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Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1902-12-12

+ Many women and doctors do
not recognize tho real symptoms
Of arrangement Of the female
organs until too late.
y "I had terrible pains along my
spinal cord for two years and uofsrsd
dreadfully. was given different
medicines, wore plasters; none OF
these things helped me. Reading OF
the cures that Lydia Il. Pinkham'1
Vegetable Compound has brought
about, I somehow felt that It was
what I needed and bought bottle 70
take. How glad / am that ] did sol
two bottles brought me immense re-
lief, and after using three bottles more
I felt new life and blood surgiEg
through my veins. Il seemed -
though there had been . regular house
cleaning through my system, that all
the sickness and poison had been taken
out and new life, given me insteadl ]
have advised dozens Of my friends TO use
Lydia e. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound. Good health - indisr
pensahle to complete happiness, and
1ydia e. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound has secured this to me.
Mrs. LAURA j. BR2NE1, Crown
Point, Indiana, Secretary Ladies' Relief
Corps. = $4,000 ts,ts.t Z s.t.i.ai q assss i'tss'
Every sick woman who does not
understand her ai1mcnt should
write Mrs. Pinkham, Lynn.
Mass. Her advice II free and
always helpful. |.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1902-12-12
Deafness Cannot BE Cured

Deafness Cannot BE Cured
by local applications. MS they cannot reach the
diseased portion Of the ear. There Is Only one
way to cure deafness, and that Is by etnsti-
infiamed condition Of the mucous lining Of the
Eustachi8n Tube. When this tube is in1amed
you have q rumbling sound or imperfect hear
Ing, and when II is entirely closed deafnkns Is
taken out and this tube restored to It's r,..mal
condition, hearing will be destroyed fC91ver;
nine cases out Of ten are caused by cR&1frh,
which Is nothing but an inflamed conditisH Of
the mucus surfaces.
We will give One Hundred Dollars for any Iase
of Deafness Caused by Catarrh) that caanot
be cured by Halls Catarrh Cure. Send Tor
circulars, free.
Sold by Druggists. 75c.
Halls Family Pills are the best
Those who do the least work are
always tired"
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1902-12-12

Gentlemen: III
haveusedseveral }
bottles Of Perunal
and feel greatly
benefited there,
by from my ca!
tarrh ofthe head,
and feel encour-,
aged to believel
that its cons
tinued use will,
,11->- ls~AA
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1902-12-12
TWO FREIGHT TRAINS DITcHED.
Soft Track the Cause of Accident
Near Lacy.

Soft Track the Cause OF Accident
Near Lacy.
Marshalltown, Dec 9.-Thirty-one
cars were thrown into the ditch as e
result of two derailments Of freight
trains on me Iowa Central Saturday.
No one was hurt by the accident, but
the property loss will be considerable,
and traffic was somewhat delayed.
The most serious wreck occurred at
Lacy, where extra freight No IA was
derailed and sixteen cars were
thrown of the track. Some OF them
were empties and were not badly
damaged, A few loaded cars went
down 8 sixteen-foot embankment.
The second section Of No. 80 was
derailed in the cut south Of Lacy, the
the track. The damage was only
slight, but the delay, to traffic was
very annoying. the northbound pas.
senger being delayed seven hours.
The accident, occurred where the
Improvement worl, has been going on
all summer. The road bed at that
point has not been in good condition
all season and has been the sceae OF
many minor accidents.
Accidentally Shot His Grand Son.
! Madrid, Dec. 9.-S. S. Zenor Of this
place, q former resident and sheriff
of Dallas cornty, was out about two
miles northwest of here visiting his
daughter, Mrs. Meek. Accompanied
by his grandson. a boy of 13, he went
out around the orchard and lots for
hunt. In retting Through a fence the
gun was accidentally discharged, the
entire charge Of shot entering the hip
of the grandson, who was only few
feet away Doctors were called and
the wound dressed and the snot tax.
len out near the base of the spine.
They thought, if no other compiled
ttons set in, he would recover, but the
wound proved fatal. h
All men may be born equal, but the
average m n imagines he was born .
little more SO.
No Water o. Light In Nebraska City.
Nebraska City, Neb.. Dec. S.-The
sudden shifting OF the main channel of
the Missouri river to the Iowa side has
left this city without water supply.
Last night the waserworks mains were
drained and every basin empty. The
electric light plant is shut down and
the streets dark. The breaking out Of
e fire OF any consequence would cause
disaster. It may be days or weeks be
/ fore pipes can be extended to the main
channel. and In the meantime every
mandatory in the city dependent a.
steam, or electricity must shut down.
those who Dc the Asst work are
slvxys tired.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1902-12-12
Love laughs, at locksmiths, but he
daren't laugh at wedlock.

