davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
The Honolulu republican. [volume] (Honolulu, T.H.) 1900-1902, 1902-01-01
saleful ignorance.

Little Willie-Paw. where is the
Isthmus of Panama?
Father-Th' Isthmus of Panama.
Willie, Do you mean 10 tell me that
YOU have been studying grammar two
years and you don't know where the
lsthmus OF Panama is? II you amt
able to conjugate the Isthmus OF Pan
anna for me by tomorrow night I'll
make you go 10 bed at six O'Clock. -
Ohio State Journal
The Honolulu republican. [volume] (Honolulu, T.H.) 1900-1902, 1902-01-01
Much More Effective.

Stepmother (entering village school
with a whipl-My boy tells me YOU
broke your cane across his back YES
terday,
Schoolmaster turning palel-Well.
III NAV have struck harder than |
intended. but
Stepmother-I thought I'd make
you a present of tais whip. You'll
find it'll last longer and ohim more
good,-Stray Stories.
The Honolulu republican. [volume] (Honolulu, T.H.) 1900-1902, 1902-01-01
Books and Pictures.

p. A. Perry is moving his large stock
81 fine books and pictures TO the
ground floor storeroom OF the stan
genwsld building. Merchant street,
and the goods will be ready in new
quarters on Thursday morning. Mr..
Perry and Mr.. Mariner are TO return
10 the States on the China, sailing
January Goth. and ii is their intention
10 take all unsold stock with them. so
i will be seen that less than three
weeks Of this unusual sale remain
The Honolulu republican. [volume] (Honolulu, T.H.) 1900-1902, 1902-01-01
Nurohv club watch Meeting,

The watch night meeting at the
Murphy Club was a grand success.
over loo people were present and en-
ioyed the good things which were
served by the ladies' auxiliary. At
II o'clock the members paraded the
streets with their orchestra and took
hack 10 Their rooms a number OF
friendless and homeless people. Ten
persons signed the pledge.
The Honolulu republican. [volume] (Honolulu, T.H.) 1900-1902, 1902-01-01

Once upon a time Madison avenue
private dwelling was talking over ths
hack fence 20 a Fifth avenue apart
mcnt
You make great pretensions.@ said
the apartment, ~on account OF your ex-
elusiseness. bat understand that am
or the stylish avenue OF the metropolis
and command u rental OF $500 4
year. while you are worth only 5000. 4"
Yet" answered the house. You sre
a fat
MOral--wealth docs not change the
character.
The Honolulu republican. [volume] (Honolulu, T.H.) 1900-1902, 1902-01-01
An item for the Newsboxs.

Today, boys, begins our paper sell
ing contest for the silver watch.
Don't fail TO try nd win ii. Come up
to the Office and give your name in.
A strict account will be taken OF all
papers taken out and returned and on
Friday. the 31st, the boy who tops the
list will reveive the watch.
Begin your New Year by getting
after a good watch-it costs you moth
inc
The Honolulu republican. [volume] (Honolulu, T.H.) 1900-1902, 1902-01-01
hawaiian Hotel Arrivals.

Arrivals at the Hawaiian Hotel yes
terdsy were J. Clarence Harvey.
New York City; Arthur c. Pell. New
York: u. Clark. New Zealand: A. J.
Willis. England: Fred f Baume,
Auckland. y. O.; Karl Tolmes. Jr..
New York.
The Honolulu republican. [volume] (Honolulu, T.H.) 1900-1902, 1902-01-01
Two Reasons for Secrecy,

Mrs. wiggsy-That family who
have moved in next door must be
either very rich or very poor.
Wiggsy-Whv 500
Mrs. Wiggsy-Thsir furniture was
all done up in sheets and blankets.
and don't know whether IL was done
TO hide its shabhiness or TO protect
it's beauty.-Strav Stories.
The Honolulu republican. [volume] (Honolulu, T.H.) 1900-1902, 1902-01-01
Really VERY Simple.

