The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1902-07-10
The NonpareiI Man
Casually Observed.

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The man who fights the weeds in the garden
Is as busy now as the Sunday conductor on
suburban trolley line. -, :s+.s
Berlin cable artist says that ]. Pierpont
Morgan in; that city waved reporters away
with grunt-" In this country q grunt would
have about as much effect on reporter as
lace fan; still 1T might be interesting to
see Mr.. Morgan waving one. = H.. ..
Be Wolf Hopper is preparing to produce a
dramatized - Pickwicka PAPERS Hopper
would make a fine, Jingle but for Mr.: Pick
wick he Is "a ,trides shy on, bay window and
benevolent appearances y -zfs5. < < y
John W. Gates Is now carefully studying a
popular little treatsses called 1.-THE Art : OF
Letting Go Of the Gross Bulls Tall :, ;s,s
having said something about shakspere, has
denied It. -. =. T. : - -,
"A -rainnaker who showed up ii iowa with
his apparatus yesterday was quite seriously
iynched before he escaped by swimming"
When Betsy Camp meets Mrs. Prig, and the
state OF the kings health is discussed, the
former lady, with her deep knowledge Of
yistiddy, + don't believe there was no SIGH
hopperation perfo rn1ed as they tells on
; Since. seeing the pony show we are con.
WINGED that many children show an almost
equine intelligence,sif few of them display
an equine obedience. =.
: Some bright little New York wit started the
story that Harry :Lehr, the society fad, had
auto rfoiy, Tsoi}a r'e
ner: 8This drew from Mr.. Lehr a heated de-
NAL. Yet it would have made a neat little
social sensation had it been true. Still, tho
monkey might have fefused the invitation
Senator Beveridge says he doesn't want to
run for vice PRESIDENT It didnt seem to hurt
Roosevelt any. S}. &
Thomas A. Janvier5 has. imposed on the
Harpers with a poem on the eBattle Our
Sampson Planned = sY The Harpers should
know that that battle occurred before the
days of long distance wireless telegraphy.
The Garrett Biblical Institute is a Metho-
dist school and Rev. MI; Eustis of Chicago Is
out after 1T with a Eibat. He says it turns:
out Tom Paines. Seems though they ought
to be turned out. - - e a.s. {:
Z The st. Paul real estate dealers claim to be
telling you how to make money. That's easy.
Buy Minneapolis real estate and sell it at
an advance. 1TE q rs : go +
sHamline, which. is ali park is demanding
q city park with its hair carefully brushed
The moment a person begins to feel the
passion. for IAN tques' III furniture or dishes,
he wants to take treatment. There are SO
many Yankees dealing in antiques and
struggling to make the punishment fit the
crime, that anyone & W tho begins, to- collect
ought not to go out OF doors without "a guar
dian. ~ 81 81
I'M a. trip down, east last week, the riter,.
with his fingers crossed and carrying. a
horsechestnut IN his pocke t.svtsfted several
antique shops, but in spite OF these precau-3
lions, the disease broke out eompli Gated with
atticitis, "a kind Of mania that YES one to
Investigate old atticss and barn hanbers in,
the hope OF fndin 6 something that grand
father discarded in 1887 IS. : Z: : 5.s;
4 An old dish lis The last IN trinity Of a.
noble mind. One may collect books, or put
money into paintings,sor horses, and few PEG
pie notice him, but when he carefully takes
out an old cracked teapot from a cotton
batting wrapping and handles It reverend ialIy
and speaks Of III with bated breath, discreet
people tap: their foraheads. shake their heads
ana remark Amt 1T sad Z. There was a
Yankee Ia Augusta. Ne., who got into. this
column author last week for about 81; $50
worth OF oldscracksd crockery. md the worst
Of the synpto siss he doesn't regret II.
So 1t goes! ~ go Sc