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of the inhabitants of the civilized
world. One may safely venture the as
sertion that SO0.OOO.0O0 people eat rice
every day in the year.-New York
Press.
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am sure Piso's Cure for Consumption
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Feb. ~, 1900
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State Of Oregon,
Executive Department,
Salon, May ., 1893.
The Po-ru.na Medicine Co., Columbus,
Ohio.
Dear sirs--T have had occasion 10
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Yours very truly, W. NJ. Lord
II will bo noticed that the governor
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"Why, l took them ont OF the water
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q pleasure to take them, and they are
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gnawing pain in stomach, pain in my
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until had taken four bottles, and felt
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your medicine shall always have my
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your list, hop
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selves of he
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edy. Before
taking Lydia
e. Pinkllam's
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Compound I
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asterribly
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tired. had sick
headaches, no
appetite
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The wise ones use Hamlin's Wizard
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ish ones try experiments.
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AIRS. NaAontfRO Tells Now
lydia e. FlnAhams's Veu0fas
bic 00nap0usd Cured Here


Happiness will 20 out of your life
forever, my sister. II you have any
Of the symptoms mentioned In Mrs,
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1t Is absolutely sure to help you. Then
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You need not be afraid to tell tho
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lutely free.
Here is the letter --- 1t Is with
pleasure that / add my testimony to
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Ever remark how dog admires the
boy who owns him?
The Honolulu republican. [volume] (Honolulu, T.H.) 1900-1902, 1902-01-05

JsToN GLOBE CdemJ: Wig
orous is a good word 70 sp-
ply 10 the message No one
wiz deny that President
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have not had new one for year
The Honolulu republican. [volume] (Honolulu, T.H.) 1900-1902, 1902-01-05

nunciation of trusts addressed to a
low order Of intelligence and mis-
chevious propensities, they will be
greatly disappointed in the presi-
dents utteranees on that subject. He
discusses it in a thoroughly temper
ate manner. with clear discernment
Of the natural causes which have
made combination the most conspi-
cuous feature of modern industrial
development.
Chicago Chronicle (dem): II we
were to select the best sentences in
the message they would be those in
answer TO the intolerable populistic
cry that the country and the people
are worse of now than they ever
were before. 1T is not true" he
says. that as the rich have grown
The Honolulu republican. [volume] (Honolulu, T.H.) 1900-1902, 1902-01-05

richer the poor have grown poorer.
On the contrary. never before has the
average man. the wageworker, the
farmer, the small trader been so well
off as in this country and at the pres
ent time" 1t is an answer to the
calamityites which is truthful and
conclusive.
Detroit Free Press (dem): 1t is
a message which every American CT,
tizen can read with pleasure. even
when he cannot agree with all the
Chief Executives recommendations.
and it is state document for which
no citizen need APOLOGIZE virile,
eommon-sense message from a man
who obviously means all he has said,
and perhaps little more.
Boston Advertiser (rep): The style
of the message is eminently Roose-
The Honolulu republican. [volume] (Honolulu, T.H.) 1900-1902, 1902-01-05
Nlpspaper Comments on the first
50 Message Of President Roosevelt

veltian- That is TO say. It IS fluent
breezy. viyacious. and. in places, ep
grammatic X is Characteristic Of
the author also II the confidence with
which he tackles all sorts OF problems
some Of which have been purzling
the profoundest fntellecfs for a long
while. and solves them TO his own
satisfaction.
Chicago Inter Ocean Crep). No
Presidents message. except the war
messages OF Lincoln and Mckinley.
was ever looked for with greater in
terest than the message OF President
Roosevelt. read before Congress yes
terday knowing the man and appre-
eiating the circumstances under
which he took ND the duties Of his
office, public expectation was high,
but the message more than meets It
Chicago Record Herald (repl:
Those who feared a volcanic eruption
in the first message of President
Roosevelt will be surprised. and, we
trust. gratifed by the deliberate con-
servatism Of this thoroughly discreet
document. It proves that his three
months in the White House has re
moved Theodore Roosevelt as far
from the rough rider of San Juan hin
as the Office of President is above
the petty thoughts and c1eks of ward
politics. 1t presents a. calm, consis-
tent and reassuring review OF our
national affairs.
indianapolis Sentinel (dem): On
the whole the message gives the i'm
preston that it is the utterance Of
man who would like TO do the best
he can for his country. and that is
about as much as can be asked of
any President with whose views on
matters of policy you do not agree.
If Mr.. Roosevelt lives up to any such
policy he will cause CONSERVATION
among mis- party associates.
st. Louis Republic (dem-): Presi-
dent Roosevelt's message may be
commended even by those who differ
politically with the President, there
being a basis for criticism rather in
what is left unsaid The. general
tone of the message is dignified, pat
riotic and conservative.
st. Louis Globe Democrat (rep):
Those who have been accusing the
President of Imperialism" will be
surprised that he takes ground
against any increase of the army at
this time. but he says its efficiency
must be put and maintained at the
highest possible point. The continu-
ance in our policy of extending the
navy is commended on the ground
that this is not only necessary for
the preservation of our own power
and for the defense of the Monroe
doctrine, but that it is absolutely es-
sential in the interests of peace. The
message is comprehensive. vigorous,
pointed and eminently satisfactory.
1t is the expression of sane. pub
lic-spirited and virile American.
Milwaukee Sentinel (rep): The
dominant strain of earnest conviction
which runs through the entire COM
position, as well as the comprehen-
sive grasp Of all important nation
questions, shown by their treatment,
is calculated to strengthen the faith
of President Roosevelt's friends in
their leader.
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NO PLATES -.
SsoIlasn
RO0AI
Any work that should not prove sat
factory will be attended to free of
charge any time Within years.

