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Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1902-01-09
Not the Same wife.

The old gentleman had returned 10
the home of his boyhood for the hrst
time In ten years or more and, as on
the last occasions. he had written ana
wife" after his name on the hotel reg
lister. OF course the keeper Of the hotter
was glad to see him and grasped INN
warmly by the hand.
"AIn't grown day older than when
Won was here last" be said.
"No?" said the old gentleman nan III
quringly. ,
"Not day" returned the tavern
keeper emphatically. Your wife seems
to have changed more'n you"
"YesT'
ooh. yes Leastways she does TO me
Looks thinner than when you was mere
last"
"IndeedT'
ayes. She amt near so leshy as SIT
was. accord,n to my recollection. Seems
like she's taller, too. an her hald aoh
lool; lust the same to me. an-an -
And" put IN the old gentleman sol
". "shes not the same wife. you KNOW
| -Tit-Bits.
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1902-01-09

An election petition was being tfird'
and a witness was called TO prove
bribery"
zone OF the gentlemen says TO me-
Hodge, you must vote for the Tories.
said the witness.
And what did you answer to that
asked the counsel.
"'Well.' says |. How muchT
"And what did the agent say
"He didn't say nothing The other
gentleman comes to me and says, You
must vote for the Liberals, Hodge.
"And what did you answer
81 said. How muchT So he arst me
what t'other gentleman offered me. and
| | told him ) shilllngs."
"And what did the Liberal agent do =
"He gave me 10 shillings."
| Counsel sits down triumphant, ana
ND starts the other side.
"Did you vote for the LlberalsT
! mo"
"Did you vote for the TorlesW
"No. | amt got voteP'-Spare Mo
/ ments
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1902-01-09
How 90 Treat N Cook.

Into no department In life" says
Yuan Mel. Chinese authority Oh
cooking. should Indifference be allow
cd TO creep; into none less than into the
domain of cookery. Cooks are but mean
fellows. and IL day Is passed without
either rewardIng or Furnishing them
that day Ia surely marked by negll-
gence or carelessness on bleir part II
badly cooked food Is swallowed IN 81
lence. such neglect will speedily be-
come habit. Still. mere rewards and
punishments are of no use. If dish Is
good. attention should be called to the
why and the wherefore. If bad, an Ell
fort should be made to discover the
cause of the failure"
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1902-01-09
Restoring the Polish.

Says housekeeper: MY piano,
which had been covered with cambria
cover, was loaded with dust that had
sifted through the sleazy cloth. The
dust was too thick to be wiped of. 1t
should have been blown and lightly
whisked off first, but this my maid did
not do, and In consequence the CRIME
was wiped In for all | know with a
damp cloth. At all events the hlghiy
polished surface was clouded over al
most to a gray, and | was in despair
until friend suggested a'remedy. Sue
advised me to wiring ms dry as could
piece of chamois from out a basin
of water and rub the piano until the
chamois was bone dry. This | have
done and completely restored the pol
ish. /"
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1902-01-09
How Pepper Is Prepared.

The pepper plant Is propagated by
cuttings, comes into bearing three or
four years after 1t Is set and yields
two crops annually for about II years.
When few of the berries change
from green TO red. all of them are gath
cred, because If they were allowed to
ripen any longer they would be less
pungent. To ut them for market they
are dried. separated by rubbing will
the hands and cleaned by winnowing
The black pepper of commerce consists
of the berries thus prepared.
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1902-01-09
A Retlary.

A retiary was the name or a Roman
gladiator armed in peculiar way. He
was furnished with a trident ana net
with no more covering than a short tu-
mic. and with these implements he en-
deavored to entangle and dispatch his
adversary. who was called secutor
(from seoul. to follow and was armed
with helmet, shield and sword.
The name Of the first Is pronounced as
If spelled re-shi-a-ry, the accent on the
first syllable.
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1902-01-09
nrnnheh nirAunder..

