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MANY GIVE
THEIR VIEW
Senator Carter is
Recipient of
Talks.
ALL KINDS OF
POLITICIANS CALL
Every Party is concerned and the
Subjects Discussed Will Give
Much Information.
\ oLITICIANs of all shades of af-
hliation, citizens who have inter-

IL
hliation, citizens who have inter-
- ests and are with the 'ins," and
residents whose prospects are in the
victory of the outs" men OF affairs
and professional workers, in company
with several persons whose calls were
their respects to Senator George R.
Carter yesterday 1t was the Senator
busy day in more senses than one.
Senator Carter was Eat home" most
of the day. and when he left his office
to see 20 any of the many affairs which
must De Strengthened out before he
leaves for Washington in the Sonoma
next Tuesday, he was besieged with
questioners on the streets. All were
bent upon making the senator the re-
cipient of some confidence relating to
the government or giving him some So
luton for the difficulties in which the
Territory is placed, through the COM
bination of circumstances which exist.
With customary patience he gave up
his time to the tasks, and when night
formed man. even if he had been call
ed upon to wear out some brain tissue.
The many interviews which were had
with the man who is SO soon to go to,
Washington were all part of his plan
to acquire all the information possible
about the state of =naind of the people
of the Territory, when it comes to a
matter Of politics. Many of the inter
views were of his own seeking, and
others we're the result of the publica-
ton of the fact that he was to be ask |
ed questions concerning affairs here, !
by the President of the United States.
There were no factions not represent !
ed. The man who opposes Governor
Dole, while believing in a Republic !
an administration. was next after a /
solid business man who does not wish
to pin his faith to anything but sugar.
There was only small gap between a
Home Ruler and a Democrat, and the
most earnest partisan of the govern
ment was just leaving the private Of
flee when in came the most rabid of
his opponents
All of this was to the liking of the
Senator, for the impression that he
wished only to gain the opinions of his
personal friends was one foreign to his
intention, when he recognized the call
in the SUMMONS of the executive. Then
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. RESERVATION of forests and
conservation of water supply;

~ RESERVATION of forests and
conservation of water supply;
- such are the recommendations
to the Hawaiian people to be
made by E. NJ Griffith of the Bureau
of Forestry at Washington, as a result
of his six weeks tour of the forests of
Hawaii, Maui, Kauai and Molokai. He
will make a report of the results of his
Investigations to Governor Dole and to
Secretary Wilson of the Agricultural
Department before his departure for
Japan next week, and is now busily en-
gagged in collecting the necessary data
for the purpose, to be added to his per-
sonal observations. Mr.. Griffith be-
lieves a forestry bureau, with rangers
for at least the forests of Maui and
Hawaii, to be an imperative necessity,
and it is not improbable that the De-
partment of Agriculture may establish
such a bureau in the islands.
Il was much surprised at the good
condition of the Hawaiian forests said
Mr.. Griffith yesterday. II had no idea
that they were of such extent or SO
we'll kept. Our tour of the Maui for
ests was made in company with H. P.
Baldwin, who has protected the forest
there for years.
1.-The most important matter which
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GENERAL GRANTS MUSIC EAR.

Casino manager, has never had so
much faith in opera and very little
luck in it, Victor Smith says, since
General Grant refused to go to hear
'rErminie." Il don't know anything
about music, he said to Aronson, "and
l wouldn't sit through an opera for
$1,000" General Grants ear for music
was SO bad that all his life in the army
he never could tell the bugle calls
apart
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A NEW WAY TO DO IT.

Mr.. Grogan-What a power o. funer-
ais they do be hayin at the church
these days. Shure, it's stharted me
thinkin'
Miss Casey-Thinkin' av what?
Mr.. Grogan-That whin it come tonne
fur my funeral would you be the wild
dY?-Philadelphia Press.
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RETURNING GOOD FOR EVIL.

Among the signers of a petition for
the remittance of the balance of the
sentence of ten years imprisonment
for William F. Miller, manager of the
Franklin syndicate, which swindled so
many investors on the get rich quick"
plan, are not a few of his victims. The
first signer of the paper is Mrs. Cath
crime MOser, who was the complainant
against Miller in the trial in Brooklyn
three years ago
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PROFESSIONAL CARDS.

