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The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1902-04-24

"a neighbor ran in with !, bottle Of
Chamberlain's collie, cholera aud diarrhoea
remedy when 500 vas suffering with
severe cramps and waa given u, as pey ond
hope by my regular physician, who stands
high in his profession. After administering
three doses oft, my son regained con-
sciuesness and recovered entirely within
twenty-four hours" says Mrs. Mary Hal
Ter, of Mt. Crawford, Va. This remedy is
For sale by Hanson & Emerson, druggists
!. 4. !.
Hanover, Germany, now has six foot.
ball teams that play the Rugby game.
They are trying to carry out the kali
ser's order not to use English sporting
terms.
The presence Of the pipe in public in
Paris is not anything like as marked
as in England. The French still regard
this mode of consuming tobacco as In
fra dig.
live and let ethren live
Wlthalltha tsg tn me-
Unto the poor, some cash Isgive,
The balance give Rocky Mountain
Tea. Hanson & Emerson
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1902-04-24
Do Your work Wen.

Possibly you think your employer
does not notice you or know about your
work The writer of this was talking
the other evening to an extensive en-
ployer Of labor, and he talked most of
the evening about his workmen. He
knew all about every one Of them, from
the head man to the laborers, and not
ed their good and bad points. Don't
forget that your employer knows all
about you. When he needs new fore
man or superintendent, he knows the
one to select.-Atchison Globe.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1902-04-24
Kept It Dark.

Miss Rocksey-Oh, papa, when the
count asked your consent did you grow
sentimental and tell him that was all
you had left?
Old Rocksey-No, my dear. If that
was the case, guess he wouldn't have
wanted you.-Judge.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1902-04-24

Every individual in this world influ-
ences some one person, and the greater
we make ourselves the greater we
make some one else.-Ladies Home
Journal
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1902-04-24

Wicks-There should be law to re-
strain the theaters from printing those
messy jokes in their programmes.
Hicks-You don't have to read them.
Wicks-No, but you usually have to
listen to some idiot behind you reading
and explaining them.-Catholic Stand
ard and Times.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1902-04-24
Iron and copper.

The world could not get along today
without iron and copper, The entire
loss Of all the gold and silver In the
world would not be nearly so serious
as would be sudden exhaustion Of ell
the iron and copper, since iron is used
FOR all purposes Of construction, and
copper is an absolute requisite In the
use Of electricity to the enormous ex-
tent which now obtains.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1902-04-24
To Little Profit.

"Don't you think preached very
poor sermon this morningY' asked the
new preacher Of the deacon, from
whom he expected compliment.
"Yaas, I do" drawled the honest
deacon, "but it runs in my mind tibet
I've heard worse, eff cud only rickol-
lect wher' it wuz."-Ohio State Jour
nal.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1902-04-24
A Sian NJ Tradition.

Dorothy-What did you and your
mother-in-law fall out about, Kitty?
Ktty-Oh, she never liked me after
she heard me say that no husband of
mine should ever wear homemade
Shirts.-Detroit Free Press.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1902-04-24
The Same Air.

Mrs Homer-Jane, open that window
and let a little fresh air into the house
janet isn't fresh air at all, mem
it's the same air that's been about here
all the morning.-Boston Transcript.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1902-04-24
determination.

81 am afraid that your boy lacks de-
termination" said the neighbor.
"That's where you wrong him." an
swered Farmer Corntossel. 81 never
saw anybody as determined not to
work as Josh s."-Washington Star.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1902-04-24
Could Take His Choice.

Could Take HIS Choice.
Coachman driving stout old man on
lonely road in very high wind)-
Please, sir. will you odd the 'orses
while run after my at, or will you
run after my at while 'old the 'orses2
-ChumS.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1902-04-24

AZ 1t Struck the Poet. =.
The first writing was done on stone
remarked the wise man at dinner.
"Great gracious! Think Of the post,
agew tnvoluntarily exclaimed the ris-
ing poet, with a shudder that ratified
the dishes.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1902-04-24
A VALUABLE MEDICINE.


