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St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1902-05-03
THE Di.Rruntled Fathe.

my tastes" said the extrayagant
son, 'are Inherited"
"Yes," retorted the angry father,
Everything you have is inherited,
You haven't gumction enough to ac.
quire even a tast" by individual eff
fort" Chicago Post.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1902-05-03
No Time Lost.

Mrs. Seldom-Holme-Do you know
anything about these people that
moved into the house next door to you
yesterday?
Mrs. Jenner Lee Ondego-I know all
about them. They haven't put any
blinds on their windows yet.-Chicago
Tribune
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1902-05-03
An Unfortunate Hah,t

There is young man downtown
who has the trick, or habit. of saw
ing: Since you press me- On h..
ing offered a cigar he answers sm;l.
ingly: "Well, since you press me :
will, thanks and to an Invita- ton -
luncheon, to the theater or to a
drink his answer is always the same.
since you press me, 1 believe r will ).
1t happens that he is engaged To be
married, and that his fancee has =
little brother. This lad has baa.a
often and with much wonderman.
the phrase: Since you press NJ ;,
used on all sorts of occasions ~
the other night at dinner nartv ~
his house, when, unfortunately +b.ra
were some strangers present 10
pointed his knife at the vouna nas
and said in a loud, childish treble ~
his father: Papa, why is Mr. RAM
always a-sayi !, to sister, Since YOU
squeeze LOS Angeles He,.1a
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1902-05-03

half century ago the SWORD was af, cons $40
sred the best known aGvnarded bv the British SOL
i Is now d O tbe modern rife is substituted.
,lerg ana noon ,he throughout the country are
Many .pp eo99i; old methods Of trying to cure
also dlseafo nasvnnsness, insomnia, indiges
ton and and are od p Tag M9zts
edy for these ailments It Is also OF; 1eo ON
mended by physicians, ana 'i1aA WIZ cog
x;nce YOU Of its value.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1902-05-03
Request for Cure a,

A citizen of Frankfort, GERMANY has
Dqueathed to that city the sum of 500
ooo marks the interest upon it to be
used IN researches respecting the
cause OF cancer. 1t is probable that
more work in laboratories and alsa
where has that purpose in view than At
any previous time. The triumphs of
the quiet laboratory are in contrast
with the victories of the thundero,,s
oat1leheld, but who shall say that the
conquror of pitilcss disease is not
worthy to be ranked with the world,s
greatest generals ?-Youth's CONNER
ion. --.-....--... y
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1902-05-03
The Older the Easier.

Ella-That fellow is soft mark,
Stella-Yes, men are like shoes; the
older they get the easier they are.-N
Y. Herald.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1902-05-03
LOGICAL.

Lady ito woman whose husband has just
hem sent to iail for wife beating)-Why do
YOU think your husband will miss you! s.
Woman-He1l miss me because ne can't
hit me-JudRe.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1902-05-03

LectS9!;eaf sn.rcasi;ealIy)-"Well, we'll, that's
UnGle a dt amt it Ny boys got all the
goo eees aa and mortgage on the farm and nov
r nnssv want mt him to AXE that. Indianapolis
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1902-05-03

AK To-Day for Alters Foot-Eass.
r. cures swollen, aching, tired feet. At al
n,Soo;sts and Shoe stores, CSC: Sample sent
FOE AIS Auen S. Olmsted, Le Roy. n. =.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1902-05-03

m, man shuf1es off this mortal
Inc - soe snoner his good qualities will b
eeooa COZ ,nz d.MChicago Daily News.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1902-05-03
r.-,,..t Russian Millet

Earliest Russian M1lies'
w,,, vo,, he short Of hay? II 50 plant
p'ensy TO 8 Tons OF RICH Hay = PER ACRE.
p,;co n 1bs Il so; 100 lbs. So 90, low freights
1ahn 4. SAFER Seed Co., La Crosse WIS.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1902-05-03
dig British Estates.

Big HFtt1sh EafafeS.
The "a biggest estates in Britain av,
erage $4,000 acres apiece.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1902-05-03

Sneers are the weapons Of helpless fool
Chicago Daily News.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1902-02-15

GROWING
Coming Field Day
to Be Record
Breaker.

