The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1902-07-24
EXTRACTS FROM THE TRIBUNE
PRIMER.

Il PfSIMER.
Il BY EUGENE FIELD.
Che Oyster Here we have Oyster. It is going to
La Church Fair. When gets the Fair will Swim
big Kettle Of Warm Water Lady aspoon
the Warm Water for Forty Cents pint Then Oyster
on to the next Fair It this Way the Oyster will visit all the Church
Fairs in Town. and Bring great Dollars into the Church
Treasury The Oyster great Way in Good Cause
Che BaskDr0r. What is the Man in Big Coat and
Broad Hat is Hack Driver What Hack Dve9 He
quenty Reformed Train Robbe He does not Rob Trains
poor Young who are too Full to Walk Home
at Night Does the Yes invited
He will also smoke Of Cigars you Urge him. Will
Driver stop the Hack the Corner and let Walk the Rest
the way to the House. Tell Wife Walked all
the Way Home? He will, by large Majority.
Mammals Scissors These Mammals Scissors They donot
Seem to be In good Health Well they little Aged They
considerable Work Do Mamma Chop Kindng cut
stoyepipe pull Tack drive Nails the chdn Hair punch
holes the Calendar SOAP pound Steak open
Cans Shear the Newfoundland dog New Dress
Why doesn't Papa Mamma should
Ask such Naughty question Papa Afford Play Billiards
and Indulge his Extravagan Family in the Luxures of Life
Che nose Is this a Locomotive Headlight? No.
Then Must be Drug Store Illumination? No. it Mans
What Funny Nose s It looks like Bonfire Half
Noses would Make Gaudy Fourth of July Celebration IT
Bad that such lovely tinted should Homey
Nose has Cost the Man great Deal of Borrowed
Money If it for the Nose many
Close and great many Disieres would Suspend
drinks too much Water his will lose its Color He must be-
Rainbow half Mile long? Ask the let you your Cigar
by his Nose
Che Delicate Girl The Girl is Scratching her Back against
the Door She has been eating Buckwheat
she is Delicate,
Cakes Frosty Morning Cakes had better High
Around lie We're the Girl Should
the Dress and not be Making Hair Brush the Poor
Che Baby Here have baby It is composed Of
Bald Head and Pair of Lungs One of the Lungs takes Rest
while the Other the shop One of them always On Deck all
of the Time The Baby Bigger than his Mother He likes
to Walk around with his Father Night The Father Most
the Walking and Ali of the Swearing Little Girls you
Know what it is to be a Father
Che EampPos. See the Lamp Post By it's Dim Rays
Behold the Electric Light the Street
Leaning against the Perhaps the Lamp Post would Fall
fit Were not For the Man. At the Man would Fall if
not For the LampPos What the Matter with the Man?
disqued He trying Work his Boots Through his
Mouth He will have Headache and Lay the AL
ttude.
u Ehfe Novel Once there Little Girl who Lived
all By Herself Lone Island She Oenme very
and she Grew she Longed for Sweet Heart
nobody Else the Island of Course she could Have Beau
She had -Four little Girl Babies and Three little babies
them all the Candy they giving
them Some Candy Brave Young Prince landed the
Seeing Her fell in Love with Her. She had Seen
she did Know what when he Asked Marry him.
What will Become of Ny little Daughter Bela she asked he
Marry Father the King said the Prince So they All
Church Married and Lived the Island happily
to the End of their Lives
Che Kindly Old The Girl at the Gate young Man is
coming down the Lane The girls papa Sitting the
He Old He has raised Family Of Eleven children
What the Poor old Man thinking about and Does he Gaze
nten his right Boot? Maybe thinking about Raising
Young Man who is Coming down the Lane.
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