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Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1902-12-30
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Time table al Marshalltown. efsctlvs Nav
2, 1909.
GOING NORTH
Arrive Depart
500 q m No. ]. St. Paul Mall - q
l2.g5a M. No. 8. st. Paul Express 1910 n
4.56p M !. No: 4 Mason City Mall s.S0 Pm
...- No. 8. Local Freight -. 4. % n
5.0op n.... No. II. Way Freight....
GOING SOUTH
s.55 o m No. 2. st. Louis & Kansas.
......... ~. -. City Mali ~ IN !
$40 . m....No. &, Peoria Elk press. 10 q
8. 0sa M. No 4. Peoria Mail ..... 9.2S d
$50 D M. No. 10. Local eight.
mo, IL. Local Freight. 600 an
Nos. /. z. and daily Ali other trsan1
daily except Sunday.
Story City Branch,
FROM STORY CITY.
las p. m..... No, Soa2. Natl 49,.
/ AS 8. m No. 3l8. Stock Express. -.
S:55 a. m....... No. 304. Mixed. !. +. -.
TO STORY CITY
$1,000. No. D1. Mail .9:f5 = n
-. No. 1903. Wav Freight ]. ..6:2S p n
No. 395. Mixed. .s;fg o. n.
All trains on Story City Branch daily ex-
). IN n. sTiIfTiyM 8 6. PA e ~
Traffic Manag or Minneapolis
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1902-12-30
w A N r Ed.

Misunderstanding. darning and plain
sewing. Drop postal to Mrs. M. eRieh-
erdson. Rural 2; articles called for.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1902-12-30

second hand billiard and pool tables.
bowling alleys. cigar store and bank
fixtures at the Iowa branch OF the
Brunswick Bake Coliender Co. ADJ
dress T. D. McElroy. state agent. Mar
ehalltown, Iowa
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1902-12-30

Forced SaIe-Make cash offer for 907
Iowa street. Marshalltown. Beeson &
Emes.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1902-12-30
MIS- cELLANEo . S.

viavi, the way to health; 1os North
Fourth street
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1902-12-30

Oil FieIds-f you are looking for
ground floor propositions in the great
oil and gas fields of southeastern Kan
sas-write us for full information. We
are owners Of some OF the best of lands
and leases in this great oil producing
country. We promote companies and
develop lands. Address The Allen
County Investment Co. Qncorporated)
lola, Kansas.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1902-01-14
Story Of Dr. HniIes.

Dr. William Hailes. of the Albany Medi-
cal college, is very fond of joke, and can
dents in anatomy is one who answers to
the somewhat unusual cognOmen of Grow
when he answers at all-for this student
was, as the doctor facetiously observed a
week after the opening of college. when
for the first time he answered roll call,
a rare bird. After an unusually prolonged
period of abseneeism, the student present.
ed himself the other day, and one of his
classmates tried to explain that he must
have been detained by game of crowkuet!
The racket which succeeded this remark
made no impression on the doctor With
out needing the diversion, he proceeded to
express his great pleasure at the wander
er's return, and then convulsed the class
by quickly remarking: ''Why l am de-
lighted to see you, Mr.. Crow, what is both
sring me is whether there is any necessary
connection between the absence of your
caws and the 'caws' of your absence"
Golden Days
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1902-01-14
FOUND AMERICANS BUYING
LAND AT SASKATCHEWAN,
WESTERN CANADA.
A Michigan Farmer Visits Saskatoon
md Is Wei Pleased.

Mr.. S. X. Lent was a delegate sent
from the farmers of Allegan County,
Michigan, to Western Canada, to re-
port on the prospects for successful
settlement. His report is as follows:
| went from Winnipeg to Edmonton,
thence east one hundred miles by wag-
on. I found the country in that vicin-
ity a rich, black loan, varying from -
inches to feet deep; the crops are
simply something enormous; wheat
and oats by actual measurement often
standing feet in height. have been
a farmer for 40 years, and consider my
self a fair judge Of the yield of grain,
and I saw wheat that would yield so
bushels per acre, and. oats that would
yield 100 bushels per acre; not one
alone but a good many. As for root
crops and garden truck, in no country
have I ever seen their equal for all
kinds except corn and tomatoes; the
nights being too cool for these to
ripenwell. As a stock country it has
no equal. East of Edmonton, on the
head waters of the VermilliOn River, I
saw hay meadows containing from 10
TO 100 acres, the grass standing feet
high, and would often cut 3 to tons to
the acre. From Edmonton I passed
through some fine locations, namely,
Wetaskiwin, Lacombe and other
points.
From Macleod I went to Regina,
thence to Prince Albert, PAT miles
north of the main line. For the first
so miles is fine farming country, but
the next hundred miles is more of a
stock country. Then at Saskatoon.
ROsthern and Duck Lake found some
very fine farming country, so good
that I found a party of Americans
from Minnesota buying land for them
selves-one party buying - sections,
and the other 90 sections of land for
themselves, which they proposed to
improve at once.
I have travelled over % different
States and Territories in our Union,
and never in my life time have I ever
seen such magnificent crops and es-
pecially as fine stock country.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1902-01-14
keen ObservatiOn.

