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The Jennings daily record., 1902-12-02
WiGWAM WISDOM.

Easy got has slippery hands.
Fast-Tongue swallows his feet.
All seasons are as one to old age.
Day dreams build wigwams Of wind.
wise warrior always has an arrow
left.
The fool tries to follow the snipe's
trail.
The rattlesnakes tail means what it
says.
Most sorrows are as short as dogs
track
Slow to censure may be swift to
strike.
The greener the wood the greater
the smoke.
One moon forgets the teachings Of
many suns.
You can't grow two good faces un-
der one scalp.
pretending to be deaf.
One fool may start a fire that his
whole tribe cannot put out.
Kill-the-Bear Is the only one that
has right to wear its claws.
What the Indian hates he kills.
What the paleface loves he spoils.
The paleface taught the Indian to
swear and gave him plenty of cause
to do SO.
The bad paleface makes the bad
whisky and the bad whisky makes the
bad Indian.
No matter how often the snake
changes his skin. he is all snake just
the same.-Charles Stow in New York
Press.
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4 is up 70 the bpolkssper % keep
sisssed.
What the fisherman gets out Of his.
seine is net profit.
Il Is easier to apologize to = big
man than to lit lie one.
It's easier to make tool of dull
man than OF q sharp one.
II you can't marry dollars the next
hest thing is to marry sense.
II a@man carries . mortgage 1t II
usually because he can't lift it.
A woman's portrait isn't natural
unless It IL q speaking likeness.
There is little warmth in the NIT,
ten handed to Z rejected lover.
Many m artist thinks he's in hard
luck II he isn't able to draw . cork.
Many mans downfall can be trac.
eel to the loss of his balance In q
bank.
Cars are often loaded, but the en-.
gine sticks to water and does all the
work.
Any man who has q poor memory
ftr debts has q good memory for
faces
The sword swallower should tackle
q saw occasionally: 1t would be more
!oothsome.
The ideal wife and the ideal hus-
band are two OF kind that never
make pair.
True happiness consists in the pur-
suit of thing rather than in the
catching thereof
Success never comes to the man
who sits on an empty dry goods box
and whistles for it. Z
Some men know SO much that their
knowledge gets in their way when
they attempt to talk.
Boneless Goldfish are common
enough, but what long-suffering pub
lie wants is boneless shad
Now the season rapidly approaches
when the festive small boy will learn
to swim by going skating.
A street car runs twice as fast
when man is trying to catch it as
1t does when he is riding in it.
An lrishman says it is folly to fight
with colored man, because if the lat,
ter gets a black eye it doesn't show
mans wife may lay down the law
to her husband. but she is always
willing to let him lay down the car
lets.
Consistency is 'said to be a jewel; !;
Yet paste diamonds are not Jewels,
although paste is noted for its con-
sistency.
1t is all right for a fast horse to
attempt to lower his record, but
when man attempts q similar feat
II is all wrong
Amateur musicians are probably all
right. but the trouble is with the peo-
pie who don't like that kind of music.
Chicago News.
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ALL SORTS.

Early frost catches the budding
genius.
Dress does not make the woman,
but it often breaks the husband.
Our most exclusive circles are sill.
yer dollars" wrote the rural editor.
The world doesn't pause to exam
inc a mans tracks after he gets there.
Some men never head procession
until they enact the star role of q
funeral.
Some people have q mania for say.
ing smart things that make other peo'
pie smart.
Lawyers are men who work with
a will, and doctors often go ahead
and prepare the way.
Marriage is a lottery in which the
blanks are husbands-so says wife
who takes in washing.
When young man asks the timid
maid if she will marry him it is UP
TO her to declare that she will knot.
Some men would go barefooted
while waiting for dead mans shoes
rather than earn sufficient money to
buy new pair.
It may take three generations to
make q gentleman. but the dream
fails to come out when the third
generation II girl.
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WHAT ONE WOMAN OBSERVES.

To the world we may appear insig-
nificant but to ourselves we are all
powerful.
Worrying is mostly habit annoy
ances, largely the product of an excit.
ed imagination.
There is nothing that women and
men like so much in each other as
sympathy and appreciation.
There is only one thing meaner than
a person who never Apologies, and
that is a person who will not accept
one.
Whether it be for good or evil we
all cling to life. reluctantly letting go
the tendrils belonging to pulsing
youth. =.
A woman with musical voice can
habble OF coal dust and make you
.hink of lutte strings, says the Phila-
delphia Inquirer.
The heart may be kept light if re.
sponsibility is left to others, but to
a high-minded person this savors too
much of Sinking a duty.
Friends easily made are easily lost,
hut those who patiently wait outside
the gates of friendship on probation
ere the ones to whom you should tie.
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GRAPES FROM CANAAN.

