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The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1902-02-25

NEWMAN LECTuRE.-Mayor. elect James j.
O'Ncill of Carbondalc, will lecture before the
Newman club tonight on Archbishop CARROLL
His Life and Works"
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1902-02-25
D., L. & w. Board for Today.

The following is the makeup of the
Delaware, Lacl1awanna and Western
board for today:
MONDAY, FEB. -.
Extras East.-S p. M, f. llallett; 10 p M, r..
Cayanaugh; II p. M, loboken, IL. Dohcriy.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1902-02-25

SEMlANNUAL MEafiNG.-Thc sem.annual
meeting of the Congregation Anshe Chesed will
be held this evening at o'clock in the vestry
room OF the temple \ large attendance is de-
sired.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1902-02-25

FOR HOSPlTAL.-The trustees OF the State
hospital acknowledge, with thanks, receipt OF
contribution OF Sl2.25, being proceeds Of Sewing
Day Lunch, held by the ladies OF the Home Mis-
sonary society of the First Presbyterian church.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1902-02-25

AUDITING COMMTTTEE.-The joint auditing
committee of councils met last night and ap-
proved number of bills without question.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1902-02-25

MEETING POSTPONED.-rhcrc will be no
meeting of the Central Women's Christian Tenn
perancc union this afternoon.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1902-02-25

evidence of the decline or absolute ces-
sation of the present outbreak.
Evening star., 1902-08-16
FOR RENT-HOUSES.
FURNISHED.

FOR RENT-FURNISHFD-
on y ID. ave near Washington Circle; IL rooms:
ami; completely FURNISHED This Is a de-,
sirabie residence; situated on three streets: may
be leased by the year '
IT MARTIN BROS. 1928 Pa ave
FOR RENT-HANDSoMEIY FURNISHFp MOD
ern iu-room brick house, fronting SOUTH line
helShcorhood near Capitol; terms low: refer
ences. 5o4 b ST ne anr.2t.
foR RENT-HANDSONELE FURNISHED RESI-
dence. No 1905 Connecticut ave NV; adjoining
British embassy; II rooms, = baths: in excellent
otuer; FOR particulars apply to CHARLES v.
MALl>hi $40 ~ st. NV. Office hours. to IL
m. and 20 4:3O pm iel4-s-tf
Evening star., 1902-08-16
Advertisement
& Subscription
Branch Offices.

Tor the convenience of patrons
CLASSIFIED ADVERTISEMENT or
MAIL SUBSCRIPTIONS may be left
at any cf the following branch offices
of The Evening Star:
Evening star., 1902-08-16

FOR RENT-R. W. Wal
1425 yelling NV, 10r. d.
Sept 23. $50. 90
Furnished, 1906 X st
NV. Or. b. $50. 90
No 301 Sherman apis. 6r
& b, Aug l to Nov 1.
per month. $50. 90
2506 18th NV. 12r,b. 20. 90
1So6 II NV. Or, b. 5000
1923 Oregon av, Or, b.35. so
Stable ear l723 v st. n
CALL AT OFFICE FOR
au1e-S. IN. th-ff
Evening star., 1902-08-16

FOR RENT-IN The 'LAFAYETTE,' 1907 1TH
ST. NV, one of the best flats in the city for the
money; D rooms and tiled bath; steam heat; gas
range, &c.: rent. S32.50 per month. by the year.
open for inspection. B. F. SAUL, 9TH and |.
nv
Evening star., 1902-08-16

FOR RENT-HoUSE No. aus 6TH 81, w: 10
Si7.50. f' s..'
Evening star., 1902-08-16
WANTED-SALESMEN.

WANTED-A COMMISSION BIG ENOUGH To
produce heart failure for travelling men with
golden tongues and established routes: side line
Box 153. Covington Ky II
Evening star., 1902-08-16
OR RENT-WEST a EVANS.

