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The Savannah morning news., 1902-07-23

In Augsburg, Bavaria, the other day
a man was arrested in a railway sta
ton on the charge that he had made
nuisance of himself. The mans Of
Tense was in a prolonged and affec-
Tomato kiss bestowed upon a female
relative who was about to depart by
train. 1t was alleged before the mag
istrate who heard the case that the
man and his female relative had got
in the way of people while they were
kissing, had delayed the departure of
the train and otherwise impeded traf-
fc. The German railway authorities
are said TO be contemplating a rule
similar to that of the Pennsylvania
road in Philadelphia. forbidding kiss
ing at the trains.
The Savannah morning news., 1902-07-23

Ex-Chief of Police Devery of New
York. who is making a spirited fight
for the Democratic leadership of the
Ninth district, has added two new ideas
to his bread, beer and a circus" plan
of campaign. He is distributing free
ice to the poor of the district. and
is employing doctors, at his own ex-
pense, TO visit the sick babies of the
poor. He requires that the doctors
shall be Democrats and know their
business.
The Savannah morning news., 1902-07-23
FREIGHT AND PARCEL CAR.

Leaves east side of City Market for
Thunderbolt. Cattle Park, Sandfiy. Isle
of Hope and all intermediate points
9:15 a. M, Ills p. M, SIS p. m.
Leaves Isle of Hope for Sandfiy,
Cattle Park, Thunderbolt and all in
termediate points-6:00 a. M, HOO a.
M, 500 D. m.
Freight car leaves Montgomery at
$50 a. m. and 2:53 p M, connecting at
Sandfiy with regular parcel car for
city.
Parcel car from the city carries
freight to Montgomery on each trip.
Regular parcel car carries trailer on
each trip for accommodation of pass
engers.
Any further information regarding
passenger schedule or freight service
can he had by applying to
G. o. NAGLE, Manager.
The Savannah morning news., 1902-07-23

Sight has been temporarily lost of
the Hon Ben It. Gable, of the Dem
ocratic Congressional Campaign
Committee, who has been in
Europe for some weeks. He was
due to arrive in New York
ten days ago, but has not shown up.
However, there is no reason for alarm.
The Hon. Ben knows how to take care
of himself. He may be chasing one
of those American export discount
sheets to it's lair. If he is. he will
capture it and bring it back with him;
and then there will be something do
ing"
The Savannah morning news., 1902-07-23

A dispatch from Austin, Tex, says
that Senator Bailey is still on the war
path. fixed in his determination to have
the official scalps of both Ambassador
to Mexico Clayton and Solicitor PEN
field of the State Department. Wheth-
er he will take their physical as we'll
as official scalps depends upon circum-
stances
The Savannah morning news., 1902-07-23

If Washington rumors are reliable,
the Hon. David Bremner Henderson
is likely to have strong opposition for
the speakership of the House in the
next Congress. 1t is said to be an
open secret that the President is not
pleased with the present leadership of
the majority in the House, and that
if Mr.. Littlefield of Maine can be in
duced to enter the contest for the
Epeakership. the weight of the admin
istration's influence will be thrown to
him. This is believed to have much
TO do with the Presidents newly ac-
quired fondness for the gentleman from
Maine.
The Savannah morning news., 1902-07-23
COLLINSVILLE LINE.

(Fair GROUNDS and Dale AVe)
Beginning at 500 a. M, cars leave
Bolton and OFT streets every Is min
utes; returning, cars leave Estill ave-
nue. and Waters road at 6:07 a. m. and
every Is minutes thereafter, connecting
with cars on Thunderbolt line. Be-
ginning at 900 p. M. cars run every 30
minutes until 200 o'clock.
Through cars are operated between
Market and Thunderbolt via Collins
vile and Dale avenue as follows:
Lv. Market. Lv. Thunderbolt.
6:45 a. m. 1880 a. m.
6:45 p. m. 1880 p. m.
The Savannah morning news., 1902-07-23


