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The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1902-04-18

ll0A was tIdU uo WAS the VlCtlm OF
an alligator-gar which has very
large mouth and two formidable
rows of teeth.
Reelfoot is different from all
other lakes, except those formed
under similar conditions, in that
it is studded with stumps and dead
trees, just as they sank below the
level Of the surrounding country
nearly 100 years ago. There are
many open places in which there
is no timber and these are called
fields, each being known to the
fisherman by some name, such as
'Nick's field" "MouItrie's feld,'
eLc. These open areas are where
no timber grew when the lake was
formed. Portions of the lake are
covered with fragrant lilies, while
in other places, beneath the sur
face, grow beautiful water moss
and ferns, through which fish can
be seen darting hither and thither
as the boat bearing the fisher or
sight seer slides smoothly along.
PICTURESQUE SURROUNDINGS.
The eastern side of the lake is
bordered by a hioh bluff, from the
+ summit of which can be had one
of the most picturesque views in
the country. Tourists who have
done Italy and Switzerland and
other foreign countries noted for
their beautiful natural scenery
have declared that the prettiest
view that ever gladdened their
eyes was from the top of the bluff
at Samburg, a little hamlet that
nestles picturesquely below and
nearer the lake.
Scores of pretty islands dot the
lake here and there and on them
are located club houses and people
frequently camp. The handsom-
est club house is at IdIewild, near
the head of the lake, and is owned
by H. G. Moore, of Corinth, Miss,
who can draw his check for sever
al million dollars, which he made
in the diamond fields in South At
RIGA with Barney Barnato and 9th
ers, This club house is palatial in
it's appointments, the owners pri-
vate apartments being furnished at
a cost of thousands of dollars, the
walls being hung with costly works
of art and decorated with trophies
of the chase and hunt in the coun-
try of the Beers.
For number of years, up to
several ears ago, profitable en-
terprlse on the lake was the gath
ering of walnut timber from the
water, beneath the surface of
which it had remained perfectly
preserved since it went down in
the earthquake. Great numbers
of logs and trees were pulled out,
sawed up and sold at fancy prices;
but the supply of marketable wal
nut has about been exhausted.
TROUBLES OF OWNING A LAKE.
Reelfoot lake, the pride of near
ly every West Tennessean, of
many others in different parts of
the State and of all who have en-
joyed an outing there, is now in
litigation and It's ownership in dis
pute, but it will likely be declared
the property of the State by the
Supreme Court. A Mr.. Gallo
way, Of Nashville, in 1870, pro
cured grant fer the lake from
the State and leased it to Andrew
Meadows for 81, 600 He enjoined
the fisherman from plying their
usual vocation and the court de
cided in favor of the plainti .fter
which the leading 6sherR lad to
pay for the privilege of fishing. In
1896 the lake was sold by auction
by decree Of chancery bringing
something over 1000. The pur-
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1902-04-18

'sssssszssssssssss ssasssssssssass
Druggist: Pat you certainly look better, you must
nave followed my advice and had change
YET, so did, Doc
Where did you go?
now go to Moss Drug Store to buy my medicines,
pound.
Tommy: 1t depends. on you buy Moss gives 10
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1902-04-18
TOILET ARTICLES CHEAP FOR 10 DAYS.

We have been giving our customers remarkably
low prices toilet articles and stationery for the past
few days and will continue to do for about ten
See if you don't need chamos, bar of soap, BATH mitt
hair brush comb, box of paper sponge, tooth brush
article about the toilet while the prices down.
Do need good spring tonic?
MOSS, THE DRUGGIST.
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1902-04-18

ssssssssssass sssssssss
II would like straw in this lemonade said the lady
III the table to of the beverage
"Hey2' calculated the waiter who hard OF hearing
"No, straw, said"
Proclaiming the News-'O John said the young wife,
- geefully, babys got TOOTH . 49,
that what trying to tell the ne1ghoors about
q innocently inquired the husband
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1902-11-28
GChneider's
~ Store News
. For Tomorrow.

Tomorrow we will place on sale about
20 pieces of 5a-inch plaid back Golf
cloths, just the thing for Mems House
Goats, Bath Robes, Children's Cloaks
or would make elegant skirts. The reg.
ular prices of these cloths wero from
1926 TO $3.50 per yard, for tomorrow
and until all are sold. only two prices
---75c and 81. Another lot of very
choice 4D-inch Imported Plaids, ,Zibeline
effects, the popular and very much
wanted kinds just now for Waists; reg.
ulnr s1.O0 and $1.25 quality, for tomor-
row and while they last we will sell
them for soc per yard. We are good
and ready to supply your wants in
Winter D Underwear, Hosiery, Golf
Gloves and Mittens In Wool and Mer-
csrized, extraordinary values, even For
these great bargain-givlng departments,
Just received another big shipment or
sample coats from our New York resi-.
dfnt buyer, Remember those garments
nre bought ct l-8 Off, and are put in our
stock market that way, so tho sale of
sample coats will continue for q few
days longer.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1902-11-28
TURKEYS WERE
THE PRIZES
Big Rifle Contest Under Auspices
OF Co. B.

