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The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1902-05-03
A Contrast.

Papa, who is that gentleman over
there on the porchW
Don't you remember him, my child
He is the gentleman we met in the
restaurant today who chatted so pleas
antly with us while he waited about
twenty-five minutes for his lunch"
"He doesn't seem very pleasant now,
papa"
"Oh, no. He's at home now. See
him tearing the newspaper into shreds
and trying to throw his hat through
the door. He is very angry because
it has taken his wife little over four
minutes to get his supper ready."-In-
dianapolis Sun.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1902-05-03
His One Regret.

"Benrv," said Mrs. Peck severely,
II am inclined to think you have
squandered a lot of money foolishly in
your life"
II know it, my dear" replied the
meek and lowly Henry.
''Well. don't you regret it? she
asked.
Some Of it." answered Henry. with
a long drawn out Sigh. I've never
ceased t. regret the $40 gave up to
the parson who otficiated at our we'd
ding."-Chicago News.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1902-05-03
THE MEAT BULGE.

The man behind the meat ak
Has come right to the front,
And in the wordy warfare
He has to bear the brunt,
For prices have been climbing
At such a fearful rate
That there is Indignation
Oft famed to burning hate.
The tenderloins and sirloins
We're boosted up so high
That many who desired them
Could only look and sigh.
We hoped the festive round steak
Would stay and give relief,
But soon 1t. too, went soaring
With everything in beef.
Twas just the same with mutton
And its companion, lamb,
For in the bulge of prices
They also got jam.
To pork we next were turning,
But to our sorrow found
That II by cents and nickels
Was also upward bound.
But there was more to follow
In adding to our woe,
For ham and breakfast bacon
Were next to upward go,
And now tbs with a feeling
OF sorrow, mixed with awe,
That we are contemplating
Meat picked, smoked or raw.
The butchers blame the meat trust,
The meat trust makes reply
And says q cattle shortage
Is causing prices high.
But while they're thus disputing
On where to fix the blame
The man behind the meat AK
Keeps getting there the same.
-Pittsburg Chronicle-Te'egraph
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1902-05-03

Wall paper was first made in Ger
many about 1860.
Young wrote his Might Thoughts"
in less than six weeks as a means
of comforting himself under his be-
reavement.
And so they have made up their
quarrel?" "Oh, yes! AS soon as she
saw she was wrong she concluded to
accept his apology. Puck.
Many private companies are being
formed for the purpose of working
the enormous coal area newly discov-
cred in the Campine district of Bel
GUM.
The emperor of Morocco is said to
have a weakness for collecting bill
lard tables. He already has speci-
mems from England, France, Ameri-
ca, Italy Germany, Austria and Rus
STA.
All the new trains on the Central
London railway are to be of fire-proof
construction, steel and asbestos be-
ing largely used. Other precautions
for the safety of passengers are be-
ing taken.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1902-05-03

When visits are exchanged by the
friends of the Hindoo bride and groom
to complete arrangements for the we'd
ding, great attention is paid to omens,
which are considered especially potent
then. For instance, If the groom s
messengers should meet cat, II
fox or a serpent they turn back and
seek a more propitious time for the
errand. After the brides father has
received the offer he must delay re-
plying until one of the ubiquitous liz
ards in his house has chirped.-Wo-
mans Home Companion.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1902-05-03
Ingalls, on Butter.

Many years ago, when John J. In,
gals. the brilliant Kansan, was mem
Der of the senate, Oleomargarine was Il
bone of contention. The debate led In.
gals to utter one of those epigrammat
81 have never, to my knowledge, tasted
oleomargarine," said ingalls,, but |
have stood in the presence of genuine
butter with awe for its strength and
reverence for it's antiquity"
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1902-05-03

81 per 1000 feet, and it is hardly
worth saving at that price. But the
recent combination of railroads will
greatly benefit the lumberman and
remedy this matter. The Burlington
will now carry the product into Kan
sas, where there is a good demand
for lumber, and a higher price and
better conditions will prevail"
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1902-05-03

I'VE are turning out some very elabo,
rate scales" said the agent-"some
that will attract the attention of your
customers"
do you suppose l want my custom,
ers to watch the scales" asked the sur
prised butcher. Give me the plainest
style you have."-Chicago News.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1902-05-03
Not In Expenses.

