Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1902-02-11
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Akron policemen do not stop 70,

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A short. stout woman, a long. lank
young man, and a little yellow cur did
stunt" on East Mill St, last. even
| ing. that furnished much amusement
for passing pedestrians. The cur hav-
ing streak Of yellow in his nature,
sneaked up behind the tall son of Ad-
am, and attempted to fasten four in
cisors into his trousers. Whereat the
young man let out his foot and caught
the cur in the neighborhood of the
floating ribs with force that sent him
almost across the street. This angered
the portly woman and she sdid hotly:
You big Shanghai, If you'd let my poo
die alone, he wouldn't have hurt you"
The lean gentleman looked at the wo-
man moment, then with laugh
turned on his heel and continued
down the street.
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With two Taggarts and two Humph-
reys rs candidates in the Republican
primaries, some one is likely to receive
some votes not intended for him. 1t
is an odd coincidence, and the more
so that the Taggarts are not related,
nor are the Humphreys.
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If Council wants to get mixed up in
excitement of the real kind, let it try
to take fall" out of Uncle Joe Ken
dali. 1t will thereafter be contented
with the beaten paths.
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No attempt was made by Councilman
Seidell to disguise the fact that he
didn't like what he called throw
down for the Street committee.
There is considerable difference be
tween mot less and mot more" es
peclally when used in resolution I,
increase Il tax levy. Mr.. Gauthier ex
planned this and won out Monday night
If Councilman Piske succeeds in hav
ing that $1,50 located Grant st. cit
zens viii no uoubt be saying, Its
just like getting money from home"
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i If all the members of the family
from the old maid aunt to the dog,
receive valentines intended to be fun
ny, and the small, bad boy of tn,
family receives none, the rest may b,
inferred.
Some folks are acting as though
they wish to acquire headache whlcl
will require all of Lent to get rid of
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Those six weeks of long faces an,
demure demeanor which will begil
at midnight, Tuesday night will b.
welcome as change, if the dances
masquerades, and the parties whic
are taking place up to the last min
ute, count for anything.
|, Mayor Doyle mas announced himsel
clearly, as far ms his actions, wit
reference to wife benters or person
who attack women in any way. ar
concerned.
The additions TO the street gang o
one officer S. NJ. Taylor have been yer,
few, of late, and while Officer Taylo
has, accordingly, had considerabl
less worry than formerly, the growt
of the pile of busted stone is muc
slower than 1t was.
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1t will not be Col. w. 4. Sawyer
or Judge Anderson's fault il Akron
does not get all that's coming to he
In the canal.
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Take heed of wind that comes in n
hole. and reconciled enemy
Proverb
Life In boarding house is neve
without diversity; the feelings of tn
man who finds cockroach Snugly Ell
sconccd in the center of his saunr
of cakc-done to tmn-.are eoualc,
only by those of the one who, ON Val
cntlne day opens dainty mlssly,
9 which he fondly hopes is from "th
only glrl' breathing sweet message
of faithful love and undylng devotion
only to fnd a hIdeous carlcature tellln,
him that he Is lean aud hungi.
monster, too homely for mor(als t.
see,' etc.
t WHEN MOTHERS LEAvlN HOME
such II hum of voices! Don't car
whore you roam
Noull never hear such noises as who
mothers leaving home!
. Katie stop your screamln' Rob, what
% ailim YOU?