Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1902-07-26
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1tis, expected that Ellis Ganyard will
be present at the races.
Milsht as well make Wednesday a
eenelhl holiday.
l Poor old Fitz. Nevertheless, he was
good one In his day.
|. Not enough baby boys these days are
being narned Solon, Plato or Cicero
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Q. D Barber gave the money for
thatpicnic for the poor. Three cheers
for .. @.
: I'M concluding an advertisement for
, wife. Western bachelor requests
: that all correspondents send photos 80
he Gan see color.
Il 1h Canton live Mr.. VIM. Damn and
hisI family, and they are now mad at
on4 Of the local papers. II stated that
thd whole Damn family was under
qul ulrantine.
II is reported that an Akron tomb
stone cutter for want of space, con-
ttracted the motto, LET her rest in
peace" SO 1T stood. let her r. l. p."--
Kent Bulletin.
There's nothing makes the normally
constituted man madder than to have
himself accidentally overheard by a
THIRD party calling himself such names
oyer the telephone as "The Candy
a4d Baby 1
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John Jolly is the name Of farmer
living In Happy Hollow. near Pleas
Iapton Mo-, and some people will
doubtless try to pronounce the name
of this state as though 1t spelt
misery"
4 Il lis understood that Fred Work has
offered to enter the Corsair against
any horse on the grounds at Fountain
park next week 1t Is seid he will be
barred by the management which has
accepted an invitation 10 take dinner
AZ Lafferty's.
= Gfocers' picnic at Lake Brady. hard.
\ &aremen, lumber dealers and plumb
!. ers' excursion to Conneaut lake;
butchers excursion to Cedar Point;
Chevaliers' picnic at Silver lake; open.
ing of the races at Fountain park
8 Ioll next Wednesday. The weather
ot lman will take notice.
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A church worker tells story of n
mother who won silver cup at a
N cuchre party; on displaying the same
" to the family the next morning, her
- snn, q lad in his teens. confdentially
Ill told her that he had done better than
7 tthnt. by winning ten dollars at the
pool table the night before. She could
st not condemn the Ind. but 1t taught her
All n lesson not soon forgotten,
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I'll In the alley just east of the horse
y show nrenn are a couple of telephone
p poles, and nightly their arms are oc
cupied by Cheap Johns, who would
elt rather wear themselves out by climb
tf ing and risk their lives than spend
sl the price of admission. 1t liz also q
y peculiar fact that this prn ctice is in
III duged In by men more than boys. An(
v1 these men should feel themselves re
ch sponsible for the accident In whicl
r.. u young boys arm was broken.
men will Climb telephone poles to stea
glimpses mt n show, no wonder tn
boys climb onto coal shed roofs.
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eu They were three little maids fror
US school riding ont on suburban cal
on and as they swung their school bag
IN, they discussed the relative accomplish
ments of their respective parents
n' MY mamma has been abroad thre
ao times and can speak French just til
lal. some MS American" boasted one. fir
tping back her curls.
My mother can play everything o
90 jthe plano-Sousa y marches and all,
.s Eaid thc second
The third looked dreamily across tn
70 hclds II don't know that my mothe
VS. pan do anything" she said slowl,
re- but oh, she Is such an awfully goo
"A mother to me-"
Baltimore Sun.
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lan There are many remarkable thing
b the world, and herein Is discusslo
W tho question: (which Is the NOR
ter lPlnarlxable, fashion or human nature
its i Is IN the garbing of the huma
a.. .elGn divine that the peculiaritIes al
~ found which cnuse the question. Or
nat SPar a certain style Is the fashion, an
cen plhnkind, as well as womankind, is
war the race 20 be fashionably garbe,
AZ. Oddities In hats ties. shirts. trouser
ciats and shoes for the man, and ais
inc nIl thines pertaining TO woman's WEI
ade ale taken up and made popular, m
; a ~ or she who has the money, max,
~ All effort "a be right In line.
bedecked in the latest fashion. me
NV aIp women believe that II has at Ia
the cope into conformity with what
midst beautiful in human adornmer
ana last years styles are discard,
(, ana laughed nt and II man or w
Y, nun should wear hat that was 4
tensely fashionable a few wears /