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The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1902-01-18

by local applications as they cannot reach the
diseased portion Of the ear. There is only on.
yay to cure deafness, and that ID by cons!itu-
cnal remedies. Deafness ia caused by en- in
nmed condition of the mucono lining Of the
Eustachian Tube. When this tube is inaamed
kou have rumbling sound or imporfecthear-
4 ing, ard when it is entirely closed Deafness is
...o Jesuit, and unless the Inflammation can be
i taken out and this tube restored to its norma!
condition, hearing will be destroyed forever
Nine cases out OF ten are cansed by cetarrh
which is nothing but an in6amed condition o!
n the mucous surfaces.
! We viii give One Hundred Dollars for any
case ofDeafness Caused by catarrh), that can
not be cured By Halls Catarrh Cure. Circulars
sent free. FL. CHENEY & Co., Toledo, 0.
=. Sold By Druggists, 75c.
Halls Family Pills are the best
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1902-01-18
Human Nature.

Tommy-If | had a million dollars,
Billy. Id give you half.
Billy-You don't mean it.
Presently Tommy picked up a 10
cent piece and he never said a word
about sharing it with Billy. There's
good deal of grown-up human ma
ture in Boston Transcript.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1902-01-18
Observation-Disclosures

81 am finishing tour Of Europe; the best
thing I've had over hero is box OF Ietterine
I brought from home."-C. IL. McConne,,,'
Mgr. Economical Drug Co.. of Chicago. III.
Tetterne cures itching skin troubles. zoe. =
box by mall from 7. T. Shuptrine, Savannah,
Ca, if your druggist don't keep it.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1902-01-18

FITS permanently cured. No fits or nervous
ness after frs! day Is use OF DR.. Kline's Great
Nerve Restorer 81 trial lie and treatise free
DR. r. H. KLINE. Ltd, 93l Arch ST., Phla. Pa.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1902-01-18

Some men bear the same relation 10
life as the vermiform appendix to the hu-
man anatomy.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1902-01-18

!. According to statistics prepared for the
Home Secretary 100 children are burned
ito death yearly in the United Kingdom.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1902-01-18

Mrs winslow Soothing Syrup for children
.teethiug soften the gums reduces inflamma.
stion. aliays pain, cures wind collie 25c bottle.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1902-01-18

= Iamsure Pisos Cure for Consumption savel
my life three years ago.-MRs. THOMAS ROB-
BINS, Maple St., Norwich, NY, Feb. II, 1909.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1902-01-18
Wonderful Clock.

A clock was ro,an:ly made, which in addi-
ion 10 striking the hours, halves and quar-
ers. shows the phases OF tho lncoa and teis
he time in any other city, but aa the clock Ii
100 extensive 10 purchase, the hes. way y
obtain this information is from Hostetter'
Almanac for 1907. 1t also contains many
amusing anscdotes, statistics and much gen
eral III Fo-mation that will interest You. 1;
can b, obtained from any druggist Tree CT
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1902-01-18

PuTNAM's FAnrLEss DYE produces the fast
est and brightest colors Of any known dyo
stuff. Sold by sH druggists.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1902-01-18

Within a few wee ia the Germans Of
Mexico City collie ed s3o.0Go ior Ger
man schoolhouse 70 be built there. q
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1902-01-18

- It isn't because people are fond Of mu
ssic that they blow their own horns.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1902-01-18

Last year there were 1920 miles OF
telegraphic lines and 923, l53 miles OF wire
in the United States.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1902-01-18
AN OPEN LETTER
Address to Women by the Treas
urer of tho w. C. Z. U. OF
Kansas City, Mrs. E. &.
Smith.

"MY DEAR SISTERS: IL believe in
advocating and uphclding everything
that will lift up and help women. and
but little use appears all knowledge
and learning if you have not the health
to enjoy It.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1902-01-18

The carat used in estimating the
weight u gems is a grain OF Indian
wheat
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1902-01-18

Men have been known to lose on dead
sure things.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1902-01-18
Fest For the Rowslsx~

No matter what ali, you, heaiash, to .
lancer, you will never get vol until yol.
bowels are put right. CAeoAaErs hsin natnrs,
cure you without gripo or pain, proiuc,
easy natural movements, cost you just ID
: in metal boxcs, every tablet has G. q. 9.
stamped on IL. Beware OF iinisatiou,.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1902-01-18

The man who always expects the mex
pected to happen is proof against disap.
Dointnent.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1902-01-18

b A tombstone inscription is often grave
error.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1902-01-18

