The Jennings daily record., 1902-02-22

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1t II % hard to be good when therd
= nothing by hut conscience to smile
approval.
The country Is facing a pickle FAM
Inc. That is not our fault-that Is
Sour misfortune.
Nicaragua is being advised to bring
suit against Panama for alternating
Uncle Sans flckle affections.
Equipped as he is with system of
handy signals, Marconi has no use for
postal cards or messenger boys.
According to unofficial census re-
turns the Inhabitants of the prairie
dog towns still number millions.
The fog will have to lift from Lon
don streets before anybody will buy
tickets for the coronation parade.
Now that Lii Hung Chang sleeps with
his fathers China has grown bold
enough to talk real sassy to Russia.
A st. Paul woman is complaining be.
cause her husband threw a dog at her
Why didn't she lam him with the cat:
French scientists want the world to
get its time from Paris, but Connecti-
cut clockmakers will protest against
this.
The man who laid in his winters
supply of coal in the fall does not OBJ.
ject to being classed as one of the has
bins.
Mrs. Astor is changing her citizen
ship to Rhode Island in the expectation
that her taxes will be small, to match
the state.
Since the discoverer of pepsin has
found it necessary to die every dys-
peptic in the land will shed tear ovss
his memory.
New York has the largest collection
of butterflies in the world, and they
are not all in the Museum of Natural
History, either.
If those Canadians who are going
around the world in canoe are wise
they will carry their relief expedition
along with them.
Prince Henry is buying presents to
distribute in this country. but it isn't
likely that he will be able to get away
without sighting few Of U.s.
From the way the European coun-
tries talk now it is surprising that
they could restrain themselves from
coming over to help us lick Spain.
Must eat only crackers and SKINNED
milk; mustn't drink, mustn't smoke. No
healthy Man With a Hoe need
covet John d. Rockefeller's billions.
Americans needn't lose any sleep
over that threatened European GUS
toms union. Too many cooks spoil
the broth. The earth is ours and the
fatness thereof.
Owing to the extraordinary expense
of the grand entree in Pekin the other
nations of the earth must be prepared
for heavy advance in the price OF
fireworks this year.
Except the one underneath, Austria
liza is the hottest country on record
The Australian farmer has to feed his
chickens on cracked ice to keep them
from laying boiled eggs.
In order to escape going to jail a
New Jersey man married a woman
from whom he stole. A woman some
times strikes on fine way of making
the punishment fit the crime.
1t speaks well for the financial con-
dition of the great Northwest that 6
bank in Great Falls, Mont, can lose
STE, 900 through the embezZlement o.
it's cashier and still remain solvent.
Mr.. Rockefeller has just given $100,
900 to a New York college. But DR.
Harper isn't worrying. He has goot
reasons for believing that there il
fully S26 200. 900 more where that cam,
from.
DR.. Knopf of the New York Academ!
of Medicine, has discovered disease
called "Phthisiophobia." 1t is form
of madness brought on by trying tt
make the first two consonants ente