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Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-06-12

See the great bicycle whirl present
ed by four ladies and four gentlemen
bicycle champions.
A large menagerie of rare wild ami
mails.
so arenic stars.
10 funny clowns.
Don't fail to see the free morning
exhibition on the show grounds after
the free morning street parade.
Two performances, afternoon and
evening. Doors open at l p. m. and 7
p m.
Excursion rates on all railroads.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-06-12

Deming will be the great smelter
center. Two large plants will be in
stalled within the veal.
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V, Y. CLARK.

Minins. and metallurgical engineer, los
west gold avenue, A.Juquerque, N. M.
Specialties--Reports, surveys and maps:
plans and reduction works; mines and
mining Investments; second hand mining
machinery; custom assaying and analysis.
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p


OF. ConneT.
Post graduate of DR.. A. T. Stills School
of Osteopathy, Kirkville. Mo. Lung trou-
bic and all chronic diseases a speciality.
Office, Whiting building, rooms q and
q; Automatic telephone, 164.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-06-12

Is it a burn? Use Or. Thomas Ec-
lectric Oil. A cut? Use DR.. Thomas
Eclectric Oil. At your druggists.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-06-12

1T WILL BE TIME WELL IN
VESTED TO READ OUR ADVER-
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS BROS.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-06-12

Deming water n pure ozone make
strong and healthy people.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-06-12

1t will pay you to see Hall & Learn
ard before purchasing a piano.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-06-12

GUARANTEED SILK GLOVES, 80
CENTS PER PAIR.-ROSENWALD
BROS.
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YourDoctor

Always mn promptly?
Ever faithful? Saved your
life? Then hold fast to him.
We believe in doctors. Ask
yours about Ayers Cherry
Pectoral for hard colds,
coughs Of all kinds, asthma,
bronchitis, and other throat
and lung troubles. For 60
years doctors have used it.
"I have used Ayers Cherry Pectoral
for So years. Just a little OF IL cures a
cold and stops a cough A. G.
Hamilton, Marietta, Ohio.
1se., Soc, Slo0. &c. AVER co., Lowell, Mass.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-06-12
The Mexican Central Railway Co., Limited

II iVieAi|dI OeIIudI railway GU LHHteu
Calls attention to the fact that:
IT, the only Standard Guage Route from the United States from
tier to Mexico City. J
1t is the only line in Mexico that can offer the travelling public
the conveniences and comforts of Standard Guage Pullman Drawing
Room Sleepers, lighted by Pfntsch Gas.
II lis the only line by which you can tavel without change from
Kansas City, Mo-, to Mexico City.
Iii s the only line by which you can travel without change from
81. Louis, Mo, to Mexico City.
The lines of the Mexican Central Railway pass through Is of the
81 states Of the Republic. Eight million of the thiteen million in
habiants of Mexico are settled contiguous to them. s
The principal mining regions receive their supplies and export
their products over it, chihuahua. Sierra Moada, Mapimi, Fresnflo, I
Parral, Guanacevi, Durango, Zacatecas, Guanajuato Sombrerete, Pach :
uca, etc, etc. K
When You Travel for Business, Go Where Business Is Done. s
There ire only FIVE cities Of over 35 900 inhabitants in the Repub- (
lie of Mexico that are not reached by the Mexican Central line. \
The following ten cities ire reached only by the Mexican Central (
Railway: <
Chihuahua 009S Inhabitants; Parral 1882; Zacatecas "a 1873: x
GIanatuato 40,5SO; Leon SO, 1858; Guadalajara 1O1 .2OS: Queretaro 80. (
Ole; Zamord 1888; Aguascalentes 37S16; Irapuato 10 $40. K
1t also reaches the cities Of Torreon 13S45; San Luis Potosi <
60S5S; Tampico (Mexican Gulf port) 1888; Celayl % SOS; Pachuca s
BLAST; City of Mexico 3sS777. <
Daily Pullman service between 81. Louis, Mo, and Mexico City, (
also between Kansas City, Mo-. and Mexico City, and vice versa. (
c r. HUDSON, G. r. & (
w. D. MURDOCH, A. G. p. A., Mexico CITY K
w. s MEAD, Commercial Agent, FL Paso, Texas. <
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Deming has increased so per cent. In
population in four years.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-06-12
DENTISTS

My dental office viii be closed until
June %. z. j. Alger.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-06-12
MONUMENTS

All kinds Of stone and nable work.
Prices moderate. Shop and yard cor
ner Fifth street and Railroad avenue
III. @. MAURINO.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-06-12
Cholera Morbus a Dangerous Disease.