Charles James Fox was. on one oc-
cAsion, . guest at q dinner-party at
Horace WalpOle's, where, at the last
moment, George Selwyn, the readiest
Of wits, whose strange weakness was
attending executions, strolled in.
George looks as cheerful as though
ne had just come from an execution"
remarked Horace Walpole. and Fox
salu, smilingly: "A namesake Of
mine was to be hanged at Tyburn to.
day. suppose you were In at the
death, Selwyn?" "No, my friend
said Selwyn, promptly. II make a
point OF never freQuenting rehearsals"
1t is said that at banquet during
his visit to America, Prince Henry Of
Prussia. in speaking to certain sena-
tor, deplored the estrangement be-
tween Great Britain and Germany
owing to the South African war. Il
am afraid" he added, 1.-THE press Is
making matters worse" and he con.
cluded by asking the senator his opin.
ion of the attitude Of America II there
should be war. We'll, sir" said
the senator, 1T is the tradition of
America to remain neutral, but YOU
have SO won our hearts that We would
stretch our neutrality, and as the war
developed itself we should be very
happy to offer you and your brother
an asylum In Washington
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1902-12-12

Try me just once and am G1re to
come again. Defiance Starch.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1902-12-12

Old Constellation did you dare.
sir, to kiss my daughter last night on
the park piazza?" Young Gayboy-
"Gad, now that I've seen her by day.
light, wonder myself"
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1902-12-12

Muggins--"My cook left because we
refused to ,reat her as one Of the
family" Bsggins--" Humph! My
cook expects to be treated az com.
nanY.n
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1902-12-12

II a man carries mortgage Il Is
usually because he can't lift It.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1902-12-12

AVOID FRAUDULENT INVITATIONS.
Use the genuine Russ Bleaching Blue and
preserve your clothes All gYocers, 10c.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1902-12-12
Dr.. Lawrence's special treatment
cures Dyspepsia. Guaranteed, soc.
Lawrence Co., Des Moines, 10.
Sample Zee,

II makes Z woman heartsick every
time she has to cut q valuable piece
Of lace.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1902-12-12
Magnet Pile Killer Cures Piles.

It is easier to apologize to big
man than to q little one.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1902-12-12

One stocking doesn't make a net OF
tights.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1902-12-12

To the housewife who has not vet
become acquainted with the new.
things OF everyday use in the market
and who is reasonably satisfied with
the old. We would suggest that trial
of Defiance Cold Water Starch be
made at once. Not alone because 1t
Is guaranteed by the manufacturers to
be superior to any other brand, but
because each 10c package contains 16
ozs., while all the other kinds contain
but Il ozs. 1t Is safe to say that the
lady who once uses Defiance Starch
will use no other. Quality and guam.
tity must win.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1902-12-12

DON'T SPOIL YOUR CLOTHES.
Use Russ Bleaching Blue and keep them
white a. snow. All grocers 10c o package.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1902-12-12

IMPURE SOAP DEST ROYS CLOTHES
Getty's Now Laundry Soap saves them and
iayes your hands No rubbing required. Try it
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1902-12-12

Our most exclusive circles are sill.
yer dollars" wrote the rural editor.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1902-12-12

III q man amounts to anything he
doesn't have to boast Of his ancestors.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1902-12-12

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing syrup
ynF children tecthing, softenD the gums reduces IN
mnation aIays pain, cures wind collie sc bottle.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1902-12-12

Fruit acids will not stain goods
dyed with PUTNAM FADELESS
DYES.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1902-12-12

