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The professional world. (Columbia, Mo.) 1901-192?, 1902-03-07
Tit-fOr-Tat

AT an annual dinner Of the st.
Nicholas society Ambassador Joseph
H. Choate was down for the toast,
THE Navy" while Senator Depew was
to respond to THE Army" Depew
began by saying: cts well to have
a specialist; that's why Choate II
here to speak about the navy. We met
at the wharf once, and l v saw
him again till we reached Liverpool.
When l asked how he felt he said he
thought he would have enjoyed the
trip over if he had had any ocean air.
Yes. you want to hear Choate on the
navy" Choate responded: I've
heard Depew hailed as the greatest
a~fter-dinner speaker. If after-dinner
speaking, as l have heard it described
and as / believe 1t to be. Is the art Of
saying nothing at all, then DR.. De-
pew Is the most marvellous speaker
in the universe"
The professional world. (Columbia, Mo.) 1901-192?, 1902-03-07
Blind Per.ons in oermany,

Since 1871 the number OF blind per-
sons in Germany has decreased from
e~ighty-fve to sixty-seven per 100, 900
Inhabitants, and tho famous Breslau
oculist, DIR. Fl. Coin. is convinced that
with proper care that number can be
still further reduced by 70 per cent.
The professional world. (Columbia, Mo.) 1901-192?, 1902-03-07

Eight hundred residents in South
London have Joined a tenants protec-
tive league, started a few weeks ago,
"to enable weekly tenants to combine
for self-protection against the extor-
tionate and illegal demands Of land
lords and rate collectors, and for pro-
vision of the necessary legal assist
ance."
The professional world. (Columbia, Mo.) 1901-192?, 1902-03-07
RarAsOlH of the Ancianta.

The umbrella and parasol were used
by the eastern nations many centuries
before the Christian era. The oldest
chinawars shows pictures Of ladies
and mandarins shaded by parasols of
patterns similar to those now in use.
The professional world. (Columbia, Mo.) 1901-192?, 1902-03-07
A Pennsylvania Giant.

William Lippincott. the heaviest
man in Bucks county. Pennsylvania,
weighs 479 pounds. but offers to out
dance any nan who will try conclu-
sions with him on the waxed floor.
Not long g he allowed a young man
to hit his hardest where his (Lippin-
cott's) waist should be. The young
man broke his arm.
The professional world. (Columbia, Mo.) 1901-192?, 1902-03-07
New Automatic weaving Loom.

The new automatic weaving loom,
invented by a mechanic In Burnley,
England. Is more Of a rsvolutionizer
than was at FIRST reported. One person
now operating four looms can easily
attend to eight and at the same time
produce 12h per cent more per loom
by the obviation of stoppages than un-
der the present system.
The professional world. (Columbia, Mo.) 1901-192?, 1902-03-07

EVERYBODY should read the
PROFESSIONAL WORLD. 1t con-
tains all the latest news and arti-
cles from the pens of our most
intelligent men.
The professional world. (Columbia, Mo.) 1901-192?, 1902-03-07
SECOND CHRISTIAN CHURCH.

Rev. J. B. Parsons, pastor.
Preaching Sundays II a. m.
and 1880 p. IN.
Prayer meeting Wednes.
days 1880 p. m.
Everybody cordially invit-
ed to attend.
The professional world. (Columbia, Mo.) 1901-192?, 1902-03-07

The simplest remedy for Indigestion, Consti-
patton, Billiousness and the many ailments
arising from a disordered stomach, liver or
bowels,i is Ripans Tablets. They have accom-
plished wonders and their timely aid removes
the necessity of calling a physician for the
many little ills that beset mankind. They go
straight to the seat of the trouble, relieve the
distress, cleanse and cure the affected parts
and give the system a general tonlng up.
The professional world. (Columbia, Mo.) 1901-192?, 1902-03-07

Agents wanted in every town in the
state.
The professional world. (Columbia, Mo.) 1901-192?, 1902-03-07

The Negro State League of Mis-
souri, meets next week in st.
Joseph, Mo. Next week we trust
they will give an expression rela-
tive to the Worlds Fair.
The professional world. (Columbia, Mo.) 1901-192?, 1902-03-07
PRESS OF THE MISSOURI STATESMAN

If you have ordered the Pro
FEssIoNAL WORLD and fail to re
ceive it, we will consider it a great
favor if you will notify us at once
The professional world. (Columbia, Mo.) 1901-192?, 1902-03-07
K. P.

