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phone, and he has adapted this idea to
the construction of the new playhouse
The usal break between the top of the
proscenium arch and the ceiling of the
auditorium is wanting Instead. the
auditorium extends from the proscenium
In sweeping curves. 50 that any line. fol-
lowing wall or ceiling from the stage
TO the rear of the theatre, would form
an arc of a circle, while q cross-section
of the ceiling would show an arc of an
elhpse. The balconies are supported on
box girders spanning the whole building.
so that no column intercepts the view,
even from the space reserved for stand
Ing room, and 1t is believed that from
every one of the 100 chairs the actors
can be seen and heard without effort,
If results approve the faith of the archi.
tect he will have made an important and
desirable innovation in theatre building.
The large lobby of the theatre will
have vaulted ceiling overlaid with gold.
high wainscot of Numidian and black
and-gold marbles and sculptured frieze
designed by Mr.. Howard and executed by
Martiny. In the lunettes formed by the
arches of the ceiling will be placed a SER
les of paintings by Mr.. W. de Leftwitch
Dodge. whose mural decorations are
familiar to visitors to the Congressional
paintings for the new theatre, Music.
based upon an Egyptian theme, and
Dancing" with Greek figures and ac-
cessories, are shown here.
The new theatre is in the style of the
French Renaissance of the period OF
terracotta in one tone. with a base or
granite. The building stands at fremont
Street and Van Rensselaer, Place, in the
heart of Boston. and its owner Is pub
lie spirited citizen who has not been in
terested hitherto in theatrical ventures.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1902-11-23

The Majestic Theatre in Boston, which
it's owners expect to open soon to the
public embodies some original and inter
esting ideas in its construction. After
the safety of the building. It is most inn
portant in a theatre that every patron
shall hear and see all that takes place
on the stage. Mr. John Gslen Howard,
the architect of the new Majestic con-
ceived the idea that the perfect theatre
The Montgomery advertiser., 1902-11-23
METHODIST.

Court Street Methodist Church. Church
and Lee Streets. A. ]. Lamar. d. D., Pas
tor, residence. 113 Church Street; tele-
phone, 439-Sunday School. $50 a. m. w.
w. Pearson Superintendent; Brooks
Flowers, Assistant Superintendent.
Funeral of MIR. Lomax at II a.
m. and preaching at 1880 p. m. by
the pastor, Glass meeting at p. m; Ep.
worth League devotional service at $50
D. m. Prayer meeting Wednes-
day T:30 p. m. Seats free and all are
cordially invited to attend these services.
a@rnoa en- Methodist itinerancy announc-
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CHURCH OF CHRISTI.

Corner Church and Catoma Streets. Sun
day School and Bible Class begins 10 a. III.
Worship at IL a. m. Preaching at II 81
a. m. and 80 p. m. by ]. NJ Barnes At
West End, corner Heron and Sixth Az
enue. Bible Class and Sunday School at
2:3O p. m. preaching at $3.50 p. m. and
80 D. m,
The Montgomery advertiser., 1902-11-23
CHURCH DIRECTORY I
EPISCOPAL.

St. John's Church. Madison Avenue
Rev. Edward Eilerbe Cobbs, Rector. The
Holy Communion at 1880 a. m. Sunday
School $50 a. m; Morning Prayer and
7:sO D. m. Evening prayer every Friday
at 4:30 p. m Glass in church history
and meeting of teachers Of Sunday School
ia class room every Friday at $3.50 p. m.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1902-11-23

Church Of the Holy Comforter-Stewart
Mcqueen, Rector-T. Gardner Foster
ana Joseph B. Jones. Wardens-Services
today at II a m. y. m, Sunday school.
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o'clock. Wednesday night testimonial
meeting at y o'clock Sunday School at
800 d. m. Christian 8, lence Hall. ~ IL
South Perry Street. All are invited.
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day, night. Prayer meeting every We'd

Dexter Avenue Baptist Church.-Preach-
ing at II a. m. and 1880 p. m. Sunday
School at . a. m. B. Y. r. U. meets at
p. m. w. H. McAlpine d. D., pastor.
Rev. S. M. Vass missionary. will preach
at both services today. Night subject,
THE condition, needs and hope of the
negro"
The Montgomery advertiser., 1902-11-23

