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Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-01-11
Beers KEEP UP FIGHT

johannesburg, Jan. 8. - General
Botha has sent a note to all Boer com
mandos, requesting them TO keep on
lighting, for the British Parliament is
to be asked for another war vote, which
will induce the British nation to de-
mand that the war in South Africa be
stopped.
Pretoria, Jan. 3.-General De Wet
has ordered the Boer commandments TO
retard the work of extending the Brit
ish blockhouses at any cost Further
fighting may consequently be expected
General Bruce Hamilton has captured
another Boer lager and twenty-tTEu
prisoners on the Swaziland border.
London, Jan. 3.-Lord Roberts has
issued an official contradiction OF the
stories circulated on the Continent
of the violation OF Boer women by the
troops in South Africa, and the employ
ment OF Boer female refugees for i'm
moral purposes.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-01-11
Hawaiian Tramway's Time
Table.
KING STREET LINE.

KING SIREtT LINE.
Cars leave Waikiki for town at y4s. 6.Is 6:4s AN
and every IS minutes thereafter till Io:aS. :IS and
II:Is pm. from Waikiki go 10 the Punahou Stables
Cars leave r Range or Pawaa switch for town at
sSlA.M and every IS minutes thereafter till osP.M
Cars leave Fort and King streets corner for Palama
at $40 AN. and every IS minutes after TIL II:7S
Pm.
Cars leave for Palama orly at and s;,o An.
Cars leave Palama for Waikiki s:4s An. and every
IS minutes TIL Gas Pm then At loiS and Io4S pm.
The tt:ts pm. from Palama for Punahou only goes
10 Waikiki on Saturdays.
Cars leave Fort and King streets corner for Rifle
Range at Sac and $50 An.
Cars leave Fort and King streets corner for Waikiki
N6oSAa. and every Is minutes ILL IooSP. n then al
toss and ii:as PM The Ii:Js pm. goes to Waikiki
on Saturdays only.
BERETANIA STREET AND rUUANU VALLEY
Cars leave Punahou StSble for Town at $50 and
for Town AMI Valley at $40 $50 6:ro f:so $40 and
7.2o An.
Cars leave Oahu College for town and Valley at
6 20 $50 and An and ever minutes I'LL 1910
pm except the even hour and half. hour cars which
run from the Stable.
Cars leave Nuuanu Valley al 6:Io 6:so $50 AN and
every TO minutes thereafter III 1850 pm,
Cars leave Fort and Queen streets for Punahou
College at Cos Gas Gas AN and every minutes
after I'LL o:Is pm. After that the run TO the
Stable Up TO :soP.M. which Is the last from Town,
reaching the Stable at II:JoP.A,
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-01-11
Billions IN TRUSTS
CENSUS FIGURES ON
THE BIG COMBINATIONS
Army Of WOrkmen EmplOyed---iS9
Corporations Control 22l9 Plants
Iron and Steel at Head
Of the List.

