davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1902-07-09
A travelling Man

Conhded TO us the other day that he
used DR.. Caldwell's Syrup Pepsin in
his family. and needed no other rem
edy. as It seemed to keep the entire
family so perfectly free from consti-
patton. indigestion, sick headache
and stomach troubles. Sold by ". B.
Frame. Ardmore and Madill.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1902-07-09

Foley's Kidney Cure purifies the
blood by stralning out Impurities and
tones up the whole sy I'm. Cures
kidney and bladder troubles. Bonner
& Bonner
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1902-07-09
T. b. KING

Many a girl who isn't red-headed.
but pretends to be, Is so smart she
can fool any man about it till she
gets married 10 him
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1902-07-09

The one time IN mans life when he
is satisfied TO take back seat is when
ne goes TO church.-Philadelphia Rec
ord.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1902-07-09

Mrs. Minerva Smith of Danville, H..
writes: 81 had bronchitis for twenty
years, and never got relief until |
used Foley's Honey and Tar, which
is a sure cure" Bonner & Bonner.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1902-07-09

II is now noted that the white
wash on Major Rathbone has harden
ed and is dropping OFF in large
chunks.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1902-07-09

The two things which a woman
tries 10 work into the reason for her
husband not feeling well are the
weight Of his underwear and lnsom-
mia
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1902-07-09

Leave bus and carriage calls at
Banks hotel for Catheys bus. Prompt
attention. Him
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1902-07-09

Some young men are very well off.
but have all their surplus invested
in Panama hats.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1902-07-09

There is apparently no good reas-
on why every one should not pay for
his mistakes.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1902-07-09

DIR. Caldwelrs Syrup Pepsin cures
sick headache. Sold by w b. Frame.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1902-07-09

The way bachelor learns so much
he ought not to know is by never
telling where he learns il.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1902-07-09

1t is true that the busiest man is the
happiest man. but he often doesn't
have time TO realize II.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1902-07-09

Sound kidneys are safeguards Of
life Make the kidneys healthy with
Foley's Kidney Cure. Bonner & Bon
ner.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1902-07-09
Write or call on

T.P.A. T.PA. G.P.&TA A
Waco, Tex, Ft Worth, Tex, Tyler, Tex.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1902-07-09

Arkansans refer to a missionary
whom they chased out of town as a
divine heller"
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1902-07-09

Tickets on sale every
Wednesday and Saturday
during July and August.
Limit sixty days from date
of sale.
Pullman Sleepers, Parlor
Cafe Cars, through Reclining
Chair Cars (seats free).
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1901-1903, 1902-08-19
Question Ansmered.

Yes, August Flower stiil has tae
largest sale of any medicine in the
civilized world Your mothers and
sg9Hamothers never thought OF us
ing anything else for indigestion or
1illiousHess. Doctors We're scarce.
and they seldom heard OF appendicitis.
nervous prostration or neart failure
etc They used Auguse Flower to
clean out toe system and stop fer
incubation OF undigested food regulate
the action OF the liver. stimulate the
nervous aud organic action OF the
system. andw that is all they took
when feeling dull and bad with head.
aches and ot0er aches You only
need a few doses OF Green's August
Flower in liquid form, to make you
satisfied taere is nothing serious the
matter vita YOU. You can get the
reliable remedy at DR. G. G. Greene 5
reliable remedies at Smiths Phar-
macy. w J. Butts.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1901-1903, 1902-08-19
MANY cHEAp hoTEs.
Southern Railway Offers Opportnuit,
~ tho Caaorn

Southern Railway Offers Opportunity
Of the Season.
For just one day you can buy a
round trip ticket from Brunswick to
either of the following popular ne.
sorts at the prices named
Asheyilie, n G.. $1,000; Brcvard N.
G. $io.2o, Flat Rock, y. e., 500;
lIendersonyille, ~ c.. $3.50, Aiot
Springs N. g.. sll.2a; saluda N G.,
$9.l0; Try0n, N O., $40; Waynes.
vile. N. c., $ll25, Ocean View, Va.
$l2.b0; Ola Point Comfort, Va, $3.50.
Virginia Beach, Va, $3.50.
rhis will be a rare opportunity TO
visit the Land OF tae Sky for less
than half the regular fare.
The tickets viii be ON sale August
the 10th, aud viii be good returning
until <Septermer fth
If yon are Interested, call on VI tel
ephone. c. l.. GAMBLER,
General Agent Southern Railway Co.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1901-1903, 1902-08-19
We WIN Zig Ynn

