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The Yale expositor., 1902-10-31
THE EDITOR Is JOYFUL.
Kansas Molder OF Thought Announces
His Approaching Marriage.

His Approaching Marriage.
There Ia but one more week OF
single blessedness for the editor OF
this paper. A young woman has con-
sented Co take our name and share
with us the burdens and Joys of life
She Is Miss Elsie Kitzmiller. young
est daughter OF Mrs. Lay!nia Kitzmil
Ter. Her father was Franz Kitzmillcr.
a veteran OF the civil war, who died
one year ago.
The time get for the ceremony Is
next Wednesday al o'clock In the af-
ternoon at the home OF Mrs. Kitzmil-
Ter. a number OF friends have been
invited-but not nearly all. The house
would not hold nearly one-third OF all
those we should have been pleased
to see present (This Is not the editor
we've" having assumed new sig.
nihcance.) But there will be enough.
we hope. 20 fill the house and see that
the job is well done. There will be no
attendants. We will be the whole
show. There will be no tears-every-
one will be glad TO see us (editorially
u.s. finally married. There will be n
happy, handsome couple. the hand.
someness being contributed by the
other half.
No ones life Is complete who lives
alone. No. OF course not. To develop
into n surly. grabbed. soulshriyeled.
old bachelor. or dwindle away an old
maid full OF vinegar ana fool notions
what unhappier fate. To form a com.
plete and useful life. marriage Is a
necessity as well rs a luxury. Yet
these considerations are mere side is
sues. The first consideration Is 10 find
someone you can love. respect, ad.
mire. Love Is apart from logic. II is
capricious. IL frowns upon wealth,
tramples over differences OF age.
breaks down any established rules OF
precedence and astounds the coolly
systematic. We are Il. Time passes
slowly.-flIghland Kansas Vidette.
The Yale expositor., 1902-10-31
Walt Little Lonner.

Bofo' you droop unncath the load
Jess wait little longer.
Bcfo' YOU drap on Dc stony road.
Jess wait a iittlc longer.
Don be too quick f0h % sob an sigh
20 my. Use gwinc foh 20 up an diet"
Maybe dcy's help come. by aud by
Joss wait "a little longer
q Irs mighty dahk IN De cor midnight.
less wait little longer.
Hang on an pray fob De mawnin' light
Jess wait n little longer:
Kazc de darkest night knin't las f0h
aye
An Dc darkest hour am jess 10 day.
Bono time dem clouds gwinc TOil away
Jess walt n little longer.
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John J. Sullivan distinguished him.
self the ether day by throwing hand-
ful OF money into n crowd. You arc
improving. John. Once your boast
vas that you had money to throw to
the birds" Throwing u TO people In
much better. but don't throw any bad
money. John.--Exchangc
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Moon,s Hlnhent Mountain.

The highest mountain in the moon
Is at least $4,000 feet IN height; that
Is 5000 feet higher than Mount Ever.
est.
The Yale expositor., 1902-10-31

No one would ever be bothered with con
stipation II every ono knew how naturally
and quickly Burdock Blood Bitters regu
lntes the stomach and bowels
The Yale expositor., 1902-10-31

wash In hay water made by pouring boil
ing water over hay.
The summer girl doesn't appreciate the
mountain scenery unless there is a man
An a..
The Yale expositor., 1902-10-31

"A dose In time saves lives" DR.. Woods
Norway Pine syrup; nat res remedy Tor
coughs, colds, pulmonary diseases OF every
sort
The Yale expositor., 1902-10-31

currence-the last night OF Maligni's
circus. when you put bullet through
his cheek?"
ITO be contlnued.)
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short and awcet-a baby. or cours
this applicf only 90 your own baby.
The Yale expositor., 1902-10-31

Mrs Austin's Pancakes will help you 20 regain
that lost appetite. A. groccrS
The Yale expositor., 1902-10-31

Connecticut has seven ex-governors
living. Massachusetts has but three.
The Yale expositor., 1902-10-31

Women may be lacking In logic. but
thew mako un for IL In instinct
The Yale expositor., 1902-10-31
A0NDiEGCE. me Lion Toner.
BY SEWARD w. HOPKINS.

