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The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-08-24
People and things

chicago Is getting into the third
tand perhaps last) stage Of its devel-
opment, and finding that harmless old
women are witches. 1t is not report-
ed that they have as yet burned any
OF them at the stake, but one of them
mas been arrested on the complaint of
a ne1ghbor, who accuses the old woman
of exertfng uncanny psychic influence
over her and her husband, and making
trouble between them. The iI1dge
could not find any law on the statute
books to fit the crime, but he referred
TO the old blue lays in New England
SAID that Witchcraft was a serious mat
ter, and asked how the woman man
aged to make the trouble; her accuser
said she sent spirits after them. This
created much surprise, as in Chicago
IL is known that large number of peo-
pie pursued spirits, but to have thv
spirits turn around and pursue them
was an alarming development. The
case was taken under advisement.
The Split Infinitive.
In literary circles there is nothing
that can make more trouble in a short
time than the split infinitive. 1t is the
horror of the over-nice and the night
mare or the grammarian. 1t gets into
poetry through poetic license, and into
prose by the printers license and Gre
An EnglishWoman, Lady Grove. re-
Gently wrote book in which one critic
remarked was full of split infinitiyes."
ana this so reused the ire of the wri-
ter that she indited a letter to the ma
per In question protesting against the
criticism, and saying: 1T would be
as impossible for me to make use Of a
split inhnltlve IN conducting sentence
as IL would be for me to write English
AFTER the fashion of the modern Amer
lean journalist" There now, you hor
fid thing, how do you feel now? In
replying TO her crushing letter the ed
ltor said he would like to make a dis
JUNCTION between a split infinitiye and
an lnhnlt1ve that does not split, but
the work OF so decorous a gentlewoman
as Lady Grove.
a st. Paul man was knocked down
by the cars the other day, and was re-
moved to the city hospital insensible.
across his breast was found the fol-
lowing tattooed legend:
-. ......
In case of accident do not
operate for appendicitis.
MY appendix has been re-
moved twice, and I have
aiSo MED for county COM
missioner
- . .
1t was decided that he was suffering
only from shock.
Geskie's Ambition.
John L. Geskie, barber by trade.
statesman by ambition, has filed for
congressional nomination.
And why not?
Honor and fame from no condition
rise,
Act well thy part, there all the honor
lies"
1t is better to be an honest barber
ana a congressman than a specious.
t1me-serving lawyer and congress
man.
In fact, a good barber is inpelIed by
MS very daily work to be a good Amer
ican. Must he not chew to the line
let the hairs fall where they may? Is
there any danger Of his espousing mon
areffal principles when his life has
been spent in, cutting off the heir ap-
parent?" Hence onward, brother Ges-
hde, to4lmmortaI fame, "in the bright
lexicon of youth there's no such word
as fall" While there slife there's
soap. and room for more on the "Lather
of flannel"
Married Widow.
A peculiar case was reported re-
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-08-24

now pending win have been secured, and
the public viii be welcome to examine the
interior as well as the exterior of the
machine that promises to become factor
of no mean Importance in furnishing not
only comfort 20 humanity In general. but
aid to the manufacturing world. where
room temperature IS an item in the pro-
duction of goods. The gravity cooler
not only puts cool air into a room, but
makes 1t pure and dry. A dust storm
may be raging outside, and the particles
be taken In through the receiving pipe,
Actual experiments have proved time and
again that the afr comes out dryer than 1t
goes ina. E. Johnson, In Everybodys
Maga xinA-
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-08-24

Arizona as the paradise of America
is the expectation of all true Arizo-
mans, we are informed, since the ir-
rigation movement took shape. They
shouldn't forget down there that the
United States is a pretty big country,
and that good many people find life
in it close approach to paradise
who could not locate Arizona on the
man
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-08-24

other people hold and then make a
claim of the hand. How would it
do for authors and playwrights to an
nonnce in the Chicago papers just be-
fore giving to the public their work
that they propose to present at a GER
tain date a play or novel along cer-
tain lines and ask all Chicagoans to
lay claim to its authorship within
sixty days or ever after hold their
peace?
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-08-24

