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The Tucson citizen., 1902-01-25
THE SECRET or LONG LIFE.

Consists in keeping all the main or
gans of the body in healthy, regular
action. and in quickly destroying dead
ly disease germs. Electric Bitters
regulate Stomach, Liver and Kidneys
purify the blood. and give a plendid
appetite Tney work wonders in cur
ing Kidney Troubles. Female COM
plants. Nervous Diseases, Constipa-
ton. Dyspepsia and Malaria. Vigorous
health and strength always follow
their use. Only soc, guaranteed by all
druggists.
The Tucson citizen., 1902-01-25
NOTICE.

TUcsoS, A. T., Dec. 9th, l@l,
The undersigned are the owners
lots l and 3 in block 1888. in Tucson " Y.
chased from Chan Tim Wo. and hO'J
is given that any party having Cd
verse claim to said lots will notify u.s ",
or before January Is, 1902, at the ~,
OF Lee Aht Il Co., 81 south Meyer "e
LEE AMI. T
LEE KIN sSS'
CHIN CHoSe,
LUNG So Woa
Dec. % to Jan. 10.
The Tucson citizen., 1902-01-25
Bunched His Blundern.

John" said Mrs. Billus after the
caller had gone away. Il wish you
wouldn't bunch your blunders So"
''What do you mean, Maria" asked
Mr. Billus.
Il didn't mind your telling her that
you were ten years older than |. but
you followed it up minute later by
letting it slip out that you were J2."-
Chicago Tribune
The Tucson citizen., 1902-01-25
Cnmmimm Harrw.

Harry and Charlie, aged s and 3 re-
Spectively, have just been seated at the
nursery table for dinner. Harry sees
there Is but one orange on the table
and Immediately sets up wall that
brings his mother to the scene.
'Why. Harry, what are you crying
for?' she asks.
Because there amt any orange for
Charlie. e."-Exchange.
The Tucson citizen., 1902-01-25

s. A. McCartney's Mechanical Shoot
ing Gallery offers most liberal induce
ments to patrons. Six shots cost only
10 cents. 16 shots % cents. If you shoot
sixteen blackbirds in succession you
get so cents, ducks shot in success
sion brings a prize of 25 cents. II you
shoot the man off the elephant six
times you get so cents, and if you
make 50 points on a paper target you
get so cents.
The Tucson citizen., 1902-01-25
The HondIcap of "a Name.

Poppers-No; we haven't christened
tfe baby yet My wife wants to give
him fancy name out of book, but /
won't have 1t.
AsCum-Why not?
Poppers-Because then he'd grow up
TO be homely as blue mud and tough as
nails. l never knew it to fail.-Phila-
delphia Press.
The Tucson citizen., 1902-01-25

Our little girl was unconscious
from strangulauon during a sudden
and terrible attack Of Group. I quickly
secured bottle of One Minute Cough
Cure giving her three doses. ihe
Group was mastered and our little dar-
ling speedily recovered" So writes A.
l.. Spafford, Chester, Mich. On sale
at Bells Pharmacy, % North Church
street
The Tucson citizen., 1902-01-25

Two or three other baking
powders are almost as good as
Schilling's Best.
Some other baking powders
are pure; some are well-made.
None other than Schilling's
Best is both pure and we'll
made.
Your grocer has it.
The Tucson citizen., 1902-01-25
DR.. Miles
Heart Gore

quiets the nervous heart, regu-
Iates its pulsations and builds
up its strength as nothing else
can. Sold by druggists on a
guarantee. =
DR.. Miles Medical Co.. Elkharts Ind.
The Tucson citizen., 1902-01-25
WIIIIe'z HdRm.

isn't 1t awful how thin Mr.. Henpecb
IS nowT remarked Mrs. Cable to her
husband. "And he used to be so stout. y
Perhaps" chimed In little Willie. re
naembering his trouble with his bicycle
eires-"perhaps his wife forgets to blow
him up regular. like you said she uster. VI
Philad olphia Press.
The Tucson citizen., 1902-01-25

Visit the new shooting gallery, 179
West Congress street, run by Miss
Anita Schaefer Prizes for good scores,
SOFT
The Tucson citizen., 1902-01-25

