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The Appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn. ;) 1889-19??, 1902-06-07
A PING-PONG PARODY.

cannot ping the old pongs.
I pung SIX months ago.
For Tendosynovitis has .
Overwhelmed me with its woe, -. Z
To serve all cannot, and it fills me with such
pain
Il cannot ping the old .ponss,
Perhaps may not ping again.
/ cannot ping the old pongs
But visions come again
OF bisque balls swiftly .fyiES,
OF friends almost insane. u
Who, when these earthly letters shall have set
their spirits free, .zs
VIII sit on the clouds ping pongiag to all
eternity IS 80 w rs
New york Commercial Advertiser
The Appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn. ;) 1889-19??, 1902-06-07
Not the Only One.

Not the Only One.
4 There. something wrong with this bonn
net, = SAID Mrs. De Style. as she announced
neTseh ready for the theater 'Pshaw'
isn't it provoking Il makes my heah
tired. . S.
s .CcnscJe yourself replied her husband.
1T cant possibly make your head as tired
~ It Will make the neck Of the poor fellow
rho happens to Sit behind ilade1phia
Press.
The Appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn. ;) 1889-19??, 1902-06-07

Museum Manager-Where,s the living skele-
tor? It's his turn to go on.
Mile. Fatema-He lost his balance while
Washing his hanss at the sink a. moment ago
ind slipped down the waste pipe. Chicago
The Appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn. ;) 1889-19??, 1902-06-07

the Heroes
With Fowers-Entire Country Joins in the
o Dead.

Tribute to the Dead.

AT omat man h eH fl nd the vice Gen Luke Wrgtof :
in
. them from from h Incl wi naH ataders sadmnita .
= are la night m is Q I home Here an there c ~ o t our t
. but taken the IS STANDARD ut al houmy has vreenTh .
great work the Q
land b endaAu honro Ahnnnd shame
Du =
The Appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn. ;) 1889-19??, 1902-06-07

The Court Recognized the Charm.
When Lord Chief Justice Holt presided in the
court of kings bench, poor, decrepid old
creature was brought before him. charged
a criminal whom the full severity Of the
law ought to lie visited with exemplary eff
feet. . .. ..-a-- =. ..
What is her crime?' asked his lordship.
''Witcfrcraft.:'
How is it proved 2"
.'she has powerful SPELL c...r- -
Let me see it, ~
The spell was handed to the bench. 1t ap-
peared small ball OF various!y- coored Tags
of silk, bound with threads OF many hues.
These were unwound and unfolded, until there.
appeared scrap of parchment, which were.
written certain characters now nearly illegible
from much use. '.' "a s-@.-~. .. ~. a.-.-
| The judge, after looking at this paper charm
a few minutes, addressed himself to the terri
fed prisoner. Prisoner, how came by
this % ! ~ 81 = TESf Il: {. III. 9- -
"A young gentleman. my lord. gave 1t tonne
to cure my child's ague." .- r.
How long since? g. la ~ a.s.s.s.7- -. -
Thirty years, my lord" 49, - - ~
"And did it cure her?" sgzfss ggsss-s +. -. a..
"Oh yes, and many Others
The Judge paus ed few moments and then
addressed himself to the jury. 'Gentlemen Of
the jury, thirty years ago and some COM
panions, as thoughtless as myself, went to this
Nomans dwelling, then a public house, and,
after enjoying ourselves, found we had
means to discharge the reckoning Observing
a child i'll Of an ague. pretended had spell
on a scrap Of parchment and was discharged
Of the demand Of me by the gratitude of the
poor woman before us, for the supposed bene-
- Z 4.r e..
The Appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn. ;) 1889-19??, 1902-06-07
MINNEAPOLIS. MINI. sATURDAYJUNE q 100

