Arizona republican., 1902-12-07
Little James
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(The Filling of Vacancy by the Dem
 ocratic Central Committee.)

Tn Democrats of Marycopy County don't know what to do about Mister Dysart They says he's a Inkubus on our hans at we don't know how to get Read Of. We put oursefs under Obli- gashuns to him an we don't see how we're goin' to Unload without Splittin tn Party Wide Open"
 Tn Trubble is tn Democrats let Mis- ter Dysart put into tn Campane Fund in a Dark an Trien Our when 1t looked like the party was about out of Meens. When they went to Mister Dysart, they sez: We heerd you got a Role put away at you was goin' to Give tn Committy if you'd "a got tn Nommy nashun fer Probait Judge. It's a pity at that Money should be diverted fun tn purpose to wich you had Conser- crated it, tn Overthro of tn Republl- cans an tn Triumf of tn Richus. We b'leeve you're a good Democrat an want to have tn Principals of Jeffer- son an Jaxson an WilIum J. O'Brine to Prevale"
 I'm a all rite enuff Democrat" Mis- ter Dysart Replize, "an' that money was a Burnin' Holes in my pocket to git out an work fer Democrat Prin- cipals. I took it to the Conwnshun with me an toards tn last they was sich a Cold Atmosfear at tn Money got Cooled off an has Manifested no inclinashuns to take part in Pollytix ever sence. It's a restin' purity Com fertable in my pockets an don't s'pose it would consent to Come Foarth an enter tn Hurly Burly Of Campane without they was strong Endorsements made
 How'd it be-" sez the Committy. If it'd get you tn Appintment fer County Sessor?"
 "I Bleeve," sez Mister Dysart, :" at if tn Money thot it could be tn Meens of Elevatin me to that Proud an Re sponsible Posishun it'd throw Itself into tn Britch an help save tn Democrat party of Marycopy County"
 Tn Committy went away Joyfe an seen tn Supervisors at was 10 be lected, an they came back an seen Mister Dysart.
 Behold our next 'Sessor." they ex- clamed fun afar off Tn DeeI is made. Where's tn cash?"
 Tn first Sessment was made on tn Next Sessor fer several $1OO Dollars. an tn money was used to Enliten tn Ignorunt an show 'em tn Arrow O. their Wage
 When tn Lecksun was over some of tn Democrats sez at they won't be re- sponsible fer tn Committy's Contrax. They sez at it's Contrairy to tn Prir- cipals of Democracy to put up Ofises fer Sail to tn highest bidder. What has Mister Dysart done durin' tn Campane," they ast, but silently hand out his Poltry Jon Doe. while we've been usin' our Gawd given Lungs an a Whoopin' it up fer tn Ticket? when offises is to be give out let 'em b. give to tn pure an Disintrusted Patrs-5 who don't contribute nothin' to tn Campane fund stronger'n Hot Are. We can't affoard to make a Meet Market of our Eleckshuns."
 Tn Committy sez its Nommyhashun of Mister Dysart must be a go; at il was Otherized by tn County Conven- shun to fill vacancies in tn County Ofises or in tn Campane funds.
 Tn committy done wun thing to Mis- ter Dysart at don't seem rite When they made a Staitment of tn Resets an Expendichers of tn Eleckun at tn law sez mus be made they called Mister
 
 itum in tn Reseets fer large amount. more'n most of tn Candydates had to pay, an tn Committy sed at tn man at give 1t to 'em was named sun dries''
 That made Mister Dysart mad Ha sez 'Dysart" is his Rite name. That's what his Parence called him in Mis- soury an he ain't ashamed of it. Cali In him "Sundries," he sez. is a Re fleckshun on to him at mite make Foxes thing he's a Fugative fun Jus tus.
 They's anuther class of citizens. mostly Republicans, at objecks to Mis- ter Dysart becos he ain't Qualifide. They sez 'Sessor ort to be a good judge of all kinds of Property They sez tn very Pack at he made that kind Of a Deel with tn Democrat party an put up his solid cash before he Got tn Goods shows at he ain't no Judge of