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Sunday Washington globe., 1902-04-27

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Sunday Washington globe., 1902-04-27
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Week, April %, 1902.
Greatest vaudeville Offering Of the Seas
THE ORPHRuM sHnm


THE ORPHEUM SHOW.
Anis one company was put together bv the
Orpheum circuit which controls the vs,,oe-
vile business Of the great West with
theatres in Chicago, San Francisco Neuy
Orleans, Kansas City, and Omaha. this en-
gagement here beingthe only one played in
the East
OHe Of the greatest novelties OF the cen.
tury are
THE UNION GATLING GUN GUARDS.
Eight young men drilled to the most perfect
detail in handling that terribla instrument
Of destruction, the Calling gun, are seen al
the raising of the curtain to be in camo.
tits certain that no other comedians are
so we'll and favorabl. known as
MCINTYRE AND HEATH
They will play con Guard. - which has
never before been presented in this theatre
THE SERENADERS,
four handsome young women attired IN
Spanish costumes, who render an operate
sketch displaying their marvellous voices
most effectively
w. c. FIELDS
known as the Eccentric" because of his
eccentric makeup and eccentric Juggling.
ELIZABETH MURRAY,
talented and favorite entertainer has al.
ways made hit with her songs and stories.
JOE WEIGH,
in his comic character impersonation, "A
Study from Life"
MIR. GEORGE MACOMBER
and MISS NAN ENCLETON.
will be seen in a travesty sketch during
which they have occasion TO introduce the
famous war scene from "Virginius"
-
LES ACLOS,
consisting of a man, woman. and a huge
dog will contribute a splendid equilibristic
specially at ouce novel and interesting
Daily Matinees IS Cents
Evenings as aud so Cents
Sunday Washington globe., 1902-04-27
COBBS HOTEL.

Under new management. Prompt and
polite attendants. Excellent meals well
cooked and we'll served Delightful loca.
ton, four blocks from depot, near ali
theatres. Large, cleanS and airy rooms.
$I.so per day.
81 to $40 per week.
Sunday Washington globe., 1902-04-27

Proprietor.
Tenth and z Streets Northwest.
Sunday Washington globe., 1902-04-27

1t Is certain that no other comedians are
so well and favorabl. known as
Sunday Washington globe., 1902-04-27

THE UNION GATLING GUN GUARDS.
Eight young men drilled to the most perfect
detailin handling that terrible instrument
OF destruction, the Calling gun, are seen al
the raising of the curtain to be in camo
Sunday Washington globe., 1902-04-27

THE SERENADERS,
four handsome young women attired II
Spanish costumes, who render an operati,
sketch displaying their marvellous voice.
most effectively
Sunday Washington globe., 1902-04-27

NINIIF 7 ! MI AINU IlEA III.
They will play "On Guard" which has
never before been presented in this theatre.
The Florida star., 1902-06-13
"a - TO oTIA.
Bears the 1Ihs Kind You Have Always Bought
''';;'''' !; &H4zzzx
.pIaY . HnilV

PLAY L&;l!" The old cry echoes DER the
peaceful vale Of Cherry creek. and
from the bleacheIs comes a roar as
rows OF rooters spring a leak! The
batter grasps the willow club. the
pitcher strikes an attitude. the catch
er gives his hands rub the umpire
stands with keen eyes glued upon
the play. the ball has gone, and once
again the seasons on.
Way up the teIegraphic pole the eagel
small boy perches high. and in the
fence each knotty hole-and they are
many-frames an eye. The score card
merchants voice rings out. the voice
through all the winter dumb: the
peanut vendors loudly shout the Kid
proclaims his chewing gum and that
same cushion man is there TO save
our panIaIetS from wear.
The knocker with his noisy knock, the
kicker with his mulish kick, the talk
er with his bally talk upon the seats
as flies are thick The ladies in their
smart attire. enthusiasm in their
eyes. are there In bevies TO admire
and Iaud the players TO the skies
and spank their dainty hands when
one Of handsome figure makes run.
The old excuses now are fed TO bosses
from employees lip: The grandma on
her dying bed. the wife al home down
with la grippe. That dying grandma
will be sUIcd beside her gTa ndSOn sit
ting there. the sick wife by her hus.
bands side. and how those frauds
will blush and stare TO catch their
old employers eye lit up with half
amused SURPRISE
The game Is on. the seasons here. the
stricken bail cuts through the air.
the hattcrs fan the atmosph, re, the
runners round the bases tear the
ump.r- calls the strikes and balls.
puts runners out when they are in
nor hccdS The TCOt-rs angry squalls
that they will Kill him sure as sin,
The seasons here. the same old
muss and Oh the seats the same Old
US
Denver Post.
The Florida star., 1902-06-13
HUMOR 1T THE NATIONAL CAPITOL.

