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Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1902-07-10
HIS PASTORS AOVIcF
NJ" II ENABLEDA MERCHANT ;,
RETURN TO BUSINESS "
He Was Worn Out F,o
and Suffered Win -N~'''
REGISTRATION. The Story :.
His Recover

- had come back from q ,rn
ga SAID Mr. {. A. Hood. ! ~, NJ 70 Flos
Wei-known lumber firm az H, llysf q The
a. So.' z0-2s Decker street w tOoli Bsad
ONO 70 reporter. Every ,g.ugslogl
obllged 10 go there for INV bsoi.,it.si "a.
prominent minister Of this 80. ,u Until 4
piece OF advice which has ~, gave me &
me hundreds Of dollars ii Ohly SAVED
ana travel, but was the means 9C W blu
me well man. leans Of making
"for SIX years had been 4, 49,,
Drought on by close Continent ~ !. leallh
ness ana oYerwork. / was ~. Y basi.
breath, had a great deal Of bs 80, nor d
was nervous. All the time 7 f MA ed
worse and finally became unsbie. getting
70 business. For sixteen montb. ~ allsHt
do no work and during this in could
ed physically and mentally a. ~ 'las.
who have had nervous pr6stroti,.it9 1aos
preeiate. | went south for - gan aP
climate but ii did me NJ 49, mango d
helped me till upon the rscoo,, soIailg
of this minister tried Dr. IVi ii'.slasliol
pills for Pale People. After IN fls
the pills according 10 directions i ~ Sk'a
two months, | was able ~ ~ soQl
place at my business. While a-I ny
nave Wakeiul nights from neryousps.-
rest wei now. do not have bsss.1
any more and feel like different T g,as N
vile also takes Dr. Williams pI i.'1ui Bs ~
for Pale People and has been grestiy gu
fitted by them 4s'' o-l''
Nervous prostration means tbs, i.
nerves are tired out and cannot $50. u
their work. # is not al an ppi5- -iy'-
and comes from overwork.apxiaty 80
strain or similar causes. The one rs~s.,
which has proven itself an absoluts.rees'
Tor this trouble as well as FOR All 5i.s..-.
brought on by weakened nerves irTS.
or impoverished blood is b.. VIM.
PINK pills for Pale People. They msr 4.
obtained al all druggists, or dlfse k5~
Dr. Williams Medicine Co, s1hepsrss-
\. ~ nifty cents per box, SIX toye. \,
two dollars and fifty cents
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1902-07-10
EAST RoxsuRY.

Winitred Foss was in Montpelier one
day last week.
Mrs. Lila Lincoln returned to her home
in Underhill last week.
pit. and Mrs. Irving Cady are guests
at his fathers, n. NJ. Cady's.
Carlos Preston from Washington visited
friends in the place last week.
Thomas Riley from Barre was a pues,
81 his daughter, Mrs. c. Blanchard. last
Mr.. and Mrs. Marshall Ainidon and
son were guests at Guy Foss' SATURDAY,
and Sunday.
John Mudgett and Mrs. Lucy Pride and
son from Randolph visited friends in the
place last week
w. y. Pride met with a serious accident
While on his way TO Mortified last week.
ne wagon pole dropped down frighten-
ing the horses, which ran and threw
MN out, iniuring him quite badly.
The wagon was wrecked.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1902-07-10
The Best Of All and

for over ATTY years Mrs. winslou-s Soothing
EyIF "a 1een used by mothers for their chfiire5
Nhile teethlng. Are you disturbed a. night ma
uIoAen y your rest by sick child suffering ana
stsltls vi pam q cutting teeth II 80 send AZ
fS.lg-P ~ chldren teethine Its value h
lneslcuianie. IL viii relieve the Door Iittia
slllertf immediately. Depend upon Ii mothers
mere = no mistake about il. II cures iiarrbes'
= ffe'atss lne stomach and bowels. cures wind
- - s.llehs tne gums, reduces Inflammation and
l.st y i4sloss soothing syrup for children
tsetllnA y pleasant 70 the taste and h ne
iFtlon ~ one q the oldest and best feuals
Z fstel4ns and nurses In the edited states ana
-, ~ s1-e by an druggists throughout the void
NinsioE's soothing syrup ~ 49,
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1902-07-10
Beware OF Ointments for Catarrh
that Contain Mercury.

