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The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1902-09-20

must be true. for in 1896 the late -nlan
J. Ingalls, of Kansas thus characterized
the genuine Kansan-and Culp is genu-
inc:
Kansan is that of shy and sensitive diff
fidence He suffers from excess of mod
esty. He bushes, too, easily. There is
nothing he dislikes SO much as to hear
himself talk. He hides his light under
bushel. He keeps as near the tail end of
the procession as possible. He never
advertises. He bloweth not his own
horn. and is Indifferent to the band
wagon. He is oppressed by the vast
responsibility of being an inhabitant of
a commonwealth SO immeasurabiy SUI
perior, in all the elements of present
glory, in all the prophecies of future
renown, to its inferor companions. To
be denizen of a state that suroasses
all other communities as Niagara ex-
GELS all other cataracts. as the sum
transcends all other luminaries. imposes
obligations that render levity impossi-
be.
That Colonel Culp's announcement of
his candidacy for the secretaryShip OF
ceremonies at the greatest worlds fair
is an event, in view of the attributes
which Ingalls, ascribes to him as a gem
uine Kansan, is not to be disputed.
Should such post be created, Colonel
1t was generally supposed, prior to the
Culp announcement, that Colonel John
/. Martin would be the natural selection,
but bearing the ingalls, imprint as he
does, Culp of Kanssas cannot be- re-
sisted.
1t is known that Colonel J. I. NJ, Sec
rotary of sundry ceremonies and bearer
of abundant badges, has made a study
of the ceremony business and reduced IT
to science. He is popularity supposed
to be the expert par excellence in this
matter, being present at all sorts OF
ceremonies, wherever a public display
presents itself. and well up toward the
front, next to the man on the white
horse with the diagonal sash as a deco
ration.
This new colonel this Culp of Kansas,
this able and laudable Culp, appears to
have arrived just in time to upset cal
culations and present unique possibili-
ties in the ceremony line.
1t is seen that 'she suffers from excess
of modesty'' therefore he never would
march at the head of ceremonious
procession wearing the gaudiest uni
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1902-09-20

The Kansas teams will all go into the
game this season better prepared than
ever before. With good material and
competent coaches the teams playing
IN the state this season should make an
excellent record. Interest in the game
has been growing steadily. A few years
ago the honors were left to be fought
for by a trio heavy teams. The Kansas
university team was looked upon as the
superior of all after the famous Baker
team was disbanded. The passing of
the presidents agreement and the adj
herence to the Chicago conference"
rules brought about a change. After
Rock of Ages Pend1eton, Taylor and
the other big follows of the Baker team
were out of the reckoning. the crimson
of K. U. waved victorious until 1900
when the famous Washburn team, I'M
der the coaching of Benny Owen, the
furious playing of Gill, Banks, White,
Hughes and others swept everything
before them in the state, Then the
mighty X. u. went down to defeat. That
year the only team to share honors with
Washburn were the Indians.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1902-09-20

