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One aud Ihree-fourths Acres
The worst AIwsys Happens,

Cobwigger-lt was rather hard hav.
ing your watch taken out Of your
pocket.
Impeeune-I should say so. II was
stolen when was on my way 70 paw
it.-Judge.
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UpcIe snm Is Liberal,

A cadet in the United States navy 10
paid as highly as . lieutenant in the
British navy.
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Mortality from I

Mortality from Cancer.
In England the mortality rate from
cancer has risen from s.s per 10000
h Issl TO a|! 1900. - ;ls.i.si,.s...
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Mutual Denent.

Young Wife, am all run down.
think III hire a cook, and husband
my strength.
Husband - Yes. do, dear, and
strengthen your husband. Smart
Set.
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jury List.

List OF Grand Jurors drawn for the Court OF
Over and Termlner and General Jail delivery
SNYDER conntyheld AT June Term. commencing
Monday JuDc = lar9
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+ AE'N it'N> NOrlCE.-Noticc il hereby
gwen 'Hf' .-t'er~ tc~tsmentary upon the es
tate OF "r'- ampbell late of Uuiou town
snip >nyd' D., ia, deed, have been issued
in due i'rai d" aw TO the undersigned, 20 whom
~ ln"r"tr' D said estate should make imme.
hihte n.ymeHt aud those having ms against
u shon'd pre-H - them daily authe nti cateI for
settlement - ;.eSsi 'o'
o. v: CAMPBELL, Rne,cIto-.
"atsontoW - March IA. 1901
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New York Grain and pyodrca

90 NEW S51W YORK, Jan. n.-F'Iour-Receints
DID; exports, 20,927 bbls; fairly sfea9v!
1 wirIoul cnange Winter patents. So f5G4
winter straights, IS. 5503 rs; Minnes6t.
patents, So S5@4.20; winter extras - 7Gnl1
3.1O; Minnesota bakers So ESQ.,. AK. ytrii1te3
low grades. 81. 1902. so. Rye quiet. fair r.
* SozUq6; AZ; choice to fancy, Sc. 500
20. Cornmeal dull; yellow Western 81 *.
Guy, $.37; brandy wine, s.. 65GI3 X Rye
STEADY; NO. Western, 765sc f h
a an. state rye, HOP c. t. f. New York
l4OS: bariey steady; feeding, 60662c
Buffalo. O0@'lc C. !. T.
,o W,htleat-Receipts- $4,000 bu; exports 10s
70 Du spot market easy; No 3 red g0sSc
Nc. / northern Duluth. 1897 f I efioo+:
no. hard Duluth, CSC f. o. b. af1oat
tiGInnal. Options opened firmer on "a
b 9tes %llI zen, made no response to our
pIearlsn crop report last night Later
they felt the effects of realizing hut
again advanced on dry and cold weather
IL the southwest, only to ease off under
pear pressure. Closed weak at 1hG75Ic
loss. March closed at 8S1bc: Nav S775@
SS99554c' closed 87sc; July, S55s@88ssc, closed
c4S6r r Rec 8s9 BY; spot easy; No.
Option market was dull and bareiL
sleady being influenced by easy cables
and increased farm offerings Closed
sc ~ cog gnu X net lower January closed
a. os74c; May lay. 70A@70asc, closed 70Ac;
:, Oats-Receipts, 5000 bu; exports. 800
bu; spot quiet; No. 2, SIC; No. 8 see: No
white, 55c: No. 3 white, 5415c; track
I I1i 21 ca western 5S05312c; track white.
kets. o'ii0A Aifai
e. Coffee.spot Rio steady; No. invoice.
SIC; mild. quiet; Cordova, 71b01c.
Sugar-Raw easy: fair refining. sc.
centrifugal 96-test, 315c; moIasses Sugar
2&ae: refined dull; No. g. 415c; No. 7,
Csc; No. g. 3.95c; No 9. $500; No 10,
Soc; No. II, S.S0e; No. L. 3SOc: No. Isl
3.75c; No. a, 9.75c; stapdard A. 4.55c;
corfectioners, A, 4.55c: mould A. 510c;
cut loaf, SIS; crushed, SIS: powdered,
S5c: graduated, 4.75c; cubes. sc.
Butter-Reeeipts. 2,608 pkgs; market IN
settled; state dairy, 14021c; state cream
cry. 16023c; June creamery, 15G21c; fac
tory. 1301515c
Cheese Receipts. 1.107 pkgs; firm; state
full cream, large, fall made, fancy. 1O1b65
l0$ic; state. full cream, small, fall made,
fancy. 11A0111bc; late made, best large
91Ac: small 10610Hc
Eggs Receipts, 414O pkgs; barely
steady; state and Pennsylvania, 32034c;
Western. at mark, 27633c; Southern, at
mark 25G32c
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Minneapolis and Duluth s asa o1 m5s*.,,

