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The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-04-20
MangIed in a
MergenhaIer

In any business the lion usually gets
the hons share.
The Worcester, Mass, man who shout
ed as his train departed that he was go
ing to heaven got off at Hoboken, N. J.
The fellow with the sure consumption
cure is with us again. He was here last
year. too, come to think Of it, but the
undertaker's business goes on at a steady
gait.
Push the out of his name and George
Gould's bank account would be about the
usual size.
Yes, I think would accept the Demo.
cratic nomination for president.-David
B. Hill.
No, Madge, Thunder mountain is not
the place that the thunder comes from.
A Syracuse. N. Y, boy shocked his
parent by buying an outfit Of duck trous-
ers at Sl2 pair. Papa's effort to duck
the bill was, however, not a success.
Paris has a pair Of waltzing elephants.
st. Paul also has Waiting elephants. but
they can't dance.
Adrenalin, the new astringent drug, sells
at $1,000 pound, but nobody buys a
pound.
That Toledo man who bought a. coffin on
credit and refused to pay for it, came
pretty close to committing a grave Of
Tense.
Flying machines are being launched in
q dozen countries. How like progress II
would be if one of them could do a l1rIe
sustained flying.
This is the time of the wear for Won r.
set your (hens) incubators.
Henry Irving once walked fifty miles
over the ties of the Northwestern railroad
TO London. And they are not the ties
which bind him to the public either.
What's in name? Indian Chief Frozen
Face doesn't live in Alaska, but in Ari-
iona.
New Workers are the meanest ever
They are charging that Boston is tough
because its streets are crooked.
AS we figure it out from advance dis
patches, about eight clubs in each of The
oasepaIl leagues are sure Of the pennant.
There Is an interruption in the cable
service between Suakim, Egvpt. and
J1dda, Arabia, but anybody who wants
to use the long-distance telephone ba-
tween st. Paul and Pennington Mimi
can do so as usual.
Illinois town elections indicate that
most male citizens will continue at least
another year taking three fingers" of
the same.
Now that the postoffice building is be-
ing put to use as postal center how
many people are there in town who can
remember when the building was begun {?
What's the use of saying don't be a Jay
to jay bird?
The South African peace talk stin has
a warlike tinge.
The man who turned off the gas is dead
and yet he never dies.
Better eat your oyster. You can't have
1t next month.
A Boston man has compiled a list Of
the fifty best American poems. The man
who is compiling a list of the fifty worst
American poems is buying an arsenal
SO as to be ready for any emergencies
which may arise.
A Montana woman has sued her hus-
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-04-20

band for S21,60 cumulative alimony.
Al1mony in any form is q horrible thing.
but cumulative alimony should be avoid
ed by every man who desires to escape
the bankruptcy court.
E. Percival Baker, magazine writer has
killed himself with chloroform at Los
Angeles, Cal. We don't see how e. Per
cival could have looked in the glass and
seen himself under that name and reach
ed any other conclusion.
The Filipino water cure was certainly
too drastic. To give a bad man good
ducking is all right enough, but the pour
ing of hOgsheadful into his mouth is
carrying cruelty pretty close to the limit.
In Iowa they have kind Of corn which
they call legal tender. Legal tender for
what? Corn juice?
Some Of this meat for which we are pay
ing 80 cents a pound tastes decidedly like
that amount.
At latest accounts, however. Gen. Miles
was still drawing salary in the same old
way.
England should not stop at taxing bread.
1t should do something toward ending
dyspepsia by putting a round assessment
on pie.
A poker-playing hypnotist won $4,000 by
changing the spots on cards If he had
done that in Montana it would have taken
him about five minutes to become a good
lead prospect.
Latest thing in robbers-the umpire.
Referring to a divorce suit a Chicago
hn1
Lead to Versus" The Tribune is con-
sidering whether to discharge him or raise
his salary.
Adversely doesn't even overlook the
horse. Lots of $4,000 colts wind up their
careers by earning their oats drawing a
dray.
The Wisconsin young woman who balk-
ed at the words "for better or worse in
the marriage ceremony might have been
satisfied with "fOr butter and bread
A Chicago man has bought $4,000 car
nation and taken it to Joliet Several
more high-priced flowers" are located
at the same point, but they are under
opaque cover.
Soon flying machines. will be so thick a
tax Will have to be placed on them. And
their owners won't be able to get rid Of
them by going into the air.
Mrs. Juliette Down Blue has been grnEt
ed divorce from her soldier husband
on the ground of cruelty. Prior to her
separation she could have been appro-
priately called Mrs. Black and Blue.
0 lard! 1t seems most of us are not
eating it at all any more, but a sub
stitute composed of s. per cent cotton
seed OIL with beef fat and oleomargarine
making up the other 10 per cent.
That Indiana fellow who saved 1900
pennies in twenty years had many cents
but not much sense.
The spring being sprung on us now has
bird songs and apple blossoms in II,
The war between the butchers and the
beet trust ought to be a meaty meet
1t will not bother the long suffering pub
lie much which of those Republican fac
tons in congress wins. They both deserve
defeat at the hands of the voters and
if they wait around long enough they'll
get it.
Illinois is still diligently hustling for a
leading Republican who Will admit he Is
not a candidate for United States senator.
Jim" Tawney's hatband is a little tight
since the insurgents won the latest Cuban
battle.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-04-20
SUNDAY. APRIL 20, 1902.

