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G. A. Tyler, formerly of Clifton but now of Douglas, spent few days here recently. lie thinks Douglas is about the liveliest town in Arizona, and is ot the opinion that it will soon be the metropolis Of the territory. The town now has 4O00 population. street car line is now being built. Douglas is lusty infant, but she is travelling at pretty lively pace.
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Have You Paid Your Taxes ?

Ii not, you can do so by calling at +be FirS. ,-f. .nal Panl. Nnayoha Ga 'nf For p fine skirts go to Katz's B. B. B. store Norte building.
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Tn Cnra a Cold in One Day

Take Laxative Bromo Quinlne Iao- , Lase jets All duggists refund the money n; y iete' ie f,iIs to cure. E. w. Groves slg- II n,trre |, is on each box. p scents
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non,s sentiment, and let that be the cni,aph of Arizona's Favorite son. "nC , eaor;fced his life on the altar o' notriotism - the lamented buckes o,Neil. Is not the memory oi Sucu hero worthy of a monument "' '"' hands of the legislature
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For Rent-Store room ln Manila Ho Mo- tel Inquire of Mrs. McCormlck' "" .:ll, hOtnl
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Bell Flower apples, quinces, "nu romepranates, for sale at De vegas
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THE presidents message does not mention statehood. Perhaps he con- -,o,.r- Iuc muGOer do oooeiou'
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DO you like enchiladas! LneS t"r. "e SC ys o',ani,g at the American Hotel.
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Fire-proof lamp chimneys anu pur' ,nnle cider at De Vegas
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corrasnondence Not Necessary.

Call at the First National Bank ana .,,,. ronr taxes there-free Of exchange
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HERR KRupr, the great Germa" cuu maker, Is dead.
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.,, vo1rrp GIVE MY HEART . LAST DROP OF BLOOD FUN MY CoUNTRY.'
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Y(iaMsSm isaSMsmIg RyesAaessstt ssAasst tfa t6s SSSSs gs nens yis is true to the best of my pSTesident
 and belief ..nrp to before me this Zslh
 day of November. i9V~' Notary Public (SeaO >-- ,st 1904 My commission expires NOV is' l Correct-Attest: tc,u ABRAHAM. | D;rcctors:l J. \. PORTER ! w F. HAGAS.
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No 5S2l.
 REPORT OF HE CONDlllUk First, National Bank of Clifton,

,,...o ;n inc Territory of Arizona, at the At 1hi'on, sa M of busincss, Nov. 20, 19O2.
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November Roll of Honor.

Names of pupils in the Clifton pub- lie school, neither absent nor tardy for the month of November, 1902.
 Grammar Grade. Mrs. R. M. Guild, principal:
 Tiburcio Apodaca Guadalotpe Chsves seDcion At-y;s Ella JohnsoC Alfred BoyntOn Mollie Lues Frank Crowley Lacey Miller Otto Despair Lena Miller Dewitt Mcwilliams Buih Narsten Morgan Leonard Hazel Nichols Alejaniro Norie Settie Sueddin Christina Cromb Nellie Cromb
 Second and Third Primary, Miss NJ. E.. Bunker, teacher:
 Esteveu Abeyta Honorato Miranda Lue Audas Nemesio Martinez Ethel Billingsley Roman Morte Marion Beck Nettie strong Arthur Caywood Alvina Norte Edna Caywood Setiie Strong Fred Forbes Elisa Salsido Clara Franz Lenora Smith Anna Flores Huldah Torrance Austin Grimes Morton Torrance Lola Howard Oswald Wright Flo.sic Jones Laura Widener Birdie Lew Anna Black Martin Lobato Leo Crowley Eiward Miller JohOnie Moss Jose Roderiguez Hallie Ross Matte Robinson
 Second Primary, Miss Anna NJ. Flem- ing, teacher:
 Andros Mcwilliams Walter Fritz Willie Franz Clarence ROSS Clyde Smith Carlos Miguna Frank Cascarelia Robert Lester Willie Wright . George Ellis s-------,---- Amiel Yoakum Wallace Williams Jim Seleon Wilue Auuas David Martinez "alte' Ilpsoh Robert Lester Elmer Damon Maggie Romero Miguela Miguha Lizzie Kelley Lula Bartlett Ida Tyler Ethel Heath Ethel Dougan Addie Richards Maudie Averill Mlnnlc Sihltn | Carlotta Beschlitz Mary Rausch | Minnie Rausch Lily Heath ! Hallie Guste MaoeI Duell | Jessie Goakum Uusta Lanc | First Primary. Miss Smedecker | teacher: Florencio Tclles Arnulzo Alvillar
 Ne.tor Vega Alberto Dominguez
 Martin de Leon Jose Lucero
 ,rturo OIeuiu Alphonse Bustamente
 Nanuel Urouira Antonio Martinez
 Eulogio Abeyta Rcdolzo Ducero | Tibicena Abeyta Carmen Hernendez | Isabel de Ia Monte1 Sara Padeo Cruz Ramos Cassemera leLes | Andrea Rodriguez Marie Lucero Jose phine Abeyta NahVida ofquHa Isabel Hacou Lupa Norte
 I~no MonteZ Constanera Tclles | Aroma TincZ
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Names of pupils in the Clifton pub lie school, neither absent nor tardy for the month Of November, 1902.
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Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-05-09

