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The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1902-07-24
Queen Mary's consoia,.

This following anecdote IS good
as new and as new as go When
Mary Queen of Scots steF loftily
up to the block in theastle of
Fotheringhay to be behea she Rp-
pealed to the execution for the
privilege of saying a lasord, and.
consent being given, !. In that
voice whose charm wasresisible:
Many crimes are laid my door.
1t is said that | murcd Darnley
in order that might M Boutwell,.
and that l conspired inst Eliza
beth. The world has tounced me
a beautiful degeneratend my own
people have called mitch. ogre,
dragon, virago, shrewartar. vixen
and fury, but at the OF all, as l
lay my head beneatfe deadly ak,
II is supreme conslon to know
that nobody ever calme 'Mamis.'s
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1902-07-24
ST. MARY's ACADEMY.
Notre Dame, Ind.

We call the attention of our readers
the advertisement of st. Mary's
academy which apears in another col
umn OF this paper We do rot need to
eKpatiate upon the scholastic advan.
tages of ST. Mary's for the catalogue OF
the school shows the scope of work
included in its curriculum, which is
OF the same high standard as that of
Vassar and Bryn Mawr, and is carried
out faithfully in the class rooms. We
simply emphasize the spirit of earn
est devotion which makes every teach
er at st. Mary's loyalty strive to de-
yelop each young girl attendant there
into the truest, noblest, and most intel
ligent womanhood. Every advantage
OF equipment in the class rooms, lab
oratories and study rooms, every care
in the matter of food and clothing,
and exceptional excellence of classic
conditions-all these features are
found at st. Mary's, in the perfection
of development only to be obtained
by the conservation of devoted lives to
educational Christian work. in a spot
favored by the Lord.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1902-07-24
MfS.X. Schneider ,

Mrs X. Schneider, 24o9 Thirty
Place, Chicago, ILL.,, writes:
"After taking several remedies
without result, ! began In January,
1901, 10 take your valuable remedy,
Peruna. was complete wreck.
Had pslpitafion of the hear, cold
hands and feet, female weakness, no
appetite, trembling sinking feeling
nearly ell the time. You said I was
suffering from systemic catarrh, and
4 believe that J received your help In
the nick of time. ! followed your
directions carefully and can say TO-DAY
thar am well again. cannot thank
you enough for my cure. Twin always
be your debtor Ihave already recon-:
mended Peruna 10 my friends and
IneighbOrS and they all praise IL.
wish that ali suffering women wouId
try II. I testify ftisJ accOrding to the
truth. "--fF. X. ScHei6er.
lover halHthe wousf have catarrtyin
sorfe4foFn OF anoth&. Andsyet, sTob-
ably, not a tenth;f the woNen know
that their disease/is catarrh. To dis
tinguish catarrh of various organs it
has been named very differently.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1902-07-24
MIGHT Have Been Done for Les

Former Congressman Adams is
this on his law partner, Former s.
sistant District Attorney Mclnte,
says the New York Times: Mr.. C.
Intyre defended man who as
charged with some criminal Office,
and the matter was carried thrsh
two or three courts. The convion
was finally sustained. and Mr.. C.
Intyre presented bill for serviceor
81 900.
The convicted man said the biIas
too high. Mr.. Mcintyre was cry
much offended at the mans atide.
IL feel very much annoyed abothis
matter" he said to Mr.. Adam Il
think the charge was very rea,able
don't you?"
"Yes," replied Mr.. Adams, think
that your services were wo the
amount charged. but | think man
could have been convicted loss"
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1902-07-24

