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Condolences of Dates.

Attention has often been called to
the curious fact of the date Sept fig
uring so largely in the history of Oliver
Cromwell. That very dominating man
was born on Sept 3. 1899; he won the
battle Of Dunbar Sept 3, 1850; that of
Worcester Sept. 3, 1861, and he died
Sept. 3, 1868. But we have lately come
across some condolences of dates
which, so far as we know, have not
been noticed before. The number SO
seems to have had fatal influence on
the Stuarts. Robert H., the first Stu
art king, died in 1888; James III. was
killed at the siege Of Roxburghe Cas-
tie, 1888; Mary, queen Of Scots, was
beheaded in Fotheringay, 1888 new
Style; James VII. on. Of England
was dethroned in 1888; Bonny Prince
Charlie died in Rome. 17SS, and with
him died the last hopes Of the Jacob
ties
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smoke Too Late.

The good minister Of Scottish par
ish had once upon a time great wish
for an old couple to become teetotal-
ers, which they were in nOwise eager
to carry out. After much pressing
however. they consented. laying down
as a condition that they should be al
lowed to keep a bottle Of "Auld Kirk"
for medicinal purposes. About a fort
night afterward John began to feel his
resolution weakening, but he was de-
termined not to be the first to give
way.
In another week, however, he col
lapsed entirely. Jenny woman" he
said, 1--WE an awful pain in My held.
Ye MIGHT gle ME a wee drappie an see
gin it'll dee me ony guild"
"Weli, gudeman," she replied, "ye're
owre late O. askin'. for ever sin that
bottle cam into the hoose I've been
bothered sac WI pains l. my held t is
a. dune, an there's nae drappie left"
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A Boston TRANSLATION.

Little EmersOn-Mamma, | find no
marginal note in calculation Of this ex-
preston, which / observe frequently to
occur in my volume Of FAIRY Tale
Classics" with bated breath" What
is the proper Interpretation Of the
phrase?
Mamma-"With bated breath" my
son, commonly occurs in fairy tales.
Your father often returns from pisca-
torial excursions with bated breath.
The phrase in such instances, however,
has no significance as applying to the
bait employed to allure the fish, but Is
merely an elastic term of dubious
meaning and suspicious origin, utilized,
as have already intimated, simply be-
cause Of the sanction which 1t has gain
ed by customary usage in fairy tales
generally. Do you comprehend, Emer-
son?
Little Emerson-Perfectly, mamma
Judge
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1901 THE SUN 1902
tn PAPEA IFIHE TEC' Ell II
PEOPLE AID WITH HE PEOP' (.
HONEST IN NOTivE, FE4RL-
IN EXPLOSION, FOUND
IN PKlN IPLE.

While main tanning unimpaired the bigb
standards Of private lie and pun ic ro,icy
which it has uphelo ubisiierirRly for more
than sixty.four years The SUN is also n
the front rank OF modern Journalism ID
every factor whirh enters INTO the pIOoue.
ton of great newspaper.
Its sJe-ial Correspondents throughout the
United States, 50 well as IN Europe, hina,
South Afries, the Philippines. Porto bicO,
Cuba and every other psrs Of the world sup
plement the efforts Of the z, neral sfencie- by
which IL Is also served, so that 1t is enabled
TO print all the news every Gay in-the week
It's Washington and New York bureaus arc
among the best in the Uni cd Sales q.
THEsUs's market iepoTts anu CONNER
cisl columns are corplete ard rel alb G, ard
put the farmer, the merchant and the iro-
ker In touch with the markets of Baltimore,
Norio !, Charleston, New York Chicago
Philadelphia and all other important points
in the United States and other countries.
1HE is the best tyIe of q newspaper,
morally and intellectually.
The SUN IL Published on Sunday, as vel
as every other day Ct the week
By mali 1HE ALLY UN 81 yesr in
GLIDING The sUSDAY FUN, 81 he SUN
DAY sUS alone, a. 90 y,sr. lie EkRLY
sUN 1 90 year.
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Fine China.