Probably the shortest summer SER
mon on record was preached the other
evening at Houghton, Mich, by the
Rev. Henry Gillingham. Two or three
members of his congregation requested
him to "cut it short" on account of the
heat, and the preacher resolved to
crafty their wishes. After a brief
preliminary service he arose and said !:
Text, Luke; 1924: And he cried and
said: Father Abraham, have mercy
on me, and send Lazarus. that he may
dip the tip of his finger in water and
cool my tongue. for l am tormented of
the flame" - Three persons, Abraham,
Dives and Lazarus. 1t was hot where
Dives was, He did not like it. He
wanted to get out. So do we. Let us
pray!" That was the whole sermon
1t pleased the sweltering assemblage
immensely, and the people agreed in
their discussion on the way home that
Mr. Gillingham was a genius.
The Savannah morning news., 1902-07-23

Representative Sulzer of New York
characterizes Theodore Roosevelt as
"Jekyl and Hyde President" who
is strenuous in talk respecting the
trusts, but weak in performance.
The Savannah morning news., 1902-07-23
The weather.

The indications for Georgia to-day
are fair weather, except showers along
the coast; light variable winds; and
for Eastern Florida showers and thun-
derstorms; light variable winds.
The Savannah morning news., 1902-07-23
THUNDERBOLT LINE.
City Market to Casino, via Bolton
StreaA Junction

Beginning at 5:45 a. M, cars leave
City Market for Casino at Thunderbolt
every Is minutes until 1870 D. m.
Cars leave Bolton Street Junction rs
minutes after leaving time at City
Market.
Beginning at 5:53 a. M, cars leave
Casino at Thunderbolt every IS min
utes until 1908 midnight
The Savannah morning news., 1902-07-23
WEST END LINE.
(Lincoln Park.)

Car leaves west side of City Market
for Lincoln Park 600 a. m. and every
40 minutes thereafter until Il 80 p. m.
Car leaves Lincoln Park for Market
$40 a. m. and every 40 minutes there
after until 1900 o'clock midnight.
The Savannah morning news., 1902-07-23

In Need of Treatment.-"He says
he fell in love with her at first sight"
Perhaps l can be OF service 10 him.
l know first-class oculist."-Phila-
delphia Bulletin.
The Savannah morning news., 1902-07-23

There is sadness in Paris and ap-
prehension in New York. Likewise
Washington and Albany are i'll at ease,
and the remainder of the country waits
hushed for the latest news. Chauncey
Depew has dyspepsia, in the French
capital. Surrounded by multitude of
the greatest cooks on earth, he is able
to eat nothing but egg shaken in milk.
The days seem blue to him, he says.
They are positively black to the rest
of us, and nothing will serve to dispel
the gloom but a. feast of chestnuts
served hot, as only Chauncey can serve
them. 1t is to be hoped that he will
hurry home, as soon as he can, leave
the French cooks behind and give his
stomach a chance
The Savannah morning news., 1902-07-23

If Mr.. Littlefield of Maine were
really looking for a club with which to
hit the trusts a stunning blow, he could
find one in a policy CT seven words,
viz: The repeal of all purely protec-
tive duties. As matter OF fact, how
ever. It seems that Mr.. Littlefield is la
boriously engaged upon the problem,
How Not to DO It
The Savannah morning news., 1902-07-23

Atlanta has no Campanile to tumble
in ruins, but she might we'll substitute
the car shed.
The Savannah morning news., 1902-07-23

Connects at Sandfy with parcel car
for city.
sConnects at Sandfy with parcel car
for Isle of Hope.
The Savannah morning news., 1902-07-23

The question has been raised in
Washington as to~the legality of the
President retiring Gen. Jacob n. Smith
for his kill. burn and destroy order
in the Philippines. 1t is argued that
under the law the President has the
right to review, and, if he so deter
mines. to mitigate the verdict of a
court martial, but he has not the au-
thority to increase the severity OF a
sentence by court martial. The claim
is set up that the President has re-
tired Gen. Smith, not as a separate
military act, but as a result of the
court martial, taking the verdict of
the court martial as the basis of his
action. The courts sentence was that
Gen. Smith be reprimanded. to which
the President has added the punish
ment of retirement from active duty,
making the retirement order a part
of the record of the review.
The Savannah morning news., 1902-07-23

Connects with parcel car to city.
fConnccts with parcel car from city.
MONTGOMERY AND THUNDER
BOLT LINE,
Via Cattle Park and Sandfiy,
The Savannah morning news., 1902-07-23

MONTGOMERY LINE
Connecting at Sandhy with Isle of
Hope Line.
The Tucson citizen., 1902-04-08
An unu.ual Contributio..

