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Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1902-07-24
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Ghiebsaerihte etnfmhreu.

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WontreaI benadridtiets has Staats.
Department. bab Der eanabiihe Winis
fer flu Arbeiter Aneeleesnbeitsn i'm
Barlamsnt cine Bill fur Elm 9wanass
S6isossetidt fir @ifsnbabn. anestslie
in gori&lae eebradt. pel@e ipabri&ein.
LID i&on in Der nddften Sisuns anse.
nommsn tperben tpirb. Dieisibs bsiaat.
bnb Giisnbabn . @sfeai6aften. tpsl&e
ibre lnesRelten ausidlieBen. nit elmer
Strafe. pelde BEN ooppelten on Arbsits.
lbbnen slsi&sn 9strase ipdbrenb bss
aodouts elei&tommt. belset tpsrbsn fol.
len uno auberbem ben Arbeitsrn. fur bic
Dnusr bss 2OdOuts boppslis 2Sbne be.
sabIen miieR. Sireifer binseaen io1sn
ben boppslisn 8stras ibres ArbsiisIObnss.
tpelhen is bsrbient baben iplrben, oils
Sirafe sablen. Au& III cine AnRiftune
sur Arbeitsnieberleeuns f@On ftrafbar.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1902-07-24
@anin,s Ruhm.

Dur6 feline 8srbinbans nit BEN atnes
ritanif6en Doaaribnia Worean III Dis
Isttor Balm bon ber Samburs.A msrifa.
einie elm beoeutenbes 2iHt getporben.
Singff fou Der 9anaIer Billion in sinem
Sefprdd nit BEN 8aiier esfaat BADEN :
Der Wann (8aliH) bat ben Sioif juin
Riniitsr in fi@". Der 8aiier fol- bann
nedif4 geautportet babsn: .Dasum
nihi su etnem &sidsfanilsr z"
Prlns 6obenlobe. albert Balm. HIs
ron s. bon 1lsiGrosber, PrOf. bon
GGtrit uno BrOf. bon Balbsper baben
flo Der itinsft orsaniiirtsn @eisQi&aft
,ur 9srbeifabruns bsRsrsr 8s,isbunesn
ben 8~sreinisisn Staatsn unb
SsuIi&Iane anssf&Iohsn.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1902-07-24
amerifanifAe Artiaerie ut Der
beutfben ~aber.~

,,Rauiiiaes 1902" in Der 1iteI Der
neueiten Auseabe zines Warine. Sabrbu.
6es, bns anonpm i'm beuti6sn 8siGss
Warineamt erI6eint. Dasfelbe fteli
cinsn intsrsRanten 8srsIsid spiidsn bsr
neusitsn amsrifanif&en uno beuif&en
MrtiQerie an uno rdumt elm, bab bic
neberleeenbsit in biefer Siniiht aui
Ssitsn Der .amsrifanii&sn S&ladti&ifs
1T. ..aber." beiBt es in BEN 8stidt,
..es III fraelid. Oh abeefebsn bon Der
S&pisriefsit, bas Seuer elmer foIH'
groBen Nnsabl bon @si&1bsn su biriei,
rem. biefelben ni@t chamber bsbinbsrn
unb lire l%berIssene 9siGoBtpitiuns nsu,
traliGrsn."
auf bic amerifanii9sn unb britiihen
1ppen BON 1900 Ionnsn.S abrssuss
lberesbenb. frast Der BsrfaRsr, Oh es
fur Deuti&lanb ratbiam fsi. S&ifs bon
slei&sn Dimsniionen su bauen. gr els
tirt einen AuSipruh bss @apildns Ma.
ban babinsebenb, ba6 bas 8isi eter biz
erobte Iidtieieii Der 6lotts iein mub
als bic zines inoisibusQen S&ifes. uni
bab es besbalb bsfer III. pisle Sdla6t,
i&ife o mittIerer @r6bs unb Isi&ts,
Wanbprirfdbiefeit su bauen, als elm paai
bon uneebeurer @r6Bs unb unisr rieIiesm
Rcfsnauftpnnb. Die S&rift bsiBt baa
gut unb i&lieBt oamit, ba6 pdbrenb q .
bere Slptten bas Displacement b~eeeutsnt
p%erer5bsrten, brau&e bod DeutiGlant
ii& ni&i beunrubi8t su fibIsn.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1902-07-24
Sobfou muste ae retten.

