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Arizona republican., 1902-04-08
BRIl;EIT'S DISEASE Of Long Standing, Said to Be BnCurable, Completely
 CURED
 En Eour Months
 By M6RHEh'S SAFE CURE
Alderman 5tubig Gratefully Tells How This Wonderful Me1icine Cured
 Him 0f Bright's Disease.

"144 Roscoe Boulevard, Chicago. Oct. 19. 1900. Gentlemen: About two years ago I he'd one foot in the grave, as the e..vinr goes. anI life looked pretty hlack 70 ne: the doctors called it Bright'e disease. I would give all 1 had to be cured. but nothing seemed to Io me nuca good until q neighbor rec ommerded that I try Warmers Safe Cure It was with but little hope that ] tried it. but within two weeks my general health W&s improved and in four months was cC:upletely cured. hardly dared to believe that such good fortune was mine. but l have not lost a meal TOT had an ache CT pain since. Words seem but poor to express my gratitude. Yours truly. II. M. STUBIG lsI!crman. 27th N-2rd)."
 TEST YOUR URINE. Put some morning uriae in glass or bottle, let it st~ud .l hours: fr there is a reddish sediment ia the bottom of the glass, or i. the urine is cloudy or milky, or il you see particles or germs floating about in it. your kidneys are diseased and you sHor!I lose go time. but get 2 bottle Of Warmers Safe Cure. as it is dangerous to neglect your kidneys for even oae day.
 WARNEi;'s SAFE CURE is the only positive cure for si. forms of kidney, liver. bladder and blood diseases, uric acid roison, rheumatic Sout diabetes. pain in the back. scaldiag and painful passaG, Of urine. frequent desire to urinatn, painful periods, bearing down and sO-cailed female weakness. WARNEH'S SAFE CURE is purely vegetable and contains no harmful drugs: it Gces not co"stipate: it is now put un in two regular sizes and is sold bl aIi druggists. or direct, at 50 CENTS AND $1.00 A BOTTLE. Less than one cent q dose.
 ! Recuse substitutes. There is none just as good as Warmers Safe Cure. I, has cured all forms of kidney dis ease during the last thirty years. It is prescribed by au doctors and used in
 .he leading hospitals as the only abso- , lute cure for an forms Of disease of the : kidney. liver. bladder ana blood and so-
 called female weakness.
 TRIAL BOTTLE FREE. i To convince every sufferer from dis i eases of the kidney. liver, bladder and i Elco, that Warmers Sa;e Cure will cure ! then. a trial bottle will be sent abso-
 IUteiy free to anyone who will write
 Warner Safe Cure Co, Rochester. \ , Y. and mention having seen this Iibera
 offe.' in The Republican. The genuine
 .ess of this offer is fully gaaran-
 teed by the publisher. Our doctor
 will send medical booklet, containing
 symptoms and treatment of each dis
 ease and many convincing testimonials
 free to anyone who will write.
Arizona republican., 1902-04-08

sediment or set t.irg indicates an
 unhealthy oondi- tion of the kid
 Heys; fl it stains your linen it is evidence Of kid ney trouble; too
 frequent desire to pass it or pain in
 the back is also kidneys and blad-
Arizona republican., 1902-04-08
CT are out of order.
 What to Do.

There is comfort in the knowledge so cften expressed. tha: pr. Kiimer's Swamp Root, the great kidney remedy ful:ilis every wish in curing rheumatism gain in the back, kidneys, liver. bladder and every part Of the urinary passage. II corrects inability to hold water anu sca,ding pain in passing it, or bad effects following use of liquor, wine or bee, and overcoules that unpleasant necessity cf being compelled to @ often during the day, and 10 get up many times during the night. The mid and the extra ordinary effect of Swanp-Root is soon realized. l. stands the highest fer it's V or derful cures of the most distressing cases. F you need medicine you should have the best. Sold by druggists in soc. and 5. sizes
 You may have a sample bottle of this wonderful discovery f.E57C
 and book that tells kZ t. =: more about it, both sent absolutely free by mail -z..=.z z. l=z@ :.2 Address pr. Kiirner C. Home f sv-.1u,,-.,aot Co.,, B.nshamton. N. Y. When writing men dcis Ifading this generous cs:el in tiis paIel.
Arizona republican., 1902-04-08
ASSOCIATION WITH \ PURPOSE.

