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The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1902-10-05
TURKS ARE EXCITED.

Bosphorus Causes Resentment.
CONsTANTINOPLE. Oct. 4-Excited
comment has been caused by the fact that
the Grand Duke Nicholas arrived on the
Russian ironclad, George Pobiedonosetz,
which, owing to the insistence of Russia.
was permitted at the last moment to pass
the naval forts. The warship anchored in
suppressed all mention of the word Iron
Clad" but the Mosem population was deep
ly impressed by what was regarded as an
other instance of Russia overriding the
clause of the Berlin treaty which closes the
Bosphorus to foreign warships.
The Sultan is showing extraordinary at
tention to the grand duke. and is treating
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1902-10-05
Plot Against the Dowager.

COPENHAGEN. Oct. 4.-The strictest
precautions are being taken to guard the life
of the Dowager Empress Marie Dagmar of
Russia, who is now here with her father,
King Christian, owing to what the police
consider TO be an authentic report that sew
eral Italian Anarchists are coming to Dem
mark in order to make an attempt to as
sassinate her. A number of Russian secret
service men have been brought here to aid
the Danish police.
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Mozart's Forgotten Opera.

VIENNA, Oct 4.-The hitherto Enacted
opera "Zaide." composed by Mozart when
he was twenty-four years old, was pre-
sented at the Imperial Opera House to-
night. The scene is laid in ancient Greece.
Only some parts of the work proved
great success. The critics do not believe
the opera will have long stage life.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1902-10-05
Lula Wright Got Mad.

Lula Wright, colored woman, tried to
kill Jesse Baker yesterday morning. The
couple were in saloon on West Ohio
street drinking beer. Baker made a remark
about the Wright woman, at which the lat
ter became incensed. She pulled revolver
and began firing at Baker, but missed him.
She was arrested.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1902-10-05
WILL VISIT VIENNA.
Countess Lonyay Invited to Austrian
Court by the Emperor.

VIENNA. Oct. 4.-Emperor Francis
Joseph has especially invited Countess
Lonyay. second daughter of King Leopold.
of Belgium, and the late Queen Marie
Henriette. to visit him here. 1t is sup
posed that the Eaperor's invitation is in
tended as mark OF depreciation of King
Leopold's unkindness to his daughter
Countess Lonyay married Elemir Count
Ionyay. in opposition 10 her fathers
wishes and he has always been very bitter
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1902-10-05
S1.5O Buys an Opal Rfuk.

Opal is the stone for October. The above
Is not only genuine opal, but mounted in
a gold Tiffany ring. I have In stock a very
beautiful selection Of the best opals ]. p.
MULLALLY, diamonds and jewelry, %
Monument place.
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toward the countess In consequence. On
the occasion of the death OF the Queen
OF Belgium. last month, King Leopold re-
fused to speak to his daughter and COM
PEELED her to leave the royal palace.
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1902-03-11
AGAIN COMING TO THE FRONT.
Hc~e Rule for Ireland Once More q
Leading Issue.

New York March 1.-THE hon
RI question is coming rapidly 10 tie
fIoat again says a Tribun" dispatch
ilam London The Irish Nationalisrs
retard the situation az much more
prom sing than 81 any time since the
ref.sement OF Mr.. Gladstone. They
f.. irnly convinced that a coupl. ot
y.a-s II genuine constltutionalisn II
Ireland will land Sir Henry Campbell.
Iss4L,rman and a fighting l..teral
raHfy back INTO power. With home rul
a ihe first plank ii its platform. 50
taT as the Irish question Is concerned
n present however. Lord Rosehery
undoubtedly has the country behind
I'm. Campbellnaan rman home
lie policy is only supported hy two
three really influential Englishmen.
such as John Morley. Sir William Har-
court and Earl Spencer. Meanwhile
recent events have tended 70 restore
the old friendly relations between the
Irish Nationalists and the English
Radicals But there Will be no formal
alliance as there was in Parnell : time.
The policy OF the lrishmen Is TO keep
aloof from both English parties and
accept whatever benefits Tor Ireland
either may propose.
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1902-03-11

