The age-herald., 1902-03-23
REAL ESTATE. Our Text-HOmeS, Easy Pay ments and Investment

Choice homes on the "'stortion plan,''
 And gilt-edge investments for kash; Come ye chronic-buy while-u-can,
 For delay all yer chances will smash;
 As these bargains will move with a
 dash,
 And the fellow who waits must remodel
 his gait
 Or down goes his hopes wid CT splash
 Whether or not the above Is the gen. uine, unadulterated divine melody from the harp of a thousand string, or the speerits uv just pussons made purfect, one thing am sartin-as applied to Bir- mingham dirt it kontains profound praktical perlosophy, such as emernates from deep students in the ancient and modern school uv sages. those wise In solving the grate problems uv life; fur Diogones Che did tarry long in Bh'mD Yes, we mean and refur to our intimate pussonal phrenu. old Dog (for short whose acquaintance many uv we (spunkO rale aigints have cut for his wicked in- situations about the kind O man he wur lookin' fur and purtended not tur find, | e. little anguls (he'd CT found 'em here) Aye, ole DOog-the won who held the lantern (the wrong way, you Know Didn't turn it on himself) Which caused our mutual friend Soc" tur muse on the vanity us things in gineral, when he punched our Ir1enQ IldtO NWibh whom we played marbles; sweepstakes) in the ribs and asked iph there was enny hereafter for those peoples whom de fellow wid de lantern couldn't find; an why was it. de sole swunk back de shelf startled" jes some of our modern trends have done when they
 PRICE BIRMINGHAM DIRT.
 Not realizing that iph they phail tur phulphill theer promises to theer whives after they see the opportunity we oifer them and are shown de error uv theer way and phail tur amend theer ways that there will be
 HOT TIME AHEAD.
 They have been promising theer lnno- cent confiden whiveS an children all these years that whenever they could glt the airth wid a gole band around It WIG some won reddy to pay fur de ban an de hull outfit, that they would stop theer monkey business and make mighty
 DASH FOR LIBERTY From the landlords and rental collectors among whom Diogines was peramoulatlhs wid his lantern," when de light went outr'-(the atmosphere being too denseo Awphul to trouble by these references the peaceful ashes in these our ole kum- panions with whom we blew soap ouo- blesD-sorry to rufhe de libben, but but knowin' it Would Take Something Startling to rouse up thes chronic nome seekers and investors phrum the error on their way so we can all see
 WEAR ARE WE AT? and releeye them from the erronious be- lief that they am phoolin either theer whiyes. darters, or old Soc" we there fore give em below one more chance to redeem theer promises to theer Phaml- lies or else prepare for
 Warmer Climatic Kondishuns. Selah.- Uncle Rastus.
 N. Eff his were not Sunday morn in, and we 1t not for the fact that we know our ems are all in a pious phrame uv mind we mount say sumthing desper- ate. but we will now kloze this diskourse only on konditions that you reform yer politics, quit bein Whipped Van Wrinkles amend yer ways and stand at-attenchion to sound reformed doctrines recently so ably expounded.- quit reedin Spring Poitry, kill de Poits and koncentrate the remainder uv what they have left uv yer mind on de object of this meein and
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 HOMEs-EASY PAYMENTS. ss3OO-Beautiful well-built, new 7-room
 modern cottage splendid location,
  S1OOO-Pretty broom cottage. recently built; choice lot; East Birmingham. $500 cash, balance $20 month.
 S1250-10Ox165; choice corner. 7-room house, large barn. well, good neighborhood, block of car line; $300 cash and S25 month.
 $13OO-5Ox14o. with 4-room cottage; fronts North Highland car line; $500 cash, $25 month.
 s2000-New modern 7-room cottage, fine lot, well located; s40O cash, $25 month. $1600-Boautiful new modern Groom cot tage, good neighborhood; $f0O cash, bal ance $25 month.
 $1500-New broom modern cottage near West End car line; $4O0 cash, s25 month. $1400-New 4-room cottage, Woodlawn; well located, 200 feet of car line; $20O cash. $20 month.
 s1600-5-room cottage and lot; 18th avenue,