A number OF years ago Mr. and Mrs.
leland Stanford were travelling through
the middle west incognito They hap
pened TO lie in Bloomington, Ind. one
sunday and. pursuant TO their usual
custom. went 10 church. They attend
ed the Christian church of Blooming
ton. then largely In the hands OF Amzi
Aiwater When the plate was passed
for the collection, Mrs. Stanford drop
ped In ten dollar goldpicce. Mr.. At
water was the deacon In charge of the
collection taking. II was noticed that
the ushers held hurried conference
with him when the money was taken
forward
Az It's conclusion Mr.. Atwaier said:
Ladies' and gentlemen, there has evi-
IDENTITY been a mistake. Some one has
dropped ten dollar goldpiece into the
collection. II he viii pass up after the
services. we will he glad 10 allow him
Ia exchange IL for the amount he in
tended To give"
II is. OF course. needless 70 say that
Mrs. Stanford did not take advantage
Of the opportunity.
The Tucson citizen., 1902-04-08
snn.r.t,tian. Anout nnhis..

The Manx people believe that 1t viii
dwarf on wien baby IL any one steps
over ii or walks around 1t. In some
parts of England people bind the in
fants right hand, SO that 1t may have
riches when it grows up. In York
shire newborn babe is placed in a
maidens arms before being touched by
any one else in order TO insure good
luck.
In South America a book. piece of
money ana bottle of liqnor are placed
before the infant the day 1t is one year
old TO ascertain its bent in life.
In Scotland baby Is considered
lucky II IL handles It's spoon with its
left hand and it will be perfectly hap
ny and successful II 1t has number
of falls before Its first birthday. In
the north of England. when child is
taken from house for the first time.
1t il given an egg some salt and
small loaf OF bread and occasionally n
small piece of money to insure it
against coming to want.
The Tucson citizen., 1902-04-08
A C!hicago Tenser.

A Chicago man who lives In Goethe
street gets off the car at Schiller street.
two blocks away, because no conductor
can understand his pronunciation of
Goethe. II had practiced ON the pro-
nunciation for week." he says. land |
had the sound OF the 'umlaut' down
fine. | sprung it on the conductor the
first evening. He looked at me blank
ly and replied, 'HuhY | repeated 1t
once or twice, and finally great light
Go-the Why didn't you say so!
The next evening the conductor call
ed 1t Goeeth. The third time up 1t was
Goethe. Then there was raw Irish
man In charge of one OF the trains who
spoke OF II as Go-tay. with the accent
ON the last syllable. One morning |
left an order for my wife at the gro
GERS. Tie looked at me in silence for a
minute after l had given our address.
oh. yes he said; you mean Gertie
street The butcher calls 1t Gaytie, the
laundryman pronounces 1t Gay-tuh.
and the man who delivers coal ailudes
to II as Goth street.
II have a woman friend who prides
herself on her culture who speaks feel
ingly of Gutter street. But the devoted
thoroughfare doesn't really get 1t in
the neck until you hear the 1anitor
talk. lie calls it Goitre."
The Tucson citizen., 1902-04-08
Eant Indian Idols.

The Images of the gods in India are
not made by separate caste, but the
carpenters and masons respectively
make the large wooden and stone idols
set up in the temples, the potters the
clay idols consumed in daily worship
and the braziers. coppersmiths and
goldsmiths the little images i'll brass.
copper. mixed metal and gold and sill
yer that are always kept in private
homes The East Indians regard an
alloy of brass with five other metals
gold, silver. iron. tin and lead, making,
with the copper and zinc of the brass.
a mixture of light metals-as perfect
alloy. and this is highly priced as It
material for sacred images.
The Tucson citizen., 1902-04-08
A Strange Target.

