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The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1902-05-28
UNITED STATES MAKES CUBA AN
OBJECT LESSON BEFORE THE WORLD

Il AMPA CFIa-l. May I5-The news
papers delegation 90 the inaugur-
alton OF President-eiect Palma OF
Cuba reached Port Tampa at 1880
J o'clock tonight and at once boarded a
1 steamer FOR Havana. The journey OF
the delegation through Florida was a
continuous ovation for the four states
men who VIII represent the Hearst
newspapers Mt the birth OF the new
Cuban republic. An enthusiastic party
Of Cubans boarded the train at Jack
SouvlIle and shook hands with Senators
Jones and Money. Representative de
Almond and former Senator Thurston.
There - considerable comment over the
fact that Il has been left to the news
papers 40 send "A representation OF
United States officials from Washing
ton 20 participate IN what former Sen
StoT Thurston today declared was one
- the most important events in human
history.
Il am impressed" said Mr.. Thurston.
with the change which has taken
place since /. among others. visited
cuba four years ago for the Hearst
papers Then We went TO witness the
nuuiitetion or "a race OF people who
were suffering from the oppression OF
an hereditary monarch. Now we are
tourncytns To- the same island TO wit
ncs1 the accession OF the same people
To the rights OF free and popular gov
eminent.
II think II IS unique example that
the United States is setting before the
world"
PALMA ANNOUNCES CABINET Of
FICERS
HAVANA. May 15.-Presideut-elect
Palma has announced his Cabinet Sc
lections IS follows:
Secretary Of State-Carlos Zaldo.
Collector OF Customs-Ruis Rivera.
Chief 81 Postal and Telegraph Serv-
icc-Fernando Pfgueredo.
The appointment OF Senior Zaldo Is
especially significant. as II indicates
that the President intends TO have his
own way. in spite OF the horde OF pol
iticians who have beset him from
morning TO night. His efforts to hold |
out against their opportunities have /
been almost heroic. They have been /
trying To- force upon him a Cabinet to I
their liking rather than To his own. /
In which he has been forced to live has /
almost worn him out.
There was vehement opposition TO !
Senior Zaldo. He had not been a soldier /
nor had he taken any part I'm Cuban
politics. He ~ q merchant, the head 1
u the firm OF ZaIdo & Co. and a con-
sentative man OF great strength. hence
the politicians do not want him.
The appointment OF Rivera Is high
" popular with the people To whom ne
ID "A hero. but not with the politicians
His services and wounds In the ten
years war: his splendid campaign I'm
Pinar del Rio In 1896 and 1897: his cap
lure. desperately wounded. by the
spaniards In the latter year: his sen
fence To death. his splendid rejection
u isianco's offer To pardon him 81 ne
would promise not To- bear arms against
spain again. and his long incarceration
n CabanaH prison and the fort at Bar
,elona have left halo OF patriotism
about his white head.
Rivera - a Porto Rican. about sixty
fcars Of age. and Presldente OF Nete-
amos
Senior Figucredo the Postmaster Cen
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1902-05-28

went to Tasmania more than a year
ago TO operate some large properties
belonging To a mining syndicate. and
has completed his contract. Mr.. Trent
u one OF the best known mining men OF
Utah. and was for a number of years
the Rocky Mountain agent OF Fraser
& Chalmers. The Trents will remain
ON the Coast during the summer and
return To- Utah In the fall. where Afr.
Trent VIII again engage In mining.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1902-05-28
Trent Family Ab 20

@. ., 'front.'. wife and g. --
t.-H-... ff.~"'-f- yst.-
s..--s .H .-rs~ way howe. I'D
Srlr .. "rty rtah. r.. tt'-
lis e. 2 -.~rH ONE. --1-F
dr.n making w the party Mr. Trent
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1902-05-28
F.frietn Wedding Anniversary

DIT. and Mrs. s. +. Bishop viii cele-
brate the fiftieth anniversary OF their
marriage on Saturday, May 81. 1902
They viii be at home TO receive their
friends from 2 To y. m. without fur
Their invitation. No cards have been
issued in this city.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1902-05-28

eral. Is now Assistant Secretary OF
State in General Woods Cabinet
The President-elecI sent word to
General Wood today that the members
OF Congress would certainly have their
scrutiny OF the election today. This
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1902-05-28

