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Anadarko daily democrat. [volume] (Anadarko, Oklahoma) 1901-190?, 1902-05-31
Thinks Crime Hereditary.

Jailer John l.. Whitman of Chicago,
said the other day in lecture before
a women's clubs that, in his opinion.
ie the family history of bank de-
iaulter were examined it is probable
that some one of his ancestors would
be found to have been a shortweight
srocers or petty criminal against
society Crime" he added, lis a
disease. and its only cure is kind
.veatment"
Anadarko daily democrat. [volume] (Anadarko, Oklahoma) 1901-190?, 1902-05-31
Do Your Feet Ache and burn,

Shake into your shoes, Aliens Foot
Ease, powder for the feet. 1t makes
tight or New Shoes feel Easy. Cures
Corns, Bunions, Swollen, Hot and
Sweating Feet. At all Druggists and
Shoe Stores, 25c. Sample sent FREE.
Address Allen s. Olmsted, LEROY. N. Y
Anadarko daily democrat. [volume] (Anadarko, Oklahoma) 1901-190?, 1902-05-31
The SURGEONS KNIFE
Mrs. Echis Stevenson Of Salt
Lake City Tells How Opera
tiOns For Ovarian Troubles
May BE Avoided.

"DFAE Mrs PtNKuAM;--I suffered
with inflammation Of the ovaries and
womb for over six years,enduring aches
and pains which none can dream OF but
those who have had the same cxpe.
Anadarko daily democrat. [volume] (Anadarko, Oklahoma) 1901-190?, 1902-05-31
.TERNAL AND INTERNAL TREATMENT FOR EVERY HUMoUR.

o
USA AN
and tonic digetvs cmpounded
Anadarko daily democrat. [volume] (Anadarko, Oklahoma) 1901-190?, 1902-05-31

The girl who talks about her swan
like neck is apt to make n goose Of her
self
Anadarko daily democrat. [volume] (Anadarko, Oklahoma) 1901-190?, 1902-05-31

IL may be a failure" remarked the
airship, "but there are no flies on me -
Anadarko daily democrat. [volume] (Anadarko, Oklahoma) 1901-190?, 1902-05-31

EARLIEST RUSSIAN MILLET

use ATLAS OATS. 1t builds UP Drawn,
muscle and brain. All grocers.
Anadarko daily democrat. [volume] (Anadarko, Oklahoma) 1901-190?, 1902-05-31

win you be short of hayi If so, plant a
plonty Of this prodigally prolific millct
to Tons of Rich Hay Per Acre.
Price so lbs Sl90; 100 lbs, 49, Low freights
John A. Salze- Seed Co.. La Crosse, Wis w
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1902-03-21
Better LUCK THAN RICHES.

L YER BODY HAS HEARD of the
J. gentleman who inadvertently fell
into river and shortly afterward
came out with his pockets full of fish.
There is also The case OF the woman
who picked out the horse with the
pretuest name and won a large amount
of money by backing it at unheard-of
odds. These and other samples of the
whins exhibited by the goddess Of
chance pale into mere, routine, every
day occurrences when compared with
a happening in salt Lake Wednesday.
A pair OF horses attached to a wagon
loaded 10 It's capacity with mirrors
took it into their heads to run away.
Now. under ordinary circumstances,
the individual with sporting proclivi-
ties would lay at least 10 to that half
n dozen Of the mirrors would be broken
I'm such a case. The odds "on form. %
as the turf writer's say, would
De 20 20 ] that five mirrors were demol-
ished. and something like LOCO to 1
that the entire load did not get away
unscsthed.
Yet that is exactly what happened,
and the runaway was not an imitation
affair. either. Several other vehicles
were demolished. a telephone pole was
severely shocked. and i'm the end the
horse broke away from the wagon. but
NOT a mirror was touched. Surely here
was luck Of the really phenomenal or
der. but it was mighty narrow es-
cape. Think what TIE result would
have been for the driver Of the wagon
if his entire load had gene by the
board
Ancient superstition tells Us that he
who breaks a mirror is destined 70
have seven years of i'll fortune. IS
there were some forty mirrors in the
wagon. it is clear that that mans
Troubles would have been rs the sands
OF the sea. 'unnumbered cor multi
tude. Forty times seven is $50 BY
even SO simple a calculation the awful
result is arrived at. Two hundred and
eighty years Of misfortune in ore little
life.
Isn't it enough to make the brain
Reel and the pulses beat fast or cease
beating, as the case may be, from hor.
Tor. Verify. that teamstev is due tC
offer some thanks 70 his guiding 5es.
tiny. AS the old saying has It: Hi.
luck is more valuable than a license Il
steal"
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1902-03-21
SPRING IS HERE.