One woman has dyspepsia, another
bronchitis, another Bright's disease,
another liver complaint, another con-
sumption, another female complaint.
These women would be very much sur
prised TO hear that they are all suffer
ing with chronic catarrh. But il is so,
nevertheless
Each one of these troubles and a great
many more are simply catarrh-that is,
chronic Inflammation of the mucous
lining of whichever organ is affected.
Any internal remedy that will cure ca
tarrh in one location will cure it in any
other. This is why Peruna has be-
come so justly famous in the cure of
female diseases. 1t cures catarrh
wherever located. It's cures remain.
Peruna does not palliate-it cures.
Hon. Joseph Il. Crowley Congressman
from Illinois, writes from Robinson, Ill. ,
the following praise for the great ca
t3frhal tonic Peruna. Congressman
&owley SAYS:
EsS "Mrs. Crowley has taken a number
4f bottles of Peruna on account OF
nervous TROUBLES. IL has proven q
strong tonic Ahnd LISTING cure. can
scheerfuIiy Recommend it, "---L B.
Crowley.
A catarrh book sent free by The Pc
runa Medicine Co, Columbus, Ohio
II you do not derive prompt and salts
factory results from the use of Peruna,
write at once to DR.. Hartman, giving a
full statement " your case and he will
be pleased to give you his valuable sd-
vice gratis.
Address DIR. Hartman, President of
The Hartman Sanitarium, Columbus,
Ohio.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1902-07-24
THE LIMIT OF LAzINEss.
Work of Thinking Up Names of Two
none Tno Much

Dogs Too Much.
81 never hear laziness discussed"
said Frederick Kost, the artist, "but
think of old man Crawford, who used
to keep an inn down on South Beach
when the place was practically a will
derness, and a lot of us fellows were
in the habit of running down there to
sketch. He was without doubt the
fellow most utterly devoid of energy
IL is possible to imagine. He wouldn't
have breathed If he could have helped
it.
"One of his sons, who had settled
in New York, sent him two dachshund
pups. l remember how Crawford
would sit summing himself on his
porch the whole day, with one OF these
dogs, like animated sausages, on each
side of him. They were always by
him, one to the left, the other to the
right of his chair, when they were at
rest
"One day, as / sat talking to him,
the dogs were romping in the house.
Crawford turned and called: Here,
Cocoa, Cocoa!' and the dachshunds
came trotting out
What are their names, Craw-
ford? asked, thinking had misun-
derstood.
Cocoa replied Crawford.
But there are two reminded
him.
lone does for both,' replied the old
man. They're always together-come
and go at the same time. And, any.
how, I'm not going to worry myself
into decline by thinking up dogs
names. New York Press
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1902-07-24

wild flowers, and her tiny bare feet
just on the edge of the stream. The
sunshine turned her yellow curls to
gold as she stopped to drop her flow
ers one by one into the water. The
little brook marveled at this, but
ceased its wondering when she spoke.
Opening wide her dimpled hands,
the last flower fell into the arms of
the brook. For papa" she said. He
has no grave, you know. He was
drowned at sea; and my moth
er told me that you, little
brook, at last Joined that same
great big sea. And SO. won't you
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1902-07-24
What the Brook Saw.
BY MAY II, BRINCKLEY,

By MAY IL. BRlNCkLEG.
Copyright. 1902, by Daily Story Pub. Coz
In a shady spot of a cool green wood
little brook rested between its messy
banks. The air was heavy with the
warm scents Of summer and all around
the voices of the forest were whisper
Ing softly. They told strange stories
OF the far away world OF men and
sang of love and happiness and many
other wonderful things; while over all
the yellow sunshine rested lovingly.
The little brook was content to loiter,
and dimpled delightedly in the very
JOY OF existence.
From its bed in the mountain it had
come Journeying swiftly down; past
narrow jutties and through high SOM
Der walls of rock. But the gay little
brook laughed at their grimness with
a merry tinkle, only tumbling bolster
ously and turning little somersaults in
its haste to reach the warm blue sky.
Then out into the sunshine, still
sparkling and dashing down its peb-
bly, way.
AS II continued its riotous course,
famed by the breeze and kissed by the
sunlight, 1t left tokens of its good
will with the plants and flowers that
grew by its side. 1t sprinkled the
feathery ferns and waving grasses
with a shower OF shining rainbow
drops, In the modest heart of the
hidden violet, II left a single jewel
more bright than any diamond, and
down the thirsty throat of the dark
blue flag, it poured tiny stream of
crystal clearness.
Then on and on; slowly through
meadows and cortland fields, where
the little ground people came out to
drink and to gather the news brought
by the brook from all along it's way.
And softly stealing under dainty
bridges, where many a rustic knight
had wooed and won his lady, the little
brook dubbed on.
And into the deep still wood it stole,
where the sunlight glimmered ftfully
through the leaves of the tall oak trees
and cast green patches of light on the
ground below, where, save for the gem
tie murmurlng OF the things of the
forest, everything was still with the
soft hush of summer moon. IL was
there the little brook rested. 1t rip
pied in peaceful content, and listened
to the voices. A robin perched on the
last twig of bough was serenading q
buttercup below. He twittered softly,
and the butter-cup bent her yellow
head in acknowledgment of the fatter-
ing song, A humble bee was boldly
robbing a sweet blue-bell of all its
honey, and the little wortle berries
looked on in horror. The wild rose
listened to the old, old story. whis-
pered by a futtering butterfly with
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1902-07-24
oLpTIME cocK-FIeHTINa.
Devotion to Sport Carried 10 Remark
able Extremes.

