Windham County reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1901-1906, 1902-03-14

90 feel so little Like working today, =
remarked the stenographer, thar
remind myself Of a general in South
Africa.
why ike a general IN South At
rica2''
Because I regret 10 report. -
Washington Star.
did you know dat lar was mo ian
TWO hundred bones in de human anar-
omy p asked Miss Miami Brown
n didn't nebber igger on de exact
number, " answered EraStus Pirkley.
But Of eohse knowed by &c nicks in
ny razor DAT dev was fan fun ska -.
Washington Star
An uusophisticared old woman asked
a druggist the other day # he had any
soap.
Yes. ma'am." he replied. Dc
YOU want il scented or unscenCed .''
We'll. " she replied. 'hein IFS 80
small, I GUESS IN take il along with
NJ. New Orleans Timss-DenoCra-
T. vas evident that the obedisnr
lictIe maid was troubled.
Mamma insists that must rot see
YOU any more. " she said. regretfllly,
The resourceful young man only
smiled
well. " he replied. careIessly, If
she Is satisfied 20 have u meet II the
dark. am. Brooklyn Eagle.
The following letter came 70 Bill
vile citizen from far Mexico:
Dear Jim: | wish | WIZ il Of
Georgy. Last week 4 earthquake come
along an swall-red BeIsy-mg wife
an her mother"
The Georgia reply TO the above was
brief and expressive
Dear Bill I'm sellin' CUT all got
here. an txIu 10 move mice thare =
Atlantic Constitution.
Rev. Or. P. :. Henson was met by
friend in one Of the big department
stores while doing some shopping.
Good day. Doctor. what are you
doing herea'' be asked.
Dr.. Henson, who had been delayed
for some time, replied" can best an
swar your question with the words Of
the text, J0b xiv II. All the days 81
nv appointed time viii [ wait till ny
change comes. New York Times.
Archbishop Rvar's friends tell this
story Of his Grace The Arch bishop
vas abou- 20 take a train for Balrl-
more az the Broad Street Station when
a young man accosred him SAYING
Your face Is familiar. Where il hell
have seen yCu:''
I really don 2 know. % said the arch
bishop. hlan6ly What part # hell
30 you come from s"-Philadelpbia
Times.
\ guick wi-red wife j. better than
AZ accident insurance.. -espeC for
4 clergyman. The Rev. Clinton Locke
: a good man and a Chicago rector /
put be has his preferences. Reading
il the parl0r one taE az saw a woman
whom la particularly deCesCed coming
ID the steps. and led 20 his study
Half AZ hour after. h. came 20 the TOP
# the stairs and listened. All seemed
.uier and he called out
Has rha- horrible old bore gone
,et?"
She hadn't. but Mrs. Locke vas
.nough for -he situation.
oh. yes. dear, she said. she
vent ar hour ago. Mrs 4. Is here
low.
A small boy who lives az an impor-
ant railroad centre had been aCCuS- =
omad TO visiting the station aud max
~ friends with the officers Of the com
any. He persuaded his aunt 70 rlav
rain with him tie other day He ar
lnzec the chairs IN a line and then
aid; Now, you be engineer and III {
= conductor. Lend ne your va-ch |
nd get up 10 The cab. " He then hur- !
led down the platform. rimepiece II
and
Pull our. you red-heaied. pie-taced !
Is. " he shouted 70 the d=rcnished r
lung woman. Why. Willie" she ex- y
aimed in acaZemenC.
&c That's right. chew the rag. he re- u
1rted. Pull our. We are five min 2
-es late already. T.
That boy Is not allowed % fracerrize .
ith railroad men any mora New -
ork Sun.