H. F. Stevens is reported as just hav-
ing made a glorious political address
in the Eighth ward. Two questions will
at once suggest themselves to the Gu
rious in this connection. They are:
Where has Hiram been all this time?
What is the variety of bee which is
now buzzing in Hiram's bonnet?
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-08-24

"A Generous Concession" is the way
a local paper speaks in it's headlines
of proposal of settlement made by
the president of a street railway to it's
men. Needless to add that the paper in
is not regarded as an official
organ of all classes of men interested
in the operation of street railways.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-08-24
STEAMER SIDNEY DUE TO
ARRIVE FROM ST. LOUIS
New Steamer Put Into Commission for
Down River Service.

New Steamer Put Into Commission for
Down River Service.
The steamer Sidney, of the Diamond
Joe Packet line. will arrive here this
morning from st. Louis with passen-
gers and freight. 1t will leave again
in the afternoon. This is the first trip
Of the Sidney to this city this year.
The excursion steamers are having a
very prosperous time this year. There
are four steamers, the Twin Cities, the
j. J. Hill. the Cyclone and the Lora,
engaged in carrying excursions from
the Twin Cities up and down the river,
and they are busy all the time. Most
OF them have bookings for part OF
September.
The water in the river Is falling a
little, but not enough to impede navi-
cation.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-08-24
SUNDAY, AUG. "a, 1902.

The world is told in about ten thou
sand words, paid for from the United
States treasury at the rate of 81 a.
word, that the most tremendous en-
thusiasm greeted Gov. Taft on his re-
turn to Manila. Doubtless the infor-
nation is considered cheap at any
price by the fellows who have the
spending Of the money.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-08-24

Those Hartford speeches of Mr.
Roosevelt are pretty good things in
their way for a man who pledged him
self not to talk politics on his trip
Surely no one knoWeth what a day
may bring forth, especially when the
hero of San Juan has to be calculated
with.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-08-24

This would be a good time for John
Doe to come out of the woods and ad-
init few of the things he hiss been
accused of doing the past 500 years.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-08-24
Star Opens Next Week.

The regular season at the Star the
alter will begin with matinee Sunday
afternoon, Aug. 81, the attraction fe-
ing The City Club" 1t, is announced
that the company has capable come
dams, the SWEETEST costumes and the
finest of special scenery.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-08-24

Wanted-A man who can store CAV
nor, Greene and Oberlin M. Carter so
high in the garnet that they will never
be heard of again.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-08-24

Miss Kazimira Kibastiuons mar
shaled her friends in Chicago the
other day to get married, but the
groom failed to show up He evil
IDENTIFY baked at that name
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-08-24

James A. Tawney keeps flashing his
creed before the people of Mime
sofa. Summed UP between the lines
1t reads: Il want to be reelected"
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-08-24

What lot of good coal is about to
be wasted along the New England
coast by American war vessels in try
ing TO see which commander can sue
coed in doing nothing most effectively.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-08-24

e. Benjamin Andrews is coming dan
gerously near talking through his hat
But he doesn't come as near it as Prof
Triggs.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-08-24

Minneapolis apple trees have bios
somed for the second time this year.
Perhaps they are trying to neutraIize
the scent of the Arnes administration.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-08-24

Men with things to advertise like
Senator Billy" Mason, but few Of
these are in the Illinois legislature.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-08-24
5adveiser ad der Fishing Hatchery

Louie, /" I set,
"dit you effer
visit der Fish
Hatchery, aindt
fd%
"Nein, Budweis-
er." set Louie, IT
neffer hat der
pleasure, but I
hat always been
such an anxious
ness to see Won
und find oudt
chust how der
nmoG uor hafnh Cd
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-08-24

There is such a thing as having too
great "a degree of prosperity. A
sowing Green. KY, undertaken be-
came insane because he had thirty-six
funerals in thfrty-on days.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-08-24

Mr.. Peteg Power seems to have real
lzed all the mutations of greatness
early IN MS eareer-anong the others,
admirers up in this neck Of the woods.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-08-24

Gates Ajar'' would be the most po-
etc expression to apply to the situa-
t1on Of that bold buccaneer Gates and
his friends when the New York stock
exchange closed on Friday.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-08-24

