The Pascagoula democrat-star. (Pascagoula, Miss.) 1878-1920, 1902-01-10
Editorial and Otherwise
Tuck is iellied Dluck

to iron. slT .. .u
Never buy bald-headed barber's
hair tonic.
A stitch in time starts q new dress
makers bill.
Never borrow trouble. 1t will come
soon enough. s..
Many dogs are given the caresses that
children pine for.
Better a happy old maid than sor-
rowful young wife. r.
Human nature is q mans excuse for
acting like hog.
Deliberate long before doing what it is
impossible to undo. ....s..
Possession is nine points and one more
of the marriage law.
Some men think they are candid when
they are only stupid.
Swearing off with some people don't
amount to a row Of beans. ...
Marriage is q lottery-therefore ali
mony is a gambling debt.
A person should praise the bridge that
has carried him over safe. -
A rolling stone gathers no moss and
inaction brings stagnation.
We have to climb up to prosperity
adversity will climb down to us.
Perhaps the man you think is fool
thinks y2u are in the same class.
No matter how cruel fate may be, the
washer woman manages to hang out.
Any man is willing to die for woman
If she will allow him to fix the date.
Never Judge by appearances: the girl
with sailor hat never saw row-boat
He who borrows trouble pays usury
Where there's will there's lawyer
Girls cry at a wedding to keep the
bride from suspecting that they envy
her. -t f'
Meyer turn over new leaf unless yot
have something sensible to write on the
| page.
Some people have more money than
brains, and are not considered wealthy
either. r.
Photographs are representations thai
flatter others and do ourselves al in
justice.
One half of mans energy is wasted
Only the down strokes count in chop
ping wood.
| The sweetest woman in the world II
the one that can keep her mouth shu
the longest.
The average boy generally imagines
that his wisdom teeth are several years
late in arriving.
Never do today what you can put of
till tomorrow-for tomorrow you nigh
not have it to do.
1t is better to be born lucky than rich
but it is better to be born plucky thar
either lucky or rich.
Many a man has good appetite and
nothing to eat, while others have plenty
to eat but no appetite.
There is vast difference between be
ing dyspeptic and being religious, bu
some men never learn it,
1t does not always take two to make
bargain. The lender usually attends tt
that in financial transactions. .
Just as the attention to detail makes
the masterpiece in art, SO the attention
to details makes the successful man.
II it were not for the liver and ole
love letters there would be fewer com
plants and less weeping in this world
| A token of American influence il
Manila is the adoption Of an ordinanc
prohibiting smoking in theatres during
performances. IT, ..r'f ..s.5o
Women are now admitted to the tw'
universities in Baden, but they hav
not been able to secure permission t
study dentistry.
4 Railroad corporations are not alto
! gether soulless when they only allo,
pEten minutes for refreshments at a raj
tlsway lunch counter. rtTgtr'
n A Chicago man has invented ms
j slchine that is cracking 200 pounds {
,fnuts an hour. 1t is claimed that 1t
1.-THE only automatic nut cracker In tn
I.world. ~ fte7ed 1h ,ur "t
~ Morphine is used extensively in tn
Flown of.Juan Diaz, Porto Rico. 1t
1 tAstimated by the insular board of healt
tihat out Of the $500 inhabitants 1000 al
ktictims Of this terrible habit. a.
sIn the coldest parts Of Siberia rair
bw may sometimes be seen all da
kl0ng in cloudless sky. 1t is suppose
t6bs duo to,the reflection Of the sun Q
fns particles Of snow in the air. >,
Il Strong lights, with basins Of petr
Rum below them, are now used
France, TO destroy night.fying insec
Mat inJure vineyards. As many as 4,S
1sects have been caught In basin
dne night. ""
!, sDarroll D. Wright, the United Stat
'Ecommissioner Of statistics, comput
that for thetyenty years ending De
ember 81, 1900, there was total loss l
, strikes and lockous Of not less thi
! $ios, 1851. aftA'i .7e'f n
Mrs. Roosevelt declares that she 10 z
ing to bring about reformation in u
matter Of evening dress for ths ladies'
the cabinet. She objects to the way u
ladies Of her set bare their neck II
shoulders. H#'if' 'l1ts Fa W
+ 'Asociety has been organised In Nc
eIcow, the members 0onsisting Of bo
vHh ~cl 4. ehn ysapu>7