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The Iola register., 1902-03-21

You will never wish to take another
dose of pills if YOU once try Chamber
lain's Stomach & Liver Tablets. They
are easier to take and more pleasant
in effect. They cleanse the stomach
and regulate the liver and bowels.
For sale by w. l.. Crabb & Co. and
Campbell & Burrell.
The Iola register., 1902-03-21

Itchiness of the skin, horrible
plague. Most everybody afflicted in
one way or another, Only one safe,
never failing cure-Doan's Ointment.
At any drug store, 80 cents.
The Iola register., 1902-03-21

and the bottle.
This picture represents
the Trade Mark of Scott's
Emulsion and is on the
wrapper of every bottle.
Send for free sample.
SCOTT & BOVINE,
400 Pearl St.. New York.
soc. and 81. all druggists
The Iola register., 1902-03-21
A Physician

81 am desirous ofnh day of March
profession can obtae,s WILSON
for prescribing purgf Allen County.
of great use to me
dyspepsia broughbn for Malaria
overwork. l hav is a bottle OF
fail in restoring y CHILL Tonic.
to their healthfulnd quinine in u
tie at c. b, Speno cure-no pay.
The Iola register., 1902-03-21
Having a Run on Chamberlain'si
Remedy. z
Remedy.

hclucuy' ~
Between the hours of eleven
a. M, and closing time at
Jan. 25th, 1901, A. f. Clark,
Glade Springs, Va, sold tw' Si2 30
ties of Chamberlains Cough 10 OS
He says, 81 never handled
that sold better or gave hs 10
/ sfaction to my custom ! a 45
Remedy has been in &c i ii
Virginia for many years ~
pie there are well acqus
eXcellent qualities, n 85 81
have testified to the rem oa
which it has effected. " 62
a good, reliable medicir 2 12 50
or cold, or attack of ,S = s4 I
Chamberlain Coug 20 ? 81
you are certain to be 22 8 q.
ed with the quick Gu . 4 ~
fords. For sale by 90
Co., and Campbell &
DL.,,;.sn,
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-11-12
Tarantula Bites,

George H. Hillyer of West Superior,
MINI, one Of the best known gold min
ing experts in the country, has explod-
- the theory that tarantula bites must
he either fatal Or seriously inconven~
n aent. He was bitten more than dozen
times on a recent tour of inspection in
4 1Outhern Arizona. Nearly every mine
shaft In that part Of the country is in
Tested with tarantulas. The white min
aers wear gloves to protect themselves
from the venomous spiders. Mr.. Hill
yer knew nothing Of all this and went
into the Big Hill mine unprotected. Be-
E1Ore he came out he had seen thousands
Fof the tarantulas and captured a dozen
Tx the largest. He was bitten repeated
Fay and yet mot even Inconvenience.
The secret Of Mr.. Hillyer's immunity.
according to his own theory, is the fact
THAT he had taken more than thirty
rains of quinine within the twenty
-Four hours preceding the visit to the
nine
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-11-12
still the CIinuinr Eject.

Unless some new and unexpected
idea should be suddenly promulgated
In dress the styles are fixed for the
winter. Sinu0us grace of outline is
the keynote, gowns fitting over the
hips with a clinging effect and fiaring
at the bottom. This fare is shown
even In the new walking skirts. But
1t is not just exactly the same kind of
hare as obtained last year. There
is as much fullness, but it Is begun
higher up. leaving less abrupt effect
At the foot. The clinging at obtains
TO the depth Of twelve. or fourteen
Inches from the waist line, below
which the skirt expands gently. and
gradually.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-11-12
The Franking Privilege.

