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Strictly speaking man caught in
the, act dosen't derive much help from
the quotation; God helps those who
help themselves. '' '5 '.
Why dove nevet see band com
posed of Irish musicians? Perhaps
they would all want to be leaders.
Some women seem to think that
husband is better late than never.
Most men were born. We never
heard of but one who wasn't, and he
was made out of mud-just fer a
sample.
A Philadelphia woman who was
dissatisfied with the teeth furnished
her by nature had them pulled. Now
she is almost frantic with grief. Her
husband come homes late every night
and she is unable to chew the rag.
In refusing to grant New York
man divorce from his wife, Judge
delivered himself Of the following
bit of wisdom: Marriage is lottery
and those that engage in it take the
same chances as the person who bets
on horse race or any other game of
chance, In this marriage deal it is
evident that you got decidedly the
worst of it, but be game and take
your medicine like a man.
President Roosevelt says he loves
the old-fashioned men and women.
But the old-fashioned men and
women, like the North American
bison are now almost extinct.
The divorce court lawyer is an
indispensable. aid to a gentle com
munity, but in mormon colony he
would starve to death.
AS a freak state Kansas is to the
front again. One of the greatest
attractions at the state fair recently
held in that state was crazy quilt
made by the women inmates of the
insane asylum.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1902-09-27
The Coal supply.

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There has been prevailing ap
prehension that the anthracite coal
strike in Pennsy lyania would esul t in
a coal famine. Mr.. BIZ. BeardsleY,
the secretary of2<the chamber Of
commerce. Of ST. Paul has been in
vestigating the matter, and the result
as reported by him yesterday to the
chamber are reassuring. Should the
mines be opened before Oct. Is there
will still be time enough before
navigation closes to bring in enough
to cover the demand. For it is under
stood by the operators that when
shipments nbegin the lake route will
be favored in order to take advantage
of the ample shipping facilities be-
fore the close of navigation, which
will probably be about December l.
If the coal can be got to the docks at
Superior the operators will hold the
prices at $8.25 in St. Paul. Allrail
shipments will raise the price to
$3.50.
But if there is any deficiency in
the hard coal supply MIR. Beardsley
thinks there is plenty of soft coal
within reach to cover it, but his
figures scarcely bear out this
promise. For there is at the present
time a shortage of 100000 tons of
soft coal, including the railroad
requirements, at the Head Of the
Lakes. This is due to largely in
creased demand for industrial pur
poses and to a lack of cars or railroad
motive power. But if the Pennsy]
vania supply through the lakes
should be cut off the Illinois coal
fields are capable of supplying this
market. He might have added that
there is plenty of Missouri and Iowa
coal within easy reach of the St. Paul
market. AS for the country west of
us beyond the Twin Cities, compara
lively little anthracite is used. The
people use the soft Goals, including
the Dakota Ignite, and they are
already pretty we'll supplied.
But in case of failure or deficiency
of the anthracite supply the soft coal
can only be made available to many
housekeepers who use only the self
feeding base, burning stoves, suitable
only for anthracite, by going to the
expense of getting stoves adaped to
soft coal or wood. Soft coal stoves
cost from $40 to $40. But alright
wood stoves can be had for from
1926 to $2.75. All this information
is timely. Those having furnaces in
their houses will find some of the
soft Goals nearly as good for heating
purposes as anthracite. So that in
any event there seems to be no
ground for the fear that anybody in
this vicinity ceed freeze for lack of |
fuel Pioneer Press.
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Do You know?

1850 ---- ..---
That people always get next-give
them time. &,> 5a . ~ 4 >.s71
That absence Of body is better than
presence of mind in time of danger.
That some music hath charms that
would drive a wooden indian to
drink.
That some men who boast of being
self-made are to be commended for
not blaming any one else.
That if you talk back to a woman
she will say you are no gentleman.
If you remain silent she will call you
coward.
That Senator johnson says some
men seem to be running fer office
on complimentary ticket. They
never pay for any thing,
That there isn't much to teach the
man who knows enough to know
that he doesn't know as much as he
would if he knew more than he
does.
That a committee appointed by a
church to act upon the matter Of
music of the services advertised for
somebody to take charge Of the choir
and play the organ, The following
was among the replies: "GentIemen:
I noticed your advertisement for an
organist and music teacher, eigther
lady or gentleman. Having been
both for several years [ offer you my
service. "-Brained Arena.
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Crop Bulletin.