REAL ESTATE AND INVESTMENT
GEO. B. MCCLELLAN Cd CO.-sss-ss4
Stangenwald Bldg. Tel. Main -.
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ARCHITECTS.

& PAGE. Architects and
Builders.-Ohice, rooms "a, Arlington
Annex, Honolulu, II. l.: sketches and
correct estimates furnished at short
notice; Tel. 229; P. 0. box 773.
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INSURANCE.

THE MUTUAL LIFE INSURANCE
co. OF NEW YORK.
S. B. ROSE, Agent, Honolulu.
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=. r. HEMENwAY.-Ohlc 40s Judd
building; Telephone 314 Main.
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e j. wALKER.-Coffee Broker; buys
and sells Coffee in any quantity.
Room 4, Spreckeis Block.
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ATTORNEYS.

LYLE A. DICKEY.-king Gnd Bstss'
Sts.; Tel. Main 80, :
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I. NJ. LoNG.-Ofices 80 & 80. Campbell
blk, cor Fort & Mer. Sts.; Tel. NJ rs.
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RIsDON IRON WORKS. Engineers
and builders OF Pumping and Sugar
Machinery and complete power
plants; Office, room IL. Spreckels blk. |:
Tel. 1874.
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ENGRAVERS.
BROKERS.

W. BEAKBANE.-Card Engraving and
Stamping: room 8, Elite Building.
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z. TAPPAN TANATT-Cfvil and Eiec-
trical Engineer; office. 1913 wilder
Ave. Telepis0:se Blue BAL. =
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JAMES T. TAYLOR, NJ. Am. Soc. c. q.
Consulting Hydraulic Engineer; SOC
Judd Blk, Honolulu; p. o. box 7Ss.
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DR. w. HOFFMANN.-Beret St.
opposite Hawaiian Hotel. Hours, 9
to II a. m; 1 to 8, and to 9 p. m.
Phone White 4S1.
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CATION, NELL q CO., LTD.-Eng1-
neers. Electricians and Boilermakers.
Honolulu.
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Or. DERBY.-Eott-Sm bldg, cor.
Fort end Hotel Sts.: office hours.
to 4.
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GUY OWENS.-Room 6, Mcintyre
building, Fort street. Phone Main 36a.
Plantation work a speciality.
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DR.. T. MITAMURA.-Office. 1853 Nun-
anu St.; Tel. White 15s; office hour,
to 10 a. m. AID to p. M. except
Sundays.
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FRED w. MILvERTON.-Ro seq
BOA Stangenwald block; Tel. Main ~,
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MUSICIANS.

COOKS MUSIC SCHOOL.-Love bldg.
Fort ST. Its methods are the result
Of 30 years experience In teaching.
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u. q. GROSSMAN, D.D.S.-Alakea st..
three doors above Masonic Temple,
Honolulu: Office hours, am. to pm.
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KATHARINE J. MacKAY, Md, C.M
$50 Beretania Ave; Tel. Blue 1851.
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CONTRACTORS

VIM. T. PATY.-Contractora and Build
er. stone and office fitting; brick,
wood, or stSg,s building; shop. Hotel
ST, near barre cks; res, 1s41 Anapuni.
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ELECTRICAL ENGINEERS.
EMIL II. DREIER.- and
Consulting Electrical Engineer; plans
and estimates; Magoon building.
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1902-06-09
Un obsequio

