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St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1902-04-30
Hogan.

Miss Ellen Hogan, former resident of
this town, died at Waterbury, Monday,
and the remains were brought here yes
terday accompanied by her nephews,
J, Z. and Frank Brown of Barre
The funeral will be held at St.
Aloysius church today. Miss Hogan
came here from Canada about 40 years
ago and lived here considerable OF the
time until ten years ago, when her mind
became afflicted and she was taken to the
asylum at Waterbury.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1902-05-28

Perhaps the story told of an Edin-
per may be an exaggeration, but it
certainly is typical of not a few hus-
bands who are sometimes in a mood
to find fault with whatever their wives
may do, says the Chicago Chronicle.
One Sunday morning, this Scot, San
dy Black by name, seemed bent on
quarrel. The haddies and eggs were
excellent, done to a turn, and had been
ordered by himself the previous even
ing, but breakfast passed without the
looked-for compliment.
What will you have for dinner,
Sandy asked Mrs. Black.
"A chicken, madam" said the hus-
band.
Roasted or boiled?'
"Confound it, madam, if you had
been a good and considerate wife you
would have known before this what 1
Hked!" Sandy growled out as, slam
ming the door, he left the house. 1t
was in the spring and a friend who
was present heard his little wife say:
"Sandys bent on a disturbance to-
day. l shall not please him, do what
l will"
The dinner time came and Sandy
and his friend sat down to dinner. The
fish was eaten in silence, and on rails
ing the cover of the dish before him,
in a towering passion, the former call
ed out:
Boiled chicken! That's it, madam;
A chicken. boiled is a chicken
spoiled
Immediately the cover was raised
from another chicken, roasted to
turn.
Madam, 1 won't eat roast chicken"
roared Sandy. You know very well
how it should have been cooked"
At that instant a broiled chicken,
with mushrooms, was placed on the ia
BILE.
without green peas" roared the
grmbler.
Here they are. DEAR" said Mrs.
Black.
How dare you spend money in this
manner"
They were a present." said his wife,
interrupting him.
Rising from his chair and rushing
from the room, followed by roar of
laughter from his friend. Sandy
clenched his fist and shouted:
How dare you receive presents
without my leave?"
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1902-05-28
Rules for CnpitnIs.

The late William NJ Singerly took
a deep personal interest in the work.
ings of the mechanical department of
the Record, knew nearly all his type
settlers, pressmen and stereotypers by
name, and frequently spent an hour
or two in chatting with the men in one
or another of the departments, says
the Philadelphia Times. The typeset-
ters Git was in the ante Mergenthaler
days. often referred questions of
style" to him in John W. Bailey's alb
sence, and on one occasion asked him
If he couldn't do or say something that
should put an end to arbitrary capt.
talization of words. What they want
ed was a set rule as to what words
should be capitalized. Singerly, know
ing that the typesetters were not fond
of reaching into the upper-case more
frequently than was absolutely neces-
sary and holding that a paper was
printed for day and not for all time,
and that, therefore, syntactical exact
ness in such matters was not vital,
went up to the composing room, mount
ed the steps leading to the locker gall
lery, and announced:
Gentlemen l wish to state for the
benefit of compositors and proofread-
ers that the only words demanding
caps in this paper are God Almighty,
William NJ. Singerly,' and The Phil
adelphia Record"
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1902-05-28
CURRENT COMMENT.

The Houston (Tex), Post (Dem.)
says: Now if Oberlin Carter could
only recall a previous service done for
Hanna, 1t would doubtless be discover
ed that he is innocent of the charges
of which he is guilty"
The Washington Post Qnd.) says:
Let us not forget the fact that Kan
sas, bleeding Kansas, was not at all
slow to adopt the practice of burning
negroes at the stake. And it did not
take such a great length of time for
the custom to invade Colorado"
The Nashville American (Dem.) says:
In the question of the government Of
the Philippines is material for a plank
in the Democratic platform, but the
chief issue of the next campaign should
be the very important and serious
question of the tariff and its offspring
the trusts"
The Springfield (Mass.) Republican
Qnd) says: The only adequate way
of dealing with the general in conn
mand of the army is TO follow the Chi
nese plan and give him an assortment
of robes to be taken OF by way OF dis
grace. Then. enstead of telling Gen.
Miles. The Office boy will now do your
work. and do II better the President
would simply ask the doughty general
TO send in his yellow shirt by return
post The Chinese have a fine civiliza-
ton"
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1902-05-28
AMBASSADOR PAUNCEFOTE'S FU-
NERAL.

