The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1902-03-25
NEW MAN IN CONGRESS-.
A speech bN the Hon. T. y. Sell
by, OF Illinois, for as
OleOmHrgariue -al


| An, friend To the COW. am a
friend to the woman that milks the
COW. lam n friend tn the man who
stands by and watches his wife milk
the COW, for II she not his helpmeet ?
love {" see the woman churn the
t"amlng cream until the butter com
eth love to see the busy house
wife "a'l'p the butter about i'm hel
hands into shspely rolls. / love to
see the butter come and then l love
to make the butter fly.
Memory goes back to the happy
times when the crws came home, and
to the less happy times when l had to
make them come home. Any man
who has been raised with COW will
never lose his friendship for her, nor
g" back upon hrr, nor upon her back
when adversely strikes her business.
The gentleman from Virginia (Mr.
Lamb paid the Virginia COW beau
tifuI and eloquent tribute. but let me
say to him that the Virginia cow can
not be compared with the big fat cows
of the Mississippi Valley and beyond.
| am well aware that Virginia is en-
titled 10 the proud distinction Of hav.
ing been the mother Of Presidents. ."
but she IL not the mlther of the COW
The Mississippi Valley COW is mar.
vel of wonder and the pride of every
bone. She never goes dry. She is
kind aud gentle. and has much ma
Iernal affection that she often ticks
The milkrr instead OF her calf.
II | fail to vote f,r this bill. | shall
feel that | cannot go hume and ever
again Look an honest cow in the face.
Tie cows III my country are Demo.
cratic cows. They give Democratic
milk, which accounts for the ever.
'asIing big "vmocratic mpjorilies in
NY dis rict. They are not aware Dir,
thar there is such = thing AS olen in
an part of their anatomy. Why,
sir. even orr hogs have not learned
that their graasy inards contribute
10 the greedy work of building up
great anti c"w butter monopoly. IF
the peaceful bog knew it he would
gruht IN shame.
The co.'s in my country live in Ar
cadian simplicity. She dwellerh in
green pastures and Iooketh obviously
at the Republican politician as he
pssseth by On his mission to hoodoo
the honest voter
Frolics"me calves gaIlop about
With tails erect reioici"g in the full.
u"ss f democratic freedom that is
heirs The COW is conIenled and
"appy, ont ia nav Il strict, in her be.
ev"ient work Of giving milk for
r"uug Democrats Little does this
a'icnt COW know that the honest
.r"duct OF her toll is being counter
cited 80 successfully by cunning men
that The butter eater knoweth not
INV more what he eatelh when he
huuerelb his bead
This "Whnlesome food product"
called oleomaleurine you say, is such
n fine counterfeit Of genuine butter,
such delicious substitute, that the
honest son 81 toll cannot tell whether
lie Is eating pure butter or this fraud
u!eut compound of hog lard, steer fat
and c1ttonsecd grease To such per
fiction has swiudling come at last
under Republican rule aud miorule
Why should you not be rs earnestly
aud eloqueuHy advocating this sub
situte, this compound If mysterious
fats. for him / tell you the honest
suns If toll IL entitled to have the
horest product vt honest labor, the
bcs, aud not the poorest, the genuine
pud not the counterfeit We should
lake Of orr hats 90 here By their
votes, by their kind permission They
expect us ,o pre-, ent fraud, not Co
dect IL They expec, ne to give
u honest vote ror an hpnest measure.
2 he bill is an honest measure To pro.
teot az honest industry.
Gentlemen, let We stand by the
honest C 'w, and verify we shall have
/ AZ abundance Of genuine butter for
our bread and milk for our babies
aud the earth and the iullness there
Of shsli be ours ( Loud applause ]
From The Congregations Record Of
Feb. rs.