Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-11-29

None of the bears in the Mississippi
swamp country rushed for the honor OF
being killed by President of the United
States.
The airship of the brothers Lebaudy,
at Nantes, recently made good speed.
Speed is excellent in an air-ship-when
in the right direction.
Well, there are places not afflicted
with soft coal smoke where the air is
obscured by dust from volcanic erup-
tions-and that is worse.
When ]. F. Morgan finds it necessary to
take pill, Wall street prices go off sew
eral points. They go up again, however,
when Mr.. Morgan is in perfect health.
Europe is having cold weather in ad-
vance Of America in this year Of grace,
and nobody will begrudge her the OK
perience,-not while the shortage of coal
continues.
One of the reasons why meats have
been dear was the shortness of the corn
crop of 1901. The mammoth corn crop
of 1902 may be followed by a lowering
of the price of meats.
In order to give the German Emperor
a score of eighty-four rabbits in twenty
minutes, the gamekeepers must have
fixed things for wholesale drawing Of
the dead"
The Chicago people who threaten to
sue for damages because they went to
football match and came away with n
stock of bruises must have a sort of par
Tor idea of the game.
The old exclamation, what a coup-
try! What a peOple!" may be extended
when the Kansas joint-smasher appears
in her new play. what country
What people! What a Nation"
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Presumably WI Ting Fang left with
MS the American clothes which he has
recently been trying to wear. He won't
need them in China, to which country he
may have been recalled because Of his in
clination toward new fashions.
Prof. Loebs discovery that you need
not die if you have pinch of salt in the
house has not so far induced the life in
surance companies TO lower their premi-
um rates. They seem to take the an
nouncemcnt with n grain of salt"
The record of forty miles an hour by
an electric car on the run between
Cleveland and Toledo. foreshadows
closer competition with the regular
steam lines through general improve
ment in speed on the electric lines.
Gen Bragg is now in position TO tall
concerning Cuba, but he won't do it
because some newspaper fellow" nigh
construe it as Chinese, among whom III,
General isn't inclined to cultivate love b!
the making of enemies.
Ex-Minster WI is going back to Chin.
with that tired feeling" supcrinduce,
by the activity of American reporters il
trying to steer not only China but tn
whole world. WI takes things too sc
Tiously.
The injured brakeman who revived q
La Crosse in the nick of time to escap
burial alive, had much closer squeak
with conventionalsm in regard TO tn
disposal of the supposedly dead than h
had with the bridge that struck hi
down.
The express messenger who pinked til
train robber near Trinidad. Colorad,
should receive something more substar
tial than medal, from his company, (
encourage other messengers TO utiliz
their craftsmanship when occasion +,
qures.
England is just now getting n deal c
steel trade from the United States, br
this only makes her suspicious as
whether her furnishing the raw matei,
will not enable the United States TO ste,
some of her machinery business. The
are very suspicious of American pro:
perity, across the water.
Shamrock III. will be launched abou
the end of January. 1t is said that sh
will be twenty minutes faster tina
Shamrock III, over the Americas Gu
course. Yachting experts Away
know more about boats speed tw
months before she is put in the waite
than when she is trying her wings.
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The young New Yorker who rose fror
the position of office boy TO that Of pre-,
ident of a trust company in the shol
space of two years. and who has no,
gone TO Sing Sing TO spend a term /
prison for fling false records, has
streak of Wall street Napoleonsm in hi
makeup
IT
Owing TO the fact that it will be in
possible TO get anthracite coal to III
interior towns in time for the approach
ing cold weather, there will probably b
an attack on the small amount OF stand
ing timber still on Wisconsin farms
But there is generally large amount o