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Bisbee daily review., 1902-07-26
Defendant Discharged

Defendant Discharged
 Before Judge Williams yesterday Alfred Nyman was charged with dumping a five-gallon Pearl oil can of disreputable contents on the premises intimately associated with a certain neighbours sensitive olfactories Frank Alley defended and Judge Miller, at the request of the court. represented the embryo commonwealth of Arizona. The case arose in the Swedish quar- ters and the evidence of John John son, Pety Peterson, Brick Erickson, Andy Anderson. Broken Spade Han dfeson and Ole Quart Bottleson were all in vain. The territory did not get with the goods. the jury was discharg- ed. likewise the defendant, the case dismissed and the incident closed for repairs. .1
Bisbee daily review., 1902-07-26
WOMAN AND FASHION
4 Charming Gown.

A charming afternoon gown of azure etainine shows at the skirt bottom the stylish yet delicate flare fashion re-
 quires of her dupes-the haircloth in the lining in this instance eleven inches deep and a kilting of the blue silk in the same depth ornamenting the
Bisbee daily review., 1902-07-26

Reports of Damage ExasseraAsd
 The reports printed in the Fl Paso papers to the effect that the recent rains in that vicinity had caused ser ious damage to the new grade of the E. P & S. w. railway were greatly exaggerated. according to reports which came from Fl Paso yesterday. The damage was very light and hardly worth mentioning. s
Bisbee daily review., 1902-07-26

outside of the drop skirt. The eta mine is one of the bordered varieties. the stun being cut to bring the satin bands in a pointed tablier effect at the front of the skirt, whose entire bottom is outlined with the edge, joined in narrow strips. The back of the skirt is divided by a graduating iounce tucked in clusters at the top.
 A slight blousing distinguishes the round bodice, which is also tucked and elaborately trimmed with black velvet ribbon and Italian lace. Square steel buckles slip over the velvet strips at intervals, and the lace is inserted in and placed over blue silk for the collar and belt. f e
 The hat is of raw edged white tulle put on wire frame in narrow double rufiies. Wild roses in a delicate pink are with their buds and foliage it's only rimming.-Chicago Recofd-Heraid.
 Fish Story,
 Nno taketh from 6 numskull.s lin. :ne surest kind of equine tips
 Ano on the loser plants his chips?
 The lobster
Bisbee daily review., 1902-07-26
A Fish Story.

mno taketh from 6 numskulrs lips sne surest kind of equine tips Ano on the loser plants his chipu7
 The lobster.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1902-01-21

Rear Admiral Terry, colnmandant at the Wash
ngton navy yard, who arranged the room for
the meetings OF the Schlcy court of inquiry, tells
a story about courts martial iii the navy that
illustrates the severity OF naval regulations and
the strictnGss of the late Rear Admiral Skerrett
Admiral Skarrett was then captain. and an Of
iccr who had been charged with an oiIensc and
ordered under arrest presented himself To be ar
rested. The regulations provide that on such an
occasion the officer shall he in iull dress and
wear Il sword The officer wore his unifolm, but
had no sword
II can't arrest you," said Captain Skerrett
looking for the missing sword, "unlcss YOU come
prepared to submit your sword TO me-"
The officer explained that lie had not received
his sword from home although it had been cN'
pressed 10 him.
''Well, you will have to get one," was the
reply,
So the officer skirmiShcd about in the navy
ward for some one who lad sword 10 lend
Finding one, the offender returned To Captain
Skcrrett and was promptly aud regularly put un'
der arrest according to regulations, -Phihdel-
phia Telegraph.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1902-01-21

Morgan himself has Kept his mouth
shut But signs are numerous that
something big Is doing" in the steam-
ship world, Representatives OF the
foremost Atlantic lines are on their
way TO this side where Il meeting Is
to be held; and It seems fair infer
ence that such n journey would not
be taken for amusement merely.
The talk now is of an alliance or
community OF interest" arrangement,
but from remarks made by the New
York agent of the White Star line it Is
evident that the ultimate object in
view is the bringing of the main steam
ship lines in the world, with the pos
sible exception of the German lines,
into American control and eventually
under American registry. The philos-
ophy of the project is that inasmuch
as the United States Is rapidly becom-
ing the worlSship of the world as well
as the center of the worlds finances 1t
is high time to arrange for American
control of the means of transporting
American goods to the markets of the
world.
Let us hope the plan will succeed.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1902-01-21
Horse Sense in Education.

