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The suburban citizen., 1902-11-22

Jam sure Piso's Cure for Consumption saved
my life three years ago.-MRs. THOMAS RoB-
BINS, Maple St., Norwich N. Y, Feb. II, 1900.
The suburban citizen., 1902-11-22

A man looks anything but merry when
the laugh is on him.
The suburban citizen., 1902-11-22

By taking thorough course of Rheuma-
eide you rid your system of the poisons
that cause rheumatism. A permanent cure
is the result, 1t is the standard rheumatic
remedy, laxative and tonic. At Druggists.
The suburban citizen., 1902-11-22

There are a good many "also rams in
the human race.
The suburban citizen., 1902-11-22

1t takes a steamer week to 60 down
the Russian River Volga from the point
CanÌƒon City record. [volume] (CanÌƒon City, Colo.) 1883-192?, 1902-07-03

Mr. W. Prtt Ridge tells Ia the Eng
llsh Illustrated that the best rcpartcc
he ever encountered was I'm the gal
Icry Of n thrat"r An extremely stout,
good tempered woman contrived 10
wedge herself into n space that would
have accommodated Q person OF ordi.
nary siz" 10 the uncouccalcd annoy.
nncr Of smnrtiy dressed youth next
70 her She began Ia peel an orange.
and the youth. with gesture OF com
pirini. reno cd his silk hat fussily TO
n safer position,
81 suppose" said the good tempered
woman. that you'd rather have had
gentleman sitting by the side Of you.
sir wouldn't youT'
The youth replied snnppIshly In the
affirmative.
"Ah." said the woman tboughtfully.
$50 would IT,
CanÌƒon City record. [volume] (CanÌƒon City, Colo.) 1883-192?, 1902-07-03
no.nd res. In square Holes.

A great deal OF misdirected effort in
this blunderlng world Is due TO the fact
that people are compelled to engage in
work which they dislike, when just
around the corner, so TO speak, is work
which they might love. Ambitious par.
ents decree That the lad who would
make painter, whose eye for color
and form is true or whose soul responds
and fingers thrill to the vibrating
chords of melody. shall instead enter
counting room and be apprenticcd TO n
bu ness for which he has no aptitude.
similarly. II boy who would succeed
In farming or in the carpenters shop
ia destined to a liberal profession and
compelled 10 undergo long course OF
training for this, which. owing to his
lacIs OF fitness. Is almost abortlvc in Its
results. Half the futures and defeats
IN life may be attributed TO the placing
of the round peg In the square hole.
Men and women are forced TO work at
that which they dislike aid which does
not enlist their highest powers.7-Har-
pcr's Bazar,
CanÌƒon City record. [volume] (CanÌƒon City, Colo.) 1883-192?, 1902-07-03

An English paper tells a story Of
some chIldren's tbeatricals. A party OF
children were giving n little drama Of
their own. in which courtships and
weddings played II leading part In the
plot. While the play was In progress
one of the grownups went behind the
scenes and found very small girl sit.
ting In the cornc,.
why are you left outT" he asked.
Aren't you playing tooT'
"Oh. Is not left out" came the reply.
"I's the baby waiting to he borncd."
CanÌƒon City record. [volume] (CanÌƒon City, Colo.) 1883-192?, 1902-07-03

During a performance at one Of the
london thcatcrs u man and his wife
had 10 quarrel on the stage. the won.
an in rage Of jealousy. the man try
ing TO persuade her that she was too
suspicious and too passionate. Both
were acting with great spirit when the
wife moved her arm too near the cal.
die. and her muslin dress was In flames
In an instant. Both actors kept their
hends. however, The husband cxtin-
gulshcd the fire and. proceeding With
his part. interpolntcd:
"You gee. my dear. | was right You
nre ready 10 flare up at the least thing"
CanÌƒon City record. [volume] (CanÌƒon City, Colo.) 1883-192?, 1902-07-03

An old dnrlsy who was fearful OF be
ing buried alive left these final instruc-
tions:
"Atter my time come icmme stay cz
long ez possible. Don't make de flu.
neral scrmont too long. kaze dat'll
make me sleep only de sounder; but
blow de dinner hon over me. Ef dat
don't wake me. I is sho' gonc!"-At.
Ip nth Constitutions
CanÌƒon City record. [volume] (CanÌƒon City, Colo.) 1883-192?, 1902-07-03

