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Gilpin observer., 1902-11-27
SAYS AMERICANS GRAB LAND,
Canadian Paper Accuses United States
of Stealing British Territory.

OF Stealsn0 British Territory.
Victoria. B. c., Nov. ..,5-The Prov
1nce says: In the quietest possible
manner and with every precaution to,
secrecy. United States surveyors have
encroached upon Canadian territory
to the northeast of Cape Fox and ap-
propriated to itself thousands of
square miles of land lying within the
boundaries of British Columbia to the
westward OF Portland canal. The hne
from Portland canal runs northwest
erly for a short distance from that
body OF water and turns and run
nearly due west, and finally 1t coa-
meets with the Ykoot river at the osa-
fuence of that stream with the 6 IL
Inc river. At that same point thsro 10
to be found an old post, supposed IA
have been erected by the Hudson Bay
company, and by running the line to
that post it is apparently the claim
of the American government that the
post in question was placed in post
ton by the Russians, although the
survey line is distinctly marked hy
squared and cut granite monumsats.'!
Gilpin observer., 1902-11-27
sinks in Detroit River.

Detroit. Nov. 24.-The steamer Chill
Of Buffalo, 320 feet long. was sunk in
the Detroit river off Amherstbury last
night in a collision with the steamers
Owego of Buffalo and II. y. Tuttle,
The Owego and Tuttle were bouna up
and the Chill down. They were al.
most abreast when the Tuttle veered
against the Owego and caused her to
crash into the Chill. The Owego
came to Detroit for repairs. No one
was injured. The Chill lies in TWEEN.
ty-two feet of water. She has big
hole in her .starboard sldee where the
nose of the Owego plowed into her.
Gilpin observer., 1902-11-27
CHICAGO GRAIN AND PROVISIONS
Features of the Days Trading and
Closing Quotations.

Chicago, Nov. 2i.-Trading in the grain
pits was rather inactive today and after
u slight bulge ut the opening. prices weak
ened and the close was easy, with Decem-
Der wheat AQssc lower and December corn
1Ac lower. December oats closed ssc
higher, while January provisions were from
2i1al2lac higher. Closing prices:
Wheat-Dec., 74Ac; May, 16Isc.
Corn-Dec., 539sc; May, 42ssc.
Oats-Dec., 31lac; May. 32lsc.
Pork-Jan.. s15.67la; May, s1I.7O.
Lard-Jan., $9.42ls; May, SS-7Ih.
Ribs-Jan., SS.12la; May, $3.50.
Chicago Cash Prices-No. red wheat,
I6c; No. red wheat, 6S072c; No. 3 spring
wheat, T3c; No. = hard wheat. 73c; No. 8
hard wheat, 6Sa10c; No. cash corn. 540d
o5c; No. cash corn, o4d55c; No. = yellow
corn, 54lsd5514c; No. 3 yellow corn, o4la6l
ooc; No. = cash oats, 3o@30i3c; No. white
oats, 3ieI3Gc; No. white oats, 30@32Il9c.
Gilpin observer., 1902-11-27
KELLY MAY GIVE HIMSELF UP.
Son Dies and He May Surrender In
Order to View Body.

st. Louis. Nov. 25.-Charles Kelly,
the fugitive former member of the
house Of delegates. wanted for months
as witness in the bribery prosecu-
tions, may surrender himself to take
a last look at his twelve-year-old son,
who died yesterday of diphtheria. The
funeral services will be held today,
but the body will be placed In vault
for several days. Mrs. Kelly sobbing.
ly declared she had no idea where her
missing husband 10. After next Fri.
day. Nov. 2S. the three year statute
OF limitations will have expired and
the parties whom Kelly is declared to
be shielding cannot be reached by law.
Gilpin observer., 1902-11-27
VENEZUELA STILL PROTESTS.
Notifies Britain That orinoco is Not
Intended for Foreign Warships.

