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The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-10-19

Almost everybody has suggested
some fuel as substitute for coal re-
Gently. Nobody seems to have thought,
however, of taking few dozen copies
Of the Congressional Record, thor
oughly saturating them with oil and
using them to cook a dinner with.
They are fine. 1t doesn't matter either
Wllt Their they have been previously
used to cook somebody's goose with.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-10-19

South Carolina hasn't shown any
anxiety over coal. Senator Ben Till
man can make 1t hot for the Palmet-
needed.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-10-19

North Dakota is constantly chang
ing. There will be lot of new faces
in the legislature and the state peni-
tertiary at Bismarck this winter.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-10-19

It begins to look as if Mont Pelee
had concluded to lead decent life the
rest Of the way.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-10-19

Those fishermen who have good
strong nets report that the fish are
biting we'll this fall.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-10-19

Problem in economics-Launderin g
shirts, cents; new shirts, 80 cents;
wash or buy?
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-10-19

Cheer UP, girls! It is only 438 days
to the next leap year.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-10-19

Andrew Carnegie is for books, but
against the bookmakers.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-10-19

How terrible and how. pitiful. is the
fall of some Americans. Capt. Adrian
Constantine Arson, once the proudest
hero of the baseball field, has gone to
making political speeches.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-10-19
MangIed in a
Merqenihaier

Good morningl Don't fail to draw
your breath. You ought not to miss
any Of this fine October ozone.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-10-19

With the Illinois Central In st. Paul
one ought to be able to see Chicago
with a strong telescope.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-10-19

So many of our farmers are going
into the Saskatchewan valley that
We'll have to stay up some dark night
and annex it,
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-10-19

Eugene V. Debs ate cucumbers and
dropped out Of sight; John Mitchell
didn't and Is at the head Of the great
est labor Organization in the world.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-10-19

Those New Workers who nominated
Adam for congress must have wanted
SON ething antique.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-10-19

Novelist Winston Churchill is ap-
preaching a crisis. He is about to be
elected to the legislature Of New
Hampshire.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-10-19

Gov. Stone, Of Pennsylvania, got ev-
erything except glory out Of the big
strike.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-10-19

The only animal which the Bible
calls patient is an ass, and that's both
good doctrine and good natural his
tory
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-10-19

CareIessness Is sometimes carried to
fatal limits. For instance, the man
who went to sleep on a handcar on the
main track Of the Great Northern.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-10-19

You can catch a minnow with a
worm and a lass will take your min
now. A good fat bass will tempt an
otter, and then you've got something
worth SHINING.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-10-19

If anybody can get near enough to
the sultan of Bacolod he should tell
him the story of the bull who assaulted
the locomotive.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-10-19

Business is a good deal like a mig
gers wool-it doesn't look very deep,
but there is a heap of kinks and curves
in it.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-10-19

Our four-year- old says the rarest
sight this October is anthracite. He'll
probably outgrow it.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-10-19

It's not what man does during
working hours, but after them that
breaks down his health
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-10-19

Education will broaden a narrow
mind, but there is no known cure for
a big head.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-10-19

If you know the language of the
Bible and Shakespeare you will have
no trouble to make yourself under
stood.-St. Paul News.
Come now, honest Injun, don't you
also have to know a little George AIDE
and Chimmie Fadden after p. M?
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-10-19

When a fellow brags that he has
pull, he's liar or his employers a
fool.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-10-19

And there will be boodlers in ST.
Louis the year of the fair. Look close
ly and you will discover quite number
of them driving hacks.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-10-19

King Edward has had appendicitis
and has 100000 worth of chinaware,
and stfff he isn't happy
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-10-19

One lie breeds enough distrust to
choke out the prettiest crop of con-
fidence that a fellow ever cultivated.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-10-19

When fellow makes the same mis-
take twice he's got to throw up both
hands and own up to carelessness or
CuSSsdneSS.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-10-19

You can buy some fellows with a
cheap cigar and some with a cheap
compliment, and there is no objection
to giving man what he likes.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-10-19

The ruling passion Is strong in death.
A check forger died the other day with
pen in his hand.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-10-19

Rome did not have a divorce case
until sci years after it was founded.
What a lot Of blind people there must
have been in Rome in those days.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-10-19

The easiest way in the world to
make enemies is to hire friends.
10 marry fer money or to marry
without money is a crime.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1902-07-29
BANDA ROSA MUSIC.
What the Famous Red Band
Will Play In Topeka.

