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The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-01-19
Mr.. Dooleg on FiDapcial Needs in Matripop1.

They think tn judge meant divorce. Lookin over
tn argymints pro con- Hnnssy | come to tn con-
cluson that tn judge is wrong an times has changed
'Whin a boy all a needed little
encouragement firm tn family account with livery
an a small pull with tn parish priest an there
he was Twas well he had a job, too, ii
hadn't wasn't a bar. A marrid always find
wurrub to do. He's got to. But iver thought
iv askin him to skin open his bank book. They wasn't
amy such things. They wasn't amy banks. lie didn
pin a cashiers check to tn proposal an put
in a sealed bid. If tn girls my part
iv had to wait fir opulent business with
twenty-five thirty dollars, NANNY iv thin be
waitin at this mnyit
eve looked mathrimony a dhraft posterity,
Mark Hanna wud say, an not an invistnint we
argyed while childher CROWN up we'd
undher expinse when they'd finished their school
in able to take up TIL stern jooes ~ life an go
wurruk, say between tn siven an nine, they
cud support in luxury. Tn young ladies rad none
tn best iv They had money, too, along with
tn rest iv their charms. 1t matchn
coupons thin happy days. TIL father tv tn family
niver thought sindin expert
tn young mans books an decide whether his In
vistmints sound an if tn young had tn
ask his father-inaw he still tn payroll
'twudn't be tn Nv mathrimony he'd require.
IF tn young kind to TIL dog, smoked seegars
that made be tn rubber thrust an cud pass
ivry second saloon without pang, he illegbIe f.
enther TIL first families in tn neghborhood some
times tn last too dilicate fr speak
" marredge though twas like buyn' pound v tin
pinny nails Durn' coortship
house liver let that anything in tn air though
wanst in awhile they giggle whn tn dure bell
rung tn OF Wud give wink to tn clock an go
into TIL kitchen. We spnt most time i
tn kitchen while til qreliminaries was bein arranged
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-01-19
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She was always sorry that she had to borrow
Was Mrs Waite.
tbs just for today; I'll return 1t tomorrow"
Was the pratte of dear Mrs Waite
She borrowed her groceries, borrowed her reading,
Borrowed whatever apparel needing
In preserving her style good breediug
Her touch ornate
And that delicate
That poor Mrs. Jones yearned to help Mrs. Waite.
The days went on in continual lending
TO Mrs. Waite.
She in so often errands intending
Did that soft-spoken, dear Mrs Waite
That at last she had borrowed nigh all house.
And would up by borrowing Mrs. Jones spouse
Just took him in spite of hymeneal vows
And they fed from the state
Mrs. Jones hapless mate
And that Unsuitable, borrowing Waite
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-01-19
The HavaSupaiS

IN the northwestern part of Arizona,
high up where the Grand canon comes
into the territory, and in that section
called Cataract canon. there dwells now
race Of Indians which in some respects
resemble the Apaches of the farther
Southwest, yet in most ways are very
different. Both have the. same general
cast of features. with high check bones,
straight nose, firm chin, and both are
OF an angular build
There is however, great difference in
the language they speak. One cannot I'M
derstand the other and in stature the
Apaches do not approach the size Of their
kinsmen. With these the women are
nearly as tall as the men, and the men
are so much greater in stature tnan those
OF other tribes that they are called by
them Tall men, This tribe is known
as the Havasupai tribe. and is a branch
OF the great human family which is
found freely distributed with different
dialects, throughout the extreme south
west of Colorado and on tc the Gulf of
California.
1t embraces the Yuma. Maricopa. Hay-
asupai, Mojave and Walapai tribes. all
Of which are sometimes calico Apache.
with the other examinations added. as.
Apache Mojave of Apache Yuma The
word Apache means lighting men," and
is said by George Bird Grinnel, i'll his
book on 1.-THE Indians of Today not to
be limited in application to any particular
tribe. properly speaking; yet in general
the name is given to those more fierce
and warlike tribes OF the farther South
west
The Havasupais are more peaceable, and
if let alone viii live in quiet and raise
their small crops of fruit and grain with
great regularity and care. They will, on
the other hand, when thoroughly aroused.
go to the extreme limits Of cruelty In
wreaking vengeance on their enemies.
They are quite set, too, in their habits
Of living, and do not take kindly to iu-
novations in the way Of food. As there
are no fish in the Cataract creek. and
those found farther down at the mouth
OF the great ravine are seldom seen by
their people, who, indeed, have no knowl-
edge Of now TO catch them, they viii
not eat any kind Of fish. Chickens and
eggs, for similar reasons, are also
tabooed; but roast burro or horse never
falls TO afford feast. Pork is forbidden,
and the indian agency people had quite
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-01-19

