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The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1902-05-28
The GLOBE
CLOTHING CO.
Auction &
Sale Stables

We have just received a carload
OF draft and pack horses which viii
be sold at public auction Friday.
May 30. together with "a large mum
Der Of lumber and express wagons.
hacks and buggies. also single and
double draft and buggy harnesses:
also 10 fresh milch cows, at 1912
Western avenue,
Al. ]. WALKER, Auctioneer.
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Sale of White Waists

$3.50 for regular 1875 White Waists
with tucked back cuffs. collar and
front piece. All over embroidered
front. very dainty and fine material.
well made. sizes 81 90 ~. Included IN
this lot are some % the Gibfon style.
1925 for White Waists. fastening At
back, tucked on either side. with all
over embroidered front, tucked collar
and cuffs. There are worth regular
~ $500.
gg.TB for white wash SILK Waists.
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moga We md actresses They asH
Hoppe rev. rm seI ii enans o America
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STORIES FOR CHILDREN
WHEREIN IS REL AI1FD HOW ITTTI E ANDREW
COOLEY GOT EVERYTHING HE WANTED TO TEA

leys odd dishes like -beer-and-eggs
wlth-vinesar, in Polish huts frozeu-cab-
boge-and-cream, in Turkish kioszs, pep
per-and-tany, and everywhere that ne
Travelled he found similarly strange meth
DDS Of preparing food, so that for a long
time he Kept finding new and wonderful
dishes As soon as he had tasted every
thing in one country he would move on to
the next and wherever he went he never
left until he had sampled all. Sometimes
he liked the dishes, but half the time he
didn't, yet eat them. Just the same.
He often walked for hundreds Of miles
just for exercise and thus he found him
self many times in out-of-the-w way places
where he discovered dishes that no one
had ever heard Of even in the very next
county He made up his mind that when
he got through he would go home and
start Restaurant of all Nations, 80
where people could try all of these queer
nesses that he had tasted, for there is
nothing stranger than the different things
different nations eat and the ways they
tx their food
Wen, by and by Andrew reached distant
Tibet, land into which only two or three
white men have penetrated. but he kept on
walking, and as nobody stopped him he
went farther into Tibet than anybody ever
had gone before There he ate some
strange and unsightly dishes. and when
he had reached the end of the bill Of fare
they told him that he had tasted every
thing 10 eat that they had except porcu-
pecker
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for a few miles. The man was surprised
at his action, but as he had hired the
automobile he could do as he pleased.
Everybody stared 10 see a boy running
after an auto that was going at about q
mile minute. but Andrew knew that
MIR. Gipps old stomach needed some Sc
we're treatment TO put it into shape, and
that was the way to get il. After ne
had run about ten or dfteen miles he
found that he had no pain at all, SO he
got into the auto and took a nice after
dinner ride in the park.
He did not have to resort TO any more
such hard usage to keep the new stomach
all right. for he was so busy running
about seeing the sights. going 10 theatres,
circuses. MINISTRIES. ana so forth. that he
got ali the exercise he needed. lie always
walked from his hotel to the restaurant to
try a different one at each neal and it
did him good. Sometimes when he was
eating at a Chinese restaurant, for in
stance. ne was surprised to discover that
even Mr.. Gipp had never tasted some OF
the good things which ne was putting in
side Of his stomach ana ne would laugh 10