able Extremes.
Nor should cock-fights be despised
in this strenuous period OF American
history. Some OF the best and nobIest
of men were given up TO the sport,
just as John Keats was fond OF prize
fights and Bishop Wilberforce Is said
to have assisted at the Heenan-Sayers
mill. docs not the most poetic and
imaginativeof American musicians at
tend all friendly encounters. that he
may admire the perfect technic OF the
pugilist?) There was the Earl OF
Derby, for instance, who feared God
and honored the king-the fortunate
earl that married beautiful Miss Far
rem, a play actress. When he was
eighty-two years old and aware that
death would call in a few hours, he
had a main between his favorite birds
in his bedroom. Truly a fine figure
of an Englishman, who might have
sat for Maginn's portrait of the Earl
of Bardolph. This noble earl in his
last moments had a table by his side
with a prayer-book, a pOsset cup, the
Racing Calender and tankard of ale,
although he could not lift the tankard
to his mouth. He took leave of his
relatives, told them not to come near
him again, and then ordered his
groom, Joe, to bring a couple of game
cocks into the room. He had twenty
FIVE guineas under his pillow for the
doctor, but he bet on his favorite, 1.-The
ginger pyle" guinea against the
groom's halfpenny. At last he Won
Joe's capital-fivepence halfpenny. He
cleared off the coppers from the table
into the bed, showed the purse With
the guineas in it toward the groom
''and then he cast his eyes upon the
cocks, and the bird he had last back
ed gave one great loud crow, and the
old mans head sank on the pillow ant
he died"
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1902-07-24
Then and Vow.

Mrs. Growells-The idea Of your call
ing me goose! When you We're court
Ing me you said / was an angel.
Growells-Well, suppose did? What
is the use of twitting a man about the
Hes ne told three years ago?-Chicacgo
News.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1902-07-24
NNVWHW IT'D NNUIHNNVNhNTN Z
sions TO the West

The Great Northern Railway sells
homeseekers' tickets to Manitoba. Mon
tana, Washington and all points In the
West, on first and third Tuesdays of
July, August, September and October.
at rate OF about one fare for the round
trip.
Information from all Ticket Agents,
or F. /. Whitney, G. p. & T. A., St.
Paul.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1902-07-24
Arrival and Escape.

Critic-Wen. Dick, I suppose you owe
all that you are to your wife?
Successful Authorizes; think I
owe about three-fourths OF my stimulus
TO all those other women who wouldn't
have me.-Detroit Free Press.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1902-07-24

Mollie-Your're fond of fruit?
Chollie-oh, yes; and I'm looking for
a peach" with a lot of money.
II wouldn't call a girl with a lot of
money a peach"
What would you call herr"
"A plum."--Yonkers Statesman.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1902-07-24
The UNIVERSITY Of N0TRE DAME,
ST. MARY'S ACADEMY,

NOTRE DAME, INDIANA.
Zone mile west Of the University OF Notre Dame)
Thorough English and Classical Education,
including Greek, Latin. French and German On
completing the full course OF studies students
receive the Regular Collegiate Degrees
The Conservatory of Music is conduct ed on
the plan Of the best Classical Conservatives of
Europe.
The Art Department. Is modelled after the
best Art Schools OF Europe
Prepa ratory and MiniIn Departments. Pu-
pills are here carefully prepared for the Aca-
demtc and Advanced Courses. Gymna sium un.
der direction OF Graduate OF Boston Normal
School OF Gymnastics. Bookkeeping. Phonog-
raphy and Typewrting extra. Every variety OF
Fancy Needlework taught. For catalogue ad.
dress
DREcTRESS OF THE ACADEMY,
81 MarYs Academy, Notre Dame p. O.. Indiana
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1902-07-24
Homeseekers, TIckets TO the Wet

