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The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1902-06-27

Take Laxative Bf0m0 Quinine Tablet.
All druggists refund the money II it
a. to cure + ". Groves signature
= % each box - cents.
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L. generally the thing. ~e should
Ike 90 d1thAt xe never .st = chance 81
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>iop. ~ Coa-h and Work, or tbe cold

LAXATIVE Buma-Ql.uine Ta6iet.'cure
a ca.i il one day " Cure, " Pay.
PrIce ) ee1r-.
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Ioa KloW What Yoa arr Takia-

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lul.c t-cal-e tle hrullA i plainly
p-ll--'i 20 every bottle sh0@iuz that %
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l--- form No cure. No Paw. - cents.
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some people dou'i know the differ
e1ce tetEeen real trouble and the i'm
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The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1902-06-27

We are taxing orders daily flr men'-
-frns al1 summer suits L0us ~ 0ur
-aml ~ tetlle buying.
Fleming & Clars.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1902-06-27

10 taze- > giri sikh .1' % cheek %
-ay that her tsce : her hrtuue
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1902-06-27

We are -ti.l selling the Am0u. Jef.
'er~ou hat in al styles.
Fleming 4 Clark.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1902-06-27

IT, tle .ai.e- and children -, Farm
vile an -lrr ll1irZ cllu-ry. Just
try pair 20 D. ger B-o-. f1e shes
sd exclusively 81 Fleming & C.ars.
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Tie l.l-h u the June bride now
,.l-@- .h= Atmosphere.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1902-06-27

A fs,z y Trouble "a, of.sn elms out
y . Fil, iA-k.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1902-06-27

a -ir. generally eui. up by marry
iuz -oms eIioz she u-ed % make
I'm ~.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1902-06-27

01-Car-- are ali the 90 flr going
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The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1902-06-27

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thar h.- sI,-'- den tre--e- are u.th-
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The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1902-06-27

NecS~-ar in the neEe=t shape 2ni
r.uf-, 81 Fleming 4 Clark.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1902-06-27

Why qay s. f1r shoe vhen s. -
W.l. bay ole ll-r - good ~ Fleming
q '.arS'-. Ba-tol.an and B.0u are
our brand.
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DO YOU GET UP
WITH A LAME BACK ,

ki.nsy rrOusl. xa1.s You xlssr,s,.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1902-06-27

The under t1g i ae-n't aiEay- de-
serve rlf sympathy.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1902-06-27

We iou't p.les m7llms1t. 1rer cur
burial 1rr--
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1902-06-27

In rte l1oz -ln ac.1r- make money
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1902-06-27

Esel .le f---r -.ueiime- ar.e- a
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Ottumwa semi-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1899-1903, 1902-11-18
To Tree
PI anterS...

We call your attention to our
large stock ofAPPLE, CHERRY,
PLUM, PEAR, APRICOT, and
PEACH trees as NELL as Grape
Vines, fruit plants and orna-
mentals. These trees are gr0wn
on our grounds near the south
limits of this city, and if you
will call and look it oper you
will see the best lot of trees you
ever saW. We pant to sell them
and in order to do so ne Will
make a LOWER PRICE than
You can get on same quality OF
trees grown elsewhere, and at a
price less by half than You cat,
buy inferior stock from agents.
We ask that You give us a
chance to make you prices on
Your pants, and especially in
pite you to come and examine
orr stock. Weguarantee it true
to name.
HARTMAN'S NURSERY,
Sheridan Apenue,
South Ottumwa, Iona.
Ottumwa semi-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1899-1903, 1902-11-18