"John." said Mrs 9illus after the
caller had gone awS Il wish you
wouldn't bunch yourbhnders SO.
"What do you menu Marian asked
Mr.. Billus.
IL didn't mind YOU telling her that
you were ten years older than |, but
YOU followed il up minute later by
letting IL slip out thd You were o..
Chicago Tribune
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1902-01-09
Cunning Hkrry.

Uorrv and Chariip agcd ) and 3 re-
spectively, have Gen seated at the
nursery table for dnder. Harry sees
thcre is but one ormle on the table
and Immediately sup wall tha'
brings his mother TO ny scene.
"Why, Harry, whd are you crying
forY' she asks.
because there aintlany orange ioi
Charlie. Exchange
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1902-01-09
HI. sympathy Aroused.

She met him at the door. all breath.
less with excitement.
John" she cried. "baby's cut TOOTH
poor little fellow he returned com.
miseratingly. "ls il a bad cutT'-Chi.
cago Post.
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1902-01-09

An ak is subject tofgid tests before
it is pronounced perfet. The steel must
be Of the required temper, the weight
of all axes Of the sane size must De
uniform. all must be yround alike ana
in various other ways;onform TO an es-
tablished standard. Tie inspector VINO
tests the quality of thf steel does SO py
bommeriro t,n bladehnd striking the
edge to ascertain whether II be TOO
brittle or not. An axihat breaks dur
ing the test IS thrownaslde 10 DE maue
over. Before the maufal OF an AK is 10
the proper shape II Las been heateu hVt
times, including the rlnpering process
and the AZ when comteted mas passed
through the hands oIaDout ~ WORK
men. each of whom h3 done something
| toward perfecting ii. ktter passing III
snection the axes 20 tdthe grinding de
| partment and from iht TO the polish
| ers. who finish tRn upon emer.
| wheels.
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1902-01-09
Tn. nigh, Handling Of Books.

A book should not be bent back TIL
the binding Is cracked and loosened nor
laid face downward on chair or table
nor left out over night in the rain, nor
should Its leaves be turned down TO
mark the place. Cultivate good mem
DRY as to the page where you leave OIL
and be independent of external aids
Ladies' Home Journal.
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1902-01-09
A BIG shadow.

We are told that the smallest hair
throws a shadow" And so II does. IL
throws shadow over your appetite
when you find It in your food.-Ex-
change.
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1902-01-09

Mr.. 7 Curtiss. we'll known X. X engi-
neer. living at IoI hurry street, Bingham
ton NJ Y. writes
soon after going on the road began 70
be troubled by severe pains in my back
ACCOMPANIED bv such terrible weakness that
/ was Obliged to stop work for days at a
time.
Hearing OF the good results obtained by
using DIR Chase's Kidney-Liver Pills gave
them trial They helped me almost imme,
diately. and now | can truthfulIy, say thal l
am as we'll as any man, thanks 10 d.
Chase's Kidney Liver Pills.
DR. Chase's Kidney Liver Pills. one PHI a
dose * cents a box al all dealers or Df.
A. w. Chase Medicine CO.. Buffalo y
LIN aud s,pnainre of DIR. A. w Chase.
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1902-01-09
Good Hearted.

Mnnick-I thought you said Scribbel
was a good hearted fellow.
Sinnick-Well?
Minnick- Well, | limited pretty strong.
" that I'd like to have copy Of his
latest book, but he studiously ignored
the request.
Sinnick-That's where he proved his
kindly nature.-E Exchange.
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1902-01-09

Poppers-No: we nven't christened
the baby yet. My VIE wants to give
him fancy name OF Of book, but
won't have IL.
Ascum-Why notp
Peppers Because Dep he'd grow up
TO be homely as bluenud and tough as
nails. never knewit TO faii.-Phila-
delphia Press.
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1902-01-09
u.d Heard Them All.

Mrs. Hennypeck lin the midst OF her
reading)-Here is an item which says
that there are more than 100000 words
In the English language.
Mr.. Hennypeck-Yes, my dear; so
I've heard.-Puck.
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1902-01-09
In n Vicious Circle.