stories OF Interest About Senators, Repre-
sentatives and Their Fri. nds,
special correspondence of The Florida Star.
Washington, June 10.-Congressman
Lessler. who represents New York's
Staten Island district and whose cleo
ton last fall was such q surprise to his
opponents, is a hardwOrking young
man who takes himself and his new
duties quite seriously. His friends are
telling a story which we'll illustrates
his attitude toward officeholding.
1t seems that at the time the election
occurred Mrs. L.esSler and her two
The Florida star., 1902-06-13
Was Wasting AWAY.

The following letter from Robert L..
Watts, Of salem, Mo, Il instructive. II
have been troubled with kidney disease.
for the last live years. lost flesh and
never felt well, and doctored with lcaL-
ing physicians and tried all remedies ~uy-
geSted without relief Finally tried Fo-
lry's Kidney Cure, and less than two bot
ties completely cured me, and am now
sound and well" Sold 10y Wilson X Son.
The Florida star., 1902-06-13
YOU HAPPY NOW, PAPA?"

ycar-Old son were visiting relatives in
Chicago. When they returned to the
pretty Staten Island home. they found
the brand new congressman at his
desk hard at work. The youngster
who has a most inquring mind. ran
at once to his father and asked anx-
iOusly. evidently referring to his own
return:
You happy now, papa?"
But the father, his mind occupied
with other affairs, replied absently.
The Florida star., 1902-06-13
Made
His
Promise
Coed

I ON SftSS llld ii 1noEloS
Lands discovered him packing his
trunk.
'Where are you going?" he asked.
Home" replied Fred.
"When are you coming back to
WashingtonT' the congressman added.
Not until l am elected to congress- -
Fred rcsolutely retOrted.
1t was rather an extreme statement.
but Fred Lands has proved to be as
good as his boast. He has just been
nominated for congress by the Elev-
enth Indiana district. and, as this dis
trict is strongly Republican. his nomi-
nation means his almost certain elec-
ton.
The convention was one of the most
remarkable ever held in Indiana. 1t
was held in a circus tent at Wabash.
Even terrific windstOrm which al
most blew the tent down did not stop
the enthusiasm, and young Landis.
who is only twenty-pight years old.
was elected on the twelfth ballot.
The Florida star., 1902-06-13
Like The GnndInhinn.

City Editor See here. in your obitu
airy of this prominent clubwoman you
say she is Il good wife" You mean
was" of course.
Reporter No, mean is" Mr. Hen
peek. her husband. told me if wanted
TO be absolutely truthful that was the
way tu put it Philadelphia Press.
The Florida star., 1902-06-13
Filthy Temples In India.

Sacred cows often dcilc Indian tenn
ples. hut W"r~r Vet il a body that'~ priiu-
ted by constipation. Don't permit il.
Cleanse your system with Dr. kiug'> New
Lie Pills ami avoid untold misery. They
give lively Hvcrs. active bowels. good II
-e~tion. fine appetite. only z5c. AT !. T..
>crryen's drug store.
The Florida star., 1902-06-13
Ten Years In Bed.

