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The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1902-10-21

"Posterity Will discover me-" said
the poet.
"If 1t does" replied his wife. who
was all tired out because they couldn't
afford TO keep girl. 1T will probably
regret any time 1t wasted in doing So"
Chicago Record Herald.
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1902-10-21

City Editor-Why do you say, HE
ran into the police station putting and
blowing?" Putting" and blowing"
are Synonymous.
Reporter-Not at ALL There's a vast
difference, for instance, between puff
ing man up and blowing him up
Catholic Standard and Times.
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1902-10-21

Former reverence for the beard is
well illustrated by the story told of
Sir Thomas More, who was beheaded
for denying the supremacy of Henry
VIII. His usual cheerfulness did not
forsake him even on the scaffold.
Help me up" he said to one standing
by; ''for my coming down let me shift
for myself" AS he laid his head on
the block he begged the executioner to
wait a moment while he carefully
placed his beard out of reach of the
ak, for, he said. sit hath not commit
ted treason" which reminds one of the
story of Simon Lord Lovat. who the
day before his execution on Tower
hill babe the operator who shaved him
be cautious not to cut his throat, as
such an accident would cause disap-
pointment to the gaping crowd on the
morrow.--English Magazine.
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1902-10-21

Captain Golding Play cricket? Why,
haven't touched bat or ball since
was at school.
Harold-But this morning mamma
was telling papa what good catch
you were!-Punch.
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1902-10-21
Luck.

l am firm believer in luck. Why,
some people are so unlucky that were
they to travel backward they would
stub their toe.-San Francisco Bulletin.
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1902-10-21

'"Thinnerton represented an Indian
brave at the masked ball."
ooh. was that it? / have been labor
ing under the impression that he went
as a feather duster." = Washington
Tmea
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1902-10-21

Mr. Upjohn-I wish you would tell
Kathleen she cooks her steaks too
much.
Mrs. Upjohn-You are three girls
late, John. The name of the present
cook is Mollie. Chicago Tribune.
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1902-10-21

make misfortune more bitter. They
increase the cares of life. but they
mitigate the remembrance of DEATH
Bacon.
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1902-10-21

Tom deasinglyl- Would you be sorry
to hear that am going to marry
Edyth?
MaymAIndeed should.
Tom-Why?
Mayme Because really like Edyth
Chicago News.
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1902-10-21

A document relating to the sale of
land, dated 1892 and signed by Guy
Fawkes. was recently sold in London
for sos.
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1902-10-21

There are two sides to every ques-
ton, and it's surprising how much
there is to the other side when you
hear it fairly presented. 90 Atchison
Gl0he
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1902-10-21
Union transportation Company.

Tuckerton Railroad.
Leave Mount Holly for Tuckerton, 900 A. NJ,
447P M, daily except Sunday
Leave Tue kertOn for Mount Holly, Z 20 A. NJ,
3.ls p. NJ, daily except sunday.
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1902-10-21

Paper possessing the transparency of
glass is made In Paris from kelp and
other seaweeds.
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1902-10-21

Old age makes speciality OF discov-
ering lost opportunities. = Chicago
News.
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1902-10-21
Unable to secure a
restful nights sleep
owing to a
LAZY LIVER

Is now enjoying perfect health.
Read Elmer S. Smiths letter be-
low:
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HOTEL DIRECTORY.

WAsHINGTON HOUSE.
Cor. Main and Water sts.. Mount Holly.
Board by Day OF Week. Plenty OF stabIing
BENJAMIN W. ZELLEY, Proprietor.
MILL STREET HOTEL.
Mill Street, Mount Holly.
Plenty OF Accommodations for Man ana Beast
GRANT DAVIS, Proprietor
M ADDISON HOTEL.
at the railroad Station, Mount Holly
Special Rates TO Theatrical and Commercial
Parties. JAMES MARTIN, Proprietor.
A koADE HOTEL.
Opposite Fountain, Mount holly.
All Modern Convenicnces
Heated with Steam.
We END HOTEL.
Washington Street, Mount Holly.
Plenty Of staDIing.
ALFRED woLFROM, Proprietor
1 ACKsONvILLE HOTEL
jacksonville, NJ.
Board by day or week. siabling for horses.
MAX CHILINsKY, Proprietor
NsAkLE~ EVAN mkKKITT,
ATTORNEY AND COUNSELLOk AT LAW
Main street. Opposite Arcade,
Mount Holly. NJ.
DlCHARD b. ECKMAN.
ATTORhEY Al LAW,
l25 Main Street. Mount Holly, N. j.
StAMUEL A. ATKINSON,
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1902-07-10
Spraying to Thin Fruit.