scends in Importance all the coronations
hat have taken place in hundreds OF
years. In the perspective of history the
gorgeous ceremonial in the greatest
church edtfice In the British empire will
be characterized in few sentences, while
for the other glowing pages and fervi0
chapters must be set apart. In these two
events medievalish and modernism, the
order that is to be and the order that is
ultimately to pass away, meet face to
face How petty the GROWING of a king
by one nation when contrasted with the
unselfsh creation Of a new nationa, full
equipped for the battle, by another onei
In the one we have hollow display dis
play of imperial pretense! in the other q
great epic Of democratic fraternity Still
deep, human interest attaches to the
revival, if but for day, of these ancient
rites in the splendid setting of the noble
abbey, which is one of the glories of the
world. Down to us them come laden
with the perfume Of the centuries OBJ
served Of kings Of many changing dynas-
ties, blessed Of prelates Of the old faith
and of the new. Rome gave them early
conservation. 81 Prot estanism has perpet-
uated them as the ark of the royal cove
nant BE thou anointed with holy oil
as kings, priests and prophets were an
ointed. Blessed art thou and consecrated
king over this people, whom the Lord thy
God hath given thee to rule and govern:
In the name of the Father, the Son and
the Holy Ghost Amen" This Solemn
invocation Is as CID as Magma Charta
To it the proud barons that confr led
their stubborn king at Runneymede said
"amen,'' as win this month respond the
mighty assembly Of England's nobility
arrayed in all the magnificent insignia OF
their various orders At the same mo-
ment, in iresplendent robes of royal pur-
s>11 \ <,s+
chair Of the first king of the name, the
regal seat containing the Hateful stone,''
or "Stone of Destiny" of which that
monarch plundered the Scottish people at
he Abbey of Scone. Exactly GOO years
ago it was used in the coronation Of an
English king, Edward II. The coronation
crown pressed the brow of Charles IL in
1911, while some of the vestments to be
worn by the higher ecclesastics are far
The Appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn. ;) 1889-19??, 1902-06-07

II u Ew YORK, May 31-Fror
IA monarchial point of view, the
IN most important event in this
second year of the new century
u will be the coronation Of Edward
The Appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn. ;) 1889-19??, 1902-06-07

"a MONG the giant Grenadiers of
Frederick William Of Prussia
was certain Keller, seven
foot Hercules. who, having had
the EisfOrtune to lose one of
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1902-01-31
POPULAR SCIENCE.

The sun Is travelling at forty miles q
second, about 10000 times as fast as
I'M express train.
The comet Of 1913 was the only one
during the last century which could be
seen in broad daylight
The solor orb would appear blue to
anybody who should view 1t outside Of
this planets atmosphere.
The shadow of the moon which falls
on the earth during an eclipse of the
sun is usually about fifty miles In d.
ameter.
The moon enjoys 3541a hours Of sun
light at time and then an equal
amount of darkness, making her day
equal to 20.6s of our day.
1t Is a law Of science that sound can
not travel through vacuum. The
sound waves require the atmospheric
conditions for their vibration.
Stars seem to rise and set. like the
sun. on account of the enrth's revolu-
lion on her axis. They seem TO rise
four minutes earlicr every night. on
account of the earth's revolution in her
orbit
PoIaris is triple star. The bright
star the North stnr-moycs about tile
center of mass itself and dark com
panion star in dnys. % hours and ~
minutes. These two stars also move
slowly around another dark star In o
long period.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1902-01-31

EEREDI
5dical ecience Paying
Much skkenki0n 10
tlsI6 cpusgo.

