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The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1902-05-25
From the New York Press.

From the New York Press.
There is an old saying that hes as
full of brains as an egg is of meat"
The ancients believed that the world
was Matched from an egg. 1 have
heard men argue that one egg was
equal to pound of meat. If So this
should be the day for eggs. The re-
ceipts recently have been enormous.
You would be amused to hear the mar
ket jargon. We have "Michigans,"
Northern regular packings," fancy
lots" "gradeds" nearby fresh"
Kentucky selected" Southern under
grades pennsylvania choice"
Western dirties, choice western
dirties, ordinary" western checks,
choice" western inferior culIs," etc.
Just at this time Western dirties" are
selling at wholesale for 1872 cents
dozen. Their lives are not insured.
In some of the groceries there is no
price placed on a dozen eggs. Ask the
salesman abruptly, How much a doz-
emf" and you will startle him. He will
go into an abstruse calculation with pa
per and pencil. and may accidentally
get it right But his unit of value so
far as eggs are concerned is the silver
quarter dollar. What are eggs worth
to-day?" He replies instantly. Eff
teen for a quarter" or whatever the
number may be. Ask Butler Of 100
stores.
Pope, the wicked. profane. ill-tem-
pered poet, says: THE vulgar poli, the
learned roast, an egg" That was in
the days Of wood fires. OF course you
all have tried the trick of placing an
egg on the hearth in front of the fire
and balancing on top of it a straw, and
observed that as soon as the egg Is
roasted the straw makes a half revo-
luton. Thus the egg announces that
it is done
A Britisher advertised for an auk's
egg. In a few days he received offers
of hawks eggs. Merely a matter Of
COckneyism. Teach your grandmoth-
er to suck eggs" is as old as the hills,
a fresh" youth giving advice to his
elders. Hes a suck-egg dog" means
very contemplate person. Hes a
bad egg" ditto. Don't put all your
eggs in one basket" is ancient. Mr.. 4.
Carnegie revises it. He says, Put all
your eggs in one basket and watch the
basket" From the eggs to the APP
pies" is equivalent 70 from A to Ia
zard.' from Alpha to Omega" The
Romans began their dinner with eggs
and ended with fruits.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1902-05-25

hour before, and somewhere off in the
hills bird was singing madly.
Ellis turned his head and looked at
the hard, ugly face of the boy.
Hawk" he whispered finally. Take
my hand. will you? You're white all
right. If he hadn't SAID she was mar
ried-"
The Hawk looked down in his face
a minute after and laid the corner of
a blanket over it. When the party
Hardy had waited for came down the
trail it was sunset again and they were
laughing and singing, for the long
tramp was nearly over. and each had
a pile and the thought of the one at
home to cher. At the turn of the path
they stopped, and the music died away
at sight of the picture there. Two
stark, silent forms lay side by side
and an Indian and a yellow dog kept
watch beside their dead.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1902-05-25
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Many Have 1t and Don't Know It
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Swellings. Glands Swollen. Ulcers on any part
OF the BODY Old, Eating Sores Sorofula Car
Hair or Eyebrows falling out in patches, Per
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The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1902-05-25
HOW Mr.. CROW ONCE
CAUGHT Mr.. WILDCAT.
And the Strange Surprise Party That
Followed.
BY Raymond Fuller Ayres.

By Raymond Fuller Ayres.
A very great many years ago. when
the Eagle was the king of all Birds, Mr..
Crow was said to be the most cunning
bird that wore feathers. 1t is true that
Judge Owl was so wise that he had for
gotten almost everything. but he was
not continually playing tricks like Mr..
Grow. and so he did not show how
smart he was. Mr.. Crowd did not be-
lieve in working very hard and raising
fine crops, as did the other birds. He
preferred it when he could get any
thing to eat at the expense of the
others, and without very much trouble
on his part.
One day Mr.. Crow came in feeling
very hungry and told Mrs. Crow to pre-
pare him a large meal. Mrs Grow re-
piled that she would be more than de-
lighted to do so if there were any food
in the house. but she had fed the last
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1902-05-25

