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The Saint Paul globe., 1902-10-26
Mangled in a
MerqenthaIer

Kansas has one row of corn twenty
five miles long. 1t doesn't lead to a
distillery, either.
Now the manned football player re-
aliZes how the street-car horse re-
CARDS the world.
The porch climber, too, seems to have
a "hunch" that there is more room at
the top.
That Wisconsin Rose is coming right
out into full bloom, too.
1t might help the Minnesota coal
buyer some to tell him that the peo-
pie Of South America are right in the
middle Of beautiful spring.
Annie Moore is running for superin-
tendent of schools at Platteville, Wis.
She is, not the sweet Annie we shall
not see any more Of whom we hear so
fl equently in the song.
What a nice country Guam must be!
There isn't a trust on the island and
only those people who want to wear
clothes.
Another war may break out right in
the shade of The Hague. The kaiser
has adopted a rnonocle.
PortugaPs king is in Paris. He
seems to be sorry he hasn't another
crown to pawn.
King Leopold, of Belgium, throws
money around as though he were
head of a steel trust. He has bought
hotel and a $4,000 diamond cres-
cent for Cleo de Merode
You still have time to register an
oath.
Cheer up! Your Christmas tree is
growing in fine shape out in the
woods.
Northwestern universitys new pres
ident ought to be a jim dandy. Any
how his name is James.
A Cincinnati boy came pretty close
to collecting money enough to build a
battleship. Anyhow he collected S.
900 and it only cost $3,000,000 to put
af1oat, full panoplfed for war, one of
the big sea monsters.
The X-ray is doing some surprising
things. It was turned on a Butte man
suffering from paralysis the other day
and his paralysis disappeared. Prob
ably this wouldn't occur, however, in
any other place except Butte.
The Saint Paul globe., 1902-10-26

Anyhow a red haired girl isn't long
in deciding what she wants. An Ohio
man advertised for red-haired wom-
and answering the description in all
particulars, wrote him, they met and a
wedding occurred the next day.
The Saint Paul globe., 1902-10-26

Lady Curzon looks more and more
like a fashion plate. Perhaps this is
natural, as Papa Letter used to be in
the dry goods business.
The Saint Paul globe., 1902-10-26

The X-ray is developing some re-
markable powers. A man in Montana
claims that it cured him of paralysis,
and in another case the light was pow
erful enough to locate set of teeth
block away under a bed. Nab.
st. Paul, Oct. 26, 1902.
The Saint Paul globe., 1902-10-26

If Secretary Shaw would talk less
and say more he would be doing about
the proper thing.
The Saint Paul globe., 1902-10-26

Some of the women of the East are
rnassaging their faces with mallets.
Even mallets wouldn't affect some of
those Newport faces. Eth, Henry Wat
terSon?
The Saint Paul globe., 1902-10-26

Bromo seltzer would be getting
great advertisement if there had been
any bromo seltzer in Molineux's bromo
setter bottle.
The Saint Paul globe., 1902-10-26

The fiddling has begun again in the
hard-coal region. The people Will, as
usual, pay for the, music.
The Saint Paul globe., 1902-10-26

A local railway offers for sale 237
telescopes which have not been called
for. They are not the kind used to
see things, but to hide things.
The Saint Paul globe., 1902-10-26

Both Odell and Coler, running for
governor of New York, are blessed
with good fathers. The handicap be-
ing equal, they'll have to use other ar
gunents on the voters.
The Saint Paul globe., 1902-10-26

The champion woman golf player Of
America is only Is, but she plays like
60
The Saint Paul globe., 1902-10-26

California is the land Of poppies and
Kentucky the land of pops.
The Saint Paul globe., 1902-10-26

The Montana hold-up men also find
the times prosperous.
The Saint Paul globe., 1902-10-26

The La Crosse judge who decided
that shaving on Sunday is not neces-
sary might have gone much further.
Shaving at all is not necessary.
The Saint Paul globe., 1902-10-26

But Mark Twain isn't the only
American Who wants money to burn.
The Saint Paul globe., 1902-10-26
*SpunHigll
SUNDAY, OCT. 26, 1902.

