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Woodville Republican., 1902-11-01

In cases where bronchitis has become
chronic from want Of proper treatment IN
the earlier stages, there is nothing 50 good
as DIR. August Koenig's Hamburg Breast
Tea, in conjunction with which is strongly
advised the use of st. Jacobs ca as an out
ward application, along the front. of the
throat, from close up under the chin to well
down to the top OF the chest; the one rem
edy assists the other, and, as intended, they
work in complete unison. The wonderful
penetrating power Of st. Jacobs Oil en-
ables it to reach the adhesion of foreign
matter which lines the bronchial tubes and
which makes breathing more and more dlt.
fcult. As these adhesions become intiamed
and enlarged, st. Jacobs Oil causes such ad-
hesions to break away, making expectora-
ton easier and more free. pr. August
Koenigs Hamburg Breast Tea, drank slowly
and very hot, soothes and heals the parts,
is comforting and quieting, stops the cough
and relieves the breathing This manner
of treatment land there is no other two
remedies that VIII work together SO sue
cessfully) reaches the difficulty from the
outside and the inside at the same time.
st. jacobs Oil reaches the roots of the ad-
hesion, and assists DR.. August Koenig' s
Hamburg Breast Tea in clearing them; then
both remedies act in unison in healing and
curing. The above remarks apply with equal
force in cases Of asthma, Group, whooping
cough, enlarged topsils, and all bronchial
affections. Every family should have st.
Jacobs Oil and DR.. August Koenig's Ham
hurg Breast Tea always in the house in or
der that they may be promptly used in the
first stages. Often the maladies develope
with wonderful rapidity, and complications
take place with equal suddenness.
Woodville Republican., 1902-11-01
FALErBrtIrIEs OF SCIENCE.
Lord Kelvin Was Pushed over the
Impossible Angle Of q Ladder
Which Couldn't TaII.

At certain favorits resort in London .
conversation among a number Of hnanciers
turned upon cable shares and wireless tel
egraphy. One confirmed cable worshipper
quoted Lord Kelvin's opinion that the COM
panies had NO need to be alarmed at the prog
ress Of Marconi, relates a London paper.
"Oh, p exclaimed another, Lord Kelvin be
hanEedl It is not the frat time he has made
4 mistake. Why, ] remember years ago,
when he was plain Billy Thomson, he was
out in the country for a ride with his bro iher.
You know he was always like the old fish
hag that O'Connell tackled. He slept on
a parallelogram, shaved with q spheroid,
watched the process of an elipse and gem
orally took his mathematics to bed with him.
Anyhow he never passed anything without
making a ejaculation about it. This time it
was ladder standing against wall a. an
angle which according to all known laws
ought to be impossible, especially as 1t stood
on smooth concrete at the bottom. be
called his brothers attention. They both
got down, took measurements, made endless
calculations, and considered various theo-
ries to account for the absence Of slip. At
last they fixed on some far-fetched explana-
ton Just as the farmer hove in sight. Then
they casually called his attention to the
strange circumstance oh, ay, says the old
man, THE ladder? Yes, L put it there for my
hens, and it's pretty tight with the holdfast
at the top!"
Woodville Republican., 1902-11-01

Pe-ru-na is known from the Atlantic
to the Pacific. Letters of congratula-
tion and commendation testifying to
the merits of Pe-ru-na as a catarrh
remedy are pouring in from every State
in the Union. DR.. Hartman isreceiving
hundreds of such letters daily. All
classes write these letters, from the
highest to the lowest.
The outdoor laborer, the indoor arti-
san, the clerk, the editor, the states
man, the preacher-all agree that Pc
ru-na is the catarrh remedy of the age.
The stage and rostrum, recognizing ca
tarrh as their greatest enemy, are es-
pecially enthusiastic in their praise
and testimony.
Any man who wishes perfect health
must be entirely free from catarrh. Ca.
tarrh is well-nigh universal; almost
omnipresent. Pe-ru-nais the only abso'
Lutte safeguard known. A cold is the
beginning of catarrh. To prevent colds
to cure colds, is to cheat catarrh out
of its victims. Pe-ru-na not only cures
catarrh, but prevents. Every house.
hold should be supplied with this great
remedy for coughs, colds and so forth
The Governor of Oregon is an ardent
admirer of Pe-ru-na. He keeps it con
Woodville Republican., 1902-11-01
PREMATURE ENTERTAINMENT
Joe Had wind of Most Everything
Going and Didn't Leave Any
thing to Be Told.