Teacher saws that boom cant bs
compared" sad the little one.
Can it, asked her mother.
why, CT course" was the reply
Positive. boom. comparative. boom
er;; superlative. boomerang.
Correct" said her father. prompt.
ly.-Chicago Post.
The Honolulu republican. [volume] (Honolulu, T.H.) 1900-1902, 1902-01-01
NEW BILL AT oRPHEUM.
Strictly Vaudeville Program is Pro
missed for Tonight.

missed for Tonight.
There viii be a complete change of
bin tonight at the Orpheum and a gala
time is promised
The program is to be strictly a vau-
sevilie one and some good things will
be given. Hogan will appear as well
as the McClains and the quartette
As there will be a large holiday
crowd. It is advisable 10 secure seats
early. There will also be a matinee
this afternoon
The Honolulu republican. [volume] (Honolulu, T.H.) 1900-1902, 1902-01-01
Police Arrests.

Included in the arrests made yes
terday hy the police department were
the following: Peepe. needless driv-
ing; All Tai An Sing. Asi and p.
Thomas. gambling: ]. Cavanaugh
Spechman. ostela and Pehai. drunken.
nesS
The Honolulu republican. [volume] (Honolulu, T.H.) 1900-1902, 1902-01-01
BREAKING the News to Him.

Ethel am going TO be married
in December.
John twho has been calling rega-
larry. for two years. but who hasn't
venturedl-Grest Scott, Who 10.
Ethel tsweetly1-you.-Stray Sto-
rics
The Honolulu republican. [volume] (Honolulu, T.H.) 1900-1902, 1902-01-01

Writer. find I have just enough
money 70 paw for the dinner. but |
have nothing in the way OF . tip for
ycurSelf"
Let me add up the bin again.
-.
The Honolulu republican. [volume] (Honolulu, T.H.) 1900-1902, 1902-01-01
LIGHT AND BRIGHT.

Pittsburg Chronicle: James j.
Jeffries is a bird" said an enthusi-
astic partisan.
Yes. bird" added the other
chap.
The Honolulu republican. [volume] (Honolulu, T.H.) 1900-1902, 1902-01-01

Chicago Tribune: Cold, proud fic
kle girl! Last week you smiled your
sweetest at me. Now you seem &c
be trying to look me down."
Because. sir. | have looked you
up
The Honolulu republican. [volume] (Honolulu, T.H.) 1900-1902, 1902-01-01

Stringent measures are TO be TAX 4
10 put down drinking al Maori NEST
iugs. which frequeuty are mere drunk
en- orgies.
The Honolulu republican. [volume] (Honolulu, T.H.) 1900-1902, 1902-01-01

Timothy Mitchell, miner, was Sc
verely mutilated bv dynamite at Ca
Dor. and died shortly afterwards.
The Honolulu republican. [volume] (Honolulu, T.H.) 1900-1902, 1902-01-01
Lnateur orchestra rcd.

The Amateur Orchestra has promis-
ed TO play during the lunch at the Y.
NJ. c. a. New Years reception
The Honolulu republican. [volume] (Honolulu, T.H.) 1900-1902, 1902-01-01

Campbell. the Br' shane plague pa
dent. is progressing fsvorably towards
recovery.
The Honolulu republican. [volume] (Honolulu, T.H.) 1900-1902, 1902-01-01

Somerville Journal: Binks-When
you get angry. do you always stop TO
count 100?
Winks-Lord. no. | should be coun-
ting half the time.
The Honolulu republican. [volume] (Honolulu, T.H.) 1900-1902, 1902-01-01

The New Zealand Cabinet has de-
sidered to send an eighth contingent
of 1000 men to South Africa.
The Honolulu republican. [volume] (Honolulu, T.H.) 1900-1902, 1902-01-01

At Albury the wheat yield will be
much less than at first anticipated,
owing to rust which has also affected
the crops al. Gundaeai considerable
At Wellington 81 head of cattle died
of hoven, from eating thistles.
The Honolulu republican. [volume] (Honolulu, T.H.) 1900-1902, 1902-01-01

The German cruiser AoeSe. which
arrived from the Bismarck Archipela
go. reports that az one time more
than half the crew were fever stTick-
en-.
The Honolulu republican. [volume] (Honolulu, T.H.) 1900-1902, 1902-01-01
CLASSIFIED ADVERTISEMENTS

Classified Idrsrfisessssts n tAis coIsas
srsli Be- asserted % 10 eesfs Eias frEf
sasersiSs:, 5 eeats . kss sscani iaser-
tsoR; - esnts per BAG per Hssk: SIS
essss pr kss ssre seeks. sAS 80 cssss
PER bse per ssSsfk.
The Honolulu republican. [volume] (Honolulu, T.H.) 1900-1902, 1902-01-01
Slows Brioade Drill.