Acme Lodge, No. "a. Meet.
ings second and fourth
Fridays in each month. w.
H. Turner, G. G. and d. d.
G. G. W. w. Lampkins, M.
f.
The professional world. (Columbia, Mo.) 1901-192?, 1902-03-07
O. E.. S.

Amos Chapter, No. 80.
Meetings second Friday in
each month. Mrs. A. B.
Moore, w. M. Mrs. Lizzie
Richardson, w. S.
The professional world. (Columbia, Mo.) 1901-192?, 1902-03-07
LODGE.
S.. M. r..
u. B.. f..

Crispus Attucks Lodge, No.
90. Meetings 2nd and 4th
Tuesdays in each month.
Visiting members cordially
invited. Caleb Hall, w. M.
A. M. Schweich, w. S.
The professional world. (Columbia, Mo.) 1901-192?, 1902-03-07
TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION.

Entered at the postofice at Column
umbia, NO., rs second class matter,
Jan. 10, 1902.
The professional world. (Columbia, Mo.) 1901-192?, 1902-03-07
Has Taught Famous Pupu.,

Manuel Garcia, the greatest singing
master OF his time. is still living, He
was born In Madrid in 1905 and he's
numbered among his pupils Jenny
Lind and Mathilde Marchesi.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1902-09-14
Pieces cf "a Old Enuine.

One OF George :,;ephenson's locomo.
ives. which WGs placed in commission
ii 1922 on a rall~ay running from the
liellar colliery. Durham. to the wear, a
distance of eight miles, is still in daily
use. Very little Of the original engine,
Of course, remains, worn parts having
always been replaced by duplicates.
The two cylinders are placed vertical.
" on the top of the boiler, one above
the front pair. The piston rods point
upward, and have cross arms from
which four long connecting rods con.
vey the power to the four wheels.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1902-09-14
A C.rs for Blindness,

A mechan al cure for blindness has
been brought out, called the "opthal-
mic oscillator,' the invention of DIR.
Henry F. Carey of Baltimore. Several
prominent men have testified that the
oscillator actually restores sight, in
chronic cases where there has been q
gradual and steady loss of sight, with
out an" external manifestations OF dis.
ease. 1t is sort OF vacuum treatment
by which the eyeball is rapidly worked
backward and forward, giving it sort
Of calesthenie-eEe such as is used
to strengthen other portions of the
body.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1902-09-14
Call Buildings of Ancient DAYS.

Numerous conflicting estimates
have been made of the height OF the
Tower of Babel, but one fact never
has been denied, and that is that it
was sliy-scraper. st. Jerome, in his
commentary on Isaiah, says that the
tower was already 1000 PAGES high
when God came down to stop the
work. A pace is about two and a half
feet, therefore 1000 PAGES must be TO-
600 feet; consequently Babel was
twenty times as high as the Pyra-
mids (Which are only about 500 feet).
Father Calmet says the tower was
$1,000 feet high, and that the struc-
ture was unfinished because the archi-
tects were confounded, as they did
not know how to bring the building
to a head. Moreover, it is unders TODD
that the Chinese language of to-day
was originally the same language as
the high German.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1902-09-14
The Australian Dukite.

