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Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1902-04-20
Curtain Scrim.

300 yards good quality Curtain
Scrim, SO inches wide, regularly
sold at 71c, here Monday and Tues
day only at per yard. .............3 7-8
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Boys Hose.

One case of boys derby ribbed Hose
double knee, heel and toes, regular
25c goods, here Monday and Tues
day at per pair. ...................~..1 Zoe
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Mems NeCkWear.

10 doz mems fancy Silk four-in-
hand Ties, great variety of patterns
and colors, regular SOC grade, here
Monday and Tuesday, each. ........ l5c
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Mems underwear.

Mems fancy colored Balbriggan I'm
derwear, shirts only, all sizes, equal
to any soc garment on the market,
here Monday and Tuesday. each 23c
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New PercaleS.

One table new Percales, full yard
yard wide, fast colors, never before
offered for less than 10 and 121c,
here Monday and Tuesday....7 ID
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Special Reductions on Rugs,

during this week we will make special discounts on
all Rugs in our stock Nearly every Rug in the de
partment has just been brought out hence the styles
are new, prices will surely interest you
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Collars.

100 doz. mems high grade Linen
Collars, made in all the new high
turnover styles, regularly sold at
129e, here Monday and Tuesday, &c
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Cuffs.

80 doz. mems high grade all-linen
Cuffs, made in the new styles, worth
25c, here Monday and Tuesday, at
per pair 15c; per dozen pairs so
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1902-04-20

Sponges all kinds, sizes and prices.
Rembert's Drugstore next 2. o.
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Wash Goods.

1000 yds fast colored Figured
Lawn, full width, in fifty of the
newest patterns, regular sold at &c
here Monday and Tuesday, at
each. 3Z6
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1902-04-20

Cigar statesmen wanted, experience
unnecessary, good pay, Emanuel &
Company, Station 81" New York.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1902-04-20

Made one day, on sale the next.
Nunnally's candy COO lb. Rembert's
Drugstore
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1902-04-20

CL:~4 Wo:c4 Another season OF
OIIIt H0IcI shirt waist selling
and the finest,
Showing. most varied equip
ment of white and
colored cotton waists ever attempt
ed by this store. Tempting prices,
too. Best time now to choose the
whole summer outfit.
Ladies' white Lawn shirt waists,
insertion down back and two
rows insertion down front;
newest styles, worth 81. 80, at 98C
Ladies' white P. X, shirt waists
beautiful quality, the latest
style, perfect fitting; regular
price 50. 90; special this week
Ladies fine Imported Madras
shirt waists in lace effects and
colored stripes, new styles, fast
colOrs, worth 81. 5O;special, at CSC
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1902-07-31
ARITHMETIC GOES WRONG.
Marked Ecccutricity In the weights
of Various Packages ot MerchRn-
disc Handled by Merchants

