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The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1902-09-05
A Cheerful Proposal.

A Scottish beadle one day led the
manse housemaid to the churchyard
and, pointing with his finger, STAN
mered:
my folk lie there. Jenny. Wad ye
like to lie there too?"
1t was his way of popping the ques-
ton.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1902-09-05
A onposer.

Hoax-I thought you said that man
was a musician?
Joax-Nonsensei
you certainly told me'he wrote mel
odies.''
Il told you he was a composer of
heirs. He sells soothing syrup"
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1902-09-05

A Chinese compositor needs type
case at least sixty feet long and has to
walk about twenty-five miles a day
up and down it.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1902-09-05

"Are you a marrying man?" was
asked of somber looking gentleman
at recent reception.
Eyes, SIR" was the prompt reply;
I'm clergyman"
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1902-09-05

Don't fail to read Wilson's adver-
t.senients every issue of this paper
We shall have something to say that
will interest you every time.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1902-09-05
Citizens.

Insist upon your. final proof notices,
contests or timber claims being print
ed in the Bee. You will save from SO
to S. for the children.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1902-09-05

What is the national air of this
countryp asked the foreigner
This is a republic and therefore has
no national heir" replied the native.-
Pittsburg Chronicle-Telegraph
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1902-09-05

When we get what we want, we do
not enjoy it as much as we had antici-
pated. -Atchison Globe
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1902-09-05

The outdoor
ionable
chief the
prominent society folks The
noted beauty and heress While they chatting butler
hunting
by the bottles be osimpea
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1902-09-05

The weather prophet forecasts
warm weather for two months vet.
You better see Wilson's for more
summer wearing apparel at stupen-
dous reductions in price.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1902-09-05

For Rent.-Furnished room will
bath, at 212 Fifth avenue east.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1902-09-05

w. E. Carter, manager of the Ly-
ons Mercantile company, has gone to
St. Joseph, Mo, in responce to a tel
egram announcing the serious illness
of his mother.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1902-09-05
Five Lots For the Price of One in
Orchard Park Addition.

Five Lots For the Price of One in
Orchard Park Addition.
For Rent.-Two rooms furnished
for light housekeeping. Apply at 416
Fourth avenue west.
We are closing out our tinware,
hardware and dishes. Watch our
bargain window. Noah's Ark
A new lot of the finest stationery
has just arrived at E. H. Snyder &
Co.'s drug store at Columbia Falls.
w. Savage of st. Joseph, Mo-, who
has been visiting friends at Kalispell
for some time, left Tuesday night
for Wardner, Idaho.
Miss A. A. Rehwinkle, 40 Fifth
avenue east, will do all kinds of plain
sewing, also canning and preserving
of fruits. Prefers to go out by the
day.
w. E. Carter, manager of the Ly-
ons Mercantile company has gone to
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1902-09-05

N E. Jenkins, deputy U. S. mineral
surveyor, was in the city from his
home at Libby Tuesday. Mr.. Jen-
kins formerly resided at Columbia
Falls but is now making his head
quarters at the Flathead mining
metropolis.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1902-03-11
Outlook for a State League is
Brighter Than Ever
WEAVER MAY COME AGAIN.
George Borchcrs Has Gone 20 POcn-
tcIIo 90 SIR Up the Fans Nay
Organize This Week,

10 seems after all Lagoon viii have
baseball team this season
with the announcement that team
win be organized for that resort the
outlook for state league is brighter
than ever and the hearts Of the fans
are gaddened again.
The man who Is behind the movement
Is J. Bergerman but other business
men win be associated with him in the
project. within a few days a meeting
win be held for the purpose Of incor-
porating and electng officers, one OF
the many good features about this
latest proposition II that In all prob
ability, "Old Buck Weaver viii man
age the team and VIII see that 1t Is
composed Of some Of the very best
baseball timber in the west. IL Is uns
derstood that Buck has been wired TO
come out here. and reply is expected
soon.
MI. Bergerman has been considering
the matter for some time, and yester.
day afternoon the directors Of the SAT-
Lake club and the gentlemen who pro-
pose TO back the Lagoon team, quietly
held a meeting and thoroughly dis
cusscd the scheme 1t was also de-
cided TO send George Borchers to Pooa-
tello TO consult with the fans there
with a view to inducing the team to en-
ter league. Borchers left for that
town last night and on his return trip
win stop off at Ogden to arrange Tor
meeting TO be held In this city IN the
near future for the purpose of organ
lzlng the league, A schedule OF games
has already been drawn up and It Is
believed IL will be satisfactory to all,
and be adopted at the proposed meet
ing. The season proper VIII open on
the list Of June and close the LIST OF
September. and most of the Sunday
or,.s ,pll 90 ia Lagoon.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1902-03-11

