New-York tribune., 1902-02-22
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

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Guest from the city dining with the Isoates(-
Are you-er-delicate about having thirteen at the
Mr. Isolate OF I>9nelyville, gasplngl-Dsleate1
guests to dinner at one time we'd lose our cook
Puck.
Gretchen. tho daughter OF an old German named
Kruegel. had been serving domestic about two
weeks in the household of Judge Vaughan. OF Rich
mond when father and employer met on the village
street
Veil yoodge." said Kruegel. how you like dot
Gretchen by dis dime alretty?"
Like her?' returned the judge. in his blunt way.
''Why. she's just great! We never had any one in
the house in her line that entered into work with
so much spirit; she's full of snap all the time"
KruegeI turned ponderingly away, and meeting
his frau his home portal. he sorrowfully said:
Teresa. someding must COED wrong NIT dot
Gretchen; I yoost dit meeted Yoodge Vorgan, und
he saidt dot she vas vull Of schnapps all de dime"
why are you crying. little boy?' lone OF them
artists paid a dime to sit the fence while he
sketched me. Well is there any harm in that
phia Record.
At Martin. Tenn Miss Frances Copass. a teacher
in the Hall-Moody Institute. discharged re-
Gently by the trustees. who claimed that she was
going too much in society. Miss Copass who had
a contract for a years employment brought suit
to compel the trustees either TO reinstate her or
pay the salary she would have earned if the pro-
visions of the contract were carried out. and a de-
cision in her favor has been rendered. During the
trial the trustees endeavored to show that Miss
Copass either mad company went out fully
three nights week" which they declared was
too much. They held that no teacher who has a
beau on Sunday night. goes to a pedro party on
Tuesday night and dances attends a wedding
plays button button. Friday night can do
good work teacher. wherefore they considered
themselves justified in disregardng the contract
Miss Copass, on the other hand. showed that she
had neglected her duties. And the court sus-
tanned her.
This" said the fond father to the dermatologi
treatment you have given my daughter
doctor You see we had to remove all the cutice
from her cheeks and graft a new epidermis upon
We ss4 HnoT the fa3RsE SD rsashiHs for his
the most-"-(Baltmore American.
An ordinance has been prepared by Captain w. T
Norton, prominent citizen of Louisville providing
that ministers of all denominations shall pay a IL
cense of $50 year. and that their salaries shall be
sarnlsheed IN the event of non-payment The ordi-
nance given to a Councilman 20 introduce. bur
toms reason for desiring the passage of sucb an
ordinance is that the ministers OF late have been
trying 10 butt into politics and attempting by ad
vancing unwise theories to take hand in the CON
duct Of municipal affairs"
/ know | must be wrong
But cannot love ping pong.
cannot sing
In praise OF ping;
have no song
For pong.
philadelphia Bulletin
The latest novelty in Paris is the coffee cfsaretta
made, not from the ground bean. but from the leaf
OF the tree. 1t affords fragrant and ii is claimed
harmless smoke, completely weaning the paIata
from tobacco, and thereby comforting benefit op
the race The cigarettes are made in different da
grees of strength.
The chimney is smoking" he said
y es, she retorted; that's the effect Of had ox
ample. Usually the chimney has consdera-ior
enough 10 do its smoking outdoors" 'Oi
Thus II came about that he finished his cigar nm
the back porch.-(Chcago Post e Oti
A widower of Wellington Kan. the other dav
was remarked just two weeks after his first wifas
death. and when the boys came to charivari him
he went out and told them they ought 10 he
ashamed OF themselves for making such an uproar
around house where a funeral had been bald e.
recently.
siderate people can be!'' NJ" ihcof-
What's the matter nowT'
why. an amateur dramatic club out our way Is
gong 10 give an entertainment TO charity -
And they want you to buy some tckets7r
Oh, IL ISM mat | was glad buy the tickets
but they want US to come and sit through the
show"-(Chicaso Post. 'ie