Il. A. Gray, J. p, Oakville, Ind,
writes: "FOr ten years | was confined TO
my bed with disease of my kidneys. 1t
was so severe that / could not move part
of the time. | consulted the very best
medical skill available, but could get no
relief until Foley's Kidney Cure was rec
commended to me. 1t has been godsend
to me-" Sold by Wilson & Son.
The Florida star., 1902-06-13

The Philippine debate was dragging
along its weary length. and few
faithful senators sat listless and idle in
their chairs. 1t was one of the early
warm days when for the first time the
outside heat had penetrated the walls
OF the capitol. That drowsy feeling
was abroad through the chamber, and
The Florida star., 1902-06-13

the United Suites against
the attorney general of
Iowa. The attorney gen
eral spoke first. He
pounded the reading
desk during his argu-
ment and waved his
arms and did Il lot of
things lawyers are not
The Florida star., 1902-06-13

OtIIuIUI SIJUUIICT 10 CtIlu
tor Allison.
(which l hope will
never be the case" inter
rupted Senator Allison.
bowling profoundly.
Which | am certain
will never be the case"
added Mr.. Snoonnr- how
The Florida star., 1902-06-13
Of n baCkWOOdsman:
saved From An Awful Fate.

Everybody said hai CONSUMPTION.
writes Mrs ~ NJ Shields oi Chambers
burg. Pa. Il Was low after SIX months
of severe sickness. caused hv hav fever
and asthma. that few thought could get
We'll. hut ! learned 9th. arveiou> It
STAT. ,hipg's NeY Of laIt,I prco
m mtE..;'iver :, an,s mile al. - .p,1i,h o
.S.ate tlnv.';"plarlv ~ Stm .n,r,
Ehe safest cure IN IL W,>,r1 O'andIl pug,
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The Florida star., 1902-06-13
Enr II Srnln.

The white OF raw cEG applied 70 q
burn or scald will prevent infumma-
ton, hc soothing and cooling and re-
lieVe the singing pain.
The Florida star., 1902-06-13

Washington as congress
man from his district
two years ago. he took
with him his younger
brother, Fred Landis, to
act as secretary.
Fred didn't like the
subordinate job. One day
The Florida star., 1902-06-13
Chamberlain's Collie. ChoIer.. and Di.,r
ThOea Remedy

Is everywhere recognized Il THRONE
nwedy that can always be depended
Aon and that is pleasant To- take 1t
Nespecially valuable for SUMMER diar-
loea ] children, and Is undoubtedly
me monif of saving the lives of a great
hany s cfdren eacklyeane,For sale by
b-f:" ley 'siifOney and Tar. -
The Florida star., 1902-06-13
''Yor AT As II THAT WAS HEAVY" q"

YoT AT AS II THAT WAS HEAVY.
no one >"rmcd To Surcuub quite 80
completely as Senator Fry. the prc>id-
ing officer He fidgctcd about in the
vice presidents chair like an unaccli-
mated Eskimo. He WAS showing I'M
miStakahlc signs of doing when a
page touched his elbow and handed
him n small piece of paper torn from
the margin Of the Record. The senator
reused himself ana read these words
scrawlcd i'm the rough and ready hand
OF a backWoodsman:
Dear Fr:'-rl you know the ice was
out? Novu rrv'r get strike sitting up
thor in tGa, chair. PROCTOR.
Senator Frye sent hoy for his see
retary.
Wallace" said he telephone the
Hamilton ana have my trunk packed. ="
In twcnty-ciGht hours tn 4 minute hr
was comfortably slowed away in his
Rangclry lake fishing camp up III
The Florida star., 1902-06-13

would declare in vigorous accents that
ton and would not accept the honor
were 1t rendered him. Thereupon the
Republican convention in his district
would assemble. nominate him by ac-
ciamation, and Joel would serve an
other two years.
Now, just look at Judge Morris and
myself. We have gone through a ike
process, but the people in our districts
have taken us at our word. Some one
else will have our seats in congress"
When Charles B. lands, a Repub-
ican editor from Delphi. Ind, went to
The Florida star., 1902-06-13

