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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1902-03-09

vulgar Trsdespe3ple 10 deliver an
MarshmaHows at the Servants En-
france"
iIa began to- write again. reviyIlE
himself at the end of each Word. bv
means af Smelling Salts He did not
s-r the Artist standing i'm the Doorway.
The Artist was muscular Person
with am Asheu Complexion and a Suit
that was not large enough to show the
entire Pattern. He carried a BIudsecl
WIN Iturse's Head on it. I'm order TO
attract the Attention a. Mr. swirl
furne. he whistIed through his Teeth.
WdereCpon the Author jumped over tho
Table ana feli among The Rugs. family
"a ling "MO,He~l AIuther.'
cut it out. exclaimed the Artist.
What's matter? Tuh2"
"Oh how you startled me-" said the
author. sitting up among the Rugs.
Just as you came in / vas writing
about the Fays and the EIfns. I was
On The deep Greenwood. the velvet
0"aI1 kissing my wan Cheek and the
Leaves whispering overhead"
see. said the Artist "A DARK
change from an Interior 90 a Wood
S'J That's all right If YOU can 5o IL
quick. Who did YOU saw Won was do
Ing it for-the Fays2''
81 mentioned the Fays and FIfns
replied the Author.
I've heard Of the Favs." said Fbe
~ usJ They TIE out on the Orpheum
Circuit now. But the EIfns-no What
End of a Turn 10 they do"
All, The EIfusi" said the Autbo~
IAeE dance I'm the Moonlight and SKIN
from Tree 90 Tree"
AcrneatiC stunt with Light Ffec5s.
eh. Wen. you're on a coUpia Of gTaci--
tIeE ! never see any Fenders that
(.1.n get away with "a Talking Act.
l'l want % sive your Piece to eonl.-
''lS gnat can Boost you. You write
good glugery Skit for me and Miss
Fi9nage and we'll put your Name ON
d loF7e-Sheet 10 Letters big enough
10 s-are a Horse"
D gather from the somewhat teen
-...a' 'AaTacIer of your Conversation.
... --a' SIR. that you are associated .
WIN zoe Drama. said the Author.
Us j "a hld2' asked the Artist
" .'1a Eou.eFor in Front2 Don't you
5.A al lde Pictures i'm the Windous2 !
p .'i RANK, of Rank and Frontage. bliss
...'.a5e iS lle other nalf this Season.
a.l 20 You Seen her Block Off you'd f.
1,E- is l' 'T amt it Ethel Barrymore /
u, JUST closed with NcGodhaa's
-r.ei"us BurlesQUers. We was so
5.... jaai NE killed the rest of the
~, .'..' So We got the Blue Envelope. Now
,-- using aI our Business. iuclu T.
- 81 .Ae Sag about the rustard Pie.
u D.. what am Z Indebted for the
"l this NiSit2" asked the Au-
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1902-03-09
Took the Church Ton


washington Cor. New York World1
The Foundry Methodist church. az
Fourteenth and F streets. desired 10
move to another part Of the city. John
F. Walsh. the Colorado millionaire.
who is buying much property i'm Wash
iHgtOn. had his eye on the church cor
uer. and dropped into the church one
night while an ice cream social was in
progress. He astonished the young
ladies by the prodigaIity Of the expen-
ditures. Finally the pastor came
around. Mr.. Walsh introduced him
self
I'm having a good time" he SAID.
ct ike to buy things. Have you any
thing else for sale2'
Nothing except this church prop
erty-" replied the pastor.
All right replied Walsh. "TH take
that. too"
And he did, paying $201. 900 therefor.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1902-03-09

a Head-Spin. You fix up a strong Line
Tor me just as L go over the Chair
Ihen-whats the matter Gull? Here,
Rud, open your Eyes"
The Author had fallen in a Heap on
the antique Writing Desk
'HUliy Chez" exclaimed the Artist.
Hes Croaked"
MORAL, A Classic is never Safe ex-
cept in the Church Parlor
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1902-03-09

