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Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-12-31

A brilliant shade for coy corner
lamp Is made Of light amber colorrd
satin, fringed with small glass beads
in the same shade. The fringe rs deep.
and the effect of the light shining
through the yellow beads is wonderful
" soft and effective.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-12-31

Don't sleep with the mouth open.
Dust and gritty particles floating In
the atmosphere, entering the trap thus
net for them, fnjure the enamel of the
teeth by irritation.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-12-31

Dainty Saehet Bags.
Little sachet bags OF silk may De
hung unobtrusively upon the backs OF
chairs to supply faint, elusive scent
to the room, II that is liked. These
should be filled with dried leaves OF
sweet geranium, lemon verbena and
lavender mixed, or Of lemon verbena
alone, IL that delightful od0r Ia pre-
ferred.
They make sweet sachets for the
handkerchief box or the linen closet or
the bureau drawer.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-12-31

Tea should be Kept in either tin or
glass vessel which has q I'D, ~ It ts
necessary to keep it tightly covered.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-12-31

A Recipe Fer Happiness.
One Of the youngest looking we1sn
We have ever Known was ODe W1ooo
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-12-31

After preparing onions one should
wash ones hands In cold water with q
little salt, but NO soap.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-12-31

Never permit the sua 70 shine - .
mirror, II ruine n fer al time.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-12-31
Family knvitations.

Family kDvlt0tbOnA.
1t il 4 general rule that not more thai
three persons IN the same household
should accept an invitation. This rule
may Of course be broken when special
circumstances seem to justify IT. A
daughter may accept an invitation tQR
house where her mother has never been
asked, and members Of family should
not feel hurt when some are invited
and others left Out. At the same time,
in the case Of weddings In church and
for large general affairs a hostess
should be careful to send invitations 10
al, the members Of family which she
kDsws well.
1t is not polite to address the envel'
one inclosing an invitation mr.. and
Mrs. Brown and family
There should be separate invitation
for the Misses Brown and another for
IT, brothers in the household.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-12-31

of her present extensive work, which
has grown until it now includes her
main Office in Denver, with branch Of
fees in Kansas City, Chicago, Ogden,
Salt Lake City, Butte, Mont, and two
In Omaha.
Her work extends from the Atlantic
to the Pacific. She handles men not
simply by carloads, but by trainloads.
Imagine the unique feature Of wom-
an having charge Of trainload Of Ia
boring men, who has them SO thorough
" in hand that she never has any trou'
BILE with them! They never ask her
unnecessary questions, but obey her Or
ders implicitly and treat her with ut
most respect.
Mrs. Atwood is assisted In her work
by her daughter and says she Is the
only woman besides herself whom she
has ever found who could take train
load of laboring men from New York
and land every one Of them at his des-
tination across the continent without
having trouble in some manner on the
way.
It is no uncommon sight in Denver,
Chicago and numerous other places to
see Mrs. Atwood at the head Of q large
following of laboring men leading them
to station for transportation.
She laughingly said, ut is no under
taking at all to handle man in the
plural number. but In the singular ht
lie absolutely formidable"
! Mrs. Atwood has a large force OF
men at Pocatello, Ida, where the rail
road is being built from BlackfOot tt
Mackey to open up the Thunder noun
tain mining district.
When, in 1886, Mrs. Atwood fount
herself entirely thrown upon her owl
resources, with baby girl an aged IA
ther and mother and large amour
Of debts upon her hands, and absolute
" nothing to begin on, not even expe
rience In earning her daily bread, ON
would naturally think that she woult
have been Respondent, and, being
woman, would have sat down AM
cried, or at least would have trie'
teaching or some other work whicl
comes In "woman's sphere"
She, however. took up her HUSBAND
work where he had dropped 1t and ma
zone on to success. A load Of debt an
baby girl to rear-not to send her on
and give some one else the responsible
ity of bringing her up, but to give he
parental love and care-is enough I
daunt the courage Of most any averag
man. yet this dauntless little woma
has not only liquidated the debts an
reared her own and adopted childreI
but has made her cozy little home j
Denver and has money on interest,"
st. Louis Post Dispatch.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-12-31

