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Omaha daily bee., 1902-04-26
Magic City Gossip.

Feeder shipments 10 the country are on
the increase.
w, 8. Kenworthy is back from an ex-
tended western trip.
Candidates will be initiated by the East
em Star at Masonic hall on Saturday night.
New committee cards are being printed
for the city council
Last evenings entertainment given by
the junior class at the Young Mems Chris
tan association was well attended.
The funeral OF Joseph Crawford. which
was held at the First Methodist Episcopal
church yesterday afternoon, was attended
by a large number of friends OF the de-
ceased.
George w. Mason, 7l2 North Twenty
fourth street, Is Offering some special Dor
gains In choice vacant and improved prop
erty. Anyone intending to buy for a home
or investment will do we'll to see him.
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1902-01-09
AT THE OPERA HOUSE.

Liquid Air, with numerous prac-
teal demonstrations, by Prof. Eugene
@ Foster, of Philadelphia, Pa, at the
Peoples Theater next Saturday night
the 18th inst, will be one Of the most
| interesting entertainments ever given
in Marietta.
Liquid Air is nothing more or less
than ordinary air reduced to liquid
by means of pressure, through the
agency of special machinery. The
temperature of liquid air is 312 degrees
below zero. This makes liquid air 344
degrees colder than ice and 377 degrees
colder than ordinary water.
The following are few OF the many
wonderful experiments performed with
liquid air: An ordinary potato and a
piece of steak are placed in pan and
liquid air is poured on them. AT once
a kissing sound and vapor arises from
the pan as if the potato and steak were
boiling upon red hot stove. When
the steak is taken out it will be found
frozen hard, and the potato will be
found so hard that it will require a
hammer to crack it. The temperature
of each, of course, is that of liquid air
312 below zero.
A rubber ball immersed in this liquid
and thrown on the floor burst into small
pieces, just as if it had been glass
ball.
A small quantity of liquid air is plac-
ed in glass and when match is APP
piled green flame is seen. Two ordi-
nary steel pens were fused by the burn
ishing, and the temperature of the
flame is found to be 2200 degrees above
the boiling point.
1t takes temperature of 220 degrees
below zero to freeze alcohol, but treat
ed with liquid air, it is frozen in
minute.
An egg, when immersed in liquid
air, is frozen so hard that it requires
hammer to crack it.
The heavy advance sale of seats in
dicates that the largest audience of the
season will greet Prof. Foster. Reserv-
ed seats now on sale at Mosher's.
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1902-01-09
THE OLD AND THE NEW.

The old council passed out of office
on last Monday evening. Mayor t. M.
Brumby and Aldermen made a very
creditable financial showing of their
two years work.
Mayor Brumby and Aldermen have
endeavored to do their duty fearlessly
and conscientiously seeking to advance
the best interests of the city as for as
human foresight and fallible judge
ment would admit.
The new council with Mr.. J. Z. Legg
as mayor, are all good and discreet
business men, and will no doubt give a
clean and successful administration Of
affairs of the city. With kind words
and cooperation of the people there
should be long strides made this year
in advancement of the welfare of the
town.
The newly elected Mayor, Joseph P.
Legg, and Aldermen, J n CAN'T, j E
Motley, ID Malone, M L McNeel, A NJ
Dobbs and 9 A Guyton, were sworn in
Monday evening and proceeded to bus
ness. w M Hawkins was elected Mar
shall, d B Parks, Deputy Marshal; M
Austin, City Clerk; @ NJ Hicks, Street
Boss, and w I Dewberry, night watch
man.
| Fred Morris was elected Treasurer.
The following committees were APP
pointed by the mayor:
Mayor Pro Tenn T. Motley.
Finauce-Dobbs, Malone, Motley.
Streets-Guyton, CAN'T, Mcneil
Fire Dept and Water-Dobbs, Guy
! ton, Mcneil.
Lights-Gantt, Guyton, Motley.
Cemetery-Mozley, Dobbs, Malone
Printing-McNeel, Guyton, CAN'T.
Park-Guyton, CAN'T, Malone.
Ordinances-Mozley, Malone, Dobbs
Sanitary-Malone, Guyton, CAN'T.
Cleck-Malone, Guyton, McNeel.
Building-Gantt, Malone, McNeel.
Adjourned until next Monday night.
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1902-01-09
GOVERNOR BOB TAYLOR.

