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The Springfield herald., 1902-09-26
REFLECTIONS OF A BACHELOR.

Handsome is as the photographer
does.
By rounding out the years youth
gets nat.
Love thy neighbors as they love
themselves.
When n woman is pleasant to
everybody in the family it is sign
she has company visiting her.
The safest thing for a man to do
who is afraid of getting married is
to fall in love with several women.
The man who never has a word to
say about the excise tax will go wild
when he gets his water tax bill of
81.
A woman's instinct makes her as
sure that burglars have tried to get
in the house as if they had left their
cards.
You can tell an engaged girl by the
grown up clothes she is always max
ing and married one by those that
are not grown up.
You can never make a woman be-
lieve that the best way to play whist
is not to measure out the cards as
if she were making custard.
After woman has been engaged
two or three times she gets about as
excited over it as the man does over
going to business every morning.
New York Press.
The Springfield herald., 1902-09-26
DON'T GIVE UP,
aon't be discouraged by pas

2Gn't be discouraged by past ef-
q to find relief and cure from the
Iuyriads of ills that come from sick
kidneys. You may pass nights OF
eleepless tossing, annoyed by frequent
burination. Your back may ache like q
koothache or sudden twItches and
twinges of backache pain make life a
misery. Perhaps you have nervous
spells, are weak. tired-out. depressed.
There is cure for all of this and for
every trouble of the bladder and kid
|neys. Read this case and note 1t
|tells how well the cure was tested:
Charles Lindgren. sealer of freight
|cars on the l.. S. & M. S. R. r., La
Porte, Ind, says: Il have greater
faith in Doan's Kidney Pills to-day
than had in the fall of 1897 when l
began taking them and made pub
lie statement of the result. At that
time l had suffered with lameness
and soreness of the back, which was
SO excruciating that l could scarcely
turn In bed, and Doan's Kidney Pills
completely cured this trouble. am
always ready to endorse Doan's Kid
ney Pills personally to anyone requir-
ing kidney remedy. After lapse of
three years l make this statement.
which shows my undoubted faith in
the preparation"
A FREE TRIAL of this great kid
ney medicine, which cured Mr.. Lind
gren, will be mailed on application
to-any part of the United States.
4 .ess Milburn Co., Buffalo,
N. Y. For sale by all druggists, so
cents per box.
The Springfield herald., 1902-09-26

In n recent letter from Grant ave-
nue., Denver, Colo, this prominent lady
says:
"SOne years ago my husband
suffered from nervous prosfrafion
and advising with a friendly drug
gist he brought home a bottle of
Peruna. His health was restored
from Its use, his appetite was in
creased and resffuI sleep came to
him. Therefore heartily endorse
Peruna, as an honest remedy
worthy the good things which are
said of Ii. Ida L. Gregory.
Nervous prostration is SO frequently
associated with systemic catarrh that
some doctors do not distinguish between
the two. In systemic catarrh the dis
ease has pervaded the whole system and
there is n constant loss of vital fluids
from the mucous membranes.
Agrcat many people are doctoring for
nervous prostration who would be i'm
mediately cured by n course of Peruma
Peruna makes clean, healthy mucous
membranes. BY this preservation of the
The Springfield herald., 1902-09-26
WHAT WE NEED.

Food for reflection.
cushion for the seat of war.
sheet for the bed of a river
A ring for the finger of scorn.
A glove for the hand of fate.
A link for a chain of evidence.
button for the coat of paint.
Scales for the weight of years.
A hinge for the gait of horse.
A rung for the ladder of fame
A sleeve for the arm of the law
An opener TOR the jaws of death.
A lock for the trunk OF an elephant.
A feather for the wing of the wind.
A tombstone for the dead of night.
A shoe for the foot of a mountain.
A pump for the well of knowledge.
A hone to sharpen blade of grass.
A telescope TO watch the flight of
time.
A song that will reach an ear of
corn.
A blanket for the cradle of the
deep.
A razor to shave the face of the
earth.
A key to the lock of the door of
success.
A pair of glasses for the eyes OF
the law.
a thermometer to measure the heat
Of an argument
The Springfield herald., 1902-09-26
L.nd,e. Can Wear snoss

One size smaller after using Aliens Foot
Ease, powder. 1t makes tight or new
shoes easy. Cures swollen, , hot sweating,
aching feet, ingrowing nails, corns and
bunions. All druggists and shoe stores,
S5c. Trial package FREE by mail. Ad-
dress Allen S. Olmsted. Leroy, N. Y.
The Springfield herald., 1902-09-26