ssofsila cones IN fse blood You
~ have fnhesifei II nom your pr
sfi,5 YOU have no right 10 transmit
& Il - y6af children. There isan nbso-
lite care for Il YAGER,S SARSA-
k3StL1.A WITH CELERY.
Sgs wish itwere possible 20 say this,
80 strongly that every human being
cciiia realize the tremendous import
aSycs ofit, for almost .eycry individual
has 4his latent poisonin lhsTeins. It's
alarming fatality is not realized, be-
carse consumption and other diseases
are reported as the causes of death,
many Of which are the direct result
Of scrofuia.
vAGER'S SARSAPARILLAWITH
CELERY is q positive cure for scro-
fnla, scroflIous sores, and all scrofu-
1ous diseases. 1t purifes, enriches
and vitalizes the blood. It expels the
poison. It puts each and every part
OF the body in perfect working condi-
ton, and effects its cure by perfectly
pure and harmless drugs.
II you have the slightest tendency
to scrofula, get bottle of YAGER'S
SARSAPARILLA and expcl the poi
son from your system az 0nle. The
cost is sligllt-aiy druggist will sup
ply you with good sized bottle for
90 cts. Take no substitute. There
Is nothing that takes the place OF
YAGER'S SARSAPARILLA. Made
by Gilbert Bros. & CO.. Baltimore, Md
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1902-01-31
LADIES AT DINNER.
From the Position of Carver TO the
Principal, seat.

Txom the Position OF Carver to the
Principal, Seat.
The presence Of ladies' at dinner was
brought about by necessity more than
by the gallantry due TO their sex.
Servers and henchmen were superseded
by lady carvers, who worked Mt side
table. In Eiizabethan times at private
dinners it became usual to place the
principal joints and grand pieces ut
the upper end OF the table. above the
salt, so the chief guests could see the
Joints and secure choice helpings. We
have something Of this kind in the hab-
ii which prevails at restaurants Of first
showing the game, poultry, etc, to the
diners before carving. The place which
came to the fair sex from necessity was
soon clainled by them US their right.
and they passed from the mental posi-
ton OF carver to the occupiers of the
principal seat The lady had helpers
who deemed It an honor TO serve her
In their turn.
In this duty of semiprofessional carv-
er Hes one of the first causes Of the
paper frllls for legs OF mutton. etc, for
twas used in every case where the OPP
orator had to grasp some tangible part
OF the Joint with tile left hand. In 1853
q grand dame suggested that 1t would
appear "more comely and decent to use
fork this in spite of existing pref
ndices
1t was ut this time, too. that travellers
from Holland introduced into England
the fashion OF seating men and women
alternately. the adoption of which put
an end to lady carvers. Then the au-
thor OF 1.-THE Cooks Oracle" suggested
that joints and urge birds should be
carved before they came to table. thus
Starting the now prevailing fashion Of
carving at the side table.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1902-01-31
rh. Hand In Health.

Let us shake hands with n man. and
we will tell you something about his
health. The firm. hearty handshake Of
a sincere man may he rather i,pugh. 40
that one Is tausht he las grip. but II
indicates stamina. While dcnoting alb.
sence of tact and refinement. 1t points
10 physical strength The habby hand
that returns no pressure belongs 10 the
person who las no great strength of
body or mind. The quick. nervous
mndshake of an excltabie. nervous
temperament. and It's opposite. the
ncrveless. passive one. belong 10 per.
sons in III health. The hand that
threatens to collapse or give means
fear. The feel OF the hand called mag.
netic indicates health and Kindness aud
desire 10 help others. In many ways
we may decide character by the hand
MS well as by the brain. London Doc
fou "
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1902-01-31
Brain Food Nonsense.

Observation-Disclosures food fad has been
branded by the most competent au-
thorities. They have dispelled the
silly notion that one kind of food is
needed for brain, another for muscles,
and still another for bones. A correct
part Of the body, but il viii sustain
every other part Of the body. Yet,
however good your food may be, its
nutriment is destroyed by indigestion
or dyspepsia. You must prepare for
theh appearance or prevent their COM
ing by taking regular doses Of Green's
August Flower, the fayorite medicine
Of the healthy millions. A few doses
aids dige stiun. stimulates the liver Il
healthy action. purities the blood, and
makes you feel bouyant and vigorous.
You can get DR.. q. g. Green's reliable
remedi,s at G. @. Stones. Get Green's
Special Almanac. l3.ly.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1902-01-31
Amnltr netreen norre..

