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The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1902-09-06
THAT REMINDS ME-.

The drawbacks of a rigid social pune
tiIiousness are delightfully."- emphasized by
story current of the way in which Mark
Twain once made the acquaintance of his
neighbors. Appearing one morning be-
fore their veranda. My name is Glenn
ems" he said so the story goes. My
wife and l have been intending to make
your acquaintance. We owe you an apol-
ogy for not doing it before now. L beg
your pardon for intruding on you at this
unaccustomed hour and in this informal
manner, but-your house is on fire.
The Rev. Mr.. Whistler of Hastings is
said to have been rather eccentric in his
words and ways. Many good stories are
told of him. Here is one: One day he
went up the belfry of All Saints of which
he was vicar, and there he found brick
layer embarrassing the walls. The work
man was a member of the local band, and
he was Whistling away dance tune s
hrd as he could go, so that he didn't hear
the parson coming up. rs that proper
tune for d place of Worship shouted old
Whistler. Beg your pardon, sir" he
said: but 1 forgot where 1 was" And
then, to show he was sorry, he started
whistling a new tune. Now. being a
member of the band, his hand kept time
with the music, and so made the white
wash brush go wonderfully slow. "Oh,
get back to your dance tune, the old
parson shouted, "or the job'n never be
done!'
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1902-09-06

Father Cronin may have been right,
after all in naming Roosevelt the
imam of Destiny
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1902-09-06
THE CHANGE TOO GREAT

"Ohr' despairingly exclaimed the type
writer girl, who was taking her first les
son on the piano. 81 don't believe / can
ever learn to operate it. The keyboard's
so different
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1902-09-06

President Roosevelt escaped by a
scratch and with scratch.
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1902-09-06
CARD FROM BTsHop scANLAN.

Bishop of Salt Lake.
SAT- Lake City, Oct. 2. 1900.
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1902-09-06

Benzinger's Magazine, as usual. is
replete with interesting reading of
light and descriptive character, which
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1902-08-21
FAITH CURE FOR CHOLERA.
SOLD by tho Frinrs In the Philippines
and flinders Work of sanitary
boards,

An interesting account OF a cholera
cure, invented by the friars Of Santo
Thomas college, in the Philippines, and
sold to the natives at two and one-half
cents, Mexican, IL contained In a copy
OF the Manila American received at
the war department the other day. 1t
10 described as resembling faith cure,
the top Of which Is printed "Saludable
rsmedio contra la pest" which, trans
lated, means Remedy against the
pest" Below this inscription Is a
cross and a prayer
These circulars were sold for two
and one-half cents. Mexican, and, ac-
cording to the reports received an
enormous distribution. DR.. Hermann,
OF the Manila board Of health, In speak
ing Of the issuance Of the paper, said:
"In the prayer itself there Is no
harm. IL the natives fnd any relief
from the terrors Of cholera in prayer,
by all means let them pray. The diiii.
Guilty, however, does not lie in this di.
rection. The spreading OF these circu.
lars through the land has tendency
to influence the natives against the
practical efforts OF the board OF
health TO down the plague. 1t is by
such means that the priests h old their
power over the people and cause them
TO adhere to the old Superstitions that
oven from the faith euro standpoint
could not be justified.
III certainly cannot commend the
sale Of these circulars, and believe that
tho influence Of the priest has been an
impediment in our campaign against
the cholera"
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1902-08-21
SURE CURE FOR BOILS.
Paris Doctor Successfully Treats the
Painful swelllngs with
serum.

DR.. Doyen, of Paris, has demon
strated that the inAamed tumors des-
ignated under the names OF boils or
furricles and anthrax may be success
fully submitted to the serum treat
ment, says the Paris correspondent Of
the New York Herald.
The doctor has brought TO the no
tice OF the academy OF medicine an
albuminous liquid, which, admins
tered in doses Of five TO ten cubic CEN
timeters, Is eflicacious against the
staphylococcus microbe which engen-
ders those affections. The serum en-
ployed has such a powerful effect that
in two or three hours after the injec-
ton all pain caused by the infamma-
ton ceases. The results vary little
according TO the manner In which the
injection IS made, and the amount OF
decayed tissue In the center Of the
eruption
The largest carburcles cure without
any incision or cautcrilation, yielding
TO a simple emollient and aseptic dress
ing.
The injections, about 200 in num-
Der, made by DR.. Doyen, and fully
specified by him, have never produced
an absceGs.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1902-08-21
FORTS MUST DE READY.
Coast Defenses to he Placed In a Po-
sition fer I'm I'm diate Action In
Case of Danger.