the stream, where they could look down
upon and charge at their foes from be-
mind the hastily constructed rock fort
resses, We're the Havasupais. An Indian
knows intuitively the best points OF
vantage In a country. Nature teaches
MIN the strategic points of a mountain
side, and he goes to them somewhat after
the manner in which water seeks its
level. The more peaceable tribe was no
exception to this rule, even though they
had not such a reputation for fighting as
the Apaches, who were held in the great
est respect and fear by all who knew
them The Apache Is not afraid to fight
anyone; yet the Havasupai, when attack
ed, was ready to defend himself; and not
only this, but also to deal out summary
justice to his attacking enemy.
The Enemy RepuIsed.
They fought fercely and well, and the
ground still has many marks OF the battle
huge boulders thrown and thousands Of
arrow heads. They conquered the at
lacking force, and in turn attacked them
and captured a large number Of their
men. These they took up the trail, after
the others had retreated and fed far
back; up the same trail where their own
women lay bleeding and massacred, and
on, to the cliff, they led the now Shrek
Ing Apaches
Here they gave the prisoners time to
look over the e6ge Of the precipice, down
thousands Of feet, straight down to the
rocks and chasms below; the sight was
enough to paralyze the courage Of even
an Indian. Here they held their foes for
q time, held them to think If there
were no more terrible punishment that
could be melted out to them; and then,
deciding that there was none that they
could think Of or devise, they held them
straight out over the brink, slowly loosed
their hold, and let them drop!
Though this happened forty years ago.
the men Of the Supais still talk proudly
of the battle; the forts still stand, and
all that made the event memorable.
Capt. Burro looks very wise when ne re-
counts the adventure; shapes his straight
lips and slitlike eyes into very aggressive
lines when he comes to the conclusion
and tells Of the awful fate Of the
Apaches. Then he signs and wags his
head, as he says:
I'VE cleaned EN- all up; no more come
back. All time let lone now. XIII heap
good plenty; make even now, all same
fiat place" AS he said this last he pat
ted the soil where he sat, to show how
the Idea Of evening things up was rep
resented In his mind.
copyrighted, 1901, BY Elizabeth Z. Miilsl
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-01-19
~=@@*~ g THE FALL OF a coop NAN. x z IrnnmEnr

him I'll drive his clear up into the back or
neck
"And do you know, i had 10 the pltenfork
and run the tine into that mans leg good and solid
before he would let so that inherent little caf?
t'Thinkin' it my bounden duty as good Sa-
marian should do to the sinful took the elder into
the kitchen and wiped off his clothes that
ft-so outside of him was concerned-to APP
in the pulpit but l told him and agin
I felt it in that never, again would L
dast to ride with a who had showed, he had,
the cloven hoof of sin should expect to be
by lightnin' of a clear sky.
"Now, that is the kind of whted seplucher that
is at the head Of blessed church here. 1
that the presidn elder will this story straight
and he'll git it right from me-
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-01-19
Copyright, 1902, by
Robert Howard Russell.

~ AN a man marry on twinty-hve dollarsy' asked
A Mr.. Dooley.
He if he get tn money! said Mr..
Hennessy.
~ "Wen SIR said Mr.. Dooley; heres judge
tn binch says twinty-fve dollars is as much
needs enther tn sacred bonds-twinty live
dollars beside tn nerve, he has to have that
how Tn pa-apers has took it up an some is fr
it some is again A few iditors believes
less others thinks it can't be done undher thirty
at tn outside lawyer says that a who
lure young girl away Fl m her music lessons
she asked FIR twnty-six dollars he'd
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-01-19

valiantly. 1t seems that a number OF
squaws had gone up the Walapai trail
to gather yucca root, from which they
make a kind Of soap Of superior quality
They were happily engaged in their work,
chattering to each other some ways
apart, for in that calm, still air sounds
carry well even to great distances.
An Apache Attack.
They were very happy, no doubt, glad
to be free from the dominion OF their
bucks; gossiping, possibly, and telling the
most interesting bits Of family news, and
all that makes life dear to the average
housewife, little dreaming Of any danger
1t is true, they were two miles or more
away from the village; but what Of that
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-01-19

