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Ottumwa semi-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1899-1903, 1902-01-09
StrateYY.

Subbubs We've
changed the name
of our town to Bog
dale.
Citiman-Why, it
w a s only six
months ago that
you changed it to
Swamphurst.
Subbubs-I know.
but we have to
change it frequent
ly so as to get
servant girls to
come out, thinking
it's a new place
Philadelphia Press.
Ottumwa semi-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1899-1903, 1902-01-09
The Only Way,

The Wealthy Bachelor-Your daugh-
ter tells me she is a good cook
The MotEer-Oh, yes; but one has to
live with her to appreciate fully what
she can do.
Ottumwa semi-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1899-1903, 1902-01-09
Misunderstood.

Junior Partner
By the way, talk
ing of unexpected
wind falls, Bor-
roughs tells me he
has come in for
some money.
Senior Partner
That so? Just tell
him he can go out
again without it
Philadelphia Press.
Unavoidable De-
lay.
What made you
so late?"
II came up in
nv automobile and
passed here three
times before I
could manage to
stop" Smart Set.
One of the Legal
Lights.
Should old Satan
ever go to law
He'll win his
case, I'm salts
fed,
Because the law
yers, one and
all,
Will no doubt be
upon his side.
Chicago News.
Ottumwa semi-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1899-1903, 1902-01-09

the of proving that Won Ia,
He: Haven't to MARI me?
Ottumwa semi-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1899-1903, 1902-01-09
Unreasonable
Man.

why do you and
George quarrel SO
much 2" asked the
mother.
He is so unreal
sonable," answered
the tiancee. 81
make it a point to
let him have his
own way once in
ten times, and still
he is not satisfied"
Chicago Post.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1902-05-29
CERTAIN RESULTS.
Can be Surer, >
Is the Testimony OF
Akron Citizens.

The stage of uncertainty Is over IN
Akron. There can now be had plen-
ty of positive proof in the testimony
of citizens. Evidence of this nature
should convince the most skepticai
doubter in this vicinity. Read the
following:
Mr.. Nichols Pontius, manufactures
of wooden ware, paper bags, etc. re-
siding at $40 Water st., says: "Doan's
Kidney pills in my case were effective
in relieving me of backache, sharp
twinges which went through me on
attempting to move quickly ana a
chronic bladder trouble. ! procured
the remedy at John Lamparter q Co.'s
drug store and used it with the above
result. We know of case In n neigh
bor's family Of non-retention of the
kidney secrctions which was success
| fully treated by Doan's Kidney Pills
They are the most effective kidney
remedy we have ever had Ill INT
house."
For sale by all dealers. Price o'
cents. Foster Milburn Co. Buffalo
y. V, sole agents for the Y. s.
Remember the name Doans and taxi
no other
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1902-05-29
ANNUAL RALLY.
Baptist Young Peoples Union to
Hold II FRIDAY.

The annual rally of the Baptist
Young Peoples Union of the North.
east Ohio District will be held in Ak
ron Friday at the First Baptist church
There viii be three sessions morning,
afternoon and evening. A splendid pro,
gram has been arranged. Among those
who will take part are Rev. Chas. H.
Collins, lorain; Rev. r. Il, Snow, Cleye.
land; Rev. l.. Il. Mears, Niles; Roy. r.
NJ. Martin, Cleveland; Rev. G. +. Raj
ston, Warren; Rev, c. Il. Allen, Canton
The Young Peoples societies OF III,
various churches of Akron, are espe
cIally invited to attend the evening ser
vice.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1902-05-29
Don't Start Wrong.

Don't start the summer with lin
gering cough or cold. We all know
what a summer cold" is. It's the
hardest kind to cure. Often 1t hangs
on" through the entire season. Take II
In hand right now. A few doses OF
One Minute Cough Cure will set you
right. Sure cure for coughs, colds
Group, grip, bronchitis, all throat and
lung troubles. Absolutely safe. Acts
at once. Children like it. "One Min
ute Cough Cure Is the best cough med
icine | ever used" says j. Fl. Bowles
Groveton, n. Fl. II never found any
thing else that acted 30 safely and
quickly"
VIM. Warner, Gem Pharmacy, 113 s
Howard st.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1902-05-29
HERLOvE
Was Awakened When She Saved
Dentists Life.

