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Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-03-23

saint Patrick's Day was great
event for Honolulu" said the second
mate, as the captain and the chief en-
gineer seated themselves at the sup
per table aboard the welakahao and
the latter troubled him to pass the
butter
Yes; there were lots of folks wear.
ing the green ribbon That | never sus-
picioned afore," answered the chief,
breaking the crusts off his bread and
laying the butter on thick.
Were you out at the Moana Hotel
on Monday night?" asked the second
mate, addressing the captain and
tipping the wink to the mate.
"Shure. I was"
Did you speech"
mo; not on your map. But stayed
and listened to all the speeches. There
was fellow what wrote short.handed.
He took down everything fellow
said. | was sitting next to him and
asked him what one of the marks
meant. It looked like piece of a
chicken.coop what was washed down
by the Nuuanu flood tother day. That
means that the speechmaker was
cheered with loud, long and 'thusias.
tic applause said he. When this here
Reporter Boyd of the-Whats the
name of that there galley-rag what
said. Bless you, Mcswilligan,' and got
hauled up for contempt?"
Advertiser" said the chief, who nut
In his spare time reading trashy liter.
aturc.
We'll, when this here Reporter
Boyd got up to make a speech. | kind
of observed that the short.handed man
scratched down the sign for tumultu.
Gus and so-forth applause before the
goods was landed on the dock. What's
your hurry says to the stenograph,
the thusiastic congregation hasn't
handed out any cheers yet That's
all right says the fellow with the
bunch Of pencils, They'll yell for him
right enough; he's handing them a
sling on the libertine of the press. I'm
writing this here for the Advertiser
and the gentleman working his ha sh
machine is one Of our men. Seer
Sure enough, they cheered him
They cheered everybody. II was q
great AFFAIR, and the good folks wasn't
going to hurt nobody's feelings. Say,
though, you ought to have set eyes on
Mr. Reporter Boyd when the tumultu.
GUS and so-forth applause hit his list.
eners. He sweT1ed up so high that he
could easily have wiped his nose on
his green neck-tie." p.
yes; heard that the Advertiser
was cheered at the ban'ket," said the
second mate. assisting himself to but.
ter for the severalth time.
where did you hear it," asked the
chief engineer. patting the catsup bot.
tie affectionately as he stood II on its
head over his beans.
Il read 1t in the Advertiser" an.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-03-23
ST. PATRICK'S DAY and THINGS

swered the second mate, blushinr.
whats the rules of the road with
newspapers?" queried the mate,
wanting to keep the conversation go
ing to cover the fact that he had start
ed in ON a second helping Of round
steak with -four gravy.
Perhaps" said the captain, as he
sucked tea through his moustache and
peered over the cup perhaps you are
a-looding to the freedom Of the press,
or. in the words of the poet, the liber-
tine of the press"
Don't you mean the liberty of the
press" suggested the second mate.
well, have 1t your own way. The
liberty of the press, as understand 1t
as II impresses me-"
From your viewpoint % assisted the
| second mate, who had heard the word
while passing the Y. NJ. G. A. one even.
ing.
Yes. II you like, from my viewpoint
the liberty of the press is the right of
Il fearless and untainted public press
to show up the wrongdoer and cor.
rupt politician for the benefit of the
masses" and the captain pushed his
plate back and tremendously cut the
end OFF long cigar with the butter.
knife.
"Dont the Advertiser do that" ask.
ed the chief, who jealousy guarded,
the streak of yellow in his mental fibey
mo; of course II don't" said TIL
captain, knocking his cigar.ash into
the. tea.cup.
"what tack's she on, them" insisted
| the second mate.
Lynn about decent folks SOS to
draw the tarpaulin over her own con.
traband cargo. of course"
"Talkin' about newspapers and
things" began the chief engineer,
what became of this duel what was
goin' to come of in Di'mond Head
crater?"
"You mean the scrap between the
editor of the paper what got held up
for moral disenfection in the postof.
fee and the gentleman what belongs
to the Navy" asked the second mate.
you've struck It,"
why, they remembered II was Sun.
day and therefore a legal holiday, so
of course the agreement could not
stand"
"Td like to have them aboard
deep-water ship" said the second mate.
what for?" asked the captain.
"I'd make a chalk line on deck, start
pool and make 'em fight
They'd claim II wasn't fair deal"
"Why?" >.s ~
Because you'd marked the deck"
I'VE amt talkin' cards. put in the
chief engineer.
mo; but s'posin' we try a game OF
crib before we turn in
The Pake steward cleared the table
and the three worthy seamen proceef.
ed to handle the pasteboards.
THE WATERFRONT REPORTER.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-03-23

