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The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-07-26
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THOUGH HE WAS HIGHLY
RECOMMENDED TOOK PAIL
German Not Content With Falling
Overheard Takes Bucket Too,

An 1rishman once applied for a po-
sltlon on a ship. The captain asked
him for communications, he replied:
Shure, an / haven't emmy, Sur"
cant take you, then-got German
here with fine recommendations have
to give the job to him.
Pat begged so hard, however, that
the captain finally agreed to take him
and the German both on a trial trip,
the best man to have the permanent
job.
They were well out at sea when a
storm arose one day while Pat and the
German were scrubbing the deck. A
big wave came along and swept the
German overheard with his bucket.
Pat Immediately picked up his bucket
and started after the captain, whom
he found below.
We'll, Pat, what's the matter now %
the captain inquired
Faith, Sur, We know that German
what had such foine ricomminda-
tions?"
Yes; what of him?"
"Begorra, Sur, an he's gone off with
one O. your buckets. ''-NeW York
lilies
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-07-26

at Hutchinson. He will go on the 2Sth
with the delegation to Lake Marion.
Miss Elsie Wyand. of Selby avenue,
left yesterday for Fergus Falls, where
she will visit for several weeks.
The Rev. and Mrs. J. w. H. Cess, of
New South Wales, are the guests of
DR.. and Mrs. McCourt, of Princeton
avenue.
Miss Gilbert and Miss Elsie Gilbert,
of Dayton avenue, left this morning for
Peoria, Ill.
Mrs. Charles Shandrew, of the Col
onnade, is visiting Yellowstone park
and the Pacific coast
Mrs. James Kennedy and Miss Mar
tina Kennedy. of St. Anthony Park, are
at Chisago lake, where they will stay
until the LIST of September.
c. R. Wilkinson spent theg week at
Crookston and Winnipeg.
Mrs. G. F. Woolsey and Miss Hattie
Woolsey leave tomorrow morning for a
trip over the great lakes.
Miss Anna Robe, OF Hagerstown,
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-07-26
MOST HISTORIC LAST
WORDS ARE EGoTISTIc
Swan Songs of Literature Draw At
tention to the Singer.

Swan Songs of Literature Draw At
tention to the Singer.
At my entrance, Caxton turned from
large tome which he was reading,
with a slight air of interruption.
Sorry to interrupt you," I apollo
gized.
"Oh, I suppose that's all right" he
responded with returning cordiality.
"In fact, I'm rather glad you've hap
pened in, as / want to voice a kick
which has occurred to me from reading
this book"
"Just what is your author?" asked.
"Why, It's a collection of deathbed
utterances made by some ingenious
hack. He's patiently ferreted out all
the last words of history. And l tell
you the way they all aTect me. All
these final speeches are shot through
with egotism. 1t is strange that when
man is about to step out into the in
finite his thought should only be Of
himself and his own petty part in the
world drama. Words from a deathbed
have weight. 1t is a pity that all on
record should be tainted with conceit.
The pronoun Of the first person infects
all dying utterances.
"'We have this day kndled fire.
say the dissenting martyrs. Nathan
Hale irritates US with his I regret
have only one life.'
"Roll up thes map Of Europe are
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-07-26

Take the left overs of meat, whether
1t be lamb, chicken, beef or veal, any
thing but pork, for no sensible person
eats that in hot weather in other form
than bacon. Chop the meat and sea-
son well with salt. speck of pepper
and moisten with gravy, If any was
left, or with a thick white sauce.
Make paste from one and one-half
cups of pastry flour, one third cup of
butter, one-half level teaspoon of bak-
Ing powder and one quarter teaspoon
OF salt. Sift the salt and baking pow
der with the flour and rub in the but
ter then mix with cold water so that
1t will roll out, Cut in pieces four
inches square, lay a spoonful of. the
meat on one-half, wet the edges of
the same side, fold over and press the
edges firmly together.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-07-26

