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The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1902-01-23

LADIES'.
Bargain Store Special Sale for 1909
From January 13 to February 4.
Closing out orr fall and winter wrap.
eapes, Jackets, coats. furs, wastskirts and
tailor made suits. All these garments mr.
to date no old styles to offer. all bought
for our fail and winter trade. We mean
btsinessr Prices will be made that will
move these goods quick. Come early
before sizes are broken.
FITzGERALD 6 LOCKE
Cows ana calves for sale
Fifty head of cows and calves for sale.
VIII sell on part time TO right party. In
qnie OF VICTOR CARSON.
100 acres of pasture land for rent Al
miles west of Ford. EUGENE TAYLOR.
Nokomis, Ill. or Russell & Crane. Dodge
City. Reference any business house in
Nokoms.
For RENT-Large, pleasant south room.
9th house north of rink. Also two con-
tiguous rooms for light housekeeping.
MRS. j. G. BAIRD
Now is the time to pay your subscrip-
ton to the GLOBE REPUBLIcAN. Those
in arrears will please come ane settle.
Old furniture made as good as new
Upholster work we'll done
6. A. FRANCIS,
At home of a. J. Freeman
For Sale Cheap.
Seventy five Gen,Iemen.s tailor-made
suits.
These suits are custom made misffts
Bargains for those wanting a good suit
for small outlay
Also fifty pair misf1t tailor made
trousers. BARGAIN STORE.
Teachers Examination
First quarterly examination of Ford
county teachers will be held at the Third
Ward School house, Dodge City, Kas.,
Jan. %, 1902. Commencing at : 80 a M.
CHAs. e. I4oPP,
Co. Supt.
For SALE-Fresh young COW and calf.
good mixer. $50. Inquire of
If NIKE DIVER
Wanted
Correspondence with people who have
mortgages on lands for sale. VIII also buy
Ford and Gray county lands. Give lowest
price on lands. Address,
f. NJ. LUTHER,
limo Cimarron, Kausas.
Four room brick dwelling, with good
we'll. This is a bargain. See GORDON
L. FINLEY. limo
Rubber Stamps, Dates, Stencils, Etc
the Rink.
For Sale
Buggy, harness, saddle, bookcase.
couch, dresser, tables, he ating stove and
Of her hous ehold articles.
VIM r. GARDNER
Dr.. Caldwell's Syrup Pepsin sweetens
the breath. Sold by Palace Drug Co.
Is Your Hair Falling Out!
Do you have an itching scalp from
dandruff. Send for a ST 90 bottle of
. Hyde-s Hair Retainer Stops hair
fl ON falling and cures dandruff.
j. j. HYDE & Co.,
Hays City, Kansas.
can now fill orders for
RUEGRY
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1902-06-15
Notice.

A meeting of all the subscribers
to the bridge fund is hereby called
for Monday night, June 10th. The
meeting will be held in the opera
house. Officers will be elected,
committees appointed and other
business transacted. 1t will also
be in order to discuss the organi
zation Of stock company Of those
who have subscribed towards con
structing the bridges, and all such
must attend Scott Jones, James
Pettyjohn, WIN. F. Granlee, com.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1902-06-15

Tne school census shows 3 won
derfuI growth In the population
OF the city during the past two
years, and especially during the
present year. The report does
not, Of course, show the increase
in the number OF business houses
mills, or plants, but the mere fact
that the city has more than doub-
led lis population in two years
is Of itself proof to the outside
world that there must have been
a corresponding increase in the
volume Of business and in the
number Of basiness houses.
There has been such correspond
ing increase, and one OF the most
frequent remarks made by the
visitor to Chickasha is that the
city is making greater and sursr
growth than any city in.the south
west Think Of an increase Of
100 per cont in two years and
then compare notes with some of
the other so-caIled cities Of the
territories.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1902-06-15
Camping In Colorado

Is one Of the most delightful
and inexpensive ways ol spending
a vacation. A book with the
above title, containing full details
Of where to go, necessary camp
equipment, and its cost, either
purchased OF rented, with full and
accurate Information for the in
experienced, is being prepared by
by the Great Rock Island Route,
and will be sent free, with other
Colorado literature, on application
70 f. w. Thompson A q p A,
Topeka, Kas. You will be as
tonlshed to End how cheaply the
outing can be made. Il.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1902-06-15