Despite the opposition of Democrat.
lie Senators, the shipping subsidy bill
has more chance of becoming law at
this session of Congress than It has
ever had. 1t will be a great day for
Senator Frye when the President at.
taches his signature to such a meas.
ure. the Maine statesman having been
its most steadfast supporter through.
out his entire political career.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-03-23

now. w. II. Cronshaw, a merchant
of that city. purchased bank at Crys'
tai Lake, Iowa, secured the assets and
agreed to make payment the following
week. He promptly drew all the cash
obtained certified checks, sold his own
store and is now numbered among the
missing.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-03-23

There is trouble at Columbia Uni.
versity. The faculty granted to WON.
en- students the privilege OF using the
swimming pool once week. 1t was
used. Subsequently the male students
had their swim. One of them was
nipped at the bottom of the tank and
a search for the crab disclosed large.
sized side.comb. This and hairpin
form the nucleus of swimming FOOL
museum.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-03-23

The Jersey mosquito is doomed. The
States Legislature has voted 10000
for its determination with the aid
Of science. We must watch the re.
suits OF this investment for much
might be done by Prof. koebele, the
Board of Health and a Hawaiian Leg
islature. in the way of science and ap.
preparations respectively. to induce
the Hawaiian variety to move on.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-03-23

The Earl of Lytton is engaged to be
married to Miss Pamela Plowden. who
is described as magnificent talker.'
Imagine the Earl's modification wher
he desires to digest the Times" al
his morning meal of ham, eggs, tes
and mullins.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-03-23

vote could not be controlled FOR It was
hot on the run to Mckinley. At Dem.
ocratic headquarters in Chicago the
loss Of the German.American vote
was conceded fully two months before
the election.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-03-23

A discharged employe of the Ger
man Embassy at Washington has filed
charges with the State Department
against the Ambassador, DR., Won Hol
leben. There is probably little or no
truth in them for they relate to pur.
ported control of the German,Amerl
can vote for Bryan In 1900. Every,
body in Washington knew that this
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-03-23

Tommy Atkins is to have more pay
and other reforms. That they will be
reforms is guaranteed by the fact that
the new British army regulations are
copied directly from those of the
United States.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-03-23
CURIOUS CRINKLES AND CRACKLINGS

