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The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1902-02-27
Copyright, 1902. by the s. s. Mcclure Co.
DO you really think it could be arranged"


do you really think it could be arranged"
Arranged? Or course it could"
Indeed, Nell, think you might It won t
be; half so hard to say goodby here as to see
you in the mob at the pier. Papa, do tell
her she must go!''
A gray haired man turned away from a
couple of reporters to whom he had been
insisting that he was taking his two daugh-
tiers around the world purely for rest and
pleasure and that he had not the slightest
intention of starting branch house at Cal
cutta.
Dear me, what is all this excitement
about? Who must go where? Blanche, there
goes another bunch of American Beauties.
wager they are from one Of those callow col
.lege boys %:
'Oh, bother the howers!" exclaimed a petite
blonde, hugging the arm of stately Nell
Bronze. ''We want Nell to stay on board with
VS. as far as the pilotboat goes and then
come back on that. Do say she must!''
f. Mr.. Humphreys smiled into the eyes Of Nell
Bronze, but something he saw there made his
heart contract suddenly. He had seen that
heart hungry look in her mothers eyes years
and years before. and 1t had changed the
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1902-02-27

ton Of the senate's refusal to give more
than reduction of 25 per cent. 1t has
put away an opportunity to make a good
impression on the Filipinos at no serious
cost to ourselves. II our congress can
not legislate in favor Of the dependencies
when such legislation is without any eff
feet en- domestic interests, how can it be
expected to grant tie Filipinos simple
justice when American interests may be
somewhat adversely affected by proposed
legislation?
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1902-02-27

A New York judge has decided that a
theater ticket is not transferable. The de-
cision is made for the undoing Of ticket
spectators. The theater ticket specu-
lator as never cut much Of figure in
Minneapolis, but the decision may be
utilized locally in the cases of spectators
in football tickets.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1902-02-27

pleasure In having their names assoc
ciated with it.. 1t would be humiliating to
let small question Of salaries drive them
away. Whether these lines have any d..
rect application to the cases Of the three
professors named or not. they do state
general problem that has confronted
President Northrop and the regents for
some years. Ill
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1902-02-27

ticularly to emphasize is. not SO much tnelr
numerical strength. as their unusual scope
for good or evil. Once this phase is clearly
grasped, 1T becomes obvious that Angola Amer
ican friendship could not continue to exist II
the bulk of the news sent from England to
America were impregnated or even tainted
with Anglophobe spirit.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1902-02-27
WHAT 70 DO WITH LENT
p.r,sh News HOLY Trinity, BROOKLYN

Parish News Holy Trinity, Brooklyn.
Lent begins this year almost as early as IS
possible, Ash Wednesday falling upon Feb.
12 To speak frankly. it is not very easy to
know what to. do with Lent when it does
come. The church and society both have
their conventional regulations concerning it,
but this kind Of obligation sits very lightly
upon most people. It may help toIremind
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1902-02-27
one Plus One Equals one.

A great many people have been puzzled by
the mathematical and matrimonial formula:
plus l equals l,
but the thing is as simple as lying. It took
the Metaphysical Magazine, Of course, 10
throw this alarming proposition into algebraic
form, SO that every one can ssee for himself
that it is correct The Metaphysical Maya
zine applies it to another question, however,
but that makes no difference. 1t applies
also, wherever it is needed. to- explain the
facts. Diyested OF all extraneous matter the
problem sets forth with this undisputed equa-
ton:
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1902-02-27

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Building, Minneapolis, Mimi.
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The fact that Lukban was captured by
native scouts under the command of
Lieutenant Stribler shows how we'll Amer
lean soldiers are learning the game of
ippines. --- - -
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Daily New York Lett e r.

