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Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1902-12-06

Morocco should have sense enough
to keep quiet If she makes noise
enough to attract the attention of the
European powers one of them is likely
to gobble her.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1902-12-06

A Chicago woman asks for S30,0OO
damages for a broken heart. 1t must
have been smashed into a good many
pieces.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1902-12-06

About the only man in this world
who always gets just what's coming
to him is the villain in the modern
melodrama.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1902-12-06

A Kentucky woman recently secur-
ed divorces from two different men
in one day. Let us hope that she now
feels free and equal
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1902-12-06

The decision to hold the Olympic
games in St. Louis instead of in Chi
cago. which has talked SO much about
them, must be a hard blow to the
Windy City.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1902-12-06

1t is the irony of fate that after pin
ing so long for a life of freedom Jim
Younger should SO quickly find it in
tolerable whe- obtained
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1902-12-06

True. it costs more to live than il
used to, but it is worth something
to be alive these days
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1902-12-06

Builds up the system; puts pure, rich
blood in the veins; makes men and women
strong and healthy. Burdock Blood Bittsra-
At any drug store
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1902-12-06

Another Frenchman has been
scratched in a duel The French duel
may yet become deadly. There is
always the possibility of blood poi
souing.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1902-12-06

The fewer brains a man has the
more mouth he has and the greater
his propensity for using it
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1902-12-06

Marie CorelH appears to be troubled
by an abnormal development of the
personal pronoun, first person singu-
lar.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1902-12-06

With a crop of more than $500, 900,
600 bushels, it ought to be impossible
this year for any one to corner corn
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1902-12-06

Mark Twain says joyfully that his
wife is getting better daily-and he
has often remarked that she was the
best wife in the world.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1902-12-06

Truth lies at the bottom of a well,
but the angler never goes there to
fish.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1902-12-06

Marconi says that his experiments
are giving complete satisfaction.
Then why is he SO reticent?
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1902-12-06

A great battle is said to be going
on in Venezuela A couple of men
will sometimes get together and put
up a stiff fight.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1902-12-06

The automobile owner who doesn't
believe in running over people finds
1t hard to be hero to his chauffeur.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1902-12-06

How long viii it be before the peo-
pie viii flock in droves to the great
comic opera hit entitled -The Mad
1Eullnh?" This idea il copyrighted
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1902-12-06

Many a bachelor has made a mum
Der of women happy by not marrying
them
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1902-12-06

A young man in New York has won
. wife by his good cooking. Now, If
he is only first class sweeper and
duster that will be a happy household.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1902-12-06

1t is reported that King Leopold is
going to get married again. The name
Of the lucky music hall artist is not
given.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1902-12-06

Sir Thomas Upton is again after
the cup. He has the tea
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1902-12-06

Mr. Balfour wants to standardize
English education, but he is opposed
to standardizing his golf.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1902-12-06

Fooled agafn-a robber. And by the
usual Chicago girl
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1902-12-06

Some folks remember the Sabbath
day to keep it wholly for pleasure.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1902-12-06

cos labor mayor by naming him
Schmitz.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1902-12-06

Along comes the ak trust. 1t will
be followed by the hammer trust
Then what will the knockers do?
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1902-12-06

IT suffered for months from sore throat
Eclectric Oil cured in twepty-fou
hoursn-M- s. Gist. Hawesvile, KY
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1902-12-06

is desirable Prince Albert is aged
twenty-seven years. and both he and
his wife, the Princess Elizabeth. are
popular They have one son. Prince
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1902-12-06

Is the prolongation of human life to
be in the hands of the salt trust here
after?
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1902-12-06

Endorsement, All hell can't stop Sher-
mans bummers'
This showed such appreciation ON
Hampton's part that the boys rather
liked him, but they gave him lots of
trouble and lived up to the reputation
he gave them They pressed forward
every day into the enemy's country
and became resourceful in organizing
and resisting attack If they came on
a company or regiment or rebel cav
airy the bummers did not fall back
on the main force. or scatter before
the rebels, but acting on a system of
their own formed a line, and skir-
m1shed until REINFORCED More often
than otherwise the foragers of one
division rallied to the support of those
ct another and beat on the rebels be
fore the advance guard OF the army
came up-'-Chicago Inter Ocean.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1902-12-06
Unique Command.


