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The Banner-Democrat. [volume] (Lake Providence, East Carroll Parish, La.) 1892-current, 1902-05-03

by local applications as they cannot reach the
diseased portion of the ear. There is only one
way TO cure deafness, and that is by consti
tutional remedies. Deafness Is caused by an
infamed Condition Of the mucous lining Of
the Eustachian Tube. When this tube Is In
famed you have q rumbling sound or imper.-
feet hearing. and when It Is entirely closed
Deafness Is the result, and unless the inflam-
nation can be taken cut and this tube re-
stored TO its normal condition, hearing will
be DESTROYED forever. Nine cases out OF ten
arecaused by catarrh, whichis nothing but an
inhGmed condition OF the mucous surface.
We will give Ono Hundred Dollars for any
case OF Deafness (caused by catarrh) that
cannot be cured by Halls Catarrh Cure. Cir
cuInra sent free. FL. CHENEY & Co. Toledo, o.
Sold by Druggists, 75c.
HALLS Family Pills are the best
The Banner-Democrat. [volume] (Lake Providence, East Carroll Parish, La.) 1892-current, 1902-05-03
A CLOSE RACE.

you say you go to market at
o'clock every morning?"
YES" answered the very prudent
man. Il buy early. Every now and
then you get your meat and vegetables
before news reaches the dealers that
the price has been increased. Wash
ington Star.
The Banner-Democrat. [volume] (Lake Providence, East Carroll Parish, La.) 1892-current, 1902-05-03
HOW HE WON HER.

at may seem cruel now" she wrote
after declining his offer of marriage,
but you will thank me for this some
day"
That's just what your friend, Miss
Duffeld, said," he wrote In reply.
"Tells me." she demanded by return
mail, "jHst what that horrid girl said"
THAT later would be grateful for
your refusal" he answered.
Call at s this evening"" was the
reply he received. 'IIl show that
spiteful thing she doesn't know what
she's talking about. Chicago Post.
The Banner-Democrat. [volume] (Lake Providence, East Carroll Parish, La.) 1892-current, 1902-05-03
HIS FIRST HIT.

How did you win your first liter.
airy SUGGEST" she asked.
by writing four lines Of poetry
which made the girl was in love with
at the time so angry that she Tilted
me. Her father lost his money less
than three months after we were to
have been married. Chicago Rec
ord-Herald.
The Banner-Democrat. [volume] (Lake Providence, East Carroll Parish, La.) 1892-current, 1902-05-03

City Magnate-Of course I don't
wish to stand in the way of my daugh-
ter's happiness, but I know SO little CT
you, Mr.. Hawkins. What is your vo-
cation? Mr.. Hawkins (airily)-Oh, l
write-er-poetry, novels-er-plays,
and that sort CT thing. City Mag
nate-Indeed! Most interesting. And
how do you live?
The Banner-Democrat. [volume] (Lake Providence, East Carroll Parish, La.) 1892-current, 1902-05-03
RAILROAD POLICY.

What is your pol'cy?" inquired the
inquisitive individual of great rail.
road lawyer.
"Our policy" replied the railroad
lawyer, SIS millions for defense, but
not cent for damage. Ohio State
Journal.
The Banner-Democrat. [volume] (Lake Providence, East Carroll Parish, La.) 1892-current, 1902-05-03
CRUDE. BUT CoMPLACENT.

Suppose" said the man with the
morbid imagination. that the trusts
make everything so expensive that the
public can't afford to buy; what Them"
Now, what's the use of talking non.
sense" answered the business man.
"All the fun trust has is taking peo
pies money from them. When they
get all the money, they'll simply have
to give lot of it out again or stop
the whole amusement. Washington
Star.
The Banner-Democrat. [volume] (Lake Providence, East Carroll Parish, La.) 1892-current, 1902-05-03
FELLOW FEELING

Mrs. Meeks-How do you know
that stranger you were talking to is a
married man? Did he say he was?
Meeker-No, but he looked sort of
sympathetic when told him | was
Chicago News.
The Banner-Democrat. [volume] (Lake Providence, East Carroll Parish, La.) 1892-current, 1902-05-03


Brooklyn, New York.
four months, when my husband became
impatient because Igrew worse instead
of better, and in speaking to the drug
gist he advised him to get Lydia e.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound
and Sanative Wash. How wish L
had taken that at first; it would havo
saved me weeks of suffering. 1t took
three long months to restore me, but
it is happy relief, and we are both
most grateful to you. Your Compound
has brought joy to our home and
health to me. - MR3. PAULINE JUDsoN,
A uoyt Street, Brooklyn, N. "
$4,000 forfeit If abeos testimonial is not genuine.
1t would seem by this state
ment that women would save
time and much sickness If they
would get Lydia e. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound at once,
and also write to Mrs. Pinkham
ct Lynn, Nfass., for special adj
vice- 1T is free and always helps.
The Banner-Democrat. [volume] (Lake Providence, East Carroll Parish, La.) 1892-current, 1902-05-03
HOW HE EXPLAINS