Notifies Britain That orinoco is MOI
Intended for Foreign Warships.
Caracas, Nov. 22.-The Venezuelan
government has energetically protest.
ed against the entering of the Orinoco
river by the British sloop Fantome.
which action it is claimed was an in.
fringement of Venezuelan sovereignty.
The government press continues to at.
tack Great Britain.
Lorenzo Guervera, with his princt
paISlbordinates, himself one of the
most prominent figures among the
revolutionists. surrendered yesterday
at Rio Chico, sixty miles from Caracas,
with 600 men armed with Mausers
and 100000 rounds of ammunition.
The government declares that this is
a further evidence of the disintegra.
tion of the revolution.
Gilpin observer., 1902-11-27
BANKERS END THEIR SESSION.!
San Francisco Favored for Next Piase
of Meetinu

New Orleans, Nov. -4.-The AmeriT
can Bankers association yesterday
concluded its three days session and
indications point to San Francisco az
the next place of meeting. The selec.
ton will be made at the meeting Of
the executive council at New York
next October. The new officers were
elected and installed. In addition to
those presented in the convention,
the executive council elected E. F.
Swinney OF Kansas City president OF
the executive council. The formal in
vitation OF San Francisco was EN-
graved on a solid gold plate. five by
four inches. Under resolution the
president will appoint seven men to
investigate the currency question and
submit solution at the next session!
Gilpin observer., 1902-11-27
President Back Home.

Washington Nov. 21.-The presl.
dents homeward journey was without
special incident. The ride across the
mountains over the Southern road was
made in fast time. The train stopped
only to change crews and engines.
Its coming was generally unheralded.
but there was a small crowd at almost
every station. Several times the
train was cheered as It swept by.
Gilpin observer., 1902-11-27
Must Answer for Murder.

Pittsburg, Nov. l4.-The coroner's
inquest into the Cawley tragedy,
which occurred at Homestead Oct. 10.
was concluded yesterday. and tho
jury held Charles Cawley. aged six
teen years, for the murder of his
mother four brothers and sister.
The prisoner was remanded to Jail to
await the action of the grand jury.
During the inquest he maintained
that stolid Indifference which has
characterized him since the tragedy.
Gilpin observer., 1902-11-27
CANNON TO BE. SPEAKER.
Illinois Man Has One Hundred ar
Twenty Votes Pledged.

Chicago, Nov. 22.-Action by the Re
publican congressional delegations oi
Ohio and Michigan is believed tc
clinsA the election of Congressman
Cannon a. the next speaker of the
lower house Of congress and as the
successor Of David B. Henderson Of
Iowa.
The nominee will require 104 votes
to control the caucus. According to
Congressman Mann, chairman of his
campaign committee, Mr.. Cannon now
has q total of 120 members pledged
him in state caucuses and by personal
letters.
Gilpin observer., 1902-11-27
NEW LINE ACROSS CONTINENT.
Grand Trunk to Build Another canadI.
an Road From Ocean to Ocean.


Montreal, Nov. 24.-Canada is to
have C second transcontinental rail-
way, extending from ocean to ocean.
The announcement was made by
Charles M. Hays. general manager Of
the Grand Trunk railway. The con.
struction of the new line will begin
as soon as the necessary legislation
can be obtained from the Canadian
parliament. The Grand Trunk will op-
crate the new road. II will have n
mileage OF about 5000 miles, and the
construction will involve an expendi.
ture of from $75000.000 to 500, ,OOO,-
900. The new system will run through
New Ontario. starting from North
bay, and extending through Manitoba,
the Northwest territories and British
Columbia, to Port Simpson. b. C.
Gilpin observer., 1902-11-27
Abandon Ship at Sea.

st. Michael, Azores, Now s5.-Thc
Norwegian ship. Telefon. which left
Norfolk, Va, Oct. 21, for Cardiff. Eng.
has been abandoned. Thirteen OF her
crew were drowned, including all the
officers. The survivors were picked
up and landed here by the steamer
Warheld. At the time the Telefon
was abandoned. she was 'dlsmantled
and in q waterlogged condition.
Gilpin observer., 1902-11-27
Kansas City Live Stock.

Kansas city. NOV. ai.--cattle-Iieccipts,
1850: steady to strong; choice beef steers.
S5.65ei6.25; fair to good. S3.5Ou5G0; stock
ers aAd feeders, S2.1Odii.25: western fed
steers, 81. lo0i5.JO; Texas and Indian steers.
81. T5Qii. 80; native cows Sl.50gI.2J: native
heIfers, $2.i0et3.00; bulls. $a.00M3, 80.
calves, $2.I0Q6.O0. Hogs-Recciptr. 1000:
steady to Arm; top. 500: bulk cf sales,
S6.i0uG.15; heavy. S6.l0nG2o; mixed pacR-
ers. sGapm6.15; light. sdOTisot612ia; york
ers. S6.i0M6.i2ta: pigs. s5eouG.oo. Sheep
i-tcceipts. 1000; active, firm; nativc
lambs. $3.60di5.a0: western lambs, 5000
5.15; fed ewes, S3.000i31O; wethers. $3.0Otr
400; stockers and feeders, Sio0ti32J.
Gilpin observer., 1902-11-27
Chicago Live Stock.

