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The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1902-08-05

Dr.. t nl1anuer laoor, Oh lnaepeno-
ence, was brief visitor at the home OF
Mr.. Charles Tabor this week. After a
brief Nebraska visit DR.. Tabor will re
turn to penison for a more extended
stay.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1902-08-05

J.Al. Nl4uef, vne clsA engineer
who has been stationed here for some
time, has gone to accept position in
Ohio. On Sunday he gave dinner in
Omaha to number of his enoineerino
friends.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1902-08-05

The Women's Foreign Missionary
Society OF the M. E. church will meet
with Mrs. FL. G. Laub tomorrow WED
nesday) afternoon at O'Clock. All
members are urged to be present.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1902-08-05

Mrs. McCool has left for her home
in Hammond Ind. after q six weeks
visit with her sister Mrs. N. J..
Wheeler.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1902-08-05

DR.. F. j. Houlihan, formerly of Sol
der township spent few days of last
week visiting his sister Mrs. D. P.
CT. -. - 49, 80 lecu.u,d TO
Chicago.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1902-08-05
Deep Sea Fishing at Catalina.

The following item is taken from the
Los Angeles Times:
Miss Hilda Broderson while in row
boat with her father, B. Broderson. of
Denison, Iowa, caught her first yellow
tail
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1902-08-05

Mr.. Lutte Seemann and family are
taking their turn at the cool lake
breezes of Okoboji this week. We
wish them pleasant time.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1902-08-05

Mr.. and Mrs. Frank Pfarr are ex-
pected home this week from their
visit in Chicago, Milwaukee and Tip
ton, Iowa.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1902-08-05

The dirt taken from the site of the
new ST. re buildings on Main street is
to be used to fill the lots owned by
Hon. j. P. Conner opposite Mr.. D. L.
Rovnton'a residence
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1902-08-05

The Misses Owens and brother took
advantage of the excursion to Omaha
Sunday and visited with their sister,
Mrs. Joseph Hughes.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1902-08-05

A merry party left for Wall Lake
this morning. They were Mr.. w. W.
Cook and family, Miss Mooney of Ere
mont, Neb., and the Misses Rungste Of
Omaha. They expect to remain a
week
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1902-08-05

Mr.. George Harvey and family are
guests at the Sears McHenry home
this week. They are just returning
from visit to Okoboji.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1902-08-05

The Misses Romans returned on
Friday from delightful visit in Cres-
ton Iowa.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1902-08-05

Mr.. 1. Haworths have moved into
our city and are now located in Mr..
Scagg's house. Miss Haworth is at
tending college.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1902-08-05

County Surveyor McHenry and De-
putty Auditor Stueber paid Manila a
visit last week
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1902-08-05

The children of Auditor M. j. Collins
who haze been visiting in Manila for
the past two weeks returned TO Deni
son on Monday.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1902-08-05

The Denison Bowling alley has been
closed for brief summer rest The
Lane & Leahy alley is still open how.
ever,
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1902-08-05

Mr.. Joseph Obenchain expects to
leave shortly for a vacation visit to
eastern Iowa points,
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1902-08-05

Mr.. and Mrs. j. Shropshire expect to
start for the west this week to visit
Mr.. Shopshire's brother, who is on q
fruit farm, The expect to be gone sew
eral weeks.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1902-08-05

Mr. Joseph Massey one of the sub
stantial farmers of Nishnabotnv town
ship visited in Denison yesterday.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1902-08-05

We notice by the Des Moines papers
that Mrs. Baxter, wife of the banker
who has interests at Ida Grove and
Schleswig has become violently insane
and that there is but little hope of her
recovery.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1902-08-05

Miss Grace Meyers writes that she
avra"+e 70 'ooco Trlifc"-'- 20 ~
home journey on August 18th She
may return via Seattle and visit Mrs.
Kuehnle and Mrs. Perkins en- route.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1902-08-05

VIM. Flaherty will be a candidate
for supervisor. The powers that be
have'declared against him, but William
says he is from Missouri and they
must "show" him.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1902-08-05

Born, on Saturday, Aug. to Mr.
and Mrs. John Judy of Stockholm
township, daughter.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1902-08-05

Mrs. O. A. Patterson leaves to-mor-
row for a two months visit at her old
home in Mt. Vernon, Ohio. The pros
,,.y,,,, =,
rather a dreary one says Mr.. Patter-
son.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1902-08-05