Asthor % Jack Robbins 81 America In thu
China Sea-" Two dehtlemen %
Hawaii" On a False
Charge" Etc.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1902-10-04
COMlCAL Mr.. MWiG.

One day, few winters dinner which
delightful of the congenia people had in
Among my guests the venerable Mr.. Grmwg,
invited because Of his entertaining drolery.
him Oliver Twist, young friend whom I
always admired because Of his remarkable purity and
tience We visiting and gossping awhile, Mr.. Grim
then 'he would eat his head"
when heard the bell ring and knew my other guests
arrived. Leaving friends Oliver and Mr.. Gmwig,
in Ranald Med )nald, Mrs.
Murray and Kate Raymond. had invited them because
of their ability entertaining they
good, simple and pure
attentivey while Ranad told stories
Glengarry people, his life there the
Murray, who smingly declared that he
whatever. being left the freside
the table, where enjoyed hearty meal in which
Mr.. Grimwig eating his head and ours too.
My guests T. each declaring he had had most
enjoyable time, and I felt assured that they had.
B Eighth Grade, Flora hfcNiven,
Horace Mann School. Park Avenue.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1902-10-04
THE GRIPPr GIRAFFE.

Harper's Magazine.
Said the camel to the grippy giraffe:
II perceive you having chill
If you'll follow my advice,
And be cured in trice,
Take dose Of quinine in pill
But the shaking giraffe shook his head in disdain-
Said he: You're witlcss decever;
Ere your cure for the grippe
Reached the end of it's trip,
I might need to be treated for fever"
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1902-10-04


her He often sang to her, while she
listened with great pleasure. Topsy
loved Eva because she was so good
and kind to everybody, and Eva
loved Topsy because she wanted Topsy
to be good, so they would enjoy being
together at my dinner.
Mamie MahOney,
1910 Thirty-eighth Avenue S.
A Fifth Grade,
Minnehaha School
THE SWEETEST GIRL OF ALL.
Last Wednesday I was reading
Little Women for the third time.
I had reached the place where 10
March was getting a dinner for her
sisters and Laurie. I began to think
about the Junior topic, and I said
to myself: iii have 10 for one of my
characters. 10, or Josephine. was a
lively and good-natured girl. When I
read about her it seems as if I were
an invisible form listening and watch
ing everything. The next invitation
will be sent to old Rip Van Wrinkle.
He is a very interesting character, and
1 am inclined to admire him. OF
course his dog can come too. Editha,
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1902-10-04

OF "Ediths Burglar" will surely be welcomed cordially
Above all, her courage in meeting burglar made
wonder at and praise her. know should not have
awakened, or if had. would not have downstairs
Carol Bird I should not like forget. She dear
patient little thing pity her. if she did have
thing she wanted. When reading the book
self In her place for two chapters had enjoy
ment Maybe OF the Ruggles family could bring her in
her wheel-chair.
pastors daughter. Her is Laura. She Is the
sweetest and most agreeable girl of know the
of guests will like her charming ways.
B Eighth Grade, Mabel Wright,
Clinton School. 2616 Fifth Avenue s.
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A Very Curly Road.

Little Edith riding with her father crooked
road long silence she folded her small hands In
seeming resignation and said well. honestly
such a curly road in all my ne!"
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1902-10-04
PROVOKING POLLY PARROT.

