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The Hansons Are Happy.

Ashley, N. D., Dec. @8th.-Cured OF
that most dangerous of all Diseases,
rheumatism of the Heart, J. H. Han
son of this place loses no opportunity
of singing the praises Of Dodd's Kid
ney Pills.
Il am able to work again." says
Mr.. Hanson. "And am feeling better
than I have for five years. Broken
down and fairly used up and suffering
from rheumatism Of the Heart and
Dropsy l was in very bad shape.
Then I started taking Dodd's Kid
ney Pills and-well, you can see how
1 look and feel as well as look.
MY Rheumatism is gone and the
Dropsy with it.
II don't think they'll ever bother
me again, but if they do I'll just get
some more of Dodd's Kidney Pills.
know that will fix them
Mrs. Hanson, too, whose health was
far from good, took the same remedy
and she joins with her husband in
recommending Dodd's Kidney Pills
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1902-12-20

tween her and the little upland and
her eyes would swell with tears of
love for earth's humanity.
Sometimes storm of wind and rain
would rage above its summit and
she would see its firmness grow more
stately and majestic as it stood in ST.
lent acceptation of what God saw fit
to send.
Sometimes through the powdered
violet of twilight clouds she would see
the evening star blaze out above its
forehead and her soul would drop TIC
its knees in intensity of worship.
Unconsciously the noble serenity of
It's being grew into her own life and
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1902-12-20

~ heal applications, IS they cannot reach the
diseased portion Of the ear There Is only one
tut1onal remedies Deafness Is caused by N
inf1amed condition OF the mucuS lining OF the
Eustachian Tube. When this tube is infamed
you have a rumblins sound or imperfect hear
Ing, and when It is entirely closed deafness Is
taken out and this tube restored 70 its normal
condition, hearing viii be destroyed forever:
nine cases out OF ten caused by catarrh,
which Is nothing but an inf1amed condition Of
the mucous surfaces
We win give One Hundred Dollars for any case
" Deafness (caused by catarrh) that cannot
be cured by Halls Catarrh Cure Send for
circulars, free
r. J. CHENEY & Co, Toledo. q
Sold ny Druggists. &c
HAIL. Family Pills are the best
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Remarkable Glover stalk.

Miss Emma Doney of Powder val
ley, Pennsylvania. recently found a
remarkable clover stalk, having four
teen stems, stwenty-seven of them
having four leaves each and seven
teen being f1ve-leayed. During the
summer she gathered 101 four-leaved
clover stalks, nineteen with five
leaves and one with the exceptional
number of six leaves.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1902-12-20
Minister Resembles Fitzsimmons

Rev. Richard Cotton Smith, rector
of st. Johns Episcopal church in
Washington, in general appearance,
looks like an exact duplicate of Bob"
Fitzsimmons, the prize fighter. The
illusion disappears as soon as the rev.
erend gentleman takes on his hat, for
his head is not at all arranged on the
cocoanut plan adopted by nature in
modelling the lanky pugilist.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1902-12-20
Cold Tear

According to the Kennebec Journal,
a man who travelled over the Damaris-
Gotta fair ground, after the crowd had
left, picked up 219 bottles ranging in
capacity from a half pint up to two
quarts. The paper fails to state what
the bottles originally contained, but
it = easy to surmise.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1902-12-20
THE ST. PAUL CALENDAR

eix sheets 10x15 inches, OF beautiful
reproductions, in colors, of pastel
drawings by Bryson, is now ready for
distribution and will be mailed on re-
ceipt of twenty-five (25) cents-coin
or stamps. Address F. A Miller, Gem
oral Passenger Agent, Chicago.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1902-12-20
How AdvertisIno Crews.

N. w. Aver & Son. the Keeping
Everlastingly at IT. advertising
agents of Philadelphia. have found Il
necessary to move into new and
larger quarters at a00-30S Chestnut
Street in that city.
This announcement will interest
many publishers, because Aver & Son
are so widely known as promoters OF
newspaper publicity. They began
business thirty-three years ago, with
two people and an annual business OF
$15, 900. They nov have one hundred
and ninety employees, and have for
years done the largest advertising
business in the world. The difference
between then and now is. they say,
simply the result of making news
paper and magazine advertising pay
their customers.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1902-12-20

DO YOUR CLOTHES LOOK Yellow
If SO, use Red Cross Ball Blue. 1t will make
them white snow. 2 OF. package cents
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EIectrIe Liant and ca.

