The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-07-06
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There is only one song for the dear
! girls this summer, Wearing of the
| Green"
! Still one Of the most numerous things
In this horseless age is horses.
New Jersey at least is making no
loud outcry against the trusts. It's
taxes from the big corporations claim
| ing the state as their home were So
100000 the past year.
1t rains SO frequently in Chicago that
the newspapers are printing the base
ball games under the head of aquatics.
The trusts have cut their summer
| watermelon.
We paid Spain $20,OOO,0 900 for the
! Philippines. The Philippines have cost
US $50O,OOO,0O0. Startling figures!
| Anyhow, nobody can ever say that
an American Fourth of July passed off
| quietly" aWF 54 -'-H
Darius F. Reese by this time regards
| Mr.. PidgeOn, of Wright county, as
something of Minnesota flyer.
Even the Fifty-seventh congress
| sometimes did wise thing. 1t ad-
! journed.
Well, let it pass. Beveridge is no
| fighter.
! A Waukegan (Wis.) man has re-
| turned 50 he stole in 1877 What a
| phlegmatic conscience! And what
would he have done if the amount had
been $4,000.
| Hamlin Garland isn't a bit bashfuI.
| He names Edward Eggleston, Joseph
! Kirkland, Octave Thanet, E.. w. Howe
| and Hamlin Garland as the great
/ writer's of the Middle West
The Fifty-seventh congress appro-
priated $8O0,000,000 and everything
else it could lay its hands on.
What a prospect for Lily Langtry.
She is now in line to become grand
| mother. -
! Alfred Austin's poetry suggests
that he would shine as the writer Of
law briefs. ;
We hasten to announce in advance
OF the Faribaultl Pilot that there are
two Sans ON the Republican ticket
and several better ones in the Bible.
The high bridge seems easy. Put
a spring board on it and let the BOYS
somersault from it to a bath.
Probably the fellow who drank two
quarts of brandy day for two days
and then died won't have to be en-
balmed.
And, by the way, did you ever notice
that the homeliest woman usually has
the prettiest hair?
There must be something soothing1v
soft about New York brick and stone.
A man fell FIVE stories there and is ON
| the road to recovery.
New York girls are wearing mono
grams on their stockings Nobody
ought to see them there, but somehow
they do.
:. se,3s E
1t has just been decided that the
strange fish brought to the United
| States from Bermuda is the channo-
muraena vitata. Well, let it go at that.
| So long as it is not related to our Miss
| Mary MacLane we have no ground for
protest.
Some men only have time to sit
| around and increase bank stock. How
! sad
| Sixty five hundred dollars in bank
| notes has been founds in two tomato
| cans in Chicago. The remainder of Chi
| cago's tomato cans should be prospect
| ed at once.
If Theodore Roosevelt will stand on
| his head for q minute or two he can
[ get himself photographed in the only
| position his picture has not been taken
( In since he became president.
The ink ON the Declaration of indie
pendence has entirely faded away.
| This happened about the time the Re
J publican party concluded not to give
\ the Fflipfnos their freedom.
| Mr.. FitZsimmons or Mr. Jeffrfes
might now secure a finish affair with
young Mr.. Bailey, of Texas.
/ The hatless horse still has a great
| majority over the horse with the hat
I Chicago is growing because Prof.
Cox predicted rain for every day in
the month of June and hit it. why
/ shouldn't Chicago hit him with brick
for such work?
The discovery of a Rubeus I'm a
| Jersey town has caused great excite
ment. The discovery OF Reubens In