surrender by the next wounded officer
Ia command"
IL is commonly believed that a large
part Of the mounted men who He'd must
have been raw yeomanry, and that Gen.
Metnuen's division has been used for
months past as a sort OF training
ground Cor new men, while the sea
soned troops were withdrawn from his
command for operations against Botha
and Dewet,
This Incident the flight Of 500 Brit
ish from the Beers Is regarded as the
grayest part Of the affair The Dally
Chronicle mys
IAN uneasy feeling presents Itself
as to whether the war office may not
be Gripping It's generals by sending
them raw and unreliable leayies,'
The news Of the disaster In south AZ
rlca was published too late to receive
much comment abroad. but the great
est satisfaction Ia expressed IN Bocr cir
olcs I'm Holland and Germany. The
nerliner Tageblutt says
"It IN the BOers' answer to England 3
high handed rejection OF the Dutch gov
eruments offer of mediation
De regraf of Amsterdam says
At will give the Beers a fresh lease
OF life"
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1902-03-11
DAWSON WITH FTzsIMMoNs
Retired Fighter VIII Assist In
"Trimming" Him Up

George Dawson of Chicago has de-
cided 10 spend the month Of April In
Bob Fltzsimmons training camp IN
the East He does this at the earnest
request of the Australian. Dawson,
With his teaching in the Chicago Attn
letic association gymnasium boxing
rooms, keeps IN splendid condition him.
self for the roughing he expects to UNI
dergo with the big fellow.
81 win be there to assist In finishing
him Off" said the retired scrapper to-
day. II tell you what" continued
Dawson, II think a whole LOT more OF
Fitzsimmons chances since ! saw him
out here the other day. He 10 IN bet
ter condition now than he ever was
when he started TO train for fight al
ter a long rest. He has certainly kept
In III form and weighs more than he
ever did In his life lie stripped at liO
pounds when he was here and was linz
Der and in great shape. I expect he
will go into the ring weighing about l6j
pounds. which * the heaviest he ever
Weighed for a fight except the one with
Rubin, when he weighed in at 1856
pounds on entering the ring. Smoking
always hurts Fitgsimmons when he
Keeps IL UP an hHN h"H N"' - W. Nv"
for some months.
"He has Rubin to work with him this
time, too, which will be good for him,
Rubin is pretty clever and that Is what
Fitzsimmons likes, II Is hard to get
any one to work with Fltzsimmons be-
cause he beats them up so. ! think
Bob Armstrong used the poplar express
sion, See what he tackled onto me- the
FIRST time ] ever heard 1t,
"Fitzsimmons and ! were In the
dressing room after a go with Bob
Armstrong and some Others one day
when they were badly beaten up. He
then thought IT was fun TO try and
knock Fitz down until he got up and
went at them. Then they kicked, They
roasted Fltz until he and | simply split
laughing.
"'He beat me all up said one. /
think he's bust two or three of my
stats, said another, 'Aw, what Kick
you fellows gotY asked Armstrong,
Look at the black eye he tackled onto
me-.
sure enough, Bob Armstrong; eyes
were almost closed and his lips were a
sight That's the way Fit2simmons
likes to have his men In training him
knock him down II they can-but he
comes back good and hard when he
gets up. He hits the same In training
AS he does In the ring That's why its
good TO have a clever man like Rubin
with him. Gus can stand the punching
and can avoid some OF 1t. ] suppose the
fight win be out West, Anyway wher-
ever It Is, | will stay with Bob and Sec
ond him at the fight
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1902-03-11

