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The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1902-07-25

W HE most notable OF the mid-sum-
mer weddings took place last
evening, when Miss Bertha
Nathalie Koenig, daughter Of Mr.. and
Mrs. Theodore Koenig. was married to
DR.. Samuel Faust Nabers. the ceremony
being performed at the South Highland
Presbyterian church. The Rev J. J. Gfier
officiated, and there was a large and
fashionable assemblage. Palms were used
in decorating the ehancel.
Dr. Percy Nixon was best man and
the ushers were Mr.. Theodore Koenig.
Jr., Mr.. FELTON, Wimberly. Mr.. Jesse
Yates and Mr.. Hardeman Meade
Miss Emma Kcenig, Miss Emma Leedy,
Miss Bertha Lewis and Miss Rosa Mum
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DR.. o. T. DOzIER.
physician. Surgeon and Expert spe.
etatisf

Treats successful
ly all Nervous,
Blood. Skin. Rec
tai. v e n g r Q a /
Genito Urinary
a n d Chronic Dis
eases, F e m a / e
Complaints a n d
Delicate Disorders
of Men and Wom-
en-. Nearly all ope-
rations of surgical
character d o n e
WITHOUT PAIN
to the patient.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1902-07-25

Three beautiful lots near 18th avenue,
north. at a bargain. See these at once.
Three business lots Second avenue.
between 22d and 23d, north. These are
cheap. See price at office
S55O0-2112 4th avenue. north; Groom cot
tage; servants house on alley; lot 55x
300 FRONT FEET ON Sycamore street
near Highlands; $50 foot; beautiful
lots
$4750--Lot 50xl90; 8-room house in fine re-
pair Avenue G, between goth and 21st
streets; rents for $40 per month A bar
gain
BEAUTIFUL LOTS on Arlington avenue:
$50 per foot.
cent; unsurpassed facilities.
400x3OO feet. between 10th and 18th
streets South, fronting on Avenue B;
SIS front foot.
s265o-Lot. 5Ox1so. between 18th and 10th
streets, Avenue e; rents for s37.
s5500-6-room cottage. lot 65x240. 21st.
South Highlands.
s50Oo-Lot 50x15c; 7-room house; corner
18th street 10th avenue. south; beauty.
S3500-Lot 50x200; S-room house; all mod
ern; 30th street. Highland avenue.
Brick store for sale; I'd avenue. See
price at office.
Five nice new homes at West End near
car ne; small CASH payment haiar ce by
month Price from $lf00 to $4,000 each.
$950O-One brick store End ave-, north.
s20,0OO-Brick store. LIST ave.. between
goth ami 21st street.
s500O-Lot 50x240, S-room house all mod
ern, good spring house in fine condition.
One-t third cash, balance l. and years.
Between 18th and 10th streets, South
| Highlands.
s2sOo-Lot 75x1s21a, houses on prop
| erty, rent for 1872 per month between 9th
and 10th streets. North railroad from.
| age, Morris avenue
MALONE REAL EST. & ms. co.
| Both phone 613. 2017 LIST Ave
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The weak and tired organs of the body
ARE built up by Hoods Sarsaparilla. the
ereat blood tonic.
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FOR SALE.

WANTED-Buyers for good harness and
saddle Tennessee horses. Several mules
just arrived at Flies stable. 7-24-3t
FOR SALE-Complete household furni-
ture for sale at sacrifice. leaving city
on account of health. Also house for
rent, 2001 Fifth ave.
FOR sALE-15 million red building brick
immediate delivery. Georgia. Carolina
Brick Co. August, Ca 7-25-7t
FOR SALE-Car1oad fine horses, first
class saddle and harness stock, good
combination horses, just received at
Flies Stable. 7-24-3t
$500 to $200.00-Good horses, sound Ten
nessee stock Just arrived. Call at
Fies' stable, 4th ave. 7-24-3t
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Jeffries Fitzsimmons big
fight Friday night in detail
al the Auditorium. Admis-
sipn Csc and SOC.
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PERSONAL.
sTRAYEp Or STOLEN.

