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The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1902-03-11
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The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1902-03-11
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The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1902-03-11
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The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1902-03-11

Ruckvheat Flour Of Jobnson's Grocery
"a cents a pound
The evening world., 1902-01-23
TWO WIVES NOW
CLAIM DOXSEY.
ONE FROM WHOM HE Sc
CURED A DIVORCE.
No Has just Married tho second
and the First Appears 20
Claim His Love.
J. mus. have been rirh, p'easaa, 'or

=, must have been r,gh, pleasant 'or
os,v.- 3 poxsey 70 BE- sitting v.r1 his
brde in his home IN Lyubrook =. D..
entoy.pr IN. third sav o, his honeymoon
ana 10 have his Former wife Nvorrei
A year ago. poo IN On him ,nu, rlsa
"olie. my darling. I've come aoUe %
stay"
NO. YOU haven't declared Oliver.
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a"N'' ~ NV
VIE
What thai demanded Mrs p0I-
.ev u,,nu..r ..-.I. .aa,ths- ...s,.
The evening world., 1902-01-23
Patient Is Sufficiently
Recovered TO Joke on
His Experience.

PauJ Blouef, better known MI
over The world under his nom de
pInme, Max O'ReH although
still confined tp the French hos
pifaI, has % far recovered from
his operation as 10 write iis c1-
perienccs under the surgeon $
knife an TO joke dbou: them.
The burden of his -one Is. "H
thy rieht hand offend thee
cut II on
The evening world., 1902-01-23

the folding doors 20 the jog near the en-
trInee-rather low s1"l,, set with all
sorts OF pretty hraSscs and casts and
vases and pllt's And ~ foot and a half
above Is another shelf. nued with similar
pretty trincs Hut ia. point is that the
TWO shelves are made simply Dt heavy
mpuIIiuE. Inverted. 50 that the broad
.dg, IS vide enough fD- any number OF
pryf'y things II makes an extremely
pretty Dn-ner and is an admirable wny
1f d.sposing - ones pric-n brac
rhc double doors have - round top
and this = n''ed IN with amber glass
and rrDssri by shelf IN which stand
some pr",ty bowls and Irns TN b-ic.a-
b-,c. IN the two rooms inrl.ing some
exquisite worries. - very unusual. and
aonslsts - pieces picked Ip IN Mss
B.sb,-s nvc years study Ia Errop,
Aud 10 'de midst of all stands sewing
machine for the bachelor girl is befor"
an prdrtigal. and her" probably are
not ma.y apartments or studios either
hat have not machine Tor clever
fingers IN oth'rwis. id'c moments
Long List of Successes.
Miss G"n"yi.vc Blsb.e. who's. studio
Is shared POS her sister Miss Ada Bisbec.
is "a pruftH -ipual ptal-f and teacher
who" N"w York success has been AS
~ur-d ever S.nr,' she gave her importan;
recital BOO ur Newport Casino twu ears
age since .ucn she has appeared re-
yvHt"dl a. Waldorf and Chamber o,
Music ana NIrlp4S club concerts and her
one uf tu.-. Miss Lct.'iI HoRara. who
o. winning. her place a. a successful
teacher Miss B.sn"" herself trained
Misc l.s.'r has ',,n "a pupil Of fr''.
The Irish standard., 1902-05-17

In answer to the question, Did
Queen Victoria subscribe any money
to the Irish famine fund of 1916? the
New York Sun says: "Some time ago
we replied to this question that we
could not find in her biographies that
she had done so. Now we find from
Leone Lewis History of British Com
merce,' that she subscribed $4,000 to
the famine fund and $500 to the Brit
ish Ladies' Fund devoted to the relief
of the starving Irish.'' We think
Leone Levi has made the queens sub
scription to the famine fund too high.
We have not the exact figures at hand,
but we have read that the Sultan of
Turkey had intended to give Il larger
subscription until he saw what the
queen had given. Her government
practically did nothing to avert the
calamity.
The Irish standard., 1902-05-17