Chicago. Nov. 24.-Cattle-Recei5ts -,
900. including 1.OOU westerns; slow and 10c
lower; good to prime steers, S5.IJM6.oO;
poor to medium. S3OO@5.50; stockers and
feeders, S2.OOti4.GO; cows, Sl.4Od4.JO; heif-
ers. S2.OO6iJ.OO; Gamers, Sl.4OM2.iO; bulls,
$2.O0M4.5O; calves, S3.5O@I.OO; Texas fed
steers, x3.Oou4.0O; western steers. $500
4.I5. Hogs-Receipts today, 35,UuU; tomor-
row, 10000; left over GOO; bulk steady.
closed &c lower; mixed and butchers, $3.50
Q6.30; rough heavy, S5.U@6.aO; light. so
@6.l5; bulk of sales, S6OOM6.a0. Sheep
Receipts. $4,000; sheep. best natives steady.
lambs best natives steady; good to choice
wethers. $500 400; fair to choice mixed,
S2.5O@3.o0; western sheep, S2.i5ct3.IJ: ma
tive lambs, s3.JOu5.25; western lambs.
$2.TJu4.I5.
Gilpin observer., 1902-11-27
south Omaha Live Stock.

South Omaha. Nov. 2i.-Cattlc-Reccipts
$500; slow. steady; native steers, $4,000
d.2o; cows and helfcrs. $3.Oof,ioo; western
steers, 81. lOGi5.OO; Texas steers, 81. .o50i4 80;
rangers. S3.5Om3s0: Gamers. Si.JOet2 30;
stockcrs ana feeders. x2.50dtl.25; calves
$3.5Om6.0O: bulls. stays. etc. Si5.om3.1J.
Hogs-Reccipts, $500: Sc lower: heavy,
50. i5di6.2 20: mixed. S6.20mt.25: light. S0.25
0iG.3O; pigs, x5.50m6iO; bulk OF sales. sG.i5
0i0.2o. Sheep-ReceIpts. 1900: steady ;
'yeariings, x3.JO6,3S5; wethcrs. S3.15oi3 10;
ewes, 81 2J0dl3.25; common and stockcrs,
81. JO6l3. 10; lambs x2.7ou4.IJ.
Gilpin observer., 1902-11-27
FOOT AND MOUTH EPIDEMIC.
Massachusetts Officials Fail to Stamp
Out Cattle Disease.

OUT Cattle Disease.
Boston. Nov. 25.-Although the en-
tire force of inspectors of the Massa-
chusetts cattle commission has been
at work hard for the past two weeks,
hoping to stamp out the foot and
mouth disease, it has become almost
epidemic In this state. Many new
cases have been reported in towns
of eastern and central Massachusetts.
The last epidemic in England. some
twenty years ago, cost that country
over 100000. while it took $4,000, 900
to stamp out similar epidemic in
France. The great increase in the
number of cases during the past week
is causing apprehension. All cattle
showing symptoms of the disease are
being quarantined.
Gilpin observer., 1902-11-27
sohooner Sent to the Bottom.

st. Johns. N. b.. Nov. 24.-rhe Brit.
ish steamer Damara. while entering
port last evening. collided with and
sank the schooner Shamrock, laden
with Goldfish. The schooner's crew
was rescued by the steamer. which
was not damaged. 1t is alleged that
the schooner was showing no lights.
which precaution IL frequently
neglected BY Newfoundland nshins
vessels.
Gilpin observer., 1902-11-27
MAKE A RICH. HAUL
ROCK lsLAND TRAIN RosDERs
4 sGcvRsp eao,ooo.

