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Not Long Enough to spon.

Mrs Wigwag-Does your AuSpdiio
keep liquor in the house?
Mrs. Guzzler-Not very long
The Jennings daily record. [volume] (Jennings, La.) 1900-1903, 1902-04-26

Nrs Brown-Charles, why do they
oam II n buclet-shop? Mr.. Brown
Because, my dear, it is OUTSIDE lne paie
of respectable gam bhng. - boStop
Transcript
The Jennings daily record. [volume] (Jennings, La.) 1900-1903, 1902-04-26

New York OH
Bombay The bsN
this distinction isStOg
Great Indian PeninA 6
which, with connecting lines. 1kts
to nearly every part of India.
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az am a self-made man." said tho
pompous individual with ms cnes' eA-
banded. The ether looked at nm CRU
ically. Your excuse Is sa''si"S'olS'
he said.-Brooklyn Life.
The Jennings daily record. [volume] (Jennings, La.) 1900-1903, 1902-04-26

Client-Is there a cause so bad. or
on Individual so Infamous, that your
services could not be obtained? Law
yer (thoughtfully)-I cannot say, on
hand What have you been doins?-
The King.
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Famous scientist (eXcitedly): Some,
thing must be. done to stop the spread
Of the opium habit among women.
Great editor Calmly: Very well,
sir. III put in a paragraph saying that
a hankering for opium is a sign of cid
age New York Weekly.
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Chance
Two Columns Of Selec
by the Hi
x ro.shfsa Dip,omas-
A little Cambridge girl was discov-
ared whispering in school and the
teacher asked:
what were you saying to the siri
next to you when l caught you WINS
pering?"
The little culprit hung her heao ior
q moment, and then replied:
81 WIS only telling her how nice
YOU looked in your new dress.
"well. that-yes-I know-but we
must-the class in spelling will please
stand up"-Christian Register.
A Word of Cheer.
esDoes your husband never co1npi-
ment you on your cooklnS!
Sometimes" answered young Mrs.
Torkins, with little hesitation. ms
morning 1 reminded him that maze
the biscuit myself"
What did he say!
"He said that he was glad 10 near
It: that it was something in their favor
that they weren't made by trust.
More Important
Yes" said the old doctor, you
should try to have your own carriage,
by all means. Because when you want
to get to a patient quickly"
"Oh!" interrupted the young M. d..
"1 don't think any patient VINO sent
for me would be likely to die before
reached him"
mo, but he might recover before
you got there"
Circus Chat.
$50 that horrid. mean rinsmaster Is
going to be married, is he! Wnat "o.
man is fool enough to have him.? salo
the queen OF the sawdllst. :,
"Oh: he's got the right woman al
right; don't you worry replied the
tight-rope walker.
"Who is It?"
"Mam'selle Bossi, the wild animal
tanner"
|
Architect-Now, where would you
| prefer the drawing room, SIT
| Mr.. ADMINISTRATIONS here, young
man, I've let you put in smokln
room when I don't smoke, music
room when couldn't play mouth u
gan an a nursery when amt got no
nurse but I'm goin' to pull up at a
drawing room when couloh e'ei
draw a straight line!"
Looking Ahead.
well, Charlie, has your weuolns
day been set?'
Eyes, old chap. I had my hancea
agree to be married on her birthday:
THAT does have little romantic
flavor"
"That wasn't the idea. You see, l
was thinking chat one present "Culo
answer for both anniversaries.
The Coloners Escape.
Colonel" said the fair grass widow
"were you ever caught In a cui-oe
sac?'
"Nc." he answered, as he saw way
to get out on the other slde Oh lhe
potted plants; 81 never proposed u
but three women, and IN each case
knew what l was going to do before
hand"
"We are turning out some very elap
} crate scales" said the agent Som
, that will attract the attention OF you
customers
"Do YOU suppose l want my Gus
toners to watch the scales? aske
, the surprised butcher. Give me IN
plainest style you have.
Thinking of tho Future
Why do you and Harold keep
. such fiourishing correspondents
Iu,ia when you live in the same bloc
and see each other every day!
. "My goodness! Surprising either
nc should get famous after were ma
-;ed haven't we got to have some 10y
n letters to be publisher
x romance Among the Freaks
" ..Did YOU hear what a sentiment
wav the Living Skeleton adopted
,ro,ose to the Fat Lady," asked t
1t Circassian Beauty.
10 "No." responded the Human Hede
Of hog. What did he do?'
is .She found him in her stockl
Christmas morning"
Is Not Entirely Disinterosted'
Id a] h
Id /S<S 81 ,S2SEA
5, /lhI hS-@Z
i !; !: {7A(kxlF :
The Iola register., 1902-04-18
LOCAL NEWS