81 have not the slightest hesitancy II,
commencing Chamberlain's cough remed
to all who are suffering from coughs and
celds," says Chas. M Cramer, Esq, wei
known watch maker of Colombo, Ceylcn
/. 1t has been some two years since THEFT
Dispensary first called my attention to this
valuable medicine and have repeatedly
used it and it has always been beneficial
1t has cured me quickly of all chest colds
1t is especially effective for children and
seldom takes more than one bottle to cure
them of hoarseness. I have persuaded
many to try this valuable medicine, anG
they are all as well pleased as myself owe
he results" For sale by Hanson & Emer
son, druggists.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1902-04-24
Ten Years Ago and Now.

There is no better antidote for de-
spondency than to take q measure of
Your own community as it was Ten
years ago and as it is today, unless
you live in an unrepresentative and
stagnant community. You will be
likely to find the roads or the streets
better than they were, the railroad
service, the postal service, possibly
even the telegraph and the telephone
service better. You will observe better
houses, more attractive grounds. The
people are better clad or more are well
clad. Inside their houses you will find
more books or, better more bathrooms,
better lights and better furniture. A
larger proportion of children and youth
are receiving good training at better
schools. All this means more than
prosperous years. 1t means a higher
level of life and a stronger ambition.
The well being of the people Of the
United States is rising higher and es-
peciaily is it diffusing itself wider.
Life is constantly becoming more com
Portable and more cheerful as well as
longer and safer, leading to better con
ditions for intellectual growth and so
cial development.-Worl Work.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1902-04-24
Brain-Food Nonsense.

Another rid .culouS food tad has beet
randed by the ost competent authorize
They have dispe.led the silly notion tina
ne kind of food is needed fol brain, anoth
tor muscles, and still another for bones
\ correct Diet will not only nourish par
ocular part ofthe body, but i II sustai
very other part. Yet however good you
God may be, is nutrimentis destroyed b,
Indigestion or dyspepsia. You must prepart
or their appearance tr prevent their conf
ng by tax pg regular doses of Green's
sdgust Flower, the favorile medicine o.
he healthy millions. A few doses aids di
.estlon, stimulates the liver to healthy
ction,- purihes the blood, and makes yon
eel buoyant and vigorous. You can ge'
Dr. g. G. Green's reliable remedies
fanson & Emerson. Get Green's Specia
tlmanac.
Among the greatest sunerers Irom
The industrial depression in Germany
are the foreign workmen imported in
rush times. The demand for them
was especially great in the mining and
building industries and in the textile
establishments of southwest Germany.
Circumstances have now greatly
changed, and the native German work
men have raised an cutlery against
their employment.
In Poland and Lithuania there is
very large export from Russia of old
galoches. which are subsequently melt
ed down and made into new galoches
and other india rubber goods. Russia
proper is the chief exporter of old ga
| loches, only comparatively small
quantity being exported from Poland,
where galoches are less used than in
| the rest of the empire. Most of them
| are sent to America for manufacture.
| !. j. j
| For the compIexion.-
| The complexion always suffers from bill
iousness or constipation. Unless the bowels
ire kept open the impurities from the body
appear in the form of unsightly eruptions,
DeWitts Little Early Risers keepthe liver
and bowels IN healthy condition and re-
/ move the cause OF such troubles. c. E
Hooper. Albany, Ga, says. 81 took De
Wits Little Early Risers for biliousness
They were just what needed. am feel
ing better now than in years." Neve
grippe or distress. Safe. thorough ane
gentle. The very best pills. Hanson 8
Emerson.
The expenses Of the New York coro
ners' office do not decrease as the de
mand for the abolition Of the Office al
unnecessary becomes more general
This years appropriation for the coro
ners' Office in Manhattan is SCI, 200, II
Brooklyn $50, 900, in the Bronx So, 900
| in Queens $4,000 and in Richmond
Sic, $50, a total Of $165, 49,
4 4. !.
He Kept His Leg.
Twelve years ago J. w. Sullivan, ofHart
lford, Comp, scratche his leg wi rust
wire. Inflammation blood POISONING
set in. For two years he suffered intensely
Then the best doctors urged ampptation
ssbut, "he writes, 81 used one bottle 9
Electric Bltters and ~ boxes Bucklen'
Arnica Salve and my leg was sound an
lwell as ever. For eruptions, MI, te'
tier, salt rheum, sores and isori
ers Electric Bitters has no rival on eartf
Try them. Fiesler & McNeice will guarar
tee salts saction Or money refunded. Onl
60 cents.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1902-04-24