IS 10Th st. n,w. .
,"hh -ur UNI Sonuo 1905 3d, Tor. uufur.. 40 so
Iowa cir. l'rfur 200 80 l426 9th or ulf sta 40 so
i ISL IT. mr. 500 1873 Riggs .'rS D. unf. 80 80
,oi1 - III UNI 5000 l62l 18th NV, grAh. 40 30
l'4t : llr unfur .6D0O 2lS5 q nyc lr q Inr 37 sd
aul6tf ''''
Evening star., 1902-08-16

.kER q son. loO6 + ST.
ISIS Oregon av, Or. h,
Sept 15......... 80. so
112f Sth NV, Sr, b. 80. 90
34i3 Morgan av, Or. b,
Sept 10. 5....-.....2 rs. so
l5os 30th NV. Cir. b.25. IS
1910 Both NV. Or. b.25. .35
Flat 1io4 18th. sr.b.25.Oo
Brichtw'd 6r. d. Sepl 1880
1880 10Th ne. or, b. 1850
1349 $ Cap sw. Ar. $50
w. ......... .S5o.OO
COMPLETE BULLETIN.
Evening star., 1902-08-16

FOR SALE~OR EXCHANGE-BLACKISTO
Island situated In the middle OF the fotou,a,
river, about SO miles from Washington surroupdcd
by bed OF white sand and free from malaria
Finest duckin2 and fishing place; plenty CT
oysters; g0 acres, more or less; never has over
Moved. The prettiest spot that can be found iry.
where. WILL EXCHANGE FOR WASHINGTON
PROPERTY. r. S. DONALDSON COMPANY
u' l1ncorporated), 62O 10th st. NV.
Evening star., 1902-08-16

Fifty Cents per month or - Cents
for two weeks Invariably in advance.
The address may be changed as fire.
qUently as desired by giving the old
address as well as the new one.
Evening star., 1902-08-16

FOR RENT-2GS d ST. NV. UNFURNISHED.
I'd and 3d-foor fats of rooms and bath; com
pete for housekeeping; steam heat. Apply
premises. au15-3ts
Evening star., 1902-08-16

FOR RF2NT-PARTIES ABOUT TO LEASE FINE
new steam ted house Columbia Heights
wish to rent third floor. unfurnished, with bath.
to adults. Address Box 80, Star office. au163t'
Evening star., 1902-08-16
WANTED-RooMs AND BOARD.

WANTED : IN JEWISH FAMILY 2 COM
nuhicatlng rooms with board for mother and
son: permanent If suited Address Box 1I9
Star office. 1ts
WANIED-lN A GERMAN FAMILY 2 COM
munieating rooms with board for mother and
son: permanent II suited. Address Box 81 Star
Office. lie
Evening star., 1902-08-16
EAST WASHINGTON.
ADVERTISING EATES.
MAIL SUBSCRIPTION RATES.

One cent a word for Rooms For Rent
Rooms and BOlrd-Bo Boarding-Wa
ed Help and Situations
Evening star., 1902-08-16
WANTED-AGENTS.

NANIED-EASf MONEY; RELIABLE MANI
featuring concern will assist You to establish a
profitable local business: no canyassinr hut le-
gitinaie and new merchandising plan: exclusive
territory; particulars free. GALLATIN SONS
York. Pa -
WANTED - AGENTS: INVEST 81 WITH rs
couple same with solid work and earn thousands
TINS season; no competitions: failure impossible
BOSTON G. co. Richmond. Va au2-s-3t.
Evening star., 1902-08-16

rNFtRNISIED ROOMS
439 9th NV sing or en- sriit. al3l5 Al - nw
49,. IVY CITY,
iI5 Corcoran st. .3r.sl0 l3s Providence st Or So
aul6-3ts ''''-'' "'NO
Evening star., 1902-08-16

