Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1902-12-05


beauty" That was before her father
failed"
Strappes-Fiye pounds for n bonnefr
Madam, 1t is a crime! Mrs. s.-WeD
the crime will be ON my own head H..
Glasgow Evening Times
j When you have a disagreeable duty to
perform II is best to do il at once and
get 1t off your mind. Another good wav
is TO get somebody to do 1t for you.
Mrs. Meek-Hut how do you know
that he is married man? Did he saw
he was? Mr.. Meek-No; but he looked
sympathetic when | told him | was
On the Shore: How sweet it wopd
be to live alone with you in yonder
lighthouse" he whispered. teuderly
Yes she murmured abstractedly.
'and do light housekeeping. "-smart
Set.
Il asked the young woman in front
of me to remove her big hat so that
could see the stage" did she do ltp,
mo. she said If she held her hat in
her lap, she couldn't see the stage her.
self. Tit Bits.
Knew the Symptoms: Mr.. Beach,
Here Is a letter from Charles. Mrs
Beach-Real it. Mr. Beach (reading,
My dearest, darlingest mothar'-
great heavenus. the young scoundrel
needs money.-Tit-Bits.
Are you a real indiana" asked tho
investigating youth of one of the paint
ed Indians who accompanied Buffalo
Bills Wild West Show. "Sure!' replied
the Indian; Il was born an raised in
indianapolis, Indiana
Professional Advice: Patient-Wnat
would you advise me to do for dyspep-
STA, doctor? DR.. DeQuick-Welf IL
you want it real bad, hire a cheap cook,
and eat irregularly. Two dollars,
please "-Chicago News
A Swampton Incident: "Mercy ON
us!' cried the investor; edo you have
earthquakes here?" BE easy" re.
piled the land-boomer; I'VE run out o.
qunine yesterday, an that's only the
town marshal a-havin' a chill. ATTAIN.
ia Constitution.
And what brought you to thisT
asked the good man, who was passing
through the police station. de hurry
up wagon" replied the tough boy be-
hind the bars; did yer t'ink | came
/ in a tally-ho, wild somebody on top,
! tootin' a horn Chicago Record Her
aid.
Just to His Taste: How will you
have your eggs cookedY'' asked the
waiter. make any difference in the
cost o. emf" inquired the customer,
cautiously mo" "Then cook 'em
with nice slice o. ham," said he,
greatly relieved.-Kansas City Indepen-
dent.
Mame-My steady blew me Off ter
supper at a regular RESTRAINT last night.
Mag-Say, they tell me he's real reilu-
/ cd. Mame-Dat's wat! When he pour
ed his coffee out in is saucer ter cool
/ it, he didn't blow 1t like some guys
would, but jist famed it wild is Pan
ANA. "-Philadeiphia Press.
A g0lfiing magazine tells this story Of
A man who applied for the secretary
ship of ciib. You understand said
the captain. that we want a secretary
who is thoroughly accustomed to man.
aging men," In that case" answered
the applicant. sadly, I'm afraid It's not
me YOU want. but my wife He was
bunkercd.
Music is very desirable accom-
1lshment." said Mehitabefs mother
That's right" answered her father
If girl likes young man she can
play comic opera and make him feel
,erfec.ly at home, and If she doesn't
he can give him a few samples from
sonata and make him weary. Wash,
ington Star.
Mrs. Mimms Mary, it was one
O'clock this morning when you got In.
heard you. Mary-Nell, ma am, If
was you I'd take something to make
me sleep better. | took my shoes OH
down in The kitchen and didn't make
no more noise than a eat would. I've
been Kind of worried about you for
good While
IN old soldier was Boosting of his
experience during the Civil War, when
ae was asked: How many febs dlu
,ou Kill during the war; How many
lid | Kill? How many did | kill!' re-
beatel the old veteran; well, l don
Know exactly how many, but l kllieu
IS many of them rs they did OF Inc.
Ohio State Journal.
Walter-IIear, all You, just stop put,
mr. ~, tl.ocn other orders and attend
% mine Mt once. The Cook-But TINS
fbccfst,ak is for a man who's just come
n ON "A train that was stuck in the snow
hree days. with no supplies on boaiu
That's nothing compared WIN
my case. Why. the party's just returnep
rom swell banquet b.
Mrs Gruby-Yes, I'm afraid thal
Johnny is really sick. When / went
ut. leaving him in the house alone .