She ION the honeymoon-Charli
dear, tell me why you look so cross.
You should have no secrets from me.
Remember, you and | are one now.
He scanning the board bilD-Well.
the hotel keeper doesn't seem to think
so, anyhow York Journal.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1902-05-03
The Market.

Miss Shecawgo-So you are from
Connecticut? That's where they sell
so many wooden nutmegs.
Miss Nuhayven-Oh. no: you're mis-
taken. That's where they make them.
They have to come out here to sell
them.-Judge.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1902-05-03

There is no wild breed of fowl to
which the Brahma or Cochin can be
traced. The gamecock seems to be de-
scended from the Cingalese jungle
fowl.
The flesh fly produces about 10000
young in a season. The larvae are
Matched almost instantly from the egg
and at oace begin their work of de-
struction.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1902-05-03
Not Blocked Entirely.

Connecticut is a bad state for liars"
''Why so?"
1.-THE law doesn't permit a man to
catch but thirty trout in one day"
Pooh. He can still lie about the
number that got away. can't hep
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1902-05-03

Didn't you tell me that dos you sold
me wouldn't bite any one that he
knew?"
"Yassuh." answered Mr.. Erastus
Pinkley. but he allus wus kind O.
hahd to git acquainted with. "-Wash-
ington Star.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1902-05-03
Waiting.

Don't look glum becuz tn sun
Won't shine down on yew;
Clouds will soon go rollin' by
An tn sky be blue.
Don't look glum 'cuz yew can't find
No f1ow'rs on tn way;
Trv tew crack a smile er two;
Sing an wait fer May.
Eff yew don't git what yew want.
When yew think it s due,
Keep yew'r currige up an wait
Till 1t Gums tew yew.
Ohio State Journal.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1902-05-03
UncommonIy Considerable.

"And you dropped your teacup from
the open window? How embarrassing!
What did Mrs. Slater say?'
"Oh. she merely asked if my cup was
out. boston Transcript.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1902-05-03
Pearls.

pearls" remarked the wise guy,
''are emblematic of tears"
II guess that's right" agreed the
single mug. my wife cries because
| can't afford to buy her any.-Phila-
delphia Record.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1902-05-03

He who refuses to play second fiddle
has no chance to become leader of an
orchestra. York Herald.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1902-11-08
LITTLE SERGEANT MAJORS.
Lively Fishes mt the New York City
Aquarium That Flock Together
Like Chicks.

Among the tropical fishes lately re-
ceived at the aquarium from Bermuda
were 20 or more little sergeant ma
jors, two or three inches in length
which will flock together precisely
like little chNks, and with the same
confident fearlessness, says the New
York Sun.
Let them be scattered through the
water in all parts of their tank and let
somebody tap gently low down on the
outside of the glass and the whole
bunch viii come a-scurrying as fast
as their fins can drive them. all crowd
ing in together as near those finger
tips as they can get.
What draws them so, whether curl
osity or hunger. or what, they all
swarm at the call. And as little chicks
will run, a moment later all together
to another part of the field at the old
hens bidding, so will these little SER
geant majors rush together again a
moment later, at a second gentle tap
uing on the glass.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1902-11-08
ONLY A GIRLS PURSE.
The Dainty Receptacle Contained
Variety of Things AlnSsst Equal
to Boys POck&.

Poems and stories used to be writ
ten about the Infinite variety of ar
ticles to be found in boys pocket.
Girls do not have pockets-so much
the worse for them-but the things
they stow away in their pocketbooks
would put a boy to the blush, says the
Pittsburg Dispatch. A girl emptied
her purse the other day. II have to
clean it out" she explained, "every
once in awhile, just as / do my bu-
reau drawers" These are some of the
things that were in it: Two one-dol-
lar bills, a 50-cent piece, two quarters,
a five-cent piece Qead) and ten pen
MES, lucky" Italian coin, japanese
"pocket piece" two receipts, three
bills, parlor car check, four street
railway transfers, five mutilated
stamps, pencil stub, matinee coupon,
three keys, newspaper clippings and
cleaners check for gloves. That was
not at all an unusual case. Almost
any girl can matchit.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1902-11-08

