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The Montgomery advertiser., 1902-12-24
THE ADVERTIsER's TELE-
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New Circulation Record.

The month of November. just passed, e.s.er the Circulation Department of The Adve.tises.. s . te compile statement of The Aassruasst, Aa,as in circulation that brsaks all prevfous rsh the point of numbers The average TOT potn t" daily and Sunday editions has entered n.U .,,oh new thousand mark-a point that means .,,,n nui in to thnae interested in seeking consp.cN,S M ~. Aiabama--and further demonstrates that VIZ s people of this State appreciate in sunsta,n,,h way The Advertisers determination 10 Po""' . live newspaper.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1902-12-24
Fool Killer Needed.

Selma Times.
 There are a lot of fool Americans who are rendering their services to Castro for and Germany. The fool killer ought to come along and take charge of those fellows:
The Montgomery advertiser., 1902-12-24
. ' < < < \ < ' < < ' [ WHAT THE STATE PAPERS ' ARE SAYING.
In Glass Houses.

MobiIe He8lstef.
 So far as heard from Turkey has put In no claim against Venez iela. Turkey Is mindful of the proverb about people who live in glass houses.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1902-12-24

The resignation of the Chilean Cabinet after holding office but ten days. shows how widely those South Americans differ from our folks
The Montgomery advertiser., 1902-12-24

Even if Europe generally gets mixed sp in the South American game let us hope that Russia will not get into Il with all her Jaw-breakInE names
The Montgomery advertiser., 1902-12-24

An exchange has an article on How to tell q good cow.' fl she's bad COW our advice Is to tell her when she's on the other side of the fence.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1902-12-24
Hiding Out Change.

Talladega News-Reporter.
 A Maine court has decided a long moot ed question--that 1t Is not a theft for wife to rife her husbands pockets-Ws have been hiding out our loose change ever since.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1902-12-24
He is Not Ahead

Birmingham Age-Herald.
 Dr. Lorenx not only straightens crook limbs. but he admires all American wo- men. Tn the latter respect he is not ahead of the natives.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1902-12-24

There are none so blind as those who will not see." quotes The Columbus En- quirer-sun at The Advertiser. Possible, but sometimes there is nothing visible.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1902-12-24

They had a battle in Port au Prince the other day and one man was wounded in the arm. He was probably a bystander.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1902-12-24

It is a good thing for Santa Claus that he Is not expected to supply meat for the Christmas stockings.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1902-12-24

W. A. Scott Circulation Manager of The Montgomery Advertiser being duly sworn' says: The foregoing statement of The Advsr- tiser's daily circulation for the month of No vember, 9o2 is true and correct. and com piled after all returns from newsboys. news agents and leftover copies have been deducted
 W, A. SCOTT. Circulation Mgr. Sworn to and subscribed before this 9th
 F W. JACKSON,
 ISeal N P, Ex-O. J. P.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1902-12-24

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 OPEN ALL NIGHT.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1902-12-24

If the Baby Is Cutting Teeth,
 Nha WINeLoWS SOOTHING SYRUP, for thlArea tssthinE II seOthsa tAs eAns. softsns ana ia tSS beat v01ASAy boF aaAgBheeA Twenty 9a eaaG Aa1aAA NA-
The Montgomery advertiser., 1902-12-24

It's the other fellows money that is the root of all evil
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1902-04-11

