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Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1902-08-18
OFFICERS FATALLY STABBED.
Leonardo. Tsnss and captaln Gomez, Mexico Special
Police, as Victims Of Dsspsradoss.

Maricopa, Arizona, Aug. 1S.-Leonar.
do Torres and Captain Gomez, If Cana
nea, Mexico, special police. were fatally
stabbed by friends of desperate whom
they arrested and were attempting to
take to prison The murderers escaped.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1902-08-18
The Wool Market.

St. Louis, Mo-, Aug. 1s.-Wool steady.
Territory and western medium, 16 q
1917; fine, 12 q 1871; coarse, 19 q 15H.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1902-08-18
Noted Author Dies.

Vienna, Aug 1S.-PrOfessor Leopold
Schenk, author of Determination of
Sex" died today at Schwanberg Sty
ria.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1902-08-18
AGENTS earn $40 to s25 per day han

AGENTS earn $40 to $25 per day han
ding our Newest Patent Goth Cen
tury Combination Punching, Grip and
Wrist Slot Machines. Four combina-
tions in one machine. One sent on trial.
Will give exclusive territory. Ameri-
can Auto Engineering Co.. 22t Broad
way, New York. A sic.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1902-08-18
MARKET REPORT.
MONEY AND METAL.

New York, Aug. 1s.-Money on call
strong at ~ q per cent. Prime mer-
camille paper, AZ q per cent. Sill
yer, 52S.
New York, Aug. 1s-Lead unchanged;
copper unchanged.
GRAIN.
Chicago, Aug. 1s.-Wheat, septem'
ber, SO q 69B.
Corn, September, 5lh; December,
4O5S.
Oats, August, s6A; new, SO; septem-
ber, 26I, new, 31N.
PORK, LARD; RIBS.
Pork, August $1O.95; September, $1O.-
95
Lard, August, s1o.15; September, $lo.-
25. f
Ribs, August, $500; September, 80
65.
STOCK.
Kansas City, Mo-, Aug. 1s.-Cattle, re-
ceipts, $4,000; market steady to 10 cents
lower.
Native beef steers, 81. 10 a IS. 20; Tex
as and Indian steers $3.50 a $400;
Texas cows, $500 q $500; native cows
and heifers, $1.65 q &c. 90; stockers and
feeders, 81. 90 q $5.25; bulls, $3.50 q
81. .S5; calves, 81. 90 q $3.50.
Sheep, receipts, 1000; steady to 10c.
lower.
Muttons $s.4o @ "a. .s5; lambs, $a.7o q
$500; range wethers, $3.1O a $4.25;
ewes 1895 q 34.15.
Chicago, Aug. 1s.--Cattle, receipts,
$1,000; 10 @ 20c. lower.
Nood IN Y1rtua ctnnrs RI 7k m &2 Ek.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1902-08-18

How are Tour Kidneyss
Dr. Hobbs Sparagus Pills cure all kidney Ills. sam
ole free. Add Sterling Remedy Co. Chicago or n.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1902-04-16
EAT 'EM LIKE CANDY
WORTH 100000, 900.

The President of certain big Oil Com
pany is said to be worth $500, 000,0 900. A
tidy bit of money and no mistake. And
yet he isn't happy. In an address to Bible
class he spoke of trials and troubles of the
rich and the loads they have to carry. A
young lady whispered to friend that he
might wear Benson's Porous Plaster on his
back or, better still, divide the money among
the members of the class. l don't know
why her idea about the plaster makes me
want to laugh, but it does. All the same
I have seen plenty of people laugh after
putting Benson's Plasters on their backs
or chests, or on any other spot where there
was weight, beaviness, weakness or pain.
1t may be the sharp stabs of neuralgia, the
aches and wrenches of rheumatism it may
be colds in muscles or bones; it may be
those kidney or lumbago thrusts that make
you yell as at dog bite; or it may be
strain or cramp, anything that wants quiet
ing and comforting. Don't bother with
salves, liniments, lotions, ETC., or with any
of the stupid and useless old style plasters.
Clap on Benson's. 1t relieves at once
and cures quickly. It stops the pain and
makes you laugh for the very ease and good
feeling of it. But watch out against i'm
itations and substitutes. All druggists, or
we will prepay postage on any number
ordered in the United States on receipt of
Csc. each.
seabury & johnson, Mfg. Chemists, NY.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1902-04-16
Lamoille County Medical
Association.