arst exploration for the route or the
Panama canal was made by III. de la
Serna as far back as 1527-2s2 Many
different explorations followed, and
suggestions from various quarters,
but nothing definite was done until
De Lesseps formulated his famous
scheme. This was opposed by the
United States. Americans then want
ed the canal to go through Nicaragua
and this plan was favored by Gen
Grant in 1879. But nothing was done.
Says Harper's Encyclopedia of the
United States: ''In 1884 the people of
the United States and France sub
scribed large sums toward a French
company, headed by Count de Lesseps,
Of Suez canal fame, which announced
IT'S intention of cutting canal
through the isthmus of Panama" The
subsequent financial catastrophe is
we'll known. In 1899 the Panama Canal
Company of America was incorporated
with capital of $30,0o0,oo0. II was
then estimated that IL would cost $685.
100000 to complete the canal.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1902-11-08
A NEW VEGETABLE SWEET.
South American Herb That May he
Used In the Place of Sugar In
Tea md Coffee.

A plant has been found in the FORTH
ern part of Paraguay whose leaves
contain sweet substance. Small
pieces will have the same effect as a
large lump of sugar if dropped into a
cup of tea or coffee. The stuff is not
the same as sugar, though, because it
is much stronger and cannot be fer
mented. The director of the Agro-
nomical institute 1t Asuncion believes
that its chemical nature is different
from anything else now known. The
herb is rather common one, and the
Germans in that part of the world are
about to make some elaborate expert
ments in cultivating 1t for the market
II is said to contain no deleterious
substance: but possibly the matter
has not been investigated sufficiently.
Fifteen or 20 years ago Prof. Remsen,
now president of Johns Hopkins uni
versity, devised method of manufac-
turing out Of coal tar a substance 900
times as sweet as cane sugar. He
named Il "saccharin." It's use has
been recommended for victims Of GER
tain diseases who are forbidden to
take sugar. Nevertheless. for some
mysterious reason, there has been
disposition in Germany to prohibit
by law the Introduction Of saccharin
into beer. Possibly the exclamation Of
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1902-11-08
A CORNISH DUSTFALL.
Eruption OF Krakatoa in 1901 Scat
tered Dust All over Central
Europe.

In the course of a paper on THE
Cornish Dustfall of January, 1902"
read before the Royal Meteorolog-
ical society at 20 Victoria street re-
Gently, Mr.. II. X. Mill said that since
the Krakatoa eruption in 1888, when
the volcanic dust thrown into the air
made itself apparent for many
months all over the world in long
series of brilliant sunsets, the most
dust was that which occurred in
March, 1901, reports the London
Telegraph. In Italy the rain fell so
thickly charged with red sand that
the peasants took it for blood and
became panic-stricken. For three
days the dust cloud travelled north
ward over central Europe, substan-
tial traces falling as far north as
the Danish islands, and instances in
which it reached parts Of England
and Scotland had been recorded. A
large quantity of similar dust fell
about January 81 last in Cornwall
over an area of 1000 square miles,
and the conclusion seemed to be that
about his time the atmosphere over
the extreme west of Europe con-
sisted of air which. had come from
the African deserts, carrying with it
quantity of fine dust, of which n
mere vestige-some 100000 tons or
so-had been caught in its fan and
carried to the shores of the channel.
There seemed to be little doubt that
the farmers of the west of England
had this spring plowed many tons
of the sand of the Sahara into their
furrnxyc
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1902-11-08
RyecfriH Hath

The electric, bath is one of the new
est things, although it isn't bath at
all. A thick robe is entwined with
wires, and this is donned. Then cur
rent Of electricity is switched on, and
the wearer of the electrical robe soon
finds his body getting warmer, until
in little while he perspires as freely
as IL he were in Turkish bath.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1902-11-08

this procedure is political, not scien-
tifc. Whether the Paraguay plant,
botanically known as Eupatorium re-
bandiarum. will eventually prove
disappointment time alone can tell.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1902-11-08
Your Grandmother's Remedies.