Between the hours If eleven o'clock
a. m and closing time at night on Jan.
18th. laul. 4. r. Clark. druggist, Glade
Springs. Va. sold twelve bottles o
Chamberlain's Cough Remedy II
SAYS. Il never handled a medicine that
sold better or gave better satisfaction to
my customers This remedy has been
in general us in Virginia for many years.
and the people there are Well acquaint-
ot them have testified to the remarkable
cures which it has effected. When YOU
need a good. reliable medicine for a
cough or cold. or attack Of the grip. use
Chamberlain Cough Remedy and you
are certain 70 be more than pleased with
the quick cure which il afford. For sale
by all druggists.
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NOTE or DIsCORD IN GERMANY
Socialists Ridculc the Humility @
Americans Before Henry.

New Nork, March 1.-THE ilsra. :
Berlin spoudent says
"Nou Americans are al S"lualtrS.
Yes. all swindlers" vas The rude re-
mark made by Paul singer. tn" 50
cialist leader as he emerged fro mtA'
reichsiag in an animated conNersatloa
with Herr Bohel regarding Prince h"n'
rvs visit 10 the United states
why arc the Americans SN.n'
dlcrs?" ho was asked.
Because We can never tel ~h"''
Won are NJ. WAS the reply
Ii appears that the alleged humility
ana excessive u'aiSanee of tho trc
dom-loting Americans hoiot" tn
great German prince who rarely i-
urcs in public Al home shattered the
ideals entertained by tn" Socialists.
II is now hard TO tell who ar hol'
bitterly criticising the Americans. ne
agrarians tarff warriors or tn Soc ~
lists.
Singer. Behel. Richter and other
democratic luminatrics cannot under
stand why royal boxes We're erected
for Prince Henry AZ the opera or WY
many thousands OF dollars were vast.
ed for elaborate displays. "Speela y
when the people were celebrating ih'
birthday Of Washington.
Radical organs are sendln@ NJ
broaasidcs at the government tor tan
inc the funds for Prince Henry TIN
and the Ilohcnzollcrn banquet from
the fiscal reserves instead oi from M
ma icsty's private bank account lha@
much as the visit was not political hhl
,,,,raly pprsonnl
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GENERAL LORD METhuEN.

"e q General Mcthuen. is as fol
N regret 10 have TO send YOU
u ". q Methuen. He was mov-
d pa, mounted men. under Ma
|rom,. No.. and 300 infantry. I guns and
Dr. an M from Wynburg to Lichten.
b. , ~''a was to meet Grenfcll. with
(n. F:'''''d men. at Rovirainesfon-
hul,r,,aa} morning hc was attacked
p paImIa,s lorro. between Twe-Bosch
,hr" hr"'''l.t'knll. The Beers charged
Pmo 4. nelldr"d and fifty men have
~ 4 y haribogs and Kraaipan.
| (.os tra,, pursued by the Beers four
r' ION me scene of the action
E'h 10y that Methren and Paris.
pa i s,Ins, baggage. etc. we're cap.
|st Nh ~ -" bocrs. Methuen. when
FlaUs - = was was a prisoner. have no
|aung ,n" casualties. and suggest
|dato7 o1, 1hnbIication TN I can send
|va .. Asms s,. think this sudden re.
activity on the part OF De.
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TREADGOlD CONCESSION
People Of Dawson Preparing 70 Make
Fiuht Against Il.

Seattle. Wash. March ll.-Advices
from Dawson. Nia S>agWay. state that
the people of Dawson are preparing 10
make strong fishl against the
Treadguld concession. Telegrams re
cciyed at Skagway from the klondike
metropolis are TO the effect that a
committee of prominent mel OF that
place is already on its way out from
the interior and viii present the peo-
ple's case before the authorities at OF
tawa. Prior To the appointment OF the
committee telegrams were sent TO
Sir Wilirid l.aurier. the premier and
the Earl of Minto governor general OF
Canada asking for delay in the con
tirmation OF the grant.
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PROTECT GERMAN INTERESTS
imperial Cruiser Fake Sails for Peder
males, Venezuela.

