The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1902-03-01

sc. Name eighty reasons FIR dhrawln
gun.
81 State ye'er opinyion iv sheep men
80. Write a brief account of IN HE
an death of Billy tn Kid
CIV coorse. Hinnissy, this is on'y part
iv tn exercise. They'll be practical tests
as well. TIL Eligible list'I be taken out
into tn yard an required to shoot at
movin' an stationary targets, at pedes-
threens an horsemen, firm tn pocket,
firm tn hip, over tn shoulder, firm
window with a sawed-off gun, an so on
They'll be required to bust a buckin
bronco, cut out a steer firm tn nerd
without stampedin' th' rest. la<ssoo NOV
in objects an give other eXhlbitlns ~
science. An tn la-ad that wins out'n
have to defend his job again all corners
fr moath.
Il want to see tn day. We're a nation
iv hayroes an none but hayroes shud
enjye tn spoils. Thin We'll read that tn
Hon. Mil1ee McCorSer has been appinted
Amba ssadure to England. Mike is wan
of tn mos determined statesmen be-
tween Rapid City an Rawlins. His early
life was srint in SecluSion, OWN to
little t''5'rence about horse. but he had
no .i.sr apDaared in public life thin he
mad@ his II. * tn marshal iv Red
Gulch. He appiid himslf to his chosen
career with such perseverance an so
thrue an aim that within two years he
had risen to tn head iv his profession
a position that he has since held without
interruption. EXCEPT durin' tn peryod
whin tn Hon. Grindle II. Cash shelled
him FIR three days with a howitZer- His
remarkable night attack on that gallant,
but sleepy, statesman will not soon be
frgotten. \ great ovation will be given
Bill when he pulls his freight FIR tn coort
of Saint James. Some iv tn boys is load
in up FIR it already an near all tn Chi
nese has moved into tn hills. Ambas-
Sadur Cash a Rough Rlder duTln
tn late Cuban war.
THE appintment iv Judge Rufus Flush
to be Chief Justice iv tn United States
Supreme Coort is hailed with delight be
all citizens iV New Mexico. Judge Flush
is tn recognized authority on gunshot
wounds an lynch law n tn Southwest.
besides bein' in private life pretty
handy man with knife or gun himself
He was wan iv tn first men up San Wan
hill on tn min rable day.
''Th' Sicrety iv State was visited yis-
terdah bee throop 3 iv tn Rough Riders,
inciudin' tn Sicrety iv tn Threesury, tn
Postmasther Gein'rai, nine Disthr.ck
Judges. forty Postmasters an wan hun
moo. TIL conversation was informal, but
it is undhershtud that tn ACCESSIBILITY "
an excursion to Boston to shoot up tn
impeeryalist saloons was discussed.
''Th' prisidint dhropped in durin' tn
conference an greeted all priSint be their
nfst name, WHICH Is Bill. IHeTe was
some natured chaff as to which iv tn
gintiemen was first at tn top OF San
Joon hill before tn meetin' broke up. TIL
postmasther ginral is sufferin' firm
slight knife wound"
ARE all tn people west iv tn park
shootin' menu asked Mr. Hennessy, tim
idly.
Il think So" said Mr.. Dooley, but
man that's been out there tells me not.
He says annywan but an Engiishman
cud go firm wan end iv tn West to tn
other without carryin' a gun, and that
people that kill each other are not con-
s;dhered rayspictable in Tucson amy
more thin they wud be in Eyesther Bay,
but that they are mostly dhrunk men an
tn like iv that. TIL towns, he says, is
run be men that sell ribbons. milk, yeast.
spool thread. an pills an pull teeth an
argye little foolish law suits just tn
towns down here are run. an tn bad
men are more afraid iv thin thin they
are iV each other. He says there are
things doin' out West that ntver get into
tn dime novels an that whin people lose
| their lives they dc it more often in a saw
mill or a smelter thin in a dance hall.
| He says so, but I don't believe him
II suppose" said Mr.. Hennessy, "a
man iv me peaceable disposition wud
n;ver get a job"
Make a reputation" said Mr.. Dooley-
Buy a gun"