non-advertising nature. He would not
send his latest photograph to the news
papers twice day, morning and AFTER
noon, nor would he attend banquets
for the sole and single purpose of get
ting his picture in the paper as he was
in the act of biting bunch of celery
or sequestrating poached egg He
would not look well with his head un-
der bushel, anyhow, and Culp would.
not let his light shine long enough for
a time exposure. Such an act would
be culps.ble. unlike Culp.
Finally, Culp "bloweth not his own
horn and is Indifferent to the band
wagon Here would be secretary of
ceremonies who would eliminate him-
self for the sake Of the success Of the
ceremony. He would be the engineer
down in the bowels of the vessel. who
runs the ship, but is himself out of the
running. He would not stand upon the
admirars bridge and affect to be flag
lieutenant and yet without his guiding
hand the craft would go adrift Capable
Cu1p. hornless and afar from the band
wagon. would dire ct the parade and be
the mighty man be hind the gun
1t has been sometimes obscurely in
timated," said Mr.. Ingalls, in the article
quoted. that the tye ,ical Kansan lacks
in reserve Censorio us scofers. actu-
ated by envy, Jealousy, mahgnity and
other evil passions, haze limited that he
unduly vauntetb himself; that ne
brags and becomes val notorious: that
he is given to buncombe, tall talk and
magnilOQuence."
But surely the modest shy diffident.
blushing, sensitive Culp, s.Co1onel Culp,
Culp of Kansas. sitting silent on the
sands of Salina, with the heavy bushel
measure supported by his shoulders, like
small boy with his fat hers plug hat
on cannot be made the Subject of such
undeserved filings from per sons actuated
by evil passions, unless it be that these
persons are envious of Culp. E. G. Culp.
Colonel Culp, Culp of Ka nsas, capable
Culp, candidate for secretary of cere-
monies
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1902-09-20
One ON COL. CULP.
st. Louis Paper Has Fun With
the Kansan.
Surprised Worlds Fair Man.
ayers by His Nerve.
HIS SIMPLE REQUEST.
Wants to Be Made Master Of
Ceremonies.
They Think He Is After An
other Mans Laureis.
HIS SIMPLE REQUEST.

Just because Col. E. c. Culp. of Sa-
lima, wanted to be master of ceremonies
at the st. Louis Worlds fair. the Dis
patch of that city tries to have fun
with the Kansas colonel and prints the
following:
o Col. Culp Of Kansas, where the flowers
of the sun
Are borders for the rivers, where the wa
ters never rum
o. able Culp-or culpable or laudable your
aim
1t goes without the saying you could
broaden Kansas fame.
You're capable-not culpable-O, able Col.
Culo,
To grind the aspirations of your fellows
into pulp
And make Culp able to achieve. unculpa-
As ceremony secretary to the human race!
Col. Culp of Kansas. Col E c. Culp
of Salina, Kan. has inspirations which
well may induce Col. John I. Martin Of
St. Louis to look to his laurels-
Col. Culp wants to be secretary of
ceremonies at the Worlds fair. He
shyly suggests his elevation to that as
yet uncreated post in an announcement
of his candidacy
That the suggestion is shyly made
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1902-09-20
form he might happen to have creased

form he might happen to have creased
at the time.
Culp, genuine Kansan, is of shy and
sensitive diffidence" He would make no
from having his picture in the papers.
with a list of his medals and a dia-
gram of his top boots.
Culp sblushes too easily" Knowing
that 1t would be unbecoming in a Sec
rotary of ceremonies to blush like a big
red apple at a compliment bestowed on
gushing girl delighted with a get-up
of the particular ceremony at hand, he
would keep himself in the background.
SO that the success of the ceremony
would be attributed to David r. Fran
els, Isaac S. Taylor or Louisiana
O,Leary. Culp would be cut out alto
gether by his shy and sensitive diff1-
dence, by his excess of modesty, by his
too easy bushes But he would still -
Culp. the secretary, and do his work
Then, again Culp hides his light
under bushel.'' He does. not set it
out upon a hilltop, in the midst of a
clearing, with calcium attachment and
searchlight apparatus. His light would
within the bushel measure, would warm
into being many magnificent ceremo-
MES The power behind the throne
would be the able Culp notwithstanding
the stuffy bushel measure.
Culp of Kansas, Colonel Culp, Culp of
Salina, Kas-. would keep as near the
tail end OF the procession as possible
Herein lies another strong element of
his power. Most secretaries of. cere-
monies would want to be the head and
front of the parade. just behind the
squad of mounted policemen who clear
the way. But with iCulp as the pre-
siding genius the procession in honor OF
| the King OF Siam. at; the worlds fair,
would be lined up with the king in the
place of consDicuity and the modest
shy, sensitive, difiident, blushing Culp
| creeping along under his bushel. lost
amid the grocery wagons and furniture
vans that always advertise their firms
by attaching themselves to the tail end
| OF procession.
| Culp. you must recollect. never adj
vertises. . He is a Kansan, and doesn't
need further publicity There are sc
few trees in Kansas and it, is such a
level state that all its citizens are WIS.,
| ible without advertising. Here in St
| Louis the capable Culp, able to create
| laudable ceremonies, would retain his
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1902-09-20