JFhcip,e In life was never to expect
tSp much Of people, and In this ~
tn great secret Of happiness. A Aa
amount Of worry and trouble esoeD
fretn our too great expectations Of ~
pie. We expect too much Of our cAil.
dren, for example. They must be gift.
ed, beautiful. obedient little compeDdi-
ums Of all the virtues, and II they are
not all this We think bitter things and
sow wrinkles and gray hair and III
health for ourselves. What right have
we to expect NO much Of our children
Blessed 10 the parent who looks toll
erantly and philosophically on the
faults Of his children and who realizes
that he has no right to expect too much
of children - long a. the INV Of hefed-
ity holds good. Unless we ourselves
are gifted. beautiful and obelisnt ia
the will of somebody else we have M
right to expect such Projections of Our
children.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-12-31
Shelf For Pet Books.

shell FOr Tet DV0A1s
If YOU have already grouped yo.1r.
books according to your liking for Them
1t will be found pleasant to set apart a
special shelf or chosen part OF your
bookcase for your intimate book fr'enos
the ones that you most respect, enjoy
and are truly fond Of. Then. when IN
the mood for converse with favorlte
author, you can turn to thD special
grpw. sure 1t n11l1g what ~ want,
q, II jon d Mt eaGe - epsa Ne VOL
umeA you can 'TeaA thAn ~ the
haeks"-that b 10 ~, ~ en- BY a
nero glance at IL boohs Themselves
esnauge up, - Il n . nas1 snas1, the
sssasA DEseoaoss ~ 49, - very
Vp9A0 that Ne W1eAlA-& Nne1eSas.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-12-31

To make a pretty and csmfortabie
petticoat cut the skirt about quarter
Of q yard shorter than walking length.
Make it the same length all around.
Sew this on the machine. Sew on the
hem a plated silk rutiie, cut on the
straight Of the material, about Elk
inches deep. On the edge of the pinit-
ed ruffies sew a narrow bias ruftle about
two inches deep.
Do not set the ruffies on the skirt
proper, as the skirt is easier to walk In
wears better and rustles more II tht
ruffies are set on the bottom. Smal
plaits are prettier than large ones.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-12-31

The Peoples Cream Separator, manu-.
featured BY the Peoples Supply Co. Of
Kansas City, Mo-, is new and wonder.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-05-16
WANTED


WANTED-A Girl for general house
work. Inquire at 301 South Edith
street.
WANTED-Woman for general house
work; two in family. Apply at Citi-
ger office.
WANTED-A strong man for a few
days. Ives, the florist.
WANTED-Good live man or woman,
TO take agency for Washington Life
Insurance company in their own
community. No expense and big
profits if you work. j. H. O'Rielly,
general manager for New Mexico
and Arizona, Albuquerque, N. NJ.
WANTED-Reliable salesman to sell
several profitable and quick selling
~specialties. Good opportunity for
right man. Address The Atlantic
Refining Co, Cleveland. Ohio.
WANTED Good carpenters, eight
hours, So. Planning mill men, fathers,
p~lasterers. STEADY work, summer
and winter. Address Herald" box
5000. Los Angeles, Cal.
WANTED-A first class waist finisher,
Immediately. Mrs. A. B. Shattuck,
room 20, Armijo building.
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. at once; SIS
a month; wire for ticket. p. N, Yum.
ker, Windsor hotel. SocorTo. n. NJ.
Wealthy, respectable young widow, no
children or nea relatives wants true
and home loving husband. Address
Hitler, 81 Washington street, Chica.
go, Ill.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-05-16
MARKET QUOTATIONS..

Market quotations and review fur
nished by w. p. Metcalf. No. S Crom-
well block, received over the private
wire of Logan e. Bryan. Chicago.1
New York. May 16.-News of the
strike came after a period of dullness
which was fortunate. Declines would
have been much more serious If com
mission houses had begun ten days
ago to sound the note of warning and
advise traders to take profit. AS it
was coal stocks opened from a point to
a point and a half lower and other
stocks smypathized to a lesser degree.
The anthracite coal strike was of
course the petent factor and it. prom
Uses to hang over the market for some
time. 1t looks now as IL stocks sold
wen at the declines could be repur-
chased at a profit. Demand sterling
81 & 6 mx4 81
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-05-16
FOR SALE,