For the especial benefit of the likes
of ]. M. Sims, an alleged political lead
er of an inconsequential nature, and
of an uninhuential character, the
standing declaration of The Independ-
ent is that 1t is mot pledged to any
party sect or faction" 1t is for Ha-
wall and it's people, the native Hawaii.
ans, first, foremost and all the time.
And sun further, it is for the kama
anna always as against the malihini ut
all times Do ye hear and know now,
you pompous and self-asSumed leader
of the Democratic party? But as to
the policy carved out by the editor of
this paper, now absent, to whom had
been given a free scope with unfetter-
ed hands, which the fellow taunted us
with, does not in the least bind the
proprietor of this paper, the employer
of the editor. What the editor then
did was zone without the knowledge
and sanction of the employer but aft
er policy had been once made there
was no retraction from it, but rather
he had to stay by 1t, although he was
to certain extent somewhat respon-
sible for utterances herein made, prin-
ciple being uppermost against all feel
ings in the matter and at the time
when made. Had the proprietor been
at all consulted, The Independent
would now say that 1t would then have
stayed true to its name, no matter
what the consequences might havo
been. And to further express it's dec
Iaration-it fis true to its name and is
all that that name implies" Nothing
more nor less, and neither long nor
short; but TO express 1t more explicit
ly. 1t Is tine long and short of 1t, and
don't, you forget it.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1902-04-11

Transit cars while going westward.
Two native men had boarded the car
and one OF them wanted to get out, ana
upon asking the conductor to stop the
car at certain point, no attention was
given him. This request was thrice
made and the man naturally made a
noise, which finally brought the con-
ductor to his senses and the car stopped
near Bethel street. Here the man was
Immediately ordered out, and while
alighting, the conductor assisted him
by pushing him off, and followed him
to the ground with insulting remarks,
besides striking him, knocking him
down and he on top Of him. Both OF
them rolled over one another until
separated by others interfering after
which the car went on its usual jour
ney as soon as the offensive conductor
had boarded it, and mind you, this con-
ductor was a HAOLE. Although rath-
er late it is nevertheless fresh and re-
freshing in support of our contention
that those of any color whatsoever are
not wanted at all We make this men
ton Of this incident after giving our
contemporaries chance to make use
of it, but failing to see any mention
thereof, and as we are not given to
mincing matters, we here publicly use
it. Such disgraceful actions should be
stopped, and conductors instructed not
to take the law into their own hands,
for some day it may recoil on them and
then there will be weeping and gnash
ing Of teeth. The Independent is not
controlled by any corporation, nor by
anybody at all other than ourselves,
and as is herein declared--"it upholds
the right against all comers."
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1902-04-11

but after withdrawal we. were never
more seen in any caucus, nor was oui
counsel sought or desired. Being iden
titled with and was outspoken for that
party, we stayed with it right through,
and deeming that to be. the only
party for the Hawaiian people. We
were naturally of the Home Rulers, be-
ing the Hawaiian party, but not hav
ing any reliance in the leaders, we al
lied ourselves with that other, among
whose adherents we had many friends,
and our best friends, too, and since we
have found them out to be not true
ones, and still we will be with them
today if need be; but not of the likes
of our sore-head friend, whose kind
we nave no fondness of and no earth
ly use for.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1902-04-11
FRIDAY, APRIL IL, 1902.
AND NOW TO WORK.

Now that the excitement of the cam
paign is over and we have had time to
pause and think of the reasons which
have eliminated in the defeat of the
Home Rule-Democratic standard bear
er, it is we'll to take look forward and
prepare for the. future. AS The Inde-
pendent said yesterday, there is no use
denying the fact that the Home Rule
forces have met with a serious reverse.
In nearly every precinct the Republi-
cans have come out victorious, and we
believe that the Home Rulers have no
one to blame but themselves.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1902-04-11

We now come to the conclusion that
had f. W. Beardslee been the candi
date, in whom the Labor party had,
confidence, 1t is quite sure that he
would have had clean walk-over. But
on the treatment accorded by a lead
ing Home Ruler to the accredited rep.
resentative of the associated labor so.
cieties, after having set time for an
interview and consultation, decid.
ed insult was offered in failing to
comply by feigning any old thing, the
outcome Of such conduct being a bolt
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1902-04-11