Trees sprayed at the time they are
in bloom will not set as much fruit as
those sprayed either before or after
blooming The pollen that is struck
with any sprays of common strength
IS doomed practically. 1t may put out
a feeble effort toward termination
When trees are sprayed in blossom
OF course the pollen in a good many
flowers escape, for the reason that all
MOWERS DO not open at the same time
and many will not have opened suffi-
GENTLY to receive the spray. 1t has
been suggested that this is a good
way to thin the fruit on trees The
suggestion has been entertained bv
scientists, and if it is ever put into
practice it may result in the finding
CT an easy method of thinning. At
the present time thinning is not gen
orally practiced on account of the i'm
mense amount of work required and
because at the end of the season the
added value of the apples is almost
Offset by the cost of thinning Men
dislike to do work that gives them no
gain In the case of peaches, thin
employed to do the thinning. There
is one advantage in attempting to thin
by means of killing the pollen in some
of the blossoms, and that is the ir-
regularity with which the fruit would
set. Hand work does the business in
the most approved. fashion leaving
the fruit at regular intervals No ex-
per1mentS that we know OF have at
tempted to prove the value of spray
thinner of fruit
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1902-07-10

Little Things AScut lncubators.
There are some things that seem lit
tie in themselves that are of consid-
cradle Importance in the running OF
an incubator. The advice is given not
to buy secondhand incubators- Prob
hand incubator may have been SO
badly handled that it will give unsat-
isfactory results in the hands of a
new user, especially If the new user
be person that has had no expert
ence with these machines. 1t Is
claimed that incubators, like other
things, wear out Without doubt this
apparent wearing out is due to the
reimbursement or the parts or utensils
in the parts. How much warping
and striking has to do with the So
called wearing out of incubators we
cannot tell. /. is claimed that in the
case OF too much moisture being used
the machines Will warp. This use of
too much moisture is a little thing,
bat it must be looked after It is a
mistake to use any but the best kind
or oil in fncubatorS. A few cents
saved on oil may mean the loss of an
entire hatch. Least of all does it pay
to buy cheap thermometers. There
is little difference in cost between the
good and poor thermometers. We
have seen some of these articles sent
out from houses for advertising pur-
poses that were entirely worthless
One thermometer that we knew of
seemed to work all right for a few
days, and then dropped down to 40
degrees below zero and staid there.
thermometer that registers few
degrees out of the way may result in
large losses of eggs and time, to say
nothing of the patience OF the poultry.
man.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1902-07-10
Chicago Milk CAMPAIGN.

Again the milk inspectors of Chi
caSo have begun an active campaign
against WatererS and Skimmers of
milk In the past the spasmodic eff
IortS OF the milk inspection depart
ment have resulted only in spasmodic
indications of virtue among the vend-
erS or milk. The present effort will
doubtless result the same way The
trouble is not with the milk inspec-
tors but in the conditions that make
1t impossible to keep at work enough
inspectors to thoroughly do the work
belonging to their Office All kinds OF
tricks are worked against the inspec-
tofs- one of the most common ones
Is to label all of the milk .eskim"
whether it be whole or skinned milk
Ihen the dealers sell the milk that
mas been robbed of a part of it's crea NJ
as good milk, by which the custom
erS understand milk that has not
been Skinned" When the inspector
comes along he finds the cans all la
beled skim milk and SO the man
that has been really selling skinned
milk for whole milk is beyond prose
cut1on- To the present time no eh eek
seems to have been found oE this
tr1ck Some have proposed that a law
be passed to prevent the sale of skim
milk except in considerable Uuanti-
ties, but this would certainly initiate
against both the producers and the
consumers of milk A considerable
number of milk dealers are being pros
ecuted and their names published in
the papers, and this is expected to
have a sa1utary effect
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1902-07-10

