Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1902-10-25
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Fred-John's wife helps him with his
literary labors, doesn't she? Freder-
icka-Oh! yes, she cashes his checks
81 wonder If he knows my sister has
money" HAS he proposed?" "He
has" "He does."-New York Herald.
"Do you believe in love at first sight,
ChrlsT "Sure If more men took a
closer look they wouldn't fall in love-"
Philadelphia Bulletin.
"Will you marry me?" he asked. 81
told you once that l would not" she
answered. yes, but that was yester-
day." he urged.-Tid-Bits
Its a small village" $50 small
they call shop storep ooh, small
err than that. They call a store an en-
porium. New York Sun.
HE proposed to her as a joke"
"Yes?" well, she accepted him. He
does not regard himself as humorist
any more. brooklyn Life.
Jaggles-A new summer drink has
been named ping-pong. Waggles-So
they're going to force 1t down our
lurOdlS, Ell I-NeW 1Ork Sun.
Too late we learn to grasp the clew,
'TwiXt that which is and that which
was;
And the man who's always ''going to-
Is the man who never does"
Jenkins holds his head mighty high
this mornin'. What's happened?'
"Just put a mortgage on the mule an
Constitution.
"Pa," said little Willie, 81 wonder
why bad actor is called a ham,"
Perhaps" replied his father, otis be-
Philadelphia Press.
He-Do you mean to say the plumber
has not been here yet? She-No-isn't
1t shameful? And we such good GUS
toners; our plumbing is nearly always
out of order!-Brooklyn Life.
Traveller sent you half an hour
ago to the railway station to find when
the next train goes. POrter-Yes, sir,
and to be sure and be exact l waited
till 1t started-it was just 12:37-Poli-
chinelle
II don't believe you love me bitv'
sobbed his wife. But l do, darlingt
/" Don't tell me! It's unnatural
you should. No man could love q
woman who wears such old hats as /
do."-Answers.
Judge-Have the letters been duly
examined by the handwriting expert?
Prosecutor-Yes your honor. Judge
Very well, let the handwriting expert
now be examined by the insanity ex-
pert.-Ohio State Journal.
Clerk-"Mr. Shipper was in while you
were out; he said he'd call again to-
morrow. Proprietor-Very kind of him.
Clerk-But he wanted to collect a bill.
Proprietor-Very kind to say when he
would call-Boston Transcript.
"Now that my engagement to Edgar
is broken off l wonder If he'll ask me
to return the jewels that he gave meY
IF he doesn't ask for them I'd send
them back at once-for in that case
they're not genuinew-Fliegende Blaet-
ter.
"Of course you've read Homer's story
Of Ulysses and Calypso haven't your
mo, l really can't say that l have.
There's so many books keep coming out
now, don't you know, that l just sim
ply don't pretend to keep track of them
all."-Chicago Times Herald.
Mr.. Stingum-By the way. Sharpe
says he saw you in the Bongtong cafe
DISQUALIFICATION Cadd-Yes, but 1
cut him. Did he tell you that? Mr..
Stingum-No, but he did remark that
he expected every minute to see you
cut lf.-Philadelphia Press.
Mr.. Nagget-Oh, what's the matter
with you? You're forever finding
fault Mrs. Naggett (sweetly)-Well,
that equalizes things; you're forever
losing one. Mr.. Nagget-Losing one?
Mrs. Nagget-Yes, your temper. Sure
ly that's fault-Catholic Standard
and Times.
Mrs. Waldo (of Boston)-I have a
letter from your Uncle James, Pencil
ope, who wants us to spend the sum-
mer on his farm. Penelope dubious
lJC-1o llSlC any SOClSlJ III Lne uSlSA
borhood? Mrs. Waldo-I've heard him
speak of the Holsteins and Guernseys.
I presume they are pleasant people,
Boston Christian Register.
Life Worth Liying.-George-W
life is worth living, after all. Jack
What's happened? George-I went to
railway station to see my sister off,
and by some chance Harry Handsom
was there to see his sister off, and in