davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
Decorah-posten., 1902-10-21
Santaii.

"Tnnta't" er Sttelen paa ct parmt,
IiniuIot tibet gibro9, iom 9isru.
Itiernc @iernion bar poet til BET netop
lt0fomnc 9Oe Scfte al oct rigboI0ige
Bert "6orGIore % 9ern." 8i tiuo.
Ser oS at bi0iGtte fsIgenbc al 9iQtes
ren& 2oppri$ring al 6ontaiienS Net
% Wagt:
Qiatet G%penturet. 5oQnet aioer
Snbtrpf ira 2ipet; oerof toger ingen
fell, Wten naur SfueipiIet. 8~ortGliu.
gen irtter al fin Strait ino pao at
1ipre 2ipet eftcr, ioo tror 6olf, at ber
er mere enc 3n0trpf ira 2ioet, Der er
2ioct ieIo en- Sang til. 0e buffer fife,
at Natltrer er altfor rig til set; Mar.
iogSrrffcrne for enoeIoie, De beItcm.
meroe SmitGnbigteoer for u~oocrif,e'
Itqe,
Gi fnar i Sfueipinct, | 6ortpuin'
gent bare ct Stpffc al Naturen, mem.
Iiq Set, ban ioa / Sen. ban, Iom gioroe
@iucoct. gIt set er borte, iom ban
iffc ioa. eGer life oiIbe ie. IoIfiuigt
or IoQt iii for at fan set ofrunoet, Cnl
en- an0cn 2unitncr fom % tegnebc oct
famine Stpffe 9ip. bIeo set meget an.
oerIc0c&.
Nltion oaioo Sfueipiuet, 6ortGuin.
gen Qlper bare Snotrpt ira 2ipet.
Get aiper Ell oocrIegcu, fuuitneriif be.
Qa0ct RerionIiqbe6& Sun paa set.
gIn0rc, iom Ipier set, ban bar eioet
o&. lUrer al oct. Soo mcqet bar DC
ieIo aIOrja ophogct, 3iTr llnooom'
men cQer Herpe0 i'm Gpnc til at ie.
Nfen oerpco eQe& uoiItoorIig ogino
Cmroaoct for oereS SonbIefrdIt.
Gr Gigteren aItiaa en- %eipiicr. iao
mna han brll9eS Ionat itsrre Nor
eno hi0tiI. Get CT @rumotpiQS uosoe,
yiQe SortiCneite -- bI1nOt andre - al
berior bar ban aabnet Grneue.
I'll set, han bar ioQt, oil iea Qisre
Ct (iura, iom 2ioet Rorae bar truet
in0 pao mig. Oct fan bPnoe, at an
ort A1r aiort Set ier; men maoifc iffl
iaaIcbe$.
Oct norffe SoIf er fuIot al Gantoii
Get er unuIiQt at pofSe o9 / CIT Na.
tlr JON Dor, io1 mrgtiA ian m0nl
7 'ol0jl % mc0 Sen 6orpouNIiuQ&mnB,
ira CONNER til &intcr % ira &iutel
4. Sommcr iqien, uocn at faa itr
Tortaii tGnot. Get buroe ogiaa oPrt
umuIj9t al pof$c or ! Ell Siitorje ion
por uocn at taqe Sdrt al Sen.
Soor er oennc lln9oommenS San
taittrong life pan'tIottet, Seq taller
tor AImjuOeIIqbeo; lluotagalierne el
beIotgoiS baaOe mango % QlpbeIiae
oe De sae$. Mtcn boor ipncS 6oIfe,
mig / set itore % belle tsrt % ioriia
tigt, for life al itae miStroiit, Spoi
Itoen 8oreto8iombeo Der or ibIanot
o$, nnpnIig iom &taner. ser bcror pac
SnmmcuiIWning. ) al Sorctagiom
beo er 10 5antaiien Sen tiuiogipenot
arpft. Zen. iom aIbrie taber Robet
forS ben aItib bar llooeie. On gdit
uSen Sartafi logger fig paa aarerne
Decorah-posten., 1902-10-21

Oct er MI ,snSeIis fairIanet, at
Sammenit6oet paa eIben, buorpeo
Samperen ~8Fmits@ iaut. foiteoe
101 0~lenntitatiu. "a Sig er biotil
funNpe % ioroeoe ! er fpaeS @rap
paa airteeoarSeu / Shlsoorf. SuS.
iamIinsen til Sc efterIaste bar iuS.
brast ooer 2s0,0o0 Rarf. en- Rans.
be GamiIier BAR taset fo~raIbreIsie
Decorah-posten., 1902-10-21
Oftd 5pcrorup.

