Hutchinson gazette., 1902-01-16

to know where no had slowed his bot
tie Of rum, he was still confused by
the dope" given him ashore And
then he rose and rested on his elbow
where am ~
"on board the California, to be
sure"
I'm dreaming" said the admiral,
that's what 1t Is, To be sure, I'm
dreaming"
The admiral sat up suddenly, and
by 80 doing brought his head into yio-
lent contact with the deck above him.
This woke him thoroughly just In time
to receive Mr., Simpson, mate OF the
California, who came In like cyclone
to inquire after his health,
did you ship as dead manY'
asked Mr.. Simpson, for II you did
III undecelve you"
And with that he yanked the admiral
from his bunk and dragged him by
the collar out upon the deck at a run.
He rose at the end OF his undignihed
progress and stared at the mate.
"Who--who are your" he said.
Mr. Simpson gasped
"Who am I-oh, who am l, Well,
I'll obllge you by stain once for all
that I'm mate Of this ship, and you're
my dog, Now, you lunatic, take this
here ball of twine and go overhaul
the gear on the main, And II you
open your mouth to say another word
III murder YOU"
And though he could not believe he
was doing It, Sir Richard Dunn
crawled aloft and did what he was
told. He was stunned,
IL must be mad" thought the
admiral
NO., then, look alive there, you
dead crawling cat" said Mr. Simpson,
"or III come up and boot you off the
va. no you hear me?"
Eyes, SIR" said the admiral, meek
ly, and he murmured, II suppose l
never was an admiral after all; don't
seem to know what / am" o.
And the hardest nut among the ad-
mlrals OF the active list wiped tear
with the sleeve of his coat and came
down as he was bid.
When the crew were at breakfast
next morning trouble began.
Say, are you an admiral?" asked
knight, the biggest tough on board ex-
cept Simpson and Virgins,
Mind your own business" he said.
And Knight hove full pannikin OF
tea at him. This compliment was re-
ceiyed very quietly, and the admiral
rose and went on deck,
Takes water at once" said Knight;
he amt got the pluck of mouse"
But the admiral went aft and inter-
viewed Mr. Simpson
~ wish to have your permission to
knock the head off a man called
Knight, for'ard, He hove a pannikin
of tea over me just now, and think q
thrashing would do him good and con-
duce to the peace and order Of the
fo'c's'le"
"oh, you think so?" said Simpson,
Every we'll, you have my permission
to introduce peace there"
II thank you, sir" said the Admiral.
He touched his hat and went forward.
He put his head inside the fo'c's'le and
addressed Knight:
Come outside, you bully, and let me
knock your head off. Mr.. Simpson has
been kind enough to overlook the
breach of discipline involved"
And Knight nothing 10th, came out
on deck, while Simpson and Virgins
stood little way off to enjoy the bat
tie.
And In five minutes his mates car
ried Knight into the fo'c's'le.
II don't know when enjoyed my
self more" said Simpson, with a sigh.
After that the Admiral had peace
and learnt something every day, and
not least from Knight, who proved by
no means bad sort Of man when he
had once met his match.
The Admiral and Simpson never had
a cross word till they were south OF
the Horn. Then by chance the mate
and the captain had few words which
ended In Simpson getting much the
worst of 1t, AS luck would have 1t the
Admiral was the handiest to vent his
spite on, and Simpson caught him O
smack on the side Of his head that
made him see stars And when the
Admiral picked himself off the deck
Simpson made a rush for him. The
Admiral lodged him and shot up the
poop-ladder' At any other time Bla-
ker, the captain, would have gone for
the seaman who dared to escape a
thrashlng for the moment by desecra-
ting the poop, but now he was willing
to annoy Simpson.
"Well, what do you want?" he
roared.
well, sir, wanted to know whether
Western Ocean custom goes here. I've
been told that II thrash your mate
shall have his job They say for
ward that that's your rule, and IL so,
sir, l should like your permission to
send Mr.. Simpson forward and take
his place"
Capt. Blaker laughed He went to
the break of the poop and addressed