Drill viii Dc resumed st the Boys
Brigade Clubs after January .
The Honolulu republican. [volume] (Honolulu, T.H.) 1900-1902, 1902-01-01

Superintsrde-t Sa7dersou. Of Bath
urst. who has charge Of the western
district. Is. since tn death OF Super
intendeut Read the olds~t member OF
the New South Wales police force.
The Honolulu republican. [volume] (Honolulu, T.H.) 1900-1902, 1902-01-01

Experiments in the matter OF cure
for inebrietv are to be conducted in
Melbourne. under a board.
The Honolulu republican. [volume] (Honolulu, T.H.) 1900-1902, 1902-01-01

The sum OF $50 foot has recently
been paid for land n w.ckham-street,
Brisbane.
The Honolulu republican. [volume] (Honolulu, T.H.) 1900-1902, 1902-01-01

Philadelphia Press: Stubbs-I do
wish we could do something 20 intro
duce our meritorious paintings 20
public notice.
Scribbs-Well. let's take adjoining
studios and give hop"
The Honolulu republican. [volume] (Honolulu, T.H.) 1900-1902, 1902-01-01

Mr.. McCuIIOch. Y ctorian Minister
for Public Works. thinks that the
Commonwealth Government should at
once offer England 5000 men on the
same terms as TIE last and so show
the Germans that Eng'snd is not rely-
ing on 2 broken reed"
The Honolulu republican. [volume] (Honolulu, T.H.) 1900-1902, 1902-01-01

Cleveland Plain Dealer: Il see
that a member of New York's Mil
lionaires' club was detected in the
act of cheating at cards.
How sad that seems. And how
true it is that the rich have their
temptations as well as the poor
The Honolulu republican. [volume] (Honolulu, T.H.) 1900-1902, 1902-01-01

At Perth CIV. Al an attempt IS be
ing mad 10 enforce the provisions OF
the Vaccination Act.
The Honolulu republican. [volume] (Honolulu, T.H.) 1900-1902, 1902-01-01

FOR SALE-FurnIture OF nefs Groom
house. Complete in every detail
House can be rented. Possession
given on or before Feb. IL desired.
Address X. this Office
The Honolulu republican. [volume] (Honolulu, T.H.) 1900-1902, 1902-01-01

Proceedings taken by the yelling
ton IN. ~ authorities over the wreck
OF the Ariadne yacht are still drag
ging on.
The Honolulu republican. [volume] (Honolulu, T.H.) 1900-1902, 1902-01-01
WANTED.

MISUNDERSTANDING. experienced
subscription eanvGssers. liberal In
Gucsments. Apply Business Once
Republican.
The Honolulu republican. [volume] (Honolulu, T.H.) 1900-1902, 1902-01-01
DIR. HARTLEY
OFF TO COAST
sHTILIoUoR WORKERS TO TAKE
VERY ACTIVE PART IN
POLITICS.

eres, TEMPERANCE Conference VIII
Soon Sc Held Here-Anti-ssIoon
League VIII Fight for the Adoo-
ton Of an Amended oisPensary
BfiI-Wcrkers in Hilo.
The Honolulu republican. [volume] (Honolulu, T.H.) 1900-1902, 1902-01-01

There is 2 movement OF foot TO ar
range the Adjournment # the House OF
Representatives on Saturday at mid
day. thus allowing members TO leave
on Saturday afternoon.
The Honolulu republican. [volume] (Honolulu, T.H.) 1900-1902, 1902-01-01

The Public Health Department has
informed the Narrabri Stock Board
that the incubation of rabbits with
microbes has not proved practical or
a large scale.
The Honolulu republican. [volume] (Honolulu, T.H.) 1900-1902, 1902-01-01

Someryille Journal: Belle-Did
you ever faint dead away?
Nell-Yes. NV father gave me a
SEQ gold piece once.
The Honolulu republican. [volume] (Honolulu, T.H.) 1900-1902, 1902-01-01
FOR SALE.

