Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1902-11-13

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Funny someone has not invented an
indoor game of football.
The Police department starts new
crusade nearly every day.
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The woods these days are unsafe
places for both man and beast.
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The "nose-fresco" artists, Tom and
Jerry, will be here without fail.
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The football season Is usually fol-
loved closely by the SNOWFALL season.
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4Mascagni, however, is getting n
great deal Of free advertising out of It.
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The cure is not worse than the dis
ease in the case of moderately bad
cold.
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Wouldn't there be fun If Alphonso
came over for tour of Uncle Sans
country.
Um-m-m. Just thing of the fine
fresh sausage that will be ready for
use soon.
Some Of the rabbits that are being
brought home by hunters look suspl-
ciously like squirrels.
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Why is 1t that the moon looks warm,
friendly and mellow in summer
sky, and looks cold and hard, and
cruel in January7
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Somebody should send a tracer after
Col. Gibbons. Here's NTayomlty
campaign almost in sight and his name
hasn't been mentioned.
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No use adding to our worries by get.
ting interested in the little wars owe,
in South America, especially while a
High school battle is going on. right
In onr. midst.
Some pessiinists are sa ying that they
wish winter would arrive immediately
They claim that worry for fear that
each fine day will be the last, is max
ing them thin and nervous. t-
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Mr.. o. G. Barber always was in thu
habit Of closing up a deal before h,
said anything about 1t to the public
When questioned few weeks ago, rel
ative to his trip to California, he said
L was there fishing" And 1t seem,
! that he finally landed $1,000 acre tim
ber tract.
Halle Erminie Rives is now visiting
} Pittsburg for the purpose of gather
? ing material for a novel in which An
, drew Carnegie is to be the central
/. figure, She says she had to go to Pitts
burg to get the proper atmosphere
5 She ought to get there something I,
4 soot--Columbus Dispatch.
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The High school senior does no
change greatly as the years go by an,
his ideas of his own Importance grow
If anything. 1t has not been man,
, years since one of the genus righ
here In Akron went out into the bac
, yard and tried to hang himself to a
, apple tree because his father ordere
him Off to bed when the urchin wante
to so and see a girl Now Hig
school youth has discovered that tn
result OF the last election was entirel
attributable to the fact that fraca
between Seniors and Juniors was nc
given the right kind of publicity.
Is to laugh!
saturday farmer from Deerflel
went to Alliance with load of pota
J. toes. After making contract with
. grocer. he began to unload and 70
s. each bushel of potatoes measured,
. tally Of one potato was dropped by tn
y wagon wheel. An urchin noticed thl
70 and after awhile he began to snea
one away for every three so placed
n At the close. while the farmer ha
N measured and placed 80 bushels in th
!. wagon he was seven bushels shy b
,s the tally. The groceryman insisted tn
a count was correct, while the farme
was invincible in that II was not. Th
10 load had gone into bin with otht
nj potatoes and could not be identifle
le while the kid had vanished Warre
rs Tribune. =
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NEXT MORNING PHIL LOsOPHER.
m Incongruous theories are often mi
taken for great principles.
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