81 wonder what makes a mans hair
fall out so fast when it once startsT'
Worry. Nothing tends to make
man bald so much as worry. and moth
ing worries man so much as the idea
that he is becoming bald."-London
King
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1902-01-09

Tasmania Is 1000 miles less in area
than Ireland. The names OF It's Is coun-
ties are almost all taken from English
counties.
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1902-01-09
Reniorsc.

Law Notes tells of trial in which
the following remorseful letter appear
I'd in evidence:
Mr. Bdwel:
Dear sir-This Is what never expect TO come
to- But il is trouble. and no one to help NEE out
So want YOU to have this young woman Buried.
nut NEE. let me lay top Of ground. for the Tur.
kew Buzards to eat; for have did rong.
JOSEPH BRADLEY.
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1902-01-09
The Pains of Kidney Disease
Warn You Against Dreadfuy Fatal OF Disorders
You Can be Cured by Promptly Using DR.. Chases
Kidney Liver Pills.

Don't imagine that you are experimenting
when you use DIR. Chases Kidney LSe.
Pills. They are almost as well known as
his great Recipe Book, have mace SOM ,:n -
the most surprising cures oil Kidney u's
on record and have come 10 DC cons'uees
the only absolute cure for kidney disease.
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1902-01-09

The mannorof constructing the fort
nj Old POM Comfort is interesting
and throws some light on customs ana
practices thcnm vogue. The work was
almost wholly lone by slaves who were
brought 10 th place by their masters
and leased to he engineers in charge.
The slave owfer received 30 cents a
day for each slave. and the government
fnrnishpd ch-laborer." as the slave
was chilled. witlltwo suits of working
clothes. y ia + oritwo Of shoes. rations.
onorters ana occasionally little tobac-
co. The "lahors' worked with very
little clothes an generally without
shoes THey livedh barracks ana were
| subject TO n kind Il military discipline,
| Tho owners were Regular in coming In
to collect the hire for their slaves, from
which we may infer tlht the "constitu
ents" Of those days knaw how to appre
ciate a good thing to degree worthy
of the present gereration.-Leslie's
| Weekly.
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1902-01-09

Fish has very high food value. In
fact, It is very nearly as nutritious as
chicken or turkey.
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1902-01-09
y,t,,e,.Idea.

isn't 1t awful hovtli n Mr.. Henpeck
is nowT' remarked Art 1aDDie 10 neI
husband. And he ued to be so stout
"Pcrhaps." chimedin llttle Wine re-
oomhe,ino his troulle Nth his bicycle
perhaps his dff forgets TO dow
him M regular. like Ou IsaId she uster."
Philadelphia Press.
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1902-01-09

A man must fall at least once to lear
how to succeed.
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1902-01-09

Mems heavy soc working shirt re-
duced to 25c, at T. Webber's, Ionia.
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1902-01-09

Genuine MonteynN fo.oo overcoats
reduced to sl5 90 at Il Webbers.
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1902-01-09

he genuine with portrait of Dr. A. Chase
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1902-08-30

thing possible was done to restore
her to health and strength, but her
case seemed to be beyond medical
aid, and last Tuesday witnessed. the
passing Of a beautiful young life.
= Caroline was the youngest daugh-
ter of Mrs. M. Fluegel and was
twenty two years Of age. She was a
good girl, patient sufferer, and had
many friends who had learned to love
and respect her for her sweet, ami
able disposition.
The funeral was held in the Meth
cdist church last Thursday morn
ing, Rev. Brinkman conducting the
services, assisted by Rev. A. Fl. Teb-
betts. The services we're largely at
tended by friends and relatives. The
sorrowing family has the sympathy of
large circle Of friends in their great
bereavement.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1902-08-30
The Weeks Transfers.

