Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1902-06-14

a pore.
Their is nothing platcnic abou the
love of money.
DEBTS expand III more they ale
contracted.
The florist is not addicted to throw
ng bouquets at himself.
a moi drove all the negr IS out OF
the town of Decatur. Ind.
Too man fellows screw IN their
COURAGE with a corkscrew.
The one thing we are all willing to
share with others is trouble.
If talk is cheap, any man can afford
to make extravaganza assertions.
Love your neighbor as Yourself,
and you won't be .alked about.
You never see a STANDING Room
Only" sign IN front of a church.
Major Gantz of Fairfield. Ia. is 80
years old, weighs 80 pounds and Is .
inches high.
No. it isn't necessary for the I'M
dertaker to have a knowledge of the
dead languages.
Unlike a horse. you can drive a
man to drink. hut o can't make
him take water.
Ton my-"Pop, what grows on a
family tree?'' Tommy's Pop-"Block-
heads, principally.
Miss Laura Homrich, of w. John
street. is on a visit to friends IN
Washington, d. o..
The trouble with the grasp1ng man
is mat be tries to seize an opportuni-
tv before he sees 1t.
Senator Marcus Hama has a dinner
set of ~ mates originally made tor
the German EmDeror
The Liberty Bell arrived safely in
Philadelphia. after a trip TO the
Charleston Exposition.
Senator FRYE is an enthusiastic
trout fisherman. but is said to Ebe
truthful in public life.
The fellow who gets shaved everv
day is regarded by the barber as a
pretty smooth customer.
young man can see more in his best
girl than ANYBODY else can.
Wool wanted. at highest cash price,
Gray SllveIs. Blondell's bullcin g.
(Lutner Miller's old stand.)
The Presbyterian church at Hang
ing Rock. Hampshire county. will be
dedicated on Sunday June 10.
The County Court of Jefferson
county has ordered all toll gates on
the B~errvville turnpike closed.
Perhaps it's because love is blind
that when a fellow is stuck on him
self he can't see his own faults.
Senator Hanna Is planning a gun
ming trip to his game preser yes in
Georgia when Congress adloCrns.
Theodore Parker, the famous prea-
cher, bought his first book with mon
ev earned by picking huckleberries.
Mrs. II. ID. Fuller, of Winchester.
Va is visiting at the home Of her
parents. DR.. and Mrs. j. w. McSher
nv.
The man who invests his money in
a flying machine is apt to discover
that riches take unto themselves
wings
Lieutenant Colonel Andrew Hag-
gard, a broher of Rider Haggard.
author of She. has opened a bar
Der shop.
William CLARK, head of the Clark
thread industry of Newark, N. j.,
has been sreiouslv i'll, but is now re-
covering.
The German Emneror ascribes his
good health to abstention from tea
and coffee, but he saws never a word
about beer.
Miss Balnche Rust. of Hagerstown,
Md, is the guest OF MIR. and Mrs. Fl.
III. Emmert, corner Burke and Ra-
leigh street.
Ii peonle could be young without
being green and sentimental without
being soft. they would be at the-mei-
CIV of youth.
Since the Inauguration of the day
current the new electric cancellng
machine at the postoffice is used both
day and night
The paving of streets in Cumber-
Hand with friedrich 10 to become gen.
eral. The Improvement will proba-
bly, cost $50, 600.
In the TaylCr county Republican
primaries Charles W. Swisher defeat