DR.. T. MITAMURA.-Ofice, 1853 Nuu-
anu ST.; Tel. White 152; office hours,
to 10 a. m, and to p. m. except
Sundays.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1902-05-28

Greed revision is being considered by
Presbyterians in session in New York.
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DIR. ]. UCHIDA.-Physicia and Sur
geon; office. Beretania, between Fort
and Nuuanu streets; office hours. to
IL a. m, z to s p. m; Tel. 1911 White.
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assurance relieves the apprehension
over the long delay.
Fears are expressed that the ordeal
through which Senior Palma has passed
wall prove too much for him and that
he NAV preak down.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1902-05-28

JAMES T. TAYLOR, Nj. Am. Soc. c. e.
Consulting Hydraulic Engineer: sos
Judd bldg, Honolulu: p. .. box 7s3.
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MUSICIANS

COOKS MUSIC SCHOOL-Love bldg.
will hold summer term during July
and August.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1902-05-28

z. TAPPAN TANNATT.-Civii and
Electrical Engineer. Office. Room T.
Spreckels block. Residence, 1913 Will
der Ave. Telephone, Main 1872.
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PROFESSIONAL CARDS.
ARCHITECTS

& PAGE. Architects aAA
Builders.-Ofhce. I'd floor. Elite build
ing, Hotel street: sketches and cor
rect estimates furnished at short ne
tice: Tel. 229: =. o. box as.
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DENTISTS.

DR.. A. c. WALL. DIR. o. e. WALL
Office hours, s a. m. to p. m; Love
bldg, Fort ST.; Tel. 434
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,ATTON, NELL & CO. LTD.-Engi-
neers, Electricians and Boilermakers,
Honolulu.
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PHYSICIANS

DR.. W. HOFFMANN.-Beret St.
opposite Hawaiian Hotel. Hours. to
IL a. M; 1 to 8. and z to 8 p. m.
Phone White 4s1.
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THAYER & HEMENWAY.-Office 6o4
Stangenwald building: Telephone Sss
Main.
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CHIROPODIST.

d. NJ. THOMSON.-Expert Chiropodist-
No. IL Garden Lane. between Union
and Beretania streets.
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lNSUR ANCE

,HB MUTUAL LIFE INSURANCE
CO. OF NEW YORK.
8. B. ROSE, Agent, Honolulu.
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CONTRACTORS

VIM. T. PATY.-Contractor and Bufia-
er. store and office fitting; shop Ala
kea St. between King and Hotel;
res, 1911 Anapuni.
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ATTORNEYS

FRED w. MILvERTON.-Room tes-
S04 Stangenwald block: Tel Main ask.
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EN0iN EERS

ARTHUR C. ALEXANDER.-Su
o. box 1872.
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BROKERS.

e. ]. WALKER, Coffee Broker. High
est prices paid for No. l Parehmen
Coffee. Send samples.
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FtSHING RIGHT SUIT.

f-r~. Cartwright. rs trustee tor the
estate ~ Emma Kaiei@"~E''n'. de-
ceased. has brought en- O.. -'in-t
.l.. Territory 90 establish -r t'-HiS
I'm u1la.a. district 81 Ey~ Island z
oahu
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Sians and Estimates furnished fer ~
--He- Of Contracting Work.
Boston Block. Honolulu
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1902-09-04
MARTELL.

School commenced here last Mon
dav with Miss Olsen of Viking as
teacher.
Mrs. Roche is visiting at Els
worth.
Mr.. and Mrs. Thompson, Henry
Gasman, and several young people,
took in the excursion to Ashland and
Duluth.
Pete Arneson made trip to Hud-
son last week.
Leon Gasman is attending the
public school in River Falls.
DR.. Harding spent Sunday in
Hudson.
Mr.. Nelson, the druggist who
bought out A. P. Forsyth, is having
his store repainted. His family
moved here from St. P aul about two
weeks ago.
Mr.. Tanberg had a son from
Cripple Creek, Col, visiting him
last week.
Lizzie Clementson spent last week
with friends here.
Charlie Svedenborg and wife had
a little girl born to them Aug. I3 in
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1902-09-04
FARGO.