Chicago, May 29-An Englewood ro-
nance that began with the partial
asphyxiation of dentist while work
ing in his office, has eliminated In
the announcement of marriage that
took place in Milwaukee 10 days ago.
The groom Is DIR. Hugh Mcneil, of
5000 Wentworth avenue. Mrs. Me
Neil was Miss Emma Bunnel, of
COIL Princeton avenue. They first
met last October, wheE Miss Bunnel
went to DR., Mcneil to have n tooth
filed, DR.. Mcneil is said to have fal.
len in love with his patient at first
sight, but she took no interest in him
until she went to his office on business
and found him overcome by gas from a
small stove in his workroom.
Miss Bunnell helped resuscitate the
dentist, and the result was secret
trip to Milwaukee on May Is. After
the return trip from Milwaukee. Dr.
and Mrs. Mcneil went to their own
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1902-05-29
BAD BOYS
Given a Thorough Dressing Down
by Mayor Russell.
Especial Correspondence.)


CuyahOga Falls, May 29.-Frank
Burns was arrested and taken before
Mayor Russell, Wednesday, on a
warrant sworn ont by ii. II. Mohr,
who claimed that Burns, who is about
IL years old, had stolen $40 from him.
The evidence brought out the fact
that Mohr's own boys had broken the
small bank in which the money was
kept and had had II good time with
it. Il have been bothered considera-
bly, by you boys" said the Mayor, and
turning to Burns, remarked: You
have been up here on several occa-
sions, Now | want you to go home
and behave yourself. If you ever
come here again will commit you to
the Reform school"
Then Mayor Russell turned his at.
tention to the Mohr boys and gave
them good dressing down. Said he;
''In the future you are to stay al
home nights. If the officers see you
on the streets after s o'clock mt night
they have orders to arrest you ant
put you in the lookup and then you
too, will so to the Reformatory."
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1902-05-29
POETRY
Got Him Into Trouble.
Albeit He Was Not the Author
Thereof.

Chicago. May 29-Poetry has got an
other man into trouble. He ought TO
have burned it, then his wife wouldn't t
have found it, and possibly wouldn {
have brought suit for a divorce. lie
ought to have burned it also, for 1t de-
served burning.
But Howard Tilton allowed the YER
ses to remain unquarantined In MS
apartments at 1885 Michigan ave-; then
when his wife, Mrs. Alta Tilton,
came unexpectedly from Cleveland,
O., she found them.
Imagine the wife's feelings when she
read q verse like this.
Into the beat of loves bright measure
There has crcpt curious jar and
halt,
1t does not give lis the same sweet
pleasure,
But I have kept tiine-it is not my
fault.
When struck false chords | WINGED
and bore II.
You turned wrong pages-and then
blamed me;
You skipped whole bars when we
tried to go DER 1t
And now we are hopelessly out OF
key.
And you are penitent, dear. and ready
TO try the whole melody once again
But | am worn out and my hand Il
unsteady;
I tell you cannot go over the strain
My nerves are unstrung and my heat
Is weary.
have lost all interest and do no
care;
You may play it alone-if the task i
dreary,
Why, Just remember who spoiled tn
air.
Mrs. Tilton characterizes the autho
of the lines as Il person. The name, sh
says. is Mrs. NJ. d. Knight, whom sh
only saw once, and then at distanc,
Mr. TIton, 1t seems, was in the hab
OF leaving his correspondence, pract
cally and otherwise, where his wifi
might find it, for in the hearing Of tn
case before Judge Roberts, yesterda.
she introduced Il letter addressed (
her husband. 1t was signed "Dclla,
and told Tilton she was Just dying
see him."
Mrs. Tilton testified that she didn
know the whereabouts of her hui
band. The couple have one chill,
Amy, D years old.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1902-05-29

Down In Health and Strength, Nervous
irritable, Ache All Over, a Depressed
Condition Rapidly Changed,

Mrs. ]. L. Sieber. of No. 404 North
Maple st, Akron, Ohio, says: 'Dr.
A w. Chase's Nerve Pills are splen-
did spring tonic as well as a nerve
ionic. When got the box was feel
inr down in health and strength, dull,
listless, no energy. | used but the one
box, yet feel strong and well again
in every way-plenty of strength, en-
ergy, and vigor, consequently like the
medicine very much"
DR.. A. w. Chase's Nerve Pills arc
sold Mt SOC box at dealers or Dr.
A. w. Chase Medicine Co, Bufolo
n. Y. See that portrait and sigma
ture of A. w. Chase, NJ. d., are Oh
every package.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1902-05-29
ODDS AND ENDS
Picked Up Here and There About
Town.
Especial Correspondence.l

