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The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1902-10-31
Look Out For Fever.

Biliousness and liver disorders at this
season may be prevented by cleansing
the system with DeWiu's Little Early
Risers. These famous little pills do not
grippe. They move the bowels gently.
but copiously, and by reason of the tonic
properties. give tone and strength to the
glands. Eli T. Reynolds.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1902-10-31
Onions and Tomato omelet.

Onions and tomato sometimes con-
stitute an omelet. Chop the, onion in
rather coarse bits and fry in hot
butter, but do not let it brown. Add
two tomatoes which have been pre-
viously stewed, with pepper and salt
for seasoning, and cook while the
omelet is in process of preparation.
Finally when the omelet is cooked,
add the onion and tomato and fold
between it.-Detroit Free Press.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1902-10-31
Forty Years Torture,

To be relieved from torturing disease
after 40 years torture might we'll cause
the gratitude of anyone. That is what
DeWitt's Witch Hazel Salve did for c.
Haney, Geneva. o. He says: "DeWitt's
Witch Hazel Salve cured me of piles after
I had suffered 40 years." Cures cuts,
burns. wounds, skin diseases. Beware of
counterfeits. Eli 7. Reynolds.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1902-10-31
relief Promised at Last.

sand what is to be the subject of our
lecture tomorrow night, professor 90
swell, my dear young lady, l can
hardly hope it will have much interest
for you. / shall lecture on Sun
Spots"
80, but that's of the greatest inter
est to me. | shall certainly come.
You've no idea how l suffer from freck-
les."-Stray Stories.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1902-10-31
CHAS. G. FULTON & CO.,
FELIX AGNUS, Pub,
BALTIMORE, MD.
A VERY HANDSOME PROFIT.

Making twenty five cents on dollar without
investing the dollar is certainly an opportun-
ity. The American offers this to anyone who
wants to make money. Get up club OF four
subscribers to the TwICE-A WEEK AMERICAN at
a dollar for each subscription, retain one dol
lar for your work and send three dollars to this
office with the names OF tho subscribers. to
each OF whom the paper will be sent l04 times
costing them less than cent copy. and pay
rate for all over four is seventy Ave cents Ad-
dress Q. Q. FULTON Il CO., FELIX AeNUs. Man
ager, Baltimore, Md.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1902-10-31

81 hear that Clarihel has given up
her music lessons" remarked Mabel.
YES" responded Genevieve, "but
she has taken up an under study"
'What is it?'
"Why, haven't you heard? George is
trying to teach her to love him."-In-
dianapolis Sun.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1902-10-31
old virginia Land Tarts.

Two cupfuls of sugar, one of but
ter, two eggs and three cupfuls of
-four. Roll very thin, cut in squares
with knife, spread with the white
of an egg on top, sprinkle with elm
namon and sugar, press raisin in
the center of each, and bake.-House-
keeper
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1902-10-31
NAME OF THE DOG.
The Nice Old Lady Was Disguised at
the Book Agents Terrible
Ignorance.

Tray, Blanche and Sweetheart,
the quantity entitled dogs of Shake
speare's day, are, now and then, sug-
gested by curiously nameddogs of this
modern time, says a writer in the De-
troit Free Press.
The other day I made call at o
strange house, high up on hillside
at the edge of the town, said a book
agent who says he likes his life be-
cause he encounters SO much original
human nature, and, at the side door
book agents belong to side doors--two
sharp little barking dogs came rush
ing to the front. when an elderly W om-
an opened the door. A wicket gate
shut them off the porch, however, so I
was safe. unless she let them out
at me.
After I had told my errand, and
she had stated that she was too old
to read books now, I took an inter-
est in the dogs.
what do you call your dogs?"
asked.
''rhe pug is named Tinker" she
said, because my father, in Old
Cheshire, England, always named his
dogs that. And the yellow dog is
named Penny"
Penny and Tinker" repeated.
"those are very interesting names.
Why do you call the yellow dog
'Penny?''
"Oh,'' the nice old lady replied,
"he's named for Billy Penn"
"'Billy Penn" I stupidity echoed
"who is Billy PENN"
well" disgustedly commented the
nice old lady, you don't seem to
know enough to be good agent!
Didn't y'never hear of Billy Penn
who settled Pennsylvania"
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1902-10-31
Americas Famous Beauties

