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The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1902-01-25

Il was afflicted with eryslpelas in n
severe form on my right leg several
months Couldn't obtain anything 10
give me relief until a friend got Gray
beard Compound for me. This relieved
and cured me within a short time, ana
otherwise improved my health.
james Rogers, Sparta, Ga"
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1902-01-25
Something Fine.

Commencing to-day, Jan. Is, the
plant System inaugurates their Fler-
Ida fast trains. Six magnificent Pull
man trains Savannah to Jacksonville,
only four hours. Leave Savannah
Ais a. M, 900 a. M, 92O a. M, HIPS
a. M, 11:55 a. M, AIS p. M, Savan-
nah city time-ad
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1902-01-25

Between Savannah and Jacksonville,
via Seaboard Air Line Railway. Leave
Savannah 4:45 a. m, 8:15 a. NJ and
1910 noon and arrive Jacksonville 9:O5
a. m, 12:15 noon and $3.50 p. IN. Ticket
office, corner Bull and Bryan streets.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1902-01-25
To CINCINNATI and the West.

The Southern Railway operates
through Pullman sleepers from Savan-
nah to Cincinnati, making close con-
nection there for all points beyond. A
day ride through Western North Caro-
lima. the beautiful Land of the Sky
e. G.. Thomson. City Passenger and
Ticket Agent, 141 Bull street-ad.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1902-01-25

If you want guide on your hunting
or fishing trip, call at Seaboard Air
Line Railway ticket office, corner Bull
and Bryan streets, and see list of
places and guides in Georgia and Flor
ida and get full and complete informa-
tion.-ad.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1902-01-25

0raybeard Compound IA made only
by Respess Drug Company. Sold by
all druggists ia cities and towns ana
in the country BY merchants, FOR 81 q
bottle. STA. for SD
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1902-01-25
Low Rate Excursion Tickets
Mardi Gras, New Orleans, Mobile
and Pensacola Via
Central of Georgia Railway

Tickets ON sale Feb 40 inclusive.
For full information, apply at ticket Of
flee 107 Bull street, and Central pas
senger station. w. CT. Brewer, City
Ticket and Passenger Agent, Savan-
nah. Ga.-ad
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1902-01-25

Leaves Savannah at 1870 p. m, rail-
road time, and arrives Richmond 3:O5
p. m. and Washington at 6:35 p. m.
Through sleeper and vestibuled day
coaches. Ticket office, corner Bull and
Bryan streets.-ad.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1902-01-25
Southern Railway Dining Cars.

Dining cars are operated on all
Southern Railway trains into and out
of Savannah. They are new, elegantly
equipped, with service unsurpassed.
-ad
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1902-01-25
Texas seed Oatsf Virginia seed
Potatoes.

Send your orders for the genuine
Texas Rust Proof oats and seed pota-
tatoes 20 A. Gordon CasHels, Savannah,
dad.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1902-01-25
Dining Car Service in FIorida-PIant
SXSfa

Effective with change of schedules
Jan. IA; dining cars will be operated
between Jacksonville and Tampa Bay
Hotel; trains IS and 49,
Leaving Jacksonville ..... 90 .. n
Arriving Tampa Bay Hotel10 so D. m
Leaving Tampa Bay Hotel 35 a. m
Arriving Jacksonville 49,. 90 D. m
A new feature of the Florida ser.
vice -ad.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1902-01-25

n you feel tired buy bottle Of
Cooks Imperial Extra Dry Cham.
payne, bouquet unriyalied. I'D.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1902-01-25
Southern Pacific Co.
Union Pacific Co.
OREGON SHORT LINE.

TO all points in Texas, Indian and
Oklahoma Territories, Kansas, Ne
braska. Wyoming. Colorado and all
points west of the Rocky Mountains;
also Mexico and rans-Pacific points
by fastest trains and steamers. I'm
surpassed accommodations at lowest
rates. For further particulars address
c. w. Murphey, Travelling Passenger
Agent, 10 N. Pryor St, Atlanta, Ga.
eend 10 cents in stamps for copy So.
Pa. Rice Book. containing 200 receipts.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1902-01-25
GOLD CREAM. !"

