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Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1902-04-24
BEFORE HE TOOK vOGELER,s
He Could Not Touch Ills Wife'a Dinner
and rhey We're "Fit for N King"

He Gould Not Touch Ills wife's Dinners
and rhey We're "Fit for King"
So writes our esteemed friend, Mr..
Frank Chambers, of 8 Bennett St.,
Chiswick: "For over two years l suf-
fered agonies from Indigestion, and be-
came reduced to a mere shadow of my
stalwart self. | would return home
from my business feeling SO faint that
| could hardly drag one leg after the
other my dear wife did all she posi-
bly, could to tempt me with dainty
dishes, and as l entered the house
shifted and thought: ooh, how good; I
know l can eat that But alas! no
sooner had | eaten few mouthfuls
when | felt sick; severe pains shot
through my chest and shoulder blades
my eyes swan and everything seemed
black. | became alternately hot and
cold, and got up from such a dainty
dinner heartily sick of living, and feel
ing | was a sore trial to everybody.
may mention that was also very much
troubled with scaly skin, and often
boils. But one evening ! noticed my
wife seemed more cheerful than usual
questioned her and found she had
been reading a pamphlet she had re-
ceived, of men afflicted just as l was,
and who had been cured by Nogeler's
Compound. Said she, what gives me
more faith in it is that it is made from
the formula of an eminent physician
now in active practice in the West End
of London, so | am sure it is no quack
thing All right, dear, let's have a
bottle, said |. After taking the con-
tents of the first bottle felt very much
better, and determined to give this
remedy fair trial, and l can positive
ly assure you that few bottles have
made new man of me. | can sleep
we'll, eat anything and thoroughly en-
JOY life. | have told several of my
friends, whom | knew were suffering
the same as myself, and they all wish
me to say that they are like new men.
l sincerely bless the great physician
who gave yon the formula of Vogeler's
Curative Compound, and also your
selves for making its virtues known to
suffering public" The proprierors
(the st. Jacobs Oil, Ltd, Baltimore
will send sample free to any one
writing to then.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1902-04-24
MRS. JOHN WILLIAMS.

liberated condition of the neck of the
womb can produce all of these symp-
toms, and no woman should allow
herself to reach such perfection OF
misery when there is absolutely no
need of it. The subject OF our por-
trait in this sketch, Mrs. Williams of
Englishtown, Nj, has been entirely
cured of such illness and misery by
Lydia e. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound.
No other medicine has such record
for absolute cures, and no other medi-
cine is "just as good" Women who
want cure should insist upon getting
Lydia f. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound when they ask for it at store.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1902-04-24
The Price OF Admission,

The only son had reached the histri-
onic period in his career, and was in.
dulging in juvenile edition of "Uncle
Toms Cabin" His mothers drawing
room was converted into temporary
theater, and with view, perhaps, OF
playing only to exclusive audiences,
this notice was posted over the door:
Ladies and gentlemen under 13
years may come in; those that are not
cannot. New York Evening Post.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1902-04-24
Used to Carrying a Load

Papa Are you sure yon can support
my daughter in the style to which she
is accustomed?
The Suitor-Well, will only say
that yesterday l dipsosed of my auto
mobile, which kept in good repair for
over two years.
Papa (brokenly)-She is yours, my
boy. l, too, once owned an auto
Brooklyn Life.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1902-04-24
Hoods J1rsdp0riul,

No other medicine acts like it,
no other medicine has done so
much real, substantial good, no
other medicine has restored health
and strength at S, little cost.
II was troubled with scroiula and came nent
losing my cyesight For four months | could
not see to do anything. After taking two bot
ties OF Hoods Sarsaparilla could see to wall;
and when mad taken eight bottles could see
as well as ever" SUSIE A. HAIRsToN, Withers
NC.
Hoods SarsapnrNIa promises fc
sure and Keeps the pronsIso,
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1902-04-24
Masquerade as 1.-THE Crisis. I"

"What title shall take" asked a
young woman about to attend "book
party" where each one present is
made mp to rep esent some particular
literary creation. Her friend, having
just finished listening to the tale of her
vaccination experie1 ce, suggested:
"Why don't you go as THE Crisis?' I"
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1902-04-24

