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Gloucester County Democrat. (Woodbury, N.J.) 1878-1932, 1902-01-09
What Should Man Tell His wifes
TIE MAJORS VENGEANCE.
Mckinley and the Reporter Who
Persistent1y AssaiIed Him.

Mckinley and the Reporter Who
Persistent1y AssaiIed Him.
During one Of his congressional cam
paigns Major Mckinley was followed
from place to place by reporter for a
paper of opposite political faith, who is
described as being one Of those
''shrewd, persistent fellows who are al
ways at work, quick to see an oppor-
tunity and skilled in making the most
of it," While Mr.. Mckinley was an
noyed by the misrepresentation to
which he was almost daily subjected,
he could not help admiring the skill and
persisteney with which he was assail-
ed. His admiration, too, was not un-
mixed with compassion, for the re-
porter was i'll, poorly clad and had an
annoying cough. One night Mr.. Nc
Kinley took closed carriage for near
by town at which he was announced to
speak. The weather was wretchedly
raw and cold, and what followed is
thus described
He had not gone far when he heard
that cough and knew that the reporter
WIS liUlltS5 Will tAc OllNS1 Oli lLC GA
posed seat. The major called to the
driver to stop and alighted. Get down
off that seat. young man." he said. The
reporter obeyed. thinking the time for
the majors vengeance had come.
"Here," said Mr.. Mckinley, taking off
his overcoat. you put on this overcoat
and get into that carriage"
"But. Major Mckinley" said the re-
porter, 81 guess you don't know who
am. have been with you the whole
campaign, giving it to you every time
you spoke, and am going over tonight
to rip you to pieces If can"
81 know" said Mr.. Mckinley, "but
YOU put on this coat and get inside and
get warm so that you can do a good
job. b."-Chautauquan
Gloucester County Democrat. (Woodbury, N.J.) 1878-1932, 1902-01-09
NUMBER %

ton to pension Mrs. Benjamin Harri-
son. 1t was given out at first that the
fight was made because she is the wife
of an ex-president and that to pension
her would be to widen and extend the
pension list from civil life, which is
true. Now it is given out that objec-
tion is made to pensioning her because
.-..e is worth anywhere from $150O00
to 100000. No matter on what
grounds her pension is fought, it is
likely to do good. as it will probably
end in an exposition of the rapid
growth of the pension list from civil
life. 1t is larger than most people wot
of and should not be increased. Every
retired federal judge is, in fact and
truth pensioner. and there are many
of them.
Congressional Brothers.
If Perry Belmont is elected to con-
gress at the special election, there will
be witnessed the unusual but not un-
precedented spectacle of two brothers
sitting together in the house, o. II. P.
Belmont being already in. As a mat
ter of fact, there are already two
brothers there, the Kitchens of North
Carolina. In the Fifty fifth congress
there were the two Claytons Before
the war Tom Marshall and two of his
brothers sat together in the house. The
three Washburn brothers also sat to-
gether there. Roswell G. Horr and his
twin brother came near appearing to-
gether side by side to take the oath as
representatives. and, though the broth
er who failed of election was a Re
publican, l rather wish he had broken
into the house, just to have it said that
twins were there.
The Old Story.
Ever since the world began procon-
sular government has been corrupt and
tyrannical. 1t has not changed its ma
ture because we are now furnishing
the proconsuls, more's the pity. In
our much vaunted new possession of
Porto Rico a certain judge, a Repub-
lican, of the city Of Mayaguez seized
an entire edition Of paper called La
Vox de Ia Patria because, it being pub
hshed in the interests of the Federal
party, whatever that may be, it crit
icised the municipal physician, also a
Republican. True, Mr.. Attorney Gen
eral Harlan, son of Mr. Justice Harlan,
forced the judge to liberate La Vox de
la Patria, but the whole performance
illustrates proconsular government.
Gloucester County Democrat. (Woodbury, N.J.) 1878-1932, 1902-01-09
rival the population Of the building
was on thn front stems