wheat that bears have been predicting
came with rush in the latter part Of
the snort session. The influence Of the
oleaK pTouSh about slump in all other
PitS' ana the net losses registered at the
close We're l7sQ1Ae for May wheat, &c for
May corn and 1@15sc for Nav oats Pro
visions closed 21aQ5c lower.
Inc caDIe list was slightly improved
ana combated the bearish influence Of
the government wheat crop report. This
report indicated a condition of S67 or IA &
pu per acre for the year 1901 This sug-
gested total yield of 678, 661, 400 blu. COM
pared with the September estimate of
only $4,000 600 bu. May opened 1k1X z
IOWer, TO 1s0Ac up, at 831b0837sc between
Lhese TWO influences. The cables SET a
TAR 1a number Of outsiders to buying. and
me me price Went to 837sD84c. AS soon as
the market broke short sellers snizad
me opportunity to pound prices. and sent
May down to 823sc. The close was vary
" weak. I1s4lAc lower, at S215c Receipts,
o. ears; none contract. MINNEAPOLIS and
Duluth reported AL cars. a total for +ha
three points of sos, against 326 last week
ana 4lS year ago
Urinary receipts were So, 900 bu. com
PdIeQ with 563,OO0 last YEAR Seaboard
clearances equaled 282, 900 bu Ansfro IN u
shipments for the week were 664 0O0 b11
compared with $4,000 a week ago N'
Corn shared in the wheat slump. rbe
T UpealI i;s., was weak on cables. Receipts
we're 1lght, but, on the other hand. clear
6 04I oo9 We're only 5000 blu, compared with
$1,000 bu the Corresponding day a Vear
4 a6e On Mt, the wheat break shorts pressed
to a weak close, &c lower, at sc. Re- Sl-
ceiDtS, 143 cars - IL
cats opened somewhat firm, but weak
9 9oen on IN the wheat decline May sold
4SSG545 70 a weak close, 4Aq9sc lower, at
+,. PROVISIONS ruled dull and heavy
throughout the session under the grain
immense IN lna54a May pork closed SC lower at
9,,d SEa May lard, IS lower, at So 70
estimated receipts Monday: Wheat
sci corn, 70; oats, 100; hogs, As. 200.
Inc leading futures ranged as follows.
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Bar silver, New York .....s..... .55A ooB
NEW YORK, Jan 1.-THE small net
changes in stocks today shows that the
selling by the traders to realize practlcaI-
ly counter balanced their earlier puylng,
and that the professionals had the mar
ket practically to themselves. The market
evidently continues to settle towards dull
ness by progressive stages. The bank
statement did not diSappoint expectations,
but it failed to induce any new buying.
Known movements of cash indicated an
increase Of over S.. O000 G0, while the state
ment shows only S., So, 800, but the loan
contraction helped the surplus item, so
that an increase of S5,637 500 was shown
there. A shipment of 100000 in gold cor
roborated the impression that there would
be gold exports in quantity next week.
The January boom in stocks, winch lo mas
been hoped for by professional Specu-
lators, did not make it's appearance this
week, and the professionals who had been
buying stocks for some time in eXpecta-
ton of an outside demand found q poor
market in which to dispose of their hold
ings. The result was a decline in prices,
and then dullness and irregularity in the
normal course of such movements. The
selling of the week was due more to prof
it-taking and the failure of expected IA
vOrable developments and their effects
than to any positively depressing in
huence. Foreign money markets fell into
a condition of great ease after the turn
of the year but they already show rls
ing tendency again as result OF large
requirements.
Sales Of bonds to the government at
present seem to involve corresponding
retirements of bank circulation. tndicat-
ing that there is more profit in the sale
Of bonds than in keeping out circulation.
This contrast with the contin-
uing effects at this time last year Of
the refunding law. involving payment of
premiums upon refunded bonds and in
creased privileges of bank note circula-
ton. Bearing further on the money
market are the developments of unsound-
ness in the rubber market, the affairs of
the trolley promoting syndicate and the
collapse of the asphalt trust.
Railroad and miscellaneous bonds have
moved in sympathy with stocks, but over
a much narrower range
United States refunding Is declined Is
and the IS coupon and IS coupon advanc-
| ed Is from the closing call Of last week.
Stocks.
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Proof Positive.