Washington time e p. m. st. Paul)
The Saint Paul globe., 1902-10-26
That's plain enough.

The Clio b e is deeply pained to OBJ
serve that Senator Allison, the pride
and glory of the contempory states
n1anship of Iowa. should continue to
rest under the charge, so poorly sus-
tained, and put forward by so eminent
a member of his own party as the sec
retary of the navy, of being common
smuggler.
The Saint Paul globe., 1902-10-26

Gen. Dewet is now making speeches
ir his night shirt He is understood
te recommend the new style highly.
He gets free use of his arms and has
the insignia of purity in the garment.
He doesn't mind cold feet, as he has
had them so much that he would be
lonesome without them.
The anthracite coal strike? There
isn't any.
The Saint Paul globe., 1902-10-26

A lot of old women having again
agreed that indiseriminate kissing is
dangerous, it is presumed fndiscrimi-
nate kissing will go on with increased
yigor
The Saint Paul globe., 1902-10-26

Kansas has one row of corn twenty
five miles long. 1t doesn't lead to a
distillery, either.
The Saint Paul globe., 1902-10-26

The X-ray is doing some surprising
things. It was turned on Butte man
suffering from paralysis the other day
and his paralysis disappeared. Prob
ably this wouldn't occur, however, in
any other place except Butte
The Saint Paul globe., 1902-10-26

Annie Moore is running for superin-
tendent of schools at Platteville, Wis.
She is not the sweet Annie we shall
not see any more of whom we hear so
frequently in the song.
The Saint Paul globe., 1902-10-26

1t might help the Minnesota coal
buyer some to tell him that the peo-
pie of South America are right in the
middle Of a beautiful spring.
The Saint Paul globe., 1902-10-26

in deciding what she wants. An Ohio
| man advertised for a red haired wom-
an to marry. Maggie Sickmiller, Is
and answering the description in all
particulars, wrote him, they met and a
wedding occurred the next day.
The f1ddling has begun again in the
hard-coal region. The people Will, as
usual, pay for the, music.
| Both OdelI and Coler, running for
| governor of New York, are blessed
| with good fathers. The handicap be-
ing equal, they'll have to use other ar
| gunlents on the voters.
| If Secretary Shaw would talk less
| and say more he would be doing about
| the proper thing.
Well, have a large red apple. The
| crop is 100000 barrels greater in
| America this year than last.
| Mad MulIah's method of making hay
| differs somewhat from that of Maud
| Muller, but it gathers the winters feed
! just the same.
Tom Johnson is glad election day is
| almost here. His automobile circus is
costing him $500 a day.
Chicago club women lament that so
few of the girls OF that town can sew,
sweep or darn. Some Of them do pret-
| ty well at the last on the golf links.
A Utica IN. ~ man has stolen a
Wagon-1oad of Hmburger cheese.
Speaking of clews, there ought not to
| be any trouble in that case.
1t looks like the same old coal, but
| it isn't at the same old price.
A Chicago man pounded his wife
with leg of lamb. He might have
used a mahogany table leg. 1t
wouldn't have cost any more and
| would perhaps have been more fetch
ing.
Even the railway trains seem to be
trying to take a smash at Van SAINT.
Lady Curzon looks more and more
like fashion plate. Perhaps this is
natural, as Papa Letter used to be in
| the dry goods business.
Probably Hall Gaines books would
be more popular if he didn't look quite
so much like Svengali.
The Montana hold-up men also find
the times prosperous
A local railway offers for sale 237
telescopes which have not been called
for. They are not the kind used to
see things, but to hide things.
A lot of old women having again
agreed that indiscriminate kissing is
dangerous, it is presumed indiscrimi-
nate kissing will go on with increased
The Jasper news., 1902-10-09
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book was safe in his pocket. We hope
Soma hnn.st n,r.nn VIII find tb,m
The Bih,c re,dino nt Devc, Sunday
njrht WAS in ch,rge of Mr.. Matthews.
Ev,ryb dy j. r.,pas,.l =, b,in,, tabIat
and PENCIL next Sabbath night as well
as Bibles. Come prepared to receive
blessing and Ioui not 90 home
hiS'Ip'iHtrd'
y box social at Dowe5>|f'day night
tor In" benefit oi tho literary wmca wi'I
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benefit to a neishborhood.
Arlo Estrv was ont homo Monday He
The Jasper news., 1902-10-09
e. a. HASTINGS.