8 oii1 2rft en- aSiHterodg.
mems NDrae uariust Iaa ION Erda
% orep fpfuosr Mano reo Nai.
ut Georg S~uerornp aurien lat.
ben anrs. ION aprSe itprer eHo!
Gan Selten bar bIanot @ibspolosmGub.
90 oa Dor 6pitsiribeo fob
! S1re Tor at mite Bob,
tee after ircm en- 5euoing fI1f.
Dan iaiote ale Nauo poo 3Gt,
% iotte Sci % bite Sapn!
Ss Soban Gperorup bar bans NapH.
Sc Rapne lpier, truat ies ipaor,
! Rorses Sasa tuien aar.
Som be er flenot / bpert ct 6iem.
brer rrlis Rorbmaub Grer BEN.
Men Otto Sperorups Rapn.
bet for
/ 2pnifrift runbt ben belle Snrb.
9engnns bu brog mso 15ram" afiteo,
sa frlate belle Rprge meo!
vi enitet Seib % 8pr % 8ris 4
% Seir for Maalei, iom par fat. 4
tn par Dor Manb fra @reulanbs Ssl
vi iienote big fra goleus Rat!
Ss CONNER Tom. % CONNER Gil
% Tom tgIen, men insen lit
fra SsbapSmarten laust Der Roro
ON dig 90 5ram bet riupite Orb
2os iao ri ei meN Gngit % Grnst!
- paa Q perbrup itplte ri 10 trpst!
ON SiGIpei9rb bet netpp ftpb,
o9 cullen fgbtes iaar % ffp8!
- Ia Iorses Spit ou itconeo mob
iaa ftp % roli9. trauit os trps
oa title. uten 8rait % gram!
- Get lisueo netop big % "5ram"!
ga 8ub og Silieu Tom terpp,
at "5ram" bar iet peo Nprges
8pit.
80 Hpi bet noritc 5Eas | Sop,
mems Slubet iprGngte | bort 8rpit.
sra GUS % suite brr ies frem
ct biertelist: &elfpmmeu biem!
u. s.
Decorah-posten., 1902-10-21
Saa menneifer foritaar
Sarcn beS cen ncget alminocligc
Sggbum Gatarrb.

