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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1902-08-17
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IA Ow that tn king iv Great
- IA Britain an Ireland. but
Ireland don'f know it. an
III dominyons beyond
NJ sea. fr awhile. has been cawr-
mated. said Mr.. Dooley. Eve can ray
sumo where We left Off"
so it's been done at last. has it?"
said MI Hennessy.
Yes" said Mr.. DooIey. in tn pI-is-
lnce ~ tn mos illusthrees iv his sub
jects except me frind Whitelaw Reid.
be was cawrnated las Saturdah. 'Tis
TOO bad it was put off. Twas got I'D.
dye mind. fr tn thrue an staunch
subjects on this side iv tn wather.
TIL king didn't need it. He's been king
al tn time. a lot iv us knew it. All
he had 10 do amy time was to take his
g0old an di mon caubeen firm tn rack
but bis subjects firm beyond tn sea
wanted 70 see a cswrna ton an they
cudden't conveniently have wan here
where III country is still run be uni
yarsal suffering an there are a good
nanny shootin' Esll'ries. an snnyhow
he thought he might like to keep on
good terms With tn captains iv in
dusthry fr fear they might get mad
an put his furniture out into tn chan
mel an use tn island f'r STORM ex-
prisidintS. So he got up tn eawrna-
ton An aftber all. most iv thin
DIDN'T sec IT, They had TO come home
here where they were born an lave IN
land where they expect to die an will,
too n they an US have luck.
But twas gorgeous spicticie amy
DOW. HinnisSy. Fr weeks an weeks
some ~ tn finest minds in Europe has
been debatin' whether tn king shud
stand on tn Earl iv Wrinkle or tn
Asrkness " Bailyhoo durin' tn cere-
mony. II was-uecided that tn honor
shud 90 to tn noble earl. but that il
was I'll privilege iv tn noble markess
That his majesty shud put his feet on
DIS back whin he set down. TIL king
ant supposed to do anything FIR him
Su but go up an be cawrnated At
WY turn they must be jock or some
body akelly as good to pun his tie
Straight, hand him his gloves. an
Raul his coat down whin il gets up
over IN collar. An ivrybody cudden't
90 IT, mind We. IL had to be done be
N right party. whose folks had done
u tr other kings. I've been readin'
aoout II an I've come to tn conciu-
SION. HinnisSy. that TIL Scotch nobility
mos " daySCinded firm tailorS.
Anyhow, these here mighty ques-
.onS vas all decided accooriin' TO tn
.ues " IN game, whin wan day
Nad IN tn pa-aper- TIL king dimes
"n W All street magnates. Jools mis-
s'u IT m tn crown Ye see. TIL hat
-Sl not been out Tr a long time an
..Nln they come TO get il firm tn box.
tdS round that nanny " tn vaIIy-
soie gems in tn band was missing T
u Know whether tits thrue or not.
t ta' us said that tn ANCESTORS iv tn
- oelh hard up. was used TO pick a
~ out ~ IN hat iv a Saturdah night
81. 20 down TO Nose at tn corner an
- something on II. An whin times
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1902-08-17
Vacation Habit in America


Not many years ago If man WHO
could not number himself among the
great ones Of the earth fell into the habit
of taking vacations he WAS likely 10 be
regarded as either a trifler or valetud-
marian. Now almost everybody has his
few DAYS off ar some time during the
year Here and there, Of course. one
finds people who are kept at work with
out fntermission- The retail clerks have
been particularly Unfortunate Their day
stretches far into the evening. their Sun
day is anything but q holiday. and Tor
many Of them rsca lions never arrive
Occasionally too. there are little chill
dren who are held in a kind OF slavery
and for whom all days and seasons have
but one meaning. From such waste OF
human material may the country soon be
delivered, The way of delsYerance VIII
be rough and tedious but II is impossible
to believe that society viii not travel II
People have begun 10 believe that all
work and no play has the same effect
upon q nation Is upon an individual The
best interests Of the country demand
shorter hours ana longer vacations
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1902-08-17
Fsathered Martyrs.
country Life.l

