Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1902-01-09

o.echer's Ph'iosoPhy- VIM
and the candidate-A Troublesome
How the Confederacy
II ~. Recruit-A Scholarly Con-
So -oseman-Never Forgot His Greek.
,,,oarrrbt. 1901, by Champ Clark.
~ " Robinson of Indiana once
i bid this story;
81 ave., have a county in Indiana called |
m and it is not an unusual thing
,r Of some awkward thing that
.nnrucd in Hoop Pole township. Ill
ii county. But poscy county Is
m 80 If the richest i'll the state in SOIL,
lid ,,.,.o and institutions Of education
81 ,ihrarics Senator Turpe, who was
,.rorcally recognized in Washington
ID vol1 as in Indiana as ore or TIE
11ost men who ever Graced the sen
fe told ne of an incident taat caas
,,dcr his observation, in Which an cd
arma, of PoSey county WIS the CAlef
~ aotor The old fellow came to Wash
noton to see the sights. lie Was taken
tbo house of representatives to see
ho members lceisiating and to SO" the
all but he took DO interest IN 'aai.
Je then was taken to the senate cham
: kor smaller, but more elegant IN lis
nnointu,ents. but he cared nothing for
kb.t Then he WAS taken TO the neN
|mb]ic library the most elegant build
mo- in the world. but he saw nothing
here to interest him. and he uttered
no exclamation Of surprise or admira
ion for it. Then he WAS taken to the
PRESIDENTS room at the capitol. On
he wall hung picture OF George
Washington that cost many thousands
Df dollars. the most splendid carpets
md furniture, thousands of dollars OF
fresco on the ceilings and Oh HE walls.
and the old leg weary. eye weary farm
pr seated himself in one of the prcsi-
tents great easy chairs and cxclam-
pd: by thunder. boys. this is fine. This
makes me think of home.
Beechers Mot.
During his long. splendid and turbu
ent career Henry Ward Heecher sa id as
many fine things as any man that ever
ived RobinSons 5 tale of the I'osey
tounty farmers utteranccs recalled to
pvery mind one of Beecher'S most
y philosophic mots On one occasion he
yFecarrd, "Whcn see Il man who has
nothing good to say of the plac" from
which he came, I wonder what mean
thing he did there" That is a scn-
fencc worth trcasHring up in the mem
bry.
Collecting Tribute From Candidates.
Mr. kluttZ Of North Carolina is not
! bnly one of the most faithful members
II the house in tie discharge of his
luties, but has an ineXhaustiblc supply
bf stories racy of the soil He enliven-
fd the cloakroom with this:
"Old Unclr Mike. crippled and poor
was we'll known levier Of small con
Fributions upon all candidates, without
regard to party, One day, While a
campaign was on. he hobblcd up to my
Pfice door, where | was standing. and
fter most respectful greeting said
Mr.. kluttZ, is You out for canerdate
is year, No. Uncle Mike | answer
d. I'm not out for caneltlate this
ear
Turning on his heel and hobbling
II, the Old man said We'll, jest
houSht mebbe you wus, and | jest
houGht Id like to borrow quarter,
you WIS"
he Big Appetite.
Mr. kfuttz followed with this:
HebreW friend of mine who had
peht s6iAe time al Il we'll known wa
Frlh@ place in North Carolina returned
(ome so markedly improved that |
ought to cGn@raiuiatn him Oh having
hoSeh that particular rrsort. He re-
NED: Yes, Kl'ftz, its q beautiful
race. don't think Saratoga could be
ny heau'if'ller and the water is goot,
nothing wrong With the water but
heh You drink that water it gives you
~ o'S appetite. and then when you
:. the hi- appetite you don't &c, some
''hSs for il to eat yet, and that's the
oaoe about it, kluttZ''
o2t Recruit.
conversation turning on events OF
le civil war, MI kiuttz contributed,
le following
-At the beginning of the late un-
leaSahthess between the states Cap
''h (alterWard Colonel Hans Jones
"s ''lslhS company in my town for
AZ '-oiliedelatc service. Anlo"g others
~ agreed to volunteer was an honest
NeriAah named Rauscher, who had
Z" lo!d that it would be IA mere holi-
~ 'rlp and that they would have /,
"e 'lliie IN camp, hunting and fishing
\" now and then going out to shoot at
ae Yankees. On the way up to Squire
harers office to he sworn in. however