If Edward Atkinson is summoned before
a congressional committee and permitted
to tell all he knows of atrocities in the
Philippines he will a tale unfold that will
bring a blush of shame to the face of
everyone Jealous of his country's good
name
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-04-20

President Smith, of the Mormon church,
has given notice of an impending revela-
ton. 1t is dollars to doughnuts the
revelation" will refer to additional taxes
upon the faithful-the money to be used
by the backs of the church for the good
of the cause. 1t may include a paragraph
or two in relation to plural wives, which
the Mormons have been forbidden to
seal the last few years
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-04-20

Now comes the presbytery of New York
and refuses man license to preach be-
cause he doesn't believe Adam was a
flesh and blood gentleman. He didn't last
until they asked him If he believed il
was a real whale that swallowed Jonah.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-04-20
An Overworked Graft.

The pugilists who fight with their
tongues are even noisier and more yoIu-
bic now than they ever were before. And
they are more generally distrusted and
despised now than in any earlier time.
They have been found out They desery-
ed to be exposed long ago.-New York
Tribune.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-04-20

Of course it is denied that Root viii
resign; that has been the rule ever since
Roosevelt became president. When it
isn't denied that some cabinet member
will resign it is denied that some one
has been chosen to fill the vacancy.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-04-20

Russia Joined the agreement to protect
the integrity Of China and as an evidence
of good faith frightened her grip upon
Manchuria.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-04-20

The trust having occupied all the land
has now taken in the ocean and there is
nothing left but the air we breathe How
long that will be free cannot be pre-
dicted.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-04-20

With butter SO cents a pound in New
York and closed saloons on Sunday. the
natives are rapidly reaching that condi
ton Of desperation which presages rev.
olution.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-04-20

The soda water trust threatens to inject
more air into the glass, instead of more
water, as is the trusts custom.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-04-20
washington time q p. M St. Paul..
TO OUR FRIENDS.

Anyone unable to secure a
copy of II Ii e G. IOb on any
railroad train leaving or en-
terinG ST. Paul will confer n
favor on the management by
reporting the fact to the bus
mess office. Telephone, Main
1885.
Subscribers annoyed by IT.
regular or late delivery of
I In G o b will confer a ia
vOr on the management by re-
porting the fact to the business
office. Telephone, Main 1865.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-04-20

Happy the baseball team which has
played one game and mas club record
of 1000
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-04-20

Pension Commissioned Ware has asked
the newspapers to kindly refrain from
printing his poetry until the senate has
confirmed his appointment.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-04-20

President Roosevelt has put an outcurve
on that Miles bounce and it will miss the
mark for some time to come.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-04-20
A LOVERS LYRIC.

do not know when spring will come;
| cannot say how soon
viii rise the wild bees happy hum.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-04-20

The water cure" does not make men
Prohibitionists. But it makes them dead.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-04-20
But It May ne Ditchea

The isthmian canal idea is too big IN
be effectually pigeon holed. wv Washington
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-04-20

The Filipino water cure was certainly
TOO drastic. To give bad man a good
ducking is all right enough, but the Dour-
ing of a hogsheadful into his mouth is
carrying cruelty pretty close to the limit.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-04-20

Illinois is still diligently hustling for a
leading Republican who Will admit he is
not candidate for United States senator.
Jim Tawney's hatband is a little tight
since the insurgents won the latest Cuban
battle.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1902-08-13
Boat Sunk, Nobody Drowned.

