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The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1902-04-10

From the London Academy.
A bred and born philologist is what 1
claim to be,
But find that there are many things
that greatly puzzle me.
For instance. take cricket ball; you
buy it-then it's bought,
But if Eou take and shy it, is it right
to say it's short?
A drummer is a man we know, who
has to do with drums,
But l never met a plumber yet who
had to do with plums,
A cheerful man who sells you hats
would be a cheerful halter:
But is a serious man who sells you
mats "a serious matter?
You take your girl to Yarmouth, then
you are a pair of tripDers,
If you slipped with her while skating,
would you be a pair of slippers?
If t freezes when it's frosty, is it
squosty when you squeeze?
Would you have to puy a biograph to
write biographies?
A man is called baker when to earn
his bread he bakes:
But do we call a Quaker by that name
because he quakes?
But If you are a dealer, why, of course,
you have a deal,
But you may be a peeler, though you
never have to peel.
A man who brews. as everybody
knows, IS called a brewer;
But if your landlord sues you, would
you say he is a sewer?
A girl will change the color of the hair
upon her head,
It's strange: but still you'll find that
though she dyed, she isn't dead.
Would a pious man who fried a kipper
be a holy friar?
A timid man who lies in beds he "a
fearful Harp"
If with mud you find you're spattered
from a passing horses hoof,
And you use a bad expletive, would
that be a "muddled oaf?"
w Stanford
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1902-04-10
INDEX TO NEW ADVERTISEMENTS

Meetings-German Friendly Society;
Haupt Lodge No. SIS, l. o. o. F.; Stock
holders Savannah, Florida and West
ern Railway Company; zerubbabel
Lodge No Is, F. and A NJ. Teutonia
Lodge No 7. X of P; First Battalion,
First Regiment Georgia Brigade, L. R.
K. Of p.
Special Notices-Andrew Hanley
Company.
Business Notices-E. & w. Laundry;
Something Nice, A. NJ. & c. w. West.
Bankruptcy Notice-In the Matter of
w. II. Carr, Bankrupt
Auction Sale-Household Furniture,
by 1. D. LaRocne, Auctioneer.
musements-Robson Theater Com
pany at Theater Matinee and Night.
The only Exclusive Family Liquor
-Belsinger & Co.
Raw Furs, Skins, Hides. Etc.-D.
kirkland.
Grape Nuts-Postum Cereal Com
pany
Watches-Waltham Watches.
Beer-Harvard Pure Beer.
Whiskeys Murray Hill Club Whis-
KEY.
Mineral Water-Hunyadi Janos.
Medical-Peruna; Lydia Pinkham
Vegetable Pills; TUFTS Pills; S. S. s.;
Blood Wine; Roman Eye Balsam; DR..
lSilmer's Swamp Root; DR.. Hathaway
Company; Wine of Cardui; Paine's
Celery Compound.
Cheap Column Advertisements-Hel
Wanted; Employment Wanted; For
Rent; For Sale; Lost; Personal; Mis-
cellaneous.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1902-04-10
According To Established Preceden,

The man with the tough-looking mug
had been arrested for stealing, says the
Chicago Tribune.
Several witnesses testified that they
had seen him go into the cloakroom,
select the finest overcoat, take it down
from the hook and. walk off with it.
The prisoner was called to the stand
Mr.. Hokuspoke," said the justice
of the peace, ''at the beginning of this
trial you said you were not guilty.
What have you to say to the testi-
mony of these Witnesses"
II took the coat, y'r Honor, but
didn't steal it,"
Twill you be kind enough to inform
the court what is your idea of steal
ing?'
'Stealin', y'r Honor, is swipin' a
thing when nobody's alookin'. Half
a dozen fellers seen me swipe that
coat"
IF that is your understanding of the
law, Mr.. Hokuspoke," said the court,
you were not guilty of stealing, and
I discharge you. Call the next easel"
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1902-04-10
Just a Chance.

