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fhnockdowns I've had.'
congrsssman oushInG has earned
aconsplcnousplDce on Speaker Hen
dcrson's little black list.
Admiral Dewey says wO have
the finest body Of sesmen in the
world in our navy, and he knows.
J. Pierpont Morgan Ia now,
through his steamship truss pro
pared 70 rule tho sea as we'll as the
lahd.
Chauncy Depew would probably |
have to bo PIT 10 a straight Jacket
iia Dopew KID should arrive At bis
China's rebels either have con-
troll Of the news dispensers or are
licking the government troops with
regularity.
Belgium is turnipgout a lot of
riots and such for n little country,
and the turning machine Is still
IN working order.
Tho Senatorial friends Of Gen.
Miles threw a scare into Teddy
and that forced retirement mas not
yet been pulled of.
If tho hOusekeepers Of the coun-
try had votest the republicans would
be put ont of power as fast as elect
ions could be held.
(, Attorney General Knox has kind
ly warned the Beef Trust to keep
inside the letter of the law while
squeezing thepeople.
The republican bosses Of the
House are trying to find out whore
they "arc at. From this distance
they seem TO be DIT"
Pierpont Morgan's flag iso't the
skull and crossbones, but his method
bring about the same results as those
ofthe old time pirates.
Twenty-nine cents would be a
blgh valuation. TO put on the pride
Of the republicans who have been
bossing the House for years.
Democratsin the House were
taught useful. and needed, lesson
bv sherr recent victory. More can
be won by sticking together,
Gov. Taft defends the arrest oil
Philippine editors under the sedi'
ton laws, Of course. He is large.
" responsible for those laws.
Congress is said to be jealous o.
the big Masonic fair that is being
| held in Washington because of thu
immense crowds IL is drawing.
The North Atlantic squadron go
i 10 the Danish West Indies ahead 9
/ the Danish ratification ofthe treaty
for the saleof the islands to the U. )
The deeper one goes into Phil
lippine affairs the worse they ar
shown to,be and the more reasoi
for PHILIPPINE hatred of our soldiers
The railway systems Of the coun
try are slowly but surely belnI
merged into trusts, which Will soo'
begin to put the screws on the pee
pie.
Cheering always reminds 7 eddy
he says, ofhis football days. Wor
der what tho down-and-drag
out act of.the House reminded hir
or
Will the republican kickers 3
called TO the White House and lee
J tursd, or will they merely be not
. fed that the pie counter is closed t
/. themf
Good morningI Have you chiI
ped in your dollar to the $4,000
900 Riverand Harbor bill, and ho'
much benefit do you expect It WI
BIO To yon.
: Chauncy Depew7s announcement
that he did not desire 'reelectio
had d sour grapish sound. w
3 that bin reason for dragging o.
1 the bloody shirt1
If the beef trust il bigger ths
Q Congress ii istime for the vote
i 10 know II. Action on the Hon
: resolution to investigate this tra
!. viii tell the story.
y Double the price Of everyihlr
eatabIe; add about s per cent to Y
. earnings Of the average man, q
nj the result will be what the repu Q
|. ems labcl sgreat prosperity
9 The new Commissioner of Pe
siops il said 10 be q hnmorist, 3
. It be Gads any fun in that job
3 will do more than any of bis pred
d eessors have been ableto do.
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