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panion. The latter continued to gaze

panion. The latter continued to gaze
ut him sternly.
you psychological progeny of
NEUROLOGICAL ancestry, you zanthidium
cosmopolite, you problematieal de-
scendant OF decadent progenitors, l
want you to understand that when
I'm riding with you and there's any
swearing to be done will do 1t! You
don't know good cuss words when you
see them"
The stage drew up before the Empire
hotel. Five minutes later Whacker
Bill stumbled up to the bar and asked
huskily for his usual drink
make it two. Jimmy, make 1t two,
and make 'em stiff"
And he drank them slowly, staring
moodily across the RIM of his glass at
the circle of men who wondered IL Bill
had tech" of malaria.
That night after Rollins had conduct
ed evening service In the chapel and
had baptized two babies he returned to
the Empire hotel to End Whacker Bill
waiting for him. They went to his
room In silence. and the bad man of
Las Vegas valley laid a motley array
of trophies on the missionary's table.
"Thar's a couple Nv leads as was
found in men put to sleep; thar's n
lock Nv Jim Dewey's hair, him that
knocked out In four roun's in eighty
one; thar's couple NV claws from a
grizzly l laid out In a clean fight an
a gun yanked from as good an Injun
as ever ct dust. They're yourn.'
Rollins looked at the bad man IL we'll
assumed amazement
why are you bringing them to meT
you've armed 'em, pardner.
thought could swear, but l aln't one
two-three with you. We can't walk
on the same side Nv the street when
1t comes to cussin'. Take 'em. It's a
cinch that IL we put UP cussin' match
you'd win, an I'm ready to cry quits
eff you are"
They shook hands on the deal, and
Whacker Bill went down for another
drink. The Rev. John Rollins had n
letter to write. 1t was addressed to a
struggling young lawyer in an eastern
city, and 1t wound up as follows:
80 l send you the trophies of my
first victory. likewise the first use
have ever had of my geometrical
studies. Hang the souvenirs In your
den along with the check you receive
for your first case. You ought to have
a fairish collection II all the old crowd
contribute, scattered. as we are, from
Dan to Beersheba. Come out next sum-
mer, and I'll introduce you to the bad
man who went down before theological
profanity. He's character
And In the cabin under Bllger's hill
a sweet faced little woman was pray.
Ing the good Lord not to let Whackei
Bill hurt her dear Jack.
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FLOWER AND TREE.

Heavy pruning Of growing trees will
check growth.
Flowering plants should never be
watered with cold water. 1t chills the
plants.
The Madeira vine is one of the best
climbers, having n wreath of leaves
equaled by few other plants.
Reporting of plants becomes necessa-
ry Mt intervals for two reasons. The
plant uses up the available fertility in
the soil and fills the pots with roots.
The ink plant of New Granada is a
curiosity. The juice of 1t can be used
as Ink without any preparation. At
first the writing is red. but after few
hours 1t changes to black.
In watering the primrose observe
this: Water should not be poured upon
the crown Of the plant nor the pot filled
so full that the water flows over into
1t. This Is fatal to the health Of the
plant.
10 destroy aphides or plant lice dip
the ends of the twigs into a strong tea
made by sleeping tobacco stems In hot
water or syringe with whale Oil soap
suds, repeating the operation In six or
seven days.
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WHY WE EAT SOME FOODS.
It IL Not Alone That We Like Them,
but Nature DemRnda Them.