Central Presbyterian Church, corner
Washington and Lawrence Streets, enc
block south of the postotice-Rev Neal
l.. Anderson. pastor Residence ST
WashinEt ton Street; telephone 294. Sab
bath School at $3.50 a. m, A. w. LeBron.
Superintendent. Preaching by the pas
tor at Ii a. m and 1880 p. m Chris
tian Endeavor Society meets at $50 p. IN.
Prayer meeting onWednesday al 1880 p. IN.
Young Peoples Societies. Junior Society
Christian EndeavOr meets ct 4 p. m. Sc
nior Christian Endeavor Society at $50
D. M
The Montgomery advertiser., 1902-11-23

st John A NJ. E. Church, Madison
Avenue-W. B. Johnson A. NJ. pastor.
Pl eaching at II a. m. and 7.S0 p. m Sun
day School at $3.50 a m, Prof. J. NJ. Moore.
superintendent. Christian Endeavor a.
20 D. m.
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PRESBYTERIAN.

First Presbyterian Church-Rev. C. W
Patterson. d. D., pastor; residence 81,
South Perry Street; telephone 1903.
Preaching II a. m. and 1880 p. m by the
pastor in the lecture hall as usual. Sun
day School at $50 a m: prayer meet
ing Wednesday at 7:S0 .. m. Thanks
giving services will be held at II "a m.
Thursday in the main auditorium.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1902-11-23

Chapel of the Annunciation, Highland
Park.-Sunday School at $3.50 a. H.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1902-11-23

m. r. w Owen. Superintendent Preach
ing at II a. m. and $500 D. m. by the
pastor. Prayer meeting Thursday nigh:
The Montgomery advertiser., 1902-11-23

billiard Chapel A. NJ. f. Zion Church. -
Rev. T. A. Shuford, pastor Preaching at
IL a m and 1880 p. M by the pastor. Sun
.. School at $3.50 a. m
The Montgomery advertiser., 1902-11-23

Pollard Street A. NJ. E. z. Church
Rev. l.. d. Workman. pastor. Preach
ing at IL a. m. and s p. m, each Sum
day Glass meeting Monday and Friday
nights. Sunday school at a. m, G..
w. Wilmington, superintendent.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1902-11-23

Old Ship, A NJ. e. Zion Church, Hol-
comb Street-Rev. c.. II. Smith, d. b.,
castor Preaching at IL a. M and p IL.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1902-11-23

Church of the Holy InpDcents. corner
Heron Street and Fourth Avenue, West
End, one block from car line. Sunday
School at $3.50 p. m, Rev. Charles K
Hodge priest in charge. Evening prayer
and sernon SUNDAY at 7:3O 2. m.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1902-11-23
CoLoRED CHURHEs.

First Congregational Church.-Sunday
School. $50 a. m, Miss Edith w. Garrort,
superintendent Preaching at IL a. m
subject, Christian Activity" Teache' 5
meeting $3.50 p. m. Y =. S. c. E, y. M
Preaching I y. m. j. Z. Sims, b. D.,
pastor.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1902-11-23

Cumberland Presbyterian Church-Rev,
Walter NJ. Crawford. pastor; residence )
Clayton Park. Services today, morning
and evening. at the tent corner Church
and Catoma Streets by the pastor Sun
day School at $3.50 a. M. Porter Mckay,
Superintendent. Preaching at IL a. m.
and 7:30 p. m.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1902-11-23

Dexter Avenue Methodist Church. cor
ner Dexter Avenue and McDonough
Streets, Rev. A. l.. Andrews, d, D.,
pastor; residence, ia North Hull Street;
phone 3O4. Sunday School at $50 a. m;
4. Roemer, Superintendent. Preaching
at II a. m. and 7:SO p. m. by the pastor.
Glass meeting at $3.50 p. m. Junior League
at p. m. Senior League at 6:15 p. M;
PRAYER meeting each Wednesday evening
at 1880 D. m. Ladies Aid Society meets
the first and third Monday afternoon
of each month at clock; Woman's Mis-
sionary Society meets the first Thursday
afternoon at 4 ocolck A cordial well
come extended to every one who attends
these services.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1902-11-23

- II Champley. pastor. corner Stone
Street and Cleveland Avenue
every Sunday at and ! O'Clock p. m.
Sabbath School at 10 a. m. Young Peo-
The Montgomery advertiser., 1902-11-23
CATHOLIC.

st Peters Church. Rev. d. Savac
pastor Sunday, First Mass a. M;
Second Mass at 10 a. m: benediction of
Blessed Sacrament following the late
mass.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1902-11-23
BAPTIST.

