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The Bamberg herald. [volume] (Bamberg, S.C.) 1891-1972, 1902-11-06
THE CLUMSY MAN.
You Can Never Be Sure Of What His
Next Break Will Be.

Next Break VIII Be.
The great virtue about the really
clumsy man is that he never exhausts
his capabilities. When you think
that the bedrock is reached, there is
still a lower depth. Il detrimental
relative should exist, the clumsy man
asks after his health with great par
ticularity and will rot be satisfied un-
til he receives full and detailed re-
ply. Should there be any incident
in your past which everybody has
generously agreed to forget it is the
clumsy man who seizes the one, the
inevitable opportunity, when the club
is at it's fullest, and says loudly:
Somebody was talking the other day
about that unfortunate little affair
of yours in '95. Now tell me-"
When on meeting him you say casu.
ally and with no desire for informa-
ton, How are you?" he insists upon
giving you g complete data, and he is
as full of small complaints as re-
fractory pauper 1t is only fair to add
that he will ask affectionately after
the colds Of yesteryear, and his fav-
orite locale for this is at the corner
of a. drafty street. He might be sub
sidized by influenza or he might get q
commission on sore throats from his
eagerness to pin you into the most
dangerous position that can be dis
covered, says the Philadelphia Ledg-
er.
One desires an adequate amount OF
sympathy in distress, but our man al
ways goes a little beyond this point.
You are growing thin, and he says
that you are wasting away to shad-
ow. You are growing stout, and he
tells an unamusing anecdote about
apoplexy. He can be more critical
than a hairdresser if occasion gives
the least excuse.
The Bamberg herald. [volume] (Bamberg, S.C.) 1891-1972, 1902-11-06
THE RETORT CRUSHING.

Lord Tuffnutt- have nothing tc
grumble at whatever; you were a rich
American girl, I an Impoverished Eng
lish nobleman, with proud title. You
bought me with your wealth. was
what you would simply call in shop
ping, a bargain!
Lady Tuffnutt-Pardon me! Not
bargain-a remnant.
The Bamberg herald. [volume] (Bamberg, S.C.) 1891-1972, 1902-11-06
THE LAST WORD.

GA woman is never happy 'lnless
she gets the last word said tt e man
who runs to p!atitute5.
That's a mistake" answered Mr..
Meekton. "a woman always insists on
a mans having the last word. But
it. must come in the form Of an
ology."-Washingto Star.
The Bamberg herald. [volume] (Bamberg, S.C.) 1891-1972, 1902-11-06
POOR HUMAN NATURE.

s'Women dress very ridiculously," h.
said, as he watched his wife finishing
her toilet.
"It Is the fashion, john" she said,
pleasantly.
Fashion be hanged" said he. II
would be superior to fashion if l were
a woman, and wear nothing not use
full"
Five minutes later he asked her 20
Esw q button on the back of bis coat.
The Bamberg herald. [volume] (Bamberg, S.C.) 1891-1972, 1902-11-06
CURES BLOOD POISON. CANCER.
Aching Bones, Shifting Pains, Itching
Skin, Plmples, Eating Sores. Etc.

If you have Pimples or Offensive Erup-
lions, Splotches, or Copper-Colorcd Erup-
t;ons, or rash on the skin, fostering Swell
ings, Glands Swollen, Ulcers on any part
of the body, Old Sores, Boils, Carbuncles,
Pains and Aches in Bones or Joints, Hair
or Eyebrows falling out, persistent Sore
Mouth, Gums, or Throat, then you have
Blood Poison. Take Botanic Blood Balm.
(B.B.D1 Soon al Sores, Pimples and
Eruptioas will heal perfectly. Aches and
Pains cease, Swcllings subside, and per-
feet, never to return cure made. BIB.
cures cancers Of All Kinds, Suppurating
Swellings, Eating Sores, Ugly Ulcers, after
all else fails, healing the sores perfectly.
Ii you have a persistent pimple, wart,
swollen glands, shooting, stinglng pains,
take Blood Eal.n, and they will disappear
before they develop into Cancer. (Write
for special circular on Cancer.) Druggists
81 pc: large bottle, including complete
directions for home cure. Sample free by
writing BLOOD BALM Co., 10 Mitchell st.,
Atlanta, Ga. Describe trouble, and free
medical advice sent in sealed letter.
The Bamberg herald. [volume] (Bamberg, S.C.) 1891-1972, 1902-11-06
SUPPLY AT HAND.

