
sand if you saw him you would wor-
ship him also"
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Man. woman and Love.

In one of his books Max O'Rell, the
witty Frenchman, gives the following
advice:
'If you are bald, never make love
TO n woman taller than you. Looked
at from below, you are all right.
"Never let your ladylOve see you
without a collar; no-not even the very
wife of your bosom. A mans head
without a collar is like bouquet
without a holder.
Never marry woman richer than
you, one taller than you, OF one older
than you. Be always gently superior
to your wife in fortune, in size and in
age, so that in every possible way she
may appeal to you for help or protec-
ton, either through your purse, your
strength or your experience in life.
Marry her at an age that will always
enable you to play with her all the
different characteristic parts Of hus'
banda chum, a lover, an adviser, a
protector and just tiny suspicion OF
q father"
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A Ruskin Thought.

To be content in utter darkness and
ignorance is indeed unmanly, and there
fore we think that TO love and find
knowledge must be always right. Yet
wherever pride has any share in the
work even knowledge and light may be
i'll pursued. knowledge is good, and
light is good, yet man persisted In seek
ing knowledge and the moths perish
in seeking light, and If we who are
crushed before the moth will not accept
such mystery as is needful to us we
shall perish In like manner. None but
the proud will mourn over this, for we
may always know more If we choose
by working on, but the pleasure Is. !
think, TO humble people, in knowing
that the journey is endless, the treasure
Observation-Disclosures.
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rhe nm Ponts of Powder Fame.

The Du Points own powder mills In
all parts Of the country from the At
lantlc to the Pacific. Among the Du
Points themselves there is a process OF
selection for those who are to have to
do with the powder works. The
Youngsters are watched, and when
one shows nervousness In the face OF
danger he is placed somewhere else
than in the powder mills. The rule Is
that q Du Pont in person shall always
lead whenever there is imminent dan
ger. A number of Dd Points first and
last-and some Of them important ones
have been killed under this rule, and
there repeatedly have been heroic es-
capes from death through this disre-
gard of the fear of 1t.
The family rule is a despotism, ana
q very strict one. The family always
has a head. and what this head or
chief says the other members Of the
family do. This headship does not
necessarily descend from father to son,
even when there are sons. Sometimes
It goes from uncle to nephew, the main
point being to secure a Du Pont thor
oughly competent to manage the bust
ness affairs Of the family.-New YORK
Tribune.
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The Coroner md The Hottie.

The following little scene at an in
quest upon the body Of a murdered
man is reported by correspondent OF
the Anglo-Russian from Astrakhan:
The coroner debating to his clerk: ION
the table was found a bottle No;
stop for a moment. We must ascertain
its contents" The coroner, tasting the
LIQUID, dictates: 1.-THE bottle contained
English gin. Perhaps not; 1 am not
sure; taste it yourself" The clerk,
having done so, replies, 81 think it is
simply strong vodka" The coroner,
tossing off another glass: mo, really.
1t tastes like GIN" The clerk, tasting
the liquor again, II still think it is only
vodka"
The bottle having gradually become
empty, the coroner proceeded to dictate
in a decisive tone: write: An empty
bottle was found on the table, and all
measures taken to ascertain what 1t
contained were of no use."
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Americans Abroad.

The mere fact of an American citizen
taking a trip abroad or residing there
for a short period does not deprive a
native born citizen Of this country OF
his citizenship, nor does he lose the
right to the protection of this govern
ment by so doing. If he abandons his
residence here, he loses his right to
vote Just as If he moved to another
state. but acquires it again by return
ing to this country. Nearly all the ma
tons on the globe claim the right OF
authority over native born citizens OF
their own countries even after those
citizens have acquired citizenship else
where-that is, If a native Russian
comes here and is naturalized, then re-
turns to Russia for visit, the Russian
government might compel him to do
army service despite his American citi-
zenship. This principle was embodied
in the famous expression "once an Eng
lishman, always an EnslishmaD," SO
much quoted during the war Of ISL
Detroit Free Press.
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A Most Wonderful Feat.

William Lyon, a London actor of
the latter part of the eighteenth cen
fury, once offered to wager that he
could repeat every word in a Daily
Advertiser at the next mornings re-
hearsal. Accordingly, the next morn
ing his opponent ridiculed him for
Dragging upon his feats of memory.
Lyon forthwith handed the paper to a
Judge agreed upon, and, notwithstand-
ing the want of connection between
the news items, editorials, stories and
advertisements. he repeated every
word of the entire paper from begin
ming to end without the least hesita'
tion or mistake.
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THE PHILADELPHIA RECORD
Is the Leading Newspaper
in Pennsylvania, both
Daily and Sunday.
Daily One Cent.
Sunday, Two Cents.

