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Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-05-13

A case was being tried in a country
court. A horse had been stolen from
field, and the evidence all pointed Ia
certain doubtful character of tho
neighborhood as the culprit. Though
MS guilt seemed clear, he had found
lawyer to undertake his defense. Al
the trial. the defendants counsel ex,
pended his energy in trying to confuse
and Brighten the opposing witnesses
especially a farmer whose testimony
was particularly damaging. The law.
yer Kept up fire OF questions. asking
many foolish ones, and repeating him.
self again and again in the hope OF de.
coying the witness into contradic.
ton.
"fou say" the lawyer went on, tina,
you can swear to having seen this mau
drive horse past your farm on the day
in question:"
i can" replied the witness, YEARLY,
for he had already answered the cues.
ton dozen times.
What time was this?"
Il told you II was about the middle
OF the forenoon"
But don't want any 'abouts' or
'middles.' ! want you to tell the Jury
exactly the time.
why said the farmer, II don't al
ways carry gold watch with me when
I'm digging potatoes"
But you have clock in the house.
haven't your"
Yes"
We'll, what time was II by that?"
why, by that clock II was Just ten
minutes past 10.
You were In the field all the morn
ing?" went on the lawyer, smiling sug-
gestively.
Il was"
How far from the house Is this
field'"
About half a mile"
You swear, do you, that by the
clock in your house it was Just ten
minutes past l0?"
II do"
The lawyer paused and looked tri.
nmphantly at the jury. At last he had
entrapped the witness into a contra.
dictory statement that would greatly
weaken his evidence.
The farmer leisurely picked up his
hat and started to leave the witness
stand. Then turning slowly about, he
added
Il ought, perhaps, to say that too
much reliance should not be placed on
that clock as 1t got out of gear about
six months ago, and it's been ten min
utes past 10 ever since. Cincinnati
Commercial Tribune.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-05-13

We are now paying especial atten.
tlon to catering to Family Parties, Re-
ceptions, Weddings, etc, and the sue.
cess that has attended our efforts to
please, together with our reputation
for serving the best that the market
affords, is sufficient guarantee that
we will give you perfect satisfaction.
We have the finest display of the
b atter grade Of BAKERY GOODS and
fine CHOCOLATES and BON 8oNs
ever put on exhibit here; we also car
ry HuYLER's CANDIES and LOW.
NEY's cHocoLAi Es and BON BoNs
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-05-13

THE best of us" said the man OF
generous inclnations, ARE occasional
ly betrayed into a deviation from the
strict paths of truth"
George Washington never told a
lie was the rejoinder.
That is only hearsay. There is moth
ing on record to show that Washington,
personally, ever made the claim. He
was too truthful a man to venture any
such assertion. Washington Star.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-05-13
HooULu AND HooLA MEETING

All the members of the Hooulu and
H"ola Lahui Society are requested to
attend their regular monthly meeting
A. the KapiOIani Maternity Home, We'd
resday morning, May 14th, 1902 The
Board of Trustees and Lady Managers
arc invited to attend tiis meeting.
2liG-lt
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-05-13
EVA.

Mrs. Elizabeth Il. Horton of Salem
Mass, owner OF the famous interna-
tional doll collection. which has earned
nearly $4,000 for charity, has just re.
ceived from the Queen of Roumania
doll with which the Queen once play.
ed.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-05-13

Mrs. Plant widow of the millionaire
Henry Plant and her stepson, Morton
F. Plant, are considering the giving
OF the big Tampa Bay Hotel, at Tampa,
Fla, to be converted into a Jesuit col
lege, They will eudow the college with
81 600 600.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-05-13
TIDES.