When the Duke of Wellington was
fghting in Spain. there were two
horses which had always drawn the
same gun. side by side. in many bat.
ties. Al last one was killed. aud the
other. on having his food brought as
usual. refused to eat. but turned his
head around TO look for his old friend.
and Weighed many times us II TO call
him. All. care was in vain There, were
other horses near him. but he would
moi notice them. and he soon after
ward died. not having once tasted food
since his FORMER companion was kill
'ed.-Our Dumb Animals.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1902-01-31
c,fted with M Fatnl Dover.

Some months ago the father of a
young man who had recently entered
the married state had occasion to dis
patch his faithful but somewhat out
spoken old servant to his sons resi-
denee.
When he returned eager to learn the
old mans opinion OF the lady. he asked:
We'll, you saw the bride. ThomasT
aYigh: Aw seed her.
"she's very rich lady. Thomas"
''Yigh: SO she is, Awe yerd"
eWell. then. what's your own private
opinion. Thomas. eh:"
Jaw think she's reyt bonny wench
to tawk to as weel us bein' rich and
oliver. but. maisther, " beauty's sin
she wain't ha' that to onswer fur!''-
London Spare Moments.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1902-01-31
Pacific Coast without Change.

Innew Pullman Ordinary sleepers,
wide yestIbuled and with every mod.
ern convenience, In charge of compe-
tent agent from Cincinnati and Chica-
10 vim louisville, New Orleans, Hous-
ton. san Antonio, FL Pasu and Los
Anpeies to San francisco. Rates.f0r
berfhs less than half OF cnStin regular
sleeners. For free descriptive matter
and fun particulars, address Il A
Richter. Tray. Pass. Agent. Illinois
Central Railroad, Sl2 Park Building,
Pittsburgh, Pa. l-tf.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1902-01-31
proauct Of the cloye Tree.

The limbs of the Glove tree being
very brittle. a peculiar four sided lad
der Is used. AS fast as the buds are
collected they are spread in the sun
until they assume brownish color,
when they are put into the storehouse
ready for market. A ten-year-old plan-
tation should produce twenty pounds
OF cloves 10 a tree. Trees OF twenty
years frequently produce upward Of
100 pounds each.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1902-01-31
an. Rennrd.

aYon remember BIngley. who bought
ahouse on each side of his own dwell
Ing so be could choose his own neighs
bors?.
Eyes. What of himi"
swell. he fitted up those houses ele-
gantly and rented them to FIRST class
tenants. and they won't associate with
him ut all because he's merely land
Chicago Tribune.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1902-01-31
Whyf

Tommy-Pop. was lob doctor3
Tonmy's Pop-Eot that have ever
heard. my sou.
Tommy-Then why does the Bible
have so much to say about the patients
OF Job?-Phlladelphi Record.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1902-01-31

H.T. McIntypre, ST. Paul, Mimi.
who has been troubled with disord
cred stomach, says, chamberlain
Stomach and Liver Tablets do me
more good than anything I have ever
taken. For sale by Geo. C. Stone,
druggist. I'm.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1902-01-31

Bamboo pens hayebeen used In India
forever 100 years They are made like
the ordinary gull. pen and, for few
hours. writing are said to be very serv.
iceable.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1902-01-31
wan street Method..

City Nephew-where is uncle this
morning?
His Aunt-He's out in the barn wa
tering the stock.
City Nephew-l'll go out and help
him. ] learned all about that In the
brokers' office where ! work. - New
YORK Herald.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1902-01-31

Happy Hogan = Say. Birdie. didn't
yer never have yer picture taken?
Birdie BlinAs-Plctur nothln,.
Happy Hogan-Never have de price7
Birdie Bllnks-C Course had de price,
but never had de nerve.-Judge.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1902-01-31
Thr vuluerabIe Point,

Percy-I've made Pauline sorry that
she threw me over.
Guy-In what way7
Percy-why. I'm attentive now to q
girl tive years younger than she is.-
Detroit Free Press,
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1902-01-31

TO THE pEAF-A rich lady, cur
ed OF her Deafness and Noises IN the
Head by DR.. Nicholson,S Artificial Ear
Drums, gave 25.oOO dollars to ms rs IN n
procure the Ear Drnms may have them
free. Address, THE NICHOLSON IN
srlTuTE, $50, Eighth Avenue. New
York. 24-1y.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1902-01-31
why She compIalns.

