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Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1902-07-23

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iagbe 9dnomanoen fra pifop:
oMan peb flet life berbjemme, bpOr
uenbelig itor g%etb0ning og 4nieeli(
5olitoD bar / lit fore 5aoreldno. 8is
benifab % Stunt arer BAN; for Stu>
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3ale ON ben 4bel8manb, Der ielb
plpier i'm 5oro.
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fe meo oens mio~oelaloerlige 5ormas
lisme og ufororagelig6eO er ben fpge
gamIe MdnO pda Somaja pOliana
ben itabig truenoe 5are. 9piIten
Magt ban bar ooer De unges Sinh,
bar jeg ielo erfaret for npIig.
Seq tom til Moftoa / 5%orretninger
for ct qdr Mauneber fioen, og netop
to Dage Tenere uobrgb ben tore Stus
benterfejoe, iom man / oFiciel PreSie
% meo oFieiel gen bar giort til en-
rem ubetbbelig6eO.
8et bar intet minbre eno en- Res
oolte.
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rant paa 5oerlfaia. Reoen for bsls
gebe Stimer at Menneiter frem og till
6age, genoer, Stubenter og Nrbejs
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litiet at fad Soft bort. Wlan raubts
% itreg og fo9teoe meo Stofte. Saa
6prte5 ct gar Signaler. og Mangben
bleo pluoielig tdps pg title.
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pad gorgerfolt. itgbte De Dem nep meb
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ten. 9oiatfernes &ommanoant
MATTE 6efale !6olbt, t6i Stubenterne
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men til en- fife garritaoe.
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beres @sb6rer.
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Ienoe oppe fra 6sire og itanoieoe meo
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qelsbuen fdlot / S%tnnoingen fra bans
6opeo, bOor bet 6oioe 9aur og bet
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plantebe iig op ao belle 5psrifaja:
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big"
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Ioag trooienbe qolitiforbuo og alima,
par ilet til Moitpd peo Gfterretningen
ON 3umulter.
6an Iagoe tun ganife fdd Orb,
men meb magtig Stemme og itor ges
D9gelie:
,@aa bjsm. @da bjem, bOao bar
) at gore ber2 : oil tjene J9orelans
bet, og iaa Haas 5 pad 0aoen, tadbe@
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trgbent, tjener lit aano! @ad bjem.
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irelie Ruslano for alt, bpao onot err
st aparter Ienere gjoroe 9oidtter'
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Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1902-07-23
ct SrGf al SEQ golitop.
C9ort 2anb").

6or nosen lib iiben tom 9alen /
ct Selitab paa SEQ Solitpb. gn at
be tiliteoeperenbe bar en- banit Mdnb,
Tom er ~boiiobenbe | Horbruslanb og
fun en- ijalben Sang befeger fit 5gbes
lamb.
pa be andre en- Sib baooe taft
6aaOe for og imoo, men aleIammen
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1902-07-23

