New-York tribune., 1902-01-25
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

London paper notes the fact that while the
Salvation Army social work is cramped FOR money
and while all the great missionary societies are In
arrears the establishment OF churches Is proceed
ing at increasing pace.
Before the Paris courts action has come on for
gests illimtabe possibilities for barrsers In the
waves" and Mr.. Marconi from Newfoundland VIII
be bringing action against his cooperator on the
Lizard for kissing at him across the Atlantic
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.'The Maysville CKy0 Public Ledger" remarked
the other day: Having been abandoned
agency for washing their sins away the old
Methodist Church at Augusta has been bought by
a iaundryman, and IT will now be used for washing
the peoples clothes away"
Mrs Beatlets-''what is the matter, Mrs sauig-
giles? You look terribly worried about something
ben my bIsband gave me his weeks wages last
night IL five cents short. 1t looks like two
tablishments.-(Boston Transcript
There was just before the recent session
OF the Cumberland Quarter Sessions Court. in Eng
land. the other day. that of an old woman who was
charged with stealing sixpence. But no departure
was made from the regular procedure. grand
jury, thirty-six common jurymen. array of con-
stables and clerks. bench of Justices under the
presidency of the Right Hon. James Lowther, Mem
Der of Parliament. dealt with the matter.
Happy is the citizen of Clifton in the ADVANTAGES
offered him at his breakfast table A circular
issued By local AL firm os has the large heading,
and the rumored maternity of Queen Ezabeth'
from pigs bred and fed by his majesty the King:
-(London Chronicle.
The Museum of Natural History at Mayence has
added 10 it's collection the skull of a prehistoric
marmot which was recently excavated at a con-
siderable depth in the deluval oess near that citv
Ore remarkable feature about the skull is that it
appears be identical with the skulls of the bo-
bac. the still living marmot of the Siberian steppes
FELLOW FEELING.
Dsy big talk in dem papuhs
Dat win at Monte Cahlo
DeN Sn putn gamih hit eiE,yISsaihS; IN Se paSub
Each time dis pusson plays;
Ten dollars en- ten days"
De SJp, paggqhs gg9I1s.h has g big headlines.
Des stays up nights wifi pokeh
EI Hf 5sss 5ssls a a siS SSS iGbaEsa- P,baDs-
Wuz Jailed foh shootin craps"
Us spohts a4;,In mu, stan stan tsrgethah.
Hit all gifts in dem, papuhs.
En- comes ter de same
Fl bsS some erins Gne l9ss LIT snyWaHs sr %ilIisn
Des like "Crapshooten Johnson
Ten dollars en- ten days"
Baltimore American
There is an old suburban inn near Philadelphia
kept by a Quaker who, amid the incongruous sur
roundings of his bar. still clings the plain Ian
guage of his faith. Occasionally he even disnenses
liquid refreshments with his hands and 1t
seems queer to hear his mild voice asking sVhat
VIII thee have? The other day there a crowd
in the bar. and of the men had already been
imbibng too freely. Nevertheless he lined up at
the bar with tho others. and loudly called for
whiskey. The old man looked at him severely and
remarked: James doesn't thee think thee has had
enough Of the strong stuff? Thee had better take
a partlla-" There was no appeal. and James drank
a glass of sarsaparilla.
A Flemish artist has produced what IL said to be
the smallest painting in the world. It Is picture
or miller mounting the stairs OF his mill, and
carrying sack OF grain on his back The mill is
depicted as standing terrace Close at
hand are horse and cart, with a few groups OF
peasants idling in the road near by. All this is
painted on the smooth side Of grain Of ordinary
white corn 1t is necessary to examine It under a
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