There we're light and scattered
showers on the 18th, and much
heavier and more general rains on
he 18th, 10th and 2lst. The morn
ngs of the 18th and 10th were cool,
with heavy frosts in many places.
Thrashing has been going on a.
rapidly as POSSIBLE during the dry
parts of the week, and the grain lef
n shock is nearly all thrashed
5hrashing from the stack is begun.
High w1uds on one or two days made
thrashing difficult In some of the
low lands of the Red River valley
small areas of very late oats, barley
md fax were still uncut at the time
If the killing frost on he 18th, al d
hese are now hardly worth cutting
The corn crop has been very serious
Iy injured by the frost, and the stalks
stand half dried and bleached; some
of this corn has been cut and shocked.
but great deal of it will be left
standing ia the field. Fall blowing
is backward because of the delay in
getting the crops off the fields. The
second crop of clover has very little
seed in it. Winter wheat is being
seeded in small areas in some
southern counties. Early seeded rye
s coming up nicely.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1902-09-27
The Coal Famine

Is net so serious after all if you
get one Of those soft coal heaters fol
sale by Mcdonald & Vaughn. They
cost less, consume less coal, and pro
duce more heat than any other heat
ing stove on the market. Just as
suitable for the parlor and sitting
room as the hard coal burners; no
dust, no dirt. We have enough of
them to heat Stevens county, and you
had better procure one in order to
avert the coal famine, and live com
fortably during the cold winter
months, MCDONALD & VAUGHN.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1902-09-27
Special Rates via "The Milwaukee,

Similar rates to nearly all points in
Ohio, Indiana, Western Pennsylvania
and Western New York.
Dates of sale Oct. 2 3-4 s. Return
limit Nov. 3rd.
For full particulars regarding rates,
accommodations, etc, write to
W. B. DIXON,
Northwestern Passenger Agent,
St. Paul.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1902-09-27

Genuine Rocky Mountain Tea
made by the Madison Medicine Co.,
i, made of rare and costly herbs not
found in any other preparation,
therefore get the kind you read
bout, 35 cts. Hubbard & Johnson.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1902-09-27

A few million people in England
think the president is a Boar. Others
say: "There's another one of chose
queer American names" In Germany
people believe him to be Jew de-
cended from one of those families
which took their names from objects
in nature, such as "Rosendale' and
"Rosenstein." Many Frerchmep
think he is German, especially
since he talked fuently in that
language with Prince Henry, but
spoke With Count Rocambeau in Ian
guage which one of the French
delegates described as "bizarre."-
New York Times.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1902-09-27
Farm for Rent.

23O acres joining Morris, sec. q
125-42, east of the railroad. Will
furnish seed, or any terms to suit
tenant. Also wish to hire $50 acres
plowed in same section, west o. the
railroad. Fol- information apply
to A. G. Weaver. Room 2 Hotel
Morris.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1902-09-27
Strayed,

strayed from my farm, section %,
ten red spring calves, on Sept. lst.
finder please notify and receive
reward. MRS. JOHN MANGAN,
Morris MINI.
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Gard of Thanks.

In this manner wish to publicly
thank the many friends and neigh
b RS, who so kindly aided me during
the illness Of my wife. II
GEORGE Hogan.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1902-09-27
The Prope: Treatment for Sprained
Ankle.

HANIS.
AS rule man will feel we'll salts
led if he can hobble around on
.rutches two or thres weeks after
spraining his ankle, and it is usually
Two or three months before he has
fully recovered. This is unneces
4ary loss of time, for in many cases
in which Chamberlain's Pain Balm
has been promptly and freely applied,
a complete cure has been effected in
less than one weeks time, and in
some cases within three days. For
sale by j. R. Kruger. 81 4
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ROOSeVeIt'S Name.

Just how to pronounce the name Of
our president is matter that puzzles
a great many people. His name has
given rise to a greater variety of pro-
nounciation than that of any states
man who has ever occupied the front
rank.
Elsewhere than in New York and
in Holland and South Africa, where
Dutch names are common, the great
est variations of the presidents name
are to be met with People in
England are at sea about it. On the
continent almost every man has bis
own opinion on the subject. Here
GRO fou uo rorioe.
Omaha daily bee., 1902-10-09
BRIDGE TENDER is KILLED
Twelve other Persons Injured in Col
IisiOn on Pennsylvania Road
Near MEMO Park.

