Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1902-07-22
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The difference between a mint julep
and Goldfish is enormous.
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Even the Kent Council would hesi.
tate to hold meeting until IL D. m.
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Mr.. Gauthier might bring camp
stool with him, II the seating facilities
Of the Council Chamber don't suit him.
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Councilmen are not overjoyed at the
remarks of the Mayor, to the effect
that he yearns for veto power to knock
out a lot of their doings.
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Speaking of Akron's foreign trade,
1t is worth while to mention that
Elmer G. wildes regularly sends
shoes to a customer in Porto Rico.
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Just think how many nice people
you know whom you would like to
come back to the old town. What's
the matter with having Home week
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Councilmen for their opening exer,
else Monday evening should have
have sung: 1--WE Wont 60 Home Till
Morning, Till Daylight Doth Appear" /"
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or course, the G, A. & o. had off,
cials and attorneys at'Council meeting
to see what was going on--and they
kept their eyes on the interests Of the
G., "A & c., too.
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Mrs. VIM. Thaw, of Pittsburg, will
give a substantial sum for the benefit
Of Wooster University. BY any other
name she would be equally generous,
1t is asserted.
Some time or other in the life of ev-
cry one there comes deep and serious
conviction Of the truth of the proverb
that, you can't eat your cake and
still have it."
X \ Y
Occasionally man who was a SIAN
derer Of the shirtwaist man last sea
son Is seen wearing one OF those ar.
ticles of apparel, and he doesn't look
ashamed, either.
Warren Elks closed a successful
carnival Saturday night. Canton Elks
are preparing for one in the near fu-
ture, Who would have thought Can
ton would follow warren's lead?
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The man who wrote, LET Me Dream
Again." had probably been called al
am. of July morning when there
was just enough breeze through the
open window to make the bed cover
ngs deliciously comfortable.
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The delight with which some of thu
, teachers regard the approach of thu
Teachers Institute is about equal t.
= that of the very young person VIII,
{ learns that the minister and his wifi
will spend Sunday with the family.
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Love will last through shine an
shower,
And love can bear to bide it's time;
Unwearied at the vesper hour,
AS at the mathis chime.
Anon.
2 One day little 5-year.old boy sal
| to his mother.
4 Mamma, didn't you say you too
| Lester to the dentists to get his toot
l filled because it ached? Well, m
S stomach aches. Won't you take me [
o the candy store and get it flled?"-
t Mansfield News.
IL Councilmen have so much surplu
nervous energy that they've got to hol
sessions until II p m. to work 1t OF
they would better get out an hour ca
:, lier with bicycle on meeting night
:, and ride up North Hill several time
This would tame them.
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For years, 1t has been explained
o Council that there is no escape fro
g passing separately the ordinances
! levy assessments for street sprinklin
Il Nevertheless, the members devote nea
= ly as much time to complaining abo,
It the custom as they do to passing Il
II ordinances also occupy time wit
IS fun when they ought to be voting. 4
a consumers of time, they are marvel
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No, the public does not enjoy hearir
!. about the Chief of Police being obllg,
" to chase Councilmen from the lobt
- back to their legislative duties. II
y Council is not an organized game
. blind mans bun, and instead of laug
II ing at the fun, the people are mo
;, inclined to condemn such conduct
buffoonery.