\ messenger from the White House
rushed into the room of the chief clerk
of the ordnance bureau in the war de
partmcnt.
Gimme two boxes of cartridges for
the presidents pistols" he said hur-
riedly.
\ clerk got the cartridges and gave
them To the messenger. who galIuped
strcnUously back I" the White House
Three minutes after hc had given the
cartridges To the president the preSi-
dent was on his horse galloping for the
suburbs, followed hy his orderly and
two bicycle policemen.
The president carries Il pistol with
him when lie goes riding. He knows
how tu use it. too. should occasion
arise.
The Florida star., 1902-06-13
He
Pounded
the
Desk

supposed 10 do in the presence of tie
august supreme court. When Hubbard
arose, be said:
MAY it please the honorable court,
could pound this desk. have a strong
right arm and could break this board
to splintcrs. and would, TOO. if were
addressing jury"
Then he stepped ami looked severely
at the attorney general. The justices
On the bench nodded their heads ap-
provingly and looked at the attorney
general also. That worthy said after
ward that if hc looked as small as he
felt he must have been practically in
visible
The Florida star., 1902-06-13

Judge Howard of Iowa recently
argued case in the supreme court OF
The Florida star., 1902-06-13

Flyer riF Drwi Cars.
Louis le q dl IA Nash
land IwngA
Va trawfo Xter ana
Macon.
alIunt au, northwcs tmIhvi CmLclca Muom.
snaca Iuthl f I.anIF
riw
il.S apt. Pass
The Florida star., 1902-06-13
AN OLD
SORE

months of dgnt and faithful use of external remedies that the place
of the body evidence
trouble and that the
itay that long hidden
surface and begun
will
and skin regans n al color. 1t is
through circulation that the acrid Corrodng IN
fluids carried to the or ulcer and keep ~
iriaed and inhamed S. S. S. will purify and Nj
invgorate the blood when all sediment -
hutful washed blood
the
discharge heals
so, -o. S. S. S. is the only blood purifier
table builds blood and
medicine
r canals a kind and get
Cohoes, N Y the advice of experienced
SPECIFIC Atlanta Ga
The Florida star., 1902-06-13
My
Dear
AlphOnSe
Again
ing still lower.

ing still lower.
After you. my dear AlphOnse." re-
marked Senator Proctor in an audible
whisper. and then everybody laughed.
The Florida star., 1902-06-13

AS Representative Eddy Of MinnesO-
Ia partoOk OF his MONDAY lunch in the
The Florida star., 1902-06-13

Maine. and the other day Senator
Proctor received this under a Moose
legemuntic date line:
Dear Proctor-1.uch obliged. FRYE.
The Florida star., 1902-06-13

Two negroes puffed through one of
the corridors in the subbasement of the
capitol. They dragged big mailbag
behind them.
You act as if that was heavy" said
q paSSerby.
Heavy replied one of the negroes.
Il should think il was. That bag is
FULL of General Shattuc's speech on the
immigration question"
SAMUEL HUBBARD
The Florida star., 1902-06-13

house restaurant the 9th
er day he scintillated
with North Star State
political philosophy. m
Several times" river
he, "Joel Heatwol; r
declared with great.ssai
phasis that he was doE
r.fsSirA congress. he
The Florida star., 1902-06-13

''If ever I should have a grievance
against the senator from Iowa. said
The Florida star., 1902-06-13

Will sour the sweetest disposition and
transform the most even tempered, low
able nature into a cross-grained and
irritable individual.
If impatience or fault-fnding are
ever excusable it is when the body is
tortured by an eating and painful sore.
1t is truly discouraging to find after
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1902-05-15
WILD WITH ECZEMA
And Other Itching, Burn
ing, Scaly Eruptions
with Loss of Hair.
SPEEDY CURE TREATMENT