Why do you take milk in your tea?
Most persons would answer because
they liked it that way, but the scien-
lists have found deeper reason, plac-
Ing the custom on purely scientific
grounds. These learned ones discourse
as follows: We use sugar in our tea to
prevent injury to the coatings of our
stomaehs. Whenever fannie acid and
albumen meet, they fall desperately in
love with each other, get married with
out bans and live together ever after
ward as tannate of albumen. or leath-
er. Now, there Is fannie acid In tea and
lot of albumen in the coating of the
stomach. The fannie acid weds as
much of this as Is allowed by the laws
of chemistry and so far Injuries the
stomach.
But milk also contains albumen.
When milk is added to tea, therefore,
the molecules Of fannie acid select
their albumen partners from it, and as
divorce Is unknown to tannate of al
bumen the albumen of the stomach re-
mains single, and so the lining of the
stomach Is uninjured.
Now, you may imagine that when
you mix salad dressing you put vim
egar In 1t because 1t tastes better made
that way, but you are wrong again.
1t is for chemical reason, which Is as
follows:
Raw vegetables are easily enough d.
gested by cows and horses, but with
difficulty by the human stomach, be-
cause they contain that hard, flbrous
substance cellulose. But acids dissolve
eellulose, and vinegar is an acid. That
is why we take 1t with salad and cab
bage, and doubtless that is why 1t
tastes SO well, for the palate is an ex-
cellent judge Of what Is good for the
stomach. OIL is added for the very
good reason that 1t protects the lining
OF the stomach from the action of the
acid In the vinegar.
Why do we take butter ON bread?
Partly because wheaton flour does not
contain enough fat and partly because
butter contains n tritling quantity OF
substances called "extractives," which
In some unknown way stimulate the
| appetite and aid digestion.
Why do we take pepper. mustard and
spices? Because they tickle the glands
| of the stomach and make them work.
Consequently they produce an abun-
dant supply of digestive juices. They
also stir up the liver, and stirring up
of this organ Is an important thing for
people who live sedentary lives.
| Why do we put salt on our meat
Why, there are two principal salts in
our body, and their supply has to be
kept up, They are sodium salts and
potassium salts. There is sufficient OF
the latter In the food we eat, but not OF
the former. We therefore have to ado
the sodium salts In the form of common
salt, which Is sodium chloride. Anoth
er reason why we eat common salt l
that u certain amount of hydrochlori
acid Is needed by the stomach for tn
purposes of digestion and also to XII
, Off some OF the microbes we swallow
This acid is mansfact Q The In tRs st0n
: of common salt. We take more sa
! with some meats than with others b,
, cause some naturally contain less sa
than others. So by our condiments W
seek to even up things-New Yor
| Press.
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Hi. Memory Wa. Weak.

An elderly widower was so dull and
stupid that 1t was very difficult to mar
~ him. When told to give his right
hand, he gave his left. When the min
lister said, Say this after me-" he Inn
mediately remarked, Say this after
me-" but when the words he was to
repeat were given he was stolidly ST.
lent.
AT last" says the narrator, che saw
that / was somewhat bothered by his
the service he upset my gravity by vol
unteering the following apology, You
see, sir, It's so long since was mar
ried afore that you must excuse my
forgetting Of these things "-Cornhill
Magazine.
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street crowded with tenement houses.
The carriage stopped.
Serves me right" she thought, with
an inward laugh, as she followed him
into the small, Ill smelling room.
Faith without sight should have suf-
feed for me-"
A wailing cry greeted their ears. A
young Italian woman was bending
over child. There was heartbreak-
Ing look In the face she raised to them.
Barbara seated herself graciously. As
the doctor bent over his little patient
the child held up its arms to him. and
he lifted 1t tenderly to his breast, talk
Ing In grooming tones to 1t. The small
hand feebly patted his face. and he
held 1t there against his cheek. He had
forgotten all else, even the woman he
loved.
Barbara felt strangely isolated.
Somehow breath of tragedy had
blown across her little comedy, chilli
ing 1t and her.
"Stupid-stupid-st she repeat
ed. with miserable self reproach, as
she awaited him outside in the fresher
air. barbara Dilman, if you've a
spark of decency, apologize to him for
that wordp
They drove on into the woods In ST.
lencc, he grave and she for the first
time In her life all adrift from her
worldly self.
"Will it liver she faltered at last,
trying not to wink lest tear fall.
81 fear not" he said sadly and look
ed at her just as the tear fell. A great
change swept over him. He bent low
err. "Thank God for that tear. Bar
bara" he said huskily.
She struggled wildly. but hopelessly.
for her usual GOODNESS. "Stupid, but
.My heart and soul are yours, dear
est. Is there any hope for me-" AS his
hand closed over hers pleadingly the
other tear splashed down on his glove.
His clasp frightened. "Speak to me,
BarbaraP he entreated.
'.lf you were not so-so-stupid-stu-
pld, but-but"- And as she paused a
beautiful color rushed over her face.
"But whatp he demanded.
"Dearp' she said TREMENDOUSLY, but
with laugh like music.
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Last fall / was taken with very
severe attack of muscular rheumatism
which caused me great pain and an
noyance. After trying several pre-
scriptions and rheumatic cures, / de-
cided to use Chamberlain s Pain Balm,
which had seen advertised in the
South Jerseyman. After two applica-
tons Of this remedy / was much
better, and after using one bottle, was
completely cured. HARRIS,
Salem, N. J. For sale by $. w. Coch-
ran.
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Capacity and Power.