election, which was completed yester-
day, the vote being practically the
same as found by the judges at the
various precincts and as appeared in
the Courier the day after election.
The board is to go to Des Moines to-
day to figure on plumbing and heating
for the new court house, the walls of
which are rapidly nearing compile.
ton.
D. P. Stubs of Fairfield was in
town yesterday looking after his prop
erty interests here.
Leila Geyer, who has been visiting
friends in the city for the past week,
has returned home to Chicago.
Rev. Mccartney of Wisconsin is eX-
pected to fill the pulpit at the First
Presbyterian church next Sunday.
Mrs. Jane Wallace, who has been
sick for long time is very low at
present.
Wallace Taunton's new house in the
southwest part of town is nearly COM
pleted.
OFT Duncan of Lovilia was in the
city yesterday.
Abba, Nov. 15.-Wm. Bricher of
Hooking was convicted in Squire
Wrights court yesterday on the charge
of carrying concealed weapons, and
fined $50 and costs. In default of
which he was committed to the Jail. 1t
seems that Bricker became somewhat
intoxicated and threatened to shoot his
wife and others who interfered, a short
time ago.
In the district court yesterday, in the
State VS. Napier the jury was all i'm.
paneled and ready for trial when the
counsel for the defence succeeded in
getting the case dismissed. 1t seems
that the offense of breaking and en-
tering into barn was committed over
four years ago. and he was indicted by
the grand jury but no warrant for his
arrest was sworn out. On this ground
the case was dismissed,
Robert Golfer, prosperous farmer
who lives about four miles north OF
town was transacting business in the
city today.
Frank Carrick was in town today on
business.
A marriage license was issued yes
terday to Henry W. Kistner, aged %
and Mary Carton, aged 81. Both Of
Hickory.
Edward Cunningham of Hiteman
was an Abba visitor yesterday.
Contractor Sam Anderson of Avery
was in town on business yesterday.
| The Hussar band of this place gave
a concert at Lovilia last evening. They
report a good house.
| The Abba high school football team
60 to Ottumwa today to play their re
turn game with the Ottumwa higt
school football team, which played ,
game here the 18th of October, the re
suit of which was a score of 81 to 0 il
favor of Ottumwa.
John Mahin was in town yesterda,
on business.
Ottumwa semi-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1899-1903, 1902-11-18
Threatens to Destroy Federation,

Beyond doubt this is the greatest
danger, the most profound problem
which above all others threatens moi
only the success but the existence Of
the American Federation of Labor,
he shouted 81 would not now be APP
prehensive of the future of the FEEDER
alton were it not forced upon my de
| liberate judgment which has devel
oped into conviction that we are fac
ing a crisis far more important thar
may be realized"
The delegates looked at each Other
in amazement. The voice of Gompers
grey hard and cold. 1t was daring
speech and he knew it. The situa
ton was. desperate and needed plair
talk. Never before had convention
of the federation been so chided ant
not sound broke the stiffness OF
marred the effect of the words
as the great cause of labor to drift
into such a dreadful and miserablt
strife?" he shouted. Are all the sac
rifices made to be ruthlessly thrust in
to the gutter, as the germ to fructif!
and destroy the vigor the life of on
cause?
i SIS organized labor, the only chez
to the rapacious greed and tyranny
the only hope of labor for protectio
now or liberty for the future, to be er
quilted in tidal wave of expansio
madness?
mo combination of labor's enemie
need cause us the apprehension whic
this fratricidal strife does in the claim
made by unions for extension of the
trade jurisdiction"
Ottumwa semi-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1899-1903, 1902-11-18
whose bright tapers may throw light
on future contests in which he may

whose bright tapers may throw light
on future contests in which he may
engage.
Bloomfield, Nov. 15.-Miss Myrtle
Standby, daughter of S. S. STANDBY,
president of the Farmers Mutual tele-
phone line, has taken charge of the
switchboard now in operation.
j. H. Braden has returned from a
short business trip to ST. Louis.
Miss Ada Spencer entertained
Friday evening.
his wife month ago to Phoenix, Ariz.,
for the benenl of her health writes
that since their arrival Mrs. Hotch-
kiss improvement has been so great
that they feel already repaid for TAX
ing the trip. Mr.. Hotchkiss intends
returning Christmas, leaving Mrs.
Hotchkiss to remain until spring.
Chas. X. Needham, editor of the
Sigourney News, and J. R. Coffman,
also of Sigourney, We're visitors in
this place Friday.
Mr. and Mrs. Edwin Baldwin, of
Correctionville, visited County Treas
urer u. S. Miller and family and DR..
and Mrs. A. M. Ford on Friday.
Mrs Fred Merser has returned
from Mcpherson, Kan, where she has
been spending the past three weeks
with her daughter, Kate, who is spend
ing the winter there for her health.
| Chant Marshall, Of st. Louis, de-
parted Thursday after short visit at
the home of Mr.. and Mrs. Sam T. Wal
lace.
DR.. and Mrs. H. c. Young have re-
turned from st. Louis, where DR..
Young attended meeting of Wabash
railway surgeons.
Mrs. w. H. Taylor left Friday for
Pulaski to visit Mrs. jeff Hartzler
who is the mother of little baby
girl, born Friday morning.
Mrs. Rosena Colliver has returned
from Pierre, S. D., where she has been
visiting at the home of her son. A. T.
Colliver, who is now fully established
in his new home.
Bloomfield chapter, Royal Arch Ma
sons, have elected the following Off
GERS for the ensuing year: j. P
Trombs, high priest; H. C. Moore
king; J. J.. Ethel, scribe; J. R. Sheaf
fer, treasurer; T. A. Dunlap, secre
tary. The remaining officers of the
order will be appointed by the high
priest in December.
Ottumwa semi-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1899-1903, 1902-11-18
SEYMOUR.

