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The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1902-05-01
His Rebuke.

Years ago at a great university in
Massachusetts, says the Youths Com
panion, there was a distinguished pro-
fossor whose looks did not correspond
to the sweetness and power of his
mind. His face was one of the sort
that suggests nicknames, and his way
of walking and talking were easily
turned to caricature.
One of his students was a clever
mimic. He took off the droIleries of
all members of the faculty to the de-
light of his fellow students, and this
professor came in for his share of rid
icule.
1t happened that once when the MINI
ic was amusing some of his classmates
with limitations of Prof. - one of
the audience was a tactless telltale,
who boarded at the professors house.
OF course he told the good old gentle
man that he had been the object of
irreVerent ridicule.
The next day the professor called his
mimic to his desk after class, and said,
quietly:
Mr.. Harrison, understand that you
have been having some fun at my ex-
pense. l realize that 1 lend myself to
caricature, and 1 do not mind your
amusing yourself and others by taking
off my peculiarities. All l suggest is
that in the future you be careful to
choose for your audience men of tact
and good sense
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1902-05-01
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Remarkably Popular Remedy Comments
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for yourself that all said about blood
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II find Blood Wine most remark
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Gas a never failing remedy for lung
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"Blood Wine'' costs fifty cents bottle,
but you can sample it free of charge at
Lippman Bros drug store.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1902-05-01

Every child of the South born before
1870 has heard the phrase, Rich as
Wade Hampton" because it survived
many years after the fortunes of war
had made Gen. Hampton a poor man,
says the Birmingham Age-Herald, 1t
survived by force of habit. And per-
haps there is not in the South a son
and daughter of a former slave owner
past five-and- thirty who does not re-
call the story of Wade Hampton and
his slave.
The story ran that Wade Hampton
was riding along a highway that led
through one of his numerous planta-
tions when he met a likely negro
"feIlow"-"likely" is an old Southern
ism meaning fine, and, with fellow
was applied alone to first-class slaves.
He drew rein and accosted the slave
thus:
You are a likely fellow-who do you
belong TOP
Wade Hampton, sir"
"Ah! And who is Wade Hampton"
please, sir, master, you mus be
from de Norf, case Mas Wade Hamp-
ton is de berry fust gemmun in de
Souf'
The story used to be told to illustrate
the greatness in numbers of Wade
Hamptons slaves; his own slaves did
not know him by sight-that is, hum
dreds and thousands of them did not.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1902-05-01
A Good One on Chnuncey.

cannot resist here telling a story
concerning Chauncey Depew, writes
Joe Mitchell Chapple, in the National
Magazine. 1t is too good to be origi-
nal, but the senator must be in it,
just as Lincoln was in all the stories
of past period. A tramp met the
senator and asked him in that easy,
velvet-tongued way:
Would you kindly assist "a" etc.
Chauncey, of course, is an easy
mark, and as he famed himself after
extracting the quarter, the tramp in
quired:
And who may 1 say was so kind
hearted?'
"Oh, never mind. That's all right"
But in after years, when l recall
those whose tender hearts
Never mind, my good fellow"
Then l cannot accept it, sir. 1 must
let my friends know"
We'll, tell 'em it was Grover Cleve-
land, and let it go at that"
The tramp put the quarter back in
his pocket leisurely and shook his
head
Nov, my good fellow" said the
senator, may 1 ask your name?"
"A gentleman in distress is 10th to
confess"
Yes, but if I have your name 1 may
be able to help you"
No, my pride will not permit"
But allow me to know whom 1 have
had the pleasure of meeting in this
happy way
"Oh, well, tell 'em it was Chauncey
Depew, and let it go at that"
Chauncey famed himself and let it
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1902-05-01
THE TELLER inquiry.

