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Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1902-11-09

limb nun fu9ten tie Der armen 2otoz
mptipe aQerlei anaubdngen. @rft mar
es Elm aut arssepa9fener, biero9Iiser
0z9uofpaqen, Der obne 9afd9iere 81
Sonnen tppq unb nit elmer 9ef9nin=
bioteit pon 1O5 &ilometer mttgenDm=
men purbe. yg2o4 ni4t genug," meinte
Der leitenbe S%ngenieur, uno man bolte
ben 0erfu9spagen BON 1901 beroor.
Ser pog 80 Sonnen.
n0as Qeben 1T bod ernft," fd9te Die
2ofpmotipe, dls iie ibn gu 5ieben be-
lam. 2lber fe 5og i'm, oblpObl Die Noz
loren unb 3abntriebe ftobnten.
uDir 6aben iie pertannt unb ibr I'm
re9t get6an," meinten Die 5obrorGbte,
fife lduft unb 5iebt better uls Der Wa=
gen bon 1901, unb iie bat feline Sransz
fprmdtoren me6r."
nSie nirb einmal i'm 8%erfebrsmuz
feum neben Der Qotomotibe bon 1879
einen YIuB betOmmen." ia9te Der 2eiz
tungsmuit.
Die 11eue QofDmotiDe aber itanb tin
unb bef9eiDen Dor i6rem S4uppen, als
ob Die gan3e Sa4e iie garni4ts unz
ginge. sic i4ien es fir gang felbftz
Vel itGnDli9 gu balten, bab cine bonette
elettriI6e 2ofomotipe 10000 8plt IN
Die Motoren betpmmt, brei 0z3ugtpd>
oen mitnimmt unD Bel glei6em Or
beitsoerbrau6 a%nbert6albmal 10 piel
leiitet pie bic bette 9umpflotomottOe.
Gu6ig BART iie Der 9inge, Die Od mod
fommen Iouten, pbpo6l bod BON bic
lem merffpiirbigen Sommertage bes
.sSabres 1902 cine neue Gpo4e bes eletz
triI6en Observation-Disclosures Oatirt.
o&0nnte t6 nur, nie t4 noate,"
tnurrte Der 9bai nper14iebungspintel
pG6renD er bic 2eitung entlang bui3@
te, ,6Gtts i6 nur meme 8erbiinDeten,
ben Sgerrant=@ffeft unb Die GeIonan3
bier, i6 nOIte Da5 neumobt1de Ding
i6on flcin befommen."
uSr0fte 9i9!" ~ertpiberte inn elmer
Der Querbrd6te, Der ii4 ptel Inn aus
pGrtige Yolitif betiimmerte unb ais
Yropbet berf6rieen mar. Die Srdns=
formatpren nerDen tpieber 81 @6ren
fpmmen unb 9u nit linen. 4ber uuf
Die 0agen tommen tie niht mebr. On
Die Strcde miro man tie pflan3en unD
i6nen Die MiQionen5pannung 3ufiibren,
nel4e Die 0aferfG1e pes Oeuti4en
M}itteIge6irges liefern. Die Gotomoz
tipen nerDen nit 10000 8olt brett
fu6ren, ul1b baran tperoen peoer &ez
%Ionan5 nod MISUNDERSTANDING etmas
dnpern."
.6uI6 - i6 CLAUDE aud ni6t -
bui4 = buI4," tlirrte Die 2otomottoe
unb flog nit benz I6peren NnbGngez
ipugelr ii6er Die Strefe, DAB Die Querz
orG6te 5itterten unO Die 2ettung
I6panfte; rjebt babe i4 mid on 1O,z
900 8olt getp06nt."
Die 8erIu6e purben fir Dieien Sag
abgebro6en. ,9ie Motoren balten Die
Spannung gut aus" meinte Der 81
trieb5leiter, ul5 er am Nbeno na9
6auIe ging, n9ie OampflotOmotioe
lit jeBt abgstbon. @ir i4lcppen pro
9a7agier nur nod 1900 8ilo toDte
2a1t, no Die 9ampfmai4ine 1900
brau6t. Nbcr ob man nt4t am Gnoe
nit Motoren BON $4,000 8olt -"
.Se6en Sic ii6 Dor, oaB Sic nt3t
unter Die @lsftriI6e fommen!" RIB t6n
cine @timme DOH 6inten aus ieinen
SrQumen.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1902-11-09