The grain yield is above the aver
age.
Miss Amelia Carlson is home
from Minneapolis.
Mrs. N. r. Schoonover spent
last week Tuesday at c. A. Ander-
sons in the Randall district.
N. r. Schoonover walks with a
perceptible limp, the result of cut
in his foot.
Mrs. George Browell returned
from a two weeks stay with her
brother, Porteous, in River Falls.
Mrs. Wesley Green and little
daughter of South Fork visited at
Mike McCue's last week Monday.
Miss Gertrude Browell has re-
sumed her studies at the Normal.
Mrs. w. E. Stewart accompanied
by her daughter, Mrs. c. A. Gold
smith of Beldenville, are visiting
relatives and friends in the southern
part of the state.
Mrs. c. D. Chaplin, who has been
i'll with heart trouble for some time,
is said to be in a critical condition.
Mrs. Mary Reynolds in company
with Mrs. James A. Stewart left
last Monday for Jefferson county,
where they will spend several weeks
with relatives and friends.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1902-09-04
ROCK ELM

School in Dist. No. S begins Sept.
s, Miss Neva Pomeroy teacher, and
in No. II, Sept. IS, George Weldon
and Miss Bertha Shaw, teachers.
Mr.. and Mrs. Fred Decker left
last week for Washington.
Miss Nina Lowater returned last
week to Mayville, where she will
take her former position as assistant
in the high school.
Mr.. and Mrs. Rob't Lohrie moved
their household goods to Glenwood
last week, where they have engaged
to teach school the coming year.
Mr.. and Mrs. 10. Taylor will
spend the coming month in Elm
wood.
Corn will probably be fair crop
much better than had been expect
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1902-09-04
AppIes and Currants.

If the liver is sluggish, refusing to
work, SO that the bile flow is deficient
and so all fats remain undigested, the
eating of either apples or an abun-
dance Of currants will effect a mag
ical change. The jaded organ will
be stimulated; all the digestive juices
act; the food is all absorbed, and soon
the appetite cries for more. Therefore
the apple and the currant have been
called appetizers because they are the
means of bringing appetite to those in
search of it. The apple being in sea-
son longest has the usual claim to
favor as an appetizer, but the currant
is almost as deserving of the claim.
But it has more waste in the shape Of
fiber and skin than is found in the
apple, the proportion in the currant
being over AZ per cent, while in the
apple it is only 1-5 per cent.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1902-09-04

An accident occurred to the Pres
ident's party yesterday, at Pitts
field, Mass, in which one person
was killed and several, including
the President, were hurt. An cleo
trio car struck the carriage in which
the President, Gov. Crane, Secretary
Cortelyou and Secret Service Agent
Craig were riding. Mr.. Sraig was
killed outright, the driver, Mr.. Pratt,
and Secretary Cortelyou were injur-
ed severely while the President es'
capped with few scratches on his
face.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1902-09-04
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OFFICIAL DIRECTORY.

COUNTY OFFICERS,
Sheriff-C. E. Glass.
County Clerl-O. j. Hohle.
Treasurer-O. r. Bergseng.
Clerk of the Court G. Spinney
Register of Deeds-W. w. Walsingham.
District Attorney-A Combacker.
County Judge-Allen P. Weld.
County Supt. of Schools-A, j. Ingli
Coroner-J. S. Copley.
County Surveyor-B. r. Eaton.
COUNTY BOARD.
Clifton-Nels H. Johnson
Diamond Buff-N. j. Larson.
Ellsworth (town)-James Murphy.
Ell Paso-E j. Fitzgerald
Gilman-A. F. Blesner.
Hartland-S. p Roatch,
Isabelle--John Carlson.
Martell-S. Thorsen.
Maiden Rock (town)-John p. Olson
Oak Grove--G. F. Geibler.
River Falls (town)-Lyman Healy.
Rock Elm-W. 0. Fedderly.
Salem-G. L. Bunce.
Trenton-James Gilmore.
Trimbelle-C. F. Ottman.
UniOn-Mike Fox.
Village Ellsworth. B, Jensen.
Village Maiden Rookie. r. Hesln
Village Spring Valley-Mark Moffatt.
City Prescott-D. d. Murray, Jacob Frease, s
E. Mcdonald.
City River Falls-H. e. Chinook, John Nelson
V. E. Bailey.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1902-09-04
A South African Animal.