The Indian Territory will have
TO worry along another year al
least without remedial legislation,
The eclipse OF the Moon bill means
no legislation of any nature for it:
people, and in consequence the
confusion of conditions there will
be worse confused. There is
abcut only one consolation for the
people of the Indian Territory:
They are degree or two further
removed from absolute subjuga-
tion than the Fiiipinos,-Oklaho-
man.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1902-06-15
b. Y. P. U. PROGRAM.
JUNE Is. 1902.

Subject. "Why total Abstinence
is Beat.v
Leader. Miss Myrtle Charlie
vile. -: -
Song. lord I Care Not for
Riches.v
Song, "stand up, Stand up for
Jesus"
/. "The Tipping Christian as a
stumbling Block" Miss Mamie
Prestridge.
2. "The Danger of TippIers."
Miss Bertha Lacy.
3. "How Drunkness Lsads to
scofIng and finally to Destruc
tion.D Miss Atkinson.
A. "What Importance is the
Study of Temperance to B Y P
U.s." Mrs. B @ Elliott.
Reading. Miss Ruby claycomb
Song. "savior Lead me-" /.
"Form a Purpose Early and
Stick to it." Mrs. Wood.
Song. "when Christians Vote
as they Pray"
All are cordially invited to
meet with US from 1880 to $50 p.
N,
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1902-06-15
Commercial school.

On Monday, May goth, l shall
reopen my commercial school in
Chickasha.
Now is The time to acquire a
knowledge Of bookkeeping, bust
ness arithmetic, Shorthand, busi-
ness correspondence, etc. II you
contemplate entering The school. il
is best that y0u do so al once and
gel full benefit Of The course. For
catalogue OF school, call at post.
Office book store.
q J. P. Vincent.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1902-06-15
THE Posr OFFICE.

Chickatha now has a postofIice
somewhat in keeping with the
size and Importance of the city.
The new quarters in the Griffin
building have deem refitted entire
ly and the floor space is now large
enough to accommodate an ordI-
nary crowd Of customers.
The Office has been provided
with a large fire proof vault and a
400-ton fire and BURGLAR proof
safe. Three hundred lock boxes
have been added and the old call
boxes have been discontinued.
Two delivery windows are now in
use, one for letters from A to L
the other from NJ to q.
A large combination table, made
up Ofa stamping table, dlstribut-
ing case and table, and a 22-bag
rack and dumping table has re-
Gently been added to the equip
ment.
The money order and stamp
windows are conveniently placed
as are the drop letter boxes. es-
pecially for city and out OF town
mail. City mail is distributed
every hour and patrons should be
careful to drop mail in proper.
boxes. in order to insure prompt
distribution.
Ih0 Office force consists Of Post.
master J. A. Rose and Of seven
efficient clerks. After the first Of
July the Office will be.adyanoed to
the eecond-ciasa and the post
masters salary increased from
Al 600 n AZ .9oo har var.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1902-06-15

A few gallons OF kerosene oil
poured on the ponds that infest
the city would kill of some OF the
mosquitoes and might Iubricate
the throats OF the myriad Of frogs
that nightly bay the'moon.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1902-06-15
OUR OWN TERRITORY.
Bits of News From o yer the
New Eden.

Dr.. George Keith, residing six
miles southeast Of Talahina, has
been removed from the territory
for failure to comply with the re-
quiTements Of the Choctaw Medi-
cal law.
Advice from Tuskahoma say the
Indian convention adjourned IN a
row. Dukes claims the nomination
by majority OF four, and Nc
Curtain also claims the nomina-
ton. Dukes and MeCurtain will
appear before the people as the
rugnlar nominees.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1902-06-15
ArlQSt & HDNngSVOTl for ViNlnNS, Pumps and 7lV0IE.



