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St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1902-09-17
LYNDON
Fiftieth AuniYersary.

Mr.. and Mrs. Heman French recently
reached that wonderful milestone in
life's journey known as the fiftieth ami
versary of their marriage. Their friends
sent invitations to relatives and acquain-
tances and on the evening of Wednesday,
| Sept. 10th, between Is and 100 persons
gathered in their pleasant and comforta-
BILE home to offer their congratulations
and best wishes to the worthy couple
The evening was spent in social converse
and "reminiscences which developed the
fact that Mr.. French and Miss Sophia
West Of Danville started out early on the
morning of Sept 10, 1852, and drove to
Barton, stopping in this village at the
hotel for breakfast Reaching Barton
they were joined by Mr.. French's sister,
now Mrs. S. c. Leonard of Glover, and
went to Barton Landing where they
were quietly married. The first years of
their married life were spent in Glover
and they moved to Lyndon in 1857. In
1880 they went to Clinton, Mass, for
one year. but came back to Vermont and
lived in st, Johnsbury until 1888. The
next two years they spent in Glover
when they again moved to Lyndon and
purchased the house for many years
owned and occupied by the late Deacon
Jonas N. Bartlett, where they now live
and enjoy many blessings to comfort
their declining years. Five children
were born to them but only one survives,
c. P. French, a mail carrier of St. Johns
bury. One daughter lived to woman
hood and married Harley Graves and
left daughter, now Mrs. Katie Graves
Flato. c. P. French has also a daugh-
ter, Eva N. There were present at the
golden wedding three sisters of Mr..
French: Mrs. S. c. Leonard, Mrs. George
W. McGahey and Mrs. L. B. Wiley, all
of Glover, and a niece, Mrs. c. D.
French of Barton Landing. Letters
were read from two brothers of Mr..
French, expressing best wishes and con-
tanning generous tokens of their regard
]. NJ. Weeks made a few remarks and
presented in behalf of the company pres
ent and absent purse of over 500 and
several useful articles. Cake and ice
cream were served and the evening was
pleasantly concluded by singing God be
with you till we meet again."
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1902-09-17
BRADFORD.

Miss Georgia Prescott returned to
school at Montpelier Seminary, Friday
sMiss Belle Edwards left Friday for
Boston and New York, expecting to be
away during the coming winter. Mrs
| Daggart, who has been visiting MISS
Edwards for several weeks returned to
her home in Boston the same day.
Mrs. Walter Low left Saturday for her
home in Massachusetts.
Mrs. E. 7. Bagley left Friday for New
port to spend several days with her
husband, who has position IN the
Custom House.
Miss Marcia Winship spent last week
in Island Pond, the guest OF Miss Helen
Blake. George Jenkins assisted in the
post office during her absence.
Among the pensions announced this
week is one for Amos B. Sawyer, OF So
per month.
Mrs. Adaline BlakeIy with Miss Paul
inc B'akely and Carol Low spent last
week in the White Mountains.
Miss Flossie and Bertha Morrill, re-
turned last week from Rye Beach, where
they have been employed during the
summer.
e Mrs. Nellie Armstrong and little son Of
Lebanon are visiting her mother, Mrs.
H. G. Worthy on the lower Plain.
Mrs Minnie Clement, who has been
spending few weeks with her brother,
A. W. Peters, returns to her home in
Worcester, Mass, Wednesday.
Mrs. w. H. Robshaw has been quite
sick for several days but at present writ
ing is slightly improved.
Mrs. E. A. Bishop is spending week.
Boston.
Miss Charlotte Strickland with Baron
ess Van Brunnow left Saturday for a
several days trip through the White
Mountains.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1902-09-17
For Over sixtK Years.

