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Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1902-05-21
EIcK Apnn

MANNING. May 2@Lyman Kyser is working
for Olas Larson An ice cream social will be
held at the Manning church next Saturday
evening for benefit OF the pastor. Mr.. Cal
strup and family visited with Anton Nelson
sunday Eva kyser is working for Mrs. o.
a. Smith 90. School commenced with Tolena
Mellem, teacher AIvy Harris YVES on Tate
Ridge sunday evening Aivy Guist is lead
er in the ball games at Manning Minnie
Green and Frank kyser passed through this
valley Sunday. MAJ
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1902-05-21

ELISHA H. MORRISON was born ia Gurnsey
county, OHIO, February g. 1893, and aied At
his home in Viroqua May 10 1902 aged 90
years. months and 10 days He came to vi
roqua in 1856; was married TO Lovina Chan
man in 1860. to which union ten C tildren were
horn, of whom eight are still living. Funeral
services we're held In the Christian church
May Is. conducted by Rev Stemen Mr. Nor.
fison was familiar figure Ia this communi-
ty where he ever bore the reputation of an
honorable man, upright C4tizen and good
neighbOr. His honoreG father, the late Ma
thaniel Morrison, was ros ng citizen and
pioneer. Beside MIR. NJ Ems Immediate
family three brothers, Alex and John
survive him. r.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1902-05-21
Mar Il Fnlen,s kidnex Cnre.

Answer 1t Is made from prepare
ton of leaking Chicago PHYSICAL, and
one of the most eminent in the country
The ingredients are the purest that mon
eg can buy. and are scientifically COM
bined to get their natural value. A J..
johnson, druggist
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1902-05-21
Our Team Harness

varies in style and finish accord
ing to price, but at all figures
there's good value. The stock
used throughout is good oak tan
ned leather. The trimmings,
whether of nickle. brass, rubber
or iron, are of excellent quality.
The workmanship, visable and
invisible, is first class. This har-
ness will wear out but it won't
break out.
S28 to $40.
B. F. FERGUSON, Viroqua.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1902-05-21
AN EXPLANATION.

I WISH TO SAY IN REGARD TO MY
mother, Mrs Prindle, not having a home
i not SO, Tor v do intend to take care of her
during her Ifs time, and she has "A contract
from M, and can say that she has no reason
to want 70 &c to the poor house, but II she
goes we are not to blame, for my mother h.
the same home that we do She has ulenty
to eat and good clothes to wear
Genoa, May 10, 1902 ABRIE HALL.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1902-05-21
Have sold Badger Engines Mr. W. D. Lind and Sam Strait
Each engine is fully guaranteed.
First publication May 81, 1905.
PROBATE NO rICE.
Notice of Application for Final settlement
~ EkNoN COUNTY COURT IN PROBATE
' state Of Wisconsin. County of Vernon S.
In the matter OF the vetate of Haaken o, Hot,

In I ne matteT OF IDe cttAVe UI uA4AheI U IlV v
deceased
on reading ant fli'g the apple alton O.
Famine o Hol- admi .tratrix nf the estate g.
HAAken D Holt, d. sed, represent anon
other things tbst lac - fully admin t>ter'ai the
said estAi auu ltA ,uR hst q time aud ace b.
hxed for nlnx 'hd blowing s'' " at 81
her aemiu,s al.n, aid ha, T.. $ d ,a II the
said -JA @ he ssig I'd To IN n y - ar
by Las Gu 10 I'd t. sA- SAN;
II IL ,,rd-. e.. That ~aIi APP iCStl1u b. hssrn
bef,,r., tRts suur4 r.gu ~ teen hereof t.
be held a tue Or ~ .te uti x IA u cry = Yiro
qua un the lss d.. o. July. A u. 1872. 1t IL
oclort NJ
II l. Further Or cred, That notice OF said
aplttit.ati,In aud hrarluz be given to a Il Jer-
sons Interested toy publication of copy OF
this order tor tutce successive weeks In the
Vernon County Censor, u newspaper printed
I'm said couuLs, before the day fixed for SAID
hearing. By the tUurt,
q u MAHuNEY, County judy.
Dated this u q day ~ May, A. y i902.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1902-05-21

Save Your Metal. Rubber and Rags.
/ am prepared to buy these and pay
liberal prices. Residence east Of Slacks
machine warehouse Notify me if I'm.
able to deliver. SAM WILETzKY.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1902-05-21
BUILDINGS FnR SALE

