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What is Man?

Man is two-legged animal that
clcws tobacco and walks on the fork
ed end.
Most men we're born. We never
heard of but one who wash t, and he
was made out Of mud-just for sam
pie. Man i, found in most parts of
the world. lie roams at will, feeds in
the day time aud sleeps at night
some nights.
He is very tame. You can 20 up to
and put your hand on him anywhere so
you don put it on his pocketbook.
He has, under such conditions, been
known to kick.
Mans life is full of dssappoint-
ments, patent medicines and cob
pipes.
lie gocth forth as a lion in the
morning and leaves the wood for his
wife to chop. In the evening sneaks
homo with his pants ripped and raises
Cain about hard times"
Man is like dog, howls great deal
and runs about at night.
Like the elephant, he has trunk,
but he don t always take it with him
the elephant does.
Men are like snails in one respect
In nine cases out Of ten where either
of them are crooked, they have been
driven 10 it by woman.
Men are like chickens-they al
ways want to get on the highest
roost
No mau will swear before lady; he
always let's her swear first.
Little things sometime worry man
most-twins for instance.
Man may enjoy taking his sweet
heart upon his knee, but after mar
riage he doesn't like to be sat
upon.
Man flourishes like ragweed to-day
and Tomorrow the undertaken has him
salted away in an ice box
Now, as to what man is really coed
for, anthropology is still in the dark.
Being strong he is used to draw pic
lures, carry news and pull the reyol-
yer. Properly trained, man can jump
higher than any other animal. He
has even been known to jump mountain
resort board bills.
Although i'll many man is like 9TH
er animals, in this respect he differs
from others: He lives while standing
up.
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= Give man your skim milk and
he will kick for share of your cream
= The German law forbids leach
ers in the school to pull the ears Of
their pupils. Many cases of deafness
have been shown to have resulted
from such punishment.
"Oh mamma cried Tommy,
"W'llie's pulling the pussy's ,ail!'
"lie $ n very bad boy to do thar, =
said mamma. Yes, he's selfish, too;
cos he wont let me pull it ut all"
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A Cure for I.umbavO.

w. c Williamson, Of Amher t. Va.
says Far more than year | suffer
ed from lnnbngo finally tried
Chamberlain y Pain Balm and il gave
ne entire relief which all other rene
die had failed 10 do. Sold by Orr
'GrA, & Cu
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No Romance in it.

1t must have been quito year
ago. said the general delivery clerk
at the poStoficc, 'tha, man came in
one day and inqui. ed for letter in
his name, and he looked much disap-
pointed when could not find one to
hand out. Since that day, up to
week ago. he has been coming twice
geek, most always when l was on
duty, and as no letter for him ever ar
rived mad considerable curiosity re-
garding his case. In fact. I built up
romance around him. l took it that
he might have separated from his wife
In som distant town, and was hoping
to hear from her and make up the
quarrel, and 1 actually came to feel
hard toward her because she refused
to write. It seemed to me that the
man was falling in health as he lost
hope, and now and then gave him
cheerful word TO brace him up. y week
ago saw his name on . letter, and
next time he called passed il out with
the remark:
Here is your long cx pected letter
at last and hope it contains good
news
"Hc stepped away from the window
to read it, and after few minutes he
| came back to say:
~ didn't get it.
"'Wha; was it?'
why, I sent to my brother-in- law
in Pittsburg almost year ago to bor-
row dollar to buy some porous plas-
ters, and he writes me that he cant
we'll spare it, and that I'd better use a
mustard plaster. instead Detroit
Free Press.
- Mental science is all right for
heartaches and things like that, but
it has 10 take to the woods when it
meets ~ good old-fashioned case of
rheumatism.
- Maybe some men don't tell lies
because they know nobody would be-
lieve them under any circumstances.
- Ia the midst Of life we may be
iu death but it, is wise to postpone the
intermcnt
- Cod liver oil hash half so bad
a taste as the man who wears a sack
COAT with high-silk hat
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PIP. m. "A"a. m. "N',nieht,
DOUBLE DAILY SERVICE BETWEEN