First quarter of the moon on the
l4th at $40 a. m.
Tides from the United States Coast
and Geodetic Survey Tables.
The tides at Kahului ana Hilo occur
about an hour earlier Than at Ho.
nolulu.
Hawaiian Standard Time Is 10h 30m
slower than Green wcih time, being
tnat OF the meridian Of 1890. The
time whistle lows at 1880 p. m, which
Is the same as Greenwich. On ON.
Weather Bureau. Punahou, May 10.
Temperature - Morning minimum,
60; Midday maximum. so.
Barometer at 8 a. IN. 1910. Steady.
Rainfall 0.33.
Dew Point G7F.
Humidity at 9 a. m. &c per cent.
Rainfall at Luakaha. 400.
Diamond Head Signal Station. May
l3.-Weather clear; wind light NE.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-05-13
Office OF the Board OF Health,
Honolulu, May 8, 1902,
Regulation Regarding Fish.

Taking of fish, shell fish, or any
product of the sea, or salt water be.
tween Sheridan street in the city OF
Honolulu, and Kalihi Detention Camp,
~ the city of Honolulu, including the
water mark to the makai edge of the
reef and including Honolulu harbor
ard Nuuanu stream to Kukui street, is
Qereby strictly prohibited.
Per order OF the Board OF Health.
II. c. SLOGGETT,
President Board of Health.
Attest: c. CHARLOCK,
Secretary Board Of Health.
'S'SN AEtr Ia ~
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-05-13

ITS sick you've been. Mrs. McGinni
say?"
Sick, is II? was that sick that I'd
be a dead woman now II | hadn't a.
lived. "-Indianapolis News.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-05-13
THE ELITE ICE CREAM PARLORS
BY AUTHORITY
PROPOSALS FOR FIRE HOSE.

Sealed proposals will be received at
the office of the Board of Commission
ers, Honolulu Fire Department, until
~ O'Clock m. Monday, May 18th, 1902
Tor furnishing 1000 feet, 2 l.2.inch cot
tor covered fire hose, to be delivered
40 days after notification OF accept
alec of tender.
All tenders must be accompanied
with samples.
The Commissioners reserve the
right to reject any or all tenders.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-05-13
SAILING TODAY.
PASSENGERS ARRIVED.

From Hawaii and Maui ports, per
str. Mauna Loa,- May l3-J. d. Paris,
w. Berlowitz, r. c. Maynard, Master
Paris, George Clark, Miss NJ. Pedro.
H. H. Wright, Mrs. II. II. Wright. J.
A. Mcguire, F. Greenwich, J. p. Cooke,
w. o. Cornwall, John c. Wells, p. c.
Buzzill. w. c. Beckert, Mrs. Beckert.
NJ. Darago, II. Chapman, Miss E. Moss.
man and AZ deck passengers.
PASSENGERS BOOKED.
For Hilo and way ports, per str Ki
nau, sailing this afternoon at 5
O'clock--Pung Sin and wife, Mrs. S. K.
AIuli, child and friend, Mrs. j. n.
Await. II. S. Godfrey and wife, Mrs
Espanda and child. L. Schwitzer, F. f
Richardson, Mrs. NJ r. Riddell. S. w.
Spencer, Frank Johnson, Mr.. and Mrs
+. II. Clay, J. d. Martin, d. A. Ray,
|. l.. Robertson. J. w. Mason, f. X.
Erickson, A. J. Frederick, William Mai.
lima Jr.. Sam Jones. j. c. Hummel,
George Stratemeyer. n. c. Wilfong, H..
Dieman. Ralph Brown, c. c. Wideman,
wife. child and servant, A. w. Carter.
Mrs. Pernam and four children, c
Klemp and Mrs. Mahae Alma and
child.
For Maui ports, per str. Claudine,
sailing this afternoon at o'clock: c.
L. Wight, Captain Clarke, Andrew
Adams, w. T. Robinson, c. L. Spinks
G. NJ. Hancock, Judge Mckay, ]. A
Potter, Master c. Sing You, Master G.
Kwai Sun, Master c. Foo Shu and W.
5. Akana.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-05-13
SALE J!
HERE ARE BARGAINS

FIRST offer at Private Sale.
premises on Beretania street, adjoin.
Ing residence of C. Hustace ESQ.,; 1870
feet on Beretania street, III feet
deep; price $4,000; one.half cash bal.
ance on mortgage 7 1-2 per cent.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-05-13

