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The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1902-04-24
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The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1902-04-24
Cure for Cataract.

A French oculist has taken up with
remarkable success the treatment of
cataract without operation by the
application of baths of salicylate of
soda. He has arrested the progress
of the opacity of crystalline lens for
several years in numerous cases and
IS sanguine of success II the treat
ment is begun at an early stage.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1902-04-24
Sugar Made from Apple Trees.

Charles Hemming, an Ohio farmer,
a few days ago tapped IA sweet apple
trees, and to-day had obtained seven
barrels of sap that is far superior to
that taken from maple trees. Iii said
that IL viii make more and better
sugar.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1902-04-24
CAUSE OF FALLING HAIR.
Dandrufi, Which is a Germ Disease Nil
the Germ

Failing hair is caused by dandruiI,
which il u germ disease The germ IN
burrowing in to the root of the hair,
where it destroys the vitality of the
hair, causing the hair to fall ont, digs
mp the cuticle in little scales called
dandrulr or scurf You cant stop the
falling hair without curing the dan.
drun, and Won can't cure the dandr lii
without killing the dandrutf germ.
Destroy the cause, you remove the
effect Ncwbro's lIerpicide is the only
hair preparation that kills the dandruii
germ lIerpicidc il also delightful.
hair dressing
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1902-04-24
BONDS! BONDS! BONDS!
$4,000 90

The undersigned have on hand, and
offer for sale $i9,0ooOO worth Of City
Bonds These Bonds are against the
cities Of Milwaukee and Two Rivers,
and are Of denominations Of 500 each.
They will net you from $40 to 800 pei
cent interest They run for n term OF
from ten to thirty years interest pay
able every six months
For particulars enquire nj our Office
Il JULIUS LlNDSTEDT q Co.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1902-04-24
Arithmetic.

/ A man has two kinds Of flour the
first is worth 81 a barrel more than
the second. and 9 bbls. Of the second are
worth as much as Z bbls. of the first.
What is the price Of each per barrel!
f. . Three men hire horse for u
Journey from A TO b and back again.
Halfway from \ TO b they overtake a
fourth man. rvho agrees to pay his share
Of the cost for the distance he rides to y
and back halfway to A. What il
his share. if the whole cost Of the horse
is s.. j0y
3. If "A boy buys peaches at the rate
of ) for 2 cents, aud sells them at the
rate of 4 for 3 cents, how many must he
buy and sell to make a profit Of Sl2o'
l. A man can do piece of work
worth 81 50 in Is days With the help
of boy. he could do it in ~ days How
many days will the boy alore need to
work at it 10 earn $40?
3 A had - acres of his farm cleared,
and this was Of the whole He bought
a piece of timber land. after which the
cleared land was 81 Of the whole. How
many acres did he buy
6 A servant agreed 20 work year
for $2l5 and a watch; at the end of 3
months his Just due WAS SO and the
watch. How much was the watch
WORTH
:. bought ten lbs Of tea and I2 lbs,
Of coffee for - 40 The tea was 40 cts.
dearer per pound than the coffee What
was the price Of each per pound?
s A m9n bought 100 acres Of land for
$500. He sold 80 acres, gaining 81
per acre. and on Of the remainder he
lost 80 per acre Find what the re-
mainder must be sold for per acre in or
der that n gain If $500 be made on th'
whole transaction.
g. A person bought two horses and {
wagon for $40 and he paid for eaci
horse twice ~ much as for the wagon
What did he pay for each horse
10. The population Of certain cit
increases 1.l5 each year, its presen
population is "a 500. Find the differ
ence between what its population WA
two years ago, aud what it will be on
year hence.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1902-04-24
Confetti Ia France.

Confetti throwing has at last been
legnliled in France by decision
given IA Paris court
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1902-04-24
SPANISH NOW HATE BRITISH.
Englishmen In Spain Have to He On
Guard When They Go Out
ut Night.

Once upon time, when the British
visited Spanish ports, they
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Tape
ON the
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1902-04-24
HUMP HREYS'
Witch Hazel Oil
THE PILE OINTMENT.
One Application Gives Relief.

