The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1902-04-27
FUN OF THE WORLD.

Congressman BroBnlow OF tennessee has smart
granddaughter whose clever the delight OF
her parents The other day she TO her grand
father with all smiles.
Grandpa something this morning
running across the kitchen floor without legs What
do you think II was2
Mr. Brownlow studied for a while and gave up. 'whas
it? he asked.
Water" said the youngster triunphantIS.
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Mr. Chamberains splendid memory faces is fire.
quently subject OF the House OF Commons
Recently he passing lobby heartily greeted
new member whom he had only met once before some
years ago political meeting legislator highly
fattered. boosted of his distinction a friend the
smoking Wonderful memory Chamberlain has
get he murmured
Yes" remarked his friend dryly. He asked who
you yesterday
few days ago New York reporter had occasion TO
write a paragraph about Archibald Coiquhoun. the
welkncwn English traveller and The reporter
told that after Mr.. Coquhoun's the letters
N I. c. e. Omember OF the Institute Of -ivf Eugn-
should be placed.
That's easy 10 remember thought the young jour
nalist. M I. c. E. spells mice forget that
But the disadvantage of mnemonics again
illustrated, for when the reporters turned in
the letters after Mr. COquhounh r a T s.
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Dorothea those children whose silence
when awake regarded sign that is
mischief One day. when she about and
silence which bodied trouble She about look
the baby when Dorothea came in rosy lips
bearing the traces OF feast
Where have you been Dorothea? What you
eating"
Cheese" said Miss DorOthea
Where did you get it dear?' asked her mother.
In the mouf-trap." answered delinquent
In the trap" exclaimed the Mortified mother.
Yes"
Then the mother laughed. But what VIII the POOR
.Dey wasn't bit frightened mamma Dey was two
moufes in de trap when Gated the cheese
zollenbaum, who is quite character he a little
service in the Union army, but regards himself
hero. night in Grand Army campfire he
reeng his Yaorous exploits. which by much repetition
had grown both in number and character. lie told how
in battle he had killed four rebels hsndto-hsnd
combat. battle had slain six
But the close Of his remarks little man
in the OF the hall wearing medal OF honor
and called attention the that the battles
gentleman mentioned the day. hfteen
hundred miles apart
This blow babe fair for moment TO stagger the
doughty zolenaaumi but he equal the occasion
My vrends. he shouted, OF Grand
Army have a rebel u midst Rouse nit him
and in the confusion Zoienbaum marched proudly
hail
DR.. Temple often greeted aneetionately by per
fectly unknown who professed to be his friends
and who afterwards turned out be old Rugby boys.
The bishop got into the OF pretending remember
the identity of any lively person who few up him
with rapturous greeting-smply lengthy
sometimes cresfsllen explanations One day at Oxford
a handsome youth greeted him with a shake
hand.
"Eh?" said the always bishop abstractedy. You
quite
Yes" replied the good-loOking young with
graciousness.
''AH we'll at home?' said the bishop
The young man stared slightly. but replied
ously. All well thank you
Father well? said the bishop
My father, sir. is dead" said the young with
a little pardonsble sternness.
AIR utterly undisturbed bishop. and hov's
your mother?'
Sir" replied the handsome young with great
gravity Her majesty the is in excellent health
He Prince Leopold the Duke OF Albany.
Dr. Temple had been tutor, that impression
able bishop had Tor the time being forgotten.