A writer in Spare Moments" tells
the following story about one of the
local railways in Ireland: We were
bounding along, lie said, at the rate of
about seven miles an hour, and the
whole train was shaking terribly.
expected every moment to see my
bones protruding through my skin
Passengers were rolling from one end
Of the carriage to the other l held OH
firmly to the arms of the seat. Pres
emily we settled down bit quieter-
at least, 1 could keep my hat OH and
my teeth didn't chatter. There was Il
quiet-looking man opposite me.
looked up with CHASTITY smile, wish
ing to appear cheerful, and said: I'VE
are going a little smoother, l see."
YES" he said; "we're off the track
now"
The Irish standard., 1902-05-17

were as have been telling you, only
the coming of the sun had made us
more cheerful, though he looked like a
pale red moon through the powdery
sky just above us. 1t was just after
O'Clock. 1 was stepping into a boat
to take a message to my chief on the
lower quay. The land rose suddenly
and a most prodigious belching roar
that mankind has ever heard, a noise
so deafening that we could only hear
its beginning and felt. not heard, how
vast was the remainder of the detona-
ton, followed by dazzling glare be-
fore our eyes. 1 fell alongside the gun
vale Of the boat and looked up to see
the Sky a solid mass Of fire. The end
OF the world may be equal to it, but
no man will witness anything more
frightful. 1t was-I know it now the
lava coming down upon us. A wave
that may have been caused by an
eruption in the sea or by the descend
ing lava caught our boat and dragged
us quickly from the land. The water
steamed and spurted all about me,
but no lava touched me or my two
companions. We We're drifted out to
sea and We're rescued by boat sent
in by Captain Morot."
The whole world is shocked at the
reading of this awful visitation on
human beings. They We're crushed
out Of existence as if they We're in
sects, by the forces of nature, almost
in the twinkling of an eye. The in
habitants of the other parts of the
island are suffering from terror and
lack of food, but every assistance is
being rendered them. The Congress
of the United States has appropriated
100000 for their relief and more will
be forthcoming if required. st. Pierre
is now a veritable city of the dead and
will hardly be rebuilt.
The Irish standard., 1902-05-17

Ger or agent, or accredit him to any
foreign government, except by and
with the advice and consent of the
Senate, as prescribed in Section 2,
Article II Of the Constitution.
Senators Lodge and Spooner, the
friends Of Roosevelt, admitted that
Mr.. Bailey was right, and Senator
Hoar expressed his concurrence with
Mr.. Bailey's view that this country
should not pay to other nations cour-
tesies which they did not pay to the
United States.
Other Republican senators held that
Roosevelt's appointees do not represent
the republic. They went farther and
said they cannot be the personal repre-
sentatives of Roosevelt, because he has
no authority under the Constitution to
delegate representation to any body.
That leaves the special ambassadors in
a strange position. They simply go as
sightseers to attend the coronation as
the nominees of the president and will
have no official standing.
The only thing left for Roosevelt is
to ask the Senate to confirm his ap-
pointments, but he is not likely to do
so at the eleventh hour. He has been
placed in humiliating position. His
predecessor paid no regard to the Con-
stitution and he attempted to follow
in his footsteps. The Constitution,
however, is above the president and
the congress, and despite the peculiar
interpretations of it in recent decisions
of the Supreme Court, it is destined to
last in the United States long after
Reid and other imperialistic tiunkies
have passed away and are forgotten.
The Irish standard., 1902-05-17

The correspondent of the New York
Sun at Rome says he has excellent
reasons for thinking that Bishop Me
Donnell, of Brooklyn, will succeed
Archbishop Corrigan. whose private
secretary he was when appointed
Bishop Of Brooklyn on Feb. 26, 1892.
Bishop Mcdonnell is As years old and
q native of New York. He received
the degree of doctor of divinity in the
American College at Rome in 1878.
and was ordained priest by Bishop
Chatard, of Vincennes, Ind.
The Irish standard., 1902-05-17

Attorney General Knox says that
when he left college and went home
with his diploma he was the proudest
young man in the land. His father, a
country banker, looked over the
diploma and said: Young man, if
you know half as much when you are
fifty years old as you think you know
now you will be the brainiest man
this world has ever Produced The
attorney general has need of much
brains in the fight he is engaged in
against the railway merger and the
beef trust, if he is in earnest.
The Irish standard., 1902-05-17