Try some of those Pop Corn Flakes
at Zeigler's.
The Tucson citizen., 1902-01-25

Infants stockings 25c and soc, at the
Parisian Millinery's Great Clearance
Sale,
The Tucson citizen., 1902-01-25

Try a meal at the French Restaur
ant Dinner from to p m.
The Tucson citizen., 1902-01-25

For ice cream and all kinds OF soft
drinks so to Zeigler's.
The Tucson citizen., 1902-01-25

mot Like Other Men,"
The Tucson citizen., 1902-01-25

mot Like Other Men"
The Tucson citizen., 1902-01-25

BY f. Drachman. Deputy.
First Pub. Jan. 15-td.
, 1902-12-11

II was In the year 1868 or 1864. Dur
Ing the summer months Sothern. with
John T.. Raymond and several other
well known actors. occupied the local
theatcr of = seaside summer resort. to
which he and his company drew a
houseful Of people several nights in
the week to hear and see them act
rehearsc il really was In preparation
for their mex winters New York sea
son-the most important OF shake
speare's plays.
The little building had OF course n
gallery. and In the gallery the gods
became So obstreperous on occasions
that 1t was with great difficulty the
play could be proceeded with. The
ringleadcr. II well known rough of the
town. was n man named Bill Hnnra.
han. One night n happy inspiration
seized Sothern. Having learned the
name of this prominent member Of the
rowdy element. he addressed him in
the midst of the most uneurthly noises
rs follows: MIR. Hanrahan. will you
be good enough to take charge of the
gallery and keep order for me. and |
shall feel very grateful" The result
was magical. Bin became at once an
official of the theater and as such
cracked the heads of n few of his crst-
while fellow rioters with such good eff.
feet that 1t was only n little time be
fore the best OF order prevailed.-Cen-
fury.
, 1902-12-11

On the aftef1NogD af Winslow's Sc
parture for Denver he was paying Ills
bill, when he called Willie. hanging
fascinatingly nea
II want you" he said slowly, glaring
into the boys eyes. ito go upstairs and
see If left my toothbrush and comb In
my room. Toothbrush and comb, tooth
brush. toothbrush. toothbrush! Don't
forget what | want. boy. and hurry.
too. Got to get my train"
"N-no. sir-r; yves. sir" chartered
Willie.
Winslow hung about impatiently.
watching the clock like n hawk. Only
Swo minutes to spare. Just as he
caught up his bag to depart Willie
cape OF n dead run across the door.
bid face aElow with the sense of a lofty
mission wen performed.
Eyes. sir" he cried eagerly, you left
'emG''
Winslow gazed at his empty handed
emissary. His lips moved. but no words
came forth. Then. with an i%narticulate
snarl, he stepped into the waiting car.
riage.-Kansas City journal.
, 1902-12-11

There is n dock laborcr In Glasgow
who is possessed of n great sense of hu,
nor. Perhaps It's because he's an
irishman. Pat had been disturbed sew
eral times in his single apartment by
a well meaning lady missionary. See.
Ing Pal was rather an exemplary sort
of n husband, she suggested that he
might be able to afford a room and
kitchen soon.
AN phwat wad OF want LAWN such
a comfortable house as this for?" asked
Pat.
We'll" she replied. you would have
more rOOm-more conveniences."
"Convaniences is it," said Pat, with
a smile. sure, an at prisint II OF
want to 20 to the drawin' room or
the dinin' room or the conservatory,
begorra. Ofve just got to sit still.
Phwat could he handicrf"
The lady couldn't say.-London An
swerS.
, 1902-12-11

The great stony desert of north Aus
tralla was discovered by Captain Sturt,
an Australian explorer, In 1856. 1t
is north of the river Darling and is
about 800 miles long. and 100 broad,
consisting OF sandy dunes or ridges.
Its want of trees. except along the
creeks. gives the country a sterile mp
pearance. These ridges were probably
formed by the Joint effect of winds and
a gradually retiring sea-.
According TO Captain Sturt. these
waters were gradually lost by evapora-
ton or carried to some undiscovered
sea. The only vegetation, growing n
tily. are prickly acacias in full bloom,
all of stunted growth. Water Is scarce
except In the creeks which are shelter
ed. and this is generally brackish.
Few travellers care TO traverse this in
hospitable desert.
, 1902-12-11