WHILE NOBODY viii be able to no
" tice any joltng in the wheels Of
the universe. this is the day the sun
crosses the line. In other words, it is
technically the first day Of spring Ac-
cordlng to the weather bureau man,
who has forgotten more weather lore
than the goose bone of our fathers ever
knew, genial Old Sol viii daily grow
more torrid from now until the CORE
spoEsdng calendar period Of june
when DE once more starts away
from us
SO many wonderful things have been
writes about the gladstone springtide,
This is the season when the gentle
housewife starts her periodical crusade
against the willy and various bug. 1t
is the time when heads Of families wish
the woods were nearer, and the beating
Of carpets IS heard in the land. Be
ginning today and extending ever a
period of a month or two, the lovely
red moving van of commerce, loaded
TO its groaning capacity. viii toll
through the streets.
The little trundle bed viii be swung
on the rear as Of yore and poor papa
VIII vary a lamp in either hand and
a bundle OF bed clothes on the apex Of
his being. Mamma and the children
VIII work ana worry and fret and stew
while papa curses. but in the end
they'll an settle down to a peacefully
placid existence until the next time
comes around. But Oh, the terror Of
the present; Oh. the unspeakable bliss
OF fitting st0vepipe joints. of lifting
ranges, OF hanging pictures. of mys-
teriously losing the very things you
most wanted to put your hands on.
Is there any season cutie so joyous
as sbring to the individual VINO has
Just tried to drive his thumb through
an inch board? 1t is much to be feared
that the enviable record our old
friend jon left to posterity. would have
been sadly marred if he had been
forced to hitclf his warhorse 20 a
NOV ing wagon and shift his place of
abode once a year or so. Moving is
ike a 0oil, in that the place where it
happens is always the very worst pos
sibie place
However as the poets tell as, spring
has its compensations- The grass
grows green in the valleys and on the
foothills; the buds grow and swell and
open. covering the earth with verdure;
birds mate and build their nests, and
all nature wakeHs from slumber. kissed
by gentle breezes, warmed by glowing
sunlight it IS the season Of all sea
sons when the heavens declare the
glory Of God and the armament show
eth his handiwork." Every human be-
ms should rejoice in the springume
Tor in its glories are exemplifed Gods
promises Of the resurrection morning
In the words of the old, old carol:
Pleasant springtime now is here,
Dance and sing. dance and sing.
Happiest time of all the year
Is the lovely spring"
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1902-03-21
ocieW%

