The Lewiston teller. (Lewiston, Idaho) 1900-1905, 1902-07-24
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A Sheffield boot-maker displays this
notice In his window: Don't you Wish
you were In my shoes r'-Tit- Bits.
$50 you are in societyr' eyes" In
real societys" "Yes." 'Way-up -
cietyY' YES" docs society know
itw-Chicago Post
"Bingles 10 1 lucky man. HIS time
goes right on whether be u wakine a.
sleeping. sick or we'll" sWhat h Bin
giles buslnessi' "Watchmakes. =
Blobbs- How did you like The mslo-
drama? Was anybody killed1 slobhe
No; the audience yelled Ter thu -
thor. but he wouldn't come out.
"uncle william. are you trouhls6
about the hereafterT'' mo. suh; ~
de wharfo' er de herein what kse1o
me guessin'r'-Atlanta Constituted.
Sounds thrilling: Hobbis- Paw, VIM
you buy me bookl Father What ~
the name the book you want Hob
bic" Nicaragua BILL" - Ohio elat1
Journal
In confidence: Customer Waitss.
here's q quarter. Suggest ! good dir
ner for me. Waiter lin 4 whispesy
Go to some other restaurant. siE.-
Smart Set.
Travelling Acquaintance wondep
that the regular passengers don't ~
tate for better service. Commuter-~
We do, at times. but Il merely ge&s -
agltated. Puck. 4
Poor Nike: Doctor How about that
mustard plastes prescribed Tor yous
husbandi Mrs. Grogan-- ehurss 49,.
thor. couldn't make Mike ~ NOR
nor TIL half Nv lt.--Judge.
| It's queer that people who IN at.s
ways railing At the world ~ neves~
theless willing to pay the doctefp y
fortune to keep them from teavine le'
in hurry. Atlanta Constituted. II
The commuter al home: 6uhurhanj-
This ID shameful! III not stand that,
cooks insoiencs d moment longer, ~
soon ~ ! get to New York IN ring -
up on the telephone and .dischargs ~.
Judge.
Looking blue Tor milkman: n maros
than suspect our milkman." 's0f tWhat
do you suspect him7s .Of trylng w
work the Filipino water-cure q ~
Look At the color Of that milf e
Cleveland Plain Dealer. 4
"Say. our bookkeeper u foolisA. ~
"What do you meanf" why. ~ 49,
whom he gets old he wAnts money
enough to 80 out and live whore ~
can see the moon 80 down behind :.
hedge. Chicago Record.
Analysis: She After iii. what II ~
differences between Illusion and deiu-
sionf Illusion ID the lovely fan
cies we have about ourselves: delusion
Ii the foolish fnncIes other people haze
about themselves.
A come, down for her: Ibid undef-
stand You to say that she lowered hsr.
self when she married himY' ''Yen.
She slid down from third-story win
dow. using rope made OF bedciothess
Chicago Record Herald. d
Discretion: $50 you made ! great
hit In your presentation OF Hamlet
Mr.. transformer? suppose the 2ndi-
ences called you TO come ont before
the curtain" Called met They
dared met" Baltimore News.
1T would be helpful to you." said
the prison visitor iii yos conld take
some motto and try to live up to IT,"
That's right" replied the convict:
I'D like to select. for instance. We
are here to-day and gone Tomorrow"
'-Tit-fsits.
The proper thing: The President
Then you don't care to have your name
| mentioned In connection with your ono
hundred million dollar gift to our uni-
versityy' The Philanthropist- Well,
you might say that you give my name
without my cOnsent.-Ex.
Cheerful: Tess-So. MIR. Groosum
really proposed to you? Tess Yes.
While we were strolIing In the celne-
terry We came to their family lot. and
he asked me how I'd like to be buried
there some day. with his name on the
stone above me- Philadelphia Press.
"Do you think 1t would improve my
style?" inquired the varsity man who
had got into the crew through fayorite-
ism. III were to acquire faster
stroke!' ut would improve the
crew." replied the candid trainer. 'if
you got a paralytic stroke."-Tit Bits.
No conversation: Barber - You're
next. sir Hair cut? Pepprey-Yes.
and here. put this in your pocket for
yourself. Barber-Thank you. sir. I
don't often get my tip before I begin.