The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1902-04-12
MR., DOOLEY
ON ELECTION

what was the election fer, an who
won it," asked Hennessey, laying a
newspaper aside.
It's a question: said Mr.. Dooley.
''Th' Home Rockers wanted to run
somevan an they did. At first il SEEM
ed like no wan would run. Ye see, Hin
nissey, tn legislachure might mset agln'
an a man takes his reputaychun in his
hans. Lave us run ye,' says tn Home
Roolers to Dreir, FIR tn las legisla-
chure. Yere a good man, an we've got
tn pride There may be other raysons
why We should run they says, an we
can think thin out FIR yersilf
An he said he'd run, Hinnissey an
the Republicans wint to Harris. 1
won't run he says, there may be
sission. 'Twould be an honor to be a
mimbor iv tn las house without haVin
sat through a sissiOn. But suppose
'they'se an iNtra SESSION. he says 1
mind I'd have to take me seat IWould
be harder than wOrllin' at me job. Mon
dab, MOsSman on pos mortems, good
speech but lackin' the light, airy humor
iv a presidential message. Iuesuah'
Prindergast on probate, tiresome DuL
for quotations interiiCted firm tn re-
marks iv tn first circus coort. We'd
nesdah: Mahoe on tn price iv fish,
lengthy. an full iy dhry political eco
nomy. ThuTsdah, kumalae counts tn
stars i'm tn flag agin his mex Foorth
iv JoOly speech on HaWine statehood,
Interrupted now an thin an mos w tn
time be tn deep, sonorous tones iv En-
melooth removin' Dole, Cooper an Dole.
An SO on. Yen have to get someWan
iIse ~ a family an an homes record
an / rayfuse to Interrupt me sane young
life be toinin tn legislachure now.
But they convinced him, Hinnissey,
that they'll never be a sission. An
while were not maxim pledges, they
SAYS 1T may be- they says, though at
tn same time it may be not they says,
that mex fall they'll be a convinuon
asSin' We to run agin if We win this
| time
An he ran, an so did Dreier.
IT'S QUESTION who won tn ELECTION
! Hinnissey. I met wan iv tn Dole-ray-
movin' Republicans tn day. 'Ye Won
! says, "a glorious victhry.' L did he
| says. Did -. ! don't know. He see ne
says, Hinnissey, we see Misther DOoley
/ he says, I don't know if l ELECTED Har-
/ ris or not. If did l lose me frens, FIR
/ they'se agin Dole, an to me they'll say
/ Why did We do it? Why have We elicit
/ ed a Dole man? Ye're no longer wan iv
us. Whin thligislachure meetes yen
get none iv tn hand outs as We would
! have done if ye'd stayed with us, where
We was befure.'
An then, Hinnissey, he says, But
/ suppose I didn't elicit Harris? Maybe
l didn't So Thin, Hinnissey what iv me
1 Republican frens? I've won a Repub-
lican victhr'y, but with wan iv tn mis-
sionaries ia rather he says nave
kept out iv it, 'Tis a hard wan. Tn
pint is he says to make it clear he
says, to tn world that tn inimies IL
Dole ELECTED his fren.' TIL people mus
be made to See he says, that tn clio
ton iv wan iv tn missionaries is an
other defeat FIR tn hated missionary
an that If we hadn't been so anxious t.
get rid iv Dole we'd niver have voted
FIR his man. 'Tis hard, he says, to ex
( plain, to tn ignorant an thoughtlesi
native, an I'm afraid some iv them viii
think that we did it, or that we didn'
an which Is tn worst 1 don't know
did tn Dole-raymover really win?
asked Hennessey.
HE won,' said Mr.. Dooley "a gr-rea
victh'ry. But he lost tn most valuabl
. defeat he's had chance to get FIR man,
day"