New York, March ll.-At the re-
quest of the German Orlnoco Asphalt
company the cruiser Fake has sailed
from Trinidad tor Pedernalos, Nene-
Zuela To protect German interests
there. says Port OF Spain tlrlnidad
dispatch to The Herald. \ battle be
tween the government and insurgent
troops is impending at Pedernales.
There is great revolutionary actiN-
ity along the eastern coast OF \en@-
zucla The insurgents apparently tar
outnumher the government forces.
The Venezuelan revolutionary vessel
I.ibertador Was seen approaching Car
upano AT 4 O'Clock Friday afternoon
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SECOND NOTE PRESENTED.
Uncle Sam Vigorously Proddin9 the
Turkish Government.

Constantnoplc March me
American legation here has preseni'H
Ia the portc tho second note referring
to the capture of Miss Ellen ". stone.
In this note il was pointed out 'ha'
os Miss Stone WAS captured, the ran
som paid and the prisoners deiVFf'"
IN Turkey. IN, hrigands must he WIN
IN The Turkish frontier. and >hodl
therefor be captured.
The note denies that the authoHt' >
wnrn ever required 10 lessen their NiS'
,l,pea on the frontier and asserts tha'
only the movements OF the troops ~
tLc interior were intcrfered with.
The FIRST note presented To the po'l
~ tho United states leeation demand.
oI IN, punshmcut Of the suilty .3I-
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1902-03-11
MEDAL FOR BRAVERY.
Railway Engineer Who Saved Women
From Burning Buildings.

kokomo. Ind. March ll.-Ih" cHN
council has voted n gold medal 70
Frank Wyatt. Panhandl" railway en-
cinoer. for bravery. The local lodges
of Odd Fellows and Rcdmrn also Nofti
cash 10 him. although Wyatt Is not 4
member Of either order.
WYATT left his engine at three natur-
nj ras oxnlosions last week and car
riod four women ont of burning build
ings. rushing through mass OF iaf''S
"a r.scu, them The women were
Mrs ,da Ach.y. Mrs. Elizabeth Phil
lips. Mrs. Mary harrington ana Mrs,
Mary Sturgeon. The two former di'"
of their injuries. but the others may
recover Wyatt was himseil oa"'s
burned in pulling one oi th' "oi''e"
from under fallen chimney.
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UNDER STRONG GUARD.
Diamond Thieves Being Taken From
Montreal to Portland, Or.

Chicago, March ll.-Chained TO his
wife and guarded by five detectives
and sheriff. Charles Savage, a negro.
who is charged with being implicated
in an Sll.o0o diamond robbery in Port
land. Or. last November. arrived in
Chicago from Montreal. Canada. and
later continued on the way 70 Port
land.
Savage and his wife We're arrested
after chase across the continent.
Savage is charged With entering the
room and robbins the trunk OF A. +.
Lowenthal. New York diamond
meroha while he was stopping al a
Portland hotel. Savage. Mrs. Savage
and a woman known as True Johnson.
who was arrested in Omaha. are chars-
cd with having disposed OF the stolen
ur0DprfI
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In a second dispatch dated SUNDAY.
March z. Lori Kitchener say
Paris has com. III Ill Eraaipau.
with the remainder of the mn He -.
ports that tn. column vas moving IN
Two parii,s .1lr. With the * wagons.
left Twr bosch ~ . Il m I'll. other.
with III" mulo wagons. started an
hour later. just hcfor. dawn the Beers
attacked Before retnforccln.nts could
reach them the rear guard broke In
III. meantime large number Of
Beers gallopod up on both iianks.
Th.s.. at first. weF. checked by the
fank parties hut tie panic and STAN
p.d.. OF the mules had begun and all
the mulc wagons. with terrible mix
iure of mounted nen. rushed past III"
OK wagons All Efforts 10 check them
We're unasailing.
"Major paris collected .n men aud
occupied a position mil" IN front oi
the on wagons. which We're then halt
ed After gallant but useless d.
Tense the enemy rushed into tn" OK
wagons and Nethuen was wounded IN
III. thigh Paris. being surrounded
surrendered at IL a. N. Nethucn =
stu in the Hoer camp.
Then follows the numbers OF IN" cas-
ualti.s. a. already eabied The Killed
include l.icut"nants q. X N.nninc and
T. T. W Nesham of til. ROYAL arti..
lcry. who were both Killed while scrs
In. their guns with cas-" shot.
~ Lord Kitchener announced that
Major Paris had surrendered and alse
ael.gra phed that h" had reached krac.
inan with the remainder of the men
Il may be inferred that the foors SUB.
t.,l,l.ntly released The ma3ar and hi-
companions
Lord kitchener's dispatch announc
Ing the disaster In General M"thu"n :
forces VAS read in both the nous" 81
lords and IL. house of commons by
Lord Roberts. the command"rln-Chlci
and Mr. Erodrick the war secretary.
respectively They both pa.i tributes
10 General Mcthuen. tho former *
pressing N appreciation of Ncthu"n :
success through the war. GrtiaFlh&
thai his task of forcing the 'o"r posi-
fion a, Narorsfontein was m almo !
i,upnSs!hlc one.
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RUSSIA STANDS WITH GERMANY
Ambassador Tower Says Engane
Wanted to Prevent the War.