Al Miller caused the hammers and
saws To ring aud echo through the woods
on Coon Creek aud North Fork Monday
and Tuesday. lie hired all the carpent
ers within half mile Of Du lin and
tore down the front part IF his house
aud remodled it inside aud out putting on
u shinglc roof, and the result is his
house looks very much improved. Al
has tho Lonor Of living in the
oldest home in Dublin and he thought
it timo to bring it out OF its ancient
state.
John Garry made a flying trip to
NrckCity Monday evening, Mrs. Curry.
Mrs Morlan's mother came back with
him that evening aud has b'eu assisting
her daughter to get ready to 20 T.
Marcelonc, No, aud visit her dlugh;er
Mrs. Waller, M Mlrhn will go also.
He thinks the visit aud cnange OF
climate will help him He is still
paralyi2"d on his right side. They left
on the l0a, III. train Wednesday.
Geo. and Fred Morlan attended $. +.
Cottrcll's public sale Tuesday.
Wednesday morning the air was
serene. The song Of the hammer aud
saw was not heard. The gentle zophyr
waited camly and Al Miller picked up
his dinner bucket and lights his Iipo
aud walks swiftly to reach hiS place Of
duty--to help the boys keep the track
in shape for the "tirrit Iron Monster"
Mr.. Johnson and family who have
been living near Esrom moved TO Dublin
Wednesday moruina.
The Jasper news., 1902-10-09
Rose Bank Items,

Gcrtie Smith returned hoTe Friday
from Midway.
Mr.. Shriver and his daughter Edna
hre sick.
Mate Cline has been repairing his
house the past week.
Ray Ross arG Noel Joaes are hauling
hay to Neck City.
Grandma Green aud Grandpa Green
Willis Green and his wife took dinner
with Parker Moon Sunday.
Mr.. Dickson aud Walter Cline arc
hanliug corn TO Webb City.
Mrs. Cass took dinner Sunday with
Alice Cline.
Clyde Cline is working for Mr.. Brad
ford.
Joseph Bradford made trip to Mex
City Thursday,
En- NIT Carey has returned home after
being gone - weak visiting his uncle
Burt Green aud helping him sow wheat.
Mrs Annie Marken called on Clara
Cline Thursday,
Charley Cline and his son Ray went to
Joplin Saturday to the show.
Burt Green stayed all night Tuesday
night with mother and father Gr,en.
Mr.. and Mrs, Westeriield to dinner
Sunday with Mr.. Wagner.
The Jasper news., 1902-10-09
Goes Like Hot Caxes.

"fhe fastest selling article have in
m! store, " writes druggist c. T. Smith,
of Davis Ky, "Dr, Kings New Discoy.
cry oreousnmption, coughs aud colds.
because italways cures. Iu my six years
OF sales II has never failed. have known
1t to save sufferers from throat and lung
diseases who could get no help from doe
tors Or auy other remedy" Mothers re.
~ 'n II, best physicians prescribe it,and
Webb Dug 4 ildw.Co guarantee salts
faction or r"fuud price, Trial bottle free.
Reg, s,zcs JOc and a..
The Jasper news., 1902-10-09
NORTH DAKOTA LETTER.
Winnie Duncan Writes From that
Far of CLINE.

