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Smyrna times., 1902-11-05
Luck In Thirteen.

By sending 13 miles, VIM. Spirey, Of
Walton Furnace, VT, got a box of
Bucklen's Arnica Salve, that wholly
cured horrible Fever Sore on his leg.
Nothing else could. Positively cures
Bruises, Felons, Ulcers, Eruptions,
Boils, Burns Corns and Piles. Only
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don, Smyrna; J.. S. & w. Lattomus,
Townsend, druggists.
Smyrna times., 1902-11-05
SHORT, SHARP AND SNAPPY.
Pithy Sayings From Our OpuIar Wash
ingtOn Correspondent.

Pithy Sayings From Our Opular Wash
ingtOn Correspondent.
The campaign managers always COM
plain of APATHY" when the bar'ls are
not on tap.
Spelin reform ort too KUN frum thoz
hoo no not only how too spell but whi.
They take our slang seriously in
Punch is out with joke of |
the chestnut" variety.
1t costs the Sultan $775, 900 year to
maintain his harems. As he is bank
rupt he now proposes to cut the figures
to $780, 900.
When Nebuchadnezzar was turned
out to Craze, the Farmers Journals were
filled with his endorsements of the
various grasses.
The political prophets are working
over time just at present. In a little
while they will be overworking their
explanation departments.
A colored brother recently called at
the White House to suggest that he
start a campaign of prayer for the
election of President Roosevelt in 1904
He was not pleased with his reception.
There is no truth in the rumor that
Booth Harrington is to have his name
change to Talkinton, now that he has
broken out with the political rash.
No self respecting duellist would
ever have neglected the surgeon at one
of his little affairs. Foot ball games
should have the services of a hospital
corps.
Mr.. Hanna has taken to his tents,
but not to sulk. The remarks emanat-
ing from the tents of Ohio are not po-
lite, but they are forcible and easily
understood.
Lenoir, N. c., boasts of a resident
$50 years of age. The lady is cutting
her third set of teeth, and has 78 living
descendants. It is said that she never
gossiped, "gadded. or nagged.
A party of Canadians will seek the
North Pole in motor cars adapted for
ice travel. This looks very much like
an advertising device of some automo-
bile company.
DIR. Arthur Latham, has been award
ed the first price of 50, 500 for the best
essay on the proposed Kings Sanitar-
ium for tuberculosis. DIR. Latham be-
lieves in the fresh air treatment.
The political situation in New York
looks normal. 1t is surcharged with
slander and abuse. The air is murky
with irrelevancles as is usually the case
in Campaign of education. -
Sing song of 'sperience,
Scuttle full of coal,
-Four and twenty operators
Caught in hole
When the hole was opened
They sang like any organ
Wasn't that pretty trick
As played by j. 2. Morgan.
Morgan in his counting-house
Counting out his money;
Markle in his Office
Eating gall for honey;
Baer in his railway yard
Putting up the cost,
Down came the stockholders
And his little trick was lost.
John Bull has lot of trouble on
hand: The wounds of the wild boor
have not healed, the Mad Mulling is
pulling his whiskers, the Hill Tribes
of India are pressing his corns and the
indigestible Irish potato is ever irrita-
ting. John has a good constitution,
however, and will pull through.
~RRnHH@MRmM R-nE7-
Smyrna times., 1902-11-05
PUNISHMENT.

Social progress has done away with
great many forms of punishment once
administered under the laws of enlight-
ened people. But nature never changes
or modifies her penalties. She still has
Smyrna times., 1902-11-05