There have been some very gloomy re-
ports from the roors, seeming to- indi-
cate a severe epidemic of the grouse dis
ease. However. some further investiga-
ton and careful autopsy have shown that
A great many of the birds have been killed
ny Internal crsrnp. caused. almost Ger
tsfniv. bv eating frozen heather tops 1T
is a fertile cause of death TO the grouse
There Is also every reason 10 suppose
that uuItitrdes of the early partridge
broods and many Of the vlid pheasazlks
neStffnzs must have been Killed. the Il 8
ter BIZ the severe cold. end The former by
the heavy thunder showers
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1902-08-17


TO take care of the Disea I'd
Whenever an Extra Man was needed at
the last Moment some one called Up the
Mark and told him TO hurry over. Then
when he arrived he could take his Pick
of the One that was left in the Bone
Yard after all the rest had drawn Cards
One of his regular Specialties was to
keen the Chaperon busy After he had
worked at this for a few Seasons he
could not figure that he was anything
TO the good except few Panel Pictures
of Elderly Married Ladies. II is lovely
Billiards to be Esteemed by the Mothers
Club but once in a while he would Sc
cretly pine for something that scaled
under 80. His Heart had been on snort
Rations for so long that IL was ABOUT
the size of Golf Ball. He was getting
good and sore on the Patsy Bolivar JOB
As soon as any one began 10 give him
the old come-on about being one Man
shy he would start in 70 back IL A'n
try TO think of another Date
He cut out his Position as First Aid
to the Chapsrons and began to hint
around that he was willing TO meet an
attractive and refined Young Lady: OBJ
iect. Matrirnony He had some Acquaint-
ances who started in to help him
said one of them: II have Dream
planted up the Street here and she has d
Friend. J win get her on the Phone ana
have her send for the Friend. We VIII
drop in about o'clock and everything
will be Grand. ] want YOU to see TINS
Sectarine that I'm tied uD with Mhen
she walks down the Street they jump
out of the Windows
ct am no. worrying so much about her.
said the Mark. Tell me something about
the Friend.
..ssfe can certainly teach q Piano how
to take a joke. was the Re2l%.
So can a -Fiancla-2 said the Mark
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1902-08-17
Her Luck.
cchicsgo RecOrd-Herald-)

tChicsgo Record-Herald1
After all said Mrs GaiIeigh. 1T isn't
so bad TO have a husband who sleeps in
church. Mine dreamed ali through the
sermon last SUNDAY and 1 can't help
feeling glad every tine I think OF IL
WHY. who ever heard or such thing
her friend exclaimed
You see our minister preached q hor-
rid. imDsrtinent sermon against women
paving 50 much for the clothes they wear
anc I lust know that il Jonathan had
been awake bed never 20 through quot
in< it TO me-
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1902-08-17
warmth Enough There.

Not much in this life" complained the
chronic kicker: not much for me- Ever
body else know seems 10 get along bus
I'm left out in the cold
Well. that won't hsppen TO you ii the
life 70 come. remarked the sly M. Pep
prey
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1902-08-17

