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The suburban citizen., 1902-01-18
Jn.tlnablc. Perhans.

Excited Citizen-"I want a man ar
rested right away. I've been assault
ed, and l wasn't doing thing but
walking along the street in a quiet
orderly and inoffensive manner, and
whistling."
Justice-"Um-er-- tune were
you whistlingY-New York Weekly
The suburban citizen., 1902-01-18
The ForInalities.

what would you say, my little man,
If were to give you piece of candyY'
The small boy Strengthened his spec
tacles with his thumb and forefinger
and replied
Il am compelled to remind you, sir,
that the post prandial Grafton cannot,
properly, precede the repast. Wash
ington Star
The suburban citizen., 1902-01-18
He Couldn't Speak.

Bilkins Suffering from heavy cold
-"I met forty-hve different acquaint-
ances this morning, and just forty
four of them told me of some cure for
a cold"
Wife-"Didnt the forty-ffth offer
any advice"
Bilkins-"No; he had cold himself"
New York Weekly.
The suburban citizen., 1902-01-18
Uncle sam,s Good Enough.

1T is claimed that a certain gang Of
counterfeiters make better dollars than
Uncle Sam does"
That's a case where l believe in
letting well enough alone e.'-Cleveland
Plain Dealer. .
The suburban citizen., 1902-01-18
Mania Shnre.

She-"It is comforting TO me to know
that woman's hand rules the world"
He-"Yes, but you must not forget
that mans hand holds it much of the
time. Ohio State Journal.
The suburban citizen., 1902-01-18
MMON QUIZ NONnl \
4 lMJNoRSsSsa M1SiS ! )
The Outside View.

We envy other men who seem
10 have so much that gives them pride.
All, but there's milk beneath the cream,
There's mud below the limpid stream,
The house may have a rotten beam
That looks so well outside.
Chicago ord-Herald.
The suburban citizen., 1902-01-18
Too Near Now.

Tess-"Why, she used to think the
Richmans were very nice people"
Jess-"Yes, but they've moved in
next door to her since then"-Phila-
delphia Press. .a,s,a
The suburban citizen., 1902-01-18

In sixty million years from now the
days on this earth will, according to
Sir Robert Ball, be twice as long as
at present. But let's not do any wor-
rying now about having to work over
time on account of the change.
The suburban citizen., 1902-01-18
Busincss Methods.

Nell-"I wonder why Name gave her
age as only twenty-five when she mar
ried old Moneybags"
Belle-"Probably she was giving a
discount for cash philadelphia Rec
ord.
The suburban citizen., 1902-01-18
Cordial Cry.

vocalist-"Now, shall l bore you If
sing The Palms""
Company with one volce)-"Yes, yes;
DO do. o."-Indianapolis News.
The suburban citizen., 1902-01-18
HAS THE WORLD GONE wRoNop

the world wronG hear the
Who s singing ahappys en
And dacros the yan anvil ring hear he
maide
look onye have
the world wrong? There's
floyen IN a over'sey When his S tonight
And yonder wooden Who will
oVersh mzedat the starry
e - ~ ~ dfaceglo where hearts re
Aprro cheepsto itshttl
CmcagoR cord-H Herah
The suburban citizen., 1902-01-18

30 years Of constant study OF Catarrh OF the
Nose and Throathave convinced DR.. Jones that
his AMERICAN CATARRi CURE is the best of
all remedies for these annoying complaints.
Neither douche nor atomizer are necessary in
using it. The American Catarrh Cure restores
the hearing, cures the hawking, cough and
expeetoration, removes the headache and nose
bleeding. 1t also Improves the appetite. pro-
duces sound sleep, invigoratcs the whole
system and increases the vitality.
Sold by druggists. Also delivered by mail
on receipt Of Sl.00, by DIR. w. b. JONES.
No. 100 North Third Street, Philadelphia, Pa
The suburban citizen., 1902-01-18

Mr.. Justwed-"Then we must turn
the dog loose tonight. The fellow will
surely come back and try TO burn the
barn. Puck.
Idaho Springs siftings., 1902-07-12
WHAT ONE WOMAN OBSERVES