A teacher in a London board school
had occasion to examine his class on the
power OF the wind. After explaining to
them that wind was merely a rush of air
and invisible, he put the question to 8
small boy:
Now, Johnny what Is wind?"
Invisible air, teacher"
What proof have you, Johnny?"
by looking at your head we can see
the hair is INVISIBLE
Great consternation.-Londo Spare
Moments.
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DULUTH.

DULUTH, Jan. 1.-THE wheat market
was more active than for several days.
and, while up little at the opening. de-
clined later. May opened 1sc up at S0kc
to SIC, sold at SIC. fell off to 8G5sc, rallied
To sic, and then declined to 1870 and
closed at 79%c. decline of ic. cash
sales were. 10000 bu at &c under May for
No. 1 northern.
Flax was very steady, showing little
change from yesterday. The close was
unchanged at 81. 6315. Wheat. No 1
hard. cash. 79s4c; to arrive. 76azc; No. 1
northern. cash. 1910; to arrive 7634 c
May, 7924c; No. 2 northern. 744c: No. 8
spring, 1$lc; oats, As to 451sc; rye, &c.,
barley, 49c to 5Sc.
Flax, cash, S1611I; to arrive, 81. 90; jan
uary, 81. 621k; May, $1.6A5c; corn, CSC.
Car inspection: Wheat. 81; last year
Is; corn. /; oats, 8; rye. 1; fax, 10. Re-
ceipts-Wheat, 1854 bu; oats 924: rye,
3,171; barley, 3,452; fax, 1881. Shipments
Barley, 2,521 bu; fax, S2,775.
CHICAGO CHANGE.
CHICAGO, Jan. 1.-THE reaction in
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Chicago Live stock
New York and European Travellers
Fully Appreciate Them.

The bureau of attendants which has
long been a. feature of tha Pennsviva lr1t1'
systems Eastern terminals is fully an
preciated by tourists going abroad via
New York; The docks of most of the
to the Jersey lily and New YORK So ST.
tons of the Pennsylvania system. Al
dress inquiries for information to TT r
Dering.. A. G. P. Agt., 248 South Clark
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WLeat-

