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The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1902-07-01
The BOY Guex.ed Right

"Do as tell you," Tommy's mamma
cried. cts about time you realized
the fntility Of struggling against the
inevitable. Do you know what that
means?"
"Yes'm," replied Tommy, ut means
there's no use O. your washin' my
hands an face cause they'll only get
dirty again" Philadelphia Press.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1902-07-01
Progressive Euchre.

SYPHILIS that Harry Scribbler's writ
ing, Kitty?
Kitty-Yes. I'm engaged to him,
yon know.
sybil-of course. I was engaged to
him last summer.
Kitty-The dear boy! wonder who
he'll eventually marry? Pearson's
Weekly.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1902-07-01
Hard Luck.

Hewitt-It's sad about Gruet losing
his leg in that railroad accident.
Jewett-Yes; it must be great dis.
appointment to him; he was always
talking about getting there with
both feet. "-Brooklyn Life.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1902-07-01
Those Learned Graduation E.sa IS,

each spring when l listen to the
learned graduation essays of class of
wealthy mems sons at college COM
mencement l feel that l won't be able
to hold my job two weeks after those
smart youths get out hustling for their
daily bread in competition with me, I"
mAsed the gloomy-eyed middle-aged
man in the back seat. "But on my way
home, as learn that the trolley-car
conductor is college graduate, and
that the clerk at the corner cigar store
is another, I begin to chirp up bit.
and in day or two get over my dis
NAL forebodings!"-
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1902-07-01
self-Ccntered.

Now doth the youthful graduate
Require larger hat.
He thinks that his diploma makes
OF him a diplomat.
PHILADELPHIA Press,
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1902-07-01
Cruel.

Glow long," asked the youth, "ought
young man to be acquainted with a
girl, Miss Flyppe, before he may ven
ture to call her by her first name?"
Glow long have you known me?" she
asked in turn.
"About six months"
swell, if he's the right young man
that's long enough time"
"Then, Susie"
"But you're not the right young man,
Mr.. Spoonamore."-C Chicago Tribune.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1902-07-01
Good Hook to Own.

Agent-Here, sir, is book that
should be in every family. 1t contains
a receipt for everything, sir-every-
thing.
Cholly-Give me three copies. If it
has receipt for my tailor's bill I'll
take five-Tit-Bits
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1902-07-01

Most boys have superstitious minds,
And yet, were oft perceivin',
Don't Touch" Fresh Paint" Hands
Off," one finds
Are signs they don't believe in.
-Philadelphia Press
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1902-07-01
nd did you accept him?
what Johnny Thouuht

"What does Gabriel Grub mean,
auntie?"
Gabriel Grub is character in ono
of Dickens Christmas Stories"
80, I thought maybe it was another
name fer angel food Chicago
American.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1902-07-01
Unanswered.

"Here's problem for you. If it
takes nine tailors to make man.
"The average fellows only ninth of
man, eh?"
mo; was going to add: How
many tailor-made gowns will it take
to break ?"-Catholic Standard
and Times.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1902-07-01
Something Doing

"Helen, l haven't heard Brother
Johnny for an hour. Go and tell him
to stop at opce."-Life.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1902-07-01

Mr.. Bargain Hunter-Say, this pillow
gives me pain. It's as hard as rock.
Mrs. Bargain Hunter = That's
strange! twas marked down.-Phila-
delphia Press.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1902-07-01

Bess-Is it true that young Simkins
offered himself to you last night?
Nellie did.
Bess-And did you accept him?
Nell-Well, not exactly-but 1 have
an option on him for ten days.-Chi-
cago Daily News.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1902-07-01

independence nation of liberty The parts machine
assembled fitted each appropriate place
Washington did that And so it is that people,
BUT WE ARE NOT YET A PERFECT PEOPLE any
than youth perfect We in the making 1t
glorious circumstance Youth the nobest of Gods great gifts
The life like the life of Read the history OF
people who have done things their day. Read the life of
things day. They similar
1t is only question of magnitude.
The American people young? Yes! Vital? Yes! Powerful?
Yes! Masteru? Yes! Disciplined? Not entirely Reserved?
Not but will be- Moderate? Not yet growing that grace
And therefore, bear the message of Washingonhe whose
sanity oerness and calm have reached through the century,
steadng when unframed passions Of youth had all but
reached the climax of chaos.
The American people finally every convulsion
True The element of sobety has failed the mad
agitatons True again the struggle every
has been measured by the strength the instinct of discipline
the To-day calm need for
selfestrant? Yes But yesterday derous, and the
rumble of and the rattle of usketry
doors hailed with feelings of security and relief The necessity
for this should have occurred And crises be
peaceful example of popular hystera by
fopuIar
would have essened excited circumstance history
and prevented of them
REASON is BETTER THAN BAYONETs Sober second
thought better than the destroying violence campaign
passion-born propositions.
The law Of atruism is the life the world
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1902-07-01
ALWAYS in TroubIc

