The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1902-07-20

this kind iv intertainminte ivry night.
No. indeed. Sometimes we ask a horse
to supper. But gin'rally we lade life
iv quite an iligant luxury. Wud We
like line on me daily routine? Well,
in tn mornin a little spin in me nifty
horsepower. Suffer little-childher, in
tn Afternoon a whirl over tn green
wathers iv tn bay, in me goold-an'-
ivory yacht, in tn avenin' dinner with
a monkey or something akelly as
good, at night a few leads out iv tn
wrong hand, some hasty wurruds an
so to bed. Such is tn spoortin' life
in Rhode Island, tn home iv Roger
Williams an others not so much. 1t
grows tiresome afther awhile. l con-
fess to We, Algernon Hinnissy, that
befure tn monkey was inthrajooced, l
was sufferin' firm what Hogan calls
onwee, which is tn same thing as in
CROWN money. 1 had got tired iv
putin new storeys on me cottage an
ridin' up in tn ilivator firm tn settin
room on tn eighth fure to tn dinin
room on tn twinty- ninth, l didn't care
about ayether thrap- shootin' or auty-
mobillin', 1 felt like givin' a cawrna-
ton dinner to tn poor iv tn village
an feedin' thin me polo ponies, 1
didn't care whether tn champagne
bar'ls was kept iced, whether tn
yacht was as long as tn wan ownded
be tn Ginger Snap king mex dure
whether l had three or tin millyon dol
lars in me pants pocket in tn morn
in or whether tn Poles in tn coal
mine was sthrikin' FIR wan dollar an
forty-siven or wan dollar an forty
eight cints a day. l was tired iv ivry-
thing. Life had me be tn throat, tn
black dog was on me back. l felt
like suicide or wurruk. Thin come
tn bright idee iv me young frind an
tn monkey saved me. He gave me
something to live FIR. Perhaps we, too,
may be monkeys some day an be
amusin'. We don't talk half as loud
OF look half as foolish or get dhrunk
half as quick, but give us a chanst.
We're a young people an tn monkeys
is an old, old race. They've been
Newportin' FIR cinchries. Sure that
OF la-ad who said man was DESCENDED
firm monkeys knew what he was talk
in about. Descended, but how far?
Now, don't go gettin' cross about
tn rich, Hinnissy. Put up that dinny-
mite. Don't excite yeersilf about us
folks in Newport. It's always been
tn same way, Father Kelly tells me-
Says he: If a man is wise, he gets
rich an if he gifts rich, he gets fool
ish, or his wife does. That's what
keeps tn money movin' around. What
comes in at tn ticker goes out at tn
wine agent. F"iver an liver people
have been gettin' rich, gon' down to
some kind iv Newport, maxim mon
keys iv thimsilves an goin back to
tn jungle. tbs a steady procession.
Aisy come, lazy go. In ivry little ham,
let in this broad land, there's some
man with broad jaw, an tn en-
eouragement iV a good woman, maxim
ready to shows some other man off
his steam yacht. At this very minyit
whin, l speak, me frind Jawn Gates,
has his eye. on Hankerblks house
He mud swing a hammock in tn
woodshed this year. but mex he may
have his feet up on tn bannister iv
tn front stcop. Whin a captain iv
industry stops dhrinkin' at tn bar,
he's near his finish. If he amt caught
in his own person, tn constable will
get to his family. Ye read about III
union iv two great fortunes. A dol
lar meets another dollar, they are con-
CANAL, have similar tastes, an man.
ny mutual frinds. They are marrid
an bring up a family iv pennies, an
dimes. thirty-cintses an countherfeits
An afther awhile, tn family passes
out iv circulation. That's tn histhry
iv it, says Father Kelly. AM says
/ he, I'm glad there is a Newport he
| says It's tn exhaust pipe he says.
Without it we might blow up he
says. It's tn hole in tn top iv tn
kettle, he says. wish it was big
| ger, he says
''Oh, WELL" said Mr.. Hennnessy. 1--WE
are as tn Lord made u.s.
| NO" said Mr.. Dooley "lave us be
| fair. Lave us take some iv tn blame
Ourselves