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Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1902-08-28
TILL THEN.

Like the south-fying swallows the
summer has flown;
Like the fast falling star, from un-
known to unknown
Life flashes and falters and fails from
our sight
Goodnight, friends, goodnight.
Like Homecoming swallows that seek
the old caves,
Like the buds that wait patient be-
meath the dead leaves,
Love shall sleep in our hearts till our
hands meet again.
Till then, friends, till then.
Arthur Sherburne Hardy.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1902-08-28

A Liverpool firm employing over
500 clerks and managers engages a
fellow of the British chronological
society in the Midlands to select suit
able candidates for vacancies. Other
hrms in Leicester. Nottingham. Der
by, Birmingham and Brighton do the
same
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1902-08-28

Property owners along Due
az Racine threaten heavy damas
against the city on account Of
emulation Of filth in the cred
ing many to move. A sewer
into the stream at LaSare al
pect streets. ]
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1902-08-28
In the Redeye.

Bill-Has Charlie any steady Gus
toners in his saloon?
Pete-Well. they might be steady
going in. but they are mighty IN
steady critters coming out.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1902-08-28
Doubly Disaqreeable.

Jones-Brown is an even-tempered
individual He never gets angry in
an argument.
Smith-Yes, but he always ans
his opponent by seeming sorry(
him.-Chicago News.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1902-08-28

Have you enjoyed yourself. Yer
onica, DEAR" exclaimed voice. and
a curly head appeared above the bed
clothes.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1902-08-28
In Old Kentucky.

Basil-Did old Stiller leave his
family anything when he died?
Zeke-Yeas, sab. He left a mort
gage an two feuds
, 1902-03-19
HOMESTEAD COMPUTATION.

In a recent decision the secretary o.
the interior holds that = homestead
settler desiring to make Communication
proof may do 70 at the expiration Of
fourteen months from entry, although
he may not have established actua,
residence upon the land until more
than five months from the date Of Al
ing. In the cas- in question the com
missioner of the general land once
held that communication proof was
premature when made less than
fourteen months from the begin
ming Of actual residence ON the land
but upon appeal to the secretary of the
interior this decision was reversed and
the Communication proof allowed.
This decision makes It possible fol
a homestead entryman to cur title
to land by residing thereon = period O
eight months. which, with the 81,
months constructive residence after
filing would make the required four
teen months.
, 1902-03-19

mentS OF their state. Mr.. Bryan saws
that the purpose of the resolution was
to place tn" Mississippi democracy on
the side Of tn" reorganization. and to
declare against the Kahsas City plat
form" Dreadful. to he sure. He says
further that the declaration was die
tated by plutocracy, and places the
people of Mississippi In the position of
mendicants begging favors from cor
poratc wealth. and Offering to enlist
| under the flag that represents the most
money" He takes heart again. though,
in the reflection that after all the PEG
pie didn't elect the Legislature to make
| declarations Of principles. and that the
adoption of that auction-block resolu
ton represented nothing more than the
personal opinions Of the men who vot
ed for it. Mr.. Bryan feels the democ
racy slipping out OF his grasp and see.
nothing ahead for himself but the dr.,
husks OF populism. He is In a bad way
But he should remember that in 1900
Mississippi was for Hill.-Salt LAX,
Tribune.
, 1902-03-19
CHEYENNE WINDS.

That the wind blows fast and furious
in Cheyenne Is . fact that need not be
stated here. but is 1t not about time to
repeating that silly old saying
that The wind blows harder here In
Cheyenne than ut any other place on
the continent"
The facts are that twice within thir
ty years the wind has reached a We
locity Of sixty.hve miles per hour. and
this is something which the records Of
the Cheyenne signal once discloses
Now there are thirty-four cities in the
United States where durinS the same
period the wind has reached 4 greater
velocity than 1t ever did In Cheyenne
in one instance = velocity Of twenty
nine miles an hour greater than any
thing we ever experienced; In another
instance twenty-five miles an hour;
still another eighteen miles, and even
In Denver the record b ten miles an
hour over and above anything We have
ever seen here.
This old saying - to high winds in
Cheyenne u almost on . per with the
oft repeated statement of sentimental
men and women that the American In
dians are fast disappearing. when the
facts are that there are more Indians
in this country today than there were
two centuries aso.-Leader.
, 1902-03-19
PERTINENT AND TIMELY SUCCESS
TONS.

