The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1902-11-09

Il see be tn pa-apers." said Mr..
Dooley, that tn king iv Biljum has
been havin' throuble with wan iv his
family"
9TH poor man." said Mr.. Hennes-
sv. what was it about?'
"Oh, faith, tn usual thing" said Mr..
DooIey she marrid some wan tn
king, her father, didn't like. TIL man
iv her choice was not her akeel. He
was ony jock or a prince or some
thing like that-a good fellow, dye
mind, sober, industhrees an affictin-
ate but iv lowly extraction. But that
amt what 1 wanted to talk to We
about TIL throubles iv a king with
his family amt amy more inthrestin'
thin tn throubles iv a plumber or a
baseball player. It's tn same thing
tn food, tn cost iv tn new tile, tn
familyar face at breakfast, tn girl
runnin' off an marryin' a jock or a
clerk in a butcher shop. What I've
been thinkin' about is how long tn
kings can stand havin' all these things
known about thin.
"Whin was a boy. if a king fell out
with his folks, no wan knew iv it but
tn earls an markeses an jocks that
overheard tn row while they were
waitin' on tn table. They didn't say
anything but wrote it down in a note
book an published it afther they was
dead. Whin tn king passed tn butther
plate so high to his wife that it caught
her in tn eye, it was a rile secret
Whin his rifle spouse pulled his ma
jesty around tn room be tn hair Nv
tn head, tn tale remained in tn
family till it got into histhry. Whin
wan iv tn princesses threatened to
skip with a jock, tn king touched tn
spring iv tn thrap .dure an her rile
hghness, Augoostina Climintina Sofia
Maria Mary Ann, whit down among
tn coal an tn potatoes an niver was
heard iv again.
But nowadays tits different TIL
window shades is up at tn kings
house as well as ivrywhere else. TIL
gas is lighted an we see his majesty
stormin' around because tn dinner is
late, kickin' tn rifle dog, whalin' tn
princes iv tn blood with a lath, brush
in his crown befure goin' out, Shawn
his chin, sneakin' a dhrink at bed
time, jawin' his wife an maxim faces
at his daughter. TIL princess called
at tn king iv Biljum's house yister-
dab an insisted on SEEM tn oil man.
A stormy interview followed. I toll
We niver to darken this dure agin till
we lift that loafer iv a husband iv
ye'ers, says his majesty. I come here
to get me clothes says her rifle high
ness. IF We don't give thin up, I'll
call mex, time with a constable she
says. Don't make me frget me sex
an lay hands on a woman says his
majesty. Clear out iv this befure 1
cease bein' q king an become a par
emit" he says. Her rile highness had a
Mt Nv Mysteries at this, an tn king
tore around tn parlor, knockin' over
chairs an kickin' at tn furniture Half
an hour later tn princess emerged.
followed be tn king in a smokin'
jacket. At tn dure, he hollered at
her; 'Ye'll stay away. firm here if ye
know what's good FIR you I'll have
tn law on ye, says tn princess as she
whit off on her BICYCLE
An there We ar-re TIL times has
changed an tn kings lives in tn sthreet
with tn rest iv US. It'I be tn death
" them. No wan respects anybody
they know. To be a king an get away
with it, man must keep out iv sight.
Tn minyit people knows that a king
talks like other people, that he has TIL
same kind iv aches that we have, that
his head is bald, that his back teeth
are filled, that he drinks too much,
that him an his wife don't get along
an that whin they quarrel, they don't
make regular declaration iv war but
jaw at each other like Mullarky an his
spouse their subjects say: why. this
here fellow is no betther thin tn rest
Nv US. How comes he to have so good
job? Down with him. An down
he comes
Ye take this here king iv Blum.
Hinnissy. I know all about him FIR
Dorney had tn room mex to him whin
ne was in Europe an he heerd him
snore! Think Nv that! Think iv hear
in a king snore an meetin' him RI,
mex mornin' an bowin' to him. IF this