Gin lbsrssi6napptes Damlsin. SRI
Nap eerf aus Dt ct. Souls, babte auI
BEN Wiifiifppi nabssu ibr 2eben Elm.
Sic fabr in elmer iIeinsn gaHt mad BEN
8abspIat bel Pinna Gbatauqua unb fat
bort ben gapt. 8,&monb gsarfon Sob.
Ton babsn. hen SIottsnOffeier. peIder "a
aiuedIos risiirie. ben alien 2oblentaasn
>, Merrimue" i'm 9afeneinsane BON Son.
tiaeo 40 p%erIenfen unb ber baflr bon ben
impuIfpen amerifanii&en Mdbasn faii
,u 9ubs eeifBt tputbe.
.@hrbsn Sic mid rstisn, ipsnn i'd
bineinfsIs 2" rief fe BEN Sobfon 40.
.SslbhperIdnbli@ 2" lautsts bic ant.
mort.
@Isid barauf pIumpis bic Sunsfrau
in bas Dafer unb benz SUbion blisb
ni@ts iibris. ole iie TRANSCRIPTION. Map
mar balb obnmd@tie unb battle bel @ai.
fer asf@Iudt. ala fie bon ibm an 8orb
Der Da9i esbobsH iuurbs.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1902-07-24
saiferiu f@aet diplomatic serins.

Slang Gtsn 1uni. Ssirsidr Der dime.
ffden 8otf4aft flr bic 86nisstr5nune
in 2onoOn. tpurbe gum 8oiidaftsr flr bic
8ereinietsn Staatsn srnannt. Au& fur
8ubIano, 5ranirei& unb StaIien ipurbsn
neue BoiiGaftsr srnannt, unb aus Der
s4rt Der nsusn 81 ipIOmaten" eebt Ger.
Dor. bab bic 8aiierins@ ittlpe ben biplo.
matii&sn Disuff nod INNER for iebr ne.
benii&Ii& bdlt. 8siner Der ernanntsn
BOT fdou pidtiee aemter innsssbabi unb
ale fnb fe nur Wanbarinsn bon Der
2laRe bss blousn 8nopfss. Der nsus
&ineii&s 8ptihaftsr far @afbineton III
Elm nod iunser Nann. Der bic 8srsinie.
ten Staaten sismli& senau isnnt. bsnn
CT Dat in Gale ftubirf. Der bisbsries
&ineff&s Boti@aftsr Bu mar ihon
ldnsft bon Being aus untsrti&tet NOR.
ben, bnb bic 4insff6e Rssierune ibn
anberipsitis au perpenben eeOsnfe. Bu
mar oaber bon Der Rahri&t. bab i'm
Elm RadfcIger srnannt iuuroe. ni@t ion,
berli@ lberrafht.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1902-07-24
RathpIifen prpteftiren.

Sn @ranb 8apibs. Mi& fanb cine
Wafen , 8etfammIuus bon aatbolifen
Rait, in peI6sr bic foIssnbe ReiOIuiiOn
angenommen ipurbe:
,Sn lnbstra&t. bab bic Blonde aIs
cine 2laRs unssrs&t berlsumbet unb 70.
gar nit 8srtreibune unb Bsrluit ibrss
@ieentbums bebrObt iperben, fei Go
,.8d&lofen. baB mir. Der 8ii&of.
bic @sifiidieit unb bic RaiboIiisn bon
@ranb Rapibs. Ri&.. ole Burger Der
8ereinietsn Staten eesen alss nnrs&i
p%rotefiren. bas u~nfsren taiboIifden Bril-,
bern auf ben pbiIippinen sussflet
tuith q"
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1902-07-24
Snnssrte eselente umsetOmmen.