There is a curious looking animal in
South Africa that looks for all the
world like a piece Of toast with four
legs, q head and a tail. 1t resembles
a pussy cat about the forehead and
ears, but its nose is distinctly that of
rat, while its tail is not very dis
similar to that of fox. This strange
animal is called the aardwolf and
doubtless dwells in South Africa, be-
cause, judged by his looks, he would
not be admitted into good animal So
ciety anywhere else.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1902-09-04
ONO.

Mrs. Rena Curry returned to her
home at Curry, MINI, Thursday.
Miss Grace Marsh was in Maiden
Rock Thursday.
Mrs. Maude Harvey and daughter
Helen returned home Thursday
from their visit at Lake City.
Born, to Mr.. and Mrs. Wood
Ogilvie, Thursday, Aug. %, 1902,
son.
Elmer Dewey and Jene Courtney
ofHartford, Wis, visited at the Wor-
den and the Frank Dewey homes
the last Of the week.
Will Orion was in Maiden Rock
Thursday after load Of woven wire
fencing.
Lewis Harvey and J. M. Car
michael were in Ellsworth Tuesday
after shingles.
Mrs. w. H. McCleary and child
rem and Mrs. Fox from Plum City
were visitors at Harry Brooks last
week.
Mrs. Albert johnson was quite i'll
| last week.
Miss Bessie Whip commenced
her first term of school at Exile
Monday.
Miss Alice Bartlett of Ellsworth
commenced her school at Salem
Monday.
Lester Marsh took his daughter
Grace to Plum City Saturday. She
commenced teaching at that place
Monday.
Miss Mealie White visited her
sisters at Spring Valley last week.
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Prescription
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15G559

If you knew all the facts about
our prescription department your
prescriptions would come here
even if our prices were high
which they never are.
If you knew the measures we
take to insure the purity and
freshness of our drugs, if you were
familiar with the safeguards we
throw about the compromising,
and various other methods pecu-
liar to this store, you could not
help having entire confidence in
the accuracy of any prescription
we put up.
To have such service-to feel
safe-is worth something and it
costs nothing extra.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1902-09-04

Valparaiso, Ind, where Mr.. Sved-
enborg has been attending a school
of pharmacy. They returned here
last Friday.
Drusilla johnson visited her grand
parents here from Friday to Monday.
John Stowell and Lyman Morgan
went on prairie-chicken hunt last
Monday.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1902-09-04
NETGHBORHOOD NEWS.
SOUTH FORK.

Charley Green was a Gertrude
caller Sunday.
Mrs. Chas. Dopkins of Fargo
called at 6. S. Carley's last Thurs
day.
Born, to Mr.. and Mrs. George
Ellsworth, daughter.
Miss Minnie Thompson is attend
ing the High School.
A. II. Lowell, who is working in
New Richmond, spent Sunday with
his family.
Frank Carley has purchased nine
ty acres of land of F. H. Lord.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1902-09-04

The teak, which has passed into
proverb as the best material for ship
building, is superior to all other woods
from the fact that it contains an es-
sential oil which prevents spikes and
nails driven into it from rusting. This
property Is not possessed by any other
wood in the world and furnishes an
explanation of the fact that ships built
of teak are practically indestructible.
Some have been known to last for $50
years, and when broken up their beams
were as sound as when first put to-
gether,
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1902-09-04
why He Desired a Cannon.

1t is related that an Indian chief
once approached General Crook and
wanted to borrow q cannon.
do you expect me to loan you a
cannon with which to kill my SOL
diers?' the old veteran inquired.
NO" the chief replied; kill soldiers
with a club. Want cannon to kill cow
bows"
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1902-09-04
Council Proceedings.