1.-THE Record" publishes the news from all
parts Of the United States and foreign coun-
tries; its editorials are fearless and independ-
ent. "The Record" also devotes portion Of
its columns TO special Watters Of interest to
the reading public; its nientifc, health and
hygiene, woman's page and other departments
Of interest are features Of the paper.
The average circulation by sworn statements
for the year 1901 was 1855, 49j daily, and 1885,
476 Sunday "The Record" is served by car
riers and agents for six cents a week for the
daily, and two cents for the Sunday. Its mail
rates are:
Daily, including Sunday, per year....... $500
Every weekday, per year $500. 800
Sunday Record 90 pages, per year......~1.0O
Saturday Record, per year.. q. ............5Oc
Postage prepaid. -
The advertising rate Of "The Record" is
cheaper than that Of any other newspaper,
based on circulation.
Sample copies will be sent on application.
The Record Publishing Co.,
9l7-9l9 Chestnut ST.,
phila1clnhia
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Washington, Alexandria 4
Mt. Vernon Railway.
In effect May /, 1902.
LEAVE ALEXANDRIA.

For Washington, from corner King and
Royal streets, also stops at King and Washing
ton and King and Payne streets, week days
at 555, %, 655, 10 (express), 74l, 500
s 16 (exprcss), $50, 900, $50, 1000, 1875
1856, ii Is, IL AZ a. m. (express), II 10, ~ 4,
(express), 90, ! 20, l 40 (express), 2 10, 2 A
(express), 800, 3 80, 346 (expressl, Az, 43C
7e0, Is (express), 8 W S45, $50, 10 10 and
sundays-7OO, SIS, 900, Gas, 1925, 10 As
II 10, IL As a. M, ~ Is, 1915, / 10, As, 2 10
245, 315, 345, AIS, 4 As, 5 10, 545, 6 10, 6 40
us, Z 40, s 10, 8 40, 9 80, 10 10 and II 10 p. m
Leave Alexandria for Four Mile Run (in
addition to local trains for Washington, week
days, at II So p. m. and II 30 a. m. Sundays
II 50 p. m. and l225a. m.
LEAVE WASHINGTON.
For Alexandria, from the corner Of Pennsyl
vania avenue and 49, street, week days, 6 60
704, 100, 500, S29, $50, 925, 1000, 1925
IL 90, II 30 a. m. and 205 (express), u 20
~ As, % (express), %, 200, 2S0, 302 Tex
sos, 522 (express), 5 40, COS, $50 FOG, 80
500 s As, Q 90, 10 Is, ii 20 and II 50 p. m.
Sundays 45, 900, 945, 1890, II 90, II 80
a. m. 1890 noon, u 30, 90, 30, 200, 2 go
800, $50, 400, 4S0 500 $50, 600, $50, 100
7 80, 90, 45, 8 30, 10 10 II 20 and IL 90 p. m.
FOR MOUNT VERNON.
Leave Alexandria for Mount Vernon, week
days, sos, 702, S35, 1872, II 80 a. m. II 80,
81, 232, 3Sl, 403, 443, SOL, 73S and 10 o.
p. m.
Sundays-7O2, 9S2 a. M, 70 80, 80, A 80,
602, So and 002 p. m.
Leave Mount Vernon, week days, at A,
74O, 925, II 10 a. M, 1920, 90, 22O, 5 20,
410, 500, 8 80, 6 40, s 50 and 10 40 p. m.
Sundays 40, Is a. m, | 10, 3 10, 8 80,
$40, s So and 10 40 p. m.
FOR RossLYY.
Leave Alexandria for Rosslyn, week days,
$50, ga, 6 So, 719, 800, s 80, 900, 1000, 10 sc
a. m, ~ Is, II 46, 46, 246, 3 46, 4 80, 8 90,
AS, 607, 200 and s 00p. m.
Sundays-S 10, 81 90, As, 1045, II As a. m,
II As, 1 As, 245, 345, 445, 545, 645 and 7 As
pm
Leave Rosslyn for Alexandria, week days,
62S, 700, 730, 75G, sS7, 900, 1901, 90,
II 46, a. M, u 40, 81, 2,27, 327, 439, 8 80,
600, s 81, 7 OF, 7 So and s 3S p. m.
Snndays-S56, 9 ~, 10 %, II 81 a. M, ~ q,
12l, 221, 32l,- 421, 521, 62l, 72l and q
p. m.
Baggage checked and carried on the follow
ing trains from Alexandria for Washington
week days: $50, and 10 Sc a. m, 20, 3 90 and
607 p. m.
Sundays 10 a. m. and 10 p. m.
Parcels carried.
Freight carried daily, morning and evening
in each direction. No freight accepted unless
delivered at the station at least 30 minutes be-
fore the departure of the freight trains.
CLARENCE p. KING, J. CoLvIN,
President. Superintendent.
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A Chem Pleasure.