Employment Agent have cook
that will just suit you. She is young
widow and is very fond of children.
Mrs. Richleigh-But we have no
children.
Employment Agent-Oh, that'll be
all right, Ma'am. She has six of her
own.-Chicago News
The Bamberg herald. [volume] (Bamberg, S.C.) 1891-1972, 1902-11-06
STATE OF OaIo, C1TYT OF oLEDo, S.

FRANK J. CHENEY, make oaththa he'll tas
senior partner OF the firm of I. }. CHETEY &c
Co., doing business in tho City OF to.e;'o;
County and State aforesaid, ana 1nae s:llo
LARS for each and every case Of cArARRH that
cannot be cured by tho use ot HILL
C,T,npy Crer FRANK J. CHENEY.
Sworn to before me and subscribed in my
~, presence, this 9th day Of December,
SEAL. A. D., 1886. A. ". GLEASON.
t~i Notary Public.
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally, ana
acts directly on the blood aud mucous sur
faces Of the system. Send for testimonials,
free. F.J. CHENEY & Co., Toledo, y.
Sold by Druggists, ,75c.
Halls Family Pills are the best.
The Bamberg herald. [volume] (Bamberg, S.C.) 1891-1972, 1902-11-06
READY INFERENCE.

Eyes, John married one of the best
girls I ever saw. She'll make him an
excellent wife"
"It's a pity she's so homely, isn't
it?"
"Oh, 1 didn't know you knew her?'
II don't, but you say she's so good. "
Chicago Record-Herald.
The Bamberg herald. [volume] (Bamberg, S.C.) 1891-1972, 1902-11-06
AN INGENIOUS EVASION

did you know that your political
antagonist had cast reflections on your
truth and veraciIy."
Yes"
What are you going to do about
it?'
Nothing. My pride forbids NE to
fight any one except gentleman. And
a man who calls another liar is no
Observation-Disclosures Star.
The Bamberg herald. [volume] (Bamberg, S.C.) 1891-1972, 1902-11-06

A rolling stone gathers no moss, but
neither does rolling mill.
The Bamberg herald. [volume] (Bamberg, S.C.) 1891-1972, 1902-11-06

FITS permanently cured. No ilts or nervous
ness after first days use Of Dr.. kline's Great
NerycRestorer. s2trial bottle and treGtisefree
II. KLINE, Ltd, 931 Arch St., Phila., Pa.
The Bamberg herald. [volume] (Bamberg, S.C.) 1891-1972, 1902-11-06

Piso's Cure cannot DO too highly spoken ot
as & cough cure.-J. ". O'BRIES, 322 Thiri
Avenue, N., Minneapolis, Mian., jan. ., 13))
The Bamberg herald. [volume] (Bamberg, S.C.) 1891-1972, 1902-11-06

Some men with liberal views allow thell
Gberahty to end there.
The Bamberg herald. [volume] (Bamberg, S.C.) 1891-1972, 1902-11-06

Mrs. .Winslow's Soothing Syrup tor c!n!oren
teethine soften the gums. reduces inllamna
tion, ,allays pain cures wind cohc. 25c. bottle
The Bamberg herald. [volume] (Bamberg, S.C.) 1891-1972, 1902-11-06

PUTNAM FADELEss DYES produce the
brightest and fastest coiors
The Bamberg herald. [volume] (Bamberg, S.C.) 1891-1972, 1902-11-06

Carp are said to live hundreds of years,
and bike are also hardy old fellows.
The Bamberg herald. [volume] (Bamberg, S.C.) 1891-1972, 1902-11-06

An eagle can live twenty days without
food, and condor forty days.
The Bamberg herald. [volume] (Bamberg, S.C.) 1891-1972, 1902-11-06

