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The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1902-05-08
won't FOLLOW Advice After Paying For It

Won't Follow Advice After Paying For It
In arecent article prominent physician
says, eft is next to impossible for the physl
clan to get his patients 10 carry out any
prescribed course OF hygiene or diet to the
smallest extent, he has but one resort
left, camely, the drug treatment. When
medicines are used for chronic constipation,
the most mild and gentle obtainable, such
should be employed. Their use is not fol-
lowed by constipation as they leave the
bowels in a natural and beatty condition.
For sale by Hansoa & Emerson, druggists.
The Jessup expedition into northwest
ern Siberia has returned with 100 cases
of specimens. The object of the excur-
sion, which was held by Norman q.
Buston. was to determine the Asiatic
origin of the North American Indians.
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Like Drowing Man.
"Five years ago disease the doctors
called dyspepsia took such hold of ME
that coutd scarcely go,'' writes Geo. S.
Marsh, well known attorney of Nocona.
Tex. 81 took quantities of pepsin and
other medicines but nothing helped me.
As drowning man grabs at straw grab.
bed at Kodol. felt an improvement al
once and after few bottles am sound and
WELL" Kodol is the only preparation
which exactly reproduces the natural d.
gestive juices and consequently is the only
one which digcsts any good food and
cures any form of stomach trouble. Han
son & Emerson.
In the Japanese match factories the
boxes and labels are made by little
girls, who are wondrously dexterous
in the work. These little experts get
from a halfpenny to twopence half
penny for twelve hours work.
j. j. j.
Mother, Yes one package makes two
quarts OF baby medicine. See directions.
There is nothing just as good for babies
and children as Rocky Mountain Tea. IS
cts. Hanson & Emerson.
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Professor Berkiand, VINO two years
ago was sent by the government to
northern Norway to study magnetism,
the aurora boreahs and cloud forma-
tons. is engaged in the construction Of
a cannon with electro magnetism as the
motive power in place of explosives. A
small model of the invention throws
projectiles weighing a pound with
great force.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1902-05-08
Has Been.

An Englishman went into restau-
rant in a New England town and was
served for his first course with deli
cacy unknown to him, SO he asked the
waiter what it was, and the waiter re-
piled:
'Its bean soup, sir" whereupon the
Englishman in high indignation re-
sponded:
81 don't care what it's been; I want
to know what it is' = Philadelphia
Times.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1902-05-08
A Bo.tone.e Definition.

Teacher-Have you ever heard of the
'shappy isles of GreeceY
Little Waldo-Yes, ma'am.
Teacher-Can you tell me something
about them?
Little Waldo-They are pieces OF pork
entirely surrounded by beans.-Chicago
Record Herald.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1902-05-08
500
DR.. e. Detchon's Anti Diuretic.

May be worth to you more than 500 il
you have child who soils bedding from in.
conference of water during sleep. Cures
old and young alike. 1t arrests the trouble
at once. 81. Sold bv Fiesler & McNeice.
!.
The women of Galveston, Tex, the
city so nearly destroyed by the terrible
storm a few years ago, have organized
to beautify the town. They give enter
tainments to raise funds and with the
proceeds buy and plant trees along the
streets and in the parks.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1902-05-08

Talent.
Talent is aptitude for given line.
In the old Bible significance it is power
intrusted to one for specific use. Ev-
erybody has some talent worth cuiti-
waiting. The more we use what we
originally have the greater becomes it,
value.-Ladies' Home Journal.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1902-05-08

The man who tries to drown his sor.
row in the flowing bowl must sooner or
later discover that sorrow is amphibi-
Gus. Philadelphia Record.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1902-05-08

Italy has fifty factories Of chemiase
fertilizers -
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1902-05-08
Whooping Cough.

A woman who has had experiences with
this disease, tells how to prevent any dan
gelous consequences from it. She says:
Our three children took whooping ugh
last summer, our baby boy being only
three months old, and owing to our giving
them Chamberlain cough remedy, they
lost none of their plumpness and came Out
in much better health than other children
whose parents did not use this re me dy.
Our oldest little girl would call Justify for
cough syrup between whoops. Pink
Hall, Springville. Ala. This remedy is
or sale by Hanson & Emerson,, druggists.
Camping in the Rocky mountains is
to be one of the inducements offered
Colorado and Utah tourists this year.
The idea was suggested by the inabil-
lty of the Colorado resort hotels to care
for the business and the popularity of
some experiments made in that direc-
ton by tourists last year.
The Cape to Cairo telegraph line is
now completed to Ujiji. on Lake Tan
ganyika, distance of $500 miles. Half
as many more miles will bring it to
Fashoda, where it will connect with
the Egyptian system to form the COM
plete north and south line through AZ
RIGA. A lateral branch will be built from
Ujija east to the coast of Zanzibar.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1902-05-08