FOR SALE-A desirable corner lot on
Copper avenue, also residence prop
erty on Lead avenue; will be sold
cheap IL sold before first of May.
Call on or address owner, 600 West
Lead avenue.
FOR SALE-Several beautiful homes
and city lots. These are bargains
and must be seen to he appreciated,
No trouble to show property. See
Jno. w. McQuade.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-05-16
FOR RENT,

FOR RENT-Cold storage warehouse
on track. Inquire of Bachechi &
Giomi.
FOR RENT-A large furnished IA
room boarding house, close to the
railway shops, to responsible party
or parties. Address j. d. Torlina.
this city.
FOR RENT-To Family without child
rem, from June l. completely fur
nished four room house. Call 800
9 Roma ven or see H.. S. Knight.
FOR RENT-Two rooms for light
housekeeping. Inquire at 500 North
Broadway.
FOR RENT-A new up to date piano.
Inquire at the Whitson Music COM
pany, ia South Second street.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-05-16
What Is the Use

of suffering from indigestion II you eat
what you want, or of starving yourself
to avoid such distress? Acker's Dys.
pepsia Tablets taken after eating will
digest your food perfectly and free
you from all the disagreeable symp-
toms of indigestion and dyspepsia. Eat
what you want at any time and take an
Acker tablet afterward. Positively
guaranteed. Your money will always
be refunded il yor are not satisfied.
Write to US for a free sample. w. II.
Hooker & Co., Buffalo. N. Y. j. II.
O'Rielly & Co., and B. II. Briggs & Co.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-05-16
Statehood
ADS.

Note All classified advertisements
or rather '1iners," n cent a word for
each insertion. Minimum charge for
any classified advertisements, Is cents.
In order to insure proper classification
all liners should be left at this Of
flee not later than 3 o'clock p. m.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-05-16
JACOB SILVA & co..,
Dealers in

THE BEST BUILDING STONE IN
NEW MEXICO, USED IN ALL THE
BIG BUILDINGS IN ALBUQUERQUE
AND IN THE SISTERS HOSPITAL.
YARDS ON RAILROAD AVENUE,
BETWEEN FOURTH AND FIFTH
STREETS. ORDERS SOLICITED.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-05-16
VlsIt our BOYS DEPARTMENT.

We have put in a fine line of boys
black suits, vestees, two and three
piece suits; also a nice line of hats and
furnishing goods.-Simon Stern, the
Railroad Avenue Clothier.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-05-16

The Percales we sell at 5 cents per
yard are very scarce. Leon b. Stern.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-05-16
The ICEBERG
e EALlING, Prop.

We handle the finest line OF Liquor
and Cigars. All patrons and friepI1
cordially invited TO visit tie Iceberg.
1O9-111 South Second street
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-05-16

We are showing the most extensive
line of mems and boys ready-to-wear
clothes between Denver and Los An
geles.-Simon Stern, the Railroad Ave
nue. Clothier.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-05-16

Concert at the Colombo hall Satur.
day tomorrow evening, under the
auspices of the Estrella society. Read
program.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-05-16

Carpenters and machinists' tools Of
all kinds. Albuquerque Harware coN.
pany.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-05-16

Agricultural lands In Deming are I'M
surpassed for fertility, production OF
fruits and vegetables Of all kinds.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-05-16

ouooopoooo -ooooooooo
. r. & G. CORSETS, THE COR Q
. SET THAT DOES NOT q
q STRETCH TO BE HAD ONLY q
. AT GOLDEN RULE DRY GOODS .
. CO.: soc to $3.50 EACH. .
ooonnpQooQ %.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-05-16

Mrs. Akers. now located in her new
home, Is prepared to fill all orders for
Home Made bread, cakes and pies.
Boston Drown bread and baked beans
delivered every Saturday morning.
Leave orders at Delaney's or old phone
113.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-05-16

See the newest in ladies' neckwsar
at The Economist.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-05-16

For sale at residence Of Mrs. Ivan
G~runsfeId, $50 West Copper avenue,
furnishings of entire household, in
Guiding shades, curtains, chandeliers,
carpets, stoves, furniture, ETC.. Call
for next ten days between 10 a. m. and
8 p. m. daily. Private sale.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-05-16
UNIVERSITY T