Pis0's Cure il the best medicine we ever
used for all affections Of the throat and
lungs,--Wm. o. Endsley, vauburen. Ind.
Feb. 10, 1900.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1902-12-12

AACllC lAVAS oo'
But what will you do when all the
vermiform appendices shall have been
removed?" The great surgeon smiled.
II was reading only today" he said.
that the stomach may be taken out !"
without killing the patient?" How
funny you are!" exclaimed the great
surgeon, and laughed outright.
At Worthwhile, KY. the other day,
President Roosevelt made few re-
marks to large and enthusiastic
crowd. The barking Of a number of
wildly enthusiastic yellow dogs punct.
uated his remarks, whereupon the
President remarked: 1T may Interest
this community to know that have
six children and five dogs at home,
and that at last reports all Of them
were WELL" "Say!" shouted a lean
and lanky citizen, what sort OF dogs
is that you've got?" II wouldn't like
to specify any particular breed for
any Of Them" said the President. "but
don't believe you can name any breed
that isn't represented"
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1902-12-12

When locomotive goes of on a
toot the engineer is generally carried
home in q cab.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1902-12-12

Aunt Jsmima's Pancake Flour is self
rising, ready for use. Makes delicious pam
cakes. Try It,. All grocers sell 1t.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1902-12-12

All men may be born equal, but the
average m n imagines he was born a
little more so. s.-
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1902-12-12

Imagination is often more stubborn
than facts.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1902-12-12

Where there's will there's a way
out Of It. lr.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1902-12-12

els her social position an assured
one?" i should say SO! Why. it's
bounded on the north by two genera
lions Of scandals; on the east by New.
port; on the south by ten millions;
and on the west by South Dakota"
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1902-12-12

Hope is the promissory note Of the
future.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1902-12-12

Some grocers say they don't keep sEe-
In hand Of II OF. brands. which they know
cannot be sold to customer who has
once used the 16 OF. pkg. Defiance Starch
for same money. @
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1902-12-12

Some people always appear to be
hopelessly widowed.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1902-12-12

5s Stops the Cough and
Works on the Cold
Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. PRICE DC
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1902-12-12
Magnet Pile Killer Cures Piles.

Y Any i-rl who induces young man
to propose bsgs the question.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1902-12-12

Marshall p. Wider tells of certain
Irishman. famed for hard drinking,
who was asked why he did not take
Just one drink each day and let it 60
at that. "Shure," answered Pat,
what good would wan be? A bird
can't fly with one wing
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1902-12-12

/ The vegetarian doesn't care whether
HIS goose Is cooked or not. 81
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1902-12-12

In his "reminiscences, Charles BROOK:
field, the retired English actor, says:
my father was dining in London one
night at the Oxford and Cambridge
Club with Tennyson and two or three
others. After dinner, the poet insist.
ed on putting his feet on the table,
fitting back his chair more Ameri
cano." There were strangers in the
room, and he was expostulated with
for his uncouthness, but in vain. DO
put down your feet!" pleaded his host
"Why should II" retorted Tennyson;
I'm very comfortable as am" "Ev.
cry ones staring at you" said another,
LET 'em stare" replied the poet,
placidly. Alfred" said my father
people will think you're Longfellow.
Down went the foet.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1902-12-12
INSIST ON GETTING II.

The world does not pause to exam,
I Inc q mans tracks after he gets there
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1902-12-12

"A woman's portrait isn't natural
unless 1T is speaking likeness.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1902-12-12

Some people 60 through life with a
Oud.p pedal attachment.
La Junta tribune., 1902-02-08
s,.ssss vs,sh . Gun.

lanes Polk was arrested Thurs
day night by Undersheria Steward,
charged with assault to murder
Frank Miller, night clerk At Sher-
mans restaurant. The two young
men had been attending the
Eagles ball, and we're in costume.
Polk was dressed as . cowboy and
had two ..forty fives" in his belt,
neither Of which was loaded. They
got into an alteration and Polk
landed two vicious blows upon
Miller's head with the butt end Of
his revoivers. one OF them making
a deep cut on the forehead. DR.
Ragsdale attended the injured
man, it requiring three stitches to
lose the wound Miller IS not
seriously hurt. however. Polk is
in Jail aud will probably be ar
raigned 10 few days.
La Junta tribune., 1902-02-08
rss.bysss,s. Services.