in London showed that machines trav-
cling at the rate of twenty miles an
hour could be stopped in two and half
times their length. 1t j. expected that
this test will induce the authorities to
increase the speed limit for automobiles
from the present rate twelve miles an
hour to eighteen miles.
In Toledo, O., the postoffice depart
ment will place on each letter box an
electrical device which will record at
the central Office when the box is open
ed. Some such apparatus is found to
be necessary to prevent collectors from
skipping boxes.
sciatic Rheumatism Cured After Four
teen Years Of Suffering.
81 have been afflicted with sciatic rheu'
matism for ourteen years. / was unable to
be around but constantly suffered. / d
every thing could hear of and at last was
told to try Chamberlains Pain Balm, which
l did and was Immediately relieved and in
a short time cuaed, and I am happy to say
it has not since returned" says Josh Ed
gar, Of Germantown. Cal. Why not use
this liniment and get well2 IFS sale
by Hanson and Emerson druggists.
y =
pffE |ss's Early Rlsel.s
Tho famous llttle pills.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1902-05-08

M. M. Austin, a civil war veteran.
Winchester, Ind, writes: ''My wife was
sick long time in spite OF good doctors
treatment, but was wholly cured by DR..
Kings New Life Pills, which worked
wonders for her health" They always do.
Try them. Only 25c at Fiesler & Nc
Neice's drug store.
Among the greatest sunerers from
the industrial depression in Germany
are the foreign workmen imported in
rush times. The demand for them
was especially great, in the mining and
building industries and in the textile
ablishments Of southwest Germany.
Circumstances have now greatly
changed, and the native German work
men have raised an cutlery against
their employment.
In Poland and Lithuania there is
very large export from Russia Of old
~galoches, which are subsequently melt
ed down and made into new galoches
and other india rubber goods. Russia
proper is the chief exporter of old ga
loches, only a comparatively small
quantity being exported from Poland,
where galoches are less used than in
the rest of the empire. Most Of them
are sent to America for manufacture.
1t Saved His Lea.
P. A. Danforth, of Lagrange, Ca, suf-
tered for six months with frighttul run
ming sore on his leg, but writes that Buck
lens Arnica Salve wholly cured it in five
days. For ulcers, wounds, piles, it is the
best in the world. Cure guaranteed. Only
25c. Sold by Fiesler & McNeice.
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An automobile truck is now employ.
ed for moving iron safes. 1t has two
propelling motors, and third elevates
the safe to it's place in the building. 1t
requires three men and six and half
minutes to place safe on seventh
floor. Formerly it required eight men
two and half hours.
Don't waste your money on worthless I'M
itations of Rocky Mountain Tea. Get the
genuine made only by the Madison Medi-
cine Co. A great family remedy. IS cts
Hanson & Emerson.
Syndicate Buys Mexican MINES.
Kansas City, April 30.-By a deal
inst closed here a New York syndicate
Secures two gold mines and a copper
mine in Mexico, the property of Buena
Ventura Bucera, one of the richest
men in the country. The consideration
Il is said, was 100000. The mines are
the Clenguira, the Cerococague and
the Piedras Verdes.
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A novel feeling of leaping, /: bounding
impulses go through the body. You fee
young, act young and are young after tax
ing Rocky Mountain Tea. 35cts. Hanson
& Emerson.
Hansemann, German investigator
is studying the cases of cancer discov.
cred for the first time at the post NOR.
TEN examination. He has already found
131, or 1874 per cent, Of I'll cases OF
cancer had not been diagnosed during
life.
Among Russian towns whose popula-
lions have most rapidly increased the
Polish center of Lodz is conspicuously
the first. Fifteen years ago the SO
called Russian Manchester was place
Of some $4,000 inhabitants. 1t now con-
tains an Industrial population Of S15.-
coo souls.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1902-05-08
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No Loss of Time.

have sold Chamherlain's collie, cholera
and diarrhoea remedy for: years, ande
would rather be out OF coffee and sugar than
st. sold five bottles Of it yesterday to
threshers that corl6 &. no farther, and they
are at work again this morning.-II. R.
Phelps, Plymouth, Oklahoma. AS will be
teen by the above the threshers were able
to keep on with their work without losing a
single days time. You Shout keep a
bottle of this remedy in your home. For
sale by Hanson & Emerson, druggists.
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The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1902-05-08

In 1843 gutta percha trees were abun-
dant on Singapore island and on the
Malay peninsula, but they have been
SO thoroughly cleaned out that the bo-
tanical gardens at Singapore cannot
obtain plants. The destruction of gutta
trees in Samatra and Borneo has been
widespread.
The London Lancet says that the es-
sential oil that forms the base Of all
perfumes is a powerful antiseptc and
possesses disinfectng properties equal
to those Of carbolic acid. A perfumed
handkerchief therefore may not only
please the sense of smell, but prove a
guard against infection.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1902-05-08
wants other4 to Know.