Inyitados gsiantemsnte por nuestro uueri-
do amigo don LORENZO Jimenaz 9Arcia, tuvt.
mos el gusto de Aaisttr Ager I'M Almuerxo Que
este nos cfreciera en- casa de an senoFa madre
dcna Dolores Garcia, con motive de haber OBJ.
tsnIdo el atuio de AbogAdo.
Nuestro compafisro de o6cinas don Nero
mueeno Flores no pudo eoheurrir q causa de
hAberse ligsrAmsnte indispuesto.
DnrAnte el aImuerzJ, que fEA sxuufsito
rsir6 10 mas AfAbls cordiAiidac, hacisndo los
hcncKss CON Aeoatumb brada gAiantafia los as.
poaS = CAdi4 " la dneha de Lin casa
IA horAs trAnaeurrisron de manera rkpida
" dsifeiosA, entre agase5oa ateneiones, MI
deasapAFss sl schAmpsgnes todos Ioa neusn.
les hieimos votos pcfqne saan numarosns los
trinpfos que obtepgR el Iiceneiado Jim6nex an
~ carers, eoEA0 as de esperArae dadaa nu com
pstsnciR, ans elaras lncss y sus NADIA WI Ares
cCn1cImian ios.
Dssde kqtf rsitsramos nueatras gractas
mas expresfva MI "a fsrido amigo q an diasin-
gnidA dEaisiR por 81 obssquio que as sirviarou
dlapehaAEnos,
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1902-06-09
Dos buenos articuIos

El ssslmRdo colegA La Correspondence pu'
hlieA dos excelantes RRtieucs.
El pfimero titulRss L0tt1los v scjones.
Es nm trAb1io tan bisn sserito como pan
ssdO, que ternInA con eStAs frAsesi
eLASinoEy HR1ones nAcieron gemelos en-
una mismA SunA, y si Sc quiare tnsistlr 60 qpe
Aaueloa sean trfertOTts, 10 rAcional ctiatiano
AerA que un POGO de Ia Supsrioridad, oil es qua
esISte sea municAdA del uno nj otro por In
lfhertad, ei reipsto los derechoS, II fraterni-
dad y oil &mor.s
Ea oil mismo colegA GpArece otro artlculo
gItulAdo On ATS6pG0o, que hrmA PGtTtG tr&s
euVo seud6 81 imo 90 eSeonde sin GndA un dtstin-
gnido eteritor, cuyoH RrHiculoB en- La CORES
DondenciG EL HeroIdo, han llAmado mas de
una veE nuestFA Atencion.
EN- ell Articulo q que Aludimoa sc Abcga
Dor IA pureIA del idiomA y por que se estable1-
"a una eIfticA impArciAl, Independents = jus
"a, ian necsSAIia para el pregreso de IueAtrAs
letrAs.
Dssde luegc, que hAbiendo lAnsRdo nos-
otrou Antea aS1 idea, estAmos de Aouerdo con 10
cue dice PutTtG, nos propOnemos ocnpArnos
con mas extension del proy ecto que esboxa.
Somos de Iou Que opinAmos que no TODD
hA de ser no tttco; que tAnto como eSta tx auya
en- 81 proRreso en- las costumbFss de nm pals,
In IL lraturst que el momento actual nos pa
Yeee al mAs cpcrtuno para dAr impulso q
hueatFas IetFRs, rompsr asa cApR de hielo
Aras Ia Que no hR mirRdo niamprs en- cate pRis
q IL production literArta
MAJ snA Fsproduelramoa 81 AKdculo de Pa
trtd, cuya patri6tIcA idea recomendAmos = los
sSeritores competentes del ferItho.
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1902-06-09