Washington Dec 30.-Census stalls
tics made public today on industrial
combinations show total authorized
capitalization May 81. 1900 for the fS3
corporations reported of $36O7, 539 200
and capital stock issued S3.0S5, 200, SGS.
or this total the authorized capital in
cludes S270,127, $50 in bonds; $780,
$4,000 in preferred stock and $2,071,-
81 ,O59 in common stock. The capital
stock issued comprises S2l6,il2.759 in
bonds; 81 ,O66, 525, 1868 in preferred stock,
and 81 .S02 ,262, lac common stock.
The total value of all the products OF
the combinations reported is 1851,
295,364. and subtracting the value Of
the products Of the hand trades, or tho
mechanical and neighborhood indus
tries, which amount to $l,H6, lG5, lGO,
the products of the industrial combina-
lions in 1900 is found equivalent to
over 20 per cent Of the total gross prod
ucts of the manufacturing industries Of
the country as they existed in 1890. The
1873 corporations reported employed an
average OF 3991S2 wage earners, re-
ceiving 1894, 5497i5 in wages. Employ
ment also was given to 24,5S5 salaried
officials, clerks, etc, receiving a total
Of $32, 653, 62S In salaries. Miscellaneous
expenses of these combinations aggrc-
gated $l51.S51.0 77. Total cost Of ma
terial used was 81 ,OS5 ,OS3,S 1921. The gross
value of products, less the value of ma.
terial purchased in partly manufacture.
ed form gives the net or true value
OF products Of these combinations az
81 ,051, 1881 $50. This represents the in
crease in the value of the raw mater.
ials resulting from the various pro.
cesses Of manufacture.
The 1873 corporations reported con-
troll 22l9 plants that were active dur
ing the census year and ia reported as
idle during that period. The returns
show an average of eleven active plants
to each corporation. OF all these in
dustrial combinations siXty-three were
organized prior to 1897. and in the
years 1897. 1898 1899 and prior to Juno
80. 1900. there were organized seven,
lNfuNN, StNtnNg -nllt anu Null t'tl wi :
porations respectively. over so per
cent of the total number of such cor
poratiOns were chartered during the
eighteen months from January /, 1899,
to July 30, 1900.
The statistics Of industrial combina-
tions exclude all corporations manufac-
turing and distributing gas and cleo
trio light and power. II being impos-
sible to trace all OF the latter, and they
do not generally possess the same
economic significance.
The returns show that the iron and
steel industry is at the head of the list.
with a gross product of S5OS,626, 4S2.
which is more than double the value OF
the product of any other group except
food and kindred products, and repre-"
sents nearly one third OF the total
gross value of pro lucts of all the in
dustrial combinations.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-01-11
- estaplished 1908 -
g. co.
BANK ERS.

Transact General Banking
and Exchange Business.
Commercial and Travellers
Letters of Credit issued, available
in all the principal cities of the
world.
Interest allowed after July /,
1898, on fixed deposits Z day
notice 2 per cent. (this form will
not bear interest unless it remains
undisturbed for one month";, 3
months 3 per cent, 8 months 3 1-2
per cent, ~ months 4 per cent.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-01-11
.SI,0D0,0OO FOS FRENCH
CHICAGO UNIVERSITY IS
The FAVORED INSTITUTION
Robert Lsbandy Will Furnish the
Fumes - French Industrial
School. National RecOgni-
tlOn Given.

Chicago. Jan. 1.-One million dollars
il the sum offered by Robert Lebaudy,
the French multi-millionaire. for tho
establishment Of a French industrial
school in connection with the Univar-
sity of Chicago. II will be the greatest
institution of its kind in the world,
The offer was made to President Hdr-
per today through Lebaudys agent,
Emil Ridel OF the French army.
The new school is to be an integral
part of the University of Chicago, and
the necessary buildings, for which Le-
baudy will furnish the money, will bd
located on the campus Of that institu.
ton. Lebaudy also will establish an
endowment fund for the maintenance
Of the school.
The institution takes on still great
er Importance from the fact that II
will be actively fostered by the French
Government. The students will con-
sist of 600 graduates OF French colleges.
They will be selected by the Govern.
ment, and 200 will be sent over EACH
year. They will come on scholarships
all expenses Of transportation and ily.
ing being betrayed by the French De.
/ partment Of Education.
/ At the conclusion OF his conference
with DR.. Harper, Ridel left for Wash
ington to consult ambassador Cam
bon. He will proceed thence to Pari;
and make his report to the French
Rockefeller. In the spring two archi
tects will cCme to Chicago to superln'
tend the details of building the school
The buildings will be representative Of
modern French architecture. Thee
will contains lecture halls, museums o.
industry and libraries, the volumes
for which are now being bound undeI
the supervision of the French Minis
try.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-01-11
MORGAN'S BIG GIFT.

