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Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1902-01-03
Real Estate Transfers.

Elmer E. Moser and wife. to George
Hines, 16O acres in Washington town
ship, $7.70s.
Marshalltown Improvement Company
to George Miller, lot 10, block 2. Elec-
trio addition, 1925.
James e. Dunn to William j. Dunn,
land in Liberay township, $500.
Inger Parlson to Gustav Gunderson,
lots in LeGrandI township, $500.
Rebecca Ratclir to Iger Paulson, 1.75
acres in LeGrand township, 1925.
H. E. Sundell and f. O. Sundell to AL
ice NJ. Brinkerhoff, lots 5 and Z, block 8,
Brennecke & Heads addition, $500.
C. X. Wood ct al. to w. D. Bower, lot
3 and asst half of lot 4, block II, State
Center. $3.50.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1902-01-03
70 CURE ANY DISEASE.
Tho Cause Must Be Removed, Same
Wax With Dandruff.

Way With DandrufT.
Kill the germ that causes dandruff,
falling hair and badness, you will have
no more dandruff, and your hair u
grow lu~xuriantly. Herpicide not !
contains the dandruff germ DESTROYER.
but it is also a most delightful halr
for regular toilet use. No
other hair preparation is on this scien-
tiflc basis Of destroying the dandrun
germ than Newbro's Herpicide.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1902-01-03
NNouNc ENTs.
County Auditor.

You will please announce that I will
be a candidate for the nomination for
the Office of county auditor at the repub-
lican primary election on March IL, 1902.
w. e. MIDLAND.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1902-01-03

Mr.. H. P. Densel spent the day in
Webster City in attendance at a meet
Ing of Iowa furniture dealers, who in
tend organizing an association for buy
ing purposes.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1902-01-03

Mrs. James Carver. OF Schuyler, Neb.,
mother of Mr.. j. c. Smith and Mrs. C. F.
Peterson, left this morning for Bangor
and New Providence, where she will
visit friends for a few days.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1902-01-03
ROYAL Hiahlanders, Take Notice!

Large class to initiate tonight. In
s~tallation OF ofncers, after which a ban
ouet. All members requested to be
present.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1902-01-03

Poultry show at lVinkle's new hall all
next week. Get a premium list OF H.
c. Hansen. secretary. city, IL you have
MT enc and bring your fowls, pigeons or
Belgian har Monday. Jan. 6. 1t will
be q good place to buy, sell or inform
yourself on standard breeding.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1902-01-03

trains more or less, nearly all being
late from a half to an hour and q. half.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1902-01-03

Spring is almost here, and If you are
wise you will have I'litton & Ogan clean
YOU clothes ready for spring.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1902-01-03

members of the Imperial basket ball
team. entertaining them at her home at
a 6 o'clock dinner. A guessing contest,
in which a story was read with blank
places to be filled with the names Of
books and the authors, was enjoyed,
Miss Edna Sears winning the prize. At
ter this a mock wedding was INDUCED
in, Miss Florence Harris acting as the
bride and Miss Ella Garvin as the
groom. Miss Helen Abbott played the
wedding march, from Mendelssohn, as
the bridal party entered. led by the
bride, leaning on the arm of her faith
err, Edna Sears. The bridegroom and
the brides mother, Louise Utz, came
next, followed in turn by one Of the
bridesmaids. Wilma Robbins and Adah
Powers, and by the best men, Errna
Wallace and Grace Carr. The bridal
party stopped at the bay window,
where the ceremony was to be perform
ed by Florence Burnell The bride was
supposed to be attired in a gown of
white liberty silk over crepe du CHEN.
and wore a veil of real lace curtain.
She wore a %sunburst borrowed for the
occasion, and carried a shower bouquet
of roses. Everything was carried out in
pink and white. The wedding dinner,
of four courses, was served by Mrs.
Wallace, Mrs. Patience Sears and Mrs.
A. S. Burnell. The brides bouquet,
which was thrown from a stairway,
was caught by Miss Abbott. Souvenirs
Of the OCCASION were pieces OF the bride
and groom's cake, placed In small boxes
bearing the initials "G.-H."
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1902-01-03

Mr.. A. A. Moore gave a smoker and
Dutch lunch to twenty-four of the gen
tlemen friends of Mr.. w. v. Couchman,
of Hamburg, Germany. Thursday eve
ming. Mr.. Couchman expects to leave
for Hamburg about the z1st inst.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1902-01-03