" Y AVE our schools become in
% stitutions for the prepar-
Il Il alton of invalids; our school
boards corporations for the
preparation of life failures: our teach
ers experts for bleaching cheeks, stunt
ing growths, curving spines, following
chests and impairing eyes; and is the
diploma at graduation increasingly
often an initiation certificate for the
cemetery? If these things are true, to
realize them is certainly important;
and even if they are only metaphoric-
ally true. or true to degree, it will not
be time wasted to give heed to them.
In sermon delivered in a Jewish
synagogue in Philadelphia the other
day the assertions which we have put
in the interrogative form We're put by
Rabbi Joseph Krauslkopf in the declar-
ative form: and he said much else be-
side. Nature" said he. has destined
boyhood and girlhood TO be that period
of life in which the foundation stones
are to be laid to subsequent vigorous
manhood and womanhood. It wants
to be smart But it is only in her own
workshop, I'm the free and open, where
she can best attain this great and
blessed end Thither she draws the boy
and girl by a thousand allurements and
there she displays the educators high
est art, and trains While she entertains.
"A threefold mission has God as
signed TO man on earth: to feel to do,
to know. and With three means has God
endowed him for "A proper discharge
head. Real education, therefore, COM
prises the training of the heart and
hand and head, and in the order named.
The head receives all your attention,
the heart and hand little or none. You
not only reverse the order, but to a
other two, You begin with the head in
early childhood. often before yet there
is u brain, or before yet it ought to be
made to carry weights, and with the
head you end. And then you wonder
why there is so little heart in the world,
why so little seryice--and why so much
sharp practice, clever tricking, trained
seoundrelism, brainy heartlessness,
hungry intelligence! And then you
wonder why life with so many is either
farce or melodrama or tragedy,
why your years of life are so short,
your days of happiness so few"
The conclusion of the learned rabbi
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1902-01-21
Outline Studies OF
= Human NatdPe.
Advice from an Unexpected Source.

Advice from an Unexpected Source.
al had Just come back to the store from my
lunch one day." said tile merchant, as burglar.
proof safes were under discussion, "whcn Il mid.
dc.agcd man with hard.up look entered my
private office after me- The object of his call
was to strike me for half a dollar, and | am sur.
priscd yet that didn't at once turn him down.
| guess ii was because he had the look OF u
first class mechanic out OF job, and because
trade was rushing with me. TO acrcdc TO his
request had TO open my big safe, and us hand
ed him two quarters he thanked Inc and added:
Excuse me, sir but isn't that safe OF yours
too dead casy2"
" How do you mean3s' asked.
"'Why, it's Il four.numbcr combination, but
you have it set only to two. l think could open
it in couple Of minutes.
" III you can I'll give you So | said feeling
little ncttlcd at his disparpgement. shut and
locked the door and stood back for him. and
in less than forty seconds he had swung IL opcii
% Il told you ii was dead casy?,' he said, with.
out Il smile.
But how did you get on to the combina.
tionT
oh, it's intuition, guess Better call in a
man and have the lock set in four numbers. 1t
could be opened then. but it might take an hour
or two. Thanks again, and good day.
81 didn't let the grass grow under my feet
continued the merchant. land from that day tn
carried II heap less money in the safe. The
man might have been a mechanic, but somehow
I've always had the idea that lie was a safe.
cracker and that | made good Investment Wien
handed over that $3.50. He might have got
3d. 900 that night as easy as rolling off log
Detroit Free Press.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1902-01-21
Collector Pat Garrett.

