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Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1902-01-23
Rich Valley.


Mrs. Lucy Lewis is under the doctors
care
Mrs. Isaac Lewis is dangerously ill at
this writing.
Mr. Elihu Barton and wife have re-
turned from Olean.
Some Maccabees of the Valley took in
the banquet on Thursday night
Quite a number of Emporiumites were
sleigh-riding in the Valley Sunday.
Mrs Josephine Carter is still danger
ously i'll at the home of l.. Lockwood.
Mrs. Rose Carter, of Smethport, is
visiting her sister, Mrs Mcintosh, of this
place.
Sleighing is getting thin. We need
more snow. LATER-It's here bya large
majority.
Mrs. Sarah Lanning who has been
making her home at i. Lockwoods, has
moved to Emporium.
Mrs. Nettie Lockwood, who received
serious injuries from fall, while at her
Uncle j. Lockwood's, is rapidly improv-
ing.
The revival meetings at the Elk Lick
school house, conducted by Pastor Read
ette, are well attended, They will be
continued the coming week.
A number Of our Valley people went
to Sizervile for Il sleigh ride and dance
Friday night. We are told the genial
proprietor Of the Sizcrville Hotel, Mr..
Evans, opened wide his doors and made
them welcome, After dancing until they
were tired and rartaking of an elegant
supper they returned home, reporting an
enjoyable time.
VA NTIppE
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1902-01-23
ALL SORTS.

Many bright and happy household
has been thrown into sadness and sorrow
because of the death of a loved one from
neglected cold BALLARD's HoRE.
HOUND SYRUP is the great cure for
coughs, colds and all pulmonary ailments.
Price, 25 and so cents. L. Taggart.
Wed-lock is paddock.
HERBINE should be used to enrich
and purify the blood, it cures all forms of
blood disorders, is especially useful in
fevers, skin eruptions, boils, pimples,
blackheads, scrofula, salt rheum and every
form of blood impurity, it is safe and
effectual cure. Price, so cents. i. Taggart.
Marrying the second time, man pays
the highest compliment to his first wife.
Many OF the blotches, pimples and
other affections of the skin are caused by
the failure of the liver and kidneys to
cast off impurities, which remain in the
system HERBINE will stimulate the liver
and kidneys, and cleanse the system of
all impurities. Price, so cents. L.
Taggart.
A deaf husband and blind wife make
a happy couple.
IF troubled with weak digestion, bclch-
ing, sour stomach, or if you feel dull after
eating, try Chamberlain Stomach and
Liver Tablets. Price, % cents. Samples
free at L. Taggart's drug store.
Keep your eyes open before marriage
and shut afterwards.
! The fragile babe and the growing child
are strengthened by WHITES CREAM
vERMIFUGE. 1t destroys worms, gets
digestion at work, and so rebuilds the
body. Price 20 cents. j.. Taggart.
Marriage is like putting your hand in
to a bag with ninety-nine snakes and
one eel.
Whosoever has suffered from piles
knows how painful and troublesome they
are. TABLER's BUCKEYE PILE ONT
MENT is guaranteed to cure piles. Price
80 cents in bottles Tubes, IS cents.
L. Taggart.
Marriage is a lottery with more blanks
than prizes.
The properties Of BALLARD's SNOW
LINIMENT possess range Of usefulness
greater than any other remedy. A day
seldom passes in every household, es-
pecially where there are children, that it
is not needed. Price, % and so cents.
l.. Taggart
Marriages are not as they are made,
but as they turn out.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1902-01-23
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FLORIDA.
Personally Conducted Tour via PennsyI
vania Railroad.

The first Jacksonville tour of the
season via the Pennsylvania Railroad,
allowing two weeks in Florida, leaves
New York, Philadelphia, and Wash
ington by special train February f. Ex-
cursion ticketsincluding railway trans
portation, Pullman accommodations
lone BERTH, and meals en- route in both
directions while travelling on the special
train, will be sold at the following rates:
New York, $1,000; Buffalo, S54.25;
Rochester, S54.00; Elmlra, S51. 45; Erie,
S54.S5; Williamsport, $4,000; Wilkes
barre, S50.35; and at proportionate
rates from other points.
For tickets, itineraries, and full in
formation apply to ticket agents, or adj
dress Geo. W. Boyd, Assistant General
Passenger Agent, Broad Street Station,
Philadelphia. 47-2219-2t.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1902-01-23
The Secret of Long Life.

