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Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1902-06-23
Lansburgh&BrO.,
42o to 426 Seventh street,
WASHINGTON. DC.
LOCAL RREVITIE8.

Chas. White, wsrtsd 10 Washington
charged with stealing money and
clothes is locked up at the station
house.
A white woman living on north Lee
street wss ARRESTED this evening charged
with disorderly conduct.
A little child was bitten by dog on Lee
street, lear Jefferson, yesterday.
The remains OF John II. Dudley, q former
Alexsndrian. who died In Washington last
week, were brought here yesterday evening
and inter ell.
William Kimball and William Trigger
were fined So 80 each in the Police Court
this morning for fighting Saturday night at
the Fsyette street depot
The Spanish War Veterans Association, OF
Washington, on Saturday night held meet.
iup 10 the II otel Appich and transacted cor
siderable routine business. After the bust
ness session dionsr WAS served.
lir.iPeter Wetstlsken, foreman at the Port.
ner Brewery, yesterday gave the employees
sn excursion down the river on the steam
yachts Spray and J. 8. Douglass. The excur'
siorists sud their host hsd Q delightful time.
Rebecca and John Brsnson. bath colored
we're arrested yesterday at the instance OF
Richard Williams. also colored. who charged
them with asssultleg him The evidenca
| this morning showed that the complainant
had no use and he was fined and the de
| fendants dismissed.
The front truck Of the trailer Of = car or
| the electric railway jumped the trafk st The
switch on King street, iust east OF washing
ton street, few minutes sf or 2 O'clock yes
| terdsy. The front step OF the trailer WA
| considerably damsged. The car Was gotteI
| on the track shortly afteIward, and trafi'
was bot slightly interrupted.
An indication OF the alleged growing senti
ment for teototslsm is afforded at the south
west corner Of Prince and Royal streets. Fo
many yosIs liCuors were dispensed at tina
pint. Recently the place was closed and
| now an enterprising youth has started
SNOWFALL stand in the font door where sweet
ene1 ice. stick candy, 6cp are dispeDted 4
youngsters.
Mr.. Thomas Terrett, Of Bsilev's Gro,
Roads, was in town buying goods and greet
ing his old friends on Saturday. he saws tn
farmers OF Fairfax county sre wstchin
clotely the effects Of the cool weatf er an
frequent rains on their wheat which is a.
ready backward. He thinks harvesting wi
begin 10 his neighborhocd the latter part Q
this or during next week.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1902-06-23

River NoTEs The two-mssted
schooner Carrie, which carried cargo
OF lumber to Washington, Is at the chip
yard here. and will be hauled out for
repairs previous to sailing for the James
river.
The schooner Fannie which was
hauled oft on tle railway for calkiog
and psi ting was launched Saturday.
Phe steamer Dennis Simmons after
unloading her cargo OF lumber was
hauled out at the shipysrd Saturday fol-
some minor repsirs.
The schooner H. s. Ward is loading
q cargo of brick and building material
at this port for Wilklnsou's wharf, Va
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1902-06-23

DIED AT THE ALMsSHoUsE. Gabriel
Williams, q young colored man, ap'
peared at the station house about a
week ago and asked the Mayor for per-
mil { } cit ,r the slms house. He was
barefooted and both of his feet were
much swollen. His request was grant.
ed, but later he left the aims house and
was found 10 the city in 40 unconscious
condition aud taken to the InhImsry
Yesterday 1t was decided to take hin
back to the aims house. He was
conveyed to that institution but dieo
while being carried up the steps.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1902-06-23

ARM AMPTUTATED.-The announce
inert of an accident ID Leslie, the
twelve-yesr-old son OF Mr.. Horace b.
Ramey, By which his arm was broken,
has been made in the Gszatie. IL was
supposed that the fracture would
prove no more serious than thousands
of such cases. The accident occurred
last Friday, when the little fellow was
playing with companions 10 the back
yard OF his parents residence, when he
fell from 3 lattice work and had bis
right arm broken. His arm was sci
and there was every reason to suppose
that rapid convslescepce was to follow
About twenty-four hours later, however,
il was discovered that the broken arm
had lost all sensation and IL was found
that gaugrene extended from the wrist
some distance above the elbow. Am
putation was the only course to pursue
in order to save the boys life. He was
removed yesterday evening to the
Alexandra H 1spitsl where the arm was
| amputstsd. The child was resting easy
today, no uDfsvorsble symptoms
having developed. The operation wal
performed by Drs. Jones O'Brien an(
| Miller,
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1902-06-23
Don't Start Wrong.