You hurt your skin when
you use many of the So
called Skin Foods and
Creams that flood the mar
ket, for they are usually So
ancient that they are but ir-
ritating mixtures of rancid
fats. Get ROWLINSKPS
COLD CREAM.
Best for the skin, a veritable
cream, freshly prepared
from the most correct emoI-
lients; softens. whitens and
clears the skin. A bit used
as massage every night will
work wonders.
p cents the pot.
Professional Cold Cream
10 cents the pound.
"GET 1T AT ROWLINSKPS."
Broughton ard Drayton.
Either telephone 465.
CUT RATE PATENT MEDICINES
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1902-01-25
MONTGOMERY.
THUNDERBOLT.

III UNDERBOIII.
Car leaves Bolton street junction 5:
a. m. and every thirty minutes there
after until 1870 p. m.
Car leaves Thunderbolt at 500 a. m.
and every thirty minutes thereafter
until 1900 midnight, for Bolton street
junction.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1902-01-25

FREIGHT AND PARCEL CAR.
This car carries trailer for passengers
on all trips and leaves east side Of
city market for Isle of Hope. Thun-
derbolt and all intermediate points at
900 a. M, 100 p. M, 500 p. m.
Leaves Isle of Hope for Thunderbolt,
City Market and all intermediate
points at 600 a. m, HOO a. M, 2;4O
%. m.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1902-01-25

w LIZ L AAAND O<AANs
Car leaves west side of City Market
for West End 600 a. m. and every 40
minutes thereafter during the day ID
til 1870 p. m.
Leaves West End at $40 a. m. and
every 40 minutes thereafter during the
day until 1900 o'clock midnight.
LUCIEN MCINTYRE, Gen Manager.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1902-08-13
Married

AILES-BRowN. At Paia, Maui, ON
August III, 1902, by the Rev. Jno.
Kalino, Ar, hur Allen to Miss Lillian
Brown.
WILLIAMSON -STIMsbN.-At Honolulu,
on August 8, 1902, by the Rev. j. P.
Erdman, Mr. A. j. Williamson of
Honokaa to Miss Nettie Stimsop of
Fortrose of Scotland.
ANDERs On DIoKsoN.-At the resi-
dence OF Mr. and Mrs Robert Cation.
Belmont, Honolulu, on 5th inst.
Rolert Anderson, bookkeeper, Ho.
nolulu, to Margaret Scott, fifth
daughter OF John Dickson, Ald.r-
bank Penicuik, Scotland.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1902-08-13
The First Local Mint.

One OF the institutions here
which has the special attention of
tourists as well as the local people
is the Mint. which is established on
Nuuanu street, opposite Queen
Emma Hall. 1t is interesting to
enter the large main working room
where general manager McDonouRh
and his corps Of assistants are at
work. The cool and large lanai ia a
proper resting place and the vaults,
where the "bars" to be minted and
beer are kept present very tasty
spectacle. The Mint is open from
$50 a. m. to 1850 p. m. and during
those hours the work never ceases,
Visitors after looking over the place
will find first class refresh ments and
the purest OF liquors.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1902-08-13
ALAMEDA is OFF.
Big Crowd Witnesses Departure of
Local Boat.


