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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1902-07-06

public. does not transform war into
peace. There can be no peace where
sulien people have been crushed into
a semblance of non-resistance.
The fires of insurrection may be
banked now but they are like to break
out with renewed violence at any mo-
ment- Peace in the Philippines will
hardly be permanent until the Fiiipinos
receive some assurance that they will
be given some measure of self-govern-
ment under an American protectoFate.
Meanwhile Aguinaldo cannot be used
as a prop to sustain the sinking Re-
publican cause
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1902-07-06

Philadelphia Buiietin.)

Even a blind man can see stars
Circulating around toWn-eiectTiC fans.
An eXtravagant woman can afford 70
say. Dear met
The habitual borrower is not in pay
ing business.
Even the tipping sailor proves that he
can exist on water
LIQUOR dealers fad nothing useless that
keeps their spirits UP.
It's all right TO forge ahead II you can
do il without being a forger.
a man might have a good time with his
hands tied. but a clock couldn't.
a wart is something you can't get 10
Ike. even when il grows upon YOU
The comedian who can't make his au-
dience laugh must confess that The laugh
is on him.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1902-07-06
What He Said.

The late James Shakespeare is said 10
have told a story Of a trial wherein d
well known politician was charged with
having tried 10 bribe a negro voter. The
examination BY the defendants lawyer,
who began
Now, repeat what the defendant said,
using his exact words"
He dun said he'd glib me fifty doI''-
Now. he didn't speak in the third per-
SON Repeat his exact words. IT he said
anything, he spoke TO you in the first
person, interrupted the lawyer.
Il doaa' think 1 understand, sab said
the puzzled witness
II see YOU don't" snapped the lawyer,
impatientiy. Now, did he say this:
Sam, viii give you Hfty dollsrs2''-
NO, sab. He din said nothin bout you
'cept 10 tell me cat If / ebeT got into any
trouble, yo was the slickest rascal he
knew to fool de Judge an jury and get
me outen de scrape, sab Dat was all
he said bout yo'''
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1902-07-06


In view of the purchase OF the Danish
West Indies, pardon me for recalling an
incident OF twenty-edd years ago that
nearly caused serious international COM
plieations. An American marizsmau. pay
ing a visit TO Charlotte Amalia. amused
the governor by an exhibition Of skill With
The rifle. Sitting in the veranda Of the
government house. he said he could cut
with a bullet the signal halyards on the
flagstaff of the fort, and lower the Dan
ISL standard to the ground. As the lines
were almost Invisible IN the distance the
governor was willing to bet that he could
not do it. The shot rang out and the flag
fell.
Presently a horssman dashed up. in
forming the governor that some one had
fired on the flag There was great eE-
element. The governor, none too pODu-
lar, il seems, with the military. ruined
his political future by admitting that
the affair was a joke in which he con-
niyed. Report being sent to Copenhag gen,
highly cOlored- or course, by the COM
nnandant, his exceiieBcy was suTnma9ly
removed.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1902-07-06
REPRESENTED BIG HOUSE.
Bishop Watterson Taken For a Com
merciaI Traveller.
RhIIadeIpnia Times


Bishop WatteFson tells a story Of has
ne was once taken for a drummer by
a travelling salesman who was riding on
the same train. Indeed. the stranger
was so confident that he was address
ing another OF the guild that he began
the conversation by inquiring:
DO you represent a big hOuse2'
biggest on earth" replied the bishop,
who was on in a twinkling
What's the nane?" was the next
question.
Lord q Church. replied the bishop.
H M. unused the drummer, never
heard of IL. ANY branch houses?''
Branch houses all over the world -
said the man OF God, easily.
That's queer went on the drummer
who began to think he had run across a
hoastful representative OF some small con-
Germ 'Er-Soots and shoes?''
No" said thu bishop.
Hats and ca1s?"
Dry goods?' asked the drummer, be-
ginning to display Irritation.
Well said the bishop. some folk
call 'em notions
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1902-07-06
Simply Amused Him.

tBaILImOfe ATneTlCan.J
Viper" Kissed the angry woman
"Soundreli Wretch, BIackguard-
Puppy Villain
Smiling sweetly. the man rolled a ci-
gazette and began lighting #.
Liari" she resumed. her eyes fash
ing vivid fire. 'RObber-r-ri"
GO on" suggested the man. putting
laziIy at his cigarette. Go on. That
reminds me Of the days when used to
be a baseball umpire"
Here the woman sank helplessly into
a chair, realizing to the full the utter
imDOssibility Of calling him anything
that would make him vince
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1902-07-06
International Bird Protection.