1t looks from information in posses
sion of the War Department as if there
were no foundation for the charge that
has been made on the floor of the SEN
ate that the sugar trust is the owner of
pretty nearly all Of the last sugar crop
of Cuba, and, therefore, would be the
beneficiary if the bill granting a reduc-
ton of 20 per cent. on sugar imported
from that island were passed. The
Teller committee was appointed for the
purpose of investigating this charge.
and has already begun its work. 1t
has been suggested that the committee
ought to go to Cuba, or at least bring
witnesses from there, in order TO get at
the facts. 1t appears, however, that
the War Department, through Gen.
Wood, has already made an investiga-
ton, and has all the information the
investigating committee is likely to get
from any other source.
An intimation has been thrown out
that Senator Teller objects to accept
ing the information gathered by the
War Department, but it is safe to say
that he will accept it, If he becomes
convinced that IL is reliable, and there
does not appear to be any reason for
doubling it's reliability. There would
be nothing gained by imparting to the
committee false information, even if
the department were capable of doing
such a thing, which, of course, IL isn't.
The information furnished by Gen.
Wood is that of the 500 900 long tons
of sugar of the last crop 230, 900 tons,
at the time of the inquiry, were in the
hands of the planters, 23s, 900 tons were
pledged to bankers for loans, but still
owned by the planters, 200 900 had been
sold to island firms, $4,000 had been
sold and exported and about 5000 tons
were held by the sugar trust and other
American purchasers. If these figures
are approximately correct the story
that the sugar trust owns all the sugar
in Cuba, and would, therefore, profit
by tariff concession made to Cuba, will
cut no figure in the proposed Cuban
relief legislation
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1902-05-01

Rev. c. Tabor Thompson of Phila~
delphia said in the course of his ser
mon a night or two ago; Il am sure
that no one can obtain an incorruptible
crown who uses tobacco" So if they
smoke here, Mr.. Thompson is going to
make them smoke hereafter, Ell? Luck
lily, he is not the arbiter of the destiny
of mankind. If he were, many a fine
and sanity old preacher would be de-
MED his just reward for no other rea-
son than that Mr.. Thompson does not
like the smell of tobacco smoke.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1902-05-01
PERSONAL.

DIR. Fernando E. Guachalla. the
Bolivian Minister at Washington.
Mexico and Caracas, is one of five
candidates for the presidency of his
country.
The Austrian army has an active
general who is 50 years old. This is
Field Marshal Lieutenant Baron
Schwartz Meiller, who has been an
officer seventyfour years and fifty
years a general. He is one Of five Off
GERS still alive who marched with their
luggage on their backs from Lemberg
to Naples.
Col. Ernest C. Stahl of Trenton, N.
j., is known to secret society people
all over the land. He belongs to TWEEN
ty-eight different organizations and
has travelled from one end of the coun-
try to the other on business connected
with one or other of them. The colo
mel owns a prosperous newspaper pub
lished in the state capital of New Jer-
sew.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1902-05-01
BRIGHT BITS.
sey.

Their Privilege.-"Well, all the
scholars can't be first, you know" "Oh,
no! Only one can be first, and the
others can make believe they don't
care. Puck.
Getting Back.-Customer to Palmist
-"Five dollars fee? Er-would you
have any objection to waiting until
get some of the money you say is COM
ing to ?"-Brooklyn Life.
Neighbours Boy-"Ma said she'd
lick me i'll didn't ask your forgiveness.
She's watching me from the window, so
out with it, or I'll thump you when |
catch you alone" Our Boy well,
I'll forgive you till my big brother gets
home, and then if you know when
you're we'll off you'll stay mighty close
to your own house. Tit Bits.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1902-05-01

In this age Of competition it is we'll to
be able to discriminate between the good
and the bad of everything. 1t does not do
to judge too much by appearances, for
everything that glistens is not necessa-
rily gold, or even silver, but in a great
many instances simply old tin, polished
Up. 1t is hard to be mistaken when one
first has an opportunity to make thor
ough investigation and sample an article
free of charge, before buying. This is the
way the Louis Daudelin Co., of Worces-
ter, Mass, have placed upon the market
their celebrated French medical com
pound, "Blood Wine" and their earnest
request is that everyone in i'll health, to
whose case their remedy is suited, shall
take advantage of the privilege and sat
isfy himself that there are no miSrep-
reservations, no extravagant promises,
no misleading quotations and no false
testimonials. The Daudelin people en-
joy the respect and friendship of Massa-
chusettS citizens and wherever else that
they are known, and it is their desire to
push this feeling of confidence and esteem
to the four corners of the globe. Conse-
quently "Blood Wine" bears the imprint
Of honor throughout.
In order that everyone may know ex-
actly what he is buying and know just
what to expect from every bottle of
BLOOD Wine,'' it is sold to every drug
gist with the understanding that he shall
provide everyone calling, with a free
sample. This enables you to test and
investigate right here at home the
workings of this remedy.
blood Wine'' cures disease by begin
min Of tba vary found afiOp Of fh q froubla
1t undermineS disease as readily as dis
ease overcomes the normal conditions of
the system. To cure any kind of disease
it is necessary to commence on the
vital fluid of the body-the blood. Any
never lived into whose flesh the germs of
disease could creep when healthy blood
flowed through the veins. Sores on the
body, pimples and blOtcheS are produced
in the same way that sores on the lungs
or in the kidneys or any other part of the
body are brought on. What is conSump-
ton? Nothing but sore, puS-emitting,
discharging sore, or mass of sores, which
if you could see would remind you of
any kind of disgusting sore. What causes
it and what will cure it? The blood.
An impoverished, unhealthy corpuscle-
less blood produces all the ills that flesh
is heir to. A rich, thick, healthy, &C
tive blood will cure them.
''That disease in the family has been
handed down from generation to genera
tion-its in the blood" you hear people
say and its true.
If you don't rid yourself of disease,
sou surely do hand it down to your chill
Gren and grandchildren. BLOOD Wine''
has wonderful medicinal characteristic.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1902-05-01

