Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1902-06-20
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| Special session of Council this even
ing at .T3o.
How about Kenmore as location for
a City Hall?
Who cares for appendicitis? Hurry
on the grape crop.
II Days Of dread approach for those
afflicted with hay fever.
II And that pretty field near Blue Pond
might also do as site for the City
Hall.
The White City is growing. too, and
may also become a candidate for the
City Hall.
Grover Cleveland for President of the
"reorgnnized Democracy oh, innoc-
Il uous ldesuetude.
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One class of people finds cor rsola.
ton In the wet weather. Fish are
A biting we'll these days.
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Scythes and moving machine cut
tcrbafs are clashing with grindstones
and wbetstones. preparatory to stunts
In the hay field
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v Sing a song of picnics basketful Of
4 pie, four and twenty thousand ants
and bugs upon it lie.
Pretty soon. If agitation OF the City
Hall question keeps up the members
. of the Board will feel like saying. ''Oh,
z let us away to the sylvan shades
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Spurn not the green, sickly looking
apple, because Of its youth. That
puny sphere may yet occupy place
among the proudest at the county fair.
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III Why, certainly not. Those stripes
4 and dark places on your ankles are
: not mysterious signs ut all. Those
! are simply the spots where the open
% work comes.
!. All money tossed to the players OF
the newspaper mems club, Monday. for
o brilliant playing, by the spectators,
/ VIII he given to deserving charitable
institutions. so there need be no feel
ings OF envy on the part of the clerks,
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+ An Administration paper complains
: that Congress will adjourn and leave
o lot of important work undone. 1t win
he difficult to convince constituents
. that Congress left them un-"done.'
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! The people should not get alarmed
2 Monday evening. because of the tolline
q of bells blowing of whistles and gen
h eral alarms. 1t will only he the an.
4 nouncement that the newspaper men
Il have won the base ball game from
v the clerks.
PRODUCE MISERY
? Her fathers money made of her q
j. catch er
4 And that was pntrimony.
And then her mother made for her n
match"
II And that was mntrimony.
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d NOT RECORDED.
When brilliant writer's WELD the pen
The very strongest thoughts they
think
Arc never wrote, they're uttered when
\ They stick the paste brush in the ink
Exchange.
NJ Agnew Cnrnac Is still on the jump
among the suburban towns that want
7 the City Hall, but has not yet reached
= West Hin. This delny has kept Gus"
I. Easch fcvcrsh with anxiety all day,
and has had tendency TO dampen the
\ enthusiasm of the mass meeting which
long ago passed resolutions demanding
!. that the new hall he located In the
I Portage Park allotment. Mr.. Kaschlike
' John r. Elkin, of PENNSYLVANIA. re-
. f,Nes 10 he froze out, forced out, dealt
It out or bought out Of the opinion that
4 the hall should he located In his allot-
,ment. aud he will probably be heard
: from ut the meeting of Council this
evening Look out Gus is on the
2 warpath.
q MIR. &. W. French. the paper railroad
:! king. was seen at the Buchtel Thurs
day evening, by reporter, and the
! following dialogue took place:
Reporter Anything new In the rail-
road business?
Mr.. French What do you want to
n know for?
A Reporter Might get q story.
III Mr.. French have intlmated he
! fore, and want il remembered that
Y don't care 10 talk with Akron news
y paper men until the standard Of their
IS intelligence reaches the point where
n they can understand me.
IL Reporter Sorry you have such
poor opinion Of US, hut say, Mr..
" French, how would You like II. II we
h were to say that we don't care TO talk
n with YOU, until the standard of your