We are making specially Of gold
crowns and bridge work; the most
beautiful, painless and durable Of all
dental work known to the profession.
Our name alone viii be guarantee
that your work viii be of the best We
have a specialist in each department
Best operators, best gold workmen
and extractors of teeth; in fact, all the
staff are inventors of modern deptis-
try. We will tell you in advance ex-
actly what your work will cost by free
examination. Give US a call and you
will find we do exactly as we adyer-
tise.
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Teeth extracted and filed absolutely
without pain by our late scientific
methods, No sleep-producing agents
or cocaine. These are the only dental
parlors in Honolulu that have the pat
ent appliances and ingredients to ex-
tract. I'll and apply gold crowns and
porcelain crowns. untetectable froE.
natural teeth. AMI warranted for ten
years. without the least particle of
pain. Gold crowns and teeth without
plates, gold filings and all other den
tai work done painlessly and by spe-
cialists.
Gold erowrs, IS; full set teeth, S.;
bridge work, IS; gold filling, 81 up;
silver Filings. soc.
The Honolulu republican. [volume] (Honolulu, T.H.) 1900-1902, 1902-01-05

sigma decorated representatives Of
other countries.
When the night was waning one OF
the departing guests. whose indul-
genee probably made him forget that
English lackeys on such occasions
wore the livery of their Office, ap-
preached Mr.. Cheate and requested
him TO cali cab. The response was
q blank stare. Upon his repeating
the request. Won't you call me a
cab. please" Mr.. Choate responded:
Certainly. you're a cab" Imagine
the indignation of the insulted Eng
lisman. who. upon making complaint
to the host, was asked, as a favor,
10 point out the offender.
After a search through the crowded
salons the Englishman was quite at
the elbow OF Mr.. Choate when he ex-
claimed: That's the mani" The
whispered reply, why. that's the
United States ambassador" was
heard by Mr.. Choate. Then a repre-
sentation and explanation OF the un-
fortunate mistake. Mr.. Choate. in his
Characteristic way. said: Ny lord.
the gentleman need not feel at all
disturbed remember the circum-
stance very we'll II the gentleman
had just been a little more polite
should have called him a hanson
cab"
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ply 10 the message 40 one
win deny that President
Roosevelt makes g strong ar
gument in favor OF national trTiga-
ton in the arid regions Of the west
Chicago Tribune Crep): President
Rooseyeit's message IS Ike the man
practical. business IKE. stTalghtfor-
ward. earnest and strenuous. Though
a literary man as well as statesman.
there IS no attempt at fine writing IN
q
Philadelphia Ledger dnd1: Il is a
formidable state document. but II Is
readable throughout The message IS
thoroughly American. Il departs al
together firm the stereoiyped form
and one looks in vain for the ordi-
nary arrangement % topics. Every
American ought 70 read g
Minneapolis Journal Uep1. Il IS
the message Of a man so intent upon
the affairs which tradition compels
him 20 discuss in a formal manner
that be has little time TO consider
the literary form of the statement
To put # in homely fashion: He
SAYS what he has 70 say and quits.
New York Post Gndl: Except in
few features President ROosevelt's
message IS lacking IN definite recon
mendations. but these few are of first
rate Importance. AS instances OF
vaEueness in the message we may
mention the paragraph which relates
90 reciprocity and the one in refer
ence 20 ship subsidies
Chicago News dnd) President
Roosvelfs message 10 congress viii
strengthen the public confidence in
hsm as a man o. broad outlook. high
purpose and common sense. His Ian
guage Is notably clear and direct. It
has the accent Of personal convic-
tion. but Il IS everywhere temperate
and restrained.
minneapolis Times und) AS to
the reception u the message with
the people there need be no doubt.
To wiz not suit the Millionaire. nor
the radical populist II win please,
unreservedly. almost. that vast ma
ior.ty of citizens who occupy the
planes between those OF the mighty
rich and the disconnected agitator.
Kansas CITY star dnd): No docu-
ment ever put forth by a chief exc.
cutive Of the United States has been
more thoroughly balanced or conser-
vative. The president insists upon
the most absolute efficiency in the
conduct Of public affairs and the firm
population OF everything in the
shape Of doubtful policies as expe-
dents to the end OF partisan success.
indianapolis Journal Crep): The
American citizen who cannot feel
pride. even exultation. in the utter
ances q the president must either be
a very duh man or lacking in that
patriotism that is the foundation
stone Of all good and lasting govern
ment II VIII be read with keenest in
terest and approval by millions of
Americans. and is certain TO attract
much attention abroad.
New York Tribune (rep): II there
are persons who have been sympathe-
tically awaiting an impassioned de-
The Honolulu republican. [volume] (Honolulu, T.H.) 1900-1902, 1902-01-05