Cards have beer received In the city
announcing the marriage at Meriden.
Conn.,, Of Dec. %. 1901. of Mr.. l.. Lee
Summers. formerly Of Grinnell, to Miss
Anna Louise Pratt. Mr.. and Mrs Sum-
mers will live in Cuba, where Mr. Sum-
mers is engaged as a teacher In the gov
eminent schools in Havana and Prada.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1902-01-03

The Minnetonka. Indian Medicine
Company is at the Sieg Theater for ten
days with a company OF irst-class COM
edy concert playing. A model enter
tainment under molel management. Su-
perb singing, comical situations. scream
ing sketches, funny, delightful dialogues
and farces, under the management of
DIR. r. j. Atkins. Don't forget the date,
IAN. 6.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1902-01-03

Mr.. Charles Hartwell, who holds a
position in the government printing of
fee at Washington, D. c.. and who
was called to this city a week ago be-
cause of the fatal illness of his aged
mother, the late Mrs. Chloe Hartwell,
departed Tuesday night for the ma
Ftional capital,
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1902-01-03

Mr.. w. w. Adams. formerly Of Mar
shalltown but now Of New Providence,
was in the city e night Thursday
to attend to business matters. Mr.. Adj
ans and family will leave March i for
western Minnesota, five miles south of
Wheaton. in Traverse county, where
they will locate on a farm.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1902-01-03
a cure For Lumbaoo,

W. G. DAVIS. J. P.
E. B. ABBOTT, Secy.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1902-01-03

Monday night the Elks will give their
annual benefit for the poor. Sale opens
this Saturday, Jan. 4.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1902-01-03

Great interest is taken in the bowling
contest tomorrow night between the
Grant Club, of Des Moines, and one
of the local teams. The Grant Club
is clearly the best in the capital city
and is captained by Prof. George M.
Stearns, president of the Iowa State
Bowling Association. who will be re-
membered as a former Marshalltown
insurance actuary. The local team is
showing in splendid form and is
confident of winning this, their first
contest for 1902. Arrangements nave
been made to accommodate but a small
audience and the seats are being sold
rapidly at the Clifford Owings bowl
ing p~arlors, No. 20 East Main street.
Ladies are especially invited to witness
this contest. Game called at 8 p. m.
Frank Gambling, a middle aged man
who has been connected more or less
while in the city with race horses about
the Finkle track, was the victim Of an
assault this forenoon at the Hugh w.
Hogue home, No. IL North Third ave-
nue.. Gambling, is seems, has been in
Hogue's employ and they have had
some trouble. Gambling claims that
Hogue asked MIN 10 COME 10 Ills uouse
to see him, and after he had arrived
proceeded to administer a beat. Hogue
alleges that he only struck Gambling
after the latter had called him a liar.
Gambling swore out an information In
Justice Burritt's court, charging assault
and battery, but before Constable Haas
could serve the warrant Hogue called
at the Justices Office and pleaded gull
ty. The court will hold the matter Of
ine In elegance until this evening.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1902-01-03
Have your laundry work done at Fit
Packages called for and delivered.

Nine cent quality outing flannel. hand
patterns, Z cents per yard. Hoyt's
Store.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1902-01-03

OOUHey hGCUTUSTs
I wish to announce that l will be a
candidate for the republican nomination
for county recorder, subject to the will
of the voters at the republican prima-
rInc an AIarnb --..-
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1902-01-03

Miss Este!le Hockett, of Toledo. ar
rived in the city this morning and will
remain until tomorrow morning as the
guest of her cousins, Mr.. and Mrs. Ben
Alderman, leaving for Charlton. where
her parents have already located on a
fruit ranch. Mr.. Wyatt Hockett, Miss
Hockett.s father. iy an oid-time North
western conductor, having been on the
load for the past twenty-five years.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1902-01-03