Fine china needs care in washing
and drying and should never be placed
in nervous or Indifferent hands. Treat
ed lovingly, china will last fer years
and even generations. Only a piece
should be put in the tub at one time
the soap should be made into suds be-
fore putting anything in, and the wa
ter must be very warm, not hot. FL
naIly rinse in water that's just the
same-warm. A good supply of fine,
soft towels is a necessity, and, thus
equipped, the washing Of china is not
a hard task. China will shine beauti-
fully If wiped out of clear warm wa
ter
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AIsxsmasia 3aastts.
SATURDAY Ev-NINe. FEB 10, 1872
Her Best Front.

1t was at Nantucket one summer that
A city visitor learned new way oil
displaying ones personal adornments
during a call upon one of the native
Nantucketers. 1t was nice old lady
who was entertaining the strangers.
and she was very anxious that they
should see everything to advantage
and that even she herself should make
as good an appearance as possible. I'm
fortunately she had not been forewarn-
ed OF the visit and was not entirely
prepared for 1t.
'Tf l had only known you were COM
ing" she said alphabetically. Il should
have had on my best front. This Is
only my second best, but you can see
the other when you so out, for al
ways keep It in the front ROOM"
Surely enough. on taking their leave
the visitors were piloted through the
front room, and there in the inside OF
the melodeon, when heavy green ba-
rege veil was carefully lifted. a nicely
waved hair piece was to be seen, the
hostess best front"
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Address THE SUN, New York
ST. NICHOLAS

FOB YOUNG FOLKS.
Are there any boys OF girls In your hon o ?
If so, do you want them TO grow up familiar
with the best Literature and art, and with ali
their best impulses quick enedP There lie Q
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greatest educational influence Of our time.
st. Nicholas for Young Folks" lie the me-
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mended by educators everywheie-it con-
tains only the very est and most helpful and
entertaining literature, aud II is illustrated By
the greatest of American illustrators,
IN 1902
some rev features are 10 be introduced into
this famous periodieal-one is the printing OF
long stores complete in q single number
no serials. A splerdld group Of stories BY
the test living writers Tor young folks has
been gathered for this purpose.
NATURE STUDY"
Is now great feature Of ST. Nicholas. The
young readers atk questions and they are
answered In q department called Mature
and Science" Private schools take the mag
szine for this alone. The "St. Nicholas
League" is an organization Of st. Nicholas
readers wherein prizes are offered for tie
best pictures, stories, poems, etc.
$500 A YEAR
November and December numbers free 10
new subscribers who oegin with January.
November begins the volume.)
A beautiful pamphlet I'm color,) describing
ST. Nicholas sent free 10 any address. GET IL
for the boys and girls. Address,
THE CENTURY CO.,
Union Square, New York.
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The bug BIbIe.

The bug Bible was printed in 1919
by the authority of Edward VI. and
its curiosity lies in the rendering Of
the fifth verse of the Ninety-frst
Psalm, which, as we know. runs,
'Thou shalt not be afraid for the ter
ror by night nor for the arrow which
hieth by day." but in the above YER
sion ran. $50 thou shalt not nede to
be afraid Of any bugges by night"
Ludicrous as this sounds, 1t is not
etymologically without justification.
"Bug" is derived from the Welsh word
''bwg," which meant a hobgoblin or
terrifying specter, a signifcation trace
able in the word commonly in use to-
day-"bugbear Shakespeare once
or twice uses the word in this primary
sense, notably when he makes Hamlet
say, "Such bugs aud COLLINS in my
ufa0
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One Dollar A Year,
But at any price THE BEST.
New York Tribune Publica-
lions.