STRAYED OR SToLEN-A bargain Of
10 per cent off on shoes bought of D. B.
Luster. al 10Th street. for Is days.
7-9-tf
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tor bargains in furniture
goto Herzfeld's.
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Thy Stones Ping Pong
Punth.
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FOR RENT-Two nice rooms, furnished
or unfurnished; electric light and bath.
Apply 200 Sth avenue, north 7-2S-5t
NICE ROOM for one or two gentlemen,
furnished or upfurnished. 615 North 23d.
7-23-3t
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eoARpERa WANTED.

WANTBD-Couple to board in private
family, front room. 1912 9Th ave- N.
7-25-2t
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WANTED-Hverybod who wears shoes
to save 10 per cent by huying their
shoes of D. B. Luster, 217 18th street.
for 10 days. 7-s-tf
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WANTED-A few boarders, ladies or
gents, at 2224 Seventh avenue. Prices
reasonable 7-19-7t
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BARGAINS FOR SALE.

s25oO-5-room house. 18th street. near Sth
avenue.
s4Cc0-7-room 2-story house. 5th avenue.
between I'D and 24th streets; big bar
gain.
$50O0-50x1s0. improved. 9th avenue, be-
tween 18th and 18th streets.
SS5OO-25x14O. I'd avenue, between ed and
Esd streets.
s375O-5ox1s0. improved, 7th avenue, near
9th street
at woods street, Woodlawn; large lot.
s200O-lO-room house on Underwood hill:
large lot; fine location; easy terms.
8. {. THOMPSON.
Telephone No "a 223 21st st.
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FOR SAIE

FUR SALE
s1325-7-room house. East Lake, on corner
lot, 100x165.
sS000-Lovely Avenue G cottage home.
s4500-Elegant Seventh avenue cottage
home.
5000 Each-Three South Highland homes.
Liberal terms.
s500O-1oOx19O, houses, renting for Sos
$5250-5O feet, Second avenue, between 23d
md oath.
$40 Per Foot-Choice corner lot. waverly
Place.
$31 .5O0-Second avenue store. Leased octo-
Der $3.50.
FOR RENT
s35 Month-South Highland home
$35 Month--619 North ed street
r. MCCONNELL G. CO.,
Bell phone 49, 220 21st st.
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ROOMS FOR RENT.

! ROOM TO RENT-Front room, nicely
furnished, with hot and cold bath.
Price moderate. Call at 2212 4th ave-
nue.. 7-15-tf
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FOR SALE.
we offer nne piece of business prop
erty 18th street between LIST and I'd ave-
nues. Information at Office.
BROWN BROS. 4 CO.,
Phone 918. 305 N. goth St
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FOR RENT.
s1e-Cottage Elinor Station. East Lake
car line.
10000 N. 21st street, Whelan residence.
$45-S14 18th street, south.
$45-1620-12th avenue, south.
$35-Near Glen Iris Park gate.
FOR SALE
$3750-South Highland residence.
$4250-F1fth avenue residence, close In.
$4500-Seventh avenue residence.
$5500-South Highland residence.
$6500-South Highland, Goth street
Call to see u.s. we have many bargains
In both residence and business locations
MESSER-MOORE ms. & REAL
ESTATE CO.,
Phone S19. 224 NJ 21st street.
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WANTED.

WANTED : Customers ror snow cases
and iron safes: all prices Alabama
Grocery Co. lift
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REAL ESTATE.
FOR SALE.

FOR SALE.
s25.OOO-5O-foot corner in same block Hill
man Hotel.
s1boO-7-room house on northside; s2x12o;
u cash.
$500 Each-Three Groom houses; all new;
northside.
s135O-5-rocm house on 50x140. renting
$3.50
s5S00-5Sx10O, on northside, close in.
$65c0-Bight 4-room houses; rents for 800
month
80 00O-h block on Belt Line, close In,
near Frisco and Seaboard terminals.
$600-5-room house on Eessemer car line.
l have residences in Woodlawn, Avon
dale, East Lake Elyton, West End and
Cleveland from 5000 to $4,000. Some beauti-
full homes; good terms.
B. M. PERROW,
hone-People's 743. 1881 I'd Ave
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1902-03-20