NANNY whose alteration of her only
son borders on idolatry-
During the last winter her husband
fell i'll. and very i'll at that For weeks
he had a tussle with the grim destroy
er but finally he won out by small
margin The colored nanny was d
devoted nurse, but not an oyer-anxlous
one. She accepted his recovery graf
fnIly. but so calmly as to leave one
the feeling that she would have been
eouaIIv calm had death, and not lie,
bean the victor The husband wen on
toUard health and strength, the son lei
I'M and then how different was the
story The little colored boy was not
dangerously sick, but his mother came
near making herself so from sheer
worrv. The contrast between her calm
ness during her husbands illness and
her anxiety during her sons was so
great as to call forth comment and re-
proof from her mistress
ives dat's so. Miss Jane" was the
exclamation elected, but yo see de boy
he's my berry own chile, while JAKE
0her husband) he's anudder woman
chile"
In a summer resort near by. where
most of the male population goes down
on Friday afternoon and departs on
Monday morning, are d clever lot OF
Recently they attended the village
church and listened 10 a sermon from
the pastor, in which he took the men
who were not there to task Tor their
Iaxity in church attendance he dWeiI
on the iniquity of tennis, automoblhhg Z,
golf and bicycling on the Sabbasn. ana
wound UP with scathing Remuneration
of allowing such earthly joys TO inter
] fere with church attendance.
When the children arrived at home
they were asked what the sermon mad
been about. Well, they translated
/ s.The minister said the men didn't go
/ to church because they had golf and
| bicycling and lots of other nice things
/ to do
/ At a lunatic asylum once upon time
a FIRE took place, and what 70 do with
/ the rescued inmates was problem that
confronted the attendants. It was
! finally solved by the acquisition of lot
/ of wheelbarrows- Each lunatic was al
lowed to take a barrow, and they were
made to wheel them about in a circle
until a place for their safe housing
could be provided. The plan worked &c
/ a charm, but one stout and respectable
middle aged man, it was noticed, had
his wheeIbarrow turned upside down
| This attracted the attention and ex-
cited the curiosity Of young woman
| onlooker, and finally she arrested MS
progress and inquired if he would tel
her why he had his wheelbarrow upside
/ down
! Certainly. my dear young LADY was
his courteous response. IF I turned i
the other way some blankety blank foo
would nj il up with dirt Won't vol
/ take a hzrrozx- and ioi-7 o1Tr cirCle2'
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1902-08-17

nee there was a Utility Man
who drew whatever was left.
His regular Assignment was
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1902-08-17

v OW that tn king iv Great
4 Britain an IreIa nd, but
Ireland don'f know it. an
th, dnrninNnns hernr,d
Evening star., 1902-03-05

Mrs. R'lrose OF Dupont circle gave q
luncheon today.
Evening star., 1902-03-05

Mr.. y. y. rAZEN. Sparrow Bush. y. y. writes:
"Jaynes Expectorant Ia the best Cough medicine
know Of 1T HAS sArkD BOTH MI OWN AND
MY CHIIpRENS S LINES.''
Evening star., 1902-03-05

Mr.. and Mrs. Cropper gave a dinner last
night, when their guests included the Bel
gian minister and Baroness Moncheur,
Surgeon General and Mrs. R;xey Com
mander and Mrs Sargent Mr.. and Mrs.
Ffeulke Mr.. and Mrs. George Lothrop
Bradley. Mr.. and Mrs. Richardson, Mrs.
Mrs. Edward McCauley, Mr.. Wauters and
Mr.. Gist Blair.
Evening star., 1902-03-05

Mrs Frederick c. Bryan and Mrs.
Charles Dick of Ohio. assisted by Mrs
William Hamilton Bayly. Mrs. Elmer
Dover and Mrs. James Christy, VIII receive
a. the home of Mrs. Bryan, 1S21 Adams
NH road. Friday, March Z. from to 6
o'clock.
Evening star., 1902-03-05

Mrs. M. Oppenheimer of 926 9Th street
announces the engagement of her daughter
Milly to Mr.. Abe Lehman Of this city. Re-
ceiving Sunday evening.
Evening star., 1902-03-05

Mrs. T. NJ Patterson. wife of Senator
Patterson of Colorado. will resume her in
formal Thursday receptions at the Shore
ham tomorrow afternoon.
Evening star., 1902-03-05

Mr. and Mrs. T. II. Pickford Of Ca2,t2l
H:ll left Saturday for Charleston.
Evening star., 1902-03-05

Mr.. George H. Godron entertained Friday
evening at his residence, 45S l street south
west. Mr.. Rudolph Rowe sang, after which
a recitation was rendered by Miss Alice
Koogle. Other musical selections and in
terestfng games were enjoyed. Those pres
ent were the Misses Alice Koogle, Rose
Fellinger, Anne Trede Julia Strobel. Mary
Koogle and Irene Godron, Messrs. Rudolph
Rowe, George H. Godron. Harold Fosberg,
John Godron and James Richardson.
Senator ,Warren, of Wyoming gave large
dinner last night at the New wizard In
honor of the presiding officer OF the Senate,
Senator Frye.~ The others present were
Senators Morgan, Gallinger. Hoar. Wet
more, Kittredge. Nelson. Dillingham; and
Platt of Connecticut. ex-Senators Blair and
Thnrston Representatives Richardson Of
Tennessee; Moody. Russell. jenkins, Hit.
Evening star., 1902-03-05