There was little incident that
happened at Cumberland Gap that
might interest some of the boys" said
one OF the members of an Ohio post
1t was in the summer of 1862. A
great number of the refugees would
come into our lines from East Tennes-
see, and they were being rapidly or
ganized into regiments, both of in
fantry and cavalry, for service in the
Union army. One sultry afternoon in
August an infantry captain belonging
to one of the Tennessee regiments
was drilling his company. He had his
men in two ranks, and wished to
caange them from that into four
ranks Either not knowing or forget
ting the usu.l command, he called
out: Form two strings to four
strings, git
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1902-11-03
WAGON with A BATH"
A Modern Prairie Sooner With All
the Comforts of Home.

If he were driving two horses instead of
four to his big wagon, if the wagon had a
canvas top instead of wooden roof, and If
he escorted a yellow dog instead of a por
celain bathtub, William McQuinton Of
Chicago might be travelling through this
state now in veritable prairie schoon-
err Of the early fifties But had the pio-
neers enjoyed oil the comforts possessed
by this Chicago traveller, they would never
have placarded their dusty vehicles ITO
Minnesota or Bust
MIR. McQuinton, as he appeared in St.
Paul yesterday, Is manifestly In no danger
Of 'busting." But he will be able to in
terest his friends with tales of unique
holiday. He Is now going back to. the
windy city after a six months journey by
wagon from Illinois to California and re-
turn.
Accompanied by his wife and his little
niece, Miss Elsie Murphy, Mr.. McQuinton
left Chicago last May. When he had
driven his wagon as far as Colorado, he
stopped to hunt. He killed big game, and
his wife brought down a mountain lion
whose skin Is a rug upon the wagon
floor. He has returned from San Fran
cisco by way Of Montana and the Dakotas.
His big red wagon is divided into two
rooms. In front is the kitchen, contain
ing cupboard, a sink and a gasoIene
stove. Behind is the parlor dining room,
library and BATHROOM, all in one. This
apartment. is carpeted, and aboasts: Of a
sofa and two rocking chairs. The sofa
can: be unfolded into a comfortable. bed.
On the opposite side swings a bunk that
can be closed against the wall. A book
case and a gun rack find accommodation
in other corners. Beneath the carpet OF
the same room a trapdoor covers the por-
celdin bathtub, which Is supplied with
| water from a tank upon the wagon roof.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1902-11-03
LOST ONLY HIS LID"
Experience of DR.. Philip Mueller in
Bleacher Collapse at Chicago
Saturday.
Was ION the Spot" However, in the
Matter of Rendering Valuable
., ... Medical Service. FIX

Dr. Philip Mueller, Of 1905 Main street
NE, was in the section Of the bleachers
which went down under the weight OF hu-
manity at Chicago Saturday. In describ-
ing an involuntary double back somer-
sault, the doctor lost his latest block"
which he had purchased in Minneapolis
especially for the trip, In order to he1p
keep up the appearance Of the old gold
and maroon followers at the game.
The doctors first thought was Of his
hat. Then his professional instincts came
strongly to the surface and he set about
administering to the wants Of those In
jured. He had thoughtfully brought
along small kit of surgical in
struments and carried pocket case of
medicines with which he did yeoman SER
vice In relieving the sufferings Of the I'M
fortunate victims Of the collapse. j.. u, -.
When order was at length restored, the
doctor again resumed the search for his
hat. A burly policeman had made a COL
lection Of all the head gear that he could
pick up in the wreck, and the doctor was
invited to inspect the same. He picked
out lid that somewhat resembled his
covering, but on close inspection found
that it was not his property. Failing to
find the hat elsewhere, he tried to per-
suade the officer that the hat was really
his.
He expostulated in vain with the police
man who insisted that he had failed to
identify it. That was why the Minneap-
| oils man had to ride clear down town
| bare-headed from Fifty-sixth street in
the raw, chill atmosphere of Chicago
| After walking around down town for sew
| eral blocks he finally invaded second
| hand store, purchased a hat which gal
| loped easily on his ears at every stride,
and brought it home in triumph.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1902-11-03
R. |. TRAINS ARE RUNNING
New Service Began Last: Evening,
When First Train Pulled
: ontfSr thioa a. ., s.;