For the season of 1901-1902 Governor
Taylor will present his latest lecture
entitled "The Old Plantation" In
presenting this splendid theme he will
have the assistance of superb
male quartette, and music by this
quartette will be beautifully inter-
woven into the lecture, bringing out,
strengthening and illustrating it's
points of humor, pathos, and beauty
In the various quartette songs which
are given throughout the lecture
Governor Taylor sings the leading part
Clothing philosophy IN the gentle garb
of humor and song, he reaches the
tenderest sentiments of every heart
As an impersonator of character he has
no superior. With the versatility of
his genius he portrays the customs and
oddities of people who built civili-
cation which now is only distant and
tender memory. On the wings of his
oratory and the tide of his songs he
carries you back to the days when the
darkies sang in the cotton fields and
the lords and ladies of the plantation,
mounted on their thoroughbreds,
mingled their shouts with the music
of the running hounds in joyous chase. !"
Will lecture at the Peoples Theatre
Thursday evening at s O'Clock. Seats
on sale at Mosher's, so and 70 cents.
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1902-01-09
INSTALLATION OF OFFICERS.

On Tuesday night the following Off
GERS of Cherokee Lodge, o o F, were
duly installed by District Deputy Grand
Master 9 Grist, for the ensuing term
as follows:
w. S. n. Neal, Noble Grand; w. l.
Walling, Vice Grand J H Groves, Sec
rotary; P Cheney, Treasurer; G (
Power, Warden; S V Sanford, r S to \
G.; B T Frey, i S to N G.; w L sPome
roy, r V G.; A w Rankin, l. S V G
NJ Boston, Conductor; J Daniel
Chaplain; B G Brumby, r S; J /
Conger, L SIS; D I Baker G., N
Nelson, o G.; H r McClatchey, Pas
Grand.
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1902-01-09
WEEK OF PRAYER.

Religious services are being held by
the Baptist, Presbyterian and Metho-
dist pastors at the Presby terrain church
every night this week except Saturday
night. The first service was held
Sunday night. Rev. S. r. Belk preach
ed on opportunity. The subjects for
the week: Morday night, the Bible
Tuesday night, the Church Wednes-
day night, the Government; Thursday
night, the Home; and Friday night
Missions. Rev. j. H. Patton, Rev. ]
T. Jenkins, ana Rev. S. r. BeIk are
doing the preaching on these several
subjects. Let all our people attend.
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1902-01-09

For SALR.-Two horse power kero-
sene engine, recently overhauled and in
good condition. A bargain. Apply at
JOURNAL office.
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1902-01-09
Stops the Cough
and Work off the Cold.

Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets cure
cold in one day. No cure, no pay.
Price % cents
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1902-01-09
GREETING FOR
THE NEW YEAR.

Grateful for past favors
and patronage, we desire to
inform the trading public
a continuance will not only
be appreciated but that we
will strive to make tito their
interest to do so. Our stock of
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1902-01-09

Watches, Clocks,
Diamonds, JeWeIry,
sSilverWare, ETC.,
Is complete, stylish and up
to-date and at prices that de-
fy competition in quality
and design.
Repairing by one of the
most skilled workmen in the
South, enables us to please
all. Call and see us, and let
us show you our beautiful
and elegant goods.
j. II. Bate s. Co.,
jewelers. and Opticians.
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1902-01-09

Shoes for Ladies, Misses and Children. We
can tit you and please you. Call and see us
on east side of square
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1902-07-11

NEW YORK STOCK MARKET.
Fsaturss Of the Day's DsaIinss in al
the Leading Stocks.