head and lungs in its worst form, until
the doctors fairly gave me up, and l
despaired of ever getting well again.
"Inoticed your advertlsementand the
splendid testimonials given by people
who had been cured by Peruna, and de-
termined to try bottle. felt but little
better. but used second and a third
bottle and kept on improving slowly.
at took six bottles to cure me, but
they were worth kings ransom to
me. I.taIk Peruna to all my friends
and am true believer In its worth. !"
...Mrs, COL e. J. Gresham.
Thousands of women owe their lives
to Peruna. Tens of thousands owe their
health to Peruna. Hundreds OF thou
sands are praising Peruna in every state
in the Union. We have on file a great
multitude of letters, with written per
mission for use in public print, which
can never be used for want of space.
Address The Peruna Medicine Co.,
Columbus, O., for a book written espe-
cilly for women, instructively illus
trated, entitled Health and Beauty
Sent free to women.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-05-09
Had n Use for Him.

The photographer labored Indus
triously. He got out jumplng-jack
and various other toys, and in the
course of half an hour or SO he had
the baby growing and laughing. Then
he took the picture.
You're a WONDER" said the father.
II flatter myself" returned the pho
tographer, that / am pretty good at
my business"
1.-THE best ever" asserted the father.
III you can do that with the baby as
a regular thing, Id give you board and
lodging free just to have you In my
house nights"
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-05-09

Boarding-House arcs Years Old.
is the motif of the story Of THE
Prophets Chamber" In the Four-Track
News for May.
This little story will prove intensely
interesting to every farmer, and par
ticularly to every farmers wife. In
New York and New England.
The Four-Track News will be mailed
free to any address in the United
States on receipt of cents in stamps.
or it will be mailed for year for
so cents, by Geo. H. Daniels, General
Passenger Agent, Grand Central Sta
ton, New York.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-05-09
Aud He Got IL

You have lovely hand" remarked
the youth, as he srasped the fair maid
ems hash mixer.
do you really think so?" she
queried in a tone that was calculated
to push him over the hurdle.
That's what" answered the unsus-
pecting victim Of circumstances. II
admire a beautiful hand. but mine is
apt to be mistaken for ham. II wish
I had one like yours"
"Then." suggested the willing maid,
what's the matter with bracing up
and asking for it,"
P. S.-They are now selecting the
furniture.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-05-09
And Charles Was Silent.

II suppose you think it is very silly.
Charley, DEAR" said young Mrs. Tor
kins, "for me to pay several dollars to
watch an actress for a few hours.
well, to be candid, it does strike
me as a little steep"
but. it isn't so bad, Charley, dear,
as paying $40 or $50 to see horse run
once around race track, is it, hon
estly?"
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-05-09


sufficient vitality, an operation for
ovarian troubles. Not a very cheerful
prospect, to be sure. |, however, was
advised to try Lydia T.. PinkhamS
Vegetable Compound and San
alive Wash; l did SO, fortunately
for me. Before month had passed 1
felt that my general health had i'm
proved; in three months more was
cured, and 1 have been in perfect
health since. did not lose an engage
ment or miss meal.
"Your Vegetable Compound is GER
tainly wonderful, and we'll worthy the
praise your admiring friends who have
been cured are ready to give you. l
always speak highly Of it, and you
will admit have good reason to do
so."-MRs. G. BRUCE, Lansing, Mich.
$4,000 forfeit If abovs testimonial is not genuine
The fullest counsel on this
subject can be secured without
cost by writing to Mrs Pinkham,
Lynn, Mass. Your letter Will be
entirely confidential.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-05-09
Ready for the Dramatist

Husband-That is strange. Here
are four of Clyde Fitch's plays print
ed in this mornings paper.
Wife-How is that?
Husband-Well, there's a klepto-
maniac story on the front page, will
contest on the second, funeral on
the third, and christening on the
fourth.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-05-09
A Trouhlaaome Trio.

