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The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1902-05-04
LEHR. WHO MADE THE RED ROSE FASHIONABLE. %1sX%@s.M %m @n@I~% %AzR%

| confidential did he hold all that was In
trusted to him that no enc ever suspected
the nature until it was sprung upon them
on the eventful evening. Thus Gotham's
fad of new amusements was catered to.
Absolutely TO be trusted. ingenious. talen.-
ed, popular with men and women, Mr..
Lehrs position was so peculiar that society
wondered how it could ever spare him
and what would IT do with his wife?
Mrs. Lehr Is a Much
Sought-After Woman.
But the problem was solved by that ar
bitter Of high society. Mrs. William Astor.
She took Mrs. Lehr under her wing and
adopted the young couple as a unity, not
as separate individuals. And society has
seen them and done likewise.
Aristocratic, quiet, dignifed. handsome.
elegantly refined. Mrs. Lehr is the much
sought-after woman OF the upper ten; and
to her all society looks for its dress.
Among other achievements of Mrs. Lehr
in her year as 4 fashion leader may be
mentioned these:
.
She has brought into popularity the :.
= red rose.
8. She was the first woman to wear a =.
- meteorological gown.
She made the sweep skirt popular. .
= She compelled the elbow sleeve.
= She introduced the time-honored =.
- custom Of carrying flowers in a prim =.
- bouquet.
"a She made the low coifure what =.
- it is.
"a She reset the diamond star upon tho :.
=. foreheads of women who could afford =,
- to wear It.
She revived the elbow pose, one ell :.
% bow resting upon the sofa back or =
- ma~ntel-piece. Z.
.. She declared for dignity in dress =
= rather than, prettiness.
That Mrs. Lehr has a distinct mission
there is no doubt. And that she and her
husband will be the sensation at Newport
this summer is equally certain. They are a
uniquely admirable couple.
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1902-05-04

WRITTEN FOR Thn SUNDAY REPUBLIC.
The Glen Echo Country Club. in st. Louis
County. opened its second season yesterday.
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1902-05-04

The first story is 8 feet 6 inches in height
and the second story Q feet. with the cell
ing height cut down. by roof. to 3 feet at
the four outward corners of the building.
The cost of such a cottage would be about
S1.2G0.
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1902-05-04
EXPLORING THE AIR WITH KITES.

Professor A. Lawrence Rotch Uses a Childs Toy to Obtain the Tenn
perature Of the Upper A tmosphere-Some of His
Unique Experiments
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1902-01-24

man make a Punch and Judy out of
me! Here's for your
1t was the cooks yells that brought
Mrs Bowser down stairs. and she
found Mr.. Bowser on his back on the
dining room door In a semiunconscious
condition. The tinker had swiped
him one on the jaw and got out.
ut was the hypnotism. the hypno-
tism, mlssusi" explained the cook as
she stood with arms uplIftcd.
: "Yes. 1t was the hypnotism." wills
pered Mrs. Bowser as she bent over
the recumbent form. Hes got 1t, and
got 1t bad. and while I'm making o
poultice for his jaw you get the cam
phor and take Off his shoes and collar. +"
"And viii lie live. mum?''
"Oh. yes. but he won't he a hyp-
notist any more. He'll probably turn
10 phrenology." 81. QUAn.
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SHE FOUND MR.. BowsER ON BIS BACK.

thing. yon always twist 1t around to
make out that haven't brains enough
10 chew gum. Did you ever see q case
OF hypnotism?"
II don't think So"
'sThen don't try TO be too funny. / say
ihypnotized that man.. More than that.
have discovered that have. great
power that way. can hypnotic you,
The cot, the cook. almost any one else.
lust watch that cat for a minute"
He sat down with his hands on his
4nees and fastened his eyes on these
.Os the cat. which was sitting on the
floor few feet away. She glared back
at him for few seconds. and then her
eyes began TO grow green. her tail to
become bushy and her back to arch.
she'll go nd II you don't stop"
cautioned Mrs Bowser. ~ XfF .s
Keep quiet Don't break the SPELL -
whispered MIR. Bowser as he continued
his glare. 'She came under the in
auence sooner than ] expected, and 1t
VIII be q com piete success. By George,
look at that back! Now watch her
while tell her to jump down and roll
over on the floor"
He gave the order. but the cat meow
e6 and spat at him. He repeated It,
and she uttered long drawn yeewl.
"You are driving her madr' exciaim-
ed Mrs. Bowser as she rose up TO fee.
SHUT up. Now. cat. you jump to
the door and roll over. Jump. ! sayr.
She jumped. She jumped to the
plano. clawed or the cover. bounded
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TN. SPINDLE and
Co.. Roanoke Va. H.
~-SSS$s XXX
IN ON TIE DEAL.
Auna saI1y's "Big" Reward YTroEa n
Kind Hearted Broker.