Mrs. P. Gotthelf VIII be at home after
tomorrow, 444 III street.
Evening star., 1902-03-05


Mrs. Charles D. Walcott gave a box party
yesterday afternoon for Mr., Burton Holmes'
lecture on the trans Sibe rian railway The
guests were Mrs Fuller. Mrs. White Mrs.
John w. Foster Mrs. Cullom. Mrs. Ste
vens. Mrs. Ffoulke. Mrs. Gallaule,. Mrs
Bell. Mrs. McLennan, Mrs. Spopner ard
Miss Lacy Kean.
Mrs. A. L. Barber. whose stay at her
Washington home, Belmont is always
full of interest to her friends here. enter
tanned today at a beautiful luncheon for
her guest, Mrs John Miller Horton of Buff
falo The table decorated in spring
blossoms, all white, with white roses. and
the tapers burned under wnite shades The
other guests at table were Mrs. John h.
Henderson. Mrs Beriah Wilkins, Mrs Sam
nel T. Davis. jr. Mrs, Irving Bach,llcr.
Mrs. II. F. Alexander. Mrs j. Dornan
Steele and Mrs Charles f.. Foster.
Mrs Horton. who has just returned from
a visit to the Chareston on exposition. where
she was splt ndiGly enterta med by tle prom
inent women OF the city and OF the -xposi-
ton management. has been appointed
member of the woman's board At the St.
Louis exposition, which appointment has
caused her TO be the recipient OF much con-
graduation.
Mr., and Mrs T. III. Pickford Of Caa.t2l
lIl left Saturday for Charleston.
Mrs. Audenried gave a luncheon ycs;tr-
day when Mrs Hitchcock WAS pr. s.nt
! with Mrs. Hobson. Mrs. Richardson. Mrs.
j. Thomson Swami. Mrs Bingham. Ms.
Sternberg, Mrs. McGowan. Mrs Allen Nc
Lean, Mrs. Westcott and Miss kibbey.
Mrs. T. NJ. Patterson. wife of Senator
Patterson of Colorado. will resume her in
formal Thursday receptions at the Shore
ham tomorrow afternoon.
Mrs. Matilda F. Mickey and Miss Minnie
F. Mickey have gone for few weeks
stay at Mickley's, Pa.
Evening star., 1902-03-05

Mr.. and Mrs. Westinghouse entertained
at dinner last night for their English guest.
Earl Grey, and will give another dinner fol-
lowed by a small reception Saturday night
also in his honor.
Evening star., 1902-03-05
Bids for Removal Of Houses.

W. Z. Richards, assistant engineer in
charge of street extensions, has Informed
the District Commissioners that specliica-
tions being prepared for obtaining bids
for the removal of houses in the line Of
New Hampshire avenue extended.
Evening star., 1902-03-05

Slayden. Clark and Monden, Lieut. Gen.
Miles Gen. Groely. Gen. Randolph. Col.
Carter Col. Sniffen. Walter Wellman. l.. a.
Coolidge, Henry l.. West. John Joy Edison.
Supervising Architect Taylor. Indian Com
missioner Jones. Director Walcott, r. NJ.
I.arner. l.. White Busbey. Sergeant-at-arms
Ransden, Secretary of the Senate Bennett,
commissioner Evans. AIR. Joseph A. Breck-
ons. Mr. Hamilton, Mr. Browne, Mr..
Palmer and Mr.. Leighton
Evening star., 1902-03-05

Mrs. VIM. ii. Mcclure gave a very de-
fghtful tea yesterday at her home, 1893
Belmont avenue. complimentary to Miss
Brent Bowen of Paris. France. Those
Ststng Mrs. Craig and Mrs. Mcclure were
Miss Townsend. Miss McNaughton, Miss
Gordon and Miss Tracewell
Evening star., 1902-03-05