A visitor to a London workhouse
recently found an old Irish woman in
one of the wards very i'll, and thought
it advisable that she should see the
priest Without delay, says the New
York Tribune. A few days afterward,
when the old woman had rallied a lit
tie. the visitor said to her. We'll, Mrs.
O'Connor, did the priest come to you?"
She replied. Yes, avic, but l was
surprised to find a gintleman like him
so ignorant" Ignorant What do
you mean?" ''Shure, he knows no
Irish (Mrs. O'Connor knew her
prayers in Irish, but could not say
them in English.) well, that is UNI
fortunate" the lady replied. Yes"
said the old woman, land the crathur,
he was so fretted about it l said to
him, Well, never mind, Father, God
Almighty understands almost all lam
guages, and who knows but He might
understand the English.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1902-04-10

In Wilmington, Del, the other day
a little girl, who was wanted as a Wit
ness in court. was asked by the judge:
What will become of you if you tell
a lie. after swearing that you will not?"
Without hesitation the child replied:
Il will be sent TO Philadelphia, and 1
don't want to CO." The court ruled
that she had a proper understanding
sin of perjury, and she was sworn and
permitted TO testify.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1902-04-10

A company has been formed for the
purpose of constructing an oil pipe line
from the wells at Beaumont to the
coast at Port Arthur. Among the lead
ing spirits in the company are ex-
Gov. Hogg and John w. Gates. The
corporation is capitalized at $1,000 900,
and is believed to be working in con-
nection with the Standard Oil Com
'pany. 1t is a question if the Texas
people would not prefer to see Tim
Hogg in knee brooches at the court of
King Edward rather than in sombrero
and cowhide boots in company with
the oil octopus.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1902-04-10

The President of the Swiss Council
predicts that within fifty years there
will be five or six new republics in
Europe, since several big monarchies
are already tottering to the end. 1t
would have been interesting, but i'm
terers. 1t seems rather difficult to
make UP list of six without including
Great Britain.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1902-04-10

The st. Louis Exposition is not hav-
ing the easy sailing that was hoped
for Eleven foreign countries have
already made it officially known that
they will not be able to participate in
the fair if it is held next year. Com
missioner John Barrett said a day or
two ago that there was a strong ten
dency among the directors in favor
of postponement for one year.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1902-04-10
The Inquisitive Yankee Abroad.

A curious American arrived in Lon
don yesterday morning. says the Lon
don Chronicle. Here are few of the
questions he asked in the evening;
Why do butchers wear blue aprons
which win not show dirt. while assist
ants in boot shops wear immaculate
white aprons? Why is footwear
boots" while the boy who polishes
them is "shoe" black? Why is there
no direct bus from London Bridge sta
ton to Waterloo? Why is the poste
restante in the largest city of the
world not open all night? Why do
many women wear straw hats in the
winter? Why can't you get breakfast
In a restaurant within reasonable time
after "sun-uD?" When is 'sun-up"
anyhow?
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1902-04-10

A recent census bulletin gives us a
new national term to be employed upon
occasion. 1t shows that the area of the
United States, including Alaska, Ha-
wall, Guam. Porto Rico, Samoa and
the Philippine Islands, is $3.50, S22 square
miles, or about one-fourth the land sur
face of the earth, while the area of
the Continental United States" is
2,97O,230 square miles. The total popu-
lation of the United States, including
the islands named, was in 1900 esti-
mated to be S4.23S,O69 with a margin
of a million for possible error. Here
after, it is to be assumed, we must
speak of the Continental United
States" and the 'Insular United
States"
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1902-04-10

The fire records of the New York
York Journal of Commerce show that
the losses by fire during March
amounted to $12,O56,6OO For the three
months beginning Jan. 1, the losses,
in round numbers, were $4S,099, 600.
During the corresponding periods in
1900 and 1901 the losses were $4O,5S1, 900
and S45, SOB 900 respectively. The year,
therefore, shows so far an increase of
about s2,50O,OOO as against the first
quarter of last year, and over $1,000,
600 as against the corresponding pc
riod in 1900 During the month just
ended there were 22S fires of a great
err destructiveness each than $4,000.
The Journal of Commerce concludes:
Property owners find it so easy to
get insurance that they are becoming
more and more careless in regard TO
fire causes, and until there is a change
in public sentiment no material falling
off in the fire waste may reasonably
be expected"
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1902-04-10