Mayor Carey says there is no police
court news. 'Just a few plain drunks''
quoth the Mayor.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1902-08-05

Born, Aug. 5 to Mr.. and Mrs. Chas
Kirchoff girl. Mother and child do
ing we'll.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1902-08-05

Five birth notices in this issue of
the Review. There is at least one
crop in Crawford Co. not effected by
the heavy rains
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1902-08-05

A few of the contestants have at
their own request been dropped from
the list and hereafter any votes cast for
them will be refunded.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1902-08-05

Mr.. W. J. Waggoner is again Den
ison visitor alter several months spent
in Des Moines and in Missouri.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1902-08-05

Born, on SUNDAY Aug. to Mr.. anc
Mrs. Frank Bair, Denison township, ,
daughter.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1902-08-05

Mr.. and Mrs. J. P. Chesney, of
Dewitt. Nebr., arrived in Denison
last evening Mrs Chesney is daugh-
ter of Mr.. and Mrs. Hugh Menseh, Sr.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1902-08-05

Quite number of Denisonites went
to Vail Sunday to witness the ball
game between Dunlap and Vail.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1902-08-05

Mr.. and Mrs. N L Hunt made their
old Deloit friends visit on Sunday.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1902-08-05

Miss Nellie Staninger of Upton, la.
is visiting at the home of her sister
Mrs. Andrew Bowling.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1902-08-05

Miss peari Tow returned homo fro,r,
Lake View Saturday. She reports
having had most enjoyable time.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1902-08-05

Mrs. Frank Faul and children and
Martha Otto left on Saturday for a
weeks recreation at Wall Lake.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1902-08-05

DR.. r. n. Hecht returned from an
EXTENDED Omana visit to-day.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1902-08-05

Mrs. George Davis, of Dow City is
the guest of Mrs. Henry Bell this
week,
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1902-08-05

Homer Partridge of the j. P. Miller
force leaves for Lake okoboji Thurs
day.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1902-08-05

left today for land prospecting tour
in South Dakota.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1902-08-05

Mr.. Welch of Missouri Valley,
formerly Of the Denison firm OF Mullen
and WEIGH is visiting friends in the
citv
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1902-08-05

Messrs G Fl Sieho'H and r "
1nskip of Danbury visited Denison on
Q business mission yesterday.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1902-08-05

Born, on Sunday, August Sd, to Mr..
and Mrs. Jasper Woodland. a son.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1902-08-05

Mr. Geo. McHenry has gone to Lake
Okoboji for an outing.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1902-08-05

Mrs. N. W. Nash and daughter Hazel
are spending the week at Lake View.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1902-08-05

Miss Maude Hunter, accompanied by
Hattie McAhren, spent last Sunday
with Dunlap friends and relatives.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1902-08-05

MEN WANTED 90 good agents.
None but hustlers need apply. In
nnire of J. P. IouNscN.
54-tf. Denison.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1902-08-05

last been settled and the case with.
drawn from the calendar.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1902-08-05

GASOLINE-And Kerosene stoves,
Steel Ranges and Cooks, cheap, at
Wygant's.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1902-08-05

We learn that the long drawn out
suit OF Mcfarland VS.. Sleeper with
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1902-08-05

Very Low Rates to Dubuque, Iowa
The North.W Western Line will sell
Excursion tickets August to I, inclus-
i've, with favorable return limits. on
account OF Catholic T. A. Convention.
Apply to agents Chicago & North
Western R'y.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1902-08-05

WIRE YOUR HoUSE-For electric
light. We wire any house no matter
No" .ons ~ uas Deen Quit, cuncea =
ing all the wires and leaving the
house in the condition we find it,
wiring at cost of Dor and material.
Fixtures at factory prices.
DENISON ELECTRIC LIGHT 81
POWER COMPANY.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1902-08-05

I'd to Mr.. E. w. Pitcher of Ida Grove and
Miss Fay Winans of Milford township
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1902-08-05

WANTED-Common sewing to do Mrs
NJ. Matthews residence on Walnut
Street north of Washington Park.
S7-2w%
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1902-08-05

and was able to be out for the first
time on Sunday This is good news
for Mrs. Michaelson's many Denison
friends,
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1902-08-05

FOR RENT. Front basement room.
McKim Hall, Inquire of Mrs. Nc
Clellan at Reading room.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1902-08-05
Marriage Licenses.