"Laylock," the pronunciation of lilac
once very common, has now almost
entirely passed away 1t is hardly
likely to be found in dictionaries or
glossaries except such as profess to
give provincial variations of spelling.
Sixty years ago.. however, 1t was by no
means n provincialism or u mark OF the
u~neducated. | well remember that
Walter Savage Landor always spoke
OF ''laylocks." as did my own mother
and most people of that generation. 1t
belonged to the age, now almost en-
tirely passed away. which called Rome
Room" gold 'goold," st. James "St.
Jeames," with other variations OF
sound now deemed vulgar. | have
heard my father say that George Nv.
always spoke OF my loyal city of
Lunnon," while '%'obleeged" and Cow.
cumber'' were heard from the most
refined mouths.
can distinctly remember on the first
Sunday in Advent. 1925, hearing the
officiating clergyman at 81. Mary
Woolnoth give out generously when
reading the first lesson like n lodge III
a garden OF cowcumbers," n my
dear old rector, Julius Charles Hare,
twenty years later adopted the same
pronunciation. saying at table,
"Obleege by passing the cowcumber."
''vilets." as n dissyllable for ~violets.
was equally common among people of
good education.-Notes and Queries.
, 1902-12-11

Few people know the original mean
Ing of the word picnic" 1t is to be
found set ont in the London Times of
a hundred years ago. "A picnic sup
per consists of Il variety of dishes. The
subscribers to this entertainment have
a bill of fare presented to them. with
a number against each dish. The lot
which he draws obliges him to furnish
the dish marked against ii. which he
either takes with him in his carriage
or II by n servant. The proper
variety Is preserved by the talents of
the maitre d'hotel. who forms the bill
of fare. AS the cookery is furnished by
so many people of fashion each strives
to excel. and thus II picnic supper not
only gives rise to much pleasant mirth.
but generally can boast of the refine
ment of the art"
, 1902-12-11

During the Sikh wal the late Field
Marshal Sir Neville Chamberlain, who
then held the rank of colonel. called for
volunteers to assist him in blowing UP
a bastion. Three or four responded,
and the colonel led the little party
close up 10 The point where the mine
was 10 be fired. As soon as the ex-
plosives were in place inc the fuse
lighted the volunteers started to run
In order to get out Of the way of the
explosion no less than to effect, as
speedily as possible to retreat to the
safety of the British l'lcs. They had
not gone n dozen yards before Cham
berlain shouted: Come back. There's
to he no indecent haste, young men.
Wei walk" And walk they did. while
the fuse slowly sputtered down to the
whiting powder.
, 1902-12-11

How on earth or in the water fish
contrive to blow large bats three or
four yards up the line has yet to he
explained. 1t is a common thing to
ind large slabs OF pilchard bait used
for pollock blown right up the line by
large fish. This happens only when
the pollack is itself hooked. | have re-
Gently found that large bass serve one
the same trick, writes a correspondent,
but In this case the bass. which is n
more cunning fish than the pollack
sometimes gets away. To realize the
immense difficulty of such n feat let
any one put even a piece of paper on n
hook and endeavor tho blow 1t up the
line with n bellows. Much more diff
cult II must be with the resistance OF
the water, and by what muscular &C.
ton the fish contrives 1t | know not. l
have searched the textbooks In vain
for some hint on the subject.-London
Opinion.
, 1902-12-11

The ambitious young woman was
attracted by an advertisement. one line
OF which read, How to Become an
Author" The advertiser claimed that
by his method failure was impossible.
So the ambitious young woman sent
on the necessary trifing sun OF money.
and 10y return mail she received a slip
on which was printed this bit of ad
vice. Write something"
But" she protested by letter. 81
already have done that. and it hasn',
been printed"
"Wc congratulate you" was the re,
ply. If you have written something
you already are an author. Publica.
ton is n minor consideration. with
which we have nothing to do."-Brook.
Ign Eagle.
, 1902-12-11