Among the few lucky persons who
escaped with their lives from the ILL
fated city of st. Pierre was Catholic
priest named Rev. Father King. He
reached the little hamlet of NIorne
Rouge, a suburb only three miles from
the doomed city, in safety. Though
nearer to the burning mountain than
st. Pierre, the little hamlet was not
destroyed by the lava. This is ex.
planned by the fact that it was OH an,
other side of Mont Pelee than ST.
Pierre and that it was separated from
the volcano by a deep gorge and high
cliffs.
The Irish standard., 1902-05-17

The Chicago Chronicle pertinently
asks: Why on earth should Governor
Taft's visit to Rome elicit from the
president and the secretary of war an
official statement that he is going in
purely private capacity, when it is not
denied that the purpose of his visit is
to settle with the vatican the final dis
position Of the friars' lands in the Phil
lippines? Do Messrs. Roosevelt and
Root imagine that the Protestants of
this country are lying awake nights
in dread of q Roman Catholic invasion
via Manila, Nagasaki and San Fran
cisco?
The Irish standard., 1902-05-17

Eight years ago Irish eggs We're ut
a discount in England. Now they are
at q premium because of their excel
lence, and English dealers frequently
ship foreign eggs into Ireland to be
shipped back as Irish eggs. So says
Rev. FIR. O'D0novan, of Galway. who
is now in this country in the interest
of the Irish Agricultural Society.
which is trying to stop emigration
from Ireland by promoting home in
tdustries.
The Irish standard., 1902-05-17

Referring to the bygone parliament
ary debates at Westminster, the Out
look recalls that O'Connell OH one &C.
casion spoke of the ''beastly below
ings" of his opponents. Up sprang a
noble lord, who had apparently been
dining. 'If," said he, solemnly, ''the
word 'beastly' is retracted, 1 shall be
satisfied. If not, shall not be satis-
fed" To this O'Connell retorted: Il
do not care whether the noble lord be
satisfied or not" Il wish you would
give me satisfaction" pleaded the in
censed nobleman. But all he got fr.m
O'Connell for his pains was con-
temptuous II advise the noble lord
to carry his liquor meekly."
The Irish standard., 1902-05-17

The day after the Democratic vic
tory in st. Paul the Dispatch said:
The success his party achieved at the
polls yesterday was due in the largest
sense to the marvellous organizing and
managerial powers of Richard T.
O'Connor. who directed the entire cam
paign. from its most complex to its
most minor details. That he is nat
ural leader matchless captain and
an inspiring manager has been again
abundantly demonstrated. Hats eff to
the "Cardinal!"
The Irish standard., 1902-05-17

Pope and everything Catholic, in Har-
per's publications some quarter of a
century ago, when Eugene Lawrence
was Knownothing contributor to it's
columns. Since the death of the elder
Harpers the publications that bear
their names have become more liberal
by finding that it does not pay to in
suit with malice prepense any body Of
Christians. In one of his cartoolN
Mast represented the Pope sitting on
the limb of a tree looping it off near
the trunk and saying. II cannot fall,
for am infallible" Perhaps the rem
egade may return to the parent Church
in his old age among the Spanish
Americans.
The Irish standard., 1902-05-17

Henri Watterson, of the Courier
Journal. does not write as he talks
"When I have anything to say" he
says, Il write it; then put it in my
pocket. After q while l take it out.
read it and write it again. Once more
I put it away. Then l write it again
and send it down to the printer and
have it put in type. When I Get the
proof l run over it closely and write
it again. and again it goes to the print
er. Afterward it is sent t, me again
in the revised proof. Then l make the
last corrections and send it down
again. And then the confounded
printer gets it wrong" No wonder his
articles read well after writing them
over four or five times. The ordinary
editor is net so particular.
The Irish standard., 1902-05-17

Secretary Root apparently assumes
the responsibility for all cruelties per-
petrated by American soldiers in the
Philippines. Republican leaders in
congress denounced Smiths atrocities
and compared him to Herod, but Root
thinks Smith is conducting a war of
humanity because the honored name
of Abraham Lincoln is signed to gen.
eral order No. 100 What do the
American people think of it?
The Irish standard., 1902-05-17

