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The Globe-republican., 1902-12-11
A Little .mpro~ement.

Senior Ojede, the Spanish minister
at Washington, denies fatty the story
that the young King of Spain recently
paraded through the palace at Madrid
wearing nothing save q royal smile
and one sock We infer, therefore.
that his majesty had on at least both
socks, besides the smile.
The Globe-republican., 1902-12-11
shirts and Hats of Bark.

Shirts and hats that are never in
need of ironing are worn by the In
dians of the interior of Bolivia. They
are made of the bark of a tree. which
is soaked in water until the fiber is
softened, and then beaten with stones
to make it pliablaL
The Globe-republican., 1902-12-11
Massachusetts. Smallest Town.

Gosnold. the smallest town in Mas
sachusetts, comprises those little
specks of land which, beginning at
Woods Holl, at the shoulder" of old
Cape Gods right arm, extend seaward
till they terminate in that fatal reef
Of the Sow and Pigs.
The Globe-republican., 1902-12-11
How Rich MIne Was piseevered.

The famous Rat Hole mine in the
mountains of Arizona was discovered
by a woman who watched a trader
rat carrying things out of her tent to
its hole in the rocks. The mine. it is
said, has paid several millions in
dividends.
The Globe-republican., 1902-12-11

The Experimental Psychologist.
One of the latest departures OF the
experimental psychologist consists in
prodding people with pointed stick
when they are asleep to find out how
much excitation is required to wake
them up, says Nature.
The Globe-republican., 1902-12-11
Take Of Their Wells.

Turkish women are said to be get
ting more Independent every year.
Nowadays, in spite of orders to cover
their faces in public. many boldly let
their wells fall aside and keep them
on altogether when entering a shop
The Globe-republican., 1902-12-11
No Need OF Horses

A Missouri man who went to Wash
ington to sell horses, reports the fol-
lowing conditions there: ''The people
travel on electric cars and do not need
roadsters: they ride bicycles and au-
tomobileS and do not need fast trot-
terss they gamble by wire and do not
The Globe-republican., 1902-12-11
Fine Portrait of Mckinley.

b. J. Greenhut of New York has just
bought what is considered the best
Hfe-size portrait Of President McKin-
ley ever painted. The president sat
for this picture n short time before
his assassination. Mr.. Greenhut was
a warm personal friend of Ar. McKin-
The Globe-republican., 1902-12-11
TRICK TO ouTsHlNE CARNEGIE
Great MiIiionaires Are Involved in a
Peculiar Rivalry.

Henry Clay Frick who intends to
,utshine Andrew Carnegie as giver-
away OF money, and who is said to
contemplate starting the ball with the
foundation of a $4,000 university
at Pittsburg, is a former partner of
The Globe-republican., 1902-12-11
Eaaa In Missouri.

n Boone County hen owned by jack
Lynes has produced q novelty in the.
form OF an "eggless egg" The she'll
was perfect, but when broken open,
was found to have no contents The.
production OF such fruit is a species OF
enterprise which Missouri farmers
viii hardly approve in their hens.
The Globe-republican., 1902-12-11

DR.. Parker was invited to be the
sistant of a man who was noted in
that day for his blunt speech in the
matter of criticism. This was Dr.
John Campbell, and Dr. Parker owed
much of his success to the lessons he
learned from the sturdy old Scotch
man DR. Parker commenced his Lon
0on ministry in 1863 He occupied the
pulpit of the Poultry chapel in Cheap
side The church of which Dr. Parker
of late years was the head is the old
The Globe-republican., 1902-12-11
zo,a Not Popular In Paris.

A goodly number of municipalities
in France have decided to have streets
named after Zola-Lyons is one OF
them. There is . movement to this
end in Paris, but 1t does not promise
to be successful. The French sub
scription toward the erection of q
monument to ZoIa now amounts to
about $1,000 francs
The Globe-republican., 1902-12-11
How Is This for Rent7

EfOSN - ms TOT
For a storeroom 25 feet wide and
no feet deep, a block distant from
Herald square, New York city, begin
ming with May I. 1908, a railroad will.
for the ensuing three years, pay $37.-
600 annual rental. Architects for
the railroad company are drawing
plans to transform the room into what
it is asserted will be the finest ticket
Office in the United States.
The Globe-republican., 1902-12-11
Petroleum In place of Coal.

An effort is being made to secure
legislation to compel the use OF pc
troIeum instead Of coal in London. The
fogs from which the city SO often suf-
fers through its interference with both
business and health is caused by un-
consumed particles OF coal from its
chfmnevS
The Globe-republican., 1902-12-11
The Indian Chief Tammany.