olmiubelige, 90 % aatarrb fife mpo.
tsrer burtig bebelig uogana, er Soft
tllbeielige til at upre liseaploi8e meb
ben, inotiI ct euer anbet ubelbrebe.
li9t Snoe uopifler fig ion Sslae al
oenne Sorismmelie. ...ssa
Den inflammerebe SiIitanb al
Slimbinoeu / Rpien og Salien afai.
Der ell goo Sorbbunb for 2ungebe.
tGnbeIics og EGrin9smifrober, fort
iogt: tatorrbolif 2uneebetGnbelie %
fatarrbolf SGrine er De melt aImi'
beige 6ormer for bisie frpgtebe Spo.
BONNIE, Der ioraoriager mere enb Ell
Sierbeport al ale 9bosfaIo FIR !
2onbet.
WibIer for aotarrb err nPiten Iiqc.
ioo tolriae iom &c 8atarrb,2ioenoe,
men meget faa buer / GirfeIiabeoen
iom Ell 3itr. set encitc @oNa
%retter, er blot mibIertioia 2inorino.
DOG er Ser nnIia opboqet ct meaet
pirfninaSfi&Ibt @ibbel. ser bltrtigt er
bIet bersmt for fin fore Gone til ot
Iinhrc % pariot beIbrebe ale Sormer
Al fotorrbuIife Sn1bomme, enten De
iinbeS I Sooebet. SoIien, 2unaerne
cDcr Roocn.
9enue ME 9otarrb. Gltr bcinar
hooe6iooeIig at en- Sum. Ser iaacs
fra eucalyptus. Greet, oa ocnne @ltat
beiibbcr ooerorNeutIig beI6rebpnSe 90
ontiieptiife Ggenifabcr. Gen Ct ii.
in0nortcs @ru0 / Sorm al en- 2oSenae
cner EobIet. er peIinngcnbe % iaa
~uifoocIiQ. at ieIp Smaobsrn an tnac
Sem meb Srpabcb b9 iii fort 8apn.
eucalyptus die % Cart er rr-
hcrtioen brrQt. men or brerfen ion
bcfpem erer iaa ocii!nooei,be Inn
bcnue @um.
Tcn bcoite GooIttet iinS28 men
SpiI / Stuort8 Gatorrb Sa6tcts, Der
iooc8 t ct boiIfetiomb2it Gpotbef, %
enboer aotarrb.2 tbenoe, ser FAR for.
isa Snbiprcitninaer, SnbnIntioner
% FIpoenoe Ie6ictner. Til bI: cocr.
ruifct ooer Sen burtige 9a0rino eiter
nooIc foo Cages 8rua al Stiturt's
Gotorrh tablets, ser beItacr al 8ur
ira eucalyptus Greet / Screening
meo andre Intiieptics, ser eoeIrg-
ger aotorrh.S pirerue / @IoSet OF
noorioer ben f~atarrboIife Gift fra
SpItemet.
timber en- Smtale al aatarrh %
ncnS 6%cIbreoeIier flyer Or. Roms.
oeu: Otter mango Grpertnenter bar
icg opgioet Sheen ON at beIbrebs
&atarrh pcs Iuoenbelien al SnbaIa-
toner, Babe, SoGoer eler flpoeube
Wcbiciner. Seq bar aIttb opuoaet
set bebite TehiItat peb Shiart's Gar.
tarrb SabIcts; hen robe Gum oa an.
Nre prrotfuIoe Gntiieptics aisr Sen
citcr min Sormerire onerIeocn ale
Sc taIripe aotarrb'I iSIcr. ser ooer.
tcrcS / ioo itor Still. Set Softltm, at
Stuort'2 Gotorrb ipIge8 / Nnothefcr
unncr @cifpttclie at ct SanbeIsmPrfe
burSe fife ofboISe uogeu ianpittia.
beo&fuIb 2pGc fra at anpaufe oem.
so SrrsS ,,+riIinuturc Snrtrir ~ ,,ff,,
Decorah-posten., 1902-10-21
Eperines Rnrinehnhnet.

Suerises Warinebnbget. = Wart-
neitprelien freezer for 1904 8epiIa.
ming til ct MT Ganierifib 6.679,000,
en- M Sorpeboioger 1,733,o00, ire
Ssriteflasies Sorpeoobaaoe 1856.
1000. ire Inbenflosies Sorpebobnabe
100000, ct MT SnelIeSIfib 100000,
gaabegpnbelie al ct Ranierifib l..
$4,000 eaer en- SemtcoeI NJ BETS
aoitenbe, iamt 1850, 200 Ser. til
ISortirttelie af en- aQcrebe rao5eabnot
gnnierfrbbier. Eil 9pitbefeituinctr
forIanaes 10000 Ser, Rnbngninqer
flor 3nitartiIleriet (9araffcr) 39S,.
1000 famt til Srbriraen at Winefor.
fparet oa Snbfparterina beo RobiGi.
ierina 1886 Ser.
Decorah-posten., 1902-10-21

Born til iig. On 4 Meter Dol 0beliif
ifnI prpoc @rapen, o. boorbos bDert
'2ig inor en- iprIfilt @rapIten. NeO
SpanoiHg imsbeiees lloialoet al ben
nnlaste Strdffeiag, Der fsres | Vito.
ra, Sn lllnffesitebet Iisger paa fol.
itenif 8runo.
Decorah-posten., 1902-10-21
0prfe sfii aapan. @iennem g

Vurife Sfi Snpan. 8iennem &c
neralfoniulen | aobe bleD Der | lin Sio
tiIitinet BET i~apaneii'fe Rrigsminiite.
rim en- RreueinmIing al norif Sfiuo.
itpr fra 8. s. Sngen & 60, ariitia-
mia. elsie Sfi bIep oereftsr operienbt
til Irsoelie Of en- Militnrfommisiion,
Der n~ebiattes for | Binterens Sob al
bebsmme Sfiernes gffeftioitet / Mill.
tort 2iemeo. Ell fienbes | Sapan
life. % forriee @irter omfom henboo
200 Solonter unoer en- Sneitorm pnn
Zen aaffnibo, SanbipnIigois oil
Gonillatitipenbiat aroio Sacob'en !
aobe 6Iioe itiaet i'll commissioners
Sispoiition for at biitaa BEN meo Ben
neopenbige @~eiIeoning.
Decorah-posten., 1902-10-21