EIectr1c Light and Gas.
Since the electric light was intro
Guced at Burton-on-Trent, nine years
ago, the annual consumption of gas
in the town has increased nearly so
per cent
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1902-12-20

If you don't get the biggest and best
it's your own fault. Defiance Starch
is for sale everywhere and there is
positively nothing to equal it in quail
ity or quantity.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1902-12-20

In anticipation of Thanksgiving, the
wise turkey is taking anti-fat.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1902-12-20

Some fellows are too smart to work
and not smart enough to get along
without it.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1902-12-20

Piso's Cure is the best medicine we ever use,
for all affections of the throat and lungs.-WM
O ENDsL1Y, Vanburen. Ind, Fob To- 1900
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1902-12-20

Many women and doctors do
not recognize the real symptoms
of arrangement of the female
organs until too late.
CT had terrible pains along my
spinal cord for two years and suffered
dreadfully. I was given different
medicines, wore plasters; none OF
these things helped me. Reading of
the cures that Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound has brought
about, l somehow felt that 1t was
what needed and bought a bottle to
take How glad I am that / did SO;
two bottles brought me immense re-
lief, and after using three bottles more
I felt new life and blood surging
through my veins 1t seemed a.
though there had been a regular house
cleaning through my system, that all
the sickness and poison had been taken
out and new life given me instead I
have advised dozens of my friends to use
Lydia e. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound. Good health is indis-
pensab1e to complete happiness, and
Lydia e. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound has secured this to me-"
MIS-. LAURA l.. BREMER, Crown
Point, Indiana, Secretary Ladies Relief
Corps. forfeit II original of above letter
proving genufnsness cannot De produced
Every sick woman who does not
understand her ailment should
write Mrs. Pinlkham, Lynn
Mass. Her advice is free and
always helpful.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1902-12-20

To make mountain out of a mole
hill it is necessary to put up bluff.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1902-12-20

1t is difficult for some men to keep
their mouths shut when they have
nothing to say.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1902-12-20

Love requires q perfect digestion.
Even then II may swallow many
things - Win 1ever be able to digest.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1902-12-20

When a man makes a monkey of
himself. evolution must work both
ways.
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permit the lights to be brought until
the last vestige of color had faded
away and the hill had resolved itself
into shadows.
She learned to watch its varying
moods and to rejoice in each of them.
A bond of mutual understanding drew
the two together The girl caught the
emotions of this bit of nature and
learned to find in them the interpre-
tatioi. Of her truest self
Som~times q trembling line OF
smoke would rise from the homes b.
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she hears, but she generally repeats
it all.
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Lying may be wicked. but 1t is still
fashionable.
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DWELL DEEP


the n the of
hou rget, a ito the wi
sef in rving
all
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Dwend dwell c my dwend lee
James, uchan
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THE MESSAGE FROM THE MOUNTAIN
By BLANCHE GREY JORDAN

ecopyright. 1902. by Daily Story Pub. Co.,
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1902-01-09
Some Enc,iSh Ads.

\ general servant advertised III
Bristol paper fer n place the other day,
but required mo inquiries, no caps OF
aprons. every evening out, good
wages" and Il journalist advertised
himself as Of mo particular ability AS
a recommendation. \ clerk recently
sought a place "where great strength,
personal appearance or ability are not
rpullired' Good butter, siXpence a
pound. Nobody can touch it, was am
biguous and may have been wrongly in
terpreted by the public. and Glouces-
tershire paper which inserted the
advertisement, "Our one and nine pen
ny dinner at G:3O p. M. Funerals
promptly attended to- apologized next
day for mixing up two separate and
distinct announcements.
But it is a fact that church paper
appealed lately for "Old man. lame,
deaf. epileptic. Will any Christian
take him for gardeners and that in
a leading Scotch journal an advertiser
asked for "f65 to pay debts incurred
through losses at betting" - London
Standard.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1902-01-09
Unexpected EruditiOn.