Bake these rissoles in a quick oven
and serve with a salad of lettuce gar
nished with hard boiled egg.
To prepare eggs for salad have a
sauce pan of boiling water and put the
eggs into it-with a spoon; in this
way the shells will not crack. If the
eggs are put in first and the boiling
water poured over them the shell will
crack and the white of the egg come
out and cook in bubbles along the edge
thus wasting a part of the egg and
making it ill-shaped if to be used for
garnishing. Draw the pan back to
part Of the range where the water will
be just below the boiling point and keep
there for three quarters of an hour.
Then plunge the eggs into cold water
for minute or two.-Alice E. Whleak.
er.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-07-26

suppose you will name him after
some famous person in the Bible?"
'Ya-as, indeedy,'' replied Ephraim,
Use gwine name him Holloway"
Holloway" unused Ephraim's en-
ployer. Il don't seem to remember
Holloway in the Bible
Ephraim gave a plying smile use
gwine name him Holloway after de
Lawd," he explained. "Doan yo' re-
membah de Lawd's prayer2'
Yes, but I don't remember Halo
way"
Oats funny" said Ephraim. "Why
it's right at de start, where ct says:
'Ouah Father, who art in heaben, Hal
loway be Thy name "-Philadelphia
Record.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-07-26
PERSONAL.

DR.. Alexander McGregor has return
ed from North Dakota.
Reuben Warner, of Nina avenue, left
last evening for New York.
Mrs. A. e. Emerson has returned
from Minnetonka
DR.. and Mrs. L. c. Bason, of Fair
mont avenue, have returned to the city.
REV. A. D. Harmon, of Nelson ave-
nue., has returned from Cable, Wis.
Miss Valeria Bowen will spend Au-
gust at Green Lake.
Miss Rose Dohm, of McBond street.
will leave Monday for a trip on the
great lakes
]. M. Skinner, G. 3. s., of England.
rs attending the !. o. G. T. convention
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-07-26
CLUBS AND CHARITIES.

Miss Stone, the returned missionary,
will address the Sunbeam Band which
meets in the Auditorium this Sunday
afternoon. Archbishop Ireland will in
troduce the speaker. The music will be
under the direction Of Miss Nellie Hope
and the ladies' orchestra.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-07-26
Fashionable London Weddings.

of the daughter Of Speaker Gully, of
the house of commons, at ST. Margar-
cts, Westminster, was witnessed by
large number of the members of both
houses. The bridegroom was Carleton
Salkeda, of the Tenth Hussars. There
We're ten bridesmaids The display of
presents at the speakers house was
remarkable for number and value, the
most beautiful one being a diamond
necklace from twenty-five members Of
parliament
Military weddings are occurring con-
stantly here and in the provinces in
consequence of the late war and the
return of officers.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-07-26

Would you be beautiful. madam?
Then must you retire to some rustic
village where pumps are still in fash
ion and where you may pump your
self a faultless figure, an incompatible
complexion and sparkling eyes. For
the pump is the latest beauty fad. The
interprising beauty doctor who discov-
cred it has just given the secret to the
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-07-26

Md, is visiting her sister, Mrs. Max
Beard, of the Portland.
Ernest Mueller, Of Havre, Mont, is
spending a month with his mother,
Mrs. A. Mueller, of Bancroft avenue.
Mrs. Albert Mueller, of Bancroft ave-
nue., accompanied by Miss Nellie Muel-
Ter, has left for an extended visit
throughout the West.
Miss Burkhard, of Hoffman avenue,
is entertaining the Misses Marion and
Laura ThorWarth, of Washington,
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-07-26
Why He Likes Park.

The Observation-Disclosures children,
why do we love to go to the beautiful
parks? What do we always find there
that is always fresher and purer than
it is in the city?
Truthful Tommy with cheerful prompt
ness)-Popcorn, sir!-CIeveland Plain
Dealer.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-07-26

Pitts last. and the colossal conceit Of
them is not to be surpassed. 1t is
strange that in the moment of supreme
vision all sense of perspective should
be lost Why should all the swan
| songs of literature and history focus
attention on the singer? "-New York
Tribune.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-07-26
Useful Hints.

Benzine and French chalk will re-
move grease stains from mating.
Scrape the chalk freely over the spot,
then sprinkle enough benZine to moist
en- it, When the benzine has evapor-
ated brush off the chalk and the spot
will have disappeared. If not, renew
the treatment.
The lemon or lime juice bath is re-
freshing on hot day. The lemon
bath originated in the tropics. Remove
the pips from three or four lemons and
the oAteC yellow skin, leaving the rest,
cut in slices, and put in a jug of boil
ing water. Cover up over night In
the morning steam and pour the lemon
water into the bath.
Fruit stains may be removed from
linen as follows: Tie up some cream
of tartar in the stained part and let
1t boil in soapsuds for a few minutes,
Then wash and rinse in clear water
and the stain will be gone.
A few cloves added to tea and~left
just long enough in the beverage to
extract the oil give a delicious flavor.
Cold tea is very good when black cur
rant juice is added to it with sugar
and cracked ice.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-07-26
NO MLadv or rInern Here.

