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The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1902-01-10
CORRESPONDENCE.
Cambridge.

Will Ward had the misfortune to have
his team run away with him last Satur-
day night while returning home from
this village. He sustained some in
juries which may lay him up for few
days.
Rev Abel Anderson and wife of Monte
vidio, MINI, are here visiting friends and
old acquaintance. They were called
here by the death of Mrs Anderson
father, Hans Olson.
The town Of Christiana has establish
ed permanent land marks. County Sur
veyor W l. Marcy completed this work
some few weeks ago and the officers of
the town and also all of the prominent
farmers are well pleased with the work
performed by the surveyor. 'Tis the first
town in the county to establish perma-
nent land marks.
The people of Cambridge were startled
on Sunday afternoon to learn that Mr.
Hans Olson, one of the oldest citizens of
the village, had suddenly and quietly
without sickness Or suffering, passed
away He had attended church during
the forenoon, came home and ate a
hearty dinner, and then lay down to take
his customary after dinner nap. little
later his daughter, Tilla, found him sit
ting in the parlor apparently in great
distress Hans Olson was born in Norby
parish, near Drobak, Norway, March 20,
1917. His parents were peasants. When
a young man he learned the shoemaker's
trade in Christiana, and at this he
worked, in connection with farming, I'M
til he emigrated in 1852. He was mar
ried Nov 3, 1889, to Karen Berg, who was
born Feb 2, 1916. Before leaving Nor
way, eight children were born to them,
two of which died-one twin only two
days old, the other boy of three. Since
coming to America five children have
been born, one of which twin died in
infancy-the only other death in the i'm
mediate family since coming to America
in 1852.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1902-01-10
ONCE IS ENOUGH TO SEE

Gustave Dore's portrait of Dante is worth
seeing -once. But once is enough. Some
such look you notice on the faces of those
who have suffered, and still suffer, much
physical pain; people subject torheumatism,
govt, neuralgia, periodic headache, lumba-
go, or pain from some old lesion. This pain
habit puts its marks on them, as the custom
of handling ropes crooks sailors fingers;
or as too much riding of bicycle stamps
worried expression on certain faces. No
wonder people said of the Italian poet as
he passed along, ''There goes
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1902-01-10
Proving Polarization.

The polarization of the human body
can be proved by allowing strong
current to flow through the body from
one end to the other, the hands being
placed in two basins connected with
the poles. The hands are then dried
and placed in two other basins of wa
ter connected with the wires Of deli
cate galvanometer. A current in the
reverse direction to the original one is
then found to flow from the body.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1902-01-10

Cut this out and take it to Perry &
Doty's drug store and get free sample
of Chamberlain's Stomach and Liver
Tablets, the best physic. They also cure
disorders of the stomach, biliousness and
headache.
The egotism of women is always for
two.
If you would have an appetite like a
bear and relish for your meals take
Chamberlain's Stomach and Liver Tab
let's. They correct disorders of the
stomach and regulate the liver and bow
elf. Price 25c. Samples free at Perry
& Doty's drug store.
Because man is poor it is no proof
that he is unlucky. Inability to do as
he pleases may be the saving of him.
No one can reasonably hope for good
helth unless his bowels move once each
day. When this is not attended to, dis
orders of the stomach arise, biliousness,
headache, dyspepsia aud piles soon fol-
low. If you wish to avoid these ailments
keep your bowels regular by taking
Chamberlain's Stomach and Liver Tab
let's when required. They are 80 easy to
take and mild and gentle in effect. For
sale by Perry & Doty.
Men learn to drink through socia-
bility and continue the habit from sup.
posed necessity
If troubled with a weak digestion,
belching, sour stomach, or if you feel
dull after eating, try Chamberlain
Stomach and Liver Tablets. Price. 25c.
Samples free at Perry & Doty's drug
store.
When q man thinks he is famous,
show him his name spelled wrong in a
newspaper.
Why pay for wind to make soap
float? Why pay for resin to make bulk?
Why not save the expense of washer
woman by getting soap that will do
her work. Maple City Self-Washing
Soap is all soap, made from packers
prime tallow and cocoanut oil, with no
adulteration. It will save you money In
the end. Your grocer is waiting to sell
it to you.
: Courage is bravely reinforced and
sustained by patience.
You wonder how your neighbor
keeps her house SO clean and shining,
and yet appears to do so little work. Go
with her to the grocers when she buys
soap, and that will solye the mystery.
Self Washing Soap saves time, saves
work, saves money. At your grocers.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1902-01-10
Cured.
The following is Chinese joke:

The following is Chinese joke:
In certain house there was a baby
that annoyed every one by it's contin-
ual squalling. At last physician was
called in. He administered a bolus of
the soothing virtues of which he had a
high opinion and offered to pass the
night in the house to observe the eff
fects of his remedy. After few hours,
hearing no noise, he exclaimed: Good!
The child is cured!" Yes" replied the
attendant, the child has indeed STOP
ped crying, but the mother has begun
to mourn
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1902-01-10
He Liked 1t.

Wife-How do you like my new hat?
Husband-The idea Of paying big
prices for
Wife-Big prices! Why, l made it
myself.
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS was say
ing, the idea Of paying big prices for
such monstrosities as the milliners are
showing! Now, your hat is a work of
art Looks as if it came from Paris.
Beautiful, my dear!-
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1902-01-10
johnson on Poverty.

Poverty. my dear friend, is so great
an evil and pregnant with SO much
temptation and so much misery that I
cannot but earnestly enjoin you to
avoid 1t. Live on what you have; live
If you can on less. Do not borrow
either for vanity or pleasure; the vani-
ty will end in shame and the pleasure
in regret.-Samuel Johnson.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1902-01-10
Thousands sent Into Exile

Every year large number of poor suf-
ferers whose lungs are sore and racked
with coughs are urged to go to another
climate But this is costly and not al
ways sure. Don't be an exile when DR..
Kings New Discovery for Consumption
will cure you at home. It's the most in
fallible medicine for Coughs, Colds and
all Throat and Lung diseases on earth.
The first dose brings relief. Astounding
cures result from persistent use. Trial
bottles free at Perry & Doty's. Price Soc
and $1.0O Every bottle guaranteed.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1902-01-10

and cheerfulness soon
disappear when the kid
neys are out of order
or diseased.
Kidney trouble has
become so prevalent
that it is not uncommon
for a child to be born
afflicted with weak kid
neys. If the child urin-
ateS too often If the
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1902-01-10
Relieved.

THAT must be a pretty pad tooth
ache to swell your face like that Why
don't you see dentist?"
Il did call on your friend, DR.. Pull
lem, yesterday and experienced great
relief"
You must be mistaken. Pullem has
been out of town for q week.
Il know. | felt relieved when 1
found that out" -Exchange.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1902-01-10
1t Girda&S The Globe

The fame of Bucklen's Arnica Salve as
the best in the world, extends round the
earth. It's the one perfect healer of
Cuts, Corns, Burns, Bruises, Sores,
Scalds, Boils, Ulcers. Felons, Aches,
Pains and all Skin Eruptons. Only in
fallible Pile cure 25c box at Perry &
Doty's.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1902-01-10
WOlnan'S Intuition.

Tess-She says she can't understand
why people call him f1atterer.
Jess-She does, eh?
Tess-Yes; l guess it's because he
never said anything fattering to her.
Jess-More likely he did say some
thing f1attering and she's trying to
make herself believe he was in earnest.
Philadelphia Press.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1902-01-10
A Precocious Youngster

Tommy-Mamma. the teacher says
it's wrong to wound anything.
His Mother-Yes, dear.
Tommy-Well. papa wound the clock
last night.-Jewelers' Weekly.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1902-01-10
"A Card

We, the undersigned, do hereby agree
to refund the money on 80 cent bottle
of Green's Warranted Syrup of Tar if it
fails to cure your cough OF cold. We
also guarantee 25-cent bottle to prove
satisfactory or money refunded.
COLLINS PHARMACY,
Albion Wis
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1902-01-10

To keep boys off the street corners
furnish them with a room to their lik-
ing and make their boy friends well
come to it.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1902-01-10
First publication Jan. 10, 1902
CTATE OF WISCONSIN.
JUNTT COUF
InPrObate.