Der 9ampfsr ..emprsb" aus Snbisn
braGte bic Radri@t mad 8ietorin. 3.
g., baB Der dineRids 2rsuaer ,.Sai.
@bee' bel Nlnfine ON 81. Stunt in bic
Buff fog. als auf ibm Elm 6alui for ben
iapanii&en areuser ,.ataso" ssfsusrt
irutbe. Der Saiut tpar 70 fdrmii6,
oab bas sanss BUILDER . Dlueasin Der
..9ai. gbee" s%rplobirts. Bon itrer BE.
iusune bon $50 Nann famen nur siusi
nit BEN 2eben bapon. bic bon Mann.
i&aften bss 1Hnbesireusers ..SsIena"
aus BEN @aHer esfif&t ipurbsn. Nsb.
rere fleine S6ifs. bic in Der Ndbe Der
nSais@bee" aeIeaen batten, tuurben
our& bic @rpIofion ebenfals ssrft5rt uib
ibrs Manni&aften iamen nm.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1902-07-24
DisaeiAt bas Gnse bes 4~releps.


auf sinsm 100 Sub Ianssn prcbs.@ s'
Isiie iuutbsn in @bicaeo BeriuGe nit
einer neuen art Observation-Disclosures
semadt, bsrsn griinbsr Der Medaniier
unb Gleitriier p. %. Settler III. AIs
Rraftquels uerben @lsftro . Maenetsn
ssbrau&t. iusIde spii&sn ben Saisnsn
ansebra&t finb. Der Serfu&stsagen
bate Raum fur feds 9erionen. CT fubr
rfdtDdrts ober b~oripdrts. Ianeiam Ober
f&neI. lie mad 8elieben ieines StbrerS.
ber nur einen ein;ieen 6ebeI ;u bebienen
Dat. 8rsmlen finb fir bisie Nrt Haens,
tii&er Bassn nidt erforberIi&. 8sipdbrt
i& bas nsue Seftem in Der ertpartstsn
Meiie. bann tuerben Troqep'2 eitunesn
balb ale peraIiet uusssipieIt baben.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1902-07-24
Demssratif6e @omtuatipneu.

Sir @uusnnSr ,-Rsbnt G. gathfcn, aus
philadelphia.
Sir bitutsnani : e,cnssrnDr :-gsrrss VI.
@utbrit aus sNlsebfns.
SIR StfrttSr Der iHusrfu Angtltsfnbttish =
Samee Nolan, aus BnIs.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-10-17
Yankee Adventurer to
Seek Land of Colo

The cowboy knight Is now spending
his time between San Francisco. Los
Angeles and Yuma, collecting stores
and arms and making preparations for
the trip to Tiburon island. He has q
boat under construction at Yuma that
will carry his little army down the
Colorado river and out on the Gulf OF
California to the island. Stores and
provisions sufficient for cruise OF
several months will be carried. Each
man will have his own rife, brace
of revolvers and hunting knife -orna-
ments that from long habit with them
have become indispensable even when
on peace missions.
The object of the expedition Is to
try and subjugate the Indians and
acquire the wealth which the island
is known to possess. Meadows has
an option on the island from the Mex.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-10-17
(Special Correspondence

Especial Correspondence.)
The great conQueror, Cortez, and
the other Spanish grandees who sub
Iugated Central America ages ago
have q modern rival to fame In one
Charles Meadows. He is collecting
a force with which to invade Tiburn
island, in the Gulf Of California. the
home of the savage Seri Indians, I'M
doubtedly the most war-like and re.
pulsive people on the American CONT
nent.
Through all the years since Cortez
made Mexico Spanish, the Seri In
dams have defied encroachment Oh
their tiny domain. Although the is
land is claimed as part Of the terri
tory of Mexico, the Indians owe no
allegiance to President Diaz, pay no
tribute and to-day live as indepen-
IDENTIFY and in as fierce savagery as
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-10-17

when, before the coming of white
men, they made war and defended
themselves against the tribes Of the
main land and neighborirg is
lands.
The Serbs were never conquered.
and it is not believed they ever will
be; they may be exterminated, but
never subjected to any rule but that
Of their own making.
In the expedition which Meadows is
fitting out at Yuma, Ariz., there will
be none but men of proved courage.
men who can shoot and fight and en-
dure any hardship. Nearly all Of them
have spent years on Arizona ranges.
engaging in battles with Indians and
bad white men in which only the ft-
test survived.
Charles Meadows, the leader Of the
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-10-17
Not in Any Rush.

Swing low, sweet chariot" ex-
claimed Deacon Darkleigh. Swing
low! Swing raight straight In
lermongst us, en- pick us up w'enst we
amt lookin', en- TEX us off whilst we
,nevah dreamin' dat yo' comm at all!
Swing low, en- swing fast!"
"Hol' on dab, Brotheh Darkleigh,"
shouted Elder SNOWFALL. "Hop on dab.
We doan' wan no ottermobile business
erbout dis yah sweet chariot"
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-10-17
WITH THE TESTERS
lNuMoR OF LIFE PUT UP IN
SMALL PACKAGES.
Opening Of the Hunting Season Duly
ChronicIed Little Circumstances
That cheered Up Unfortunate Man
lin the "Smart Set"
Adding Insult to Injury.