II you want the best class Of clean.
ing and pressing done and at tne
very cheapest prices, call al Ihe Un
en- Cleaning and Pressing Clob, a,
we 5tu Monk street. Don't never
nnh Clothes look 700 bad Tor We can
ma0e uem look bke new. We viii
s0d for aud deliver free of charge
UNION CLEANING AND PRESS
iNG co. $40 Monk ST., Edwin Martin
Prop.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1901-1903, 1902-08-19

The steamer Hessie VIII make dou.
bic daily trips to St Simon each
Sunday. leaving Brunswick at $3.50 a.
m. and $3.50 p. m, returning at II a.
m. and 6 p. m. This viii afford the
people of the city a good chance to
spend the day at this popular resort.
You cant afford to miss it.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1901-1903, 1902-08-19

If you need typewriter of and des-
cripuon come to see me before buying
l can save you money. Terms rea-
sonable and satisfaction guaranteed.
C. H. Jewett.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1901-1903, 1902-08-19

The Hessie line wul make double
..Aily trips TO st, Simon pier Sunday
leaving Brunswick at $50 a nj and
2,30 p. m. returning at II a. m and 6
day at the island and large crowd
will so.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1901-1903, 1902-08-19
a Personally Conducted Excursion.

A Personally Conducted Excursion.
If you intend going away this sum
mer for a pleasure trip. do not forget
that the Brunswick & Birmingham
have a fifteenday ticket to Old Point
Comfort. Va, fare for the round trip.
$3.50. Leave Brunswick August goth.
returning September sta For fur
Their Information, call or write 20
BEN ]. FORD.
City Passenger Agent.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1901-1903, 1902-08-19
TYpewrlter Headnnarters.

DO you wish to buy, sell or rent a
machine of any description? You
will find it to- year interest to call on
me. Can sell you Typewriter at
suco price and on sucn terms that
you viii not miss the money.
c. IL JEWETT.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1901-1903, 1902-08-19

I'VE felt very happy" writes r. N
BeYiIle. old Town. Va. when Buck
lens Arnica Salye wholly cured our
daughter OF a bad case OF scald nead
It dellgets all who use it for cuts
corns burns, bruises. boils, ulcers
efupdons Infalible sor piles. Only
25c. at all druggists.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1901-1903, 1902-08-19
An Ex-chief justice Opinion

Judge o. E. Lochrane, on Georgia.
IN letter to Dr. Bigger states that
he never suffers himself to be without
bottle OF Dr~ Bigger's Huclleberry
Cordial for the relief Of an bowel
Troubles, Dysentery. Diorrhoea, etc.
etc.
Sold by all druggists. &c ana soc
bottle
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1901-1903, 1902-08-19
Wilson'S PHoro srnD...

Min b closed during the coming
week. Those VINO desire to communal.
cate with the manager may 90 so by
writing him a 81 bull street. Sa an
nah, Ga ). ~. III yin, Mg,
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1901-1903, 1902-08-19
A GOOD LUNCH.

The Arcade is now serving the best
lunch in the city, and his popular
place should be literally patronizeo
by the public.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1901-1903, 1902-08-19
Notice..

Until further notice this company
will close Is office at 6 o'clock p. m,
ana no deliveries win be made after
that hour.
BRUNSWICK ICE MFG. CO..
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1901-1903, 1902-08-19

ALL KINDS OF CALIFORNIA
WINES rs CENTS A BOTTLE. AT
II. SELlG'S, 225 GRANT STREET
TELEPHONE 1929.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1901-1903, 1902-08-19

McDutfle's Little Blue Liver Pill
makes bue people bright. cleanses the
system Of all-the deleterious and I'M
healthy matter and makes new
person OF you. 2o cents. at w. Joer
gers.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1901-1903, 1902-08-19
NeM Workmen

of a higher grade and improved IA
cilitiess make Jim Carrier the reader
of clothes cleaners Phone 1882.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1901-1903, 1902-08-19

There's only one place III Brunswick
where ciotaes are cleaned and press
cd by scientific methods. aud mats
at jim Carriers
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1901-1903, 1902-08-19

Clark. the leading and up to date
colored barber. has an the latest
things connected with an up to date
barber shop.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1901-1903, 1902-08-19