1t was disclosed by examinations
made in the Washington city postofice
covering period Of about two and a
half mouths that 979. $40 pieces Of paid
matter and $685. 900 pieces of unpaid
or "franked" matter Of all classes went
through. the unpaid matter on some
days running as high as 135, 900, 1877
ooo, 10000. $4,000 and $4,000 copies,
while the percentage per day would
OFTEN 60 to about 80. crawling un as
high as 80 per cent on q single day
and averaging 86x Per cent every day.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-11-12
HuMoR IN HORSES.
Story Of an Animal That Has More
Than Ita share.

story Of an Animal That Has More
Than Ita Share.
Only those who are unfamiliar with
animals doubt that they have sense
of humor Jimmy is lively road
horse who has ideas Of his own and
very original conceptions Of what is
amusing. Ono day the children had
erected small tent on the lawn and
sat within it drinking lemonade and
playing that they were banditti. Jim
my walked softly up to the side of the
tent and slowly inserted his nose
through convenient SLIT says Our
Dumb Animals. Eyes and ears fol-
lowed and, his head once within at the
back Of the unsuspici0us revelers, Jim.
my gave one tremendous sneeze at that
kind which is half snort.
The banditti fell back in every direc-
ton. and the horse. withdrawing from
the tent. laughed silently to himself be.
fore going back to his grass cropping
Jfmmy's favorite amusement is that of
scattering flock of sheep. When he is
feeding with them in the pasture. he
suddenly stops eatiffg and then dashes
among them. sending them scuddinx
over the hillside. Then he stands watch
ing them until they again settle to their
nibbling and after short luncheon Of
his own repeats the pleasing diversion
Although this horse is the gentlest crea.
ture in the world, 1t pleases him ex.
eeedingly to brighten any one who has
shown timidity in his presence.
Jimmy's two mistresses harness him
without trouble or danger. but he de
lights in alarming one girl cousin who
visits at the house. Sundry fidgetings
and nervous starts of her own were
enough to show jimmy of what man.
ner and temperament she was. and he
is merciless in taking advantage Of
that knowledge. II she enters the sta.
BILE where he stands accepting the har.
ness in the most docile manner, he |
opens his mouth. showing wicked |
row of teeth, and makes feint of snap
ping at her. She shrieks. his mistress I
scolds and reasons with him. and Jim |
my apparently ia then repentapt
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-11-12
Central Vermont Railway
Time Table.
Corrected to Oct. ~, 1902.
Trains leave Barre daily except Sun
day as follows:

s.S5 A. M-Mait for Boston via Lowell
or FitchburR. New York via Springfield
and all New England points.
1901 p M-Faet Express for Boston
via. Lowell: New York via Springfield
and via New London Buffet Parlor car
Montpelier Jet to Boston and Spring6 I'D
$50 P. M.-Local Passenger for North
aeId. Randolph. and White River juno
1901 A. M.-Night Express daily, in.
c clue H :su9dazs. fSr soston na " LGx S
man sleeping cars Montpelier Junction
to Boeton and TO Springfield mo oon-
nection for New York Saturday night
come NORTH
l2olyA. M.-Daily connecting at Mont
peier with night expreN. leaving at
$50 A. II. for all points north and west.
1886 A. M:-Passenger for Burlington.
Ut. Albans, Montreal and Richford. Con-
meets at Essex junction with Express for
all points on Rutland Railroad.
ae6 ? MAN for Burlington, Rut-
Montreal and 6edensbure .' ''' A"''
$50 p. M.-Express for Burlington,
st. Adams. Montreal and Chicago. Pull
man sleeping car. Montpelier Junctit to
Chicago without change. .. Due Chicago
8.45 p. N. next day.
Suburban Service
Trains to Montpelier. Leave Barre 8 IS
A. M. 1901, 3.06. $40 p. NJ. 1901 T.. n.
Trains to Barre. Leave Montpeiier,
10. Q 2NsA VI. 1885. $50 and 20 P M
WlnIamstoWn Trains
Leave Barre 20, 43O p NJ Due Viii
Jamestown, IS $40 P M
Leave Williamstown 30 A NJ. $50 p
n Due Barre, S06 A NJ 800 Pm
II H. FITZHUGH, ). W. CUNNING
Y re Pro. l. Gen Mgr Gen Pass A 7
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-11-12
ONE MINUTE COUGH CURE

