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Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1902-12-05
TRUST PUBL
CITY BILL
Sub Committee of the House
Judiciary Committee Re-
ported Favorably.
PRIVATE BILLS CONSIDERED
The Contestants in the Wagner
VS.. Butler Case, from st. Louis,
Mast Prepare Their Papers
in 35 Days Instead of 100,

Washington, Dec. 5.--The sub-com-
mttee of the house Judiciary commit
tee having trust legislation under con-
sderation, today reported favorably to
the full committee, the publicity bill.
Then the committee referred this bill
and all other, to a special sub-com-
mittee consisting of Messrs Littlefield,
Overstreet Powers, Clayton and De
Almond.
TIME WAS DECREASED.
Washington, Dec. 5.-Elections COM
mittee No. of the house, considering
the case of Wagner VS.. Butler from
ST. Louis, today decided to report
resolution providing that the time to
be given THE contestants for preparing
their cases, be limited to 25 days in
stead of $50, as the rules now provide.
PRIVATE BILLS CONSIDERED.
Washington, Dec. 5.-This being Fri
day the house devoted the day to
consideration of bills on the private
calendar.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1902-12-05
GREAT BRITAIN HAS IT.

London, Dec. 5.-Bitter cold weather
continues to prevail throughout the
United Kingdom. Gales and heavy
seas Interfere with the channel traffic
and there has been many minor cas-
snow is general, including the channel
islands, which is almost unprecedented.
Similar conditions exist on the conti-
nent.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1902-12-05

The report of the senate committed
on territories to amend thu omnibus
statehood bill as it passed the house
was determined by one vote. The de-
Gliding vote in favor of the majority
report was cast by Senator Bard of
California, says a special from Wash
ington to the ST. Louis Globe Demo-
crat. Senator Beveridge, who had
ate leaders, to reject New Mexico and
Arizona, was not sure of the result in
the committee until the final vote was
taken and Bard declared himself.
Those who voted for the majority re-
port are now eXerting themselves to
line up supporters for their report and
to prevent reconsideration.
The special says the opposition to
statehood for New Mexico and Arizona
comes largely from New England and
the eastern states The leaders for
statehood have Il strong adherent to
their cause in Senator Quay and he is
re-enforced by Senator Elkins of West
Virginia, and Senator Platt of New
York With the exception of these
three senators, the friends of the state
hood proposition hail entirely from the
west.
Senator Aldrich of Rhode Island,
Senator Hale of Maine, Senator Platt
of Connecticut, and the other leaders
on the Republican side are doubtful
of the outcome One of the senators
who has been comforting with them
and planning for the defeat of the bill,
admitted he feared the majority report
of the committee would be rejected. He
said:
"Of course, | am opposed to the
three territories becoming states. I do
not believe that either New Mexico or
Arizona is ready for statehood. Just
now it looks as though we would have
trouble in getting a majority to oppose
the determination of the western sena-
tors to put the bill through. We have
made careful investigation and are
to muster an array Of facts to
establish that the two territories should
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1902-12-05
Public Land Statement.

Washington, Dec. 5.-A statement
prepared by Assistant Commissioner
Richards Of the general land office,
shows 6,109,030 acres OF land disposed
of by the government during the first
quarter of the current fiscal year, the
receipts therefrom ,aggregating $685.
O29, an increase Of 6Ot,S97 acres and
1,1S4,91O in receipts over the first quar-
ter of the last fiscal year.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1902-12-05
Macveagh in New York.

Scranton, Pa, Dec. 5.-Wayne Mac
Veagh left for New York this afternoon
He said he had no engagement to meet
any body regarding a strike settlement.
There are persistent rumors that he is |
to meet some of the presidents of the
coal carrying roads.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1902-12-05
SNOW is DRIFTING.

Philadelphia, Dec. 5.-A fierce snow
and rainstorm, amounting almost to a
blizzard, is prevailing through Penn
sylvania today. Railroad service in all
directions is badly crippled and tele-
graph and telephone wires are pros
trated. Throughout the anthracite coal
region, the fall of snow is reported to
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1902-12-05
Santiago sauche. Burieil.

The funeral Of the late Santiago San
chez was held at the Catholic church In
East Las Vegas Wednesday afternoon
and interment was made in Upper Las
Vegas. He was SO years old at the time
OF his death and was the father of Tomas
and Ramon Sanchez.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1902-12-05
Omen to Altayista.

The Dawson branch of the Rock
Island system has been opened for traffic
to Altavista, about forty miles north OF
Tucumcari. The work is being pushed
rapidly.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1902-12-05
IN THE CATSKILLs.