The funeral of the late George Goss
will be conducted Sunday afternoon at
2 o'clock from the Presbyterian church,
Rev. Jesse Cole, chaplain OF the Iowa
Soldiers Home, officiating. The re-
mains may be viewed by friends be-
tween 1870 and 2 o'clock at he church.
At a meeting of the city firemen, held
last night, it was decided to bear all of
the expenses Incurred by the illness and
death Of Mr.. Goss, and that the depart
ment would attend the funeral service
in a body The interment, however, will
not be in the iremen's lot. but in the
Goss family lot, in Riverside.
"The Bonnie Brier Bush" a play
which has given Mr.. j. H. Stoddart
an excellent outlet for his splendid
dramatic powers and which has proven,
by the way, one of the biggest suc-
cesses OF this season in New York
City, will be seen here next Tuesday
night at the Oieon theater. The
scenic investiture of this play is said
to be one Of the most beautiful used
in New York for years, and h entire
settings as seen at the Republic
theater are carried on, the road. Mr..
Stoddart's supporting company IL also.
in every detail, tie I'M which 30 ably
supplemented his efforts in New York.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1902-01-03

For tomorrow only (Saturday) we
will sell u Is cent ranges for 1915
cents a dozen. Idso.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1902-01-03
Or. Janss, surgeon and physician

Uncle Toms Cabin matinee tomorrow
afternoon at 2.30. Prices, Is and rs cents.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1902-01-03

There will be a great, nice load OF
coal. nne quality, coming your way
provided you order 1t from George Ny
den. City weight.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1902-01-03

Rev. August Olson. OF 30s South
Tenth street, state missionary for the
Swedish Baptist church, left this morn
ing for Gowrie, where he will begin a
few weeks series of evangelistic meet
ings. Rev. Olson expects to be absent
from the city about two months.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1902-01-03

Conductor E. D.. Young, of the Cen
trail, came in his morning on No. 6 from
the north i'll, and will not be able to take
his run this evening.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1902-01-03

The attraction at the odeon this eve
ming is that eupremely funny farce com
edy, Are You q Neson?" adapted from
the German Of Leo Ditrichstein. 1t is
the latest and best of all the farce COM
edy successes. Stlfktngly original, up
roariourly funny, teeming with clever
comedy climaxes. Q. perfect mine ofNgood
things. Interpreted by an extremely
we'll balanced company OF metropolitan
fayorites and comedians.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1902-09-06

Cures Dandrhf, letter, itch, and aft Scalp
Diseases at once and forever. Straightens curly
troublesome Hair In from to 80 days, without
the use of hot irons or any other mediums. When
if you use GLOSSINE, it will stay straight for
ever. 1t will stop the Hair from falling out in
to days. It viii restore Gray Hair to its natur-
al color in 80 to 60 days. 1t will grow Hair on
the baldest head in from 10 to 40 days. 1t will
improve the hair at once.C You do not have to
wait. Just as soon as it is applied the Hair will
become soft, 1ustrous, plant, and wavy, so that
you can dress it in any style you wish. 1t has
never failed to straighten and beautify the most
obstinate, curly, refractory, troublesome Hair,
and will be sure to give you supreme satisfaction.
up people, babies, and boys and girls. Good for
the Hair, the Mustache, and the Eyebrows. 1t
is made from roots and herbs and leaves, and is
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1902-09-06
AT the summer H.teu.

Wffe-We shall not stay here an
other day. / have Just learned that
the Van Smythes are paying twice 40
much for their rooms are we are for
ours, although their rooms are not q
bit better.
Husband-I don't see that that h
any reason for leaving.
Wife-How stupid you arel Can't
you see that the proprietor thinks the
Van Smythes have more money than
we? And he'll take good care TO let
every one else know Il, too brooklyn
Life.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1902-09-06
PARKER,s PREVENTATIVE COM.

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Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1902-09-06
Taking No Chances.

''Dostor," said the fair invalid, sp-
pearngly. "don't you think you could
eonscientiously advise my husband TO
send ms to the sea shore for my
health?"
Madam" replied the far-sighted
physician, 81 cannot conscientiously
advise him to incur any additional ex-
pense until my bill Is Chicago
Post
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1902-09-06
land of PYom,..