paa Stofet paapirfsr Nerpeceaerne
Og li9e ida pit er De egentlige Slit
pirtninger neiten altio beroenoe pda
en- 6orgiftning at 0erDeibitemet.
Og Der er iittet Stof, Tom bar Ell
iterre gpne eno' Qlto6olen til at I'M
oergrape 0erpefpitemets iuperene
Mdgt oper ben menneftelige Sradz
nisme. Sbnet at en- fulo Mano, Der
oingler 6enao @aoen, gioer juit Bill
leoet al ct 9egeme, iom ioajer for 9ino
% @ooe, 6erepet Stnret, ben 8ontrpl,
% bet 6errebomme, Der Ituloe uogoes
at bet bpperite mennelfelige Organ.
0et er 8iIebet al ct Menneite, ION
b~iItaarligt, life Iom ct Ofer for Sng
bonn, men at egen fri 9ilie, bar neoz
b9rOiget fig til ct bnriif Stdnopunft.
Gfter at 6aoe mooIa9t De ofte fremz
ferte Qaditanoe ON 4~lfobolen8 re
%rinqsbRroi eller bens barmenoe, opliz
Denoe % opitrammenbe 8irtning, doz
pdrer 9rofe5Ior pontoppiodn ieprigt
mob ben Sro, at man ingen Stabe bdr
al bet bd1lige Orifferi, mar man Blot
dlorig bliper beruIet. San oplpier, at
5olt, iOm alminOelig reqnes for 9ora-
elige, itpnt be odglig toniumerer doz
TtiQiQe Sndpie foruoen Bin oQ baierif
81, pluoielig fan blipe anfdl0ne al
8rGnoeoinstrampe. 6an anferer ct
6eitemt Gtsempel:
Gn ung 6anoelsrejienoe fiber I auz
peen og er juit Serb meb i'm o5roz
toitfuro", oenne afIfpelige, eqte ma
tionale 6rotoitturo meo fit oaarlige
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bin % bajerff 81. 6an faner iig Def.
6e6ageligt tilbage / SGoet og %6egnnoer
at itnnge fine 3enoer. M}en pluoiez
fig ibnter ban Iammen meb ct Sfriq
og ruGer fig paa 0uloet meo ligblegt
Qniigt % 6raaben for Munoen, 6ioet
i'm Singer til 9loos, arbejber poloiomt
meo 2(rme % Ben. 0ette itaar paa
ct Bar Minutter; iad Fdloer ban ben
/ en- Opb, InortenOe 8eoioitles6e0 og
6liper paa ben forite Station baaret
iom OeO ino / @enteialen. Ser tomz
mer ban til iig felb og Ter fig ~fortumlet
ON, fan life begribe, bOa6 Der er fore
goast, ertl9rer, at ban er en- fuloitnnz
big raft Mano % atorig fpr bar bait
npget, Der li9ner &rampe. = Stent pr
% fortumlet iler ban meo at tomme
al SteO og bort fra ben 5tueplaos,
bpor ban Far patt en- Iaa pinlig Sps
Iigt.
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1902-07-23

8tunot andre bnppiae Belger at
Oritfplbie6eb n9pner groFesioren
2am6eo, Smerter / Rerpeitnmmerne
iamt I~eobrDoelien at be iialelige
9iosDtringer, 9drafteren o9 5pleliess
Iipet. pad mango giper goelag9elien
Zig til &enbe iom en- 5oriimpling. ioet
tiOligers noble og fine Menneite tilietz
ter 5plelIen for 9Gre, Anitano pg
5att; beres imutfeite menneifelige
og SnteresIer fOrlaber benz
libt efter libt, og 8%unofalbet tommer
op / benz. RaturIigois gaar Def o9z
ida meget 6nppigt ub ooer be egentlige
15orItanosebner, 39nteepnen og !6lz
fommelIen.
Sluttelig frem6aoer 9rofesior
pontoppiodn, at ben ~froniife 4ltohoz
lisme utpiplIomt er ben melt uo6reote
Sbgoom / bort Samfuno.
Gnboer 2ege fan bebione, at altoz
bolismen er ben bpppi9it forefommenoe
@arIag, ON life til at fremtaloe. iad
bpg til at %forp9rre Spgoommene.
Operalt fan Oritfeloigbeoens 5elger
iprebes, men melt oesOarre paa gferpez
% Sinosipgbommenes Smraabe; bet
er be ableite Srganer, Der fiber melt.
Ser / Qanoet bar n9Iten 5alooelen AZ
uGe SinDsipgoomme fin 9runb /
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The Montgomery advertiser. [volume] (Montgomery, Ala.) 1885-1982, 1902-11-08
COL. WILEY
Made Fine Impression on His Bald
win Constituents.

Made Fine Impression on His Bald
win Constituents.
Baldwin Times.
teresting address to a good sized audi
ence at the court house last Thursday
night. Colonel Wiley Is a handsome
n an and possesses a pleasing PERSONAL
ity. so that even a mediocre address from
him would be interesting; but possessing
the oratorical powers he does. he is per-
haps. one of the best and most attractive
speakers in the South. One very pleas
ing feature. observable from Colonel Wi
leys address. seems to be the fact that
he is genuinely DESTROYS of giving the
people OF Alabama and of this District
good service In Congress. He said 1t was
not moneymaking business for him
to give UP lucrative law practice to be-
come Congressman He said Office did
not make tho man, and he would not
have office if 1t had to be gained by dis
honorable artitice or political legerde-
MAN, During the time he had been In
Congress he had done the best he could
to serve the people of high or low de-
gree. He had answered every letter ne
mel Wiley called attention to the vast
fortunes which are being accumulated
by the trusts. He deplored the gravita-
ton of the wealth of the country into
the hands of the few. and spoke of the
rapid increase of the number of million
things Colonel Wiley did while in Con-
gress was to secure an appropriation for
Fish River. 1t is said to be no easy
matter to secure appropriations for
streams, and the people of Baldwin
should appreciate Colonel Wiley's earn
est efforts in their behalf. He made a
fine speech and one that was appreciat-
The Montgomery advertiser. [volume] (Montgomery, Ala.) 1885-1982, 1902-11-08
"FouL-MourHED CANNON"