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup has
been used by millions of mothers for
their children while teething. If disturb.
ed at night by sick child suffering and
crying with pain of cutting teeth, send at
once and get bottle of "Mrs. Winslow' S
Soothing Syrup" for Children Teething.
1t will relieve the poor little sufferers i'm
mediately. Depend upon it, mothers.
there is no mistake about it. 1t cures
diarrhea, regulates the stomach and
bowels, cures wind collie, softens the
gums, reduces Inflammation, and gives
tone and energy to the whole system.
"Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup" for
children teething is pleasant to the taste,
and is the prescription of one of the old
est and best female physicians and nurses
in the United States. Price twenty-five
cents a bottle. Sold by all druggists
throughout the world. Be sure and ask
for "Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup"
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1902-09-17
The Renewal n Strain.

Vacation is over. Again the school
bell rings at morning and at noon, again
with tens of thousands the hardest kind
OF work has begun, the renewal of which
is mental and physical strain to all
except the most rugged. The little girl
that few days ago had roses in her
cheeks, and the little boy whose lips
were then so red you would have insisted
that they had been kissed by strawber-
ries," have already lost something of the
appearance OF health. Now is a time
when many children should be given a
tonic, which may avert much serious
trouble, and we know of no other so
highly to be recommended as Hoods
Sarsaparilla, which strengthens the
nerves, perfects digestion and assimila-
ton. and aids mental development by
building up the whole system.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1902-09-17
500 Reward, 500.

The readers of this paper will be pleased
to learn that there is at least one dreaded
disease that science has been able to cure
in all its stages and that is Catarrh.
Halls Catarrh Cure is the only positive
cure now known to the medical frater-
nifty. Catarrh being a constitutional
disease, requires a constitutional treat
ment. Halls Catarrh Cure is taken in
ternally acting directly upon the blood
and mucous surfaces Of the system
thereby destroying the foundation of the
disease, and giving the patient strength
by building up the constitution and as
sisting nature in doing its work. The
proprletors have so much faith in its
curative powers that they offer One
Hundred Dollars for any case that it fails
to cure, Send for list of testimonials
Address F. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, O.
Sold by druggists, 75c.
Halls Family Pills are the best.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1902-09-17
CABOT.

The friends of Edgar Odekirk will be
interested to know that he has advanced
unusually rapidly in the service of the
Boston Elevated Company, which he
entered as a conductor five years ago.
When the company's overhead system
was opened he was appointed a guard
on the elevated trains and was soon after
promoted to be motorman., Most of his
work after that was as time keeper and
train starter, however, and at the end of
his fourth year of service he was regu-
larly appointed to the latter position.
Bertha Osgood spent Saturday and
Sunday at home, from her school at
Plainfeld.
The organ at the Methodist church
was played by Gertrude Kenerson on
Sunday.
The remains of Charles Adams of
Marshfeld were brought here for burial,
Sunday.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1902-09-17
HARVEY.

Mrs John Walbridge and Mrs. Addison
Laird OF Cabot visited at O. E. Hale's
last week.
Lizzie McGill has gone to Portland,
Me, for a few weeks.
Harvey Dunn was at ]. L. Frye's Sun
day and Monday.
Mrs. Dorothy Choate, who has been
at f. X. Mackey's for few weeks, has
gone to her home in Monroe.
Mrs. B. M. Dunn is at Mrs. S. M. Frye's
for few days.
Prentiss Woodward and family have
been camping at DR.. Warren's cottage at
Joe's Pond the past week.
Miss Edith Smith visited at M. E.
Moore's last week.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1902-09-17
NORTH WALDEN.

B. B. Amsden, an old resident of this
town who moved to Greensboro Bend
last year, is very low from the effects of
a shock.
Mrs. Fred Fisher and daughter return
to their home in Mansfield, Mass, this
week.
The sheriff's sale of Findley's personal
property was postponed last week, but
will occur today.
Ernest orion has started out with his
ensiIage cutter as the corn was not an
entire failure after all. The frost has not
damaged the hill farms.
Among the recent visitors here are Mrs.
DR.. Goodwin, Minneapolis, Mimi, Aleck
Harrison and wife, Willamstown, Harvey
Kingsbury, Mr.. and Mrs. George Kings
bury, Danvile, Miss N. Holloway, St,
lohnsbury, Mr.. and Mrs. Mandago,
Hardwick, Abba Hovey and Mr.. and
Mrs. George Hazelton, Greensboro.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1902-09-17
WEST DANYILLE.