as mercury viii surely destroy the sense OF
smell and completely derange the whole
system when entering il through the mu-
cous surfaces. Such articles should never
be used except on prescriptions from
reputable physicians. as the damage they
Will do is ten-fold to the good YOU can
possibly derive from them. Halls
Catarrh Cure, manufactured by F. j.
Cheney q Co, Toledo, o., contains no
mercury. and is taken internally, acting
directly upon The blood and mucous sur.
faces OF the system. In buying Halls
Catarrh Cure be sure you get the genuine.
II Is taken internally and made in Toledo.
Ohio, by F. J. Cheney & Co. Testimonials
free.
sold BY druggists, 75c. per bottle.
Halls Family Pills are the best.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1902-07-10
A SUSTAINING Diet.

These are the eneryating days, when, as
somebody has said, men drop by the sun
stroke as il the Day of Fire had dawned.
They are fraught with danger to people
whose systems are poorly sustained; and
this leads US to say, in the interest OF the
less robust OF our readers, that the full eff
cine something besides a blood purifier
and tonic,-say, a sustaining diet. IL
makes it much easier to bear the heat, as
sures refreshing sleep, and will without
any doubt avert much sickness at this
time OF year.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1902-07-10
WEST HARTFORD.

Miss Coffin is a guest of Eula Howard.
Eva Thompson Of Boston is at the hotel
for few weeks stay.
Quite number of our people spent the
Fourth at South Royalton.
II. 5. Bruce and wife of Brooklyn, n. ",
are expected home this week.
Jennie Hazen spent Sunday with her
mother, Mrs. f. NJ. Copeland.
Mrs. Charles Wiley OF Sharon recently
visited at his brothers, c. NJ. Hazen's.
Austin Howard has put up a telephone
line connecting his house and office with
the one at the postoffice.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1902-07-10
Poisoning the System.

II is through the bowels that the body
is cleaned OF impurities. Constipation
keeps these poisons in the system, causing
headache, dizziness and melancholia at
first, then unsightly eruptions and finally
serious illness unless a remedy is applied.
DeWitt's Little Early Risers prevent this
trouble by stimulating the liver and pro-
mote easy, healthy action of the bowels.
These little pills do not act violently but
by strengthening the bowels enable them
to perform their own work. Never grippe
or distress. A. r. Hood & Son, Chelsea;
j. A. Chedel, Gaysyille.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1902-07-10
Hood
Farm
abortion
Cure

/ gave her Hood Farm AD9I '.o---.iiins 81
directed for three weeks. lne ~, sr1pgsi
left her and two months later sns aIsrs
the best calf on the farm. nae ssrtbis
that showed signs OF abortion. u4 ~. R C.
remedy and she foaled 8. living ooi''
THOMPSON, Dows, Iowa. ,,,r tine
Two sizes-sl and $3.50. Laree iO t1ssortiJa
dollar size. Call for treatise o.
and Failure to Breed. o.. sals g
Hood Farm Remedies are ~ TsTrsIsE
A. r. Hoop & soS, Chelsea j. s5.-aloEfsli;
Randolph; ]. W. PARNENTkk,;, ss,ssEs1
sos. south a A RogaIton: 4 y EIss ,s-Ss
Tunbridge: C. A. WIGHT. North .i lJ,' D. C.
A. @. Ossoop 4 Co, Z. Rando'p"'
GooDSo, Rochester. ,,.,,rrsrEs,
A. r. HooD q Son. Chelsea; J. '" psppSsIto1; y
BrOokfield; GEoRGE A. LAIs 1D,,rsifon: A. J.
< krs Sad I sos, run6rldse; G a VICE we Bsr
Tunbridge; A. G. osGooD = ~
dolph; ]. J. TRERIsE, Randoipn'
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1902-07-10
Mother Always Keeps IL Handy.