1t is a curious fact that in country
neighborhoods, news-items travel fast
er than in the city; and this assump-
ton is daily borne out by indisput-
able evidence, says the Detroit Free
Press.
"My wife and 1 have about decided
that it is hardly worth while to invite
city people cut to visit us until we
can afford regular coachman," re-
marked a man who fairly dotes on
his pretty little home three miles
from town.
"How's that?" asked the other man.
"Weu, the cars stop about three
quarters of a mile from US, and, as
we don't keep n man, we generally
engage a nearby farmers son to
drive over and meet our friends. Joe
is quaint fellow, a garrulous bachelor
about 40, and his nose for news
would make his fortune in the field of
city journalism. In fact, by the time
our guests have ridden from the sta
ton with Joe, it is almost utter folly
for Julia and me to try to entertain
them. We had some friends out last
night to dinner, and I'll give you a
sample of our evening conversation.
AS hostess, my wife leads off:
"'The Blakes have moved into the
Morse house
Yes, but Joe told us about it.
"'Did he tell you how Mr.. and Mrs.
Blake quarreled over putting up a
stove?
"'Oh, yes, he toldus all about that
"'Thc Porters are going to move
back to town
"'Joe said so.'
"Then / try to take hand:
"'We had great excitement out here
this week. One of the boarders over
at Ferguson's turned out to be a
morphine-eater.'
$50 Joe said; he said she burst out
crying whenever dinner was a little
late
"Julia has made fine lot OF wild
grape jelly
"'Yes; Joe said he sold her the
grapes off their farm
"'Isn't this good butter? We make
it ourselves now.'
"Fine iudssdi jos said you'd got a
Woodville Republican., 1902-11-01

One of the new novels of exceptional merit,
builded along historical lines, is Lionel Ar
don," by Malcolm Dearborn. Like many
Of the novels Of the time it takes its name
from that of the hero. The scene is Eng
land and the time that of Henry VIII, and
through to Queen Elizabeth. The hero, Lion
ell, is [he son of Lord Ardon, who is killed in
a duel with Lord Raven, and his death is
quickly avenged by the young son. The
story follows the entrance Of the hero into
Eng sh court life, and contains some bril-
ties Of those times. Ore of the principal
characters is Lady Jane Grey, who is, in fact
the real heroine. Thisis the only novedthat
has ever brought to the sympathy and ad.
miration Of story readers that woman Of
purity and exquisite womanliness. Pub
lished bv G. w Dillingham; Company, New
York. Price, $3.50.
Woodville Republican., 1902-11-01
In the Proper Order.

"But can you cook?" asked the prosaic
young man.
Let US take these questions up in their
proper order" returned the wise girl. "The
matter Of cooking is not the first to be con-
sidered."
"Then what is the irst?" be demanded.
"Can you provide the things to be
cooked?"
Thus is eonceitcd man sometimes "put
to the bad, " so to speak.-Chicsgo Post.
Woodville Republican., 1902-11-01

"Yo's nah chocolate ladyr" ex-
claimed Sam Hokenby, cooingly. 81
hopes yo' doan' object to dat"
"No, indeed, "replied Miss Lily White,
'kase dat sho'ly am nah fav'ryte fla
yah. Hows'mever, eff dey ain got dat
kin I'll eat strawberry an vernellah." ;"
-Philadelnhia Press.
Woodville Republican., 1902-11-01

Highblower-My first daughter mar
ried poet, my second an artist and
my third a rich merchant.
Dimbleton-And which couple is the
most fortunate?
"0h, the first two of them. They are
supported by the husband of the
third. Tit Bits.
Woodville Republican., 1902-11-01

Husband-You are naturally of an
unhappy disposition, that's all that's
the matter.
Wife-That's your theory, is It?
Husband-I never saw you happy.
Wife-That's because you never saw
me before met you.-N. Y. Weekly.
Woodville Republican., 1902-11-01
Rnininr irish Bu1In.

It is a Bloemfontein paper which apollo
gizes to its readers in its second edition for
the nonappearance of its first edition, ow-
ing to an accident in the publication office.
Which shows that they are already raising
fine Irish bulls in South Africa Boston
Herald
Woodville Republican., 1902-11-01

Secure.-"You say that you have made a
success of politics?' "Yes !" care you an
orator% "No, sir. Pm the leader of a
brass band. The musicians always get the
money, but the orators are expected to talk
for nothing g."-Washington Star.
Woodville Republican., 1902-11-01

"Well," remarked the optimist, "oppor
tunity knocks once at every door,. "Yesi
there's something very feminine about op-
portunity," replied the pessimist. "She
makes her call when she's pretty sure you're
out, and that's the end of it."-Philadelphis
Press
Woodville Republican., 1902-11-01
STATE OF OREGON,
EXECUTIVE DEPARTMENT
SALEM, May 9, 1898.