DESmcH, y. d., Sept. p, 1902.
, Editor Jasper NEws:
DEAR SIR: With pleasure I will try
and write another letter for the News.
We have another threshing done in
Dakota. Wheat made u hushcl prr
acre; oats, - per ucrc; barley, 20 per
acre; sp"lt] 81 per acre. Our flax and
millet We haven't thrcshed yet. Papa,
my brother and Mr. viii Jcnes took
their wheat u Denbigh yesterday
and got 30 cents Ier huShel. We took
four loads a while back aud have some
TO sell yet. We have nice weather now.
Have had s1mr pretty chilly mornings
My brother is drrudirg the winter 20
bad, but l am anxious for il to
come 50 we can get plenty Of slccp. Pa
Pr gets up carly ola morning SO he can
get TO pip"i ing lie wants to get all done
before it frroz"s ".
We have all hai pretty good gardcns.
My sister, Mrs. Dunnng's garden was
the best in this nrig hburhoqd. From
their early cabbage they made % gallons
Of krtut-- not for themselves, but for
SOME ot their ueighbors, and sold over
- ca worth be,iIrs what they give away
aud th"y have lots Of late cabbage.
Emma has LouLht her new buggy, il
had been used three months 50 she get
it for SO
Dcnbigh is quite town four geuer-
al storrs, oLe hardware, two lumber
yards, one hotel, two restaurants, one
blacksmith shop, two livery stables, one
elevator, one school house, also q print.
ing flee. The paper is called the
"Dcnbigh Promoter. EXPECT to have
a depot soon. There is buildiow going
on all the timo. Thu buildings are all
good frame buildings. Mr.. Fount Dun
Ding who is well known in and around
jasper is well satisfied and is kept busy
at carpenter work at thirty cents an
hour. We have built Us a new barn
lix2o, story ard half high. Have at.
80 raise our house and built basement
Mr.. Jake McCislin'S brother lives not
f..r from h,re aud is working with my
brotheriLla" S thrcshiug machine. Will
Jones threshed aud had 50 acres Of flax
which made ll9 bushels. lie expccts
to 90 back to Missouri pretty soon. My
sister Just planted five cont package
OF cabbage seed for all that cabbage
t ey raised. will close for this time.
Yours truly,
w. T.. DUNCAN,
The Jasper news., 1902-10-09
II. +. ID. Ned
Henry KnderIy is on tho sick list.

Henry Knderly is on tho sick list.
&. II. Boyd and George Brown drove
t. Sylvnnia Monday.
Miss Susie Meyers is staying with
Mrs. Hull.
Clark Armstrong aud John Franklin
spent Sunday at Mr.. Meyers.
Mr.. Hahn Of Webster City, Ia. has
bcou visiting at Mr.. Meyers and booking
over the country. He was very much
pleased with this county.
Mr.. Palmer is building fine cellar
on his place.
}. II. Brown drove to Lamar Monday.
VIM. Warcllow is hauling his cane 10
the sorghum mill. Guess we know
whore to go for our taTy.
Charlie sMcCaslin has returned
from ~ Dakota, lie Is visiting Joe
DSyringer.
Charlie Fields and Sue Meyers spent
Sunday at VIM. Wardlows.
Mr.. Bin Armstrong intends to movo
this week.
A number OF young folks of the Blue
Star neighborhood went to Kansas City
Friday.
Mrs. Gearhart has boon quite sick the
pist week. Miss Emma Cline has been
staying with her,
G.. II. Gearhart has commenced dig
ging coal on his farm.
DIR. Hull has returned from Arkansas.
The Jasper news., 1902-10-09
r. f. ID. No. A

MIR. Mirt Armstrong Of this vicinity has
hired TO work fyr Mr. Chas. Ray iu JAS
per, Co. MIR. Clark Armstrong has hired
to MIR. Gearheart.
Mr. Palmer made trip to Colorado
last week.
Miss Mary Dayringer VIII, has been
working at Mr.. stiths in Jasper county
has returned home.
Miss Sue Meyer il working fer Mrs.
Hull.
Wet weather and high water seems to
he the order OF the day.
Miss Mary Dayriuger srent Saturday
night and Sunday with Miss Bessie
Warllow.
There was preaching at Bethel Sun.
day and Monday night.
Mr.. Alex Johnston spcnt,Sunday with
Mr.. Clark Armstrong.
Mr.. Clark Armstrong and Miss Marie
Meyer visited at Mr Wardlow' : Sunday
evening.
Mr.. John Frakes was soon going North
Sunday.
Blue school Is progressing nicely. i6
scholars enrolled aud Miss Anua Busby
rs teacher.
Mr. Elmer Pugh and family spent
Sunday with Mr.. Budds.
{, 5. Juhnston's are moving thoir
house over ON tue road.
Mr.. Chas Me caslin who has beeu in
North Dakota for some time past is visit
ing at Joe Dayrinpers.
High water delayed our mail carrier
on Route No. 4, Saturday.
The Jasper news., 1902-10-09
COLUMN
Conductcl by tho W. Q. 7. I.