Mike" said Folding Pete. I'm goin' to join one O desc here forestry associations"
 Whats Gem?" inquired Meandering Nike.
 "Eey'rc to prevent de destruction of de forests. An' if jes' h1prened to hit :Ae dat if people could b. stopped from cuttin' down trees. de're wouldn't be no moro wood to split. t.'-WashinStol Star.
Arizona republican., 1902-04-08
Thousands Have Kidney Trouble
 and Don't Know it.
How To IEird Cut.

Fill a bottle or common glass with youf water ard let t stand tr;en!y-four hours; a
Arizona republican., 1902-04-08
A VALUABLE MEDICINE.

For Coughs ard Colds in Children.
 Ii have net the slightest hesitancy in recolnmcadinE Cham5arlain's Cough Remedy to alI who are suffering from coughs or coll-." says Chas. M. Cra- mer, Esq, a well known watch maker. of Colombo. Coylon. It has been some two years since the City DispensGry first called my attention to this vIlU- able medicine and I have repeatedly used it and it has always been beneh- oial. tt has cured me quickly of all chest coles. It is especially effective for children and seldom takes more than one bottle to cure them of hoarse- ness. I have persuaded many to try this valuable neliciUe and they are all as well pleased as myself over the ra- suits" For sale by F,lvey 6; Hulett.
The suburban citizen., 1902-02-22

Doctors mechanical contrivance, but
| he told her that she must not do that
until the operation was over. Then
DR.. Forceps turned to get little
sharp-polnted instrument which is al
ways associated in a patients mind
with the pictures of medieval tor
ture chambers. Unhapply, however,
the particular instrument which the
doctor wanted was not at hand Then
1t was a strange thing TO happen to
the doctor-he remembered he had left
it on the table in the little reception
room downstairs. MRS. Nevins," he
said to the patient, hold your mouth
open till l come back Under no cir
cumstances close it, or you will undo
all that l have thus far done" Then
Dr. Forceps went downstairs.
The widow lay back in the operat-
ing chair and stoically kept her mouth
open. She heard voices from below
Some one said: "All right, Billy, it
won't take me n minute to get ready.
| had n sort Of an idea that this cold
snap would bring them along Five
minutes afterward the widow heard
a door close Then she began to won
der at the DOCTORS long absence. Fif-
teen minutes passed and she was in
torture with the awful strain on her
dstended jaws Twenty minutes,
twenty-five, thirty Could she have
done so she would have screamed.
No doctor hove in sight. Forty min
utes and the pain was like that of the
rack and boot. The widow could stand
it no longer. She put her hand to
her mouth to take out the instrument
of torture. She couldn't bulge it a
hair There was somo concealed
spring that held the thing locked just
within her teeth. A light chain ran
from the contrivance to the theodolite
looking thing alongside the chair. The
widow was n captive in the torture
chamber.
She finally rose, lifted the concern
to which she was fastened and
crashed its pedestal against the door
The noise echoed through the house
In another instant there came flying
up the stairs James Forceps, the doc
tors iTeverent son. He said some.
thing that sounded strong, but the
widows ears were stopped with pain
James is n dental student He in.
serted his finger between the teeth of
the widow and the Internal machlne
fell out, but the mouth still stayed
open. 1t was ten minutes before gen.
tie massage treatment brought the
jaws into working order and even
they have been, according to the
widow, creaking and palning ever
since.
Madam, how did this awful thing
happenY said James.
you father told me to be sure to
hold my mouth OPEN" said the widow.
tearfully and creakily, until he came
back"
Until he came back" echoed James.
Good heavens, he's gone with Billy
Masters on n three weeks hunting
trip. p.'-Edward b. Clark, in the
Chicago Record Herald.
The suburban citizen., 1902-02-22
NIedIneVnI Orfordshire.