Another step toward putting coast
defenses in an efficient condition will
be taken in a few days. Gen. w. f.
Randolph, chief of artillery of the
army, who was president of the
board which recently attempted to
examine the gun carriages at coast
forts, has made q recommendation
which he believes will have practical
results. He has suggested that an
order be issued from the war depart
ment to the effect that all command
ers at forts be required to keep the
gun mechanism in good order and to
have the officers and men constantly
in training.
Tho do his he has urged that he be
allowed to designate the periods OF
target practice with great guns at
various forts. He proposes that not
more than one days notice will be
given when such target practice will
commence. Gen. Randolph says that
this will serve to keep the forts in
an efficient condition. Post com
manderS will not care to run the risk
OF being caught with their guns out
OF order and their men out of train
ing. he believes that "a hours notice
La sufficient If post commanders do
their duty.
Under the prospects of being called
upon Oh such short notice TO dc inn
portant work, which will demon
strate the efficiency Of n post fort,
the commanding officers will be com
PEELED TO maintain "A state OF readi-
ness. II such system prevailed,
Gen. Randolph has pointed out to the
departmental authorities that 1t would
not be possible for a board OF in
spectors to visit coast fort and find
the mechanism displaced, and, as was
the case at one post, some OF the
tools necessary in the operation OF
the guns lost beyond recovery short
Of many hours search.
This evidence of carelessness has
been impressed upon the official OBJ
servers recently. and they are deter
mined that some energetic measures
shall ba introduced so as to keep the
coast Notifications in a state OF eff
cheney. They insist that the guns
should be ready on the shortest no.
tice or the function Of the coast fort
will be lacking.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1902-08-21
INDIANS HONOR CHEF.
Weird Ceremonies Carried Ont at
Grave OF Old Chief Louiseau In
Lake County, HI.

A strange and weird ceremony took
place the other day beside the grave
of old Chief Louiseau, once ruler OF
the mighty Winnebago Indians. Chief
Louiseau has slumbered 125 years be-
meath a mound which marks Vidvard
Point on Grass lake, small body OF
water along the Fox river in the north
west corner of Lake county. Red
Star, a great-great-grandson of the
deceased chief, assisted by Standing
Soldier and other n embers of his fam
lily, visited the grave Of Louiseau and
performed a religious ceremony in
keeping with the traditions of the
Winnebagos, Red Star is himself high
priest, holding a position among his
people of more influence than the di-
rect chief.
Chief Louiseau was the head Of
thriving tribe of Winnebago Indians
who populated q section near Chicago
$50 years ago. The Winnebagos were
in continual warfare with the other
Indians-the Pottawatomies OF Chica-
go and the Sac and Foxes of southern
Wisconsin. Chief Louiseau's fame as
a warrior became a matter Of history.
The French missionaries made friends
with him, but were unable to quiet the
strife between the rival redmen.
About 125 years ago Chief Louiseau
was slain in battle and his remains
were inferred on Vidvard Point be-
meath a great mound.
For many years the WinnebaEos,
driven westward by the encroach-
ments Of the whites, made annual pill.
grimages to his grave. The last OF
record was made by Chief Hopinka,
his grandson, in 1910. This visit was
one Of splendor and it is still remem-
bered by old residents Of the vicinity.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1902-08-21
Dandruff, Which Is a Germ Disease
XIII the uerm.

