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Anadarko daily democrat. [volume] (Anadarko, Oklahoma) 1901-190?, 1902-05-01
Indian Gets a Vote at 81.

The first real American Indian ever
registered in Rockland had his name
added to the voting list of ward 2 last
week. His name is Loren Lee. He
was born on the Shinnecock reserva-
tion, Long Island, N. Y, and is of pure
Indian blood He is 81 years of age
and made fine appearance He has
served in the United States navy.
Indians not taxed" are not permitted
by law to vote in this state, but Mr..
Lee was assessed and taxed last year
and so qualified.-Daily Kennebee
Journal.
Anadarko daily democrat. [volume] (Anadarko, Oklahoma) 1901-190?, 1902-05-01

"Of course he said in an offhand
way, 1T goes without saying that a
beautiful girl like you must have had
many offers Of marriage
She blushod prettily, and her eyes
seemed to say "of course" but she did
not answer otherwise.
And OF course he went on, Il
wouldn't think of asking who any OF
the men were, or anything about them,
but am interested in knowing how
they do IT,"
Then she reused herself
Look here" she said. Are you try
ing TO get hints how to propose to me,
or to some other girl?"
Anadarko daily democrat. [volume] (Anadarko, Oklahoma) 1901-190?, 1902-05-01

Congressman Shafroth of Colorado
has a plan which he claims will beau
tify the American flag and also make
1t more symbolical
Shafroth's idea is that the field Of
the flag should be one-third the fly
length of the banner and contain thir-
teen stars in circle, representing the
thirteen original states. He would
then have thirty stars, representing
thirty states. placed within the circle
in the design of large star, and two
stars, representing Wyoming and Utah
Anadarko daily democrat. [volume] (Anadarko, Oklahoma) 1901-190?, 1902-05-01

the last states admitted to the union,
placed temporarily on a straight line
each side of the center of the interior
star.
His scheme also includes a plan for
continuing the. artistic symmetry of
the design as other states are admit
ted. Because the country owns its Svx-
lstence as a nation to the thirteen
original states, he would have the
stars which represent them one-eighth
larger than those representing the
states afterward admitted.
Anadarko daily democrat. [volume] (Anadarko, Oklahoma) 1901-190?, 1902-05-01
Seventeen Year Locusts
Due to Swarm in May.

of the recurrence of the cicada at sew
enteen-year intervals, the first writ
ten notes on the subject having been
made in 1715. The last appearance Of
the swarm was in 1885, so that the
next one is due in 1902. There arc
other swarms of locusts which turn
up every year at different places, but
the one expected next month is by far
the largest.
Anadarko daily democrat. [volume] (Anadarko, Oklahoma) 1901-190?, 1902-05-01

Barber-You really ought to try our
dandruff cure: it's
Nictim-Not to-day. Speaking OF
that reminds me My grandfather was
troubled with dandruff until he hap
pened to meet with an Apache Indian
who relieved him of IT,
Barber-Sort of medicine man, was
he?
Victim-No; just a warrior on the
warpath.
Anadarko daily democrat. [volume] (Anadarko, Oklahoma) 1901-190?, 1902-05-01
Not So Very bad.

so then, cried the temperance lee
turer. you have come out of your
beastly stupor of drunken"
"Oh. ] beg Of you" pleaded his
wretched assistant, don't say beast
ly' | wasn't so bad"
What. Why you were even seeing
snakes"
"Well-er-yes but they were only
water snakes
Anadarko daily democrat. [volume] (Anadarko, Oklahoma) 1901-190?, 1902-05-01

A barber in Richmond, Va. shaved
President Duke of the American To-
bacco company on Sunday and receiy-
ed for his work a check for $4,000 to
pay off a church debt. The fact that
this money came from tobacco and
was paid for work done on Sunday is
not expected TO Jesult in the church 5
refusing it.
Anadarko daily democrat. [volume] (Anadarko, Oklahoma) 1901-190?, 1902-05-01

There is good story of a hard
working actress, who, when asked how
It was that she came into sudden fame,
replied: u had good luck"
Did you?" was the further query.
How did it happen?"
Il exchanged my summer vacation
for it"
Anadarko daily democrat. [volume] (Anadarko, Oklahoma) 1901-190?, 1902-05-01
No Fear.