The nt.n VINO A.sps MS seinper docsn
give himself away
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1902-01-18

"Having found by personal expert
ence that Lydia E. Pinkhan,'s
Vegetable Compound is q medi
cine of rare virtue, and having seen
dozens Of cures where my suffering
sisters have been dragged back TO life
and usefulness from an untinely grave
simply by tho use of q few bottles of
that Compound, must proclaim its
virtues, or I should not be doing my
duty TO suffering mothers and dragged
out housekeepcrs.
"Dear Sister, is your health poor.
do you feel worn out and used UP,
especially do you have any Of the
troubles which besct our sex. take my
advice; let the doctors alone, t.
Lydia Il. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound; it is better than any
and all doctors, for it cures and they
do not. Nina. E. c. SMITH, 1912 Oak
St., Treasurer W. c. T. u, Kansas
City, Mo.-s5coo forfeit # above testimonial is
not genuine
Mrs. Pinkham advises sick Wo-
men free. Address, Lynn, Nless.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1902-01-18

So It's when a woman is dressed to kill
that she cuts her less fortunate sister dead.
& The Texas s. PACIFIC Railway - IS miles
sho, test II nebstwesn Shreveport and Oaiias
and he West
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1902-01-18

education is possible for the most INDECENT,
and no legislature or congress for the last
fifty years has assembled which has not
had it in rail spltters and farmers and
drovers or men who have been accustomed
to toiling with the hand and the foot.
Lift up your eyes, 0 nation of Gods
right hand, at the glorious prospects!
Build larger your barns for the harvests;
dig deeper the watts for the spoil of the
vineyards; enlarge the warehouses for the
merchandise; multiply galleries of art for
the pictures and statues. Advance, o ma
ton Of Gods right hand, but remember
that national wealth, if unsanctihed, is
sumptuous waste, is moral ruin, is magniii.
cent woe, is splendid rottenness, Is gilded
death! Woe to lis for the wine watts il
drunkenness wallows in them! Woe to u.
for the harvests if greed sckles them!
Woe to us for the merchandise if avarice
swallows it! Woe to US for the cities i
misrule walks them! Woe to the land il
God defying crime debauches it! Our only
safety is in more Bibles, more churches,
more free schools, more good men and
more good women, more consecratcd print.
ing presses, more Of the glorious gospel OF
the Son of God, which will yet extirpate
all wrongs and introduce all blessedness.
But the preachers on Thanksgiving
morning viii not detain with long SER
mons their hearers from the home group
The housekeepers will be angry il the
guests do not arrive until the viands are
cold. Set the chairs to the table-the easy
chairs for grandfather and grandmother
if they be still alive; the high chair for
the Youngest, but not the least. Then put
out your hand to take the full cup oil
Thanksgiving. Lift it and bring it toward
your lips, your hands trembling with emo.
ton. and If the chalice shall overflow and
trickle few drops on the white cloth that
covers the table do not be disturbed. hut
let it suggest to Won the words of the
psalmist aud lead you thankfully to say,
MY cup runneth over.
tCopyriRht. 1901. L. hlop5ch-1
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1902-01-18
AT SHAKESPEAEE'S HOME.

We refer to the men as small potatoes
who don't get to the top Of the heap.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1902-12-10
. $; l|a3Q D & En- z131lllIK]

In your life buy OF our guaranteed systems of rail-
roads, better made alone able
them experience has taught the quality
matter what want, belonging
system, supply it.
if little railroads how would something
electric line suit Our lne for nuish
and beauty cannot be exceled We also have fine line
suitable by power, very
life. Our boats have been Minnetonka
still Of continued pleasure when
being Mechanical made in Europe by hun
dreds Of makers but few only make goods that do not at
give Ours Of the better quality and last They
thing in the store line strike matter what
shop, drug dry goods millinery livery
stable fruit stands houses In fact anything In
line have paid especial attention to foreign
games. still interesting. Billiard tables carry
up $50, practical for the home We also
pect in about week lot of those Wunderkerzer
aluminium Candles) harmless fireworks for the Christmas
They alone novelty worth going miles to
novelties ought to the walking and dane
s-Katbo the mysterious box the
the musical animal FANNY the mechanical
whale, Blondine the bicycle rider, the
magic painting books, ETC.. ETC.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1902-12-10
Table Linens