Falling hair is caused by dandruff,
which is u germ disease, The germ in
burrowing into the root of the hair,
where it destroys the vitality of the
hair, causing the hair to fall out, digs
up the cuticle in little scales, called
dandrutf or scurf You can't stop the
falling hair without curing the dandrutf,
and you can't cure the dandruff without
killing the dandruff germ. Destroy
the cause, you remove the effect "
Newbros Herpicide is the only hair
preparation that kills the dandrutf
germ. Herpicide is also II delightful
hair dressing.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1902-08-21
New and Improved Service to 81
Paul and Minneapolis

Via the North Western Line To fur
Their accommodate its many patrons en-
route to the Twin Cities" from points
north of Milwaukee, the Chicago q
North Western R'y now runs Free Re-
clining Chair Car on the evening train
Milwaukee, Via Fond du Lac, connect
ing at Appleton Jet with train leaving
Manitowoc at 4;2O p NJ, connecting
with train leaving Appleton Jet. 1925
p. NJ. arriving mt st. Paul and Mime
apolis early the next morning, and con
Meeting at Mcmillan with similarly equ
ped train for Duluth and the Superiors
Like service southbound. This in addi'
ton to the Pullman Sleeping Cars which
are run on the same trains daily between
Fon du Lac and Minneapolis. Apply to
agents Chicago andNorth Western.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1902-08-21

President Roosevelt. accompanied
by his sons Archie and Kermit and
their cousin Philip, slept on the bare
ground the other night, They left Sag
smore late in the day in boat and
rowed across 20 Cold Spring Harbor
After skrting the beach for several
miles they landed, cooked their own
supper and then at nine O'Clock rolled
themselves In their blankets. They
slept on the ground until five o'clock
IN the morning. There was not n
guard or detective within call After
Il typical camp breakfast which the
president prepared the party returned
10 Sycamore hill.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1902-08-21
Edison Sees 40 Year. Ahead

The official organ Of the press ex-
hibition, which waS opened at Copcn-
hagen, on June H. prints letter from
Thomas A. Edison, In reply 10
queries as TO his opinions CON
ssrning motor, traction, and aerial
navigation. EdiAon'E letter reads as
follows: 81 believe that within 30
years nearly all railways will discard
steam locomotives and adopt electric
motors, and that the electric automo-
biles will displace the horses almost
entirely In the present state Of sci
enee there are no known facts by
which one could predict any CONNER.
cial future for aerial navigation"
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1902-08-21
NEW ROAD IN FAR EAST.
Line To Connect the Central Asian
with the siberian Railroad Is
Projected.

United States Consul Smith, at Mos
COW, has informed the state depart
ment that private company, repre-
senting Moscow and foreign capital,
has been organized TO build n railroad
10 connect the Central Asian with the
Siberian roads by line from Andishan
or Tashkent, along the western from
tier Of China, through the basins of
the Irish and Oh rivers. The project
Is TO have 1t pass, not only through
the AkmolinSk district, but all through
the southern districts Of the govern
ment Of Tom.k, This line would afford
short and convenient route for ship
ping central Asian products to east
ern Siberia, Mongolia and Manchuria,
and also for bringing Chinese goods.
especially tea, into the TranS-Caspian
provinces and even into northern Per
ala
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1902-08-21
RAILWAY FARM LAND FREE

In Northern Wisconsin, on the North
Western Line. Low rates and easy
terms Of payments. About 400, 900 acres
Of choice farm lands. Early buyers will
secure the advantage of location on the
many beautiful streams and lakes
which abound with fish and furnish a
never ending and most excellent
water supply, both for family and for
stock
Land is generally well timbered, the
soil fertile and easy Of cultivation. Chi
cago, Milwaukee, st. Paul, Minneapolis,
Duluth. Superior. Ashland and numer'
ous other thriving cities furnish good
markets for farm produce.
For further particulars address Geo
w. Bell, Land Commissioner, Hudson
Wis, or G. II. McRea, A. q =. A., st
Paul, Mimi.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1902-08-21

At Pansma, Columbia, by Chamber
fain's Collie. Cholera, and
Diarrhoea Remedy

DIR. Chas H. Utter, prominent
physician, of Panama, Colombia in a
recent letter states Last March ] had
as patient yonng lady sixteen years
of age, who had very bad attack of
dysentery. Everything | prescribed for
her proved Intellectual and she was
growing worse every hour Her parents
were sure she would die. She had be-
come 80 weak that she could not turn
over in bed. What to do at this critic
al moment was study for me, but /
thought Of Chamberlains Collie, Chol-
era and Diarrhoea Remedy and as a
last resort prescribed it. The most
wonderful result was effected. Within
eight hours she was feeling much bet
ter; inside of three days she was upon
her feet and at the end of one week
was entirely well" For sale by Henry
Hinrichs.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1902-08-21
500 Reward, 800.