uuktrii6rt bon tem Nllen, bepaGri Der
Saptldt1 feline &uhe; er tGmpF: tpet=
ter; nift Die ~geringite Q~ufregurg malt
fld uuf feinem Itrengen 4ntlib, bus
mr. Elm penig bIaB eri6eint. S6lr
1T er 10, erbobenen 6auptes, nit ber=
d6ten6er @eberbe ben Glementen GrpB
bietenr, cine Statue Der 8F!t9terfilz
llnq. gt9t einen &ugerblid ermattet
er; bis gum Gnbe pir0 er uusbarren,
UNI taS tbm anpertraute S9ifT 5u ret
ten - pber nit ibm unter3uge9en in
Die giefe. g}ur bentt er - Gliiubet95.
limb Gli1dbet6 i6aut unbetpegli4 in
5u8 erouiige @4auIpieI, Oa5 ibr Die
Grregunq Dor Die SHINE 3uubrrt.
unb Damn i6eint iie audi 81 pa4>
len; ia, iie pirO grOBer, pie ile itol3
ibr 6aupt erbebt.
@ie? S6r gemabl 1T ouf bober
Gee, in bieiem Qugsnblif pielei6t in
Dieien granbio1en &f pertpidelt
uno Danf Ieine5 Recommendation Bil%
lens erringt er einen unmOgliden Sieg
iiber ben bummen Stlrm = unb Tie,
Die GlenDe, obne @nergie, obne S6am,
lGBt It6 BON einem fleinen Sturm in
i6rem 6er3en niIenlp5 ftromab tretz
benz. @bre, Sreue, am 2tltor gez
f6ppren Dor Soft, 4Qes b~erIuntenI
Nein, bas burf ni6t geI6eben! 60
feige lit Ie ni6t! Qu6 Iie nirO flint
pfen, uno fe tpiro ben 10 nOt6lpenoigen
@teg iiber ii6 IeIbit erringen. Sbr
@atte gie6t i6r DaS 8eiipiel, ie pirO
feiner piiroig ietn. @ielei6t i40pft
er feline Guergie aus Iciner 2iebe gu
i6r, - nun, Ieiner OenfenD, tpiro audi
fie Die n0t6ige Strait in Der Stunpe
Der 8erfu6ung finOen.
GntI4loHen, rubig 56lieBt ite iRr
! 9eniter unb gebt an ben S6retbtl16.
sic 3erreiBt i6ren erften 8rief uno
f6rei6t einen 3neiten nt6t nit 3%tttcrnz
hire Qntnort an NrnOlD, ben 6reunb
Der 6ono unb falten 8luteS. IS 1T
. i6rer Suqeno, bic Nntrport zines chr
barren Wcibes, ba8 ii6 alS iol6e5 angez
feben pifIen min. limb pdbreno tbrP
6unb geruoe unD feite 3ige malt, Unfit
Du8 8elpitter DrauBen in ii6 5ufamz
melt, unb 10 Der Sturm in i6rem Snz
nern. Der 6immel, Don etnem rpoblz
t6GtiQen Gegen retngetpaf6en, fult 1t3
nit einem our9ii6tigen 8lau, unD
Streifen BON rofigen, 9riinen, lila Sim
ten DertinDen am 6irmament ben naz
6enOen MprQen. Sob uno Sran9enz
roth l0fen bic erni ten 6arben ab. I'm
ten pcinen Die Strdu4e unD 8dume
be5 GQrten8 - pie 5reubent6rdnen;
unD Die 8rtTe fptelt nit benz ianfteren
@erii6en Der Reieoen, 9ellotbroPen
unD 2eDtoper.
@li5a6et6 bon StreAlenber8 bat
ibren 8rief beenOet; iie blidt NIT
TrpbIinn auf ben bciteren Sommerz
mprgen uno gar ni6t iibernd4tt9t,
atbmet Ie bic 5iiBen 9iifte all Dem gang
qe6ffneten SenIter. Sine lteblt4e
8ible baoet i6re Stirn uno 2tppen,
beru6iqt p0uig ibr berI4pinoenoes
6ieber; bort, unter Dem Streideln Der
! 6Gnoe Nuroro8, glattet ii4 bic Sc,
taufeno 8lun3itcnen f%unteln auf i9r;
4Qe8 76eillt Elm 3auberbtlo DeS 6rte>
ben8 - De8 8liit5.
unD GliIaDetb, tpie Die umgebenbe
Nutur, fi6lt ii6 einem neuen 2eben
entgegcngeben, in Dem &aeS 5reuoe,
@3ur, Site, @anftmut6, 9eiterteit uno
= Sreue 1T.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1902-11-09
per Seefurm.
NobeGe Don 81 lreD6riebmunn.

