The Red Cloud chief., 1902-11-28
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One Of the rev fads il mems socks
for women. There is n rumor preva.
lent hat some wives wear the trousers,
but no one imagined that the socks
would also Jc appropriated. II the
wOnlrn cnntiuu" the invasion Of III,
" 'lrnjr 1T IN" men Their will b,
mig, & few a. tirlr- If wearing adp rel
TINT man can cal his own His ta
stint, vest, cont, collar, tie u sock
Le gone II h" remaining hi, chew
Iug 'o'mccO aud susppuders, not much
Of II layout for II cold day.
Put away your ping pong board aud
balls for the never ab,urdily is GA.
Blowing soap bubbles is the new thing
IL ~ said to strengthen the lungs, in.
crease the circulation of the blood,
harden the muscles, brighten the mind,
"ljvon the imagl' alton, cure warts, 10.
move freckles, purify the conscience.
elevate the morals, create riches, ii
the missionary boxes. sweetcu an onion
breath, decrease the price of betfStcak
mt ice, abolish m%onoplies aud DO q
iut II other good things.
following sad tale: A small eur dog
O'crrun with II 'as, sat down to think
once meath the trees. He watched "A
farmer blowing corn, and in his mind
Il thought wa, BORN. III scratching
earth max corn" said he, "the llpas
MIST thrive when scratched by me.
So now | guess III scratch no more,
and p'haps my troubles will be- DER "
\ week went by;hc kept his word, but
all, too late he found he'd erred, Tor
two ilras came where one he'd had,
and soon he died; the dog went mad.
a girl in Indiana played post Office
at n party the other night aud yelled
and Shrirked and howlcd and rin be
hind the door and scratched the young
mans face in seven places, upset Il
lamp, kicked yer the piano stool and
when he finally Kissed her on the tip IF
the ear she tainted dead away and
said she could never look anybody in
,hc face again. lnry lead this bash.
tuI, modest, guutle, sobbing creature
nome aud the next day she ran away
with Il married lightning rod peddicr
who had Il hair lip aud ten children.
Ii it il true, as some people have
been heard to assert, that advertising
are rarely rsad, why is it that requests
sometimes come that certain notices
of which the law requires publication
be placed in the most obscure portion
of the paper? 1t is a fact beyond
successful dispute that everything
entering into the paper is seen by some.
body, and that somebody may be the
identical individual whom you desire
to interest in goods that you have and
of which he stands in need. You want
to secure his attention and you will
never find a better medium through
which to do it than the newspaper.
Hearing the name Napoleon spoken,
the associate thought is only Of his
greatness. The English press teemed
with abuse Of him at M time, how.
ever. He was termed a demon in
human form, a robber and a miser,
plundering the treasures of nations
that he might hoard his countless mil
lions; and he was also a profligate and
a spendthrift, %squandering upon his
lusts the wealth of empires. He was
said to wallow in RIGHTEOUSNESS, his
camp to be a harem OF pollution and
that he ridded himself of his concu.
bines by poison. He was dubbed an
imbecile, a monster and a heartless
butcher.
A Brookiield (Mo.) editor says: "A
Bro)ktield boy one night imbibed until
he'd had his fill and then he started
homeward but he coulden't climb the
hill. s. down he dropped and went to
sleep right there upon the grass and in
his dreams some very funny doings
came TO pass. He dreamed that
twenty canuibals had captured him
and he was tied up to n saplIng while
they fixed him up for tea. Thea came
the chieftain with a spear. "W'ell
drink his BLOOD" he spake. But e'er
the CORY jab was made the boy was
wide awake. "Ah, ha, old chef, " he
murmured then between his sleepy
blinks. 81 knew I'd get away before
you stuck me for the drinks"
ItKeeps the Feet Warm and Dry.
Ask to day for Aliens Foot. Ease. a pOwder