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The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1902-09-21
NOTICE In nANkRup1cY.

In the United States Court for the
Southern District Of the Indian Ter
ritory In the matter of T. II. East,
bankrupt: In bankruptcy. No. 2l.
To the Honorable Hosea Townsend,
jude of the District Court of the
Uni "a States for the Southern Dis.
trio u the Indian Territory:
T. &. East of Chickasha, in the
South District of the Indian Terri.
tory, H. said District, respectfully rep.
resent5 that on the 7th day of Octo-
Der, last past, he was duly adjudged
bankrupt under the acts of congress
relating to bankruptcy; that he has
duly surrendered all his property and
rights of property, and has fully com.
piled with all the requirements Of said
acts, and of the orders Of the Court
touching his bankruptcy.
Wherefore he prays that he may be
decreed by the Court to have a full
discharge from all debts provable
against the estate under said bankrupt
cy acts, except such debts as are ex
cepted by law from such discharge.
Dated this 18th day of September
A. d. 1902
T II EAST Raulsrunf
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1902-09-21
SENSATIONAL SUICIDE AT SEA
simians Mutinled on the Good ship
minnie X"

SAVANNAH. Sept. 1.-THE British
steamer minnie K" arrived at Sa-
vannah yesterday after one of the
most remarkable voyages ever record
ed.
When "Minie X" sailed from Sing
apore. she took on board a lot Of
twenty-eight monkeys.
These monkeys caused the trouble.
When the steamer was two days out
from Singapore the monkeys got
loose, ran mp the rigging and all over
the vessel. The whole crew Of seven
ty-two men, except those needed to
man the ship, turned to" and chased
monkeys for a week. Ten days elapsed
before the last one was captured.
There were monkeys everywhere, cab
in, staterooms and rigging. One Of
them ascended the foremast and com
mitted sensational suicide by jump.
ing into the sea- Two others also
jumped overheard, but in a less sensa-
tional manner.
Tom, Jerry and Wall-Eyed Pat were
in the cooks galley enjoying them
selves. They had eaten lot Of sweet
potatoes and were rapidly going TO
the band, when Captain Frank, the
trained police monkey, caught three
of the culprits himself and led them
20 the mates cabin. Frank Is a very
intelligent monkey and never fails to
salute the captain every morning. He
has been taught to eat with fork.
The monkeys are consigned to the
great Sells.Downs shows, which exhib-
It in Ardmore, Wednesday, Sept. "a
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1902-09-21
Chamber Of commerce Committee.

OnaHpcT " OOmmcTCc Comnlttec.
Finance. A. Bivens, c. l.. Ander.
son, ]. A. Madden.
Manufacturing and mercantile in
terests-C. r. ones, j. II. Pennington,
j. X. p. Campbell.
Public highways-Max Westheimer
l.. b. Robertson, w. S. wolverton, A.
II. Palmer, II. II. Pennington.
Advertising-Sig Simon, T. n. Cole
man, Orin Redheld.
Railroads, etc.-W. A. Ledbetter, F
M. Gates, John L. Gait, w. f. Whit
.tington, G. l.. Herbert.
Agriculture. 3. Boone, John f
Easley, ]. S. Mullen, NJ. Munzesheimer
Membership-C. L. Byrne, r. w
Dick, Don Lacy.
Entertainments-John L. Gait, A
v Doak, Il. w. Roberts.
House-R. w. Dick, W. A. Wolver
ton, A. c. Young.
Arbitration-C. L. Herbert, lie,
Cruce, d. E. Allen, w. p. Poland, ]
b. SPragins.
SIDNEY sUGGs, Pres.
c. L. BYRNE, Sec'y.
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BANKRUPTCY NOTICE.

In the United States Court for the
Southern District of the Indian
Territory. In the matter of ]. d.
Perry & Co, bankrupts in bank
ruptcy, No. II.
To the Honorable Hosea Townsend,
Judge Of the District Court of the
United States for the Southern Dis
trlct Of the Indian Territory:
]. D. Perry & Co, consisting of ].
D. Perry, Joe Dews and ]. II. Freeman,
Of Chickasha, in the Southern district
Of the Indian Territory, in said dis
trict, respectfully represents that on
the 18th day of September, 1901, last
past, he was duly adjudged bankrupt
under the acts Of congress relating to
bankruptcy; that he has duly surren-
dered all his property and rights of
property, aud has fully complied with
all the requirements OF said acts and
of the orders Of the court touching his
bankruptcy.
Wherefore he prays that he may be
decreed by the court to have full dis
charge from all debts provable against
HIS estate under said bankrupt acts,
except such debts as are excepted by
law from such discharge.
Dated this first day of September
A. d. 1902.
j. D. PERRY G. Co.,
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Notice of Rankrnntcv-

