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The Tucson citizen., 1902-09-02
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Listen to the Talk.
1t Comes From Pueblo, Col. .-.It
Comes From the Back.
Did Won know ito

Did you know it?
Know the back could talk?
Tell it's troubles like a child?
Tell you why it aches and pains?
Tell you why it's lame and weak?
Warn you of the kidneys ills?
Kidneys have too much to do
Can't be sick and filter, too.
Listen to them when they speak.
Relieve the kidneys; cure the ache.
Keep the filters free at work
Keep the kidneys we'll and strong.
Then the back is silent
1t does not ache; it does not pain
1t is not weak nor is it>1ame
It's healthy like the kineys.
All backache pains and kidney ills
Are quickly cured by Doan's Kidney
Pills.
Here is proof of it:
Mr.. William Cover, of $40 Santa Fe
avenue, Pueblo, Colorado, proprietor CT
the barber shop at 80 Lnion street.
says: II was mining up in the hills
when my back first began to trouble
me. This was four or five years ago,
and since then my back has ached
more or less and while at work it
Nou0Cu hA0 No1oluSidolc HlSSAys Al
caught cold it settled in my kidneys
and severe backache would result.
read little book advertising Doan's
Kidney Pills, and being very favorably
impressed, I got box of the remedy.
The treatment removed the trouble
with my back and invigorated my
whole system"
Just such emphatic Endorsement can
be had right here in Tucson. Drop
into George Martins drug store and
ask what his customers report to him.
For sale by all dealers Price 25
cents, Foster-Milburn Company, Buff
falo. New York, sole agents for the
United States.
Remember the name-Doan's-and
take no other. I.p;.
The Tucson citizen., 1902-09-02
Rapid Army Mobilization.

The finest example CT rapid organ
iAation of an army was certainly tho
mobilization OF the German army il
1870. On July II in that year the fa.
nous telegram, the shortest and most
momentous ever dispatched, "krieg
Mobil,' went forth from the headqual'
ters at Berlin. ana within fortnigh
an army of 100000 men, fully uni
formed, equipped and provided will
commissariat, was on its way to The
French frontier. OF course it must bt
remembered that all these men had
been previously warned and that al
had been through their period of mill
tary training London Answers.
The Tucson citizen., 1902-09-02
Ted and the Text.

The golden text for certain Sunday
school was, And the child grew and
waxed strong in spirit duke ii, 40).
Little Ted's hand went up like @
fash when the superintendent asked:
Can any OF these bright, smiling little
boys or girls repeat the golden text for
today? All. how alad it makes my
heart to see so many little hands so
up! Teddy. my boy, you ma repeat it,
and speak good and loud that al. may
hear
And they all heard this And the
child grew and waxed strong in spirit
like 2:4O."
The Tucson citizen., 1902-09-02
CARRIAGES. CARRYALLs.

D. S. Valencia has changed his car
riage stand from West Congress street
to the corner of Congress and Stone
avenue, at Alex Rossi's saloon, where
he can be found at all hours, or by
calling up number 661. 1 mo.
The Tucson citizen., 1902-09-02

Dr. H. f. Crepin has returned from
his summer vacation, having spent two
months in the mountain resorts of CAL
ifornia. The doctor will resume his
practice at once, being located in MS
old office in the A. o. U. w. building.
The Tucson citizen., 1902-09-02

to shut her eyes
and open her
mouth for medi-
cine and trust to
luck for results.
She "doctors "
m o n t h after
J month, often
year after year,
n t hi S S sam e
blind, hap hazard
fashion, and re-
ceives no pernla-
nent benefit.
Women take
DIR. Pierce's Fa-
vorite PresCrip-
ton with their
eyes open to the
The Tucson citizen., 1902-09-02
STOCK REDUCTION SALE.