Everybody out west knows him as Pat Gar.
rett. When President Roosevelt nominated MIN
to be collector of customs at El Paso, Tex, the
name was written out in fu--patrick +. Gar
rctt.
Garrett would be conspicuous anywhere, for he
is six feet five inches high and as muscular aud
sinewy us Il man can be, but he Is especially Ia
nous because he killed "Billy, the Kid out in
New Mexico., and along the Mexican border 'Bil-
y the KID was terror, Tie was known to
have murdered eighteen men, hut lie had twenty
six notches on his revolver. and this, too, when
lie was only twenty.one. From the time when
he killed his first man in gambling den when
he was about sixteen years old until he finally
fell with bullet in his forehead lie held human
life in absolute contempt. Once he shot two
men Just to "sce them jump" Garrett finally
caught him wherr lie entered house Tor food.
lie had big butchcNknifc in one hand and a
cooked revolver in the other. The room was
dark, except when the moon light filtered
through the clouds "Gily the KID two
forms sitting on the bed. lie recognized one as
the owner OF the place Tie other he did not
know ''Who is it?'' lie asked. The answer WAS
u bullet from Gairctt's revolver, and the dcs-
perado fell to the floor, dead
Governor Lew Wallace was then governor Of
New Mexico, and was on the murderer'S black
list for having ordered out the military to catch
him. A little while before Billy the Kid was
finally shot he was sentenced by a judge OF the
New Mexico court to chang by the neck until
you are dead, dead, dead
''.And YOU can 20 TO III, III, h---l,' re-
piled the dcspcrado laughing in the judges
face.
Billy was not hanged. lie shot the two deputy
slerlrs sent to escort him to Jail, and was still
numbering people when Pat Garrett ended his
bloody carecr.-Washington Post
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1902-01-21
Thought Well of in Brooklyn,

The Rev. DR.. Cuyler, of Brooklyn, tells story
the authenticity of which he vouchcs for about
DR.. Bethunc, who had successful pastorate
reaching over many years in one OF the Dutch
Reformed churches of Brooklyn.
Late in his life fattering offer was made him
to take New York church. After mature relec-
tion DR.. Bethune decided to remain in Brooklyn,
and declined the offer, 10 the great satisfaction
OF his own parishioncrS.
Same weeks later DR.. Bethune had occasion to
cross the East river ferry. 1t was during the
early morning rush hours. There was n great
crowd OH the boat, and lie was obliged TO stand
up.
Presently one OF the passengers got up and be-
gan to signal to the doctor by remarkable set
of gestculltions to come and take his seat. As
he noticed that the man WAS considerably under
the influence of liquor, and wished to avoid at
tracing attention, he took The profered seat.
But the donor was not satisfied then. lie put
his hand heavily OH the doctors shoulder, and
said in maudlin tone:
Il say. Doc yer done know how much we
think OF yer, in Brooklyn, ever since Yer told
that New York congregation that offers yer big
salary ter come over to New York and save their
souls that you'd 'cm damned frst'--New
York Tribune
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1902-01-21
ALWAYS BUSY.
1902 Money Saving Sale

Is now on. with every pair Of our
Feet and Health Saving Shoes you
get shoe sinner free.
400 pairs of Mems Double Soled,
Vici Kid and Box Calf Shoes, worth
$2,oo. Our 1000 Cash IN ~
400 pairs OF Youths Vici Kid
patent tips, worth $I.oo. ro
Our 1902 Cash Price 80. QUO
100 pairs OF Youths and Boys
LegginS, mixed lots, not all skies in
every lot, but the size you need in
some of the lots, worth 20
S1.25 Our 1909 Cash Price QUO
100 pairs OF Mems Solid Tap Boots
all sizes, worth $I.5o to s.. 50.
Our 1902 Cash N oo
price. 100
100 pairs of Mems Solid Tapped
Soled Shoes, lace and Blucher,
worth $l.a5. Our 1902 on
Cash Price. ce............. OUC
100 pairs Ladies' Vici Kid button
and lace Shoes worth $r.oo to
$r.25. Our 1909 Cash --
Price .................. -. /SC
400 pairs Misses and Children's S
Vici Kid School Shoes, worth 75c
TO $r.oo. Our 1907 Cash IN,
Price. CU(
Mixed lot of Ladies' Dress and
Fancy Slippers, toe little bit mar
row, worth $I.oo to $l.5o. ~
Our 1909 Cash Price 80. JUC
You can see by the above list that
very little cash is required to pur-
chase good reliable and honest foot
ware.
Lewis & Reilly, wyoming ii1a;"S Avenue
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1902-01-21