In the old days when Representative
Cannon of Illinois seemed to try to gather
to his little figure the big mantle of
Southern abuse let fall by James q. Gar
field, he was not unfreGuently called the
"Foul-mouthed" Cannon. His mouth,
proportionally enormous, and reminding
one of the old-time Southern saying, "a
mouth like an overseer's wages-from ear
to ear"-and the fierce criticism of the
South which the mouth poured FORTH lent
the semblance of fact to the pun, though
punning be held the cheapest order of
wit"
Whether age or changed condition has
softened his partisan heart, Mr.. Can
mons chief glory nowadays is to be con-
The Montgomery advertiser. [volume] (Montgomery, Ala.) 1885-1982, 1902-11-08
Mark Twain's First Money.

Baltimore Herald.
While travelling recently Mark Twain
was asked by friend and fellow pas
senger If he remembered the first money
he had ever earned.
Yes" answered Mr. Clemens, putting
meditatively on his cigar. Il have dis
tinct recollection OF it. When I was a
youngster l attended school at a place
where the use of the birch rod vas not
an unusual event. 1t was against the
rules to mark the desks in any manner,
the penalty being fine of IS or public
chastisement.
Happening to violate the rule on one
occasion l was offered the alternative. l
told my father and as he seemed to think
1t would be too bad for me to be pub
licly punished, he gave me the IS. At
that period OF my existence s. was a
| large sum, while a whipping was of little
consequence, and So" here Mr.. Glenn
ems refiectively knocked the ashes from
his cigar-"well," he finally added, that
was how earned my first So.
The Montgomery advertiser. [volume] (Montgomery, Ala.) 1885-1982, 1902-11-08
SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 8, 1909.
DOUBLE GOLDEN SYMBOL.

Ths American Newspaper Directory uses GER
tain s.gns to denote the relative standing and
merit Of the whole neld OF newspHperdom
which comes under its notice. and one Of these
sigma d the mystic symbol t01 dsn0tins
..~o,deu... which stands for high quality. and
u thus explained:
advertisers value this paper more for ths
class and quality Of its circulation than for the
nere number Of copies printed"
such papers are credited with single sym
col: but there is q higher grade. according Il
this standard authority. which have BOTh
QUALITY AND QUANTITY. and require tn
DOUBLE GOLDEN SYMBOL col to dsscrib'
adequately their standing.
The Advertiser has been accorded Thu
double golden symbol Dol and IL the only
paper % distinguished in this section OF the
South.
The Montgomery advertiser. [volume] (Montgomery, Ala.) 1885-1982, 1902-11-08

sidered the watchdog of the treasury
and there was never yet watchdog
OF any treasury who wasn't at heart a
rolitic al humbug. When the Democratic
~ stchdog'' Holman of Indiana got leave
of his constituents to betake himself to
his farm, in the upheaval of eight
years ago, Mr.. Cannons opportunity
came, since when he has been the ever
present "I-object" of the House.
1t will be one Of the most Singular OF
all tricks Of politics II this man be elected
SE sker of the House Of Representatives,.
Yet the thing Is not wholly improoapie'
It will depend upon the attit ide OF MI ~:
Roosevelt. who is presumed to favor the
candidacy Of Representative Littieneid OF
Maine. Mr.. Cannon is the man OF the
n onent most talked about for the seconu
bff1ce in the. Republic, for next 10 .ne
Pr esidency. the Speakership is easily nrst
in power and Importance; but II Mr.; Jan
non wins 1t will be scarcely less odd tnan
the situation Of Arthur when he unexpect-
edly entered the White House to mo az
a Cabinet office John Sherman. VINO NAG
as Secretary of the Treasury removed
him from Office as Collector OF the port
of New York. Still possibly stranger
thing happened when Theodore Roosevelt ~,
driven by offieial disrespect and called py
war from the Assistant Secretarysnp ..
the Navy, returned to washington az "
President to accept the reslshatoh
Secretary Long. who as his superior mao
made his life in the Navy Department. CA
MI. Cannon may be Speaker, but a
great many good Americans VIII nope
not. Nobody questions Mr.. Cannon per
sonal integrity, and everybody concedes
his great ability as a legislator; put
he is, too stingy, too close-fsted as 10
all public expenditures. save only that
monstrous robbery, the pensions appro-
priation; though the Democrats are mucn
responsible for that, according to their
ooportunities, as the Republicans one
of the strongest. If not quite the most
powerful, of the earlier fighters Tor vast
pension appropriations was voorhees, OF
indiana, an idol of the Democracy.
In their contest for the Speakership
Mr.. Cannon and Mr.. Littlefield will prob
ably be opposed by Mr.. Dalzeh of Penn
sylvania and Mr.. Sherman or Mr.. Payne
of New York, with Mr.. Babcock Of Wis
consin as a possibility. All Of these are
men of ability, with Mr.. Sherman as
probably the best parliamentarian. Mr.
Babcock, who is chairman OF the Repub-
ncan Congressional Campaign Committee,
Is next to President Roosevelt the most
conspicuous tariff revisionist in the Re-
publican Party and is a man OF the
highest character.
The Montgomery advertiser. [volume] (Montgomery, Ala.) 1885-1982, 1902-11-08
A BOARD of Arbitration.