The funeral of the late Lord Paunce-
fote will be an imposing one and his
remains will be sent to England in an
American warship. The funeral serv-
ices will take place at St. Johns
Church to-day. and all of the military
and naval forces in the vicinity of
Washington will take part in the pro-
cession.
There will be no criticism of these
honors to the memory of the British
diplomat. lie was well thought of in
this country. and in Washington he
had the respect of all who knew him.
tle was one of the best representatives
the British government ever had at our
capital, and it is the understanding
that he had a sincere admiration for
the United States. 1t is known that in
the differences which cropped out at
various times between our government
and that of Great Britain, while he was
the British representative at Washing
ton, his influence was always on the
side of peace. Only on one occasion
was he the subject of unfavorable
comment and that was when it was as
serted that he attempted to enlist the
European Powers in combination to
prevent the United States from engage
ing in a war with Spain to free Cuba
1t is not of course known with GER
tainty that he was the leader in that
movement, though the charge that he
was has never been officially denied
and was not denied by him.
He negotiated more treaties between
this country and Great Britain than
any one of his predecessors, and when
there was danger of war between Great
Britain and the United States, growing
out of the Venezuelan boundary dis
pute. he used his influence to have the
British government make concession,
and thus insure a peaceful settlement.
The first treaty he negotiated in re-
gard to the isthmian canal did not
meet with the approval of the Senate.
and so he prevailed upon his govern
ment to consentsto a new treaty, in
which the Clayton BulNer treaty was
abrogated. The second treaty proved
satisfactory.
ton, was raised from the rank of min
lister to that of ambassador. In fact
he was the first ambassador accredited
to our government. He never made
speeches and never made his appear
ance at college commandments or at
dinners on the occasion of anniversa-
ries of societies or annual celebrations
of organizations of various kinds. He
attended strictly to his own affairs and
those of his government. The conf
dence placed in himfvas much greater
than that placed m other ministers by
their governments-that is, he was not
a mere figurehead.. 1t will not be an
easy matter for Great Britain to fill
satisfactorily the vacancy his death
has made.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1902-05-28
BRIGHT BITS.

Result of Worry.-"What makes
her look so miserable?" She's expert
menting with health oods"-Chicago
Evening Post.
-Affiuence.-,"Is your husband so
very rich?" "Rich? Why, she can
even afford to economic on her
clothes! Brooklyn Life.
in Doubt.-"Does your husband like
your cooking?" well, I'm not Just
sure. He says he does, but I notice he
is usually detained at the office so late
that he has to get dinner up town
whenever we are without a girl"-Chi-
cago Post.
Farmer lin cart-"Hi, stop! Stop,
you fool! Don't you see my horse is
running away?" Driver of motor-car
(hired by the hour)-"Yes, it's all very
we'll for you to say stop but I've for
gotten how the blooming thing works."
Punch
The Slick -Cyrus-"These
here automobiles are great hay savers"
Silas-"So they be- When yeou are
caftin' hay to market and an automo-
bile, catches up behind, yeou can block
AIDE the road without fear of half your
load bein eaten up."-Harlem Life.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1902-05-28

The inquisitive clerk was on duty in
the drug store, says the Chicago Post.
The inquisitive clerk is a very annoy
ing person at times, whenever found;
his curiosity almost makes one doubt
his sex. To the inquisitive clerk of
this truthful tale there came a man,
who asked for a dozen six-ounce bot
ties.
"Bettles?" a-ked the clerk without
moving.
Yes"
Are you doctor?"
NO"
Patent medicine mann"
NO"
Working up little private business
with a hair restorer or a complexion To-
ton, Derhaps?"
mo"
But you want IL bottles?" in a puz-
zled tone.
Yes"
with or without corks?"
with corks,"
"Empty?'>
Yes"
The clerk was plainly distressed. His
curiosity was still unsatisfied What
do you want them for?" he demanded
at last.
10 break" answered the man.
"What?"
Il wouldn't want the neighbors to
hear of it," explained. the man conf
dentially. Just a whim of mine, you
know but I like to hear them crack.
It's cheaper than breaking windows
and gives me just as much pleasure;
but my supply has given out and 1
want few to hold me over until an
other carload arrives"
The inquisitive clerk looked at the
man doubtfully. ooh, well, of course,
it's nothing to me-" he said.
Then what made you ask about it ?"
The inquisitive clerk got the bottles
without making any reply, but the
strain was a severe one. He had to
say something. What do you do with
the corks?" he asked.
Chew EN-" answered the man
promptly. ITS good for the digestion.
Try it some time'
The inquisitive clerf went into such
a deep trance that he forgot. to ask the
girl who came in for a lemon phos-
plate why she preferred lemon to wild
cherry.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1902-05-28