NEW YORK. Oct. s.-Courtney silpath,
a bridge tender at the Pennsylvania ferry,
New York, was killed and twelve persons
injured in a rear-end collision Of passenger
trains on the Pennsylvania railroad at
Menlo Park, n. j.. today. The western ex-
press, known. as No. 6, eastbound. made up
OF four Pullmans, three coaches and a pos
tai and baggage car. was run into by a
local passenger train from Philadelphia.
Aid was Immediately summoned from the
surrounding towns and as quickly as pos
sible physicians who responded dressed the
wounds Of the injured, who were placed in
a car and hurried through to Jersey City.
Knowing that the local was due, passen-
gers were told to leave the train and a
hagman was rushed back. There Is a very
sharp curve just at this point and the flag
man had hardly reached it when the Phils~
delphia train came around the curvesa at a
high rate OF speed and crashed into the ex-
press. Some Of the passengers had not left
the train when the collision occurred.
When the train bearing the injured
reached Jersey City a few OF those hurt
were sent TO hospitals. but II is understood
that none OF them received serious injuries.
Omaha daily bee., 1902-10-09
HEALTH OF SAGE IN DOUBT
wall street Inclined to BE SkepticaI
Concerning Condition of
the Millionaire.

NEW YORK, Oct. S--The condition OF
Russell Sage, who has been suffering from
"a bad cold and was threatened with pneu-
monia. was reported this norning assfayoF-
able. He is at his country house at Cedar
hurst, L.,I.,. and II was said there that he
had passed a. comfortable night. The phy-
stefan attending Mr.. Sage said he was in
no danger, but that 1t would be better for
him to remain at home until next Monday.
The physician said there was no reason for
alarm. "'
Wall street was inclined to be doubtful
about MT. Sage's condition this morning,
Mr.. Sage has a large number of loans out
on collateral that might be wanted at any
moment, and in the event of his death
either a sudden calling in of his loans or a
situation in which the securities in his safe
deposit vaults which are held as collateral
would be tied up, indefinitely, would result
In considerable trouble and loss.
C. W.. Osborne, cashier for Mr.. Sage, to
set at rest anv fears on the latter point
made the authoritative statement that in
the event Of Mr.. Sage's death his debtors
would have no trouble with the safe de
post vault In which the securities held as
collateral for leans are kept. He admitted
that they were held jointly in the name Of
Mr.. Sage ana himself. so that 1t would not
be sealed up at Mr.. Sage's death, but could
be opened at any time and securities de-
livered to borrowers in return for the
amount Of their loans.
Omaha daily bee., 1902-10-09
EVIcI MANY IRISH TENANTS
Lord Defrene Obtains Three Hundred
Exits, but Judge suspends
Operation.

DUBLIN, oct. S-Lord Defrene applied at
Castle Rea, Roscommon county, today, for
300 ejeetment writs in tenants cases. They
are all undefended. The friends and neigh
bors are caring for the homeless in out
houses and stables. All the tenants on the
Ellis estate at Abbeyfeale, Lime Creek
county, have decided to submit to eviction
and are building huts on land adjacent to
the estate. O. -
After granting the eiectment writs. Judge
o'Connor Morris delivered a long and sym
pathetic address, In which he advised the
tenants to settle with their landlords and
then appeal TO Parliament to remove their
legitimate grievances.
The Judge assured the tenants that there
was nothing In the story that the gov
ernment was going to pledge the credit of
British taxpayers to the extent OF $3.50, 900
to pay the landlords. and in conclusion
promised in order to enable them to come
to their senses and not be led into foolish
agitation that he would not sign a single
decree until the end Of the session and in
cases Of tenants who paid one years rent
and costs that he would stay the decree for
six months.
Omaha daily bee., 1902-10-09
WANTS PENSIONS FOR ALL
General. Raum Tells Veterans All
CIvn War Heroes should
he. Paid,