State Of Minnesota to Peter 0. Berg,
ne of NV Of 16, 126, 43, $500
Peter O Berg and w to j Il German,
ne of INV of 16, 126, 43, $3.50
Peter O Berg and w to J H German,
Sc of NV of 16, 1926, 43, $3.50
B B Sontag and W to G H Caldwell
and j G Blaisdell, lots | and 2 Of
5, 1913, A, $500
Michael Riedner and W to P J Nc
Nally, add townsite to vii of Cho-
kio, 3 of 7, $500
Chester H Caldwell and W to J G
Blaisdell,add townsite to Chokio, ]
interest in 3 of 8, $500
Munford J Dickinson and W to Julia
Hanson, part of lot 6, county sub
div of Sc ! of "a, 124, Al, SITS
Geo w Ring and W to W H Blessing
ton, of II, 1913, 43, $4,000
LOWS Foley and W to Isaac Staples,
wof NV of a, 12O, 43, $500
Isaac Staples to Lewis Foley, W Of
sw of II, 1913, 43 $500
State of Minnesota to Peter O Berg,
Sc of NV of 16, l26, 43, 5000
St P NJ & NJ Rv Co to A M Thomp'
son, vii of Morris, R7 Sub Div of
block 70, | of u. 500
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1902-08-30
CUPID SCORES.
G. j. ChristophersOn and Hiss Anna
Belgium United in rlarriage.

Mr.. G. j. Christopherson and Miss
Anna Belgium, two Of our popular
young people, were married at the
home of the brides mother, Mrs.
Betty BELGIUM, in Nora last Sunday
afternoon. The ceremony YVES pre-
formed at 2 o'clock by Rev. Dolven
of the Norwegian Lutheran church
in the presence of few near relatives
Of the contracting parties.
The bride comes from one of the
highly respected families of Nora,
and since coming to Morris has &C.
quired the friendship of large circle
of friends. Mr.. Christoperson, who
is engaged in the restaurant business,
has lived here during the past year
and is very popular among the young
people.
The Tribune joins with their many
friends in wishing them all possible
success and future happiness.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1902-08-30
COUNTY FAIR.
Will be Held in rlorris Sept. 10
and 20.

Will be Held in rlOrris Sept. 10
and 20.
On another page will be found the
premium list of the Stevens county
fair which will be held in Morris
Sept IL and 20. The officers of the
fair association are endeavOring to
make this occasion even more sue
cessful than any fair OF previous
years, and every one should aid
them in their work, Everyone is
given an opportunity to compete for
the prizes, from the school boy in
the grammar grades to the farmer
with the big pumpkin and cucumber
patches. Then again the la dies will
be given an opportunity to compete
for the prizes offered along the
cookery and fancy work lines, canned
goods and pumpkin pies. There's a
prize for every product of Stevens
county soil, for every product of our
schools, for every product of the
work basket, and every
product of the big steel range. Bring
in your specimens, help the fair as
ISOLATION and get new ideas.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1902-08-30
Do You Know.

That almost any man can make
his wife do anything she wants to
That the greatest objection most
people have to gambling is the los
ing.
That red hair is a pretty girls
browning glory; it is homely girls
jonah.
That the man who is too honest to
steal an umbrella may have his eye
on something worth a great deal
more. -Brainerd Arena.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1902-08-30
And VOICE Y ].
CONCERT TUESDAY EVENING".
EXCEPTIONAL ARTISTS.
At Miss Alcott's Request Mr.. and
nrs. Kreiser Entertain at the Epis-
copaI Church.