COUNTY COURT FUH hUCh CUUINII
In Probate.
Notice is hereby given that at regular term
of the county court to be held in and for SAID
county at the Court House in the city OF james
VILE in said county on the first Tuesday, be-
ing the 18th day of February, 1902 at 10 O'Clock
A. NJ. the following matter will. be heard ana
considered: the application OF John Quigley
Jr.. to admit to probate the last will and tesla
ment of Thomas Quigley late of the Town OF
Fulton in said county, deceased.
Dated January Sd. 1902
Blythe court,
J.W. SALE. County Judge.
e. M. LADD Attorney. 5W3
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1902-01-10
He Got In the Way.

Jimson-You say your wife threw the
poker at stray dog and hit you in
stead
Jester-Yes, but it was my fault. l
had no business standing behind her
when she threw.-Ohio State Journal.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1902-01-10

In Holland no landlord has the power
Of raising the rent or of evicting ten
ant.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1902-01-10
Women as Well as Men
Are Made Miserable by
Kidney Trouble.

Kidney trouble preys upon the mind dis
courages and lessons ambition; beauty, vigor
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1902-01-10

urine scalds the flesh or if, when the child
reaches an age when it should be able to
control the passage, it is yet afflicted with
bed-wetting, depend upon it. the cause of
the difficulty is kidney trouble, and the first
step should be towards the treatment of
these important organs. This unpleasant
trouble is due to diseased condition of the
kidneys and bladder and not to a habit as
most people suppose.
Women as we'll as men are made mis-
cradle with kidney and bladder trouble,
and both need the same great remedy.
The mild and the immediate effect of
Swamp=ROOt is soon realized. 1t is sold
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1902-01-10

ing all about it, including many of the
thousands of testimonial letters received
from sufferers cured. In writing DR.. Kilmer
& Co., Binghamton, N. T., be sure and
mention this paper.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1902-01-10

by druggists, in fifty
cent and one dollar
sizes. You may have a
sample bottle by mail
free, also pamphlet tell
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1902-05-10

Many think it is only small matter
to "stick out vine." and it can be done
at any odd time and in any sort of a
way, and here is where the greatest
number Of failures occur. If the same
vine with the same care Tor lack of it)
had been set in the field or along the
fence. it would have been more apt to
grow. The side of wall is the place Of
all others that is not already prepared
to receive a plant that is to climb, and
this is emphatically true with new
walls where the material, instead of be-
ing earth, is a mixture of mortar and
brick, ashes, lath and plaster-in short,
the refuse of the building not yet sub
dued by time and enriched by the over.
growth Of grass. Remove all such rub,
bish by the bushel and in it's place sup.
ply a mixture of rich soil and good
manure. Into this favorable soil place
the well rooted vine as carefully as one
would set a young orchard or vine
yard plant. The plant is peculiarly eX
posed and needs guard placed arounC
it, or it will get pulled up, trodde1
down or otherwise destroyed. Water il
occasionally needed. and the stems
sometimes require aid in getting hole
of the wall, if ivy, or a support must b.
provided. The vine is still small, veal
and tender.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1902-05-10
Sssy
FRUl7'ssSEtoW
HzSsss32e: 5teA
BORDEAUX MIXTURE.

