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Evening journal., 1902-09-08

9 HERIFF's sALE.-BY VIRTUE OF
10 me directed. will be exposed 70 public
sale. al the Court House. on Market street
between Tenth and Eleventh streets. I'm
the city Of Wilmington. New Castle
county, State OF Delaware.
ON SATURDAY,
THE 18th DAY OF SEPTEMBER. 1902.
At 10 o'clock. O. m.
the following described real estate. viz:
All that certain lot OF land with a two
story brick dwelling thereon ercclcd. situ-
ated IN the city OF Wilmington. bounded
and described as follows. TO wit:
Beginning az the northcrly side OF Third
street between Madison and Monroe
streets. az the distance OF ninetv-three
teet from the westerly side OF Madison
street; thence northerly parallel with
Madison street along the side Of a foui
teet wide alley one hundred feet TO the
southerly. side Of a six feet wide alley,
lhence thereby westerly sixteen feet,
thence southwestcrlv parallel with Nadl-
son street one hundred feet 10 The eoi6
northerly side Of Third street. and thence
thereby easterly sixteen feet to the place
of beelnnlng, with the right and use of
the said six feet wide alley In common
with others entitled thereto forever. he
MAJ W
Seized and taken en- execution as IN.
property of Maggie Houghton and Ower
j. Houahton. mortgagors. and IT'S. ani
TO be sold hv
sAMrFr. A. MCDANIEL. sheriff.
sherin's oTlce. Wilmington, Delaware
August 2S. 1902. ..s1.
Evening journal., 1902-09-08
Bodies Of Mr.. and Mrs. Fair Arrive

New York, Sept Sin a specially
constructed mortuary chapel on the up
per deck of the steamship st. Louis.
which reached her dock yesterday.
were the bodies of Mr.. and Mrs. Charles
Fair, victims Of an automobile accident
in France. The chapel was draped
heavily in black, caught up with broad
bands of white ribbon, and rare floral
offerings were banked around the bier
in great profusion. The caskets were
consigned by Henry De Boraiol to Her
man Oelriehs. They We're removed to
the Grand Central Depot and placed
on the palace car Ben Wyzis, which
was attached TO the Chicago special
that left at o'clock last evening.
Evening journal., 1902-09-08

Prominent Doctor Seriously scalded.
Philadelphia. Sept. S-Dr. ]. Wyllis
Hassler, OF this city. was very seri-
ously scalded yesterday as a result of
a collision on the Pennsylvania Rail-
road near Broad Street Station, this
city. A shifting engine ran into a New
York express. tearing out the steam box
Of the locomotive on the express train.
Dr. Hassler attempted to escape from
the train through a car window and
was enveloped in live steam. He will
be badly disfigured for life. No one
else was hurt DR.. Hassler was re-
turning from Long Island Sound where
he assisted in performing an operation
on Bradford B. McGregor, son Of the
late Ambrose M. McGregor. one Of the
millionaires of the Standard Oil Com
pany.
Evening journal., 1902-09-08
Coal Famine IN laurel

speclaI 20 the EVenlng Journal.
laurel, Sept. S.-The coal situation
in Laurel is reaching alarming proper
tions. Dealers have scarcely any coal,
and the factories and manufacturing
establishments are securing the coun
try for wood to burn in their fur
.naces. The supply is almost exhausted,
and ifthe strike in the anthracite re-
gions Is not soon settled, in all proba-
bility some Of the manufactures will
have to shut down. Those whose
homes are heated by furnaces are also
much disturbed
Evening journal., 1902-09-08
Laurel Camn Closes
speclal 10 the Evenlng Iour.

Special to the Evening Journal
Laurel, Sept. S.-Yesterday marked
the closing Of the most successful
campmeeting ever held in Moore's
Grove, near this place. About $500
people attended. An excursion from
Slharptown was run on the steamer
Worcester, which brought manJ
Marylanders to the pretty spot So
encouraged are the board of directors
that it has decided to purchase the
grove and a farmhouse adjoining. This
Is done so that a care-taker may be
had. and also that the cottages, some
of which are expensive, may be in
sured Each year the camp has been
improving, until now it has reached a
State near Perfection.
Evening journal., 1902-09-08
saved av WIZ Interference.