She had Just handed him the frosty
mitt, but he was game to the last
hurdle.
IF you are ever in trouble" he
said, "do not hesitate to lift up your
voice and you will find me Johnny
on the spot"
"I'm in trouble now" answered the
human refrigerator with sigh long
drawn out.
"And behold" exclaimed the unsus.
pecting youth, II am here"
"Yes," she said, that's the trouble
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-10-17
The Easier Way.

"I've been two weeks trying to coax
my husband to give me $50 to buy
new Dress" complained Mrs. Gazzam
to Mrs. Whites.
II never do that"
what do you do?"
II have my new dress charged and
leave my husband to fight 1t out with
the ector."-Harper's Bazaar.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-10-17
Conflict of Opinion.

what bright looking baby!" COM
mented the male caller.
do you think so?" asked the proud
father. You know everybody says 1t
looks just like me-"
"Well, you believe what tell you,
old man." replied the caller, soothing
ly. 1.-The others are jealous-that's
what's the matter with them"
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-10-17
Might Be She Bumps.

"That man is phrenologist, Pat"
"A what?" asked Pat, puzzled.
"A phrenologist."
can sure, what's that, sorr?"
"Why, a man that can tell, by feel
ing the bumps on your head, what
kind of a man you are"
Bumps on my head, is it?" ex-
claimed Pat "Begorra, then, l think 1t
would give him more of an idea what
kind of a woman me wife isl"
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-10-17
Troubles Still Ahead.

Troubles Still Ahead.
WELL" said the lady who was en-.
deavoring to give the widow consola.
ton on the way home from the ceme-
terry, "the worst is over now"
'T'm afraid not" answered the af.
ficted one, "the lawyer says there's .
bad flaw in one of the insurance poll.
cies."
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-10-17
Up Against a Frost.

Jack-So you managed to get &C
Quainted with Miss Millyuns at the
seashore, Ell?
Tom-Yes. She dropped her hand
kerchief on the beach, and after pick
ing it up l made a few remarks for
the purpose Of breaking the ice as
1T were.
Jask-And was your ice-breaking
effort success?
Tom-Oh, yes; but didn't cut any.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-10-17

Have you any more dunsS" inquired
the sultan Of Turkey.
"A few" answered the court ON
cial.
well, let me have them"
II hope your majesty IL not going
to allow yourself to be personally
worried by these importunate-"
mot at all. The pearl Of the harem
wants them. She 10 making An auto
graph collection"
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-10-17
His Case Not So Bad After All.

His Case Not So Bad After All.
.Ah, it's a sad old world" sighed
the man who had been cheated out OF
$50.
eyes," assented his neighbor; "one
of my horses got his head fast In the
hayrack last night and broke his neck.
was offered 5000 for him less than
q month ago."
"Pshaw! That's too bad. Looks as
though it was goin' to brighten up,
don't it," And he went on his way
whistling cheerfully.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-10-17
arouuht Him 70 TIme.

Brought Him to Time.
Mary-"George. I have heard you
spoken of frequently as successful
business man"
George am that. Why?"
MAXWELL, considering the fact
that you have been visiting me for
three years, think you should main
tain your reputation and talk bust
ness"
He maintained his reputation.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-10-17
Out Of Sorts.

"See here" said the conceited
young stump speaker. you promised
to print my speech in full, and you
haven't given more than half OF It,"
Eyes," replied the editor Of the
county paper, "but didn't promise to
buy the extra fonts Of capital Is
we found we'd need"
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-10-17
In "the Smart set.n

IT understand the old phrase about
marrying and giving in marriage Is
now considered obsolete in Gotham's
swell set"
How have they changed it,"
"Why, they speak Of marrying and
buying in marriage"
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-10-17
Still Under the Spell.