New York Tribune Publica-
lions.
IHENEW YORK Tribune comes pretty
near being sn ideal newspaper. II iS clean
without being dull, enteIprisiDg without
ing sensational, and 10 fair snd accurate as
human foreIhought and cave can make 1t
THE Tribune has positive convictions OF its
own on ell the sIoa' questions Of the Gay, but
it is broad enough ard liberal enough 10 give
all reasonal opportunity TO hear the other
side.
Every occurrence or development Of sufi-
cient importance to engage the attention Of
self respecting intelligent people is sure TO
find adequate treatment in THE TRIBUNE,
by Il xt or picture, or BOTH
What Is true OF The Dsily Tribune
applies with force, though in modified ioIm,
TO the other publications issued from The
Tribune Office. The TkIBUNE WEEKLY
REVIEW, Issued every Saturday, 81 ables
peTsons living in the email towns or villages
to keep in touch with the best thought OF the
nation, just as we'll Is thote a, the ednea-
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he essential happenings of the wtek-the
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progress. Por sending to friends abroad yon
cannot find any thing tetter.
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provide interesting reading matter for the
women and young foIBs. 81 year.
THE TRI.WEEKLY TRIBUNE is, II the
Phrase may be permitted, the ''teef TIA" Of
rHR DAILY Tribune. In the three
issues OF each week it summarizes The
DAILY TRIBUNE while giving in their en-
Iirety many Of the very beat features and Il.
Illustrations. Fer those who have neither the
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year.
THE TRIBUNE ALMANAC for 1902
will be bigger, better and more valuable than
ever. AL the records and statistics worth
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Feline Deprnyity,

ooh, Horace" walled his young wife,
81 have just found out that Ajax, our
beautiful Angora cat, has been leading
q double lifew
THAT makes eighteen, l suppose"
said Horace. "What has he been do
ingY
You know let him out every morn
ing, because he seems to want TO go
and play out of doors. Well, 1 have
discovered that he goes over to the
Robinsons and let's them feed him and
pet him"-Chicago Tribune.
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Sout b ern h ailway.

Schedule correussd to January IA, 1902
Trains leave southern hallway Station,
Alexandria:
8:23 A. NJ Dsily-Locsl for Harrison
burg. Wsrrepton, Charlotte and way stations
11:05 a. M.-Dsiiy-t -eaves Washington
sou ,heIR Station )-Wssbing'on, bjcbmond
and Florida Limitei Wis edmond and Dan.
vile ffss class coach ard drswing-ioom sni
81. eper to Jacksonville. Dining ear service.
I1a35 A. M.-Daily-U. .. Fast Mail.
First class coaches ard drawing-room sleeper
to New 0rlesns. Dining car service
11:57 A. M-Week Dsys-Loeal for War.
enton sni Charlottesville.
4:23 =. M.-Meek Days--Local for Hsr-
risonburg and way stations on Manassas
branch.
4:52 P. M.-Daily--LOcal for Wsrrenton
$50 P.M-Wesk Dsys-"Tte Southern's
Pain Limited"-All Ppllman train New
York aud Washington to Aiken, Augusta and
st. August ne, Ia composed Of club, COM
partmcnt, drawiDg-room and observation care
Dining car service.
1O;iO p. -Daily-WsshIng and
Chattanooga Limited (via Lyncbburg). FirsI
class coach aud sleeping car to Roanoke,
Knoxville, Chattanooga and Memphis Sleep
or to New Orleans. Dining car service.
1910 P. M.-nsiy-Sew York and At
lanta xpre.s- First class cosch aud slet per
10 Atlanta Mondays. v ednesdsys and FRI
Days sunset boute Tourist sleeper Washing
ton to San Francisco.
1915 P. M Daily New York and Flor
da Express. First elass coach and sleeper to
9svannsh, Jacksonville and Port Tampa
Sleeper to Augusta, With connections for
Aiken, summerville Charleston and AtlaJ t..
Dining car service,
11:05 P. M.-Daily-Wsshingt and
Southwestern Limited. All Pullman train,
club and observation cars to Atlanta and
Macon. sleepers to Nashville, Atlanta. Ma
cor, Memphis and New Orleans, Dining car
service.
TRAINS ON BLUEM0NT BRANCH.
Leave Alexandria at 300 A. N. daily.
III 1 and 4:55 P. NJ. week days; snd 1888
P. NJ. Sundays only for B'uemont, and 6:33
P. N. week days for Leesburg.
Through trains from the South arrive 81
Alexandri' CIT, 6:32 and 7:15 A. II. and
0:57 A. NJ. Daily except Monday, and
LAO and $40 P. NJ daily. From Harrison
burg, 1l:16 A. N. wee ( GAYS and 800 p.
" daily. From Cbarlottesvi, e.t6 A. NJ
and 9:2O P. NJ. daily.
For detailed schedule figures, tickets, Pull
man reservation. ETC., sppiy 70 A. q. MOssi
ucket agent, Alexandria, Va.
FRANK S. CANNON, 3rd V. P. & @, III.
g. II. HARDWICK, Gen. Passenger Agen1
l.. b. Brown, General Agent
Washington, D. G.
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MEDICINAL
One Person
Tells Another
ABOUT xopOL DYSPEPSIA CURE.
That's Why its Sale IL Increasing so Rap
tdIy-So there must be Something
On Merit After All.

