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CONTRIBUTION To STRIKE 4
) FUND STEADILY INCREASING. 4

. REPUBLIC SPECIAL 4
= Indianapolis. Ind. Oct. while ,
= refusing TO give out exact figures 4
. with reference to the number Of men 4
q who are contributing to the strike I
. fund and the amounts that are week 4
9 ly coming into the national treasury, 4
. the officers OF the United Mine Work I
q ers declare that the amount Of money I
. is being Increased each month over 4
= that OF the preceding. and that here I
q is no sign anywhere that the work 4
. ing miners are wearying OF the add 4
. ed burdens they are compelled to I
q bear or that other kindred organi- 4
= zations are not in even more active I
= sympathy with the strikers than I
. when the struggle was begun. Ac- 4
. cording TO the statement OF the en- 4
. ployes OF the organization, whose 4
= headquarters are here. several as I
= sessments now in force Yield SSss. 500 I
. from miners alone Added to this are 4
. the contributions OF other labor or I
= ganizations in sympathy with the
= strikers
n HAHA% AAA%ANNA Q ]
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Champ CInrk aflChnrIeaton.

ltI-I flIlIC SFELIAI-
Charleston. No. Oct 7.-Champ Clark In
lected the serum OF retuvenation into the
hearts OF Mississippi County Democrats
gathered at the Courthouse IN this city this
afternoon His speech was cut short, much
TO the regret OF his hearers, by an affection
OF the throat from Nhich he is sufferinF.
lt WAS a characteristics. hard blow against
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J. r. Williams speaks.

HF.EI bIsII- NF'El-IAL-
GRANVILLE. III. Oct III. r. Williams %
Carmi addressed large gathering at WeSe
Salem in Edwards County this evening
Mr. Williams Is the Democratic candidata
20. Congress from this district.
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Topeka. Kas., Oct. doctor Norman D.
PlsEs. president OF Washburn College, wes
inaugurated this afternoon Among those
present and taxing part were II r ~ Ter
Of Drury University. pringfeid. Mo- Doc
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jan prenker Captursa.


EEFIHIsIC EFELlAI-
Armstrong. No. Oct Jim Hooton. =
negro who attempted to XIII Lola Williams
last Saturday, broke jail here Sunday and
vas not captured untl yesterday after a
chase Of over twenty mIies-
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webb cIty Election.


webb city No. oct. Ellsworth Mar
outs Republican. was elected Marshal OF
Webb city by a majority OF 3i2 over WI
liam James. Democrat. at t0-day's special
election Two Republican Aldermen were
a.so elected. The election was decided en-
tirely by personalities and State issues did
not enter into H.
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Washington. Oct. Tine following candI-
dates have been found qualified for appoint.
nent as assistant surgeons in the United
States Army: Louis c. Duncan. Kansasa
Edwin d. Kilbourne. Illinois
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ST. LOUIS BONDS ARE ACCEPTED.
Among Those Banks May Use as BnzIa
for Government Deposits.

Washington, Oct. The committee ap-
pointed by Secretary Shaw 10 pass upon the
character and sufleiency OF stare and
municipal BONDS as basis for public de-
posts have received about S4Oo0. 90 OF these
ing cities: New York. Phi.adelphia F3oston
81 Louis, Louisville, Cincinnati and Des
Inc bonos OF several states also have been
favorabiy passed upon. The Secretary az
lows In deposits % per cent Of the face value
OF these bonds when their market value is
not below par.
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AIRS. Mary Otterson. a nurse at the City
Dispensary, fen while aiighting from a
Tower Grove car At Twelfth and Market
street Monday night and sustained bruises
On tbA l-3 arm and SHOULDER.
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81 Joseph. No. oct. 7.-William ]. Bryan
opened the Democratic campaign IN this
county to-day. speaking At Agency this att
crnoon and IN South ST. Joseph tonight
Large crowds attended both meetings
Char'es r Booher OF Savannah also spoke
Mt Agency
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hEPI Bl-ic SPECIAL
Eisoerry. Mo-, Oct 7-Senator F. II.
Cockrell spoke here to-day at Norris Opera-
mouse al o'clock on political issues BE
was greeted by a very large crowd
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20 CTRE A COI.D IY oNE DAY
Coekren speaks at EIsberry.

Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets All
arLggists refund the money II Il fails 70 cure.
E w Groves signature is on eacn bo<. &c.
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cEnRcEs PRINCE.

Yonkers. y. Y. Oct. 7.-George s Primes.
treasurer or the New York Central RauA
road, died at his residence in this city to-
day He was "A years OF age.
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Trustee. Executor Administrator. CURATOR
Guardian. etc. are some OF the fiduciary ca
pacities In which the Mississippi Valley
Trust Company acts under authority OF LAVE
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JudicIous people avail themselves. when
travelling abroad. Of the advantages OF lete
ters OF credit issued By Mississippi Valley
Trust Company. thereby advertising tha
Worlds Fair City.
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FOREIGNS

Coienial Minister DoumerEos WI ask the
Brench Chamber OF Deputies FOR. funds 10
SahahtltAts the island Of Martinique
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FIrst-cIass attention given By Mississippi
Valley Trust Company TO buying. selling
and renting city property,
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REPUBLIC SPECIAL.
corsicana. Tex. Oct. IA fatal wreck
occurred on the Cotton Belt near Nouns
Pleasant to-day. Louis W Ashcroft.
passenger. Is said TO have been killed.
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DIED AFTER SHORT ILLNESS.
Frank w. Hitchings's Demise
Caused by Typhoid Fever.

Frank W Hitchiuss. a young man well
known in local amateur sporting and busi-
ness circles died yesterday morning at his
home. No. 4I23 Evans avenue. He had been
III for two weeks with typhoid fever. which
caused HE death.
AR. HitchinEs was born In Bristol, Eng
land hut came 10 the United States when
q boy and settled In ST Louis He has
been for many years an empioye OF the
Union Biscuit company He leaves a
widow and four children
Interest allowed by Mississippi Valley
Trust Company on time. ruvings and check
accounts.
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An account in the savings department OF
be opened with deposit OF 81 or more
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tor Charles Thwing. president az westerz
Reserve College Of Cleveland, o. and Doc-
tor Richard Cordley.
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Bryan at So. Joseph.

'.Boro- -Formalin'' elmer & Amend. an
tiscptic essing for burns. Sores cuts,
bruises or any similar accident or af,iictiOn-
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Ladies especially like the safe-deposit
vaults of the Mississippi Valley TruSt Com
pany, as there are no steps TO climb nor
sills over which 20 stumble
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Extra facilities are afforded ladies' by sep
crate coupon and tol et rooms OF safe-de1
poSit vaults OF Mississippi Valley Trust
COMPANY where there are no steps to clirnh'
nor sills over which 10 stumble.
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Management OF city real estate f. a s,e-
eiAity OF Mississippi Valley Trust Company.
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WILL LUNcH WITR THE KING.
American Generals Invited 10
Buckingham Palace October 1S.

London, Oct. -7.-GeneTals CorbIn. Young
and Wood VIII lunch with King Ddward at
Buckingham Palace October L.
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70 BETTER Terms THAN OURS.
WE'VE A BAR6GlH FOR you.

Br ng vour room size to-mor-
row and select any one Of our
bright, durable Carpets; have
1t made. lined and ca An
laid Tor - down GssaVU
and ---- A WEEK
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George Rose tramped into Cas- County,
Uas arrested for grand larceny. did Jsil
s--tasoa Iowa. oaa n Ehs Pontiac Re-
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How Billiards Were Invented.

The English are very fond of the
game Of billiards., and a letter in the
British museum gives the origin of the
sport. 1t was invented by London
pawnbroker, whose name was William
Kew. Kew not only lent money, but
be sold cloth, and for the latter pur-
pose had a yard measure, with which
he used to compute the amounts. One
day to distract himself he took the
three round balls which are the en-
blems of his ltrade-they may still be
seen in front of certain shops in Lon.
don-and, placing them on his counter.
began to hit them about with his yard
measure.
He found it made a pretty game. He
got a kind Of skill in making n ball
glance off the other, and his friends
who saw him thus employed called the
game Bills yard. 1t was soon short
ened into billiards. But the yardstick
was the instrument with which the
balls were knocked about, and Difficult
ty arose as to what to call it. They
called it after the name of the pawn
broker-a Kew.-Paris Figaro.
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For Over Sixty Years