sides shaking with the speed as well as
the fear of certain death; on she lumber
ed, and at every jump she gave out a
fresh cry to alarm the whole village.
1.-THE Apache! the Apache! Help! help
help! The Apachet'
The Apache, it seems, had not come
down upon the Havasupais for the ex-
press purpose Of an attack; mat was not
their original intention when they start
ed out. They were out hunting, had wan
dered farther to the north than they had
thought of going, and when they found
that they were upon the tracks Of the
enemy they could resist the instincts
Of the chase to still further pursue some
game Of a human kind especially when
it was Of so unresisting a character.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-01-19

industrial progress without also acquir-
ing some OF the Spanish ways of speech
or dress; yet there is absolutely nothing
OF the kind with which to identify the
coincident facts
Some Tribal characteristics.
The ideas of justice among these people
are most summary and terrible. even TO
the punishments that are inflicted upon
dumb animals. If q burro steals any,
thing he is marked by having his ears
clipped, and in some cases taken quite
OH; and a dog who has earned this I'M
enviable reputation is tied around thu
mouth with stout cord fastened very
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-01-19
Interesting Indians
and a Battle They
Once Fought. .....

time to induce them to touch potatoes.
though the young people were more cas-
NY converted to the new bill of fare
than the older. They raise peas, beans
and corn, and are fond of squash, but
not of tomatoes.
; There is strange coincidence revealed
IN the method of irrigation in vogue with
THESE people, and that of the early Span
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-01-19
By Holman F. Day.

Are these pesly contrapons that We never never
See
7 owned harnsomS Sussex shotes, 50 fat they
couldn't squeaI
I fed em an middlins an I topped 'em on on
meal;
They was sure three hundred pounders-would nave
brought a fancy price,
An Dragged lot about EN-; they extry
nice.
Wal, at last had EN- butchered, EN- down
to sell
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-01-19
THE STORY OF MRS. WAITE.

- HE borrowed everything except trouble
x Did Mrs Waite!
I honestly never have seen the double
OF glib Mrs. Peterson Waite.
~ She always begging for something other
Just pound "of this 'eres or a cupfuI o.
tother"
If not for herself then she begged for mother-
Twas family trait,
And down to her straight
The borrowing penchant Of smooth Mrs. Waite
Poor Mrs. Jones was the very next neighbor
OF Mrs. Waite
And meekly would pause in her household labor
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-01-19

low" crooned the minister soothingly he stepped
gingerly over into the pen. STEADY now''
And then with the skirts Of his shiny
frock coat gathered between his he poured
warmed skim-1nk into the trough.
Now there ways of feeding a calf that he Will
not do the thing that this calf then proceeded
No matter what the aforesaid l mention
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-01-19
By F. P. Dunno.

Il don't know mesilf what to think iv it, Hinnssy.
an don't know that ought to worry 1t. 1
haven't noticed amy tn number v marredge
licenses day be day. TIL Kubelowsko Witsinskis
sun are eXchangin an if they've got
tWlnty-flve dollars apiece I'd like to they
got It an notify tn polls. No. sir, tn gIoryous
lHstfehooshion Nv which I'm proud am shy Is
to stay an I'm thnkn it'll be here money becomes
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-01-19

other The best way I start my Sunday is to
help you by feeding that calf. Where is the pail?"
80 the elder took the pail trotted to the
Darn where hungry calf already calling
breakfast in lusty baritone. When ne saw the min.
lister coming with the trimming pail lowered his
mead and commenced to butt his fuzzy frone against
the bars Of his stall in ecstacy anticipation.
Steady now, steady now, you handsome little TEL
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-01-19

signals long befure Mareoni into TIL wurruld,
wan night tn wealthy heiress come back frm tn par
father yawned an wint to bed. That all they
was to it. No wan assayed young Latharyo Hinn1ssy
" tn Sixth ward they heard he had twinty tive
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-01-19

g pappoose would be safe in that vicinity,
for were not their greatest enemies far
away toward the great river Of the sea.
What need Of worry? Suddenly, a wild
whoop was heard; the foremost squaW
was seized and killed right before the
very eyes OF the others They were SO
paralyzed that they could neither scream
nor run, all except one fat squaw, the
least agile in fact Of any who were pres
ent. Down the trail she fed, her fat
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-01-19