The first regulef Chicago. Rock Island
& Pacific train to leave Minneapolis pulled
out of thei Milwatsk Be- citation last night at,
7:35. All but the Pullman sleepers, in
Guiding engine .ass31 Il weae of the Rock
Islands own equipment. The twelve fine
coaches and the smoker and baggage with
the Burlington, Cedar Rapids & Northern
The equipment came into, 1.-The station
early yesterday in charge Of Superintend-
ents, Walters and rMeGarthneY and Train
master Murphy fwhaotreported the new
track in good shape Great interest was
manifested by the public and during the
evening, many spectators passed through
the gates to- look at, the train.
This morning the first St. Louis special
left over the, Rock Island at, a:O5. The
opposite of the train which left for Chi
cago last evening, left Chicago early last
evening and arrived in Minneapolis at
$40 this morning The train leaving st.
Louis to-day will arrive tomorrow at
4:55 p. m. =: ... -. g.. .v,
The Rock Island inaugurated last night
It's new Golden State Limited running
from Chicago to Los Angeles In sixty six
hours. The Minneapolis trains will con-
meet with this limited. making through
Rock Island service from Minneapolis to
Los Angeles. ~ ) d.: -. =
The Rock Island freight service will be
established soon from its new house at
Eighth avenue S and Fourth street. -,
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1902-11-03
MARSHALL DARRACH
New York Reader. VIII Give First Il
Stanley Hall Headings Next 4
Mcndav,


Stanley Hall Readings Next r.
Monday.
Marshall Darrach, who gives. series
of Shaksperean recitals in: Minneapolis
this month, has long been a great favorite
in the east where his season is well-f1lled.
Although not so we'll known in Minnesota,
the success of his: present visit has been
we'll assured by the members Of prominent
people in all the cities he is to visit, who
have given their patronage to the courses.
The Scranton Tribune says of his "Mer-
chant of Venice: :
Much had been expected of this en-
tertatnment, as Mr.. Darrach's reputation
Is such that his particular Interpretation
of the great dramatists is certain toain-
terest the most critical student, as well
as the listener who wishes merely to. be
entertained. .- He Is richly endowed in
voice, physique, and grace of gesture to
picture the most intricate plot. The
monologist must always labor ct a certain
fective accessories of costume, stage set
ting and various personnel In the play, as
it is familiar to the average theater- goer,
but Mr.. Darrach had proceeded with few
lines before the stately Venetian age
seemed to stretch far before the audience
and almost the palace OF the Doges; the
Piazzette, the black proved gondolas ap-
peared in Fancy mirror, It needed not
the red CLEAN of Portals cap and gown,
the slashed velvets and satins OF the dis
tant period to bring It very near, for the
entertained Of the evening made the
Merchant Of Venice this gem Of all the
lighter plays of: Shakspere.. q series, OF
brilliant pictures. !
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1902-11-03
APPLES IN ABUNDANCE
They Are Being Shipped Into the North
-, west In Large GUAM =.

Apples are being poured into the north
west. Every little hamlet in Minnesota.
and North and South Dakota, has received
at least one carload. They come mostly
from the south and east and as usual
Missouri is getting the largest part Of the
trade. The unusually good crop, which is
estimated at 43,000,000 barrels, against
q, 000,0 900 Of last year. and the fine weather
have combined to break the record in the
number Of growers who are shipping direct
to the northwest this fall
- An unusual feature of the trade is the
large quantity Of bulk apples shipped
from the southwest. Being thrown loose
into the car, they are not such good keep
ers as the barrel apples, and 50 are dis
posed of at a much lower price. -:
Up to date, the quality of the apples
shipped has been inferior, but from now
on 1t is expected that higher grade will
appear as number of Minneapolis whole
salers have made good purchases for stor-
Ing and these will be here soon.
. The Ben Davis, apple experts say. is
doomed. Its profltableness from a. COM
mercial standpoint, resulted In over pro-
duction, which has caused a. discouraging
fall in the price.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1902-11-03
ILL. CENT. I. P, A. s
A Big Party Of Passenger Men Come
In on the First, New.
= Train.
New Service Over M. & st. l., and
Illinois Central Is Now in
~ b. -. E1Ei1 ~ q 81, n stF1 81 ~ gNN
.m Full Operation.