An old and well tried remedy, Mrs
Winslow's Soothing Syrup has been
used. over sixty years by millions
Of mothers for their children while
teething, with perfect success. 1t
soothes the child, softers the gums.
allays all pain, cures wind collie. and
is the best remedy for diarrhoea. Is
pleasant TO the taste. Sold by drug.
gists in every part of the world
Twenty-Five cents a bottle. Its val
he is incalculable. Be sure and ask
for Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup,
and take no other kind.
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1902-11-28

In late years..men have made for
tunes out Of the tailings of gold
mines.---The mills .in.which .the-ore
formerly was ..crushed and the crude
processes then in use allowed a large
percentage of--uhe precious metal to
escape, and that loss amounted in
some cases to a fortune. The stomach
~is..just like a stamp-mill in this re-
spect, Jhat.when acknowledgement
order it.allows the ESCAPE. and: waste
of much of the precious nutriment
contained in the food. That when
continuous. means the loss of mans
greatest-,,fortune ,-health.--- Science
offers a remedy for this-condition.in
Dr...Pierce's ..Golden Medical Dis
covery.-It corrects the ''weakness''
of the stomach, prevents waste and
loss of nourishment. and puts the
stomach and organs of digestion and
nutrition into a condition of health
which enables them to save and as
simulate all the nutriment contained
in the food..which is eaten..In all
cases Of constipation the use. of DR..
Pierce,s Pleasant Pellets will speedily
and permanently cure the disease.
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PROSPER.

Prosper, Nov. 25.-James.- Rogers.
of Chamberlain, is visiting at the
home Of Ben Schaub.
Messrs. Carlson and Nelson are
hauling corn, for J~..French.
Messrs. Strand, Hoffman, Scheick
are home again after a weeks court
ing in Mitchell.
Wednesday, Nov. 10, marked the
thirtieth wedding anniversary of Mr..
Mrs. B. Schaub and a number of the
neighbors and friends of this estima-
BILE couple gathered at their home to
help them celebrate it. All kinds''of
games were INDUCED in until mid
night. when an elaborate supper was
served. soon after which the guests
departed for home wishing that Mr.,
and Mrs. Schaub may live to cele-
brate their golden wedding.
The many friends of civilian Rig
CERT will be..grieved to learn that he
was very painfully injured one day
last week Withdrawing in the past
ure. He was attacked by an animal.
knocked down and quite severely
~bruised-and but for timely assistance
Of some member of his family would
probably have been killed. He is
now confined to his bed, but under
the care of DR.. Bobb, of Mitchell.
His friends-.hope. he will. oon be
about again.
A large number of young people
from Prosper attended the party at
Mr.. Luke Lowells last Friday even
ing, The..young ladies who attended
were: Misses Alma Carlson, Dolly,
and Lucy Hunt, Edna and Lena
Sohrt, Maude Hofstetter, Bessie Erion
and Fannie,s,Watson and all.report a
good $50
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Auction Sale.

Twill sell .atsspublic auction on my
farm 10 miles south Of Artesian, a
mile: east. of Farwell .postofice,
sanborn..county, 'on.. "Wednesday. Dec.
3. commencing, at. 10 o'clock sharp,
the following property IS cows,.17
calves,ssl bull. part Durham. 4fhead
of horses. a yearling colt, IS shoats.
Deering binder, Mccormick corn
binder. pulverizeT. corr plows. gang
ploW.--hays rake. steel drag scobey
harrow, wagon. .@.haysrack. Keystone
c~ornsheller ',and power, buggy.
American well drill complete,'2 sets
double harness, about 40 acres corn
in-.tield. and-~s15sssacres in shock,".2 20
tons millet. 50 tons hay. and other
articles too numerous to- mention.
Free-lunch1at noon.ss.Terms--of sale:
All sums~of~~SlU or UNDER cash lover
SO time will ~be--given--on bankable
security until Oct. list. 1903, 10
per cent interest 2 per cent discount
for cash on all sums oversize. c. +.
Pifcr Willssbe- the..auctiOneer. = 60
W. H. Crosbie.
Proprietor. -
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Ten Men and n Safe.