Seedy Individual would like to get
measured for a suit
Fashionable Tailor (suspiciously)-At
about what price, sir?
Seedy Individual-That makes no diff
ference.
Fashionable Tailor las before)-We
generally require a deposit from IN
known parties.
Seedy Individual (calmly)-I do not
wish you to make the suit. 1t has been
so long since l enjoyed this experience
that simply wish to get measured.
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To NV Friends.

1t is with JOY | tell you what Kedol did fol
me. was troubled with my stomach for sew
eral months. Upon being advised to use
Kodol, did So and words cannot tell the
good il mas done rue. A neighbor had dys-
pepsia so that he had tried most everything.
told him 10 use KodOl. Words of gratitude
have come to me from him because recon-
mended it.-Geo. w. Fry, Viola, Iowa.
Health and strength, of mind and body, de-
pend on the stomach and normal activity OF
the digestive organs. Kodol, the great recon-
structive tonic, cures all stomach and bowel
troubles, indigestion, dyspepsia. Kodol d.
gests any good food you eat. Take q dose
after meals. For sale by Z. S. Leadbeater q
Sons.
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A Young LADY'SLIFE SAVED.
At Panama, Colombia, by Chamber
lain's Collie, Cholera and Diar-
rhoea Remedy.

DR.. Chas. II. Utter, a prominent
physician, of Panama, Colombia, in a
recent letter states 'Last March |
had as a patient a young lady sixteen
years of age, who had a very bad attack
of dysentery. Everything | prescribed
for her proved Intellectual and she was
growing worse every hour. Her parents
were sure she would die. She had be-
come so weak that she could not turn
over in bed. What to do at this critical
moment was study for me, but ]
thought of Chamberlain Collie, Cholera
and Diarrhoea Remedy and as last
resort prescribed it. The most wonder
full result was effected. Within eight
hours she was feeling much better; in
side Of three days she was upon her feet
and at the end of one week was entirely
we'll" For sale by Richard Gibson,
druogjst.
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RAILROADS
~----~-~-~--~-~-~~------------ -
SOUTHERN RAILWAY.
=. Schedule corrected TO July q, l9O2..

Schedule corrected to July u, l9J2..
Trains leave Southern Railway Station,
Alexandria:
1923 A. M.-Daily-Local for Harrisonburg
Warrenton, Charlotte and way stations.
Hos A. M.-Daily-tlea washington,
Southern Station )-Washington Richmond
and Florida Limited via Richmond and Dan
vile, first-class coach to jacksonville and
drawing-room and sleeper to st. Augustine.
ii:35 A. M.-Daily-U. S. Fast Mail. First
class coaches and drawing-room sleeper to
New Orleans. Dining car service.
1l:57 A. M.-Week Days-Local for War
renton and Charlottesville.
ABB p. M.-Week Days-Local for Har-
risonburg and wsy stations on Manassas
branch.
ASP P. M-Daily-Local for Warrenton and
Charlottesville.
9:07 Z. M.-Daily-New York and Atlanta
Express-First class coach and sleeper to At
lanta Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays
Sunset Route Tourist sleeper Washington to
San Francisco.
1910 r. M.-Daily-New York and Florida
Express. First class coach and sleeper to Sa-
vannah, Jacksonville and Port Tampa.
Sleeper to Augusta, with connections Tor
Aiken, Summeryille, Charleston and Atlanta.
Dining car service.
lO.I1 L. M.--DNlll w Washington
tanooga Limited (via Lynchburgl. First
class coach and sleeping car to Roanoke,
Knoxville, Chattanooga and Memphis. Sleep
err to New Orleans. Dining car service.
1l:05 p -Daily--Washirgton and South
western Limited. All Pullman train, club
and oil servation cars to Atlanta and Macon.
Sleepers to Nashville, Atlanta, Macon, Mem
phis and New Orleans. Dining car service.
TRAINS on BLUEMONT BRANCH.
Leave Alexandria at ISL A. NJ, 100 and
4:55 p. NJ. week days; 9:Os A. NJ. and G:33 2.
NJ. Sundays only for Bluemont, and G:S3 p.
NJ week days for Leesburg.
Through trains from the South arrive at Al
exandria 6:17, G:32, 7:20 and 9:25 A. NJ. and
l:40 and s:53 p NJ. daily. From Harrison
burg 1875 A. NJ week days and 900 p NJ.
daily. From Charlottesville 500 A. NJ. and
900 p NJ. daily.
For detailed schedule figures, tickets, Pull
man reservation, ETC., apply TO W. q. LIZ
HEW, ticket agent, Alexandria, Va.
c. Ii. ACKERT, General Manager.
S. ii. HARDWICK, Gen. Passenger Agent.
l.. S. BROWN, General Agent.
Washington, ID. c.
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Washington Southern Ry
Schedule in eiIect May 25, l9O2.