en- Medical Discovery cures the diseased
stomach and enables the perfect digestion
and assimilation of food, so that the
sluggishness, irritability, nervousness and
sleeplessness which result from innutri-
ton are cured also.
UI was taken sick nine years ago with fever.n
writes Mr.. NJ. NJ. Wardwell, Of I.inwood, Leaven-
worth Co., Kansas vHad the doctor and he
broke up the fever all right but 1 took diar-
rhoea right away; he couldn't cure it and il
became chronic and then he gave up the case.
l got so weak with it and had piles so badly I
couldn't lie down, nor hardly sit up. Was
that way two or three months thought would
never be well again but picked up one of DR..
Pierce's Memorandum Books one day and saw
your description Of catarrh Of the stomach. 1
thought II fit my case. We had a bottle of DR..
Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery in the house
that was got for mother You recommend II for
catarrh OF the stomach. so I went to taking il.
The one bottle nearly cured me. ! got two bot.
ties next time and took one and ene-half and
was well. I haven't been bothered with diar-
rhoea since.D
DR.. Pierce's Pellets cure biliousness.
Smyrna times., 1902-11-05

the s am e punish
ment for the man
W h o neglects or
abuses his stomach
as she had in the
far off days vwhen
Adam delved and
Eve span."
The physical dis
comfort, dullness,
sluggishness, irri-
liability, nervous
ness and sleepless-
IL e S S W hich are
visited pom the e
man who eats care
lessly or irregularly
have been from the
beginning the evil
dences of disease of
the stomach and its
associated organsof
. digestion and nu-
J triton.
DR.. Pierce's Cold
Smyrna times., 1902-11-05

New Castle taxpayers are aroused
because Trustees of the Poor have re-
fused to pay for supplies Of persons in
that town who were quarantined be-
cause Of smallpox.
Smyrna times., 1902-11-05
CLOSE!

Close to the great cloth mills of the
United States, and close to the great public
in and around Philadel phia---that is why our
clothes are both cheap and right.
Close to You means that we learn your
wants. We learn how you would regard the
new styles that the season produces; and we
modify those styles according to what we
know to be your ideas You don't want
Chicago styles. Youwant your own, and you
get it at Oak Hall.
Close to the Mills means that we buy
cloth at the smallest possible price. If the
samples of cloth that they show us are not as
we want them, we tell them how we want
them, and get them that way. Couldn't do
it if we were not close to the mills.
There is another close, too-ClOSe to
our work rooms = right in the same
building where we sell the suits. Come and
see how good clothing is made. We'll show
you through the department.
Suits S8. SO to $22.5O.
Overcoats $3.50 to SIS. i
Carfare to Philadelphia
If YOU purchase certain amount here and show your
eturn ticket we pay your whole carfare both ways.
Smyrna times., 1902-11-05

The campaign managers always com
plain of "apathy" when the bar'ls ar
not on tap.
Smyrna times., 1902-11-05

John Bull has a lot of trouble on
hand: The wounds of the wild boor
have not healed, the Mad Mulling is
pulling his whiskers, the Hill Tribes
of India are pressing his corns and the
indigestible Irish potato is ever irrita-
ting. John has a good constitution,
however, and will pull through.
Smyrna times., 1902-11-05

1t costs the Sultan $775, 900 year to
maintain his harems. As he is bank
rupt he now proposes to cut the figures
to $25O,OO0.
Smyrna times., 1902-11-05

When Nebuchadnezzar was turned
out to Craze, the Farmers Journals were
filled with his endorsements of the
various grasses.
Smyrna times., 1902-11-05

They take our slang seriously in
England. Punch is out with joke OF
the chestnut" variety.
Smyrna times., 1902-11-05

Spelin reform ort too KUN frum thoz
hoo no not only how too spell but whi.
Smyrna times., 1902-11-05

Sing a song of 'sperience,
Scuttle full of coal,
-Four and twenty operators
Caught in hole.
When the hole was opened
They sang like any organ
Wasn't that a pretty trick
As played by J. 2. Morgan.
Morgan in his counting-house
Counting out his money;
Markle in his Office
Eating gall for honey;
Baer in his railway yard
Putting up the cost,
Down came the stockholders
And his little trick was lost.
Omaha daily bee., 1902-06-03
The Great Medicine for Build
Ing Up Weak and SICkIy
People In Summer
PAINE'S CELERY
COMPOUND
REScUES A LADY FROM NERVOUS
BREAKDOWN