In spite of a dr'zzling rain, a
large crowd witnessed the depsrt-
ure OF the Alameda shortly after
noon. The Hawaiian Band was on
hand and discoursed lively and po-
pular airs for an hour previous the
departure Of the boat.
Admiral Merry was the central
figure among the departing passen.
gers. Not an inch of his coat could
be seen such was the prolusion Of
1owers and les with which his
numerous friends had covered him.
AS he went up the gang plank the
band struck up Columbia the Gem
OF the Ocean, and hurrah went up
from the crowd. Post master Oat
aud editor Chs. l.. Rhodes were al.
so among the leis covered passen-
gers. Other departing Honoluluans
we're Mr. and Mrs John w Bowler,
Edgar Bishop, Miss G @ Bishop,
Mrs Macfarlane, Miss Maciarlane,
Mrs L Cordier, H w Baldwin,
Prof A Marquee, DR. and Mrs How
ard, Mrs McClanahan and daughter,
A A Brown, e Kruse, Frand j Turk,
@ Cohen and wife, Mrs e j Scott
and son Miss G Dowsett, Miss II V
Makee, Miss NJ Chang, Miss g
Speeder, Miss Mary Pari', Miss
Newman, Miss l. Q o Con nell A II
F Rentou, M d Hen bricks and E e
Hartman,
The marine hospital authorities
have probably had another Of their
periodical fits and no others, but
passengers were allowed on board.
Newspaper correspondents, to whom
usually is allowed the courtesy of
the vessel. so as to enable them to
place in the hands Of the purser the
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1902-08-13
FLAG DAY ON MAUI.

OBJ ierved with Horse Races at Kahu-
lui and a Baseball Contest at
Wailuku.
The HI A C's, under the guidance
and management OF its president
Charles f Chillingworth, IN ade a
special excursion trip to Maui by
the steamer Noeau OF the | | S N
Co, which lett here last Monday
evening There were in the par y
thirty odd persons, including mem
bers OF the press. After a pleasant
run OF nearly II hours against head
winds, the Noeau anchored eff M IA
laea landing early yesterday morn
ng Hacks were awaiting tie ex
cur.iopists ashore and after landi ing,
all were driven to Wailuku, arriving
there about 7 O'clock.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1902-08-13

was resident physician at the Leper
Settlement on Molokai. Previous
to hi, appointment there DR..
Oliver occupied position as travel
Jog physician on Hawaii, and later
was in the employ OF the Board OF
Health in this city. 1t was in 1889
that hs was appointed resident
physician at Molokai and he was
reappointed by successive boards.
Up to few months ago he had
enjoyed the confidence and good
will of every one with whom he was
acquainted Some months ago,
Ambrose X. Hutchison preferred
charges against ex-Superintendent
Reynolds; commission appointed
by the Board OF He ealth went TO
Molokai to investigate the charges
and found Reynolds guilty. But
Reynolds was a creature OF the
Board and had tremendous pull.
In order to soothe his wounded
feelings Dr. Oliver was sacrificed
also and was removed from his posi-
tion without giving him hearing
face to face with his accusers.
His removal in suoh circumstance
es, after loyal aud faithful services
OF more than ten years duration was
felt very deeply by him, aad the
humiliation and worry brought
about a collapse from which he
never rallied. lie died of broken
heart. For several weeks past he
has been laid up and has been un-
conscious for over two weeks past,
his life being despaired of by his
attending physicians, it only re-
naming to be question Of life and
death. But death prevailed and
has claimed its own, relieving the
dead physician from all earthly
sufferings.
DR.. Oliver leaves widow and
son, both residing in his city.
The funeral will be held this
afternoon at 3 O'Clock from St. An
drew's Cathedral aud all friends aud
acquaintances are invited to be
present.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1902-08-13

Fer ALAMEDA, for Camarino
Retrigerator-An extra fresh supply
OF Grapes, Apples, Lemons, Oranges,
Lines, Nuts, Raisins Celery, Fresh
Salmon, Cauliaower, Rhubsrb, AS
paragus, Cabbage, Eastern and Cali
fornia Oysters lin tin and shelly,
Grabs, Turkeys, Founders, etc. All
game IN season. Also fresh Rock
roit, Swiss and California Cream
Cheese. Place your orders early
prompt delivery.
CALIFORNIA FRUIT MARK ct
Corner King aud Alakea 81.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1902-08-13

dispatches for mainland newspapers
were today denied the courtesy. 1t
may be said however that two or
three pretty ladies succeeded in
hypuotizing the doctor on duty at
the gangway, and W re permitted 10
go aboard uumolested
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1902-08-13
i led