! was on the front steps.
Sure enough, at s o'clock the hand
some foreigner came striding along.
He paused a moment in front of Miss
Denby's entrance, looked up and down
the street and then sprang nimbly up
the stairway.
The futtering old maid, assisted"
by Mrs. Phelim Gallagher, received
him. To the latter he bowed with the
punctilious grace of a cavalier Of
France.
with your permission, madam" he
said, taking a parcel from his pocket,
81 have brought mademoiselle little
gift 1t is an heirloom in our family.
Ny ancestors captured it from King
Priam in the Trojan war"
He handed the package to the blush
ing Miss DENLY and kissed her tiny
hand as she bowed over it.
"It is one of the gold shoes from the
Trojan horse" he resumed with rare
dignity. each nail it set with price
less diamond, and
He was interrupted by little scream
from Sophronia, who had unwrapped
the parcel and found an old, rusty
horseshoe, very dirty, twisted and
worn. But the next moment she had
tapped his wrist with her fan and
laughed:
"What wag you are, count; forever
cracking jokesv'
Mrs. Gallagher didn't know what to
say or do She stood there staring at
Count Sardanapalus as If in doubt
whether to hit him with the horseshoe
or run away. Indeed she was siding
She opened it in time to hear the
strange guest shout:
"Bar the door or we are lostT
But Mrs. Gallagher opened it. A
sandy haired, heavy set man brushed
rudely in, laid a hand on the counts
shoulder and said:
"Come, your grace the balloon is
ready"
"Ahaw said the dramatic Greek.
"My country first! Forward, gentle
men! To the balloonv'
With a grand bow he stalked out Of
the room like a monarch going to the
block. Miss DENLY collapsed into a
chair. The sandy courier followed his
master. Mrs. Gallagher followed the
courier.
"Who is heY' whispered the fat wo-
man to the counts attendant.
"He's a bug" growled the man;
"went nutty on balloons; acts all right
till you mention his balloon. Then he
goes home and gets into a swing. He
thinks it's a war balloon, and he sails
all over the world in it. Good nightw
Miss DENLY did move on the 1st of
eptember-Chicag Record-Herald.
Gloucester County Democrat. (Woodbury, N.J.) 1878-1932, 1902-01-09
Hnw to Rrni1 Urine.

Use one pound of the thick part OF
the tripe. If in pickle wash it in cold
water and stew it in enough milk and
water-equal parts of each-to cover it.
Simmer gently half an hour, drain and
season with one tablespoonful salt and
one-fourth teaspoonful pepper. Melt
three tablespoonfuls of butter on q
plate; cut the tripe in two inch pieces
dip each piece in the butter, then
dredge it thickly with -four and broil
over hot fire six minutes. Serve very
hot. If the tripe has not been in pickle
simmer it in hot water ten minutes be-
fore broiling.
Gloucester County Democrat. (Woodbury, N.J.) 1878-1932, 1902-01-09

Forbes and One Of e

Forbes and One of His Audiences.
AS lecturer on his experiences Arch
ibald Forbes was very popular. and he
was fond of recounting an experience
of his debut in that capacity at Leyen,
Fifeshire. With humping heart the
new lecturer appeared at the hall door
shortly before the starting time Of s
O'Clock, and, not wishing to crush
through a great audience on his way
to the platform, he asked the hallkeep-
er to conduct him to side door.
"Ye medina mind" replied that func-
tionary not unkindly. There's no
crood.''
When Forbes entered the hail, he
had to admit that the keeper was cor
rect. There was not a single soul pres
ent. After bit, however, man stroll
ed in and calmly proceeded to choose
seat. 1t seems he was a commercial
traveller putting up at the place for
the night, who had found time hang
ing heavily on his hands. Nobody else
coming, Forbes said to the audience"
''Will you have the lecture or will
you have drink?'
"a drink?' said the traveler.-Golden
Penny.
What Should Man Tell His Wife!
We have no faith in the creed of
those who say that between a man and
his wife there should be no secrets. 1t
would work great and unnecessary
hardship In this world If men told their
wives in detail Of all the trials they
endure in matters outside of the home,
but where the stability OF the income
is involved and the wife is disposed to
imperil its permanence he Is twice a
defaulter who steals to encourage her
in her conceits of extrava agance.-Har-
per's Weekly.
Gloucester County Democrat. (Woodbury, N.J.) 1878-1932, 1902-01-09
Gates In Norway.

