New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1902-12-14
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

In making affidavit of his election expenses, a
Marion County candidate reports that he paid his
wife 30 cents for getting up and making the fire
five times. Things must be coming to a terrible
pass in Kansas. We want 20 know IT, this is not
bribery.
happy With man IKE me p said Willie Wishing
Oh. yes" answered Miss Cayenne. after. a
pause. Il think so. If he wasn't too much like
, you."-(Washington Star
Among the treasures of the Philadelphia Hstori-
cal Society is the complete record of the Court
Held at Uppand in Delowar River from 1916 to
1851" This was the conducted by the
swedes. Dutch and English previous TO the grant
ing OF the State to Penn, and previous TO
It's being named Pennsylvania. The record is
quaint One entry is Of Jan Cornellisen, of Ames-
land. complaining TO ye Court that his son Erik
is bereft OF his natnra sences and is turned Quyt
madd"; whereupon ii was ordered that three or
persons bee hired 10 build little Blockhouse at
Amesland for to put in the sd mailman. In the
suit of Andres Inckhooren against Constable An
dries Homman IT appears from the record that:
1.-The Pit complains that this Deft. hath pulled
him by the Beard and twisted his neck ana de-
sires to know ye reason.
On October TO- 1850. Claes Clam, winning an ac-
ton for Islander against Hans PETERS,. the pun
ishment melted out to Peterss was that
THE Deft not being able to prove what he hath
said or any part thereof. the Court ordered that
ye Deft. openly shall declare himself Lyar-
lie
chance to marry money They sat in corner be-
hind a big bank of potted plants one or her
so fond of distributing had begun to be visible
nrettW woman. however and Notwithstanding the
fact that she had buried one husband and divorced
another was inclined to believe that there might
be a good. lively romance or two in her still He
bent low over the slim soft hand He noticed the
the fortune that was at her disposal. Il hate to
to make You feel uncomfortable but.shal tell
what really see! eS Sne Saiqi hrd@i *
me- a"i'hh he went on -as If great were in
store for ESg WEN od Two weeks
later the gossps were asking one another now IN
the world it had ever happened that he and she
had become engaged upon such short aGanaiat-
Why he cant se over thirty; they de
ord-Herald.
saltcellar of the spacious times of great Eliza
beth has been sold auction in London for the
amazing sum of $1,000 Only saltcellar! And
there is no authentic proof that the lion hearted
ruler of the England of Shakespeare and of Bur
leigh and the other of high renown who lived
In the latter part the marvellous sixteenth cent
ury ever took salt from this small dish. If such
a bit of tableware sells for f3OoO, what would be
a fair price for genuine Elizabethan platter big
enough to contain baron of true British roast
beef?
Pat-Did you ever back horse in your life.
Mike-Yes. once. and only once
THAR
wen you see / backed the blessed boss through
shop window and had to pay s5."-(Spare Mo-
mentS.
A Missouri editor who is about to pull up and
leave for lack of support sarcasticaiy remarks In
nartine that editors don't need money. Dent |
worry about the editor he says. He has a char
ter from the State act doormat for the COM |
rnunity. He'll get the paper out somehow, and |
stand up you when you run for office and lie |
a about your pigeon toed daughters tackey wedding
and bIoW about your big footed when they get
81 a week job. and weep your shriveiled soul
when it is released from your grasping body. and
smile at your giddy wife's second marriage. He'll /
get along. The Lord only knows how-but the |
editor will get there somehow"
Two little girls aged. respectively. six and eight |
wears, discussing religious
I'The Christian Register The older one said to
her sister: which would you rather do i've
and go to heavenT b
why" the young said. II would rather live" I
Whereupon the elder burst out with the en- |
question Sarah B.. what does
iigion amount tog'-cTroy Times.
The city of Enid in Oklahoma, is eight years old |
and has nearly nine thousand inhabitants but has
no cemetery The citizens have almost entire i'm |
Tnunity from natural death Observation-Disclosures /
sometimes result in sudden departure but in :
such the corpse is sent back to the home |
State for burial This is great advance in civiIi-
zation. Formerly every such frontier town had |
of Enid