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, 1902-03-25
A Printer Greatly suprl.ed.

Il never was SO much surprised il my
life. as l was with the results of using
Chamberlain's Pain Balm" says Henry
T. Crook, pressman of the Ashville
IN. c. Gazette. II contracted a severe
case Of rheumatism early last winter
by getting my feet wet. 1 tried several
things for it without benefit. One day
while looking over the Gazette, l
notice that Pain Balm a positively
guaranteed to cure rheumatism, 30
bought a bottle of it and before using
two thirds of 1t my rheumatism had
taken its flight and I have not had .
rheumatic pain since" Sold by F. H.
Eggleston.
, 1902-03-25
Wise Sayings From the Ladies'
Home Journal.

When bullet or sword thrust bushes the
breath of one upon the field of battle, the
heart of some woman is also wounded.
Two points in the preparation of manu-
scripts which the literary beginner should al.
ways keep in mind are neatness and legibility.
Every individual in this world influences
some one person, and the greater we make
ourselves the greater we make some one else.
Our days are comparatively few, and we
live through each day only once. Therefore,
it behooves us to make each day worth
while.
A thing is never worth while doing if it
does not do US some distinct good, if it does
make US better, whether spiritually, men
tally or physically.
1t is never right to say what one does mean,
but why not mean nice things? ~Insincerity
does not necessarily follow in the wake of
politenes.
Paderwski's first opera is called '.Manru."e
1t deals with Gypsy life. 1t received its
first performance in Dresden May 20, 1901,
and was sung in New York this winter.
If a Western person meets you anywhere
on this small globe, and likes ysu, he will al
ways asks you to come and see him if you
ever happen to be within a thousand miles
of his house.
Mendlssohn's "Wedding March, is said to
have been played for the first time at a public
ceremony on the occasion. of the marriage of
the Priacess Royal to Frederick William,
Crown Prince of Germany, in 1859.
, 1902-03-25
FOR WEAK, LAneu,o PERSONS.

Weak, sickly people often remark
'ff l could only get something that
would nourish me and give me
strength" They do not know why,
but the food they eat is of no benefit to
them, they gain no flesh and feel no
stronger. The fact is the stomach is
too weak to perform its work, and the
little appetite they once had Is soon
gone The blood becomes more thin
and waters, bringing on faint sick spells
with loss of memory and ambition;
they are always tired and listless, and
subject of every contagious disease on
account Of their weakness There is q
remedy for all this that acts in the
right way, 1t turns the food you eat
into rich blood, making flesh and
strength, creates an appetite because
the system demands s~ustenance. This
remedy is called DR.. Gums Blood and
Nerve Tonic, and is sold by all Drug
gists for rs cts. a box, or three boxes
for $500, or by mail on receipt Of price.
The tablets to be taken after each
meal, and the gain in solid flesh Ia from
l to 3 lbs. per week. This means health.
Write us about your case, we have .
pamphlet we will send free. Address,
DR.. Gum, Philadelphia, Pa.-For sale
by Frank H. Eggleston and A. H. Cor.
diner. druggists, laramie, .wyo.
, 1902-03-25
TUESDAY, MARCH Is. 1902.
A WORD TO THE MERCHANTS.

The Republican believes there are
many Laramie merchants who do not
properly appreciate the great value Of
newspaper advertising. There is no
other way in which they can reach as
large q number Of people and the class
Of people who ha We the money to
spend. Every evening The Republi.
can is read by At least two thousand
residents Of the Gem City. An attrac-
tive advertisement setting forth facts
a therefore find no surer means Of
reaching those who do the buying.
To be Of value, an advertisement
should say something and should mean
exactly what IL said. A merchant can,
rot deceive customers any great
length Of time. II advertisements are
changed frequently and are always
found to be Trustworthy. they become
II interesting to readers Is any other
portion Of . paper. People are anxious
to know when new goods arrive, and
they are also anxious to learn Of bar
gains; but voc to the merchant who
deceives the people
There 10 . class Of people the city
merchant 10 apt to overlook and per-
NIT to get in the habit of sending to
Montgomery. Ward 4 Co.. or kindred
establishments. and that is the ranch
man. frequently the country people
ESnd east for goods they could pur-
chase for the same money at home
and At the same time have the satisfac-
ton Of making an examination before
purchasing. This practice could in a
large degree b avoided II city merch.
ants would adopt . system Of advertis-
Ing throughout the country and give
tne rahchmen an opportunity of know
ing just what they have in stock. To
reach the ranch trade there is no surer
medium than The Weekly Republican.
In Albany county, outside the city of
Laramie, this paper has more than
six hundred subscribers. This means,
according to the general rule, that e.
900 country people Of Albany county
alone read The Weekly Republican
every week. 30
The foregoing are facts that the
merchants Of laramie would do well
to take into confederation when plan
ming to extend thsir trade.
, 1902-03-25
For The Complexion.