An ordinance providing for a
special election TO be held in the
city Of Chick asha, TO determine
the question Of issniDg school and
sewer bonds, specifying the
amount Of each TO De issued, levy
inf a tax sufficient to pay the in
terest on same and 10 provide q
sinking fund Tor the payment OF
tile same a. matuity and fo- no
other purposes.
Be il ordained by the city coun-
ell OF the city OF Chiekasha;
See. That the mayor OF the
city Of Chickasha is hereby au- !
thorized and directed 60 call a
special election 10 be held IN the
city of Chiekaslia, 10 be h~ld not
not later than Monday the 30ih
day Of june 1902, for the purpose
Of voting on the question of issu-
ing sixty-five thousand dollars in
school bonds, aud twenty five
thousand dollars in sewer bonds,
49, osa1lNs ln.e11ss ... ~ ~ "a "a
y - reA wv X. ''N..'- - -
date Of issne.
oee. - :. n"as - snoh snos cuds shan .o
have printed on The tickets. ..For
the issuance Of sixty five thousand
dollars K ner cent % vaar school
uol'sl w eeHs ~ , s"' s.'oos
soi.us. ... a. - - ns .'.-.0 80,
/" ~, elisS ~ 'o sno s,., s'1anr' . ~, .so.e -
~ car se"ei ponU' . '-ne sAoSs ~
1919 a"'.s NJ 80 ua's
suon oonue M ,s. 80, 10 ~ ,ss = ~
'rsiI .'e@es, sa'"ss s., M ''s su,,a-e n,in~e
- s'1'J 90 ac 'Ao'7.'n t,.as, ...a- Sv'ls' ;,
. pel oen' -, ~ 80 sonoos D,na3 ,,,',.
= sa'nos .,sa 'ne 3su~ns1 asl,a-s =, ,or ,"e aa,,
az ,o snous@-r .S.-'S.. ,.ssaa e's's'. Z ;, 7 r.
~ 1aA so"T, M. oS.V .,1 .ha,,
.u,1h Heo' - .,aai;on 's s's - = &c nrov;.led
90 s.os g.. Si, hoidiaa snooiaI 49,
~ "a" a. ~ no.1,s .. I'll ho haId
s.o1s auu ',s ,''o 'asa ~ 49,, ,',aa.ar - ~
r,a ,ea.,'Srd III ,so,5,,'r, s,ao,sl Leo
t;ons u c,t;as md towns
SER 4 That if two-thirds of
the onaified voters of the city of
Cbiekasha voting nj snch cleo
i'm ehall vote for tha Issuance
~ eithnr ~ hotb If SAID bonds. |
ira said honda shall ne issued as
is orovided nv Iawr and there
herehv levied an animal tax on ali |
tavablo nronertv within fhe corr
norete, fmits the citv Of Chick
asha thvee ana one-fourth mIlIs ou
ne dollar the proceeds Of which |
tax shall he used n having the
animal interest on sa,I school |
hopda and TO nrovide a sinking
fnnd for the navmant Of the prin. |
oinaI thereof IN the dollar al ma.
rurity. And one and three fourth
mills il hereby levied ON all the
.axable propertv within the cor.
norate limits of the citv of Chick
ssba the nroceeds Of which tax |
shall be used for paving Tie an
n.1 ;n,orost o. soid sever
- "a 80 ~ ,rc,,;da e;rb,no
,'..s So's9 - ,,- " -. 81 ,se rr,a
luuu ., - 80 w P"s - as,,.,ts ~ sna
a u 60 ,,.ii i ',s ;s,.araa
Ia'1 I'a asad , I'll ~ anv othsT nnrnoss
S,.'h Se sseo soss ~ .baII a he o ca,,a,.tsa bv
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1902-06-15
ST. LUKE's CHURCH.

Sunday school at 9;45 o'clock in
the morning. Morning prayer and
services at IL o'clock. Rev. r.
D. Baldwin of Lawton will con =
duct the service and preach. All
are invited to attend. The church
is located three blocks west Of
the postofice.
Rev. J. M. Wright,
Minister in charge.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1902-06-15
LAST WEEK
IN SOCIETY.