1t cures Piles or Hemorrhoids External
or Internal, Blind or Bleeding, Itching or
Burning, Fissurcs and Fistulas. Relief I'M
mediate-cure certain.
1t cures Burns and Scalds. The relief
instant.
1t cures Inhamed or Caked Breasts and
Sore Nipples. Invaluable.
1t cures Salt Rheum, letters, Scurty
Eruptions, Chapped Hands, Fever Blisters'
Sore Lips or Nostrils. Corns, Bunions'
Sore and Chafed Feet, Stings OF insects,
Mosquito Bites and Sunburns.
Three Sizes, 25c., soc. and Sl.oO
Sold by Druggists or sent prepaid on receipt price
HUMPHREYS MED. CO.,
Cor. William a. John sts.. NEW foKh
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! WHAT DR.. KU1'CHIn
| DOES NOT 90,

AAS NoCo h0s I'D
en- people into doctor
ing by holding up q
plea OF aspeedy death
before their eyes. He
1oes not urge the sick
to take treatment
when he knows them
to be incurable Nei-
Their does he by false
pretenses hold the
sick under his care
month after month
while doing them no
good.
He does not per-
suade helpless m
curables to doctor
out the last month OF
their lives, or give up
their last dime for
medicine.
He does not take
patients under o so
called falseguarantee
pretending to charge
only for medicine and
taking VIII ate v err
amount he can get.
or make the object Of
his life to extortmon.
ey from the sick.
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diseases. Cases given up by Ctner aoctoTs uuu
pronounced incurable, he most desires 10 see'
EXAMINATIONS FREE TO ALI.
Whenever 1t Is known that DIR. Kutchinis
stopping ut place, Gro yvds gather 20 con.
suit hi -, O ID 1t Is not to be wondered NJ when
1t Is remembered that In diagnosing h disease
he never ASKS n question, but describes the dlf-
selves. It's a wonderful gift for anyone to
possess, and DIR. kutchln' sdiagnostc powers
have or latsd wonder throug bout the country.
IIe adopted the following plan, which 10 pc.
cultar to the large hospitals, ana Is not ana
mover has boon She practice of country doctors,
patient, ana ascertains the condition OF the In
ternal org ma. all OF which no carefully records
In Ma rsrl,t r for future reference In TINS
way no nyc9rJiins tho true nature on the us
him he reldly tells them whether he can cure
or help tlcnl, or who ther they are beyond nope.
HIS IMPROVED METHODS OF TREATMENT
Are mild aud pleasant; agree perfectly with
tho mo VI delicate Lady or childi 40 not Ieouce
the gre ltest possible benefit In the s1oItesl
possiblo Ilma. Patients can consult INN OF
communicate with him as often as tney CHOOSE
during the whole GiGo required tor tne CUTE
without regard 70 where they may pc anu VIII
utextra charge, thus rendering tne treatmen.
as silcc0ssful and satisfactory as though tney
were living next door to each other.
Persons unsLiilful,y treated by Ia orant
prcten,ers who keep tr1ing with them month
utter month giving poisonous and liIju,i US
compounds, should call and see the Doctor'
1 sPEGEAITIES, Catayrh, Skin Diseases
Sores, Plmpes, Scrotua Dio91 anen C1inRiy
Cancer PiL,s and Disco ses q Women Gu ra5
and PerrnaI emily Cured by the latesL N ~
treatment ns pursued by leading specialists OF
America and Europe
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Lie OF silver Coin.
4 silver coin Is usually in currency
nbout "a years.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1902-04-24

The editor of this department Will DE
pleased to look over the solution oil the
problems that appear in arithmetic IN
these columns from week to week OF
those who desire him to do so. lnclose
a two-cent stamp for reply. Address all
communications regarding this depart
ment to Study Corner, The Pilot Nam
towoc Wis
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CHRONIC DISEASES.
EXAMINATIONS FREE TO ALI

makes q speciality Of chronic and loug-standing
diseases. Cases given up by other SECTORS ana
pronounced iIcurable, he most desires TO see.
Sequachee Valley news. (Sequachee [Sequatchie], Tenn.) 1896-1952, 1902-06-19

about day break The dog being after a
hog was the cause of somebody killing
him.
Bill Grayson Of Whitwel, visited his
daughter, Mrs, byron Hudson at Sun
nyside Sunday.
Bud Kilgore and Jim Bailey of Whit
we'll, visited j. D. Ridge Sunday.
Mrs Frank Hargis of New Hope, pass
ed through this vicinity Sunday even
ing en- route home.
Braxton Brimer of Browns Chapel,
called to see his best girl Sunday. He
says Joe Pickett's daughter Lecta who
got hurt sometime ago, is getting along
nicely. He also says that Joe, her
father snapped his wagon and that
mule that come very near getting
drowned in Looney's Creek to some
Turks VITO passed through his vicinity
Thursday OF last week and on Saturday
snapped wagons with Joe Griffith of
Whitwell, and very early Sunday morn
ing left for Cumberland mountain to
get wagon load of apples OWL
Sequachee Valley news. (Sequachee [Sequatchie], Tenn.) 1896-1952, 1902-06-19
CEDAR SPRING.