viding for an interest in the results the prof.
its, to the workers in high positions
With this ultimate condition in vieW-a
practical partnership-the process Of recruit
ing its executive staff is begun by the steel
combination at the very outset of the careers
of its workers. The company employs about
a quarter of million men and boys In
every plant and every department the chief
calls weekly meeting of his aides, foremen
and managers.
At these meetings the developments Of the
week discussed. New plans and ideas are
suggested, and the names of bright men and
boys are brought forward. If there is a new
place to be filled, this man and that presents
a candidate, picked because Of particular
merit or industry or for enterprise displayed.
The chief sends a copy to the president Of the
company of which his department forms
part. In the same manner the president has
regular meetings of his heads of departments
and superintendent of plants, where the pro-
cess is repeated on a larger scale.
Fight With u Ram.
Attacked by an angry ram. Peter Conger,
farmer of Middleton, climbed tree in his
yard to escape the animal. His wife hearing
his cries, unnindful of the risk, rushed into
the yard. The ram prepared for combat but
the plucky woman commenced to hurl sand
from pile in the yard at the ram SO strong
ly, as she lodged hither and thither, that
the animal, blinded by the dirt, was finally
compelled to retreat and was driven into its
Enclosure, after which the farmer climbed
down from the tree. Mrs Conser Ia now
suffering from nervous prostration.
A Scandinavian Community
About 200 Norwegans and Swedes Of Brook
lyn arranging to move to Pike county
INIT
in which all shall have an equal share in
be the equal Of the others. About 1000 acres
have been bought near Rowland's Station
for the settlement, and the men have formed
an association under chapter 153 of the Penn
sylvania laws of 1899, with the name OF the
Norwegian Colony association.
The aversham Divorce.
Mrs. Marian Faversham, wife Of william
Feversham. the actor, has begun suit for
divorce against her husband, and on Friday
her attorneys, Howe & Hummel, will make
application for referee to take testimony
in the case. 1t has been known for the past
month that Mr. and Mrs. Faversham had
separated, but as the wife had denied all in
tention of bringing action against her hus-
band, 1t was supposed that they had been
reconciled or had at least decided not to bring
their difficulties into court. Until last Oc-
tober, Mr. and Mrs. Faversham were noted
as one Of the happiest couple connecte.. with
the stage. They were married nine years ago
in this city. Mr. Faversham mas been
popular New York actor for nearly decade
and was especially admired by matinee audi
ences. Mr. Hummel said this afternoon that
the case would be tried in private He de-
clfned to say who the correspondent was OK
whether or not she was an actress.
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COMPLAINTS

Subscribers Will please notify the
Office In every case where their pa
pers are not Delivered Promptly,
or when the collections are not
promptly made. ...-
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+ ADJUSTMENTS
Foyer Chat.

The Chicago Tribune, in speaking of Kube-
Xix, who appears at the Metropolitan to-
night, says: "Hs performance so far as tech
nlque is concerned. was that of one to whom
difficulties have long ceased to exist. He
does the most intricate and surprising feats
with an ease and a certainty that tell of a
natural aptitude and facility. There is moth
ing IN the way of double-stopping, plzzicato
effects, f1aggeolet tones, and all the count
less hard things Of violin playing that Kube-
Xix does not accomplish with an ease almost
ludicrous. The tone is invariably clear, vital
and sweet and frequently is Of ravishingly
beautiful quality =
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1902-02-27

Governor Taft told the senate commit
tee that while a large reduction in the
tariff on Philippine goods brought into
the United States would not have much
effect on the trade between the two
countries for some years, the sentimental
effect would be great. If Governor Taft
- blight, there seems to be no justifica-
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1902-02-27
The Nonpareil Man
Mistaken Identity.

IT was plain to the most unobservant person
that he was in a state of intoSication His
legs had tendency to carry him in two d.
rections.
You are drunk, SIR" said charitable old
party, severely. "
N-not so. m friend,'' was the reply. .it's
m-my b-brother Yer mistake me for"
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1902-02-27

CHANGES OF ADDRESS
Subscribers ordering addresses OF their
papers changed must always give their
former as we'll as present address.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1902-02-27

The great scenic production of "Monte
Cristo.' with James ONeil as Edmond
Dantes, that ran all last season in New York,
Chicago and Boston is to be given at the
Metropolitan the last half of next week, The
sale OF seats will begin Monday morning
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1902-02-27
r.he Battlefield Of 1904.

