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Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-12-10
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BARRE VT, DEC EMBER 10, 1902

People are in the habit OF consider
ing that the local option measure is
already a Law, when the governor shall
- Lave signed tie bill. Wait until the
friends Of prohibition unlimber their
CANS before the referendum comes and
then see the warriors rush to battle.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-12-10

II KEPT Ny EYES On THE KIM"
ercign ami Master Derwent for a rea
son of his own, which came ouA .len
the photograph had besn printed and
he was looking at IT with his mother
D1..-1ent," she said, why didn't yon
tske your hat off: Didn't you see that
all the gentlemen did so?" Eyes. moth
err" he replied, but l kept my eye on
the king. because l knew whatever ne
did would be all right, so when he kept
his hat on it would be right enough for
London Sketch.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-12-10

1fyou have to pay tne same rasee
, paper with only one-half the cirCa
Aeioo do You not think you are get&i4
moro for yoW money whom you sdvsf
~ In thQ TIM D9hAEs
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-12-10

EANTED-Good smart men and wo, TO-
,oe va" Everywhere to sell what 50 out OF
every hundred should have Valuaoie
ssmnle and out it ee Large >rotits Al
Sress National Dkpens Try company
Dept B Rutland W l'o'i
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-12-10

LADIES to work for us on seW!hsa arv
chimes at home. Materials furnishe.
distance. Good wa res stan PED envel-
me for pa ticulars. Arnold Cooperative
sewing Co. So. End, Boston, 1851 o
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-12-10

AGENTs-Make money taking o y, asS
for "Woodland Whiskey,. direct from dls.
t;Iier toe asumer-used by United Stats
Government and leading Hospitals; MIIe
at once for territory. Crigler d Crlgler'
Djstillers, 22l Cooper st. Covington' NY.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-12-10

The Manchester Union suggests a
new and appropriate way Of spelling
anthracite" 1t Is ''outacite''.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-12-10
CHARLES T. YERKES HOME.

Tells About Progress on the Lond""
Tube Read scheme.
New York. Dec. =. @ Against BRISK
head winds and stormy seas the big
Deutschland of the Hamburg American
line made the western passage III
DAYS. 2 hours and 4 minutes, aVerag'
Ing p SO knots per hour for the trip
Her bows were sea stained with III
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-12-10
TO CURE A GOLD IN ONE DAY.

Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets
All druggists refund money If It fails to
cure EW Groves Signature is on each
box 25c
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-12-10
In the COnservar0rY.

He-There Is something, darling, l
want to tell you.
She-Oh, then, let US get away from
the rubber plant. Come, tell me under
the rose.-Baltimore American.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-12-10
FOR SALE
FOR SALE-A good buggy, sleigh hal
ness and saddle at 241 No Main 1861

FOR SALE-3OO bushels of nice oats.
Also some fine maple syrup. Inquire by
telephone or address. Charles Lepage,
Barre, Vt. l9O-95
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-12-10

TO RENT-Small tenement with barn
roo n On quarry road. 81 p r month In
quire BY telephone or address Charles
Perrin. E Barre Vt 1874
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-12-10

TO DENT-A small downstairs tenement
at Is Prospect st Family with children
need not apply l99'N
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-12-10

WANTED-Local agents in every CT
and village in United States and Canada
male or fe male. Two good specialties re.
tafiing at 25 and SOC each: 100 per cent
Droflt. Addr .ss F. NJ. VanEtton 4 IN.
6l7 Main st buffalo, " 1926
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-12-10
70 RENT

TO RENT-Two four room tenements
at "a Elm st Nice warm tenements
Also two seated traverse sleigh LOT sale
fitted for single or doup!e rig inquire aoa % a.
this Office Or 10 Averill st 2o3'U
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-12-10

How would you like to be the mix
man? Well, there are two sides to
that proposition.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-12-10

WANTED-Salesmen. $50 menthly ard
expenses. permanent Herr ok Seed Co
Rochester, N Sat
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-12-10

FOR SALE CHEAP-Two driving hor.
ses, Zone top buggy. two new sieighs
g A Lane. Granite st. Barre, Vt 2O0-ll
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-12-10

TO RENT-Downstair tenement at 9
Short street Inquire Geo Burgess upstairs
2OOtf
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-12-10

"Confound these literary clubs, say!
Ny wife's crazy over Browning"
SOS mine, but I'm not raising any
objections Browning's dead."-Wash-
ington Times. =. ,ss~'r'"' "-
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-12-10

