The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1902-03-02
ELM OF TIE WORLD.

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10 meet the Baby Of the HOUSE" Nr-
Lever responded. The Baby CT tbs House
i hcn1rcd n oeirS greeted by the R1by
President" The President enjoyed il
50 much that he repeated IL
New boy story condensed from Puck. A
boy vas sick. and the mother called the
doctor Up by telephone. The doctor
thought the poy was getting along al
right. but he added. don forget TO
give him his medicine No fear 81
that his mother replied; "a hale hour
before II is tfrne for am 10 taxa dose.
be begins hollering that he won't take
it.
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4 man was bicycling in southern France
was pushing bis machine up steep nil
when he overlook A peasant with don
key cart. The patient beast was making
but little progress. although II was doing
its best
The benevolent cyclist. putting his left
hand against the back OF the cart and
guiding his machine with the other hand.
pushed 50 hard that the donkey. taking
fresh courage, pulled his load successfully
to the top.
When the summit was reached the
factor.
IT was good OF you. indeed. monsieur
he protested I never in the world should
have got up she hill with only one don
key"
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IN a certain Midland police court not
long ago an ironmaker appeared 20 an
swer a charge OF Keeping a dog without
a license.
The defendant was disposed to Inter
rupt the roIice constable Shile that
worthy was giving his evidence. bur
on being pulled up by the magistrate he
decided. as he put i, TO give EN- plenty
O. rope"
DO you wish the court 70 understand
that you refuse 70 renew <our dog L.
cense2''
I'VE want no .'buts" Renew the Il
cense or you VIII be fined. You know IT
has expired
Yes, but
But what?''
so has the dog. Shall be fined for
that. too. unless renew him.
The court thought not. and as the ami
NAL has been dead six months the case
was dismissed.
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Years ago there was a brusque old Al
miral upon whom many stories were told
in most cases true cnes.
AT one tinef when the warship Of which
the Admiral was IN command was % fhe
coast OF Portugal. the King - that coun
try expressed the desire 70 visit an Amer /
scan man-of-war
The Admiral received the party with
great cordially. but. instead or addres
sing the royal yisitor as Your Majesty
or Your Highness.' he Invariably called /
him king"
1t was step this way. King Look !
out for your head. King. when showing
him about the vessel and before his maj Z
esty departed the Admiral convulsed ali /
within hearing by saying Hospitality. /
King como down in the cabin and kave /
drink"
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According 70 Andrew Lang, when Rob /
ert Louis Stevenson was a delicate, lone /
~ boy in Edinburgh. his father read 4
book to him called 'Ministering Children. /
which so impressed the little fellow that I
he wanted 20 play ministering child. 4
He scanned the whole horizon fOr I
somebody TO play with, and thought he /
had found his playmate From the win
DOW he observed street bows Gin Scotch /
''keehcs'D enjoying themselves but one
child wss ont a tie sports. title lame
fellow. the son OF q baker Here vas
2 chancel After some rnisgivings Louis
har1cred his heart put on his cap. walk
Cd out-a refined little hEure-ap proached /
The object Of his sympathy. and said.
win YOU let IRE play with you2
go TO hcH. said the democratic Of
spring Of the baker.
Joe was such pathetic Tttle man. He
came from a quarter Of the city where
crime and misery had formed back
ground FOR the five weary years ~ his i
unnatural iittlc life lie was late 20
kindergarten on morning and was ask
"a 10 sit by TIE door until the MORNING
exercises were over. Before heinz re-
stored TO grace the teacher asked Rim
Why he was 50 late
after my mother. and wanted 70 see
her on"
Mark Twain has added two new rna1irns
10 the worlds already valuable collection.
hey are as follows. We ought cover
- 10 wrong when people are booking.
and NO real gentleman viii tell the
naked truth in the presence Of ladies'
Once the story Of Cromwell aeizinE
Brsdshaw's hand and making hirn sign
ne kings death warrant was under eis-
-ussioa tn the house % Charles Stuart-s
Uncle. who lived in Eumfrsissn're- one
1f the party. not SO enamored ~ Groin
wells methods as ras CarlF-e. asked
iim how he could explain the episode
Explain Il Just THIS way. It's ID 90.
shortly after SIR Lawrence Alnna-1a1
ana. r A.. was knightsd Sc and Lady
Alma TsHer1a gave an -at home az -
Johns Wood Everyb body present were
them. and one iaav waa
very profese. "Oh. dear Sir lawrsnre-
she said 4 am aUfGilr glad o. hear ~
ne honor you have received = s1rroee
1ow that you are knighfed sou viii give
- painting and Use ike a gentleman.
General william T. shrrman was fond
y relating the following story IS rrn
was with the army ln Georgia. q slave
yUuer about Christmas time missed
lne fst turkey He suspected GOD
-iokfrz muiatto. and ordered fhe mar I
5rauchf before hir1. You have EteIer
ny TURKEY and eaten st. r1it the irats
lianter- Tee not zVfae % aev that >
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.ught % have you FORGED what Rave
-ou - say that should not punish YOU
wen. rassa. yeg halHt ipst anything .
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urkey and q good deal more riEEFr
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