Members of Company b, Eighth reg.
iment, and Spanish-American War Vet
Grams had a turkey shoot, at the range
in East Akron, Thursday morning for
birds kindly donated by Captain Ii. o.
Feederle, Capt III. j. Blackburn, Det-
tling Brothers, Camp Theodore Miller,
s. A. w. ", and the officers and non,
commissioned officers OF Company b.
The participants, the turkey winners
and the scores of all We're as follows:
Capt. VIM. Il. Walkup,2S; First Lieu
tenant Otis Il. Pryer, %; Second Lieu.
tenant Royal A. Walkup, 2S; First Ser.
geant ii. +. Treap 2S; Sergeant III. ID.
Hoagland, Z; Sergeant A. b. Hanscom
%; Sergeant f. j. Sohn, 81, turkey);
Corporal J. ID. Cline, 80, (turkey); Cor
pora II. Hess, 81, turkey; Corporal ].
NJ. Dorrance, o; Cor w. H. Bordner,
l6; Corporal Paul Bertsch, 20, turkey;
Private Ames, 10; Private Anderson, s.;
Private Roden, 32, (turkey); Private
Carlson, 10; Private Dotson, 20; Private
Huber, 10; Private Leopard, 30, (tur
key; Private Miller, 13; Private Sapp
IA; Private Shultz, 27; Private Stinaf
s. Capt. II. o. Feederle, 26; Sergeant
Clarence Cranz 30, (turkey); Sergeant
Carson, 27; Ford Cameron, 13; Il. Ray
mond Lewis, "a. turkey.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1902-11-28
DEATHS.

FOGHT-Mrs. Catharine Foght, aged
AZ years. wife of Saml. Foght, 115 viii.
son St, died Wednesday of pneumonia
after short illness. Funeral services
will be held at st. Bernards church,
Saturday at $50 a. m. Interment in
Lakewood cemetery.
WALDVOGEL~-AIrs Julia Waldvo-
gel, aged "A years, s,wife of Joseph Wald.
vogel, 15 Power ST., died Friday morn.
Ing of hemorrhage, after an Illness of
five days. Funeral services will be held
lat ~. Mary's church, Sunday at $50
p. m. Interment in st. Vincent de
Paul's cemetery.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1902-11-28
Boston Store

GREAT VALUES INLADIES' SKIRTS.
SUITS, JACKETS and SHIRTWAISTS
SATURDAY.
We will place on sale Saturday,
some of the biggest Bargains in man
tailored Walking and Dress Suits ever
sold in cloak department. The
whole matter is we will sell Skirts at
what the cloth costs. Don't miss our
Cloak Department, Saturday.
At $1.75, each--Ladies' dark oxford
grey Walking Skirts with corded
flounce, all lengths, equal to any So
skirt - "a 20 mn
At s$S5O-Ladies, black Walking
skirts, with slot seams. all lengths
deep stitching around bottom, equal
to IS skirt.
At $4.98 each-We have sold lots Of
Walking Skirts at this price; they are
immense values, very few the same,
made of all wool Kersey, in all colors,
all lengths, regular values were $3.50
to $3.50 each.
At 81 each-Ladies' all wool black
Cheviot Walking Skirts, with slot
seams ana strapped effects, a fine
hanging skirt, worth $40.
At $3.50 each-Ladies' all wool
Dress Skirt with trimmed fiounce, lined
with good lining. assorted lengths and
waist bands, worth IS.
Al IS each--Ladies' all wool blacl,
Cheviot and all wool black Venetian
Dress Skirts, lined with a good Perca
line, trimmed fiounce and flare. witt
narrow satin bands or Taffeta silk. W.
consider this skirt we'll worth $6,5,
and the best s5 Skirt ever sold IL
America.
At SO. so each--This 10 one Of our biz
leaders. The way this Skirt is go
up makes it equal to any $3.50 Skirt
It is made of all wool black Chevio
and trimmed with black Taffeta Sill
Ladies' Suits
At 81 0each--Ladies' Suits in blacl
blue and brown, made OF all Voc
, Venetian, trimmed with black sati
} and lined with a good Romaln linin,
| Inlb Sttlt IL cQuul W uhy %AS'oV SUN
, At $3.50 each-Ladies' all woo
black Kersey walking Suits In assorte
lengths, made with blouse effect,
very handsome suit. worth $3.50.
Ladies' Jackets
At IS each--Ladies' all wool blac
and tan Kersey Jackets. lined wit
Mercerized lining, assorted sizes, g
: ira big value.
, At $40 each-Ladles' Monte Car
jackets in black and tan. with or wit
. cut inverted pleat. satin Roman II
ing.
Ladies' shirt Waists.
At CSC each-A line OF Shirt Wais
that have no equal, In all colors and
!, sizes, made of all wool materials, u
:. original price was $1.50.
Don't forget our sale OF ladies' skir
Saturday.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1902-11-28

