The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1902-11-23
GOSSIP FOR HOME PEOPLE
INCIDENTS
AND OPINIONS

lord and master had come home from TIE
city Wish q hundred dollar Panama has
tor himself and no hats Tor them. grind
E Ing CUT others and otsers with nirntss
F sSi15-ess and an utter rscE.essneSs q
consequences won1erful % behold
: When I was a litfie girl my older So
Z ter painstakingiy taught RE 20 darn nv
riockings- / VAS ras-veioesiy proud q
f she first stockings darned entirely with
out her assistance bur. 10 and beAol6
When / rad learned shs made re darn
not only M own stockings. BAT sho-a OF
other members az The Family. 100 ur-
uerous 70 mention.
III vas IKE thar with the j3Sss
II * 3 mere matter e hahlt de-
c,ared the Comic ARTIST. It's a thing
tha, san Dc cultivated. ] know a eouilc
artist who uset 70 buy every one Of his
JOKES re SCI &c work one dsy deter
miaed 60 write them himself and h did
Hes been doing l. ever since, and youve
nc idea she money he saved
VITA that ne looked ne over search
ingiy-
You have the knacs.- n concluded
All YOU need IS che practice ard ! wont
hzvs 10 buy another 5oke-
i've had practice siacs AL night
enough, she lamsnted- There's hardly a
day but ne lraRs three o. four pictures
and places theu before ne
1alnk up jokes Tor these b com
mands. arc since ] have taken him for
better or verse. 5ose or no JoSe. en-
deavor duuflny 70 obey.
SUIT It's weary Work. Suppose. for
instance. Your mind IS or rev hss
down town ,n a window. sou can ser g
ia eli its Story exactly how il locks
lace. aowers. frils. furbeinws. And goa
must * II instead or a tramp talking 20
a farmers wife You must try your
level best TO think OF sometimes brlsht
he is saying 20 her. sonethiug new, and
something thar hasn't been said ocfore.
that hasn't been thought o.
Ana Is there a joke that hasn't been
bIaz0ued before the waiting puh,ie. eas-
erly anxious FOR jokes AZ some time az
ctherg Ia other words. IS TIRE a new
joke under the SUI. particularly Joke
relating 20 the uitty sayias OF - trzzip,
j would never have believed it. hlt K
seems so. FOR 7 have made them myssf
or turned and twisted the old-umers un-
I'll they have had every appearance "
GO Imperative neWness-
But al this takes y0ur vitality. abb
Serbs your gray matter uses az your
brain power As matter ~ fact- - tae
time you have ground out g tramp jose.
a sulau-bov Joke. aaa a society Joke soc
are about on the verge II tears
Sometimes We make the jokes To-
ge-he-. the Comic Artist and and then
comes the tragedy.
~Oue morning he gave me pictg7e %
an urchin ssandias before mas in an
armchair
Think Up z joke for that said he
Something about school. Make the man
say. How DO goa stand IN school, Tom
mye Then give the answer
What's tha answer I gueuea With
e. feeble attempt II fscetiousness Vhich
he promptly sq1eIched with frowH.
for above an things SOU u.est never he
faeetious Vhile sou are raising jokes
say something about che Teacher uct
allowing him 20 stand advised h.
II studied a moment
suppose W. make hiu staraieg on
his head suggested J. tiu.diy.
Good SAID be- Lsr th.s Hos
90 you sfnnd ia school. T1mms Ar-
swer. con nay head whea the ferasr
aint q Iocsin
~Hgmor beirs So scarce Oh article.
very small attempts, pass master 81 ,a4s
dav ana generation u went Nher ~
srpeared he Gourishfd the paper at me
Lovely / exclaimed My htf,e Ioser
yours 81 shoated .Fou mean miner
Altogether it is tnankless business
~ Joke ariter s. IKE an accompanies.
% IS Impossible O. sing wen without an
accouua usually RE better Tie
accernpanin1ent fhe brtter ths sang het
whoever thinks ~ gre accompanied AH
ARTIST may draw ever 80 eHe n comic
picture, rat 81 the joke r poser haR fst
Go falls There g absolutely uethirg fo lt
Bur who thsuks % The Joke writer
..ore dag when 2 had das up az ire
eEes ~ mv ancestors taraea thern
wrong sac olt and presented them ir
new and startling co.cr- lor case deiec.a-
ZION ~ the uorl1. o. ssy aothirs ~ frat-
ting out few hsa Imported o.a en
the other side bst comparatively re7.
on fhls I preached fhe subject
what's che as. dern srded. fs
s-n9w 1- us.ag IS a1 yoar Stay matter
lr vr.unE 1kes ~ the Fa-t whra ge-
rerer r the crease fef thcm
tehereupon the comlc Arast au-
srer.8
way worry ahoat ths crest vh~H
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