The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1902-03-23

Prince OF Prussia: Grand Duke of Hook
l derkaiser: Baron BirGenonde-rhine: Mar
/ Tuis OF Johannisberg and ~rschwa
Margrave OF K-at=enjanmcr; Lord Raihs-
keller Won Plbst; Eari of Pretzel: hered-
! ltarv ruler of Bonner ind Blitzen. ArchdCke
Laubenheimer: Field Marshal Wasis'os-
! init: brother to the Emperor of Germany
J nephew to the King Of England; uncle 10
the ~heIr-apparent 0f ;ne throne OF Prussia
/ cousin 70 the Prince OF Wales: grandson
and graudson-in-law or the late queen OK
! England. Born IsG2- Made in Germany
: CEREAL manager Of the mailed INST IN emma.
; Isg4. Head OF the Imperial Bureau OF Inter-
! national Amenities. Berlin. 1901 Discovered
America February -. 1852 Travelled
through province of Naicorf-Astoria Feb
rlary 81. 1862
Captured the stronghold OF the Aron
tribes OF America same week Receiver suo
mission OF American press February ~ D~-
scendeG upon Washington and received sur
render OF seys from native chiefs February
q. Returned to New York to treat fur sur
render of city with Low. CHIEF OF the fu-
sion Tribe. Launched new German navy
S Shooters Island. February 3 Proceeded 10
Chicago and Quelled Instruction OF maicon-
tents in the German colony there located
Fell back on WaldOrf-Astoria for supplies
Made second attack on Washington. COM
ple1ely routing the enemy intrencnso AZ
the British Embassy. Penetrated WIGS or
Massachusetts. Sustained heavy ASSAULT OK
New England's culinary forces. armed 10
the teeth with baked beans. brown bread
and pumpkin pie. Wounded In the vicinity
OF the ve-niform. returned TO New fe
and evacuated the country In March
Returned to Berlin. having lost sixty-eishc
pounds in weight. but the gamer by a per-
manent case OF dyspepsia and much useiui
knowledge CT the new Empire across the
sea Has advised Emperor TO send mis- next
fist across the sea by mail and not by spe-
ciaI messenger. Was a welcome guest ana
deserved all his victories
Schwab. Charles NJ.
Captain o, Industriousness and President
OF the United States Ironfcal Trust eN OF
fcio Prince OF Monte Garlic Mr.. Schwao
was rot born. but was forged from mo
raw material at the Carnegie Iron Works.
Pit,sburv Pa. in 1867 His framework is
OF iron construction ard his heart Is OK
steel. Is a man OF great strength measuf-
ing 30 inches about his chest Orders. whhs
the cast-iron rod which serves as MS sPine'
REINFORCED by the best quality OF rail ribs.
Is said to have broken the hand of every
body who has tried to slap him on the
back. The top OF his head was especially
made for him at the Pennsylvania Anvil
Works. near Homestead. while the lower
part. consisting OF cheek and chin. are OK
the most approved armor plate
He Is kept going by electricity. suppleo
pN Two 0NNtluOo Ia
which are hollow cylinders made OF sheet
iron and firmly riveted. From head to foot
he "a thoroughly insulated with The finest
rubber In the market. the flesh tints OF
which enable him to appear like all other
men at first glance, except about the neck.
which Is devoid OF rubber and Is. there
fore. an unsafe point at which TO attack
him. Is known as The Civilized Franken-
stein" and has enjoyed an unusually suo-
cessful career through having stuck to work
the beginning. turning his back upon
the aliurements offered by managers OF
museums and side shows. Receives
salary Of s.. 900! 900 a minute, even while he
is asleep. and is fond Of travel
Was elected president Of the Billion-Dol-
lar ~Iron.cal Trust IN 1901, and again In 1901.
that the pig n mightier than the
option on the Monte Carlo Roulette Trust.
selling this back to its original owners At an
advance OF 80 per cent. Secured 100000
OF free advertising for his company
January. 1902. by calling seventeen i've
times running stacked to the limit II
chummy with tho Emperor Of Austria, the
Emperor Of Germany and the King OF Eng
land. who consider him a man Of metal 10
thought 10 have made offer to these sover-
Iigns in behalf OF the Morgan Syndicate for
.hsir thrones. and to have been q successful
competitor in Germany Tor next years sup
ply Of iron crosses. Lives quietly all over
he United States and has the simpless
II tastes.
Has always declined to have himself
lickel-plated. Battles In olive oil to avoid
-us.. and runs his dynanos with gasoline.
steam for the Same reason. 10
college education essential to success In
,lacksmithing: and his hobby Is building
believing that the church should
to man. rather than that man mould
70 to church.