Mrs. /. J.. Downing will entertain
the Friday Afternoon card club at her
home today.
Mrs. w. Mont Ferry gives luncheon
today in honor of her mother, Mrs.
Truman.
Mrs. A. Il. Tarbet entertained yes
terday afternoon in honor Of Mrs Wal
ter Lewis Of Butte.
This afternoon at the Washington
school Mrs. II. s stowe of the Wo-
mans club viii give talk on the
subject of Cigarette" and Mrs. c. s.
Kinney VIII speak on the same topic
az the Webster school The parents Of
both districts are invited.
Mrs. Archie p Bigelow Of Ogden is
in the city for snort time. the guest
Of Mrs. c. d Moore.
Mr.. Sanford J Truman of Kansas
city is visiting Mr.. and Mrs. ". Mon
tague Ferry. M. Truman IS brother
Of Mrs. Ferry.
The Y L. NJ. I. association of the
Ninth ward will give a character ball
in their hall this evening.
- q
A ball win he given in the Twenty
first ward meeting house this evening.
Mrs. J. w. Kazebee of Cheyenne.
Wyo-, is the guest of friends in salt
Lake
q q
Mrs. y. b. Richardson entertained
the card club at her home last evening.
@ o o
The regular meeting of the Woman's
Christian Temperance union viii be
held this afternoon at the residence
of Mrs William H. ibbals. 1906 Third
street. at $3.50 o'clock. An interesting
programme has been arranged and
light refreshments will be served.
Miss ElenOr DOoly viii leave some
time next week for California.
o. - o
On Wednesday occurred the wedding
of Mrs. Emily Fuller and Mr.. Thomas
Barch, the ceremony being performed
| by Deputy County\Clerk Emery at the
brides home on East Fifth South
street Little Miss Ada and Master
Clarence received guests. The niece OF
the groom. Eventia Thompson, served
/ punch under q canopy OF American
Beauties and smilax. Those presiding
IN the dining room were, Mrs. 7
Hessiar. Mrs. J. Gutherie, Mrs. NJ. Ross
and Miss Sadie Freeman.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1902-03-21
Mutual Affection

Yes, an I took up de- box O. ch0c'luts
DAT cost me a huh bone. an wantin' %
do de ting proper, I SAYS. when ] passed
'en 70 her, says i Sweets 20 DE- sweet,
quotin po Try. goa know. An sag, wol
q yeh tink she says say She di7n
say ting but. 7 anks to dc tank. say
Wot2
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1902-03-21
,AmuSemeHtS.
3


Nobody who saw the house at the
Grand last night would dare venture
the opinion that popular interest in
helodrama is on the wane. Although
Human Hearts" has been on the road
Tor many season, the production was
greeted last evening by a crowd that
nlled the house.
me audience seemed TO enjoy it. too
The Vaccinations of viIlainy and the
Irlumphs of true love were followed
with the deepest of interest. and with
frequent Fluctuations of applause
human Hearts" which was written
Dy Hal Reid. the author of a large
number Of popular melOdramas. is one
OF the best Of its kind now before the
public. It deals with life in the back
woods of Arkansas and plays for sue
cess upon the principle that .'one touch
OF nature makes the whole world kin -
The company did not fan below nat
ural expectations.
The play viii remain tonight and to
morrow night, with matinee tomorrow
The Sign Of the Cross" drew a good
house at the Theatre last evening.
The sale of seats for Mr.. Wizards
engagement at the Theatre next week
opens this morning.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1902-03-21
his Is
IGW'S

Harry S. New, vice president Oh tl5
Indianapolis Journal, losses the ~.
lowing bouquet into the Bu-ln5''-
conservatory:
Il think I have never made q Ie-
road journey, freer from annoyaL.G.,., -
Of every character, OF one more 49,
factory in every respect, than ~ -.
which I have Just completed over p.
Burlington Route from ST. LOUIS
the west and return. The Toaaos-'
itself, is fine. its passenger e4--I
ment new and well cared toI, ~
employees Of the road are parJics.--...---...
attentive and polite, and the dll-L5
car service IS the best L have eve
seen anywhere"
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1902-03-21