Zach Shriver, who lives in the upper
end of town, and who has had charge OF a
"Johnboat," belonging to a couple Of our
well-known spor!smen, during the asst
summer, had a surprise worked on him
one morning last week. When he went
70 take casual look at the boat TO see if
1t was still safe and sound, high and dry
where he had been keeping it, he found,
instead OF boat, the following note
pinned TO a tree to which the craft had
been secule ely locked.
What are you looking for? boat it is
in the Bottom of the River the Inten-
tion was to burne it but wee desided to
put it to the bottom. HoUR lNIMEY.
Zach hasn't dragged the river yet to
ascertain if the boat is really at the bot
tom or not, but may takJ look when
the water clears up a little. However it
is possible his chimney" meant that he
would find il at the bottom OF the river
counting from the source to the mouth
the lower end, as it were.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1902-08-13
Cruise of the "Royal savage.v

The large fllt.boat, 26xl70 feet CON
veying the Pittsburg party of pleasure
seekers mentioned in the REPUBLICAN of
last week, drifted into this port last FRI
day evening, having made the run from
Grunderyiile without special incident or
chor here during the night, and was Wis
tied by many of our citizens, to whom
some OF the party are known. Three
large tents besides a commodious kitchen
and dining room are erected on the spa
cious boat, and if the "pirates," as they
have been called, are not having a right
jolly time aboard "The Royal Savage
which is the name they have christened
their boat-then there are no suakes lef
in these parts. A fine piano, and other
musical instruments are a part Of the out
fit, and several good singers are among
the members, and there is inspiration to
burn, but we didn't notice that they were
burning any. A frst-class chef accom-
paries the boat who manages to forage
flOuEl W httB AhN loihNA oANhNNNt NhA'S
the whole Allegheny is at their service
should any of the party get thirsty. Each
member bears the initials "R. 81 on his
manly bosom, which we suppose meant
that they were the "Real Stuff" although
none Of them said so. Four doctors are
in the party, but they had not had occa-
sion to prescribe anything stronger than
the "real stuff" since they set sail, not
withstanding several medicine chests
packed in ice are kept constantly on hand
ready for instant use. The boat left here
Saturday morning, with the following
good fellows aboard, all in fine condition,
and ifany get into Jail below here we'll
not be responsible, having sieered them
clear of the constables while in this port:
DIR. c. j. Reynolds, DR.. L. r. Walters,
Richard Owen, Il. o. Sutor, A. Il. Seidle.
DR.. J. l.. McCance, c. II. Robinson, Leo.
kaufman, DR.. Roger Williams, }. D..
Miles. Chas. A. Schaeldenbrand, I. ID.
! Harman, and chef and helper.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1902-08-13
Otter Items.

Work il progressing finely under the
management Of the foreman, Mr.. Otto
Rudolph,
Miss Maude Hillard, guest Of Mrs.
Stephen King for the past week, returned
TO her home at Endeavor Saturday. Chat
Hillard was also guest there, Tuesday.
Mrs. Otto Rudolph is anticipating
trip to Ne%town Mills, next week. We
hope she will enjoy her visit.
Miss Ollie Kifler OF Beaver Valley was
the guest of Miss Kate Botzer ON We'd
nesday.
NJ. and Mrs, Ed, Rudolph attended
social ball at Newtown and reported a
pleasant time.
Al. Alabaugh has moved his family
here from Buck Mills and the mansion
on the aquare is no longer vacant.
Rolla Kiiler spent Sabbath with his
parents at Beaver Valley. RIXEY.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1902-08-13

That boy Of yours has been working
all spring and summer. Would
not a course Of instruction in some good
business college he an excellent way for
you TO show yaur appreciation OF his
work ? Besides, it will make him bet
ter business man. He will make use Of
il every day OF his life. Better write to-
day n the Warren Business University,
Penna., for full particulars in
regard to its course of training in conf
mercal branches. 2t
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1902-08-13