Consists in keeping all the main or
gans of the body in healthy, regular ac-
tion, and in quickly destroying deadly
disease germs. Electric Bitters regulates
Stomach, Liver and Kidneys, purify the
blood, and give a splendid appetite.
They work wonders in curing Kidney
Troubles, Female Complaints, Nervous
Diseases, Constipation, Dyspepsia, and
Malaria. Vigorous health and strength
always follow their use. Only SOC, guar
anteed by l.. Taggart druggist.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1902-01-23
HUNT PHI REYS'
Witch Hazel Oil
THE PILE OINTMENT.
One Application Gives Relief.

1t cures Piles or Observation-Disclosures
or Internal, Blind or Bleeding, Itching or
Burning, Fissures and Fistulas. Relief i'm
mediate-cure certain.
1t cures Burns and Scalds. The relief
instant.
1t cures Inhamed or Caked Breasts and
Sore Nipples. Invaluable.
1t cures Salt Rheum, letters, Scurfy
Eruptions, Chapped Hands, Fever Blisters,
Sore Lips or Nostrils. Corns, Bunions,
.~'ore and Chafed Feet, Stings of insects,
Mosquito Bites and Sunburns.
Three Sizes, 25c., SOC. and $1.o0
Sold by Druggists or sent prepaid receipt price.
HUMPHREYS MED. CO.,
Cor. William &s John Sts.. NEW YORK.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1902-01-23
Executors Notice.

NOTICE is hereby given that the undersigned
~ have been appointed Executors of the Es-
tate of Washington Bailey, deceased late of
Wharton, Potter county, Pa. All persons having
claims against said Estate, and those indebted,
will make immediate settlement.
j. LEON NELSON,
RALPH NJ. WILLIAMS,
Executors.
First Fork, Pa, Jan. .. 1902. At
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1902-01-23
Head Should Mover Ache.

Never endure this trouble. Use at
once the remedy that stopped it for Mrs
N. A. Webster, OF Winnie, Va, she
whites "Dr. Kings New Life Pills wholly
cured me of sick headaches | had suffer
ed from for two years" Cure Head
ache, Constipation, Biliousness. 25c at
L. Taggart's drug store.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1902-01-23

Cut this out and take it to L. Taggart's
drug store and get free sample of Cham
berlain's Stomach and Liver Tablets, the
best physic They also cure disorders of
the stomach, biliousness and headache.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1902-01-23
New Century Comfort.

Millions are daily finding world of
comfort in Bucklen's Arnica Salve. 1t
kills pain from Burns, Scalds, Cuts,
Bruises; conquers Ulcers, and Fever
Sores; cures Eruptions, Salt Rheum,
Boils and Felons; removes Corns and
Warts. Best Pile cure on earth Only
25c at i. Taggarts drug store.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1902-01-23
Old Fashioned Cold Cure

are going out of date. The busy man
of to-day cannot afford to lie abed whole
day and undergo the martydom of the
sweating process. Krausc's Cold Cure
are capsules of convenient size, and can
be taken without danger while performing
your usual duties. They cure in "a hours.
Price 25c. Sold by l.. Taggart.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1902-01-23
XANTIPPE.

The prevention of consumption is en-
tirely question of commencing the
proper treatment in time. Nothing iso
well adapted to ward off fatal lung trou-
bles as Foleys Honey and Tar. Taggart.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1902-01-23
Head Feels Like Bursting.

Maybe you were out late last night? II
you had taken a Krause's Headache Cap
sule before retiring your head would be
cool and clear this morning. Take one
now and you will be all right in an half
hour. Price 25c. Soldby L. Taggart.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1902-01-23

MUSICAL COLLEGE. The College of Music
1N1 at Freeburg, Snyder county. Pa offers a
cheerful and commodious home to young people
desiring instruction in Vocal and Instrumental
Music. S33 will pay for six weeks instruction
and board. Spring term begins May 5th. For
Catalogue address HENRY b. MOYER.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1902-01-23
A Simple Cold Cure.

Krause's Cold Cure, in capsule FORM
is easy to take and does not affect the
head or hearing like quinine. Try it to-
day. Price 25c. Sold by i. Taggart
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1902-01-23

In life, as in a promenade, woman
leans on a man above her.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1902-01-23

Better an old mans darling than a
young mans slave.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1902-01-23

When a man and a woman marry,
their romance ceases and their history
begins.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1902-01-23

1t is hard to wive and thrive in the
same year.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1902-01-23

No use crossing the stream til you get
to it.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1902-01-23
WANTED!