A man is worth to himself just what
he is capable Of enjoying. This means
the utmost enlargement Of his capacity.
He Is worth to the world just what he
is capable OF impartlng, and this means
the utmost development Of every pow.
or. These two, capacity and power,
form the truest standard, the most ac-
curatc measure, of every man.-Can-
field, '"The College Student"
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The capsizing of vessel tied up to q
pier Is common enough In the bay OF
Tundy and its tributary streams. The
usual rise and fall of the tide along
that bay Is from forty to fifty feet, and
high tides sometimes exceed sixty feet.
With the fall of the tide all craft are
left high. but by no means dry, with
an area of chocolate colored mud all
about them. This mud is too shifting
to hold vessel In safety, SO each pier
Is provided with one or more strong
wood frames called shoes. fixed at the
bottom of the stream or bay.
Upon these shoes all vessels rest at
low tide. II frequently happens. how
ever. that vessel does not get her shoe
snugly on, so to speak, and if strong
wind comes when she is thus III bal
anced over she goes into the mud. to be
buried forty.fve feet under the next
rising tide.
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Not Good Enough,

Mr.. Nucomer-I found a china collar
button In the hash this morning, and
Landlady-Nora, bring gold plated
button for Mr.. Nucomer. Remember
he is on the second floor.-San Francis
60 Chronicle.
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The Test of Expertness.

"Is he really such an expert stenog-
rapher?"
"Expertncss Is no name for It, Why,
Just for practice he actually took down
a church sewing circle discussion with
out missing a word" -Chicago Post.
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-DE DayId KennedyS
EdYOFltC Remedy
CURES ALL KIDNEY STOMACH
-AkD LIVER TROUBLES.

Everybody puffs "Lambertville
Puffs"-eyen the newspapers. They
are the best Scent cigar. Kline makes
them and sell them, wholesale and re-
tail, at 30 Bridge street, corner OF
Commerce.
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Prevention.

Henley-Dld you ever hear how Mid
gler escaped divorce suit?
Billlngs-No. How was 1t?
Henley-Simply by not marrying the
lady. Prevention is better than cure,
you kuow.-Boston Transcript.
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Comforting.

Patient-Doctor, what is the effect
Of that medicine you just gave me?
Physician-I don't know, but in the
interests of science I feel 1t my duty
to stay and find out.-Ohio State Jour.
nal.
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The rattles of British American In
dams are frequently made in the form
of birds or small animals.
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EYENTFUL SNEEZING
HOW A LITTLE THING MAY BE LADEN
WITH GREAT RESULTS.

A Sneeze Under London bridge That
Cost Two and Saved Many Lives.
A sneezeA That Averted Assassina-
tion-Onc That Caused "A Panic,
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1902-12-05
MISS BkRIHA J. SMITH,
TURNPIKE BONDS
az I,tpeo,n D,.IrIcI, Tyler County,
WssI Virginia, Called For.

az Lincoln D,,IrIcI, Tyler County,
Wss, Virginia, Called For.
Notice Is hereby given to the
owners and holders of the following
bonds of the District of Lincoln, In
TYLER county, West Virginia. that
under the option of redemption In
said bonds reserved and by statute,
ordinance. or otherwise given to
the county court of said county,
acting for the said District OF Lin
coin, the President Pro TEN. OF
said court hereby calls for payment
on the 1st day of December A. u.
1902, the following bonds OF the
said District OF Lincoln, selected oy
lot, viz:
Four bonds each for $500 90
numbered IS, IS, 81 and 36, issued
F., by said county court to the Sisters
Vile, Middlebourne and McElroy
Turnpike company for the purpose
of aiding In the macadam ling Of
that po,tlou of the Sistersville and
Salem Turnpike lying between the
corporate limits of the City VI Sis
tersville and the Iron Bridge on
said Turnpike across Pursley creek
under ordinances of said county
court of Tyler county, dated July
10Th, 1897 and August 18th, 1897
redemable on the lst day of De
cember, 1902 and payable at the
First National Bank of Sistersville
Sistersville, West Virginia with In
terest at the rate OF E per cent
psr apnum from date thereof.
Bonds and coupons attached are
signed 8. Moore. president and
countersigned D. Hickman, clerk
Said bonds will be paid Oecem
Der Ist, 1892 upon presentation al
the First National Bank of Sisters
VILE, Sistersville, Vest Virginia
an interest on said bonds will cease
on and after that date.
By order of the county court Of
TYLER county e rte1ed This 23d day
of October, 1902
JOHN B RIGGS,
President Pro. Tenn
IJI2 d W If.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1902-12-05

Another ridiculous food fad ha!