law iirm, is at home for a short vacation
with her parents, Mr.. and Mrs. d. W.
Clark.
w. II. Morgan, foreman of the carv-
ing room at the mantel factory, Left last
evening for weeks visit with his fam
lily at Hughsville, Pa.
Miss Myrtle Reid of New Lebanon,
and Miss Elva Mcbride Of Franklin,s sister
and niece respectively of Mrs. A. c. Urey
aie here on visit to her.
-Chas. NJ. Whiteman has disposed of
his mercantile interests at Lily Dale and
will return to Tionesta to live. There's
no place like home, Charlie.
S. L. Church, of Church Hill, Hick-
ory twp, was pleasant caller Thursday.
He gives the same story that all our
farmers tell about the great oats crop this
season.
Miss Ellen Bowman, of East Hickory.
was guest of Miss Helen Smearbaugh
for few hours last Friday while ON her
way home from avisit with relatives at
Tylersburg.
Mrs. David Blum and baby are down
from North Warren visiting relatives.
She was accompanied home by her sister,
Miss Amy Anderson, who has been Wis
iting her couple of months.
MIS-. Frank Trushal of Warren, a
guest of Mrs. l.. Agnew for a couple of
months past, returned home last Friday,
accompanied by Mrs. Agnew who will
visit Warren friends few days.
w. E. witberell of Endeavor, en-
gagged during the past summer in Look
ing after several fleets of timber for
Wheeler & Dusenbury at Logans Ferry,
came home last week for short visit.
e. A. Yetter was down from Marien-
vile Saturday the guest of the editors
far,ily. His daughter, Miss Ellen, who
has been visiting Tionesta friends for the
past three weeks, returned home with
him.
j. f. Proper left on saturday last
for the Pacific coast. From thence he
will take trip to Alaska partly to see
the country and partly to look after some
business matters in that frigid region.
He expects to be gone a couple ofmonths.
L. Agnew was in Piltsburg on bust
ness this week. On the way down and
when leaving the car at Oil City Sunday
evening, the step broke square of letting
Mr.. Agnew, who is a heavy man, down
pretty solid onto the track, but for
tunately causing no injury further than a
severe shaking up.
John Freeman and Will Greaves
came down from Warren in a row boat
Monday arriving here about four o'clock
in the afternoon. Besides having most
delightful outing they picked up string
of light very nice black bass, and didn't
pay much attention to fishing either.
They were guests of j. d. Dayis and DR..
Greaves while here.
Reference to our wedding announce
ments to-day will disclose the happy in
telligence of the marriage ofa very pop
ular young Tionesta couple-Mr. Robert
Fulton and Miss Mildred Horner The
ceremony was solemnizsd at jamestown,
N. Y, on the 7th inst, aud proved quite
happy surprise to the young couples
many friends hereabouts, all OF whom
will join in wishing them very many
years ofprosperous and happy married
liE.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1902-08-13

law firm, is at home for a short vacation
with her parents, Mr.. and Mrs. d. W.
Clark
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1902-08-13
MARRIED.

FULTON-IORNER 90 In jamestown,
n. Y, Aug. I, 1902, Rev. Mr.. KERN, Of
the Episcopal church, officiating, Mr..
Robert a. Fulton and Miss Mildred
j. IIorner, both Of Tionesta.
CARSON-FOREMAN-At the bride.
home Aug. II, 1902, by Rev. II. X.
Steele, Mr.. James Harvey Carson Of
West Hickory, and Miss Lodema Grace
Foreman Of East Hickory.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1902-08-13
New mansyille News.

Mrs Ida McGown had a runawaw ac-
cident breaking the harness aud buggy,
but herself escaping unhurt.
Elmer Walters child got its head bad
ly hurt.
The people about Newmansville have
been harvesting. Elmer Mcmillan has
his oats in shock.
There will be preaching at the New
mansville Lutheran church next Sunday
by Rev. Lucrone. All are invited.
Miss Sadie Kerr ofTylersburg, is vis-
iling her grandparents, Mr.. and Mrs.
Isaac Long.
Mrs. James Mcmillan was in Tionesta
last week calling on many of her old ac-
quaintances and friends.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1902-08-13

Training is everything. The peach
was once a bitter almond. The cauli-
flower is only cabbage with an education.
Train for business. Get thorough
knowledge Of bookkeeping and typewrit-
ing. Warren Business University, War
ren, Penna., is celebrated business
training school. Send to-day for cata-
logue. y
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1902-08-13
Notice TO Contractors.

The Board Of Trustees, First Presby-
terian church, Marienville, Pa, will re-
ceive bids for the erection of a Presby-
terian church at Marienville, Pa. Bids
received until Aug. 18th at noon. BOARD
reserves rights TO reject any or all bids.
d. B. SHIELDS, Pres.
2t b. +. KENDALL, Sec.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1902-08-13
Perfect Ice Cream Powder

Instantly ready for USE recurring only the addition one quart Cold milk hal
cnecner make Fayors Ice Raspberry, Strawberry
n Plain
making
nand
Send c and will mail package the
booklet full valuable
and Ices. Oh Weeks Co, 81 Murray New City,
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1902-08-13
LOCAL AND MISCELLANEOUS.
NEM AnyERTIsEMENTs.

hammers. Ad.
McCuen Co. Ad.
Hopkins. Locals.
Penn'a Rv. Readers.
Prof G. Block. Local.
Heath & Felt. Locals.
Smart & ,ilberberg. Ad.
Edinboro Normal. Local.
Lawrence Paints. Locals.
White Star Grocery. Locals.
Tionesta Cash Store. Ad and locals.
Warren Business University. Locals.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1902-08-13

Stops the Cough and works of the Cold.
Laxative -Quinine Tablets cure q
cold in one day. No cure, no pay. Price
% cents. ll27-ly
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1902-02-04
LAST STRUGGLE.

