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Mr.. MCFARLAND TO
TEACH VAUGHN CLASS
Chairman Of the Board of Commissioners
to Address Young Mems 0rganiza-
ton Tomorrow

The Vaughn Glass OF Cal, cry Baptist
Sunday school. one of the most aggressive
religious organizations for work among
young men in this city, has adopted a
novel and attractive method of extend
ing its influence and stimulating the in
teFest of the men OF Washington.
The membership of the class is made up
Of representatives Of the various profess
siOns and business elements of the city,
together with Government clerks and stu
dents at several universities in this 10
cality. over $50 names being carried on
the active roll With the view of having
the lessons presented in such man
ner as viii appeal most strongly to the
tastes of all and induce the stranger
to attend. as well as to tighten the bur
class. Mr. f W Vaughn who for over
ten years has had the bulk of the work
on his shoulders, the organization de-
cided to extend invitations to a num-
Der Of prominent Christian gentlemen in
the business. as well IS the religious
world. to come before them in the ca
pacity of teacher.
The response has been very gratifying
Rev A. f Anderson, assistant pastor OF
Calvary, was in charge last Sunday
while Mr. H B. T. MaCfaFlaHd, chairman
OF The Board of District Commissioners,
wilt teach the class tomorrow.
Mt MaCfaTlaEd's reputation as a public
speaker. as well rs his extensive knowi-
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THE KINGS MEDALS
MADE IN AMERICA
Massachusetts Firm Turning Out 10000
for the Coronation.

BOSTON. Mass, May San Attleboro,
Mass, firm of jewelers., the Charles NJ
Robbins Company, viii ship to England
next week some 5000 medals in gold, sill
yer and bronze, and the first of a consign-
ment of 40, 600 medals of various grades,
which have been ordered by the COM
mand OF King Edward VII, to comment
crate his coronation. They will be given
to royal visitors. diplomatic representa-
tives, members OF tie consular service
and even to some les the soldiers and
sailors.
The medals are about the size of a
haIf-doIlar- On one side are the profile
portraits of the King and Queen, both
crowned An inscription on the outer
edge gives their names. the date of the
Kings birth. his accession and his coro-
nation. On tho reverse are the royal
arms, with the arms of the King and his
various titles.
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Lutheran.

Church OF the Reformation, PennsyI-
vania avenue and Second Street south
east, Rev W E Parson. D. D., pastor
Services at IL a. N. and D. m. with
sermons by the pastor; congregational
meeting at the close Of the morning
service; Sunday school at $50 a m;
Young Peoples meetings at and 7:15 p
m: Thursday service at s. Seats free
at all services.
St. Marks Church. c Street, between
Twelfth and Thirteenth Streets south
west. Rev John C Bowers, pastor
Preaching at II a IT. and 100 .. n. sun
day school. $50 a. M Luther League,
Wednesday evening at 80 O'Clock. All
are welcome.
Grace Church, Thirteenth and CoTcoran
Streets northwest. Rev. J. E. a. Doer-
mann, pastor-Seryice, with sermon by
the pastor, at II a m and P m; Sun
day school, $3.50 a. m; midweek service,
Thursday, 8 p. m. Seats free.
st. PauIs English Church. corner Elev-
enth and H Streets northwest. Rev. F. W.
Moot, pastor-Sermon by pastor, at II a.
M and p. m; Sunday school, at $3.50 a.
a; Christian Endeavor. at Z p. m;
prayer meeting, Thursday. at 8 p N.
Seats free. Strangers welcome
IulaeF race memorial tGufCH, lnOHdS
Circle, Rev. j. c. Butler, pastor-Public
worship, with sermon by pastor. II a. N.
and p. m; Sunday school. $50 a. m !;
Young Peoples Society Of Christian En-
deaYoT. p. m: Junior Endeav0r. $3.50 D.
m; prayer meeting Thursday.
Keller Memorial Church. Maryland
Avenue and Ninth Street northeast, Rev.
C. H. Butler, pastor - Services, with
preaching by pastor. II a. N and p. m /;
Sunday school, $50 a. m; meeting Of
Junior Christian Endeavor Society, 3 p.
m; 7. P S c. E., p. N; prayer meeting
Thursday, 7 p. N.
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PRESBYTERIAN.