The communication presented to the
city council last evening by Mesdames
Knight. Gardiner and Harris. q com
mittee from the Woman's club. were
pertinent and timely. II the city coun
ell will act upon the suggestions cor
tanned therein. the thanks Of the PEG
pie Of the entire community will be
cheerfully accorded. The interest OF
the ladies is sure to rebound to the
benefit of all, for the reason that clean
yards and streets and alleys will be
made popular and dirty ones a dis
grace to the owner and the city.
No taxpayer will object to the ex
penditure Of . reasonable sum OF
money in cleanliness and street and al
ley improvement. Naturally our streets
are beautiful, but We can add greatly
to what nature has doAe for us.
The suggestion that the northeast
block Of the park be improved, II no,
the entire north half. Is q good one
Laramie needs = park and It Is neces
sary to begin almost anew. Under the
care OF a competent man, the present
site may be made beautiful, or at least
a portion Of 1t. Many OF the trees now
there are growing and healthy and to
these may be added others rs finances
will permit.
In addition to the improvement OF
, 1902-03-19

You have good reaso to fear an At
tack of pneumonia, when you have .
severe cold. accompanied by pains in
the chest or in the back between the
shoulders. Get . bottle Of Chamber.
lain's Cough Remedy aud use 1t A.
directed and it will prevent the threat
ened attack. Among the tens Of thou
sands who have used this Remedy for
colds and Ia grippe, We have yet to
learn OF a single case that has resulted
in pneumonia, which shows that this
Remedy is a certain preventive of that
dangerous disease. For sale by F. H.
Eggleston.
, 1902-03-19

lone day" says an exchange clerk in
a Philadelphia department store. Ian
old fellow from the country came up
TO my desk, and. laying down a pack.
age said: Young man. here's a suit OF
underwear that l bought here seven
years ago. 1t Is too small for me. and
/ would like to have 1t exchanged
was thund'rstruck at the nerve OF the
man. but | manaeed to say something
about the time limit on such ~transac.
tions, Well said he, Il know that
but I've never had EN- on. and this is
the first time I've been in town since
the day | bought EN-"
, 1902-03-19

Mark Hanna seems to be q particu-
lar favorite with the w~orkingmen when
1t comes to arbitrating differences
with capital. He has recently been
chosen as the labor arbitrator in the
d%ificulty between the Southern rail
way and its m%achinists.
, 1902-03-19

Julius Caesar bears witness to the
astronomical learning of the Druids.
Stonehenge is accepted as a solar
temple by most archseologists, and Sir
Norman Lockyer has calculated its age
on the hypothesis that 1t was built so
that the priest at the altar would Just
perceive the solar rays at the summer
s~ols,ice. Granting his hypothesis, It
appears that the date was about 1850
years before the Christian era-soms
thirty-six centuries ago.
, 1902-03-19
A MISSISSIPPI sLAP.

Mr.. Bryan weeps over Mississippi
The legislature OF that state has pass
sdA prsaAble to the e9sct that thu
south has made N ass q ttsslf In fol.
lowing noassnsical theorssA and has
suffered for Il By an&aanaising the
bostnass interests Of tie opantfy IN the
iatarsst II hotair pelittcs. therefore ~
ssavsl (or words to that s1sctl that
~ veAt - - any nsgA - MN IL
~ ~ coan4saes q eaesepslss sad
casital. - IAvsstnsats u insrovs.
, 1902-03-19

Coughs, colds, Group, grip. bronchitis,
other throat and lung troubles are
quickly cured by One Minute Cough
Cure Absolutely safe Acts at once.
"One Minute Cough Cure will do all
that is claimed for it." says Justice Of
the Peace. J. Q. Hood, Crosby, Miss.
"My wife could not get her breath and
was relieved by the first dose. 1t has
been a benefit to all my family" Sold
by The Laramie Drug Co.
, 1902-03-19

viii you kindly show me what you
have here?" asked the visitor to the
pen.
With pleasure" replied the warden,
who had INT worked in a dry goods
store; have . few things in stripes
that l think will interest you"
, 1902-03-19

This" the salesman said, handing out
another package. lis also an excellent
substitute for coffee. 1t is very whole
some. 1t makes red blood
Haven't you something" asked the
young woman with the earrings, that
makes blue blood?"
, 1902-03-19

Business is frightfully dull today"
said the junior partner of the tailor
ing firm.
No wonder" said the senior part
ner, angrily. Who wrote our 'ad' for
the papers to-day"
Il did. Why"
Because 1t says: DO you need an
overcoat? Try III melton and frieze.' -
, 1902-03-19