John Steele, known better as "Funs-
toms press agent" who has worked
for years on the Kansas City Star and
who married a.daughter of Gov. Esk-
ridge of the Emporia Republican, is
said to have secured that paper which
lie will conduct in the future.
The telephone company has such a
net work of wires down the alley be-
tween Madison and Broadway that it
has had to erect poles on both sides of
the alley and cross bars will support
the wires. 1t will lessen the danger
of tangles and thus improve the
service.
The Nevada Post says that orders
will soon be given to stop all ship
ments of ore to the Nicholson smelter
at that place, that one of the Niohol'
son blocks here and four ef the Ian
yon Zinc Company's blocks will be
closed down because of the high price
of jack. Ore still hovers about 1873 to
The Iola register., 1902-04-18
The Majority of People Have
Impure and Poisoned Blood
Coursing Through the Body
in Springtime.
Paine'S Celery Compound
Is the Fountain Of Health from
Which the Disease Laden May
Draw a Fresh Supply Of
Vitality and Health.
A Cure of Blood Poisoning that
Has Commanded the Atten-
ton of Thousands.

Is your blood impure, poisoned, or
sluggish? 1t must be If you have erup-
tions, boils, pimples, blotches, run
ming sores, eczema, or salt rheum.
With such troubles and ailments the
blood is fast carrying disease and
death to the body.
To be clean, sound vigorous
healthy, and happy, you must use
Paine's Celery Compound before the
advent of the hot summer days. At
this time the vitalizing and health
giving work of Paine's Celery Com
pound shows quickly upon the blood,
which is purified and made rich with
nutriment that builds up the nerves
and tissues.
Remember that 'Paine's" is the
kind that cures. At all times refuse
the something just as good offered by
some dealers.
Thousands of sufferers burdened
with some form of disease, the result
of impure and poisoned, impure or
sluggish blood, will thank Heaven
that their attention has been directed
to the great fount of healing after a
perusal of the following letter written
by MIR. j. Argetsinger, of 2i22 l4th
Ave-, Minneapolis, Mimi
"Last winter I had blood poisoning
caused from cut on my finger. This
formed an abcess under my arm, and
was in the hospital for three weeks
At times felt as though I was going
out of my head. When ] touched the
end Of my spine, | felt the shock in my
head at once. My memory was poor
and | sometimes forgot my neighbors
names. Sometimes had pains in m!
left side just below my heart, and ;
presentiment of evil was continual.
with me. Paine's Celery COMPOUND
has given me new lease of life, and
hope others will try it"
The Iola register., 1902-04-18
PLEASANT VALLEY.
d. t. SMITH. Correspondent

April Il--Mrs Will Bird purchased
a nice baby carriage last Wednesday.
Ed Rhoads was called to see his
brother in Joplin, Mo, last week. On
arriving he found him all safe. He
was buried in a coal shaft for two
days and nights. There were several
lives lost but he was one of the lucky
ores.
Gertrude Voorhees, called at Mrs L
Largent's last Friday.
Connie Smith went to Colony Satur-
day evening and spent Sunday with
her chum. Minnie Hyde.
Mrs Cox and Mrs Bargent bought
their girls new hats of Mrs ID 7 Smith
last Friday.
The Ladies Aid society is looking
forth with II great effort to try and
raise money to fix their church at
Pleasant Valley.
Mrs Carrie Mogul called on Mrs L
Largent Monday.
Mrs Libbie Largent went over to see
her sister Mrs George RuXton and re-
turned Sunday morning.
VT Largent lost one of his horses
last week.
Mrs Charlie Perkins from Wise Wis
tied her sister, Mrs Lou Cox on
Sunday.
Mrs John Chilcote is papering her
house this week
Grandpa Bu-ton went to lola Sat
day.
Everybody is quite busy planting
corn.
Mr. Smart says they have fifteen little
lambs.
Mr. and Mrs Brown took dinner with
Mr. and Mrs. Louis Mogul Sunday.
Ethel Gatalt, our organist at Pleas.
ant Valley Sunday school is organic
ing class in our neighborhood anC
will give music lessons this summer
John Cox and son Marion are work
ing over at Wise this week.
The Iola register., 1902-04-18
SOUTH LOGAN.
A. e. swARTzMAN. Correspon