Don't start the summer with q lingering
cough or cold. We all know what sum mer
cold" is. It's the hardest kind to cure. Often
it "haDgs on" through the entire season,
Take it in hand right now. A few doses Of
One Minute Cough Cure will set you right.
Sure cure for c)ughs, cold, Group, grip, bIon-
chitis, all throat and lung troubles. Abso'
luteIy ssfe. Acts at once. Children like It.
"One Minute Cough Cure 10 the best cough
medicine ever used" says J. W. Bowles,
Groyeton, N. n. II never found anything
else that acted 90 safely aud quickly. For
sale by E. G. Lesdbeater & Sons.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1902-06-23
Mems and Boys
furnishings.

Mems regligs Shirts. We have received
new shipments Of Mems Neglige Shirts. The
stock Is now filed up sgsin With new and
pretty patterns. The famous Mar haitian
Shirts In white and colored, always the same.
Price, each-.. -.... ~
Our Que dollar White Madras aud Colored
Shirts cannot be excslled for quality, ut or
style and we do not sell them for less, because
they are worth 80. ........... %
We offer splendid values in Mems white
Malrss and Colored Neglige Shirts. for
Menu Colored Madras Shirts with two col.
lars and pair Of cuff. Each ..... ......5Oc
Mems Light and Dark Working shirts.
Choice ..,..................2 % and 90:
Mems Black satiesn Shirts. with collars at
tsched. ......50. 7jc and u W
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1902-06-23

PERsoNAL.-MIss George M. Wun-
der, daughter of Mr.. George o. Wunder,
and Mr. Frank Upman, OF Washington,
were married at the residence Of the
brides parents In Alexandria county o 4
Saturday.
Mr.. Charles o. Summers, son of Mr..
George l.. Summers. formerly OF this
city, but now living at Bsrnesville,
Ga, Is on o Wis to friends 10 this city.
Mr.. Orlando II. Kirk of this city WHIT
was delegate 10 the recent T. P. A.
Convention at Portland, Oregon, ex-
tended bis tip to the Pacific Goa. T.,
where he visited different points of In
terest 10 California. He is returning
home by another route, and is now at
Yellowstone Park, where he will spend
q week.
Mr.. Tai. Coflis Is seriously Ill ct bis
home 10 this city.
Among those registered at Hsddon
Hall, Atlantic City, are Messrs. William
Fsulooner, Arthur Bryant and K. T.
Brookes of this oty.
Mics Ann Lawson Tebbs, who for
some time has been living In Fauquier
county, Is visiting her Sister, Mrs. Eliza
beth T. McVeigh. .,,
Mr.. David w. Beatty is seriously i'll
at the residence of his daughter, Mrs.
E P. Taylor, 604 Cameron street.
Mr.. Bathurst Dsingerfeld is visiting
Mr.. Carroll N. J. RasiD, In Baltimore:
Rev. William Page DSms, son OF
Rev. DR.. William NJ. Dame, rector OF
Memorial P. E Church, Baltimore, and
who was ordained to the priesthood on
Friday at the Theological Seminary,
pear this city, has entered upon his du-
ties as assistant rector of Memorial
Church, and yesterday morning preach
ed 10 that church.
At yesterday mornings services OF
Christ Church Rev. B rrymsn Green
read his resgiuation as rector OF that
church, which bad been previously sub.
mitted to and reluctantly accepted by
the vestry OF the CT urch.
Mr.. w. E. Latham who has been
quite sick for the past week is able to
be out again.
Mr.. 8. L Monroe Is confined to his
home by sickness.
mr6. tlrRiuia n. O4iuReIuolu 10 tuo
guest of Mis- Nellie Wsttles.
On Sunday evening, the 10th, MIR.
Stuart Johns gave a supper at the
Willoughby Club ct Ocean View, in
honor OF Miss Julia Hunter, OF Alex
sndris.- Norfolk Landmark Miss
Hunter has returned t. her nome In
this city.
Mr.. James w. Payne and Miss Mag
gle Cowhig were married IT st. Msry's
parsonage this morning by Rev.
Father Cutler. L tar they left on q
b. idal trip 10 North Carolina.
Miss Elizabeth Ewing, who has been
teaching art 10 Bethany College at
Topeka, Kansas, lie on visit to her
family 10 his city before going to spend
the rest of the summer In the mountlios.
Mr.. Edgar Allen Clark and Miss
Mabel Esltl.e Anderson, OF Lynchburg,
were married by Rev. G. E. Ball 10 this
city this morning
Miss Griffith, Miss Minnie Griffith,
Mrs. Ann Lee and DR.. J. r. Bromwell
of Maryland, are ct Atlantic City.
Gait. F. G. Faulkner and bis
daughter, Mrs. Lee Sonner, spent yes
terdsy at Buemont Loudoun county.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1902-06-23
Mems Summer
Underwear.