Is It a square deal when twenty peo-
pie lunch at a restaurant and the
score shows twenty ate?
Professor Koebele is rare among
public officials. When he goes abroad
his errand is never a knocking one,
nor is he ever a mark for knockers.
II every government servant were as
perfectly fitted to his duties, and kept
as strictly to his business, as the Ter
ritorial entomologist, there would be
no iustifiable worry over Hawaiian af-
fairs either here or in Washington.
Odd to see snarling comment upon
the alleged letting loose OF criminals
by the judiciary-as something infa-
mous-followed by a whine over the
escape OF a desperate convict from the
hands Of the Executive-as mere mis-
fortune-appearing consecutively in
the editorial columns Of paper that
attitudinizes as holding to nothing but
right and fairness. Verify, 1t is star
acting upon the journalistic stage.
Woods, the escaped convict, accord
ing to the reliable press, has left Ho-
nolulu by every steamer departing
within the past fortnight. II the fell
low can only repeat the act at each OPP
portunity the coming fortnight, he
will be In fair way of getting him
self outside the Jurisdiction OF Hawa-
iian justice.
This is true or it would not be told
in column where no imaginative per-
sonal joking appears. A Chinese laun-
dryman, on a business visit to Gus
toner the other day, was praising the
good qualities of customer in an ad-
jacent street. He could not remember
the lady's name and to every sugges-
ton OF the names OF neighGors by the
lady addressed said, No" At last he
said the name was "allee same make
the last being the native word for
dead" II flashed upon the China
man . lhtciiotutOl W hthtioh a
neighbor whose name etymologlcally
indicates one who dyes and phoneti-
cally one who dies or becomes make"
He jumped with glee as he exclaimed
Yes, Missile D., alice same make!
She fine woman. washee her long
time. She yelly good"
The foregoing incident was related
in the hearing OF bronzed sea cap
tain. who forthwith told the following
story: In the town of p, down
east, a young doctor came home with
his fresh diploma. He asked an old
practitioner to throw any odd oppor-
tunity for practice in his way. One
day the elder Esculapius, returning
from visit in the country, called at
the young fellows home and gave him
the summons; Drive out immedi-
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-03-23

The principal witness against a
Tammany Tenderloin policeman who
is under indictment, has been murder,
ed by some unknown person in the
Tenderloin precinct. Will Tammany
stop at any crime?
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-03-23

After an exciting meeting the New
Orleans sugar exchange has decided
to establish branch for speculation
in sugar futures. Twenty years ago
sugar future selling was tried in New
York, but 1t failed, and any specula'
tion has since been done through Lon.
don or Hamburg.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-03-23

II President Roosevelt retains his in,
tellect after absorbing the many va
ried and parti-colored opinions that he
will soon receive on conditions in Ha,
wall, he must certainly be the posses
sor of highly strenuous brain.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-03-23

There has been some sharp fighting,
near the Isthmus of Panama. between
Colombian regulars and rebels. But
Admiral Higginson is down that way
with the battleships Alabama. Kear.
sarge, Indiana and Massachusetts,, so
that American interests are not likely
to suffer.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-03-23

Here's a knockout for cigarette
smokers. At Northwestern Academy
In Evanston, ILL.,, only per cent OF the
cigarette fends in the school reached
the first grade. Fifty.seven per cent
OF them were in the lowest grade.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-03-23

Hon. James stephen Hogg. ex.Gov.
ernor of Texas and anti.plutocrat, was
presented to King Edward by Ambas,
sador Choate. How has the mighty
fallen since he struck oil! The Oil
King and the English King.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-03-23

Owing to the suit brought by the
Attorney General against the Morgan.
Hill railroad combine, some OF the
New York banks and Trust companies
are rejecting the stock Of the North.
ern Securities Company as collateral,
and brokerage houses have been Lott.
fed to take II up.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-03-23

AS soon as Prince Henry started for
Germany Miss Roosevelt went to Ha.
vana with a party of friends She will
doubtless enjoy herself far more at
the Cuban capital than sne would at
the coronation,
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-03-23

Half a million dollars seems a good
deal of money to pay for porcelain
Yet this is what J. Pierpont Morgan
is reputed to have given for the Gar
land collection Of art treasures.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-03-23
SOME GREAT TRADING.