Owing to the preparations we are
making to move to our Congress street
location, We will sell all harness, sad
dies, buggies and wagons at greatly
reduced prices until September 1.
F. ]. VILLAESCUSA,
110 S. Meyer Street.
The Tucson citizen., 1902-09-02
LINGERING SUMMER COLDS.

Sumer colds if neglected may linger
for months. One Minute Cough Cure
will break up the attack. Safe, sure,
acts at once. Cures coughs, colds,
Group, bronchitis, all throat and lung
troubles. Children like it. Bells
pharmacy.
The Tucson citizen., 1902-09-02

c. A. Stevens, the old reliable express
man, has returned after a years rest
and recuperation on the coast. He
has bought his old business, and can be
found at the People Store Prompt
attention will be given to all work left
in my care.
The Tucson citizen., 1902-09-02
&h@f yo0r eyes, 0e9aSs y0SrP mouth
@ssGs see sw1saf EWGSk wilt hRfssw w0Es. ~

The mother smiles at the childish
game, and doesn't realize that it is a
game she as woman has perhaps
played for a great many years.
Many woman is weak and sick.
nervous and discouraged. She suffers
IRON headache, backache and other ills.
She wants to be we'll, but all she does is
The Tucson citizen., 1902-09-02

Have your painting and paper hang
ing done by C, " Rinehart Shop, 81
e. Broadway. Charges reasonable.
The Jennings daily record., 1902-12-27
Crabs That Climb Trees,

In the Dutch East Indies lives a
species of crabs which are accustomed
to climb mangroves and palm-trees for
the purpose. it is believed, of feeding
upon the fruit. Mr.. c. P. SHUTTER of
Bantam AYERS that he has seen these
crabs climb to the top of trees fully
6u feet in height Although he could
not see plainly what they were about
he believes, from the behavior of cap
tive specimens that they opened young
cocoanuts and devoured their con-
tents. It is doubtful if they can break
the shell of ripe cocoanut.
The Jennings daily record., 1902-12-27
WAS NOT THE WINE.
Unnecessary Fear Experienced by
Two Bibulous Gentlemen.

Unnecessary Fear Experienced by
Two eibulous Gentlemen.
Two prominent gentlemen from the
West arriving in New York partook
OIL champagne supper, and the
sparkling fluid predominated. They
secured box in one Of the theaters.
After the play had progressed for
some time one nudged the other and
quantity asked:
Can you hear anything?"
Not blamed word" returned the
other. It's funny, but really l be.
lieve that wine is ringing in my ears
so loud that it browns their voices"
Come. let's get out of here"
Next morning one of the gentlemen
discovered he had kept his program
and what an astonishing revelation'
In big letters he read "Humpty
Dumpty." They had been trying to
hear pantcmime!
The Jennings daily record., 1902-12-27
chamberlain's American Wife.

Mrs. Chamberlain, the American
wife of the noted English statesman,
is credited with having immense influ-
ence on her husband, though she is
by far the most feminine and retiring
of the many distinguished women
who nowadays play a certain part in
the political life of Great Britain. So
great an interest does she take in
the secretary's public affairs that she
determined to accompany him on his
trip to South Africa on the warship
Good Hope.
The Jennings daily record., 1902-12-27
THE WILD MEN OF soN,.
Swiss Explorers Bring Reports Of =
Strange Tribe.

Swiss Explorers Bring Reports Of \
Strange Tribe.
The brothers Sarrasin, two Swiss
explorers, who are now travelling in
the little known parts of Celebes, have
met with a wild jungle tribe in the
mountains Of BOni, so shy that they
will not venture out by day, and will
only carry on trade at night. The ex.
plorers interviewed party made up
of one man, two women, and one
child. They live high up in the noun
tains, grow maize, are homogeneous,
cannot reckon, and, strange to say, do
not know what lying is. These speci-
mems lay under the disadvantage of
being but half-wild. The explorers
were assured that the wilder ones de-
Tended themselves against intruders
by throwing stones. The explorers were
hindered from further researches, but
intended to return to the neighbor.
hood. Some of the tribesmen would
not let the explorers pass, and had to
be overawed by force.
The Jennings daily record., 1902-12-27
.snlT.sH caowps Ann sToL,p.