"An absentminded professor of lam
guages dropped into a restaurant one
day for a luncheon.
What will you have. sir?' asked
the waiter.
''Fried eggs replied the professor.
"Over?' said the waiter. meaning, of
course, to ask whether he wanted
them cooked on both sides or only one.
"Ova:' echoed the professor, sur
prsed at his apparent familiarity with
Latin .Certainly. That is what | or
dered-Ova gallinn."
This the waiter interpreted as mean-
ing extra we'll DONE" and that is the
way they came to the table, Youth's
Companion.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1902-01-09
PILES! PlLES! PILES!

DR. Williams Indian Pile Ointment
is prepared to cure Piles and DOES
IT in short order. Easy to apply,
every box guaranteed, SOC and $1.00.
All druggists or by mail.
WILLIAMS MFG CO., CLEVE-
LAND, OHIO.
Wholesale and retail by w. l.. Do
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1902-01-09
9 -. - TT @ yg K .A.
rea,a +ba =, The Kind yOd Have Always Bough:
Signature q zz2Nzzx

Brings attractiveness to listless, un
lovable girls, making them handsome
marliag ageable women. That's what
Rocky Mountain Tea viii do. 3oc. Ask
your druggist.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1902-01-09

thousand things by it are dona
far better than most things do one.
We refer to Rocky Mountain Ted,
made famous by Madison Medicine
Co. 33c. Ask your druggist.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1902-01-09

We are as often duped by difiidcncs
as by confidence.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1902-01-09
Never FORGOT Greek.

Without the aid of advertisements
could have done nothing in my specu-
lations.-P. T. Barnum.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1902-01-09

No success is worthy of the name
unless it is won by honest industry
and brave breasting of the waves Of
fortune
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1902-01-09

I'd leave my happy home and cross
the deep blue sea.
Rather than be without Charley and
my Rocky Mountain Tea. Ask
your druggist.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1902-01-09

Better lose a supper than have a
hundred physicians.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1902-01-09

Persistence Keep ever!a stingly a
Z. California Furniture Mfg. Co.
San Francisco.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1902-01-09

Go to bed with the lamb and ri5,
with the lark
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1902-01-09
g 9To1
Raara tbs - The Kind You Have Always BoutM
Signature %; GexHzZzzzzu

Children and chickens must be al.
ways picking.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1902-01-09

That is not always good in the nav
that is sweet in the mouth.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1902-01-09
A UjrCuietjc Achievement


old bachelor.
A Linguistic Achievement.
In his maiden speech in congress he
enriched English literature with
phrase, coined no doubt in IL spirit of
banter, which is likely to survive many
political l;,ndSlideS and tidal waves.
Where another man. one of the plain
people, would have expressed fear
of being put i'll il hole. the doctor voiced
his apprehension OF being "deposited
in Il cavity.
That linguistic achievement at once
attracted the attention of the country.
Every newspaper in the land comment
ed on it, Every Washington correspond
ent was ever after on the qui vive to
catch some other odd or novel express
sion from the doctors nimble tongue.
He prccipitatcd a tremendous ran
sacking Of dictionaries by using in one
Of his speeches the word octopus"
and by placing the accent on the sec
ond syllable. For few days there
was as much debate in private circles
touching the pronunciation of the word
as there was in public about the inter-
minable tariff. question.
Finally, when the debate was at
white heat. he arose to a question of
personal privilege amid breathlcss ex.
pectation. \ thousand ears We're
strained to hear what he would say. \
thousand e.eS were fixed upon tho
great liny,lst. One hundred FaberS
flashed in air, ready to record forever
and forever the proper pronunciation
Of that outandish word. The doctor
fairly took their breath away by say
ing very gravcly:
"Mr. Speaker some controversy has
arisen as to the correct pronunciation
of the word octopus. | am happy
to state that the proper way to pro
nounce it is 'cuttletish'" and down he
sat, smiling and chuckling, amid q
roar of applause that was deafening.
Never Forgot Greek.
once asked him why man forgot
his Greek SO much sooner than his
Latin. He replied. "It is not true"
l said, 81 think that would be the con
SensuS Of opinion among scholars"
Then he answered. well perhaps my
own case would not do to iudg" by,
for my father put me to sleep when a
child Ivy Sngin" Greek songs to me-
| No wander he never forget his Greek.
| It's his mother tongue. or his father
tongue. rather, if S}'rl1 an expression is
permissible. | vontur" to say lip is III"
only American who has had any SUcl.
| experience. CE\Mp CLARK
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1902-01-09