The merchant orders ,irkin of but
ter. or a frk.n Of soap, or a tirkIn Of
raisius. as though hrkiu meant one and
the same thing IN weight.
As matter Of fact, while fir.in Of
butter weighs 81 pounds, and a tirkin
Of soap o.. firkin Of raisinS weighs no
les. than ll2 pounds, though the tables
tell YOU that a frkin is one measure of
a certain weight, says the Boston
Globe.
That j. a marked eccentricity, but IL
pales into insignifcance beside the
weight which governs straw and hay.
You cannot weigh straw as you would
hay. or YOU would be cheating Your
customer When the latter order.
load Of straw he wants 2,196 pounds,
but a loaJ # old hay means 2ol6
pounds. and new hay 2,I6O pounds.
Cheese glass, iron. hemp and fax
all these products are sold 10y the
"stone; " but il YOU were 20 weigh them.
allowing ~ pounds for each stone. YOU
would revolutionile the whole system
of reckoning AZ recognized by the va
rious trades whose species We have
Just referred 10. \ stone 81 any Of tho
latter means a different weight entire
Is. \ stone ~ cheese, for instance is
&c pounds. ~ glass 5 pounds. ~ beef
pounds. 81 iron "A pounds. .ot-hemp
% pounds 81 fax 1854 pounds in Rel
fast. and "a pounds in Downpatrick.
Wool growers and wool staplers sell
their products NJ ~ pounds 20 the
stone; but i'm dealing with one an
other the weight is increased 10 Is
pounds.
Licensed victuallers buy their wines.
among other measures. by the pipe,
and pipes in the wine trade are a. varied
as frkins or stones in others
pipe Of port i 100 gallons, Of mar
sala % gallons. Of Madeira % II bu-
cellas III. Of tenerife 100. and so on,
throughout long list 81 wines. so
that il Is important for "mine host"to
be we'll up in the various pipe meas
ures. so as 20 get in the right quaint
ties.
Even pork Is weighed ont by means
quite different from the ordinary meth
DDS Of reading a weight according TO
the rules 81 simple arithmetic II YOU
were in the pork business in Belfast.
and you received an order for one hun
dred weight Of pork, and you sent only
1l2 pounds which according TO
weights and measures tables, is cwt.
you would get an indignant letter
from your customer for cheating him
Of eight pounds. You must send 100
pounds-that's hundredweight Of
pork.
II. on the other hand, you were in
Cork. and sent your customer 100
pounds Of pork for one hundredweight,
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1902-07-31

your friend would call you daft for
sending him eight pounds more than
you need have sent.
The weight 81 a barrel" ~ anything
has more meanings than the Chinese
chow. II YOU ordered a barrel Of gun
powder, and expected 60 get the same
weight as barrel 81 beef. You would
be sorely disappointed, for between
the two species there is just a differ.
ence of 100 pounds a barrel - gun.
pounds weighs 100 pounds. and one Of
beef 200 pounds.
The variations ~ this weight are in.
deed perpleNiug Here are "a few: \
barrel ~ soft soap weighs 256 poundt
pork e24 flour 1910 90 900. raisins lle
coffee from il2 90 i6S. ancho,ies only
30, and American -four l96 pounds
Fish-like fish skin has a group 81
sliding scales. which. 10 the ordinary
laymau. SENS hoI-alcssly confused. 4
last ~ Goldfish T., r. barrels. but last
81 herring is 20. You ordered a bar.
rel 81 trawlcd cod your merchant would
tap his forehead with his finger and
say: poor fellow" You can order
a barrel 81 picked cod. but not trawled
Order a bag - cocoa and YOU get
but a bag ~ coffee is
los pounds pepper 80 rice l6s saro
il2 hops 2so and sugar from il2 60 l6s
Bushels are just a. varied. There
are 10 kinds - bushels. but YOU cannot
measure one - them 10y given unit
Whilst bushel 81 barley Is - pounds
a bushel 81 wheat b. 80 and 81 oats 40
and so the irrcgularity goes on.
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1902-07-31
OUR EXTINCT VOLCANOES.
Northwest Corner of Oneida
County. New Work

Oneida county has number q
good things. but IL IL doubtful " ne
ordinary inhabitant realizes that 4
has extinct volcanoes taking quiet
snooyc in the northwest corner ~
the county. 4. T. Loyciand. -
Tahcrg. contributes an interesting
chapter To the geological history ~
the county. reports the New York
sun. lie contends that these tx.
tinct crnters are plainly In cvidcocc
on the farm 81 Messrs. Mack and
Kulp In the Stone Hopper district
near Tabcrg. They are on top ~
the hill and their tops are like three
immense kettles set in an arch. They
are from 100 To 200 feet deep, and 20
all appearances have filed up per
haps 30 To 100 feet from their orig
inal depth. Two ~ lhcm are nearly
dry. but the upper one has pond In
II, with no inlet. or outlet TO be
seen.
II Is supposed that at some period
In the past these craters bclchcd out
an immense quantity ~ water. stone
anu Nhnu, ne stone ana mNd. bflHE
heavy. fell near the crater. forming
the hill. The sand. being lighter. FOL
lowed the wAterspout further. max
ing the sand plains found between
Tabcrg and Camden and McConnclls-
Vile. The water was So abundant
that there was great inland sea
where Taberg l., and another ~
Blossyale and one az McConnellsyillc.
II is evident that there was no fire
when those volcanoes had their erup-
tions, as no scoria Is found. The
volcanoes were simply OF the hot
water or steam variety
Another curious natural formation
Is on what Is known az Bryant Hill
or PeTcival lIill. about two miles
northeast Of Camden village. On the
summit Of the hill are several regu-
lar hollows, round in form, which
are 50 to Is feet deep and probably
$50 feet across. These formations
are familiarity known ns the "DcvIIs
Punch Bowls" Everything indicates
that at some period n powerful up
hcaval took place on the top of
Bryant or Percival Hill.
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1902-07-31
THE PRISONER.


