The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1902-11-22

Englishman's chair. Thin we cud go
up to him an say:
Fittings is goin' badly in Ireland
an somethin' mus be done. Place to
sign this paper an redress our
wrongs
] eWrongs? says he, What ar-re
wrongs?' he says.
{ "It wud take too long to explain
says me. We will on'y say that
they'se bunch of joynt powdher I'M
dher yere chair that may go of amy
minyit. Sign here
I az amt a Feenyan, dye mind, though
I was, an 1 amt a Clan-na-Gael,
though We can't prove it be me, but |
niver in me life see anything done
without they was gun-play some
where concealed in it. Hivin f'rbid that
| shud want anything to happen to
those dear cousins iv ours acrost tn
say. 1 wudden't bring a tear to tn
kblue eye iv Jawn Hay. l don't believe
in too much foorce, but we've always
got to flavor tn porridge with it. I'd
have little constichoochinal agitation
an a little foorce, a sthreak iv wan
an sthreak iv tn other, a polite re-
quest an punch in tn eye, an argy-
mint with a mellow voice an a good
ginteel accint an, boy in corduroys
| behind a rock iv tn County Sligo to
pint tn moral. wud shoot on tn
mouth wan day an tn blunderbuss tn
mex I'd have me frind Tay Pay stand
up in parlymint an say:
Gentlemen, we know I'm STRONGLY
agin tn use iv foorce. TIL name iv
l \ - oh q
| tn explosion iv fire cracker gives me
tn jumps. AS a rale OF English gin
! tleman in a long coat to rale
old English gintlemen in long
coats, as between fellow subjicks
! iv tn king, that dear good man
whom all revere, I plead with We
/ to do justice to tn fair land iv mine
which I often sees on tn maps as
come down to tn House. he says.
go to tn divvle,' says tn Right
Hon'rable Arthur James Balfour.
They amt enough justice to go around
amongst us now, an why wud we be
THROWN it away on nice polite peo-
pie like ye,' he says.
"T f'rgot to add says Tay Pay, that
a frind iv mine is settin' in tn gall'ry
with a bag containin' about thirty
pounds iy up-with-ye,' says he. He
has just wrote me a note sayin' that
his arm is tired an 'wud mind if he
tossed tn bag down to ye,' he says.
sc I'm. greatly grieyed with tn action
iv me fellow counthryman but his
name is O'Brien an l can't control
him. he says so here / go FIR tn fire
escape he says, an he says, if ven
bring tn pa-apers with ye,' he says,
l. IL H. ~
tiement as we climb down., he says.
That's my policy, Hinnesy, an it's
! been tn policy iv all tn other gr-reat
statesmen. Niver start riv'lution
:; without a gun. Niver ask a man Fl
:, think ye're liable to take it anyhow
: Me wrongs ar-re me wrongs, an it's
: little We mind thin until they begin tc
hurt We. If I'm sick in me room up
stairs, We don't care. but whin I begin
hollerin' an jumpin' on tn flure an
T knockin' tn plastherin' down on vel
: head, yell send FIR tn doctor I'd have
: all tn Numbers iv parlymint weal
:, black coats, but they ought to be ready
!. to peel thin off at a minyit's notice an
: show up ready FIR business in rex
, shirts. FIR, Hinnessy, Ireland'll nivel
:, get anything firm England but ;
: threaty iv peace"
Il wondher will England liver FIRE,
:. Ireland" asked Hennessy.
''Niver," said Mr.. Dooley. "Wha
talk have We? No wan wants it tina
y way. England will niver free Ireland
- but some day, if we make it inthrestin
: enough FIR her, she'll have to free Eng
= land iv Ireland. An that'n be al
!, right"