Imported Irish and German Table Lin
ems in large variety Of patterns and
designs. We carry the very best
makes. ~
72-inch Table Damask, very fine quail
lty German Linen, special for,
,.5HE Je1I -. Vls<O
This cannot be matched In the city for
less than $3.50.
Very fine imported Damask Towels at,
each. .50c, 75c and $1.0O
Towelings and Crashes domestic and
imported, at sI'ecially low prices.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1902-12-10
Mems Suits

$50 Mems choice, military cut, all wool
Suits, fine, neat, dressy patterns,
at $3.50 & $40.
so Mems Clay Worsted Suits, the regu
lar $14.O0 kind. special for this
sale ............. ........... .$1f00
Our clothing fits perfectly and it Is
superior to most other lines in work
manship.
100 Young Mems Suits, neat Scotch
effect, the $3.50 and $3.50 kind;
special ............ .......... $3.50
Dressy Young Mems. regular $3.50 and
$3.50 Suits; special, .............$ $3.50
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1902-12-10
Fancy Goods Dent.

We carry 7ardangud Embroidery Fol,
for the celebrated embroidery Of
same name. -, 49, -.E 49, I.
Commenced pieces of all kinds German
- Hand Embroidery. .,
Materials for all kinds Of Fancy Work.
-. Norwegian and Swedish Peasants
Aprons. National Costumes.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1902-12-10
Following is short description Of the toy pictures dis
in ad.

Following is short description of the pictures dis
played in this ad:
1t Is impossible through lack of to mention but
few Of Deutsche Spielwaaren
not look different from what have guarantee
the goods and if looking for something the
little haven't had supply ~.
If little would like dollhouse with everything
that you have in your duplicated, supply
it, if she wants special in it, fit
house from cellar to garrett quantity quality.
Stoves with alcohol
respect cookbooks furnished with
Kitchen Our line of dishes beats anything
crockery We have Red Riding Hood, Strumelpeter
four-eaf clover decorations enamel granite dishes which
do not break We dinner tea and coffee SETS Toilet
the of description:
garden house for dolly to take her coffee nice
little broomsands like CUT stoves for kitchen utensils
dreds of other things too
little girls.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1902-12-10
Cut Glass

We have an assortment of Decanters
and other articles Of fiat cut glass.
Colonial styles, these are handsome.
We have not two pieces alike, nor
can they be duplicated anywhere
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1902-12-10
Bric-a-Brac

We have odd and choice pieces. such
as cannot be had elsewhere, of Ger
man, French. italian and Danish Art
Pieces, but all at reasonable prices.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1902-12-10
Imported Confect'ns
Candy Dept.

Specials for Thursday: .
1000 lbs fresh Cub drops, speciaklb &c
1000 lbs fresh mixed candies, special
fpouno ~. S. &c
1000 lbs fresh handmade chocolate
8 creams. Special, ID .s.,-;.... 49,. 10c
Large assortment OF all grades and
kinds OF imported and domestic
candies. at reasonable prices
Special prices made to churches and
Sunday schools. rs 81 = = :
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1902-12-10

Az andA419 MAIN FLOOR III
Dress Goods, Silks, Innings, Trim.
mInss, Notions, Ribbons, Embroideries
and Laces, Druggists SundrIes, Para
4 soils and Umbrellas, School Supplies,
Gloves and HandkerchIefs. DomestIcs,
Ladies' and ChiIdren's Hosiery and
Underwear, Fancy Goods, Embroidery,
Silks, "Hardanger Toi" for Norweg-
Ian Drawn Work, German and French
Art Embroiderede Pieces, Etc, and
Mccall Patterns.
(. 421--MAlN FLOOR u
Mems Furnishings, Mems CIotF1inq,
Fresh Cut Flowers, Palms and Potted
Plants.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1902-12-10
Palms

100 fine Kentia Palms for, each. 81 90
We import all of our own Palms direct
from Belgium.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1902-12-10
Hosiery and Underwear

Ladies seamless black feeced hose, a
Ladies extra heavy black seamless
wool ribbed hose, special, pair. Csc
Ladies' extra fine quality wool hose,
at per PAIR ........... SOC ana DUG
Childrens' seamless black ribbed wool
hose, regular zoe quality, special
pair ........ ..................12 ac
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1902-12-10

Boys good strongly 2sewed REFERS,
! with storm collars Special. :. .$1.s5
Boys -chinchil1a REFERS, with velvet or
storm collars. Special $3.50
Boys extra good Irish Frieze REFERS.
Special at $3.50, $s.e5 and. $3.50
Small boys Raglan overcoats. spe-
Boys knee pants, all sizes, while they
last. Special, pair ....... .14c
Boys warranted not to rip pants at
: a345c, 5oc, 75c and 81 a. pair.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1902-12-10
Trains

For the boy, Also able to show goods that
will please You have investment
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1902-12-10
Dress Goods Dept,

Good assortment Of black and. colored
dress goods. imported and domestic
ranging from. per yard. Csc to $500
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1902-12-10
Furniture Dept.