Engineer FoFesd y Ta1ee Carr Three
Miles Down Track and Safe 10 Thsn
pynamlssd-hsbhssy Takes Place
Near DavsApst<
Davenport, L., Nov. 33.-Ffftsen
masked bandits held uD the fast west
beund express train ON the Rock
island road three miles west ef here
early this morning. detached the en-.
gine and express car and two miles
farther west drove The United states
Express compsny's nsssengar from
the car. dynamited the safe. securing
all of it, contents and escaped. after
making one Of the richest hauls on
record in this section Of the country.
The detonation from the discharge
Of the bomb could be heard distinctly
in Davenport. fve miles distant.
One car is OF the track and the e.
press car Is a mass Of ruins.
None Of the passengers were molest-
ed. but 1t is feared that harm bsfell
the express messenger.
The train left Chicago at SOS last
night. It was the fast train that runs
through to Fort Worth by way Of st.
Joseph and Kansas City.
The scene of the robbery II . some
what lonely spot, heavily screened
from the surrounding territory by .
dense growth of timber. One mile
east there is small switch yard,
where a switch engine Is stationed.
It was to this point that the train
fagman ran when the passenger train
was stopped. There the switch engine
crew carried him back to Davenport
as rapidly as possible. The fagman
said the robbers stopped the train by
placing n red lantern on the track
When the engineer saw the signal he
stopped. Five men boa the train,
detached the engine and express cars,
and forcing the engineer to accom-
pany them, took these cars westward,
leaving the rest OF the train standing
on the main track. There were twelve
to fifteen men in the party.
Train No. IL is one OF the popular
trains on the Rock Island and is
known to carry in the express car
thousands of dollars for Kansas City
merchants and banks and their cor
respondents throughout the west.
Railroad officials intimated that the
bandits secured all the contents of
the safe and that the loss would be
one Of the heaviest sustained by the
express companies in years.
Gilpin observer., 1902-11-27
Cable Company Gets Nero soundinas

Washington. Nov. 22.-Secretary
Moody has directed that the Nero
soundings be turned over to the Pa.
cific Cable company. These sound.
ings represent more than years
work and an expenditure of about
100000. AS a result of the secre.
tary's determination to relinquish the
soundings of the Nero in return for
concessions to the government in
cable rates and military use of the
cable. 1t is expected that a cable will
be in operation between San Francis.
CO and Honolulu within six months,
and work will then be pushed on the
line between Honolulu and Manila.
Gilpin observer., 1902-11-27
Pensions for Widows and Orphans.

Berlin. Nov. 22.-In the reichstag
yesterday the secretary OF the treas
ury, Baron Won Thielman. announced
that the detail in the imperial budget
for 1903 was estimated to be $37,500,.
900. The deficit for 1902 was $14,-
100000. He recommended increased
taxation on beer and tobacco. Baron
Won Thielman also intimated that the
government intended, as soon as prac.
Gilpin observer., 1902-11-27
CRUISER clncihNATs WINS.
Contest o. oessd 'bst~ssn Vessels Of
North AtjaNtle Flokt


Contest es epssd 'Sstxssn Vessels Of
Nefths Atansle Fissl
San Juan. p. J., Nov. 12.-Carrying
. great white 6eAs fas4tS. teetA nd
With phosDhoresssnt ApEsy Ass>Aas
high mp on Ns sharp bs1s. ~ cruise
Cincinnati forged abrea1t ol Culsbra
light at midnight ~ xlDhG winner
IN the greatest ocean raoe Of wasships
ever run o. the nsFth A1lAatic -
board.
Nearly two miles astesa Ct he
cruiser flashed Tie white searchiighr
Of the bAttlsshiD Alabama. II had Ais-
tanced all ~ rivais Of de AsavywUiShs
class aad haA Shs1a its quality By
yutftnO - hammer aaA tAngs strus.
gle Ill the way fron Hampton Roads
With tho Aeet-footed cruiser.
One by one It had left behind the
little guAboat NacAias, the Indiana Of
Santiago fame. the new battleshlp
Kearsarge. its own particular rival,
and last Of all. the plucky Massachu-
sstts. sister ship Of the Oregon. That
the comparatively old Massachusetts
was . stronger competitor than the
kearsarge Is one Of the surprises Of
the race.
That the Alabama came In 20 close
. second to the fast commerce de-
stroyer Cincinnati. even though the
cruiser had been handicapped thirty
hve miles at the start, Is . superb
performance for . hrst class battle
ship heavily armed.
Gilpin observer., 1902-11-27
Girl MvsterIousIv Killed.