New York, July 10.-Today's stock mar
ket was highly speculative throughout
and speculative influences affected the
grain markets as well and even the mon
ley and exchange markets. In the stock
market there was large buying of New
York Central, which was the leader OF
the market, but the same brokers which
were heavy sellers of Western grain car
rying railroad stocks. This might be n
shifting of speculative accounts from one
portion to another Of the list, such as
often occurs in bull market under the
usual professional leadership which an
active speculation always follows. But
the conviction was general, today that
this was manoeuvre to facilitate taking
profits in Western stocks on the part Of
so-called Western contingent, which is
engrOssed at this time with the conduct
of the corner in July corn at Chicago
This operation looms big in financial af-
fairs. There was no currency to Chicago
through the sub-treasury, today but &c.
900 went through that institution to New
Orleans and it is estimated that the ex-
press companies took another million and
half to Chicago, today. The higher
rates for time loans here encouraged fur
ther borrowing of foreign funds through
the sterling market. The six point squirt
in sugar was in the nature of punishment
to bear spectators, who have sold this
stock short very freely of late. The
closing generally was steady. The bond
market was irregular. Total sales, par
value, $2,500,C00. United States bonds were
unchanged on the last call.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1902-07-11
Sweepina the Corners.

A good housekeeper once made the
; statement that she didn't believe in
sweeping the part of the floor that
showed the most, and leave dust AMI
dirt accumulate in the corners and out
of-the-way places. She would rather
sweep it all in a heap in the centre Of
the room and leave it there as a re-
minder that the room was not clean.
than to attempt to deceive herself and
others into believing that it was in a
proper condition. 1t is perfectly safe
to assume that any hOusekeeper who
keeps the corners clean will keep the
centre of the floor in like condition.
Cleanliness and order go hand in hand.
This housewife had way of doing
things right. She started in the right
way and cleaned up as she went along.
When anyone goes to the trouble of
devising ways of accomplishing results
their work is very apt to be done
thoroughly and well. We workmen
(whether in the factory or office) all
have our room to sweep daily. Some
of us keep the centre of the floor look
ing fairly clean and let the corners go,
and others of us keep the corners as
clean as the centre The workman
with the way of doing things is the
one who does them right His broom
moves with mathematical precision and
nicely. He starts right, proceeds right
and finishes right. Everything is
cleaned up as he goes along. whisk
here and a dab there only scatters dust
over the floor that must eventually be
gathered up and disposed of. Whisks
and dabs mean lost time and energy.
1t is what he accomplishes that tells
the tale. 1t don't pay to half do a
thing and then lay it aside to do it all
at some other time because it is a
hard one" 1t won't get any easier
by keeping, and then delays in sweep
ing business floors, as well as any other
kind, are always dangerous, These
hard ones" are the corners and out
of-the-way places of business floors.
The Office workman, whose desk is
always crowded with things to think
over" is the one who has the fewest
tangible notions on doing things right,
and the least conception of method in
accomplishing his daily work, and this
applies with equal force to the factory
workman who has more jobs hung up
than he can accomplish in month of
Sundays Clean up the corners as
you go along and they won't be half so
hard to keep clean. 1t is the legitimate
privilege of every workman to make
his work as easy as possible and do il
well. 1t is better for him and better
for his employer. 1t is easier to do
things right in methOdical- and thor
Ouch manner to leave the corners
ito take their chances with the know
ledge that your work is never done pro-
perry.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1902-07-11
New York Produce Market.