81 am so nervous, there is not q we'll
inch in my whole body. l am so veal:
at my stomach, and have indigestion
horribly, and palpitation of the heart,
and am losing flesh. This headache
and backache nearly kills me, and yes
terday nearly had Mysteries; there
is a weight in the lower part of my
bowels bearing down all the time, and
pains in my groins and thighs 1 cam
not sleep, walk or sit, and l believe
am diseased all over; no one ever
suffered as l do"
This is description of thousands ct
cases which come to Mrs. Pinl1ham's
laboratory for advice An infamed and
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1902-04-24
Few Things in Stripes.

"Will you kindly show me what you
have here?" asked the visitor to the
pen.
"With pleasure" replied the
warden, who had once worked in dry
goods store; eve have few things in
stripes that think will interest you"
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1902-04-24
OnlV Waiting.

doesn't it make you the least Bit
envious to see what elegant furniture
Mrs. Eyef1v is putting into her house
next door?'
"Not bit. My husband says it
will be sold by the sheriff within six
months and III be there to buy
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1902-04-24
Automobile Of Benefit.

King Edward VII is said to have
been cured of an obstinate and long
standing case of insomnia by the simple
expedient of taking an after dinner spin
in his automobile. He is having a
third machine built for his use, having
had two built last year.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1902-04-24
Miss OF MIS-.

She-I want to get a necktie for a
gentleman.
Clerk-Yes, miss; here are some
very pretty ones for 81.
She-O, don't want to pay more
than quarter.
Clerk-Yes, madam; does your hus-
band like dark or light colors?-Phila-
delphia Press.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1902-04-24
A Domestic Mystery.

Mr.. Understanding queer about
Biffkins. He has never once mentioned
bis wife.
Mrs. Binks-Perhaps he isn't mar.
ried.
Mr.. Binks-Oh, yes, he is. He
wears out three pairs of shoes a month.
trying to save car fare.-New York
Weekly.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1902-04-24
Presidents Estimate of Daughter.

In speaking of his daughter Alice to
a friend President Roosevelt once said:
"She does not stay in the house and
fold her hands and do nothing. She
takes tramp Of several miles at the
pace set for her. She can ride. drive.
skee, shoot-thOugh she doesn't care
much for the shooting. | don't mind
that. 1t isn't necessary for her health.
but the outdoor exercise is. and she
has plenty of it."-Iadies' Home Joui.
nal
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1902-04-24
A Rare Brand.

"This," said the salesman, handing
out another package, "is also an excell-
ent substitute for coffee. 1t is very
wholesome. 1t makes red blood"
"Haven't you something" asked the
young woman with the earrings, "that
makes blue blood?"
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1902-04-24
As to Silver.

He-So they were married at home,
eh? What did you think of the SER
vice?
She-Not much. Although looked
very carefully couldn't find the "ster-
ling" mark on it. so it must have been
plated.-Philadelph Press.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1902-04-24
Nice Man.

Cadleigh-Won't you give me another
dance?
Miss ENTHUSIASTICALLY, Mr.. Cad
leigh, you've had nearly all SO far.
and
Cadleigh--Yes, you know, it's just
to spite Miss Pechis. We've had g.
quarrel,
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1902-04-24
Decollette.

Jimson-Did you see the society buds
at the reception last night?
Jester-Yes; one would think they
would be afraid to come out so early
in the spring without wearing more
protection against the frost.-Ohio
State Journal.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1902-04-24
Foolish Man.

$50 Markley is dead"
eyes, it was a complication of
troubles"
"Why, when l saw him week ago
he only seemed to have a slight cold"
"That's all right, but he tried to
take all the remedies his friends sug-
gested. "-Philadelphia Press.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1902-04-24
Already.

"That boy" remarked old Cerberns,
drily. after the youthful hope and pride
had been led off to the spanking de-
partment. "has the bump of litigation
very strongly developed; he is already
vigorously engaged in contesting the
parental will"
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1902-04-24
struck Oil.

