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The Kemper herald. (Scooba, Miss.) 1875-1908, 1902-11-06
Going to Barbarism.

Muscatine, Iowa, Oct. 29.-
CONSERVATION was caused here
by Rev. j. L. Murphy, of the
English Lutheran church, who
said In a lecture on the race prob
lem that the study of the socio-
logical condition OF the negro
today proves that he is deterio-
rating in this country, will later
lapse into barbarism and finally
become extinct. He points out
that before the war the negro
was trustworthy, and the honor
of any woman OF the South was
safe without the protection of
white men. Today, however, a
white woman scarcely dares ven-
ture forth alone.
Mr.. Murphy says that not only
is the black man becoming de-
graded morally in the South, but
also physically. Physicians tes-
tify that he is more susceptible
to diseases than a few years ago,
and especially in pulmonary
troubles. Pneumonia is almost
always fatal. The position taken
by MIR. Murphy is that in time
the progressive class of blacks
will tire OF the conditions in this
country and return to their tor
mer African home to teach their
fellow blacks, while those LETT in
this country will then rapidly
become extinct.
The Kemper herald. (Scooba, Miss.) 1875-1908, 1902-11-06
GOES LIKE HOT CAKES.

"The fastest selling article I
have in my store," writes drug
gist G. I. Smith, OF Davis, KY,
sis DR. Kings New Discovery for
Consumption, Coughs and Colds
because it always cures. In my
six years OF sales it has never
failed / have known it to save
sufferers from Throat aud Lung
diseases, who could get no help
from doctors or any other rem
edy" Mothers rely on it, best
physicians prescribe it, and Ward
the druggist, guarantees satls-
faction or refunds the price
Trial bottles free, Regular sizes
SOC and 81
The Kemper herald. (Scooba, Miss.) 1875-1908, 1902-11-06
HIS LIFE IN PERIL

81 just seemed to have gone
all to pieces" writes Alfred Bee,
OF Welfare, Texas, "biliousness
and lame back had made life a
burden l couldn't eat or sleep
and felt almost too worn out to
work when | began to use Elec
trio Bitters, but they worked
wonders, Now | sleep like a top
can eat anything, have gained in
strength and enjoy hard work"
They give vigorous health and
new life to weak, sickly, run
down people Try them, Only
Soc at v ards drug store
The Kemper herald. (Scooba, Miss.) 1875-1908, 1902-11-06
Had No Influence.

On one occasion the late Will
liam M. Evarts discovered K.
Delafeld Smith, the well known
lawyer, and then corporation
counsel for the city, singing with
all his heart, and whispered to
his friend:
"Why there is Smith singing
7 Want to Be an Angel ]
knew he wanted to be district
attorney, but l didn't know he
wanted to be an angel"
The remark was repeated to
Mr. Smith and quick as a flash
came the retort:
"No, / never mentioned tho
matter to Evarts, knowing thai
he had no influence in that di.
rection. New York Times.
The Kemper herald. (Scooba, Miss.) 1875-1908, 1902-11-06
OLD PEOPLE HAVE THEIR
TROUBLES.

Mr.. Francis Little Of Benton
Harbor, Mich, is over eighty
years OF age Since 1866 he has
been troubled more or less with
indigestion and constipation aud
has tried almost everything in
use for those ailments. Last
August he began using Cham
beriain's Stomach and Liver
Tablets and was soon feeling
much better. In a recent letter
he says, 81 have used three boxes
OF the Tablets and now think /
am WE'LL" These Tablets i'm
prove the appetite and invigorate
the stomach, liver and bowels.
For sale by Ward, the druggist.
The Kemper herald. (Scooba, Miss.) 1875-1908, 1902-11-06

Jackson, Miss, Nov. 2,-Pri-
vAte kilograms received today
state that Bishop Hugh Miller
Thompson, of the Protestant
Episcopal church of Mississippi,
i $ sinking rapidly and a special
train will bring him from New
York to jackson. Bishop Thomr
son was operated on in New
York tor cancer OF the throat
a month ago.
The Kemper herald. (Scooba, Miss.) 1875-1908, 1902-11-06
FOR SALE.

