Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1902-05-16
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Count the days. Blue-gills in two
weeks.
Plenty of the clerks could guess who
the June brides will he.
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Mr. French certainly made 1t plain
that the Richland & Mahoning is short
of funds.
Hammocks get buster. Who would
not gladly be hammock ham
| mocks?
If the Canton-Akron Co. had only let
the people know when to expect 1t
a reception committee would have
| been on hand with a brass band.
j. 4. +
More Akronians will now run over
to Canton to spend their Sundays, in.
stead Of seeking the quietude of the
lakes.
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| Happy the man whose thoughts are
burdened not by care, when, like the
Jolly old Pedagoguc,' of long ago,
he smokes his pipe in the balmy air
every night as the sun goes down.
= + T.
"Ofiice Lflcall' is the way the
Wayne County Democrat heads the
official call for the Democratic pri-
mary election in Wayne county May
be the Wayne County Democrat is mad
at somebody.
| 1t Is a good thing that the B. j..
while fishing In its scrap pile for a
picture of Gen. Dick" did not get hold
of n likeness of Lydia Pinkham. 1t
ought to he ashamed of Itself, anyway,
to keep the Generals picture in a
scrap pile.
Great many people are glad to
hear that there is possibility of the
Everett-AIoore syndicate retaining the
n. o. 7. property especially since the
announcement that the syndicate
wants to build q vladuct across the
Cuyahoga valley.
+ 4. I.
Good for Squire w. +. Coleman. He
takes the happy couples coming 10
him to have the knot tied, right into
the parlor of his home and makes them
feel that they are mt home! a good
many people get married only once 1t
should be a happy event and Squire
Coleman is willing to help make it so.
j. + 4
The Telegram takes all the credit
for killing the Seese bill 10 amend the
| City Commissioner law. Over at Ak
ron they are blaming the politicians
and Senator Harris the farmer of
Saybrook, with having brought about
the defeat of the measure. 1t Is In
order for the Telegram to send dele
gntion to Akron to inform the people
there that 1t did 1t with its little
hatchet.--Youngstown Nindcator.
Booth Harrington, the author. is
defendant in suit ut Indianapolis for
| $1,000 damages for maintaining
nuisance in the form Of doughnut
factory. Doughnuts and literature are
Il new combination, but the returns
seem to be satisfactory. But our
own Colonel Sawyer has Author
Tarkington's record beaten mile.
The Colonel in addition TO being an
author, has a phosphate factory, and
is making money at it.
j. T. J.
And so the Beacon Journal admits
that 'the r. +. Goodrich Co. will build
an experimental plant on the land re-
Gently purchased In the eastern part of
the city At the time the Democrat
announced this important piece of
news, two months ago, the r. T.. in
accordance with its custom wpenit gets
'sc0oped,' came cut the next day with
n denial Of the story. In fact il crit.
icised the Democrat for even presuming
to say such n thing. However, it is
very satisfactory to zee the h. j. come
around once more and acknowledge
being "scooped' by admitting the au-
| thNhtl'Ny VI INC HtbiN INDilSlI'u StNtl'
al weeks ago by the Democrat. The
way of the Tailender passeth under
standing,
+ + :,
An exchange says under the head
of:
"A STORY OF DICK:
--"Dick,
"ChIs. Dick
Colonel Dick,
General Dick,
Congressman Dick,
Coy. Dick"
The esteemed ghows shocking ignor.
ancc of the gentleman's history or
else was unnecessarily brief. The
story should read:
Dick.
Charlie Dick.
G. W. L, Dick
Chas, w. #. Dick
Auditor Dick.
state Chairman Dick,