New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1902-07-22
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

James Tyson the wealthiest Of Australian SQUAT
tiers died recently. leaving seVeral thI'ohs' Ou' ="
Will and so far as is known. no heir AT law VI
course there is a host OF claimants. but Of these
,,,l,,,o, ~ AYR Scotland is the most eccentric.
He has sent n formidable document 10 the highest
legal authorities IN Melbourne. proving on kluhcaI
testimony that the Tyson millions were predestied
to be applied 10 the rebuilding OF soiomon's Temple
at Jerusalem.
deoPi sara Ff.fhG scottH itHEcea grim
aud caustic''; 4 certain PaFishioner dealt in od
s1rGcs During the period OF depression which fol
bed and there diligently studied the family Bible
During Of those fits OF attempted REFORMATION
Air. Wallace. the parish minister, who at the time
@6h. Master Wallace come In and see John:
lies feaTt to meet his Marker" said Mrs. John.
Quick as hIe came the crushing reply;
''Humph! TeN'm he need m be feart for that
John a@T Kf Sn 62%a ' Grs ar and H '' Here %
one: She had just lost her husband. and the min
In front q iar.. bowl Of p@rrilge, TO- ,,,,.,.,
I've Just been srosJn' a n!eht ana as sane as
begin again ain '@d.ondon Ee~s
Admiral Jouett the jolIiest old sea dog Of all the
retired officers Of the navy tells an amusing story
OF his early days cadet.
I a sociable youngster," he says "and when
and the Stars and Stripes floating over II, /
remembered my mother had taught that my
first duty was To the flag, I attempted some CON
versation on this line with the executive officer
who had received me when I came on board, and
who was one Of the strctest dlscipinarians in the
navy OF that day.
Silence. sir" he roared at my first question his
face red with anger. silence. sirl Who gave you
permission to speak? Let me hear only six words
from you, sir, while you are on this ship-port
starboard; yes. sir. and no, sir
And this was my hrst discipline in the navy"
This Is Amazing.-There is no place outside Of
Kansas IN the world where would stop min
IN he h %@aS d iSt Hs sP sahs Es
xb 5fs s snSse NILS IN EIs COUNTY The s Head
Cold city during harvest Tho OF the in
were in the shade hatchins out new schemes -
Kansas city Journal
Missouri farmer, whose hog had been killed by
train and who imagined himself to be somthng
of poet, wrote these lines 10 the company's claim
agent for u settlement:
My razorback stroIled down your track
A week ago to-day;
Your q came down the line
And snuffed his light away.
You can't blame me-the hog you see.
So Eh kindly ' PeS check sRf for f tah
The debt TO liquidate
He was rather surprised few days later to re-
ceive the following:
And killed your hog, we know:
Rut raZOrbacks on railroad tracks
Quite often meet with
Therefore my friend we cannot send
The check for which you pine;
Just plant the dead; place DER his head
Here lies foolish swine"
Jules Legras a French traveller who has made n
trip through ManchurIa the railway Russia Is
constructing there, tells story in the Revue des
Deux Mondes'' of the rapid Russianization OF the
province. At banquet at KhaltOr to celebrate the
progress of civilization the Russians and Italians
engaged in the railroad building said the usual
things about civilization and the inferior races
when Buddha RabdanOviteh Rabdanov a Bouriote
by race gave the eulogum this ironic turn civil
ization?" said he. Yes. civilization goes forward
at railroad speed in this country; 1t expands as
this railroad grows. / will give you an ilIustra-
ton. Three years ago ] was I'm Khaitor. and there
was nothing but Bourtotes talking Bouriote and
Mongols talking Monaghan, Now all that is al
tered No longer ago than yesterday in "A street
here a Mongol carter insulted me in Russlanr'
The Jurys Sympathies.-Stranger-Y stiIl have
lynchings here; do you?
When fairly good citizens gets arrested for any
thing we always let the law take its course.
That's encouraging"
depended upon 10 hang good citizen III IL gets a
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. Weekly.
Steadily and surely Londons local traffic is likely
TO come under American control, and It will un-
doubtedy be changed FOR the better under Ar,.r'
management. !
My dear sir have you made any provision for
those who come after you?
Harduppe-Yes, l put the dog at the uoor, ana
told the hired girl to say I'm out OF town-t oox-
iyn Life.