Nan-What is she worrying about
now?
Fan-Because she can't think of any
thing to worry about-Somerville
Journal
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1902-07-01
The Kind Hubby wnnted

She--I wont a new cover for Bella's
piano; can you suggest anything,
dear?
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1902-07-01
The HONEYMOON

In sweet content they drift upon the
stream
AS round about the moonlight softly
plays.
To each fond heart the calm surroundings
seem
Like symbols of the evening of their days.
Brooklyn Life
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1902-07-01

He--Yes; can't you find one which
is Theoretically sealed? Yonkers
Statesman.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1902-07-01
The Pug-Great Scott! He takes me
for his honeysuckle!-Th King.
Out Of the Hurry nurlx

We'd be more contented, perhaps.
Know less of Defeats painful throbs,
If we would quit looking for snaps,
And stick to our regular jobs.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1902-07-01
The Discipline Of Washington
BY HON. ALBERT j. BEVERlDGE,
from Indiana.
United States Senator from Indiana.

The meaning OF Washington in American
history is discipline The message of Wash
ington's life to the American people is dis
cipline. The need of American character is
the cultivation of discipline Washington
did not give patriotism to the American
colonies. The people had that as abundantly
as he. He did not give them courage. That
quality was and is in the American blood.
He did not give them resource. There were
intellects more productive than his.
But Washington gave balance and direc-
ton to elemental forces He was the genius
of order. He was poise personihed. He was
the great conservative. 1t was this that
made all other elements of the revolution
effective. 1t was this that organized a nebu-
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1902-07-01

The law Of ausm is the law of existence life world
everywhere Everything has its being through other
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1902-04-01
MIS- TRUE woRTA REVEALED

An expose which win aga,e Europe has taken
/ Washington. H. G.
have caught Worth inc f"'s''" '
maker. pagiariEng
Il Is not the original guilty lie dcd long ago The
happened discovered the guilt OF the ais
Foraker wife Of the ONO ehao
Mrs Kean Mrs Hitchcock hp OF the
secretary interior.
living three cities recently imported Partisan gowns
rouad OF money went across e AZ
payment an donned the gowns on te
swell function IN WASHINGTON ana
when upon startling discovery made that al
three women exactly alike.
They Ike hree pod You couldn't ten
which was which, without while back with
mpactab other folk present got
up some
pacted that Hitchcock and vice versa
The uniformed ladies' was
subsequently Mrs Mark Hanna
Others TO be found be-
twixt Maine md
There warranted 20 be the
existence the welodo % the
American Republic enveopns European
hundred VIII
he finally discovered AN made
Dressmaker heneeforth for what he Is
his He has told woman
priced dresses each Of exclusive design no two
he has akir than Harnum
viii take AGAINST the Man Who
predicted The shock OF the dscov
duptcty great Tor eoleced thonsht
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1902-04-01
Theaters


AEfk0ns'
When The Devils Auction" in its
2osh season visited the Grand not
long ago the house would not hold
the people who came 70 see II. Last
night. when the first OF the four per-
formances was given OF "Arizona.
kfrke La SheIle attraction, one
which has run IN New York during
the present season and which Is pre-
scented b. the metropolitan cast. the
audisace wac miserably poor ia
numbers.
The people cannot be blamed for
their attendance or attendance
at any show. IL IL their own money
and their own business how they
spend u. But IL is time 20 silence
the waal that Seattle does not get
new plays with high-grade inter
pref4ng companies. Arizona" Is not
the first Eftracslon To prove that
there ir little incentive TO such COM
binations to visit this city.
Seattle IS a busy town and wants
amusement pure and simple. The
theater managers cater closely 70
the public taste and are not In ousi-
ness for their health or the prorno@
zion or dramatic art. Should a min
strei show Or a farce comedy bid for
time against an Arizona" or n Ben
Hur." the theater manager, II he a
alive % his own interest, viii book
the minstrel show
For general excellence Of play and
cast, for accuracy In settings and
costumes. for attention TO detail.
from tins stage groupings down 10
tho a1kah dust on the uniforms.
''Arizona" has never been sxesllea
IN Seattle. But there - little use
in going into details about Art
zona-" " Is not a subject Of great
interest locally. Fields minEtrals
win be along in a week or two. 80
the people OF Seattle may cheer up.
by Right Of Sword"
That the new play. by Right OF
Sword, now being produced at the
Seattle theater BY the Ralph Stuart
company. Is a success. IS as
sured. Its first hit has been scored.
Email changes are being made IN
the presentation Of u, and by the
Saturday ali the weak places will be
eliminated The play VIII hold the
board the balance Of the week.
"The white Slave"
That ever popular Southern drama
Inc White slave" has proved its
everlasting worth. It's production
81 the Third Avenue theater shows
Il 70 be as much a favorite as ever.
The play will be presented every
night this week, with a Saturday
matinee.
Blanche walsh
Blanche Walsh seats went on sale
at the Grand this morning gatur-
day afternoon and night she will pre-
cent La Madeleine" Thurgday and
friday nights she VIII put on
Janice Meredith" with the following
cast.
Charles Fownes, afterwards John
BfefeioH ...ss.....s... Robert Lowe
Philemon Hennion Mason Mitchell
80 800 ~ Patton Gibbs
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1902-04-01
THE SEATTLE AUCIlun y
SALE STABLES.
For next Friday ] have .