Stephen-So it is all over with Miss
Bolter? How did it happen that she
threw you over?
james, don't know for certain,
but / suspect it was because she
wasn't hopelessly in love with me-
Boston Transcript.
The Banner-Democrat. [volume] (Lake Providence, East Carroll Parish, La.) 1892-current, 1902-05-03
PLEASANT FOR CALLER.

Mamma Is dressing"
"Why, she needn't have dressed just
for me, dearie."
"She knows that, but she said the
more time she killed in dressing the
less time you'd have to bore her.
indianapolis News.
The Banner-Democrat. [volume] (Lake Providence, East Carroll Parish, La.) 1892-current, 1902-05-03
I'm. Rife suppIants the sword.
parish,
road

- Hhalf century ago the sword was con-
sidered the best known weapon In warfare,
but 1t is now being discarded by the British
soldiers, and the modern rife is substituted.
Many people throughout the country are
also describing old methods Of trying to
cure headache, nervousness, insomnia. In
digestion and dyspepsia, and are using Hos
letters Stomach Bitters, the old reliable
remedy for these ailments. 1t is recon-
mended by physicians. and a trial will con-
vince you OF its value.
The Banner-Democrat. [volume] (Lake Providence, East Carroll Parish, La.) 1892-current, 1902-05-03
PRESSING.

The girl wrote feverishly, turning
out four or five great historical novels
per month.
AS she was but fifteen, her entour
age were concerned and demonstrated
"Will you take time to bud into
womanhodd?" said they.
well. should say nit" replied She
why, that can be done any time, re-
CARELESS of market conditions New
York Sun.
The Banner-Democrat. [volume] (Lake Providence, East Carroll Parish, La.) 1892-current, 1902-05-03
THE LABOR OF HER LIFE.

The two men were talking about
their domestic affairs.
do you keep. cook at your house?'
inquired one.
"Um-er, ah," hesitated the other,
Eve try to. Detroit Free Press.
The Banner-Democrat. [volume] (Lake Providence, East Carroll Parish, La.) 1892-current, 1902-05-03
A COSY RETREAT.

isn't her den completely furnished
YETI
Not yet. You see, there is still
room to turn around IN it, and she is
determined to make 1t look cosy be-
fore she gets through. Chicago Post.
The Banner-Democrat. [volume] (Lake Providence, East Carroll Parish, La.) 1892-current, 1902-05-03

Youngstown, Ohio. March PA
head-on collision of freight trains on
hte Pennsylvania Railroad this morn
ing, several trainmen were killed.
Two bodies have been removed from
the wreck. The number killed may
reach six
The Banner-Democrat. [volume] (Lake Providence, East Carroll Parish, La.) 1892-current, 1902-05-03

Nomatter what ais you. headache to can
Ger, you viii never get well until your bowels
IRE put right. CAscARErs help nature, cure
YOU without grippe or pain, produce easy
nstural movements, cost you just 10cents to
start getting your health back. CAscARETs
Candy Cathartic, the genuine, put up In metal
boxes. every tablet has @. @. O stamped on
II. Beware of limitations.
The Banner-Democrat. [volume] (Lake Providence, East Carroll Parish, La.) 1892-current, 1902-05-03

1t has been decided that the Younger
brothers will have to remain in Mime
sofa. This is tough on Minnesota, but
the rest of the country will probably
be able to bear up bravely.
The Banner-Democrat. [volume] (Lake Providence, East Carroll Parish, La.) 1892-current, 1902-05-03

ct enclose Soc. In stamps. Mail me one or
two boxes of Tetterine, whatever the price;
it's all right - does the work" - VIM.
Schwarz, Gainesville, Texas. Soc. box by
mail from J. It. shuptrine, Savannah, Ga.
II your druggist don't keep It.
The Banner-Democrat. [volume] (Lake Providence, East Carroll Parish, La.) 1892-current, 1902-05-03
Our Peculiar Laws.