The complexion always suffers from
biliousness or constipation. DeWitt-u
Little Early Risers keep the live and
bowels in healthy condition and re.
move the cause of such troubles. G.
E. Hooper. Albany, Ga, says: II took
De Wits Little EARLY Risers for bill
tousness. They were Just what I
needed. l am better now than in
years." Never grippe or distress. Sold
by The Laramie Drug Co.
, 1902-03-25
Latest H.vis,o. :, Mining lava.

The Republican has completed the
publication Of q neat and convenient
pamphlet containing the mining laws
Of Wyoming and Of the United States
together with the regulations thereun-
der. This work IL the latest aad only
work Of the kind published and con-
tAins the laws in effect January LIT,
1902. The laws are arranged In CON
venient pocket form, fully indexed and
arc . ready reference for anyone inter
ested In mining. Copies may be had It
The Republican ONCE for the small
sum of 40 cents.
In addition to this pocket edition of
the mining laws. The Republican can
furnish almost any form Of mining
blank desired, including location no
tice. placer location notice, proof Of
labor, mining deed, bond, lease the op-
ton.
nAf1v nonrhl1o~~ ga -~.
, 1902-03-25
MORTON ON

Hon. J. Startling Norton. a dyed-in
the-wool democrat Of the old school
and one of those who fails on all oc-
casions to follow OF the new isms, dis
sects socialism In the Conservative in
the following terse manner:
"Six-sevenths Of the laborer's earn.
ings are absorbed BY his employers"
IF you don't vote right this fall you
will not vote at all In 1904; your bal
lots will wad the guns which shoot
you down" These words fell upon the
writer's ear as no entered q knot Of
men upon q street corner. and he fool
ishly thought that he was listening to
an anarchist. He was mistaken, for It
was pointed out to him that anarchis-
tic and socialistic doctrines are abso-
lutely the opposite.
Yes. the opposite In theory, one be-
Ing based upon the proposition that
there should be NO government, the
other that the government should be
everything. But while there is this
marked dissimilarity in the two
schools theory, practically they work
toward a common end.
Socialism ID the preparatory school
wherein the formerly contented labor.
er learns to hats and envy his EN-.
ployer. who was probably once as poor
as himself, but fwhass rise was accom-.
plished by industrious effort and care
full attention to the interests of his
employers: no man ever rose while
standing upon tn stzssts cursing the
government. the capitalists in general
and hi own employerafn particular
Anarchy d merely theadvance guard
wherein this sane pnpil's hand Is
nerved to do the bidding Of his frsn-I
sled brain and avengs the fancied in
jursss Of which he has bssa told in
both schooas. wnils innocsot enough
IN theory. SOCIALISM y equally rsspoa-
sibss With anarchy for the crimes
against svvaEumsnt. The same work
naa Rto WIN tusa With adherence
hon . suggestioa ofthsempsoyment Of
dynamite y daegse nv b beguiled
Into Tie socialistjs school and there
Taught tAs vtseoss mlsnfh that either
labor o. eaDtta1 Mat b throttled.
Whaa - ~ aessifsd saMcient hat.
- ~ tssnoanearM ~ sontsmpt for
- 0ovssnnsa4, hssh fips for promo
, 1902-03-25
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, 1902-03-25
NEVER MET DEFEAT.
COMMANDERS OF ARMIES WHO MADE
WONDERFUL RECORDS.

OF Alvs and His System OF Mill
tsry Operations Gen. suw.rors
brilliant Retreat II the Face of Sup
srlor Nanbsra
, 1902-03-25

Ignoranee y the mortal eneny -
Arift.-O. 8. Nafden.
, 1902-05-29
REFLECTIONS OF A BACHELOR.