We have most everything in the way OF
Mems Summer Underwear. Mems Good Bal
briggan Undershirts, long or short sleeves;
Each. ....... ........... %, SOC and $lO0
Mems Good Bslbrggan Drawers. Each
......... ..... % SOC and VI w
We make q speciality OF Mems Extra sizs
Underwear and Shirts. You will find Under
shirts here up to size 80 and Top Shirts up to
size 10.
long or short sleeves. Each.-- JOc
Men's White Lisle Drawers, extra thin.
Pair"... -'.'s. '''''''- oVc
Mems Bleachod and Unblesched Jean
| Drawers, all sizes Pair, only Pc
Mems Fine Bleiched Jean Drawers with
string or knit bottoms. Pair..........-...jOc
Mons Fine Bleached Jean Drawers, with
elastic seams. Pair. .."...... -.... OOc
Mems Very Fine Quality Blescbed jean
Drawers, with olsstic seams (scrivent
make). Pair"". 20:
Mems Fins Leather Belts 10 tan, gray and
black. Each ........... % 30, 80, 71c aud 81 w
Mems Pne stocks, in white plain blue,
plain pink and fancy stripes. Each % = 3Oc
Mems Wash Ties. Each ..--.---... ...... lOc
Mems Wash Tics Each, .-.... ......... l2iec
Mems Wash Ties. Each. .....21c
Mems Fine Black Lace and Dropstlsch hsit
Hose. Pair ......'lEi, ~ sDu W.
Mems Fancy DIopstiteh Half Hose.
Pair anu %oo
Mems Fast Black Hose, with white feet,
Pair ..............a.......l24c snd Zoe
Mems Fine Balbriggsn Half Hose. Pair
.................... ......"."-...""..lZt and Zoe
Mems Fine Black sni Fancy Lace Hose.
Pair. ...'Ouc
Mems Fine Isle Thread Hose, black snd
tan. .....slO anu -'o
Mems Blsck, Tan, Gray and Fancy Hoe,
l0c three pair. for.... Ipc
Arrow Brand Collars, ell sizes, from to
10. 12le each. Dozen. -....$l 90
Earl and Wilson Collars, Gil styles, y
each. Dozen. .........sZ 90
Ladies', Misses and Boys Low Linen Co.,
lars Each 12ic. Dc zen..."..........." %
Mems Carriers. Psir..--...... 10 an -
Mems and Boys Cslluloid Collars. tor 2o'
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1902-06-23

WEDpING.-Miss Hediug Henle, OF
Washington was married yesterday
morning 10 Baltimore TO Mr.. Julius
Driefus, OF this city. The ceremony
was performed st the residence OF Rab-
bi Adolph Guttmacher. The wedding
was very quiet and there were no at
tendsnis. Immediately after the cere-
mony MIR. and Mrs. Driefus left for
Atlantic City. They will live in this
city, where the groom lie 10 business
To the marriage license Mr.. Driefus'i
age is given Sc 60 years and that OF hi
bride as 40 years.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1902-06-23
Lawns, Lawns.