Birthday parties come high in some
localities. 4 Baltimore woman TEN.
poEarily il New York gave her hus-
band surprise party at Delmonico's
or his birthday. Il took the form Of a
dinner, TO which IL married couples ga I
down. The COS. was $3.50 plate. The
greater portion Of the cost was for
muGic AID Towers. The dinner itself
was one Of the mos. elaborate ere,
sersed in New York.
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Agroup OF rough young fellows were
standing on . corner. joking loudly
s.ec... ana and with rough
talk, and neithes
changing their lao
gusge nor lowering their voices for
passing pedestrians. One young man
as rough as any of his companions and
quite the equal of the worst in pro-
family, was in the midst of a sentence,
every second word Of which seemed
an oath, when a woman, making her
way across the street and hurrying TO
escape the passing teams, gained the
corner and landed almost in the midst
OF the group. She stood o moment,
Mortified and bewildered. face to face
with the young man. "Oh, please
don't!" was all she said to him, but
she looked him for a moment squarely
in the face. 1t was not wholly O bad
face. 1t turned crimson under her
look, and the sentence stopped uniin-
ished. She was gone in moment A
brief silence fell on the crowd, followed
by a laugh at the expense Of the young
man whom she had addressed. But,
says the Youths Companion, he did
not join in the laugh, and after time
withdrew, manifestly uncomfortable
because of the incident. 1t was not
long before he swore again, but when
he did it the memory of that mild re-
buke, "Please don't!" also came to
mind. He seemed to hear it every time
he spoke coarsely or profanely. Be
fore he would have admitted it he was
making an effort to purify his speech,
and when his companions noticed it
and rallied him on turning parson" he
began to avoid them and to seek bet
ter society. But in due time his old
companions themselves began to re-
spect the change which they saw in
him and to notice that he was doing
better in every way. He found steady
employment and became more careful
in his dress. The change in him was
too genuine to be sneered at, and those
who in the beginning had laughed be-
gan to envy and admire him and to seek
his friendship anew. 1t is rare trans
gressor who cannot be touched by some
"angel of his better nature" The
timely word of a friend, or even stran-
ger, is often more efficient than a SER
mon.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1902-03-20

1t was stated By 4 Philadelphia pa
per that upward OF half q million
linen pocket haudkerchiefs Q day were
sold in Philadelphia during the holi.
day trade. For the large department
stores 5000 day each was said by
the managers TO be the average. Less
than two per cent. Of this output was
manufactured il this country. They
were made Tor the most part in ireland
and Switzerland, while proportion OF
the finer quality for women came from
France.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1902-03-20

The ST. Paul Pioneer-Press wants
that city to follow the example Of Chi
cago in establishing a municipal lodg-
ing house, in which, for a small sum of
money. a bath, fumigated night linen,
clean beds and wholesome food can be
obtained, under city regulations. Or
dinary cheap lodging houses are not
always clean, and are often moral
pestholes: The St. Paul paper believes
that "the only remedy is the opening
of lodging houses under public or
quasi-publc management, where men
and women as welI-who have little
TO snas--rTuppines' N7iin wholesome
the citysa- nSsgrisbing : mor.
-
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The five=cent packet is enough for an Ordin=
ary occasion. The family bottle, Sixty cents,
contains a supply for yaer.


A young couple had been married
by Quaker, and after the ceremony
he remarked to the husband:
Friend, thou art at the end of thy
troubles
A few weeks after the man came
to the good minister boiling over with
rage, having found his wife to be a
regular vixen, and said:
II thought you told me was at the
end of my troubles?"
go ] did, friend, but / did not say
vs. end" replied the Quaker.-Chi'
cago Journal.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1902-03-20

The very first thing you u
to drop at once and foreves
that the editor b your natur.
that he cares only for the
famous authors; that he seldo,
to read your work; and that,
does happen to skim It over,
80 csrelessly that he miss,
cream.-February Ladies' H.
nal
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The gren' est dancer from colds
and II crippr is tnetcrcsuleing in
pneumonia, l. reasonable care i,
used. however, ald Cnamberlnins' s
Cough Romcdy taken, ali danger
viii be a,oidel. Among the tens OF
thousands who have usel this
remedy for these dis aos, we have
yet TO learn of asiugla case having re
sllltedinpleumia, which conclusive.
ly that il is q certain preventive OF
that dan gercus m,lldy 1t will cure
a cold ofan attack Of IL gripoa in
less time than any other treatment.
1t is plel7eut and safe to take. For
sale by AI.lll.burg Drug Go.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1902-03-20

