The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1902-03-22

law an martiyal law in tn Phlippeens
is what kind iv coat tn judge wears.
TIL result is much tn same. Tn two
branches wurruks in perfect harmony.
We bag them in tn city an they round
Thin up in tn country.
g 1t is not always necessary to kill
a Filipino American right away. Me
desire is to idjacate thin slowly In tn
ways an customs iv tn country. We
ar-re givin' hundreds iv these pore be-
nighted haythen tn well-known, Oh
fashioned American wather cure. "
course, We know how tbs done. a Fill
ipino, we'll say, niver heard iv tn his
thry iv this country. He is met be
wan iv our sturdy boys in black and
blue iv Macabebee scouts. who asts him
to cheer FIR Abraham Lincoln. He ray
fuses. He is thin placed upon tn grass
an given dhrink. a baynit bein fixed
in his mouth so he cannot rejict tn
hospitality. Undher tn infiooence iv
tn hose that cheers but does not in
ebriate, he soon warrums or perhaps L
might say swells up to a ralization iv
tn granjoor iv his adaptive country
One gallon makes him give three
groans FIR tn constitchoochion. At
four gallons, he will ask to be wrapped
IN IN nag. AT tn QeW pint lie sings
Yankee Doodle. Occasionally we run
acrost a stubborn an rebellyous man
who wud sthrain at me idee iv human
rights an swallow tn Passyfic ocean,
but / mus say mos iv these little fell
lows is less hollow in their pretintions.
Nachraily we have had TO take a good
many customs firm tn Spanyard, but
we have improved on thin. 1 was talk
in with a Spanish ginueman tn other
day who had been away FIR a long time
an he said We wudden't know tn coun-
thry. Even tn faces iv tn people on
tn .lreets ''9d changed. They seemed
glad TO see him. Among tn mos use
full Spanish customs is reconcentara-
ton. Our RECOMMENDATION camps is
among tn mos thickly populated in tn
wurruld. But still we have to rely
mainly on American methods. They
are always used fin'lly in tn maxim iv
a good citizen, tn garotte cildom.
. L have not considered it advisable
to inthraioose amy fads like thrile be
jury be yer peers into me administered
ton. Plain straightforward dealin's
is me motto. Filipino at his best has
On'y larned half tn jooty iv mankind.
He can be thried but he can't thry his
fellow men. 1t takes him too long. But
in time l hope to have thin thrained to
-hrue at tn inquest.
I hope 1 have toll ye enough to
show We that tn stories iv disordher is |
greatly exaggerated. TIL country is
pro- gressin' splindidly. tn ocean still I
APPS tn shore, tn mountains are there |
as they were in Bivridge's day, quite |
happy apparently. tn flag floats free |
IN we'll guarded over tn Government |
offices an tn CHEEKY people go an come |
IN their errands-go out alone an come |
pack with tn throops. Everywhere hap
oiness. contint, love ~ tn sthepmother |
EXCEPT in places where there |
ARE people. Gentlemen, I thank ye.'
An there We ARE. Hinnissy. I hope
his here lucid story will quite tn wag-
rim tongues iv scandal. an that peo-
lie will let tn Philippians stew in their
'wn happiness"
But sure they might do something
r thim,' said Hennessy.
They will" said Mr.. Dooley. They'll
i've thin a measure iv freedom"
But whin?'
.'Whin they'll sthand still long enough
o be measured" said Mr.. Dooley.