10000 feet Of floor space filled with up
to-date furniture at prices I'M
known to many Of the readers, but
beneficial to the pocketbook OF the
purchaser. Give us a call. Our
prices will do the rest.
SO Beds in q and full size, all colors,
with brass top rail and knobs,
usually sold at $500; like cut.
special NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.. 1898
100 Tables in 24x24 top and bottom
shelf, all oak, special ......... CSC
Jardiniere Stands, special. ....... 500
Bamboo Goods. as bookshelves, music
stands, corner shelves, in large va
rietY. =.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1902-12-10
Basement

We are sole agents of the celebrated
Chattanooga, Washing Machine, the
easiest running machine on the
market; 4year old child can run it
and washday is really made q, holt
day by the use of one of them. Our
special low holiday price is. each SIS
We show a nice line of European
household utensils and tableware in
our basement, besides a very fine
line Of bric-a -brac different from
anything you see elsewhere. Don't
fail to see them.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1902-12-10
~"
ClOaks

Ladies' misses, childrens' and infants,
cloaks, jackets and wraps, for all
ages and at all prices. .~5...e<
Ladies very nice quality electric seal
Jackets, for each ............. $25
Ladies' Astrakhans in guaranteed
qualities at specially low prices.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1902-12-10

Carry the following lines and sell
the best goods as cheap as anywhere
In America. We occupy the whole
basement OF 417; 41e. 42t, 42s and 425
for the sale OF the following Hines:
CASH FURNITURE AND BEDDING
DEPARTMENTS, LACE CURTAINS
AND DRAPERIEs, HOUSE FUR.
NisHINGs, cRockERY, GLASS
1 WARE, FURNITURE. BEDDING,
CARPETS AND LINoLEuMs, PIC
TUREs FRAMES AND WINDOW
SHADES, TEA, COFFEE AND SOAP
DEPARTMENTS.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1902-12-10
Mattresses

ESI d. UI0SS6S
Since a number Of years we have
manufactured our own mattresses
and without profit Of a middle man,
they go from factory to the consum-
er. Every mattress IS hand made
and only clean material is used for
filling.
Excelsior. hand made 1925
Cotton Top. hand made ......... $1.98
Cotton top and bottom ........$2.75
Cotton combination 1926
Cotton Felt ................."... .$6.e3
Hair in all grades.
Give us a. trial and you always will be
a customer Of ours.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1902-12-10

A splendid assortment Of Mems Inn
sortment and variety of styles at
Mems heavy winter caps in a large as
ported cashmere hose at SOC a pair.
SOC, 75c and $1.00., M.
Mems pull down winter caps Special
while they last, each. .75c
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1902-12-10

Childrens' fleece lined seamless black
ribbed hose. sizes up to tx; special,
pair &c
Childrens' seamless ribbed heavy
feeced hose, all sizes; 15c pair or
two rair fer Observation-Disclosures csc
Ladies' ribbed wool underwear. regular
75c quality, special ..........-...48c
Sample lot Of ladies fine wool under
wear, worth up to s1.00; special,
. Ladies' fine natural gray and camels
hair wool underwear. good value at
s1.25; special, each ..-.-.......S1. 90
= Boys heavy f1eeced gray union suits.
all sizes; special, suit ...........3ec
Children's fine camels hair wool I'M
derwear; special Csc for size Is and
rise SC a size.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1902-12-10
Flowers

Fresh cut flowers always on hand. De-
signs at short notice and at reason
able prices. s...z,.,..
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1902-12-10
Toy Department.

