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The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1902-11-03

That the theatrical claque Is not con-
fined to playhouses was demonstrated
beyond all shadow of doubt TO the
teacher who was drilling the pupils for
the exercises In one OF the public
schools.
The unresponslve bit Of femlnlnity
over whom the amateur coach" work
ed rejoiced In the name of Sarah.
When Sarah began TO talk, all her
vocal organs took joyful holiday and
retired In favor OF her nose. In vain
the teacher begged and lmplored.
Sarah still clung to her monotone.
Then the teacher threatened.
SARAH" she said. "if you don't try
10 do better you win fail utterly, and
then how will you feelY
"O6, they'll applaud me, Miss
Brown" returned Sarah easily. "My
mother is gom' TO give my little broth
or Andy 10 cents, and II he don't begin
clappln' the minute | sit down he's
goin' TO be strapped within an inch OF
his llfe."-New York Times.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1902-11-03

1t is traditionary custom In the
Marlborough family for each duke TO
present a Blenheim spaniel to the duch-
ess when she enters Blenhelm palace
for the first time as It's mistress. The
story from which this custom had its
origin is that during the battle of Blen-
helm n spaniel followed at the heels Of
the great duke throughout the day.
never leaving him until victory was
assured, and the duchess, the famous
Sarah Churchill In memory Of the In
cident forthwith adopted the spaniel
as her favorite dog.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1902-11-03

A northern sportsman went alligator
hunting I'm Florida, and, ms often hap
pens with the uninitiated. he got lost
1t was near night, and he was at loss
what TO do. Presently he met man
riding cow, says the indianapolis
Journal.
"Can you tell me how far it is TO
Miami?
"Waal. reckon it's about two
whoops." the man answered.
"Two-whatT
The man seemed to take this as chal-
ienging his veracity, for he looked
questioningly at the palmettos aud
prlckly pears beside the path, then be-
gan TO scratch his head.
"P'r'aps hit may be smltch fur
ser" he admitted. "but low hit aln't
morn two whoops an holler."
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1902-11-03
A Long FeIt want.

81 have here" said the long haired
theorist as he was ushered into the
presence OF the railway magnate
''plans for a device that win warn the
engineer when any one is crossing the
track"
Cant use IT," replied the busy Of
ficial. "What we want is something
that will warn the person who is cross
ing the track when the engineer hap
pcLs along that way."-Chicago News.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1902-11-03
HE PLAYED PORTER.
How n Quick witted Girl settled q
Clever Gentleman.

On this particular occasion she land
ed in New York from trip to Phila-
delphia about O'Clock I'm the evening
AS, suit case In hand she stepped light
ly from a Twenty-thrd street car at
Broadway. two gentlemen-tall and dis
tinguishod looking In full dress. opera
hats, etc. crossed the tracks at the
rear Of the car and met her face to
face.
Garry your grip. num-" lmpudently
remarked one OF them, with all the
airs OF "smartle" who thinks he has
done something clever.
Quick as flash into the white
glovod hand went the travel soiled
grip, and with "To the next corner"
the "clever gentleman" found himself
suddenly transformed into n porter.
with trim little miss walking along
beside him In very matter OF fact
way.
Looking as II he wanted 10 treat the
matter as a joke and didn't know ex-
actly how, he relglously carried the
grip 60 the corner. What else could
the poor man do?
Relieving him finally OF his burden.
the girl innocently slipped n dime into
the elegantly gloved hand (she was
used TO having porters assist herr and
prepared 10 board car Not the
slightest suggestion Of n smile crossed
her pretty features.
As the whiz OF the car finally
drowned the uproarlous laughter and
the That's one on YOU Of the victims
companion a merry twinkle might have
been seen In pair OF blue eyes on a
Columbus avenue car bound Harlem
ward.-Philadelphla Ledger.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1902-11-03
Warming Order.

In the United States Court at Tisho-
mingo in the Indian Territory, South
ern District:
Quene e. Crummery, plaintiff,v SAL
bert Crummery, defendant.
The defendant Albert Crummery is
warned to appear in this court in thir-
ty days and answer the complaint of
the plaintiff, Quene e. Crummery.
Witness Hon. Hosea Townsend,
judge of said court, and the seal there
Of this 11th day of Oct, 1902.
C. NJ. CAMPBELL, Clerk.
(SEAL)
S. c. Treadwell, attorney.
A. NJ. oliphant, attorney non-resi-
dent.
First published Oct. 10, 1902.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1902-11-03
Appropriate.

