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The Leon reporter. (Leon, Iowa) 1887-1930, 1902-04-10
DECISION A COMPROMISE.
Federal Judges on Taxation Of Cor.
porations,

Chicago. April 5.-The decision Of
Judges Grosscup and Humphrey of
the federal circuit and district courts,
respectively, in the injunction cases
brought by seven Chicago public utili.
'ty corporations to prevent the collec.
ton OF taxes assessed as result OF
mandamus proceedings in the state
courts some time ago, was read from
the bench by Judge Grosscup. It /.
in the nature of compromise. The
court finds that the reassessment wae
from 80 to 40 per cent too high on the
stocks of the companies affected, but
declines to enjoin the various officials
from collecting this extra money till
the corporations shall have paid in the
60 or 20 per cent which the court re.
CARDS as just. BY this ruling the cor.
porations will have to pay about
$o,ooo.,ooo in taxes before the injunc-
ton is issued. The court appointed
masters to determine the exact
amounts which should be collected
The Leon reporter. (Leon, Iowa) 1887-1930, 1902-04-10
TWO ARMIES DEFEATED.
General Valencia Wipes the Earth
With Them.


Panama. Colombia, April 5.-This
city was the scene of wild enthusiasm
on the part of the conservatives last
night, When Governor Salazar made
public the contents Of the following
dispatch received from President
Marrowquin: "Bogota: General
Gozalez Valencia has defeated and
completely destroyed the armies Of
Generals Focion Soto and Juan Nc
Allister. General Uribe-Uribe, who
invaded Colombian territory via Me.
dina. in the department of Boyaca,
was also defeated by General Nicolas
Pardamo."
Governor Salazar Informed the cor
respondent of the Associated Press
that both victories were of great i'm.
portance, because they meant, prac-
tically, the end of the revolution,
leaving only the isthmus to be pac-
flied.
Washington, April 5.-Senor Con.
cha, the Colombian minister, has re-
ceived a cablegram from President
Marroquin of Colombia, confirming
the press dispatches from Panama, Of
the victories of Generals Valencia
and Pardamo over the insurgents. It
is believed at the legation here that
this will end the instruction in Co.
lombia.
The Leon reporter. (Leon, Iowa) 1887-1930, 1902-04-10
GRAND AMERICAN HANDICAP.

Kansas City, April Til. c. Hirschy,
with a handicap Of 20 yards, won the
great American handicap and thus be.
came the champion wing shot Of
America. The last man to stand UP
with him in the shoot-off out of the
fourteen men who had clean scores
yesterday was G. G. Spencer, of st.
Louis. also 20-yard man. who finally
failed to kill his fifty-third bird, a
towering outgoer. Spencer will re.
ceiye second money. r. O. Heikes. of
Dayton. Ohio third; -. D.. Pollard.
Chicago. fourth, and j, l.. Owen Of
Gushing, Okla, fifth.
The Leon reporter. (Leon, Iowa) 1887-1930, 1902-04-10
AS the flames in the clubhouse

AS the flames in the clubhouse
showed his body fifty bullets tore
through his flesh, his body falling life
less. A hundred more shots were
then fired into the body in an instant
and then the body was burned, to-
gether with his former home.
Lynchburg, Va, April flames
Carter, young negro who shot and
seriously wounded Don Thomas near
New Glasgow, in Amherst county,
Thursday night, was taken from Jail
at Amherst courthouse and lynched
The Leon reporter. (Leon, Iowa) 1887-1930, 1902-04-10
Albanian Arrest Turks.

Constantinop.e, April 7.-Advices re-
ceived here from Uskup, European
Turkey, announce that number Of
Albanians recently surrounded the
government offices at Ipek, took all
the officials prisoners, and then tele-
graphed to the Yildiz Palace at Con-
stantinople, demanding the release OF
the Albanians VINO are detained in
custody at Constsntinople. Two bat
talions CT Turkish infantry have been
dispatched to IpeK.
The Leon reporter. (Leon, Iowa) 1887-1930, 1902-04-10
Trouble in the Balkans.