At n watering place in the Pyrenees
the conversation at table turned upon
a wonderful echo to be heard some dis
lance of on the Franco-Spanish from
tier.
1T is astonishing" said an inhabit-
ant OF the Garonne. "As soon as you
have spoken you hear distinctly the
voice leap from rock to rock, from
precipice to preciplce, and as soon as
1t has passed the frontier the echo
assume the Spanish accent."-Pear
sons Weekly.
, 1902-12-11

Young Matron with theories on the
care OF children. TO nursel-.Jane.
Nurse-Yessum.
Young Matron-When the baby has
finished his bottle, lay him in the era
die oil his right side. After enting n
child should always lie Oh the right
side. That relieves the pressure on
the heart. Still Tehcctiv-lyl the liver
Ia on the right side Perhaps. after
all, you had better lay him on the left
side. No, | am sure the realise on
Infant Digestion said right side. on
the whole. Jane, you may lay the baby
on his back until | have looked up the
matter more thoroughly.
, 1902-12-11

The Courier de Paris relates that a
party OF men, sitting In front OF a
boulevard cafe. were recently APP
preached by n man who had n clarinet
in his hand and who said: Gentlemen.
excuse me. | have to make my living.
but | suppose you would rather give
me Il sou not to hear me" They o
the hint, lie repeated this perform
ance several times till one day one OF
the men said he felt like hearing a
tune and asked him to play. Il am sor-
ry," said the man with the clarinet.
-but l cannot play q note"
, 1902-12-11

A schoolboy who was going to Il par
ty was cautioned by his father not to
walk home If it rained and was given
money for cab hire. 1t ralned heavi-
ly. and great was the fathers surprise
when his son In spite of the instruc-
tons lie had received. arrived home
drenched to the skin.
Did you not take a cab as | Or
dered you. Alfredo" the parent asked
sternly.
"Oh. yes; but when l ride with you
you always make me ride inside. This
time | rode on top with the driver.
Say, dad. 1t was grand!"-Utica Oh
server.
, 1902-12-11

The knights of the days of chlvalry
were so well protected by their armor
that they were practically invincihle
TO all ordinary weapons. Even when
~dlsmounted they could not be injured
save by the ~misericordia, a thin dagger,
which penetrated h chains of the ar
NOR. In more than one battle knights
fallen from their horses could not be
killed until their armor had been bro
ken up with axe and hammers,
, 1902-12-11

Wife (drearIlyl-Ah. mel The days
Of chivalry are past.
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS the matter now
"Sir Walter iialeigh laid his cloak
on the ground for Queen Elizabeth to
walk over. but you get mad simply
because poor, dear mother sat down
on your hat."-New York Weekly.
, 1902-12-11

Little Walter was eating lunch when
he gave his arm a sudden shove. and.
splash down went his glass OF milk.
81 ku ~ YOU were going to spill
that said mAmma angrily.
well. II you knew" queried Walter.
"why didn't you tell meI'
, 1902-12-11

"Ah." said Biggs as n prosperous
looking man who had cordially salut.
ed Diggs passed on. that's the way |
like to hear II mar speak. He seemed
sincerely glad to find you alive and
well"
yes" replied Diggs. He probably
n He's the president of the com
pany my life's insured in."-Brooklyn
Life.
, 1902-12-11
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Salt Lake Weekly Tribune alone
500 per year.
Address-Salt Lake Tribune
publishing Company, Salt Lake
city, Utah. Perry ). Heath, Pub
Usher and General Manager.
, 1902-12-11

Coed auners Is TIE art Of making
these lus pie easy with whom we con
',r Whnrrer makes the fewest per
uneasy Is the best bred In the
amy.
, 1902-12-11

1t was Tommy's irst glass Of soda
water that he had been teasing for so
long,
well. Tommy. how does 1t tastef"
asked his father.
why" replied Tommy, with II puZ
zled face, lit tastes like your root's
asleep" Cincinnati Enquirer.
, 1902-12-11