For next Friday ] have y"
forty-five head Of horses
Ten teams ranging from
pounds to $500 pounds. all Nv
six years old.
Five teams ranging nv" :.
pounds 10 2.SOO pounds ron
eight years old. "A.
Fifteen head Of mares anu
ranging from 900 pounds
pounds each. from 8 20 IL +,
An live stock guaranteed y
tioneer and n not as rep.' \,
your money will be refuho'-
twenty four hours. al
We have a lot Of single -. ~
express wagons and farm \
Also a carload Of choice ne'
ana double seated buggleS n n
Your choice Of 20 sets . a
Of new and second h'n ~, ]
ana driving harness, eo'n '
double, ,.,s as
Don't miss attending
Friday. April I. ..rSfrE
1912 WESTERN Az .n,..,s,ss
NJ. J. WALKEh'
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1902-04-01
LEVY MUST
SWEAR TO IT
Detective kennedy's Case May
Never Be Tried

The civil service commission decld-
ed last night TO disregard the charg-
e. preferred against Detective Ken
nedy BY l. Levy, a Washington
street broker. until the latter iiles
v nth the commissioner a sworn state
ment that said charges are true. De-
fective Kennedy arrested Levy on
the charge Of violating an ordinance
By taking an article for pawn from a
minor. After a hearing Ia the po-
lice court Levy was discharged. lie
claims that Kennedy was intoxicated
" hen he made the arrest. which Was
without cause.
The commission dropped the
Charges against Detective Lane, pre-
ferred by Robert Hagen.
Secretary Circuit vas instructed 10
notify Patrolman Barr, who asks 70
be retained on the police force after
passing the age limit OF 50 years.
that he would be retired on June 1.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1902-04-01
MONEY FOR
BEACONS

WASHINGTON. d. C.. April L.
The house commerce COMMITTEES yes
terday reported favorahiy on blli
making appropriations az follows.
Twenty-Five thousand dollars for a
lighthouse and FOG signal az Nukii-
tec point. near Everett.
ThiFty-two thousand dollars for a
lighthouse at Brown point. on Com
riencsmsnt bay.
Six thousand dollars FOR a fog SID.
nal at Battery point.
Fiftee thpusad dollar. FOR a light
house al fog sigal az Burrows inl.
and, in Roasano strait
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1902-04-01
Cottage City Sails

The Cottage City sailed lasf night
for Lynn canal points. She had rs
passengers. among whom d a de-
taehment Of 50 soldiers from Fort
Lawton. who go north temporarily
20 relieve the troops nov at gkaN-
way Captain w. r. Richardson in
IN charge OF the soldiers. As soon
as the regular detail Of soldiers ar
rives from Manila the Fort f.awton
men viii return TO their post.
Fletcher q Carpenter. realty bar
aains only
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Fouhh Anufr IS larrs. f-d iory or
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ron vel improved farms. small or large.
at low prices. can on us
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JANICE MEREDITH. ...,.........
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SEE Lloyd Brisooe q Lloyd rs Hincki,y
block, about your homes for cash or de-
frrred payments
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personal

FURNITURE SALE-i2h rooms ~ second
hand furniture from the well known Al.
tantio loaginE house, bought b. the RED
Front Furniture CO., now fur sale az ouf
store. li2 second ave. south. very rhehn
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1902-04-01

