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Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1902-04-24

'The most picturesque figure in
American art today is James Alb
bott MacNeill Whistler" writes Lii
liam Baynes Griffin in The Ladies'
Home Journal. 'He lives in Eng
land, and no end of stories concern
ing his eccentricities circulate there.
"While he was trying on hat in
q London shop one day a customer
rushed in and, installing him for a
clerk, exclaimed, 4 say, this at does
not fit.'
eThe artist eyed him a minute
and then replied scornfully. Mel
ther does your coat, and I'll be
hanged if ! like the color of your
trousers"
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1902-04-24
Saint Narll 5 Beacon.


The following show the value of
punctuation marks:
Thomas Merrill's property Is for
sale. It consists Of cottage con-
tanning seven rooms and an acre of
land.
Edward Jones has opened a shoe
shop in Front street. Mr. Jones
guarantees that any one can have q
fit in his store.
The firm Of Smith & Thorndyke is
once more carrying on business at
the old stand. The concern now
wants a man TO sell on commission
John Bangs who viii sail for South
Africa on Saturday would like to
find a purchaser for his valuable
bulldog. The animal is no trouble
as II viii eat anything and is very
fond of children.
DIR. Franklin White has returned
from a trip TO Switzerland. Speak
ing Of the robust health OF It's peas
antry, the doctor says: "The
strength of the Swiss woman is re-
markable. 1t is nothing unusual for
her to wash and iron and milk
several COWS in one day. - Tit Bits.
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1902-04-24

Il got no use for Congress-" as
sured DIR. Lemuel Higgins, propri-
etor of the Bowersville grocery and
drygoods emporium. why here s
81 Simkins an Joe Skinner has
been OWN me 80 apiece fer sugar
fer six year, an they jest won't pay
up, an now Congress is goin' ahead
an maxim a law to perfect sugar
people like that. l don't see why
sugar beats is entitled to any better
show than other rascals. - Baltimore
Americaa.
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1902-04-24

The question has been asked, I'm
what way are Chamberlain s Stomach
and Liver Tablets superior to pills?'
Our answer is: They are easier and
more pleasant TO take, more mild
and gentle in effect and more reli-
able as they can always be depend
ed upon. Then 70 cleanse and in
vigorafe the stomach and leave the
bowels in natural condition, while
pills are more harsh in effect and
their use is often followed by con-
stipaiion. For sale by Greenwell &
Drury, Leonardtown.
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1902-04-24

"A neighbor ran in with bottle
OF Chamberlain's Collie, Cholera and
Diarrhoea Remedy when my son
was suffering with severe cramps
and was given up as beyond hope
by my regular physician, who stands
high in his profession. After adj
ministering three doses of it, INV
son regained consciousness and re-
covered entirely within twenty-four
hours, says Mrs. Mary Halter. of
Mt. Crawford, Virginia. This Rem
edy Is for sale by Greenwell e. Dru-
~, rHnra-dtown,
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1902-04-24
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Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1902-04-24

A charter for a snowbank.
A bed for the tick of clock.
A time-keeper for mill race.
A lawyer to try q watch case.
An audience to see horse iy.
Some buttons for coat OF paint.
A doctor to cure a window pane
Some one to spin a mountain tor.
A machine to thrash wild oats. .
A sign language for dumb walters
A hand to 60 with an arm of the
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A detective to unraveI a glass
plot.
A man to find traces of a lost har-
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A barber to shave the face of the
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A pump for well spring Of rror-
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A carpenter TO put roof on a wa
ter shed.
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1902-04-24
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Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1902-04-24
Harvard On the White House.

The Boston Transcript says:
'sFor the third time in the country's
history and for the first time in
seventy-two years a graduate of
Harvard college is president of the
United States. John Adams was
graduated at Harvard in 1855. John
Quincy Adams in 1887 and Theo-
dore Roosevelt in 1850. General
Hayes attended lectures in the Har-
ward Law school, but he was q Ken
yon college man"
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1902-04-24

Little Girl-Aren't you going to
buy me one, mamma?
Mamma-Buy you another new
hat? That would be extravaganza
Little Girl-Oh, we could tell
papa it was such love of hat !
had to have it.-Brooklyn Life.
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1902-04-24
Terrible Truth.