FOR RENT
l'"' Pa ave. fat, rooms and bath hot water
-. sas panst S35 so
aul63t NfSCoTT & WILCOX. 1907 Pa ave,
toR R RENT-Bf JOHN QUINN. al7 ITII 81, SW
ituo sw Sr, mi $50 ~ 3ol 10th sw. lnr mi $40 so
ttS Iith sw Or. nj - 80 a3l f sw Or rrnI 20 51
10 e%'3 "a r. sM, tr ami - % I23 1th sw. 3r nat Il so
az "a sw' Gr ami. i53o5s Fenton st, Gr.... ii5o
Evening star., 1902-08-16

lines. keys at this Office. Price ..... $40 month
34S3 Morgan ave, Holmcad Manor: a new Il
room and bath; just completed; red brick and
style; two squares from cars. Price -. $50 80
40 y y ave. NV; S-room and bath with
S,aoie III rear; GOOD condition.; cars 10y door.
SOTO l3th st. NV; beautiful 3-story bay
window house. containing IL rooms. tiled bath
billiard room; perfect condition aud one of The
hnest houses ON the heights. Price. ...... S45 80
10 Mass. ave ne; a fine Broom and bath
brick house, one square from cars: perfect con-
dition. Price reduced to..................S SD 80
Soo St ne: very neat two-story bay win
dow brick house; rooms and bath; perfect con-
e . . e % . d. . p
52I Sd St ne; a two-story bay-wndow brick
house; rooms and bath; excellent condition.
1t H. r. HOWENSTEIN gln 4; AZ m w
Evening star., 1902-08-16

WANTED-FLAT. OR FIVE ROOMS: PFRMA-
nent If suited: references exchanged: only one
child of eight; vicinity of Smithsonian preferred
Address ]. G. C.. Star Office.
Evening star., 1902-08-16

FOR RENT-IN THE VIRGINIA APARTNENTS
sl2o G St: 4-room and tiled bath apartment;
$4,000; NEW AND Up-TODATE building; hot,
cold water. and janiIor service.
a163t' WM. A EASTEIiDAY, Agt us nth ST
Evening star., 1902-08-16
NORTHWEST.

NORTHWEST.
y. ]. ave. & II st. n-w.--stanhope n Pharmacy.
Conn. ave. aad l. st.-Woods Drug Store.
Vermont ave. and / st--EinE's Drug Store
18th ST. 4 Il. !. ave.-Hrylc * Co. 5 Pharmacy.
18th and L Sts--Purtncr Drug Store.
18th st. < Welling plaCc-Eppley's Drug Store.
Tth and T sts-- CrisweiFs Drug Store.
Woodward & Lothrnp's-Postal Tel. Office
: kann sons & CO--Postal Telegraph Office
qI2 Ia. svc.-POstal Telegraph Of!icc.
s-h auG sts--FGstal Telegraph Offiee.
9Th AMI sts.-PpStHl Telegraph Office.
L : Caplt0l-Postai Telegraph Oalce.
CITY Post Dtiice-T0Stal Telegraph Office
Columbian Euilding-P0stal Telegraph Once
Ilbitt II1~se- Postal Telegraph O:fce.
Icuifcr Euildiug-PuStal Telegraph Office.
RIGGS Tl1gse-I'"S:al Telegraph Office.
New willard Hotcl-PoStIl Telegraph Offce
National HotcI-Postal Telegraph Office.
EAST WASHINGTON.
11th & East Capitol SITS -Ifaley's Drag Store.
9Th & II Sts. n.c--W. Armstrong; Drug Store.
% ST. Il a. ave, s.e--Dohyn's Drug Store.
SOUTHWEST.
Postal Telegraph OfIce-foot 11th st.
GEORGETOWN.
Scd and VI sts.-O'Donnclrs Drug Store.
go and y stS.-O' rDucll's Drug Store.
90
Evening star., 1902-08-16

For complete list Of property for rent send for
au1Gf b. H--wARNEf 90. als NV
Evening star., 1902-08-16

FOR RENT-FLATS-53 NE; ROOMS AND
bath; hot.water heat gas range; porcelain tub;
convenient; near q. +. Office. CAEWGOD K
GARltEfT. 18th st. and " Y ave NV Key
with II. p. Pillsbury 90 II ne aulG-3t.
Evening star., 1902-08-16