''Do you know anything about the
people who have moved next door?'
she inquired.
Not much" he answered; except
that their honeymoon is not yet over. "
How did you find that out?"
by observing. 1t was raining when
he came home this evening, but she did
not make him stop at the front door
TO wipe his feet. "-Washington Star.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1902-01-14
Chief Justice william Lee Chambers

In a recent letter TO The Pe-ru-na Medicine Co.,
Chief Justice William Lee Chambers says the fol-
lowing of Pe-ru-na:-
Il have tried one bottle of Pe-ru-na. and can
truJhfully say it is one of the best tonics ever
used. and take pleasure in recommending it to all
sufferers who are in need of good medicine.
can recommend it as one of the very best remedies
for catarrh." WI. CHAMBERS.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1902-01-14
The Eternal Feminine.

Mrs. Hewman-I never saw such
busybody. Just becaues the doctor
stopped at our house yesterday she
Immediately wanted to know what was
the matter.
Mrs. Naycher-Yes; I wonder how
she'd like her neighbors to be that
curious about her? You know the doc
tor stopped at her house to-day, too.
Mrs. Hewman-You don't say!? I
wonder what's the matter there?-
Catholic Standard and Times.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1902-01-14
1t Turned His Head.

Jack Winston hear you have dis.
charged your man, Cholly.
Cholly Chumpleigh-Yes. Had to,
don'cher know. Somebody mistook
the beggaw faw me, y'1nOw, and it
made him-aw-pwesume and take
liberties. Good enough man in othaw
wespects.
Jack Winston-Too bad. But who
was it that mistook him for you?
Cholly Chumpleigh-My fance.-
Harlem Life.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1902-01-14
C0NCREGSN4Y
AT COODkYY

Men of prominence all over the
United States are recommending Pc
runa. over forty members of Con
gress have written their Endorsement
of it, scores of other government
officials speak in high praise of II
Thousands of people in the humble=
walks of life rely upon it as family
medicine. Send for free book of tes-
timOniaIs.
If you do not derive prompt and satisfactory re-
suits from the OF Peruna write at once TO DR..
Hartman giving full statement of your case and
he will be pleased to give you his valuable advice
gratis.
Address DR.. Hartman. President of The Hartman
Sanitarium. Columbus. Ohio.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1902-01-14
A GiNe-AxNnY.

Mrs. Youngthing -Fleurette, that
barber friend of yours smiled at me
on the street last evening. Tell him
I will tell my husband if he does so
again.
Fleurette (thoughtlessly)-Oh, mad
am! he could have meant missing! He
must have recognized madam's auto
mobile coat and thought it was me-
Brooklyn Eagle.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1902-01-14
After Meeting.

Bishop" said the young preacher,
Il know you were hitting at me when
you denounced fine apparel and
jewelry, for l wear a velvet vest and
a watch and chain"
mo, BROTHER" replied the bishop,
with a twinkle in his eye, ''for I half
suspect your vest is cotton velvet,
and as for the watch, I never gave
you credit for more than a Water
y!''-Atlanta Constitution.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1902-01-14
The GrumbIer.

The grumbler growls at Natures plal
He's sorry that he's human.
He doesn't want TO be a man,
Nor yet to be a woman.
He'd hate to be a beast or such
As share the fish's lot;
In fact, 'twould not annoy him much
If he were not.
He takes you by the buttonhole
And grumbles in your ear.
He tells you that his very soul
Is shriveled up and sere.
He wishes he were dead and gone,
But whewl you'd make him hot
To hint the world would still jog on
If he were not
Catholic Standard.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1902-01-14
A Tnnch of Hnmnr.