Philanthropists of Philadelphia have
started a movement for the education
of Southern women to be trained
nurses. A quarter of a million dol
lars has already been given for the
work, and it is said that the fund will
be increased to $4,000, 900. 1t is pro-
posed that training schools shall be es-
ia blished in various parts of the South,
the first to be probably in South Car
DINA, Georgia and Alabama. IF our
plans carry" said Judge Ashman of
Philadelphia, who is interested in the
scheme, I'VE will not only fit the wo-
men of the South for nursing in their
own households, but will provide them
with means of livelihod." All of the
schools are nominally to offer free tut
ton in all that appertains to trained
nursing. but the more well-to-do pu-
pills will be required to pay a small tu-
ition fee. The poor pupils will pay no
fee. An incidental detail of the scheme,
by the way, which may not be found
to work well. is that it is proposed to
take white and black women into the
schools together.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1902-05-28
PERSONAL.

Herr Kaufman, whose election as
second burgomaster of Berlin the kais-
er declined to sanction, on account. il
is supposed. of his former political
opinions, has suddenly become mad.
Some people in Berlin are ascribing
his madness to disappointment in con-
sequence of the kaisers action.
Editor Durham of the Willow
Springs, (Mo) Index expresses his
gratitude to neighboring farmer for
a quart of STRAWBERRIES, the first of the
season. His excess of gratitude. in
deed, involves him in obscurity of ex-
preston, for he adds This shows
what this country is, if we had enough
such men who understood the bust
ness"
Ethan Alden Hitchcock, Secretary
of the Interior; James Kilson, Secre-
tary of Agriculture, and B. F. Gallo
way, chief of the bureau of plant in
dustry, will receive the degree of IL.
D. at the Missouri State University at
the June commencement and will also
deliver addresses. Prof. Henry Van
Dyke of Prineeon University will
preach the baccalaureate sermon.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1902-05-28
INDEX 10 NEW ADVERTISEMENTS

Meeting-Clinton Lodge No. "a, F.
& A. NJ; Confederate Veterans Asso-
eiation Golden Rule Lodge No. u, L.
o. O. f.
Political-Grand Rally, Citizens Club.
Torchlight Procession; First District,
Torchlight Procession; Fourth District.
Torchlight Procession; Southsiders,
Torchlight Procession; Second District.
Special Notices-To the Professional
Gambler in Any Line. James Hunter.
Broker Early Closing of Wholesale
Merchants; AS Good, AS Society News,
James Hunter. Broker; Talking Ma
chimes. Ray Company; Ship Notice, j.
F. Minis & Co, Ccnsignees; Bill of
Fare. Union Station Restaurant; Sa-
vannah Connections, Cornwell & Chip
man:
Military Orders-Order No. %, Geor-
gia Hussars.
Amusements-Grand Concert, Nine.
Vista Hodge HartzeI at Lawton Memo
rial Han, Nay %.
Hotels-Hotel Tybce, Tybee Island.
Creole Tea-Perry's Creole Tea for
rheumatism.
Postum Food Coffee-Postum Cereal
Company.
The First Ball of the 1902 Seasonal
South End. Tybee. Thursday, May 90
W. Nj. Bohan, Proprietor.
Laundry-E. & w. Laundry.
Wednesday. May 20.-At Rowlnskrs.
Cqrsets-W. B. Erect Form" sum-
mer Corsets.
Two Days only, Boys Star Shirt
Waists and Blouses-At Metropolitan
Clothing Company.
Steamship Lines-Auction Line, Glas-
gov via Londonderry.
Uneeda Biscuit-National Biscuit
Company.
Beer-Pabst Beer.
Malt Nutrine-Anheuser Busch Brew
ing Association.
Washing Powder-Pearline.
Beef-Liebig's Extract of Beef.
Summer Resorts-Woodland Park
Hotel, Suburbs Of Boston: Pine Noun
tain Springs. Lipsey. Ga.
Whiskey-Yellow Label Whiskey
Medical-Dr. Kilmer's Swamp Root
McMunn's Elixir of Opium: Mothers
Friends; Cascarets; DR.. Hathaway
Company; B. B. B.; Stuart's Gin and
Buchu.
Cheap Column Advertisements
Help Wanted; Employment Wanted !;
For Rent; For Sale; Lost; Personal;
Miscellaneous.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1902-05-28
Plant System
MILEAGE TICKETS,
$500 Per 1000 Miles,