Interest in the coming field day for the
benefit of the Boys Brigade is growing
apace, and already many athletes have
gone into training with an eye TO being
candidates for the various Championships
TO be decided.
The following organizations are pretty
certain 10 be represented at the forth
coming athletic meeting.
Punahou Athletic Club, Honolulu Ath-
letic Club, Male lima Athletic Club, y.
NJ C. A, Oahu College, Iolani College,
Kamehameha School. st. Louis College.
Artillery and Kamehameha Alumni Asso-
citation.
The events which have been so far
decided upon are as follows:
Dash. 100 yards; dash, 22O yards; dash,
40 yards; dash with hurdles. 12O yards:
dash with hurdles, 220 yards; long dis
tance runs, A-mile and l mile; walk, l
mile: hammer throw, shot-put, pole
vault, running high jump and relay race
The next meeting of the Boys Brigade
Athletic Committee viii be held on Feb
ruary 10 at 7:30 D. m, at the Young Mems
Christian Association At this meeting
answers from the various athletic clubs
and associations will be discussed 1t is
proposed that the field day be the first
of a series of annual Hawaiian cham
pionship athletic meetings
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1902-02-15
ALBERT LEE IS
QUITE A WALKER

Albert Lee is reported to have made
the distance from the Melrose 10 the top
of Tantalus on foot and return in two
hours and seven minutes. He made a
wager with Messrs. Brown and Burke
that he could cover the ground by foot,
either walking or running, in less than
two hours and a quarter, and Wednes-
day morning he made the attempt. He
won the wager, but it was at the ex-
pense of his clothes, as he followed the
trail for the entire distance
Mr.. Lee is said to be training for me
mile walking championship of Hawaii 10
be decided at the coming field day OF
the Boys Brigade.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1902-02-15
YACHTS MAY RACE
TO MAUI ISLE

1t is said that Clarence Macfariane
has announced his intention Of chal-
longing Fred Whitney's Helene .and
T. W. Hobron's Gladys to race to
Lahaina and back.
The course is about $50 miles, and
should be made in about seventeen
hours actual sailing time.
Macfarlane will, it is expected, issue
a challenge to Messrs. Whitney and
Hebron in a day or so. The latter has
already signifed mis- Willingness TO ac-
cept such a challenge.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1902-02-15
FIRST POLO TEAM
AGAINST SECOND

The second and third polo teams meet
at Kapiolani Park this afternoon at $3.50
o'clock in a practice game. The players
and positions WILDE as follows:
Reds-A. F. Judd l. Lieut.. Hancock ,.
A. w. Carter 3, r. W. Atkinson back
Yellow-R Shingle 1. c. w. Dickey >
Anton Perry 3, c. F. Flemming back
Flemming has been changed from No
of the second team to a similar position
on the third team. The reason IS that he
has an Indifferent mount and 1t Is
thought that a. W. Carter, who changes
nlaces with him. and who is we'll mount
ed will do better with the second team.
The change. however. is in the nature OF
an experiment, and will probably be only
temporary.
The first team will coach the second
team during the game.
should much rain have fallen before
this afternoon there will be no polo
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1902-02-15
THESE RULES AND
YOU CANNOT GO WRONG