with third of the Republicans claim
ING that their party is chasing the trusts
on the face of the earth, and another
third contending that the trusts are pen
eicial and the remainder declaring tha'
there are no trusts, board OF aroitra-
ton might be in order.-Birmingham
News.
Well. the result of the election is to
fix them in the saddle for at least two
wears more, and during that time they
will probably come to an. agreement
among themselves. 1t will be hard on
the country, however much it may graf
ifv the Republicans.
The Montgomery advertiser. [volume] (Montgomery, Ala.) 1885-1982, 1902-11-08
zroNraoMERY,s OPPORTUNITY.

Montgomery has the opportunity TO
secure a mandatory of high grade
stoves, employing one hundred skilled me-
chanics, at wages averaging 50 per day.
There are not enough manufactures to
supply the desires of every community
In the country. Consequently some COM
munities obtain them, others go without
The cities and towns that obtain them
increase in population and wealth. Those
that do not, retrograde, or maintain a
moderate prosperity due to favorable
natural conditions, a prosperity that Is
limited. and fuctuates yearly around such
limit according to the conditions of the
crops and trade.
The advantage Of manufactures are
easily understood. Every new manu-
factory creates a demand for additional
skilled labor. Its mechanics must have
houses to live in. furniture. heat and light,
food, clothes to wear, dry goods. etc.
They create a new market for the mer-
chants and for the property owners. This
new market must be supplied and in sup
plying 1t the community receives a benefit
that Is derived principally from other
communities to whom the manufactured
that succeeds furnishes an 'inducement to
! others of like OF different nature and so
the city grows.
How can we secure this increase In our
market? How can We induce manufacto-
ries to come here. Our advantages as a
hau
sively advertised, by folders, by full page
! insertions in prominent industrial papers
and by correspondence, and yet they do
not come. Unless we are content to GO
without them, and let other towns in
Alabama and elsewhere get them, and
their advantages, we must do something
else. We must offer special inducement
10 persons having the knowledge and the
capital TO erect them. We must offer
them money and land to assist them
in establishing their plant This is be-
tng done by other cities of like, or greater
advantages We must do the same
The gentlemen who offer to establish
the stove factory here, will do so and
put it into operation a once if the citi-
gems of Montgomery Wal furnish them q
site and their buildings the latter esti-
mated to cost about $4,000. They do not
ask this as right, but merely because
they can obtair the same inducement,
elsewhere. They leave it to the citizens
of Montgomery to determine whether tn,
advantages to accrue to the city and in
directly to ea,h one OF them is sufficien
inducement ftr them to put their hands
an their pock,ts and pay for the benefit
benefit that will come in no other way
TO this there should be but one answer
Without it We r,main as now; with it "
take an immediate and a long step for
ward. a step that will be surprising il
1tso far reaching effee. Every one vii
be ih part responsible fer its failure t
come here. Let every one contribute an
ne able to say he helped in it's coming.
One result of the late election was t
The Montgomery advertiser. [volume] (Montgomery, Ala.) 1885-1982, 1902-11-08
Playing in the Game.