Paris, Nov. 21.-Helen Gore. said to
be an American. was killed by q re-
volver shot yesterday in the apart
ment occupied by Jean de Rydzenski,
a singer of the Imperial theater of St.
Petersburg. De Rydzenski ut first
said Miss Gore committed suicide. but
subsequently he declared the revolver
went off accidentally.
Gilpin observer., 1902-11-27
RAISE ALL RATES.
railways TO ADVANCE THEM
AT LEAST 10 PER CENT.
lesreased Cost Of Labor and Supplies
Given q. neason tor Enhanced
Charge on Freight West Of chtcaye.
Paul Mci tsn's Views.

Gwen a. neason tor Z. Enhanced
Charge on Freight West Of Chicago.
Paul mctttsn's v2ews.
Chicaso. .,ov. 25.-"Railroad freight
rates sre lover, than they ought to be
unaer the new scale OF wages and the
Dfe5ent cos OF supplies and materials
whicn railroads have been obliged to
pay, owins TO the great prosperity of
the country" Paul Morton, second
Vice president OF the Santa Fe made
this statement and followed it up by
declaring that q campaign was about
to be- starred with arview Of raising
al freight rates in the territory west
Of Chicago TO the Pacific coast. Mr..
Morton advocates an advance in
freight rates Of 1t least 10 per. cent.
Some measure will !. have to be
taken very speedily" he declared, ITO
readjust all our freight tariffs to meet
the demands Of the situation. Every.
thing. that the railroads need and
deal in has been raised in price. The
views express are the views OF
others also and we are going to try
to do something toward readjusting
our rates"
Gilpin observer., 1902-11-27
starIha Installed as elshop.

Lead, SD. Nov. 24.-The Rt. Rev.
aohn ID. Stariha was yesterday form
ely installed as Catholic bishop for
the Black Hills diocese. The cere.
monies were held at st. Patrick's
church Of Lead. Pontifical high mass
Was celebrated. Bishop Ordman Of
Sioux Falls presided and delivered tho
sermon ~ \. :. {. G. :. : ~
Gilpin observer., 1902-11-27
az. Iosaph Live stock.

st. Joseph, Nov. 24.-Cattie-Rcceipts, 9,
ia; steady to strong: natives. 81. .75oiO. 30
cows and helfers. $i.50u475; vcnis. -. 25on
100; stockers and feeders. $2.5O<i4.75.
Hogs Receipts. I'M, steady to strong;
medium and heavy, e0.1:M4l0.17M; pigs,
Gilpin observer., 1902-11-27
Snow in kansas.

Topeka, Nov. k5.-From one to TIVE
inches of snow fell yesterday in north
western Kansas, along the line Of the
Rock Island system. 1t melted nearly
- fast as 1t fell. .-..s-li-I.-.-...
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1902-11-27

The other day, DIR. Il. w. Sullivan
OF Cleveland, well-known Ohio
Democrat, told several stories Of
strenuous campaigns i'm the Buckeye
State.
Il win never forget, he said, "a
stnmping tour which the late Gen.
William II. Gibson made many years
ago, when he was State Treasurer.
A short time before the campaign
opened shortage was discovered in
the Treasurer Office. II was clear
ly traced toa previous administration,
and really added to Gen. Wilson q
reputation for integrity.
He was to speak one night in q
small town in Western Ohio, and got
an unusually generous reception
brass bands, crowded hall, cheering,
and all that sort of thing.
I've been wondering ever since
| came to your city. he said, by the
way of beginning, what the Repub-
lican Campaign Committee meant by
sending me here. You are all Re-
publicans here. want TO 60 where
there are Democrats to convert.
He paused and surveyed the au-
dience.
" i don't belive there is single
Democrat ia this crowded halll" he
shouted.
There was dead silence.
I'll give - TO each and every
Democrat who will admit i'll cried
the general.
" A big lrishman in the rear of the
ball arose, and in q mighty voice
howled:
I'm Dimmycrat, an faith,
don 3 care who knows It..
T" So you re Democrat, said the
general.
" 1 am, howled the son Erin.
Then come forward and get
your 81.
j don't want your money, man.
returned the Irishman. Put IL back
in the treasury what you stole il
FROM
The general, in telling the story
(and he appreciated the joke enough
to tell it often,) said that the meeting
which followed was the only unsuc-
cessful one of his trip. New York
Tribune.
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1902-11-27
Tale of q Hat.