euhS saAiS's big Reward Fr0La
Kind Hearted Broker.
yes, / has me regular customers"
said the old apple woman nj n Wall
street corner as she polished an uppie.
land now and then has one who lets
me share In his good luck. When IN.
dustrials was on the kite. along comes
broker who says:
"'Good morning 90 We. Aunt Sally.
and how's apples selling tcdayY
1.-Two fer five, yer hlghness. says
which is cheap fer apples az tkis sea
son OF the year.
""rhat's true says be. and III take
along couple fer luck I'm In indus
trials TO make or lose a hundred thou
sand. If ] make. III remember ye.
49, Cord bless yer says as I gIvs,
the apples an extra polish and hands
'em over Ii was three days before /
sees him ag'in. Then he stops at me
stand wild look OF benevolence On I
face and money In bis haul and say
Aunt Sally. yer pol.shad apples
brought me luck. ard I'm a man Of me
word / cleared hundred thousand
chat day
"Cord be praised yer Worship
land yen please accept this as
little token Of love and esteem from
yer true friend
And wild that the dear. good hearted
man hands me over nickel and walks
away wild the benevolence creeping
down behind his shirt collar. and was
so affected that boy stole two Of me
biggest apples whilst the tears was in
me eyes. Me husband said it ought to
hev been dime at least; but, Cord
bless We, sir. that broker could hev sold
out his business and moved to Boston
and lodged me altogether. ye kneww
N. QUA0,
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"REMINISCENCES.
Eow They Aroused the pisguEt ss =
KohacS Ph1osopher.


II was down Z HI Prices grocery
store this afternoon" said the Kohack
philosopher little grimly, "and seen
them old dodgers setfin around on
boxes and barrels embezzlfn' prunes
and nibblin' crackers and so forth, Just
az they have been doin' all this win
ter. and all last winter. for that mat
ter, and also every other winter that
| can recollcct. and heard 'em brag-
gin about not havin' worn an oyercoat
all season and lynn about how the
sDsw drIfted SO deep durin' the holi-
days in eighteen hundred and whatever
it was tllst you could bobsied right
over the fences or houses. accordin'
lie which particular liar had the floor.
anl-er-er-let's seel Where was 1
aty oh. yes. | was goin to say that
it 5 rter struck nue. as l listened TO
their REMARKS that while the backbone
OF winter WAS prob'ly broken. just as
the most OF 'em contended. the Jaw
eonc was still in good worlxin, order. -
Puck.
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TpE ZONE criD CvaE
~ 'aIaloIs Treatment by which Drunk.
ards are Being Cured Daily in
Spite Of themselves.
10 Hoxious Doses. No Weakening Of the
Nerves. A Pleasant and Positive Cure
Tor the Liquor Habit.