!. Dc one I've got now is am rfpbr brt in
r--0 81. &C. eat eight hard-boiIe5
-L-, ana with four shows a Nav
Tp.s -. .ss'r TOO much of any Artist.
7r,- sketch was wrote for us bv fbe
ps- ..a. handles the Transfer RAG
49, ms, 1- Hucyrus. He ixed it up while
ussr- ;. aIun. for a Train. I've been
s-- -.'s IL since 1852 end it goes lust as
Str~ rs ever. but like TO get new
IN s,r once iH while So 7 want Won
rlp5 ,-ez ZIP something thatU xiii 'em
~f5- M .leF Seats. Here's the Scena-
s1rr,@ey Wife.s a Society Girl ana I'm
como @7- To- be a Dead Swell that's
Vf.L 10 10 take Ter to a Masousrade
N '.a tnat to work on ain Won need Zee ~ =
.+ = 20 nh I'm the Talk
Prsr nave ave recently prepared a One-Act
y.u- P 5..- L N not sure that it will meet
..r- '-4uirements. said the Author
s-g - Is called 'Tne language Of F 1i',,.,
Plsv-, '-Ie are three Characters in the
young Shepherd named Ethel
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1902-03-09
An Irish Fishing Story.
London Clobe-l

There is a good fishing story in an
Irish contemporary. Two enthusiastic
anglers arranged fishing match to de-
eide the respective merits of the worm
and the minnOW as bait. For hours they
sat patiently on a bank without getting
so much as nibble. At last the propri-
etOr Of the worm suddenly said that he
had got a bite. and. jerking his line ont
Of the water, discovered at the end OF IL
the other mans minnow. which. having
by this time grown hungry, had devOuTed
his MorTn-
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1902-03-09

Mr.. Child and Major Bach look for
big business in the park this year from
the east and from abroad. The railroad
companies say there viii be big bust.
ness to the west of pleasure seekers.
and the tourist agencies confirm the
report. Agents of the transportation
company in the east make the same
prediction, and there is every reason
TO believe that the number Of visitors
viii show a large increase over any
previous year.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1902-03-09
Sickness Of Circus Ring.
Cincinnati Enquirer.J

unfortunate passengers aboard q
steamer are not the only ones to endure
the agOnleS Of nausea Any circus man
Will tel you that it is d most difficult
thing to overcome the misera bic sensa-
ton caused by constantly circling
round a small ring. Clowns. even. and
ringmasters suffer from it. merely from
seeing the horses go around and
around, and one weil known ringmas-
ter. even after years Of experience. still
finds that if horse baiks a little. or
gets behind time. compelling him to
follow close upon it. ne wiz probably
undergo a painful mt of sickness after
leaving the ring.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1902-03-09
Names Spoon Found in Sweden.

A curious find has just been made at
Samrisham. in Sweden. At low water
a sailor discovered among the stones.
on the beach OF NassawaSbay there. a
teaspoon Of brass. After cleaning il he
found engraved on the inside the pic
ture of man-Of-War. with the words
Maine and $500 tons" The spoon
would therefore appear TO have be
longed TO the Inflated Maine. sunk in
Havana harbor in the spring OF 1855.
and ir nesied four years of the ocean
currents To wash this tiny object
ashore on ne 1oast Of southern Swe-
den.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1902-03-09
Charcoal Eph's Daily Thought.
Baltimore News

ALIVE often observed said Charcoal
Eph. as he removed the king of spades
from his cuff. dat Wen ct gemmen got
To- aces an de Odder gemmen got two
OBJ de same. someone allUs sta hts T. 'luci-
date on de 'screpancy. Hits youab play,
Mistah Jackson.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1902-03-09
The Witness.

columbus (Ohiol state Journall
Judge-DO you think the fire was of in
cendiaTy Origin2
Witness wouldn't ike to say that.
~ honor To tell you m truth. Z be-
heve tn building was set on fire.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1902-03-09
Judging From Appearances.

