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MORRISON RITsTENDEN CO
507 Phoenix.

DON'T RENT-BUY THAT GROOM COT
taEe, 4025 Vincent; we'll, cistern, cellar, stone
walks; lot .56x152; $l,25o. Fitzgerald, 3o1S
Aldrich av S.
ON DUPONT Az WE CAN SELL A GOOD
home on a lot 50x1o0 feet. lies fine, east front:
house has rooms, parQuet floors, furnace,
newly decorated and in best Of repair; $1,000
= Z MtdoRRiisoN c5RFT11TTENDEN CO.,
-. 6o7 Phoenix. s.
people hot satisfied With 5 per cent:
s.. 00o4-Modern, Groom house rents $500
81, 5U0-Modern, s-roon house, rents s42O.
$5,0OeAM odern, Groom house, rents $3.50. =
s5,o00-Modern, 1o-roomE house, rents s51o
SO, ooo-3 story brick hat bldg. rents for 1920
C.. p. GOULD, OWNER,
420 Guaranty Building.
MUSICAL INSTRUCTION.: SPECIAL SUM,
ifaer terms given; ten first callers 100 private
lessons, piano, vocal, $40. Minneapolis School
Of Music, GA 18th st S Andreas Rohne, direc-
tor. 80. 80 81
$500 buys A BR AND NEW HOUSE OF
eight rooms son Girard av S near 18th; modern
and up to date and a charming home. T. j.
Hassett, 6ls Phoenix. -
81. 900 BUYS A iFIRST- GLASS HOUSE OF
eight rooms, gas and gas fixtures, parcelain
ments dn and paid for; cheap. q. ]. Hassett,
q, g06-DoUBLE HOUSE NEAR LAKE HAIR
riet, seven rooms each side.4 Dlastered and
papered, we'll tuilt cellar, we'll, barn, buggy
she'd chicken house, all new, three lots; for
anty building.
FOR SALE-FTNE TEN ROOM MODERN
house, with barn, nice lawn and shade trees;
inside OF 18th st, near Lyndale av S; cost
the present owner 1000; make your offer.
W. n. Gould, 405 Boston block.
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NEW HOUSE, COTTAGE, COLONIAL

STYLE
You will declare this to. be the prettiest
hotre you have ever seen was built less than
year ago for a home, but owner must sell.
and this is your chance if you will only
grasp it, to get a REAL bargain in q fine
home. You have often admired this home as
you paeesd it and Thought how you would like
to possess it, but that it would cost at least
DESCRIPTIONS: Nine: rooms. and bath,
stone porch, range rock base, two heavy col
umns, ii loaded windows, fine reception hall,
solid oak finish downstairs. columned open
ings and heavy grill work, hand-carved pill
lars, gas CRATE, heavy oak mantel, with mir
ror, fully modern; best furnace made; full
basement and attic: fine large barn, corner
lot, lies high and surrounded by trees, green
body, trimmed in white: Price for this week
only $4,000. -
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DELIGHTFUL FRONT ALCOVE ROOM
bay window and strictly modern, newly fur
nished. 1715 Nicollat ay. IL -. ~
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is now open for season; come one, come all
and have fish.
NORTHLAND, FIRST STATION ON GREAT
Northern only 20 minutes from the city. we
will erect a few houses to suit desirable pur-
chasers and sell on convenient payments. 1t
is better to own than pay rent. We have some
very attractive plans for all-the-year-round
cottages. Northland has many advantages
over other points at the lake. Call or write
for folder. George c. Andrews, sO3 Globe bldg.
FURNISHED COTTAGE. SEVEN. ROOMS,
barn, TOW boat. fine view and lake front,
Zumbra Heights; fine repair. Lane & Conrad
Co 513 Phoenix b.. -........ e.. ~. - -
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M4 UNIVERSITY AV Sc, 7 ROOMS, CITY
water, S17.,- .-
2423 Vine place. 8 rooms, modern. $50.
22S I'd av Sc, seven rooms, city water, Slo.
o29 Sd av Sc, seven rooms, modern, $22.5o.
l414 Willow ST. facing Loring park, rooms,
modern. $50 -.
5l0 e Gath ST. I'd floor fiat, rooms, bath, SlS
George Odlunl, 300 Phoenix building.
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BOARD WANTED

