The Lewiston teller. (Lewiston, Idaho) 1900-1905, 1902-07-17

least tend to keep the American hobo
out Of the Philippines. = Philadelphia
Ledger.
He-It IL reported around town that
We are engaged Shells Ill What
idiotic things people do say!--eomsr.
vile Journal.
Giadys-They say Harold h an ~.
pert In the art Of seif-defenss. Eveiyn
Nonsense! Edith made him propose
In just one week! s5
Johnny. where did Jon hear that
bad word?" why. papa. didn't you
know that mamma played ping-pong ~ ]
The Yale Record.
Goodness. how that railroad sfOch
does dnctuate." yes. tie wise ran
road stock that knows its own pr. = -
Philadelphia Press.
MIR. westside-Is Briggs stiil paJtne
attention to your sister1 Ea1toloe
Naw-they'ye been married this tWof
months Brooklyn I.lfe.
Muggins-- Youngpop u eojns q havo
his baby christened Bill Buggins- How
strange. Muggtns--Oh. I don't know.
He came on the drst Of the monah.
The New Maid-And the mlstfens
cooks some herself. doe sA07 Tho
Cook--Oh. yis! Hut there's aawth,ns
wastcd-l makes Il over Int Iriah
vtews.-F uck 9s
Elderly Lady-Aren't ron sshkne1
to b. seen smokine eigaFeftao. tl&tzo
boyi LATHE Boy-Gurs / an; bue WGgso
Z Teller to do when - ain't eot 1o
price Of : cigars--Fhiiadelphia n
ord.
Teacher Now. Ethel. Who urUoo
the .Elesy In : Country Chsrchy 4
Ethel Please. ma'am. Il was Wl1Ilo
smif. seen him gotu d ~ chs1Ecl
yard at recess, nla'am. chicaao DaI0
News. 81 SSs
Eleanor What made yos rive ~
ciety. Edmonial Edm0nia- OIL I Ut d
70 dead-tired Of seeing ybsople - ~
nobody trying TO act Ike sosnedo1s;
and people who Are s0nebOay actins
like nobody. ssss
First Boy contemporary Tlahs
Aour mother taxes ~ washln'. Gecond
Boy--Oh. course; you didn't s'peso
shed leave It hangin' ont overnieht,
unless your father Wa u prison. ~
ye?-Tit- Bits.
At. the concert: Fo~6lck WHY ~
yon applaud such long and wearj.
some sonatal keedick--I've bein oie.
ting 20 long that Ill my limbs pave
gone to sleep. ! Wish 70 RESTORE -
circulation. Judge.
when young man v n l0vs." aAlM
Uncle Eben, don't biame him u hes1
kind o. hard to get along VII. He can't
help habbin' De Idea dat any one Who
kin win de 'fections Of scch tlne Iady
must be sumplD' great"
''l'm liked" said the young doctcst
i've got big enough practtce 70 Kerr
me In easy circumstances f0f life.
-Esut suppose you should lose halt yout
patients?'' IN just double my hlils
on the others. Philadelphia rrcss.
Greene They tell me you send
good many things 70 the naagaxines. -
well as to tbe daily papers, Come.
now. is there amy money In iiterature9
Browser--lf there isn't It II no fault
OF mine I never took any ont Of Il.
A Georgia man. who has gone 70
Washington In search Of government
Job. gives a. bis qualifications: y
cannot only write poetry and novels.
but there amt a government mule that
can throw me."--Atlanta Constitution.
Mrs. Hicksy (who IL entertaining her
little sons playmate, aged 5. 70 dinner
can you cut your own meatf
Willie (who Is struggling with piece
on his piateD- Yes. thank y0u with
desperate saw at the beef. I've cut
quite as tough meat as this at home
Glasgow Evening Times.
A blessing In disguise. II was %
sorry to hear fox had been stealing
your poultry again. How unfortunate
YOU are.' "Oh. we can bear II. miss,
thank you kindly. You see the Stop
shire Hunt country comes on our farm
on one side, aud the Jowlers on the
other. so we make claim on both. and
they each pay for the old hens!''--
Punch.
Brown In the middle Of tall shoot
ing story Hardly had | taken aim
at the lion on my right. when heard
n rustic in the jungle grass and per-
ceived an enormous tiger approaching
on my left. now found myself on the
horns of dilemma Interested Little
Boy-Oh, and which did y0u shoot first
the lion, or the tiger. or the dilemma7
Punch.
One morning the minister grayely oh
served TO the girl Jessie. hope yen