For a county which contains the old
est university, Oxfordshire is strangely
mediaeval There are villages where
no notion Of medical science has pene-
trated, and where charms are the only
recognized cure for disease. A lady
who has lately been lecturing in the
neighborhood on sanitation, found that
whooping cough was always treated by
spider. The spider was sewn into
a piece of muslin and hung over the
curtain rod, and the death of the spider
means the end Of the cough. A few
weeks ago a child was seized with i'll
ness, and the doctor ordered "poultices
on the chest" When he returned he
found that the mother had carefully
laid the poultces on the oak chest
which stood by the bedside. The rem.
edy appeared TO her perfectly natural.
This sounds like joke; but It is lit.
orally true.-London Chronicle.
The suburban citizen., 1902-02-22

informed his patient that one Of the
cavities was on the side OF the last
tooth in a position that was rather
difncult to reach, and he enJoined per
rect patience and quiet while he was
attempting the filling, otherwise -
said he, lit may be necessary for me
to drill from below, something 1 do
not wish to do"
The Widows mouth was open and
the doctor worked away. She couldn't
hold her lips and jaws apart long
enough to enable him to do what he
wished with the tooth, so he said to
her; Il am sorry, but / shall have to
use q bit of harness that | have here
to help me in the operation"
Then the doctor got some sort OF
rubber arrangement, put it inside the
fair patients mouth, brought over
from the corner of the office q ma,
chine that looked like theodolite and
put a skeletonlike steel apparatus
into the widows yawning mouth. II
was possible for her to close heI
mouth by the simple lifting out Of the
The suburban citizen., 1902-02-22

plugging away at n patients tooth.
"Dr' Forceps,' said the directory
man. will you please tell me your first
nameW
The doctor looked at the questioner,
scratched his head, hommed a little.
and then, going to the bannisters.
leaned over and howled down to his
son' James, what's my Christian
nameY
N roar impregnated with disgust
ana ifTeverence there came from be-
low stairs the answer, Giles, you
fool
10 get down to the Widow Nevjps
and her suit it is necessary to saw that
the widow had three cavities in her
back teeth which needed filling. she
went TO DR.. Forceps and tool, her
seat IN the operating chair. The doc
tor made careful examina lion and
The suburban citizen., 1902-02-22
Soldiers Bread,

A trooper in service in South Africa
says that at one time on the march the
biscuits gave out and the soldiers were
served with -four.
What job we had baking it! -Four
of us generally put our -four together
and took turns in cooking.
you've got 1t too wet" one would
say. Far too wet!'
1T would taste just as we'll" said
another, "if you would dispense with
some of the dirt you are mixing with
it,"
There came arguments about the
heat Of the fire.
TITS too hotr
Its not hot enoughr
You must put ashes on top, first"
After the paste was baked it looked
like a piece Of hardened mud. If any
OF us had eaten the same thing at home
it would have stopped every working
organ in our bodies Perhaps the out
door life gave us an ability to digest
anything.
Some of the fellows who could not
find any fat to anoint the ball Of dough
used the dublin we had for cleaning
our saddles. If we baked a big cake,
to last for three or four days, we had
nothing large enough to carry it in
but our horses nose-bags; and after it
had been two or three days in a nose
bag it was as appetizlng as a brick.
bat, and might have been utilized as
a steam-hammer
The suburban citizen., 1902-02-22
THE ARTIST.

