Rock Island Argus., 1902-03-19
THE DAILY
SHORT STORY.
MY FELLOW
PASSENGER.


ing with her aunt. She was now in
Londcn, where she had gone to meet
her parents, who were coming from
America. ] was To join her there and
receive their inspection.
Crossing the channel at Calais, took
the train at Dover for London. / had
become an inveterate smoker among
the Germans and was much pleased to
find the compartment | entered entirely
unoccupied. so l read and smoked till
we stopped at a station not far from
London. when Il gentleman got in the
compartment with me and at once be-
gan to snuff the air ominously and let
down the windows. Irritated at being
thus disturbed. smoked OH.
Pardon me-" he said. "Is this n
smoking carriageF'
Now, at the university | had learned
all sorts of queer methods of hood
winking and browbeating and other
wise getting the better of people. The
German student is a reckless, good ma
tured thoughtleSs individual. who new
er stops ut any daring method of at
tanning his ends. 1t occurred TO me to
frightcn the man into leaving the car
riage. so that l could smoke on undis-
turbed. Without needing his question
l glared at him. Then. leaning back i'm
the cushions. L began TO humble in
cOherently. The gentleman looked at
me inquiringly for a few moments,
then unfolded paper and began TO
read. When his ticket was taken. he
whispered something to the guard, who
looked at me sharply. then said:
asN~ ~wHF els WaVNF In
other compartment At the next sta
ton
Much pleased with the success OF my
maneuver, l smoked on, expecting soon
to be relieved entirely OF one so mar
row minded as to object To that smoke
which l had come to consider as nat
ural an element for man To- breathe as
the air or heaven.
- When we reached the next station.
the guard appeared at the door. ac-
companied 10y two policemen. who got
into the carriage and without a word
of explanation proceeded to handcun
me.
'E's the man." said one; italics to
the description heXcellent."
when did lie escape:" asked my fel-
low passenger.
"LarSt hiGht. sir. The keepers hev
been lookin' for i'm heverywhcre.
l was taken from the carriage. lcav-
ing the compartment to the gentleman
who did not smoke and whom | OBJ
served as was led away settling him
self to his paper with as much com
placency as IL nothing had happened.
/ was taken to a third class carriage,
but garlic and onions. to my hearts
content.
When we arrived at London, l was
landed in an insane asylum. where il
was discovered that an error had been
made in mistaking me for an inmate
who had escaped the night before.
it was two days before l
could convince the medical attendants
that | was sane man. Then | was
went to my hotel, dressed
and proceeded TO call upon my fiancee
and her family.
on the way thought overa number
of nice speeches to be made TO Mrs
Arnold, bringing in how agreeably sur
prised | was to find her so much
younger looking than l expected, just
all that Then / turned over in my
mind the most appropriate greeting for
her father. [ found it more difficult to
strike something clever and appropri-
ate for the man, for men do not take
SO kindly as women to compliments,
but | succeeded in inyenting several
speeches. all of which expressed sur
prise at something which was better
than / had expected, intending to
choose the most appropriate when 1
should see the subject for whom the
remarks were intended.
/ was first received by Mollie alone,
impatient to hear the cause of my de-
lay. Not caring to reveal the episode
in which / had been so ingloriously
! told her l had been delayed
I'm my departure. Then her mother
came in, and l was presented and look
ed over. Though the ordeal was Il
trying one. / delivered myself of my
with rare assurance and |
success. While in the midst of n flow !
cry speech | heard fOotstep in the /
hall and turned on the mental switch !
that would fire fine words at the IA
Their.
Great heaven! He was my fellow
passenger
The moment he saw me he recog- |
nized me. Confusing ideas were strug- |
Cling in his brain. / was the lunatic, /
yet there l was. in immaculate even |
Ing dress, looking as sane as any one,
IN accepted suitor for his daughters /
hand. | stood looking at him with a |
flaming face, wishing the floor would |
open and let me down out of sight
My prospective father-in-law then 1
and there won my heart. Without |
my reference TO what had occurred |
between us he advanced and grasped |
my hand. "Mollie." he said. ''has Civ /
EN- us such Aatterihg descriptions OF |
vou that was sure no one could pos |
sibly come up to them. l am delighted 4
TO find that she has not exaggerated. |
know the German student well. and /