Homeseekers can buy excursion tick
cts via the Great Northern Railway, to
points In Manitoba, Montana, Wash
irgton and the West, at about one fare
for the round trip. on first and third
Tuesdays OF July, August, September
and October. Tickets and information
from all Railway Ticket Agents or f.
l. whitney, G. p. & T. A., ST. Paul.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1902-07-24
BURNS But NO SCARS.

Think what that means. No matter how
bad he burn or scald, Coles Carbolisalve
will quickly stop the pain and cure Without
scar Always get Coles. There is nothing
made that is rs good. - and 80 cents, 10y
all druggists and dealers in medicines.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1902-07-24
Beat His wife.

Mrs. Crimsonbeak-You say he bea
IFS wife with a club?
Mr.. rimsonbeak-Several clubs.
Mrs. Crimsonbeak-The monster.
Mr.. Crinsonbeak-Oh. i don't know
You see, he beat her at golf!-Yonkers
Statesman.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1902-07-24
Discounted.

First American Boy-My papa lives
like a prince.
Second American Boy-That's moth
ing. My papa lives like the pesident
of trust.--Detroit Free Press.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1902-07-24

Piso's Cure is the Dest medicine we ever used
for all affections Of the throat ana lunPs.-WM
o. ESDsLEY Vanburen. Ind, Feb. 10. 1900
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1902-07-24
where Charity begins.

How much did you realize from that
play you gave for charity?"
I'VE hadn't cent left over"
Why, you had a splendid house"
II know; but the committee realized
that charity begins at home and they
couldn't possibly have found actors any
poorer than ours. "--PhiIa6elphia Press.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1902-07-24

gorgeous purple wings. and blushed a
deeper pink, while the little breeze
told OF an exciting chase out from the
West, and the trumpet vine blew all
OF its trumpets in applause.
But what sound was 1t that the
brook now heard? Not the robins
song. nor the buttercup's murmured
reply. Neither was it the voice of the
wind, nor the sound of the merry
trumpets. 1t could have been nothing
save the patter Of little feet; for there,
bending over and laughing at her own
image reflected In Its clear We or. was
q child, her arms laden with forest
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1902-07-24
PATENTS.
List of Patents Issued Last Week to
NOrthMeHIcrn Inventors

Noble c. barrow Minneapolis, Mimi
typewriting machine; August Gruen-
valid, Columbia, S. D., chair grace;
Charles Sowden, asin. Mont, auto
matte Threshold; Henry f. Way, Gus
ter. S. D.. protesting tablet; Frederick
Whitehead, Butte, Mont. water at
tachment for power drills.
Lothrop a johnson. patent attorneys. oil q
ei2 Pioneer Press Bldg, st. Paul MINI.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1902-07-24

Work is great thing to keep a mans
mind off his troubles, unless work hap
pens to be his trouble.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1902-07-24

Weigh your friends in the scale of
prosperity and they will be found want
ing--to borrow your money.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1902-07-24

No matter how many cook books n
bride owns, she keeps right on cooking
things the way her mother taught her.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1902-07-24

There is no doubt that mosquitoes,
however fasudious their taste, lack
modesty.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1902-07-24

Etc permanently cured. No MS nervousness aftel
- irst days use OF DR.. Klne's Resor.
eT. send for FREE NJ. 90 trial bottle and treatige
DR. r. H. KLINE Ltd gsi Arch Street. Philadelp Pa
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1902-07-24

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing syrup
For children teething softens the gums reduces IN
eammstion aays pain. cures wind collie. Csc bottle
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1902-07-24
SHORTHAND
and
TYPEWRlTING
TELEGRAPHY