del G1msrcio, fae Agredido por Is espalds, re-
einisnao Varios garrotA2os. III agresor apalo
la fuga.
All miamo diA el indlviduo Nieo Castafsr
ouiso hsrir n nm appendicitis del honrado , L..
borloso comereIAnta don Federico OfsiS, tirkn.
doIs con ana de Las pesas cue habian sobrs el
mostradof.
eel consscuents federal don Manuel GAR
cfA Soto, fLe sAmbien atlopellado por ias sur
hAs.
Gal miembro de safe Comii6 don Angel Pa
chsco, Ie quisisron pegar sustraer efastos De
su estRbleclmisnto mercAntil, no reaii1anoo "a
criminal intsntos debid0 In PronsA inteeVen-
ci6n de In policfa
GIodoS estcs heC7sos sc han sucedtdo en- ell
dia de aver "a de Jnnie).
tenor, debido o las fechoIfas de lsH turoAs ca
piiAnsAdAs por ciertos inctviduos dc tsrtt0 que
80 esconden no dan ell cuerpo.
SEl stn3r Teniente de la polieia fnsniar
aehor J61ice, hAce cuhntoe esfuerzos son ma
enables para acAbar con esa gaViIla de Easel
narosos.
eEatos hsehos han aldo denuneiados "a Il
gobeFnAdor.S
Rcsotros protest@mos de ssos dssmAness
no s6Io porque Sc Fesiizan contra correifgtona-
rioA nuestfos, sino pofqua denunciAn I'm ver-
dadero essado de an&rqnis en una socisdad tsn
norigerAdA y culta como GaAyAma, sspera-
mos gus Ell GosernAdor &c ordenes terminsn :
tes o. In policiR, para que conefnya de cuAiQaier
modo con esos fascinerosos que an aIsyam
otros puebIos estan deshonrhneo este pAls.
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1902-06-09
CVarIAulH Los ATROPELLOS EN- GvAYAMA

PAraee mentirA que en- GuAyamA continhen
l0s atropelloS contra los fsderslcs, que In po'
ilefA no sea suheiente para mAnbener el ordon
en- sqnelia poblAai6n.
V6ase 10 que nos eSerioe an querido res-
petAbIe eoFFeligionArio de aquellA villas
@AyeE mAfAnA lJnnio " eneontre en- In
pnaYtn da mi casa, hseho AREAS, oil f&rol que
Satab1 eoIocado en- aI aCiub fsderalD. IguAi-
msDts AFFAneAKon ia mnasfFn on qne eStaoa
pintado oil bombre del Oio0. Esoa nschos nan
lido rsaliSados duFAnte lAn alaaa noras DO IN
Eochs.
Ell mismo dis, como lAs nnsve oe 10 ma
hay5a- AZ nnamp nj uaerstaENo Gel Comit6. don
RsfAel PsoneGR, poR frente oei calssin ns l0a
Mistsm ente G6labfaa indivlonos As01ox0 MaI-
Aan Cd Dpd6 y AIetandTp Solo, sli0 ~ ID sal1s
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1902-06-09

Muchas psrsopss dssesn ir Saint Pierre,
,ero no pusden hacerlo por faltR de barcos.
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De administration

bIen q nuastro pesAr ncs vsrsnos en- ID
precision for5osR de uspsnder sl envfo de pa
auetsS dc La DEMoCRAc1A n JAyuya, si antes
del AGbAdo pI 6ximo no h& hquidAdo aus ensn-
GAa con estA AdministrAei6n nusstro agente
don jose Lopez de Victoria.
IguAl msdidA RdoptArsmos con las sgen-
eiAs os Ia isiR que SO encuentrAn en- igual cAso.
Ante lA inutllidAd de nusStr1s gestiones v
nuestrAs ttplicAS, no nos qusdS otro cAmino
que ess.
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Sres. SaIazar y Amadeo

Aver pssarOD por Csguas en- direction 6
San Juan, nuestros respetRb.es amigos don
ErmsIindo SAlA1Ar, director del Oredlto y Aho-
rro Poncefo, don Lucas Amadeo, ilustrado Y
competente economista.
DlchoH Bt hores van en- gastionss del pro-
yectkoo BAnco Agrfcola, IDEA que desde hace
AIgunos amos viens persiguIsndo CON an tea6n
y eonstAnciR Admiranles oil seior Amadeo.
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..I.l1e1o :.