Some Ono Must ray the hills.
Anxious Groom thought you said
something or other about a check: l
don't see any.
Angry Father-in-IAw-You blither-
ing idiot, your wife is a regular check
book. Every time either Of you want
anything she writes me a note and I've
got to cash 1t.
, 1902-03-19

nant OF her company uInn' the ran
tAstic o~rn3menting OF a huge pie.
why. Bridget. did you do this"
| "Indade it was meself that did it,"
replied Bridget. Isn't 1t pretty.
mum. I did it with yer false teeth.
mum."--Pearson's Weakly.
, 1902-03-19

1T seems to me-" said the lady with
4 severe glance. that the newspa-
pers print some dreadful things"
Yes" answered the reporter: 1t
often makes me sad to think that peo-
pie insist on doing shocking things
them"
, 1902-03-19
AlfOAAy,

THAT boy" remarked old Cerberus,
drily. after the youthful hope and pride
had been led of to the spanking de-
partment. has the bump Of litigation
very strongly developed; he Is already
vigorously engaged in contesting the
parental will"
, 1902-03-19
Nice MAJ.

Nice Ma.
Cadleigh-Won't you give me an
other dance?
Miss WigginsEReally, Mr.. Cadleigh,
you've had nearly all 80 far. and
Cadleigh-Yes. you know. it's Just to
spite Miss Pechis. We've had q quar-
rel.
, 1902-03-19
A Printer orssely suprised.

Il never was 70 much surprised In my
life. Is l was with the results Of using
Chamberlain's Pain Balm" says Henry
T. Crook. pressman of the Ashville
IN. CO. Gazette. Il contracted = severe
case Of rheumatism early last winter
b. getting ny feet wet. ] tried several
things for Il without benefit. Ono day
while loo1iag over the 0asstte, !
notice tAat Pain Balm was positively
guaranteed to cure rheumatism. %
boagAtl . hottie at Il and bsaore using
two tAirds a. Il ny rAssnatism had
ftaksa IT. Eight and I have not had .
Rheumatic Daia since" Sold By =. n.
negleooea.
, 1902-03-19
D,s,re,

Mrs. Jones-What's become Of that
silk smoking jacket you gave your
husband for his birthday?
Mrs. Smith-Oh, | had to make that
over into a sofa pillow. He actually
wanted to sit around and smoke In It.
Judge. .
, 1902-03-19

Winning His Wy.
Nell-i have been assigned to read
|a.paper on The Ideal Woman" at the
next meeting Of the club.
Jack-Well. all you will need to do is
10 stand up on the platform and let
Them look At you.
, 1902-03-19

Doesn't 1t make you the least bit
envious to see what elegant furniture
Mrs. Eyehy is putting into her house
next door,"
Not a bit. My husband says 1t will
be sold by the sheriff within six
months-and I'll be there to buy"
, 1902-03-19
Nss Prepared

Net Prepared.
WhytetBjenks calls himself 4 prac-
Teal politician.
Black-A practical politician! Why,
[ asked him to change . so bill for me
On election day last year and he said
he couldn't do 1t.
, 1902-03-19
OUR WIT AND HUMOR
BRIGHT SAYINGS AND MERRY TESTS
OF THE FUNMAkERS.

Different Forms "f Pleasure. a. observed
by tho foI Advertisement THAT
Might Have Heen in,proVsd On
, 1902-03-19
CONVENIENT POCKET MAPS
OF o1A1G NJ WYOMING

W WuOmuNO
There having bssn 20 many calls ~
Gently for maps Of the State Of Wyo
ling. The Republican has been prouDt
ed to. put in . supply for It's patfoak-
The map selected 10 issued BY Rand.
McNally 4 Co., and 10 up-to-tate in az.
cry particular. It ID arranged in nsa4
book form and II suitable for carrying
in ones pocket. 10 neatly covered and
very durable. In addition to the map.
there IL . large amount Of valuable in.
formation concerning tia state con.
tanned in the book. It has . new and Of
iginal compilation and ready index,
showing in detail the entire railroad
system, the express company doing
business over each road and accurate
" locates all cities. towns. postomces.
railroad statioaA. villages, counties, isl.
Ands. lakes. rivers. 80.
The special features Of this pocket
map are: Locating the branch or par
ticular division ot railroad upon which
each station y situatsd: the nearest
mailing point Of Ill local places; dssis-
mating money order Destomess: tsls.
graph stations. and naming the com.
pany doing business At the point where
the several companies have o1lces.
The population Of the various towns
d given sc2 arding 70 the 1900 census.
These pocket maps will be sold for
the small sun Of - csats each and can
b had only 1t The Republican once.
4 COPY viii Be given frss With svsry
six months subscription to Tho Daily
Republican. paid In advance.
The Republican also furnishes tAs
'ery latest vail map issued By Rand,
McNally I Co. for the sum Of q, Of
will give II free with each yearly sub
scription to Tho Daily Republican paid
N advance. This map y kept right uD
to the time and shows the United
States and III nsw possessions on the
me side and the world on the other.
The Rand. 1fclsaliy 4 Co. Atlas OF
Three War; may also b had 1t The
Republican Once for TIE low pcics Of
80 cents pr oe9y. or L vii b gtvsn
tree With svssy six months' subserlp
ton 10 The Daily Republican paid Ii,
advance. TAssAtlas II The iatsst f1a
lishsd aAd IL ~ Deckst map o. Wy,
ming and u van na1 h risAt uDtel
, 1902-03-19