OLIVER AT Waikiki, Oahu, Aug
ust II, 1872, DR.. Richard Oliver.
Funeral this "wednesday after.
noon at B o'clock, from ST. Andrews
Cathedral. Friends and acquaint-
ances respectfully invited to attend
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1902-08-13
DIR. OLIVER Is DEAD.

a Victim of the Board of Health
Autocrats He succr nbs With @
Broken Heart.
AS announced in yesterdays
INDEPENDENT, Or, Richard Oliver is
dead. He passed away at B o'clock
yesterday afternoon at his residence
in Waikiki.
DR.. Oliver was sixty.thrse years OF
age and for more than ten years
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1902-08-13
HORSE RACES AT KAHULUI.

Races at Kahului track (Sp;ec.
kels' Park) was he first event of the
day. People from all points OF the
island began to arrive early about 8
o'clock on horseback and in hacks
and carriages, aud shortly after 10
O'Clock the races were begun. The
grand stsnd was packed, the Maui
bellies of all CLASSES turning out
grand.y as did also the gay, the
sober and the sporting young and
old men. Many brought their
lunches along, while others took ad-
vantage OF the lunches offered by
the Chinese 10 the stalls under the
grand stand. OF course The ladies
(God bless them) were at,ired in
their best, and so did the men, and
many were decked with leis, giving
a holiday tone and eff. set 10 the
sightseers.
The account OF tha races is else.
where given. All was over after 3
o'clock
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1902-08-13

The Republicans OF the Fifth Dis
trict held a caucus Monday night,
at which the political situation was
discussed. The Fifth wants the
naming OF two candidates for the
Senate in the district.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1902-08-13

Rentucsy's famous Jessse Moore
Whiskey, unequalled for it's purity
and excellence. On sale at any of
the saloons and at Lovejoy g. Co
distributing agents for the Hawaiian
Isl ants
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1902-08-13

your own immediate and city en-
vironmeuts, and stagua;ion stares
one at every turn. The buey hum
of the mill, the energetic sugar
pla ter with his horde OF Asiatic
coolies, intent on serving their
masters in the race for the almighty
dollar, are all that lends life and
activity to the scene. For the rest,
inanition, poverty and desolation.
In keeping with his surroundings,
the peaceful Hawaiians in his
dream, slumbers on"
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1902-08-13
Metropolitan Meat Co.
LIMITED.
TELEPHONE MAIN As.

Senator Fl P Baldwin was a pas
Fennger on the Noeau, arriving here
this morning together with his son
DR. Baldwi aud bride.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1902-08-13
WEDNESDAY, AUGUST Is, 1902.
THE FRUITS OF ANNEX ATOM.

"Ihe close Of the fourth year OF
American sovereignty fiuds many
citizens of Hawaii going over the
old. old question:: Has Hawaii
profsed by the commercial and
political stability which annexation
to the United States NJ ade facls'
- Bulletin.
We do not need to 60 very far TO
find an answer to the above ques-
tion. In the same issue, first column
of the same page 10 which the ques
tion is prop ounded our evening
contemporary has this to say:
Reduction OF EVA dividends is a
pretty hard blow TO the community
but there is nothing gained by fold,
ing hands and weeping over it.
Regrets don't do any good unless
they lead the people to solidify
their forces and center their ener-
gies on bringing our governmental
affairs out OF the chaos which now
intens;fes the burden brought on
by the low price OF sugar. Hawaii
cannot raise the price OF sugar but
its people can, if they will, put the
Territory on sound business basis,
and that is half the battle" s..4
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1902-08-13

That's a beautiful picture OF the
fruits of annexation, at the close OF
the fourth year OF American
sovereignty, isn't it2
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1902-08-13
Born