The surest and speediest banisher Of dis.
ease and sickness known to medical men,
is Paine's Celery Compound.
The peculiar virtues OF Paine's Celery
Compound enables II to reach all the cen.
tres where disease Is working, It quickly
banishes all pain and trouble.
At this time, Paine's Celery Compound
weak and debilitated man and woman. The
ailments and diseases that have held people
In bondage and suffering up to the present,
can be permanently banished by the use
Of a few bottles Of natures life aiver and
health builder. Mrs. Mamie Goukler, No.
6ss s9th street, West Phfisdelphia, Pa, who
suffered for months from severe nervous
afiictions, writes as follows:
II beg leave to add my testimony 70 the
wonderful good Paine's Celery Compound
has done me. Some months ago I was
troubled with a general breaking down Of
the system. I consulted a physician with
out avail, and upon the suggestion Of Mr..
John A. Coin, who l believe Is . living
example Of your wonderful curing msdl-
cine, l purchased two bottles Of your COM
pound, and / must say that / improved
wonderfully since the nrst dose. Ny ner-
vousness has left me entirely, and I am
now feeling better than l ever did. You
recommend your wonderful medicine to my
friends who may suffer from nervousness
In any form"
Omaha daily bee., 1902-06-03
OFFERS MENACING DILEMMA
Question of Reconstruction I'm Cape
Colony DANGEROUS PROPOSE
ton for British.

PARIS. June 2-The question Of the re-
establishment OF he constitution In Cape
Colony. according to the Temps, offers q
menacing dilemma. II self government IL
suppressed South Africa will be thrown
into a struggle Infinitely more dangerous
for British supremacy than was the war
just ended. The re-estAbllshment Of the
constitution means surrender into the
hands OF the Afrikanders. -
The Journal des Debats, a~lluding to
Lord Kitchener's expression OF surrender.
says:
In reality the Beers acceptance Of Eng
land's conditions is only because the lat
ter advanced such conditions as the Beers
declared they were ready to accept. The
question now 10 whether the imperialist
spirit engendered by the war will survive
or disappear with the eonelusion Of peace.
DR.. Leyds. the European agent OF
the Transvaai. who had been in Paris
for q couple Of days. was Informed
late yesterday evening Of the conclusion OF
peace In South Africa but he refused ia
credit II. The news. seemingly. was an
unpleasant surprise to him. This morn
ing, however, q messenger from the Foreign
once brought him onicial confirmation Of the
press reports. and DR.. Leyds Immediately
decided to proceed 70 Utrecht. Holland. fol
which place he departed at noon. Wher
questioned as he was leaving his hotel here
DR.. Leyds declared he was pleased with
the news. but he declined to make a state
ment. except that he admitted he was quit,
ignorant OF the conditions OF the surrender
though he felt certain they we're tavorabl,
to the Beers.
Omaha daily bee., 1902-06-03
KRUGER DECLINES TO TALK
Will Express No Opinion, but Dutch
Generally Are Disappointed
at Result.

AMSTERDAM, June 2.-Since the news
was received here that peace had been con-
cluded in South Africa Mr.. Kruger has
declined to receive visitors or express an
opinion on the subject. The other Boer
delegates here are disappointed at the out
come and are not inclined to discuss the
matter.
The Dutch newspapers declare that Great
Britain will gain nothing from this un-
just war" and that her difficulties in South
Africa are now beginning. The papers ZEN
orally express admiration for the courage
Of the Beers and regret that the sacrifices
have proved to be in vain.
THE HAGUE, June 2.-The news Of the
conclusion OF peace in South Africa was
received here with very mixed feelings.
While there is general satisfaction that
the war is ended. unvarying regret Is ex-
pressed at the loss OF Boer independence.
The Boer delegates here are in a particu-
larly trying position. II has been learned
upon good authority that the British gov
eminent at the last moment refused to al
low the Beers in South Africa to COM
municate with their leaders in Europe,
thus the delegates on the continent were
entirely shut out Of the negotiations and
we're ignorant even of the terms OF sur
render, except as they learned of then
through the newspapers.
A Dutch official, referring TO the news
from South Africa, said:
THE delegates made a great mistake IN
not complying with the ardent wish OF the
Dutch government at the time of the over
lures made by DR.. Kuyper, the premier
which was that they apply for safe con.
ducts to South Africa"
Omaha daily bee., 1902-06-03