Ex-senator Hill, in his Manhattan club
speech, says that President Roosevelt will be
his party's candidate in 1904 and that New
York will be the battlefield Of that cam
paign. This statement simply confirms what
has been for some time the judgment Of
POLITICAL experts generally. That Mr. Hill
should, however, give special emphasis to the
point, tn his first speech of the year, a
speech in which he outlines carefully the
party policy as he sees it, Is significant 1t
is significant of Mr.. Hills evident belief that
after two campaigns with Bryan it is time
that the next democratic candidate should
come from the east, with revenue reform
again pressed to the front in the party plat
form AS New York Is to be the battle-
ground it would be natural, therefore, that
the two opposing candidates should be taken
from that state. Does Mr.. Hill in his minds
eye see himself leading the democratic hosts
in 1904 against President Roosevelt?
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1902-02-27

Multiplying both terms by we have:
ax=x2.
Subtracting az from each term
az a.. x2-a2
Factoring
Z. alx-a)- lx+a) Ga.
Eliminating x-a gives
Ok + a.
Substituting for < as authorized by the first
equation gives us
and therefore
50. he.
There can be no further doubt. Go and
ask the girl at once.
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CONTINUED

All papers are continued until an ex-
plict order is received for discont1nuance,
and until all arrearages are paid.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1902-02-27
v.,,. of tbe Personal Element.

1.-THE personal element Mr.. Schwab said
recently sis one Of the most important requi-
sites for business success. The personal ele-
ment cannot be hired for salary, no matter
how high. It can be kept alive only by pro-
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1902-02-27

ourselves of first principles here. One of
them is that Lent is an affair which concerns
Christian people alone. 1t has its source in
the affections and not in the conscience. Those
who hold their Lord in dear regard remem-
Der that during of the years of His life
He spent forty days In spiritual discipline
and abstinence to our great advantage. They
are, therefore, moved to something OF the
same thing There is no law commanding
them-they do it because they want to. That
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1902-02-27

The Boston Globe questions whether ''the
Yankee voice is unmuscal.'' No one who
ever heard a good old New England grand
mother stand in the doorway and say, Now,
children, you come right in to your victuals -
could question the music in that voice for an
instant.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1902-02-27

A Wichita Kan, doctor says pepper is
worse than alcohol in creating what is known
as ''gin liver He thinks that people. If
they used a little common sense in their eat
ing, might live to be 1000 years old. If peo-
pie could hang out for thousand they ought
to be able to give Nature run for her money
on the second thousand ..
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1902-02-27
Casually Observed,

Professor John D. Quackenboss SAYS that
all trained nurses should be hypnotists We
do not want any nurse who is going to stretch
our sick form between two chairs and then
jump on our body to show how rigid it is
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1902-02-27

Frederick Warde, in his play, 1.-The Mounte
bank will be the attraction at the Metro
politan Sunday night. Mr.. Warde has adde,
new laurels in this characterization, which
also serves admirably to bring out the full
strength OF his splendid company. In hi
company are Charles D. Herman, Barry John
stone, Miss Antoinette Ashton Miss Vtreini,
Drew Trescott. Miss May Warde, Miss Aileel
Bartelle and about fifteen others. Julius
Caesar will be given Monday evening.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1902-02-27
BaIttmore sadIy Amicted.