% l~ now generally known and under-
d saood TINT Dfuu keness isa disease and
uo'd MNahAcrs. A tsdy nllsd It'll peissu
an nerves completes shattlred by peri.
oulc"l 81 constant use.of Intoxicating liqu
uis, requiring an antldOse capable of
neu t.nliz'ig aud Graduating this poison
ana DESTROYING The craving IOI intOXica-
ton. sun crer may now cuIe themselves
at nome without publicity or loss OF tins
tlOhl business. "Aouie Gold Cui - which
nsA Dccn perfected alter many years OF
study ana treatment OF lebriates. The
ilthiut use according 10 directions of
tals wonderful discovery Is positively
guaranteed to cure the most obstinate cas-
no matter how hard diinker. Our re e
o4ds SHOW the marvellous ira .stOrmati O.
81 thousands OF Druekards INTO sober on
ousu iOus upright nen.
W ives curr yOat husbands! Children
cure yom iathefsi This remedy Is ia no
sehce = nostfum but specific for this
uiieasc only, and is So skilIiulIy
devised aud prepIicd thai IL is thorough
" soluble and pleasant To the taste, 30
tnat AZ can be given in "a cup OF tea or
coffee without tIle knowledge OF the per-
sou taking 1t. Thousands of druDkards
have cured themselves with priceless
rrmedy and as many more have been
cured uhu made temperate men bv
having the - URE administered bv
towing iliends and relative without
their knowledge Ia coffee or tea, and
Deiieve t2>day that they discontinued
dsinking OF. their own free Will. DO
Nor WAIT DO not be dehisd by APP
parent and misleading ".ntl.l ovenent.u
Drve out the disease at or. aud Tor all
time The HOME GOLD - is sold
ut the extremely low price ollar,
thus placing within reach OF et IS cody
q treatment more offectua than others
costing 3oV. Full diFections accompany
estci pavkAsc. SpecIal advice To- 5hHied
pin. s.rlSns wneinrequesttd without
oAts1 ehafge. sent REPAID 10 any part
oi n world on recespG ~ One Dollar.
Address Dtpt t474 EDWIN Is. GILks &
COMPANY $3.50 and 2J32 Market Street,
thuuieip ha.
= cCO. g.; iondenCe strictly confideltial
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l1H q r d.

Goats are not subject to disease like
sheep, but like all animals they are
subject to starvation. says Samuel
Dodds in Wool Market and Sheen
Providence gave a goat four stomachs
and they were not given to him for
nothing. So in ATTITUDES where the
browse is cut off after the first few
frosts and where they have not access
to grass they will take grass when
they can't get browseI some forage
must be provided for them. And in
addition. if they can have a wheat
field or ryeficld TO Craze overland a
little grain for the pregnant does-along
toward spring. SO much the better II
IS well to graduate them on to the dry
field instead Of turning them suddenly
from green feed to dry Any rough
ness that will do for other stock Is
good enough for goats-hay. wheat or
oat straw. corn fodder or pea hay.
Prof3t In Raising Angoras.
There Is large profit IN raising An
CORA goats successfully. They are
sheared twice In a season ln the west.
and the yield OF many OF the animals
runs as high as nine pounds. The wool
is so much finer and more silky than
that OF the common goat or sheep that
1t commands higher price at all times.
Good Tnvestment.
The payment OF 81 $50 for the Ango-
ra buck Pasha Columbia would have
seemed waste of money to n novice.
says American Sheep Breeder. but to
the LADY who bore him triumrhantly
away to her New Mexico ranch and
herd of 500 Angoras there were f-.rre
dollars for every dime Of bis cost
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Al duc,o have tried to cure CA
khH by che u~e ni pow ders. scid
a~,s. ,nbaltr- ana Drugs A. past, form.
hen powders dry up the muscou~
'"enlbrants rHusinp them To crnck open
,Du bleed. tns powerful acids used in
,nt a" ilsslris nave tntirely eaten away
tnc same mem btuuer tlIai their inakera
nave aimed 10 cure, While paste ana
JinLn eat cannot reach he dincase. "a
ola anu experienced prnctItiDn cr WHO
.as iVr many years mnue CiOgt si.dN
inu speciality of the tLc trtt.l of
~ 1 hhn, hon az last ucrl,ci.,i a
treatment " hlvh. Nncn faithfully useu
not only relieves at Olc,-, but perma-
ur,lls cureS CA1 AllkIi. by removing
'ns cnust, stopping tie disch. r1r ana
cur.Iik the inuamaIiOh. - 8 tut. only
lnedy known 90 Science o4llll actadi4
sicnes tho afflicted pagts. inns Won
u, r,u. remedy - knOwn a. SNJftLrc.
,he guaranteed Catasrp cGre, ana A. solo
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''SNUFFLES" H. The only ler,eci ca
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tnd permanently and IL uIso wonder
uiiy quIcF ~ reIleve Hay Fever OF I.4d
IA the Head.
~aiaErb, when neglected, often ienos
20 consumption-''S nusiies" wall saw,
.'ou u YOU use az at once. IL is ns or
i.tiaiy remedy, but "a complete treat
meat winch In positively guaranteed 10
care catarrh az any forcs or sIugei used
a cordiDg TO Lhe directions which nc
company encn package. DOn't delas
o1t order IL at oLce, aud write fulI par
iculars as TO your conditions, aua you
~iii receive SPECIAL ADVICE nom the dis
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the guaranteed ca tarrn sure
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Edwin Is. Giles & Company, $3.50 4,
81 Market Strssr, P.nlA lsipnt. laa
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Che turned and slipped her hani 10 me-.
A pretty hand n was. I sweari
She smiled upon me graciouslv
And turned and slipped her hand TO me:
held Il 50 none else might see:
Her husband sat. grave viSaged. there:
She turned and slipped her hand to me-
A pretty hand I. was. I swearf
held her hand All. she was fair
And pure In heart and young and swcetl
sat myself down In her chair
And held her hand. All. she was fair>-
While she retired TO prepare
Things for the guests TO drink and eat.
I held her hand: ali. she was fair
And pure in heart and young and sxreofl
Chicago Record Herald
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1902-01-24