WILLOW Grove" THE Ride OF the
Vaikyries." the sextette from "Floro-
DORA" Annie Laurie" William Tell"
Carmen" "Trovatore." Turkish Pa
troll Ramona" and other music dear
alike to the one who knows and the one
who merely likes melody will resound
through the Auditorium Saturday. Sor-
rentinO has taken the pick of his pro-
grammes for the short stay of his IA
nous Banda Rosa in Topeka. They
are the same, with the substitution of a
hight number or two for heavier ones.
with which he opened his Denver season
the nights of July 1 and 2
With months engagement ahead of
him in Denver the great Italian band
leader naturally was anxious to put his
best foot foremost Everything depend
first concerts. The same programmes
are to be given in the Auditorium. The
list of music for the afternoon:
L March-'-Willow Grove. .Sorrentino
2 Overture-+Wiliiam Telr' -. Rossini
Solo flute, Sig. Cioffi: solo oboe, Sig. Di
Nardi
8. Turkish PATROL .- Michaelis
4. Grand selection from "Andrae.....
Chenier ...-.... Giordani
6. "Celebrita" Polka . Strauss
T. Grand selection from Carmen .Bizet
Introduction, Intermezzo, Habanero,
Song, Prelude and Finals Act ".
Solos by Sigs. Di Nardi, Bottega.
Lodate and Rarilotti.
8. March-"A Frangesa" Costa
A perusa1 will show this to be an ideal
programme for summer afternoon in
the big Auditorium filed with electric
fans. From inspiring WILLOW Grove"
TO Costa's march "A Frangesa," which
the Red band made SO popular here last
fall that 1t found place on innumerable
dance programmes last winter, it is
brimful of melody With such a pro-
gramme as this Sorrentino might well
be called 1.-The assassin of sorrow"
At night probably the big feature Is
THE Ride of the valkyries," the dra-
matte Wagner number in which the Red
band carries the audience in thrilling
transit But there is Willow Grove"
Second Hungarian Rhapsody" "F'1oro-
dora" sextette, Annie Laurie" as a
harp solo, and others bidding for first
place in public estimation In truth it
is hard to pick the favorite. SO strong
is every number. The full programme
1. Mareh-"Willow Grove" Sorrentino
2 OvertuFe-"Mignon" ...... Thomas
g. Ave Maria" .-...------ Bach-Gounod
Solo Trumpet. Sig. Bottega; Oboe. Sig
D. Nardi; Harp Sig. Fanelli.
4. Second Hungarian Rhapsody List
PART II
5. Annie Laurie" solo harp, Sig Fanell
g. Ride of the Valkyries" .....- Wagner
I. (a) Ideal Dance" -. Sorrentine
cd Sextette from F1orOuOra stuart
s. Grand duet from III Troyatore," Verdi
Solo Trumpet, Sig. Bottega: Trombone
Sig. Lodate.
SCREENINGS Kansas City Spirit" an6
others of the best in the bands extern
sive repertoire may confidently be ex'
pected encoreS.
That there will be a big demand fol
seats before the concerts Saturday i:
| indicated by the lively way tickets fol
! both the matinee and the evening per
| Torrance are selling at Stansdeld':
drug store
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1902-07-29
MILEAGE TICKETS.
From Seven to Ten Million Miles .
Month by Patrons of N. 2. Central

Mileage tickets are used very generally
by persons who travel at all regularly
in the state OF New York The liberal
conditions under which these tickets
have been issued induce almost every
family to purchase a mileage ticket, so
that very often person will make q
trip on a slight excuse. having in the
house the means OF travelling without
at the time paying out any money.
It is estimated that there are used OF
New York Central mileage books alone
from seven to ten million miles per
month Notwithstanding that the
courts have decided that the act of the
legislature of New York obliging rail
roads to issue mileage tickets is uncon-
stitutional, the New York Central still
continues to sell them under the same
liberal conditions as before Perhaps
this is one Of the reasons for the steady
increase in the passenger traffic of the
New York Central and its leased lines
People appreciate low rates for travel
and liberal arrangements under which
the low rates can be secured. They dis
like red tape and want to avoid it as
much as they can The direct, straight
forward two-cent per mile mileage
ticket suits them exactly. and practic-
ally everybody on the Central has one
From the Buffalo Commercial
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1902-07-29
REQUIEM MASS.
Service Said for the Repose of John
w. Mackay's Soul.