TO RENT-Storage at the Trotting
Park Apply Rugg { Campbell 2o3-3wks
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-12-10
Differently p,

Differently Put.
Wigwag-Are you interested in WON.
ans rights, Miss Caustique?
Miss Caustique - No; womau's
wrongs.-Philadelph Record.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-12-10

~- These prices are for cash IN
advance subscriptions. The mail
price is $500 year when not paid IN
advance.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-12-10

TO Reimbursement Of rooms on
Brook street. inquire at Forsyth 4 In
GRAMS office 1851
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-12-10

TO RENT-A barn with ten stalls at
PAL North Main street. 173tf
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-12-10
3d.. ..6e!ks
b8A%op AND q


Think of collecting perfumes directly
from flower Seds and converting them
into colognes and pomades all by the
help Of electricity and without bother
Ing with the complicated apparatus
and elaborate processes hitherto EN-
ployed, This is what Is accomplished
by Washington scientist and invent,
or, who has devised an electrical ma
chine which when connected by wires
and zinc plates with bed Of roses. for
example, will gather the odor from the
blossoms and store it In bottles. 1nas-
much as the roses 60 on blooming and
producing perfume steadily. the pre-
cious volatile altar is drawn OF contin-
uously SO long as the process is kept
up. For every rose is, on small scale,
a perfume factory, its scent being due
to an essential oil which it secretes.
Now one advantage of the new proc
ess, says q writer in the Philadelphia
North American, is that the perfume
gathered by the electrical machine Is
in a condition Of perfect ripeness and
therefore much more agreeable to the
nostrils than that which is separated
from the blossoms in the ordinary fash
ion. Unfortunately much Of the per
fume ordinarily taken from the flowers
is' not quite ripe and therefore not at
its best, while certain impurities are
necessarily absorbed in the processes,
injuring the quality of the cologne.
What Is wanted is the natural and
finished bouquet" of blossoms grow
ing in the sunshine, and this is what is
obtained by the new electrical machine.
which acts so powerfully that II sin
gle rose be held in front Of 1t it will
cause a pint of water to smell like
rosewater in six seconds by the watch.
When the work is being done for
business purposes, flower bed is cleo
trically grounded-that is to say, zinc
plates connected with the machine by
copper wires are buried in the earth Of
the bed. AZ the odor pa tticles rise
from the blossoms they ara inductive-
~ charged and are then attracted to
An adjacent static terminal-in plain
language, metal knob with hole in
It, through which the particles pass
downward into a jar of alcohol and
glycerin. This is kept up until the con-
tents of the jar are sufficiently saturat
ed with the perfume. when 1t Is with
drawn and replaced by fresh one.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-12-10

WANTED-Young man ~ II - yea.s
of age to learn q comm RIA ~ III b
Apply at this office ~"
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-12-10

TO RENTAL upstairs tenement on
llm St VIII be ready Dec l. Inquire
D. A. Camp, s. Barre. 1901
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-12-10

TO RENT-Two furnished rooms with
furnace heat and electric lights Call at
T L Shows Walnut st or Eur eka Cream
cry 1oIN
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-12-10
WANTS

VANTED-Cireular an samp " n"na
butors, everyNh re y 90 eo' n
pay Co-orera i've Az 20
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-12-10

TO RBNT-A tenement at 81 Elm st.
Inquire Ms. L. E. Smith. 1851
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-12-10

TO Reimbursement. at once In
qMre Harry Segel at Union Clothing store
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-12-10
FOR 70 CENTS

The Telegram will publish Wants
lost and Found, For Sale, TO Lev, etc'
short advertisement-at the rate
tour lines tor twenty-five cents lor
The arst insertion, and five cents for
every subsequent insertion.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-12-10

TO RENT-A tenement on Brooklyn
St. extension in good repair. inquire
at DR.. G. Fl. Kent. 171n
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-12-10

TO RENT-House corner Summer and
Cottage Sts.. steam heat; bath room.
ding house; vacated December Is. House
corner Carleton and Orange Sts. with
rooms. Three tenement corner Ayers
and Patterson SITS, which have hot and
cold water, hot air heat and cleo tric
lights; bath rooms and laundry tubs $13
per month each Small tenement off
Park st rent SIS per month Call at
Phelps Bros Store 201tf
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-12-10

~ TO RENT-A downstairs tenement
Will be vacated Nov 1st Inquire B P
Wiley, 222 So Main street 17Ou
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-12-10
I.ewald Meets Roosevelt.

