Arizona republican., 1902-11-09

II see be tn pa-apers, said MT. Dooley. that tn king iv Biljim has been havin' throuble with wan iv his family"
 Tn poor man." said Mir Hennessy. What was it about"
 "Oh, faith. tn usual thing" said MT. Dooley. She married some wan tn king. her father. didn't like. Tn man iy her choice was not her akeel. He was on'y a jook or a prince or some thing like that-a good fellow, dye mind. sober, industhrees an affictionate but iv lowly eXthraction. But that ain't what I wanted to talk to ye about Tn throubles iv a king with his family ain't amy more inthrestin thin tn throubles iv a plumber or baseball player. It's tn same thing th' food, tn cost iv tn new tile, tn familyar face at breakfast, tn girl runnin' off an marvin a jock or a clerk in butcher shop. What I've been thinkin about is how long tn kings can stand havin' all these things known about him.
 "Whin I was a boy. If a king fell out with his folks, no wan knew iv 1t but tn earls an markesses an jocks that overheard tn row while they were waitin' on tn table. They didn't say annything but wrote it down in note book an published it afther they was dead. Whin tn king passed tn butther plate so high to his wife that it caught her in tn eye. it was rile secret. Whin his rile spouse pulled his majesty around th' room be the hair iv tn head. tn tale remained in tn family till 1t got into histhry. Whin wan iv tn uriucesses threatened to skip with jook, tn king touched tn spring lV tn thrap dure an her rifle highness, Au- goostina Climintlna Sofia Maria Mary Ann. wint down among tn coal an tn potatoes an niver was heerd iv again.
 But nowadays 'tis diff'rent. Tn win dow shades is up at tn kings house as well as ivrywhere else. Tn gas IS lighted an we see his majesty stormin around because tn dinner is late, kick in tn rifle dog. whalin tn princes " tn blood with a lath, brushin' his crown befure goin' out, shavin' his chin, sneakin' a dhrink at bedtime iawin his wife an 'makin' faces at his daughter. Tn princess called at tn king of Biljum's house yisterdah an insisted on seein' tn ol' man. A stormy intherview followed. 'I tof ye niVer to darken this dure again till ye left that loafer iv a husband iv ye'ers. says his majesty. ''I come here to get me clothes" says her rile highness. If ye don't give thim up, I'll call neX time with a constable" she says. Don't make me f'rget me sex an lay hands on a woman." says his majesty. "Clear out iv this befure I cease bein' a king an become a parent" he says. Her rifle highness had a fit iv mysteries at this. an tn king tore around tn parlor, knockin' over chairs an kickin' at tn furniture. Half an hour later tn princess emerged followed be tn king in a smokin' jacket. At tn dure, he hOllered at her: "Hen stay away firm here if ye know what's good fir ye." "I'll have tn law on ye," says tn princess as she wint off on her bi- cycle.
 An there ye ar-re. Tn times has changed an tn kings lives in tn sthreets with tn rest iv us. It'll be tn death iv thin. No wan respects amy body they know. To be a king an get away with it, man must keep out iv sight. Tn minyit people knows that a king talks like other people, that he mas tn same klnQ W aCneS that We have, that his head is bald. that his back teeth are filled. that he drinks too much. that him an his wife don't get along an that whin they quarrel, they don't make reg'lar declaration iv war but jaw at each other like Null larky an his spouse, their subjicks say: Why, this here fellow is no better thin tn rest iv us. How comes he to have so good job? Down with himi' An down he comes.
 ''Ye take this here king of Biljum, Hinnissy. I know all about him fr Dorney had tn room neX' to hiin whin he was in Europe an he heerd him snore, Think iv that Think iv hearin' king snore an meetin' him tn nex' mOrnin' an bowin' to him. If this king iv Biljum knew his own busi- ness, he'd on'y come out ivy tn house wanst a year an thin he'd have his face yelled. Instead iv that he's all over tn wurruld. He's in tn rubber business. He's tn rubber king. If ye