One who has been all over the world
said yesterday: Your Martinique
friend, fer-ae-laEce, is not to Ee COM
AIRED with the duilite snake Of Aus
tralia. 1t is like tie pictures you have
saen OF sin. long. red snake, w,
eyes the living embodiment OF evil.
The duiiites never go alone. If you
re unfortunate enough to kill one
without killing its mate the latter 7'i,;
t. low your trail remofaeiessit Axe
aa1h. or ia,e. AID, lhoNea sou camp
twenty ne;los from tho a9}.. 1t @iil ~
,ou as sure as you killed its par5i o.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1902-09-14
Not Just What She Meant.

story that is now going The
rounds is laid to the door of a
piquant and dainty little French lady
who was more or less in evidence at
such places as were visited by the
Rochambeau embassy. The humor OF
the situation lies in the extreme diff
fidence Of the French woman. She
is sensitive to the point OF double
nervousness, and, realizing the liabili-
ty to err in foreign tongue, she was
generally careful to make selection of
each individual word. Wherefore she
was but the more amusing one eve
ming, feeling moved to demonstrate
with a gentleman upon the chilliness
OF our northern May, she said: Rely,
eet ees So cold here all re time zat
have sat all Ze day weeth by feet
over re tranSome"
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1902-09-14
Gen. Hooker in War lines.

George S. Boutwell, tells i'll his re-
Gently published book Of "reminiscences
that he was present at an interview
between Ger. Joe Hooker and Charles
Sumner, to whom Hooker applied to
assist him in obtaining Massachu-
sets regiment on the plea that he was
a native OF tlat state. In the course
ef the conversation Hooker said that
il he could obtain regiment he would
come to the command Of tie army and
take Richn nd.' This was in May,
/: Hooker had then recently ar
lived from Californa and his appear
auce Indicated poverty. His dress was
"orn and his apparel was that of de-
aged man OF the world"
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1902-09-14
Cures Blood Poison, Cancer, Ulcers,


If you have offensive pimples or
eruptions. ulcers on any part of the
body, aching bones or joints, falling
hair, mucous patches, swollen glands.
skin itches and burns. sore li.s or
sans eating fostering sores. sl2l y,
gnaWing pains, then you suffer from
serious blood poisoning or the begin
ningS of deadly cancer. You may be
permanently cured by taking Botanic
hlood Balm (B. y. l. made especial
y to cure the worst blood and skin
diseases. Heals every sore or ulcer,
even deadly cancer, stops all aches and
1a.ils an reduces al! swelling5 Botan-
ic Blood Balm. cures all malignant
blood troubles, such as eczema, scabS
and scales, pin;., IS. running sores.
ce1Euncles, scrofua. Druggists, 81.
To prove that it cures sample Of blood
bal msent free and prepaid by writing
Eico6 Balm Co Atlanta. Ga. describe
trouble and free medical advice will
be sent in sealed lctte".
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1902-09-14
Mctoan Has No Use for Poker.

While crossing the ocean recently
Piorpont Morgan heard some ore re-
fer 10 draw poker as the great Amcri-
yan game The iinancier Indignantly
protested: 1T is not game charac-
teristc cf the American people and
it never will be. 1t is based upon i
lie and the man who has the greatest
capacity for deceit usually wins. The
effect upon boys is to make them
think deceit and bluff are smart and
essential to work. 1t is an iniquitous
gamc and ought to be abolshed.'
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1902-09-14
BIG CIRCUS COMING.
RlngIing Bros internationally Fam
Gus Show to EXHIBIT Here.