why" asked the stage manager.
"do you insist upon shouting 'BahP st
intervals OF about two minutesT
"WhyT repeated the villain In tones
that indicated q complete confidence
in the consistency OF his performance.
Because the cast Of characters plain
ly indicates that am the black sheep
of my family."-What to Eat.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1902-11-03

"oh. Alfred! Isn't II too bad! Just as
we had everything so nicely arranged
for our elopement father has gone
and sanctioned the match. h."-Harper's
Monthly.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1902-11-03

"An ideal match," they say, indlcat.
ing the newly married couple.
"Emlnently suited TO each otho."
they continue.
Here they pause aud watch the hap
by pair,
Seems like a made TO order meeting
OF affinitles," they conclude "He IL a
vegetarian. and she is grass widow"
Judge.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1902-11-03

Miss Ascum-W Wasn't that Mr.. Bonds
l saw you walking with last evening?
Miss Coy-Yes.
Miss Ascum 'l.s a landed free
holder of the county isn't he?
Miss Coy Olushingl-W Weller he
isn't quite landed yet.-phlladelphia
Press.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1902-11-03

Few things are necessary for the
wants OF this life. but 1t takes an In
finite number TO satisfy the demands
pf opinion.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1902-11-03

What makes you think he would be
a great success IN politicsY
He can say more things that sound
well and mean nothing than any other
man | ever knew."-Chicago Post.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1902-11-03
PRACTICAL
PRINTING

The demands now
being made on THE
A r D M OREITE for
job printing has in
duced us to make a
separate department
of the job printing fea-
ture of our plant, and
make it distinct from
the news department.
This has been ac-
complished by plac-
ing B. G. Logsdon,
formerly lessee of the
Drew Printing Plant,
III Charge OF our. JOD
printing.
You will now get
the best of work, and
get it promptly when
you place your orders
with The Ardmoreite.
phone No. 5 and
a representative will
call at your place of
business.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1902-01-18
LOCAL NEWS.

Miss Maud Nichol Is visiting In
Calvert.
J. p. Gilpin, OF Kurten, was in
town yesterday.
My residence for sale.
IS Il. $. Webb.
Miss Rosa Polk is visiting at
Groesbeeck.
Mrs. :. II. Hickman arrived from
Hearne yesterday.
The best meats are sold by Frank
lin Bros. "
DIR. John Bate came mp from
Hockey yesterday.
W. l.. Zulch, OF Willow Hole, was
In the city yesterday.
New four-room cottage for rent.
Apply TO Mrs. G. II. Marett. IL
;. W. Gentry, Of Wellborn, gave
the Eagle call while in town yes
terday.
wanted-Boy with horse 10 de-
liver Morning Eagle. Apply at once.
Ed Farquhar came up from Nava-
sofa yesterday and gave the Eagle
pleasant call.
To EXCHANGE for city property,
very fine country home. See Monroe
Edge. 80
Mrs. j. l.. Ellis Of Brentwood
Is visiting her mother, Mrs. Majors,
and sister, Mrs. Burt Norwood.
w. T. Young returned from a visit
20 Mississippi, accompanied by his
daughter, Miss Mary Alice Young.
Just received, 100 pieces Of new
spring embroidery, at Wagner q
Brandon's. 81
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1902-01-18
a0069099 88080086G

Felix Taylor, son Of Mr. T. f.. Tay-
lor, and student Of Allen academy,
fell from a trapeze yesterday and
broke his right wrist.
] wanted-5OO patrons for the Union
Barber Shop, under the new manage
ment Of W. A. Cones. 81
w. /. Derden, of Houston, repre-
senting Thos. Goggan q Bros, has
been spending several days here In
the interest Of his firm.
New Hamburg Swiss and Main
sock embroideries at Wagner q
Brandon's. 81
VIM. Pope, Of Grimes county, gave
the Eagle a pleasant call yesterday.
Mr.. Pope afiiliates with the Brazos
county truck growers and came over
10 place an order for Irish potatoes.
Everything new and up-to-date
and three first-class BARRIERS at the
Union Barber Shop. Give us trial.
10 w. A. Cones, Mgr.
Miss Clara Braatz has returned
from the eastern market, where she
spent several weeks studying the
new millinery, and left yesterday TO
spend few days in Austin.
Three first class BARRIERS at the
Union Barber Shop under new man
agement OF w. A. Cones. 81
Postmaster Haswell has received
official notice that railway mail ser
vice will be established on the |. a
G.. n. railroad between Waco and
Bryan and all intermediate points
Monday, February IL.
The bath rooms at the Union Bar
Der Shop have been remodeled and
are up-to-date, with "a new cistern
and plenty Of water.
30 w. A. Cones, Mgr.
Chas. J. Newly, OF London, Eng
land, is the guest Of Mr.. George
and other relatives. Mr..
Newly arrived yesterday, having
come by the way Of Sidney, Aus
lralia, and San Francisco.
Beautiful assortment Of Amoskeag |
and Glasgow zephyr gingham, only !
s. c. at Wagner 4 Brandon's. Ss
Mr.. r. G.. Tabor, special agent Of
the old reliable New York Life In
surance company, has the thanks Of |
the Eagle for one Of the very large |
aud handsome Autographed calen-
dars issued by his compuny. We |
note from the calandar that the great |
New York Life is operated under the |
Of eighty-two govern
ments.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1902-01-18
Champagne Imports 10 1901.