NopeQe bon 81 lreb5riebmann.
Gs mar i6on fpGt am Nbeno. Die
feline 8efeQi6oft i'm 6otel gu Club
benfammer auf Riigen bate it6 3uri6s
qe3oqen, unb aud Die 6rau BON 9cr@
mer56uuien, Die ate Gou7ine, nit Der
@li1abetb Die Sage brerStrobpitttpen~
i6aft bier 3ubru6te, idlief idon Den
66lof elmer gere4ten, iiBengebliebelIen
Sungfer ..... 9a 3og gltiabetR, oil
lein, f6neI etnen 8rief aus ibrem Wtiez
Der, ben Don MrnolD -. ben 8rief, Der
nie 6euer auf ibrem 9er3en brannte.
@9, Die1er 8rief ! sic bate erptJ
fir feinen Sn6aIt untpi6enb blelhen
pollen, unb bod las iie i'm INNER uno
INNER nieber. 90 mar e5 benin tpabt,
4rnolo Iiebte lie, uno pagte e5 t6r gu
Iagen ; bas @eitdnoniB emp0rte tie uno
CAB i6r bod cine @mpfinOung, pie III
ben G6ampagnerrauI9. Die unglufz
li6e 4! Was nun unfangen, mas nun
t6un ? @ie {? sic ioQte, cine ber6eiz
ratbete 6ruu, cine 8adfii6fiebelei fortz
fpinnen ? 9us tonnte er ielbit niGt
boffen. sic erbob ii4, untpiQig, belief
.6iqt 4; a6er bann, BON 8er5peiflung gez
padt, ~sertnitterte lie ben Brief nit bef>
tiger @eberbe, unD ftel fraftlos in einen
sFauteuil, ben I6Dnen Brief 5fpt16en
ben SGnDen, bOn beftigem S4lu45eH
hur6i6ittert.
0ie febr fie aud ringen mo4te, nie
fe6r iie periu9te, ibr 9er3 gu bGnoigen,
tie fiblte ii9 be3tpungen. 44, tie bate
LANCE gerungen, fi4 fel6it gu tduiden
geitrebt, fi9 eingerebet, ite liebe Qrnolo
ni6t. 0ieie 6Gufig pieoertebrenoen
Sample batten ibre @nergie eri4Opft
nun feblte ibr Die &ruft gu ldngerem
DiberItanb. @enn penigitens thr
@atte unpeIenb geneIen pdre, 10 battle
tie etnen S9uB gegen Die @efu6r gez
fdnnt ; aber Der Hiidbalt mar fern. -
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1902-11-09
Moberne8 8uterqIiid.