wANTED-THE BEST BOARD AND ROOM
In CITY for young man near Lumber Elk
change. If you, have it, address S75S. Journal.
WANTED-BY A BUSINESS WOMAN,
board and room in refined private family.
Must have modern accommodations and home
comforts References. 1862, Journal.
WANTED-THE B ST BOARD AND ROOM
at 500 in. city, for young man, near Lumber
Exchange IT, you have it, address S7os,
Journal -.
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in private house during Elks carnival can
secure them at; the Room Renting Bureau,
4O7 Kasota building p" t- .-'.@ r-f--t~>z -r.'
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SAFES, BOILERS AND HEAVY MACH1N-
ery moved: household goods moved and
stored or packed for shipment by expert
packers. Collective carloads for the coast a
speciality. Boyd Transfer Storage Co., 46
S ST. Telephone, Main 656. both companies.
THE NJ p. d delivers packages in city, Toe:
St. Paul. loo. 10 7th st S. Tel 1851. T C., 1903.
BUNNELL'S TRANSFER AND FUEL CO.,
largest vans and competent men for moving;
all kinds of hauling. 303 Central Both
phones.
CAMERON'S TRANSFER AND STORAGE.
Largest and finest vans for moving. Expert
packers 200 Nicollet. Tel. N. W.. Main
l2Os: T c.. 1908 or 1913. Res. 7. G. 322zs.
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ST LAWRENCE HOTEL, POI aNICOLLET-
Open under new management; newly fur
nished throughout; rooms single or en- suite
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!. WHY PAY RENT WHEN WE WILL
:. build you house at once on any {
: lot in Walton Park? You only pay !.
: one-tentf down, and the balance in 120 !
!. monthly payments of s12 on a 81, 600 !.
!. contract, to include interest. fire and
(. life insurance Write or cali for par J;
) ticulars. Edmund @. Walton, 300 Hen i:
!. nepin Ar. :
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REAL EsTATE-FoR SALE
IMPROVED

:
". 4. lRARNEs 8 Co. 300 sos EIcoL1.ET
Call or send1gfor our New Real Estate Lists.
80 I-.s- 49, lCo., A. Phelps, Courthouse.
FORCED SALE OF DESIRABLE RESI-
dencs properties in st. Anthony Park. to close
an estate
We have been directed by the trustees to
sell the following residences at prices and
on terms named:
No. l22 Langfofd place. east, 8 rooms, mod
$500. ~ Z
No. 1872, same street, 10 rooms, modern, with
barn, double corner, adjoining above, 81, 100.
NO; llSs Gibbs av, rooms, modern, corner
No. 2294 Priscilla st, 6 rooms, bath, $1,000.
/. N III $685. same street. rooms modern,
No. 22O6. same street, 6 rooms, $500.
2 No. 1881 Bayless av. rooms, 81, 600
Corner Manvek and Robbins sts rooms,
barn. two lots, 81. 800.
No. q Nourse st, 8 rooms, furnace, barn,
No. 1913 Everett court, rooms, bath, 81, 500.
No. 81 Langford Park west, Z rooms, corner,
No. 500 Raymond av, rooms. modern.
No. 21e9 fainter av, rooms, barn, house,
arranged for two families 81, 600.
No. 965 Bayless ay, 5 rooms, barn, modern,
s.. 500.
Nearly all of these have stone walk and
shade trees, the higher priced houses fin
ished in hardwoods.
Terms one-ifth or more cash, balance easy
terms, s per cent. Make your selection at
PRATT g. FIELD co. 100 Lumber Exchange
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FOR RENT-TWO FINELY FURNISHED
desired with piano. 426 18th av NJ rzs
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WANT ADS ON PAGES IA and IS
FOR RENT
uNFuRNIsHED FLArs-continued


