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Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-11-11

hOCkmeyeT, the. tTdNtlci
for the Cupples Woodenware company.
of st. Louis, is in the city from his
home at Ell Paso.
Charles Foor is in from Fort Sumner
as a witness in the p~ostoffice robbery
case. N. Cooley and Pink Brook, of
Woodward, Okla, are here on the same
mission.
Phillip Holman is up from his new
home at Pasture on the Rock Island as
a witness in the Fort Sumner case.
United States court opened this
morning at 1918 with Chief Justice
| William ]. Mills on the bench. There
was nothing done except swear in
those present for members of the Unit
ed States grand and petit juries. The
docket is quite small and the main
case will be the trial of the ~postofi1ce
robbers who did the Fort Sumner job
and that will come up about Wednes'
day from the present outlook.
Lorenzo Montoya, Pedro Ortiz and
Premetibo Escudero were appointed
court bailiffs and Howard Brommagen
court crier.
Those members of the United States
grand jury present and sworn in this
morning were Thomas Honey, Ashley
Pond, L. j. Parke, Palamon Ortiz. En-
carnacion Lucero, Juan Gonzales, Luis
Duran, Jose F. Aragon, Manuel Mar
tinez, T. w. Hayward. Jose Cosme
lMontano, Jose l.. Ramirez, Iginio Cha
vez, -Apolonie Rameriz and George
Berg, making sixteen out Of the TWEEN
ty-one needed and those present were
dismissed until tex o'clock tomorrow
Imdrning. 100 w
The petit jury selected this morning
&as p. 3. Murphey. sCharles famine
Julian Jaramillo, Antonio Archuleta
Ambrosio Madrid, 3Alejandro Wallace
lGabriel Rome, Fidel Nieto, Raymidc
Harrison, Eliseo Guiana, Bias Hoehne
M. Gonzales y Maestes, Jacobo Lobato
Jesus Maria Ortiz, Teodoro Ortiz and
Francisco Martinez, or seventeen out
of the needed tw~enty-four. The jurors
were let of then until tomorrow morn
ing at 10 o'clock. when the panel will
be completed. Patricio Sanchez ant
Jose l.. Baca were appointed commits
sioners to complete the panel,
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RAILROAD NOTES.

CALIFORNIA -THIRTy-oNE DAYS ToUR.
The Pennsylvania Railroad Personally con
Quoted Tour to California will leave %
February rs. Passengers will be transport
ed to Ell Paso, Texas, in special Pullman
cars. At the latter point they will be trans
felred to the " Mexico and California
Special" composed exclusively of Pullman
understanding, dining-room, drawing-rooa
sleeping, compartment, and abservatio cars,
which will be used over the entire trip back
to New York. While the best hotels will
be used where extended stops are made. The
train will be at the constant command of the
party.
Round-trip tickets, covering all necessary
expenses, 1875 from all points on Pennsyl-
vania Railroad except Pittsburg, from which
point the rate will be 1870.
For further information apply to ticket
agents; or address Geo. w. Boyd, Assistant
General Passenger Agent, Philadelphia.
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spin in an automobile on Fifth avenue,
the New Yorker dotes on eating. 1t
seems as if the people were eating all
the time. There are more restaurants
there than in any other city, in COM
parison to the population, in the
world. Even the cheap places try to
initiate the big hotels. They serve table
d. hote for Is cents, and they do 1t
with as much eclat as If the waiter
gave you check for ten dollars at
the end of 1t.
New Workers spend their money Law
ishly. They eat a great deal; they
drink a great deal, and they are con-
tinually seeking amusements, when
not sleeping or working. For the very
rich people 1t is an ideal city, as every
luxury on earth man be obtained here
II one has the money to pay forit. For
the working people it is also good, as
very cheap quarters and very cheap
ways of living may be found. The
very poor people fare better here, prob
ably, than in almost any other great
city, as the rich are charitable and
thoughtful. But for the middle class,
for the average man on an average sal
ary, it is long, hard pull and a
struggle.
FREDERICK BOYD STEVENSON.
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THEY'RE ALL RIGHT.
IN Their Own Estin alton New
Yorkers Are Perfect.
And, According to the Same Author
ATTY, There Is No other City In
the Wide World Like
Their own.
Especial New York Letter.l