XVXXXXVWVXVO
j. W. Murphy and wife. Of
Apoche, Okla, are visiting frieAds
in the city.
Mrs. Charles t. Haynes, Of
Weatherford, Texas. is yiaIiing
her parents, Mr. and. Mrs. R. f.
whitley.
Miss Marie Auien left last night
for a visit with relatives At Knots
willie, Iowa.
Mrs. Y. 6. Booth. who has been
visiting her mother in Lockwood,
Mo-, will start Monday on an ex-
tended visit to Denver and other
western points.
I T
Mrs. ID: L. Strong and daugh-
ttrs, Ola and Taeie, Of Sherman.
Texas, are visiting Scott Jones,
Mrs. Strong's brother.
-.
Walker Trueblood. late Of
Shawnee, Okla, manager of the
Lhickasha new compress, will
bring his family to this city to
reside.
Frank NJ. Bailey, Of the law firm
Of Holding s. Bailey, left Friday
Mississippi where he will spend
the remainder Of the month visit
ing relatives and friends.
-
Mrs. J.. W. Light left Tuesday
TO spend a few weeks with her
husband, in Wynnewood.
Miss Manly returned the first
Of the week TO her home in Louis
Vile, KY, after a very pleasant
visit OF several months with her
cousins, Mr., and Mrs. Eugene
Hamilton.
The ladies of the New OentAry
club will entertair their husbands
tuesday evening at the residence
Of Mrs. j. q. Smith.
The Saturday Afternoon Whist
club was entertained by Mrs. w.
L. Peters at her home on Chicka
sha avenue. After six games were
played deliciou refreshments were
cerved of pineapple ice and cake.
The first prize was won by Mrs.
Grayson and Mrs, Hampton car
ried Of the boobv prize.
Mrs. E. Hamilton leaves Wed
nesday for Iowa to spend the
summer months with friends.
Claude T, Erwin, OF the Oitl
zens National bank, left Friday to
spend several days in Kansas Oity
-
Harry Elliot, of sapulpa, came
in Friday to spend several days
with bis wife.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1902-06-15

Regular services at the Baptist
church today. Two years ago to
day the present pastor preached
his first sermon In Chickasha. He
hopes to see just as many as pos
slble, and every member of the
church out at IL O'Clock service
today. All are cordially invited
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1902-06-15

Christian church Preaching
II a. m. and $50 p. m. Sunday
school 10 a. m. c. e. z to 8
p. m. r. Il. Simmans. Pastor.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1902-06-15

Wellesly, the tailor. has q repu
tation for turning ont fine fitting
pants that is above par
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1902-06-15

Smoke Santa MarriIia Eve cent
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1902-06-15

The ladies of the New Oentary
club will entertair their husbands
tuesday evening at the residence
of Mrs. j. q. Smith.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1902-06-15

Frank NJ. Bailey, Of the law firm
of Holding s. Bailey, left Friday
Mississippi where he will spend
the remainder of the month visit
ing relatives and friends.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1902-06-15

Miss Manly returned the first
Of the week to her home in Louis
vile, KY, after a very pleasant
visit OF several months with her
cousins, Mr., and Mrs. Eugene
Hamilton.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1902-06-15

Mrs. J.. W. Light left Tuesday
10 spend a few weeks with her
husband, in Wynnewood.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1902-06-15
Want OoIdnD
~-~-7--~-1-7-1-0-1-0-
Eoz zEeTT.

Rooms For Rent-For light
house keeping. Inquire at Mrs;
J. p. Vincent's, corner Of Idaho
and Seventh street. II
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1902-06-15

Walker Trueblood, late Of
Shawnee, Okla, manager of the
Lhickasha new compress, will
bring his family to this city to
reside.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1902-06-15

Miss Marie Auten left last night
for a visit with relatives At Knots
vile, Iowa.
Holbrook argus., 1902-04-19
Taylor.

