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UNIVERSITY OF NoTRs DAME
Nelrs Dane. lndIaaa.

We call the attention OF our readers
10 the advertisement Of Rotre Dams
/ University. one Of the great educa-
tional institutions Of the West, which
I appears In another column Of this pa
per. Those Of our readers who may
have occasion 20 look up a college for
their sons during the coming year
would do well 70 correspond with the
| President who viii send them q cata-
lOgue free Of charge, a. well as all
particulars regarding terms courses
Of studies, etc.
There Is thorough preparatory
school in connection with the UniVsr-
Gity, In which students Of all grades
VIII have every opportunity of pre-
pairing themselves for higher studies.
The Commercial Course intended for
young men preparing for business,
may be finished in one or two years,
according % the ability Of the student.
81. EDWARDS HALL, for boys IN
der thirteen. is an unique department
Of the institution. The higher courses
are thorough In every respect, and
students viii find every opportunity
OF perfectng themselves in any line
OF work they may choose TO select
Thoroughness IN class work, exact
ness In the care Of students, and de-
vouon to the best interests Of all, are
the distinguishing characteristics Of
Notre Dame University.
Fdfty-eight years of active work In
the cause Of education have made this
institution famous all over the coun-
Try.
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One woman has dyspepsia, another
bronchitis, another Bright's disease,
another liver complaint, another con.
! sumption, another female complaint
These women would be very much sur
prised to hear that they are all suffer
ing with chronic catarTh- But IL Is 50,
nevertheless
Each one Of these troubles and a great
many more are simply catarrh-thatis Is,
chronic Inflammation Of the mucous
lining of whichever organ is affected.
I Any internal remedy that viii cure ca
tarrh in one location will cure IL in any
other. This is why Peruna has be-
come 30 justly famous in the cure Of
female diseases It cures catarrh
Peruna does not palliate-it cures
Hon. Joseph B. Crowley, Congressman
| from Illinois, writes from Robinson, III.
the following praise for the great ca
tarrhal tonic Peruna Congressman
Crowley saws:
'AIrS. Crowley has taken q number
Of bottles Of Peruna on account OF
nervous troubles. IL has proven q
strong tonic and lasting cure, can
cheerfnIIy recommend h"---L B.
Crowley.
A catarrh book sent free by The Pc
runa Medicine Co, Columbus, Ohio.
II you do not derive prompt and salts
factory results from the use Of Peruna,
write at once to DR.. Hartman, giving q
full statement Of your case and he win
be pleased TO give you his valuable ad-
vice gratis.
Address DR.. Hartman, President Of
The Hartman Sanitarium, Columbus,
Ohio.
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w.l,-Weant AdvIes.

Congressman Beidler Of Ohio Vant
into 3 washington restaurant and or
dersd q steak and said: Have e
ven done and have Il IN q hurry.
me eoiored waiter hesitatingly gug-
eested: III you' h n q hurry, boss.
Why don't you have 20 steak rare and
den 70 won't have 10 wait 20 longf"
me congressman at first was dis
posed TO feel angry. but the darby vas
evidently sincere and his tip ala not
sufer because Of IFS remark.
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Name b vaIuabls.

n. chew, q second deputy a1ditor n
ne postomce department Wa1hng
to doss little but sign his name Cor
nhout eirht hours eFery day. = q
"a fhaf hs owes his appointmant
800 g lis hayfng . signature en-
e-irine III are lotterB and u.s. en-
ts 1ritlea vlfh EFeat Fspldlly.
The broad ax., 1902-07-26

II you don't get the biggest and best
it's your own fault Defiance Starch
Is for sale everywhere and there is pos
itiVely nothing to equal It in quality or
quantity.
The broad ax., 1902-07-26

A man must put his best foot up
ward as well a. forward II be would
reach the top Of the ladder.
The broad ax., 1902-07-26

When I note the palaces Of rich d.
vines I wonder II they fool themselves
into the belief that they are poor In
spirit
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DO YOUR CLOTHES LOOK YELLOWS
Hso, use Red Gross Ball Blue. IL viii make
thsm white as snow. 2oz. package, oanes.
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hsighboring farmer. Patty had known
him au haF Hfs. and had lovoa him IS
flr back 6 aho could remember.
The var broke ont and Hesben tex
Nd arms for TIE North- Tan followed
Gld days fer he yonnE EirL Her
hfheF aickensd nn1 died. and her o1l3
hroEhsr vas N tie fs1 south. hattllnE
iar Uhe Cofsteracg. IhuB - VS.
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DEFIANCE STARCH

should Be In eve-v household none %
good, besides 4 OF. more for 10 cents than
any other brand OF cold water starch
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CIVIL VAR TRAGEDY


pathetic Tale Of sad Happening IN n.
Life Of Miss Patsy coIsraIn q
BardSt0Wn, ky.-ssory Of Fo-t,
Years AGO.
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The longer a man lives the more
lost opportunities he has to regret
The broad ax., 1902-07-26