FOR RENT-NEW FLATS; . ROOMS, BATH AND
cellar; front and porches and yard: Coz and
COG Whitney ave. NV. l.. Z. BREUNINGER,
725 10Th st NV aul5-3t.
Evening star., 1902-08-16

FOR RENT.1o22 7TH ST. NV; ROOMS:
third floor: IS per month. Apply at SHREENE s
R. r. OFFICE. 18th and \. Y. ave. NV au152
Evening star., 1902-08-16

FOR RENT-2i3 DEL. AVE. Ne; AN ATTRACT
I've modern brick house; u rooms and BATH
steam heater in good condition; near Capitol and
Library; S5o.15 per month.
au16-3t WESCOTT x WILCOX 1907 Pa. ave.
, 1902-11-14
WHEN KENDALL WAS BoSsEp.
Popular Actor Tells Of His Expert
ences With a Printer,


Ezra Kendall was once the editor OF
a small upstate paper, which was
saved from untimcly death. So Kendall
says. many times by the foreman OF
III" composing room. He was a rood
man. a very good man. that foreman"
Kendall atirms. but he could never
understand me. LaCings, Never was
a mar laced by any one as / by that
r~umpusItOr. He said | was worthless.
lazy, a fool. a ~hloCkhead. a shlitless
do nothing. fit for nothing on earth
but to talk and go to ball games.
told him a man could not be we'll
htt"d for any higher missions. but
somehow that didn't seem to improve
his opinion of me. He went right on
laCing me. and to this day the poor
man cannot understand how in the
name of common sense | have bccn
judged with a star part. or how | can
have made a success as an actor |
tell him | didn't do it in the name OF
common n but by invoking the OPP
posite diviuitics. But he only rcturts
mat | was the biggest stick that ever
tried to edit a paper. with that air of
hnality a man assumes wheu he ends
a scientific argument with a quotation
from Genesis or Revelations. You can
fool some of the people all Of the time.
but o can never fool your valet Gr
the foreman OF your composing room"
, 1902-11-14
The Best Remedy for Group.

This is the season when the woman
who knows the best remedies for Group
is in demand in every ~neighborhood.
One of the most terrible things II the
world is TO be awakened in the middle
of the night by a whoop from one of
the children. The Group remedies are
almost as sure to be lost. in case of
Group, as a revolver is sure to be lost
in case of burglars. There used to be
an old fashioned remedy for croup.
known as hive syrup and tolu, but
some modern mothers say that Cham
terlain's cough remedy is better. and
does not cost 81 much. 1t causes the
patient TO throw up the phlegm"
quicker. and gives relief in a shorter
time. Give this remedy as soon as
the croupy cough appears and it will
prevent the attack. 1t never fails and
is pleasant and safe to take. For sale
by Frank H. Eggleston. druggist.
, 1902-11-14
One Minute Couch Cure

Is the only harmless cough cure that
gives quick relief. Cures coughs. colds.
Group, bronchitis. whooping cough.
pneumonia. arthma, LaGrippe and all
throat. chest and lung troubles. | got
soaked by rain. says Gertrude E. Fen
ner, Muncie. Ind. and contracted a
severe cold and cough. | failed rap
idly lost As pounds. My druggist
recommended One Minute Cor.n Cure.
The first bottle brought relief: several
cured me. am back t o my old weight.
l4S pounds. One Minute Cough Cure
cuts the phlegm, relieves the cough
at once, draws out inflammation. cures
Group. An ideal remedy for children.
Laramie Drug company. Williamson
and Stephenson, pharmacy graduates.
, 1902-11-14
MOVEMENT POCKET MAPS
VI THE STATE OF WYOMING