American potatoes arc sod In Ireland,
The Bamberg herald. [volume] (Bamberg, S.C.) 1891-1972, 1902-11-06

Some people only tel the truth when it
is di=agrecab.c.
Omaha daily bee., 1902-09-19
TranspnciAc Mails.

class matter Tor the Philippine Islands,
Mails Tor Hawaii, japan. C.tnd and hrst-
SS:iSs p san m. Sr' 10 septem S'SSse .i hsFs iS SsilS al
Mails foF Tahiti and MaraTesas Islands,
p. m. up to September goth. inclusive. Tor
despatch per e., $ Martposa.
which Is forwarded via Europe), New
ZEALAND, Fiji, Samoa and Hawaii. Via San
FRANCISCO, close here daily az $50 p. IN.
Der '20th, inclusive, or on arrival OF =. r.
Lucania, due at, New York September
M IsSth' f6 for H fsSRaiieH cBB fT $ .f +; HSnt SmG cr.,.
class matter for the Philippine islands,
via San Francisco close here daily at
UsO Z IN. up to September '22d, inclusive.
Mails for the Philippine islands, via San
Francisco, close here daily at $50 p. m.
patch per L. 8. Transport.
Mails for Hawaii, via San s'ranclsco, close
here daily at SD p. IN. up to september
29th; inclusive, for dispatch per $. $. Ala
media. @
and Victoria, b. c.. close here daiiy at
$40 p. m. up TO September 'SOth, In
elusive, for despatch per $. $. Empress OF
addressed, Merchandise for L.. S. Postal
Agency at Shanghai cannot be forwarded
via Canadal.
Mails,for Australia Except West Australia,
which goes via Europe, and New Zealand,
which goes via san Franciscol and Fiji
G. Especially addressed only, close here
daily al $50 y. IA. up TO October 'iith, in
elusive for dispatch per $. s. Moana.
Transpacihc mails are forwarded TO port
of sailing daily and the schedule OF clos
their uninterrupted overland transit.
Registered mail closes at 6 p. m. previous
NGoRNEI IUs VAN COLT. Postmaster.
Poostoffice, New York, n. " September r.
Omaha daily bee., 1902-09-19

SLEEPING"
Well, It's Time to Waken Up.


Four Of the FIVE special cash prizes al
ready awarded by the Omaha Auditorium
Company have been won by persons living
outside Of Omaha, South Omaha and
Council BLUFFS. They were paid to Ed j..
Hamilton. wilsonville, Neb.. si6o.5O; to c..
a. Bernard, Fairfield. Neb, $4,000; to VIM.
Buchsrdt. Blair, Neb., S7.I2; TO n. g.
Beals, 65O9 Lexington Ave. Chicago, s1s7. IS.
Mrs. c. J. Mangold, 2si5 Capitol Ave.
Omaha, won the prize Of sl7s.OO awarded
August 1st.
Three more special prizes will be awarded
on october 1st. October 18th and November
list. DC you want one Of them?
The capital cash prize Of
FIVE THOUSAND DOLLARS
in gold and the seven hundred smaller cash
prizes, also the $4,000 house and lot, and
scores of other valuable prizes. will be
awarded in November.
TICKETS TWENTY-FIVE CENTS.
Two chances to win prizes with each
ticket. For complete list Of prizes and
tickets. call at any agency or at the office
OF the Omaha Auditorium Co., ground
floor, New York Life Bldg, Omaha, Neb.
Y-Ms14 10
Omaha daily bee., 1902-09-19

(Should be read DAILY by all interested,
as changes may occur at any time,)
TENDER 20, 1902, will close PROMPTLY In
ali cases) at the General Postofice as fol-
lows: PARCELS POST MAILS close one
hour earlier han closing time shown below.
Parcels post mails for Germany close al
5 p. m. Monday and Wednesday.
Regular aud Supplementary mails close
at Foreign Station half nour later thar
closing time shown below Except that Sup.
Elementary Mails for, Europe and Central
America, via Colon, close one hour later al
Foreign station.
Omaha daily bee., 1902-09-19
Mails for south and Central America
West Indies, Etc.

a. m. for NEWFOUND-
LAND direct, per 5, =. RosaIind; at ~ IN.
for MEXICO, per =, S. Niagara, via Tam
picO mail must be directed per =. =.
Niagara at $50 y. m. for BERMUDA,
Omaha daily bee., 1902-09-19
.PRINTED MATTER. ETC.-This steam.