hts Of trade development in the Transvsal
under British rule. The Austrian Lloyds
will undoubtedly soon resume Its steamship
service TO South Africa ports which was
interrupted by the war"
BUDA PEST, Hungary. June ALL the
Hungarian newspapers express satisfaction
at the conclusion Of peace in South Africa.
The Poster Lloyd says:
THE Beers doubtless will soon find that
British ideas Of freedom and federation are
more liberal than those which prevailed
under the regime Of republican Kruserism."
BRUSSELS, June 2.-The press here Is
unanimous in declaring that the announce
ment Of peace in South Africa will be hailed
with relief and satisfaction throughout the
world. lie Steele remarks:
Great Britain will now have an oppor-
tunity Of displaying her magnanimity and
Of converting her late brave foes into faith
full and efficient allies"
Omaha daily bee., 1902-06-03
Pnes cured without the Knife.

Itching, blind, bleeding or protrudins
piles. No cure, no pay. All druggists are
authorized by the manufacturers Of Pate
Ointment to refund money where 1t fails u
cure any case OF piles. no matter OF how
long standing. Cures ordinary cases In siS
days; the worst cases in fourteen days. ons
application gives ease and rest. Relieves
itching instantly. This is a new discovers
and is the only pile remedy sold on a POSI-
tive guarantee, no cure, no pay. Price BOO
II your druggist don't keep 1t in stock send
us SOC in stamps and we will forward same
by mail. Manufactured by Paris Modieins
Co., st. Louis, Mo, who also manufacture
the celebrated cold cure. Laxative Bromo'
Quinine Tablets.
Omaha daily bee., 1902-06-03
SYMPATHY FOR THE Beers
Germany Glad War is over and RAISES
ValOr of the SOuth
Africans.

BERLIN, June 2.-The business classes
in Germany are glad the war in South
Africa is over and expect to share in the
new impulse to the business of the world
resulting from the revival Of the financial
confidence in London
The Vossische zeltung today publishes an
article which cautions Its readers against
indulging in over expectations of the new
conditions in South Africa. because the
paper says, Mr.. Chamberlain, the British
colonial secretary, seems intent mon re-
serving the colonial markets for the mother
country.
Opinions expressed by other newspaper,
emphasize the idea that although the wal
is ended, political uncertainties in South
Africa will hinder development there.
Almost all the newspapers today prini
eulogies OF Boer valor and steadtastnes,
and lament pathetically. that the Boert
succumbed to a power a hundred folt
greater han their own.
Omaha daily bee., 1902-06-03
GIVES GENERAL SATISFACTION
News of Peace Heartily Received in
Austria, Hunssry eAd
Be.ginm.

VIENNA. June THE news Of the sign
ing Of terms OF peaos In South Africa was
received here with general satisfaction and
little excitement. 1t having been discounted
by previous reports which Indicated that
surrender was inevitable. The Austrian
minister Of commerce. Baron Call zu Ros-
eaburg ana Kumbaleh in the course Of an
Interview on the subject said;
There is no question that the news will
create the greatest satisfaction. not only
In Austrta-Hungary but throughout Flu
Omaha daily bee., 1902-06-03
A summer Trip Unsurpassed ON the
Continent.

The trip to Salt Lake City or to the Pa
clnc coast via that point over the Denver
& Rio Grande and the Rio Grande Western
Is the most beautiful in America. no
European trip Of equal length can compare
with 1t in grandeur OF scenery or wealth
Of novel interest. Then Salt Lake City IT.
self is a most quaint and picturesque place
and we'll worth the journey. Its Mormon
temple, tabernacle, tithing once and church
institutions; it's hot sulphur springs with
In the city limits; Its delightful telnpera-
ture, sunny climate and Its Great Salt Lake
-deader and denser than the Dead sea In
Palestine-are but a few features Of Salt
Lake City's countless attractions. There
are parks, drives, canyons and beautiful
outlying moultain and lake resorts. Inas-
Inc, II you can, a bath In salt water a mile
above oea level and in water In which the
human body cannot sink. Inquire of your
nearest ticket agent for low tourist ratea
to Salt Lake City, or write for information
and copy Of salt Lake City, the City OF
the Saints" to S. X, Hooper, general pas
senger agent. Denver. Colo.
Omaha daily bee., 1902-06-03
FOOD AND GIRLS
study Don't Hurt II They Are Fed
Right.