.g}un, tpie ge6f5 SIREN bret @09s
men, 6err Sdul3?"
Ser cine it neuli6 BEL elmer 8es
guttd ~ertrunten, Der 5meite liegt an ben
5Dlgen etnes 4utomobilunfauS i'm Qas
3aret6 unb Der brittle pirO ber3eit I'M
8ebirge b~ermiBt."
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1902-11-09

Trdulein: n8a5 1T Da5 bo6 fir
Elm iunger Menf8, Der INNER ReiBaus
nimmt, ipenn mir i6m auf Der 9romes
nuDe b~ege9nen?"
6reunOin: r@8, Der bat mir mai
Dor mebreren Sabren ba5 2eben gea
rettetl"
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1902-11-09

6reunoin: n0a5 9tenitmGOden Eds
Zen Sic noh INNER; ne5ba,b %tijnOi5sn
sic eigentli8 Der fre6en 4erion ni6t'"
6au8frau: ga, piFen S1e, tie bat
einmal ge6ordt, pte mir unier &atTssz
trGn36en batten -. Oes6aIb muB i'd tie
behaLten."
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1902-11-09
Gin g 6neren0t6cr r.

6crr C(benb5 auf Der 9romenabe
elmer Dame ieincn 4rm anbietenb):
.8nGbige5 6rdulein, e8 1T 10 fur6ts
bar ftiirmiid -, m04ten Sic ii4 ni4t
an mir feIt6alten?"
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1902-11-09
Gin nproftif6er4 Mr3t

n9ier, liebe 6ruu! 9a5 laRen @i(
in Der &pptbete MAIDEN, unb bunn reis
ben Sic Dumit S6ren Manu tii6tig elm
Benn eS 6ilft, iugen sic es mir; id
Ieioc nGmli4 audi an R9eumatismuS.'
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1902-11-09
e m 9ufe /.
(Seleqrdmm.)
SO

Ser 8rug pirO 10 lunge gum 8run'
men g~etragen, bis er lduft.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1902-11-09
Splitter.

chandler 1pirb gebaBt, ni6t neil er
G6le4te5 t9ut, ionDern neil er ntdt
@utes t6ut.
Die i6r Itrebt tets pergebens,
Dap euer 36un ii6 ergdn3t,
sS6r 6a6t Die S6ule bes Qe6en5
gu oft po6l geIdpdn3t,
Gs 1T Du8 66itIul Der am 0eg ges
pfliidten9lumen OuB tie meiit audi lpttz
tsr bort peggepOr fen peroen.
Qlu6 bic g fiji B E bera6te ni6t!
Qu6 in i6rem trii6en 8eitdt
Spieqelt oer6immel IetnSternenIt4t.
SIN 9nfeL.
(Selegrumm.)
Menn 9u bies lieit, liege i6 tpeqen
0einer abi6ldgigcn 4ntrport am
8runbe Der 9onuu. 2ebe Do6l. 8idz
untport be3a6lt.
Oein
Neffe &uOOlf tub. pr.
Sine mitGetbige GeeGe.
Muttcr: n9u bit g~eItern QbenO in
Der 8oritabt nit einem iungen 6erru
ge1eben tporben."
So6ter: nQ6, Der orme Mcn59
fur4tete ii4 in Der einIamcn @egenO
10 Iebr!"
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1902-11-09

chandler tpirb gebaBt, ni6t neil et
G4le6tes t5ut, ionOern neil er nidt
@utes t6ut.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1902-11-09