Council Chamber, City of River Falls,
Aug. Is, 1902.
Regular meeting Of common council.
Council convened at 1870 o'clock p. m.
Mayor Lund in the chair. Present
Aldermen Van Voorhis, w int e r,
and Smith. Elertson absent.
Minutes of the meeting of Aug. 1st
read and approved.
Report Of City Treasurer to Aug. 1st
read and filed
Finance committee reported the fol-
lowing bills approved:
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1902-09-04

Foley's Honey and Tar is pecu-
liarly adapted for chronic throat
troubles and will positively cure
bronchitis, hoarseness and all bron-
chial diseases. Refuse substitutes.
Sold by c. R. Taggart.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1902-09-04

a slight frost was visible here
this mornire-not sufficient to in
jure vegetation. Corn is in need of
ten days more of good weather be-
fore it is ali safe from the frost.
But little has been cut as yet.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1902-09-04
c., ST. P, M. & o. RAILWAY.

Special excursion to Port Arthur,
Ont, Isle Royal and Houghton,
Mich, $12.15. Tickets on sale each
Monday during month of August
and limited; good for return until
and including following Friday.
Steamers leave Duluth each Tues
day at 5 p. m. and Port Arthur on
return trip at 10 p. m.
Tickets may be sold each Wednes-
day during the month of August,
limited, good for return until and
including following Monday.
Steamers leave Duluth Thursday
at a. m. Port Arthur and on return
trip at 9 a. m. Friday.
To Port Arthur, returning via
Houghton, $15.15. Tickets on sale
each Thursday during month of
August and limited; good for return
until and including the following
Friday.
Steamers leave Duluth for Port
Arthur Tuesdays at 5 p. m. Leave
Port Arthur for Houghton Wednes-
days at 7 p. IN. Leave Houghton
for Duluth Wednesdays at 7:30p m.
To Houghton, returning via Port
Arthur, $15.15. Tickets on sale un-
til and including following Thurs
day. Steamers leave Duluth for
Houghton Sundays at 7:30 p. m.
Leave Houghton for Port Arthur
Mondays at 8 a. m. and leave Port
Arthur for Duluth 9 a. m.
Special excursion to Port Arthur,
Ont, Isle Royal and Houghton,
Mich. $12.15 for round trip which
includes berths and meals on steam
ers. Tickets on sale each Tuesday
and Saturday during the month of
August. Tickets sold on Tuesday
limited good for return until and
including following Friday, and
tickets sold on Saturday good for
return until and including following
Wednesday. To Houghton and
Hancock tickets will be sold each
Monday until and including Sept.
Is, limited good for return until and
including following Monday. Steam
ers for Port Arthur and Isle Royal
leave Duluth each Sunday and
Wednesday at 10 a. M; arrive Port
Arthur following morning 6 a. m.
Steamers for Houghton and Han
cock leave Duluth each Tuesday
morning at 10 a. m. and return, arriv-
ing at Duluth following Saturday.
G. w. KRAUTH, Agt.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1902-09-04
Meeting Grand Lodge, /. 0. 0. F.
Des MOineS. La Sent. 20. 1902.

For above occasion will sell round
trip tickets to Des Moines $685..
Tickets on sale Sept. II to IS, in
elusive. Good for return to leave
Des Moines not earlier than Sept.
Is nor later than Sept. %.
G.. w. KRAUTH, Agent,
River Falls, Wis.
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MiSinfOrn1ed.

Smith (angrily)-I understand you
said my face was enough to stop an
automobile?
Jones-I certainly never said any
thing of the kind.
Smith-Then 1 must have been mis-
informed?
Jones-Thats what you have. In
stead Of stopping at sight Of your face,
any reputable automobile would in
crease its speed.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1902-09-04

When once liberated within your
system, it produces most wonder
full effect. It's worth ones last
dollar to feel the pleasure of life
that comes by taking Rocky Noun
tain Tea. C. r. Taggart.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1902-09-04
FiaI<Ia CrQafnrat

A man likes an industrious woman
when he is hungry, but after he has
eaten he likes to be amused by an idle
woman who has had time to curl her
hair.-Atchison Globe.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1902-09-04
BadIv M,xed Metaphor.

London is laughing at the following
recent brilliant exordium on the part
of an English politician: I'VE shall
never rest until we see the British lion
walking hand in hand with the food
gates of democracy."-St. James Ga
zette.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1902-09-04
The CanaIboat.

1.-THE captain was leading the horse
and his lieutenant was at the rudder,"
said a lawyer in an English court re-
Gently, describing an incident in the
voyage of a canalboat.
'Where was the crew." inquired the
Judge