AT meeting of the LamOlIe County Medical
Association the following regulations were
adopted:
In order that our fees for services may con
form to those of the Vermont State Medical So
ciety, on and after Jan. l, 1902, our minimum
fees shall be as follows:
1.-Ordinary visits within one mile of our
offices, $l.O0. For each additional mile or frac.
ton thereof the sum of % cents will be added.
2.-Fees for Office consultations, fractures and
surgical cases to remain as heretofore. Mini
mum fee for confinement cases $1,000.
3.-For calls received between D. M, and
6 a. M, surgical and confinement cases except.
ed, double fee will be charged.
AT called in while passing a house, the
charge shall be $l.00 for that call. For subse
quent visits during the same illness the charge
shall be the full fee rates.
BIN critical medical cases when detained
hey ond the usual length of time $l.00 extra will
be charged for each hour so detained
6.-While it is not intended to do an injustice
TO any one, people who habitually and willfully
neglect to pay their physicians will be placed on
the associations cash customer list ana any
member who attends such people without re-
colvlng cash for each visit when made will be
liable to expulsion from the association.
I've the undersigned pledge ourselves to
observe the foregoing regnlatlOns;-C. Q. Rub.
lee, NJ. D., e. p. Bigelow, M. D., W. w. Genge,
M. D., Al. Valleau, NJ. D., j. G.. Morgan. M.
D., J. w. Robbins, NJ. D., II. w, Barrows, M.
D., G. L. Goodwin, NJ d.. G. j.. Woodward, M.
W. T. Slayton, M D.. q. l.. Bates, NJ. D., o. s,
Leach, NJ D., q. W. Maurice, M. D., j. HI.
Bean. M. D., ID Ane Fosburg NJ. D., Geo. IL.
Newton, M. ID.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1902-04-16
Wouldn't Help Him Back.

General William Joyce Sewell
was a generous friend and an equal
ly good hater, as was shown by his
treatment of Colonel Scovel, who
had dared to dispute his authority
in Camden politics. One time when
the colonel thought he had smooth
ed things over sufficiently to make
it possible he ventured to ask Sew
ell to send him pass to San Fran
cisco. The pass came by return of
mail. "But, general" Scovel ex-
claimed at an early morrang call at
the West Jersey railway office the
next day, "the pass is only to San
Francisco. There is no return cou-
pom with it." "Sir," the general
roared, I'm willing to send you to
California, but I'll be -- if I'll
help you to get back again"
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1902-04-16
CARROLL S. PAGE,
Hyde Park, VT.
A Picture of De Wet.

Philip Pienaar, a Boer, who has
just written book entitled "With
Steyn and De Wet" says Of the lat
ter: compared with Louis Botha
or almost any other of our generals,
De Wet presented but sorry sight.
His manners are uncouth and his
dress careless to a degree. His tact
lessness, abrupt speech and his hab-
it of thrusting his tongue against
his palate at every syllable do not
lessen his undeniable unattractive-
ness. But De Wet, if he lacks cul-
ture, certainly has an abundance of
shrewdness and is not without some
dignity at times. And l must con-
fess that it is chiefly owing to De
Wet and Steyn that the war did not
end with the fall of Pretoria"
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1902-04-16
CONDENSED STORIES.
Why Senator cuIIom Never suggests
Cabinet Appointments.

Senator Cullom made a call on
President Roosevelt one day, and
when he came out of the chief ex-
ecutive's room he was asked, "Did
you suggest to the president any
candidate for cabinet positions?" 81
never offer advice to the president"
replied Mr.. Cullom, regarding cab
met positions. [ did that once, and
I will never do it again. When
Grant was in the White House, l
thought | saw a chance to get an
Illinois man in the cabinet, so
suggested his name to Grant and
pointed out some of his good quail
tiles. Grant arose from his table
and, stepping up to me, placed his
hands on my shoulders and looked
me squarely in the face. Then he
said seriously, "Cullom, a president
wants to be just as free from inter
ference or advice when he selects a
member of his cabinet as he does
when he picks out his wife"
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1902-04-16