The Church OF the Covenant, Connec-
ticut Avenue, y and Eighteenth streets,
Rev TeUnis s Hamlin, D D., pastor
Sermon by the pastor at II a. N. and at
.. II. the Rev. George ". Holder, D. D.
OF London, England; Sunday school, 9,3l
q m: Junior Christian Endeavor meeting,
3. and Senior p. n; Thursday evening
mid-weck service, 8 o'clock, The Spirit
OF Christ" Phil, lis.
GurIey Memorial, Florida Avenue. be-
tween Sixth and Seventh Streets north
west, Rev J. Russell Verbrycke, pastor
Morning service, II o'clock, subject. Sons
Of the King" evening service. 100 o'clock;
Young Peoples Society OF Christian En-
deavor service $50 O'Clock. All are cor
daily invited to these services.
Westminster Church Memorial, Seventh
Street, near E Street southwest, Rev.
William J. Hutchinson, Phi D., pastor
Public service, Il a u. and T:45 p N.
morning subject, Lessons from the
Lilies" evening, Personal HeIpfulness:
Sunday school, $3.50 q. m L. s. Depue
supeTint endent; Christian Endeayor pray
er meeting, p. m; mid-week service on
Thursday evening at 7:45 O'Clock; music
under the direction of Mrs. Frank Byram,
organist. Strangers are cordially invited
to all these services.
Central Church, corner I and Third
Streets northwest-Rev- DIR. Pitzer will
preach at II a N; in the evening no ser
vice; the seventy fourth anniversary Of
the Bible Society will be observed at the
Metropolitan Presbyterian Church. on
Capitol Hill
Fourth Church, Thirteenth and Yale
Streets. Columbia Heights. Rev Joseph T.
Kelly. D. D.. pastor-Sunday school, $50
a. n; morning worship, II o'clock: even
.ng worship, S o'clock; preaching at both
services by the pastor; Christian En-
deavor Society, Z p. m; Thursday p
n, prayer meeting and Bible study.
Strangers are always welcome
The Eastern Church, Sixth Street and
Maryland Avenue northeast, Rev. Thomas
Chalmers Easton, d. D., pastor-9.30 a
m, Sunday school; II a. N, Rev. Judson
Swift. D. D.. OF New York. will preach:
p. N, Junior and intermediate Endeay-
oFers; G:45 p m, Y p. g. C. E; p m,
preachin. topic. Eating Honey by the
Wayside5" mid-Week service Thursday
evening, The Religious Side of Current
Events" Strangers welcome.
Metropolitan Church, Fourth and B
Streets southeast, Rev. G. n. Luccock, D.
D., pastor-Sunday school, $50 A. M:
preaching, IL = N. and D. n; Junior
Christian EndeaYor, 3 D m; Senior Chris
ton E1deaYOr, p. H.; subject Of morn
Ing sermon, "The Master Asleep" even
ing services under the auspices Of the
American Bible Society. with sermon by
Rev R. H. McKim, D. d, rector of
Epiphany Protestant Episcopal Church
Assembly's Church. Fifth and I Streets
northwest, Rev. George p. Wilson. .. D.,
notwithstanding II a. n. an I 1850 p m;
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SUNDAY SERVICES IN
THE CITY SANCTUARIES