Where no love is lost none will be
found.
A great work will lift you above lit
tie worries.
God always fills the heart that will
empty itself
The true life will be passion rather
than pastime.
You cannot escape the cross if you
serve the Christ
When our faith crowns Christ He
will crown our faith.
There is a long step from MY Faith
er" to "Our Father"
1t is easy to leave our sins when we
learn to loathe them.
He who no longer knows sin no
longer needs the Savior.
When one tries to polish Gods per-
feet work he but pollutes it,
The aroma of flower does not de.
pend on it's size.-Henry f. Cope in
Rams Horn.
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PENCIL POINTS.

Silence is golden only when applied
to the other fellow.
1t often takes good round sum to
square crooked transaction.
Platonic friendship Is better than
love without honorable mention.
But few men are able to see a sea
serpent unless they are half-seas over.
1t is wise policeman who can
point out the next corner on change.
Conversation is dead art" says
philosopher. Talked to death. per
haps.
Some men never realize the true
value of money until they try to make
a touch.
Men set themselves up as big
suns-and the smaller the caIiber the
bigger the bore.
From the fruit preserver we get
our jams and from the wet-goods
dealer our jim-jams.
Any man who depends on wages
viii acquire lot more money than
the man who depends on wagers
Ii is easier to know where to spend
shii 'lldu IL i5 lC kEOW
-vlere 10 get the money to spend Il
?ith.
II YOU compliment some men they
VIII never forget you-nnless you
oYerdo the thing by lending them
EjOney.
After sowing a choice lot of wild
oats The yours man IN i,,c case hopes
il- him will oil
destroy the crop.
Some men will get out of bed at !
clock in the morning and run to a
fire who can't be induced to get up al
o'clock to start one in the furnace.
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PHiLosoPHic MAUNDERlNGs.

When the clock strikes IL and the
hands point to 10, it's lie on the face
of it.
If train could travel as fast as a
lie New York might lunch at San Fran
cisco.
1t requires no more energy and hus-
tie to do a great thing than to do a
small one.
To lose your temper is sign OF a
weak mind; to keep it is a sign OF a
weak back.
You catch the Dragging hunter just
as you catch the little bird--by put
ting salt on his tale.
We know OF a man who says he
knows a man who is so lazy that
he won't have anything but loaf sugar
in his coffee.
paragraphist suggests that If the
man to whom you apply for work hap
pens to be full just now," you might
call when he's sober.
When man succeeds it's no trouble
to find all the people that gave him his
first start-Baltimore News.
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CAREFULLY THOUGHT OUT.

Anyway, the man who loses is not
accused Of playing unfairly.
When a man tells you all his trou.
bles he becomes one of yours.
One half the world doesn't let his
better half know how he lives.
A few reverses do not discourage
tie girl who is learning to waltz.
Some ofIiceholders seem to forget
the time when they were ofticeseek-
ers.
No disappointment can be quite so
intolerable as disappointment in ones
self.
If a man never changes his mind
he is either very right or very stub.
born.
Nothing jolts the harmony out of
an orchestra like the trombone player
who gets off his bass.
The man who saves up something
Tor rainy day is the one who knows
enough to go in when it rains.
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PASSING GLIMPSES.

Spain has 100000 miles of cork for
GUS.
ExComptroller of the Treasury
Dawes wants more elastic currency.
Is it possible that he represents the
rubber trust?
A contemporary prints an article
headed, will Stop Chinks in the Ex-
clusion Wall" That will never do.
before they reach the exclusion wall.
Young Daudet, son of the noted
French writer, insists that novelread-
ing is a low form of intoxication. How
unkind of him to say it! He has been
reading some of his fathers novels.
Suits filed to wind up the affairs OF
the bicycle trust accuse the directors
Presumably their defense will be that
they were merely doing little
"scorching."
Explorer Peary declares that the
Arctic country is good health resort.
When patient becomes convalescent
there are no landlords to present the
kind of bills that cause sudden death
from shock.
Perhaps the recent mimic wars in
the United States and Germany are
the cause of the shelling of an Alba.
nian village by the soldiers of the Sui
tan. The Turks must have practice,
and they are never satisfied with less
than the real thing.
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GIRLS, PLEASE DON'T

Wear multiplicity of cheap rings
on your fingers.
fIang on to an idea until you have
worn it threadbare.
Imagine that men are governed en-
tirely by the attire.
Indulge too much in baby talk when
in the com Dany of men.
Draw attention to shapely foot by
a too frequent display thereof
Affect the conversational drawl of
the fresh young college chap.
Make yourselves conspicuous when
attending football game.
Do the simpering act with the idea
that it makes you appear youthful
Imagine men like to hear you talk
about the possession of expensive
finery.
Assume the stride of professional
pedestrian when walking.-Philade
phia Bulletin.
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QUiPs.