Formula Safely Used For Brown
Rot of Peaches and PIums.
Many different formulas for making
bordeaux mixture have been recon-
mended but it must be remembered
that the foliage of the peach is more
sensitive than that of other fruits, and
serious damage will result if the solu-
ton is too strong.
We have used three pounds copper
sulphate and six pounds of lime to for
ty-five gallons of water, but find some
damage was done to the foliage of all
the varieties to which it was applied,
with the exception of Chinese Cling.
Chinese Free and General Lee. These
three varieties showed no bad effects.
while slight injury was noticeable on
the foliage of forty-seven varieties.
Where two and a half pounds of cop
per sulphate was used no injurious ef-
fects were noticeable, and the disease
was held in check as well as where the
stronger formula was used.
Our best results have been obtained
where the first application was from
bordeaux mixture made from the fol
lowing formula: Six pounds copper sui
plate, six pounds lime and forty-fve
gallons water. The applications that
followed were made with bordeaux
that contained two and half pounds
copper sulphate, five pounds lime anc
forty-five gallons water.
Place two and half pounds of cop
| per sulphate in a cloth sack and sus
| pend in a wooden vessel containing
twenty-five gallons Of water, so thai
the copper sulphate will be covered
with the water, and it will dissolve il
about three or four hours.
Stake five pounds of quicklime in ;
small quantity of water. care being
taken that good smooth paste is mad
and is free from dirt and Jumps. Whel
the lime is slaked, add enough water t.
make twenty gallons.
When the copper sulphate has dis
solved and the lime paste has been di
luted to twenty gallons, the two ar
poured slowly together and mixed thor
oughly by stirring for several minutes
Professor Newman, South Carolina.
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duce fruit year after year with little
attention, given at the right time, and
ne offers the following hints to that
effect:
The old canes or the poorest of them
must be cut out each spring. The new
SyUd must be thinned to a proper de-
gree and the tops of all canes cut back.
This is but few moments work each
spring. Now, to save all labor possible
let the row of bushes be arranged in
small clumps four feet apart in the
row and protected by such a trellis as
Is shown in the sketch. Inch and a
half stuff is used for lengthwise and
upright supports, while the clumps Of
bushes are held in compact shape by
two pieces of lath at each clump. At a
distance of four feet the tops will near
~ meet each other, while the stalks at
the ground can be worked about with
ease.
would cover the entire ground be-
tween the clumps and between the
rows if there are two or more of these
with coarse meadow hay put on thick,
~. This keeps down the weeds and
many berry sprouts and keeps the
ground always porous, moist and cool
conditions that are especially attrac-
tive to raspberry and blackberry plants
Once a year this mulch will have to be
renewed, as it gradually decays and
becomes worked into the soil, adding
humus and making the earth lighter
more retentive of moisture and richer
IN the material that the berry plant re
quires as food.
Practically, then, the only care the
bushes need is an annual pruning anc
mulching. A little attention now ant
then to the few struggling weeds ant
shoots that force a way up through
the thick mulch will, of course, be re
quired, but first and last there will bt
less work in this way of caring for thu
bushes than by any other that is ordi
narily practiced. The gradual dyins
out of once thrifty bushes that ont
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1902-05-10

In plum trees select the yearling
says one grower.
After the head has once been formed
sour cherries will require little prun
ing, but for a number of years it may
be well to head back the upright. sweet
growing cherries.
All varieties of grapes may be propa
gated by layering, and many, like Nor
ton Cynthiana, Scuppernong and Other
hard wooded estivalis varieties, canno
easily be propagated otherwise.
Golden arbor vitae six to eight fee
high is an attractive novelty.
Even seeds that are strong and larg,
should be watered with care after sow
ing them. Drenching is usually bad TO
them.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1902-05-10
The President Is scourged.

Singing and caustic were illusions
to president Roosevelt and General
Mile. made by Right Rev. B. j.
Kelley, bishop of the Catholic do
cese, in his memorial address before
Jne confederate veterans at Sava1-
nah, Ga, recently. His references to
the president and General Miles were
as follows:
ut is true that the gentleman who
now happens to sit in the presiden-
tial chair at Washington has written
O. President Davis: Before Jeffer-
son Davis took his place among the
arcn traitors, ETC., it was not unnat'
ural that to dishonesty he should add
treachery to the public. The moral
difference between Benedict Arnold
on the one hand, and Aaron Burr and
Jefferson Davis on the other, is the
difference between a politician who
sells his vote for money and one who
supports a bad measure to get high
political position.
when Mr. Davis was living and a
prisoner a fellow named Miles placed
shackles on him in prison, though
there was no necessity for it, and nc
one but a brute would have done 1t
But | have never heard that Miles
after Mr.. Davis death maligned his
cnaracter-that species of the enven
omed malice was reserved Tor the
recreant son of a southern woman
the rough rider of republican poll
tics, the accidency of 1902, the light
ming change artist of the white house
who can hobnob with the kaiser's
brother and sit cheek by jowl with al
Alabama negro; who can indulge II
meaningless platitudes while south
on the bravery and common heritage
of southern heroes and denounc'
them before the Grand Army as an
archists; who can profess a broat
American spirit, which brands sec
tionalism as a crime, and laud tn
loyalty of our veterans of 1861-65 t
the constitution and reunited countr
while the damning evidence OF HI
own written word shows that he CON
pared the modest Roman of them al
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1902-05-10
A Goodbye"
Ny Friends in Flathead County;