% Not Make the Nolse rhat 10 Heard
at American oatherlnos.
One Of the things that most Inn
pressed Gen. Wood was the st0lidity
of the London crowds. They disap.
pointed him. He had heard 80 much
OF s.British cheers" that he expected
to see Ill; American outbursts thrown
into the shade. Instead Of that he
found less show of enthusiasm, even
when the king and queen rode
through the city, than may be met
with any day in the states at base.
ball match. This is comment which
American visitors often make. and not
without reason. The London crowd
Ia more hearty and vociferous than
the French or German crowd. but
compared with an American gathering
on any big occasion. . political meet
ing Tor instance. q civic welcome to
victorious admiral, or a varsity foot
ball match. 1t is as .Aber waterfall to
Niagara. On the other hand, 1t is
claimed that the Americans do not
really cheer; they yell.
The Jennings daily record., 1902-12-27
An Ancient Trauedy.

The Paris rapers report a gruesome
discovery which has been made re-
Gently by some military engineers
who have been exploring the dungeon
at the chateau Of Brest, where at one
time battalion of the 10Th Infantry
was quartered A door has been
forced, and skeleton with the skull
broken discovered Round the wrists
was an iron chain. which was fastened
with a paddock. At the feet was an
other chain, to which was hanging a
bullet. The dungeon had not been
opened since 1850.
The Jennings daily record., 1902-12-27
A PHOTOGRAPHERS Nerve.

Until few days ago Hamilton
NICK. Twombly's beautiful estate near
Morristown, N. j., was open to the
public. On recent morning Mrs.
Twombly was stepping into her car
riage when two strangers drove up.
One of them spoke to her by name
and as she turned to face him his
companion pressed the button of a
comera pointed in her direction. Then
they drove away rapidly. Mr.. Twom-
bly, on hearing of this insolent be-
havior was SO incensed that he gave
orders to exclude all strangers in flu.
ture.
The Jennings daily record., 1902-12-27
STRENUOUS KIND OF BATH.
Description Calculated to Cause the
Reader to Shiver.

Description Calculated to Cause the
Reader to Shiver.
In Finland q novel form of vapor
bath has recently become popular. A
person who proposes to enjoy 1t lies
down at full length in a hammock,
which is suspended over a large bath
tub filled with ice-cold water. An at
tendant then throws into this water
some hot bricks, whereupon vapor
arises and envelops the person lying
in the hammock. For some minutes
the attendant allows him to remain
exposed to the vapor, and then. after
removing the bricks, he gives the
hammock jerk, and the gentleman in
it comes plump down into cold water.
Those who have tried this method of
bathing say that the sensation is quite
novel, and that the sudden plunge
into the cold water really invigorates
one.
The Jennings daily record., 1902-12-27
NOT syIrM HIM TssEl
Llncoln's Neat Answer % oveffearslso
crose.examDNDrs-

Llncoln's Neat Answer % 0vefbeaSsNo
cross.examl1iDHr
While samples OF President LIN
coins skill % . story teller are innum-
cradle, instances OF his personal h'i-
NOR are comparatively rare.
On one occasion Lincoln. then poor
and obscure, was summoned as q wit
ness in q contested will case. the
plaintiffs alleging that the testator
was of unsound mind.
Several of his neighbors testified
that while in the company Of the de-
ceased they had never noticed any
thing strange in his actions or
speech.
Lincoln's testimony was to the
same effect, and he was interrupted by
the opposing lawyer. somewhat testy
and overbearing person, with the re-
mark: ''Yes, yes; we have heard all
about that. Now, the question is how
did the deceased act when alone?"
After q moments reflection Lincoln
replied: LAS far as can recollect, I
was never with him when he was
alone"
The Jennings daily record., 1902-12-27
A Healthy VILLAGE.