SECoND-Premises- 259 Kinau ST.,
at present occupied by Mr.. A. Lucas.
property has frontage on Kinau st.
Ct lis feet and depth of ~ feet.
Dwelling comprises three Bedrooms,
Parlor, Dining room, Kitchen, Bath,
large Carriage House. Price $4,000.
Terms, one-half cash; balance on
rortgage at 7 IL per cent net. The lot
has a right OF way entrance to Bere-
tGnia st.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-05-13

KENNETH r. G. WALLACE,
Secretary Board Of Commissioners
II. F.. ID. 2144.7t
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-05-13
ARRIVED.

Monday. May IL.
L. S. A. T. Buford. 20 days from Ma
Mia, at p. m, at Navy wharf No. l.
Tuesday, May 10.
Str Mauna Loa, Simerson from Ha-
wall and Maui ports, at $50 a. m,
with mail. passengers, 1910 bags Of
sugar, SO bags of coffee, q bags of taro.
2 sacks ava, l04 punches bananas. 81
cases fruit, q kegs butter, 40 koa logs,
II barrels poi, 8 pigs. 80 head cattle
and 1872 packages sundries.
DEPARTED.
Monda, May u.
Str. James Makee. Tullett, for Ka.
pa and Anahola, at 4 p. M.
Str. Lehua. Naopala, for Molokai
ports, at p. IN.
Str. Niihau. W. Thompson, for Ahu.
KIM, at . p. IN.
Str. Iwalani, Gregory, for Koloa. al
p. m.
Str. Waialeale, Piltz, for Anahola
at p. m.
Tuesday, May l3.
Str. Noeau, Wyman. for Lahaina
Kanapali. HOnokaa and Kukuihaele,
at II a. m.
SAILING TODAY.
Str. Kinau. Freeman. for Hilo and
wa ports, at p. In.
Str. Claudine, Parker, for Kauai
ports. at p. m.
Str. w. G. Hall, S. Thompson, for
Kauai ports, at 8 p. m.
Str. Kauai, Bruhn, for Kilauea, at .
p. m.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-05-13
". & NJ, Ltd. ". & NJ, Ltd.
". & NJ, Ltd.
A word or two about some
Nottingham Curtains
THAT have just arrived.

These are American made curtains copied
after patterns from the famous looms OF
Nottingham. We were astonished greatly at
the values. Those OF you with curtain wants
will probably be more surprised than were
when you see the prices.
II you a woman with thoughts OF home
decorating, ask to be shown any, or all, OF the
following numbers.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-05-13

THlRD-Premises on Kinau st. ad.
joining lot 2. Frontage on Kinau st.
1906 feet, depth 121 feet.
.~ Roomy dwelling on the lot. Price
$4,000. one-half cash, balance on
mortgage at IL per cent net. Has
right of way to Beretania st.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-05-13

Further particulars OF
JAS. F. MORGAN,
AUcTloNEER
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1902-02-12

Joe Lees restaurant and short ordei
house is the place TO go to get firSl
class meal--give him a trial. Finn
line of confectionery, cigars, to ID
GOES.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1902-02-12
Work Begins on the New wen.

Saturdaya we'll drilling outfit az
rived from Burlington, Colorado, TO
drill the test well down on Deer Creek
near the old we'll which caved in last
fall. They began to drill on Monday
and struck water about forty feet
down, and yesterday noon they had
gotten to depth of sixty feet, with
good prospects of finding plenty of
water. Men are at work on the old
well cleaning it out which will take
considerable time to accomplish this
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1902-02-12
Grain Growers rIseting.

