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Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1902-01-14

Order is heavens first law, but it is
the disorder on earth that enables the
lawyers to get three square meals a
day
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1902-01-14

Fortunate is the man who learns a
lesson from the experience of his
neighbor.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1902-01-14

Difference of opinion is the greatest
common divisor. !.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1902-01-14

It occasionally happens that mans
best friend Is the one who assists him
home.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1902-01-14

Life is joke just as long as you are
the joker.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1902-01-14

Poverty frequently brings change
of landlords.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1902-01-14

Man is a two-legged animal who
tries to work all the other animals for
Lying.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1902-01-14
Mems Fancy Shirts at S9c Each.
Originally $1.25 and $1.5O.

Originally rs and 81 50
collection, mostly fancy Percales, though a
number of white shirts are included; all
sizes from "A to 1711. Every shirt IN the
lot made to sell for $1.25 to 81 so; now
80C.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1902-01-14

When two acknowledgement it is
merely a sage brush.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1902-01-14

The man who is not in love with his
work never draws very lofty salary.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1902-01-14

Probably Delilah was afraid Samp
son might be getting ready to tackle
football.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1902-01-14

IF troubled with week digestion,
belchiDg, sour stomach, or if you feel
dull after eating, try Chamberlain
Stomach and Liver Tablets. Price, %
cents. Samples free at all druggists.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1902-01-14
@ a. - gs

If a woman is heartless it is the fault
of some man. Il
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1902-01-14

Occasionally love is the beginning of
a job lot of trouble.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1902-01-14

You can repair worn out loves, but
you can't restore them.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1902-01-14

The cream of society in Boston is
probably cold cream.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1902-01-14

After all, the only thing really wor
living for is old age.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1902-01-14

If certain people always tell the
truth it matters not about certain ones.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1902-01-14
Fine C|Othinp Reduced.

stock righting movement in our clothing stock
better for throw these surplus suits in the street
than to let you have at the low price named below
and call them regular $500 and $3.50 suits If
they were wer not worth $500 and $3.50. And SO
this offering brings decisive and certain economy to the
who is particular about his clothes. The collec
ton includes fancy Cheviots Cassimeres and neat
Worsreads---about hundred suits that have been
unmatched values and Sly so are be sold for
$1,000 per Suit.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1902-01-14

A man never has any use for another
man who is as vain at himself.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1902-01-14

An old bachelor is man who is too
ate for the fair.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-02-13
CHURCH AND ARMY TALES.

DR.. Edward King, the venerated and
sanity bishop of Lincoln, in England, is
now much advanced in years and some
what infirm. Recently he has been visit
ing Bournemouth for his health, and r.
p. OConnor, in his m. A. p" tells the
following story of the venerable prela te :
visit to that seaside health resort: After
resting for some time one afternoon on a
seat on the Parade the bishop desired
to move, but owing to his age and in
A kind hearted little girl of the town
noticed his trouble and ran up, saying:
"OE, let me help you"
The good bishop beamed on the child
with one of his sweetest smiles, and the
smile of the bishop is very sweet in
deed. You are a dear little maiden, he
said, but l do not think you are strong
enough"
why, bless you, sir was the reply.
I've often helped up daddy when he was
a sight worse drunk than you are
O'Connor says the truth of this story is
youched for by canon Of Ely, so it must
be true.
A story of Gen. Sir Charles Tucker
is not quite so good, but is we'll authenti-
Gated. The general was on his way out
to India, when he founl that there was
another Gen. Tucker on board the ship
army AS The p. and o. boat came along
side to land passengers at Port Said and
the gangWay was crowded a woman was
overheard to say to ner companion: My
dear, there are two Gen. fuckers aboard,
! hear. Can You point out to me which
is which?' This was said in the hear-
ing of the bluff general, who was stand
ing right in frcnt of them.
Turning Sharply around and pointing to
the other Tucker he said: Madame, that
is the Salvation Tucker; l, in contradis-
tlnction am known as the Damnation
Tucker
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-02-13
CHORUS OF APPROVAL
MINNESOTA BUTTERMAKERS IN.
DORSE NATIONAL CON-
TEST IDEA
GREAT EDUCATIONAL VALUE
Will Boom the Dairy Industry of
the Whole Country and Slim
uIate Improved
Methods.