gu6en Des Ssrtbafpaloes 9Inan moCz
ten!
Q(ber - bu - bo pl0Bli8 - neld'
QrGBli6e 8iIion! = 5ern, gang fern,
am 6ori8ont, Der Elm 8IiBfeuermesr,
oluu6t iie Elm nit ben 8ogen ringenz
6e5 6a6r3eug gu erbliden. IS i4eir1t
pie i'm Sooesfumpf. Sn ben Sauen
pFeift es, Die @egeI flottern 5erriiien
i'm Nnpruu Der WinOs6raut; bic W}az
item fra8en uno 5erfplittern unter Ell
nem fa6len, bann i3nefelgel6en Sim
mel. Wie Wtooer rennen Die G8eer@
nellen al, 6eben ba5 S3tff biz FL
ben Sternen unb 16mettern es ;e3t
nit teuFliI6em 6o6ngeld4ter - 10
tlinqt's = in gif6tIpriibenoe i4nar}z
blaue I6griinbe. 60 rollten es net
ter; nun f9eint'5 beri4lungen, nun
nod Elm M}aG Die Elm Ball gu Den
Wolfen genorfen, Die pie i4mar}e
Retterfolonnen bariber biniauien, IS
fallen taIien. 3ertrimmert 3u ben
Wnlen urb hutet-...
uno uuf Der S6ltfsbrude, IN Jto=
Ber Uniform, ple BEL feierliasn 8elez
0ente;tsn, ~ungo0uroen nit Sei!en. UNI
nt6t Gerabgef6leubert gu perten. itrbt
cer &ommanoant bes S6iffes, ruGiq.
energii9. feline 8efeble gebeno. 9err
Don StrebIenberg iebt benz 6euIenoen
9ino, rem 5uden5en 8liB, Dem 3eute=
gierigen Meer feline Sunit, feline Sc
fdittlhteit, feline aaItbliitigtcit entge=
gen. 0o9 Der @turm pd4it, feline
Mta6t reiBt bus Steuerruber fort. RE
Yorten IirH 3er1hmet;trt, Elm Sec 3eigt
fi9. Nts per3pe;FeItcu pafagie;e fem
nen tein 8ebDt me6r, ie binoern bic
WlonoDer, fallen ben brapen GtatroIen
in rem Nrm, einige @trdflinGe ba6eu
iid aus ibrer Quft befreit. linO pOt
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1902-07-01
Z RAILWAY RUMBLES

Ireland claims the honor of the first
electric railway in the United King
dom.
It is said that the cheapest railway
fares in the world are to be found in
Hungary.
Denmark has government railroad
system of 1,167 miles and 525 miles Of
private railroads.
The Seryian, Roumanian and Bulga-
rian railroads are owned exclusively
by the respective governments.
Travellers on Prussian railways whose
baggage, through no fault of their
own, fails to arrive with them can now
have it sent on request free to their
houses.
The difficulty of railway construction
in some parts Of Africa is illustrated
by the fact that on the Freetown-Mat-
tru line, in Sierra Leone, eleven steel
bridges had to be built in distance Of
only thirty kilometers.
| A representative OF the Paris Temps
has been examining railway stations in
Germany, and he declares that those of
Dresden, Cologne, Hanover, Frankfort,
Bremen, etc, are far superior to any
of the French except the Par1sian.s
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1902-07-01
why romsk waa Ignored.

A correspondent of an English paper
tells why the grelt Transsiberian rail-
way does not run through Tomsk, the
capital. How much will you give US
If we bring the line past Tomsk?" ask
ed the surveyors and engineers who
mapped the route. Nothing" replied
Tomsk. I'VE are the capital of Siberia,
and you can't avoid coming here" "Oh
can't we?s replied the route finders
"If you don't produce so many thou
sand rubles. there will be insurmount
able engineering difficulties that viii
prevent us coming within a long way
of Tomsk." These engineering Difficult
ties were discovered, and SO the Trans
siberian railway sweeps along fifty
miles to the south OF Tomsk. and 8
branch line had to be made.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1902-07-01
Hopeless.

An English clergyman was address
ing congregation of fishermen, and in
order to appeal the more to his hearers
he introduced number of nautical
similes. He pictured a captain navi-
eating his craft through a dangerous
passage. surrounded with rocks and
currents, and he described the voyage
In detail. At last he reached his eli
max, when it seemed inevitable that
the ship should be lost. And what
shall we do now?" he made his captain
cry.
BLESS your soul, guynor," replied q
voice at the back, that captain o
yours can't Go nothin! He's sailin' his
ship starn FOREMOST
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1902-07-01
Wnite Lnce Wells.

TO clean Il white lace veil boil it gen
tly in solution of white soap for tif-
teen minutes: then put it into basin of
warm water and soap and keep squeez-
ing it softly until clean. Follow this
by rinsing free of soap and putting it
into basin of cold water containing a
drop or two of liquid blue. Next make
some very GEAR gum arabic water or
thin rice water and pass the veil
through it. Then stretch it out evenly
and pin it. making the edge as straight
as possible and pinning each scallop
separately to a linen cloth, and allow it
to dry When dry, cover it with a piece
of thin muslin and iron it on the wrong
side
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1902-07-01