Colersin residence Is an old-fasbjoneS
Gnpretentious farmhouse, situated
b the midst Of q Verdant lavD
Shad0Wed By heavy foliRged for.
ct trees Miss Patsy CoIersin
OF AUNT Patsy" as she e 3,
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fspecIaI $50

DOZEN miles pertains.
east OF BardstoEn, Ky.
IN q sequestsred neighbor.
hood, reside Nathan Cole.
rain, q ehndess widover
Of advanced age, and hts
maiden sister, who e now
past middle life ~
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1902-12-04
The Transit of Mars.

When Eloise looks up the street,
Puts down her Observation-Disclosures
And turns away that face so sweet
Lest 1 should note her bushes,
I wish that I were young again.
But soon she's blithely humming.
Forgetting me and all-and then
know the Captains coming.
When Eloise with downcast eyes
Once more bends DER her stitching
And looks, as her bright needle flies,
OF may be) more bewitching,
You'd say she wastes no thought on men,
But oh, her cheeks are CHASING
The red geranium near!-and then
l know the Captains passing.
When Eloise looks down the street
With eyes wide-set and ''wistful,
Her cheeks as pale as any sheet,
Her dear mouth drawn and tristful,
wish that I were young again.
For as I lift her sewing
She signs, o such slgh!-and then
know the Captains going.
Edward w. Barnard.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1902-12-04
TIME. TABLES AS BIOGRAPHIES
New York School Teacher Makes 6
Valuable Discovery.

Valuable Discovery.
81 never realized the value Of time
cables until got hold Of class Of
boys old enough to take an interest
in geography" said New York pub
lie school teacher. $50 far as the
study of maps goes, l can get better
results from the use of time tables
than from all the biographies in the
market. Maps that zen pre-
pared for the purpo. ~ultivating
the youthful mind in the matter Of To-
cality are stunned as bugbears by all
except the studious few. But just set
a dozen boys around pile Of time
tables and tell them to locate certain
cities, lakes and rivers, and they will
work like beavers, and come out let
ter-perfect every time. For most chill
dren time tables and accompanying
maps are a source of unfailing inter
est both in and out Of school hours.
1t is true that this unorthodoX method
may give the boys exaggerated ideas
as to the Importance Of certain rail-
roads, but they seem to get enough
good out of the investigation to coun'
teract such impressions"
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1902-12-04
Just Resting His Eyes.

A Front street jobber is responsible
for the story of an old man who could
not read and who was sitting in his
easy chair in his home on Mississ-
ippi plantation holding paper in his
hand.
At first glance it would have ap'
peared that he was reading with more
than usual eagerness. He looked
straight forward at his paper and
seemed completely absorbed
On looking close it became appar'
ent that his paper was upside down
and he was asked forthwith why he
held it thus.
His reply almost knocked the ques
toner out of his chair. 1t was:
"Just to rest my eyes.
Scimitar.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1902-12-04
Chances of the Earth.

How does one generation of men
succeed another? The fathers are not
swept away in a body to make room
for the children, but one by one the
old drop off and the young come on.
till day is reached when none OF
those remain that once were here.
How does some form of human speech
become extinct? About a hundred
wears ago an old lady named Dolly
Dentreath died in Cornwall. She could
speak the Cornish language; after her
death there was nobody that could.
Thus quietly did the living Cornish
language become a dead language;
and in a like unobtrusive manner have
been wrought most of the new becom-
ings which have changed and arc
changing the earth.-Harper's.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1902-12-04
WONDERFUL WORK.