1.-THE most troublesome member OF
my flock" said the parson, lis a young
woman who wants husband"
my most troublesome client" said
the lawyer, "is middle-aged woman
who wants divorce"
1.-THE most troublesome patient !
have" said the physician, lis a spin
ster of uncertain age who doesn't know
what she wants"
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-05-09
Talk Over tho Telephone

do you believe that man will ever
be able to talk over the telephone
without wires?"
"Pshaw, man! What's the matter
with you? l beat that all hollow yes
terday when the local company's agent
called to persuade me to put one in
my house. We talked over the tele-
phone for an hour without even talk
ing on the same line!"
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-05-09
Do Your Feet Ache and Burn?

Shake into your shoes, Aliens Foot
Ease, a powder for the feet. 1t makes
tight or New Shoes feel Easy. Cures
Corns, Bunions, Swollen, Hot and
Sweating Feet. At all Druggists and
Shoe Stores, 25c. Sample sent FREE.
Address Allen 8. Olmsted, Leroy, N. Y.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-05-09
The Proper Adjective.

Miss Mobile-Well, Martha, how Is
your husband now?
Martha-Po'ly, miss, poly. He's got
that explanatory rheumatism.
Miss Mobile-You mean infamma-
tory rheumatism, Martha. Exclama-
tory is to cry out.
Martha with solemn conviction)-
That's it, mum, that's 1t! He don't do
nothing but boiler. "-Christian Regis
ter.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-05-09

81 am writing a story of strug-
Cling inventor"
ut won't do" answered the abrupt
ly critical friend. Inventors don't
struggle nowadays. They let the peo-
pie who are eager to buy stocks do
the struggling"
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-05-09
His Heart.

Cassidy-Phwere did we git that
pipeful O. terbacker?
Casey-From Clancy, beyant.
Cassidy-Well, we'll, did he open his
heart t ye?
Casey-Open his heart? My, oh!
my! has he got a terbacker heart?
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-05-09
SURGICAL UpEKAIIUNS
How Mrs. Bruce, a Noted Opera
Singer, Escaped an Operation.
Proof That Many Operations
for Ovarian Troubles are In
necessary.

"DEAR MRS. PINKHAM:- Travelling
for years on the road, with irregular
meals and sleep and damp beds, broke
down my health SO completely two
years ago that the physician advised
complete rest, and when l had gained
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-05-09

Mother Gray's sweet Powders fer Children
Successfully used by Mother Gray, nurse
in the Children's Home In New York. Cures
Feverishness, Bad Stomach, Teething Dis
orders, move and regulate the Bowels and
Destroy Worms. Over 10000 testimonials
At all druggists, 25c. Sample FREE. Ad-
dress Allen 8. Olmsted, Leroy, N. Y.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-05-09
The Discretion of Pat.

Priest-Pat, didn't you see me hur-
rying after you before you ran into
that saloon? Why didn't you stop
long enough for me to speak to you?
Pat (wiping his mouth with the
back of his hand)-Sure, your River
ence, l had only the price of one
drink.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-05-09
No Intention to Leave

Stern PARENT suppose you are
aware, young man, that cease to pro-
vide for my daughter when she leaves
my roof?
Suitor-Oh yes; we have settled
about that-Berthan and l. We have
decided to make our home with you.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-05-09
Naturally He Was Interested.

"You talk mighty glib about the cor
ruption in this ward" interrupted a
sallow faced man in the audience.
What business is 1t of yours? Have
you got any permanent investments In
this ward?"
Eyes, I have" Numbered the orator.
Fellow citizens, once lent that man
a dollar"
He was not interrupted again.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-05-09
Money Not Lost.

Mr.. Lakeside (gloomily)-The book
keeper has run off with all my money,
and we may have to 60 to the poor
house.
Mrs. Lakeside-No need Of that, my
dear. Well get divorce, and you
marry the woman who got $4,000 out
of you in that breach of promise suit,
and I'll marry the bookkeeper.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-05-09
INSIST ON GETTING TT.

