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The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1902-08-13
HOW TO FIND OUT

FIJI bottle or common glass with your
water and let it stand twenty-four hours;
a sediment or Settling indicates an I'M
healthy condition of the kidneys; if it
stains the linen it is evidence of kidney
trouble; too frequent desire to pass it, or
pain in the back is also convincing proof
that the kidneys and bladder are out Of
order.
WHAT TO DO.
There is comfort in the knowledge so
often expressed that DR.. Kilmer's Swamp
Root, the great kidney and bladder rem
edy fulfills every wish in curing rheu-
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bladder and every part of the urinary
passage. 1t corrects inability to hold
water and scalding pain in passing 1t, OF
Dad effects following use Of LIQUOR. wine
or beer and overcomes that unpleasant
necessity Of being compelled to go often
during the day, and to get up many
times during the night The mild and
the extraordinary effect Of Swamp-Root
is Soon realized. It stands the highest
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you should have the best. Sold by drug
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You may have a sample bottle of
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h&mton, n 7. When writing mention
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wichita Daily Eagle. Don't make any
mistake. but remember the name, Swamp
Root DR.. Kilmer's Swamp-Roo and the
address, Binghamton. n. Y, on every
bottle.
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CATTLE SALES.
local Grain and Produce MarKet

Wheat-Old hard, 5s1aa59c: new 4aSc I'M
der test; soft No .. 56lac
Corp--55 cents.
Cats-New No. =. sc; No 5, 2oc.
Hay-Alfalfa No. l. $3.50; No.2. 500 /:
prairie Goose) No. /. $500; No. .. 45O
baled No. l. $3.50; No, ,. $500
Flour (wholesale)-Be patent. $40; in
carload lots Sl6o.
Eggs-l5c. subject to Gambling
Packing, Ike; country, 160lSc.
Poultry-Hens, Sc, spring broilers. ~
TO 2ls pounds. i0c; turkey hens. Sc: toms.
&c; geese. fun feather. &c; ducks. fun
feather. &C
H!des-G. s. and round. 7ssc: side
brand hides IS pounds and up. 7Ikc. side
brand hides under IS pounds 5ikc; G. s
bull hides. CSC: glue stock, and bad grub
by 5s<c; green hides. &C; No. ! horse.
s2.25, No. horse. SIPS; pony hides. 75c to
H.@; dry flint butcher. is pounds and up
lSc' dry mint fallen. Is pounds and up lie:
all light hides under 10 pounds. Sc: all
light saited hides lee. all culls. &c. No
tallow. 5'=c' No.2 tallow. &c; sheep peits.
25a75c
Green fruit-Apples per bu.. 40a5oc:
grapes. per basket 25G39c: tomatoes. Der
basket. 3eafoc; peaches. basket. 75casL0o:
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3zc;cash No. mixed. 521zc: No. white
57G57lzc: No. 8 white, 55i1Q5s1zc.
Oats-No. white. Csc.
Rye-No. 3 45646c
Hay-Choice timothy, ss.5oalooo; choice
prairie. 500.
Butter-Creamery. 1sc; fancy dairy, I7c.
EggSFresh, 14lzc-
Receipts of wheat, 412 cars.
ST. Louis.
st. Louis, August I2-Wheat-Higher.
No. ? red, cash elevator, 6sizc: track. 6is.
q6sc: September. SIC; December, s5tc;
No. hard. ss66sc.
Corn-Higher. No. ?. cash. 54lsc, track,
551zq5sc; September. 47lsc; December.
Oats-Higher No. 2, cash. &c, track. q
q2S1zc; September. 25c; December. 2l.c;
No. white, SIC, old.
Rye-zsc.
New York.
New York. August 12.-Butter-Receipts
10. 42S packag es. Market firm. State dairy
17a2Oc; state creamery. 171zG20Izc; imita-
ton June creamery. 151zq173zc; factory.
1H2G161kc.
Cheese-Receipts. 12.s1 packages. Mar
ket quiet Fancy large. white and colored.
sg9sic; fancy small. white and coIored.
s1zc
Egg-Receipts. 12.Oss packages. Market
quiet State and Pennsylvania, 2oiz@21c;
western candled. 1sQ20c; western uncan-
died, 15G1Sc.
sugar-Raw. firm. Fair refining, 27sc;
Sc test, 1S-32c; molasses su-
gar. 27sc. Refined, stead. Crushed, 5.15c;
powdered. 4.75c; graduated, 465c.
Coffee-Quiet and steady. No. Rio.
SIC.
Enthusiastically and unchanged.
Poultry-Alive firm. Chickens. 131zd14c:
lie; fowls. 131zc- Dressed. firm.
Chickens. 14Q1fzc; fowls, BIC; turkeys.
L3c.
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HOG SALES


