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The Montgomery advertiser., 1902-11-05

date and finally declared, good-naturedly
but in manner that could not be mis-
taken for a Jest:
II will take my dinner here next
Thursday. II have to eat from the floor
and sleep in a blanket"
Hon. oliver A. Borthwick of England
the Kings messenger, now visiting this
country, cleared up the mystery of his
mission while taking luncheon with a
few newspaper friends in this city. Mr.
Borthwick is member of the craft, and
he is here TO study the improved meth
DDS of publishing an American newspa-
per.
II am not as particularly interested in
the brain department" he remarked
playfully, ''as l am in the Drawn, or me-
chanical department. l have been great
ly amused by the ingenious stories writ
ten about the mysterious mission l am
supposed to be engaged in. 1t is all very
delightfully."- humorous to me-"
AS matter of fact it is stated that
Mr.. Borthwick is an exceedingly popular
newspaper man in London. When he APP
piled to the Foreign Office for his pass
port he was also furnished with a COM
mission of distinction, an honorary APP
pointment, as courier to the King. In
stead of being the bearer of a secret mes
sage from King Edward, Mr.. Borthwick
is in this country for business and pleas
ure in connection with the newspaper in
which he has an interest.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1902-11-05
THE STATE DEMOCRATIC
VICTORY,

The Democrats of Alabama gained a
Notable victory yesterday, and elected
hheir entire State ticket, nearly every
Ccngr essional delegation. This, however,
Is nothing more than was expected, the
Republicans frankly admitting from the
start that they had no hope of success.
1t is a bad beginning for that new or
ganization which was going to make such
Populists of former campaigns did not
enter the Republican camp in any great
numbers. but returned TO their old Demo-
cratic home. where they are most cor
daily welcomed. OF course, some of
them have gone over to the Republicans.
especially in the upper portion of the
State In Middle and South Alabama the
returns indicate an almost solid Demo-
cratic vote.
All the people of the State are to be
congratulate ed on the election of Governor
Jelks AMI his associates. They will be
the servants of all those whose interests
are placed in their hands and will not
be the servitors of party or faction. The
interests Of the State are absolutely safe
in Democratic hands. The first election
under the new Constitution is a complete
vindication of the wisdom of the Demo-
cratic party in establishing that instru-
nent The lightness of the Republican
vote in North Alabama, where it has
been claimed to be large, justiies the
boldness of the Democratic party in re-
stricting suffrage ana the means it adopt
ed to secure that end.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1902-11-05

Recently an automobile up in Connecti-
cut ran into horse and rider, and killed
the latter. The machine was a heavy one,
carrying four persons, and was travelling
at speed of ten miles an hour, yet the
driver swore on the stand that he could
bring that heavy machine to full stop
inside of three feet" That man has a
wonderful machine or he is a wonderful
liar.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1902-11-05
NEW STAMPS.
For the First Time a Thirteen-Cent
Stamp Will Be in Use.

For the First Time a Thirteen-Cent
Stamp Will Be in Use.
Washington Letter.
At the Bureau of Engraving and Print
ing the force is working in day and night
shifts to hurry along the new issue or
nostag e stamps under the recently award
ed contract. There are several new de-
signs, fashioned generally after the pre-,
vailing style in stamps of the l. Z, ana
10 cent denomination.
For the first time in the history OF any
nation. the United States propose to Is
sue a "l3-cent stamp" 1t Will be the
same size as an ordinary postage stamp,
and will contain portrait OF the late
President Benjamin Harrison. Inc rea-
son for issuing a stamp of this denom-
nation (unlucky thirteen) is general re.
quest from business men in all parts OF
the country, who clasa that In the course
of business they frCo''@ntly send through
the mails packages V luitc 10 Genus
worth of postage. Ju. the picture
OF Benjamin Harrison should DO selected
to adorn the first 13-cent stamp ever Is
sued may attract some curious comment
No detailed explanation or the clrcuth-
stance is offered at the Treasury De-
partment.
There is to be an up-to-date change In
the design shown upon the special de-
livery stamp" The present design rs that
of a messenger hoy on the run-somethins
almost impossible in every day ire. Ihe
new design is an automobile of the rec
ord-breaking class. This is perhaps the
greatest novelty in the way OF new de-
signs.
president Roosevelt has his own way
of getting what he wants. generally, re-
marked a veteran employee of the White
House while discussing the President
occupation of his private apartments M
the Executive Mansion, notwlthstandlne
the protests of the contractor that the
rooms could not he made ready at the
time indicated.
"The President actually forced his way
into the house" continued the veteran
The day after the President was able 10
discard his crutches, he visited the Whlte
House to make a personal inspection OF
the existing conditions there, ana 10 IN
sist that the work of repair and altera-
ton should be expedited. 1t did not take
him long to discover that there was a
large amount of unnecessary pulling down
and building up going on. Flnally tne
President announced that he proposed 70
eat his dinner and sleep In the White
House Thursday. October 80 Inc men
In charge of the work said they reared
II would be impossible to make the pr,
waite mart Of the house habltable ny INA,
date They also protested that IT might
he unhealthy for the Presidenl 10 siseI
in the house until It was thoroughly orleo
out. These objections had no enect upon
the President. He stood by his Original
The Montgomery advertiser., 1902-11-05