er tnpeu TeIifo / Experimental. oa Sufiuoer al u en.
ueiFtr rr bet hslbrtbtt for 9liHobeb. ~ioiQttHos SpN.
Gtgr, forueoe G~icnloa9 90 anore Gtcufn9onmne Neo
beuae ~itprartees SpoogeIie. Nieut trsmra0sHbe Cter,
lager bar srtl3ret SilfnIoerHe for ubelbrcheilpe. Set.
te oieunberlies Mtboei pier ogioa 9ruQsn AZ 9riasr
unshpeubiot ba bet life alsue fieruer ben ipRtfeHbe
% uroturiies StIitauo al G;st men gIpsr bet Dgtaa
Hart Spn.
2prnese iaare Cine bcIbrrort.
Nashville, Tenn, 3Ots Aua 1901.
Ersde Herrer - IA jeg hRr hrugt peres AETNA" re
MAaneder, err ieg ivrig eftsy at Portable Dem Rssultatet af dem
ne BehAndlfng Mine 0tue hAr bcdret sig meget, siden ing
begyudte at BRUCE AETNA. 6ienlsaRene, der var en- slem
Pertaining, ct like isnFer1 koFnede e.er Emsrtsfuidet den
rode Retandeiss binene or helt fOrsrundct, &C den utaalelire
Smerte, som plageds mig nssten stadigt, har nasteu helt forladt
mig. Med Agtsiss
Belmont College, MISS l. FLEuRY
GLEN CicubctGuScIfe betbrceet.
Chicago, III Ste Nov. 1899.
lFrede Herrer, - IfiorvIpter plARedes ieg med PctendeIse 1
Ginena nastcn hels Ninteren og plsede undcTtiden al gaA I'll
LRgen liver Dag fere Tiger Rd 6angen, men sidcn jeg hegyndts
al BRUCE AETNA" har ieg like havt 81 enesto Anfald AZ Be
tsudsise leg er Dem neEet taknemlig og 5nskrr, at jeg hayde
hort ON "ActinA" lSnge TOR. Der0y oprigtgs
lS2 oak Street AUGUST TRY.
Sunnrsber Of uubrr 9aeut fan ieuoes paa StHcer.
BELLE. "atiHa" or ubeiutfeuoe en-. Sieninehebaubltnl
on fan GnnsUbsS AT 9otleutsH ielo. o9 ben ieHbeS paa
4rspe. Porto icruobetaIt. 2ptS &c pil ieHbe 5eres
Snua "a aorrsie I'll The New York and London
Electric Assn, Dept: 39l, q2a Walnut ST., Kansas
City, Mo-, ntI Te %pnphtast abiolut trtt en- pGroiiulh
gol Rrut 0tiiouS athauoltHa pI Gtet % Spgoputa
ire I alminheiighea.
Decorah-posten., 1902-10-21

opium bet, boOrpeo ale fmertea
fuloe % bartariIte mIethoher
urhgaue3. 9enne oibuuher'
lt9r &elauoltHa taQss | 5orrI
al ct 2pmulebatteri % sr
iIellht uHoer 0apnet" gctlna."
Get sr en- uosluffeHoe Diem,
matchmaking, Der fan at.
hrnhra nf Mnftenfnn I'm Eer
Decorah-posten., 1902-10-21

let ct iorimt at bslbreee en- Sortlplslie.
eiterat SGrtns bar flaast iine osobrinseuee
9lser / Suuserue. Srus IT. @ooos Rcr-
map GrIe Sprup, riebeRs bet er lib.
Decorah-posten., 1902-10-21
Saare 0ine belbreDes.
"%aietina' -, ct otnuno crftat Yafooti,
Der bsIbreoer cienipsoomnte eaten De CT fro.
niife eaer afute uoeu cpsratiHn
caer "7rusgins''.