The males first love At 6 Is the COOK
and his last at 60.
One way to get = girl to love you is
to make her think some other girl
does.
Give . man q chance to gamble and
he will do 1t even II 1t 10 as risky as
marriage.
The average man has about as much
chance Of getting rich as Of going
through the y OF = needle.
Women will wear pretty stocking !,
with out low shoes. but they will nos
wear low shoes without pretty stock
ings.
It's a good deal harder to break an
old bachelor to the matrimonial har-
ness, but when he 10 broken he 10 the
tAmest Of them all.
The only thing in the world more
horrible than an old fat woman fond
ling . small sickly dog is the same old
woman fondling a young husband.
No woman can ever be made to un-
derstand. why her husband snorts 80
savassly when she wakes him up two
hours after midnight to ask him IL he
thinks 1t will do any harm to the baby
to sleep 30 soundly.
There II more sloQuence in one kiss
that comes from pretty lips than in
all the orat0ry that has fallen from
thsn.-New York Press.
, 1902-05-29

He was a good little boy. and he
lived not many miles from Boston.
He never d~isobeyed his mother. new
er called her names when her orders
were not his wishes. and he had the
face Of an angel. Next door lived lit
tie Rosy. a girl who proved the prov
erb about small pitchers. One day
Harry was allowed to go over to play
with Rosy. but with strict orders not
to take off his Lat and coat to go into
the house. if Rosy could not come out
into the yard.
Rosy couldn't come ont. but would
not Harry take off his things and play
inside? Harry quoted sadly his
mothers injunction.
Your mamma is a silly" said Rosy
GROSSLY.
Harry went home and told his
mother what Rosy had said. She Is
a very naughty little girl" his mother
declared. you must never say such
a word"
mo. mamma. won't" said the
dntiful Harry.
A few days later he was again for
hidden to do something which he
greatly desired to do. Mamma" said
he, lifting to hers his angelic face.
'do you remember what Rosy said
about you?"
, 1902-05-29
Va. son.wh.. Pu..li.x.

A stranger in the locality was trav-
ersing the lower section of the city in
search OF a small street. Coming to
one which he thought might be the
one he was looking for, and seeing no
sign, he asked a passer-by:
What streets this?"
Watts street." was the reply.
What street,"
Yes: Watts street."
This street"
"Yes, this street. Isn't this the
street you're talking about?"
Yes! what's the name Of 1T"
Watts street"
What street? You blasted idiot,
this alley that you Philadelphians call
a street, you escaped lunatic. What's
the name of it,"
I'm a stranger down here, and l
asked you the name of this street.
and"
And 1 told you" (pointing to the
blue enameled sign). Watts street.
The strangers back was to the sign
and he had not seen 1t. He then pro-
posed drinks at the corner.-Philadel-
phia Times.
, 1902-05-29
PROOF OF THE mookesY OF LIFE

John ID. Rockefeller, Despite His Mil
lions, Il Not - Re Eavisd-
Dare Nature has a way Of striking
. ba'-' g. The law of compensation
the adding to for every taking
away: the taking away for every gift
still remains a trick of fortune.
John d. Rockefeller commands the
services of hundreds of thousands oil
e He has millions upon millions
and the power to possess anything On
earth which money can buy. Yet he
must live OF toast, not being able t.
digest a square meal. and all his mil
lions cannot make even one hair grow
where n hair grew before. He can
not smoke. though he could afford &c
pay 100000 apiece for his cigars. an.
could light them with thousand doliar
bills. He can AFFORD to pay fabulous
prices for rare old wines and he can
not drink a glass of beer. With the
p0we to make the brightest things in
the world glitter about him every
night, he must go to | at 10 O'Clock.
Worth 4 thousand .---..ons, he cannot
afford to eat a sausage. Life is full
of irony.--New York Press.
, 1902-05-29
SIGNS OF LOVE.

It Is said q man is in love with a
woman:
II he is perfectly willing to do any
thing she may ask, no matter what
sort of an idiot 1t makes him appear.
II he Is able to tell without refer
enoe to notes what dress she wore last
week, and also able to describe the
color and design Of her hat.
II he'll wear anything Il the line OF
haberdashery which she may see d
to buy or make for him With her ow,
kAAds. a
II he stands around al balls and par
vss with q look Of unmitigated gloom
kooding owe his beetling brow, and
follswing with his yes her every
movement with a sort Of doglike az
preston he is either in love or his
liver u out Of order.
II he 10 willing to remain mp until
dawn for the privilege OF eseorting her
ho0s from . dance his case 10 hope
lsas. Although. Of course. no may b
. night waterman BY profession or .
victim %. insomnia.
, 1902-05-29
ANY NUMBER oFANTu.FArPEopLE