He"HtU MeetA ROObeVeIt.
Washington. Dec. 9-Herr Won Helle-
ben. the German ambassador. has pre-
sented to the president Theodore Le-
wald, imperial German privy councillor
and commissioner general for the ST
Louis exposition.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-12-10
His Wonderful. Dream.

His Wonderful Dream.
Say" said the newspaper man
thoughtfully, II had great dream last
night. Thought I was making mint
Of money"
How" asked his friend.
why, l dreamed was space rate
reporter on Russian paper"
Il can't see how there was so much
money in that"
But that isn't all of 1t. | dreamed
that l was assigned to get the names
at court ball.
Tough job"'
"of course it was tough job, but
Just think Of the money. Why, every
name was a yard long and had string
OF titles to it besides. oh, I was Just
coming money when l woke up
Brooklyn Eagle.
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1902-10-24
New aonhon Boxes.

Unique bonbon boxes are going to
be fad THIS winter. They are square
or oblong boxes covered with pale
blue satin, and they are not hard to
make and cover. They are decorated
with sprays or clusters of clover. dali
sizes or forget-me-nots. or other small
howers. Then there are also the bas-
kets OF white satin straw with sprays
OF roses. forget-me-nots. looking as
fresh as real field flowers. tied with
chic bows OF pale blue satin ribbon.
After the candy has disappeared these
dainty boxes and baskets form lovely
resting places for handkerchiefs,
laces or other dainty femininities
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1902-10-24
He Was spooney, Anyway.

The young man in the tram, observ-
Ing that the handsome young lady on
the opposite seat was looking at him
very intently. and thinking that he
might have impressed her favorably.
changed his seat for one by her side
and ventured to remark:
Haven't | seen you before some
where?"
We'll" she replied, az m not quite
certain, but think you are the man
who stole our spoons."
He got out.
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1902-10-24

Miss Ethel barrymore is wearing a
girlish gown OF white net. striped hori
xontaily with rose pink ribbou--the
bsyadere stripping thus made sui;ing
her tall slender form. The bodice
blouses all around. and the ribbon
used on Il has finely corded edge:
II Is perhaps three fourths OF an inch
vide. and the bands are also three.
quarters OF ar inch apart There is
little lace around the neck, and from
there to the belt the bands 20 round
and round. The sleeves ~ the arms.
but not too closely. and are made Of
net and ribbon to match the bodice,
and end little below the elbow In a
single Tuffie, not over two inches
wide. The bands OF ribbon used to
bar the skirt are OF graduated width
that at the bottom of the scant, trail
Ing skirt being three inches wide and
the upper one the width OF that used
In the corsage; the width OF net show.
Ing between Is the same-three-quar.
tiers OF an inch. Long white gloves. a
small black and white ruche boa, and
nat black hat. not very large and
trimmed with ostrich plumes. also
black, complete this toilet.
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1902-10-24
STRIKE IN JAPANESE SCHOOL
Students Demand the Dismissal OF
the Entire Faculty.


We had to report recently strike
on the part OF the students OF the
Miye Middle School, writes the
japanese Mail On that occasion the
fault seemed to be largely on the
side OF the faculty of the school and
the governor OF the prefecture News
now comes of strike at the Middle
School OF Oita, In which the stu
dents appear to be chiefly to blame
The account given in Tokyo journals
is that the elder students, angered
by some severe structures passed by
Mr.. Uki, one Of the teachers against
an increasing habit OF imbibing sake,
demanded his removal Apparently
the principal yielded SO far as to sus-
pend Mr.. Tiki, but, at the same time.
he rusticated some of the students.
This led to a renewal and stronger
demonstration ON the la.ter's part.
They drew up a document arraign-
Ing the principal and the teachers on
various counts and demanding the
dismissal Of the whole faculty. Thir-
teen OF them were now expelled, with
the result that meetings began to be
held outside the school for the pur-
pose OF planning a general strike.
The trouble is not over. OF course
this version comes from the side OF
the teachers
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1902-10-24
JeweIry In women's Headwear.