South Africa is a wonderful land.
Its cuperative powers arc astonishing.
It RECEIVERS from adverses that would
arrest the progress of other countries
for decades. and we do not apYrehend
that il VIII be hong before South
Africa win again be the great land
of promise. "-BlOemfontein Posi-.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1902-09-06

Jsck-I have chance to marry q
poor girl whom love, or a rtch wom-
an whom / do not love WHIST would
you advise?
George-Love rs the salt of life, my
friend Without it all else. is naught.
Love, pure love, makes poverty
wealth, pain joy, earth heaven
JacS-Enough. I will marry tbs
poor girl whom love.
George-Bravely spolSeni But, by
the way, would you-er-mind intro
ducing me to the rich woman whom
you do not love?-N. W. Weekly.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1902-09-06
Needless Precaution-

Don't move," said the burglar,
showinghis revolver, land don't make
9 noise, or III"
Say, you needn't worry" the man
whispered. I'm just as anxious as
you are not to have her wake UP I'M
tilafter you get away."-Chicago REQ
opd-Herald.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1902-09-06
CIenr nnIi nha,nr

Little Katherine-Aantie, what 70 a
souvenir?
Aunt Katherine-A souveSlir. 6earfe,
Is anything we get-we know not
where; and keep to remind US Owe
know not wfat.-Puck-
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1902-09-06
No MoneV Left.

Wffe-You said you were going to
take me to Newport, and now you
change your mind. And I've bought
al my dresses, too.
Husband-That'E Just it. paid the
bills to-day-N. Y. journal.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1902-09-06
Must H. The-

Head Usher-What makes you think
the next play we have Is an Iriah
drama2
New Callboy-I heard the carpenter
say they were going TO have sham
rocks on the stage.-CincinnaA Conn
mercial Tribune.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1902-09-06
ApprccInted nd L.nst.

"What did you think of my gradua-
ton essay?" asked Marguerite.
1T made me very proud of you" an
swered her father. 'T felt that had
not previously appreciated your true
worth You don't know how interest
Ing and sensible that essay made your
everyday conversation seem by COM
partson. "-Washingto Star.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1902-09-06
Bedrock OF the Rarth

Granite is the lowest rock IN the
earth's crust p is the bed rock of
the world and shows no evidence of
animal or vegetable life II is the
parent rock, from which all the
rocks have been either directly or in
directly derived. Science.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1902-09-06

Young Husband Ito wife)-Didn't
I telegraph you not to bring your
mother with you?
Young Wife, know; that's what
abe wants to see you about, She read
the telegraml-St. Louis Mirror.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1902-09-06
Where IL Lived

Knicker-Hear you had an aecident
with your auto,
B~cker-Yes, Miss PrettigirI and I
became so absorbed we let 1t find its
own way home. 1t evidently lived sp
q telegraph pole--N. Y. Sun.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1902-09-06
sATURDAY..-....-.sEPT. 6, 1902
Had Cut Her vvt.dor. Tootn.

Mrs SharPleigh (who has Ave aaugh-
sers married)-DOn't have seythins
more to do with that Mr.. Smooth.
leigh. He Is miserable hypocrite.
who will deceive you in thousand
ways before you arc welded . year.
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. Why do you
Shtnk SOP
Mrs Sharpleigh-He treats rne with
~ much affection and confederation
- II were bio own mother.-N- Z.
Weekly.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1902-09-06

Miss Beaoon-Why did you refuse
him if you love him7
Miss Beanly-He asked me 10 say
"yes." and simply couldn't settle so
important matter with a word Of one
syllsble.-Fown Topics
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1902-09-06
Another pTouth Eco ree.d.

SMITH hear you have g. new ad-
dftion to your family.
Brown-Wen, you heard right
Smith-Boy or girl?
Brown-Neither A dude son-in-law.
Chicago Daily News
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1902-09-06

so harmless that it can do no injury-not even to
a three-day-old baby. Three boxes are sure to
complete the treatment, and in most instances
one box alone is sufficient, It's very cheap-50c.
for an extra large size box, or S1.00 for three
extra large size boxes, guaranteed full and COM
plete treatment. You will never have to use
more than three boxes; After you have used
that quantity your Hair will be in perfect
diton, and you wiz never have to use any Hair
Tonic of any kind again 1t is the greatest won
der of the century and will take the place of all
other Hair Tonics now on the market. No one,
after once using GLOSSINE, will use any other
Hair Tonic, because there is nothing to equal it
in the whole wide world. Everybody be they
white or colored, old or young, who will only use
it, cannot fail to have beautiful head of long,
hne Hair. 1t is wonder and as as sunrise.
Who is it that will let 81 90 bill prevent them
from having beautiful head of Hairl
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1902-09-06
ny Mail for Two Gents.