Cuyahoga Falls, May 29.-Mr. ]. G..
Phillips was at Cleveland, Tuesday.
Mr.. g. l.. IIerrlck Is preparing to
build II fine residence at the corner of
Broad and Fourth SITS.
Rev, A. Il. Griffith, of Cleveland,
was In town Tuesday. Rev. Griffith
was ut one time pastor of the Disciple
church here.
Misses Elizabeth and Matte Will
hanson will spend Decoration day
In Cleveland.
Mrs. u. V, Snyder OF Barherton
attended the club dinner at the home
of Mrs. Loomis, Wednesday.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1902-05-29
sCOLDED THEM
And Divided Court Costs Between
These Quarrelins Neishbors.
(special Correspondence.


Cuyahoga Falls, May 29.-For some
time there has been strife between the
families of VIM. Knifel ana VIM.
Walker. Both families have children
and the trouble commenced over some
trivial disagreement between the chill
dren and has grown little by little I'M
Ill now veritable feud exits be-
tween the families. Last week, Ira
Knlfel and William Walker, 10-year-
old boys, got to calling each other
names and the affair ended in bat
tie of fisticuffs. The parents Of the
children took the matter up and aired
their troubles in Mayors court, We'd
nesday afternoon.
The Mayor contented himself with
giving both parties lecture and
dividing the costs between them.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1902-05-29
Travelling Is Dangerous.

Constant motion jars the kidneys
which are kept in place In the body
by delicate attachments. This is the
reason that travellers, trainmen, street
car men, teamsters and all who drive
very much suffer from kidney disease
In some form. Foley's Kidney Cure
strengthens the kidneys and cures
all forms of kidney and bladder dis
ease. Geo. III. Hausan. locomotive en-.
gineer, Lima, o., writes: Constant
vibration of the engine caused me a
great deal Of trouble with my kidneys,
and | got no relief until l used Focy's
Kidney Cure"
j. Nj. LATER, i. Lamparter & Co,
A. Warner.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1902-05-29
Wants Others to Know.

81 have used DeW'tts Little Early
Riscrs for constipation and torpid liver
and they are all right. | am glad to
indorse them for think when we find
a good thing we ought to let others
know It," writes Alfred Hcinze, Quin.
cy, Ill. They never grippe or distress
Sure, safe pills.
VIM. Warner, Gem Pharmacy, 1l3 S
Howard st.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1902-05-29
"THE LAST LOAF"
Presented In Admirable Manner
by ChevaIiers.

The comedy drama, "Thc Last Loaf"
was presented in the Chevalier hall in
the Abbey block Wednesday evening
by members of the Chevaliers. The
play was well put on and was literally
applauded. II viii probably be given
in Wadsworth within n short time. The
cast of characters was as follows:
Mark Ashton, a sllyersmith, Mr.. lie,
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1902-05-29
THE SURE WAY

To prevent Pneumonia and Consump.
tion Is TO cure your cold when 1t first
appears. Acker's English Remedy
VIII stop the cough In night
and drive the cold out of your sys-
TEN. Always n quick and sure cure
for Asthma, Bronchitis, and all throat
and lung troubles 1t 1t does not sat.
tsfy you the druggist will refund
your money. Write TO us for free
sample. W. II. Hooker & Co., Buffalo,
N. Y.
Inman Bros, j. Nj. Latter, and John
Lamparter & Co.. druggists.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1902-05-29
CONTINUED
Case OF SaIoonist A. c. Souers
Indefinitely.

The case Of Arthur G, Souers, arrest
ed for selling liquor on Sunday.
which was continued some time
ago, was called in Police Court
Thursday morning and again
continued, this time indefinitely. Soucrs
formerly conducted saloon at Man
chester, and sued some of his patrons
there recently for bills contracted two
years ago. The suits were brought in
a Justice court nj Manchester, and
Eouers produced his hooks in court to
prove the debt. II was then shown
that some of tac sales We're made oi,
Sunday, and the evidence that Soucrs
produced to help his suit was used tc
cause his own arrest.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1902-05-29

roy S. Foltz; Kate Ashton, his wife,
Miss Clara i. Smith; Lily Ashton, his
daughter, Miss Bessie A. Martin; Patty
Jones. a maid, Miss Edith J.. Konrad;
Caleb Hanson, rich baker, MIR. A.
Leroy Lynds; Harry Hanson his son,
Mr.. James Il. Stinson; Dick Bustle, an
employe. Mr.. Orrin Il. Flickinger; Tom
Chubbs, a butcher boy, Mr.. b. A. Place.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1902-05-29
Insist on Having 1t.