Tae village which was so healthy
kat both doctor and undertaken lived
II the workhouse, and old people who
.anted to die had to remove else
where. seems to have it's counterpart
~ Wanstead, the pleasant Essex
uburb en- the borders of Epping For
st. Wanstead has broken the record
i suburban London parishes in the
natter of low death rate. During
August and September the mortality
,nly averaged 2.7G per 1000. No
!ealth resort in England can show SO
lbnormally low O. deathrate as this.
The Jennings daily record., 1902-12-27
Law and Matrimony.

Sir John Madden. chief justice OF
a letter from a man who asked to be
excused from serving as a juror or
the ground that he was to be married
on the morrow and was engaged ir
preparation for the happy event. 81
cannot accept that excuse" said the
chief justice, with twinkle in his
eye; II can only wish him joy and fins
him a shilling. But in order to avert
ill-omen, will present the shilling my
self to the bride to ransom her hus
band"
The Jennings daily record., 1902-12-27
The Bicycle Lesson.

Last spring the assistant rector of
one of the Chicago churches bought a
bicycle and declared he would learn
to ride unassisted. The first time he
tried, however, he made a miserable
failure, finding it much harder work
than he had expected.
Just as he fell off and rolled over
and over in the dusty road. car
riage containing some of his wealthy
parishioners came along, but the
clergyman was not recognized. How
ever, several choir boys, who had
been hiding behind clump of bushes,
saw him fall, and as he started to
brush the dust from his clothes the
boys shouted:
Here endeth the first lesson
The Jennings daily record., 1902-12-27
LARGEST Anchor Ever Made,

What is said to be the largest and
heaviest anchor ever made was re.
Gently forged at the Charlestown
tMass.) navy yard. 1t weighs over
eight tons and cost nearly $4,000. 1t
is fifteen feet long over all and nine
feet six inches wide over the points.
The palms are thirty-two inches wide.
The cable for this anchor is unique
also, as regards weight, each link
weighing eighty pounds. Three hun
dred and sixty fathoms 2,160 feeO o.!
it are to be supplied.
The Jennings daily record., 1902-12-27
Wealthy Young Men at Work.

A good many of the very rich young
men of New York are among the bus
lest people belonging to Manhattan
island. For instance, Cornelius Van
derbilt and Jack" Astor are continu-
ally at work inventing something or
other, Harry Payne Whitney takes a
deep interest In his fathers business,
George Gould is up to his waist in big
affairs all the time. Clarence Mackay
is carrying on his fathers extensive
enterprises and ]. p. Morgan, Jr.,
finds ample occupation In represent
irg his father in London.
The Jennings daily record., 1902-12-27
Quick Witted Waiter.

During mosquito season party OF;
diners seated themselves at table in
an outdoor restaurant and man OF
the party took the bill of fare and
began to study it. A mosquito lighted
upon it and instantly lost it's life by a
quick blow from the man. its little
carcass remaining on the bill. Point
ing to it the man said to the waiter:
DO you serve those en- toast?'
And the waiter promptly replied:
They're on the bill. sir!"
The Jennings daily record., 1902-12-27
laconIc.

Hermann Piefke was kept in" after
cy in mental arithmetic. A note to
that effect was given him to take
home and bring back the next morn
ing with his fathers signature. The
father is an honest tin plate worker, q
citizen of Pittsburg, and a strict dis
ciplinariaE. Hermann returned the
note to his teacher with downcast
eyes. 1t was signed as follows:
Read and walloped. c. PIEFkE"
The Jennings daily record., 1902-12-27
Suicides in Vienna.

