West Virginia daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1894-1902, 1902-05-24
CLASS DAY
By Maude Anderson.

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Ladies and Gentlemen:
1t now becomes my sad pleasure
to bring to you few humorous
facts that hitherto have been hidden
from the world. Please listen sadly
to what say.
I. Nell Morrison may never
reach the White House if she Is
having her days with Hays. !
2. Hillie isn't any more of a
mountain than the rest Of US.
8 Donald isn't head of the Mar
bic Trust If he Is Stone king.
D.. A Coy maiden was asked this
question Ia literature class one day:
what Is the difference between
love and war; She answered:
"One breaks heads and the other
breaks hearts," Nella ought to
know.
S. This question was asked one
day in physics class: ."Wha: Is the
difference between an engine driver
and a school teacher?" One girl
responded In this bright way. Zone
minds the train and the other
trains the mind" This was Wright.
6. Maude loves to Stroll.
7. During recitation Maud An
derson said to Edith Moore: How
Is 1t that trees put on new dresses
without opening their trunks?'
Edith replied. Because they leave
out their summer clothes"
s. Bertha Is the Whitest person
in the class.
9. When the members of the class
go to Europe they won't forget
Bess because she's Roome.
CLASS PROPHECY.
By Maud Stroll.
| West Virginia Daily Oil Review,
May %, 1902.
| A special correspondent of this
paper was detailed some time ago
to make an inquiry and report as
to the whereabouts of the class OF
1902 of the High School of this
city. The result Is as follows:
Miss Bess Roome, who has been
residing In New York City for the
past FIVE years has won a great rep.
utation as an authoress and has
published many books such as
Mamma, Mamma, etc, etc.
Miss Hillie White, who is at
present at the head of the great
} Red Cross Society, has won world
wide fame and many mother and
sweetheart has been made happy BY
her never firing interest shown tc
the boys In blue.
Misses Eva Wright and Editf
Moore are travelling together with
the famous play. entitled, Davit
+. Garrick," which Is playing this
week In Matamoras.
Miss Nell Mccoy, having beer
disappointed In love, thought t.
forget her heavy sorrows by seek
ing home In the remotest an,
5. most desolate spot In the territor,
of New Mexico, and there she ha
been living for the past six year
with no friends bat Maltese ca
N which she took with her when sh
babe farewell to the beautiful cit,
= of Sistersville.
:. Miss Nell Morrison having takel
m such a liking to Eugene Dannel
N while being entertained at thei
home on May II, 1902, conclude
ii, there and then to remain an oil
Gs maid until such time as Eugen
~ would be able to change her station
In life.
~ Miss Agnes Kelley having give,
Pc up her gay society life sailed o
= June IS, 1902, fox the wilds of AT
RIGA as a missionary. Rumo
since has 1t that our class mate ha
decided to become a permaner
resident of this beautiful spot {
our earth, having fallen a victim t
the charms of cannibal.
Miss Bertha White has for sevel
al years been taking voice cultur
} in the principal cities of Europe
and won world renowned fame
:. AS an example of the high honor
"a al that have been conferred upon he
l will have the pleasure of tellin
an you that she has accepted an er
n gagement to sing at New Martin:
~ Vile. during the coming season.
" Mr.. Donald Stoneking after sey