He tried through years TO satisfy
The craving that was in his heart:
His brothers came and passed him By,
And left him tolling still for art;
He modelled from his plant clay
Fair forms that others praised, but they
Saw not the blemishes he found.
And ever as his work was done
He sadly smashed it to the ground,
And newer efforts were begun.
Men came to buy; he shook his head
And modelled and destroyed, and then
The craving to his bosom fed
By deity building up again,
And, at the last, in sorrow cried
To those who gathered at his side,
Imploring them to batter down
The splendid thing that he had made
Mad! Mad' they said and heaped the
brown
Turf where his wasted form was laid
S. e. Kiser.
The suburban citizen., 1902-02-22

Lydia Il. Pinl1ham's Vege-
table Compound cured me and made
me well, and that is why gladly
write you this, and gladly thank you;
six bottles was all took, together
with your Pills My headache and
bacl5ache and kidney trouble went,
never to return the burning sensation
had left altogether; my general
health was so improved felt as young
and light and happy as at twenty" :"
-MRs. LOUISE GIBson, 4S13 Langley
Ave, Chicago. Tl.-S5O0o forfeit If above
testimonial is not genuine.
If you feel that there is anything at
all unusual or pulling about your
case, or if you wish confidential advice
of the most experienced, write to Mrs.
Pinkham, Lynn, Mass, and you will
be advised free of charge. Lydia IL.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound
has cured and is curing thousands OF
cases of female trouble.
The suburban citizen., 1902-02-22
The Chaperon in samoa .

The chaperon is becoming extinct in
the United States, but she is an i'm.
portant person in Samoa. She is the
constant companion OF the taupou. or
village guide who is appointed to en-
tertain strangers, and show them the
various sights. Each village in Samoa
elects a girl for this Office, and it is
necessary that she should be the
daughter Of n chief. Her house is pro-
vided for by the village, and she is
surrounded by a court Of native girls.
No man who lives in the village is al
lowed to enter the sacred precincts, and
the taupou goes nowhere without an
elderly woman. If the taupou resigns
her Office, the chief can appoint an
other damsel of high degree.
The suburban citizen., 1902-02-22

One of the English astronomers, J.
j. Atkinson, who visited Sumatra to
observe the total solar eclipse last
May, made the acquaintance Of an old
Malay living on a little island near
the Sumatran coast who owned a
huge monkey which he had trained to
work for him in gathering cocoanuts.
The monkeys business was to climb
the gigantic cocoanut palms and throw
down the nuts; (which he did, says
Mr.. Atkinson, ''in the most artistic
manner, by screwing the nuts off with
his powerful arms while he hung by
his legs seventy to 100 feet from the
ground"
The suburban citizen., 1902-02-22

No matter what ails you, headache to a can
Ger, you will never get well until your bowels
are put right. CAsoARETs help nature, cure
you without gripe or pain, produce easy
natural movements, cost you just 10 cents to
start getting your health back. CAscARETs
Candy Cathartic, the genuine, put up in metal
boxes, every tablet has c. c. G. stamped on
1t. Beware Of limitations.
The suburban citizen., 1902-02-22
I5Eygl77oF7a7t3s ~
~ MEE.IE.sssZa
~1clglyl ! kasHAAS' u

4 DOOh lOIui lut StorlSS VI uli
the recorded lawsuits which
he could find that had features about
them odd enough to invest them with
interest both for laymen and law
yers. He found a mass Of rich ma
terial. There was the story of the suit
for damages because neighbor' S
gander had killed the plaintiffs cat
There was another suit which one
man brought against another because
the latter's hens were supposed to
have eaten some gold beads belong
ing to the complainant, and which the
Plymouth Rocks took to be a new
brand OF yellow corn. There Were
scores Of other queer yarns in this at
torney's book.
No matter, however, into what field
you stray looking for queer things
and no matter how many queer things
you find, another field may be counted
upon at another time to disclose some
thing a little more curious than any
thing that before has been found. The
reading Of the premises in a Chicago
suit which may be looked at by The
curious will disclose what is probably
the strangest foundation for suit at
law that has ever been used to sup
port a claim. When it is known that
the plaintiff is n woman it is not at
all unlikely that the reader Of the
statement of the reasons for the suit
may find in it something of humor.
Epitomized the recital Of the case
runs somewhat like this:
"A suit by Mary Neyins, widow, TO
recover $4,000 for damages from DR..
Giles Forceps, dentist. for lasting pain
and injury to the plaintiffs jaw be-
cause Of having imposed upon it for
a long period Of time an inhibition to
exercise"
There is little doubt that in his &C.
fense DR., Forceps win urge that the
bill does not truly set forth the facts
in the case because, as his answer will
say, the Widow Nevlns during the
period Of so-called silence had her
mouth constantly Open There is a bit
of shrewdness in the doctors defense
plan, for surely he argues no jury
can conceive Of a woman with her
mouth open who is not indulging
freely in jaw exercise.
Well, the whole thing came out Of
Dr. Forceps' well-knoWn absent-mind-
edness. He has been noted for years
as the most forgetful man in the city
of Chicago. Unless he has a subject
well under hand and eye his wits are
always woOlgatherng. People have
heard often OF men forgetting their
own names, but it is n pretty safe
wager that DR.. Forceps case is the
only one Of forgetfulness OF name
that can be backed up by aftidavlts.
The doctor has a grown son who does
not stand particularly in awe of his
father, and who, through long and
Wearying trials, has become annoyed
TO the pass Of irritabilhy at his
fathers memory shortcomings. 1t is
one Of Il. r. Donnelley Sons directory
name gatherers who win make afida-
Wit to the doctors forgetting his own
name. The dentists operating-room
is in his residence upstairs The di-
rectory man called and was shown up
10 the place whore the doctor was
The suburban citizen., 1902-02-22