four favorites and a second choice vim
nlng The track was stll heavy Bell
Reed made % fine moving in the O.
ycar-old race, winning by over length
from Nigrette IN Us seconds. which was
Iair time considering the condition OF
the track Jockey Arthur Heinrlchs.
who was suspended at the Bay District
track In March 1896 for his connection
with the famous Little Pete" scandal.
has been restored to good standing by
the directory of the California Hockey
club. fl was not ruled or at the time
Gecause he furnished the evidence on
which Chorn, Chevalier and Little Peto
were punished Hclnrichs Is too heavy
to ride here again and the officials felt
he had been sufficiently punished Sum
mary.
First race, FutGrity course selling
El Rey won. Crchin second Harry
Thatcher thrd Time, llSih.
Second race, Sis furlongs. selling
hate won, Claando second, Mamie
Illldreth third. Time, 1922.
Third race, three and q half furlongs.
purse Bell Reed won. Ngarette Sec
ond, HUDSON, third. Time. a..
Fourth race six and a half furlongs,
relling -lmpromptu won, Dorian sec
ond Dunbane third Time l,2aN.
Firth race, one mile and a sixteenth,
selling LADY Meddlesome won. Grand
Sachem second Sea Lion third. Time,
l;j5M
Sixth race, seven furlongs, selling
Horton won, Rlckumbob second, Edu-
cate third. Time, 2G l-6
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1902-03-11
THE OAKLAND RACES.
Two Falls After an Exciting Finish
New Orleans Events,

San francisco March lO.-After an
exciting finish In the fourth race at
Oakland today, Dorian and Dunblane
fell, and O'Connor and TroXler had
narrow escapes from serious or fatal IN
jury. Dorian led most Of the way but
lmpromptu got up In time to beat him
neck. Dorian struck a mudhole In
the next few jumps after passing the
finish and fell OConnor fell clear Of
the horse. but Dunblane who stumbled
and fell, struck him, cutting his nose.
OConor was stunned but soon revived,
Troxler and the horses We're not hurt
ImpIomptu, the winner OF the race,
made great run after getting away
poorly.
Short priced horses were in evidence,
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1902-03-11

Third race, steeplechase handicap
short course--llelen Paxton won, Tor
reon second, Old Fox third Time, 2;5S.
Fourth race, handicap, one and one
sixteenth mlles-FelIX Bard won, Elg-
hor second Johnny Mccartney third.
Time l.iGia,
Fifth race, mile and an eighth SELL
lng--Jena won Big lnjun second, Dep
oman third. Time, l.54A.
sixth race, selling, six furlongs-Slr
Christopher won, Velma Clark second,
Divonne third. Time. ll3A.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1902-03-11
THE oLYMPlAN GAMES.
Congress viii be Asked for $500
900 for Them.

Chicago, March l0-B. J. Rosenthal,
chairman Of the finance committee of
the Olympian games, II was announced
today, win leave FOR New York and
Washington Wednesday TO interest
fasteners in the big sports scheduled
for 1904 While in the east Mr.. Rosen-
thai viii take the first step toward
asking Congress for a 100000 appro-
priation for the Olympan games, He
will announce at that time that every
dollar Chicago gives the pomoters win
ask the government to duplicate
eve are going to make the games
greater than we thought at first said
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1902-03-11
WANTS DATE CHANGED.


In to a late hour this afternoon II
had not been decided whether or not
the Christy-Bean contest would be
postponed until the 2Sth or not 1t was
announced that II had been set for that
date. but today Christy emphatically
stated to the News that he would not
consent TO another postponement. lie
said he had consented to one change In
the date, and would now insist That
the bout go on the 2lst as agreed upon
lie said ne was now in good condition
and If the date was changed he might
so stale" and he didn't care to run any
chances. Bean said yesterday that he
could get into shape In short time
and Chrlsty can see no reason for a
continuance. Because the bout WIN
shortly follow the Wade-Cliitord match,
VIII. IL Is said make little or no DIFF
ference In the attendance,
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1902-03-11
RURAL FREE DELIVERY.
House Passes Il bu, In Completely
New Form.

Washington, March lO,-The bin TO
classify the rural free delivery service
and place the carriers under contract
system, which has been debated in the
house for over a week, was passed to-
day, but In form that completely
changed the purpose for which it was
framed. Before II was passed the bill
was altered radically by its opponents,
All the provisions relating to the pac-
ing of carriers under the contract sys-
TEN were stricken out and the salary
system not only was continued, but
the maximum salary OF carriers was
increased from $500 to 5000 per annum,
AS passed the bill Classics the rural
free. delivery service and fixes the COM
pensation Of employees as follows:
Special agents IN charge of divisions
not exceeding $1,000 per annum, spe-
cial agents, four classes, graded from
ST., 300 to $1,000, route inspectors, four
classes, from $500 to 81 ,2OOO, clerks, four
classes from $500 to $1,000 The COM
pensation Of carriers is not to exceed
$500.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1902-03-11
Brewster, of Carriage Fame, Dead,

New York, March 1l.-James b,
Brewster, the widely known carriage
builder is dead at his home here IN
his eighty-hfth gear
Mr.. Brewster was born in New Ha-
ven on June s, 1917. He was Of the
seventh generation in direct descent
from Elder William Brewster of the
May1ower. His father, James Brewster,
was first to embark in the carriage
business
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1902-03-11
Cuban Reciprocity situation.