A curious feature to travellers in the
highroads Of Norway is the great num-
Der Of gates-upward of 10000 In the
whole country-which have to be OPEN
ed. These gates, which either mark
the boundaries of the farms or sep
arate the home fields from the waste
lands, constitute a considerable in
convenience and delay to the traveller,
who has to stop his vehicle and get
down to open them.
Gloucester County Democrat. (Woodbury, N.J.) 1878-1932, 1902-01-09
How tn cry Racon.

Bacon cooked to perfection is bacon
that has been sliced very thin and then
chilled on the ice before ever going into
the frying pan. Always have the fry
ing pan smoking hot and put the bacon
directly from the ice into the pan.
Cook until clear and serve on a hot
dish.
Gloucester County Democrat. (Woodbury, N.J.) 1878-1932, 1902-01-09
HOW to BroiI spanish MackereI.

Have the fish drawn from the gills,
removing head and fms. Cut the fish
down the back and remove the spine.
Wash and dry quickly and thoroughly
and sprinkle with salt and pepper.
Beat the yolks of two eggs slightly,
add an equal quantity of oil and dip
the fish into-this, then cover well with
bread crumbs and broil over clear,
moderately hot fire; serve with lemon
sauce.
Gloucester County Democrat. (Woodbury, N.J.) 1878-1932, 1902-01-09

The Codger-What on earth are those
boys fighting about?
The Kid-Why, each one sez thet he
wuz sickest after eatin' his Thanksgiv-
in dinner.-New York World.
Gloucester County Democrat. (Woodbury, N.J.) 1878-1932, 1902-01-09
Harry. Declaration.

She-Oh, Harry, it is awful! Papa
has forbidden you the house!
He-That's all right 1t isn't the
house | am after; it's you. darling
Boston Transcript.
Gloucester County Democrat. (Woodbury, N.J.) 1878-1932, 1902-01-09

"Ah, my friend" sighed old Skin
fynt, who was dying. I'm going a
long, long journey"
"Never mind,' replied the friend, who
knew him. ITS all down hill.'-Phila-
delnhia Record.
Gloucester County Democrat. (Woodbury, N.J.) 1878-1932, 1902-01-09
A wicked Insinuation.

Miss Standardization seems to tend
toward costumes of the last century.
Miss May Budd-How nice! Some
people will be able to make over their
old dresses.-Town and Country.
Gloucester County Democrat. (Woodbury, N.J.) 1878-1932, 1902-01-09

Cruel and Unusual Punishment.
Mrs. Boerum (hopelessly)-M Mortimer.
cannot make Willie mind.
Mr.. Boerum (sternly)-W William. do as
your mother wishes, or will make
you go and sit in the cozy corner
Brooklyn Eagle.
Gloucester County Democrat. (Woodbury, N.J.) 1878-1932, 1902-01-09

Speaking of the case of the kidnapped
Miss Stone. The Woman's Journal
says: "Bishop Vincent, DR.. Buckley
and other conservative gentlemen of
all denominations utter feryent appeals
to women to go as missionaries to re-
mote and dangerous parts of the earth,
but when it is proposed to let a woman
go five minutes walk from her domi-
cile to cast a ballot these gentlemen
object on the ground that "A woman's
place is at home'" Hear, hear!
Gloucester County Democrat. (Woodbury, N.J.) 1878-1932, 1902-01-09

Rev. Estelle Elizabeth Padgham has
been chosen pastor of the Unitarian
church of Perry, la. She had pluck
enough to take her own head for things
and study for the ministry against the
will Of her parents. This alone proves
her young woman of forceful char
acter, and it is not surprising to read
that in a sermon preached not long
since at Des Moines she electrified
her audience with her eloqUence."
Gloucester County Democrat. (Woodbury, N.J.) 1878-1932, 1902-01-09
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Especial Washington letter.