April 13. Jack Shaifer who sold
his 80 acres of land to Frank Young
expects to start the first part of the
week for the west, 1--we believe it is ELLIS
Co where he has 900 acres of land
and is branching out very extensively
in farming and stock raising.
Miss Ora Faddis visited Miss Edna
Brenegar near Chanute over Sunday.
Lee and Myrtle Tippie also spent the
day there.
1t would seem as if it would be a
very small specimen OF a man who
would turn his neighbor's cattle and
valuable thorough bred cattle at that
on to the railroad near train time
when the cattle were doing:no harm as
there was nothing for them to harm,
yet it seems we have just such small
men in the neighborhood.
Mrs Birdsong and sous were up
from He'll Bend visiting Thurman 5
over Sunday.
The "oil" we'll last put Gown on
Andrew Nelson's place is all right as
to the we'll the oil only .being minus
represented you know byxyz. 1t is
a great disappointment to Mr. Nelson
but then he may have a "lake" as,they
find oil, gas and nothing" all with
in 500 feet of each other, when the
foundation was being laid for This
part of the earth being last, the de-
vii stole a march on the builders and
when they we're not looking he gather
ed up the odds and ends left over and
dumped them here, as there 10 little
of every thing.
The spring has lbeen so cold and
backward that everything is starting
very slow the pastures are poor and
over pastured all the time but are
very slow this spring and feed is out
no grass, and-well the prospect nigh
be more pleasing.
1t is said blythe knowing ones tina
there is to be marriage in the Tippi
family this week but we are not o
those who know, so can not say if tn
\ report be true.
The Iola register., 1902-04-18
ANNOUNCEMENT



thereby announce myself candidate for the
once for Sheriff of Allen county subject to
the decision; of the Republican primaries and
hereby announce myself candidate for
sheriff OF Allen county, subject TO the Repub-
lean primaries and convention
1 hereby announce myself ascanddate for
he ofice of sheriff of Allen county, subject to
the Republican primaries ana convention:
hereby announce myself candidate for
the once of sheriff, of Allen county, subject
TO the Republican primaries and convention
thereby announce myself q candidate from
elm township for the ONCE of sheriff of Allen
county, subject to the Republican primaries
and convention. CHAs. w. SMITH.
1 hereby announce myself a candidate
from Usage township for the oflice OF sheriff
OF Allen county, subject to the decision of
Il. w. HUFFMAN.
/ hereby announce myself as candidate for
the ONCE of Register of Deeds OF Allen coun-
ty, from Humboldt township, subject to the
r. M.OUNN1NGHAM.
hereby announce myself candidate
for Register of Deeds OF Alien county subject
to. the Republican primaries and convention
RoBERT l., THOMPSON
For County Clerk
eeS Of er Of
subject to the Republican primaries and con
vention j. W. kEISo.
! hereby announce uyhtl ~
the ofice of County Clerk OF Allen county. sub
ject to the Republican primaries and conven
tion. MELVIN FRoNK.
For County Attorney
hereby announce myself as u candidate for
the ONCE of County Attorney OF Allen County
subject to the Republican primaries and con
venton. BURTON r.. CLIFFORD.
/ hereby announce myself candidate for
the Office OF county attorney OF Allen county,
subject to the Republican primaries IL MeS and con
/ hereby announce myself a candidate for
the ONCE OF county attorney ofAllen county
subject to the Republican primaries and con
For County Superintendent
hereby announce IN ySelf candidate from
Geneva township for the onlce Of county MY
Republican primaries and convention.
Miss OLIVE KNOwLToN.
For County Surveyor.
I hereby announce myself as candidate
Yar the ONCE of county Surveyor of Allen
county, subject to the decision Of the Repub-
Lutte p. srovER
For County Coroner
hereby announce myself a candidate for the
Onice OF coroner OF Allen county, subject 10
the decision of the Republican primaries ana
convention b. +. Richards
Clerk OF District Court.
hereby announce myself n candidate foi
denomination to the office OF Clerk of the Dis
trict Court of Allen county, subject TO the Re
publican primaries ana convention
s. q. BREWSTER.
For Probate Judge
hereby announce myself q candidate for the
ONCE OF Probate JuGge OF Allen county sub
ject to the Republican primaries and convei
lion.
Por County Treasurer.
l hereby announce that wiz De canulua. =
for reelection to the ONCE of treasurer o
"ep"'i'"" p'' FRANCES WILSON
The Iola register., 1902-04-18
STONY POINT.
|. NJ. BRANDENBURG. Correspon

