The daily morning journal and courier., 1902-07-30

of the original little pigling!!
 That old fellows got that girl solid for the rest of the season, you best.' quickly whispered to each other sev- eral young men at the table; Ines giv- en his tip at the start, and, mind you, see if he doesn't get the best of every thing from now on!'
 At next mornings breakfast how ever, another incident occurred of somewhat similar character. Spite of the best of intentions, the young girl had forgotten one capital item in the elderly gentlemans order, for which neglect she almost painfully apologized. Of course, of course" he playfully re- piled; why. the wonder to me is how you manage to keep so many things all at once in your head. I've a pretty good memory myself for some matters. and can repeat without tripping, "Abra- ham begat Isaac; and Isaac begat Ja- cob: and Jacob begat Judas and his brethren; and Judas begat Phares and Zara of Hhamar; and Phares begat Esrom; and Esrom begat Aram; but I declare if had to deliver straight in the kitchen over wonder such multi farious orders of roast beef rare dried eggs. poached eggs. scrambled eggs, three-minute eggs, French fried pota- toes, charlotte ruse, lemon pie, pineap- pie cheese, sliced tomatoes, tea, cof- fee and cocoa I should go stark mad and have to be carried to the insane asylum"
 Once again the young girl looked mo- mentarily daZed. The enormous erudi- ton involved in the mental feat of reel ing off all that about Abraham, Isaac, Jacob, Judas, Phares and Zara of Thamar Esrom and Aram, had fairly taken her breath away; but when the author of such an amazing feat delib- erately proceeded to compliment her on l the possession of a memory, before 1 which his own sank into abyss of noth- ingness, she hardly knew whether she on her head or her heels. Soon, how | ever, she was merrily laughing again. as she saw into the kindly and sympa- | thetic spirit of man humanly appre- ciating what the trial must be of hay | ing to keep abreast with the orders of i 20 summer boarders, all speaking in as | divers dietetic tongues as the Par l thians, Medes, Elamites and dwellers in Mesopotamia, Cappadocia and Pontus, on the day of Pentecost.
 From the elderly gentleman's glib ness in dealing with so many scriptural names, the young fellows at the table now made up their minds that he must be minister. Several of them were quite nautical, and could box the com pass forward and backward, but hum bly, acknowledged that they would have been graveled on Phares and Zara of Thamar. So. the next evening, couple of them resolved to board the elderly gentleman and tyr to find out how he had become so skilful in giving tips to waiting girls. One of them, indeed, had i the audacity to use this very-rightly ! offensive-expressio
 "As to giving tips, young gentlemen" |" he began, ''the most effective tip in the world in fair. average fellow-feeling with your own human kind. confess to great deal of sympathetic interest in these young girls in summer hotels, and to a great admiration for their pa- tience and amiability. Many of them have far more refinement of feeling and far more knowledge than some of the grosser creatures they wait on. but who often show themselves exacting. vulgar and overbearing. Indeed, too large a number of so-called Christians from our city churches feel themselves privileged to act like the devil when they get away to the seashore, instead of recog- nizing that they are on missionary ground
 Now, the one thing hate beyond all
 else is the caste spirit. above all the dress and money caste spirit Money is
 an excellent thing in it's way, but car
 ries no inherent right to browbeat a nice young girl who may have let your three-minute egg boil three minutes and
 a half. The best way of getting on a
 pleasant footing with these young wo-
 men I find to lie in making them laugh
 from the start. Laughter is the only
 one and only all-glorious gospel demo-
 crat that unites God and man in one:
 and so on if I might venture to amend
 St Paul, I would add to his summary of
 Hope, Faith and Charity Hope, Faith
 Charity and Laughter Indeed, laugh
 ter-kindly, genial human laughter
 is the high road to all three of these
 graces. As general rule, these young
 girls are overtaxed tired, shy and des-
 pondent; and so, in rare cases I have
 recommended to them use of the Her.
 cuies Resurgent Tonic Bitters.' But
 long experience has convinced me that
 even the jackscrew of this stupendous
 medicine exerts no such power in liftins
 heavy weights from off the mind as
 stirring up the jaded spirits with genial
 merry, loving laughter. .'-Boston Her
 aid.