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Graham guardian., 1902-07-18
How TO Ease SpraIns.

A remedy for sprains thai is highly
recommended is made by pG-dng the
white of an egg into a plate and beat
ing 1t with piece Of alum until it
looks gelatinous ssd is stiff. Spread
this on lint and tag II on the injury
changing it as it becomes dry. Tender
feet, after long walking. or stiffness Of
the joints may be eased by the sar
application.
Graham guardian., 1902-07-18

LORD SALISBURY has resigned as
Prime Minister Of the British EN-
pire and is succeeded by his
nephew, A. J. Balfour. 1t is as
serted that Lord Salisbury resigned
on account of number Of dis
agreements with King Ed.
Graham guardian., 1902-07-18

IT is said that the abstract of
property that the Board had made
out for its use in equalizing the
assessments has been the means of
adding at least $4,000 of property
to the roll not heretofore assessed.
Graham guardian., 1902-07-18

alike the interest of all our citi-
zens and we should not be slow to
aid those who 60 to bear their ex-
penses, realizing as we must their
labors will rebound to our general
good.
Graham guardian., 1902-07-18

The Bulletin hereby gives notice
that the next term Of the district
court will be held in Solomon
ville.-BulIettn.
All agree with the above, but
the Spring term will be held in
Stafford,
Graham guardian., 1902-07-18
The announcement comes frol

The announcement comes from
Kansas City that the construction
of "the largest cotton mill in
the world" has been begun in that
city. The mill will have 100000
spindles, and 10000 looms and
will employ 1000 operatives.
Graham guardian., 1902-07-18

For good Np-tO-date job Work 90
to the Guardian Office. orr Stock Of
Stationery is Of the oery best gradeS,
and our W0rk is erecUted in the latest
approved styles.
Graham guardian., 1902-07-18
FOR TREASURER.

| hereby announce myself rs a candidate
for reelection as Treasurer of Graham county
on the Democratic ticket, subject to the action
Of the Democratic convention.
GEO, B. GAMBLE
Graham guardian., 1902-07-18
FOR PROBATE JUDGE.

hereby announce myselfas candidate for
reelection TO the office of Probate Judge of
Graham County, Subject to the endorsement of
the Democratic county convention,
VIM. A. MOODY.
Graham guardian., 1902-07-18

II is reported that the total ap-
preparations made by the last con
gress exceeds one billion dollars.
Graham guardian., 1902-07-18

AN eastern railroad recently is
sued a railroad ticket which meas
ured just 5 feet 8 inches in length.
Graham guardian., 1902-07-18

Only a few more ladies and
misses hats left, up to date stylish
beauties, extra low price, leave
your order for July oath. The
Taylor Cyclone Co. 1t
Graham guardian., 1902-07-18

On Saturday last a party con
sisting of Misses Lula Stratton
Lizzie and Anna Bunton, Edna
Birtrong, of Deming, and Messrs,
J. C. Robinson, Uncle Heck
O'Niel, Tom Hooks, Tom Wanslee
and Bob Nichols started for the
Black River country on a pleassre
excursion.
Graham guardian., 1902-07-18

FOR SALE-One fullsweep
baler in first-class condition. Call
and inspect same at my residence,
Layton.
1t THoS BELL.
Graham guardian., 1902-07-18
Chr Guardian.
FRIDAY, JULY Is, 1902.
POLITICAL ANNOUNCEMENTS.
FOR RECORDER

hereby announce myself as Il candidate for
Recorder of Graham county ON the Democratic
ticket, subject 10 the action of the Democratic
County Convention.
ARTURO NJ. ELIAS.
Graham guardian., 1902-07-18

# you rant yOr advertisements TO
be read by all the people, place them in
the Guardian. Those l0ho do not sub
scribe al,odyS borrOw 1t from their
nejghborS.
Graham guardian., 1902-07-18
FOR SHERIFF.:

hereby announce myself as q candidate for
Sheriff of Graham county on the Democratic
ticket, subject to the action of the Democratic
convention.
JAS. V. PARKS.
Graham guardian., 1902-07-18

II you ooaat paper that gtces all
the ne,0S all the time and Is a friend
to all hOme'p"" Sries subscribe for the
GUdrdidn
Graham guardian., 1902-07-18
PIECE GOODS