England, etc.
He has been Il professor at Harvard
and is Il lawyer. author. minister of the
gospel, and an orator Of uncommon
force and fire He is a bookiSh man,
and brought into the house the man
nerisnlS both of the pcdagogtle and the
old bachelor.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1902-01-09
|NANP| CLARK STORIES
hit and Hu1nor as Heard In
the Cloakroo1ns.

cou,tv Farmer Who Felt at
1900 Arid Luxury-Henry Ward
n..,.,,s Philosophy-Uncle Mike
and the candidate-A 1rouo'asoms a'I,oe1ns,
..+,+e-How the confederacy
~. Recruit-A Scholarly Cor
Forgot His Greek.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1902-10-20
The Firs, Local Mint

One OF the institutions hero
which has the special attention of
tourists as we'll as the local people
the Mint, which is established on
Nuuanu street, opposite Queen
emma Hall. IT 10 interesting to
inter- the large main working room
where general manager McDonough
md bis corps Of assistants are at
work. The cool and large lanai is a
proper resting place and the vaults,
where the "bars" to be minted and
'eer are Kept present a very tasty
pectacie. The Mint 10 open from
':3O =. m. to 11:30 p. m. and during
hose hours the work never ceases,
Visitors after looking over the place
will find first class refreshments and
he purest Of LIQUORS.
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one of them and in with them. All
these have been done in spite of the
Advertisers one sidedness.

Since the foregoing was written,
which was intended for our Saturdays
issue, but held back to await further
news, reports have come of such glow
ing nature for Home Rule success that
Wilcox's election seems so far to be
assured, all others to the contrary not
withstanding. Wherever he has gone
and sounded the hearts of the people,
they have given their unbounded con-
fidence most unqualifiedly to the sup
port of the banner he is leading. All
the fine oratory and fine chanting of
old native legendary poetry by the
Hilo psalm singer will be OF no avail,
for he is too well known. And all
along down the line of Republican
stumpers, it is just the same thing
The natives will not hear them nor
have anything to do with them, even
to those of their kind, parsons and all
others included they are not forcibe
enough in their arguments to swerve
them nor break into their hearts or
their ranks. The Hawaiians are just
as firm today as they were at the last
campaign, being strong as steel and
firm as adamant. They will not brook
any personal opposition to their first
choice for Delegate. The Prince to
them is an ali and nothing more, but
to crave for their votes they will not
have it for him.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1902-10-20
Illicit D,stillers Sentenced.

Iu the U. S. District Court his
morning Judge Estee sentenced he
illicit distillers OF liquor found gull
ty the other day.
Manuel Vierra was sem enced ak
month, imprisonment and find $50
and 500 penalty.
Tom Pong got three months on
the first count and nine months on
the second count, making one years
imprisonment 10 all. He also re.
ceived The same money 6ne and pc
ualty as the above.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1902-10-20
Thirty-six Months in All.

Jean B. Sab.te appeared for sen
.ence before Judge Estee this m IN.
Jog. Ga the eleven counts OF the
,ase wherein the jury found him
guilty on Saturday, hs was sen.
fenced to six mouths imprisonment
IN the first count and three months
each on the other ten counts, max.
ing thirty six months or three years
in all. There are yet four ipdict-
ments TO be 9 ,rd against him.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1902-10-20
MONDAY. OCT. 20. 1902.
WHO'S THE POPULAR oHoJCEp

Popularity is not easily gained, but
real popularity is something worth
while receiving. 1t is now quite GER
tain that of the two candidates for
Congress, the man is the more popu
lar of the two. as his popularity is,
spontaneous from the bottom of the
hearts of the people, because he is OF
the people. But of the boy" his pop
ularity is from his station among them,
he being raised above them by letters
patent through luck, and his is nat
ural popularity among the people, but
it lacks that spontaniety which is be-
ing looked for just at this time.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1902-10-20

On the whole, the outlook is very
bright for another Home Rule success
with sure and safe workiIf majority
in the next Legislature. Nothing can
the Republicans do to turn the tide in
their favor, even ON the Garden ISL
and. And on this island, it will surely
go strongly Home Rule and Democrat.
ic. and we shall very soon see it ex-
emplfied fully at the ballot box.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1902-10-20
Brothers for Kalawao.

