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The Tucson citizen., 1902-04-09
THE GOSSIP OF WASHINGTON
TITLES TOLD OF STATESMAN.

I 600, there is likely to be an universal
agreement with his view of the situ-
alton.
"One of the best stories l ever
heard. said Representative Foster of
Vermont. yesterday, was the story OF
the man who was stranded in Jamaica
with only enough money in his pocket
to pay his passage back to the United
States. He thought the matter over.
and came to the conclusion that he
would buy the ticket. and as the sea
trip only lasted couple of days. he
would go without food that length of
time. He realized that IL he remain
ed in Jamaica and spent his money,
he would never be able to get back
home.
so he went on board the steamer
and bought his ticket He closed his
ears to the sound of the lunch bell,
and when dinner time came and a fell
lew passenger asked hin. to accom-
pany him to lie diningroom. he po-
litely declined on the ground that he
never ate While at sea- The next
morning he skipped breakfast by
sleeping late, and at lunch time he
kept to his room. By dinner time at
night, however, he was so hungry
that he could have eaten his shoes.
y am going to eat he said. even If
am thrown overheard afterwards.
might as we'll he drowned as starved
80 death.
AT the diruer table he ate every
thing in sight Then he braced him
self for the explosion. Bring me the
check he said to the waiter.
" The check?' queried the waiter.
" Yes. said the man.
There isn't any check. was the
reply. 'Uu this ship, meals go with the
passage ticket
The Tucson citizen., 1902-04-09
Elite Beauty PArlOrs
II this weather keeps up you will
have to hunt up your last spring suit
and have 1t cleaned or buy ner one
from Smith, the leading Tailor.
SAVED MANY A TIME.

Don't neglect coughs and colds even
If 1t Is sprihg. Such cases often re-
suit seriously at this season Just be-
cause people .rc careless. One Minute
Cough Cure will remove all danger. Abb
solutely safe. Acts at once. sure cure
for Group, gripe bronchitis, and other
throat and lung troubles. Postmaster O..
0. Dawson. Barr, H., says: 1T is the
very best cough medicine in the mar
ket. 1t has saved many severe sick
ness s. d. Bell & Son.
The Tucson citizen., 1902-04-09
Hypnotic Innuence.

Buyer-Look here. you, You said this
horse was sound and kind and free
from tricks. The first day drove him
he fell down a dozen times. and he's
as bad today.
Dealer-um-you've been wondering
II cheated you, maybe?
Yes. have"
"And the first time you drove the
boss you wondered IL lie hadn't some
tricks, didn't your
"Of course"
"And you kept saying to yourself,
4 wonder If that there boss will tua-
BILE down.. eh2"
''Probably."
"And you lad your mind on It q
good deal. most like?"
That's true"
That's wot's the matter. You've
hypnotized him. See|
The Tucson citizen., 1902-04-09
Baiaanne eAeaaaoA.

Mr. Blithers was awakened by some
one fumbling at the front door. Getting
softly out of bed, he stole tremblingiy
forward and peered through the key.
hole. Then he gave glad chuckle OF
delight and flung open the door. The
surprised burglar fell backward down
the stoop and, gaiuIna his feet, started
to run away In terror. when Blithers
called after him gayly:
Come back and have something.
thought you were the tax collector!"-
Ohio State journal.
The Tucson citizen., 1902-04-09
R0HD TO WEDDING
RATHER WHT6Ry
A Hoosier Couple Had a Hard Time
10 Get to the Clergundn--
Ceremony Postponed.

EVANSVILLE. Ind, April 9.-Fred
TIeman and Miss Rosie Beard. living
a few miles below town, in trying to
reach a preachers house last nignt
10 be married, were forced
TO cross long streak of bottom land
covered with about ten feet of water.
The buggy was upset and the oc-
eupants were thrown out. rieman held
his sweetheart in his left arm while
he cut the harness. freeing the horses
from the buggy. the lovers then he'd
on 10 the horses tail until the shore
was reached. a distance of nearly a
mile rhe wedding ceremony was
postponed until this morning
The Tucson citizen., 1902-04-09