There having been so many calls re
Gently for .1aps Of the State OF Wye
ming. The Republican has been prompt
ed to put in a supply for Its patrons
The map selected is issued by Rand
McNally & Co., and is up-tu-datt In e.
cry particular. II Is arranged in nea
book form and Ia suitable for carrying
in ones pocket, Is neatly covered ant
very durable. In addition to the map
there is a large amount Of valuable IN
formation concerning the state, con
tanned in the book. 1t has a new and or
iginal compilation and ready indel
showing In detail the entire railroad
system. the express corcoany doini
business over each road ard accurate
ly locates all cities. towns. p%ostofices
railroad stations villages. counties. Isl
ands, lakes, rivers, etc.
The special feature of this poke
map r Locating the branch or par
%ticular division Of railroad upon which
each station Is situated; the neares
mailing point OF all local places; desiE
mating money order postofices; tele
graph stations. and naming the com
pany doing business at the point wner.
the several companies have oflces
The population Of the various town,
Is given according to the 1900 census
These pocket maps will be sold foi
the small sum of rs cents each and cal
be had only at The Republican ONCE
A cop- will be given free with ever!
six months' subscription to The Dali!
Republican, paid In advance.
The Republican also furnishes tn,
very latest wall map issued by Rand
Mentally & Co., for the sum Of 81, o.
will give 1t free with each yearly sub
scription to The Daily Republican pale
in advance. This map is kept right u,
to the time and shows the United
States and its new possessions on tn,
one side and the world on the other
The Rand, McNally & Co. Atlas o
Three Wars may also be had at Tn,
Republican ONCE for the low price o
so cents per copy, or It will be giver
free with every six months subscrip
ton to The Daily Republican pain IL
advance. The Atlas is the latest pub
lishei ana like the pocket map of Wyo
ming ard the wall map is right up-tt
, 1902-11-14
WHAT HE MIGHT EAT.
Suggestions Made in Good Faith Did
Not Improve Matters.

osS6SSN'S'o "uoS III ooOo III cI1
Not Improve Matters.
Heard a good story on an eastern
minister. He is a vegetarian of the
strictest order. and in the course of
htc pastoral career he was invited out
to a Sunday dinner by one of the sis.
tiers OF his flock, whose name for
the nonce shall be Brown. Old man
Brown didn't go to church that morn
ing. His wife told him to expect her
to bring home company to dine, and
he. with the aid of the cook. laid the
foundation for a superb repast. Mrs.
brown came home. but all the com
pany she brought was the minister.
They were seated at the table when
this sort Of conversation ensued
Mr.. JONES' meaning the minister.
what part OF the chicken do you like
best?"
Really, Mr.. Brown. l don't care
about any chicken"
Well here is some extra fine roast
beef; try some of this"
Excuse me, Mr.. Brown, | will fore
go the beef"
81 have some tender lamb down
here. how will that suit?"
Il never eat lamb"
We'll, now, | know you can't refuse
his boiled ham"
Pardon me, but ham never
touch
During all this time Browns father,
an old g~ray-haired sinner, had been
seated near him, watching operations
and. standing 1t as long as he could.
sQueaked out In a piping voice:
John. maybe the damn fool will
suck a raw egg"
The enjoyment Of that dinner was
spoiled.
, 1902-11-14

tious will pay the same as the lndi-
'!duals o' To ASK the question is one
thing To solve the problem is en-
tlt"Iy another. There is inequality in
every county of every state in this
union. 1t has always existed and al
ways will exist. We cannot hope to
r'ach perfection. but if We do not get
b! st"rical and all work together for
equality and cxac justice We can ac-
,umplish a great deal at tn" coming
>'ssion Of the Legislature.
, 1902-11-14
A Tradition Up to Date.

Raleigh, upon returning from his
voyage. informed Elizabeth that he
had called his discovery Virginia" in
honor Of the Virgin Queen.
"Blockhead," she uruttered to her
self, why didn't he name the cigars
after me-"
And it was noticeable that she
stamped heavily on his cloak when ne
threw it in the mud for her to walk
over.
, 1902-11-14

Not that time" snOrted the pueii.
list, banteringly. as he sodged a terrific
left hook for the jaw. You don't
know me-"
Il must confess replied his oppo-
nont, politely, that although your
name is familiar your face escapes me
for the moment"
, 1902-11-14