5 mules-3 well broke, having
plowed five and six seasons
young and unbroke, home raised
one 5 year old stallion; home
bred, saddles and works kindly;
all the above animals in good
condition. l offer tor sale be-
cause they are surplus aud not
needed. For prices, terms &c
apply to John I. Bryan, Giles
mississippi.
The Kemper herald. (Scooba, Miss.) 1875-1908, 1902-11-06
w arden Parchman has been

Warden Parchman has been
in more trouble about his book
keeping methods, the usual in
vestigation has been held and
the Warden was exhonerated.
Wouldn't 1t be good idea to
throw the old books into the
waste basket, get new set, an
other book-keeper aud new
man for warden of the pen. The
people OF the state have ample
cause to be suspicious. Too
many trials, too much smoke
Better try new deal all round.
The Kemper herald. (Scooba, Miss.) 1875-1908, 1902-11-06
BEWARE OF THE KNIFE.

No profession has advanced more
rapidly Of late than surgery, but 1t
should not be used except where alb.
solutely necessary. In cases of piles
for example, it is seldom needed. De-
Wits Witch Hazel Salve cures quickly
and permanently. Unequalled for cuts
burns, bruises, wounds, skin diseases.
Accept no counterfeits. ~ was 90
troubled with the bleeding piles that ]
lost much blood and strength" say J
@. Phillips, Paris, Ill, "De Wits Witch
Hazel Sslve cured me in short time
Soothes and heals. For sale by M. I
Ward, the druggist.
The Kemper herald. (Scooba, Miss.) 1875-1908, 1902-11-06

Bishop Thompson has been a
prominent figure in religious
aud church affairs in Mississippi
for mum ber of years, and his
conservative course has won for
him friends in every walk oi
life, and his deth will be deplor-
ed by the members OF all protes'
tant denominations.
The Kemper herald. (Scooba, Miss.) 1875-1908, 1902-11-06
Bond Notice.

In accordance with secs 3014
4 3015 code OF 1892, at a regular
session of the Mayor and board
of alderman held in the town OF
Scooba Oct. 81 1902, on motion
bonds to the amount of $1,000
were ordered to be issued; said
bonds to be known as street
bonds, and the proceeds of the
sale of said bonds to be used to
repair the streets of said town Of
Scooba. Done by order of the
board.
P. McCalebb, Mayor.
K. M. Quarles, clerk.
The Kemper herald. (Scooba, Miss.) 1875-1908, 1902-11-06
LINGERING SUMNER COLDS.

Don't let a cold run at this
time. Summer colds are the
hardest kind to, and if neglected
will linger along tor months. A
long seige like this will pull down
the strongest constitution. Ohe
Minute Cough Cure will break
up the attack at once. Safe,
sure, acts at once. Cures coughs,
Group, bronchitis, all throat and
Lung troubles. ::The children like
it. Sold by M. Z. Ward.
The Kemper herald. (Scooba, Miss.) 1875-1908, 1902-11-06
p No definite news from the
election up to going to press
There was a very light vote
cast in Mississippi Tuesday.

All the congressman from
Mis- sissippi were elected anyhow
and the amendments were hand
somely defeated. 'Rah for old
Mississip!
The Kemper herald. (Scooba, Miss.) 1875-1908, 1902-11-06

A sentimental editor out in
Kansas asks "Are there any
sweeter words in the English
language than I love your" Per
haps not. But the wordsss"Here's
that money [ owe you on SUBJ
scription," sounds mighty nice
to the ear OF a newspaper man i.
Exchange.
The Kemper herald. (Scooba, Miss.) 1875-1908, 1902-11-06
N Office Municipal Registra
tion and Election.