New York, March 1.-THE Herald 6
Washington special says:
Ambassador Tower has forwarded
10 the state department a statement
maze by the Russian government re-
aaiaing its attitude in the American
Spanish war which confirms Ger
mahys charge that Lord Pauncefota,
tn British ambassador. attempted 10
indHce the powers TO express their dis
approval Of the policy OF the United
Stat
IAe statement also shows that Rus.
sia before and during the war. Oh
sel,ea policy OF strict neutrality.
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BUSINESS SUSPENDED.
Crews Of Sailing Steamers az o.
Johns, N. E.. on Strike.

ST Johns. n. r.. March ll.--lhe
striking crews Of the sailing si'ame's
left their ships at midnight. rende'''ls
II impossible for the vessels I" san
in the morning. a complete deahio'N
nreyails. The men are inbiian' owe,
thc success of their movement au"
have telceraphcd TO other LEADING cen
tcrs. appcaliue to the men th'rr m n"'
n ioin their ships The crews h'l''
vim their BELONGINGS. line the s'r'e,s.
hut tbcre * no disorder AS il8
weather is fair the men are no, SS!,
onsly incommoded ~ being without
shelter. =, ardod
BUSINESS is practically suspended
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Details Of the Battle.

laret r. u draw ~ The troops pr.ssia
lt.tNe =
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PRINCE HENRY'S RUN ABOurrHE
COUNTRY CLOSES WITH Wis.
IT TO PHILADELPHIA.
SPENDS FIVE HOURS THERE
Is welcomed by the Mayor in the City
Hall, Stops Briefly at lnde ependence
Hall and Views Cramps Big Ship.
yard-Popular Demonstration in
Honor OF the Royal Visitor Hearty
and Spontaneous.


Philadelphia. March ll.-prince
Henry OF Prussia finished his Ameri.
can tour in this civ dnrinO ,he dav
and for ,bo snace ~ flo honr. no.
,ba c,,.c, !, - ,,,.,.,,t.alt, ~.
- ,'''''', 'p'''''' ,i.'
i''o' "'a i.oS' COZ a4al anu ms
"'''oiiie hca' 'i'i'. FROM IN" moment
"heh the special tram bearing the
imperial visitor steamed into the
Pennsylvania railroad station the pop.
ular demonstration WAS hearty and
SPONTANEOUS
pr,,,a. I..,,, .t.t !.
80 -, - ''.e a
'o' = ~ SI''ial t'd'h ''iis
i4aa' 'h' iii from ~" lofh ~ exact
~ Two hours. Broad street station
contained probably the largest crowd
in lis history and tho first appearance
af tie prime. as ho an4tt.d fro,n ne
nrtya,. ,.,r ,.et.ls,.t,,, a.. H. val
.or an n.a,fan atf,n 50 ,',.,4.s,,.,.
NJ long as tie .nu4#sirei ...t4.- -.
r,aire8 ~ sf..n. S, ,t.. ,a7.s,f,.,.t.. .,a,b.
.r..3 ,4#.,.r8 ,,...tf. s-,t..-,z.
f.#,.,s,,,.. -, , 80, t.#i4,,,J
station ~ ~ a. r.e..,.... eo,r.
,ui,,.a N.alcd S. N4s.ar c.,.l.l :
.stt-s.t .., ....4 -.
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ties. The porte. in replying. repudiat
ed responsibility.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1902-07-12
JUDGING.
Some Instances Showing How Eas,
IL II TO Add TO the Misery
OF Others.