Mail driver John Alfred is spending a few days at home.
 Born, to the wife of J. B. War ner, a son. Mother and child hoing well.
 Mrs. Penney is home again from Holbrook where she has been visiting her daughter.
 Mrs. C. M. Jenning has been very sick lately, but we are pleased to say she is a little better today.
 The weather is beautiful, the fruit trees are all out in bloom, filling the air with their sweet perfume.
 Quite a number of the men and boys left here for the shear ing pens of Jos. Sponseller, Adams county.
 Messrs. John and Ezra Hatch and wives have returned from the Salt Beach. They enjoyed their trip very much.
 On the 11th inst w. K. Wills, N. A. Brimhall, Bert Allen, Aquilla Standiford and Len Jen- sen left here for Jacks Canon to shear sheep.
Holbrook argus., 1902-04-19
From Our
 Neighbors
Whiteriver.

Weather is warm and dry and the river is past its flood time.
 Today, April Il, was white and red Indian ration day and the eatables have vanished.
 Mir. Osburn is at Holbrook where he has gone to meet his daughter, who intends making a protracted stay on the reserva- ton.
 A cowboy from Clifton broke out with small pox at Barrett's cow camp on Bonito last week. He was at once removed to the hospital at the post and every precaution was used to prevent the spread of the disease, but two of Barrett's men have re- gently broke out with the dis ease. The Indians on learning of the breaking out of the awful disease, to interpret their words for it, pulled their freight" to the hills, but have since returned and are being vaccinated by Dr. Holt. Therc'll be some sore arms soon, and some o, my's. All wlio have broken out with the dis ease are doing well.
Holbrook argus., 1902-04-19
Snowflake.

Miss Henrietta Pearce is home again.
 John McLaws of St. Joseph is finishing some of the rooms in the academy.
 The board of directors of the A. C. M. I. held their quarterly meeting Tuesday evening.
 The weather is delightful, Sum- ny days and moonlight nights. Some of the young people have taken advantage of the beautiful evenings and gone driving.
Holbrook argus., 1902-04-19
6. s. REED, N. D.,
Colonist Rates from the East to Cali-
 fOrnia Common Points.


 Colonfst rates to California common points, which will also apply to intermediate points on direct lines, have been authorized under the following arrangements for tickets wcstbound only:
 From Chicago, $33; from St. Louis, Memphis, New Orleans and common Mississippi river points, $3O; from Kansas City, St. Joseph, Atchison, Omaha, Fort Worth, Houston and con- mon Missouri river points, $25. Tickets will be second-class only, and limited to continuous pass age from starting point to des- tination and will be sold daily during the months of March and April, 1902.
 (. H. BROWN, Agent.
Holbrook argus., 1902-04-19

Reliable man for Manager oi a Branch Office wish to open in this vicinity. Here is a good opening for the right man. Kindly give good reference when writing.
 THE A. T. MORRIS WHOLE SALE HOUSE, Cincinnati, Ohio. Illustrated catalogue 4c stamps.
 Men who try to pinch others usually hurt themselves.
Holbrook argus., 1902-04-19

President Jesse N. Smith re- turned home Sunday. He reports having had an enjoyable time. Miss Ellen Adair came with him She has been visiting friends in Utah.
Tombstone epitaph., 1902-02-23
Popular Ioothache Cure.

Larlo--H -HaI.oa, what's up? You lo~k a happy as if you'd just faEen keir % - .L.4!pu.
 Benjamin That's how I feel. One of m! teeth has been dimes jumping out ui my head for week, a@t this morning l decided that cOu.lu' stand !, longer. 50 l went 10 the dentists to have 3, out.
 Laa-.r-Ah. and you've got rid ot the ,roun.,so thing. Well. tha, w"u.- -atl-a.iy-
 BeHjaui.n-No. Wha, ,ickles me il that the dentist wasn't in.-Tit-Bits.
Tombstone epitaph., 1902-02-23
A. W. GASLEON,
Az su al.

Great grief. man! Whats hap pened to you7 Have you been kicked in the face by mule2"
 No. Our cooks husband. from whom she got divorce several months ago, has been coming around bothering her. and last night she got after him with a couple of fatirons."
 But what has that to do with your case?"
 "I was an innocent bystander."- Chicago Record-Herald.
Tombstone epitaph., 1902-02-23
A Case in Point

Mrs. Manning-John, believe you are the biggest liar in the world. The fact is, you don't care fig for me, or you wouldn't try to deceive me all this time. There was 6 time when you said l was the best and sweetest woman on earth.
 Mir. Manning-And you believed it. Then why can't you believe the little fbs l tell you now?-Bo<ton Tran script
Tombstone epitaph., 1902-02-23
Hard Luck.