Always" said the astute news
editor to the new reporter, always
be on the lookout for any little touch
of humOr that brightens up our col
umns."
That evening the new reporter
handed in an account of a burglary
in a butchers shop which com
menced: mfr. Jeremiah Cleaver, the
well-known butcher, is losing flesh
rapidly of late ''-Tit-Bits
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1902-01-14
CCtGQEGGiTAN AMOS j.
CUf1f1INCS
Amos J. Cummings, Congressman
from Tenth Congregational Dis
trict. New York.

Congressman Cummings. of New York. in a letter
written from New York city regarding the merits of
Pe-ru-na says the following
"Pe-ru-na is good for catarrh. have tried j.
and know I. 1t relieved me immensely on ny
trip to Cuba, and always have a bottle in reserve
Since my return have not suffered from eatarrh,
but If do shall use Pe-ru-na again"
AMOS CUMMINGS.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1902-01-14

Great grief, man! What's hap
pened to you? Have you been kicked
in the face by a mule?"
mo. Our cooks husband, from
whom she got divorce several
months ago, has been coming around
bOthering her, and last night she got
after him with couple of fatirons."
But what has that to do with your
case?'
Il was an innocent bystander."-
Chicago RecOrd-Herald.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1902-01-14
NEEDLEwoRK OF THE NUNS.
The Art Of Embroidery Has Reached
Perfection in Some Of the
COavents.

The most beautiful needlework in
the world comes from the converts.
The fact is unquestionably due to the
training the young apprentice re-
ceives on less than quarter of a
yard of cloth all the fundamental
rules of sewing. lndustriously she
plies her needle on this bit of cloth,
mastering inch by inch all the finer
arts of the delicate needlework; one
Of the greatest object lessons to
mothers with growing daughters.
who are permitted to destroy valu-
able silks and linen, running both
temper and goods over something
that is pure Greek to the crude be-
gin1er. How often materials so
~agErly and hopefully purchased be-
Som~ useless in the hands of the
person whose brain has no knowl-
edge whatever of the vastness of the
undertaking before her.
The nuns, with whom wastefulness
is a deadly sin, teach every stitch
most carefully, nor is this practice
made tedious and difficult by giving
the student long hens, heavy coarse
garments and yards of tucking. A
tiny piece of goods of moderate
weight. a thimble fitting perfectly.
not too heavy, needle in size to
carry 20 or so thread, are the i'm
plements of practice. The young
women who learn the sewing are the
consecrated women. so called be-
cause they have consecrated their
lives and daily labor to God.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1902-01-14
Hard on the Chickens.

In an Ohio town last fall the African
Methodist Episcopal church of that dis.
trict held a conference, and for a weel;
the town was filled with colored pulpit
orators. A few days after the conference
closed its sessions one of the leading col
Ridge to purchase chickens of an old mann.
my who had supplied the family for years
Aunt Hanna, coming to the gate, said:
I'm sorry, Miss Allie I amt got chicken
left Dey all done enter de ministry. San
Francisco ArgOnaut.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1902-01-14
A Good Bargain.

"But why" asked the president of
the country where women ruled, "did
you buy that battleship?"
at was such a bargain, replied the
secretary of the navy. "Of course the
engines don't work very well, and
there are some flaws in the guns, but
It looks as fine as any Of the others
and only cost half as much. Chicago
Post
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1902-01-14
A SenaibIn Girl

Mr.. Clubman-I see by the papers
that a poor young man, who lost both
his legs while saving the life of
beautiful heiress at a railway cross
ing, is to marry the girl. She dis
missed all suitOrs, and offered herself
TO him.
Mrs. c. (meaningly)-Very sensible
girl. She'll know where her husband is
nights, anyway. Y. Weekly.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1902-01-14

IF you want to improve your mind, "
said the sage, associate only with persons
who know more than YOU do
But if they follow the same rule" said
one of those who were learning wisdom at
lis feet, what are we to do?'-Chicago
tr1.inllna
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1902-01-14
Judge A. II. Goodwin.

Hon. A. T. GOodwyn. Co1Rfes from Alabama.
in a recent letter to Dr. Hartman. says
Il have now used one bottle of Pe-ru-na and am
well man to-day. I could feel the good effects Of
your medicine before had used it 4 week after
suffering with catarrh for over year."
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1902-01-14
The Way of the world.