II You want your NicScIe repaired
right bring 1t to an eNl erienced work.
man b, ] OleSine. sos Gloucester
street
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1901-1903, 1902-08-19
Indian Springs Holiness Camp Meet

on account of the above occasion
tue Southern railway are selling tick
cts TO Floylila, Ga, at tue rate OF one
fare for the round trip. Tickets on
sale from August 9th 10 August l7th.
inclusive. Good returning until Au-
gust 18th.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1901-1903, 1902-08-19
some Social
Gews Iotes.
! OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES


Miss Lores BoiAeullet is spending
few days at Fancy Bluff.
-.
Miss w. E. Dempster and her Call
dren are visiting in Birmingham.
MIS- =. II, osies0y' who was very
Niis T. II. hunter ieaFes ms week
70 s'si' 'eia'iFeS Ia 8ranan' =. z.
n,,a -.
r4aal' ur,tatt 49,. -. e. ~ - -
-, mus =
49,
Miss Lillian Ta,on Of savannah is
the guest Of Mrs. J. wimberly for
the week
children have returned to their home
Ia Tampa
g i'i'.. 81" 'ia' r. - inc name gwen
~ tue "''ie daughter Of MT ana MIS-.
= T 'pl'e' -.
Miss Fannie Smith wspf IN 81 ST.
mon Saturday TO be the guest of Mrs
A. 6. Banks
Bliss hiien renniman is the guest Of
Ai'ss alhei ana hezzie conoiy al their
cottage on ~ simon
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1901-1903, 1902-08-19

Why pay $3.50 for a whiskey waen
you can get Wilson's at Julius May
Tor SL0O2
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1901-1903, 1902-08-19

julius May is selling Wilson wais
key at S1.O0 per quart
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1901-1903, 1902-08-19

Something new quinine shampoo
for ladies Get 1t at Clarks barber
shop,
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1901-1903, 1902-08-19

Quinine shampoo the latest for
ladies' hair. For sale only az CLARK
tonsoriai parlors
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1901-1903, 1902-08-19

Swans Down is tile finest winter
wheat patent flour.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1901-1903, 1902-08-19

IT, s. Whites cough medicine a sure
cure, 25c at 1uuter Sale drug store
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1901-1903, 1902-08-19

Why pay $t,o0 for a bottle of ordi
nary whwiskey when you car
get the genuine Wilson's al Julius
Mays for $G00Y
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1901-1903, 1902-08-19
PERSONAL POINTS.
+++++&+@*+++4*+@4+

: = 4+@% 80
- Gaslsin spent sunday in savan-
nah
L. F. Price spent yesterday in the
city from Wayeross.
j. G. seabrooN OF the S. = a. was
in the city yesterday
a. N. rasHel was among the visit
ors to the city yesterday
j. K. Clark. Of Dariolf was among
the visitors to the city yesterday.
Alex Weiss is spending a few days
in the city with his parents
F. L. Wagner. Of Triton. was regis
tered at the 0giethorpe yesterday
Walter Brobston has returned from
trip to Madison. his former aome
". i. Raybon. Of Lulagon. was
among tn visitors TO the eity yester
day
w. H Harrison. Of inc S. A. b.
spent yesterday in the city on rail
road business
Morris Greenwood leaves tomorrow
for Norfolk, Va. where ne goes to
accent q position.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1901-1903, 1902-08-19

Bob Roy flour is the best. Have you
tried it?
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1901-1903, 1902-08-19
liTTLELOCAL LINES.
= ++++++v@+4++++++-

y = %%Y%%T+ = = = = = 7
There was quite an interesting po-
lice court yesterday morning Most Of
the cases were colored and were dock
eted for being drunk and dlsorderly.
Work was oommtnced on the catho-
lie convent yesterday morning, and a
large force OF hands were put to work.
Tbs erection OF the building VIII be
pushed as rapidly as possible
The new Kaiser building on Bay
streec is completed an. viii be occu-
pied on September by j H. Burdette.
the grain dealer The BUILDING is a
large and suitable one Tor BIT Bur
detts increasing business.
Neither the Rihemen nor the Libra
lry association nave decided when they
wiz give ,neir moonbgn. excursion.
both OF which were postponed ,ast
week. They viii probably be given
some time the latter part Oh inc week.
Quite number Of Brunswickia8s
witt go on the excursion 70 Old Point
Comfort tomorrow. "a sleeper viii
leave this city over the b. q 3. Agent
FORD VIII accompany tho excursion
aud personally look ont for tne com
iort OF nose who 20 from Brunswick.
levy is advertising today one OF
,ae greatest reduction safes u men S
clothing over offered ia brunswick.
inls@ arm is noted for selling as they
advertise. and some rare bargains can
be found az taeir store during TINS
sale
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1901-1903, 1902-08-19