The BEAUTIES Of the New York CUE
TON house regulations we're again i!luH-
trztsG tie cihe- day when L English
trselaaSoa, Who arrived with his Jew
eled Fega.-a, was charged ig.! duty OIL
Il, sad zEe1 !0- emitting u declare
that be had lii :sga.-4 with L..a. lie
had come 20 take pas; .a cg.eJ. -ilon
81 The o.ce- u tae Unite. G,at.a.
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His BeIIef,

Colonel" said the beautiful grass
widow, "do you believe in platonic
loyeT"
81 believe in it all right" he an.
Ewered, slpping out past the end OF
the piano, "but my belief has got me
into trouble 80 often that I'm not will
Ing 20 stake much on i,."-Chicago Rec.
CTo-Hsra.c.
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A Cold ReiOinder

'Dere amt much sympathy in dis
world, an dat's a fack," said Meander
ing Mike. II took dat policeman into
me confidence. told him dat I had
had all de troubles extant; dat was
jes' collection of SORROWS"
"What did he do?"
"He looked me over an den said It
was about time fur him to take up q
Observation-Disclosures Star.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1902-03-20

NoI wiiluever wish to takeanother
dose Of pills if YOU once try Chamber
lain's Stomach ~ Liver Z. blets.
They are easier to take anl more
pleasant in effect. They cleanselhe
stomach and regulate tie liver ana
bowels, For sale by the Middle.
bur.h Drug Store.
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A Misunderstanding,

Hicks--I thought you said there
could be no Misunderstanding as to
Brownies ycrncity.
Wicks-Wcli, there can't. lie Is an
pnmihgatea l!sr.--eomery!llc Journal.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1902-03-20
RI p A n S

The simplest remedy for indigestion, constipation,
biliousness and the many ailments arising from disor
dered stomach liver or bowels Rlpans Tabules They
have accomplished wonders and their timely aid removes
the necessity of calling physician for the many little
ills that beset the mankind They go straight to the seat
of the trouble relieve the Distress cleanse and the
affected parts, and give the system general tonng up
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1902-03-20
They Come High. Rut-

Mrs. Makeshift-Well, I've found on [
how TO make up my new dressa last.
Mr.. M.-Then why don't you get the
stuff?
Mrs. Mo money left. It took all l
had to buy fashion magazines.-N. Y.
Weekly.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1902-03-20
A Fluent Tnlker,

Hewitt-Does your wife speak more
than one language?
Jewett-She speaks several.
Hewitt-Does she speak them flu.
emily?
Jewett-She speaks any language
fluently that she speaks at all.--Town
Topics.
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"No, il wasn't . marriage for love. 1,
was simply out Of convenience, and
they're tired Of it already"
How Go you know?"
u asked her where they spent thei,
honeymoon, and she said they hadn't
had any honeymoon--it was all glu.
cose."-Chicago Tribune.
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He Wns n Thinker Also.

Mrs. Enpeck (who is ilD-I know
that / have been rather cross and ar.
bitrary at times, Henry, but / meant
well; and IL had IL to do over again
l think I'd marry you just the same.
Enpeck-That's it, my dear. You
only think you would.-Chicago Daily
News.
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wise Old Man.

Professor-Does your father q
his farm on scientific principles
RuratStudent-Not on your III
old man runs it to make money
cago Daily News.
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Amateur TheatrIenis

ITewitt--IIow Is your baby?
Jewett-Pretty lively; he gives us a
regular show every night.
Hewitt suppose you play the part
OF walking gcnt."-BrooLlyn Life.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1902-03-20

Pure whisEey direct from Distiilery Is VIII q
YOU get when you buy from Hayner Distiliin z
70, OF Dayton Onto Tley arc Offering fou r
full quarts FOR 50 20, express pr paid See thei r
offer which appears elsewhere in this issue.
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The Censor.