"What is money, papaf"-D,ckens
What'i on silver dollGr2
I'm only a silver dollar, worth a huudr,c
cents thoy say.
Bat did you ever look at me
In Il srrutinizing way.
b. cause truly do believe
You'd never use me 50.
Ifyou'd only read on my face
The words you ought to know
I've hcen made by a Christian nation
TO be used ia au honest way
10 go to the maa who labors hard
For his uleat and bread each day.
To 90 to the parents to buy the children
books and Shoes and clothes
TO so to the brave young men who
dl
Our land from foreign foes.
10 ray for bulldog homes aud towns
Bridges and railroads aud trains
For everything useful l want to be used
over and o'cr again,
But save Ee dear friend
From buying the stuff
Vlut makes our drunken men
Six times I'm sent to the wicked
saloon
While only once the school get in
Quite often then in the gamblers den
Tn unwillingly and suddenly thrust
Yet with all M might aud power and
strength
/ CRY ala God We Trust"
And when Wa put our trust in Him
How cIn you use me 81
And let me get into Satau's hands
In so mnny ways you know.
You let me buy tho stuff that goes
To make murderers and rot bers Of men
You uso me in SALOONS aud brsthels
ana dives
And places OF blackeSt sin.
Butwe are made by Christian Nation
To be honest aud true and Just
And you're only to look in our faces
bright
Aud will tell yol Ia "God we Trust
Swing"
The Jasper news., 1902-10-09
Ceader Bluh items.

Miss Lola Rickaer spent few days
last week with her Sister in Carthage.
Miss Teeter spent Saturday aud Sun
day at her homo near Mausur.
Mark and Fred Coifelt spent Sunday
at Preston.
Miss Josie Collier visited tho school
one day last week
Mr. Loren Bishop of Carthage spent
Sunday with friends in Jasper.
The Jasper news., 1902-10-09
Don't forget we have a
car of Michigan Salt. Also
a car of Kansas salt at j. d.
Harbur's.

When you wake up with n bad taste
in our mouth, 80 at cnca TO WeLb Drug
store and get free sample Of chamber
lains Stomach and Liver Tablets One
ar two doses will mako YOU wcll. They
also cure biliousness, sick headache aud
constitution.
The Jasper news., 1902-10-09

o ye people hayeye wasted the golden
moments Of never returning time in
taking substitute for the genuine
Rocky Mountain Tea? at EILluder
baugh Drug Co.
The Jasper news., 1902-10-09

She's radiant, witching, wond ous
gom that beautiful, biushing wiie Of
nino. She is an angel on earth, 50 YOU
can bo, only take Rocky Mountain Tea
at + / LluGeroaugh Drug Go.
The Jasper news., 1902-10-09
Americas Famous eenut,ss

Look with horror ON Skin Eruptiops,
blotches, Sores, Pimples, They don I
nave them, nor will any one who
USES bucklen's Arnica Salye. 1t glori.
hos the face. Eczema CT Salt Rheum
vanish before it. 1t cnres sore lips, chan
hands, cllblaius. Iamllible for Piles
2oc at Webb Drug ald Hwd CO
The Jasper news., 1902-10-09
Get your Rival hard wheat
flour at j. ID. Harbur's.

Remember We carry . full line o.
Groceries, Boots and Shoes.
II. HENDRIcs,4
The Jasper news., 1902-10-09
Notice.