|, Nj. BRANDhNBURu' Correspondent
April a. The most of the farmers
are through sowing flax in this vicin'
ity.
Rev Monroe preached at RoekloT
Sunday night.
&C Heckanliable and family spent
Sunday at John Harclrode's.
w T Hall moved his furniture to
Gas Monday. He has his new house
about completed.
Eliza Men7el and family visited at
Wm Broughton's.
Tom Fleming was seen in our neigh
borhood Sunday.
Will Clark, EarnestSnyder and Char
ley Harclerode spent Sunday at Mr.
McLoughlin's.
Ye scribe visited with Miss Nellie
Broughton Sunday.
Lloyd Orbeson spent Saturday night
and Sunday at home.
S. d. Brandenburg has a new drill
The Iola register., 1902-04-18
WEST COTTAGE GROVE.
NoRA srEwARr. CorrespOn

NORA STEWART. correspondent.
April l6-Earnest Yount and wife
and Mrs Samuel Downs visited Mrs
Hannah Stewart Sunday.
Orrin Noyes came down from Kan
sas City Saturday and spent few
days with home folks, who were very
glad to see him. OWN returned to
Kansas City Tuesday.
Mrs John Helle spent Sunday with
her parents.
Nora Stewart visited at Iva Noyes'
Sunday.
Mrs Daniel Lynch is visiting rel.
atives near carlton this week.
Harvey Lynch spent Sunday with
his cousin Len Stewart
Mrs G A Stewart, who has been
very sick, is able to be up now.
AL Noyes has been complaining for
over week, and DR. Light was called
from Chanute yesterday and pro-
nounced him sick with very bad
case of smallpox and quite an excite
ment prevails, because so many have
been exposed. The Board of Health
Officer will be down today and expect
a great many will be quarantined anc
very likely school will have to close
for a while.
A surprise party was given at MI
Adams Friday night in honor o
James Adams, it being his birthday.
Mrs James Stewart and Mrs Iva
Noyes visited Mrs John Helle Mon
day
The Iola register., 1902-04-18
n...a n,,o, color feathers and ribbons.
DldIIlOnu DyeS Easy, Excellent, Economical

show special appetite for these and
nesting in our shade trees and vines
accommodating vermin. Can some one
suggest the best method for killing
them?
Chas w Smith OF La Harpe, candi-
late for sheriff on the Republican
ticket, was caller last week in our
neighhorhood soliciting votes.
Charley Wilmouth was out last
week from lola looking after his stock
and buying more feed.
The Santa Fe sent south recently a
new engine of large size for the south
It weighed one hundred and twenty
five tons, had fourteen foot fire box,
ten drive wheels and was pulling
ninety cars. 1t is designed for burn
ing oil. Mr. Smith, our section fore
man said several broken bolts were
found on his section afterwards.
The Iola register., 1902-04-18