DR.. Fletcher of Indianapolis some
days ago quoted DR.. e. C. Spitzka of
New York as saying the whole world
was gradually going crazy. DR.. Spitz-
ka is noted brain specialist, and
such a statement coming from him
naturally created good deal of COM
ment. 1t is comforting to have the
assurance of DR.. Spitzka that he said
no such thing. So far from the world
drifting into insanity and imbecility.
he says the conditions now are better
than they were a quarter of a century
ago. and the proportion of insane to
population is smaller. He declares.
furthermore, that there is a whole lot
of rot in the theory that criminals are
nearly always ''degenerates. He ex-
amined the brain of Czolgosz. and says
it was perfectly normal in all particu-
lars. "Degeneracy," he says, is largely
a chimera.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1902-04-10
EXAMPLE or GOVERNMENT OWN
ERSIIP.

The cost of the government transport
service during the Spanish American
war, and particularly that between
this country and the Philippine islands
since our occupation of those islands,
gives the advocates of government own
ership of the railroads and telegraph
lines something to. think about. The
reports showing the cost of this serv-
ice were sent to the House on Tues
day. They contained nothing new or
startling. The facts, to a very great
extent, had already appeared in the
public prints. 1t was known, of course,
that the government decided to aban-
don the service because of its enor-
nous cost.
1t is a safe assertion that the gov
eminent could have had all of its
transporting done to and from the
Philippine islands just as expeditiously
and at about half the cost at which it
was done if it had depended upon the
contract system. The reading of the
reports sent to the House show that
there was Tie SIOdltSb extravaganza
in fitting up the vessels the govern
ment bought, and that there was no
effort made to save money for the
government. The prices that were paid
for supplies were often far above the
market prices. Indeed, there seemed to
be the utmost indifference as to what
the cost of conducting the transport
service might be.
And it is probable that there would
be about the same condition of affairs
if the railroads were owned by the
government. Not only would Congress
yield to the demands of constituents
for traffic rates below the profit line,
but politics would rule in filling the
positions from the highest to the low
est. The railroads, like the postoffice
department, would be run at loss,
and 1t would be a difficult matter to
get party out of power, if ably man
aged, the patronage at its command
would be so great. 1t would be a good
thing probably to give the railroads
the right to pool their earnings and
let the government supervise the traf-
fic rates, but government ownership
would be bad thing for the people.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1902-04-10
HOTELS.

DE SOTO HOTEL, Savannah, Ga.
Accommodations for 500 guests. 100
rooms with bath. Tourists will find
Savannah an ideal winter resort. Beau
tiful drives and roads for automobiling
and bicycling. Golf and outside sports.
Write for illustr'd description booklet.
WATSON & POWERS, Props.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1902-04-10
The weather.

The indication for Georgia and East
ern Florida to-day are partly cloudy
weather. rising temperature, light va
riable winds.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1902-04-10

The New York Commercial day or
two ago had a carefully considered
editorial on the avowed purpose of
Mrs. Margaret E. Plant to turn the
Tampa Bay Hotel property into a
Jesuit college and to endow it as a
Catholic Institution of learning" in
which it was demonstrated, to the sat
isfaction of the Commercial, no doubt
that the conversion was the perfectly
logical thing to be done. Unfortunate
ly for our contemporary. however, Mr..
NJ. T. Plants denial that the hotel had
been rendered to the Jesuits was pub
lished almost simultaneously with its
well digested article. However, there
seems to be a general impression in
Tampa that the hotel is shortly to
change hands.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1902-04-10