81 have used De Wits Little Early
Risers for constipation and torpid liver and
they are all right. / am glad to indorse
them for think when we find good
thing we ought to let others know it."
writes Alfred Heinze, Quincy, Ill. They
never grippe or distress. Sure, safe pills.
Hanson & Emerson.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1902-05-08
All Eyes on Texas.

Great is Texas. Her vast cotton crops
and marvellous oil discoveries amaze the
world. Now follows the startling state
ment of the wonderful work at Cisco. Tex.
of DR.. Kings New Discovery for Consump-
ton. My wife contracted severe lung
trouble which caused most obstinate
cough and finally resulted in profuse hem
orrhages, but she has been completely
cured by DR.. Kings New Discovery
writes editor J. J. Eager. 1t is positively
guaranteed fer coughs, colds and all throat
and lung troubles. soc and $I.oo. Trial
bottles free at Fiesler & McNeice.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1902-05-08

In Spandau, near Berlin. u great mil
itary center, tax has been put on au
tomato orchestrions, which are becom
ing an intolerable nuisance, as nearly
every restaurant has one. 1t is hoped
that the tax will reduce the plague.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1902-05-08
Dangerous If Neglected.

The kaiser has ordered the distr1Du-
ton Of 1000 copies of his photograph
among the sailors of the German navy.
Automobiles which have f1ange out
side a pneumatic tire are being used
for scouting on the Transvaal railways
An electric motor car recently dou-
bled the length of Great Britain, trav-
cling LOO miles at an expense of 5
cents mile.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1902-05-08
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Old Soldiers Experiince.

M. M. Austin, a civil war veteran
Winchester, Ind, writes: 'My wife was
sick long time in spite OF good doctors
treatment, but was wholly cured by DIR.
Kings New Life Pills, which worked
wonders for her health" They always do.
Try them. Only 25c at Fiesler & Nc
Neice's drug store.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1902-05-08

Electricity has increased the power of
Eeacoast lights to that Of 100000 can
dies. The mineral oil lamp of the "Doty
system" which was in almost univer-
sal use previous to the Introduction of
electricity. did not exceed $4,000 can
dies in the strength of its illumination.
The Delta independent., 1902-07-18
M~>
| WSS|
Heavy Lifting.

"The great advantage of my system
of physical culture" said the profes-
sor. glibly. lis that it is all light ex-
ercise with absolutely no heavy lift
ing
NO heavy lifting, eh?" retorted the
puny man Nevertheless. see by
your circular that the pupil has to
raise fifty dollars at the second les
son."
Utterly baffied. the mighty man
with the John l.. Sandscow should
ers stole away
The Delta independent., 1902-07-18
,BlEsslMS

Health mainly
medicinal remedy
Fig up
beneficial effects Price fy
and also from the method which ensures that ana
from the most Laxative needed and
value this all other a1atves tac gently
one quality buy the
The Delta independent., 1902-07-18
Not ALWAYS Needed.

Daughter have an invitation to
the theater, and have no chaperon.
Mother-You must have one. of
course, or you shan't go. It's from
Mr. Slimpurse, / suppose.
No; it's from Mr.. Fatpurse.'
"Um-never mind about the chap
eron."-New York Weekly.
The Delta independent., 1902-07-18
Too Truthful.

THE best of u.s. said the man
of generous inclinations, ARE occa-
sionally betrayed into deviation
from tine strict paths of truth"
George Washington never told a
lie" was the rejoinder
That is only hearsay There is
nothing on record to show that Wash
ington, personally, ever made the
claim. He was too truthful a man to
venture any such assertion
The Delta independent., 1902-07-18
A Bold Innovation,

Il hate to do IT, said Mr.. Storming-
ton Barnes, but 1t is the public taste,
not mine"
What are you contemplating"
"A few changes in Hamlet. People
demand topical illusions, and as the
scene is laid in Denmark, I'm going
to work in something about Capt.
Christmas and the Dutch West In
dies"
The Delta independent., 1902-07-18
Recommended to Marcy

Jack and had a tremendous quar-
rel and he was altogether in the
wrong. He has admitted as much.
Do you think ought to marry him?"
why, no, dear. AS he has con-
fessed his fault, l think you ought to
be generous and let him on"
The Delta independent., 1902-07-18
Bot, CeceiN cd.

