The Pascagoula democrat-star., 1902-04-18
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MISSISSIPPI, FRIDAY, APRIL l8, 1902.
Editorial and0therwise,


Editorial and0therWiSe.
Faint heart never won fair salary.
The hand Of fate ID usually clinched.
The best man doesn't win at we'd
ding.
A draft on blind man payable at
sight,"
Ping-pong is rapidly becoming very
sing-song. -
Hope spriugs sternal--so does the bah.
bling brook. w.
Beauty soon fades, but nominees is
ever with ~.
A miss Is IS good as mile. Can you
afford to missi.
.Self-distrust is responsible for most Of
Ines failures. I'll
Platonic love is merely the soup he.
fore the feast
Some men jump at conclusions and
others on them.
Coal may 60 up in price, but 1t always
goes down in shoots.
Many girls who claim to do fancy
work, don't fancy work.
1t is said more wives are disappointed
In love than spinsters.
The school tea acher loads the gun and
the young idea shoots.
A man seldom knows what he doesn't
want until after he gets 1t.
Tho wise man always laughs at the
ancient jokes of his tailor.
Idleness is such slow traveller that
poverty soon overtskes 1t.
The goal in literary success depends
upon keeping to the write.
It's wise mother-in-law who knows
h,r own daughters husband.
Life is sweet, or life Is bitter according
to the way we choose to find 1t.
Deliver us from experts in case We
should die-even expert lawyers.
1t is this cat-scratching among eact
other that make women grow old.
A fool girl often encourages foo
man for the purpose Of bouncing him.
The race Is not always to the swift
even II the turtle does get into the soup
Some peoples idea Of economy is t,
deprive themselves Of things they dom
want. ...
1t takes deeds to win the prize-pro
vided they don't fall into . lawyer
hands.
Many man gets to the top by using
the elevator instead of climbing thu
ladder.
Purchase your friends by gifts ant
when you cease to give such will ceas'
to love.
The day will soon be here when thu
wardrobe Of ballet girl would be JUS
the thing.
The gay and festive tourist is linger
ing In the lap Of spring, and 1t is not
bit naughty.
After fortune knocks at q mans doc
he may be able to prove an alibi-bu
what's the usef
Before calling man fool pause AM
reflect on what he could call you with
out jolting his veracity.
A poor man who has genius Is dubbed
jack Of all trades, but . rich one
noted for his versatility.
"What girls want to learn,' says tn
mother Of one of them, "is to buy large
shoes and smaller hats"
Any man may make name for him
self but woman may make several,
she marries often enough.
Charity consists Of gifts. Probabl
that is why girl thinks It charitsb
to give her rivals age away.
Even the demur oyster has gone I'M
4 combination In order to get undresse
with apologies TO the prudea
Absorption, contraction and combin
, ton are the three biggest words Of Il
age in which we are now racing.
No person under sixteen years Of al
: is permitted to enter q theatre In He
goland. There are no gallery gods ther
Most Of the trouble In this old wor
10 due 70 the fact that one half Of u
}. people are women and the other h,
. men.
! When you are cautioned against b
coming miser do not think that y,
are advised 10 become prodigal or
spendthrift. as i
:, An act by which we make one frie
and one enemy, is . loosing game
: cause revenge is much stronger pr
ctple than gratitude.
The girl who sits In the parlor VIII
her mother works In the kitchen m,
wait for husband who can maints
: her - an ornament to his home.
From Greenlsnd's Icy mountains
To fndiA's coral strand,
The preacher and the gunboat
Now travel hand In hand.
To spsed the day when hesthens,
With minds no more perplexed,
VIII settle down contsnted,
And, better still, annexed.
Many people believe that trout
come In battalions, while others KIN
BY experience that they may be moth
more than mere mite Of woman.
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