Constantinople, April 7.-Advices
received here from Uskup, European
Turkey. announce that number Of
Albanians recently surrounded the
government offices at Ipek. took all
Of the officials prisoners and then tele.
graphed to the Yildiz palace, here,
demanding the release of the Alban.
ians who are detained in custody in
Ccnstantinople. Two battalions Of
urkish infantry have been dispatcher
to Ipek.
{ A fool may be funny. but that
doesn't indicate that he is possessed Of
wit.
The Leon reporter. (Leon, Iowa) 1887-1930, 1902-04-10
THREE KILLED,
SEVEN WOUNDED.
Desperate Alabama Negro
Uses Rifle with Telling
Effect.
sonnu o,nnIrn uf,ru nu,t, rrc
BODY RlDDLED WITH BULLETS
House Burned Over His Head and His
Corpse Thrown Into Fire by Enraged
Citizens-sherifr, MORALLY Hurt, Fights
to the End.

Tuscumbia, Ala, April 7.-Will
Reynolds, desperate negro. heavily
armed. ran amuck in settlement
known as Knardtown, near this city.
In his efforts to resist arrest he killed
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1902-12-14
hTIIJNERY.
NEW Health DISCOVERY.

WHEN ALL DOCTORS FAIL TO CURE
you try Nola Celery and Pepsin. guar
anteeG to cure the following diseases:
Heart. Consumption, Blood. Kidney,
Liver. Bladder. Vertigo Lungs, Dyspep-
STA. Indigestion. rheumatism and al!
female complaints; La Grippe or Pneu-
monia and Kidneys. kalo Celery and
Pe3sin Wine Tonic builds up solid
flesh The most powerful Brain slim
ulant. appetizer and Nerve Food. Price
81 per quart bottle: $50 per case. Hy-
geia Mfg Co. Richmond. Va. August
ArrCt Distributing Agent IaTdcH's
Shop. Nine Mile Read. Richmond. Va.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1902-12-14
HEALTH rs WEALTH.


WHEN ALL LEE LCL4Ct..o FAIL 10
rure you, Try L. J. hAh LEN, 10. 40.
West Broad Street. Richmond. va.
Guarantees to cure all diseases or no
charges. with pure herb medicine. AL
man orders promptly attended TO. l
cure the following diseases: Heart
Disease. Consumptiop. Blood. Kidney.
LIVER. Bladder. Str.,S'4re. Piles In any
form. Vertigo, Quinsy. Sore Throat.
Lungs Dyspepsia, Indigestion. Consti-
patton. r. cumatism in any form. Pains
and Aches OF any kind. Colds. Bron-
CHA! Troubles. Sores. Skin Diseases.
al itching sensations. all Female Com
plants, La Grippe. or Pneumonia. u
GERS. Carbuncles. Bols. Cancer the
worst forms. without the use Of knife
Or instruments; Eczema pinres on
face and body: Diabetes OF Kidney or
l3rights Disease Of the kidneys. I
cure any disease, no matter OF what
nature. All venereal diseases spe-
cialty Medicine sent TO any address
Ey express For full particulars send
& two-cent stamp for answer. No. lu4
Vycrt Broad Street p!chrnond Va.
G;,anch store ~ No. nos Twenty
eighth Streer. Newnc7. News. Va
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1902-12-14

SEVEN CASH PRIZE PROvERB CON
TEST TO-DAY,
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1902-12-14

THE CABLE PIANO IS THE MOST
artistic and sweetest toned.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1902-12-14
WANTED.

WOIJLD LIKE TO EXCHANGE y NEW
Cohle piano for diamond ring. Address
describing ring. Diamond, care Leader
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1902-12-14
BANKRUPT NOTICES.