The st. John Hotel in Charleston,
where Mrs. Roosevelt held her recep-
tion the other night, is rich in histori-
cal interest. 1t was formerly the Mills
House, and was in the hey-day of its
fame in 1860 when the fateful Demo-
Charleston. Many of the leading dele
gates to that convention, possibly the
dominating brains of the body. took
lodging in it's chambers. Committees
met in its rooms, and it's corridors and
Hobbies resounded with the heated ar
guments that later had their echo
upon hundred battle fields. The Mills
House was the ante chamber to the
birth place of secession.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1902-04-10

The Hartford Times regards as a
plausible story the report that Paul
Dana, who is said to have disposed of
his controlling interest in the New
York Sun to William NJ. Laffan, win
be appointed United States Ambassa-
dor to Italy when Mr.. Meyer of Bos-
ton gives up the place. For several
years the Sun, under the management
of Mr.. Dana, has given support to the
Republican party completely revers-
ing the position it occupied for many
years under the elder Dana, his father.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1902-04-10

Representative Newlands of Nevada
does not believe in sentiment. Refer
ing to the Cuban bill the other day he
said: The American people are tired
of sentimental legislation" Mr.. New
lands is probably one of those leglsla-
tors always looking out for something
that will pay. But if he has an idea
that sentiment does not cut a large
figure in America, even in this TWEEN
tieth century, he should look about him
and read the newspapers. Only a few
days ago the offer of s5,0OO,000 for the
st. Paurs Church property. in New
York city. was refused. for sentimental
reasons. There is mighty little senti-
ment in the Republican party. but the
sentiment of right and justice has
forced a bill for a reduction of the
tariff for the benefit Of Cuba. Senti-
ment made Dewey an admiral and
Schley a national hero.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1902-04-10
HOTEL ST. LORENZ,
72d ST. and Lexington AV., N. T.
Family Apartment Hotel,
with Every Modern Convenience.
american Plan Only.)

All apartments are arranged in suites, VIE n
private halls; are especially adapted to ing
comfort and convenience of families, at muca
lower rates than usually prevail in first ass
houses. Furnished apartments OF parlor, oeu
room and bathroom at $50 per week, including
board for two. Suites of parlor, two ana tnre'
bedrooms in proportion.
An ideal home for permanent famlnes "
those visiting the city; three shor. blocks lr0A
Central Park and cable cars near By.
Transient rates 50 per day.
RICHARD MEARES.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1902-05-22
BOUNDARY STONES
Those of the Alaskan Frontier Are
Much Trouble and No
Profit.

Washington. May 22.-AbOut n week
ago Secretary Hay. in reply to n SEN
ATE resolution o. inquiry as to the re-
ported removal by British officials of
certain boundary stones on the Alas
kan frontier. stated that the depart
ment knew nothing of any such bound
airy stones. though il had frequently
investigated rumOrs of their existence
and already had directed an inquiry
into the truth of this last report.
Now the report of this last inquiry
which was made by Captain Richard
son. L. =. A., an expert In Alaskan
geography. has just been received, and.
as was expected. shows that the cap
tain. after most diligent search, failed
to find that any or these mythical
Russian boundary stones have been
removed by any body.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1902-05-22
AGED EL0PING PAIR
Affair Begun Sixty Years Ago is
Finally Consume
mated.

Lebanon, Ind. May 22.-A love af-
fair begun nearly sixty years ago cul-
minated in this city Tuesday in the
,lopcment and marriage of Rev. Abra-
ham &. Albeit. of Chicago. aged a.,
and Mrs. Eliza j. Mitchell. of Amity
Ind, aged a.. When the bride was IL
her parents objected to her marriage
on account of her tender years. Alb
Dett had been twice married since then.
both wives having died. The bride
had been for twenty-four years the
widow OF Jefferson Mitchell. Il wealthy
farmer
Two months ago Albeit wrote Mrs.
Mitchell requesting another Opportu-
nifty to win her hand. The letter fell
into the hands OF her daughter and n
storm of opposition arose. The old
people then quietly arranged for the
wedding. which took place at the home
of Mrs. Julia Shirley. the brides niece.
Albeit is Il retired Methodist minis
ter. They will take Il short wedding
tour before returning TO her farm at
Amity
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1902-05-22
LOCAL MARKET CONDITIONS.