New York. Dec. 3l.-The employees in
the Office of J. p. Morgan & Co. were
made supremely happy today by a
record breaking act of generosity by
Mr.. Morgan. Every man in his em-
ploy received new years gift Of 100
per cent Of his salary. From the office
boy to the specialist in bonds and the
heads Of departments a check was CIV
en- equal to his entire years salary.
That is to say, the bond expert or loan
clerk, who receives yearly salary OF
$4,000 a year, received from Morgan
today check for $4,000. The little
office boy. who begins mis- Wall street
career at $40 month, was made happy
with a check for $3.50. This is the
largest distribution of profits ever Civ.
en- by financial house in the history
OF Wall street. The gifts will aggre-
gate about $25O,0O0.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-01-11
FOOTBALL TODAY.

There will be n game of association
football on the Makiki grounds this
afternoon. beginning at 4:3O o'clock.
The Hackfeld-Davies combination and
the Wanderers will play. Following
Is the personnel Of the teams:
Hackfeld-Davies - Goal, Dusenberg;
fullbacks. Beardmore and Ross half
backs, St. Clair, Stopp and Churton:
forwards, Morse, Boyer, Guild Brett
and Smith.
Wanderers - Goal Motley; full
backs, Aylett, John Waterhouse;
half-backs. Simpson, Stokes, Cockburn;
forwards, Williamson. Blackburn. Cat d.
ton (cartain), osborne Geo. Water
house.
Reserves-Geo. Kentwell, ]. o.
borne, J. Marcillino.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-01-11
The California and Oriental s. 3. Co
w. G.lrWin & Go
Limited
Limited

AGENTS FOR a
Western Sugar Refinery Company q
San Francisco.
Baldwin Locomotive Works of Phila.
delphia, Pa, U. s. A.
Newell Universal Mill Co. (National
Cane Shredder), New York, u. 8. x.
N. ohlandt & Co.'s Chemical Fertii-
izers.
Alex. Cross & Sons high-grade Fertil
izers for Cane and Coffee.
Reeds Steam Pipe Covering.
ALSO OFFER FOR SALE:
Paraffine Paint Co.'S P. q B. Paints ana
Papers; Lucol and Linseed Oils,
raw and boiled.
Indurine IA cold-water paint, in vhits
and colors.
Filter Press Cloths. Cement, Lime sne
Bricks.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-01-11
BISHOP & co.
The Yokohama Specie Bank
LIMITED.

Subscribed Capital. 80. Yen 24,00O,00O
Paid Up Capital ..... Yen 100000
Reserved Fund ...... Yen $4,000
HEAD OFFICE. YOKOHAMA.
The Bank buys and receives for col
lection Bills of Exchange, Issues Drafts
and Letters Of Credit, and transacts a
general banking business.
INTEREST ALLOWED.
On Fixed Per cent
Deposit. Per annum.
For ~ months .........
For 6 months ........ 81
For 3 months ......... 3
Branch of the Yokohama Specie Bank.
New Republic 3D., iii King Street
HONOLULU.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-01-11
Claus Spreckels. VIM. G. Irwin
Claus Spreckels & Co.
b ANk E RS.
HONOLULU, |: T. H.

San Francisco Agents The Ne.
vada National Bank of San Francisco.
San Francisco - The Nevada Ma.
tional Bank Of San Francisco.
London-The Union Bank OF Lon.
don, Ltd.
New York-American Exchange Ma
tional Bank.
chleago-Merchants' National Bank.
Paris--Credit Lyonnais.
Berlln-Dresdner Bank.
hongkong and Yokohama-Hong-
kong Shanghai Banking Corporation.
New Zealand and Australia - Bank
OF New Zealand.
Victoria and Vancouver - Bank OF
British North America.
Deposits received. Loans made IN
approved security. Commercial and
Travellers Credits issued. Bills OF Elk.
change bought and sold.
Collections Promptly Accounted For.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-01-11
TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY

Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets
All druggists refund the money II II
fails to cure. h. w. Groves signature
is on each box. 20 cents.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-01-11
BISHOP Sc co.
Bank

