Sequachee Valley news. (Sequachee [Sequatchie], Tenn.) 1896-1952, 1902-07-03
IACKsONlAN DEMOCRAT.
Written for the News.

| ternaI persistence 10 contribute our
aid to reorganization we should strive
with unremitting and vigilant vigil
ance, typical of Pan Kou Chez, the
Chinese creator, or Thor, the giant
god of the Scandinavians. The for
mer with his chisel and hammer in
his hand, tolls painfully at his
work covered with perspiration. He
carves out the crust of the globe
well-nigh lost amid enormous masses.
He appears to be giant executing a
Herculean task. The latter, with
his powerful stamina, and his tremen-
dous blows with his sledge. Never
before in the history of human affairs
was there so much to be wrought.
Oh, that modern Confuclus with
kind of "Nine Classics" might spring
up to map out course of action for
the prodigal sons whom, 1t seems,
won't make home run!
We see that political Pelee at
New York recently gave off a kind
of eruption. A veritable volley Of
persistence, premeditation and would
be absolution. The Jacksonian
would have been glad if this erup-
ton could have reached proportions
sufficient to inundate the Statue of
American Liberty in New York
Harbor. We were in hopes that the
smoke ashes and lava from this great
wart on the earth's surface would
float and continue to float on the
land and over the seas, and over the
whole heavens until every specimen
Of humanity -Bryanitishly inclined
would suffer the fate Of the Martin
iquers-fall upon their faces and bite
the dust.
We want our worthy contempor-
airy, Mr.. Hayron, though miniture
puff ball Pelee, to continue his exud-
ings of effervescense. "Them's my
sentiments, brother"
The Jacksonian wishes to congrat-
ulate Grover, the Magma Pelee, up
on the Herculian task he 'overcame
in electing the present republican ad-
ministration.
1t is with pleasure that we view
that sombre- -hued hand of Booker I
Washington pointing-not like the
magnetic needle to the north star
but from Theodore's bountiful Golfers
to wherever these miniature puff bal
Pelees are giving off their efferves
cense for the reorganization of the
democratic party.
We once knew an old man who
was habitual user of tobacco. Hi
had only two teeth-an upper ant
lower incisor. The tobacco he wa
chewing was representative (mathe
matically) of the dividend--his TIVE
incisors, the divisor, and he put tn,
quotient, amber, upon his beard
The Jacksonian sees coincidence
In this stage of the game, Theo
dore is the dividend, Booker I
the divisor and these "golden-demo
cratic parasites" of the government
thrift-the quotient or effects of tn
, deal.
The Jacksonian is becoming to b
a wee bit feverish, irrltated if yo
please, at seeing so many of his con
, temporaries awarded, and him, seem
mgly so studiously avoided. Now
we feel that we are entitled TO, a
E least, finger point.
Since the Belshazzarian feast 9
New York, and that the democrati
, , party, from the effects of this banque
! will bow the pregnant knee to Bal
j. and the Golden Calf and return
the fieshpots of Egypt, it will becom
necessary, owing to the lull IN th
); progress of religion, to institute
1 once a crusade for the establishment
: of the worship of idols and Il
!. crowning as king of ignorance an
a superstition. With this system
r force and we'll in hand, with truI
!. and virtue ostracised, we can 60 G
/ with our wars of conquest IN Ii
Philippines, where it is treason
circulate the Declaration Of Ind
:. pendence and patriotism to destr'
all above the age Of ten, where lihe
ty Is given instead OF inherited al