The Minneapolis journal., 1902-07-16
The>NonpareiI Man
I CasuallysObserved.

7 ! y & Casually Observed. i
= Captain }Fitchette promises to tell the grand
Jury about his pounded thumb Josh Bill
ings used to say: when mothers-in law fall
out, then get at family facts The same
seems to beztrue OF police captains. -
Fifty dollar bills are sd , sommo On now tha,
you can get one for aSsong- i, you can write
the song and do itfwefEenough. -
90 vi $sfS; IN: s.
Mr.. ~schwab puts a Valuation Of s., ,40o, ,2s1, :
900 on the steel trusts properties. and says
it is earning. $140, 600. 900 per annum net. The
call for. protection ferethis industry @is
loud in the New York Press Office.
The corn corner started to pick its shorts
before they were, ripe. - $.-s - =.
Mrs. Bragg is not likely to make public
the next letter received from Hubby. 1t will
contain some good advice.
The sensitive Mary MacLane liver may take
a. college course and learn to blush for itself
and to subordinate itself to the active Mary
MacLane brain. =
Robert " Carr, who runs the new Carr's
Monthly at Deadwood, S. D., and runs 1t rap
idly, too, Mr.. Carr of course running on rail-
road time, asks subscribers to tell him
frankly what they think of his paper. III
you think it is pure rot" says Mr.. Carr,
"say 80. If you like it, send me dollar
on subscription" - The Monthly is breezy.
Its editor says frankly:
It is my purpose to make this periodical a
most welcome visitor to the homes where
free" thought reigns in the place of narrow
headed prejudice.
I solicit the support of Intelligent people. l
want no envious, -prejudiced mudheads on my
subscription list.
Carr has done time on Chicago paper
where there is a horizon and natural odor
in the air. Byron Williams Of the Western
Publisher says Of him:
Long, lank, lean, big-hearted, typical wes-
terner; none writes truer music in rhythm,
holds to the lips of intellect purer nectar
fresh from natures draught than Carr. His
work IS redolent Of truth and thoughts that
get beneath ones worries and cares, trans
porting one to the broad prairies, stretching
far, or to the bosky dell beside the tinkling,
babbling, sputtering rill. Robert is not exactly
a child of nature-his feet are too large-but
he knows the language of the woods and flow
ers, the griefs and joys and passions of the
outdoor handiwork of God. r
Incidentally, Mr.. Carr is opposed to Mary
MacLaue and all her works.
There is nothing an audience enjoys SO
much as organ music when the organist isn't
showing what he can do with the instrument
But when he begins to perform the affair
becomes painful, not to say outrageous. The
artist in wind who has a reputation to sus-
tain dents two or three of the keyboards at
once, steps on the pedals, pulls out the nux
vonnica stop and throws 1t behind the organ
and batters few other incidental stops until
the poor, tortured instrument walls and
means as If some scoundrel had tossed q
preen9 vatarrelon over on the inside Natur-
ally meek and inoffensive and trying to live
in peace with our neighbor, we long to throw
a tomato at the imported organist who Is not
working to make music, but is there to show
the abilities Of the instrument and his owr
command over it, SFz r.. r.. .Hs#ss