100 Students Wanted in Shorthand and Type
writing. 100 Students wanted in Telegraphy
VIII contract to furnish paying position as soon
as graduated. Address %. n. LONGwELL.
Highland Park College, Des Molnes, Iowa.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1902-07-24

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The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1902-07-24

Hairs Catarrh Cure
Is constitutional cure Price, 70 cents
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1902-07-24

NJ granted
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Of a gas
hitting and
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The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1902-07-24

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The Montgomery advertiser., 1902-04-19
OPELIKA WANTS CAMP
OFFERS TO PREPARE GROUNDS
 AND GIVE CASH BONUS.
It is Understood That If Selma Raises $l,ooo, Encampment Will Be Held in That City.
 Must Decide Today

Dr. I. N. Stowe. Major and Surgeon of the 2nd Regiment, Alabama National Guard, spent yesterday in the city. Ma jor Stowe came from Opeiika to press that citys claim for the approaching camp of the End Regiment.
 Opelika has offered to prepare the grounds and furnish a cash bonus of $1 900 to secure the camp. The offer is regarded in the regiment as liberal one.
 The other bidder is Selma. Seln1a's representatives have not put their bid in definite form aA yet. It is understood that a committee Is at work in Selma to raise the amount necessary to secure the camp. Selma was given time to have the city canyassed.
 Major Stowe was here yesterday to see the special committee appointed by Col onel r.. II. Graves to investigate the claims of the different communities for the camp. The committe is composed of
 Lieutenant Colonel H. E. May, Major Charles R. Bricken and Captain E. F.. Baber He was in conference with dif- ferent members of the committee and he also called upon Governor Jelks. The Governor. it is understood. told him that the location of the regimental camp would be left to the recommendation of the Colonel commanding.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1902-04-19
New York's Electric "L" Cars.

tfarpcrs Weekly.
 There are enough of the new electric cars now in use on the New York Ele- vated Railroad for Manhattan travellers 10 judge whether the new service is to be an improvement on the old Electricity is cleaner than steam, that is a decided gain, and the new trains start more easily and smoothly than the steam trains do. In the front cars in which judicious per- sons for various good reasons prefer to ride. the prospect through the front win dows. no longer obscured by locomo- tive, is extended. and pleasing as well as novel and adds to the delights of travel. The motormen, curtained off in their lit- tie compartments. sit down to their work in good clothes, and seem to have the best job of any motormen in town. It is said that when the roads are fully equip ped with electric trains one-fifth more people can be carried under the new sys- tenn than under the old That will be d decided gain. though 1t won't prevent trains from being excessively over crowd cd in the busy hours. In summer. when doors and windows are open, the absence of cinders will be a very great advantage, and if open ears arc run, as seems to be expected. pleasure travel may become as common on the Elevated as on the sur face lines. The new cars have no parti- tions between the seats. though the indi- Vidual seats are separated. It would be better either 10 have low partitions as in the steam cars. or to leave the seats undivided. as in the surface cars. The
 partitions help passengers to keep in their seats when the speed of the train changes.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1902-04-19
TO IMPROVE STREETS MASS MEETING OF CITIZENS TO
 DISCUSS MATTER. Beautiful Little Suburb Will Be Made More Attractive-Bond
 Issue Will Probably Be
 Necessary.

mass meeting of the citizens of High land Park will be held Monday night fin the school house. The meeting will dis cuss the question of gravelling the streets of Highland Park.
 The condition of the sidewalks and streets is not satisfactory to the resi- dehts of the handsome little suburban city. In wet weather both sidewalks and streets are muddy. In places the walks are badly washed. The citizens believe that just now Highland Park needs bet ter streets than anything else. The inn provements, however, will cost a consid- ersble sum for a small city. and the ad- visibility of undertaking the improve ments Is the question which the meeting will discuss Monday night.
 The mass meeting has been called by Mayor R. T. Goodwin at the request of many citizens. The proposition is to gravel the streets and sidewalks thor oughly. It is proposed to put down five inches of gravel. making splendid gravel or chert pavement. The estimated cost of the work is $1o.00o. If the work Is done, the expense will have to be met by an Issue of bonds. The meeting will discuss the wisdom of graveIling the sidewalks alone if the expense of paving both the streets and the sidewalks Is deemed too heavy.