mid-week service Thursday evening. 7:30
O'Clock.
North Church. N Street, between Ninth
and Tenth Streets northwest, Rev. c. B.
Ramsdeli. D. D. pastor-Preaching. II a.
m; temperance meeting. 7:30 D N; good
address and music Public invited.
Cornelius Memorial Mission. East Cap
itcI and Seventeenth Streets southeast,
NJ. Dickerson N Hoover, 5r-, superin-
tendent-Sunday school. D. m; evan
gelistic services. 7:45 P. n. Strangers are
welcome.
West Street Church. P Street. between
ThfTty-irst and Thirty-second Streets.
Rev W. c. Alexander, D. D., pastor
Preaching at II a. N. by the pastor. with
communion service; evening service, 8
O'Clock; Sunday school, $3.50 a m; Chris
tan Endeavor. Z p. m; midweek service
at P. m Strangers cordially invited to
all services.
New York Avenue Church, New York
Avenue. H and Thirteenth Streets. Dr..
Wallace Radcliffe. pastor-Services IL a.
N. and p. n; music by quartet choir;
evening subject, Among the Islands; -
$50 a IA, Bible school; 9:45 a. m, adult
class; 6:15 p. m, Christian Endeavor So
ciety.
Gunton- Temple Memorial Church. Four
teenth and X Streets northwest, Rev. Asa
S F1ske, D D., pzstor-9;30 g. NJ, Sab
bath school. 10 a m. adult Bible class;
IL a, m, sermon by pastor; $3.50 p. N,
Junior Endeavor; p. m. Senior En-
deavor5 8 p. m, sermon by pastor
Strangers welcome to all services.
Takoma Park Church. Rev. John Van
Ness, pastor-public worship. II a. ~ and
p m; morning theme: Peter" even
ing, special song service, with solos by
Misses Thompson and Nicholson and Mr..
Campbell; Sabbath school, 9:45 a. m;
Christian Endeayor meeting, p. IA;
prayer meeting Thursday, 8 p NJ All are
cordially invited.
First Church, Four a1d-a-half Street
between c and D Streets northwest Rev
Donald c. Macleod, D. D, pastor-1i q
m, sacrament OF Lords Supper admins
tered; 8 p. n. theme. The Eighth Beati-
tude" eighth in seriesl;- Sunday school,
$50 a. m; Y. p s. c. E. Gas D. m; music
by quartet and chorus, Prof. George Law
renee director; midWeek service Thurs
day, pm. Strangers are invited to all
services. Seats free.
Washington Heights Church, KaIorama
Avenue and Columbia road. Rev. Z. Law
renee Hunt, pastor-Services. II z. N.
and p. m; Sunday school, $50 D. m;
ordination and installation OF Geacons at
the morning services Iaidweek prayer
meeting Thursday. p m Strangers vel
come. Residents of the Heights especial
" invited.
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CONGREGATIONAL

Mount Pleasant Church, Columbia Road
and Fourteenth Street northwest, Rev. NJ
Ross Fishburn. pastor-Rey- J. L. Ewell
D. D. will preach at II a. m, and Rev.
George o. Little. D. D., at p. n: Sun
day school at $3.50 Z. m; Christian En-
deavor at .. N.
First Church, corner Tenth and C
Streets northwest, Rev. S NJ Newman
D. D.. pastor-Services: II .. m, public
worship, with addre-s by pastor, recep-
ton of members and Lords Supper; p.
NJ, illustrated service upon history OF
the Bible. in its manuscript and versions.
music by quartet and chorus choir led
by Dr. J. ". Bischod, organist; Sunday
school, $50 a N; Christian Endeavor,
6:45 p. N.
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On the Congressional Record are en-
pEoyed four inse9arsBie friends of long
Btanding-Messrs. Charles E Rudy, the
copy dispenser. VIII H Chase. the
bank nan: Henry I. Ripley the post
master. and Charles L Sleutz. the type
stripDer- These young mer are eoupe-
tent and obliging in their respective
capacities. and assist very materially il
the successful nightly publication Of the
Record" At lunch time II ase "crouiss''
get II q quiet corner and eLi Joy telling
few stories. principally at each others
expense. Recently at one OF these gath
eTings, Nr- Ripley told Of a story he had
heard en- his friend Rudy a few years
ago.
Charley. dear" said Mrs. Rudy. one
brignt Sabbath day-prior TO the ringing
OF tae church bell will you dress the
child this morning. IN in such a hurry.
and II won't take you but a m!Sute or
two
Certainly. replied Mr. Rudy. cheer
fully I'd Just as soon dress the little
chap as not Here. my little man, come
snd let papa dress you. I'll have you
as neat as pin in q jiffy.''
Willie, aged four, comes reluctantly
from his playthiugs and Rudy begins:
Vow. lets CT with your mighty gown
Keep still, dear. or I can't unbutton it.
There row, weIl-sit stiIl, child What
makes You sqIirm around like an eel?
Where's your little shirty2 All. here It
Is. aEd-sit stilli Put up your arn-no,
The other org aRd-can't you keep still
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Baptist.


