The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1902-12-12

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THE VIRGINIA. ENTERPRISE
VIRGINIA. MINI.
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Carrie naturally kicked over the traces
at the New York horse show.
The negro who was legally hanged in
North Carolina achieved distinction Of q
certain kind.
Owing to activity with mask and re-
volver along number of Western lines.
the quotation for dead bandits has ad-
vanced to $1,000.
Notwithstanding the fact that the pur-
chase Of the Danish Islands fell through,
NJ. Jusserand recognizes the United
States as a world-power.
II Mr.. Morgan should remove to Eng
land, as is foreshadowed, the yacht Co.
lumbia, owned by him, would become a
British vessel Perhaps the Americas
cup is in danger after all.
When the Twentieth Century limited
of the Lake Shore road made 1O1 miles
in 100 minutes it broke nothing but the
record, which is evidence that American
roads are fitted for going.
That Carrie Nation is an extremist
was demonstrated when she found fault
with the costumes Of. the ladies in the
Vanderbilt box at the horse show, re-
Gently, and shouted, '"Take them OFF,
German students have denounced the
revolver as the weapon OF trappers, and
will continue to settle their affairs OF
honor with the knives that are used for
slicing switzer, brickstein and Limbur-
ger.
right in it's opinion that women can rs.
sist in protecting bird life by d;scarding
the use Of breasts, wings and heads on
their hats. 1t ought to "see" Dame
Fashion with an annual subsidy.
The story from Kentucky of suicide
during somnabulistic condition will re-
ceive credence because the weapon was
gun" Had it been a stiletto, the au>
thor Of the story would probably have
located the occurrence in an Italian quar-
ter.
Henry Watterson does not coincide
with Carrie Nation in regard to the
horse show. He regards the horse show
rs clean and wholesome. There are
other matters in respect to which Henry
Watterson and Carrie Nation do not
coincide.
The Eastern joker who affirms that
it is pleasanter to buy coal by the cart
than the carat might be asked how he
knows. Out West when one buys it BY
the cart he must pay for 1t by the carat.
Notwithstanding the fact that the strike
is q thing Of the past.
The members of the stats of the
scientific bureaus of the Department Of
Agriculture who have rendered their
stomachs for a test of the effects of the
various chemicals used in preserving food
products may be tempting attacks by
the enemy of the lunch counter pie fend.
The Michigan bears are not so shrink
ing as those of Mississippi. One of them
in the upper peninsula turned the tables
up on a hunter recently, and forced him
to climb tree. Judge Steere, who was
the hunter in this case, now knows how
u bear hunt looks to a man up tree.
Going to South Africa with $4,000
worth of goodies in the locker is lux
urious way Of looking into things that
"Tommies" who ate from vegetable tins
behind sheltering kopjes will certainly
envy. This will enable the Chamberlains
to view the hard side Of life among the
Beers from the extremely soft side.
Gen. Lord Roberts refusal of the
privileges of recently conferred knight
hood, because it would cost him $4,000 to
go through the necessary formalities, is
warranted by the condition of the knight
business in the world at large. Any
number of lodges are willing to dub the
Lord knights of various degrees for a
much smaller amount.
The action Of the Viennese feather
manufacturers, artificial flower makers
and milliners in denouncing the move
ment against feathered ornaments for
hats furnishes the opposition argument