Your GrandmOther's Remedies.
Try cranberries for malaria.
A sun bath for rheumatism.
Clam broth for weak stomach.
Gargling lager beer for cure OF
sore throat.
Eat fresh radisbes aud yellow
turnips for gravel.
Swallow saliva when troubled
with sour stomach.
Eat onions and horse radish to re-
lieve dropsical swellings.
Buttermilk for the removal Of
freckles, tan and butternut stains.
Tie Group tippet when child is
likely to be troubled with the Group.
Hot flannel over the seat OF neur-
algic pain, and renew frequently.
Take cod liver oil in tomato cat
sup If you want to make it palatable.
Hard cider-a wineglassful three
times day-for ague and rheuma-
tlSm.
Take nap in the afternoon If you
are going to be out late in the even
ing.
Breathe the fumes of tprpentine
or carbolic acid, TO relieve wh9oping
cough.
A cloth wrung out from cold water
nut about the neck at night, for
sore throat.
An extra pair Of stockings out
side of your shoes, when travelling
in Geld weather.
Walk with your hands behind you
e. Qu find yoursseeiI becoming bent
forward.
Tie 3 silk handkerchief over the
lace when obliged to go against q
piercing wind.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1902-11-08

Enough coal was produced in the
United States last year to give three
and half tons to every one of the
76,000,o00 men, women and children
In the country.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1902-11-08
Great Ten Drinkers.

Australians hold the worlds record
as tea drinkers, consuming IN pounds
head yearly. New Zealanders drink
w pounds. :. 49,
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1902-11-08
Poor Report.

L'ANsE, Mich, Nov. 4, 1902.
Hon. Board of Supervisors Of Bdraga
County:
Gentlemen: The following is
correct list of the poor orders drawn
by me for the month of October,
1902:
Oct. l.
Harriet Head, partially insane. ........s 90
Benjamin George and family, old age, -. 90
Mrs. Tracy Tyosh and children destitute. . 90
Nancy Marksman and family, sickness
and old age. :. .........-.. ............. o %
Mrs Rebecca Marksman and children,
ueStitute w
Mrs. Frank Plover and children, destitute, 3 o.
Mrs. Nancy Bedelle, old age .....,...... 3 o.
Mrs Ka Ka Kea and children, destitute. 3 90
Tommy Nooden (orphan boy), destitute. %
Mrs. Nancy Piquette, sickness and
OLD age ....,......,,.....'... .4'.''.'.'''.' w
Total for October month 1902 .... SSs 90
no. MoKERN AN, Supt. Of Poor.
The Savannah morning news., 1902-03-13

PAINTS. OILS, vARNIsHEs, WALL
PAPER.
Get our prices on the best goods for
your building.
The Savannah morning news., 1902-03-13
Mrs. Wilcox is Now in Per-
feet Health Through No
Other Agency than
Paine's Celery
Compound
Earnest and Candid Statements
Made by a California Lady.

The absolute need of an honest and
genuine invigorator and health-giver in
the spring season is deeply impressed
on the mind Of every thinking and in
telligent man and woman. ~
The happy cure of Mrs. ]. E. Wilcox.
of Winters. Cal, through the. use of
Paine's Celery Compound. created
widespread establishment and joy
amongst her friends and neighbors who
were exceedingly anxious regarding her
condition.
The best medical treatment failed
even to give Mrs. Wilcox a few days OF
relief from her sufferings of mind and
body. At last, Paine's Celery Com
pound saved her from a terrible end
and planted her feet firmly on the rock
of health.
Read Mrs. Wilcoxs letter of testi-
mony, dear reader. and if you remain
obdurate and unbelieving after such an
earnest and convincing confession Of
cure, nothing but a direct act of Provi-
dence can snatch you from the dangers
and perils of your position. Mrs. Will
cox says:
Il feel it my duty to tell you what
Paine's Celery Compound did for me-
Some years ago my head troubled me
so that it seemed / should go crazy. 1t
was caused by overstudy. / asked the
advice of two doctors, who gave me
medicine to no effect, and | did not
know what / would do. / did not want
to see anyone, everything seemed so
strange. / had a tired tagging feeling,
my bowels were out of order, my kid
neys troubled me, and l felt badly, but
before l had taken half of one bottle
of Paine's Celery Compound I felt like
a new person. Four bottles cured me,
and would recommend il to all who
feel the way l did. l can't praise it
half enough, for I know it saved my
life and kept me from Imprisonment in
an insane asylum, which is as bad as
DEATH"
The Savannah morning news., 1902-03-13
Splendid Outlook for Oranges
strawberries to be Grown Under
Sheds.

