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er marriages must have been getting rath-
/ er stingy fees.-Detroit News.
With the unfortunate consumer. ii Is
never j strike or lockout. 1t is merely
a heldlp.-Detrcit Free Press.
The principal difference between the
genuine Panama hat and the imitation IL
aboat S17.-Detroit Free Press.
Uncle Sans Panama will cost $780,
/ 000,l0 and he has never been suspect.
ed Of having big head.-Blffalo Times.
Tie cost Of the coal strike approaches
| million a day. That is as expensive as
the war in the Philippines. Buffalo
News
IfMe. James Whitcomh Riley is knee
| deer IN June this year. he's booked for
bad case of rheumatism.--Detroit Free
Press.
The wages of the man that rocks the
boat is the sane as the wages of sin; but
the pay is more prompt. Detroit Free
Press.
yer Cleveland and w j. Bryan that has
kept the weather 50 very near to FROST
| BuffGlo News.
Mr.; Rockefeller is getting penurious.
| The inan has given only $750,000 TO the
University of Chicago this months-De-
| trot Free Press.
WAC is this man James Whircomh
Riley who gets a Yale degree We new
err heard that he organized trust or
founded library. -Detroit News.
No Eastern female college will accept
Mary MacLane, we take it, until she
swears off from cussing and SOME other
things she affects.-Atlanta Constitution.
1t was unfortunate fer Miss stone that
Mount Pelee turned loose at this particu-
lar time and made her dead card for
the magazine pubishers.-Washington
Post.
Th4 Emperor William has never been
crowned. But in spite OF that he inn
presses everybody witt the fact that he
is pretty lively king.l-New York Even
| ing Sur.
II this boom in Inaiana literature"
continues they will take to calling Indian
apolis '9he Athens Of America" and
whore viii Boston be then, poor thins!-
| New York Sun.
Mrs.. Nation may well claim to be the
most famous woman in the world" She
is the terror alike OF the temperance peo-
pie and the drinking elasses.-St. Louis
| GlobeDemocrat.
There Is as much real nourishment in
one bushel of beans as in five bushels OF
potatoes Herein is Boston's freedom
from anxiety at the advancing price of
beef, Buffalo News.
Carrie Nation has just joined the Dow
ieites. II is positively nauseous that
freak like this woman should have occu-
pied so much of the public attention.
Memphis Morning News.
Cable says that Emperor William open
ed h,4 heart to Mr.. Morgan. Most inn
portant point is whether Mr.. Morgan
opened his wallet to Emperor William
New Cork Evening Telegram.
LISA sad season Tor the weary Will
| lies" who find themselves in Kansas and
Nebraska just now. An army Of 10000
| harvest hands is needed TO care for the
wheat crop in those States.-Boston Her
aid.
The Indiana man who, having small
pox, went around giving it to all his enc
mics displayed sort Of malice more
/ rOuAiliu III tue ages AAdn III ANA@
tender.hearted period.-New York Even
| ing Sun.
We lor't believe the King was dazzled
by WLitelaw Reid and j. Pierpont Nor
gan His majesty has met other dis
tinguished Americans, including Tod
Sloane. aud John l.. Sullivan. Detroit
Free Press.
1t Ii the opinion of many laymen,
whether based on the facts or ntt we DO
not know, that the real appendicitis
'crime' consists in killing people by cut
ting into them when there was no need
of it.--Hartford Post.
The latest feature Of injunction meth
/ DDS is where they have been used to re-
strain an employee Of one Milwaukee COM
pany fsom entering the service of anoth-
J er. Is there anything an injunction can
not be used for?-Pittsburg Dispatch.
New York's independent butchers arr
formulating their plans to proceed with
the business Of selling meat to the public
| az reasonable prices. They will have q
fund OF s1,OO0,0O0 to begin WIFI, az
shares are being rapidly sold.-Hudal0
News =
A Rigging elephant became so etsraged
with a hand organ that she smashed 10
TO smithereens. We have often Wished
we had the strength Of an elephay,5 our
self. We shall go To see Jennie when
| the biggest show on earth comes to town.
st. Paul Dispatch. I
Gov. Lengino OF Louisiana must be
glad he prevented that lynching at Hat
/ tiesburg. Another negro has confessed
the crime for which Walter Bankhead
was about to be shot, hanged, parboiled
| or roasted as the ingenuity Of the moo
might dictate.-Buffal0 News.
President Roosevelt Is no longer o
"hand-shaker" This is all right. This
custom OF allowing the public to shake
hands with the President is tiresome and
useless, and. as evidenced In the case OF
| Mr.. Roosevelt's immediate predecessor
sometimes fatal.-Buhfalo News.
With a new Panama hat, Norfolk
jacket with scaIlops at the top, and ths
ample pan<aoons Of the period, It muse
be confessed that the young man Of fash
| ion for the sumner Of 1902 looks very UNI
! like anything else that has ever appear
ed in the United States.-S Syracuse Post
Standard.
With bill the ciitieisfn which has been
launchee az the lyI,chings in the United
| States. they have never been made occa-
sienE Of pecuniary profit, rs was the case
/ at Montreal, when tickets OF admission
to the execution OF murderer were open
| " sold At prices ranging from 30 cents
to $40 The United States may be lit
tie wild md woody yet but it has some
sense Of pr3priety and decency Buffalo
Times.
Among those receiving honorary de-
grees at the commencement Of Yale Uni
versity were Senator Lodge Of Massa-
| chusetts ani President Butler Of Coilm-
bia Univars ~. doctors o. law, and JAMS
Thitcomib Riley master Of arts. Har-
wards liz. contains the names OF Prssi-
! dent Roosevelt and Secretary Of State
Hay. vito received doctor Of laws de-
grees.
John VI. Gates may not know a corn