By the steamer Lehua this after
noon the Roman Catholic Missi. n
10 sending two lay Brothers to the
Leper Settlement as assist ants to
he force there already. One is
Brother Ssrapaon, who goes as an
'ssistaut to the Rev Father Maxine,
he resident priest at Kalaupapa.
And the other 10 Brother Rochus,
who goes to assist the other Broth.
ers at the Baldwin Home at Kala.
wac.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1902-10-20

Our Republican opponents have at
last bitten the taunt held out against
them In reference to their insincerity
on the county and municipal plank in
their platform. But we think that
they have come out with it rather late
in the day. They probably relied on
the saying that it is better late than
never" but their sincerity has been
found out and they thought to nip the
bud In he nick of time. but 1t tastes
like "sour milk" which Is unpalatable,
indigestible and very binding. 1t is
well that they have come out for it,
but it is also known that they do not
mean to carry it through, even If thsy
say that they will. Their insincerity
is too wellknowH,
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1902-10-20

Who plays dictatorial power and
authority over the Leper Settlement?
The same answer as above. Who Is
supposed to care and maintain these
same leper wards of ours? The same
pompous gang of patriotic officials.
During whose administration was IL
first made known to the public of q
'leper patient being done to death by
maggots while he was vet alive? II
was during that of the present Board of
Health and while being administered
under our Republican (sic) Governor.
Who were held responsible? Official
supporters of the present regime. Who
was made scapegoat for another's
negligence and delinquencies? The
late DR.. Richard oliver, true friend
of the lepers, whose voice is ringing
from the grave for vengeance upon his
professional (medical and legal de-
tanners. Is not the voice of Pilipo Mi
kila calling from his grave for ven
geance? Yes Upon whom? Upon
the present Board of Health and our
Republican administrators. Who was
mostly to blame for Mikila's being
eaten by worms while life was yet
throbbing in him? This same unholy
and inhuman lot, under our immaculate
Republican administration. Who at
tempted to whitewash the conduct OF
the discharged Superintendent Reyn-
Odds? The present dictator, DR.. Pratt,
of the Board of Health, the former die
tator being one of the two chief officials
dismissed, the other member OF the
special official investigators being near
ly tarred with the same brush had it
not been for the insistence of the head
of the Police Department who attempt
ed to shield his own responsibility in
SO doing, and all these occurred with
in the present year of the beginning of
the twentieth century and during Re-
publican administration.
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Humphreys.

Well, even 1.-The printers devil" rush
ed into our sanctum to see what's the
matter now"!s 1t was a big laugh from
our ''office cat" when it saw Admiral"
Beckley's cut in the Morning Organ.
From under our table, we heard feline
voice saying, "Ha! they put the thumb
screw down on the Admiral and
fetched him around. Why, it was only
last week that he was making speeches
for Wilcox! Well, they can whip 'em
all into line, when they get ready. No;
not all There's Humphreys"
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1902-10-20

From Maui comes the report that 1t
is strongly for Home Rule and Democ-
racy, and this in spite of Senator
Baldwin's cohorts of spelling parsons
The Prince was hardly heard in Las
haina till his arrival there, and then
it is to be heard only from few
threats. On going around by the west
and north of Maui, luaus were the
main things known and Home Rulers
fed on them. When Wilcox arrived in
Waikiki last Thursday night, the Re-
publicans were holding luau and the
Prince was the only speaker. Wilcox
kept quiet that night and rested, but
he heard from prominent Hawaiian
Republican that the Prince will not be
elected, as he does not yet know how
to speak politics and to touch the
hearts of the people. lie may have
probably forgotten something, being
yet boy and unacquainted with poll
tics. Sure, he has yet lots to learn.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1902-10-20
By AUTHORITY.
NOTICE.

r. Fern, Esq has this day been
appointed member OF the Dis
trict Road Board for the District
OF Eva a d Waianae, island of
Oahu, Territory Of Hawaii, vice j,
NJ Ezera, resignpd.
HENRY e. COOPER,
Superintendent OF Public Works.
Department OF Public Works, Ho-
aclulu, O,tobfr 20,b, 1902.
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