Tammany lived IN the seventeenth
century He was a native of Della
ware, but settled on the banks of the
Ohio river. He was chief sachem of
his tribe, and his reign was discreet
and peaceful. His great maxim was:
Unite. In peace unite for mutual
happiness; in war, for mutual de-
Tense"
The Globe-republican., 1902-12-11

board and of the London board, and
chairma OF the National Congregations
al union His works are THE PeO-
pies Bible,s' The ParacIete,'' .-Ecce
Deus,'' --Ad Clerum'' Weaver Ste
phen" and @Springdale Abbey
After the death of Henry Ward
: Beecher Dr. Parker was called to Ply
mouth church. Brooklyn In London
there was talk among dissenters of
draping Ghe Mansion house in mourn
ing should he accept
The Globe-republican., 1902-12-11
cAAPTER ~

Eleanor is certainly very quiet"
Emma said to her husband one even
ing, and very young for her age. The
best thing for her, in my opinion
would be to have her come out as
The Globe-republican., 1902-12-11

Increased Trade at Genoa.
In 1870 Genoa could boast but one
million tons of merchandise Last
year she loaded and discharged ~
million TONS
The Globe-republican., 1902-12-11
choked bx Peanut Shell.

A Philadelphia baby was choked re-
Gently by a peanut shell given to It by
its mother to keep it from crying.
The Globe-republican., 1902-12-11

for his grandfather, who was the pro-
prietor of a small distillery- His in
come is about S2,O00,000 annually.
The Tucson citizen., 1902-06-27
A Cnupie OF .tokera.

Judge Joseph Aspinalfs reputation
as n humorist on the bench Is proven
bal. but when off the bench he rarely
jokes. Hence 1t was that Assistant
District Attorney Martin W. Llttlcton
the after dinner spellbindcr. was taken
by surprise when the judge calmly in
quired: ,le ~s1e, = -;
Martin, you are interested in ath.
leticS. Tell me the name OF the cham
pion shot putter."
"I'll have to pass that, judge"
swell. then. what's the matter with
cannonT' -..-.~
Mr.. Littleton reeled from the impact,
but. quickly recovering, replied.
"Ah. yes. very neat But. bg the way.
see you are one Of the entries in the
big paper chase"
Paper chase? What paper chassT'
said the Judge unguardcdly
The CHASE for grcenh1cks. iudgp.
Good day. Glad 10 hav" met yOu.''~,
New York Times
The Tucson citizen., 1902-06-27
COOKING HIN rs.

For change try boiling apples In
sweet cider. When apples begin TO
get tasteless, this makes a change.
Cocoa loses that raw taste II 1t Is al
lowed to simmer for a good Ave min
utes after being added to the boiling
milk.
A cut potato dropped in the fat in
which vegetables are to be fried will
indicate the proper temperature by
turning brown.
Have charcoal fires for broiling II
you wish for perfect cookery. The hot
flames close the pores quickly. and the
result Is very tender meat.
For preparing soup for invalids
make great point OF delicate flavor
ings. Avoid much turnip or carrot.
and instead have a suspicion of bay
leaf. sweet herbs and mace.
When roasting a chicken in the
oven, roast 1t In the usual way until Ii
Is nicely brown. then turn 1t back up
ward and let 1t remain so until cooked.
1t will be found that the Juice of the
chicken runs into the breast and makes
1t moist and delicious.
The Tucson citizen., 1902-06-27
A LAWYERS EXPERIENCE.
Tao story of N Convicted Man,
Pardon and n POinter.