Until then Washburn had not been
looked upon by the larger teams as a
formidable opponent The agreement
however, brought all teams who follow
ed 1T, on the same level with more near
ly the same opportunities. The hiring
of players was at least regulated" The
larger colleges which had been enabled
to secure the winning teams by reason
of the power of the treasury received
set back. That year Washburn had
the strongest team, from the standpoint
of individual players. which probably
ever played in the state. Had the team
work been equal in effectiveness to the
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1902-09-20

Mrs. Mollie Allen of So nth Fork. KY.
SAYS she has prevented att acks of cholera
morbus by taking Chambe rlain's Stomach
and Liver Tablets when sha, felt an attack
coming Such ATTACKS are usuaHy
caused by Indigestion and these tablets
are Just what is needed 90 cleanse the
stomach and ward off the ar preaching at
tack Attacks of bilious cole. may be pre-
vented in the same way For sale by all
druggists.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1902-09-20
ON THE CRIDIRON.
Football Season Will Formally
Open Next Week.
Ottawa and Kansas Medics Meet
in Topeka.
BLUES AT LAWRENCE.
Washburn Will Meet the Has
keIl Indian Team.
Schedules Give Promise of an
Interesting Season.
BLUES AT LAWRENCE

One week from today the football
season will be formally opened and the
long haired players will hold the atten-
ton of the public until Thanksgiving
The season will open with the game in
Topeka between the Kansas Medical
college eleven and the team from Otta-
wa university. The Washburn team
will play the Haskell Indians at Law
renee the same day.
The Redwood gazette., 1902-11-12
CITY
SHORT ITEMS GAZETTED.

VIM. Murphy. for a long time a
resident of Westline township, this
county, has recently moved to Mot
ley, Cass county. where he will re-
side in the future.
Attorneys W. H. Cooler Of Walnut
Grove, Albert Hauser of Morgan
George 7. Olson of Springfield,
were among the lawyers iu attend
auce at the November term Of court
Judgment has been ordered
against C. Is. Jennings aud \. E
Peckham for non-pavmeut Of the
personal property tax against them
the Judgment being ordered by
Judge Webber last Thursday.
Gunder Peterson. J. S. Gunelson
G. II. kravik and G. F. RAIN as
President. have decided to the pub
lie strip of land in auditor sub
division No. l of Belview village,
and the deed was placed on record
last week.
The Redwood gazette., 1902-11-12