An international agreement for the pro-
lection Of birds useful 70 agriculture was
concluded in Paris this spring. The parties
70 the agreement are Belgium, France
greece austria, Portugal, Sweden, SEIcZ-
eTtand and Spain, and a Jew smaller
states. All birds useful 10 agriculture
are 20 enjoy unconditional protection and
the destruction Of these birds OF OF their
nests and eggs Is prohibited CarrAsl
other birds are named IS miscellaneous
sporting rights are protected Italy a
country IN which the rapture OF north
rebound birds l. q regular trade. does
not appear a. one OF the treaty sieneFs.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1902-07-06

any history text book that expects
10 command a sale in Louisiana viii
please put Admiral Schiey's SANTIAGO
performance top Of column and he
tween two columns of pure reading
matter, not on sporting or market
pages The legislature. OF Louisiana
mas passed a bill making it a serious
onense to print, publish, Distribute
sell, give away or in any manner han
ole a history that doesn't give schley
credit for the Santiago victory.
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SURGERY IN KENTUCKY.
Potent Reason Why 1nis Operation
Was Successful.
tCleveland PIain Dealer.)

They laid the Kentucky gentleman on
the operating table. His revolver was IN
his strong right hand
Boys, he said to the assembled sur
geons, Il know this Is goin' to be a Sc
rious affair. But let me tell you some
thin" And he tapped on his revolver.
If l have to go I'll certainly want com
Dany. An If you make way with ms
while I'm under the inflooence Of your
derned opiatRs. I've got six sons at home
who would be only too delighted to show
you what they think OF your lack OF skill
in case Il does lack And they'd be pre-
pared to follow you around from Kings
bridge TO kingdom come until they even
up things for the loss of their old dad.
That's all. Cut away
Perhaps it Is unnecessary to add that
the operation was completely successful.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1902-07-06
Congress Popular.

Boston Evening Transcript
Besgles-I reckon my son is developing
into a humorist- He's all the time getting
off funny things
JeHnings-SO2
Beagles-Yes; this morning he asked
me If the house OF representatives was
called The popular branch OF congress on
account Of the members being 20 highly
respected BY Tire people OF the country.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1902-07-06

A well known Detroit business man
who frequently visits the Metropolis
Tor dinner was yesterday noon noticed
by his friends to be wearing a cheap
last years low straw hat, In place Of
the looking Panama TO which
they have been accustomed during the
past week or two II provoked In
euiTy. add vita ieek or disgust the
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1902-07-06

Inc simultaneous disappearance of a
Young man and young woman from
san Francisco has led to the belief that
tney went away together. Pooh. even
chief Paul would have similar theory
under like conditions. so the San Fran
cisco police are entitled to no snecial
credit.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1902-07-06
Same Old Whiskv Still.

lancet
Wine producers have never hesitated 10
utilize all that physics. chemistry and bt-
olOgy can do for them. champagne -
frozen and wines are pasteurised. ana Z
need De, Sugar9d or plasLeTed- The mann
faeturer Of whisky stands still. and DIS
tillers. exercising any improved method
with the epithet doctor view with mis-
trust any technique other than the enc
adopted by their Torefsthers.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1902-07-06

Here is little problem in relation
snip Loren Dady of Jayne Bend. Pa
recently married his step-mother
Doesn't he thereby become his dead
fatner's brotherin-law? And isn.t
Mrs Dady the daughter-in-law OF ba,.
dead husband and the step-mother of
her grandchildren?
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1902-07-06

OF course all the saloons in Salt Lake
VII De closed today, but still anybody
who wants a drink of whisky. hear
wine, gin, brandy or other cheering
beverage won't have to wait long for
it unless there happens to be a crowd
in the particular place he enters.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1902-07-06

A New York congressman tried 20
secure consideration of a resolution, =,
reeting the house committee on the
sale of alcoholic liquors to at once eu-
ploy boxing expert to train members
who expect to go to the senate. As
that means all the members. the ex-
pert would doubtless have had both
hands full.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1902-07-06
Commended the Boys Discrimination