In the United States Court for the
Southern District of the Indian Ter
ritory. In the matter OF Virginia,
Crank, in bankruptcy, No. 4173. n
To the Honorable Hosea Townsend
Judge Of the District Court OF the Dis,
trict Court of the United States fol
the Southern District Of the Indian
Territory: rt
Virginia c. Crank of Ardmore in tho
Southern district of the Indian TerrlSC
tory, in said district, respectfully repv
resents that on the 31st day Of Navy
last past, she was duly adjudged bank
rupt under the acts of congress relats,
ing to bankruptcy; that she has dulg,
surrendered all her property anG
rights Of property and has fully comV
piled with all the requirements OF SAID
acts and of the orders Of the court
touching her bankruptcy.
Wherefore she prays that she may
be decreed by the court to have a fulr
discharge from all debts proyablsl
against her estate under said bank
rupt acts, except such debts as are
excepted by law from such discharge.
Dated this I'd day of July, A. Dr
1902. VIRGINIA CRANK. y
Bankrupt.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1902-09-21
BANKRUPTCY NOTICE

In the United States Court for I'd
Southern District of the Indiai
Territory. In the matter Of j. He
Freeman, bankrupt in bankruptcb
No 10.
To the Honorable Hosea Townsend
Judge of the District Court of III
United States for the Southern Dis
trict of the Indian Territory:
]. II. Freeman of Chickasha, in I'D
Southern district of the Indian Tert
tory, in said district, respectfully red
resents that on the fifth day of ID
tober, 1901, last past, he was duly ad
judged bankrupt under the acts d
congress relating to bankruptcy; tha
he has duly surrendered all his prof
erty and rights of property, and hid
fully complied with all the requirt
ments of said acts and of the ordon
Of the court touching his bankruptcy
Wherefore he prays that he may bI
decreed by the court to have afull dis
charge from all debts provable againS
his estate under said bankrupt acts
except such debts as are excepted b.,
law from such discharge.
Dated this first day Of September
A. d. 1902.
j. II. FREEMAN,
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JOE DEWS,
Bankrupt.

Southern District of the Indian Terri
tory. IS:
On this Sth day of September, A.
d. 1902, on reading the foregoing pc
tition, 1t is ordered by the court
that a hearing be had upon
the same on the 4th day OF
October, A. d. 1902, before said court
at Chickasha in said district at .
o'clock in the forenoon; and that no
tlce thereof be published in the
Ardmoreite, a newspaper printed in
said district, and that all known credi-
tors and other persons in interest may
appear at the said time and place and
show cause, if any they have, why the
prayer of said petitioner should not
be granted.
And 1t is further ordered by the
court that the clerk shall send by
mail to all known creditors copies Of
said petition and this order, addressed
to them at their places of residence
as stated.
Witness, the Honorable Hosea
Townsend, Judge of the said court,
and the seal thereof, at Chickasha, in
said district, on the Sth day of Sep
tember, 1902.
(Seal)
G. NJ. CAMPBELL, Clerk.
By ]. w. SPEAKE, Deputy Clerk.
First published Sept. 8, 1902.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1902-09-21
BANKRUPTCY NOTICE.

In the United States Court for the
Southern District Of the Indian
Territory In the matter of Joe
Dews, bankrupt in bankruptcy,
No. 20.
To the Honorable Hosea Townsend,
Judge Of the District Court Of the
United States for the Southern Dis
trict of the Indian Territory:
Joe Dews of Chickasha, in the
Southern district Of the Indian Terri
tory, in said district, respectfully rep
resents that on the 5th day OF October,
last past, he was duly adjudged bank.
rupt under the acts Of congress relat-
ing to bankruptcy; that he has duly
surrendered all his property and
rights Of property, and has fully com
piled with all the requirements of said
acts and of the orders Of the court
touching his bankruptcy.
Wherefore he prays that he may be
decreed by the court to have a full dis
charge from all debts provable against
his estate under said bankrupt acts
except such debts as are excepted by
law from such discharge.
Dated this first day of September
A. d. 1902.
JOE DEwS,
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1902-09-21
BANKRUPTCY NOTICE.