think what the millionaire would say If
he could see him. Mr. Gipp would Ger
tainly have had u ft 10 have seen Andrew
eat FOR he would not have understood
that all the exercise that q boy gets could
enable him to digest what this one ate.
Sometimes Andrew ate sharks fins,
chop-sooy. birds'-nest Jelly and sea-cu-
cumbers at the restaurant kept by the
Chinauan LOO-ChOO Lee. and then he
would go right over 10 Frangipanfs Ital-
ian place and eat spaghetti and doiee-far-
niente-puddinE and finish OF with a Swiss
cheese sandwich at SchweitzeTmeister
German rathskeiler. Oh, he did take
awful chances with Mr.. Cipp's old d.
gestive organ. but the exercise he gave it
fetched him out all right every time.
After a time he could find nothing new
and strange on the bills of fare Of any OF
the eaung-houses in town. and then he
went to New York. but in a little while
It was the same there and then he began
70 travel all around the world in search
Of dain,iss to put into Mr.. Gipp's reeep-
tacle.
On Alpine mountain summits he found
queer black cheeses. in Roumanian yal-
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stroy poor old porcupecker just to en-
JOY a moments bliss?"
Il certainly would, " replied Andrew, for
I have never tasted porcupeckers. I want
you. my honey. yes I do"
Il am old and tough and there is little
to me but quilts. I don't think you could
get good square mOuthful after you had
picked me-" said the ANIMAL and I am
not in season now. either You 30 to any
hotel and ask if that isn't true. People
don't eat us out Of season. because no
stomach can stand us"
This one of mine could" said Andrew.
We'll, it's against the law 20 kill US any
how, and the Emperor IS saving me for
Christmas" continued the porcupecker,
dropping another shower of tears.
4 Secret for Life
IAN right: III take chances" replied
Andrew, beginning to chop again.
IN tell you a secret. if you'll spare me. %
said the animal. coming down nearer.
What is ft?'
IF you'll promise to 90 away and not
bother me nor my respected family I viii
show you a hidden treasure that nobody
knows about. Millions and millions Of
gold, all piled up under an old ruin, and
you can have it all Just by hauling it
away in a cart"
"All right, promise" said Andrew, and
the pOrcupecker came all the way down.
lie made him cross his heart and prom
Use soIemnIy not TO ever eat porcupecker,
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eyes just bulging and wondering how
much it was worth. Mr Gipp's stomach
began to pain most horribly, and the pain
twisted Andrew all up. He couldn't help
sroaning as he doubled up, and the porcu-
pecker, in surprise, asked him what allied
MIN.
"Oh, little stomach-ache, that's all"
he replied. for he didn't want the porcJ-
pec1er to think his stomach was weak
after he had Dragged about it so much.
"Ha, and you, who have stomach-ache.
were thinking Of eating porcupeckeri
Why. even the Emperor. strong man as he
is, has pains in the bread basket when
ever he eats one Of US. But, as you spared
me, viii tell you another secret. Do you
see the mushrooms that grow yonder on
the heaps Of yellow gold?"
Andrew now saw that the gold was all
covered with soiden-cOioTed mushrooms,
large and fne-IOokiRg. that made his
mouth water 10 spite Of his pain, for he
was very fond Of them, and this was a
brand-new variety.
He reached down and gathered q few.
They were very fat and large enough to
make an cpicure dance with JOY.
They are magnificent he cried.
''They have a wonderful property, beside
being very tasty, indeed said the porcu-
pecker- They will cure the very worst
case of dyspepsia in one minute. No mat
ter how many years It has lasted. e goes
as soon as you eat one Of the 8urifUngus
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Makes a Fortune