The voters of the town OF
Scooba, Miss. will take notice
that D. f. Carr has been appoin-
ted registrar OF said town of
Scooba aud those entitled to and
deserving to register will appear
before him at his Office in the
town of Scooba during the
months of October l. November
1902, as the books will be op en-
only during the two months as
stated; see sec. 1929, code 1902.
The voters of the town OF
Scooba, mississippi, will
further notice that the regular
municipal election for one may
or and five alderman will be
held on the second Tuesday in
December 1902. r. II. Irby, j.
w. Harden and w. R. Stewart
have been appointed managers
of the election, with r. H. Irby
custodian of tickets. Done by
order OF the board of mayor and
alderman of the town of Scooba,
Mississippi.
X. M. Quarles, Clerk.
The Kemper herald. (Scooba, Miss.) 1875-1908, 1902-11-06
announcements,
The election tor Congressman
passed off very quietly.
DR.. III. s. Gully, OF Meridian,
has been quite sick with pneu-
monia; he is now improving.

A cold wave swept over west
Texas last Sunday, and the
snowfall on the slopes OF the
mountains in New Mexico was
reported to be very heavy.
The Kemper herald. (Scooba, Miss.) 1875-1908, 1902-11-06
FARMIFOR SALE!

A Sandy Land Bottom Farm
that doesn't overflow +; s70 acres
cleared and fenced a comforta-
BILE, above-an-average country
residence, two tenant houses ;
barn, stable, and other necessary
out houses we'll watered. This
farm is situated three miles south
of Oak Grove, and ten miles from
Lauderdale Station.
Terms easy. Apply to
w. W. MOORE,
Daleville, Miss.
The Kemper herald. (Scooba, Miss.) 1875-1908, 1902-11-06
RAN A TEN PENNY NAIL THRO'
HIS HAND.

While opening box. ]. @. Mount,
Of Three Mile Bay, N. Y, ran q ten pen.
ny nail through the f-shy part OF his
hand. II thought at once OF all the
pain and soreness this would cause me, .
be says, land Immediately applied
Chamberlain's Pain Balm and occasion
ally afterwards. To my surprise it re-
moved all pain and soreness and the
injured parts were soon healed. For
sale by NJ. E. Ward, Druggist.
The Kemper herald. (Scooba, Miss.) 1875-1908, 1902-11-06

The census reports taken from
the ginners' books up to Oct.
18th give about 5000, 900, which
is estimated to be go per cent of
the crop; that would make the
present crop only about ten mil
lion bales.
The Kemper herald. (Scooba, Miss.) 1875-1908, 1902-11-06
HALF FARE TO N. O., LA.
Seooba, Miss.

Account American Federation
of Labor Meeting, New Orleans,
Nov. 13 to %. the Mobile and
Ohio X. r. will sell tickets on
Nov. IL and II at rate of ONE
FARE for the roundstrip. For
particulars inquire of your home
agent or any NJ. & 0. representa-
tive.
The Kemper herald. (Scooba, Miss.) 1875-1908, 1902-11-06
FORTUNE FAvOR's A TEXAN.

"Aaving distressing pains in head
back and stomach, and being without
appetite, began to use DR.. Kings New
Life Pills." writes W. P. Whitehead, of
Kennedale, Tex, land soon felt like
new man." Infsllible in stomach and
liver troubles. Only 25c at Wards
drug store.
The Kemper herald. (Scooba, Miss.) 1875-1908, 1902-11-06
CHEAP RATES
mo

OA1CA1 IVA Go
TO
Texas, Indian and Oklahoma
Territories
Queen & Crescent Route
via Vicksburg and Shreveport.
Nov. 4th and 18th, Dec. End
and 10th, 1862, Jan. 9th and Goth.
Feb. 3rd and 18th, March 3rd &
18th, and April 7th and 21st
1908. For tull information, ad-
dress, y
R. w. BONDS, TIP. A.,
Meridian, Miss.
The Kemper herald. (Scooba, Miss.) 1875-1908, 1902-11-06
TAKE ARE OF THE sruM .CH.