i ~. III ~ u. N =. night,
DOUBLE DAILY SERVICE BETWEEN
CHARLESTON AND GREENvILLE. Y
Pullman palace sleeping cars on Trains S5 and
%, y. and So, oh A. andC division. Dining caro-
ON these trains servo NIL meals enroute = s :, 8
Trains leaye Scartanburg. A. s. @. diyision,
northbound. :5b n. M. 3:3i p. M, 8:l2 o. M.
fVestibule Lmited1 and :55 p M; south,
bound IL 20 o. m 8:l5 p. M, IL 40 a. M, Vest
brle Lmited), and 10 30 n. m. Ssffg sj
Trains leave Greenville, A. and @. diytsion
northhonnd, :65 y M. c:3l p. IN. and 5:le D. m,
SvestibnlS Lmitedl. and 5:5S p. m; south.
pound. :25 a. rn.,< go p M, 12 D, nj tVcsti.
bule 1imited), aud II :80 a. m. % <
y Trains Is and l6--Pullman Sleeping Cara,
between Charleston and tAshevilfS SeE3Iy s
. Elegant Pullman Drawing. Roon Sleeping
Cara between Savannah and Asheyille enrotit5
tnily between Jaclrsonyille and Cincinnati. se
Trains ID and IL Pullman Pnrlor Cars sbe-
tween Charleston and Ashevi1le N !. IS
ERANK 8. CANNON { 8. II. HARDwTCK.
Third v-P.& Gen. Mgr, Gen. Pas Aeent.
Is w. III. TAYLOE R w, NUNT - = ~ s..
Asst. Gen. Pas. Art. Ss3 ~ Div. Pee. ArsS Slss
-. :, q. AfsSnta, Ga Charsestcn, SO. q
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Close connection at Calhoun Falls for all pointe
Railway. 49, ~ o' 80
For any information relative To tickets. OF
schtdulet, etc., address ,11'-
w. J. CRAIG, Gen Pass Ageot AnvusLa Caa;
~ Emerson Tratnr aaunerr ~ -
J Reese Famt. Agent, Anderson. &C.
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s !..s. ss x,.o 5s Solid rra,ns iwsen Chasltsia
e Z s. s n. n. Iarrasoa. ~ Il:
g = RI III s.sssasE ;sas5 Nv.
X. w. s,5!y ~ tSatS u
$500 - ,Sfrs wssypess - IS KS
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ATLANTIC Ct ASH LINE.

:. q u ERAfF AfFIUISEPAfTNENT.E. 10
WILMINaTors. N. c., Jan. IS, 1901
Fast Line Between Charleston and Col
mbia and Upper South Carolina, North
(. Carolina. IS N SEa
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the grand jury before which we were
taken to be indicted And one of
these men was fellow who had served
sentence ir the penitentiary for
stealing horse in this county. The
negro, jeff Long. who died in Macon
II few months ago, was foreman of this
jury. We did not stay in jill lang,
however, before onr friends at home
came to Savannah and aroused the
city in our hrhalf And never shall
we forget thu Kindness shown us by
the good people Of that city. The
ladies sent us flowers and nice food
and everything to cheer US up. The
rich men Of the town left their work
aud came To our rescue. Three of our
party were placed nuder a 800, 900
bond each, and the rest of us were let
off under II Sl0,000 bond each. We
had no trouble IN giving bond, for we
had the whole Of Savannah and vii.
kinson county standing ready to as
>ist us. For some reason still un-
known to us, only three of our party
were indicted. One of these died be-
fore the court met. Ani so effective
and powerful had the XII klux, at the
South, become that the authorities at
the North saw tha. they wera not
dealing With baud Of toushs. but
with a perfectly organiz-d body Of de-
ternined men who we're contending
only for their rights that an agreement
was had aud an order was issued that
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1902-05-31