Small Boy-"Pa VITA, is dchorn-
ing Father-"Wny, it's cutting the
Aorns off cattle" Boy latter reflect
ingD-"Pa, wlat is '!~ctuiIing?" Father
growing irrItatetJ-"What in the
world are you asking so many ques-
tions for?" Boy-WeIl. | saw in the
PAPER the other day where Gen. Chat
fee detailed a whole squad of his
men"
, 1902-11-14

By sending 10 miles VIM. Spirey, of
Walton Furnace, Vt, got a box of
Bucklen's Arnica Salve. that wholly
cured a horrible fever sore on his leg.
Nothing else could. Positively cures
bruises. f%elons. ulcers. eruptions. boils,
burns, corns and piles. Only CSC.
Guaranteed by c. n. Settele. pioneer
druggist.
, 1902-11-14
She Couldn't Forgive Him.

Who is that man your wife cut
dead on the street yesterday"
That's One Of my best friends.
Mary is a it'll" ~prejudiCcd against
him hecaus" h." happened to be a
registrar in one of the election booths
some tim" ago and was obliged to
asa her how old ste was"
Didn't sh' tell nim?"
Tell him. Certainly not"
But why rot
because she knew he knew"
, 1902-11-14
Not Edible.

Harvard Hasben-Madam. | amt
had anything to eat for t~wcntyfOur
hours. and
Mrs. Goodart-PoOr fellow There's
an old coa of my husbands hanging
on that line yer there. and you
Harvard Hasbeu-Pardon mo. ma
dam, | know my whiskers are getting
long, but do | really look like a goat?
, 1902-11-14

Mrs. TcmpertOn-I'ye got the dear
est old darling of a husband that ever
Happened. He AS an awful temper
and about once a month ne gets mad
and tears up my best hat.
Miss Singleton-And you call him
4 dear old darling after that? How
can you?
Mrs. Temperton-Well, you see. he
always has a fit of remorse next
day and buys me a better one.
, 1902-11-14
ArGument EasilY Settled.

Two old friends meet after a separa-
ton of many years.
Time flies says one. but. after
all. you are not so bald as | expected
to find you"
BALD, | should say not. Look in
the glass yourself. I've more hair
than you have
More hair than l have? That's alb
surd. perfectly absurd, Let's count
EN-"
, 1902-11-14

He was an ardent but economical
lover, and had been counting her for
three months.
When do you think. dearest" he
said. as they sat ncar the moonlit win
dow M evening, that the moon ap-
pears at its best"
Il think" she replied. that the
always looks the loveliest when
n is returning from the opera"
He took the hint.
, 1902-11-14
Expensive and Handsome.

D%orothy's Papa-"So to-mOrrow's
your birthday. oh? Wen. well, must
give You a ME, present. Come. now.
choose one as han. ne and expensive
a. ..u please
] Tothy-"I will take Jack Harduppe,
please. papa. dear"
, 1902-11-14
Something He Hadn't Done.

Bungle-'Td like to know who the
idiot was who originated Its never
too late to mend" Ascum-"Why?"
Bungle-"Ill bet he never put on a
hired bathing suit and didn't discover
until he got into the surf that it was
ripped
, 1902-11-14
The Man With the Hoe in Idaho.

A new folder Issued by the Oregon
Short Line Railroad company bears the
above title. 1t Is issued in the interest
OF homeseekers, and gives an excellent
and interesting description and write
ur Of Idaho as an irrigation state. A
copy ian be had by addressing
D.. E. hurley, D. S. SPENCER,
G. P. & T. A. A. G. P. & T. A
Salt Lake City. Utah.
, 1902-11-14

Bramble-l wanted to name the baby
John. but my wife had set her heart
on calling him Gerald.
Thorne-And you named him Ger
aid, of course.
Bramble-No, We did not. My wife's
mother thought Ebenezer was a pretty
name. and that settled it.
, 1902-11-14

Is it possible. miss. that you do
not know the names of your best
triends?"
Possible? Why. of course it is. !
90 not ever krow what my own name
may be a year or two hence"
, 1902-11-14
An Unusual Button,

This collar button is my own inven-
ton" said the street fakir. and the
name | have given it is Fault"
Because everybody has faults?"
suggested the red-nOsed mar in the
crowd.
NO. my dear sir, simply because it's
so easy to find"
, 1902-11-14

Il suppose said the plain citizen.
sarCastically. your convention was
perfectly harmonious"
on. shur".' replied O'Flynn. we
all wint to it lookin' fur a fought. an
We had plinty av it"
, 1902-11-14
Too Cold.