Maryland Avenue M. E. Church, An.
napols. Md. has had hard struggle 10
save the unfinished Church from being
sold to pay debt OF $4,000 Through
the heroic efforts OF the members who
made great sacrifices. with ouiside help,
the debt has been cancelled The pas OF
ard members Of the Church fee grateful
TO all the determinations 10 Annapolis ioI
help given IN the struggle. An effort Is
now being made to finish the Church. To
help in this present and final struggle a
Bazar will be held in The Assembly
Rooms. March 1871, 1902 All are re-
guessed TO donate somstning fcr This
cause. Donations may BE left wiih the
pastor. 80 Prince George Sweet. George
w Jones. 90 Main Street., or at ire
EVENING CAPITAL Office.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1902-02-04

Mrs. Emmons. wife Of Lieut.. Com
mander Eumons, u s. N. who is visit
ing her aunt, Miss Thornton. Maryland
Avenue. and who has recently returned
from Alaska. gave a very interesting talk
on alaskan Missions" yesterday after
noon before the Woman's Foreign Mis-
slonary Society Of the First Presbyterian
Church. who held their regular monthly
meeting at Miss Thornton's Mrs. En-
mons IS good talker and her remarks
on the work among the Indians in Alaska
was highly interesting. After the meet
ing chocolate and waters we're served.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1902-02-04

The following letters remain uncalled
COR in the Annapolis postoffice. hersons
claiming them should mention they were
advertised in the CAPITAL Gentlemen's
List-Mr. Frank Cobb. John N. Fergu-
son, Mr.. David Griffin, Mr.. Chas. Ham
ilton, Mr.. b. L. Turner, MI. Thomas
WEIGH. Ladies List--Mrs. M. ]. Allen,
Miss Mary Ash. Mrs. Rosie Z. Reese,
Mrs. George T. Smith. Foreign Senior
Targen Andersen, Seavarshol Soksigss-
kolen. Neu Radu Vinstrogovic, Suvven
Kool Zuinin.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1902-02-04
How This ?

We offer One Hundred Dollars Re-
ward for any case of Catarrh that cam
not be cured by Halls Catarrh Cure.
FL. CI1ENNY u CO., Toledo, o.
We. the undersigned, have known +.
J. Cheney for the last 10 years, aud be-
lisve him perfectly honorable in all bust
ness transactions and financially able to
carry out any obligations made ~ their
frm.
WEST u TRAUx, Wholesale DruRgists,
Toledo. o. WALDING, KINNAN d
MARVIN Wholesale Druggists, Toledo,
q.
Halls Catarrh Cure le taken internal
ly, acting directly upon The blood and
mucous surfaces Of the system. Price
75c. per bottle. Sold by all druggists.
Testimonials tree
Halls Family Pills are the best.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1902-02-04
Pablo ROnani. /"

Alden Benedici's FAbino Romani
which will be presented at the Opera
House Friday night is one Of the strong
est and best acted plays now travelling.
Walter Lawrence is an agreeable. as well
as a talented actor. and this p ay has two
characters which are well suited TO his
style and range The scenery is brilliant
and effective. especially the Bay OF
Naples and eruption Of Mt. Vesuvius.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1902-02-04

The "honor roll for January at School
No. 9, District 2, (Eastportl is as fol-
lows: Grade V-Richard Schultz, Her
bert Mayo. Grade Nv. A--Ru h Ham
maros, Martha Schulz. Jessie Smith, Eva
Griscom, Sallie Sears, William Smith.
Myrtle Kelly. Kate Carlson. Grade w.
b Benjamin Branzell, Arthur Christian
sen, Mabel Britton Grade Ill Charles
eta Stewart, Roberta Wood, Walton
Holiday. Charles Kelly, Ruth Crutchly,
Matte Segelken. Grade II--H. Schulz,
Dora Heller. Harvey Norris, Benjamin
Britton. Lester Dean. Grade l--Lorvis
Schulz, Bernard Engelke, Matte Stew
ems, Wells Ford.