WASHINGTON. d. C.. April 9. -
Now, Mr.. Lresluent, said Con-
gressional caller at the White House,
iii you will make this appointment,
Il will help you to smash the Hanna
machine in my State
But" said the President, 'the Han
MA machine is a good machine, Is II
not.
Yes" answered the Representa-
tive
Then" was the Presidents re-
mark Il think / would rather keep
it ard have 1t on my side than smash
it."
Senator Depew contributes a butter
story to the gayety of the nations.
"A friend of mine went into a high
class restaurant, he says, and dis
covered oleomargarine upon the
table Come here" he said to the
waiter. How do you pronounce Ole
a-r-g-a-r-i-n-e?" And the in.
telligent servitor of the magnificent
palace OF pleasure at once responded
4 pronounce it butter, sir, else | lose
my job
The members of the Senate Com
mittee on Mines and Mining were dis
cussing a proposed law relating to
silver mining. Senator hearns o.
Utah. opposed one of the features OF
the measure.
But" exclaimed Senator Stewart,
this scheme will help you"
That may be So" replied kearns,
but do not think it is right. Be-
Sides he added. / have as much
money as any mortal man ought to
have, and am willing to let the other
fellows have a chance"
As Senator kearn wealth is es-
timated at from $1,000. 900 to $1O.0O0,-
The Tucson citizen., 1902-04-09
DISTILLED WATER.
H9 II the Purest, Best and Oaly Ah-
sOAutely Safe Water.

II IL the Purest, Best and oaIy AS-
sOAutely Safe Water.
Boil gallon Of water until there Is
but a quart left, and the quart will
contain all the impurities of the gal
lon and be nearly four times as i'm.
pure as before. Continue the boiling.
and all the impurities-animal, vege'
table and mineral. except the gases
thrown off-will be reduced to one SOL
i'd mass. The water which Is evapo-
rated and passed off as steam Is very
nearly pure. But, you will say. it kills
the dangerous germs. We will sup
pose 1t does, but their remains furnish
material for bacterial life to feed up
on. Do you relish the idea of eating
In food or drinking their dead and de-
composing bodies. which poison the
water by their decomposition? The
fact is scientific investigation has prov
ed that boiling only kills the feeblest
the least injurious, germs.
Try n simple experiment. Put un
boiled city water in one bottle and the
same that has been boiled for half an
hour or more in another, cork tightly
and keep In the sun or in warm place
for a week or longer and note the diff
ference. The unboiled water will show
q marked depreciation in looks, taste
and smell, but that which has been
boiled will be SO much worse In these
respects that 10 one would think of
using it. In comparison with these
you can submit properly sealed bot
tie of pure distilled water to the same
conditions, and at the end of year 1t
will be found to be as pure. sweet and
perfect as when first bottled.
The purest and best and the only alb
solutely safe water to use for drink.
Ing and the preparation of all foods
and artificial drinks is that produced
by distillation. but the most imperfect
one produces a water far superior in
purity and healthfulness to the very
best spring waters under their most
favorable conditions. The nearest ap-
proach to 1t In purity is rainwatcr.
which Is distilled water OF natures
own production. when collected on
clean surfaces, In uninhabited sections.
where the air Ia pure and uncontami-
mated by smoke. dust. city and factory
gases. etc.-Sanitarian.
The Tucson citizen., 1902-04-09
Rooating Comfortably.

at want warm. but 1t was peace,
fni." says the man who lived in TIN.
chicken barn because his wife's reln-
alvrs lived in the hotse. Thus the sat
asfaction of the mind transcends In i'm
p0rtauce the mere cOtn!orts OF the
Aody.-Ncw York World.
The Tucson citizen., 1902-04-09
Pans Smoklns.

There are many pipe smokers who do
not know how to get the best there 10
out Of their indulgence. Tho great
point In pipe smoking is to smoke slow
ly. Nervous smokers smoke too rapidly
and burn their tongues with hot smoke.
besides failing entirely to get the full
est and best favor out of the tobacco.
1t is all q matter Of habit. but slow
smoking Is a habit which It 10 hard
for some people TO acquire. In some
cases pipe smokers have tried for years
to check their smoking speed without
success. They began too late. and the
habit OF rapid smoking Is shaken on
with difficulty when 1t Is once acquired.
Rapid smoking is as bad as rapid
satiug-or worse. Ii Ia also bad form. !"
Whether 1t Is cigar pipe or cigarette.
The smoking should be deliberate in or.
der TO get the fullest enjoyment It s
especially SO with pipe.-New York
Press.
The Tucson citizen., 1902-04-09
FPtxhfeuP&,

You have not gone to Europe, then
as you expected" said Mrs. Fosdick to
Mrs. Spriggs.
NO" was the reply. 1T Is so di6i.
tult for MIR. Spriggs to leave his busi-
ness, and really couldn't go without
him. And then | read the other day
about a ship that broke her record.
Think how dreadful it would be to be
on ship In the middle Of the ocean
With her record broken!"--Deuoit Free
Press.
The Tucson citizen., 1902-04-09
The EdttOr Won.

