The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1902-12-02
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Wen dc possum's hangin' rine 80,
De fros' had teehed de simmons d., y rs, ae boa
Dat dis nigguh's swine tub ca. low
An dis worl' seem mighty SWEEP
An dis nigguh's glad he's Twin -. !,
Des some yalluh yam puhtatahs lav;,,
Mistuh Postum in de midde-ab'Il !. 'Vun,
Des de sizzlin' OBJ de grease : O0uu
Brings dis nigguh's conscience n....,
An dey ain no Music lax dat luviy ,o,.,,
HOW 1T HAPPENED.
why" said the clerk leaning ov.-
and reading, Joseph NJ. NJ. NJ. M,rss.n ,ess-
York what's the M. NJ. NJ. fot;s saai' Nv
Merely TO show" replied the ,,...u-
that the minister who christened m. ss,.,.a na
A Missouri farmer named Dus. $500.
$40 note to $4,000. Dust was 10y t'lsi
for the dust but the note was turned , as ~
prosecuting attorney who made Dust dr., "
MI FRACIlCING
ooh" he said I'm fond OF walkip,
And there's simply no use baking
You should exercise philosophy to bear q.
and muss." 1A
Then he struck slippery siding
And when he had finished sliding
He had sidetrscked his philosophy to eu., ],
cuss and cuss. ~
and had constructed magnificent msrbl. :.
cophagus which weighs eight tons If ,b,t.
any such thing as style in ssIcophasi d, j
mirsl will be dead in it. "
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While Hobson was Iecturiug in an os.r
theater DR.. Mary Walker walked down !. \.
bravery as Hobson's has its Limitations and /,
refused.
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OUT OF SEASON.
! Thy locks are tawpy, dear. as gold,
And slunlbrous are thine eyes
Such eyes as in the days Of old
SpurTed knights to high emprise.
! How I would love to have those orb,
/ In loving rest on me
Their evry look each thought sbsorbs,
But yet it can not bel
Not that doubt my strength to win
Thy high regard to me;
But must pause e'er begin
The siege whose prize is thee.
I'd like TO draw thee near, and us,r,
And feel thy thrilling touch
But, oh, dear heart, this time Of year
These sweethearts cost too much.
That colored person who threw steer BY III
ing its nose in his teeth must be afflicted vti
the same sort OF taste as the old woman VIZ
kissed the cow.--EIoiisios Post
Yet there must be some difference ID he &c
OF throwing a steer by biting his nose and bis
ing a bleat gatle Jersey cow.--Trisit5 CeTp
Press.
AS we have never kissed "blest sat.s us
you can't prove 1t by US. However, wed de y
fore we'd expose our ignorance by asking v'r
it is.
Commend US to the man who has eonvsicr,
Texas Fruit and Truck Journal.
There's Patrick and Virgil Gallaher each VIII
: one to his discredit.
The manufacturers of booze tablets tiu
struck snag. Verify, the man with vhl;g
thirst has a mighty rough road to travel On wv
, mundane wbirligig-Gydrd S1line San.
Ever try the gold cure JUDI
There IS one thing the t1eIdIu mts"Ss ~.
tinctly understood it is not thankful ict 'u ~
and that is the condition OF Main snse. ~
Herald is ashamed OF it and the city sunin''A'
ton ought to he-DentSoH Herald.
Ought to be what?
Harry Norman, a linotype machine opsiamt !.
Houston got two fingers cut OFT IN nlssaa.
terday. Even the innocent typesenns NEE
= il seems is about as dangerous as QUIZ NV
/ Bolton Meas.
1t partakcs of the power of the press
The Houston carnival brought in ms aS,-
and the hotels and merchants went tnious'
--Hartsvilie Post-Item. ...;. -,.c,
And in every instance gave them tn'N DS's
. worth.
d Too bad that the president did not se' nyT
at bar while down in ole Mississp, n +
come to Texas we will guarantee he can y
crack at old bruin and we'll promise 10. w.
: vite him to a badger fight while n'i''T
c Don't promise that. lust think WA VIAL, n n
e would be to see Teddy and a exas UA's
ciously grinning in each other ia''''
It Texas will soon have to enter SUIT -, ss' Nh,
I. great nackers-so as to enforce the Jaw " III
" Shipping venison. Ham aud bacon a'e ~
a MI? The above paragraph was found on the COW
desk, author unknown.-Ahee EeHo. q, blss
You should have sent TO hous'O"
y hounds.
. STATE PRESS OPINIONS
IS .. The Fort Worth Telegram fa lt4 Nj h
'e SAYS that Texas should have so0l
the St. Louis exposition