~~ HE DECISION of the Demo-
Gratis of the house to adro-
cate letting go the Philip
pines comes too late to be
impressive. The time TO have reached
that decision, if it was their intent and
objective, was when the treaty OF peace
with Spain, accepting and sealing
American jurisdiction over the Philip"
ines, was before the senate for ratifi-
cation If the Democrats had wanted
the Philippines relinquished, then, of
all times, was the proper time to put
forward their doctrines and make 1T
effective. They had the votes to do 1t.
But for Mr.. Bryan's personal canvass
OF senator's made with the declared
purpose of putting the Republican ad-
ministration in hole, the peace treaty
would not have been ratified the Phil
ippine problem would have assumed
some other form and there would not
today be q chance for the display at
Washington of the Democracy's char
acteristic grumbling over things ac-
complished and irrevocable.
The proposition which the Democracy
now puts before the county, that our
government shall inform the Filipino
BUSH whackers that as soon as they
shall have set up a stable government,
capable of taking over the obligations
accepted by the United States in the
treaty of Paris, and agreed to give US
our pick of coaling stations, we will
move out and let them proceed along
the lines of Malay destiny as best they
may, is not craftsmanship; it is merely
grotesque humor. Those who make it
have heard from colleagues of their
own party faith who have made per-
sonal investigation of Philippine con-
ditions that there is no probability
whatever of such fitness for independ-
ent statehood within the life-time Of
members who have but recently re-
turned from Manila say this, and do
not mince their words. What good,
then, in passing a blank cartridge
resolution or bill pretending to deal
with situation ut least a generation
off? Even if we wished, we could not
in such a matter lie the hands of our
grandchildren: and no Democrat of in
telligence at Washington would really
wish to do So The present intent is
merely to manufacture little second
class campaign powder.
The Democratic prayer continues to
be: GIVE, @ give us an issue. Any
thing for an issue!'
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1902-01-21
A Harum-Like Story.

"From the mountains of New llampshre' says
the Boston Transcript, "comes a David llalum'
like story Of the advent OF the first automobile
which made its appearance last summer. having
climbed one of the steep slopes near Wonalanc2t
with disastrous results to the running gear, The
accident happened near hayfeld, where farmer
was endcayorng to repair broken moving ma
chine. Attracted by the appearance of the strange
looking hoIseless vehicle, the farmer left his oc'
cupation and came out to inspect the remark
able object with open mouthed astonishment.
After a few moments OF silent scrutiny he said
to the chauffeur who was repairing the break
as well as he could. What d. yet call that 'ere
machine? That is an automobile was the re.
ply; what do YOU call yoursT pointing wag
gislly to the disabled apparatus iW the field.
WAL was the dry response, with a pause for 4
shift of 'chaw,' It outomo''hay but it don't!' :"
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1902-01-21
A Flank Movement and a Rout.

In the court house ua Irishman stood charged
with stealing a watch from fellow citizen. lie
stouty denied the impeachment, and brought 4
counter accusation against his accuser for assault
and battery committed With a frying pan. The
Judge was inclined TO take a COMMON sense view
OF the case, and, regarding the prisoner, said:
'Why did you allow the prosecutor. who is a
smaller man than yourself to assault you without
resistance? Had you nothing in your hand to
defend yourself with2"
"Bedad, your honor" said Pat. II had his
watch, but what was that against frying panI"
-Tit-Bits.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1902-01-21

If the Daughters of the Confederacy
keep up the good work of censure,
"Uncle Toms Cabin" will soon become
as interesting in the South as were
Olga Nethersole's forbidden perfor-
mances of "Sappho" in the North
some time ago.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1902-01-21
Tales Out of School.

Sutor--Yowr sister and | were Just talking
business out here on the veranda.
Her Little Brother-oll, 10, you weren't. When
4 fellow begins to talk business sister always
takes him into the conservatory. Smart Set.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1902-01-21

was that we need to get more play into
our school-work; more outdoor running
about: more training OF the hand and
eye and lung and muscle, even though,
as an offset, we may have to surrender
a little cube root, algebra or antedi-
luvian geography. lie may have drawn
his conclusions with a free. hand. but
there is Il world of timely truth ana
plain horse sense IN them.
-
The man who writes reliable news
of Miss Stone has broken out again.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1902-01-21
Pierpont rlorgan's Latest.

:" UMOR for some time has been
busy with alleged details OF
= " a grand coup about to be
executed by that marvellous
man, John Pierpont Morgan, in con-
junction with a number of wealthy
colleagues signing for new worlds to
conquer. 1t is asserted with every
show OF confidence that Mr. Morgan
has brought near to elimination
merging of the more important English
steamship lines plying between Amerl-
can and European ports, the practical
effect of which viii be TO put under
American control large share of the
worlds carrying trade,
Those mentioned as being interested
with MIR. Morgan In this truly Ma
poleonic enterprise have steadily re-
fused to be quoted or have entered dip
iamatGe denials; and of course Mr.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1902-01-21
At a Woman,s Club.