Toledo, Sept S.-A wife's interfcr.
ence prevented Louis Quinn from be-
ing shot to death yesterday at Whit
more by his brother-in-law. E. G. Dills
The former entered the latter's store
and accused Dills of writing a COM
munication against his candidacy for
auditor of Sandusly county. A quar-
rel ensued and dis shot Quinn in the
head. The latter's wife then stepped
between the men and prevented
further trouble. Quinn may die. anc
Dills Is under arrest.
Evening journal., 1902-09-08
WM rry to Prevent PrIze EIaht.

Louisville, KY, Sept S.-All the
Louisville ministers notified their con-
gregations yesterday that mass meet
ing would be held this week to take
action looking to the prevention of the
fight between McGovern and Young
Corbett, scheduled for September 22.
AT this meeting petition viii be pre-
pared for presentation TO Governor
Backham. asking him to stop the fight.
Evening journal., 1902-09-08
New Sank at Salisbury

Special TO the Evening Journal
Dover. Sept S.-The Eastern Shore
Trust Company, which Is composed of
a number of well-known business men
of the Peninsula, has organized bank
at Salisbury, to begin operations on
September 10.
Evening journal., 1902-09-08
transport euford Arrlvcs.

San Francisco, Sept. s.-The trans
port Buford has arrived here. Al days
from Manila. The long trip was caus-
ed by her putting in at Honolulu on
account of defective machinery. The
Buford brings 900 men OF The eighth,
Fifteenth and rwentysi4th insaatsy
and 90 sick
Evening journal., 1902-09-08
Strange Find In a woman's stomach

Elwood, Ind, Sept 8-Surgeons took
out the stomach of Mrs. Susan A.
Spaulding on Saturday and found a
toumor clinging TO the walls. in which
were encysted bunch of sugar-cane
stalks as large as a marble, which
had been chewed to a pulp, ball of
chewed thread as large as birds
egg. and a piece Of shoe string seven
inches long, in which a knot was tied.
The woman is 81 years old. and is
tho mother Of four children, the
youngest II years old. For Is years
she has been treated for cancer of the
sfnmach
Evening journal., 1902-09-08

q HERfFFS SALE.-BY VIRTUE OF
- q writ OF Ais Ieyam Facias, TO me di-
rected, will be exposed TO public sale, at
the Court House, on Market street, be-
tween Tenth and Eleventh streets, in the
city of Wilmington, New Castle county,
Delaawre,
ON FRIDAY,
THE 18TH DAY OF SEPTEMBER, 1902.
AT 10 O'clock a. m,
the following described real ESTATE. viz:
All that certain lot, piece of land with
the buildings thereon erected situate in
the city of Wilmington aforesaid. boun-
ed and described as follows, to wit:
Beginning at n point ON the easterly
side OF West street at the distance OF nf-
teen feet from the southerly side of Thir-
teenth street; thence southerly parallel 60
West street sixteen feet TO another
stake; thence westerly and parallel TO
Thirteenth street and passing through the
lcentre OF the division wall between this
land the adjoining house on The south
elghty-four feet TO the aforesaid side of
West street, and thence thereby
northerly sixteen feet TO the place OF be-
ginning, be the contents thereof what It
may. with the privilege of the use Of a
two-feei wide alley between this house
and the adjoining house on the south
with others entitled thereto forever
Seized and taken in execution as the
property of William H. Robinson and
Charlotte, his wife morteagors, and
Henry G. Robinson and Eliza Josephine
lhis wife. tits, and to be sold by
! SAMUEL A. MCDANIEL. Sheriff.
| Sherin's Onice, Wilmington, Delaware,
August q, 1902.
Evening journal., 1902-09-08
mo- seek aunken rreasure

Lewes, Sept. S.-Captain Charles W.
Johnson. Of Lewes. has returned from
a trip to California. where he has been
arranging for the work of hunting for
the lost treasure sunk in the steamer
Golden Gate. The search will begin
in October for the missing valuahles,
which have been sunk since 1868,
Evening journal., 1902-09-08
'Take One Of DR., Agnew's Li'

hTake One Of DR.. Agnew's Liver
Pills after dinner. It win promote di-
gestion and overcome any evil effects
Of 700 hearty eating Safe. prompt, ac-
tive. painless and pleasant This ef-
fective little pill is supplantirg all the
old school nauseous purgatives. 40
doses. 10 cents
Sod by Miller Drug Company and N.
d, Danforth. -,
Evening journal., 1902-09-08
Extending TeIephone Inc
ipecaI b be Evenlng journal