The millinery ornaments which give
the finishing touch to elegant crea-
lions OF headwear. as previously re-
corded, run this season In rhinestone
and cut steel, with some show OF
mock pearl. and greater favor for cut
Jet than has been manifested for a
number OF years. Large fiat cabochons.
bars and pins with large heads are
the conceits which seem newest In col
lections. some OF these showing In de-
vice an intermixture OF crystal, steel
and pearl Mllllnery Trade Review.
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1902-10-24

walking suits. This handsome model
is shown In the fashionable "mannish"
cloth OF mixed gray and makes part of
a costume, but the design suits the
general wrap, all serges. cloths. wool
canvas, and cheviots. including the
new black and white mixtures known
as Queens Mourning" equally well.
The coat is made with loose fronts
and fitted backs that are scanned at
the center and includes applied box
plaits that give the Norfolk sugges-
ton. At the upper portion is An APP
piled yoke the neck Of which is fin-
ished with regulation collar and lapels.
and the coat closes In double breasted
style.
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1902-10-24
Not in Any Rush.

Swing low. sweet charioti" ex-
claimed Deacon Darkleigh. Swing
low! Swing raight straight In
ermongst us. en- pick us up w'enst we
amt lookin', en- TEX us OF whist we
nevah dreamin dat yo' comm at all!
Swing low, en- swing fasti"
"HoP on dab. Brotheh Darkleigh,"
shouted Elder SNOWFALL "Hop on dab.
We doan' wan no ottermoblle business
erbout dis yah sweet chariot"
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1902-10-24
ADDING Insult to injury.

She had just handed him the frosty
mitt, but he was game to the last
hurdle.
II you are ever In trouble" he
said do not hesitate to lit up your
voice and you VIII find me Johnny
on the spot
I'm in trouble now" answered the
human refrigerator with sigh long
drawn out
And behold" exclaimed the unsus.
pecting youth. II am here
Yes. she said. that's the trouble"
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1902-10-24
ThouqhtfuI.

"Hays you any more duns?" inquired
the sultan OF Turkey.
"A few" answered the court ON.
cial.
We'll, let me have them"
Il hope your majesty is not going
to allow yourself to be personally
worried by these importunate-"
Not at all. The pearl of the bareln
wants them. She is making an auto
graph collection"
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1902-10-24
His Case Not So Bad After All.

"Ah, it's sad old world" sighed
the man who had been cheated out OF
$40.
Yes assented his neighbor: "one
OF my horses got his head fast in the
hayrack last night and broke his neck.
| was offered 5000 for him less than
a month ago."
"Pshaw! That's too bad. Looks as
though 1t was goin' to brighten up,
don't it?" And he went on his way
whistling cheerfully
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1902-10-24
Brought Him to Time.

Mary-"George. have heard you
spoken OF frequently as successful
business man"
George am that. Why"
MAXWELL. considering the fact
that you have been visiting me for
three years. think you should main
tain your reputation and talk bust.
ness
He maintained his reputation.
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1902-10-24
MIaht Be She Rumps.

That man is phrenologist, Pat"
"A what?" asked Pat, puzzled.
"A phrenologist"
An sure. what's that. sorr?"
Why. man that can tell. by feel.
ing the bumps ON your head, what
kind OF man you are"
Bumps on my head. is it?" ex-
claimed Pat. ''Begorra. then. think 1t
would give him more OF an idea what
kind Of woman me wife Isl"
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1902-10-24
TroubIes sim Ahead.

We'll" said the lady who was en-
deavoring to give the widow consola-
ton on the way home from the GENE.
terry, the worst is over now
I'm afraid not" answered the az
ficted one, 1.-The lawyer says there's
bad flaw In one of the insurance poll.
cies."
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1902-10-24
Instant Relief from rheumatism and
NEURALGIA.

Here is case: Mr.. T. Shepherd Of
Whitburn. Sunderland, Ohio. says:
my wife suffere.. severely from rheu-
matism, and neuralgia. She could not
get one moments rest and was nearly
crazed with pain. Obtained instant re-
lief and permanent cure by using
the contents Of one bottle Of St. ia
cobs OIL There is no other remedy In
the world that will do this. The in
Simultaneous effect which st. Jacobs Oil
produces is part of its half century
record" st. Jacobs Oil is sold In rs
cts. and so cts. sizes by all druggists.
The words Acts like Magic" Con
quers Pain" which have been used In
connection with st. Jacobs Oil for
more than so years are wonderfully
and truly descriptive.
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1902-10-24

ing many needed articles within
reach Il is made Of hard wood, the
top being IS inches long by 80 wide,
With directly underneath sliding
boards for meat and bread. The flour
bin is fastened with automatic hang.
infs. while all waste space Is avoid
ed by the three drawers just behind
II. The four large front drawers win
hold linen. kitchen dishes, cutlery.
cook book. teas. coffee. condiments.
sugar. meal cereals. etc. while the
locker will hold vinegar. syrup. etc.
The zinc-lined bottom makes 1t posi-
lively mouse and rat proof.
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1902-10-24
Sorry He Smoke.
mamma

Little Girl-"Please. sir, mamma
wants a spool Of red silk
Crusty Shopkeeper-"Why didn't
your mother have sense enough to tell
you the exact shade of red?"
Little Girl-"She did, sir; she said
about the color of your nose"
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1902-10-24
She Struck II.