4 ~ SCHOOL BOARD on THE VILLAGE
-nI Re d~'owu, will olcr sat-, o The
hl2'"~' ht"'' the following d. y riS,.' prop
r't Oh' iwelling house sud h7r hu s~p is
Ia ~" cor Ufinn; possession rtVrN ,,u the
q y " sal" Also the old school h.rlldl,,., nd
ir' '4r"lS D." session given Ht cad III 81 moi
tHr Fc" further particulars a. = az ,,r tC-
dress ". REEVE, Clerk 4, adj w.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1902-05-21
ForSaIe

THE FOLLOWING DESCRIBED LAND.
l The sw i OF the NV u OF the sw \ Of sec.
tioal7 the ne part of the ne y OF the sw4 OF
section ~ the ne \ OF the sw OF section %
ID, nerth, range 5. west. Apply to
BUTT & BUTT VtrouuA Wis
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1902-05-21

At her home in VirGqua. saturday, MAY II OF
pneumonia, Mrs TESsA STOKES after an III
ness of near three weeks. u rs born October
lS. 1873, leaving her husband, Jona Stokes aud
four dear little children ana many friends to
mourn her loss, She was working hard to
help her husband dt up their new home and
after much, sickness in the family she took
down spd gently passed away Christ came
to her heart and she died In great peace Was
buried at Dell. Funeral sermon preached by
Rev. Witherbee of Viroqua. The saddened
husband returns thanks to his neighbors for
their sympathy Ia his sorrow. G. wN
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1902-05-21
SOMETHING NEW

NOGR PHOTO On A SEA SHELL. SEND
L your photograph aud % cents, aud re-
celVe one or these shells. Your photograph
returned FIRST ten ia each town draws a
prize. SIX with same photo for 4 IS Order
q, oEce. y l.. l42t Union Ave, Tacoma,
Washington
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1902-05-21
RFcFINER,S NnT1cF

'sNlE IN DERStG NED. RE Ff1FR OF THE
| Linde ur,nG -Rusk Bank "a; VIrooua. de-
sireS 10 giv" notice thar he Is prtt,, red to nav
alrrrtihcabeS aud other clalus ~ inst Saii
institution Persons who have mot filed their
cl"ims ar. ~ questpd 10 do SO - he earliest
:. ?" roSSihl" ON e over ~. ,."w Rank %
Niroqua O1ice hours . to IL; \ lo'clocl
FRED ECkHA RDi, receiver
Y ftua, WIS Apru.2 l9u2
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1902-05-21
Like a nrowntrg Wen.

Five years ago disease called dys-
pepsia took such hold of me that |
could scarcely go, writes Geo. Marsh
we'll known attorney of Norona, Texas
II took quantities of pepsin and other
medicines but nothingshelped me. As a
drowning man grabs at a straw | grab
bed at Kodol felt an improvement at
once and after few bottles Am sound
aud we'll Kodol is the only prepare
ton which exactly reproducss the nat
ural digestive juices and consequently is
the only one which digcsts any
god food and cures any form of stom-
acl t~Ouble
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1902-05-21

F oley's Honey an, Tar contains no.
opiates and can safely be Civ en- to chill
dren and is peculiarly adapted for asth
ma, bronchitis and horseness.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1902-05-21

In the death of Mrs VIM. Haggerty, YER
non county loses one Of its oldest residents.
Mrs. Sarah Hamilton Haggerty, was born
Oct. 0, 1914, In Washington county, Penn,
Died at her home near Sugar Grove, Nav TO-
1902. She was married TO William Haggerty
April 3, 1895. They resided in Washington
family moved to Perry county, Ohio In 1856
they removed to Wisconsin aid took up their
residence in Vernon county,, where she has
since made her home. SIZE was the mother
OF eight children OF which three have pre-
coded her. In her younger days she united
with the Presbyt erian lurch and held that
faith until her death. Funeral services at
Sugar Grove church. NJ; ~, Rev. Nefll OFF,
Standardization Hel AID
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1902-05-21
LAND FOR SALE.

'E'HE UNDERSIGNED WILL SELL REAL
L estate In tie estate Otto Grosskopf Ia
town Of Hamburg. one nile south OF Oh ase-
ourg, on May 20. 100 acres of land to be sold,
% acres Improved. balance good timber land.
Roou buildings. Il. NJ, KRACHEIs
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1902-05-21
DIED.