surgery u - longer lscsssary 10 cure
.p1sa DsNitt,s WftcA HAssl ealve
cure q once. rsnostng5ths nAesssity
fof operations For sen1asy ssls. barns.
vosnds. bruises, sogds ~ a1ia dt-
saDs unequallsd. Dswato u osunAss.
fsits- Sod b TAsIAnqnte Drus Co.
, 1902-03-19
WEDNESDAY, MARCH 10, 1902.

Now is the time to plant spring ad
Vertisements.
, 1902-03-19

Eight hundred cases Of smallpox
have been reported to the Nebraska
state board Of health.
, 1902-03-19

you look thin and haggard, Jim
Yep. l took too much Of a debili.
tating mixture"
What was it,"
Sugar and "copper""
, 1902-03-19

| HOW QueeTt exclaimed MISS feTll6
Goodwin at the Wagner recital. My
foot has gone to sleep-and in all this
noise. too!"-Chicago News.
1t is a terrible thought that a man.
after fighting Mother Hubbards while
on earth, will have to wear one when
he becomes an angel in heaven.-Atchi-
son Globe.
Rusty-Where'd We git de quarter?
Dusty-I struck up an acquaintance
, wild a trained dog wot was goin' to the
indianapolis Sun.
Mr.. Johnson: Don't you fink it am
easier to coax a woman dan to drive
her?
Mr.. Jackson-Dunno; but l find 1t
an a derned sight safer.-Puck.
"a little quarrel now and then helps
love affair.""
Eyes. the lover leaves of buying
roses. and gets a chance to catch up
with the tailor's bill."-Tit-Bit
Mrs. Hiny-Is Mrs. swagger at
home?
servant-No, ma'am, she went out to
FALL OF you.
Mrs. Hify-How very fortunate for
u both!-Boston Post.
"Dickie, when YOU divide those five
earamels with -FOUR little sister did you
give her three?"
mo. ma, l thought they wouldn't
come out even, 30 l ate one fore I be-
gan to divide."-What to Eat.
why don't you go to work. asked
the well-meaning friend.
II don't dare to-" answered Willie
Washington. People would think my
father had d%isinherited me, and 1t
would ruin my credit."-Washington
Star.
Paul--Percy. what is your idea Of
success?
Percy-My d OF success! Well, 1t
lis having people run after me who used
Ito run away from me.-Detroit Free
Press.
what is an inventor" asked the
teacher.
"An inventor" replied the inventors
son promptly. rs something designed
oy nature for the use Of = promoter
Chicago Evening Post.
, 1902-03-19

A Recognized Trait.
Her little boy has such a manly
way about him."
Yes; l noticed when l vas there
the other day that he found fault with
what they had to eat"
, 1902-03-19

A He0saro Sf 1taA-
The pupil-t seemed to me that
must have practiced all Of two hours.
The professor-But I'm sure you
iidn't. II you had practiced two hours
it would have seemed like six.-Puck.
, 1902-03-19

Here, waiter, gimme my hat"
What kind of a hat was it. sir?"
"A new one"
81 beg pardon. sir. but the new ones
have been all gone a half hour ago.
, 1902-03-19

why. Hrilsst." rid ~ atstranl
VIA Wis = y sallyh ~ eAA4a4pn-
, 1902-03-19

Tho UOIHaC.
Il had a terrible time last night. A
crank called at my house and | had an
awful time getting him to go away"
Threatening. was he?"
Yes; he threatened to tell me all
about his exploits on the links.
, 1902-03-19

There Is always room at the top
said the Good Adviser.
Indeed. yes" answered the Unfor-
tunate Person, but the elevator II
not always, running"
, 1902-03-19