IE1llIllIIItiE 'IIlII I-aII-I
The Girl in Tights-What do YOU think
of this costume2 tt is for the new fea-
ture. The Rainy Day Chorus
The Girl in Skirts-Does the chorus rep
resent the people who missed the ark?
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LAWMAKERS
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The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1902-03-21

Ga many mean things have been said about the ire de-
partent by the designing and Jealous persons that We
took occasion Wednesday TO inspect the workings 81 ene
department once Whent was inaugurated noeity
campaign was and every one felt proud OF the move
ment All the papers said nice things about IT then non
est we believe and not the
sort INDUCED by and gumblers who hide behind
nom de plumes and ashamed Of their identify Upon
our visit Wednesday found that Chief lsenhart had
every thing finest workiBgoder and ready for hre
alarm at any moment. The building, which is nicely
adapted in good shape. The hose tower OF drying
house. in perfect order The stables were clean dnu
horses in the best keller The carriage room was
well regulated The electrical machinery was In perfect
running order In fact everything was hrst class ana
friction was found any where The horses are excelleny
trained and Show amount ofsense, that mghb prut
fully be termed human intelligence. rney exhibited
greater Knowledge Of their duties than their critics
seem to possess Of those duties. They spring to
their places under the suspended harness at the hrst
tap OF the gong and gentle lambs, while the
harness are being fastened This is done in almost the
twnkling Of eye and in minute from the rst an IS ~
readiness to spring from the house dead run Inc
horses are the best to be found anywhere They never
fag however hard and often they are run Tney DOM
chafe they don't fret they donag but are under per-
feet control They be stopped At slight drawing Oh
the lines They appear be Old in the business and GER
tainy have we'll trained The men IN the depart
ment great pride in their work and fuy appreciate
the responsibility Of their Positions Ihey are "ihe 70
do their duty and it, They should be recommended fo
deep they take and not bounded by unscrupa
ors persons. The force is cempsedo three men ana
hostler The latter is ustas necessary an adjunct as
"dey IN a newspaper office and everyone knows what
awful state ofaars there would be in an editors Office
he dispenses with handy boy For the sake OF
Justice and truth we respectfully invite the adverse
critics to examine the department for themselves before
they do any more bowling and we hope they will then
have the manhood to say they mistaken
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1902-03-21
COMMISSIONERS NOTICE.

Oliver Roger, administrator Of
George Pritchard, deceased, VS.
Catherine Pritchard. Flora p.
Frazier, James Frazier, Myrtle
p. Jackson. Isaac Jackson, Mollie
?. Kidd, William Kidd, Steady
Osborn Company, Iva Pritchard,
an infant, and A. s. Long, her
guardian ad lltem.
The parties named aboveand others
interested are hereby notified that on
the ID day of May, 1902. at my office,
No. 214 Court street. CarkShurg,
West Virginia, will proceed to exc
cute the order OF reference entered in
the above cause on the 18th day of
March. 1902. by the Judge Of the cir
cult court of Harrison county in vaca-
tion, wherein am directed to audit,
statcand settle the accounts Of the
plaintiff as administrator of George
w Pritchard. to ascertain aud report
/ he liens. IL any, upon the real estate
of said Pritchard and what debts, If
any, the said Pritchard owed at the
timeOf his death or chargeable to his
estate, and to whom owed and their
amount, what real estate the said
PritChard owned at the date OF his
death and the present age Of the wild.
ow, the said Catherine Pritchard, and
any and all other matters that may be
required by any Of the parties hereto
or that | may deem pertinent: at
which time and place each Of you
should be present.
Given under my hand this 10Th day
OF March, 1902
C. w. LYNCH, Commissioner.
Harvey w. Harmer, Counsel. 2o-4t
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1902-03-21
At His Oh Tricks,

The calamity bowler decried the Dngley tariff bill
He said it would ruin the county, but it dill not TO the
contrary the foundatcnor all our great prosperity
That howl soon died and the grumblers mouth was
sealed but only await opportunity to make capital
out OF something else At least he magnes he has dis
covered the opportunity He concludes that his auditors
don't know much ii anything, about the ship subsidy
measure and he very safely befog the minds of the
people and dclude them into the belief that some great
outrage is being committed and that the country again
n the verge OF ruin That is his stunt But he will
live that people fools and that protec
tion and encouragement to merchant marine will do
for the country what the Dnes tariff has done Cur
industries and trade home protected by the latter
and have been made greattl the greatest on earth So
great and mpoatan have we become in theaiars Of the
world that go anywhere with our wares and COM
market The idea now is to get our wares to those
markets and the republican party intends to see that
reach them. The ship subsidy will accomplish
that end and when it accomplished the busiest place
the globe will be the United States and the calamity
bowler will he Silenced again.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1902-03-21