"A young man from the country
walked into city picture dealers
store and asked to look at some pic
lures. Several were shown him,
when noticing on the wall an en-
craving of a little child looking up
into mastiff's face he asked in a
dif8ident tone its title.
'Can'tyou Speak ?" was the quick
reply.
The young mans face flushed, and
bristling up, he advanced aggressive
ly. What do you mean2" he de-
manded.
Il mean just what L said" was the
cool rejoinder. THE name of that
picture is, Cant you Speak"
The young man was chagrined at
his ill-Rdvised conclusions.
And so should we often be- could
our mistakes and misrepresentation
come home to US as HIS did.
You have heard, perhaps, of the
minister and his wife who set the
small town where they lived agog
with their reported chickering's, until
it was discovered that they had sim
ply been rehearsing a dialogue to be
given at social entertainment In
neighboring city.
woman. prominent in church cir
cles In suburban town, was report
ed to have given a rose TO a motor
man as Ehe was leaving the car.
She was accused of flirting and of
all sorts Of lmproprieties. Tongues
wagged and dire outcome was
prophesied for her, until Il became,
known that the motorman had a sick
wife to whom she sent flowers al
most daily.
II saw her waiting In the corner
grocery for man who came out Of
a saloon, aud then they walked off
together. Now what do YOU think of
that for q teachsr?" The story was
repeated and additions made. Clouds
began TO lower above the Young
teachers horizon, and IL was long be-
fore they were. dispelled. But she
had only been obeying the orders
of her principal in getting the SER
vices OF a policeman IN eitizenNs
clothes to investigate a robbery in
the school. A clue had been fur
nished in the saloon while she
waited
Trifies light a. atr are indeed
proofs strong as those of holy writ
to the suEpicious-minded and the
Idle. And what irrevocahle harm
does this Judging, honest" though
1t may be, do! The only thing TO do
is not co do 1t. Make up your mind
that you, at least, will not add to
the worlds misery and anguish In
this way.-Young People.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1902-07-12
SATURDAY. JULY 12. 1902
DIVORCE IN MISSOURI.
me Ftddled and She Danced, and the
=. Judge Was in Sympathy with
"a the Musician.

About 40 Bohemians of both sexes
came up from Lingo mining camp to
Macon, Mo-, as witnesses in case
wherein one of their number sought
. separation from another. Frank
Striver, man of 26, wanted a divorce
from his wife Maggie, a good-looking
woman of 20, because, he claims, she
htrted with other men, refused to
cook for him and called him bad names.
When the case was called all Bo-
hemia was in the courtroom, attired
An its best Sunday clothes, ready to
enjoy this most sensational social
event of the season and take hand
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1902-07-12

In It. The defendant was becomingly
dressed in black and sat at the table
with her lawyer, Robert Mitchell 1t
was admitted the plaintiff was an hon.
est, Woodworking young man and did
not drink any more beer than was
usual in the social circles in his Sec
ton.
Leading up TO his main cause of ac-
tion, the plaintiffs counsel asked him:
What occurred the night of your
wedding, Frank?"
"She danced with Charley Howe six
times"
WAS the dance at your house?"
mo, sir; at her mothers"
"Why did you object to her dancing
with young Hover"
Il didn't think she ought to dance
80 often with one man"
Then the defendants attorney
'ruck in:
Frank, did you ever attend dances 2".
eyes, sir; often"
Have you see married women there
sapcing?"
S'Ges, sir; lots of them.s
but you never danced with any Of
them?"
mo, sir; never"
"Will you please tell the court why?"
Because fiddled"
The court said it looked like piIinp
on the agony to require man to fiddle
while his wife danced with other men,
and taking this into account with other
evidence adduced ne said he felt justi-
he'd in granting the plaintiff a sever
ance.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1902-07-12
TIE PRAYER DENIED.