Seymour, Nov. 14.-On Wednesday,
at 10:30 o'clock at the home Of the
brides parents occurred the marriage
of Miss Kate Gaddis of this city to J.
A. Padley, of Butler, Mo-, Rev. A. e.
clemens, of the Baptist church Off
ciating. No one but relatives of the
bride were present. The bride is well
known in. Seymour where she has
fIany friends WHO will wish her hcp
by married life. They left on the
noon train Wednesday for Kansas
City where they will visit for few
days before going to their new home al
Butler, Mo.
R. A. Sawyers, of oskaloosa, visit
ell in the city tie erst of The wee]
with lis brother, H. o. Sawyers.
Miss Gertic Tenant retmned home
from Trenton, Mo, Monday, where sht
has been employed IL telephone OF
! fee.
Floyd White. of Brooks, is visiting
in Seymour this week, the guest of Mi
L"o,her F. G. Wsire.
Mrs. J. P. McElhaney and Mrs. Man
da Taug,,, of Chicago, are visiting a
the home of ]. A. Bowers this week,
Mrs. c. q. Butler, of Abba. in com
papy with her mother, Mrs. x. r. MOI
rison, OF this city visited in kansa
City the first of the week With tn
family of nr. Morrison.
Pr0uacted meetings are going on a
the Baptist church this week. q
Monday night next Rev, a. w. Mile
of TIiteman is expected to be here an
assist the pastor, Rev. A E. clemens
Ottumwa semi-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1899-1903, 1902-11-18
RUSSELL.

Russell, Nov. 14-Quite number
from Russell went to Osceola Tuesday
to the concert given by Sousa's band.
H. M. Hatcher is in Charlton this
week, working for the telephone COM
pany at that place.
Ed. Hill had the misfortune to cut
his limb just below the knee with an
adj while working on the Riley Wert's
house in the west part of town, He
will have to quit work for while.
Mrs. H. M. Hatcher and Harriet De
Lano went to Charlton Wednesday.
Mrs. Chas. Lorimer is very sick at
present.
Ottumwa semi-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1899-1903, 1902-11-18
FEARS WAR OF UNIONS.
Samuel Gompers Utters Word of
WARNING to Labor,

Warning to Labor.
"Unless our unions radically and
soon change their course and cease
quarreling among themselves over jul
risdiction We shall at no distant date
be in the midst of an internecine con-
test unparalleled in any year of the
industrial world, aye, not even when
workmen of different trades were ar
rayed against each other behind barri.
cades in the streets over the question
of trade against trade"
President Samuel Gompers created
a furore among the delegates of the
twenty-second annual convention OF
the American Federation of Labor
when he made this prophecy late yes
terday afternoon in New Orleans. 1t
came in his annual report, which was
the feature of the first days session
and was unexpected by the $50 dele
gates present, for hardly one of them
but had been sent to New Orleans tc
wage a fight such as was being con
| demned
Ottumwa semi-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1899-1903, 1902-11-18

regard to the interests or wishes of
their employers. and in total disregard
of the earnings and welfare of every
class OF employees"
The statements made for the Lehigh
Valley and the Pennsylvania COM
panies cover the same ground as the
other statements.
Miners Leaders Are Busy.
President Mitchell of the united
mine workers and several members
of the executive board of the third an
thracite district were in session at
miners headquarters yesterday. Later
they were joined by half dozen at
torneys. whom Mr. Mitchell has en-
ployed to look after the legal status of
the miners case before the arbitration
commission. At noon big delegation
of miners from Shamokin arrived in
town.
Mayor E. E. Schmitz of San Francis.
co and w. j. Hughes, congressman
elect of the Sixth New Jersey district
called on Mr.. Mitchell
Ottumwa semi-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1899-1903, 1902-11-18
Takes Up TWO Cases.