First should like to ask Amy from Little Women"
because she could tell the she her
aunts house when Beth sick, what Polly, her
aunts parrot said to would also invite Laurie
from Little Women" because think he could tell
interesting stories about all her family
I invite Kit they would
be jolly, think join their
fun
A Sixth Grade Katherine Stephens
Madison School.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1902-10-04

A Sixth Grade Katherine Stephens
Madison School. 1910 Park Avenue.
WEE, WlkSOME WINNIE.
to invite five favorte book characters would
choose first Carol Bird from 1.-THE Birds Christmas
She poor little crippled girl, always happy
bright sweet and loving I would also Mrs. Bird,
mother because always doing something
for other people, and she all her happy
Another character should like have my din
ner would be vpsv Eevnton the nrncinal
book Of that written by Elizabeth Phelps
Gypsy funny and jolly cannot help liking her.
Her brother Winnie little fellow about wears old I
should want to with her. He saying such
funny things The last guest should invite dinner
be little Patsy. poor fellow in
Virgins books think he would like dinner,
would not make trouble. He had such hard
time in his short, sad lfe other friends
would be glad to help make him happy. Ny would
be good bright and Jolly and providing had good
dinner, think should have good time.
Seventh Grade Helen Harrison
Minnehaha School, 1896 Thirty-n Avenue s.
WHITES OF BATTLE SMOKE.
II I Ben, Larry
Russell Gilbert Pennington
and Walter brothers, while Gilbert Pennington
CLOSE friend of theirs. Uncle Job the uncle Of
the three boys and he fond of them The boys
had been in the Spanish and each had been
different regiment batteship they will be
glad to each other again The boys all warke fell
lows and although their uncle not soldier yet he shares
their enthusiasm During they will
probably tell each other OF experiences they
through since they parted.
Seventh Grade, Sam Morison
Madison School. 821 Seventh Street S.
WASHED IN WET CLOUD.
entertainment would invite Alice of wonder
land who would tell all about her wonderful She
would tell it in interesting way than
books would also invite Aladdin could
the power of his wonderful lamp tell about
and Of his adventures. Then would invite Cinderella.
She would tell about herself and her godmother,
the rest of But best of ALL
and of his little brothers, pygmy. How wonderful
it would be to the great mountain of giant with his
head far above in the clouds would
clean face washed in wet cloud. And pygny
would be more Interesting than anyone else
B Fifth Grade, Pearl Wood,
Twenty S.
so MRS. VAN WiNkLE CAN'T ScOLD
Monday morning, going to school, I
Of the girls if it would not be good
party OF about five people, She approved.
cded to ask these Rip Van Winkle Carol Bird,
Sterling, Mistress Van Wnlke March,
to keep Mistress Van Wrinkle company. After
ten invitations in and said: do you think
Bird Mistress along together?
should not have invited both" why, mama thought
that the sweet disposition of Carol Bird would keep
Van Wrinkle from scoldng and embarrassing poor
because thought he could entertain guests
with his adventures in
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WRECKED IN a WILD STORM.
invite Robinson Crusoe, who is his
wonderful skill and his works. I invite his
Friday, because Robinson
poor Friday alone Robinson Crusoe could tell
the time when he started off all alone
deeds; in ship the a wild
in of losing his life should invite Uncle
Topsy Eva, from Uncle Toms Cabin"
devoted to to and enjoyed
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original and funny that knew she would be web
in company I invited Derrick Sterling because
he would like could entertain with the
Of his life in the m1nes.' said "Snce
have chosen guests these you
party
Seventh Grade, Harriet Fisher,
Lyndale School Bryant s.
The Minneapolis journal., 1902-08-22
Her FORTUNE
MEANT DEATH
A sooth Sayer's Prophecy
Speedily Followed by Jen-
ME Olson's. Suicide.
Her Lovers Faithlessness
and Her Own Suicide
s /, kWere Predicted.