The Huntsville Tribune thinks 1t thinks
that 1.-THE greatest disaster that h":sl the
Democratic party was when II elected a
President Well, the Democrats have
really elected three Presidents since the
war, and is willing to risk the disaster"
of Some more like them.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1902-11-05

Persons going to the circus will
take the Court Street, Stone Street,
or West Belt cars. From half past
twelve until circus performances
close, the cars Of the West Belt Line
will run up Holcomb Street.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1902-11-05

You get up in the backwoods of Vir-
ginia and dare to call an "ole ha'yr" a
rabbit, and you will risk the "hayr'' of
your Northumberland Times.
We give 1t up. and must perforce add
"hy'ar'' to the fiy-leaf of our latest lexi-
con. But we're not going to take any
chances in those backwoods!
The Montgomery advertiser., 1902-11-05

The Blocton Messenger believes that
Grover Cleveland is the only man in the
Democratic party who would stand any
chance of election" And he is one man
who, in our opinion. has no desire for
the nomination.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1902-11-05

The Savannah News alludes to the fact
that there are nearly one million men on
the pension roll, each of whom imagines
that he is suffering from all human dis
eases, and adds:
What a field for missionary work on the
rart of Christian Sci nee! What credit
would acrcue to the cult could il round
up the Grand Army pcnsi lners and con-
yirce them that they are merely in error
and not pain. as they fatuously imagine!
1t will require something much more
substantial than Christian Science 10 con-
virce the average pensioner tat he ISN'T
headed straight for the hereafter. and
that nothing but his name on the pension
rcu keeps breath in his body.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1902-11-05
A NEW SIGHT SUGGESTED.

Yet that Is possibly of less importance
tl:an tie sickening notorety to which
an eminently respectable family has been
subjected There Is big open troiley-car
here called the Seeing Washington-Car.
1t Is for visitors to the city, ana several
times a day It leaves Its station at the
G Street front of the Riggs House, makes
the tour of the city. passing every pubic
building and point of historic interest,
the names of all of which ara beloved
by a guide through a megaphone, or
whatever the brass thing Of torture be
called. and all for "Fiftycentshalfadolla
fourbitsfivedmes-St right this way, Ia
dies and gents, and see Washington!
Now, the chances are great that this
voluble and ubiquitous guide will mere
after include in his itinerary the place
where Louise took science"
In New York Mothereddyism has dur
ing the same period of this Washington
excitement taken a moro tragical form.
and some twenty little toes are turned
skyward and several scientists" are ap-
parently turned Sing-Singward.
Speaking of Louiseses of science. IN
the dear old days in London. when the
years were considerably younger ana
fancy turned to lighter things, the rage
of the town was a music hall-"The
Paw In Plcaollly CHcus-"hIS" Aui
nished forth an exqusitely refined en-
tertainment, the chief feature of which
was a sort of ditty after-a very long way
after-Tennyson-an which had this ten
derby bucolic refrain:
My dear Louise.
You lost your Che.
have no use for It;
l don't want it.
So I'll put it on the chap next door
That's about the size of Christian
Science" as well as of divine provi-
dence" in monopolists and the 'sanctity'
of Dingleyism.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1902-11-05
A TRUE BRAIN AND NERVE F000.