F. Cain, Jr., and Blaine Mckay
have purchased the Porter restau-
| rant.
A black coat, collar of astrachan,
was lost between this place and Sea-
forth on Wednesday, Oct. 29th. Finder
will kindly return to this office.
John Riheldaffer. well-known here
has been elected one of the directors
of the Minneapolis Commercial
club.
Thursday. Nov. 9th. has been
designated by President Roosevelt
as the day set apart for a national
Thanksgiving for peace, prosper
itv-and a Republican congress,
etc.
F. W. Philbrick has returned
from his visit to North Dakota
towns. while Mrs. Philbrick has
returned from Lacrosse. where she
was called some time ago by a tele
gram announcing the illness of her
mother.
Miss Belle Martin of this city re-
ceived word last week to the effect
that her uncle. Thos. Dalton of De-
catur, H., formerly of Dalton City,
and quite well-known to the old
settlers of this section, had three
ribs broken as the result of falling
down stairs recently. Mr.. Dalton
is S5 years old and it is feared that
the accident will prove fatal.
Miss Field. who has been teach
ing in the fourth grade Of the pub
lie schools, has resigned her posi-
ton, on account of having been off
cred another position in a school in
south Dakota, at greatly increased
salary. Miss Field s resi- gnation
was accepted by the board of edu-
cation and the latter has desi gnated
Mrs. W. S. South wick to instruct
in that grade unit! a regular teach
er can be secured.
: Auditor Tompkins has made the
October apportionment Of schoo
funds during the past week. The
tota' amonnt apportioned was sl1:
O54 s.. OF this amount IS, 4O6 came
from the State. s639 from fines, etc
81. 900 from liquor licenses and the
balance. 50 95 from the last appor
, tiOnment The balance left in the
fund after that pportiOnment was
96 cents. Each district was allowed
s.63 for each pupil entitled to ap
portionment. and there were 42O;
of the latter District No. /. com
prising the city OF Redwood Falls
received s1.2O7.14
Before the grand jury adjourned
it made an investigation Of the
county jail and reported finding
the same clean and weli-kept /
recommended to the county com
missioners that one room be padded
, for the use of insane patients, anC
that electric lights be placed il
both the Jail proper and the sher
If s living room OF the structure
The walls OF the various rooms il
the buildings were also recommend
ed for refnishing. The jury rec
commended that clothes racks b
placed in the basement of the build
inc
The Redwood gazette., 1902-11-12

CTATE OF OHIO. CITY OF TOLEDO, LU-
- cas- county. IS.
Frank J. Cheney makes oath that ne Is
senior partner Of the firm Of F. J: Cheney &
Co. doing business in the City OF Toledo
County and State aforesaid, and that said
firm will pay the sum OF ONE HUNDRED
DOLLARS for each and every case OF CAT
ARRH that cannot be cured by the use OF
HALLS CATARRE CURE
FRANK J. CHENEY.
Sworn TO before me and subscribed in my
presence. this 9Th day of December, a. u.
1856. \. ". GLEASON.
(SEALl Notary Puollc-
Halls Catarrn Cure is taken internally.
and act directly on the blood and MUCOUS
surfaces OF the system. Send for testimon-
ials. free.
FJ CHENEY Co., Toledo, O.
Sold BY all Druggists. 75c
Halls family Pills are the best.
The Redwood gazette., 1902-11-12
CHICAGO E. Northwestern Railway.

LOCAL TIME CARD. REDWOOD FALLS
Subject to change.
The Redwood gazette., 1902-11-12
SUNDAY TRAIN.


12:l5p. l:25 p. m
cave Redwood Falls Arrive Sleepy Eye
2:lO D. m 800 p. N.
DEPARTURES OF TRAINS.
No So, daily except Sunday 80. 1910 a. m.
For Chicago. St Paul, Minneapolis. WinOna,
and east: also for Tracy, Marshall, Water
town Huron and Pierre. Parlor car. kasota
to St. Paul and Minneapolis Sleeper, Man
katO to Chicago.
No. "a, Cdaily except Sunday>...:. 500 p, m
Connects at Sleepy Eye with trains east ana
west between WaseCa and Tracy. Makes
connection with Omaha at kasOta for Sioux
City and Omaha.
ARRIVAL OF TRAINS.
No 81, daily except Sunday ....lO:OO a, m
Connects with new train. No. .. from east.
No, So, daily except sunday ...... IS p. N.
From Chicago. St Paul. Mnneap apols Winona
and all points east and west.
w Il kNISkERN. a. c. JOHNSON.
Gen. Pass. and Ticket Agt, Ger. Agent,
Chicago. Wlnona MINI.
W. S BRAMMER Agent. Redwood Falls. MINI
The Redwood gazette., 1902-11-12
MinueaUOlis & st. Louis Railway.