Reliable man for Manager of a
Branch Office we wish to open in
this vicinity. Here is a good open
ing for the right man. Kindly
give good reference when writing.
THE A. T. MORRIS WHOLESALE HOUSE,
CINCINNATI, OHIO.
Illustrated catalogue 4 cts. stamps.
IS-6t
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1902-01-23

Let still the woman take an elder than
herself, so wears she to him.
Rosebud County news. [volume] (Forsyth, Mont.) 1901-1906, 1902-12-18
Disguised Hands Alxyays Rad.

"Here is TRUTH" says handwrit-
Ing expert in the Philadelphia Record,
that is as widespread as the ether: A
disguised hand always tries to be poor
err than the real hand. That axiom is
great help to us experts. For in
stance, when a letter done in dis
guised hand is brought to us we al
ways know that the writer of the let
ter is in a higher station than the hanG
would lead us to infer; hence in our
detective work we are able to save
much valuable time by eliminating all
persons socially below the appearance
of the letter and concentrating our at
tention on those only who are above
it."
Rosebud County news. [volume] (Forsyth, Mont.) 1901-1906, 1902-12-18
BADGES FOR BALLS.
Gorgeous styles In Vogue on the
East Side In New York.

East Side In New York.
One Of the most necessary adjuncts
is the equipment of badges. For an av-
erage ball about forty of these are re-
quired, and they are made up on Il scale
of magnificcnce that evidently appeals
to the east side committeeman. The
floor manager and his assistant have
the most elaborate. riyalng even that
Of the president of the association I'M
der whose auspices the festivities are
given, says the New York Mail and
Express. The secretaries. correspond
ing and financial; the treasurer. the
chairman of the committee of arrange
ments and his assistants are all pro-
vided for as well as the sergeant-at-
arms and the marshal
These badges are from two to four
inches in diameter, of pink, white, blue
and green silk ribbon, with tinse ga
lore, and on the rosette in the center
the initials of the association and the
rank of the wearer. The badges for
the SergeantS-at-armS and marshal have
miniature policeman's clubs as an addi-
tional decoration.
1t is the custom to place these badges
in frame and exhibit them in some
favored window, flanlled on either side
by the cards announcing the ball itself.
Many youthful chest swells with pride
as it's owner sees in the window before
him the decoration that will indicate
that for one evening at least he will be
Gin de real push. see?'
Rosebud County news. [volume] (Forsyth, Mont.) 1901-1906, 1902-12-18
A Marvel of Science.

During visit to the south with an
eclipse expedition some years ago an
eminent American professor met an old
negro servant whose duty it was to
look after the chickens of the establish
ment where he was staying. The day
before the eclipse took place the pro-
fessor in an idle moment called the old
man to him and said "Sam, if tomos-
row morning at II o'clock you watch
your chickens you will find they will all
go to roost."
Sam was skeptical. of course, but
when at the appointed time next day
the sun in the heavens was darkened
md the chickens retired to roost the
hegro's establishment knew no bounds.
He approached the professor in awed
wonder. "Massa," he asked, chow long
ago did you know dat dem chickens
would so to roOst?"
ooh. long time" said the professor
Rosebud County news. [volume] (Forsyth, Mont.) 1901-1906, 1902-12-18
Hts Last Excenfion.

Some time after the closing hour of
a large eastern bank which makes y
specially of the accounts of wealthy
women an elegantly dressed woman
attempted vigorously to open the door,
"Shall let her in?" asked the iani
tor
YES; well make an exception in her
case" replied the teller, who was rath.
err impressed by her appearance.
i should like to open an account"
she said. looking at the teller through
her lorgnette.
For how much, madame
About seventy-five." she answered.
The teller made out book for S75.
The woman handed him IS cents. That
was the last time the cashier ever made
an eXception.-Youths Companion.
Rosebud County news. [volume] (Forsyth, Mont.) 1901-1906, 1902-12-18
padcreyySki's Distinction,

There was day when Paderewski's
English was not fluent. One evening
before choice company in his ele-
CANT apartments in New York he was
showing a few highly fiattcred callers
how to do this, that and tOthcr on the
keys Of his grand piano, explaining in
bad English as he went. OF course the
man was present who is ever ready to
supply word when speaker hest
tates. The famous artist, landing with
both hands as if he had Just dropped
from the ceiling, exclaimed, "Harmo-
ny" All applauded the perfect con-
cord He shot down again. like trip
hammer, and would have exclaimed
again, but the word refused to come.
"What you call-er-er"- "Discord," put
in the suDplier of words Paderewski's
Rosebud County news. [volume] (Forsyth, Mont.) 1901-1906, 1902-12-18
Queer Goldfish.