Never trust any one who cannot
vim q childs love.
Eccentricity is the badge of vanity
more often than of genius.
People who never really say any.
thing always have the most to say.
People who criticise the leisure
class are often moro envious than viz.
tuous.
When an old man tackles religion
it raises q doubt as to his staying
qualities.
1t takes pretty clever woman to
WOO two men at once, and you may
rot fill the bill.
1t is pretty hard work FOR people
who are honest to fiatter ono whom
they do not respect.
Never trust the man or woman who
cannot laugh heartily. Laughter 10
the language OF the gods.
People who make a business of try
ing to be happy are tho most dis
appointed creatures "A the world.
There is always more romance
about the fellow we diir't marry than
about the fellow who happened to get
us.
When q man becomes SO salf-satis'
fed that life has nothing more for
him he is like cobra taking his
hibernating sleep.
When a man tackles his first walk
ing match with strenuous case OF
collie he does not need college coach
to teach him language not found In
the curriculum.
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THOUGHTS.

The contented man is generally the
Industrious man.
No one can live without being a
debtor. No one should live without
being a creditor. ~
Those whom enjoyment unites are
easily separated; not so easily those
whom sorrow unites.
The wise man makes men first weep
and then laugh. The fool makes men
first laugh and then weep.
God knows what we do not know;
this is our consolation. We know not
what God knows; this is our hope.
Want of faith springs from too
much knowledge; want of love. from
too little; want of hope, from both.
mans integrity may stand in the
way of his success in small matters;
his lack of integrity will stand in his
way for success in great matters
Ivan Panin in Christian Endeavor
World
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THE BACHELORS CREED.

Article l. beiive that liberty and
the unquestiored privilege of the
latchkey constitute the only true hap
p;ness.
Article 2. believe that marriage
is often a failure because most men
don't understand women.
Article 3. l believe that l am the
only man who does thoroughly under
stand women.
Article 4. believe that hatpins
and wells are an aggravation to man
and should, therefore, be suppressed.
Article S. believe that all mothers
With grownup daughters are highly
dangerous to the youthful bachelor,
but the daughters themselves are
pretty. innocent little darlings.
Article g. | believe that all women
are jealous OF one another, and that,
therefore, one must not praise girl
even to her sister.
Article T. believe that landladies
are much maligned race, but land
ladies' cats are the very mischief
Article s. believe that babies are
the most terrifying Of created things
and so much alike that their own
mothers wouldn't know them with
their clothes Off
Article g. l believe that stolen
kisses are the sweetest-yet another
,nducement to remain bachelor
Council Bluffs NOnpareil.
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MERE OPINION.

Man born Of woman is of few DAYS
and filed with the desire to ioin
Gibbs.
Happy is the man who finds salts
faction in doing good things that no.
body notices
1t is hard fer the drunkard to under.
stand why i, Pierpont Morgan doesn t
own a saloon.
The world is full Of people who woul.l
be good Slmaritans if they thought
there would be dividends.
One OF the hardest things in the
world is to acknowledge blunder
which turned out &c he profitable.
The woman WHO has company man.
lers would be S2rprised to find ont
ow MANY pcop.e besides her husband
lUE 1t.
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LITTLE JoTTlNGS.

Natives of Greenland are cold and
distant people.
Things that make a woman cry
make man swear.
Beware of the man who owns a
soft, persuasive voice.
A spoiled chila is to be pitied be-
cause of its fooi .,4rents.
All the worlds stage and all the
women thereon want speaking parts.
He is a wise son who knoweth
when his own father will stand for a
touch.
That woman doesn't live who can
lose at a social card game without
getting mad.
An evening call is productive OF
when you go.
When short young man gets
sweet on tall girl he Immediately
buys high silk hat
Paint looks all right on an old
house, but on an old woman-well.
that's quite another story.
1t makes a spinster grit her teeth
every time she encounters widow
who has planted three husbands.
If q man knew what his acQuaint-
ances really thought OF him he would
go away somewhere and do the her
nit act.
A woman's idea of a dutiful hus.
band is one who will stay at home
and look after the baby while she
spends the afternoon shopping.
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WITH THE SAGES.

