The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1902-10-19
Fun OF TIE WORLD.


Directly he returned home Europe last month.
says an exchange. Richard Mansfield for we'll
known player consult about part in his production
o. Julius Caesar" The happened TO be decidedly
self-appreciatfve.
Good morning said Mansfield as mis- caller
You know I'm preparing Julius Caesar I've capital
let me know your salary As he said this ne turned
to the desk adjust some memoranda
-Four hundred dollars" said his caller.
Mansfield continued his work, with his back turned,
replied pleasantly You win please shut the door
when you out won't your"
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A writer for the Boston Transcript describing Scrub
Oaks. southeastern Massachusetts tells
tale of the residents and the Efforts
o: frank spoken preacher them TO point moral
After reading Of portion OF the Scripture and the
making of prayer the phical part OF the sermon
began which attention called the ungodly lives
OF the Scrub general and the deceased in
particular with the startling conclusion, And have no
doubt that the late MI W IS now even gnashing ms
teeth in heIr, This was much for cd P. II
the ntimates departed ard he strobe from the
high dudgeon, and found at the close OF
the services excedy pacing back and forth the
church green squirting tobacco Juice IN all diree
tons Someone what he thought OF the remarks
as to his friend. DIT s. has told blank lie, says
p. for know for certainty that the Old man hasn't
had a tooth his head for twenty years
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The truth about the practice OF polygamy the
Mormons which appears TO be in dispute among some
English newspaper correspondents is presumably contain
ed in the following passage from letter in which Mrs
j. who is sending her Impressions Of Ameri-
ca to the Dundee Advertiser. describes visit Salt
Lake City. person with whom the lady discussed this
subject said:
1t is practced just before the law foreddng
Il passed Only shebeened instead OF open
I'll tell you how It is may not have more than
house; he have another woman In an
other house-the door-and the and
A friend of mine who wished Mormon bust
ness directed TO a house in the su6urbs-one Of
five adjoining each other
Does Mr. so-andso in this house7' he inquired
OF little boy on the doorstep.
He lives all en- the astounding answer.
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While the Rev DR.. c T. Baylis. the pastor OF
the Bushwick Congregational church. OF Brook
lyn, visiting the Sunday school Of the Bethesda
OF borough. he was asked to speak TO
the children. He took for text ST. Luke x:i2 But
one thing is needful."
Now, bows and girls" said he becoming cenHdentaI
what is this thing which is needful?
Coal" came the pipcd from the center Of the
school
A young lady London was visiting for the frs.
time country farm Seeing a look very savage,
she said to old farmer "oh. how savage that COW
looks
yes miss red parasO are carrying said
the farmer.
wei" she said 4 knew it a trine or
fashion, thought country COW would notice
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While Mr. and Mrs Nathaniel Goodwin in Lon
they performance at the Coincide Theatre
saws the Chicago ocean. From stall opposite
theirs woman enthusiastically waved handkerchief at
them. They bowed pleasantly.
who's that. Max" asked Mr. Goodwin Of his wife.
II know her quite well, but can't think OF her
name"
shes familiar to me- too" replied Miss Elliott. but
her name isn't. forgotten it completely"
Doesn't she write? Why. yes. What ever does she
sign herself? Dear. dear 1 shall forget my own namc
next or yours" Mrs Goodwin's face became
thoughtful fishes been London correspon-
dent Of the BOSTON Herald years and, come TO
think it, well-known American actress
member distinctly being introduced Of the
hers.
At that instant a card presented to Mr. Goodwin.
It bore ady's name-biax Elliott. London correspond
ent for the Boston Herald
y knew Ia heard that before" seriously
mented Nathaniel. ard Maxine smiled
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Rylands who purchased a horse warranted
quiet ride harness and good trotter 70
boot had Invited accompany him for trial
drive They had lar when the horse
bolted Up heap OF stones lying in the road
recovered the disappeared the buggy
shaftless heap wreczage Rylands began TO
What earth you laughing at7' dejectedly in
quired the friend.
why the that sold that horse. lent the
buggy"
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As PADDY was walking along the street one day he
came across chip potato drawn by ass lie stood
and looked at time. when passer b. asked
him what staring at
"Oh" SAYS Paddy. ~begorra. an Owe muny
lazy ass iDoreland but that needs
a steam engine push t..