New-York tribune., 1902-05-05
TIE TALK or THE DAY.

when Tom was shot during one of our hikes
writes sergeant in the Is Infantry from the
Philippines. I'VE buried him best could. We
had preacher or anything Of that sort, so re-
cited the Lords Prayer over his grave. and [
guess it didn't hurt poor Toms chances any if
didn't get it right"
The trouble was all over when the crowd got
what's the rnatter?1 some one asked as they
3Nothn'," answered the man with the bleedins
nose, who was sitting on the high seat of the heaVy
What's this excitement about?'
What have you been hghtin about?"
Then how did you get that bloody nose?' per
sisted the questioner.
II didn't know it bleeiin'."
Well. il is SLOW How about it," ,.,,.- .-., ,,.,,t,
plenty, That's all and if You durn fools have got
he Srasked % his whip over the -. horses s
sleeve.-(Chicago Tribune
The Salt Lake Telegram says that in that city
there some expert electrical workers who earn
$500 month. Two expert decorative painters are
credited with receiving $50 day and finding en-
ployment whenever they desire to work. A few
plaster cast men command wages equally high
Bricklayers get s. day, while plumbers timers
carpenters and stone cutters all get 81 80 day Ma
chnists earn from 50 to 81 5O painters, 50 and s. 90
Restaurant cooks get from $25 to $40 week
Miss Noozey.Yes,. visited her house last night
but will again. She's too insulting.
Miss Ascum-You don't say?
Miss NoozeyLIndeed; do say Right before before all all
whist" Then she asked me TO play.-(Philadelphia
Press.
Long and careful inquiries by German doctors in
dicate that is not probably hereditary, but
that it is perniciously contagious In certain dis
tricts the number of sufferers in proportion to
population is much larger every year than in other
areas. Dogs and in many instances become
cancerous, but few horses and cattle are attacked
Men and stricken on the average ear
lier in life in this generation than in those which
preceded it. II hoped that these German investi-
cations of this frightful curse. which are to he
kept up persistently and upon scale both liberal
and extensive, may result in the discovery of some
remedy for cancer. But. of course, that can be
only matter Of conjecture.
Bertha-I can't say that We positively en-
Charles asked me if l was going to make him the
MarcyIRut how do YOU know. dear he didn't
mean he wanted YOU 10 release him altogether
Boston Transcript.
The London Chronicle says: Sir Joteendro Ia
gore is unfortunately not able to come to London
for the coronation after all. but he will be repre-
seut"d by Of his nephews. Calcutta will not
sorry for it would sadly miss Tagore' IL he were
only out of the city for few months. Sir Joteen-
dro is probably the wealthiest zemndar in Eastern
India and he has always made most excellent use
Of his riches Apart from his regular heavy out
put in the way of charity and general philanthropy,
ne is liberal patron Of the arts. and no one of
note who has visited the Indian capital has
missed passing through the hospttabie Tagore
Castle in Tagore-st which is only OF the great
mans many mansions. 'Tagore has on two occa-
siors-n 1871 Is9l-been president Of the British
India Association. and he created maharajah
in heredity about ten years ago"
7 just seen paw going down the road"
Did he have on his SUNDAY clothes -
Yes: he had on the old suit ne goes fishing in ~
philadelphia Record.