1T would be a lasting disgrace to the
dairy interests of the country if the
proposed national butter contest fell
through because the requisite 500 exhib-
itors failed to apply for entry. 1 have
no doubt tEat it will be a 60 Minnesota
has already come TO the front nobly in
the matter, presenting as many appli-
cants up to date as Illinois, Wisconsin,
Kansas, Nebraska and Iowa combined.
If the other states do as well as Mime
sofa the contest is assured, and it will
be the greatest thing for the dairy inter
ests of the country that ever happened .
So says M. p. Mortenson, of Stockholm,
one Of the Minnesota creamery men who
has signfied his intention of entering the
competition. Other Minnesota butter
makers write in the same strain to Dairy
Commissioner Mcconnell.
a. L. Radle, of Viola, one CT the pre-
mier butter makers of Minnesota, VINO
has taken prizes at Buffalo and elsewhere,
is an enthusiastic supporter of the pro-
posed scheme He says: Il am glad
to put my name down as one of the COM
petitors in this contest | am sure Min
nesota will more than do her share in
making it a great success. Great good
will come to the butter interests of the
state II this contest is held. 1t will give
our butter makers an opportunity to
compare methods with the representative
men of the profession from all the states
of the Union, which will be very helpful
If we make a good showing the advey-
Using which the Minnesota butter indus
try Will receive will be invaluable All
the. creamery men of my section. OF the
state are in for the contest"
H. r. Bulls, of Elgin, which town has
as great a reputation for its butter as
any town of it's size in the United States,
has entered the contest, and will do his
best to arouse enthusiasm for the project.
He says: II should like 10 see this ma
tionaI contest idea so successful as TO
establish it as a permanent annual VEN
ture. 1t would mean a great deal to the
dairy industry of the entire country. /
can think of nothing that would give a
greater impetus to the Improvement Of
methods in butter making 1t would put
us all to the test and keep us hustling to
nla--Ttain our place in the front ranks
Such a national competition would be
productive of benefits, the financial profit
of which cannot be oVerestima ted.
c. A. SorensOn, of Fairfield, says: You
may count me in on this contest Mime
sofa must not take a back seat i'll this
movement. Our monthly state contests
have been of great advantage to us, and
this national contest will be of even
greater benefit"
So the idea is taking far and wide
through Minnesota, with every indication
that Minnesota will continue to furnish
as many applicants as ali the other
Western states combined
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-02-13
is NOT AN EASY TASK
SELECTION OF MINNESOTA CANDI-
DATES FOR HALL OF FAME.

Minnesota is to be represented by two
names in the Louisiana purchase eXpCsl-
ton hall of fame. Circulars have been
sent to the leading newspapers of the
state and to various semi-pubhc civic
organizations, such as the commercial
club, asking that suggestions 1e made,
but there has been no way of bringing all
these agencies together in the indorse-
ment Of the same tw o. and in all prob
ability the state legislature will be asked
to name the two men to be honored
The State Editorial association meets
in Minneapolis next week, and as sug-
gestions have been asked for. it is pos
sible that the association will request the
legislature to take the matter up a gem
eral belief being expressed that no other
body could handle the problem so as to
represent the entire state
The living are not eligible but beyond
this fact little is known here of the St
Louis plan. Whether it is the intention
to have men of national prominence Sc
lected or whether the st. Louis authors
ties wish Minnesota to name the two
men who have done most for the de-
velopment of the state irrespective of ma
tional affairs, has not been divulged, and
this has complicated the matter of Sc
lection. However, of the suggestions all
ready made Cushman K Davis is given
place in most instances. The late Gov
j. S. Pillsbury is a favorite. Other names
suggested are-Gen Henry Fl. Sibley, Ig-
natius Donnelly William Window, the
Right Rev. Henry B. Whipple ant Henry
M. Rice.
Members of the legislature are divided
on the advisabihty of the legislatures
attempting to name two from this list
of eligibles.
Senator George P. Wilson says:
1 am of the opinion that unless it be-
comes necessary for the legislature to
take this matter up, it would not be
prudent to do so. Any such attempt
would, in my opinion, result in a hight
between the friends of the ifferent men
whose names might be suggested; and
such a proceeding would certainly be I'M
dignifed, while it might easily be lis
graceful l believe that Minnesota should
make the selection, and not leave it to
the exposition authorities at st. Louis;
but 1 scarcely think the legislature is
the body to do it,
Senator E. G.. Potter-I think the plan
of entrusting Ills selection to the legis-
lature is a good one. l don't know where
you could f1nd better representative
body; and the fact that the final decis-
lon would rest with men from every part
of the state would lessen the likelihood
of the selection. being affected by local
pride. My first choice would be Cushman
K. Davis After that ] am in doubt and
would have to think the matter over
very carefully.
Senator E. E. Smith-It would be a
happy solution of the difficulty to leave
the matter to the legislature. / suppose
people might say it is none of the legis-
lature's business; but | can think Of no
better plan for insuring a satisfactory
selection. Personally my choice would be
Davis and Donnelly
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-02-13
CHEAPER TO PAWN TT.