Is fortune teller to blame for Jennie
Olson's suicide? - \. ~
Last week Miss Olson was told by a.
sooth sayer that. her lover-to whom she
was to be married in few days-would
prove faithless and that she would take
her own life and become spirit to watch
over him" ....
True or not as regards her lover, Miss
Olson to-day passed into the spirit realm
by her own act
The seer's prophecy preyed on the girls
mind and yesterday she secured a bottle
of carbolic acid which was taken from her.
To-day she procured another bottle and
took the fatal dose at her room Ala
Eleventh avenue N. A physician was
called and came only to find her dead.
Miss Olson was rs years old and worke ed
at the Standard laundry. Her trousseau
is now in the hands of a dressmaker and
the wedding dress, that was to be, will be
her shroud.
The Minneapolis journal., 1902-08-22
PATTEE OUT FOR MAYOR
saltwater Man Hankers for His Old
Office.

once.
Special to The Journal.
saltwater, Mimi, Aug. ga. w. Pat
tee, who years, ago was mayor Of Still
water, has filed for the republican nomi-
nation. Mayor Armson has filed for the
nomination on the democratic ticket. H.
H. Gillen will in all probability ask the
democrats for the nomination of state
senator. He has not filed, but says he ex-
poets, to. Herbert N. McKusick is can
didate for the republican nomination for
register Of deeds.
The Isaac Staples and Juniata cleared
this morning with. tows of logs and lun1-
ber, the former bound for Muscatine and
Moline and the latter for Gutenberg and
Bellevue.
The street fair association has entered
into contract with John German Of St..
Paul to furnish the electric lights for the
illuminations at the. fair on Sept. II, 18
and 49,, ABOUT 1000 incandescents will be
used ..-~.
Mrs Ado1ph Revord has received tele-
gram from John Akey of. Rolla, N. D.,
stating that his son Raymond was killed
and his wife and daughter badly injured
lin storm the first of the week. Press dis
patches have reported that all were
killed, but are in error. Mrs. Akey is a
daughter of Mrs. Revord and the family
| formerly resided in Saltwater. -.
officers Of the St. Croix Lumber com
pany confirm the report that the com
pany will retire from the retail field and
that it's yards scattered through Mime
sofa and South Dakota will be sold. z,
The Minneapolis journal., 1902-08-22
K0LARS
Democrats of the Third Dis
trict Draft Him for
Their Candidate.

Special to The Journal. y
Shakopee,, Mimi, Aug. 22.-Third dis
trict committeeman, candidates and par
tizans met here this afternoon and in
dorsed c. G. Kolars of LIE sueur as their
candidate for congress.
Odell Of Chaska, Leeman of Henderson
and McHale of Shakopee, who were ac-
counted among the possibilities, we're
present. The meeting was harmonious
and Mr.. Kolars was heartily congratu-
lated. He has accepted the responsibility
and will at once file his affidavit
The democratic editors of the district
had meeting this forenoon and organ,
lied for the campaign. NJ. M. Shields O.
the Faribault Pilot was elected president
Joe w. Craven Of the Norwood Times
vice president; r. II. McClelland Of the
Glencoe Enterprise, secretary, and W
N. southworth Of the Scott County Argus
Shakopee, treasurer.
The Minneapolis journal., 1902-08-22
tesian wells of North and South Dakota.
From, caref,iI studies of we'll hnrinos and

tesian wells of North and South Dakota.
From careful studies of we'll borings and
other geological phenomena OF the region
it has been discovered that extensive
water-bearing strata underlie the whole
plains region and are bent upward and
reach the surface on the eastern flanks
of the Rocky and Bighorn mountains and
in the Black Hills uplift. These strata,
known as the Dakota sandstones, are 'por-
Gus rocks, capable of absorbing much wa
ter and are underlain by more impervious
carboniferous deposits, which prevent the
water in them from sinking lower. Where
the water-bearing rocks appear at the sur
face on the mountain sides they are
crossed by many streams, some of whose
waters are absorbed by them. These wa
tiers follow the rock down under the plains
and, at much lower attitudes, in the Da-
fzotas and elsewhere, they appear as ar
tesian waters. =
This season Mr.. Darton, assisted by c..
A. Fisher, Is engaged in continuing the
survey OF the water bearing rocks in the
Black Hills and Bighorn mountains, and
In a reconnaissance of. the great plains for
the preparation of map showing the gen
eral geology and the location Of the wa
ter-bearing beds of the whole region. The
map will also indicate the distance a.,
which the sandstones lie beneath the sur
face, and the probable depths of the wells
necessary to reach them.
w, w. Jermane.
The Minneapolis journal., 1902-08-22