There nre many preparations pretended to
be reliable cures for stomach or liver
troubles, but none of them Is found to be n
true remedy There Is only one medicine
that you can depend on for this class OF
diseases. 1t Is known rs ''St Bernard Veg
etable Pills" TO thousands who, in all parts
of the world. have been restored by Its use
to perfect health. Purely vegetable. There
~ nothing like IT, Insist on having 1t. All
druggists sell IT.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1902-05-29
Big Special Attractions

At Summit lake park on Decoration
day, Matinee at 2:80 pm. Base ball
game at $50 am. and 3 pm, Werners
VS.. Columbia Chemical Co. Spend
the day at Summit lake park for II
good days outing.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1902-05-29
VIII Cure Consumption

4. A. Herren, Finch, Ark, writes;
"Foley's Honey and Tar is the best
preparation for coughs, colds and lung
trouble. | know that II has cured
consumption In the first stages"
]. NJ LATER, j. Lamparter & Co.,
"A. Warner.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1902-05-29
Labor Mass Meeting.

Akron Federal Labor and Hod Car
riers union will hold joint meeting
at Young's hall, 40 North Howard
st this evening. This meeting Is a
mass meeting of labOrers for the pur-
pose Of explaining to the unorganized
the benefits to be derived from organ
ization. Max $. Hays, Of Cleveland,
], ]. Mahoney. John A. Wintrode and
others will address the meeting.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1902-05-29

You never heard of any one using
Foley's Honey and Tar anc not being
satisfied.
j. NJ. LATER, j. Lamparter & Co.,
A. Warner.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1902-05-29
LACE CURTAINS
Laundered Carefully
CITY LAUNDRY
n Both Phones, i912.

homes and made no announcement
till yesterday, when they left on
wedding trip.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1902-05-29

Foley's Honey and Tar contains no
opiates and can safely be given to
children.
j. M. LATER ]. Lamparter 4 Co.,
A. Warner.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1902-05-29

Mrs. j. G. II. Vance of Kent, will give
3 reunion Of her dancing classes at Sil-
yer Lake Friday evening June O.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1902-05-29
JUNE 8.
No Stalls In Saloons Alter That
Date.

in saloons will 20 into effect Sunday,
June s. Several of the saloonists have
already begun removing stalls from
their places.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1902-05-29

Store Keeper: Lafferty's. candles
sell the best in fact "Sellthebest" Is
their trade mark.
Customer: l know Latferty makes
good bread for I have been buying
bread from him at Model Bakery, JOG
$. Howard st, for the past 1S years.
If the candies are like the bread. send
up four pounds. Want some round
the house, you know.
Model Bakery has both phones, 394
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1902-05-29
EXCURSION

DECORATION DAY EXCURSION
RATES
Via Erie r, r., May 10Th and 3oth to
all stations within u radius of 150
miles. Return limit May 81.
X May 27
The Cooperstown courier. (Cooperstown, Griggs Co., N.D.) 1902-1913, 1902-07-17
"A FORTUNATE PosTMAsTER.

- .,' Kirk, Ark, :14th.-alr william, $.
brennan, Postmaster at this office,
counts himself d very fortunate man.
Mr.. brennan in addition to. being
postmaster is;a Justice ofothe' Peace,
ii member Of the Christian Church and
~ highly respected and useful citizen.
~ He has suffered for. some time with
what some people woqld call " $, l;ls
or 'irigora'' ot the hidney =! :lEil
disease in a very painful form. He
could not sleep, he had q dull pain over
his, left kidney, was continually rest-
less, could not lie still, and had to get
up through the snightfseveral times
and as,also troubled in this waysaur-s
ling the day. ~ .sfa@ .:-s:iisti-a sissixEa3i.
tfi He used few boxes Of Dodd's Kid
ney Pills, remedy en-, recently int TIE
duced in this state and advertised As q
cure for Kidney Disease, Rheumatism,
Malaria, ETC., aaIid III ia short time Was
completely restored to vigorous, good
heAlth. He isvery grateful to- Dodd's
Kidney Pills. .eaaaias::.. ~ 5..sia 10 {
The Cooperstown courier. (Cooperstown, Griggs Co., N.D.) 1902-1913, 1902-07-17

THE DREAMER IN THE CITY.
AS DOWN the busy street. I pass.
Avoiding trucks and drays. ~

