The Montgomery advertiser. [volume] (Montgomery, Ala.) 1885-1982, 1902-06-05
DtVIlt's Lille EARLY RISERS
The famous littlepills for constipation.
FOT Sale BY {. G. Fowler and
T. Y. Hunter.
HEHRY wATTERsoN Is cAusT1c
Louisville Editor Roasts Roosevelt
in Great shape.

In an editorial in the Louisville Courier
journal Sunday morning. entitled Seal
reprints the Associated Press dispatch
telling of General Felipe Buencamino's
Interview with President Roosevelt, and
comments on 1t after this fashion,:
God of the universe, God of the heaven
and the earth. how like. this reads to
kilograms which fairly choked the COL
umns Of the radical newspapers of the
North during the reconstruction era.
There Is not missing link or line or
letter. OF course, the witness Is a person
of rank and distinction; veritable gem
eraL' Aguinaldo's own secretary of war;
1T was always thus. Judge Such-and
Such or the Honorable So-and-so.'
native 'southerner, a gentleman of great
influence in the community, formerly
rebel or "a rebel sympathizer. now
just arrived in Washington and will
testify before the reconstruction conf
mittee. having already had interviews
with Thaddeus Stevens and Senator Ben
Wade. his mission to Washington SO
ran the recipe being to correct some of
the false reports put In circulation with
the view to discrediting the work both
and good man. William G. Brownlow. in
Tenr -ssee of that great and good
utn So Moses, of South Carolina.
ny '-i eat and good man. Adel-
4,-4t ra man. William Pitt KEEL
I'-- ana and of the army,
that grand statesman,
1I.oe 4.C ! patriot. General Phil H.
SherIdtl ew Orleans -
And now we are to have 1t all over
again. the fixed Filipino to take the place
of the extinct southern scalawag. the
and prepared testimony that all Is lovely
in Manila; that Taft is one among ten
thousand; that Bells a beauty and that
wings are actually sprouting on Smiths
shoulder straps. Who says the Secretary
OF War Is not man of infinite wit and
most excellent ingenuity? The root. hog.
or die. policy of evasion. suppression
to be followed by policy of open and
unadulterated candor. Truthful James,
the witness. Senator Dillworthy Lodge
the fnquisitor; the only Foraker. to wrap
the footlights. FIRE of the two boss pis-
tolls and die; a vicarious broncho-buster
Tor the would-be man on horseback.
1t took time and money to fetch this
pelago to Washington. but the astute.
energetic secretary lost not a second af-
ter he discovered that the Jig was up
with the scheme of suppression and de-
IF they require witnesses" says he to
himself. they shall have them" No
sooner conceived than executed No
sooner said than done. And 10, the first
pear In the august person of Major Gen
eral Bombastes Furioso Felipe Buen-
canine, sometimes Held marshal of the
Tagal indefincibles. and secretary of
war to the imperial republic of Aguialdo.
Why not Aguinaldo himself? Did he
come too high. or was IT thought best not
TO rush the GROWER? Or Is Aguinaldo
held in reverse as a grand climax. to be
trotted to the front when Teddy is
ready to do the old. original mustang
leap from the Diaz saddle to the dome
Of the capitol? Tell us. Oh Elihu. inform
us. Oh Root. Meantime all hail to this
fixed Filipino this first scalawag of the
new regime of reconstruction I'M the Oc-
cident, Tafts delight and Teddy's own.
the honorable Major General Bombastes
Furioso Felipe Buencamino