The most amiable people are those
erS.--Bruyere.
Few delights can equal the mere
presence of one whom we trust utter
iy.-George Macdonald.
Don't ilatter yourself that friend
ship authorizes you to say disagree
able things to your intimates.-O. w.
Holmes.
tanion, avoid unnecessary criticism
upon those with whom you live
Arthur Helps.
How truly is a kind heart fountain
OF gladness, making everything in it's
vicinity to freshen into smiles.-
Washington Irving.
Our anger and impatience often
prove much more mischievous than
the things about which we are angry
or inpatient Marcus Aurelius.
To be bold against the enemy is
common to the brutes; but the pre-
rogative of man is to be bold
against himself.-Charles Kingsley.
We live through our days OF happi-
ness without noticing them; it is only
when evil comes upon us that we
wish them back.-Schopenha
There never existed, and never
will exist, anything permanently
noble and excellent in character
which is a stranger to the exercise OF
resolute self-denial.-Sir Walter
Scott
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SMExr MORNING PHILOSOPHER.

He who deals in small things may
expect small dividends.
The Dairy Trust does not handle the
milk of human kindness.
Many man coul1 cut out half his
lines and improve his part Of the
play.
Failure daunts some men and ir
spires others to better directed .ef
forts.
The ever-restless ghost of Banquo is
constantly appearing in all manner Of
shapes.
Some authors write so-called history
for the sole purpose of covering up un.
pleasant facts.
Often when a man thinks he dis
plays his abilities he loses his reputa'
ton as smart man.
THE wicked fee when no man pur-
sueth," and often the wicked pursue
when the good man fees.
Some men never get rich until they
pass through bankruptcy. This Is one
of the cases of the success Of failure.
A mummy of the age of Cheops ex-
cites more interest than nine-tenths of
the people one meets in the streets OF
Cairo.
The demand for first-class men is
always greater than the supply, es-
pecially in the management OF public
affairs.
Samson slew the Philistine huck-
sters with the jawbone of an ass, but
nothing short of the jawbone of mas
todon would enable him to get away
with the modern trusts.
After thing happens, no matter
how unexpectedly, about half the
community knew all, or at least some
thing, about it in advance.-Cincin'
natl Enquirer.
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TRUISMS.

One stocking doesn't make a set Of
tights.
A man can steal and reform, but
politician is incurable.
Plenty of noise makes good enough
argument for most people.
When woman shows her husband
that she is saving money for him 1t
is a sign that she wants some more.
A woman has such an easy way of
doing hard things that she can wink
at man, and if hundred other peo-
pie are looking at her none Of them
will know it.-New York Press.
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,y,r AND wispoM.

Jealousy is always hunting for trou-
Bile.
Hope is the promissory note OF the
future.
Love makes the. bravest an abject
coward.
Some people are walking distress
signals.
Imagination is often more stubborn
than facts.
Those who do the least work are al
ways tired"
Some people always appear to be
hopelessly mildewed.
Some people go through life with
loud-pedal attachment.
What constitutes one mans happi'
ness may be another's misery.
The humbugs of life constitute Its
pleasures. The realities it's pains.
Sycophants generally kill themselves
with an overdose of their own medi-
cine.
Success makes some people forget
how they wrestled with. their nrst
baby.
The orly advice that we willingly
accept is that which fits into our own
desires.
Many homes are about as cheerful
as an undertaker's establishment on
rainy day.
A girl scorns money before matri
mony, afterward she wishes she had
even the cents she scOrned.
The men or women who can stand
adversely are apt to be level-headed
when prosperity overtakes them.
A real bad man is preferable to
fool. We avoid the former but our
sympathy for the latter plays us sorry
tricks.
While New York bishop was pray
ing thieves entered his home and stole
his new fall outfit of both clothes and
vestments Does it point the moral
never pray?
The chances of life give it it's flavor,
kate ThysOn Mari.
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BITS OF PHILOSOPHY,

The man who merely drifts must
necessarily reach an accidental des-
tination.
1t is easy to say that wealth is a
curse, but the most Of us are willing
20 take the risk
The man who is most anxious for
public Office is the best man to keep
in the private station.
A man is under no compulsion to
reveal his business methods, but he
should never be ashamed to do so.
1t does not do much good to push
a man along who is not disposed to
go ahead himself without heinz
rushed.
Public virtue never survives the
demise of private rectitude.
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sR,EF pispATcHgs.
} spoon knows Jam.