In the United States Court for the
Southern District OF the Indian
Territory In the matter Of Dews &
Freeman bankrupts in bankruptcy,
No. 16.
To the Honorable Hosea Townsend,
Judge Of the District Court OF the
United States for the Southern Dis
trict Of the Indian Territory:
Dews e Freeman. consisting Of
Joe Dews and j. II. Freeman, Of Chick
asha, in the Southern district Of the
Indian Territory, in said district, re-
spectfully represents that on the 18th
day Of September 1901 last past, he
was duly adjudged bankrupt under the
acts Of congress relating to bank
ruptcy; that he has duly surrendered
all his property and rights Of prop
erty, and has fully complied with all
the requirements of said act and of
the orders OF the court touching his
bankruptcy.
Wherefore he prays that he may be
decreed by the court to have a full dis
charge from all debts provable against
his estate under said bankrupt acts,
except such debts as are excepted by
law from such discharge.
Dated this first day Of September,
A. d. 1902.
DEWS & FREEMAN,
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1902-09-21
A Certain Cure for Dysentery and
DIarrhoea.

Some years ago was one OF a
party that intended making long
bicycle trip" says +. J.. Taylor OF New
Albany. Bradford county, Pa. IL was
taken suddenly with diarrhoea and
was about to give up the trip, when
Editor Ward of the Laceyville Mes
senger, suggested that take a dose of
Chamberlain's Collie, Cholera and Di-
arrhoea Remedy. | purchased a bot,
tie and took two doses, one before
starting and one on the route. made
the trip successfully and never felt
any i'll effect. Again last summer |
was almost completely run down with
an attack OF dysentery. | bought a
bottle Of this same remedy and this
time one dose cured me-" Sold by City
Drug Store and +. J. Ramsey.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1902-09-21
Southern District Of the Indian Terri.
DEWS 6 FREEMAN,
Bankrupt.

Southern District Of the Indian Terri
tory IS:
On this Sth day Of September, A.
ID. 1902, on reading the foregoing pc
tition, 1t is ordered by the court
that hearing be had upon
the same on the 4th day of
october, A. D. 1902, before said court
at Chickasha in said district at
o'clock in the forenoon; and that no
tlce thereof be published in the
Ardmoreite, a newspaper printed in
said district, and that ali known credi-
tors and other persons in interest may
appear at the said time and place and
show cause, II any they have, why the
prayer Of said petitioner should not
be granted.
And It is further ordered by the
court that the clerk shall send by
mail to all known creditors copies OF
said petition and this order, addressed
to them at their places of residence
as stated.
Witness, the Honorable Hosea
Townsend, Judge Of the said court
and the seal thereof, at Chickasha, in
said district, on the sth day Of Sep
tember, 1902.
(Seal.)
G. NJ. CAMPBELL, Clerk.
By ]. w. SPEAKE, Deputy Clerk.
First published Sept. Q, 1902.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1902-09-21
A Sad nlsannointm.nt.

Ineffective liver medicine is a dlsap-
pointment, but you don't want TO
purge, strain and break the glands OF
the stomach and bowels. DeWitt's
Little Early Risers never dlsappolnt.
They cleanse the system OF all poison
and putrid matter and do II so gently
that one enjoys the pleasant effects,
They are a tonic to the liver, Cure
billiousness, torpid liver and prevent
fever. City Drug Store.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1902-09-21
A Communication,

Mr.. Editor-Allow me 10 speak a
few words in favor of Chamberlain's
Cough Remedy. | suffered for three
years with bronchitis and could not
sleep at nights. ! tried several doc.
tors and various patent medicines, but
could get nothing to give me any re-
lief until my wife got bottle OF this
valuable medicine, which has com.
pletely relieved new. s. Brockman,
Bagnell, Mo. This remedy is for sale
by City Drug Store and +. ]. Ramsey
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1902-09-21

Southern District Of the Indian Terri.
tory, IS;
On this Sth day Of September. A.
d. 1902, on reading the foregoing pc
tition, 1t is ordered by the court
that hearing be had upon
the same on the 4th day Of
October, A. D. 1902, before said court
at Chickasha in said district at 0
o'clock in the forenoon; and that no
tice thereof be published In the
Ardmoreite. a newspaper printed in
said district, and that all known credi-
tors and other persons in interest may
appear at the said time and place and
show cause, II any they have, why the
prayer of said petitioner should not
be granted.
And 1t is further ordered by the
court that the clerk shall send by
mail to all known creditors copies of
said petition and this order, addressed
to them at their places of residence
as stated.
Witness, the Honorable Hosea
Townsend, Judge OF the said court
and the seal thereof, at Chickasha, in
said district, on the sth day Of Sep
tember, 1902.
(Seal.) N
G. NJ. CAMPBELL. Clerk.
BY ]. w. sPEAKE. Deputy Clerk.
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T. II. EAST, Bankrupt.