90 pieces figured and solid color Lawns and Or
candies regular and I2Hct qualities sale price 1E
per yard W
* pieces French SatneS mneW and pretty pat 101L
terms regular price gets, sale price per yard UU/o
10 pieces light color Dmity, stripe Madras CLOTH
absolutely fast colorS, beautiful patterns, worth
2octS yard, sale price per yard ii *
Same reduction on every piece of dress goods in
our entire stock
Graham guardian., 1902-07-18
LADIES' SHIRT WRISTS and SKIRTS

20 ladies' Worsted Skirts in assorted dark pat 7E
terms well worth $I.2S, sale price lHJ
100 ladies' Shirt Waists white, & coored well AZ
made stylish goods, worth 75ct, sale price aSFJ
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1902-12-29
Highest Priced Land In the World

Highest Priced Land In the World.
The highest priced land in the world
is that bounded by Wall and Broad
streets and Broadway, in lower New
York city. A square foot of ground on
a corner of Broadway and Wall street
cannot be had for. less than $3.50. The
most expensive land in London sells for
$500 a square foot. The average price
Of land in New York city's financial dis
trict is about $175. Next in the scale
comes the woman's shopping district
from Fourteenth to Twenty-third street
on Sixth avenue and from Thirty,
fourth street to F~orty-second street on
Broadway. Here land ranges all the
way from $50 to $3.50 a square foot. On
the northwest corner of Broadway and
Thirty-fourth street the latter price
was obtained. The real estate man
who can tell the future movements of
population on Manhattan is in a posi-
ton to realize a fortune. The growth
of Brooklyn and Jersey City has check
ed the movement of the population
north, and it is said the most valuable
land on Manhattan Island will always
remain south Of Central park.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1902-12-29
Needless Alarm.

Dangerous things look safe, and safe
things look dangerous. The trouble is
all in the beholder's eye, as the common
expression is. An Englishman was on
a voyage to Spain.
Ships were flying by Of varying
shape, rig and colm. One, the English
man noticed, was bearing slowly down
toward him, with her cargo piled on
deck half way up the masts. What
could She be? How could she hope,
laden in this way, to live ont the faint
est suspicion Of q gale?
The English traveller was consider
ably exercised about her. Something
surely ought to be done to make such
rascally "deck loading" illegal and i'm
possible. He scanned the vessel with
his glass. The breeze vas light, but
she rode buoyantly. At last q sailor
cleared up the mystery.
''Why, sir" he said bluntly, "she's
only a coaster loaded with cork"
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1902-12-29
Exonerated.

Three-year-old Jack had pulled q
large bunch of nasturtiums in his
grandmother's yard, though strictly for
hidden to touch the flowers. A court
martial was held. with grandma as
Judge advocate.
Jack" she said. who pulled grand,
mas f1owersy"
With a sad ~countenance the beautiful
little fellow replied. Kathleen" (his
elder sister,.
Then the grandfather, a rather stern
old gentleman and a great stickler for
truth, spoke up.
"Jack, be a man and say, 1 did it!
With a beaming expression Of relief
Jack cried out, "Oh, yes; grandpa did
it!'-Judge.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1902-12-29
TOUGH Glnsa.

One of the so called s1ost arts" ap-
pears to have been ~rediscovered, par
TALLY at least, Ivy Louis Kauffeld of
Matthews, Ind. 1t is a process of max
ing glass of extraordinary toughness,
so that it will withstand rough usage
and violent changes of temperature
without breaking. The composition Of
the new glass is the secret Of the in
ventor. The product is said to be quite
as transparent as ordinary glass and
perhaps even a little clearer. Tests
that prove the surprising toughness Of
this glass are: Boiling water in a lamp
chimney made Of it and using such a
chimney to drive nails. If the chimney
is first cooled in ice water and then
suddenly held in a flame, it does not
crack.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1902-12-29
Advantage Of Advertising.

"Will you allow me to ask you a
question:" interrupted a man in the
audience.
Certainly, sir" said the spellbinder.
"You have been giving us a lot of
figures about immigration, increase in
wealth and all that" said the
Lets see what you know about fig
ures yourself. How do you find the
greatest commun divisor!"
Slowly and deliberately the orator
took a drink of water.
Then he pointed bis finger at the
questioner, lightning flashed from his
eyes, and he replied in a voice that
made the gas jets culver:
Advertise for it, you ignoramus!'-
Chicago Tribune.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1902-12-29
MCCORMACK sTEAMBoATINc.
HAS BOUGHTA STEAMBOAT THAT
WILL PLY BETWEEN SEATTLE