BaNlmOre sun s'7.5 .
The s.gentlenlanly burglar is with us all
the time and appears in many forms. He
plays for high stakes and generally gets
them.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1902-02-27

People who worry anyway are beginning to
wonder what they will do when the airship
three miles w losses out old bottles and tin
cans into their front yards.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1902-02-27

Twiggs II. has been named Edmund Will
ding. Probably he willard you can hear
him for twelve blocks. too.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1902-02-27

The fog was thick, the mud was deep,
The town looked like a bog, o.; ~.
Prince Henry raised his hands and said:
'Mein Himmel dis Chi-gog-Ov'
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1902-02-27

Everybody will be glad to note that Iowa
has expressed it's opinion of the Venus of
Milo Milo should either purchase sufficient
garments for his Venus or keep her out OF
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1902-02-27

Charlie $40. the coal mans opinion of
the February thaw cannot be printed.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1902-02-27

Two large audiences gathered at the Bijou
yesterday to witness the entertaining and
varied performance Of the Orpheum Show,
which is universally conceded to be the be.;
vaudeville performance presented here for a
long time.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1902-02-27

Three Atlanta triDlets have been named
Rockefeller, Morgan and Carnegie If the
other boys in the neighborhood going to
keep their marbles or base balls they will
have to bury them or hide them in the hay
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1902-02-27

Reginald Vanderbilt has just come into mis-
81, $780, 900 and is feeling as fine and as free az
the young man who drops right into $40 job
the minute he steps out of college.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1902-02-27

The sultan has taken to the cellar. \
Stone is said to have been dislodged.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1902-02-27

The sale of seats began this morning at the
Bfjou for the engagement next week at thai
theater OF the musical comedy success
mann selle 'Awkins," which comes with the
prestige of immense success in the east last
season and the unanimous Endorsement of the
press and public wherever it has appeared.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1902-02-27

II the water torture practiced among the
Filpinos was used in Kentucky and certain
other liquid which shall not be mentioned here
substituted. every loyal Kentuckian would
consider 1t his duty to tho state to accept the
punishment and be silent.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1902-02-27


You are drunk, SIR said charitable old
party, severely. "
'S-not SO, M friend,'' was the reply, "it's
m-ny b-brother yer mistake me for
Casually Observed
Professor John D. Quackenboss SAYS that
all trained nurses should be hypnotists We
40 not want any nurse who is going to stretch
our sick form between two chairs and then
jump on our body to show how rigid it is
wonder what they will do when the airship
| three miles uo losses out old bottles and tin
cans into their front yards
The fog was thick, the mud was deep,
The town looked like a bog, o;
Prince Henry raised his hands and said
''Mein Himmel dis Chi-gog-O!'
! The Boston Globe questions whether ''the
Yankee voice Is unmusica" No one who
ever heard a good old New England grand
mother stand in the doorway and say, Now,
children, you come right in to your victuals -
could question the music in that voice for an
! instant.
A Wichita Kan, doctor says pepper is
worse than alcohol in creating what is known
as 'gn liver He thinks that people If
they used a little common sense in their eat
ing, might live to be 1000 years old. If peo-
pie could hang out for thousand they ought
to be able to give Nature a run for her money
on the second thousand +. "
Twiggs II. has been named Edmund Will
ding Probably he willard you can hear
him for twelve blocks. too.
Everybody will be glad to note that Iowa
hos ,irof0 Of -
Milo. Milo should either purchase sufficient
garments for his Venus or keep her out Of
Iowa. .-
Wheeler of Kentucky-I'm glad that man
Tilman braved last. ~ >..a
No matter what decisions are given. every
case, anyhow.
If the water torture practiced among the
Filpinos was used in Kentucky and certain
other liquid which shall not be mentioned here
substituted, every loyal Kentuckian would
consider 1t his duty to tho state to accept the
punishment and be silent.
Charlie $40. the coal mans opinion Of
the February thaw cannot be printed.
The sultan has taken to the cellar. Miss
Stone is said to have been dislodged.
Three Atlanta triDlets have been named
Rockefeller Morgan and Carnegie If the
other boys in the neighborhood are going to
keep their marbles or base balls they will
have to bury them or hide them in the hay
NOW.
Reginald Vanderbilt has just come into mis-
81, SOC, 900 and is feeling as fine and as free "a
the young who drops right into $40 job
the minute he steps out of college
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1902-02-27

Wheeler of Kentucky-I'm glad that man
Tillman brayed last - >....
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1902-01-02
fl NOTABLE BUSINESS BANQUET
Ball Company Feast Their Employees and Exchange Sentiments OF
Esteem and Cool Wishes for the Future.