Won TEMPszY AT Haleakala
ranch, Maui, August 10, Is y, to the
wiie Of L. Won Tempgky, a daught-
or.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1902-08-13

So according to the Bulletin,
whom we consider to be a good and
impartial authority on the subject.
at the close OF the fourth year OF
American sovereignty, our govern.
mental affairs are still in a chaos
which now intensifiss the burden
brought on by The low price OF
sugar. And the chaos in which our
governmental affairs ar, plunged is
such that our contemporary feels in
duty bound to sound the call, and
advocate the placing of the Terri.
tory on a sound business basis.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1902-08-13
THE BASEBALL CONTEST

Another event OF great inf erest
during the day was the contest for
baseball supremacy stween the
teams OF the H A G and a picked
team of the M A A, The game was
started at 4;I5 at Wells Park, tbs
HI A. Ca going hrst TO bat, Another
great crowed gree.ed the players,
the Mau'ities hooting for the Wal
lukuaos, aud OF course, the Honolu-
lu ans for the Fl A Cs. 1t was great
contest and was over by 6 o'clock,
the bsst team Of course winning,
Following is the score by innings,
1294 s 789
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1902-08-13

coolies, intent on serving their
masters in the race for the almighty
dollar, are all that lends life and
activity to the scene. For the rest,
inanition, poverty and desolation.
In keeping with his surroundings,
the peaceful Hawaiians in his
dream, slumbers on"
That's a beautiful picture Of the
fruits of annexation, at the close OF
the fourth year Of American
sovereignty, itn't it?
TOPICS OF THE DAY.
"United we stand, divided we
fall" is an axiom which can be
made use OF by local politicians
with good profit.
The Facts from Hawaii" now
published in The INDEPENDENT are
from the pan OF the eloquent
Jesuit priest Father Boarman,
and we're originally written for
the New World Of Chicago.
There were over so sailing VESSELS
in Honolulu harbor on August II,
1898. Four years later, on the 18th
day OF August, 1902,there are exactly
l6 vessels in port, some OF them hav-
ing arrived here in ballast. That's
one of the full fruits OF ann xation.
Moses X. Nakuina having indig-
nantly denied that ne ever called
the missionaries damned foois"
the Advertiser tries to get out OF
the hole in which it 6nds itself by
switching its responsibility to
alexander Nicholas, who accom-
panied the Advertiser's reporter to
thu meeting. Mr.. Nicholas says
that kanipulu means "damn fool, "
The question now il: Did Moses
Nakuina say that the missionaries
were the biggest kamipulus out?
1t took the Advertiser three days
to prepare an answer to the very
able letter of our distinguished
countryman, G. p. Iaukea, on the
City and County government ques-
ton. AS it lie, Colonel Iaukea seems
TO have the best OF the argument
80 far. He recites what everybody
knows TO be plain undisputable
facts, which the suppositions and
generalities OF the Advertiser cau not
shsks or refute. Bravo COLONEL
Do it again, you have the support
and sympathy OF the Hawaiians in
your fight with the morning terror.
The macadamiziug of Hastings
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1902-08-13

The NpEprNpENT 80 cents per
month.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1902-08-13

#. J. TESLA, Proprietor and Pub"
Usher.
EDMUND NoRRIE. Editor.
Residing in Honolulu,
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1902-08-13

To emphasiz, the full fruits of
annexation we can do no better
than qlote the conclusion OF a
powerful letter from the pen OF
Colonel G. P. Iaukea to the Adver-
tiser and published in this mornings
issue OF that paper:
"Look around you, look beyond
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1902-08-13
TOPICS OF TIE DAY,

"United we stand, divided we
fall" is an axiom which can be
made use OF by local politicians
with good profit.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1902-08-13

The Facts from Hawaii" now
published in The INDEPENDENT are
from the pan OF the eloquent
Jesuit priest Father Boarman,
and were originally written for
the New World Of Chicago.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1902-08-13