is to be feared that the poor old soul
would have heard his very often.
And think this had to happen!
Land sakes, we're airly We, elder" called
out of when he drove up to the gate tother
Sunday haven't got all my chores done yet. An
/ haven't got my dress changed nothin I'm dret-
sorry, guess yed better right along with
out There was a of regret in her that
touched the elders heart
minister climbed out of his carriage
ed his horse He went into the house where the Illus
trated old lady busting about
what have you got do sister," he
kindly.
about all the chores except teedin'
caff said she. His vittles mixed all right but
I haven't had time togo him. L
ed him off the last week and he's been a
sight of bother ever sense I'm intendn' to veal him
but the butcher won't be round till week after next
you go right ahead. Sister Stevens change
your dress and I'll out and feed the calf. l
how to do it. 1 brought up farm, you
know"
'.Iassy, elder I couldn't lettin' you
thing. It's a terrible gormin' piece Of work. And
here you all in meen' best"
Sister Stevens. here on earth help each
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-01-19

him. mind whin Hogan goin marry Cass1dys
daughter. I haven't cint,' he Hurry up an
marry thin says Cassidy, or We might have
That's tn it in thin good Oh days an, be
hivens, think that's tn way among tn likes
iv An that's good thing FIR tn that
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-01-19

ish fathers of the mission times. They
are practically Identical, yet the tribes
90 not speak one word of Spanish, nor
IS there trace even of an old mission
anywhere IN their vicinity. 1t seems
strange that they should have been able
to acquire this advantage in the way OF
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-01-19

First and innocent blood could not sat
isfy them; down the trail they plunged,
seeking for futEer excitement and ad-
venture; and they got 1t; rather more
than they bargained for. The now thor
oughly alarmed village was ready to meet
them. They found the hillside, down
where the river takes a bend, and just
opposite the two great pinnacles of red
sandstone called the Indian Gods" very
well fortified. Here, on the best side Of
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-01-19

tight. He is then turned loose, and al
lowed to so about thus muzzIed until he
is nearly dead of starvation When the
thong is removed the deep welt in the
skin and flesh leaves a gray streak when
healed over, and the animal is branded
forever as thiefdog.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-01-19

extinct II tn rich becomin' richer tn poor are
6ecomn more foolish about things an there's
hope in that
Dye raaly think ought to marry on twinty-
five dollars?" asked Mr. Hennessy.
IF he's that kind Nv man more money thin thar
wud be wasted on him said Mr. Dooley
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-01-19

To wait this borrowing Waite
At first was some sugar and then twas Hour
And later vinegar-ners wasn't souri,
A brand-new desire for every hour.
Her crust-it was great!
Twas real armor plate
No difident ways hung about Mrs Waite
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-01-19
Copyright 1900, by
Walter B. Guild.
'eHe Didn't Have to Do This"

EGULARLY every Sunday forenoon on his way
to service the minister called for Aunt M RI
Stevens.
Aunt NJ is poor lone widow If the min
lister had not called to take her along In his
team it is to be feared that the poor old soul
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1902-10-23

On Friday and Saturday night
there will be performances at
the opera house bv the Star Ly-
ceum TroubaGors. a company OF
Eight clever vaudeville perform
ers under the management OF the
well known Jno. Cosgrove, me
OF the renowned Cosgrove musi-
cal family. The program en-
braces a large number of vaude-
vile acts including song, dance,
music, comedy and satire.
Barney Mutually and Edith
Martinez. the beautiful vocalist.
give sketches in Irish and black
face. The famous Orpheum Trio
consisting of Mae Stanton, W.
II. kendrick and Jno. Cosgrove,
play on their wonderful instru-
ments and Mr.. and Mrs. Jarrett.
the FUNNIEST people in the bust
hess will show their royal mar
ionetts and give other surpris-
ing numbers. Secure your seats
in advance as you will zee a
guaranteed attraction.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1902-10-23

Here's what the Washington
Times says of w. III. Stewart, re-
publican candidate for commits
sioner on the east side OF Hand
county:
"The republicans of the 4rh
commissioner district of Hand
county nominated w. HI. Stew
art for commissioner at their
convention last Saturday. Mr..
Stewart is one of the Oldest set
tiers ofeastern Hand county and
Is well known over the Whole
county as a substantial farmer
and one of our best citizens. II
the people of that county want
good business ability and honest
management in the handling OF
their county affairs they can t
do better than elect men like w.
H. Stewart commissioner. lie
is fitted in every way and will
serve the county honestly and
faithfully and is deserving OF the
support of every republican in
the county"
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1902-10-23