Today's Quotations ON Provisions, Live
stock. Feel and Fuel.
Rock Island, May 23.-FoliowinC are the
wholesale quotations on the local market:
Provisions
Butter-Creamery 23C, dairy 2Oc.
EggS-Fresh l4c.
Live neutrality-suspicious. SC, turkeys IOc
ducks &C. geese &C.
Vegetables Potatoes 80 to CSC, onions sI.75
Live Stock.
Cattle-Steers Si.25 to 1925. cows and
heiters g.. 90 to $500. calves 81 so to $500
Hogs-Mixed and butchers S6.5 to a. 90
Sheep -YearlingS or over. per cwt. s. 90 to
90 %, Lambs per head - 80 to $500.
Feed and Fuel
Grain-Corn &c. oats 46c
Forage-Timothy hay Sl4, prairie hay
Sl2. clover hay SI3. bdled prairie 8I2, baled
timothy Sl3. oat straw a. so
Woodland, per load $3.50.
Coal Lump, per bushel l2c, slack, per
bushel &C.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1902-05-22

Cattle market opened SLOW and weak
Sheep market opened steady.
Hog market closed weak at early prices
Light, So 6O0r7 O5: mixed ana butchers So 81
@7;s5; good heavy, $6.95G7.S5; rough heavy,
Cattle market Closed strong.
New York Stocks.
New York. May 22.-The following are the
closing quotations on the New York stock
exchange:
So. Pacific CAS-. sugar 1874. c. & A com IS *
gas I02H. Penna. i49; b. < .. 1864 c. r. L q
r. ia. Q. NJ. & St. Paul I7OR. Manhattan 49,
Pacific Mail 40 Atchison common 79ss, W. U.
Tel. Co. 9lis. n. Y. Central I57. L. & N.
I -. Il. X. L. 662s, r. ID. C.. com. O2x. leather
com. l3is, copper 7O@s, AtchiSon pfd. gs u .
=. Steel pfd e04. U. s Steel commo 4OIi
Missouri Pacific 99i4. Union Pacific common
iO4&. coal and iron 63A. Erie common 36s..
wabash ptd i3si, Wabash com .., tin can
common -, tin can pfd ...
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1902-05-22
Train Number Eight"

The Detroit and New York express of
the Grand Trunk Railway system,
which leaves Chicago daily at 1905
Il. IN. for Detroit. Mt. Clemens. Mag
ara Falls. New York and Philadel-
phia. carrying wide vestibule coaches.
cafe parlor car and Pullman sleeping
ears, is much sought by the expert
enced traveller. because of its quick
time and unsurpassed accommoda-
tions.
Information. timetables. etc, will
be furnished on application. by
George w. NauN. y. &. p. d +. ~.
room 917. 135 Adams street, Chicago.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1902-05-22
TIPS TO TRAVELLERS.

One hundred miles shortest to
Chattanooga, Queen & Crescent
route.
Queen and Crescent fast line to
Birmingham and New Orleans. Two
fast trains daily.
Only through car line to Asheville,
n. C., Queen IL Crescent route and
Southern railway.
Queen & Crescent service Cincin-
natl to Atlanta and Jacksonville, the
best in the country.
Yellowstone Park has been the
scene of great Improvement within
recent years. The roads have been
shortened, resurfaced, grades much
reduced, new concrete bridges built,
and sprinkling carts introduced. The
old hotels have been reprinted, re-
paired and enlarged. Il new one has
been erected at Norris geyser basin
overlooking the geysers, tent hotel
camp has been established at the Up
per geyser basin near Old Faithful
geyser, and the government has put
in new system of waterworks and
reservoirs at Mammoth Hot Springs.
The Northern Pacific, the railway
that runs direct to the park line, tells
all about the park, the geysers, and
the wild animals found there and
which are such n source of pleasure
to all tourists, in Wonderland 1902"
finely illustrated book sent by
Charles s. Fee, general passenger
agen. st. Paul, Mimi, tn any address
upon receipt of six cents to pay post
age.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1902-05-22
TODAY'S MARKETS