Der er iueeu gtsboeHotQbcb fer at fiGrs sIsr onnenhs
RruoS for HpgenionbslIt FORM al CtenTA1oomme. for
Decorah-posten., 1902-10-21
Sioer al Tsie

5ie1pu al en- Gonmefrue fan tanbe RaThniet meoens Gpohn fpIoes. Den
bar bi arm, Tom Eesniu9en pUer, bOite 9ner go 8labs for Ises Saanbe'
ring, uben at abe ben ct fumet ubNenoe. Den bar bernRf en- outomattf Spoe
@inber (bobbin winderl Der r in Tfhr % paaiOei9 i'm 8mten, at en-
baarig punbet Spole bill bore EFT umuhgbeo.
"Susuenmn" Ter gpt III, % CT elegant inapel meo Senpu til Graarbetoet
im til DRnnubele. Malnens 6oofufe ct net let baanoterG9t % 8erbOele
af enbp + tenbt Sorbebrng paa bette Smraaoe. Set anoerbte 9e er al beofe
geiaFenbeo % imutt furarbine- 9aterngeu % nbimpfntnseu er f6fe Ranss.
gpingbiulet pg ale be blanfe Dele al Rafmu er inut pOleret os Sid eiplehe'
ret, bporoso be iaar ct net % imaefulbt ubNnbe. 9esuben bru9es Ball Bear
ing til SpnsGue og paa be9se SDer al Sobnpfht pg &eiultatt er, at nar
man tor 8ehet al Gfaihnen % iGher Spi9buet t9ang til bette lsbe runot mere
END tppe @aree meoens bet paa andre gta1ner bar tu9t NOT mo at 8a ire
Gonee gprbet ct lamt uf uebsrret Trr iamneniat at Ipo forfbeuge 9g,
bompeb nan br opnaoeE fsrre Gmue pg frgnbret a Erect fan 0a Fs.
IRafiuens Soofpfte r ipipmt mo plated castors. SGroebe Staaltappe
bOber 9rtOtnst % the treadle plate; bullet 9jr! at Geeihuen arbetOsr me-
oct letters enb eQers r Gifalbrt Den bar oQerenene o9 behte Attachments
for almtnbeis Os (fancy) SIM. On ubiSrig Snfruttcnsbo9, rt bet nOrFs
tnr. enselae SprO9 meopser 5pr NRaftue.
9ea Nterfe til neben7aaenbc tenOeis neNiate Trier:
No 4-5 5tuHer sL3
wp. A. Drop Head. . stuHet 1000
Rn is - Drop Head Z StuHer NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.. 2lNo
90 rs - Drop HeaT. I Stufer Swell Front....... e15o
Cpenfpr neone @aFnsr fan ebOoes @getrn, gatnsbtra, SsHnass
.qr Rabp9ni til pbbioe grer s WnboGnt r &rien paa boer GRafns
g. so bgure. gFnn fan life tene fig Ell patree grpQuPS' eaer Su' Trent
,nb SO "a eMr IS. Drop Head 0FabOsSi % Swell Front gms s22oo
% $4,000.
Rebenfaanoe er giQeoc Of gp "a Drop Head, Swell Front, Der fufsr
$50 so. go Swell Front menss, at Stufrne % Graparht sr frlst af
runot % tor fla ualmnOela eOt ub.
Decorah-posten., 1902-10-21

Reoenfaasnoe er giueOc Of gu. "a Drop Head, Swell Front, Der tpfks
$40 so. Reo Swell Front menes, at stufrne % Grauarat sr frlist af
runoet % tor fs ualminbela soot uo.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1902-08-23

rest from the constant waving and
curling which would otherwise be
necessary.
The illustrations shown here are of
three of the latest coiffures, and NAV
be either transformations" or the
natural hair dressed in these ways. A
popular style for evening Is that IN
which the lightly waved hair is parted
at one side in front, and drawn lightly
and loosely across the forehead. and
then at the back forms a deftly-twist-
ed coll low In the neck, and, escaping
from the bondage OF sundry tortoise
she'll looP-pins, one sole curl falls over
the left shoulder? It only remains To
add that wreath of blossoms (whose
pink and white petals glitter here and
there with diamond dew-drops) to pre-
sent to the admiring notice of all eyes,
and the critical scrutiny of any opera
glasses, quite perfect and charming
coiffure.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1902-08-23