The Kansas Grain Growers will
hold meeting at Hutchinson, March
4th, 1902, for the purpose of advanc-
ing and pushing forward farmers c.
operative shipping associations in the
entire wheat belt of Kansas, Oklaho-
ma, and Nebraska. Oklahoma and
Nebraska are invited to send repre-
SentatiyeS..
a rate Of one and one third fare has
been secured for the round trip from
all points in Kansas. Oklahoma and
and Nebraska for this meeting. Far
merS and all cooperative elevator
companies, interested in securing a
just market and fair treatment should
take an active interest in this meet
ing.
The Dakotas and Minnesota grain
growers are to have d meeting on the
same day at st. Paul, Minnesota, t.
perfect an organization Of the Sprin2
wheat growers on the same line thai
the Kansas growers are now organic
ed. With the wheat districts OF KaL-
SaS, Oklahoma, Nebraska. Minnesota
and the two DakotaS thoroughly or
ganized any intelligent farmer can
readily see the benefit that would re-
suit from such organization to the
wheat growers of the whole country
The power of Letter and Phillips
in their palmiest days as compared to
such an organization and the good il
would accomplish for the producers.
would make their work mere side
shows. And yet, Joe Letter, assisted
more farmers in lifting the mortgage
from their homestead than all othel
physical causes combined. There il
no longer any doubt as to the ability
and powers of farmers when thorough
ly organized, and that they will sue
coed in organizing is no longer Ques-
ionable: it is only matter OF time.
Attend the Hutchinson meeting anC
do your part in extending the move
ment. If you want to get informa-
tiOn regarding farmers cooperative
Shipp ing associations and the necesSi
ty for unity of action attend TIL,
Hutchinson meeting. All cO-operators
are invited.
JAMES BUTLER, Sec.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1902-02-12
L you want a farm loan OF
long or short time sec
]. O. Lowe & Sons.
Eating and Breathing

1t is probably not generally known
that eight people out of every ten do
not know how to eat or breath correct
ly. This statement seems startiins
but it is the combined opinion of the
best masters of medicine and physical
culture,
Eating and breathing are the me-
thodS by which the human engine is
kept going: therefore, if either one of
these is mistreating in any way the
pressure gteS down; sometimes anC
'ery little and sometimes great deal
.ctOrding to the way and the amount
II fuel food aud air. is used.
q person can not over breathe. or
take in too much air, while he can
very easily eat more than necessary .
For the purpose of experiment, try Il.
eat just one-half or two-thirds a.
much as you usually do: and masticate
it twice as much as yOu usually do:
then after the meal breathe as deeu
and as full as you can until the next
meal, and even though you have teen
sick you will feel relieved and streno-
the, Led. By Going this you Lave
decreased the amount of fool and
increases the supply OF oxygen to the
lungs, which in turn gives d fresher.
purer supply of blood to the hart.
The heart reinforced gives tie Ci-
gestive organs a greater working force
dig estS the welI-misti;ated, food.
This is natures way to restore health
aad natures way is usually the best
Indianapolis News.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1902-02-12
Went to Goddard to Dance.

The following are the names of
those who attended a grand ball at
Goodland last Monday night:
Mr.. and Mrs. Theo Close, Mr.. and
Mrs. Ed Page, Mr.. and Mrs. Lee Ames,
Mr.. and Mrs. DR.. Nelson. and Misses
Minnie Sweeney aud Nellie Strett0n,
and MeSsrs Carl Smith and Clarence
Broker. They all returned from the
ball praISing GOodIand and her courte-
Gus people.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1902-02-12
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LOCAL MENTION
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS
We print sale bills.