The special services at the Pres
byterian church during the week
have been marked by an unusual
degree Of Christian fellow ship be-
tween the different churches Of our
city. On Wednesday evening the
Baptists omitted their own prayer
meeting that they might attend the
Presbyterian services. The Meth
odists did even better, not only
coming themselves, but bringing
chars from their own church on
which to sit. The church was
crowded to its utmost capacity,
every available seat, infant class
seats As well. being occupied, and
on Wednesday evening there were
many standing during the whole
service. Many others were unable
to gain admittance. DR. Boyle's
preaching was scholarly and ieart-
searching. This has been followed
BY the earnest words OF Rev. w.
H. Davis. Of Victor. The good
results OF these meetings will be
seen 10 the coming months in all
our churches.
La Junta tribune., 1902-02-08
esss.,.ss - s.,ss.

We learn that the Presbyterian
church is much nearer TO the en-
joymeni of new church edi6ce
than at any time heretofore This
was the FIRST church organized IN
La Iunta. and the one in which
all Christians worshiped and were
made welcome until other churches
were formed II is now in order
for all members and friends Of the
church, as well as for all who de-
sire the best interests Of our city,
to get ready for liberal ,subscsip-
ton in AID Of the new enterprise.
La Junta tribune., 1902-02-08
e.s,... n..s. .,ss. ss,,.

The anniversary masquerade
ball given by La Junta Aerie, No
r46, Fraternal Order Of Eagles,
Al Dougherty's hall. Thursday
night. was a huge success, socially
and financially, one OF the largest
terpsichorean crowds that ever
graced the floor OF this popular
dancing hall being in attendance.
There were NAVY elegant cos
tunes, and it was q difficult meter
Tor the committee selected to
award the prizes to make q choice
that was even satisfactory 10
themselves. Wonderly's toif or
chestra furnished music for the oc.
casion, and acquitted themselves
in their usual excellent style. The
hall was tastef lily decorated with
Eagle emblems and colors, and
presented an unusually attractive
and pleasing appearance.
The com mittee appointed to-
award the various prizes made the
following selections: Best costom
lady, Miss Lulu Adams; best cos.
tuned gentleman, Charles Hale;
most grotesque gentleman's Coz
tune, A. L. Cash; most grotesque
lady costume, Miss Rachel Nicely:
best old woman's costume, Miss
Hall: best character costume.
John Ratiman; best gentleman
waifxer, Harry Dupbar; best lady
waltzer, May Spane: best cake |
walkers, Mr.. and Mrs. Thomas.
La Junta tribune., 1902-02-08
se,,e. q s.s~e~s-

Services Of the Christian
church will be held in the Wood
ruG hall to morrow. both morning
and evening. conducted BY the
pastor. Rev. R. H. LamPkin.
Morning subject. Except the
Lord Build the House. They
Build in Vain Who Build It."
Evening subject. "Dispensations.
The latter is the beginning Of .
series of sermons on the holy
spirit to be discussed Tor number
of evenings
La Junta tribune., 1902-02-08
soss soaa loeAl ,1gss.
a, the City Pharmacy.