| UNPUBLISHED FLATS--Continued.
MODERN FLATS = SIX AND SEVEN
rooms, $3.50 to $50. w. w. Clark, S1S Nicolet.
| MODERN 5-RoOM AT THE CLINTON,
| Clinton av and 18th st. Apply on premises
Frank Miller.
FOUR ROOMS, SECOND FLOOR, 1907 e 2Sth
st. IS. DR.. Neill, Medical block.
$17-FOUR-RO FLAT, GROUND FLOOR;
bath, gas, range; brick building: desirable;
| references; no children. 7OS 9th st S.
| flats, 9Th ST and 18th ay Sc; Como inter-
urban; also two nine-room houses, Oak st
Sc. Inquire janitor. Gould owner, a15 On
tario st Sc.
! SIS, FOUR-R ROOM FLAT, MODERN EXCEPT
heat; second floor. $50 5th st s.
SPRUCE FLAT, MODERN, STEAM HEAT
walking distance spring water; park price
moderate. Inquire Of janitor or owner, IS
| Spruce place
TO RENT-sIX- Ro On FLAT, FURNISHED,
modern, near business CENTER private tele-
phone. S9Sl, Journal.
FIVE-ROoM FLAT-STEAM HEAT, OPEN
! plumbing, gas range, hardwood floors, laun-
dry. good light; large, shady porch. % 18th
FURNISHED FLATS
MODERN FURNISHED FLAT AT 1886 E 18th
st, fiat 3, for summer. -,
FOR RENT-FLAT, FURNISHED OR 'UN-
furnished Flat B, 10 Oak Grove st.
FIVE-ROOM MODERN FLAT NICELY
furnished first floor from June till October:
seven minutes walk from Glass Block. 1895
Chestnut av -
rooms, furnished, modern, $50 per month. 1887,
Journal,
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$50-1711 Sd Az S, 10 ROOMS AND BARN,
modern.
s25-1sO4 Clinton av eight rooms, modern ex-
ce.ot heat.
s25-GO6 eth st, six rooms, modern, neat
and coZy.
JANINEY Phoenix blIildine
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33333 SNAPS. 333333
PINE COUNTY-Eh Of SEA S 81 and WIZ
of SW'z s 81. T 43, r 81; S. per acre; reason
able terms.
+ SWIFT. GOUNTY-NEA S 80, T 121, r AZ,
$13 per acre; reasonable terms.
AITK1Nw CouNTY-sEA s IS, 4 40. r %,
Sc per acre; all cash.
ALBERT oDETT, CRooKsToN. MINI. 6
100, COO ACRES. KIDDER COUNTY. n. D..
the best place now to buy land on speculs-
ton; write definitely your wants: sell 100 or
township. Raft. Bank of Commerce. 4
FARM LANDS q
Polk county, Minnesota, section 1-150-47;
1872 acres best valley laud; all under cultiva-
ton; high class improvements, worth $500;
3h miles, from Crookston; price until June l.,
$33 acre; terms. l.. w. Fierce, 800 Century
building, Minneapolis.
FOUR HUNDRED THOUSAND ACRES. g
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS Z.
SEPARATE :FARMS-BUNCHES. q
High grade lands in Minnesota and Dakota,
Sc and up. Speciality, improved farms in we'll
settled Minnesota counties. w. W. Clark,
312 NicOllet
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s20-ACRE IMPROVED FARM, NEAR DAW-
son, NJ D.: worth $3.50, going for 81, 500;
must be sold at fonce,I 8Northern Land Coz,
Phoenix building. - n
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100 ACRES, IMPROVED, NORTH DAKOTA.
and cash, for house and lot in Minneapolis,
Mimi; splendid farm; give, location and price.
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: NICELY FURNISHED FRONT ROOM FOR
gentleman only. 90 18th st S.
SIX FURNISHED ROOMS FOR RENT FROM
June to Sept. 1; the locationIis open, is near
the university and one block from river bank;
terms low Call at Ala Harvard st Sc.
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CAN FURNISH PERMANENT EMPLOY
ment to educated man OF good address; refer
ences required. call on G. E. Johnson aroom
2O7, Russell Coffee House.
wANTED-BOY. ABOUT II FOR THE SUM-
mer at Lake Minnetonka. Inquire 7O1 New
York Life.
WANTED-A- NEAT YOUNG NAN TO do
.norter work in q lunch room. Call at 1oi
Central av.
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NEW, SIX-RoOM, UPPER FLAT, IN DE-
tached house. All modern. $40 per month
until Oct. L: s24 after Get. 1. Call at 425
LIST av N.
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FOR RENT
UNFURNISHED HOUSE