with a large-headed pin that cleaned
temptingly in young Mr.. Elephants
eyes. He stretched out his trunk and
began fumbling with the pin.
The woman felt something and put
her hand around to see that her belt
was in place. Before her hand got
there the trunk was gone. She salts
ned herself that her moorings were
secure and then brought her hand
back to the front again Presto. nm
went the trunk for a second attempt.
The woman was so occupied in the
discussion that she was probably only
half conscious of being touched, for
she did not turn around even then.
She merely put her hand back on an
other reaSsuring expedition, which
again missed the exploring trunk.
"Once again the elephant found the
field clear. This time he was surer
OF his ground. He deftly took the
head OF the pin, drew it out and then
swiftly jabbed it-there is no other
word for ft-into the woman's back.
Scream? OF course she did. She
jumped about three feet, too. and "a
she came down she whirled around To
see what had struck her. When she
saw that elephant she jumped an
other three feet. II somebody hadn't
caught her think she'd be Jumping
yet. l have seen the Midway very
lively at times, but. don't think I
ever observed greater excitement
than prevailed for the next few min
utes. l must confess that we added
to the occasion by going into fits OF
heartless mirth. The elephant2 Oh,
he was model of a joker He never
cracked a smile"
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1902-08-23

wealth enjoy the brilliant fetes they
are constantly arranging to a greater
extent than they do either the shut-in
pleasures of the winter, or the hot
weather gayeties at Newport and else
where in the summer.
The illustration is of a beautiful
gown that has been made for a fair
matron who will spend the fall season
at Lenox, and il will certainly attract
| greet amount of attention even
among the many elaborate wardrobes
| that are sure to be there. 1t is fash
Toned of white satin mousseline yelled
with chiffon of a delicate tea-rose yell
low, which lends a curiously lovely
| softness to the pure white Irish
| crochet lace. which is the dominant,
and fashionable, fabric of the dress.
| And on this lovely lace comes decora-
tive device applique in fine white cloth
| outlined with silken stitchery, and
here and there combined with en-
circling wreaths of white roses, whose
outer petals of cIeverly folded satin
| ribbon fnclose an inner softness Of
chiffon, the bordering wreaths of bios
SONS at the trailing skirt-hem droop-
ing over an EN- forme hounce of shirred
and gathered yellow chiffon, So much
| for the skirt, and then the novel bod
| ice Is made with bolero fronts cut
short above a deep-draped waistband
of shimmering golden tissue patterned
with family pink and mauve flowers,
while at the back the lace with its APP
plique of cloth is continued in the form
OF two long coat tails, whose trans
parency reveals lining of yellow
chiffon. For the rest, there is a little
yoke of the golden tissue outlined with
trail of the ribbon roses and then
giving place to a vest formed of
crossed folds of the softly gathered
! chiffon.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1902-08-23
F1oat. over stars and s,r,n,.

The only flag ever allowed TO float
above the stars and stripes on the YES.
sells of our navy is the church flag, a
broad white streamer with q blue
cross. It's presence marks one of the
most impressive sights on shipboard-
the sacred service held every Sunday
morning, attended by all officers and
men. Nearly ali the denominations in
their national assemblies have lately
protested against the growing secular
ization of the Lords day. In at least
one branch of the government service
the navy, Sunday has gained rather
than lost with the years in tokens OF
respect>-Chicago Chronicle.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1902-08-23
A Persian Dinner.

A traveller in Persia thus describes
a dinner served in the household of a
wealthy Persian: "The chief dish con-
sists of fowl boiled to rags, surround.
ed by toothsome mass of rice, hard
boiled eggs, fried onions, almonds and
raisins. There is Shiraz wine, clear
golden-red liquid that has Travelled
over the mountain passes on muleback
in huge glass earboy. Among the
dessert mamma has conspicuous place.
This delicacy is somewhat akin to
nougat; it is studded with walnuts
and almonds and is jaw-sticking to the
last degree. Like the mango, it is best
eaten in private, for it renders the mas.
-ticator speeches.. 1t is made of gum
that exudes from tree and is said To
be engendered by a worm. Chicago
Daily News.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1902-08-23
SATURDAY. AUG. 80. 1902
AN ELEPHANT JOKER
Made Things Lively for a Minute
IN the Buffalo Midway.
Coolly Removed n Bady's belt Pin
and Then JRbbed the Thing Into
Her Back-Victtm Cried,
Crowd Laughed

