Arizona republican., 1902-11-16

lIillhln HE can begin altnGr fifty whin ye'er head is full iv pothry an song. Tn Jews start right away. AS tn pote that Hogan knows says. they lisp in numbers. They're taught to play with tn usury law in tn cradle an 1t never ceases to be a toy with thim. When me friend Ickstein wants his son to behave, he says: 'Maxey, if we're good boy. pah-pah will let ye go out in tn yard an play with tn arithmetic 1 wanst wint to Mary Cassidy's school to see the childher show off. Whin she asst how nanny eight times iliven was, all tn little Jew boys was red in tn face an snap pin their fingers an all tn little Irish boys was thryin' to count it up with their lead pencils. But whin she ast who won at tn battle iv Bunker Hill. Jew boy thought it was Kuhn, Loeb an Comp'ny but the Irish boys knew who it was.
 Tn figures tn Jews is sthrong. Where they're weak is not carin' about money. I mane it.. A Jew cares about maxim money. A Connecticut Yam kee an Scotchman cares about mon- ey. There ar-re no Jews in New En- gland They can't make a Twin there
 A Connecticut Yankee would skin a Jew down to his collar button an burn what was lift iv him at tn stake as heretic. Tn raison fir it is this mind ye: A Jew makes down town an splnds up town. It's aisy come aisy go with Jew. He can't be dragged by gents furnishin' store with a show lV red neckties an silk undherwear in tn window. He has to have a dia- mon'as big as cake iv ice fir tn front " his shirt an n hnft1a ix Ol f'r his silk handkerchief. He blows him. silf fir brown stone house while Hie- gins iV Stamford is Twin in a flat. He's tn mainstay iv tn theaytres while Higgins is takin' in tn free letchers Ills wife has a seal-skin sack an ates her roast goose off a gool dish when Mrs. Higgins has to throw her husband on tn hure an get tn price iva shirt waist out iv him with a hatchet. Tn Jew out at tn races ivry day handin' hls good money to Yankee bookmaxers an he can't hear tn click iv q -,oker check without that queer feelin' that ne oughtn't go home. l never see q Jew that wudden't play cards or wan
 that knew how to play Yes. I did Know wan. Some frinds iv mine in in City Hall formed a syndicate an sint | him down to Columbus, Ohio. to thraf-
 f1c with a party iv mannyfacthrers
 that used to play wanst a week in a
 room over a livery stable. He cud
 mark ivry card in tn deck at wan
 shuff1e but he come home by freight
 Each of tn Christyans played with his ! own deck Ye don't catch Higgins iv
 Stamford throwin' away his money at
 races or poker A Jew makes down
 town an spinds up town, I tell ye. A l Connecticut man makes at both ends iV town. He makes a great dale on l railways an a little on eggs-a lot out
 iV other peoples widows an orphans
 an few out iv his own wife an
 chlldher-much firm tn stock exchange
 an something on tn butcher bill. Whin | all tn money in tn wurruld is gath
 cred in tn hands iv amy wan class
 tn Jews won't have. Most iv it II be in New England with a few odd dol lars in Scotland.
 Why ain't tn Jew a sojer, says ye?
 Why don't he fight fir his counthry? {?
 What wud be tn good? He knows he
 nlver cud get to be a ginral an no
 soJer wud iver inlist onless he was
 sure some day he wud become a
 gln'ral If Jew iver got to be a gin'ral an started out to lead tn army.
 EOihN III iSl all DtUlllu nlIll Q De sure
 to give him a poke in tn back with a
 baynit. What army wud follow
 Gin'ral Ikey Monheimer to victhry |? No, sir, tn Jews a wise man. Whin
 tn country calls f'r hayroes to sleep
 out. walk long an be shot at fir tn
 flag, he stays at home an rallies round
 tn bond market. Tn govermint obli-
 gation f'river, three cheers fir tn two,
 three an four I don't know but what
 1t takes braver man to buy a bond
 thin to fight a battle. I never did ayether so I can't say.
 But tn Jews is a fightin' people.
 Did ye iver think that nex to- tn wan gran -nachral fightin race in tn wur- ruld, there are more Jew prize fighters thin amy other kind? Aven there tn prejudice follows thim an tn best iv thlm are foorced to adopt some fine ol' lrlsh name. l knowed a gr-reat light weight wan time be tn name iv Terry OBrien. His fathers name was Solo mon Felsenthal an he was as Jew as halr-oll. Terrence or Abbey as perhaps shud call him, was as cap'ble a man
 as If he'd been bor-rn to tn name He mad a splindid reach but none too much
 considerin' tn length ivy his nose. Afther gloryous career, he wint Gown
 to defeat a tn hands iv a lad named
 Malone, whose arms were about tn length iv a potato masher but who mad nc nose to speak iv, him comin' 1T m Kerry where they lost their
 noses in tn time iv Cahal-More firm thryin' to find out what was go:n' on in tn adjinin' counties.
 No, sir. they'se no raison fir bein' frightened about tn Jews. They won hurt us. If they ain't good citizens. they're good enough They don't throuble tn divoorce ccorts an can't raymimber iver seein' wan dhrunk-I mane to say, rale good an l k ed. come-on- -all-iv-ye-polismon- I preferred-that kind iv drunk" Iheyre gettin' tn best iv ivry-
 tnlng' said MT. Hennessy. They'll
 dhr1ve us out iv tn country" They'll not" said MT. Doolav They'se wan proof that they're maxim no progress
 Whats that?"
 They're all dimmycrats," said MT i Dooley.