No chrome or cheap premiums, bu
better quality and one-third more o
Defiance Starch for the same price o
other starches.
The Springfield herald., 1902-09-26

Our policy said a great railroad
lawyer. "is millions for defense, but
not / cent for damages"
The Springfield herald., 1902-09-26

The man on the galows Is n fearful eN-
ample of the result of taking drop too
Yrllir
The Springfield herald., 1902-09-26

Where Snakes Are Scarce.
The Sandwich Islands are almost as
free from snakes as Ireland. There is
but one sort, and that very scarce.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1902-06-27

sent, not the sentiment of the people as
it is. but as little company ofinterested
politicians desire that it shall appear to
be, the element of personal qualification
must be somewhrt diminished, though
among outsiders who are expected to be
influenced, and who read the resolutions
without knowing the means used in their
passage the effect may be what was desir-
ed. Mr.. LaMoure is entitled to such sat
istaction as he can get out of the Penn
bina resolutions, and as he understands
the conditions there he knows how much
weight to give them.-Grand Forks
Herald.
And the Herald is also "entitled to
such satisfaction as 1t can get out of the
Pembina resolutions"
And the sixty or more delegates pres
ent, who received and endorsed the reso-
lutions with marked enthusiasm and ap-
plause, are also entitled to such saisfac-
ton as they can get out of the Herald,
which sneeringly calls them a 'little
company of interested politicians"
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1902-06-27
Wilkins-Naylor.

A VERY pretty June wedding took
place on Tuesday evening last at 1.-The
home OF the brides Mother, Mrs. las.
Naylor, when her youngest daughter,
Miss Mary Elma, was united in marriage
to Jas. A. Wilkins, Assistant Cashier OF
Merchants Bank of Pembina. The cere-
mony was performed by Rev. 7. L.
Stewart, B. A. B. d., cousin of the bride,
assisted by Rev. w. J. Ford, LII. B., at
the hour of 5 O'Clock. The bride.
artistica|ly attired in silk crepe de
chene dress with veil and carrying a
shower boqnet OF white roses, was led to
the altar by her brother, c. E. Naylor,
Miss Gertrude Naylor, niece of the bride,
playing,the wedding march. During the
ceremony. the bridal couple, unattended,
stood under arches of orange blossoms
and in front of bank of ferns anc
flowers. After receiving the congratula.
,tions of friends, the wedding party and
guests to the number of about fifty, sal
down to dinner daintilv served by six
girl friends of the bride. gfMany presents
and greetings were received from friends
in town and elsewhere in Ontario. North
Dakota, Maryland and Ohio. The
newly-married pair left the same evening
amid showers of rice, shoes, flowers and
we'll wishes for honeymoon trip west
They will return next week previous to
their Journey to their new home.in Penn
bina, N. D., where they will be "at home"
after July 10th. The Free Press ,fioins
with the BRIDES host of friends in extend.
ing best wishes for a happy married life
in her new western home.-Essex (Ont ;,
Free Press.
Mr.. and Mrs Wilkins will receive hearty
congratulations and warm welcome ir
social circles in this city. Mrs. Wilkins
was visitor here last summer, with her
sister Mrs. Aug. Short, and her return as
bride, and permanent resident will be
a pleasurable event to all her many
friends. Mr.. Wilkins has purchasedsand
fitted up the house formerly occupied by
Mr.. A. H. Oakes, and will have one OF
the prettiest little homes in the city, in
which we all hope he and his family .may
live long and prosper.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1902-06-27
The Herald quotes an indefinite D,

The Herald quotes an indefinite per-
son, who stated that Mr.. LaMoure had
vowed vengeance against every thing
and everybody in and about Grand
Forks, including the Herald and State
University. Well, Jud has no call to ex-
press any gratitude to the Herald, and
if the Herald has, by its continual alb
use of Jud, turned his hearty and sub
stantial support in the past of the u, the
state u, into opposition, it would be one
of the Herald's usual victories, and the
Herald will deserve the credit-trom the
people of Grand Forks and the state, and
its business, and that of the U. flourish
all the more for Jud's opposition. But in
that case, it would be better for the
board not to spend more money than
they have on hand, for Tud is critical and
reliable on finance. even if as dishonest
politically as the Herald AYERS.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1902-06-27

to punishment for notreporting all cases
OF small pox. And yet they go and scat.
ter the disease with the excuse that vac.
clnatlon is preventative when with the
definition now given, it is small pox.
oh Consistency thou art jewel" Per.
haps at some future time may present
the financial side Of vaccination to see
who gets the nickles and the dimes-the
preacher or the doctor.
Yours Respectfully,
FAIRPLAY.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1902-06-27