Rome, Aug. 22.-The vatican author
tiles have completed the collection of
documents referring. to Philippine ques-
tions for the use of the apostolic dele
gate at Manila and 1t is conjectured that
his appointment is Imminent
complete history. of the negotiations
on the subject of the friars lands is
given, including a summary of the volu-
minous report of Mgr. Chapelle, the form
er papal delegate in the Philippines and
the full text of thegnotes exchanged be-
tweer. Governor Taft and the vatican:
NJ. Rampol1a, the papal secretary of
state, hopes the instructions are so,framed
as to enable the delegate to fulfill the
pope's promiseSto Governor Taft, namely,
to reach solution satisfactory to both
parties. ~. -
The Minneapolis journal., 1902-08-22
TO PUSH IT
The Northern Securities Co,
Will See Who is Back
of Power.
Special to The Journal.

Special to The Journal.
New York, Aug. 22.-It is stated au-
thoritatively that the Power suit against
the Northern Pacific railroad will un-
doubtedly be dismissed. In view, how
ever. of the mass Of conflicting testimony
regarding the money given by Lamb to
Power and others, it is most unlikely
that the subject will be dropped with a
formal dismissal of action against the
railroad. The suit must have been dis
missed long ago on account of the failure
of the plaintiff, Power, to appear, but the
attorneys of the road were determined 1t
should not be dismissed. A month ago
Guthrie was brought into the case for the
purpose of pushing 1t to it's present ex-
Etremity. The vacating of the Injunction
against the Northern Pacific was a severe
blow toPower's hackers and considerable
surprise was manifested by those who had
+ watched the progress of the case when
| the defendant attorneys took up arms in
stead of laying them down.
The Minneapolis journal., 1902-08-22

road. The car was wrecked and the rail-
Ing was smashed for considerable dis
ance. but Sir Thomas escaped with a
shock and a few bruises. 8
A special dispatch from Madrid says
that advices received there from Tan
gier announce that the sultan Of Morocco
had a dangerous accident while automo-
billing near Fez yesterday. The driver
lost control of the car. which dashed into
stone wall. AS the vehicle was not
going very fast the sultan escaped with
shaking up and q fright. -.
The Minneapolis journal., 1902-08-22
AN AK TRUST
A SIS, 900, 900 Concern That
Will Take in Grind
e = ~
H.. stones.

Louisville, KY, Aug. 22.-The Times
says that Charles D. Gates, president and
general manager of the Turner, Day &
Woolworth Handle company, has just re-
turned from New York, where he con-
ferred with capitalists who are promoting
a $25,000,000 trust to take in all the ak
manufactures, the handle manufactures
and the grindstone factories in this coun-
try and Canada, the plants to be operated
under one management. Men of; great
wealth are interested in the project
which is to be financed by big New York
trust company to the extent,ef SEE, 100000
If necessary, s; :. ~. * H. SE-.+.-.
The Minneapolis journal., 1902-08-22
OUTSIDE BREWERS
Decision as to Local Licenses by
= Wisconsin's Attorney General.

