North Park union., 1902-02-28
NOTRH PARK UNION.
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Naxpae, CoLoaADt
N hasSseu nasaAEss are playin
. Usat batting CANA
AAniral Yeh has bssn ordered By u
0Alnase government To bring his nav
- to the UAitsd States standard.
In China the year begins In Tebfu
aIy, and the Chink thus escapes th
January thAw oe good resolutions.
New York probably realizes by thi
tans the supreme folly Of attempdn
% oon1ns an earthquake to . tunnel
swisstochowski entertained Padsr
eWsAi the other nightski. After . no1
Of soulski they put each other to bed
sl1 /!
Women in Germany cannot b sal
- b dragging behind the times; the
want the family washing done by
trust.
Il IL now said that the pope is tired
not sick. Perhaps he has been read
ing the conflicting rumors regarding
his health.
The Kentucky girls say Admira
0chley IL natterer. He probably toll
each Of them that she had bsaut,
enough for all.
The supply Of mustangs In Montani
has practically been exhausted by tn
heavy demands of Buffalo Bill and tn
South African war.
In deciding to hold 4 reception 70
the women Of the foreign legations tn
AowaSer empress Of China has move'
right into the front row.
Great Britain and tho United State
Aavs exchanged places in one respect
while the former IL piling up . wa
debt the latter IL cutting one down.
The picture the German newspaper
are using to represent Miss Roosevelt
might bring on war were We not
good-natursd and long-suf,ering peo
pie
No request has yet been received II
this country for the appointment o
representatives to attend the corona
don Of King Alfonso At Madrid mex
Nay.
When an impecunious friend strike
you for ten dollars of your surplus 1t
less embarrassing TO say "Ikona,
which IL crocodile Zulu for II hav
none"
There IL NO assurance that Americ
n not absorbing the usual quota Of an
archists into its population every tim
Q shipload of immigrants reaches ou
shores.
The discovery that there is q gan
ee counterfeiters at work In Port
Rico seems to indicate that the Ameri
eanisation Of the island IL proceedin
rapidly.
The European nations now striv
ing to prove how much they love u
would probably be less demonstrativ
u they knew how determined We ar
70 remain single.
II the reports of Prince Henry's goo
ssnss are trustworthy the America
who attempts to 'fawn at the feet {
royalty" invites the encouragement {
Q royal kick in the jaw.
AZ result Of the earthquake at tn
City Of Mexico. Gov. Mora and hi
family have no home and are now II,
ting in 4 stable. Well. the Savior c
mankind was born in one.
Anarchists say that Prince Henr
never did . useful days work and tha
they will ignore him when he visit
this country. But do the anarchist
want to monopolize the loanng?
No sooner does the Kaiser prove ths
hs u friendly to tho United States tina
be 10 called upon to demonstrate hi
affection for England. Some OF th
Kaissr's orators keep him busy.
with the Danish West Indies our
the territory controlled by the Unite
States will come within 100 miles {
reaching half around the globe. Eve
vsnjsmin franklin didn't foresee tina
Mr.. Marconi's engagement va
broken OF because he failed to kee
up his correspondence. He was 30 In
msrsed in his wireless signal schem
that he forgot all about the post,
cards.
Capt. Clark. who commanded Ii
Oregon. and Is to 60 to the coronation
u an expert chess player. He will b
all right In London unless King Et
ward shall steer him into q game {
baccarat.
II u the judgment of those bel
qualified to speak on the subject ths
now II the time to visit Washington
Politically and socially. the nation
capital IL rarely more brilliant and n
tractive than It is at present. Beside
It IL the duty Of all those Of our peopl
who can af|ord II to see their country