Around me seethed swirls, eddies.
torrents, violent crOSS-currentS of hui
man activity. What uproari Surely
1 could have no part in modern lie
Yet. yet for awhile it was fascinating
to watch the ways of its children
The prodigious life of the prince of
Wales fascinated me above all; IN
deed it still faScinateS me What ex-
perience has been withheld from his
royal highneSS? Was ever SO super
nal type, as he, of mere Pleasure2
How often has he watched at New
market the scud-a-run OF quiverins
hOmuncIeS over the vert on horses,
or from some night-boat. the hola-
caust OF great wharves by the side
of the Thames; raced through the
blue Solent; threaded les coulisses.
He has danced in every palace of
every capital, played in every club
He has hunted the elephants through
the jungles of India, boar through
the forests of Austria, pigs over the
plains of Massachusetts From the
Z astle OF Abergeldie he has led his
princess into the frosty night, High
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1902-07-10
Various Horse Feeds.


At the North Dakota Experiment
horses led the experimenters to draw
the following conclusions:
L. Bronze hay gave as good results
when fed to work horses as did tim
othy hay.
2. Dat straw was satisfactorily
used for feeding horses which did
light work and for those which were
idle One-fCurth more grain was re-
CURED to support horses doing light
work when they were fed straw.
3. Barley was not equal to oats in
feeding value per pound. but was
nearly as good. Mules did not relish
barley.
4. Matted barley was not SO valc-
able for work horses as oats and was
not equal in value to the dry barley
from which it came.
5. Corn fed in connection with oats
in the proportion of 100 pounds of
corn to 125 pounds of oats, had great
er value than cats; IT'S pounds of
corn equaled 100 pounds of oats when
fed to work horses.
6. Whole wheat fed alone was an
unsatisfactory feed for horses. Wheat
ground and mixed with bran in the
proportion of two parts of wheat to
one part of bran by weight gave good
results.
z. Bran and shorts mixed in equal
parts by weight, was equal to oats in
feeding value.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1902-07-10
MAX BEERBOHN'S FAMOUS RHAPSODY
ON The CAREER OF THE PRINCE AND KING

1anders lighting with torches the path
to the deerlarder, where lay the wild
things that had fallen to him on the
crag- He has marched the greaadiers
to chapel through the white streets
of Windsor He has ridden through
Moscow, in strange apparel to kiss
the catafalque of more than one car.
For him the rajahs OF India have
spoiled their temples. and Biondin
has crossed the Niagara along the
ught-rOpe, and the Giant Guard done
drill beneath the chandeliers Of the
Neue Sch1oss- Incline he to scandal
lawyers are proud to whisper their
secrets in his ear Be he gallant, the
ladies are at his feet Ennuye, all
the wits from Bernal Osborne to Ar
thur Roberts have Tested for him He
has been present always at the TO-
Gus where the greatest number of
forces unite in their purest energy -
for it is his presence that makes
those forces unite
Ennuye2" 1 asked Indeed, he
never is now could he be when
Pleasure hanSz constantly on his arm!
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1902-07-10
Law Against False Brands.

False brands of dairy products have
always played large part in frauds
perpetrated in the sale of butter and
cheese 1t is of interest to know that
a bill to prevent such practices is now
before the National Congress and
stands a good chance to become a
law 1t is known as the Sherman
Bi1l'' and is for the purpose of pre-
venting the branding of butter and
cheese otherwise than from the ter
ritory in which they are made Thus.
at the present time, ~E1gin butter
comes from all parts of the country
If any one section of country builds
up a reputation for good products,
other localities at once begin stealing
that reputation and profting by it.
This is a mean kind OF robbery that
needs to be done away with. In the
end it brings into disrepute the
products from all localities, for it
causes doubt as to the value of any
kind of brand. In New York the
state department has been trying for
years to execute laws relative to this
matter, but has always found the non
existence of a national law in this re-
gard a great obstacle in its path
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1902-07-10
REASONING WAS GOOD.
Humble Bill Collector Gets Best of
CoIIoquy with Bad Debtor.