Ted-Whats that peculiar odor about
Miss Cobwigger?
Ned-I'm not sure whether she's been
riding in an auto or cleaning her dress
with benzine.-New York Sun.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1902-04-24
Had Earned. Her Retirement.

Miss Susan NJ. Hallowell, professor OF
botany for the past 81 years at Wees-
ley college, has rendered her reSigna-
ton. Her retirement withdraws from
the faculty ranks the last member who
served in the opening year of 1875.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1902-04-24
The GOlfjac,

81 had terrible time last night. A
crank called at my house and had an
aw jul time getting him to 60 away"
Threatening, was he?"
eyes; he threatened to tell me all
about his exploits on the links"
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1902-04-24
In the Land Of Dreams.

Hettv-Oh, Bertha, you must show
me that hat your husband said he was
going to buy for you. The last time |
was here, you know, he said it was a
dream.
Bertha-And it is still dream,
Hetty. Bits.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1902-04-24

Mrs. Jones-What's become of that
silk smoking jacket you gave your
husband Tor his birthday?
Mrs. Smith-Oh, had to make that
over into sofa pillow. He actually
wanted to sit around and smoke in it.
Judge.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1902-04-24
Lauies Can Wear Shoes

One size smaller after using Aliens Foot Ease,
a powder. 1t make tight or new shoes easy
Cures swollen, hot. sweating, aching feet. ILL.,
growing nails, corns and bunions. All drug
gists and Shoe stores. 25c. Trial package FREE
by mall Address Allen s. Olmsted, lie Roy,
New York,
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1902-04-24
Taking the Short Cut.

Mrs. Galley (musingly)-Suppose |
should publish your love letters, dear?
Mr.. Galey-Why not simply make
public acknowledgement that you mar
ried fool?
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1902-04-24
Interesting.

He Do you find it an interesting
story?
She-Oh, very. Pm go anxious to
get to the end that, really, can't help
skipping nearly every other page"
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1902-04-24
TO Mrs. BROOKLYN. from Hubby.

my husband is going to give me
this portrait for a birthday present"
"That's very kind of him."
"Oh, but he doesn't know about it
yet. "-Brooklyn Life.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1902-04-24
Peculiar
To Itself

In what it is snd what it does-con-
tanning the best blood-purifying,
Alternative and tonic substances and
effecting the most radical and per-
manent cures of all humors and al,
eruptions, relieving weak, tired
languid feelings and building W
the whole system-is true only cf
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1902-04-24
A Measure Of Time.

The Pupil-It seemed to me that
must have practiced all of two hours.
The Professor-But I'm sure you
didn't. If you had practiced two hours
1t would have seemed like six.-Fuck.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1902-04-24
An Obstacle.

"There is always room at the top"
said the Good Adviser.
"Indeed, yes" answered the Unfor.
tunate Person. "but the elevator IS not
always running"
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1902-04-24
A Little Shx.

Jones-Miss Myliuns told me there
was bond of sympathy between US.
Smith-That's good.
Jones-No; the bond has no coupons
on it.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1902-04-24
Too Bad.

First Authorization is a case of
where little knowledge is danger
GUS thing.
Second Author-In what way?
"Why, he knows just enough Of his
tory to unfit him for being historical
novelist. "-Brooklyn Life.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1902-04-24

Lame back makes young man feel
old. Hamlin's Wizard Oil makes nj old
man feel young. See your druggist.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1902-04-24

Piso's Cure cannot be too highly spoken
of as a cough cure.-J. w. O'BRIEN. 322
Third Ave-, N, Minneapolis, Mimi, Jan.
G. 1900.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1902-04-24

There's no fool like young fool who
tries to act like an old fool.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1902-04-24