Some grocers say they don't keep De-
fiance Starch. This is because they have
a stock on hand of other brands contain
ing only ~ OF. in a package. which they
fiance contains 16 OF. for the same money.
Do you want 16 OF. instead Of IL OF.
for same money? Then buy Defiance
Starch. Requires no cooking.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-05-09
Thrown Against 1t.

"He is satisfied now that this Is a
hard, hard world"
"Why, he's rich, and has everything
he could wish for"
81 know, but he's been thrown out
of his automobile several times late
ly."
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-05-09
For Future Reference

Aunt Alice, were you very bad when
you were little?"
mo, indeed, my dear! l tried to be
very good
well, l think it's much better to be
bad, so as to have something interest
ing to talk about when you grow w"
Life.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-05-09
A Boston Girl.

Granger-You would hardly call
Miss Pole a very warm-hearted per-
son?
Farmer-Warm- hearted? On the
contrary, she is awfully cold. II she
should shed tear, you may be sure
it would be hailstone.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-05-09
INDIANA POETRY.

The limit" Of poor verse has been
reached by a Hoosier who feelingly
writes:
1.-THE poor, benighted Hindoo.
He does the best he kin do:
He sticks to his caste from first to last
And for pants he makes the skin do"
Too many people make the skin DO
the work that the bowels and kidneys
should do. A bilious, constipated con-
dition means a yellow skin. lusterless
eyes, foul breath, and general worn.
out feeling. All this can be remedied
by the use Of DR.. Caldwell's (Laxa'
tive) Syrup Pepsin. which is sold BY
all druggists and dealers in medicine.
You don't like compliments-for
other people.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-05-09
THE HUMOR OF LIFE.
JOKES AND JEsTs GROUND OUT BY
THE OFFICIAL HUM0RlSTS.

Sea Captain Has His own IDEA OF
PIrates-Pat Explains HIS Seeming
Observation-Disclosures Mon Tell Of
. Troublesome ITO.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-05-09

No chromos or cheap premiums, but
a better quality and one-thira more OF
Defiance Starch for the same price OF
other starcheS.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-05-09

"A IRIS. COL. E. J. GRESHAM, Treas
MI urer Daughters of the Confeder-
Az acy, and President Herndon VII
lage improvement Society, writes the
following letter from Herndon, Fairfax
county, Virginia:
Herndon, Va.
The Peruna Medicine Co., Columbus, o.:
Gentlemen-"I cannot speak too high
lv of the value of Peruna. l believe
that I owe my life to its wonderful
merits. l suffered with catarrh OF the
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-05-09
Thought 1t Was Millinery.

whats that bill: TO flowers for
church, $6S9?' asked the treasurer OF
the official board.
THAT is for the Easter flowers" ex-
planned the chairman.
What did you do? Try to get
hat for the building?"-Judge.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-05-09

loo not believe Piso's Cure for Consumption
has IN equal for coughs and colds.-JoHN
BOYLE, Trinity Springs. Ind, Feb. ID. 1900
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-05-09

PUTNAM FADELESS DYES do not
stain the hands or spot the kettle lex
cept green and purple). Sold by drug
gists, 10c. per package.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-05-09

Second Kings, Fourth Chapter, Tenth
Verse.
If you read this verse you will find
the basis for the little story printed In
The Four-Track News for May, which
is entitled 1.-The Prophets Chamber"
The Four-Track News will be sent
free to any address in the United
states for one year for so cents; single
COPIES. 5 cents. Address Geo. H. Dan
iels, Publisher, Grand Central Station,
New. York.
If man is a wit he says things; if
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-05-09

Had Not Reached tho Limit
Customer-This steak is the tough
est thing I've ever had here, waiter.
Waiter (confidentially)-Then you
Amt tried our roast chicken, sir
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-05-09
All in Imagination.

Young Husband-Im just about dead
putting down this carpet.
Wife-The carpet is not heavy.
mo. but I have to work in such a
cramped position"
Nonsense! Just imagine you are
on your bicycle"
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-05-09
Evident Rela tionship.

The father Of the three children,
Alice May Burst, James Wood Burst
and Henry Will Burst Is evidently re-
lated to q dynamite factory.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-05-09
Useless Expense.