NOTICE OF FIRST MEETING OF
CREDITORS.
IN. TIE DISTRICT COURT or THE
EPN DTsTPICT OF VIRGINIA.:
IN the Matter q No: a 4ls.
Bankrupt. bahhrUptcy
no tho creditors of c. T. RAY, of Rich
nonG. in the county Of Henrico, and
district aforesaid. bankrupt
Notire is hereby given that on the
s1tI, Ssv Of July a. D. 1902. the
said c. F. Ray was s., duly Iva adjuaeated e
pc rrHiltors will be held in my office.
ms Tfe No. - To- Postofice Building Rich
nlond. Virginia. on the 18th DA4 OF De
= at which time the said creditors
may attend. prove their claims. appoint
a. trustee examine the bankrupt. and
tr,nsact such other business as may
properly come before said mseting
p = RO. H. &,rALLEY,
Referee in Bankruptcy.
December o 1902. ..z
~ ohay,& A
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1902-12-14

KEEP OUT THE WEATHER. COME
by and tell KINGS man 10 come around
and put in that window glass: JOS East
Marshall Street.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1902-12-14
AUCTION sALE+FuTuREebA4
BY Augustine Royal & Co.
and
Sutton & Co..
Real Estate Auctioneers.

c'
Real Estate Auctioneers.
COMMISSIONERS AUCTION SALE
VALUABLE TRACT 81 o., LAND. On TIE
EAST SIDE OF THE RICHMOND
AND PETERSBURG TURNPIKE.
CONTAINING A.. ACES AND
ABOUT ONE-HALF MILE
FROM THE CORPOR-
ATE LIMITS Or THE
CITY OF MAN
CHESTER. VA.
In execution of q decree Of the Circuit
Court Of Chesterfield county. entered Oe-
cember 8. 1902. in the suit of Graser,s
Executrix vs. Thomas Moore ct ais. the
undersigned Special Commissioners, APP
pointed thereby will offer for sale at pub
lie auction al the front door of the Man
chester Hastings Courthouse. on
MONDAY. DECEMBER Is 1902.
at Il o'clock NJ. the property above de-
scribed
This property has a good front on the
east side of the Petersburg Turnpike and
runs back between lines nearly parallel
1t large oak grove.
The nearness of this property to Man
chester. with the electric cars running
in front of it. and the improvements go
ing on in that location. this property is
bound to enhance in value in the near
future.
TERMS-One-t third cash. the residue in
three equal instruments. payable at SIX
twelve and eighteen months from day OF
sale. evidenced by notes of the purchaser.
with six per cent. interest added from
day of sale. and the title retained until
the whole of the purchase money IS palo
and a conveyance ordered by the court:
or all cash, at the option Of the pur-
chaser.
A. W. PATTERSON,
SOL CUTCHINS.
FRANK r. SUTTON. J-..
Special Commissioners.
In the Clerks Office of the Circuit Court
of the County Of Chesterfield.
GraSers ENecutriN
VS..
Thomas Moore ct ais
l. z. II. Flournoy, clerk Of the said
court DO certify that the bond required
by the Special Commissioners by the de-
cree rendered in said cause on the Sd day
Of December, 1902. has been duly. given:
said court this Stll day of December. 1902.
E. H. FLoURNOY. Clerk.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1902-12-14
SITUATIONS wANTED-FEMALE.
WHAT is. THE PRovERB TO-DAY?

YOUNG LADY DESIRES SUBSTITUTE
work as stenographer during HOLIDAYS:
also permanent position desired Adj
dress NJ. j.. care this office.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1902-12-14
ErLp WANTED-MALE.
AGENTS WANTED.

WANTED. HUSTLING STATE MANA
gers and county agents: men and women
TO introduce reliable family medicine:
small capital required. DR.. ]. AN
DREWS & SON CO, Box 4I5. Washing
ton y. c.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1902-12-14
PLUMBING AID sTEAM FITTING.

]. w SARGENT, PLUMBING, TIN
ming and Steam Fitting; job work
specially; no job too large. none too
small No go East Main Street, old
phone $751;.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1902-12-14

ARE YOUR LUNGS WEAK? DANIELS
method of physical culture and deep
breathing viii make them strong and
develop the chest: class instruction
or and s0c.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1902-12-14
= =
!" !: Jhe lDogs lfov
]. IN The
!: Gigs Pound
+