If there were no fault-fnders we
should stagnate.
To be contented you must be good
friends with yourself
The man who is bravest in words is
often weakest in action.
Women with double chins are apt to
be exacting in love affairs.
To be born without humor one loses
two-thirds of life's enjoyment.
To be misunderstood is often the
bitterest thing to bear in this life.
Problems principally exist in works
of fiction and the minds of unoccupied
women.
The womanly woman is born-not
made. She is not only good. but good
FOR something.
The mind and body of a critic
should alike be healthy. otherwise JUS
tice may suffer-
Sometimes one hears unpleasant
truths about ones self without being
able to retaliate.
A woman is proud to see come back
~ ANA oAuC Inc man WhOhl onC Aoo
left perfectly free.
If you are fond of woman, tell her
so; it cannot hurt you, and it will
make her much happier.
Passion is so largely mental in wom-
en- that reality seldom justifies the
heights it reaches in Imagination.
Women are more ambitious in love
than men; not only do they wed the
heart, but they must share the
thoughts as well.
1t is usually the plain and uninter-
esting woman who Is jealous of her
husband. The clever and successful
woman seldom has the time.
Women with great endowment for
loving often find the majority of men
fan short of their standard, conse-
quently they seek companionship in
an Philadelphia Inquirer.
Idaho Springs siftings., 1902-07-12
A Bad Estimate.

The spirits of a young man were
considerably dampened on a recent
Sunday evening while he was out
walking with young lady. The
evening was rather cool, and the girl
was very lightly clothed, SO, thinking
to add to her comfort, the young man
took of his coat and placed it about
her shoulders.
AS they walked along he kept
thinking of his gallantry, liking him
self to d'Artagnan, Sir Walter Raleigh
and various other cavaliers, until he
heard passing woman say to her
companion:
Him. That's all we're good for
to have men hang their coats and
hats on u.s."
Idaho Springs siftings., 1902-07-12
Ancestors Of Rousseau.

Prof. Eugene Ritter of Geneva has
written book on two female ances-
tors of Rousseau, Nine. Bourgeois and
Nine. Durant Nine. Bourgeois was so
quarrelsome and eccentric that, when
nearly 60 years old. she was brought
before the courts charged with being
a witch, tortured and banished from
Geneva. Nine. Durant maltreated her
chambermaid, who thereupon commit
ted suicide by jumping into the Rhone.
Idaho Springs siftings., 1902-07-12
Kentucky shooting ARRAYS.

An exchange said that the highest
tribute ever paid to a Kentucky
craftsmanship was the remark of
Judge Parker OF the Lexington cir
cult court, who said: IF every spot
where a man has fallen by the hands
of violence in this city were marked
by a cross Lexington would resemble
a city of the dead as much as a city
ot the living, as much a cemetery as
a town"
Idaho Springs siftings., 1902-07-12
EInd of petrified Bodies.

Nine petrifed bodies have been
found in the cemetery attached to the
New York Infant asylum at Mount
Vernon. The asylum was closed re.
Gently and the land was sold to syn
.dicate that purposes to develop the
property. Three hundred bodies are
to be transferred to the Kensico ceme-
cry. The bodies have the appearance
of white marble. The soil is sandy.
Idaho Springs siftings., 1902-07-12
Told of Death in Dream.

Three times did Mr.. Page, farmer
of South Elmham, England, dream
that Mr.. Crickmore, formerly a
threshing machine proprietor, had
been drowned in a pond on his land.
He searched the pond, but it was not
till later that Crickmore was found in
it. Throughout the search a little dog
that accompanied Mr.. Page whined
piteously.
Idaho Springs siftings., 1902-07-12
Glass Eyes for Animals.

Glass eyes are now made for horses,
cats and dogs, as well as for human
beings. These animals use a larger
eye than man, and several are ordered
for them at the same time, as a new
one is necessary about once in six
months. The edges become rough
ened and produce irritation, from the
acids of the secretions affecting the
enamel.
Idaho Springs siftings., 1902-07-12
French Soldiers MARCHING Record

Sixty French soldiers belonging to
the 47th regiment of the line have
done record performance recently by
marching from camp to st. Malo, dis
tance of sixty-two miles, in thirty
hours. Not man fell out during the
march
Idaho Springs siftings., 1902-07-12
Footprints in Stones.