Twenty hird-The rear commodore
shows the same number of white lights
in the same places.
Twenty -fourth-The captain, when on
board. shows white globular light un-
der the main boom; when absent no
such light should be shown.
Reconsideration fired between col
1ors and sunset are considered signals of
distress.
Twenty-sixth-Gun should not be
fired on Sunday.
Twenty-seventh- senior officers
Yacht present should fire the gun for
colors or sunset, whether such officer be
on board or not.
nty-eighth-Al yachts should sa-
lutte naval vessels of their own or any
other friendly country by dipping the
ensign once. The ensign should never
be dipped more than three times in one
salute.
Twenty ninth-Yachts passing one
another in narrow or inland waters
should salute by dipping the ensign, the
junior saluting first.
Thirtieth-Yachts meeting at sea
should salute. and this salute consists
of simply dipping the ensign three
times. A gun may be fired first, but the
latter is optional
-first-whistles should not be
used for salutes.
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS, on entering
harbor. should salute the commanding
officer of the anchorage by firing one
gun or by dipping the ensign at the
time the anchor is dropped. The an
swerfng salute is the same
Thirtv-third-The commodore's flag,
on entering harbor. should be saiuteo
by the senior officer present, by hrlnS
one gun or by dipping the ensign at the
time the anchor is dropped. and on spe-
cial occasions should be so saluted py
each yacht present.
Thirty-fourti-A Junior officer enter
ing harbor. should be saluted oy the
senior officer present if below MN IN
rank, with one gun or by dipping the
ensign If the senior officer present Is
not below him in rank he should salute
such officer by one gun or by dipping
the ensign as he drops anchor.
Thirty ffth-A senior officer leaFlhs
harbor should signify the transfer OF
his command to the next officer beio"
him, by firing a gun or by dipping the
ensign upon getting under way
Thirtv-sixth-An official salute 20 an
the b,,~gee OF such club TO the mast
head a firing one gun. and after the
salute has been returned. or sufficient
time has elapsed before its return. the
same should be hauled down. II the
Yacht has not the burgee Of the club
saluted. il may use its own burgee-
tv-seventh-Salutes postponed on
account of Sunday or arrival after sun
SET should be made Immediately after
colors the following morning.
Thirty efghth-During race a yacht
acting as judges boat should not be
saluted.
Thirty-ninth-W squadrons of
different clubs meet salutes should De
exchanged by the commanding ofhcers
only of such squadrons.
Fortieth-A single yacht saIuting a
SQUADRON should be answered only by
the commanding officer of the squad
ron.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1902-02-15
YACHT ETIQUETTE.


Forty rules that yachtsmen should
preserve:
First-When at anchor fly the ensign
from a. m. till sunset.
Second-On a schooner hoist the bur
gee at the fore and the private signal
at the main topmast head.
Third-The senior officers yacht
whether he is on board or not, should
fire one gun for making colors and one
for sunset.
Fourth-Visiting yachts should take
their time for colors and sunset from
the senior officers yacht of the home
club.
Fifth-A yacht entering port before
colors are made, or after sunset, should
fly her ensign, club burgee and private
signal until she comes to anchor.
Sixth-During the absence of the cap
tain blue rectangular flag should be
kept flying at the starboard main
spreader-
Seyenth-The private signal should
be kept flying whether the captain is
on board or not.
Eighth-When at anchor and the cap
tain is at meals. a white rectangular
flag should be flown at the starhoard
main spreader.
Ninth-When the crew is at meals.
fly a red rectangular flag al the port
fore spreader Single stickers' fly both
white and red flags at the one mast.
Tenth-Do not fly meal flags when
the yacht is under way.
Eleventh-After colors a white light
at the starboard spreader indicates
that the captain is a dinner.
Twelfth-Single stickers should not
fly the private signal on the same hall
iards as the club burgee.
Thirteenth-When flying but one fas
use the private signal in the home port
and when visiting another port fly the
club burgee.
Fourteenth-The club burgee and pri-
vate signal may be made up" ana
mastheaded previously to be broken
out when the signal for colors is Civ
en-.
Observation-Disclosures should not show
between the head OF Gag and the
truck.
Sixteenth-At the death of the cap
tain ashore. the burgee and private
signal should be half-masted from col
ors until sunset. but the ensign should
be kept fully hoisted.
Seventeenth-When mourning IS Or
dered for the death of a club member
the burgee only is half-masted either
under way or at anchor.
Eighteenth-Always masthead ha&
before and after half masting it; ano
in dipping a half-masted flag. firsl
masthead il.
Nineteenth-Only the senior officer
present can half-mast a flag without
permission.
Twentieth-Flag should not be half
masted before sunrise or sunset.
Twenty first-The commodore, when
on board at night. shows two blue
lights in globular lanterns suspended
perpendicularIy at the after gaff end OF
on the flag pole at the stern. When the
commodore is absent only one light Is
shown.
Twenty second-The vise-COmmodore
shows the same number of lights in the
same places-the color being red.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1902-02-15
LAST GAME OF
INDOOR BASEBALL