Slopay-Hello. Where did you get
your new suit?
Snappe-Bought it.
Slopay-O, you needn't be afraid to
tell me your tailors name. | wouldn't
go to him.
Snappe-Tm not afraid OF that. He
does strictly cash business.
Anadarko daily democrat. [volume] (Anadarko, Oklahoma) 1901-190?, 1902-05-01

"IIe has told me he loved me-" said
the fair girl confidingly, but | don't
know whether to marry him or not"
Don't you think he tells the truth?"
IL am sure he does his best to tell
the truth. But, you see, he works in
the weather Office
Anadarko daily democrat. [volume] (Anadarko, Oklahoma) 1901-190?, 1902-05-01
Progress.

How are you getting on with your
German" asked a young woman.
Pretty we'll" answered the other
81 haven't yet succeeded in making
myself ineligible to a German. But
people who can't speak English don't
understand work OF what | say"
Anadarko daily democrat. [volume] (Anadarko, Oklahoma) 1901-190?, 1902-05-01

Il suppose you have to make very
cultivated young man OF your boy
Josh?"
Yes" answered Farmer Corntossel,
Were cultivatin' him the best we
can Every now and then mother and
me gives him rakin over"
Anadarko daily democrat. [volume] (Anadarko, Oklahoma) 1901-190?, 1902-05-01

Japheth-I guess dad wishes he had
brought some Of the mob along.
Shem-Why?
Japheth-Well the ark has sprung
a leak in the monkey department and
dad needs some extra hands to help
bail out.
Anadarko daily democrat. [volume] (Anadarko, Oklahoma) 1901-190?, 1902-05-01
His Experience.

"You can't imagine said the musi-
cal young woman. how distressing 1t
is when a singer realizes that she has
lost her voice"
, Perhaps not. replied the man.
but I've got fair idea of how it is
when she doesn't realize H."
Anadarko daily democrat. [volume] (Anadarko, Oklahoma) 1901-190?, 1902-05-01

Suffering with a cold?" asked the
hotel clerk.
Yes"
IT'S very unpleasant"
"Oh, | don't mind it as much as
usual. l am a stranger in this town.
There's no one likely to give me ad-
vice about it,"
Anadarko daily democrat. [volume] (Anadarko, Oklahoma) 1901-190?, 1902-05-01

He-I understand this boarding
house is kept by a young widow.
She-Yes; I'm the one.
He-Why, you're 60 years old.
She-Yes, but I've only been a
widow q week.
Anadarko daily democrat. [volume] (Anadarko, Oklahoma) 1901-190?, 1902-05-01

A students demonstration planned
in St Petersburg for April ! was sup
pressed. The government did not
want to take any chances of being
April fooled.
Anadarko daily democrat. [volume] (Anadarko, Oklahoma) 1901-190?, 1902-05-01

You can never discourage a women
about loving, If she cant love her
husband she is content to love her
children; if she hasn't any children
she will manage to get along loving
her pets.
Anadarko daily democrat. [volume] (Anadarko, Oklahoma) 1901-190?, 1902-05-01

City Editor-Why do you say, He
ran into the police station, putting and
blowing?' Putting and blowing
are synonymous.
Reporter-Not at all. There's n vast
difference, for instance, between putting
a man up and blowing him up.
Anadarko daily democrat. [volume] (Anadarko, Oklahoma) 1901-190?, 1902-05-01
Boy Won by Minister'S Tact.

{ Boy Won BY MInIster's Tact'
The Rev. DR.. Mackenzie, VINO is
coming to New York from San Fran
cisco, has always been popular with
children. One story goes that he was
calling on a new parishioner who had
a limb" of a boy. She had invited
Anadarko daily democrat. [volume] (Anadarko, Oklahoma) 1901-190?, 1902-05-01

The Kentuckian who shot at a man
and crippled blooded colt is entitled
to great sympathy. His mistake will
cost him some money.
Anadarko daily democrat. [volume] (Anadarko, Oklahoma) 1901-190?, 1902-05-01
For Him 10 Pay.