Ola total Of 3l9,2i3 cases imported
by over thirty brands, George II.
Mumm's Extra Dry aggregated to-
$50, nearly 600 cases more than any
other brand. Particular attention is
called to the quality OF this wine. II
is very dry aud resembles the famous
1889 vintage, being more delicate and
breedy than the 1893. Immense re-
serves guarantee the maintenance of
quality. This superior wine is Of
fered for sale in Bryan by Taylor a
Cox. 80
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1902-01-18
Ell PasO and lis Carnival.

Take a week OFF, go 10 Fl Paso and
view the great winter carnival, to be
held January Il TO IS, 1902. II is be-
yond question that this carnival will
be one Of the most attractive festi-
walls of It's character ever held in the
border city. The list OF attractions
will contain a large number OF de-
lightful features, including the cele-
brated Mexican bull fight, contest OF
Mexican aud American bands, cattle
parades, flower parade and Oriental
Midway. III Paso Is one OF the
most distinctly interesting cities In
the southwest, and the cheap rates
which will be in effect between all
points on the Houston and Texas
Central 10 the Mexican border, offer
splendid opportunity 10 make the
trip. Apply 10 any Houston and
Texas Central agent for rates and
dates of sale, or address,
T. j. Anderson,
Assistant General Passenger Agent,
Houston, Texas.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1902-01-18

Nose Lights, colored llnemar
employed by the local telephon,
company, fell from the top Of a pole
one day the past week and had one
side Of his face badly cut by a knot
on the pole as he fell. He was also
shaken up considerably, but is now
able 10 be up again.
Perfection Oil Heaters-no smoke,
no dust and no dirt. Just the thing
for parlOrs. dining rooms and bath
rooms. For sale by w. ID. Lawrence.
agent Waters-Pierce Oil Co. 81
Gen. II. Is. Stoddard, grand master
OF Knights Templar, was banquetted
az Austin by leading citizens Of that
, aud other surrounding cities Monday
night. Upon taking leave Tuesday
Gen. Stoddard was presented mag
nificent gold watch by his lifelong
friend, Gen. Oppenheimer. IL is
needless to add Gen. Stoddard values
the gift very highly.
Wanted-Roomers at once. Please
apply in person. Nice cottage be-
tween parsonage and residence Of
Mr.. +. Il. LomaX. 80
Mr.. Il. b. Compton has resigned
his position at DIR McDougald's drug
store and will seek location and go
into business for himself. Mr.. Comp
ton Is n bright young business man
and an efficient druggist. He has
made many friends here who will
regret his departure exceedingly.
Mr.. J. II. Word, formerly OF St.
Joseph, Mo-, and more recently Of
Houston, is now with DR.. McDou-
gald.
The best all round diet in the
world includes plenty Of good whole
some beef, such as you get at Frank
lin Bros. ~
Bryan Lodge OF the Sons Of Her
man, No. 80, OF Bryan, have elected
the following officers: President.
Walter Wipprect; vice-president,
Philip Endler; secretary, Paul
Ruchti; treasurer, John Whitman:
trustees, Henry Prinzel, Gus Hinz,
Chas. Vesmirosky; guide, Hugo
Endler; inside Waterman, Wenzel
Parizek; outside Waterman, Henry
Rhode; medical examiner, DIR. A. l..
Mondrick.
For SALE-A good work mule.
Apply 10 Garth, Howell & Webb. 80
Mrs. G. NJ. Proctor's millinery
store is now located nc the Leman
House, and she is selling ribbons and
many other things almost at your
own price, to make room for new
goods. A call will convince you that
she has bargains TO offer. 40
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1902-01-18
Hard Luck Story About Madison County