Iia&i,n5 Brothers Worlds Great
est shows will exhibit in Pine Bluff.
Saturday, October L. OF all the great
amusement enterprises th&t America
has produced this is the greatest, and
visit from this splendid amusement
institution is always looked forward
to with eager anticipation Md al
Is not surprising in view OF ell The
facts. liiagling Bros. circus j. not u
circus & eraCmCr&i groWth 1t pre-
sents the best thought and the most
untirinS energy of its proprictOrs and
ef;s),t;'cls. during Il period of over
tStc'l Years. 1t began its career as a
small overland circus, grew so rapid
Idly that in a few years its traNSpprta-
ton by rail became imperatively nee
2sSarN. and has continued to develop
U.tii today it is not only the largest
IN he world but it is also the largest
circus that has ever travelled 1t be.
gaa With one clear and settled policy
fair and honest treatment cf the
public This policy has neYv.' been dc
waited from, and as a result. the
Ringing name is universally recognize
ed as a positive guarantee of all that
is high-class, novel and colossal in
the amusement world. People who go
to Ringing Brothers circus expect to
see a great show-and they are never
disappointed 1t has always been a
great circus-eVen i'll the days OF its
infancy there was something about
the show that gave it individuality
and compelled ad4uTation-but this
years Offering slUpasseS anything cE=
er attempted even by the managers
of this remarkable institution From
beginning to end the performance is
new-there are new acts, new spec
tacular features OF all kinds; While,
in the beauty and magnificance OF It's
Daraphernalia. in the completeness Of
its world gathered geological collec-
ton, which embraces the only giraffe
on earth and in the thrilling realism
of it's hippodrome displays, it sets
a standard that is entirely it's own
and which no other show could pos
sibly hope to reach. Among the great
features this year is a magnificent
horse ballet--by far the greatest horse
display ever seen in America; superb
aerial performances by the Dunbars,
direct from Australia: the Pettits, the
Holloways. the Banyards, the Ty Bell
Sisters and many other famous mid
air artists. sensational acrObatism by
the famous Roberts family: Genero
and Theol, the Kawalskis and the great
Ethardo; forty funny clowns, twenty
great riders, all kinds Of trained ami
nal acts, including Capt. Webbs jug
Cling seals, Woods dog and pony cir
Gus. and Pearl Souder's worldfamous
comedy elephants and more
other new and novel sensa-
tional features than have ever
before been presented in any dozen
shows. This years fine street pa
rade is especially remarkable for mag
nitude and brilliancy.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1902-09-14
Relic of MeGeviajisn1.

1t has been noticed that no mention
Is made of King Edward S illness in
the Court Circular. This is relic
of the medieval custom Of concealing
from the public for political reasons
any reference to the kings health
The secrecy that surrounds the court
is Il custom handed down from gen
erations when the sovereign and the
the affections of the people as they
are at the present time.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1902-09-14
For Her Father.

A few days ago 4 girl went into a
chemist $ shop in Newcastle. England,
and asked for some castor oil but ex-
pressed a wish that it should be mixed
with something to take away the taste.
The chemist asked her if she liked
soda water, and she said she did. Ha
then gave her a glass OF that drink
seasoned with lemon and Oil Then
the girl drank it, but still fingered
about the shop, and in a few minutes
again asked for the oil. When she was
informed that she had drunk it. she
exclaimed in establishments: Marcy
me. Aa wanted it for ma feytAor."
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1902-09-14
DIFFICULTIES OF MAP-MAKING.
Government Officials Have Hard
Time Securing Them.


For twenty Eea.s tho aovnrnmanr
las been engaged in mapping the
United States, au.l q "rport- Just is
sa2d by the geological survey shows
that tho larger part is still unsur-
Veycd, says tao Washington CORE
spoEdeut Of tAc New York Evening
Pest. In some Of the western sections
&c work is attended with the great
difficulties and dan ,ers. Recently
Arty sent 10 map northcrn Mon
;9#l Was OBLIGED by the severity OF
t. weather to climb Car mountain
ne less than eight timsa--lh2 last
lo0 feet on fu0t before an oppor-
,unity Was presented To set Il photo
Graph of the surrounding country.
The Photographic method is employed
in all such wild regions. When the
negatives were fin&!!y secured it wa1
after waiting all day ia driving
snow storm; then there was a lull OF
2 few seconds, during which six snap
shGts were made During the other
seen d2Es tie snow was unremitting.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1902-09-14
HADLEY AN UNPRoMIslNG BOY
But He Is Now President of University
of Harvard.

1t is said that when President iIadley
was youth he was not only peculiar
IN habits but disappointment in many
ways to his parents. He was eccentric
and apparently without promise. When
he was ten years old his mother took
him to New York, whore she met a
friend also engrossed with family
cares To her Mrs Hadley related her
troubles, dwelling particularly on the
one uppermost in her mind-Arthur
The friend tried to console her by say
ing:
We'll, bear up and never mind, dear
My son is almost as bad
Il wonder" said the man who is re-
sponsible for this story, what she
would say if she could have seen Had
ley comforting the degree of IL. d. on
Theodore Roosevelt, the President Of
the United States?'
Perhaps" suggested listener,
Roosevelt was the other son"
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1902-09-14
Increase of Gun Power.