Austria's capital continues to main
tain its unenviable notoriety for sui
cides. During the first nine months
of 1902, $50 men and SO women killed
themselves in Vienna, and 367 made
the attempt unsuccessfully. The ages
ranged from man of 81 and woman
of sc to a boy of Is and girl of 13.
AS the seasons varied, so did the
causes. In spring and summer unre-
Quilted love was most prominent;
while poverty was the chief incentive
in autumn and winter. Women pre-
ferred jumping out of windows, pois.
oning and drowning; men shooting,
hanging and throwing themselves in
front of trains.
The Jennings daily record., 1902-12-27
CAN A WHOLE PEOPLE GO MAD,
Reflections Drawn From the Conduct
Of the Doukhobors.

Reflections Drawn From the Conduct
Of the Doukhobors.
The conduct of the Doukhobors in
Canada raises once more the old Ques-
ton whether it is possible for whole
people to go mad. Their conduct re-
calls that of many of the followers
of Peter the Hermit, who, it is re
corded, in later life quite perceived
his folly; or of the Flagellants; or
of the South African tribe who in our
own time believed they were ordered
to kill all their cattle, and did it. That
there is possibility of mental infec-
ton when multitudes are gathered is
certain from the long history of pan
les, but the deep religious feeling of
the Doukhobors ought to enable them
to possess their souls in patience un-
til the Avatar which they expect. One
point in the de]usion is, we believe,
unprecedented There is no previous
record of men willing to walk bare.
foot out of pity for the slavery" of
Eeasts.
The Jennings daily record., 1902-12-27
Mistake, Not Robbery.

She was a rather stylish looking
young lady and attracted attention
when she entered the car. She occu.
pied the only vacant seat, beside a
rather elderly gentleman. When the
conductor came for her fare she
reached to her side, and then, her
color changing several shades, she
gasped: "Oh; I've been robbed!
There is nothing but banana skin
and an old piece of cigar in my
pocket!'
Then the deep bass voice of the
man by her side was. heard: Madam,
would you mind taking your hand out
of my pocket?"
The Jennings daily record., 1902-12-27
osEvEp rHE DocroRs ORDERS
but Physician Forgot 70 Put Limit on
occasions.

But Physician Forgot 20 Put Limit on
Occasions.
A farmer came into town and went
to see his doctor, saying that he did
not feel we'll.
The doctor advised him to take .
stimulant once in while, but the
farmer saia he would not set such an
example to his son, who was growing
up. The doctor asked him II he
shaved. "Yes." answered the farmer.
"Then." said the physician. put .
bottle of whisky in your shaving cab
met and every time you shave take
. little"
The farmer said he would, and de.
parted. The doctor did not see the
farmer again, but met his son about .
month later, running up to him on the
street. II was just coming to your
ONCE to get you to give me certifi-
cate to put my father in an insane
asylum" said the son.
What are the symptoms?' asked
the man of medicine.
HE wants to shave six and seven
times day!" answered the son.
The Jennings daily record., 1902-12-27
eritains Wed eoer Women.

Britons making South Africa their
home are marrying Boer women. Two
of these unions have just taken place
at Port Elizabeth. The bridegrooms
were stalwart members of the South
African constabulary, and the brides
genuine Boer maidens, who, with their
imperfect knowledge of the English
language had some difficulty in getting
through the marriage service. But
this little hitch was overcome. and the
girls looked happy as they drove away
in their wedding carts. The vehicles
We're decorated with yellow ribbon,
the ex-Free State color, while the
horses were adorned with red, white
and blue.
The Jennings daily record., 1902-12-27
Army Officer in Luck.

Lieut.. w. c. Fitzpatrick, Seventh in
fantry, one of the student officers at
tending the general service and staff
college in Leavenworth, has just sold
part of his land in Beaumont, Tex,
for $25O,0O0. Lieut.. Fitzpatrick owned
forty acres of land in the best oil dis
trict near Beaumont He sold ten
acres for the quarter-million dollars.
He will continue in the army as a
student officer at the college.
The Jennings daily record., 1902-12-27
CofnpIimentary,

