The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1902-09-28

till he's started somebody off FIR tn
northeast north. An he has no throuble
to find a man. Mex to bein' invited on
private yacht to sail in tn Middyte-
ranyan, tn incest thing a millyionaire
ocan do FIR we is to make an Arctic eX-
plorer iv ye. TIL prelim 'naries is great
sport. FIR two years We go around tn
country letch'rin' on What l will see
in tn Arctic regions whin l get there
If at ALL Fin'lly We set off with tn
fleet, consistin' iv a ship FIR ye'ersilf.
three FIR tn provisions, two FIR tn
clothes an wan FIR the diaries They'se
also a convoy. TIL business iv tn
convoy is to dhrop in at Thromsoe in
Norway an asst FIR news iv We. Throm-
soc is wan Nv til farthest north places
that amy explorer has been. But it
we'll repays a visit, bein' a thrivin'
bustlin Swede city with a good club.
Afther tn long struggle with tn pitt
liss ice machine it is very pleasant TO
dhrop in on this hospital community
an come back that night be thrain.
Well, as / was Sayin', wan explorer
starts off IN a fur suit an has tn time
iv his life an tn other explorer stays
at home an suffers tn crool hardships
an bitther disapp'intments iv life in
Brooklyn. Lashed to his rockin chair,
he shivers ivry time tn wind blows an
tn purls iv that far-off region iV ice
an snow an funny little Esquemo
women in union garments iv fur. He's
in Greenland now; he's battlin' with
the deadly ice foe; now he's resslin'
with a Polar bear; he's up he's away;
he's reached tn Pole; he's pullin' it
up be tn roots; bravo Baldy!' an so
he goes till his hands is
all chapped firm thinkin' iv
49, -.
firm tn encounter with a Polar bear
an his rockin' chair is in danger iv
bein' dashed to pieces again tn
threacherous PLAINLY. An wan day
message comes firm tn other explorer:
Rio Janeiro. We have rayturned baf-
fed but not debated. TIL picked wal
nuts give out befure we reached tn
West Indies. AS far as we've gone
we've had excellent raysults. TIL
cap'n, tn mate, tn cook, tn stewart
an eighty per clint. iv tn crew is in
ir'ns an as soon as I've got this tilly-
gram off I'm goin' in to punch tn sur
geon. 1 congratulate We. Yeer name
will stand high among tn binnyfactOrs
Nv science. We have demonstrated
beyond. fear iv contradiction that tn
Gulf sthream is jus where 1t was an
that volcanoes amt what they are
cracked up to be. Our motto is: "Niv-
er give up tn ship. It's too comforta-
BILE" Who's yeer banker here? Whin
tn millyionaire dies Nv exposure, vie
tim to science, tn mariners rayturns
an letchers on tn subject: 'Quarrels
l have had in tn frozen north Talk
about tn terrors iv Arctic exploration.
Hinnissy! There's where We git thin.
Did ye liver go to an Attic explora-
ton fletcher? 1 did wanst They was
wan down at tn brothers school las
WHITTIER. I've been lame liver since.
None iv it in mine If we PLACE. It's
too hot wurruk in thin clothes. An
aven if We get up near tn pole, what's
1t good FIR? TIL climate is disagreeable,
an tn s'ciety is monotonous. Ivrybody
dhresses alike. TIL wan tailor makes
tn clothes FIR pah, nah, Lucille an tn
Polar bear out iv tn same patthern.
If we go to coort girl,ye don't know be-
fure she speaks whether tbs hersilf or
her Uncle Mike. I heerd iv an Attic
explorer wanst that held hands with
a Swede sicond mate FIR over an hour
befure he rallied his mistake.
mo, sir, no Attic explorations FIR
me, ayether persn'lly or be check. But
If l did go into 1t, I know who I'd sind.
I'd not fool around with people who
begin to cough within sight iv tn car
barns. I'd utilize tn folks in tn
Industries. TIL Pole FIR tn Polars,
says I. They mus be hundherds iv
la-ads up in that part Nv tn wurrul
that'd be willin to earn an honest dol
lar be discoverin tn pole. With thin
'tud be like We goin' down to explore
tn stock yards. l bet nanny iv thin
knows tn pole as well as / know Ha-
ley's slough. Ye'd prob'ly find they've
hung their washin' on it FIR years an
to- ~ IT,
who's ye sind?" asked Mr.. Hen
messy.
''Esqueemos," said Mr.. Dooley.