that once he has seen a man and
talked with him, even for a few min
utes, he never forgets that mans
face. This highly developed faculty
was put to a triumphant test the
other evening soon after the return
of the actor from his European trip.
He was seated with a party of
friends in a Broadway cafe when
his attention became riveted upon a
well dressed man sitting at table a
short distance away.
''There's man whose face is as
familiar to me as though [ had seen
him but yesterday" remarked the
comedian to his friends, ''but for
the life of me l cannot place him in
my memory"
None of the party remembered
ever having seen the stranger be-
fore, and Mr.. Goodwin, after worry
ing over the thing and cudgeling
his brain for time, could stand the
suspense no longer and went over to
the stranger.
pardon me, sir" said the actor
in his most polite tones, ''but [ feel
as if l knew you well. So stupid of
me in forgetting your name. l am
Mr.. Goodwin-Nat Goodwin-and l
trust your memory is better than
mine and that you can recall where
we have met"
certainly, Mr.. Goodwin replied
the stranger, with profound bow.
II have the first chair at IS shop
up here on Broadway. l shaved you
yesterday"
"Ah, so you did; so you did," re-
piled the comedian in faraway tones.
ri am glad to meet you again"
Then Mr.. Goodwin went back to
his party and called for Something
all around."-New York Times.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1902-04-16
A LITTLE NONSENSE.
A Parents Strong Exception to a Les.
son In Physiology.


The disadvantages the social
worker has to overcome in diffusing
scientific knowledge among the less
enlightened are well illustrated by
an incident which recently happen
ed in one of the east side settle
ments. After much difficulty and
considerable explanation a class in
physiology had been started. The
parents Of the children who attend
ed the settlement classes regarded
the new class with considerable sus-
picion and doubt. But for some
time, by skillful avoidance of dan
gerous ground, the class work was
carried on successfully. At last the
functions of the stomach were con-
sidered.
The day after the first lesson on
the stomach one of the little girls
brought a letter to the teacher.
This letter, which bore the marks
Of labored and strenuous compost
ton, was as follows:
Dear Teacher-Pleas don't teach Lizer
eny more about the stufffns of her STUN
lex, it amt necessary, besides it's rude
New York Tribune.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1902-04-16
Key to the Puzzler.

No. 366.-Easy Riddle: Page.
No. 367.-Geographical Puzzle: Plain
field.
No. 36S.-The Evolution of the Toad;
Toad, goad, gold, gid, gill.
No. 369.-Concealed Word Square: 1.
Bank. 2. Area. 3. Neat. 4. Kate
No. 370.-Sad News: 1. Maxim. 2.
Best. 3. Stone. f. Solomon. 5. Savage.
6. Wise. 7. Wood. 8. Bird. 8. Black.
10. Cherry. IL. Huff. II. Holland. 10.
Hook. a. Hill. 10. Green. 10. Flower.
No. 371.-Transpositions: Dais, said,
aids.
No. 372.-Central Acrostic: Henry w.
Longfellow Crosswords-1. Ashes. ,.
Steal. 3. Range. 4. Party. 5. Layer.
6, Sewer. Z. Melon. s. Glove. 8. Annoy.
10. Wager. II. Rife. IL. Scene. 10.
Color. H. Holly. 10. Short. 16. Jewel.
No. 373.-A Row of Posts: 1. Postage.
2. Postlude. 3. Postmeridian. 4. Post
haste. 8. Position.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1902-04-16
Told IL All and More,

Ex-Judge Horace Russell at re-
cent dinner in New York told sto-
ry about one time client of EN-
bassador Choate. The opposing
lawyer made a remark about the
length to which Mr.. Choate's client
seemed to be willing to go in his
testimony.
eyes" rejoined Mr.. Choate, ''it is
beginning to look as if my client
had sworn to tell the truth, the
whole truth and a BANKED sight
more"
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1902-04-16
No. 375.-NumericaI Enigma.

am composed of forty-nine letters and
form a quotation from Byron.
My Al, 6, 40, IA, 20, SO, H. %, 46, %
was a great poet of nature, and my 1, 80,
43, 4S, is the month in which he was
born.
My 7, 40, %, II, SO, 8, 40 was the
compiler of a dictionary.
My 10, SO, 3, 10, 1G, 40, Is is the first
name of the greatest English poet.
My 10, 5, 81, q, Al, 9 is a town in
England, famous for its abbey, which
was founded in the seventh century.
My 81, 80, 26, "a, %, 80, % was a
great Elizahethan poet. My II, A, 80
was "a lovely ladie," the personifcation
of truth, which this author wrote about.
My 81, "a, 10, 10 is the name of one
who wrote several books of the Bible.
My t. 80, %, 81, 40 is the author of
many familiar hymns.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1902-04-16

Thirsty people are addicted to dry hu-
NOR.
No man is so sharp that there isn't a
sharper.
If some men had to live by their wits,
they would starve to death.
No, Maude, dear, every horse that
wears shoes is not on his mettle.
There's one thing about castles in the
air-you don't have to pay any rent for
them.
The man who blows his own horn is
merely a self entertainer.
It's great pity that some animals
can't talk and a greater pity that some
men can.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1902-04-16
-"stop!'' Crash
Ready to Gloat.