Fair minded people always admit 1t
when they find an article OF merit. IL
it has done them good they want 1t to
help others, too. thousands bear
witness to the wonderful curative
qualities of Kodol Dyspepsia Cure. 1t
Is the only preparation which pos
itively and completely digests any
good food you may eat. No one dis
putes the fact that some other digest
ants partially accomplish this result.
Pepsin, for instance, is found in the
healthy stomach. When it is lacking,
the patient takes pepsin and it helps
him. But pepsin digests only album
Inous foods, like meat and eggs. May
be there's plenty of pepsin and lack
Of the other digestants. Then 1t
does no good. That S the trouble with
the other preparations. They don't
contain all the digestants. Kodol
Dyspepsia Cure contains them all. 1t
digests any good food you want. You
don't have 10 diet. The feeling OF
fulness after eating is Immediately
relieved by Kodol Dyspepsia Cure.
fused Kodol Dyspepsia Cure for dyspepsia
highly recommend IT," f. D. Williamson.
CerrOgordo. N. O.
II had dyspepsia in its worst form and felt
miserable most OF the time until used kodol
Dyspepsia Cure, which has completely cured
mel Mrs. W. W. saylor, Hilliard. Pa.
Kodol Dyspepsia Cure
Cures all Stomach Troubles.
n-.-..A .-t.k.r n rN,Hu,-n q. 10 C,fca M
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NTAsBINGToN, ALEXANDRIA AND
w MOUNT VERNON HALLWAY.
In Effect November 1, 1901.
LEAVE ALEXANDRIA.

