The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1902-05-15
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Watch out for the great cereal story.
"Anti-Beef.'' u s,....
The cannibals are not SO far affected
by the beef trust. -
Wanted-A good time peace. Apply
to Joe Chamberlain or Dom Paul.
Six hundred dogs in Minneapolis
have been given the water cure in the
Mississippi river this spring. If e.>zs~
The double-column woman who wears
a single column corset uses compressed
air to assist her in locomotion. :;
People are frequently seriously in
jured BY trying to. in mo-
ton. There is even dan ger of trying
to catch train in time. ID
The Spanish warships that were shot
to pieces at the battle of Santiago have
been sold for scrap iron. They ought
to be good material for they were the
result of lively scrap. =
West Duluth has a marriage bureau
that will find man a wife or a wife a
husband for four cents. The divorce
bureau attachment will be thrown in
for few extra pennies.
A man by the name of TvedsJulen
up in Norman county isl candidate
for the legislature. A man with such
a name as that should be charged two
prices for filing his certificate.
A life convict in the penitentiary in
Indiana who died last week succeeded
in saving~up over $4,000 by his regular
and overtime work. The inside finish
to his life was indeed good one. =
Scientists now claim that the moon
isalive. If it isn't it is an awful in
spring body for dead one. Given
two hearts that beat as one and good
open-face moon and the results are
magical. =" r.: -.
A Minnesota stockman while at a
hotel at Sioux City blew out the gas
and went to bed. When awakened the
next morning he was very little the
worse for his experience and TOOK
enough gas home with him to- start
gas works, and will apply to the vii
lage council for franchise.
Mr.. Cole, the specialist who has
looked after the ills of man at Mime
apolis for some time, was swindled out
OF several thousand dollars by Chi.
cago medium" who gave him pointers
on how to work the stock market for a
fortune. The medium had two con-
federates who made up the happy trio.
Cole will probably use his own eyes in
the future and not trust to the dark
ened vision of the medium.
Matters in the first Baptist church
in the city of Minneapolis look little
bit riley at the present time, and in
fact have been looking this way for
some time, ever since. the Rev. Riley
prayed that our troops might meet de-
feat in the Philippines. Matters have
been reaching climax for several
months past, and now the whole affair
is to be heard by an ex-parte council
OF prominent clergy and laymen of the
Baptist church all over the country.
The church is split up over the ques-
ton whether Mr.. Riley should remain
as pastor or not. All, what brotherly
love! What affection and Devotion!
In the supreme test of the true essence
and principle OF religion the First
Baptist flock goes to pieces on the
sand bar Of II don't like you any
more.' The First Baptist people
should kiss and make up, but then,
what good would that do.
| TESTIMONIALA
Golden Mecca Discovery Co.-Gen-
tlemen: Two years ago I found I was
losing much flesh and sleep and was
troubled with nightmare and. bad
dreams, besides having bad breath.
My tongue was coated with a woody,
thick substance that looked like a
piece Of overdue tripe. My feet be-
came swollen and my heart had six
teen-to-one action to it at times that
annoyed me very much. My appetite
failed, and my wife laid it to the bar
gain counter habit I had formed in my
early youth and said very mean things