Another ridiculous food fad ha!
been branded by the most compe
tent authorities. They have dis
0elleo the silly notion that one
kind OF food Is needed for brain
another for muscles, and still an
other for bones A correct die
vii not only flourish a particular
5art of;np NJ but 1t will sustain
every other part. Yet, however
good your fonn NAV be, Its nutrt-
uent is DESTROYED by indigestion OF
dyspepsia You must prepare to-
r1eir appearance or prevent thei'
coming by 'aking regular oses
Green's August Flower, the tavet
tie medicine OF the healthy mtllio :
A few doses aids digesti; n, 3timu-
ates the liver tn healthy action,
puri6es the blood an max IS you
feel buoyant and vigorous You
can get DR.. Green's reliarl' IN :
dies at D. A. Henderson,
Get Green's Special Almara
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What's I'm q Name?

Everything is In the name when
1t comes so Witch Hazel Salve. E.
c Dewitt & Co., OF Chicago, dis
covered some years ago how tc
make a salve from witch Hsz
that Is a specific for piles. f."
blind, bleeding, itching and pro
rruding piles. eczema, cuts, bur-
b,ulse AND all SKIN diseases De
Wits Witch Hazel Salve has /,
equal. This h S gwen rise to ru
merous worthless CnuuterleltS. Ass
tor Whistle &c uine.
Oh "a House Drug Store
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Hicks Forecast for December,

December opens with irregular
storm period well developed. with
cloudiness, high temperature with
rain and snow advancing from ives
tern parts of the country. Abou'
the 2ud, grid and 5th, these areas o.
storm and precipitation will be al
their fullest development, passing
the central valley and reaching
into eastern and southeastern states
on and touching those dates. The
almost Inevitable northwesterly
winds and change to much colder,
constituting PARTS of all general
storm movements In winter, will
follow promptly behind these first
December storms. On the 9Th and
.8th will bring some very active
winter storms Dashes of rain,
wind ana thunder southwark need
not be surprising on the 9Th. From
the 18th to 22ud these solS,ices
ouals will rise to the dignity O.
general and severe winter storms,
Watch these central reactionary
storm days and see if you dom
have abundant veIifcations OF this
pre- icior The dlsIus DANCES OF
this reactionary period will reach
their crisis on the 2Ist, the central
day of the December solStice. Vast
amounts of rain aud snow-spow
sspec.ally-wlll be deposited al
around the northern hemisphere
about this time and genuine win
ter will fasten its grip upon most
regions north of the equator. The
last regular storm period tor the
year promises to be a prolonged
disturbance. A mercury period
central In January, 1903, extend,
into the last week into December
From this and other causes com
bining, we predict that the last
week in December will bring de-
cided storms of sleet and snow,
sending US into January, 1903. on
the wings of a general cold wave
and a toboggan of snow and icr
over most pats In nor hern latitud' {.
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OIL DEvELO p MENT.
THE OIL MARKET.

tons w
PennaylS ~
Corning. .-....... .........''........' -
New Castle .......s.......--.-... LEU
North Lima......... LOO
South Lima..-.......1 Oh
White House-...l.iS
Indiana ...l0l
summeYset.S0
Lacv- 80
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Thousands Sent Into Exile,

Every year thousands of poor
sufferers whose lungs are sore and
racked with coughs are urged to 60
to another climate. But this Is ex
pensive ard not always sure. Don't
be an exile when DR.. Kings New
Discovery will cure you at home
It's the most iutallible remedy for
coughs colds. and all throat and
lung diseases on earth. The first
dose brings relief Astounding
cures result from persistent use
Trial bottles free at D. A. Hender
shots.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1902-12-05

Putrefying food In the intestines
produces effects like those of arse
mic, but DR.. Kings New Lite Pills
expel the poisons from clogged
bowels, gently, easily. but surely,
curing constipation. biliousness,
sick headache, fevers, all liver, kid
aey and b Sel troubles. Ooly as
Of n A. Held .rshot's.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1902-12-05
ANrREToslc NEVER EO0KLa1
ThlsSHApEDB Box mo OTHER

The West Virg MIA State Board
of Medicine Examiners adjourned
after a three days session at
Charleston. Twenty two applica,
tons for license to practice m=dt-
cine were examined It Is sa d
that all of the applicants were Sue
cesSful.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1902-12-05

Christmas will come on Thurs
day this year. L, Is less than three
weeks of and merchants who want
to get rid of their surplus stocks
will have to hurry or they will not
inform the people of town about 1t
In time to get rid OF what they have
bought.
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Sprasue, Monroe County.O.