The receipts of cattle were not very
large yesterday, but they showed some
Improvement over the two previous eiavs.
one thing that has been against the
market here for the past month is that
people could not realize how low common
cattle are. They looked at the quotations
for export steers in Kansas City and
Chicago and came to the conclusion that
all beef cattle ought to bring a good price
but some of the buyers have found out
that common grass cattle are not bring
Ing big money on any market The mar
ket here for good stOckers and feeders
seemed 10 be about steady, but the com
mon cattle sold a sahde lower. There
IS beginning TO be more inquiry for feed
ers and stockers and some of the dealers
claim to hive information which leads
them to think that there will be enough
demand here from now on to make
good market for this class of stock
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OK Markets
CTHER

Co.
chicago. B 2-Cattle-Receipts
$500. including yvs Iexans, 1000 westerns.
Slow: western and Texans 10c lower.
Coed to prime steers, nominal. at 5000
$50; poor to medium, $455Q7.50; stockers
/ and feeders, S250G5.50; COWS, 81 50G5 rs;
heifers, S2.50G650; Gamers, Sl50G2. 80:
+ bulls, $2.25q550; calves, $3.00d7. so; Texas
+ fed steers, $3.00d5.G0; western steers, IS. 90
/ d6,50.
Hogs Receipts-Today, 100; tomorrow,
25e00; left over, $50 Ten cents lower
Mixed and butchers. $6.59G7 %: good to
choice heavy. SL0eu 7.30; rough heavy
S6.43G6-90; light. S6.5Od720; bulk of sales,
$6.60G6.95.
sheep-Receipts. 100. Sheep steady;
lambs steady. Good to choice wethers.
S3.50Q425; fair to choice mixed. s2.5oG
375: western sheep. s250d425; native
lambs, S.50Ge.35: western lambs s6.S5.
Official yesterday-Re ceipts-Cattle. 90
4o5; hogs, 25,247; sheep. 1927. Shipments
Cattle, 1893; hogs, 6.795; sheep, 1,S23.
Kansas City.
Kansas City August 12-Cattle-Re-
ceipts. l2,400 natives, 1900 Texans calves
$50 texans, 1850 natives Corn fed and
grassers steady to 25c lower. Stockers
and feeders steady to 1T5c lower. Choice
export and dressed beef steers. S5.G0d
SIS; fair TO good S5.0GI7.7O; stockers and
feeders. So 30a5.50; western fed steers. $500
G601; Texas and Indian steers, s.. 606l4 80:
Texas COWS. S2.o06300; native COWS S135
oslo: native heifers, S3.25G5.0o; Gamers.
S1.5Ua245 bulls. S2.65G450; calves, 5000
5.T5.
Hogs-Receipts. $500 Market 1OaSc
lower; dull. Top S715; bulk Of sales. $3.50
ares heavy. s700a7l5; mixed packers
ss70G6-95; light S6.75G7o0; workers.. $500
100; pigs. S65Oa6.65.
Sheep-Receipts. 1000 Market steady
to strong. Native lambs. s.. 4c9i5.75; west |
ern lambs, 50 50d5.10; native wethers. So. so /
GA50; western wethers. SS.OoqL00; fed !
ewes. 2.10d400; Texas clipped yearlings, /
s.. 4eqs.05; Texas clipped sheep. SS.OoG3.So; |
stockers and feeders. S24oqS.oo.
ST. Louis.
St Louis. August 2-CattIe-Receipts. /
100, including 5000 Texans Market /
steady. Beef steers. S4.eoQ77o; stockers
and feeders. $350q49o; cows and heifers.
= 2sG 4e5; Texas steers. S2.70a5.45: cows
and heifers. S2.75d3.70.
Hogs-Receipts. 1.50Q Market l5G25c
lower. Piss and lights s6.e907.05; pack
srs S695d7lo butchers, S1000740.
Sheep-Receipts. 800. Market steady. |
Natives. S3.45a+25; lambs. s42oa56o; Tex
ans, S. ooG3.75.
ST. Joseph.
St Joseph. No August ie-Cattle-Re-
'eipts. 1854. Best steady 70 strong: others
edi5c lower. Natives S45oGS 50: cows
md heifers N.500615; veals. <2.oof76. Is:
'uls and stays s2-5o66.e5: stockers and
eeders. S3.oeF5.75
Hogs-Receipts. $50. Twenty to &c
over Light and light mixed. S665s77oo:
Medium and heavy. S6.7e77.l5. pigs. 1915
ls.75; bulk. s6.%G7.01.
- eep-Receipts, 2.SS5 Active. steady. /
,op Idaho lambs. So.
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DRY GOODS MARKET.