Mrs. Powers-Hezekiah, If you were
to live your life all over again, and 1t
came to the matter Of choosing wife,
do you think you would choose me?"
Mr.. Powers submissively-There's
no doubt about it, Maria, provided you
wanted me.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-10-17

lean government and will purchase It
II the Indians are subdued. Those who
know the Serbs well say that this will
be difficult task. The Serbs are fe-
rocious in their nature and will I'M
doubtedly fight to the last ditch. They
have the reputation of being canni-
balls and for this reason it is deemed
an honor in Sonora to have killed a
Seri. The males among them arc
powerfully built and average over six
feet in hight.
The island is believed to contain
veins of silver and gold. Several
times the Mexican government re.
solved to send force to the islands
to exterminate the natives, but for
some reason the expeditions have new
err been undertaken. Such an expedi-
ton is always suggested after the re-
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-10-17

His Sympathetic Feeling.
1.-THE days are growing shorter" re-
marked Simplemuss.
They have my sympathy" remark
ed the Wise Guy; Il have the best OF
them"
How so?"
II can't be any shorter than am
now"
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-10-17
oIoveIess PreIImlnaries.

Dinwiddie-The governor of Ken
lucky is trying to stop prize fight
scheduled for that state.
Van Braam-Yes, the Kentucky au.
thorities will endeavor to handle this
glove contest without gloves.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-10-17
Case Was Hopeless.

Case Was Hopeless.
"But he comes from one of the best
families" urged the mother.
"Oh, yes, know" she said, YEARLY.
but couldn't he be induced to re-
turn?"
And then her parent knew It was OF
no further use trying to arrange the
match.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-10-17
A ChiId,s Frankness.

Little Bobby was inspecting the new
baby for the first time, and his dictum
was as follows:
81 s'pose it's nice enough, what
there is of it-but I'm sorry it amt a
parrot"
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-10-17
What Did She Mean2

Mr.. Dearone-"Fancy! put my
hat on that wet towel. wonder on
what ridiculous thing shall place it
next?"
Mrs. Dearone-"On your head,
suppose, love-"
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-10-17
A shade Ahead. (.

Eyes, ! believe in ghosts. l have
seen at least one in my life"
We'll. have never seen sny. 'rou
have q shade the best Of me- !.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-10-17

port of a massacre has reached the
capital, but before the resolution can
be carried into effect the massacre is
forgotten and the agitation ceases.
Once President Diaz was about to
send soldiers to the islands, but be-
fore the command was given the
Washington chronological bureau asked
to be allowed to collect data of the
queer race of people before it was
made extinct, and that was the last
heard of either the data or the expedi.
ton.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-10-17

expedition, is man of wonderful
courage and energy. He is not the
rough and wild person that his favor
lite cognomen, Arizona Charlie" in
dictates, but as modest of manner as
a hazed freshman and as polished as
a Fifth avenue swell. His CONVERSE
ton is that of the cultured traveller,
not bit of the wild and woolly west
erner In stature he is six feet four
inches, as 1.-the as one of j. Fenimore
Cooper's Indian heroes and In years
he Il oneor two less than 40.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-10-17
Condensed.

Side Show Man-See here, your
paper said the biggest snake in my
state fair show was twenty feet long.
when it's really thirty-one feet.
Editor-Sorry, but we were crowded
for space yesterday and had to cut
everything down.-Indianapol News.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-10-17
Sorry He Spoke.

Sorry He Spoke.
Little Girl-"Please, sir, mamma
wants spool Of red silk"
Crusty Shopkeeper-"Why didn't
your mother have sense enough to tell
you the exact shade of red?"
Little Girl-"She did, sir; she said
hbout the color of your nose"
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-10-17
Philosophical Observations
By BYRON WILLIAMS