The Eagle. hopes that the fol-
lowing, from the Huntsville Cor
respondent Of the Galveston News
is exaggerated, and we rather be
lieve that il l.:
Huntsville, Tex, Jan. l5-It
continues very dry in this section
and from Madison county comes
some distressing news about the
condition of cattle and the scarcity
Of water. Pasturage is short and
lands heretofore furnishing fine
range are said to be entirely bare.
All creeks are dry and cattle are
selling as low as IS per head. In
this county conditions are not
nearly so bad. Farmers are going
ahead with farm work and cattle
are doing fairly well.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1902-01-18

The doll show and buggy parade
to be given by the Methodist Hcme
Mission society will be at the court
house this afternoon from 10
. p. IN. All dolls and buggies to
be entered must be taken 10 Mrs.
Matte Webb's residence Friday af-
ternoon. Prizes will be awarded TO
the prettiest bride doll, street dress
ed doll, baby doll, Oldest doll and
prettiest boy doll. Prettiest deco
rated buggy, wagon, go-cart, float,
and wheelbarrow. There will be a
fish pond for the children. Admls-
sion Zoe for children; adults i5c. All
are invited. In addition there has
been provided 10, IS, ~ and 70 cent
counters on which are displayed for
sale dainty and beautiful assort-
ment of all kinds OF doll clothes. 80
Get coupon book at Franklin
Bros and buy your meats as you
need them. You save trouble and
get the best. q
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1902-01-18

Fred Goodson was the victim Of a
painful and serious accident at the
electric light and waterworks plant
one day this week. While at work
with pumping machinery he got his
left foot caught in a chain and car
ried around the cog wheel on which
the chain works. The cogs are large,
partly admitting the foot into each
of them as the wheel went around.
This fact and the heavy soled shoe
Mr.. Goodson wore are all that saved
his foot from being crushed off. AS
il was his foot was badly mashed
and two toes broken.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1902-01-18

A visit 20 Franklin Bros two big
markets any day will convince you
that they are the leading meat deal
ers. II you want the best, try
them. ~
100 pieces fresh spring patterns in
Amoskeag and Glasgow zephyr
Bingham. 81 &c per yard, at Wagner
& Brandon's. IS
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1902-01-18
The FaIre., on.r Ev.r Mad.

To anyone suffering with Dysper.ia.
Indigestion. Sour Stomach. Heart.
burn. take Rex dyspepsia Tablets. An
druggists are authorized by the manu-
facturers TO refund the money in any
case they fail TO cure. Price so cent
per package Remember the name
Rex Dyspepsia Tablets. NJ. II. janice.
the leading druggist. Bryan, Texas.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1902-01-18

70 Cure dyspepsia and Indigestion.
Sour stomach or Heartburn. take Rex
Dyspepsia Tablets. All druggists ars
authorized to refund money II they
fail to cure. Price 90 cents. n. H.
James. the lending druggist. Bryan.
Texas.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1902-01-18

To Cure chIlls or Malaria In 4 Days,
Take oulnorla. All druggists are au.
thoriEed to refund the money In any
case OF chills. fever or malaria II fails
to cure. Price SOC per package. NJ.
II. James. the leading druggist. Bryan,
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1902-01-18
Hotel Arrivals.
EXCHANGE.

w. S. Tobey, st. Louis; Byron
Miller, New Orleans; James Cooper
weliborn; Gus EbelIng, Louisville
r. II. Astin, Mumford; J. Miller, J
II. Britain, Dallas; Alex Moore, St
Louis; Dee McComb, Marlin; ]. Mi.
chael, New Orleans; l.. McMichael
Alto; II. NJ. Harding, winkler: T.
j. Steele, Birdston; j. T. Harris, /,
4 G. N; ]. w. McGlasson, Waco
F. l.. Wanamaker, Dallas: ]. f.
Kendall, New York; 5. F. Leyser,
st. Louis.
TUCKER HOUSE.
John Keiffer, James Kearney aud
others, of "Finnigan's Ball Coz" A.
NJ. Carpenter, Franklin; A. G. VIII
kinson, j. ID. Castle.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1902-01-18
To Cure Malaria In Four pays.

Take oulnorla. All druggists are au
thoriEed TO refund the money In any
case Of ehills. fever or malaria It falls
to cure. Price SOC per package. N
II. James. the leading druggist. Bryan.
Texas. IN =.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1902-01-18
Card.
Editor Eagle

Editor Eagle:
My Dear Sir:-OwiLg 10 the illness
OF Mr.. Kearney, one Of my stars, we
were compelled 10 dismiss the audi
enee at the Grand opera house Thurs
day night. II is a very unfortunate
thing for Mr.. Mike and myself, We
both being losers. ! trust you will
advise the public through your paper
Of he state OF affairs, as IL is abso-
lutely necessary that Mr.. Nike should
not lose the confidence Of his patrons,
BY dismissing the audience, IL may
have a tendency 20 injure the next
attraction; therefore / wish you
would state the above facts and
oblige, yours truly, J. NJ. Welch.
Mgr. Finnegan's Ball Co.
The beef you buy az Franklin
Bros. is from selected animals and
has been skillfully handled. IL is
the best you can buy In Bryan. 42
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1902-04-30
Pendlet0n Items.