CNew York Evening SUM-
A certain American writer OF inter
national reputation who died recently,
was, like so many other geniuses.
strangely incapable Of managing his
own domestic affairs. The small boy
Of the family was his fathers pet. but
the terror Of the rest of the household.
Now it happened that under this same
roof with this small boy lived two
maiden aunts, sisters of his mother.
That they were thOrns in his flesh he
made no pretense Of concealing. on
one occasion when he had oEerstepped
bit farther than usual the bounds OF
propriety in addressing his relatives,
his Aunt julia appeared before his IA
Their to state the case. Her nephew had
called her a fool, while his Aunt Mar
tina he had characterized as a damn
fool. The young offender was sum
moned to the paternal presence. Fix
ing him with his eye the father de-
manded:
Did you call your Aunt Julia q
fool2''
Yes
Did you call your Aunt Martha a
damn fooI2''
Yes
My son" was the prompt reply.
that is exactly the distinction I should
make myself
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1902-07-06

The poor old steel trust only earned
ss4,eoe,eeo during the first six months
OF 1902 The Herald doesn't wish TO
seem pessimistic, but unless something
is done very quickly. that trust is likely
to go into the hands of a receiver.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1902-07-06
Dreadful Men.


why is il that 50 few people seem
anxious to talk 10 Mr. CarpingtOu2 lie
seems well informed
That's just the difficulty" answered
Miss DimpietOn- Hes one of those
dreadful men Who know enough 70 correct
your mistakes when you quote the claz-
sizes. and who doesn't know enough no.
TO do 1t
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1902-07-06

Bourke Cochran says the frauds per-
petrated by the tobacco trust would
stagger belief 1t would be better for
the public If the trust were forced to
stagger a little bit.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1902-07-06

One OF Joe Enzensperger's eyes was
closed last Friday by giant fire.
cracker Nevertheless, Joe viii doubt
less be able to see any raises that come
his way.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1902-07-06
And End His Wall.

lPriIaoeID1la PTess-1
I see there's a pessimistic prophet %
west who SAYS all The rivers in this colT
try will dry uD in the course OF time
SO viii he, thank heaven
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1902-07-06

II the sun win only please come bach
and stay back. al win be forgiven.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1902-07-06
Not Mueh Dinerence.
0Chicago Tribune-)

ACAACaz9 AE-DAAS-t
There's 10 neat trust IN England
But. as you've learned at school,
They have q sort OF substitute
That's known as Liverpool.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1902-07-06
Promoted His Trust

Chicago Evening PcEt)
How in the world did he a3snaEs 10
get 50 much on credit
on, he's trust promoter.
Evening journal., 1902-05-02
Nom 10 Stand PtOperIK

, Few women know how to stand cor
rectly.
Perhaps you yourself have not yet
obtained the proper poise of the body
and confess that it is ON account OF
ignorance. Walk up to the first wal
YOU find. touch It with your nose
chest. (not the abdomen), and toes
and right then you have got the cor
rect posture. The hips are thrown
back the abdomen in and the bacB
has attained the stylish hatness which
is a potent factor in showing off a
stylish dress You can generally tell
the girl who is a devotee of physical
training by the way her back looks
in a cotton shirt waist
a good little exercise any woman can
practice is to take the correct standing
position. which is Keep the heels to-
gether at an angle of sixty degrees
having the weight of the body resting
on the balls of the feet-not on the
heels. The chest should be thrown
forward the chin held in, the abdomen
drawn back and the hips held back.
A woman would achieve results O.
real physical value if she would regu
larly devote a little time-say fiv,
minutes each day-to learning to stanC
in this correct attitude until it becomes
natural. AT the same time she coult
practice deep breathing g-that is. in
haling slowly and steadily, then stead
iT and slowly exhaling.
Evening journal., 1902-05-02
Regarding Shirtwaists