New York, July 10.
FLOUR-Receipts, 17,2SS bbls.; exports,
1876 bbls.: sales, $3.50 pkgs.; dull and
barely steady.
RYE FLOuR-Dull: sales. 800 bbls.
fair to good, 3.25G3.i5; choice to fancy,
3. 55n3.7O.
wHEAT-Receipts. 1850 bu.; exports,
23,S75; sales, 1.375,0O0 blu. futures, "a eco bu
spot; spot easy; No. 2 red, S03n e.evator;
No. red, sl4MS2 b afioat; No. !
northern Duluth. Sg;;a afloat; No. !
hard Manitoba, Sc b afloat, options IT.
regular.
CORN-Receipts, 1850 bu.: exports. 2166
bu.; sales, 10000 blu. futures; spot easy
No. 2, 1G52 elevator and IN o b afloat.
OATS-Receipts, $4,000 bu. exports, A.
Az bu. spot steady; No. 3. Sc; No. g. So;
No. 2 white, 6JM14 No. white, 59n60;
track mixed western. 54M56; track white
western, 60MG4; track white state, 6o06i.
BEEF-Steady.
CUT MEATS-Firm; picked bellies, liz
@12A.
LARD-Firmer; western steamed, 11.40
July closed 1l.42 nominal; refined firm;
continent. 1150: S. A., 100; compound,
s1sdns
PokK.Firm; family. 2la2l.5o.
BUTrER-Slightly easier; creamery
1SA12iA; factory, 16@1s
CHEESE-Cuiet to easy; new state ful'
cream small colored fancy, 10MA; small
white, 106lA.
realistically; state and Penna., 2om
2C59.
PETROLEUM-Stea
RESIN-Steady.
TURPENTINE-Dull; 47A@4sN.
RICE-Firm.
ENTHUSIASTICALLY.
SUGAR-Raw, steady; fair refining.
1916; centrifugal SO test, 5-16; molas-
ses sugar, rs; refined, steady.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1902-07-11
Personal Notes.

Marshal Prince Komatsu, japanese
delegate to the coronation, will return
to his country by way of the United
States.
Lady Henry somerset will leave Eng
land for the United States on Septem-
Der &c. She will remain in this country
about Il month.
Geroge w. Botsford has been secured
by Columbia University as lecturer on
ancient history. He has had published
a number of textbooks on the subject.
Very Rev. Michael Barry, pastor of
St. Paurs Catholic Church, Oswego, II.
Y, has just sailed to Rome and will
represent Bishop Ludden at the papal
silver jubilee.
Clara Barton, head of the Red Cross
Society, has been invited by President
Diaz. of Mexico. to come to the City of
Mexico and there organize a branch of
the society for the Republic.
A memorial window in memory OF
Mrs! Georgiana M. Sizer has been pre-
scented to a Brooklyn Baptist church by
Cinnamon for her beneficial work
among the members of their race.
Miss de MattOS, cousin OF ROBERT
Louis Stevenson, to whom the author
dedicated his DIR. Jekyll and M,
HYDE" as well as number of poems
has Just been married in England to a
Mr.. Dalton.
Prof. Alexander Graham Bell says
wireless telegraphy will never be made
practicable for service on land. He IS
| in Chicago on his way to attend the
National Educational Convention III
Minneapolis.
Mrs. Charles Carroll Jackson, of New
York, has presented st. Saviour's Epis
copal Church in that city with chapel
and chancel in memory of her husband
who died at sea off Gibraltar, in De-
cember, 1901.
Pastor Bartlett, of Chicago, is pro-
posing a plan to place. for short time
before the hour Of the Sunday evening
service, a band of about forty singers
upon the church steps that their songs
may induce many TO enter the church
| Cart Won Waldersee, a relative of
Field Marshal Won Waldersee, of Ger
many, is making trip through Texas
for the purpose of investigating the
cattle and the quantity of supply for
direct shipment of beef cattle from the
ranches to Germany.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1902-07-11
Reflections of a Bachelor.