JusT WATCH THAT CAT FOR A MINUTE >
petent TO tell when mans whole soul
~ In bis face or when he has no more
feeling than cabbage head
II was policy for her TO maintain
silence. and be walked up and down
for Eve minutes with his hands crossed
snder his coattails before he con-
tinued: @..
"A rather queer thing happened at
the office this afternoon. A man man,
ed Gilbert came in on some business.
and the minute caught his eye I hyp-
Noticed him. He was like one in a
trance. When l told him to sit down.
stand up or walk around, he obeyed
me like child. He would have flung
himself out OF the window IL 1 had
told him to. It's the first time L ever
knew that had hypnotic powers, and
the idea rather upsets me. Did you
ever suspect that had this power?'
Never" replied Mrs. Bowser, with a
llEugh. IT
what in thunder are you eigel,ne
aboutT he demanded as his ears be-
gan to twitch.
About your hypnotic powers. Did
you take this Mr.. Gilbert out after the
show and treat hlmg'
"Of course not! What do you mean ?"
II didn't know but he was working
yen for the drinks"
Say. woman. you ought TO be sent
10 al asylum for foolsrs shouted Mr..
Bowser as the blood Redeemed his face
and neck and took away all the blank
ness. 'If ever start TO tell you any
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1902-01-24
THE
FINEST
FRUIT
FARM
roanoke Conunty.