The following marriage licenses have
recently been issued by the county:
On July so to Charles Adams Fawcett
of Des Laos. North Dakota, and CHS
tina Slmpkins OF Rock Springs. Wyom-
ing. This wedding took place at Astor
at the home of Mr.. and Mrs. E. Theo-
bald, Rev. j. e. Mahteny officiating.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1902-08-05
REVIEW RI u! WANT! An! COLUMN

FOR SALE-New nine room house
full two stories, furnace, cistern, CITY
water and electric lights. Two blocks
from post office, mig ht trade for small
farm. Inquire at this office.
20 ot X
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1902-08-05

Wanted-A girl for house work August
LIST. Mrs. Theo Walker.
81 2t*
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1902-08-05

FOR SALE llsso o os, miles south
of Vail, Iowa, SE4-1-S3-3S. Running
water bluegrass pasture, smooth
land; handy to school. Ten years
time, per cent inst. Write George
A. Rogers, 900 South Yak Ave,
Tacoma, Wash. 54-ts
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1902-08-05

Mrs. John Tamm, Mrs. T. G. Nc
earthly and jamie Hunter enjoyed
day at Wall Lake yesterday.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1902-08-05

DREss-MAKING-First class. end
door north of McKim Hall. appren-
tice girls wanted. Misses Warbasse
and Bayne 4S.tf
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1902-08-05

TEL. 1l314.-For your stove wood, l
have good line on hand. $3.50 per
load, delivered. A. Nj. Cos.
56-Im
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1902-08-05
Mr.. Horace Gregory was among tn

Council Bluffs visitors. Tie reports
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1902-08-05

TWO APPRENTICES wANTED-At
Mrs. Gourlay's dressmaking parlors.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1902-08-05

rsasr,,,.,,. ~, 80 mso. NC.
The Forrest City times., 1902-12-26

Il believe the boy is starving" and
he stopped the hack in front of a res
taurant and ordered glass of milk,
a glass of sherry and some brandy
and water, the only things he could
think of just then.
The hackman said, dryly:
That amt no fifteen stuff fur folks
whut's starvin'! The milk'll do, but
bread and meats whut he needs"
well, bring Them and a generous
supply was brought forth.
A slow smile dawned on the face
Of the gentleman as the child ate.
"Ah what a remarkable appeiitel
| feel surfeited myself just watching
YOU"
Harry's appetite appeased, they
proceeded.
Mr.. Mayo scanned the addresses on
the letters which he had taken.
MARY Derwent-sounds familiar
somehow"
They arrived at the mean tenement
and Harry asked Mr.. Mayo upstairs
For mother will want to thanh
you," he said.
The Forrest City times., 1902-12-26

There are plenty of people who have be-
come depressed and discouraged, because
that dry, hacking cough hangs to them con-
tinually. They nave taken much medicine,
mostly OF the advertised quack soIt, moth
ing like DIR. August koenigs Hamburg
Breast Tea, the discovery OF noted Ger
man physician We do not say that this
will cure a case where the lungs are badly
diseased, for it. will not, and up to TINS
date, there is nothing that will cure under
these conditions but on the other hand,
if the lungs are not hard hit, the patient
should take DIR. August koenigs Ham
burg Breast Tea, a cup full every night on
going to bed, have it not, drink slowly, then
every other night, rub the throat and top
portion of the lungs with st. Jacobs oil,
cover with oil silk, let it remain an hour,
then remove. Eat good, plain, nourishlng
food, live in the OPP air as much as pos.
sible. BY all means sleep as near out OF
doors as possible, that IS, windows wide
open, except in the very severe weather.
Take cold sponge bath every morning; then
Immediately rub the body vigorously with a
coarse towel Take DR.. August koenig's Ham
burg Drops every other day according to
directions One can buy the three remedies
for 81 % Of any reliable druggist. Begin the
treatment at once, and see how much better
you will be almost within weeks time.
The Forrest City times., 1902-12-26
Christmas Holiday Excursion Rates Wis
Southern RAILWAY.