When men do foolish things, we say:
THAT is, indeed, their natural way"
And if they're wise, were not content
We murmur: Twas an accident"
Washington Star.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1902-01-14
To RnIk the Wolf.

He painted a picture with which, he said,
He'd keep the wolf from the door,
And wag said he thought the wolf would
stop
If he ever saw ii, sure.
-Radford Review
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1902-01-14
1G0NCRESSTAN JL.SRERH4Rt
Representative sheppard, of Texas.

Representative Sheppard, OF Texas.
Congressman John L. Sheppard, of Texas. writes
the following commentator of Pe-ru-na from
Washington. d. c. Congressman Sheppard uses
Peru ma in his family and says
90 have used Pe-ru-na in my family and found it
to be amost excellent remedy for all catarrhal COM
blaints."
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1902-01-14
A Plausible Thenrr-

She-I wonder why a mans hair turns
gray before his beard.
He-Oh, that is easily explained. There
is usually about 20 years difference in their
respective ages.-Chicago Daily News
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1902-01-14
Her OpiniOn.

He (watching another COUPLED
suppose re feels that he could not live
without her.
she-Yes, and don't think he'll have
chance to find out that he could
Puck.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1902-01-14
The Bliss OF IL.

While I slave in the strife
To make gold for the Mrs
The pet dog of my wife
Lives on cream puffs and Kris.
To lead a dogs life,
Faith, the acme of blrs.
Philadelphia Press.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1902-01-14

Piso's Cure for Consumption is an infalli-
bic medicine for coughs and colds-N. w.
Samuel, Ocean Grove, y. j., Feb. Il, 1900.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1902-01-14

PUTNAM FADELESS DYES are as
easy to use as soap. No muss or failures.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1902-01-14

\ blessing in disguise gets many a re-
EUtf.-Chicago Daily News.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1902-01-14

Pertly-"Is your wife entertaining this
winter" Smartly-"Not very. Judge.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1902-01-14
Quite Brief.

A giant asked a pygmy
The loan of ten, in pelf-
Cant do IT," said the little one,
Because I'm short myself"
-Radford Review.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1902-01-14
HomeIy as a AIud Fence.

Hewitt-What homely girl she isl
Jewett-Well, / should say so; even
her pictures in the newspapers latter
her.-Town Topics.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1902-01-14

Mistress (seyerely)-Mary, I saw the
milkman kiss you'll I shall take in the
milk myself tomorrow.
Mary-Lor! mum, it wouldn't be no
use if you did-'eos Bill wouldn't kiss
you. He never kisses anyone but me.
Ally Sloper.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1902-01-14

Ssbit sO cured. aV We O' want ut SSe
worst cases. Book and references FREE. Dr.
B. IA. WOOLLEX, Box 3, Atlanta Ca.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1902-01-14

Kind Lady-Why don't you go to
work?
Tramp-Tm trying to get position
now, lady.
Kind Lady-What doing?
Tramp-Lineman fer a wireless tele-
graph company.-Cincinnati Enquirer.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1902-01-14
A. N. K.-E

WHEN WRITING TO ADvERTEsEr
please state that You saw the Advertise
ment IN tlsIs paper
The Tucson citizen., 1902-01-02
EDITORIAL DEPARTMENT

That chart. II appears, was presented
TO the court by the Navy Department
as an accurate and incontrovertible
public uocument. The Court of Claims
depended upon rs accuracy. The chart
proved conclusively that Sampson was
in the fight. Every one ofthe navigators
who signed the chart testified before
the Schley court that 1t was worthless.
inaccurate and misleading; that 1t was
comprise anu was signed under pro-
test by every officer whose name ap-
peared upon ii. The evidence discloses
that Sampson never was in the battle,
that he was not within signaling dis
tance and that he ald not reach the
point where the Colon went ashore un-
til an hour and twenty-eight minutes
after she struck her flag. His ship, the
New York. was simply streak of
smoke on the horizon when the Colon
surrendered. She never was within sig
mailing distance Of any of the ships OF
the American squadron while those
ships were in action. Captain Chad
wick was responsible or the positions
accorded the New York on the naviga-
tors chart. He compelled the Board TO
falsify the record of the bat.le so as to
place the New York in a position which
would enable Sampson and himself to
share the prize money.
This charge is so serious that 1t
might be discredited by dts very
weight, were it not that the circum-
stances appear to support 1t. The
chart was introduced by the Navy De-
partment before I court of inquiry
apparently with the intention Of rely
ing on ii, but, after the testimony con-
eerning 1t was heard, that was out of
the question. The court OF Claims
must have had some evidence on which
to find that Sampson was present and
IL the evidence was not this same chart,
what was 1t?
Manifestly this thing should be sift-
ed to the bottom, and 1t should be as
certained on what oasis some $25. 900
of prize money was awarded and paid
to Sampson. while schley was finally
allowed 1884. 1t NAV be that the de-
cision OF the question will be injurious
to the Navy Department, but 1t
cannot possibly be so Injurious
as to leave a paipable injustice like
this standing in full view of the public.
The Tucson citizen., 1902-01-02
SHIP SUBSIDY IND ARID LANDS.