Happy Life" prayer service Thursday
hight at S. Welcome.
Baptist.
Calvary BAPTIST Church. Eighth and Il
Streets northwest, Rev S H Greene, D.
D, pastor; Rev A. F. Anderson, pas
tors assistant-Sundey scaoOl, 9:30 a Ia,
Miles n. Shand. superintendent; preach
ing services. II a. IA and P, M inter
mediate Christian Endeavor meeting,
p N; Tuesday. s p N. Young Peoples
meeting. Thursday p m Bible club;
p. n, church prayer meeting Wei
come.
Street Church, meeting temporarily in
the Memorial Chapel, Fifth and P Streets
northwest. DR.. J. J. Muir, pastor-PFeacu-
ing services. Il a m aud p. n; Sunday
school $50 a. m Christian Endcavor
meeting. 7 p. m; prayer meeting Thurs
day, p N Strangers cordially welcomed
West Washington Church. Thirty-first
and y Streets northwest. Rev Cornelius
c. Coleman, pastor-PubIic worship. with
sermon By the pastor, II a. n and p
n; Sunday school, $3.50 a m; Y P S G
E, p. n prayer meeting Wednesday, 5
p. N A cordial welcome is given to all.
Grace Church, Ninth and Streets
sOutheast-ReV. " NJ Nevins. late OF
EmineHCe. KY. viii begin pastoral work
with the church by preaching at II a. m
and p. n: Sunday school. $50 a m;
prayer meeting Thursday, g p. m All are
cordially invited to these services
Maryland Avenue Church. Fourteenth
Street and Maryland Avenue northeast
Sunday school, $50 q m; preaching, II
a. m and D. n, by Rev F. Menefee;
prayer and song service, 7-3G p m; prayer
meeting THURSDAY, p. N. Seats free. All
are welcome.
First Church. Sixteenth and Streets
northwest-PubIic worship and preaching
BY Rev Edward B. Pollard. Phi D., II a.
m. The Divine Egotisn." 8 p. II, The
Divine Humility" Bible school. $3.50 a m !;
Young People Tuesday, s p. m; prayer
service Thursday, ?. n All invited
Metropolitan Church, Sixth and A
Streets northeast. Dr.. Granville S. VIII
liams. pastor-Preaching at II a. N by
the pastor and at 8 p m by Rev. B. F.
Rattray; Bible school, $50 a NJ; Senior
Young Peoples Union, : p NJ Juniors,
9 p. n. All welcome
Second Church Auditorium, Fourth
Street and Virginia Avenue southeast, z.
Hez Sven, pastor-PTeaching, IL a N and
and 7:45 D. m; baptisms IN the evening;
many have been received for baptism;
sur lay. school, $50 a. m 3. I. p. Z, 5: 40
D. m. prayer and social service Thursday,
D m Free pews- All most cordially
welcomed
Centennial Church, 716 Street north
east-Sunday school, $50 a n: preaching
II q N and 100 p n By Mr. Charles
G. PrenJiss; song service, 4.15 p n
prayer meeting on Thursday evening, 1870
O'Clock All cordially invited Seats free
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WATSON NAMES AIDES
Fer CORONATION TRIP

Rear Admiral Watson, naval representa-
tive on the special embassy to the cor
onation of King Edward, announced to
day his selection Of Commander William
S. CowIes and Lisut Edwin H watson,
the admiraI's son as his aides.
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GENERAL OLPHERTS DEAD.
Won Victoria Cross and Nickname by
Daring Deed at LUCKNOW.

LONDON. May Gen Sir William Oh
pherts. K c. B., Y. C., who gained the
sobriquet of "Hell-fre Dick" at Luck
now. is dead.
This is how he got his nickname at
Lucknow: 4 gun had threatened 70 burst
if It were served with another shell like
the last. Another shell was necessary,
however, but the servers hesitated.
Whereat. Captain OIpherts sat himself a
caifoUrchOn upon that gun. "Arrah, sc
OWLS! WIZ ye fire now" he Inquired.
The ''diyIls" did
The gun thought better Of Il. When its
rider dismounted, he was "Heu-fre Dick, -
IT was then and there that he won his
Victoria Cross. General OIpherts was an
Armagh man. and when be returned from
the wars his countrymen presented him
with sword Of honor He was born in
1922, entered the Bengal Artillery In his
teens and fought CALAMITY in the Burma
Sanger, GevalioI. Seinde, PeshaWur,
CFimea. and Mutiny campaigns
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edge OF the BibIs and experience in sun
day school work generally, will no doubt
result in 4 I4rge attendance, his foTcefuI
and convincing manner Of speaking, to
gether with the fact that he practices
what he breaches" at all times, making
him an ideal man for the task assigned
him..
All young men who are not connected
with other Sunday schools and any
strangers in the city will be especially
welcome. The services begin at $50 q.
H. in the Sunday school house, at Eighth
and II Streets northwest.
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preach Sunday school, $50 a. n; Chris
tian Endeavor, $50 p m
Vermont Avenue Church, F. D. Power.
pastor-SeFyices, il a. N. and 8 D. N.
Sunday school. 9:3e a. M; Christian En-
deaVor, p m; baptism after evening
sermon; evening topic, THE Disciples OF
Christ: Their History and Religious Posi-
uon," lecture repeated ty request Of the
Mems Club.
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Unitarian