PRINTED NATTER. ETC.-This steamer
takes Printed Matter, Commercial Papers
and Samples for Germany only. The same
class OF mail matter for other parts OF
Europe will not be sem by this ship
unless specially directed by her.
Transatlantic Mails named abuve' al
ditional Supplementary Nails are opened
on the piers Of the American, English
French and German steamers, and remain
open Until within Ten Minutes OF me
hour OF calling OF steamer.
Omaha daily bee., 1902-09-19

WANTEDICanvasser Man familiar with
book ana Newspaper WORK preferred. Must
be hustler. Apply Room lV1, Bee Bldg
B-2y9
Omaha daily bee., 1902-09-19
Transatlantic Mails.

SATURDAY-At 1870 a. m. for NEITHER
LANDS direct per ; s. Ryndam mail
S a. m. for BELGIUM direct. per 5. g.
Kroonland mail must be directed yer
LAND direct, per ;. 8. Columbia mail
must be directed per 3. :. Columbia"); al
1890 p. m. supplementary 2 p. M for
EUROPE per s. {. Umbria. via Queens
town.
Omaha daily bee., 1902-09-19
SPECIAL NOTICES

Advertisements for these soiumas
viii be taken unttI IA n. for the
evening edition and unul sd .. -
for morning and sunday edition.
Rates, 4 l-2c a word nrst ~tnsertiom.
IL = word thereafter. Nothing taken
fer less than 25c for the nrat laser
tton. These adveFttsensnts nust -
Fun consecutively.
Advertisers, ~ reaussting = nuA-
hered check ean have sd
dressed 10 - numbepeA letter In ears
81 The Bee. Answer - addFeased viii
be delivered 90 pFSssntattsn - tha
ahaak onlY.
Omaha daily bee., 1902-09-19

!. HENDERSON, 1919 FaTnam. Tel l252
Send for price list, cut hovers and plants
Omaha daily bee., 1902-09-19

ANTI-MONoPoLY GARBAGE CO.. cleans
cesspOols and vaults, removes garbage and
dead animals at reduced prices. 62I n. 10.
Tel. 1873. -265
Omaha daily bee., 1902-09-19

WANTED. two young lady Students to
learn hairdressing, manicuring and CHI
ropody and scientific massage. Call or
write Room go, Bee Bldg. C-tSs
Omaha daily bee., 1902-09-19
FURNISHED RoOMs AND poARp.


DESK room space, $ per month; groYnd
floor room in the Bee building. facing
Farnam street; no expense for light, heat
or jsnitor service. r. c. Peters & CO.,
rental agents Bee building. Gle
Omaha daily bee., 1902-09-19
BANK STATEMENTS.
REPORT OF THE CONDITION OF
THE OMAHA NATIONAL BANK.

Omaha, In the State OF Nebraska, at the
close, of business, September 18th. 1902:
- ~ II REGOIrRGEl =
Omaha daily bee., 1902-09-19

Total ..,............ 50, 33 22a.H
State OF Nebraska, County Of Douglas, -. /:
l.. William Wallace, cashier of the above
named bank, do solemniy swear that tho
above statement Is true to the best OF my
knowledge and belief. r@
WILLIAM WALLACE
Cashier.
Subscribed and sworn to before me this
18th day OF September, 1902.
n. e. MAXWELL,
iSeaD Notary Public.
Correct-Attest:
j. II. WILLARD,
CHARLES II. BROWN,
n. w. WELLS.
Directors.
Omaha daily bee., 1902-09-19

per steamer from Halifax: at 1850 y. m
Tor NEWFOTNDIAND- nor q Rtcnn.

