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The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1902-04-16
Family Increased BY Five.

Poughkeepsie, n. Y, April 15.-
Isaiah Rhodes Of Bailey's Gap, Ulster
county, announced in this city that his
daughter, Mrs. James MCGOWAN, aged
2S. of fuckers Corners, a hamlet in
Ulster county, gave birth Sunday tc
five children, all girls, and that all
are doing well. Mrs. McGowan's otheI
children are a son and a pair of twins
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1902-04-16

Heavy Union Ingraius, good line
of new patterens; qualify that sells at
SOC in most stores at 3Sc.
Heavy Extra Super Iugraius, us
ually sold at 60c at S9c.
Heavy All Wool Extra Supers, all
variety of colorings aud patterns
at 49c.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1902-04-16

Hit and Miss or Notified VelVets
worth Soc at O9c.
Administer Carpets, Alex Smiths
best make, regularly 81 30,
at 9Sc.
5 pieces Imperial Velvet Brussels,
good patterns, worth sl,00 at 6Sc.
s.wire Tapestry Brussels, worth
75o at 45c.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1902-04-16
Smart & Si|berberg.
OIL CITY, PENNA.
New Sprina Carpets

Your mind about made up to the character cappet
YOU will buy and OF they must harmonic with the other
feature We have expert taste the subject of harmo-
Mes which yours for the asking But these Spring car
pets certainly the entire field and sure we can
save you money all Others.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1902-04-16
SMART & SILBERBERG
OIL CITY, PA.

of temporary madness soaked hel
clothing with kerosene and set then
afire. She died in eight hours.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1902-04-16

HAY - Timothy, loose, No. per
ton, $500; timothy, prime, loose
baled. s13.5O614OO; timothy No.
tight baled. s1S.OOG135O.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1902-04-16
SPECIAL

While selling really good wall papers low penny
roll, lay particular stress artistic crea ions We
have under the talent behe best work.
men, the capable artists We paper chamber in
the dantiest artistic imaginable very small cost
decorate parOr in the richest Of silk and hand
work effects.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1902-04-16

Elmira. n. Y, April 15.-Mrs. Char.
Intte Yates an aged woman in a 1T
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1902-04-16
Wall Paper, :: 1c a Roll.

Those papers least half This
dersand How exclusive dealer, with but few Sprng
mouths years profit sell such prices dol Every
roll sold here guaranteed be full length white back stock
a roll of other carried.
At 7c Roll U o dD Ssa, COLOR Soas paG
green's reds ultra marine blues Actually worth Up to Zoe
A. Eo Po11 10000 rolls gilt and gimmer papers-special
AZ OC. hOll. designs-n the shades. Worth up
to15c
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-02-22

a..

\ very special lot. You will certainly
appreciate at sight this line of Umbrel-
Ii Skirts, with deep embroidery and
cambria dust rufles Gowns in an end
less variety. both long and short
sleeves. Skirts, both short and long
styles. Drawers and Corset Covers
most beautifully tucked and trimmed
with lace and embroidery. Special,
90 cents.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-02-22
LOT NO. 5, AT St.25.

Gownsl Decolete, Neglige, Empire,
V, high, round and bishop effects; UNI
brella, ribbon and lace trimmed Draw
ers, Umbrella Skirts and Endless yarie-
ty of Marguerite Chemises and Corset
Covers, most beautifully trimmed.
These are matchless in price, for quail
ity and workmanship.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-02-22
EUROPEAN.

F. Steinhardt, L. A. Hughes, Manuel
r. Otero. Santa Fe; j. l.. Creswell
Winslow; Sam eastman, oC. Joe; Har
vey Townsend, Algodones; r. B. Liv
ingstone, Detroit; p. j. Heintzelman
London, Ohio; John Mahoney. Pueblo;
S. B. Warren, G. V. Crosby. city; John
]. Woods, st. Louis; f. II. Weckbach
Denver; S. White, Ottawa; F. f. Pru
STA and wife, S. c. Johnson and wife
Fort Dodge, Iowa.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-02-22
HOTEL ARRIVALS.
T HIGHLAND.

MN N. Jones, Kansas City: Fred
Ulrich, Milwaukee,; ]. NJ. Harrison. A.
T. & S. F.; j. Byrnes, city; f. NJ. Oak
ley. Denver; p. A. Ffnne, T. Tope
Sioux City; f. p. Banjo, wife and chill
dren. Missoula, Mont. J. A. Reynolds
Chicago; w II. Kline, Las Vegas; NJ
ID. Martin and wife, York, Pa; w. A
McGrew, Denver; F. G. Clark, Ell Paso;
George w. Sarano, Prescott, A. T.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-02-22

DR.. Mahaffey will occupy the new of.
fees at 217 South Second street when
completed. In the meantime he car
be found over Futrelle's furniture
store.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-02-22
R~AYNoLDs' LIBRARY.
Books Received During January and
February.