AS DOWN the busy street pass.
Avoiding trucks and drays.. -
In fancy-I-can- hear sweet songs
heard In other days:
smell 1he Applqsploagomss.and a.
AS s saSg gas En- y sss Ri; ssas 81 I
And ftlls: Look out. you chump"
80 go 49,, /.
In tendsr fancy I dncasmofe 4 II,
LoolssGsa maidep,ss eyes; s. s E
see tie bushes oiis her aehAekks s.
And Nar her hapnY sighs:H u
I see 6lahe h which we stood,
breathe the fragranffair
And leSJsa yard as some one bawls:
"YoT TOOL. step lively there!"
All, gldspld days of long ago!
Once more I seem to hear
The school bell ring across the fields,
In INFLOW tones and clear; e y
see TIN path that winds away (. e.. G.
Dowtxke the swimming spooi.se ~ -
And some one grabs me- yelling: "Can't
You the car, you fool!"
The crack is flowing on out there. \
AndeMerea the town boys sttlla = Il
Go wSdng where the bend is. at !,
And d. tssa fancy y zhesf f them shout. 1ass
In luclsto dream anq mot Id killed & /;
BY a1Snething with gong: -
s.. z. Riser. in Chicago Record-Herald.
The Cooperstown courier. (Cooperstown, Griggs Co., N.D.) 1902-1913, 1902-07-17
;oF FOREIGN INTEREST.

About 100000 10 Brlton's daily ad-
vertising; bill. ,s.,,...
/ England has 1882 chimney sweeps
and SCOT merchants. ,f,.
There are now. $500 British.owned
vessels manned by Chinese crews.
-Four hundred and fifty stenog-
raphers are employed on London
newspapers.
Mount -Ruwenzorie, in equatorial
Africa, has 20 square miles Of
glaciers. iia&N.i'
o The average number Of persons
employed in British coal mine is
200. s@..t,4x.. .,.;.,5.si, ..st4....,s35s
4, Denmark has 100000 hives Of bees
and exports 100000 pounds OF
honey. .......4 - ,,t...,.f;.; ).
While the average birth rate for all
Europe is 80 per 1000, that Of AUS
tria is now az per 1000. ''!'. ;;.'''@s e.
Only; half of the 100000 men over
81 years old who live in London are
on the register Of voters.
The Cooperstown courier. (Cooperstown, Griggs Co., N.D.) 1902-1913, 1902-07-17
39FARM WATER SYSTEM.

Wa9er. We then laid on1,se,-.inch' gaivan-
izkd iron pipe (inside measure) Soinch-
esGhder ground from spring to Kitchen
d6pr, and put galvanized iron tank
Kidding one barrel, of water inside
Kitchen door; put an-overfow pipe in
tank and carried this pipe under grounyd.
80 inches, half way to barn. Here we
built cistern lined up with brick and
cemented, holding SO barrels of'water.
We carry water under ground from
this cistern to barn where we have a
galvanized iron tank holding six bar
rels of water. We have a fall Of ten
feet from cistern to tank at barn. In
tank at barn we have float valve that
regulates the supply Of water, keeps
the. tank full at all times, and absolute
II directs and manages this end of the
business without any assistance on our
part. ~: ':;s;'''j$@sfi:i
1--WE put force pump in springanda
Steel tower 80 feet high, and an eight-s
foot wheel at kitchen door. The pump
issoperated with triangle and, when we
have fair wind and want water from
tAc spring VIC SIMPLY AdiSS ASN0A anu
set. the mill in motion, and the water
Gas pure as there is on earthly passes
through our kitchen at the rate of one
bhrrelevery 30 minutes. The outfit
and the: wind does the work and don't
stop to rest. While many Of our friends
and neighbors are suffering great in
convenience and hardship forced upon
them by the unusual scarcity of water,
We feel truly thankful that we have an
abundance Ut is agood thing to have:a
good. credit at a good bank. The next
best thing is to, have a good spring Of
Wal Ter on which we can draw at any
time. Sam ;Jones says the ipoetwas,a
prophet when he wrote, t..:s.,,:,5
death rides on every passing breeze =,
aass.- And turks in every flower,
Each season has'its own disease, ;;!tis1s.
Its perils every hour" li:,.l., :f:,a u.,!
Z We realize that q passing, breeze in
many cases brings joy aand, gladne;sss;;
A passing breeze in connection with
wen-directed Ingenuity Will force wa
ter a distance OF 476s feet, elevate it
42 feet and put it in the most desir-
able placeain our: dwelling in abund-
ance.-John Pugh. in Ohio Farmer