Look with horror ON Skin Erup.
lions, Blotches, Sores, Pimples.
They don't have them, nor will any
one, who uses Bucklen's Arnica
Salve. 1t glorifies the face. Ecze-
ma or Salt Rheum vanish before it.
1t cures sore lips, chapped hands,
chilblains. Infallible for Piles.
DR.. Kinks drug store.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1902-10-31

Mrs. Bjones-Your husband, hear,
is quite versatile.
Mrs. Brown-Smith-Versatile is no
name for it. Why, he can actually
stay out late every night in the week
and not give the same excuse twice.
Philadelphia Record.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1902-10-31

ArtistTDo you wish me to paint you
a full-length portrait?
Mr.. Saphedde-Well, l want it as
long as your customers usually buy
Columbus CO., State Journal.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1902-10-31

Heidi it hurt much to have your
ears pierced?
She-Oh, no. They have been bored
SO much that they didn't mind it,
Philadelphia Enquirer.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1902-10-31
The TWiCe,a-W American.
The Cheapest and Best Family Newspaper
Published.
ONLY ONE DOLLAR A YEAR.
Six Months, so Cents.

The TWICE-A-WEEk AMERICAN is published
in two issues, Tuesday and Friday mornings, with
the news of the week in compact shape. 1T also
contains interesting special correspondence, enter
tanning romances, good poetry, local matter OF
general interest and fresh miscellany suitable for
the home circle. A carefully edited Agriculture
Department and full and reliable Financial and
Market Reports, are special features.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1902-10-31
HaRDineSa.

Happiness.
"Would you," asked the million
aires daughter, marry a girl with
red hair?'
NO." replied the poor young man,
for my heart is possessed by one
with rich aubura tresses. Will you
be mine?"
She threw herself into his arms
and sobbed for joy.-Chicago Record
Herald
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1902-10-31
His Idea.

where did you get that black eye?"
asked the judge.
During the race war, jedge," said
the tough-looking individual.
Race warp" repeated the judge.
eyes, sub; out at de track. Jim said
| was lobster when l come to pickin'
winners, and 1 jolted him in de Stats.
Den de crowd took sides an went at it,"
Cincinnati Commercial Tribune.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1902-10-31
The Sun at | cent
is the cheapest high class paper in
the United States.


The SINUS special correspondents throughout
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Africa, the Philippines, Porto Rico Cuba and In
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est newspaper that can be printed.
Its Washington and New York bureaus are
among the best in the United States and give
The Suns readers the earliest information upon
all important events in the legislative and finan-
cial centers of the country.
The Suns market reports and commercial
columns are complete and reliable, and put the
farmer, the merchant and the broker in touch
with the markets of Baltimore, Norfolk Charles
ton, New York, Chicago Philadelphia and all
other important points in the United States and
other countries.
all of which the reader gets for
ONE CENT
The Sun is the best type of newspaper morally
and intellectually. 1t is an educator of the high
est character, constantly stimulting to noble
ideals in individual and national life, and it
gives all the news all the time
The Sun is published on Sunday, as we'll as
every other day of the week.
BY mail The Daily Sun, So wear; including
The Sunday Sun, 81. The Sunday Sun alone
$l.0O year The Weekly Sun, 81 90 year.
A. S.-Abell Company,
Publishers and Proprietors,
Baltimore Md.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1902-10-31

Strange, But True.
o. dey amt no controvertin'
OF dis simple song l sing:
Dey amt nothin' so uncertain
As a dead-sure thing.
Philadelphia Press.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1902-10-31
A.L.Duyckinck&
WHOLESALE AND RETAIL DEALERS IN
Hay, Lumber, Feed.

White Pine, Yellow Pine, Hemlock, Oak,
Rosendale and Portland Cement, Building
Lime, Adamant, Hair, Roofing Paper,
Fencing Wire, Staples, Bricks, Fire Clty,
Fire Clay Pipe, Terra Gotta ipe, Drain
Tile, Cucumber Pumps, Bran, Gluten
Feed, Flax Seed Meal, Cotton See Meal,
Land Lime, all grades of Salt. The best
Fertilizers the market can afford as low as
can be bought from any ether source
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1902-06-12
She WINS Uprume ed.

