New-York tribune., 1902-03-04
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

The Metropolitan Church OF Christ. OF Chicago. is
TO erect church with gymnasium and a roof
garden. The pastor the Rev Charles r. Scoville.
says: IL roof gardens are profitable for pleasure
and entertainment. why not for places where dur
ing the hot weather men and women can be gath
eIed by the hundreds enjoy the fre5h breezes OF
heaven while they listen to the Gospel in sermon
ard In SoAg?" There is only one roof garden
church-the Church Of Christ in Columbus. Ind
This house proved a great success during the hot
summer nights. Mr. Scovile explains that ice
cream socals and musical entertainments will be
given the roof OF his church II will rent the
roof garden to political parties for campaign pur-
poses" he says
A man who was bicycling IN Southern France
was pushing his machine up a steep hill when he
overlook a peasant with a donkey cart. The
FasHt beast vas & making but but little progress al
cyclist putting his left hand against the back OF
hand, pushed hard that the donkey taking
fresh courage. pulled his load successfully up to
ant burst M tin into thanks 10 his hsnefactoT It was
should never in the world have got up tho hill
with only one donkey."-Youths Companion.
The Interior Department has under consideration
the advisabilty OF starting a herd OF buffalo
IN the Yellowstone National Park by buying some
and catching all the young Buffalo that can be
found and placing them in the reservation Twen-
ty-two OF these animals are now located the
head OF Pelican Creek. The Controller of the
Treasury viii pay the expense involved, especially
from hotel leases. transportation and other prIvi-
leees.
Fuddy-Did you hear the latest scandal down our
PEaaq9y-Eo, What vas it-s9methIng rich?
script
When and where will come 10 the front the in
ventive genius and benefactor OF the who will
make public simple. easy and satisfactory way
OF getting letters ready for mailing without the
ing them to envelopes? The Sir Isaac Newton of
the twentieth century who will confer this boon
humanity write big drafts on the gratitude OF
mankind and womanlSind both, and every OF
those drafts will be honared readily and gladly
The honor Of weaving the Kings coronation
robes and other State apparel is fully appreciated
by the town OF Braintree. The looms present an
appearance never before witnessed I'm the history
Of local siikweaving. Orders continue TO pour in
is an extraordinary demand for red velvet for the
robes of peers and peeresses. Besides the material
received costly furniture brocades for the dec
Grafton Of buckingham Palace.-Uondon News
Down IN South Carolina" says Congressman
Talbert. Il once attended colored church. The
preacher one OF those negroes with an oily face
and big spectacles, was talking about the prophets
He had taken hour TO discourse upon the major
prophets and then he took up the minor ones
In course OF time he reached Hosea MY bred
dren.' ne exclaimed, we come to Hosea. Let
us consider him. Where shall put Hosea? AT
that moment old negro. who had been peace-
fully slumbering in one of the back pews woke
up and looked at the pastor. Hosea can take nv
seat. he said. I'm tired that am going
home
for yoursef?' asked the serious person ~
Il only wish l had had the chance" said the
pale young man. But my parents thought they
knew it all. and they made up one of their own
and that's why am compelled TO struggle against
We're smithers.' Washington Star. 0'auue de
An English clergyman the other dav nreacb.5 60
the prisoners OF Wormwood Scrubs Prison in
support OF the Church Society for the Promot,o,
OF Kindness to Animals. He announced that .the
cat was pre-eminenty the friend Of the poor man
and further stated that 1T specially deserving
of consideration because It was weaker than man
was useful to man and could feel like man.
He-When get better acquainted 7 shall ca,1
she-Al right. And hope our acquaintance will
your last name.-(Chicago News -
Reports from foreign parliaments" s,vs .r,,.
Lohoon chronicle show that in none OF them 4,
disregard OF the rulings OF the Chair visited with
such heavy penalties as It is in the rnotho =,
parhaments' even under the present standing or
ders- The, only reference to an analogy r. -,
tanned IN the rules governing the Hungarian par
hament. There. at the discretion of the Sneake-
the name OF a disorderly member can be suhr,,,,aa
TO committee, which. within twenty four bours
can order either apology to the House mr. tbot
ms name and offence be published In the or1cal
gazette ana placarded in his constituency"
when Deacon Brown discovered ,baro ,
pallet In the show he was mad 'iete WAS
lou mean he pretended he was mad"
hr,rs o a pit OF H. You see he had forrotta, 90
NfiHs opera glasses'-(Philadelphia Record " u