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The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1902-01-17
DAKOTA II,
Wcl-G ONE PRINCE HENRY.
Rear Admiral Evans Has Charge OF
Naval Demonstration.

Washington. Jan. 17.--Rear Admiral
Robley ID. Evans. who has been
charged with the preparation and exc
cution Of the naval programme at the
reception of Prince Henry of Prussia,
called upon DR.. Won Hollebea. the Ger
man ambassador. during the day and
consulted him regarding the arrange
menis for the naval welcome to be ac-
corded the distinguished visitor. Ad-
miral Evans will keep In close touch
with the ambassador and the embassy
officials In order that he may conform
his own arrangements in accord with
those OF the visiting party. notice Of
the lattcr's plans being conveyed from
Berlin To the embassy AZ Washington
The following squadron has been
assigned to Rear Admiral Evans By
the navy department to welcome the
prince:
Flagship. the battlesiip Illine.s: pro.
tected cruisers Olympia. San Fran
cisco and Cincinnati and the cruiser
Hartford
While the detailed arrangements for
the movements OF this squadron have
not yet been made. Admiral Evans
states that the vessels probably vii
rendezvous AT Tompkinsvillc and pos
Iibly join the imperial yacht Hohen
9ollern on her way up tho Atlantic
coast from the West Indies and escort
her 10 New York harhor.
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1902-01-17
CUhnlr.S lNAUCuRATED.
lowa's New Governor Takes .he Gath
of Office.

nes Moines. Jan. l1.-The inan-nra
ton of Governor \ r. Cummins took
place nj the Auditorium nj ga p. m.
with imposing ceremonies and in the
presence of 5000 people The parade
from the s;atchouse through the prin-
cipal streets OF the city and To the An.
.!itorium was escorted by FIVE com
ranics OF the state militia and con
sisted OF the full membership OF the
legislature. state officials former GOV.
crnors, United States Senators Allison
and Dolliver In carriages Al III" Au
s!itorium the exercises were opened by
Lieutenant Governor Milliman. Bishop
Morrison of the Episcopal church de-
l!vered the Invocation and vas imme
diai.ly followed By the administering
OF the oath Of os,ice 10 Governor Cum
Minis hy Chic! Justice Scott NJ. l.add
TIL. governor then delivered his In
aueural address.
Al the conclusion OF his address the
governor was escorted by the members
of the legislature In carriages 10 the
statchouse where he formally took
charge o. the office.
In the evening Governor and Mrs
cummins held reception a. the state
house
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1902-01-17

Movement CT North Dakota Grain Fall
ina Of.

Grand Forks. y u. Jan. 1.-The
movement Of grain from npcoantry
points has greatly relieved the con
efsiion which existed NJ 10 Jan !.
The supply OF cars. while not yet equal
10 the demand. has been sufficient TO
remove all the surplus grain. so that
nj present there is no trouble IN taking
care OF all receipts that are offered.
The elevators remain full.
I, is estimated that about 50 per
cent Of the grain that will be mar
keted has already been disposed OF. A
considerable quantity remains In the
hands Of the farmers. but II IL antici'
pated that the demands for seed grain
will be much greater next spring than
usual
The movement in fax is about
ended. The amount Of flax retained on
hand for seed Is far In excess OF any
previous year The indications are
that the acreage sown to flax ncN'
spring Will be greater than ever before
known In North Dakota.
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1902-01-17
ON The SAME SCAFFOlD.
Edward BiJdle Follows His Bro rother to
OsQraceful Death.

pttsburg. Jan. 11.-Edward Biddle
whose brother Jack" was executed
here Tuesday. was hanged on the same
scaGold Thursday in the Allegheny
county Jail The two We're TO have
been hanged at the same time. but a
change was made owing to sentimental
objections. The crime of the two
brothers was the murder OF Thomas
H. kahney OF Mount Washington. April
l., 1901.
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1902-01-17
WILL BE THE METEOR.
kaiser's Yacht Will Net Be the Alice
as Reported.