Curious Freak of Insane Persons.
A Belgian physician. speaking OF
stimulation by the insane, says that in
cases of insanity where the intellectual
faculties are not too much dlsordered
the insane may simulate another form
Of insanity than their own. The forms
of insanity most often simulated are,
in order of frequency, imbecility. de-
mentia and mania. The other forms
are not SO frequently simulated. A
lunatic generally Stimulates insanity TO
escape punishment, and an expert ply
sician should not therefore In such
cases be satisfied with diagnosis of
stimulation. Such diagnosis does not
exclude real insanity. and the physi-
clan should theref fore eIldeav or to as
cayt }, +
self q fnnatic care, patiende
and d long continued observation it ts
possible to mike a complete and cor
rect diagnosis, and this Is the more im-
portant as in these cases the serious
question OF responsibility arises.-Lon-
don Family Doctor.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1902-07-01
DEN1soN, IOWA, TUESDAY, JULY
A ausck witted Doctor.

A certain French surgeon. of whom
The Young Ladies' Journal tells. lad so
much more thought for his patient than
for his own safety on one occasion that
he resorted to an expedient which, al
though efficacious, might have resulted
in his own death.
EN had been commissioned to bleed
the grand seignior and either through
timidity or nervousness had met with
an awkward accident. The point OF
the LANCET broke off in the vein. and the
blood would not flow.
That point must be got out somehow
Without stopping to consider the con
sequences to himself, the surgeon gave
his highness Il Violent slap i'll the ace
This produced the desired effect, TO
surprise aud Indignation en- the par
of his august patient put the blood int
violent circulation the vein bled Tree
~, and the lancet point came out.
The bys.anders We're about to Ia,
hands on .he surgeon when he sale
First let me finish the operation an
baniage the wound" This done, h
threw himself at the feet of the sulta
and explained his action.
The sultan not only pardoned hin
| but gave him a handsome reward fc
keeping his wits about him in O critics
moment.
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A QUESTION or TEETH.
Did the Immortal George Wear Ar
tificfal or Natural Oneas

Did the linn artnl George Wear Ar
tificiaI or Natural Oneas
George Washington's false teeth,
which were supposed to have been
made of ivory, are giving certain
class Of freak historians about as much
trouble as they must have given the
venerable patriot who wore them,
said one Of the professors OF the
Smithsonian institution to reporter
recently.
..Many times year for several years
this institution has been called upon to
produce these mysterious teeth for the
inspection of persons who insist that
they are here.
Our matter of fact answer to these
inquiries that Washington had 70 false
teeth, or at least if he did, that they
are not il the possession of tie mu-
scum, seems only to stimulate the IN
| quiring -nlnd to protest our statement.
They proceed to give us authentic ac-
counts of these teeth and always con-
clude with expressing the belief that
they must be in the museum some
where.
"Where or how the idea that Wash
ington had false teeth originated is an
unsolved mystery. That it is firmly be-
lieved by many is certainly fact.
There seems to be no authentic record
of the Father Of His Country possess
ing ivory teeth, and by a study of the
bust we have of him, which was made
but few years before his death, there
is no Indication of an indentation along
the line of the gums such as can be
noticed in persons who have had their
teeth drawn, even though they wear
artificial ones. However, we will con-
tinue to answer the same question in
the same way probably many times IN
the future"
According to some biographere
Washington lost his teeth during his
service as commander in chief of the
Continental army and had q ses al
ivory ones made. These teeth, a
also stated gave him tSon i b ", IL
& cane, thew. H. m dSnlAS
sTS{It. 917as
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1902-07-01
cure Tor "tl,e Blues"

A prominent physician has offered a
cheap and simple cure for that form o.,
mental depression known as the
blues" 1t is to smile. The more yon
smile the better. 1t relaxes the nerves.
promotes digestion. switches the mind
to agreeable thoughts and has a happy
effect upon those about you. The rem
edy is cheap one. and while in some
instances it may be hard to take there
is no fear Of an oyerdose.-Cleveiand
Plain Dealer
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Dreams without sleep.