Case No. 18,977.-David M. Bye,
p. 0. Address, Box 297,. Midland,
Mich, says: Three months I was
slmost incapacitated from labor;
could not sleep at night; had to walk
the floor, owing to terrible pain in
the hips, in the small of the back, in
my instep and ankle of the right
leg.
was treated for sciatic rheuma-
tism in the hospital, but received no
benefit. One month ago 1 returned
home and was given box of Doan's
Kidney Pills. To-day residents Of
the city can bear witness to the fact
that i am able to work, and can also
walk to my work without the aid
Of walking stick or crutch.
In speaking of the immediate effect
of Doan's Kidney Pills, did not find
them to deaden the pain, but quickly
and surely to eradicate the cause of
It,
I am of the opinion that Doan's Kid
ney Pills are the best remedy for
kidney ailments that can be procured.
was especially careful in my diet,
in order to give the treatment fair
play.
In conclusion, shall be pleased. at
any time, to answer any inquiries re-
garding my case, from anyone desir-
GUS of obtaining it,"
A FREE TRIAL of this great kid
ney medicine which cured Mr. Bye
will be mailed on application to any
part of the United States. Address
Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y. For
sale by all druggists, price so cents
per box.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1902-12-04
Chinese Army Rolls.

Now that China has Russia for a
near neighbor, it remains to be seen
how successfully or otherwise the
Middle Kingdom will continue to prac-
tice it's favorite game of bluff. How
it has reinforced it's army is shown by
the Swedish explorer, Hedin.
The Chinese have most extraordi
nary way of enumerating their troops.
They are not content with counting
the soldiers only, but reckon in also
their horses, rifles. shoes. breeches,
and so forth, so that the resultant to-
tai is long way above what it ought
70 be.
They apparently go on the suppose
zion that the rifle is at least as valu-
able as the man, and by an analogous
train of reasoning they argue that a
man is of little use if he has to travel
on foot, that he cannot go about naked
and so on. Hence they count the
whole kit, horse, rifle, breeches, and
all.
BY this peculiar process Of arith'
metic they fancy they deceive the
Russians into believing their garri'
sons much stronger than they are.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1902-12-04
THOUGHT ooAT svRELY:losr.
Small Boys Natural Alarm at the
Teachers information.

small Boy's Natural Alarm at the
Teachers Information.
: A well-known Reading, Pa., mer-
chant was in the habit Of paying week.
ly visits to farm which he had pur.
chased. To those living along the
route he was wont to drive he was at
first the object of much speculation,
but in due time the cause Of his fire.
quent visits became known, as did
also the fact that he was a man Of
considerable influence and wealth.
AS he was driving along one Sunday
morning last summer he saw plodding
ahead Of him a small boy of the coun-
try thereabout, carefully carrying on
his arm a coat, which, on account of
the heat. he had removed; and, acting
on a charitable impulse, invited the
thoroughly abashed lad to ride as far
as the Sunday school," having
cleaned that to be his destination.
They were soon there, but the boy, in
his perturbed state, did not realize
until he had taken his place in his
class that he had left his coat in the
carriage.
The well-known parable of Lazarus
and the rich man having been as
signed as the lesson for that day, the
teacher, addressing the newcomer, in,
quired: What became of the rich
MANI"
He drove on down the road to his
farm" promptly answered the youth,
still thinking of the coat.
For hts misdeeds," affirmed the
teacher, ignoring the answer, "he went
to an awful place Of torment. from
which he can never return"
"Holy Moses!" broke in the youth,
Hes got my coat with him."
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1902-12-04
ENTS.
List of Patents Issued This Week (,

List Of Patents Issued This Week to
Northwestern Inventors.
Murdick Cameron, Duluth, Mimi,
lamp wick snuffing device; John G.
Carlson, Eggleston, Mimi, railway tie
or bride; Christian Christofferson, St.
Paul, Mimi, lever operating mechan-
ism; Paul Grove, Duluth, Mimi,
means for raising or lowering CRATES !;
Frederick Kilgore. Minneapolis, Mimi,
logging stake; William Koch, Min
neapolis, Mimi, minnow pail; Sidney
Long, Wilmot, Mimi, coin controlling
apparatus.
Lothrop and Johnson. patent attorneys, Oil
.9l2 Pioneer Press Bldg. St. Paul. MINI.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1902-12-04
PEANUT CURE INSOMNIA.
Man Who Tried the Experiment Says
It Succeeds All Riuht.