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The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1902-04-23

very INN, prusn nalf of it with the
beaten white of an egg, cover with a
layer of maple sugar which has been
scraped fine or put through the meat
chopper. then put on the other half of
the dough; cut this into tiny cakes with
small round cutter. brush each one
over the top with the egg, and bake in
a moderate oven. Serve them hot
These are not bad with the afternoon
tea. They are delicious for lunch OF
the sweet course at dinner. Served
with ice cream or fresh fruit they are
delightful.
Maple Jumbles.-Cream one scant
cupful of butter with two of maple
sugar, add the beaten yolks of three
eggs and one cupful of -four; add the
whites beaten stiff and enough -four
to roll it thin; cut into circles with q
small open centered cutter, sprinkle
them well with scraped maple sugar
and bake in moderate oven.
Maple Cake.-Spread a plain white
cake with the following: Two ege
whites beaten stiff with grated maple
sugar and at the last moment one tea
spoonful Of melted butter; or cook halt
cupful maple strip or sugar with the
same amount of cream, pour it slowly
into one egg white well beaten.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1902-04-23
clue LINEN SUIT.

material. Braid and cord are also used
to border strappings, and tucks in
groups are highly fashionable
The vests for spring wear are largely
tailor made and consist of variations
of the Newmarket shape There are
double breasted shapes almost high
and fitted with lapels and others cut
i'll quite low V shape with the edges
simply strapped or stitched The sin
gle breasted tailor fashioned vest has
very small neat lapels which leave the
tiniest opening at the neck for the
collar and tie, and the Louis vests for
smart coats are of brocaded or EN-.
broidered satin bordered with ine silk
or rinsel cord
Soft fronts of accordion plated chif.
fon and fine lace are being worn with
the open front silk coats.
Blue linen is the material of the
gown illustrated. The skirt has tooth
ed yoke and toothed f1ounce connect
ed by lines of perpendicular strapping
The waist has deep yoke of ecru
batiste and double collar of the
batiste edged with lace. The under
sleeves are also of the batiste. This
dress is made entirely without lining
and is very cool and comfortable fol
summer wear JUDO CHOLLET.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1902-04-23
FOR A BRIDE.

RIGS and putting as much money as pos
sible into the cut Fashion changes so Of
ten that frocks quickly go out of style
If woman can only afford one good
frock. it is better for her to put the
bulk of her expenditure into cut and
fit rather than into a material which it
is expensive to buy on account of its
long wearing properties.
A dainty brides dress is shown in
the illustration. 1t is made of white
chiffon trimmed with delicate white
lace. The waist has no high collar.
but instead deep sailor effect of lace.
The short elbow sleeves are made en-
tirely of the lace and are finished with
accordion plated ruffles Of the chiffon.
The rest of the waist is accordion
plated. with corselet effect of the
lace extending on the waist and upper
part Of the skirt, thereby giving a prin-
cess effect. The fullness of the skirt
is gathered in pin tucks on the hips.
There Is a graduated tucked flounce
set on invisibly under bands of lace.
The long train which falls from the
shoulders is of lace and the veil of del
icate tulle. JUDO CHOLLET.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1902-04-23
SALE BARGAINS.
Odds and Ends of Lace Which Are
Useful.

Odds and Ends of Lace Which Are
Useful.
At this time of the year one may
pick up very good bargains at the
sales. Good lace is never a bad invest
ment, especially lace and sequined
robes, which may easily be made up
over lining of pale colored chiffon by
the woman with clever fingers.
Lace collars are especially useful.
For the amateur dressmaker lace
collar covers a multitude of sins. The
cut Of waist across the shoulders does
not so much matter if there is wide
lace collar to cover it. The tendency
toward Irish crochet and Irish lace of
every description, both fine and coarse
is one of the noticeable features of
fashion.
Perhaps the best bargains at the
sales are the hats, and it pays to buy
silk or felt hat. as it can be worn
late in the spring.
A very dainty little dress is shown
in the illustration. 1t is made of red
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1902-04-23

coat also had the velvet darned through
the wide collar. which was enriched
with applications of lace.
Irregular figures of black velvet are
very smart when appliqued on lace and
chiffon gowns.
The picture shows a simple evening
gown. 1t is made of pale blue crepe de
chine striped gauzy fabric. The waist
has wide folded belt of pale blue silk.
and the decolletage is outlined with a
wide frill of lace. which falls over the
wide belt like bolero The skirt has
two plated ruffies headed by four shir.
rings; the train is very long and tiaring.
The sleeves are mere puffs of the thin
blue material, and directly in front a
bunch of shaded artificial flowers adds
to the artistic effect.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1902-04-23