........ Savings Deposlts will be
received and interest allowed by the
Bank at four and one-half per cent
per annum.
Printed copies OF the Rules and Reg
ulations may be obtained on applice-
ton.
Once at bank building on Merchant
street.
BISHOP & co.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-01-11
Pioneer Building and Loan
Association.
ASSETS, JUNE 81, 1901, sso,o4s.s7

ASSETS, JUNE 81, 1901, sso,o43.a7.
Money loaned on approved security.
A Saving Bank for monthly deposits.
Houses built on the monthly install
ment plan.
Twenty.third Series of Stock is now
opened.
oFFICERS-J. l.. Mclean. Presi.
dent; A. A. Wilder, Vice President;
G. B. Gray, Treasurer; a. V. Gear,
Secretary.
DIRECTORS - J. L. Mclean, A.
A. Wilder, A. V. Gear, c. b. Gray.
J. ID. Holt, A. W. Keech, j. A. Lyle,
Jr., ]. M. Little, Z. s. Boyd.
A. v. GEAR.
Secretary.
Office Hours: l2.3O-1.3O n m
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-01-11

Chinese and Japanese Firms.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-01-11

The Bulletin, rs cents per month.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-01-11
ACCOUNTANT DEPARTMENT
FFicE. e24 BETHEL STREET.
SAYINGS DEPARTMENT
INSURANCE DEPARTMENT
Established in 1858.

FIRE, MARINE LIFE, ACCIDENT
AND EMPLOYERS LIABILITY IN.
SURANcE COMPANIES.
Insurance Office, e24 Bethel Street.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-01-11

L e, SMITH, Gen1 Pass. & Ticket Agt.
G. r. DENISON. Superintendent
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-01-11

Established 1856,
New-York tribune., 1902-08-10
N / TIGHT PL4CE

Old Colonel Lee. who resided for many years
in Ninth-st-. a few doors west OF t.e Hotel 81.
Denis IS remember by hundreds OF New-Eo-k-
ers for his bright Kramer ANA nappy. ap. re-
marks When the project Of erecting an - .ueS-
trian statue 10 General Washington in Tu-oa
Square was proposed. Colonel Lee was IN
trusted with one Of the subscription papers for
circulation Shortly after recei..nE il NJ ap-
preached d wei known citizen and asked for
a subscription. But the citizen : cli-e To- sub
scribe, stating ia a rather pompous name
I do not consider. sir th-t thee IS any II c.s-
sly for i monument t, Mr. Washington. His
fame IS Ur6yiag sir; h. is eashrined in the
hearts Of his gou1 -ry men"
Is ne ensh-i1ed in your heart" softly in
quired The colonel
He is sir"
Wen. all have to say" retor1ed Colonel L.
is that n Is in a tight place
New-York tribune., 1902-08-10
4 BIRTHDAY TROLLEY TRIP
NINETY-sEvEN YEARS OLD NoRTHAMP-
TON WOMAN TAKES PARTY OF PER
SONS OVER SEVENTY FOR RIDE.

Nor,harrpten Mass. Aug. ,Sp-s.au--
trolley PARTS which bids fair O. stand ou record
IS ne. Of the most r.,curkahj. ~ tho sind ever
held 5n the Connecticut Valley. ar even ia The
I-ni.ed States r.- tEaf given Wednesday ar
trrnoon July ,1. .a t5ir city. IN celebration of
The ninety seventh ti-t1da anniversary II Mrs.
prusiI.a Han Johnson The .Is.st r~z j. M Of the
pretty little s15u-b Of Florence Tho arrange
rn-uts were made by IL. Jalas2a's daughter
ma her nerh 81. ex-bs.rirt Attorney John C.
Hammond f this city. who is director of the
Norta: u-p,.u Street Railway Company The
party comprised eighty pe sors. IA the special
-uestf e honor. about forty-iye in number,
ner. r,s.I.u.s r Florence who had passed
the TitLcal age Of thraescor- years and ten.
rl down in local history as the "ThreesCor-
q nd Ten Trolley Party" Tn N.il-E- folk Were
-1natly interest. in tie affair ard many gath
cred 10 witness the departure # the car. Be
sides the hostess and mr. special guests, the
party included a number # MS Johnson's
relatives and young people To companion and
assist the guests Of Tie occasion. The big spe-
,ial car was decorated with bunting. flags and
Wild flowers. ard crowd t. its fun capacity
with the happy company. presented an attrac-
tive sight.
The objective pcirt # The trip was Mountain
Park ON the southern slope If Mount Tom
overlooking the Connecticut valley. TIE day
was ideal. and the hours journey er the light
miles from Florence to the park was full Of de-
New-York tribune., 1902-08-10

