New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1902-07-27

HE OUTDoES THEATRICAL AND CIRCUS

The theatrical press agent. in spite of his Won
derful literary efforts in the way of star boom
| Ing, must take off his pasteboard crown. and the
astonishing alliterative artist who creates unap-
proachable circus literature by the square yard
| must lay aside the laurel wreath and abandon his
royal robes They have been deposed and are no
longer worthy of consideration. The country
boarding house keeper has arrived with mas
terpiece and wins perpetual lease on the entire
Hall of Fame" The first fruit of his labors
reached The Tribune office day or two ago.
He is a romantic SOUL this country press agent
and he has romantic subject:
clean cosey comfortable, chaste convenient
family boarding house three stories in height with
thirty rooms on the second and third floors to say
msntie lake la ef in hundreds
ara and other climatic diseases within eighty feet
of running water in every room, with boating;
fatguing walks
Inspiration enough to make any man famous and
more than famous! His mastery prose is inter-
spersed freely with poetic quotations and creations
and the whole is punctuated with slang. '-
He begins with:
One swallow does not make a summer
The home is where the heart is.
perbans the swallow" refers the fact that he
is writing about temperance boarding house for
mo liquor is allowed sold on the premises and no
unladylike and no Ingentemanly person or con-
duct"
He has no doubt about the health of the lake
view for he says:
No locality in the country is healthy or free
from sickness of any kindeVen the good uon uie
voung-so that all restrictions against committing
suicide the house have been Withdrawn III dei i
the only undertaken IN town ana mn III tie
calm and restful conditions, induce only longing
desire to live on forever.
This boarding house press agent denies that ne
uses long sentences because there Is shortage Oh
periods in the cases of the village printshop- he
is stylst. and that Is the distinguishing marx Vi
his particular style.
II is quiet country place, and trust no one WIN
come here looking for excitement th"ush tIle ptO
prietor will do his best 10 furnish even that OF any
thing else you want, for reasonable consiuei"''o
All of which goes prove that Yankee can
never be 'stumped" when it comes TO selllhs one
ANYTHING He will dig up a church socaoie II
excitement loving Newly Orkers insist on thrills
We keep no brass bands or orchestras constantly
discoursing sweet music on the lawn, , 10
there is charge for that, but We nave aI".Es s
among guests some artists of talent VINO are
good natured enough to preside ar tne pIhhnp; %
And you ought to hear the boys from the isishd
sing! , - 80.
inexpensive.
The boys from the island are referred to in an
other part OF this great work those dear Yale
boys, whose camp adorns the Island directly OPP
posite the boarding house" There are also some
Jolly blades from Blank" who are possessed of
1.-The highest musical and social attainments' and
| who not only
Make the echoes wake along the lake,
but also add largely TO the social life and at
Effectiveness OF the place" What chance these
| Jolly blades will be for New-York girls! Just
think of tia real country beau,
This is not fashionable hotel and does not as