While a road contractor at New
Aberdour, Aberdeenshire, was quarry
ing stones for road macadamizing re-
Gently, he turned out two stones, one
of which had the impression of a
mans footprint, and the other that of
a pear with the pedicle, both the nat
ural size. The stones were basaltic.
and the prints grayish-white silica
Idaho Springs siftings., 1902-07-12
Minister resembles Fitzsimmons.

Rev. Richard Cotton Smith, rector
of st. Johns Episcopal church in
Washington. in general appearance,
looks like an exact duplicate of Bob"
Fitzsimmons, the prize fighter. The
Illusion disappears as soon as the rev.
erend gentleman takes of his hat, for
his head is not at all arranged on the
cocoanut plan adopted by nature In
modelling the lanky pugilist.
Idaho Springs siftings., 1902-07-12
Shame on the Younq Men.

Count up the men you know and see
how many of them are bachelors.
Then place long mark to the credit
of that heroic old codger in Connect
cut who has just been married for the
thirteenth time. He is SO years old
and his latest venture is a girl of %
Shame on the young men who are
shirking their duty.-Buffalo Express.
Idaho Springs siftings., 1902-07-12
Cold Tear

According to the Kennebec Journal,
a man who travelled over the Damaris-
Gotta fair ground, after the crowd had
left, picked up 219 bottles ranging in
capacity from half pint up to two
quarts. The paper fails to state what
the bottles originally contained. but
it is easy to surmise.
Idaho Springs siftings., 1902-07-12
AGED. But still vIaorous.

The archbishop of Canterbury, now
iii his eighty-first year, has been
making his annual tour through his
speeches a day and otherwise show
ing remarkable mental and physical
agility for one of his years.
Idaho Springs siftings., 1902-07-12
Mothers, Rlahts RecoanIzed.

The right of mothers as well as
fathers to decide regarding the domi
cile, choice of profession, and mar
riage of their minor children has been
recognized legally by the Dutch Par
lament. Holland has also passed a
law by which women may be ap-
pointed guardians for children not
their own,
Idaho Springs siftings., 1902-07-12
The Poor Mule

A rural exchange gives the following
news item without comment; "On
Wednesday last negro on Major
Jones' plantation was kicked on the
head by a mule. The mule was a fine
animal and its left leg was broken
Atlanta Constitution.
Idaho Springs siftings., 1902-07-12
carrIck,s Wlttv Rebuke.

Sterne was said to treat his wife
badly. Pressing to Garrick one day
about conjugal love and that sort of
thing, he remarked that a man who
behaved dnkindly to his wife deserv-
ed to have his house burned over his
head. IF you think So" said Gar
rick, Il hope your house is insured. :"
Idaho Springs siftings., 1902-07-12
wIu Allow Mo- competItIon.

The Sultan of Turkey has issued an
edict forbidding the publication of
books In his realm. The reason is
said to be that he is going to publish
book himself and wants clear field
for 1t.
Idaho Springs siftings., 1902-07-12
Musical Criticism.

Mrs Greene-I called on the Van
mars this evening. Mrs. Vanner sang
for us. Her husband seemed sur
prised; he said she never sang for
him when he was courting her. Mr..
0rrene-Evidently, Mrs. Vanner is a
woman of tact.-Boston Transcript.
Idaho Springs siftings., 1902-07-12
Horses Bring Hlah Prices.

Thirty-eight Russian Orloff carriage
horses, just imported, have been auc-
toned off in New York. One four-in-
hand team sold for $3.50. Many sales
were made around $1,000.
Idaho Springs siftings., 1902-07-12
Bishops Palace Too Costly.

Hartlebury castle. England, the old
est episcopal residence in the world.
is to be sold, being too costly for a
bishop without private means to main
tain. The place may be purchased for
diocesan work.
Idaho Springs siftings., 1902-07-12
Coins Centuries Old.