peculiar to women, severe bearing-down
pains, and continual headache.
"After using five bottles of Peruna
was as well and strong as eyer."-Miss
Mile Baker.
Mrs.<Nellie Blyler, go w. Twentieth
street, Chicago, I'LL, President of the
Ladies' OF the G. A. r., has the following
to say about Peruna:
Gentlemen recommend Peruna
especially for women as it promptly
cures the weakness of our sex and will
always be sure to give satisfaction.n-
MRS. NELLIE BLYLER.
Mrs. W. A Allison. Assist. Matron OF
PeopleS' Hospital 75s Sheffield avenue,
Chicago, ILL.,, writass
az have lad frequent opportunities
to observe the wOndefz1 curative ef.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1902-03-21
Republican Strong Democratic Weak

The suggestion was made some weeks ago Tor Tie
voters the coming municipal to take both uckets lay
them down together and then vote Their c'o'ce' NY"
that Democrats have nominated their cahdloates o
council the Republican party need not be ashamed or
afraid of the suggestion There not single man on th
Republican ticket would not win out ina comparison
or course the first ward candidate for council will win as
he is on both tickets In the second ward the epablcas
will win by the usual big majority That stronghold can
not be broken by the Democracy matter how good the
men they put up and this year their man no ee1er
than the Republican nominees and really not rs GOOD
from the standpoint Of fitness for Office In the Third
ward there will be nothing to It, The Democratic no'
nee is clever young man and hustler, but lac
has experience dran Moore has and can not col-
pare strength with him Muores election by big major
ty is conceded the Fourth ward Charles NJ Hart Is
the man needed above all others The water works
system will need attention and Mr. Hart beiga practical
machns will do the city valuable service in that con
nectiop He is gentleman great business ability and
the very kind city needs all times at council
In the Fifth ward Col Seely will have walk He is
probably the popular candidate either side No
there need be fear opportunity to take your
choice for the great superiority OF the the Republican
ticket can be seen at glance. 1t is business mems
ticket and will receive the almost undivided support Of
tie business Of the city. On the other hand the
Democratic ticket has the Endorsement Of in
particular In instances tn" primaries that nomi-
mated them were divided in their choice No enthusiasm
was shown work Of the primaries has met with
enthusiasm in fact there has scarcely been enough in
taken any whether the ticket is
good Considering all the facts and the con
ditions may very properly the Republican ticket
is strong and the Democratic weak.
The Democrats have their councilmanc candidates
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1902-03-21
s.errtnrx I1llneis Ivoman,, Allianee.

Secrctnry uHnotS Wohahb IAiiiA.
Miss A. Brady, Corresponding Score
tary Illinois woman's Alliance, writes
from .725 Indiana avenue, Chicago, ILL.,:
"lAst year from continued strain in
literary work became very much e1-
hausted, my nerves seemed TO give way,
and had backache, headache and seri-
Gus indigestion One of my friends sug-
gestcd that I try Peruna. 1t certainly
acted like magic on my system.
"within ten days ] felt new life and
health given me, and by taking an oeca-
sionaI dose of and on when feel extra
tired, !! keep my system in perfect
order. miss A. Brady.
Miss Mile Baker write. from 2.1 East
Ohio street, Chicago, Ill:
al suffered for wears with weakness
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1902-03-21

fects of Penna. II aAeviafes pain
and soreness increases the appetite
and SO tones up the entire system thai
the patient quickly regains strength
and health '...afrs. w. "A. Allison.
Free Home Advice.
In view Of the great multitude Of
women suffering from some form Of
female disease and yet unable to and
any cure, Dr. Hartman, the renowned
specialist on female catarrhal dis.
eases, has announced his WiLilEnesS
TO direct the treatment Of n many
cases as make application to Rim
during the summer months without
charge.
Those wishing to become patients
should address The Psruna Nedieino
CO.. Columbus, ohiss
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1902-03-21
NOTICE TO CREDITORS.