Well Andrew went into partnership VIII
Dr.. Ramsey just to have something TO d
and not be eating all the time. as Re hli
done in the past, for that would bsaPsr
occupation for a lad over 10 years Of ls
They had all they could DO. AL ;1s r.
Iionaires focked TO them just as sa7- c.
It got out that they had these W0-is--
mushrooms. and among other wealthy g.
tents I was treated and cured, so thai 2
you viii kindly ask me 70 dime. sl
right viii snow you what one car O.
with a genuine Aurllungus SP0I5lLL o.
petite.
Andrew never had a chance 70 50 6i-
to Tibet and get the rest Of the gold. ss'-
he had gone he wouldn't have found --
left for not long after he was t5s7s -a'
pOrCupecker told the same secret &c .@
Emperor Of Tibet when he was out a-l.
ing the animals. and the Emperor c-7'-
all the gold away. The Emperor 1---.
find any Aurifuuguses, for Andrew 81
taken them all, though he promised 10
never again would he eat a p9rclps--z'
nor let any Tibetau do il either and O.
struck the name of Of every E7ts. -
restaurant bill Of fare i'm all his DOMINO >
So, even # you should 60 there, you 20
WALT NcDOUGALL
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Off 10 tie Wfza.d

Il envy YOU the things you have to put
into yours" said Andrew. finishing a
pickle and drinking the last Of his milk.
"I cent get enough TO eat half the time, q"
he added, as licked his fingers to get
tie last taste of vinegar. But as
for your played )mach. that's easily
cured. I guess. All y, a have TO 90 is
10 so 10 the Wizard Ramsey. who can fix
It good as new, I'll bet a red apple.
where can he be found?" asked the
millionaire. eagerly.
Il vii show you his house, answered
Andrew; as L am going over that way
now"
He took ar Gipp to the house Of NIr.
Ramsey. and introduced him to the wiz
ard. saying;
Mr.. Gipp, this is Mr.. Ramsey, the
wizard I told you about"
Il am not a wiz2.l" said Dir Ramsey,
laughing. ~ am only doctor. People
say I am a wizard because I cure cases
that all the other doctors have given Up.
but don't do 1t by magic at ALL Il only
skin and learning that do it. What is
the matter with your"
Mr. GIpp told him all about his poor
stomach and spoke Of Andrews wonder
ful feat Of eating pie and pickles and
mix. he said:
I'D give a fortune to have that boys
stomach. / would
That's easily managed If Andrew viii
let you have e. / can exchange your
stomach so that you'n have his and he
yours il he'll agree to the exchange"
''WhatII YOU give NEE asked Andrew.
Ten thousand dollars. replied Mr..
Girp.
Andrew agreed and The clever doctor
took out and exchanged their stomachs
right then and there. Mr.. Gimp gave An
drew the money and it was understood
that each was TO keep the stomach he
rad for six months. ar Gipp told An
drew how TO feed his new stomach so
that it would not pain him more than
usual and what pills to take when 1t
hurt like anything, and asked him TO
take good care of it while he had st. An
drew said he didn't care what AIR. Gipp
did TO his. for he knew It would stand a
-ood deal OF hard treatment in the way OF
feeding ana six months would not hurt
at a bir.
0Ir. Gipp hurried home as fast as he
could to try Andrews stomach and
III appetite that went with it. which
already was making No. Gipp s1ngry. al
though Andrew had had his lunch only
q couple of hours before, but some boys
are that way. they can eat between
meals. Funny isn't i57 He told the cook
70 send up some pie, some anchovies some
vine Jelly and some picked caulifower.
SURE the master bees going erazyf'
said Ephigenia. the cook: FOR he'll KIN
hlsseif sure If he be alta all thot messi"
9at she sent them up aud Mr.. Gipp sat
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First ErpeusiVe Meal

de ordered everything that seemed to
sound good when he read the name on the
menu, and when it was brought he ate il.
Sometimes he didn't exactly like The looks
Of the dishes ne had thus ordered. as when
they brought him caviar. which resera-
bles load Of number two bueksbot. and
tastes like resin cooked in horse Iiniment.
but an the same he ate &c. and Mr.. Gipp.s
stomach seemed 20 like it. he ate can
vasback duck. terrapin al four dollars a
plate imported sausages. which are very
expensive. and taste like wood pulp. Mon
goiiaa humminE birds wings. Strasburr
goose-Iivers. mjuce pie. wedding cake.
Inarmalade. rum omeIette. branded
peaches, lemonade. cream puffs. pigs feet
and French trulfles. did this little Andrew
Cooley who the day before would have
been thankful for couple Of Swatt's Dog
Biscuits for lunch The walters were
amazed and the proprietor GENE to see
the boy. and then he asked him II he was
sure he had money enough to pay for all
the things he had eaten. Andrew handed
him a thousand-dollar bin. and gave the
waiter a ten-dOlar tip, so they all thought
he was a foreign prince who had beea ex-
He'd from his own country on account Of
his appetite being liable to produce either
a famine or a revolution.
About an hour after he had finished he
feit that Mr.. Gipp's stomach was about
to rebel and act up, as it were and In
stead Of taking one OF the pills that the
millionaire had given him he resolved 10
take some exercise He knew that was
the trouble with 1Ir. GipD, ana so he went
OUT and. taking hold OF the back Of an au-
tomobile he told the meehinist, OF chauf-
feur. who steers it. to 60 like anything
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and then he showed him a big hole where
the rain had washed out the earth under
ruined wall Of some ancient temple Of
days long past. It was about big enough
for Andrew TO crawl through after the
porcupecker, and when he got inside he
found himself in a sort Of cellar. where
the gold was piled in heaps, as far as he
could see. as high as a mans head. There
vas gold enough there to iii q train OF
freight cars, and there's no telling what it
was worth, for Andrew never let on to
anybody.
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For Sparng the Life Of POcupacker, That Queer
Bird Gave Him the Golden Mushroom
That Cures Indigestion and Brought
Him a Big Fortune