It is said that the board Of public
works is figuring on pavements for
next year, ALI right; go ahead and
Inquire, but give the public at least "a
hours rest1on the subject.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-08-24

What a wet season this is, to be
sure. Even the industrial stocks are
getting too much water,
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-08-24

+, b. Thnrber now has time and on
Portunlty to reflect on the disagreable
eHects of rthe operation of snatching
victory from the jaws of defeat.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-08-24

Why can't the people see I am the
way - am?-Mary MacLane. Yes,
come to think of it, Mary, YOU am.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-08-24

And then, too, perhaps the autono-
bile Is trying to make the pace for
the bronco
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-08-24
Mangled in a
Merqenthaler


New Tins sunshine today is full
OF ripping laughter.
King Alfonso is performing like the
knave of spades.
Russell Sage is furious at tba +rus.s
At that. If the people had to choose
between the Russell Sages and the
trusts, the vote would be close.
Thirteen Northwestern builders have
started the Western Architect. It
looks like flying in the face of fate for
thirteen anybodies to start ANYTHING.
You cant keep a good man down.
FORMER Senator Swanson. of Kandi-
yoh1 county, is going on the stage To
play part in Sally in Our Alley"
What's a legal newspaper9 asks a
country subscribed of Hennenin
county organ. Oh, anything that is
pupilshed regularly for a year or more
ana hasn't any other excuse
Congressman Eddy and McClearv
nave called each other liars. Probably
both are right.
The more corn goes up the more corn
juice goes down.
NOW that 1t has been decided that
missouri girls have a right to kiss
men, nolens, volens, it is hoped the
male population will resign to their
rate without it becoming necessary for
GOV. Dockery to call out the militia.
Grand Duke Boris, of Russia. an
nounces that he is in America to see
everything. 1t seems likely he will
come pretty close to succeeding, as he
stayed up three night in Chicago in
his opening effort
Counting the schooners that clear
there every day, Chicago is the largest
port In the world. This is no joke.
Won't this jar the beef trust9 MIL
lions of Hindus live, marry and rear
Families on an income which rarely
exceeds 80 cents week. They never
eat meat.
The automobile will never be popu-
lar with us until it quits Climbing
trees.
1t Is brains. not names, that counts.
the first name of the cIeverest and
Ras ''i1iis' y
II ought to have occurred to Mr.
zafffr- Ed-Din, shah of Persia, that 1T
would have been just as well to have
permitted some of his subjects to wear
part OF the diamonds of his realm.
The number of persons who have
solved the perpetual motion problem is
larger in 1902 than in any previous
year. But the problem is Still un-
solved.
IL looks as If you'd have to pay about
near future.
a Kiowa Indian tried to have fun
with his mother-in-law, and she kill
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-08-24

It is said that genuine American
political methods are finding EXPIRE
sion even in PARKWAY India. Nobody
expected that the, future of India was
SO promising.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-08-24

A Kiowa Indian tried to have fun
with his mother-in-law, and she kill
ed him. This ought to stand as a
warning to lot Of other .Tndians.n
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-08-24

bismarck must not show too MANY Of
the characteristics of it's great Names
sake, now that 1t has two lines of road
running into and out of it.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-08-24

What dull summer this is without
a Sch1ey controversy
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-08-24
Alternative Seems Missed.

Irish Maid-Do you want a good beat
Ing, Master Jimmy, or do you not? Be
cause II you don't behave yourself this
mlnute-you'H get both.--Punch.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-08-24
*Rise. Fall,

River forecast till a. m Monday: The
Mississippi will remain nearly stationary
or fall slightly in the vicinity of ST Paul
tonight, Sunday and Sunday night
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-08-24

1t is up to the Michigan legislature
to prove to Russell A. Alger that he is
a dead one"
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-08-24

A report is going in tonsorial cir
cles that President Kruger will get
shaved as soon as he abdicates.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-08-24

A Milwaukee man has quart Of
pearls, and is happy. One hundred
and forty-four thousand other Mil
waulxee men have a quart Of beer and
are just as happy.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-08-24

1t looks as If you'd have to pay about
quarter for quarter of pie in the
near future.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-08-24

It generally rains about three weeks
in September. If the summer percent
age keeps up we will probably get
about five weeks of it this year.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-08-24

The current issue of the New York
Tribune has a picture of Alice Roose-
welt. Where have we seen that face
before?
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-08-24
TO OUR FRIENDS.

