The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1902-05-25
FUN OF THE WORLD.


Ethel. between six and seven vars Old. went
he circus With her father long and,
first time her life, elephant As the little SRI
gazed open eyes the animals huge bulk.
Cd and turning her father with pathe1c look her
face. said:
I'D hate to have a elIyfuus's storach-a3he.~
Not long ago Senator Hanna on being ssked whether
with all his business and political success he did net
sometimes wish for something pronptly replied
Yes. I have wish similar one expressed by an
ancient Roman wish that I might chat please.
and make Democrat digest it.
The pastor called Columbus home tSe other day.
where little Freddie bright youagster is great pet
Freddie previously mother say thar the
pastor was very successful in saving souls
During the pause in the Fre<aie,
sitting on the pastors knee. asked
Yes. Freddie replied the Of the enth
win You tel me" went Freddie. ss-togsly how
many souls you have got saved up?@
political orator addressed a club Of Italian IN
English, and to his surprise and satisfaction his lis
paid strict attention and appauded proper
places. shouting: 'vva.T and Bravo repeatedly A.
the conclusion of his speech says Tines
the orator took his beside the chairman He xhis
pered that ne delighted with his reception
spoken a intelligent audience. --Ha-ah'
replied the chairman; FIX AHA dat Me ha up
finger every man say-a 'Hurrah. Ne ho up tree-a
finger every say Bravo DE hoI up whse-a hand.
i-kir like great yell. Ne aha
dat
when Archbishop faiFiaE ryan of psnaaelpAa.
who recently appointed a member Of the board Of
Indian commissioners BY the president yery young
priest he was stationed IN parish IN St. LOUIS, where
Archbishop Kendrick presided the diocese, The
latter lived in small Unpretentious heuse scarce
~ in keeping position the church One day
when Father Ryan passing the house OF the
bishop, accompanied BY Chicago priest who visit
ing the mound city he pointed
dence of the local church The Chicago priest sad with
surprises Why. you should see the splendid e1hee
in Chicago our Archbishop YES responded
Father Ryan, but you should the splendid Arch
bishop have in St Louis for residence"
x x
young teacher who graduated the Normal
school last June asked day last 10 sub
stitute higher grade than her own She little
nervous over her temporary promotion and anxious
that everything should off with good order
While instructing the class in composition sin said
children don't attempt any flights OF fancy Don't
try &c initiate the things you have heard. but inst
yourselves and write what really S you.''
AS result OF this advice little boy turned in the
following composition
Il amt goin attempt fits OF fancy; I'm Just
goin to write what's and I got a hart liver
two lungs and other things like that then I
got stummick, and it's in it a pickle rece OF
pie, two sticks OF peppermint candy. and my dinner"
A contingent of the Fijan native constabu.ary is
coming with the Australian the coronation.
Fill was once the satia of the Pacific, to which escaped
convicts deserving all sorts Of adventures and
desperadoes from Australia. Zealand and america
made their way Its during the first half OF the
nineteenth century mostly records riot, dsbauch-
cry, bloodshed and cannibalsm. Now peaeeahle,
we-ordered British crown colony. and cannibalsm
only memory The last native King of FIJI ThakDmbou.
who coded the group Lord Rosmeaa. a notorious
cannibal before his conversion by the Wesleyan
aries He once discussed the question of canribaism
with Admiral Erskne. 1T all very FOR you to
talk in that way" he said; you have plenty 81
in your country"
zzaz
They seated the sofa in parlor. His false
curling moustache very the painted roses
on her cheeks He doubtful. after ALL whether.
the innumerable OF undying deyoton
that had passed beween them, he really loved
the twenty-five carat ten-ton power that he ought to-
4 he 70 regard her his future wife and
sered how he could break the gently So a
very low he said:
What would you darling II should ten ysu that
yOu never be miner"
4 should say pct" she answered that I've got a
nice bundle Of letters that would help make It expensive
for you"