Chicago. May 2o.-Following are the open
Ing. highest. lowest and closing quotations
in today's markets:
Wheat.
May, "a: "a; 734s: 737S.
July. 74kGG74; T41s: 1855; "a
Sept. 73.aG0727s; 7SE; 72al; 73.
Corn.
May, 6i4: 61Iz: 6lI4: 6Il4-.
July. 62ftG2Ik; 62l4: 6lE: 90.
Sept, 60is-86OA; ely; GO; tOas.
Oats.
May, 42A; 431E: ~: 4sk
July. S5dS5ls; S5ss; IS: 35Il-.
Sept, %; 2916; ss's; 294.
Pork.
May. 17.10; 17.10; zoe: I7.02
July, 10: l7.22-: n Or, 17.I2-.
Sept, l7.l7Gll7.20; 1872; I7.l2-; l7.s5.
Lard.
May. iO.15: 1OIT-; lois: 1O.I7-.
July. lols6tlO. l2-; 1922; IO.is; lO.lT-.
Sept, i0i5; 10 %; 1912; 20.
Ribs.
May. 60: e.67-: 9.67-: a.G7-.
July. 9. 60. 9.67-: e.57: e.62-
Sept. 9.6O-G9. 60: 9.67-; 9.5T-: o.65-
Receipts TODAY: Wheat l5 corn 81. oats
lIs. Hogs $4,000. cattle 600, sheep 1900.
Hogs left over not quoted.
Hog market opened 5l1Oc lower.
Light t6.hO9eso: mixed aud Dutcn-
ers. 81 1Od7 20: good heavy, So s5(b7. 30; IGN
heavy. t6.S5G1T00.
Cattle market opened strong.
Sheep market opened steady.
Union stock yards $40 a. IN.
Hog market opened weak
Light. ee6O1s.o5; mixed aud butchers, 500
az p; good heavy, SC 95G7.35; rough heavy
t6.s5G7lO.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1902-05-22

Decoration day excursion via the
C.. NJ & ST. =. railroad to Rockford,
ILL.,. Friday. May 3Oth. Train leaves
at T:15 Il. III. There will be two
games of baseball between Rockford
and Cedar Rapids. Make your ar
rangements To go and have n good
days outing. Fare $50 round trip.
For full information call at depot.
s. b. STODDARD. Agent.
II. l.. IIINRICHS. Com. Agt., Daven-
port.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1902-05-22
sclatIc Rheumatism Cured After Fourteen

81 have been afflicted with sciatic
rheumatism for II years." says Josh
Edgar, of Germantown, Cal. II was
able to be around, but constantly
suffered. l tried everything i could
hear of, and at last was told to try
Chamberlain's Pain Balm, which 1
did, and was Immediately relieved,
and in n short time cured, and 1 am
happy to say ii has not since return
ed" Why not use this liniment and
get well? 1t is for sale by all drug
gists.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1902-05-22
ALesson In Health.

Healthy kidneys filter the impuri-
ties from the blood, and unless they
do this good health is impossible.
FOley's Kidney Cure makes sound kid
neys, and will positively cure all
forms of kidney and bladder disease.
1t strengthens the whole system. For
sale by all druggists.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1902-05-22
stand Like a stone Wall

Between your children and the
fortunes of itching and burning &c
zema, scaldhead or other skin dis
eases.-How? why, by using Bucklen's
Arnica Salve, earth's greatest healer,
Quickest cure for ulcers, fever sores,
salt rheum, cuts, burns or bruises.
Infallible for piles. csc at nartz q
Ullemeyer's.