The sudden illness of King Edward, of
England, which necessitated a serious
operation on Tuesday, put stop to the
preparations for the coronation, which
was to have taken place yesterday. The
kings ailment is something like appendi-
citis, and at this writing, 48 hours after
the operation, he is getting along very
well, though the doctors are not by any
means certain OF his recovery. At the
best, the coronation will have to be post
poned sometime. 1t is needless to add
that the American people deeply sympa.
thise with His Majesty's subjects in their
and anxiety.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1902-06-27
Like a Drowning Man.

Give years ago disease the doctors
called dyspepsia took such hold of me
that could scarcely &c" writes Geo. S,
Marsh, well-know attorney of Nocona
Text took quantities of pepsin and
other medicines but nothing helped me
AS drowning man grabs at straw
grabbed at Kodol. felt an improvement,
at once and after few bottles am sound
and WE'LL" Kodol is the only preparation
which exactly reproduces the natural
digestive juices and consequently is the
only one which digests any good food and
cures any form Of stomach trouble.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1902-06-27
The Pioneer Express.
A CHANGE.

The Pink Paper has declared against
the prohibition law on the ground that it
is farce, etc. Editor Wilson however,
doesn't favor high license, but wants to
try the dispensatory system, such as they
have in South Carolina.
We have no argument to make with
the Pink Paper on the question. Once
upon time an old stalwart Democrat,
got up in Pembina county Democratic
convention, and in one of the best i'm
promptu speeches, commenting on the
fact that the convention had just declar-
ed for prohibition, said in substance that
a true Democrat and prohibitionist
were not possible in the same person,
While we are not willing to go that far,
we will admit that it is easier for cam.
ell to go through the eye of a needle
than for Democrat to stand for and
with his party and be prohibitiorist.
We, at this time, however, just note
that Editor Wilson don't favor high Ii
cense, and in that we agree with him,
and particularly at least, for the very
reason he gives for not favoring the pro.
hibition law. High license is farce.
AS revenue to the county or state it is
purely farce. As means of restriction
or regulation of the traffic it is equally a
farce.
If high license was carried out accord
ing to law, then its advocates might pos
sibly have some excuse for their argu-
ments, but every man knows that the So
called licensed saloons are unlicensed in
their actual workings. The fact is that
the blind pig, SO called in this state, runs
under actual restrictions contemplated by
license law. The blind pigger, through
fear of complaint, must keep quiet
place, must not sell to drunkards or min
ors, cannot keep place for social meet
ing, does not dare to send drunken men
on the street, and these are provisions in
all license laws.
It is true, that in some communities a
blind pig is tolerated, though not desired
by the majority of the people, as long as
the pigs business doesn't interfere di-
rectly with the community, but as soon
as it does there's trouble for the pigger,
and if the community doesn't interfere.
the pigs own customers, through lrows,
or rivals Of the pigs own kind. through
jealousy, bring him before the court. In
fact, the pig has more to fear from his
own genus than from the ultra prohibi-
tionists.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1902-06-27
Communicated.
.vaccination.a Humbug.
fContinued from last week. J

COntlnued from last week.
In speech at the London vaccination
conference in 1881, DR.. Ballard, public
vaccinator, said, 'If it were not for the
interference of such small pox epidemics
as that of 1871, the records of vaccination
would be perfectly satisfactory" DR..
Robinson retorted, CDR. B. reminds me
OF bankrupt who avowed he would be
perfectly solvent, if it were not for his
confounded losses. Aye, it is during a
money crisis that the solvency of bank
is tested, and it is likewise during a
small pox epidemic that the value-or
total lack Of it-of vaccination is tested.
If at this critical period it fails to protect,
it is thereby not only proved to be utterly
useless, but an unmitigated curse. In
the English Digest of Parliamentary re-
turn, No. 488. entitled Vaccination Nor
tality, we find the startling statement
that 25, 600 children are annually slaugh-
tered by diseases lnoculated into their
systems by vaccination, and far greater
number are injured and manned for life
by the same unwholesome rite. And
this is the gospel that some people OBJ
ject to accepting and are condemned by
a certain class for not accepting such a
fallacy. think that DR.. P. Lackman
proved its pallacy to perfection. He was
appointed vaccinator for the third dis
trict Of a city, and was given vaccine
virus by the board of health and ordered
to vaccnate all, and to work he went.
After fhe epidemic had subsidized, he re-
turned the virus which had been furnish
ed him, and proved he had used pure
cream instead. He also showed that his
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1902-06-27
For Sale.