First Baptist Church. Rev. c. A. Sta Ike
~. D d. pastor: residence IS Wilkinlon
Street; telephone S7s-Preaching at II q
m. and 7.3O p. m. by the pastor. Sun
The Montgomery advertiser., 1902-11-23

Mt Zion A. NJ F. Zion Church, corn:
Holt and Stone Strests.-Rev. A. s. Wat
klns, pastor. Preaching at IL a. m. AHA
1880 p. m. Glass meeting Tuesday mgr
First Colored Baptist Church.-Sunday
services: Prayer meeting o a. m Sunday
b. J.. Gardner Superintendent, v. c. !
St. Stephens A. NJ. E. Church. Noru
Decatur Street-W. r. Ragland. pssrn'
p. m. Sunday School at a. m.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1902-11-23

Tho Church of the Good Shepherd
Protestant EpiscopaD. corner of South
Jackson and East Grove Streets-Rev j.
r. Brooks, Misunderstanding at II o clock
a. M and o'clock p. m. Sunday school
at o'clock
The Montgomery advertiser., 1902-11-23

The Adams Street Church-sunday
School $50 m, S. b. Sightler, Super
mtendent; Rev. o. F. Gregory pastor.
Residence 500 South Lawrence Street;
telephone 1l4S Preaching at II a. m. and
1880 p. m, by the pastor. Young Peo-
pies meeting. 6:i5 p. m.
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day School at $50 a. m, NJ Cody.
Superintendent Baptist Young Peoples
Union Sunday evening at $50 o'clock.
Prayer meeting Wednesday evening at
1880 O'Clock.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1902-11-23

Clayton Street Baptist Church, cornel
of Clayton ard Holt Streets.-Belt Line
cars pass the door. Preaching at IL a.
M and 100 p. m by Rev. H. 7. Crumpton,
Sunday School. $3.50 A. M Frank Allen
Superintendent. Ladies' Society meets
Monday at $3.50 p. III. Prayer meeting
"Wednesday al 1880 p. m.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1902-11-23

Highland Park Chapel-Sunday School
every Sunday afternoon at 3 o'clock.
.. + Ament, Superintendent.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1902-11-23
CHRISTIAN SCIENCE.

FIRST Church of Christ Scientist holds
its regular Sunday morning services at II
The Montgomery advertiser., 1902-11-23
A Stirring Economy Sale.
Fifty Candidates.

Dame Winter might her coquetng mood but must
hurry, even the expense of Just and fair profit
Here merchandise which varies from the safe hqaiy stan
dar yet prices are quoted which be matched except by selling
qualities not known at Nachman & Meerhefs.
Real economy sacrifices nothing goodness perfect quality
when little price.
This REAL ECONOMY the peculiar characteristic Of this wonderful
sa That what marks Nachman & Meeef the magnet for to-
morrows thrifty
The Montgomery advertiser., 1902-11-23

Was there ever A.child that said thank
you" without being reminded Of 1t?
The Montgomery advertiser., 1902-11-23

Clayton Street Methodist Church, Rev.
NJ II. Holt. pastor; residence ll3 Chur"'
street Preaching at II a m and 1880 p. m.
by pastor; Sunday School at $3.50 a. m.
r. 20. Blakey Superintendent. Prayer
meeting Wednesday evening at 7:3O: Jul
nior League at p. m; Senior League
at $50 D. m,
The Montgomery advertiser., 1902-11-23

Perry Street Methodist Church. corner
Perry and Noble Streets-Rey, ]. II.
Street phone SCI. Sunday School, $50
a. M, Fred S. Ball, Superintendent
Preaching IL a. m. and 7:45 p m. by the
pastor; prayer meeting Wednesday at
* u m.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1902-11-23

South Side Baptist Church, corner
Hull Street and Cramer Avenue-Rev. d.
p. Lee, pastor-Sunday School $3.50 p. m,
J. b. Collier Superintendent, Preaching
at II a. m. and 7:3O p. m. by the pastor.
Ladies meeting Monday A p. m. Prayer
mentlng MednesdAN 40 o. m.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1902-11-23
Offering No. SO

sc Damask at 4oe = yard.
Bleached and half bleaehed pure linen Damask
a inches wide.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1902-11-23