The Walter Underwood came In
last Sunday and will make IS
barrel producer. while Hercher
heirs No. 6 which was drilled some
go feet East came in dry In all
formations This Is the first dry
we'll out of some so wells drilled In
this field. The sand gets thicker
and the pay better the further
n ,rtheast the wells are drilled.
Leidecker & Sons McCol!um No.
has been shot twice In the Grit
and will be shot the same number
of times in the KeeneI. This will
make a Cracker Jack" OF we'll
when completed.
Carroll, Osle and Walton com
menced drilling on their Parks No.
TUESDAY. They p the 81 inch
casing In Saturday. Tcis we'll is
In and good for so or 90 barrels.
Cameron & Sons have material
on the ground tor Winlard No.
This location Is near the gusher
struck by Carroll, Ogle & Walton
on the Parks ten acre lease
Cameron & Sons are drilling at
1000 feet In their McVey heirs No.
They expect to resch the sand
the middle of this week.
The Southern Oil company's No.
2 Thomas Parks came In Thursday
and will make IS barrel producer.
Charles Soliday commenced spud-
ding Saturday on the well on the
school house lot.
Wilson's rig for McCollum No. 2
has been completed and now awaits
the drillers.
Longfellow Bros. are drilling Yves
Parks No. S. They are down 1000
feet and No. E rig has been COM
pleted.
Fishers drilled in their Al Nor
ris No 8 last week and have a
dandy producer.
The Southern OH company have
built the rig for Thomas Parks No.
3 and 4.
The material has been put In po
sition for J. W. Orange Nos 3 and
q rigs.
B. Kinkade No. d will reach the
sar d he latter part Of this week.
FIinfs Mills, Monroe County, Ohio.
Garter Oh cumpany's Johu Cline
No a has been coDple,ed and IS
good tor ten barrels.
No. 6 A. M. Graham is drilling
at d, phi OF 100 ieet.
No q Kirkpatrick is drilling at a
dep'h OF 1900 feet
MI A. Roberts has rig com
pleted.
No. 7 P. B Cox is expected In
soon.
No. 3 Pfeiffer has fishing job.
No. 2 NJ. Edwards rigging up.
Round Bottom, Monroe County, Ohio.
No 3 on Semual Martin came In
last Wednesday night aud Is good
for IS to so barrels. This will open
ND quite a lot of work for the future
for the northeast direction.
Nef No S was drilled to tie In
jun sand and was ry. 1t Is said It
will be drilled deeper.
Echols No. 2 will be pulled out
and the rig moved to location No
3 to ffset Martin No 8.
Malt AWaR
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1902-12-05

This Is the time for our adver-
tlsers to give the very best atten-
ton to their announcements. The
holiday season Is here and the man
who Is ready for 1t and makes that
fact known will get the bulk of the
trade.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1902-12-05
Colds Melt Away,

If you use Krause's Cold Cure.
Prepared In convenient ca 5sule
form they are easy to take and ct
feet a speedy cure OF the most OBJ
s,inare cases. Price csc. Sold by
C W. Grier.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1902-12-05

However, President Roosevelt
doubtless secured a foe stock oi
h-,r stories for the dear ones a,
home.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1902-12-05

The old friends of Chamberlain's
Cough Remedy will be pleased to
know that the manufacturers of that
preparation have gotten out new
remedy called ChamberIaiu's Stom
ach and Liver Tablets and that it
Is meeting with much success In
the treatment of constipation, bill
iousness, sick headache, impairec
indigestion and like disorders.
These tablets are easier to take and
more pleasant in effect than pills,
then they not OILY move the bow
els, hut improve The appetite and
correct any diso'dsrs OF Ibe ston-
och and liver. Fo' >aie BY Z. W..
VI
The Birmingham age-herald., 1902-12-09

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 Send your guesses securely sealed Do not telephone them. Address them to the Guess Editor, care of the Age Herald
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