London, July 29.-Many American and
English friends of the family were pres
ent today at a requiem mass said at
st. Mary's Roman Catholic church
Cadogan square. for the repose of the
soul of John w Mackay. The members
of the family present were Clarence
Mackay, the Princess Colonna with her
young son. and the daughter and two
sons of the Countess Telfner- Mrs
Mackay, who is still Frustrated, re-
N aimed at home with her mother, Mrs.
Hungerford. The Countess Telfner is
quite Ill at the Walsinham hotel
Mr.. Mackay's body was taken last
evening to Nottinghill convent, where
it will remain until taken to America
in September or October, when Mrs
Mackay will accompany it.
TO-day's service was confined to the
celebration of the mass for the dead
The floral decorations of the chancei
consisted chiefly of large punches o.
lilies of the valley. The mass was
composed by Father Charles Clark of
London. and was sung by a choir Of 20.
Among those present were Joseph H.
Choate, United States ambassador to
Great Britain: Commander Richardson
Clover. naval attache at London. and
Mrs Clover; Bradley Martin. Mrs.
Parkinson Sharpe, Mrs Maitland Kef-
sey, Mr. and Mrs. George G. Ward.
Frederick Ward and Jefferson Levy OF
New York
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1902-07-29
MUST GO TO BELOIT.
Ethel Morgan Has No Home and
This II the Result

Ethel May Morgan viii be sent to the
girls Industrial school at Beloit- She
is a waif. LIS years old, who has been
playing Little Eva and similar parts
in travelling tent shows since she was
IL years old
Ethel Morgan stepped on Santa Re
train in Topeka six weeks ago pennl-
less and friendless- She wanted to go
to St Louis and was on her way there
from Parsons Her funds gave out. So
she stopped here to earn money. Officer
Mcintosh saw her at the depot and
learned her story. He took her to 70
lice Matron Thorpe. who found her a
place to work in a private family The
work was hard She had to care for
sick girl, do cooking and housework.
She gave up and went back to Mrs
Thorpe She expressed a wish to go to
the industrial school. and Probate Judge
Pagan Will send her She is bright
girl and knows more and can take care
of herself better than N any young wo-
men twice her years. and il is next To
an outrage to send her to this tnstitu-
ton
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1902-07-29

Mr.. Ward did not come down. as per
request, but the strenuous song of Mr.
Gayden was heard by others, who act
ed as witnesses in the case In court
last evening George was represented by
Attorney Joe Reed, but he had consider
able faith in his own ability as juriSt,
having attended many cases disguised
as defendant, SO he proceeded to assist
his attorney in the argument and cross
examinat ton OF witnesses. He was fire.
Quently requested by his counsel to de-
Sist, and the court reminded him that
he should not speak out in school. but
he kept on and finally made a score in
the shape of a fine for contempt of
court Then he gave his voice a rest
He was also found guilty of disturb bling
the peace and the two fines amounted
to $40. George has been in before, and
his word is known to be good, SO he
was turned loose to pay the fine when
he could. He gave the jailor an order
for the small amount coming TO hin.
from the construction company, and
last evening al $3.50 returned to the Jail
with request that his money be turned
over to his wife and himself incarcerat-
ed. 1t is one of the few times that a
man who wanted to get in Jail was not
accommodated by the ever obhging
jailor. for George has made his promise
to pay the fine. they know he will do it.
and they need the money
About O'Clock last night ex-Police-
night Waterman at the asylum tele-
phoned the police that he had been en-
gagged in an exchange of compliments
with an unknown party while making
his rounds The unknown seemed to be
after Hutton's scalp. but he was poor
shot and failed to get him with 10 shots.
Hutton became annoyed with the I'M
known's reckless waste of ANN unition.
SO he unlocked a large shooter, a
relic OF his days on the force. and
emptied it in the direction whence came
the attack His shooting was also of a
poor grade, and a search failed to show
UP corpse When Hutton was on the
force under Stahl he incurred the en-
nifty of several jointists by his manner
OF cleaning out their dives, and 1t is
possible that the wild shooting was
done by a member of the Strong
Moisture Clan. If such is the case they
should practice shooting a few years
before making a second try. Perhaps
after all it was only one of the noise
less automobiles passing instead OF
some one shooting.
The jointists. T. L Libby. Porter Pat
terson and A Heck. contributed $3.50 to
the city yesterday.
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tors in the dark as to what steps they de-
eide to take This is the first time the
miners of the three districts have Joined
to make uniform demands ard present
Joint contracts The members OF the
tionaI committee are nearly all present and
taking an active part in the convention.
which will be in session at least week
and perhaps longer The contracts now
in effect in all three of the districts viii
expire about September l. and in none
of the conventions of these districts have
ress toward a settlement II is expected
before they close their labors that the in
terstate convention will support joint
conference committee and make joint de-
mands The miners viii not discuss the
outcome of the convention. but all agree
thai it is a most important convention
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1902-07-29
His Carpet Was Torn Up.

