The Republican journal., 1902-04-17

Salt rheum, OF eczema. with ITS tcnlnS
and burning, is cured by Hoods Sarsaparll-
Ia SO are all other blood diseases.
Cillicus-I understand the bride is quite
gifted young woman.
SynicuS-Ies. she cot good many pres
Philadelphia Record.
You could not tell the difference between
a pound OF sugar and "a pound OF sand II
they were done up i'll thin paper. But when
they went IN turn into your coffee cup, You
would soon discover your loss by the sub
Stltution. Now, there is almost as much
difference between Chase 4 Sanborn's coli
fee and inferior coffee as between sugar and
sand, but you must try them both in your
coffee cup to know what you are losing by
the substitution of the inferior grade.
DR.. .Joanes-1 say, waiter, l believe
you've got palpitation of the heart haven't
you?
Waiter Yes sir; and they're uncommon
nice to-day, sir. Will you try some, sir >
Chicago News.
Scrofula, salt rheum, erysipelas and other
distressing eruptive diseases yield quickly
and permanently to the cleansing, purifying
power OF BurdocR Blood Bitters.
Father, | wish you'd spank me little
bit
,"Why, Tommy, the idea! Spank YOU
what for .?
"Yes, then I'll cry, and grandma will feel
so lawfully sorry she II give me some candy"
brooklyn Eagle.
Bodily pain loses its terror if you've a
bottle of DR.. Thomas Eclectric Oil in the
house. Instant relief in cases of burns,
cuts. sprains, accidents of any sort.
Nurse-Ye S, DEAR this is your little baby
sister
Elsie-Indeed And where did She come
from
Nurse-The stoIk left her here in a
clothes basket
Elsie-The idea Perhaps she'll grow p
to be Observation-Disclosures Press.
The little folks love DI. Woods Norway
Pine Syrup. Pleasant to take; perfectly
harmless; positive cure for coughs, colds,
bronchitis. asthma
Mrs. Waldo OF Boston u have a letter
from your Uncle James, Penelope. who
wants us to spend the summer on his fam.
Penelope obviously Us there any soci-
ETY. in the neighborhood?
Mrs. Waldo-l've heard him speak of the
IIosteins and Guernseys. ! presume they
are pleasant people.
my life. Was almost Wild. Doan's Oint-
ment cured me quickly and permanently.
after doctors had tailed.' c. f. CornNe ell,
Valley Street, Saugerties, \. Y.
Rev. Mr. Goodley-Do you think YOU
observe the Sabbath as you should
Jisgaby-Well, | usually spend the day
quietly at home.
Rev. Mr.. Goodly-Ah. but do you never
90 to church,
Jiggaby-No. However, we have stained
glass windows in our library. and they
afford sort of church effect while | read
my Sunday hiladelphia Record.
One Short Puff Clears the Head-Does
Your head ache? Have you pains over
Your eyes? Is your breath offensive?
These are certain symptoms of Catarrh.
Dr.. AgneW'S Catarrhal Powder will cure
most stubborn cases in marvellously short
time. II you've had Catarrh week it's a
sure cure. If it's of fifty years standing
it's just as effective. so cents. Sold by
Alyce-What lovely, cosy corner, Mayme
such pretty couch.
Mayme-Isn't it? It's made out of five
trunks and hat-boX, seven pillows, two
holsters, and an old piano cover.-Detroit
Free Press.
Like Tearing the Heart strines-"It is
not within the conception of man to meas
ure my great suffering from heart disease.
For many years | endured almost constant
cutting and tearing pains about my heart,
and many time would have welcomed
death. Dr. Agnew's Cure for the Heart has
worked a veritable miracle. ''-Thos. Hicks,
Perth, Ont. Sold by Edmund Wilson and
A A. Howes & Co-3O
Nell-What deep voice he has.
Believes, for such a shallow mind.
Fossil Pills.-The demand is froof of
their worth DR.. Agnew's Liver Pills are
beating out many fossil formulas at quar-
ter box. They're better medicine, easier
doses, and 10 cents vial. A thousand all
ments may arise from a disordered liver
Keep the liver right and you'll not have
Sick Headache, Biliousness, Nausea, Con-
stipatlon and Sallow Skin. 100 pills in %
ct. size. Sold by Edmund Wilson and A. A.
HOWeS Il CO.-31
''Borrowell-Alas! I'm undone.
Harduppe-Im worse than that. GLOW
do you mean?'' ''I'm dunned"
DIR. Agnew's Ointment Cures Piles
Itching, Bleeding and Blind Piles Com
fort in one application. 1t cures in three to
six nights. 1t cures all skin diseases in
young and old. A remedy beyond compare,
and it never fails. 80 cents. Sold by Ed
mund Wilson and A. A. Howes & Co.-32
y Dung man, said the millionaire sadly,
my daughter is my only child" Yes,