In 1860 the four and a half inch
ron plate was declared inYulnerable;
today, it could be pierced by little
six-Wunde: atNshort range.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1902-09-14

The giraffe with Ringing Brothers
circus is the costliest geological sepci-
men in the world. So far as is known
it is the only one in existence When
it is gone the species will be extinct.
The Redwood gazette., 1902-06-18
THE CITY
SHORT ITEMS GAZETTED.

Robert McClintock took in the
Woodmen picnic at Owatonna on
Wednesday Of last week. His place
at the Central Pharmacy was filled
by Col. Robert Bager.
D. r. Ralston and family, the
former employed in Melges' barber
shop, are residing in the residence
owned by r. G.. Chad bourn, at the
south end of Mill street
Mr.. and Mrs. Harmon of Water
town, South Dakota, the latter a
sister of Mrs Fred J. Barnes of
this city, have been visiting with
the latter during the past week
The marriage of Miss Magdalena
Augusta Tolzman, daughter of Mr..
and Mrs c. F. Tolzman of Flora
ownship, Renville county, to New
man L. Ericsson of Raymond. will be
solemnized at the home of the bride
this afternoon.
Miss Lizzie Hitchcock has returned
home from her school work, and
will remain in Redwood Falls dur
ing the summer Her sister, Miss
Agnes, who has been attending the
Mankato Normal school during the
past year, returned home on the
afternoon of June 7th.
C. +. Apitz' aggregation OF star
base ball players, composed of busi-
ness men from the north side of Sec
ond street and the east side of
Washington avenue, went out on
the diamond last Wednesday even
ing, and did the big mitt' act on
the sphere to perfection. The ag-
gregation showed up so strong
that the players from the south and
west sides of the streets mentioned
are in extreme doubt as to whether
or not they will accept the Apitz
challenge.
One can hardly see and listen to
Miss Grace Gertrude Webster with
out admitting that the young lady
is not only an eloeutionist, but an
artistic. She is charming in de
meanor, and the magnificent rendi.
tions of the several selections which
she read at the Methodist church
last Wednesday evening, were
proofs evident of her ability to read
any selection-no matter how diff
cult. Her voice is delightful. clear
and always rings with music
whether the rendition be one oil
humor or pathos. Miss Webster
will always find an appreciative au,
dience in Redwood Falls.
The Redwood gazette., 1902-06-18

Mrs. Fred. Farley is visiting at
Mitchell, South Dakota.
Attorney S. L. Pierce was attend
ing to legal business in Olivia last
Wednesday. i,
Mrs. S. L. Pierce is visiting with
relatives at Kasson, and will remain
there for month or more.
Mr.. and Mrs. j. A. Jones have
returned from their bridal visit at
Minneapolis and Worthington.
For the great N. E. A. meeting at
Minneapolis, Minn., July 7th to l1th,
the Minneapolis & st. Louis railroad
will cell tickets at greatly reduced rates.;
tickets on sale July 5, and 7. Good
to return until Sept. l. This will be
fine opportunity to hear the greatest
educators in the country. For furthey
particulars call on local ticket agent,
The Redwood gazette., 1902-06-18