Champagne-Tablets is the only true Brain
and Nerve Food ever discovered. They cure
Nervous Exhaustion by feeding the Brain ana
Nerve Centres with Cerebrin, thus supplying
new electric energy and vitality for the whole
| system. They will strengthen your heart, In
and brain power. sharpen up your business
ability and energy for oratory. mental or ply
scalwork. making brain workers, preachers, rec
turers. lawyers. singers and students able to
do more and better work. They will cure Q
nervous headache or the blues and remove that
tired feeling in five minutes. making you
feel fne and lively. as II you owned tho whole
The Montgomery advertiser., 1902-11-05
They are Good for Women,

Ladies', IL you want a stfmulant that will
not injure you in any way. try Champagne
Tablets; they will stimulate and exhiierate,
but will not intoxicate you nor affect your
breath. They will Immediately relieve that
tired feeling, brain-fag. mental and physical
exha ustion, sudden or extreme weakness faint
ing etc. They will improve your health and
complexion. make your eyes bright and spark
ling. cure o weak. aching back. all nervous
affections and female weakness
They viii cure obesity, and relaxation OF the
stomach and intestines. and remove that fat.
gross appearance by which so many men and
W. annoyed.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1902-11-05

When two men get up on the platform
and call each other scoundrels and liars,
and the audience aplauds the express
sions does it mean that the hearers agree
with both speakers?
The Montgomery advertiser., 1902-11-05

The editor has been out OF town this
week. says The Decatur News of Fri
day. and Carrie was in Decatur last
week. Is there any connection?
The Montgomery advertiser., 1902-11-05

Mrs. Virginia Clay-Clopton. President
of the Huntsville Chapter, will be placed
in nomination before the United Daugh-
tiers at New Orleans for a place on the
official board repres entink Alabama.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1902-11-05

The Birmingham Ledger says "a man
wants a woman to be better than him
self But you must admit that he isn't
always willing to acknowledge that she is
better
The Montgomery advertiser., 1902-11-05

When The Kansas City Journal asserts
that free trade and a tariff for revenue
pnly amount to the same thing, it evinces
a strange disregard for facts, or an I'M
psual Ignorance Of the meaning of words.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1902-11-05

Egbert Jones Camp. U. c. ". met last
night and elected Captain Daniel Coleman
and Major ]. M. Robinson as delegates
to the reunion in Montgomery. o. l..
Nolen and H. B. Roper were elected as
alternates.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1902-11-05

The regular monthly meeting Of the
Madison County Medical Society was held
yesterday afternoon. There was a large
attendance of doctors and many interest
ing cases were reported.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1902-11-05

VIII somebody tell us what the mad
Mullah" is mad about? 1t it's anything
reasonable. let him have it and stop the
racket.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1902-11-05
THE ADVERTISERS TELE-
PHONES.
Circulation Reckoning.

A comparison Of circulation hgures ~ ~, COL
month Of September, eo2 with mos Is eradu-
siiy forging the figures higher. The eNs en-
changing Kaleidoscope of numbers number. Is and more
teresting TO watch in any business .ara inward
especially when they have constah'
tendency.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1902-11-05

Hartf lrd Courant.
There were some .hings III his life the
remembrance If which gave him pleas
ure to the end. One was that in a Con-
gress Uhe Thirty-slxth) where all the
other men described the nselvns as 'ncm-
bers of the Democratic Party, the Re
publican Party, or he American Par
ty," he wrote himself down on the official
record as a Wing. Emerson Ethridge.
Wing" The great and brilliant party of
Clay and Webster had dwindled To a
single man. but in his political loneliness
.tte one man was steadfast and unafrid.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1902-11-05

The Meridian Press thinks Mark Hanna
must be trying to initiate George Wash
ineton, because he recently declared that
he had never told a lie in his life. II we
have kept up with the record. George
didn't go quite that far
The Montgomery advertiser., 1902-11-05
AS A STOMACH AND KIDNEY CURE

they aid digestion, cure indigestion and dys-
pesia, liver complaint. sick kidneys. lame
back, bladder troubles, rheumatism, catarrh.
etc.
II you suffer from i'll health feel badly
do not ruin your stomach with poisonous drugs
but cure yourself by stimulation mature
method OF curing all diseases), with that de-
liehtful observation-disclosures Tablets.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1902-11-05

with an undertaker's Job In prospect
But
Fair LOUISE
May squcoza
BY sneeze -.
To ease.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1902-11-05
Will Cure the Liquor,
Tobacco or any Drug hahii.

II you have drank to repletion and would like
to sober up, or give UP drinking liquor, using
Tobacco. Opium. Morphine. Cocaine. Coca.
Kola or other drugs. Champagne Tablets will
sober you up and strengthen your heart. brain
and nervous system, so that you can give UP
any of the habits easily
The Montgomery advertiser., 1902-11-05
A Quick Trip.