The manager of a department store
looked up as the young woman entered.
Yes" he said in answer to her In
quiry I'VE need a girl in the lace de-
partment at So a week, and one in the
candy department at SO week. Which
place would you prefer?"
The girl replied
Well. what did she reply?-Chicago
Tribune.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-07-26
Cherry Toast.

Cut thin slices of stale bread into
rounds and butter each one lightly.
Put in a quart of cherries; crack a
to the fruit. Add half cup of water
and stew the fruit. Add sugar enough
to suit taste; then, while hot, pour
over the toast in alternate layers of
toast and fruit. Set away in a cold
place until ready to serve. A meringue
may be put over the top and slightly
Drowned in the oven.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-07-26
PRESENTS HIS BILL.

Although the small mosquito
Is modest as can be,
he does not like to give, it seems,
His evening concert free;
For when he sings his little song
With ease, technique and skill
Before to others passing he
Presents his little bill.
ea' Chicago News.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-07-26
Change of Time, Great Northern Rail

Change Of Time, Great Northern Rail-
way.
Effective Sunday, July 9th, the follow
ing changes will be made in Great North
ern train service:
No. /, for local Minnesota points, leaves
st. Paul 500 a. M, daily, except Sun
day, instead of 8:15 q. m.
No. ii, for Willmar, Garretson, Yank-
ton, Sioux Falls and Sioux City, lesves
Ct. Paul $40 q. M, daily, except Sun
day, instead Of 9:1Q a. m.
Information at City Ticket office, 1872
Robert street. st. Paul, MINI. 80
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-07-26
MENU FOR SATURDAY.

BREAKFAST
Wheat Crystals. Sugar and Cream.
Corned Beef Hash
Pop Overs. Coffee.
LUNCH
Fried Soft Clans
Beefsteak Tomato Satsup.
- Fruit. Cocoa
DINNER.
Corn Soup. Chicken Souffie.
Mashed Potatoes. Dreamed Carrots.
WatercreSS. French Dressing.
Waters. Cheese Fruit.
Coffee.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-07-26

The ladies of st. Johns Catholic
church will give an ice cream social
next Friday and Saturday in the hall
at Maple and Seventh streets.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-07-26

Mrs. H. Bardsley, of Aiamosa, is a
Colorado resident who has achieved
more than local fame for her success
with shotgun and rife. She spends
days tramping in the mountainous re-
gions of the state and her trophies in
clude all kinds of game from grouse to
a1lx
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-07-26

wife of the famous pianist will accom-
pany her husband on some of his flu
ture tours. She is a few years younger
than Mr.. Paderewslzi, and is said to
possess marked charm of manner and
vivacity. She is a fine piano player,
but not a professional artist, and new
er appears in public.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-07-26

This evening an ice cream social will
be given by the National Protective
league at the residence of ]. B. Will
liams, 657 Burr street.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-07-26

The H. S. B. Social club gave So
cial party last evening il Central hall.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-07-26
Last Is Worse.

Muggins-The trouble with my wife is
that she doesn't understand me.
Buggins-The trouble with mine Is that
she does understand me.-Philadelphia
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-07-26
Named After the Lord.

Named After the Lord.
A well-known Germantown man has
colored coachman who is a proud
father of nine children, all with Bibli-
cal names. Recently the tenth arrived
"a boy. Shortly after this interest
ing event his employer spoke to the
coachman about it, saying: "Well,
Ephraim, hear you have another boy.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-07-26

Mrs. H. F. Walker, of Osceola, enter
tanned the Twentieth Century club at
cards yesterday afternoon.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-07-26

The Columbia Catholic Summer
school will give an excursion on the
Lora this afternoon.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-07-26
PARKER's
HAIR
BALSAM

I Promotes the growth of the hair and
gives it the lustre and silkiness Of youth.
When the hair is gray or faded it
3 BRINGS BACK THE YOUTHFUL COLOR.
I It prevents Dandruff and hair falling
Z and keeps the scalp clean and healthy.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-07-26
JUST ABOUT WOMEN.