ONE MINUTE COUGH CURE
Is the only harmless cough cure that
gives quick relief. Cures Coughs,
Colds, Group, Bronchitis, Whooplng
Cough, Pneumonia, Asthma, LaGrippe
and all Throat, Chest and Lung trou-
bles. I got soaked by rain, says Ger.
trude E. Fenner, Muneie, Ind, and
contracted q severe cold and cough.
| failed rapidly, lost 4s poonds. My
druggist recommended One Minute
Cough Cure. The fist bottle brought
relief; several cured me. 1 am back
to my old weight, l45 pounds. One
Minute Cough Cure cuts the phlegm,
relieves the cough at once, draws out
inflammation, cures Group. An ideal
remedy for children.
f. A. Drown & Co.
Red Cross Pharmacy.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-11-12
A THANKSGIVING DINNER.

Heavy eating is usually the FIRST
cause of indigestion. Repeated at
tacks inflame the mucous membranes
lining the stomach, producing SWELL
ing after eating, heartburn, headache,
sour ri 'ings and finally catarrh OF the
stomach. Kod0l relieves the inflam.
nation, protects the nerves, and
cures the catarth Kodol cures Indi-
gestions Dyspepsia, all Stomach trou-
hlas by cleansing and sweetenfng the
glands Of the stomach.
E. A. Drove & Co.
Red Cross Pharmacy.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-11-12
CURED OF PILES AFTER 40
WEARS.

Mr.. G. Haney, Of Geneva, Ohio,
had the piles for forty years. Doc
tors and dollars could do him no last
ing good. DeWitt's Witch Hasel
Salve cured him permanently. Invll.
liable for cuts, barns, bruises, sprains,
lacerations, eczema, tetter, salt
rheum, xnd all other akin diseases.
Look for the name Dewitt on the
. .ekage-all others are cheap worth
lesa counterfeits.
4 A. Drown + Co.
Bed Cross Pharmacy.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-11-12

: A curious proposition has been ad-
vanced by M. Leon Daudet to the eff
feet that all noyel reading should be
stopped by. law. He would have, this
done by forbidding the sale of fiction
to women and children, the implica.
ton being that men do not read 1t any
way. Coming from the son of distin-
guished novelist. this is strange doc
trine. but perhaps it represents only a
natural reaction from the undue emf
nence of the novel In modern litera-
Journal.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-11-12

The Smart Three-quarter Coat.
The three-quarter sack coat is quite
an established favorite and forms a
useful travelling wrap, which is well
beloved Of the woman who 'motes."
A late model is dainty specimen in
pale antelope cloth, lined with shot
glace silk in yellow and pale blue
which has charming effect against
the delicate cloth. Brown tubular braid
forms the trimming and the border to
the collar and pocket
The bell sleeve,is trimmed to suggest
a deep cuff, and the front is arranged
to be worn open or closed. or late
years it has become quite the fashion
to wear the coat unfastened, and
warm vest obviates any danger Of TAX
ing cold. The paletot Is cut in four
parts and has a center seam down tie
back.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-11-12

Boston Public Library Advantages.
Barnes-I suspect that Pingrey is
quite literary man. | know he spends
the greater part of his time In the
public library.
Howes-Yes. He tells me 1t is SO
quiet there he can get nap almost
any time without being Awakened
Boston Transcript.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-11-12
BARRE EMEReE ENJOY : HOSPITAL
DR.. w. F. Gilman, Supt.

DR.. W. F. Gilman, Supt.
Option Given Patients as to Attending
$50. Physician.
Board OF Consultants;
November and December, Drs. B. w.
Braiey, e. B. Whitaker and, M. T..
Lamb; January and February, Drs
~ W. Jackson, ]. E. McSweeney and
R W. Newton; March and April Drs.
70. 6. Stickney, M. l.. Chandler, and
sH. .. Worthcn.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-11-12
81 you are bilious and seeking advi.

