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The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1902-12-04
KEEP YOUR BLOOD CLEAN
Making and Curing Dim pies.

A pretty. lfelike dimple can be made
to appear on a lady's cheek by means
Of specially designed knife with a
very small and very sharp blade. a
ialntily tiny. keen edged, silyered
scoop and n very fine needle.
A small. straight incision is first made
In the flesh. The little scoop Is then
used to remove small portion of the
underlying fat. while the sewing to-
gether with the needle the edges Of the
cut completes the operation. In day
ur two the stitches are taken out, with
In a week the wound being usually en-
tireiy healed, leaving the becoming lit
tie depression In the surface of the skin
that is called a dimple.
1t is not often that a woman desires
the removal OF a natural dlmple, but
occasionally man who considers the
mark to be a badge of effeminacy de-
sires TO get rid of 1t. Instead of re-
moving the superfiuous fat from be.
meath the surface a small portion Of
the skin is cut away. The edges OF the
dimple are drawn together with
stitches. the lncision heals and the de
preston disappears.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1902-12-04

Her majestys service was apt to be
more plentifully supplied with kicks
than ha'pence. Every one who ever
did anything for Queen Bess seems 10
have been left with a bad debt on his
books SO we lind an unfortunate John
Conley writing 10 Sir Robert Cecil that
for the last two years he had been
sutton for fl00 for "beeyes for the
army" and complaining that unless
some order be taken shall be un.
done" Sir Edward Hastyngs. after
spending his life In. serving the queen.
had to pawn bis wife's jewels and beg
her majesty ITO bestow something upon
me in ihis my hitter age"
SO badly was the fleet that beat the
armada proyisioned that Francis
Drake had to seize ut Plymouth ninety
bags Of rice, and the unfortunate own
er. after ten years waiting, was re-
fused payment. rice being an extraor-
binary sictual not allowed for the
navy" Nor did common soldiers fare
better The chief anxiety of all Eliza
beth's ministers ought. In her view, to
have been how TO save most money
London Telegraph.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1902-12-04
USE OF WATER AT MEALS.
.>CCcS&,SOOO&

DR.. Felix L. Oswald insists that the
avoidance of water ut meals Is mere
sanitary superstition" 1t is not posi-
BILE for any normally constituted human
being to eat his way to the first quarter
instalment of a modern dinner of over
heated made dishes and greasy yiands
without experiencing distinct longing
for a cooling dlluent, and before the
end OF the second course that craving
assumes the urgency OF positive dis
tress. but he sufferer is warned to for
bear. Has not Professor Orthodox emu
merated five distinct sources OF peril
from indulging that appetency, and
proved that the water instinct Is wrong
and that nature knows nothing about
1t,
The most specious Of these arguments
is the alleged risk that the Introduction
of cold water would eoagulate the al
bumen of the ingesta and thus compli-
cate the labors of the digestive organs
But is 1t not evident that those organs
should be allowed casting vote In the
decision of that controversy?
Or. Schrodt, the author OF "Satur-
Heilkunde," holds on the contrary
that our diet is not half fluid enough,
and demonstrates that organic warmth
will soon reduce oyer-cold beverages to
the right medium. and that q craving
which nothing but fresh water will sat
isfy is a clear proof that the stomach
is suffering from AN excess of calorlc
and deficiency of moisture.
Just walt, and that distress Will sub
side, insists Professor Ok. Yes; the
subtle chemistry OF the organism will
eventually find means to satisfy its
needs from internal sources, just as the
agony Of a famished man Will give way
to dull torpor; the system has made
another forced loan ON the reserve
stores of its own tissues, and made the
sufferer a little more comfortable
though also little leaner. Even thus
the disappointed stomach Will make
shift to lead moisture from some other
part of the organism where II is less
sorely needed and the distress subsidies
though feeling of vague discomfort re-
mains, suggesting that the sort OF
moisture reabsorbed from the lower all
mentary duct is not exactly what the
stomach wanted.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1902-12-04

"weil. num-" said the cook as she
entered the parlor with her bundle In
her hand. 81 must be after goin' away
this morn.n'."
what do you mean? Why are you
goingY' asked her astonished mistress.
81 am goin' to be married next
week"
But surely, Bridget, you won't leave
me SO suddenly? You must ask him to
wait for few days"
"Oh, l couldn't, num-"
"Why not, prayY'
Sure. mum, I'd like to oblige you,
but don't feel well enough acquaint-
ed with him to ask such thing
Philadelphia Press.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1902-12-04
CURE SICK HEADACHE.
A Little chiId's Loneliness.