Some time ago one Of the ladies' papers
published a long list Of extracts from let
tiers from mothers, npoaking Of broken
down school girls. True, over work and
too much confinement is largely RESPONSE
Bile. but, on the other hand. II the girl is
fod on the right kind Of food, to rebuild
the daily waste she can stand more work
and the matter Of food is the real founda-
ton OF the subject.
A II year old girl writes from CARGO.
Mich, about how a change In food helped
her. II am only a school girl IT years
old but / am old enough to appreciate what
the wonderful brain food. Grape-N. ut has
done for me. About two years ago my
health became very poor and / was unable
to study, and finally obliged to leave
school.
II was put on Grape Nuts Breakfast Food
In about three months l recovered my
strength. my mind became much more
clear and acute. and I was able 10 resume
school work.
II continued to use Grape-Nuts until
discovered l was getting too fat. gained
so much in weight that / had to discon-
tinue 1t. II is the best food l ever heard
OF for building up a broken down system.
IT have an aunt who went to India as a
missionary and while there she was III fouI
times with Indian fever and became q
mere skeleton. When she returned here
her muscles were as nabby as could be
She was put on Grape-Nuts Breakfast
Food and quickly recovered. Her muscles
grew hard and firm and she entirely re-
gained her health. has greatly increased
in weight and never knows q sick day
now. She is still eating Grape-Nuts and
says would not do without the food fol
anything.
II can never say enough in praise OF you
wonderful food" Name given by Postum
Co. Battle Greek. Mich.
AK thS cook 70 how you the rseipI
book In the package Of orape-Huts-
Omaha daily bee., 1902-06-03

early this morning by Frank wagner, a
wstchman in a saloon at Sheridan, a
suburb. Wagner says he heard somebody
trying to open a window OF the saloon
and shot through the window. Britt en-
listed at Boston and served three years
In the Philippines. Captain c. d. Hanks
Of Company NJ said today that Britt was
a model snldiar.
Omaha daily bee., 1902-06-03
Mrs. L. 5. Da~nieis, Kearney.

KEARNEY. Neb.. une 2.-(special rele-
gram.)-Mrs. L. s. Daniels. mother of
George H. and J. F. Daniels of this city.
died yesterday In Dallas, Tex. The sons
left this morning to meet the remains AMI
accompany them to Muscatine, Ia, where
the funeral will be held.
Omaha daily bee., 1902-06-03
Veteran of CixiI War.

BEATRICE, Neb.. June 2~.-(special Tele-
gram.)-Louis H. Determan, aged SO. a
civil war veteran m a native OF Prussia.
died ct his home near here last night. In
terment will be made at Graf, Neb., by
the side of his wife, VIII preceded him six
months ago.
Omaha daily bee., 1902-06-03
PaschaI s. Porter, Kearaey.

KEARNEY. Neb.. June Especial Tele-
gram .)-Paschal S. Porter. one Of the Oldest
residents Of this city who cam here In 1873,
died today OF Brights disease.
Omaha daily bee., 1902-06-03
Gorernor Pardona Mrs. Nation.

TOPEKA, Kan. June 2-Mrs. Carrie
who wal sentenced TO the Shaw
nee county jail on May 10 for one month and
10 pay a hne OF 800, at the rate OF 81 a day.
for smashing saloon hxtures, was today
pardoned by Governor Stanley. Her hne
also was RENTED.
Omaha daily bee., 1902-06-03
collar County Pioneer.