Those who responded to invita-
tons sent out by Miss Alcott last
Monday, we're given rare musical
treat at the Episcopal church Tues
day evening. The program was fur
nished by Mr.. and Mrs. Edward
Kreiser, of Kansas City, Missouri,
who have been the guests of Mr.. and
Mrs. A. F. Mcdonald during the
past week. Mrs. Kreiser was pupil
of Miss Alcott until her removal to
Kansas City, where she has attained
through real merit prominent place
in musical circles, and while she has
a great amount of natural ability
she is indebted to Miss Alcott for her
excellent training. Mr.. Kreiser is
also very popular in Kansas City as
pianist and chorus instructor, and
his services are in constant demand.
The following is the program in full
of the concert Tuesday evening
which was pronounced by all, one of
the best musical treats ever afforded
the musical people of Morris:
FOR PIANO
Prelude ID minor) BRAHMS
FOR VOICE
salome's Aria c'Herodiade'D MAssENET
For PIANO IL
The Kings Hunting Jig"
"a Dream of Love- LIsZT
FOR VOICE.
"sSi ss}Bs $ H5;tis 4"''p'" 'Hvrs
Looks ana Eyes," RoEcKEL
FOR PIANO
"MelanchOle, NAPRAWNIK
En- Route, Concert Etude) GODDARD
For VOICE.
"He the Best of All, the Noblest," scHUMANN
Why? CHAMINADE
Douglas Gordon, KELLIE
The Lark, PARKER
A reception was given at the home
of DR.. and Mrs. Game subsequent to
the program, and all who we're at the !
concert had the pleasure of meeting
the artists, who had so ably enter
tanned them. The parlor, dining
room, sitting room and halls of the
spacious residence were tastilv |
decorated with numerous varieties of |
cut flowers, while, on the veran la,
Miss May Dye served delicious frap-
Pc. Refreshments were served dur
irg the evening by Mrs. Griffith and |
Mrs. Prescott, assisted by Misses |
Munro and Stirson. All present en-
oyed the latter part of the EVENINGS
as we'll, and the genial
hostess will still be remembered as a
successful entertainer.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1902-08-30
CAROLINE FLUEGEL.
Death Calls an EstimabIe Young
LADY.

Miss Caroline Fluegel, daughter
of Mrs. NJ. FIuegel, died at her home
in Morris, last Tuesday evening after
prolonged illness, tuberculosis be-
the direct ause of her death. For
months past she had suffered from a
complication of diseases and had IN
dergone several painful operations
in order that she might be restored
to health. Until recently she has
made Der home with the family of P
Dirksmeyer, an uncle residing in Oar
nen, and in order that she might re.
receive the hestsof medical treatment,
Mr.. Dirks meyer..secured cottage and
moved her to Morris, where she lived
with her mother and trained nurse
until the time of her death. Every
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1902-08-30
COUNTY PRIMARY TICKET.
Names of Candidates Who Have
Filed.

REPUBLICAN.
For Sheriff
Frank A. Zahl, Morris.
For Auditor
N. R. Spur, Morris.
Edward Hoverson, Hancock.
George H. Munro, Morris.
For Register Of Deeds
Samuel Larson, Morris.
N. A. Erdahl, Donnelly.
For Treasurer
Carl Bdckentin, Morris.
For Attorney
W. @. Bicknell, Morris.
For Judge Of Probate
E. J. Babe, Hancock.
Albert Nystuen, Hancock.
For Superintendent of Schools
J. Henry King, Donnelly.
L. R. Macintosh, Eldorado.
F. K. Deming, Morris.
Philip S. Rowe, Morris.
For Coroner
Chas. E Game.
For Surveyor
D. T. Wheaton.
For Commissioner, 9Th dist.
H. L. Smith, Morris.
DEMOCRATIC.
For Sheriff 49,.
John R. Delahunt, Morris.
For Auditor .
A. Z. Stenger, Morris.
For Register of Deeds ..
Theodore Linstad, Morris.
For Attorney
R. H. Grace, Morris
For Superintendent of Schools -.
Mary B. Flynn, Morris. =.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1902-08-30
ThreShers Attention.

We can supply your wants in the
line of Engine braces, lubricators, in
gectors, oil cups, packings, wrenches,
oils and greases of all kinds. Call
and see US
The Newberry herald and news. (Newberry, S.C.) 1884-1903, 1902-05-30