The young married couple who work
off all of theft mutual recrimnation IN
public had been scrappng in low, tense
tone all the way out on the trolley car.
She claimed, it appeared from the ocea-
sional word, that was a bit louder than
low and tense, that she had caught him
in the act of making goo-goo eyes at a
young woman standing at the transfer
station, and he was dampcning his collar
until it looked like deck swab in
frantic effort to square himself by claim
ing that she was suffering from ophthal-
mia, or some other affection of the orbs
He didn't appear to be able to get away
with it, however, and there was llard:
chill look on her face as she stepped or
the car at the station As the two started
to walk off the platform, he accidentally,
trod upon the lacework at the bottom Oh
her foulard dress. There was sharp
ripping sound, and the husband saw that
he was in for more grief.
Nov, don't get excited" he eXclalm-
cd. soothngly.
ooh, I'm perfectly unruffled,", she re-
piled, picking up the torn, foot-deep lace
skirt ruffle, but she bestowed upon MN
a wait-till- i get -you-home look that was
so dark and drear that the married men
around involuntarily shrivered in the
hot air and buttoncd up their coats
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1902-06-12
COMMERCIAL REVIEW.
General Trade Conditions.

r. G. Dun & Co.'S weekly Review
of Trade" says: Peace in South Africa
has greatly improved the outlook. For
eign industrial markets will quickly ben
eft by the development of that country,
while a return to active gold mining will
have helpful influence in monetary cir
clcs. Owing to the present exceptional
home consumption, produces in this
country may not be able to take advant-
age of the opportunity Immediately, but
even the indirect effects must be bench
cial. Domestic conditions still have but
the ono drawback of labor disputes,
which have reduced the earning power
OF large force,
Outside the limits of this influence
there is little cause for complaint. Or
dcrs are large and distribution is less
Interrupted by the shortage Of cars Rail-
way earnings for May show an increase
of 6.S per cent. over last year and ia
per cent over 1000.
Failures this week in the United
States were 2IS, against 1914 last week,
10, the preceding week and 1856 the cor
responding week last year, and in Cana
dd 10, against 20 last week, IL the pre-
ceding week and 20 last year.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1902-06-12
LABOR AND INDUSTRY

There are 7262S miners i'll Mexico.
Michigan postal clerks have organized.
BARRIERS in Holland receive about So
a week
Holland (Mich) tanncry employees
will form a union.
Laundry workers at New Haven,
Conn, will organize,
Labor organizations at Bangor, Maine,
will form a central union.
Memphis (Tcnn) union carpenters
arc trying to interest the non-union
workmcn of that city in united labor
movement.
Textile industries i'll America employ
6S2,O7S wage carriers at an average OF
SOY a week.
Brooklyn On. " union bakers hope
to stop work in all bakeshops not recog-
nizing their union.
Eight hundred shipyard mechanics at
Port Richmond, s. l., have been granted
an advance in wages.
Union men at Duluth, MINI, arc at
odds with the city officials for employing
a non-union painter.
Stationary steam engineers and cleo
tlcal workers helpers at Albany, N, Y,
have recently organized
. Children arc barred from working in
81 cmployments in Germany.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1902-06-12

The perforated landscapes OF Kap-
padocia must present a most remark
able appearance. In the district of
the ancient Caesarea Mazaca, a pla-
teau composed Of bed of tuff Is top
ped by layer Of lava; denudation
has resulted in broad canon-like val
leys, from the fiat floors Of which rise
innumerable pointed sugarloaf shaped
pinnacles. Many of these have been
pierced and tunnelled for dwellings
for ages past, and the caves are still
being made. Some of the caves were
used for religious purposes. and we
have ruins of temples and of Byzan
tine churches carved out of the solid
rnnL
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1902-06-12
Onn Thiny Certain.

do you know, said the thoughtful
man, who was always devising some way
to become fabulously rich III short
time, that the two great oceans contain
something like 100000 tons of silver IN
solution?" =,
is that SOP returned the practical
man.
at is" said the dreamer. Doe: not
such an extraordinary fact as that bring
some wonderful new idea to your
mind?"
1T does" admitted the practical. man.
1T gives absolutely convincing evidence
of something have long suspected
What is it,"
THAT silver is not good to drink,
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1902-06-12
Number Thirteen In Coins.

The commonest of all our silve.
coins is the 25-cent piece. In the
words quarter dollar" are thirteen
letters. &c Pluribus Unum" contains
thirteen letters. In the tail of the
eagle are thirteen feathers, and in the
shield are thirteen lines. There are
thirteen stars and thirteen arrow
heads, and II you examine the bird
through a microscope you will tpa
thirteen feathers in It's wing.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1902-06-12
Live Stock.

