New-York tribune., 1902-05-25
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

Relic Trust has been organized by the Omaha
"a yv,,rebaRo Indians. The president or this
rrasping monopoly is Great Thunder "inheoAso'
whose specalty is making bows ana arrows H'eeN
Rainbow and Prairie Chicken. makers Oh siaAeSN
ber,. and John A. Logan. manufacturer OF eas'o
- hoddresses are directors. These leaders
In hereafter Ak the prices OF Indian goods made
for white purchasers.
..vve all have our troubles" said the colored
philosopher who runs the eie'aSot b IN s M ttbink no
one has anv but ourselves My greatest trouble Is
answering fool questions and get good many NAM
W Vas "a hung Jury. and of them asked me II II
had good beds n for seem any Yet and
IA been here a good while. To-day the weather
Bureap Eens {nSir and that's all same as it often
II hadn't been there five minutes when man
Fro,,, az, the State came In and asked me: w mere
his ycr fair at? told him It was in the Circuit
Court room If it was anywhere van Va says crcns ne;
And that's the way I get 'em right along
philadelphia Telegraph.
Congressman Hull, of Iowa, was IN Philadelphia
the other day, when the Five O'Clock Club gave "A
dinner He was seized upon az a guest by the
Good follows in the club but pleaded he had no
5oss sr,t I've can fix that all right" said his
hosts and taking him into an adjoining room
they attred him in n suit which had done duty
in a similar emergency before. When Mr. Hull
was asked 10 make speech he explained ms
nresence in an III fitting costume oh' uoi
anoloeize" cooliy remarked the president or the
club .erhe last man who wore that suit hsd
Hull OF a time himself
"sav" said the first messenger boy =" snake- axe
toothed Sam the Desert Demon Is pretty 'o'S
t replied the other Yer kin do IT easy
IN two messages. ."-(Philadelphla TleS9'
"Maior General Otis" says THE Philadeiphia
Times was present at recent gathering "heIe
a Young man who had seen some little service III
the Porto Rican skirmishes of 1898 was hutterihs
Tho ,roundIings with tales of horror and herolsih
in that campaign. which he pictured on scale
so large that Waterloo seemed small alair ps
counarison The young man was roma OF an auu'-
orce and seemed to resent the i'll concealed impa-
tience manifested by the general during MS ue-
,r,n+ions Finally Otis interrupted with: young
man YOU probably have not heard the story OF
the victim of the Johnstown hood OF 1897 who'
,vhan he reached Paradise, ascended cloud that
served within the pearly gates as rostruhi anu
,rdertook TO thrill his made acquaintances
a,,org tho shades with account of the disaster
through which he had passed. He was inter-
rupted by a gray bearded old man IN the group,
"A mere bucketful-a mere bucketiui! tre oiu
follow mined Don't waste so much time talking
90 a sr,ou affair like thatr" The Johnstown man
resented this and hunted up St Peter. OF whom
he asked: "Who is that old codger who seems to
think flood such trifing matter? rhat'
said ST. Peter. why. that's NOAH"
observe said the literary S%stpmeT %1fT that that
conceament like worm the bud tbssa han apoes PpeEsa
That is a poetlcal quotation. presume you have
''Red Shakespeare?" echoed the apple dealer
NO sir. That's a variety I've never heard or
Chicago Tribune.
An English paper tells a story of some children's
theatricals. A party OF children were giving
little drama of their own, In which courtshps and
weddings played a leading part in the plot. While
the play in progress one OF the grown ups
went behind the scenes and found very small
girl sitting in the corner. why are left
Oitt ha sd DaVinR
Use not left out came the reply. Use the baby
waiting to be borned"
, 'I am afraid are indirectly responsible for
the fact that many cheap sports dress we'll and
allow the tailors TO whistle for their money" said
a pawnbroker yesterday. still. it's all in
business, and 1 don't how prevent It,
These pikers work the game twice a year-every
spring and every fall. Just now they bringing
In their winter suits. and the money advance
them Is often sufficient to enable them pay
tailor a deposit on spring suit. They get the
sulti ana seldom pay any more than the first de-
post; Next fan that suit will be pawned, and with
tne money the fellow will to another tailor and
pay deposit winter suit. / know one
IeIoW VINO has managed dress himself this way
3oG several years S-"-(Philadelpha Record