THE following is a description of the
dogs now in the city pound:
Shepherd, male, black, white breast and
front feet.
Cur. male, black. white breast.
Shepherd, male, yellow, white rlI5 on
Scottish terrier. female, yellow.
Found puppy, female, black and tan.
Cur. male. yellow.
Beagle hound. female, white. black and
tan spotted.
Cur. male white. black spotted.
cur, male. black. white breast.
Scottish terrier, male. gray
Cur, male. black, white breast
Scottish terrier. female, white.
Cur, female. black.
Cur female. white. black spotted.
office hourse. between and 4. NJ. ami
from 3 to 4 2. NJ; Saturday. S and 8
:. NJ. and from ? to T. n. Sunday
closed.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1902-12-14

STORAGE ROOM.
E0P CHEAP AND DRY STORAG E
room amply to Richardson & Chap
nell M. Ln1 West MAN Street ft'e;'
videre Building.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1902-12-14
PIANOS.

$3.50 BURL WALNUT UPRIGHT PIANO
for S215-A very fine piano, OF reliab
make. has had very lite use. not q
mark CT scratch on case. peda 8.
triple strung. fun size. beauty: cost
new 500. our price now s215. on very
easy terms. Write for our sHecial
price-iist Charles NJ Stieri No 43l
East Broad Street Richmond Va.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1902-12-14

WANTED. A COMPETENT OFFICE
man desires position as book-keePer pS
January l. 1913: hest OF references. -
dress THE HUSTLER, Box ga, Colds
boro. y. c.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1902-12-14
SITUATIONS WANTED-MALE.

WANTED. BY A PRACTICAL BOOK
keeper and general office man. with %
years experience. a position: best fc!-
eaces in Richmond. Address D. NJ -
care this Office.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1902-12-14
SPORTING GOODS.

SPORTING GOODS. ELECTRO PLAT
ing Harris. Hlippen & Co. No. 1897
East Main Street
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1902-12-14
PHYSICAL CULTURE.

RESULTS SPEAK FOR THEMSELVES
louder than worus every pupil Of
Daniels School OF Physical Culture has
increased their chest expansion from
ore to four inches. No. 2l5 North First
Street.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1902-12-14

ORDER YOUR CHRISTMAS BAKING
In plenty of time: family baking at spe-
cial prices. E. Parkinson. NO. Al
North Sixth Street
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1902-12-14
SEVEN CASH PRIZE PRovERB CON

FOR FRESH NDIEs. 60 Go
Kaer1pf's, No. 10 North Nlhth street
SEEING IS BEL1Ev1SG: EXAMINE
itEMasic Wood Heater. Most durable
ornamental. cheapest, hottest: money
I1rsens' No A25 East Broad Street.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1902-12-14
POULTRY, BIRDS, ETC.

WE HAVE THE FINEST LOT OF
Singing Canaries and Gold Fish ever
broueht to Richmond. TANCTERS'
SUPPLY CO. 517-5l9 w Broad Street.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1902-12-14

ONE Gent
a WORD.
PERSONALS.


GOOD TALEER. ONE
fine young Amazon, one Mexican; all
cheap. TANCIERS' SUPPLY CO. 5l1-
$40 ". Broad Street.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1902-12-14
SILyER-PLATED WARE.
SPECIAL EXCHANGE.

BEST PRICES FOR OLD GOLD AND
silver or taken in eHchang" for no l.
day goods. ]. Weinstein, Jeweler. No
1901 East Main Street.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1902-12-14
UFEOLSTERlNG.

c. C. LEVY. NO. 544 BROOK AVENUE
makes Mattresses. Cushions ana slip
Covers to order. Bell phone 1886.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1902-12-14

MEND YOUR LEAKY ROOF: Q AND:
s-ply Tar Roofing Paper. You can get
it at KINGS. SIS East Marshall Street.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1902-12-14
MISCELLANEOUS.

WANTED-.l.00 900 LADIES TO RECON-
mend their gentlemen friends to get
their Xmas Candies from Kaempf's.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1902-12-14

a USEFUL CHRISTMAS PREsENT-A
Z MAGIC Wood Heater. JuRGENS, 40
E. Broad.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1902-12-14

4 MODERN. AND SANITARY BAKERY.
Cleanliness our trade mark L. FER
kinson. No. 42l North SKIN oiree'.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1902-12-14
SPECIAL SALE.