Rev. Joe Jones, of Cartersville, Ga, !,
preached two excellent sermons ut the
Baptist Church Sunday morning and
evening.
We notice that you have Mr.. Henry
Foster, the gentleman who was killed
on the railroad, from Walhalla. His
home was in Fendleten. He had 8 in
stead of 8 children. His wife was in
bed sick at the time, which prevented
her going to him at once. Mrs. Foster
has gone to her fathers, where she will
make her home
The Pendleton Democratic Club met
last Saturday and elected the following
officers: Samuel McCreary, President;
Edward Smith, Vice President; H. C..
Summers, Jr. Secretary. Delegates
to the County Convention, Samuel Nc
CfeaTy, Col. r. w. Simpson, NJ. c..
Dickson, Jesse Kay and w. NJ. Gibson.
Il singular coincidence in the election
Of delegates is that they are all Con-
federate Veterans.
Walter Eskew and Reed McCrearv
left for California last Saturd ay morn
ing. They with four other young men
went with Mr. Joe Bowden and family.
we wish the young men much success
in their new home
E. Trescott, of Blacksburg, has been
on visit for week to his mother.
Tell Tale.
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1902-04-30
The State Summer School.

The printed announcement of the
course Of study of the State Summer
School will be issued soon. This will
be sent out to county and city superin-
tendents for distribution among the
teachers. Correspondence, whether
for admission to the school ,or to the
dormitories, will be with the Office of
the State Superintendent of Education.
When the list of admitted students is
made up it will be forwarded to Presi-
dent Johnson, at Rock Hill, who will
assign rooms.
Application blanks will be furnish
ed, upon which the teachers will note
the courses that they wish to pursue,
and will pledge themselves to remain
through the entire four weeks, unless
prcvidentially prevented. FLOATING
attendance" will not be permitted.
The crowding of the class rooms for q
part Of the session tends to interfere
with the work and will be discouraged.
Last year six hundred and fourteen
enrolled. and only four hundred and
seventy stayed through the examina-
tions. This year only about five hun
dred will be admitted and it is expect
ed that practically all will stay to the
end. This will be more satisfactory to
instructors and to students.
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1902-04-30

Inc survivors of Company l., Orrs
regiment, are requested to meet In the
once OF Supervisor vandiver, in the
court House, on Memorial Day, Satur-
day, May 10th. at IL o'clock.
Yesterday tho City Council sold the
SoO,GOO of city honds, issued for the
purpose Of building sewerage, t, Col.
j. N. Brown at I.04. There were q
number of bids for the bonds.
Joseph Burgess, tenant on the farm
OF ). A. Welborn, of our town, who
iives about 2 miles above WILLIAMSON.
In the country, met with serious loss
last Friday night in the total destrr..
tion OF his barn together with two
mules, mich cow and lot of fodder
and hay. The building whom first
discovered about nine o'cluck FRIDAY
night was so far enveloped in flames
thnt nething could be saved. and the
only theory Is that it was the work of
an lncendiary, as no fire had been about
the building. The loss falls quite heavy
upon MIR. Burgess, who is q hard work
ing, industrious man, and the loss of
the barn itself, which is q large. roomv
one with six stalls, is no small loss upon
MT. Welborn, the Observation-Disclosures
ston News.
We are authorized to announce the
betrcthal Of hIr. Benjamin Galloway
Afford, of Hartwell, and Miss Sumpter
Ophelia Teasley, of Iva, S. C. Their
marriage will occur some time in Nav.
Slr. Afford is handsome and popular
young gentleman, and the eldest son of
Mr.. D. c. Afford, one of Hartwell's
leading citizens and most substantial
and successful business men. The
prospective bride, the lovely daughter
of Mr.. ]. w. Teasley, of Iva, S. c., is
n graduate of the Hartwoll Institute of
the class OF 1901; has taught two sue
cessful schools in Hart County; is q
young lady of brilliant personality,
culture and refinement, together with
most excellent traits of character
Their marriage is looked forward to
with much interest by their many
friends.-Hartwell (Ga.) Sun.