Arizona republican., 1902-12-14

One there was moving Target who was strong on the Brotherhood of Man.
 He ran a little Sunshine Factory all of his own. When it came to scatter ing Seeds of Kindness, the Farm Drill was a Poor Second.
 Every time he started down Town he would have to Zig-Zag so as to cover both sides of the Street and Slad-hand all of his Acquaintances.
 From time to time he joined Frater- nal Organizations and took blistering Oaths that he would always love his Fellow Man and stand for any Touch within Reason. Consequently good many People found it cheaper to send for him than to hire a Professional Nurse. He would travel Miles in order to have the Pleasure of sitting up with a Corpse. And he was one of the handiest Pall-Bearers in the Business
 Any one who happened to be nursing a Hard-Luck Story would hunt up sym pathetic Jasper and give him the Grip and then weep on his Shoulder. Usu- ally he promised to do what he could to square Matters. even though he had to cut in where he wasn't wanted. In flying around. trying to re-instate No Goods who had lost their Jobs and se- cure Salaried Positions for Nice Fei- lows who were willing to do anything except Work, he got many Jolt, but he was not discouraged.
 One of his regular Assignments was to arbitrate a Domestic Scrap, merely out of the Goodness of his Heart
 In this way he managed to re-unite quite a number of Couples who were rk,o bod tad and what they said about him would get the Blue Pencil if inserted at this Point.
 When a kind hearted Herring starts out to be Relief Bureau and First Aid to the Injured and a portable Home for the Friendless, nobody tries to take the Job away from him. His Acquaint- ances do what they can to boost his Game.
 Therefore when any one in that Com munity sought out a Busy Man of Af- fairs and began to unwrap his Tale of Woe and offer to exhibit his Wounds, the B. M. of A. would say, Here, I'll give you a Letter of Introduction to my old friend Jasper. He is a Samari- tan from away back"
 It came about that Jasper's Outer Office was frequently coagulated with a Choice Assortment of Pan-Handlers and all the short -winded Brothers who want to hitch on to somebody else's Pull, as they say in Boston.
 At times Jasper would become weary of having Folks come along and turn their Private Griefs over him, but he did not want to become a Cynic and lose his Faith in Human Nature. He was frequently Sung, but still he could not resist any Appeal that was backed up by a few Weeps.
 In the Course of Time he came into quite a Bundle of Money, and then all the Bread that he had cast on the Wa teTs came back to him Bakery at a time. Those whom he had succored came around to Sucker him.
 A Promoter whose Schemes he had guaranteed, because the Mans ChiI- dren needed Shoes, now had a chance to show his Gratitude. He let Jasper in on the Ground Floor of a Company organized to manufacture an Automo- bile that could be turned out of the Shop for $35 and would run 90 Miles on a pint of Gasoline.
 Gentlemen who were getting along without Overcoats came in to see him about Mining Stock that was sure to touch Par by Jan. 1st. The only reason they came to him first, instead of tackling John W. Gates, was that he had always been a True Friend and