HAS BOUGHT@-A STEAMBOAT THAT
WILL PLY BETWEEN SEATTLE
AND OLYMPIA TINS WINTER.
An ARTICLE published in a Seattle pa
per OF recent date would indicate that.
Capt. M. = Mccormick, formerly Da-
5kota's secretary of state, has gone back
to his first love-steamboating, and is
to attend the Legislature of that state
in a new role. He has bought a
steamboat that will ply between Seattle
and the capitol at Olympia for the ac-
commodation of members Of the legis-
ilature. The ARTICLE says:
There will soon be an opposition yes
sci on the Seattle-Olympia run. The
Sound steamer Walsh, which was con-
structed originally for the stickeen
river route, has been sold to M. L. Nc
Cormack, presumably for a sum ap-
p~roximating $4,000, and commencing
with the next session of the state leg
islature, will be put on between this
port and the capital city as a night
boat. She will leave Seattle in time to
get the legislators at the capital for the
beginning OF the daily sessions, and
returning will depart from Olympia
Immediately after the close of each
days business. The operators of the
Walsh are going to make a strong bid
F1..l 49, l,,- - 49,
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1902-12-29
The Royal eve"

There has been a tendency of late
years on the part of royal personages
to discontinue the use Of we and sub
stitute /, Before the reign of Richard
I. 81" Ego) was always used, Richard
being the first sovereign in Europe to
use the royal "we" Nos). What gave
rise to the change is a moot point.
Richard l. was the first king to seal
with a seal of arms which bore two
lions, and it has been suggested that
the lions were typical Of the royal we
and occasioned its use.-London Chron-
icle,
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1902-12-29
FLITTIE AT BoTTINEAU.

Hon. John Flittie writes from Bot
tineau to have the Tribune sent to his
address there. He has been appointed
U. S. commissioner by Judge Amidon
and has engaged in the land, loan, final
proof and insurance business at Bot
tineau. Mr.. Flittie says of Bottineau
-"it's a bright, busy, pleasant city.
The country lis equal i'm fertility and
crop-sureness to the Red river valley
and best of all the citizens are of a
very high order of sterling worth"
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1902-12-29
Advsn,are 8. AayertIsing.

Advtciht0Eo De A0vertls1n&.
"Will you allow me to ask you q
question:" interrupted a man in the
audience.
Certainly, sir" said the s%pellbinder.
"You have been giving us a lot of
figures about immigration, increase in
wealth and all that" said the man.
Lets see what you know about fig
ures yourself. How do you find the
greatest common divisor'f''
Slowly and deliberately the orator
took a drink of water.
Then he pointed his finger at the
qu%estioner, lightning flashed from his
eyes, and he replied in a voice that
made the gas jets culver:
Advertise for it, you ignoramus!'-
Chicago Tribune.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1902-12-29
WHAT'S IN A NAME?

Everything is in the name when it
comes to Witch Hazel Salve. e. G.
Dewitt & Co. Of Chicago, discovered
some years ago how to make a salve
from Witch Hazel that is a specific for
Piles. For blind, bleeding, itching
and %protruding piles, eczema, cuts.
burns, bruises and all skin diseases
DeWitt's salve has no equal. This
has given rise to numerous worthless
counterfeits. Ask for DeWitt'sAthe
genuine. b. G. Patterson & Co.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1902-12-29
He Caught Him.

Slick Ito Blossom)-Is this Mr.. Bloom
er's office?
Blossom-No. His Office is across the
hall.
Slick leaving the door open as he
walks out)-Thank you, sir.
Blossom-Hi! Come back and close
that door. Haven't you any doors in
your house?
slick-Yes. sir, but they all have
springs on 'em. Allow me to show you,
sir, my patient double back action door
spring. 1t closes without a bang and
is warranted to last a lifetime.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1902-12-29
KoDoL DYSPEPSIA . R

Digests all classes Of food, tones and
strengthens the stomach and digestive
organs. Cures dyspepsia, indigestion,
stomach troubles, and makes rich red
blood, health and strength. Kodol
rebuilds worn out tissues. purifes,
strengthens and sweetens the stomach.
Governor g. w. Atkinson Of w. Va,
says I have used a number Of bottles
of Kodol and have found it to be a
very effective and. indeed. a powerful
remedy for stomach ailments. / rec
ommend At to my friends. 3. @. Pat
terson & Co.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1902-12-29
Questioned Too Closely,