Editor-I'm sorry we haven't
room for your story, for it has some
good points. You certainly have q
vivid Imagination.
Author with a sigheNot az
vivid as it once was. There was q
time when I imagined / could sell
my stories.-Chicago News.
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1902-04-24
Sizing Him IN.

Shopman-What style Of hat do
you wish, sir?
Cholly-Ahi I am not particu-
lar about the style; something to
suit my head, don't We know.
Shopman-Step this way and
look at our soft felts.
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1902-04-24

1t is stated that President Loubet.
of the French Republic, will soon
pay visit to the United States.
But as mere Presidentof Repub-
lie he need expect none of the en-
thusiasm with which the American
democracy greets royalty.
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1902-04-24

ooh, mamma" cried Tommy,
"Willie's pulling the pussy's taili"
"He's very bad boy to do that"
said mamma.
Eyes, and he's selfish, too, eos he
won't let me pull it at all."-Phila-
delphia Press.
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1902-04-24
Decidedly unsophIssleated.

Jack-That little girl I'm in love
with now is a perfect little wild
flower, fresh as daisy. Why, she's
never even been waltzed with.
George-Well, Welt
Jack-That's true. Never been
anything but engaged q few times.
New York Weekly.
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1902-04-24
The Brute.

Hewitt-Are you q believer in
vaccination?
Jewett-Most certainly. It kept
my daughter from playing the piano
for nearly q week.
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1902-04-24

am prepared TO serve funerals al
the shortest notice and on terms to
suit the hard times.
In connection with this, devote
especial attention 20 my Blacksmith
and Wheelwright department.
All orders quickly and neatly al
tended to EUGENE HALL,
OMay left. Dynard.
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1902-04-24
A panaeroua ouestion.

Casey-Whoi did Cassidy ivir
marry thot wildly woman wild tn tin
children?
Murphy Shure, Oh dunnaw.
Ol've nivir dared ask him.-Cincin-
matt Enquirer.
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1902-04-24
PhIIcsophleaL

Here the man married, for he was
aweary of working.
"a better half is better than no
loaf at ALL" he observed not un-
Observation-Disclosures Free Press.
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1902-04-24

Philanthropist-Do you realize
the value Of an education?
Sandy Rhodes-Surel A man
wild eddycation can read de free
lunch signs.-Philadelphia Record.
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1902-04-24

"Is it o sign Of anything when q
person has eyes of different color ?"
"Well, yes-when they're black
and blue -Philadelphia Bulletin.
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1902-04-24
Imoosslble.

Willie-Pa, why do you call our
language the mother tongue?
Pa-Sh! It's because your father
never gets q chance to use it.
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1902-04-24
Greenwich Mill.

FLOUR, Meal and Feed on hand
for sale all the time cheap for CASH
Hereafter, in order u avoid hay-
ing to keep mill books. ali orders
must be accompanied by the cash.
Il. +. GREENWELL.
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1902-04-24

Try Chamberlain Stomach and
Liver Tablets, the best physic. For
sale by, Greenwich & Drury, Leon
ardtown.
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1902-04-24
Washington and Potomac
Railroad Company.
Time Table /:

Time Table:
In Effect Monday, go a. IN. Sept. ID. 1901
TRAINS FROM WASHINGTON AND BAL
TIMORE.
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1902-04-24
STEAMBOAT COMPANY
Beginning TUESDAY, Dec. "a, 1901,
STEAMER POTOMAC