~ SNSSSSOS NJ niSuSs
Peanuts as cure for consumption
are widely known and believed in.
Now a, Roxborough man comes for
ward with peanut cure for insomnia.
He says of it: Il had been a poor
sleeper for five years. Violent exer-
else, drugs and other remedies had
given me no relief. Finally, at the
suggestion of vegetarian, tried the
peanut. put beside my bed a bag of
peanuts newly roasted, shelled and
sailed, and on my first attack of in
somnia l ate fifty. masticating them
very thoroughly-giving, in fact,
twenty-five chews to each nut. While
taking this large dose, felt grad
ual drowsiness stealing over me, and
as soon as the dose was ended l fell
asleep. Since that time l have always
kept fresh peanuts by me at night.
They have never failed.-Philadelph
Record.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1902-12-04

Mother Gray's sweet Powders for Children
Successfully used by Mother Gray.
nurse In the Children's Home In New
York. Cures Feverishness. Bad Stom-
och, Teething Disorders, move and reg
ulate the Bowels and Destroy Worms.
Over 10000 testimonials. At all drug
fists. Csc. Sample FREE. Address
Allen S. Olmsted. Leroy. N. l..
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1902-12-04
How's Thisr

We offer Ono Hundred Dollars reward for any
case of Catarrh that cannss be cured By Halls
Catarrh Cure.
~ F. J. CHENEY & CO., Props. Toledo. O.
Cheney for the last Is years and believe him
perfectly honorable In n!tbusiness transactions
A ING financially able to carry out any obllga-
lions made by their firm.
= West Truax, Wholesale Druggists, Toledo
~; Walding, Kinnan & Marvin, Wholesale
Druggists Toledo, Ohio
Halls Catnrrh Cure is taken internally, aot-
M. directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces
u me system Testimonials sent free Pr'cs
'oG per bottle. Sold by all druggists
Halls Family Pills are the best
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1902-12-04
NOTHING in 1t.

"Here's an account Of a poet Who
committed suicide after having his
verses rejected" said Kindart "That
should be lesson to you editors"
"Nonsense!" replied the editor 1T
won't always work. You surely can't
hope to kill off all the poets by reject
ing their verses. That's too much to
expect. "-Philadelphia Press.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1902-12-04
The Adored One.

Talking of Ships" said Mr.. Phunni-
man, 81 support courtship might prop
erly be considered transport"
Sometimes" replied Miss Lopey-
lipz, dreamily, cit is nothing less than
a sort of Worship. "-Philadelphia
Press.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1902-12-04
CATARRH OF LUNGS.
A Prominent Chicago Lady Cured
bv Pe-ru.na,

Miss Maggie WEIGH, secretary of the
Betsey Ross Educational and Benevo-
lent Society, writes from 328 North State
street, Chicago, ILL.,, the following glow
ing words concerning Peruna:
''Last fall caught the most severe
cold ever had in my life. coughed
night and day, and my lungs and throat
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1902-12-04
Hard Proposition.

"Brace up" said the leader of the
suffrage club, 'and we will yet prove
that we can wear masculine attire"
That's the trouble Sighed the pref
ty little blonde. 1--WE can't brace up
because we can't wear suspenders. -
Chicago News.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1902-12-04

A. w. Partridge, As Cedar ST., Belfast,
S M", says: "Cole,s Carbolisalve has been q
, na household remedy with us for
S y""ra. We have never seen anything that
,,oimnphres with 1t as u cure for burns, sores,
,"n as, ehilblains, soro and weak eyes, outs,
Mi"..nas, and In fact everything that an
ointment could DO Used for"
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1902-12-04
A Friendly TIP.

Mistress-1 don't want you to have
so much company. You have more call
ers in a day than have in week"
Domestic-Well, ma am, perhaps if
you'd try to be a little more agreeable
you'd have as many friends as have
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1902-12-04
In Winter Use Aliens Foot.Ease.

A powder. Your feet feel uncomfort.
able, nervous and often cold and damp.
If you have sweating, sore feet or tight
Shoes try Aliens Foot-Ease. Sold by
all druggists and shoe stores, 25 cents.
Samples sent free. Address Allen S.
Olmsted, lie Roy, N. Y.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1902-12-04
The Only WAY to Prove 1t.

(Which do you think should be more
highly esteemed, brains or money!"
Brains" answered Senator Sor-
ghum. "But nowadays the only way a
man can convince people that he has
brains is to get money. "-Washington
Star.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1902-12-04
coartesv ts Oil.

Courtesy is to business and society
what oil is to machinery. It makes
things run smoothly. for it eliminates
the jar and friction and the nerve
eacking noise-Success.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1902-12-04
Name for the Babv.

"He calls the baby Coffee. What
name! What does he call it that
for?" Because 1t keeps him awake
nights. philadelphia Evening Bulle.
tin
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1902-12-04
In Doubt.

$50 he gave you a dog?"
"Yassir," answered Mr.. Erastus Pink
ley.
"He must like you"
"Well, 1 can't make out fob sho'
whether he likes me or whether he
doesn't like the dog."-Washington
Star.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1902-12-04
A distressing case of Fibroid Tumor,
which bafaed the skill of Boston doctors
Mrs. Hayes, of Boston, j. Mass in
the following letter tells how she was
cured, after everything else. failed, by
Lydia E. Pinkhan's Vegetable Compound.