Catskill, N. Y. Dec. 5.-A fierce bliz.
zerd struck the Catskill mountains re-
gion last night The wind is blowing a
sixty mile gale and traffic is DELAYED.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1902-12-05
GALLUP ATHLETES ORGANIZING.
Arc Now Discussing, Incorporating aud Building
GYMNASIUM.

Plans for the organization of the Gal
lup Athletic Association are being
brought rapidly to head and forty OF
the citizens have Joined. Several meet
inqs have been held and now plans are
being discussed for the building of a
gymnasium. 1t is expected the associa-
tion will be Incorporated.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1902-12-05
Reed is Better. .

Washington, D. c., Dec. 5.-The con-
dition OF former Speaker Reed is consi-
dersbly improved this morning.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1902-12-05

! be very heavy and it is drifting badly
neccgsitating the shN ating down OF
mar v collieries.
! FIVE INCHES OF SNOW.
| Pittsburg, Pa, Dec. 5-During the
uight the heaviest early snow storm in
are five inches of snow on the level,
and much inconvenience has resulted
to street car and railway traffic. Snow
iurries still continue.
MUCH COLDER TONIGHT.
Washington, Dec. 5.-A severe wind
and snow storm visited this city last
night and the snow is still falling.
wires is reported. The weather bureau
promises clear weather for the after
noon with much colder temperature to-
night. The storm is central on the
New Jersey coast and will rove north
ward in New England tonight, where
it will be most active.
RAIN AND SLEET STOPPED.
Memphis, Tenn, Dec. 5.-The rain
and sleet in the territory adjacent to
Memphis, stopped falling ait 9 o'clock
last night. The weather is cloudy and
colder. The telegraph companies re-
port that communication with south
ern and western points is uncertain
The reports from Arkansas and Texas
state that freezing weather prevailed
The freeze reached as far south as
Palestine, Tex, with heavy frosts at
Galveston, Houston and Beaumont In
western Louisiana the Red river is at
the danger line and further rise is
expected.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1902-12-05
The Wool Market.
MARKET REPORT.

St. Louis, Mo-, Dec. g Wool, un.
changed
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1902-12-05

subscribe for the New Mexican.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1902-12-05

LAND of FllE bOolN EoS.
Homestead Entries: Roman Cordova
of Shoemaker, 160 acres in San Migu FL
county; Daniel w. Albaugh of Cuervo,
160 acres in Guadalupe county.
Final Homestead Entry: Severe Ro-
county.
Coal ENTRY No. II: York Denton Of
Ration, 40 acres in Colfax county at $40
an acre.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1902-12-05
Violent Storms Reported From All Parts of the East
Telegraph and Telephone Wires Are Down While
Heavy Fall of Snow Impedes Traffic in Many
Cities. Ocean Steamers Creep Up to Their
Docks After Tempestuous Voyages.
STORM is CENTRAL
IN new JERSEY TODAY

be very heavy and it is drifting badly,
necc ssitating the sh@atins down of
mar Y colleries.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1902-03-18
A STRONG GUARANTEE.

For Coughs, Colds, Bronchitis, Infu-
enza, Whooping Cough and all Throat
and Lung troubles, Bauer's Instant
Cough Cure Is generally conceded to be
the quickest and surest remedy known
to science. It loosens and clears the bron-
chial tubes and prevents pneumonia.
Constant coughing racks and inflames
the lungs. Itweakens their action and
consumption often follows. Why do you
run such risk when in Bauer's Instant
Cough Cure you have remedy that acts
quick and sure. 1t is pleasant to take
and does not cause that nausea at the
stomach 80 commonly following the use
of other cough cures. Children can take
Bauer's Instant Cough Cure and they
like it. This famous remedy is sold
under the strongest guarantee possible.
If it does not do the work your money
will be cheerfully refunded. For sale by
F. A. Shurtleff & Co.; A. Dudley, Bry-
ants Pond; Grin Stevens, Oxford.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1902-03-18

Dear maid. we must not thus be '''''''!
A broken heart do s'sssss?
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1902-03-18
m,,a.-.,o,.. a, Sea,