we print sale bills.
Yesterday was hard on the snow.
T. j. Mcclure was an agreeable cali
er at this sanctum on Saturday.
j. NJ. Tadlock is again in the school
room after several days sickness.
Mrs. Joseph Young and Mrs. Neal
were among our callers last Saturday.
Paul Beyerlein was in from Stuff
CART on Monday attending to business
matters.
G. L. Furlong, of Agra, was in the
city last Saturday and came in tt
watch US print the Herald.
Sheriff Yerton's children have been
quite sick for the past few days, but
! are getting better at present.
Mrs. a. W. Gibbs. of Marvin, sper t
the latter part of last week in tie
city visiting with friends here.
Reserved seats now on sale at Bar
ret's for the Passion Play at the Bap-
tist church; Valentines night.
WIG. Bissell was admitted to prac-
tice before the supreme court of the
state of Kansas at Topeka last week.
You can get the Semi Weekly Her.
aid and Bryan's Commoner for 81. IS.
Come in and let us get you the Com
moner together with the Herald.
If you are going to have public sale
don't forget that we can fix you GU,
with sale bills. Our prices are RICH.
and guarantee the work to be first
class.
The Sunday school convention OF
Glenwood township was postponed ill.,
detinately. Notice will be given wher
it will be held. at some future date.
By order of committee.
The Ladies of the Aid Society tf
Marvin will give a Butterfly Socis
and Bazaar at the hall Saturday Feb.
y, afternoon and evening. Ever.
body come and get warm supper.
Fitness, competency, or the wishes
of the republican patrons of a pos =
office do not count with this admins
tration in the appointment of post
masters. How do you like to belon
to party that completely ignores til
o 4Ople for the bosses?
The new turn table which was
orderd some time ago for this plac,
to take the place of the old one, arr
we'd last Sunday. We underStnd tina;
the company wilbnot put it in until
it is found that the water supply is
Urge enough to retain the division.
Tie Knights and Ladies of SecuI ity
will give a lizard Time Social" t
Gebharts hall on Saturday evening
Febr. 18th. You will be fined I0c f.,
each fine wearing apparel that you
wear. Ladies will please bring piec.
Of their dress in an envelope Ho.
waffleS and chicken will be served.
Price of supper 25c. A prize will he
awarded to the person wearing the
most comical uniform
Quite an interest is being manifest
ed in the subscription contest. Al
ready there are seven contestants.
Miss Edith Finch, OF PhiIlipsburp,
has first place and Miss Louisa Abbott
of Agra. second place. The coIt +
ants are nice ladies and their friends
S .ould rally to them and assist them
in winning one of those beautifr /
prizes which will be given away b,
the Herald toHhe most popular ladies
| 10 Philips county,
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1902-02-12
Vim. WILSON,

Dealer
Drugs, Medicines, Toilet Articles,
Stationery and Cigars.
North side Square.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1902-02-12
Railroad Time Cards-Rock Island
PhiIlipsbErg, Kansas.
lin Effect September IS, 1907
Central Time.)

140HRI 7 tI0SOII5OI -NO' II stops dI pSOUIS
Passengers are not carried on trains No 90
and 81 without special permit from superinten-
dent.
All daily except Local Freights-
which rI1 OF Sundays.
Through tourist sleeper on No every Fri
day night for Sau francisco.
Passengers are carried on all Local Freights
Local Freight No. 81 leaves Phr1lipsburg for
Goodland at 700 m.
For further information address Ransom
Stephens, Rock Island Agent, Phi1lipsburg
Kansas.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1902-02-12
Township Caucus

There will be a peoples party town
ship caucus held at the Hopper school
house on Saturday, Febr. Is, 1902 at ?
p. N. Tor the purpose of electing dele
gates to attend the county convention
at Philnpsburg Febr. Is.
By order of Chairman.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1902-02-12

See our subscription contest propos-
ition in another column, and then de-
eide who you think is the most popu-
lar lady in Phillips county by your
votes
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1902-02-12

Pay up AMI read the Kansas City
Daily World and the Semi Weekly
HERALD one year for only s.. so. The
World is the stockmen'S Official paper.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1902-02-12
Roscoe ConkEing = s:s:s=' a2 E.

was perfect. TADLOCx'S TWENTY
LESSONS EH ENGLISH 0RTHOG-
RAEHX gives his method. besides contains Q
full discussion Of the subject Of photography
0rthoepy and Word Analysis. Send 25c (silFer)
70 y 81. PADDOCK, Philiipsnurg, Kansas,
Hnd SET copy.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1902-02-12
c. E. STEARNS,
Tonsorial Artist.