COLUMBUS, Neb, June 2.-(special.)-
John Plumb, an old resident of Colfax
county, who lived Just over the line and
a few miles from Columbus. died Sunday
afternoon after q teebleness Of several
months.
Omaha daily bee., 1902-06-03
storage Capacity

for 5000 barrels Of beer all the time,
enables the Anheuser-Busch Brewing Assn,
st. Louis, U. s. A., to properly mature its
product. thus insuring purity. perfection
and palatableness. Orders promptly filled
by Geo. Krug. manager Aneheuser-B Busch
branch, Omaha.
Omaha daily bee., 1902-06-03
e. w. Grove.

The name must appear on every box OF
the genuine Laxative Bromo-Quinine Tab
lets. the remedy that cures a cold in one
day. IS cents.
Omaha daily bee., 1902-06-03
CHAMP CLARE'S VAIN PLEA
NissOurian Fails to Impress House with
Attack on Hays Memorial Speech.
HOOKER OF MISSISSIPPI REBUKES HIN
Secretary Of state Receives Thank
of Lower Division of for
His Grafton OF Late Presi-
g .ar dent Mckinley.

WASHINGTON, June 2.-The house today
by q vote Of 1879 to As suspended the rules
and adopted the joint resolution extend
ing the thanks Of congress to Secretary
Of State John Hay for his address on the
occasion Of the Mckinley memorial exer-
cises last February. Unanimous consent
for the consideration Of this resolution
was objected to by Mr.. De Almond Of Mis-
souri, some time ago. and today Mr.. Clark
OF Missouri made a twenty-minute speech
in opposition to 1t on the ground that Mr..
Hay had abused the occasion by inject
ing a republican stump speech into the
address.
General Hooker OF Mississippi, a one
armed confederate veteran, delivered an
eloquent defense OF Mr.. Hays address, de-
nylng that It contained anything objec-
tionable from a political standpoint.
Mr.. Grosvenor Of Ohio. who was in charge
Of the restitution, argued that Mr.. Hay, in
enlogizing the, martyred president, could
not divorce the. man from his achieve
ments and his record as a manly partisan.
Only forty-six democrats voted against the
resolution.
Special orders we're adopted for the con-
sideration Of the anti-anarchy bill and the
bill to transfer certain forest reserves to
the Agricultural department. The senate
bill to retire Surgeon sternberg and the
house bill to encourage salmon culture in
Alaska were defeated on motions TO pass
them under suspension OF the rules.
Light on British Camp Affair.
Mr.. Hit OF Illinois, chairman Of the
committee on foreign affairs, from his COM
mittee presented a resolution calling upon
the president. IL not incompatible with pub
lie interests, for full information concern
ing the investigation of the British supply
camp In Louisiana, made under his au-
thority. The resolution was a substitute
for that introduced by Mr.. Cochran Of Mis-
souri,, in substantially the same terms ex-
eept that 1t eliminated the call for the re-
port Of the oficer who made the investi.
cation. The resolution was adopted with
out division. -
Mr. Clark. in his speech against adopting
the resolution Of thanks 10 Secretary Hay
said when Colonel Hay arose to deliver
his Grafton on the occasion OF the Nc,
Kinley memorial exercises he had ar
audience OILY twice equaled in the his.
tory of the country. In his magnificent
audience were the president, his cabinet
the supreme court. the members Of the
diplomatic corps and many other men dis.
tinguished in public life. In some respects
MIR. Clark said he had a high opinion ant
a high regard for the secretary of state
He was an historic parsonage. He haC
made a name in literature, both In pros,
and poetry, that any man might envy. l
was not against the man, therefore, tina
bis criticism was directed. 1t was because
In the presence of a great, brilliant ant
sympathetic audience he abused the occa
sion to inject into his eulogy Of Mckinley
hlgh-class stump speech.
Omaha daily bee., 1902-06-03
Mrs. william burke, .PIattsmouth.

PLATTsMoUTH, Neb., June 2.-(special.)
Mrs. william Burke, who died at her
home in this city, was buried this after
noon, Rev. Asa sleeth preaching the flu
neral sermon.