President Gompers then took up b.
inference the two cases that inspire
his speech. The first is an attempt o.
the longshoremen to take under thei'
control all of the men working on tho
great lakes and under the sway of tn
lake trust The second is an effort 0
the United Brotherhood of Carpentel
and Joiners to absorb the woodwork
ers and the Amalgamated Carpenters
There is scarcely an affiliated o!
ganization," he continued, which Is
not engaged in a dispute with arotho
organization (and in some cases With
several organizations) upon the ques-
| ton of jurisdiction. 1t is not an I'M
common occurrence for an organiza'
/ tion-several have done so quite re
Icently-to so change their laws and
claims to jurisdiction as to cover trades
never contemplated by the organiza
tons officers or members, never com
pretended by their title; trades OF
which there is already in existence a
national union. And this without a
word of advice. counsel, or warning.
MI. Gompers' report showed thai
| 1,024 new charters were issued during
the year. OF these fourteen were ma
tional or international unions, six state
unions, 127 central labor organizations
and the remainder locals and federal
labor unions.
4 Coal Strike Reviewed.
The strike in the anthracite coal
i fields was reviewed exhaustively The
attitude of President John Mitchell
during the strike and afterward dur.
ing the negotiations for arbitration
was praised and the pending success
of the president in bringing the con
: tending factions to arbitrate differ,
ences was characterized as "a great
moral victory for the miners, for the
, cause of organized labor and for hui.
: mainly"
The report shows that S36,21175
was spent during the year for organic
ing. The federation has fifteen sal
, aried organizers permanently en-
, ployed and engaged in the work fol
the year and thirty-nine others devot
ing from one month to six months Of
5 their entire time.
The eight hour law and the anti
Injunction bill We're discussed in de
: tail and the Chinese exclusion bill ant
immigration restriction were also dis
: cussed. Regarding the Chinese exclu
e sion act it was denounced as made
g quale.
Ottumwa semi-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1899-1903, 1902-11-18
IOWA LAWYER SUICIDES.
Clinton Attorney Kills Himself Be-
cause of III Health.

Clinton. Nov. 14.-Eldred S. James,
the republican presidential elector at
large in 1896 referee in bankruptcy
for this district. the most noted law
yer in eastern rewa, ami noted ora
tor and republican campaigner. shot
and killed himself at his residence
here. He had been in i'll health.
Ottumwa semi-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1899-1903, 1902-11-18
Irish Bend.

Irish Bend, Nov. 14-The Kerr-Jones
public sale was well attended. Stock
and all other property brought good
prices.
Mr.. and Mrs. James Bilam have re-
turned from a visit in Oklahoma.
Mrs. Arthur Monice has returned
home after short visit with her par
ents.
V. N. Cassidy of Troy attended the
Kerr sale Tuesday.
Plowman Bros. have reprinted their
house.
Samuel Roush is remodeling his
large two-story residence. Jesse His
sem is boss carpenter When com.
pleted Mr. Roush will have a neat and
commodious dwelling.
After November To- all the parties
receiving mail heretofore at Pittsbure
Rural Route No. 1, will change their
mail, as the carrier starts from Keo
sauqua November Is. The Pittsbure
office has been discontinued.
Ottumwa semi-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1899-1903, 1902-11-18
unionYilIe.

Unionyille, Nov. 14.-Rev. Aired fill
ed his regular appointment at the
Liberty church last Sunday night.
Hiram Bailey was Moravia caller
last Saturday.
Miss Minerva Simmons, Of Albany,
visited last week with relatives in this
vicinity.
John Hicks shipped a car load OF
hogs to Ottumwa the first of the week.
The switchboard is now in operation
under the direction of Arch Hicks.
Ottumwa semi-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1899-1903, 1902-11-18
A Wonderful Change.

