The Hickman courier. [volume] (Hickman, Ky.) 1859-current, 1902-09-05

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Roriss Of pesce cost less than
les Of war
is ats own reward. and the
Jay he said Of vice.
be struggle between reprisal and re
,0city retards the progress of civil
lion
Every man can excuse his own conduct
ew however can excuse the conduct
! Others.
government by injunction wonld be
ell enough if the right parties we're
Aways enioined.
The college Of experience is open all
The time to everybody and yet it turns
out bnt comparatively few graduates.
The legend Of the man who owned
the earth, aud then wanted the moon
Tor potato patch, probably came over
from former trust era.
When college professors advocate
government ownership it is time for the
students to hire out to the farmers aud
learn something useful.
Forty lawyers have been employed in
case involving 700 litigants and 1000
acres Of Tennessee land. The puzzle is
how much the litigants will get ont Of
1t, says the St, Louis Post Post Dis
patch
\ Kansas man weighing 800 pounds
sang Rock Me to Sleep, Mother" so
touchingly at a church social all tae
women cried. Probably pathetic ex-
preston Of sympathy for the mother
The smart scientists disagree as to
the age of skull recently found at
Lansing, Kan. Some say it is 10000
and some say it is 10000 years old. But
what is a little difference Of 10000 to
smart scientistg
To avoid the results resulting from
hasty marriages the local Methodist
ministers Of Nashville have decided not
to marry runaway couples IN the future.
Learn to stop croaking. If you can
not see any good in the world. keep the
bad tc yourself
The sentence pronounced recently by
a Scotch judge is typical Of Scottish
thrift He SAID, 'Yc did not only xiii
ana murder the man but We did push,
thrust or impel the weapon through the
heiy-band Of MS rcgimeutal trousers
which were the property Of his Maj
esty."
The prevalence Of religious dyspepsia
/ is larqel,. .0--issss x, she saaraeser Of the
| Theological pabulum being served.
The man who is always Directing and
finding fault with everything and every
body should consult a specialist in liver
disorders
It is the duty Of every one to con
tribute something to the pleasure and
enjoyment Of Others. but unfortunately.
too many think they should receive aud
not make the contributions.
The individual VINO lives on good
terms with the butcher, the baker. the
grocer, the Sc, want girl aud the cook
enjoys foretaste Or paradise.-En-
quirer.
Senator Pettus. Of Alabama, says
that the secret Of living long is work.
Il am eighty-oue, he adds, 'and hap
py and healthy as a boy notice that
all Of my nelghbors who got rich aud
retired are dead Inever eot rich and
never retired. The most fatal disease
know Of is to quit work 1t kills every
time. Keep working and you'll keep
alive.
Women who are constantly complain
ing Of sore Threats may be interested to
know Of one Of the most aggravated
cases of throat trouble on record. The
unfortunate In'the case Is Miss Lucy,
the giraffe AT the zoo AT Glen Island,
New York. The poor creature suffered
intense agonies. ana WAS OILY relieved
after much expenditure Of medical
skill Men mounted Oh ladders wrap
ped flannel cloths about the neck Of
the invalid, and it took exactly thirty
nine yards OF flannel to encase the ex-
iensive throat Of Miss Lucy She was
tiiIsO arrayed in crotssaue flannel