Tho story of N Convicted Man, O
Pardon and n POinter.
"a good many years ago." said we'll
known Michigan lawyer who was rer0-
inisceuclng the other day, y became
greatly interested In state prison
case. A young farmer was charged
with having driven of ten out or
60>'k Of twelve sheep end snld them to
a butcher He put up fair defense,
but was convicted and sentenced to
term OF three years.
There were plenty OF people who be-
lieved that he was perfectly innocent,
and even the butcher who bought the
sheep came In time to doubt IL he had
identified the right party. After the case
had stirred up whole county took
hand In it. In my petition 10 the gov
ernor had the evidence OF the young
mans father, mother and sweetheart,
and 1 got eight of the jurors to sign 1t.
I made out such good case that the
governor took 1t under adyiSement and
finally agreed TO issue a pardon. In
speaking to me of the case he said:
"'There is no sort OF doubt In my
mind that this was case OF mistaken
identity, and shall be only too glad to
restore the young man to liberty
"It became my pleasant duty TO drive
seven miles over the muddiest OF roads
to bear the news to the parents that
pardon was to be issued. The old man
was under the weather and In bed In a
room off the paror. The wife received
me and sobbed over the good news and
then went In to break it to her hus-
band. That partition wall was thin.
and they both spoke In loud tones, and
plainly heard her say:
"'Oh. Samuel. there's man here
who says our John Is TO be pardoned
tomorrow"
"'You don't say" he exclaimed.
"'Yes; It's certainly so
"'Going to be pardoned right out,
ah?'
"'Yes: he is
"'Waal. waal. that's good news Say.
Mary, what a fool John was not to get
the other two sheep while he was about
IL
81 left the rejoicing farmhouse. IN
tending to wire the governor to with
hold the pardon" said the lawyer. but
1t presently struck me that | had ad.
vaneed about twenty good reasons why
the young man couldn't be guilty, and
| therefore decided to sing small and
let things go on. He was duly pardon
ed and sent home. and the governor
never met me for years after without
congratulating me on rehabilitating an
innocent man wrongly conyicted!'-De-
troIt Free Press.
The Tucson citizen., 1902-06-27
she PLAYED the Trump Card.

"How did she get here" At famous
dancing assembly this was the quits
audible comment made by several mar.
gied bellies when a beautiful young ma
tron as yet on the outskirts OF the ex-
elusive set entered the room. The new
conner, whose first appearance 1t was,
proved herself quite equal to the occa-
sion. She bad a noddlng acquaintance
with nearly every woman in the room.
Some of them even went to her lunch
con parties. Calmly turning to the most
supercilious critic In the room, she ech-
oed as though In reply:
"How did | get here? drove here.
my dear Mrs. Crossbeam. Did you
walk "-Lippincott' Magazine.
The Tucson citizen., 1902-06-27

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The Tucson citizen., 1902-06-27
THE FIRST AUTOMOBILE.
IL Was an Ancient. self Moving
shrine of BRcchus.

Few. perhaps. are aware that the
first automobile considered in the sense
of a vehicle containing within itself
powers OF locomotion, of which there
is any authentic account was a self
moving shrine of Bacchus.
This was the invention OF Heron OF
Alexandria. who describes IL In his
work on automatic mechanism. The
shrine In question was mounted upon
two supporting and two driving wheels.
On the axle Of the driving wheels was
j drum. about which was wound a
rope. which passed upward through
the space on one side Of the shrine over
puleys and WAS fastened To the ring OF
a ponderous lead weight. which rested
upon a quantity Of dry hne sand. The
escape OF this sand through q small
hole In the middle OF the floor of the
compartment containing IL allowed the
lead weight gradually, tn descend and
by pulling upon tlH cord caused the
shrine To move slowly forward in a
straight line.
Heron Describes the method Of ar
ranging and proporttoning III" wheels
In case 1t was desired that the shrine
move in a circnIar path. He also shows
how the shrine can be constructed IN
move in a straight line at right angles
to each other.
Officials OF the patent ofice overlook
ed the device OF Heron when they
granted patents on slot machines, not
withstanding that previously Thomas
Eubank. commissioner of patents III
1850, illustrated and described Heron's
invention The mechanism of the lat
ter Is almost identical with that In tbs
modern device and simply serves 8 an
other proof of the saying. There II
nothing new under the sun" Wash
ington Times
The Tucson citizen., 1902-06-27
-~sf :
An Irlah Bull.

Bridget and Pat were sitting In an
armchair reading an article on The
Law of Compensa ton"
Just fancy" exclaimed Bridget
"acc0rdin' to this. whin mon loses
wan av is sinses another gifts more de-
veloped For instance. a bloind mon
gifts more sinse ay hearin' an touch,
an
"Shure. an It's quite thrue." answer
ed Pat. "Oi've noticed 1t meself.
Whin mon has wan leg shorter than
the other, begorra the others longer"
philadelphia Times.
The Tucson citizen., 1902-06-27
VIRTUES OF LIGHT LUNCHES
American Acuteneas Due I'm Part 60
the Midday Repasts.