What is known as the bellevue
cafe set is reported Shrieking
with laughter over the retOrt given
a pretentious young man who is rid
den by a fallacy that his lager-beer
income is sufficient to indulge his
champagne thirst, it were. He
manages, by considerable exertion, to
dress the part, but has not yet found
a tailor willing to give him his
clothes One fashionable Outfitter
dunned him until his 1andlady showed
signs of rebellion against answering
the doorben- He managed to raise
the necessary amount, left word that
the collector should be admitted
the next visit, and, handing over the
money in exchange for the receIpted
bill, said loud enough to be heard
three flights up:
There's your money. And now
viii you mind telling me, if you can,
what in the devil your employer
meant by sending you here eighteen
times to collect his petty little
count2"
I'm not sure, sir" replied the col
Iector, respectfully; but it may be
because seventeen calls failed to eff
feet a payment Thank you, sir.
Good-morning. ''-New York Times.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1902-07-10

Maine Farmer Followed Instructions
of Game Commissioner.

George D. Bisbee, one of the lead
ing attorneys of the Pine Tree State,
tells this story apropOs of the work
ings of the law for the protection of
the game in the forests of Maine.
The deer are protected for ten months,
and provision has yet been made
for recompensing the farmers whose
peas, beans, sweet corn and clover
may be eaten by those same deer
A farmer up in Carritunk Planta-
ton wrote to the mmissioners of
Inland Fisheries and Game to inquire
what he might do to abate the nuis-
ance of deer who were consuming his
crops. 1t was not lawful to kill them,
and they would jump any fence that
it was practicable to build. The an
swer from the commission was: "The
only legal thing for you to do is to
scare the deer off,
The information didn't seem prom
Using as concerned the crops, but
some time afterward the commission
ers received a letter from the farmer
in which he conveyed the grim intelli-
gence-
Il have followed your advice about
soaring the deer out of my garden and
have scared them to death. New
York Times
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1902-07-10
INEon.2a1
sAk0ToH
Points on Aneoas.

a raiser of Angora goats says:
Goats have cattle diseases more than
sheep diseases They never have in
Examination of the mucous passages,
and seldom have foot rot. They never
have scab. but are frequently lousy.
1 have often read about putting a few
goats with a flock of sheep as pro-
lection against dogs Dogs kill goats
but not SO much as sheep. I have
never had any old ones killed but
have mad quite number of kids
killed by dogs Goats are somewhat
harder to fence than sheep, but not
SO hard as hogs Goats do not jump.
but climb and creep. L have old
fashioned rail fences that turn goats
perfectly. If a rail fence is made
to lean from the goat he will climb
it, no matter how high it may be,
but well built rail fence three and a
half feet high, will keep goats per
fectly- A sever wire fence, properly
spaced, will turn them perfectly. Two
feet of woven wire and two wires
ABOVE is perhaps the best. Goats bear
hocking much better than sheep. In
the range countries they are generally
kept in docks of from one thousand
to four thousand
I read often of the necessity of an
infusion of new blood into our Amer
lean focks by importing from Asia.
1 have serious doubts if Asia has as
good AngOras as the United States
The people of that country do not
select and breed with any care. 1 be-
lieve that we have already in this
country Angoras from which a most
superior animal may be produced by
American ingenuity in selecting and
mating, as has been done in the case
of the American Merino sheep and the
standard bred horse. While 1 am not
averse to the introduction of new
blood, 1 do not want it of an inferior
quality.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1902-07-10

in front of the newspaper bulletins,
cheers were echoing a few minutes
ago in answer to the announcement
that the king has passed comfort
able day and is having a satisfactory
night.
Confidence in the kings recovery is
now general His majesty is gaining
At best he seems to be out OF dan
ger.
His recent habits are in his favor,
for it is a fact, although not known
to many outside of the royal house
hold, that the king is, and has been
for a long time, most abstemious as
to his diet
Indeed, this is made necessary by
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1902-07-10
Pasturaae in Porto Rico.

