The Lamar register., 1902-09-10

The curse OF litigation seems still e'
to hang over the Fair millions.
Too much thinking on the subject "
of microbes will dull the heartiest ap- -,
petite. u
There Is double reason for calling
1t hard coal. since 1t has become so -,
hard to get. II
The fact that coal and diamonds are NJ
chemically identical ceases to wear an RI
air of paradox. NJ
An Indiana man burned up $4,000 in d,
greenbacks before committing suicide. er
Is this patriotism? nj
Grave diggers are taking risks when lie
they go on strike. There are no RI
strikes at crematorles. "
Since his fathers will was read at
young Mr.. Mackay has not had to w
worry about his board bill. ei
We have not read the coronation 81 81
ode written by William Winter, but it - ~
is better than Alfred Austin's.
King Edward should remember that A,
uneasy lies the head that doesn't take w
off its crown on going to bed it.
President Castro should know how Mt
to take his medicine. 1t is the same 1t
doseshe has served out to others. ID
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The viceroy of Chill means we'll =
enough, but his proclamation reads sll
Ike something from comic opera. OF
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Heari Rochefort OF Paris wears III
strawshat which is said to have cos,
81 600; but then one can say anything. ~ ~
tits a severe strain on the transpor- 70
taton facilities to move even the
stories that are told of this years ho
crops. ho
1t is to be hoped that the rest OF en-
the South American republics will
not insist positively on having revo- be
lut'ons now. fe
p,
England is drinking California wine. re
with California on the label and he
likewise on the cork. Will the "inva-
sion" never end? vi
1t takes courage to buy big daily y, ~,
newspaper only to suppress it, as Mr.. IN IN
Ochs has practically suppressed tho
Philadelphia Times. w
One ambitious and able-bodied mos 81
quito will cause more bloodshed than on
all the Central American and Haitian tw
warriors put together til
One of the first signs of autumn is III
the fprima donnas annual interview as
about the fabulous salary she has had ~
to decline because of a previous con. oo
tract. er a
The farmers 10000, 900 trust will!
not need to go east after financial w, ,v
assistance II IT can hold on to its Il,
products until the east really needs he
them. TO
American women led all others for NJ
costly jewels at the coronation, fact Sc
which the customs officers in New
York will try to recall little later in cll
the year. NJ
The empress dowager has caught III
another Chinese reformer and suggest m
ed that he be sent to the place where w
reforms are either unnecessary or i'm III
possible.
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Possibly the cigars that Texas rail- w
road is Offering as a bonus to travel W.
ers are of the kind that make the dis. Il
comforts of travel seem as nothing by IN
comparison. ~
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Because a waitress hands a GUS hs
toner piece Of peach pie when he th
says Give me the kind that re.
sembles YOU" would you accuse her he
of being egotistical? pr
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Really that New York woman who eN
Is suing her first husband for abandon. al
ment after she has tried six other re
matrimonial ventures is paying him q ". W
very high compliment. =, %
III
The lady who drenched her husband
in vitriol must have been an cxtrava- h,
CANT housewife. 1t is not necessary &C
to have more than few ounces of of
the fluid about. Besides there was 81
her temper. d'
n,
Since the walls of Solomons temple "
have been discovered in Samaria and -,
Noahs ark has been found in Green h,
land, there appears to be a chance for
some scientist to locate Adam and q,
Ewes first tepee. d