ANY NUMBER OF ANTI-FATPEOPlE
The anti-flesh people are mighty
scarce. When 1t comes to losing good
solid flesh from any cause there Is a
general protest. Losing flesh means
weakness. nervousness, lack Of ambi-
ton, loss of confidence, and a pale, sal
low, OF yellow complexion. Then comes
sickness with the pain and misery. as
well as the worry Of expense and doc
tor bills. Persons who realize that they
are losing flesh would do well to act
In time, SO as to avoid the coming
weakness. The food they eat wants to
be turned into strong, rich blood. this
makes solid flesh and muscle and the
best medicine for this is DR.. Gums
Blood and Nerve Tonic,t to tablet to take
after meals. People who have used
this Tonic tell us that they have gained
from 1 to 3 lbs. per week, of good solid
flesh and of course constantly gained
in health and strength. This Tonic is
sold by all druggists for rs cts. per
box, or 8 boxes for $500, or sent post
paid on receipt q price. Write us
about any weakness you may have;
perhaps the advice we give you may be
all you need, this costs you nothing.
Address, DIR. Gum Philadelphia, Pa.
For sale by Frank H. Eggleston and A.
H. Cordiner. druggists. Laramie, Wyo.
, 1902-05-29
THEY STAND FOR SOCIALISM.

2 The labor conventions in Denver
aeo1 70 be resolving themselves into
'socialistic love-feasts. Eugene v. Debs
10 there from the east and Edward
Royce 10 there from the west. Both
are rampant socialists and both repre-
sent the most extreme ideas in rela-
tion to 1.-The political power and duty Of
the ~psdsNA Dsps ~as me Leader
'of the American Railway Union 1894
and the conservation people Of this
nation behave t. him MAS due the ter
sible rtots wtachspeeprrsd in the city
Y Cbicaoo. Nj. noyes = more raAtcal
'thaA Dds. ara was in charge of the
RiAers' union Of Idaho at the
ttNs Of the bloody riots At Wardner.
WAA such terrible destruction Of pro
NDss wa caused BY the expiosion Of
Aynanits. There II danger that the
, 1902-05-29
WITH THE SA0ES.

The first great gift we can bestow on
others Is a good example.-Morell.
He who loses his conscience has
nothing left worth keeping.-Isaak
Walton.
An1iction Is the heaviest soil that
patience has to furrow, but 1t Is also
the nos fruitful.-James Buckham.
That only which we have within can
we see without. II we meet no gods
1t Is because we harbor none.-Emer-
son.
He who tells a lie is not sensible
how great q task he undertakes. for he
must be forced to invent twenty more
to maintain one.-Alexander Pope.
We get knowledge by losing what
We hoped for. and liberty by losing
what we loved. But this world is a
segment and 1t will be rounded pres
emily to our complete satisfaction
Mrs. Browning.
That 10 4 good day in which you
make some one happy. 1t Is astonish-
ing how little it takes to make one
happy. Feel that the day Ia wasted
in which you have not succeeded in
this.-T. Dewitt Talmage.
You ind yourself refreshed by the
presence Of cheerful people; why
not make earnest efforts to confer
that pleasure OF others? You will
ind half the battle Is gained II you
will eve allow yourself to say any
thing gloomy.-Lydia M. Child.
II IL to you. ye workers. who do al
ready work, and are ~ grown men.
noble and honorable in . sort, that the
whole world calls for new work and
nobleness. Subdue mutiny, discord
widespread despair, by manfulness,
justice, mercy and wisdom.-Carlyie.
, 1902-05-29
GIRLS WISE WORDS.
MEMBsaS OF A KENTUCKY SUICIDE
CLUB REeUkED.
Morbid Young Mon Plsdgsd to SELF
Destruction In the Event of Thsir
FroRen of Marriage Bstsg Rejected
ADVISED to Move to TsnnsssSs.