A London paper described chill
dren's excursion as long, white
scream Of JOY" ami was called TO ac-
count by correspondents who sad
that n scream could he long. but not
white, whereupon the editor Justified
himself by urging that ~ hue is often
associated with u cry"
The Tucson citizen., 1902-04-09
HIGHER WAGES
AND SHORTER HOURS
Min be Demanded bu the National
brotherhood OF Carpenters
and JOinGrS.

PHILADELPHIA. April 9.-The ex-
ecutjye Board of the Brotherhood of
Carpenters and Joiners, of America.
is in session here and is said to be
srranging for concerted movement
cooking to an increase i'll wages and a
s,.uu tec work day.
The union has a membership of 1922
t0o and the movement now under way
will affect nearly every State in the
country.
The Tucson citizen., 1902-04-09
TWO MEN KILLED
POWDER PL Ant WRECKED
1000 Pounds OF Powder Exploded
this Morning CARRYING D6s-
truCtiOn.

CLEVELAND. Ohio. April 9.-Two
men were killed by an explosion OF
nearly 1900 pounds of powder at the
plant of the Austin Powder Company
at Glen Willow. few miles south
east of this city early today
The powder mill was completely
wrecked.
The Tucson citizen., 1902-04-09
tern n q na'n I-ex

A little boy was sitting on his gran0
fathers knee. talking about various
things. when grandpapa pulled out his
watch.
"Grandpapa. when you die will Won
leave that watch for me?" said the
boy.
"WeN. ] don't knOw-yes. guess 7.
Will. retorted the old gentleman.
well. grandpapa. how soon are yO~
going to die dieT'-Columbus Dispatch.
The Tucson citizen., 1902-04-09
NOTICE.

A liberal reward offered to any one
returning a number of books stolen
from the residence of D. s. Cochran,
1b4 North Stone avenue. two day
books, one bank and check book, two
small books and other valuable papers.
142-147
The Tucson citizen., 1902-04-09
Need Not Fee, Lonesome

Rubberton-May | inquire what your
business Is, stranger!
Stranger (haughtily)-Sir. I'm a gen.
tleulan.
Rubberton-Well, reckon that's a
good business. stranger: but you're not
the only man thal's failed at it.-rhi.
cago News
The Tucson citizen., 1902-04-09
Told HIm.

AD old Scottish farmer. being elected
a member of the local school board,
visited the school and tested the intel.
ligence Of the class by his questions.
The first inquiry was:
moo. boys. can ony u you tell me
what uaething is?"
After moments silence a small boy
In a back seat arose and replied:
Its what ye gle me t'other day fot
baudiD ger hourse"-London Answers
The Tucson citizen., 1902-04-09
e. a. .
TEACHER o.

TEACHER or
Voice Culture,
Sight Singing. Piano,
Violin. Cornet, Guitar, Mar
and Orchestra Instruments.
pr. willism Mason Touch and Technic
LeheFt & stark "a a 20"
Taught for Aruauc Piano Playing.
@eweeee 80 C0wnea
Hp@00M, a 7H
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1902-03-22
Summons

In the district Court of the First Judi
cial District Of the State of Neva.
Ga, in and for the County CT Ornc-
shy.
Carrie Rochon. plaintiff
vprSuc
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1902-03-22

versus
Max Rochon, defendan.
Action brought in the District Court
of the First judicial District Of the
State of Nevada. Ormsby County, in
the Office of the Clerk of said District
Court on the 20th day Of January, A.
D., 1902.
The State Of Nevada sends greeting
to Max Rochon, defendant.
You are hereby required to appear
in an action brought against you by
the above named Plaintiff, in the Dis
trict Court Of the First Judicial Dis
trict of the State Of Nevada, Ornsby
County, and answer complaint filed
therein within ten days Exclusive Of
the day of service) after the service
on you of this summons if served in said
| county, or if served cut of said coun-
| ", but within the district, twenty days.
in all other cases forty days. or judg
ment by default will be taken against
you according to the prayer Of said
complaint.
The said action is brought to obt ain
the decree of the Court dissolving
the bonds Of matrimony now existing
between plaintiff and defendant, on the
ground that you, defendant, on or
about the 25th day of March, 1900,
disregarding your marriage vow, will
fully and without cause deserted and
abandoned plaintiff, and ever since
have and still continue to so w:lfuly
and without cause desert and aban
don plaintiff, and to live separate and
apart from her. against her will and
without her consent. Also, on the
ground Of failure to provide plaintiff
with the common necessaries Of life
since said 25th day of March, 1900
and for the care and custody Of the
minor child, issue Of said marriage, as
more fully appears by the complaint
on tile herein. to which You are refer
red for further particulars.
And you are hereby notified that i
you fail to answer the Com plant. til.
said Plaintiff will take the decree O
the Court herein prayed for.
Given under my hand apd Seal o
= the District Court of the FRS; Judi
cial District, of the State of Nevada
Ormsby county, this Goth day of Jahu
ary in the year of our Lord one thol
sand nine hundred and two
Il GEO. W. CONINC. Clerk.
Alfred Chartz. attorney for plaintiff.
. 3n1.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1902-03-22
NOTICE OF HEARING APPLiCA-
TON FOR ORDER TO SELL
REAL PROPERTY.

