Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1902-08-09
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JUST arrived outside, sir. St, po.a
volcanoes or automobiles2Ltfs ''s
Mrs. Hoon-The deacon is snc,
good man Mr.. Hoon-Yes; but 81,
times fancy his halo is a trla ~
small for his head.-Puck. s
Blonde Bridesmaid - The v,, n
haven't seated your Aunt Maria va y
the family. Other Bridesmaid h. 5
to the bride)-No, she only SEX
pickle-fork!-Life. q
With a String: Little JOHNNY q
paws a Republican. What's vour n, =
Little Geogie-He says he's ipdan, g
ent, but nav outlines his foJ,,
policy.-Chicago Record Herald y
Premature Inquiry: Miss Gusbir,
What do you consider the fen o.
books, Mr.. Sect? Con Sect Cthe v, !
ALPHABETICALLY, I've only written,
books so far, you know.-Phnads1e
Press. .e
Possible: Uncle Stephen 80
here's a piece bout how they're = !
graffin 'thout wires. By jnby,,.
woodent be 'sprised to hear na,,u
they're sendin' letters 'thOut poar
stamps.-Judge. e
An Awkward Deadlock: "Wh :
they not speaking?" "They QUA, +
about which loved the other me-
"We1l" "And now each is afr q
give in for fear of offending the Nv
Brooklyn Life. g
He had asked the Boston maids.
a kiss. ooh, SIR" she cried, bluaA
81 have never been kissed in al
life" "Well, 1 suppose someboli' i
got to break the ice," replied nj
practical young man.
Preparing for the Start: NJ
where did you get all the bu
"Why, I'm trying to read up a f
them so as to know what to take
to read when / leave for my SUI
vacation. "-Cleveland Plain Deal
The Thoughtful Girl: Madge-
is going somewhere with that
man this evening. Marjorie-Ya
ing to sit with him in the ham
Right after dinner she went uDs
and put on a dark shirt-WaiSt"-l
land Oregonian.
Curate-Why don't you cOm.ss
church, John? Come next Sunday
you? John-'Ow long do it last
Curate-Oh, not very long. Ab1
hour or so. John-Lor', bless yg
it bain't worth while changl;
shirt for't!-Sketch.
Miss Fairfax-Good-mawin'.
Caroline. Why amt you waShh
adays? Aunt Caroline Femoyh
pipe from her mouth)-Well T
Miss Clara, rs bin out O Wuhkg
dat now, when | could Wuhk,
rs done los NAH taste fO' it'll
WHY'S Reply: Willy met@ |
minister on the way to SUNDAYS I
mamma, and he asked me if 7
played marbles on Sunday. No 4
HIM. And what did you say
Willy-I said: Get thee be1-
Satan and walked right off /
Bits. T.
"Why do you carry that m
little boy? It's not raining, ny
"And the suns not shining H
sir" "Then why do you can =
"Well, when it's raining pa ETH
and when the suns shining ni =
it, and it's only this kinder Va'pio
can get to use it at all" >
Mrs. Hicksy (who is entertat- pt
little sons playmate, aged fye.urr
ner)-Willie, can you cut your ne
meat? Willie (who is struggle Sc
a piece on his plate)-Yes, tlar
with a desperate saw at the oa ,cee
cut twice as tough meat as up
home-G1asgow Evening Tim@en !
1t is told of a learned profess - ~ =
was better at Greek than sa nd
after a round on the links in VS. t.
had fooled most Of his shots pidit
to his caddie for advice as to lnl he
his play. The reply Of the tnal
caddie was: aye see, sir, itS'
teach laddies Latin and GreeA Ss
needs a head for gowff." -
Really Ratified: "Did you te@
nervous when you got up to .'=
essay on The Essentials o. ~
sentia1ly Essential 0eLos S
crowdY Eyes" 1.-The sweet
uate replied; 81 was aWfuIy ~
had noticed just as walked -
the stage, that my left shoe'Sp q
ied."-Chicago Record-He"
Fate: Once there were Two .1
white eggs laid side by side
new nest. A great big man
them up with his rough hanos
them to a grocer. And one
was a good little egg, and wen
angel cake, but the other
was a very, very bad little es'
mashed on an actress.-TOVD ~.
Terrible to Think Of: "ND
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