The work OF painting the exterior
woodwork of the Methodist church
commenced last week.
For the Fourth of July the Minneap.
oils & St. Louis railroad will sell ex-
cursion tickets to points within 2OC
miles at rate of one and one.third fare
tickets on sale July 3 and 4; limit July
7. Apply to local ticket agent.
A heavy rain fell here last Thurs
day afternoon, about five O clock. The
rain fall lasted only a short time,
but the precipitation was immense,
almost resembling a cloud-bust.
Emil Kuenzli, G. E. Mckay, H. F.
Buechner and Chas. H. Tenney
have been enjoying their annual
fishing outing around Green Lake,
Kandiyohi county, during the past
week.
The Redwood gazette., 1902-06-18
Work on the construction Of the

| Work on the construction Of the
Minnesota avenue sewer system is
progressing rapidly, the crew hav-
ing reached Wyoming street. D.
L. Bigham has been employed by
! the city to give the lines and super
intend the work.
]. Friedl and family have been up
from Gibbon during the past week
or two, visiting with the family of
Fred Murset OF New Avon town
ship, and of Herman Werder of this
city. Mrs. Friedl was formerly
Miss Mary Murset.
0. L. Dornberg returned from a
trip to Lyon county last Wednes-
day, going there to investigate a
tract of land which was offered for
sale at a fairly low price. Mr..
Dornberg thinks that the section he
visited does not contain as good
| Ind as Redwood county.
B. G. Schueller, candidate for the
Republican nomination for sheriff,
was in the city during a portion of
last week. Mr.. Schueller states
that his prospects for securing the
nomination are exceedingly bright.
He proposes to make an active can
vass from this time until the pri-
maries of Sept. 18th.
In the last issue of this paper it
was stated that the new hearse for
this city had been purchased by the
Redwood Furniture Co. The GA
ZETTE was misinformed on the sub
| ject. The hearse was purchased by
| Messrs. Barnes Bros, and it is to
| be used in connection with their
livery stable, by both Moon & Swan
and the Redwood Falls Furniture
| Co.
The liquor dealers of this portion
of Redwood and Renville counties
held meeting at this place on
Wednesday of last week. No busi-
ness of Importance was transacted
After the meeting the dealers char
tered the launch and took ride up
to the park and return. The visit
| ing dealers we're loud in their
praises over the lake and the seen
cry surrounding it.
The H. A. Baldwin Land & Loan
Co. has opened up Offices in the
front rooms over Schmahl Il Jaehn-
ing's hardware store, with O. B.
Turrell in charge OF the same Mr.
Turrell has been in the northern
portion of the State in the interests
of that company during the past
week. The company has lands in
Wadena, Grow Wing and Aitkin
counties, more or less timber, and
also prairie lands in the Red River
valley.
Miss Della Huntington left for
her home in Plattsville, Wis, on
Wednesday last, after visiting for
several days after school closed
with friends in this city. Miss
Huntington has made an excellent
instructor in her department of the
public schools, and her failure tc
return here next year is a source
Of regret to large number OF her
friends Miss Fannie Jacobs re.
turned to her home in Madison on
the evening of June 7th.
D. H. Duryea of the Red wood
Falls Furniture Co., left last Wed
nesday for Henshaw, Yorkshire,
England, be accompanying Alfred
Leathly of Sheridan, whose wife,
Elizabeth Leathly, passed away on
the Monday morning previous of in
| fiammatiou of the bowels, at the age
of 66 years, and whose remains were
embalmed by two expert embalmers
from Mankato, and forwarded to
Mrs. Leathly's old home at the
above mentioned place in England,
where they will be placed in the
family vault. Mr.. Duryea expects
to be absent on the trip for three
weeks or more
The Redwood gazette., 1902-06-18
MINNEAPOLIS & St. Louis Railway.

Time of arrival and departure of mail and
:press trains from Redwood,
EAST
No. 49, daily except Sunday, 1852 p. m,
FOR Miereapolis and ST. Paul, connecting with
through trains for Chicago and the east, ST.
Moines, Omaha and points west Through
dining and sleeping cars.
No. IS. daily. including Sunday. :O6 a. m.
Madison to Minneapolis and st. Paul.
WEST.
No. IA. daily except Sunday. .......1:18 p. N.
For Hanley Falls and Watertown.
No. l6, daily, including Sunday. 9: 80 p m.
st. Paul to Madison.
FREIGHT TRAINS.
No. Is, going east Tuesdays, Thursdays
and Saturdays ........... .............4:3 35 p N
No. 76, going west Mondays, Wednesdays
anu y ~ d. III
j. A. JONES, Agent.