The daily morning journal and courier., 1902-01-24

'|iANOi' DSSllSS nave Ollell NdIueN
 you never to mention my name in you
 columns Notoriety is extremely dis
 tasteful to me, as you should know.
 r. S.-I give the first of a series O
 red, white and blue luncheons nex
 Tuesday.
 De DeAmalgamated association of Soutl
 Clark street Barrel House Bouncers vii
 give dere first grand ball an Cake
 Walk on Saturday eve next. Give us 6
 write up we enclose ticket good for one
 gent and three ladies. Extra ladies ter
 cents each. Dere will be de best of po- llce perfection an valueables kin be checked in de bar-room. Ald Mulligi-
 taWney an ladies will lead de grand < march at l a. m. prompt. No rough housing goes. By order,
 COMMITTEE.
 In response to your letter of recent date requesting me to oblge you with photograph of myself for use in your ' society columns on Sunday morning next. l beg to state that I do so with great reluctance, as l am naturally of a retiring disposition and shrink from ap- bearing in the pages of a public news paper. As I have no doubt that if did not send the photograph you would send sketch artist, disguised as a butcher boy, to my house, who would not do me justice, I inclose same. Please have my diamond necklace and tiara on when it appears in the paper, as l did not happen to be wearing them when the photograph was taken.
 Note by society editor: Who on earth is this person? I never asked her for her photograph.
 Please use this Sunday without fail, as l wish to buy thirty extra copies to send to friends.
 The most elegant wedding of the sea- son in high society circles was that of Miss Ellynne Smith and MT. Clarence De Williston Brown, solemnized three weeks ago last Monday at the home of the brides parents the Rev Edwards of Ekhart, Ind, officiating. The bride was dream in a creation of white satin and wore a veil of priceless old point lace, an heirloom in her mothers family. Among the presents received were the following:
 Handsomely bound copy of 'Lucille,' John Harkins
 Steel engraving, elegant gilt frame -Four Presidents" Uncle Clyde An drews.
 Two dozen sterling silver spoons, Young Ladies Tostoi Club
 Handsome real mahogany parlor suite, five pieces, father and mother of the bride.
 And many others.
 Please do not disappoint me this time, as l have sent it for the last three weeks and same has not appeared
 Dear Madam: I am a deserving and ambitious woman who only needs lit tie assistance from you to become rich and prosperous I am the sole inventor and manufacturer of the American Beauty Complexion Balm and Corn Exterminator and if you will use your Influence with your fashionable friends to help me introduce my goods l will make it well worth your while. I am sending you samples of my balm which l hope you will use on yourself If it does not remove all your wrinkles blotches, freckles, crows feet, superflu- ous hair and blackheads 1 will not ask you to mention the subject to your friends in the smart set. But l have no doubt that it will work transforma- tion in you. Once introduced it will sell on it's merits and will pay handsome commission.
 Please answer at once, as l am at present in financial circumstances | which demand prompt action.
 You can't fool me! I am not so fool | ish as you seem to think. You can pre- tend all you please that you leave my I notices out because you have no room | who makes it worth your while to do | so. I am not going to say now who it | is. or whether it is man or woman, but if eshe don't look out I'll go across the street some day and ask her if she thinks old Hungry Bill'' Smiths wife has any license to break anything but the criminal column And I'll write a letter to your editor telling him to ask you what you get out of it. Anyway, it's disgrace to appear in your alleged society columns
 P. S.-The Esprit de Corps Social club was delightfully."- entertained last even ing by Miss Gyndwolyn Rogers, one of the fairest daughters of the steenth ward Miss Gyndwolyn proved to be a good hostess. and during the course of the evening delicious refreshments were in. A general good time was had.
 I read your society notes every day, l, and I must say that you are the only society editor in town who has any idea lf where to draw the line. One reason 1 why I like to read your society news is that you do not give room to every cheap party who comes along and wants to get her name into print. I am sure you will be glad to get the first no- ice of my engagement to MT Theodore | If you wish you may print notice of it every Sunday morning for l he next three weeks. l also incl0se a title something which you will have no l l rouble in finding You may buy your elf couple of cigars with it, if you l tlease I know you will not think I am l rying to bribe you. as I know you far co well to attempt anything of that l ind. It is meant only as little cour- esy among friends.