Illinois Central passenger business In the
United States is left to shift for; itself
to-day The passenger represen tatives OF
this road from the entire country are IN
Minneapolis to-day headed by A. H. Han
son Of Chicago, general passenger agent.
The party arrived on the first Illinois Gem
trail Minneapolis & st. Louis train to leave
Chicago, and the first to reach Minneap-
oils under the new traffic agreement
The passenger men were guests OF the
Commercial club and Of A. B. Cults, gem
eral passenger and ticket agent of the
Minneapolis & st. Louis road They We're
met at the station by Mr.. Cults and w. g.
Nye, secretary Of the public affairs conf
mittee of the Commercial club: The club
was host at breakfast. A tallyho ride
view Of the city was followed by lunch
con at the Minikahda club with Mr.. Cults
as host. 49, IT,. '%....s ~ -
This afternoon st. Paul was visited and
tonight the representatives Of the Illinois
Central will go to Omaha over the St.
Louis line. Tomorrow they will return
to Chicago and thence to their various
posts. . q, -' 49, '.,5't
In the party were General Passenger
Agent A. H. Hanson OF Chicago. Assistant
General Passenger Agents s. G.. Hatch Of
Chicago: w. A. Kellond, Louisville: J. F..
Merry, Dubuque; Division Passenger
Agents William Murray, of New Orleans;
j. A. Scott, Memphis; F. w. Harlow, Gin
cinnati; c. c. McCarty, St. Louis; General
Eastern Passenger Agent A. J. McDou-
gall, of New York. New England Agent j.
c. Clair, Bosom, Travelling Passenger
Agents Joseph Biggs. Cincinnati; w. J.
Bowes Chicago; w. r. Israel, Detroit; F.
A. Richter, Pittsburg; F. D. Miller, At
lanta; G. B. Wyllie, Buffalo; G. A. Fines,
! Chicago; w. T.. Mclean, New York; r. H.
Bowler, Louisville; c. J. Grace, Boston;
Advertising Manager. n. H. Nudge, Chi
cago; ]. H. Jones, passenger agent al
Cairo. ILL.,; H. J. Phelps, city passenger
| and ticket agent at Chicago and F. R
Wheeler, city passenger and ticket agent
at Evansville, Ind. T.. F. Montgomery OF
Jackson, Miss, was the only travelling
passenger agent who found it impossible
to make the trip. -; : - ..,.-,,
A great crowd was at the station last
night to see the inauguration of the new
! Chicago and St.sLouis passenger service
by the Minneapolis. & ST., Louis and the
Illinois Central:' Passengers were numer.
Gus also. The train was new, It, wa.
made up Of a. new passenger engine, com
bination mail and express, combination
baggage, library, high backed chair new
Pullman Talbot. Pullman Calgary, lowe
Central chair and Iowa Central smokinf
cars. The furnishing. of the train-is ele
CANT. It. was heated with steam ant
lighted with Plntsch gas. 'E.-
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1902-11-03
THE CITY
TOWN TALK

Attractive silk selling at GoodfelloW's
this week. beginning tomorrow.
Special sale. is per cent discount this
week on all frames and pictures. Bintlif' $
Art Store, At LIST av 8. "
Whoever wins, you'll enjoy the big show
at Expo auditorium tomorrow night. Box
and orchestra seats, 80 cents. reserved at
Journal office; general admission, rs cents.
Hear new state song at Journals Elec-
ton Night Show, Expo auditorium. Box
and orchestra seats. SO cents, reserved at
Journal office; general admission, 20
cents.
The Minneapolis Retail Grocers' ASSOC
citation will meet Monday evening to nomi-
nate officers for the ensuing year. The an
nual salary of the secretary will be de-
termined at this meeting.
Russell Powell, who was struck over the
head with club in fight with his brother,
Edward, will be released from the city
hospital to-day. Edward, who has been
held under arrest pending the outcome of
Russells injuries, was released from Gus
tody last night. The brothers quarreled
over the payment of some money.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1902-11-03
The Bilious Election "Ntghttnee."