Widows are never so young as they
count themselves.
AS if it were a boat on the sea a
father should be an anchor for his
child; a mother it's harbor in storms.
Why the mosquitoes fool around wo-
mems Open-work stockings so much is
because some of them look so much
like mosquito netting
Some men haven't got sense enough
to learn when they are married that a
woman can be managed only by let
ting her manage the man.
The surest way to find out whether a
woman's hair is red or she is only
pretending it is, is to make fun of red
headed children and see how mad she
doesn't get.-New York Press.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1902-07-11

Chicago, July 10.
Clear skies with prospects Of fair
weather general during the next "a hour
caused drop in prices of all grain
on the Board of Trade. today, and trad
ing was extremely light. Sept. wheat
closed NC lower. Sept corn was 5sMla,
lower. with oats saM.sc lower. Provisions
closed 10 to 20 cents higher.
The leading futures closed as follows:
WHEAT-No. July. 76; Sept, 737sMl2
Dec. 7S3sMA.
CORNING. July. 50; Sept. 61@A: Dec.
471AMA: May, 44ss.
OATS-No. 2 July old, 43A: new, 4s;.
Sept. old, sos; new, 3SssMA; Dec. new
33i4 ass.
MESS PORK-July. 1850; Sept. 1s.72E
LARD-July. n-12h; Sept, Ills.
SHORT RIBS-July, 1915: Sept, 10 S2,s
FLOUR-More active; prices steady ans
firm.
WHEAT-No. spring. 7OG7e; No. red
761zsG7S.
CORNING. 2, BIZ: No. yellow, S1ik-
OATS-No. 2. 50Gi51; No. white 5i1aM
54la; No. white, 521lQa.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1902-07-11
Blasts From The RAMS Horn.

You cannot cheat God and the devil
too.
the light of God cures the lust Of
gold.
The grace of God is the glory of His
child.
The tree of knowledge is not the tree
of life.
No truth can be expressed by the
tongue alone.
There are no pure lives without pure
hearts.
The richest promises are for the
poorest people.
Receding waves do not indicate an
ebbing tide.
Faith has a foot to walk as well as
an eye to see.
We are more likely to lose our gains
than our gifts.
Character is the best commercial as y
set in the world.
To do is not to be. We ought to be
more than we do.
God fights our foes without If we
fight those within.
Don't trim your lamp so Zealously as
to extinguish it.
endanger my own liberty when
force it on another.
Fear may influence action but 1T cam
not change character.
Sounding brass is not the sign of one
sound in the faith.
The sun that bleaches sanctity whittier
tans sin darker.
Troubled hearts are the only ones
that can claim Gods peace.
The mercenary minister sells MS
Masters seed for his own gain.
The world needs a pure Thought cru
SADIE more than one for pure food.
1t is vain to draw man out OF the
saloon if you drop him on the street.
A great many are living in hopes
there will be no collections in heaven
Our thoughts in time are weavlns
the garments we must wear in eternity
The Christian is like candle, ne
cannot be kindled without being con-
sumed.
It's of no use for your lips to be talk
ing of grace unless your life tastes oil
it.
The man who gives to advertise his
charity has no charity worth advertis-
ing.
Truth does not need any proof or evil
dence, for the real truth is self-evi-
dent.
The eloquence of the preacher cannot
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1902-07-11
The Best Liniment for Strains.

Mr.. F. Fl. Wells, the merchant at
Deer Park, Long Island, N. Y, says:
II always recommend Chamberlain )
Pain Balm as the best liniment for
strains. I used it last winter for Sc
we're lameness in the side, resulting
from a strain, and was greatly pleased
with the quick relief and cure it eff
fected." For sale by John Coughlin.
III Water street; J. C. Houlehan,
Gardiner.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1902-07-11

Boston, July 10.
FLOUR-Dull; spring patent. 4.10d4. %.
CORN-Unchanged; No. 2 yellow, 74h.
OATS-Unchanped;N No. 2 clipped, 81.
PORK-Firm; q. 5OM24
LARD-Higher; 13Am13E.
BEEF-Dull; extra sides, 11i4G12; light
grass and cows, sac
LAMB-Steady; 11M13.
VEAL-Steady: 5MlO.
BUTTER-Steady; extra creamery, 230
23E; eastern, 23M23.
CHEESE-Stcady: new. 9AmlCjk.
az
POTATOES-Steady;n new, 225G275.
SUGAR-Unchanged 4.65
COTTON SEED MEAL-Firm; 2S.
MIXED FEED-Firm: 23M24
BRAN-Spring, firm; 20 50021.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1902-07-11
|@8lQNuB GOSSIP,
A Dreamer.

