The Montgomery advertiser. [volume] (Montgomery, Ala.) 1885-1982, 1902-07-13

MONTGOMERY "A.
AMONG THE BRETHREN.
Let It Buzzy,
Don Dickinson has placed the Presi
DENTON laurel on Ambassador Choate'i
brow, and we fear this will be equivalen
70 putting lee In his bonnet. -Mobii,
Register.
Wen. let 1t buzz. 1t will do no harm ant
may make choate feel good.
A True Saying.
TIE Cuilman Democrat gets whole
lot of good sense and observation in thi.
short paragraph:
When politician finds that he is .politi.
caliy dead. like the fox that lost his tail
ne wants to chop everybody else's tai
off.
Driving Young People Out.
In Evanston, Ill. they have organized
an anti-kissing society, and yet some
people are disposed 10 wonder why tho
younger population of the place Is stead.
lily decreasing. Birmingham News.
We suspect the members of that so.
ciety are immunes and want to put ur
the bars against all others. but II won
do. Kissing is one of the natural and
inalienable rights Of youth
I Has Acted Wisely.
The Committee has acted wisely. Here.
after Democratic candidates in Alabama
will be selected by the Democratic voters
Admission Star.
And we predict that the action of the
COMMITTEES will give satisfaction to all
who favor an united Democracy
Keep Them Stirred.
The people of old jackson are getting
thoroughly aroused on the subject of good
roads. We like to see the. people stirred
boro Citizen.
Let The Citizen not fail to keep the
people stirred. They cannot be interested
in anything more important from ma
terial standpoint.
Stick to That.
The Selma Journal serves notice that
this must he fair election, and we
heartily join 1t. Let this be one election
In which there win be no faint of fraud.
The Journal says:
z Fair elections hereafter, .'boys!' That's
the main thing and don't make any mis-
takes in calculating otherwise.
An Awful Insinuation.
II Colonel Watterson doesn't come down
and FIRE few shots at the editor of The
Russell Register the latter may consider
himself lucky. Hear him:
Louisville. KY. is Dragging over sixty
acre patch of onions, says The Birming-
ham Age-Herald. Uncle Hank Waterson
must have gotten some of them mixed
up in his mint julep few days ago,
We Expected It.
We have been looking for something of
the kind, and now The Pine Belt News
thus gets II on:
We thought it was about time for a
startling discovery of some kind and
been found near the north pole. We
Judge that Is why 1t is called the arctic
region.
Oh on a Jauht.
Our half-Alabama contemporary. The
West Point News, has saved up enough
money and free passes to take him to
the ocean and is going to let another
man get all the editorial kicking. He
says:
We win leave Mr.. J.sH, Hames at the
helm during our twQsweeks' absence at
the seashore and 4insthe mountains. We
expect him to give our readers bright,
heWsy paper. and he never fails to come
up to eur expectations
!. - Had Enough Of 1t, .s
The Mobile Herald Is tired OF walking
lRE In the shadow of predestined de-
fkats and thus files ans complaint;
what the Democratic party wants now
is victory We have had enough of de-
feat. The uses of adversely may be
sweet in some cases, but they have not
been at all sweet to the Democracy. On
the contrary, we have been quarrelling
like cats and dogs for the past six years.
Naturally for Joe..
The Geneva Reaper, being a Populist
paper. is naturally for Johnston for Gov
ernor and whoops him UP this way:
To hi with the United States Senate
while the present conditions in Alabama
demand his services at home-when all
eyes are turned upon him as the one, and
he only, who can steer the ship of state
to a safe landing: and on whom the eager
eyes of Alsbama's 10000 disfranchised
citizens are now gazing.
It Was Impossible.
The conecuh Record thinks some things
are impossible, and points out some OF
them in these words:
The idea of w. ]. Bryan attempting to
keep his mouth closed AMONG such a
company of representative Democrats!
Preposterous! Can you prevent the wind
from blowing or the earth turning on its
axis every twenty-four hours? Neither
can you stop ex-Candidate Bryan from
talking and giving advice to the great
Democratic party who he has twice led
to ignominious defeat and who have at
last gone back on him.
Judge Thomas's Charge.
Birmingham News
The charge of Judge Thomas to the
grand jury of the City Court of Mont
gomery on Monday last Is worthy of high
Commentator, and furnishes food for re-
Fiction. 1t was an able charge based
as It was upon that high principle and
deep regard for law and order which the
loyal and patriotic citizens of Alabama
have long entertained. Those who would
see Alabama take the >place to which she
is entitled in the front ranks of civiiza-
ton and progress agree with Judge