In '"The Book of the Rife the Hon.
T. r. Freemantle tells the following
amusing story apropos Of accidents to
markers:
''Sir Henry Halford on one occasion
1t was not very clear day-~was
about 10 begin shooting at 1000 yards
and, thinking that the marker must
now be ready for him to begin. asked
him through the telephone. Are you
all right The marker replied, "All
right. sir. In minute: but, unluckily,
Sir Henry took AL right. sir instead
of the whole sentence and removed the
telephone from his ear. He lay down
and fired his shot. and on looking
through the telescope TO see where it
had hit was Mortified TO see the marker
with n perfectly white face staggering
toward his shelter. He was intensely
alarmed. and In moment there came
a ring at the telephone. What has
happened: Are you badly hurtr No.
sir, am not hurt but had bucket
of whitewash between my legs paint
ing the target. and you put bullet into
1t and splashed 1t all up In my face
The Tucson citizen., 1902-04-08
A Poverty S,r,cke. ove~n.

Partly owing to the fact that she was
welded to an avaricious king and part
~ because she was generous with the
little money allowed her Elizabeth OF
York. queen Of Henry VII, spent but a
small amount for dress. She was very
often In debt, and the sums she spent
were ridicuIously small. 20 shillings ($5
being the greatest amount expended at
any one time. Her gowns were mend
cd aud turned, and new waists were
made for them as is shown by the rec
ord OF bills paid TO her tailor. These
bills prove that she wore her clothes
for long time. for her gowns We're
Obliged to be newly hcmmcd, and also
that. though a princess OF the great
house of Plantagenet. she wore shoes
costing but "a cents. which were deco
rated with tin buckles,
The Tucson citizen., 1902-04-08

EFFECTIVE AT ONCE-The Him
ois Central railroad will put in q new
fast schedule on their Omaha and Chi
cago line, whereby train No. 2 will be
cut down one hour. 1t will leave
Omaha at 7:45 p. m. daily via Fort
Dodge, Waterloo, Dubuque, Freeport
and Rockford. arriving iu Chicago at
$50 q. m. next day. Train No. will
be made daylight train leaving Omaha
at q. m. via the same route as above,
reaching Chicago at GAS p. m. came
day. These two trains also carry
through equipment between Omaha and
ST. Paul via Fort Dodge and Alber. Lea,
reaching Minneapolis at 7:25 q. m. and
6;55 p. m. respectively. The equip
ment of these trains includes the latest
pattern wide yestibuled Pullman sleep
ing car, buffet library smoking car, free
reclining chair car and dining car.
The Tucson citizen., 1902-04-08
Roman Candles.

In making Roman candles cylin-
drical case is taken and packed with a
lot OF stars. At the bottom Of the case
they put some of the composition they
put in rockets. and on top of each star
is some more of it. BY mixing certain
chemicals green and red lights are pro-
duced. Green lights like those used
in death scenes on the stage ut the
theater are made by mixing great
quantity OF nitrate of barytes with
small quantities of sulphur, chiorate
OF potash, charcoal pulverized and ar
cpufp
The Tucson citizen., 1902-04-08
An Ancient French custom.

Anciently in many parts of France
when a sale of land took place it was
the custom 10 have twelve adult wit
nesses accompanied by twelve little
boys, and when the price Of the land
was paid and its surrender took place
the ears of the boys were pulled. and
they were beaten severely. so that the
pain thus inflicted should make an i'm
preston upon their memory, and. IL
required afterward, they might bear
witness to the sale.
The Tucson citizen., 1902-04-08
"THE SCOTCH RESULT"
@~~inw the Point OF the joke fn a
PLATA story.