TO the creditors OF George W. Pritch-
ard. deceased
In pursuance Of decree OF the
circuit court OF the county OF Harri-
son. made in Il cause therein pending,
to subject the estate Of theaid deced-
ent to the payment Of his debts. you
are required to present your claims
against the estate Of the said decedent
for adjudication to Q. w. Lynch, com
missioner. at his office in SAID county.
on or before the I'd day Of May. 1902.
Witness, +. c. Tetrick, clerk OF the
said court. this the 10 day Of March,
1902. Il. e. TETRlCK.
20-it Clerk
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1902-03-21

The Democratic organ has magnifying machine it
brings for in every campaign 1t works to perec
ton fault finding and growls like snary dog but this
machine been played in many rackets that 1T has
lost its force and no pays any particular notice to its
grind Without an issue, with good cause 10 assign in
behalf Of public support for the Democratic nominees it
falls back that old subterfuge used when the calamity
bowler was abroad in the land That doesn't
20 any more Better throw the old machine away, and
get a new song-ust anything fora change.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1902-03-21

The Democrats in the first ward know good thing
and didn't thing but ndorse John kearns by an over
whelming majority. Guess they want at least man
on their ticket elected and themselves accord
ingly
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1902-03-21

The Democrats have their councilmanic candidates
nominated appear the end Of the string They
all at other candidates.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1902-03-21

There much sameness about the kickers columns
articles in News that have concluded that there
not more than three members in the knockers
club and 1t looks like all these disreputable howls are
written by person only. II not, why not give the
names of writer's Its dollaS doughnuts we have
hit the nail the head And why is this grumbng and
knocking INDUCED n3 Why be the city lives in:
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1902-03-21

The Teegram's advertisers know how to do business.
They advertise the year round and plenty Of it, Asa re-
The Savannah morning news., 1902-07-11
of Interest to A

If Panknins Neural has cured your
headache. your friends will be glad to
know tad.
The Savannah morning news., 1902-07-11
AFTER HIGRWAYMER
DETECTIVE MURPHY ON TRAIL OF
BRODERICk'S ASSAILANTS. -
NEGROES UNDER SUSPICION.
SEVERAL ARE BEING KEPT UN-
DER SURVEILLANCE.

Can of One of the Men, Dropped In
Quick Flight in Murphy's Possess
sfon-The Detective Thinks He
knows the Owner-One Highway
man Is Probably Seriously Wound
ed as Part of BrOdericlk's Knife
Was Left in His BOdy-Arrests Are
Expected.
Detective ]. j. Murphy is on the trail
Of the two highwaymen who attempted
to hold up Joseph NJ. Broderick at
Montgomery and Fortieth streets
shortly before midnight Wednesday.
Mr.. Broderick yesterday brought to
police headquarters a cap which one
of the highwaymen dropped in his
flight It was turned over to Detective
Murphy and the latter believes he will
nave its owner behind the bars very
soon.
Mr.. Broderick had just alighted from
a car when he was attacked. He no
ticed two negroes lettering about ana
suddenly the larger of the two came
directly towards him. Mr.. Frederick
n0Q d pOCk6l hnlIG III HIS Hduu. lie
negro seized him by the collar and they
grappled. Mr.. Broderick was then
struck a heavy blow on the forehead,
over the left eye From the nature of
the wound inflicted the negro probably
had a sandbag. He then made several
vicious stabs at the negro and inflicted
what must have been a dangerous
wound in his assailant's head as he
struck with considerable force. Half of
the blade of the knife is missing and
the negro probably carried it off in his
body. Badly frightened at the strong
defense put up by their victim and his
Ncciferous shouts for help, the two
highwaymen took to their heels and
disappeared.
Before the attack was made the
highwaymen met Charles Bolden, col
ored, a barber, who was walking to
his home on the Middle Ground road.
He was suspicious of the two men and
produced a large revolver. They in
quired of him as to whether he had
seen wagon, and he said he had not,
telling them at the same time that
there would be trouble if they fol-
lowed him. To emphasize this warn
ing the barber flourished his pistol and
the negroes did not attempt to modest
him.
Detective Murphy who is at work
on the case, told a reporter for the
Morning News last night that he is
satisfied that one of the highwaymen
is known to him. He is confident that
he will be able to make an arrest very
soon. Several negroes are said to be
under police surveillance in connection
with the robbery, and arrests are ex-
pected before tonight.