In many instances attacks of cholera
morbus terminate fatally before medi-
cine can be procured or a physician
summoned. The safe way is to keep
at hand a reliable medicine for use in
such cases. For this purpose there is
nothing so sure as Cnamberlain's Col
ic, Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy. w.
E. Bosworth, of Lafayette, Ala, says:
In June, 1900, | had a serious attack
of cholera morbus and one dose of
Chamberlain's Collie, Cholera and Diar-
rhea Remedy gave me relief in fifteen
minutes" For sale by all druggists.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-06-12

f. r. Cassell, the San Bernardino
shop blacksmith who suffered from an
attack OF appendicitis while at work,
has gone to the Company's hospital at
Los Angeles. where he will probably
undergo an O~neratinn
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r. w. D.. BRYAN
Frank w. Clancy

= OTJdW
ATTORNEY-AT-LAW, Albuquerque, N.
M. Office, First National Bank building
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William %. e

ATTORNEY-AT-LAW. OIhce, room Z
N. T. Armijo building. VIII practice n
all IA courts of the territory.
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e. w. Dobson

I-LAW, rooms 2 and
N. T. Armljo building, Albuquerque, Nm
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-06-12

ATTORNEY-AT-LAW. ONCE, Cron
well block, Albuquerque, N. M.
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CARDs
MINING ENGINEER.

PROFESSIONAL CARDS
MINING ENGINEER.
v. V. CLARK,
Minins and metallurgical engineer, los
west Gold avenue, A.Juquerque, N. NJ.
.Specialties--Reports, surveys and maps;
plans and reduction works; mines and
mining Investments; second hand mining
machinery; custom a~ssaying and analysis.
osTEoPATHY.
Or. Conner.
Post graduate of DR.. A. T. Stills School
bic and all chronic diseases a speciality.
ONCE, Whiting building, rooms q and
q; Automatic telephone, 164.
DENTISTS
My dental office will be closed until
June %. z. J. Alger.
LAWYERS
Bernard S.. Rodey
ATTORNEY-AT-LAw, Albuquerque, N
M. Prompt attention given to all business
pertaining to the profession. VIII prac-
tice in all courts of the territory and be-
fore the United States land office.
:. M. Bond
ATTORNEY-AT-LAW, ~ F street, N,
W., Washington, n. c. Pensions, lands,
patents, copyrights. ~caviats. letters pat.
emit, trade marks, claims.
William D. Lee
.ATTORNEY-AT-LAw. Orice, room Z
N. T. Armijo building. VIII practice IL
all the courts of the territory.
r. w. D. Bryan
ATTORNEY-AT-LAW, Albuquerque, N.
M. Office, First National Bank building
Frank w. Clancy
ATTORNEY-AI-LAW, rooms 2 and :
N. t. Armljo building, Albuquerque, NM
e. w. Dobson
ATTORNEY-AT-LAW. ONCE. Crom
well block, Albuquerque, N. NJ.
John II. Single,
ATTORNEY-AT-LAW. Cromwell block
Albuquerque, N. M.
PHYSICIANS
Dr.. j. e. Bronson
Homeopathic Physician.
Room IL, Whiting Block.
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ATTORNEY-AT-LAW, ~ F street. N.
W., Washington, n. c. Pensions. lands,
patents, copyrights. c~avlats, letters pat.
ent, trade marks, claims.
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RS
Bernard s. Rodey