my mother suffered a long time from
distressing pains and general i'll health
due primarily to Indigestion says L. w
Spalding, Verona, Mo. ''Two years ago !
got her to try KodoL She grew better at
once and now, at the age OF seventy-six,
eats anything she wants, remarking that
she fears no had effects as she has her
bottle Of Kodol handy" Don't waste
time dOctoring symptoms. Go after the
cause. II your stomach is sound your
health will be good. Kodol rests the
stomach and strengthens the body BY
digesting your food. Il is natures own
tonic. J. W. Parmenter, Brookfield; c. j.
StockwelL. Hancock; Z. J. Prince, So.
Randolph.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1902-07-10
Merit VIII Tell.

The undersigned agree to refund the
money on one 25-cent box OF Lady Poor's
Ointment II it fails to cure Eczema, Salt
Rheum, any Skin Diseases, Chapped
Hands or Lips, Wounds, Burns, Pimples,
Open Sores, Chatting, Itching or Bleeding
Piles. Bailey's Pharmacy and Drew &
Leonard, Randolph; J. W. Fargo, Ram
dolph Ctr; A. G. Osgood 4 Co., East Ran
dnIpb y
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1902-07-10

Morrison's English Liniment will heal
sores, speedy cuts, barb wire cuts sore
backs, necks and shoulders, and will give
immediate relief for sprains, contracted
cords, big knees, shoe bOils, etc.
IL it were possible to improve Morrison 5
English Liniment in any way. we would
do so. We do not believe that il can be
improved. Never, in all our years Of ex-
perience, have we known Of a case this
liniment would not benefit.
PRICES.
Half-pint bottles. $50
Full pints, 100
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1902-07-10
." Had the Fidaets, T"

says Mrs. Mitchell Of Newark, n. j. 81
couldn't eat, / couldn't sleep, and was ner-
vous and miserable. There seemed to be a
sort OF gnawing, nagging feeling in my
very bones. Nothing helped me until
used the new medicine, Calcura Solvent,
discovered by DIR. David Kennedy OF Ken
needy Row, Kingston, NY. That set me
right" For sale by all druggists, q.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1902-07-10
@MNr.4

Laxative BrOmO.Quinine Tablet.
the remedy that cures a cold In one day
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1902-07-10
To Cure a Colo in One p,v

Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. All
druggists refund the money il il fails 10
cure. E.W.Grove's signature is on each
box. 25c
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1902-07-10

A little life may be sacrificed to an
hours delay. Cholera infantum, dysen :
terry, diarrhHa come suddenly. Only safe
plan IS to have DIR. Fowler's Extract OF
Wild Straw berry always on hand
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1902-07-10
abortion PreUentea
Saved a Calf saved a FOal'

II lost four calves =.
had three more COWS -
showed signs Of abOFii'.
one lost her cali ih ~ i !
before at 8 little ~ NO
months. she was ~ y,
: months along s l..,ri =.
udder was badly ss,.. 4
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1902-07-10

Bases on balls, off Bean 3...Two base hits,
Davis, Dutton, Sanspre. Double play,
button, Wallace, Mcintyre. Hit by
pitched ball, by Bean, Hubbard. Struck
out, by Dutton s, w. Wilson 2. Bean s..
Umpire, DIR. Clough. Scorer, Richmond.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1902-07-10
ScrofuLd

Few are entirely free from it.
II may develop so slowly as to cause
little II any disturbance during the whole
yeriod Of childhood.
Il may then produce irregularity o. the
stomach and bowels, dyspepsia, catarrh.
and marked tendency 10 consumption
before manifesting itself in much cuiane0us
eruption or glandular swelling.
II is best to be sure that you are quite
free from il. and for its complete eradica-
ton you can rely on
Hoods JdrSdpdriUd
The best Of all medicines for al hunors.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1902-07-10
Stops the Cough

Laxative Bromo-Quinine Tablets cure
cold in one day. No cure, no pay. Prise
Is cents.
The Owosso times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1897-1926, 1902-10-31
Notice of Registration.