For spring and early summer. the
smartly tailored shirts of butchers
linen viii be much worn, but in the
tOrrid days woman viii gratefully don
the lingerie shirt waists of lawn, main
sook, dotted swiss and organdie, trim
med with lace entre-deux or with me-
dallions of lace or sheer embroidery
and elaborated with fine tucks into
daintily feminine and most becoming
screations.
The lingerie waists, with few excep-
tons, button in the back. The long
lines Of tucl1s and entre-deux of lace
are still a favorite method of making
One of the prettiest models in the shirt
waist exhibit of a Philadelphia shop
Is of sheer white lawn trimmed with
one and One-quarter inch wide inser-
ton and edging of point d'esprit lace
The waist opens in the back The
front is trimmed with five vertical
clusters Of tiny tucks alternated with
four rows of the point d'esprit inser-
tion. In the back there are three clus-
tiers Of tucks and two rows of the
pretty dotted net insertion. THE
sleeves. just short enough
to leave the wrists exposed, are trim
med with two vertical rows of the es-
prit insertion, with a cluster of tiny
tucks between. They are finished with
a band of insertion, ruffled on to which
is another row of the insertion, edged
with a frill of the point desprit lace.
The dotted and figured swiss waists
are among the prettiest of these
dainty, cool blcuses which are ideal
Evening journal., 1902-05-02
Pretty Home Wedding

Miss Elizabeth Hey. Of this city, and
Samuel j. Dill. of Coatesville. Pa.
We're married last night in the home Of
the bride No 235 North Harrison
street by the Rev Easton Smith. The
wedding was one of the prettiest OF
the season. Miss Emma Dill, sister Of
the groom, was bridesmaid, and Arthur
Comfy, of Philadelphia, was best man.
The bride wore a beautiful gown OF
Paris muslin trimmed with pearls and
white satin and lace and carried bride
roses. The house was beautifully deco
rated with palms and potted flowers.
Among the many guests present
We're Mr.. and Mrs. Dill. Of COatesville;
Mrs. Hey, Miss Minnie Hey Mr.. and
Mrs. John Gey. Mr.. and Mrs John
A. Gleaser. Mrs. Snavely, Mrs. l.. Pres
ton. Mrs VI. Gibbons. Miss Mary
Quincy. Mrs. Blanche Workman, Mrs
kefer. Miss Kefer Mr. and Mrs. Will
liam Comfy, of Philadelphia; Miss
Annie Gaventa. of Pedricktown. N. ].
The bride and groom will spend a
week in New York. after which they
will make their home in this city.
Evening journal., 1902-05-02
CnItnre Of Roses

No one would consider even a TOY
garden" worthy Of its name If it did
not hold at least some roses. Roses,
of one kind or another, will lend
Themselves to most situations and
treatment. The great point is to know
what sort to select, especially for
town garden, and beginners culti-
walton. For though there are many
beautiful varieties that will do well in
or near a town. there are also many
which viii not
Here are the names Of some that
are known to thrive in town gardens.
They are all hybrid perpetuals, which
do well planted in the open ground
and need no protection in winter.
They also possess the great advantage
Of blooming freely from June to No
yember.
Jules Margatin, a bright cherry
red; Marie Baumann, light crimson;
Magma Charta, a bright pink; Ma
dame Lang, pure white; Marquis de
Castellani, an exquisite rose, pure
pink, very large; Mdlle Vercier, a car
mine: General Jacqueminot, a rich
fragrance; Madame Planter, a pure
white; John Hopper, a bright rose with
carmine centre.
ANY of these may be had for about
Is cents apiece as dwarf standard
which we should advise for growing
in little garden. Standards and half
standards are more expensive. Roses
should be put in the ground from Oc-
tober to March, the earlier in the au-
tumn the better Dig the ground 10
the depth of eighteen inches and fork
in the manure with great care.
Moss roses generally do well in
town gardens. Three lovely varieties
are Blanche Moreau. a pure white;
Marie de Blois, bright rose, and Lux
embourg, a deep crimson. These
flower during May, June and July, and
are very fragrant They like close
pruning and are better for plenty OF
manure. They cost about Is cents
each.
For climbing roses to cover walls
the various tea roses are undoubtedly
the best. They require no protection
during the winter and are really the
true perpetuals among roses. Here are
some we recommend for a town OF
suburban garden.
Gloire de Dion, too well-known tc
need description Madame Berard
clear pink Belle Lyonnaise, lemon;
Chestnut. cherry carmine, a grand au-
tumn climber. To cover an east porch
or wall. Madame Berard is excellent;
the Gloire de Dion does well on a
north wall In very dry weather roses
should be watered.-F'rom Miniature
and Window Gardening, James Potts
& Co.. publishers.
Evening journal., 1902-05-02