ATTORN EY-AT-LAW, Albuquerque, N
M. Prompt attention given to all business
pertaining to the profession. Will prac-
tice in all courts of the territory and be-
fore the United States land office.
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1902-01-19

somo OF tho cievercst young women ~
The city thr entertainment VIII be vel
worth seeing. The name silver Tea
probnbly given 30 II because " Is expcctad
tbat nothlag lcss than q silver dime VIII
hn given for admission. How much over
ihis sum Is left TO tho gcnerosltr Or inicr
est Of the donor
Mr.. and Mrs. Gustavr A. Mistrot have
sent ont invitations to a card party wcdnes-
dsv night. The Mistrot homo has bren the
srenr ~ many handsome social funcucn-
aud this coning ANAL is to be ~ iur Mtn
its predecessors. There Is 10 hc m or'El-.u
idea carried out In The games to hc played
which give a spic, OF variety TO tbs even
ing
The reading Of "L'Alglon" by Mrs. Bcr'
tina Knnz Baker on the 2ith al Sacngrr'
bund hall will be one OF The attractions 81
the week Misses Bessie Hughes and Bot
liz Chimes who are bringing Mrs Baker
mere. ask that all who will 60 70 hear MR..
Baker be- In time 10 he seated before tne
reading begins, which VIII be at S:lD p. M
Invitations have been received TO tho
oppning Inll Of the Arlington hotel, Marlin.
ON inc 24th Of this month This hotel. NJ
wn,cn MIR. lie Harrison Is the present pro
protector. is said to hc The hAndsom'rt 'u
tho state in the finish aud appointments
and tlils opening bali will bc very grand
H6air
Mr.. and Mrs T. ~ Dumhlc viii enter
tain tho 1hrd Ward club Friday night and
thc Main street Euchrc club Friday had
IJgh Five club on Thursday afternoon.
The date Of tho latter has been changed,
ont Of courtesy To Mrs. i. w Jones, who
had already sent out cards for Friday AFTER
noon
Tho celebration of tho birthday Of Cen
II s.t,ns,
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1902-01-19
Literary Gu BIS.

On Monday the Houston Heights Literary
club met with Mrs John A, Mllroy.
Roll call was answered with names Of
famous Italian women. The lesson for inc
day was y review Of the history Of Italy
from 1889 IA the present day. conducted
by Mrs Milroy,
review Of Marion Cravford'S now book
Marietta. Maid of Venice, was read by
Mrs Fred T. Dexter after which the meet
ing adjourned. The next meeting will b,
with Mrs. J.. Il. Thornton.
Mrs j. w. Maxcy had the Current Lttcra
ture club with her last week In the alb
sencc OF Mrs Coleman, whose day it was
Only business matters were attended 10 and
some sweet music, sung by the hostess
heard with pleasure Mrs. NJ. c. CulpepeI
win be hostess of the clubs next meeting.
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1902-01-19
Personal.

Miss Della Kiam is in Dallas visiting Mrs.
| Joe LiGz.
MIR. Spencer Hutchus left Wednesday for
/ San Antonio.
Miss Annie Lou Rogers is visiting Mrs.
Nelson Munger.
Mrs. Rosine Ryan spent last week With
| Mrs. Charlotte w Drew.
Mrs. r. *. Lawrence is Bryan is the
| guest OF Mrs 81 Packard.
Miss Ella Smith i, at home again after
short visit to New York.
/ Miss Anne Bolts returned Friday from a
! delightful visit to Galveston
! Mrs. A. II. Pierce, who has been away
/ for ten days, Is expected home today.
| Mrs. Il. W. Kitchen of Kentucky is visit.
ing her cousin, Mrs, Harri, Mustcrson.
/ Miss Mary Swopr Is in Wrst lcAus Wis.
| itlng friends in san Antonio aud Seguin.
Miss Claire Robinson will he with Miss
| Meme Lee tat Mrs. Bette Rryau'sl today.
| Mrs. Marion l.. Roberts Of Atlanta. Ga,
| is visiting her niece, Mrs Kinds Kirkland.
| Mrs. 4. II, Woodward Of Louisville Is
! visiting her daughter, Mrs. r. $. Rudclih.
| Miss Mary Fort Hamilton Or Fayrttcs.
| vile. Ark, was the guest Of Mrs, James A.
! Baker last week.
Miss Cora rooc IS at home from sherman
| spending few weeks with her mother At
| 1904 Travis street.
/ Miss Nina Harper NJ New Orleans is Wis.
| Ting hcr sister. Airs. r. f. Forman, Jr.,
| lluH Peasr avenue.
| Mrs, John 4. Crsighcad ~ jefferson city.
! Mo-, is the guest OF Mrs. W. /. Williamson
| MS Calhoun avenue.
Miss Mabel Childrcss Of Dallas. who has
been With Miss Vera Strong, is now the
| guest OF Miss Clara Carter.
Mrs. C. H. Beale has returned 10 her
| home In Montgomery, Ala, accompanied by
/ her mother. Mrs. ]. c. Waddill.
! Mrs. W. c. Crane and her son, MIR. c. J.
| crane, Jr, left Wednesday for "trip
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1902-01-19
An Attack Of Pneumonia warded OF.