Mrs. MARGRBT e. POWELL. wife Of Elijah
Powell, died at her home May 5th, 1902 She
was II years, 10 months and Is days old. was
born in Dayton, Ohio She leaves an aged
husband and one son. two sisters and one
brother and four grandchildren, besides a
large circle OF friends who will miss her
Services conducted by Rev. f. Decker.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1902-05-21
PAsruRAGp Avn woon avn :,

NOR SALE, NINETY ACRES or WOoD
J. and pasture land. three miles southwest
OF NtroQua. Has running water, Inquire of
joan w. LAKE VirOaua
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1902-05-21
TO CURE AcoLp oSEpaY

Take Laxative Bromo-Q uinine Ia blets
All druggists refund money If it tails 10
cure. E w. Groves signature Is on
each box. e5c.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1902-05-21
4 GENTS WANTED.

| tFE Of 4, DEWITT TALMAGE, BY HIS
! son, lev. Frank Dewitt Talmage and as
oook e. dorsed by the Talmage family Enor
nous proht for agents who act quickly. Out
~ ~ ter ceuts; Write Immediately. CLARK &
20, - ;, 4th street PHILADELPHIA Pa. Mem
tuS this paper.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1902-05-21
hARM0NY

SOUTH RIDGE. May 20--Farmers are getting
theiE corn ground ready TO plant. Ever
Hermansen is wOrkin2 at his tabacco ground
McLees is Smuggling the Beamis house in
which he lives. Our school under manage
ment of Miss Kathryn Wall. closed Friday.
Many OF the parents came Friday Afternoon
to hear the program Ed Noble and his
best girl were on this ridge, Sunday visiting
with friends e.. Mr. Waup hauled several
loads OF grain to market Charlie Whit
craft Is making the road dusty with his new
wheel. Born, to Mr.. and Mrs Aman Trygge-
stad, May H. u SON.. Jerry Miller is again on
work on bis farm Kathryn Wall went home
last Friday evening nth her brother-in-l law,
William Tibbets Of Victory Freddie Jac-
OLSON was on the ridge visiting with old
friends and schoolmates :. Mr. and Mrs
Leonard Engler went down on DeSoto ridge
Saturday 20 visit the latter's parents -. Rob-
Mills brought his bride home last week We
all wish them prosperous and happy li'e
SpA ID
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1902-05-21
OUR COUNTY GLEANIGNs,
From the Brain and Pens of ths Censor's
Live Country and Village writers.


LONELY VALLEY. May lg--On account of
almost daily rains the past week, lots OF farm
ers have failed 10 get their corn planted.
Mr.. Rude is also behlr d In sheep sheaFing o..
Mr.. Opsahl has given up tobacco raising and
Is doing railrnad work The dance 20 have
been at Mat Rnde's was = failure 49,. Herman
Thompson has rented a ndrew Cerness' Ooac-
co land, has also taken Juues behring's tobac-
co on shares. b Ele visited Mat Rudes
We hope the boys will have good success
Lewie Nicholson passed through che valley
last Sunday. 81 axe jacobson is driving p
new team. Tobacco plants are doing Fhe
We think farmers in this community VIII
plant tobacco 10 about three weess Aug
swenson visited Mr. Brambo at Ayaianche.
BLUE JAY.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1902-05-21
Notice.

VNHE UNDERSIGNED HAsAa.yEAR ON
i Red Polled bull for sale. weight ZOO or
l 800 pounds, Is registered animal and a good
one. JAS. DICKSON, Bloomingdale Wis
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1902-05-21
Brafn Food Nonsense.

Some men seem to think it Is a virtue
not to commit crime.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1902-05-21
TAkE NIKE AZ nREArMLl

A man is what he make himself; a
wons.n what her dressmaker makes her.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1902-05-21

COOK Hollow & BISHOP BRANCH, May 21--
We were exceedingly glad to notice that Ross
opened up her heart and poured out such
Interesting, news. J ID Nicks is making
some improvements on his house,
Henry has purchased horse Rev Price
preached to quite good sized audience last
Wednesday evening. We would like TO see
every one turn out 70 our church meetings.
Clara Geary, who has been working at Chas.
MasOn's, went 80 her home at Newton our
assessor, Mr.. Boggs, was in the Hollow On
business Frank Nicks has a young tFotting
horse. Chas. Mason gave the young folks
on the branch a reception in the way of
dance A good time was reported.".By the
waV. | would like for someone to answer this
eonuDdrum: Why is the town Of Ross like
the mooDY Some people place little credeDce
IN Chas. Phillips song composing. Charley
Will satisfy their curiosity In about one year.
-. Mrs. VIM. Turner. who has beeen seriously
III Is said TO be much better . One who be
lieyes that Cook Branch Is all OK
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1902-05-21

WANTED. YOUNG MAN To LEARN
W drug business; must have a fair edu.
cation and SPEAK Norwegian
o. a. UNsETH, westby, Wis.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1902-05-21
MARRIED.