There was no party organization; en-
thusiasm was lacking and the voters
were neglected. While the Republicans
We're prosecuting vigorous campaign,
while Republican speakers worked
night and day. the Home Rule leaders
were sitting in their Offices lazlly puff
fing at their cigars, and indulging in
some sort of political gossip. They did
not go out until it was too late, until
the voters of the Fourth District had
had ample time to be influenced by the
arguments of Robertson or a Lorrin
Andrews. The result was all that was
expected, and now the leaders of the
Home Rule party are telling each other
Il told you so."
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1902-04-11

Not caring to find fault with anyone
in particular for doing out beer on
election day, The Independent has this
to say, that If native does not care
to exercise his right. to vote, other
than guzzling beer, then he deserves
to loose that privilege, by ali means.
It is perfectly disgusting to think that
they are SO remiss in their duty to
their country, but would rather soak
themselves with the amber fluid and
lose their opportunity to vote. Hele
pela, lapuwale!
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1902-04-11

Any man who has any pretensions
whatever to being a politician should
never give any private social function,
we mean when invitations are issued,
for the simple reason that political
friends will be sighted for the social
ones. When in time he should seek
political preferment, the slight once
made will not be SO soon obliterated
from memory and the social friends
shall never be able to redeem him for
political salvation. One should be very
cautious before making any mistake
of so simple nature.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1902-04-11

1t is boastingly said that where one
Republican vote was not cast on We'd
nesday, there were ten Home Rulers
and Democratic voters absent, and
that by attendance to dinners, picnics.
fishing parties, and the likes. We be-
1ieve that there is at least some truth
to this boasting assertion.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1902-04-11

Politician Sims, the grand leader
and great 81 am" of the Democratic
party If he is both or either one says
tnat we mingled with the Democrats
at the last campaign and was in their
councils. This is pieco of news to
us. Only at one Democratic caucus
were we present, and that was the
first and the last during the last cam
paign just after receiving the nomina-
tion from them, and delivered one po-
litical speech at a precinct meeting,
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1902-04-11


to the opposite side, 30 we are cred
IDLY informed The labor voters turn
ed out strongly, so we are told, ana
voted solidly against the peoples can
didate. If this is so, it serves them
right and well too. It never pays to
be insincere In politics, as In other
matters as well, for 1t opens the
wound of sore deemed healed, but
rather only skin deep. A statement is
also made that had Mr. Beardslee
been the candidate, none other would
have been put up to oppose him for
fear of the unanimity of the associated
labor parties, and as we must discredit
1t, anyway, there is still some truth in
it, since the late political war is over
and at an end.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1902-04-11

best men available, no matter whether
they are young or old. Let everyone
rally around the old time leaders, and
once more victory will crown your
standards with success.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1902-04-11

No man, IL he is such, ought to al
low his wife to wear the breeches even
if she is weather. than him. He
should always rule the home as the
head of the house, and not allow her to
do it for him, that is, if he is any man
at ALL
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1902-04-11

Home Rule workers failed in their
duty Wednesday by being too cock
sure of winning, and thereby forgot to
hunt UP their voters In time. They ex-
pected too much, for people will not
take the trouble Of going to vote with
out being sought out Upon their own
heads lay the responsibility. Had
they placed less over-confidence and
self-reliance, they might lave dono
better work in their opponents
stronghold, but as it is they are Not!
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1902-04-11

Mysterious, eh? Oh, surely it must
have been really mysterious to our
morning contemporary to be so plain
~ told, The Independent declaring
that "its expressions are outspoken,
without fear or favor"
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1902-04-11

Prior to the last, general election
and previous to the, nominating con,
ventions of the Home Rule and Demo
cratic parties, we were between the
two, but was first approached by the
Home Rulers as one of their candi-
dates, to which request we assented.
Then came the Democrats and asked
us to be one of theirs, to which re-
quest we answered that our consent
had already been given and pledged.
But when assured that they would
give us an endorsement, not nom'-
nation, our assent was given. When
finally wire-pulling was resorted to
after a nomination mind you, not an
endorsement by the Democrats al
nough we were naturally of the Ha.
wanan party, having been always
identified with our own people, disgust
crept in and we finally withdrew out of
the political arena for any preferment
whatever. That was then the end Of
our career at that time, but otherwise
stayed with the party of our choice,
which is not deemed by us. as dis
grace, .,.n
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1902-04-11
TOPICS or THE DAY.