Southern District of the Indian Terri.
tory. SIS:
On this 1itA day OF September, A.
d. 1902, on reading the foregoing pc.
tition, it is ordered by the Court that
a hearing be had upon the same on
the 9th day of October, A. D. 1902, be.
fore said Court, at Chickasha, in said
District, at 9 o'clock in the forenoon;
and that notice thereof be published
in The Ardmoreite, a newspaper print
ed in said District, and that all known
creditors and other persons in interest
may appear at the said time and place
and show cause, If any they have, why
the prayer of said petitioner should
not be granted.
And it is further ordered by the
Court that the clerk shall send by mail
to all known creditors copies of said
petition and this order, addressed to
them at their places of residence as
stated.
Witness, the Honorable Hosea Town.
send, Judge of the said Court, and the
seal thereof. at Chickasha. in said Dis.
trict, on Sept. II, 1902.
c. NJ. CAMPBELL Clerk.
BY J. w. SPEAKE, Deputy Clerk.
(Seal of the Court
First published Sept. 10, 1902.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1902-09-21
Cured Hemorrhaoes OF the Lungs

Several years ago my lungs were
so badly affected that l had many
hemorrhages," writes A. M. AXE of
Wood, Ind. II took treatment with
several physicians without any bene-
At. | then started to take Foley's
Honey and Tar and my lungs are now
as sound as a bullet recommend It
In advanced stages OF lung trouble"
For sale by Bonner & Bonner.
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Used for PnenmnnIa-

DIR. J. G. Bishop of Agnew, Mich,
says, Il have used Foley's Honey and
Tar In three very severe cases of
pneumonia, with good results In every
case" Refuse substitutes. For sale
by Bonner & Bonner.
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Southern District OF Indian TerritI
tory, IS:
On this I'd day Of July. A. D., 1sO2e
on reading the foregoing petition, II isr
ordered by the court that a hearine
be had upon same on the 29th day OF
September, A. d. 1902, before said
court, at Chickasha, in said dIstricta
at o'clock in the forenoon; and that
notice thereof be published
in the Ardmore!te, a news.
paper printed in said district
and that all known creditors and otha
er persons In interest may appear ato
the said time and place and showl
cause, If any they have, why the pray.I
er of the said petitioner should not be
granted.
And 1t is further ordered by thu.
court that the clerk shall send by maii|
to all known creditors copies OF said
petition and this order, addressed tca
them at their places OF residence as
stated.
Witness, the Honorable Hosesd
Townsend, Judge of the said court
and the seal thereof, at Ardmore, in]
said district, on the I'd day OF July,
1902, c. M. CAMPBELL
(Seal OF Court) Clerk.
FIRST published Aug. "a. 1909.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1902-09-21
southern DIstrIct Of the indian Tel
j. II. FREEMAN,
Bankrupt.

Southern District of the Indian Terri !
tory, S.: 4.
On this Sth day of September, Ais
ID. 1902, on reading the foregoing peie
tition, it is ordered by the cour
that hearing be had upoi
the same on the 4th day o
October, A. D. 1902, before said courIo
at Chickasha in said district at
o'clock in the forenoon; and that no
tice thereof be published in the.
Ardmoreite, a newspaper printed II
said district, and that all known credta
tors and other persons in interest ma,
appear at the said time and place ancei
show cause, If any they have, why the
prayer of said petitioner should no
be granted 81
And it is further ordered by thA
court that the clerk shall send b,e
mail to all known creditors copies oh
said petition and this order, addressed
to them at their places of residenctr
as stated. a
Witness, the Honorable Hoseso
Townsend, Judge of the said court
and the seal thereof, at Chickasha, iF
said district on the Sth day of Seps
tember, 1902. u
(Seal.) ]
c. NJ. CAMPBELL, Clerk. 9
By ]. w. SPEAKE, Deputy Clerk. {
First published Sept 0, 1902. 4
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1902-09-21

Foley's Honey and Tar is peculiar.
ly adapted for chronic throat troubles
and will positively cure bronchitis,
hoarseness and all bronchial diseases.
Refuse substitutes. For sale by Bon.
ner & Bonner.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1902-09-21