station. Here Christianity utters its protest
against immortality. 1t is worthy Of com
men. that this restraint - was as IN not d,r pu u
of the Holy Spirit.
CONSOLATlON-There was great rejo:c-
ing in the church at Antioch when the let
ter was read which the apostles sent from
Jerusalem. 1t showed that the former prac-
tice was not out of harmony with the
who had been endued with the spirit and
who had been the guardians and promoters
Of the cause Of Christ from the beginning.
portance. The church might pursue Its
methods as previously. othsrwise there
must have been great and radical changes
and any alteration made in one part would
require an alteration in another part. It Is
no small matter to tear down and REBUILD O
house; Besides. this agreement drew tne
lation with the church. at Jerusalem.
Strengthening those invisible cords BY which
separated T,l, brethren are bound dnd s aGseti fhe
special commissioners. very dear. and pre-
pared all to receive the words OF consola-
t besam spoe Sne o oy t shs%; hsn snd ' 1es Hsnss'S OF
great comfort and profit
,soJoURN,Men Joined by common
ss,nsnt and me- fe fns in are each not Stb eas,ls SOCIETY aetH
that which the heart needs. And SO. after
their mission had been performed. 1t was
salem, Judas finally took leave homeward,
but Silas tarried. The work was most In
wiling and he entered into Il with enthusi-
asm. SO that the church had. recruited its
teaching force through the unhappy %contro-
versy. one from the mother church being
added. This was a matter Of the utmost
Importance. Three men of great natural
man lActs xt, sD: Paul. the future apostle
to the Gentiles: Silas. destined to become
the helper of Paul. tActs Nv. 40.) 1t would
be impossible to estimate the influence OF
such men upon the church. their diversity
Of talent serving to reach various elements
Of population to build up a symmetrical
and prosperous body. The three men, more
over. were immensely useful to each other.
preparing for their work in later life.
REFLECTIONS. Differences Of opinion
people and they ought to be expected most
in those societies where diverse elements
are combined. 2. Disagreements in doctrine
are not to be deplored in the church. They
are rather the evidences of an honest de-
sire to find the truth. 3. When opposing
doctrines arise they ought to be carefully
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1902-05-31

erence to the condition of soul existence
here and hereafter.
Now Christ here promises life" and life
more abundant. He is talking solely OF
soul life. and declares that his mission into
this world was to impart this new life TO
all who would receive him. In another
place he declares. Il am the way, the truth
and the life; no man cometh unto the
Father but by me."And again. He that hath
the Son hath life; and he that hath not the
Son OF God hath not life" To the unbelieV-
ing Jew Christ said, "Ye will not come un-
to me that we might have life" Certainly
these and kindred scriptures make 1t plain
that apart from Christ there is no POSSIBLE
ity of obtaining this life. 1t is ours, there
fore. to receive Him. who IS the life and the
light of the world, that we may live with
him in the life eternal.
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and prayerfully considered. even though de-
bate follow and there Is an appearance Of
dissension. 4. There ought to be some final
court Of appeal. With us 1t Is the Word of
God as found in sacred Scripture. Before
the New Testament was written the apos-
ties, who had been inspired to settle all
questions, were authoritative! Uohn xvi.
49, s. 1t is a time for great rejoicing when
differences are adjusted. when doctrinal dis
putes are settled. when all feel that they
stand on a common basis of truth. 6. The
ministry of the word Is the sure method OF
establishing q church. Able and godly min
listers lahoring together in a congregation.
edify believers.
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1902-05-31

The new Executive Committee of the St.
Louis Christian Endeavor Union will hold
its first meeting in the parlors of the Gem
trail Y. NJ. C. A. Grand and FRANKLIN ave
nues, next Friday evening. June g..
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1902-05-31

The Raymond Place Cumberland Presbv-
terrain Church and Sabbath School held
their annual picnic yesterday afternoon at
Creve Occur Lake.
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1902-05-31

The Reverend Samuel c. Eby, who has
just returned from the annual convention Of
the New Jerusalem Church at Philadelphia.
Pa. was elected editor of the New Church
Messenger" the official organ of the body.
The paper has heretofore been published at
Orange. n. j., but Mr.. Ely will likely re-
move It to this, city, as he has been ap-
pointed publisher. as wei as editor.
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1902-05-31

The Tuxedo Chapter of the Epworth
League gave "a literary and musical last
night at the church.
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1902-05-31

The Divine Science Association will hold
services at De Honey Hall. No. S944 Olive
street, tomorrow at II a. m.
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1902-05-31

The Hope Congregational Church gave a
formal reception to its pastor. the Rever-
end Martin B.. Bird, and wife last Thurs
day evening. There was an Interesting lit
erary and music programme and the ad-
dress Of welcome was delivered by Deacon
Seymour, to which the pastor responded.
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1902-05-31

The following special numbers will be rem
dered by the choir of the Grand Avenue
Presbyterian Church at the preliminary
music service beginning promptly at 7:i5:
Anthem. There Is a River" by Ryley;
quartet, Crossing the Bar" Stewart:
Great Is the Lord" Robvn. and .'Oh. for
the Wings of a Dove" Ravens.
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1902-05-31

The Reverend Doctor H.. G.. Henderson,
pastor OF the First NJ. +. Church. South.
will deliver his lecture on The Mission of
the League before the Hannibal district
Epworth League Convention, Tuesday even
ing, June 10.
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1902-05-31

The last song service OF the season at
Pthe Cook Avenue NJ. L. Church will be
given tomorrow evening. and an attractive
has been arranged.
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1902-05-31

The Methodist Episcopal Church tent
meeting. Tenth and North Market. is stead
fly increasing In attendance and interest.
The service to-morrcw will be at II a. M.
] p. m. and s p. m. The meetings will con-
tinue ali next week. Evangelist Magann
announces another special subject for to-
morrow night. The public is cordially in
vited.
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SUNDAY CHURCH SERVICES.