FOR SALE-The furniture and fur
nishiugs of seyen-room cottage on
Kinau street. near Alapai. Apply A.
a. Republican CffcF.
The Honolulu republican. [volume] (Honolulu, T.H.) 1900-1902, 1902-01-01

Farmers at Barwang are offering is
and SIS per day and rations for labor
ers. and fail TO obtain them.
The Honolulu republican. [volume] (Honolulu, T.H.) 1900-1902, 1902-01-01
Latest News From Colonies

Campbell. the Brisbane plague pa
tient. is progressing fsvorzbiy towards
recovery.
Stringent measures are TO be taken
10 put down drinking al Maori meet
ings. which frequent are mere drunk
en- orgies.
The German cruiser AoeSe. which
arrived from the Bismarck Archipsla
than half the crew were fever stTick-
en-
Experiments in the matter OF cure
for inebrietv are to be conducted in
Melbourne. under a board.
At Perth CIV. Al an attempt IS be
ing mad 10 enforce the provisions OF
the Vaccination Act.
The Public Health Department has
informed the Narrabri Stock Board
that the incubation of rabbits with
microbes has not proved practical or
large scale.
Il Is expected that the Pacific cable
will reach New Zealand about Mar
The Australian Natives Association
has forwarded TO the Federal Govern.
ment a resolution congratulating il
for having refused to allow the new
commandment of the military forces TO
import officers for the various posi-
tons under him. The association high
w approves also OF the appointment of
an Australian resident to the com
mand or the forces in the State of New
South Wales.
Victoria is about to make big fight
TO secure all the Riverina trade for
Melbourne. which at present comes to
sydney.
At Albury the wheat yield will be
much less than at first anticipated,
owing to rust which has also affected
the crops at Gundagai considerably.
At Wellington 81 head of cattle died
of hoven, from eating thistles.
The New Zealand Cabinet has de-
sidered to send an eighth contingent
of 1000 men to South Africa
The Honolulu republican. [volume] (Honolulu, T.H.) 1900-1902, 1902-01-01

Victoria is about to make big fight
TO secure all the Riverina trade for
Melbourne. which at present comes to
Sydney.
The Honolulu republican. [volume] (Honolulu, T.H.) 1900-1902, 1902-01-01

In West Australia the State credit
balance for the year is e24,6S2.
The Honolulu republican. [volume] (Honolulu, T.H.) 1900-1902, 1902-01-01

a ROYAL Commission is TO be sent
from SYDNEY to England. the Cont
nent. and America. 10 collect informa-
ton respecting the different educa-
tional systems.
The Honolulu republican. [volume] (Honolulu, T.H.) 1900-1902, 1902-01-01

Il is expected thst the Pacific cable
will reach New Zealand about Mar h
The Honolulu republican. [volume] (Honolulu, T.H.) 1900-1902, 1902-01-01

The War Office hos agreed to recog-
nize Australian millers, which. &C
cording 10 Mr.. Granger. is entirely
owing 10 South Australian representa-
tions
The Honolulu republican. [volume] (Honolulu, T.H.) 1900-1902, 1902-01-01

Troy Times: CitiZen-Madam, why
& you persist in punching me with
lr umbrella?
Madam want TO make you look
Ound so | can thank you for Civ
= me your seat. Now. sir. dent
- of and say that women haven't
any manners.
The Honolulu republican. [volume] (Honolulu, T.H.) 1900-1902, 1902-01-01

The Queensland Legislative Assem-
blv has commenced sitting on Mon
DAYS. and the Premier homes TO finish
all business before Christmas.
The Honolulu republican. [volume] (Honolulu, T.H.) 1900-1902, 1902-01-01

Mr. Barton states that the Federal
Government can Do nothing in the
matter Of New Guinea until the I'm
perial Government takes the initiative.
The Honolulu republican. [volume] (Honolulu, T.H.) 1900-1902, 1902-01-01