Miss Alice Roosevelt Is soon to start for
trip to Cuba. She will leave Sunday
night for Florida, accompanied by Mrs H.
NJ. s. Beale. daughter of the late James G.
Blaine. They expect to sail Tuesday from
Tampa. and while in Cuba. both will be the
guests OF Governor General and Mrs. Leon
ard Wood, at their palace home. They will
remain several weeks, according to present
plans.
Evening star., 1902-03-05

Mr. Wauters of the Belgian legation will
shortly entertain at dinner in honor OF the
Belgian minister and Baroness Moncheur
The Coconino sun., 1902-06-14

THR death of Lord Pauncefote serves to recall the episode which cut short the diplomatic career of Lord Sackville West, his predecessor as British am bassador to the United States. An Englishman in America wrote to him during the campaign of 1888 asking him which party voter in this country should favor in order to favor the inter- ests of England and Sackville-West an- swered ''the democratic" The letter was made public and the ambassador was hurriedly recalled.
The Coconino sun., 1902-06-14

WHEN Prince Henry was here one of his generals remarked casually that he would like to see certain American generals present at the annual German maneuvers, and these gentlemen took the invitation in earnest. It was later learned that the emperor alone has the privilege of issuing such invitations and there was some some confusion un- til Wilhelm made the invitations good by confirming them.
The Coconino sun., 1902-06-14

A DISPATCH from Washington states that President Roosevelt and Governor Murphy are quite chummy. This was to be expected. Roosevelt is playing politics, and although he fel. com pelled to make place for his friend Brodie, he knows that Murphy will continue to have the chief authority in Arizona republican politics. It is prob able that Murphy's indorsement will go farther under the new regime than that of any Of his party opponents. And no wonder. Murphy is good re- publican.-Tucson Citizen.
The Coconino sun., 1902-06-14
UNITED STATES CONSUL ALBr

UNITED STATES CONSUL ALBION W. TOURGEE, at Bordeaux, France, who was at one time editor of the brilliant but short lived Our Continent and author of "A Fools Brand, by One of the Fools" writes from his post that some Of the agricultural implements iu use there are so primitive that he is irresietibly impelled to search for the trade mark of Tubal Cain & Co. American machinery is beginning to supplant the old forms, but the princi- pal draw back is that the French peas. antry is not educated up 10 it.
The Coconino sun., 1902-06-14

THE case of Wilson vs. c. w. Vick- CTS, ex-auditor of the territory, in which the plaintiff sought to recover money paid out of the territorial treas- ury on warrants drawn by Dr. vickers while auditor, was decided in favor of Mir. Vickers. Judge Kent held that the warrants drawn were not illegal and that under the law the governor could use the contingent fund for any purpose he desired. The suit was in- stituted by Gen. Wilson who was backed by E. s. Ives for sinister mo- tives only and not from any desire to benefit the people.
The Coconino sun., 1902-06-14

A REMARKABLE engineering feat was performed recently when the Pennsylvania railroad moved one of it's bridges fifteen feet to one side. The bridge has six spans, is 900 feet long, and weighs 5000 tons. The actual moving was done in less than five min utes and the whole work was accom- plished, including the track connec- tions at the ends, in fourteen minutes and without hitch in the train sched- ule.
The Coconino sun., 1902-06-14
Happy Time in Old Town.