London, July ga militar court of in
quiry, called to investigate the scandal
caused by the alleged persecution of Sec
ond Lieut. Gregson, OF the Second Life
Guards, has held secret session at Wind
sor Lieut. Gregson and two officers tes-
titled. The evidence showed that Lieut.
Gregson's carpet had been torn up his
kit damaged and his uniform ruined Much
interest has been excited by the episode,
which already has been the subject of
parliamentary questions. It Is said at the
barracks that two lieutenants probably
viii be cashiered as result Of the esca-
pade.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1902-07-29

Little Allen Sells is no longer with the
Sells & Sterne consolidated. one-rtnE
hippodrome and menaeerie- He is now
with his fathers circus doing his act
twice a day in the big tent as the small
est clown on earth
Allen Sells was offered a position by
William Sells. his father He considered
it carefully and then decided to give
up his interests in the Sells Sterne
circus and go to his father. He is a
clown in the sawdust ring at the salary
of 81 per week He is nearly years
old and his clown act is said to be
nearly as good as the efforts OF the
famous Billy Rice years ago He VIII
be with the show until fall
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1902-07-29

Chicago. July 2s-Judge Dunno today
issued a writ of habeas corpus for
Charles W. Spalding, formerly treasurer
of the University of Illinois and presi-
dent of the defunet Globe Savings bank,
now serving term in the state prison
at Joliet for embezzlement- Jaifer
ing and attorneys left here today for
Joliet to bring the former banker within
the jurisdiction OF the court In order
that Judge Dunno may pass upon the
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SOCIETY.
T@

Mrs. Walter Smith viii entertain
twenty-four of her Topeka young wo-
men friends at her home in RoSEville
wednesday to meet her cousin. Miss
Alma Sherman of Fresno. California.
who is her guest The party which viii
Pacific passenger and return at s
o'clock that night will include Mrs.
Frank Scott Davis, Mrs. Albert Patten.
MIS- David Norton, Mrs Dorr Norton,
Mrs j. c. Mohler. Miss Smith. Miss
Helen Smith. Miss Jeanette Lord, Miss
Hazel Fassler. Miss Eleanor Smith. Miss
Mary Thompson. Miss Helen Thompson,
Miss Vera Low. Miss Villa Rodgers.
Miss IVAN Davis. Miss Grace Weiss,
Miss Helen Wilson. Miss Katherine
Clough. Miss Lee Redeem Miss Harriet
Jones. Miss Mabel Knowles, Miss Lou
hurst and Miss Sue Sharitt.
Miss Ida Macferran entertained in
formally at thfmbles this afternoon at
her home, lois Fillmore street in compli-
ment to Mrs. Louis Violin of Indianapolis,
Indiana, and Miss Emma Silver OF
Shanghai. China.
Miss Jessie Myers will give very small
all night party tonight for Miss Kate
Holloway of Kansas City and has asked
limited number OF men for the even
ing.
]. D. NJ. Hamilton, jr., will give a
trolley party Friday night for his guest,
Harrington Pollard Of Fort Madison.
Iowa
Miss Pearl Herrberg's plans for an at
ternoon party Thursday have been given
up She will entertain instead Thurs
day night of next week at masquerade
party.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1902-07-29
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. Frsins