I'm the next letter you write me-"
wrote the city girl. who was at the
beach, to her mother, please send
my bathing suit. I forgot to put it
In my trunk when I came away.
Yonkers Statesman.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1902-09-06
Enterprise An nnIcota-

Hotel Proprietor have scheme
to get ahead of other hotels.
Cierk-What is the ideaP
PROPRIETOR think we might keop
= divorce lawyer on the premises and
let the guests have his services with
out extra charge.-Broohly Life.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1902-09-06

Penneld-How does he know his
novel is going to be one of the best
selling books of the day7
Merritt-Every Carnegie library In
the country has agreed TO buy at least
one copy.-PuclS%
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1902-09-06
ChoosInr the Les,er Ey,I-

Distracted Wife-Pm going to the
dentists to have this tooth out. Just
mind the baby till come back.
Husband with alaerity)-You mind
the baby, Jeanne; I'll go and get q
tooth pulled out-Tit-Bits-
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1902-09-06

Hiram crushing in)-Great Gosh,
Mirandy, it's rainin' cats an dogsl
Mirandy-Oh, dearl I'll bet anything
that one Nv them there airships that
wuz carryin' the circus has blown up.
Town Topics
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1902-09-06
The Power OF LazIpes.

Hopkins-Why don't you take rest
In summer.
JenkinS-It's too dangerous. If I
should ever quit work 1 don't believe
I'd ever get started again as long as
hVed.-Detroit Free. Press.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1902-09-06
Cruel rare~t.

"SinnA-you ~SS.e afraid 20 tealspsrpe
Of our engagement told him myssIf, %
said Flossie FeatherIy.
"And what did he say1- asked Mr..
Doolittle, anxiously.
"He said II was clear that the fools
weren't all dead yet--Chioago Jour
nal.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1902-09-06

DO you think she is going TO mar
~ Lord De Breke7"
VERY likely. 1 understand that the
expert accountant who has been GO
ing over her fathers books has re-
ported very favorably to his lord
ship."-N. Y. Journal
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1902-09-06
somethinR Must ne Pulled

Sufferer can't stand It any longer.
Tn going TO tho dentists this instant
and have this tooth out
Scientist - Nonsense Your tooth
doesn't ache. les only y~our imagin-
alton.
Sufferer-Then I'll have him pull out
my imagination.-Bosto Transcript
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1902-09-06
Fntr Warning.

Mrs. Hihy-Jane, didn't I see you
stroning along the avenue last even
ing with my husband2
Nurse Girl (defantly}-Suppose you
did?
Mrs. Hify-Well, Jane, your have
TO keep better company than that OF
you can't stay IN my employ.-Phila-
delphia Press.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1902-09-06

Daughter-Wasn't that beautiful
thing was playing Just now. pa?
Ps-Er-yes, 1 think, to appreciate
It, one should judge it like an oil paint
ing-at O distance my dear.-Any
SlopeT.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1902-09-06

When the ark was Just over Genoa
Mrs. Noah burst forth at poor Nuaha
Who's this Joan OF ArcT
You are keeping her darar'
20, no; don't know her," said Noah
-&NCinoeton Tiger.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1902-09-06
The Young Mnther

TWO years ago she showed to me
Her b. A with an honest pride,
To-day she has a new degree
Nd. A.. with q B. a BY her side.
Life
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1902-09-06
No DANGER.

The Hippopotamus--I suppose you
think I'm the ugliest brute In the jun
glef
The Monkey-Well-er-
The HippopotAmus-OhI Don't be
afraid to speak outI I'm thick
skinnedI-Puck.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1902-09-06
Desperation tn the Suburb.

Mrs. LoneIyville-How IN the world
have you kept your cook so longP
Mrs. Kommuter-Sh! Don't tell any
body. My husband dresses up as q
policeman in the evening.-Judge.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1902-09-06
Wand. The.a rrainrd.

"All her smiles seem to be for whR
DIVERS"
Yes. She's cowardly little
thing"
/ SLOWS that"
"She has no confidence iu her obtl-
tty to handle the unframed ANIMAL
Chicago Post.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1902-09-06
Otherwise nnrsxe.s.

Madge-Do you think the minister
offended any of his congregation by
what he said about Sunday golfr
Marjorie-0f course not. Nobody
who plays golf was therein. Y.
Sun
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Girls to Leave Alone

Rounder-There are two kinds Of
girls fellow should never flirt with.
Saphead--Ya-asp
Rounder-Girls who are so young
they don't know any better and girh
who are so old they mean business.
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