The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1902-01-28
MR. DOOLEY
ON THE MILL u

was ye at the mill Hinnisseyg" said
Air. DO0ley between whins Of his
fayJrite dudeen.
"OIm workin' TO no MILL replied his
friend. "PhWat mill are yez talkin
about What was it "a etr0ike2"
Stroke is it2 There was supposed
10 be several strokes but there wus
more foot racin than strDikin'."
"PWhat the divil are yen talkiu about
wild your foot raciu anyway
u have often tOuld yen. Hinnessey
that your educaEhun was neglected and
by your own fault Here have ] been
takin the Police Gazette regular for
the frequenters VI the salune Of which
ye're wan, Hinnissey, for years For
years ] hay' watched ye readin' 10 wild
wan eye on the symmetrical curves Of
the ladies Of the chorus that are de-
picted there, or maybe a miXOlOgist Wild
his bull purp. in the latest 1884 lbs
champeen and wan eye on annywan
who mOight call Sc up 10 dhrink by mis-
take, and sc don't know Dhwat a mill
is I'm ashamed Of ye."
We'll DhWat Is it2'
"A mill. Hinnissey rs a prize fOight
and they had a fOine program over the
stables on Fort strate on Saturday
nOight Ne frind Ed" Smith, manny's
the tonne Oiye walked the same sOide-
walk wild him. is in town and whin the
MOhican tTainin' ship came into the
harbOr. there wus some Of the three
hundred and seven champeens Of the
Nayey aboard Of her and smith sees his
chance.
vivid that he gets the local fancy to-
gether la-ad from NOOauaa and a la
ad from Palamer. wild a la-ad from
CapturelaiH and another from Punch
bowl and he matches them agin' the
champecu Of the MOhlcau galley, an
the terror Of the dog watch. Bitin Bill
of the hlnd-tOn hes I'm IT too and finally
Smith fOiuds an Ould frind on board and
sez he. You're my frind,' SEES he, and
I'll do yez q favor. Whin yet gil back
10 tn blessed mainland seZ he ye can
till them how ye fought Denver Ed four
bloody rounds IN HOnOIuly and yen be
good for three drinks IN every salune on
the water fro . They'll not believe ye
but TN have in the papers for ! hay
trind on the mOrnin' rag that BIS the
rael thing IN not lave you punch my
head for all the drinks from Boston to
san Diego says the sailor ma-au. un-
less yen promise not TO hurt me- m
do that same. sen Smith any they set
tied ut
Thin tn anu-salune man steps In an
trys 10 get the fOighters eXcOmmuni-
Gated"
and phwat did ut hav' to do wild the
anti-salune mani"
whist Hinnissey man, don't they use
bottle In the cOrners2 Well, Smith
promised the Shirin that no wan would
hit the other wan and nObly he and the
la-ads with him kept their word. 'Oi
have bin says Smith, interviewed in
his paiamas by a reporther for an even
in sheet, a gintelma-an whole Oiye
bin here and a glntlema-an DILL re-
main sez he, until 1 go away.
All the local sphOrts and those that
wud be, showed up and the la-ads faced
nfHH "a
after the other. II Wus a glorious eX-
hibishun, not "A drop OF blood wus split
and the white squad Of harmony went
10 sleep on the ring posts. The la-ad
from Punchbowl and the Terror Of the
Topsails wild all the rest behaved IN
a gintlemanly fashion and Everything
went off lOilSe O dhrame. / didn't injy II
much mesilf, for they wouldn't let yer
smoke for fear Of the horses who We're
suffrin from hay fever gettin' chOked.
There Wus wan la-ad named Fox
that boxed wild a la-ad called the un-
known who rs still keepin his Identity
a secret Fox shaved me Wanst N I'm
not mistaken In Oakland and taught a
splendid battle acCOrdin 10 Police
Gazette rules. There were two Japa-
nese advertoised but they were kept
away by professional jealousy and a
bottle of saklty and didn't appear"
'Phwats sakky2' said Hinnessey
= rs Didnu or 1OkOhdmd gin. The
evint Of the evenin' called out furious
applause. Smith slips smlln into the
ring followed by his friud, Smith struck
a Sunday Examiner atutOod and KEEP
the sailor at arms length wild wonder
ful accuracy. Cries of Marvellous"
Colossal and From the Ould World
rint the very rafters asunder Tho
round inded In favor Of Smith wild the
sailor sim smilin' In his corner. Smith
a ha no Ufl %
Willin' 10 accommodate all corners wild "A
more ginerOus exhibition Of his bOXin
powers, Stain. that his frnd wus his
bosom frind and "Wud ye hay me Kill
himY Crys Of Ys! Yis We're passed
over I'm silent contimpt and the three
rounds continued. Smith at the cOn-
clushun wus unmarked but the sailor
showed lyvident signs 90 "a battle, the
portion Of his hair bein perceptlby
out OF alinemint. Everybody whit down
TO Cammy the Grlek for beer and fine
1 lunch and / wint home and rid an ac-