The man or woman whJs ,s'xes IN
ia perf-ct and whose stomach perforn.
ITS every function is never SC K de-,
cleanses. purlties AID swee e..s hs
stomach, and cures positively aid pr
manent,y all stom ach troubles, dyspep
sia aud indigestion. It lie the wonderful
reconstrpctive tonic that is making no
many sick people we'll and weak people
strong by conveying to their bodies all
of the nouris hmspt in the food they eat
Rev. J. H. Holiday, OF Holiday, Miss.
writes X dol has cured me. consider
it the best remedy | ever used for
dyspepsia and stomach troubles. / was
given up by physicians. Kodol saved
my lite. Take it alter meals. For sale
by NJ. Z. Ward, Druggist.
Kodol Dyspepsia Cure
Dluests what you eat
For sale by Ward.
The Kemper herald. (Scooba, Miss.) 1875-1908, 1902-11-06
FOR SALE

Poland China Pigs; 8 months
old-Pnce s1oEa'pair or 6 for
a single pig. Delivered at..depot.
E. M. CLARK,
Seooba, Miss.
The Kemper herald. (Scooba, Miss.) 1875-1908, 1902-11-06
COFFINs CAsKETs.

T. G. NcClain has charge OF
L. A. Jacks undertaken depart
ment and will keep on hand a
complete line of coffins and cas-
Ike is at the lowest possible pri-
ces. Terms cash.
The Kemper herald. (Scooba, Miss.) 1875-1908, 1902-11-06

A mother landslide for the re-
publicans; they swept the earth
The next congres is republican.
The Kemper herald. (Scooba, Miss.) 1875-1908, 1902-11-06
j. e. Tinsley,
DENTAL SURGEON.
SCOOBA, MISS.

Offers his professional services to the
people of Kemper County. All kinds
Of dental work done neatly and prompt
ly. Satisfaction guaranteed.
The Kemper herald. (Scooba, Miss.) 1875-1908, 1902-11-06

Buy your dry goods aud gro
ceries at Dukes.
The Kemper herald. (Scooba, Miss.) 1875-1908, 1902-11-06
BOSTICK. E. E. BOSTTCK. W. L. BOSTICK
T. J. Bostick & Sons
MERIDIAN, MISSISSIPPI,
MANUFACTURERS On.
yellow Pine Lumber
YELLOW PINE Doors THEIR SPECIALITY.
CAR LOAD ORDERS SOLICITED.

Garry in Stock All Kinds OF Rough and Dressed Lumber
Flooring, Ceiling, Moulding Blinds Doors Brackets SASH &C., &
The Kemper herald. (Scooba, Miss.) 1875-1908, 1902-11-06

.,SCOOBA, MISS.
NORTH Bound.
No. 2 leaves daily a:45 An
No. 4 /" /" 4:10 P. Nj
No. 16 " (w'k days.
mixed $50 A. NJ
South BoUNE
No. / leaves daily lis An
No. 8 12:42 P. NJ.
No. Is (w'k days.
mixed 11:50 A.. NJ
c. .. CLARKE,
0ensrsl Manager. ST. LOuxk.
c. "A. SHEPARD. JMo. N. BEALl.
GsniFesss Agept Ast6enlrsssr Aesst
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sseme bebrobt pirb, neil iie tbrer eigez
men u~eber3eugung itatt Der ibres NOD
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fpuut - bunn nirb es am glaBe iein.
iiber ffe gu urtbeilen. Gs tit ni9t mai>
mes Qmfes, bas 8ertrauen 81 perraz
then. bus cine leibenbe Srau in mid
febt, a6er Sic f0nnen Dem interehanz
ten, alien 5oIiil OberIt Marim idgen:
er unD bic anDeren alien Wetber bes
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS bes 9rimel6un5es
mDqen Srau Clifton @Durtenap CUR
@prfiBenoen nG6len unb aufs 8eite
ausnuBen = Tie baden bo3 MIR Die
duBere 6iiGe Der 6rau fir fi6. SAr
6er8 f9ldgt ben 9ott gu ben S6rttten
6e8 porpGrts muri9irenben Bottles:
tire @eiItesuugen bliden angeitrengt
na6 Der 6errli9fett elmer fommenben
morQenbdmmerung aus"
Die Mnii9ten iiber 5rau Clifton
Gpurtenup tpuren al1o re6t berf9ie0en,
Q[ber ale erfldrten fie einittmmtg fir
cine rei5enbe Srau.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1902-08-10