An electric storm at sea is one Of the
alarming experiences to which mari
ner is exposed, but as matter OF rec
ord it is one that is least fruitful In dis
astrous results. AS rule few precau-
lions are taken to guard against q
stroke Of lightning, especially In the
merchant service. Ships of war are
usually fitted with lightning conduct,
ors. a precautiOn made necessary by
the explosives stored away In their
magazines. Bat these safeguards are
seldom seen OH a merchant vessel, and
Judging by the extreme rarity of the
cases where they have been struck
Jacks claim that he is safer on the
ocean than on shore during an electric
al disturbance must be admitted.
1t is we'll established theory that
one caught in a thunderstorm Should
not take shelter under tall tree, espe'
ciully If it stands in a clearing. why
lightning should strike an isolated
piece of timber on shore and spare II
after it has been converted into a YES
sells mas. is yet to be satisfactorily ex-
Dlaiued
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1902-03-18

Kind sir. II papa prove ''''''''
How. then. could / thy heart ''''''''!
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1902-03-18

Cook one cupful of thick maple syrup
with three-fourths of a cupful of cream
until it will harden in cold water, then
turn it on to slightly creased platter
and when nearly cold cut it into
squares.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1902-03-18

Boots and shoes In England nave
been subject to very considerable fall
In prices Of late years. Partly this is
owing to the use Of machinery, partly
to the employment of lads where men
used to do the work, partly to the use
of what was formerly waste material
and partly to sheer dodgery and trick
cry. Mems lace boots are now to be
bought for %. lid. They are made OF
leather, too. and to look at them you
might think it genuine enough.
The truth is. however. the uppers are
made Of what are known as center
splits," HSI the soles are an artificial
compound of leather waste. The "cen
ter splits" are very ingenious forms Of
shoddy. Good. honest skins are cum
ningly split into three thicknesses. The
center sheet is soft and spongy and
has no natural grain upon 1t. But this
defect in its appearance Is supplied by
a process of printing which produces
a surface grain" and makes it, to tlA'
inexperienced eye, just like ordinary
leather. 1t is then made up into boots
that give every promise Of good service,
a promise to the eye. to parody Mac
beth-pretty certainly destined to be
broken to the hope.-Chambers' Jour-
nal.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1902-03-18
No. 65.-Decapitations.

NO.
1. Decapitate to wound, as with a
horn. and have a native metal or Its
compound with the rock In which 1t
occurs after 1t has been picked over to
throw out what is worthless.
2. Decapitate treatment. custom. and
have a man of venerable years and Of
sound Judgment and prudence.
3. Decapitate a very hard, heavy and
durable wood, susceptible Of a high
polish, and have consisting Of bone.
4. Decapitate gallery in a church
or hall and have frequently.
5. Decapitate jewel and have no
bleman.
6. Decapitate the floor Of fireplace
and have the whole world.
The decapitations give an ancient
royal German name revived In the fam
lily to which Queen Victoria belonged.
No. 58-Courtship of Selim Standish.
Supply the lacking word for the first
line Of each couplet and transpose II
for the second.
Dear maid, II is my deep ss'see
With thee forever to ''''''!
SHE.
Kind sir, I fear thee'd soon be ''s's
And then my temper would be '''''
Dear maid. we must not thus be '''''''!
A broken heart do s's'sss?
Kind sir, II papa prove '''''''s
How. then. could l thy heart '''!
Dear maid. and dost thou not ''''s''
Such ssss ssss We cans's's''?
Then thou canst say. Dear priest. '''''
u.s."
And / In turn. Dear Judge. '''''!'
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1902-03-18
A SEVERE COLD FOR THREE
MONTHS.

The following letter from A. j. Nus
baum Of Batesville, Ind, tells its own
story: ~ suffered for three months with
a severe cold. A druggist prepared me
some medicine, and q physician pre-
scribed for me, yet did not improve. I
then tried Foley's Honey and Tar, and
eight doses cured me-" Refuse substi-
tutes. r. A. Shurtlef & Co. Grin
Stevens, Oxford.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1902-03-18
Cutting.

A Scotch lawyer was well reproved
when, seated by lady fully aware Of
her own plain looks, having bowed to
his hostess In giving the toast, "Hon-
est Men and Bonnie Lasses," she re-
Joined, raising her own glass, 1--WE may
both drink that toast, since 1t refers to
neither Of u.s."
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1902-03-18

PNEUMONIA FOLLOWS A COLD
but never follows the use of Foley's
Honey and Tar. 1t stops the cough,
heals and strengthens the lungs and
affords perfect security from an attack
of pneumonia. Refuse substitutes. F. A.
Shurtleff & Co. Grin Stevens, Oxford.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1902-03-18
THINGS TO aEMEMasR.