The macadamizing of Hastiug's
street is nearly completed and work
on the Punahou district goes merii-
ly on. The streets in the Makiki
district have al len mac adamiz7 I'd
aud they are as tine as they could Z,
expected TO be. While the resi-
dents OF those districts are loud in
their praises OF thu road supervisor
the residents Of Punchbowl, Kaka-
ako and Palama, struggle as Lest
they can in lots OF mu1 and numer-
GUS lakes and rivers, and consider
the mselves lucky if they reach
home without a good cold or a
spoiled pair OF shoes.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1902-08-13
SUBSCRIPTION RATES:

Payable Invariably in Advance.
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tlxoept Bundayl
TELEPHONE MAIN 241.

ntered at the Post omoe at Honolulu
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1902-01-30
How Lean Year Started,

Hampson. in his "Medii QVI. kalan
darium," quotes the following quaint
tradition from an old Saxon treatise:
"Some assert that the bisseAtus or leap
day comes through this, that Joshua
prayed to God that the sun might stand
still for one days length, that he might
sweep the hcathen from the land that
God had granted him and his followers
1t is true that the sun did stand still
for one days length over the city of
Gebaon, but the day went forward in
the same manner as other days. And
the bisseXtus is not through that, as
some do think"
In France and some parts of Spain
and Portugal there exists a tradition
known as "the ghcst of leap year
Believers in this say that Il marvellous
monster annually appears on leap day
and diSarranges human affairs for the
remainder of the year
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1902-01-30
Women and Scasickness

aea are less subject to seasickness
III women. according to an old sea
''alh' but when attacked by it make
pie luss. They take Immediately to
III Derths. where they grunlhle and
Oan until they are We'll enough to 60
deck again.
woman fights the unpleasant NAL.
until she can f@ht no longer.
pen sAe becomes maudlin and pa
e.ic' She retires to her loom and in,
'"oiy asks three questions-first.
ne'hef people die of seasickness.
en now many miles we are from
v'e' ana when we shall get there.
ne coctor is always talked over.
nen 'he patient gets 50 i'll that she
$50 interest i'll til" doctor. she usually
y M o'l her side and cries Jy the hour.
London Doctor.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1902-01-30
H!eanneas saved Him.

y prominent clergyman used to tell
of one Of his parishioncrs who had
been very sick. A physician had given
him some medicine and told him lie
could go cut, but under no circuni
stances WAS he to get wet. The man
went on, Ga the farm and a shower Of
rain came up suddenly. There was nc
shelter near, and to save himself he
crawled into a hollow log. The action
of the rain caused the log to shrink so
as to endaEger his life.
he could not move, and, being
brought face to face With death, the
Whole OF LIS past lie came before him
as in a panorama. He remembered the
DAYS of his cEildh0od his entrance up
OH life his successes and his sins; then
he remembered. last of ALL that when
he left home that morning he refused
his wife. when she asked him, for SO
cents for the church, and the thought
made him feel so snall that he had no
difficulty in getting out of the log.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1902-01-30
""in and the E,ycrrne..

Ii'iN vain once told to 4 party Of
e.'as ~ The following story on himself:
tn ~. olle occasion when be started On
.4h a'p oo"h the Mississippi river on a
''o't' he Was advised never to an
wei ,he questions asked by rive:!acn
ra., oller boats and never to handy
,ns e' WIN tdem, as he would be sure
"'s 10 come ont second best. He
inv o"ed the advice reli&ious.y for "a
e' ae 'at enc day he thought he saw
|non aa',e IL, 10 get the better of a river
"u mr VINO called out:
.1, Ivy thar, what yer loaded with?"
ahoos aeAasses' ID Don't you want to come
r,u ~r' yelled back Twain.
hon nnat ID S whut I reckoned. SEEM as
thor ,ney M let ther biggest donkey hey
Tw., ua or the deck" came back.
rive.n, n made dive below as all the
derisi nleh In the neighborhood set up a
's''e laugh at his expense.