The National Museum at Belgrade
has come into possession of a collec-
ton of sixty-eight thousand Roman
copper coins recently unearthed near
a Servian village. The Oldest of them
belong to the time of Caracalla.
Idaho Springs siftings., 1902-07-12
Canal Filled with rreacIa.

A canal filled with treacle is an un-
usual sight but it was witnessed re-
Gently near Lille, France. Some prac-
ticA joker had entered the sugar fac
tory Of NM. Schotsman and turned on
all the taps of the reservoirs filled
with molasses, which escaped into the
canal.
Idaho Springs siftings., 1902-07-12
Potatoes a Foe Of eout.

Gout is rarely known among the
working classes of Ireland. Their i'm
munity from this complaint is thought
to be due to the fact that their food
consists largely of potatoes.
Idaho Springs siftings., 1902-07-12
Warned Lincoln d panaer.

W. e. Chandler, well-known resi-
dent of Washington, has just died. He
carried the message to President Lin
coin before the outbreak of the civil
war warning him not to go through
Baltimore on his way to Washington.
Idaho Springs siftings., 1902-07-12
Anna eouId.s Famous Bed.

Anna Countess De Castellane sleeps
in the great bed of Nine. De Sevigne,
than which there is no finer in all the
world. 1t is made of gilded cedar
wood inlaid with precious stones and
has painted panels by the greatest
masters of the seventeenth and eight
eenth centuries.
Idaho Springs siftings., 1902-07-12
Not a Murderous Assault.

A Macon, Mo-, lawyer argued the
other day that on account of the
known thickness of a negro's skull it
was not assault with intent to kill to
hit negro over the head with pick
handle. Queer as it may seem, he con-
vinced the jury that his view of the
matter was the correct one and his
client was acquitted
Idaho Springs siftings., 1902-07-12
Are There 400 Languaeess

1t is said that the New Testament
is printed in 400 languages. A high
authority declafes that there are only
204 literary languages in the whole
British empire.
Idaho Springs siftings., 1902-07-12
Fun for Japanese Children.

In almost every school in the mi
kado's empire it is the custom one
day in the autumn to take the pupils
cut rabbit hunting.
Idaho Springs siftings., 1902-07-12
Millionaire on a Spree.

q. o. Lindbloom, the muftimillion.
aire of Nome, was arrested for disor-
DERBY conduct at Seattle, but forfeited
his bail and left town before his trial.
Idaho Springs siftings., 1902-07-12
Cradle of Industry,

The first cotton mill in this country
was established in Beverly, Mass. in
1887. 1t was designed to manufacture
cord and bedticking.
Idaho Springs siftings., 1902-07-12
How He Captured the Burglar.

Nodd-How did you manage to keep
that burglar in the dining room until
the police came? Todd-Easy enough
told him could beat him at ping
pong.-Life.
Idaho Springs siftings., 1902-07-12
Pope Leo's Childish PIavmat..

Leo XIII. sent his blessings to the
Countess Anna Moroni, on the occa.
sion of her hundredth birthday. In
childhood they were playmates.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1902-11-28
STARVINGIN GOULD HOUSE
THE SIGHT OF FOOD OFFERED TO A
MAN CAUSES HIM TO COL
LAPSE IN EIFTH-AyE.

