Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1902-11-13
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E. Whitmore went to South
Dakota on business Friday.
The wise weather prophet lays
up an explanation for rainy day.
Some girls go abroad to complete
their education and marry at home.
The man who knows not and
knows not he knows not, is a fool.
Shun him.
Many homes are about as cheer
full as an undertakers esta blishment
on busy day.
1t will cost more this fall to run
furnace than it used to cost to run
a battle ship.
After you have known man a
few years you begin hearing him
repeat his stories.
Lots Of people who are bowling
about the price of coal never burn
anything but wood.
CT know dat riches got wings,
but amt got sense enough ter know
whar ter light"
"A wedding invitation looks about
the same as bill for cut glass to the
man who receives it.
The world has little use for a
man who does his best only when
engaged in doing others.
How rich man must be who
can have new overcoat and also a
whole ton of coal this fall
What has become of the old
fashioned person who expressed
surprise by saying gee whiz9"
In trade either you are afraid
that the other fellow will cheat you,
or that you won't cheat him.
Many mans haste to get ahead
in the world results only in his get
ting headstone before it is due.
Nothing pleases a spinster, when
she has occasion to stop at hotel,
like being assigned to ''suite 49,"
The Anderson postofice has
been discontinued and patrons
will get their mail at Woodman or
Werley.
The coal strike does not disturb
the millionaire or the hobo. They
can both spend the winter in the
south.
The Herald from now until Jan,
/, 1904, for $1.50 Subscribe now
and get November and December
thrown in.
: The many friends Of Jerry Gal
lagher, G. & N. w. fireman, will be
pleased to learn that he has been
promoted to engineer.
Fred Pfeifer came from Madison
for brief visit with his family last
week. He has a good position in a
wholesale harness shop in the CAPT
tai city.
Mrs. r. A. Cowan, wife of Supt.
Cowan of the Northwestern road,
and Mrs. T. j. McDormit, both of
Baraboo, were guests of Agent
Rockwell and wife a few DAYS last
week.
The Herald job rooms are being
better equipped each day to do fine
commercial and job printing. You
can as well afford good printing as
cheap printing. Let us figure on
any job you have in view.
The Herald will be sent to any
address in the United States from
now until Jan. 1, 1904, together
with the Youths Companion one
year for the sum of $275; order
now.
There will be a dance at the
rink Friday night, Nov. IA. Dance
will commence at o'clock and close
at IL. Music furnished by the High
School orchestra. Admission and
dancing only so cts. Ladies free.
Everybody come.
Atty. A. w. Kopp of Platteville
takes bride next Wednesday. The
young lady in the affair is Miss
Emily Hutton, daughter of Prof.
and Mrs A. J. Hutton, formerly of
Platteville, and the ceremonies are
to be performed at the BRIDES home
at GAINESVILLE.
A little girl had been looking at
some pictures of angels and she
turned to her mother and asked,
Mamma, why are there no men in
heaven?" But there are men in
heaven" replied the mother. 'Then
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