Pretty lawns. Dainty Lawns. Beautiful
Law os arc the kind we are showing. Our
variety Is very large ear prices very small,
and We believe we can suit any one who
wa ats pretty, cool and inexpensive summer
drsss either in plain shades, stripes, figures,
dos, linen, dotted swisses, woven dots. &c.
Yard ........ 5. 10, 12i, Is, Is. 70 and Zoo
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1902-06-23
MONETARY AND COMMERCIAL,

New York, June % - The stock market
opened qliet To-Day, wish prices generally
! showing little change from eatu rday. No
new inf1euce was developed over tae SuL'
day holiday.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1902-06-23
Ladies' White
Shirt Waists.

Ladies' White avn Shirt Waists, stylishly
made, nicely trimmed and Of exchllens quail.
iiy materials. Some button In front and
some button in the back. very cool ana com,
Portable. Each 40. $50 $1O0, $50 and 81 90
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1902-06-23
DRY GOODS
DRY GOODS.
Al & 40 KING STREET.

constantly striving to make this store better
every day by doing offer our patrons me OF
e first quality only at prices the reach of ALL we always take
back goods ceeruy exchange same or reund the money
O when desired.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1902-06-23

For bilousness use ChamberlsiD's
Stomach & Liver Tablets. They
cleanse the st)mach and regulate the
liver anu bowels, elfecting a quick and
permanent cure. For sale by Richard
Gibson. drnpPiat.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1902-06-23

WEATHER PRoBABrLTTIEs.-F this sec
ton fair tonight and Tuesday warmer Tues
day light northerly winds, becoming vsria-
HE
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1902-06-23
LOCAL MATTERS.

aun rises tomorrow st AL .. n. and seh
T:a5 y. no. High water ct 500 a. N. ane
S:26 p. N.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1902-06-23

20 GENT TEA-Five half chests excep'
OO tionally Fine Moyune GunPowdeI
wa J. @. M1LBURN.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1902-06-23
Muslin
Underwear
Bargains.

This June sale of Muslin Uuder.
wear was planed on an almost limit.
less scale. Consequently varieties are
much greater than usual. Here's just
a handful of the bargains
Women's French Cambria Corset Covers,
round neck, some trimmed with four
rows f torchon lace insertion. Others Or
with narrow VAienciehnes. Special. %%~
Women's Gowns. made Of gcoi muslin, We
peck, trimmed with embroidery insertion,
others high yoke with hemstitched dIr
tucks foil width. Special.............. tn
Won ems Short Kimonas made OF fine
batiste in very pretty Oriental patterns. OF
PINK, blue, lavender, and red, with AOc
white lawn borders. Special. F>S
Women's Long Kimonas in plain white and
figured lawn, in pink, blue and Law
ender. Regular $1.48 value. CT 10
Special......... NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS..
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1902-06-23
Dry Goods
and Notions.
WASH SKIRTS CSC.

We offer at special low price five de zen
Ladies's Wash Skirts, ell sizes, IS folsWs'
Plain Black Duck Shirt, Black Duck
Skirts with white dots, Blue Duck Skirts
with white braid, Linen Skirts trimmed with
white braid, also Plain Covert Cloth Skirts.
Cho;ca ...... 98c
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1902-06-23

We also offer several dozen Covert Cloth
Walking skirts, well made and heavily
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1902-06-23
DRY GOODS.
LANSBURGH & BRO,
washington's Favorite Store.

