New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1902-11-24
PIE TALK OF TIE DAY.

Two Kansas editors are in hot water about typo
graphical errors One OF them published an elabo-
rate theatrical notice OF a performances OF Gallo
mel" (meaning "CamilleD and the editor, In
count OF a wedding characterized the bridegroom
as "a gentleman Of stealing qualities" instead Of
sterling qualities
Heavenly Twins said a West philadelphia man
YESTERDAY I've got one al home. and II had two
Mine is little girl and she IS now, nearly six
It is that when we have guests at the house she is
continually making breaks OF the worst sort
family skeleton in the closet Recently when we
had company at dinner she allowed her tongue TO
run away with her usual. the result OF which
that she very much embarrassed both her
father and mother. although the guests, I am free
Win her and impressed upon her or tried 70,
time we had company she was permitted to come
utter a word. She behaved beautifully, and had
nothing to say until the dessert about TO be
1 sEc burst t"fn S y w 10 G and
ter, dariing?' her mother asked IL want some
walled between sobs CPhiiadeiphia Record,
A Bowdoinham farmer saw the Bates Bowdoin
game at Brunswick the other day. says The
Hartford Courant" neighbor asked him about
IT. "Nothin' 10 tell he said Just let twenty
big hogs out on a soft field any day and then
throw down peck OF in a sack and see
'um go for it. and you'll know bout what game
OF football looks like TO farmer"
that bundei'' called a Fulton-ave car conductor
to man with bundle almost as large as a bale
But tit it's raining" protested the man.
"A2nd us been been raining for two days
well but got ns all to day do %f E as
bundle" '''- '''''
n But It I has you see I've got 800 dry sPonges
Inc CONDUCTOR was struck by the ORIGINAL idea
and helped the bundle aboard.-(Brookyn Citizen.
There have been as many suggested derivatlons
for Hooligan as for Roosevelt" London mag
istrate throws light on the word as coming
from one OF the men themselves US holigans
pals Of poor old Cosby" letter to him begins 1t
may be inferred from this photography that the
derivation of the word is from holy" on the
lucus a lucendo principle; or are they so
called holy terrors"?
No Lights for Lovers walk'-In most towns
they have walk where 'spoony'' young people 20
some places it is called Lovers Lane" in others
Levers Walk and in others otherwise At os
osceola Democrat recommended a short time ago
that this bridge ne lghted by electricity. The sus-
young folks, the editor says. and he hu1nbly
men who object to having light there be required
to erect guard rails along the bridge to make
observation-disclosures City Journal
The annual report OF the State Board of Taxation
in NewJersey shows that the total assessable value
of real and personal property in sister State
reaches S9oL9S2,l3 an increase over the aggregate
OF last year amounting to $685. 4O Are our friends
the other side OF the Hudson impatient TO
achieve the round sum OF a billion? They are rap
idly approaching that goal and will reach it within
a short period.
Uncle Ephraims Philosophy.-De watermillion
dat is greenest In de rind may hab de reddest
heart.
a catfish on de line IS WORT whale In de watah
De biggest shoutah amt alters de man what sees
de contrbushun plattan
When de poSSum thinks he's SlyeSt he's closest
to de fryn' pan.
Corn dat is biggest de tassel is Mttlest in de
grain.
Cole pertaters from yo' own patch is bettah dan
chicken from yo neighbours coop.
Eff yo' don't pull up de weeds yo won't dig up a
crap.
De lonPah de face de Iongah de Misty.
Sleeps mighty good. but de rabbit amt a-gwine
to wake de gunnah.
De highah de white collah. de blackah de coiahed
puSson looks.
De man what's alters gibin' away gineralIy has
TO go a-borrowin 10 de man what keeps what he
gifts.
set de table fer suppah.-(Youth's Companion