All" joyfully exclaimed the old
fashioned man, whom she had accept
ed. Il was determined to win you"
Yes she replied, but | dion t
think you would stoop so low"
How? When"
When you passed my lips and
kissed my hand"
, 1902-11-14
When the Trouble Started.

let US talk this ove calmly as be-
tween nan and man said the fellow
who wanted TO make up.
1T is a good deal Of a concession
for me to make" began the other,
but"
At this point actual hostilities de,
~veloped.
, 1902-11-14
I; you are bilious and seeking advis.

ers,
Take DeWitt's Little Early Risers,
Just before going to bed.
You will find on the morrow,
You are rid of your sorrow-
That's all; just enough said.
These famous pills do not grippe, but
move the bowels gently and easily,
cleansing the liver. Their tonic eff
feet gives strength to the glands, pre-
venting a return Of the disorder. Lar
annie Drug company, Williamson and
pharmacy graduates.
, 1902-11-14
His Choice Jury.

Lawyer Brief see that case of
yours is on. Jury drawn yet?
Lawyer Skinner-Yes, and its a
splendid one.
Lawyer Brief-Above the average in
Intelligence. Ell?
Lawyer Skinner-No; way below
l.,
, 1902-11-14

Actress-You are a divorce lawyer. l
understand?
Lawyer-Yes, madam; secure d.
vorce without publicity.
Actress-Uh-I'm in the wrong Of
fee. Good day, sir.-New York Week
ly.
, 1902-11-14

Flowery FielQs-W'y did yer leave
yer wife, William?
Weary William-Oh. she WIZ fichty
and c~hangeable. Useter hide her peck
etbook in a different place most every
time: never seemed ter care hCH
much trouble she made me.-LesIie.s
Weekly.
, 1902-11-14

Patience would never squeeze my
feet Il of shape.
Patrice-Oh, yes, you would. If you
were in nv shoes.
, 1902-11-14

MOUNTAIN HOME LODGE NO. 81,
L. A. 10 the B. Of r. T. Meets in G.
A. r. hall second ard fourth Thurs,
days at 2:30.
Mrs. Francis Storey. Mistress.
Allie Zentz, Secretary
, 1902-11-14

Mrs. Benham-Mother is
Benham-No, she isn't.
Mrs. Benham-What 90 yCT ~na,'
Bsnham-Whatever is is rig.
, 1902-11-14
What Did He Mean?

Disconnected Artist wish | had Z.
fortune. | would Y paint again.
old man. | wish l had one. I'd give it
to you"
, 1902-11-14

Stella-Did you know tha; ChoIIv
Saphead follows the hounds
Bella-No: | always thought he fc.
lowed the monkeys.-Judge.
, 1902-11-14
SOCIETY DIRECTORY.

Secretaries of organizations will
of offers or other corrections desired.
, 1902-11-14

ALPHA CHAPTER NC. j, o. E. S.
Meets the first and third Tuesday
evengins Of ZACH month ir Masonic
hall. Mrs. Fannie Settele, w. NJ.
Mrs. Mary E. Hynds. Recorder.
, 1902-11-14
LADY ORGANIZATIONS.

CUSTER CORPS NO. 20 y. K. C.
Meets first and third Monday evenings
in G.. A. X. hall.
Mrs. S. J. Miller. Pres.
Mrs. Kittie Appleman Secretary.
, 1902-11-14

A complete line OF legal blanks at
rhe Republican ONCE.
, 1902-11-14

HERMION TEMPLE NO :, RATH.
BONE SISTERS. Meets first and thiru
Thursday evening in X. of P. hall.
Mrs. Maggie Langheldt. M. Z. c..
Mrs. Mayme Fishe-. NJ. Of X.