Mrs. Hayes Fist Letter Appealing Mrs. Pinkham
"DEAR MRS PNK-I have under Boston doctors treat,
without relief
sit down without
spine have both back 'front.'
swollen and have had flowing years Ny
petite good Icanno walk be
"he symptoms of Fbroid Tunor given little book &C.
curately describe you Mrs
T. +. HAYES 252 Dudley St., Qsoxbury) Boston, Mass
Note the result of Mrs. Pinkharn's advice-aI.
though she advised Mrs. Hayes, of Boston, to take
her medicine which she knew would help her
her letter contained mass of additional irstruc-
lions to treatment, all of which helped to bring
about the happy result.
"DEAR Mrs. P1NKHAM you describ
symptoms and asked advice You replied followed
all directions carefully and to-day am we'll
use OF Lydia b. Pinkhams Vegetable Compound entirely
expelled the tmor and strengthened whole system walk
miles
"Lyda E: Pnkham's Vegetable Compound
lars drop advise all who afflicted with
f. F. HAYES 252 Dudley ST., (I2oxbury) Boston, Mass.
the Of the health and happiness which
Vegetable Compound brought to Mrs. Hayes
Such testimony should be accepted convincing
evidence that Lydia E. nkham Vegetable Compound stands
ovarian troubles; tumors nhammations; uceaon falling
placements of the wob backache Irregular painful
menstruaon Surely the volume and character of the testimonial
ters daily printing in leave for doubt
which sick write for fuller information
Her gratitude Mrs Pnkham and
Compound genuine and heartfelt that she thinks trouble
great for her to take for her health happiness
pound that curing medicines for
get this when druggist wants to sell something else
S5OO and
H.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1902-12-04

Plso's Cure for Consumption IL an infalllblo
medicine for coughs nnd cods.--N. w. SAMUEL,
Ocean Grove, N. j., Feb. ". l001
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1902-12-04

All creameries use butter color.
Why not do as they do-use' JUNE
TINT BUTTER COLOR?
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1902-12-04

If time had habit of turning back
ward in it's flight what a boom it would
be to the chap with the notes due.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1902-12-04

Model husbands are the men who
never marry.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1902-12-04

To Cure a Cold in One day.
Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. All
druggists refund money if tfailst to cure csc.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1902-12-04

Every crook has his own peculiar
bent.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1902-12-04

DIR. j. II. RINDLAUB, (specinlist.)
Eye, Ear, Nose and Throat,
Fargo, N. ID.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1902-12-04
Miss Maggie WEIGH,

tress. All cough remedies nauseated
me, and nothing afforded me relief until
my doctor said rather in joke, 4 guess
Peruna is the only medicine that will
cure YOU
II told him that would certainly try
it and Immediately sent for bottle. !
found that relief came the first day, and
as kept taking it faithfully the cough
gradually diminished, and the soreness
left me. It is flne."-Maggie WEIGH.
Address the Pcruna Medicine Co., Co.
lumbus, Ohio, for free literature on
catarrh.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1902-12-04

Few men die from overwork. Work
's almost as harmless as French
duel.
Waterbury Democrat., 1902-03-20
MILITARY BAND PROGRAM.

The following is the program of the concert, promenade and dance of the Waterbury Military band and orches- tra to be given Friday evening, March 21, at City hall, J. F. Clark, di- rector:
 March, '.The Summer Girl'. .Yingling Overture, ''Pique Dame". ...... .Suppe Rosita, Porto Rican dance". Missud Medley. tAll in Bunch'' -. Mackie Two-step, "A Kentucky Thorough bred' Yingling Waltz, "Visions of the Past Robinson Lanciers, Fortune Teller. Herbert
 Orchestra.
 Two-step. "Looney Coons" .... Hall Waltz, Wedding of the Winds Hall Quadrille, Tyrone" ........ Bonnet Schottische, Golden Hours" Robinson
 Orchestra.
 Two-step, ''2d Regt, c. N. G." Reeves Lanciers, ''The Telephone GirP' Tobanf Waltz, "Impassioned Dream" :. Rosas Two-step, 'sTail of the Kangaroo. Quadrille, starlight <. Laurendeau Waltz, "The Autumn Bud" Lesser
 Orchestra.
 Two-step, Washington Post'.. .Sousa