Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-10-11

Strappes Five pounds for bonnet!
Madam it is q crimei Mrs Swell,
the crime will be on my own head
Glasgow Evening Times.
DO you belong 10 the Law and Order
Society"
Yes, sir; anybcdy you want Iynched:'
Atlanta Constitution.
"Why, Harold, I'm surprised! You
should wait until the blessing ia asked. 4"
II did ask mine" lyon did," Eyes;
and God said, Go ahead" Life.
Mrs Bickerine They all told me when
married You that you were a fool, and
now | find that it is truei pickering
(grmly)--I agree with you. / was
San Francisco Bulletin.
4 Wise Kid.--First Small Boy-Did
you throw any old shoes after your
sister when She got married. Second
Small Boy--NOt much! / threw all my
mothers slippers, Philadelphia Record
What do | think Of the signal scrv-
icct" repeated Uncle Billy Barlow. in re
ply to a query. well. ! think that q
weather prediction, well stuck 10. in as
good as the truth. rittsburg Chronicle
Telegraph.
Magistrate Now. I'll let you Of this
time, but it must bc lesson for you not
to he in bad company again. Prisoner
Gee whizz. it amt my fault that I'm
here; the CO.'S made me come,-iAila-
dclphia Record,
Magistrate--Did | understand lon 10
say that the parties used high words?
Witncss-Nes, your worship: their
voices were unusually high, and their
language was extremely low Glasgow
Evening times
At 81 Visit.-"Yes. the doctor has
put me on the strictest kind Of diet"
Indeed. What is it?' well. be sgys
/ mus Mt eat anything | don't like, and
not any more than | want Of what do"
Baltimore News.
Another Shock. Brown understand
the German Emperor says he viii never
consent to his son entering into NOR
ganatic marriage. Jones--Grrlt Scott,
man, Has Morgan got a corner on royal
engagements, too?-Yonkers Herald.
Following the Lead The American.
i2atOn of the English nation il com
plcte." why sof' Thcy have APP
pointed commission to investigate the
actions Of their heroes in their last
year Cincinnati Commercial Tribune
The Real Thing.-"Are you real In
diam asked the investigating youth of
one of the painted Indians who accom-
panied Buffalo Bills Wild West Show
sure" replied the Indian: II was born
an raised in Indianapolis, Indiana.
Elk.
Witncss-Yis, Oi had three more whis-
kies at Casey's place. Lawyer-And
that made you drunk. You admit thai,
OF course, Witness-Ofll not swear to
ii, Oi dunno was Oi drunk or sober,
fur Oi don't raymimber anything after
thot.-Phiadelphi Record.
Father said II Harlem school bog,
what is call money that the ncwspa-
pers are saying so much about
1T Is that money, my son. was the
answer, that the banks loan to man,
and that they want back Immediately #
he needs it, and don't want back if he
don't need it,"
Mame-My steady blew me off ter sup
per at n regular RESTRAINT last night.
Mag-Say. they tell me he's real refined.
Name wat! When he poured
his coffee out in is saucer ter cool it,
he didn't blow il like some guys would,
bur jist famed it wild is Parama.-
Philadelphia Press.
Il am happy to tell you. madam" said
the lawyer to The wife of the railway
accidents victim. that your husband can
recover
"Oh, doctor | am so thankfu--"
Madam. | am Il lawyer, not Il doctor.
and | have reference to damages, not
health. He of course, cannot live
Houston Post.
II was at fashionable boarding house,
and they had calves brains for lunch
She spoke to the gentleman next to
Mr.. Domo?"
II always try to feel content with what
| have, madam"
There is time to laugh. even in a
fashionable boarding house.-Tit- Bits.
Ilushand-What's wrong with that
house we looked Mt yesterday?
Wife-lt's too big.
Husband-Well, the one we visited to-
day. then?
Wife-It's too small.
Hushand-Say, what sort of n house
do YOU want
Wife Sir! do not propose 20 commit
myself.-Boston Post.
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Strait of CanSo to be Bridged
The Strait of Canso, between CAPE
Breton and the mainland of Nova Scotia
is TO be bridged. The task is an i'm
mense one, involving great engineering
difficulties. and the outlay is about So
100000. The bridge will be a can't
lever, with Il span of 1900 feet, the
longest in the world.
History of the Stars and Stripes.
+. ID. Harrison of Manchester. y. H.,
has been for three years gathering data
for history of the Stars and Stripes
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