Dover. Sept. S.-The work OF ex-
tending the lines of the Diamond State
Telephone Company through Somerset
county. is now being pushed under the
direction of Harry Mayer. OF Dover,
as manager, and McGee Riggin. local
manager. The system has been estab-
lished at Crisfeld and it is proposed, to
go through the county within four
weeks.
Evening journal., 1902-09-08
Recla ming Valuable Farm Land

Milford, Sept. S.-Suveying for a
$4,000 canal between Cedar Creek and
Slaughter Beach has been begun for
the purpose of draining valuable farm
lands in that vicinity. The canal will
be twenty feet wide and four feet deep.
and will result in preparing several
thousand acres of land for illing.
Evening journal., 1902-09-08
SUMMER RESORTS
ATLANTIC CITY. N. J,

MILLER COTTAGE AND ANN
3 to Is N. Georgia ave-, Atlantic d
n. ]. Enlarged and greatly improved
quarter Of a century under the 81
management. Capacity $50. Excel
table. Rates Sis daily; 81 and
weekly. 81 per day, Sc per week for 81
rooms until July Is.
MRS. L H. MILLER, Prd
Evening journal., 1902-09-08
BUSINESS OPPORTUNITY

DOR SALE-Quick lunch restaurant,
cheap. good reason for selling. 1O7
French street sS-3t
Evening journal., 1902-09-08

Hay fever quickly cured with Bra
lillian Balm. Kills the germs
Evening journal., 1902-09-08

II ESTABLISHED. well-paying, progress
II sive business for sale cheap Can be
attended 10 evenings; investigate. For
particulars, address Legitimate" Even
ing journal ofnce. s5-3t
Evening journal., 1902-09-08

VIZ ANTED Washing to do az home BY
w n widow: white. Mrs u. b. Pyle
o0S West Sixth street. b-St
Evening journal., 1902-09-08
PArRNTs

ID ATENTED and Unpatented Inven.
u tions bought and sold. Lucas a. Co.
Sc Louis. Mo. s6-s
Evening journal., 1902-09-08

nAkER, good second hand, wants DO.
ID eition Apply G Maryland avenue.
Evening journal., 1902-09-08

II URNISHED front room, bath, SLIPS
Il a week. 6O2 Orange street
a2-eod3t
Evening journal., 1902-09-08
MUSICAL INsRTUcTroK

MUSICAL INSTRUCTION
~ HE WILMINGTON SCHOOL OF
ELOCUTION AND MUSIC, 9i5
delaware avenue.
English Branches. Mandolin.
Plano Harp
Voice, Organ,
Elocuuon. COrnet
French, Sight Singing,
Fencing, Violin
Trombone. Painting
Guitar, German,
Theory, Physical Culture,
Banjo, Drawing.
Fine teachers Reasonable rates. Cata-
ogue sent upon application.
CLARA MACHENRY. Director.
E-eOd2m
Evening journal., 1902-09-08
HOTEL ESnOND,

New York Avenue and Beach.
]. PAUL FITZPATRICK.
Also Proprietor OF New Fireproof /
Rio Grande.
Evening journal., 1902-09-08

IL OR RENT.-Three rooms on Second
II floor with use OF bath. No. e07 Madi-
son street. sl-st
Evening journal., 1902-09-08
$500 and $1,000

Secures a large, pleasant room.
meals, for one week. $3.50 for the
room in the house. Quick service. b
uful table. PAY twice as much and
Ould not do hatter.
Evening journal., 1902-09-08
sITUATI Ns WANTED

ADVERTISEMENTS UNDER THIS
HEAD WILL BE INSERTED FREE
THREE TIMES.
Evening journal., 1902-09-08
FOR RENE

Z OR RENT.-A ten room cottage "a
y Rehoboth. situated on Rehoboth ave-
nue.. and In the second square from
the beach. Address J. T.. GRAHAM. Rox-
ana Del a9-lm
Evening journal., 1902-09-08

WI ANTED.-An energetic young
w man acquainted with the gen.
oral hardware and stove business. APP
ply to Middletown Hardware House
Mlddletown. Del. stating wages, refer
ences and other particulars. s5-2t
Evening journal., 1902-09-08

WY ANTED-A reliable white girl a.
w chambermaid and waitress. "a
after p. m Il West street s6-2e
Evening journal., 1902-09-08
ZOE sALE

EOR SALE AT ONCE
Il 20 high-class Runabouts.
One fine Cut Under
One Wire Wheel Runabout.
A fine Standhope Runabout.
Six of the very latest style Surries.
Also. so fine top Buggies.
All to be sold at once at sacrifice
NOVELTY CARRIAGE WORKS.
sS-eodlm Second and French SITS.
Evening journal., 1902-09-08
HELP wAHrED-MALE