Little Mabel says the Woman's Jour
nal, had been put TO bed alone. Pres
emily she appeared in her nightgown
at the head of the stairs, saying plain
lively, I'm lonesome Her mother
gave her a fayorite rubber doll named
Happy TO take to bed with her and for
few minutes she was quiet. Then
she reappeared with her plant of lone
someness. This time her mother re-
minded her that God was with her and
sent her back to bed with a reproof.
Soon she was heard weeping bitterly,
and when her mother went TO her little
Mabel summed up her sense OF misery
by exclaiming, Il don't want. Happy,
and don't want God: | want some
body with skin face"
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1902-12-04

On the banks OF rivulet near Stra.
bane is a stone with this singular In.
scription, which was no doubt intended
for the information Of stragers travel
ing by the road: Take notice that
when this stone is out Of sight II is
not safe TO ford the river" This recalls
the famous finger post which Is said
to have been erected by order OF a sur.
veyor Of roads In Kent '@'rhls IL Il
bride path to Faversham. II you
can't read this you had better keep the
main road"
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1902-12-04
What Age Is He ?

The Navy Department Is trying to
answer the question:: How old 10
Rear Admiral Thomas o. Selfridge. re-
tired" Is he 90 or 1907 The records
do not show and Rear Admiral Sci.
fridge will not tell. He says 1t Is no.
bodys business how old he is. But as
he entered the navy in 1918. and must
have been at least 10 years old at that
time, the suppostion Is that he is be.
tween 90 and 100. The Admlrals old
est son, Rear Admiral Thomas o. Sci.
fridge, Jr., owns to being 90 years. The
senior Selfridge was born In Hub.
bardston, Mass.-Philadelphia Press.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1902-12-04
FLOWERS FOR OUR RULERS
Bouqnets Are Supplied BonntifuiIy to
Congressmen and Senator'S.

congressmen and Senator'S.
Cut flowers are supplied gratultously
by Uncle Sam TO number OF persons
and Institutions in the city of Wash
lngton and members Of Congress have
come TO regard them as among the most
deslrab bic of their perqulsites. The
greenhouses from which the flowers
clpally to supply the city parks with
the plants which make them such a
feature of the clty's beauty throughout
the greater part OF the year After the
White House is supplied the hospitals
and other public institutions receive
flowers. Many other worthy causes
also share In the distribution. Fam
lilies of members of the cabinet, the
supreme court and legislative members
come next This custom. which has
prevailed for years. of distributing the
cut flowers IL still followed.
Besides the greenhouses In charge OF
the Superintendent Of Public Buildings
and Ground. and the White House con-
servatory, other gardeners are those Of
the Agricultural Department and the
botanical gardens. The latter are un-
der the direction OF the Senate Com
mittee on Library. The gardens Of the
Department OF Agriculture are devoted
largely to the growing OF plants other
than floral.
The flowers from the White House
conservatory are used for daily decora-
lions OF the executive mansion and 1t
Is for state functions and all other or
binary occasions that the supply of the
park greenhouses Is drawn upon.
Through this source Of supply not an
inconsiderable amount that would 9th
erwise have to be spent for flowers for
many state dinners runs well up into
the hundreds and sometimes even thou
sands of dollars. The floral decorations
for the Prince Henry dinner, which
were most elaborate, would have cost
81 900 II purchased In the flower mar
ket. As 1t was the real expenditure In
the floral decorations was only few
hundred.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1902-12-04

Fudge-Yes, SpInks has splendid
system Of economy.
Judge-IIow so?
HE goes to work and lays aside
money for something he doesn't need"
mo economy In that"
isn't there? Well. by the time be
has the money saved he always fin
put he doesn't want the thing-and
then the money is saved."-Baltimore
Herald.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1902-12-04

