The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1902-06-29
FUN OF THE WORLD.


Speaker half that believe that deliberate
body is like woman-,f it celebrates it is lost
4 bright young very deeply Interested IN
her Sunday school class endeavored
understand different Bible clearly
BY letting them finish each sentence The idol had eyes
said. but couldn't Speak children
swered. 1T had but it couldn't" Hear" they
correctly replied a couldn't
- BLOW it, the children confidently shouted
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In the in California, it is not uncommon
a learned Justices shoes the desk while
session. the trite anecdotes the Cali
forna bar that Justice Mcfarland. sitting
a level with his head day, fell backward:
whereupon Justice Beatty remarked
learned brother had certainly reversed himself IN
astounding
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old-fashioned revival meeting the minister ap
preached Minnie who only ten years Old and urged
her 10 go forward 10 the prayers
many OF her young friends had done
NO thank you" said Minnie. holding back
But why?" questioned the minister Don't you
TO be born again.
No replied Minnie; I'm afraid I might be born
boy the time"
raw Irish volunteer : during the late war IN Cuba
discovered by the sergeant his hole.
well of the Of stray shot when he should
have been engaged in active service. Get OF that
hole" commanded the sergeant sterniy get this
ninufe. The broad Irish face looked up him with
stubborn resistance written feature. You
be my superior officer said boldly but al the
ofm the wan that found this hole FIRST
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A weIl-dressed man. wearing a fine Panama hat was
smoking Chestnut Hfll Philadelphia
train other day and in the behind him
Irishmen putting away solidly short clay pipes One
of them had been contemplating the hat IN medative
silence for time. and finally turning 70 his coupan
said: That's the of hat should Casey
rs so?" said Casey. An phwat kind ye
cali thi2" plying smile lowered around the mouth
speaker It's ashamed isnrancs OF an.
Casey" said. Sure tn papers do be full thin.
what ye call a pajama hat.
late Albert Craney, long proprietor the
West oint many amusing Of
the upsophscaon and OF Of the relatives
of the cadets there Upon occasion when
Secretary Robert T. Lincoln rurai-lookng
interrupted them with the question:
where's the Epidemic Building7"
The what?' said Mr. Craney-
The Epidemic Building. she repeated.
She means the Academic Building Right across the
wag, and then he fed 10 hide his mirth-
At little dinner the other night the statement
made that colored had longer memories than
white folk Mark Twain, who was present agreed with
the remark. and it told the following story:
Some years ago. while south. met old eoored
who claimed George Washington 7 asked
him If he was in the boat Washington
ed the Delaware and he instantly replied Lor massa,
steered that boat"
Well said do you remember when George took the
hack a cherry tree
He looked worried for minute then with beam
ing smile. said
why. suah. nassa. I dun drove dat hack mahself."
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The following little inquest upon the body
reported by correspondent Of the
Anglo Russian from Astrachan:
The Coroner debating his clerk: Ou the table
found bottle No; stop for moment; We must
ascertain its contents"
THE coroner tasting the LIQUID Dictates The bottle
contained English gin perhaps not. am not sure;
taste It yourself
The clerk having don. So replies believe simply
The Coroner tossing of another glass; NO really.
tastes like gin"
The clerk tasting the liquid again: 7 stIn think It
only The bottle having gradually become empty,
the Coroner proceeded to dictate in decisive
Write: An epty the table and
taken ascertain what It contained Of
use"
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amusing and pathetic story il told or the late
Benjamin Constants first picture to attract attention
II called Too Late. and represented Fortune and
Glory visiting Just breathed his last
The artist lying the bed the figure OF Death stood
door through which Fortune carrying box u
money and Glory Clearing had entered The
artist many letter. from those who mad the
painting. written by professor OF music an
old man. who had expressed touching words the
ton he had felt at the sight of the artists work He ske
Constant visit and talk him al out Too Late the
invitation accepted but the old professor
saw tbs artist he uttered ejaculation surprise snd
anger why. quite a youth he exclarne1. \
thought you old and Ike myself had spent your
life N vain endeavor obtain recognition your abilities
unfortunate I find ysu arequitsy Dung andyour
unfortunate l. and you quite young and your
eyes fuii Of hope You humbug sir. and request
you 70 leave this house Immediately.
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Mayors Secretary William ?. Ryan at Baltimore was
commenting on way which many nterats persons
seem to get along the world. The late william J.
Carroll used tell good story along this nn- aid
Ryan He had business connected win ths collection
which used take him certain place the
intervals on occasion h Teut into
there proprietor which could neither Tssd
nor write Wills there 10 who
evidently a regular customer
you money. don't y he said 20 ths stors
keeper
The latter went to the door turned around
that the hack visible
That's So he replies. 'yoa FOR cheese
a cheeseg replied the customer; ~. DON'T"
The storekeeper looked ~ th- door aTsin-
That's 20. r. said. 1ts ETindste1e. didn't see
TIRE Dot n the nis5e~
During the ono legislature Rep
rescntatve Denan ~ hardest work
fnE members that Organization he e day ard
night TIE seriously thepgh hss futurs
depended every act1n faea there ard 7al
received consf1srssi7n from hls
rpartaz. ard far--schinE measures on caT KRIS
nan o Trun1tal county -ao occupied atsalnlrs
being iahoreE ~ Denran sae aaa FlpVsrt
pending bl urEed- FinaslT - turz-1 ard rsif Dee
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