The United States is the greatest
exporting nation in the world. Figures
supplied by the Bureau of Statistics OF
the Treasury Department, at Wash.
ington, show the values of annual ex-
ports of the leading countries of the
world to BIO as follows:
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-03-23

Governor Dole, Judge Humphreys,
Judge Gear, L. A. Thurston and Johr
Doe would be able to form some en-
joyable whist parties on the trip to
San Francisco.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-03-23

An automobile is no longer an auto,
It is vain" An oll.auto is a smell.
vain" and steam-auto is puff
vain" Will Honolulu society please
correct its terms SO as to be in con.
formity with the latest London styles?
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-03-23

Nicaragua's friends have been hust.
ling, and 1t now looks as IL Senator
John T. Morgan would carry the day
for the more northern canal route.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-03-23

II the loiterers at the four corners
OF Hotel and Fort streets were induced
to move on, there would be more op.
portunity for the High Sheriff's men
to blockade the narrow sidewalks.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-03-23

Hon. William Jennings Bryan aims
70 onlciate as national adviser to the
Democratic party. This will assure
tour years more of Republican admin,
istration.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-03-23

ately to Mrs. Robinson's. She is dye
ing" In jiffy the ambitious Galen
was speeding in his buggy to the sup
posedly desperate case. AS he drew
rein at the house, Mrs. Robinson was
espied round the corner, 1. her arms
crimsoned to above the elbows. She
was dyeing hanks of wooden yarn in a
pot.
It was in one OF New Yorks big
shipbuilding yards, in the days of the
wooden walls" for craft OF peace and
war. An inquisitive visitor from in
land asked the foreman why that hole,
pointing to an open port, was left in
the ship. oh" was the reply I'VE
hoisted that hole up and built the ship
around it." This reminds one of the
old story about Secretary OF the
Navy before the war, who had never
seen salt water before his appointment.
With the President he inspected
man-of-war just before her launching.
On coming to companionway he look
ed down into the opening and ex-
claimed, why, the darn thing is hol-
low"
It's a wonder Gamewell didn't think
of putting an alarm clock attachment
on his boxes to awaken the patrolmen
at proper intervals.
How quickly Honolulu's fully devek
oped burglar and highwayman scare
disappeared when few skinny Porto
Rican sneak thieves had been caught.
All booms have a short life in tho,
tropics.
When Santos Dumont introduces his
, style OF rapid transit to Honolulu, in
functions OF courts nor the neigh OF
horses can impede the enterprise.
An lrishman in far city who lost
hens by a food applied to the proper
Official for redress. All he had in re-
turn was advice to keep chickens. This
Is about the size OF satisfaction poor
residents OF the lower levels of Homo
lulu get for heavy losses incurred at
, every freshet from the crude engineer
ing wherewith city grades were estab-
lished.
Plain Citizen-Are you going to
Government official - Washington?
Nc
p. CT didn't mean that. Are you
going to have shave?
G. Ono. The barber won't take
any more treasury warrants. Have to
let my whiskers grow until next
Legislature passes loan bill
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-03-23

Prince Henry fears that his visit to
the United States will be regarded by
the Emperor as a failure. Before leav.
ing home he was directed to speak
as little as he could.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-03-23

And the warlike Senator from New
Hampshire, Hon. William h. Chandler,
was not present at the engagement be.
sween his South Carolina colleagues,
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-03-23

work on the China end of the Brit.
ish trans-Pacifc cable is well under
way. Here's an object lesson for I'm.
Gle Sam
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-03-23

1t is thought that ex-Czar. Reed
should have been sent to King Ed
wards coronation to give His Males
ty pointers on the exercise of power
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-03-23

Thirsty residents of New York still
connect with drinks on Sunday by the
side.door route. This is the reform"
idea of Mayor Low, and hang the
law
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-03-23

The Steel Trust has sS,OOO,OOO to
spend in improving its plants. Unfor.
tunately none of them is located in
Honolulu.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-03-23

The schooner Free Trade arrived at
San Francisco leaking. Free Trade al.
ways was a leaky vessel.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-03-23

In 1880 there were 1885 different
railroads in the United States. In 1899
here were 1882 roads and the mileage
had been doubled.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-03-23

Should Judge Gear come out on top,
after this exodus to Washington. what
will be left of those beneath?
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-03-23

Should John Doe be w. o., and Lor.
rim A. also go away. what on earth
will Hawaii do without these precious,
matchless two?
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-03-23