Rasa quotations We're as follows: Flour
DalJIy steady a winter patents So 801:
StIalgfts, s.. 40Q3.S0 diaries. 81 30c79 n,
s st1ai specials 30; patents, S. 5053 80
sfpailght zs6oo So 1908 40 Wheat@N6. 3
el1Iin' fo9ee9 49 No red, 861aGSS1se oats
R',1,s. white L 47%Q48Ac. Rye-No. 2, 67i5c
FFiit aTggesgi to CHOICE mailing, 6oG64c.
enc Is 81 J. 81 81 mo. Northwest
Py,.:1- $1;g4z2. minority lSeed-Prime, s., 50
6Pork ~ per Dbl SIG 70I6 Is I9 3yiio
fe e O y s6s 255 60 sos s. Short Rbssides
(boxed), 7as0715c. Sides|sborfF sa aIde1
{{po15ed9, $:75@S.S5. WhiskyNBasis Of
s @gh VINES naS $l.82 Clover-Contract grade.
5000 bu corn $4,000 bu: Oats is7 6 M6iG i2
rye; 5000 bg; barley, $4,000 bu. ShiDme pf
2sFS6600u 4, 1900 bbls wheat 1900 bu corn
barley, 1900 bu On the prod13ce e 1GJ1 ~;
TO-DAY the butter market was GlaIsit5e
cc11Ieafnef1es, 15Q2312c; diaries. 14690c
fresh, 30c. - HsSS-f lrfn;
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comparative receipts:
tolaI Tor today (estimated) =. ......I5O
A week ago 49,. . ......,... ia
Quotations Fancy butcher steers. $50
Q6.l0; prime, $5.10Q5.90; good TO choice,
$a.5O45; common TO fair $500 %; fancy
butcher cows and heffers, 81. 25G4. IS:
prime, $3.75Q4.15; good to choice,
$5.9Q5.O; common to fair, $1,000
5.15; Gamers and cutters ST. 5O12 65.
good TO choice butcher bulls, 81 1903 80:
common and bologna bulls, S26D2.70:
good to choice veals, $425Q5; common
20 Ialr, $3Q4; good to choice feeding
steers. $5.25Q4; common to fair. S2506T
80; good to choice stock steers. So. 65G7
choice steer calves, S2.6O03; common TO
Tair, $2(12 50; good to choice stock cows
and heifers, $2.4002. IS; common to fair
$Z42.35; good to choice heifer calves. So, 40
WZl5; common to fair, $202. So: stock
and feeding bulls, $1.50Q2 50; good to choice
mich cows and springers, S32040: COM
mon to fair $2563O.
Butcher cattle in excellent demand ar
strong prices. Steers We're on sale cIooioe
enough to bring S.. Cows that were GOOD
put not choice sold at So. 75@S. 90 Stock
cattle steady but slow due to the Ishf
offerings, as not enough We're on sale tn
meet the smallest requirements. Repre.
sentative sales:
Good IN Nl1Ofno T0,,+o4,o..
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eJoath 81. Paul Give Stock
.5gnd Outside Cattle Marksts.

SOUTH ST. PAUL, Jan. n.-Receipts
al the Union stock yards today We're:
Cattle, 125; calves, Is; logs, $500; sheep,
40; cars, 40.
Official receipts yesterday: Cattle, 234
calves, is; hogs, 2,E69; sheep, 143; cars 50.
Receipts thus far in January, compar-
ed with the same period in 1901, are as
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Compare tive receipts:
Total for today (estimated) ...........2, 800
a week ago ............................. g, 443
A year ago ......-..............2,729
Quotations: Underweight and light,
S5.39Q6; mixed and butchers, $5.7506. 30;
heavy, $5.15Q5.35; boars, $2.5003; stays,
$A5OQ5; pigs, $4.50@5.25.
Market opened &c lower and closed
steady at the early decline. Rece, pcs
moderate. Quality averaged good, offer
lngs including choice hogs in all weights
Piss and underweights sold at $4.7ot0
6.SQ with few very common heavy
boss at 500. Representative sales:
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REAL ESTATE TRANSFERS.

P. King and wife to Anna Spar
muth, 1t 8, c. Weides Re. part 2,
Nelson's Add ....................... $3.50
M. McCahan, 1t "A, blk Is, Airing
ton Hills Add ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS. 75J
st. Paul Homestead company to P
G. Reynolds, 1t 2 and 3, blk o,
West st. Paul r. E. & Imp Synd
No. 2 Observation-Disclosures. 1,G0.
T. Willius to Mrs Rosa Walter,
1-3 1t and 10, blk So, West st.
Paul Prop ............................ 1000
Total ........ ........................S 47OJ
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FINANCIAL.


PIC MONEY.
::d5-Your credit is good with US. QUICK
sZ0-loans on household goods, pianos
$59-etc., without removal from your res
$3U-ldence. Easy weekly payments or
Ss5 50-monthly payments. Lowest rates
S45-mortgage or indorser. Payable in
S29-easy installments. We have private
sl5-1ntervieWing rooms and can guaTan-
SlO0-tee absolute privacy and confiden-
tial treatment. Front Offices second floor
Open evenings. Walk up one flight
American Loan Co, Room 206 Mamma
tan Bldg.
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Jtocks. Donds and Money
London CIosing stocks.