Chancellor Andrews says the devil plays
IN every game of football, but he neg
lects to say whether he is in the end
rush or looks safely on as quarterback.
-Age-Herald.
We are a little inclined to take issue
with the Chancellor. We have always
been under the impression that the party
to whom he refers is a decidedly acute
old chan. and we think he wouldn't risk
his tail and horns in any football game
The Montgomery advertiser. [volume] (Montgomery, Ala.) 1885-1982, 1902-11-08
DEATH OF MR.. VEST.

The sudden death of George Pugh Vest,
who was found dead in a hotel in Wash
ington yesterday, will call forth wide
spread sympathy for his venerable and
distinguished father, Senator Vest. The
cause of the death is officially certified
as congestion of the lungs. The young
man, who was about 80, was known by
everybody in Washington. as for many
years he had resided here as his father
private secretary His middle name,
Pugh, was given him in honor of his
fathers oldest and closest friend, former
Senator James l.. Pugh OF Alabama
Senator Vest and Senator Pugh served
at the same time in the Confederate Con-
gress in Richmond Mr.. Vest being there
as he Is here, Senator for Missouri,
and Mr.. Pugh being Representative
from Alabama. Ever since then the two
statesmen have been devoted friends.
The Montgomery advertiser. [volume] (Montgomery, Ala.) 1885-1982, 1902-11-08
NAV Go Out of Business.

The graveyard ghouls, or "body-Snatch-
ers" may be put out of business now:
nitro-glyceripe is being inferred with the
dead. We guess, If the reveroeranon from
Gabriels trumpet Is strong enough to
agitate the explosive, the corpses will
rise easily.-Union Springs Herald.
That is joking with a CHASTITY subject.
but it would really be good thing If
a few body-snatchers should be sent to
kingdom come by the dynamite route. No
ordinary penalty or punishment seems
severe enough to stop their infamous
trade
The Montgomery advertiser. [volume] (Montgomery, Ala.) 1885-1982, 1902-11-08

with. The absence OF volcanic eruptions
and the good crops in the Northwest. the
yield Of the gold and silver mines. must
all be owing to the tariff. IL we are to
believe the Republican organs. If there
Is anything good or desirable that they
have failed to claim credit for some one
should point it out and let them finish
the business
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SOME COMMENTS IN PASSING.
Due to Happen.

The strike is over. the elections are
over, Carrie has quieted down-something
Is due to happen for the newspapers ben
eft. We don't want to grow dull.-Troy
Messenger.
Well, If nothing happens, it is the duty
and province of the newspaper man to
make it happen. There's always some
thing going on and one of the points of
the game Is to catch on.
The Montgomery advertiser. [volume] (Montgomery, Ala.) 1885-1982, 1902-11-08

he has full head of hair and IS not vet
ane.-Green9ille Advocate
The great surprise to us lies in the fact
that in as small a place as Rhode Island
man can find so many women to mar
~. Men who are worth marrying must
be very scarce in that patch of ground
The Montgomery advertiser. [volume] (Montgomery, Ala.) 1885-1982, 1902-11-08
rhe Ponulace listen.

When Grover takes the. esplanade. the
populace listen with mouths agape; dru ny
An were nke him! And If they
We're, would not this be land of giants?
Alfalfa Mirror.
wouldn't it be just trifie inconvenient
to have all of EN- the same size? They
couldn't eat each other. and somebody
has to have the advantage in this worlo
of ours. But we agree with The Mirror
so far as to wish that the Democratic
Party had many more of Mr.. Cleveland
size
The Montgomery advertiser. [volume] (Montgomery, Ala.) 1885-1982, 1902-11-08
DIR. Gatlinp,s Motor Plow

DR.. Richard j. Calling, the we'll known
inventor of the machine gun. and now al
work on a motor pillow. thinks the new
pillow will revelutioniEe agriculture on the
great farms OF the West 1t will be run
BY a gasoline motor of sufficient power tc
propel the machine with the shares al
any depth up to twelve inches. 1t will
not only pillow. but harrow. roll and seed
the ground at the same time. thus saving
one-fourth the cost of planting.
The Montgomery advertiser. [volume] (Montgomery, Ala.) 1885-1982, 1902-11-08
Exhibit Going by Water.

Tennessee's world fair exhibit may be
transported all the way to st. Louis by
water, Just to show the people OF the
world that river navigation il open clear
to Chattanooga, 1t is proposed to load
the entire exhibit in the steamer Avalon
at Chattanooga, carry it down the Ten
ressee across Northern Alabama, back
across Tennessee and Kentucky to the
Ohio, to the Mississippi. and up the Mis-
sissppi to st. Louis.