1t appears that the American sol.
diers in the Philippines play baseball
when they are not administering the
"water cure'' to non-combatants. Ac.
cording to Albert w. Bertrand's story
to Senator Lodge, the body of Father
Augustine, who died under the intlic-
ton of the cruel torture, was buried
in "a plot Of land used by the troops
as baseball ground" The assassins
of the martyr have escaped unpun,
ished.
The Irish standard., 1902-05-17

William Waldorf Astor, the degen-
crate American who expects Il peerage
from King Edward on the occasion Of
his approaching coronation, is now
styled, in the expressive language Of
the Indians, the of his
Country" His grandfather laid the
foundation of his great wealth in buy
ing the skins of wild animals from the
aborigines. The descendant OF the
peddler of pelts forgets his lowly
origin and wants to wear IL British
title.
The Irish standard., 1902-05-17

Timothy NJ. Healy, who is no longer
consulted by the Irish Parliamentary
party, approves of Wyndham's land
bill in the Irish Times, and says that
the Nationalist party does not con-
tain "a single man who has either
himself brought about the passage of
any act of parliament or carried the
insertion of Il line or clause in amend
ment of any land act proposed by the
government for the Irish people"
Something is wrong with Healy when
a man of his ability has lost the con-
tidence of his former colleagues. Is
he expecting judgeship?
The Irish standard., 1902-05-17

After a requiem mass for eX-Lieut.-
Gov. Carney, of Colorado. the Masonic
order, which he had renowned before
his reception into the Church, took
charge of his remains and buried them
according to it's ritual. The relatives
of the deceased statesman offered no
objections. The Masons attended the
requiem mass and listened to tho
eulogy pronounced by the Catholic
priest who otliciated.
The Irish standard., 1902-05-17
A FLUHKY EMBASSY TO LONDON.

When Whitelaw Reid. General Will
son. Admiral Watson and their secre-
taries and aides, attend the coronation
of King Edward next month they will
not represent the United States in any
official capacity. They have been ap-
pointed by President Roosevelt as spe-
cial ambassadors without the advice
and consent of the Senate or any legal
| authority whatsoever
1t was said mt the time of their ap-
pointment that it was the wish of the
late President Mckinley that White
law Reid. of the New York Tribune,
who attended Queen Victoria's dia-
mond jubilee in 1897. should be the
man selected to ofticiate as special
ambassador at the coronation cere-
monies in Westminster Abbey. 1t was
said that Reid was appointed by Presi-
dent Roosevelt out of respect for the
memory Of his lamented predecessor
and that no American would be so ac-
ceptable to English royalty and aris-
tocracy as the pro-Britisl New York
editor.
Some Independent American jour
nails, including the Irish Standard, op-
posed from the beginning the sending
Of special embassy to represent this
republic at any monarchial corona
tions. Some real American papers de-
INJURED on the ground that such flunliy-
ism is repugnant to the self-respect
Of the plain American people. No
monarchies had ever sent special en-
bassies to congratulate presidents of
this country on their Inauguration.
and why should this country honor Il
king on his coronation-especially the
successor Of George I'LL, of whom JEFF
ferson said: Gle has plundered our
seas. ravaged our coasts. burnt our
towns and destroyed the lives of our
people,"
But the apologists of the imperial
policy of the administration declared
that we are now "a world power" and
that we are indebted to Great Britain
for keeping other nations from jump
ing on us during the war with Spain
Moreover. the two nations are Anglo
Saxon and "blood is thicker thar
water" John Bull and Uncle San
are the only powers engaged in wars
Of bcncvolencc and civilization. and /:
bond of sympathy exists between
them. Therefore. though old King
George was Il monster in 177G. an(
Pauncefotc was hypocritical and de
ccitful in 1898 and tried to unite nj
European powers against us, still Eng
land is the "mothcr country" and de
serves our love and respect on sucl
an occasion as the crOwning of hel
hnld-headcd king!
The special embassy is going tt
London. but it is not authorized h,
congress to represent the Unite,
States. No appropriation has beer
made to defray the expenses of til.
special ambassadors. and PreSidcn
Roosevelt has not asked for It, The
Constitution and laws of the countr,
make no mention of special embassies
and when the president appoints any
he transcends his powers and acts il
legally. The men lie has appointed
will have no official character ut the
coronation of the King of England OF
of Spain.
Last Saturday in the United State.
Senate, Mr.. Bailey. of Texas, brough
up the question of special ENJOYS tt
foreign countries and declared that III
power exists in the president of the
United States to appoint any ambas
sador, minister or other diplomatic Off
The Irish standard., 1902-05-17