When He Decided.-Edith-"Y
know that new horse papa named
after you? Well, he's proved to be
quite worthless, and papa is going to
shoot him."-Puck
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1902-05-25

suffers as she did. Any woman can do
good by letting her suffering friends
know of this great remedy for women.
You can tell them that over l 900, 900
suffering women have secured health
and happiness and that thousands of
these cured women have written letters
just like Miss Luce's letter. After try
ing to secure relief by other treatments
and securing health by taking Wine of
Cardui, Miss Luce Is competent to ad-
wise other suffering women, and this
she does in the simple straightforward
words:
Every woman who Is troubled as was
should certainly give it trial and am sure
that she will soon be convinced Of its efficacy"
She means that every woman who is
suffering the pains of irregular and
painful menstruation may secure per-
manent relief by taking Wine Of Cardui.
This great medicine regulates menstru-
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1902-05-25

~ want to tell you how thankful am
that took the advice Of my friends and tried
your Wine Of Cardui, after the best medical
skill failed to alleviate my safferings from Sup
pressed and painful menstruation which had
suffered with for years. But relief came soon
after taking your medicine and ! continued
taking 1t until hardly realized when the
menstrual period came. Every woman who
is troubled as was should certainly give it
trial and / am sure that she will soon be
convinced OF its efficacy"
go lOMEN as rule appreciate adj
va vice and are more apt to fol-
w low wise counsel than men are.
- No woman could fail to be
thankful to anyone who would go to
her and tell her how to be well. In
fact, she would regard that person as
a friend indeed. The friends who took
Wine of Cardui to Miss Ditha Luce, of
213 Woodward Avenue, Detroit, Mich.
can justly be called "good Samaritans''
because they raised Miss Luce from the
Encouragement and dependency of
terrible suffering. She thanks them
from the bottom of her heart and is
determined to pay the debt she owes to
her friends and 10 Wine Of Cardui by
trying to help every other woman who
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-01-20
The Natural Remedy.

There is ap old negro in Washington
who believes that the art of healing is
"gift" not to be acquired. A friend
who knew his point Of view recently
attempted to draw him out.
you say you're a natural doctor,
Uncle Enos. Now. what would you
recommend in n case Of ague?"
Uncle Enos leaned on his broom in
silence for moment lost in thought,
but when he spoke it was with the
calm assurance of an oracle.
"De bes' medicine for de ague would
be an efiiorescent powder to puff out
de skin an lift 1t off de bones. When
de skin is d-awed tight over de bones
an de ague begins to shrink it, de
bones jes' nachelly painful an ache
ful. sab. But de eflorescent powder
it fizz an fzZ inside an puff out de
skin an ohliyate de difficulty in
shot time, sah."
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-01-20
Altered the EIaY to Suit.

Dave Bid well, for many years at the
head Of ththgs theatrical in New Or
leans. a few years after the war arous-
ed a storm of Indignation by announc-
ing Uncle Toms cabin" to be per
formed at tho Academy Of Music in
that city. y man might as well have
donned rel robe and attempted to
stroll across the biggest bull ring of
Spain as to Haunt that play in the face
of New Orleans. and so crowd was
on hand the opening night to wipe out
the front. II was rather astonishing
that the audience allowed the curtain
to arise at all. but somehow it did and
waited for the first Yankee sentiment
as signal for demonstration. Half
an hour later, instead or hurting the
stale vegetables with which it was
armed. the audience was shouting itself
hoarse in applause. Bidwell had been
busy supplementing Harriet Beecher
Stowe. and the result was that every
bad character in the play had become
a northern abolitionist. while all that
was good. kind. noble and beautiful
fell to the part of the open hearted
southerners. The play had fine run.
Chicago News.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-01-20

Men are less subject to seasickness
than women, according to an old sea
captain, but when attacked by it make
more fuss. They take Immediately to
their berths, where they grumble and
groan until they are well enough to 60
on deck again.
A woman fights the unpleasant NAL
ady until she can fight no longer.
Then she becomes maudln and pa
thetic. She relires to her room and in
variably asks three questions-tirst
whether people die of seasickness;
then, how many miles we are from
shore, and when we shall get there.
The doctor is always talked over.
When the patient getn so i'll that she
loses interest in the doctor. she usually
lies on her side and cries by the hour.
London Doctor.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-01-20
FISH AS FOOD.
The Best Kinds to EGt and the Way
to Cook Them.