81 don't know more unhappy mar
riage that the Jeremys. You see.
each thought the other had money,
and neither of them had"
We'll. there should be at least one
bond of sympathy between them
What is that"
THAT they are companions in mis-
fortune"
The Delta independent., 1902-07-18
A Trip to Cripple Creek Over the Flor.
ence Z Cripple Creek Railroad,

Turned inside out, upside down, in
a loop, under the bears den, over the
eagles nest, through small crevices.
crooks and turns In the massive rocks
and returned in the original package
feeling better than ever before.
The grandest mountain scenery In
the world. Greatly reduced rates now
in effect. Trains connect with the
Denver 4 Rio Grande railroad mt
Canon City and Florence. l.. n. Ford,
vice president and traffic manager.
The Delta independent., 1902-07-18
An Interrunted ator.

Yes said the Major lit was at
the ssashore. the tide was low, and
although the turtle weighed ncarlJ .
toni turned him OYER"
And then. as the crowd groanci,
the Major added. TO the authori-
ties" H. u
The Delta independent., 1902-07-18
Taking Hi. Shop Home.

CLOSE is the very meanest railroad
president in the business" snorted
little Buffer fiercely. He has refus-
ed me pass every time have asked
him for one"
Its the mans nature" exclaimed
Cagey. They say he will never pass
dishes at the luncheon table at
home"
The Delta independent., 1902-07-18
The Kind 10. A.r.

II think" she said. II should like
to marry an imaginative man"
Well" said her friend, speaking
very sweetly. what other kind of a
man can you ever expect to marry
If he has chance to see you in day
light? }
The Delta independent., 1902-07-18
Suspicious.

Barnes-But you think the fellow
is honest. don't you?
Howes-I hope he is. but he is so
particular to return lead pencil he
has borrowed that really. you know.
you can't help suspecting him Just
little.
The Delta independent., 1902-07-18
The Brute!

ut isn't much of supper" she
said. but you didn't leave me any
money this morning, and can't make
bricks without straw"
''Aw, l don't know. You did pretty
WE'LL" said the ruffian, as he lifted
one of the biscuits from the plate.
The Delta independent., 1902-07-18
He Mas Misinformed.

Dear met" exclaimed the first
nighter at the theater; this is a re-
markable era in the drama"
Very" replied the manager.
81 am told that your burlesque
prima donna earns E30 week."
NO. replied the manager with a
sigh. you are misinformed. She
doesn't earn it; but she gets it"
The Delta independent., 1902-07-18
sure 4, Be Preludiced.

Friend-Don't look so blue. You
have a good case.
Jimson-Fo use. I'll lose. I know I'll
lose. Every man on that jury either
rented or bought house from me
when I was in the real estate busi.
ness.
The Delta independent., 1902-07-18
erprems Court eustains the Foot.Eass
a. 7. Trade Marx. -. -

Justice Laughlin. in Supreme Court.
Buffalo. has ordered q permanent In
junction. with costs, and . full ae-
counting of sales. to issue against
Paul B. Hudson. the manufacturer OF
the foot powder called 'Dr. Clark's
Foot Powder" and also against .
retail dealer OF Brooklyn. restraining
them from making or selling the DR..
Clark's Foot Powder. which is declar-
ed, in the decision o: the Court. an
imitation and infringement OF Foot
Ease" the powder to shake into your
shoes. Allen 8. Olmsted Of lie Roy.
N. Y. is the owner OF the trademark
''Foot-Ease." Similar suits will be
brought against others who are now
infringing on the Foot-Ease trade
mark and common law rights.
The Delta independent., 1902-07-18
Then the remIper.ture E.,I.

Ella-Yesterday was my birthday
and Fred sent me rose for each year
OF my age. ] don't see how he knew
how old I was
stella-Very likely he didn't; prob
ably he took all the roses the florist
had.
The Delta independent., 1902-07-18
All in the p. 8

Lady (at telegraph office-)-How
much will it cost to send this mes.
sage?
clerk-seventy-nine cents for the
message and thirty cents for the post
script.
(, Lady-Well. cut out the message.
The Delta independent., 1902-07-18
There Wa, an interval

Jack-What makes you look 80
slum? ! should think you'd feel jolly
after receiving the invitation to that
swell dinner next week.
Dick-Tnat's all right; but what am
to do In the meantime.
The Delta independent., 1902-07-18
100 Much of : Start.

did you catch your train last
night?' asked his employer OF Soob-
urbs.
No" replied Sooburbs YEARLY; "it
had been gone about FIVE minutes
when l got to the station. and | didn't
think it was any use to try"
The Delta independent., 1902-07-18
Knew His Business.

