Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1902-09-24
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| Pretty mucn up 10 the weather man
now.
Akron's always glad to see the
preachers.
Just three months from tonight
Santa Claus comes.
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| A little too early for football, a lit
tie too late for base ball.
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Pity that Akron's clean streets can
not be exhibited at the fair.
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Mr.. Beery has his ear to the ground
to listen for the elephants coming.
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A final search is being made for the
biggest pumpkin and the reddest ap-
pie.
The Arrangements committee better
see that Clint Kline's hoodoo is Sc
curely chained.
Suppose all the Vice Presidents Mt
the Akron opening should also want to
be Presidents some day?
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How could there be a campaign
opening or any big event without
Major Kasson being In It?
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1t will also be good form to wear
that check suit while the Fair is on
and the horsemen are in the city.
Cleveland people should take advan-
tage of Saturdays cheap excursion
rates to come to Akron for their trad.
ing.
You'll find the Democratic candidates
on hand at the opening miying among
the country delegations, shaking hands,
and smiling.
1t Is noticeable that despite n stay
in Europe of considerable length,
Baron Gustavus Rubin is glad to get
back to Nieman st.
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Pickpockets will save themselves
from all kinds of trouble by keeping
off the fair grounds. Chief Welch will
stand for no funny business"
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Once again IL is pertinent to remark
that the wise woman will keep sharp
lookout for the safety of her pocket
book while attending the fair
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Something must he brewing. The
Man of the Hour has been strangely
silent of late, and he doubtless has
matters of great portent under con-
sideration.
There is much joy at Republican
nc 1dquarters over the following tele-
gram received late this afternoon:
"Will be at the opening without fail.
Tom and Jerry
Uncle Mark is to he the last speaker
on the program Saturday, but doubt
less his friends will he saying that this
Is another instance of saving the good
wine until the last.
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However, with view to fairness,
1t must he said that the picture of Mr..
N. o. Mather, published in the Akron
edition of Cleveland paper Tuesday,
did not do him justice.
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Those who can't find any other pic.
lures with which to decorate might
get hold of some Of w. T.. Young's
folders, Fred Smiths calendars and
Clint hline's fire alarm cards
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Even our greatest misfortunes
sometimes turn out to be blessings in
disguise" said the man who had lost
both feet. Never more will | be
tortured by corns or bunions."
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The man who sweltered, fcw
months ago. and murmured. 81 wish
Were an Esqulmau," will soon have
reason to be satisfied with the frigid.
ity OF local climatic conditions.
n y y r,
Harry Anson might make himself
mighty popular by filling those 30 big
Jars with new cider instead of water.
Then 1t would be good plan, too, to
have that picture of Nation Mather on
the tincups and give them as souvenirs.
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Grandma Beacon urges that all the
city officials should see to It that the
streets are In good condition Satur.
day The very idea! Does the old
lady Imagine for moment that the
Man of the Hour will suffer any in
trusion upon his inalienable rights?
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To avoid complications, prompter
should sit beside Vice President r.
jackson at the opening to tell him
when to applaud. On a former occa.
sion "Tobe" nearly collapsed with en-.
thuslasm when G. o. y. orator de-
ciared that 1t was only natural that
the Democrats should place on the
Republicans all the blame for the
trusts, After Mr.. Jackson subsidcd
the orator continued with, but will
endeavor to show that they are wrong,
etc, etc.