A gale was blowing across the
square when large, portly man
came around the corner. He was
erect and his rotound figure had
military poise, an air of dignity,
which was imposing. Suddenly o
wild gust seized his shining hat and
wnirled it of. Ii shot up into the
air and described circles in the man
ner of Nj. Santos pumont's airship.
Then il few across the street and
fell into a puddle of muddy water.
The dignilied citizen gazed at the
flight Of his hat in a bewildered fash
ion. When il fell 10 the ground he
cantered gently forward. As he
neared il he bent eagerly forward.
His hand almost touched the pre-
cious tile, when swoop came anoth-
er gust aud snatched the unfortu-
nate hat, which went rolling on,
churning the muddy waters Of the
gutter like the screw Of q steamer.
The owner Of the hat looked wrath
fully after il and then started In pur-
suit on mad gallop. Swiftly along
the square rolled the hat. Sudden
ly, in the midst Of his swift course,
the pursurer stepped on q piece of
orange peel. grasped wildly at the
air and fell with adespairing splash.
Shorn OF all his dignity, the unbap-
py man slowly arose. looked around
to see If be was observed, then care
fully examined his injured raiment.
From collar 10 waist bis frock coat
had split. Twenty yards ahead,
peacefully reposing by the curb
! stone, lay The innocent cause OF all
his misfortunes.
With the air Of grim determine
tion he strobe toward il. The hat
remained coyly resting ON the edge
of "a puddle. The portly person gazed
down at tbe water-logged. mud Gov
cred tile, and then at hisown ruined
raiment. just then, rs IL inspired
by a demon OF mischief, the hat be-
gan to sway with passing gust.
This was toomuch. Gathering him
self together, the fat man made q
mighty leap and landed both feet
squarely on the hat. He peered
anxiously around to see IL he was
observed, and then. turning up his
coat collar, strobe away, leaving the
fragments of what had once been a
silk hat repOsing in the gutter
Scotsman.
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1902-11-27

against one Of the players, whs
pushed Il in an upright posture
with the remark:
Brace up, comrade, and have q
look at the game.
The man was Fred w. Reinke.
aged "a, q veteran Of the Civil War
and q residentofthe Soldiers Home.
As ne sat at the table with his white
head bowed his companions thought
he was sleeping.
Two hours after he had taken his
seat at the table one of the card play
ers attempted 10 arouse him 10 show
him an unusually good hand of cards.
Wake upl look at thisi" exclaim-
ed the card player.
The player pushed back Reinke's
head and held the cards before his
face. The open. vacant, staring
eyes OF q corpse were revealed 10
the men about the table. They
pushed back their chairs Mortified.
Great Godl" exclaimed the man
with the good hand. ''IIc's deadi''
Chairs were overturned, the cards
were scattered upon the foor and
the corpse sank forward against tie
table.
When Reinke walked into the re-
sort about $50 he told the pro .ie-
tor s wife that he was sick and ask.
ed her to make a cup of coffee and
then sat down at table where q
number OF men were playing cards.
1t was his last request on this earth.
Mrs. Handrich told him : {, would
have to b0. the coffee first. About
half hour later she sent her fifteen
year-old daughter, Florence, into
the room with cup of coffee. The
young woman noticed that his head
had dropped TO one side and he had
assumed the attitude of one fallen
asleep. His comrades brushed
against him and now and then one
OF them asked him not to crowd.
Reinke made no reply. The game
went on until 7:30 o'clock, then Jos
eph II. Barnaby. one of the men who
had been sitting beside him at the
table and engaged in cards, attempt
ed TO awaken him. Chicago Groni-
Gle.
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1902-11-27
Dutchman and Dog.

A Dutchman, addressing his dog,
said: "You vas only a dog, but
wish / vas you. Ven you go init
the bed in, you shust durn round
dree times and lay down. Ven I go
init the bed in, | haf to lock up de
blace and Wind de clock und put de
cat oud und undress mself, und my
wife wakes up und scols me. den de
baby cries und ! haf to walk him up
und down; den maype ven / shust
go to sleep, it's timeto ged up again.
Ven you ged up, you shust stretch
yourself und scratch couple OF
times. und you vas up, I hafto light
de fire. put on de kettle, scrap init
my wife already, und maybe get
some breakfast. You play round
all tay und Aaf plenty OF ffnn.
haf to work alf5say an hat plenty ol
drouble. Ven you die, you IS dead
ven | die, / haf TO go to hell yet. :
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