FINE JEWELRY. WATCHES. CLOCKS.
Diamonds Silverware. etc. can be got
ten at low prices at J. Weinstein, Jew
e,er. No l5G1 East Main Street.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1902-03-21
Skull DOrers.

A remarkable application of Biblical
precept is still to be found among the
Serbs. who do not all live in Servia, but
are also scattered over Turkey, Monte
negro, Bosnia and southern Hungary.
They are very quarrelsome, and the
vendetta flourishes among them. 1t
follows that bullet holes III the skull
are by no means uncommon.
Now, according to the unwritten law
q man who has made a hole in anoth-
er's head must submit to having his
own head perforated In like manner,
unless he prefers to pay about 500
damages, which is seldom the case. So
there has arisen among the Serbs a pc
culiar profession, that of the 'medigs,"
or trepanners, who for moderate fee
will bore hole in your skull and guar
antee the wound to heal in two weeks.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1902-03-21
How High Can N balloon Rise1

The altitude that may be attained
by balloon depends, first, upon it's
size; secondly, upon the filing of gas,
and, thirdly, upon the weight being
carried. A balloon of ordinary size,
$4,000 cubic feet, carrying the smallest
weight--that is, one person-when filled
with illuminating gas may reach 10000
feet, but when filed with hydrogen
27,00O feet. In order to ascend higher
we first of all need a bigger balloon.
One may say it was happy chance
that the Royal Meteorological institute
Of Berlin was provided with a balloon
of the unusual dimensions of 100000
cubic feet. The German emperor fur
nished $500 for making experiments
with it, and the Meteorological insti-
tute decided to make use of this op-
portunity for studying the highest re-
gions of mosphere.-Harper's Maya
zine.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1902-03-21
Private Gambling In Russia.

There is a good deal of gambling in
society in England, but it is nothing to
what goes on in Russia, says the Lon
don Candid Friend Nint, preference
and roulette are the principal games.
The second is the most popular in army
circles, while many ladies of the high
est rank keep roulette tables and have
regular Evenings" on which play goes
on for very high stakes. AS is usually
the case at roulette, the bank mostly
wins, and the hostess takes good care
to keep the bank.
One of the most notorious of these
private dens is run by two ladies of
the highest rank and connections. Only
the fine tleur of the society of st. Pc
tersburg are admitted, and the entree
is eagerly sought. The stakes are high,
the plunging often de- rate, and men
have been known to leave these salons
in a financial condition which APP
proaches ruin. The princesses, howev-
er, make a handsome income out of the
bank, and no one thinks the worse of
them
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1902-03-21
he FEARED HE had LOST

When WI Ting Fang, the famous Chin
ese Minister to Washington, irritable and
somewhat forgetful from severe cold,
missed one day from the front of his cap the
immense diamond he always wears there,
he was dreadfully frightened. A friend
pointed out that the statesman had mad
vertently donned his turban wrong side
before, and that the diamond was safe in
the rear. Had WI Ting Fang been wear
ing Benson's Porous Plaster on his chest
or back to cure his cold, he never would
have doubted its location. He would have
felt it doing its work, warming and max
ing flexible the torpid muscles, extracting
the pain and soreness, promoting the free
circulation of the blood, stimulating the
skin and lungs to proper action, and SO
dissoIcing and banishing the malady. Thus
we perceive, beloved friends, that
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1902-03-21

1t is quite a common practice for per-
sons owning pet birds to teach them to
take bits of sugar or other food liked
by the bird from the lips. 1t has been
discovered that the trainers of young
birds in Europe frequently contract in
this way peculiar parasitic growth on
the throat and lungs that is frequently
fatal, and a warning has been issued
by French physicians which may well
be needed by any one feeding birds
from mouth to beak.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1902-03-21
Somna m buIism.