Battle the affected parts with hot water and
Cuticura Soap, TO cleanse the surface OF crusts
and scales, and soften the thfckened cuticle Dry.
without hard rubb g, and apply Cuticura Ointment
freely, to allay itching. irritation and infamma-
tion, and soOthe and heal, and lastly, take Cuti-
Resolvent Pills. to cool and cleanse the blood
single set is often sufficient to cure the most
torturing disfguring and humilating skin sealp
and blood humours, with loss Of hair, when all
else fails
The agonizing itching and burning of the skin.
in eczema the frightful scaling, as in psoriasis:
the loss Of hair. and crusting Of the scalp as in
scaled head the facial disagreement, as in pim-
pies and ringworm; the awful suffering Of infants
and the anxiety Of WORKOUT parents as in milk
crust, letter and salt rheum-al demand a remedy
Of almost superhuman virtues to successfully cone
with them That Cuticura remedies are such
stands proven beyond all doubt. No statement is
made regarding them that is not justified by the
strongest evidence. The purity and sweetness the
power afford immediate relief the certainty Of
speedy AMI permanent cure, the absolute safety
and great economy, have made them the standard
skin cures and humour remedies Of the civilized
world.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1902-05-15
May Ball at Columbia Theater.

The first Of the seasons May balls ec-
CURED at the Columbia Theater yesterday
afternoon. when the pupils of Miss Virgie
Luckett appeared in varied program of
new and spectacular solo dances. Friends
Of the instructor and her pupils attended
in such number as to crowd the theater to
the doors and gagged by the number of
bouquets sent across the footlights and
the applause which greeted each of the
dancers, the ball was from the terpsichor-
can point of view fully worthy of SO much
interest.
A tambourine dance by Miss Mabel Sulli-
van, an electrical dance by Miss Edith
Luckett, two numbers, entitled MY Lady
Hottentot" ard "Sonnette,' by tiny Linnie
Gee, and a shadow dance by little Mar
guerite Luckett seemed to be the most ia
vOred dances of the afternoon. While the
old stand-bys of the May ball were general
ly to be noted for their absence, the ever
popular sailors hornpipe and highland
fling, performed by Elmer Dom and little
Pauline Sullivan, respectively, were accord
ed a great share of the applause A chorus
of pretty little girls excited '"ahs'' and
obs from all sections of the theater.
The ball was an unqualified success.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1902-05-15
Executive Committee Meeting.
Moore & Hill Qnc.), 717 18th ST.,
oan money at lowest rates-Advt
Burglar Gets $40.

Considerable excitement was caused in
police circles last night between and p
o'clock when it was reported that a bur-
giary had been committed at the house of
Mrs. Ralph Wells, No. 171S Connecticut
avenue. Detectives were sent out from
headquarters and a number of policemen
from the eighth precinct were also dispatch
ed to the house. 1t was the belief of the
police that the burglars who have been
causing trouble during recent nights had
visited Mrs. Wells home. but the develop
mcnts did not confirm this opinion. The
house had been entered through a base
mt window that was left open, and two
savings banks containing in the aggregate
$40 had been stolen. The banks belonged
to Cora Jones and Mary Douglass, domes-
tics employed in the house
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1902-05-15

Clear No. Georgia Pine Flooring
only $3.50, at 9th and N. Y. ave--Advt
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1902-05-15
Anniversary Celebration.

In celebration of the fifty-n ninth anniver-
sary of the Grand United Order of Odd
Fellows of the District of Columbia the
order held thanksgiving services Sun
day night at Zion Baptist Church
under the auspices of the District Grand
Lodge, No. 20. There was large attend
ance, several chapters attending in bodies.
Rev. William ]. Howard preached the ser
mon on the subject Love- and was as
sisted in the service by Rev. William D.
Jarvis and Aquilla Sayles. Music was fur
nished by the choir of the church under
leadership of Mr.. E. w. Scott. with Mr.
r. ]. Daniels organist. Several solos and
duets were also rendered. James Ennis
was master of ceremonies and made an ad-
dress on the progress of the order A col
lection amounting to 5000 was taken up
for the benefit of the church.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1902-05-15
CITY AND DISTRICT.
Merrymakers' Give q Ball.