Woe TO the man who, fcttered. far away,
Shall hear these voices and may not obey;
Hear the pines whisper and the clear
streams say:
Come back to US. on the free mountain
side:
where thy heart L. there let thy feet
abide"
Never may he, a slave TO duty, reap
A pure content who hears, in waking sleep,
The ruled grouse drumming IN the shad-
ows deep;
The leap of trout; ard hearing may not SO
Back to the hills that have bewitched
him So
Never may he, though lover true and tried,
BE sure OF perfect peace beside his bride
Who catches in his loves eyes, opened
wide,
The tint Of some well-loved, remembered
pool
That lies deep hidden in the forest cool
Woe to the man, who walled all about,
May hear these voices calling from with
out;
Hear the pines singing and the torrents
shout:
"Come back to US. on the wild mountain
side;
where thy heart is, there let thy feet
abide"
The Century.
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1902-07-31
HOW PLAIN GIRLS WIN.
The, often secure Handsome Has
bands where Their beautiful
sisters Iaii

There are few regular occasions
on which every pretty girl feels in
cliucd 60 give vent 60 her feelings 10y
a good cry" One b. when her plain
sister enter, into the bonds 90 matri-
mony with an exceedingly good look
ing man. SAYS Hearts, Chicago
American.
IL is very Notifying, II YOU hap
pen 90 be pretty. 90 hc left out Boa
the cold. and the pretty girl never
has understood. and never viii un-
dcrstand how IL is. Md perhaps IL
H. really good thing FOR the beauty
~ the family that she is so ignorant
on this matter. n she fully comprc-
hendcd the brain workings 81 that
strange creature Man. matrimony
would lose its dearest charm.
The handsome man marrics the
plain girl Cry as NJ will. this j. a
fact. and one that We may test the
nctuality Of every day II Ne will.
10 take up the quc.tion 81 forlorn
beauty Why Is II? \ man who Is
good looking must admire beauty.
lie does admire IL; he cannot help
himself Then why. the pretty girl
inquiries, does he marry her palmer
sister?
The answer may best bc found In
the letters 81 H. intelligent men ou
the subject ~ choosing a wife Each
one stated seriously what qualities
he would look FOR IN possible part
ner. and set them down IA order. the
most important first, the less impor.
tant following,
Taking an average. their ideal was
10 bc as follows: % Kind-hearted
true and sympathetic; (2) lively aud
fond 81 children; CD proud 81 herself
for the sake Of her friends: 90 n
good housekecper and busy bee;
90 a graceful figure and beautiful,
(6) wealthy and clever.
The plain girl scores at once with
her sympathy; IL is her chief and
most powerful weapon against a man
The girl with good looks has no need
10 find friends by being sympathetic
and IL is doubtful II people would
believe her sympathy TO bc genuine
At all social gatherings the plain
girl Is 50 much alone that her man
ner appears AZ once modest and re.
firing. Let a handsome man give her
half an hour 81 his comranv and her
whole mind is bent ON being agree.
able But the pretty girl has score
~ men TO talk to, and falls into
habit Of inattention. The pretty girl
really has harder time than the
plain girl.
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1902-07-31