THOUSANDS of women suffer from
/ systemic catarrh This Is sure
to produce such symptoms as
cold feet and hands, sick headache.
palpitation of the heart and heavy
feelings in the stomach.
Then begins series of experiments
with medicine. They take medicine
for sick headache. They take medi-
cine for nervous prostitution, for pal
pitation of the heart, for dyspepsia.
None of these medicines do any good
because they do not reach the cause
of the complaint.
Peruna at once mitigates all these
symptoms by removing the cause.
Systemic catarrb is the trouble.
Systemic catarrh pervades the whole
system, deranges every organ, weak
ems every function. No permanent
cure can be expected until the sys-
temic catarrh Is removed.
This Is exactly what Peruna will do.
Miss Alma Cox, Assistant Postmis-
tress of Drum, s. c., writes:
II have been a great sufferer from
chronic disease and dyspepsia for five
years. How suffered no tongue can
tell. l tried eight or ten of the best
physicians without receiving much
benefit, also tried lots of patent med :
icines. But still suffered with sick
headache, cold feet and hands, palpi-
tation of the heart, and such a heavy
feeling in my stomach and chest. At
times l would be SO nervous | could
not bear any one around me. | had
been given up to die.
DIR. S. b. Hartman, Presiden
Coin mhaIs q Oivec advire IN xx,n,,,
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1902-12-04
About the same Thing.

do you think that our civilization
tends TO lengthen mems liyesf''
Il don't know about that" answered
the practical man; but with the In.
creased facilities for travel and com
munication man can come pretty
near living twice as much in given
space of time as he used to.-Was hing
ton Star
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1902-12-04
French Happy Home Broken Up.

A Partisan lady has been compelled
by the police to break up her happy
home, consisting OF 20 hens, 90 cocks,
30 pigeons, goat, cats, 8 dogs, a par
rot and dozen small birds. Her
neighbors objected to being kept awake
all night by the cats and dogs, and to
being reused up at an unearthiy hour
by the Growing of the cocks.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1902-12-04

Somehow" said the girl In blue. II
can't help wishing | had accepted
him."
why, dear?" asked the girl in gray.
why. he swore that he'd never be
happy again. and Pm afraid he Is
'Ah, yes" commented the girl in
gray reheetively. LAS matters are now
you can't be sure that he isn't. but II
you'd married him you could make
sure Of it."-Chicago Evening Post.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1902-12-04

Greene-After all. Slimset is good at
heart. He prevailed upon the boys to
give up smoking for a week and to
give the money they would have spent
for cigars and tobacco 10 old Derby to
get him suit of clothes.
Gray = Yes; when Derby has any
clothes, he always buys them at Slim
sets store Boston Transcript.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1902-12-04

Yes" said the Inspired Idiot. I'VE
all know that the coal strike Is going
TO make things pretty cold this winter.
But We must comfort ourselves with
the reflection that when the soft coal
used by the factories begins to blacken
the atmosphere. how easy 1t will be
10 raise window, cut off chunk Of
the black atmosphere, and burn 1t
again in our furnaces Baltimore
Herald.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1902-12-04

Raynor-Thls fortunetelling business
Is all humbug. One of these prof ess0rs
OF palmistry told me Il little while ago
TO look out for short blonde man.
Shyne-I don't know about it's being
all humbug. I'm blonde and I'm short
Lend me ten. old fellow. will your
Chicago Tribune
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1902-12-04

Another great honor has been conferred upon
the A. Van der Naillen school Of Engineering
uf san Francisco. IL was only few months
ago that the Belgian Government had asked
A. Van der Naillen, JT., "a secure four mining
engineers Tor South Africa. The second great
homer conferred upon this gentleman was when
he was appointed on the 25th Of last month by
Mayor Schmitz n Commissioner Of The Board OF
Public Works of san Francisco.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1902-12-04

"One day friend sent me one Of DR.
Hartman's pamphlets, and l decided to
write to him. He advised Peruna and
Manalin, and after taking the medi-
cine two weeks | felt greatly relieved.
My head did not pain me any scarce
ly, and my stomach was relieved of
its heavy feeling. l am so thankful
that l can say after using several bot
ties OF the Peruna and Manalin l am
restored to perfect health.
Before using your remedies | could
not eat anything. l lived on barley
water and Panopeptin for two years.
Now l can eat with pleasure. Every
body is SO surprised at my improve
ment. Everyone says am looking
like rose. / would advise all suffer-
ing women to take your remedies. l
know II 1t were not for Peruna and
Manalin | would have been in my
grave today. l cannot thank you
enough for the kind advice you have
given me. miss Alma L. Cox.
of The Hartman Sanitarium, of
IN free during the summer months.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1902-12-04