Especial washington Letter.1
t<kT% HAT was the most unkindest
cut of alr' when the New
b York bankers spoke of Gov
ernor Leslie M. Shaw of To-
Gloucester County Democrat. (Woodbury, N.J.) 1878-1932, 1902-01-09

''Men has more self control than wo-
men," 1 heard a clubwoman say bold
ly and not ashamed. They has, has
they? 1t is also to be hoped that in
general they "has" a better knowledge
of English grammar than this clubwo-
man had.
Gloucester County Democrat. (Woodbury, N.J.) 1878-1932, 1902-01-09

1t is reported that certain persons
out in Indiana are fighting the proposi,
Gloucester County Democrat. (Woodbury, N.J.) 1878-1932, 1902-01-09

A girl lately lost her mind over writ
ing a novel, This is not surprising. 1t
is surprising, however, that more peo-
pie do not lose their minds reading the
novels girls write.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1902-04-18
Grand Opera HGuse.

"The Professors Courtship" was
 presented last night to a good sized
 audience and was very pleasing. It
 served to introduce Andy Amann and
 Miss Frances Hartley and clever
 company of players in a very amusing
 farce during which many up-to-date
 dancing and singing specialties are in | troduced. It is strictly a farce comedy with nothing of plot but is filled with good comedy throughout. The special ties are many and among those worthy
 of special mention are those presented by Amann and Hartley, the LaViler knick-nack dancers, Marie DeForrest,
 the only lady gun spinner: Miss Agnes
 Baylies, soprano soloist; songs by
 J. Wodall-Oliver. and other specialties
 by Alpine and Quinn, and the wonder
 ful twin sisters Althea. The comedy is
 brim full of fun from beginning to end and sends the audience home in most pleasant mood all feeling that they have enjoyed an evening of fun, inter spersed with many up-to-date songs and dances. The piece will be repeated this and tomorrow night and at the matinee tomorrow
 Standing room will no doubt be the room at every performance next week at the Grand opera house for Corse Payton's Comedy company has been booked for an engagement of week opening Monday matinee with Jim the Penman' play which is justly popular with all lovers of high class drama. It will be given a magnificent scenic production, tons of special scen- cry and effects and properties being carried by the company for the artis- tic mounting of it's repertoire of plays They will be presented in a manner which will compare more than favor- ably with the production of high classed and high priced companies. Between the acts each evening there will be in- troduced pleasing singing and dancing and series of war views and moving pictures thrown on large canvas by one of Edison's latest inventions The motto of Corse Payton's comedy com pany, "Nothing cheap but the price" will be strictly adhered to- Curtain | will rise at D. m. and 8 D. m. sharp. i
 Monday night, "The Prodigal Daugh- l .er;" Tuesday matinee, Hazel Kirke;" ] Tuesday evening, Jim the Penman;" Wednesday matinee, "The Planters | Wife," Wednesday night, "The Red 1 1afe." Seats now on sale Prices, ev- | 'nings, 10c, 2Oc, BOG, 5Oc; daily matinee, 0c and 20c
The daily morning journal and courier., 1902-04-18
Polls Wonderland Theafer.