To the Electors Of the City OF Owosso:
Youare hereby notified that the sew
cral boards OF registration of the City
Of Owosso will meet on Saturday, Nov
ember 1st, A. d, 1902, from O. clock a.
m. until s o'clock p. M, In the follow
ing named places:
First Ward-Collins' drug store,
North Washington street.
Second d-Curry's hardware
store.
Third Ward-Ketcham s store.
Fourth Woodlands lumber
office, West Main street.
Fifth Ward-Haggart's drug store,
West Main street.
For the purpose of registering the
qualified voters OF said city, to vote at
the special election to be held Tuesday,
November A, A. d. 1902, for the pur-
pose OF voting upon the following
ing propositions:
''Shall the City of Owosso issue Thir.
ty Thousand Dollars 1880, 900 OO) OF
Public improvement Bonds to DO used
for the purpose of constructing pave.
ment on West Main street from the
Shiawassee river west to the Michigan
Central. Railroad Companys tracks
also South Washington street from
the. bridge over the Shiawassee river
south to the south line of Howard
street." FRED EDWARDS,
City Clerk.
The Owosso times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1897-1926, 1902-10-31
New Haven.

Bert Clarke is working for Fred Kur-
rle ON the hay press--Mate Bros
threshed their beans and had lOl bush
els from five and one-half acres
Misses Barbra Kurrle and Nettie Du-
mond are suffering from throat trouble
William Burkharts little son is inn
proving Kurrle had his single
harness stolen from his barn one night
last week. They also took the clothes
from the line of Mrs. Fred Kurrle---
Wellington Hart is moving back from
Bancroft to his farm this week-Ellis
OFT is on the sick list"Ora Schantz
is working on the hay press--Jo John
kim has purchased a house and lot III
Durand and will soon 90 there to live
F. II. Morris drives fine new
buggy orris Bishop, of Sonth Ly-
ons, is visiting friends in this vicinity
Harry Goss has his fine new house
nearly completed-Wm. Manaer Is
working at the carpenter trade after a
few days illness
The Owosso times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1897-1926, 1902-10-31
CHARGES OF FRAUD
Alleges. Schemes Were Perpetrat.
ed at Port Huron.
REGISTRATION DAY
Purported That Names OF Ann Arbor
Students Were Reestered-Were
TO Be Imported on Election Day
Many New Names Appear.

Port Huron, Mich, Oct. 23.-Satur.
day was registration day in Port HUI
ron land when the politicians of the
city learned that the total number of
new registrations was 1899, it came,
like bombshell, and as a result an in
vestigation was started, which has
brought to light many peculiar trans
actions and cries of fraud in connec-
ticn with the registrations made on
Saturday.
The names Of men who are not in
the city are alleged to have been reg
istered, and as but little attention was
paid to the matter the boards of regis
tration are said to have registered the
names of those whom they thought
should be registered, without protest.
In several of the wards, however,
there was some kicking. An effort was
made to find out something about the
registrations, but the books were not
in the hands of the city clerk and no
information could be secured regard
ing them. 1t was stated by one official
that they were in the hands of the
printer, being prepared for the poll
lists, but this could not be verified.
A letter from student at Ann Ar
Dor was shown a reporter, who had
been approached and asked If he did
not want to come to Port Huron and
vote on Nov. 4. He was told that he
would be registered legally and that
there was no legal objection that
could be raised as to his right to cast
his ballot in the Port Huron precincts.
The student did not reside in Port HUI
ron, but in another Michigan city. 1t
then developed that between ESQ and
800 students are said to have been ap-
preached and that junior law stu
dent at Ann> Arbor, who was formerly
a student in one Of the Offices in this
city, was one of the instigators of the
movement, and that the intention of
the promoters is to hire electric cars
and bring the Ann Arbor bunch to
Port Huron, where they have already
been registered. Many new names ap-
pear on the registration books OF the
various wards Of the city, but so far
no one seems to know where they
have come from. The increase of the
city's voting population by 1899 is
astounding to all citizens, as this
growth could not have been accom-
plished in a single year.
The fight in this city between the
Avery machine and the Democrats, to-
gether with the anti-machine forces, is
the bitterest in the history of the city,
and the efforts of all have been cen
tered on the mayoral fight and alder
manic contests
The Owosso times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1897-1926, 1902-10-31
Notice of Election.
To the Electors Of the City of Owe