Cardiff CWales) Western Mail.
The new comet will before long be naked
eye object, and Mr.. Christie. the astronomer
royal says 1t will be a brilliant one, too.
Readers should, therefore, keep a lookout or
clear evenings in the neighborhood of the
well known constellation Cassiopea. The comet
which is already discernible m any small tele-
scope, is rushing toward us at the rate Of
5000 900 miles a day. 1t is on a six weeks visit
The Montgomery advertiser., 1902-11-05
steadfast Emerson Etherldge

While Roosevelt is hunting bears in the
South, he can also tree few coons.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1902-11-05
A GREAT CHEMICAL DISCOVERY
Champagne
' a::: Tablets : ::':::
KING OF STIMULANTS.

Champagne. Tablets will produce more stimu-
iation ana exhfleration than Champagne. Bran
az or Whisky. No intoxicatiou reaction or
bad after-effects. They do not contain alcohol.
opium (morphinel. cocaine, choral coca, koIn
or other deleterious poisona
The Montgomery advertiser., 1902-11-05

The body of Dayton Cook. young man
who died in Birmingham Sunday, was
brought to this city and taken to New
Market for interment. The deceased was
a nephew of Mrs. H. e. Rice. His wife
survives him.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1902-11-05

p J. Howard "a colored man Of St Gabriel
La, is the inventor of sugar cane loading
machine which given q public trial re-
Gently at New orleAnA
The Montgomery advertiser., 1902-11-05

John Norton. colored, was struck by a
switch engine at the West Holmes Street
crossing OF the Southern Railroad last
night. and received injuries that will
probably result fatally. Two horses driv-
en- by Horton were killed.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1902-11-05

When a man D. generous to a fault il
Is usually his own fault.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1902-11-05
HUNTSVILLE INDUSTRY.
Hoop and Heading Company with
CAPITAL of $4,000.

Huntsville, Nov 4.-(Speciai. 1.-THE
Huntsville Hoop and Heading Company
was organized here yesterday with a
capital stock Of $4,000. The officers are
Judge Minchenor. President; VIM. e. Hen
derson, vice-President; Ed H. Nixon,
Secretary and General Manager The
company will establish a plant at once,
having sold the estimated output six
months in advance. The company has
contracts with Liverpool agencies for
half the future output.
The marriage Of Miss Jennie Belle Brad
ley to Harry l.. Wondel Of Washington,
was soiemnized yesterday afternoon at
the residence Of Mrs. William Bradley
Rev. r. NJ. DuBose Of CORTLAND ofiiciat-
ing. small party Of relatives and init
mate friends were present. Mr.. and Mrs
Wendell departed in the evening for in
diana where they will visit before going
to Washington.
Mr.. wopdel was q First Sergeant in the
10th Infantry and served in the Cuban
campaign then in the Philippine Islands.
He became acquainted with Miss Bradley
while the 10th Infantry was in camp in
this city.
]. j. Hill, a farmer Of Indian Creek,
Tenn. was struck and fatally injured by
south-bound train on the Nashville,
Chattanooga and st. Louis train yester-
day afternoon. The accident occurred at
crossing between Belvidere and Max
well. Hill was driving a team Of mules.
One of the animals was killed. Hill died
half an hour after the accident
President r. E. Pettus of the Chamber
of Commerce, has received letter from
Secretary Cortelyou in acknowledgment
of an invitation to President Roosevelt
to stop in Huntsville enroute to his bear
hunt in Arkansas. President Roosevelt,
the letter states, will be unable to ac-
cept many cordial invitations of this kind.
The Daughters of the confederacy Of
this city have almost completed their
fund for the erection of a handsome mon
ument to the Confederate deal III Hunts,
vile. The ladies have been engaged in
this task during the past five wears.
John Norton. colored, was struck by a
switch engine at the West Holmes Street
crossing Of the Southern Railroad last
night, and received injuries that will
probably result fatally. Two horses driv-
en- by Horton were killed.
The body of Dayton Cook. a young man
who died in Birmingham Sunday, was
brought to this city and taken to New
Market for interment The deceased was
a nephew of Mrs. H. Il. Rice. His wife
survives him.
no 10 ~
The Montgomery advertiser., 1902-11-05

Composed of pure botanic ingredients. Thor
bottle at drug stores, with complete directions
for home cure Sample Of r. Il B. free and
prepaid by writing Blood Balm Co. S5 Mitchell
Street Atlanta, Ga. Describe trouble and spe.
cial free medical advice also sent in sealed
letter.
H2zRnyEA
The Montgomery advertiser., 1902-11-05