complete hit in every act is the ef- feet of Polls bill this week It is unique merry and full of new special ties, with a remarkable imported varie- ty, Coleman's trained dogs and cats at the top of the bill. Those handsome and docile creatures give an exhibition that keeps the audience amused and enter tained for twenty minutes.
 Laughs become the habit when Haines and Vidocq, Gardner and Mad dern and Bartell and Reynolds are on These artists are extremely popular and their work wins many recalls and encores.
 The Livingston family of acrobats, the Walton duo in Slavonic dances, Edna Burchill, the female baritone: Baker and Conn, and Cook, Boyd and Oakes comolete the bill.
 Prices; Matinee, 10c and 20c: evening, 10c. 20c and BOG; ladies at matinee, 1Oc
The daily morning journal and courier., 1902-04-18
A HANDSOME GIFT

To Alderman Elect William Trueman Yesterday.
 William Trueman, superintendent of the Anthony & Scoville company man. ufacturing department in this city, and
 one of the recently elected aldermen
 at large, was agreeably surprised yes-
 terday, on his return from a business trip to New York, to find in his office a. magnificent bouquet, presented to him by the employees of his shop as a token of friendship and esteem. The bouquet was handsome affair, composed of tea roses and carnations, intermingIed with mignonettes and green and crowned by a beautiful Easter lily. tastily arranged in pyramid form, two feet high and one and one-half feet in diameter Mr. Trueman was very much pleased and heartily thanked the donors
The daily morning journal and courier., 1902-04-18
MALCOM & COOMBE.

90 Center Street. Members of New York Stock Exchange.
 New York, April IL
The daily morning journal and courier., 1902-04-18
NEW FORK STOCK MARKET.
upeNInw, Highest. Lowest nuofntin,

UnnN1nV, Hfgbtst, Iowesf NmofNtInMa Following are the closing prices reported hy Prince x Whitely, bankers and brokers, 9 Broadway, New York, and 15 Center street street, New Haven:
 Omen High Inm Inr1
The daily morning journal and courier., 1902-04-18
The Union Trust Company
NEW HAVEN.

NEW HAVEN.
 CHARTERED by the State of Connecti- cut with authority to act as Executor Ad- ministrator, Guardian, Receiver or Trustee, under will or deed.
 Is a legal depository of money paid into Court and all Public Trust Funds. Acts as Trustee for Municipalities, Corporations and individuals, and administers trusts of all kinds. Empowered to act as registrar of stocks, bonds, or other evidence of indebt edness, manage sinking funds, and do I'll business such as is usually done by Trust Companies.
 It also does a general Banking business, collecting checks, notes, coupons, ard re- ceives deposits, The principal of each Trust is invested by itself and kept separate and apart from the general assets of the Con- pany.
 This Company is by law regularly exam ined by the Bank Examiner of the State of Connecticut.
 HENRY L. HOTCHKISS, President.
 EUGENE S. BRISTOL, Treasurer.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1902-04-18

Charged With Having Committed Bur
 glaries i'll the Ninth Ward.
 Henry Schiad and George Brown, two boys who live in the Ninth ward, were arrested yesterday afternoon by Police man Taylor on charges of burglary. There have been number of burglaries in the Ninth ward lately, and Taylor was detailed on the cases, with the re- suit that the two boys were arrested yesterday.
 It Is alleged that they burglarized Captain Creed's saloon on Dixwell ave- nue and Hayden's grocery on NeWhall street, and it is thought that they have been connected in other small burglaries in that locality
The daily morning journal and courier., 1902-04-18
Financial.
 I'll E STOCK M fl Rh EI.
Southern Railway Falls Into the Back
 ground.

New York, April 17.-Southern Rail way fell comparatively into the back ground to-day, taking I place well down in the list of active stocks. The stock was under pressure of realizing all day, although it made some recovery after the official statement late in the day of the absolute control exercised over Louisville and Nashville by J. P. Morgan. The somewhat equivocal
The daily morning journal and courier., 1902-04-18
HeIp the Oyerworked Heart.