The famous Gilt Edge Whiskey is for
sale By all first-class dealers in your com
munity and is especially recommended to
those that have not tried IT, Call for IL
the next time you want good whiskey.
Wichman, Lutgen 4 Co., San Francisco,
Cal, sole proprietors.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1902-12-04
No Help Needed.

Lawyer-You know you are not
obliged to incriminate yourself.
Client-No. | s'pose there'll be plen-
ty to attend to that. all rlght.-Puck.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1902-12-04

Sillicus-That fellows head over
heels in love with his girl. I wonder
they've not been married months ago.
Enthusiastically he hasn't reached
the stage where he finds himself more
miserable without his loved one than
he could be with her-Philadelphia
Record
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1902-12-04

Tourist-Why. you scoundrel, hired
you to protect me from highwaymen.
and now the first chance you get you
rob me yourself.
Guide-But. partner, | warned you
what a dangerous neighborhood this
ts-Life.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1902-12-04
Why He Was Sorry.

Mnister-Johnny. suppose you are
glad there is no school!
Johnny-No, sir: I'm sorry.
Minister-Well. I'm pleased to know
you are so fond of school. Now tell
me why you are sorryg
Johnny Teller cant play
hockey when there amt no school,
Exchange.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1902-12-04

Thar bein' nothin' to cultivate In
the city," remarked the farmer, "of
course you folks don't have no harvest
In time"
We'll" replied the summer boarier,
whose city home was next door to a
conservatory of music. there are
voices to be cultivated. and then we
have narrowing time. Philadelphia
Press.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1902-12-04
Caught Him Coming and Going.

81 don't suppose you have any idea"
said Hackford, the struggling author,
how much | have to spend on the
mere matter Of postage. It's probably
not less than $50 year"
Fifty dollars year for stamps to
send your stun to publishers" said the
other In surprise.
We'll. of course | have TO pay the
postage both ways. you know. CHI
cago Tribune.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1902-12-04

She-In,a year from now you will
forget that you ever loved me.
He-It will take me more than a
year to pay for those presents.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1902-12-04

Father-No, John, you can't have
another piece of pie.
Son-O. please, papa! won't tell
mamma-honesti
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1902-12-04
A PuzzIing Diagram.

Rlchard-Well, father. what Is the
secret of business success?
Father-My son, 1t doesn't pay to be
too courteous in business life, and it
doesn't pay not to be courteous enough.
Puck
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1902-12-04

Citiman--I hear the Popleys have
moved out near you. Have you seen
their baby? Isn't 1t tiny little mitei
Subbubs-Yes. but you must remem.
Der It passed the first six months Of
its life In fiat.-Philadelphi Press.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1902-12-04

Ascum-How on earth did you ever
come to be engaged to Miss Main
chanz? thought you said you always
get so bashful when you were alone
with girl that you couldn't speak.
Stammerz-Thats just 1t, couldn't
speak. so she said: silence gives con-
sent" and that settled it-Philadel-
phia Press.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1902-12-04
Mem. for Good Health.

To-day drink some "Castlewood" Bourbon,
or Rye whiskey. Highest grade Kentucky
goods. Cartan, Mccarthy 4 Co., sole dis
tributors, San Francisco.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1902-12-04

Would you call Jones a wel-in-
formed mani"
Jones? Why. | venture to say Jones
couldn't name six men in his home
team"
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1902-12-04

"Why do you think he is sincere In
wanting to marry youf"
Because he hasn't squandered any
money ON me In two weeks."-Phila-
delphia North American.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1902-12-04

When lazy man goes into saloon
and somebody sets up two or three
drinks he feels as industrious rs any
body.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1902-12-04

Kind Lady-Here's a nickel for you,
poor man. l suppose you would work
II given a chance
Tramp-Dat | would ma'am. but fei
only one ting.
Kind Lady-And what Is that?
Tramp-Me pore ole mother made me
promis dat wouldn't take no cha noes.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1902-12-04
OUR BUDGET OF FUN.
HUMOROUS SAYINGS AND Do
iNGS HERE AND THERE.