MAM uAfNa
" go waHH nAfNnWR rafWau a~,ts.sss.
fsTAt RANTS WdTNfa fofnf~n
al anf sssfnins raf nst W.
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The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1902-04-01

fbpFitH NANtNrH hank
hf"nnd avenue Hu1 IIhs rfff.f gHrfiaI
thI1 90 500 M O. 90 Esuf.Ifef. f..a
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Aars 7ns - 80 hssf iaeafsH ara r.tt~r
cash. tslanrr aa faFutH
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HHNafH
We afr instructed tI rrII a Hu'rr1lI fr. .uI
Itl.t aIp.uet ftaHrIisrf N rfIff fHI
anf rre ua fef Particular we tan make
fHfIrr.
Hane fsHv aIsa wants to reu two cHnirs
IUfs .. U.f I..f Hf iHftflaY. fhfff iN'a
rlI make yea bir frHni ga price w. 'ap
HsH them.
vs. have a few ,holse acre tracts 1u cor
lIno.
We hHvr iath Hnd houses iu 90 uhris ~
IsaffIt. nn fffnr iB cult hlN gladly
rH1a them fu yHl
fHIUEH LIUuLD a co.
PHONE. JAMES 2asH 20 iff AVE.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1902-05-23

Dr.Geo. NJ. Holt, dentist, will be in
his ClarkShurg Dental office, at ms
residence 763 w, Pike street on the
first day Of May and remain 40 days.
Grown and Bridge formuch less money
thanyou have been paying for 1t and
guaranteed. pay no high price Of.
flee rent. N-td.
Don't fail to see ''Osco," 'Lunettc,
the Flying Lady," Lolita" the cleo.
trio wonder, "Aimee the Wa. Show /;
Big Joe, the fat boy; "Me-Mo," the
Alligator Boy; the Bljou theater the
Living Doll. All will be in Clarks.
burg during the Elk'sStreet Fair, one
week, commencing May 18th.
Llrse line Of fancy colored negl
shirts to.select from at The Clarl 4
burg Tailoring Co.'S I7-tl
Look ut Merriman's advertisement.
It's good reading. S-tf
Seed Early Rose and other
varieties at Glen Elk Produce Com
pany. sl.50 perbushel. 21tf
Seed Potatoes Early Rose and other
varieties at Glen Elk produce Com
pany, sl.5o per bushcl. 2ltf
Sixnice building lots for sale. See
Harvey w. Harmer. 22-tf
Seed Potatoes Early Rose and other
varieties at Glen Elk Produce Com
pany. $3.50 per busllel. 2l-tf
j. W. Morley, dentist, will be in
Salem the first of each month and
will remain 20 days Once opposite
depot, lily
Frames. Frames. Yes and picture
mouldings and picture mouldings at
cost at DeMoss', as We are going out
of business. 22-3t.
A fine line of yarns, zephyr shell
and floss and saxony at Miss Elizabeth
CofTman's. IL
Sec that IS Gr,phophone at A.. @
Nets 1876 4th street, 4S-tf.
Dr.S. NJ. Hardman, eye, ear, most
and throat specialist. Treatment
surgery, artificial eyes, spectacles
Office hours $50 a. m. to $ p. m. for
dycc building, Clarksburg. Oily
Gentlemen: The new straw hats
are now on sale at Mcrrlman's shoe
hat and mems furnishing store, from
lOc. to 81 oo. 25-tf
Just received large line of neck
wear in Impcrials and Bat Wings
The ClarkSburg Tailoring Co. lit
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1902-05-23
Tic war Cyclones Turn.

The question is often asked, Why do
cyclones. "whirlwinds" and tornadoes
all persist in the polar whirl from right
to lcf,2 Astronomical spectators have
supposed that oil the plnnets once cx.
isted us rings of thinly scattered matter
around he sun and that these rings
were annular segregatlons from u
vague irregularly scattered mass tina,
turned one way in spiral courses. thus
determining the direction in which the
rings re, olved. and all the rest from
this took the same course.
"Rut" you say. "why did the ncbula
rcvolyc ut ALP 1t grew from chaos.
and claos presumably possessed nm In
hcrcnt motion from right to left. This
being the case, from TINT time to this
sun. moon, stars, planets. cyclones md
tornadocs haze adhered to the original
habit,
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NoLoss ofTi,p,c.

/ have sold Chamberlain's Collie
Cholera and Diarrlioea Remedy fol
years, and would rather be cut Of cof
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ties Of it yesterday to threshers that
coudgo no farther, and they are at
work again this morning-H r Phelps
Plymouth, Oklahoma. AS will be seen
by the above the thrcshers were able
to keep on with their work without
losinea single days time. You should
keep bottle of this remedy in your
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druggist. 26-lm.