meet in Chicago in 1904. The akom-
mers" smoothing more or less than a
drinking bout, and for years without
number 81 has been one Of the most
honored institutions Of the German uni-
versity. Students gather around long
tables. and the one who can drink the
most beer and remain above the table
is crowned with bay.
The custom is simply a revival or
a continuance, rather. Of the old me-
dIaevaI theory that no man can be a
gentleman Who IS not upsy at least a
part Of every day. University athletic
committees of the fatherland have dis
covered that even German beer, which
is conceded 10 be less harmful than any
similar intoxicating beverage, has a
bad effect on the brain and the muscle
OF their young men. When pitted
against athletes of other lands where
no beer is served at the training tables,
they have almost invariably maze a
poo- showing.
Now they are to have an equal start
in this respect with the others. 3nd il
is thought the example of sturdy
healthy. clear-eyed physical manhood
they will present, win have a beneficial
effect on other German students. Tt
is reasonable to believe this viii be
the case. Many unthinking people are
in the habit Of decrying college ath-
letics. The comic papers would have
las believe that students in leading uni-
versities learn football. baseball. row.
ing and other forms of outdoor exer-
else before they learn how TO dey,ine
a Latin noun.
This is. of course, q wild eX3ggera-
ton. for. while colleges do teach and
encourage healthfuI exercises. they do
not neglect TO store the brain wi n use
full knowledge. College athletics are
valuable because they offer an incen-
tive to the living Of clean lives. Boys
no want TO make the varsity
teams. football, baseball or tra-k, know
they cannot hope for the fuldIlment
Of their ambitions unless they let all
forms Of dissipation alone. The course
| Of training to which they must sub
nit bars them from many C the so
/ called good things of life, but it leaves
;hem physical models and stores them
with strength for battles with the
world
~ all means the young men should
b. encouraged. It is hardly possible
to over-estimate the value of physical
strength and well being, and it is an
almost invaIiable law of nature that
the healthy mind and the unhealthy
Z body are never found together.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1902-03-21
Commissioners EVANS.

THE REPORT that ?, ion Commits
sioner Evans is TO be given a bet
ter position in the government service
than the one he now Occur -es will be
gratifying news Nto citizens who ike
to see a faithful public servant re-
warded. In the face OF abuse such
as has been showered on few officials
in the last decade, Mr.. Evans has gone
on about his duty as he saw it. Heed
less of the yelping of the pack Of hun
grv pension coyotes. he has admins
tered the affairs of his Office in man
ner creditable to himself and to the
thinking portion Of the country
A less determined man would have
fallen before the onslaught Of the raid
: ers. but Evans stood firmly. With a
| patience as commendable as it is sur
prisins, he has given his personal at
tention, so far as possible. to. every
pension application The worthy ones
have been approved and the unworthy
denied. The professional old soldier has
been forced to seek a more lucrative
occupation and some attorneys with
criminal instincts have been taught
that they were playing with fire when
they attempted to get fraudulent claims
/ through Mr.. Evans department
The severance of his connection with
/ the pension Office win be a distinct
blow to that department, no matter
who may be selected to take his place.
His removal Will doubtless be the sig
nal for a renewal Of attempts at loot
/ ing the treasury which he has success
/ fully resisted for the past FIVE years.
a strong man viii be needed or the
/ pension system viii again become a
scandal and a disgrace TO the nation.
/ IT is hardly necessary for The Herald
| to say that it does not disapprove of
pensions TO old soldiers who actually
are entitled to the money It does dis
! approve Of wholesale fraud which,
prior to Mr.. Evans appointment, was
VIGOROUSLY easy in this bureau. The
! genuine old soldier who fought to pre-
serve the union is entitled, not only to
the gratitude of lie nation, but to
/ something more substantial. Most of
/ them have already been accorded rec
ognitiou and now, instead of showing
a steady increase. the amount expend-
ed annually for pensions should begin
/ TO diminish
This. under Mr.. Evans administra-
ton. is in sight The president cannot
afford to appoint a less Trustworthy
] man, but ne viii have to search ia!
and long before he finds one equally
competent. To whatever station he
may be called, Mr.. Evans feIlow-coun-
trymen viii always hold him in high
/ and grateful regard.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1902-03-21
g !. DENVER N ORD dRAN0g
49, ENo IdE~rnuA
RIO GRANlE WE5lL.[-5z- II.
Current Time Table
In Eject JAN. i. ls0a
LEAVE SALT LARF Cfrv