Late one Saturday night one of the
Washington newspaper Offices was
put in telephone communication with
the residence Of Senator Chsuncey
NJ. Depew. where the senator's din
ner to male friends before going TO
Paris TO set married. was in progress.
is this -s'
Peals OF laughter came thick and
fast over the wire.
Can you tell me -
More laughter
VIII ron please - -"
Nothing but laughter
Funny, isn't itr'
Very" ii was the senator's voice
az the telephone at last.
WAS It yoursg"
oh, no. 1t was the presidents.
He's here. Not very good. but we all
have 70 laugh. you know. Besides.
The Honolulu republican. [volume] (Honolulu, T.H.) 1900-1902, 1902-01-05

Guarnarius or an Amati, and he play
ed a selection by vieuxtempts. II
was highly classical and beautifully
done
Il tucked my old fiddle under my
chin and scraped away at The Arkan-
saw Traveller l had not been play
ing for minute when twenty feet
were keeping time to the noise and
several negro walters were doing
JUDAS. OF course won the prize.
but Vest said:
You're no violinist, Amos: you're
nothing but a measly fiddler"
It is related that on the last tour
OF President Mckinley in the south
Andrew Carnegie was in the party.
and all were asked to attend a ne
gro church in Thomasville. Ca, where
8 very fervid colored minister off,
ciated.
1t is said that whenever Iull came
in the services the deacons took up
Q collection. but through hospitable
motives avoided passing the box to
the white visitors. The old pastor
arose at last and preache da sermon
that was at the same time eloquent.
earnest and ridiculous-preachin
right at the white folks, and his de-
scription of the poverty of the church
was so impressive tina twhen the dea-
cons passe dthe contribution boxes
around for the third time Mr. Carne-
gle intercepted one and dropped a
$50 bin in the box
The old preacher counted the con-
tents When he had finished he placed
3 handful Of small change on one
side and q crisp greenback on the
other. Clearing his throat he said:
.Breddern. we has been greatly
blessed by dish yer contribution. We
has hsah 70 doIlahs an so'ty cents
dat is good. an IL de ffty-doilah bin
put in by de white gemmen wild de
gray whIskers Is also good. we Is
blessed whole lot moah.- and he
looked suspscioasly At the giver Of
libraries.
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Sitting one night in Chamberlain
hotel in Washington said Amos ],
Cummings, who has just resumed his
seat in congress. were John Alien.
the Mississippi wit; Senator Vest and
several other men OF more or less
national distinction. when the CONVEX
sation turned upon violin music. Vest
is noted for his skin with the horse
hair bow. and the upshot Of the dis
cussion was that he Challenged me
TO duel on the violin
Il sent a servant around TO pawn
shop and got an instrument which
looked as IL it had been used to bail
cut boat Vest had 'Strad' or .
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( l have not had a new one for a year"
Two young men SAT- through the
first act at Boston theater. then
adjourned TO a neighboring tavern for
fefreshment. The acting was bad.
and would have excused the use Of
stimulants by any but the players.
When about TO re-enter the building
only one could produce his return
check.
ITS all right" said he OF the check
sirily You remember him. He's
with me-"
Yes" answered the gatekeeper.
more doubtful than polite. "hut he
may have given his check to some
other person"
But he didn't" was the convincing
reply. Hes a stranger here and
hasn't an enemy in the city"
The gate opened wide.
Colonel R c. Kerens of St. Louis
WIS q NAAAi&2SA june III NOunCNttNA
with Attorney General Edward Grove
and the recent Missouri elections,
Mr.. Grove Is an unusually good
speaker and singularly free from ora
torical errors. However, at q politi-
cal meeting one night last fan he
overlooked the similarity Of his name
and that OF the bird with the harsh
note. and in an effort to win his hear
ers exclaimed:
Fellow Citizens: Hear me for my
cause,"
The laugh that followed broke up
the meeting.
Now that Ambassador choate has
returned from NEAR the court OF ST.
James" the following story, among
many others about him. Is put in cir
culation BY the Brooklyn Eagle: A
semi-stste reception was given at the
residence OF a certain lord and Mr.
Choate. in his court dress OF plain
broadcloth. was inconspicuous in COM
parison with the gold laced and m
The Honolulu republican. [volume] (Honolulu, T.H.) 1900-1902, 1902-01-05