Miss Mnrk-Does she ~patronize bar.
gain salesf
Mrs. Down-Does she? Why. she
would buy eggs at one.-Harper's Ba-
Lur.
, 1902-12-11

what can | do for my little hoy"
asked mumma. so that he won't want
to eat between mcalsF"
"IIayc the meals flicker together" re-
piled the young hopeful
, 1902-12-11

Hewitt When | was on the boat the
other night, | had n lower berth. but |
dreamed | WIS sleeping in the upper
berth,
Jcwett Sort OF oversight yourself.
OH
, 1902-12-11

IF all sick people had good cooks"
says the London Hospital. how much
greater might be the proportions of re
coveries!' The value OF the patent
foods which are advertised so much
Hes largely. 1t says, In the east with
which they are prepared for the table
, 1902-12-11

A.-rhat woman who just went out
is the partner OF your joys and sor
rows. | suppose.
B.-She's partner to my joys all right.
but when it ONE to my sorrows she
slips over to see her mother.
, 1902-12-11

"Lest we be forgotten Is an excel
lent motto for men IN trade. II sug
gests the duty OF persistence In adyer
tising. The memory OF the public Il
very short.-Prlnters' Ink.
, 1902-12-11
Reversed.

Rodrick- Say. old man. you have
been through the ordeal OF proposing.
What does n fellow do after he pops
the question:
Van Albert Why. he questions pop.
of course.-Chicago News.
, 1902-12-11

The best cork comes from Spain.
which has 100000 square miles Of cork
forests.
, 1902-12-11

One firm OF clockmakers In the Black
forest. Germany, employs $500 men.
who make 5000 clocks daily.
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1902-06-17

desea vernos Squereis que vaysmOs!
No quiero continuar en- Paris por
que me morirfa.
Con un arranque de algeria AGO.
gi6 la sefiora de Beaupreau la pro.
pcsici6n de su hija. GNo era el
marcharse engaf1ar Ell dolor de su
hiiaP mo era esto pedir una dis
tracci6D de algunos dfas q los acc1-
denies del viaiep
El sefior de Beaupreau volvio
& ESQ de las doce; estaba muy PEN
Sativo v una gran palidez cubria su
rostro; acabAba de celebrar su pri-
mera entrevista con sir Gutllermo
en- aquella habitaci6n de Ia calle de
Ia Serpente, en- Ia que este se habia
presentado q tempo para arrancar
de entire sus garras q Ceres ). La
sefiora de Beaupr6au y su hija eS-
taban demasiado preocupadas para
fiarse en- la turbaci6n del jefe de
negociRdo.
-Ese individuo Sc ha hecho In
visible, -diio el senior de Beapr6aa,
hacienda Alusion q Fernando ho-
cher, pues le estuve buscando por
todas parties en- el bale y no le
halle en- ninguna. A In cuenta debe
hallarse en- casa de Ia seGorita Ba-
cara; pero msifana, en- ell ministe-
TlO..
-Escuchadme, senior, diio In
seHiora de Beaupr6au interrumpien-
dole v hacienda que le siguiese al
hueco de una ventAna.-Mi hi1a
amaba q ese iovsn y le amaba con
passion, tanto que Ii pnede costar
Ia vida y Is precise distraeriA q toda
costa.
Soy do vuestra opinion, pero
Sque hacerf
-Pues hscer que 20 marche en-
Beguida de Paris.
Y en- ese case O. d6nde llevarla!
Me In llevare 4 casa de 10 Sc
Nora de Kermadec, mi tia.
-GAl castillo do Las Retamas7
-Sf, sefior.
-Pues es una idea excelente. -
exclam6 Ell sefKor de Beaupreau que
10 primero que se 10 ocurri0 foe el
que iba . quedarse libre. anrsnte
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1902-06-17