With turkey and other things good TO eat spread
before him a table In the home of Edwin Gould
a starving man weak from lack Of food collapsed
IN Fifth-ave. last night, and had to be taken to
the hospital The man who with plenty before him
was so weakened that he could not eat gave his
name Harry Miller, twenty three years old. and
said that he had been staying at the Mills Hotel
Bleecker-st.
Miller who is a salesman. has been out OF work
for some time Three days ago, having money,
he left his lodging place Since then he alleges
has not had mouthful OF food.
Day after day Miller sought work without sue
Pride kept him from begging until last night
Driven TO desperation at last he forced his courage
to the point and about $50 o'clock he rang the
doorbel of the basement door leading the house
of Edwin Gould. at No. TO F1fth-ave
For Gods sake, give food! 1 starving?'
said Miller. the door opened by the Gould
butler
The starving man was invited in. The table IN
things good TO eat. So weak the q
result Of his long fast that his stomach sickened
at the sight of the plentiful supply of food placed
before him. and he arose from his seat and stag
gered into the street. where he sidewalk
in a
DR.. +. K. HOLSTER OF No. 81 Madison-ave.. one
OF the visiting physicians of the Flower Hospital
who happened to be passing at the time, was one
of the first to reach Miler's SIDE and after making
lapse due to starvation. An ambulance from
Flower Hospital summoned, and DR.. Quick.
who responded. took Miller to Bellevue Hospital.
AT Bellevue Miller said that he his way
to the home of Adoph Lewisohn, at No. West
Fifty SeVenth-st, in order to solicit aid from him.
Dr. Shearer, who examined him at the hospital,
said that the man, in addition to being in a starv-
ing condition. suffering from tuberculosis.
the hospital
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1902-11-28
DEDICATION OF ST. JosEPHs.
ARCHBISHOP FARLEY SAYS CATHOLIC
CHURCH SAVES CITY FROM WRATH
OF GOD

The dedication OF ST. Joseph's Catholic Church
in Bathgate-ave. near Tremont-ave.. in The Bronx
by Archbishop Farley. took place yesterday Twsn-
ty-f1ve altar boys, fifty priests who included the
Rev Peter Farrell, rector Of the church; the Rev
John J Keegan. pastor of St. Thomas's Church.
st. NichOlas-ave and OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES
ST.. and Father McKenna. Of West Chester pre-
ceded the Archbishop in a procession from the
pastors house, in One-hundred- and-seventy-f1fth-
ST., to the church All dressed in their priest
ly robes. and an altar boy the head of the line
carried large golden crucitX
The outside of the church first blessed. and
then, after the procession had marched up the
centre aisle the altar. the inside of the church
was blessed by the Archbishop. The march was
then continued around the church while holy water
was sprnkled about. Father McAvoy, Of Ford
ham, the celebrant of the mass; Father Gregg
deacon, Father Healey sub-deacon and the
Rev J. J. Lennon master OF ceremonies. After
the others had taken their places around the affair
the Archbishop seated himself on the throne High
pontiical mass then sung, which was fol-
lowed by a sermon by the Rev. Nicholas r. Walsh
of the Cathedral of the Holy Cross, Boston,
Archbishop Farley spoke only for about hve
minutes He commented on the duty OF the people
toward the Church. and said
THE Catholic Church is known throughout the
world and in New-York City. I regret to say. the
stain Of sin and crime is great that the wrath
of God would be visited upon it if it were not for
the Catholic Church"
Among those present were Monsignor Sbaretti,
Apostolic Delegate to Canada; the Rev James La
Crosby and Fathers Phean. Carlton and Reilly
Of Syracuse. TT
The inside of the church vas decorated WIN
American, Irish and German flags and req, Willle
and blue streamers. On the altar were many dec
grated candles, white and yellow chrysanthemums
and roses. The church is of white marble stone an9
is built in the shape of cross The altar Is OF
marble onyx. Attractive features OF the churc1
are its Stained glass windows in the sanctuary end
of the church being twenty-four feet VIDE
and thirty-tive feet high
The interior of the church is finished IN OAK anu
decorated with marble affairs imported from !taly.
The belfrv tower Of the church is go feet HIGH
and towers above all other structures In The Bronx
The architect John r. kirby.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1902-11-28
BIG SUIT AGAINST MINISTER.
MAN ALLEGES THAT CLERGYMAN
CALLED HIM A BIGANIIST AND
MORMON