selefbIfraBe. Oas fam mid ober
nobrli9 berbieBen!"
nWas fam Sic berbrieBen?"
Der 6rembe f9pieg, tpdbreno er
nod elm @tiif @ebGd ber5ebrte.
rSaben Sic benn ME bas Spmnd>
fun Der Reformirten befu9t?"
nNie. cS6r @eii9t fam mir glet6
i'm erIten Qugenblid febr unbefannt
Dor, unb nun bat es fi4 audi pirfli3
berausgeiteIt, bub mir uns i'm 2ehen
nod ME geieben 9aben."
SD mar aufseitunpen unb CAB benz
MGbden einen @inf, ben Slid ab3uz
rdumen. Sd babe, ba4te i'd, i6n i9on
lange 9enug betDittgt.
,5ie limb Elm braper Mann," fagte
Der Srembe unb f4ittelte mir 9er3Raft
bic 6anb. r4ber lpes6alb baben Sic
benn ni9t ge5pro6en3"
oS9 IG9elte Derlegen.
nGeben sic, i'd babe neuli6 in elmer
3eitunq gelefan, baB, na4bem mdn
Mc8inlep gum Yrdlipenten Der Yer
cinigten @taoten gepd4lt, i5n $4,000
@6ulfoGegen aufgeiu4t bdtten. SD
febe bemna9 ben 8eiu4 BON S6ultolz
leqen als bas &riterium Der 8erubmtz
beit an"
Ser 5rembe iub mid nit aufrldttz
Ger REMEMBERING an.
r@ie iinb ulio elm %berii6mter
Mann?"
.Su," foqte i9 i'm Some bes beideiz
benen SelbftbepuBtIetnS.
Sd gratulire. Sd fange an, ntrt=
li9 gu bebouern, baB t4 nit Sbnen
ni9t CUR S4ule gegangcn bin"
l1nb bamit %entfernte er it4, nod0em
er BEL mir bret SaFen S6ee, Elm Bier
telfilo papri3irten Sped, neun lsdere
@9eiben S9infen unb breiunr8fpan@
gig @tid pogati9crln per3e6rt unD
bGna9 iieben Gigaretten gerau6t bdtts.
@enn er mir nur tD%enigitea5 ietnen
Namen genannt bGttel
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1902-08-10