Beautiful and most interesting Of all
goldfish is native Of Japan and it Is
noted for the beauty Of it's tail and the
abnormal length of it's fins.
The tail resembles a delicate veil.
and the fins are developed to such an
extent that it is impossible for the
fish to make rapid progress in the wa
ter.
1t Is therefore solely OH account of its
beauty that it is priced and because in
this respect it differs widely from 9TH
er varieties of goldfish, such as the
telescope fish," the eyes of which
bulge out of the head in most insight.
~ fashion; the celestial eyed fish,"
which is also uncomely because it's
eyes are bullet shaped and are ever
turned skyward. and the 'egg fish,"
which is so called because it's body is
somewhat amorphous. but resembles
an egg more than anything else.
Rosebud County news. [volume] (Forsyth, Mont.) 1901-1906, 1902-12-18
No Laundries In China.

''Its the funniest thing to me-" said
an old sea captain who for many years
| was in the China trade. that nine out
Of every ten Cinnamon who come to
this country open laundries and engage
In business which does not exist in
their native land.
las every one knows, the Chinese at
home wear soft cotton and wooden gar
ments, according to the season. and
there is not a pound Of starch in all
China. Stifly starched clothes are un-
known. and the Chinese men do not
do the washing as they do in this coun-
try. Neither is there any regular laun-
dry in the Flowery Kingdom. There
fore it is more than passing strange
that Cinnamon should all come to
America and engage in a trade so for
eign to their home industries. "-Balti-
more Sum-
Rosebud County news. [volume] (Forsyth, Mont.) 1901-1906, 1902-12-18

"A housekeeper who has been en-
ploying colored washerwoman for
several months was surprised to see
her appear last week in a hat trimmed
heavily with Grape.
"Why, julia" she asked, sis any of
your family dead?'
mo, no." was the reply, "but one of
my best customers gave me this has-
and didn't want her to think DOM
'preciate nothin'."
Rosebud County news. [volume] (Forsyth, Mont.) 1901-1906, 1902-12-18
Astounding Memories.

Horace Vernet is the best example
OF visual memory. He could paint a
striking portrait Of man. life size, aft
er having once looked at his model
Mozart had great musical memory.
Having heard twice the "Miserere" in
the Sistine chapel, he wrote down the
full score of it. There are sOoists who
during twenty-four hours can play the
composition of other masters without
ever skipping note.
Rosebud County news. [volume] (Forsyth, Mont.) 1901-1906, 1902-12-18
MEDICINE IN THE ANDES
Peculiar Properties of the Herbs IN,
Indian Doctors Use.

Peculiar Properties of the Herbs ~, n
Indian Doctors Use.
An interesting character, frequently
met with III the Andes, is the Gala
guayas. or Indian doctor. He is every.
where and is trader, tinker, peddler.
fortune teller, conjurer and magician.
His knowledge of botany is as mys-
ferrous as it is comprehensive, and the
most astonishing stories are told of his
cures.
A man in Lima was lying at the
point of death with a disease which
baff1ed physicians who brought diplo-
mas from the medical schools of Paris
and Vienna. One evening two of the
physicians stood talking of the case at
the sick mans door. without noticing
humble. barefooted Indian who lean
ed against the wall. AS they departed
the Indian entered the patio and asked
to see the sick man. The family re-
ferred him to the attending doctor,
who. amazed at his audacity, exclaim-
ed:
"What do you know about a disease
LAdl puAAlCo tuC USSL DuSSlcldDS III
Lima?"
81 have herbs that will cure every
thing" said the callaguayas.
The doctor smiled in scorn and turn.
I'd away. The Indian opened his pack,
took from a paper a single leaf and
handed it to the physician. asking him
to smell it. He did so, and instantly
his nose began to bleed, and he was
unable to stop it.
The Indian stood stolidly by for
time, then handed him another leaf.
saying, Smell that and the bleeding
will stop"
The result was what he promised,
and the physician was Interested. In
the end the callaguayas saw the sick
man. He selected herbs from his stock.
brewed a tea and gave it to the patient,
and the sick man recovered. BE
tween the Andes and the Ocean,"
Rosebud County news. [volume] (Forsyth, Mont.) 1901-1906, 1902-12-18
THACKE RAY WAS BORED.
An Amusing Incident of the Authors
Second Visit to Boston.