VII a.
Libraries all over the country are
ra pidly adopting the system of charg.
ing a small fee for use of late fiction
The reason for this is that much of the
hction is of only temporary
interest and value. The Rayno.ds
library is trying the experiment and
charges . cents for five days and finds
very successful. BY this means the
best fiction will be bought as fast as
is published; thus that part of the
library income devoted to books will
spent in procuring books of perma.
nent value.
FICTION.
The Right of Way.
The Eternal City.
D'ri and |.
The Man From Glengarry,
Tristram of Blent,
Cardigan,
The Cavalier,
The ~Benefactress,
The Portion of Labor,
The Lions Whelp,
Lazarre.
The Crisis,
Graustark,
The puppet Crown,
Marietta.
The Aristocrats,
Cinderella,
Potter and the Clay,
Tony Lover,
Young Mrs. Teddy,
Heritage of Unrest,
Helmet Of Navarro,
Kim,
Monsieur B~eaucaire.
Penelope's Irish Experiences,
Rosalynde's Lovers,
The Octopus.
The Secret Orchard,
Let Not Man Put Asunder,
Like Another Helen, d.
Arrows of the Almighty.
Deborah.
Young Barbarians.
Crucial Instances,
Circumstance.
Inc Teller.
Master Knot of Human Tate.
The White Cottage,
Love Letters Of a King.
With Roberts in Pretoria.
Making of a Warehouses,
Everyone His Own Way,
A House Party,
A Daughter of New France.
A Little Girl in Old New Orleans,
In the Days of Audubon,
Some Women | Have Known,
New Canterbury Tales,
The Spinster Book.
The White Cottage,
The Crows Nest,
larry Thou Till | Come,
Kings End,
Blennerhasset,
Annie Deane.
House of De Mailly.
Patty Fairfield,
The Victors,
The Ruling Passio.
Lives of the Hunted,
NON-FICTION (FREE.)
Stedman-Poets of America,
Stedman-Victorian Poets.
Thompson-Life of Eugene Field,
Longfellow Complete Poetica
Works.
Lowell-Complete Poetical Works,
Whittier-Complete Poetical Works
Tennyson-Complete Poetical Work
Bryant-Complete Poetical Works,
Fiske-Cosmic Philosophy,
Fiske-Life Everlasting,
Brooks-First Across the Continent
Brooks-Paston Letters,
Haeckel-Riddle of the Universe.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-02-22

At the Zeiger Cafe tonight will be
spread hot free lunch, consisting of the
best that can De procured.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-02-22
GRAND CENTRAL.

C. H. Bristal, Las Vegas E. S. CARR
theirs, Butler, Mo-: T. Alarid, Santa
Fe: j. II. Van Horn and wife, Kansas
City: Frank Van Duren, Pagosa
Springs.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-02-22

NEW METROPOLITAN.
c. e. Randall, Whitcomb Springs;
A. NJ. Howard, City.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-02-22

TWENTY-FIVE DOZEN MEMS
GLOVES. TAKE YOUR CHOICE FOR
As CENTS. ROSENWALD BROS.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-02-22

At Badaracco's Summer Garden, Sat
urday evening. Everybody invited.
Best of music. Free lunch.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-02-22

Short lengths or carpets, ranging
from one to twenty yards, at half cost.
Albert Faber, 305 Railroad avenue.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-02-22
Hot Lunch

Tonight at the White Elephant, best
the market affords, and it will be free
to all corners
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-02-22
Works.
C

The base ball teams of the Santa Fe
acific shops and old town crossed bats
on the diamond at the fair grounds
this afternoon.
Alfred Darlington, draughtsman at
the office of Architect W~hittlesey. is a
patient at the local railway hospital,
suffering with the grip.
Senator Kennedy, one of the officials
of the Santa Fe Contra and a party
of eastern capitalists are expected to
arrive in Albuquerque tomorrow morn.
ing on the Chicago limited.
A delegation of Albuquerque citizens
this afternoon went down to Perkins
ranch. in response to an invitation
from Mr.. Perkins, to investigate his
| system of irrigation by compressed air.
FOR SALE-Several hundreds pounds
of bran new BREWER and small plea;
good type stands, tables, etc. In fact
a country newspaper outfit furnish
ed. Inquire OF address The Citizen
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-02-22

Subscribe for The Daily Citizen ant
get the news.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1902-04-03
The Future of Hawaii.