Atthe residence of Arthur Psrr, In the town
OF Clinton, by william Dolen, ESQ on April
"a, Mr.. EMERY PERKINS and Miss Lulu GREY
IsToN, both Of Clinton.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1902-05-21

AT the farm home Of the brides parents In
the town Of Liberty by Rev, Decker Mr.. JOHN
ROBERT MILLS and Miss SARAH SLBAuGH
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1902-05-21

No rich woman ever gets fat; she stops
when she becomes buxom.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1902-05-21

Near Westby, May A. Miss MINNIE, daugb-
ter of Mr.. and Mrs. Aune knudson, aged %
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1902-05-21
GOOD BUSINESS FOR SALE.

Desiring to devote our exclusive at
tention to our lumber business we have
decided to dispose of our general mer-
chandise line at LaFarge, Wis. To any
one wishing good deal in fine cash
town, we would say our location is cen
trial and our trade encouraging in all
respects Our stock is as fresh as any
IN Vernon county. We invite CORES
pondence, THAYER BROS.
La Fargo, May 5, 1902.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1902-05-21

Better insure increasing satisfaction
instead of increasing dislike, bv choosing
from our unlimited stock. Pspers Of
every price from cent to 50 cents
quality superb-price right. No trouble
to find what pleases-the trouble is to
decide which you will have to give up.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1902-05-21
LOW SHOES

Everybody is going to wear them this
summer. You'll need pair
ROGERS q WILLIAMS.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1902-05-21

1t is better to take pride in your de-
scendants than in your ancestors.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1902-05-21

Come and see cur papers as often a
you like.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1902-05-21
WALL
PAPER
REGRETS.

Unless you are decidedly plea,e1 with
wall paper before it is hung you are 60
ing to dislike it after it is on. add You'll
have to dislike it good while
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1902-05-21
enrLA.sArlor o. ASSESSORS. sLAsr.

Supervisor of Assessment Gauper tells
the CENSOR that there is some confusion
among the assessors relative to a new
blank which is to be filed out in making
return of moneys, accounts, notes, bonds,
mortgages. etc. The manner of averag-
ing these things for the year Is the bone
OF contention Mr.. Gauper has just re-
ceived Instruction from the state tax
commission on this point and asks the
CENSOR 10 publish the salient points for
information of assessors and tax payers
generally.
QUESTION AND ANSWER
If A should possess 81 200 on the first
day of January and keep the same dur
ing the months of
The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1902-04-03

Busy persons. forced TO defend them
selves from interminablt takers who
have little TO say. can appreciate hint
to which Henry ~. OF France once re-
sorted. A parliamentary deputy called
upon him and made a long speech.
The king listened patiently for a
time. then he decided that his visitor
would do we'll to condense his remarks.
He took him by the hand and led him
to where they could see the gallery OF
the Louvre.
"What do you think OF that building
When IT is finished. it will be good
thing, will IL not?"
Yes" replied the man OF many
words. not guessing what was coming
next.
"Well. monsieur, that is just the way
with your discourse" was the king IS
mild observation.
The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1902-04-03
Mixing His Metaphors.

To Lord Rosebery's famous spade
and wind" metaphor may be added two
or three lapses, not all Of which are
mixed metaphors, perpetuated by Lord
Londonderry.
In 1895 Lord Londonderry threw the
house OF lords into roars OF laughter
during the debate on the second read
Ing Of the Irish land bill by grayely de
clarlng that this Is the reason why
you have failed TO settle the Irish land
question in the future as you have done
I'm the past
In the course Of the same speech he
concluded a period with. This is the
keystone OF the bill, are you going tc
kill itY
Better still was n sentence which ht
uttered IN 1897 when speaking once
more on the Irish land question, "Tha'
your lordshp will see" referring TO
quotation be had just made. Endorses
up to the hilt what | have sald."-Tat
tier.
The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1902-04-03

The man who has an old book re-
bound can never be too minute In his
instructions to his binder. Once upon a
time, 1t is said. tattered Shake
speare" was sent to the binders for the
sole purpose Of preserving a number OF
marginal notes in manuscript. What
was the chagrin Of the owner when his
book came back with the edges neatly
pared and gilt and the notes that he
treasured half cut away.-New York
Tribune
The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1902-04-03
Animal fstsiiissssss