Make quicker time than any other line
from St Louis to New York Rapid
transit is only one of the great Injuries
offered TO travellers by this comfortable
and convenient route Special informa-
ton may be had by addressing A b
Richie. travelling passenger agent,
Kansas City, Mo.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1902-07-29

tously OF going fishing. Only three
prisoners ate a jail breakfast this morn
ing, and they are all TRUSTEES. hence Mr..
Boyd has no pupils in his steingarten.
The officers might take time to look into
few joints which would certainly not
find.
George Gayden furnished the only
case in court last evening. Gayden is.
or was, a laborer on the new Vinewood
proposition Until last Friday he was
engaged in the noble pursuit of the steel
rail, but he decided that he was doing
two mems work. and quit. Saturday
evening Gayden went to see Superin-
an office near Ninth street on Kansas
avenue 1t is said that he wanted his
money. for which he IS not to be blamed.
but unfortunately he did not have an
order from his foreman, SO a cOntro-
verSy took place. Mr.. Ward says Gay
den then started trouble; George says
he did not. but in either case it is Ger
tain that Mr.. Ward drove him out of
the office Gayden says he called him
a blanketyb lanked-and blanketed mig
ger and made strange signs with his
hands, which George interpreted as d
desire to remove a shooting iron from
down stairs Then George stood on the
sidewalk and sang little ditty. which,
translated into Congo, would sound
something like this: You szibjklfska-
bfski- brr-rB zfiumskiboola-come
outenyo's hopan 1 llmashyo blan kety bfim
blamfacep' (ThiS conversation is con-
verified into a foreign tongue. because
it was SO warm in United States that it
would scorch paper while being printed)
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1902-07-29
THEY WILL TRY 1T.
New Tax Law to be Invoked on Ches-
uev Y1atA

The county commissioners viii bring the
first suit under the new law for the pay
menf OF taxes on property
There are taxes unpaid on the brick
fafs on Jackson street between Thirteenth
and Fourteenth streets since 1891 to the
amount of s2.71s.oe- The fats are owned
By g. K Howard, of Kansas City. The
commissioners will bring suit for the pay
ment of the taxes due and demand that
the building be sold The fats were built
By E. E. Chesney at a cost of $1,000
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1902-07-29
Cholera Infantum.

This has long been regarded as one Of
the most dangerous and fatal diseases to
which infants are subject. It can be cured.
however. when properly treated. All that
is necessary is to give Chamberfain's Collie,
Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy and castor
oil. as directed with each bottle. and a
cure il certain For sale by all druggists
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1902-07-29
Burne-Jones Denies It

New York, July 2s-The reported sale
of The Vampire is denied by Sir
Philip Burne-Jones- 1t was said that
w. K Vanderbilt had purchased the
painting
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1902-07-29
Valuable Time Saved

elfght injuries often disable q man and
blood poison develops. sometimes result IN
the loss of a hand or limb Chamberlain's
Pain Balm IL an antfseptic Eminent When
applied to cuts, bruises and burns it causes
them to heal quickly and without matura-
tion and prevents any danger OF blood
poison. For sale by ali drugxistz
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1902-07-29

legality of his sentence The plea made
in behalf of Spalding is that the law
under which he was convicted WAS spe-
cfal legislation and therefore uncon-
stitutiOnaL
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1902-07-29
Pittsburr Miners Wages

Piftsburg Kan. July 9--The first In
terstate joint scale convention ever held in
the west IS in session here The conFen-
ton is being held behind closed doors and
it is the dissemination to keep the opera
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1902-07-29
POLICE JOTTINGS.
Officers Now Find Little to
Amuse Them.
A Few Joints Which Might Give
Them Occupation.
GAYDEN'S MERRY GAME
GAYDEN'S MERRY GAME
Cost Him $40 Because He Tried
to Help His Attorney.
Ex-Policeman Hutton Has Pts
toll Duel With Unknown.

USINESS in po-
lice circles is so
slow that the
force is liable
to be laid out
w i t b ennui,
whatever that
is. The detec-
tives loaf around
the station and
wish something
would occur to
slaughter the
monotony, and
the patrolmeu
are thinking SER