Washington, March lO,--ChaIrman
Payne of the ways and means commit
tee and Representative GrosyenOr also
of that committee, were among the
presidents callers today. Although
both maintained great reserve, It was
known that the Cuban reciprocity stu
alton was discussed 1t was stated that
no special message was at present IN
contemplation and that the president
continued to maintain the position for
reciprocity he had taken in his annual
message. Mr. Payne's associates In the
contest expressed the belief that the
reciprocity plan would prevail in some
form.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1902-03-11
OUTSIDE EVENTS.
TROUBLE AHEAD FOR spaLDING
His Own Followers May Force Him
Down aud out.

Chicago, March lO.-The Record Her
aid tomorrow will'say' Unless two OF
the strongest baseball men associated
with the Spalding faction OF the Ma
tional league are soon appeased, A. q.
Spalding win be forced by his own fol-
lowers 10 step down and out Of the
present fight for the presidency Of the
league.
spalding's alleged lack Of method In
his campaign and his absence In Call
fornia have 80 displeased one Of the
men supposed 70 be among Spaldlng's
closest adherents that he has practical
ly refused 10 take any further part In
the fight unless Spaldlng wlthdraws or
makes decided change In his cam
paign.
IL is believed that President Harris
trip to the Pacific coast for consulta-
ton with his chief has as ita aim the
reaching Of an agreement with spaid-
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1902-03-11
YACHT CONSTITUTION.


New York March ll-Thcre Is much
reason TO believe, says The Herald,
That the yoch, Constitution win be-
placed In commission the coming sen
son. The five New York Yacht club
mombers who built the y1cht are not
satisfied that II Is inferior 10 Coum.
6l9 hope to demonstrate that she lg
the best Of the cutters Tor cup defense
owe. turned out boy The llcrrcshoffa
Angus, Belmont is Che head of tho
ayndlcate owning the Constitution. and
he has engaged Capt Rarr who smiled
Columbia IN her Americas cup races.
with thc understanding that he ahall
take charge OF his 90 footer. the Mlnr-
ola. or the Constitution, os required
III Constitution Is put IN commission
II win bo with the object of tuning
IL up with a view to defending the
Americas cup In 1903
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1902-03-11
FIGHTERS TO GO ABROAD.
Rubin and sharkcy VIII Attend Ed.
wards Coronation.

New York, March ll-Tom Shar6ey
ana Gus Rubin have reached an agree.
ment with representatives OF the Ma
tonal Sporting club Of London Now
here, TO appear at that club during cor
onation week, and meet any heavy
weights that the organization may se-
leCt
Sharkey viii begin training at once.
Rubin is In fine fettle, being IN daily
practlce with Ftzsmmons II Is said
that the latter and Jenries may be the
men chosen By the club to meet Shar-
key and Rubin. for both have been
invited abroad
Frank Erne, Joe Walcott and Tommy
Ryan are included In the list Of AM
crIcan pugllsts who have accepted the
national clubs invitation 10 appear In
London
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1902-03-11
j. 4. Gaynor In Canada.

New York, March 1l.-Col. John f.
Gaynor ana his partner, w. d. Green,
charged with conspiracy to defraud
the United States government, and
wanted for hearing in Savannah Ca,
by the federal authorities, are regis
tered at the Chateau Frontenac, ac-
cording to Herald dispatch from
Quebec They arrived there two days
ago, and Mrs. Gaynor Joined her hus-
band Monday.
Col. Gaynor, in response to questions
would only gay; MY name Is regis
tered properly at this hotel. Anyone
having business with me will konw
where to find me" Col, Gaynor is well
known Ia Quebec whore he has ex-
tensive business interests.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1902-03-11
A, j. Davis Files Answers.

Butte Mont, March li.--Andrew J.
Davis has fled two answers In the
suits brought against him ia the dis
trict court by his brother, George ".
Davis, TO recover 100000 worth Of First
National bank stock, lie denies that
any agreement such az alleged by the
plaintiff whereby he agreed 10 turn
over the amount Of stock, provided he
establish his claim to ownership, ever
Cl'sted.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1902-03-11
Vest Opposes Ship Subsidy Bill.