S35 ton and the buyers are said to be
encouraging the Colorado mines to
compete with the Missouri combine.
A man was in lola the other day
making inquiries at the city hall about
the town, its gas, it's factories and its
future. He said the way he happened
to come here was from seeing the name
lola Portland Cement" on freight
car out in Oregon. He got into dis
pute with others as to whet her Port
land cement could be made in this
country and decided that town that
could make it must be pretty good, so
came here at the first chance.
The M. K. & T. Inspection car bear
ing several officials of the road was
here yesterday going over the newly
purchased tracks. The inspection car
is a peculiarly built machine and at
tracted quite crowd while it was
Standing at the depot last evening. 1t
is about twenty feet long and half of
the space is taken up by the engine
| UuN OtuSl hHIl pSlhB hIlcu Win oCdI9'
The whole thing is built close to the
ground and is open at the sides with
glass front
DR.. Dresbach, who founded the
new hospital here, not having any eX-
cuse to go there as there were no pa
tients as yet, fell over a chair
the other day, and broke a
rib. He Immediately ordered him
self to his own hospital and can talk
to one an hour about the conveniences
of the place and the kindliness of the
Sisters in charge. He is now able to
be about but has to wear a corset
Being a stickler for style he is, of
course, compressed into one of the low
! cut, straight front, water proof, air
tight, non combustible things, He
] says he would use no other.
At the trials in police court this
morning r. L, Manley was star wit
: ness. He testified in several cases and
4 at the close invariably produced the
half pint of liquor which he bought
1t created a good deal of amusement
: as he delved into his pockets and
brought forth bottle, read the label
to be sure he had the proper one, and
4 submitted it to the court. One wit de.
clared that Manley was proof of the
saying that ''close the joints and the
\ bootlegger appears Another hum
Z orist AYERS that Manley refused to
share his plunder, declaring that i
had already risen IN value to dollar
4 a half pint and might go higher
The Iola register., 1902-04-18
NEOSHO VALLEY.
berry pat,


g. l.. Arnold, Correspondent.
April l6.-Earl Gay, Frank and
Nellie Hardin, Willie Young ana
Blanch Hankins took the com
man school "quiz" last Saturday.
Mrs Barr returned from an extended
stay at Neosho, Missouri, one day last
week. Her son John accompanied
her home and remained with friends
here for several days.
Mr. and Mrs Bair drove over from
Gas City Sunday to see his sick aunt,
Mrs Hardin.
to get fruit trees,
Irene Kane died Wednesday morn.
ing about 3 a'clock. She had just
passed her 18th birthday She had
been sick since last September and
during her entire illness she was very
much emaciated and weak, but could
never bear the thought of lying in
bed but insisted in being supported
in a chair until within few days OF
her death Her remains we're taken
to Piqua for burial on Thursday.
Mrs NJ p Jacoby is away attending
missionary meeting.
II A Terrell, near the river bridge,
is busily engaged setting out 1000
strawberry plants.
Mrs Margaret Williams has beer
staying in town since last Friday.
The Iola register., 1902-04-18
ROCK CREEK.
MARY POWELL. Correspondent.

April 16--A cousin of = Leaks is
visiting him from Iowa.
George Frerichs and sister visited
atlMr Amos Sunday.
Mr. Gillespie and family visited at
Mr. Mull's Sunday.
Mia jackson goes to Havana today
as delegate for the w, NJ. A. of
this place.
Rev. Jacoby will preach at Rock
Creek Sunday.
The check of the corn planter can be
heard early and late And some of
the farmers are through planting
corn.
Mrs Catherine Leake visited her
daughter at La Harpe Saturday and
Sunday.
Mr. Russsman has a sick horse.
The ladies in this vicinity are max
ing lgreat complaint about the
sparrows taking their early gar
den.
The Iola register., 1902-04-18
(First published April is 1902
Publication Notice.