New York. Jan. l7.--His majesty,
the German emperor. has decided that
tho schooner yacht building at shoot
ers island. In this harbor. shall he
named the Meteor. and Captain Hubert
Won Rcbeur. the naval attach' az
Washington. has so advised Messrs
Carey. Smith a. Barber. OF TINS Guy
the designers Of the vessel. Under
the direction of Theodore r. Ferris
superintendent Of construction M
Shooters island. the plating of the
Meteor Is being hurried with all the
speed that is consistent with the pes'
Workmanship. II nothing happens th'
Yacht will he ready to be placed IN 'h'
water on Feb 90. almost week peior.
the launching date now talked OF
which Is Feb. :6.
KING WILL BE OF AGE.
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1902-01-17
PART OF EASTERN MINNESOTA
nh Road Absorbs the Swan River
Logging Railroad.

iuluth. Jan. 1.-THE Eastern Min
nosota railroad has formally swallowed
~ what was formerly known as the
1wan River Logging road. which now
"'eomes part OF the Easterns ore
arriving line between Duluth and the
nesaba range. The road was pur-
,hased by the Hill interests several
seafs ago and extends to the iron
ao'h'ry. hut II has been mainta ned rs
separate corporation with Louis w.
,''i' as president. The road now has
ooeh decided over to the Eastern Min
n"sota. the deed being signed by l.. ".
mn and the consideration being stated
at $3.50 onO
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1902-01-17
MORE LAND AVAILABLE.
cppo-tunity Offered fer Filing on Res
ervor Claims.

Dickinson. y. d.. Jan. l7.-Reservolr
claims are again available for settle
met and many small stockmen and
farmers are ayailing themselves Of the
opf5rtunity of getting an additional
l. acres. The law requires that a
r. goir shall be constructed which
WI aoli not less than l,5eo.ooo gallons
OF aater. Only one quarter can be
talea III section. thus giving the
Watsr claims d wide distribution.
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1902-01-17
KING WILL 6E OF AGE.
Special Envoy to the Coming Ce'eo'a
tion at Madrid.

washington. Jan. l7.-Dr j. l.. NJ
Curry has been appointed special en-
vow extraordinary and minister pieh'
no,entiary to represent the presideh,
nj the coming OF age of the KING OF
Spain. ,,,.;,;, o,d
Dr. Curry Is native OF virginia aho
was formerly minister to Spain.
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1902-01-17
MORE RUMoRs OF PEACE.
Said in London Negotiations With tns
Beers Are Reopened.

London. Jan. IA strong oe,le.
,ravails in financial circles here thar
ro.o,iations for peace have been re-
'',,anad between the leadins Beers and
the British government.
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1902-01-17

on is ancient springs like ship in a
storm The king and queen boin
looked extremely well. but her majesty
appeared TO be IN especially good
heaith
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1902-01-16
AW OPEW e 7ER
to Women by the Treasurer
of the VIC .U. OF Kansas CITY
Mrs. E. G. Smith.

any DEAR SIsTERs:l believe IN advocating and upholi
everything will lift and help women ana put little apea
eli to and learning if have not the health TO enjoy
Having found by personal experience that ydia f. Pnham
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If and usefulness from ume grave SIMPLY by the Nv
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be doing my duty suffering mothers and dragsedou hou
Dear Sister is your health poor do you feel used
nm eaeav do Won have tie troubles which beset M
nv advice: alone try Lydia H. Vegetable
il is better and all doctors for thew
do not Mis- G. SMITH, 1912 Oak St, Treasurer w T. L. Kan
sas City, Mo-
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1902-01-16
DR.. Ennnons'

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Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1902-01-16
Not the Grammatical Kind.

"What IS a conjunction?" asked the
teacher.
THAT which joins together" was
the prompt reply
"Give an illustration" said the
teacher.
The up-to-date miss hesitated and
blushed.
"The marriage service" she said, al
last.-Chicago Post.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1902-01-16
bnti-SaIoon League Column

NoTE.-This Column is controlled
directly by the Vermont Antl-salooh
League.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1902-01-16
NJ. s. JOHN SON
Sale and Exchange Stable
W. Lebanon. n. 81.