Anyone unable to secure n
copy of T Il GIob ON any
railroad train leaving or en-
tering st. Paul will confer q
favor on the management by
reporting the fact to the bus.
fneAs Office. Telephone, Main
IOG5.
Subscribers annoyed by ir.
regular OF late delivery OF
T e C o b will confer a fa.
vor on the management by re.
porting the fact to the business
office. Telephone, Main 1865.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-08-24

The Alaskan boundary has been dis
covered again. Why not nail it to
something?
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-08-24
THIS STOVE GIVES OUT
WAVES OF COLD, DRY AIR

Summer Time Coolers May Become as
Common as Winter Heaters.
A wonderful continuance which turns
air of q temperature of 100 degrees in an
instant to temperature which is below
power save the air itself, stands in a
room at the headquarters of the United
States weather bureau In washington.
Inc inventor, Willis L. Moore, chief Of
the weather bureau is clad to allow any,
body who calls to look at It and feel the
delicious cool sir 1t gives off. In q few
weeks more the foreign patents that are
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-08-24

Ten thousand letters have been sto-
len from the Minneapolis postoffice
Now Minneapolis is getting so bad it
Is good"
So the Trans Mississippi congress Is
going West next year to Seattle, Wash.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-08-24

Head of Family-It is hard to state
just what the price Of anthracite coal
is, but you can still get So worth for SO.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-08-24

1t might be profitable to dig for dia-
monds in st. Paul. At any rate a
woman has lost $3.50 dian1End ring
down waste pipe, and it is located
somewhere between her home and the
raging Mississippi.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-08-24

The number of persons who have
solved the perpetual motion problem is
larger in 1902 than in any previous
year. But the problem is still un-
solved.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-08-24
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$SDmHi9h

Washington time & p. m, st. PauT.
River Bulletin
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-08-24

ought to have occurred to Muz
zafffr- Ed-Din, shah of Persia, that it
would have been just as well to have
permitted some of his subjects to wear
part of the diamonds of his realm.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-08-24

New Tins sunshine today is full
OF ripping laughter.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-08-24

Won't this jar the beef trust? Mil
lions of Hindus live, marry and rear
Families on an income which rarely
exceeds % cents week. They never
eat meat.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-08-24

It is brains, not names. that coun+s
the first name of the cIeverest and
most enlightened man in Abyssinia is
Ras. -
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-08-24

You can't keep good man down.
Former Senator Swanson, of Kandi-
yohi county, is going on the stage to
play part in Sally in Our Alley"
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-08-24

thirteen Northwestern builders have
started the Western Architect. It
looks like flying in the face of fate for
thirteen anybodies to start anything.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-08-24

!. The automobile will never be popu-
lar with us until it quits climbing
trees.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-08-24

What's legal newspaper? asks a
country subscribed of Hennepin
published regularly for a wear or more
and hasn't any other excuse.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-08-24

Grand Duke Boris, of Russia. an
neunces that he is in America to see
everything. 1t seems likely he will
come pretty close to succeeding. as he
stayed up three night in Chicago in
his opening effort.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-08-24

{. Counting the schooners that clear
tnere every day, Chicago is the largest
port in the world. This is no Joke.
The Florence daily tribune., 1902-07-05
Celebration at Wetmore.