Prof. Tight left with the geology
class for the mountains this noon. The
party will go to Silva's place on bicy-
cles and then on foot to Whitcomb's
springs. that they may better study
the geological formation. They expect
to return to the city tomorrow after
noon.
The members of the Estrella Liter
airy society have planned a splendid
literary program to be given at Co
lombo hall tomorrow night. All the
friends of the University should avail
themselves of the opportunity to hear
the fine program that has been pre-
pared by the students.
Wednesday morning we had a visit
from some of u naughty ones" Miss
Bertha Croker and Elizabeth Powers
spent a very pleasant morning with
their old friends on the hill. The nor
NAL girls entertained them at lunch.
The final issue of the Mirage will be
out June II. 1t will be a c%redIuable is
sue, and embrace many fine stories
and articles. The staff is hard at
work ana the paper will be up to date
in every way. Miss Hickey is illus
trating the issue and the half tones
will All be made in Chicago.
The alumni banquet this year will
undoubtedly be held at the Alvarado.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-05-16

DON'T FAIL TO ATTEND THE
GREATEST HOSIERY SALE EVER
ATTEMPTED IN THIS CITY.-LEON
b.. STERN.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-05-16

Ii you want to see some good trot-
ting and pacing events, attend the
races at the fair grounds Sunday aft.
ernOon
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-05-16

Deming has increased SO per cent. in
population in four years.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-05-16

Get some of that Mexican drawn
work while you have the chance, at
Mrs. Wilson's, 21S South Second street.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-05-16

Clipped dried beef. San Jose Mar
ket. ;
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-05-16

Just received-fresh goods-Califor-
MIA olive oil, California ripe olives
The Jaffa Grocery Co.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-05-16

Although very little rain, il any, has
blessed the Tornado del Muerto coun-
try for months the cattle and other
STOCK grazing along the railroad track
appear to be in fine condition.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-05-16
National Baptist Anniversaries, ST

Rate of S43. 90 for round trip, Tick.
cts on sale May II and IS. Final re-
turn limit May 81, 1902.
+. l.. MYERS, Agent.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-05-16
SPECIAL SALE TODAY AND SAT-
URDAY,

Fresh tomatoes at the San Jose Mar
bot
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-05-16

SPECIAL SALE TODAY AND SAT-
URDAY.
So, 81, SIS and $3.50 shoes at S2.75 per
pair, cash.
MANDELL & GRUNSFELD.
Railroad Avenue Clothiers.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-05-16
Dentistry.

Careful. reliable work; reasonable
rates. DIR. b. Barnes, dentist, Dom 2,
N. T. Armijo building.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-05-16

A. A. Trimble, of the street railway,
has engaged Mrs. Berry and James
Devine to furnish music during the
summer months at Orchestrion hall.
Everything will be strictly first class.
The admission will be 35 cents for
gentleman, ladies free. No rough
characters wanted.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-05-16

Let us figure on your plumbing. Al
%buquerque Hardware company.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-05-16

Picked beef tongue. San Jose Mar
ket.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-05-16

Mammoth strawberries,
Cherries,
Caulihower,
Fresh Tomatoes,
Cucumbers.
Ground Chilli.
New Potatoes,
New Beets,
Bananas,
Oranges,
Ripe California Olives.-The .Iaffa
Grocery Co.
Every lady in the city should go to
Newcomers on Saturday. If you can't
go yourself, send some one. The spec
ial sale is to be hand lotion, tooth pow
der. face powder, the most delicate of
perfumes and Florida water. Remem-
Der it's a special sale. Go in and get a
free spray and you will take a bottle
with you.
SPECIAL SALE TODAY AND SAT-
URDAY.
SO, 81, s5 and $3.50 shoes at $2.75 per
pair, cash.
MANDELl G. GRUNSFELD.
Railroad Avenue Clothiers.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-05-16

Lady Margaret, Deck, Action and
other w~ell-known Albuquerque horses
will perform at the fair grounds Sun
day afternoon.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-05-16

The Sunnyside bowling alleys are
now in first class shape, new equip
ment having arrived.
The San Juan County index. (Aztec, N.M.) 1890-19??, 1902-10-31