To My Friends in Flathead County:
The suddenness of my departure is
explained only by the fact that the
position at a university which I so
very recently accepted demanded my
services at once.
Therefore, I take the opportunity
20 say goodbye" in these columns
and to extend my very great appre-
cation of the many courtesies re-
ceived at your hands. l shall always
remember you. Flathead, with all
her beautiful scenery and all her
grand, good people, has made a chap
ter in my life which can never be
forgot.
My superintendent, Rev. R. M.
Craven, was kind enough to release
me which is also appreciated. When
the time drew near for me to leave,
| found it no easy task. But His
will be done.
Goodbye to all. May the giver OF
every good and perfect gift be your
source of comfort. and peace, both
now and ever more. Amen. Fratern-
ally.
E. r. GILMORE.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1902-05-10
PUT ZIP A GOOD "BLuFF."
But 1t Failed to Work as George Had
Calculated 1t Would.

But 1t Failed to Work as George Had
Calculated 1t Would.
The Rev. Alexander Allison, Jr,
pastor of the Southwestern Presby-
terrain church, in q recent sermon on
the subject of Lying illustrated his
text with numerous stories, and one of
these showed how even in church a
mans false pride sometimes leads him
to prevarication. A young man took
his best girl to church and, when the
time for collection" came round, rath-
er ostentatiously displayed five dollar
goldDiece. Presenting upon the en-
gagement to marry that had been
made by her, the young lady placed a
restraining hand upon the arm of her
fance. why, don't be so extrava-
CANT, George" she exclaimed.
''Oh, that's nothing" he replied. 81
always give So when go to strange
church."
Just then the deacon came with the
plate, and George dropped coin. Ev.
erything seemed favorable, and the
young man beamed with a sense OF
generosity. Then the minister made
the announcements for the week anG
concluded with the wholly unexpected
announcement of the days collection.
''The collection today" said he. twas
1915"
George hadn't much to say all the
way to his fiancee's home.-Philadel
phia Ledger.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1902-05-10
a Natural Gift.

Thomas Nelson Page once told this
story to illustrate the gift of after din
ner speaking. which gift he said he en-
We'd, but did not possess: IAN English
bishop was travelling in a third class
carriage with an individual who was
swearing most tremendously, original
~ and picturesquely. Finally the bish
op said to him, My dear sir, where in
the world did you learn to swear in
that extraordinary mannerT The lat,
ter replied: 1T can't be learned. 1t is p
gift"
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1902-05-10

A stupid is a man who expects wo-
man to do all the talking; bore is a
man who expects her to do all the lis
tening.
Ninety-nine men out of hundred are
either stupids or bores, but the hun
dredth man says just enough to sug-
gest an interruption, and he is account
ed charming conversationalist.-P
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1902-05-10
Hiawathas

"Such a confusing variance in the
pronunciation of 'Hiawatha' exists
both in dictionaries and in the speech
of educated men and women" writes
Elizabeth A. Whitney in The Ladies'
Home Journal, "that have asked Miss
Longfellow how the word is pronounc-
ed by the poets family. She says the
pronunciation which she always heard
from the poet himself is Hi-a-wa-tha,
the 81 pronounced as it is in machine
or 'pique,' the second "a pronounced as
it is in far or in father"
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1902-05-10
House Grown MuskmeIon Plants.

House Grown Muskme1On Plants.
The prime advantage of the house
grown plant lies in the increased earli-
ness of the product. Sometimes there
IS little difference in the time of ma
turity of the first fruits, but the main
crop from set plants is always consid-
erably in advance of that from seed
sown in the open. But it costs an APP
preciable item in labor and equipment
70 grow the plants, and there is also
the risk of losing them by ''damping
off" This is to some extent a con-
trollable factor. On the other hand.
the danger period in the field from in
sects is sensibly shortened. The field
grown plants are later. but are usually
more productive than the house grown.
This advantage is again offset by the
lower price of the product. They are
susceptible to insect attack relatively
longer than the house grown plants,
and they may also damp off, in the
open in cool muggy weather. 1t costs
less to grow them. Probably the con-
servative course to pursue is to grow
an area by both methods if the soil is
Savorable.-John Craig, New York.