Printers Ink undertakes TO explain
why the newspaper is the foremost and
unrivalcd medium Of publicity. 1T
can be said Of no other medium" It af.
firms. shat 1t goes everywhere and Is
read by everybody. A certain few only
read the biilboards. the street car and
steamboat cards. etc. but the newspa-
per goes into every home and is the one
supreme source OF Information"
CanÌƒon City record. [volume] (CanÌƒon City, Colo.) 1883-192?, 1902-07-03
A SCRAP OF PAPER

can tell long story sometimes.
The paper that tells our story
best is the writing paper stored
upon our shelves. 1t is of the
best quality and of the greatest
variety. Pads and tablets from
the smallest to legal cap size.
Envelopes to fit any size paper
at prices to fit any sized pocket
book. We are making a special
display of box papers. Our
books can tell little story
about us too. Read them and
they will tell it in good firm
tones.
CanÌƒon City record. [volume] (CanÌƒon City, Colo.) 1883-192?, 1902-07-03

said the angry father 'ilnt iast year
my daughter spent Sl.iTb un her dress.
"Ycs, am said the young man
hrmly. = advised her to do 1t over
year ago. when we nrst became Gu
Gagged
CanÌƒon City record. [volume] (CanÌƒon City, Colo.) 1883-192?, 1902-07-03
We Entered the Race.

Take Laxative Bromo Quine Tablets.
All druggists refund the money if it
fails to cure. f. W. Grove sigma
ure is on eac. box. 25c.
CanÌƒon City record. [volume] (CanÌƒon City, Colo.) 1883-192?, 1902-07-03

Prof. John F. Myers will give les
sons on the piano to limited number
of pupils. Terms reasonable. 416
Macon. "a.
CanÌƒon City record. [volume] (CanÌƒon City, Colo.) 1883-192?, 1902-07-03

is what our ice cream freezers
are. For lovers of frozen dain-
ties there is nothing like a
Frezo ice cream freezer. They
are inexpensive, clean and eco
nonical, easy to work and will
freeze your cream in ten min
utes. The most delightful des-
serts OF frozen custards, ices,
sherbets, etc, can be made in a
short time when you have a
Frezo freezer
WATSON & BANCROFT
$40 Main 81
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1902-04-15
Bad For Laredo.

The Mexican Herald of last We'd
uesday says:
The Mexican National railroad
is considering the convenience of
removing its shops and yards from
Laredo, Iexas, to Monterey, where
the National aud International
tracks unite. In the present shops
at Laredo, $50 employees aud Oper
htives 6ud daily employment. aud
the weekly payroll exceeds s., 900.
The removal Of the shops To Mon
terey implies the removal Of ihrse
men with their families, say at least
2, 500 persons, ut the same time.
aud the disbursement OF the payroll
there instead of Laredo.
IL carried out, this move would
cause a serious loss to Laredo
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1902-04-15
Bouquet for John Garner

ANOoIoON AOA OON1 LeAA hCAe
Claridge's Stock Farmer is one
OF the most independent aud out
aud out say-what-you-think papers
ever turned out by a press in Tex
as. Claridge has a way OF looking
right into men and things~and Of
telling just what he sees there,
which makes one know that he
means just what he says. Hence
his unqualified support OF Judge
john n. Garner for congress il
very gratifying to the latters
friends. IL was in n recent NUN.
Der of Claridge's Stock Farmer
that the following paragraph WAS
published:
Judge j. n. Garner of Uvalde
county, candidate for Congress in
the Rio Grsude district, made
record 10 the LegiSlssurs which
entities his candidacy to favorable
consideration at the hands of the
people OF his district. Between
the gang who want to turn Texas
over, bound aud gagged, to the
trusts, and the other extreme,
desiring to tie Texas up till she
can't squawk, Judge Garner
maintained a safe middle ground
Ahead OF anybody out in his DIS
trict against him, the StOck-Fsrmer
backs him to win. De is as bright
as a dollar, as full of fight as a
boar shOat, hOmely enough to
scare q "kiote" out Of Cameron
county, and withal a safe, sober,
stresk in him which
will help him make so able, iu-
huentisl representative Of Texas
and bis district in Congress.
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1902-04-15
TEXAS NOT ES

A ihirteen-year old boy fell into
a val of bniling water in a San An.
tonic soap factory, and died the
next day.
The Galvpstou Business League
has appealed To congress Ia prevent
the Schrmr Of storing enormous
quantities of Indian rice at ST.
Thomas to be brought to- the Unit
ed States duty free on the anneIa-
ton of the Danish islands.
Texas rivers will be included 10
the government sffort to sIter.
inmate water hyaceuths.
Perry Hull, n prominent Chicago
capitalist, died at B-aumont FRI
day.
IL has been found that pipe lines
carrying oil from the oil wells at
Beaumont, are bring cIogged by de-
posits.
The town OF Franklin has adopt
ed the lOcaI option law, and the
five saloons there will close on the
18th. inst.
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1902-04-15