ADVERTISEMENTS UNDER THIS
HEAD ONE Q) CENT A WORD
EACH INSERTION.
Evening journal., 1902-09-08

VTT ANTED. Good woman for genera
w housework, Immediately, 22s Wal
nut street. a1i-tl
Evening journal., 1902-09-08
HELP WANTED sEMALE

VA ANTED.-Girl for general house
w work Apply 726 West Secon'
etroat sS-2t
Evening journal., 1902-09-08
ROOMS FOR RENT

III OUSEKEEPING-Desirabler rooms
Al sol West street. sS-1m
Evening journal., 1902-09-08

TOR sALE.-white Pomeranlan pups
j 9e7 Shpley street. s6-2t
The Tucson citizen., 1902-04-03
Spring Fever
Getting Even.

In the crowd that filed a Mulberry
street auction room were two Italians
who watched the sale with interest and
enjoyed the badinage for which the
auctioneer is noted. One of the ital-
lans bid on some household article.
and it was instantly accepted.
Whats the name!" asked the auc-
tioneor as he opened the salesbook,
"pietro Dionozella," answered the
buyer.
"Oh. that's too much! I'll put down
'Peannts, 30 cents You're on said
the auctloneor as he ratified eff the next
article. The other Italian bid enough
to secure the article. and his name was
requested.
"IAltricka C'Sulliyana," quickly an
swered the italian.
We'll" mused the auctioneer, that's
a good old name for dago. Come,
that's not yours, though"
You beta it isa nota mine" was the
quick reply, but ita Is agootla as Pea
iiuta You maka dc fun witha 'taiiano
name; ! nluka fun vida Irish. New
ark Call.
The Tucson citizen., 1902-04-03
For Art.s Sake.

Mr.. Boughton. the English artist.
while sketclling In the Alps, was one
day in search OF suitable background
of dark pines for picture be had
planned. lie found at last the precise
situation lie was seeking. aud hest Of
all. says Tit Bits, there happened 10
be a pretty detail In the figure OF an
old woman In the foreground.
II asked the old lady said AIR.
Eoughton, 10 remain seated until !
had made a sketch Of her. She assent
cd. but In few Minutes aSked me
how long | should be. Only about a
quarter OF an hour answered reas-
surtngiy.
Three minutes or so later she again
asked ine-thIs time with manifest
anxiety--if | should he much longer.
a'oh. not h,ngr answered. but
why do yon ask 50 angiousIy|
"Dh. IFS nothing, SHE sadly an
swered. only I'm sitting en- an ant
HILL"
The Tucson citizen., 1902-04-03
THE LOST CHILD.

Dramatic Incident mt an Ocean
Grove Experience Meeting.
It had been an experience meeting.
TN thousand people were assembled
+ the great auditorium By the sea
EkErc had been the handshake. the
&HSing Of handlserclliefs, the hymn.
ne prayer. the word which told the
V|G!tAal AiAtosy 0f iaaay soul
THE bishop stood upon the platform
n the net Of prqnounclng the benctiic-
Ipn Emotion Was at It's height IT
l1emed as ii spiritual wave iiad
Vent over The multitude, wrapping 1t
u a divine caress.
AT that moment a little child was
lassed up to the platforms, and the
Hshop took 1t In his arms. Lost
Mld." WI Ore the whispered words. The
IAhy put lis dimpled arms about the
dkhop's neck and laid It's head upon
I@ shoulder. It's yellow cnrls mingling
IN his gray hair.
.ost child" said the bishop In bis
~. sympathetic voice. Does any one
<&AliS au'E4tilFt RHbN tttlS UdHt UT 10
Yfpm 1t belongs? Will tbs father ar
l3ft her come ana claim IT."
Tier WIS silence, ana the baby nes,
Mi eIoScr. and the women who sat
M ae,d, oh"
#1heO man WIS seen making his
M Ia the altar. 1t was tile baby's IA
IN. Instantly the child stretched out
Warms to go 10 him. Thea as be gave
FRp he bishop said;
IN here are 10000 lost souls in Ocean
bye. The Fathers arms are waiting
& rceeiye them. So 70 to your Fa
oulstretclied arms us has this
ID clliId. - Detroit Free Press.
The Tucson citizen., 1902-04-03
lss-s3 -7ss - - y =
Feeding the CobrMa.