DO you suppose women will ever
he sent to the legislature, Wilkins?"
Wouldn't be surprised. My wife's
inclined that way now
Your wife. Pshaw!"
Fact. Why it's no new thing for
her to introduce bill in the house "
Anadarko daily democrat. [volume] (Anadarko, Oklahoma) 1901-190?, 1902-05-01

A gold plate which Charles Bona
parte pawned in order to pay the trav-
cling expenses of his son, Napoleon,
to the military school at Brienne has
been placed in the town museum at
Ajaccio.
Anadarko daily democrat. [volume] (Anadarko, Oklahoma) 1901-190?, 1902-05-01

why don't you give the baby the
bottle?"
''Ye don't suppose I'm a-goin' to let
a pup what's worth FIVE dollars starvs
just fer de sake O. me kid brudder,
do YEP"
Anadarko daily democrat. [volume] (Anadarko, Oklahoma) 1901-190?, 1902-05-01

Cecil Rhodes intimates in his will
that he regarded the muddied oaf as
an important member of society. It's
about up to Kipling to change his
mind.
Anadarko daily democrat. [volume] (Anadarko, Oklahoma) 1901-190?, 1902-05-01

Mrs. Daisy A. Gentleman of Chicago.
who is suing for a divorce, can hardly
claim that her husband is no Gentle
man, although she declares that he
punched her in the face.
Anadarko daily democrat. [volume] (Anadarko, Oklahoma) 1901-190?, 1902-05-01

The woman who steals from her
husband to give to charity may consid-
er it no more than fair to keep out a
little with which to buy the prize
when the club meets at her house.
Anadarko daily democrat. [volume] (Anadarko, Oklahoma) 1901-190?, 1902-05-01

The claim made for Aguinaldo that
he provides literally for his mother
iu-law will win high praise for him
until II Is remembered that all of his
provisions come from Uncle Sans
cCmmissarY.
Anadarko daily democrat. [volume] (Anadarko, Oklahoma) 1901-190?, 1902-05-01

woman bookkeeper in Philadel-
phia has confessed to embezzling Sl5,-
600. There is no field woman cannot
fill If given the chance.
Anadarko daily democrat. [volume] (Anadarko, Oklahoma) 1901-190?, 1902-05-01

Jesse slammed a speedy one to the
tall timbers for trio of cushions and
khody sent him over the last quarter
with daisy cutter through second"
Sound familiar?
Anadarko daily democrat. [volume] (Anadarko, Oklahoma) 1901-190?, 1902-05-01

II Is stated that ia New York "ono
cent will buy a square meal "a soda
cracker. probably.
Anadarko daily democrat. [volume] (Anadarko, Oklahoma) 1901-190?, 1902-05-01
wor,. Reserved for the Bad.

MY dear fellow" said the dentist,
this doesn't hurt. It's not nearly as
painful as It will be-"
"Trae," assented the bowling sub
ject, remembering that the bill was
Anadarko daily democrat. [volume] (Anadarko, Oklahoma) 1901-190?, 1902-05-01

In the event of a separation 1t IS
probable that Queen Wilhelmina's
husband will demand an amount of
alimony that will wreck the bank OF
Holland
Anadarko daily democrat. [volume] (Anadarko, Oklahoma) 1901-190?, 1902-05-01

The thief who returned the jewels
stolen from a church may think that
he has atoned for his acts, but We
rather think that repentance based
on fear does not count for much.
Anadarko daily democrat. [volume] (Anadarko, Oklahoma) 1901-190?, 1902-05-01

A German author has published a
dictionary of cuss words. He has
found $4,000 of them II they are all
German it will be pretty hard to keep
that language from spreading.
Anadarko daily democrat. [volume] (Anadarko, Oklahoma) 1901-190?, 1902-05-01

Truly wonderful is the news that
comes from Gotham. Policemen there
who do their duty are not to be pun
ished for being so reckless.
Anadarko daily democrat. [volume] (Anadarko, Oklahoma) 1901-190?, 1902-05-01

There will be no danger Of a whisky
famine as long as the supply Of water
and prussic acid does not run out
Anadarko daily democrat. [volume] (Anadarko, Oklahoma) 1901-190?, 1902-05-01