"A man down east didn't know he
had run for Office"
"Well, how did he find 1t out?"
''They arrested him for not fling his
expense account"
"But he didn't have any expenses"
mo, but he'll have 'em all right
when the court gets through with
him."
The Banner-Democrat. [volume] (Lake Providence, East Carroll Parish, La.) 1892-current, 1902-05-03

There are said to be plenty of uncui
tivated vacant lots IN Detroit, Mich,
at present, the Pingree participating
fad for the relief of the poor having
completely died out.
The Banner-Democrat. [volume] (Lake Providence, East Carroll Parish, La.) 1892-current, 1902-05-03

An ingenious headmaster in North
wales has calculated that the British
boy loses on an average 273 whole
school days by the clumsiness of the
present system Of weights and meas
ures The cure. he says, is the metric
The Banner-Democrat. [volume] (Lake Providence, East Carroll Parish, La.) 1892-current, 1902-05-03

The anxiety of European govern.
ments to be on friendly terms with
the United States is another proof that
nothing succeeds like success.
The Banner-Democrat. [volume] (Lake Providence, East Carroll Parish, La.) 1892-current, 1902-05-03

The lowest tide in any large sea is
in the Mediterranean. AT Toulon
there is about four inches. which is
the average for the whole Mediter.
ranean.
The Banner-Democrat. [volume] (Lake Providence, East Carroll Parish, La.) 1892-current, 1902-05-03
HIS PROPENSITY.

81 never forget joke that l once
hear" remarked Borem.
NO" rejoined oyer, land you don't
give any of your acquaintances a
chance to. Chicago News.
The Banner-Democrat. [volume] (Lake Providence, East Carroll Parish, La.) 1892-current, 1902-05-03
rs Family Pills are the best.
Fest For the Bowels.

The Bank of France can compel its GUS
toners to accept in gold one,6fth of any
money drawn from the bank.
The Banner-Democrat. [volume] (Lake Providence, East Carroll Parish, La.) 1892-current, 1902-05-03

AS late as 1910 there wsrs neither
roads nor coaches Ia any country dir
trict of Portugal. Gentlemen travelled
on horseback and ladies In sedan
hairs, carried by men, or in mule lit
The Banner-Democrat. [volume] (Lake Providence, East Carroll Parish, La.) 1892-current, 1902-05-03
IN DOUBT.

PHILADELPHIA the size of her pile
make you hesitate?"
Perkins-"Yes. For a long time
didn't know how much she had. DE
troit Free Press.
The Banner-Democrat. [volume] (Lake Providence, East Carroll Parish, La.) 1892-current, 1902-05-03

1t is possible to steal penny and still
be in cent
The Banner-Democrat. [volume] (Lake Providence, East Carroll Parish, La.) 1892-current, 1902-05-03

The successful diplomat realizes that
truth must be handled with care.
The Banner-Democrat. [volume] (Lake Providence, East Carroll Parish, La.) 1892-current, 1902-05-03
WHERE DOCTORS FAIL
To Cure Woman's Ills, Lydia z.
Pinkham's Vegetable Con-
pound Succeeds. MrS. Pauline
JudsOn Writes:

"DEAR Mrs. PINKHAM: Soon after
my marriage two years ago iound
myself In constant pain. The doctor
said my womb was turned, and TINS
caused the pain with considerable IN
Examination. He prescribed for mo for
The Banner-Democrat. [volume] (Lake Providence, East Carroll Parish, La.) 1892-current, 1902-05-03
HfSN6fES 17D Cory N5s@W

An orator takes risks in quoting
from standard authors. 1t Is liable
to make the rest of the speech seem
a little tame.
The Banner-Democrat. [volume] (Lake Providence, East Carroll Parish, La.) 1892-current, 1902-05-03
SHOULD HAVE TAKEN A SECOND
LOOK.

Candor-You see that lady over
there? She is Mrs. C.. fell in love
with her at first sight. What do you
think of that?
Synnex-I think il would have been
better had you taken a second look.
Boston Transcript.
The Banner-Democrat. [volume] (Lake Providence, East Carroll Parish, La.) 1892-current, 1902-05-03

FITS permanently cured. No fits or nervous
ness after first days use of DIR. Kline's Great
NeryeRestorsr. 92trial bottle and treatisefree
DR.. r. II. KLINE, Ltd, 931 Arch St., Phila., Pa.
The Banner-Democrat. [volume] (Lake Providence, East Carroll Parish, La.) 1892-current, 1902-05-03

Thoroughbred dogs are less intelligent
than mongrels.
The Banner-Democrat. [volume] (Lake Providence, East Carroll Parish, La.) 1892-current, 1902-05-03

Each package Of PUTNAM FADELEss DIE
solors more goods than any other dye and
colors them better too. Sold by all druggists.
The Banner-Democrat. [volume] (Lake Providence, East Carroll Parish, La.) 1892-current, 1902-05-03

Some people make mountains out of mole
hills, and others Just make bluff.
The Banner-Democrat. [volume] (Lake Providence, East Carroll Parish, La.) 1892-current, 1902-05-03
Tstterine In Texas.