New York August 12-Dry Goods-Spot
business was shown some Improvement.
but mail orders moderate. In all lines
CT cotton prices are unchanged. There IS
no business Of any moment doing for
export silk fabrics are very firm for
both niece Goods and rihhons.
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COTTON MARKET.

New York. August 12.-The cotton mar
ket opened quiet and firm. with prices
unchanged 90 ; points higher. and closed
steady al net advance Of 10 s points
on all months except August. which was
neglected and one point lower.
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BASE BALL.
National League Games.
BOSTON II: PTTTSRTBG

bOS1ON H. PIITSBURG O.
Boston August 12.-Pittsburg was stut
OUT oy boston In a one-sided game today
Doheny's errors. with timely HITTING
gave the home team seven runs in ~
fourth inning, and two errors. a mass
ana hit sent In three more tallies IN
the seventh. Attendance 2.5c0. score:
Ri E
Boston --....-..-....1 0 03O'-l1 : 2
Plttsburg .-.-..---.-0 0 o 600 90 ;
Batteries-Pittinger and Moran; Doheny
and Smith
ST. LOUIS Il: PHILADELPHIA
Philadelphia, August I2.-St. Louis de-
feated Philadelphia today in a ten-in-
ming game which was chiefly remarka BILE
for the heavy hitting Of the visitors.
Herkes was hit in the head by liner
from Duggleby's bat and was compelled
to retire. Attendance 2.Is3. Score:
St Louis ..........O231OOO0ss-i21 10 !
Philadelphia ......3 0IO1e2O0-si 2
Batteries-Yerkes. Currie. O'Nefu and
Ryan; Duggieby. Frazer. Douglass and
Doom.
BROOKLYN 5; CHICAGO L
Brooklyn. August 12--The first game
OF the chicago Brooklyn series resulted
in win for Brooklyn by a score OF 2 10
4 -Four errors and two hits enabled the
FlsitorS 10 score three runs 81 the fifth
inning Up 10 that time Kitson had held
them 20 one hit Attendance 900 Score.
Ri r
Chicago .............0 00sfe00-4 81
Brooklyn ...-......0220 ssrf
Observation-Disclosures and King: Kltson
and Farrell.
NEW YORK ,. CINCINNATI ?
New York. August New York beat
Cincinnati today by 3 to 2. scoring TIE
run IN the ninth inning. I.au-
aers' two-bagger, al attempted gacriace
oy Smith and safe hit over second base
by Cronin won the game for the home
.eam. Attendance 2.sp0 Score
Cincinnati -.--... . o OF 11009z
New York $500 o1eg00i-s sol
Bat;eries-Pooie and Bergen. Cronin and (
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Cash quotations were as follows:
FiouT-Stesdy-
No. spring wheat ~: No. g. lie: No.
: red. esislsec
No. corn. &c; No. yellow. 5saH%c.
No. oats. Sc5sse; No white. aaHl.c.
No. re. 50lsc.
Fair TO choice mailing barley. 57Fssc.
No. faxseed $40: No. I Northwest
ern. S45.
Prime timothy seed. HZ5f4 So
Ness pork per barrel Sl6s5GIs.S5. lard
per lol lbs. Sc s2-sfsio-45 short ribs sides
0cosel. ss.7o6s 81: dry ssltcd shoulders
(5oxed). sGs'sc; short clear sides looxed).
ui4FlISc-
whiskey. basis OF high wines. sl-a.
Clover. contract grade. S5a
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The price q domestic slrss = sn;hrs-
cite ooel vas advanced To 8 Ton. an
Increase OF q above the prize Ok Yssse--
day. The sizes affected are steve. egg.
aat ard hrokea coal
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watermelons, per dozen. s1.5Oa3eo; cantal-
oupes per dozen. 20a75c.
Observation-Disclosures per bu.. 2Saa2c;
sweet potatoes. 101kc per lbs cabbage
300 l5c per 100 lbs; wax beans. 4e05Oc per
basket; egg plant, So. Coo per dozen; on
ions. per bn. 75cHS1 %
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New YORK Money Mako.