Peekskin. N Y. Nov. IA suit IN the Supreme
Court OF Westminster County has been instituted
by Arson K. Cassovoy. Of No 119 Depew-st. this
village against the Rev. William L. Pattison. who
owns large house at No. $50 Depew-st-, but does
not live in it, The suit is for $4,000 damages for
defamation OF character. in seven accusations
1900 for six OF them. and $4,000 for the last.
1t is alleged that at different times in the pres
ence Of c. D. Dyckman, William H. Clinton. Dr.
Percy c. Snowden and others Mr.. Pattison called
Mr.. Cassovoy bigamist and Mormon. said he was
not married to his present wife. and had q wife
and family living elsewhere. whom he did not sup
port and from whom he had no divorce The min
lister is also accused OF sending letter to Mrs. N
H. Michaels. OF New-York. in which he made
MANY damaging statements about Cassovoy. The
letter is placed in full in the complaint and Is
David NJ. Carvalho the handwriting expert mas
examined this and other letters, and pronounced
them in the handwriting Of Mr.. Pattison. The
papers were served the defendant in New
burg last evening, where Mr. PattiSon was round
The defendant has been twice married. and both
wives dead He is TepUted wealthy Inc case
promises to be sensational
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1902-11-28

Tnent must be due TO better enforcement. per-
maps TO degeneration in States which were ahead
OF her ten years ago.
NJ tne Southern States come at the tail end Of the
Lst put there is encoura cement IN the fact that
there has been decided decrease in Juvenile ilit-
eracy IN many of them since $780, in several this
decrease amounting to 10 per cent, or per cent a
year for the decade.
On the contrary. there is food for thought in
the fact that number of the greatest and most
enlightened States show marked degeneration In
this regard. The following the most marked:
MASSACHUSETTS,, from second place to ninth; New
Fro-o 70 t o.
fifteenth; New-Jersey. from fifteenth to twenty
nrst. These five States the leading manufact-
uring States OF the Union. judged by their total
product. 1t will be seen that four of them. New
York, New-Jersey, Massachusetts and Illinois, fell
Just about the same distance from six TO nine
points and that they all fell from honorable places
rear the head OF the list in 1880 down position
which brings them unpleasantiy near the Southern
States. Pennsylvania did not fall far but she
did not hold an honorable position in 1890.
This significant drop In the great manufacturing
States, according TO the Consumers League, can be
due TO only one thing-the increase of child labor.
Other manufacturing States have dropped also,
though in q less marked manner
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1902-11-28
4 RECEPTION FOR DIR. MENDES-
THE PASTOR OF THE SPANISH AND PORTUGUESE
SYNAGOGUE HAS SERVED TWENTY
FIVE YEARS.

On Sunday evening the Spanish and Portuguese
Conversation Shearith Israel. OF this city. the Old
est Jewish congregation in this country. VIII give
a reception at the assembly room Of the synagogue
Central Park West and Seventieth-st. for its min
lister, the Rev Dr. H P6reira Mendes. in honor or
his twenty-five years service. DR.. Mendes was
formerly minister OF the Jewish congregation IN
Manchester England. Since his arrival In this
country he has always continued to be leader in
Jewish thought and historical Judaism He IS
president OF the Union OF Orthodox Jewish Con-
gregatons OF America, and also president OF the
Board OF Jewish Ministers Of this city.
The exercises on Sunday will be opened by a
prayer by the Rev. DR.. Bernard L Drachman.
rabbi OF the Congregation Zichron Ephraim, after
which the Rev. DIT. S. Schuman, of Temple Beth
Ill Fifth-ave. and Seventy sixth-st, representa-
tive Board OF Jewish Ministers. viii deliver
an address. The members OF the congregation.
through Frederick A kursheedt, will give TO DR..
Mendes a handsome silver loving cup and sub
stantinl check. fine parsonage, In Central Park
West adjoining the synagogue is being built for
his occupancy. Gratz Nathan. behalf OF the
ancient Hebra Hased Va-Amet, the oldest Hebrew
charitable society in the city; Henry S. Allen, rep
resenting the Hebrew Relief Society. and Miss
Belas, for the Sunday school. will each present
handsome pieces OF silver and engrossed sets of
resolutions The joint gift of the Ssterhood of the
congregation and the Junior League consists OF a
large silver pitcher. DIT. Solomon Solis-Cohen Of
Philadelphia has been invited to deliver the prin
cipal lay address Of the evening. Music will be
played by SChwabs Orchestra.