The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1902-02-01
MR. DOOLEY
ON KAMALO

.He HIvius th' KomIo case is Iudgd.
said Hpnnpssey
"1Js inded. so say" said MIR. Doolcy
sure, Hiunisspy ye'No not seen 90
rale beginning we've nivcr heard
rale thrile yet. Hinnisspy. wan iv Ga.
cases where thcyso lyers bee On dozu
ami siwril Judges. That's what Kamlo
10 Dee Whin it's fairly started
'ltll come about this way. Hinnisscy
Tn CBSeU go tO th' Supreme cOurt an
Whin tn CoOrt sees tn laruin iv IN
frs circus judge EXPLOITED i'm tn find
ms, they'll be "a contes' fur tn houors
tv knocKn' tn daycisiOn. Lave me-
IN chief justice n say takin his coat
Off have roun' with this daycisiOn,
he'll say Twill be better he'll say.
thin Dinver Ed Smith an a hasbeen
that niver was An vhn ne gets
through, Hinnissey. tn case goes back
FIR another trile firm tn start.
"Ih case inded? We don't know.
Hinnissey. As tn Pershunpote says,
who might have been named after tn
case, Hinnissey an who wrote tn You
Bet iv Amy kamlo,
" Win you an ! beyon' tn vale have
passed
CO. but long, long while he says
tn ~ Sc shall last
81 dropped in wanse, Hinnissey. to
hear a thrile. They was a lyer tellin'
bth' judge he OBJECTED. TIL QUESTION s
decOmpOsed, Onsartin. non cOmpOs mem
tis an erysip-las,' he says, an besides,
he says, tn witness don't know tn an
swer anyhow
It's me view says tn coort. that
tn Authorizes ye've named are right
though they'se violence, he says, al
most conclusive, that they'se wrong.
FIR m wan pint iv view. tn QUESTION is
proper wan, firm another tits not.
il dipinds on tn answer. Looked an
other way, it's right, an it's wrong, and
it's either wan an both, an upside
down an straight as a pike
" Thin he Tipped a coin, Hinnissey,
wan Nv those that P. c. Jones spint on
tn day he landed in Hawaii. I'll see 8
he says, what tn flip DECIDES he says
an decide accordin' to it or otherwise, .
he says. TIL rulin' iv tn coort is he
says, that tn witness answer tn quis-
ton, an tn coOrt will strike tn an
swer firm tn record
Thin Hinnissey, they tole tn wit
ness TO answer an he asst what was tn
QUESTION. An they was no wan that
knew. Read it, says tn coort, to tn
unfortunate Witness
They asst the QUESTION agin, Hinnis-
sey, an tn witness didn't know. That's
rale smart lyer,' says tn man be me
side, He gets EN- iv'ry time.
An now, says tn lyer, with an
air iv vict'ry, we thavin, lying scoun-
drel We perjOOrer We shoplifter We
rooner iv homes an blaster iv tn repu-
tayshun iv tn city, he says. 'p'haps.'
he says, we horsethief,' he says ven
tell tn. coort just eXackly what it is We
don't know
An he had him. Hinnissey. TIL
witness shrunk an tn coort expanded
They was low murmer among tn
spectators.
Ye said says tn lyer, that We
Z In L. T..
What II was We don't know. an why
an whin, an how, or ilse, he says
stan forth a silf-convicted perjoorer'
" i objtct' says tn other lyer, to tn
QUESTION. L don't know mesilf an I
don't believe tn COUNSEL does. An
moreover, tn witness don't. They'se
so many things he don't know he can't
tell which wan tn larned but misguided
Z COUNSEL wants. Moreover he saws, at
| this late hour I objict to tn QUESTION on
tn ground that it calls for tn concIu-
sion iv tn witness, an tn proper groun'
hasn't been laid be shown that he has
amy
Sustained, says tn coort, 'on iv'ry
pint but wan, an oveTroOled on that
But. he says, be tn authority iv tn
second book iv Ginisis. he SAYS. tn
codrt VIII instruct tn witness ginrally
mat as a rool iv law. ivrything he
doesn't know must be Exposed to tn
light w day. An if he does know
anything be tn same authority he
SAYS, I shall rool it out. or lave it in
Thin tn whistle blew, Hinnissey, an
I lift"
What are they sum for?" asked
Hennessey.
"They'se no wan" said Mr. Dooley.
knows that. They'se nanny pints
ahead ~ 1t; frs tn lyers have to find
out if theyse a case an thin, Hinnis-
sey, these time given f'r each side to
see which can find tn mosts cases re-
simblin', Fan differin' firm it. Thin tn
coort says which iv tn cases is tn
best. Thin, Hinnissey they'se argy-
mint over thin, an others, an iv'ry-
thing ilse, ontil tn fac's is thoroupbIv
lost sight iv. After all that, Hinnissey.
Whin theyse no wan lookin' tn coort
hands down a decree"