NO 5-for Grand junction han
yer Emo points east
80 z-FCT Provo. G-rr5 H. ~ an
non and an points easT s-
No s-FOr Provo. Cra-5 - s'la pa
No io@For Is Bin gIills i i.s5i D.. s0pu
70, Sit. Pleasant, Manti
MafysFale a1G inLernsdtsfs
80 49,. ss............. I'm.
Nc. -t0f Eureka, Pays1i4. ne. ~
GER Sr0vO snd inte-mc5isIa
MS -. 5000. ....s ....... F.l1,-
No 5-k'or Ogden and the vest ~ ~ m
No 81 or Ogden and vesr rf,S- ~
no. l-kor Ogden and Wast. .I5.fs n n
NO. az-FOr Park City -. s.is "a
ARRIVE SALT LAKE C7TV1, Al
NO 5-From Provo, Grand juno
ZION aoo the east ........-. u-r
NO 1-ETom Provo. Grand Jur7- IA
ton and the east .......... ga.ss.-
No S-FrOm Provo, Grand june .
ton and tha east --.......-..... -a-za,-
no. t-tTom Provo, BInp-
nam, Eureka. NarvsvaIe No..
Al ana intermediate points. SIM
no 6-crom Ogden ana the west ~ Z =
NO. From ogden and tnt west 3.E -
No 4-from ogden ard the ives. gI6 4 =
Nc. From Eureka. Payszn.
heoer, Provo and intermediate
No. H-From Park City ........ s.isn-
Perfect Dining Car Service.
Sleeping Cars 20 Chicago Without Chsrrs
Ticket Omcs 1l3 West Second Son.
Postoffice Corner. Phone. Z5
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1902-03-21

1t is a pity the English gre so devoid
Of sense Of humor. If it were not
so parliament might add considerably
to the gayety Of nations by returning
the compliment eur Democratic con-
sressmen have paid England in their
resolutions Of sympathy for the Beers.
A proper return Of the compliment
would be a resolution expressing the
sympathy of England for The Fnipinos.
True, neither resolution would be of
material assistance in settling these
grave problems. but that has not in
terfered with the passage Of one and
it should not interfere with the adop-
ton OF the other.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1902-03-21

The sale of seats for Mr.. Wizards
lgagement at the Theatre next week
pens this morning.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1902-03-21
oDELL's eERMAN sPFEcH.
Backhanded Compliments Paid to
New York Executive.
CNew York Tribune

Governor Odelrs command Of the
German language was forcibly brought
out on Tuesday evening. when one Of
MS friends asked him ina joking wav.
l hear that you ere going 10 make
a speech IN German when the prince
comes. Is that right?"
You ask that replied the governor.
as If l could not speak German. Now.
1 want you to understand that YOU are
mistaken. I once made a German
speech shortly after my election in
Newburg, and every one who heard il
said it was good speech.
Then, why don't you repeat it FOR
the prince?" asked the friend. who was
somewhat taken aback by the GOV
I ernOr's statement.
We'll, 1 do not know how he wolld
/ like it. I'll tell you how it happened.
1 was serenaded by the German Naen-
/ nerchOr of my city. and. as I had ex-
pected that it was coming, [ studied
up, with the use Of several German
grammars and lexicons, until. to my
mind, I had prepared a great speech.
After the music Of the serenade was
over made my speech, and as 1 spoke
the last sentence the crowd almost
/ broke my eardrums with their ap-
/ plause. They shouted: Good speecht'
-@-is @fNs ~ - esAt a 45hhs anu %
on.
well, I went to bed that night with
/ the satisfaction Of believing that 1 had
made a great speech, And 1 felt par
! tiCularly proud because it was my first
attempt in German.
I suppose 1 would have gone on
I thinking so to this day if I hadn't
CHANGED the next morning TO sit at q
table at the hotel near couple of Ger
mans. one OF whom was at the serenade
/ the night before. They didn't see me,
and they We're talking about the sere-
made I couldn't help hearing what
/ they said. and it went something ike
/ this:
That was a great speech OF the
| governors last night, said one.
Did you go? said the other.
I was there all right. and I can
I tell you you missed something great.
/ That speech was worth going 100 miles
/ TO hear.
4 was Just going 10 congratulate
| myself again. said the governor,
/ when the other man said
IS That's strange: I didn't know that
/ the governor could make q German
speech
He can't. said the other, with con-
siderable emphasis. But he can make
/ as good a Weber & Fields speech as
You want to hear
! Then. said the governor in a
/ somewhat lower voice. II was glad they
didn't see me"
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Time Card.
In Effect
Nov. 3. 1901.
IEB5g
S4IaE 4s
ARRIVE

