Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1902-05-02

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II wonder why they haven't started
any yellow journals in cuba YETI" Il
don't believe there are enough Ameri-
cans there 10 support nc.'-Life.
Not Much Hurt. Either; Yes, a sign
blew down and hit him. and he got
fifteen hundred dollars damages
quite a windfall, wasn't it?"-E EX.
The principal ingredient in all these
patent medicines Is tile same Il:
must be a powerful drug. What Is it?'
printers ink. k."-rown and Country.
Father Now. remember. I have for
hidden you To go out with young 1omp,
kins; don't let me catch You together
again. NO. papa-well try not to. =
Life.
In Pursuit of 1t: Smithe lleliol
Fine day. Are yen ont walking fer
your health? Smythe Yes; ! am go,
ing TO the Doctors rs.-lndianapolj
News.
AIS Fair to Him: Street ear Con-
ductor-Ilow old is that boy, madam?
Iady-Why do you ask? Conductor
Because lis Il fare question. Chicago
News.
Sympathetic: Daggs I'D have You
know, sir, that my ancestors were blue
blooded. Diggs Too bad; why didn't
they take something for itg- Ohio State
Journal
When Il workingman has job. the
presumption Is that he is an honest
man. When politician has one. the
presumption Is the other way.-phila-
delpha Ledger.
Photographer-No | want you to
look as If you were not having your
picture taken. Customer-Then you'd
better give me back the deposit made
in adyance.-Iife.
Interesting and Exciting: 81 no.
ticed a large crowd gathered in front
of your house this morning. Worrlt;
what was the matterY "I was dis
charging the cook. Fix.
Mrs O'Rourke Ito charitable old Mr..
Hartwell, who is giving away poultry
to the needy)-Long life to yer honor;
sure, I'll nlyer see goose agin, but
I'll think of yeZ.-Harlem Life.
a Sinecure: Mrs Flynn-An' phwat's
yer son Moike doin' now. Mrs. Casey?
Mrs. Casey-Shure Moike amt doin'
anything, Mrs. Flynn. He's got n
government job.-Leslie's Weekly.
Say, my uncle dat's visiting us has
got wooden leg" Ugh. dat's nuth-
in When | was down ter New York
saw man dat was all wood in front
of cigar store. e.'-Leslie's Weekly.
Reduced to IA Good Basis: well.
how does it seem to be engaged to snch
wealthy girl?" "Finc Every time
kiss her feel as if l were taking the
coupon off Il government bond. Life.
\ Fight Jury: Western Judge Has
the jury come to an agreement? Fore
man with broken nose and black
eye)-I don't know, yer honor. Most
of them are unable to speak at present.
Smart Set.
Candidly Avowed: what do You in
tend to do when YOU are out of pub
lie life?' asked the friend. And with
out moments hesitation Senator
Sorghum answered: Get in again" =
Washington star
Wife-I am going down town this
morning to try and match piece OF
silk. Husband Very well. my dear;
I'll tell the cook to save some dinner
for You. and I'll put the children 10
bed myself rit-Bits.
His Way: Sabbath School Teacher
When very angry, what should you do?
Johnny Thickneck Knock the other
feller down, sit on his head, ana then
count one hundred-that's the only safe
way, ma am.-.Iudge.
Go-as- -you-please Punishment: "ptd
-familias shoot the burglar lie
found in the house?' "No, Much
worse than that. He made the man
walk up and down With the baby TIL
the break of dawnr-Iudge
"Why are you crying. little boy
zone of them artists paid me dime
to sit ON the fence while he sketchcd
me-" well, is there any harm in
that?" "Yes, sir; it was barb-wire
fence. e."-Philadelphia Record.
Mrs. Jenkyns-I see Mrs. Hoetons Is
going to have king Lear at her next
private theatricals. Mrs. Newricl- tfu-
rious with envy)-Is she? The affected
thing. Do you know, | don't believe
he's a real king at all.-Fit-Bits
Apt Comparison: "When see what
Barlow accomplishes | am forced to
admiration" said Bunting; "he has
great physical endurance "Sure, re.
piled Gargoyle; that man has the con
stitution of Il dehutante. - Bazar.
The Boston Variation: Bacon They
never say in Boston that Il child IS
born with IA silver spoon in its mouth.