In Fiji the Commonwealth tariff has
checked the eXDort OF fruit. nothing
being shipped now TO Sydney.
Evening star., 1902-03-19
BOTH SIDES FIRM.
But Little Prospect of Settling Plaster
ers' Strike

The striking plasterers and their former
employers of this city are both standing
firm in their respective demands and re-
fusals. and there are no indications of an
early settlement of their differences. About
200 members of the Plasterers' Union have
been out on strike since March 10. They
demanded an increase in wages from 81. 30
to 81 for an eight-hour day, which the
employers refused.
1t is stated by number of employers
that the men gave them no official notice
Of their action until the morning of March
lO, and in view OF the fact that all their
contracts had been figured on at the rate
Of $50 day for plasterers they consid-
cred this demand as unjust.
Some of the employers stated to Star
reporter today that they have offered the
men as compromise an advance to 81 per
day after the 1st of June If they will re-
sumo work on the old scale upon which
their present contracts had been based.
This compromise has been refused by the
strikers. and the employers say they cannot
conjecture as to the length of time the
strike will continue The contractors state
that the carpenters seem to favor them in
their contention and signify their willing
ness to wait until the trouble Is settled.
The employers are now advertising for
plasterers in Baltimore and neighboring
towns and hope to secure enough men to
finish the work requiring immediate con-
Struction.
On three previous occa asions. the employ
ers state, the plasterers have made de-
mands for increased wages without giving
due notice. and they have acceded to the
demands inasmuch as they considered the
wages then prevailing as inadequate but
such Is not the case in the present instance.
according to their opinion, and they do not
intend to make the concession.
Evening star., 1902-03-19
WILL AFFECT OUR EXPORTS.
Increased Duties in the Projected Swiss
Tariff.


The State Department made public today
a synopsis Of the projected new tariff of
Switzerland, which had been transmitted
by United States Minister Hardy at Berne.
Mr.. Hardy says that the tariff will be
brought before the conseil national and the
conseil detat In April and May next, re-
spectively. but he adds that it will doubt
less me much later before the amended
form which may be agreed upon by these
two bodies is voted. After this, he con-
tinues. there remains the prospect Of its
possible submission to the people by refer
endum, as IN the case Of the tartn OF 1872.
Ihe existing commercial treaties or swift
zerland With Germany, Austria and Italy
expire on December 81, 1908. and thus
1ull year has been allowed for the negotia-
ton of new treaties.
The new schedule of duties contains /, 1913
articles as against 723 for the conventional
tarin and 416 for the general tarin now In
force. The minister notes marked In
crease in the rates on 500 of these 1.123
articles, especially in the case of agricul-
tural products or their limitations. natural
and artificially treated wines. fresh and
dried grapes, cattles. meats. poultry. but
ter, margar1n, cheese, ETC. Mr.. Hardy says
that some of these increases in tariff are
Tor the purpose of providing enlarged reve-
nue.; Dut the schedule, as a whole. he says.
is generally regarded as tariff de guerre."
on the basis of which concessions will be
made which are arent-reductions, but
which are, In fact, augmentations OF the
present rates. Among the articles which
the United States exports to Switzerland
and which would be affected by the new
rates. are fruits. meat leather. agricultural
machines and bicycles, the duties on which,
In majority of cases. are doubled under
the proposed new schedule
Evening star., 1902-03-19
THE MILK QUESTION.
Lacteal Fluid if Unclean Chief Dis
penser Of Disease.

From the Philadelphia Inquirer.
The attack upon the quality OF the milk
served in cities. by DR.. J. NJ. Carter at
the meeting of the Pennsylvania State Med
ical Association. is deserving Of careful con-
sideration. The question Of pure milk Is a
vital one to the community, since it is one
of the chief elements in our diet To chill
dren who use it largely the necessity is
greater for absolute purity. The city exer-
cises supervision of a certain sort that is
effectual In keeping up the quality, but it's
power does not extend to the sanitary ar
rangements where the milk is produced Be-
fore there can be any guarantee that milk
is pure there must be an efficient superyi-
sion beginning at the farm and ending with
the distribution to the consumer.
To this we shall come in time Just now
it may appear to be too great task, but
when the public learns that milk Is one OF
the chief dispensers of disease and hat
there is a constant menace to public health
arising from using impure milk there will
be aroused a sentiment that will demard
what We ought to have now the very best
and purest milk that can be had and il will
require no rise in price to attain it. Ty-
phoid fever, scarlet fever and diphtheria re
spread constantly by milk. but it will be
very easy to put a stop to it by using tie
simplest precautions. 1t will require some
rigorous regulation. against great opposi-
ton. but 1t will coWe in time and it ought
to come soon. - -
Evening star., 1902-03-19
A Terrible Disease That
Comes Unsuspecting and
When Unheeded lit Drags
Its Victims to Death.
Paine Celery
Compound
Has Wrought Thousands
of Cures After Failures
of Physicians.