Shaving, Haircutting and Shampoo'ng in the
highest style Of the art Hot or Cald Bath in
connection with shop Shop half block north of
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1902-02-12
CONTEST RECORD.

Below are given the names of the
contestants in the HERALD SubScrip-
ticn contest. This list will be cor
rected each week so that everyone
will know who the leading contest
ants are apd their votes
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1902-12-04

as shown by the testimony as given
by Beveridge. then it would be I'M
wise to admit either New Mexico or
Arizona. The admission Of Oklahoma
and Indian Territories fourd consider
able favor, though no conclusion was
reached.
Later in the after1 con there was
a conference in Beveridge's committee
room, attended by the Republican men,
bers OF the committee supposed to be
opposed to the omnibus bill Other
senators also called during the day and
discussed the question. The Republic
ans who are making the fight for the
omnibus bill are under the leadership
of Quay and Elkils. If fifteen Re
publicans are for the omnibus bill they
and the Democrats can pass it.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1902-12-04

The new laboratories in Chelsea
"Physic Garden" which were opened
recently by Lord Cadogan, mark the
beginning Of a new career of useful
ness for this venerable and half-fOr-
gotten institution. The garden dates
back as far as 1878, when the Apothe-
carries Company leased the ground
for the double purpose of cultivating
medicinal plants and collecting rare
eXOtics. Early in the eighteenth cen
fury Sir Hans Sloane acquired the free
hold and for many years the garden
continued to be in some sort a
school of medicine and botany. Some
of the first greenhouses known in this
country were erected there, and when
Evelyn visited it in 1855 he already
found in what he called the Apothe-
carries Garden of Simples "a collection
of innumerable rarities."
The garden lies close to the river
and the fat tops of the two great
cedar trees planted in 1858 have often
caused the passenger by steamboat to
wonder Sir Hans Sloane himself
was rather surprised that they throve
as we'll as they did, and thought great
praise due to "Mr. Watts, the garden
err" The trees during their infancy
and youth, however, had the benefit
of pure country air, for the garden
then stood entirely free from London
smoke and dirt, the effects of which
are only too visible in it's present ap-
pearance. An ancient cork tree is like
wise to be seen in the grounds, but
we know of no traditions connected
with it.-LOndOn Standard.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1902-12-04
Local JOttingS.

Mr.. and Mrs. Jay Nathan are
in Milwaukee.
The hand that cooks the meat
rules the world.
Things that make a woman cry
make man swear.
Any man who takes things as
they come lacks push,
No mans credit is SO bad that
he can't borrow trouble.
In theatrical life engagements
last longer than marriages.
A woman can look more. com
pletely disguised than man. n
When a man is lonesome it
helps a good deal to feed him. &
Geo. Philips spent Thanksgiv-
ing with his parents in this city.
When a fellow tells you all his
troubles he becomes one of yours.
A few reverses do not discour-
age the girl who is learning to waltz.
Gold bricks are sometimes used
in the construction of castles in the
air. III
When people are angry at you
you never think they have any
cause.
A woman's face is her fortune
and her clothes her husbands mis-
fortune.
If money is the root of all evil
many would like to pluck it up by
the roots.
Mrs Livingston of Livingston
was a guest of Lancaster relatives
last week.
People who criticise the leisure
class are often more envious than
virtuous. n
LENA Jeide returned Monday
after few days visit with friends
at Dubuque.
When a man squeezes a wo-
ans hand it doesn't mean anything
unless she squeezes back.
Miss exit" Donnelly Of Bloom
ington was guest of Anna Philips
a few days the past week.
Mrs. Rit Stephens and Mrs.
Doner Kilby took their departure
Tuesday for a weeks visit in Chi
cago.
The Misses Belkens accom-
panied by John Goodsinger visited
relatives and friends at Elk Grove
last week.
-Muskrat hills are piled high
this winter. Now let the old inhab-
itants explain the reason-"open'
or tight winter.