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The Tucson citizen., 1902-09-17
baths In Finland.

One Of the greatest trials visitor IN
Finland has to endure is a Finnish
bath. The method of procedure is
unique. Diyested of outer clothing and
attired in a light and airy cotton gar
ment. you are shlng in a sort of ham
mock composed Of cord above large
receptacle like the boilers in public
laundries. This is almost filed with
cold water, into which at the right mo-
ment is flung a large redhot brick or
piece of iron. which of course causes
an overwhelming rush of steam to as
ccnd and almost choke you. Then
when that process has gone on sutfi-
cicntly long you are shaken out of your
hammock, immersed in cold water. and
after very drastic treatment you re-
sumo your raiment. sadder and wiser
than before your novel experience.
The Tucson citizen., 1902-09-17
he has rapid transit" and i1iuminat-

he has rapid transit" and iliuminat-
ing gas and sewers.
Perhaps the wisest solution of the
problem would be the return of man
kind to primitive conditions; but who
is willing to take the first step? The
docile and languid Papago seems to be
happier on the whole than the aver
age white man, ever ON the jump for
the fieeting things of life. But the
Average white man apparently prefers
a life spent in lodging street cars, au-
tomobiles and ''live wires to an ex-
istence in some secluded spot where
the reckless driver and engineer are
unknown.
The Tucson citizen., 1902-09-17
Alb N nm e mR@e6 MILK.

Albumenized milk is a most nourish
ing drink for an invalid, and in hot
weather, taken at intervals of three
hours between breakfast and &
ment required by a person in health.
Drop the white of one egg in a glass,
add twothirds Of a cupful of milk,
cover and shake until thoroughly
mixed Strain into another glass and
serve.
The Tucson citizen., 1902-09-17

There is one feature of the claim OF
miners to some voice as to who works
with them that is not generally ap-
pPeciated. 1t is the danger resulting
from the employment of man who
does not understand his business and
by some error in firing a charge of
dynamite, or by igniting fire damp, is
liable 10 cause an explosion and kill
hundreds of men. There have often
been cases of that kind.
The Tucson citizen., 1902-09-17
Both Blunt.

'T'm too practical to do as heroes do
in books, Miss Slight, so I'll just ask
you bluntly. will you be my wife,"
mo, thank you, Mr.. Terse. | myself
don't believe in those silly boOkish no
tions, ard as the silly heroines always
say yes. why, I'll tell you bIuntly, no.
sir, | WON'T
The Tucson citizen., 1902-09-17

Perhaps Mayor Schumacher thinks
that the people of Tucson are a lot of
chumps, who can be dealt with in any
way that suits his will If this is
not the mayors idea, why does he not
carry out the mandate of the city leg
islature ard call special election to
let the recpl2 declare their will on
the hie!: license question?
The Tucson citizen., 1902-09-17

The baIl-bearing wheeIbarrow will
possibly be followed by the automatic
plow and the self-chopping hoe. Then
the farmer will have nothing to do but
cut watermelons.
The Tucson citizen., 1902-09-17

An Illinois paper says of one of its
faYorite candidates that she is no
toodle doo," and also assures us that
said candidate never pods out" Thus
do additions to the English language
come to our aid in time of stress and
need.
The Tucson citizen., 1902-09-17

Those ministers who are using NOV
ing pictures, professional whistlers and
other devices to attract congregations
should try the Gospel occasionally, and
watch the effect.
The Tucson citizen., 1902-09-17

AT last accounts Mayor Schumacher
had not issued call for a special
election to decide the high license
question in accordance with the reso-
luton of the city council. Did Mayor
Schumacher veto the resolution? If
not, why doesn't he obey it?
The Tucson citizen., 1902-09-17

Horace Boies was elected governor
of Iowa twice. He is a vote-getter.
This was probably what Henderson
had in mind when he declined the re-
nomination to Congress-.
The Tucson citizen., 1902-09-17

Now that the President is a locomo-
tive fireman, he ought to be able to
make it pretty warm for some of the
w Iuld-be engineers of his administra-
ton. But he won't.
The Tucson citizen., 1902-09-17

The trusts are hard taskmasters.
Does any reasonable being know why
they should object to Roosevelt's s
plaintive and apologize toot?
The Tucson citizen., 1902-09-17
DEMOCRATIC TICKET.
For Delegate to Congress:
J.F. WILSON,
OF Yavapai, County.
For Joint Councilman:
LEVI II. MANNING,
OF Pima County
ANNOUNCEMENT.

hereby Announce myself as q candidate for
supervisor subject to the actiOu of the Demo-
cratic county convention OF Pima County.
r. G. BRADY.
The Tucson citizen., 1902-09-17

There is a newspaper at Jacksonville,
Illinois, published by lunatics 1t in
dorses without reserve the Presidents
war on tie trusts.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1902-02-25
Lost straYed or Stolen.