In Is Charged by New Orleans
press correspondents thar the in-
VestigstiOR ordered by President
Roosevelt in regard to the alleged
British recruiting station near
there 10 = insre farce, and that
Beers or others who would testify
sgaiHst the British are frozen out
by the chilly reception given
them, while British officers are
"plsRty heap" welcome, when
they appear before the invsstiga-
tsrs. The.president has probably
detailed some OF the McEnery
dozen Of ofice holders on that job.
The British sfiicers are doubtless
regsling the investigators with
humm's extra dry, or using some
other means to induce the official
white brush brush to obliterste
she charges against them.
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1902-04-15

THE president has returned IN
safety to Washington from his
visit to the Charleston exposition.
While the guest of South CsrOliDs
he was treated with the highest
considerations, and received every
attention that courtesy would de-
mADd from any people for their
highest executive officer. Thus the
RalIsut Palmetto State has proven
itself faithful to the traditional
southern chIvalry aud worthy OF the
confidence and esteem of the nation,
despite the rude defiance offered
the president by her lieutenant
governor.
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1902-04-15

Is a bombshell which
GrOsveDor, tho veteran
publican, exploded in his
camp, when he warned the
bg republicans in congress, in
Ibis speech Of Thursday last, that
Il they think the present tariff
schedules are to be for ever de-
Tended. they may as we'll prepare
te retire to private life. Our friends
the enemy are beginning to get
down OF the high tariff perch.
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1902-04-15


ANOTHER hero OF the COnfeder-
acy has answered ad sum to the
dual roll call, aud gone to "rest
undsr the shade of the trees" be-
you'd the river which divides the
land Of the living from the home
of the departed. General Wade
Hampton waS. Ous Of the bravest and
greatest Of the men who devoted
heart aud fortune to the lost cause.
dc was the hero OF many great bat
ties, aud was idolized by his follow
prs. Many q tear will be shed for
his passing by the men in gray,
whose fast thinning ranks still
stand together in love aud reverence
for the conquered banner, and for
those who fought with them
through that long and bitter death
struggle.
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1902-04-15

