Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1902-07-02
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| A boy who has no desire to blow up
something July will never be Pres
idont.
| Commissioner Wilson is right The
public has no desire for snakes "skat-
ing around mt will in Grace park.
There's a calm that comes at even
ing the poet says but it is presumed
that he does not refer to the night OF
July 4.
If he Is so much Interested in ami.
mails, City Commissioner Wilson
might be made keeper of the zoologi-
cal garden.
Why crlticise Counci'mcn for jnng-
ling and wink at United Staes Sen
ators when they fly ut the threats of
one another?
1t takes some fine financiering to buy
flft| cents worth of noise making de-
vices with two nlckles, dime and n
Ibnttered two-cent piece.
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The mar who Is promising himself
an extra snooze in view of the holiday
will do well to begin travelling right
away in the direction of some vast
wilderness.
1t has been stated that the rats are
also eating more than their share of
Z the food thrown into the pen of the
jack rabbits and prairie dogs. This
ought to be investigated.
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Boys, be sure to count your fingers
! early on the morning Of July 4, and
keep OH counting them every little
while. Don't allow any of them to
: give you the slip during the excite
. ment Of the day.
The Corsair should bear in mind the
;, remark which Judge e. w, Stuart once
made about year ago. He laughs
best who laughs last. DO no harm
= either, for the younger Republl.
o can statesmen to remember the same
maxim Just now
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We learn through the Akron Daily
!. Democrat TINT the Akron City Hos
pital has received $4,000, through the
generosity of Mr., o. G. Barber and
v Col. Geo I, Perkins. Truly money has
h fallen into the right hands. We have nc
Knowledge of what Mr.. Barber ma,
- have done for his home town in th'
:. past, but we chance to know that thi
n is only one of the many muniticen
gifts which that city has received from
Col. Perkins. Kent Bulletin.
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q Great Is Mayor Buel like unto thu
!, Man of the Hour, and greater still u
the Justice which he deals out in Tit
II Magic City. An unfortunate individual
= who became intoxicated several times
:. was given $40 and costs but tw
chaps. who duck an officer and sticl
his head in the muck until the office
feels that it is mp to him to pass II
! his checks, are let down with fine o
l. $50 and costs and committed uhti
\. paid" Oh, Justice.
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Every livery rig in Creston nn'
Lodi has been engaged for two week
II for trips to Wooster, July 4th,' was tn
statement of Creston livoryman VIII
was in tho city on Sunday. Simila
>. reports come from all parts of til
county" The foregoing is from tn
p" Wooster Republican. Wooster ought t
u get few street cars The livery ri
n method Of transportation rs entirely TO
v limited and archaic to satisfy tn
a average county seat town In the West
crn Reserve.
An absent minded man recently wen
to local downtown store and aSke
n for 15c worth of A sugar Tho grocery
II man repeated; '"Fifteen cents worth ?
q Yes said the absent minded ont
:, While the sroceryman was getting til
," sugar the customer was looking owe
Is some raspbcTies. When he was hant
o, ed his sugar, he asked; How muc
,d Is itv The groceryman, thinking tn
,s customer meant to be funny. smllngl
replied: twenty-five cents" The al
scnt-minded one handed him quartz
and walked out, and did not see his q
III ror until called back by tho grocer,
ne man.
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N What great example those Unite
>, States Senators are setting before tn
" youth of the land There will 500
is be no escape from fight for thos
ly who have heretofore got out OF It h
m pleading, This is no place for sue
undignlfied conduct" or 'orhere M
." ladies present" They must hunt II
some other safeguard against rusl
Ing headlong into a scrap and bein
~ humiliated by an unmercful beatin,
ut Some irreverent writer has said thf
Is. the fellow who can fight will 81
,,e In and so diseomfit his adversary tn,
the ladies are only too glad to forci,
90 him, and even go marching off prou,
ne ~ with him for an Ice cream sod
m. oh, womanl