are good over the following lines:
Atlantic Coast Line Railroad Co.
Atlanta, Knoxville and Northern Ry.
Atlanta and West Point Railroad.
Baltimore Steam Packet Co,
Chesapeake Steamship Co.,
Between Baltimore and Norfolk.
Charleston and Western Carolina Ky:
Columbia, Newberry and Laurens R.R
Georgia Northern Railway.
Georgia Railroad
Louisville and Nashville r. X.
Except the following lines: l.. h.
c. and w. r. R., Glasgow R.. H.
Elkton and Guthrie +. R., Pontchar-
train R. r., between Evansville and
st. Louis and Louisville and Cincln-
natl proper.)
Louisville, Henderson and st. Louis
Railway.
Nashville, Chattanooga and ST. LOUIS
Railway.
Northwestern Ry of South Carolina.
Ocilla and Irwinville Railroad
Plant Steamship Line.
Richmond, Fredericksburg and Poto-
mac Railroad
Seaboard Air Line Railway.
Sparks, Moutrie and Gulf Railway
South Georgia and West Coast Ry.
Triton and Northeastern Railroad.
Triton and Moultrie Railway.
Valdosta Southern Railway.
Western and Atlantic Railway.
Washington Southern Railway.
Western Railway of Alabama.
A CONVENIENT METHOD OF
TRAVELLING.
B. W. WRENN,
Passenger Traffic Manager,
Savannah, Ga.
See Ticket Agents.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1902-05-28
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The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1902-05-28

When Corbett, the pugilist, was in the
hight of his vogue. following the defeat
of Sullivan, says the Philadelphia
Times he found himself housed in the
Southern Hotel where Grover Cleve-
land, then President, was stopping en-
route. Corbett was travelling in his
capacity as an actor, and was, of
course, a person of interest in the eyes
of many. President and pugilist met,
and, about o'clock in the evening,
walked down the corridor together,
each on his way to the evenings bust
ness, and each eyed appreciatively by
respective groups of admirers. AS they
reached the outer corridor, two gam
ins were encountered. AS they caught
sight of the pugilist, their eyes
sparkled; and one exclaimed:
''Dere he is. Tommy-dere's JIM"
I sees him-I sees him!" testify re-
piled Tommy; but who's the fat bloke
wild him."
"Dat?" And the first speaker looked
with lofty contempt on Tommy as he
vOuchsafed this explanation: Oats
Jim McVey of course-Jim McVey, his
sparrin' pardner!"
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1902-05-28

The name of former Senator David
B. Hill is appearing in the public prints
with increasing frequency in connec-
ton with the presidential nomination
of the Democratic party, showing that
he still has an ambition to be Presi-
dent. and that his friends are doing
all they can to assist him in getting
that honor. Among the latest things in
this connection that are worth noticing
are the visit paid him the other day
by Timothy d. Sullivan, the new power
in Tammany. and the action of some of
the most influential members of the
Jacksonian Club of Omaha in coming
out for him for President. If Mr..
Hill has Tammany solidiy behind him
he is pretty certain of the support of
New York state, and the support of
that state means a good deal.
The members of the Jacksonian Club
of Omaha, who have come out for him
say that the Democrats of Nebraska
accept it as a fact that the silver issue
is a dead one, and that being the case
there is no man better qualified to lead
the Democratic party than he is. They
have nothing to say against Mr.. Bryan,
and are still willing for him to lead
the Democracy of their state provided
he leads in the direction they want to
go.
OF course Mr.. Bryan still thinks he is
right on the money question, but it is
believed that he sees that it would be
mistake to insist upon a free silver
plank in the next Democratic national
platform. 1t is doubtful, however, if he
will ever consent to the nomination of
either Mr.. Hill, Mr.. German or any
other man who did not stand squarely
on the Democratic platforms of 1896
and 1900. In other words, he will be
against the nomination of any man
who did not give him hearty support
in his two campaigns. 1t is well known
of course that neither Mr.. Hill nor Mr..
German thought it wise to make FRYE
silver. coinage the leading Democratic
issue in the campaigns in which Mr..
Bryan was the nominee.
But would Mr. Bryan have influence
enough to prevent the nomination of
Mr.. Hill If he should undertake to do
so? That is a question that cannot
now be answered. Much will depend
upon the strength which Mr.. Hill de-
velops between now and the meeting
of the Democratic national convention.
He does not appear to be losing any
of his popularity in Nebraska--that is,
he is still held in high esteem-but it
is evident that his influence is on the
wane. He cannot lead the Democracy
in whatever direction he pleases. He
can still lead, provided he leads in the
direction Democrats want to go. AS
suming that this is the case in other
states as well as in Nebraska, the hold
of Mr.. Bryan on the next Democratic
national convention may be so slight
as not to be a hindrance to Mr.. Hills
ambition.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1902-05-28