Throughout the rural districts of
Berks county, Pa, they have a custom
OF boiling SOAP" the apparatus for
which can usually be seen at any
Clubhouse. While thus engaged on one
occasion, farmers daughter saw
her swain approaching, and immedi-
ately started for the house to better
her appearance, which fact the
mother explained to the caller as he
came upon the scene. After awhile
the girl appeared, all traces gone Of
few moments before, whereupon the
enamored youth said:
why, you look as though you had
never seen any soap"
The Jennings daily record., 1902-12-27

Ancient Raess oslved for Tie Njohes
Of the Earth.
Primitive inscriptions from south
ern Chaldea mention expeditions sent
to the land of Magan for the purpose
Of obtaining hard stones with which
to make statues. The date of these
inscriptions can only be conjectured,
but circumstances point to their being
at least 5000 years old.
Apart from them there are records
which show that 20 early as $500 B..
c. the Chaldeans were in possession
of both Sinai and the gold-producing
land of Melukkah, or INDIAN. where
recent expeditions have discovered ex-
tremely ancient mineral workings
containing mining tools dating hack
some 1000 years.
These mines. which yielded copper
as well as gold, appear to have fallen
into the hands Of the flrst of the
Pharaohs, for the very earliest Egyp-
tian records yet discovered tell Of
the expulsion of foreign miners from
the Sinaitic peninsula.
The Jennings daily record., 1902-12-27
Gen. Chaffee's Services,

Gen. Chaffee, who left us in hurry
in the summer of 1900 in order to
make connections with Pelling. comes
home one OF our most distinguished
living soldiers. His service with the
allied forces in China brought him
conspicuously before the whole world,
and in that way it was much more an
advertisement OF him than his sue
ceedns service in the Philippines,
where he ranked after Otis and Mac
Arthur.-Sprngfield Republican.
The Jennings daily record., 1902-12-27
ARmoR NOT OF MUCH VALUE.
Theoretically Good, but Not Practical,
Say Experts.

Theoretically Good, but Not Practical,
Say Experts.
Prof. Artemieff of Russia has in
vented an armor for protecting elec-
tricians or others who find it neces-
sary to work in the vicinity of high
pressure lines. This arnor consists
OF a complete suit Of wover-wire
gauze which the wire man dons when
he goes to work. Commenting on this
idea, the Electrical Review of New
York says: ut is good, theoretically.
but it can hardly have much practical
value. A pair of rubber gloves can
be put on more easily, while the usual
method of not providing any protec-
tion whatever is even less trouble
some. Moreover, the life of this ar
NOR would not be long, and there are
few wire men who will tolerate the
irritation produced on the cuticle by
but one or two broken ends of wire.
Why not make this armor of spun
glass cloth?"
The Jennings daily record., 1902-12-27
Mrs. r. L. stevenscon's Home.

"Vanumanutangi," which is Samoan
for the home of the singing bird" is
the name given to her new residence
in the Santa Cruz mountains of Cali
fornia by Mrs. Robert Louis Steven
son. The spot is in one Of the quiet
est parts of the great blue mountain
and much like the old home at Val
lima. Mrs. Stevenson had house.
warming recently, where she made
welcome all the leading social and lit
erary lights of San Francisco.
The Jennings daily record., 1902-12-27
Swiss Diplomat Is Popular.

The new Swiss minister. Mr.. Du
Matheray, who has recently been ap-
pointed to Washington, is said to be
young and good looking. His first post
as minister was at Vienna, where his
excellent appearance coupled with his
many accomplishments, not the least
OF which is grace in dancing. won him
much favor. So popular was he that
when he was transferred to Rome, it
eternal city too slow.
The Jennings daily record., 1902-12-27
Story the Wedding Rinq Tells.

That wedding ring, almost half an
inch wide, tells it's story" says the
Newark News. 1T is nearly ten years
since those wide wedding rings were
used among fashionable people. They
went out of style long ago. In their
place they now use narrow little bands
and so when you see a fashionable
looking woman with broad ring you
can bet all you have that she isn't a
recent bride by good many years. :"