This is nice addition TO your rel
ishes. Gather the nuts while tender
enough 20 pierce with a large needle.
chop them mp and pound in NOR
tar. then put in "A porcelain-lined kct.
tie. cover with water and cook slow
Is for two or three hours. Strain
and return TO kettle and add a tea.
spoonful each 81 ground cloves and
mace and boil down 10 one third the
quantity. Fill bottles with equal
parts Of the walnut mixture and
strong vinegar and seal at once. Add
Glove of garlic with the spices and
YOU have delicious sauce for meats.
Washington Star.
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1902-07-31
ANATURAL. BORN
KICKER

THE man who alleges that he be-
longs over toward Pochuck came
swinging in apparently heavily
charged with news of late Pochuck
happenings and so eager TO unload
them that he did not pause even long
enough on the tavern threshold to
stamp the mud off his boots.
He Topped down on a chair and
opened his mouth to enter into de-
tails at once. Badly, the landlord,
was in lively discussion on the sub
ject of boss with Farmer Bill Leon
ard, who lives opposite Goose Pond
mountain. but breaking away from
il suddenly, he said, after first re-
marking quite loud to Terry, the
Scotch-Irish terrier. that il he didn't
get out he'd step all over him:
81 suppose that old Charles p. Bar
ripgton. who lives over back of Hope
well Junction was the ding-bumble-
gusted kicker and complainer, and
the most unappreciatiye and un-
grateful follow-citizen that ever
grubbed stumps."
Farmer Bill Leonard pushed his
chnir back and looked surprised and
uneasy. The messenger from
Pochuck sat with his mouth still
open, but unrelieved of a word of
the news il was surely stocked with.
and stared at the landlord, who
scratched a match on his trousers
leg, relit his cigar butt, and said:
"Yes, yes. Most amazing and per
sistent kicker and cOmplainer was
old Charles =. Darlington. migrate
full and unappreciative, too.
"See how it was the time his wife
was sick. Everybody liked Mrs.
Charles =. Darlington. She was the
incest, dearest old lady you ever
saw. She pinned for trout.
cit was in the early spring. There
was snow on the ground yet, and the
creeks were bank high and had ice
on 'em. 1t was worth any ones life.
almost, to go out and even try TO get
trout. But a couple of us young
chaps made up our minds that dear
old Mrs. Charles p. Darlington
should have the trout she pinned for,
no matter what happened, and we
went out to get 'em.
81 won't tell you how we waded
through snow up to our waists, al
most; and tumbled into the icy
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1902-07-31
MISCELLANEOUS ITEMS.

A small quantity OF washing SODA
dissolved IN hard water sottcns II ny
precipitating the chalk.
New York pays her supreme court
Judges Sl15Oo per auuum. which IL
higher salary than any other state
gives.
The scale Of the human voice. from
lowest bass 10 highest soprano, is
four octavcs. The average voice mas
only ~ notes
The state Of Utah has more sheep
than any other similar area Of lana;
her total is 100000. New Mexico
has about 100000.
There are only seven tenement
houses IN the Second ward 81 New
York. There are Illo iu the Tenth
ward The area of the Second ~ ~
acres and Of o Zenith 100 acres
Bombast once siguincd the cotton
that was employed Co stun garments
particularly the enormous trunk hose
worn m the fourteenth and hftccnth
centuries.
The Rocky mountain locust or
rrasshoppcr, m 1874 destroyed $780,
100000 of the crops OF Kansas. Mis-
souri,. Nrhra 90 aud Iowa, and the
indirect loss was probably a. much
more.
The bands of elk that wiutcrcd In
Jackson Hole country, Wyoming. Tour
years age. were estimated 60 number
10000. They NOW number lc.. than
10000. according To- the estimate 81
the rnuchcrs
College authorities az Milwaukee
expressed an old sentiment 10 new
words ON the sign. please walk ON
the sidewalk" The words were nice
" arranged Foe two lines. \ Vandal
came along with hat,hct. an when
he left. the sign read thus. Please
walk on." which cordial initiation is
being generally accepted.
n called upon boa % hurry the ma
tional house 81 Representatives could
get up YER, good vaudeville show.
There are story t'l.rr> galore. Con
gresham Hamilton FL, 90 capital sing.
er ~ topical cong and other. having
simple music and Kahn 81 California,
formerly an actor 81 note, has some
ludicruus parodies 81 Shuhcspcarc.
Some % the members ar, ro"d Jig
dancers and altogether an excellent
show could be furnished ON short no
ticc.
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1902-07-31