Mistress Well, Bridget. and how is
your husband?
ELECTROMAGNETIC. an he's all
used up, mum.
Mistress Why, what ails him?
Washerwoman--In dade. thin. mum
last night he had sich bad dreams that
he eouldnt Shape wink all night
num- Harlem Life.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1902-07-01
SLOW our Ancestor. auarre1ea.

A study of medieval rural life 70 apt
to give the impression that the pr1nci-
pal part of the life of the people was
spent in quareling or in the commits
sion or prosecution of offenses. Our
ancestors certainly We're very liti-
gious and a very disorderly people.
The records TEEN with instances of men
and women drawing knives against one
another, of breaking into houses, Of
prosecuting one another for SANDER.
Then we have such entries as these:
1T is ordained by common consent
that all the women of the village must
refrain their tongues from all SANDER
ing" 'Thomas, son of Robert Smith,
is fined II pence because his wife Ag-
mes beat Emma, the wife Of Robert,
the tailor, and Robert, the tailor, six
pence because his wife Emma swore at
Agnes, the wife of Thomas" 1T is. en-
joined upon all the tenants of the vii
lage that none of them attack any 9th
ers in word or deed, with clubs or ar
rows or knives under penalty of paying
40 shillings."
Such entries, frequently occurring, in
addition to the innumerable instances
of individual attack, SANDER, petty
theft and other immortality seem to
show community of far from perfect
virtue.-Lippincott's
italians Love Tomatoes.
Italians more than any other people
value tomatoes, and each one that
comes to perfection is as carefully tend
ed as though it were an apple of gold.
Not only do the housewives delight in
/, the fresh vegetables themselves, but
generally speaking, those home tended
are better than any purchased at the
market, and so each one is jealousy
saved to make tomatoe sauce for the
spaghetti, without which no Italian
Sunday would be Sunday One soapboS
gardener one season sold enough toma'
toes to give her quite little pin money
No one who knows the Italian well vii
be surprised to learn that many of the
boxes are devoted to peppers, for they
In truth furnish much of their spice O
life, and even the little Italian girl
know how to stuff and cook them in 1
dozen different ways that tempt II
palate.-Boston Transcript .afsfas.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1902-04-06
SEATS GAVE WAY
MANY SCORES OF PERSONS RE.
 CEIvE INJURIES.
Five Persons Killed and All Hope for Recovery of Twenty Others is
 Abandoned--Accide at
 Football Game.

Glasgow, April 5.-The struggle Of the crowds which gathered at Ibrox Park today to witness the last international association football contest between teams from England and Scotland caused the collapse of a portion of one of the spectators terraces. resulting in the death of five persons and the injury of 12o others.
 When the game began 7o.0o0 spectators crowd had gathered outside. Being unable to obtain admittance this crowd broke down some of the barriers and swarmed upon the fields, whereupon the police charged and drove the intruders back upon the terraces and seats with the result that the raiIings dividing the crowds were broken and the people were thrown over each other. In the frantic struggle towards the exits the pressure toward the upper portion of the westerly terrace was so great that {. hundred feet of the highest part of the structure collapsed, precipitating the mass of people to the ground. sixty feet below. The injured were piled in heaps, wedged in with broken wood.
 Up to midnight five deaths had been reported as the result of the accident while in the cases of twenty of the other victims all hope of recovery has been abandoned.
 An investigation into the cause Of the disaster shows that the breakdown of the terrace had begun before the structure was subjected to it's sevcrest strain, and 1t is now believed that the final collapse was caused more directly by the efforts of those nearest the first breakdown than by the additional weight of those who rushed upon the stand from below The terrace though supported by iron girders, swayed and cracked ominoHsly under the movements of its frantic occupants. The fallen portion is 100 feet long, thirty feet wide and contained twelve tiers of seats The injured in many cases were lying five or six deep and it is consider ed marvellous that there were not more fatalities.
 One man hung by his boot which caught in splintered beam. head downward fifty feet above the ground, Finally ms boot was cut and the man dropped into a sheet below.
 The strangest featurr of the affair is the fact that the crowd in the other parts of the grounds failed entirely to realize the extent of the disaster and the game was played to a finish resulting in draw. Even the management appeared to be unaware of the seriousness Of the