Special TO the News.
Mrs. McLain went to the Hall
Friday on visit.
Miss SaIlie Barker went home
Friday and returned home Monday.
Edwin Laynes school on the noun
tain closed Friday.
Mrs Heron is very sick and is
not expected to recover.
Misses Lizzie Easterly and Daisie
Tatum, of Tatum, of New Hope,
visited Mr.. and Mrs. L. P. Daniel
Sunday.
Mrs. Rena West, of Anderson,
Tennessee, is visiting her mother,
Mrs. Heron.
Milton Price c;,me home Satur-
day bat returned to his school Sun
day.
Mr.. Newton Hackworth, of An
derson is visiting relatives here.
Mr.. Thpmps McLain went to the
Hall Sunday afternoon.
Mr.. John Hackworth came home
last week.
Miss Ethel Pryor came up to see
her grandmother, Mrs Heron last
week.
A crowd went chestnut hunting
Sunday evening.
Mrs. Daniel gave singing Sun.
day night Those present were Mis-.
SEES Fanny, Cora and Matte Moore
Stella and Ethel Golston, Tatum
Lizzie Easterly Daisie Davidson anC
Grace Condra and Messrs J. G
Moore, Byron Griffith, Brown Con
dra, Horace Golston, Edward Layne
Emmett Robertson and Prof. Kay.
Ask Mr.. Pete Hackworth where
he went Sunday.
Prof. Kay and his assistant, Mis-
. Sallie Barker, have taught yer,
successful school here this fall. Tn
attendance has been good so far.
Sequachee Valley news. (Sequachee [Sequatchie], Tenn.) 1896-1952, 1902-06-19

Friend went chestnut hunting Sunday.
They had just as many begger lice as
they could get back with.
There will be preaching at Sardis
Sunday at IL a. M, but whether by Rev.
Wheeler or the new pastor we do not
know.
Miss Mimic Cross says her guitar has
had bad case of the smallpox and we
believe it from the looks Of it.
Miss Sarah Ables has taken charge of
the school at this place, Miss Sarah is
we'll known by the little ones of this
place and they are glad to welcome her
back again.
Well, the sun Is going down and the
moon will have to rise so ] will bid you
adieu for this time. MOONLIGHT.
Sequachee Valley news. (Sequachee [Sequatchie], Tenn.) 1896-1952, 1902-06-19
THE BEST is The CHEAPEST. .

Not how cheap, but how good, is the
question.
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you are posted on all the important and
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and those should be the distinguishing
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Sequachee Valley news. (Sequachee [Sequatchie], Tenn.) 1896-1952, 1902-06-19
CEDAR SPRING.
Special to the News.

Special to the News,
Our school is progressing nicely and
will close Friday week. Our teachers
deserve recommendations from all the
patrons for the services they have rem
dered.
Miss Daisie Tatum and Miss Lizzie
Easterly, of New Hope, were the guests
of Mrs. L. P. Daniel Sunday.
Mrs. Mary Arnold and Mr.. Newton
Hachwortb, of Anderson, Tennessee, are
visiting their sister Mrs. Heron, who
is very sick at present.
AS have nothing of local nature to
write l will if you will pardon me, con-
fine the remainder of my article to
things pertaining to myself, Doubtless
many readers of the News and all, who
know me personally know that am
dissipated and a victim to strong drink.
This | only regret Only very short
time ago resolved to go to the city of
Chattanooga and Identity myself with
some business firm. So | went prompt
ed only by purest motives and best in
tentions. But when | arrived in the
city, being somewhat wearied with the
journey unthoughtedly stepped into
saloon only TO take refreshing drink,
but one drink taken, all the fires of my
being were all lighted up, and contin-
ned to drink until | found myself
drunk upon the. streets and of course
fell into the hands of policeman, and
was lodged at the police station to a.
wait the action of the Recorders Court,
where | was convicted of the crime of
being drunk on the streets and after
suffering the pangs of a loathsome cell
and paying my fine l found myself a.
I gain at liberty. Where is the justice
in the law that licenses men to sell this
liquid hell" and then Furnishes men
for drinking it? 1t seems unjust for
me for the appetite cannot be controll-
ed by the law, but l will not censure
nor critioise the city laws.
So with all the strength that could
muster l resolved to go to work and try
to carry out my former plans; but the
burden of shame and disgrace was SO
great that found it impossible to con-
tent myself at work so l decided to
come home and If there is one hallowed
and consecrated spot to which a way
ward boy may go when bereft of money
and friends it is to the home of his
childhood so came home and was re-
ceived there with kindness and hospi-
tality.
l am, or should be, at the very TIRES
hold of bright manhood, find myself
poor, unworthy, insignificant creature.
In every human conntenance / fear to
find an enemy, l shrink from the sight
OF human eyes, and feel that those
whom | once regarded as my best
friends have entirely forsalea me, Oh
can this be true?
Dear friends, give me one more chance
to redeem myself from the habit o
] strong drink. When look back ovel
my past life it all appears like a dream
r to me and when | look forward to this
: future all seems dark and desolate. S,
Sequachee Valley news. (Sequachee [Sequatchie], Tenn.) 1896-1952, 1902-06-19
VICTORIA
Special to the News.