Will leave Pier o, Light Street, Balti-
more, TUESDAY and SATURDAY, at
d. m, for the POTOMAC RIVER,
calling at Miller's, Brome's, Bacon's
Grason's. Lewisetta, Bundick's, Cow
arts, Walnut Point, Coan, Kinsalc, Mum
dy's Point, Lodge, Adams Piney Point,
Abelrs. Leonardtown, COburn's How
ards and Stones. On TUESDAY only
for Lancaster, Bushwood, Riverside,
Liverpool Point, Glymont, Alexandria
and Washington
Returning, will leave Seventh Street
Wharf, Washington, at p. IN TIL uRS-
DAY, calling at all che above mention
ed wharves, leaving Leonardtown, at O
a m. Monday and Friday Kinsale at l2
m, Miiler's at p. m, Grason's al 5 p.
IN. and Bacon's at O p. IN, arriving in
Baltimore early Tuesday aud Saturday
mornings freight received at Pier y,
Light Street
HENRY WILLIAMS,
Agent, Baltimore.
STEPHENSON & BRo., Agents,
Washington, ID. &.
WILLIAM NJ REARDoN,
Dec l0--tfs Alexandria. Va
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1902-04-24
Undertaking.

With two ele-
giant Hearses
aud "a full line
Collins and
Caskets,
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1902-08-23
A qualification.

Let me but hold thy hand,
And, through the valleys, dark with
toll and care
And disappointment 1 would pass with
stride
That faltered not, and 1 would count
as naught
The doubts and fears that now aSSail
me, fraught
With whispers of False Hope-twin
brother of Despair.
I'll scale ambitions peaks unterrified,
Could / but hold thy hand.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1902-08-23
Hard to Catch.

Over on the eastern shore of Mary
land in the district represented by
Congressman Jackson there was a
man who was suffering from a severe
case of shakes" as they call fever
and ague in that country. One morn
ing the local physician called on the
patient and asked him how he felt
.sN-n-not a bit b-b-better," was the
shaking mans reply
Your case is a very peculiar one.
and hard to take hold Of" remarked
the doctor, sympathetically.
Yes, th-that's So" remarked ths
patient, trying to smile. The cease
sh-sh-shakes so I don't wonder you
c-c-an't get hold of it-"-Washington
Post
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1902-08-23
9 TfnF0saRY WATc A0JSt IN
& OCCUPIED on PRsslDSnI Eoo4vtlJS

year at what is known as the "Presi-
Dental Cottage" at the Soldiers
Home in Washington. In the spring
when the city became warm, they
would move out of this pretty house,
which is situated in an ideal spot, the
Home being simply a most beauti-
fully kept park.
Another President who moved out
of the White House so that it might
be renovated was Mr.. Buchanan. He
occupied suite of rooms at the Ma
tional Hotel, on the second floor, and
facing Pennsylvania avenue and Sixth
street, as his temporary quarters. 1t
was while he was staying at this hos
telry that some of the guests were ac-
cidentally poisoned
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1902-08-23
A Coco Halter.

Two elderly ladies are conversing
in the room of an invalid, who is not
nearly as ill or as fast asleep as she
pretends to be.
First elderly 1ady-Yes, my dear,
it's awful the extent to which some
people will carry their spite. 1 was
talking to Mrs. Bloggs yesterday
about poor Annie on the bed there
and she sez-you kne they can't
abear one another-she SEE. well, if
anythink should happen" she sez,
you'd never ketch me going to her
funeral" she SEE, "and-'
The invalid Qoudly)-And you may
tell Mrs. Bloggs that if she don't come
to my funeral certainly won't go to
hers.-London King.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1902-08-23

Just once, I'd lean back in my little
chair
And bet the limit sure, whate'er be-
tide.
Unnumbered stacks of "reds and
blues I've bought
And lost. You've won all night;
haven't caught
A thing to help along sickly pair"
Give me that -'fiush,'' and joy with
thee abide.
Oh, let me hold that hand!
B. Graves in New York
Times.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1902-08-23
Queer Place for Petroleum.