All those owing Mill accounts or 9th
erwise Ind' hted To II, L. Tallman, please
call ard settle by cash or note at Bank
of Jasper. Must close my books.
II. l.. TALLMAN.
The Jasper news., 1902-10-09
Base Line Items RED. No. l.

This community was shocked to bear Of
the death of Charles Weston, Of Jasper.
The family has tho sympathy of the cu
tire community.
The wheat-soWing has been stepped.
for the past week on account of the rain
r. Trimble and family have been at.
tending the Holiness camp meeting at
Webb City fer the past week.
Everything sold tolcrably well at the
Motion and Samon's sale last Monday.
Uncle George Fleet bought two fine cows
and ten pigs for $40
Mr.. Ago and family, Liberal, Mo-,
passed through this community with the
remains OF their daughter, who died Of
typhoid fever. She was buried near
Avilla, Monday.
Mr.. koeler sold head Of hogs last
Thursday at $3.50 rer hundred, The
hogs averaged 250 pounds each.
Uncle :George Fleet thinks that X.
F. ID. Mol, is in need Of one thing and
that is a telephone line. lie says 1t will
s''oenourh buggy tires, for some people
IN Few years, tn pay for the liuc, es-
pccially on d Fork.
1000 good Matches for &c at the Rue
ket Slure.
The excitement Incident to travelling
and change OF food and water often
brinas on ciarrboea, and for this reason
no one should leave homo withouta bot
tie OF Chemherlaiu's Collie, Cholera and
Diarrhoca Remedy. For sale by Webb
Drug and Hwd Go.
Cider. Vinegar at j d.
Harbur's.
The Jasper news., 1902-10-09

Michigan Salt at r. l.
Roberts Il Son.
The Jasper news., 1902-10-09
Early FAN Styles.

| have just received some noro TAYLOR
mado aud ready TO wear novelties.
Mrs. J. W. BOUCHER.
The Jasper news., 1902-10-09

Cider. Vinegar at J ID.
Harbur's.
The Jasper news., 1902-10-09

1900 good Matches for &c at the Rue
ket Store.
The Billings gazette. [volume] (Billings, Mont.) 1896-1919, 1902-09-26
WOULD Have COMMISSION
PRESIDENTS WAY OF SOLVING
TARIFF QUESTION. /,
Must Readjust Without Resorting to
Violent Surgical Operation to
Gain Desired End.

Logansport, Ind, Sept. 23.-Presi-
dent Roosevelt and party reached
Logansport at 7:5 this morning, amid
the screeching of whistles and shouts
of a great crowd assembled at the
station to greet him. The party was
driven to the high school where he
made a short speech. 1t was raining
hard when the stand was reached. A
great many umbrellas were raised and
cries from those in the rear, who
could not see the president, induced
him to say:
81 will make a bargain with you.
l won't have an umbrella. over my
head if you won't have n over you"
The crowd laughed and a great
many of the umbrellas were lowered.
Senator Beveridge and Councilman
Lands Joined the party at this place.
The presidents speech, which dealt
with the tariff revision, took longer
to deliver than the time scheduled
to step here and it was $40 instead
of 8:15 when the train pulled out.
President Roosevelt began his re-
marks by thanking the people for
coming out to hear him n such a
bad day and especially the members
of the Grand Army.
Solve Tariff Question.
u,o,oho- - 4o,;ee rox;c, cobo1
ules, he said that no nation can stand
radical readjustments of tariff SEIZED.
ules at short intervals. Continual
sweeping changes cannot be but dis
astrous. We must readjust without
resorting to. a violent surgical opera,
ton, the debate of which alone would
party paralyze the business of the
country. We must solve this prob
lem with party as a second considera.
ton. He said If he had his personal
way he would have a tariff commits
sion.
The address was interrupted fire.
quently by cheers. Upon the platform
were seated 100 persons and the pres
ident shock hands with a few of these
before leaving. Others tried to reach
his hand, as he climbed into his car
riage. He overlooked the out-stretch
ed hands and stood in the carriage
raising his hat and bowling. The
crowd seemed to resent this, for when
he was here during the last campaign
he shook hands with everyone who
could get near enough.