~ NDREW COOLEY was a poor
f(EA boy who lived in country vii
Y lage and had to do odd Jobs
around among the neighb0Ts to
help support his aged and wild
owed mother He rarely had full meal
except when he helped Mr. Gipp's garden
er, and then ne had a perfect gorge of
pie. pickles md milk
Mr. Henry Gipp was a millionaire and
a mfn with a bad case Of dyspepsia, who,
while he had everything that heart could
wish for. never enjoyed eating. for no
matter what he ate it always gave him
a stomach-ache the very worst way. He
lived on cruel and liver pills. He was
too fat to take enough exercise and he
never felt hungry when he sat down at
his dinner table. All this came from too
high living in the past. for nobody had
ever eaten more things and enjoyed them
more than he had once on a time. Any
body can get that way if he eats too
much ana does not take exercise-that is,
if ne has money enough to buy all these
good things.
Wei. one day Mr.. Gipp was starting out
or little stroll around his immense
property. when he came upon Andrew
eating his lunch. Il would give a million
dollars" said Dir. Gipp. IF I could eat
pie ana pickles and drink milk on top Of
them. ] envy you your stomach, my lad,
FOR you are fortunate not to have spoiled
st as I did mine. It is a terrible thing
20 have your stomach go back on you, do
YOU know III"
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Spondulix. as they are called by the botan-
lists, or will be named as soon as they hear
about them"
Andrew popped one into his mouth and
swallowed it. Instantly all the pain
ceased, and he felt as though ne had a
new stomach in place Of the heavy and
generally somewhat sore one Of Mr.. Gipp.
He felt as though his own had come back
to him, for there was not the least feel
ing OF having a stomach, and that is what
real good health means. He thanked the
porcupecker heartily, and he filed his
game bag with mushrooms, for he saw
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down and ate them all Then he sat around
waiting for the pain that usually came,
and when two or three hours passed with
no sign Of trouble he got up and danced
with joy. Then he went and ate some
chocolate eelaires, some ice cream, FIVE
bananas, a lot Of fruit candy and a cup
Of coffee. He felt fine and so he waited
until supper time without eating any
more
Now began a lovely time for Nr. Gipp,
for. as ne was a millionaire, he could buy
al the nice things he wanted to eat,
which is more than most people can do,
and when he saw something delicious in
a confectiOner's window he just went in
and bought aud ate it. He had a broad
grin on his face ali the time, but once in
a while he would wonder what Andrew
was doing with his old played-0ut stom-
ach, and then he'd look grave. for no.
body could tell what a boy would put
into himself who had ten thousand dol
lars to spend for food and who had never
really known What is was to be well fed
before.
This used to Keep the millionaire awake
at night sometimes, but on the whole he
had perfectly lovely time, for with all
his fine taste he now could use a brand
new appetite and a digestive apparatus
that was one Of the best ever made.
Nothing delighted him 50 much as the
habit Andrews appetite had of wanting
something to eat in the middle of the
night, and it was with a pleased and de-
lighted smile that ne would push the but
ton about o'clock A. H., and demand
chicken sandwich. a glass Of Hochstetter-
gurstein Rhine wine and a stuffed olive.
and be had to raise the cooks wages in
a month or she would have left right in
the middle Of the night, and so he would
have had TO breakfast. He used to 90
around looking for German or italian pic
mics In order to get in on the feasts OF
good things, and all the hotels and res
taurants looked upon him as the very
best customer in an the town So that IS
how he passed the time and he enjoyed
every one of the FIVE meals which he ate
every day.
Meanwhile Andrew was enjoying him
self, too. in somewhat the same way.
although Nr. Gipp did not expect that
he would The very first thing Andrew
did was 10 throw away the list of things
that he must eat and those he must avoid
which Mr. Gipp had given him. He de-
termined to find out for himself just what
things the milliouaire's dyspeptie old
stomach would stand. and SO he did not
want a guide book. As soon as he got his
ten thousand dollars he went right 10 the
town, taking a fast train so as to get
there quick, and then he went to the
biggest and most expensive restaurant.
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Returns 10 VI. Gin,