81 suppose" said the man who is
always looking for trouble, ''that
you realize that this earth may one
day collide with some other body in
space and be consumed"
"Well," answered the friend, who
can be as pessimistic as anybody if
he tries, ''it'll be heap of satisfac-
ton when all that heat is being dis
tributed free to think of how we
have done up the coal barons. p
Washington Star.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1902-04-16
No. 379.--Charade.

No. 379.-Charade.
I'm not q SECOND, not at all;
For one thing, | am far too small;
And not a FIRST am |.
Then why should l be called COMPLETE?
/ think the title is not meet,
And so | query, Why?
l hear the children oftentime
Repeating such funny rhyme
And bidding me go home.
They say that danger waits me there;
My children claim my instant care;
l must not longer roam.
/ wonder whence the legend came;
l wonder how got my name;
IT'S pretty, admit.
/ wonder if the children think
When | fly off quick as a wink
That home in haste fit.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1902-04-16
EXPLAINED Satisfactorily.

"It seems to me-" said the young
housewife, "there's entirely too
much water in the milk you serve"
ct won't occur again, ma'am, "
said the foxy milkman. "1ou see,
the farmers man has been giving
the COWS too much salt, and it made
'em very thirsty. The farmers got
new man now" . Philadelphia
Press.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1902-04-16
A Smasher.

'Did you hear that Cholly's auto
mobile had broken the record ?" ask
ed Mr.. Perkins.
'No, but Pm not surprised" re-
piled Mrs. Perkins. "I suppose he
lost control of it. What else did it
break?"-Detroit Free Press.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1902-04-16
Mental Exercise.

Berenice-What is the nature of
this brain work Cholly has under
taken?
Hortense-He has made his valet
take a back seat, and he thinks for
himself what suit he will wear each
dav.-Smart Set.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1902-04-16
Found the Reason.

Newsboy-Pape, papry, sir? All
de news.
Editor Gn a rush)-Go way, boy
I make those things.
Newsboy-Gee! If OATS right,
no wonder we can't sell 'em.-St.
Louis Globe-Democrat.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1902-04-16
Odd Advertisements.

The placard in Buffalo clothing
store window, 'Pants, 80 cents a
leg; seats Free" has been outdone
by one in a tailor shop window of
East London, which reads: Dandy
kicksies, with wroughty buttons and
an artful takement down the sides.
Cut saucy over the trotters. Half a
monarch"
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1902-04-16
D. 20 o. = Q 81 ., o.
g. ssT Fl:IE: :.F I5J.zzEEFA!s:
& o ? o
No, 374.-Riddlemeree.

A town in an eastern county of Eng
land, on the river Thames. 1t is also g
town in Connecticut.
In lightning, but not in thunder;
In error and also in blunder;
In carriage, but not in coach;
In earring, but not in brooch;
In autumn, but not in September;
In wisdom, hope you'll remember;
In mighty, but not in great;
In comrade, but not in mate;
In peach, but not in date.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1902-04-16
No. 3SO.-Letter Puzzle

Add a letter on to a letter and have an
other letter.
Subtract an obtuse angle from a letter
and have a letter.
Multiply a letter by itself and have an-
other letter.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1902-04-16

The above furnished by the Vermont Experiment
Station Burlington They exactly the comparative size
of blades of grass grown side by side The larger growth
treated with dressing of Fertng Salt the smaller
The whole matter discussed length in Bulletin So of the
Vermont Agricultural Experiment Station bulletin which be
obtained free of charge by addressing the Superintendent Bur-
ngton VT
The bulletin forth only the fact that the stalks of
grown where Salt used very much larger than where
used but the further fact that where the Salt used killed
the paintbrush without killing the grass
Fertng Salt pays upon large varct yo soils but especial
y valuable light land where and similar crops
it will, we believe, twice pay its
For convenience in handling, put up this Salt in second
hand oob sacks The sacks of much value and make
charge for them.
We furnishing Salt this 50 per F. O. B.
carload lots in less than carloads Minimum
carloads the Boston Maine and Central Vermont Railroads
$4,000 pounds.
Fregh vary all the way from $500 per ton in carload lots to
Newport, VT, down to 400 per ton to Morrisvile, VT.
We furnish testimonials by the from good farmers,
giving fatterng results from the of Pages Ferzg Salt
and shall be pleased to send them any farmer who will send
his postal card and request We SHALL appca
on be pleased the cost laid down your station
in carloads and less than carloads
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1902-04-16
No. 376,-PuZZIes,