Chicago.-Cattc-Choicc steady, 9th.
ers 10 to I5c lower; good to prime steers
S725a7.7o; poor to medium, $5ooao.9o;
stockers and feeders, s.. 5oa5.25 cows,
ST. soa6oo hcifcrs, $2.5oaG. so; bulls,
S. 5oa5 90; calves, $2.ooao.5o; Texas fed
steers, $4.0oa64o; grass Texans, SAILS.
nogs-mixed and butchers, $6O5a7.4 40;
good to choice heavy $35a7.H3; rough
heavy $7ooa7.3 80; light, $6.Soa7. 20; bulk
of sales $7.ooa7 80. Sheep-shecp steady;
lambs mostly Ioc lower; good to choice
wcthers, $5,25a6.oo; Western sheen,
$525a6oo native lambs, clipped, $5,a5a
500; Western lambs, $5,25a7.oo,
East Libcrty-Cattlc steady; choice,
$7I5a7. so prime, $o,75a7.oo good, sos
a6zo Hogs steady prime heavy hogs,
S. 4oa7, 90; best mediums, 81. 20; heavy
Workers, $7.Ioa7I5 light do, $7ooa7 .o5;
pigs. $67oa6So roughs, S5ooa6So.
Sheep lower, best wcthers, $4S5a5oo ;
culls and common, $2ooa2.5o; choice
lambs, $64oao65; veal calves, s.. 5oa7 90
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1902-06-12
Queer Fishing Pond.

Matilda Overham, a young woman of
Galesburg, Mich, has for years been
troubled by something wiggling and
crawling about her stomach.
Her father finally wound a small
piece of beef with thread, and induced
his daughter to swallow 1t. Convul-
sions on the part of the young woman
followed, but the father held on to
the string and soon felt q bite.
Pulling up his line he found attached
to the end of 1t silver eel. six Inches
long, transparent, but alive
The daughters health has expert
anced a remarkable improvement
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1902-06-12

When the ceman called in the morn
ing she told him that she wouldn't take
any more ice from him as she could get
it much cheaper from another dealer
The iceman was troubled for only mo-
ment. Then he said, checrfully:
"Indade, ma am, but you don't. want
any of that ice; you cant use it tor ice
water, for it's been analysed and is tuli
of them deadly microscopes -
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1902-06-12

Prof. Walter Wilson. of the savannah High
School. saws. II feel it my duty to testify to
the wonderful curative properties OF letter
inc. 1t cured in q few days my son, whose feet
were affected with stubborn skin trouble,
after using other remedies without any bene'
fit" Soc. a box by mail from j. i Shuptrinc.
Savannah. Ga if your druggist don't keeplt,
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1902-06-12
LATEST QUOTATIONS.

Flour--Spring clear $3.15 a3.35; best
Patent, $4So; choice Family, $4o5.
Whcat-New York No. :, 7oa8lc;
Philadelphia No :, S2HaS3c; Baltimore
No. ,, &c.
Corn-Ncw York No. 2 6o7Sc; Phil
adclphia No. :, o51lac6c; Baltimore No.
:, CO., a6Sc.
Oats-Ncw York, No :, 45c; Phila-
iclphia No. :, 5o1la5Ic; Baltimore No.
:, 4O'4c.
Ilay-No I timothy, $I4,5oaI5oo; No.
= timothy, Sl3.ooaI4oo; No. 3 timothy,
$l2oOa12.5o.
Green Fruits and VegctabIes--Aspar-
agus~~Eastern Shore, Maryland, per
|ozcn, prime, $I.5oaaoo. Bcets-Nor-
folk, per bunch SAC. Cabbage-Charlcs-
ton. Early York, per crate $I.25aI 40; do,
North Carolina, per crate $I.25aT.5o.
Cantaloupcs-llorda, per crate 81. Goa
ZOO, Chcrrics-Maryland, per brl, red,
s.. soa2.75; do. white wax, per lh 4I2a5.
ucumbcrs-Florda, per basket or box
7scaSI 90; do. Charleston. per basket
SjooaI25. Elephants - Florida, per
crate $2ooa2.5o Green peaS-Rappa.
hammock, per brl $I.25aI,5o; do, Poto-
macs. per brl $l.25aI .5o; do, PatuXents,
GocaSroO. Observation-Disclosures and
35a4o: do. Eastern Shore. Virginia, per
basket 6oa1o; do Anne Arundel, per bu
occaSl 90 oscbcrrics-M Maryland and
Virginia, per ID .'Ha4c Iuckcbcrrics-
North Carolina. per quart 8aI2c. Let
tucc-Nativc. per buShcl box 25a35c.
Onions-Bcrmuda, per box $l7oaI75;
DO, Egyptian, per sack S275a3oo
Peaches Florida, per carrier $s.-SaS2S.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1902-06-12
Nycrrill's Foot Powder.