As we all know, Mr. Wilmington is one
OF our best judges Of horses. This load
viii be one Of The finest ever shipped East
a. Mr.. Wilmington has instructions, time
and money TO buy the best. Now is the
time 10 buy as all good horses will advance
in price % per cent. by March LIST sure
Come and see this load which will consist
OF Driving, Draft, Farm and general pur-
pose horses. They will arrive about Janu-
airy 18th. Also look at our Harness,
Sleighs, Robes and Blankets which we are
selling at a very small margin. Horses
constantly on hand for sale or exchange.
Horses warranted as represented but not
against sickness, accident or death; all
other warrants expire day following sale.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1902-01-16

Miss Kulcher-Did you ever go in for
literature, Mr.. Gay?
Mr. Gay-Well-er-not exactly. but
once when / was at college / wrote a
short story and got 500 for il.
REALLY? What was it,"
s'Dear father; I'm broke. Please
send me a hundred Philadelphia
Press.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1902-01-16
FrIend.hIp.. PIeasant Vac.

"Bertha's birthday and mine are the
same; we celebrated with a rummage-
party"
"Rummage-party?"
"Yes; she gave me lot of old things
l had limited for, and gave her lot of
old things she had limited for
Brooklyn Life.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1902-01-16
Drying preparations simply devel-

Drying preparatIons simply deveI-
op dry catauh they dry up the secretons,
which adhere 10 the membrane and decom-
pose, causing a far more serious trouble than
the ordinary form Of catarrh. Avoid all dry
ing inhalants, fumes, smokes and snuIs
and use that which eleauses, soothes and
heals. Elys Cream Balm is such a remedy
and VIII cure catarrh or cold in the head
easily and pleasantly. A trial size will be
mailed for 10 cents. All druggists sell the
soc. size. lily Brothers, Sc Warren ST., NY.
The Balm cures without pain, does not
irritate OF cause sneezing. il spreads itself
over an irritated and angry surface, reliev-
ing Immediately the painful inflammation.
With Elys Cream Balm you arc armed
against Nasal Catarrh and Hay Fever
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1902-01-16
Ont of The Pale

81 am told that Sassafras Jim be-
longs to one of the first families of
the neighborhood," ! said to a North
Carolina farmer.
You're dead wrong, stranger"
was the reply, why Sassafras jim
keeps only IS dOrgs. detroit Free
Press.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1902-01-16
Sacred 10 the Memory OF
WILLIAM BRANDETH
Better Known as BID
Who Went over the Range.
October %. 1899.

Ihtre Iays poor blIL The old man
said, as he drew near to the spot HE
was a good fellow, but" shaking
his grizzled old head-"I9l tell YOU
more about him some other time"
During the afternoon we followed
aim about, from place to place, lis
;sning to his quaint talk. oftentimes
brought to establishment by his classic
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1902-01-16
Prote.tant crowtb i'm Fa.,

The number of Protestant Christians
in India and Ceylon has in Is years
grown from 44e,7sO to 753.e41-nearly
20 per cent.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1902-01-16

o
above believe
making
friends easily and nexpenyey obtained9 Don't think
would
Lydia T. Pinklams Vegetable Compound, which al the
?" Surely
whom
Read What TIrs. Burnham says:
70 thankful
for advice, Lydia T. Pinkhams
Vegetable Compound.
had dizzy spells
would get tired and faint also had dopsy and with
leucorrha suffered for
oyare would swell badly took lots Of medicines from e by
benefit To f. Pfnkham
Vegetable Compound and well and Compound
alone did Mis- H. W. BURSHAM RUSSELL Mich (Jan 81 l9ol
Follow the
OF of women whose letters this not
brought about Pnkhams
table Compound, the Womans Ills
Those who refuse anything rewarded hundred
Thousand times for they what they Moral Stick 70 inc
medicine that know is Rest Write Pinkham for advice
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1902-01-16