81 understand that ..she young doc.
tor who came here only few months
ago has already built up large prac.
tice. Why is 1T"
"He announced himself to be
specialist in ping-pong diseases"
The Delta independent., 1902-07-18
DELIGHTFUL EASTERN TeIps.

The Lake Shore & Michigan South.
ern. Ry. has just issued new sum.
mer book, Lake snore Tours" show
ing selected list Of eastern resorts.
with routes and rates. Copy will be
sent on application to c. F. DAILY,
Chief A. G.. p. A.. Chicago.
The Delta independent., 1902-07-18
CAT Il skill.

THAT eastern cashier speculatec. ;
And. Of course, was unsucC .ssfu,.' p
why do you Jump to that .onclu
sion?" Because they don't call 4,
speculation when the cashier wins"
The Delta independent., 1902-07-18
Makinu Reo.r..tar.

Customer Ito head waiter)-Here,
sir, this clumsy fellow spilled over
half my cup Of tea down my back.
Head Waiter Ito waiter, sternly)-
Bring this gentleman a full cup Of tea,
instantly.-London Punch.
The Delta independent., 1902-07-18
StyIe in Eden.

"There!" remarked Eve as she held
her creation off at arms length. 81
fiatter myself this is in style even If it
is home made"
And. indeed, the artistic arrange
ment OF six pterodactyl wings in front
and ten yards of Florida moss hang
ing down the back gave it quite a
1902 effect.
The Delta independent., 1902-07-18
A Slow Leoi.I.,o,.

ITS good thing my wife isn't in
the legislature. She's regular OBJ
structionist"
How is that?"
why, never go to dinner that she
doesn't lay\some bill or other on the
table"
The Delta independent., 1902-07-18
Needed 4 Rest.

Mrs. Brown-When a cannibal king
dies they kill all his wives SO they
can accompany him on his journey
isn't that awful!
Mr.. Brown-Fierce! They ought to
give the poor guy month to himself.
anyway.-Puck.
The Delta independent., 1902-07-18
His Fell DESIGN.

Ida-You look nervous, dear.
May-Yes. l am sure Dick is going
to propose when we get out on the
links.
Ida-What makes you think SO.
May-Why, heard Dick bribing
the caddy to make out he was too
tired to keep up with us.
The Delta independent., 1902-07-18
Because" F"

Annette-Why did you accept
Jack instead of Tom? Jack, you know
has nothing and Tom has half mil.
lion.
Eloise-We1l. if you must know,
Jack asked me and Tom didn't-Chi.
cago News.
The Delta independent., 1902-07-18
eankrupted by Rats.

"A merchant of Essex. England, re-
Gently declared In the bankruptcy
court that he had been ruined by rats.
which had entered his warehouse and
ate and destroyed his wares.
The Delta independent., 1902-07-18
Extravaoant,

Hes such spendthrift."
Dreadful. Why. he even goes to
a church lawn party and gets away
without being called stingy."
The Delta independent., 1902-07-18

Benedict-GIve me a few pointers on
how to manage a wife, old chan. Meek.
Can't, my boy; but can give you no
end of advice on how to be managed by
q wife so that you'll think you are the
manager.
The Delta independent., 1902-07-18
Happy Family In a Pigeon Box.

Five kittens. their mother and two
young pigeons are sharing in perfect
amity the occupancy Of u pigeon box
at Weston-super-Mare. England.
The Delta independent., 1902-07-18
Hsil's Catsrrh Cure
Il taken internally. Price, TIC.

A very mild apology: "If I have
done anything am sorry for am will
ling to he forgiven"
The Delta independent., 1902-07-18

To Cure . Gold in Ono day.
Take Laxative Bromo Quinins Tablets All
d1uggists refund money II II fails to cure. 2cc
The Delta independent., 1902-07-18

A man may have courage enough to
charge up San Juan hill and yet he
frightened half to death when he Is In
LANCER Of waking the baby.
The Delta independent., 1902-07-18

Tough-Looking Individual Ito lonely
traveller; time, 2 a. m)-Would you
please be SO kind as to help poor
man with = big family. Besides this
revolver I have nothing else in tho
wide world.
The Delta independent., 1902-07-18

No chrome or cheap premiums, but
a better quality and One-third more OF
Defiance Starch for the same price OF
other starches.
The Delta independent., 1902-07-18

4lGo's Curs for Conaumptioa IL - infsiiibls
asdiane for coughs and coida-N. W. sAAus1.
ooeaa 0revs, N. j.. Feb. II. l0oQ