William Ingis was visitor at a
regatta week. and one night he was
called on for story. knowing, be
says from books and experience the
density of Scotehmen TO American
jokes he told the broadest. most point.
ed story he could think OF. 1t was the
old chestnut of the inebripted irlshlnnn
who met a policeman and asked him
the time.
Three O'Clock" said the policeman.
"Oi didn't hear" said the lrishman.
Three o'clock" the cop yelled.
'Shure. Oh didn't hear that. either"
The cop then hit him three whacks
on the head with his club. "Dld you
hear thai:" he asked.
''Shure," said Pat. "Oi heard that,
and OF do he fur thinkin' It's glad OF
am that OF didn't mate We at twilvc."
There was not ripple OF apprecia-
ton ON the rows of Scotch faces be-
fore him. said Mr.. Inglis. They, one
and all, We're blank. and slowly each
Scotchman drained his whisky to hide
the fact
"Suddcply." said Mr.. Inelis. Il saw
an old Scotchman in the far corner
break into a smile. Slowly he removed
his pipe from his mouth and blew out
cloud Of smoke 'Hoot.! mon he said,
Tat ye Gamma blame the policemen. for
n that 1t do be a wee bit hard to be
asked the same question three times
That is what | call the Scotch re-
suit" MIR. Iuglis concluded.-SewY York
YrihuNe
The Tucson citizen., 1902-04-08
pnlnerstnn nnd ulr Murclcs.

Lord Palmerston died at his post two
days before he was eighty-one, his fac
ulties undimmed and his physical
strength little affected by his advanced
age. \ hidden witness recorded Il
touching anecdotc n fortnight before
his death he saw the old statesman
come out of his London house early one
mogning. look around to assure himself
that he was alone. then climb over the
area railing around the house and back
again to test the strength of his mus
cles.- Lippincott's Magazine.
The Tucson citizen., 1902-04-08
where Dinner. Cost Five Cents.


large proportion of the population
of Naples live at public kitchens or
cooking stands, which are found on ev-
cry block in the densely settled portions
OF the town. They are generally dingy
little rooms. the walls blackened with
the grease and smoke Of generations.
In the rear is an old fashioned fireplace
with number of pots and kettles,
from which savory steam arises. The
largest is always for macaroni. for that
Is the staff OF life. The others contain
soup and various kinds Of fish and
vegetables. while on the counter, which
usually projects into the street, the
cooked food Is spread out in large pans
and bowls. The customers come along
with pans and buckets, look over the
stock and make their selection.
The prices are remarkably low. Fish,
vegetables. fruit and macaroni, the
chief articles of Neapolitan diet, are
cheaper here, 1t is said. than in any
other place in the world. and at one of
these cooking shops a good dinner can
be obtained for cents and enough for
a family for cents.-Chicago Record
Herald
The Tucson citizen., 1902-04-08
A DOCTORS DAD PLIGHT.

1.-TWO years ago. as a result Of a Sc
we're cold, lost my voice." writes DR..
M. L. Scarborough, OF Heborn, ohio.
Then began an obstaniate cough. Ev-
cry remedy known to me as a practic-
ing physician for 35 years, failed, and
daily grew worse. Being urged to try
DR.. Kings New Discovery for Con-
sumption, Coughs and Colds, found
quick relief, and for last ten days have
felt better than for two years" Posi-
lively guaranteed for Throat and Lung
troubles by all druggists. SOC and $1.00.
Trial bottles Tree.
The Tucson citizen., 1902-04-08

'The Doctors told me my cough was
incurable. One Minute Cough Cure
made me well man." Morris Silver.
North Stratford, N. H.-because you've
not found relief from a stubborn
cough, don't despair. One Minute Cough
Cur; has cured thousands and 1t will
cure you. Safe and sure. For sale at
Bells tAarmacy, 20 West Church
street.
The Tucson citizen., 1902-04-08
SHOT IN HIS LEG.

For sores. burns. wounds. DeWitt's
Witch Hazel Salve is a sure cure. Skin
diseases yield to it at once. Cures
piles. Beware of counterfeits, II suffer
ed from a gun shot wound in my leg; "
says A. s. Fuller. English. Ind, De
Wits Witch Hazel Salve finally cured
me-" S. y. Bell & Son,
The Tucson citizen., 1902-04-08
ingenuity Ia a FIAT.