great many people feel they have
done their whole duty by sound by
gene whom they denOuncc the quick
lunch" OF the American business world
as the sum of all gastronomic iniqui-
ties But IN so far as the quick lunch
il a Eight lunch, aud IL usually Is this,
It mary be blessing In disguise, In
sact. an observing foreigner lays much
If the acuteness aud business energy
Of Americans to the fact that for the
most part the American business and
professional man eats lightly even If
hurgiedly, and drinks but little at the
ndd1y meal, hence his mind is clear,
be- is not sluggish aud he is able to do
good deal between O'clock and 6
As a contrast the foreign observer
mentions the heavy midday eating
habjts Of certain European countries.
notably Germany, aud TO that lac at
tributes the letharcy that Is calling for
all the highest efforts of the best minds
to countcract, In this he is in har'
mony with an American specialist,
who In decrying heavy midday meal
said that the plan OF eating heavy
meal at noon and returning to work
almost directly from the diuner table
explains the prevalence of dyspepsia
In countries not enjoying the long aft.
ernoon recess Of tn" tropics" Since
the light lunch and the quick lunch do
not tit in with this criticism those who
have blamed our nltIona! dyspepsia
on the busy mans bite" had better
look 'ltte further into the matter.
Perhaps We 10 eat toe much. as Ger.
tain daJetk specialists tell us, but it
looks os If we wer" slowly approximate
ing, the country over. IL an ideal dictet
IL system, for Americans, which makes
the lunch the slightest meal aud the
evening meal thc most substantial
meal OF the day. whatever 1t may be
called And IL the quick lunch OF the
business world has had any effect in
this direction 1t is not the unmixed evil
some declare 1t 10 Philadelphia
prpAS
The Tucson citizen., 1902-06-27
DANGEROUS IF NEGLECTED..

Burns, cuts AMI other wounds often
become troublesome sores. Even
where delay mas aggrayateu such In
juries, DeWItts Witch Hazel Saite
effects cure. Il had a running sore
on my leg thirty years" says H. G..
Hartly, Yankeetown. Ind. After U.s.
ing many remedies. | tried DeWitt's
Witch Hazel SaIye A few boxes
healed the sore Cures all skin dis
ceases Piles yield to it at once. Be-
ware OF counterfelts. Bells Pharmacy.
The Tucson citizen., 1902-06-27
RseAt1lkAe4as
Realized Hls Own Madness.

''Now you are tired of me and abuse
me-" sohbed the young wife whose huS-
band refused to hire another maid to
take care Of her pet dog. Yet" she
continued. mot two years ago you
were just crazy to marry me-"
Yes" answered the complacent man
brute; my friends told me SO at the
time. but 1 didn't realize il until after
we were married."-Kansas City STAG.
The Tucson citizen., 1902-06-27
The FIv In thc Ointment

Probably the worst thing about mar.
:ying a widow is the fact that some
where in her cuphoards aud boxes she
Eeeps her widows veil TO he In readi-
aess In case shr needs ii a second timG.
"A Atchison Globe.
The Tucson citizen., 1902-06-27
FILTHY TEMPLES IN INDIA.

Sacred cows often defle Indian tenn
pies, but worse yet is a body that's
polluted by constipation. Don't per-
NIT It, Cleanse your system with DR..
Kings New Life Pills and avoid untold
misery. They give lively livers. active
Bowels. good digestion. fine appetite.
Only Csc. at all druggists.
The Tucson citizen., 1902-06-27
sprung a Surprise

The man had not settled with the
grocer for nearly six months.
The grocer. needing some money,
presented his bill.
Surely" said the man, looking in
surprise at the long list Of items,
there must be some mistake In this
No mistake at all. SIR" answered
the grocer belligerently. Il am pre-
pared to make affidavit that every item
Is correct and that the footing Is right
to a cent. When an account runs as
long as this one has run and the Gus
toner hasn't kept track Of 1t. he near.
ly always kicks"
'Oh, I'm not kicking" said the man,
proceeding to write n check for the
amount. What surprises me is that
the bill Is only about half as big as |
expected "-chicago Tribune ..s5y~
The Tucson citizen., 1902-06-27
~sssSsi ~
A Mutton Chon.

Before cooking mutton chop for an
invalid plunge the meat into boiling
water for about two minutes BY do
Ing 50 the aIbumen In The meat forms
white covering on the outside aud
prevents the gravy from running out
during the process Of cooking. ~sm>>
The Tucson citizen., 1902-06-27
Ptolemy's NuptIal Yacht.