One gray mare about y wears
old. branded sC' on jaw; one 3
year old black mule. mealy nose,
no brand; one ? year old filly,
black, no brand.
Any information seaiing % The
recovery Of the above named stock
win be reM arded ~ this Office, q
address Box 525 Chickssha. ]. 7.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1902-02-25

Get your meats 81 the Fulton
Market y
Horse shoeing a specially At
E. n. spears blacksmith shop, on
4th street.
GO TO Marrs, city ash market
for oysters, At 10 CTS per Dozen
Phone 40. Il
An electric supplies can be had
At the Independent supply Com
pany at the West Side Drug store
Bransom &Grigzley OF the Ful-
ton marhet guarantee honest
weight and courteous treatment TO
their customers #
F. N. Spear. the 4th street
blacksmith is prepared to do all
kinds OF repairs on your wag-
ons, buggies, ploWs. etc.
The Express hss the largest
and best selected stock of station
ary ever brought to the Indian
Territory.
FoR RENr-Feb 1st, cottage,
corner Of TweHth street and Kan
sas Aves, containing ave rooms,
bath room. pantry and three clos
cts and electric lights throughout
Apply 10 Chas. n. Fechheimer.
Bank OF Chiokasha building.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1902-02-25

In ten days will return NJ
stock Of opera glasses. II you
want something nice, call and buy
At great discount as I will not
continue to carry the stock.
WEsT SIDz DRUG STORE.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1902-02-25

ALFALFA AND FsUTT RANCHEs-
IL the SuaDy Southwest. both
small snd large place. IfinteresI-
ed. vrisc Pence y MurphT. ElPaso
Texas. Refer to Dan and state
National Banh
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1902-02-25
Herford Rulls 20 sc

I have srr I. 5 10 years ole
thoroughbred With pedigree bulls.
Forty heau Of T s, and 1916, SIX 10
twelve aoo.hs old bulls. Write
me for particulars.
Ed HoCKADy. Kingfsher. o. Z.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1902-02-25

STocKEes ATD FFEDERs-Gooc
smooth cattle al Eays on hand. If
interested. write Fence < Murphy
.EiPaso. Texas. Refer 10 Dan and
state National Bank.
Evening star., 1902-09-13
E1,>t&6zmz7%sjz%yE

but never before, so far as the record is
known. has a moonshiner ever attempted
TO carry such outfit around with him
and make whisky to oEder.
1T Is strange what fancies are aroused in
person S mind by appearances, and by the
peculiar characteristics noted in other peo-
pie who possess those distinguishing fl a
lures remarked an observing young man
who lives in the northwest section CT the
city to reporter for The Star the
otner day. L have had an experience lately
Illustrating my point. For many weeks
past have indulged in fanc;es concerning
an Old man to such an extent that my fan
tastes grew almost into realities with me.
had built such glamour about him that
actuaiiy felt he was exactly what l imag-
ihed him to be, and L became quite men,
tally enthusiastic over my subject.
Nearly every morning, for about three
months, on my way down town to my busi-
ness l have met a Observation-Disclosures
oid gentleman going in the opposite direc-
tion. He is tall, straight and dignified
bearing himself with the case and grace Of
Well-built youth of twenty-one. His ap-
pearance on the first glance is that of an
IDEAL soldier, not of the ranks, but of one
in command
AS my visionary acquaintance with him
increased my impression to his stat on
In life became more clearly defined. 1 was
certain his rank was easily that of a cole
mel, and probably higher. He wore no uni
form, just an ordinary frock coat, which
showed the marks of wear, but he carried
his cane so impressively over his right arm,
as though it were a sword, that it were
easy to think of him with gIttering but
tons and braid and epaulets.
why, my fancieS became so real to me
that when | passed him 1 almost iuvclun-
tarily raised my hand to my hat in salute
l thought l would Ike to know him and
hear him recount with his own lips his
thrilling experiences of war.
But | was brought back to earth one
morning not long since while walking along
my usual route with a friend who was an
old resident of Washington
Do you see that soldierly looking man
coming down the sidewalk?' asked my
friend
Why. yes replied That's my colo
nel'
Yes he does look like a military man.
and 1t IS easy to mistake him for one That
man is in the insurance business here and
the only military training he ever had, or
Warilke service he has ever SEEN was in a
l,fe insurance order. I believe he is n scr
geant or lieutenant of one of the drill COM
panies'
when | meet the old fellow now nv
thoughts are less romantic than formerly.
and yet L can't help thinking that it was
only the accident of circumstances that
prevented him from actually becoming all
and more than L had pictured him in my
mind
Evening star., 1902-09-13
A Hygienic Terror.