Business Hours s a. m. to 6 p. IN.
Saturdays 9 o'clock.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1902-06-23
Infants
Ribbed Vests.

Infants Little Ribbed Vests. from the
smallest to the largest size. Good quality
cool and comfortable Each...-.s-. and &c
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1902-06-23

NOR RENT The TwO-sIoRY BRIcK
Il DWELLING, No. 613 south Lee street.
with large side lot. Possession given at once
Apply at this Office. apo II
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1902-06-23
Colored Shirt Waists.

We are showing beautiful line OF Ladies'
Colored Shirt Waists. They are carefully
and stylishly made in fancy stripes, polks
dots, plain linen, &C. Each 40, 75c and $l.O "
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1902-06-23

Daily Deliveries to Alexandria
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1902-06-23
Ladies' Ribbed Vests.

Plain White. Colorei Border and Noun
ing handkerchief. Each ...".... .-.......... DC
Plsin White, Embroidery and Mourning
Handkerchief sch...."..~".""."."" lOc
Plain White Hemstitcb, Embroidery and
Mourning Handkerchiefs. Each l2l and 23c
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1902-06-23
Children's GauZe
Underwear.

Ohildren'e White Gsuze Under Vests and
Pants, sll sizes very thin and cool.
Each II 10 ZOc
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1902-10-17

of the parent for so greata portion OF |
the time he should be one whose life
is exemplary who, by thorough
discipline of self has learned to, and
does control himself-one who has
personal magnetism and individuality
sufficient to inspire the confidence of
the pupil, without which, the teacher
will not be able to lead or control.
The teacher should also be one
possessed of aptitude for teaching,
love for the pupil and truthfulness
and with all a person whose life and
character, and every act indicates an
underlying principle of right and true
devotion to God. And were it my
privilege and high responsibility to
assist in employing teachers, care you
a Christian and all it implies would
be among the first questions to the
one looking for the position, for as
DR.. Huntington has truly said-"Not
the most eloquent exortations to the
erring and disobedient, though they
be in the tongues of men or of angels
can move nightly upon your scholars
resolutions till the nameless, uncon-
scious, but infallible presence of a
consecrated, earnest heart lifts its
holy light into your eyes, -hallows your
temper, breathes its pleading benedic-
tons into your tones and authenti-
Gates your entire bearing with its
open seal"
Influence of schools always felt
throughout the community therefore
it is important that it have an in
fuence for good to uplift, and purify
the human life. The school is the
great preparatory for future work in
the home, the church and the state.
In the school are spent the days of
the formative period of the persons
life.
While the mind is plastic and the
young life easily nodded of what vital
importance is it then that the school
be such as shall train his will, mold
his life. instruct and direct his mind
and throw around him such an
influence as will fit him for a noble
service for his country and his fellow
men, and to at the same time assist
in preparing him to uplift and lead
mankind, to such an extent that they
may enjoy the promise of the ''life
that now is and that which is to
come"
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1902-10-17
KINGS AND THEIR CAPITALS.
Have Never Gotten Along Pleasantly
with Each Other.

The dislike of kings for their CAPT
tails, and of their capitals for them,
is a historical fact of some interest
for which it is difficult to find sat
isfactory explanation. The capital is
almost always imperia,iiistic ii Sent
ment, exuitin9 in the spread of the
kings dominion, and conscious of
certain separate claim to grandeur
as the center of national life, and the
point from which all authority rays
out, yet it rarely delights in the SOW
ereign or his court. The sovereign,
on the other hand, is usually proud
of his chief city, invests it with all
manner Of privileges, and beauties
it at the cost of all other cities, yet
manifests toward it certain degree
at once of fear and Of distaste. The
double feeling was, we fancy, mani
tested very early. Rome must always
have been full of libels about the en-
perors, and certainly never defended
them when attacked, while the en-
perors, as time went on, gradually
made habit of absenting themselves,
though to the end they never for
got that they were great and abso-
lutte because in them Rome, with her
slaim to dominion over earth, was
in some way incarnate. The eastern
emperors, it is true, always resided
in New Rome, and expended vast
sums in identifying and amusing it;
but they always regarded is as sort
Of wolf held by the ears, while Of all
their cities it was the most riotous,
and the one which most needed mill
tary control. In modern times the
Bourbons so disliked Paris that for
a hundred years they gave up the
habit of living there, while the peo-
pie slowly accumulated the hatred
and contempt for royalty which burst
forth at last in the revolution. The
popes made modern Rome so COM
pletely that the popular proverb ran:
"Rome is dying with the popes, but
without them is dead" Yet through
out history Rome and its mobiles were
the most pressing Of papal troubles,
and Rome never reverenced its popes
as did the remainder of the Catholic
world.-London Spectator.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1902-10-17

