The Somerset reporter. [volume] (Skowhegan, Me.) 1868-1909, 1902-06-26

Yeast 1t costs a good deal of money for
this Government to TOOK after the counter
like sending good money after bad"
Energy all gone? Headache? stomach out
of orde? Simply a case of torpid liver. Bur
dock Block Bitters will make a new man or
woman of you.
Clergyman Qately come to sh)-"Your
neighbor Smith says my sermons are ru bbish."
Farmer-"Ah, ye needn't mind i'm, sir 'es
merely mouthpiece for other folks"
Hundreds of lives saved every year by having
| DIR. Thomas &c ectric Oil in the house lust when
| II is needed Cures Group, heals burns, cuts,
wounds of every sort.
A Growing Field.--First Citizen-"I see that
few more mlllionaires have endowed col
| leges." Second Citizen-"Well, If 1t keeps up
! don't see why we can't all get jobs as pro-
| fessors.'
Not Hasteper.-Mrs, Jones-"I can't bear
to see you smoking, dear, Our doctor says i
| is slow poison" Mr.. Jones But l can't
smoke prussic acid just to please you and the
doctor"
| Scald head is an eczema of the scalp--very
severe sometimes, but 1t can be cured. Doan's
ointment, quick ami permanent In its results.
At any drug store, so cents
Barber-"That man who just went out has
good head for business" Customer-"That
old. bald headed gentlemenS"-"Yes; sell
him three bottles OF hsir-renewer month"
No need to fear sudden al tacks of cholera in
fantum dysentry. iiarrhoea, or summer com.
| plant, IL you have DR., Fowler's Extract of Wild
strawberry in the medicine chest
| Professor Morandmore-''The books OF the
Chaldesns were written on bricks-"sporter
| lin still small voice)-"They must have made
hard reading"
For Over Sixty Years.
MRS WINsLow's SOOTHING SYRUP has bee.
used for over sixty years by millions of mothers
for their children while teething, with perfect
| success. 1t soothes the child, softens the gums
allays all pain, cures wind collie and is the best
remedy for diarrhoea. 1t will relieve the poor
In every part of the world. Twenty-Five cents a
| bottle. Be sure and ask for "Mrs. Wiz slows
Soothing Syrup" and take no other kind
Willie-"Pa, what's linear footF" Pa-''Why
ERA linear foot9 Oh it's one that's hersdf.
tsry, Didn't you ever hear tell OF a linear
| descendants"
Fast Friends.
Rushville Ind.
| Messrs. ELY BRos.:-I have been a great
| suf ferer from cAtarrh and hay fever and tried
many things, but found no permanent relief
until found II in Ely's Cream Balm about
eight years ago. and we have been fast friends
ever since. (Rev II. NJ. Bentley.
size OF Elys Cream Balm. Druggists supply
1t and we mail it, Full size so cents.
ELY BROS. DC Wsrren st.. New York.
Alas!-willy lover his natural history
Papa, what species OF animals in this country
are becoming rapidly extinct9" Psps-"Buf-
faloes and navil heroes, my SON."
KEEP your blood pure and your
~ stomach and digestive organs in
healthy condition by taking Hoods
Sarsaparilla and you will be WELL
Natural observation-disclosures" aunt died
yesterday" Swipsey-"Wot wuz de scereY"
Golden Opportunity. -Cholly-"Oh do tell
me, Miss Ethel, I'm lust diving to know"
Ethel-"Then I'll never tell you.T
Try Chamberlain's Stomach and Liver
Tablets, the best physic For sale by G.
r. Fogg, Skowhegan; L. G. Williams,
Athens; Sullivan Newton, Jackman.