The spoon knows Jam.
Too many plans queer the Job.
Every woman likes tobacco smoke
until she Is married.
It is q wise man that knows when
he Is playing the fool.
Henpeck says that absence makes
the heart grow fonder of liberty.
It takes a woman to make q man
sit up-and baby to make him walk.
What the lover lacks in common
sense he more than makes up IN hap
piness.
Where the fat woman is on -exhibi.
ton there may truly be said to be
big fair.
Many q youth neglects to go home
to roost just to prove that he 10 no
chicken.
All the world loves q lover on the
principle that fools like misery. love
company.
Many a good-looking shoe re-
sembles the land of Egypt in the mat.
ter of c0rns.
When eyes are twin stars It is not
hard for q man to become enamored
of astronomy.
Reading maketh q full man, but 1t
isn't to be compared with the man
with the apron.
1t is the province of the strenuous
10 prevail on the man on the fence
TO get gait on
Things are becoming serious on the
tight little island when the American
invaders capture the British war of.
flee.
Striking miners may console them
selves that at least they were not
risking their lives daily when they
read of mine explosions elsewhere.
All the wisdom of the world fades
to nothingness when compared to a
pair of bright eyes.-Pittsburg Dis
patch.
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rios AND rH,srLga.

Pride spells peril.
Love lives on love.
Tears cool the soul.
Deeds are indelible.
Every effort educates.
The call of duty never contradicts
itself.
Reverent sons will become revered
fathers.
Paint cannot make q picture by its
own power.
Charity seldom crawls out Of q
crowded purse.
Obscurity furnishes good pedestal
for lasting fame.
1t takes much misery to make some
men seek mercy.
Poverty makes goodly frame for
the picture Of purity.
1t is no use praying for bread while
we are stealing butter.
The waiting work furnishes US sum.
cient warrant to do it.
He cannot consecrate his gift who
fears to have 1t consumed.
No amount Of culture could make .
cabbage grow into an oak.
It doesn't take much gold-leaf to
cover the pupil of the eye.
Efforts do not always produce the
best effects in spiritual things.
It is possible to smother the fire of
zeal by too much fuel of effort.
The only fruit that will keep in the
Kingdom Is hand-picked and heart
packed.
Too many church-rolls are only era
dl0rolls and the preachers expert
rockers.
If you use mirror to find your own
faults you will forget to use micro
scope for those of others.
To make the church fashion par
ade is to turn the Cross into clothes
hook-Ram' horn.
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Susan u Hebrew, . Lily.
Alma IL Latin, the kindly.
Guy IL French, the Leader.
Margaret is Greek, Z Pearl.
Job is Hebrew the Mourner.
Rachel is Hebrew. the Lamb.
Paul is Latin. the Small One.
Edwin is Saxon, Ccrqusro1.
Hugh is Dutch, the Lofty Man.
Clara Is Latin, the Bright One.
Ernest is Greek. the Serious One.
Adeline is German, the Princess.
Martin is Latin, the Martial One.
Gilbert is Saxon. Bright - Gold.
Lucius il Latin, the Shining OnA
Eunice Is Greek. the Fair Victory.
Jacob is Hebrew. the supplanter.
Peter is of Latin Origin, the Roc<
Minnie is q diminutive Of Margsrs
Ruth Is Hebrew, and means Beauty
Florence is Latin, the Blooming One
Arabella is Latin, the Beautiful Al
tar.
Isaac, a Hebrew name, means Laugh.
ter.
Matthew. Jewish name. signiies .
Gift.
Leonard, the German name, Is Lion
like.
Agatha is Greek name. the Good
One.
Sophia is Greek, and means Wis
dom.
Edith and Editha are Saxon. Happi.
ness.
Lionel, the Latin name. is q Little
Lion.
Douglas is Gaelic. signifying Dark
Gray.
Oliver is of Roman origin. an Olive
Tree.
Louisa is German, the feminine of
Louis.
Rosamond is Saxon, the Rose Of
Peace.
James is of Hebrew origin. the Be-
guiler.
Esther is a Hebrew word, meaning
Secret.
Dagmar Is German, the Joy Of tbs
Danes.
Daniel is Hebrew, meaning God ie
Judge.
Lucy is the feminine of the Latin
Lucius.
Sarah, the Hebrew name. means
Princess.