WASHINGTON, oct. Scamp Roosevelt
was again tonight the scene Of a number
Of reunions OF old soldiers. Grant tent was
occupied by the Army OF the Potomac, sher-
man tent by the Fifteenth army corps,
Sheridan tent by the Eighth army corps,
Meade tent by the Fourteenth army corps
and Fsrragut tent by the naval veterans.
Colonel w. W. Dudley presided over the
Army OF the Potomac reunioni and the prln-
cipal speakers were General Daniel e.
Sickles, General B.. G. Warner, Corporal
James Tanner and Colonel UP. Nicholson.
General. Sickles told his hearers in his
speech that never in its produest day had
Rome bebeld such a spectacle as was pre-
scented by the Grand Army parade IN Wash
ington today. = we ~, r~9-
Al Sherman tent General Greene p. Raum
presided. He said the time had come when
every survivor Of the civil war should be
given a pension.
Colonel James P. Campbell Of Pennsyl-
vania Congressman Dovener OF West Vir-
ginis and Captain T. H.. Mckee were the
leading spirits in the meeting Of the Eighth
army corps.
The Fourteenth corps was entertained at
Meade tent by a long list Of speakers, in
Guiding Justice Harlan of the United States
supreme court. General Abram Baird, Gem
eral H.. B.. Darlington and Captain o. T.
Chamberlain.
The naval veterans gave their big dog
watch at Farragut tent.
Omaha daily bee., 1902-10-09
CORN BELT EXPOSITION OVER
All Expenses Paid and Neat Sur
plus us Lett In the
500 .'' Treasury.

MITCHELL, 5. d.. Oct ss-(speeial Tele-
gram.)-This evening the fourth corn belt
Exposition. which has been heidi for the
last ten days, came to a close and Il wound
up in a blaze of glory. After. the closing
concert by, Reeds Fourth regiment band Of
Sioux City the crowd INDUCED in a jollih-
cation over the great success Of the ex-
position. Confetti was thrown and fire.
works illuminated the business part Of the
city. The exposition has been a financial
success. and, there will be a goodly sum Of
money, left in the treasury. II cost $4,000
to run the exposition from beginning to the
end and $4,000 Of the amount was sub
scribed by, the business men Of the city.
The weather has been excellent since the
opening day and the crowds have been
large at every entertainment. Doubtless
the palace will be held again next-year.
Omaha daily bee., 1902-10-09

Des Motnes aud D. F. Young Of oelwein.
also marched ERh the staHJ !. Marshaii-
town. Sioux City. Marengo, Tfaer. Council
Blufs and Terrill posts were we'll rep
resented. Iowans each wore as an emblem
an ear Of yellow corn, swung across their
shoulders. the ear resting at the right side
in a position similar to that OF a canteen.
At Z o'clock tonight the Iowa veterans
rendered a reception at their headquarters
to Secretary Wilson. Secretary Shaw had
also been invited. but declined owing to
prior engagements which called him to
Boston today. During its course Secretary
Wilson was presented by ]. B. Dennis OF
Traer with an immense pumpkin raised
near his home Ia Iowa. A companion
pumpkin was also brought from Traer for
Secretary Shaw and VIII be presented TO
him upon his return from Boston.
Omaha daily bee., 1902-10-09
BRIBERY CASES ARE CALLED
Accused st. Louis Men Plead Not
Guilty and Are Remanded to
Jail by the Court.

ST. LOUIS, Oct. s.-Delegates Emil Hart
mann, Louis Decker and John kid SherI-
dan. arraigned in Judge Douglas court to-
day on charges Of bribery. pleaded mot
guilty" They were remanded to Jail.
Delegate Charles f.. Kelly, fugitive from
justice, did not appear today when his
case was called in the criminal court.
The defendant is charged with misconduct
In Office and his trial went over until a
later date. The cases of Delegate Charles
L. Geraghty and Councilman Louis Schnell,
charged with similar misconduct, were also
called today.
schnell aud Geraghty answered in person.
There was a written motion to quash the
indictment in the case of Sehnell and a
verbal motion by Attorney Mulvihill to
quash the indictments against Kelly and
Geraghty.
Judge Clark said that he would eventu-
ally quash the indictments in the cases Of
Schnell and Geraghty, but he believed the
city had suf1cient evidence upon which to
base a new indictment and he would con
niue the cases to October "a.
Omaha daily bee., 1902-10-09
HYMENEAL.
Austin-F IemIns q.

Walter ]. Austin. head accountant Of Ar
mour's in Sioux City, and Miss Selma X.
Fleming. step-daughter Of Mr.. L. d. Vogel,
we're married last evening at 8 o'clock at
the residence OF the brides parents. 1925
South Thirty-secondS street. Miss Blanch
Rowland was maid OF honor, Miss Marjory
Rowland was ring bearer and Mr.. Walter
Barnell OF Sioux City oficiated as best man.
After the ceremony the bride and groom
departed on a wedding tour, which will
take them to New -York-and Washington.
Upon their return they will be at home to
their friends In Sioux City. Mrs. Hadlock,
mother of the groom, came from Elkhart.
Ind. to be present at the marriage, as did
q number Of ether relatives and friends OF
the principals. The bride wore white silk
MULE over t%affeta, with Irish point lace and
pearls, and carried a shower bouquet OF
white roses and swansonia. Miss Rowland
wore white silk net over green tafeta.
Omaha daily bee., 1902-10-09
EXPLOSION IN A WAREHOUSE
Causes Fire at Birmingham and 4
Loss of Two Hundred Thou
sand Dollars.