Alycc What lovely cozy corner,
Mayme! Such pretty couch!
Mayme-Isn't it? It's made out o.
Eve trunks and batboX, seven pillows.
two holsters and an old piano cover. -
Detroit Free Press.
The Tucson citizen., 1902-04-08
WANTS TO HELP OTHERS.

Il had stomach trouble all my life,' %
says Edw. Mehler, of Union Bottling
Works, Erie Pa, ''and tried all Kinds
Of remedies, trying to get moments
peace. Finally | took Kodol Dyspepsia
Cure and ! never found its equal for
stomach trouble and gladly recon-
mend it." 1t cures all stomach trou-
bles. 1t digests what you eat s. d.
Bell L. Son.
The Tucson citizen., 1902-04-08
TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY.

Take Laxative Bromo QuiniLe Tab
lets. All druggists refund the money
IL 1t fails to cure. E. w. Groves sign
ature Is on eacn box. 25c.
The Tucson citizen., 1902-04-08
A Measure of Time.

The Pupil--It seemed TO me | must
have pr,ictieed all of two hours
The Professor But I'm sure you did
not II you had practiced two hours, 1t
wOuld have seemed like six.-Puck-
The Tucson citizen., 1902-04-08
- -
Two Views.

ut must be hard to be working on
literary stuff all the time" remarked
the visitor.
No" rejoined Scribbler; "it's easy.
It's working off the stuff that's hard |"
philadelphia Record.
The Tucson citizen., 1902-04-08

Delay is dangerous. Have your eyes
attended to at once. No charge for ex-
animation. DR.. H. A. Schell, the opti-
clan.
The Tucson citizen., 1902-04-08

Don't forget that you can get plate
Of oysters in any style for rs cents at
Cafe Goldtree.
The Tucson citizen., 1902-04-08

II you want to see the latest dress
goods patterns go to W. Z. Felix's De-
partment Store.
The Tucson citizen., 1902-04-08

For repairing of fine watches ana
jewellery go to 4. G. Capos. Every
watch is guaranteed. Only frst-class
work turned out.
The Tucson citizen., 1902-04-08

Every one thinks that he is not g1%.
s.png: that he 10 simply talking
AtChison Globe.
The Tucson citizen., 1902-04-08
HOSTETTER'S.
STOMACH BITTERS

Try few doses Of this wonder
fui medicine in the spr,ng when
YOU feel rundown, tired and ner.
.vous. 1t is the best spring nedi-
cine known to science and will
purify the blood, and build up the
system. 1t also cures Dyspepsia,
Indigestion, La Grippe, Malaria, Fever
and Ague. Don't fail TO try II. Our
Private Stamp is over the neck of
the bottle.
The Tucson citizen., 1902-04-08

Miss Lillian Martin, Graduate of Train
ing School for Nurses, Brantford, Can,
now of Milwaukee, Wis, Testihes that the
Hospital Doctors Rely Upon Lydia E.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound to Cure
Severe Cases of Womans Ills She says:
MRS PlNKHAM While taught in the training
schools throughout the look down patent medicines
while the doctors the hospitals speak sghtngy of them
patients have found that they really know different have fre
queny physicians give Lydia EPnkhams Vegetable
Compoundo suffering with the complications of
troubles falling of the womb eucorha and other disorders
They would rule the Compound regular medicine bottles
and label Tonic other but knew it your Com
pound and have them fill prescription bottles have
anything happy results from its inflammation and
liberation relieved and cured in few weeks especially
your Sanae Wash has been applied aso feel but due
you give proper credit for Lydia E. Pmkhams Vegetable Com
pound have great faith in and often recommend to others
Mss LILLIAN MARTIN, 384 9th Ave-. Milwaukee Wis.
$1,000 FORFEIT ABOVE LETTER IS NOT GENUINE
nyou sick. Mrs Phkham Lynn, Mass, for advice.