West End Baptist Church-Rev. ], A
Jenkins, pastor. Preaching at IL a. m.
and 1870 p. nj. by the pastor Sunday
intendent Prayer meeting every Thurs
day night at 100 o'clock. Ladies meee
ing first and third sundays at 3 p. m.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1902-11-23

West End Methodist Church-Rev. E. C.
Maye, pastor; residence No. Clayton
Park phone $50. Preaching at II a. IL.
ana 1880 p, m. by the pastor Sunday
s;chool at u a. m. W. r. Holloway, Su-
perintendeIt Prayer meeting WedHes-
da v 40 D. n.
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ed for II a m. will be preached at 1880
D. m. instead.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1902-11-23

Methodist Protestant Church, corner
Blbb and Moulton Streets-Rev. c. B.
Mcdaniel, pastor. Sunday School $3.50 a.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1902-11-23
Offering No. 2.

Chifdren's 45c Union Suits at 23c each.
Closely ribbed and heavy fleece lined silver
gray garments; open all the way down the front;
sizes 8 to ~ years.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1902-11-23
NACHMAN & MEIER,
Offering No. T.

z5e to $t.25 Vests and Pants at SIC each.
& Children's Vests and Pants, "a wool, non
Admirable, pure white and silver gray; sizes 8
30 "a years.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1902-11-23
Offering No. 80

Shirt Waist Suits at $3.50 each.
A small line of broken lots-Glace Silk. Black
Taffeta, Black Peas de Soie-that sold up to
$50; choice for $3.50 suit.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1902-11-23
Offering No. 10.

Golf Gloves 25e, Csc and SOC pair.
Women's sizes an immense purchase OF Is
dozen; assorted eolorings of newest styles divided
into three selling lots; Csc grade tor 25e; 5oe
grade for 35c; 75c grade for SOC.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1902-11-23
Offering No. 80

Chioren's $3.50 C1oaks at $3.50 each.
Long Monte Carlo, plated back, double cape
collar, two toned stitching, fancy sleeves and
cuffs. All wool Kersey IN tan, castor, royal
garnet; sizes to "A years.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1902-11-23
Offering No. 81

500 Damask at 7oe yard.
2yards wide doodle faced Satin Damasls good
weight and fine weave IN beautiful new designs.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1902-11-23
Offering No. SO

35c Towels at DC each.
22x42 Towels in H. S. Heck, II. S. Damask
and knotted fringe Damask; plain white and
colored borders.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1902-11-23
Offering No. 40

Ladies' Goats at $50 each.
A special line of Monte Carlos, English Box
Coats, 27-inch half fitting Goats and 18-ineh
stylish Jackets all made Of finest wool materials
every one this seasons garments tan, castor,
blue, black; large sales have made most of these
broken lots the real va1ue of these are $3.50
and SIS; your pick for $3.50 each.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1902-11-23
Offering No. II

F1annelette Gowns.
A splendid variety of dainty colorings gener-
ousy cost; six qualities SOC, 75e, 89c, 90, $t.25
and s. so each.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1902-11-23

Women's 75c Union Suits at 43c each.
Silver gray, fleece lined eombed yarn; tul
shaped; ankle length: sizes to s.
The Paducah sun., 1902-10-02
LEFT BOOKS.
THIS COUPLE PREFERRED MAT.
ROMONY TO SCHOOL
BOOK LORE.

Sturgis, KY, Oct 2-Some time
before dawn Miss Ruby Wsllaoe, who
is attending the o. Y. college here,
and Mr.. Clarence Martin, son of
prominent young farmer of near Bord.
ley, also student Of college, eloped
to Shswneetown, III. where they were
married.
Nothing was known of the matter
until an open window was found in
the young lady's room this morning,
and the absence of young Martin, who
boarded in the same house with Miss
Wallace explained the nature of their
flight. Miss Wallace and Mr.. Martin
had only been at the college six days
before deciding to cut out prosaic
books and try the blissful state of mat
rimony.
The Paducah sun., 1902-10-02
RILEY WAIVED
The Reticent Burglar Held Over on
Three Charges Today.
Josh Days Clothes Were Misfts-Held
for Mule Stealing.