Wheaton Livingston was in the village
Tuesday on business.
Will Maines of Walden visited friends
here Thursday.
Mrs. Ida S. Merrill of Haverhill, Mass,
made few days visit to her father and
mother, Mr.. and Mrs. George Merrill.
She went to St. Johnsbury Wednesday
afternoon, her mother accompanying
her.
George W. Cook started Monday for
Michigan on his winters job for the Lyn.
donvile Creamery Association.
A. W. Merrill and wife visited St. Johns
bury Saturday and had a family
party at E. P. Brckett's Sunday.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1902-09-17
LYNDON CENTER.

Mrs. A. E, Morgan is spending a week
with her sister, Mrs, Hoffman.
Miss Aida Quinby of Pittsfed, N. H.,
is visiting her aunt, Mrs. D. B. Stoddard.
Several from this place are planning to
attend the 6. A. K. encampment at
Washington the first week in October.
Mr.. and Mrs. Ira H. Watson have been
the guests OF their parents, Mr.. and Mrs.
E. M. Campbell. Mr.. Watson will re-
sumo his work at Moves pharmacy next
week. They have been spending the sum-
mer at Lake Willoughby.
Charles Mcclure and Mrs. Eta Nc.
Clure spent several days last week in
Barton.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1902-09-17
SUTTON.

The Ladies Aid Society have been paint
ing and papering their hall inside and
painted the outside, S. H. Chckering
from West Burke doing the work
F. 0. Berry has moved onto the farm
that he bought of Alfred Allard known
as the J. E. Willard place. Alfred Allard
has moved into the house that he bought
OF his brother Hollis, and the latter has
moved onto the farm that he bought of
George B. ingalls,, known as the F. M.
Abbott place, while George Ingalls, has
moved to Lyndon to Ingalls, Brothers
place.
Mrs. Joanna Coe has changed her
boarding place from Charles McKown's
to Corydon Parker's.
Mrs. V. M Fish, who has been at H. A.
Blake's and other places in town, has
gone to Lakeport, N. H, with niece
where she expects to remain for the win.
| ter.
Several from this town attended Bar.
ton Fair and report large attendance
and very successful fair in every way.
On account of the heavy rain Saturday
night there was no grange meeting but
one will be held Saturday evening, Sept.
20.
There is to be baptism at the Union
House church Sunday afternoon. Ser.
vices at 2.30, to be followed by the bap
tism.
DR.. Mary Bachelor spake on missions
to small audience at the church Wednes
day evening.
Rev. E. c. Clarke attended the yearly
meeting at Starksboro last week.
Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets cure
a cold in one day. No Cure, No pay
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1902-09-17
WEST WATERFORD

Mr.. and Mrs. Joseph Wark visited
at E. E. Hovey's last week. '''''Td
The farmers in this neighborhood ~.
filling their silos. are
School commenced Sept. in dict.
No, IA with Miss Lang from Bartn ~
as teacher. 'oD'
Lambert Packard from St. Tobpsbrrn
and Charles Packard from South paa:
dena CAL, recently visited at F. w E gSa'
tings'. Las
Miss Frances Hastings is ATTENDING
St. Johnsbury Academy. DuinS
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1902-09-17

Any Church or parsonage or institu-
ton supported by voluntary contribution
will be given a liberal quantity of the
Lonsman & MARTINEZ Paints whenever
they paint.
NoTE:- This has been our custom for
twenty-seven years; any building not
satisfactorily painted, will be repainted
at our expense; about one gallon of Lin
seed OIL to be added to every gallon of
the paint to make ready for use; it's
mixed in two minutes, and cost of the
paint thereby made less in price than any
other. Yearly product over one million
gallons.
l.ongman & Martinez.
Sole Agents, Flint Bros.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1902-09-17
WEST BARNET.