In the endorsement of one of our big
life insurance companies is a safe so
large that a theatrical company might
perform therein. There are three doors,
the combinations of whose locks are
controlled by ten men. Each man, a
high official of the company, is an in
tegral part of the integral whole. In in
stance: Five men are required to open
the outer door, each knowing a fifth
part Of the entire combination and no
more. A, having set the gatings in his
combination. is followed in turn by B,
G, D and E, when the bolt may be
moved. In the same manne the second
door is opened by three men in combi-
nation and the third by two. in the lat
ter case each being in combination
with M or more Of the other eight on
the outer and second doors. The safe is
regarded as safe.-New York Press.
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A Startling SurOrlSe.

Very few could believe in looking
at a. T. Hoadley, a healthy. robust
blacksmith of Tilden. Ind, that for
ten years he suffered such tortures
from rheumatism as few could endure
and live. But a wonderful change
followed his taking Electric Bitters.
''Iwo bottles wholly cured me-" he
writes, land l have not felt a twinge
m over a year." They regulate the
kidneys. purify the blood and cure
rheumatism, neuralgia, nervousness,
improve digestion and give perfect
health. Try them. Only 50 cents
at S. H. Scallin's drug store.
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S T THE PARSON.
"A Case Where h Wedding Ring
Went on the Right Hand.

A Case Where the Wedding Ring
Went on the Right Hand.
A clerical correspondent Of the Lon
don Express tells Of a wedding cere-
mony in which he officiated and in his
zeal for rubrical o~bservances laid him
self open to a comical and crushing
retort.
81 was then curate Of a small coun-
try parish in Somersetshire, and one
day a couple presented themselves
after due preliminaries for marriage
in the village church.
"All went we'll until the moment
came when it is directed by the rubric
that the mar shall place the ring upon
the fourth finger of the woman's left
hand. but then trouble began. The
yokel. apparently from nervousness or
ignorance, laid hold of the right hand
of his expectant bride and placed the
ring there resolutely.
".No,' I said, with quiet firmness,
you must put the ring on her left
hand To this his only reply was a
stolid stare. Thinking he had not un-
ueIStOuu me, L ieledteu LILY WINS, pul
with no better effect.
with as much warmth and in
sistence as was justified by the occa-
sion 1 now took irmer ground and
said, If you do not put the ring on
her left hand, l must stop the serv-
ice.'
"And then the climax came. With a
-.-.I xl-A 4o chow
his satisfaction at having for the mo-
ment 'bested' the parson. the bride
groom settled the point for all time
with the words, Please, sir, she amt
got none!"
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The CoMhoX.

The cowman's idea of a good time Is
measured by the amount of money it
costs him. When he goes to Kansas
City with a trainload of stock he gen.
orally has a good time, says the
Worlds Work. A good time means
champagne. Champagne comes high;
it is unquestionably genteel; therefore
the cowman buys it at all hours. A
cowman's breakfast order in a leading
Kansas City hotel cafe was: fried cat.
fish and champagne.
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What Children should Be Tauoht.

Merely what is contained in the
textbooks is not what children should
be taught at schools. They should
learn justice and right and fairness
and the principles of right living. If
justice is done they are sure to real
dze it, and it will have a bad effect
upon them. Character is formed at
school. An unjust rule will not tend
to make just men and women out of
the boys and girls who are compelled
to observe it.-Toledo Bee.
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Breaking a

The following is an easy method of
breaking glass to any required form:
Make a small notch by ear of a file
on the edge of a piece Of glass; then
make the end of a tobacco pipe or a rod
of iron of about the same size red hot
in the fire. Apply the hot iron to the
notch and draw it slowly along the
surface of the glass in any direction
you please. 4. crack will be made in
tie glass and will follow the direction
of the iron.
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Cured of Piles After 40 Years.

Mr.. c. Haney. of Geneva, Ohio,
had the piles for forty years. Doctors
and dollars could do him n~o~~~lasting
good. DeWitt's Witch Hazel Salve
cured him permanently. Invaluable
for cuts, burns, bruises, sprains,
decorations, eczema. letter, salt
rheum. and all other skin diseases.
Look for the name Dewitt on the
package-all Others are cheap. worth
less cOunterfeitS. L. O. Gale.
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Startling. But True.