Dr. Hobbs sparagus Pills cure all kidney trs San.
ple free. Add sterling Remedy Co. Chicago or ii +.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1902-12-23
Un heliogabalo

Antes de que acudese el mozo, va Sc ha-
bfa engullido ell gran trozo de pan que habla
sobre ia servilleta.
-;Mozo! Un almuerzo de dos pesetas,
pan.
ALA va, caballero; pero creia haber pues-
to aquf pan.
-Es verdad, pero como tardaba usted me
10 he comido para hacer boca.
LIE trajeron dos huevos fritos los pocos
momentos grito
-iMozo, pan!
LIE trajeron otro trozo, antes de concluir
los huevos va habfa conclude otro
-cOuien es ese que pide tanto pan3-pre-
gunto en- ell mostrador ell duefo al mozo.
No 10 Sc, pero debe traer hambre atra-
sada.
-iMozo, pan!-volvio gritar don Jose al
traere Ell pescado en- salsa.
repitio dos veces ell nismo grito mien-
tras comia este plato.
Ell dl1eilo de la fonda estaba picado.
ESQ es-dec1a-alg1n enemigo m1o que
me envia este hombre para probarme pero
mi no me la da naaie Y volviendose al mozo,
lie dijo:- mira lleva a ese cabaero I'm pan de
seis libras.
Asi 10 hizo el domestico don Jose Sc fro
to las manos con satisfaction.
-iEsta es una fonda decente-esclamo.
A mitad de las chuletas con patatas, vol
vic pedir pan don Jose.
-Llevaie una panaderfa, grito el fondista
fuera de 81.
OtroS dos panes fueron puestos delante del
seiIor de la Vaca, que Sc los comic con los pos
tres.
Lleno de satisfaction pag6 las dos pesetas
al mozo y lie dio diez centimos de propina.
AL pasar por delante del nostrador saludo
con afabilidad al amo le dijo:
-Tene usted un magn1fco establecmien
to = Sc come bastante ben. Hasta 1naf1ana.
Ell dueho de la fonda le echo Siete millones
pico de maldiciones.
Al dfa siguiente, va estaba nuestro don Jo
sc instalado delante de la mesa
Comic como el dfa anterior a1n mas 81
Sc quiere.
Cuando concluy6 llano al mozo
-cCuanto es?
-Ocho reales de almuerzo cuarenta y
dos de pan; total cincuenta reales.
Como?
-PueS, como uSted oye.
mo dice en- ell anuncio pan a dscre-
ci6n"?
ESQ era aver. Hoy, el amo, profunda-
mente escamado por algunos hambrones, ha
variado el rotulo en- esta forma:
''PaN q discyrridn del foNdista'.
Pues bien, senor mio la discretion de mi
amo solo llega hasta dos panecyllos. Pague
usted el resto.
Don Jose no tuvo mas remedo que pagar.
Desde entonces Sc chupa los dedos para
entretener el hambre.
DANIEL, ORTIZ
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1902-12-23

CONSERVATION DE LOS LIMONES

Los 1imones Sc echan pcrder en- cuanto
Sc ponen hlimedos Para renediar este lucon-
veniente hay qne hacer secar al fuego arena
fra. Cuando esta fr1a, Sc coloca una capa en-
e fondo de IN caj6n lin Jio y seco Sc envuelve
en- papel cada lin6u, y Sc colocan 'uno despues
dc otro, tenendo cuidado que el lado del rabo
quede boca abajo contra Ia capa de arena, de
nodo que no haya punto de contacto. Encima
de la primera ca{a de limones Sc coloca otra
capa dc arena dc cenlimetros de espesor,
encima una nueva capa de limones y asi suce-
slvamenle hasta llenar el cajon.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1902-12-23