1. A lady being asked who the gentle
man was to whom she had been speak
ing answered, "His mother was my
mothers only daughter" What relation
were they to each other?
2. What is the weight of the moon?
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1902-04-16
OF Course He Knew Him,

Nat Goodwin, The actor, has a re-
markable memory for faces and has
frequently boosted among his friends
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1902-04-16

Mrs. Mark Hyde, of 45 Thornley, street,
Pawtucket, r. l., says: "Doan's Kidney
Pills have been used by both my husband
and two daughters, and the relief obtained
in every case was very satisfactory. My
time with pains across his back, which at
times became very severe 1 saw Doans
Kidney Pills advertised, and procured a
box from w. L. Woods drug store. He
used them, and in a very short time was rid
Of the backache. I always keep Doan's
Kidney Pills on hand, and would not be
without them"
For sale by all druggists; so cents Fos
ter-MiIburn Co., Buffalo. n Y.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1902-04-16
No. 3s1.-DoubIe CurtaiIings.

/. Doubly curtail juvenility and leave
a pronoun.
2. Doubly curtail a track and leave
familiar term for parent.
3. Doubly curtail a prong and leave
also,
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1902-04-16
No. 377.-Connected Diamonds.


Ii. A letter. 2. A feminine pronoun.
3. To clip from the surface. 4. One who
shears sheep. 5. Having ears. 6, A
bright color. 7. A letter.
Ill. A letter. 2. A cover. 8. Hori-
zontal. 4. Z small stream. 5. To pene-
trate. G. Side opposite to the wind. Z.
A letter.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1902-04-16
Doan's
Kidney Pills

cure every symptom of Kidney Ills, from
common backache to complicated urinary
disorders.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1902-04-22
PALMA HOME AGAIN.

When General Estrada Palma left his
American home In Central Valley, n.
Y, a week ago, his nelghbors turned
out in large numbers to grasp his hand
and 10 bid him Godspeed. The people,
great and small escorted him to the
public square, where they listened 10
the farewell addresses. They all were
proud Of their acquaintance with the
president OF the new Cuban repub-
lie.
General Palma Is now on Cuban soil.
His arrival there was the signal OF an
other outburst OF popular enthusiasm.
Flags hoated from every mas, in the
harbor Friends had gathered from all
parts Of the island to welcome him TO
his native soil, from which he had been
an exile for so many years II is for
tunate for Cuba. that at the outset she
has a man at the helm. such as Palma,
who Is honored and loved by oil who
know him, and who has devoted the
best part OF his life to the cause Of
Cuba libre. II Is fortunate for the
country that It's first president Is one
who has labored disinterestedly In the
cause, without seeking and without ex-
pecting the Office for which he has been
elected, and who is thoroughly lmbued
with the American spirit
His first speech on Cuban soil augurs
well for the future. II the people will
listen to the counsel he gave. their re-
public win become strong and prosper
Gus lie said they should quit partisan
politics and give their attention 10
the betterment and reconstruction OF
their country. lie declared his ambi.
ton 10 b. the union OF the various ele.
ments, for the building up OF cuba.
That is the right key to future great.
ness Union for patriotic purposes is
sure TO bring success.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1902-04-22

supporting a Just cause, and they ex-
hlbiled a yalor and confidence In the
side for which they contended, that in
some respects commands the admlra-
ton Of a chiyalrous people But fight
ing for the Union and battling against
L are two very different things, and
while the veterans on the Union side
are entitled to the support afforded by
the pension laws, consistency would not
extend the same benefits to the cour-
aReous but mistaken soldiers who
struggled for southern Independence.
our correspondent however should
not be left TO struggle against poverty
in his disabled condition. and II he Will
apply 20 the local authorities of the
ward IN which he resides, he will doubt
less receive that aid, comfort and en-
enlargement which his condition de-
mands and advice also as to the dlspos-
ition OF such claims as he seems to
passess. In mining property or prospects
that may be disposed Of for his BEN
eft In this land Of plenty no worthy
person need or ought TO suffer for the
necessares and comforts OF life