''sbe finds fault with her busband'a
,eaalry. the, say"
''Yes; she says 1t isn't like her father
used TO maze. Philadelphia Bulletin
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1902-01-31

When you.want any thing in the job
line, remember the Telegram once is
headquarters for all fine work.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1902-01-31
New CenIury Colnfort.

Millions are daily finding world of
comfort in BucklenisArnica Salve. 1t
kills pains from burns, scalds, cuts,
bruises: conquers ulcers, and fever
sores; eruptions, salt rheum, boils and
felons; removes corns and warts. Best
pile cure on earth. Only % cents at
G. c. stones drug store. elm.
Ytu wIlltind the largest and best
.colitct;sf of woolens fof spring and
arm suits at The Clarksburg Tail.
Ia 81 Co.s. 1911
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1902-01-31

Young's Headache Powders are
harmless and produce no bad effects,
Octs. stf
The daily sentinel., 1902-07-02
Observation Cars.

The Colorado Midland trains now in
clude handsome Pullman observa Cion
cars, such as are used on all eastern
roads. The observation rooms are six
teen feet long and nearly ten feet wide,
and outside this is a platform nearly
three feet wide The door to the plat
form is not in the center of the car. az
usual, but to the side, thus providing an
immense heavy plate glass window per
mittipg an unobstructed view. The
side windows are also OF extra sizs, max
ing great deal more light than usual in
the Car, and carrying out the idea Of an
observation car most excellen tly.
The daily sentinel., 1902-07-02
Notice for Bids.

Bids will be received by the directors
OF School District No. One up to and in
cluding July 5, 1902, for the following
work:
l. For painting all of the woodwork
on the outside and inside OF the high
school building, and the roof and cornice
OF the High School building and the
cornice of the Lowell school building
and calcimining each OF the halls and
each OF the rooms OF the High School
building
2. For putting in a new stairway in
the high school building and building
new platforms at the south and west
entrances of the high school building
and to wainscoat the west entrance to
the Lowell building; all work to be COM
pleted by August L.
3. To build the walls OF the boiler
house from the stone work as now con-
structed up to point two feet above the
ground, put on substantial floor, and
build building above the boiler house
for closets and put in all the necessary
plum bing for the same and connect the
same with the sewer in direct line
south to the alley between Main and
Rood streets, the closets to be supplied
with automatic flushing, not less than II
bowls on each side and IL urinals on one
side. The floor to be double thickness
with building paper between and the
partitions to be dead wall. All work to
be completed on or before September l.,
1902.
Bids will be received for the entire
work, or separate bids will be received
for each of the above numbers. Bids on
painting and kalsomining, desired on
both first and second coat work.
w. A. Marsh, Secretary.
The daily sentinel., 1902-07-02
The Sure Way

to prevent Pneumonia and Consumption is
to cure your cold when it first appears
Acker's English Remedy will stop the cough
in a night and drive the cold out of your
system, Always quick and sure cure for
Asthma, Bronchitis and all Throat and Lung
Troubles. If it does not satisfy you the
druggist will refund your money. Write to
us for free sample. w. II. Hooker IL Co.,
Buffalo, N. Y. For sale at the Red Cross
Pharmacy.
The daily sentinel., 1902-07-02
Indigestion

is the cause of more discomfort than any
other ailment. If you eat the things that
you want, aud that are good for you, you
are distressed. Acker's Dyspepsia Tablets
will make your digestion perfect and pre-
vent dyspepsia and its attendant disagree
able symptoms. You can safely eat any
thing at any time If you take one of these
Tablets afterward. Sold by all druggists
under positive guarantee. 25c. Money
refunded if you are not satisfied. Send to
us for free sample. w. II. Hooker IL Co.,
Buffalo, N. Y
The daily sentinel., 1902-07-02