per steamer from Halifax: at ii:So y. m
Tor NEWFOUNDLAND. per s. s. Buenos
. Ayresn from Philadelphia.
SAfCRpA1-At $50 a. m. tor brazil, per
$ Hevelius, via Pernambuc6. Bahia and
Rio Janeiro mail for Northern Brazil.
be directed ,!peT s. HsyciiSs SunS
a, m. for Brazil, per g. e. Latania~yIa
pernPmbgso ADD santos maii Tor North.
SUI'RR%SA6 and %EaSE 5GF GER {
ss5S'4 must smt !, Directed ar ssG'@ per sn9 Carts Carts
cas- , az m Cor PORTO RICO, per
Pathfinder at $50 q. IN. complimentary
1922 M to.. FORTUNE ISLAND, JA-
per s. 5, Altal mail fof Costa Rics must
be directed per 5 s Affair; at 9;So. q .m.
ST ~SSrA iRSTi9S = M for HAITI
a. e a. m. t9r CUBA per $ :. Moro
TH2HsifFIsii N via HaTs1 sf 10 M ttor
Curacao, Venezuela, trinidad. british and
BntGh guiana must be directed per $. 5.
tordIusry mail only, which must be
directed per :. $. oinda'l.
Mails for Newfoundland by rail to North
%Syd,nSeEs' o @pd there by steamer close
"Wednesday and Saturday. Mails for
Miquelon. by rail to Boston, and thence
1S steamer close at this office daily at
$50 y m. Mails for Cuba by rail to Port
Tampa. Fla, and thence by steamer. close
az this office daily except Thursday az
.o.SV a. m. tthe' connecting closes are
urdaysG Mails for Mexico city. over
land, unless specially addressed for ies-
patch by steamer, close at this onicc
daily except Sunday at 1850 u. m. and
1880 y. M, sundays at 700 u m. and
1850 y. IN. Malls for Costa Rica, Belize.
Puerto Cortez and Guatemala, by Tnti
TO New Orleans and thence by steamer,
close AT this ottice, daily except Sunday at
l:@ y. m. and 1880 D. m. sundays ut
closes here Mondays at 'll.0 =. H.. for
Belize. Puerto Cortez and Guatemala and
Tuesdays OF 'll:3O y. m. for Costa Rica)
Registered mail closes at 500 p. m. pre-
Vious day.
Omaha daily bee., 1902-09-19
FOR RENT-sToREs AND OFFICES.

FOR RENTING building formerly occu-
pied by The Bee ct 96 Farnam st. II
has four stories and a basement which
was formerly used as The Bee press room.
Thts will BE- rented very reasonably. II
interested apply at once to c.. c.. Rose
1851
Omaha daily bee., 1902-09-19
o sALE-CIGARs.
HELP.

BRIGHT BOYS. Ten bright boys to work
after school hours or evenings. Apply
between 4 and s 3. m, room a, New ! ORR
Life Bldg. L. B-M3lb -
The oasis., 1902-10-18
THE noeALEs JUsTIcEsHlp.

Through misapprehension upon the part of several of the Nogales delegation to the republican county convention last Saturday, the en- dorsement of the democratic nom ination for justice of the peace in the Nogales precinct was reported to the convention. To majority of the convention the proposed nomination was very obnoxious, and a proposition was presented to have the convention overrule the action of the local caucus and put upon the ticket a straight repub- lican whose party standing would be without question. That propo- sition the chair ruled out of order, and no effort was made to overrule that ruling by vote of the conven- ton.
 But there was no intention to let that disposition of the case remain finality. It was well known that nine-tenths of the republicans in the precinct were (and they are vet) averse to the endorsement of Mir. Ashley by the republican con- vention; and it was we'll known that the delegates in the Nogales delegation supporting Mir. Ashley would be made to feel the senti- ment after adjournment. So re- solution was presented and adopted authorizing the executive commit tee of the county committee to fill all vacancies upon the ticket occur ing by death, resignation or OTHERWISE. Another resolu- tion was adopted naming the Noga- les delegation upon the county committee as such executive com mittee. To make the record com plete and regular, the ticket as nominated was filed with the chair man and secretary of the conven- tion and with that ticket the reso- lutions above noted and the names of the executive committee. Even in the absence of such resolutions of authority the executive commit tee would have power to declare vacant any place upon the ticket and fill it with another nomina- tion, for the executive committee is the continuation of the convention, and when it is in session it is just the same as though the convention were in session And a motion to rescind any action of the conyen- tion, if made under the forms and prescription of parliamentary law, is binding. All the members of that committee have to look out for, is that their action reflects the general sentiment of their party.
 The situation worked out just as the opponents of Mir. Ashle, in the convention anticipated. Such an indignant protest went up from the straight republicans all over the precinct against the endorsement of Mr Ashley, that upon Monday morning, upon request of the very delegates who supported Mir. Ash ley in the precinct caucus, a meet ing of the executive committee was called by the chairman. In that meeting a motion was made by one of the committee who was the most stranof- advorate of Mr Ashley in
The oasis., 1902-10-18