James Riley, the white man arrested
night before last by Captain Henry
Bailey on a charge Of breaking into
two tailor shops and saloon, waived
examination on all three burglary
charges this morning and was held to
answer, being unable to give bond.
Riley smokes many cigarettes and has
nothing TO say to anyone. His face
always has an expression Of stolid in
difference, and he rarely even smiles,
no matter what is going ON around
him. He will talk to no one, and
the officers have thus far beer un-
able to learn anything about him.
Josh Day is the name of a 10 year
old Cairo negro who wore clothing
made for a man weighing about ESQ
pounds. The clothing, as told else
where, was stolen from Mr.. Stanley of
the Hinkleville road. Day grinned
when asked in court this morning
where he got them and replied that he
didn't buy them"
AS he stole mule and tried to get
away with IL at Mr.. Davis, in the
county, a few days ago, he was war
rsnted for mule stealing, and waving
examination, was held to answer and
went to Jail.
Will Jackson, colored, only recently
back from the penitentiary, was fined
s20 and costs for beating his wife.
The Paducah sun., 1902-10-02
OnIy Eleven hinas.

speaking about the many kinds OF
climate to be found in California with
in a small area" said the Philadelphia
man. Il had an instance OF II few
months ago ! was visiting a friend
on a fruit farm. and went out one
morning where he was at work on a
shed and soon felt cold lie noticed
me shiver and asked what was the
matter.
"'The air feels a bit wlnterish.' re-
pied.
"oh. see. Better walk over to that
tree
Il walked over and found such q
rise OF temperature that | was mop
ping my brow inside Of FIVE minutes.
He noticed II and said:
- I think got stuck In buying this
place. The seller warranted sixteen
sorts OF temperature within, a mile
Of the house. but can't make out only
eleven"
The Paducah sun., 1902-10-02
CHANGE OF DATES
Lee Turner viii Not be Here Next
Saturday.
Frenoh's New Sensation Will Give
Two Perfor mances at Kentucky.

BY cancellation of Lee Turner'S date
for Saturday Frenoh's New Sensation,
the oldest boat show on the Ohio riv-
er, has made engagement to give a
matinee and night performance at The
Kentucky Saturday. They carry 80
people and will give strictly first
class polite vaudeville entertainment
and this will be welcome news TO
many Paducshans, who have long
desired to see this show but didn't
Ike to go TO the river They will
play at popular prices, l5, and goo at
the matinee and SOC at night for the
best seats.
It will be the first time they ever
played in an opera house except their
own.
Lee Turner's company, ON account of
necessary changes in route, has been
unable to make Psducah, but will
probably come later.
The Paducah sun., 1902-10-02
insure good roads.

The people on the wild and pictur-
esque outskirts turned out Monday,
and voted the COW on the people down
town who take some pride in their
yards. Next time the latter will
probably more fully appreciate the
necessity of going to the polls to
vote on such important public ques-
tions. In the precincts down town,
where most of the voters are against
the COW, not third of the full vote
was polled, showing that the people
remained &C home.
The Paducah sun., 1902-10-02
Fr.seh crltiel.m Of Coli.

80 But your game OF golf Oh, yesl
I know him. You put on the tunlc
and red, so red as the Ingleesh rosblf
underneathdone. You strap your sack
Of bended head sticks on the back OF
boy twice as small as the bag.
He scrape a mud pudding to make
balance ieetle white ball. He make
three bad tries TO balance him, then
very angry you call loud, Four
Then you what you call address the
ball. and, my faith, your address some
times is OF language to mape afraid.
you strike. and the ball find him
self in the bonkalre. You call loud
for the nibelungen stick. and beat the
dust till your partner say. 'Ho! chuck
it, You say--but my friend. ex.
cuse myself to repeat what you say.
"Ah, my friend. you are a great ma
tion. but your games-they give me
what you call re hump"
The Paducah sun., 1902-10-02
TWO MEN OF PROMINENCE.
Author and Inventor Alike Deserving
OF Honor. 10 n''I

Author and Inventor Alike Deserving
OF Honor. A2'l
Il had got out my FIRST book" said
a Philadelphia author. "and It had
passed the critics and brought me
fame. when ! took a trip into the IN.
terror Of the state. | was at private
house when the editor Of a weekly
paper called upon me and spoke OF
my book in hattering terms and
added:
And now want TO meet an.
other great Pennsylvania genius
one whom the world will soon be talk.
ing about
what has he written?' I asked.
"'Oh, he's not a writer. but an in.
ventor-has just invented the grand.
est thing Of the century and is as
modest about It as you are over your
book
"'And what is II, pleaseT
"'Sir. he has invented a wire nose
piece to prevent hog from roofing
up the soil, and IN not only show you
the man himself. but not less than a
dozen hogs standing around and won.
dering what In blazes has got into the
roofing business
The Paducah sun., 1902-10-02
A Joke That Failed.