creek; and caught colds that laid us
up for month and cost big doctors
bills; and how we finally bought the
trout of a fellow who had managed
20 catch half a dozen, somehow, and
who wouldn't sell 'em for less than
two dollars. But they were for nice
old Mrs. Charles l.. Darlington, and
we bought 'em, and took 'em to the
harrington place, wringing wet as
we were, and all but frozen.
Charles =. harrington came TO the
door himself. We handed him the
trouA-nice ones they were, too
and told him they were for Mrs.
Charles =. harrington. He took 'em,
looked 'em over, and then growled
out;
1.-THE trout's all right, ] s'pose.
But it's a wonder you wouldn't "a
cleaned 'em before you brung emf"
The landlord paused to scratch an
other match. The mouth of the
Pochuek newsbcarer was still open,
but whether news would have begun
10 issue from il is not known, for
Badly. the landlord, spoke w again,
rifHt away
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1902-07-31
Fruit salad Dre..Inn

To make sweet dressing for n
fruit salad boil one-half cupful Of
sugar with one-fourth cupful Of cold
water until the sirup will spin deli.
cate thread Add the unbcatcn white
of one egg and simmer three min.
utes. Remove from the fire and add
the juice OF two oranges, two table.
spoonfuls Of lemon juice, one.half
cupful Of pineapple juice and strain
through cloth.-Broollyn Eagle.
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1902-07-31
THEY GET UP VERY HIGH.
But Monntsinrers Have Never nee,
Able 10 Reach the Top of
Mount Everest.

just how high a man Is able Ia
climb has never been determined.
not because Of the lack of noun.
tuins, but owing To- the ever multi.
PLYING difficulties which bcsct the ad.
vcnturcr the higher he gets
The highest point To- which a man
has So far climbed Is 23,I93 feet
This Is the height OF Aconcup1a. the
lofticst summit Of the main CoriL
lera Of the Andes. This point was
reached 10y the guide Matthia. /ur
briggen and Mr.. Vines. two member,
81 the expedition that was sent out
in 1897 under T. \ Fitzgerald He.
fore this the record was held Dos 81,
William Martin Conway expedition
which In ispa climbed mountain i'm
the Karokoram llimalayns 22. GUu feet
high
Whether man viii ever be able 20
climb tp the top Of Mount Everest
which IL 2D. POO feet above the 500,
level il "A question upon which scion.
lists and others are divided Nu az.
pcditiou 60 finally determine ht
matter would bee watched with con.
siderable interest.
Such an expedition. however. o. he
carried ont with any reasonable hop,
- srcccss would not bee q matter a
DAYS or weeks bat ~ wears Nun
tain expeditions have hitherto adopt.
ed too rapid rate ~ ascent H,
nervous system consequently Dad
not time Co ac,ustom itself t1 ils
action Of the rariGrd air nor the .r.
ranisms 10 the cold
Angelo Mosso one - The great.
est authorities on human physiology
who has devoted years 60 the study
~ the effects 81 high altitude. .r
the human frame and who ho. 0csr
iu.ttlmcutBl boz securing the erection
of new observatory and A'p,u. .,..
tiln un Munta Rosa for the ,pc .
study - the life - mon on the I.-h
Alps stated very recently that Do
was convinced that man may rca.h
the summit ~ Everest without t,r.
pus eufrriuge
The reason. Sig Mosso tells POI,
why so few have attempted che ae
cent ~ thc highest peaks o. tho com.
,iction that man cannot Withstand
1 the rarihcd air ~ such nlii'u1r,
I We live 40 the bottom - an ocean
/ - air and our budir- are especially
I adapted FOR HE al low levels. Con.
s-queutly when W. are placed in nn.
usual conditions. such A. exist -
great heights We arc affected In
various ways Respiration become
difficult. the circulation ~ the blood
rs altered. tho heart e. fatiru,l
mountain sickness" g. experienced
and las,itudr and exhaustion follow
In spite ~ an this the ascent 90
Mount Everest o. believed possible
Tho progress must necessarily no
very slow because the climber So y
have to ncclimatlyc himself perfectly
as he asccnds in order To- reach 'l'
/ top In conditions - health ana
strength His ,lctualing arrange
mcnts must bc generously and pm
IDENTIFY made. more especially az the
last stages must hc covered at ma. Fe
pace nv dcvoting two or three
years 80 climbing the 90 200 feet -
the ton 81 Mount Everest a. m aver.
age rate 81 about 30 feet daily Sig
Mpsso believes the feat NAV be &C.,
/ rstpplfehgd
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1902-07-31
The Sin Of
Self-Indulg
Rev. Frederick E. Hopkins,
Pastor Pilgrim consrss stionsi
Church, Chicago.