One half section of good wheat land in
the Rock Lake district; 215 acres
under cultivation, 25 acres seeded to
bronze and timothy, 10 acres scrub and
timber. About two miles of wire fence
on the premises. A good frame house,
good stables and granary. Lots of good
water. Situated Is miles from the Interna-
tional boundary line, 8 miles from Pilot
Mound, 7 miles from Clear water, / mile
from school, church P. o. Title clear.
For further particulars, apply on
premises, S. W.;1-4 sec. 20, twp. 8 range
12W. to JAMES GREIvE,
Marringhurst,
5l-l* Manitoba, Canada.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1902-06-27

We heard it talked at Neche last week
that Brother Hager of the st. Thomas
Times expected to view the ensuing po-
litical base ball game from the outside OF
the fence, through convenient crack or
knot-hole as it were. We don't print
this as gospel truth, for our informant is
in the newspaper business himself, and
newspaper people, of which we are
whom-are proverbially unreliable.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1902-06-27
OFFICIAL DIRECTORY.

q. 8, Representative, ThOe. +. Marshall.
Senator'S, B. C. Hsnabrough, p. McCumber
Governor, Frank White.
Lieut.. Governor, David Bartlett.
Secretary of State, e. f. Porter.
State Treasurer, D. II. Mcmillan.
State Auditor, A. N. Carlblom.
Attorney General, 9 d Comstock.
Railroad Commissioners, +, Shea, q. J..
Lord, J.J, YoungblOod.
Superintendent Of Public Instruction, ].
M. Devine.
Commissioner of Insurance. Ferdinand
Leutz.
Commissioner of Agriculture and Labor,
J.J. Youngblood G. ]. Lord.
Judges Supreme Court, N. G. Young, AL
fred Wallin, D. E. Morgan.
First District, Judson LaMoure, Pembina.
Second District, James Fuller, st. Thomas
REPRESENTATIVES.
First District, w. J. Watt, HYDE Park,
l. Chevalier, Bathgate.
Second District, E. d. Restemayer, Cava-
Judge of the District Court, Seventh IN.
dicial District,W.J J. Kneeshaw, Penn
Clerk of District Court, A. L. Airth.
COUNTY oFFIcERs.
States Attorney, w. J. Burke.
Sheriff. F. j. Farrow.
Auditor, Paul Williams
Treasurer, Robert Mcbride.
: Register of Deeds, J. NJ. Chisholm.
County Judge, J. D. w allace.
Superintendent of Schools, j. W. Alex
ander.
Surveyor, F. e. Hebert
Coroner, DR.. Il. F. Erskine.
COUNTY COMMISSIONERS.
First District, f. G. Myrlck, Pembina.
Second District, s. Sigurdson, Gardar.
Third District, Geo. Taylor, Bathgnte.
Fourth District. j, NORM, Neche.
Fifth Dist, h. @. Thomson,
St. Thomas.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1902-06-27

The Minnesota Democrats nominated
L. A. Rosing as their candidate for
governor. Lind positively refused to
run. Rosing has been chairman of the
state committee for some time.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1902-06-27

The PIONEER EXPRESS ls sent only on the di
rect order Of subscribers, and ls continued unEl
ordered stopped and all arrearages paid.
The rate of subscription is alike to all, $500
per year. Subscribers paying in advance have
the choice of several premium papers in addi-
ton.
plimentary only, and while we desire them to be
considered as invitations to subscribe. they will
not be continued except upon request.
The PIONEER EXPRESS is the best advertising
medium in the county, having more general
circulation than any other paper. Card OF rates
sent on application.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1902-06-27
OFFICIAL CITY PAPER.

Entered at the postofice at Pembna as second
class mail matter.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1902-06-27
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Cure

Dlgests what you eat.
1hie preoaration contains all OF ths
9igestants and digests all kinds al
o0od. ltgives instant relief and noyes
xa.ls to cure. 1t allows you to eat m
t0e food you want. The most sensitivo
st0machs can take it. By its use manv
tn0usands Of dyspeptfcs have been
oefed after everything else failed. n
prevents formation of gasOn the stonn.
ech. relieving all distress after eatino
Nettng unnecessary. Pleasant to take
H can't help
but do you good
tepared only by E. G. DEWITT & o.. Oh capo
e ~ oots'e contains 2M times the Soc. "a
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1902-05-29
Strike Called Off.