Washington. May 2.-Determined oppo-
sition 90 a proposed amendment TO the
constitution to forbid the reelection Of
president-general was developed at yes
terday's session OF the congress Of the
Sons Of the American Revolution by
Delegate l.. Irving Handy, of Delaware.
The amendment provided for the elimi-
nation Of a clause excluding a retiring
president-general from becoming a candi-
date for second term. The question was
eagerly debated after a favorable report
had been made by the Committee on Re
vision OF Constitution, and was finally
carried. The constitution has limited the
tenure Of Office to one year. The amend
ment provides that the national officers,
who shall be elected by a majority Of the
members present at the annual congress,
shall hold Office for one year and until
their successors are chosen
A resolution was also adopted, as pro
posed by Delegate w. NJ. Bunker, OF
California, providing for an annual APP
lpr0priation Of $3.50 TO preserve the monu-
ment in the Church Of the Holy Trinity
Of the Ninories. at London, England,
which bears the Washington arms-the
eagle and the Stars and Stripes. The
monument marks the burial place OF
! Elizabeth Washington, of the family
from which General Washington was di-
rectly descended.
At noon the congress adjourned so that
the delegates might take lunch before
leaving on the steamer Manchester for
Mount Vernon an hour later. Exercises
were held at the historic home OF George
Washington. the principal address being
by Representative John Goode. VIII,
was president of the Virginia Consttu
tional Convention.
At the conclusion of Mr.. Goodies ora
ton Mrs. Donald Mclean, regent Of tn,
New York City Chapter, Daughters oi
the American Revolution, made a grace
ful address, presenting to the society tn,
tree taken from the Lexington battle
field. The tree was the gift Of Mrs
Sarah Bowman Van Ness, regent Of tn,
Lexington Chapter, Daughters Of th'
American Revolution. II was not plant
ed yesterday, but viii later be set in the
! Mount Vernon grounds by the society.
After the speechmaking the party as
sembled at the mansion house, where
large group photograph of the gathering
was taken.
The party boarded the steamer at
! o'clock for Marshall Hall, where a clam
J bake was one of the features, and severa
short extemporaneous addresses wer
. made, after which the party returned {
Washington by steamer, leaving Ma
shall Hall at 7.45 p. IN.
Evening journal., 1902-05-02

Notwithstanding the very large ad-
vance sale Of seats for the Henrietta
Crosman performance at the Opera
House tomorrow night, there still re-
main a great many very excellent
seats at so and rs cents, 81 and $150.
For the good name that Wilmington
has. as a city admiring and patroniz-
ing good theatricals. and in recogni-
tion of hermatchless ability every seat
and every space or standing room
should be occupied at the performance
tomorrow evening.
Evening journal., 1902-05-02
62l-623 MutlSeL st.

Charles s. Olmstead to be bishop o
Colorado. The conservation service
was imposing. DR.. Olmstead was for.
merly Of Bala, Pa.
Mr.. and Mrs Crosby, Miss Stewart
and Miss Taylor are registered at
Haddon Han. Atlantic City.
Mrs. E. Flood is at the Hotel Avoca,
in Atlantic City
Mrs. Spotswood Garland entertained
the members OF the General Dandy
Many Chapter. Daughters OF the Con
federacy, yesterday afternoon.
The Clayton Social gave an enjoy
able entertainment at the home of Mrs
Steele. at No. 1O5 East Eighth street
last evening. Several sketches were
presented, and an enjoyable evening
spent.
Charles Bedford has returned from
visit to Owensborough.
Miss Nellie Lynch entertained a
number of friends in her home, on
East Sixteenth street, last night After
an excellent musical program the
guests were entertained at progress
sive euchre.
J. wilkins Cooch will spend Sunday
in Pocomoke City and Snow Hill, Md.
Evening journal., 1902-05-02

Notes From WOman'S Realm


wear for summer. A very simple but
attractive little waist is of dotted
swiss, embroidered at intervals with a
small leaf design. This is one of the
few models among the thin waists that
open down the front. 1t is made with
absolute simplicity having a slightly
blousing front and plain back The
elbow sleeves are finished with q mar
row embroidery beading, interthreaded
with black velvet ribbon. The stock is
of the swiss.
Frequently color is becomingly in
troduced on the white dotted swiss
waists. Pale blue lawn inset in an or
namental design of diamond shapes
embroidered in white gives an effective
touch to the front of a white swiss
waist that buttons down the back.