They were standing on one OF tho
capstones of a culvert that took the
refuse water Of the city into the
suburban canal. Suddenly a gurgling
sound struck their ears; it seemed to
come from the ground beneath their
feet, and she excitedly exclaimed:
"Hark. Hector! what sound was
that! Seems to me 1t issued from
some awearied soul whose life's last
gasp was being borne into the re-
cesses OF the nevermore."
''Egad. Euphremial" responded Hec-
tor, but thy conceit hath struck
truth I the very visor; II was the
sewer-sighed."
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1902-10-24

Mother Gray's Sweet Powders for Chtdren
Successfully used By Mother Gray, nurse
In the Children's Home in New York. Cures
Fevcrishness, Bad Stomach, Teething DE-
orders, move and regulate the Bowels and
Destroy Worms. Over 80, 900 testimonials
At all druggists. 25c Sample FREE. Ad-
dress Allen s. Olmsted. Leroy, N. Y.
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1902-10-24
Baggage smasher,s say.

The other day an express wagon
filled with trunks ratified up Broad
way, and just opposite the postoffice
a big Saratoga slid of and came
smashing down on the car tracks.
Several people ran out from the side
wauk to rescue it. But the trunk
proved to be empty, and there was lit
tie damage done. Now, if that had
been full" said one old gentlman to
the expressman, you'd have had n
fine old time with it," Huh" replied
the baggage charioteer scornfully,
full trunks don't fall off by their
selves. You got to fling them OFF,
New York Commercial Advertiser.
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1902-10-24
Condensed.

Side Show Man-See here, your
paper said the biggest snake in my
state fair show was twenty feet long,
when it's really thirty-one feet.
Editor-Sorry, but we were crowded
for space yesterday and had to cut
down.-Indianapol News.
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1902-10-24
eloxeIess PreIimlnarIes.

Dinwiddie-The governor OF Ken.
lucky is trying to stop prize fight
scheduled for that state.
Van Braam-Yes. the Kentucky au-
thorities will endeavor to handle the
glove contest without gloves.
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1902-10-24
Accurate DELAY.

Many stories are told of the lack OF
punctuality upon railroads in the
southern states 1t is said that when
a New England man found his train,
advertised to leave at IL o'clock.
starting at exactly that hour. he COM
plimented the conductor.
Just on time, see," he said, gent
ally. 'All this talk I've heard of the
lateness OF your trains is without
foundation, I've no doubt"
The conductor smiled at him
gently.
This train, sir" said he, without
trace of embarrassment. lis not to-
days eleven o'clock train, sir 1t is
yesterdays eleven o'clock. To-day's
will probably not get here from way
down until tomorrow sir"
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1902-10-24
Conflict of Opinion.

What bright looking baby!" COM
mented the male caller.
DO you think so?" asked the proud
father. You know everybody says it
looks just like me-"
We'll. you believe what | tell you.
old man." replied the caller, soothing
ly. THE others are jealous-that's
what's the matter with them"
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1902-10-24
No Wonder.

Doris-Yes, she was furious about
the way in which that paper reported
her marriage.
Helen-Did it allude to her age?
Doris-lndirectly. 1t stated that
Miss Olde and Mr.. Yale were mar
ried. the latter being well known
collector of antiquities
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1902-10-24
Out Of Sorts.

See here" said the conceited
young stump speaker. you promised
to print my speech in full. and you
haven't given more than half Of It,"
YES" replied the editor of the
county paper but | didn't promise to
buy the extra fonts Of capital is
we found we'd need"
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1902-10-24
A Sure Winner.

DO you think there is any prospect
OF inventing a flying machince that
viii be commercially useful?"
Certainly" answ cred the aeronaut.
Il have one which is bound to make
money. All you have to do Is to get
people to pay for the privilege OF see
Ing It go up"