some time ago my daughter capgh,
severe cold. she complained ~ -.
her chest and had bad cough As IN
nF osmoerlah's Cough Remedy accord.
lns 10 directions and in two days She was
wen ana ehle 10 20 to school. have
uSea this remedy in my family TO- ,he
past seven years and have never known
u 10 ran SAYS James Prcndergast. NOR,
enaht. Annato Bay, Jamaica, West Indts
Islands The pains in the chest indicates
an approaching attack Of pnermoni.
winch IN this instance was undoubtsaly
Wafaed on by chamberlain's Cough Rem.
coy. lt connterscts any tendency :,
s so,a sowars Pne0msniI. FOR sale BY ALI
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1902-01-19

wno Hordir,.. coming .aporrow nicht
nrgc. mn. 10, ,,,.i.I cha. ......ol, ,,p, .,,..
~ bc,r b,, i.,,. ,i.... .,,. i, ,.., .,c..s.,i,,
Csr .,,i,r. r.,1,. 81, i,.,, aha, ,ud,,orl,,n
l.cforc ,lc las. ,,,,.,,.r cris,.d moro
win bc ,ong linn. .r ,.,. ,,,,,in.. ,.ts,Ic
to nr,ng t,o rr,,r1 p,, to.,,, .ar,fp \.
% en,,ric. or,cr fine mrs, ou,ono. A,. ra
-pu ~. iro,,..,, ouu,tc,t, ..rf,,, l.,.
orrorr,5 IA n,,c fin, d.... t...d l,,.in.
,5c ,,prbcr. a. ,,.t ANS, ..i. ,,., ..,rr.
20 bear ,bc sr., ono INNS. b. ,U.lr ..,,l
bcforc II nc,ip.
Brt the pot.o or t,r instrumentation ra. lr7.
Ing can onl, No r,noliad n, fn. oao,to
themsere. c,u u,f updor.-oub .,3.,t any
one cnn fatI 10 -cr tnot those nrsna.griopy
nro yer, bad form, ,o. .,,. tb.. least off ,scu
The rustllp. of ,op,s ,nd h,,. l,.ps ar
ranged utterly DESTROYS ,hc pleasure Of
those who care IN b,or and If ,o., d. mott
."'' ID "'' ''"' 'i"'a' "'Nl'. '''''n'
her there ar" many lhai do Haste Us al
ways bad form ana at uo point o. this
r,.t ,,,r,. .,,,.l,,.iycI ,t.... %, ,,i ,,.,-,-,.
Ia'' NOR en- h'S,~'h I""" ND mus P'.P'ra
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1902-01-19
In SOCIETY,".

pretty chnrgp Mrs y NJ Crawford had
charge oC tic hgby dolls win Mrs g 4
Tnft ana Mrs Srhurctnun 10 ssstst
her
The old do1ls were ia Mrs w q An4lev'.
care ana there vcro some ,rrv rn,,iut
specimens 'rta tnost Interesting ~ tbrss
VA, Miss N,ur, Nirfr, r,.t,n "a
! brought from ln"l5nd In i1ss and nor 80
are IS brleht rs ,ybr, ina mix ni,,r,,t
| hurrcd hor nm TO nor In ,rylnus hn,,r t
| ron,Ior, i'm tbr strnnyo nov, i,nJ -, n.hi,.h
| she mad LroW1li Tnr d"uV 'Tbty d,,u os
| vnoJ that is nougbSd hr r,,J ,V,,,it,,,,,
/ speaks rlcai.y H. ne Gcnr, of nm, nn" ,,ht
| over loved n dou Of ,hc n, ~" 'u,',s T w."
! have come and ,,opr sine, si,r r,,,t ~, ~.
| blg ocean over 81 biindrrd ,,,rg n, ,,i in'
! Nancy McLu" WIS entered hv Alas cora
| gregory of galveston.
tcrrJ i, I T"n %, historic interest was en-
dressed iust "a, she Vg,. yh.n NIr. NIty
! ib"n 'itlg Maggie Todl. wcn FROM Rati
, ,n.' u" ,N",t9'E VI" IN tho-" DAYS when
each other NJ Ufo for sont,.., 'Ea l,n
paihizrr- was mot -p safe within Northern
Hnrs These. with other Old dolls. were IN
! 'UfE" oi Mr.. Au>"r mud Miss Bruce.
pr.7 1h4"r NiN inches were plucrd I'm
IN" gar" of Mr.. Vernon Lcunn ind Mr.
j. g. iNinn- They wore u buuiu .u.-
r.niN 'N orange and green
,,d ne, punch howl in "hnrs" of Mrs Car
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Discount Sab.

