The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1902-07-18
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srhe little daughter of as>snrominent
FWestern senator has beenkat tending
school ut Washington duriRGgthe past
MiuteEs and her npxQndn father. ssasl6e and
day day s Of the slSSip Of school So
moon %ne w teaea nha aissa He 1as sfos IT,
tie daughter ;t VIE vas sitt|s H. t.
hand. Thinking TO please thsa4ond par
en-! esS .ea one m$o ae0 ns' asz4eTed the
'Well. my dean, which onsis inha6z-
TT "The honeymoo$.'' answered ~ the, child.
ITS inhabited by| my aunt ana my new
uncle 'ono' l:o:- guE .:
e outlook in W"shiP gte1 = s"i s. hs 't:1:
lilly FRIEND. Answered t6e.Ck aax:s:
You don't want TO talk Washington to
us now. You wal to taik Will street
or the Chicago board ira da.sz-W ASH Il
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A Baltimore salesman recently re-
turned from tour 56f Florida, relates
communicative negro f9g;his :ss1ltr iver and
only companion he asked on@seeing :an
0s . S%'4 s {h ses e!$ es;@ps up the
The boy turned apd, rolling up his
eyes, drawled outs /.
+. mo, sab. Bapteest.'' } ~;
further questions and the TEST Of the
journey was made. Observation-Disclosures
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So, he waited: Stylish lady, visitor Ito
| small boy, while waiting forssshastesss to
! come down)-What isy the matter with
Fido, that you are watching hifn.so close
hat was enough to make a !d6g laugh,
| and wanted to see himsdo Bits:
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The Courier de Paris relates-th that a
| party OF men, sitting in=front .0r.a boule-
ward cafe, were recently a preached b.
man who had a ;clafionet iRzhis hand,
and who said: Gentlemen, excuse HE,
have to make my living; but + suppose
you would rather give me sou not to
| uettI luc Lucy IT,
peated this performance several times,
till, one day, one Of the%men said he felt
like hearing tune, md asked him to
play. II am sorry" said thexI11an with
the clarionet, ''but cannot play Hnotes'
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Little Emily asked a great many Ques
| tions the answers to which were SOME
times very unsatisfactory. One1day, af.
ter bordering long time on what ha(
| tn1 oh 1ui,
''Oh. l do wish | had a certainer inside
of me!"-Leslie's Monthly. VS. ri
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Marc Antony had just flung himsel!
upon the couch, VIII len he jumped up with
| a shrek of agony. nj
The obelisk, the obelishv' hpe~yelled
clutching at his neither garments.
but ! don't understand, said thu
Lily of the Nile, affrighted. @a T.:
However, he proved that theswas cor
rect, by extracting Cleola,la's needle
lsfrom the folds Of his toga, and forth
with rushed to the corner drug store TO!
two yards of courtplaster.-New Yors
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Cupid's Benefit Celia-Oh, we had ,
asshtdal time at 9Rhsad rea9 se
Celia She had us submit sealed guesses
as to the man she is engaged to; the cir
who guessed right is to be maid OF
honor.-Detroit Free Press.
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"Well.' said the shade of Capt. Kid
to the shade Of Noah, You needn't be *
nifty about not associating with me
Why if l remember correctly you were
the original man to scour the sea, and il
it hadn't been for you, fellows i'll my
line of business would never have eA,
isted" .':
"That's So" agreed Noah, unbepdins
a trifle. land believe I have neverjbccr
given due credit for making the meat
trust possible. baltimore American.
The clergyman's little boy was spend:
ing the afternoon with the bishop's chill
got Il hen that lays an egg every day.
"Pooh!' said Master Bishop, my father
lays Il foundation-stone once week. -
Tit-Bits.
BETTY BOTTER'S BATTER.
Betty Better bought some butter:
But" she said, this buffers bitter;
If put it in my batter.
It will make the batter bitter;