the voters-especially of Hois-
fhoV
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1902-10-17

that there are lots of grasshoppers In
that locality, and some farmers will
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1902-10-17
QUEER PLACE FOR AN EAGLE.
Workman on Roof of British House of
Parliament Wrecked.

One of the workmen engaged in re-
pairing the roof of the central lobby
of the houses of parliament the other
afternoon was suddenly attacked by
a huge bird. The man was handi-
capped by the precariousness of his
position. After struggle lasting sew
eral minutes, in the course of which
the bird bit a piece of flesh out of his
hand and with its talons and beak
inflicted injuries to the face and arms,
the workman secured the bird by the
wings and legs and succeeded in con-
weying it safely to the floor of the
lobby.
The creature turned out to be a
young eagle of considerable size and
most savage nature. It pecked at
every hand outstretched to touch it,
and continually struggled to regain
its liberty. 1t was placed in an impro-
vised cage in the watchman's box. It
is believed that the bird either escaped
from some private collection or has
been brought from the country by
the strong winds, and was attracted
TO the houses of parliament by the nu-
merous plump pigeons which make
their nests there. It was ravenously
hungry and eagerly consumed the
food given to it by the sympathetic
constables and office keepers In the
matter of diet it exhibited all the raw
enousness of its kind and ate up ev-
erything which was given it.-Lon-
don Chronicle.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1902-10-17
BREv1TIEs OF FUN. .

Kissing is said to be responsible for
. good deal of heart trouble.-Chi-
cago Daily News.
An Insinuation.-1They claim to
be connected with some of the best
families" 'sBy telephone?"-Phil-
adelphia Bulletin.
S'I am Duke de Bosso." Hotel
Clerk-sSWell, so long as you don't
get noisy, and pay in advance, well
let you stay here" -Philadelphia
Record.
Artist-sYes, 1 am badly paid for
good work, but am content" The
Other-"In the love of art?" Artist
Eyes, and then, if 1 live long
enough, the day will come when I
shall be we'll paid for bad work. p
Town Topics.
In the Performance of His Duty
Mrs. Hauskeep-'sYou needn't deny
it, Della, I saw you permit that po
liceman to kiss you last night" Della
CAV coorse, ma'am. Shure, ye
wouldn't have me resist an officer,
would ye?"-Philadelphia Press.
Oficer-F1s your brother, who was
SO deaf, any better?" Bridget
'sSure, he'll be all right in the morn
ing" Oficer-"You don't say so"
Bridget-'SYes; he was arrested yes
terday, and he gets his hearin' in the
morning. Denver Republican.
Bridget's Idea.-Mrs. Bricabrac-
"Good gracious, Bridget, how could
you have broken that precious vase?
It was 400 years -old.'' Bridget
(calmly)-"Oh, if it was an ould thing
like that, yez can take it out av me
mkt weeks wages. What to Eat.
A Danger Signal-"I'm sorry, but
I shall have to insist that your bond
with the guarantee company be dou-
bled.' ''I-I-what is the matter,
sir?" ''Well, it has just come to my
knowledge that your neighbors out in
Suburbanville call you Honest
John IN. Y. Press.