The Lamar register., 1902-12-03

A ragged coat often has a roll in 1t.
but it's an exception.
There is 10 longer any doubt that
the King of Spain is not baby.
1t may be that Mr. WI needs to go
back home to bi ..sh up his Chinese
a little.
The man who does not save money
will always be poor no matter how
much he earns.
Young Mr. Mollineux will neither go
on the stage nor write book. For
this relief much thanks.
'He is not wise that scorns the
thought of woman" At any rate, he'd
better not let her know 1t.
The Castellane debts will be paid
OFF within five years. By that time
they will have some more.
There isn't much to tell that ma.
rine who has made $33, 900 by lend :
ing money to his comrades. /
An American missionary is cap I
tive at Mequinez. 1t must be pleas
ant to be bound in Morocco.
There are all kinds of people in the 7
world except the kind that live and
move In the historical romance.
A Texas o.d maid has adopted I
little baby. This is the most cutting .,
rebuke that man has ever received. ,
Co-education is failure in the Uni :
versity of Chicago. There is too much
COO and too little education about it. +
The crown prince of Siam was t
taken to the stock yards at Chicago a
and was delighted-when he got S
away. G
The salt trust appears to have lost I
its SAVIOR, and it is now in order that z
the scriptures should be followed lit
orally. y
John Bull is making brave but
probably misguided attempt to meas 4
ure swords with the Standard Oil i
company. s
1t is said that a member of the t
American embassy at Berlin is to wed
a Boston girl. No cause is given for
the rash act. l.
1t is rumored that King Leopold is e
mentally unbalanced. His friends :
apparently think there is no other ex- i
cuse for him. r
football player has been sent to +
the insane asylum. If they put him {
in the violent ward he ought to feel /
quite at home. {
Running n newspaper in Russia .
must be a hard job; there are so few
events that are fit to print under the
eiict of the czar.
A Butte, Mont, editor has fatally :
shot physician. Perhaps the physi /
clan didn't take his paper. Now is |
the time to subscribe. 6
Even though the coal strike is end t
ed the news that n Swiss savant has |
discovered a freezing cure for human |
ills ought to be cheering.
Lieut.. Peary has reported for duty,
but as he Is still on crutches he will
not be called upon to so aloft and ,
furl the miZzentopsal for a week or
two.
Funeral directors and embalmers of
Chicago have formed n combination
and prices will be raised. We can't
die even without the octopus taking {
n go at us.
A New York chauffeur has been
sentenced to the penitentlary for
hurting people with his automobile !,
The world is still a glorious place in ,
some respects. r
The news that handwriting experts {
have cleared Emperor Maximilian's ,,
record of the treachery charge would
have been more impressive before the
MollineuX trial. ,
''The worlds greatest women-who {
were they?" asks the New York Amer
lean. Mrs. Carrie Nation would prob
ably says that the question should be
instead: "Who are they?"
A New York dealer sadly complains ,
that the newspapers are to blame for c
the reduction in the prices of coal 1t
is no wonder that there are people in
this country who think the press ought
to he muZZled