STATE OF OREGON,
EXECUTIVE DEPARTMENT,
SALEM, May 9, 1898.
The Pe-ru-na Medicine Co., Columbus,
o.:
Dear Sirs-I have had occasion to use
your Pe-ru-na medicine in my family
for colds, and it proved to be an excel
lent remedy. have not had occasion
to use it for other ailments.
Yours very truly, w. Lord.
It will be noticed that the Governor
says he has not had occasion to use Pc
ru-na for other ailments. The reason
for this is, most other ailments begin
with cold. Using Pe-ru-na to prompt-
ly cure colds, he protects his family
against other ailments Thisis exactly
what every other family in the United
States should do. Keep Pe-ru-na in the
house. Use it for coughs, colds, 10
grippe, and other climatic affections Of
winter, and there will be no other all
ments in the house. Such families
should provide themselves with copy
of DR.. Hartman's free book, entitled
"Winter Catarrh." Address DR.. Hart
man, Columbus, Ohio.
Woodville Republican., 1902-11-01
On the Verge of Bright's
Disease.-A Quick Cure
that Lasted.

CASE NO. 30.611.-C. E. Boies, deal
sr in grain and feed, sos South Water
Street, Akron, o., made the following
statement in 1896, he said: Ever
since She Civil War have had attacks
Of kidney and bladder troubles, decid-
edly worse during the last two or
three years. Although / consulted
physicians, some Of whom told me
was yerging on Bright's disease, and
I was continually using standard rem
edies, the excruciating aching just
across the kidneys, which radiated to
the shoulder blades, still existed. AS
might be expected when my kidneys
were in a disturbed condition, there
was a distressing and inconvenient
difficulty with the action of the kid
ney secretions. A box of Doan's Kid
ney Pills, procured at Lamparter &
Co.'s drug store, brought such de-
cided change within week that 1
continued the treatment. The last
attack, and it was particularly ag-
Rravated, disappeared"
Woodville Republican., 1902-11-01
Throe wears After.

Mr.. Boies says in 1899; "In the
spring of 1896 I made a public state
ment of my experience with Doan's
Kidney Pills. This remedy cured me
of a terrible aching in the kidneys,
in the small of my back, in the mus
cles of the shoulder blades, and in the
limbs. During the years thathave gone
by I can conscientiously say there have
been no occurrences of my old trouble.
Ny confidence in Doan's Kidney Pills
is stronger than ever, not only from
my personal experience but from the
experience of many others in Akron
which have come to my notice"
A FREE TRIAL of this great kid
ney medicine which cured Mr.. Boies
will be mailed on application to any
part of the United States. Address
Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, n. Y For
sale by all druggists, price so cents per
box.
Woodville Republican., 1902-11-01

~Hhsrs's one thing / admire about ycu,P
said the frank friend You carved out
your own fortunes, and yet you never brAg
about being a self-made man"
mo, answered Mr. Meekton, Il shouldn't
think Of suggesting that Henrietta wasn't
entitled TO all the credit. Washington
Star.
Woodville Republican., 1902-11-01

II see the new magazine is out?" "Yes;
and, thank heaven, they've got my poem
rignt next TO the advertising matter pat.
lanta Constitution.
Woodville Republican., 1902-11-01

Hives are terrible torment to the little
folks, and to some older ones. Easily cured
Doan's Ointment never fails. Instant relief,
permanent cure. AT any drug store, 80 cents.
Woodville Republican., 1902-11-01

A Matter of Workmanship .-Shotwell-
Didn't you ever go saootingg Sgortless--
'Never in my life" Shotwell-" You don't
know what you've missed. indianapolis
News
Woodville Republican., 1902-11-01

Wabash wonder what makes old Got
rox dress so stability?
Monroe-His pride, my boy.
"Why, bows that%
He's afraid. his customers VIII mistake
him for one of his clerks. ."-Chicago Daily
News.
Woodville Republican., 1902-11-01

No matter how long you have had the
cough: If it hasn't already developed into
consumption, DR.. Woods Norway Pine Sy-
rup will cure it.
Woodville Republican., 1902-11-01

He who forgets his own friends meanly
to follow after those of a higher degree is
a ob-Thackeray
Woodville Republican., 1902-11-01

What can't be cured should be endured
and should be endured as patiently as pos
-ible-Puck
Woodville Republican., 1902-11-01

Piso's Cure cannot be too highly spoken Of
as a cough eure,-J. w, O'Brien, 322 Third
Ave, N, MINNEAPOLIS, Mimi, Jan. 8, 1900.
Woodville Republican., 1902-11-01
Not So Very Crazy.