A Philadelphia woman has had her
husband arrested for not giving her an
Easter bonnet Tho worm will turn.
Anadarko daily democrat. [volume] (Anadarko, Oklahoma) 1901-190?, 1902-05-01

Tho announcement that Missouri
highwaymen looted a train shows that
the spirit Of Jesse James goes march
ing on.
Anadarko daily democrat. [volume] (Anadarko, Oklahoma) 1901-190?, 1902-05-01

Tennyson's original manuscript OF
The Charge of the Light Brigade 90
sold for $440, which could hardly be
called a light charge.
Anadarko daily democrat. [volume] (Anadarko, Oklahoma) 1901-190?, 1902-05-01

The Massachusetts judges who de
cided that a Wall street margin is az
wager would undoubtedly call a
spade a spade.
Anadarko daily democrat. [volume] (Anadarko, Oklahoma) 1901-190?, 1902-05-01

Fe-I don't see why woman sAould
not lay something by for rainy day
as well as a man
She-Why, they do. have lovely
rainy day skirt.
Anadarko daily democrat. [volume] (Anadarko, Oklahoma) 1901-190?, 1902-05-01

The czar of Russia is Obliged to keep
his subjects well scattered. His --latest
edict is that three men in bunch con.
sttute a mob.
Anadarko daily democrat. [volume] (Anadarko, Oklahoma) 1901-190?, 1902-05-01

A Chicago man named Junk has Sc
cured a divorce in California 1t is
understood that the Junks have been
much given to scraps.
Anadarko daily democrat. [volume] (Anadarko, Oklahoma) 1901-190?, 1902-05-01

Husband (hurriedly) Intelligence has
just reached me Wife (chiming in)
Thank goodness! 1t has come at last!
STRAY Stories.
Anadarko daily democrat. [volume] (Anadarko, Oklahoma) 1901-190?, 1902-05-01

The announcement Of Gen. Otis
that he doesn't mean to write "A book
viii tend to endear him to the hearts
of the people.
Anadarko daily democrat. [volume] (Anadarko, Oklahoma) 1901-190?, 1902-05-01

Estelle-"He says he believes in the
equality OF the sexes" Alice-"Well,
he won't be so conceited after he gets
married. ."-Brookly Life.
Anadarko daily democrat. [volume] (Anadarko, Oklahoma) 1901-190?, 1902-05-01

AS If he hadn't suffered enough al
ready they have put Mr. Nelson or
st. Joseph, Mo, in jail for having thir-
teen wives
Anadarko daily democrat. [volume] (Anadarko, Oklahoma) 1901-190?, 1902-05-01

The Tramp-"C Could you tell me, sir,
how | can find work." Billyuns-
Sure; buy an automobile and try to
keep it in running order! Baltimore
Herald.
Anadarko daily democrat. [volume] (Anadarko, Oklahoma) 1901-190?, 1902-05-01
A Chance 10 Smile

yet to be paid; and then ne subMitted
with becoming meekness.
Anadarko daily democrat. [volume] (Anadarko, Oklahoma) 1901-190?, 1902-05-01
COLLECTED NYIttIcI.ma.

Which ditch are you in favor of
Nicaragua or Panama. Not the
last. by any means. s.'-Cleveland Plain.
Dealer
Anadarko daily democrat. [volume] (Anadarko, Oklahoma) 1901-190?, 1902-05-01

81 Just saw man going out, doctor;
has he any new complaint?" mo
same old complaint" said the man OF
pills: bills too large. ."-Yonkers
Statesman.
Anadarko daily democrat. [volume] (Anadarko, Oklahoma) 1901-190?, 1902-05-01

ANADARKO, OKLAHOMA
Anadarko daily democrat. [volume] (Anadarko, Oklahoma) 1901-190?, 1902-05-01
AnaddrkO Daily Democrat

PRESTON y. sHAw.
Anadarko daily democrat. [volume] (Anadarko, Oklahoma) 1901-190?, 1902-05-01