The Daughters of the confederacy Of
this city have almost completed their
fund for the erection of handsome mon
ument to the Confederate deal III Hunts.
VILE The ladies have been engaged in
this task during the past five wears.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1902-11-05
If You Have Catarrh
B. B. B. a Great Blood Builder.
nntanic Rlnod Balm (B. B. bid

IN addition B. b. B. is a eplendid tonic II
ipvtrorates the old improves your digestion
ana cures dyspepsia. II makes new rich
blood strengthens weak kidneys.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1902-11-05

Botanic Blood Balm (B. B. b. kills the
uric acid and blood poison in the blood which
causes the awful agonies of rheumatism and
foul catarrh. thus making a perfect, lasting
cure B. B. B. also swectens the sour ACID
blood and does away with that peculiar smell
ing sweat that accompanies many forms Of
rheumatism and catsrrh
The Montgomery advertiser., 1902-11-05
lust WHAT THE OLD FOLKS NEED

An Ideal stimulant for Everybody.
One or two Champa gne-Tablets taken in the
morning will make any person feel hne all
day, and keep them in excellent condition to
attend to their daily duties. and prevent their
getting tired or weary. taking cold, con-
diseases; also enriches the blood
Champagne Tablets are a Blessing
and q Revelation to Everybody.
One tablet will Immediately quench thirst,
and two or three tablets will give instant re-
lief from fatigue and hunger. supplying tenn
porarily more rtrength and vitality than will
q hearty meal.
Every box of Champagne Tablets contains
more stimulating and celebrating power than
two gallons of the best Champagne or Brandy.
and is the greatest agent ever discovered for
preventing and curing diseases of all kinds.
PRICE $1.OO PER BOX.
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1902-06-11
EmerlckvIIIe.

G. A. Emery, Of Pittsburg, is spend
ing a short vacation with his parents,
Mr.. and Mrs. Peter Emery, at this
place.
Miss Eva Delaren visited relatives at
Sandy Valley last week.
o. J. Bennett and wife and Fred Oat-
man and wife, of Dubois, were the
guests of Joseph Schugars and family
Sunday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Nal Baughman, Mrs.
Dora Baughman and Clarence Folk, OF
Dubois, spent Sunday at the home of
VIM. Moore.
Solomon Shaffer and wife and Mrs.
Lavlna Baum, Of Reynoldsville, visited
the latter's father, r.. Weiser, Sunday.
Misses Leona, Bessie and Edna Baum,
OF Reynoldsville, were in our village
Sunday.
F. 7. Martz visited at the home Of s.
7. Stormer in West End Sunday.
Miss Edythe Schugars, who visited
friends In Reynoldsville last week, re-
turned home Saturday.
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1902-06-11

1t needless to emphasize the fact that this sale of the
cumuaon of odd sizes and unusual styles from the stock of
the past But for the benefit of any who
never have had an opportunity to these goods at this
want that fresh from the Defender Man
uactute best Underwear factory the land The Sheets and
Pillow Cases manufactured by the Defender people widely
known from the clean material from which they made and for
the skill of the workmen preparing them for We recev
ing this week shipment of White Goods for which the
is just making such demand
This ten clean
able goods at such prices that can't be met other by
competitor The Defender Muslin Underwear and Defender
Sheets and Pillow Cases have for themselves such reputation
that need not further recommended them than that these
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1902-06-11
suMMERvILLE TELEPHONE No. 81
Whist's Players Opinion.

It would appear from the evidence
thus far that the Whist Clubs Of PUNK
sutawney and Reynoldsville should
change their names to the "Ananias
Club" as they are certainly very artis-
tic and painstaking liars, II they can't
play wbist.-Punxsutawney SPIRIT.
II the above were true Hon. w. o.
Smith should be elected unanimously as
q past master Of the art. He could give
their most graceful and prolific liars all
kinds OF pointers. Where they are
feeble beginners 1t is we'll known Mr..
Smith graduated with honors years ago
and has been steadily improving ever
since until now he has no peer in that
line. All the lying that has been done
so far has been done by the editor OF the
Spirit and others not residents OF Reyn-
oldsville. The facts in the case are that
Reynoldsville beat Punxsutawney play
ing whist. Beat them bad and beat
them twice, beat them hard and beat
them thrice. Our players don't need to
lie. They play with their heads and
hands and not with their mouths or pen.
They wouldn't lie II they could, and
couldn't lie II they would. Figures
won't lie and the Reynoldsville players
have that side Of the argument, which
is conclusive. WHIST PLAYER.