- oAAy Aan8 uuBCs
The native dictionary of Samoa is In
ieresting In the light it casts upon the
Samoan character. find IAN impossi-
bility, such as an old man getting a
young WIFE," Another word means ito
beg deliriously for fishhooks." "Un-
welcome" is given, "such as a visiting
party that is accompanied by neither a
handsome man nor "a pretty maid"
The definition Of widow" or widow
err is synonymous with detached she'll
fish.
There are also definitions that show
considerable thought and irony. "Mean-
ness" for instance, can go no further
than ''to climb out on your own bread
fruit tree to steal your neighbours
breadfruit." Faapuatama, like a rum-
pet blown by wild lads, blown anyhow
and all times; so conduct without con-
sideration. Popoga, to look owl eyed,
as person staring when food or prop
erty is being divided. "Good brown
earth" describes an honest, unpretend-
ing man. To show how difficult the
language is for the stranger may say
that the little word ia means I, we two,
to beat with stick, to play on mu-
steal instrument, to reprove, to tattoo,
to open vein, to bail a cannon, to
wash clothing by beating and to turn
, somersault.-Century.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1902-04-24
500

DR.. e. Detchon's Anti Diuretic.
May be worth to you more than 500 ii
you have child who soils bedding from in
contenence of water during sleep. Cures
old and young alike. 1t arrests the trouble
at once. 81. Sold by Fiesler & McNeice.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1902-04-24
where Four States Meet.

It is queer to think Of the possibility
Of being in four states at once, YET
there is one spot in the United States
the only place in the world-where II
is possible. Look on your map OF this
country, says the st. Louis Republic
and you will find an intersection be
tween two straight lines, where Colo,
RADIO, Utah, New Mexico and Arizona
meet.
The place is not often visited, as it is
not easily reached. The stone erected
there by the government surveyors is
on top Of a spur in the Carriso noun
tains. The nearest railroad town is
Mancos, Colo, nearly 100 miles from
the ''four corners"
The region about was once densely
populated by cliff jewellers. but now
there are no human beings within miles
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1902-04-24
FACTS m FEW LINES

There are 1886 millionaires In the
United States.
The peace footing Of the armies Of
the civilized world is In all 100000
men.
The paper currency Of Spain now,
stands at 43 per cent loss on the gold
standard
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1902-04-24
A Printer Greatly Surprised.

Inever was so much surprised in my
lite, as / was with the results of using
ChamDerlains Pain Balm, say Henry T..
Crock, pressman OF the Asheyiile IN. CT
Gazette 81 contracted a severe case OF
rheumatism early last winter by getting
my feet wet. tried several things for 1t
without benefit. One day while looking
over the Gazette, noticed that Pain Balm
was positively guaranteed to cure rheum-
atism, SO bought a bottle of it and before
using two thirds of it my rheumatism had
taken its fight and I have not had rheum
attic pain since. Ssld by Hanson & Emer-
son.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1902-04-24
Tea In Kashmfr.

There are two ways Of preparing tea
in Kashmir The first is to put the tea
in pot with cold water and boil it for
half an hour. when more cold water Is
added, after which it is boiled for an
other half hour. Milk is then added
and it is ready for drinking. The Sec
ond is to place the tea in pot with a
little soda and water and boil for half
an hour as before. Milk, salt and but
ter are then added, after which it is
boiled for another half hour. when it is
ready.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1902-04-24
A Much Dreaded Fly.

