The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1902-06-15
lily Regulator
Makes Suggestions as to
How to Build a Wichita.

10 the Editor of The Eagle.
Nov, won't the ladies when they go
Esding evenings. go without their hats?
II is so refreshing Everybody knows
you have a hat, nice haI. that cost a
"a of money. Please do your hair UP
nicely and go bareheaded for your even
ing's drive.
If had a kid, or a lot oF kids-tiie
more the merrier-I would furnish them
with very large sand pile ia the hack
yard, under the shade trees. 1t IS worth
more TO them than the grass, roses, BIZ
cycles. wagons or roller skates as a
zsslth toxic to play and burrow in.
SO it has been decided that the big
Eeer WIS higher than the Little river.
TEGt VAS discovered twenty-five years
&c by the farmers living on the two
GSsams, and wei known it is that the
- river IS also higher than the MINES
esh. It was discovered by the under
fow- Before the water from the big
Tiysr was diverted from the channel by
<5saorado bitches the big river would be-
CsIks bank full from the melted SHOWS,
sssd very soon the little river and the
gsEnescah would rise.
What is the matter with your eyes?
Why, it is the cotton flying from the
cottonwood trees. have heard people
'iglking about splitting cotton, but
Che careful consideration Of the two
Numerical clubs is called to the fake
correspondents. Their articles once gst
started and poor Kansas has to take st.
It is wonder they have not reported
the winter wheat crop IS ruined with rust
on account of the hot weather, and corn
taken by the weeds on account of tho
cold weather. They are here. They can
be shut of just the easiest kind If the
clubs viii try once.
Congress is wrestling with a money
order propositio2-how to handle money
IN small amounts. 1 would require par
ties who send money IN letters to write
sn the envelop This letter contains
Enazning the amount of money enclosed)"
As6tead Of trying TO hide or disguise the
sssS1t that the letter contained money.
g Z was a member of a school board 7 /
asS endeavor TO get in close touch
1ash the mothers in the interest of the +
ssndren's school life. They know better
Ehat is wanted. The fathers, if they
ev5r did know. have forgotten
would try and adopt some scheme
sAHt would require people who travel the
streets nights from Il to 1 O'CLOCK TO keep
quiet. Men and women, and especially
half-grown kids have no right to go
yelling along the streets at an unearthly
hour Of the night and disturb four or
Ave hundred people from their sleep.
While driving one evening this week, on
the leading resident street, my attention
was drawn TO a collection of gentlemen-i
residents Of the street-who seemed to
be somewhat excited. Being in an in
quisitive state of mind, drew near
enough to catch the words cow pas
lures, old stump middle of the street,
high weeds on unimproved property,
lse-5.sS Sc fo- raise" "a jungle and
tcEl0lei'' 'HsaS o2couragement or inspi-
ration csS cese aevc 80 improve and
beautify pT5SeasSy ID Suah environ
ments?' So : eAsug-,e. c1s gave been
saying for many months. Yen caa drive J
= and down the streets Of this city and
- ssScny places find a whole square trim {
- grass moved and raked. with pretty
flowers, and everything beautiful, save !
one lot with a shaky old fence, weeds, I
high grass and accumulated rubbish OF
years. What can you do about it? Moth :
ing. more than the crowd of gentlemen {
/ have spoken OF here. There is some !
thing TO be gained by comparison. There !
IS a popular and ksSutiful play called /
g Beauty and the Beast-a girl and her !
beautiful lover who offended a witch. who :
turned the lover into hslf-beast with a
hideous face-the spectacular of the play.
Three hundred beautiful girls in a beauti- !
ful garden with that horrible beast roam :
ing around among them. added beauty to I
the beautiful and made the lover look !
more hideous. a
am OF the opinion that closely-braid- /
ed straw hat with holes in for the ears, 7
pulled down tightly over a horses head ,