Drug Clerk-We don't happen to
have the drugs named in this prescrip-
ton, but we have others just as good.
Customer suppose that's all right;
but what fool was to pay the doc
tor SO for that prescription. That's
what bothers me.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-05-09

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup
For children teethng. softens the gums, reduces In
Illumination, allays pain, cures wind cole. 25c bottle.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-05-09

"When was your age didn't have
the advantages you have" said the ia
Their sagely.
"Well, father" replied the son, its
too late to kick about 1t now. You
should have thought about those
things at the time"
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-05-09
Train Ran $50 Miles In $50 Minutes.

Train Ran $50 Miles In $50 Minutes.
Springfield, H., April 16.-The Con-
tinental Limited on the Wabash Rail-
road has made a new record from I'll
ton to Granite City, making $50 miles
in 1876 minutes. This was with hve
stops-three station stops, one to
change engines and one to take on
coal. The actual running time was
two hours and thirty-eight minutes.
The run from Danville to Decatur.
TIC miles, was made in 70 minutes,
including stops at Tolono and Bement.
st. Louis Republic, April II, 1902.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-05-09

Sound sleep is usually the result OF
soundless sleep.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-05-09

If you wish beautiful. clear, white clothes
use Red Cross Ball Blue. Large or.
package, cents
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-05-09

Success sometimes depends on the
things we don't do.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-05-09

Mind your own business-unless you
are able to employ private secretary.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-05-09

Concentrated Pain-Rheumatism
Concentrated Medicine-Hamlin' WIZ
ard Oil.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-05-09

The man who jumps overheard is
usually over-bored with life.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-05-09

Some men have a mania for doing
nothing-and doing it assiduously.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-05-09
MORE FLEXIBLE AND LASTING.

won't shake out or blow out; by using
Defiance starch you obtain better results
than possible with any other brand and
one-third more for same money.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-05-09

To Cure a Cold in One day.
Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. All
druggists refund money If it fails to cure. 25c.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-05-09

In this world of strife man mus
be either an anvil or hammer.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-05-09

Sneers are the weapons of a hope
less fool.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-05-09

1t is easy to do foolish things.
Watch yourself; you are not immune.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-05-09

$50 A WEEK AND EXPENSES
TO men with rig to introduce our Poultry goods.
Send stp. Javelle Mfg. Co, Dept D, Parsons, Kan.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-05-09

Courtship is a trial court that often
gets it's verdict wrong.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-05-09

Strange as it may seem, the drum
mer is not supposed to beat his way.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-05-09

For a Long Lease on Life
eat ATLAS OATS. The purest and pest
breakfast food All good grocers, lOc
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-05-09

Oil and truth are bound to come to
the surface in due time.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-05-09

A mans disgrace can always be
traced back to himself.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-05-09
The Counts Impression.

The Counts Impression.
Edith-They say her husband, the
count, acts dreadfully.
Ethel-Yes; seems to think he was
admitted to the United States free OF
duty.-Life.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-05-09

knowledge and timber should be
well seasoned before being put to use.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-05-09

ARE YOUR CLOTHES FADED7
Use Red Cross Ball Blue and make them
white again. Large 2 OF. package, cents.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-05-09

DO YOUR CLOTHES LOOK YELLOWf
Then use Defiance Starch. - will keep
them white-16 OF. for 10 cents.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-05-09

No, Maude, dear; drum music is not
sold by the pound.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-05-09
Not That Kind.

Clerk-Here is some delicious cough
candy.
Miss Wiseleigh-But l haven't de-
licious cough.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-05-09

1t doesn't require a good penman to
right wrong.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-05-09

When a woman argues the very best
she can do is to convince herself.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-05-09

Miss Romantique ION shipboard)-
Oh! by the way, captain, were you
ever boarded by pirate?
Capt. Gruffe-Yes, and she charged
me IS day for a room on the sixth
floor.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-05-09

It's the policeman's duty to watch
so that others may not prey.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-05-09

Halls Catarrh Cure
Is taken internally. Price, 75c.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-05-09
A Accounted For.

Gladys-Why is it that ministers
usually marry so young?
Harold-Oh, that's the only game of
chance they're allowed to play.-Puck.
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The Very Cream,

The Very Cream.
Friend-You had very fashionable
audience, didn't you?
Pianist-Yes; at one time there was
not a single person in the room who
was listening.
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If man is wit he says things; If
he is a humorist he writes them.