ci6n. Allf halo 6 Gertrudis, Gu c
estaba llorando. La cri ada habfsse
ouedado dornida la vfspeca en- uua
si.la, al desper jarse VIC que Sc
hallaba en- CANA y sin poderse dar
cuenta de 10 Que hab1s ocurrido. SO
levant6 y sc fue lamar la puer4
Ca del cuarto de Juana, que no le
respondi6, y entonces entro creyen%
do que su sefiora esta.ba durmiend0a
La habitaci6n estaba vacfa y Ia ca
ma sin tocar; Juana habfa desapa-
recido. Encima del pupitre en- que
Juana sofia escribir, vi6 Gertrudfs
una carta alberta que cegio y lego
temb,ando, lanzando un grito al
entersrse de 10 que deefa.
III esusl IDios miol murmuro
tam baleandose y cruzaHdo las ma.
nCs. = MI hija esta perdidai
He aquf 10 que decfa aquella
carta, que estaba irmada por Jua.
ma, cuya Ietra, maravilla de ii Isl.
fcaci6n, parecfa ser la de la ioven;
<Mi ouerida Gertrudis: Cuando
te despiertes no encontraras tn
Juanita & tn lado, porque me habre
-1archado; marchado, 81, por IN
Tempo que no puedo precisar J
para irme O IN lugar que no pue-
do decirte. Asi pues, 5sabes poT
que me marchof Pues nae voy para
huir del hom bre al que me figure
que amasa J al que no amo: hugo
del sefior conde de Kergaz para Sc
guir al hombre al que amo y cuyo
nombre no puedo revelar. Perdona
a tn Juapita que tanto Go quiere y
Sc alicia de IF con Ell coraz0n lieno
do pena.S
AL leer una carta tan extTk fis,
In Hel sirvienta experiments como
IN vertigo y Sc pregunt6 81 no soma.
| ba, I'll no estaba loca. !. empero
| no podfa dudar. porque aquella era
| Ia letra dc Juana dc6mo era posi-
BILE que sospechase In existencia dc
IN rspto J que aquella csrta no
eataba escrita por ellaf a Gertrn-
II dis no se le ocurrio siquiera In idea
Il de analIzar In conducta dc 81 sefio-
ra; no se pregunt6 siquiera 81 era
vsrosfnil que ssta prstenoisss
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1902-06-17
soR LutsA "a HRRMANA DE- q oARfbAD

a,gunos dfas y por 10 tanto en- dis
pOsici6n de hacer algunas tentatl-
vas para YER Oereza.
-Si no teneis Inconvenience en-
clio, nos marcharemos mafiana por
la msRana, af1adi6 Teresa.
-Cuando mas pronto mejor,-
diio ell iefe de negociado.
La sef1ora Beaupr6au y su h11s
pasaron Ia mayor par to dc la nochs
hacienda preparativos para Ell via
ie. A una hoTa muy temprana De
ia mafIana encargaron una berltna
de viaie y caballos de postes, q
las nueve salieron de Paris Ieresa
y su hiia dirigi6n ndose hacia Ia ca
rretera de Bretaf1a. De esta name
ra Sc probaba que Ia criada no
minti6 & Fernando Rocher cuando
diio 4 este, que estaba medic loco
de dolor despnes de haber le1do Ia
fatal carta de Hermnia, en- la que
declaraba que auedaban r0tas sus
relaciones y que Collar, disfraZads
de mozo de cordel, le llevara.
Ouando Fernando se presento en-
Ia ealle do Saint-Louis, ha bianse
marchado realmente oil castillo dc
Las Retamas.
La quinta de Las Retamas, In
que Teresa habfa lido con 81 hfjas
no tenfa grandes derechos o la
pompcsa denomination del CASTILLO
pues era, 6 decir verdad, una NAL
conservada ruina de Ia que solo IN
ala era habitable J que no hacis
olvidar su antigiedad y ga aparien-
ola miserable mas que Dor al sitfo
encantador en- que estaba en- pla.
zada por el gran estanque que 10
extendfa al pie de sus ventapas.
En este estsnque Sc vefa una bafca,
en- la estaei6n mejor del ano,
estanque y barca representaban IN
gran papel entire las raras diversio-
mes que ne encontraban en- Las Re.
| bama9.
Era cierto que antafo habian
aldo 6stas IN verdadero castillo ds
| In edad media, con sus fosos llenUs
dc aqua fapgosa. pusnte laysdiEs
! v almepas, que sostuyo sltics =