Weak, sickly invalids are soon
Changed by Electric Bitters into
healthy men and women. They cure
or no pay. soc. F. B. Clark.
Ottumwa semi-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1899-1903, 1902-11-18
Abba.

Abba Nov. 14.-The board of super
visors has been in session all week.
One of the most important matters is
the canvassing of the vote cast at the
Ottumwa semi-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1899-1903, 1902-11-18

To Cure Gold in One Day
Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets.
All druggists refund the money if it
fails to cure. e. w. Groves signature
is on each box. Csc.
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1902-10-09
Work Of the PIodders.

II We were to examine a list of
the men who have left their mark
on the world, we should find that.
as a rule, it is not composed of those
who were brilliant in youth or who
gave great promise at the outset of
their careers, but rather of the plod-
ding young men who, If they have
not dazzled by their brilliancy, have
had the power of a days work in
them, who could stay by task un-
til it was done and well done; who
have had grit, persistence, common
sense and honesty, says Success. It
is the steady exercise of these or
binary, homely virtues, united with
average ability, rather than a de-
ceptiye display of more snowy quail
titles in youth, that enables a man
to achieve greatly and honorably.
So il we were to attempt to make
q forecast of the successful men of
the future we should not look for
them among the ranks of the smart
boys, those who think they know it
all and are anxious to win by a
short route.
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1902-10-09
a venomous Bird.

But one species Of venomous bird
is known to the student of ornitho-
logical oddities, the rpir n'doob, or
'sbird of DEATH" a feathered para
dox of New Guinea. 1t is not a
large or formidable looking crea-
ture, as one would naturally expect,
being scarcely as large as a common
pigeon, but longer and of a more
slender build. 1t is of a gray, glossy
color, without any special markings
except the tail, which ends with a
blood red tip. The bird is compare
lively helpless, being able to fly but
few feet, and can be caught with
out difficulty. However, it is un-
necessary to say that its poisonous
bite causes the native Papuans to
let it severely alone. Persons bitter
by the creature are seized by mad
dening pains, which rapidly extend
to every part of the body. Loss of
sight, commissions and lockjaw are
the other symptoms which follow in
rapid succession. The natives say
that there is not a case on record Of
q survival of the bite, there being
no antidote, death always ensuing
within the short space of two hours.
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1902-10-09

One of the worst evils attending
penal seryitude is said to be the
hunger which assails a man with a
healthy appetite during the first few
months or years of his imprison-
ment. A man who has Just done
q long term for forgery says:
] used to 60 to bed every night
pinched by hunger. / began dream
ing of banquets and would have
thought nothing strange about it
had not the same dream come to me
every night. The banquet was al
ways the same, in .he same place,
and / always had the same place at
the table.
The exasperating thing about it
was that just as the first course was
offered / always awoke, so that even
In my dreams / was not permitted
to taste of the munificent spread
which was nightly presented to me
in my sleep.
dreaded to 60 to bed because
the dream tortured me. 1t only
made me the hungrier, and then I
understood the agony of Tantalus,
the tabled hero who was tortured
with thirst and to whose lips the
waters were ever coming and reced-
ing just as he was in the act of tax
ing q drink.
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1902-10-09
Oriental Loolc.

A man bought three pounds of
meat and brought it home to his
wife to cook for dinner and then
went his way to his place of bust
ness in the bazaars. The wife was
hungry and ate the meat, says Har-
per's Magazine.
In the evening the man came
home and asked for his dinner.
'There is no meat" said the wife,
'for the cat ate it."
Bring the cat" said the man,
"and pair of scales.
"Weigh the cat" said the man.
The cat weighed three pounds.
eff that is the cat," said the
man, "where is the meat? And il
this is the meat where is the cat?"
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1902-10-09

In a speech in London the other
day the orator told an admirable
story of the advice given by an Eng
hshman, Scotchman and an Irish
man respectively to a gentleman
whose servant was constantly break
ing articles in the household. The
Englishman in his blunt, honest
way said to the employer, ooh, get
rid of him-dismiss him." The
Scotchman's advice was, "Stop the
money out of his wages" ssBut, .
said the master, che breaks more
than his wages amount Il" 'sThen,"
said the Irishman, "raise his wages