When the lad arrived Mr.. e.--
there to meet him. and welcome hin. ~.
his stomach homo from thssr travel, n.
doctor was there, too, and A-sr.r ~,
glad Of that, for he intended 90 f-gs ii.
doctor into partnership with him fin 81,
great dyspepsia cure, as he cousders5t-
largely responsible for his good form.
When they saw him and noticed b..
healthy he looked they were sgr-.-
and then, when they went 70 DR.. Ps-.
sey's Office to exchange their sten,-.,
once more, Andrew and said. "Tu --
keep my stomach as long as YOU ze
Mr.. GipD, for 1 am perfectly satisfied
yours, they almost fell out Of Their e-.7
IN their amazemeut.
Hasn't it troubled you a good d,l-
asked the millionaire.
Not a bit! It's a good, a.l-sr01-t -
liable old stomach, AID I'm sure Do o..
could ask for a better one. I've been s..
ing everything from peanuts Co glga
ding ever since I went away, and lzr
Had but enc little ache"
DO you mean TO tell me that y0a Inn
been eating peanuts and plum p.sE7
with my old stomach cried glr. Gin
looking frightened.
Yes, sir: and picked esls. S5srz
lizards boiled In turpeutine. and Tlrr
horsefesh. with Tartar sauce, as vel
replied Andrew. and they all agreed v1
it, too. II you want il back to see II
am telling the truth, let the doctor 60 g
work"
well, well, weIr' said Nr. G.rp %
that's the case, fear you have 5sz
teaching it too many new tricks for 70
to risk taking Ct back. and so III STA
to yours, if it's all the same to you
Just as you say" replied Asisz
It's all the same to me. Any old s,5Ela
viii 90 for one who has dozen Of bag
OF Aurifungus Spondulix." Then he --
them all about the mushrooms, and Ea
one TO each 20 eat, and both fst -l
effect instantly, Just as if they were go
newed inside.
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They said the norcupecker was cross
between the porcupine and the woodpeeker
and was very dainty dish indeed. but
very expensive. so that nobody but the
Emperor ever was allowed 20 eat one.
Andrew took his gun and went out at
once 10 hunt for a porcupecker. These ami
mails live high up in the taIicst trees and
peck holes in the bark like woodpeckers.
but they look more like pOrcupines than
birds He was out for two days before
he saw one up in a pinwheel tree, so called
because it has pinwheeI leaves, and IT was
so high in the tree that the gun would
not carry the shot up there. lie fired q
dozen times before ne found this out, and
as the poreupeckeT paid no attention TO
him, but pecked away upconcernedly
throughout all the firing, he got an axe
and began to chop the pinvheel tree down,
for that was also form Of exercise
When the porcupecker felt the blows of
the axe on the tree trunk ne looked down
and saw what Andrew was doing. He
was frightened almost to death, for he
knew that on the ground he couldn't es-
cape, as he is poor runner. He came
down some distance and called to An
drew:
Ill., therer' he said; what are you
doing to nay pinwheel tree?'
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at once that be could get al
he wanted (even If D.. d.f-.. 80.
of that In the cellar ter--, .s
by curing millionaire " their s -l
He went back TO his hotel Inc, --
as he had helped the po-cmasE.- '
tree again and said g01I-lvs FL, ~ q
he got a lot Of carpet-bass which '-
TO the ruins and filed with u-
to dry Then he eot a carr ars r.
it with gold and went back q, hi,
lie hired a train of -smarz FL,
his bags Of mushrooms and the -,s q
got away from Tibet without 5s.---
fered with by the Emperor
When he reached Turkey D.. d..
special train to Bagd-d. be..-.- -
to. rs lie carried bags. You SEQ 49,
he went 30 Coustsnt.uo7-a rr.
had a chance to write C07zrarr---.
one Of my stories before. and f..---
that III never use It again. I fri-g,-
he got a ship and came b7~s g..
the six months had expired. p,
Mr.. GipD was worrying. and he +.----.
ed him that he was coming. and 49,
ach was all right Gee. but m r
was pleased, and yet he felt rather ~
as he nov would have 10 give -
back his stomach, and he had hal /.
much fun with it that he hated TO fg-
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TIE PorcuDscker Protests

u am chopping IL down" replied An
drew Did you think was playing lawn
tennis7"
''But you mustn't do it. said Porcupeck-
er angrily. L can't have you coming
here and destroying my property this
way. III have the law on you"
DON'T care" said Andrew. ''as long as
have you to eat That's what I'm
after"
Then the porcupecker saw that he
couldn't bluff any longer, and he began TO
cry. so that his tears showered down
upon Andrew, who thought it was rain
ing He stopped ehopping for a moment
and the Porcupeclzer's walls reached him.
He said:
Say, don't be crying down on me like
that haven't any umbrella nor mack
latosh with me and I will catch cold"
''Oh. hard-hearted boy. would you de-