Tess-You and Miss Sere don't seem
to be good friends. What's the mat
ter?
Jess-Why, she remarked that she
was twenty-four years old, and
Tess-And you doubted it?
Jess-Not at all. I merely said, "Of
course, but whenT"- Philadelphia
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1902-12-29
Wanted the whole outnt.

a friend once wrote to Mark Twain
asking his opinion on a certain matter
and received no reply. He waited q
few days and then wrote again. His
second letter was also ignored. Finally
he sent a third note, i~nclosing a sheet
OF paper and two cent stamp. BY re-
turn post he received q postcard on
which was the following: Paper and
stamp received. Please send envelope
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1902-12-29
PROFESSOR was Noting Things.

wasn't it a terrifying experience"
asked his friend, when you lost your
foothold and went sliding down tie
mountain side? 2.
ct was exciting, but extremely in
teresting," said the college professor.
81 could not help noticing all the way
down with what absolute accuracy !
was following along the line Of least
Observation-Disclosures Tribune.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1902-12-29
az FIowers

Edith-Do You understand the IAN
guage OF flowers?
Ethel--I do,
Ediths-Then what does this bunch OF
rare orchids that Albert sent me sig.
snify2
Ethel--That q fool and his money are
soon parted.-Judge.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1902-12-29
He On night Him.

Slick Ito BlossonD-Is this Mr.. Bloom"
er's office?
Blossom-No. His Office is across the
hall.
Slick Qeaving the door open as he
walks out)-Thank you, sir.
Blossom-Hi! Come back and close
that door. Haven't you any doors in
your house?
Slick-Yes, sir, but they all have
springs on 'em. Allow me to show you.
sir, my patient double back action door
spring. It closes without a bang and
is warranted to last a lifetime.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1902-12-29
But They Help Not a Little.

But They Help Not a Little.
"Of course, clothes don't make the
man"
Certainly not"
AT the same time, if you have a
new suit you'd better put it on when
you 60 out to ask for credit."-Chicago
Post.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1902-12-29
M BETTER OFF.

Poor Robinson! He couldn't make a
living and married a woman with
money"
'But isn't he all right nowY
Hardly. She is so close with it that
he has to work harder than ever
Life.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1902-12-29
His Simple Plan.

"And you say he got rich selling meal
tickets ten for a dollar? How was such
a thing possible?"
ooh, very simple. Nobody ever went
back after the second neal Balti-
more American.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1902-12-29

While libraries and musty files were being delved
into in a hundred places while famous men were
putting into manuscript their brain children-while
"reminiscences, repartee, and story were being reduced
to type, and speeches, addresses, and lectures, which
money could not buy, were in friendships name
being offered, Mr.. Reed was preparing for this work,
his most ambitious contribution to his
biece de 2ssistance-tThe Influence and the
History Of Oratory.'' Prot. Lorenzo Sears, be-
loved and honored in many lands for his critical
and contributory work in literature, was writing
THE History Of After Dinner Speaking"
So with Champ Clark, Edward Everett Hale,
Senator Deliver, and Hamilton Wright Mabie-
each was producing a special contribution, which
of itself is a gem Of thought, a monument to re-
search, study, and observant experience.
Whatever the viewpoint, this work is without
precedent. II has no predecessor, no competitor.
Speeches that have been flashed across continents,
lectures that have been repeated over and over again
to never firing audiences (but never published
addresses that made famous the man, the time,
and the place-these are brought together for the
first time, and with them a large number Of the
wittiest sayings Of the wittiest men Of the nineteenth
century.
For an hour-fcr a whole evening in the
easy chair at home-for the study Of style and
diction that have electrified brilliant assemblies.
for the man ambitious to become q successful
or popular public speaker, and for the one
who has to prepare q toast or an address. this
work is q never.failing source Of charm and
inspiration. Nor is this solely 9 mans work
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1902-12-29

A mans good work lives after him,
but it isn't always misunderstanding
day Evening Post.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1902-12-29
MEETING OF WOOL GROWERS.

MEETING OF WOOL GROWERS.
The annual meeting Of the wool.
growers association of North Dakota.
will be held at Bismarck on january
% and %, 1903. Any one interested
in the growing of sheep within the
state is a member of this association
and urged to be present. Speakers
will be present to address the meeting
on subjects connected with the welfare
of the association, and the industry.
E. H. WILSON,
Secretary.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1902-12-29
MEETING on sTocKHoLDERs.