The New York Commercial prints an
interview with w. T. Lloyd or San
Francisco. who says: In the excite
ment Of the Philippines, Cuba and Por-
TO Rico. il seems Americans have over
locked the Hawaiian Islands. Yet these
new possessions OF ours are enormously
rich. As San Francisco had the trade
OF the Islands before annexation there
has not been much said about them, as
san Francisco was too deeply interest
ed in the Philippines. Now. however.
interest is turning TO Hawaii and al
ready many Americans have gone
there. and as soon as they become more
familiar there Will be thousands OF
others. The climate is superb: and
there are plenty Of chances for invest
ment. The Islands need a cable TO bring
them into communication with the out
side world y cable would put the Isl
ands up to date and be worth millions
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1902-04-03
A HONOLULU MAN
Talks of Doan's Backache Kidney
Pills.

Talks of Doan's Backache Kidney
Pills.
When an incident like the following
occurs here at home it is bound to
carry weight with our readers. The
public statement OF reputable citizen
living In this city leaves no ground
for the skeptic TO stand on.
Mr.. James G. Stevens, OF this city,
Informs us: 81 was troubled with an
ache in the small OF my back for long
time. and such was the condition Of
things until I tried some of Doan's
Backache Kidney Pills, which l OBJ
tanned at the Hollister Drug Co.'S
store. A short treatment gave me the
desired relief, and / am satisfied that
they are a good remedy for backache
and deserve TO be recommended"
Mr.. Stevens is one OF our own cit
izs7s. Is not such testimony stronger
than thateof someone living in Amer
lear y
Does your back or side ache so that
It ia hard to stand straight? Do you
have headaches, nervousness. frequent
thirst, hot, dry skin, or shortness OF
sleep? Are your eyelids distended or
breath? Evil forebodings. or unsettled
sleep? Are your eyelids distended or
feet and ankles swollen and have you
lost flesh? Are the secrettons from the
kidneys thick, dark cclored, and do
they deposit a sediment? Kidney dis
ease Is insidious and II you leave any
of these symptoms you should treat
them at once. Delay may mean you
you can't be cured.
Doan's Backache Kidney Pills are
sold by all chemists and store keepers
at so cents per box, six boxes $3.50, or
will be mailed on receipt Of price by
the HOLSTER Drug Co., Honolulu,
wholesale agents for the Hawaiian
Islands.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1902-04-03

of dollars commercially to the Islands.
Now, of course, everything comes by
water. and the Islands are a week or
more behind the world all of the time.
L believe the future of the Islands is
very bright and that they Will be with
in a few years the Mecca of investors"
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1902-04-03
DIRECT FROM NEW YORK.

New striped and figured fancy Pique
for ladies' Skirts. New line OF EN-
broidered Swisses. Very pretty all
over Embroidery.
W. L. FLETCHER
5edee Cottage. Richards and Hotel SITS.
p. o. Box 1853. TED 521 Blue
The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1902-11-08

William the Conqueror did not intro
duce swearing into England. but he
brought with him very forcible oath
William was accustomed 10 swear ''by
the splendor OF God" and on such oc-
casions he combined with It the ter
rible aspect Of the eyes" which always
took the place Of swearing in the case
OF Sir Joseph Porter. *. c. p. After
Williams time the rulers OF England,
with possibly here and there an excep-
ton swOre with great frequency and
vigor 1t is related that even Queen
Bess, whose auburn locks did not belle
a fiery temper, would break into a
string Of expletivcs that would rattle
the royal windows and frighten the
household and royal attendants from
all sense Of diplomatic recourse.-Lon.
oon Taller.
The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1902-11-08

All primitive people regard the bird
as specially wise and favored. Living
In the air. he IS regarded as exercising
control over atmospheric phenomenon.
and, knowing SO wen his own ml-ra-
tory seasons. the Indians observe his
lights as forebodng I'D or good TO
themselves.
Tho Hurons believe that the dove
carries the souls of tho departed hence
The DakOtas say the storm bird dwclls
so high as 10 Dee out OF human vision
and carries a fresh water lake on his
back. SO that when he plumes himself
It rains. when he winks his bright eyes
II lightens. whom he flaps his wings
thunder rolls. The Alaskans hold much
the same idea about the thunder
bird"
Among them all the eagle is mighty.
brave. aspiring. the symbol OF their
warriors for apparent reasons. The
kinghsher is anxious % serve his broth
er uan.
The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1902-11-08

