West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1902-06-12
SOME ARIZONA K|CKlETS.
A Few strictly Personal Paragraphs
called From a Great Famil,
Newspaper.

re" N'TiSuy ferSohut Paragraphs
called From Great Famil,
Newspaper.
All signs point to the fact that this is
COINS to be a great season ia Arizona Tor
foois and huckleberries.
They have organized vigilance com.
mi,tcc at Blue Hill and are waiting for the
right party to come along and take his
ticket from that point
IL was discovered the other day that the
| coroner at Lone Jack had entered all his
inquests for the last two years under the
name OF Johnson. The idea was to save
himself trouble. but the Johnson family
viii never be able to get untangied.
Old Jim iicwson eot on spice the ether
day aud squared of at a wildcat chained
up In the rear of the Red Horse saloon.
The tor flew. but 1t was all Inns fur aud
he will be applying salves for six weeks
to come.
This town has already begun subscrib.
ing to a Fourth Of July fund. and when the
glorious day arrives she will stand on her
hind legs and yell Tor liberty In way to
shake every mountain in the Territory.
Our only sorrow as people is that we
we're not drowned IN onr own blood ~
Bunker Hill
rhey are in fussw h the schooi.teachcr
over al Wolf Creek because she wont per.
mt her pupils TO spell or pronounce IL
"hoss.' It's 'hoss' town. composed OF
'hoss' people. and the teacher should TALL
INTO line II she wants to keep her job.
Our esteemed contemporary announces
that as he wa kcd abroad the other moon.
light night and the shadow Of a mighty
mountain lay before him he had solemn
thoughts. To do him sticc We belve he
did and we believe he had cm in his coat
tai pocket.
The only doctor at Red Bend who could
Ind patents pu'se except by accident
was obliged to pack up the other day be.
cause the quacks had killed of everybody
who could afford to pay bill
We must apologize to George Hopson of
the Bon Ton poker parlors. He did not
murder his wife while living In New Mex.
leo. as we stated last week. but broke his
brothers neck while dwelling in Uiah
We sometimes sct things mixed up but
give us time, and wc will hii the truth
plump in the head
Major Harper came over from Paradise
rats so gaily the Other DAY to boast on
ihc street thar he meant TO pull our n SO
aud make us eat OF the soil Of The earth
We set u aud hunted him up. and the
way the redacaded son of a cannon did
lay down was wonderful He was simply
mistaken in himself. lie thought he was
all fight whereas he proved TO be all brsg.
An eastern man named Climber came
out here in March TO hunt the grizzly bear
in his lar aud make him afraid but as all
track Of the rimrod has been lost for four
weeks past il is only rcasonable TO infer
that hc is now resident OF happier land
than this The grizzly always insists on
sharing hall the fun aud expenses.
AZ mayor OF this town we feel tliat we
ought to wear high hat and carry cane.
but as Jim He llso we don't want to hurt
anybodys feelings. As compromise we
have bought pair of red suspenders to
wear over our blue woolen shirt and we
hope that all hands around will be satished
We always seek TO do the right thing In
all cases
Someone over in Utah who signs himself
Bloody BiIi" warns us that he will soon be
here to shoot MS out OF this land into
snoiher. -. doesn't state the cause OF
enlargement and we shall not worry him
by inquiring for details. II Is enough 10
say that we will have tub OF hot water
ready for him to wash the stains away
when he shows up.
Joe Howard. a cowboy on rig -Four ranch
says lie counted os7 rafdeanakcs on an
acre Of ground one day last week Mr.
Howard was wearing two guns at the time
he told this story and we had an lnstinc
tive feeling that lic would shoot with both
of them al once Il his figures were qucs
toned There is q time for all things IN
Arizona.
From aud after this date the postofce
at Givesdam Gulch will. be open every day
in the year and every hour in the twenty.
four II we are asleep. please pound on
the door With cobbiesfone. Per contra.
the man who fires his gun through tic
general delivery window had better lork
out for squalls
IL is carly in the game but we continue
To announce our candidacy Tor the next
presidency. We cont hardly cxpeci TO
get IL. hut IN the general scramble We shall
hope 20 pick up something paying A. least
ss.ooo 4 wear. Out ~ this country the only
thing you ever get without asking for u is
bullet
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