i i
Did you ever ponder on nevsDps
their home use
@ u: u: :s !. E; ; s::;, s s Q:
Then the shelves The % IN Sssr the pan
The very good UNDERMINING for carpets clean
This is much better
the old way Of placing straw Dsneat ,ne occasional
which and then get into the straw pile ana ~ ~
Dusty Rhodes has .s. d Dssss
Verify kept from @ tns oSd not
They are not apt to tss2 .ss Tni
ladies who are trying get seaoy00s
moth prevenatives newspapers are
this buy canine h aue
Pepper freely closet If the news
real hot s tory wnl mot as Will
also useful the toilet 'na
As goat fodder newspapers have no superior even " CANS ''A
picnic ns are @ rum
when she to stay all night with re Oh mo
Newspapers are used do up we'll as in
domestic ,.,.s,.r. nsv,naner noncon-
Therefore woman VINO
newspaper makes an excellent
Housewives find newspapers Of the ice
proons hours ~ ,,. nj.
newspapers may also be used to wrap winter
soapstone and making
who has Toots out for segna
again est
American nwsdp Newspapers d a
and their popularity with the a sex not
The coo supplement newspaper the colored
and set in the pantry OF
mans kill c0ckroaches ,.
AS window pishers newspapers have no equal thus assisting " "
long been in use as lamp chimney cleaners thereby as
is simply Indispensable 1t is
reliable expode and is always handy x o.,
in the park find n~spa as ns @
spreading newly vanished or chairs
johnnie could not Thus many
editorial elevated above its original eminence -
into mimic men Thereby many %
nent that editorial writer knows not his own ha a Laura m
When the towel has forgotten to come
@ ssapea n NEXT on so h 's s00's'
housewife rolls ties string around the middle
All needs ingenuity the papers strns-and
It is said by used in the
stufhng belief in
answer ert this purpose being light clearly
time She wraps them intel
ecu sheets % o1 s % h does faithfully every three
months Into bits then M sas aw ae m @
carefully the
will ke and snap in the bed '0verlet than usual Out
Newspapers are often assd to Sa over inc Oa' "
winter raise the window sash and shut
What would the agpicker rag
mutaious and to con-
would be like stayn until the close OF
eoperaor a contnu Chicago vaudeville
owith ranarchi
which escape and leave
dynamite An rmn has moved
toa mendth taking the anarchists away out to
Some Ways leaving them hunt their own island
Dealing With areo things might do to the
Anarchist sheep herders
better citizen
the TO the mad
hou
drastic be recommended Give each
shrtta full OF
will be meek and lowy
Etbe the handles on coffin will be rope!
and
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-10-17

A Sure Winner.
do you think there is any prospect
of inventing a flying machince that
will be commercially useful"
Certainly" answered the aeronaut.
81 have one which is bound to mako
money. All you have to do is to get
people to pay for the privilege Of see
ing 1t 60 up"
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-10-17
MIuht Be Worse.

Mrs. Parvenu-And then the whole
awful story got into the papers.
Mrs. Beenthere oh. well, matters
might be still worse. II might have
hoeu dramatized.--Judg "A
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-10-17

No Wonder.
Doris-Yes, she was furious about
the way in which that paper reported
her marriage.
Helen-Did it allude to her age?
Doris-Indirectly. 1t stated that
"Miss Olde and Mr.. Yale were mar
ried, the latter being well known
collector Of antiquities"
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-10-17

It-Ya.as-1 love music, but
stwange to say l can't carry a single
air in my head.
She-lt is strange. There's room
enough for a whole opera?
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1902-02-20

A retired sea captainand lawyer,
who were always ut loggerheads,
lived next door to each other. One
very windy night the lawyer was
reading a book in his stndv when a
terrible crash upstairs startled him.
Upon investigation he found that
a chimney had hurled itself through
his roof, doing considerable damage,
and soon discovered that it was the
sea captains chimney. fastening
down to his library he pulled out
his law books and hunted up similar
cases, devising and scheming how
he could secure satisfaction'fromt the
detestable captain.
While thus engaged note arrived
from his enemy that read as follows:
IF you don / return those bricks
| will put the matter in the hands
Of the law, It'd Bits.
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1902-02-20
Saint MARI S Beacon.


They were sitting in the corner
grocery store, exchanging the con-
fdences of the fishing season, and as
the conversation progressed the
stories steadily increased in size.
At last, says the New York Times,
the tall, lank man on the cracker
barrel pulled himself together and
began:
II went down TO the river this
morning, and although the water
was high almost 10 food, ] took a
1O-foot pike
stop there!'' exclaimed the fat
man with the corncob pipe. Tell
us you took an eight-pound trout
and III sit idly BY. But a ten-fooi
pike, never y
IT took a ten-foot pike pole, con-
tinued the unruified man on the
cracker barrel, land in less than
five minutes hooked out a 15-foot
bass
''See here! See here I" shouted
the owner OF the grocery. You II
have TO go away from here to finish
that story. haven 'tany lightning.
rods in this store yet.
II hooked out o 15-foot Eastwood
log, persisted the tall man, "and
was going TO ask how much you
think / can get for it. Youths
Companion.