We have no doubt that the County
Commissioners are preparing to repair
the improved county roads, but if they
wait much longer there is one of them,
namely, the Dale avenue road, which
will have to be entirely rebuilt. There
is a great deal of complaint of this
road. 1t is said to be full of holes all
the way from the city to Thunderbolt.
This road ought to be attended to i'm
mediately. Otherwise it will cost al
most as much to repair it as it cost to
build it. At present one man, having
a horse and cart at his disposal, could
repair it in a few weeks. A cart load
of Augusta gravel would be sufficient
to repair a broken place in most cases.
If the holes are neglected a few weeks
longer pretty nearly every one of them
will require several loads of gravel. In
looking after roads it is economy to
repair breaks in them as fast as they
are discovered.
We do not know what arrangements
the County Commissioners have for
keeping the ROADS III repair out II 10 d
pretty safe proposition that they would
save the county money if they should
keep one man and a cart occupied all
the time in repairing them.
We published yesterday an article
from the Horseless Age, in which the
roads around Savannah are spoken of
in very complimentary manner, and
the automobilists of the country told
that if they want to enjoy their ma
chimes during the winter months they
will find opportunity to do so at Sa-
vannah, where the roads are admirable
and the climate and hotel accommoda-
tions all that could be desired.
1t is important, therefore, that the
roads should be kept in repair for the
pleasure of our own people. and as a
means of attracting very desirable
class of visitors. These roads cost the
taxpayers of the county a great deal
of money, and they should not be per-
mitted to get out of repair.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1902-05-01
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The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1902-05-01
INDEX 10 NEW ADVERTISEMENTS

Meetings-Solomon's Lodge, No. l. F.
and A. M; Confederate Veterans As
ISOLATION.
Military Orders-General orders, No.
1, First Battalion, Heavy Artillery, G. S.
T.; Veterans Corps, Savannah Volun-
teer Guards.
Special Notices - Ground Oyster
Shells for Sale, Savannah Pulverizing
Company; P. P. p, Lippman's Great
Remedy; Andrew Hanley Company;
Meals at George c. Schwarz's; Notice
of Change of Firm Name, Domestic
Coal and Wood Company.
Business Notices-Ginger Preserves,
A. NJ. & C. w. West.
Laundry-E. & w. Laundry.
Coupons-Given by the Retail Mer-
chants Association.
Summer Resorts-Warm Springs,
Bath County. Virginia; Heidelberg
House, Flat Rock, N. c.
ducational-Summer Law School,
University of Virginia.
Sixth Annual Picnic of Central of
Georgia E. NJ. r. A, at Oliver, Ga,
May T.
Proposals-For Plumbing, at Fort
Fremont, S. G.
Watches-Waltham Watches.
interchangeable Mileage Tickets-The
Plant System.
Mineral Water-Hunyadi Janos.
Medical-E. w. Grove Laxative Bro
yoo.Ouiuira TIA hIats. yrhaclrer,s 7 t1,ar
and Blood Pills; Blood Wine; Wine of
Cardui; Lydia Pinkham Vegetable
Pills; Syrup of Figs; DR.. Hathaway
Co.; Hostetter's Stomach Bitters; S. S.
S.; Y. NJ. F.; TUFTS Pills; Munyon's
Dyspepsia Cure.
Cheap Column Advertisements-Help
Wanted; Employment Wanted; For
Rent; For Sale; Lost; Personal; Mis-
cellaneous,
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1902-05-01
CURRENT COMMENT.