Don lose de la Vaca estaba ernpleado en-
Madrid con II 900 realeS al ailo, como doce mil
Soles.
Ere nucstro crnpleado soltero, pero iayl era
muy desgraciado.
No Sc queiaba de ser algo cargado de es-
paldas, nj de lucir una nariz como un ed1hclo
p1blico, nj de tener unas manos que parecian
patas de elefante.
Don lose Sc 1anlentaba de tener III esto-
mayo capaz de digerir una nina de cobre
NADIA 1e saciabai Hubiera eStadO Com1en-
do las veinticuatro horas del dia!
Otra persona hubiera llevado una vida de
principe con los cincuenta duros mensuaes, pc
70 al seilor de la Vaca no le llegaban para NADIA.
Habia sdo arroado de todas las casas de
huespedes fondas de Madrid, porque no ha-
bfa nadie capaz de nantenerle.
Ultimamente viva en- un miserable tugu-
rio de tres duros al mes, y los cuarenta slete
restantes Sc los gastaba en- pan haolchueas.
En- esta alternative fu6 trasadado BARGE
Iona con ell inismo empleo y sueido que tenia en-
Madrid.
En- el trayecto sufri6 las de Cain causa
del hambre Su estomago lmperioSo no Sc sa-
tisfizo con todo 10 que comic en- las cantlnas
fondas de la via.
Lego. 4 Barcelona alquil6 una habita
cion para dormir
A Ia rnafIana siguiente, despues de saiir
de la ofcina fue almorzar por cuatro pesetas
INA fonda de las de mas nota. Comic cuatro
abundantes platos, Sc bebio Cos garrafas de vi
no, engull6 diez panecillos, y cuando Hegaron
los postres Sc los comic todos, incluso medic
queso de bola, que le sacaron para que tomases
de el la raCi0n acOStumbrada.
Ell n1ozo estaba eS!antado.
Cuando volv6 al dia siguiente, al cuarto
panecillo que pido le dijeron cue sc habla con-
cluido el pan Ell almuerzo le fuG servldo con
escasez. v en- Vez de sacarle el queso de bola
para que cortase su antojo, le presentaron dos
rabanadilas que parec1an bostlas
No vovio mas.
Sc mcti6 en- una casa Dc ba6spedes le
echaron al segurdo dia
Las recorri6 todas en- tolas lie paso 10
misnlo
Ell seflor de la Vaca est2 ba tan desesperado
que Sc hubiera comido por entero su pIopio
apelido
va no saba d que. nlantenerse. Ultima
mente Sc habla arrojado con furor sobre las
acelgas el pan moreno; pero este ahmento 10
digerfa en- IN santianen 81 estomago era ca
da vez mas exigeatc.
TN dla fuG feliz!
All pasar por una Gale VIC colgado este
cartelon:
ALMUEKlOs A OClIO RrALES
tires platosADos potres.-Mcdla botella
de vino.-Pan dissection
Don Jose e.tr6 Sin. mas averiguaciones en-
el local
Sent6se deIante &c una limpia mesa, donde
estaba preparado el cubiurto.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1902-12-23
CociEsa v regoosteria
HUEVO3 NEVADOS

Pongase he1viI en- una cacero'a medic
litro de eche, dos cucharadas de flor de naran-
10 90 gramos dc az1car
Vayase anadiendo por cucharadas I'm bati-
do dc ses ,c:aras de hCevo J remuGvase dc veg
en- cuando para que cuezan por todos lados.
Relrense entonces estas caras, defense es-
fuente
Sc baten las yernas Sc echan en- la cacero-
la removendolas con Ia leche hasta su perfecta
trabazon, Sc vlerte soDre las caras antes de
Servr.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1902-12-23
Refran eS

Ell pei Que busca eI cebo, b1sca ell an
zuelo.
Amor nj dinero no pleden estar encu :
biertos.
No hace POGO quien su NAL echa otro.
Ell buen pafio en- ei area Sc vende.
Al loco al aire darle cal.e.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1902-12-23
CamnisRo del a.=Ss0paso