Her skill in dressing dolls has won
for young Philadelphian a ducal or
der for thirty dolls. The clever doll
maker is Miss Virginia Mcdowell, and
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-07-26
LATEST AID TO BEAUTY
SOME GENIUS DISCOVERS LAT
EMIT POSSIBILITIES OF PUMP

1t Is lngenuously Advanced That by
Assiduously Applying Oneself to
Pump Handle All Physical Defects
Are Made to Vanish--Water, How
ever, Goes to Waste.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-07-26

her distinguished patron is the grand
duke of Luxembourg, who has ordered
the dolls for his granddaughter, whose
respective ages are eight and ten years.
Through an artist friend who is on
Terms or intimate acquaintance with
the children's mother, the latter's at
tention was directed to the American
girl, several dolls dressed by her hay
ing been sent to the little girls last
Christmas as gifts from the artist. The
youthful recipients and their mother
were so delighted with the dolls that
an order for thirty was sent soon after
to Miss Mcdowell. Each doll was
dressed differently, being arrayed for
special occasions in day or evening
costumes. The blue and yellow colors
Of the duchy were artistically intro
duced in many of the costumes.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-07-26

1t is the general opinion that the
condition of the women of China is lit
tie better than that of abject slavery.
Investigators, however, say that 1t is
not a rule in that quarter of the Orient
Tor husbands to abuse or degrade their
wives and that there are as MANY hem
pecked husbands to be found there
as in this land of the free woman.
Prof. Giles, of the University Of Cam
bridge, who has made a study Of the
relations of the sexes In China, is au-
thority for the statement that women
there enjoy a few privileges not ac-
corded to men, one of these being ex-
emption from the bamboo punishment.
It Is said that Nine. Padereuskl.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-07-26

It is said that Mime. Paderewskl.
Arizona republican., 1902-10-27
KIDNAPPED HIS CHILD
Andrew T. Monibon, Formerly of
 Phoenix, in the Yavapai Courts.

Mayer was the scene of quite a lit- tie sensation Thursday, says the Jour nal-Miner. Among the residents Of that place is Mrs. Andrew J. Monihan, a charming little woman. who has been making her home with her sister, Mrs. James Cashin. Mrs. Monihon has a four-year-cld son, who is popular in that neighbOrhoOd as his mother. His name is Donald and everybody knows him and would fight to protect him from harm.
 The husband of the woman and fath- CT Of the child, is an attorney of Los Angeles. He and his wife have been separated for some time. It is alleged he took the child away from its mother and took it to Phoenix, where he form Crly lived and placed it in charge of the sisters there. The mother later se- cured the child and brought it to this county.
 MCnihoH arrived here on Wednesday evening and immediately drove out to Mayer. Yesterday morning, finding the little one some distance from the house, he grabbed it up, placed it in the buggy and started for Prescott, presumably expecting to reach here in time for the II o'clock train.
 The alarm was immediately given and a party started in pursuit Mcni-
Arizona republican., 1902-10-27

hon reached Prescott only q few min utes before his pursuers. but the sher- ifs office had been notified and were awaiting his coming. The child was taken in custody by the sheriff and the whole matter will come up before Judge Sloan Saturday as to who shall have the custody of the child.
 A party who came in from Mayer yesterday stated that people there were much inccnsed over the affair, and would have treated Monihon somewhs urpleasantly if they had captured hirl there.
Arizona republican., 1902-10-27
THE MOST INTERESTING PART

Why, Maude," he said, "I thought you tCld me you sat up till nearly morning reading this magazine?"
 Yes, I did" she answered.
 But none Of the pages are cut"
 You don't have to cut the pages to read about the corsets and baby food" Chicago Record Herald.
Arizona republican., 1902-10-27
Silks.

To the fastidious woman, Silk the Queen of Fabrics) is nearly as essential as her daily meals.
 What material in all the world can equal it?
 Echo answers none.
 No matter how gorgeous a dress may be, unless it have a silk lin ing it is not CC-~Clcte.
 Therefore. silk becomes almost an absolute necessity to the stylish woman, and as she naturally wishes it to wear as long and lcok as well as is possible, she usually buys it where she can be assured of it's durability. We have come to be generally recognized all over Ari- zCna as headquarters for first class Silks, and as the demand has in- creased so rapidly, not only in Phoenix but all over the territory, we have nearly doubled our silk capacity this season, therefore af- fcrding you a selection from an as scrtment second to none in the southwest.
 Every kind cf Silk is here. Sole agency for the famous Blue Seal Taffeta. Guaranteed not to crack. 27 inches wide, $1.25 yard
Arizona republican., 1902-10-27
EMBERS.