A pan of lime set on the shelves near
jellies, fruits and jams will prevent their
moulding.
To have roast beef brown on the out
side and juicy and rare within, it should
be put in very hot oven at first, then
reducing the heat. The great heat at
first hardens and also browns the sur
face, keeping in the juices. The meat
should be basted frequently.
To set delicate coloIs in fancy work
place flannel bag full of bran in basin
Of boiling water, allowing it to remain
there until the water Is cold, then wash
the article in it with curd soap and rinse
quickly.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1902-03-18
MAPLE SUGAR pA,NTles.

MAPLE SUGAR OAiNTteS.
Few housewives realize what maple
sugar is. Most of them regard 1t merely
as q sweet that will not hurt the chill
dren. Here are few carefully selected
recipes to show what an appetizing and
wholesome addition to foods 1t Is, .
delicacy to be priced and treasured
through the whole year, and not an ex-
pensive one.
MAPLE ICE-CREAM.
Beat three eggs, add cupful Of soft
maple sugar and half teaspoonful butter;
pour over this, stirring constantly, quart
hot milk; cook till it coats spoon; beat
until cool; add cupful cream whipped
stiff; freeze until nearly stiff, bury in
ice and salt three hours, then sprinkle
with chopped almonds.
MAPLE JUMBLEs.
Cream one scant cupful of butter with
two of maple sugar, add beaten yolks of
three eggs and one cupful of -four; add
whites beaten stiff, and enough flour to
roll it thin; cut into circles with small
open-centred cutter, sprinkle them with
scraped maple sugar, and bake in a
moderate oven.
MAPLE CAKE.
Spread a plain white cake with the
following: Two egg whites beaten still
with grated maple sugar and at last
moment one teaspoonful of melted but
ter; or cook half cupful maple syrup
or sugar with same amount OF cream,
pour slowly into one egg white well
beaten.
MAPLE sHERBET.
Boil one quart of water with two cup
fuls of maple sugar for five minutes,
then strain and add the juice of two
lemons; when perfectly cold add the
whites of two eggs thoroughly beaten
and freeze. The eggs may be omitted,
but they make the sherbet light.
MAPLE NoUGAT.
Melt one pound of maple sugar with
three-fourths of cupful of cream; cook
until soft ball will form in water, then
take from the fire and beat thoroughly
and add one cupful of English walnut
meats cut into tiny pieces; pour on to a
buttered tin, and when cool cut into
oblong squares.
MAPLE sHORTCAREs.
Make a rich baking powder biscuit
dough; roll it very thin, brush half of it
with the beaten white of an egg, cover
with a layer of maple sugar which has
been scraped fine or put through the
meat chopper, then put on the other
half of the dough; cut this into tiny
cakes with a small round cutter, brush
each one over the top with the egg, and
bake in moderate oven. Serve them
hot. These are not bad with the after
noon tea. They are delicious for lunch
or the sweet course at dinner. Served
with ice cream or fresh fruit they are
delightful.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1902-03-18
No. ga Triangle.

l. To discharge through pores or In
cisions. 2. Four letters from train. 3.
The peculiar bearing Of a person. 4.
Half of Tyre. 8. A vowel.
The left leg Of the triangle, reading
downward, to raise. to exalt.
The right. the nest Of bird Of prey
which builds In lofty place.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1902-03-18
DANGERS OF PNEUMONIA.

A cold at this time If neglected is
liable to cause pneumonia which is so
often fatal, and even when the patient
has recovered the lungs are weakened,
making them peculiarly susceptible to
the development of consumption. Foley's
Honey and Tar will stop the cough, heal
and strengthen the lungs and prevent
pneumonia. F. A. Shurtleff & Co. Grin
Stevens, Oxford.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1902-03-18
Nh. H3.-EufRmR.

am the center Of gravity, hold a
capital situation in Venice, and as !
am foremost In every victory am al
lowed by all to be invaluable. l have
three companions In vice and could
name three who are in love with me.
But 1t is in vain for you to seek me, for
I have long lain In the grave.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1902-03-18

Miss Snappe-So he has gone through
his fortune in less than two years, ehp
Mr.. Crabbe-Yes. Miss Snappe-Ah! If
he had only settled down and married
there would have been a different story
to tell. Mr.. Crabbe-Yes, it would
only have lasted one wear,
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1902-03-18

COUGH SETTLED ON HER LUNGS.
"My daughter had a terrible cough
which settled on her lungs says N.
Jackson of Danville, Ill. 1--WE tried a
great many remedies without relief, I'M
til we gave her Foley's Honey and Tar,
which cured her." Refuse substitutes.
F. A. Shurtleff & Co. Grin Stevens, Ok
ford.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1902-03-18