The readers of this paper will be
pleased to learn that there is at least
one dreaded disease that science has
been able to cure in all its stages and
that is Catarrh. Halls Catarrh Cure is
the only positive cure now known to
the medical fraternity. Catarrh being a
constitutional disease, requires consti-
tutional treatment Halls Catarrh
Cure is taken internally, acting direct
" upon the blood and mucous surfaces
of the system, thereby destroying the
foundation of the disease. and giving
the patient strength by building up the
constitution ard assisting nature in do
ing its work. The proprietors have so
much faith in its curative powers, that
they offer one Hundred Dollars for any
case that it fails TO cure. Send for list
of testimonials.
Address, F. j. Cheney & Co., To
ledo, O.
Sold b. Druggists, Toe.
Halls Family Pills are the best.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1902-08-21
FINDS MANY KINDS OF FISH.
Rsturn. from nay of Apia with
<b8 Varieties.

President David Starr Jordan, Of
Stanford university, who has been er-
ploring the south seas for the last
few months for specimens OF fish
from the coral reefs, working In con
junction with a surveying party sent
out by the United States fah com
mission, makes d gratifying report.
In the bay Of Apia, Samoa, +53 dis
tinct varieties OF fish have been
found. many Of them previously un-
known 20 scientists. This Is the first
time the fish life of coral reef has
bsen explored thoroughly and DR..
Jordan feels much elated over his
success.
The waters about the island OF Tu-
tuila will be explored next.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1902-08-21
Pois oning the Sysetm,

1t is through the bowels thatthe body
is cleansed of impurities. Constipa-
ton keeps these poisons in the system,
causing headache, dnllness and melan-
cholia at first, then unsightly eruptions
and finally serious illness unless a RENE
dy is applied. De Wits Little Early
Risers prevent this trouble by stimulat-
ing the liver and promote easy, healthy
action of the bowels. These little pills
do not act violently but by strengthen
ing the bowels enable them to perform
their own work. Never grippe or dis
tress f. q. Buerstatte.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1902-08-21
NOTICE.

Although not requested, | hereby
announce myself candidate for as
sembly on the Democratic ticket,
Second District and expect the suffrage
of my friends in the coming campaign.
Respectfully, J. p WATT.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1902-08-21

Her Father-Have you any prospects
OF being able to support my daughter in
the style to which che is accustomed3
Suitor-I may say in all confidence
that everything in that direction is al
together in the prospective. Chicago
News.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1902-08-21
SPAWN Llnlment.

English Spawn Liniment removes All
Hard, Soft or Calloused Lumps ond Blem-
ishes from horses, Blood Spavins, Curbs,
Splints, Sweeney Ring Bone, Stiles
Sprains, all Swollen Throats, Coughs,
etc, Save $50 by the use of one bottle.
Warranted the most wonderful Blemish
Cure ever known. Sold by +. 9. Buer'
static.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1902-08-21

During the reign of Queen Elizabeth
English dudes wore shoes three feet in
length, the toe pointed and fas ened up
to the garter with golden chains, to
which little bells were attached.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1902-08-21
A CARD.

We. the undersigned, do hereby agree
to refund the money on 50-cent bottle
of Greene's Warranted Syrup of Tar If
il fails to cure your cough or cold. We
also guarantee 25-cent bottle.to prove
satisfactory or money refunded.
CHAs. A. GRoFFMAN,
HENRY HINRICHS.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1902-08-21

II the German crown prince has de-
cided TO give up his rights to the
throne for "a woman the latter should
make haste 70 come over here, sAya
the Chicago Record-Herale, and lee
ture before the affair Is forgotten.
There will be money in IL for her and
the boy
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1902-08-21

Clarence Il. Meleny, superintendent
OF public schools OF New York, who
was assigned by DR.. william II. Max
well city superintendent. TO visit the
vacation schools and Fairgrounds OF
Chicago. reported to DR.. Maxwell
that this feature OF public school edu-
cation in Chicago is highly efficient,
much of the success of the work
there being due. he believes, TO the
fact that it is very limited in it's
scope and distribution. lie says that
in equipment the Fairgrounds com
pare unfavorably with those OF that
city, although the work done there IL
admirable.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1902-08-21