After months of visits the recognized
makers of the world visiting little hamlet where differ
sn could be has enabled US to collect for
shown this side of New York To convince all
s<JAof Take a Glance at Our Zkse," =:
You'll it, Others who display say
store vertable Guri0sy S0py and the most Lnfey-
sstng place in the city, and will One of tho
the quality
export trade but the goods made for theirs
naturally of quality
snowy trash.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1902-12-10
Mems Hosiery

Mems fine wool hose, in gray and tan,
special 15c a pair or two pair for Csc
Mems merino wool hose, full seamless.
Special: three pair for ..........25c
A fine line of fancy ,colored cashmere
hose at ~1sc and Csc. a pair.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1902-09-05

There Is no preparation equal to
Bunsen's Catarrh Cure, a never
falling remedy for hay fever and
catarrh. If you have hay fever
give Bunsen's Catarrh Cure a trial.
1t cleanses, soothes and heals the
diseased membranes and effects a
positive cure without fail. Every
box warranted. Price so cents.
Sold by D. A. Hendershot.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1902-09-05
Baltimore & Ohio R. R.

lalunOre q UnlO h. h.
Ohio River Division.
Time Table In effect May IS, 1909.
RAsr BOUND.
7'O5 A. n. Accommodation
Daily except For wheeling and intermediate
Sunday. points.
$3.50 A. n. Pittsburg Express
Daily. For New Martinsville, Mounds
Vile, wheeling, Pittsburg, Frank.
lin, OIL City, Tltusviile and inter.
mediate points. Runs solid @
PittshMrg, daily except Sunday.
Daily to wheeling.
1910 p. n. Accommodation
Daily except For New Martinsville and intar.
Sunday. mediate points
2:O7P. IL. New York Expreas
Daily. For New Martinsvtlie Moun6n.
Vile, wheeling, Pfttsburg, Bunmp
10, Washington, Baltimore Philns
de1phia, New York and ali poamem
North and Fast. Runs sclid -
PittsbuTg. Parlor car.
4.5S p. n. Accommodation
Daily. For wheeling and intermedlaas
points.
6:Is p. n. Ohio valley Express
Daily except For New MartinsvilIe, Mounds-
Sunday. Vile, Benwood, wheeling, Pitts.
burg, Buffalo, Baltimore WASH
inkton, New York and al1 points
NoItu anu East. kuu8 Solo -
Pittsburg. ParloT car.
WEST BOUND.
9:2IAM. Accommodation
Daily For Parkersburg and interma.
date points.
HOS A. d. 0hio Valley Express
Daily except For st. Marys, Marietta, PaTka
Sunday. ersburg, Ravenswood, MliwOod.
Pomeroy, PIT. Pleasant, Charles
ton, Gaiiipolis, Huntington, Ken.
ova, Ironton, Portsmouth cinein.
natl and all points South ana
West. Runs solid to Cincinnati
Parlor car.
I:24 r. d. Kenova Express
Daily For st. Marys, Marietta, PARK.
ersburg, Ravenswood. Miiwood.
Pomeroy. Pt. Pleasant, Charles.
ton, Ga1lipolis Huntington, Kem-
ova and principal intermediates
points. Parlor car.
3:I4 r, NJ. Accommodation
Daily except For ParkeTsburg, Pt. P1eaaana
sunday. and intermediate points.
5:4I p. II. Accommodation
Daily. For Parkersburg and inteTmss
diate points.
S:2J p. "A. Express
d ally except For Friendly, 81. Marya, wavaR.
Sunday. ~, Marietta and ParkersbuYr
ID. B. MARTIN,
Main Pass. rraHSe
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1902-09-05
Lingering Summer Colds

Summer colds If neglected may
linger along for months. One Min.
ute Cough Cure will break up the
attack. Safe, sure, acts at once.
Cures coughs, colds, Group, bron.
chitis, all throat and lung troubles.
Children like 1t.
Opera House Drug Store.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1902-09-05
The Locust Eaters.

And it came to pass that locust pie
became a great dish in back counties
"But," said the man who had ordered
a pie in hotel, ''these locusts are not
tender. Are you sure they are youngW
ooh, yes, sir" responded the waiter;
eve guarantee none of them to be over
seventeen years old."-Chicago News.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1902-09-05
The Automobile,

Eyes, sir; there she is complete. VIII
you go with me on the trial trip"
81 will if you will add just one more
thing"
'What is that?"
Gan attachment to carry net for us
to land n."-IndianapoliS News.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1902-09-05

Get your calendars for 1903 at
the Review Office. 2o If
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1902-09-05
The Disappointed Boy.

"Gracious, Bobbyw said the second
Mrs. jerks, nee Ann Teek. to her STEP
son. What are you crying about?"
"Boo-hoov' sobbed the boy. Papa
promised me a new mamma, an you
amt new at allY'-Philadelphia Rec
ord
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1902-09-05
A Sad disappointment.

Ineffective liver medicine is a dis
appointment. DeWitt's Little Early
Risers never disappolnt. They
cleanse the system of all poison and
putrid matter and do 1t so gently
that one enjoys the pleasant effects.
They are a tonic to the liver.
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