Decision as to Local Licenses by
=. wisconsin's Attorney General.
Special to The Journal. f.
Madison, Wis, Aug. 22-An opinion of
Importance to brewers was given by Al
torney General Hicks to-day in answer
to an inquiry from District Attorney ].
F. Riordan, of Hayward, as to whether
beewers of other states could sell liquor
in Wisconsin cities without obtaining a
local license. ~
In response the attorney general states
that brewers manufacturing beer in an
other state to be stored and sold in Wis
consin are required to obtain a local lia-
ucr licinse.. But if the brewer sin1piy
has an agent in this state, who takes or
ders by delivering the goods to a common
carrier at the place Of manufacture. con-
signed to the customer in this state or
to the agent, for him, local license is
not required.
Brewers Of other states are In the same
class as Wisconsin brewers in this re-
spect, the Wilson bill. passed by congress
In 1890, providing that liquor shipped into
q state Immediately becomes subject to
the laws Of that state.
The Minneapolis journal., 1902-08-22
HIS FIRST TRIP
The President Starts on His
Tour of New Eng
land.

Oyster Bay, = N. Y, Aug. 22.-President
Roosevelt left Oyster Bay this morning
for New Haven on his tour through New
England The presidential party left the
house at $50 O'Clock and was taken on
board the Sylph in launch.
Fifteen minutes later the Sylph weighed
anchor and started for New Haven, where
she is due to arrive at about 1870. The
party consisted of the president and Mrs
Roosevelt; Ethel Roosevelt, Secretary
Cortelyou, DR.. Lung, the presidents sec
retary, two, stenographers and two mes-
sengers. A number of citizens of Oyster
Bay fired presidential salute from an
anvil as the Sy1ph steamed away.
The Minneapolis journal., 1902-08-22
BUTTER TESTS
The United States Government Look
:! ing Into 1t.

:! ing Into 1t.
Chicago, Aug. 22.-William D. Collyer,
United Sta tes inspector of dairy exports,
and Professor G. L. Mckay, professor
Of dairying In the Iowa state agricultural
college at Ames, will complete to-day the
work of inspecting butter for the United
States. Mr.. Collyer declines to say what
his report will contain. ~. &.
Mr.. Collyer and Professor Mckay for
six months have been testing butter from
all parts of the country.
On May / the first shipment of butter
was received. After that shipments came
every day and before the month had
passed more than 500 butter makers had
sent their butter to Chicago for the
testers, and every month since then the
dairymen sent twenty pounds Of their
best butter to this city - r..
'.The butter is high-class," said Mr..
Collyer. zone mans butter was scored
at 9s, which is just points off The test
is rigid. + The flavor counted 45 points,
the body 25, color Is, salt 10 and the pack
age s.. This is the first time that butter
has been scored by the United States"
J. H. Vandyke, a German chemist, will
be in Chicago tomorrow. He will take
somes of the butter to Washington, where
lit will again be examined to see how much
| moisture 1t contains. f. -'
The Minneapolis journal., 1902-08-22
BOND-BLAINE. TREATY
Sir Robert Bond Coming to Put. Ik
Into Effect If Possible.

Gil HeopSAt nohu SoAhAAe 10 Z uI. NJ
Into Effect If Possible
London, Aug. 23.-Sir Robert Bond, the
premier and colonial secretary of New
foundland, sailed from Liverpool yester-s
day for Montreal on the Allan line steam
er Pretorian, on his way to Washington,
with full powers from the imperial gov
ernment to reopen the negotiations
through the British charge d'affairs for
the ratification of the Bond Blaine con-
vention. -
The Newfoundland premier has declared
himself in favor of free trade with tha
United States as against union OF the
colonies. His success in obtaining I'M.
perial sanction for his present American
visit Is the elimination Of twelve years
of persistent effort and only this week
was he able to convince the government
of the injustice done to Newfoundland by
the non-ratifcation Of the convention and
secure it's consent to the resumption OF
the reciprocity negotiations.
The Bond Blaine convention was a special
agreement entered into about ten years axo
between the late James G. Blaine, then scores
tary of state, and the premier OF New found
land. The convention, on the part Of News
foundland granted to United States fisher
men privileges Of purchasing bait and largely
reduced the duties on a considerable classs of
American imports into Newfoundland. The
United States, on its side, opened its markets
! to Newfoundland fish and raw products. Il