"A GH4sE chops well Gt doae. hes.sa cup mutton of"
The telephone on the res
$aurant table att the side of the man
who was getting ready to dine jingled
riciously.
Hello, hello there!" he screamed
INTO the mouthpiece.
Then his face gradually changed. At
the first tinkle of the bell the lines of
his mouth were drawn hard and deep
and as he put the receiver to his ear the
skin on his forehead was creased with
. wrinkles. Distincly the words came to
him.
"Jones has ordered his U. p. stock
ciosed--100h; Smith places 1000
6hares Steel-41%."
The deep lines broaden into a suspi-
c;on of smile. The waiter was at the
side of the table, napkin in hand, silent
and respectful.
IA brace of mutton chops well done,
4 cup of coffee and piece of apple pie"
said the diner, and as the obedient one
was departing on a run the broker
yelled after him: crush It'll"
He is one of the million who eat on
the jump every day-or rather who
DO not eat, but bolt their food between
spasms of nervous prostration while
in search of the ever nimble dollar
In the jungle of commerce and specula-
tion of New York.
New York business men take time
70 eatP They certainly do not. That
Is why you may see the telephone
stands on the tables in many res
taurants near Wall street which are
patronized by those who have not
time to eat-who have barely time to
i've. They are products of city
which has within the last few years
Become the most hustling, driving,
nervous metropolis in the world.
Not long ago Chicago was accounted
The most bustling city in a business
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she swings her right arm, which is held
stiff as pump handle, and is used as
a sort of piston rod in mounting the
high places, even when she is on Broad
way or the Sixth avenue shopping dis
trict.
Another type is the business woman
of New York, and she is rapidly becom-
ing a distinct species. Her face has
taken on the care-worn look of the
man. She is not the new woman, but
she is the masculine business woman.
Her chin is getting square and her
mouth is set like mans. Darwin says
all creatures are governed by natural
selection. Time and circums tances
bring about great changes in our phys
ical appearance. According to this
theory the business woman of New
York in two or three more generations
will be broad shouldered and have
whiskers.
The New Yorker has the reputation
of being chilly and cold. This is par
TALLY libel. He is only on the face
Of it. His formality is the thing that
NOUS MIN DdCk lTom DelHS Tree anu
open-hearted with everybody. If you
ask New Yorker a question he will
go out of his way to tell you all he
knows about it. And If there is the
least excuse for talking on street cars
or other public places, he will enter
into the liveliest kind of gossiping
match with whoever is near him. This
applies equally to men and women.
One thing Of which the New Yorker
boasts: Women, generally speaking,
are perfectly safe on the streets at all
hours of the night. A New Yorker may
ogle a woman on the cars, but she is
always safe when out alone.
Another point that is noticeable is
the patience of the natives of New
York. They live all winter in cold
apartments rather than complain. A
Chicago man would go down in the
basement and have catch-as-catch-
can wrestling match with the janitor,
but the New Yorker will bide his time
till his lease runs out and then quietly
move away.
Next to his love of dress and a
promenade on upper Broadway or a
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up his sentences and is not always
strictly correct in his speech. Although
usually very proper and formal be-
fore strangers, he becomes quite fa-
miliar with his acquaintances, and ad-
dresses his friends affectionately as
Billy" and Jimmie" and "Tommie."
He loves nicknames, not only for peo-
PIE, but for localities. AS result of
this, nearly every place in the city has
two or more names, such as Harlem,
Washington Heights, Little Italy, CO.
lumbia Heights, Cathedral Heights, the
Manhattan valley, the Ghetto and
dozen others.
And these different localities also
have residents with their own peculiar
tiles. You can tell woman who lives
in Washington Heights by her walk.
She is so used to climbing the hills that
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lense on earth. But New York has
@utstripped it. To keep up the pace
Che ambitious citizens of Gotham have
sverd0ne the matter. 1t is true the
business hours are shorter in New
York than in Chicago, and it is because
q this that an effort is made to crowd
IL much work as possible into short
space Of time.
Although New York business men
tre great readers of newspapers they
Ind IL difficult to get the time to keep
Informed on current events. They
(an read but little at home as the So
Gal demands are too strenuous. They
cannot read in the Office, as it is all they
can do to get through the work in the
short business hours. The result is
they read the papers on the street
Sars, on the elevated trains and on the
ferry boats and the steam cars. Only
shout half of them get seats. The 9TH
ar half read standing up.
Three hundred thousand men may
be seen every business morning hang
hg on to straps reading newspapers.
And many thousand women, jammed
pgether in the aisies and crowded into
fats, are reading newspapers, too. Is
II any wonder that the afternoon pa
pers prints so many editions?
But the busy side is only7bne feature
a the New Yorker. He has many char
lcteristics that are different from any
thing that can be found outside of New
York city. He talks New York, he
walks New York, and he looks New
York. And he doesn't care for any
tbing besides New York. If something
happes over in Brooklyn-well, If it is
especially interesting, he tolerates a
brief recital of it. Although Brooklyn
u in Greater New York he doesn't rec
egnize 1t because it is not Manhattan.
II there IL something stirring in Jer-
aey City he passes it by unless it is an
Of an earthquake reported from Chi
-@go can make him move hair.
Not long ago l asked typical New
York woman why New Workers were
rot interested in anything outside Of
New York. She seemed surprised at
my question and asked me in turn,
m a tone that closed the conversa-
tion:
"Why should they be?"
The New Yorker is thoroughly
wrapped up in his "Little Old New
York" as he is pleased to call it. He
admits there are some rather fine cit
hes on the other side of the Atlantic
but he insists that all the greatness and
goodness and beauty of America are
m New York.
The talk of the native New Yorker is
cross between the dewn-east Yankee
and the westerner, with a mixture OF
the south. The New Yorker does not
recognize the right of the latter to
have space in the alphabet. He chops
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He und m Good Reason.