Consols money95 9-le Nor. & West !. 5SA
do acct ......-. sSs do pfd !. -. 81
anaconda Anaconda; ....... "a Nor Pac. pfd ..1O2
do pfd !. ...1Oi Pennsylvania 761z
3ar 4. ono '1ge1A reading 2S9s
S Gdn: rte5hc - LIZA Ia 90 lst pfd -. 4ts4
S Cilfo. q " 80. 9iSs 40 I'd pfd 3214
M M. NJ AZ w est =, z! 80 Ky ......... 1874
. M q 81 Flol.A 40 pfd ...... 951a
AZ ~ 20 N''.'' a a97l 20: Paeltlc .... SIX
Erie ...,..--. 42ll do pfd J. 800. 90
d do 5 15 Pc Pa = q " 8 Steel ...... Az
Ill. Central ....142 Wabash %
!, LouIs. q N.'...d0S3 do pfd ...... 431k
W., n. 81 -. Z234 spanish as TIA
N. Y. Central ..l7O De Beers -. 42%
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Bar silver steady, Is 11-114d per ounce;
money, 2 per cent; the rate of discount
IN the open market for short bills is 30
51-l6 per cent; three months bills, $685.
per cent.
Boston Mining Stocks.
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Closing.
SnA LHri

Call money, New York .......... 40
Bar silver, New York ........... .55A 55B
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Every day-two on Sunday-on Northecn
Pacific's Duluth Short Line" 10 Duluth
and the Superiors These trains head
the list, Of course, because they ART
Northern Pacific trains
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Springs, in mixed lots ....... .OS % 90
Hens ............ -. - ...... .OS1s@ .09
DuckS -, 80. ............s".... 10
Geese ............. .Os q .O91a
sundsh and perch, lb 49,. .o2 a .Os
Grappies, per ID .............. .O5 a .051l
Pike ............ ............ .0S "a 09
Plckerel >. ................. .O5 a .05h
Whitefish 49,. ...... .0S q .O9
!. Note-The prices quoted above are
those at which the commodities mentioned
are selling on the street In large lots
these prices may be shaded.
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Total sales for the day, 256, 600 shares.
New York Bonds.

US. rel. 2s.reg 1883 Hook. '. 4113s:...1079s
do coupon .....l064s L. & n. uni. 4s..101M
do IS reg 1913 Mex. Cen. 4s.... S2lR
do IS coupon. 1854 do LIST inc .... 32sa
do H. As reg. 1882 loM & St Las II3Ik
do coupon. .... .1391a M, K. & r. As. 9S15
do old As reg. 11134l do IDS !. 49,. S3N
do coupon .1I1slEb BIN. Y. c. lists 1929
do 5s reg ....107ss bdo 6. 315s -. Jos
do coupon. .....lOl7kiN. ]. c. 6. 1895
Atch., g. 4s......14 Nor. Pac As. .1043k
do adjt 4s...... 9512l do IS . $500. rs
B. & 0. Ss........10S Nor. & w. C. As 1925
do 312s ........ 9o9si Read. 6. 4S...... $685.
do cow. 4s...l02 IbSt. LII. M. C. .1171k
Can. So. 2ds... Ito st. L. S5S. +. 4s.. 961a
c. of Ga. $751;. .107M S. l.. S'w lists g7%
do 1st inc -. 1879 do IDS - III
G. & Ohio 41.s. .1065s S. A. e A. p AZ S7s;
G. q Alton 312s. 84as So. Pac. 4s..... 93sl
c., B. & Q.n.4s.. 969s So. Ry 5s 80. 1901
be, M. &5St. E. g. sI19 Tex & Pac 1sts719
c.. &N. w. CTS. 140 r., ST. Law. As. 82sl
c., R.I.S P. As ..1055s Union P 4s.1041S
c. C.&St.Lg. 4s103as do COW. 4s..'1661.
Chi. Term. Is. 50 Wab. lists .718s+
Col. & So. 4s.... 90 do IDS lI41S
Con. Tob As -. 65A do deb. B - 69H
d. & r. G. 4s.... 101A w. Shore 4s..Il2A
Erie p. lien As. $685. w. & L. e. 4s 80
do gen. 4s.... S912 Wis. Cen. As H.. 50
E. w. & DC. 1st107$l
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". II. CAMPBELL
COMMISSION COMPANY
Live Stock Commission Merchants,
Union Stock Yards,
GoOTEt ST. PatJT

~. FAOL~
=, Consignments and corresnondenca go
nGlled Market reports furnished on an
=, We do a strictly commission business
account. "A O'H
references = Stock Yards bank South
TRau5; Security bank, zumbrota; Hon.
pudding; St Paul: A. c. Anderson cash
'er, st. Paul National bank. St Paul
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CHICAGO 'CHANGE.