Before the Boer war the Beers We're
described rs rich in public ana private
virtues. and when the Filipinos were
our allies they We're described as SUI
perior to the Cubans. 1t seems. says
the st. Louis Post-Dispatch, that a
love of independence makes savages
of all sorts Of people,
The Irish standard., 1902-05-17

We have received a poem about half
a yard long upon the crisis in Ireland
and are asked to give it Il prominent
position. In answer we say, damn all
popcorn poetry. If the writer is in
earnest, let him buy Il rifle and shoot
with that, instead of his tongue 1t
is bullets, not namby-pamby stanzas,
that will drive England out of the
Green Isle. We have too much drib-
bic about dead men who did nothing
but shout and bellow.-Judge Cough
in the Chippewa Falls Sentinel. Our
esteemed friend was the victim of
British tyranny in 1867, when he was
imprisoned us "a suspect" in the Jail
at Carrick- Shannon and treated like
Il criminal without trial. He was
glad to he released on condition of
leaving his native land for America.
He knows that something more cffec-
tive than doggerel is necessary to free
Ireland from the SaXon's yoke. He
believes with Davis that
The subtlest eloquence that injured
men can show
Is the pathos of rifle and the logic
Of a blow.
The Irish standard., 1902-05-17

William J. Bryan sailed from Flor
ida last Monday to attend the inaugu-
ration Of President Palma, of Cuba.
He will contribute descriptive article
on the inaugural exercises to Golfers
Weekly and the Commoner.
The Irish standard., 1902-05-17

On his death bed at the hospital of
the Holy Cross, in Salt Lake City, DR.
Allan Fowler, a noted physician, was
received into the Catholic Church by
Bishop Scanlan. In life he was not
identified with any religious denomi-
nation, but often said the Catholic
faith was the best and safest to die in
The Irish standard., 1902-05-17

According to the census of 1900, pre-
pared by Director Merriam, there are
3,75O,O0O Catholics of Irish parcnt;lgc
in the United States, and 2,G1O,OOO of
German parentagc.
The Irish standard., 1902-05-17

Says the President Of the Vaudeville
Managers Association of the United
States: Take away the Irish COM
edians? Well, We'll 20 out Of business
when that is done. Why, GO per cent.
of our acts have Irish comedy in them,
and nearly every team has at least
one Irshman"
The Irish standard., 1902-05-17

Our esteemed contemporary, the
Providence Visitor, says that the allie
cations made by the American trav-
eler in the Philippines to Catholic
dignitary in this country on the schools
of the archipelago have since been un-
Willingly confirmed in communicate
ed article to the Boston Transcript.
The Irish standard., 1902-05-17
The Catholic World saws: ~rhere is

- The Catholic World says: "There is
a higher average of attendance at
mass on Sunday in the United States
than in most countries There is un-
doubtedly Il higher percentage of the
Catholic people approaching the sacra-
ments frequently in the churches Of
the United States than in the coun-
tries of the Old World"
The Irish standard., 1902-05-17

TIL. Mast, the cartoonist, has been
appointed consul to one of the Catholic
republics Of South America. He is Il
Bavarian by birth and the son of
Catholic parents. That fact did not
prevent him from caricaturing the
The Irish standard., 1902-05-17

There are four British military posts
on the soil of the United States. What
has become of the Monroe doctrine?
The Irish standard., 1902-05-17
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The Irish standard., 1902-05-17

The young King of Spain speaks
English, French and German with
fluency.
The Irish standard., 1902-05-17

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