To the Electors of the City Of Owosso:
Take Notlce:-That an election will
be held In the several wards in the
City OF Owosso, on Tuesday the 4th
day Of November, A. D. 1902, for the
purpose Of electipg state and county
officers. Also to vote upon the follow
ing propositions
"Shall the City Of Owosso issue
thirty thousand dollars ($3O,00O) Of
Public improvement Bands, to be used
for the purpose Of constructing pave
ment on West Main street from the
Shiawassee river west to the Michi-
gan Central railroad company's tracks,
also South Washington street from
the bridge over the Shiawassee river
south to the south line Of Howard
street,"
And that the voting places for said
election are as follows:
First Ward-J. II. Laverock s store,
n. Ball street.
Second Ward-Times Office, East
Main street.
Third Ward-City hall, East Main
street.
Fourth Ward-Patterson's store,
West Main street.
Fifth Ward-Hose house, South
Lansing street.
And that the polling places OF said
election will be open from O'Clock g..
m. until 5 O'clock y. m. on said date.
FRED EDWARDS,
City Clerk.
The Owosso times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1897-1926, 1902-10-31
Garland.

Miss Rose Sneider, of Owosso visited
her parents, Mr.. and Mrs. John Snei-
der, last week-Darwin Austin has
the contract for building a house for
Fred Darling at Elsie-A. T. Colby
spent Sunday and Monday with his
cousin, E. F. Babcock, of near Laings-
burg-Miss Eliza Green has Returned
from visit with relatives in Grand
Rapids-Mrs Derry, who has been
spending some time in Owosso, has re-
turned to Chas. Richmond's-A. E.
Shannon is replacing his wind mill with
a new one--The funeral services of
Lily, the four year old daughter of Mr..
and Mrs. Andrew Austin, were held at
the N. P. church Friday afternoon,
Rev. J. d. Young officiating. The re-
mains were laid to rest in Fairfield
cemetery Mr.. Austin and family have
the sympathy of the community in their
loss-The infant son of Mr.. and Mrs
Roy Taber passed away Friday after
about weeks illness. The funeral
services were held at Mr.. Taber's home
SUNDAY afternoon, Rev. j. d. Young
officiating. Interment took place at
Ovid. Mr.. and Mrs. Taber have the
sympathy of their friends in their be-
reavement.
The Owosso times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1897-1926, 1902-10-31
Union Plains.

William Savers is still very sick. His
daughter, Mrs. Giddings, who has been
caring for him has returned to her home
in Chicago-John Graham, of Fowler
vile, has had the telephone extended to
his farm here-A CLEANER social was
held at George Hale's Tuesday evening.
An enjoyable time was had. Proceeds
$4-Mrs. B. F. Miller and Martin
Harrington are on the sick list-Miss
Nellie Foskett is visiting friends at
Ashley--Some farmers are not through
harvesting their beans yet.
The Owosso times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1897-1926, 1902-10-31
Southwest Bennington.

