Sequachee Valley news. (Sequachee [Sequatchie], Tenn.) 1896-1952, 1902-07-31

Adam to have professions aud ban
quets This festal day Is to rival
all those of departed epochs. 1t is
to surpass all the festivals in all
the story ofman's upward progress
1t is to be an assemblage of our
country's elite We extend invi
/ tations to ali who are Jacksoniane
ward inclined. We propose to give
gratis conveyance as we have just
received our selection of superb
coaches and wagonettes. We mean
to approach Jasper (the Mecca for
politicians from the four directions
From So, Pittsburg we are expects
ing fine display-(bring US few
from B-port. brothers); from Tracy
City, something grand; from Whit
well, something-well, not so
much; from Whiteside a good ag,
gregation On the outside of this
"modern highway transit" will be
mammoth picture of Grover
Cleveland Oouched with golden
tints) with his index finger point,
ing inward. You press a golden
button, the door opens to you. Up
on entering Booker T. Washington
will take your hat and usher you to
a toileling room where you may be
served with any kind Of refresh
ment you desire. Coming back
you will take seat alongside such
men as Grover Cleveland, Palmer
and Buckner, Booker 7 Washing
ton, Gov. Longino and Edgar S.
S. Wilson (the stars of the occasion J
The proud driver, in his silk hat,
will be instructed to stop from time
. TO time and take on any pedestrian
bearing our colors and banquetward
| bound. We can see now the "old
J hayseeds" sitting upon the picket
7 fences along the route ready TO join
5 the procession or if go they can't
7 they will lift that wrinkled and
t weather-beaten hand, waving us a
: last adieu and wishing us a pro-
t fitable job. Too, we are expecting
t to see labor's brawny hand slicing
the air wishing us a gala day and
: an enjoyable time. Arriving al
g Jasper the banqueters will meet
g committees on entertainment. We
a have appointed L. Havron and M
S Allison as committee on creden,
Y tials. Hacticians will, with mo
dern modus operandi, muster tht
0 aggregation into SPLENDID process
# sion headed by mounted guarC
/. composed of Grover Cleveland
+ Gov. Longino, Edgar S. Wilson
t Palmer & Buckner. The pedes
n trians headed by I. Hayron ant
n M. Allison will modestly follow ii
S in the wake Of the vanishing cham
i pions. Forming in the square thi
o seething mass of political units
n will march up Main Street" to the
n former site Of Sam Houston wher,
/ our splendid hall now stands wher,
n a splendidly arranged program viii
e be rendered
S, The festivities will be opened By
r. the president, Grover Cleveland
n subject. The disloyalty of the ranl
It and file" followed by Booker I
le Washington in defamation, sub
le ject of his own selection. Next OF
It the program will follow Gov Lon
l. gino, subject; The troubles of al
It official man in the far south.' Mex
is will follow Palmer & Buckner, sub
re ject; "The ostracism Of the old maj
te in politics" Next followed b,
is Booker T, Washington, subject
of "The negro as political unit.
ID Music by the orchestra. Next o.
r the program will be NJ Allison
I'd subject: "A candidates perversio
or Of the peoples design" Music b
es the band. Marching Throug
e Georgia" Next we will have tn
m honor Of listening to 4. Havror
d. subject: "Fhe pulse OF democrac
ay in rural districts, Other speech,
b = will be sandwiched between as tn
ty spirit runs higher, after which III
he assemblage will retire TO the thin
ON floor where all kinds OF reiresl
lis men will be served, aud man
Dl~ various and sundry toasls viii |
n given.
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