The man who goes ahead and tries
To do his level best.
Has little time to oriticise
The failures of the rest.
To idle all the day,
Who when things are not all Alright
VIII have the most to say.
Washington Star.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1902-03-20

Miss Portleyh (aside)-It's very
queer! Here I've been talking about
wanting to learn how to skate for two
hours, and not one Of these men has
offered to teach ma!--Ch:cago Daily
News.
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Rest Renson I'm the yyorId

Clerical-looking Gentleman Ito small
boy)-Why is that bell tolling, young
man?
Small Boy-Because somebody's pull.
ing the ropc.-N. Y. Timeh
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1902-03-20

IS yet, remarks fAe Pl-a-e,9a.4
leG&ey. Maroon. sSs4e Is laaeLaagsr
~f belaS ee.lgsc@ b. &4g Inventor y 10
WI s-as rs wireless politics,
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1902-03-20

Our fsadsis - lID have occasion to use wiiskey
incidentally or Othsr1ise, vii BE- interested IL.
the advertisements 10 This paper Of1bs Hsynsf
- silllibR CD.. which OnsFs pure Rye Nhlsksy
hsEen IsAfs Old. cirec' from their 1is,illsry At
~ 2. tei 2aligH. ssuSsss pepsid. This oaer IN
deserving u Consideration.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1902-03-20
Knew Him Well

Rowdybush-Do you know W
combe?
Rippetoe-Quite well. I hav
refused to lend him q ten.-Cl
Tribune.
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His Last Venture.

"What Is our old friend Hardup DO
Ing nowadays?"
"Oh, he's gone into real estate"
"That's the very last thing should
have supposed he'd do"
at was. He's dead."-N. Y. Times.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1902-03-20

81 see that the only female barber in
New Haven is said to have eloped with
a customer"
"He must have had an attractive
mug."-C.eycland Plain Dealer.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1902-03-20

Meadowb wbrook-Miss Gotrocks GEMS
TO think good deal Of you.
Hempstead-Yes; I am dead sure Of
winning her il 1 can only get her
father and mother down on me-
Brooklyn Eagle.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1902-03-20

"ls5 age .1cset ny treasure"
Ee.'iy saA 70 hsg;
Ere b.ssbec aEG SAID with y!easure:
Thea be- r,y treasurer
.-EL-.4Ra L@..l AEHM
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1902-03-20

Ever stop to think how much profit goes 10
the Wholesale and retail dealeas? Buy direct
from the maker and save these profits. Pure
goods, full measure and distillers prices are the
inducements offered by The Hayner Dstilling
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1902-03-20
An Opinion.

swell, the child's getting its ts
"Is it? What pity a child DO
get its teeth first and its voice ,
ward!"-Puck.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1902-03-20
A Comparative Superlati,

Mrs. Newlywed-Now that
yours, are you superlatively happ
Mr.. acknowledgement
atiyely sC.-Judge.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1902-03-20

Head of Family-Are you sure,
that we got all these things fN
grocery last month?
The Lady Help-Tm sure I &,
sor.-Indianapolis News.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1902-03-20
Confidence.

"Old man Skinfint has given the
church its heat for the winter"
"That's a strange thing for him to
do"
"Well, he probably feels sure Of get
ting 1t back."-Town Topics.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1902-03-20
The Dead Past.

The money that we owe does not
So worry Us, we know,
- does the lot We haven't got.
But which we't like to owe.
philadelphia Press.
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How lie Finally Proposed

"Why don't you speak for yourself?"
she asked, of the diflident suitor.
Because II want to speak for
you," he answered.-Chicago Post.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1902-03-20

Sovelist-My dear, before you go
out, do you remember which ia the un-
lucky month for marriage?
Novelists Wife (drearily)-I don't
know, but We were married in Novem.
5er!-St. Louis Globe Democrat.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1902-03-20

Church Did she talk you ioa stand.
si5il7
Goihan-ND; ] ran away as soon
~ she began ia!klag,-Yonkers States.
EI&E,
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Are You Sick2

Do you suffer from Kidney, Liver,
Bladder or Blood Disease or any uiin.
ery trouble, Dyspepsia, Rheumatism,
Constipation, or II a woman any OF
the sicknesses peculiar to your sexf II
30, send your address. TO DIR. David
Kennedy Corporation, Rondout, NY,
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