The keepers OF the big col1ras In the
Central park menagerie and tie New
York geological garden do not find 1t
easy 10 supply their yenomous charges
with the kind of food that they spe-
cially prefer In their native land CO.
bras live chiefly on smaller and less
dangerous and objectionable snakes,
but although every effort is made 10
collect harmless snakes to satisfy the
appetite OF the imprisoned eobras at
some seasons they have to he content
with rats and mice, which they do not
particularly hike. Other varieties 0f
captive snakes are fed mainly on toads,
mice and rabbits. English sparrows
are also purchased for them.
The Tucson citizen., 1902-04-03

EFFECTIVE AT ONCE-The Him
ois Central railroad will put in new
fast schedule on theiE Omaha and Chi
cago line. whereby train No. . will be
cut down one hour. 1t will leave
Omaha at 7;45 p. m. daily via Fort
Dodge, Waterloo, Dubuque, freeport
and Rockford, arriving III Chicago at
$50 a. M. next day. Train No. will
be made daylight train leaving Omaha
at g. m. via the same route as above,
reaching Chicago at e:45 p. M. same
day. These two trains also carry
through equipment between Omaha and
ST. Paul via Fort Dodge and Alber. Lea,
reaching Minneapolis at 7:25 a. M. and
6:55 p. M. respectively. The equip
ment OF these trains includes the latest
pattern wide yestibuled Pullman sleep
ing car, buffet Ii brary smoking car, free
reclining chair car and dining car.
The Tucson citizen., 1902-04-03
Eating an Orange.

When oranges are cut across and eat
en- with n spoon somewhat of their
naturalness seems gone. 1t il an arti-
fetal way of eating this fruit. but often
proves the most convenient. The way
III which the juice flies Is one OF fhe
drawbacks to this method. BY takius
knife and cutting a little circ."
around the core In the center THIS t@1-a.
ency Of the juice TO fly Is largely eoul
tcracted. Some fastidious people ne\et
cut their oranges across and never usc
q spoon, but instead cut them in eieA3il>
with The skin on and sip the Juice FROM
these little portions.
The Tucson citizen., 1902-04-03
HOW TO GET A PIANO WITHOUT
MUCH MONEY.

The Zellner Piano Co. have an easy
payment plan by which any family
can own fine upright piano without
much OF an outlay, of cash This firm
has been doing business in the South
west for great many years and they
understand the requirements OF mus
ical instruments for the extremely dry
climate Of the Southwest. Every in
strument they sell is fully guaranteed
by themselves, Write them for cata-
logue and fall particulars. Their
headquarters for Arizona is located at
1lS East Congress street, Tucson,
AriZ. l32-135
The Tucson citizen., 1902-04-03
Ola Ylrnr Eonda.

En oil writer comments in the fol-
fing quaint manner GIL the superior
\ kof English food over that Of the
h people In France: They ate no
nd that beans in were, but Of cock-
br clermatyu or else OF clean wheat =
n no piece of bacon, but If 1t he
&il flesh; other, fish fried. other.
H."
m. for all that. the iInpossibility Of
Mining fresh fish daily forced the
hary layman TO fan back upon the
3ed article, and the consumption of
III salted fish has since been point
8nt as one Of the chief causes OF the
Naval scourge of lepr0sy.--London
Epnicle.
The Tucson citizen., 1902-04-03
Careless Parents.

'sWhv don't you make name for
yourselfY' asked the serious person.
Il only wish had had the chance y
said the pale young man. but my par
ents thought they knew it all, and they
made up one of their own, and that's
why | am compelled to struggle against
fate under the handicap of Reginald
Claude de We're Smithers. "-Washing-
ton Star
The Tucson citizen., 1902-04-03
.------- > So. y.
BUCKINGHAM WAS TAKEN.
hey Had Him sure Before Curtain
and Actor Went Down.

