The Lewiston teller. (Lewiston, Idaho) 1900-1905, 1902-07-31

Soliloquy.-''rhis IL . hard world"
said Deacon Flapp. ~ he stepped OF
the car backward. - Chicago Daily
News.
10 closely" Small Boy-"Mamma said
that your hat was enough to make Z
dog laugh. and wanted to see him do
II. "-Tit-Bits.
Old Mr.. Riche-"What proof have
that you will make my daughter good
husband?" Suitor-"Look at your own
bank account. sir!'
In the Way.-"What's the matter
with Walkerr' "Run down." "Over.
work. mo, under automobile."-
Philadelphia Press.
Il had . proposal last night and r.
fused t." "You are always thinking
OF the welfare Of others. aren't you.
dearT'-0hio State Journal.
At . meeting Of engine drivers the
following toast was offered: ITO eur
mothers-the only faithful tenders, who
never misplaced q switch. TIT Bits.
SO He waited.--stylish Lady Visitor
to small boy. while waiting for hostess
to come down)-"What 10 the matter
with Fido. that you are watching him
A Jewel Betxer-"Why do you have
iron bars in front Of your kitchen win
dows and door9" Shemster-''ro pre-
vent the escape Of the cook. Brook
lyn Life.
Miss Eastside-"That 10 q lovely
gown, but haven't l seen Il befoesr'
Miss WeStside think not: have
only worn It At Z very few smart affairs
this season"
Her System. Wise seems
to understand how to manage her hus-
band pretty well. Shelves. She
let's him have her own way In every
thing."-Life.
Fer Charity.--Jack--"Was the church
garden party successr Julia--"Wsll,
| worked hard enough. ate Ice cream
4 with every young man on the grounds. /"
Detroit Free Press.
1.-THE Joneses. hear. have left town
suddenly. Have you heard anything
to explain their disappearancer "Yes;
believe It was due to their trying b
Keep up Appearances
| Alas.-Willy lover his natural history
Papa, what species Of animals ID
this country are becoming rapidly ex
tincty' Papa-"Buffaloes and naval
heroes, my s0n."-Puck.
Euburban--''This 10 shameful! III
not stand that cooks insolence mo
ment longer. Al soon ~ l get to New
York I'll ring her up on the telephone
and discharge her."-Judge,
"Who Is the hero Of this piecef' asked
the man who was coming out OF the the
alter. And the manager thoughtful.
replied: 1.-THE man who IL putting VI
the money" Washington Star.
Minnie--"Myrtylla II really and trul,
our champion golfer" Mabel-"Non
sense!' Minnie-"Oh. yes, she ID. Sh,
has never yet made round OF the link
without getting proposal. Elk.
There are always two political par
ties: not so much because there are tw.
sides to every public question, as be
cause there. are two sides to every OF
dee. viz. the inside and the outside
life.
Her First Thought.--Mr. Reeder--'r
see by the newspapers the Adventist
predict that the world will come to al
end next Friday" Mrs. Reeder-"Oh
dear. and have nothing fit to wear."-
Ohio State Journal.
"And 30 you have little baby a
your house. Is 1t boy or girl?" aske,
q neighbor. mamma thinks It's boy
but l believe It'u turn out girl. III
always crying about nothing" an
swered the little boy.-T1t-Bi
Exclusiveness to BE Maintained
Ping-"Are Mrs. DE styles entertain
ments very exclnsive:" Pong--"Well
|, 1 should say so: she has Just made ap
, plicati to have the conversation OF he
guests copyrighted. Baltimore Hel
] aid.
Jack-"lt is mighty hard to be the 90
Of a self-made millionaire" Tom
why sou Jack-"A fellow can't d.
live up to his fathers reputation. or g
J into society and live 1t down" Tow
Topics.
: "See here" said Colonel Winders. an
grily, "your reporter promised to prln
, all l said at the banquet last night
J "WeilY' replied the editor. well.
. printed only few lines. although m
speech was quite long effort" "Yel
: but you didn't say nuch."-Philade
phia Press.
White-"It's funny that II Is usual