The Best Kinds to EGt and the Way
to Cook Them.
Fish constitutes one of the most val
liable articles of diet for mankind, al
| though the popular notion that it is a
good brain food because of the phos-
phorus it contains Is incorrect AS a
matter of fact fish meat in general con-
tains less phosphorus than most kinds
of flesh meat. But it is good for the
brain indirectly, for it is less stimulat-
ing than flesh meat, is usually digested
more easily and causes the production
In the system Of fewer of the waste
products which, if not at once elimi-
mated, act injuriously upon the deli
cate nervous system.
The last mentioned property is one
which renders fish of especial value in
the diet of persons suffering from
Bright's disease and other affections OF
the kidneys, from rheumatism, govt.
sicians regard as the result of excessive
formation or retention Of uric acid. For
convalescents also it is most useful as
it supplies a fair amount of nutritive
material in palatable form, with min
imum of tax on the digestive organs.
Among the most nourishing and at
the same time digestible fish are blue
fish, shad red snapper, fresh Goldfish.
whitetish, striped bass, halibut and
founders. And equally nutritious. al
though perhaps less digestible, are
brook trout. lake trout. salmon. mack.
erel and cells Roe is not particularly
nutritious. but it is agreeable to the
taste and fairly digestible.
The mode of preparation has much to
do with the digeStibility of fish, as it
has with that Of all other foods. Boil
ing and broling are better modes Of
cooking than frying.
The chief objection to fish is its
proneness to decomposition, even when
kept on ice. 1t may be free from any
taste or odor, and yet it may have I'M
dergone changes which make it poison
GUS. Some fish nre poisonous in them
selves, containing in the natural state
some substance which will cause alarm
ing symptoms. or even death. if eaten.
With some persons fish in any form
does not agree. causing digestive dsor-
ders or skin eruptions. This is notably
true of Holsters and crabs.-Youths
COMPANION.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-01-20
Wyclif's Bible.

The first complete translation of the
Bible into the English tongue was eff
fected by John Wyclif about 1880
This was the Lpllards' Bible, and d
large number of manuscript copies
must have been written and circulated
for 40 copies are still in existence
There were also many transcripts OF
certain books as well as of the whole
Bible. Wyclif could not go to the
original texts so he translated from
the Vulgate, or accepted Latin version
1t was not a perfect performance. but
the reformer was prevented by death
from revising it. as he doubtless in
tended to d..
The revision, therefore. was under
taken by John Purvey and completed
in 1888. 1t is curious that the whole Of
Wyclif's Bible was not printed as
one book until 1850, when it was pub
lished under the editorial care of the
Rev. Josiah Forshall and Sir Frederic
Madden
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-01-20
pjockaded
SOME In EVERY HOUSEHOLD In
BARRE, BUT THEY ARE GROWING

SOME In EVERY HOUSEHOLD IN
BARRE, BUT THEY ARE GROWING
The back aches because the kidneys
are blockaded.
Help the kidneys with their work
The back will ache no more.
Lots Of proof that Doan's Kidn y Pills
do this.
It's the best proof, for it comes from
Barre.
Mr. F. Smith of 10 West street,
saws: 81 believe ! came into this
world with a weak backp be that as 1t
may, for some years with one excep
tion was compelled to take to my
bed winters suffering from my kidneys.
T give Doan's Kidney Pills the credit
OF preventing that annual occurrence.
AS l look back over the 81 years OF
my lie and think what | might have
escaped had known Of the valte Of
Dams Kidney Pills it makes me Won
der why people when they know ofa
remedy which acts up to its represen-
tations will not avail themselves OF an
opportunity to prevent kidney COM
plant and its consequents, and too
prevale mt backache TOO often l could
neither lift nor stoop without suffer-
ing and added to the ammo ance there
was an irregularity Of the kidneys Sc.
cretions. During all these years l
used lots of medicines and plasters, but
Deans Kidney Pills did me more good
than anything else l ever tried. The
pills are to be gotten at +. A. Drown S
As N. Main st. Barre, Vt.
For sale by all dealers, price o0cts.
Foster Milburn Co. Buffalo, N. Y.
sole agents for the United States. Re.
member the name Doan'S and take
no substitute.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-01-20
Saved His Life,

wish to say that owe my life to
Kodol Dyspepsia Cure. writes H. G.
Chri Jensen OF May field. Mimi. g F. r
three yerrs ! wa, troubled with dyspep-
STA so hat l could hold nothing on my
stomach. Many time would be unable
to retain a mon ell of food. Finally l
was confined TO my bed Doctors said l
Could not live read one of your adver-
tisements on Kodel Dyspepsia Cnre and
thought 1t fit my case and com nenced its
use. ! began to improve from the first
oItle Now l am cured and recommend
t to an Digest your food. Cures all
tomach troubles.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-01-20
FOR SALE

