The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1902-06-22

be bounced be tn first rayform admin
lsthration. He takes his ordhers, car
ries his stick iv timber up hill an down
dale unher tn gleamin' stars, has naw-
thin to say but Move on there, now.
an if his foot slips another round
headed man pushes him into a cell an
imparty al jury iv men that's had
throuble with tn polls beture convicts
him with three cheers.
Now, suppose Gillgan's father whin
he was young had looked him over an
said 'Agathy, Michael's head is per-
hctly round. It's like a baseball. It's
so pecoolyar. An he has a fightin'
face. It's no good thryin' to tache him
thrade. Let's make a sojer Nv him.
An he wint into tn army. If he'd
done there what he's done In tn patch,
tbs Ginral Gilligan he'd be be this
time. Gln'ral Glligan stormin' tn
higths lv San Joon hill; Gin'ral Mike
Gilligan suspindin' tn haveas corpus In
TIL Philippians an tn anti-impeeryal-
lists at home; Gin'ral Mike G!lligan
capturin Aggynaldoo. an he'd do it
with bare hands an without tn aid iv
a mustache; Gin'ral Mike Gillgan
abolishin tn third reader Gin'ral Mike
Gilligan discoorsin' to tn public on
Books have niver read: Series wan,
tn Histh'ry iv tn United States II
with pris iv war on tn way to tn
station an dhrops his soord or his club
on tn top iv him, is he up befure tn
Judge an th7ted be jury Nv his peers I?
Officer Mike, yes; Gin'ral Mike no
Ginral Mike has no peers. He ray
ceives g letther notifyin' him that he
has broken. q human skull divine an
tn regula tons Nv tn army an must be
thried. Who will me brave frind
have to go through with this here aus
tere but hail-fellow inquiry oh, an
nywan will do. Amy Nv tn gallant
lift-nants Nv me brigade will do says
Gin'ral Mike. SO TIL Gin'ral is put on
thrile an d frind iv his addresses tn
coort. 'Gintlemen,' says he tn ques-
ton befure tn coort is not so much
did our gallant leader hammer tn coon
as whether our flag wanst stuck up
where We have wathered so
many precious citizens shall liver come
down. 9Th coort: No. noi) That's
who know nawthin' about this here
war. EXCEPT what we tell thin,
what do they name be subJictin' this
here hayro. gray an bent with infirm-
tiles but pretty spry at that to this
ignominy? He has fought f'r thin an
what have they done f'r him? In more
thin wan year he has on'y risen firm
tn rank Nv captain to brlgadier GIN
raj an his pay Is less thin twinty times
what IL was. (Here tn coort weeps-)
/ asst We, I asst we. We fine little boys,
Is II mete an Troper, nay, IL II meat
an dhrink f'r US, to punish him.
AN IN coort puts tn verdict Nv ac-
Quittal In IN shape ~ tn poplar song
FIR he's a jolly good fellow. an adds
decentralization that Harvard col
ledge Is Eettin' too gay anyhow.
That's tn difference between sojer
an polieman Why II IL that tn fair
sex. az Hogan says, wudden't be seen
taikin 20 n poliaman, but n ye say
Sober 10 thin. they're all out ~ IN
window but a. feet 1 want 10 know"
Il can't tell" said Mr.. Hennessy. II
heerd e mind " WilIum j. Bryan say
we was IN danger ~ haWn' thin run
M country Ike they do in-in Ger
many. dye MIND"
"Nlver fear" said Mr. Dooley
There's 700 nanny Giillgans not IN
a. ARMY a. that"