Nusstro qusrido amigo compsnsro en- Ia
prsnsa don Carlos Casanova, pssa por 10 hon.
dR psne de hsber psrdido an MayseHsx su
hiio Aurelio, tovsn muy apreeiable.
S2be ell amigo Casanova, que su door de
padre nos asoeiamos slnceramente.
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GRAN HOTEL RESTAURANT
--1N LT1H1RR a ,,
1stsaa 10 "a cr. EertsIs.a do prlasr sra.n

Hotel oapaoidad
mas co yenuad dc Capital 81 c0medor - anEs
antigua las conidas ema anicano agus
nj dsnis Hoteles somidas
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o. o GafGll

M Ron veo rrocede de<tiaci6n que
puro crfca
torio Municipal de Fan Juan FL pubco pe6ere oa
exsteb ca las coDftea tomaCo
mas esta acreditados cudad.
Dap6stto general: FEDER13o GATELL-Moyagues.
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Quintln Maretrezo,

San Juan, P. B., Junio 8 de 1902.
The Topeka state journal., 1902-05-10

Oh those beautiful vases and pots.
] and all cracked and broken! Even in
old Rome they had careless servants
+ Fliegende Blatter.
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degree. All ornamentations should follow
the lines of utility"
agreed.
1T is quite legitimate" my cousin went
to straighten nose built on the bias, or
to treat eyebrows horticulturally but to
up is sheer barbarisrn
But to get back to the red band, !
observed NO one would have known
that you hadn't been vaccinated -
= should have known, my cousin EN-
phaticaHy replied.
But is it not Other. people whom you
consider IN your dress
Decidedly not. dress to please myself
The true artist does not paint to please
other people. but to express his personal
ity. If they didn't like it. 50 much the
worse Tor them And It should be Just the
same with regard to clothes They should
be in accord with the personality of the
Wearer."
remains that you will have to miss several
dances through your prineiples-and vacci-
nation"
I didn't think Of that my cousin very
humanlZ admitted. But Lady Betty
lated her on having withstood the craze. .
But she has been vaccinated, protested
my cousin.
sHer arm looked quite clear, at all
events and she didn't correct me when I
mentioned the subject"
i am not surprised by that, observed
Lord Valmouth-
There are more things in woman's phil
osophy than you dream Of" said my
cousin.
There was a pause
The white, depressed cicatrix, put IN
his lordship. presently, may be
rupted her ladyship, but thrash it out
in the. smoking room
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medical attention. At the time I was
miles away from q physician and as the
friend with whom was visiting had some
Wine Of Cardui IN the house she recon-
mended that try it, and while I had little
faith IN it soon found that It brought good
results and kept taking It for six weeks and
found then was cured. am never with
oct II now and am glad to recommend #. :"
This article appears in this paper to-
day to tell you directly that Wine of
Cardui win relieve the suffering of sick
women. 1t regulates menstruation and
restores health to women who know
they are weak but do not believe that
it is possible to be strong and healthy
Miss Gibson can travel and not suffer
because she has a remedy that keeps
mensruation regular and preserves her
health and energy. How much more
interest she takes in her club only she
and her associates know. But we all
know she is a useful and active woman
instead of a sufferer. You can make
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Poor man." said the inquisitive old
woman. Il guess you'll be glad when
your time is UP, won't yOu?"
mo, ma'am, not partickerly." replied
the prisoner. g m up fur life. "-Phila-
delphia Press.
The Topeka state journal., 1902-05-10

A man never poses as a hypocrite
when he is alone.
Don't do any worrying in advance.
The future never becomes really serious
until it is transformed into the present.
The sadness of a man who has loved
and lost is frequently exceeded by that
of the poor unfortunate who loved and
failed to lose.-Chicago News.
The Topeka state journal., 1902-05-10