Is the great engine which pumps life through your system hard pressed, over taxed. grooming under it's load because dis ease has clogged il? Dr. Agnew's Cure for the Heart is natures lubricator and cleans CT and daily demonstrates to heart sufferers that it is tho safest, surest and most speedy remedy that medical science knows. Sold by W. H. Hull, E. Hewitt-34.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1902-04-18
ANOTHER ADDITION

For the Grand Gymnastic Carnival
 Next Friday Night.
 An interesting addition to the bril- liant programme already arranged for the grand gymnastic carnival to be held at the Yale gymnasium on Friday even- ing, April 25, at s o'clock, will be pr. w. G. Anderson's class of champion Yale gymnasts. They recently won the championship banner at the intercolle- giate meet in Philadelphia.
 The class will perform on the hori- zontal and parallel bars and also do ground and lofty tumbling. Besides, G. F. Mix will swing fiambeaux These events will no doubt be anxiously awaited
The daily morning journal and courier., 1902-04-18
ENTERTAFYM ENIS.
Hyperion Iheater.

When the Brace of Partridges, : which will visit the Hyperion Satur- day night, was about to be produced
 everybody thought that the audience
 would say Here is the same man com
 ing on again." but after the first per
 formance, although in this play the duality is not assisted by any makeup, the two policemen in the front of the house had a bet as to whether there were one or two men playing the Brace, that is, the two Partridges-so complete was the change of expression and manner-and they waited for MT. Reeves Smith after the performance to settle the matter for them This com edy is uproariously funny. While on the farcical order and involving the rather trite idea in mistaken identity whenein two characters are played by the same man. the theme is handled so delicately and uniquely by the author as to invest 1t with new interest The company is composed of distinctly com petent players, and it is the honest opinion of the management that pat rons of the Hyperion will receive this new play with approval Seats now on sale. Prices $1.50, $1, 75c
 Mrs. Fiske will present "The Unwel- come Mrs. Hatch" at tile Hyperion on Friday night, April 25. The perform nnce closes with the one act play "A Bit of Old Chelsea in which Mrs Fiske will also be seen.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1902-04-18
closing Prices.

Following are the closing prices reported by Prince X Whtely, bankers and brokers. 52 Broadway, New York, and 15 Center street street, New Haven:
The Montgomery advertiser., 1902-02-21

Mir. c. H. Krueger. widely-known tonsorial artist, and proprietor of a bar Der shop located at No. 5 North Court Street, Montgomery. Aia.s was for sev- eral years m intense sufferer from kid ney trouble but Is today a well and happy man, and confesses that his pres ent condition Is entirely due to Dr. Kill mer's famous remedy. Here is what he said recently to an Advertiser reporter:
 About three years ago I was seriously affected with kidney trouble, and suffered with pains in my back! I was out of health and run down generally; had no appetite. was dizzy and suffered with severe headache most of the time. I did not know that my kidneys were the cause of all my trouble. but somehow felt that
The Montgomery advertiser., 1902-02-21

MT. J. H. Button Is probably one of the best and most favorably known knights of the grip travelling out of Alabama's S Capital City. He is an Alabamian by birth and is closely identified with the States commercial interests.
 For several years MT. Buttons health has not been of the best. His family and his hosts of friends were very much wor- ried over his condition. He suffered con- stantly from acute kidney trouble which developed into gravel about eighteen months ago.
 When his physicians could give him no relief or encouragement. he became very blue. His countless friends recommend ed various liver and kidney medicines, which he tried without success. and later he visited several prominent health re- sorts. but obtained no relief. Finally he began taking pr. Kilmer's Swamp Root, and here Is what he said recently to a reporter of The Advertiser of the result:
 For a number of years I suffered from kidney trouble. not only suffered much, but the state of my health interfered seriously with my business duties. The regulations of a commercial travellers life require promptness, and l often found 1t a serious struggle to be at my post Only by the greatest effort of my mind was |