1 That motion was adopted unanim- ously. Then a motion to nominate Mir. Reuben D. George, of Nogales, to fill the vacancy was made and carried with a like unani mity. And then the chairman and secretary were instructed to file with the recorder a certificate declaring such vacancy upon the ticket, and certi- lying to the nomination of Mir. George, which was done.
 Now, the very correct and proper procedure is for the county author ities to put the name of Mir. George upon the official ballot, as the re- publican nominee for justice of the peace in Nogales precinct.
 But that course of procedure would not suit a little gang who have fastened themselves upon the community through manipulation of the jail and the justices court. They had hoped to re-elect Ashley without opposition, and to that end the sympathies of good, straight republicans in the convention, who would not for a moment stand for any "skullduggery," were wrought upon to secure his endorsement. As soon as they found the real situation, they were the first to re- quest and demand withdrawal of Ashley from the ticket. But, as stated hereinbefore, that would work against the desires and wishes of the gang. Ashley must be re- tained upon the republican ticket at all hazards. So the word is given out that the republican ex ecutive committee have no right to take the action they did, and a dis position is manifested to force the matter through in the interest of the jail gang.
 It is to be hoped and trusted that the majority in the board of super visors, when 1t comes to order the printing of the ballots next Mon- day, will see that they have before them only one course, and that is that the correct and proper proce- dure will be to accept the expressed will of the republican party as off cially certified, and put upon the official ballot as the regular repub- lican nominee in the Nogales pre- cinct the name of MT. Reuben D. George.
The oasis., 1902-10-18

Sonora Time.
 Dining Stations. Pullman sleepers are attached to these trains
 Trains makes connection at Torres with Torres 6 Prietas R tilrOad. leaving at s:00 as Prietas.
 Close connection Is made at Guayinas with Pacific Coast Steamship COmpany's steamer "Cui aeaO' sailing the 17h of each month for Altata, Mazatlan Cape St. Lucas Magdalena Bay and Ensenada; as well as with of the L. A. Martinez Steamship Line. and other lines calling at this port For particulars address
 J. A. NAUGBE, Genl Pass. Az (. Guaymas, Sonora. Mex.
The oasis., 1902-10-18
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Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1902-01-23

lin Die Wouas : 5rase auf ben
Bbtltppinen elmer befrieetsenoen So:
flung entsesensufibren, lit, auf aus
&om ersanseue anresuns bin, unter
ben 8atboliten Der Ser. Staaten eine
8ewesuns sueds @rinouns zines
amerlfamlden Prieiter Seminars IN
Manila ,m @anse. Winoetens $780,.
900 mereen oafir n0tbis letn; $3.50,
600 itno i9on ansebli9 ueripro1en,
bod unter Der Seoinsuns, oaB bic an
bern $3.50, 900 ebenfaus a%ufSebraAt
merben. Die SammluuSen meroen
pom benz bstanuten &sp. guioti in
Walbtnston nit @ifer bet,iebsn. IS
merben minoeltens 700 amer,fanil4e
Yrieiter sur abloluus Der lpantl9en
W0n9e notbmenotS Ietn.
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1902-01-23

w Q.tbt @elo BET e 6. Ut
uoob. @r fat 500, 600 gu uerleiben
gu nieoriSea 3insrateu. 72mts