The New York Times (Dem) says:
IF the law officers of the federal gov
eminent can catch the Beef Trust
or any of it's abettors or accomplices
in any violation of the law against
secret rebates on railroad freights they
will fall short of their duty if they do
not demand the extreme penalty OF
all corporation abuses that is the COM
monest and most hateful"
The Albany IN. " Argus Dem)
says; THE unexpected willingness of
Senator Depew to vote for a bill re-
pealing the import duties on meats
should greatly encourage the Demo-
cratic efforts in that direction, and, at
the same time, convince the hide
bound Dingleyites that the game Is up
that the tariff is certain to be revised
in the interests of the masses. None
so blind as they who cannot read the
handwriting on the WALL"
The New Orleans Pieayune Dem
says: THE last Republican campaign
was made successfully on the show
ing that the Republican party had
given to the country prosperity, and
to the American workingman a full
dinner pail. If now it turns out that
the Republican party policy has robbed
the workingman, his wife and little
ones of their meat ration and con-
demned them to a daily fare of bread
and water, that will furnish but a
poor plea upon which to make another
campaign. If the Democrats could get
together they would find everything in
national politics going their way. but
it is too much to hope that a party
aaEN
principles, can accomplish anything
that is good or useful. Possibly an
other inglorious defeat will awaken the
Democrats to cast out their radical
ism and demagogy and get down to
solid principles and real statesman
ship. Then they can conquer and hold
to what they gain"
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1902-05-01
The Bishops Hat.

1t is told of Bishop -- of New
York. says the New York Commercial.
that, having walked into hat store on
Broadway and not being promptly
waited on, he accosted a well-dressed
man who was standing near the coun-
ter and, taking off his shovel board
head-gear, handed 1t to him with the
remark: Have you any hat like this?'
The man happened to be a favorite
actor. who could not resist the oppor-
tunity thus given him. So. taking the
worthy Bishops hat into his hands, he
looked at it intently and turned it over
and gazed earnestly at the lining. Then,
handing it back to the amazed cleric
he replied in a sepulchral voice:
mo, sir; but if l had, l would see
myself damned before I would wear
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1902-05-01

There died in New York city a day
or two ago an aged beggar who for
ten years had been ostensibly peddling
pencils but really begging around the
Grand Central depot and in the Muir
ray Hill district. When he began
begging, according to the information,
he was actually a pauper, but when
he died he was the owner of property
7alued at $4,000 besides having a neat
little bank account. When one doles
out aims to a professional beggar on
the street there is no assurance that
the money is not going to one much
better off in the worlds goods than
the giVer
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1902-05-01
Gates n Bum on Fever.

During the recent furry in Louisville
and Nashville an incident occurred IN
the office of Harris & Co. which for the
moment made the struggle on the Stock
Exchange seem like a secondary con-
sideration, says the New York Times.
Col John w. Gates hurriedly entered
one of the rooms where a number Of
clerks were bending over their work,
and noticed that one of them was alb
sent from his usual post. Upon in
curing the cause, he was informed
that the clerk was at home suffering
from typhoid, and that it was reported
that his fever had risen to 1045s.
That is nothing" replied Mr.. Gates,
as he turned away; II think it will go
still higher
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1902-05-01

The London consul generalship will
probably strike Gen. H. Clay Evans
as about the proper thing. 1t will
be like pie, after his years of hard
and thankless work in the pension
office. The London job is not only
one of honor but considerable profit
being worth not less than s25, 600 a
year and sometimes more than that
And then. too. it will afford the So
cial opportunities of which Gen. Ev-
ans charming daughters are said to
be DESTROYS. The people at large
would have preferred Gen. Evans re-
tention in the pension bureau, but
since he had to go. they will not re-
greet to see him promoted to the Lon
don position.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1902-05-01

The Cleveland Plain Dealer, a con-
sstent reformer and lover of peace
and harmony. advocates the wearing
by all United States senators of a
large tin badge bearing the letters
~. S. s." while in Washington. By
means of this simple device it argues,
street car conductors and policemen
would be able to guard against eject
ing and assauIting members of the
most august deliberative body in the
world
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1902-05-01

Admiral Dewey is going to sea again
the latter part of this week. 1t will
not be for cruise, however. His four
starred flag is to float temporarily
over the dispatch boat Dolphin on a
trip off the Virginia capes, where he
will go to inspect the North Atlantic
squadron, now on its way home from
the winter cruise. Admiral Dewey is
the first officer of his rank to perform
this service since the days of Farra-
gut.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1902-05-01

The Philadelphia Record remarks
upon the fact that at the present price
of silver, the expert counterfeiter can
make a dollar coin as heavy and as
fine as that turned out by the gov
eminent, at a cost of about forty
cents. This is a temptation to fraud
too great for the resistance Of skillful
rascals," says the Record. They palter
with conscience by insisting that they
make as good coins as the government,
selling their product at government
prices and charging nothing at all for
their laE-
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