In the District Court OF the First Jud-
icia! District, State OF Nevada.
In and for the county Of Ormsbys
In the matter Of the estate of Sarah
Millard, deceased-Notice Of hearin &
application to sell Real property.
Notice is hereby given that J. A.
Wall, the Administrator of the estate
Of Sarah Millard, deceased, having
filed in this court his petition praying
for an order of sale of the real prop
erty of the estate of deceased, the
hearing OF the same has been set by
the Judge Of said Court for Saturday,
the twenty-second day of March, A. D.
1902, at 10 O'Clock, a. m. at the court
room thereof at the Court House in
the City of Carson; and all persons
Interested in said estate are notified
their and there to appear and show
cause, if any they have, why said
order should not be made.
Dated February %, 1902
GEO. W. COWING. Clerk.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1902-03-22

The most pleasant route to the east
is the Union Pacific because Of its
excellent service, both Pullman and
Tourist; also the quick time. less than
three days to Chicago, four days to
New York and Boston; nearly a day
quicker than any other line. Three
trains daily. New Tourist Slecpers.
New Pullman S.eepers New Dining
Cars Two Personally Conducted
Tourist Excursions Weekly. Lowest
rates everywhere. D. w. Hitchcock
Gen. Agt.. Union Pacific R. R. Co.,
No. I Montgomery St, San Francisco
will give you full information in re-
gard to you eastern trip if you will
1nmunicate with him.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1902-03-22
Wall Paper

American Wall Paper Company, Of
Chicago and San Francisco.
Borders same price as sidewali.
Bright, snappy colorings. New Cen
tury Designs. Free Exhibition OF
Beautiful Designs of the latest effects
in Tapestries, Orientals, Two-third eff
fects, Silks, Ingrains and Crepes, De-
MINIS, Stripes, Florals. Vanished gold
and Vanished tiles, Special Novelties
etc. Prices from 10 cents to 81 per
roll. Drop me postal and viii, be
pleased to call on you and show you
my elegant line Of samples.
w. N. EVANS
p. 0. Box ESQ Carson City, New
Phone 1856
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1902-03-22

A ranch near Mound House. Good
locality for sheep OF would make a
splendid chicken ranch Good .clse
OF five rooms; barn. with room ic1
eight horses. A good spring near the
house. Must be sold Price $500. Ap-
Ply at this office.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1902-03-22

For Rent-A nicely furnished room.
For particulars enquire at this Office
or opposite NJ. E. Church.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1902-03-22
Wood For Sale.

Good dry wood that has never been
fiumed. Split pine, t2marac and limb
wood. sold in quantity. Leave orders
with R. Savage or ring up phcne 1911
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1902-03-22
Gf;c;al Count OF State Fnads
State Of Nevada, J
County OF Ormsby.

County of Ormsby.
Reinhold Sadler and Eugene Howell
being duly sworn, V r a ly
say they are members of the Board of EX
eniners of the State of Nevada; that on
,he 18th day of FEBRUARY, 1902, they
after having ascertained from the books
Of the State Controller the amount of
money which should be in the Treasury
made an official examination and count
OF the money in the State Treasury of
Nevada, and found the same correct as
follows:
Coin 500, ,2l6.62
Paid Coin Vouchers not
returned to Controller 16,92242
Total otal--------- S226,l39.04
State School Fund Securities
Irredeemable Nevada State School
Bonds S3S0,OOO.0G
Nevada State Bonds 253, 10000
United States Bonds s2O,OOO.OO
S1,679,239.W
ReinhOld Sadler.
Eugene Howell.
ubscribed and sworn to before me
this 18th day of FEBRUARY, A. d. 1870
] j. DoANE, Notary
Public. Ormsbv County. \ vada-
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1902-03-22
Union Gas Engine CO.
Isl rnst Street, San Francisco, Cal.
Nevada Mineral Paint
Factory Opposite the Mint,
Carson, ~ Nevada