''If every n knew what a grand
medicine DR.. Kings New Life Pills
is " writes D. H. Turner, Dempsey
town, Pa. you'd sell all you have
in a day. Two weeks use. has. made
a new man of---me." Infallible for
constipation, stomach and liver trou-
bles. 25 centss.at S. II. Scallin's drug
store.
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For Monument to lola,

The Emile lola Literary and Beney-
client Association of New York, or
ganized with the consent of the
French novelist four years ago. at the
time of his defense of Capt. Dreyfus,
will give a weeks fair at the Grand
Central Palace in November to raise
funds for a monument to lola.
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Types of Beauty.

A famous statesman on being asked
what he considered the greatest type
OF beauty in women, replied: The
woman who is beautiful and does not
know it, and the homely N who
by her intelligence and graceful bear
ing makes you forget it."
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~AuctlOneers' Dates.

j. S. Serveson s. Son are working
up a fine business in the auctioneers'
line. Their experience, ability and
square dealing are giving their
patrons perfect satisfaction. Follow
ing are the dates. on which they
have already engaged to conduct
sales, December Bird.
All dates Of. the above firm
can be had at this office.
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5 pieces J bic oh. d Damask. not the
ligh' Qoality full of dressing, but
kird tt at improves by washing 4'c
5 pieces bleach, d Damask, p inch
es Wild. handsome patterns. the
Soc kipd..,.................. SOC
) doz, = siz. napkins. s5c seller. 69c
) doz. full size " 2.25. seller. 1.9S
x " l.5O I" .... l.29
Towels.
5doz. 2Ox4O Tu hish towels, each lOc
10 doz. 20xoS loc
5 doz. extra heavy bath towels" DOC
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Night Gowns.

We have in stock the largest n most
handsome line of Ladies, Children's aud
Mems outing flannel night gowns we
have ever shown. They are a marvel
of beauty, heavy. roomy, not the scanty
kind shown by many stores.
5 doz. Mems outing flannel night
Gowns Acc
5 dozen Mems outing flannel night
Gowns LOG
80 dozen Ladies' outing flannel
night gowns..............o9c 10 1'1'
OVershOeS.
rs pairs Mems overshoes, Bay state
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DnnhIp Work.

First Decorator-I advised him to
have his house decorated during his
wife's absence as q surprise.
Second Decorator-GoOd! Then we'D
have to do it all over again when she
gets b2ck.-Life.
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Pope Leo's MANY Leuacjes,

The pope has been happy in lega-
cies. 1t has been reckoned that dur
ing his pontifcate a sum of more than
81,O00,00 has been ~bequeathed to
him in various ways, 5000, 900 having
come to him in one year, and one re-
cent bequest being for no less than
100000.
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Artificial Perfumes,

The French industry of raising flow
ers for the manufacture of perfume
has been greatly injured by the chemi.
cal odors and artificial ethereal oils
produced in Germany, as the latter
sell at a lower price and are hardly
distinguishable from the genuine.
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1t Keeps the Feet Warm and Dry.
Ask to-day for Aliens Foot-Ease.
a powder. 1t cures chilblains.
swollen, sweating, sore, aching
damp, feet. AT all druggists and
shoe stores, 25c.
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1902-11-28

Jones-Char!ey fell from a street car
last evening.
Brown-Oh, I'm awfully sorry!
Jones-But he wasn't hurt at all.
Brown-I wasn't thinking about
Charley. l was thinking of the suffer
ings of those who would be told about
that fall for months to come.-Boston
Transcript.
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Embarrassing O the Professor.

Professor ito his class)-Gentlemen, l
have to apologize for u short delay in
beginning this lecture. I have unfor-
tunately left my manuscript at home,
but my boy, whom l have sent for it,
will be here shortly.
Professors Son (audibly)-Mother
couldn't find the manuscript, SO she
has sent the book you copied it FROM
New York Times.
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Asks for What's Left.

A Reading lady has brought suit
for SIS against a man who courted
her for eight year and then failed
to come to time. She asks for only SIS
probably because that represents the
mans pile after eight years of court
ship.-Louisville Courier-Journal.
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Good Manners,

Good is the art of making
those people easy with whom we CON
verse. Whoever makes the fewest per
sons uneasy is the best bred in the
company.
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4 puZyIev.

paw" said little Tommy Figg on
being scolded, II heard Mr.. Watts say
that great mems sons never did any
good amt 4 great mans son, am
I?'
Up to a late hour Mr.. Figg's mind
had not found a sufficiently diplomatic
answer.