Adams there your colleges and they graduated fcrson and
Webster; your pulpit, and Lyman Beecher there
Look your homes big families OF which Franklin
Wendell Phillips another and both the Shemans
Beecher, one of eight, and every a genius.
WHAT HAS BECOME OF THE AMERICAN HOME AND
FAMILY Why is that largely already the children strangers
gates? They have large families They the
work The biggest farms these prares
The who draws the largest salary in this country
Schwab. Not distnctively American in sound We
speak these things from prejudice the foreign or
Not because believe the former days better
But the doctrine OF Saviour the saith
itself Thou hast much goods laid for many days thine
ease" s danger Of death
INSTEAD OF SITTING DOWN IN OUR FURNACE.
HEATED CASH. HTE d. NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.
HOMES AND BEING THEREWITH CONTENT. IT Is FOR lis
TO SEE TO 1T THAT SPIRITUAL STRENGTH KEEPS PACE
WITH MATERIAL PROGRESS.
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1902-07-31
To smooth wrinLIed Gown,

For cloth gowns that are wrinkled
after packing, draw the bathtuh half
fhll ~ hot water, hang the gowns
above IL to steam; in couple Of
hours the wrinkles will have disnn.
peared. II also freshens lace and
chiffon gowns. In packing. aIwnys
stun sleeves with a little tissue nm
per- laying the waists fiat in the tits
Also cover velvet collars, cuffs or
vests To prevent marking Good
Housekeeping.
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1902-07-31
oratory yer.u. stenography.

"Will you pleas" explain this pas.
sage?" asked the stenographer Of the
great orator. ut does not seem to
mean anything, but | am sure / got
your words right"
That means, young man" said the
great orator, that you do not know
oratory when you hear it."-.Indian-
apOlis News
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1902-07-31
UnpOpuIarity OF Cbauneurs.

Even in New York city, where
reverence for the native aristocracy
Is inbred, they are beginning to mob
automobilists who run over people
in the streets This should serve as
caution TO local chaufieurs, says
the Chicago Chronicle. who have to
deal with a people more or less wild
and woolly-not TO say strenuous.
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1902-07-31
Eacour raging.

MY heart" he said. lis in this
work"
Good" she replied. "Now il some
body would put some brains in it We
might look for results."--Chicago Rec
rd-Herald.
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1902-07-31
HeNeIl

The Bride-There's only one thing
needed to complete our happiness.
The Groom What is that, dearcsY
81 do wish my first husband ana
your first wife would meet and ge'
married. detroit Free Press