Customer: Yes, like this piece OF
goods. How much?" Tailor; Pair
OF pantsf Five -" Cuctomer: 81
never use pants l want a pair of
trousers =" Tailor: ITO be sure. We
will make you pair OF trousers for
$1O."-Philadelphia Press.
Anadarko daily democrat. [volume] (Anadarko, Oklahoma) 1901-190?, 1902-05-01

are synonymous.
Reporter-Not at all. There's a vast
difference, for instance, between putting
man up and blowing him up.
Collected NyittIclsms.
which ditch are you in favor of,
Nicaragua or Panama." Not the
last. by any means. Cleveland Plain
Dealer.
Husband Churriedly) Intelligence has
Just reached me- Wife (chiming I'M
Thank goodnessl It. has COME at last!
Stray Stories.
Estelle-"He says he believes in the
equality OF the sexes" Alice-"Well,
he won't be so conceited after he gets
married brooklyn Life.
The Tramp" Could you tell me, sir,
how | can find work." Billyuns-
Sure; buy an automobile and try to
keep it in running order!"-B Baltimore
Herald.
81 just saw man going out doctor;
has he any new complaint?" mo
same old complaint" said the man OF
pills; bills too large. '-Yonkers
Statesman.
Kate fear you will find me full Of
faults Dick-Darling it shall be the
dearest Office OF my life 10 correct
them. Kate-Indeed, you shan't!-
Stray Stories.
Brown: A man should speak to
his wife as he does to his horse.
Green How is that?
Brown Gently. but masterfully.-
| Chicago News.
Hoax-"I hear that ]. Pierpont Nor
gan was one time financially em-
! barrassed. Joax- Yes: he had more
money than he knew what to do with.
Philadelphia Record.
Haven't you a cigar for me. Herr
Huber? Certainly But I thought
you were going to stop smoking?" 80
| am. but not too abruptly. I've al
ready quit smoking my own cigars!"-
Fliegende Blaetter.
Guest (impatiently) y)-Say. waiter,
how long have you been employed
here? WATERFRONT week, sab
Guest-Oh, is that all! Then | must
give my order to some other waiter
Chicago Daily News.
Customer: Yes, like this piece OF
goods. How much?" Tailor; Pair
OF pantsf Five -" Cuctomer: AZ
never use pants want a pair of
trousers :" Tailor ITO be sure We
will make you pair of trousers for
$lo."-Philadelphia Press.
Anadarko daily democrat. [volume] (Anadarko, Oklahoma) 1901-190?, 1902-05-01

Guest (impatiently)-Say, waiter
how long have you been employed
here? WATERFRONT week. sab
Guest-oh, is that all! Then l mus
give my order to some other waiter
Chicago Daily News.
Anadarko daily democrat. [volume] (Anadarko, Oklahoma) 1901-190?, 1902-05-01

Kate fear you will find me full OF
faults. Dick Darling, it shall be the
dearest Office OF my life 10 correct
them. Kate-Indeed, you shan't!-
Stray Stories.
Anadarko daily democrat. [volume] (Anadarko, Oklahoma) 1901-190?, 1902-05-01

Brown: A man should speak to
his wife as he does to his horse.
Green How is that?
Brown Gently. but masterfully.-
Chicago News.
Anadarko daily democrat. [volume] (Anadarko, Oklahoma) 1901-190?, 1902-05-01

Haven't YOU a cigar for me, Herr
Huber? Certainly! But thought
you were going to stop smoking?" 80
am, but not too abruptly. I've al
ready quit smoking my own cigars! -
Fliegende Blaetter.
Anadarko daily democrat. [volume] (Anadarko, Oklahoma) 1901-190?, 1902-05-01