Monarchs have generally been fond
of music. It has been said of James
/. of Scotland that he "excelled all
mankind in the art both vocal and in
strumental." He has had many com
positions to his credit. Frederick the
Great of Prussia had a double fame as
a composer and performer, too. He
composed 100 solos and played them
skillfully on the flute and when at
home gave up four hours a day to his
favorite source Of enjoyment. The
car is said-to be one Of the best liv-
ing royal vocalists and the story 10
told of him that once after a song he
turned round and said: well, my en-
emies may say many harsh things
about me, but l defy them to say l can
not sing as we'll as the best Of them"
King Edward, if his love for music
has not come before the public, In SO
pronounced a manner as his fathers,
has a keen appreciation Of what Addi-
son called Nhe only %sensuous pleasure
ID which excess cannot be Injurious
One Of Hhe chief works in which he
i~htefested bimself as Prince OF Wales
was the founding OF the Royal College
of Music.
The San Juan County index. (Aztec, N.M.) 1890-19??, 1902-10-31
rAouaHr MuLge WI serTER.

stoekheldsr Unable to See Advan-
taaes Of Electricity.
Down in Florida a few years ago
at one of the famous summer resorts
was a small street railroad-a little
affair that did not amount to mWch,
but was supposed by its proprietors
to be sufficient for all ordinary pur.
poses. One day in the purse Of a
discussion the owners we're accused
Of being old fogies and behind the
times. why don't you get together
and be up to date?" they were asked.
You really ought to have a modern
equipment for = place Of this char.
acter, instead Of an old road Of
~mule-drawn cars that date back to
the food"
After considerable deep meditation
and with many m%isgivings the road
was ordered changed to an electric
line, and an ~eSshty-horse power equip.
ment was ordered. The outfit arrived
and was installed but for some rea-
son failed to operate properly. An
outside expert was then called in to
examine the plant and locate the
trouble. At a special directors meet
ing he reported that the rated eficien-
cy Of the plant was eighty horse
power, and that eighty horsepower
we're being used for the actual opera
ton Of the road. At this one of the
directors jumped up and exclaimed
excitedly: Eighty horsepower for
what we used to do with six mules2
l guess we had better go back to the
mules"
The San Juan County index. (Aztec, N.M.) 1890-19??, 1902-10-31
Patterino Feet.

Something's a-foot; beware, bewarel
Something is climbing the bedroom stair,
With here a stumble. and there a slip,
Into the passage-trip, trip, tripl
Tripping bright on the passage floor,
Up they come to your bedroom door;
Never was music half so sweet
As the pit-a-pat patter Of tiny feet.
Dear little voice. high and clear,
Ring like a bell in the sleeper's ear;
Small hands pluck at his tousled head
"Daddy-oh, daddy, get out of bedr'
Keeping the rules-lt's all G game
Out they patter as in they came:
But somehow the song moves rather
slow
AS Town the passage and of they go.
And It's oh. for the years that have
passed away,
And the feet that battered at break of
day!
Now they are heavily-booted feet.
And they tramp and stamp in the busy
street.
And some of them seemed to tire Of
fun,
So they wandered away TIL they met
the sun;
But he sends them sliding along his
beams,
To patter again in your morning dreams
The San Juan County index. (Aztec, N.M.) 1890-19??, 1902-10-31
Butterfly Trick.

Get a bottle with a wide opening
and close in with a cork in which
a glass funnel is inserted. Close all
crevices with shellac. Fill the bottle
half way with water, in which you
drop the two powders belonging to a
Seidlitz powder. Inc carbonic gas
generated tries to escape through the
funnel. But by placing two or three
small balls, made of cork, in the fun
mel, the gas ear escape only a little at
a time, as one or the other of the lit
tie balls will keep the opening Of the
funnel closed, until the pressure of
the gas becomes strong enough to
force the ball up. In such a way a
The San Juan County index. (Aztec, N.M.) 1890-19??, 1902-10-31
Hunters.

In Central and South America the
revenues of many districts depend
on the skill and activity of the ma
hogany hunters. Mahogany trees do
not grow in groups; much less are
there whole forests of them. To fell
a tree involves the work of two men
for a whole day. On account of a
thick, thorny growth near the base Of
the tree, a scaffold is erected around
it, and above this, at a height Of from
ten to fifteen feet, the tree is cut, so
that the best part is really lost. The
felled tree is then freed of branches
and hauled on a rough wagon by oxen
to the nearest river, where RATS are
made and hoated down.