Mrs. Ella Choate had the misfortune
to fall and break her arm as she was
getting out of carriage, Friday.
Miss Stella GilElIan has been quite sick
for the past week.
Mrs. A. c. Richie spent last week with
relatives in Ryegate.
Mrs. Lynds of Lowell was the guest of
Mrs Ella Choate for several days.
Lakeside closed Thursday.
Mrs Mary Wright, Mrs. Somers and
Mrs. Goodnough have been visiting at
Joseph Hasties and Mrs. Susan Gilfl-
lan's.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1902-09-17
Fast COnIing of the steamer, "Empress
of China"

On a recent voyage of the Canadian
Pacific Railway Company's Steamship
Empress of China" when owing to a
delayed departure from Vancouver she
she was required to make fast passage,
the Coaling Agents Nagasaki, Japan, were
asked to make a special effort to coal the
ship with despatch.
They responded so well that the ship
received into her bunkers 1910 tons of
coal in 8 hours and 10 minutes, or 372
tons per hour, which is the record OF the
port.
AS this coal was all handled from light
ers to the ship by Coolies-men, women
and children-in small baskets, an appre-
citation may be had of the feat performed.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1902-09-17
A Parsons Noble Act,

Il want all the world to know"
writes Rev. c. J. Budlong, OF Ashaway,
K. l., what thoroughly good and re-
liable medicine l found in Electric Bit.
tiers. They cured me of jaundice and
liver troubles that had caused me great
suffering for many years. For a gen.
uine, all-around cure they excel anything
l ever saw" Electric Bitters are the
surprise of all for their wonderful
work in Liver, Kidney and stomach
troubles. Don't fail to try them. Only
SO cts. Satisfaction is guaranteed by
Flint Bros.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1902-09-17
A White Moose.

M. A. Gushing, OF Boston, saws he bos
seen white moose. White deer bays
been seen occasionally in the Ma;ns
woods at rare intervals during the Iast
80 years, but up to the present time ss .
white moose has never been heard n
MIR. Gushing ran across onein the tanoIed
spruce thickets near Chair Buck NOM
tain, few days ago. The moose was q
full grown bull, and in color was duskT
white.
The sanitary employees of SANTIAGO
Cuba, struck last week because tbev had
not been paid for two months and the
city is in a filthy condition.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1902-09-17
To accommodate those who are par

To accommodate those who are par.
tial to the use of atomizers in apply
ing liquids into the nasal passages for
catarrhal troubles, the propretors pre-
pare Ely's Liquid Cream Balm. Price,
including the spraying tube, is rs cents.
Druggists or by mail The liquid embod-
les the medicinal properties of the solid
preparation. Cream Balm is quickly
absorbed by the membrane and does not
dry up the secretions but changes them
to natural and healthy character. Ely
Brothers, Sc Warren St., N. Y.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1902-09-17

Julia Rollins and Ida Moves were ho
from Montpelier Seminary over Spn nI,ne
Will Morse has moved his fam;lr
Montpelier. The daughters, Grace 10
Maude are to attend school at the C ana
mary. 'ein'
Mrs Mabel Haines Burnham of Lisho.
is assisting her parents, Mr.. and d' MOI
Ezra Haines. MIS-
Rev. Carroll Lance of Sheffield occrn;,
the pulpit at the Methodist church ' S,'
day, in exchange with Rev. 0. E ALLY ouu'
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1902-09-17

in Kirby. Mrs. King has been in the
Hanover Hospital.
Rev. !. c. Bodwell returns from Maine
today to oficiate at the wedding ofGrace
Densmore, daughter Of Mr. and Mrs.
Clark B. Hutchinson, and John William
Spain OF Quitman Ca, which occurs this
afternoon.
Steele, Tapin & Co. carry the "Guyer"
hat, Stein, Bloch & Co., suits and top
coats.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1902-09-17

Whence came that sprightly step, fault
less skin, rich, rosy complexion, smiling
face. Sine looks good, feels good. Here's
her secret. She uses DR.. Kings New Life
Pills. Result, all organs active, diges-
ton good, no headaches, no chance for
blues" Try them yourself. Only Csc
at Flint Bros,
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1902-09-17
Fewer Gallons: Wears Longer.