Barberton Belt Line Railway Co. Dur
ing the summer, he has charge Of
stock and fruit farm, near Brano,
Mich. In the winter he assists his
father In railroad matters.
FISCUs-HUBER.
Mr.. Ira Fiscus, of Akron, and Miss
Chloe Huber, of Barberton, were mar
ried Wednesday evening by Rev. e. Il.
Willard, at the parsonage of the Woos-
ter Ave. Reformed church. Miss Grace
Ries, of Doylestown, was bridesmaid
and Mr.. +. L. Huber, brother of the
bride, was best man. Mr.. and Mrs.
Fiscus will reside on Brown ave. The
groom is bookkeeper in the Office of
Webster, Camp & Lane.
CoATS.sHUCK.
A prominent wedding at Ravenna
Thursday was that of Mr.. Alonzo Coats
and Miss Rosa Shuck The ceremony
was performed by Rev. John Sidley, at
the church of the Immaculate Concep-
ton. Mr.. Alphonso Rotzel was best
man, and Miss Mamie Gerhardstein.
bridesmaid. Special music was render
ed by the choir. The young couple re.
ceived many beautiful presents. The
groom is employed with A G. Williams
e. Co. Guests were present from Ak
ron, Randolph, Sufiield, Cleveland and
Sandusky.
MAN-CARPENTER y
About 40 relatives and friends spent
Thanksgiving day Mt the home Of Mr..
and Mrs. Charles Carpenter, in Copley
township. The event of the day that
was of peculiar interest to them, was
the marriage of Mr. Edwin o. Acker-
man and Miss Gertrude M. Carpenter.
The wedding ceremony took place at
high noon, Rev. u. r. willard, of the
Wooster ave- Reformed church, off1ci-
ating. Miss Naomi McGee, of Canal
Fulton, went before the bridal party,
scattering roses and carnations in their
pathway. Mr.. Russell Alderman, of
Canal Fulton brother of the groom,
and Miss Anna Carpenter, the brides
sister, were the special attendants. A
beautiful wedding dinner was served.
Many of the guests were relatives
from Canton, Canal $-,iton and North
Lawrence. Mr. and Mrs. Ackerman
are enjoying visit now with relatives
at Ashland. Upon their return they
VIII reside at 105 Yale st.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1902-11-28
FIFTH CORPS
And Society Of Santiago to Have
National Convention.

Major General William shafter, from
his office as president of the Society
of Santiago, at San Francisco, has Is
sued an address in which 1T Is an
nounced that there will be Nationai
convention of the society next year.
This will be the first.
NO place has been selected, but tine
date has been set for July II, the an
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1902-11-28

niversary Of the surrender OF Santiago
bv the Spanish General Toral. There
are many members Of the Society OF
Santiago in Akron. The convention
will be open to any and all soldiers
of the Fifth Army corps, whether
members of the society or not. The
Eighth was member of the
Fifth Corps, and General Dick is a
charter member of the society. ~
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1902-11-28
Building Permits

Geo. G. Allen. frame house, How
thorne ave.
o. w. Baum, frame house, Yale st.
John e. Hesidence frame house,
Russell ava
Ellen NJ. wahse. frame addition, Up
son st.
william Wilson, frame house, Brown
st.
Gustave Bedur, frame house, Eagle
81.
N, G. Mcdowell, frame house West
Market st.
e. NJ. Chilcote, frame house, North
Howard ST.
Warner Chaplin, frame addition, w.
Market st.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1902-11-28
MARRIAGE LICENSES.

George Bellinger, Cleveland ...... %
Olive Morgan, Akron ........... q
Groom's occupation. machinist.
Fred Amman, Ravenna .......... 27
Susan Dockus, Portage .......... 21
Grooms occupation. mechanic.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1902-11-28

Groves Black Rsot Liver Pills.
Made from an active principle obtained
from Black Root. They act on the livet
equal to calomel and leave no bad aftsl
effects. No gripping, no sick stomach. win
cure chronic constipation. Price 70 cents.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1902-11-28

WANTED--Messenger boys at West
ern Union Telegraph office. 500 per
month. Apply at once. 100 If.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1902-11-28
c., A. & G. Advance.