CHICAGO. Jan. 1.-THE reaction in
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Treasury Balances.

WASHINGTON, Jan. IL. - Today's
statement of the treasury balances in the
general fund, exclusive of the $3.50 600 900
gold reserve in the division of redemp-
ton, shows:
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] to Choice Butcher Steers
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-01-12

MINNESOTA TRANSFER. ST Pan1
Jan 1l.-Barrett & Zimmerman report
that the market opened featureless WITH
q a. a 5al and sluggish movement in ali
hand created great anxiety among the
Shippers to close out which they did in
many instances at below country cost
OF horses. Values:
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$470J
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-01-12
Three snIendfd Trains

otal ........ .........................$4,
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Common and Taflings-Steers-
2 ............ SIS $3.50 1 .....s...... go 81 .
Heifer Calves
............ 1863 81. So l ........... ga s.. So
The daily morning journal and courier., 1902-06-07
WIAL BhAR W4rCHING.

Of course 1t is wicked to talk politics in connection with the holy cause of Constitutional Reform, and it may be wicked to even think politics in such connection, but some of those who have been considering the performance are asking why the Republican party should seek to make itself useful by pulling chestnuts out of the fire for the Democrats. The unanimity with which some of the prominent Connecticut Democrats who never forget the inter- ests of their party are bowling against the proposed new Constitution should at least make good Republicans thoughtful. It may be merely coin cidence, but it is a coincidence that will bear watching
The daily morning journal and courier., 1902-06-07
How It Was settled.

Details of the peace transactions betweeI England and the Beers are slowly being made public.-Newspaper item.) Twas easy enough to arrange it; Both of us wanted to quit l says: I'm sorry l g0uged you, If you say you're sorry you bit" He rubbed the dirt from his whiskers That" he observed, makes 1t clear, I'll stop a-biting your fingers If you'll stop achieving my ear" Sure made answer, right hearty,
 n ..atever you mention goes, I'll stop a-blacking your eyes up, If you'll stop a-pulling my nose" All right" he said In agreement, ''TO all you say, I'll abide, You cease humping my teeth out I'll quit lamming your side" Then from the scene of the conflict Slowly but surely we rose; l with the bumps on my visage, He with the gore on his nose. Now all's serene as q Mayday- Peaceful as peaceful can be- But I'll keep watching that fellow Long as he's watching of me!
 Baltimore American.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1902-06-07
INTERNAL.

A yacht can stand on a tack in si- fence, but man isn't built like yacht t-Waif.
 Don't worry about crossing a bridga until you come to it-not even if it's the Brooklyn bridge.-Puck.
 He has had an interesting career, hasn't he?"
 Well. rather. He has been through two fortunes, three wives and sani- 1 tarium. Life.
 Nell-Why doesn't she try to improve her mind?
 Belle--I suppose she's too busy trying to improve her compleXion.-Philadel- 1 phia Record.
 Bill-Did you ever know a circus clown to get off anything funny?
 Jill-Why, yes. What, for instance?"
 His ring clothes s"-Yonkers States man.
 He's de best boss I ever worked fur" "Wot's so good about imp
 Whenever deres holiday he gives us anudder day to git over it. ."-Chicago Tribune, Sillicus - I'm afraid the world has very little sympathy for it's unfortu- nates.
 Cynicus-Nonsense Haven't you ever noticed how people cry at weddings?- Atchison Globe Tempus Fugit.--"I don't like the man."
 Why not?" "I hadn't been talking to him five minutes before he said I was an idiot"
 Why the y?"-Judge.
 i've written an account of the debate at the Deaf and Dumb Institute said the new reporter, and now I want a head for it."
 Why not head it 'Handto- Hand Contest" suggested the funny man. Philadelphia Record.
 Politely Put.-Biggs Is Windig a man whose word one can depend upon?
 Diggs-Well, I wouldn't care to say anything against him, but in the lan- guage of the poet it might be safe to re- mark that to him truth is stranger than fiction" ."-Chicago Daily News.
 For Outside Consumption.-Co -Constitu- ent-What's the use of those long de- bates of yours in the senate on the Phil ippine question? Have you succeeded in changing single vote by them?
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