G. c. Clemens, of Topeka,
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1902-12-07

my friend" said Mr.. Cathcart. 'I want
to have a word with you"
"Twinty." said Mike. good humoredly.
IL have ridden three days and nights I'm
the car with this little girl. I am a child
less old man and rich. very rich 1 will give
you thousand dollars-ten thousand, if
you will let me have your chance to adopt
her.
The rough old Texan looked long and
earnestly into the face of the stranger. then
into that of the child, and then into the
strangers again. He shook his head kind
ly, but firmly.
I'm sorry for yez. pardner," he said,
but tin thousand. nor twinty, won't buy
her. IT'S me Bridget that wants her.
She's dying by inches of heart-sickness.
and it's to take the place OF her Kathleen
that this little shpalpeen has come"
His kind Irish heart had interpreted the
emotions OF the old man accurately and
generously. and he gave him his hand
The stranger shook it, but tears Of regret
filled his eyes.
WELL" he said. another dream has
taken wings. How I could have loved her!
1t is a sad blow"
II believe yez." said Mike.
Just then the conductor called, "All
aboard" and the bell rang.
Goodbye. Little Saint Sunshine, good
bye" the old man said. his lips quiver-
ing and his throat choking.
Dolly sprang into his outstretched arms
and covered his face with his kisses.
There are some things money can't
buy" he said as he gave her back to her
new friend.
"Ye're right I've found that out me
ownself." said Mike, and looked up in as
constituent to see head out of every win
dow in the car and to hear twenty voices
crying. Goodbye. Dolly! Goodbye. Lit
tie Saint Sunshine! God bless your
CTo Be Continued Next Sunday)
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her welfare One touch of nature had
made this car-world kin. In the genial
atmosphere Dollys spirits revived. She
forgot her approximations. The shower of
April tears had blown away. The sunny
face was now wreathed in smiles.
''And so your name is Dolly Beardsley?"
the lady asked.
''Yeth mann; but my papa always called
me thomething elthe."
'.And what was that?"
Little Thaint Thunshine."
Little Saint Sunshine echoed the old
man, who was still having trouble with his
nasal organ.
girl.
Little Saint Sunshine" echoed the
woman.
"And so you are going on a very long
journey, are you. Little Saint Sunshine? ''
the old man now asked leaving the corner
Of his handkerchief sticking out of his
pocket within easy reach in case of emer-
gency.
1.-THE going to Texath.'' Dolly said.
"And where is Texas, my dear?' he in
ouired with sort of serio-comic sense OF
the pathos in her inevitable answer.
"Oh, it'll jeth to Texath," she replied
"And is that your little muff and boar?
the woman asked.
"Thith it'll my little puthy-cat and thith
is my little thkirl."
Your little what?'' inquired the old gen.
tleman.
my little thkirl."
"Oh, a squirrel?'
''Yeth, thkirl. and I've dot dolly in my
thatchel: but I'm not to play with it until
tomorrow, tauthe I'll get tired"
land have you had your supper" asked
the young girl.
"Oh, yeth, 1 had bwead and milk and
peacheth and cweam.'
Are you going to sleep in this carp
said the old gentleman.
"Yeth, I'm going to thleep on a thelph
I don't know where that thelph it'll; bu
they juth let it down and put curtainth III
in front of it and make little tent and
juth get inthide of it and go to thleep
What do you think of that?"
"Oh, / think that is grand" said the ole
gentleman. gazing down into the big, mar
Yelling eyes with vague wish that h
might look out once more upon the worlC
with such sensation of wonder.
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went down and sob came from her such
as would have broken heart Of stone.
This little tragedy did not pass unnoticed-
Among the travellers who had been watch
ing 1t with more than a passing interest
were an old. gray-haired man. woman
dressed in mourning and young girl who
seemed to be her daughter.
At sight of the little maiden's tears all
three sprang to comfort her. The old gen.
tleman and the young lady instinctively
gave way to the mother and while she
took Dolly into her arms. they dropped into
the seat opposite. ready to supplement her
efforts at consolation if any were needed.
She folded the child to her heart and let
her sob. Such grief thank God. is brief
In a few moments the sobs diminished
and the tear-stained face looked out upon
its new environment.
The lady now removed the hat and the
little ulster. thus exposing to view the
shipping tag of this precious piece of living
freight.
The bright eyes of the young girl de-
ciphered the legend and she read ii aloud.
God bless my soul!' said the old gen.
tIeman, taking a very large silk handker-
chief from the pocket in his coat skirt and
blowing a loud blast from large nose
which became suddenly very red.
Within a few moments the facts about
the child had been accurately conjectured
and quietly telegraphed down both sides of
the car; and dozen passengers instantly
became the sworn friends of the little waif
who had just launched her bark upon the
sea of life, alone.
A general rivalry sprang up among them
to see who could do the most for her. They
forgot their own sorrows in solcitude for
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1902-12-07

What time do you go to bed. dariing7l
asked the lady.
Five. thix. Uneven o'clock" she replied.
looking up into the calm, sweet face with
an expression of alteration.
''And may put you to bed?''
"The superintendent thaid that the por-
ter would put me to bed. He'th that black
man! 1 don't know what makth him
black. 1 gueth tha'th paint"
II gueth it ith.' said the old gentleman,
laughing heartily. While the young girl
leaned over and kissed the lisping lips.
II shall ask him if he will let me do that.
Would you like to have me? / have put
little girls to bed very often" said the lady.
''Yeth. nam. l love 90, she said.
"And don't you love me?" said the old
gentleman, lifting his eyebrows and max
| ing sad mouth.
Then there appeared a faint flash of the
woman that was yet to be.
II love dat lady" she said, looking CO.
quettishy from under eyebrows and point
ing al the college girl.
This was heavy blow to the old fellow,
who Immediately put UP his hands and be-
gan to cry.
"Oh, yeth. love co. too" she said. STEP
ping to the floor and trying to pull his
hands away. Don't cry, don't cry
He was very easily pacified. and taking
her up into his arms, gave her his keys
his eyeglasses and even his watch to play
with.
1t was now getting dark and the porter
mindful of his commission, came to prepare
her berth.
well, honey" he said kindly, "we'se
gwine to make dis bed now and put you in
| Is you all ready?'
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1902-12-07
EAU DE COLOGNE.
Invented About 200 Years Ago by an
Italian Priest.
Rome Corresponding Pail Mall Gazette.