You can paint a building with fewer
galonsof Devoe Lead and Zinc than with
Mixed Paints, and it will wear twice as
long as lead and oil mixed by hand.
Sold by Flint Bros.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1902-09-17
To Cure n Cold i'm Oro NJ

Take Laxative Bromo Ouinine TahIo.
All druggists refund the money if it 't fs1.
to cure. E. W. Groves signature IL ,a o
each box. Csc. ID On
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1902-09-17
WhEELOck.

Mrs. May Gaskell of Burke is belnino
care for her brothers wife, Mrs. Frank
Farr.
= Remember the Grange meeting next
Saturday. N'
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1902-09-17

Miss Mae Aldrich was unable to teach
last week, but has improved in health so
to begin school again.
W. ]. Smith, Adds Barber, Seth Allard,
r. O. and John Barber all came home
with prize cards from the Barton fair.
The lastlect in the Epworth League
course will be given Friday night by A.
J. Hough in the Methodist church.
Rev. Mr.. Aiken of Cabot exchanged
pulpts with Rev. G.. D. Lance, Sunday.
In the absence of Rev. Ozro Roys, Byron
Kendall read a sermon at the Free Bap.
fist church.
Lyman Brown has given up farming
and goes to st. Johnsbury, where he is to
work in the Fairbanks scale shops.
Hartley Nelson and wife returned to
town Saturday.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1902-09-17
Great Irrigated
- Valleys

ARKANSAS VALLEY COLORA Htude8 4eoo # beet
tories thousands
din fly years
PECOs VALLEY NEW it, 175
on edee great plains
noted Tor
with
hAO GRAND VALLEY NEW
gi great raising
s. rarns
Valley ARIZONA h miles 20
mics WIDE
SAN JOAQUIN VALLEY,
WIDE wheat raising wine
ing oehes and rich
mandsma
INDUSTRIAL COMMISSIONER
s,. : ;::':::: :;;:: : ;S;.s. Santa
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1902-09-17
SHEFFIELD.
Death of MIR. Dexter.

William Dexter, who has been resi-
dent of this town for the past 35 years
passed away Thursday, Sept 4. The
funeral was held at the Methodist church
Saturday. Mr.. Dexter has been a sufferer
from consumption and heart trouble for
many years, but has stoutly fought
against it until Thursday, being confined
to his bed but three days. He was born
in Barton, Nov. 3, 1888, and came to
Sheffield in 1867, where he has lived since.
Although unable to do manual labor, he
has been up with the times in mental
work, was town superintendent Of
schools for a number OF years, represented
the town in 1883, and has been an active
member of the Methodist church since
coming to town. He leaves three chill
dren, Mrs. H. P. Simpson of this place,
Henry and James Dexter of SPRINGFIELD, all
OF whom were with him. during his
last sickness. In his death tn. town
loses a worthy citizen.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1902-09-17

Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets cure
cold in one day. No Cure, No pay.
Price, Is cents.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1902-09-17

Steele, Taplin & Co., st. Johnsbury
carry the "Guyer" hat, Stein, Bloch &
Co., suits and ton coats
The Elbert County tribune., 1902-12-04
Scotch conIuaaI Concord.