The man eating fly of Central Amer.
lea inhabits the low lying coast re.
gions and Is much dreaded by the ma.
tives for the fearful results which fol
low its sting. Naturalists call it Lu.
ella hominivora. The average speci.
men is about third of an inch long.
It has big head, with the eyes on
top. Its cheeks are a golden yellow,
Its abdomen dark blue with purple
bands, its legs black, its wings unusu.
ally big, and they produce continuous
and loud buzzing when in motion.
The person bitten by this fly gets a
disease called myiasis. 1t generally
begins with an itching Of the nose,
then that organ swells and bleeds, next
It becomes liberated, and in these ul
GERS may be found the Larvae of the fly
The whole face becomes swollen; cry
sipelas sets in, followed by meningitis
and death. One man I knew, said a
traveller in that country, shot himself
after he had been bitten rather than
face the fortunes he knew were Ger.
tain. Cure is difficult. Simultaneous
injections of chloroform sometimes dc
good, but as often fail One man
heard of was cured by lemon juice in.
Jected into his blood.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1902-04-24
Women and Jewels. +.

Jewels, candy. money man-that is The
order Of woman's preferences. Jewel.
ferm magnet Of mighty power to the
average woman. Even that greatest o.
IA jewels, health. is often ruined in the
strenuous efforts to make or save the money
10 purchase them. If woman will risk heI
health to get coveted gem, then let her
fortlty herself against the jnsiduous conse-
qpences OF coughs, colds and bronchial
affections by the regular nse of DIR.
Boschee's German Syrup. 1t will promptly
arrest consumption in its early stages and
heal the affected lungs and bronchial tubes
and drive the dread disease from the system.
II is not cure-all, but it is certain cure
Tor coughs, colds and all bronchial troubles.
You can get DR.. g. G. Green's reliable
remedies at Hanson & Emerson's. Get
Green'S Special Almanac
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1902-04-24

Washed down a telegraph line which
Chas. G. Ellis, of Lisbon, Ia, had to repair
"Stsnding waist deeptin lev water" he
writes, .'gave me terrible cold and cough.
Itgrew worse daily. Finally the best doc
tors in Oakland, Neb.. Sioux City and Oma-
ha said I had consumption and could not
live. Then began using Dr. King New
Discovery and was wholly cured b. six
bottles" Positively guaranteed for coughs,
colds and all throat ana lung troubles by
Fiesler & McNeice. Price soc and 500.
4. j. 4.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1902-04-24
Strikes a Rich Find.

81 was troubled tor several years witt
chronic indigestion and nervous debility,
writes F. J. Green, of Lancaster, N. II.
No remedy helped me until began using
Electric Bltters, which did me more GOO
have also kept my wife in excellent healt
Tor years. She says Electric Bitters are
u*t splendid for female troubles; that the,
sss grand tonic nd invigorator for weai
un down women. No other medicine ca,
take its place in our family" Try them
Only soc. Satisfaction guaranteed By
Eiesler & McNece.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1902-04-24
Her Vanity.

41 +
Some years ago a marble sculptor
had his place of business on Penn ave-
nue. near Ninth street. A business man
lost his wife, and he ordered tomb
stone for her grave from the sculptor.
1t was to be life size study Of her.
The figure was finished in due time and
placed In the cemetery.
Several years passed, and the figure
had not been paid for. The sculptor
was a man of business, not given to
sentiment, and he took the figure out
Of the cemetery, placing it on exhibit
ton in a window at his place Of bust
ness. 1t naturally attracted good deal
Of attention, and one day a woman in
passing stopped to look at it. She rec
ognized the figure, but to make certain
went in and asked the sculptor and
found that she was correct.
The woman shook her head and said
sadly, "Ah, Mary Jane was always a
vain critter, but never though she
would go this far" Pittsburg Press.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1902-04-24
1t is easy to feel good.