1t was knockout blow when the
Bulletin landed on the Advertisers jaw
yesterday.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1902-04-11

Last Saturday evening a disgracefv
incident occurred on one Of the Rapid
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1902-04-11

"Turncoat" Sims personally con-
fronted us last evening and told us
that we did not lead the Democratic
party He was quite right and per.
fectly correct, for we never have nor
had at any tine claimed such a dis
tinction as he has pompously done for
himself by having the cheek and the
gall and the brazen impudence to call
himself a leader of that party and to
hold it's destiny in this country within
his paws. Go to, thou ass and fool,
and forever hold thy peace.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1902-04-11

If ]. P. Cooke and B. f. Dillingham;
are among the enemies of Dole, where,
oh, where are Dole's friends.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1902-04-11

Gentlemon efethe- Home Rule party,
The Independent begs for the privilege
of giving you little sound advice.
Stop your petty family quarrels; get
down to work. In six months the gem
eral elections will take place. Do not
allow yourselves to be caught mapping
Start Immediately and reorganize the
party. Begin campaign OF education
and canvass the Islands. Find out how
many citizens are qualified to vote who
have never registered. During regis
tration time let each one of you act as a
committee of one, and see to 1t that
every man twenty-one years of age is
properly entered in the registration
book.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1902-04-11

And that HaclSman Representative
will have further opportunity to-
night to thank the electors of the
Fourth District for again electing a
Republican. Too-too!
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1902-04-11

]. P Cooke, B. F. Dillingham; and j.
A. Kennedy are accused by the Adver-
tiser this morning of forming the
nucleus of the anti-Dole party. We
wonder how those gentlemen like that
imputation?
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1902-04-11

We are what we are, what we were
and what we always was and will be,
nothing short nor long, but precisely
just so, and no more nor less. Mark
you, take heed and remember!
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1902-04-11

BY way of Inference from the Nd
svertiser's remarks wherein it says this
morning that "The Independent which,
in Editor Norrie's absence, is pirouet-
ting with the Home Rulers" seems TO
convey an impression abroad that the
destiny of The Independent is in the
control of its editor. The editor being
only an employee of the proprietor and
publisher of this paper, does not in the
least control its destiny nor ought to
formulate its policy in politics, but
having done so at one time, although
not being thereto consulted, his en-
ployer felt that he had to stay by him,
whether against his own views or not.
Understand that this paper is being
run by its proprietor.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1902-04-11

Above all stop fighting and be unit
ed. On your committees appoint the
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1902-04-11

1t was a bad day yesterday for the
Pacific Commercial Advertiser. The
ponderous morning paper was openly
repudiated by such Republicans as j..
A. Kennedy, A. V. Gear, John c. Lane,
A. G. M. Robertson, Col. j. H. Fisher,
]. P. Cooke, B. f. Dillingham;, T. Nc
Cants Stewart, G. B. Wilson, B. H.
Wright and T. F. Lansing. For news
paper which claims to be a Republican
organ, the reputation by the above
gentlemen is significant, and the Ad-
vertiser is now branded as falsifler
of facts, an organ of discord, coward
ly calumniator, and anything but de-
cent newspaper. Too, too, true!
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1902-04-11
Well. now there's the
ICE QUESTION !

You know you'll need ice; you
know it's necessity in hot weather
We bslieve you are anxious to get
that ice which will give you sstis.
faction. and we'd like to supply
you. Order from
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1902-11-07
WORD FOR WORD.
The Reporters Complied to the Letter
with the Wishes of the
Speaker.