"We fels very happy" writes R. N. Bevill, Old Town, Va, "when Buck lens Arnica Salve wholly cured our daughter of bad case of scald head. |" It delights all who use it for cuts, corns, burns. bruises, boils, ulcers, eruptions. Infallible for piles. Only 25c at all drug stores.
The Coconino sun., 1902-06-14

GENERAL GRosvENoR says that the vital question that confronts the repub- licans is "wben, how and by whom any important revision of the tariff is to be made?" He answers the first question by another: ''ls it right to tamper with the tariff that brought us there when we are at the height of prosper ity?"
The Coconino sun., 1902-06-14

THE Tucson Post has passed from the ownership of George Il. Smalley to Al. len B. Jaynes. The Post will still con. tinue 10 be republican paper. MT. Haynes is recently from Columbus. Ohio. He is an experienced newspa- per man, and the SUN trusts he may prosper in Arizona.
The Coconino sun., 1902-06-14

FOR the first time in the history of the country two brothers will have seats in the house Of representatives at the same time. The brothers are Charles B. and Frederick K. Landis, of the Ninth and Eleventh Indiana dis tricts, both strongly republican.
The Coconino sun., 1902-06-14

THE company which has made such . success of pressed steel freight cars announces that after exhaustive tests it is prepared to put upon the market pressed steel car wheels in every way superior to the ordinary cast iron ones.
The Coconino sun., 1902-06-14

MARK SMITH has announced that he will not be candidate for renonina- tion before the democratic territorial convention. This leaves the field to Hon. c. M. Shannon, of Graham county and Hon. J. F. Wilson of Yava- pal, the latter gentleman being per- manent candidate for that position.
The Coconino sun., 1902-06-14

THE end of the Boer war and the terms of peace show England to be a magnanimOus foe. The festive spirit of the coronation will be increased ten. fold because of the fortunate outcome of the South African situation.
The Coconino sun., 1902-06-14
Hot Weather Weakness.

If you feel Jagged out, listless and lacking in energy, you are perhaps suffering from the facilitating effects of summer weather. These symptoms indicate that tonic is needed that will create a healthy appetite, make diges- tion perfect, regulate the bowels and impart natural activity to the liver. This, Heroine will do; it is tonic, laxative and restorative. H. J. Free gard, PrOpr. Grand View Hotel Cheney, Kan, writes: "I have used Heroine for the last l2 years, and nothing on earth can beat it. It was recommended to me by Dr. Newton, Newton, Kan." 5Oc at Pioneer Drug Store. 1
The Coconino sun., 1902-06-14
SATURDAY, JUNE IA, 1902.

THE new Mckinley postal cards will be ready July l. In making the plates two unsuccessful front views were tried, but blurred in the printing on rapid presses, so the new plate shows pro- file view.
The Coconino sun., 1902-06-14
The Santa Fe

Is the most comfortable way across the con tinent. Dining Rooms and Dining cars are managed by Mr. Fred Harvey, and are perfec in every detail.
 Rates, tickets and full information cheerful furnished on application to
 c. E. SULLIVAN, Agt., Flagstafi J. J. BYRNE, G. P. A., Los Angeles.
The Coconino sun., 1902-06-14
Summer Excursion Rates to the Pacific
 Coast.

Every Tuesday, Thursday and Satur- day during months of May, June, July, August and September, 1902, tickets will be sold from Flagstaff to Pacific Coast points and return at following rates: San Francisco, $5l.0O. Los Angeles, Redondo, Santa Monica, Eong Beach, East San Pedro, San Diego and Coron- ado Beach, $3l.00. Avalon, Catalina Island, 933.25. Tickets will allow stop over west and south of Barstow. Final limit for return Nov. 30, 1902. For further particulars call on,
 c. E. SULLIVAN, Agent.
Daily new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1897-1906, 1902-09-05
CRUSHED WHILE ASLEEP.
Serious Accident to Il. l. o. Brake.
man at Cheat Haven.

Frank Blosser of Connllsville, b.
IL O. brakeman, was run over this
morning at Cheat Haven by No. l
west bound B. d O. passenger train.
He was running on an extra No
1858 and had been sent to flag No
81 east bound, While waiting for
the tran he sat down on rail of
the track and eventually fell over
asleep, leaving his legs stretched
across the rail 0 No. l rushed along
and ran over him, crushing his
right leg above the knee and mash
ing the toes of his left foot, He was
also hurt internally. He was taken
to the Connellsville hospital When
the train reached here it was 40 min.
late and DIR. j. w Parshall injected
morphine into the injured man. His
right leg will have to be anputated
near the thigh, and there is some
doubt as to his recovery.