From the London Chronicle
A germ-proof house is the latest addition
to the hygienic terrors Of life. 1t is not yet
actually in existence, but medical con-
crosses are busily and even hopefully paw
ing the way for its advent. When it ar
rives, and we are all thoroughly scientific
and uncomfortable, our homes will be
single-storied, without stairs, built on
gravel soil, destitute of cellars, with con-
crete and blocks Of earthenware pierced
for ventilation placed under the floor, and
the ordinary bricks will be superseded by
glazed and tightly fitting hygienic brick
The roof will be tiled, not slated and the
windows will reach from top to bottom of
the walls. The dining table will be of pol-
ished mahogany, the chairs cushionless or
stuffed with medicated wool. The walls
ought to be made of cement that takes
high polish, can be stained to any color and
washed frequently. Curtains and draperies
of all kinds will be abolished pictures will
be permitted only when let into the cement
walls; for artistic touches we shall be de
pending on plants of the india rubber and
eucalyptus type" In mo room will there be
corners to harbor, dist and bacteria and
the skirtng wall always curve into the
hardwood parqlet faors instead of strik-
ing them at right angles.
Evening star., 1902-09-13
Gentleness of Seals.
From the Independent.


Hundreds of seals made Nelson Island. in
the South Shetland group, look black as
night as We approached. They disported
themselves in the water and played upon
the shore. In wonder, not alarm they
stared at us as We drew near in a small
boat. We ieaped on shore among them.
Still they looked at us in dumb curiosity.
L was as much impressed as were the seals,
and stared as hard at them in an answer
ing wonder: Come. old fellow said So
bral, approaching one of the largest seals
with outstretched hand. 1t edged away a
few feet Move on, then he said. smack
ing it on the back with his open hand. 1t
edged a little further away, looking over
its shoulder with an injured air. But il
made no attempt to seek safety A mere
plunge into the water would have brought
freedom from any danger. Several leopard
seals were shot by our party, and their
fellows gathered around them, wondering
why they lay so motionless and staring at
us with wide. pathetic eyes.
Evening star., 1902-09-13
ThetLaws Business.
rom the Chicago Tribune.

From the Chicago Tribune
Overcrowding is the motto of the day.
The factories afe oxercrowded. The the
aters are overcrbwded The tenements are
overcrowded. 1.-THE only reason why one
does not say that the street cars are over
crowded is that, theyare something worse.
All such oveRcrowaings. however, are
sparseness and loneliness compared with
the overcrowdipg Of the bar. In 1891 there
were 50 law schools, with 6.O73 students
Now. according to an estimate made by
Prof. Huffcutt of, Cornell. there are 100
schools with HOOD students. Meanwhile
the number of full-fedged lawyers in the
United States is said by the last census to
be about 114.O00. No other profession, with
the exception Of teaching and of medicine.
Is so populouS. a
Evening star., 1902-09-13
Mud Daubers.
ry Life in America.

From Country Life in America.
An interesting tenant of the farm is the
mud-dauber, the best known Of the sol-
tary wasps, whose nests are found stuck
to the rafters in the attic and outbuildings,
or to a nail in the wall or in an old coat
sleeve behind the door. She places several
cells about an inch long side by side or
on tiers above another without any regard
to regularity. AS she tolls she sings
squeaky little solos in high key which
sounds like a tiny circular saw as it issues
from a piece of hard wood. The moment
the industrious little mason has completed
the cell she sets about to fill it with SPIDERS
all of the same species, of which it takes
eighteen on an average. On one of these
an egg is deposited which soon matches in
to a grub and Immediately begins to de-
your the feast Of paralzed spiders. When
1t has eaten all, it spins a dark-brown COW
erlng for itself which is about transparent.
At the proper time it breakes through the
walls of it's mud house and proudly jerks
its pretty steel-bIue wings with the same
graceful firt did mother while she was
busily engaged with her nest-building.
Evening star., 1902-09-13
Corea's Brass Band,
> Honolulu Advertiser,

FROM 'ne Honolulu Advertiser.
Corea is coming on, having organized a
brass band. AS a rule the modern band is
not popular among the Orientals, the Chi
neSe having none and the Japanese giving
1t but slight encourag cement. A Japanese
regiment marches on parade to the monot-
onous toot-toot of two bugles, eschewing
even the drum as an accompaniment. Dur
ing the war of 1S94-'95 there was but one
band connected with an army corps and
that one was attached to headu,iartars
where it played music that few of it's hear
ers understood or really wanted to like
Fer Musical inspiration on the march the
troops relied on their own voices, a SER
geant starting up a strident wall and the
men coming in on the chorus
Evening star., 1902-09-13
Doctor With 1,5OO Patients.
From the London Mail.