Go TO Stark & Co.. to sell your
second hand furniture.
G. S. Thompson. undertaken and
embalmer. Phone No. ais.
For fresh bread. pies or cakes 60
to Fishers Postoffiee news stand.
Buckley & Hart have list OF
"bargains" in homes. Look At
them.
The Wslk-Over shoes for men.
s.. so and s. 90. Try them. Al
Hawkins.
Stark & Co. have . big line Of
new and secondhand stoves they
are selling cheap.
NJ. X. Champion left last. We'd
nesday for Trinidad to be absent
several days on business.
Mayhew House Furnishing Co,
undertaking and embalming. Day
phone. "A; night phone. 1874.
| FoR SALE-Ten acres of land in
McCreery Gardens; one mile from
postoffice. Inquire at this Office.
Gem Flour" hes, IN the market.
Every sack guaranteed or money
refunded. La Inn,a Milling Co.
Miss McClain, OF kinsiey. Kan.
arrived in La unta yesterday
morning. to visit the family OF her
cousin, J. II. Beggs.
Did you look over the list Of
houses and lots offered by Buckley
& Hart9 You had better inquire
now before prices advance.
Miss Sara Mendelsou was the
guest OF S. K. Mendelson several
days this week, leaving Wednes-
day for her home in Madison, Wis.
| David karle1, OF Boonviile, N.
Y, is the guest Of his uncle, B. F.
Gleasman, of the Holbrook coun-
try, and contemplates locating in
Otero county.
John Fl. Beggs was in town
Tuesday night. stopping over for
a few hours on his way from Ration
to Topeka to attend a meeting OF
the Santa Fe officials,
Mrs. ]. B Donovan had sud-
den attack Of illness yesterday
morning and is confined to her bed.
DR.. Finney is in attendance, but
does no, anticipate anything ser.
ious.
Miss Nellie Towle. who has been
employed in the dry goods store
of c. F. Kendall during the past
year, resigned this week on &C.
count of her health. and LETT last
Wednesday for her home in Or
tawa, Kan.
FoR SALE-Two square pianos.
saa and SIS; slightly used upright
piano, worth s37S. for S7aa; very
easy payments; new and second
hand organs. 81 to s. per month;
tuning S3.-Guy E. Smith. Opera
House building.
Regular services at the Presby-
terian church, tomorrow, both
moruing and evening, conducted
by the pastor, Rev. Robert Colt
man. Morning subject. 'Sswing
and Reaping." Evening subject.
"Balaam." Everybody welcome.
Mr.. aud Mrs. Herman Sink, OF
New York, father and mother Of l..
A. Sink, of the Holbrook country,
are expected to arrive to-day from
California, en- route home, to visit
their son for few days. Mrs.
Sink IS also sister Of B. F.
Gleasman.
For SALE:-An excellent tract
Of land. with water right; east OF
Holly, Colo, 1900 acres; all OF
section Io and II. and south half
Of section II, all in township a3.
II west. Hamilton county. Address
A. Hagny. or H. L. Conable,
Keokuk, Iowa.
Regular services at the Baptis,
church tomorrow, conducted by
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1902-09-18
Rheumatism Cured in "a Hours.

L. j. Blackmore, of Halter & Black
more, Pittsburg, Pa, says: "a short
time since L procured a bottle of
Mystic Cure. 1t got me out of the
house in "a hours. / took to my bed
with rheumatism nine months ago
and the Mystic Cure is the only meu-
icine that did me any good. 1 had
hve of the best physicians in the city,
but L received very little relief from
them. 1 know the Mystic Cure to be
what it is represented and take pleas
ure in recommending it to other poor
sufferers" Sold by Otto Grotjan,
1901 Second avenue, Rock Island;
Gust Schlegel & Son, 20 w. Second
street, Davenport.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1902-09-18
Take Care of the Stomach.

The man or woman whose digestion
is perfect and whose stomach per-
forms its every function is never sick.
Kodol cleanses, purifies and sweetens
the stomach and cures positively and
permanently all stomach troubles,
indigestion and dyspepsia. 1t is the
wonderful reconstructive tonic that
is making SO many sick people well
and weak people strong by conveying
to their bodies all of the nourishment
in the food they eat. Rev. J. II. Hol-
laday, of Holiday, Miss, writes: Ko-
dol has cured me. / consider it the
best remedy 1 ever used for dyspep-
STA and stomach troubles. 1 was Civ
en- up by physicians. Kodol saved my
life. Take it after meals. All drug
gists.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1902-09-18

She is perplexed about conditions of
which she cannot speak to any other.
She thinks of the family physician. But
her delicate nature ShriuSS from the
questions she might be called upon to
answer. And so without counsel OF help
she drifts along while every day time
tighteus the letters of disease.
Young women instinctively know that
certain conditions are abnormal. They
know that heads and backs were not
made to ache. But they do not know
where to turn for relief.
ANY MOTHER WOULD SAY
what almost every mother knows, that
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