Brooklyn, NY, Feb. 0.-The activity at the
laboratory of the Garfield Tea Co. is further
evidence of the popularity Of their prepara-
tions; over Three Million Families used Gar
field Remedies last year This vast public
approval speaks well for the remedies. They
are: Garfield Tea, Garfield Headache Pow
ders, ,GaraeldTea Syrup, Garfield Relief Plas-
ters, Garfield Belladonna Plasters, Garfield
Digestive Tablets and Garfield Cold Cure.
The suburban citizen., 1902-02-22

a London physician tells the Times,
in letter, that he has noticed among
patients taking the open-air treatment
for consumption beneficial effects
procured by riding in motor cars at a
speed Of from thirty to fifty miles per
hour. The swift motion through the
air is credited by him with causing,
along with n marked feeling of ex-
hilaration, increased appetite, i'm
proved sleep, a healthy glow tending,
after few days treatment, to be-
come permanent, and a diminution of
the tendency to cough.
The suburban citizen., 1902-02-22
OFFICERS:
Citizens Northwest Suburban
Association.
Meetings are held the First Fri
day Evening in Each Month in
the Town Hall, Tenleytown, DC.
OFFICERS:

President, Chas c. Lancaster; 1st
vice-P President, Jas L. Tate; 2nd Vice
President, Col Robert /. Fleming; Ord
Vice. President, A. E. Shoemaker; 4th
Vice. President, DIR. A. M. Ray; 9th Vice
President, Prof. Louis l.. Hooper; Secre-
tary, DR.. j. w, Chapel; Treasurer.
Chas. r. Morgan; Sergeant-a Arms,
Andrew j. BergN; Chairman Executives
Committee, Louis P. Shoemaker.
The suburban citizen., 1902-02-22

We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward for
any case Of Catarrh that cannot be cured by
Halls Catarrh Cure
e J. CHENEY & Co., Props, Toledo, o.
We, the undersigned, have known z. j. Che
ney for the last 10 years and believe him per-
fectly honorable in all business transactions
and financially able to carry out any obliga-
tion made by their Arm.
WEST & TRUAx, Wholesale Druggists, Toledo,
Ohio.
WALD1NG, KTNNAH&MARvIN, Wholesale Drug
gists, Toledo, Ohio.
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally, act
ing directly upon the blood and mucous sur
faces OF the system. Price, 75c. per bottle.
Sold by all Druggists. Testimonials free.
Halls Family Pills are the best.
The suburban citizen., 1902-02-22

Mother Gray's Sweet Powders for Children
Successfully used by Mother Gray, nurse in
the Children's Home, in New York. Cure
Feverishness Bad Stomach, Teething Disor-
ders, move and regulate the Bowels and
Destroy Worms. Over 1000 testimonials.
At all druggists, 25c. Sample mailed FREE
Address Allen S. Olmstead, Leroy, n. Y
The suburban citizen., 1902-02-22