Farmer Jones was awakened by a
suspicious noise in his barnyard, and,
going out with club and lantern, in
an angle between the chicken coop and
barn he saw colored neighbor stand
Ing bolt upright, with his eyes closed.
After receiving a sharp blow on his
head the intruder opened his eyes.
"Where is II" he asked. us dat you,
Farmer Jones? spect I'ze been walk
ing in my sleep again. I often does
walk in my sleep and JUS stand round
and don't know where is."-New
York Herald.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1902-03-21
vAGARlES OF THE TIDES.
Curious Currents In the Ocean and
It's OHshoOts.

It's OTshoots.
There are as many vagaries in the
waters as in the winds. Why, for in
stance, should three great ocean cur
rents send their warm waters across
the wide Pacific, Atlantic and around
the Cape of Good Hope? There have
been many theories advanced to solve
the problem of their origin, but all
have proved fallacious. Other and
equally mysterious currents exist IN
well nigh all parts of the world. The
tides are so erratic in different parts OF
the world that one hesitates to accept
the theory that the moon controls them
In all cases.
1t is on record that the sea has run
Tor weeks out Of the Java sea through
the strait of Sunda and thence back
again for like period without any per-
ceptible rise or fall during those times.
Then there is the equatorial current
that flows into the Caribbean sea, the
ever flowing current to the eastward
ID around Cape Horn, the cold stream
flowing from the icy regions of the
north past Newfoundland and Nova
Scotia and along the American coast
to the extreme end of Florida, the con-
tinual current running with a velocity
of from four to five knots an hour
through the strait of Gibraltar into
the Mediterranean sea, the swift cur
rent running across the rocks and
shoals off the end of Billion island,
which apparently starts from nowhere
and ends somewhere in the vicinity of
the same place, and the current which,
starting half way up the China sea-
runs from two to three knots an hour
to the northeast and finally ends alb
ruptly off the north end of Luzon.
Then we have those tidal vagaries
known the world over as bores. Resi-
dents on Severn side are familiar with
them, and those that run up the HUI
gil and Irawaddy rivers from side
to side in a ZigZag shape till they reach
their limit, often tearing ships from
their anchorage, originate nobody
knows where or why. The rush of wa
tiers in the bay of Fundy Is nothing
but a huge bore sweeping all before it
up to the head of the bay till the waters
have risen to the height of fifty or six
ty feet. OFF Southampton we have the
double tides, while at Singapore it has
been observed for days at time that
there has been but the one rise and
fall in the twenty-four hours. The tides
may be and very often appear as
though they were "moonstruck," but
they certainly are not controlled with
hard and fast rules by that or any 9th
er body.-London Shipping World.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1902-03-21

convincing proof that the kidneys and
der are out Of order.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1902-03-21
THE BIG DIAMOND ON HIS HAT

while pretty thing to look upon. was of
no practical use. But Benson's Plasters
are supremely useful. They relieve and
cure govt, rheumatism, neuralgia, colds
on the chest, lame back, ETC., SO quickly
and completely as to make you wonder how
it can be. Better ow,-well tomorrow;
that's the way they work. Get the genu-
Inc. All druggists, or we will prepay post
age on any number ordered in the United
States on receipt of Csc. each.
Seabury g. johnson, Mfg. Chemists, ny.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1902-03-21

"My dear" said the wife of the emf
nent professor, ''the hens have scratch
ed up all that eggplant seed you SOW
ed"
"Ah, jealousy" unused the professor.
And he sat down and wrote twenty
page article on 1.-THE Development of
Envy In the Minds Of the Lower Grade
of Bipeds. baltimore American.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1902-03-21
Right, Jamesl

Teacher-James, you must tell where
the Declaration of Independence was
signed.
James-Please. ma'am, at the bottom.
indianapolis News.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1902-03-21
Emotion Wasted.

st was terrible even to see the vii
lain die" said tho emotional girl at the
melodrama.
"Oh, WELL" consoled the old lady, che
would have died anyway. Did you no
dce how many cigarettes he smoked"
Exchange.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1902-03-21

The plans they have in the mint are
nearly all money making schemes
Philadelphia Bulletin.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1902-03-21

sediment or set
ting indicates an
unhealthy condi-
ton of the kid
neys; if it stains
your linen it is
evidence Of kid
ney trouble; too
frequent desire to
pass II or pain in
the back is also
49,