The Republican journal., 1902-02-06

The trouble with most of us is not so
much that we have had hard row to hoe,
but that we dislike hoeing.-Puck.
Is it a burn? Sc DR.. Thomas Eclectric
Oil A cut? Use Dr.. Thomas Eclectric
Oil. AT your druggists.
GLOW dc you know he loves you ?" said
Miss Cayenne. Gle writes NE such beau
That's literature '-Washington Star.
Coughs and colds, down to the very
borderland of consumption, yield TO the
soothing healing Influences OF DR.. Woods
Norway Pine Syrup.
Little Jennettes mother found her with
her face all covered with jam from ear to
ear. so Jennette,' said her mother, "what
would you think if you caught me looking
like that some day." 81 should think you'd
had an awfully good time, mamma.
Only one remedy in the world that will at
once stop itchiness of the skin in any part
of the body; Doan's Ointment At any
drug store, so cents.
Mrs O'Rourke Ito charitable old Mr. Hart
well, who is giving away poultry to the
needy)-Long life to yer Honor; sure I'll
niver see a goose agin but I'll think of yez,
Harlem Life.
In increment weather the man who ex-
poses himself bids for a severe cold in the
head and usually gets it. And the cold
neglected or improperly treated becomes
nasal catarrh, disease as obstinate as it is
offensive. Don't waste time with ''medi-
cines' that dry and rritate the membrane,
but cure yourself speedily with Ely's Cream
Balm, the recognized specific for catarrh
Price 30 cents. Sold by druggists and by
Ely Brothers, So Warren street, New York
Minister.-Im sorry I didn't see you at
church yesterday. Tummas.
Iummas.-Weel, We see, it was ciccan a
wet day it wasna fit tae turn DOT d dog in
But | sent the wife, sir-Tit-Bits
DIR, Agnew's Catarrhal Powder has
proved blessing to many a man before
the public" in cases Of hoarseness, bad
throat, tonsilitis and catarlh Some Of the
most recent evidence of its efficacy comes
from Well-known actor, whose home is in
New York City, He says: 81 have never
found ANYTHING to equal this remedy for
quick relief" 30 cents. Sold by Edmund
Wilson and A. A. Howes & Co.-69
81 can't hear anything but ssLizzie, call
Who's Lizze?' calculated the editor of the
Philadelphia Record, as he hung up his
telephone receiver iii despair.
couldn't Estimate its Vatue!-Dr. Az
news Cure for the Heart never fails 1t
relieves in 80 minutes, it cures. 1t is Il
beacon-light to lead you back to health
W. II. Musselman of &. A. r., Weissport,
Pa. says: 'Two bottles of Dr. Agnew's
Cure for the Heart entirely cured me of
palpitation and smothering spells. Its value
cannot be estimated Sold by Edmund
Wilson and A A. Howes & Co. 10
A German policeman arrested a man for
saying ''The Emperor is an ass The
speaker averred that he meant the Emperor
OF Russia, but the wise policeman said :''No,
you didn't; our Emperor is the only ass we
know of ~
40 Gems, 10 C+nts.-Dr. Agnew's Liver
Pills cure all troubles arising from torpor of
the liver. Easy and quick, Danish Sick
Headache, purify the blood and eradicate
all impurities frcm the system. The de-
mand is big. The Pills are little, easy to
take, pleasant results, no pain, 40 in vial,
10 cents, or 100pills % cts. Sold by Edmund
Wilson and A. A. Howes & Coil
81 see that a Western Congressman has
introduced bill to provide for universal
language" whats the good of it?'' 81
guess you wouldn't ask if you had to carry
a district in which there were seventeen
distinct varieties of foreigners. "-Cleveland
Plain Dealer
Piles-ltchiDg, Blind and Bleeding
T..
Ointment is peerless in curing. One appli-
cation gives instant relief. 1t cures all itch
ing and irritating skin diseases, Chatting,
Eczema, etc. 30 cents. Sold by Edmund
Wilson and A. A. Howes & Co.-72
Miss PRETTY don't see how you can
whistle through your fingers that way.
could never do 1t in the world.
Mr. Goodheart wishing to compliment
her delicate little hands mo, Miss Pretty,
if you shanld try it your whole hand would
Slip into your mouth.-Tit-Bits.
Relief in Six Hours
Distressing Kidney and Bladder Diseases
relieved in six hours by'NEw GREAT SOUTH
AMERICAN KIDNEY CURE 1t is a great
surprise on account of its exceeding prompt
ness in relieving pain in bladder, kidneys
and back, in male or female. Relieves re-
tention of water almost Immediately If
you want quick relief and cure this is the
remedy. Sold by A. A. Howes & Co., Drug
glsts, Belfast Me. 1y47
His Economy.-"Is your husband going
to make any new resolutions this year 90
asked the visitor. 81 think not" answered
the woman who had just been reminded
that it would be necessary to economic
! 81 am afraid he will have to content him
self with last years made over. Wash
ington Star.
For Over Sixty Years.
AN OLD AND WELL-TRIED REMEDY.
Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup has been
used for over sixty years by millions OF
mothers for their children while teething
with perfect success. 1t soothes the child
softens the gums, allays all pain, cures wind
collie, and is the best remedy for Diarrhna
| Is pleasant to the taste. Sold by druggists
| in every part of the world. twenty-five
cents bottle. Its value is incalculable. Be
| sure and ask for Mrs. WinslOW's Soothing
| Syrup, and take no other kind.
| A Frenchw0man in New York, who hal
employed a carpenter to do some repairs
received from him bill considerably il
excess of the sum agreed upon. The lady
in demonstrating put her French thought
into the following English: "But you are
much more dear to me than when we wer,
first engagedn
Itch on human cured in 80 minutes By
W0Olford's Sanitary Lotion This nevei
fails. Sold by A. A. Howes & Co., Drug
gists, Belfast, Me. 1y47