No digais: Decid:
S,frirnien,o (C1ranl. Padecniento
Sufrir Soportar I'm dolor
Suo1,rbio Suburbio.
SuDis,e aprovecha9 GBien te) Ben supiste apro-
vecharte!
Suoterfuqios. Subteriugos
Susceptible. QusqnlIioSo.
S,venci6n. Subyencon.
01rs@
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1902-12-23
PARA CURAR FL RESFRIADO
EN- I'm Ola

tome las PASTILLAo LAAAN les DE BRO
MO-OUININA. FL bo'ic4rio le deusI,ers e
dnero 81 no Sc cura. La iirina de E. w. GRO.
We sc halla en- c.,da clJita.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1902-01-11
Appr0priate.

A Sunday school teacher in Carthage, H.,
has class Of little girls, and it is his custom
To- tell them each Sunday of one little in
cident that has happened in the week, and
request the children to quote q verse of
Scripture to illustrate the story. In this
way she hopes to impress the usefulness of
Biblical knowledge upon the little ones.
One Sunday she told her class of cruel
boy who would catch cats and cut of their
tails. Now, can any little girl tell me of
when one Of the little girls arose and in a
solemn voice said: Whatsoever God has
Joined together let no man put asunder."-
Detroit Free Press.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1902-01-11
Best for the Bowels.

No matter what ails you, headache to
cancer, you will never get well until your
bowels are put right. Cascarets help nature,
cure you without grippe or pain, produce
easy, natural movements, cost you Just 10
cents to start getting your health back.
Cascarets Candy Cathartic, the genuine, put
up in metal boxes, every tablet has {. c. c.
stamped on it. Beware Of limitations.
Each succeeding year finds the unedu-
Gated million less surprised to hear that
diamonds and coal are the same substance.
Puck.
Steps the Cough and Works on
the Cold.
Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. Price 25c.
Coach child in the way he should CO. and
when ne is old he will not play off-side.-
Wrinkle.
am sure Piso's Cure for Consumption
saved my life three years ago.-Mrs. Thos.
Robbins, Maple Street, Norwich, N. Y,
Feb II, 1900.
Somehow the voice of the people doesn't
always sound like what it is said to be-
Puck.
Cure your cough with Hale's Honey Of
Horehound and Tar.
Pixies Toothache Drops Cure in one minute.
0
There is no cement chat will repair broken
promises.-Chicago Daily News.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1902-01-11
A FAsTIDIoUs DOG.
His Delicate Appetite Breaks Up n
Hungry Company Of ''Uncle
TOmmers."

eyes," said the manager Of the de-
funct Uncle Toms Cabin company, &C.
cording to the Cleveland Plain Dealer
ut was our dog that broke up the
show"
"The dog, Ell? What was the mat.
ter with him?"
"Too fastidious. You never saw
such a hound in your life. You know
the play, of course. We tie piece OF
meat in the folds of ELIAS frock, and
that's what draws the dogs after her
when she runs across the blocks OF
ice. Well what do you think this
dog demanded?"
"Can't imagine"
"Porterhouse beefsteak, sir, and
with the tenderloin left in! Yes, sir
How's that? And you couldn't fool
him. He wouldn't chase Eliza foot
unless the meat was choice cut. No,
sir. And, by gum, sir, our company
had to live on liver and bacon SO that
blamed dog could have his steak. Yes,
SIR"
'The demand was too much for
you, was it?"
mo, it wasn't. That Is, It wasn't
until he began to insist upon mush-
rooms with his steak. Then we just
threw up our hands and quit"
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1902-01-11
The Peruna Almanac.

The druggists have already been supplied
with Peruna almanacs. There is sure to be
q great demand for these almanacs on &C.
count of the articles on astrology which they
contain. The subject Of astrology is very
attractive one to most people. The articles
on astrology in the Peruna almanac have
been furnished by very competent astrol.
ogist, and the mental characteristics of each
sign is given, constituting almost a complete
horoscope. A list of lucky and unlucky days
for each month are given. There will be a
great rush for these bopEs. Ask your drug
gist for one early before they are all gone.