All Souls Church, Fourteenth Street.
corner Of L Street northwest. Rev.
Ulysses G. B. Pierce. minister-Services
9:45 a. m, Sunday schoCe and class in
comparative religions: 10 a. n. unfty
study class; IL a. n, morning service.
sermon by the minister; s. 10 D. m. Young
Peoples Religious Union, meeting in the
chapeI; $ p m, evening service, the min
lister will preach All seats free at even
ing services
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UuiyersaIisf

Church of Our Father. Thirteenth and
L Streets northwest. Rev John Van
Sch2iek, jr-r pastor-Services. Il a. N. and
7:50 p. m: the pastor will preach; Sunday
school, 9:45 a. m; Kindergarten, II a. N. /;
Young Peoples Christian Union, $50 D.
N; prayer meeting, Thursday, : p. N. All
are invited.
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Christian

II Street Church. near Four and half
Street southwest, Finley B. Sapp. pastor
Sermons. II a n and S ?. m; morning
theme, Our Country for Christi" even
ing. The Young Man Timothy" Sunday
school, $3.50 an; Y. P S C. E, p. m
Ninth Street Church, Ninth and D
Streets northeast. e. B. Bagby. pastor
Services; II a N. ard I.45 D. N. The pas
tor has returned TO The city and viii
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Those in Charge Tomorrow.
CUBAN FLAGS IN DEMAND.
Enough Being Shipped to Little Isle tt
Decorate Every House.

NEW ORLEANS. May 3-The steamers
Of the Southern Pacific. running from here
10 Havana. report that the largest items
IN the exports from New Orleans to Cuba
Just row are Cuban flags, the number
already sent there being enormous and
enough to furnish several flags to every
house in Cuba
The flags have been manufactured
mainly in the Eastern States and viii be
first used for decorative purposes at the
Inauguration of President Palma
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Christian Science.

First Church of Christ. Scientist. Scot
fish Rite Hail. 1907 G Street northwest
Services; II a, n. and D. m: subject
Adam and Fallen Man." Sunday school,
IL a. m; Wednesday, g p. N.
Second Church of Christ. Scientist. han
1913 Twelfth Street northwest-Ser
IL a. N; subject, adam and Fallen
Man.; Sunday school, u m; Wednesday.
S D. m
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FROM SOUTH AFRICA.
New Way of Using Chamberlain's Cough
Remedy.

Mr. Arthur Chapman, writing from Durham.
Natal, South Africa, says As a proof that
ChambeTlaiB's Cough Remedy Is 2 cure zuItzble
:oE old and young / pea you the following: n
neignbOr OF mine had 4 child Just over two
months old Il had very bad cough and the
parents did not know what to give IT. / suz.
gested that If tbs would get a bottle Of Cham.
beFl2in's Cough Rezl-S% and put some Jsoou
the dummy teat the baby was sucking II would
no doubt cure the child. This they did and
brought about quick relief and cured the baby
This remedy is for sale by Henry Evans Whole
sale and Retail, 922 aad pa Street northwest,
snd al druggists.
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Pen Women Meet.