"Aren't you glad you are living in this age of invention?" exclaimed the thin man with the wart on his nose.
 Cant say I am." repHed the bald headed man. You see, married . widow. and she's go; a photograph that she is forever having grind out records that her first husband mads!" -Brooklyn Eagle
Tombstone epitaph., 1902-02-23
One Den milton,

What is the difference between c statesman and Q politician?" asked the little boy who wants to grow uP to be wise.
 "A statesman" said the man of great practical force, lis the man who if studying what the constitution of the United States means. while the other people are hustling to get yotes."- Washington Star.
Tombstone epitaph., 1902-02-23
Sweet Charity,

Mrs. Gossippe-It is a positive shame to see how poorly Mrs. Chsrites clothes her children.
 Mrs. Clubb-But you must not for get, my dear, that her time is so much taken up with noble slum work that she has no time to look after them Ohio State Journal.
Tombstone epitaph., 1902-02-23
EGGS FOR SALE,

I have pure strain, single comb, white Leghorn eggs for sale at S1.00 per setting; also pure strain white Plymouth Rock eggs for Sl.5O per set ting also white Pekin duck eggs for sale. Write
 BURT NoRcRoss,
 St. David, A. T
Tombstone epitaph., 1902-02-23
Too Literally Harnontous.

Haberdasher-What ix this you have done to Vanity? He declares you have insulted him, and that he will never buy another penny's worth in this store.
 Clerk-Why, he came in and said that he wanted a complete outfit that har- monized with his physique. l glanced down al his legs and laid c bow tie on the show case. and before I could dig up the other things he was gone.-Los Angeles Herald.
Tombstone epitaph., 1902-02-23
A Bitter Blow.
-Philadell

ing its injured limb 10 less painful Po- sition on the slippery pavement. lis indeed the irony of fate"
 Do you refer" asked it's unhar- messed mate. sympat he ticaliy, ",o the proverb concerning 2 naughty spirit before fall?"
 "No." replied the horse: but l have just heard them call for an automobile ambulance to carry me to the vetsr- ipsry hospitAL"-Town Topics.
Tombstone epitaph., 1902-02-23
A m biRuoua.

He may mean well" said the young doctor. but don't exactly like the tone of his letter"
 Whats the msttsr7" inquired the old practitioner.
 Jones, the undertaken. writes and says that if I will send my Pa tients to him he will guarantee them sstisfae- &on."-Judge
Tombstone epitaph., 1902-02-23
Az Rerards Coneeft-

There are men in this world just mean enough" remarked the Observer of Events and Things, ito suppose that when their wives find fault with their whisthng it is because the wives are jealous on account of their not being able to whistle themselves."-Yonke Statesman
Tombstone epitaph., 1902-02-23
Aehfcyene ent-

Remember, young man." said the practical friend, that in order to sue, ceed you must teach people to trust you"
 "I have done that" answered the gloomy young man. "I have succeeded in getting into debt beyond my fondsss sxpeota Star.
Tombstone epitaph., 1902-02-23
Merely an Ipfer..ee.

Maude-Mr. De Jones asked me to sing to him the other evening after ws had been introduced.
 Ciars-Ane what did you sing7
 Aaude-Why, how do you know that sang at all?
 Cisre-Well, noticed that he didn't ask you to sing to-night-TtBits.
Tombstone epitaph., 1902-02-23
The Naughty old Mms

There once was naughty old Mime. Whose wicked son drank i'll he hns. He sucked in chanpa
 Then went out in the regns. And fell on the slipp'ry macma Chicago Tribune.
Tombstone epitaph., 1902-02-23
Doaestic Bliss,

A lazy man said 10 his wife:
 We have nothing left 10 eat: N II seems impossible for us
 To make both en6s longer meet" His wife replied: Its up 10 you To see that we are fed You hustle and make one end meat And I'll make the other bread" Chicago Daily News.