4 asked the Lord that might be
A oescon-light for all to see;
a shining influence from sfar:
a bright and hesvenwsrd-gu start
lnstsad-He heeged my way around:
he lea my feet 70 lowly ground;
Hs shut me in where none could see.
Ano gave this humblRSt work TO NE!
Yet dare ! not repiEe or sigh.
guess His wise and loving why
Each day l work. each hour 1--we,
Ihanks for my prayer denied give;
The wisdom OF His choice trace.
Anc bless Him for my iswly placeI
N. Y. Observer.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1902-07-12
GoInrnerrn Hill

Miss McSplurge--Why do you take
on so over papa's failure, map This
isn't the first time he has had to call
his creditors together.
Mrs. McSplurge (weepingl-Y-e-s,
but this time he hasn't failed for
enough to be respectable. Boo, hoo,
hoo!-N. Y. Weekly.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1902-07-12
Natural 70 Him

Your husband" said Mrs. Oldcastle,
as she again availed herself of the priv
hege Of inspecting the splendid library
OK the new neighbors, seems to have a
particularly fine taste for articles of
virtu."
Yes" her hostess replied, ST know it.
But then it's only natural he should
have. Josiah's one OF the virtuousest
perSons-for a man-thatI ever seen"
Chicago Record Herald.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1902-07-12
Never Get. Thinx. str.,x.,.

Bobby. your mamma tells me you
arc q very bright boy, and she expects
you to be a great man." said Mr.. Bioa-
som. as he sat in the parlor waiting for
Bobby's sister.
Ma never does 'spect nothin' right.
She doesn't know what she's tallxin'
ABOUT. She told pa she 'spected you and
my sister would be married fcrs
spring, and that was more'n o year
ago. "-TitrBits.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1902-07-12
Consolation.

Mrs. Subbub (engaging cook)-Tm
sure you and will get along togeth-
er frst-rate, but 1 want to tell you
right now that my husband is a very
hard man to please.
The Cook-Wen, don't worry dear;
It's aisy fer yez t git a divoorco,
these days.-Brooklyn Life.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1902-07-12
Inappropriate Name.

Mrs. Crimsonbeak-What kind OF q
cigar is that you're smoking?
Mr.. Crimsonbeak-That's the latest.
dear; it's called Ping-Pong.
We'll, can't understand why they
call it that" said the lady with her
hand at her nose; at certainly Is not
adapted to the house"-Yonkers
Statesman.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1902-07-12
Rnther Ernti.ticn1

wouldn't marry the best man on
earth" said the fair female, who had
been up against q game of solitaire for
some 4O-odd summers.
Hull" growled the old bachelor,
see no reason why you should have
permitted that remark to escape. ]
didn.t ask you to make my life bur-
den."-Chicago Daily News.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1902-07-12
An Accomplished Maid.

4aas," said Mrs. Newin Sassiety,
my deah dahter is perfectly devoted
tomusic; she is of such an Artistic tenn
peramentI"
"Indeed?"
why, 1t would make youah heart
glad to see that deah che-ild giving
money to the organ grinders!"-Balti-
more News.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1902-07-12

Fred-Now that our college days
are over, what are you going to do
for living?
Bob-Oh, I've accepted position
with old man Gotrox.
Fred-SoP What kind of q posi-
tion2
Bob-Son-in-law. - Chicago Daily
News,
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willing 60 Help H,u

You have wounded me-" he sadly
said as he arose from his knees,
wounded me so deeply that shall
never"
Wait" she said. picking book OF
the library table. LET me see what
First Aid to the Injured says to do
In such case az yours-"-Chicsgo
RecOrd-Herald.