Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1902-08-07
They SAY"


They szy. that there has recent
y developed a BRAID nes species
0f mosquito Elseh fa'Iy sas:arn>
IL -epufafI"u ~ - sfn.f - Ia
Ai,r t. aeis ,s y. 60 eos
-.'isFa'soa 81 narrer- sean.
81 tie ops sat s5rnri.ss ~,
u~ir a u-is-zk-. and faere = sslIi
-hoihin- res Sn4er the ga. BE-
80 = fEe Sxa- ul1 sk~etr. Eith A
sp-'p ta-e n8ov~ o. haz- It-au
admitted flct thal the zew xouaaE
= No longer res. bot yOIzx oct o.
style and lie 0ld-ume. hOzss
siirlx Soma1 = IN the zseenae1ey.
lAs>- spacious foes 10 human
comfort have Just discovered the
Eever>ion 10 the antique. aud hay-
ing ireqRenIed Watering places
anu sE=mrr resort. 50 unfalier
insiy Tor generations. have caught
on To style IL i the female mos
quito that sings and Ee believe
she i being lett n home 10 care
Tor her progeny. while her unvo
Called better half iir- arOza1 and
bleeds the public. After AL. n-s
the bite and Dot the sing. thai
hurts. and i j. more than pr0hz
bie that Mrs Nosqzi.O has been
tearing the burden OF the blame
that should have aeen laid on her
silent lord. for 10. these MANY
years
Il believe said the drummer.
That the next few wears v!sl be
rich with inventions that will o.
an improvement upon everything
known 20 civilization. NoE. there
goes a man whose greatest happi
hess lies ~ telling taies-dsh
tales. snake tales ana every other
KIND OF tale fancy or IiGGor can
suggest and his innocent friends
have 10 listen to them. l. don't
matter how busy. or how worried.
OF glad OF sad Won are. friendship
demands that you pay polite al
leRiI0n To- the Professions! tale
teller | haven't a doubt but
some smart Yankee Is going to
Sin fame aud fortune bv Invent
ing a pocket instrument which
the tortured lIstleE can politely
Place over the tale teller's mouth.
and While olaadIy assuring him
that the tale must be preserved.
secure Immunity irOn the infiic-
ton
The old var tale veteran wouId
A1so rad iGlI scope cor his talent
and not feel thai he had wasted
breath On an iHstie1iive IIstner.
-lss. indeed, a POCKET phono
graph for tale teiiers Is 5oO.:
Tor the igrLre.-
They say said the up-tO date
EaiFOn- that a new club has re
Gently been organized In a pro-
gresslye northwestern city. Called
Tue Hiss Summers They say
that kissing has been popular for
several thousand years. but must
90 a. 1t Is not sanitary. which Is
surely tue ! heartily endorse
the reform contemplated By tins
society, even If people have 10
express their affection by rubbing
their noses together. like the
oEieuisls- Scientists say that
kissing sc2:ters mIgrUoes. and in
Grasses diseases. but / have seri-
Gus doubts as 70 whether We can
ever get any one over 50 to be-
come consistent. reliable Kiss
ohnEners-, There's NY niece.
Elizabeth. a Rice sensible sIri.
Who promised 10 become CHAR
ter member. II sc could work N
such dn Organization here and 10
accept any OfIiee rendered her
l walked over 20 her home the
Other evening 20 see how she waS
progressing With her cAuyassiny
Tor members for the club. EgIz.s
beth and jack her best beau
were seated on the porch In thu
moonlight. and / could hear her
explaining the many advantages
anu importance Of Iae Mss Saza-
Iers Club l slipped arognt the
oaek Eay. and thought Elizabeth
would seeREe another charter
member without ny 4sslsSAaex.
and she did, bit no; for the saaa
mig point When / stepped cat
on the porch = half ka1r later
That young man vas Kissing her
square II the EoErh- and that
dreadful gIri SAYS The Hs~arioz Ct
the Hiss SaznRia- e.ab cazs~s:
JseE 10 propose Sac Vows -
IS an ardent advocate Of re csc
Times Of the club, oaf I've Lost
I-ltA IN the success OF fae eater
prise. unless ali members are Al
Least eighty. zGd then they aOa-t
care about kissing. and 10 Cz~
wants TO kiss them