At an inquest held yesterday on an old
man who was found dead in bed at the Rem
frew road workhouse. Lambeth, the medical
evidence showed that the man had died
some seven eight hours before being dis
covered. DR.. Easton said there were 1900
inmates. and he was the only medical Off
Ger. The night nurses. each of whom had
800 persons under their care, went through
the wards once every two hours. The coro-
ner said: Il cannot see how one medical Of
ficer can examine such a large number of
inmates. There seems to me to be false
sense of security" The jury expressed the
hope that the press would make this dis
graceful state of things known"
Evening star., 1902-09-13
PATHS cosmopolitanism.
From the Braudou {sfauitoba) Sun

In order to give her legal status, Nine
Patti, we are told. has taken out letters
of naturalization as British subject. This
helps to augment the great dNa's cosmo-
politanism She was born in Madrid, her
father was a native of Sicily, and her
mother a native of Rome. She was brought
up by an american stepfather in the
United States, married a Frenchman aod
also an Italian husband. before she settleI
down in Wales. is the wife of a Swedish
nobieman, Baron Cedarssron, and is now
q daughter Of John Bull
Evening star., 1902-09-13
What It Means to Corner Grain.

From the Pilgrim.
Corners in grain are made possible by a
scarcity Of cash grain. due to drought,
large shipments abroad, inability to move
grain held by farmers. simultaneous big
purchases on the part of number of
lar,e buyers, and numerous other agencies.
The most successful corner is usually the
one that is most natural; that is. the least
unforced. For this reason the big wheat
corner of 81 trun by the same syndicate
that failed so signally in SD is regarded
as the most successful corner in the history
of the board in the amount of grain handled
and the actual profits resulting from its
termination With 30,000,000 bushels Of
wheat in hand this syndicate closed with
the price at $1.40 a bushel; and the sound
ness of their calculations was proved when
subsequently,. the price of wheat actually
advanced ten cents beyond this figure.
Evening star., 1902-09-13
His View of It.

From the Chicago News
Deacon Jones-"About all women go 20
church for is to show their new clothes"
Mrs Jones-:Well, they don't make a
cloak of religion, anyway"
Deacon Jones-"Of course not It's 700
plain and inexpensive"
Evening star., 1902-09-13
Swindled Trolley Companies.

Figuring close to the top of the list of the
ingenious tribe who contrive ways and
means of deriving good incomes without
working for the same is the nimble and
adroit chap who was arrested here last
week for swindling trolley companies by
suits for damages for fake injuries. This
fellow was for a number of years a cor
tortionist and all-around acrobat with vari-
GUS crcuses. Some years ago it seems he
reached the conclusion that the rough,
e-night-stand existence of a circus con-
tortionist and acrobat was not only monot-
onous but foolish. So he began to fall OF
trolley cars for a livelihood. Sc adrnira Die
a trained gymnast had, of course, little
difficulty in falling of trolley cars in just
the proper way 10 avoid actual injury 20
his person and yet in. way to cause the
most unsympathetic beholder to believe
that he had damaged himself very seriously
indeed. When he fell off. and stubbornly
refusing to go to a hospital, had himself
removed to his lodgings. in a carriage, he
was always, of course, followed to his lodg-
ings by a settling agent OF the trolley line.
The ex-contortionist. propped up in bed
and apparently in great pain: never had
any difficulty whatever In coming to terms
with these settling agents They generally
found him willing to sign releases Tor
amounts ranging from SIS to $500. according
to the extent of the injury which he main
tained he had received. The former acro-
bat prospered handsomely In many cities
of the United States at this game before
he came along to New YORK to put his
method in operation here. He found the
field so easy and ample here that he went
into his peculiar business wholesale. He
employed confederates. and began falling
Off trolley cars all over Manhattan and
Long Island four or ave times day. His
confederates would go to bed and receive
the settling agents and make terms with
them while the ex-contortfonist occupied
himself exclusively in doing the falling Of
and Stimulating great pain. He "felr' of a
Brooklyn trolley car last week and caused
himself to be taken to a certain address IN
a carriage. The trolley company's settling
agent happened to be riding on the car,
and, of course, he witnessed the accident"
He followed the injured man to the ad-
dress he gave In q hanson, and when be
Evening star., 1902-09-13
Trapped.