Mrs. Herb Raymond and children, of
Bancroft, spent few days last week
with his parents, Mr.. and Mrs. j. B.
Raymond-Frank Baese and wife are
moving on the Botsford farm south near
the river-Mrs. J. l.. Olcott and Mrs.
Carrie Lanckton went on the excursion
to Chicago Oct % Mrs. Dell Hun
and Miss Katie Stinson Were pleasant
callers at Byron Hickeys Thursday
After her severe illness Miss Jessie Dean
is able to ride out-Mr. and Mrs.
Jacob Boyd called on their sister, Mrs.
Rachel Beardslee Sunday afternoon
Mr.. and Mrs. Peter Beardslee returned
Tuesday from their trip to Washington,
d. ca pleasant time was spent last
Friday evening at the home Of Mrs.
Helen Jobes, who entertained her Sun
day school class in honor of Miss Kittie
Stinson, who soon leaves for her new
home near Garland. Refreshments
were served. Mr.. Edward Punches in
a few well chosen words presented Miss
Kittie with a nice bible and handker.
chief box as token of the love and es-
TEEN of her teacher and classmates.
Tableaus and games were enjoyed -
Miss Electa Dessiness is spending a
few weeks with her sister in Detroit
Mr.. and Mrs. d. Swanson spent Satur-
day with their daughter Mrs. Emory
Hutchings-Mr. Archie Hylnan is
much worse agsin-Mr. and Mrs
Charles Hyman, of st. Johns, spent
Sunday and Monday with their parents
Mr.. and Mrs. A. Hyman-The l.. A.
s. of Pittsburg, will serve chicken pie
at Pittsburg, Tuesday, Nov. 4th, at din
ner; all are cordially invited.
Vote to pave West Main street d.
not overlook this important duty.
The Owosso times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1897-1926, 1902-10-31
Registration. 4.

The republicans of every township
and ward should see to it that every re-
publican voter in the county is proper
~ registered tomorrow so that the full
party cote may be polled on Tuesday
This is of great importance as the fail
ure to cast every republican vote in the
county might result in the defeat of
some one of the nominees. Register
tomorrow, and vote the republican
ticket Tuesday. Let's ron up a grand
majority for the entire ticket.
The Owosso times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1897-1926, 1902-10-31
Olney.

John Bigham is home again from
Saginaw and will work in the upper
peninsula this winter-D. V. Bell is
moving into the house purchased of
Elmer Thompson so that now A. M.
Baker may occupy his house without
recourse to law-The republican meet
ing at the town house was poorly at
tended on account of the rain Saturday
night-It seems that there was some
thing like. eight dollars more of costs
claimed by Andrew Williams, of jury
fees, etc., than wasIitemized by his at
torney in the case of Frazle VS.. Wiz
liams at its close as decided by jury
recently and in the mean time the
docket was completed, the costs were
duly paid and the case properly dis
missed and closed by Justice Randall
and now Mr. Williams desires and de-
mands that additional costs be paid
which the justice refuses as he has no
cognizance of the. case further-A
party at Warren Weatherbees family
was well attended last Thursday. Mr..
Weatherbee and family will soon move
to their place near Middletown-E.
Thompson, Stephen Olney and son,
Ernest, are in Arenac county looking for
favorable farming lands-Our mer-
chant j. B. Smith has moved his house
hold and store goods to Holly where he
will engage in business
The Owosso times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1897-1926, 1902-10-31
The First Golf Player.

The golfers latest claim is that Jo-
seph of old, of whom Mrs. Potiphar
became enamored. was the original
golf player. In the first place, we are
told that he wore coat Of many col
ors, which certainly must have been a
golf suit, and the statement that he
was put into hole by his brethren is
declared at st. Andrews to be merely
a fgurative expression and signifies
that his brethren beat him at his own
game.
The Owosso times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1897-1926, 1902-10-31
Holland and It's Colonies.

The hold that Holland has on its
East Indian colonies is rather precari-
Gus. The Archon war. stretched over
well-nigh thirty years, IS having a
period Of recrudescence that will sad
ly try Dutch resources. The Jambi
war has also kept the Hollanders busy.
Strange to say. in both districts the
Dutch troops are doing what the Dutch
condemn In South Africa-burning
farms. They are even destroying
whole villages.
The Owosso times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1897-1926, 1902-10-31
only Sent Him to Funerals.

At the captains of industry lunch
con to Prince Henry one Of the hosts
asked the conventional question::
"How do you like American" The
prince. In burst Of sailor-like conf
dence, replied: ooh, I'm having the
time of my life. I don't count for
much over there, you know. They only
use me to send to funerals. New
York Sun.