A Yorkshire farmer was asked to
the funeral of neighbours third wife,
and, as he had attended the funeral
of the two others, his own wife was
rather surprised when he declined this
invitation. On being pressed, he gave
his reasons with some hesitation:
"Well, thee sees, lass, it makes a
chap feel a bit awkward lige to be
allus accepting other folks civilities
when he never has nowt OF sooart of
his own to ak 'em back to."-Tit-B
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Not Like n Camel.

"The camel" said the studious boy,
Es remarkable animal. He carries
water supply sufficient to last for
days and is known as the ship of the
desert"
(Which demonstrates" said the still
more studious boy, "how careless we
are becoming in the use of language.
There are few things more difficult
TO handle than metaphor. 1t should
be remembered that ship is avail
able only as it keeps the water out
side itself" Washington Star.
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A sidewalk Prescription.

The busy doctor was hurrying down
the street when he was stopped by a
man noted for his ability to get "side-
walk" advice.
81 am thoroughly worn out, and sick
and tired, What ought 1 TO take?"
asked the man.
Take a cab" replied the unfeeling
doctor.-N. Y. Times.
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the MAN WHO NEVER LAUGHS"

The complaints above named all yield TO
the action of Benson's Porous Plasters, and
quickly too. Not only those, but colds and
coughs, kidney and liver affections, all
congestions and muscular strains, diseases
of the chest, asthma and all ailments which
are open to external treatment. 1t is fire.
qusntly said that Benson's Plaster is PAINS
Master. 1t cures when others are not even
able to relieve. For thirty years the lead
ing external remedy. The 'old-style plas-
ters, as well as salves, hniments, oils, ETC.,
have little or no efficacy as compared with
it. Use 1t. Trust 1t. Keep it in the
house. Ask for Benson's Plaster; take no
other. All druggists, or We will prepay
postage on any number ordered in the
United States on receipt Of 25c each.
4sabury b johnson, Mig. Chemists, NY.
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Gentle But Firm ,

"You little dear!" exclaimed the
gushing young woman. "You must
give me a kiss"
81 beg your pardon" said the Bos-
ton infant. "There is some mistake.
I am neither hero nor piano play
r."-Washington Star.
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ONCE IS ENOUGH TO SEE

Gustave Dors's portrait OF Dante Is worth
seeing But once is enough. Some
such look you notice on the faces Of those
who have suffered, and still suffer, much
physical pain; people bject torheumatism,
gout, neuralgia, periodic headache, lumba-
90, or pain from some old lesion. This pain
habit puts it's marks on them, as the custom
of handling ropes crooks q sailors fingers |;
or as TOO much riding of q bicycle stamps q
worried expression on certain faces. No
wonder people said of the italian poet a.
he passed along, "There goes
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The Kind He Preferred,

Mrs. Watson-Every now and then,
in reading the news of failures,
come across the phrase preferred
creditors" What are preferred cred
itors, anyway?
Mr.. Watson-Well, 1 myself prefer
creditors who don't dun me.-Somer-
vile Journal.
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"Indeed!" exclaimetl Hiss Sharpe.
Conclusive Proof.