Wheb Linlsy Sambourne, Punch's
chief cartoonist. was a draughtsman
at Penn's engineering works. his love
for practical Joking was irrepresslble.
There used TO be a young French
draughtsman in the same office. and
one day Sammy" conceived the idea
of hooking down the French youths
hat and mailing It all around the
brim firmly on the desk. When lunch
time arrived all but the French youth
were aware of the joke. He took
down a hat on the pegs. placed II on
his head and walked out. II was Sam
bourne's own hat he had nailed to
the counter.
The Paducah sun., 1902-10-02
OLD cREmAToRIuM FOUND.
Ancient British Burial Ground olseov.
cred Near Reading.

Ancient British Burial Ground olsoov.
cred Near Reading.
What the absented minded old lady
called a creamery has Just been dis
covered near Reading, says the West
minister Gazette. Twenty urus, con-
tanning calcined human bones, have
been unearthed at Sunningdale, near
Camberley. A mound was being re-
moved In the construction OF golf
links. when three urns were discov-
cred Under the direction OF Mr.. A. O.
Shruhsole, +. @. s., curator OF the
geological and anthropologicsl depart.
ment OF the Reading museum, q fur.
ther search was made. and seventeen
more we're brought to light II is be-
lieyed by competent authorities that
the mound was the site OF an ancient
crematorium-probsbly battles
ground-in pre- Roman days. Some Of
the urns are one foot four inches in
diameter. They are Of ancient British
make. and may safely be ascribed to
the time before Britain came under
the Roman influence. II is estimated
that the burisis must have taken place
between 1000 and COCO years ago.
Some Of the urns have been sent %
the British museum. the Reading no
scum. to oxford and to the Louvre,
Paris.
The Paducah sun., 1902-10-02
NE KNEW THE SYMPTOMS.
oyspsptle Extends Hand Of FrisndshIp
TO Fello. Sufferer.

Life is a failure" said the tired
looking passenger. In a grave and far
away voice. Man Is a fraud. woman a
bore. happiness delusion. friendship
. hnmbug: love is a disease, beauty 9
deception, marriage a mistake. a wife
a trial. child a nuisance: good ia
merely hypOcrasy evil is detection
The whols ysiem Of oxistenoe--life.
morality, society, humanity and all
that's a hollow sham. Our boasted
Wisdom Is egotism generosity Is i'm.
becility. There rs nothing of any i'm,
portance but money. Money is every
thing; and. after all. what Ia every.
thing7 Nothing. R-r-r-r-ri"
Glad TO meet you, sir" said the
thin little man with the ginger-hued
whiskers, extending his hand cordially
to the speaker. Il have the dyspepsia
pretty bad at times myself"
The Paducah sun., 1902-10-02
CAUSES roa MoiDlsd oauaoH


Found No Favor with Child.
There is a certain bibshop whose
piety is unquestioned, but who has
an unfortunate habit Of preaching
very long sermons He has. besides.
an exceedingly sonorous voice, and
people living anywhere within a block
Of his church can hear him without
taking the trouble to enter the sanct-
uary. A few Sundays ago he was an
nounced to preach at popular church
and the people who entertained him
had a little daughter who was very
fond OF attending service. When the
family got ready little Elsie naty re-
fused to go with them.
Il don't want TO go TO church" she
declared.
whats the metter?" asked the
mother. much surprised, ARE you illg"
Il don't like the bishop" confessed
the child.
"Oh. Elsie, that's a wicked thing to
sayl" gasped the mother.
Il hate the bishop" insisted the lit
tie one.
Tell mother why" said the hostess.
Well" said Elsie confidently, the
bishop breaches so long that ! can't
keep awake. and he breaches so loud
that can't 20 TO sleep" As the d.
vine tells the story on himself. IT'S
probably true.