New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1902-04-05
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

gam" Hague who first introduced real negroes
as Ministries in Europe. died short time ago IN
England While running a saloon IN Syracuse
\ Y. some thirty-hve years ago. he conceived the
idea of taking q company Of negroes abroad lie
d,a ca and ''Hague's Slave Troupe made ire
rnendous hit He picked up all the members IL.
Syracuse and neighborhood- but none kne" the on
ference across the water. Hague became "eaLlhy'
but was worth little nothing at the time OF his
death.
Terrible Possibilities Of the Latest Craze-House-
81 hI,rriedlv)-Oh II you please. mum.
YOU know when you allowed COOK 10 20 oIu JUS
a ap M,b ,or at ng poorly,
Mistresss6 very poorly? Good gracious. Jane.
wei you know mum. told her to , do them m
hantarn's eggs for masters tea ana sne uSi's w
boil the ping pong balls!
A Young woman clerk at the courthouse was
asked 70 report for The Wellington (Kan) Mall
a wedding that was to take place in the office OF
the probate judge. Here is her journalistic achieve
ment-otherwise not even the names pelhS gwen
THE bride was sixteen years old. wore short
dress and black kid shoes, black dress. red choker
hue velvet hat with plumes arranged to give a
wing effect, crown fiat and white rosette in front
The groom tall. gawky and light complicated
wore a blue necktic striped trousers. dark blue
barred coat standing collar. black shoes laced
upside down. with strings trailing"
Old black Kate had been absent from the Park
sick husband, Herbert Spencer looking individual
1 WhGm she T TfTea cameo 0 any more ia'af 's
''t one evening Mr. Parker to how the sick
man was getting along.
The unexpected sight of streamers of woe on the
self opened the door he blunderingly asked:
How is Mr.. Tilman, kate?"
Kate. always serious. was solemnty personified
she answered: -,,,
Mr.. Tman. sir, is laid out'-(Linda g Iuilochr
in Lippincotts Magazine.
During my stay in the City of Mexico" says
Philadelphia man. Il went out one Sunday to see
bullfght It's the proper thing to do you know
All the American tourists go. Seated very
me in the raised benches OF the amphitheatre
was a Germantown woman. whom I know by
sight as an enthusiastic member Of the Society
for the Prevention of Cruelty Animals. She is
of those who insist upon showing badge
every time driver whip balky horse
and demanding his arrest. Well she had her little
badge on all right. and when the fight between the
bull and the picadors became pretty hot. she
Jumped up In her seat and demanded that it be
stopped Stop this at once she shouted. waving
her Sit down, Maude, and don't make a
id fool of YOURSELF! exclaimed her husband.
But she Insisted upon having her way. L am
a member of the Pennsylvania Society for the
Prevention of Cruelty to Animals. she declared
waving the lapel of her coat that contained the
button. 4 demand that this butchery shall cease
Everybody laughed at her, and after a while she
went out taking her husband with her.
Bardlet-Do you know. my friend, that have
become a firm believer in the mysterious transfer
renee of impulse? You recall that spring idyl of
as told You before when Wrote that "sai
fired by irresistible impulse
Friend-Yes. l remember.
BardIet-wel. sir. submitted that inspiration to
believe it. sir, | fired again. but this time the
editor had the impulse.-tRichmond Dispatch.
Squire L. D. Chaddon, of Wellington Kan. who
celebrated his eighty-fourth birthday last week.
when boy used go into the woods after SPUR
rels with Roscoe Conkiing He chewed tobacco
for half a century and then quit. He finds his pipe
a comfort. He never took drink of red liquor at
a bar. After sixty years of married life Mrs Chad
don still does all her Homework except the
family washing. and the squire says he has to read
the riot act once in while to head her off from
doing that
And the Cards Are Outfit / only had an am
bassador at the court of lover! sighed the bashful
swain
"A minister would be good enough for me-" re-
piled the demure maiden.
"Arabella"'
"Herbert!'-(Chicag Tribune.