An Emporia (Kan.) sportsman was out
and happened to 60 BY the poor farm. One
of the crazy men they keep out there saw
him and began asking him questions. What
have you killed" asked the crazy fellow
The Emporia man said be had meadow lark
and two doves "What did you pay for that
gum" "Sixty dollars" How much is the
dog worth% twenty-five dollars" "An
se5 hunting outfit to Kill 25 cents worth Of
game They keep me locked up in here be-
cause they say Pm crazy, and they let you
run loose. 1t isn't fair, said the crazy man.
Mother-'You have disobeyed me, Tom.
my. Didn't say no when you asked me for
another piece of cake" Tommy Well,
may you think ] don't know what wom-
Woodville Republican., 1902-11-01

Fortify Feeble Lungs Against Winter
with Hale's Honey of Horehound and Tar.
Pixies Toothaehe Drops Cure in one minute.
Woodville Republican., 1902-11-01
spealrIng from Experience.

Yes said Mr.. Haggs, it was fun
ny enough to make donkey laugh.
/ laughed till cried. - Bits.
Woodville Republican., 1902-11-01

Hundreds of lives saved every year by hav-
ing Dr. Thomas Electric Oil in the house
lust when it is needed. Cures Group, heals
burns. cuts. wounds of every sort.
Woodville Republican., 1902-11-01

Did your dentist hurt you much" Not
this time; his charges were very reasonable.
Cincinnati Commercial Tribune.
Woodville Republican., 1902-11-01

The most amiable people are those who
least wound the self-love of others.-Bruy-
ere
Woodville Republican., 1902-11-01

Judge-0f course, / might let you Of,
asey, if you had an alibi.
Casey-Shure, yer honor, Oh haven't wan
bout me, but here's me lasth quarter, il
.hatll timpt ye.-Philadelphia Bulletin.
Woodville Republican., 1902-11-01

June Tint Butter Color makes top Of the
market butter.
Woodville Republican., 1902-11-01

Energy all gone? Headache? Stomach out
of order? Simply a case of torpid liver.
Burdock Blood Bitters will make new man
or woman Of you.
Woodville Republican., 1902-11-01

The best self-help is helping others
Rams Horn.
Woodville Republican., 1902-11-01
PENSION LAW 4 SPEGIALTY

RELIABLE SERNtcES FRoFFEREp
a manual of useful lnfernsatIon by Edgar 4
Gaddist i. i. b. eoHtaDfHg clear xpoaIton or "
81 pension laws and sub iecta q those who
have served IN the arazE e naFg oa the y. ~
mailed free UPON request 20 fec until Inl
Corresnondeuc8 Solicited. Edgar II 0addla.
Affofney- -at.EsasEs " darlington. y. q
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Supt. of Public Works.
ATTEMPTS TO ENTER OFFICE BY
FORCE.

Following this Mr.. Boyd tried to
effect forcible entry into his old Of
flee, but his way was barred by a stall
wart policeman. Two attempts were
made by Boyd, the first early in the
morning, probably at his own instance,
but acting upon a general letter of
instruction from Humphreys, and later
in the presence of his attorneys, in or
der that he might have legal proof of
the resistance. Both attempts were
rather in the nature of opera bouffe
and the battle for possession of the
office was more ludicrous than other
wise.
When Mr.. Boyd entered the Capitol
building yesterday morning at $3.50
o'clock he was met at the King street
entrance by officer Elvin, who has
been guarding the auditors Office for
weeks past.
81 have orders not to let you go into
the Public Works Office" said the po-
liceman, as botn walked toward the
Office door.
81 am going into my Office" was
Boyd's reply.
The officer attempted to stand in
front of the Office door, when the bulky
superintendent made sudden lurch
and grabbed Elvin, pushing him to one
side. The men grappled for few mo-
ments and Boyd quit and walked away,
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SAVED.