81 you are bilious and seeking advi-
efs,
Take DeWitt's Little EARLY Risers,
Just before going to bed.
u You will find on the morrow you
IIge rid Of your sorrow
& That's all; just enough said.
These famous pills do not grips,
|it move the bowels gently and east
y Clcansing the liver. Their Tonic
Net gives strength to the
nnds preventing Q return of the
Drdder aSss
" =. Drown 3 Co.,
~ Cross Pharmacy.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-11-12

Her Diagnosis.
Mamma-You must be awfully care.
full. darling The doctor says your sys-
tenn is upset.
Little Dot-Yes. guess it is. nam.
ma. cause my foot's asleep. and peo-
pie must be terribly upset when they
go to sleep at the wrong end.-Phila-
delphia Inquirer.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-11-12
An Iri.h Railroad Pu..le,

A Santa Fe conductor on a Los An
geles train told reporter Of the San
Bernardtno Sun that his grandfather
remembered sign which was erected
at a point on double track railroad
In Ireland to the effect that when two
trains meet here they must come to a
standstill until they have passed each
other"
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-11-12

Hives are q terrible torment to the
little folks and to some older ones.
Easily cured. Doan's Ointment never
fails. Instant relief, permanent cure.
At any drug store, so cents.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-11-12
willi.s Gift to the Poor.

Towne-Bragg seems to be charita
BILE fellow, after all. He was telling
me that poor woman stopped him on
the street yesterday and told him tear
fully that her children were almost
perishing with cold, and she had moth
ing to make fire with. He says he
attended to her wants Immediately.
Browne-Yes, saw that act Of kind
ness. He gave her a match.-Phila-
delphia Press.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-11-12

Posterity Isn't going To read my Of the
expensive and misleading eulogies Of
your work that my advertising depart
ment Is getting out."-Washington
Star. "
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-11-12

Energy all gomez Stomach out Of
order? Simply case of torpid liver.
BurdOck Blood Bitters will make Q
new man or woman Of you.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-11-12
Montpelier 4 Wells River
r. r. Time Table.
Corrected to October 10, 1909. Trains
leave Barre as follows, going east.

Corrected to October Is, 1902. Trains
leave Barre as follows, going east.
1850 A Il
| No. MAIL Connects at Wells River
with Accommodation Train North, and
with Mail train South over Passumpsic
Division Boston / Maine r. r.
Also connects with accommodation Train
Nortl via White Mountain Division and
with Mail Train South, which has through
train service from Wells River to Boston
Nashua and Lowell arriving at Boston
4 30 p. m.
12.45 M
No. EXPRESS Connects at Wells River
with Express and Nail Train North over
Passumpsic Divisi, n I'm r. r. 500
Line Express to st. Paul and Minneapolis
Express to Pacific Coast points via P
Ry. Through sleeping Cars Wells River
to st Paul Montreal to chicago daily ex-
cept Saturdays: Montreal to Pacific Coast
and Tourist Cars to Paci1 Coast We'd
ns.Ssy' GS1nsS. w VIZ ns sn for
Lacnaster, Grovetoa. and Berlin Also
con nects with Express Train for Bos on
via Plymouth arriving at Boz ton at 90
p m Through Parlor Cars Wells River
to Boston
.lbP "
No Z ACCOMMODATION Connects at
Wells River with Train North over Pas |
sumsic Division 4 " R'R for all sta !
tions between Wells River ana Lyndon
vile, with Accommodation South for an |
stations between Wells River and White |
River junction and with accommodation
Train over White Mountain Division b =
n B r, for Lisbon, Littleton, Whitehead
and Lancaster.
FROM BOSTON.
Leave Boston 1000 A. N.
Arrive Barre. 626 p. N.
Trains West.
Trains leave Wells River at 7.lx. 1000
4. II. 240 ard SIS p. n. |0
Arrive Bars. 1905 A. M. l1.S0 4.10.
Suburban Train Servise.
Leave Montpelier Csc. s.lS. ll.ss A. n.
-. 0.86 SOL n. IL
- ~. - p n
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-11-12
H. S. BOARDMAN, M. D,
SPECIALIST IN ELECTRICITY,