Southern Railway will sell tickets between
all points on its lines and connections East
of the Mississippi and South Of the Ohio and
Potomac Rivers Except between points In
Floridal 10 the General public December
23rd, 24th, 18th, Both ana 3lst, 1902, and Jan.
uary st, 1903, with final limit January 3rd,
1903 at rate of one and one third fare for the
round trip. For further information, call
on any ticket agent of the Southern Railway.
The Forrest City times., 1902-12-26
Meanwhile Hugh Derwent Had Dragged His
Weary Way Homeward.

sure of the times, had failed. Unfor
tunately, he fell seriously i'll of
fever, which completely Frustrated
him. BY degrees their small savings
were expended, then the best of the
furniture was sold, for they were too
proud to ask help, and SO they went
from bad to worse, until they only
had the poor bed, the stove, the table
and two chairs, which now furnished
in scant measure the little room in
the tenement they called home.
Hugh had been out since early
morning hunting for work, and his
wife was growing momentarily more
anxious about his prolonged absence
What could keep him? 1t began to
grow dark. Pressing her pale face
against the panes, she peered out in
to the street.
Mamma, I'm so hungry" pleaded a
weak little voice from the bed. Cant
l have something's"
"Oh, Harry, what shall we do? Sis
ter wants something to eat?" cried
Mrs. Derwent, putting her arms
around her little boys neck.
Mamma, don't cry. I'll go out
again; perhaps I'll get something
this time, and pr'aps I'll meet papa.
l won't come back without some
thing this time" cried Harry. Now.
see, mamma, if | do. Please don't
cry!"
''Oh, where will you go, my poor
little darling, where will you go?
Your clothes are too thin TO go out
in this wind. / cannot, cannot let
you go!"
But Harry was off; he had no time
to lose. He had no time to lose in
deed, if he meant to reach the great
publishing house in Broad street. 1t
was fully five o'clock, and he must
be there before six, and it was such a
long, weary walk for little fellow
Meanwhile Hugh Derwent had
dragged his weary way homeward.
He had met the usual rebutfs, some
for there were men who were
touched by his pallid face and the
hopeless expression of his coun-
tenance. Mary listened for his foot
steps, for it was now too dark to see
the passers-by on the street, caught
a faint, uncertain sound as of some
enc tottering on the stairs. Opening
the door she discerned the figure of
her husband coming YEARLY up, step
by step, but oh, so slowly. Soon she
had him clasped in her arms. No
need for him to repeat the sad story
of failure again; she knew il when
he touched her cheek with his cold
lips.
where is Harry?" were the frs;
words he spoke after regaining his
breath, for he was quite exhausted
by the exertion of mounting the
steep staircase
Hes gone out, dearest; | couldn't
stop him. Mary cried for something
to eat, and the little fellow rushed
out, determined TO do something
Don't be frightened, Hugh, GOD will
take care of him, and of US, too We
must not hide our trouble from you,
aunt any longer; it isn't justice to
our children"
Where, meantime, was little Harry
The Forrest City times., 1902-12-26

Tess-"Mr Brusk is nice looking, | ad-
nit, but he's not much of a talker never
seems able to say the right thing in the
right place" Jess-"Oh, | don't know.
though you may not think it was ia r. the
right place" Tess-"Where was that? 2"
Jess displaying her ringJ-"In our par
Tor. Philadelphia Press.
The Forrest City times., 1902-12-26
The Worm Turned at Last.

Ter husband remarked the philosophical
ly-inchned person, musingy.
Yes, | suppose she mas, replied the
meek-appearing man with wilted looking
washers Il suppose she mas; but when she
expects him to live up-steadily and with
out swerving-to the motto on her first
husbands tombstone, somehow think she
Is expecting more than she really ought to
expect from common, every day, earthly
man. STRAY Stories.
The Forrest City times., 1902-12-26

Tess-You and Mss Sere don't seem 70
be good friends. WHAT'S the matter?
Why, she remarked that sue was
"a years old, and
And you doubted it,
Not at all. | merely said: '0i course
but when philadelphia Press.
The Forrest City times., 1902-12-26

nnn;s of its pristine beauty as the
light of stray sunbeam shone
through its ruby depths. A long
stemmed, withered rose which ii held
was doubtless a reminder of some
happier hour. The occupants of the
room were mother and her three
children, a puny babe, little girl,
perhaps three years of age, and
boy about seven years her senior.
There was nothing about the room
TO suggest that the family had ever
been comfortably placed as regards
this worlds goods, save the broken
Venetian vase, but the face of the
mother as she bent over her wailing
babe, trying to soothe and still its
cries, bore the traces of what had
once been the most refined type of
beauty.
Only short year ago, Mary Der
went and her little family had been
living in comparative comfort, but
suddenly her husband lost his posi-
tion as head clerk in a large estab-
hshment. which, owing to the pres
The Forrest City times., 1902-12-26
A Suspect.