Today. kidney disease is common rheuma-
tism. Thousands of and women, living in
fancied security, have kidney trouble in some
form that must develop from day to day and end
In death. unless wise and proper treatment is at
once taken advantage Of.
Have you any OF the following symptoms Bach
ache. frequent urinating. futtering of the heart.
nausea, vomiting, dry. harsh skin. fever coated
tongue extreme thirst. tickle appetite acid bitter
taste, deposit OF mucus after urination, stom
ach. dropsical swelling. loss Of memory scalding
sensations and constipation? II you experience
any Of these symptoms. begin at once with Paine 8
Celery Compound which win quickly put to flight
all symptoms of disordered kidneys. 1t is ma
lures true remedy the only one you can rely
upon with certainty OF cure.
Mr.. Albert Bowers, "a North 18th ST., Newark,
n j. writes .tSome two years ago suffered
from kidney disease, during which time had two
doctors neither of whom could do me any good.
1t was not until l used Paine's Celery Compound
that found relief. had no strength, energy, or
ambition and was nervous and irritable. was
all run down and lost about forty pounds. felt
that the end was near. when friend suggested
Paine's Celery Compound and l have this great
medicine to thank for my restoration to health.
Evening star., 1902-03-19
NOT A NEW DRINK.
A Strangers Idea Of Glass Of Po-
tomac Water.

AS several Of the famous plays Of the
day were successfully launched upon the
theatrical sea in Washington. including
Du Barry. as well as several famous
liquid connections. including the cherished
rickey. the following conversation. which 1
overheard in the cafe OF an uptown hotel
a few evenings ago will be seen to be Of
local interest" said correspondent.
Two men were seated at an adjoining
table. The younger was evidently a
stranger AS he was about to lift his glass
to his lips his eye. fell upon a second glass
beside the first. Both men had been in
earnest conversation, and had not noticed
what the waiter had brought them.
What is that drink? the stranger
asked. with questioning look. pointing to
the second glass. j. o
Water replied the resident, senten-
tiously. '6
Water? You are joking. You are try
Ing to work some new. Washington drink
off on me. What is 1t called this timer
Water. repeated his friend. who. In
common with the other gentlemen within
cent incredulity. not unmixed with sus-
pfcion. on the part Of the stranger. Just
plain Potomac water: little muddy but
stili In the ring apd rot necessarily un.
"A new drink replied the stranger. I
thought 1t might haze been a whisky sour
with dash Of port Wine, which might give
it that dense. chocolate color Do you peo-
pie drink or rather eat. that solid liquid
and do members Of Congress drink 1t. too?'
I cannot answer for the congressman
replied the Washington man, but the peo-
pie drink 1T. We have filtration plant In
prospect, toward which $jOO,0OO was appro-
priated at the last session. An appropria-
tion OF $1,OO.OOO to continue the work on
this plant was stricken from the District
estimates for the ensuing year. Yet it is
not as unhealthful as you would appear to
think. as 1t is a medical fact that many of
the cases Of typhoid fever this winter oc-
CURED in families where only bottled water
was used.
Don't understand me as apologzing for
the present condition OF the water; 1
wouldn't have the face to do 30. because
Washingtonians themselves are not at
fault: and we trust to have the filtra ton
plant In operation inside of three years.
am glad 1t Is not new Washington
drink. answered the visitor. yisibly re-
Heved: for IL it Were would be obliged to
drink it for the sake Of being sociable. and.
he added. to the waiter, you may bring me
seltZer on the side