From Ogden. al points east.
Butte, Portland and San Fran
cisco ,--;.-.-----, -------.-,...-. 2;sAA
POlnts............ .......-......... s:SAM
and san Francisco -. sloPG
From Ogden, Cache Valley and
intermediate points ............. 6,5l P.M
From ogden, Butte Portland
and baE francesca. ..-..-..-.-.. $50 PIX
From all points south, except
A-ltlt .--.---s.-. ..--.--- .......... go AK.
From Nephi Tintic, MeTcET ana
intermediate points .....-....... $50 Pm
From IOOeie and Terminus. 5(5PM
DEPART
To Ogden. Cache Valley and all
points east .....-.-.-.-...--...... 7.09AM
70 Ogden. Butte, Portland and
San CisCO.................... Us An
To Ogden, all points east an1
san Franci~cO .-..-......-..-.--.lZ.l5 Pa.
ana "a points east.-,...'... '.... sBPx
ate points and San SAN F-sa5isstlBPX
in,ermediafe points- ~. 7sAM
To all points south, except to
Tintic ard MerCEr............-. f.'5 PIX
To Terminus and ToOeie-....-.-. l;5 Az
%Trains between Milford and Frisco CO
not run Sundays
@aDaIly except Sunday
Telephone no. go City Ticket Ci1ca
H1l Main street
T. n. SCHUMACHER .. ?. BURLEY
y. s. SPENCER. A. C. P. &rA
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1902-03-21

1t does look rather like rubbing it
in for the Casper judge TO sentence
Woodward TO be hanged on Good FRI
day. However, the jurist evidently be-
Iieves that the better the day the bet
ter the deed, and in this instance he
VIII find many Wyoming people wis
agree with him.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1902-03-21
Not HIS wife
Chicago Tribune)

SINNERS Ito the cook lady)-Tn tell you
won't stand this sor- Of thing ans
longer. You can leave il you want TO.
and the sooner the better I tell you--.
The Cook Lady with great dignity)-
An PLACE remember. Mister SINNERS.
who you do be a tall1in' 20. You seem 20
forget that I am not your wife an Sc
MOST trate me loike a loidy.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1902-03-21

Customs Appraiser Dare Of san Fran
cisco is evidently making bid for a
yellow feather or q blue jacket OF a
hornets nest or something Of that kind
from China. He has conhscated some
tablets taken by an American soldier
from the forbidden city and awaits di-
rections from the state department as
to how they shall be returned to The
empress dowager
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1902-03-21
ATHLETES AID IH1OxIcAsrs.

kGREAr ARGUMENT for temper
a ance is found in the resolution Of
tbs German university authorities 10
abolish the "kam -rs,' in order that
their yo6ng athletes may BE- better pre-
pared TO win prizes az the international
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1902-03-21

The sultan has refused to repay TO
the United States the S72o0o ransom
which Miss Stones release cost. X
looked ike q hard job To secure the
m5ssionary's freedom. but it was child
play. compared with the task 81 get
ting coin out OF ~the sick man.