FOLEY'S HONEY AND TAR
Cures coughs and colds.
Cures bronchitis and asthma.
Cures Group and whooping cough.
Cures hoarseness and bronchial troubles.
Cures pneumonia and la grippe.
F. A. Shartleff & Co. Grin Stevens,
Oxford.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1902-03-18

My primals spell places Of instruction
and my finals what are learned there.
Crosswords (of equal length: l. Spir-
It. .. To quote. 3. Finished edges OF
garments. l. Lyric poems. 5. One Of
the United States. Q. To lend. Z. Great
bodies of water.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1902-03-18
STAND FOR SALE.

The Mechanic Falls House, in Me-
chanic Falls village. Two and one~half
stories, rs rooms. Stable 40x4O feet,
will accommodate twenty horses. One
half acre of land, with large garden.
Will positively be sold at once. Part of
purchase price can be left on mortgage
if desired. Inquire of John Whitman,
South Paris, or f. a. Faunce, Mechanic
Falls.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1902-03-18
PRACTICALLY STARVING.

fhACllCALL1 oAan'iN"
"After using few bottles OF Kodol
Dyspepsia Cure my wife received relief
from chronic case of stomach trouble, "
says ]. R. Holly, real estate, insurance
and loan agent, of Macomb, Ill. Before
using Kodol's Dyspepsia cure she could
not eat without suffering. She is now
entirely cured"
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1902-03-18
RAW OR INFLAMED LUNGS

Yield rapidly to the wonderful cur
alive and healing qualities of Foley's
Honey and Tar. 1t prevents pneumonia
and consumption from hard cold set
tied on the lungs. F. A. Shurtleff & Co.
Grin Stevens, Oxford.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1902-03-18

TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY
Take laxative Bromo-Q uinine Tablets.
All druggists refund the money if it
fails to cure. F. w. Groves signature
on each box. 25c. F. A. Shurtleff &
Co
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1902-03-18

A household necessity-Dr. Thomas
Electric Oil. Heals burns, cuts, wounds
of any sort; cures sore throat, Group,
catarrh, asthma; never fails.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1902-03-18

Hives are terrible torment to the
little folks, and to some older ones.
Easily cured. Doan's Ointment never
fails. Instant relief, permanent cure.
At any drug store, so cents.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1902-03-18

Romeo was glad to climb up Juliet's
balcony to see her, but after the honey
moon he would have made rumpus
because there was no elevator.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1902-03-18
To he Exnected.

BY such discrepancies as this
Our life down here Is cursed
The man who sings the loudest In
The man who sings the worst.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1902-03-18

Foley's Kidney Cure makes the kidney
and bladder right. Contains nothing
injurious. F. A. Shurtleff & Co. Grin
Stevens, Oxford.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1902-03-18

Coughs, colds, Group, grip, bronchitis,
throat and lung troubles cured by One
Minute Cough Cure. Absolutely safe.
Acts at once
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1902-03-18

For the long race in matrimony you
can bet your money with perfect safety
on the little woman who knows all about
buckwheat cakes and good soups.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1902-03-18

A financier is a man who can make
something out of his own nothing, and
nothing out of somebody else's some
thing.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1902-03-18

No. 5O.-Prture Puzzle: Pennsylva-
MIA. Erie.
No. 5l.-Doubly Beheaded Acrostic:
Pumpkins. 1. Im-psach. 2. Sturgeon.
s. Re-miss. 4. Impure. 5. Taken. 3.
Brink. I. Kline. 8. Restrain.
No. 52.-Three Imps: l. Imp-olite. 2
Imp-olitic 8. Importance.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1902-03-18
Woman's logic is cut on the bias.

"a dose in time saves lives" DR..
Woods Norway Pine Syrup; natures
remedy for coughs, colds, pulmonary
diseases of every sort.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1902-03-18

SURGEONS KNIFE NOT NEEDED.
Surgery is no longer necessary to cure
piles. DeWitt's Witch Hazel Salve cures.
For bruises, sores and skin diseases it is
unequalled. Beware of counterfeits.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1902-03-18

A doctor can persuade woman to
have almost anything amputated-except
her tongue.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1902-03-18

All men fall in love, but some of them
don't get up again.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1902-03-18
No. oO.--Gatca

No. eO.--Gates.
The gate that takes away.
The gate that alleviates.
The gate that chastises.
The gate that smokes.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1902-03-18

Long tongues in men are sign OF
what long ears are in NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.
KEYS.