There is probably no ether city in
the world that can show a hospital,
with several oil wells in the grounds,
within few yards OF The building.
This strange sight may be seen in
Los Angeles, Cal. couple of miles
from the business ceLter- The wells
may be profitable. but whether they
are entirely understandable, from a
hygienic standpoint, some people
would be inclined to doubt Incident
ally it may be mentioned that in the
same Institution a dozen nurses are
recovering from typhoid fever.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1902-08-23

Not infreQuently = young woman
finds It necessary to launder = shirt
waist at home for some emergency
when the laundryman or the home SER
want cannot do 1T Hence these direc-
lions for ironing the waist: To iron
summer shirt waists SO that they Will
look like new 1t is needful to have
them starched evenly with Defiance
starch. then made perfectly smooth
and rolled tight in damp cloth. to be
laid away two or three hours. When
ironing have q bowl of water and .
clean piece of muslin beside the IRON
ing board. Have your iron hot. but
not sufficiently so to scorch. and abso-
lutely clean. Begin by ironing the
back. then the front, sides and the
sleeves. followed by the neckband and
the cuffs. When wrinkles appear ap-
ply the damp cloth and remove them.
Always iron from the top of the waist
to the bottom. If there are plaits In
the front iron them downward. after
first raising each enc with q blunt
knife. and with the edge of the iron
follow every line of stitching to give 1t
distinctness. After the shirt waist In
ironed it should be we'll aired by the
ire or in the sun before it is folded
and put away. says the Philadelphia
Inquirer.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1902-08-23

DDS of their owners set forth, and the
troubles of correspondents discussed,
all with an unconscious gray-
ity and dignity of style
which approach the humorous in
American eyes. The illness and con-
sequent absence from show of a
famous cat is thus gravely chronicled
in a recent publication: "She was
prevented from appearing at Edin-
burgh by an unfortunate accident.
having got a fishbone firmly fixed in
her nose while eating her supper.
She has got well over the effects,
barring a slight weakness of the eyes,
which will, no doubt, pass of in a
day or two"
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1902-08-23
THE SPICE OF LIFE
EFFORTS OF THE FUNNY MEN TO
DRIVE AWAY DULL CARE.
Marriage AS 1t Is To-day-A Lesson In
Hortlculture-WhyH He Thought His
Wife Should Be Satisfied-Those
Summer Tennis Men.

Hadn't Forgotten an Old Trick.
Miss Helen Gould was out calling
the other day."
"Well?"
'-She left her card at one place
where the lady of the house was out
The servant who waited on the door
was once the cashier of a New York
bank"
go on"
HE looked at the card and then az
the lady"
What did he do them"
drew out a fountain pen and wrote
certified across-the face of the card
and put his initials under it"
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1902-08-23

of Presidents is the Octagon House.
This picturesque old residence was
used by Madison as Executive Man.
sion after the British had burned the
White House. 1t was here that the
celebrated beauty Dolly Madison held
her court In August, 1913, party
of invited guests were sitting down
to banquet in the state dining room
of the White House, when troop or
British soldiers burst in end set hre
to the building. The fire made small
Roadway, as a drizzling rain was fall
ing, and soon went out. However, on
the next day, it was rekindled by the
British, doing serious damage, SO
much, in fact, as to make the mansion
uninhabitable- The Madisons fed
The next year, 1914, they established
their household in the Octagon House,
and it became popularity known as the
Annex Executive Mansion" This old
residence is of queer shape, being
eight-sided, as it's name suggests. 1t
has a fascinating round room on the
second floor over the front door, which
Dolly Madison used as her boudoir.
The dwelling has three stories and
basement, and was allowed to fall into
decay, having been empty for a num-
Gently, when it was put in perfect re-
pair. 1t is now used for Offices, being
in a most convenient situation, at the
corner of New York avenue and
Eighteenth street, only one block
away from the War, State and Navy
departments.
President Madison occupied the Oc-
tagon House until the close of his ad-
ministration on March 4, 1917. Pres
ident Monroe also lived in this his
toric dwelling during the first year of
his term At the end of that period
he moved back into the White House
which had been repaired and recon
structed and was again ready for hab-
itation. 1t had been coated with white
paint from roof to foundation, and
gets it's name from that TACT.
The reason the Octagon House re-
manned uninhabited for many years
was because it was reported to be
haunted. Many ghosts were said to
walk recklessly through the rooms.
One of the stories was that great ban
Quets were held every night in the
dining room where the lovely Dolly
had entertained so delightfully."-. An
other was of a slave who 1oaned and
cried at intervals in most blood
curdling way, having been put to death
by a cruel master. There was also a
cat who roamed up stairs and down.
In fact nobody could be persuaded to
live in the dwelling for love or money.
Several of the Presidents, including
Arthur, Grant and Lincoln, spent a
considerable part of their time each
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1902-08-23
MoRMoNs WORK IN ENGLAND.
Their Missionaries There Are Gain
inq Many Converts.