A number of people from Florence
attended the celebration at Wetmore
yesterday, and seemed to enjoy the
day immensely. In the forenoon the
people gathered in shady grove and
listened to an address by Hon. J. G.
Schweigert of Silver Cliff. The speak
er cut out any show of spread eagle
oratory and simply made plain
straightforward talk on the history
of the country since the signing of
the declaration of independence, and
impressed upon parents the import
ance of teaching the children to re-
spect the flag and American institu-
tions. A choir sang patriotic songs.
The days program was given nuder
the auspices of the Wetmore camp, w.
of W, and to aid in the matter the
ladies of the circle served most ex-
cellent dinner after the exercises in
the grove.
In the afternoon the crowd, which
numbered about 400, assembled at the
race course, where running races, a
cowboy relay race, burro race, and
an exhibition of broncho busting were
pulled off.
A big dance in the evening closed
the days celebration.
The Florence daily tribune., 1902-07-05
Fearful Results From the Calamity
In The West IrsIsas.

to
disaster the history the world the
vomiting of Mt Pee the cities Of the world
terrible as One the Of the
the
mont field producing
earthquakes has caused the oil the Beaum H
probably
dual
machinery
while
Oil Well Supply
pe Machine Plant
facilitate in their work..
The Florence daily tribune., 1902-07-05
A Cycle Accident.

Archie Rowland met with quite an
accident last Thursday week while
wheeling with compile of Florence
girls before the moon arose. They
were coming down Main street and
Charley Stevens was going up the
street on wheel. They were not
aware of the fact that the streets in
to pass so bang they went. Archie
landed on his head several feet from
the spot where they met. His wheel
was quite badly bruised, his head was
nearly broken. The poor girls, like
soldiers brave, with other strong arms
picked Archie mp and carried him to
Dr. Cummings office where he was
mended up. Then they took him
home to his mother and she watched
over him with care the rest of the
night The other lad did not stop as
lie had no one to care for him. He
went on and has not been seen since.
Archie was advised by the physician
to see a specialist, so accompanied by
young lady he went to Denver and
as it was so near the Fourth they
spent the day. They came back with
good news-the specialist says he
only has slight enlargement of
the hart and will soon be well.
The Florence daily tribune., 1902-07-05
In Justice Court.

There was an interesting trial in
Judge Casey's court Thursday evening
when the principals of the Vinegar
Hill-Lobach ranch uprising were heard
in explanation of the affair. The
judge was put to it to hold them
down and maintain the dignity of the
court, for there was much mixing OF
Mexican lingo and wild gesticulation.
Young Montgomery acted as interpre-
ter.
The defendant, an old woman, was
fined 500 and costs, and the sentence
suspended during good behavior.
The Florence daily tribune., 1902-07-05
Annual Meeting

Grand Lodge B. P. o. E., Salt Lake
City, August 18th to l4th. Rate OF
one first class fare for the round trip
Lake City and return. Selling days,
August 8, 8, 10, and IL. Going tran
sit limit August 14th. Stop-overs
allowed within this limit. Final
limit--tickets to be good leaving Salt
Lake not later than Sept. 30 on re-
turn trip, stop-overs will be allowed
within final limit.
The Florence daily tribune., 1902-07-05
Eastbound Excursions.

From June oath to Sept. ~, the
Union Pacific will sell round trip
tickets to Chicago, Milwaukee, St.
Paul, Kanass City, Omaha, many
intermediate and other points at one
fare plus $2.0 for the round trip.
One night to Chicago, st. Louis, st.
Paul. Two nigths to New York OF
Boston. See your local agent or ad-
dress e. r. Griffin, general agent,
Denver.
The Florence daily tribune., 1902-07-05
Cheap Excursions to Salt Lake

Via Union Pacific from Denver,
slS.o 90 for round trip June 24th, 25th,
July 18th, 18th and 25th, Aug. end,
25th, 3lst. $500 for round trip
daily July LIST to Sept. Both Long
limit, stop overs, diverse route. Solid
vestibuled electric lighted trains,
quickest time. See your local agent,
or address E. r Griffin, general
agvnt, Denver.
The Florence daily tribune., 1902-07-05
Episcopal.

Regular services for the first Sunday
of the month tomorrow Early cele-
bration at 1880, Sunday school 9:45,
Holy Communion and sermon at IL.
Evening prayer and sermon at 8
O'Clock. Everyone cordially invited.
The Florence daily tribune., 1902-07-05
D. & r. G. Excursion Rates.

Trienial convention International
Sunday School Association, Denver,
Colorado, June 26th to July 2nd. A
rate of one first class fare for round
trip Tickets on sale June 90 and 26.
Final return July 5th. Continuous
passage in each direction.