Elephants are among the most s5'
yeheiy drilled of animals Their inteIli.
GENE does not have free play In con-
sequence. But all English trainers
agree&hat there is a great difference In
capacity between them and that some
will learn and remember lesson far
more, quickly than others.
Cats haHe very "leyel" brains and
yre too self centered and self contained
rs rule TO show the distinctions
which exist between them. Their
strongest instinct Is toward kind OF
domestic comfort not exactly shared
with human beings, but enjoyed In
their company, TO which the cat per-
fectly adapts Itself. Yet there are mis-
antmopic eats which make no secret Of
their dislike and contempt for mankind
in general, only come into the house
under protest and would prefer to sleep
In Il coal cellar to taking their nap In
good society. These are the exceptions
In the cat world. but every one has met
with them.
Birds are usually regarded as pos
sesslng brains I'm classes" not as indi-
ylduals, the origin OF the belief being
probably the fact that birds Of one
species usually build exactly the same
kind OF nest. The generalization Is not
correct. The same species may have
brains Of all capacities. London Spec
tatOr
The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1902-04-03
How lie Saved Him.

They were speaking Of certain ply
slcian fayorably occasionally, but most
~ otherwise. Finally one OF the party
spoke Of the good qualities Of the alb
sent doctor and said his life had once
been saved by the much criticised prac'
tltioner.
How is that" some one asked. Il
did not know he usually treated you"
mo. he does not" said the man. but
one day when my family physician
was out OF town was suddenly taken
III and sent for this fellow in the emer-
gency, and he couldn't come
The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1902-04-03
He Was Only One.

A soldier who had just enlisted was
placed on guard over cannon. 1t was
not long before he abandoned his post
and went to a tavern not far of, where
he INDUCED in the flowing bowl.
Fellow, why did you abandon your
post - exclaimed the captain. who hap
pened to put in an appearance.
Captain" was the reply OF the In
cipient son OF Mars. 1--WE tried TO lift
that cannon, and I'm satisfied no one
can carry It away. and If more than
one Of the enemy comes after it | can't
keep them of"
The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1902-04-03

A curious custom prevails at Huay-
nlng-hsien, in Kwangsi. On the fif-
teenth day Of the first month In each
year all the young ladies and gentle
men take walk TO the Yenyen noun
tain. Each damsel carries little box.
which she deposits at the foot Of the
hill. Any young gentleman DESTROYS OF
entering the bonds Of matrimony may
select one OF the boxes and take II
away with him. whereupon the fair
owner OF the box makes herself known,
and an acquaintanceship Is thus form
ed. III assorted matches are not likely
to occur, as this custom Is observed
only among the well TO do classes OF
society.
The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1902-04-03

"And haven't you got any more mon
eyY asked the sweet young thing sell
ing chances at the church fair.
Eyes; I've got dollar" reluctantly
admitted the unfortunate but truthful
young man. "But put it in the sole Of
my stocking before putting on my
shoes so as 10 have something to pay
NV car fare home. Brooklyn Eagle.
The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1902-04-03
white as a Color.

Speaking scientifically, white Is a
combination of all colors-that a. the
pure light of the sun when decomposed
by the spectrum analysis shows that 1t
is made up of all the cOiors. Speaking
popularity. white is a color, as a paint,
and is not a color, as when we say that
a persols was perfectly colorless.'
The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1902-04-03
The Best Blood Purifier.

The blood is constantly being purified
by the lungs, liver and kidneys. Keep
these organs in healthy condition and
the bowels regular and you will have no
need OF a blood purifier. For this pur'
pose there is nothing equal to Chamber
lanes Stomach and Liver Tablets. one
dose OF them will do you more good than
a dollar bottle OF the best blood puri8er.
Price, % cents. Sample free at " M.
Lewis's drug store.
The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1902-04-03
Large Family.

Patsy DOoley was a very poor arith-
meticlan and was puzzled by a great
many questions OF numbers which did
not enter other peoples heads.
One day new acquaintance remark
ed In his presence:
81 have eight brothers,
aye have eight brothers, said Pat
sy. "Then suppose livery wan o
thin has eight brothers tooT
Certainly"
"Arrah. thin" said Patsy, "how
many mothers had the sixty-foor o
yef"
The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1902-04-03

"There is a very intimate nervous
connection between the brain and the
stomach" said the scientific man.
That explains It," answered the
humble person who is willing to learn.
"WhatT
"The reason why nearly every politi-
cal alliance or financial deal has to be
discussed at a banquet. Washington
Star.
The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1902-04-03

mo wonder they say the British are
slow in seeing joke"
"Why soT'
81 told the chap from London that
we never ate q rabbit stew without
finding a hare in it, and he Is going
home and write a paper entitled Neat
ness Needed In American Kitchens "
Chicago News.