laid in lines are considered newer than
tucks, but can only be worn by very
slender figure. Yellow insertion and
narrow black chantilly stripes are
also considered very smart on white
muslin.
gown Of null or French muslin is
here shown. 1t would be most suit
able for a young girl. The waist is
made Of alternate tucks and inser-
tons, with full bolero of all over lace
and elbow sleeves of the same ter
minating in wide rufties. The skirt is
plain almost down to the knees. where
it is laid in narrow tucks and inser-
tons and finished at the bottom with
two ruff1es of the dress material.
JUDO CHoLLET.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1902-04-23
SPRING FASHIONS.
fe1vet Trimmings Are Much Used.
Short Sack Goats.


Short Sack Goats.
Tiny sack coats quantity, plated and
made in tiers will appear in warmer
weather. and many have stole ends and
frill or platy1ng at the neck to suggest
the fashionable ruffie. The habit coat
is to be worn and has already been
adopted by the ladies' tailor, but it has
been curtailed to fit in with the fancy
for short coats.
Velvet is being used lavishly on
smart gowns, and some novel and eff.
fective applications of both piece and
velvet ribbon were shown in recent
creation by prominent modiste. The
costume. which was of fine pale blue
cloth, was cut at intervals on each side
to admit of a strip of dark brown velvet
ribbon being darned through after the
effective fashion introduced last year
At the bottom was wide band of
brown velvet. over which the edges OF
the cloth We're scalloped. The blouse
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1902-04-23
WHITE CHIFFON GOWN.

The toque had the slightly round turn
ed up brim completely covered by rows
innumerable of lightly plated white
tulle. A sweeping paradise osprey
fastened inside the brim with a large
pearl ornament turned over the crown
of tucked black chiffon and alternate
lines of black and white chenille COM
pletely covered the crown. One i'm
mense chou of black tulle and a short
length of fine white lace ornamented
the front, and the end of the lace was
caught up with a cabochon of pearls.
The gown illustrated is of white
chiffon trimmed with perpendicular
stripes of black lace.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1902-04-23
One neatly furnished room, East
side, price So per month. electric
light and heat included. Inquire
American Steam Laundry.
Alias Summons.

State of Montana, County of Flat
head-SS.
In Justice Court of Kalispell Town
ship, Before A. Macarthur, Justice
of the Peace.
J. w. Mcknight & Co., Plaintiff, VS..
Charles Stephens, defendant-Alias
Summons.
The State of Montana to the above
named defendant, Greeting:
You are hereby summoned to ap-
pear before me at my Office in Kali
ispell, in the county of Flathead, on
the 18th day of May, 1902, at ten
o'clock a. m, in an action brought
against you by said plaintiff, to
answer the complaint of the above
named plaintiff.
The said action is brought to re-
cover a Judgment for the sum of
$74.47, for goods, wares and merchan-
disc sold and delivered by plaintiff
to you at your special instance and
request between the 1st day of No
vember 1901, and the LIST day of
April, 1902, in the township of Kalis-
pell, Flathead county, Montana.
And you are herby notified that if
you fail to appear and answer, judg-
ment will be taken against you ac-
cording to the complaint.
To the sheriff or any constable of
said county, Greeting: Make legal
service and due return thereof.
Given under my hand this 18th day
of April, 1902.
A. M'ARTHUR,
A Justice of the Peace of Said Town
ship.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1902-04-23
MAPLE SUGAR DAINTIES.

Delicious Ice Cream. ShOrtcalSes,
Jumbles and Cake.
Few housewives realize what maple
sugar is. hIost of them regard it mere.
ly as a sweet that will not hurt the
childrC5,.
The Woman's Home Companion
however, presents a few carefully Sc
lected recipes to snow what an appe,
tizing and wholesome addition tC
foods it is, Il delicacy to be priced and
treasured through the whole year, and
not an expensive one:
Maple Ice Cream.-Beat three eggs,
add a cupful of soft maple sugar and