Second Visit to BOSTON,.
During Thackeray's second visit to
Boston Mr.. james Il. Fields, his host,
was asked to invite Tha1l.eray to at
tend an evening meeting of a scientific
club, which was to be held at the house
of distinguished member
l was, writes Mr.. Fields, very reluc-
tant to ask him to be present, for l
knew he was easily bored, and l was
fearful that prosy essay or geological
paper might be presented and felt GER
tain that should such be the case he
would be exasperated with me, the in
nocent cause Of his afflictiOn.
My worst fears were realized. l dared
not look at Thackeray. l felt that his
eye was upon me. My distress may be
imagined when | saw him rise, quite
deliberately, and make his exit very
noiselessly into a small anteroom adj
joining. The apartment was dimly
lighted, but he knew that l knew he
was there
Then began IL series of pantomimic
feats impossible to describe. He threw
an imaginary person-myse!f. of course
upon the floor and proceeded to stab
him several times with a paper folder,
which he caught up for the purpose.
I After dsposing of his victim in this
way he was not satisfied, lur the dull
lecture still went on in the other room,
SO he fired an imaginary revolver sew
eral times at an imaginary head.
The whole thing was inimitably done.
l hoped nobody saw it but myself.
Years afterward a ponderous, fat wit
ted young man put the question square
ly to me:
what was the matter with MI.
Thackeray that night the club met AZ
Mr.. IS house"
Rosebud County news. [volume] (Forsyth, Mont.) 1901-1906, 1902-12-18

hair stood straight out, and his face
was white and red with anger. Jump,
Ing up from the stool, he sputtered:
"Deescort! No! With me q deescort
ISIS eempossible.' He would not be per-
suaded to touch the instrument again
that night. The unintentional insult
struck deep.
Rosebud County news. [volume] (Forsyth, Mont.) 1901-1906, 1902-12-18
More to His Taste,

Mrs. Young Droudly)-The landlord
was here today. l gave him the months
rent and showed him the baby.
Young (who was kept awake last
night)-It would have been better, my
dear, if you had given him the baby
and shown him the months rent
Rosebud County news. [volume] (Forsyth, Mont.) 1901-1906, 1902-12-18
A Difference,

Actors are not much like Ships" re-
marked Hamlet Egg thoughtfully.
"Why this observations" inquired
Brutus De Trick.
4 WELL" answered Egg, "ships are
sometimes stranded on the rocks Ac-
tors are stranded because of a lack of
rocks. New York Times,
Rosebud County news. [volume] (Forsyth, Mont.) 1901-1906, 1902-12-18

alrlIy.
did you know a year ago, NASSAU
EYES,"
"Then dat beats de debil" exclaimed
the astonished old man. Dem chick
ems weren't Matched a year agov'
Rosebud County news. [volume] (Forsyth, Mont.) 1901-1906, 1902-12-18
Never Needed VindicatiOn.

You were never compelled to ask
for vindication?'
"a vindication?' echoed Senator
Sorghum scornfully. 81 should saw
not. My motto is, Don't get caught in
the first place. Washington Star.
Rosebud County news. [volume] (Forsyth, Mont.) 1901-1906, 1902-12-18
Her Little Joke.

Henry" she exclaimed as he came
home to dinner, 81 heard something this
morning that opened my eyes," .sr
'What was it?' he demanded excit.
eddy.
1.-THE alarm clock. SCRAPS.
Rosebud County news. [volume] (Forsyth, Mont.) 1901-1906, 1902-12-18

BY series Of elaborate experiments
scientist has come to the conclusion
that bees are not so intelligent as house
flies.
Rosebud County news. [volume] (Forsyth, Mont.) 1901-1906, 1902-12-18

Nervous Parent-Stop that Haven't
| told you the last fifty times | had to
correct you for that | wouldn't speak
to you again about it?-Los Angeles
Herald
Rosebud County news. [volume] (Forsyth, Mont.) 1901-1906, 1902-12-18
So He Gets Around j..

EtheE-Gracious. Mabel. why do you
lace so awfully whenever Cholly Low
silk comes around?
Mabel-Oh, the poor fellows arm Is
so shOrt.-Smart Set.