so your wife has decided not to move
this spring.
yes You see the limit of the endur-
ance Of the furniture has been reached
Chicago Post.
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at his meals if the rest was doing it, but
that's as far IS he ever goes in them kind
Of things Chicago Record Herald
It is quite in keeping with the nature of
Things that the fellow VINO forms an at
tachment for money should be able to
make it fast.-Indianapolis News
Shocked Mother-Oh! Tommy! What
have you been doing?
Tommy (who has just returned from
the first day at a preliminary course at
the village school)-Fighting with Billy
Mother-That horrid boy at the farm?
Don't you ever quarrel with him again.
TOMMY amt likely to.-Punch-
chair reading an article on The Law OF
cordin' to this, whin a mon loses wan av
is sinses another gifts more developed. For
instance. a blond mon gits more sinse av
''Shure, an it's quite thrue," exclaimed
aOi-ve noticed it meself. Whin a mon
has wan leg shorter than the other. begOr-
ra the others longer. Philadelphia
Times.
IF I were the mayor" remarked the
stranger, who had attended meeting of
aldermen to waste so much time in useless
wrang1ing over. trivial matters
replied the citizen when they're wrang-
ling they're not doing any mischief"
f'Br'er Williams. all thoo de winter sea-
son you Wuz preachin' red hot sermOnts
on hell fire. en- now dat de spring come,
you amt got word ter say bout hell fre-
How Gomez
.'Brer Thomas de wayfarin' man. do
mighty foolish, mout er knoWed why dat
wuz. In de winter season. Br'er Thomas,
coal was S6 a on-H-Atlanta Constitution
"And aren't you going to give your pen
ny for the poor heathen2" asked the Sun
day school teacher, reproyingly-
t.Oh, I s'pose," replied little BObbie, as
he held it out reluctantly. IF you think
they need it wurse n do."-Ohio State
Journal
A sense of humor fits a man
With traits both good and numerous
The best of which is one that tells
Him when not to be humorous.
-Philadelphia Record.
City Ticket Office.
Union Pacific R. r.. 525 Kansas ave.
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HUMOR OF THE DAY.


People pay big money to go to the
seashore for the privilege of resting IN
til they're completely exhausted
The things that man says during
spring hOusecleaning should not be con-
sidered competent evidence against him
in a divorce suit.
When housecleanfng begins poor man
has to go to his club to keep out Of bad
CON npany.-Baltimore News.
Mr.. Green did not recover from the
railroad accident, but his widow did
Variety may be the spice of life. but
not of the weather.
Poor man." said the inquisitive old
woman, Il guess you'll be glad when
your time is UP, won't you?"
No, ma'am, not partickerly," replied
the prisoner. " m up fur life. '-Phila-
delphia Press.
Oh those beautiful vases and pots,
and all cracked and broken! Even in
old Rome they had careless servants
Fliegende Blatter.
A man never poses as hypocrite
when he is alone.
Don't do any worrying in advance.
The future never becomes really serious
until it is transformed into the present.
The sadness of a man who has loved
of the poor unfortunate who loved and
failed to lose.-Chicago News.
"Girls. don't place too much faith in
fattery," warns the Manayunk Philoso-
pher. Just because some fellow calls
you an angel it isn't necessary to begin
taking lessons on the harp rp-'-Fhiladelphia
Record
''I am very much afraid" said the friend
that it will be hard for you to be re-
mot bit answered Senator Sorghum
1t may be expensive, but not difficult =
Washington Star.
Knott am having an awfully hard
time It's all I can do to keep the wolf
-seott|why don't you let him in and
train him to- keep your creditors out?-
The Music Teacher-Johnny is improv-
ing daily in his violin playing.
We didn't know whether he was improving
or we were just getting more used to it.
Judge.
But we say to the intrepid polar ex-
come depressed for lack Of home ties and
home customs while IN the frozen north2'
oh. / don't know he earelessly re
there. Fresh meat is quoted at $50 a
pound. baltimore American
Now that everybody is 'sbeefng'' about
the meat trust, mutton is making sheep s
Hear me singing,
See me Winging.
Feel me Stinging-
I've just come back to WOO you,
To wake you and to cheer you,
Extract a little pabulum
With sharp, incisive labium,
For m an awful eater
Yours truly,
A. Muskeater.
New Orleans Times-D s-Democrat.
ssco v,o,,r wife hos daoi5ad NOT n move
this spring."
ance Of the furniture has been reached =
Chicago Post.
The woman who is most aggressively in
sistent upon her rights eventually gets to
the place where such insistence is neces-
sary.-Indianapolis News
rs your husband bibliomaniac2" asked
Mrs. Oldcastle as she was being permitted
to view the treasures in the library of the
new neiShbOrs.
Mercy sakes, no" replied Mrs Packen-
ham, "he never bibbles bit Oh, of course
1 don't say that he wouldn't take a little