The list Of sermon topics and special eervices
for Tomorrow IS as follows:
baptist.
Evening star., 1902-03-21

trust; with turning the party organization
over to Wall street, and with using the
patronage at his disposal to punish loyal
democrats and to reward recreant ones.
The charge was preferred before the rank
and file Of the party, and he was con-
demned by the largest jury that ever sat
upon case.
IF We could punish the betrayal Of po-
litlcal confidence as We do the embezzle-
ment of public money he would be re-
ceiving the limit of the law.
What excuse can there be for a C1eve-
land party? The republican party can serve
every purpose that a Cleveland democratic
party could serve. If Mr.. Cleveland was
right on the money question. so was the
republican party. If Mr.. Cleveland was
right in not enforcing the laws against
trusts, the republican party deserves credit
for following out the same policy. If Mr..
Cleveland was justified in refusing to sign
the only tariff reform measure passed since
the war, the republicans were justified In
condemning the measure.
"If Mr.. Cleveland thinks that the demo.
cratic party Is ready to return to the mire
into which he led 1t, and which he left
1T, let him announce his candidacy on any
platform he is willing to write, and he cam
not secure the delegation from single
state In the Union"
Evening star., 1902-03-21
BRYAN TILTs AT CLEVELAND.
Says He is Milestone on Democratic
Party's Neck.

A special to the New York World from
Lincoln. Neb., yesterday, says: In the next
issue of his Commoner, W. ]. Bryan will
pay his respects to ex-President Cleveland
In letter recently written by Mr.. Cleve-
land to F. NJ Runnels of Mississippi, Mr..
Cleveland said:
II would not be frank if 1 failed to ex-
press my qualification with the evidence
that my fellow-democrats in the south are
beginning to know me better and to under
stand that the course l have felt con-
strained to pursue under the mandate Of
true democracy is not tainted with dis
loyalty to party obligations. 1 can truly
say, however, that this qualification is as
nothing compared with the joy Of believing
that the time is fast approach ching when our
grand old party will shake off the dreadful
| dreams that have afflicted it and fight
again as of old the glorious battles Of pure
democracy"
Mr.. Bryan, in his reioinder. says:
1.-The sage Of Princeton is, usual long
| on language and short on lucidity. To un-
derstand what he considers dreadful
dreams and what he regards as pure
democracy we must recall his last ad-
ministration.
For four years he stood between the
people and reform: for four years he made
| the White House the rendezvous Of cum
ming and crafty representatives of preda-
| tory wealth; for four years the corpora
| tons and syndicates controlled his admin
| istration and forced him to veto demo-
cratic measures and sign republican meas
| ureS.
He refused to give his sanction to the
| most important measure supported by the
democrats, and bent ali his energies to-
ward securing legislation desired by the
| republicans, even when he knew that he
| would divide his party by doing
He loaded tariff reform down with the
blame that should have been borne by the
gold standard, and not only did nothing
/ for the country himself. but left a record
| that has hung like a milestone about the
| neck of the party ever since. 1t is to this
kind of pure democracy that he invites the
party to re turn.
| And what were the dreadful dreams,
nightmares that disturbed his sleep. Well.
+. there were not many of them-there was
| just one-the reputation of his admins
| tration by an intelligent democracy-and
| this was not dream; it was a living
reality.
He was charged with betrayal Of his
Evening star., 1902-03-21
Emphatically Denies Charge.