Shipments of 1 500 head of cattle are
idad, St Lucia and Barbados for the
English government, and about 500
head to Martinique and Guadeloupe.
Prices of to 10 cents per pound on
the hoof are obtained, less AZ per cent
discount The grazing on the island
is unsurpassed, there being 40 900
acres of blue grass of the finest
growth, equal to the celebrated graz
ing lands of Kentucky Cattle raising
as an industry can be largely in
creased in Porto Rico, and to great
pecuniary advantage, the market
is practically unlimited The demand
from the numerous adjacent islands
alone is far greater than the supply
Porto Rico Agricultural Journal.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1902-07-10
SOME QUEER NEGRO TRAITS.
Noted by a Traveller During a Recent
Trip Throuch the South

great REGULARITY of the black races
everywhere is its love OF gossip and
its madness to spread news You do
rot have to advertise for a servant in
the South You mention that you need
ore and servants begin to call and APP
ply within an hour after you have eA-
pressed your wish The news spreads
because no two negroes ever pass in
the streets without speaking to each
other. Even though they are total
stran gers they invariably halt=and Cos
sip Everything that happens in
town over night is known in every
kitchen early in the morning, and
every servant burns to tell it to her
employers. A fire. robbery,
quarrel between man and wife. case
of illness, the arrival of a visitor, per
haps the mere contents of a letter con-
corning matters unintelligible to the
servant who hears it read-an these
things fly from mouth to mouth and
kitchen to kitchen. You may watch
your kitchen and think that you have
made sure that no negro has called
upon your cook, maids between
breakfast and lunch, and yet at lunch
the waitress will let fall the gossip
OF the place since breakfast
1t is just the same in Africa There
they call the process the Kaffir tele-
graph" When 1 was there many
battle was heard of lin the air" at
Cape Town Kimberly and Port Eliza
beth day even Sc hours before the
news came by electric telegraph The
negroes brought the news, and it was
considered sufficiently reliable to af-
feet the values of African securities
The news was carried hundreds, even
a 900 miles, by the Kaffirs. They
shouted it from man to man, they sig
nailed it from kopje to kopje and kopje
to Welt, they ran 100 miles with it for
pay, for the love of gossip Sud
denly it gossiped in the homes of
Cape Town, and on more than one oc-
caSiOn Samuel J. Pryor, now of the
Daily Elk press, got full days advan-
tage of his competitors by cabling this
Kaffir gossip to London In South
Africa it is taken for granted that the
negroes will know the news at least
any white man--Julian
Ralph, in New York Mail and Express.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1902-07-10
Farm Wages in MICHIGAN.

A report by the Secretary of Agri-
culture of Michigan says: The average
monthly wages. with board, in the
southern counties is $20.35, in the cen
trail counties 1882, in the northern
counties $20-27. and in the state
5000 The average wages by the
day, without board, in the southern
counties is S1-21, in the central coun-
ties $1-20, in the northern counties
$1-29, and in the state S1-22- The
average wages by the month last year
with board, was, in the state 1854
and the average wages by the day,
without board, was, in the state s116
Many correspondents report that farm
labOrers are very scarce, which is m
Dictated by the continued rssa Ia
wages
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1902-07-10
Especial Correspondence

Especial correspondence
The King is getting on~sO well that
his courtiers are delighted. He has
insisted upon taking food
1t has been noticed by the Kings
personal suite, who have known hin
intimately for decades, that he is as
wiiIfui now he was in his youth
The King insisted more than ever
on having food, and, observing the ST
lence of the physicians upon the sub
ject, applied to the Prince of Wales,
who acted his ambassador
The doctors, after a long discussion,
and Gs his majesty showed signs OF
fever, allowed him a cup of broth,
which Immediately put him in that
good humor which is so characteristic
of him even when he is suffering
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1902-07-10
Aroused MiIIionaire,e Envy.

4 never particularly envied a day
1aborer until the other day said a
millionaire merchant Il was walk
ing along the street, when my at
tentiOn was attracted to man seated
the curb, preparing to eat his
midday meal From a TIN kettle he
extracted several thick slices of
bread with layers of cold meat be-
tween them, two three chunks of
HON cake and a slab of pie
1 was fascinated by the expression
on the mans face as he placed this
repast on the ground beside him. and
1 involuntari1y stopped to watch him:
he seemed to enjoy it SO. / thought
to myself that l, who have money
enough to crafty my every wish, am
slave to dyspepsia AS watched
the enjoyment of that man in the
full vigof of his strength 1 could not
halp wishing that I might exchange
places with himEfor half an hour
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