The up-to-date girl proposes without let
ting the fellow know it.
The Banner-Democrat. [volume] (Lake Providence, East Carroll Parish, La.) 1892-current, 1902-05-03

Pisos Cure for Consumption is an infallibls
medicine for coughs and colds.-N. W.
SAMUEL, Ocean Grove, N. J., Feb. II, 1900.
The Banner-Democrat. [volume] (Lake Providence, East Carroll Parish, La.) 1892-current, 1902-05-03

VIII you be short of hay2 II 30, plant a
plenty OF this prodigally prolific millet. to
tons OF rich hay per acre. Price, 90 lbs,
S1.90; 100 lbs, $780, low freights. John A.
Salzer Seed Co., La Crosse, Wis. A
The Banner-Democrat. [volume] (Lake Providence, East Carroll Parish, La.) 1892-current, 1902-05-03

Although the latest census taken OIL
the population of Ireland shows that
it is now smaller than that of Scotland
and little more than half what 1t was
sixty years ago, the excess OF births
over deaths from 191 to 1901 was u.s.
222.
The Banner-Democrat. [volume] (Lake Providence, East Carroll Parish, La.) 1892-current, 1902-05-03

Tyner's Dyspepsia Remedy Cures Indi-
gestion and Dyspepsia. At Druggists, SOC.
The Banner-Democrat. [volume] (Lake Providence, East Carroll Parish, La.) 1892-current, 1902-05-03

Some men are born great, some
achieve greatness, and others thrust
themselves upon it..
The Banner-Democrat. [volume] (Lake Providence, East Carroll Parish, La.) 1892-current, 1902-05-03
Deafness Unnnot BE Cured

The butcher may not be funny, but he
does lot of cutting nm
The Banner-Democrat. [volume] (Lake Providence, East Carroll Parish, La.) 1892-current, 1902-05-03

shoppers are so great plague at
New South Wales, that they obscure
q street lamps at night, leaving the
in total darkness.
The Banner-Democrat. [volume] (Lake Providence, East Carroll Parish, La.) 1892-current, 1902-05-03

The helm of ship has stern duty t
perform
The Banner-Democrat. [volume] (Lake Providence, East Carroll Parish, La.) 1892-current, 1902-05-03

A peppery temper is not to be
sneezed at.
The Banner-Democrat. [volume] (Lake Providence, East Carroll Parish, La.) 1892-current, 1902-05-03

oapetown. March "a -Ceoil Rhodes
passed 2 restless night and is weaker
today. His heart affection il station
The Banner-Democrat. [volume] (Lake Providence, East Carroll Parish, La.) 1892-current, 1902-05-03

Even an automobile entails running ex.
penses.
The Banner-Democrat. [volume] (Lake Providence, East Carroll Parish, La.) 1892-current, 1902-05-03

The peach growers on the Delaware
Peninsula have voted, in convention
assembled, that the old-style peach
baskets are good enough for them Tor
shipping purposes, however much the
railroad companies may complain OF
having to shelve the cars to carry the
fruit without injury.
The Banner-Democrat. [volume] (Lake Providence, East Carroll Parish, La.) 1892-current, 1902-05-03

Six years ago the debt of Chicago
was $17,700,000; now it is $26760, 900.
Six years ago. the debt of Boston was
$35, O00, 900, now it is s56,000,000. The
debt of Cleveland then was $6,100,0 900;
now it is $9,300,000. The 1ebt of
Kansas City then 100000 is now ST.
500, 900. Buffalo owed s11,500,000; now
it owes s15,00o,O00. Detroit has in
creased its debt in the same period
from $2.100,e00 to s4,700,000. Denver
from $4,000 to s3G00,000, Indian
apolis from $1,SO0,u00 to $3.000,OO0,
Louisville from S3,500,000 to $780,
600, New Haven from $2,400.000 to
SO, 900, Pittsburg from $S.400,000
to s10,000.000, Hartfor., from 100000
to 100000, Jersey City from $4,000
900 to s16,300,OO0, Providence from
$4,000, 900 to s14,000,000, Salt Lake
City from s2,4oo,000 to $S.400,000. and
Worcester from $2,50O,O00 to $6,000,-
900.
The Banner-Democrat. [volume] (Lake Providence, East Carroll Parish, La.) 1892-current, 1902-05-03

The law of gravity shows peculiar
freak in India. 1t is well known that
the plumb line is there DETECTED slight
ly to the northward of the great mass
of the Himalayan range and the Tt
betan plateau, but the curious thing is
that along comparatively narrow belt
between % degrees and "a degrees
north latitude, crossing India from
east to west, the detection is the other
way, tending to the south, although
south of the belt it again tends to the
northward. The theoretical explana-
ton Is that the earth is of unusual
density in the belt described, the
plumb line following the axis of the
greater density.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1902-09-19
GRAND ARMY.

