New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1902-10-11


which fairly selected without special search
for the unusual and the difficult. The comment Of
Professor Clark on the showing is: AS long
the word method Of spelling Is taught In the public
schools Just long will boys and girls enter col
lege unable 10 spell correctly"
HALLELUIA JINGLE.
Rabbi fSos,I IN e, 6 s s5i9 ,T,- patch.
Bees ia Dc heegum
H.din in De honey.
Oh Mister Good Times
Don hear YOU hummin
'Crar Dc way Its break O. day
Don't hear you hummin.
Cotton in de ginhouse.
Dress my love in calico
Apern fun honey.
oh Mister Good Times.
Don't I hear you hummin.
Oar de- way It's break o, day
Don't you hear me comm,
The lapldary skinnng a pearl according To-
The Philadelphia Record He had gloves OF
very delicate sort Of kid and the glasses that h.
wore had lenses Of such great magnifying power
that his eyes. through them. looked as big sau-
Gers. i gloves" he said because the hands
Terspire freely In this work and Precipitation has
often been known discoIor pearls. This stone
WAS injured by the accidental dropping ON il of
some acid. The disaster discolored II. YOU see.
With this very delicate little tool I am removing
its outer skin. and II l md that the acid has Ill
tered through ana discolored the inner skin also
may remove that as we'll pearl. you see. is com
posed OF concentrlc layers or skins and YOU can.
II you are clever workman. peel II down and
down until II disappears"
Columbia University has decided 10 go Harvard
one better and grant the degree OF bachelor %
arts after n two wears course. The plan is per-
young man Is quite AZ well qualified for the degree
cepjlon Of the departments Of golf tennis ana FOOT
bal Indeed II would save time and money II the
preparatory schools were empowered 90 confer the
degree Of A h. leaving the universities post
school pupil an A q and every rcturnins hero
ir.n foreisn wars an IL d: Ne should az once
Of natsns--(ChicagO Post
A Greek publication gives an interesting descrip-
tion % an ingenious method Of milk adulteraron
practlsed IN Athens. The residents have peuchant
for goats milk. and herds Of these animals are
led along the street by milk sellers wearing long
bOuses with capacious sleeves. Their cry Of Gala,
Gala" brings the housewife 10 the door, and she
prudentIy demands that the goats shah be MIXED
In her presence This Is done. but the milkman has
In one hand the end OF thin tube which runs up
his sleeve and connects with india rubber recep
tace full Of water. which is carried under his ample
blouse. At each pressure OF the fingers the
udde- there Is "A corresponding compression OF the
water sack. and mink and water flow side by side
into the milk pail
Unwilling Party of Second Part."-The course
botna valley as elsewhere At least this is the natu-
raj Inference from the following matrimonial riddle
"A wedding Of unusual interest in this city is cyl
Is entirely Willing there Is an evident siowness ON
the part Of the party Of the second part which is
loving patience Of the party Of the rst part
(kansas City Journal
The Editor of The Highland PENN vidette'
knows a good item when Il comes his way. He is
going TO be married. and this is the way he makes
the announcement and a scoop over his
rivals: "'TheTs is but one week OF single
blessedness for the editor of this paper. young
woman has consented 10 take our name and share
with the burdens and joys OF life. She is Miss
Elsie Kitzmer. youngest daughter of Mrs. La
VIVA kitzmiller. Her father was Frank kitzmlller,
a veteran Of the Civil War who died one year ago.
The time set for the ceremony IS next Wednesday
at o'clock In the afternoon at the home OF Mrs.
Kitzmiller a number of frieEds have been in
vited-but not nearly all The house would not
hold one-third of all those we should have been
pleased 10 present This is not the editorial
we've having assumed new signihcance) But
there will be enough hope. TO NIL the house and
see that the job is well done. There will be
attendants We viii be the whole show. There
will be no tears-eVery one will be glad TO
editorial us) finally married. This will be happy.
handsome couple. the handsomeness being con-
tributed by the other half. No ones life is COM
plete who lives alone No. OF course not. To de-
veIop into surly grabbed soul-shriveled old bach
elor or dwindle away old maid full of vinegar
and fool notions-what unhappier fate To form
complete and useful life marriage Is necessity
well luxury. Yet these considerations are
mere side issues. The first consideration Is 20 md
one you can love. respect admire. Love is apart
from logic. II is capricioUs. II frOwns upon
wealth. trampes over differences OF age. breaks
down any established rules OF precedence and
astounds the coolly systematic. We are II. Time
passes slowly
But Soon Be.-NIiss Wasn't that Mr.
Bonds you walking with last EVENING"
Miss Coy-Yes.
Miss Assemblies landed freeholder of the
Miss Coy lblushing ,-welI-er-he isn't quite