Vine of arrival and departure of mail and
presS trains from Redwood,
EAST.
No 13. daily except Sunday, 1852 p. m,
for Miereapois and St. Paul, connecting with
through trains tor Chicago and the east, st,
Moines, Omaha and points west Through
dining and sleeping cars.
No Is. daily. including Sunday 100 a. m
Madison to Minneapolis and St. Paul.
WEST.
No. IA. daily except Sunday .......1:lS p. m.
For Haulev Falls and Watertown.
No 10 daily. including Sunday y... 8; 80 p N.
St. Paul to Madison.
FREIGHT TRAINS.
No. IS, going east Tuesdays, Thursdays
and SATURDAYS s......................+ t 80 p m
No. rs. going west Mondays. Wednesdays
and Fridays. .e:2o a. IN
A. H. MEYER Agent.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1902-03-14
TWENTY PERSONS DEAD.
Search for Victims of Steamboat Dis.
aster Begun.

SSaECU tOI VtSStIbS ~ ~
aster Begun.
Vicksburg, Miss, March 14-Thetug
Joe Seay, with Captain w. H. Morgan,
owner Of the wrecked steamer Prov
idence, and others on board, returned
from the scene of the disaster at 10
a.. M. with the body of Walter Burns,
colored, the only n they succeeded
in recovering. They say the Provi-
dence is lying bottom up, with a slight
list to starboard, and that the bodies
of Captain Cassidy, Engineer Roup,
DR.. Lancaster and Mr.. Scott are prob
ably underneath the wreckage..
Captain Morgan left a force of men
on the scene and every effort will be
made to recover the bodies. He does
not think the bodies are under the yes
sci, but will be found in Palmyra lake.
The launch Vivian left at noon for
the wreck, carrying dynamite to blow
off the submerged cabin of the boat
and secure the bodies if there.
It is still believed 20 persons were
drowned, four whites and sixteen ne
groes. Pilot Johnson stayed in the
pilothouse until the boat went ovel
and had to break his way out under
water. He was severely cut on the
head, neck and hands. Clerk Kai1
also went down under the boat ant
had to~fght his way to the surface
He was in the water with Captain
Cassidy, who clutched at him and tor
off some Of his clothing. Kali
climbed out on the upturnet
boats bottom, where those who wer
saved gathered until they were takel
off by rescuers.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1902-03-14
Will Be Easy on Evans.

washington, March 14-General
Torrance Of Minnesota, chairman OF
the pension committee of the Grand
Army of the Republic, who spent sew
eral days in Washington recently, is
expected to send a report to the presi,
dent within the next fortnight regard,
ing the management of the pension blu.
a There is reason to believe that
it will reduce the ill-feeling against
Commissioner Evans.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1902-03-14

To NoRrH nAKoTA

To NORTH PAKQIA:
where the greatest Hood of land.seekers are going.
Rich nutritious grasses; deep, black soil, very
springs, streams and wells. Coal 81 Per tor.
Price $50 70 $3.50 per acre: 16oACRE
FREE ADJ .sls,.,e.; = q.
Of general farming. FORM 60 NOW,
THE FELLOW
GETS THERE ~
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1902-03-14
Bids for Reform
School

Sealed bids will be received at the
office Of G. A. Heegaard, secretary.
Mandan, North Dakota, up to $3.50 p.
m. Of March Gath, 1902. for the erection
Of a reform school building at Man
dan, N. D, for the state Of North D 'a
kota.
Plans and specifications may be seen
at the Office Of the secretary at Man
dan, Webb Bros. at Bismarck and Han
cock Bros, architects, Fargo, N. D.
Each bid must be accompanied with a
certified check for $500 payable to G.
A. Heegaard, secretary, as a guarantee
of good faith to enter into contract.
The board reserves the right to re-
ject any or all bids.
BY ORDER OF THE REFORM
SCHOOL BOARD.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1902-03-14
COMPLIMENT MILWAUKEE, sYs