Rome Correspondence Pail Mall Gazette.
How many of those who use eau de CO.
logne, from Cologne, daily. one might al
most say hourly, are aware OF the fact
that IL was invented by an Italian and not
by son of the fatherland which gives it
name?
Almost 300 years ago an Italian priest,
every authentic bottle. eked out his
modest fortune by selling perfumery. little
art objects. ana so on, at Domodossola- In
17o2. happening to be in Cologne. and maxi
ing use OF some OF the finest vegetable pro-
auctions of the country. he discovered the
secret of the miraculous perfume, which
has never been revealed 10 this day, except
TO his descendants He soon devoted him
so satisfactory that. needing help in its
manufacture, he had his brother and
nephew join him from Italy.
The increasing fame OF the water brought
increasing difficulties of rivalry. New firms.
who stole his name, his trade marks.
stamps and so on. sprang up like mush-
rooms. but they could not steal his secret.
The difficulty OF the name they overcame
by importing peasant from Italy, who de-
clared his name was Farina, and made him
head of the firm One OF the distinctive
marks of the true Farina cologne are the
words Opposite Julich Platz." The spuri-
Gus manufactories come as near as possible:
Juich Platz. or opposite" a platz with q
somewhat similar name.
These maneuvers, OF course. In the lapse
of years have had their effect so that half
of the cologne bought In the city OF its
birth is not made according 10 Glovan Ma
ria's receipts. In buying your cologne al
ways look for opposite Julich Plata
Those are the magic words which will en-
able you 10 breathe your cologne as the old
| fatherland and the enrichment OF his adopt
] ed country.
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ones heart was saddened The vice pres
ident was the most inconsolable of all, and
he had formed plan, the execution Of
which he had determined to attempt
The whistle blew. The black porter came
for her baggage. The train conductor and
the sleeping car conductor came to ofrer
their services. All the passengers crowded
around to say goodbye.
Goodbye, Little Saint Sunshine; good
bye. goodbye" they cried.
"Dood-bye, everybody" she said putting
up her little red lips.
The lady and her daughter were crying,
when the good vice president took up Little
Sunshine, carried her out the platform
and set her down.
She had her dolly in her arms and gazed
around with childish wonder. The porter
placed her satchel and basket beside her.
The vice president tightly held her hand.
The station stood In the midst Of a vast
prairie. There were a few wretched build
ing scattered about. dozen loafers leaned
against the walls. A few cowboys stalked
stif1y up and down the platform and a
group of Indians looked stolidly at the en-
CINE and the cars.
Good Lord! Is this little child to be trans
planted into some home to be tyrannized
over by one of these brutal wretches?" said
the vice president to himself
Just then he noticed a man Of gigantic
stature, clad in a loose corduroy suit. a
sombrero on the back of his head, his great
mop of red hair and beard radiating like
beams from the sun, long horsewhip in
his hands, looking eagerly about him.
IF that's the man he'll not find this little
two-foot midget by looking six feet into the
air." thought the vice president, GROSSLY.
"Are you looking for this little girl?
he asked. leading Dolly toward him. The
giant bent down as a citizen of Brobding-
nag might have done. gazed into the space
below him and beheld the tiny little crea-
ture hugging her dolly tight to her heart
and looking wonderingly upward.
81 reckon / am, stranger" he answered
in a stentorian voice. and, STOPPING down
he lifted Dolly high In the air.
She sat perched on his arm like a gold
finch on the limb of an oak, and looked tim
idly into his great leonine countenance.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1902-12-07

Would be to press upon your lips kiss:
Around your slender waist TO place my arm.
And yielding TO loves indefinable charm,
To feel your soft arms stealing round my
neck.
And see a smile OF love your features deck7
How soon the prize / longed for would be
mine
I dared not dream, and you would give no
sigh,
And yet. one eve, when stars above shons
fair,
Your heart was won. while / was scarce
o, fool was I. to think a fieeting kiss,
A fond embrace, the source OF any bliss!
'Tis not one kiss-the knowledge now In
mine
Suffice this, but only PRIME or nine!
HYPERION.
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ANSWERS.

34S.-1. Cap-size. ?. Insure. 8. Stubborn.
4. Vouch-safe.
BAL. Imposer. 2. Composer. g. Expo
ser. 4. Supposer. 5. Opposer. 6. Trans
poser. Z. Deposer. s. Disposer.
s45.-Rhinestone Grimes tone)
346.-L, lu, lum, lump. plum.
SE.-A gnome had 19s gems: a fairy, 2ss
flowers. Each gnome gave each fairy Q
gems; each fairy gave each gnorne l3
flowers. A fairy would receive altogether
III gems; a gnome would receive III
flowers. Each gnome gave away 81 gems.
and. therefore, kept III; each fairy gave
away 16s flowers and kept III. Thus, after
the exchange. they all had like stones
34S.-Preposterous purposes
349.-Flesh, shelf