Low round trip rates BY the
Rock Island System, "Choctaw,
Oklahoma & auli R. r. to the
|G. a.. Z. Eucampment, Washing
ton, ID. G. Tickets on sale Oct.
2, 8, A aud 5, good returning until
oct. 14,wilh privilege Of extension
al limit until Nov. 8. Cheap side
trips to The yarious battle fields in
the vicinity Of Washington.
Greatly reduced rates to New
York and return by the Rock Is
land system, Choctaw, Oklahoma
4 Gulf z. r., Oct. 1, ? and A, good
returning until October "A.
DO not miss the opportunity to
visit New York and Washington
early 10 October at greatly reduced
rates BY the Rock IslanNi System
Ohoctaw, Oklahoma & Gulf Rail
road.
Cali on Ohoctaw agents for full
IN uformation in regard to the ex-
tremely low round trip rates TO
New York and Washington early
in October.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1902-09-19
ro WHOM n aAY eoNcERN.



will guarantee 10 cu-e any
man or woman Of Thy, nse Of opium,
morphine, cocaine or alcohol with.
in from i've to twenty days. If !
fail you need not pay me one cent
So take no money in any case
until cured. III fail in any case
I will pay cash fare both ways.
You run no risk and ] will furnish
q good room 10 every one free Of
charge that takes my treatment
Now is the time 10 get cared. It
is more honorable 10 take treat
ment than 10 use the drug and
probably an e pnupers or drunk
ards grave. Be men the rest Of
your lives and make your wife
and children happy 20 rcs you
come home from your daily toll
Dr.. \ "a. Reeder.
Box S6I Chiekneha. ], T.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1902-09-19

M. Jennings, Of Chickashs,
formerly Of Anadarko. is having
his building on B street cut up in
to offices, which when finished will
be some of the finest ffices in the
city. .-Anadarko Tribune.
Chickasha's street fair is going
to be a success since the citizens
part OF it has been taken out Of
Czarlinsky's hands. The people
can be assured that it will be
clean moral exhibition in every
respect, and four days Of solid fun
will be given the visitors.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1902-09-19
PRscE BAKING PowDER Co
CHICAGO.

The mayor of Enid on the big
day of Enid's fair, excluded teams
frem the streess where the crowds
collected. This is the right way.
For Sale-North half OF block
249; no better lots on South Hill
North and east fronts, situation
the best; good neighborhood. a.
L, Hobart. 235 If
The Amszoniau band of Edmond
is the most popular feature of the
anniversary celebration at Enid.
It consists Of twenty-one Oklahoma
girls.
A Mcpherson man has invented
a storm curtain for buggIes. II
be has really invented ooe that
can t be left at home when needed
be is a hero.
Real estate men, attorneys, land
ieasers and all others who have
use for legal blanks of any descrip
tiOn should remember that the
Express keeps full line Of these
very necessary and valuable docu
ments constantly on hand If
you reed uianKs of any descrlp
tion, come to this Office and get
them. Prices are always reason
able. Il
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1902-09-19
NOTICE.

Our representative will deliver,
Tuesday and Wednesday, Septem-
Der % aud "a. the season tickets
for the lecture and musical course
to those who subscribed for same
last May. Be ready TO receive and
pay for same promptly upon de-
livery.
Goode, Bridges & Tobin-
297 81
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1902-09-19

EARLY Young was bitten by a
centipede near Ardmore lat FRI
day. The wound is very serious
one and Young has been badly
poisoned BY it.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1902-09-19
MILLIONS IN 1T,

The business of the country is
done on credit.
The money is in the safe keep
ing of the banks.
Not a little of it is deposited with
THE FIRST NATIONAL BANK
It's standing as financial in
stitution is firmly established and
the convenience and security It
affords fully recognized.
Deposits arosolicited from firms,
individuals. etc.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1902-09-19

Born-To Mr.. and Mrs. T. ".
Palmer, in this city on Ihursday,
September Is, twins; boy weigh
ing and a glrl weighing 8 pounds.
Mother aud little ones are getting
islong nicely. while the father il
wondering whether or not his sal
ary will'be increased soon.