Once at Residence, l07 State st.,
Montpelier, VI.
Once Hours, from l to and to pm.
We cure or benefit all kinds Of
rheumatism, Neuralgia, NervousDs
eases Of Women. We cure or benea,
Cancers with the X-Kays. Tubercu.
losis In lungs, in first stage cured, In
second stage benefttedo Lupus and
other Tut CIRCULAR Disease Of face an.
limbs cured with X-Ray treatment
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-11-12

No matter how long you have had
that c0ugh;if 1t hasn't already ,devel.
oped into consumption. DR.. Wood 8
Norway Pine Syrrp will cure 1t.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-11-12

Hundreds Of lives saved every year
by having DR.. Thomas Electric OIL
in the house when 1t is needed. Cures
Group, heals burns, cuts, wounds Of
every sort.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-11-12
FOR THE COMING SEASON.

trimmed with an applique of velvet in
vinelike design between narrow
bands of the velvet. = Philadelphia
Ledger.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-11-12

Going Away Back For Novelties.
So far women have been satisfied
with reproductions of the fashions Of
three or four centuries ago as novel
ties. 1t seems, however, that they are
now to take deeper dip into the past
and ferret out the very newest" from
early stages Of French history. At
least SO come the hints from Paris,
though as yet there are no concrete
illustrations vOuchsafed. But q new
and beautiful embroidery for evening
wear is shown, machine wrought in
satin stitch In the most exquisite
shades on a foundation of point d'es-
prit or gauze Of white or cream. This
10 used for collars, stoIes, berthas and
sleeve garniture and Is known as bro
derie dart. The designs are Of the
pompadour renaissance or rocco type,
with sometimes the addition of fine
gold or silver thread. The whole Is at
once exquisitely dainty, rich and eff.
fective, and the prices will definitely
prevent its ever becoming common"
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-11-12

dord with groups Of tucks confined
BY straps Of velvet Of a darker shade,
the one on the left holding a pretty
knot Of red taffeta. The shoulder col
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-11-12
A Winter Coat.

One of the new coats in tan broad
cloth, the collar, revers and cuffs being
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-11-12

GRAY CLOTH, WITH RED COLLAR.
lar IL Of red cloth covered with lace
or embroidered cream batiste. The
girdle is of dark velvet.
The skirt has hip yoke and front
breadth cut In one piece. and the sides
and back are made with groups of
tucks.
The sleeves are tucked and trimmed
dotted foulard.-Wiener Mode Album.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1902-09-14
YELLOW EDUCATION.
Protest Against Standardization i'm the
Modern Universities.
Minneapolis Tribune.


The mushroom universities put them
selves under almost as great a strain TO
attract public attention and win the ad
vertisement OF notoriety as the so-called
yellow journals. The comparison is
natural one in many respects. The effort
of the mushroom universities is TO gain in
a few years by the lavish expenditure OF
gravity and stability have gained by long
and ardent devotion To pure scholarship.
Then the advertising methods of the mush
room universities are precisely those OF
the yellow journals. Their education has a
distinct family relation To what is called
yellow news. Members of their faculties
do things to attract public attention as ex-
traordinary as the mock criminal and anna
teur detective work OF yellow reporters
Finally the influence on the community OF
one is not unlike that of the other.
Among these sudden educational growths.
fertilzed by the money OF men whose cui-
ture was gained in the stock market. Chi
cago University stands first in the East as
Stanford in the West. The papers are al
ways talking about Chicago University as
permit itself TO be talked about for long.
The university must be a run, like the
police station and the riverside. and the
liveliest reporters must be assigned 10 II.
They get weird stories enough out OF IL
when the colleges are In session: but these
do not compare with the luxuriant product
of the summer schools This summer there
has been a course Of lectures which outdoes
the most extravagant sensational preacher
or yellow newspaper In the attempt TO at
tract public attention by mere exaggera-
ton OF speech and originality OF opinion.
The papers report these with great gusto,
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1902-09-14

