New-York tribune., 1902-02-07
THE TALK or THE DAF.

customs Inspector Lysons. Of st. Michaeis
Alaska. In October. 1901. forwarded 70 Mrs Nc
kinley resolutions adopted at a Mckinley memo
RAJ meeting. OF which he was secretary. The
resolutions were engrossed sheepskin and bound
In morocco When preparing them for expressing
Mr.. Lysons's daughter Zunla six years old slipped
n small kodak picture OF herself in the book She
was delighted the other day 20 receive a pair ~
knit slippers with Mrs. McKinleys card or which
was written. Little Zuma's picture is very highly
appreciated"
& Yes Is I took luncheon at the Liberty to-day. 80
M, "a sure, MT sharpe; the atmosphere is de
m Yes? returned Mr.. Sharpe the snappy boarder
but having atmosphere for breakfast and dinner I
philadelphia Press.
Miss Mary Louise Boyle. who counted Dickens
Lever. Browning. Lowell and Tcnnyson among her
friends. records in her Book a story about a
sporting parson she knew-the Rev Lorraine Smith
VINO hunted in purple instead OF pink. because
the former was the episcopal color:
His reverence was always well mounted and wa G
keen sportsman. He had a pretty living and a
good church in the neighborhood. but he surprised
his parishioners very much by altering the whole
disposition OF the tombstones; he thought they
looked awkward and untidy In their actual posl-
tion. so he had them all taken up and rearranRed
according TO his fancy in lines. crosses squares
etc. One Sunday morning a very cold winters
daF, he had performed the service to n scanty
NolbitbdlioH anu on going up into his pulpit in
stead Of opening his sermon book he pronounced
the following address: My dear friends n Won re-
quire II will preach you the sermon which have
brought with but II you are as cold and hungry
as am think you will prefer going with me to
the rectory, where you will find some cold beef and
some good ale
He Meant All Right-Miss Smith Ito Mr.. Dear
porn, about to sng)-Miss Jones will play YOUR
accompaniments. Mr.. Dearborn.
Miss Jones (coyy)-Oh, Mr.. Dearborn nlavs biz
own own accompaniments so beautifully l couldn't muir
Judge. go 30" 'o"iu'-
The Rev. G.. D. Olden. a coIored Clergyman ~
Topeka. Kan. said the other day: The trouble
win the coored race is that ii tries push itself
into intimate association with the whites | be-
heve in the negro taking u lower seat until he IS
ready to go higher. No man of self-respect win
push himself where he is wanted I'll tell yo,,
that the white race is made of the right kind Of
stun when 1t thinks more OF its own than of some
body else's. The white is magnanimolls nor
withstanding its large amount OF prejudice 7 he
heve to-day that il Is the right arm of God Al
mighty God is raising it up for the good OF hu-
manity just He did the Jews and the Greeks
God knew what He was doing when He made the
olack man and the white man. and We are trying
by some hook crook to change the things which
God has already fixed"
What in the wide and watery world arc tho
mermads baking pretzels for?' asked Neptunn me
perors yacht and win wear EN- for ,ee EN-
replied Davy Jones.-(NewYOrk Marine JournaI
Herr Meyer Lutz tells the following little story,
in Mainly About People: Conducting once in
Bradford. / noticed that the clarionet plaver a
young but clever and steady lad jumped up a good
deal during the progress of the opera, found
that his father. who played the trombone sat lust
behind him. and every now and then he gave his
son kick, with the remark Look out. Sammy,
there be fat a-cummin'" IA"
loar. N
Casey-He did So
Cassidy-An phwat did We do?
Casey-I did Flanagan.-(Philadelphia Press
An Odessa CMoD young man deeply I'M
pressed with the following advertisement In a local
paper; Young man. some woman dearly loves
you Would you know who she Is? She would like
TO be your only sweetheart. Send 10 cents IN
stamps TO Occult Diviner address as below. and
learn her name" He sent the stamps and got his
answer. What was IL? Mother
1oung man said the stern physician. do you
felt?' arc "'S'
Yep; in de woodshed" responded the depraxss
Eounsster-(Philadelphia Record