Jokes and JOkeiets that Are Supposed
to Have Been Recently Born-sayiugs
and Doings that Are Old, Curious and
Laushabie-The Weeks Humor.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1902-12-04
Proverb of the I'm providsnt.

PrOVorD OF inc IHpFONfuehts
"You can't eat your cake and have II,
too?"
Oats right" answered Mr.. Erastus
Pinkley, but on de yuthuh hand, II
you eats yoh chickens you doesn't run
no risk O. habbln' 'em stole. Wash
ington Star.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1902-12-04

What made jenkins falli'
His friends say because he didn't
take their advice, and Jenkins says
because he did"
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1902-12-04

How old are your" asked the in
surance agent Of the lady.
Ii was thoughtless of him, and her
Indignant sir" brought him straight
way to his senses.
"Of course, you will understand" he
went ON. that we have to be careful
about making contracts. | merely
wished TO assure myself that you are
legally of age. "-Pearsons.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1902-12-04

rlTe Permanently Cured. No hts nervousness
TIL after nrat days OF DR. Rline's Great Nerve
Restorer send for FitRB - trial bottle and treat
se DR. II Kline, Ltd ssi "A rchsi Philadeip his,P Pa
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1902-12-04
Not at Home.

Mr.. DeTrop-Is Miss Ethel at home!
Bridget-No, sor. she's out, but she
says If thot's candy she saw in yer
hand as ye come up the strate she
hopes yen Fave lt.-Philadelphi
Press.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1902-12-04

A great many who claim TO love the
Lord think that one day in seven Is
enough for saying so. i.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1902-12-04

Force OF habit is very powerful. A
horse switches his tail in summer
from necessity and keeps it up half
the winter from force of habit.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1902-12-04

DIR. Watson-Now, speaking of the
hash, I
Herlock Sholmes-H ush-sh-sh, Let
us make sure that there are no caves
troopers before we take up this great
mystery!
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1902-12-04

II Will do 1t, openly or in disguise consti-
patton haa many long scientific aliases, but
Cascarets Candy Cathartio will save you. Drug
gists, Zoe, 25e, Zoe.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1902-12-04

Remember when you buy Miller's
Milwaukee Beer YOU get the best.
spruance, Stanley Il Co., San Francisco,
agents.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1902-12-04

Ever notice that boys never tie tin
cans to bull dogs tailY 4 bull dog
won't stand such foolishness.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1902-12-04

Piso's Cure is the best medicine we ever
used for all affections OF the throat and
lpngs.-WM. o. ENDsLKy, Vanburen, Ind,
Feb. 10. 1900.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1902-12-04

When woman is married to a poor
stick of man the Christian Science
way is TO say that she is suffering
with belief of husband.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1902-12-04

Judge-Have you anything to say for
yourselft
Prisoner-No, sir; I'm married
man.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1902-12-04

There is something the matter with
a man who doesn't hate woman
suffragist; he'd cackle if he had
chance.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1902-12-04

Mothers will find Mrs. Winslow's Sooth-
ing Syrup the best remedy to use for their
children during the teething period.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1902-12-04

A womans Idea Of Il bargain is some.
thing she can't afford when she needs
1t and which is offered at a reduction
W hen she has no use for Il.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1902-12-04

Don't make the mistake of calling
every little pebble in your path your
Waterloo.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1902-12-04

All men are little lower than an
gels, and some are a great deal lower.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1902-12-04

You can't work people, and they
don't likeyyou for trying it.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1902-12-04
ONE
DOLLAR
EARNS
SO WITHIN
ONE YEAR

shares are sold, after which the remaining
stock Is to be advanced to par Refer to Mer-
camille Agencies. An extraordinary, safe and
remunerative mercantile manufacturing in
vestment. Address for Explanatory Prospectus,
copy Of charter and bylaws, The California
Pure Food Manufacturing Company, 73l San
Fernando st., Los Angeles, Cal.