Good stories come from Scotland as
well rs porridge and bagpipes. The
last is quite admirable in its way A
traveller. observing an ancient couple
arguing and gesticulating in the road.
in order to avert bloodshed asked the
cause of the dispute. Were no dee
sputin' at a." answered the man;
we're bath O. the same mind. hae
got half-crown In ma pooch. an she
thinks she's no gaun to get it--an' I
think the same. London Globe.
The Elbert County tribune., 1902-12-04
Suggestive Names.

The coxcomb mountains Of British
Honnhras. to some extent an un
known part OF the famous Mahogany
COAST, are undergoing process OF
christening which will Identify them
Tor al times with the beginning of the
tWen.ieh century. One range has
1us' oeen named the Queen Alexandra
mouh'ains, another range takes the
name Of the Prince OF Wales, and n
4ooo loot peak has been named
Mount Joseph Chamberlain.
The Elbert County tribune., 1902-12-04
lola Not Popular in Paris.

A soodly number of municipalities
in France have decided to have streets
named after Zola-Lyons is one OF
them There is movement to this
end In Paris, but It does not promise
to be successful. The French sub
scription toward the erection of n
monument to Zola now amounts to
about $4,000 francs.
The Elbert County tribune., 1902-12-04
pe,rolrum In plaon Of coal.

An effort is being made to secure
Legislation to compel the use of pc
troleum instead of coal in London. The
fogs from which the city so often suf-
fers through Its interference with both
business and health is caused by un.
consumed particles OF coal from its
chimneys
The Elbert County tribune., 1902-12-04
How Lis This for Rsnt7

For storeroom 25 feet wide and
10 feet deep. block distant from
Herald square. New York city. begin
ming with May l. 1903. railroad Will.
for the ensuing three years, pay $S7.-
900 as annual rental. Architects for
the railroad company are drawing
plans to transform the room into what
1t is asserted will be the finest ticket
office in the United States.
The Elbert County tribune., 1902-12-04
No Need of Horses.

A iissouri man who went to Wash
ingtor to sell horses. reports the fol-
lowing conditions there: THE people
travel on electric cars and do not need
roadsters: they ride bicycles and au-
tomobiles and do not need fast trot-
ters; they gamble by wire and do not
need race horses. and there you are"
The Elbert County tribune., 1902-12-04
Some Valuable Hints.

II your cellar is dry 1t will be
healthy for the children; If it is damp
1t VIII do to raise that delicacy, snsils.
In which there is much profit. sug'
gests the Baltimore Herald. Water
In the cellar can be used for the pur-
pose and entertainments of your
DUCKS which are palatable; these few
hints may suffice to suggest some prof
table Industry to homekeepers.
The Elbert County tribune., 1902-12-04
A Mistake Somewhere.

What does she say?" asked the
crafty politician who had referred the
committee to his wife for information
as to his intentions.
.she refused to talk" replied the
spokesman of the committee
Then it wasn't my wife you met.
gentlemen" he rejolned, with great
positiveness. 1T was somebody else"
The Elbert County tribune., 1902-12-04
HUMoR OF THE DAY.
MERRY JEsTs ABOUT ANYTHING
AND EVERYTHING.
Uncle cy Finds FeiIow-u Unfortunate
Politician Knew II Was Not His
Wife Who Had Been Interviewed
Onion as Remedy.
In the Style.

He was hard worker. but by effort
he had secured several assistants and
was having things little easier. A
friend who had not seen him lately
called at his office and found him
busy as ever.
Hello. old man." greeted the WIS.,
itor. still doing seven mems work."
NO." responded the industrious
one, Il have seven men doing my
work.
"Oho," laughed the caller. so you
have organized a trust, too. have
your
The Elbert County tribune., 1902-12-04
More Material,

Mr.. Newliwed-I tell you, dear.
simply can't afford to get you a new
gown.
Mrs. Newliwed (sobbng)-I think
you're Just hateful. and you're the
man who used to call me your ''angel"
and promise me every
Mr.. Newliwed-But it's your fault
If don't consider you an ange. any
more. An angel wouldn't worry about
clothes the way you do.