She was just back from the Pan
American. She wasn't paying excess
on any weight of serious information
brought home with her, but she
knew the Midway like book or
rather a comic paper. Every page of
her experience was a laugh at the
bottom and she turned the leaves for
every friend she met. Her particu-
lar favorite was as follows, says the
New York Sun:
Zone evening we were lettering
past the animal show, when I no.
ticed queer sort of chair In front
of the place. It was q heavy, square
wooden chair, with arms and a high
back. It would not have been re-
marlxable except for its width, which
seemed excessive, and the fact that 1t
was so very low. The seat was less
than a foot from the ground.
I'VE stood there specializing as 20
its use when another group of loi-
terers stopped near us. They were
paying no attention 70 the chair, but
were discussing just what particular
fake they would experiment with
next. Unconsciously they had stopped
near the peculiar armchair which
had attracted my attention. They
stood with their backs TO 1t, one
woman being only few feet away.
Just as we were about 10 give up
our attempt to solve the chair prob
lem we saw baby elephant come out
of the menagerie building, swing
along with the peculiar gait of it's
kind and SIT do,x-,, IN Abn ,,Ar,- eooA
we were staring at. The barker came
out too and began TO get ready to
shout for a crowd.
Just then the elephant, which was
Tapping its cans and swinging its
trunk from side to side, seemed to de-
eide on Investigating the group
standing in front of him The woman
had her belt pinned down In the back
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over the left side of the brim almost
on TO the shoulder, and this is one Of
the lew instances in which the dang
mig bow is really charming. The
farlslenne seems to love the border
ing band Of black velvet, she likes it ON
the turban and on the picturesque
Louis Seize hat; especially if the hat
be big picture one of black tulle or
lace or chiffon or fine straw does she
love the becoming border of black vel
vet. Another thing in which she de-
nights is the draping with a lace veil
the wide picturesque Louis Seize hat.
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The white-robed nurses quietly
busted themselves at the patients
bedside He was plainly breathing
his last.
Have you anything TO say?" ten
DERBY asked the attending physician
"Nothing-nothingl" gasped the
dying man. ut is only this regret
this remorse-this terrible blow TO nv
self-respecti"
He breathed now in a labored man
ner, and they bent lower to hear his
story, divulged.
"ohl" walled the unfortunate; ito
think-to think-that have smashed
all the anti-speH laws in Christen-
dom against automobiles, and then
and then-to be run over by an ice
vRgoni"
1t was too much, and he gave up
the ghost in mortal agony.-BaIti.
more News.
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Not long ago the wife of western
Kansas politician asked him TO Law
aside politics long enough one day to
dig the potatoes In the garden He
agreed to do It. After digging for a
few minutes he went into the house
and said he had found a coin. He
washed 1t of and 1t proved to ba a
silver quarter. He put it In his leans
ana went back TO work Presently he
went to the house again and said he
had found another coin. He washed
the dirt on Of 1T. II was a silver half
dollar. He put IL in his Jeans. "I
have worked pretty bard" said he To
his wife; ''I guess I'll take a short
nap" When he awoks he found that
his wife had dug all the rest of the
potatoes. But she found no coins. Il
then dawned upon her that she had
been worked"
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As Amended

did understand you to say" re-
marked the Boston damseI, as she
polished her spectacles on her hand
kerchief, that ice-water ran in my
veins?''
Your ears don't fool YOU" replied
the rash youth, who had loved and
lost, but 1 am prepared to offer
an amendment to that hastily made
remark"
"Very WELL" she answered, indif-
ferently.
"The ice-water part of it stands, !"
said the reckless young man, shut ]
was mistaken about it's running
Chicago Daily News.
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An unIrclrr Rertorntton.

"You know that real pearl necklace
St mine, the one that call the s1O.-
900 one2'
Eyes"
We'll, rye had awful bad luck with
1t lost 1t in an elevator the other
day and the elevator boy found it
and told some reporters, and of
course had to give the boy re-
ward that wouldn't seem too small
and mean. and so made 1t 5000"
''Well?"
And $500 IS more than the neck
lace Is actually WORTH" - Cleveland
Plain Dealer.
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Highland Pride

Why is it that ScOtchman 70 SO
often ashamed ofbeing called a Scotch.
mon? He must be Scot, or a Scots
man, or North Briton, or a Gale
donian, or "brither Scot" or any,
thing, forsooth, except what he really
is--a Sootehmani An Englishman does
not mind being described as an Eng
hshman- A Welshman has no objec-
ton TO the style; and, with all his
manifold and manifest shortcomings,
an Irishman is rather proud Of being
so called.-Vanity Fair,