The last game of the y NJ. g A IN
door baseball league will be played IN
the gymnasium this evening. commencing
at 7:sO D. m, between the Male iiiiii'S
and the BUSINESS Men The lineup VIII
be as follows:
Business Memo. waterhouse C., r.
.tberton D.. r. Raymond 1b., J. wafer
house Oh. c. H Cooke 3D., T. u. Clarhe
80 n Penhallow RI, \. T. Brock cf'' NJ
A Cheek If. nan
FaIvev D.. John Clarke ID, IL Sheluoh
Oh T Alameda 3b., Ben Clarke S. a.
RIsckman IF. C. Jenkins CT, Comes II.
The league record of the teams Is ID
follows:
Games Runs
wou.Lost. For. Agst-Pctg.
Male Iliu,as - "a q ~
Rnsiness Men Il So 81 %
win for the Male Ilimas will give give
them the championship, whereas. shou noun
The BUSINESS Men be victorious. the MAIZE
Uinas evening Glasses and Business
Men will tie for premier honors.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1902-02-15
DIsILLUsIoN COMING.

one afternoon the pessimistic Mrs.
Gimps learned that the price of coal had
jumped 20 cents on the ton, and in the
evening she gloomily greeted her nus
band with coal is up.
us it?' he exclaimed. How kind ana
thoughtful you are, dear. All the way
home | was dreading that l should have
to fetch up the coal myself"
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1902-02-15
THE PERCENTAGE.

The Wife-You only give me per
cent of your time. The rest you spend
at your club.
The Husband-But, my dear. per
cent of your fortune is all that your
father allows me for my use.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1902-02-15
THEY WILL GO
THIS MORNING

The pedestrian contest between Den
yer Ed" Smith and II. NJ. Ayres takes
places at the race track at 1880 o'clock
this morning. Smith runs a mile while
Ayres walks the same distance. less 200
wards start, which is conceded him.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1902-02-15
ILLOGICAL.

Rens-The Colonel says he is Ken
lucky man and that he has always
lived in that State.
Shaw-Then his stories do not agree
He told me that he was so years Old
and that no one had ever shot him.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1902-02-15
PUNAHOUS WILL
ENTER A TEAM

The Punahou Athletic Club held a
meeting yesterday afternoon at the Y.
NJ C a. 1t was unanimously decided to
enter a team in the coming field day
championship events. ". Williamson
was elected captain OF the track team
and Frank Armstrong manager.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1902-02-15
HANDY WITH HIS TOE.

Child-What kind of a chap did you
find the pa of your new girl?
Skid who had been forcibly elected
at u p. nj found him a regular free
hOOter
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1902-02-15
DIPLOMATIC.

Richmond-How do you manage 10
have your nat so comfortably heated?
Bronxborough-We rent one of our
rooms TO the janitor's brother-in-law.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1902-02-15
A NEW ARRIVAL.

The Gopher-''I can't get the snow off
you
The Guinea Fowl-''Those. are the polka
dots on my pIumage Life
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1902-02-15

The Golden Rule Bazaar, in the Ore
gon block, publish list OF new anu
popular books in this issue
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1902-02-15
Observation-Disclosures.

Hicks-"I thought you said there could
be no question to Brownies veracity
Wicks-"Well. there can't He's an I'M
nitigated Iiar''-Somerville Journal.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1902-02-15

CoIoniaIs Are Now
a Game to the
Good.

ADELAIDE, Jan. 23.-The third test
match was continued in bright, pleas
ant weather today, the attendance be-
ing about 5000.
Jessop and Blythe bowled, the for
mer to the end. which was considerably
damaged. The bowling was so accu-
rate and the fielding so brilliant that
the batsmen were disinclined to take
risks, and it took twenty minutes to
make four runs, and In half an hour
Trumble added only one. Darling got
Blythe to leg for three, and then drove
and cut Jessop to the boundary.
At 221 Gum relieved Jessop. With
his score at SO, Darling drove the ball
back hard and high to Blythe, who
was unable to clutch it. Trumble, af-
ter batting an hour for six runs, nit
Gum to leg to the boundary and cut
him uppishiy, but safely, to the paVll-
ion.
With 239 up, Gum changed ends, and
Braund pegged away at the bad place.
not however. with his usual blows.
Lilley stood back at shortstop, and
Braund knocked in fast ones, but they
relieved him. Darling hit him to the
boundary, but the same over, in try
ing another hit down the ground was
brilliantly caught by Hayward at mid
on.
Darling, batting three and hall
hours, made a splendid effort for Aus
tralia His defense was splendid. with
an occasional well placed hit. The
score included seven fourers.
The fifth wicket fell at 255. Luncheon
was then taken. Trumble being 20.
Noble Joined Trumble after luncheon,
and Jessop and Blythe bowled. The
newcomer, batting nicely, soon ran to
double figures.
At 273 Braund relieved Blythe. This
time he bowled his customary slows.
Trumble got him to the boundary, but
at PSI Noble ran himself out through
starting for a run when the ball was
hit straight to Jessop at cover. AS
Armstrong was playing his slows We'll
Braund gave the ball to Blythe, whom
Tumble hit to leg for four. making
him 50, after two and a half hours
batting. Armstrong simply kept up his
wicket while Trumble made the runs.
One of the latter's strokes off Jessop
was a fine one to the square leg boun-
dairy.
When Armstrong was eight and sew
en- runs were wanted to win, McLaren.
in the slips, missed a difficult low
chance off Blythe. The next four
runs came slowly. but the match fin
ished with three byes off Jessop. the
Australians winning by four wickets.
TrumbIe played a mastery, faultless
innings for three hours, and hit seven
tours Armstrong was steady. The
fielding throughout was exceedingly
brilliant.
The following are the scores:
England, first innings ............. 3SS
Australia1 first innings .......--.--. S21
England second innings .........-.. PAT
Australia. second innings
Trumper, Gum .-...-.....-..---- %
Duff. hit wicket, b Gum
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1902-02-15