STATE OF KANSAS M
ALLEN COUNTY ~
In the district court for said county.
Mary T.. Northrup +. A.
NOrthrup, l. l. Northrup
and d. p. Northrup,
plaintiffs.
y. b. Bayue and Mary E. No 500.
Bayne his wife, James
j. Wallace and Mary A.
Wallace his wife james
Indy and John p. Dres-
back. Defendants
Said defendants Il. b Bayne and Mary r.
Bayne his wife. James j Wallace and Mary A.
wallace his wife, James Lindly and John +.
Dresback will take notice that they have been
sued in the above named Court for a correc-
ton of the description indeeds and records in
the conveyancing Of lands situated in Allen
county State of Kansas described as follows:
40 acres of the west side OF the n. f. Ii of Sec
No. 26, Twp No. "A, Range No. Is eaStof p.
NJ. Commencing at the :. w. corner of said
quarter section, thence east 10 rods: thence
north 100 rods, thence west 40 rods; thence
south l60rods to the place of beginning rs is in
plaintiffs petition prayed for and fora decree
qutettng the title of plaintiffs to said lands
against the defendants or either of them or
anyone claiming bv through or under them or
either OF them: and for decree ad Judging and
decreeing the title Of plaintiffs in ami to said
lands in fee simple firm and stable forever and
must answer the petition tiled therein by said
plaintiffs on or before the thirty-nrst day of
May A. ID. 1902 or said petition will be taken
| tion as in petition prayed for will be rendered
accordingly
ATTEST $ c. BREWSTER.
SeaD Clerk OF said Court.
Oscar Foust & Son & Baxter ID. McClain, at
| torneys for Plaintlffs.
The Iola register., 1902-04-18
CARLYLE.
.. W. LnMAsTER. COrrespOndent.

u. w. LBMASrER, correspondent
April l4-C L Adams is attending
the meeting of presbytery at Parsons
this week
Joe Longshore came in Saturday
from Indiana for a visit with his
uncle's family.
Elsie Lewis of Blue Mound is visit
ing relatives here.
Chester Green was out from lola
Sunday.
We noticed the county commission
ers, county clerk and county attorney
out this way one day last week.
Mrs E w Lemasters is visiting at
Allen Center this week.
Albert Arnold is working for L
Longshore.
Mrs Il c Remsberg and children ant
Mrs | Ii Lemasters OF lola visited il
Carlyle one day last week,
The Iola register., 1902-04-18
COUNTY NEWS
DEER CREEK,
Perry Newton, Correspondent,


April livery fine weather these
days for out door work and for the
farmers to get in their crops. Several
in this vicinity have corn planted
But some say not to be in hurry this
year as the ground is hardly warm
enough vet. One rule we have heard
to follow in corn planting is not to
plant until the hedge leaves begin to
grow. This surely is not far from the
proper time,
Carlyle gave play last Friday
night which surely was credit TO
those who took part and was in all
we'll played.
Mr. Hindsley had a sick horse Sun
day.
Earl Smith is still working at works
No l in lola.
Tom Jones is through planting corn
and others have planted some.
Oscar Benjamin sold horse in La
Harpe last week for Mr. Greaves.
Frank Stricklr's bass voice is miss
ed from the Pleasant Valley choir
where we attended church Sunday and
listened to sermon by lRev Sample
He called attention to the fact relative
TO our item of April A in which We
mentioned the loud applause at the
Easter exercises at the Valley. Hearty
applause in the right place and at the
right time is all right, But stampins
of the feet is never in order at any
time or place. Aud we think it was
at the time mentioned only done
through though thoughtlessness an'
by some for lack of knowing how tt
show their approval of such things
Farmers should try to hna SOM
way to exterminate the Epglish spar
rows. They seem to be increasing
every year and are becoming iquite
nuisance by clogging the spoa''ng OF
the houses, eating off the young gar
den especially peas as they seen .
The Iola register., 1902-04-18
PRAIRIE DELL.
c. r. B,RrH. Correspondent

Z. T. UNKTH, Correspondence
April l4.-Mrs Jessie Comstock of
Lincoln Neb, is here on a visit TO her
sister, Mrs Geo Barth.
A party of young folks from far and
near gathered at Mr. Snyders last Fri
day eve. A good time was enjoyed
the party leaving at late hour.
Farmers are about done sowing fax
and are now putting in the corn as
fast as possible.