If the stomach, liver and bowels fail to
perform their functions regularly and nat
urally, the blood becomes contaminated
with impurities and the whole system is in
consequence debilitated. Herbine is re-
markable for its efficacy in curing the all
monts of summer and the disorders preva-
lent during hot weather, Price Soc, For
sale at Haskell's Pharmacy.
The daily sentinel., 1902-07-02

Sick Headache absolutely and permanent
ly cured by using Moki Tea. A pleasant
herb drink. Cures Constipation and Indi-
gestlon; makes you eat, sleep, work and
happy. Satisfaction guaranteed or money
back. 25c and SOC. Write to w. II. Hook
er e. Co., Buffalo, N. Y, for free sample.
The daily sentinel., 1902-07-02
Meeting BYPU, Providence, R. |

The Nickel Plate road will sell tickets
July Z. s, 8. at one fare for round trip,
with stopover at Niagara Falls and Cha
taqua Lake il desired; also via New York
City il preferred. For sleeping car ac
comodations call at city ticket Office Ill
Adams street or address John Y. Gala
han, general agent, Chicago.
The daily sentinel., 1902-07-02

Children often cry, not from pain; but
from hunger, although fed abundantly
The trouble arises from inanition; their
food is not assimilated, but devoured by
worms. few doses of Whites Cream
Vermifuge will destroy the worms, when.the
children will begin to thrive at once. Price
25c. For sale at Haskell's Pharmacy.
The daily sentinel., 1902-07-02
Cheap Rates to New England.

One fare via Nickel Plate road to Pro-
vidence, r l. and return, July 7, 8. 8;
final limit returning August Is. Three
trains daily, with first class modern
equipment. Meals in dining cars at
reasonable price. Going and returning
via New York, il desired. Write John
Y. Callahan, general agent, Ill Adams
street hcaQo for particulars.
The daily sentinel., 1902-07-02
Notice

/ find the experiment Of closing my
store, with the amount OF perisha ble
goods kept constantly on hand, very un-
satisfactory. have decided to remain
open during the summer months until
more suitable hours.
Respectfully yours for business,
The Progress.'
Geo. Lander.
The daily sentinel., 1902-07-02

If you are troubled with impure blood, in
dicated by sores, pimples, headache, ETC.,
we would recommend Acker's Blood Elixir,
which we sell under a positive guarantee.
1t will always cure Scrofulous or Syphilitic
poisons and all blood diseases. SOC and 81.
For sale at the Red Cross Pharmacy.
The daily sentinel., 1902-07-02
Cheap Rates to New England.

S1S. 80 to Providsdce. r. L., and re-
turn via Nickel Plate road, July 7, 8, 9.
Particulars at city ticket ONCE, Ill
Adams street, Chicago and Union ticket
office, Auditorium Annex. Write John
Y. Callahan, general agent. Chicago.
The daily sentinel., 1902-07-02
Acker's Dyspepsia Tablets

cure Dyspepsia and all disorders arising
from Indigestion. Endorsed by physicians
everywhere. Sold by all druggists. No
cure, no pay. 25c. Trial package free by
writing to W. H. Hooker & Co., Buffalo, N.
Y. For Sale at The Red Cross Pharmacy.
The daily sentinel., 1902-07-02
Low Rate Eastern Excursions.

On July to inclusive. the Nickel
Plate road will sell tickets at one fare
for round "trip to Portland, Me-. and re
turn, with final return limit August 10.
Particulars at city ticket Office, Ill
Adams street, Chicago.