tuesday nlghb az Sou MISS hlJtUlo
Mosier and Sam Curtis Of Little Sequa-
chez Cove We wish them much joy.
Misses Myrtle, Maud and Kate Bro
ply and Miss Kinda Prgmore were cal
ling on Miss Minnie Cross Sunday ev-
ening.
just ask Misses Kinda Prigmore and
Minnie Cross how they got over the
river bridge Tuesday evening.
C. w. Friend and win Gates went to
Whitwell Monday night.
WIN Long was calling on his best glrl
sunday.
]. b. Womack, John Beach and Dr.
j. r. Colt went hunting Thursday.
WIN Prigmore says he is going to
nut on his best looks sunday and call
his best girl. Wonder who she is.
Boys, you ought to have seen old
Moonlight Sunday evening taking
your girls and going chestnut hunting
Lookout, boys, or Moonlight will leave
you far behind.
Boys, II you want to keep on the goou
side Of your girl call on her at 1870 and
leave at $3.50.
Miss Kate Brophy says all the pleas
ures she sees is when she is singing
over the river faces we see.
We can't tell where Attic Lewis was
drowned Wednesday night as he has
not been seen since the party.
]. y. Womack to Chattanooga Mon
day and James Prigmore to Pikeville,
G. w. Friend says he will give the
boys and girls party Saturday night.
Wonder if they viii lax" Moonlight.
VIII Lewis went to Whitwell Mon
day. Wonder if Miss Sallie saw him.
Wonder why Miss Lethie Richardson
has quit Sunday school He is there
every Sunday, Lethie.
Miss Amanda jackson is evidently
looking forward to another Sunday ev'
ening.
Tom smith has fell in love with op
Sunday school. :,
Mr.. Avis Brown says he wants the
last Rose Of summer We.bope he will
get it.
James Prigmore looked displeaset
Sunday.
We can almost hear the wedding bell
again. We have but few girls in on
little town and if you are looking for
wife please don't come this way.
Pat jackson was trying to make tn
people think he was cold Monday morn
ing.
Say how was Saturday for Moon
light ramble, you could not see tn
moon for the stars.
A party of young folks started chest
nut bunting Sunday and turned it int
rabbit hunt,
G. w. Friend says ne has one of tn
finest milch cows in Tennessee.
Miss Minnie Cross says she was neve
left but once in her life and that wa
last Sunday evening.
Wonder il John Hamilton would Xix
to attend another party, We are goin
to try him and see. Be ready, Johnnie
w. E. Cross of Whitwell, was in tow
Monday looking for lost sheep,
The bridge crew is here again, but W
are not going to let them carry off a
our girls.
Miss Annie Rodges of Whitwell,
visiting her sister, Mrs. Bill Anderson
of this week.
Jack Webb, who has been very low
is reported better.
We wish Sam Curtis had stayed ava
from here and let our girls alone. "
are going to put out dead lines betwee
here and sequachee and here and VIII
well.
Lee Gates says tits hard to love al
can't be loved. ] can't say Lee, but
guess it is.
Three of our girls we're all lookiI
for one poor boy Sunday, but he stay'
away.
J. b. womack, viii Gates and Wi
- CANDY cATbIAEuc
Sequachee Valley news. (Sequachee [Sequatchie], Tenn.) 1896-1952, 1902-06-19
TO CURE A coin IN ONE DAY

Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets.
All druggists refund the money if it
fails to cure E. W. Groves signature
is on each box. 25c,
Sequachee Valley news. (Sequachee [Sequatchie], Tenn.) 1896-1952, 1902-06-19
Stops the Cough
and Works Off the Cold.