A pawnbroker with a shop uptown
thinks that after all there may be some
thing new under the sun, although the
adage says differently
= "A man wearlr g a rather handsome fur
lined overcoat same into my store yes
terday," said he one day last week, ''and
after removing his outside coat handed
1t over to be put in pawn.
suppose you'll allow me dollar
on it, won't your" he asked
Il said that he could have that much
and more, too, If he wanted it. He de-
clined anything above a dollar advance
on. the garment, and after getting it
went away. On the evening of the same
day he came back for his coat, and asked
how much the interest on the loan would
be- I told him cents. This he paid,
and as he was going away said to him:
beg your pardon, but do you mind
telling me why, you put that coat in
pawn and took it out on the same day?'
Certainly I'll tell YOU said he, grin
ming mischievously. I merely wanted to
check my coat for safekeeping for the
day. At the Grand Central station par
eel room they wanted 10 cents. but you
kindly did it for 3. That's ALL New
York Tribune
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-02-13
IN ANNUAL CONVENTION
Y. VI. c. a WILL MEET AT NORTH
FIELD TO-DAY.

The twenty-eighth annual convention OF
the Minnesota Y. M. c. A. will open
this evening at Mortified. A large Twin
City delegation leave today to attend
The complete programme is:
Thursday Eyening--Song service, male
quartette; appointment of committees on
nominations and credentials; address,
Dean w. S. Pattee, LII. D.
Friday Morning., devotional service;
9;l5 permanent organization; reports
from associations; review or reports, c.
X. Ober, field secretary, Chicago; re-
ports of state chairman and treasurer;
II, Bible hour, John r. Sampey, D. D.,
Southern Baptist Theological seminary,
Louisville, Ky.
Friday afternoon-2, Bible hour, DR..
john r. Sampey; 3, section conferences,
Cd college delegates, Frederick D. Tuck
er, state school of agriculture, presiding
w j. Parker, intercollegiate secretary,
Ihicago, conducting the discussion;
Spiritual Opportunities in Schools and
Colleges (a) Personal Bible Study and
Growth" Prof. Tucker; (b) Personal
Dealing With Men, w. J. Parker, Chi
cago; (c) Adequate Facilities and Social
Life" p. A. Hanson, secretary univer-
Sity association: Id "A knowledge Of
the Regions Beyond c. X. ODER, Chi
cago; (2) city railroad and district dele
gates, j. M, Anderson, Minneapolis, pre-
siding; F. H Burt. state secretary Mis-
souri,, conducting discussions; 1.-The Place
of the Bible i'll Our Association" C. K
ODefp chicago; The Boy, w. q. Cart
Itch, secretary boys department, Mime
apolis; 1.-The Significance of Our Associa-
ton Membership Phil Bevis, general
secretary, Duluth.
Friday evening-7:30, song service; THE
Twenty Century's Appeal to Young Men, y
(a), I'm Student Centers," W. J. Parker;
Cbl, ''In City and Railway Centers," F. II.
Burt.
Saturday Mornings, Bible hour. DR.. J.
r. Sampey; $3.50, Systematic Giving the
Hope of the Christian Church." w. N.
Carroll, Minneapolis; 1905, Our Oppor-
tunity and the Young Men of Mime
sota,' F. H. Burt; 1910, report commit
tee on state committees report; 1915,
"A Christian and His Stewardship" G..
K. ODER.
Saturday Afternoon-2 Bible hour. DR..
J. r.; Sampey; 8, "A Worldwide Pur-
pose," c. K. Ober; $3.50, 1.-The Associa-
tons Appeal for the Young Men in
Rural Districts" S. w. Douglas, secre-
tary Dodge county: 4, committee reports.
Saturday Eyening-7:30, song service
railroad night, George P Lyman, assist
ant general passenger and ticket agent
OF the Chicago, Burlington & Quincy rail-
way, st. Paul, presiding; George D. Nc
Din, Omaha, railroad secretary interna-
tlonal committee, in charge of pro-
gramme; officials, employees and trainmen
will participate.
Sunday Morning., quiet hour. w. +
Parker; ), mass meeting for men, G. w.
Mcclure, railway engineer, Atchison. To-
peka q Santa Fe railway, Topeka.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-02-13
JUNIOR PIONEERS MEET
HAVE A GALA TIME AND TAKE IN
NEW MEMBERS.