She-You didn't stay long in London.
He-No, couldn't stand ii. Over there
everybody knew me for an American rgHt
away. Here, in New York, no one ever
suspects r.-Smart Set.
The Forrest City times., 1902-12-26

90 she's so sweet, so angelic and fair
sighed Lovett Fursyte. But | know |
shall never succeed in winning her love"
"Nonsense!" exclaimed May Sharpe. Lots
OF other men have succeeded. Why
shouldn't you?"-Philadelph Press.
The Forrest City times., 1902-12-26

Naggsby-"Its funny how women will
change their minds. When | first met the
girl who eventually became Mrs n, sne
was one of those who declared she
wouldn't marry the best man in the world.
Within a year she married me-" Wages
by-"But what makes you think she mas
changed her mind !"-Baltimore Amer
lean.
The Forrest City times., 1902-12-26

Piso's Cure cannot be too highly SPOKEN OF
as a cough cure-J, w. O'Brien, 800 Third
The Forrest City times., 1902-12-26

Wig-"Would you rather be born lucky
or richZ' Wag-"fd rather be born ricn.
Then YOU don't nave to be lucky. '-Phila-
delphia Record.
The Forrest City times., 1902-12-26

il you really think you are a guardian
OF the future, don't be unnet essariy OF.
fensive in the exercise Of your high calling.
indianapolis News.
The Forrest City times., 1902-12-26

Wanted Working Out-Bucknell-
Mike, can | know what | don't know"
Jamieson-"No." Bucknell-"Wel, there
is something | don't know and | know It,
Then don't know what l don't know"
Journal
The Forrest City times., 1902-12-26

Waitress (at quick-lunch stand do YOU
want to eat this sandwich here or take it
with you% Gentleman" Both. Harvard
Lampoon.
The Forrest City times., 1902-12-26

Usually the Way-"What is the mean
ing of "a straight tipT' "A straight tip,
my son, is a sign that You lose. i chicago
Post
The Forrest City times., 1902-12-26

He (musingly) Sometimes | think l
am a fool" She tsweetly l-"And at
other times you think you're exactly
right. columbia Jester.
The Forrest City times., 1902-12-26

Wigwag-"It makes me hustle to pay
my rent" IIarduppe-"The question Of
rent keeps me moving, too. Philadelphia
Record.
The Forrest City times., 1902-12-26

No one finds it SO hard to forgive ms.
takes as the person who most frequently
makes them.-Indianapol News
The Forrest City times., 1902-12-26

1t is not wise to believe all you hear; but
it is well to use discretion in your deelara-
tiops of incredulity
The Forrest City times., 1902-12-26

Would you believe that that gay
Young fellow driving the COWS from
the pasture with Harry, helping little
Mary make mud pies, swinging the
baby in the hammock, peeling pota-
toes with a checked apron on, was
the dandy who stood at the street
crossing with his cane in his mouth,
almost refuting the statement that
God made man in His own image?"
Well, he is the identical young
swell. who has been out at Pinelands
several weeks, and says he intends
staying there several more.
in fact, Mr.. Derwent," he said, Il
am in love with Pinelands, and | in
tend you shall adopt me as brother.
Let me put my money in improve
ments on the plantation, and instead
of making ducks and brakes of my
capital, I'll buy ducks and brakes and
quit making a goose of myself"
Soon he gave the world assurance
of a man.'-Ladies' World, New York
The Forrest City times., 1902-12-26

How Ny Throat Hurts,-Why don't you
use Hale's Honey of Horehound and Tar:
Pixies Toothaehe Drops Cure IN one minute
The Forrest City times., 1902-12-26

The man who is always boasting tina.
he is not afraid of anything shows more
courage than acumet in regard to other
peoples opinions.-Inaianapol News
The Forrest City times., 1902-12-26

Tourist-"W does the next tram
start for Cork, porter" Irish Porter
"Saes Just gone. sorri"-Puncn.
The Forrest City times., 1902-12-26

The big sword does not make the brave
soldier.-Ram's Horn.
The Forrest City times., 1902-12-26
Treatment Snifed Him.

Henpekt-That new doctor you intro
duced me to, Bowler, is a great symptom
otologist-great student of human nature.
Bowler-Sui,s you, does hey
Thoroughly. Had hin las: night to
treat my vile for cold, and be SAID
she didn't need any medicine, but that
she must be particular, above al things,
to keep her mouth shut and breathe
through her nose STRAY Stories.