IS per cent off cur ~
BRIG A BRAC and p s,
ScHlNA. Don't miss Al.
Specially low prices On = I.
Sets, Fish and Game IL. ~
Chocolate Sets TO insure in,,!
selling. '''a
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1902-01-19

The hrst informal dance OF the season
Was given Thursday night Al Bryan han
IN honor Of Miss Melanic Clayton Of South
MeAlester !. r., who is the guest Of
Miss Jean Cannon, Tho program. consist
lug Of four dances and three cotlllion Ag
nrss was commenced at o'clock and
ended PROMPTLY az midnight The hrst
Miss Clarion; Tho second by Mr. Harry
lea with Miss Alma Miller and tho third
by Mr.. wanroy Garrow with Miss Fran
tes Dillon. The dance was chaperoncd hy
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1902-01-19

The Hard Times club had merry mora,
Ing Thursday at the home VI Miss Efne
MAY Jones. There were a number OF In.
vited guests In addition TO the members.
ana the tables around which these JOYOUS
young people played were scattered throsgh
the parlors and hall. Although Dame Ru-
NOR has not been silent this winter and
whispers have hcen dying around, there
were hut few maids present who we're
prepared for a certain announcement given
Al noon. After tho last game had been
called Miss Alma Miller president Of tho
club, arose and said that although n MAS
not on club business that She desired 10
speak, she knew that all present might
listen. She then went on 20 say that il
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1902-01-19

The Young womsns guild Of Christ
church will give silver tea" In tho par
ish house Thursday evening at s o'clock
Amusing cherades will he the order Of tho
evening" and "a tia guild 10 made IN q
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1902-01-19

The Ladies' Parish association " Christ
church will give reception Tuesday after
noon from TO o'clock IN their room In
the parish house, complimentary TO the
rector and his wife, Rev and Mrs II
d. Ayes The strangers In tho concrcga
ton are specially invited to he present. a.
one OF the objects Of the ahair Is 10 bring
the people Of tho parish together. and make
them know each other
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1902-01-19

The Scven.handcd Euchrc club will meet
with Mrs. Kinds Kirkland this week.
~
Mrs q. r. Holt will entertain the Main
Street EuchrC club Tuesday.
The Tucson citizen., 1902-04-25
The Eyes Blind spot.

The blind spot in the eye Is where
the optic nerve comes through the reti.
ma about one-tenth of an inch Eeare:
the nose than the center. To test II
close your fists with your thumbs out
side and held against each other. Ey-
tend your arms. SHIT your left eye
and look fixedly with your right eye at
your left thumb. Separate your hands,
and when they are about six inches
apart the right thumb viii 90 out OF
business temporarily, for its picture
Will fall upon the blind spot Now,
here's the curious part of il: Though
men have tried all sorts OF experiments
on themselves for unknown thousands
Of years, this phenomenon was not dis
covered until the time of Charles ii. o!
England. The blind spot leaves ne
hole In the picture of the outside world
but, there being no stimulation on that
SPOT, there is not consciousness Of a
lack, but lack Of consciousness
Harvey Sutherland in Ainslees.
The Tucson citizen., 1902-04-25
When rnRn Are Nest.