The regular meeting of the Junior
Pioneers Association was held last night
at the Elks' hall in the Lowry Arcade.
The meeting was well attended Charles
l. Johnson, p. H. Murphy, P. joseph
Leffeholz and Augustus H Schlick were
taken into membership. The committee
on membership presented applications
from the following: j. c. LaDue, E. P.
Brown, Fred 9. Summerfeld, Edward J.
Murnane, Clarence DeMonterville. P. ].
Ellsworth, William Ellsworth, J. H. Du-
bard, William f. Premier, J. N Rogers.
Joseph Smits, Nick Waggoner Adolph
q. Sehmaith and c. F. Schmaith. These
men will be taken in and initiated at
the next meeting of the association.
+ After the business meeting an interest
Ing and enjoyable social programme was
given consisting of musical specialties
dances and speeches. The feature of
the programme was four round boxing
bout between Pat Ebb and Tom Camp
bell.
The entertainment committee made a
report of the receipts at the ball given in
the Armory few weeks ago. The re-
port showed that the association netted
$217 from the affair.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-02-13
DEMOCRATIC VICTORY
o. H. o'NEILe TEII;s FOURTH
WARDERS 1T SIN PILE AIR.

A meeting of the Democratic commit
teemen Of the Fourth ward was held
last night at Pfeifer's hail. Eighth and
Wapasha streets Ito perfect the organiza-
uon OF the ward. There's a good
attendance at the meeting and the re-
ports from each precincts showed that
the committees were NEARLY full A hist
OF election judges as selected by the diff
ferent precinct committees was pre-
scented and recommended to the county
central committee
Assistant County Attorney O. H
y Neil who is a candidate for nominal
tlon for municipal Judge, was present
ana delivered an address on the new pri-
mary law. He explained the various de-
talls OF the law and then took up the
political situation in St Paul He was
quite optimistic in his views of the exist
ing conditions and in the signs of the
times could read nothing but victory for
the party at the coming election. Mr.
y Nelis address was well received and
many of those present asked questions
relatlVe TO the operation of the law
IhomaS Daggett, K. TODD and Duncan
ConneH spoke upon the principles of the
democratic party in general and upon
the questions involved in the next cam
palgn IN particular. The meeting from
the beginning was an enthusiastic one
and indicated that great deal of energy
Will be expended in the campaign in the
Fourth ward.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-02-13
VACATION is OPPOSED
Committee TO GIVE HEARING on
YACHTING sTARkEY STREET.

The committee on streets of the board
OF aldermen will give a hearing on the
proposed vacation of starkey street, be-
tween Fairfield and Fillmore streets. for
the benefit of the Stickney Manufactur-
ing company, whose works abut one side
of the street
The assembly gave their approval to
the vacation on a consideration Of sldO
being paid into the treasury, but ad-
Jcining property owners have since en-
tered protest and asked for a hear
ing.
Any grading that the street has re-
ceived. the Stickney company and the
Great WESTERN Railroad company claims
to have paid for, but those protesting say
that they hold assessment receipts Tor
the same work
Assemblyman Wheeler has been active
IN an effcrt to secure the vacation Of the
street claiming that the company is
the West side, and should be given all
the help possible.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-02-13
MANDARIN OF THE
Precious Ruhv CLASH