FREE FOR RENT" CARDS FOR THOSE
advertising under this head. Be sure and
call for them when you leave the ad
HOUSES AND MINNEToNKA COTTAGES
Edmund G. Walton, 800 Hennepin av.
THOROUGHLY MODERN S-ROOM HOUSE,
$3.50 Pleasant av, at $25 per month. Possession
given June l. Apply The Boyd Transfer Co.
ALL Nj ODERN HOUSE, NEAR THE LAKES.
fine lawn, on COmo-Harriet street car line;
rent 80 AnnlY 3Ni2 HAnusnin nv
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TWO VERY DESIRABLE, CONNECTING
furnished rooms; also single room, strictly
modern Call 3O2 18th st S, fat l.. -.
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w. A. BARNES & CO.. 100000 EICoL1.ET
aY. Issue q rental bulletin every Monday.
Call or send for our New Real Estate Lists.
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5000 ACRES LAND IN RED RIVER VAIL
ley IN Manitoba for sale, easy terms; three
improved farms for sale. Address II. G..
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FOR RENT-MODERN NINE AND 15-ROOM
house. Call at l E 18th st, corner of Nicol-
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TO. A BRIGHT, INTELLIGENT MAN, ONE
half interest in Office business with services
Close investigation desired rSmall capital re-
Roy 112 citv
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I1NE1IuNIsuED ROOMS

FOR RENT-THREE LARGE. PLEASANT,
connecting unfurnished rooms on third floor;
price, s12 to man and wife only; no children.
at e Nth st.
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WANTED-FOREMAN FOR 100, OO0-BUSHEL
cleaning and transfer elevator; must have ex-
perience in cleaning and mixing oats and
barley especially. Address Box 336, Clinton,
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Sd AV S IS ALL RIGHT, SO is NEW
house in the best block on the avenue; nine
rooms, fully modern, east front, combination
heat; q. everything the best and ithe best of
everything This is Ia cheap home for 81, 800.
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BOARD OFFERED
WANTED = THREE BOARDERS MUST
have references. 1417 7th st Sc.
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TWO MODERN SINGLE, OR CONNECTING
furnished front rooms no housekeeping; block
north of library. 1912 Hawthorn av. -.
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$4,000 Will BUY A NEW room HOUSE
on 9Th AZ; a lovely east-froilt home; year
old; this price is less than cost of building.
MUST SELL IMMEDIATELY.
= MoRHIsoN- cR1TTENDEN CO.,
! IS ~ y. 507 Phoenix
REFTTTED INSIDE AND OUTSIDE; EIGHT
rooms, modern except heat; large barn; 3435
Pleasant great snap; 81, 900. Fitzgerald, Sol8
.A1dffch AZ s. q - u
FOR sALE-A NICE BROOM HOUSE. CALL
or write 1917 MarhsaH ST n d.. y
No. 7i4l6 W 9th ST-NINE-ROOM MODERN
house. in excellent repair; frst-class neigh
borhood only half block from Hennepin
ax e ono. 49,
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IF YOU COULD BUY A HOUSE FOR TEN
+. PER CENT OF ITS VALUE and agree to
pay, in monthly payments, what it would
rent for, you would gladly do so. would you
not? I have sixty houses to be sold on such
terms, few Of which / will mention. >
$500 In cash, $40 monthly, buys good, six
room house at 1921 Grand av. [
$140 in cash, $14 monthly, buys good eight
room house at 1884 Sheridan av N, or
good eght-room house at 700 26th av NE
$165 in cash, $3.50 a month, buys house built
4 by carpenter for himself, eight rooms, at
1904 goth ay NE, or one of seven rooms
with large lot and barn, fine trees. at
1913 9Th SINE.
$3.50 in cash. s1s per month, buys first-class
IL eight-roomS house, hardwood finish, fire.
81 place, at IL w 35th st.
$500 in cash, $50 month buys large eleven-
room house near university, with lot and
half, at 1851 18th ay Sc,
$3.50 in cash, $45 per month, buys elegant
| & modern house Of ten large rooms costing
$1,000 FOR house alone, at 1923 Logan
t4 aV mt 5Sdi5i5 rs 53kiS
$500 IN cash, $50 per month, buys very hand
81 some, modern house OF eleven large rooms.
s. costing $4,000. for house alone, at 2541
| s Harriet av.
These are ias few housesr selected at random.
| # If none Of them suit call or write for list.
s We advise IMMEDIATE INVESTIGATION
in order to- be certain that the house you
| S select Is not taken by some one else
| ~ under the most extraordinary terms and
|. s& prices offered.
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WANTED-AN EXPERIENCED COLLECT
or and hustler; others need not apply; must
be able to furnish best of reference and bond
il necessary; state salary expected; steady
position to right party Address 1850, Jour
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1902-07-31
His Diplomacy Won. .
IL want e ask you Q q-question,