Mrs.. Galley -tnuaingiy)-Suppose ]
should publish your love letters. deari
Nj. 0aley--Why mot siDpiy make a
public acknowledgement that you mar
ded . foolf
, 1902-03-19

1t is q terrible thought that a man.
after fighting Mother Hubbards while
on earth, will have to wear one when
he becomes an angel in heaven.-Atchi-
son Globe.
, 1902-03-19

Light Trlhes.
How queer!" exclaimed Miss Pertle
Goodwin at the Wagner recital. My
foot has gone to sleep-and in all this
noise. too!"-Chicago News.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1902-02-25

scale ever attempted. An effective
and new feature was the electric light
illumination. Several thousand little
electric lights of all colors and ar
ranged in fanciful designs supplement
ed the illumination from the great
chandeliers. They were hung in artis-
tic shapes from the tops of the large
mirrors and gracefully intertwined on
the smilax with which they were
covered. A square canopy of them was
hung over the center of the room di-
rectly over the places occupied by the
President and the guest ,of honor.
The general effect of the decorations
in the dining room was pink and
white. This was especially character
istc of the immense table, which was
formed in the shape of a crescent with
the concave side toward the east,
where President Roosevelt had his
seat
Large plats of pale and pink prim
short spaces and between them were
hung crystal vases with punches of red
and white roses. Pink-shnded candel-
uhrA completed the decora tions of the
were large banks of pink and white
azaloas with beds of ferns and other
greens, aud on others there was a
profusiou uf many colored crotons.
while from the ceiling hung folds of
SmilnX and from the chandeliers were
festooned ropes of the same material,
caught between clusters of electric
bulbs. Back of the seats occupied by
the President and the royal visitor
were draped from the top of the win
dow the German and American flags.
Music was furnished by the Marine
band.
Mrs Roosevelt and Miss Roosevelt
were not present at any portion of the
evenings festivities, the company be-
ing limited entirely to gentlemen.
Just before the dinner there was
brought to the White House large
oil portrait, which was taken to the
private portion of the house. It Is
supposed this was present from the
Prince to the President.
After the dinner the guests repaired
to the parlors, where for an hour or
more they remained In social CONVEX
sation. The Prince chatted freely with
the company, many of whom he had
met during the day. AT 1870 o'clock
the party dispersed, the Prince leaving
directly for the railroad station, where
his special train awaited him. A
troop Of cavalry and a squadron of
mounted and bicycle police acted as
an escort and saw him safely on board
the train which left at midnight for
New York.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1902-02-25
. ONLY ONE.
They Have a Unique Rec
ord In Akron as
Well as Else
where.

The reader can only find one rem
edy that first gives local proof Of its
merits and second demonstrates be-
yond doubt that when it cures the
work is permanent. Read this;
Mr.. Jonathan Riggles, painter, of go
Carroll st, says: I'm the spring OF
1895, / stated through our Akron news
papers that | had procured Doans
Kidney Pills at Lamparter & Co. $
drug store, taken course of the
treatment and that they had cured me
of kidney and bladder trouble, caus-
ing steady, dragging pain across
the small of my back and AN incon-
venient urinary weakness. 1t affords
me pleasure to cmphatically say that
during all the time which has elapsed
since stopped the treatment | have
not been required to use Doan's Kid
ney Pills or any other medicine for
my kidneys"
For sale by all dealers. Price 90
cents. Foster Milburn Co., Buffalo,
n. Y. Sole agents for the U. s.
Remember the name Doan's and
take no substitute.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1902-02-25
LATE PERSONAL.

The Art and History class met Mon
day afternoon, at the home of Mrs
Ira Miller, East Market st There was
large attendance. Venetian Art was
the topic of the day and Titan was
the artist under discussion. Mrs. Il. c.
Reynolds was the leader.
Mr.. II. Nj. Black, of Los Angeles
Cal, vice president of the Little Ma,
poleon Oil Co, is the guest of his uncle
Mr.. :. X. Black.
Mr.. Richard Il. Palmer went to Tiff
fin, today, to visit his daughter, Mrs
Willis Bacon.
Miss Josie Luley and Miss Leona
Russell, of East Buchtel ave, spent
Sunday in Suffield
Mrs. Nj. p. Moor, of 10S Vine St, was
rendered most pleasant surprise party
Monday afternoon by her lady friends
There were 25 present and a delight.
full afternoon was spent. Light re-
freshments were served.
Twenty-Five members of the local
Brotherhood of Railway Tralnmen,
accompanied by real goat, went TO
Orrville, Sunday, where they initiated
16 members INTO their order. A sunlp.
tuous dinner was enjoyed.