Becky Smith was in the tolls at the
Police Court this morning. When her
name was called Becky was informed that
she was charged with being a vagrant,
which allegation she denied emphatically.
Judge Scott was told that Becky was
drunk on N street northwest last night
and not able to take care Of herself.
Your honor. 1 got out Of the workhouse
a month ago, and since that time have
been trying to do right" she explained to
his honor, "apd," she added, when I'm
drunk the police let me alone, but when
I'm sober they get after me-"
Her statement did not have much enect
with the court, however, for she will have
to spend three months on the farm II q
fine of $50. which was imposed. is not paid.
Evening star., 1902-03-21

have received by falling off a car. His at
torneys. Messrs. Peyser and Soloman, re-
iled upon the provisions Of the old English
habeas corpus act of the thirty-first wear
Of Charles II. contending that as the act
had been In force in Maryland it was still
in force In the District Of Columbia. and
entitled Fink to be discharged from Gus
tody.
Assistant United States Attorney Henry
II. Classic. representing the warden of the
jail and the government, argued that the
statute had been wholly superseded by the
United States statutes on the subject of
bail. He also argued that the statute, If
properly construed. had no application to
such case as Fink's. because the section
reiied on related wholly to high treason
and felony and because 1t required certain
petitions to be first made by the prisoner.
which had not been done in case at issue
Justice Clabaugh decided that the statute
had no application to the case, and as
stated, remanded the prisoner to the iail
for trial upon the Indictment.
Evening star., 1902-03-21
Shortage in Corn Crop.

Thus. corn, in the eight months ending
with February. has fallen $47,0OO,00O in the
value of its exports, solely due to the short
age caused by the drouth of last summer:
copper in the seven months ending with
January showed falling off Of s9. $50 s64,
by reason Of the enormous fall in prices
and In foreign demand, and manufactures
of iron and steel showed in the seven
months a decline of $50, due to in
creased markets at home and reduced
prices and demand abroad. In these three
items, in each of which the falling off in
exports is due to exceptional causes, and
may be considered as temporary, the reduc-
tion is over $7OOOO,OOO, while the total re-
duction in exports for the eight months
ending with February is but $41,OOO,O00
showing that in other articles than those
in which conditions are abnormal there has
been an increase in exports Of more than
$50, 100000.
Even with this decrease Of SAL ,OOO, 900 the
United States still stands at the head of
the worlds exporting nations, the total ex-
ports of domestic merchandise being:
United States. 1857 ,9S6, ,427, and the united
kingdom, which most nearly approa ches
the figures Of the United States, $911 ,346 $50.
Evening star., 1902-03-21
COSTLY VIOLATION OF LAW.
The Fine and Confiscation Aggregate
S27b.

A young colored man, whose name was
given as William Ware, was fined $50, with
the alternative Of three months imprison-
ment, by Judge Kimban today for a Vio-
lation of section s96 Of the code. This Sec
tion makes 1t unlawful for persons to use
O haul seine in the Potomac river and its
tributaries Ware was arrested about 2
o. clock this morning for fishing in the cove
lust west Of the Anacostia bridge. Deputy
Game Warden Harry d. Bailey and Bi-
cycle Policeman Bean made the arrest al
ter being on the river In small boat seV-
eral hours.
In addition to the fine imposed Judge
Kimball made an order conf1scating
seine and boat worth about $50. Three
men, with whom Ware had been working,
escaped. In Wares boat the deputy game
warden and policeman found many fine
black bass, white perch and catfish. which
were worth more than $75. The fish were
also confiscated. making an aggregate pen
atty Of about $27b imposed upon Ware. :.
Major Sylvester, who 10 the District game
warden. gave notice some time ago that the
law would be strictly enforced. He noti-
ned his deputies to prevent such violations
e possible, and to arrest all offenders
Evening star., 1902-03-21

against the law. Deputy Bailey, who Is
familiar with the river and its tributaries
and who knows where the most fish are
likely to be caught. had Policeman Bean
assigned to assist him. They were on the
river last night before IL o'clock. Three
men were seen in one boat and one man.
Ware, was in another small craft. He ap-
peared to do picket duty and he kept so
we'll out on the river that the officers of the
law were unable to get near enough to
identify the three others. 1t was nearly
o'clock when they were forced to make
an arrest, and Ware was captured. The
three men were SO far away that they
could not be Overtaken, and they man
aged to get away in the darkness Other
arrests may be made In connection with
the case.
Evening star., 1902-03-21
Released on Bond Of al 600.

Louis Fletcher, colored, was arrested at
his house on Defrees street northwest by
Precinct Detective O'Dea yesterday on a
charge Of keeping an unlicensed bar A
quart OF whisky which was found by the
officer will be used as evidence. Fletcher
demanded a jury trial in the Police Court
today and was released on bond Of $1,000
pending trial.