Splendid Outlook for Oranges.
Strawberries TO be Grown Under
sheds.
Gambler, Fla, March 12.-The present
outlook for a good fruit crop in this
part of the state is excellent. The or
ange trees have passed through the
winter in good shape, and are setting
on heavy bloom. There will be a good
crop of peaches also, as the danger pc
riod for them has now passed. There
will be large crop of oranges to mar
ket next winter, and confidence in this,
Florida's chief industry, is fast return
ing. Mr.. George G. Richie is prepar-
ing the land to plant out an orchard of
thirty acres of choice varieties of early
peaches.
1t is proposed to grow strawberries
here next winter under sheds. so as to
market them in midwinter. People are
willing to pay fancy prices for them,
and by shedding they can be matured
two months earlier than this.
The Methodist people of this place
have secured the services for this year
of Rev. S. G, Currier of Tarpon
Springs, who occupied the pulpit for
the first time last Sunday The church
has been without pastor for some
time.
The winter visitors are with us this
winter in larger numbers than ever be-
fore, and still they come.
The handsome residence of Rev. S. c.
Faris is rapidly nearing completion,
and Will be an ornament to the town.
The Savannah morning news., 1902-03-13
THE PRESIDENT OF HARVARD.
DIR. Eliot to BE the Guest of DIR.
Whfte-Other Matters of Interest
at the University.

DIR. Eliot to BE the Guest of DIR.
Whfte-other Matters of Interest
at the University.
Athens, Ga, March 12.-Dr. Charles
w. Eliot of Harvard University. will
be the distinguished guest of DR.. H.
c. White. of the University of Geor-
gia next month. DR.. Eliot will arrive
in Athens, April 8. and will remain
here two days. He will be accompan-
led by Mrs. Eliot on his trip South.
While in Athens, DIR. Eliot will ad-
dress the University boys at the
Chapel and they are looking forward
to that address with no little interest.
The intercollegiate debate next
month at Chapel Hill, n. c., between
the representative of the University
Of Georgia and the University
Of North Carolina will be one of the
most interesting yet held. The ques-
ton to be debated will be "Is Central
ization of Power Injurious TO Our Gov
ernment?' The negative of the prop
csition win be championed by the
Georgia boys, Messrs. j. d. Mozart
nsy and Wilson NJ. Hardy.
The baseball season on the campus
is about to open. Billie Reynolds, who
coached the Varsity football team
last fall, is here with the basballists.
Capt. Dickinson believes a strong
team can be secured, but the pitchers
win have to greatly improve If Geor-
gia is to have a winning team.
The State Normal School is now fn-
lshing the work of cataloguing the
library at that institution which now
contains over 5000 volumes.
The Savannah morning news., 1902-03-13
AT REMLER,s.

ANDREW HANLEY COMPANY.
The Savannah morning news., 1902-03-13
SPECIAL NOTICES.
sUWANEE SPRING

AT Camden, N. j., they were discuss
ing the death of Hon. William J.
Sewetl, United States Senator from
New Jersey when DR.. Taylor, the
family physician, in speaking of the
senator's death this afternoon, said:
He would have probably lived many
years with diabetes if he had not gone
abroad, but Carlsbad had always
helped him before, and it was there
that he went for relief again 1t was
there that he contracted the pneu-
monia trouble, and this, with the dia-
betes he already had, resulted in a
complication that medical skill proved
unable to cope with
Thereupon DR.. w. H. Morse, the
American director of the Bureau OF
Materia' Medica, said:
That meets my argument for Su-
vance Springs. / published a good
word for them five years ago. and !
continue to maintain that in every
way the water is the equal of Carlsbad
OF any other. The Springs are easy OF
access, and the psychic Influences OF
change OF scenery and climate are
wonderful. There are no chill winds to
cause pneumonia, and no malaria My
advice is to send all patients with kid
ney troubles to Suwanee Springs, and
let Carlsbad take care of itself. Springs
equal in every way to the most aristo-
cratic in Europe. need our apprecia-
ton, and they are getting it,"
WILLARD H. MORSE, NJ. D., F. S. S.,
ETC,
CONSULTING CHEMIST,
WESTFIELD, N. ].
All you can drink for cents at Liv-
ingSton's