George r. Carter has, so far, kept
his head level by refusing to sleep
with Judge Hartwell.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-03-23

King Edward will hardly be able to
announce the pacification of South
Africa before his coronation.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-03-23

To most men the idea of unlimited
wealth seems like the thought of un,
limited jam to the small boy.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-03-23

Louisiana and Texas are expecting
the largest rice crops on record.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-03-23

Senator Depew has been heard from
He favors the shipping subsidy bill.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-03-23

This Lenten season has been of the
estive character, with but little dis.
play of sackcloth and ashes.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-03-23

Lucky baldwin is again reported to
be dying.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-03-23

There was live financier in Coun.
ell Bluffs recently. There are many
who would like to know where he is
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-03-23

Those Boer trekers have given II to
the British in the mex.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-03-23

Cancer is on the increase and re,
search work is being conducted by the
University OF Buffalo.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-03-23

The figures for Russia are unfortu.
nately not given, but that country
would rank either fourth or fifth as
an exporting nation.
Shipments from America, last year,
to the worlds marts exceeded those
from the United Kingdom by nearly
$75,O0I,0OO. This, however, does not
include exports to Hawaii or Porto
Rico, amounting to at least an add.
tional $l5,OOO,OOO, whereas the British
figures include the exports to all of
the British colonies.
The little AFFAIR of 9S has not dulled
Uncle Sans keen trading intellect nor
checked the advance of the United
States to the worlds commercial lead.
ership.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-03-23

How quickly Honolulus fully deveA
oped burglar and highwayman scare
disappeared when few skinny Porto
Rican sneak thieves had been caught.
All booms have a short life in tho
tropics.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-03-23

When Santos Dumont introduces his
style OF rapid transit to Honolulu, in
functions OF courts nor the neigh OF
horses can impede the enterprise.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-03-23

The foregoing incident was related
in the hearing OF bronzed sea cap
tain. who forthwith told the following
story In the town Of p, down
east, young doctor came home with
his fresh, diploma. He asked an old
nrnnIiilnnnr. IL, Ihrr,..r nn,.n IL ..--.-.--
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-03-23

It's wonder Gamewell didn't think
of putting an alarm clock attachment
on his boxes to awaken the patrolmen
at proper intervals.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1902-06-26
PROGRAM OF SPORTS.
Council Proceedings.

The city council at the last regu-
lar meeting, June TO-, after consid-
Grafton of the bills for current ex-
penses took up the following order
of business:
Petition of F. j Christensen and
others for water main referred to
committee on streets.
Committee on matter Of adopting
part of the general charter law re-
lating to sidewalks reported a reso-
luton for making such amendment
and on motion action on such issue
was deferred until the next regular
meeting.
On motion voted that the Mayor
and City Clerk issue city order
for Mr.. and Mrs Chas. Burnett for
$4,000 for full settlement and com
promise of the claim for damages
heretofore filed. All voting aye.
Voted TO issue an order on E1ec-
trio Light Bond Fund for $4,000, to
pay interest falling due July l, 1902.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1902-06-26
THE 4TH AT RIVER
FALLS.
An Old-time Celebra-
ton, with Added
Attractions and
LOTS, OF THEM!
Amusements Till You
Can't Rest.

River Falls is preparing to cele-
brate the 4th with enthusiasm, fun
and noise. The committees have
arrangements far advanced, and
the program as elaborated gives as
surance that we shall have a salts
factory celebration. Two brass
bands and an orchestra will make
the air resonant with melody with a
frequent punctuation made by the
defamation of fireworks. Races
and games will be in evidence to
please ali who delight in sports
races and ball games with prizes
that will make it an inducement
for a large number to enter the con-
test. Dancing day and night: A
patriotic address by Ex-Mayor Gray
of Minneapolis: and other attrac-
tions too numerous to mention will
bring everybody to River Falls on
the 4th of July.