Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1902-10-17
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rob million of men of dollar each
than to rob one man of Million
Life.
Mrs. Jones-'I always think twice
before l speak once. sirr' Mr.. Jones
sighing)-'Exactly Maria-but you're
such quick thlnkerr PUCK.
Mistress ito newly-engaged cook
"And now, what shall we call your"
Cook-"Well, mum, me name is Ber-
tina, but me friends all calls me Birdie"
Swapping condolences: May-"I hear
Belle had a great talk with Harry out
on the beach" Clara-''I should say
she did. Why, even her tongue is sun
burned. "-Ex.
Haste necessary: Assistant Gn men,
agerie) Sir, it rains.' Keeper
Good heavens. Don't waste min
ute, but take in that zebra. Ills color
runs s'-IHd-Bits
If the people who can't write had
the brains of those who can, and those
who can had the skill of those who
Shu W nat II BlOliOuS We
would soon have.-Ex.
Mrs. Hiram Ofren-'What made you
leave your last placeg' The Cook Lady
"'Tis insultin' ye are. ma'am. Nothin'
could ever make me lave, maam. OF
go whin Oi PLACES. philadelphia
Press.
Lieutenant-"Don'ty you know enough
to salute your superior oflicerl' New
Senry-'T did, sir" Lieutenant-"I
failed to see you Sentry-"I said,
Hello, there!' but l guess you didn't
hear me-"
Ktty-"D'ye rally love me, Dinny?
Denny-"Do OF love ye? Faith, Kit
ty, Ord do anything to live wild ye
the rist av me loife, aven If Ol knowed
'twould kill me this minute" "-Phila-
delphia Press.
Mrs. Benham-"It's hard on the peo-
pie of Greenland to have nights six
months long" Benham-"Yes. Just
think of the sufferings Of the poor man
whose wifes mother drops in to spend
the evening. ."-Bazar.
Casey-"Did ye go ovter t. see Kel-
ly lasht noight?" Costigan-"Oi did
not. Afther Old walked two-thirds av
tn way Oh was too tired t. go shtep
further, so OF turned round an walked
back home again.'-Judge.
Brother, don't you know If you
swear at those mules you won't get to
Paradise?" Yes, pawson; but If l
don't swear at them | won't get to the
end of the row. and that's the impor-
tant thing at present. philadelphia
Record.
Eyes, count In all the park there is
no place 1 like so well as under this
old, old tree. (Slghing sentimentally)
'There are tender associations, you
see." "Ahal l comprehend, mam'selle.
You have yourself planted the tree"
Punch.
His choice jury: Lawyer Brief-"I
see that case of yours is on. Jury
drawn yet?' Lawyer Skinner-'Y es,
and it's splendid one" Lawyer
Brief-"Above the average in intelli-
gence, eh?" Lawyer Skinner-"No;
way below t."-Philadelphia Press.
The real trouble: Laura-"I under
stand the match between Helen and
young Gotrox is Off" Belle-"W hat
was the trouble, l wonderY Laura
"She insisted on fifty dollars a week
alimony, In case they should be diVorc-
ed. and he refused TO allow her more
thon twenty-five dollars" - Chicago
Daily News.
Mrs Doolan--"Only think, Mrs, Gro
gan that great Pianipounder has prac-
ticed SO har-rd at the pianny for the
lasht six months that he has paraloysed
two fingers" Mrs. Grogan-"Begorrah,
that's nothing. Mrs. Doolan, Me daugh-
ter, Mary Ann. has practiced SO hard
for the lasht six months that she's par
aloyzed two piannies.'
Excited Fisherman Ito country hotel
keeper)-"There isn't "A bit of fishing
about here! Every brook has sign
warning people off. What do You mean
by Turing anglers here with the prom
/ ise of fine fishng?" Hotel Keeper
didn't say anything about fine fishing.
IL you read my advertisement careful
/ ly. you Will see that what said was
Fishing mapproachable. "
The blood of the soldier; Il suppose
colonel" said the beautiful grass
widow. that there often are moments
when you wish you were again ON the
battlefield, thrilled by the roar and
fred by the excitement Of war; 'Hes,
he answered, looking around eagerly
/ for an avenue of escape, ana seeing
none. "even now the old feeling comes
back to me."-Chlcago Record-llerald.
An appreciation: A man went with
( his wife to visit her physician. The
doctor placed thermometer in the
woman's mouth. After two or three
minutes, Just as the physician was
about to remove the instrument, the
man. who was not used to such pro-