Countless thousands have found bless
ing to the body in Dr.. Kings New Lis
Pills, which positively cure constipation.
sick headache, dizziness, jaundice, malaria,
fever and ague and all liver and stomach
troubles. Purely vegetable; never grips
or weaken. Only 25c at Flesler & McNeices
drug store.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1902-04-24


can't afford to buy her any.-Phila-
delphia Record.
Practically Starving.
ssAfter using few bottle Of Kodol Dys-
pepsia Cure my wife received perfect and
permanent relief from severe and Chronic
case of stomach trouble" says ]. r. Holly
real estate, insurance and loan agent. o
Macomb, Ill. sBefore using Kodol Dys
pepsia Cure she could not eat an ordinary
meal without intense suffering. She is now
entirely cured. Several physicians ant
MANY remedies had failed to give relief.s
You don't have to diet. Eat any good fooe
you want, but don't overload the stomach
Kodol DyspepsiaCure will always
for YOU. Hanson & Emerson.
4. + i.
According to the notes published by
the municipal laboratory every year
an average OF 5000 specimens OF milh
are taken for analysis from the differ
emf milk sellers Of Paris. OF these
about 1000 are generally found to Dt
adulterated. During the course OF las
year. no fewer than 1855 summonsel
were served on defaulting dairymen
but only about 200 were fined or con
demned I'd various terms OF imprison
ment
MAKE NO MISTAKE. The Long Dis
tance telephone leads all other mean
Of quick communication. The North
western Telephone Exchange compan
announces areduction Of rates, throug
and local, with copper metallic Gil
cults and high standard service TO
which this compan 10 noted.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1902-04-24
The EmeraId,s Power.

The EmeraId's Power.
Emeralds from India, Persia and Pc
ru are the most valuable. According
to their tints and their luster, they are
classed as prosines, neronianes and
domitianes. According to Suetonius,
Nero used to look at the fighting gladi-
ators in his emerald. The stone is the
emblem Of charity, hope, joy and abun-
dance. It had the reputation Of curing
epilepsy by application apd ~ sss~g an
all round pain killer.
8 = =
Better Than Pills.
The question has been ~ what
way are Chamberlain's stomach and livel
tablets superior to pills?" Our answer is
They are easier and more pleasant to take,
more mild and gentle in effect and more re-
liable as they can always be depended upon
Then they cleanse and invigorate the stom
ach and leave the bowels in natural condi
ton, while pills are more harsh in effec
and their use is often followed by constipa
ton. For sale by, Hanson & Emerson
druggists.E
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1902-04-24
Job Couldn't Have stood If

II he ha itching piles. They are terribI
ammo n bu uc ems Arnica 6 w
cure the worst case OF piles on earth. I
has cured thousand injuries, pains
'r bodily eruptions It'll b y,
ne world. Price IS cents box. Gu
guaranteed. Sold by 2 81 & McNesce
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1902-04-24

Spring time is the time to use Roc y
Mountain Tea. Keeps you well all sum-
mer. Great spring life remover. 35cts'
Hanson & Emerson.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1902-04-24

Pearls.
"Pearls," remarked the wise guy,
"are emblematic of tears"
81 guess that's right" agreed the
simple mug. '.My wife cries because
I can't afford to buy her any.-Phila-
delphia Record.
The southern sentinel. (Winnfield, La.) 1883-1910, 1902-01-24
Another Investor

Prospectors and investors con-
tinue pouring in from every di-
rection. Among the number who
have recently invested here is Ole
Mathson, from Pollock. He has
recently purchased a lot in block
7son Abel street and two lots in
blocks 3 on Front street, Long s
Annex. aud viii at once erect
houses on the property. lie has
under construction now large
two-story residence on ono of the
lots in Longs Annex. lie viii
move his family there as sdon as
completed and viii then build
houses to rent on the other lots.
More men are needed who viii
build houses TO supply the large
demand.