Two persons burned to death,
one frightfully burned and others
injured are tie total of disasters
in the fire which burned the
residence of E. B. Friel, Nuuanu
avenue, between Bates and Judd
streets shortly after 2 o'clock this
morning.
1t is believed that Mrs. E. B.
Friel and her daughter, Eta, Is
years of age, were burned to death
in the house. No trace of them
was found after all the other oc-
cupants of the residence had been
saved.
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feelings
THE SECOND ATTEMPT.
The second encounter, while more
prolonged, partook even more of the
comic opera style. Boyd entered the
building little before 10 o'clock, ac-
companied by F. E. Thompson, one Of
his attorneys. Two officers, Mulleitner
and Nelson, had been placed on guard
about an hour previously, and barred
Boyd's entrance to the Office doors. The
superintendent paid no attention to
Mulleitner's order that he could not en-
ter, and attempted to push his way
past Both policemen grabbed Boyd
and violent struggle followed over
the mating, all the actors, however,
retaining the upright position. Mr..
Boyd was finally forced against a
plush upholstered chair, with his
shoulders resting on the marble top
ped table in back Then Mr.. Boyd freed
himself and asked breathless1y of At
torney Thompson: "Are you satisfied
Eyes, that's all right" was the reply,
and Mr.. Boyd and Thompson left the
building together.
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full examination and consideration of
the premises, and you may safely act
upon it. Very truly yours,
HUMPHREYS, THOMPSON &
WATSON.
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HUMPHREYS ADVICE.

HUMPHREYS ADVICE.
Boyd, in his attempts to take forci-
bic possession of his Office, was acting
upon the advice Of ex-Judge Hum
phreys. The letter of advice is another
contribution to the humorous phase of
the situation, in the light OF subsequent
events, wherein Boyd was expelled, in
stead of being the man to do the ex-
pelling This letter of advice was as
follows:
Honolulu, Oct 2S, 1902.
James H. Boyd, Honolulu.
Dear Sir:-Referring to our conversa-
lion just closed in regard to your title
TO the office of Superintendent Of Pub
lie Works, and your right to take pos
session of such Office and to discharge
all of the duties pertaining thereto.
we have to advise you that both your
title TO the Office and your right to per-
form the duties mentioned, are clear.
We further advise you that, as a pub
lie officer, it is your duty to regard
your engagements with the people of
this Territory arising out of your said
office, as a personal trust of a solemn,
responsible and impressive character,
and that you should personally execute,
do and perform the duties of your said
Office. and not permit the functions OF
the same to be usurped by any person
wbomsoever. 1t is your legal right
and we believe it to be your duty, and
so advise you, that you should forcibly
expel from your Office any, every and
all persons who may interfere with you,
or in anywise attempt to interfere with
you, in the discharge of your duties as
superintendent of Public Works, and
to Immediately discharge all any every
employe or employees of said office who
may refuse to execute your orders and
directions, or who may directly or in
directly assume such a position as to
detract from your title to the office, or
which may impede or obstruct you in
the due administration of your said
office.
We have said that you have the right
to forcibly expel from your office any
person who may interfere with you in
the due execution of your duties as
superintendent Of Public Works; to
make this more precise, we will add
that this advice is given particularly
with reference to one H. E. Cooper,
who is now unlawfully assuming to dis
charge the duties of your station, by
giving orders and directions to the en-
ployes of your office, by publishing no
tees over his subscription, and by sub
scribing himself Superintendent OF
Public Works and otherwise exercising
a general superintendent and control
over the affairs of said office. If MI
Cooper should enter your office and at
tempt to give any direction, order or
command to any of the employees or the
Office, you should request him to leave
at once; should he decline to dosso, 1t
will then be your right and duty to ex-
pei him, as you would any other person
under similar circumstances, using as
much force as may be necessary to ef-
feetuate the expulsion.
This advice is given you after care
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BOYD is DEFIANT.

The opening chapter in yesterdays
proceedings was the forwarding to the
Governor of defiant refusal to resign
as requested. This was couched in the
following language:
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Does Not Make Restitution as in
Other Two Cases But Pro-
poses to Fight.
Police Prevent Him From Taking Possession of
the Public Works Office But lie Issues
Defiant By Authority Notice.

James H. Boyd was forcibly prevent
ed from entering the Office of the De-
partment of Public Works yesterday
morning, following which. Governor
Dole served notice upon him of suspen-
sion. In the afternoon Mr.. Boyd was
$1,650 from the government, and was
released upon giving bond in the sum
of $4,000. X
At 8 o'clock a conference was held
in the executive office between Cover
nor Dole, Secretary Cooper and prom
inent residents of Honolulu who had
been called into consultation, and the
entire situation was thoroughly can
vassed. While no official statement
was given out, the matter of an ap-
pointment of a treasurer was talked of
and a man to succeed w. H Wright
will probably be named within short
time. In the other offices of auditor
and superintendent of public works
there are no actual vacancies, the sus-
pension of an official not having that
effect.
The attorneys for James H. Boyd are
now preparing a petition for writ of
mandamus, but it will hardly be pre-
sented in court this Week