by this company seven years ago. and the price
paid for th- two-miIe rift in the rocks at that
time was $4,000.
The directors and principal stockholders OF the
company owning the chasm are Thomas +
Conway Frank Z. Smith and Thomas =. Cot
ter Of Plattsbarg; Edmund X Baker. presi-
dent Of the company. "a H Prescott and
Michael H. Callahan Of Keeseville, y. Y.
New-York tribune., 1902-08-10
THE ONLY ~HlRP" THERE.

The walters at a big restaurant IN tn Park
Row Building ere ali French or German. with
one exception and he is son OF the ever
faithful isle" Patsy" said thu man with the
very nigh coar cooking his ear he better TO
hear the orchestra playing ia the upstairs dining
room. is that a harp they have UPSTAIRS" No.
sir said Patsy. I guess l the only harp
there Is here
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1902-10-05
c. r. Brooks Mine

g H Brooks, the attorney. OWLS
silver mine down in old Mexico. II IS
TO secret but very few know it as Mr.
Brooks has never had occasion 70
tell IT.. The other day to very interest
ed group he told OF this silver mine into
which he plunged full length. the only
plunging he has done that really savored
OF the Wall street stuff:
I was just young fellow then SAID
Nj Brooks. I had just been admitted
TO the bar and had succeeded In saving
Up 1900. II was safe in the bank when
this silver mine Ia old Mexico came into
ny life. II is an old Spanish hole and
believe TO this day that il will make
SC ne body rich. for when American meth
DDS become popular and the country pro
81 esses further alond. the silver in that
Il inc VIII be taken out n large measure.
Wen. when the news OF this great project
was brought TO our town a committee If
public men were sent 70 look into the
matter and I remember well they return
cd and proclaimed the mine a safe and
profitable investment. One man put s25.-
COO into IT aud with this and many other
peoples money. he went down 20 person.
ally conduct the expenditure in cash. He
had ny 81 900 and sunk It with the rest
I can tell you that 81 900 was fortune 70
ma
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1902-10-05
Fiuht on rIavor FERGUSON.


One day during the fair. Major Fergu-
son. postmaster at Wellington. was the
most unhappy man IN Wichita. lie came
up the previous night 10 attend meet
ing OF Chester Longs district committee
and oversight himself until his train had
gone, thus heins compelled 10 remain
al day IN Wichita
Hello Major" everybody shouted at
him, couldn't stand il any longer. Had
to come UP 10 see the city carnival"
The Major generally walked along 81
lently and lightly as If he were looking
for squirrels in the woods OF Indiana
He did not know he was so well known
in Wichita He finally took 70 the back
streets and hy-piaces and made a special
request Of an Eagle man not 70 say that
he was in town.
You see said the Major-TH tel you
on the cuiet-I was one Of the biggest
ducks in the puddle down in ny town the
night We had that indignation meeting
and passed resolutions boycotting the
Wichita carnival and for my people 70
know that I am Up here today would
be awful 7 give you my honor that I
didn't come TO your fair and carnival
I simply came Up 10 attend a Republican
meeting last night and was 50 uafortu-
rate as to miss ny train this morning"
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1902-10-05