hey Had Him sure Before Curtaim
and Actor Went Down.
Durlng the first year OF my travels as
actor joined a, troupe that was
esenting Shakespearean tragedy. We
knting Shakespearean tragedy. We
ere playing In one of the provincial
ties of England when new actor, an
eyperIenced amateur, Joined the CON-
lny and was assigned the role OF
ltesby in which to make his debut in
e play of 'Richard the Third" Dur
Bg the progress of the piece one of his
ew lines is after quick entrance adj
essed to King Richard, and he says:
#"My lord, the Duke of Buckingham
4 taken!'
ID can remember that on the night of
&s first appearance he was frightfully
Nervous and WAS anxious TO proclaim
De fact that the Duke of Buckingham
$as taken, ms he had been practicing
Epd studying 1t for several weeks. The
&sult was that he got the wrong cue
hid made his entrance before time,
Hying out:
&"My lord. the Duke or Buckingham
y taken."
&Rjchard turned to him and in an un-
Iertone said: Get off. Get off! You're
Do soon
#rbe actor left the stage mortified and
&ore ratified" than ever, SO that
&aFcely was he in the wings before he
&aIn made the same mistake and
6kain proclaimed that the Duke Of
buckingham was taken. Richard turn
ia upon him for the second time aud
2ld him to leave the stage. He also
&hiSpered, Somebody take care of
Mat idiot and tell him when to make
Xs entrance.
%f'hc prompter grabbed the actor hy
BE hand and when the proper time
&rne said: Now is your. time. Tell
Richard he's taken"
The actor rushed upon the stage hes.
tated, looked ut Richard ami then in 4
Bild tone of voice exclaimed:
I'VE have him, by heaven. aud we
4nve him sure.'
/ believe the curtain went down, and.
/ remember rightly. the curtain was
Mt the only thing that went down. II.
y. Stoddard In Saturday Evening Post
The Tucson citizen., 1902-04-03
a DOCTORS -.4D PLIGHT.

Two years ago, as result Of a Sc
we're cold. lost my voice. writes DR..
NJ. l.. Scarborough, Of Heborn, ohio.
Then began an obstaniate cough. Ev-
cry remedy known to me as a practic-
ing physician for 35 years, failed, and
| daily grew worse Being urged to try
DR.. Kings New Discovery for Con-
sumption, Coughs and Colds. / found
quick relief, and for last ten days have
/ felt better than for two years" Posi-
lively guaranteed for Throat and Lung
troubles by all druggists. SOC and 81. 90.
Trial bottles Tree.
The Tucson citizen., 1902-04-03
A puzx1er.


The chIld WAS four years old. logical
persistent ard curious. The mother
entleaYored in all possible conscien-
tlousnesS never 10 depart from any
statement once made the child as fact
One afternoon this conversation oc-
cured:
Mother. where is your grandmoth.
err
In heaven, dear
"0h"
Silence and apparent absorption in
toys for q full hour, then:
Mother. didn't coIne from heav+
en-"
'0f course
"Wcn. mother. it's awfuiiy funuy
that | doesn't remember meeting your
grandmother there. New York Times.
The Tucson citizen., 1902-04-03
WANTS TO HELP OTHERS.

II had stomach trouble all my life, -
says Edw. Mehler, of Union Bottllng
Works. Erie Pa, "and tried all Ainds
Iof remedies. trying TO get a moments
peace. Finally took Kodol Dyspepsia
Cure and / never found its equal for
stomach trouble and gladly recon-
mend it. 1t cures ali stomach trou-
bles. 1t digests what you eat. S. ID.
Bell 1. Son.
The Tucson citizen., 1902-04-03
SHOT IN Hl, LEG.

For sores. burns. wounds, DeWitts
Witch Hazel Salve is a sure cure. Skin
diseases yield 10 it at once. Cures
piles. Beware Of counterfeits, Il suffer
ed fyou a gun shot wound in my leg"
says A. s. Fuller, English, Ind, De-
Wits Witch Hazel Salve finally cured
me " \ ID. Bell & Son.
The Tucson citizen., 1902-04-03
Ionnr Doctors Need OF Haste.

*Tes," said the old doctor; "ynn
buId try to have your own carriage,
Wall means, because when you want
BET to a patient quickly
mh." interrupted the young NJ. r.,
Non't think any patient who scnr for
III would be likely to die before
Hhed him.
~, but he might recover before you
&there. "-philadeiphia Press.
The Tucson citizen., 1902-04-03
His WAY.

Sabbath School Teacher-When very
angry, what should you do?
Johnny Thickneck-Knockt the other
Teller down. sit on his head and then
count zoo That's the only safe way,
ma 'am.--Judge.
The Tucson citizen., 1902-04-03
Severely Ill.

"It's sick you've been. Mrs. McGinni-
say"
"Sick, is It? l was that sick that I'd
be dead woman now IL hadn't a
Hved."-Iudianapolis News.
The Tucson citizen., 1902-04-03
TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY.

Take Laxative Brono QuiniAe Tab
lets. All druggists refund the money
II it fails to cure. E. w. Groves sign
ature is on eacn box. 25c.