These subscribers have been
agreeable callers recently, either
in person or by letter: f. Con-
key, S. Is. Cawood, p. McWhor-
ter, j. l.. Arbogast, Hiram Pen
mock, ID. Cupnihan, A. LACROSSE,
r. Lauzon, Lawrence Rourke,
Alex Moncur, w. II. Stewart,
James Stevens, l.. Anglin, JOS.
Foreman, G. y. Adams, Geo.
Ufen, w. S. Curtis, Reni. Craw-
ford, Chris Schmidt, John Dam
burg, d. Anderson, ID. y. It. Hull,
j. T. McCullen, j. M. Williams,
Thos. Eaton, S. Il. Eaton.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1902-10-23
SHYLOCk

Shylock was the man who
wanted a pound of human
flesh. There are many
Shylocks now, the GONZALES
cent, the consumptive, the
sickly child, the pale young
woman, all want human flesh
and they can get it--take
SCOTS Emulsion.
SCOTS Emulsion is flesh
and blood, bone and muscle.
Itfeeds the nerves, strengthens
the digestive organs and they
feed the whole body.
For nearly thirty years
SCOTS Emulsion has been the
great giver of human flesh.
We will send you couple Of
ounces free.
SCOTT g. BOVINE. Chemists.
4oo-4I5 Pearl Street. New YORK;
soc. and sa.oo; ell druggists.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1902-10-23

A. B. Waterbury, the genial
land man who recently located
in Miller, and whom the popu-
lists nominated for County
Judge, is not a lawyer, which an
fortunately disqualifes him for
the office OF County Judge. I'm.
der our law any person occupy
ing either States Attorney or
County Judge must be admitted
to nractice law before thecourts.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1902-10-23

The w. II. Waters well in Lo-
gan twp. was completed this
week, with a flow OF % gallons.
This Norbeck 4 Nicholson outfit
moves to the east side of the
county. Their other outfit puts
down the Orient well, then back
to Hand county for wells for
Shaffers,, j. c. Harris, Thos.
Jones, John L. Morrow, Briggs
& Miller. The next year prom
ises great interest in artesian
wells for Hand county.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1902-10-23

j. W. Heltibridle has purchased
the Miller home south of the de-
pot. 1t consists OF the fine two
story house and a block OF
ground.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1902-10-23

George Alexander, OF OsSa-
loosa, Iowa, is here visiting his
mother at the home Of his sister,
Mrs. Thos. Teller. He will be re-
membered 10y old settlers as a
rcsidenct OF Alpha township in
the early DAYS.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1902-10-23

Free car fare if you attend the
Mankato Commercial College,
Mankato, MINI. DISTANCE in
this case is no objection.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1902-10-23
Cattle for Sale.

4 have 60 head OF cattle for
sale, consisting OF calves and
yearlings about half steers, and
hall heifers, at my place Spring
Hills township, Rec Heights p.
o. 43t3# W. c. BERRY.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1902-10-23
Our large stock of Ladies
jackets excel all Others. 45tf
III. r. GREEyEs.

Married at the home OF the
BRIDES parents in Spring Hill
township, Sunday, by Rev.
Lacey, Mr.. George Sheldon and
Miss Bessie Maxwell, two of the
popular teachers iii Miller's city
schools. These bright, well
known and popular young peo-
pie will receive the congratula-
tions of a hos of friends over
Hand county, where they have
grown up and taught school.
May their lives continue ever
as happy and useful as in the
past.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1902-10-23

You will find the only stock OF
real clothing ar Coquillettes.
Strictly up to date and all new
goods. Aft
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1902-10-23

One of the special stock trains
passing through Sunday night
set fire to the prairie some seven
miles west OF town. 1t destroyed
quite a little hay and range be-
lore it could he put out.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1902-10-23

GRADUATED Sugar One Hun
dred Pounds for only S4.To, for
a limited time only. Now is the
time to get cheap sugar.
Ii. X. GREEvEs. 2tf
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1902-10-23

AtCoquillette's Furniture store
you can select your carpets from
a large line OF samples. We VIII
have them cut and sewed at no
extra charge. 40tf.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1902-10-23

Rev. o. L. Tell departed Mon
day for southern counties in
this state where he goes to en-
gage in Sabbath school mission
AIRY work.