lhha0 pN - hhh W.
ANADARKO, OKLAHOMA.
--=-7-=-----=----=-
II Is stated that in New York "one
cent will buy square meal "a soda
,racker, probably.
A Philadelphia woman has had her
husband arrested for not giving her an
Easter bonnet Tho worm will turn.
There will be no danger Of a whisky
famine as long as the supply Of water
and prussic acid does not run out.
The announcement that Missouri
highwaymen looted a train shows that
the spirit Of Jesse James goes march
ing on.
AS II he hadn't suffered enough al
ready they have put a Mr.. Nelson or
st. Joseph, Mo, in jail for having thir-
teen wives.
The Massachusetts judges who de
cided that a Wall street margin is a.
wager would undoubtedly call a
spade a spade.
The announcement of Gen. Otis
that he doesn't mean to write book
will tend to endear him to the hearts
of the people.
The czar of Russia is obliged to keep
his subjects well scattered His --latest
edict Is that three men in a bunch con.
sttute a mob.
Tennyson's original manuscript OF
The Charge of the Light Brigade
sold for $440, which could hardly be
called light charge.
A Chicago man named Junk has Sc
cured a divorce in California. 1t is
understood that the Junks have been
much given to scraps.
A woman bookkeeper in Philadel-
phia has confessed to embezzling $l5,-
600. There is no field woman cannot
fill If given the chance.
The Kentuckian who shot at a man
and crippled a blooded colt is entitled
to great sympathy His mistake will
cost him some money.
Truly wonderful Is the news that
comes from Gotham. Policemen there
who do their duty are not to be pun
ished for being so reckless.
Cecil Rhodes intimates i'm his will
that he regarded the muddied oaf as
an important member of society. It's
about up to Kipling to change his
mind
In the event of separation 1t Is
probable that Queen Wilhelminas s
husband will demand an amount of
alimony that will wreck the bank OF
Holland.
A students demonstration planned
in st. Petersburg for April / was sup
pressed. The government did not
want to take any chances of being
April fooled
Jesse slammed a speedy one to the
tall timbers for a trio of cushions and
hhody sent him over the last quarter
with a daisy cutter through second.
Sound familiar?
Mrs. Daisy A. Gentleman of Chicago
who is suing for divorce, can hardly
claim that her husband is no Gentle
man. although she declares that he
punched her in the face.
a German author has published a
dictionary of cuss words He has
found $4,000 of them. II they are all
German it will be pretty hard to keep
that language from spreading.
The woman who steals from her
husband to give to charity may consid-
er it no more than fair to keep out a
little with which to buy the prize
when the club meets at her house.
The thief who returned the jewels
stolen from a church may think that
he has atoned for his acts, bu, We
tho. tlf,ls tbot y.y.,t,p.. l,a..1
Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1902-05-03
SEVEN GIRLS WERE KILLED
JUMPED TO THEIR DEATH.
Horrible Fate of Factory Girls Who
Were Thrown Into n Panic by N
False Alarm of Fire-SeVen Dead
and Three Dying-At Least a
Score Others Were Injured.

Philadelphia, May 2.-Seven girls are
known to have been killed and more than
score injured during panic at the cigas
factory of Harburger Holman Il Co., at
Tenth street and Washington, at l2:l5 IN
the afternoon The company employs
over 600 girls.
AT :45 p. m. the police reported that
seven girls are dead as a result of injuries
received in the panic, three dying at the
hospitals and 20 are under treatment for
injuries. They say that l2OU girls were
employed in the factory
A deaf and dumb boy employed in the
factory caught his hand in the elevator,
and in his effort to make his mishap
known he rushed into the midst of "a
group of girls, excitedly waving his hand,
from which blood was dripping. Some
person cried fire, and Immediately there
was a rush for the stairway of the build
ing.
The crush was so great that many Of
the girls turned back and rushed for the
! windows. Before they could be restrained
from jumping a score or more had hurled
themselves to the street, several being
crushed to death.
Ambulances were quickly called and the
dead and injured were hurried to the hos
pitfalls.
During the excitement the fire alarm IN
the corridor of the factory building was
struck, and the arrival of the engines on
the scene added greatly to the terror of
the panic stricken girls.
Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1902-05-03
COMING EVENTS.

Oregon A. o. U. w supreme lodge,
Portland, June 1920.
Oregon l. o. O. F., Newport, May q.
Montana Arbor Day, May 49,
Oregon Federation of Women's clubs
Portland, April 24-26
Oregon state election. June 2.
National Dairymen's convention.
Portland, July $40.
Oregon G. A. r. encampment AS
toria, June As.
Encampment of department Of
Washington and Alaska C. A. r., Ever
EFT, Wash, June "a to 26.
Umatilla pioneers picnic, Weston
Oregon, May $3.50
Christian church camp meeting, Mil
ton, Oregon, June GIG.
Washington state convention Of
Christian church, Waitsburg. June IT.
20.