his Paint is Of pure mineral gn,und in the best
I,nseed Oil, and is remarkable for its Ugh polish and
lasting qualities
IT IS FIREPROOF
And withstandsthe effect of and weather better than
paint placed at the disposal Of the public This
fact has been demonstrated by actual application.
It is manufactured any coors and is the best paint
for houses inside OUT barns fences wagons machinery
1t leads all ohersbecause it is just beautiful and much
better and cheaper;than ordinary paint. It is
FURNISHED MIXED
and ready for barresor blythe gallon at less than
the price asked!for ordinary paint
Nevada Mineral Paint Co., Carson, Nevada
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1902-09-24
PEACHAM.

Mrs. Mercy Hooker has gone to her
son Herbert's to spend the winter.
Mrs. Harriet Hooker has been on the
sick list the past week, but is better.
Dea. Kenerson has not been as we'll the
past week.
The ladies met Friday afternoon and
sewed for the barrel they are preparing
for missionary family in Dakota.
AS Mr.. and Mrs. Richard Shaw were
driving up to the church Sunday morn
ing someone driving toward the shed
very fast struck the wheels Of Mr.. Shaw's
carriage, overturning it and dragging
them in the top of the carriage a short
distance. Several men were standing
near and the horse was stopped before
anyone was seriously hurt, but it was a
narrow escape.
Mrs. Renfrew, sister of Mr.. WEIGH, from
Craftsbury, is visiting her brother.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1902-09-24
SUTTON.

L. Hall has moved from West Burke
onto his arm in this town, with his SON
in-law, Don Wheeler, who has carried the
farm on the past few years.
The Ladies Aid Society from the Union
House church are to hold their next meet
ing at Charles Joys, having supper in his
new barn if the weather is suitable.
John Beckwith, who fell from ladder
two weeks ago and was badly shaken up,
is able to be out.
Mrs. Amy Stevens McLane and child
came from Massachusetts, Saturday
night for a visit to her parents, Mr.. and
Mrs. Jonathan Stevens.
Mr.. and Mrs. S. S. Doud have gone to
Bristol, N. H., to visit their son, DR..
Arthur V. Doud.
Mrs. Charles Bundy, whose sickness
has been referred to several times within
the past few years, passed away on Fri
day afternoon. She was native OF
Peacham and was married to Charles
Bundy about 40 years ago. She has been
great sufferer from dropsy and heart
trouble for years. She was member OF
the Free Baptist church in Sutton. She
leaves a husband, two sons and one
daughter, Mrs. Enoch F. Smith of Lyn-
donville.
Rev. E. c. Clarke has accepted call
from the church at East Randolph and
is to commence work there the first Of
November, or as soon as he can close his
work here. 1t is not known who will
succeed him here.
Miss Ethel Chapman returned to Bur-
lington Saturday for another year at
college.
Nelson O. Smith is in poor health and
seems to be failing.
John Stevens, a boy about II or IA
years old, while handling a loaded re-
volver, Sunday, met with serious acct
dent, discharging it in such way that
the bullet entered his leg, lodging about
three inches, directly under the knee-pan.
The doctor decided it was not best to
try to get at the ball, fearing it might
let out the Joint water and otherwise
hurt the joint and make it stiff, and so
it remains where it lodged.
Mrs. c. F. Fogg, who has been visit
ing her sister, Mrs. F. NJ. Abbott, at
Springfield, for two weeks past, came
home Thursday.
Mrs. Levi Ball, the Oldest person in
town, died Sunday night. She leaves
one son, Charles H., in Brooklyn, N. Y,
who works for the Fairbanks Scale Co.,
setting up their scales in that section,
and one daughter in Massachusetts,.
She had buried large family of children,
three having died within few days in
1868 with diphtheria. This makes three
deaths, in the past few days within two
miles of each other, in town.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1902-09-24

Vacation is over. Again the school
bell rings at morning and at noon, again
with tens of thousands the hardest kind
of work has begun, the renewal of which
is mental and physical strain to all
except the most rugged. The little girl
that few days ago had roses in her
cheeks, and the little boy whose lips
were then so red you would have insisted
that they had been kissed by strawber-
ries," have already lost something of the
appearance of health. Now is time
when many children should be given a
tonic, which may avert much serious
trouble, and we know of no other so
highly to be recommended as Hoods
Sarsaparllla, which strengthens the
nerves, perfects digestion and assimila-
ton, and aids mental development by
building up the whole system.