An illustrious Chinese Mandarin was
put on the famous American food. Crane
Nuts, and he and his wife cured of stom-
ach and kidney trouble and heart dis
order after he, in particular, had been
pronounced by his physician incurable
His letter is written by his Interpreter
and signed with his Chinese Signature
1t recites: For three years I was under
the care of the best physicians in Russia
Germany, France, America, as well as
my own country 1 had tried baths and
water cures almost without number.
grew worse until finally my physician
pronounced me incurable, and 1 was
doomed to die in from. three to six
months
A friend prevailed upon me to change
my food and take up Grape Nuts. This
l did more to crafty my friend than
from any benefit 1 expected, but within
twenty -four hours the results were SC
gratifying as to astoEish and delight my
self and family.
My improvement continued without re-
lapse until at the end Of three months
was well and sounds weighed more and
was stronger and had a better appetite
and more perfect digestion than at any
other time in my life
My wife was also "a victim Of serious
fered for several years. She has been re-
stored to good. robust health by the use
of Grape-Nuts.
/ have recommended it in about half a
dozenrfamilies, and 1t has never failed to
benefit. I will be pleased to reply to all
letters having stamped envelope in
closed" PAX Cav MIN, Mandarin of the
Ruby Button, Member of the Literati,
Magistrate Of the Order Of the Manchus-
ian Crane, Order of the Girdle of the
Jade and Precious Ruby Clasp, Servant
to His Imperial Majesty the Son Of
Heaven, ETC., etc.
His interpreter and secretary, e. Per-
-civale Baker, adds to the letter: II am ia
n1iliar with all the facts related by Prof
PAX and know them to have been mod
erately stated l also, and my family,
have received much benefit from the use
Of Grape Nuts
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-02-13
In Labor;'s Field.

There was good attendance at the
meeting of the Steam Engineers union
last night, President Van Allen in the
chair. A resolution from the officers of
the re-enactment of the Chinese exclusion
law was read, and the delegates to the
Trades and Labor assembly We're in
structed TO present 1t to that body at it's
meeting Friday night. H. Korne was
appointed member of the examining
committee, vice r. c. Lehman, retired.
The secretary was directed to notify all
members hereafter by postal card of the
date of the regular meetings The re-
ceipts OF the meeting We're $31; disburse-
mentS $3.50
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-02-13
WHERE GOLD DIDN'T GO.

There are places in New York where
gold will not always pay ones way. A
and a 81 so gold piece in HIS pocket climb
ed the stairs at one of the elevated sta
tons Of the Ninth avenue line, on hts
way down town. He was In hurry, and,
pulling the gold piece which was Of the
year 1899 and in perfect condition, from
his pocket, he clapped it down on the
ticket agents shelf. The agent picked it
up, looked at 1t curiously moment
and then handed 1t back.
Cant take that"
why not?" was asked quickly
II haven't any scales to weigh 1t with .
well, have / got to walk down town
because you haven't a scales?'
II can't help that. My orders are not
to take gold without weighing it. You
can get 1t changed down on the corner"
Down went the man to the street again
and readily obtained bills and silver for
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-02-13
LABOR NOTES.

The following unions will meet at Fed
GRAFTON hall tonight: Brieklayers. Stone
cutters, Cigarmakers. Allied Printing
Trades council, Broommakers and Steam
filters
The Railway Carmen held their regular
meeting last night with a large attend
ance. The regular order of business was
disposed Of
The annual ball of the Hack and Cab
Drivers union will be held on Monday
evening at Mozart hall.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-02-13

The university debating board this
morning considered a9l5appeal by two high
schools of the state for a settlement of
differekces. The LIE Sueuf and st. Peter
high schools, members of the State
High School Debating league, debated a
short time since, and to lie Sueur was
awarded the decision. st. Peter appealed,
saying its team was not allowed to use
certain charts, and mad thus lost the de-
bate. The university board decided in
favor OF LIE Sucur on the ground that St.
Peter had not objected to the exclusion
of the charts before the debate was held.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-02-13
ST. PAUL STORE:
428 WABASHA STREET, cor. 9Th 81.

the gold piece. He afterward learned
that the Manhattan Elevated Railway
company does not object TO taking gold
coins when it is evident that they are
not counterfeits and they are in good
condition. 1t does object, however, to
receiving coins that have become so light
in weight by use that they will not be
received at the subtreasury at their face
value, and has rule to that effect. This
particular agent is supposed to have been
new man who interpreted the rules too
literally. The company does not provide
the stations with scales for weighing
&c Id but does weigh it at the main office,
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