Portland, May 27.-The strike OF the
Building Trades Council has been called
eff, and this morning all will 60 back
to work except the Amalg gamated Wood,
workers and the Plumbers, who have
been locked out by their bosses
The products from the mills in ques.
tion will be declared unfair and all
uuIon men in the city will refuse TO
wo:k where the unfair material : used.
The state Federation OF Labor will
publish generally that the mills are un-
fair, and an attempt will be made TO
have union men everywhere refuse to
handle their products. All material
that the contractors now have on hand
now will be declared fair, and this
morning building will be resumed
everywhere where tair material can be
had.
The Building Trades Council will at
once take steps to start large union
mill, and II Is believed that all building
stopped by the strike will soon he IN
der good headway again.
The union leaders believe that in
this manner they have spared disaster
to the community and have reirsined
from causing further loss to their EN-
ployers, who have expressed them
selves as friendly toward them.
The various unions have expressed
themselves a. pleased with the action
taken and say that they will stand by
the bovcott, and that they will also con-
tribute financially to the support Of the
woodworkers while they are out.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1902-05-29

election were clear and forcible.
He cautioned the people not to run
away with the idea that there was no
politics in this campaign az Mr.. Cham.
berlain had stated.
Mr.. Fulton's speech Was presented
should be taken home by all the peo.
pie. He spoke OF the grand work Of
the Republican party in the history Of
this country. That under republican
administration we were leading the
world in progress, prosperity and COM
merce. That our American laboring
men are being paid more for their labor
than any laboring people on the face OF
the earth.
Mr.. Fulton dwelt at length on the
Philippine question as it stands before
the American people today, and hi.
argument in favor Of the retention OF
these islands as opposed to the policy
scuttle and abandonment as offered by
the Democratic party, WAS convincing.
Lack Of space prevents an extensive
review OF his speech. 1t was a great
speech aud made many Republican
votes.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1902-05-29

Harry Granelll, aged % years, was
sentenced Saturday to the penitentiary
for three years for attempted train
wrecking. With youthful companion,
Thomas Arnold, Graneiii was beating
his way northward, and early last Sun
day morning was put off train by
brakeman this side of Rice Hill, in the
northern part of Douglas county. They
went on over the hill and at sharp
curve known as the Grecian Bend, they
placed cattle guard rail, heavy angle
iron and block of wood upon the
track in such way as would almost
certainly have thrown into the gulch
any train which may have struck them.
AS President Harriman's train was due
soon after, the section crew was espe-
cially vigilant in seeing that the track
was clear. and discovered and removed
the obstruction before any serious harm
was done. The miscreants were appre-
hended by the chief OF police OF Cot
tage Grove. Thomas Arnold, aged II
years, being merely an accomplice, and
his testimony being very material in
convcting the real offender, he was
given but 90 days in the county Jail to
mediate upon the seriousness OF the
ofeuse
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1902-05-29

OUR LOCOMOTIVES THE BEST.

The ten new locomotives recently sen I
to France have been found very salts
factory, and as this number is only the
first shipment Of an order for fifty OF
them, 1t shows that foreign people sp
preclste the value OF American products.
There is another American product that
has become very prominent during the
past fifty years, and that is Hostettei's
Stomach Bitters. the stsndard medicine
Tor stomach liver aud bowl complaints.
Many people who bsve experimental
for years with unknown remedies with
out finding relief, have been brought
back 20 health by its use. Then this is
surely the medicine for you. 1t will
cure dyspepsia, Indigestion constipa-
ton, tstulencv, ard malaria, fever and
sRue. We urge You 10 try it. Our
Private Stamp is over the neck OF the
bottle.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1902-05-29
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Gain Iesh

Persons have been known to
gain d pound q day BY taking
an ounce of SCOTS EMUl-
SION. It is strange, but it often
happens.
Somehow the ounce produces
the pound; it seems TO start the
digestive machinery going prop
eriy. so that the patient is able
TO digest and absorb his ordinary
food, which he could not do be-
fore. and that is the way the gain
is made.
A certain amount Of flesh is
necessary for health; If you have
not got 1t you can get it BY
taking