:. The advance In wages of c., A. &
q. yardmen has been posted. The new
wages are: Day brakemen % cents;
night brakemen % cents; day conduc-
tors IS cents; night conductors 20
cents; engineers 20 cents.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1902-11-28
c. S. Cobbs Slightly improved.

4 slight Improvement In the condi-
tion of Attorney g. s. Cobbs. He has
not rcgained consciousness, however.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1902-11-28

l5O-152 South Howard Street
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1902-11-28

READ DESlocRAT LINERS,
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1902-11-28

Ladies ShIrt Wutets'
At CSC cach--A line of Shirt waists
that have no equal, In all colors and all
sizes, made of all wool materials, the
original price was $1.5O.
Don't forget our sale of ladies' Skirts
Saturday.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1902-11-28

Scenery and costumes modern. Polite
vaudeville. Matinees Wednesday and
Saturday. Ladies' tickets, Is cents
/, Tuesday night.
Prices 10, 20, 30 cents. Seats on sale.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1902-11-28

A beautiful story told by competent
Artists. Master Newton See. the Phe-
nomenal Boy Soprano and a church
Ch.ir Of 1S.
Matinee-25c Evenng-25c, 95c, SOC,
75c. Seats on sale.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1902-06-19

How MEN, even Of the same party,
may hold widely different views and
opinions anent public questions, and
do SO honestly and sincerely we be-
lieve, is we'll Illustrated by the pres
ent attitude in congress towards
Cuban reciprocity. There are many
men OF many minds, and many con-
tlicting interests, and most OF the
legislation that runs the gauntlet of
this body is in the nature Of compro-
mise measures. The majority OF the
Republicans in congress, led by the
courageous President Roosevelt, are
strongly in favor Of "doing some
thing for Cuba" The other day the
president sent a strong message to
congress urging closer commercial
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1902-06-19

The rottenness Of the Ames' ad-
ministra ton in Minneapolis has
been brought to light with all it's
hidiousness through recent inyesti-
cations OF the grand jury. Gardner,
a special officer, has been tried and
convicted Of accepting brides and
sentenced to six years in state pris-
on. Four detectives have been in
dicted for accepting bribe:-Howard
Morissey, Norbeck and King, the
latter being accused Of grand lar
ceny. F. A. Ames, chief Of police,
former colonel of the Thirteenth
Minnesota regiment in the Spanish
American war, has been indicted for
accepting q bride, and Mayor Ames
has himself been indicted for Offering
a bride. Instead Of going to congress
as was his ambition, he may land in
jail. Detective Norbeck has fed to
parts unknown, FORGETTING his bond
OF $1,000. 1t is a bad mess and the
end is not yet.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1902-06-19
PRESIDENT R0OSEYELT'S ATTITUDE
TOWARD CUBA.

The whole country will admire and
commend the courageous attitude
assumed by the President in his
message to congress anent the
matter Of reciprocity with Cuba It
amounts to neither more nor less
than the proposition he set up in the
first place and has maintained I'M
|1inchingly ever since, but it will add
to the respect and commendation
with which the country has envel-
oped Mr.. Roosevelt from the begin
ming OF his term as President, and it
will reassure all those who have be-
lieyed in his indomitable rectitude.
The President breaches the gospel OF
fidelity. He appeals to Congress to
make good the obligations assumed
in 1898 and reiterated in 1899. He
sweeps away the arguments OF hyper
criticism. He disposes OF all merely
academic pleas. Wehave freed these
people from the yoke Of Spain. We
have trained them in the ways OF self
government and national independ-
ence. Shall we now leave them in
feeble state to battle with adverse
and untoward circumstances? There
is nothing yelled or unintelligible in
the Presidents presentation OF the
case. His utterance is marked by
the candOr and the frmness by which
he has always been distinguished. It
viii. make-as it should-a profound
impression.upon the American people.
1t will show them that the Chief
Magistrate refuses to change his
views to meet the changing dictates
ofexpediency. He believes now what
be believed from the beginning, and
opposition only moves him to
greater frankness and more uncom-
promising measures. From what
ever point OF view the Individual
may regard it, the Presidents
message must be accepted as brave
and forceful utterance.- Wash
ington Post.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1902-06-19

