The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1902-01-22
NO. 25.
IN A HUMOROUS VEIN.

Il IN A HUMOROUS VEIN.
> Johuson: What makes YOU think
mat clocIrici'y was in use before the
+ luod?' '0 '''e
ark light?n ''''o
that man" VI
Nothing of the kind IL was oplv
last night that be told me he was self
=" How do you like my new waistq,
she coylv asked.
very pretty, indeed" he answered:
out see wrinkle in 1t that L will
press out ii you will let me-"
Mugsins: Z" cannot grasp the idea
of etel nity."
Dugglns: Hasn't your wife ever
called to you when you were golpg out
'hat she would be ready IN lust a
minute?" J"''
Mr.. Manley: " Well, my dear, I've
haa my life insured for So ,0OO.n
Mrs. M: +" How very sensibl. ,,f
| you! Nov, | shan't have to Keen
you CO." ' p'"'0
Amelia," faltcred the young man.
81 love you"
on, llerber; I" she said. clasn,no
her hands together. "Wbnt lonT
long time il has taken you to saw s,iH''
Mrs. Hauskecr: "You needn't
deny IT, Della; L saw you permit that
ponceman to kiss you last night"
beiia: =" Av coorse, ma'am. Sbure
you wouldn't have me rcsist an o1icor
would We ?'' '''''o''
iianson-Therc was time couldn,t
aplue i'usleigh; but declare il he
hasn become really agreeable of Late
Iryster-Gou don't mean it,
hanson-1es; he hasn't called al nv
place for mouth or TWO.
She: "Aud | am really and ,ruIv
the lirst girl you ever kissed ?n
iie: "Do you doubt it, da1lipg?n
one \ es, your manner sayOrs of
long experience" -
he' HOW DO you know it does?n
Mrs. Tompkins :" d, Won tb;rl
grip" ''''i
Mrs. simpson" "oh, no; Archibald
Is 100 much infatuated with himself TO
DC seriously injured by any external
IoYe affair. ."-Detroit Free Press.
Boston Traveller: "Sympatbv - ro.
marked the man who 9els sonr
"dorsn't do the slightest rood in thp
world" 7' ~ 'No
Then why did you listen to il?n
"a, lnere Is no use IN beng ILL
natured. 1t always seems 20 please
The person who is extending il -
DO you remember that young man
you had your eye on when | was hero
three years ago, ,lcar?n
Oh, yes; | lemember.n
Have you got your eve on him
yct?" "'"
"Oh, my, no! | married him Won
now"
In making the announcements to h,s
congregation recently, an Episcopal
minister, whose parish is not more
lnah thousand miles from San Fran
cisco, said:
Remember our communion service
next Sunday. The Lord is with us in
the forenoon and the bisbop in the
evening""
Cholly- What was the result of your
Interview with Miss Bullyn's father
last night?
Iercy-lt was n walk-over for me.
Cholly-Ah! Allow me to conera-
tulate you.
Percy Don't do it. The old man
simply walked all over me.-Chirapo
News.
This is tough lick" said Ham,
mourniully, as he leaned out over the
side of the ark.
What's wrong now?" queried
Shem.
:" WI y, all this water to li3h in," re-
pied Ham, "and only two ishin'
worms on board"
Nancy Crying TO pick up some lost
s'rcbes in stocking0 Z" Oh, dear!
can't do thisl"
4" You must have patience, dear
child. Don't YOU know Rome was not
Quilt IN - day?"
Nancy Ondlgnantly:) +" IL God made
heaven aud earth in SIX days, guess
1T didn't take Him more than twenty
minutes To make Rome"
"Of course" said Miss Goldrox's
lover, " realize that your daughter is
an heiiess, but L assure YOU that |
would be just as ANXIOUS to marry her
If she were paupcr."
That settles you," replied her fatf-
er. " We don't want any such fool as
that in the family."-- Phil adelphia
Press.