The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1902-04-25

o0 hA'e VIC lopS Wv ue
houses nit de Wind, und 1 links all
goes ride and veil. | fall in nit de
rear of de armee on nv way down
dare und sells mine crackers und
mine sardines und mine lager peer
und gifts me de greenl packs NIT
mine pocket und thinks me does veil
in Peesness. Ven l gifts to Williams
burg l goes to MIR. Taylor und dells
him: Now you zhoost keeps the
sphring wagon und de negro poy
und | goes to Baltimore und buys
me new goots-und den buys heap
new goots-four to FIVE tousand dol
lars Worth, und gooms pack to Vii
liamsboorg und gifts me house on
Main schtreet und l puts mine goots
up In dot house und runs me two
sthicks nit dc door to trow calico
agross zhoost to tract de tention.
Und Won day cooms Won negro poy
und looks in mine vinder und zavs:
"Oh, vot poorly goots, heaps poorly
goots. Wish l had SOON dem goots."
| zays you wants buy SOON desc goots.
tie zays, ''yes, but got no monish."
Veil, zays |, you gifts way from here.
He zays: Never mind, Sheneral
Lees cavalree cooms here git dem
goots some desc days und pays you
nodding." Und l zays vot you know
bout it? Sheneral Lee not cooms
here; too many beoplcs here in dis
place. Never mind, you .zees," he
says.
Won day COON von Yakee cavalree
und shteals mine goots; und den |
goes to Sheneral Decks und dells de
Sheneral dat Won his cavalree shteal
mine goots, und de Sheneral zay:
"Hanz | makes dot Yonkee cavalree
bring back dem goots." Und de
next day cooms de Yankee cavalree
und puts mine goots back on de
counter, und anodder cavalree Yon-
kee man stheals mine goots again
und take dem off NIT himsef so
didn't haf SO mooch goots as pefore
dem cavalree stheal dem goots NIT
mine sthore.
Und Won day dere coous von
nagro vench und price mine goots on
Won counter und she zay: ''Misther
Hans, desc goots be's too high. You
no sell dem at dees price. Never
mind, Sthonewall Chackson's men
cooms here SOON day und gets desc
goots for nodding." Den l zay, you
not know anything bout Sthonevall
Chackson. Phwat 1 cares for desc
Repples-I sells mine goots to dem
efdey cooms here. Den cooms in
de bick buck NIT de ladies und price
mine goots und dey turn up de nose
und zay: "Phwat for you pring
desc goots here? Desc goots bee too
high. Never mine, Sthonevall
Chackson cooms here some desc days,
he gifts dem goots und he nc pay nod
ding for desc goots, mine frent."
Und l zays vot you knows bout it.
Sthonevall Chackson not cooms here;
too many peoples in dis town. You
no find Sthonevall Chackson in dis
place. He's no goot.
Und Won day l sthand in my door
und look oop de sthreet und l sees
SOON YoEkee cavalaree COON down
de sthreet fast as dey cvn COON. NIT
all dey might. Won sthops und zays
"Hans dem cavalrees cooms in dis
town py de tousands." Anodder
Yankee cavalaree cooms down de
sthreet NIT yon shoe on und anodder
in his hand und his hair uud coot
dali sthicks sthrait out nit de Wind.
Und says /, hello, mine trent, what
for you rides so fast? Und he zays:
81 no sthop to talk nit you. Doaut
you hear dem goons 60 loose oop dc
road to Reachmond. | said dot is
only a leedle skoormish oop town.
He says, 'syou soon zee NIT yousef. "
Den | looks oop de sthreet und sees
dc zutler Wagon COON, und shust be-
hind dc zutler Wagon dc ardilleree
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