A new house jusG mpleted, on
Dewey street, second house from
Washington street. Built by the day
and We guarantee every part of the
work to be first class. There are
eight rooms besides bathrooms with
hot water connections. Laundry, with
set tubs. Store room, pantry, closets,
etc. Finished in hard WOOD and but
ternut. Electric light with fixtures
complete. sp'ing water ard sewer
connections. Vary broad piazza In
front. Lot is10 feet front and 10
deep. Come il and get our price.
I. b. CATE,
Real Estate Agent,
Room, s, Bolster Block.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-01-20
SENATORS HIS GUESTS.
Tom johnson Rents . Home 30 Leg
islature Can Live with Him.

Tom johnson Rents . Home DO Leg
islature Can Live With, Him.
The most remarkable political house
hold in the world will be Tom John
sons when his plans are completed
Mr.. johnson has rented residence al
Columbus. o., during the coming ses'
sion of the legislature. says the New
York Evening Journal. The ten repre-
sentatives and the senators from Cuya'
hoga county are to make up his family,
and he will provide them with all the
comforts of home. including their food,
rooms and appropriate social diver
sions.
Mayor Johnson has several of his
taxation matters to place before the
legislature. and the object Of his limo
walton is that he may have secret
meetings of the legislators The house
rented is that Of the late Mayor &. q.
Collins. very commodious residence.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-01-20
My Aunt.

I've got aunt wat Is a aunt.
The kind you read about
She don't keep sayin', mo. you can't.'
An, Johnny, now get out!''
She just turns to an helps you get
Whatever YOU may need;
She's just about all right, you bet,
The best you ever seed.
An then, you sec, when am bad,
Like ftllers must sometimes,
She don't 90 get all hot an mad
An talk about your "crimcs,'
But she just keeps me way from ma
An talks bout other things
An says she'll make it right with pa;
guess she II soon have wings.
William Wallace Whitiock in New Yori
Herald.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-01-20
Finds Way to Live Long,

The star, ling yannouncement of a Div.
c"very that will surely leng then life is
made by Editor o. H Dswney of Churu-
busco. Ind III wish to state" he writes
"that DR.. Kings New Discovery for Con-
sumption ia the most infalible remedy
that have ever known for Coug 8, Colds
and Grip. It's invaluable to people with
weak lungs. Having this wonderful
medicine no one need dread Pneumonia
OF Consumption. Its relief is instant and
cnre certain" w. H. Gladding, Barre,
and DR.. j Fl, Macarthur. Fast Barre.
guar ,rtee every t5Oc and Sl,Oo bottle,
"a nd give trial bottles free.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-01-20
READ THE LABEL

The yellow label on your TELEGRAM
tells you when your subscription ex.
pires. For example: -6-l5-0l means
the 9th month, 18th day, and the
year 1901. 2.10-02 means Feb. 10th,
1902; ETC., etc. II you are behind,
PAY UP. The price by mail is 81 so a
year IN ADVANCE, or 50 year If not
paid in advance. .
4. H. METCALF.
TT Circulation Mgr.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-01-20

The small boy had been warned by
his nurse as to the awful result of bit.
ing his nails.
IF you bite your nails" she said.
"you will swell out like an air balloon
and BURST
The small boy believed. took heed
and didn't bite his nails any more.
The small boy went to chldren's
party. where he stood and gazed at the
hostess Tor some minutes in silence.
Then he spoke.
You bite your nails" he said.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-01-20
Montpelier &.WeIls Riy.
er r. r. Time Table

