Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1902-03-20

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from the folds of her long stylish
coat, and laid it on the desk before
Herbert with slim, elegantly gloved
hands, while he stabbed the air with
his suspended pen and breathed as il
suddenly overtaken by acute asthma,
Oh, my countrymen, what a fall was
therel At the same moment he was
aware of the subtle brushing Of an
angels wing. 1t famed his anger
stained cheek and troubled the
depths of his sensitive nature. Oh,
Edna should know to what annoy
ance she had so thoughtlessly ex-
posed him.
~ cannot understand, Miss-Mad-
am, how you obtained access to my
private office on such an errand. l GER
tainly consider it an irregular pro-
ceeding to intrude upon a business
man in this way!"
MRS. Dean"
"You will please leave her name
out of this transaction. / have said
that L"
Zone moment, sir. Suppose for
arguments sake that you do not
want the book, can you not take one
copy and give fellow toiler in the
great struggle for bread the prestige
of your honorable name2 Call it
charity If you will, but suppose that
it were your widow who was trying
to earn her living and some prosper
- nh
lily were to refuse her as you are re-
fusing me. (Sob.) Strike, but hear
me! i am giving you for two dollars
complete library. just to show
such a book to an appreeiative per-
son like yourself is to create de-
mand for It. Something so novel and
entertaining IL should be in every
house. Chapters on art, literature,
business, travel, poetry. sentiment
and song, suited to the church or the
Preside, the lullaby you learned at
mothers knee, elocution and ora
tory, how to be happy though mar
ried, recipes for cleaning silver, how
to make soft soap. No family should
be without it. Please don't interrupt
me. One hundred illustrations not
found in any other book, 500 large
double-column quarto pages, so half
tone photographs, eight full-page
color plates, not sold in any book
store, and only two dollars; religious,
realistic, dialectic, didactic. Oh,
thank you kindly, and the book is
delivered, and l assure you l win
never ask you to buy another, but
you will always bless me for selling
you the Compendium of Universal
knowledge Thanks and good-by."
She stuffed the two-dollar bill into
a tiny purse, blew a kiss from her
finger tips to the astounded and sub
sidized Herbert and whisked out of
the Office with an audacious fiutter
of silk skirts and an aroma of white
rose perfume that left the dazed
clerks simply bereft of their senses.
Herbert was the first to recover. He
called up the mite of An Office boy
and Numbered:
eff this ever happens again out
you go and you stay out. Do you
When no one was looking Herbert
took the Compendium of Universal
knowledge" and fired It TO the top
of the Office bookcase, where it was
last to sight although to memory
dear.
That night Mr.. Dean was so
cranky at dinner that his wife took
him to task. "There's no sense in
visiting your ill-temper on me-" she
said. "If things have gone wrong,
tell me, and let me help You to right
them. What happened to-day? Tell
me everything-or nothing"
Everything is all right-but II
think storm is coming. You know
that always affects me unfavorably."
well. dear, it won't be domestic
storm. oh, have you been getting
me some new perfume? smell
white rose. You're a darling to |
think of it when you must have so
much on your mindl"
Herbert looked annoyed. 81 wish |
you were not so whimsical. Edna. |
You know l especially dislike per-
fumes"
Then where did you get that?"
asked his wife, sternlv.
81 must have sat by some fool
woman in the car coming home"
Edna laughed Historically. "Oh, |
yes. BY the way. Herbert, did my |
book agent lady call on you?"
This was a crucial moment for
poor Herbert. To tell or not to tell |
Of his downfall? That was the ques-
ton that perplexed his soul. Alas,
that lying should be so easy and !
truth so hard.
Il told you she could not get into
the office, did / not2'
Then Edna drew herself up until |
she was half foot taller than her
usual self, and in a voice that made
her husband tremble and turn pale,
demanded:
where is the book you bought