The Savannah morning news., 1902-07-27

whats goin' on this week in tn
pa-apers?" asked Mr.. Hennessy.
''Ivrything," said Mr. Dooley ITS
been a turbylint week. l can hardly
sleep iv nights thinkin' Nv TIL doing's
iv people. TIL campinily at Venice has
fallen down. Twas built in 1904 be tn
Beezantiums an raystored in 14O2 to
tn Dogs. 1t fell down because tn
foundations was weak. because tn
wind blew, because tn beautiful fig
ure iv tn golden angel on top Nv it
was fifteen feet high. 1t will be re-
built or maybe not. TIL King iv Italy
has given thirty-three billion liars to
put it up again an siv'ral ladin' Amer
lean archytects have offered to do tn
job maxim an office buildin' Nv it. TIL
campinily was wan iv tn proudest
monymints Nv Italy an was used as
as a gazabo where amy American cud
take peek at tn gran canal an COM
pare it with tn Erie, tn Pannyma an
tn drainage iv tn same name.
"Th' King iv England is betther.
He's off in his yacht. So ARE Laking.
Treves. Smith, Barlow, Jones, Casey
Lister, thank Hiven! A hard life is
science. He will go on with tn cawr-
nation as soon as tn basting threads
is taken out TIL Hon'rable Joseph
Choate is raycoverin' more slowly. He
| still sobs occas' nally in his sleep an
has ordhered all tn undher sicreties
| to have their vermyform appindixes
| raymoved as a token iv rapspict FIR tn
| sthricken nation. TIL Hon'rable
| Whitelaw Reid is havin a cast iv his
| knee breeches made which will be ex-
| hibited in New York durin' tn conn
| in winter.
Me frind. ]. Pierpont Morgan, has
been takin' dinner with tn Impror
| Willum. 1t is undershtud he will pre-
stint him to tn METROPOLITAN Museem
| iv Art. There are said to be worse
| there.
Lord Salisbury has thrun up his
| job. Lord Salisberry was wan iv tn
| grandest an mos successful statesmen
| Nv modhern times. He niver did amy
thing. He is succeeded be his nevvew
Misther Balfonr, If l get tn name
right, who has done less. 1t is expiet-
| ed that Misther Balfour will have a
good time. On rayceivin' tn con-
! grathylations iv his colleague, Misther
| Chamberlain, he bought himself a ray
volver an took out policy on his life.
"a lady down east woke her hus-
| band up to tell him there was a bur-
| glar in tn house. TIL foolish woman.
| They'se always burglars in tn house.
| That's what burglars are for an
| houses. Instead Nv argyin' tn pint in
a loud voice, coughin an givin' tn
| burglar a, chance to lave with dignity,
this man got up an was kilt. Now tn
| pa-apers with tn assistance iv tn off,
| GERS Nv tn law has discovered that tn
| lady took a boat ride with a gintleman
| frind in tn summer iv sixty-twc, that
| she wanst quarreled with her husband
| about tn price iv a hat. that wan iv
her lower teeth is plugged, that she
| wears a switch an that she weeps
whn she sees her childher. They'se a
moral in this. It's ayether don't wake
man UP out iv a sound sleep, or don't
get out iv bed till we have have to, or
don't bother a burglar whin we see he's
busy, or kill tn iditor. don't know
| which 1t Is.
| "Willum Jennins Bryan is readin' me
frind Grover Cleveland out iv tn par
| ty. He's usin' tn Commoner to read
| him out. That's sure way.
Mary McLane has been in town.
| didn't see her. me place not bein' a
raysort f'r tn young an yearnin' an
| especially me duckin' all lthry ladies'
Nv whativer sex. Mary McLane is tn
author iv a book called: 'Whin l Am
Older I'll Know Betther.' Ye ought to
read 1t, Hinnissy.
9TH Newport season is opened with
great gayety an tn aim Nv rayturn-
In husbands is much more sure.
"Gin'ral Bragg firm up in Wisconsin
has been gettin' into throuble with our
naughty allies, tn Cubians, he writin'