New York. August Close. Money
on can steady. gas per cent. prime mar
camille 9sDer, 4s.F5 per cent Sterling
exchange easier. at sfS77s for demand and
= 81 q ~ Tor sixty days; posted rates
1854 - commercial bills. !isza,E
50.
Bar silver. 527sc Mexican dollars. Gi.c.
Government bonds stead. state bonds
Inactive railroad bonds Irregular
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Kansas CITY.

Kansas City. August 4JVhest-Sep-
teuber. s-l.c. December. -. gee. cash
No. hard. ssGss5c. No 3 hard. slsss
sc; No. red. SIC; No. rsd. S1fc
a-SepSemeer, sc; December. SksS
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Fire DESTROYED the plan; OF the Armour
Packing company at Memphis. Loss is
sils.coa
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NEW YORK ,. CINCINNATT ?
arerIcan Leaaue oan..

CLEVELAND 6. BALTIMORE
Cleveland. o.. August f2-CIeveiana de-
fested baltimore easily to-day. making ten
victories out q the last twelve garnes
Moore pitched strong game and was
firmly supported. Pitcher Bernhard re-
Joined Cleveland today Attendance 2 So
Cleveland --.--.-.---l . 1o1e1s s-sIz
baltimore ---.-----..e 0 eza l651-s Z
Batteries-Mo0re and Benais. Butter ard
Robinson
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RECEIPTS - SHIPNENTS

On the produce exchange tcday. the but
ter market vas steady. Creamery. ia
isssc- dairy. 1sTisi-c-
-ggs- i'm Fresh, Ike
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Western League Genes
MILWAUKEE, Z; OMAHA ?
Milwaukee, August fz-The zfnwaukea
team defeatec the leaders ~ hsagy hit-
ting today Attencance -. Score
RI =
Milwaukee .-......-z sfsfa1 SIS g.
Omaha ----..------.a es1I ssf-z G.
Batteries ~ Pb9rEon ard L1cla. Grz-
ham. Goactng and Pears
DIS MONIES :; PEORIA 1
PeoTia. Angus. Iz-Des M0I-es zn-
from Feqrla today s. an arfrtersstir.x
game. before q very stir crozd Ire
visitors punched BITS ia TIE fourrh ard
ffth inliuEs- Arte1tzzSe - s~o~@.
RHE
Feo-.a ----..-..-------1 s9f8aa-4 80
Des Nol1es .--.....1ees f1e6s--
Batiersss-shafstsil an vikon. Fee-ez
ard Loheek
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GRAIN AND PRODUCE MARKETS

Chicago.
hicago. Aug l2.-1he leading futures
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Gro BE coyrryuED,l
just what He Needed

