Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1902-11-28

Whsa tas Able 40 volssnon. who
had bssa unfortunate enough to offend
The great Condo and lose his favor,
wsat 70 court to make his peace with
The offended prince. the latter rudely
turned his back on him. Thank
heaven. SIR" the able exclaimed, Il
have not been miainformed; your
hiShness does not treat me as II were
IN enemy" why do you say that?"
tine prince demanded. Because. SIR"
answered the able. "your highness
never turns your back on an enemy"
The English papers tell of young
Partisan in London. visiting the
Chamber Of Horrors" at Nine. Tus.
saud's. Being alone. he was seized
with An impulse to put his neck In the
lunette wherein had rested that of
Marie Antoinnette. He lay down,
touched spring, and closed the col.
lar. But how was he to release him.
self? II he touched the wrong spring
the fatal axe might descend. Before
long crowd Of visitors, led by an at
tendant, came on the scene. The
guide was bit Of q linguist, and saw
an opportunity. with himself as mas.
ter OF the situation. He at once began
. practical lecture on the guillotine
Interrupting his remarks with little
Asides In French to the indignant vic.
Tim, asking him to scream louder or
Mrithe more agonizingly. How we'll
he acts!" exclaimed the grauned on.
lockers. Finally the Partisan was re.
leased. and, answering the applause
with maledictiOns, fed.
Mrs. HIldsbrandt's Discovery.
Lake Sarah. MINI. Nov. 24th.--Mrs.
Hildebrandt Of this place claims to
have discovered complete cure for
Rheumatism and numerous people
can testify that a. Mrs. Hildebrandt
had the terrible ah1iction and 10 now
well woman. she appears to have
good grounds for her claim. Mrs.
Htldebrand: speaks Of her cure a. fol.
lows:
Il had the Rheumatism in my arms
% bad that could not sleep at night.
wss induced to try Dodd's Kidney
Pills and before I had taken two
boxes was much better. When !
had taken four boxes was completely
cured"
1t 10 only fair to state that others
have made the same discovery -
Mrs. Hildebrandt and that for Rheu.
matism and other diseases arising
from the Kidneys. Dodd's Kidney
Pills are recognized as the one sure
and permanent cure.
A woman in pursuit OF q late sum.
mer gown stood in front of . counter
heaped with foulards in big store
A blue ground with a white polka dot
seemed to please her best, but she
paused irresolu<ely." It looks just like
the old indigo blue calicoes they used
to wear when I was little girl in the
country" she said, discontentedly
Madame" said the portly salesman
long after you and are dead and
gone women will be wearing blue and
white polka dots. They have worn
them since the race emerged from bar
!barism. They will wear them unit
1t sinks into 1t again" After thai
lportentous gravity and heavy philos
ophy the woman bought the dress In, 8
dazed silence.
] b.
The word Cholera" and "pesti
,lence" are unheard Of in Constantine
pile, for Nischan E6endi. the Turkish
censor, has ordered that they must no.
DO uttered or printed. Formerly HI
invented for these words the tern
suspicious diseases" At the out
break Of the pestilence In Constant
Inople, recently, i've cases of IAN ode
disease" had been officially establish
led. An English correspondent report
ed these i've cases by telegraph to hi.
paper. The censor, however, ordered
4 him to make two kilograms out Of
the one. The first dispatch had to re
port only three cases of pestilence;
the second, to be sent twelve hours
later, was to mention the other two
cases. after all, you have all YOU
wanted; the sum total Is correct.
said the censor, smilingly, to the cor
respondent, who could not. however
understand this strange proceeding
] am sure Piso's Cure for Consumption
saved my life three years ago,-Mrs. Thos
Robbins. Maple Street, Norwich. N. T., Feb.
II. 1900
One touch" of nature makes the
whole world skin.
When the receipts OF church fail
are less than the expenses there II
something wrong with the feminine at
traction.