:. W. coNOLY,
Notary hubie and Ex-Oftieio Justice
Of the Peace.
Office. SCI newcastle Street
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1901-1903, 1902-08-19

Swans down flour, absolutely
pure try it.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1901-1903, 1902-08-19

market.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1901-1903, 1902-08-19

A pleasing party mat went to ST.
simon yesterday afternoon was com.
posed Of Misses May and Josephine
Flaoklin Miss Aaa Frmk. sass An
mic Whidion Of McRae MISS Pearl
Haey Mr. ana Mrs J r. iIaies
Misses Katie Franklin and irene
Baumgartner
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1902-03-27
COMPLETED PROVERBS.

Labor overcometh all things" even
the laborer.
"Only that which is honestly got Is
GAIN" the rest is velvet.
Ignorance Is the mother of impu-
dence;" no father is named.
"Let child have its will, and it will
not cry" but its parents will.
"Pity is akin to love-" but kinship
does not always signify friendship.
"Whate'er Is best administered Is
best" for the one who administers.
employment brings enjoyment"
when it brings the means to enjoy.
Possession is nine points Of the
law" and frequently all the profits.
"a man who will not fee will make
his foes flee," but what If his foes be
made of the same metal?
every man for himself, and the dev-
II take the hindmost," Is the cry Of
those who are well in front.
"a wise man Is moved from his
course neither by force nor entreaty,"
but the same often applies to mule.
at is hard to pay for bread that has
been eaten" but not SO hard as to get
bread to eat that has not been paid
for.
an matters of taste there can be no
dispute" for every man is SO firmly
convinced that there is no standard by
which his taste can be measured.-L.
de v. Matthewman in Era.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1902-03-27
A Turquoise Popularity.

About one woman in three cannot
wear turquoises without turning them
green. Some turquoises will turn green
after being worn by any woman. Jew
elers Of the first class guarantee to re-
place turquoises If they turn green,
and the annual cost of the replace
ments is stupendous. One Jewel house
has tried the experiment Of having all
its employees 60 around with dozens
of turquoises strapped next to their
skin to try to detect the green ones,
but even when they have passed this
test some of them will be brought back
by customers, having turned hideous
green. No reason is known for the
changing Of color.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1902-03-27
Bills In Congress.

The words has introduced bill III
congress-" applied to senator or rep
resentative, usually sound much larger
than their ordinary meaning warrants.
In order properly to estimate the value
of the introduction of bill one must
remember that of 10000 or $4,000 meas
uYes introduced q few hundred only
are passed. AS for proposed amend
ments to the constitution, the infant
mortality among them is appalling.
Each new congress sees score or
more of proposals for a sixteenth
amendment to the constitution" We
shall doubtless some time have such a
thing, yet three amendments, all of
which were consequences of q great
civil war, represent the only changes
made in the. constitution since the pres
idency Of THOMAS Jefferson.-Youth's
Companion.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1902-03-27
The Whip Tree.

In the island of Jamaica grows a
tree, with the botanic name Daphne
lagetto, from the branches of which
native workmen make peculiarly strong
and excellent whips, which have the
handle and lash all of piece. The
handle consists of a part of the stem
retaining the bark For the lash the
stem is deprived Of bark and then split
into strips, which are woven together
in flexible cord six or seven feet in
length. The proper taper is afforded
by detaching more and more of the
strips as the end Of the lash is ap.
preached.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1902-03-27
LIVING IN LONDON.
Ft II Not a Good Place For Man OF
Small Income.