Miss IIomely--As for myself should prefer to
be kissed to DEATH
An Unkind Member--But where could you get
an executioner?- Set.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1902-01-21

Admiral schley's success as deer
hunter shows that it is not necessary
for prominent Democrats to confine
their efforts entirely to duck shooting.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1902-01-21

II Quay is against Elliin, and E;lkin
las no show. why in the world are the
"Antis" worrying so?
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1902-01-21
THE FLAT RATE FOR ADVERTISING.

FOR cards oi thanks. resolutions Of condolence
aud similar contributions in the nature OF ad-
rcrtIsins The Tribune makes charge OF cents
u line
Rates for Classified Advertising furnished on
npplication
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1902-01-21

Andrew Lang characterizes Rudyard
I<ipling's efforts us rubbish written
against the games" Verify Mr.. Kip
ling is in danger of being discovered.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1902-01-21
REPUBLICAN CITY TICKET.

CoLtrollcr--EVAN X. NORRIS.
Election February Is.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1902-01-21
Parkhurst ct Al,

&: q: :::::.::: + ;::' (: e; g;
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1902-01-21
NLEY'S
Block Silks
For Sp|ilg 1902

Are of unusual merit--guar-
anteed to give satisfactory
silkwear, will not break, crock
or slip.
Our Silks have established
a splended reputation for ex-
cellence of quality, finish and
wear, we can recommend
them to your consideration
with great confidence.
Black Dress Silks are
shown here in all the new
and popular weaves:
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1902-01-21
Hunting an Issue.

|H HE DECISION of the Demo-
Gratis of the house to adVo-
cate letting go the Philip
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1902-01-21

Many of the most popular pat
terms in the windows this week.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1902-01-21

insertions to match all pat
terms.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1902-01-21

A hint of the June bride to
be-" Several designs of lace bridal
dresses shown near the linen de-
partment.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1902-01-21

Narrow Edgings from Sc, a yard
ON,
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1902-01-21

A new insertion comes to us
this season, with strong beaded
edge. making it especially adapt
able to outside trimming, Prices,
25c to Soc. Il yard.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1902-01-21

" y AVE our schools become in
Fl stitutions for the prepar-
Il Il alton of inValids; our school
J,nn l.. rnr hn
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1902-01-21

Swiss Edgings, one inch em-
broidering to three inch embroid-
ering; on two-inch cambric to
five and one-quarter inches cam
brio. Prices, l5c. yard up,
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1902-03-01
POLO SEASON
DRAWS TO CLOSE

Three teams VIII play polo at IA
piolani Park this afternoon, commenc-
ing at o'clock The Reds will play
two periods with third team, and the
Blues will do likewise. The teams VIII
be- made up as follows:
Reds-Potter /. shingle >. Dillingham;
and Atkinson back.
Blues-Ju6d /, Hancock ,, Angus
and Dole back.
Third Team-Carter l, Waterhouse 2
Diclley ; and Copp back
on March 10 the Reds and Blues will
play a game at Kapiolani Park for the
benefit of the NJ Kinley memorial
fund. This wiz be the final game OF
the polo season. which will reopen in
August.
Ia the memorial game the Polo Asso-
citation rules will govern, and there
Will be four periods of fifteen minutes
each. actual play. with two minutes
after each goal and seven minutes in
terval between periods.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1902-03-01
CHILD'S MEDICINE
WHY?

Because SCOTS Emulsion re-
lieves such an extraordinary
variety of children's diseases
all the way from slight colds to
the serious hip disease.
Because SCOTS Emulsion IS
asharmless as milk. Well borne
even by the delicate stomachs
of babies.
Because children respond so
quickly to its action. A medi-
cine peculiarly suited to their
sensitive nature. 1t is wonder
full how rapidly delicate chill
dren improve in every way
while taking SCOTS Emulsion
Because children like the
taste. Most OF them like Scots
Emulsion at once. The RESI-
soon learn to like it. Little
daily doses bring the results
w.1rs.,5 YOU 1:,,Ie TO Try, II you Ike
sCoTr s EowNE, cog Pearl street, New is5i.