Bowling analysis-Gunn, three wick
cts for IS: Jessop. two for Al; Braund,
none for 10; Hayward, none for Is;
Blythe, none for 66.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1902-02-15

England, first innings ............. 3SS
first innings .....----.--. S21
England second innings ..........-. PAT
Australia, second innings
Trumper Gum ...... 25
Duff, hit wicket, Gum .....--..
Hill, b Jessop ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS. 81
gregory. C Braund. b Gum ........ %
Darling. Hayward, b Jessop 90
Trumble, not out observation-disclosures. 69
Noble, IN out -....----..----.- 10
Armstrong, not out ...............
Extras IL
Total for six wickets .......... S15
The Savannah morning news., 1902-11-20

the patentee of a device and meth ID
for boxing trees whereby a great saw
ing of turpentine in its crude state is
made. This method is now in use by
Prof Herty on certain properties and
is proving a decided success, and it is
the intention of the government be-
ginning with the new year, when pine
trees will be ready for tapping, to
give him two assistants, and they will
be required to give as much of their
time as possible to supervising and in
structlng one and all operators who de-
sire to use the method and have it in
stalled.
Mr. Herty, it will also be remem-
bered, made an address before the
meeting of turpentine operators held
recently in Jacksonville, at which he
untolded his methods of material saw
ing from tree boxes. Since then manv
operators have become interested. and
1t is probable that at the next boxing
season, he and his assistants will have
their hands full.
The first year of work in the South
Is nearly up and Prof. Herty saws that
as soon as he makes the final report
Oh MS experiments and results that the
Bureau of Forestry will issue a spe-
cial bulletin, fully illustrated and
showing complete results of the wears
work, and describing in detail the work
IN the woods. This bulletin will be
invaluable to operators, and they can
get a copy by application to the above
mentioned bureau.
When asked about the report that
the government had decided to send
MIN to Europe to conduct experiments,
admitted that such was the intention,
out When 1t would be he could not
say though probably not before next
summer.
The Savannah morning news., 1902-11-20
BIG DEAL IN PIANOS.
Two Carloads TO Come Here In One
Shipment.

Two Carloads to Come Here In One
Shipment.
Mr.. f. e. Macarthur, head of Nc
Arthur Sons Company, is just back
from New York, where he went on a
buying trip. He bought among other
things. two cars of high grade pianos
for prompt shipment, and they will be
started without delay.
With the energy he has put into his
business Mr.. Macarthur finds Savan-
nah has a musical side" as demon
strated by the demand here for high
class musical instruments. While a
piano is a luxury. they are selling
fast among all classes, which is about
as good an index to prevailing prosper
ity here as could be desired.
Mr.. Macarthur has added a third
branch to his chain of music stores.
He has leased the corner store in the
Minis block on West Broad street,
near the Union depot, and will stock
il with the goods the company ham
dies. The lease is for a long term of
years.
Bright prospects confront us for
our holiday trade" said Mr.. Near
thur. THE demand in our line war
rants us in thoroughly stocking our
stores, which we are doing with the
latest goods"