II like to see every collar n bright
M possible. l like to see you wear
good, attractive collars do not, how
ever, want you to get the idea that col
lars make the man. You often see fine
collars and fine cuffs when there is no
real man there"
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1902-08-21

Henry L. Shattuck of Shellsbur2
Iowa, was cured of stomach trouble
with which he had been afflicted for
years, by four boxes of Chamberlain's
Stomach and Liver Tablets. He had
previously tried many other remedies
and q number of physicians without
relief. For sale by Henry Hinrichs.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1902-08-21

The best physic-Chamberlain's
Stomach and Liver Tablets. Easy to
take. Pleasant in effect. For sale by
Henry Hinrichs.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1902-08-21

II want you to see, that having a
hard time running up against difficult
les here and there, helps to make AL in
dividual strong helps to make him
powerful
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1902-08-21

The same man who locks the stable
door after the horse is stolen sits down
to consider the serions side of matrimony
after he has gone and done it.-New
York Press.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1902-08-21

The man who makes his wife an al
lowance could always borrow it back
from her if she didn't keep drawing it
in advance.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1902-08-21

Some women's idea of discreet con-
duct is seeing how far they can go with
out going 80 far as to get caught.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1902-08-21

ITS great relief, said the plainly
dressed woman.
What's great relief"
ITO see the spring bonnet joke get a
rest while the Panama hat joke monop-
olizes the occasion. Washington Star
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1902-08-21

DO not look for trouble il a safe
maxim to follow, but it is equally safe
to prepare for trouble"
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1902-08-21

When girl is mad about having to
cross muddy street it Is sign there is
hole in her stocking.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1902-08-21

mo idle person is ever safe, whether
he be rich OF poor"
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1902-08-21

Potatoes form the worlds greatest
single crop, 1900, 900, 900 bushels heing
produced annually equal in bulk to the
entire wheat and corn crops.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1902-08-21

EXCURSION KITES TO RACE MEET AT
FOND DU LAC, WIS,
Via the North. Western Line. Excur-
sion tickets will be sold at reduced
rates August IS, 10, 20 and 81, limited
to return until August %, inclusive.
Apply to agents Chicago q North
Western R'y.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1902-08-21

SUNDAY EXCURSION RATES TO MIL.
WAUKEE.
Every Sunday during the summer
months the Chicago q Northwestern
R'y., will sell tickets to Milwaukee and
return at $275. Tickets good returning
until Monday following date of sale
J. f. O'BRIEN, Ticket Agent
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1902-08-21
HOME SEEKERS EXCURSIONS To THE
NORTHWEST, WEST AND

Via the North Western Line. Home
Seekers Excl rsion Tickets ut greatly
reduced rates will be sold on the first
and third Tuesdays of each month,
June to October, inclusive, 1902, to the
territory indicated above. Standard and
Tourist Sleeping Cars, Free Reclining
Chair Cars, and THE Best of Every
thing"
For full particulars apply to agents
Chicago Il North Western R'y, Oct 8
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1902-08-21

Now. there will be waste unless we
put conscience into veryihing we do, y
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1902-08-21

Forsthou9ht B.tter Than Hindsixht.
Examine your hues now, says the
Chicago Tribune, and you may not
have TO fly out Of your house in your
pyjamas some cold night nert ~lp-
ter.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1902-08-21

EXCURSION RATES TO EQUITABLE
FRATERNAL UNION PICNIC AT
IUEEN nav WIG
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1902-08-21

Can you make me set of teeth that
will look naturalY" asked the patient.
My dear sir, replied the tooth-car-
penter, 1.-The teeth make are so natural
that they fairly ache. Chicago News.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1902-08-21

Via the North Western Line. Excur-
sion tickets will be sold at reduced
rates August 81, inclusive. Apply to
agents Chicago q North Western R'y.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1902-08-21

The Chicago q Northwestern Ry is
the only double track line between Chi
cago and the Missouri River. Four
tran a day Chicago to Omaha, three
daily trains to the Pacific Coast and
two trains per day Chicago TO Denver,
with through Pullman service to points
in Iowa, Nebraska, Dakotas and to The
BLACK Hills. Send stamp for booklet,
Only Double Track Road Chicago to
Missouri River" to w. B. Kniskern, %
Fifth Ave, Chicago.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1902-08-21

A reformer is man who, if wise, be-
gins on himself.