New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1902-06-16
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men wot thought they was Derby winners I be
iieve IN the Chinese systeu-aIways take some ones
head off when anything goes wrong. It's Ike hre-
works-t keeps the people on their toes an o Won
better 10 do than work Park Row [ come over on
passage an I'll give him job rliIkn the cows I
have lots Of trouble with my clip They don ia lie
might come over. TOO. George has made too much
money for him He's the greatest hand TO save ms
courthouse racket but ne holered about II SO Lnat
tract that George was pushn along Give my re
CARDS TO the right ones, an If you ne4T any one
roastn me let me know. X ., vantage
We went out to Orange. n. J. last Wednesday TO
visit 4 distant relation. Orange is about fourteen
miles from west-st- I took an accommodation
train back That Is what the conductor called It
The train stopped az every hitching post. and It
began to look as If We wouldn't be back before The
Tribune went 70 press Monday morning Going Up
10 that lying conductor. We said: .-
Look here! Did you say this was an accon1loCd-
that's what It is SAID he.
How DO you make that OUT =,
Why" said he. 1t accommodates passengers by
letting them get of every station
Wen. how man, times do you think ink a man nan
Wti{s 20 7PeaTs 70 me nat the blame train in
trying to accommodate everybody. don't accommo-
Well. sir that conductor didn't say another
word.
Hearin' so much about the races. went TO see
them one day last week. and were introduced to
Alderman Sullivan. Some calls him Little Tim
No goin to watch you lose your money"
Not much" said he I've every race
Cleaned out $50 all ready I've got my money e up
now u Just watch her and yoaI wish had got
Sure enough Sadie 8 came in ahead. and then
How do you do that Tim 81, 49,, -
You wouldn't understand II wuZ to tell you
said he, you've got TO belong to Tammany Hall
Peter De Lacy. who raises runnin horses and
other things or his Park Row farm says the story
about his sending Captain Miles OReiIy beautl-
full horseshoe made OF flowers Is a mistake When
we mentioned the name of O'Reilly TO Pete on
Saturday he grew red in the face. kicked a lot OF
hardware of stand in front OF his usual hanE-
2ss6 our bd Peg n coming oVer from Brookyn to
show real Workers how to run things. When
he didn't say word. but just kept on blinking mis-
off eye
It may be hard on the good people Of this town
to poke around under blanket Of soft coal smoke
but they's one thing that ughtens the gloom some
what About four thousand patient mules that
primarily don SEE see he 9 m on out Of Inc depths of
brooks Il We was lust PLAIN mule mule We guess We
lift up bray OF pure thankfulness on account Oh
the strike in the coal regions.
Human natIr is little the queerest thing on top
Of the crust. Miss Mary Curtis Lee. descended
from a line OF folks that TT ard hled for personal
rights was arrested Friday for praferrin' 10
ride in a Jim Crow car down in the OLD Domin-
Ion. We pose if Miss Lee had owned a horse
and had preferred ride in baggage car with her
nag nothln would have been said by the constable
We noticed that Bourke Cochran just billed over
with wrath agin the Tobacco Trust on Friday.
Bourke can jam more quiveria, throhbin enosnun
into a plain lawsuit than any other patriot We
know of When Bourke.s heart bleeds for down.
rrCdden humanity It's about time to stop taIkln
about the gas Dill an fur the mop
Our townsman John {. Sheehan says that
Murphy McMahon and Haffen. accordln' 70 Tam
many law haven't got any standin IN the organ
izatton. It's now in order for Mr.. Sheehan, who's
something of an eXcavator TO oig around and m
form people what kind of a StandIn
Murphy Mcmahon and Hafen have got with any
thing anybody