The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1902-04-03

lei I)RSDAY, APRIL 8.
RUM-1NAT10Ns. s
Time is we'll seasoned affair.
Collie is more or less Of pains TAX
ing affair. =
The farmer is share holder in Ma
lures Security Co.
The greatest feature of modern
journalism is want''ad.'' s....-l..-
It's spring with the milliners and
also(w) with the farmers. 3st
The author of ben Bolt. is dead.
He got worldwide reputation for a
song.
Nature has played its grand March
and will now proceed to beat tattoo
with April rain drops. ~.
Mayor Ames has started an inspec-
tion on the hoof in that city that is
decidedly an innovation. &.
A lot of the evils of the world are
attributed to bum whisky, but the
whisky bum is responsible for great
many more evils.
The president is taking two wrest-
ling bouts daily with Boston physical
instructor. He is doing this to keep
down his weight while the office hold
ers wait on the outside.
First Detective-Did Jones act bit
queer when you saw him?
Second Detective-Yes but then his
wife was with him. She belongs to the
dress reform movement, you know.
For number of years the Wadena
Tribune has had a phone No. 10 in it's
Office because no one else would have
the fatal number about the premises.
But the Tribune says it has been more
of mascot than a hoodoo.
The Independent-Times of Litchfeld
calls Sam Langum of the Preston
Times ''Laugwm." Is it possible, Sam,
that you have served all these years as
secretary Of the senate, and are still
unknown by the Minnesota newspaper
fraternity? !.
Pat-Is Cuba free?
Mike-Yes.
Pat-she has her laberty? GO: ...-
Mike-The rale thing, Pat. -:
Pat-Thin it must be laberty of con-
science, for the newspapers make thin
Cnbins look like a husky bod carrier
during Claveland's administration.
One J. P. Morgan of New York re-
marked the other day that a ten mil
lion dollar purchase of stock did not
seem like big transaction to him.
The transaction was of such small con-
sequence that he had forgotten the de-
tails. We would like to bet that the
old man counts the pennies a. home.
The house of parliament was treated
to little sensation the other day when
John Dillon, Irish Nationalist, called
the Honorable. Joseph Cham berlain,
colonial secretary, a blankety blank
liar, for which offense Mr.. Dillon was
suspended. Parliament is served with
little mustard dressing once in a
while the same as the American con-
gress.
The Sandstone Courier has again
passed into the hands of Howard Fol-
som. Mr.. Bede, who was running the
paper will hereafter set up his pas
puns and the like on the resurrected
Budget. By the way Easter time is an
opportune season in which to breathe
the breath of life into the Budget.
You can't say of Jadam that he can't
| Budget.
General Miles is feeling little bit
bad over the attempt to re-organize
the army staff. The general sees dan
ger ahead for the country if the army
bill becomes a law. The old fighter
should not get scared over such little
things as this. # he will only get the
idea out of his head that he is the
whole staff he will feel different over
| the matter.
| The dairy and food department of
the State has received the advance
sheets of the report of the department