Nm Na9mittag ieBte 5i4 Mtagbalena
nit 8dla mitten in Die Sonnenflut6.
0as &ino jau65te unb freute Ii9, unb
bic Mutter trGumte bpQ @rndrtung
unD @lauben. Wenn @benD5 ibr
Munn tGme, no1te tie inn 8ier unb
Safe 6oIen Iafen, poQte tie ii4 gu linn
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1ogen, ME iie mad unb na3 Die 8ettelt
gu fiiQen geOente, etnen neuen Ofen
fpiirDen lie betommen, gepeiBt piiroe
perben, unb bann mo6te ite nod Elm
tpeiBes 8oradng4en fir bas 5enfter,
Nber Sul3tragcn piirbe 1ie nod LANCE,
9a miiBts iie I6on QQes 6aben, mas iie
genunnt bate unO grIparntfe Oa3u.
Die 8ala t0nne gang gut ben Sag iiber
Bel Der MinIterin bleiben. ngi4t,
8al9en?" -iagte lie laut 81 benz &tnbe,
r9u tpirft nit @initers 6ran5i ipiez
len. - @6er fie6, bu tommen Ganli
unb Marieb9en f9on," rtef Wtagoaz
lena unb nidte ben 5pei Mdb6en 81,
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gel 6erauffamen. Marieb9en la9te
unb treiidte, ais ie Die Mutter nit
Der 8leinen lab unD ftir3te auf tie 81.
Nanlt pabrte t6ren S6ritt unb
i6ren Grnft. @or Der Mutter blieb tie
fteben unb iagte: Inns 6ungert." Uta>
rieb4en itimmte i6r BEL.
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babt?4
ng}ein," f4rie Marieb4en. runb besz
9al6 6ungert uns."
Magoal3na ba4te nu4, bann Ia
9elte Ite berd6tli9.
LIMB mas bat bic Maurin geiagt?"
tpunbte lie ii9 an Nanlt.
yGar ni4ts; angei4aut bat tie unS
lange unb uns bann our Sbir Atnaus>
gei9oben."
8ei Mugbalena bId6ten it4 Die gaz
fenflIgel, unD fe murmelte: nBabrz
baftig, ~uusrau6en Ip1te man tie"
Inns bungert," ruun5te Nanli.
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Dides. = Ob, ib drgere MID ni4t nee
gen bieier 9et."
Bel bieIen Worten erbpb fi4 0tag0a>
lena unb gtng nit ben W}Gb3en Der
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Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1902-08-10
&leiber II.
T. IN. mad Dem 8af4en
0uuf neu" NIT &Ppre=
tur gu erfeBen.

tur 3u per eben.
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gu empfe6len, neil OieIe mciit gu itcif
fperbcn unb no9 alien Seitcn i~tarren.
onitatt in tpei6e 6alten ii6 gu legen,
felbIt nenn man Die 6tGrte, O0er
au6 8elatine, nod 10 ie6r Der0iinnt.
6tatt Der1elben ~berpenDet man beIier
peiBen 3uter, cine 20Iung BON etna
einem GBl0ffeI auf } Quart 8afer,
tuu6t bic betrcffenOen 8egeni tdnoe
binein, briitt Iie aus, idldgt ite in Elm
sud- uno biigelt Ie nod feu6t,- 9latz
tie @cpc6e rc6t8, QeItidte erft auf Der
Itnfen5ctte, bQnn re6t5 no6mal; 3terz
bur6 errei6t man cine Qppretur fpte
Bel 1euen 6tDffen. - 9teie Dirt 1T
bur9au8 crprpbt uno nurhe mir Don
elmer 8ii8Iertn berrothcn. Selbit fit
Die uQerfeiniten @cpe6e, fir 6taus.
point lace 2(rbciten ETC., Gu6 fiji
64leier unb SiiIgeDe6e fam 3uder'
DuFer a~ngetpenoet ncroen. DAB man
beim 8iigeln DOrii6ttg Ietn mug, lit
fel6treoenb; Da5 @iien barf nt4t gu
betB icin; Der 9iBgrub muB oor9er
probirt neroen.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1902-08-10
Nus Der guten aGten Sci

Nus Der guten alten 3ett.
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t0nneu g. na8?"
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lid auf Der Sugb i'm 6pdgebtr8 gene
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i'd 5u einem Qbbang getommen bin zen
i'd 6erunter muBte, bah i'd meme ger
Soft empfo6lan, unb bin in orel 2e!7
fels Hamen abgeruti6t limb 3 mir
riemals mas g'i4eb'n. 4Iio madsa
g es aud 10 .,. Gmpfe5len g m So
rer @ngft Sbre Seer @ott nn0 tan9sn
g in brei 9eufe(s Gumen enolta an"
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1902-08-10
SrIGnDti6e5 8inbfletf4z
6 eri0t.