Sam Darkton-Dat chicken we had
TO- dinnah wuz hatched by an incu-
batah all right, Nose.
Nose Yallerby-How does yo' know?
Sam Darkton-No chicken dat ebah
knowed a mothah's care would "a
turned out as tough as dat one WIZ
Puck
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During the Honeymoon.

Mrs. Newed-Will you have a piece
of this angel cake, my dear?
Newed (cautiously)-Well, er-you
know l don't care for cake. Did you
make it?
Mrs. Newed-No; mamma sent it
over
Newed-Give me two pieces, darling.
Chicago Daily News.
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THERE is ONE RATIONAL WAY to treat
nasal catarrh: the medicine is applied di.
rect to the affected membrane. The remedy
is Ely's Cream Balm 1t restores the in
famed tissues to healthy state without
drying all the life out of them and il gives
back the lost senses of taste and smell. The
sufferer who is tired of vain experiments
should use Cream Balm. Druggists sell it
for 50 cts, Ely Brothers, So Warren Street,
New York, will mail it.
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Ever See Hint

That's Mouthitt, the agitator. He's
always talking about the oppressed
wage worker and l don't believe he
ever does lick of work himself"
"But he does. He works the wage
workers. Tribune.
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His Life a Failure.

"Yes, I consider my life failure"
"Oh, Henry, how sad! Why should
you say that?"
81 spend all my time making money
enough to buy food and clothes; but
the food disagreees with me and my
clothes don't ft."-Tit-Bits.
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The Heiress-You seem to have no
objection to him, papa, except that
he has no money.
Papa-No; and I'll even admit that
he's trying hard to ge< some.-Brook-
iyp Life,
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The theorist always sneers at the prac.
tical man. That's why he is theorist.

STRONG WORDS BY A New YORK SPECIAL
IsT.-" After years of testing and compari-
son have no hesitation in saying that DIR.
Agnew's Cure for the Heart is the quickest,
safest, and surest known to medical science.
use it in my own practice. 1t relieves the
most acute forms Of heart ailment inside Of
thirty minutes and never fails. s."-IS
Sold by c. A. Klein.
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JEALOUS RIVALS cannot turn back the
tide. The demand for Dr. Agnew's little
Pills is a marvel, Cheap TO buy, but dia-
monds in quality-'banish nausea, coated
tongue, water brash, pain af er eating, sick
headache, never gripe, operate pleasantly.
10 cents or 100 pills Is cts.-I9.
Sold by c. A. Klein.
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Work by Japanese women

The women of japan are now
largely employed in telephone and
post Offices, and they are said to be
excellent bookkeepers.
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UnanImOua.

We like to see the right succeed.
No matter what betide.
The reason is that all of US
Are always on that side.
-Philadelphia Press.
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THIS WILL INTEREST MOTHERS
Mother Gray's Sweet Powders for Children,
cure feverishness, bad stomach, teething
disorders, break up colds, move and regulate
the bowels and destroy worms They never
fail. Over 10000 testimonials. At all
druggists, 25c. Sample mailed FREE. Ad-
dress, Allen S. Olmsted, lie Roy, N. Y. (3o
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ElectropIated Front Doors.

