The Taney County republican. (Forsyth, Mo.) 1895-1992, 1902-05-01
Mr.. JONES kEEPS A-THlNklN'
Ne Mentions Several Matters which Cause
him toessisess.

Dcar Mister E4iior.
! iec. saore you'd .i,e 70 hear from
RaintucSy agin Kaiu,ucky l. a Crate
kiniry: il reaches from the Ohio river
clean 10 the Tcnne-se line, and has
more fine hoses, pretty gals, the bsst
bluegrass, the lncst WHISKY. more p.--
tile ana the redie-i meu 70 u-e en-, aud
ID, b.-i GOD.c laes nor any state in the
Union.
Mi--ury comes next 70 1t In regard TO
election .aw-. but yol -ee The Ee-bit
las hit og.y 10 patcho-. while the Co
1.e iaF spreads over the whole state
and i- nailed dDwu. The D.mercrat
party r. much the same H. both states
IL regard " finances, 10 fact the same
ideas b.ar rule with our party In al the
-'at"- and 10 the Eashlu for What i
mcocy 'Or but 20 spend. and what i-
go0-e Tor bu; ~ bc picked, With lhOus-
and Of J.Uaied uAxp.ysns 10 each .l..ls
10 keep the cofIcr- nllcd who can blame
the D.mnrcrat Oli.hO.dcr- for fetherin'
their nest aud proyidil for their heel
cr-y
Our Kainiucky ,,i-,ater has iis; ad-
journed. and ii legi.lated all It could for
the party. 'Dimercsat Legislators al
ways doe-. II refused " appropriate
money TO FOO, away on the 4. Louis
fair. II Was lilie "a gambler ! once
knDwcd be sed be wasn't gOin' 70 fool
away his money buyin' tine ciOthes-
be wa gOin 20 ave d; 70 buy whisky
With. now our Legislators amt go.a' 10
'ool away 10000 rondiu things V ST.
Louis jet 70 lcok at; they are go!n TO
save II " pay increased salaric- Of Off
cers aud help hold the s:Ate under Co
bleisn. Besides, we haint go, through
prU-ccutln and pcrsecutln th Radiclea
yet over the KILN Of Mr. Goble, 'our
match .ess leader"
scc iu TIE papers that Nr. Golden,
our siar witle--, l. ibOt 10 be- dyin' IN
New Mexico. and II be dies 1t may cost
u- q good deal 10 hire another one a.
good u he Ea- been. and nOw .uppO-cr
when be Guns 70 face deth, that he
make. q clean brest Of II, and lots not
only the old cat. but all the kittens out
Of the bag. III 70 who shot Mr. Goble.
We are all shiyerin' in our bOots over
/ it, iis, ss the Missury machine is over
what l. hangin over them.
/ haint had any more horrid dreems,
but sometimes line almost afeard 70 20
10 sleep for fear u -eein Tom Camel
and the Devil, agin, or Sir. Goblo's
ghost hantin Jack Chinn.
line mitily bothered over the way the
Dlmercrai party Of the nasEun Is git,in
mixed and divided agin'itsen. Here are
/ Mr. BRYAN. and Ar. Cleveland, and Mr..
Goruau, and Mr. Hill, all wantin to
hold tbs leadin'--trings o' the party,
and they nr joworin' about II, and ar
caIlin' Oneauoiher hard names, and ac-
cusin oneaooiher Of pullln the Diner
crat parry dom 10 IL present low e.
tate. and they ar gitiin into a ca, and
monkey squabble, which all bodes no
good 10 the future interests OF the par
ty, and is the party We are lookin' TO;
we don't care wkoiher the wind blows
hi or low W the Dimorcrai party IL safe,
and We have our nO-e- In the public
crib, yist as ~ nov have 10 Kaintucky
and Missgry.
lt'- red that every man Is the arki-
tect Of hi- own fortune. II that lie 70
and the same rule holds good in reIa-
shun io parties. the Dimercnt party
must b. one Of the poorest arkitectz in
the hole pcrfeshun; for sec whata shape
1t is In. line for the party with Mr.
/. Bryan a. it, he'd, for ho Is the runnin-
, eel man ever saw-not 10 git thar.
We ar list about a. badly mixed as
the old lady who was a giyin' a rule TO
test indigo. She said the way 70 tell
. good indigo was To drop lump Of II In
cup OF water, aud II 1t was good 1t
: would either sink or swim, she had for
got which. Thar's heap Of questions
afore the people that We don't know yet
which side We are On; We are a waitin
:. for The Gadicles 10 take stand 70 VIC
: can oppose em: it's jis, as nateral for
US 70 do that as il IL for Ounce 10 90 u
:. the foot Of tue class The first day oi
school. JONATHAN JONES.