A suicide club was formed recently
by ten young men OF Compton. KY,
with this law as a basis: We do
solemnly agree to use every effort TO
secure wives. but in the event that we
are rejected when We propose to a
girl we will commit suicide by jump
ing on a cliff"
A similar band vas formed In the
same community a few years ago. but
1t was not known until a man named
John Collie: was found one morning
swinging to a tree with a copy OF the
bylaws in his pocket.
The organization of the new club
has called forth letters of protest from
women in that part Of the south, but
Miss Claudia v. Dess of Nashville has
written one that has attracted much
attention. She endeavors to dissuade
the young men from what she calls "a
cowardly and dishonorable act" which
will 'injure none but your own ego
~tistical selves" and bring but a days
notoriety to the victim. She says,
writing to the president of the club:
do you know how much the world
will miss you? Go to the seashore,
take from the beach one grain of sand.
! The vacant space left behind will tell
the story far better than | how much
you will be missed.
Therefore. turn your thoughts into
another channel. for no man with any
true nobility of soul can aver make
himself a slave to any woman's "a
price. Washington Irving said:
Love Is never lost. II not reciprocal
ed 1t will flow back and soften the
heart The Bible says: No self
murderer car ever enter the kingdom
of God Why don't you ten young
men fear God and know no other
fear? - .
Abraham Lincoln was Tilted in his
young manhood. Did he sacrifice him
self? No; the disappointment only
inspired him to more noble deeds. In
after years when the world rang with
praise Of his valor. his old sweet
heart produced the only letter he had
ever written her. She was then tho
squalid wife of q laborer. She had
refrigerated; Lincoln had assembled
step by step until he reached the star
ry heights of fame. Who can calcu-
late the influence her scornful rejec-
ton had upon his mind? 1t sowed the
seeds of discomfort with himself which
only spurred him on. Such was his
fortune.
History tells US that Byron wa
scorned by a beautiful girl he loved.
He had a crippled foot. One night he
overheard her make some heartless al
fusion to his defect. 1t SO enraged
him that, rushing from the house he
ran a mile. When he stopped he
vowed he would live to make her re-
greet her words. In after years when
'Childe Harold was given to the
world. who can fathom her thoughts?
This was a noble revenge. Think OF
a man made in the image of his Crea-
tor killing himself because a woman
refuses to marry him! Any person who
takes his own life-the greatest of all
GRIN es-is a subject for a lunatic asy-
lum A woman who delights in tan
ming into white heat the flames OF
jealousy, rage, revenge and despair is
not ht to become the partner of his
Joys and sorrows."
She suggested a trip to Tennessee
to meet girls Of warmer hearts. II they
had bad luck In their own state.
, 1902-05-29
Latest Revision Of M,n,oo Lawn.

o.
The Republican has completed the
publication OF a neat and convenient
pamphlet containing the mining laws
4 Wyoming and of the United States
together with the regulations thereun.
Ter. This work Ii the latest and only
work of the kind published and con
tains the laws in affect January LIST,
1902. The laws are arranged in con,
senient pocket form. fully indexed and
are q ready reference for anyone inter.
ested in mining. Copies may be lad at
The Republican once for the small
sum of 40 cents
In addition to this pocket edition Of
the mining laws. The Republican can
furnish almost any form Of mining
blank desired, including location no
tice. placer location notice, proof OF
labor. mining deed, bond. lease the op-
ton.
, 1902-05-29
WiT, WISDOM AND PHy.

A sure remedy for diyOrce-don't
get married.
Bungling sympathy Is worse than
positive abuse.
Never judge = widow by the length
Of her crepe veil.
his maker-himseIf.
Wives. beware OF widows-husbands
are not all hre-proof.
There are two his in matrimony-
heaven-and. oh. guess?
Don't always follow your mothers
example when you fall in love.
Some women love like a clam in high
water; others like 4 clam on Ice.
Man Ii the noblest work OF God, but
lots of them need revising and edit
ing.
A girl who marries for love and
nothing else generally gets nothing
else.
II some dead men could see their
widows 1t would take the conceit out
Of a corpse.
A man who is everybody's friend is
nobOdy's friend. and has n powerful
enemy--himself.
Don't think you know 1t all. There
are lots of people In this world who
could make you look like 4 stale bar
gain counter.
A newspaper woman is the luckiest
woman on earth. She can say all that
she wants to without being called
down by another m
Some women are living interroga-
ton points, other exclamations-pity
old electricians neglected to invent
curiosity points and crOss-grained
points.-kate Thyson Mari.
, 1902-05-29
Like . Drowning Man..

Five years ago q disease. dyspepsia.
took such a hold of me that I could
scarcely 60" writes George 8. Marsh,
well known attorney Of Nocona, Tex.
Il took quantities Of medicines but
nothing helped me. As drowning
man grabs at q straw l grabbed e 10.
dol. Il felt an Improvement at once
and after a few bottles am sound and
WE'LL" Kodol exactly reproduces the
natural digestive juices and conss-
quently dfsests any good food and
cures any form Of stomach trosble.
Laramie Drug Co.