Frogs legs are sold in Paris daintily
threaded on little willow wands.. peo-
pie buy them for the home table in-
stead Of as is the practice in this coun-
try. eating them exclusively in restau-
rants. They make a most palatable
broth for invalids ard convaleseents,
but ordinarily the legs are prepared by
removing the skin. rolling them In
-four, adding salt. pepper and butter,
with a pinch of parsley. and cooking
them gently In frying pan or on the
griddle. BY parisians 1t is considered
that the frog is best In the fall OF the
year. when ii Is fattest and most deli
cate. However, large numbers OF the
hafrachians are caught In the spring,
when they are said TO be more easily
captured. Saturday Evening Post
The Tucson citizen., 1902-04-25
POULTRY POINTERS.

A close unventilated house Is en-
phatically foul house.
Ground or crushed bone Is good
form in which to give lime.
The nests should be arranged so that
the fowls can walk in on them.
Bran Is better feed for fowls than
corn because Ii contains more nitrogen.
An excellent feed for young chicks is
cracked or coarsely ground wheat for
the first week.
A cock that fights and picks his
mates every time they are fed is not
good breeder and few OF his hens
eggs will ever hatch.
Cane or sorghum seed can be fed 10
fowls to good advantage. 1t stimn-
lates egg production and In many ways
is good TO use for variety.
For n good breeder select rooster
with plump. full breast. broad across
the back, wide between the legs and
that crows often loud and long.
1t is II good plan to mate up the
fowls early, for occasionally one of the
hens will want TO sit during the win
ter. and it will be best to have the eggs
reudy
The Tucson citizen., 1902-04-25
Fig For Marriage Fee.

"a Lutheran minister in a western
Maryland town told me an amusing
story the other day" said a gentleman
to a reporter. Some time ago as this
minister was walking along Il street OF
the town IN old German advanced to-
ward him with extended hand. The
minister shook hands. but remarked
that he could not recall his maine. oh,
yes said the old German, you rcmem-
bcr me. l am the man who gave you
pig when you married me-
The minister smiled as he recalled
the incident, and as he was about To
ask about the wife the old German
said: Now tell you what I'll do.
When you married me. gave you n
pig. go I'll give you two pigs IL you
now unmarry me- baltimore Sun.
The Tucson citizen., 1902-04-25
Her AAvamtmRe.

"rapa," said Hyde Park preachers
little daughter the other day, when l
grow up I'm never going to marry
either minister. or a doctor that gives
people medicine"
"Why, dearf" he asked. Don't you
like preachers and doctors? You know
preachers and doctors ought to be the
most useful men there are. Doctors try
TO save people In this world, and
preachers do their best 10 save them in
the next. Isn't that pretty good busi-
nessT
Eyes" replied little Caroline, "hut Or.
relleticr's wife was here calling on
mamma today, and they got to talking
about things. and Mrs. Pelletier said
when she was sick 1t was always just
terrible to think of taking any of her
husbands medicine, and then mamma
said: oh. but you're an awfuIly great
deal more lucky than If yon were a
preachers wife. You only have 10 re
fuse to take the medicine when you're
sick, but a preacher breaches every
Sunday Chicago Herald.
The Tucson citizen., 1902-04-25
Looking Out For Papa.

A sweet little maid of four years was
distressed the other evening because
her father did not come home TO dinner
on time. Her grownup sister said to
her:
Papa Is naughty. and when he
comes we won't give him any tea"
When he did come, the sister sent the
teapot out to the kitchen for fresh tea.
The baby looked ON with a troubled
face and stole softly to her own room.
Shortly she returned with something
squeezed up In her tiny flst. Going up
to her sister. she whispered:
annie. I'll give sou oil my pennies
n you'll give papa his tea"
And. opening her band. she displaye6
all her carefully boarded pennies
New York Times.
The Tucson citizen., 1902-04-25
She Wnn Deaf.

At marriage service performed a
few days ago in a little country church
In England, when the minister said in
a solemn tone, "Wilt thou have this
man to ue thy welded husbandt' in
stead of the woman answering for her-
self gruff mans voice answered:
''Oi WILL"
The minister looked up, very much
perplcxed. and paused. He repeated
the sentence, and again the same grun
voice answered:
"Oi will"
Again the minister looked up, sur
prised, not knowing what TO make OF
it, when one of the groomsmen at the
end OF the row said:
"'Er be deaf. Oi be answerin' foE
'er."-Pearson's Weekly.