such as would cause him to hold up
McLaurin's appointment to an office
that is entirely remote from South
Carolina politics.
In this connection, it is known that
number of personal friends of Sen
ator McLaurin in the senate, among
the Democrats, have been exerting
strong influence to have the senator
appointed to the court of claims.
The Democratic senators who have
been advocating Senator McLaurin
for the office happen to be among his
most pronounced opponents on Ger.
tain political issues and arc support
ing him entirely because of their
strong personal friendship for him.
But what is Of moro vital interest
IN South Carolina circles is not the
appointment Of the senator 80 much
az the consequences. 1t is believed
~. ;,,a,..,: IT,: W." '0op'
ox 49,, " 'o' -
~ y" ''"'' ''S he ID out
...,. - 49,, oA 'neie ID
oo...',; M ''lo '""' ne ooo'o ao-
=. ' 1s 'o" anu 'no enc
,>.~.:u.,, " 'o'''e'e'' 'he
,ri ' ">' "ooep''' "e Will Oh
n'o 'o"' III 'he senate
""'' - Will DO up TO
The Newberry herald and news. (Newberry, S.C.) 1884-1903, 1902-05-30
An Outdoor tiirI,

VI the entire family of children at
the White Iouse unquestionably the
greatest popular interest attaches to
Miss Alice, who, at the age of eigb-
teen years has just made her formal
bow to society. Miss Roosevelt is
tall and slender, with an oval face,
clear out, regular features and COM
plexion and coloring that strongly
resembles her fathers. Her pro-
fusion of blonde hair is worn pompa-
dour style In many respects she
fnliils her fathers most cherishea
Ideals, as may be imagined from the
fact that one Of the most hutteriny
compliments he ever paid to her was
when in talking to friend the Pres
ldent said, "She is a girl who does
not stay in tho house aud sit in a
rocklng-chalr. She can walk as far
as l can, and she often takes -,mn
OF several miles at the pace | set.
She can ride, drive, skip and shoot
although she docs not caro- much for
the shooting do not mind that
1t ls not necessary for her health, but
the outdoor exercise is, and fortu-
nately she is fond of it."-June
Woman's Home Compunion.
The Newberry herald and news. (Newberry, S.C.) 1884-1903, 1902-05-30
Special to The Stnte.1

Washington, May 2S. President
Roosevelt today nominated w. L.
Harris to be postmaster Mt CharIes-
ton to succeed George l. Cunning
ham, recently appointed marshal.
Harris is Republican and has
only lived in Charleston for littIa
over year. The fnct that he mar.
ried cousin of Major Micah Jen-
k'ns is thought to have figured large
ly in his appointment.
George d. Shaw was today ap.
pointed postmaster at Sumter
The Newberry herald and news. (Newberry, S.C.) 1884-1903, 1902-05-30
haRklS AND SHAW APPOINTED

r"HImH"'erH At Charleston and Sumter r..
spect'v"iy-ftnrris M Oid Line Kepub-
lcnn.
The Newberry herald and news. (Newberry, S.C.) 1884-1903, 1902-05-30
Stand Like "A stone Wall:

Between your children and the tor.
lures OF itching and burning eczema.
scaldhead or other skin diseases How?
why. by using Bucklcn's Arnica Salve.
earth's greatest heale, Quickest cure
for Ulcers, Fever Sores, Salt Rheum,
Cuts, Burns Or Bruises Infallible tor
Piles. 25c. at all druggists:
The Newberry herald and news. (Newberry, S.C.) 1884-1903, 1902-05-30

Southern Hallway Runmer Krsori Folder
Much valuable information; mailed
free to any address upon application to
Agents, Southern Railroad.
W. ii. Tayloe, Asst. Gen. Pass Agent,
Atlanta, Ca, II. w. Hunt, Division
Pass. Agent, Charleston, s. c., c.
Beam, Dlst. Pass. Agent, Atlanta, Ga
m
The Newberry herald and news. (Newberry, S.C.) 1884-1903, 1902-05-30
The wagon sticks It's tongue out,

The wagon sticks It's tongue out,
When the wood begins to shed,
And the bell rings down the curtain
When the bed stands on its head
The table tries TO cross ita legs,
The carpet always lies
Meanwhile the new potato
Is making goo goo eyes.
New Orleans Times Democrat,
The Newberry herald and news. (Newberry, S.C.) 1884-1903, 1902-05-30

IL the flesh were not weak and the
spirit strong, there could not posi-.
bly be such variety in corset shapes
as we see from year to year.