political horizon in The person Of William
Alfred PETER Billy Buchan. zho seemed
20 be managing the ingalls, campaign
vent about in Topeka claiming thar n
gsls would De rejected. This was ms
claim in the corridors Of the Copeland
hctsL Some Of the hard headed business
Republicans CT thar Legislature could net
see how & cou5 ~ done. IN the mean
time Senator Ingalls, came 70 Topeka and
consulted with his friends he saw his
political finish IN The ai- and sid az once
that he was beaten The Republican
forces were hone.essly deno-alizc9- II
was thought hest 70 hold a Republican
caucus in the senate chamber, This was
dcne the night before the vote tor sena-
Tor. To this meeting came al the ssna-
tcrs save Two. and seven or eight mem
bers. a mere handful from the house.
a messenger Vas sent over for ingalls,
ard he came. He realized how hopeless
y as the chance for his reelection and he
said So To that caucus he made the
finest, most eloquent speech ever made in
the state house. Il vas secret caucus
OF his friends, 70 reporters were present.
I have never seen this speech II pint. but
no more eloquent speech vas ever made
I have heard Senator ingalls, at his best
and have heard him speak many times.
but I have never heard him equal his
effort on this occasion
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1902-10-05

aa6 't NOT oeen for mF ifSs getting
weak. I'd fast forever Ihass shat
wlliam Eb-uhsck tne vouus mar vac
hafn satea a bite a. biz IS head -
q PIN for th.rty days sid % an Eagle
rsa 7 coalaaf stand on fhsss isgs
much longer
How Cd Il seei % fast
Wei fhs arst ssN davs 7 FEE a7rt
= hu-gry hat after that e. vas sU night
Z could 81 ln ire nol-e and hear sfe
neefsteak BIOL b1t 6, G.sat SEEN 20 sf-
feet ne Z rras 80 rswara7~r ard al
icured " - hrra Volid have uafs BE-
zen eays iouzsr ant gore over the forty
days ootch. bgt ~ legs woul1- stzne
f.- t. Ihs th-zs fhat r-srgrissd ne r,cst
81 fhat could uerk : st tuo cr-rlas
e. tvpe ever 6ay. 81 aea. uacs - fas
forms and rsn re gTsss-2-s.tg coed
zu-k fa- uaa that pasu't sar1z-
Tns ssstinz szfrrgriss q ~ Eoe-sac<
ard the ETaha aGlfF fhat t1s iatazfi-sl
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lr1lEsst.ca ~ tslxi-z zad fsiaki-T fue
n.sa rss arstasr rsresr anE u aEET
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have syrrsrsls z-s tas 80 80 fs~ si~s
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-5cslT Hs iese e. tast esft-E ff~re
s-~-ie,s tl-es esT - ss-srur-f 49, hr
has cs 81 takes zee ~sss -
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Szrs have seustst-g ~ g. ~ 80 rrs
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1902-10-05
Mavcr eurke wssnt N n.

Major. Burke IN advance u Buffalo Bll
show. is very large fat man lie
thought he was the biggest nan N Wlch-
ia while here during the week aud Vas
boastinE how much he measured about
the equator. In fact. he was very gay
about H. An Eagle man decided 70 quiet
y inveigie him around 70 the hagnts
OF Fritz Schnitzl-r which be do L
little equatorial measurement was done
with disastrous results 20 Major Burke
pride and frontage Fritz was between
Is and u inches more around than
he was The Major then swelicd up and
challenged measurement about the chest
Fritz beat him there too. Finally he In
sisted that he wore a bigger hat fhan
Fritz and vas again beaten lie knew
Ne wore bigger collar. but Fritr's collar
would make a 1-cktie for him. Major
Burke finally hi somsthinE be could eK-
Gel N and was happy he said NJ was
lighter Fl his feet than Fritz and danced
8 very fivsiy clog % prove a. AR
Sch2ltzlsr baked az = dancing contest
~ lIowed Major Burke The comfort -
championship IN that lire Hereafter
hen the gallant Major happens 20 come
10 Wichita he vii keep mighty quiet
about his rotUnGity.