The Women's National Press Assoeia-
ton held meeting in the parIors of the
Riggs House last night. A number Of
interesting papers were read. Mrs.
Frances Graham French was elected del
eEate TO the international League CT Press
Clubs.
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SENSATION IN BELGIUM.
Countess Sues Noble Family for Incar-
ceTating Her Husband-to-B

BRUSSELS. May IA sensation has
been caused in Belgian royal circles by
the case OF the Countess Befquelmont.
who Is suing the family Of 0Ultremcnt,
whose chief. Count Jean oultremont, is
the great court marshal and a personal
friend OF the King.
The countess claims that to prevent her
marriage with Count Frederick OuItre-
mont the latter was incarcerated il a
madbouse by his family
p The Socialist leader, Van Der Velde is
counsel for the countess He threatens a
Dig exposure in connection with the case.
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New Church, Sixteenth and Corcoran
streets northwest, Rev. Frank SewaTI,
pastor-Preaching at II a. NJ; Sunday
school, 12:l5 p M; ve&pers, with brief
address, The Church's Dawn" at D m.
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League; s o m, sermon. The Secret Of q
Happy Life" prayer service Thursday
hight at S. Welcome.
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Friends Meeting Tor hodox). First and
G Streets northeast-B bic school, 9:45 a.
m: meeting for worsrf p, II a. m; Y. p.
S. G. E., 7:30 p. m, mIdWeek meeting
Thursday, 1880 p. n. All are cordially in
Idaho Springs siftings., 1902-11-15
Injunction Didn't Work.

Way down East young man paid
tis attentions" to.a girl in her teens.
Papa objected. Young folks wanted
permission to marry. Papa refused.
Not only did he refuse his consent,
but he went 70 the court house and
got one of those terrible things, gov
ernment by Injunction" and tried to
scare the, young people with it. The
young man had the price of two rail-
road fares to neighboring state, and
the two young folks are now one
young couple. Papa has his weapon.
but the young man has his daughter.
There are some cases where govern
ment by injunction" won't work.
Idaho Springs siftings., 1902-11-15
TackIina the Wrong Man.

A commercial traveller of a whole
Gale notion house of Philadelphia,
while recently in Atlanta, Ca, ap-
preached a stranger as the train was
about to start, and said: Are you
going on this train?" 81 am" Have
you got any baggage?" mo" well,
my friend. you can do me a favor. and
1t won't cost you anything. You see.
I've got two rousing big trunks, and
they always make me pay extra for
one of them. You can get one checked
on your ticket, and Wen euchre them.
see?" 'Yes, l see, but l have no tick
et." "But thought you said you were
going on the tra.n?" so l am, I'm
the conductor" "Oh." He paid for
his extra baggage as usual.
Idaho Springs siftings., 1902-11-15
Secretary shaw,s Latest Story.

A man loved two girls. One was
beautiful and the other was plain, but
fine singer. Having heard the axiom
that beauty is but skin deep, the man
took heed and married the plain girl.
One morning he awoke and glanced
at his sleeping wife. Her LONELINESS
was increased by a falling mouth and
a resounding, nose. AS he gazed e
doubt on the wisdom of his choice
assailed the man and grew to such
proportions that in alarm for his
marital felicity he shook the sleeping
woman by the arm and cried to her:
For heavens sake, Lib, wake up and
sing something"
Idaho Springs siftings., 1902-11-15
EreetIna Larae Monument.

The second largest private monu-
ment in the world is being erected in
Ferncliff cemetery, Springfield, Ohio.
1t is for the late Hon. John H. Thorn
as, millionaire manufacturer, econo-
mist and statesman. Mr.. Thomas was
Lest known to politics in his candidacy
against the late Calvin S. Brice for
the United States Senate. The monu-
ment is exceeded only in size by the
John d. Rockefeller monument, in
Lakeview cemetery, Cleveland. The
total weight is: Shaft, 81 tons; die,
Is tons; third base, S tons; second
base, IL tons; bottom base, Is tons;
total, So tons.
Idaho Springs siftings., 1902-11-15
Greatest Chess PLAYER.

Emanuel Laske, the famous chess
expert, has arrived from Europe and
will make an exhibition tonr of the
country He says that the eight great
est plat ers of the present day are Mar
oczy, Janowski. Pillsbury. Schlechter
Tarasch, Atkins, Tschigorin and him
self, adding that these names are not
given in order of merit. He speaks
with wonder regarding Pillsbury's
feat of playing against score of
others withouts seeing any of the
boards, but says such g feat of mem
cry cannot but be dangerous to the
Americans health.