Baltimore's Prominent Business
Wholesale.
The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1902-11-08
THEY DRINK sEA WATER.
cOcSatoos and Wild TieconS 10 Not
Sem 20 Wind L.

cOcSatoos and Wild TieconS 10 Not
Seem 20 Hiind a..
I'm 1881. while resident ON Garcue
peninsula. the northern portion OK The
magnificent island az New Britain. in
the south Pacific. I had many orpor-
tunitics OF witnessing both cockatoos
and wild pigeons drinking salt water.
was stationed at a place called ka-
baira. the then taithc~t out TRADING
station on the whole island. and as /
had hut little work TO Go / found
plenty OF time 20 study bird lie in the
vicinity. Parrots ~ several varieties.
all OF beautiful pluma-c. were pleul.-
ful. and crodt Cocks or white cocL.-
toos frcguented the rollins. gra~s,
downs which lay between my home
and the German head station in
blanche bag. twenty miles distant.
while The heavy frost OF the lttoral
was the haunt 90 thousands of pigeons.
These pigeons. thou-h not SD lar.c aS
the Samoan or eastern poivucS.au bird.
formed an agreeable change of diet for
Us white traders. and by walNiu- about
nifty yards from ones door half 81
dozen or more could De- shot in as
many minutes
My nearest uc'chhor was q German,
and one day when we were ,rar.in.
along the beach toward his STATION I
noticed some hundreds ~ piccous ny
down from the forest. settle ON tho
margin OF the water ard drink with
apparent enjoyment The lnrhor at
this spot beiu- almost au5l. ,lal and
the water as smooth .~ -la~~ ana vilh-
The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1902-11-08

Sickness steals more savings than the
burglar Slowly, coin by coin. the
money that has been so hardly earned
is paid out for drugs and doctors.
Sickness is the worst enemy OF the work
ing man, and the common cause OF the
working mans sickness is disease of the
stomach often involving the heart, lungs,
liver, or kidneys.
The use of DIR. Pierce's Golden Med
tcal Discovery will stop the stealing Of
the savings by sickness. II cures dis
eases of the stomach and other organs Of
digestion and nutrition. II cures dis
eases of heart, liver. lungs. kidneys. etc,
when these diseases are caused hv the
diseased condition OF the stomach and
its allied organs.
vAbout ten years ago began 10 have trout
with my stomach writes n m Connolly. ct SIS
Walnut Street, 1-orain, Ohio. cit got 50 had
had to lay of quite often two aud three tays On
a week. my stomach would blnat and I would
belch up gas and was in awful distress a. such
times ! have employed and been treated hy
the best doctors IN the city hut got no help
whatever. BY some way or other happened 20
get hold OF vial Of your Pellets and thouE az
they helped me. II was then wrote 90 YOU for
advice. You told me that by my symptoms won
thought hao liver complaint. aud advised the
Of your Golden Medical Discovery aud
Pleasant Pellets in connection These mcdi.
cines have taken as directed and am very
from the start and have not lost a dsv this
summer on account Of my stomach ( feel tip
top, and better than have for ten years.
Accept no substitute for Golden Med
ical Discovery" Nothing else is vjust
as good
DR.. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets regulate
the bowels.
The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1902-11-08

After the explosion the following
were found to be injured:
The Groom. 49, Slightly scratched
about the face. force Of character and
self esteem somewhat shattered; will
hereafter show timidity under like cir
cumstances.
The Bride.-Dignity hurt, but not
broken; showed unexpected courage;
win recover slowly.
Cupid Badly shocked; VIII recover.
Life
The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1902-11-08
~ nave used Chamberlninls Colic 9

u have used Chamberlain Collie. Chol.
era and Diarrhoea Remedy and find il to
be a great medicine says Mr.. +. s.
Phipps, of Poteau, Ark. at cured me of
bloody hnx: cannot speak too highly
OF it," This remedy always wins the
good opinion, il not praise. Of those who
use il. The quick cures which il effects
even in the most severe cases make IL a
iavorite everywhere. For sale by NJ. NJ
Lewis, druggist.
The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1902-11-08

Mrs. Gay-Yes. l know my husband
cart AFFORD ali these things, but I'm
buying them to please him.
Mrs. Schoppen-To please him?
Mrs. Gay-Yes; there's nothing that
pleases him more than a chance TO tell
his people what q martyr he is.-Phila-
delphin Press.
The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1902-11-08

Self love is at once the most delicate
and the most vigorous Of our defects;
nothing wounds it, but nothing kills
IL
The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1902-11-08

Tim Tun-Aw, cud lick youse wild
both me hands tied behind me.
Swipsey Mulligan-Wnl ger let me
tie em?-Ohio State Journal
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1902-05-13
She Would Not be
Without 1t Now.