BIRMINGHAM, Ala, Oct. San expio-
sion today In a one-story warehouse Of the
Moore & Handley Hardware company. ad-
joining the other buildings of the company
on Powell avenue near Twenty-irst street.
caused a fire which destroyed property
valued at $2O0.OOO before It was checked.
The company's main building, a three
story brick structure, had a narrow escape
from destruction.
C. NJ. Rice. a clerk, who was in the ware
house when the first explosion occurred,
was badly injured. John Simpson, q sales
man, was also hurt by a pump falling on
him. Several heavy explosions occurred
during the progress Of the hre. causing a
panic among the thousands Of spectators.
The insurance is placed at about rs per
cent Of the loss.
Omaha daily bee., 1902-10-09
TRUE FOOD

Wrong food bTiuEs penalties.

"
Wrong food brings penalties.
A lady In Lone Tree. Okla. found this
out. After suffering for years. with dys-
pepsia. she says
MANY times l could not eat anything;
sometimes l drank aflittle hot milk. al
other times the highest food distressed
me so that death would have been gladly
weleomed~as a pelief. wac weak ADJ
liPtless and unable 10 work for want of
sfrength.
Two years ago a dear friend earnestly
Recommended me to try Grape-Nuts as
sbe had found II a most valuable food, l
commenced to use II Immediately and the
benefit l received in an incredibly short
time was almost marvellous.
Words cannot express the JOY and thank
fqlness / felt when I found was relieved
OF that dreadful distress from Indigestion
that I had been experiencing after each
meal.
After continued use. health and strength
retaruAi II besas 20 enjoy life aud so
~amouasmy G3enAs again so much Improved
that remarks we're made about my good
heSith, sleep we'll now. SIT all day wish
perfect ease and oemfort and sew and
work AssiI like. u wish ! could induce
eVsfS sufferer from dyspepsia % use
GraPe-Epts-. Name given by Postum Co.
Battle Greek. Mich.
Omaha daily bee., 1902-10-09
FRENCH MINERS WANT HELP
strikers Appeal for Funds and Pre-
diet Rise In Price of
H.f- Coal.

PARIS, Oct. s,-The committee OF the
striking miners has issued a manifesto ad-
dressed to the comrades In the United
States, England, Germany, Belgium and
Australia. which appeals for and from the
world to the troops mobillsed against
them to remember the conduct OF Colonel
st. Remy in refusing to obey orders dur
ing the Brittany school troubles, which
were contrary to his conscience.
The Temps calculates that the French
miners number 1s2, 900 men, Of which only
10000 belong to the federation. The prob
ability Of a rise in the price of domestic
and factory coal is beginning to be seri-
ously discussed.
h secretary of the mine owners COM
mittee, in an interview predicts dear coal
in Paris this winter. He says the Pennsyl-
vania strike will be partly responsible
for this, as orders have been given In
England to reduce the available stocks
there and to increase the price Of coal ex-
ported to France.
Omaha daily bee., 1902-10-09


= LARAMIE, Wyo., Oct. S.-(Special-)-
Officers. Of the Laramie. .Hahn's Peak &
Pacific railroad and auxiliary enterprises
promoted by the Van. Horn-Miller Trust
of Boston, and, Laramie. announce hat the
sum Of s. ,QO0.0 900, will soon be placed in
the hands Of, President Van Horn at Bos-
ton and that, as soon as the. necessary ar
rangements can be completed there will be
placed in the Boston office a stock board
pq which Will be kent daily the quotations
on the various stocks Of Wyoming corpora
lions IN which the firm is interested. which
prices will be made good by the firm either
as buyers or sellers. This will afford an
opportunity for stockholders to turn in or
sell their stock at any time. This action
Of the promoters of the Laramie, Hahn's
Peak e. Pacific. will stimulate the demand
for stock in the railroad and, as the road
is being built with funds realized from the
sale of common stock, the success Of the
undertaking. so far as having sufficient
money with which to- complete the. road is
concerned seems assured.