1 keep a-sayin' to myself-when summers
SiZZin' so:
I'D like to be down yonder. where the
honeysuckles grow!
I'd like to find the meadows. with the
daisies, cool an deep;
An have the winds an whippoorwills to
sing my soul to Sleep.
An yet, when l was with 'enl-in the
shadows of the pines,
Where the hummin bird was browSin' in
the mornin' glory vines,
1 was evermore a-sayin', in the lonesome
day an night:
I'D like to be up yonder, where the city
shines SO bright!'
It's still the same old feelin'-the restless
ness that seems
To keep the soul a-E,Ovin' for to realize
its dreams!
An when we realize EN-, an reach the
highest hill,
We're longin for the valley, an we're old
time drearlerS still!
Frank l.. Stanton.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1902-07-11

his check-book J. Pierpont Morgan
would never have taken luncheon with
Emperor William. Perhaps that is
true. and if so it is also true that with
out his crown Emperor William would
never have enjoyed a luncheon with
Mr.. Morgan. And yet this is hardly q
fair way of putting it for they are
both good fellows and exceptionally
brainy men. regardless of check book
or crown. ,-ssx 4:
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1902-07-11

The presence of the American flag in
the Philippines, with the skilled sur
geOns Of its army, its modern sanitary
regulations, it's self-sacrificing nurses
and it's energetic officials, have saved
scores of lives in this visitation of the
cholera for every one that was des-
trOyed in the course of the Spanish
war and the Tagal Instruction.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1902-07-11

Shall it be a canal built with locks
after the usual fashion of canals, or
rather atgreat tide-water. sea-level
!. waterway. connecting the two oceans.
and creaftng two continents where
4 there sSase before? The latter
! schef psals to the Imagination
/ herSa ynct. Such a lockless canal
v1 am of the great De
II kRs.S DShbtless the first cost of a
canal witAept locks would be larger
han the epst of canal with locks,
but It might be cheaper in the end.
There will probably be much discus
sion of this matter within the next
I few years.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1902-07-11

Tracy, the fugitive Oregon convict,
is having the time of his life and is
furnishing material for whole army
Of writers of yellow covered litcra-
ture. Tracy is undoubtedly gentle
man of exceptional activity, deter
mination ana ingenuity, but his press
agent is probably the man who is
really doing the record breaking
stunts
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1902-07-11

Mr.. Titus. the American representa-
tive at Henley. will not bring back the
diamond SOULS. this year, but he has
added to his reputation as an oarsman
of great skill. pluck and endurance.
He won two hard races on successive
DAYS, but was beaten on the third day
by fresh man. But those SOULS have
been brought over here once and they
will come again.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1902-07-11
For Memory.

Citiman-Say, Subbubs. now that
you're a sort of agriculturist perhaps
you can give me the information
want What is a forget me-not?
Subbubs-Why-er a piece of
string your wife ties around your finger
when you go in town on an errand.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1902-07-11

According to General F'itZhugh Lee
who knows Cuba as well as any man
living, it must soon be case of aid
anarchy or annexation" for that
island. Perhaps i'm seeking apt
alliteration's artful aid he makes apt
the matter more desperate than it
really is
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1902-07-11
The Bitterness of Death.

"When he found that death was ut
hand was he resigned?"
mo, indeed. You see, he had just
bought a $50 Panama hat, and he re-
allied that he couldn't wear it and a
halo at the same time"