Foley's Kidney Cure makes the dis.
eased kidneys sound so they will elm
mate the poisons from the blood. For
sale by Bonner & Bonner.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1902-09-21

You can't think Of doing without a
buggy, and since you must have one,
good judgment insists that you buy
the White Elephant.
WILLIAMS, CoRHN g co.
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A boy is willing to help with the
dishes II all the doors are shut, and
he is sure no nelghborhood boys will
be In.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1902-09-21

Girls are adopting such outlandish
names that when newspapers print
them properly, people say they are
wrong.
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You don't know what slow pay is
unless you have had a claim against
a railroad.
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Take your choice OF these four
standard makes OF wagons:
The Balm,
The Springfield,
The o'Brien,
The James g. Graham,
Sold only by Spragins & Co.
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The man who has nothing to do will
usually be found in every petty piece
of meanness going on in the commu-
nifty.
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When woman falls the fall is
greater because Of the high position
from which she falls.
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It is hard to decide which is the more
contemplate, a girlish dude or ma.
nish woman.
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Every new style of buggy is repre-,
sented in the new car of White Elei
plants wo have unloaded this week
WILLIAMS, CORHN & co.
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If you agree with every man you
meet, some one will want to break
your head for II.
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To run down religion makes some
men feel as big as a small boy with
his first pair of boots.
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You will never find a better oppor-
tunity than now to get rid of that
old buggy and buy one of these new
White Elephants that we have Just
unloaded.
WILLIAMS, CORHN G. CO.
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Why does bridegroom, after re.
turning from his "trip" look as mad
as an old wet hen?
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The man who will brag the loudest
when the enemy Is absent VIII run
the fastest when he is present.
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The louder a man complains of hard
times the less he does to make them
better.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1902-09-21

Somehow, the drummer in the band
never looks as important as the man
who plays the cornet or clarinet.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1902-09-21

II we knew just what others think
and say about us we would not be so
egotlstlcal.
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G. NJ. CAMPBELL. Clerk.
BY ]. w. sPEAKE. Deputy Clerk.
First published Sept. .. 1909.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1902-03-29

Don't imagine that all hair prepare
tons are alike. Quite the contrary.
Some never do what is claimed for
them. The Original ozonized Ok Mar
row has been on the market for 50
long that there is no doubt II win DO
everything We claim for It. It Is the
most genteel preparation that any one
can use on their hair. Il Is most deli
cately perfumed and when thoroughly
rubbed into the scalp and well brushed
through the hair It cannot tail to cure
dandruff and make the hair straight.
soft and beautiful It inEigOrates the
scalp producing new growth and stops
the hair from falling out Try a bottle
and you win be sure TO DO pleased.
Only 80 cents, express paid, to any adj
dress in the United States. Druggists
also sell Il Address: o1onIsed OK
Marrow Co. &c Wabash Ava. Chicago.
1linolA
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Ground rents are sometimes due 70
IN earthquake
lEany proverbs are the Wit Of one
and the wisdom Of none.
A handful OF common sense Is worth
q bushel o. book knowledge.
Fortune sometimes favors q man for
the purpose Of destroying him.
People Who are always behind time
should Be fed on tomato ketenup.
A good word IN behalf OF Others
costs you little aad Is worth much
Habits are Ike porous plasteTs-
easy TO asquire but hard 70 get rid Of.
II Is easier to eriticise the faults OF
another than Il % to correct your own.
Nothing Is better than q good Wo-
man and nothing Is worse than a bad
one.
Wise Is he who knows where his
knowledge ends and his Ignorance be-
gins.
Rest Is the sweet sauce that is dish
ed up only In connection with hard
labor.
The average man takes more inter-
est IN what he suspects than what he
knows.
Taking a stout girl out riding In q
light buggy Is suggestive Of q spring
meeting.
The logical deduction from many q
so-calIed statement Of facts Is fully 100
per cent
Millinery bills are the tax which the
male sex has to pay for me beauty OF
the females.
Many . girls distant manner may
be traced TO the fact that she had
onions for dinner.
When you meet a man who Is thor
oughly content you see one whose am
bition has gone 10 seed.
Great thoughts deteriorate by pass
ing through small mind. Even the
hurricane makes but sorry music when
It attempts to whistle through key
hole.
The usual order Of things e reversed
In matrimonial warfare. First comes
toe surrender, then the engagement
and last, but not least, the call to
arms.-Chicago News.