IWEIrI Z IIHU UT OIUChHULDEMRS.
The regular annual meeting OF the
Stockholders of the First National
Bank OF Bismarck, for the election Of
directors for the ensuing year will be
held at the bank between the hours OF
II and u o'clock a. M. on Tuesday,
January 10, 1908.
G. B. LITTLE,
President.
Dated Bismarck, N. D., Dec. 9, 1902.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1902-12-29
Ur.prejudiced.

----T--| T----T---1 -
3But, judge, you were asleep when
the testimony was presented. How can
you give a decisiony,
Easily, sir, easily, for no one can
accuse me Of having been prejudiced
by the arguments of either side.n-New
York Times.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1902-12-29
what 1T Was Like.

Miss Bostonwick-Did you go to the
Wagner concert?
MI. Poker-I did.
Miss B.-What was it like?
Mr.. Pike Browning set to music.
Town and Country.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1902-12-29

TO CURE "A COLD IN ONE DAY.
Take Laxative Bromo-Quinine Tablets. AL
druggists refund the money If 1t fails to
cure. p. ". Groves signature is on each
box. Csc.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1902-12-29
One Better.

One Hetfers
Mrs. Witherby-We must give some
sort Of affair, dear. Il only to maintain
our position.
Witherby-I suppose You want 1t to
cost as much as possible?
"Oh, more than thatg-Life.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1902-12-29
IA.

4 hear 9 are going to marry old
Broadacres."
Eyes
For lands sakers
Eyes Baltimore American.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1902-12-29

The tenderest tribute to woman / have ever read, 9
said Senator Deliver when he read the manuscript
of Joseph Choate's after dinner speech, /" The
Pilgrim Mothers,
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1902-02-06
U AND M~ooNsHlNE.
iinas Found ont Her Husband
Couldn't Have both.

-----
Couldn't Have Both.
When 1 asked the moonshiner In a
South Carolina Jail how he happened to
Be caught. be explained:
at was the fault Of my old woman,
tah. I'd dun been maxim moonshine
for oyer a var without fussin when
along comes a stranger who wants to
preach at the sehoolhouse. l looks him
over. and says 20 Linda:
"'keck0n he'd better tote along; looks
to me like a %reyenuer.'
"sHe can't be- says Linda. He's
come to save souls, and l want him to
lave yo'rs.,
IL WINS powerful busy with that still,
but Linda she kept at me bout my soul
I'M I finally went to the preachin. That
chap was q mighty slick talker, and he
held us all the afternoon, and while he
was holdin us in the schoolhouse his
partner was lookin for the still. About
an hour after we got home In comes a
crowd and arrests me for moonshinin.
I've bin lyin in this yefe Jail for five
months. and I'm suah to git two vars
I'm prison when Pm tried"
"And about your wifef" ! asked.
"'Bout LINDA? OH. she dun come
down to see me q few days ago. and
about ali she said was:
".Abe; don't lay 1t up a'gin yo'r pore
wife. She was fule nun to believe
that q man could have a soul and a
moonshine still at the same time. and
she has put yo' whar 20 are. She'll
know better when yo' come out. Well
60 In for fnoonshine and let the soul
20 to grass" NJ. QUAD.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1902-02-06
OCTOBER.

Vow YER. welcoming October. Es
Though In sober oolors gowned, IL !
For she brings US newer pleasures
And enough to go around. IL
Now we get the cooling breezes
Tint give life a freshened zest, !.
And the time that's spent in slumbsf
Yields more satisfying rest.
Now the frost gets on the chestnutA
And the burs their contents spill
To repay the weary seeker
Who has trudged Ger vale and hifAs
And the leaves are being painted
by the fine artistic hand
OF J. Frost, who at this season
Goes cayorting Ger the land
Now the hunters get excited.
For the day is drawing nigh
When with dogs and guns and game bAsb
To the country they will HE.
Many plans they're now arranging
To bring back a lot OF game.
And each one Of them is certain
He'll catch up with Nimrod's fama.
Now the sauerkraut and the wiener
Get the favor long desired.
And the oyster. howe'er eaten,
Is more ardently admired.
There's a hankering for slapjacks
And the other toothsome things
That were missing in the summer,
But which kind October bringa
Now the dance and play and concert
Fill the evenings With delight,
And the autumn girl is proving
That she's certainly all right.
There are many other pleasures,
And enough to go around.
And that's why we bail October,
Though In sober garb she's gowned.
-Pittsburg Chronicle Telegraph.