Twenty-one covers we laid Thurs
day evening for one of the prettiest
and most delicious suppers ever served
at Hill IS cafe and the seats were ~oc-
cupied by the members of Ball & Co.,
and their employees, with few inyit-
ed guests. Philip j. Ball, the head
of the firm and the host of the occa-
sion, was absent because of i'll health
and the head of the table was taken
by his son, Prosper A. Ball, fianked on
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1902-01-02
VALUE OF VEGETABLES
Various Products of the Garden That
Are as Good as Medicine.

Tomatoes rouse torpid liver and dc
the work, ordinarily, of doctors
prescription.
Lettuce has soothing, quieting eff.
feet upon the nerves, and is an in
somnia remedy.
Celery is an acknowledged nerve
tonic, and is more and more used in
medical prescription.
Onions are also a tonic for the
nerves, but people will be forever pref.
udiced because of their OdOr.
Dandelions purify the blood ano
generally are declared to tone up the
system.
BeetS are fattening, even a mod.
erately learned man will explain, be.
cause of the sugar they contain.
WatercreSS is ''good, all-around'
brace-up for the system.
Spinach has medicinal properties
and qualities equal to the most indigo
of all blue pills ever made.
Potatoes should be eschewel by
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1902-01-02

those who have a horror of getting
fat, as that is one penalty of eating
them.
Parsnips, it is now contended by
scientists, possess almost the same
virtues that are claimed for Sarsapar.
lila.
Ordinary lima beans, some one has
said, are good to allay thirst, but the
same can be said with equal truth Of
a pitcher of water.
Cucumbers, aside from sunbeam
emitting properties known to readers
or facetious paragraphs, contain an
acid that is helpful in cases of dys-
pepsia.
Cabbage, in Holland, is regarded as
something of blood purifier, but the
authority is vague. In Germany it's
efficacy is purely sauerkraut.
Parsley will assist good digestion,
like cheese and nuts, but quantity
IN excess of ordinary capacity has to
be consumed. Therein lies the joke.
Pumpkins are an ingredient in a
patent medicine that is guaranteed to
cure variety of ailments flesh is heir
to, but the world is increasing in in
habitants who do not believe all they
hear.-What to Eat.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1902-01-02
Death OF Celeste Simons.

After long and at times painful
illness with complication of diseases,
Miss F. Celeste Simons passed away at
O'Clock Friday morning at the home
of her brother, NJ. w. Simons, where,
during her final sickness, she has been
tenderly cared for and watched over
The funeral was held at the house at
p. m. on Sunday, Rev. o. S. Thorn
berry officiating, assisted by Rev. w.
w. Raymond. Interment at Oak Hill.
Miss Simons was born in Wayne
county, Ohio, Sept. 6, 1885, her par
entS being Titus A. and Mary Simons,
both of whom were well known in
this county in the early days. In 1858
the family moved to Ada, Ohio, and
in March, 1857, they located on the
SimonS hsle farm east of this city.
In 1865 Miss Simons came to Plym-
outh and has resided here ever since.
In 1868, during the pastorate of Rev.
Chaplin, she united with the Presby-
terrain church, of which she was until
her death devout member. OF her
immediate relatives but three survive
her-W. H. Simons, of Warsaw, d. E,
Simons, of Valparaiso, and NJ. w.
Simons, of Plymouth, all brothers.
Miss SimonS has been for many
years identified with the social and
religious life of this city. Her liber-
atty, kindly disposition, public spirit
and strong common sense made her a
leader among her associates, by whom
she was always greatly loved. She
was an original member of the Satur-
day Club, of which she was made an
honorary member when her infrmities
forbade active participation in it's
work. The handsome building on
Michigan street is monument to her
enterprise and her desire to do what
she could toward the material good of
the city.