The Mt. Sterling advocate., 1902-02-11
Summer Coon.

ocop VI SONciue Ou iHc AVtn VI
January. he had with him eleven
of the best admrals and comadors
that could be got in the navy de-
and after calling the role
he reported to the hirer corts for
duty in which he received all in
structions purtaining to law and
order mong the insurgents. after
the higher officials got thrue with
his instructions Admiral Mason was
ordered back on the lower floor with
his forces and to be gin business at
oncs which wer dun. The first
thing wer to apoint secatary to
keep the talie sheet and admiral
Durhamggot that important pur-
sishion. then the ball opend up in
grand stile. Admiral Mcfadden wer
made door opner an shutter. Adj
mral Stokley was appointed floor
manager, and after all by laws wer
explained and the admrals and com
adors wer seeted. Admiral Mason
come down on the table with his
boot heel for order and quitness
which wer brought bout in duble
quick time. the first speech was
made by admiral Durham in which
he condemed the insurgent bug JUICE
bill to sum extent. he sed he
thought 1T had bin over run by sum
of the insurgents and to find out
for surten it would be proper to put
sum of them on the witness stand
and grind out a little infmation a
long the calamaty water line, so
Bob Patterson wer called and Ad-
mral Durham asked him if he new
of eny minors under twenty-onc
years old that had bough eny of the
creeter a round and bout eny OF
the cooling stations on the island
of corse bob new nothing bout
that as he never takes eny onlev in
case of sickness. So an other wei
called and admiral Stokley wanted
to no if he new of eny violation Of
Gather the Sunday or Sabbith law
of corse that wer a ded note anC
out of fashion and all hands wen
up as usual, then came the 10 JC
and the coon pipe bill whitch caus
ed a little rangle and tangle a mong
the admrals for a short time bout
/ the way of spelling Mckof!inscoll
the west end of 10 JOS name, bu'
as it could not be agreed on by th'
majority of the admrals it wer jes
let go at 10 Jo and passed in as &
summer bill on a half shell and al
hands went up and that settled the
pipe bill. The next bill wer tn,
Johnson and Williby mule anC
horse trading bill that required tht
tallant of all the admERls and com
adors, tho after considerable hamer
ing it wer run thrue the mill anC
Johnson left mule-less. the mex
bill presented was the blind tiger
bill il came little unexpected tC
sum of the Admrals and things be
gin to look a little scattering fol
sum of the comadors and for fear il
might be probed to deep and eau.
sum of the admrals to be question
ed long the line it wer shovel
thrue on doble quick time. it wei
soon seen that it would not be gooC
policy to dig very deep in the blint
tiger bill. Admiral Durham shot
right and left at the minors under
twenty one. Comador Duff dur
good work on the bug JUICE bill. tn,
Summer Coon made sum enquiries 8
bout pursons earring conceded can
mons bout there purson. the still
hous fish bill wer hailed over the
colds but did not get the full strentt
of the vote be caus sum Of the Ad,
mrals thinks the city ought to b,
indited for lowing still house tC
be located within three or for,
miles Of its surburbs. the finds
don't stop the bad smell in warn
wether. 1t looks as good as saying
wee will stand the bad filth anC
smell all right if you will pay us ,
little hush money when wee call OF
you. how dus it sound to a mar
up tree eny how? don't it look
little scattering?
SIMMER CooN