! corrected to Dec, 8, 1901 Trainl
leave Barre as follows, going east:
100 A. M-Connects at Wells r v.
er with Accommodation train NORTH
and south over Passumpsic Division
B. & M. B. R. Connects at Wells
River with Accommodate Train
North. and with Mail Train South
over Passumpsic Division Boston Il
Maine R. R.
Also connects with Accommodation
Train North, via. White Mountain
Division and with Mail Tram South,
! which has through train service from
Wells River to Boston, via. Plymouth,
Concord, Manchester, Nashua and
Lowell, arriving Boston at 4.3o P. M.
1916 P. M.-Connects at Wells
River with Express and Mail Train
North over Passumpsic Division B. q
M. r. r. 500 Line Express to st.
Paul and Minneapolis: Western Ex-
press to Chicago and Night Express
for Pacific Coast points via c. P Ry
Through Sleeping Cars, Wells River
to St. Paul, Montreal to Chicago
daily except Saturdays. Montrea.
to Pacific Coast and Tourist Cars to
Pacific Coast Wednesdays. Connects
with Mail Train for Lisbon, Little
ton, Whitetield, Fabyans, Lancaster,
Groveton and Berlin. Also connects
with Express train for Boston gia'
Plymouth, arriving Boston 500 P. NJ,
Through Parlor Car Wells River to
Roston.
3,16 P. NJ. Connects at Wells
River with Express train north over
B. & M. r. r. for St. Johnsbury, aud
Lyndonville. Connects at WelH
River with Train North over Pass
umpsic Division B. &. M. r. E., fos
all stations between Wells River and
Lyndonville, with Accommodation
South for al stations between " elh
River and White River Junction, and
with Accommodation Train oyel
White Mountain Division Is. Il NJ
r. r. to LISBON, Littleton, Whitedela
and Lancaster.
FROM BOSTON.
Leave Boston 1000 A. M.
ArriAe Barre, $50 P. M.
TRAINS WEST
Trains leave Wells River at 100
1905 g. NJ, 3 20, p. m.
Arrive Barre 1905, ll,5h A NJ
$50, P. M.
SUBURBAN TRAIN SERVICE
Leave %ottp der $50, 9.45 ll.4s
A. NJ. 2 A., so SIS p, NJ.
Arrive Barre $50, 10 05, Loo
A. N 800, 4.o5. $50 7. NJ,
Leave Barre 80, 10 20 A, M
II as, 3 IS, Al, 5.35 2, NJ.
Arrive Montpelier 7.f5 1885 A. NJ
| 90, $50 4 30. $50 p. NJ,
w. A. STOWFI4L, General Manager
It. w. SrANYAN, Superintendent
F. W. MORSE Gent Pass. Agent
On and af er Monday, Dec 9th'
1901, Accomm, dation tlain No, ior
Wells Rivtrwil make no come c'lon
t Central Vermont Station, Mont"
rel er, but will leave from NJ. n W
r. r. r. Station at 1. 10 p. Nj
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-01-20
IN EvangeIiat.s atokx

suffer ed for years with bronchial or
lung trouble and tried various remedies
but did not obtain permanent relief until
/ commenced using the Minute Cough
Cure writes Rev. James Klrkman, Evan
gelist Of Belle River. Ill. 81 have no
hesitation in recomme nding it to all suf-
ferers from maladies of this kind One
Minute Cough Cure affords imme date re-
lief for coughs, colds and III kinds Of
throat and lung troubles. For Group it ia
unequalled. Absolutely safe. very pleas
ant TO take. never fails and is really
avorite with the children. They like it
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-01-20
Health and &c auty.

A poor complexion Is usually the result of
torpid liver or irregular action Of the
bowels. Unless natures refuse is carried
off it will surely cause impure blood
Pimplee, boils and other sruptiona follow
the poisons which the bowels failed to
remove. DeWitt's Little Early Risers
are world famous for remedy ing this con-
dition. They stimulate the liver and pro-
mote regular and healthy action of the
bowels but never cause gripping. cramps
or distress. Safe pills.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-01-20
Nothing More tn Re Sail.

"My wife always let's me have tie
last word" remarked the meek look
ing man.
"Indeed?" exclaimed his friend in
tones which implied doubt of the
others veracity.
"She does, really. Whenever l say,
Yes, my dear. you are quite right,
she stops talking immediately New
York Herald.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-01-20
New Century Comfort

- Millions are daily: finding world Of
comfort in Rucklen's Arnica Salve. II
kills pait from purns. scnlds. Cuts, Blu-
ises, conquers Ulcers "and Fever Sores
cures E'unticns, Salt Rheu,n, Balls and
Folons. removes Corns and Vars. Pc I
Pile cure on earth. Onl t25c nj W. Fl.
Gladdino's. Barre. amos DR.. j. Fl. McArth-
ur's, Fast Barre. drug, lists.