The last of series of seven dances given
by the Merrymakers' Social Club occurred
at the National Rifles Armory last night
The hall was beautifully decorated for the
occasion, music was provided by Haley's
ful orchestra, and the club attended in
force. Before the dancing began Mr. c. VI
Phelps presented TO President Leonard
Stewart a large bouquet of American
Beauty roses a mark of the clubs an
probation of Mr.. Stewart services Those
who conducted the May ball We're Mr. John
NJ. Pcloni, chairman. and Messrs CIV T
Steuart and II. Z. Huntsberry
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1902-05-15
EXCURSIONS TOMORROW.

Steamer Manchester for Mount Vernon at
10 a. m and las p. m.
Steamer Newport News for Fortress Mon
roe and Norfolk at $50 pm.
Trains leave PENNSYLVANIA avenue and
1872 street for Alexandria and Arlington ev-
cry half hour: Mount Vernon, hourly, 10 a.
m. to 3 y.
Steamer Estelle Randall for Glymont and
intermediate landings at $40 a. m.
Steam packet Louise leaves 32d and canal
for Great Falls al $50 am.
Cars leave Aqueduct bridge for Arlington.
Fort Myer and Falls Church.
Seeing Washington observation cars leave
1419 G st. at 10 a. m, . p. M. and p. m.
Washington and Alexandria ferry steam
ers leave eth street wharf. See schedule
under Excursions as to time.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1902-05-15
Train Damages Sand Wagon.

An eastbound train on the Pennsylvania
railroad struck sand wagon on the Sd
street grade crossing about o'clock this
morning. One wheel was broken off the
wagon. but no other damage was done
The wagon is owned by the NationaI
Sand Company. and was in charge of John
Garner. colored. Of 2U4S + street II was
t!i.inled py the driver that the gates were
UP ana that there was nothing to warn him
q; the approach of the train. When Car
ner saw the train approaching il was too
late for him to get his team out of the
way Fortunately the horses had cleared
the track so that they escaped injury
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1902-05-15
Moth Bags, Moth Paper, Muff Boxes
Chas. G. Stott & Co., 800 9th st.-Advt.
Church Dedication.

Rev. Charles O. Isaac pastor Of the Ana
costa Methodist Episcopal Church, and the
members of the official boards of the con-
gregatfon have decided upon June Is next
as the date of the dedcatory services in
celebration of the completion of the build
ing, which Is undergoing extensive i'm
proVements. The auditorium of the edifice
has been almost finished, carpenters, paint
ers and decorators having been at work
there for several weeks. New oak pews, to
cost $780, are expected to arrive soon, and
motor organ worth $1,000 will soon be
placed in position and the floor handsomely
carpeted. 1t is expected that everything
will be in readiness by the date mentioned
for the dedicatory exercises, which, 1t Is
understood. will not be postponed beyond
that time.
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No. 3 Partition Lumber Only $3.50
pei 100 So. TT. Libbey & Co.-Advt
In Interest of Memorial Bridge.

An organization to further the memorial
bridge enterprise was formed last evening
at a meeting held at Reuters Hotel. Her
bert j. Brown of the District of Columbia
was elected president Will L. Sargent OF
Texas secretary and John Joy Edison treas
urer
Albert s. Dulin was chosen chairman OF
the legislative committee, and Frank Hume
chairman of the finance committee The
executive committee win be chosen from
the various patriotic organizations in every
section of the country.
The association will solicit the co-opera-
ton of The governors of the various states
and territories, legislative and municipal
bodies, and all fraternal and patriotic or
ganiZa tons.