Small Income.
An American who In the classical
language of his country Is at present
slocated" in London wants to know
whether any city in the world Is quite
so niggardly as our town. He mas
been going the round of the London
restaurants and has encountered In the
management of them spirit which
distresses him. "There is, to begin
with" he says, "a charge Of from two
pence to sixpence for guarding your
hat and coat in the cloakroom, and
tip in addition is expected. You want
to wash your hands-another twopence
or another sixpence and another tip.
You take up the menu, and, behold,
there is an intimation that charge OF
threepence each person will be made
under the gllise of table money The
charge varies according to the nature
of the place. Threepence is the lowest
and sixpence perhaps the average. AT
q great many restaurants 1t is 1 sh1l-
ling and in at least two that have WIS.,
tied Is. Cd. The. only difference Is
that in the lower priced restaurants 1T
is called table money and in the high
er priced ones placed under the capti-
waiting heading of CONVERT To my
mind, an entrance fee frankly demand
ed at the door would be much less Of
fensive than to find yourself asked at
the end of a dinner to pay for the trou-
BILE and expense of cleaning up the cut
iery you have used"
His conclusion of the whole matter Is
that London lives by imposing fixed
tariff on the accessories. that in every
other city l have ever been to are
thrown in gratis" and he thinks that
being a gentleman is one Of the most
expensive professions an Englishman
can have. He declares 1t to be an ut
ter delusion that London Is cheap
place to live In. "For the poor man."
he says, ''the man whose income is less
than $500 year, there is no city where
less can be had in the way Of comforts
and even the necessities Of life. In
New York it is only the luxuries that
cost. The expenses of everyday living
may be as great or as small as one
cares to make them. New York, In
fact, is laid out for the poor man.
From the transportation system to the
price Of such Fundamental charges on
the household treasury as coal, ice,
fuel, meat, bread, milk and fruit, al
most everything conspires to bring him
in q good return for very small out
lay. All these things are cheaper in
New York. than in London."-London
Chronicle
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1902-03-27
DISTRESSING ASTHMA.
TO he Cured This nisease Must he
Fought In Early Stages.

Fought In Early Stages.
In popular usage asthma Is term
employed to describe a well known
condition, yet it is significant of the
broadened knowledge Of diseases in
general that, as distinct disease, the
name is applied in a more and more
restricted sense by physicians.
For example, the asthma Of which
DR.. johnson complains in his later
years, as recorded by Boswell, Is so
clearly set forth by the faithful biog-
rapher that the modern physician Is
even now able to determine that an
affection Of the heart was responsible
for it.
Asthma Is often family affection
and is frequently traceable to parents,
grandparents or great-grandparents
Most sufferers are of an excltable, emo
tional or nervous temperament. 1t
bears a rather striking analogy to cpl
lepsy in that it's attacks are character
ICED by suddenness and Influenced by
strong emotions, like fear or grief, and
not infrequently occur at night, when
the sufferer may be plunged from deep
sleep into an attack. In both diseases
excitement during the day Is often fol-
lowed by attacks.
Physicians believe, however, that a
high strung organization alone Is not
sufficient to develop the disorder, but
that some other source Of irritation
must be added-that Is, some faulty
state of the system elsewhere, like dis
ease Of the digestive tract, harmful
factors circulating in the blood, obsta-
cles to free breathing in the nose and
others.
Whatever may be the source they
must be dealt with energetically and Mt
an early stage, since long standing
cases Of asthma invariably develop
changes in the lungs and heart which
are permanent. The disease can then
be dealt with only by measures aimed
at palliating and cutting short the sep
arate attacks and with no reasonable
hope of an actual, permanent cure.
For the young sufferer and for those
in the early attacks Of asthma the
writer would emphasize the necessity
Of q thorough search for and the re-
moval Of any and every error In n.y.
gienic living in order to avoid the suf-
fering of the chronic asthmatlc and the
further diseases which it brings III its
train.-Youth's Companion.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1902-03-27
What He Came For. =

A learned Judge who was one OF the
guests at dinner was unexpectedly
called upon to reply to toast. Recov-
ering somewhat from his surprise, he
said that his situation reminded him
Of the story of man who fell into the
water while he was fishing.
With mo little difficulty he was res
cued, and, after he had regained his
breath and was in fairly comforta-
BILE condition, his rescuer asked him
how he came to fall into the water.
II did noD come to fall into the wa
ter" replied the unfortunate fisherman.
II came to fish,"
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1902-03-27

Great is the humor of woman when
she doesn't mean 1t, great Is the nerve
of woman when she doesn't need 1t,
and great are the nerves Of woman
when it so pleases her. This combina-
ton is blamable for the following: A
very pretty girl sat in a Long Island
railroad train. Suddenly the whistle
blew. 1t is perhaps not necessary to
say that Long Island railroad whis-
tie is more efacacious than otherwise.
1t is tuned to the key Of w and Is op-
Grated with great diapason, giving
out brand Of yelping shrek different
from anything known to nature. TO
repeat, the whistle whistled. "O-o-ow!'
cried the pretty girl. "Isn't that aw-
full? I should think the railroad COM
pany would have these things oiled. 1t
is an outrage" Her companion had
often heard Of wetting whistles, but
never before Of oiling them. Think 1t
over.-Brooklyn Times.