5000, 500 Apple Trees; 1000 trees OF TIA
famous Automatic Plpprn; l.5Oo Red
| Apples. ii,es lion ) 20 ~ Years old
All are in vigorous. healthy growth
Located in the Bent Mountain Apple
Selt.
Between $4,000 and 100000 worth OF
apples we're sold from this section the
past season land the output is increasing
every year. Ths fruit fromthis farm
i've years from now will easily pay the
Gust OF the place in one year. Tue trees
have just commenced bearing and the
fruit soid tast year Tor ~ 10000 Oil the
trees besides % tons Ot tlnloth, hay. tllce
sac 10000, ~ cash. balance on iopg ,lu,ee
desired.
lvO ACtskS i've u.lles flom to-, 4, 4,
nice lAiLtVNeinvh,s, koou vleDalu an
Ideal nouie tor ~ .oUO.
FINE BLUE GRASS FARM IN PULASKI co., VA.
900 Acres OF miles hon, IL. A.. De-
pot--lO rOoal iesiuenee all neeessar, uu,
buildings anu ) tenant. houses piont, GA
timber ANA the very best water. OWner
does not 1--WE ou the place ana nirvs vNvi1
ching done aiter Paying mac " neu~s
scnt wheat apo taAos, nv mauv Sz,-vv.vO
clear last year, fll0e SoV.vv p,i acre.
Terms easy.
loo Acres OF splendiu Ulue arass lanu IA
kussril county Va, m.ies nom IL. Ii.
80 room DIV eiIlng' = seOie houses, cattiv
barn oil 100 stalls "l-Ise sLaolos."
This taIn pIVuUoes vnve,n 20 winleI
lou cattle rtico s',vvO.Vv. Easr pay-
nents.
Fine pippin apple taiui-l60 acles IA The
i"".Ous DsoA ~.eeA svct.OA, ,l-v ,,D..,o,
"'S.'.s, "SA4 ieE.,~ ..U r......
sPfA> 400 i.S~..y a.. u,.. -. .,
sSV1. ~ .v@t, S.a.c. vv.VvV ~. 4@.-. sa.o.
r. = 1'U~A i"l", soO~ 1904 ~o..OAl,
"N~us,A"A fiVtUnle".s, 80. he.s.Vvl-
"vVu. aAO a~i'S, sO,VvV.
AainV a~lSs. 80 ~,lSs ava vv..v..,
upA~hu 800, iVOn. "a IAAiu-. A. nvO. 90
saaS VA D"iiolnss, wei4-IenSeu. nae Wa.
tea, sIunNahce vi 49,. Ala oism "a rail-
roau S0aIinn, oaieein v1,JVv
40 scies, o>eI naI. I.ver uoltoul, NICE
IO--iOOu iesineAee in sisnL Va CITY, lowell,
nome Ior snOOU,
80 Acres VI trult A Anu ga tile rock road
about $500 nun tIees embracing all Ver,-
eties. krlce ~ ,zOV. neie isa sIamu oal-
gain.
We have some oi as nne truck Land neal
the cltS As ID Oh the naIkeL AZ reasona ,ie
price, Very desirable.
Aspiendid DrIek busin.ss propert, ren.-
ing Tor go per month, can be bought Tor
$500.
special bargain for quick sale-good
business house on Salem Avenue. small
cash pay nien1. va,ence .Ae lcuI.
lo0acres land miles OF hoanakr. 20
acres IN wheat Which goes IN price SO
per acre. This is Exceedingly heap.
TN. SPINDLE and
Co.. Roanoke Va. @
~SEN%
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70 the focr. and after s.spit'' and =
Howl she ran down the basement stairs
ind scored the cook out CT her seven
senses cs she whisSed out into II =
back yard.
Didn't tell you I could do lit" ex-
claimed Mr.. Bowser In great gIee as
he rose up. THAT cat will be a beauti-
ful subject 10 work on. and In less'n a
week l'll have her standing on her
head and playing all kinds of circus.
will now exercise my powers on
you
You won't do anything OF the kindr'
protested Mrs. Bowser, "and you'd also
better let the eat alone. She was scar
ed instead of hypnotized.''
Nothing OF the sort. She was under
the influence as plain as day. Look
me In the eye for minute"
AZ shan't do it,
'Look me In the eye. Now raise your
right ARM
Mrs. Bowser turned her back on him.
"Now lift your left foot"
No lifting took place, but Mrs. Bow
ser started down the hall to go up
stairs.
Woman. I command you to RETURN
shouted Mr.. Bowser, but she did not
feel the Influence" and passed on out
OF his sight.
I'm bring her 10 TT I'll bring her
to ltT' he muttered to himself as be
turned away. I've got the power and
she feels it. but I'll take her unawares
next time. I'll go down and hypnotic
the cook"
The cook promptly objected. He had
scarcely explained his errand and ask
ed her to fix her eyes on his for a min
ute when she said:
"I'll DO nothing OF the sort. and n
you don't get out OF this kitchen I'll
throw up me job"
"But. my dear woman, I wish to car
ry out an experiment" he pleaded.
Then carry 1t out on somebody else.
I'm here TO do the cooking at $50 a
month, and nobody can make fool OF
me. I had a brother who was fool
enough to look man In the eye. and
be went TO the hospital with his legs
all tied mp in knots
Mr.. Bowser turned away with n
sigh, but luck was with him. Just at
that moment the basement bell rang.
and he went TO the door to find a trav-
cling tinker who wanted to mend any
old tinware.
Come right In" was the hearty
greeting. 81 don't think we have any
thing to mend, but I'd like to explain
a matter to you. You have heard Of
hypnotIsm, OF course?'
ITS where a Teller glares at your
replied the tinker.
Eyes. something that way"
and you lose your mind and he
makes you do as he WIZ"
That's II. ! think I'm a hypnotist,
and want TO experiment little. You
look to me like good subject. and
"No fooling. sir. I'm q Woodworking
man, and ! don't stand for no nom
sense"
Look me in the eye" whispered Mr..
Bowser
'Tll do II, sir, BUT
"Now let yourself seem to sink
away as if going TO sleep. Keep your
eyes on mine
Don't get me mad, sir. because
when I'm mad am dangerous"
Keep quiet, tinker. Now, then,
you are In a burning building and
must escape by the window. Do you
see the flames around youT
81 do"
"Do you feel the heat?'
81 do"
"Do you realize your peril?''
II do, sir. and dom me II I'll let any
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1902-01-24

