The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-03-30
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Even the musicians are just at this
juncture less interested in the Law Of the
last minstrel than in the lay Of the
Easter hen.
Go ahead with that Cuban 20 per cent
on. We get most Of our Havana cigars
in Connecticut anyhow.
Perhaps after all the calling If + ,
'Marcongcam' would be giving the
young man too long a free advertisement.
The Chicago "hot-stove" incident how
ever. ended without anybody asserting
that members Of the council would rot
steal a cold stove.
a soap mine has been discovered i'm
| British Columbia. This NAV or may not
be hint to the hoboes to cut British
4 Columbia out Of their list Of summer
tours.
! The sultan of Sulu could have celeb rated
/ the day by eating one Of his wives. but
\ out OF Difference to his new associate the
United States. he defers the event
1t might not be wholly inappropriate
| to call Mrs. Elizabeth Howe Dale a
4 bigamrs.
The Oshkosh woman who called her
husband liar may have been telling the
exact truth.
Of course could tell that fellow out i'm
Nebraska to go get a reputation. but
what the use?-G. Cleveland hunter
/ Winter is still on this spring for John
alexander Dowie. He finds smallpox at
Zlon does not yield reaLly to Christian
Science treatment.
! A London surgeon has scheme for re-
! duclng the obesity of aeshy women He
mas opened gymnasium where they can
make themselves poor by turning somer-
saults. What's the admission To the
show?
Christmas.
The sugar trust doesn't care if young
MI. rockefeller does form a church trust.
The GOd-fearing people to the West
/ nave learned several new swear words the
i past lew weeks. They bought snow shoes
| early IN the month and closed the ante
Easter season in fatboats
! Probably Roosevelt regrets that Go,
! Miles casts such ponderous porteutous
| shadow.
!
Hanna isn't candidate for president
! FOR run either, although that may be All
Will SCI OUT OF II.
A Binghamton On. W couple were ar
| rested for getting married bv mistake
| suppose all the couples that have made
mistake in getting married should be
arrested, But let's don't.
an II De lhat the young man who
cGaI,,g knocks Michigan peachless has
i''''0u nol 20 regret TO announcer
NTcC1ao.-, 7.,
can can he dodge Mr.. NoX Popul at the No
'''-'ei 'i7'''oi
ANYHOW. ANYHOW see that your Easter hat,
Whatever the vintage, is on straight.
Ditriet Attorney Jerome of New York.
ammo uhces that 1t will take cash to end
E :. l-nIl mere indeed, Mr. Jerome this
! Is very frank.
" course Mr.. Lyon, if the weather is
| not OF the hnest today your address
| "ouIu p3Iter De Duluth or Sioux City for
"0ouI seven car hdaf days.
| one or the guns trained On the next
IsepuplIcan nomination for president is
cannon, Of Illinois.
dcnard Croker seems to have struck
y ~ last. he mas gone out Of the honey
business INTO the milk business.
DelIfr VIII not agree with Secretary
! cruiser Denver with IS water. Denver
never taxes water uuul aiterWard.
10 d ulhILaIl, win $IoV'oo0 In her own
name IS running for congress i'm Lone
You nss $40 or ~ Of that money To geL
lie name oI your county changed
y udF eIHS man drank tea in Lacrosse.
congressman Babcocks spinal column
| lsh the real thing It's a dream.
j. Adam Bede says le could give some
! distinction to the eighth congressional
district. Now, Mr.. Page Morris, will you
I be good?
The talking matches between Roosevelt
| ana Miles and Jeffries and Fitzsimmons
| may as well be called draws. So that
everybody can proceed to other business.
Montana's gold reserve beats that Of
Uncle Sam but the formers ~ not aII OH