Imperial Coronation Bazaar" is
to be held in the Botanical Gardens,
London. The main object of the show
seems to be to afford an opportunity
for those who own splendid collections
of diamonds. and who will not be able
to display them upon their persons
during the coronation. TO exhibit them
to the curious and envious throngs
that VIM crowd the British capital
during the coronation period. one peer
ess, II is said. will manage a booth in
which Sl5OO0.O0O worth OF diamonds
will be spread out for the delectation
OF the visitors. Many OF these have
been loaned by rich Americans.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1902-05-28
CURED BY
White Ribbon Remedy

Can be given in Glass of Water, Tea
or Coffee Without Patients Knowl-
edge.
White Ribbon Remedy will cure or
destroy the diseased appetite for alco.
holic stimulants, whether the patient
is a confirmed inebrite. "a tippler," So
cial drinker or drunkard. Impossible
for any one to have an appetite for
alcoholic liquors after using White Rib
bon Remedy. Endorsed by Members
of w. G. T. U.
Mrs. Moore, Press Superintendent of
the Woman's Christian Temperance
Union, Ventura, California, writes: IT
edy on very obstinate drunkards
and the cures have been many. In
many cases the remedy was given Sc
cretly. l cheerfully recommend AMI
indorse White Ribbon Remedy. Mem
bers of our union are delighted to find
a practical and economical treatment
to aid US in our temperance work"
Mrs. N. A. Cowan of the Woman's
Christian Temperance Union states:
II know of so many people re-
deemed from the curse of drink by
the use of White Ribbon Remedy that
earnestly request you to give it a
trial"
Druggists or by mail $1.OO. Trial
package free by writing or calling on
Mrs. A. M. Townsend (for years sec
rotary of the Woman's Christian Tenn
perance Union), 21S fremont street,
Boston. Mass. Sold in Savannah by
Lippman Drug Company, agents for
Savannah.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1902-05-28

A rich man of New York has estab-
lished a unique charity. He has bought
three hearses for the use of the poor,
without charge. Nothing so enrages
me-" he says, las to see an undertaken
grab the last penny from an afflicted
woman who has got to bury her hus-
band or child. My hearses will at least
provide free ride to the cemetery. >"
This is practical and commendable
charity
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1902-05-28

A Washington dispatch says that
President Roosevelt fully realizes the
importance Of the fall elections. and is
making arrangements TO visit various
parts OF the country" In other words,
he Is very well aware that the Repub-
licsns have a hard job ahead OF them
and that the Democrats stand a fair
chance Of winning the next House.
therefore he IL going 70 take the stump.
lie will 30 first 10 Maine and Vermont.
and then tour the Middle West.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1902-05-28

Mr. j. Fl. Hale of South Glastonbury,
Conn, who is the owner of large
peach orchards in Connecticut as well
as the largest orchard in Georgia, at
Fort Valley says that the Competent
crop this year will be exceptionally
large, approximating 100000 bushels
He looks also for successful season in
Georgia peaches. When this delightful
fruit comes in. we can bid defiance to
the beef trust temporarily.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1902-05-28

Who will be Lord Pauncefote's sue
cessor at Washington? The British pa
pers have begun TO discuss the ques-
ton. 1t is admitted that the new am
bassador must be diplomat of the
highest accomplishments. since the
Washington post has come to be one Of
the most important in the British SER
vice. The name of Lord Lansdowne has
been mentioned in connection with the
successorship. and seems to meet with
favor,