The big demand for seats for the mid
night performance, or "nightinee;;" at the
Bijou tomorrow night, is, evidence that
the public Is ever alive for something out
of the ordinary, and is not slow to ap-
preciate any unconventional departure. At
both the midnight and regular perform
ances complete election returns will be
given. Arrangement has been made with
the Western Union to run a special wire
to the stage, and Professor Kellar has
consented to read the returns received by
expert operators. The first performance
will begin at 8:15 and last until 1920,
while the second complete entertainment
will start at II o'clock. Every effort will
be made to make the occasion as enjoy
able as possible. EH< ts- ~ 49,, E.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1902-11-03
OCTOBER WAS DRY
Rains for the Month Are Little Mere
than Half the Aver

Last month was almost normal in tenn
perature but was much drier than the av
erage October. The mean temperature
was 80 degrees as against 81 degrees for
the same month during the last twelve
years. But the precipitation was only
1873 inches. instead Of the average record
Of 2.43 inches.
This deficiency in the total precipita
ton does not indicate, however. that the
month had comparatively few rainy days.
Indeed, two-thirds Of the month was more
or less cloudy. There were ten clear days,
seven partly cloudy days, and fourteen
that were altogether cloudy. But the wet
days were usually days of drizzling damp
ness that did not deposit large amount
Of moisture.
On the warmest day Of the month, the
9Th, the thermometer registered "a degrees
above; on the coolest day, the mercury fell
to 80 degrees above zero. So equable was
Oct. % that the temperature varied only
six degrees throughout the twenty-four
hours. On the 30th the wind blew for a
short time at the high rate of SO miles an
hour.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1902-11-03
Colder Weather Means Our Underwear. =
I'VE start Soc Hoffmans Toggery Shop.
THE WEATHER
The Predictions.

Minnesota-Probably showers tonight
or Tuesday: warmer in east portion to-
night; cooler Tuesday; high southwest,
shifting to northerly, winds. Upper
Michigan-Rain tonight or Tuesday;
warmer tonight; cooler Tuesday; high
southwest winds. shifting to northwest
by Tuesday night. Observation-Disclosures
cloudiness and warmer tonight; Tuesday,
probably showers with cooler in west por-
ton. high southwest winds. Iowa-Pos-
sibly showers tonight or Tuesday; warm
er tonight; cooler Tuesday; high south
west to west winds. North Dakota
Generally fair tonight and Tuesday; cool
err; winds shifting to high westerly. South
Dakota-generally fair tonight and Tues
day; cooler Tuesday and In north portion
tonight; high southerly. shifting to west
winds. Montana-Partly cloudy and
cooler tonight; Tuesday fair and cool
or in southeast portion; westerly winds.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1902-11-03
IT WON'T BE SLOW

Don't miss The Journals election night
show at Expo auditorium. Refined, varied
program; Minnesota state song; full! bull
letln service; good entertainment solid
comfort. Box and orchestra seats, so cents,
reserved at Journal office; general admis-
sion, % cents, f'F! : - -
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1902-11-03
SOME CLOSE CONTESTS

Who'll be mayor? Who'll go to- con-
gress? You can keep tab on these excIt-
Ing contests at Expo auditorium to morrow
night. Refined, snappy program between
bulletins. Box and torchestra seats, so
cents, reserved at journal office; general
admission, Is cents. .,' :,
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1902-11-03
SOME, CLOSE CONTESTS

Who'll be mayor? Who'll go to con-
gress7 EYoui:oan keep tab on these exct-
Ing contests at Expo auditorium Tomorrow
night. Refined, snappy program between
bulletins. f. Box and orchestra seats, 80
cents, reserved at Journal office; general
admission, IS cents. .'
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1902-11-03
LOGGERs ARE SCARCE
Demand from Other Sources Make II
y, Hard for Lumbermen to u
HAf Man. s'-

Get Men.
: Abundant employment in the city and
elsewhere is held responsible for the in
ability Of Minneapolis lumbermen to Sc
cure anything like the full quota of 'lum-
Der Jacks" for this seasons work in the
woods About 5000 men are needed to
harvest the annual crop Of pine for Min
neapolis mills, but as yet not more than
1900 have been employed. California and
washington pineries are said to have at
traoted many men who formerly earned
their livelihood In Minnesota woods.
!. Employers complain bitterly Of the Nc
Carthy law, which compels them to pay
their; men every thirty days. Every time
a "jack'' gets check he starts for the
nearest center Of population and remains
there until his roll has been unduly dis
bursed.