There you ere. son.
ny. That's your grand
father. Think he's
like me7"
yves. Lut don't
you think the painter
should have brighten
ed the end of the nose
a iittIer'
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u Int Worth L.yioga

Then don't neglect cough or cold. Is
p"eiapy whsa onl, twenty i've cents wiz
.uy b,tfie of Mexican Syuup. IL IL SO
Soothihv, ara so many CONSERVATIVES
aye neen made we'll by its use- Ke.r
s"me or tire testimonials on the wrapp,n
around each bot j. that prnv,. this I'm,
~ more ~nrr or = 81 ~sattd Cir. 4sS
ma 6. a. .Ag and ever coa~nn,,sti .. ,,,..n
any ether rtnedv kiowp Is pntsicia 8
Nelly 81 whom - Commend aud ,,,..-cr.,.,,
IL where less effacaclous remedies tail
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I'm surprised at YOU said the lazy
mans friend, "Why don't you stir
yourself? You're clever enough, and.
you know. there's always room at the
top
But don't you see how much more
clever am 10 stay at the bottom.
where there isn't so much room n
philadelphia Pros
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1902-01-24
A PnlmIrt Nghn q

A Pnimist Who Cs-tr
do you seriously is,sy. a..
Istry. BobT
Il do. a sweet little amatcur palm
list held my hand FOR half on lonr tb,
other evening and told me thai ! was
going TO fall In lcve IN abot' fvrat-
minutes and ask -,
and be accepted u.. IKE .a.-
came true before l rot OH N tin
chaiF."-Chicngo Record. Herald
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Trying Ann,hnr e..

"Yes." said Tie o..
trimmed overc,
Chicago. aud
doubt that soale
overcoat before get,
~ dozen of
Yes. sir. every ia
Chicago have aaA
sto'2n. and. as said.
get this one"
"lt must be rather UNI
ycu?~
1T Is. sir, TO say n thin orf'
lis II only in @.lt.. 81
YOUR ovcrcoat stolenT'
only In Chicago"
"But must you TO there"
Not necessarily. No. Il, -l.'t
there"
Then why not try Cine
steadg"
by George. | willr c., 81
victim. Yes. I'll gct of at .'c'al.
go down 10 Cincinnati and see E, :
get back home viii :;
hack. Yes. III Ga a
ever so much. S.r
suggestion 90
lost twelve oyei
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1902-01-24
Loaded.

Loaded.
Mrs. Bargen-
] h ope 20 u
liked the CT
gars ga v c
you. dear. You
will be glad 60
know anyway
I b o t I paid
cash for them.
They weren't
cudFKed.
Mr. Bargon
r @ q u y? I
thought I b e y
were. but ! did
rot know what
W II b.-Phiia
delphia Press
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1902-01-24
Sufficient Cause.

Judge What are your grounds for
divorce. sir?
Plaintin-My wife married me TO re.
form me and after we settled down
didn't have sense enough to give up
the Idea.
Judge Granted Brooklyn Life.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1902-01-24
Won In "A Walk

Cholly-What was the roeul, OF your
Interview with Miss Bulyun's rathc,
last night?
Percy-lt was walkover for tae.
Cholly-Ahl Allow me TO cOagrntu
late you.
Percy-Don't do it. The old man
simply walked all over me-Chicago
News.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1902-01-24
A Touching rriendshin.

Rusty Where'd ye git dc quarter?
Dusty struck up an acquaintance
wild trained dog wet was goin' to
the bakery fer two bits worth OF
bread.-IndlaMapolis Sun.