Waterbury Democrat., 1902-06-18

his book for and-and- that's all
 MISS Waas also is and, we hope, shal be.
 Miss Ward, winsome Winnie, long ago won the hearts of her schoolmates and when she reads her class poem she will win yours, too.
 Miss Webster might be very eloquent alu she possess the courage of a Dan iel.
 The Misses Ryan and NfcGill. friends III peace and war, refuse to be sep arated. Their play days do not end with their school days. Culhane is our class treasurer and most popular young man; Maurice is a member of Company q, c. N. C.. and l sometimes wonder if he is the brave knight to whom Miss Bergen re- fers in the class song.
 Egan is a talented young man and famous for his thrilling life picture or the Village Blacksmith. and soul stirring rendition of the pathetic bal liu. "Rous Nit Him." His leisure hours are spent in deciding the differ- ent values of scraps of Greek and scraD iron.
 benJamln Henry Clay Fairbrother. our class orator and nerviest boy. is the thirty first cousin of Demosthenes IT his gestures and facial expression seem to indicate that he is "seein' thlngs" don't get nervous for he is per- Iectly harmless. Why he sometimes makes his own hair curl right up.
 Fray possesses great staying quali- ties. George is the class fusser and perhaps that is why he sometimes wears such miraculous collars.
 We'll, Friedland is not the Russian who was rushed out of Russia but he IS the briefest gentleman in the class. standing five feet nothing without his dicer of c0nrSe
 Fruin shares the honor of most vers- atile gentleman with Fairbrother. but his witticisms he endeayors to scatter promiscously.
 Granger is by vote the freshest boy in the class. A rosy sophomore young lady is the central figure in his roseate futnre
 Ever since Frank Hayes learned that he was voted class dude he has been seen brushing his luxuriant locks back from his temples in a very touching manner. To quote from Dickens he has developed into one of those young gentlemen "As titiwates themselves" There are no hopes for Frank.
 Jackson possesses the combined qual- ities of Stonewall. Andrew and Peter Jackson Although our youngest gen. tleman he is plucky enough to main tain his own opinions, Schick notWith. standing.
 Jeremiah Aloysius Lovett is the slow est member of the class. but there are others: according to seven young ladies the whole class of boys is slow.
 McNiff, our brightest social light, intends to follow literary career. He will shortly bring out a volume on How MT Wise Made His Permanent Exit From the French Glass; to be read with oratorical pauses.
 Schick is high German and views things in much the same light as does Der Kaiser. He is our heavyweight and has begged to be s.let down easyv
 MT Thomas possesses an inexhaust- able fund of information in the form ot a worlds almanac. We presume It is reliable information for according to our principal, Thomas is an honor. able man.
 Walker is our handsomest gfni1eman as well as crack football player. hay H. but he fails to find the fairness of the French verb ''faire.'
 Butler is the especial delight of his lady friends.
 Tobin studied so hard this year that his raven locks are streaked with gray.
 will not further tax the patience of my already long suffering audience by speaking of the class historian.
 The average weight of our class is about one hundred and twenty three pounds, the total weight. is five thous- and six hundred and thirty pounds The average height is five feet. five and one half inches. If stretched out in straight line and placed upon the ground, the class of 1902 would consti- ute royal road of Knowledge two hundred and fifty-eight feet, three inches in length. The average age of the class is eighteen years, five months. The schools strong point lies some- where between athletics and Mir | Names mustard
 And now my muse deserts me. The | period of our history making as Il class is over. A few short hours hence | md we shall part to go our separate | ways in life. To our worthy teachers who for four years have been our most perfect ideals of all that is noble, our highest praise and deepest gratitude we owe Dear classmates, let us strive o repay them by so living as to be rue to their precepts, true to each other. true to ourselves and true to our notto,
 Vitae Comes Sit Honor.''
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