From FIJI .gende BIaetter.
Evening star., 1902-09-13

was ushered to the room he was amazed TO
ma totally direrent-looking individual
from the acrobat moaning on the pillow
ana telling his nurse OF how the "accident'
had happened. This let the cat out of the
bag The settling agent exposed the game,
and then the returns began TO come in from
the other cities. The contortionist and a
number of his pals were arrested. and the
rngieader Of the game is in fair way 10
go up the state al the states expense TIE
sordfd difficulties which beset the path IF
the truly gifted and artistic CRATER over
here are occasionally ,iissourariu
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Letter From Old ENGLAND.

ALDERsHoT, ENGLAND
June Q, 1902.
EDITOR ADVANCE,
CaraI, w Va
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KENOVA NEWS.

Reporter
The roof on the City Building has
been re-painted.
The n. e w, is laying new steel
over the big bridge.
We understand that some Of the
miners have gone TO work at Djnpess.
at the same scale.
Mr.. Ed. Brooks, Of Louisville.
Ky, is visiting Mr.. and Mrs. j. p.
Reh, of this place.
Supt. j. b. Conners, Of the N. %
w. from Portsmouth, Ohio, was
here on business Monday.
Mr.. II. II. Bimpson, tool inspect
or at the shops, has moved to North
Kenova. lie crosses on the bridge.
Miss Sarah Brace Coe, who has
been visiting the family of Rev. n.
+. Marshall at Bramwell this State,
has returned home.
The family of Engineer Penninp-
ton, left Monday, for New Martins
vile, where Mr.. Pennington has
position in the r. r., service.
Mr.. David Bush brakeman, who
was injured in July 1901 has return
ed from the hospital at Roanoke.
Va. where he has been for the past
months.
The n. S w. r.. r Co., is having
drain well put down for the use
OF the Union Depot. Under the
management Of Morgan walker he is,
a good manager.
j + Reh is building house on
the corner Of Chestnut and 9th SITS.
to be used as restaurant. +. +.
Badgley will occupy il. J. p. Way
mer, is doing the work.
Mr.. r. S. lard who has been
yard master at lronton, o., resigned
bis position recently and will 90 on
the road as freight conductor, be-
tween Kenoya and Williamson.
Miss Sarah Coa, daughter Of Mr..
w. w. Coe, Chief Engineer of
Construction, Of the n. & w. r.
r., is spending a few days with the
family Of Mr. {. G.. Coe at this
place.
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Posioning the sYsfem .

It is through the bowels that the
body Is cleansed Of impurities.
Constipation keeps these poisons
in the systems, causing hoadache,
dullness and melaucholia at first,
then unsIghtly eruptIons and
finally serious illness unless a
remedy is applied. DeWitts
Little Early RIsers prevent this
trouble by stimulating the liver
and promote easy, healthy action
Of the bowels. These little pills
do not act violently but by
strengthening the bowels enable
them to perform their own work.
Never grippe or distress. w. NJ.
Bloss, Ceredo; r. N. Williams,
Kenova.
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There's a lot Of isonmia concealed
IN one innocent-looking fly.

Slight injuries often disable a
man and cause several days loss
of time and when blood poison
develops, sometimes result in the
loss Of hand or limb. Cham ber-
laIn's Pain Balm is an anticeptic
liniment. When applied to cuts,
bruises and burns it causes them
to heal quickly and without matu-
ration, and prevents any danger
of blood poison. For sale by w.
NJ. Bloss, Ceredo; r. n. Williams,
Kenova.
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Acts Immediately.

Colds are sometimes more trouble
some IN summer than in winter,
it's so hard to keep from adding to
them while cooling off after ex-
ercIse. One Minute Cough Cure
cures at once. Absolutely safe.
Acts Immediately. Sure cure for
coughs, colds, Group, throat and
lung troubles w. NJ. Bloss,
Ceredo; r. N Williams, Kenova.
Every time a man blows himself
he comes out at the little end Of the
horn.
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Cholera Infantum .

This has long been regarded as
one OF the most dangerous and
fatal diseases to which infants are
subject. 1t can be cured, however,
when properly treated. All that is
necessary is to give Chamberlain g
Coiic, Cholera and diarrhcea
Remedy and castor oil, as directed
with each bottle, aud a cure is
certain. For sale by w. NJ. Bloss,
Ceredo; r. n. Williams Kenova.