Because wealth doesn't always bring hap.
piness is no reason why we should cult
vlte poverty.
The suburban citizen., 1902-02-22

PUTNAM FADELESs DYES 40 not spot, streOE
or give your goods an unevenly dyed appear
ance. Sold by ali druggists
The suburban citizen., 1902-02-22

Paris supplies, free OF cost, sulfurou1
baths to all persons engaged in handling
lead,
The suburban citizen., 1902-02-22

FITS permanently cured. No fits or nervous
ness after first days use of DR.. Kline's Great
NerveBestorer 81 trial bottle and treatisefree
DR. r. H. KLINE, Ltd, 931 Arch St., Phila., Pa.
The suburban citizen., 1902-02-22

Any man may make a name for himself
but a woman may make several, if she
marries often enough.
The suburban citizen., 1902-02-22
kidney TROUBLES.
Mrs. Louise M. Gibson Says
That This Fatal Disease is
Easily Cured by Lydia L.
Pinkham's Vegetable Conn
Mound

"DEAB Mrs. PINKHAAI i felt very
discouraged two years ago, had suf-
fered SO long with kidney troubles and
other complications, and had taken so
much medicine without relief that l
began to think there was no hope for
me. Life looked so good to me, but
what is life without health l wanted
to be well.
The suburban citizen., 1902-02-22

Mrs. Winslow' Soothing Syrup for children
teethlng, soften the gums, reduces infamma.
tion, allays pain, cures wind collie 25c bottle.
The suburban citizen., 1902-02-22

The sign man may not pose as a literary
person, but he's considerable of word
Dainter
The suburban citizen., 1902-02-22

Does a standing army ever occupy the
seat of war?
The suburban citizen., 1902-02-22

Piso's Cure for Consumption is an infallible
medicine for coughs and colds.--N. W
SAMUEL, Ocean Grove, Y. j., Feb. II, 1900.
The suburban citizen., 1902-02-22

Because a man is ungainly is no reason
why he should moi gain in weight.
The suburban citizen., 1902-02-22
HnM,s This Q

Five Presidents of the United States
have been of Scotch-lrish descent.
The suburban citizen., 1902-02-22

ParadoXlcal as it may seem a square
meal is one that will 60 around.
The suburban citizen., 1902-02-22
OFFICERS:

President, Louis P. Shoemaker; LIST
Vice-President, Wilton j. Lambert; Cd
Vice-President, N L. Robinson; Sd
ViOe-President, Thomas Blagden; 4th
Vice-P President, DIR. Henry Darling;
Secretary, John G.. Keene; Treasurer,
N. e. Robinson.
D&S~ Total Membership about 200.
The suburban citizen., 1902-02-22
Truth About the BurgIar.

The industrious burglar is generally
doing something, even II it's only
ssme Philadelphia Record.
The suburban citizen., 1902-02-22
Hest For the BoveIs.

There were 10000 children at school IN
India sixty years ago There a. 100000
The suburban citizen., 1902-02-22
BrIghtWOOd Avenue Citizens,
Association.

heetinKs are Held the Second Fri
day Evening In Each Month in
BriGhtwoOd Hall.
The suburban citizen., 1902-02-22

According to the Lancet, the essen
tial oil which forms the basis Of all
perfumes is Il powerful antiseptic, and
possesses disinfecting properties equal
to those of carbolic acid. For this
reason n scented handkerchief may
not only please the sense Of smell, but
prove Il guard against infection, and
it is suggested that this fact may tend
to reconcile those who do not like per-
fumes to their free use by those who
do like them.
The suburban citizen., 1902-02-22

During the past year the practical
application of the light of electric
arcs to the treatment Of lupus and
other skin diseases was noteworthy
feature of ectro-therapeutics. The
alleged discovery of the efficacy of the
X-rays in the treatment Of cancerOus
growths is one Of the most promising
contributions Of electrical science to
medicine that has yet been made.