stammered the young man.
"Well:" qncried the fair one, who was
almost at the point where she would be
entitled to allowance for age.
"F-for the p-paSt seven years l nave
loved you" he continued, and now /
er-that is, will you marry me!
~ suppose / ought to say, On, TINS Is
so sudden!'" said the party of the sec
ond part, in tone redolent with sar
casm, "but it is nothing OF the KIND.
Here You have the nerve to tell ME that
you have loved me for seven long years
yet have kept the secret to yourSell'
No, I'll not marry you just for that"
"But, dearest" demonstrated the orig.
inator OF the trouble, who now realized
that it was up to him to make hay before
sunset, 1.-THE reason | did not s-speaEI
sooner was b-because l thought
thought -
"Well, what did you think?' she ask
ed, in way that lowered the mercury
in the thermometer II degrees. q,
Il thought you were t-too young
stammered the young man, clutchlnle
like a drowning person at inc Only
straw i'll sight. ....
90 George, my own true and talth'u
Lowell! she exclaimed as she threw her
self into his arms, can yCu ever lorgiVt
nv cruel words' Sucn devotion sinai
not 90 unrewarded, darling mine, an;
| marry you tomorrow sooner
700 say so.
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Why the Rings Music Stopped.

The nephew of the late Sir Richard
Temple has in his possession ring in
which is set a minute musical box that
on spring being touched, emits a
soft tune-weird and sad, an acho of a
troubled past.
Over a century back this ring be-
longed to loyal follower of the i'll.
fated French monarchy, who, when
thrown into prison, was wont to find
solace in the music of this ingenious
trinket.
1t played it's last tune for him while
at the scaffold's foot he awaited exc.
cution, from which hour it remained
unaccountably silent until its present
owner took it to jeweler, who found
in it's mechanism clot of blood that
had impeded it's action. On this be.
ing removed the musical powers of the
ring at once returned.-Stray Stories.
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The Thrco NntiOnali'ies.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a
Scotchman, making tour around Man
chester. were observed looking through,
a confectioncr window at a beautiful
Young woman serving in the shop,
obi" exclaimed MIR. Patrick, 40 ie ,
us be after spending half crown with
the dear craytur that we may look at her
conveniently and have bit OF chat wild
her" .,,,. p.,u
you extravagant dog" said Mr., Bull
I'm sure onehalf the money, VIII DC
sufficient; but let us go in, by all means
she's charming girl. NJ,
"Ah, wait a wee!" interposed Mr. NC
Andrew. "dinna We ken i'll serve oul
purpose equally wcel just TO ASK u,
bonnie lassie to gle us two sixpence'
for shilling and inquire where's Mr.
Toompsons house, and sic-like. Wer'
no hungry, and may as weel save the
siller. Tit Bits.
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In a town where nature study RACES
an elderly lady met friend in S ady
avenue and asked: -,
DO YOU know anything about blrds'
mo" the friend replied in a tone OF y
some modification. I'm sorry, but
don't a., T
Sorry? Oh you are such relief.
lust met Mrs. c. and she graspe,d ny my,
arm. and, gazing upward, said: ON, did
YOU hear that perfectly lovely spike
beaked purplc-ey tickle bird? &c.,
mo sooner had gone block than
| met Mrs. X. Hush, she exclaimed
ccstatically. Don't move muscle
Right up there OF that branch Is one
OF those rare, exquisite, speckle-winged
ring tailed screamers.
You and seem to be the only sane
people. Let's rejoice in chorus.
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Tho Truth Out.