WE cannot agree with Senator
Hoar in all his contentious but in
many ways he is a grand figure in
the United Stated senate. He has
suffered abuse and ridlcule for what
he believes to be right, and it re-
quired rare courage to register him
self as the solitary opponent OF the
Chinese exclusion bill, and against
the majority of his party on the
Philippine question:
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1902-06-19

3dependently Of us or be knit Is Isuj1 s! gl by1
ties Of common friendship and inter
est.
The American occupation ofthe
Philippines does not necessarily
mean permanent SUGGESTION. The
alternative OF independence must
and shall always remain open. But
no one can tell when the day for
making the final decision will come.
1t may come soon as Mr.. Schurman
believes or may take a generation.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1902-06-19

relations with Cuba in the interested
her material well being. But a
small. yet determined body OF Re
publicans in congress, which includes
the entire Minnesota delegation, are
opposed to making any sugar tariff
concessions to Cuba on the plea that
it will ruin the rapidly growing beet
sugar indurtry in the United States.
These insurgents" are apparently
strong enough to check all Cuban leg
lslation. Here we see how different
views may succs >sfully balk legislation
and it is only by coming together"
each party making some concessions,
that any kind Of measure can be pas
sed. A great deal has been said in
this controversy about the sugar
trust. We fear it has been made to
figure with undue prominence in this
matter. The beet and cane sugar
growers may have Numerically op-
posed interests in this connection.
But the question has also higher
significance than mere economic
benefits, and it is on this higher
plane that it's solution should be
sought. Our relations with the
Cuban people are bound to be more
intimate than with those of other
nations, and in time we may be
merged into one great Republic.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1902-06-19
ROOSEVELT ON THE PHILIPPINES

In mis- great speech at Arlington,
President Roosevelt discussed the
Philippine policy in a manner that
ought to make the most rabid anti
imperialist pause in his crusade Of
condemnation. The president points
out clearly that independence and
freedom are not synonymous. The
Fi]ipinos might be independent"
under an "Aguinaldian oligarchy,''
but would they be free, secure, pros
porous and happy under that
regimen At present Philippine indie
pendence would mean civil war,
tyranny, chaos and anarchy, for
"the slowly learned and difficult art
OF self-government, an art which our
people have taught themselves by
the labor OF a thousand years, can
not be grasped III a day by a people
only just emerging from conditions
OF life which our ancestors left behind
them in the dim years before history
dawned."
"The law-abiding freedom OF the
individual is the only sure founda
ton upon which national indepen-
dence can be built" and this free
dom the islanders cannot hope to
obtain except under American guild
ance and control.
The President continued:
We believe that we can rapidly
teach the people OF the Philippine
Islands not only how to enjoy but
how to make good use of their free
dom, and with their growing knowl-
edge their growth in self-govern-
ment shall keep steady pace.
When they have thus shown their
capacity for real freedom by their
power OF self government, then, and
not till then, will it be possible to
decide whether they are to exist in
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1902-06-19

CONGRESS has passed the irriga-
ton bill, and "the Great American
Desert" will now soon blossom as the
rose. 1t is claimed that it is possible
to reclaim for cultivation by means
of irrigation an area about equal to
the states of lowe and Illinois. In
our day a mighty work is being
carried on all over to subdue the
earth and make it contribute to the
wants Of man.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1902-06-19

H. P. HALL, Of st. Paul, may
receive the democratic nomination
for clerk OF the supreme court. Few
editors would have the heart to vote
against cold Hail." the veteran
newspaper man in Minnesota, but
whether that would be sufficient to
elect him would depend on how
much OF good fellow his opponent
is.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1902-06-19

SOME one said that it would be a
cold day when the Beers gave up the
fight, and that has come literally
true, for the other day telegraphic
dispatches told OF a very heavy snow
fall in South Africa, that seriously
INSTRUCTED railway and telegraphic
communication south OF Pretoria.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1902-06-19

KITTsoN county should come to-
gether on the senatorial matter. Ii
it places two candidates in the field
for the nomination the other coun-
ties in the district will be compelled
to make the choice that should have
been made by the people OF Kittson
cOuntV
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1902-06-19

The Alexandria Post News in re-
felr.ng to Senator Grindeland's en-
dorsement by his home town says:
Gwen such an endorsement from
ones fellow citizens is a greater
honor than to be elected to congress
and the man that can win it is sure
ly worthy the votes OF the people for
any Office"
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1902-06-19
Legal advertisements at legal rates.
PRICE. $3.50 PER YEAR IN ADVANCE

The Nicaraguans who fired on a
Norwegian ship the other day will
have to flee to the mountains when
the whole Viking feet, manned by
sturdy warriors OF old, decsends upon
them, demanding restitution.