What do you mean by the 'embers of the dying year?" asked the poets wife
 Why, November and December. of course, my dear" replied the long haired one with a fiendish grin.-Chica- gc Daily News.
Arizona republican., 1902-10-27
Experience and Knowledge Tell the Story

DR. HIRRARD has been in the same Successful s and reliable he has won the public confidence. To succe ed, medical speciality must be built upon ability end reli- ability. The cured patient brings another, and continuous record of permanent cures as the result of Superior Skill thoroughly establishes physician with the entire pub lie. For many years I have made a speciality of M s Diseases and am known through ont the Southwest es thoroughly skillful and
 reliable. Contracted Disorders involv- ing diseases of the Sexual, kidney and uriuOTy organs, Seminal Weak ness, and all delicate. grave and obstinate
Arizona republican., 1902-10-27

na.adieS with all their destructive results promptly and permanently cured by the latest and most acicuIhc methods No matter wbo' has failed, how bad your case or how chronic, consult me without delay and find out whether you are curabla or not Cancers. tumors, ulcers and external gr0wthr cured without the knife or severe measures les tmoni8ls at office If possible always be exam ined by an cEpcrt-mect him, talk with him and judge for yourself as to his integrity and ability. When unable to do SO satisfactory and successful home treatment may be had. Dr. HtbbardvHibbard Building, 26-2S South Sec ond Avenue, Phoenix. Arizona Consulta- tion Free. All medicines at my own labora- tory. HOurs-10-l2 Is, e..
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1902-03-17

jante tortllrs tuvlese la idea de
encerrarme en- el olegto de
Stanislas. a 10 cual 20 ciontest6,
golpe por golpls, con la diohle mu-
danza del flijO Y de la prettsndida
Ahora bie1, pdrfa ocurrIr, sobre
todo al So Der que mi barco sigue
en- el fon(leadero, cue nj padre
abusara de mi menor edad para
reinstalarn1e en- Grambnrgc, auu
en- ell c.o)egio. l1S cosa tsn1fia gra-
ella al 20 vt)lviera al ano preparato-
rio.... oSlsra con mi queIidaP Ell
traje de l.olegial lessIfa & las mil
maraVillas. Este es ua Cleseulace
que ella no ha previsto.
SPero adaso piensa en- algo? Ne
serfa diffcll de'sirlo; y Ell realmente
extraordiuaria esta clausura, esta
penetrabilidad de las personals
que vlven una iunto q otra dur
mien(lo debajo del misnao naosoui-
tero. A veces pienso en- ell grito
de horror que ,anzarfa III de pronto
penetrara erI inf; en- es'e 10 tau os-
euro y cdnfuso que me pierde al
analiEarlo y me da miedo. ST. en-
trsra en- Isl ssibitamente, Ique ea-
pante'l lmss bsstarfa con que abrie-
IA eSt,a cartsl. =. para cue perdiese
todo lel amor que puede tenermea.
q mems s3e qi4e ocurrlera 10 coL-
trari0. S1aue duquesa del gran si-
glo dljo que para amar com pleta-
mente q Iln hcimbre delofa la mujer
desprecial'lo IN POGO? Sierra sig1lar
que, cans ADJ de mi qusridA J para
sparfarla de mi me lis press ntara
taa como soy y transfornlara en-
passion su capiicho. Nc, mas vale
dejar que trRbaien Ia suerte
Nuestra i,sflolta de FonrviGree. en-
quieIl la tincantadora loren tiene
ciega condainza, hasta al pEnto cue
81 marchilrse de su casa casi ues.
nuda, quiso, asf q he estlavimos en-
Lyon y anEes de COM lprarse una
camtsa, r Ell peregriInsIci6n Ia
iglesia do Fourvieres. prosey Goio-
sc de escapularios y rClsariOs ben
oitos. Nd ME opnse, ptlrcIus les de-
liciOslo el chis chas de las nledallas
sobrsi una gargsnta rlIoia, es tan