An absolute cure for all foot troubles,
Guaranteed to stop all odor and excessive
rerspiration. Brings red, burning. smartinS,
tired and tender feet to perfectly normal
condition. Asuperior toilet article Tor ia,heS.
This powder does away with the use Oh DRESS
shields Druggists, or sent direct in hand
some snrinkletop tin package for 25c. EDWIN
=. MERRILL Maker, Woodstock, Vt.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1902-06-12

1t is the only euro for Swollen, SmartinS.
Tired, Aching, Hot, Sweating Feet, Corns aad
Bunions. Ask for Aliens Foot-Ease, powder
to be shaken into the shoes. Cures whl'o You
walk At all Druggists and Shoe stores. zoe
sample sent FARE. Accept no substitute.
Address, Allen s. Oimstcd, Leroy, N. Y.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1902-06-12
Negative Virtues Reward.

"Why. papa" she urged, you know
Arbuthnot never drinks, chews, smokes,
CANDLES, nor swears.'
Eyes. | know" the rugged, unroman-
tic old man answered, but | don't want
a chap for a son-n-law who merely
doesn't do things
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1902-06-12
Curious NIisunderstand

One of the strange traits of little
children is their utter misunderstand-
ing of many simple things, and the en-
durance of this misunderstanding with
them through years and years. Thus.
there is a lawyer of Philadelphia who
thought, until he was twenty or twen-
ty-one years old, that there was such
a word az "pard-narsens' in the lang
uage. His father, a religious man,
had said grace always at the table,
and the boy had heard, incuriously,
three times 1t day, 'pard-narsens" in
the grace. without compromising in
the least that pardon our sins" were
the words his father actually had
spoken.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1902-06-12

J. C. Simpson, Marques, w. Va, says
"ITall's Catarrh Cure cured me Of very bad
case of catarrh." Druggists sell it, Toe.
FL. CHENEY g. Co, Toledo, O.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1902-06-12

Mrs. Wnslow's Soothing Syrup for children
teething, soften the gums, ucesinhammae
lien ,allays pain, cures wind coiic Zoe. DoEtl-
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1902-06-12

Lots of fellows who burn their bridges
behind them have to swim back.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1902-06-12

TITS permanently cured. No hts orneryous.
,ess after first days use of DR.. kline's Great
NelveRestorer S2tral bottle and treatisefree
Jr,N, II, KLINE, Ltd, 091 Arch st :, Phila., Pa
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1902-06-12

A woman may be said to have reached
the years of discretion when she no longer
tells her age.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1902-06-12

It's the unexpected that never happens
if YOU are expecting 1t.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1902-06-12

The better book is the more it is talked
about behind its back.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1902-06-12

Hon. 7. Y. Fitzpatrick, Congressman
from Kentucky, writes from the Nat'cnaJ
Hotel, Washington, D, c., as follows:
"At the solicitation Of u friend
used your PcrWn0 and can chec1M-
III recommend yoWr remedy to any
one suffering With cntdrrit or ao"o
necds u good tonic"
y. Y. FITZPATRICK
a Good Tonic.
Pe-ru-nn is a natural and efficient nerve
tonic. 1t strengthens and restores the ac-
tivity of every nerve in the body.
Through the use of Pe-ru-na tho weak
cned or ovcrworked nerves resume their
natural strength and the blood vessels be-
gin at once to regulate the flow OF blood
according to natures laws. COMPOSITIONS
Immediately disappear.
Catarrh Curcd.
All phases of catarrh, acute or chronic,
arc promptly and permanently cured. 1t
is through its operation upon the nervous
system that Pe.ru.na has attained such
worldwide reputation as sure and relia-
be remedy for all phases of catarrh wher-
ever located.
If you do not derive prompt and salts
factory results from the use of Peruna,
write at once to DR.. Hartman, giving n
full statement OF your case and he will re
pleased to give you his valuable advice free.
Address DR.. Hartman, President of The
Hartman Sanitarium, Columbus, q.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1902-06-12
,ra ynu using Allcn.s Enol- l:asr

Chopin rarely read anything heavier
than a French novel.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1902-06-12

The bad boy says mis- mothers slipper
must be hard to be felt.