The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1902-08-28
DOOLEY DISCUSSES POLITICS
He Tells Mr.. hennessy How Judges,
Clerks. Treasures. Representatives
and Commissioners Are Made.

said Mr.. Dooley.
why do We say that asked Mr..
Hennt Sy.
"Be ause," said Mr.. Dooley. 1.-The
political cipter has passed from the
nurveliss hands of such min as Bath
House John and Hinky Dink, the
ghreat politikal captains of Chicago,
TO the politikal luminaries who are
enthroned on the banks Of Yellow
River in the capital of Marshall
Coonty, Indyany."
snake yersilf clear" said Mr.. Hen
messy.
well thin, 1 will tell We" said Mr..
Dooley.
"Henuessy the tonne was whin New
York and Chicago cud give the world
pointers in foine politikal woork, but
It's gone, said Mr.. Dooley.
''There was Boss Tweed and August
Shnell of the metropolis of the I'M
pire State that wan day were the
pride and gloory of our nashon, there
was Bath House John, Hinky Dink
and host of others that spread the
fame of New York and Chicago to dis
tant climbs, even to the gates of
Belewchistan and Boolgary, but now
air the mighty fallen
1.-The divil a man would pay river
ince to ather of them. now since John
Wolfert, Bill Everly, Bill O'Kafe and
the Monte Cristo-Jekel and Heyde-
ex-sheriff of Polk township, Indyany,
have rizen, as me friend the poet
says, 'like Venus dripping from the
waves"
"Put me mkt to it," said Mr.. Hen
messy.
"Well," said Mr.. Dooley, they have
way of hipnootlzing the people down
in Indyany that wud shame Chicago
Alderman out of his job said Mr..
Dooley.
1.-Two years ago NOVEMBER comm, "
said Mr.. Dooley,' there assimbled on
a turrlble night, in the classick quar-
theirs of dimocricy over Woolfert's
saloon. number Of gintlemin thin
unknown to fame. There wor priSint
the two BilS-Bill EVERY and Bill
O'Kafe. Lige, Ney and the Prince of
the Dookdum of Polk Township,
Hinery the FurSt-Surnamed Hinery
the Little.
"Were a band of PATRIOTS" says
they, lave us save the guvlrmint and
Marshall County," says they, from
the Vaccinations Of the people," says
they.
Lave US make Shlate, wild me on
it," said O'Kafe. II will run for
trisurer and have the interest
on the peoples money in my own
hands, as triSurer, until me two
terms a.e out, and thin, there being
no law that permits me successor to
take it from me. can bring it along
wild me whin l 60 back to work, :" said
he.
''Tis great idee, +" says they.
1--WE must have Judge" says
Woolfert, lave that 10 me-" says he. |"
"We made the clerk of the coort
two, says Everly. l have friend, :"
says he. who has niver been in the
penitenchiry North" says he. "who
wud make good clerk, says he.
That's the man for We, ''says they,
one who is smart enough to kape
out"
"Who will it be, saws they?
I'll tell We lather, says Everly.
We mustn't forgit the board of coun-
ty commissioners, says Martindale S
PARTNER.
''I'm tired of Cider, says he, "I'll
go Anglin," says he, ''lave me attend
to that laboorinlst task, says he.
Are ye all done, says Jekell and
Heyde from Polk Township.
''If We are thin. says he, permit me-
to mintiOn the name ofthe greathest
and grandest statesman in the Dock
dunn Of Polk. Mr.. Charles Limert, of
Taygarden, says he. well put
him in trainin now" says he, sand
by the time of the time of the pry-
marv's he'll be down so fine that he'll
canJher past the little edither of the
Indipindent like Derby winner past a
mile post, says he.
''Not interrupthin' We, who will we
have for commissioners, (" says Marshal
Ney. civilian Troop and Jim Wade
in the Furst; Jake Lee, Girls Fisher,
Hinery Grossman and Joe Anglin in
the Second" says Everly
''But there's but wan comN ssioner
to be nominated in each disthrick, -
says Ney, (which ones will we pull
for, says he. ''Nather of thin and all
of thin, 'says Everly. "We're for livery
man of thin that gets elekted" says
he, "and to the divil with those that
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