Ptolemy Philopater possessed nup-
uaI yacht. the ThalamPson, 312 feet
long and - feet deep A graceful gal-
lery supported by curiousIy carved col
umns ran round the vessel. aud within
were temples of Venus and OF Bacchus.
Her masts were 100 feet high. and her
sails and cordaee OF royal purple hue.
The Tucson citizen., 1902-06-27
Profit Sharing!
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RAFFLE
BLACK. PADDY.

The great PAGER. with a record of
1:oo for half mile at Phoenix; valued
nj 500: new rubber tired buggy and
harness.. Chances cent to $4.25.
Por particulars apply to
r. ID. WOODELL,
At Club Stables.
The Washington times. (Washington [D.C.]) 1901-1902, 1902-04-13
NEW NATIONAL THEATER,


Concert by Carelius Emil Christani, assisted by
Prof Christiani, Miss Hattie Richie, and the
Combined Singing Societies lCJ ia Chorus. nj
The Washington times. (Washington [D.C.]) 1901-1902, 1902-04-13

Francisco. But even there we did not
strike the public fancy sufficiently to dis
sipate the financial gloom hanging over
us. For my own part, / admit my hope
for our future was weak, and 1t seemed
to me Mr.. Frohman was in but little bet
ter spirits than myself.
I'VE were walking down Market Street
one day, and the thick, cold fog rolling
over our heads through the cherries
street seemed to add to our forebodines
As we plodded along. silent and preoc-
cupied, suddenly Mr.. FrOhman turned and
said. Henry, in few years l shall be
managing a theater on Broadway, New
York, and you will be my leading man.
AT that time nothing seemed further
from accomplishment, and this compli-
ment and exhibition of friendship did not
rouse me even to answer him. The mass
of apparently insurmountable obstacles
which lay between him and his ambitions
was too disconcerting, and / was glad to
take refuge in silence.
Il had yet to learn that for him to say
was also TO do. In six years thereafter
l was leading man of Charles Frohman's
Empire Theater company in his Broad
way Theater, remained there four years,
became star under his management, and
have just finished a long run in one of
his seven New York theaters, all of which
are practically Broadway houses
The Washington times. (Washington [D.C.]) 1901-1902, 1902-04-13

other. A gradual coarseness has crept into
| the way men regrad or speak of women.
| In a measure, women themselves are to
| blame.
They have boldly advanced from the
privacy of their chambers and the domes-
| ITCHY of their homes into the glaring light
of public duties public platforms, and
public sports and recretations. They pro-
TESS to have gained a great deal by so
doing. But what have they lost? Grace,
liveliness. purity. charm. The word gen
tlewoman' is obsolete. In "Twen Cent
parlance Ito use the last slang phrasel
woman is the pal of her own or he
other sex. She is good sort" or rip
pin fun but she is rarely a lady. Rare
ly anything but noisy, eXtravagant, Off
cious, obtrusive. She has, in fact be-
come modern and vulgar. as almost all
modernity is. 1t rested with her to OPP
pose the indelicacy which has made the
advertisements of all the great drapery
firms a perpetual affront to any modest
woman. But instead of that she jests
over the advertised articles with her men
friends, and buys them for herself. 1t
is almost a wonder she does not give
special at home to display the special
"comby" or corset that suits her figure
and makes her living replica of the vul-
gar advertisement Perhaps she does.
The strange actions and doings of So
ciety would fill volumes that might be
read in camera,
In amusements and entertainments the
same note of vulgarity Is struck. A great
dinner is only big feed" where profu-
sion and extravaganza riot in place of
The Washington times. (Washington [D.C.]) 1901-1902, 1902-04-13
BRITISH WOMEN ARRAIGNED D.
An Englishman Declares They Are Get
ting More Vulgar Constantly.

There has been no more distressing sign
OF moral deterioration in the latter half of
the past century than the gradual In
crease of vulgarity in every phase of life.
Little by little at first it crept into man
ners and morals, into literature and art,
into dress shows, and amusements. Now
with giant strides it has forced itself into
all the concerns of daily life. 1t faces
us in the pages of those illustrated papers
or magazines that give unblushing pub
LEFTY to every detail OF feminine and
non-feminine attire, displaying secrets Of
the toilet that had hitherto been sacred
mysteries. What lover of the present day
can surround his mistress with any poetic
fancy? Every detail of her toilet from
the first garment she put on TO the last
she takes off is staring him in the face
from the pages OF so-called high class
ladies journals, How harmful this is
can be seen by anyone who has noted the
deterioration of respect or deceney In
conversations between youth and maiden.
Coarse jokes and jests are as frequent
in one class as double entendres in an