Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1902-11-04
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Baer is now the mildest hammered Baer
that ever scuttied coal.---Houston CTexasl
Post.
If there is anything in magnitude, ST.
Louis has attained positive greatness by
her booding scandals. Baltimore Amer
lean.
It's your move" SAYS the Methodist
conference TO the ministers appointed TO
new congregations.--Piet Chronicle
Telegraph
The most remarkable feature about the
latest New York murder mystery Is that
1t did not remain a mystery long .-Balti-
more Herald.
Tammany has got a new boss by the
name of Murphy, and he is said to be a
hot potato with his jacket on.-Atsants
| Constitution.
After seven days fight the Venezuelan
situation seems to be composed of Cas-
tro, Caracas and careasses.-New York
Mail and Express
1t has taken thirty years to distribute
the estate left by Morse, the inventor of
the telegraph. Nothing electric about
| that.-Boston Herald.
If it be true that Alfonsos actions are
| driving Weyler to resign perhaps the
| young gentleman isn't Sc big fool after
all.-Cincinnati Commercial Tribune.
Miscreants are said TO be stealing the
wooden sidewalks of Chicago for fuel.
| In other words, hey so out and take
walk to get warm.-Atlanta Journal.
To the best of our knowledge and be-
lief all h.. nh
scored on the fact that Admiral Casey
is at the bat in Panama. Jour
nal
A Polish giant named Jabinski is said
to be seven feet high. He seems to be
entitled to the persimmons. Longest
Pole, you know.--St. Louis Globe-Demo-
| crat.
The chestnut is an excellent thing to
burn-and there is no doubt that If skill
fully consumed in the furnace it will con
| tinue to keep OFF eumatlsm.-Cleveland
Plain Dealer.
President Castro has mounted his cap
ital on wheels, and, unless he gets pune
tured tire, will continue TO keep his coat
tails pointed defantly at the enemy
Denver Republican.
If you meet a man with furtive, hunt
ed look, don't jump to the conclusion that
he is an escaped convict. He may be
| only a st. Louis Alderman on his vaca-
| tion.-Kansas City Journal.
A New York paper states that Sails
bury resigned because King Edward re-
fused to give w. w. Astor a peerage.
Edward VII. is an even better man than
we thought milwaukee, Sentinel
/ ssVXro sro~ro& o,,r ;polslt~.- - nttaud fba
! irrigation congress at Colorado Springs,
but we are holding ourselves in reserve
| for the coming session Of the Georgia
Legislature" (Ga.4 News.
Some wise observer has discovered that
close proximity to electric lights will
cause badness. How this would inter
! est the Prophet Elisha and the late Ju-
| Illus Caesar.-C Cleveland Plaindealer.
After carefully reading Miss Mary
MacLanes contributions to the New
York newspapers, we are convinced that
! the college she is to attend has good
! material to work on.-Baltimore Ameri-
can.
Lieut.. Peary didn't reach the pole. but
he Is sure he can do it the next time
This sounds Ike the autumn announce
! ments of the Washington baseball team
concerning the pennanL-Wa Washington
f. Post.
| Chicago's lake front has been saved
/ once more. This time the stadium of
the Olympian games was kept off 1t. A
/ bit of grass in a city is In as much peril
as a diamond sunburst.--St. Louis Globe
Democrat.
The Chicago woman who drank a bot
| tie Of furniture polish, a spoonful every
| hour, mistaking it for a voice medicine
she had purchased, must for the time be-
| ing have been most brilliant conversa-
tionalist.-Denver Post.
/ The Arkansas girl who wrote to her
| faithless lover, when these reches 700
| / will be no moar except a cold clamy
| corps" perhaps thought IL would be inn
| possible for her to recover from such a
bad spell-Denver Post.
| When a justice of the Supreme Court
iof the United States used gasoline TO
make his pile Of brush burn faster it ex-
ploded just as quickly and contemptuous.
l,y as though il were in the humblcst
hands and not before the august tribunal
of last resort.--Baltmor American
| The Tomah editor reports the receipts
OF four apples, the largest weighing twen-
ty-six ounces and the smallest eighteen
ounces. Mr. George Stoner has done
something of this sort 20 us, and the door
still swings on easy hinges. Madison
lWis.) State journal.
The statement that the surgeon who
came over from Vienna to perform an
operation on the 5-year-old daughter Of
Mr.. Armour of Chicago Is 10 receive $7J.-
900 for his fec and expenses seems To-
remind us that the price Of beef is still
extortionate.- Herald i
The supposedly most confirmed old
bachelor of a Colorado town has jusr
struck his colors and surrendered TO a
cross-eyed grass widow with pug noee
and a chin that seems to shrink back
from public gaze. When Cupid fails with
his trump cards he usually plays the joker
with success Denver Poss
Touching the Doodle business in ST.
Louis, Mo, In the bribery trial Of Mil
ionaire Robert NJ Snyder, former Cotn-
Gilman Uthoff declared he received $50
BOO from Snyder to vote for the Central
Traction bill, but returned Il. Consensus
If opinion around the City Hall here 10
shat the St Louis city fathers are daffy.
New York Evening Telegram.