IT COMMERCIAL traveller well
known in the cycle trade on
n both sides Of the Atlantic
adds this TO the collection OF
Jokes on newly-made-happy
fathers: The hero is the manufac-
turer Of the wheel which the narrator
sells. Being compelled TO go away
on a business trip about the time an
interesting domestic event was ex.
pected, be left orders for the nurse
TO wire him results according to the
following formula:
II boy: -Gentleman's safety ar
rived.
II girl; 'Isdy's safety arrived. /"
The fathers state Of mind may be
imagined when. a few days later. he
received a telegram containing the
enc word Tandem"
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New Dental
Parlors.

Room :. Elite Building. Hotel Street
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THE DENTAL SPECIALISTS.

No Nor. Dread Of the Dental Chair.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1902-06-01

Nearer the nose" said he. you're quite out
of range" I adjusted the book TO iis sauS-
faction.
And now you're ready for turning" passed
the three hundred pages rapidly IN TrNIe" De
fore my waIting sense OF smell
Your thumb touch is not delicate. exclaimed
he with some impatience. You bear on 700
hard Just $40 now you've blanted the edge oil
the leaves. They should be sharp As a razor
once again exerted myself to please him.
That's good" said ne. Isn't it delicious?
Il was SO husy with the machinery OF the
tbin. that forgot u Try for the scent had 10
confess in some embarrassment. Ana now
finally" This time l had mastered the 'nechan-
ism, and was receptive 70 the message OF the
leaves.
We'll" said he. as 1 hesitated.
WHY | get Il srtb,Iued dusty md musty odor'
rcDliad / What else. Indeed?'
~ 600 had 10 e,lv.. nay apprenticeship said
he in a to g Of disapT ointment. But If You nav
rho SIM. in v.ul there will come a time when
this viii b. 10 YOU the rarest fragrance Nature
is we'll enough in its way with flowers and 10
Ii. and The breath Of cattle. but this Is alto
ae1har finer and makes its appeal to more
hi-rlv d .valoucd sense. Take the Bonn Library
publishers Of Addison Ricardo. Adam smith,
+ Of course each book uf theirs gives out ITS own
( ra,r,iiar yyhiff hut everything they pu"Ilsh
/ ,.. III, +o , high standard. You app ecIate
( ,bat This rerf1r,?e is not something applied to
/ the rorouleted book as your maid puts cologne
| ~, hor ,,qrk4t handkerchief It is IN" very es-
...rca of thu. book. 1t is the product Of binding
ava, leaves and cover and print-the perfect
IIa,d or the workmanship. only the English
can come at it. Our American books have 100
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1902-06-01

string Of roadsters this season. DR. James Nc
KEGS Tar Tartar is still in good condition One
Of the horses being watched with keenest in
terest by the club members this season is Ed
ward Thompsons colt Whiting. Another
surprise is said to exist in a horse Joseph John
son, of West Brighton, has just bought. Otto
w. Pape is another owner Of a speedy horse and
c. ]. Farr. of StapIeton is out with his PAGER
Walter X Captain Bob McRoberts recently
appeared on the speedway with a new bay PAGER.
George Bechtel is getting out on the speedway
with Creeping Flower. Another Staten Island
horse frequently seen the NewYork speed
way is Author owned and driven by Howard
Avery, of New Brighton.
The members of the club are rejoicing over
the fact that the speedway has been honored by
the speed tests of the Automobile Club of Amer
lea this season The driving club parade will
be held in September the exact date being as
yet undetermined.