LEAVE ALEXANDRIA,
For Washington, f., "a corner ming snd
q. . stIeeLs, alEC stops At King and Washing
,on,a and King and Payne streets, week tay.
Al 8 So, T. "a, 6 So, 7 10 (express), Al
90, $40 (express), 30, 8 90, 80
1000, 10 So, 10 So, 10, IL AZ q. m. tex
press,, IL 10, IL As (express), 90, 1 20,
i 46 (express), 2 10, 2 46 (ezpress), 90,
80, 40 (eXpress), IL, SO lexpress),
90, 20 (expressl 40, OF, 80
90. 7 10 (expIess), 500, 40, ~
10 10 and IL 10 p. m.
sundays-7 90, 3 10, 8 90, 8 As, 10 %,
10 As, II 10. II 40 8. M, IL 10, IL 40,
10, i 40, - 2 40, DO, 40, 4 70,
40. 8 10, 8 40, . 10, d 40, ! 10 40,
. 10, 8 40, 8 30, 10 10. and IL 10 p. m.
Leave Alexandria 10, Four Mile Run, I'm
ADDITION to local trains for Washington week
days, at IL 90 p. m. and IL so a. N. sun
days, IL 81 p. m. and IL 20 a. m.
LEAVE WASHINGTON.
For Alexandria, from the corner Of
Pennsylvsnis avenue and 1914 street, week
8 70 10 20, 10 70, IL OO, IL 30 q. m. IL 90
,expressJ ~ 70, IL AS, % (eS ?ress), 1 %,
2 90, 2 80, 3 O. texpress) 80, 3 %, 4 IA
,express), ABB, "a, %, % ,express),
. AZ, & 03, 30, 06, 80, 8 W, s 45,
9 80. 10 16, IL 20 and IL So D. IN.
Sundays 40, 8 90, 8 45, /. 80, IL %,
IL 80 a. NJ, ~ 90 noon, IL 80, co
/ 80, 2 90. 2 30, 3 90, 3 30, 4 90, 4 30
8 90, 8 30, 90, u 80, 7 90, 7 30, 8 90
) 40, 8 ~, 10 10, IL 20 sno IL 90 +. N.
FOE MOUNT VERNON.
Leave Alexandria for Mount Vernon, week
days, at 65, z W, 3 so, 10 81, IL 81
a. Il, IL 80, 1 30, 2 80, 3 81, A AZ, OIL,
7 39, and 10 OF p. m.
sundays-7 or, 8 30 3. M, ~ 30, 2 81,
4 80, OF, 80, and 10 OF p. m.
Leave Mount Vernon, week days, at . "A,
7 AZ, %, IL 10 q. M, IL ~, 1 20, 20
g 20 4 10, 30, o 40, 5 65, and 10 40
sundsys-7 40, 1915 8. m. 10, 3 15
30, 40, 8 90, and 10 sOp.m.
FOR RossLYN.
Leave Alexnndria for Rosslyn, Weeg dsyt
s so, "a, q 55, Z 10, 8 20, B 30, 100,
% 10, 10 Sc H., ~ 10, IL 40, L 4o,
2 AS, AZ, 90, 8 20, 8 40, BOZ z OO
sundays-s 10. 8 90, 8 As, 10 as. II 46.
a. ~, l. AS, L 45, = as, 40. 40, 40
. 40, and 40 ?. N.
Leavs RosslyD for Alexandria, week days
q %, 90, z 80, 7 90, 3 81, 06, 10 VI
10 06, and Ii Az O. M, II 40, 81, 2 %
3 81, 4 80, 8 80, 500, g q, 7 OF, 90
ana 3 80 p. N.
sundays 90, o AZ, 10 %, II 81 .. M,
IL III, 2i, 2 II, 21, A 81, 8 p, 62l,
7 u md D II p. IN.
Baggage checked and carried on the fol-
lowing trains from Alexandra for Washing,
ION week days, 8 80 and 10 SO a. NJ, 70
8 90 and q OF p. m.
sundAys-s is q. m. and 10 pm.
Parcels carried.
Freight carried daily, morning anu even.
ing, in each direction. No freight accepted
unless delivered at tile station at least 30
minutes before the departure Of the freight
trains.
q. Z. ABBOT, ]. CoLvIN,
President. superintendent.
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Hia Fortune.

"Who is that handsome young man
standing over there" inquired an old
gentleman Of a rich old lady at party.
That's my sonin-law. He's a very
brilliant young man; made large for
tune by The law"
'Tndeedr' said the old gentleman.
How's thatT'
'The law made him my daughters
husband. "-London Answers.
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A Zoo Discussion.

"You know" said the orang outang,
"that man is descended from a mon
key"
Eyes" answered the chimpanzee,
"and his descent has been very great.
But let us set it down to his credit that
he tries to rise again. Every now and
then you hear of some man who is do
ing his best to make monkey of him
self."-Washington Star.
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Looking and Seeing.

There is much in knowing how to
see sights. The discreet and skillful
person, when confronted with varie-
ty of attractions, will carefully select
those that are for him the best and
then will devise means to see them
with the least wear and tear. But
there are excitable people who set out
TO see everything, tire themselves out,
see only half of anything and are dis
satisfied in the end.
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OulcIc Work.