Clara Cat the seaside)-There! l knew
it. lie has proposed this evening, and
DIora~They are acting like other
people; merely polite, that's all TO-.
CHATS only blind. Look at her
yachting cap. ,fn
Eyes. A man can't kiss girl under
one of those peaks.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1902-07-31

Wishing to show the visiting foreign
err what our athletes can do, we take
him to the great fight between the
heavyweight pugilists.
lie watches the storm OF uppercutS
side swipes. rib jabs, solar plexus dis,
turbers. etc, with much interest Al
last he turns to lis and says.
But | thought you told me your
Senate had adjourned.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1902-07-31
Football In Japan.

Among the many things that Japan
borrowed from China was football
said to have been introduced as early
as the middle of the seventh century
The Emperor Toba II. was an expert
player, and got up a club at his pal
ace. Considering how averse most
Orientals are to hard work and vigor-
Gus exercise 1t may be supposed that
the game was very different from
ours. Nevertheless, the Japanese form
seems to have been popular, and we
may trace the beginning Of profes.
sionalism to an emperor and his court,
of whom 1t is told that in n time of
poverty, they earned little extra
money by teaching the art of foot.
ball.
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Ucr Natural Inference.

He was endcavoring to show his Wis
dom bv a glimpse into the future, Rea-
souing from existing conditions, he was
satisfied he knew what was to come, but
it was all very tresome. - ,
Il can see the writing on the wall
he asserted. .,o
She had not been paying very close
attention, but this reused her. -.
Willie" she said sharply, turning 10
her little son, you have been playing
with those crayons again
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1902-07-31
wbv Ito Changed His Mind.

Il tell you, sir, civil service is great
thing ,,.;.,,oa
Tic man addressed looked aS tor nee,
Coming from any one but YOU
that remark would not greatly surprise
me-" he said. You didn't think SO
when last saw you.
No, | didn't r..,,
You considered civil service little
short of a civic curse, A.,
That's right; but then was on the
outside and trying to get in, while now
I am ON the inside and trying to stay
in It makes a great difference.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1902-07-31

A Presbyterian preacher in the central
part of the State tells this story on hiFh-
Iii was Sunday morning, and | mad
started for church. The family were
preparing to follow when the youngest,
a fvc-year old protested; l DO no'
want to go to church. :, :, o,,
II don't feel much like it myself
Fred, this morning. replied his mother
'hut we must go. Father has to go
has gone already. and he has to preach
"'Yes,' said Fred unconvinccd, but We
h,ve to listen and that's worser.
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His Famous Sentence,

The Hon. Bill Brown Of Kansas, has
been called upon to be candidate for
the legislature again. Mr.. Brown won
great fame when chairman of the COM
mittee on railroads in the Kansas
house of representatives four or five
years ago by thus describing a rail.
road in Pratt county, his county:
1T haint got no termini at airy
end!"
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1902-07-31

The only safe course to take is to keep
the blood pure, digestion good, and sieep
regular. No remedy equals, in all respects
Peruna for these purposes, II the system
is run down and weakened by catarrh' re-
runa renovates and rejuvenates the nerves
and brain.
A book on the catarrhal diseases OF sum
mer will be mailed to any address, upon
request, by The Peruna Medicine Co., W
mmbus, Ohio. A.. -
The above testimonials are only two o.
80 900 letters received touching the merlta
of Peruna as catarrhal tonic. No more nre
useful remedy to tone up the system has
ever been devised by the medical profes-
| sion.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1902-07-31
Travels of the Human Eve.

A French statistician has calcu.
lated that the human eye travels over
",G0O yards in reading novel A
human being is calculated 70 set
through $500 miles of reading Il a
LIFETIME.