Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-09-13

WAUWAT0SA NEWS
PUBLISHED WEEKLY AT
WAU WATOSA. WIS.
'EAUWAl0SA PRiNTia6 CO., Publishers.
SUBSCRIPTION PRICE:
1NE fEAR..-.-.--......-..... .Si'OU
Now it is said that the seamen Of the
British navy do not like the submarines
fer divers reasons.
When Marconi talks over a distance
of $4,000 miles it will be time enough 10
say he is shouting.
The automobile cure said to have been
adopted by Mr.. Schwab is of the make
or break" school of medicine.
There is nothing of a mimic character
20 the forces that are compelling the evac-
uation of the Island of Martinique.
Every fugitive from justice, OF late.
has revealed the influence of the recent
dramatic and tragic fight of Mr.. Tracy
Of Oregon.
The plague report from Aslaska viii
frighten all but the gold hunters. Moth
ing can scare them; not even the guns
of claim holders.
Estimates of the number Of deaths
caused by the latest Mont Pelee eruption
now range from 1000 to 1900. Horror on
horrors head accumulates in Martinique.
All that the Baldwin-ZiegIer expedi-
ton has discovered in the Arctic sea thus
far is ice enough to demoralize any num-
Der of ice trusts, if it could be brought
to market.
When the Duchess Of Marlborough is
old and gray, she will delight to tell of
the time when grim-visaged war smo0thed
his wrinkled front to give her a polite
reception.
The story that Mr.. Morgan charges
$24,I a minute for his time ought TO
warn all but multi-millonaires from the
danger of button-holing the creator Of
gigantic combinations.
The dachshund brought over by Prince
Henry is biting people who pass its pres
ent owners home near New York, with
an avidity that attests his hereditary
value as protector of royal preserves.
The Pennsylvania who has been
spending $1,000 day in Chicago saloon
must have treated the crowd every time
he took anything himself, and paid for
sardine sandwiches with every drink.
The claim of an Austrian reform jou--
nal that no less than 1900 soldiers were
killed or wounded in the recent manoeu-
vers in Hungary is proof, if true, that
the Austrian soldiers play too earnestly.
Kaiser Wilhelm's salute to the Amer
lean officers who viewed the autumn ma
noeuvers on Templehof field was one Of
those royal acts that mean a great deal
in the code of stiff-necked military amen
tiles.
Reports of drowning by the wholesale
by floods in India are inconsistent with
recent reports that famine is threatened
because of drought. But India is big
enough to have feast and famine at the
same time,
The Baltimore chemist who claims 20
have discovered how to convert dirt into
a fuel superior TO coal, may have CHANGED
upon a happy thought" that will enable
Chicago to snap her fingers at the anthra-
cite harons.
Grand Duke Boris is in New York, and
Chicago is feverishly watching to see
whether he plants any ducal kisses IN
that quarter. II he does. the value OF
the Chicago kiss will of course suffer
heavy decline.
In expressing gratitude for Americas
attitude toward stricken China. the EN-
press Dowager is revealing the develop
ment of emotions that may inure to the
benefit OF the nine-spot at the end of her
apron string.
Mr.. Baldwin viii 20 into winter quar-
tiers near Tromsoe, Norway, from which
safe point of vantage he will descend
with vigor upon the north pole should
it have the temerity to show itself above
the Arctic horizon.
Sir Thomas IiptOn's third challenge