Washington, March lO,-For nearly
two hours today Mr.. Vest of Missouri
addressed the senate In opposition TO
the pending ship subsidy bill. No mem
Der OF the body has been accorded
more hatteringly close attention than
he received Despite his evident feeble
ness, he spoke with force and fire, and
at times became brilliantly eloquent
Mr.. Tlllman Of South Carolina fol-
lowed with a brief speech in opposition
TO the bill
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1902-03-11
CURES

JUDGE r. A. MMAHOy, OF 7}s Farragut Az,
Chicago H.. says that Tor ten years no had
Kidney and liver trouble which seriously inter-
fercd at times with his official duties, aud ne
NJ iicred so from pain that bo walked with great
difficulty After an other rrmodie, falled he
tried Warmers safe Cure ana says rlght bottles
cleaned him from head 60 foot aud have per-
maneutly cured him This Is sample OF the
thousands Of unsolicited letters received from
prOminent people who have boon cured by War
nora SAfn luIn
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1902-03-11
COLD IN KIDNEYS.

"For some time I was 70 sick AZ my stomach
that could not eat nor could sleep. caugut
a heavy cold and IL settled Ia my kidneys ana
stomach and, IN fact. through my entire system !
/ had paluS Ia nv back and head and could rot
no relief until took Warner, safe Cure 10 has
absolutely cured me II Is a wonderful in'd.'
cine, |, cured me after other med ieine, failed
Yours truly, ceille Jones, President Memphls
Nov y, 1871
AL testimonials received unsolicited.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1902-03-11

Mr. Kosonthal today. 1--WE anticipate no
trouble IN getting an appropriation
from Congress Already we have had
ltlters from eastern men Of money, Of
loring TO subscribe toward the stock
We are going TO have a real intorna-
lionn exposition OF the physical deyel-
Opmtnt of men"
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1902-03-11
IRISH DELIGHTED

New YORK, March l-Regarding
news of the capture by the Beers Of
Gen. Methuen, William Arnold, who Is
in this city In the interest Of the irish
Nationalist Is credited with having
gald;
81 am not at all surprised and need
not say am quite delighted am
very proud Of the fact that I was the
leader in all the divisions IN the house
OF commons against the war when It
first broke out In 1899.
"The Irish members have, | need
hardly say, fought the war policy OF
the British government all through,
TIE Irish nation has been solldly on
the side Of the Beers, We would not
accept our own liberty at the price Of
sanctioning the oppression of the Beers
or any other race
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1902-03-11
A Mail Carriers Suicide.

Guthrie, o. r., March TO- --Knlght w.
Jones committed suicide today by hold
ing a stick OF dynamite under his head
until It exploded, blowing off his head
and both hands He had been arrested
on the charge Of burning the mail
which he was employed to carry. He
confessed, saying he had only burned
the papers to keep from delivering
them.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1902-03-11
Chess Tournament.

Monte Carlo, March 10,-The semi
final round IN the internatloal chess
tournament was played today. Marco
and Gunsberg had byos At adjourn
ment Of the early session the victors
We're pillsbury over Mortimer; Mar
oczy over Popel, and Albin over Reg
go schecter and Wolf and Mason
and l2isenberg drew. In the afternoon
JanoWskl won from Marshall; Napier
from Tschlgorn from Tarrasch and
Misses from Scheve
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1902-03-11
Harmless Pistol Duel.

New York, March 10.r-A duel with
pistols took place Monday morning on
the Italian frontier between Prince
Ludolph Pignatelli D'Aragon and the
Marquis de Sayalls. according TO a
dispatch from the Nice correspondent
of the Herald Four shots. were ex-
changed without result.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1902-03-11
JEFF WITH HIS MOTHER.
He Is Now Visiting Her IN Los
Angeles,

Los Angeles, Cal, March 1i.-Cham-
ZION James j. Jeffrles has arrived in
Los Angeles and Will spend several days
here visiting his mother. He has en-
tlrely recovered from The cold he cum
iracted in New York. The champion
has been In consultation with officials
of the Century Athletic club. who have
made an offer OF $40 600 for the coming
battle for the championship, He thinks
the choice Of meeting 7lace, lies be-
tween this city and San Francisco. lie
VIII De present In the latter place when
bids are opened next Saturday.