The weekly Thibodaux sentinel. [volume] (Thibodaux, La.) 1898-1905, 1902-03-22
They Say


That an excursion from New Or.
leans will he run into Thibodaux TO-
morrow, and
That our people should take steps
towards entertaining the. visitors, AMI
That il they are not cared for IN
some manner that they will have y
poor opinion Of our town, and
That If their stay in our midst 10
made pleasant aud enjoyable they
will speak words of praise in behalf
Of our little city and it's hospitabie
people on their return home.
That our Mayor is due much praise
for the painstaking manner IN which
he is having our streets improved.
That the Grand Jury in its report
to the Court suggested the erection Of
new Jail, and
That il Is to be hoped that our
Police jury will heed this suggestion.
That the docket for this Criminal
term of Court Was very light one.
That every one should appoint
himself committee Of one TO see
that his neighbor sends in a contribu.
ton to The fund being raised for tho
benefit Of the Convent.
That because man looks unhappy
is no proof that he is married.
That Cream Puff found himself in
terrible dilemma one morning this
week. and
That the more he tried the more
he became discOmfuzzled, and
That he will be more pert icular and
call the roll next time and make sure
that they arc in right position.
That every dog has his day and
this accounts for one of our young
society swelIs looking awful blue this
week.
That one of our prominent young
dentists is engaged in the culture ot
Japan pIums, and
That he has several large trees be-
hind his office which will soon be In.
den with fine luscious fruit, and
That the boys ought to keep this
fact in mind as the plums are fast
maturing and will soou be ready to
sample.
That about one week ago Q number
OF our young men surveyed the town
about one hour and one quarter after
midnight with view of ruaning .
brlt line around the town.
That he doesn't know exactly how
1t all come about but he found
himself in a sample room where ladies'
we're selecting goods. and
That be looked so embarrassed that
he WAS a pitiful sight to behold, aud
That he vows aud declares that.
lie was never in a worse mix up.
That lie surely is slow, in fact even
too slow tn play checkers, aud
That be actually droveS miles last
Surdsy to play a game, aud
That the result 90 Tar 10 unknown.
That there IL q certain fellow walk.
ing around town IN other peoples
shoes, and
That yoa can and out easily who
be happens to be by looking him
straight in the face. and
That his sheepish appearance cer>
tainIy dies deceive his rascally traits.
That most awful, a most fearful,
Il most terrible, most horrible night
mare was experienced by prominent
yOnng VI. ID. "f this town one night
his week, and
That he had dreadful time of IL,
and
That he saw monsters that would
tax The most fertile Of imsgiuationa
to describe, aud
That he heard bow vows, and
That he yelled l am caught, Oh I
am caught, and
That he cried numerically for help,
and
That one of tho boys in the adjOinn
ing room was finally aroused by wlAat
SEEMED to him as the yells 0f U IN.
manche indians, and
That he faaliy went 10 the assis-
tance of his frieni aud woke him up
and it was then all over.
That every body is wondering
whether !. was really dream.
That ghosts were seen walking On
the gallery at Angels Rest, and
That judging f'om The large vessels
containing tears they Light have been
Recording Ang''s.
That a Sauce Piquant was servr(
to q party Of disti"g iisllcd men last
Sunday niOht and