Irate Country Gentleman (white
with anger at being disturbed)-You
book canvaSsers make me so angry
with your COMPOUNDED nerve and i'm
pudence that l cannot find words 10
express my Indignation
Canvasser dumping with enthu-
siasm)-Then, sir, am a great help to
you. l have here the very thing you
need-a dictionary of the English
language, containing all the words
and slang phrases known, and only
two dollars. Take it, and you will
never be at loss to express yourself
again.-Tit- Bits.
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/, the windows, after which he helped
.lhimself TO a portion Of the brandy on
the center table
After that. with distinct elaboration.
he opened again the door which com
municated with the room where Pen
dleton's body had been discovered
He approached II and for a moment
. stood silently regarding the grewsome
aspect. Twice be sighed deeply Once
he bent forward and intently examined
the hilt of the weapon that had taken
the life of his friend. but he did not
touch the body or the chair in which
IL rested. Once he looked toward the
door-he had left ajar-but not with the
startled glance OF one who expects to
discover somebody peering in upon
the scene; il was more as If he were
measuring the distance and relieving
by calculation some mathematical
doubt that still possessed him.
There was a safe in one corner of the
room, one of those little iron safes
that lock with n key. The key was
in the lock. and from II dangled others
attached by a ring-a ring that he had
often seen in the possession of his
friend.
He threw the door Of the safe open
without hesitation. and with an air of
familiarity that is indescribable Sc
lected certain bundles Of documents
which he deposited on the floor beside
him Then he removed the key from
the lock, selected another from the ring
that was suspended to II and with that
one opened an inner drawer of the
safe. From that, also, he removed the
papers, but those he placed In his
pocket. Then he relocked the drawer,
replaced the larger key In the safe
lock, closed the door again, arranging
it as nearly as possible as he had
found it and deposited the papers he
had distracted from the safe In va
, rious pockets about his clothing.
/ Then he sighed while be looked again
intently upon the body in the corner.
| For moment after that he remain
ed apparently In deep thought, with
bowed head and tight lips, and then
he went out OF the room and sought
= the one habituany occupied by James
There he selected a handkerchief,
which bore the name of the old valet.
end returned with il to the room of
! the tragedy.
Ten minutes later he quietly left the
! house, and as quickly as he could
! traverse the distance he. re-entered the
club where he had parted with Pendle-
ton less than five hours before. He
| went at once to the desk
HAS Mr.. Pendleton returnedT' he
asked, and on being informed that he
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Ject E0CS sticking out.
poets me. He is tired and is doubtless
sleeping. think he would prefer to be
told that am here"
They went to the door together,
James In the lead. He raped gently
upon the panel, turned the knob. push
ed the door open gently and stepped
aside to allow Wyndham to pass him.
Pendleton was sitting In the depths
OF large easy chair that he affected
In far corner Of the room. and wynd-
ham, believing that he had fallen
asleep Internationally, started for
ward TO awaken him. while James re-
manned In the doorway. But he had
taken only two or three steps when he
paused abruptly.
Pendleton's head had fallen forward
on his breast In the very center OF his
shirt front just below the point where
a single diamond cleaned was an Oh
1ect sticking out. Underneath that was
splash Of red, leading downward IN
I'll 1t was lost from sight behind the
buttoned wsistcoat, and Pendleton-
Burr Pendleton-before he had been
permitted an opportunity to take his
friend Wyndham into his confidence.
was dead.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1902-04-12

Fred-I think Charley must be los
ing his mind. saw him deliberately
break several good cigars and then
replace them in his vest pocket.
Tom-0h, he is merely trying to
make his girl jealous. She will SEQ
those broken cigars and think he has
been hugging some other girl.-Chi-
cago Daily News.
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Objection Was Unanimou..

$50 you did not marry Miss Money
bags, after all2"
mo, her family all objected"
"But if the girl liked you"
do not misunderstood me; sha
was as much opposed to 1t as any OF
them. Tit Bits.
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An Opinion on Art.

Don't you think that modern actors
are more repressed in their methods
than the old timers were?" asked the
friend.
Yes" answered Mr.. Stormington
Barnes, scenery has become SO elab-
crate and expensive that we have To
carry ourselves with more caution In
order not to damage t."-washington
Star.
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An InfnIIIble Remedx.