CBiQig.) % @funo berries Rinbz
fletI6 niro in S8ei6en geI6nittcn unb
nit II Quart 8afar in gut emutllirz
ter p6cr trDcner &aherOQe 0ufQeIeBt.
9a3u fiigt man bret Bis pier 3wiebeln.
eins ge76nittene mittelgrOBe MtObrriiz
be, gfeffer uno Sal3 unO OGmpft aQcs
unQefd6r u Big II StunOe. SnbcFen
fat man einen gebGuften Suppente1er
ro6er, ge7ddlter &~artOFfeln nit 7iebenz
benz Da6er gebrii6t, legt Iie gu benz
TleiI6 unO lGBt DuS @ert6t nod 1 big
Il Gtunbe langidm to6en, 10 DuB bic
3~artoffeln gu 8rei 5erfauen. Que3
tptrb 3uiammen in elmer tiefen S4Ifet
angeri4tet.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1902-05-21
MENU FOR KINGS DINNER.
London Is Busy Specializing Upon
What Can BE Had for a Half
Million.

# 100000 persons are to be Toasted
for 100000, what may they expect to
have in their menu? A little elemen-
tary arithmetic shows that the money
available amounts to 100000 shillings,
and, assuming that shilling head
would be available for the RECALLING
of the kings humble guests, repre-
sentative put an inquiry to a director
of a well-known firm of refreshment
contractors as to what he would be
prepared to provide,
1t was suggested that the time of the,
year might influence the tastes of the
diners; but, with a knowledge born of
long experience in furnishing similar
feasts, the gentleman Intercepted OBJ
served, smiling, that that made no diff
ference. Dog days or winter, the ban
queters would expect very solid and
filling sustenance; and he expressed
his conviction that for the sum named
it would he perfectly practicable to
provide "square meal" of joints,
sweets, cheese, a limited quantity of
beer or mineral waters, and perhaps
even trifle in the nature of dessert.
If, as is most probable, local benevo-
lence should come forward to furnish
the liquid portion of the dinner, and
amateur walters would minister to the
needs of the feasters, then the banquet
may become more e:aborate.-London
Telegraph.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1902-05-21
Social Calls by Telenhone

"Formal calls said a society wom-
an, "are becoming obsolete. 1 mean
the running in of an afternoon, chat
ting for five or ten minutes, leaving
your cards and rushing off to the next
place on your list. That sort of thing
is growing beautifully less. I make
nearly all my calls now over the
'phone. It is so much more comfort
able and saves such a lot of time and
bother. I just sit down in my own
home and call up Mrs. Jones in her
home. owe her a call. If she is in
she comes to the phone and although
! may have nothing in particular to
talk about, we chatter away for sew
eral minutes, and before ring off
impress upon her the fact that AM
returning her call, and that she need.
mt expect me to come in person.
Philadelphia Record B. 81
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1902-05-21
GENIAL CUSTOMS INSPECTOR.
Entertains = Indy Traveller with His
Chat While He Paws Over
Her Wardrobe,

eyes, ma am, very sorry, ma'am, but it's
me duty. En-, nothing dutiable there? Well,
that's for me to say, ma'am" relates the
Cleveland Plain Dealer. "Your keys,
please: Pop! and there we are! Very nice
ly packed, I'm sure. That's something we
can't learn to do here, ma'am. Nice gar
ments, ma am. And now We'll toss it over
here on the dock, ma am. Silk waist, EN-?
It looks innocent. I'll drop it here, ma am.
You watch it to see that nobody steps on it.
l. this real lace, ma'am?, Very nice effect,
I'm sure. That would please my wife i'm
mensely. She doats on lace, ma am. You
certainly have some very nice things, lady.
Is this all handwork? That's real cunning
with the narrow colored ribbons run through
it like. that: Yes, I have to throw 'em
around. There amt no other place. But
don't you worry, it's good deal cleaner
here to-day than usual. It's so nice to have
things in sets. Oh, yes, Tn pretty near the
bottom. There! that's ALL There amt
nothin' dutiable that can discover, ma am.
Don't mention it. Shall chuck the stuff
back again?"