1t Is reported that Senator Frye
does not like his present ship subsidy
bill. and has offered 1t only on the
theory that II will be an entering
wedge for later subsidy legislation of
more radical character.
But whether the measure Is salts
factory to its promoters or not. there
is no doubt that they intend to make
,4e Republicans make a party mea-
sure of 1t, and run 1t through Con-
gress with caucus lash.
This Is a good time to let Western
Republicans in Congress know, that
IL the ship subsidy bill, and River
and 4larbor appropriation bill are
passed and the bill providing for the
| irrigation of the arid lands is defeated,
the Republican party will hear from
the people in no uncertain manner
when the clans next assemble around
the ballot boxes.
The reclamation of the arid lands
Is for the purpose of making homes
for the people and adding to the
worlds FOOD supply. No monopoly, no
trust, is toibe benefited.
River and Harbor appropriations are
generally two-thirds jobbery and a
sheer waste of public money. Ship
building in the United States is a
monopoly made such by the law which
forbids any vessels to hoist the flag
of the country unless 1t is built at
home. The making of steel Is also a
monopoly, made such by tariff that
enables the manufacturers to combine.
Now we have this situation presented
by the ship subsidy bill: one of our
monopolies is expressing another to
such a degree that the WEAKER one
must get subsidy from the people
engaged In other branches of business
in order to pay the exorbitant charges
of the stronger one. This Is substan-
TALLY the demand upon the taxpaying
people who enjoy no monopoly of any
kind. There is an easy answer to It.
The steel monopoly Is simply taking
toll of the shipbuilding monopoly by
charging all that the traffic will bear
1t is a contest between wolves who
have been fattened by the taxpayers.
The Western Senator or Representa-
tive who returns to his people with a
record of having voted for the ship
subsidy bill, and with failure to OBJ
tain an appropriation to reclaim the
| waste lands to make homes for the
people, will have much to explain. The
The Tucson citizen., 1902-01-02
TROUBLES OF BUSINESS MEN.
One OF Thems Es DUr to People Who
Forget to si9m Th@Ar
Letters,

''Many people write letters that
they forget to sign" said post
Office clerk People come to US
every day with such letters. in the
hope that we may be- able to trace
the writer's. Sometimes we can do
so, but not often. Of course. only "A
small percentage of such letters are
brought to our attention, so the
total number must be very large.
IF the name of the writer is OH
the envelope or letter-hcad the lack
of signature Is of less consequence.
But it happens Frequently that i'm
portant letters cannot be traced to
the writer's.
~ certain business house in this
city hroICht in letter one day,
minus the SIGNATURE. and containing
a ten-dollar bill to pay for certain
goods ordered. II came from Il vii
iare in the interior of the state, and
il was sent to the postmaster of the
place. with the request that he as
certain the name of the writer. ii
possible. He failed to do go, and the
matter rested for some time. One
day we received letter from the
same town asking AZ to the reliabi!-
ity of the firm to which the letter
had been written, saying that the
writer had sent the firm money for
an order of goods and had received
no reply. It turned out to be the
person we were in search of, and the
mistake was explained. But this was
an exceptional case"
The Tucson citizen., 1902-01-02
Guarding Firearms. /.

AS an illustration Of how closely
everything is watched in Russia take
their system of registering firearms.
When a weapon of any kind is pur-
chased. a permit must be secured from
the local authorities. The name OF
the man who makes the purchase, with
the number of the weapon, is recorded.
If the purchaser, ever wants to dis
pose of the weapon he must notify the
authorities and cause the transfer 10
be recorded on the books Of the firm
which sold it. If that weapon is ever
used in an attempted assassina ton, or
in any demonstration against the law,
the man recorded as last having it
in his possession is held responsibie.-
Washington Post.