''That editor is terribly slow at read
ing manuscript"
Think so? Why. l know the time
he went through twelve stories in less
than minute"
"Graciousl When was that?"
'When the elevator e."-Phila-
delphia Press
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RAILROADS.
Washington Southern Railway Co.

Trains leave station corner Fayette snd
Cameron streets for Washington and points
north at 7 20. 8 90 snd 8 81 q m - Is,
2 SO. 6 10, 100 8 IS and IL % p. H.,
week dsya
sundavs-7 %, 8 "a and IL As .. m,
6 10, 7 90, 13 and IL % p. m
Tor Fredsricksb rig. Richmond and points
south at AZ, $50 QocaD, IL 05 ard
IL n = m, SO. a. QOcal). and 10 p.
m, week dsys.
sundsys-4 As. IL 05 and IL II q. M,
3 SO, "A (ocs), and 10 p m
Accommodation for Qusrtico 8 SO 8. m.
sunday only and IL 70 a. m. week days.
8 70 p. 10. keep Sa.uIdAy.
W JAYLOR. Traffic Manager.
w. ID. DUKE, General snsger.
r. T ID. MYERS, Pres mt.
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The Hefel Nut.

Betel nuts, the produce of the areca
palm, are chiefly used as a masticatory
by the natives Of the east. They are
too small to be applied to many orna-
mental uses, but are occasionally en-
ployed by the turner and wrought into
beads for bracelets, small rosary cases
and other little fancy articles. In the
Museum of Economic Botany at Kew
there is a walking stick made of these
nuts, sliced, mounted or supported on
an iron center.
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BOOKS AND STATIONERY.
MCCLURE'S.
A. NEW FEATURE FOR 1909.

A. NEW FEATURE FOR 1909.
NEW ROMANTIC LOVE sToRi by Pooth
darlington. A tale OF love at the time Of
the Mexican War.
TBUE STORY OF TIE sTANDARD OIL.
by Ida A TGbsll. Hotsn economic treatise,
but xciting history.
GREATEST OF tbs cLD MAsTEES. By
john La Fargo. Their finest pictures repro
oucsd in tiuts.
NIB. I0OLkY ON BIS TRAVELS.
WILLIAM ALLEN WHITE on Tillman,
Plat, Cleveland and Others.
CLARA MOBkIS's STAGE BEC0LLEC
TIONs.
A BATTLE OF MILLIONAIBEs. By the
author Of "Wsll Street Stories"
The FOBEsT BUNNEB. terial Tale OF
the Michigan Woods.
JOSEPHINE DODGE DASKAM. Moro
Child etoTits.
EMMY LOU STORIES by George Madden
Martin.
illustrated prospectu', describing In foil
many other features, cent free to any sddIess
S s. Noel URE CO., 141.I55 East 25th
Street. New York.
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Easily n Good Thing.

'Did you say that hair restorer IS a
good thing" asked the patron.
yes" answered the barber, with
some slight hesitation; 'ft's a good
thing. We sell several bottles week
at a dollar a bottle"
''But how do you know It's good
thing"
Because the profit on every bottle
Is 75 cents."-Washingto Star.
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should Keep Something.

New Woman-Simply because wo-
man marries a man is no reason why
she should take his name.
Old Bachelor-Just so. The poor fell
low ought to be allowed to keep some
thing he can call his own.-St Louis
Republic.
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Quite Technical.

1.-THE reason he is so irritable is be-
cause he is teething," explained the
fond mother.
"Tndeedp' remarked Mr.. Oldbatch,
wishing to appear learned. "And
when will it be hairingT'-St. Louis
Republic.
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Her Pet Pig.

A young woman in London took q
pig IN infancy and brought it up, as she
says, "like a Christian" Complain
was made to the authorities the othe'
day, and the sanitary officers who went
to investigate found the pig in bed be.
tween two white sheets, with its head
on a pillow and its body covered witt
a white lace Counterpart.
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Her Explanation.

'Do you mean to say such a physical
wreck as he is gave you that black
eye% asked the magistrate.
"Sure, your honor. he wasn't phys
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