ing Many Converts.
There is commotion at Sarum and
the sleepy old city is being reused
out of it's somnolency by the aggres-
siveness of the Mormonistic propa-
ganda, says the London News. The
agents of the Latter Day Saints 4"
cult have stormed the citadel of
Episcopacy and captured some of the
pillars of the Church and lights of
the Dissenting churches. These dar-
ing raiders have 1aved their captives
in the classic waters of the Avon at
midnight in the chilly months of De-
cember and January. Strange scenes
have been enacted under the stars
and in semi-secrecy. There is wall
ing in many homes, and Nominations
from pulpits Episcopal and Noncon-
formist. On Wednesday evening last
the rector of Fisherton sacrificed the
Mormon doctrines and pilloried the
emisSaries- Two of the Mormon eld-
ers and one of their converts were
present, but sat unmoved. On the
authority of the editor of the Sails
bury Times the evil is spreading, and
there are at least two thousand elders
from Salt Lake City in this country
actively engaged in proselytizing
work.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1902-08-23
NEGATIVE Satisfaction.

Mr.. Brighteyes-I don't know
whether 1 ought to tell you, but won
5000 from Briggs last night playing
poker.
Mrs. Brighteyes-O, how nice. Now
you can afford to get me that new
dress.
Mr.. Brighteyes-What an unreason-
able woman you are. 1t ought to be
satisfaction enough for you to know
that Mrs. Briggs won't be able to have
a new dress. -
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1902-08-23
A Lesson In Horticulture.

a Lesson IN HortICuIturSs
Four-year-old Nellie was with ner
father one day while he was hoe1ng
potatoes.
There were turnips on the other
side of the garden, which, of course,
never needed any hoeing, and Nellie
very earnestly asked:
Papa, how do the turnips grown
God makes them grow, my child.
he answered.
well, that's funny" said Nellie.
81 never saw Him in here hoeing
them
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1902-08-23
Twas impossible.

Colonel, do you believe in dreams.
apparitions, or anything of that sort?"
NO. he says, with emphasis, toy
ing with the mint julep. Il do not,
sub. Once 1 had the delirium tremens,
sub, most Internally bad, sub, and
saw snakes"
"Weu?"
"Scrutinizing those reptiles closely,
sub, I saw that they were watuh
snakes. Watuh snakes! 1t was, OF
co'se, impossible!'
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1902-08-23
EntireIv Different.

Mrs. Timmins-"John, 1 must say
you are the narrowest minded man 1
ever saw. You Rave an idea that no
body is ever right but yourself"
Mr.. Timmins-"Better look to home.
Were you ever willing to admit that
anybody was right who differed from
your"
different thing, and you know it, John
Timmins. Transcript.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1902-08-23
The Mimi, Wer3d. -

lis not the moonlight beautiful I'm
EVENING" say to the gentleman with
the flowing hair and the expression
of unuttered woe.
He glanced at me, at the moon, 1t
the scenery, and at tho other sur.
Foundings with languid interest
1T is fair-only fair he says.
You should have seen the moonlight
effect 1 staged for the 'Heroines Of
the Harem' extravaganza company
last season 1t made this thing look
like q burnt match.-Judge-