Simkins-Tm troubled with In
somnia TO such an extent that L can't
sleep "A wink at night.
Timkins-That's easily remedied.
Go to bed early and make up your
mind that you have to catchc a mid
night train, then resolve to stay
awake.-Chicago Daily News.
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To one About 10 sten on

The Daddy-Let me give you bft
of advice, my dear. To n man the
heart OF the woman he loves is lika
an oil country.
The Daughter-How can that be,
pa?
The Daddy-The interest is intense
only so long as there is prospect OF
new discoveries.-Life.
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A Ru.ine.. Head

Old Bullion ION his deathbed)
my property is willed TO you, but Pm
afraid my children by my first wife
vii make a contest, and then the
lawyers will get it.
Young Wife-Don't worry, my love;
j can easily fix that. I'll marry one OF
the lawyers.-N. Y Weekly.
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Keeping Up Appearance.

"Why do you insist so earnestly that
your salary ought TO he raised. You
don't need the money"
That's true" answered SenatoF
Sorghum. "But you don't imagine rm
going 70 be so careless as to let my
earnest and f~ESal constituents think
don't need it, do you Washington
Star.
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you or not"
by no MEANS" replied Wyndham. 81
will wait What time did he returnY"
Half past 3. sir"
Half past 81 Then he must have
come directly here from the clubT'
81 think SO, SIR
Wyndham glanced at his watch. 1t
was nearly 8 O'Clock. He waited until
the hands pointed at exactly that hour.
Then he said to James:
81 think. James. / will ask you to an
nounce me now. Mr.. Pendleton ex-
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something he win be sorry for"
NO., was the melancholy answer
i don't think SO. Anybody who
didn't know better than TO say what
he did in the first place isn't likely
TO know when it's tine TO be Sorry
Washington Star.
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,TmouId Re PonuInr.

"Ammelor intends to form q
trust"
much money In it?''
''NOne at all. Nothing excep4
philanthropy"
"Yes. He proposes to buy up an
the spring poems and burn them
Brooklyn Life.
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Nightly Accents.

"Some people are never satisfied
remarked the stage carpenter.
What nov2" asked the scens
shifter.
'Why, just heard Little Eva say
she was tired OF going to paradise"
Chicago Daily News.
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The Refor, Courtenu.

"Your nose is red" declared the
captious husband, because you dress
too tight"
"And your nose is red" responded
the fond wife, because you get too
tight. American.
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Now It's Different.

Molly-she sighted me many year,
An / said: ''Since you're wanting an
other,
I'll be stepfather to you, my dear"
An l whirled roun an married her
mother!
Atlanta Constitution
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Community OF Interes,..

"Biffiey and his son and the Widow
Binglewood and her daughter are go
ing to form community of interests
How SOP"
"Biffiey marries the widow and his
son marries the r."-Cleveland
Plain Dealer.
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The Original PhIIosop6er

''The surest method of protecting
ones self from disillusioDment," said
the Original Philosopher, sis SO to
live that we are not disappointments
TO our better selves. Angeles
Herald.
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she Was Not Economical.

Benham-Do you remember thas
before we were married you said you
could never be a poor mans wifeP
Mrs. Benham-Wen, wasn't, waz
/?
Benham-No, but you will be soon
If you keep on at the rate you are
going now.-Judge.
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From thc', also, DC remoUed tie papers.
had not he added: you may destroy
the message left for him. expected
that he would be here a half hour ago.
When he comes in, say that am in the
cafe" And as he turned to go to the
cafe the outer door opened. and the
very man with whom Pendleton had
left the club entered
But Wyndham did not turn his head.
He went calmly on bis way to the cafe.
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A Wish.

"Alack," the aeronaut exclaimed,
Success my hopes would crown
II this same airship would go up
AS fast as it comes down"
Washington Star.
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Preferred ANGLE.

Brown-How did Prof. Square como
to marry such an angular woman?
Miss Knowit All-Why, he is pro
fessor Of geometry and he works out
all his problems on her-Chicago
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or all the things I'd rather be
Than what am--now declare
/ really think-just let me SEQ;
All! yes. I'd rather be
A little multi-millionairei
Baltimore News RsF
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Dick Slowboy (who has just been
accepted)-Did I surprise you, dar-
ling?
Wanda Long-I should say so.
gave up the idea ten months ago Of
your ever having nerve enough to
propose.-Detroit Free Press.