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Some automobiles can travel ono
hundred miles without being repaired
if they are shipped by traln.-Chieaso
News
Defined: Papa. what is man or
one ldea?' Amy man. my son win
has an idea that differs from yours s.
Chicago Tribune.
He-"She holds her age we'll dosen,.
she?' She-"Yes. She doesn't look
day older than she says she is."-pbn.
adelphia Record
Freddy-"Pop, when do they call
woman an old hem" The maternal
when she becomes hopelessly SET in
her ways, my son. Tx
I'm the manager up-to-date?" TN.
to-date. Why he's just introduced !,
game of ping pong in the balcony scena
in Romeo and Juliet Tit Bits
An aesthetic soul well, did she
buy the book?" No" replied tha
clerk; 'she said she didn't like the
cover design. "-Detroit Free Press.
His soft answer; Angry mother
Now Bobby, don't let me speak TO
you again" Bobby (helplesslyy-"How
can l prevent you. mamma? "-Boston
Globe.
Wanted to know: Mrs. Stubb-"They
have captured the cleyerest hotel rob.
Der In the country, john Mr.. Stubb
h,Nfa 4 h,
Chicago News.
He thinks of having his poems pub.
lished In book-form." We'll, that's the
best way of putting them where they
won't bother anybody. '-Philadelphia
Evening Bulletin.
He-"What more can you ask, dear7
Haven't l admitted l was wrong and
humbly apologized?" well, what of
it? l have no respect for a man who
Is that weak."-Life.
'"The singer has made great strides
in the profession. hasn't she?" Eyes,
indeed. Formerly, when she received
an encore, she sang; now she usually
smiles. Town and Country.
Mrs. Slumkin-"The Werdey baby is
the picture of her father" Mr.. Stun.
KIM suppose that when the child
is little older she will be the phono-
graph of her mother. Judge.
Wont you try the chicken salad
Judge" said the clearinghouse keep
err II tried it yesterday, ma'am," re-
piled the witty judge, "and the chicken
proved an allbi. Record.
Might be worse: Mrs. Parvenu-
And then the whole awful story got
into the papers" Mrs. Beenthere-
"Oh, well, matters might be still worse.
1t might have been dramatlzed"-
Judge.
Ostentation: You say your next
door neighbors make a vulgar display
of their wealth." Yes" answered
Mr.. Bickerson; they left a ton of coal
out on the sidewalk all day yesterday"
Washington Star.
Parke-"The other day l was in a
kind of vision, and saw my wife as
the most perfect woman in the world"
Lane-"Where We're you" Parke-
"In an Intelligence office, describing
her to cook | was trying to engage"
Judge.
Humoring his customers; Professor
Won Note-"You hat a vine collection
off classic music here Music dealer
THAT'S for young ladies to look over
previous to asking for Il copy of The
Honeysuckle and the Bee New
York Weekly.
Exception: "This talk about inyen-
lions bein' injurious to labor Is all
nonsense" said Convict No. 151. why
so?" asked the guard. Because it is.
A patent burglar alarm wuz the cause
O. me gittin' five years at hard labor"
indianapolis Sun.
Her pap-"Yo' aspiah ter marry nah
daughtah, sab? HIM. Whad am yor
prospec's?' The sutton Ia widowerl--
"Ebery single one of de pussons TO
whom nah late lamented wife done
washin' fo' hab promised ter liberty
Rules of success: what is your rule
of business-your maxim?' the Wall
Street baron was asked. VERY SIM
ple," he answered; pay for something
that l can't get, with money that
haven't got, and then sell what | never
had for more than it ever cost. Life.
Legal points: 80 he got out an in
junction against your company" we
say pityingly; why didn't you fore
stall him by getting an injunction to
prevent the issuance of his injunc-
tion?" Il couldn't, you see he was
slick enough to get out an injunction
against my getting out an injunction
against his Observation-Disclosures
Herald.
Dear" she said, during an interval
of comparative sanity, promise me
one thing" Anything" he answered
with the reckiessness of love. After
xya have hpen married n reasonable