Neither would thousands of others. We
refer TO Vogeler's Curative Compound it
does so much good and seems to reach
every form of stomach trouble, that people
have found that it is the one true specific.
And what are stomach troubles? The easiest
answer IS that threequarters of all the dis
eases and ailments which affect as proceed
from ons form or another of stomach
trouble.
Indigestion is one of the worst and most
prevalent forms. but Vogeler,s Curative
Compound cures indigestion. Here is one
instance:
Mr.. w. Bowel, of "a, Priory Street, Win
chester, Col, writes F" / wish to state that
my wife has been taking Vogeler's Curative
Compound for long time, and it is the
only thing that has done her any real good
for Indigestion, in fact nothing would induce
her to be without a bottle now"
When We stop TO seriously consider the
fact, that this great remedy is made from
the formula of one of the most eminent living
London physicians, it is no wonder that
people who have happily experienced the
benefit to be derived from its use, will not
now be without it at any cost.
ST. Jacobs Oil. Ltd. Baltimore, Nd will
send you free sample bottle. Write
them
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1902-05-13
MIR. Edison,s Prophecy.

The prophecies of Mr.. Edison in re
gard to wireless telegraphy have been
questioned, but heretofore that gentle
man has given personal and successful
attention to the fulfllment Of his
prophecies. His predictions were that
THE average distance for messages sent
by wireless telegraph will be 1000
miles; that the difficulties of obtaining
. high rate of speed by wireless tele-
graph will be overcome; that methods
will be provided to prevent interference
between wireless messages; that every
thing now done by steam will ultimate
~ be performed by electricity.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1902-05-13

Major t. H. Mars, of the First Wis
consin Cavalry regiment, writes from
1925 Dunning street, Chicago, H., the
following letter:
'sF0r years suffered with cafarrE, OF
the kidneys contracted In the army.
Medicine did NOT help me any until q
cOmrade who had been helped BY Pc
runa advised me 10 try IT, bought
some at once, and soon found blessed
relief kept taking Ii four months,
snd am now well and strong and feel
better than I have done for the past
twenty years, thanks TO Peruna. "---
r. IL Mars.
Mr.. John Vance, Of Hartford City,
Ind, says: "My kidney trouble is much
better. | have improved so much that
every body wants to know what medi-
cine l am using. l recommend PeruRa
TO everybody and some have commenced
TO use it. The folks all say that il DIR.
Hartinan's medicine cures me it must be
great. John Vance.
MIR. j. Brake, of PefroIea, Ontario,
Canada, writes: "Four years ago
had severe attack of Brighf's dis
ease, which brought me so low the
doctor said nothing more could be
done for me. began TO take Peruna
and Manaiin, and In three months
was q well man, and have continued
so ever since. "---J Brake.
At the appearance Of the first symptom
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1902-05-13
A soldiers Narrow Escape.

Watts Flats, n. Y. May George
Manhart of this place, hale and
hearty old soldier of so years of age,
tells a thrilling story of a narrow es-
cape from death:
-Four years ago." he says, "the doc
tors who were attending me during a
serious illness called my wife aside and
told her that l could not live two
weeks, as had Bright's Disease, which
meant certain death.
"As a last resort we thought we
would try Dodds Kidney Pills, and
accordingly sent to Mr.. Clark's drug
store and got box.
This remedy worked wonders in my
case. / noticed the Improvement at
once and discharged the doctor.
II kept on improving until every
symptom of illness had gone and was
strong and well.
Il feel like a boy and to-day | am
chopping wood as well at eighty as al
twenty. Dodd's Kidney Pills did it."
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1902-05-13
One Effect of the Game.

A well-known Scottish minister took
up golf, and. despite great practice, could
not succeed in passing the tyro stage.
His simple EXPLANATIONS of Tut, tut, I"
"Oh, dear, now" "Well, WELL" and the
like were plain evidences of a perturbed
mind. One day, when the perspiration
flowed freely from his lofty brow and
has honest countenance shone with lus-
ter and radiance which, alas! were not
due to calmness of soul, but rather to
the heat of the sun and his laborious
efforts to move the obstinate gutta pereha
ball from its station on the tee, he was
tempted to indulge in strong language.
Dear, dear, but I'll haze to gle it up;
I'll haze to gle it upr' he said, at last,
with despairing sigh.
Give up the game. Mr.. D. ex-
claimed his friend. who had been wit
ness of his attempts.
ma, ma; the meenistry," answered the
other, with a sigh.-Tid- Bits.