1t is not new plant among legislative
and other loquacious bodies shat the short
hand report is not all that it should be,
but If the reporters side Is less frequently
presented it is not becaute there is moth
ing to be said. a member of committee
found fault, so the Christian Endeavor
World says, with the way their speeches
were reported; his own, in particular, were
scarcely recognizable when seen in print.
lie did not want his speeches "cut,
neither did he want them embroidered.
He wanted them to come out in the paper
exactly as he made them. So did the mem
Der who spoke next, whereupon the short
hand writer's retaliated, with this telling
result
The reporters-ought not to-the re-
Porters ought not to be the ones to Judge
OF what is important-not to say what
should be left out-but-the member can
only judge of what is important. As l.
as my speech-as-as the reports-as what
| say is reported sometimes, no one-no-
body can understand from the reports
what. it is-what l mean So-it strikes
met has struck me certain matters
things. that appear of importance-are
sometimes left out-omitted. The report
cr-the papers-points are reported-I
mean-to make brief statement-wbst
the paper thinks of interests reported"
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1902-11-07
SURE OF APPLAUSE.
Sarah Had n Nasal Twang, But She
Was Going to Receive One
Good Hand.

That the theatrical claque is not confined
to playhouses was demonstrated beyond all
shadow of doubt to the teacher who was
drilling the pupils for the exercises in one
Of the public schools, relates the New York
Times
The unresponsive bit of femininity over
whom the amateur coach" worked re-
joiced in the name of Sarah
When Sarah began to talk all her vocal
organs took joyful holiday and retired in
favor of her nose. In vain the teacher
begged and implored. Sarah still chung to
her monotone. Then the teacher threat
tened
Sarah" she said, eff you don't try to
do better you will fail utterly and then how
will you feel?"
"Oh, they'll applaud me, Miss Brown"
returned Sarah, easily. MY mother is
cents, and if he don't begin clappin' the
minute sit down he's goin' to be tsrapped
within an inch of his life"
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1902-11-07
SAVED A LIFE.

Gratitude promotes publicity and
It's no wonder people testify when life
is saved. - q &ts - gsa q.
Every reader with a bad back is in
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Neglected backache is quickly fol-
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charges; retention of the urine, pain
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ease.
Read how all such troubles can be
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would not be alive now. was in a
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attended by doctors, got no better,
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and felt and looked like dead man
rather than a living one. Doan's
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A FREE TRIAL of this great kid
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Address Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo,
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so cents per box.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1902-11-07

The earliest mention of shoes is in
an Egyptian papyrus, about 1900
years before Christ.
Cleveland has signed blacksmith
named Lundborn as a pitcher. He
throws a horseshoe curve.
The possibilities of wireless teleg-
raphy were predicted by James Brown
Lindsay, of Dundee, Scotland, in 1884.
establish system whereby 1000 con-
victs can be employed on 5000 acres of
sugar cane land.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1902-11-07
Michael Angelo Discharged.

One of the stories told by the genial and
delightful Eugene Field was about the pro-
prletor OF western theater, whose knowl-
edge of art and literature was extremely
limited. Inspecting the improvements at
the beginning of season, his attention was
attracted by new drop curtain.
Summoning the stage manager, he in
CURED What's that picture, anyhow"
That" replied the stage manager, lis a
scene after Michael Angelo"
well, Mikes no good" growled the pro-
prietor; Give him his salary and let him
go. ''-Philadelphia Ledger.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1902-11-07

The Chicago & Eastern Illinois R. R. has
been selected as the official route for the
Bankers from the Northwest enroute to the
Annual Meeting, American Bankers Asso-
citation, New Orleans, La, Nov. lib, 1902.
On Nov. 7, 8, and 10 round trip tickets
will be sold to New Orleans, La, at rate o.
one fare on account of above meeting Tick
cts will be limited for return ten days from
date of sale and an extension of limit to Nov.
Both may be had on depositing ticket with
Joint Agent before Nov. 18th and on pay.
ment of so cents. Stopovers will be allowed
on these tickets.
For full particulars call on any local Agent
of the c. & E. l. R. r. or address w. H.
Richardson, G. P. A, Chicago, Ill.