New York, Feb. 24.-Atwood, Violet
& Co., says: "The present physical
condition and management of the Mil
waukee system are not far behind the
condition and management of Lake
Shore, and that is why it is likened to
the latter, and so much confidence in
it is shown by investors"
The celebrated Pioneer Limited run
ming between Chicago and ST. Paul
and Minneapolis is the finest regular
passenger train in America.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1902-03-14
conqressmen Meet Bryan.

washington. March 14.-W;lliam j.
Bryan spent several hours in Washing
ton during the day. At the Capitol
Mr.. Bryan appeared in the members
corridor Of the house Of representa-
tives and Immediately was surrounded
by q large crowd Of representatives
who gave him a hearty welcome. For
some time he held an informal levee,
most of the Democratic and quite a
number of Republican members being
presented.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1902-03-14
A PRINTER GREATLY SURPRISED.

A PRINTER GREATLY SURPRISED.
81 never was so much surprised in
my life, as I was with the results OF
using Chamberlain's Pain Balm" says
Henry T. Crook, pressman of the Ashe-
Vile IN. c. Gazette. Il contracted a
severe case of rheumatism early last
winter by getting my feet wet. I
tried several things for it without ben
eft. One day while looking over the
Gazette, 1 noticed that Pain Balm was
positively guaranteed to cure rheum-
atism, so brought a bottle Of it and be-
fore using %two-thirds of it my rheum-
atism had taken its flight and I have
not had a rheumatic pain since" Sold
by Beardsley & Finney, druggist
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1902-03-14
THE LADIES INDIGNANT.
Chicago Women Protest Against Gus
tomhouse Regulations.

Chicago, March 14.-One hundred
representative Chicago women held
an indignation meeting at Mrs. Potter
Palmer's home and protested vigor-
@ously against what they characterized
as the obnoxious attitude of the New
York customhouse inspectors in sub
jecting returning European travellers
to ignominious treatment in overhaul
ing their baggage.
The chief request is for the abolish
ment of a law which allows only $500
worth Of new personal effects to enter
the United States free of duty.
A set of resolutions directed to Sec
rotary of the Treasury Shaw was
adopted in which were embodied sew
eral complaints against present condi-
lions.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1902-03-14
BRIEF. BITS OF NEWS.

Acting on instructions from Picking
the United States, French and British
consuIs at Tien Tsin are amicably adj
justing the dispute regarding mission
land.
The st. Joseph and Grand Island
railroad, the connecting link between
ST. Joseph, Mo-, and the Union Pacific
overland route, has been absorbed by
the latter road.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1902-03-14

Is a specific remedy for all ailments
Of the stomach, liver and bowels, and
one that Is becked by hundreds of tes-
timonials received during the past fifty
years. We would therefore urge ev-
cry sufferer from indigestion, dyspep-
STA, fiatulency, constipation, sick head
ache or liver and kidney troubles to
give it a trial. It will surely cure
you. The genuine must have our pri-
waite stamp over the neck of the bottle.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1902-03-14
Make Extensive improvements.

Milwaukee, March IA party of
Chicago, Milwaukee and st. Paul rail.
road officials passed through the city
during the day for a tour of inspection
along the line between Brookfeld ard
Camp Douglas. One of the most ex.
tensive improvements of the system to
be made the coming summer will be
begun in this territory as soon as the
weather moderates.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1902-03-14
PASSED THE IOWA SENATE.
Bill Alleged to Be in interest Of Rail
road Merger.

Des Moines, March 14.-By a vote
OF So to- the senate passed the Mols-
berry bill which the limit OF
Indebtedness that may be incurred by
railways. This measure has generally
been believed to have been fostered by
the Northern Securities company with
a view to making Iowa the future
home Of the railway merger.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1902-03-14

A. clear brain and healthy body are
essential for success. Business men,
other workers say Hoods Sarsapari.la
gives them appetite and strength, and
makes their work seem easy. It over
comes that tired feeling.