Laxative Bromo-Quinine Tablets cure
cold in one day. No Cure, No Pay.
Price 25 cents.
Sequachee Valley news. (Sequachee [Sequatchie], Tenn.) 1896-1952, 1902-06-19
The Best Prescription for Malaria

Chills and Fever is bottle Of GRovE's
TAsTELEss CHILL Tone. 1t is simply
iron and quinine in tasteless form
No cure-no pay. Price SOC.
Wallowa chieftain. [volume] (Joseph, Union County, Or.) 1884-1909, 1902-05-15
A FAMOUS STATUE.
The Curious Problem of the Missing
Arms of the Venus de Milo.

The Curious Problem of the Missing
Arms of the Venus de Milo.
Everybody knows the Venus de Milo
for everybody has seen copies Of the
beautiful stone goddess who stands in
the Louvre; but 10 one has ever seen
her arms or knows how they should be
placed. The statue was armless when
it was first found in MelOs, and no two
sculptors or archeologists have agreed
as to its proper restoration. A recent
discussion In the French and English
press has revealed the fact that sort
of tradition has grown up around the
famous relic, and that though 1t was
discovered less than a century ago.
there is the widest discrepancy in the
stories of its finding.
The existence of the statue" says
the London Graphic. was first made
known to the French government by
NJ Brest. French consul at Melos.
When it was brought away and placed
IN the Louvre the name of the gentle
man In charge of the work of trans.
DOIl4IS II W NdS p4dNf7h Oll tue ptutSldl,
but nothing was said Of NJ. Brest's
share in the matter. This made him
so indignant that be is said to have
exclaimed. I know where the arms Of
Venus de Milo are. but will never tell
It to any one and he died without re-
vealing the secret.
1T is curious that no one has the
slightest idea Of how her arms We're
placed. Over a score of suggested re-
constructions have been made and
are exhibited in side gallery In the
Louvre. One represents her holding an
apple another bearing a child In her
arms. and several artists have repre-
sented her as forming part of groups
There is little chance of the problem
ever being solved"
Wallowa chieftain. [volume] (Joseph, Union County, Or.) 1884-1909, 1902-05-15
JOKE ON FUNSTON.
The Man Who Tried 1t Was Sorry He
Didn't Select Someone Else.

The Man Who Tried IL Was Sorry He
Didn't Select Someone Else.
While Brig. Gen. Funston's command
was lying in camp nesr Manila a num-
Der Of recruits arrived from the West
ern States. One of the rockies, having
exhausted his supply of clean linen and
not having learned to be his own laun-
dress, asked a veteran where he could
get some washing done.
DO you see those tents over there
by that clump of treesI Well. so there
and inquire for Mr.. Funston. He's a
grouchy little chap; but If you talk
pleasantly to him he'll fix you up"
The recruit went as directed and dis
covered Gen. Funston walking up and
down in front of his tent dressed in
an old pair of khaki breeches and 4
regulation blue flannel army shirt.
Where can l tind Funston?" asked
the recruit.
My name Is Funston. What is it?'
Il want to get some clothes washed"
What. Who sent you to meT'
Billy Brown. over here in the Tenth
Cavalry"
Corporal of the guard" called Gen.
Funston.
The corporal came on run.
Young man." said Gen Funston to
the recruit who was seeking a lauh-
dryman. go with the corporal aud
show him Billy Brown. so that he can
bring him over here. And you come
with him and bring all the dirty clothes
you nave. All. remember-all,"
They departed and returned after
short absence with Billy Brown and a
huge load of shirts. socks, underwear,
and dirty linen generally.
SAID Gen. Funston to Billy Brewn:
Did you send this man here to have
his clothes waShedT'
Yes. sir; just for a joke"
For joke. eh. Well. all right.
like joke myself, and Wen carry this
one through. Corporal"'
'Ies, sir"'
Take this man Brown down to the
river and have him wash those clothes
carefully and return them to the own
er. See that he does the job up In good
style. And, by the way, corporal. If
you have any soiled clothes of your
own. or if any of your friends have.
just let Brown do them up for you"
Il think l can keep him busy for
some time. SIR
Con Funston resumed biS uaIt Chi
cago Tribune.