By the use of process invented at
Bridgeport, Conn.,, wooden doors are
being electroplated with copper or
brass
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use Kemp's Balsam for the Throat and
Lungs, the great guaranteed remedy. Would
you believe that it is sold on its merits and
any druggist is authorized by he proprietor
of this wonderful remedy to give you sam
Pile bottle tree 1t never fails to cure acute
or chronic coughs. All druggists sell Kemp's
Balsam. Price, IS and soc. 2I3d4t
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Shake INTO your shoes Aliens Foot-E
1t rests the feet Cures corns, bunions, in.
growing mails, swollen and sweating feet.
At all druggists and shoe stores, 2sc Ask
to-day. 3od4t.
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"When l came of age" said Mr..
Softleigh, 81 promised mother that I'd
never marry until / found the right
girl"
Indeed" exclaimed Hiss Sharpe.
"Yes, and-er-you're the right
girl"
That's too bad, for you're the
wrong an."-Tit-Bits.
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A willful waist is a woeiul want to the fe
| ow " no would like to squeeze it.
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Consistency is the only jewel that women
don't seem to care much about.
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DEAFNESS OF I2 YEARS STANDING
Protracted Catarrh produces deafness in
many cases. Capt Ben. Connor, of Toronto,
Canada, was deaf for IL years from Catarrh.
All treatments failed to relieve. DR.. Ag-
new, Catarrhal Powder gave him relief in
one dav, and in very short while the deaf
ness left him entirely. 1t will do as much
for YOU. so cents.-I7
Sold by c. A. Klein.
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The average girl is prepared to accept the
inevitable, If it wears trousers.
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Paradoxical as it may seem the things that
are most rare are generally well done.
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Practice makes perfect, especially in a
doctor
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lust as burnt child breads the fire an
experienced man breads heated argument.
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A fellow may be loose in his morals and
and still get tight
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THE SMALLEST MEMBERS.
Two Representatives in the House
who Are the Most Diminutive
of Statesmen.

The baby member of the house is
Representative Lever, of South Caro-
lima. He is only 81 years old, and
looks 90. He was private secretary
of the late Representative Stokes, and
when the latter died was voted by
grateful constituency into the va
cant seat, states the Washington
Post.
Every day at HAS o'clock Bert
Kennedy, assistant doorkeeper, warns
all persons not entitled to the floor
to vacate, "the rules of the house re-
quiring the same" For three days
Kennedy saw small boy sitting at a
desk and coolly disregarding the Off
cial summons to retire. He threw
his piping, penetrating voice in the
direction of the lad, but without ef-
feet. On the third day Kennedy told
his troubles to Amos Cummings.
"lf that boy don't get out of here
before 12 o'clock I'll throw him out"
said Kennedy.
what boy?" asked Cummings.
'Sitting over there" replied Ken
nedy, pointing in Levers direction.
81 wouldn't throw him out" said
Cummings.
"Why not?" inquired Kennedy.
Because" remarked Cummings,
"you might lose your job. He's a
member of the house"
Kennedy didn't say word, and
Representative Lever remained undis-
turbed.
Speaking of little men, the new
congressman from New York who de-
feated Perry Belmont could be hid
den away in gripsack.
Viewed from the gallery, Mr.. Less
Ter seems like blade of grass. He is
certainly less than five feet high,
weighs about 60 pounds, and his arms
are like pipe stems. He wears boys
shoes and boys hat. Under his hat,
however, are brains entirely out of
proportion to his size. Everybody
agrees that he has plenty of ability.
alexander Stephens was the small
est manin congress-" says Mr.. Lessler,
"but he was also one of the greatest
men. There is hope for me-"
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Americans are known as a dyspeptic peo
pie. The extent of this disease may be in
ferre6 from the multitude of so called
medicines" " offered as a remedy. They
are often in tablet form and have no value
except as palliatives Of the immediate effects
of dyspepsia. The man who used them may
feel better but is surely getting worse. They
do not touch the real cause of the disease.
DR.. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery is a
medicine specially prepared to cure diseases
Of the stomach and organs Of digestion and
nutrition, 1t is not made to give temporary
relief but to effect permanent cure. In
ninety-eight cases out Of every hundred it
cures perfertly and permanently.
1t has cost Or. Pierce $2s, 200 to give
away in the last year the copies of his
topples Common Sense Medical Adviser,
which have been applied for. This book Of
1908 pages is sent free on receipt of 81 one
cent stamps to pay expense Of mailing only.
Address DR.. X. V Pierce, Buffalo, N. Y.
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6s n BRACE of English mutton
N chops well done, a cup Of"
fEhn tnln Anhnnn nfn hn