Schedule IN elect May %, IYH.
Trains leave station corner Fayette and
Cameron streets for Washington and points
north at 80, s 01 and Q - a. m, ~ 10, 2 81,
700. 10, 0 II and II % p. M, week days.
Sundays 80, 0 % and II 80 a. m, 700,
8 10, 10 and II % p. m.
For Fredericksburg, Richmond and points
south at AS, 7 So Qocal), 10 So and II % a.
M. $50, 459 (lOcal), and 10 p. M, week
days.
Sundays-i4S, 1865 and II 0j a. M, 80,
50 Qocal), and 10 p. m.
Accommodation for Quantico SO a. IN. Sun
day only and 444 p. IN. week days. S2j p.
m. except Saturday.
w. p. TAYLOR, Traffic Manager.
w. ID. DUKE, General Manager.
ED. MYERS, President.
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INSURANCE AGENCIES.
Independent Mutual Fire
Insurance Co.,
OF FAIRFAX COUNTY.
Chartered January, 1869.

A safe home company that has always set
tied home losses equitably and promptly.
Lesses paid in 80 years $llS,0OO. For insur-
ance apply to: -,
Jas. w. Roberts President, Alexandria; w.
II. May, Alexandria, w. p. Graves. Alexan-
dria: J. n. Gibbs, Mt. Vernon; a. Lewis
Lukens, Accotink; NJ. ID. Hall, Bqrke's sta
ton; II. p. Dodge, Manassas; f.. }. Nichols,
Philomont; f. l.. Garrett, IIerndon; Geo. l..
Kenyon, Vienna; Geo. i. Ives, Fails Cnurch;
j. NJ. Thorne, Falls Church; Oscar Baker,
Washington.
| irector-G. g. Tyler, Haymarket.
COURTLAND LUKENS, Secretary,
Office, 1I9l S. Royal St., Alexandria, Va.
oct7 TYR
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TELEpHoNE EXCHANGES.


Wattles, CIV
Wheatley, b, residence
We'll Bros
Western Union Telegraph Company
White, Wythe
Wheatley, b
Williamson, N l.
wilkins, Captain Jno 7
Wise, Mrs Peter
Woolls, WP
Zimmerman, J r, residence
Zimmerman, J X, Office
Zimmerman, Chas
Ansndale, Va, Jasper NJ Jackson
Fairfax Court House, Va, Walter Oliver
Centreville, Va, Utterbach
Falls Church, Va
Legato, Va, Sisson, r f
Manassas, Va, Shannon's drug store
Wellington, c c Leach
Haymarket, Va, Chas b Wilson
Wayerly, Va, II Janney
Maple Grove, Va, DIR Chas II Janney
For rates apply to Central office
PAY STATIONS.
Central Office
Fleischmann Hotel
Market House
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NVIfcIY Annrccinfion.

"There's one thing l will say about
Charley" said young Mrs. Torkins;
"he has a lovely disposition even if he
doesn't always display it at home"
How do you know"
! 81 heard some Of his Wall street
friends talking about him. They say
he is a perfect lamb."-Washington
Star. @
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Rest.

When a razor refuses to take an
edge, the barber stops fussing with It.,
lays it away. and in a little While, no
one knows just how, the edge returns.
If we treated our brains and our bod
les that way instead Of wearing them
out on the grindstone, it would be a
good deal more sensible.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1902-08-23
An ImDrcsSfOn.

"Now, l have an impression in my
head" said the teacher. 'Can any of
you tel poe what an impression ISL"
"Yes'm, / can" replied little fellow
at the foot of the class. "An impress
sion is q dent in soft spot"