and really they have as much human In
terest" as the divorce courts. Not long ago
Hamlin Garland and a professor" named
Trigg or Wigg III something like that
adorned the literary course" with airy
depreciation OF Dante and Shakespeare and
exaltatfon OF Mary McLane as the only
genuine and sincere article worthy the at
tention of twentieth century readers. Now
comes the same E Benjamin Andrews. who
martyrized from Brown University TO the
Chicago High School on the silver question
with social course" only less wonderful.
The reporters go TO count the bushes OF
the women and stay 10 note the hardihood
with which the "co-eds'' remain 20 the end.
The professor has the true yellow Journal
notion that the only subjects of real social
interest are those which are never men
toned I'm well-bred society. His lecture on
marriage touched only the coarse and trivial
aspects Of IL. and that on the other sexual
relation wallowed in unnecessary and pur-
poseless meretriciousness.
These topics are not forbidden in teaching
youth of college age OF either sex. All wise
and I'm the proper way. But this creature
exploits them only to draw a crowd and
tickle the ears OF the groundlings through
the press reports The lectures reported
contain nothing OF the smallest interest or
value To young or old. and range from the
twaddle OF ill-bred children TO the anec-
dotage OF the Pullman smoking room. This
sort OF thing Is well enough IL the grown
people or Chicago want to go TO hear IL. but
Ii Is a pity 10 have IL foisted on youth IN
the guise OF edueation. and IL 81 particularly
unfortunate 10 see the name OF university
degraded by being used 20 cover IL
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1902-09-14

power to express with some accuracy their
feelings and sensations so that these could
be understood is most manifest. Each
boarder will keep diary and record all
sorts of facts concerning himself. He will
have TO give his word of honor that he
will eat nothing anywhere else and that
he will eat what Is set before him, in ac-
cordance with the scriptural injunction.
asking no questions for conscence's sake.
But only a small part of the information
will come from the records of the men
themselves. By devices fully understood
in the medical profession. it is possible
to tell something of the thoroughness with
which digestion has taken place, and to
what extent IL has been retarded IL at
all. presumably by unnatural influences.
Every boarder will be weighed upon ris-
ing from bed in the morning. The clinical
thermometer will three times measure his
temperature for record. A careful account
of water consumed will be kept. as well as
of the food itself. The boarders will have
no knowledge of when different things are
being tried them;" for at least half
the time they will be eating diet which
Is thoroughly pure-a relaxation diet The
object of this will be not only to prevent
the system from real injury, but also to
tell how far into period of normal condi-
tions the effects of former harmful ones
may persist. At each meal some men will
be eating doctored food and some pure
food, but they will not know which is
which. The quantities of adulterants en-
ployed will nowhere be perceptible 10 the
senses although when IT comes to coloring
matters this rule may not be so easily
maintained.
The persons who will apply the preserva-
tive for these experimental tables will be
experts, and the quantity employed in each
instance will be measured TO a nicely. De-
tailed effects toward which the inquiry viii
be directed will concern various organs of
the body and known constitutional ten
denotes towards certain diseases. Salicylic
acid, for example, will be put through all
the tests which, In the commercial move
ment OF food IL is ever likely to make on
the physical systems OF American consum-
ers. Then the tabulated results will throw
light upon the degrees of danger and of
the limits OF safety, II any. in the use OF
this acid. And SO Il win be down through