New-York tribune., 1902-05-17
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

In Vienna every mans home Is his dungeon from
10 D. IN. 10 A. m. Vienna is a city of fats and at
10 III. the common entrance door OF each block is
closed and bolted- Thereafter persons passing In
or out must pay nns OF I'd to the concierge until
midnight and I'd from that hour to 6 a. m. To go
out TO post letter costs %. and the same amount
to return. To prolong visit to friend after 10
p. m. means 2d to get out of his house and 2d moro
to enter your own. natural result OF this irri-
tating tax is that OF all capital cities Vienna is
earliest to bed.
Gaussp-Cadeigh IS going to marry Miss Blank
Gaussp-You know her?
Pepprey-Never saw her in my Ife but can
fancy what miserable creature che must be to
want TO marry him.CCathoic Standard and Times
An old Scottish minister gave up his toddy for
the sake OF example. The doctor said this change
was bad for him. and suggested his taking a dose
surreptitlously whenever he sent for his shaving
water Some time after the doctor called again.
and the old servant met him with ears In her
eyes. "Oh. doctor. doctor!' she exclaimed. the
meenister's game clean daft clean daftl He's send
Ing for hts shaving wather frae mornin tae nchtr'
Move. ye goode knyghte PercIvaIle stoode at We
postern gate. murmurynge sweete nothynges into
ye wyllynge cares OF ye Ladye Ysabeile q She
'Methynketh, Percivaiie that there be We BEANIE
OF trewe love In thyme eyes But at thys poynte
moche ado. shoutynge: DDS -blood murrain seize
eve in e rom y g6nS 6nSs teSTes
Percivalle chuckedde ye angrie papa into ye dytch
ye moate from thyme own eye. goode sir. q
theme he bestrode hym hys horse & made speede
thence-(Judge
A short time ago a well known writer of London.
remembering that he had never read the non-can-
onlcal books went out in search OF n copy and in
one bookshop after another drew blank At last
ne went to his own particular newspaper shop.
which also dealt in Bibles and light literature
Have you the Apocrypha?" he asked For
moment the young woman behind the counter was
puzzled Then. Frightening she said lis It a
weekly a monthly"
There is in the northern part of Piscataau
County a most estimable family. which consists OF
dren. Three Of the children are girls and the re-
boys were chrstened Matthew, Mark Luke and
John. while the daughters rejoice I'm the names of
among the most attractive young women in that
section sec ion Of the State There is another Maine fam
They originally came from Virginia and settled in
the MP and Of @ 2asns Gny Bss
negroes Of the darkest possible shade. and their
coin Black Harriet Beecher Stowe Black. Hannibal
ses Grant Black. All Of the family still living
0ne t1e fatmer and mother and Harriet are the only
are A Hogg. a well known groceryman in the
western part @ of the state and A. BiEd Cough,
were formerly well known undertaking firm In
row is even now in the ice cream business over
East Cassens Cassens Cassens is to-day one Of
ago Larky Sharky was one of the best known men
both enferprisng farmers in sweden TS Are Are
might even be continued almost Indehniteity
And there are still many towns 10 be heard from
-(kennebec Journal
"The Denver POST cus the following items IN
the brilliant record of Senator Patterson OF Colo
RADIO. from the pages OF The Congressional Rec
ord
Mr.. Patterson defended the motion vigorously
The motion was lost-69 to g.
Senator Patterson bitterly denounced the amend
ment. which was then carred-6s to I.
Senator Patterson made brilliant speech favor
Ing the motion. The motion defeated-7B to g.
Senator Patterson moved amendment to the
substitute. Lost-74 to g.
Senator Patterson then arose to address the
Senate 1t was moved to adjourn-si to o."
karper-Well. I'd like to know what's the d,t
leItmce between "a shop girl" and "a saleslady''
Harper-I give IT up; but the differences betvssr
Press VI "'iaueipha
A. Fautz' OF Hiawatha, Kan, had a novel ex
perience during the Civil War. He was drafted
into the army. but when he appeared at the re-
cruluhs ONCE 1t was found that he had been
drafted as A. Pantz. And, his name not being
Fhntz' ne was suffered to go free.
The Army Department. telegraphed TO an oeaoor
T iWcisco who had been ordered to the Phil
~ nsnor, 81 hhVu ~ can go to NewYork and sail on
uahspoit an mat goes by Suez, II you choose vs.
cross the Pacific direct N' "'"'u prefer 10
Then the department wired him.
NV .n VIII make good time Has sixty
women 9,h schooi teachers aboard ''
on transport"-(Chicago Chronicle A'' " D'i i'A