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The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1902-03-29
as mean as his wife's relatives, even if
he knew how.'-Syracuse Herald.

as mean as his wife's relatives, even if
he knew how."-Syracuse Herald.
rs he really such an expert stenog-
''Expertness is no name for it. Why,
just for practice he actually took down
church sewing circle discussion
without missing a word''-Chicago Post.
1.-TWO dollars to Forty-second street
How far away is it?'
1T is, eh? paid cabman 81 to go
somewheres in New York wunst an he
got there almost as soon as he got the
$2.'-Puck.
Here is a little gem clipped from a
small boys essay on PARENTS:
Parents are things which boys have
to look after them. Most girls also have
parents. Parents consist of pas and
mas. Pas talk good deal about what
| they are going to do, but mostly it's the
mas that make you mind. Chicago
News.
81 seen Brady wit his shillaleh; but
he told me he had no occasion to use
| it,
..Phwat the divil! whin man has a
| shillaleh, can't he make an occasion q
Puck.
What cares the public for them?-
The critics cause no strife;
They simply praise book to death,
And damn it into life!
Atlanta Constitution.
Young man." said the solemn-look-
ing stranger, do you drink intoxicat-
ing beverages?'
Not with strangers" said the young
man, as he moved away.
Thus it will be seen that our best in
/ tentions sometimes strike logical
snag.-Montreal Star.
Is that bee.
In violets humming,
Or just a whisper:
"Blizzard's coming?"
Atlanta Constitution.
Prohibition cranks are not confined to
the temperate zone.-Exchange.
Mrs Gubbins (apologeticany)-No
1 really couldn't come. The church IS
The Citrate reassuringly)-N Never
mind Mrs Gubbins. You will find it
warm enough hereafter.-Moonshine.
IN the coming election. Uncle Jim.
you should take your conscience with
you to the polls"
mo. suh-not me. Dat would only
contaminate it. Hits a Sunday con-
science, en- never feels at home out er
meetin'l' '-Atlanta Constitution.
1.-THE love between her and her hus-
band is dead
well, 1 hope they'll give it a decent
burial and not drag it through the di-
vorce courts. philadelphia Bulletin.
''This is the church where you hold
your services, suppose"
I'VE used to call it "a church, but we
have outgrown all that. 1t is Temple
of Progressive Thought now."-Chicago
Tribune.
Awhat is Browns religion in this
campaign
well. if I don't disren ember, he wuz
born a Baptist, raised Presbyterian,
an. jedgin' by the way he hollers when
he gifts on the stump, I'm pretty certain
that if he amt a Methodist now, he soon
will be!"-Atlanta Constitution.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1902-03-29
FOR NORTHWEST SETTLERS.
The BurIington's Very Low Rates

Every day during March and April
1902, very low one-way Colonists' rates
are made by Kansas Lines in connec-
ton with the Burlington Route, as fol-
lows
Kansas territory to Portland Ia
coma. Seattle and Puget Sound points,
$500.
To Spokane and surrounding terri
tory. $3.50. To Butte and Helena
district, $1,000.
For exact rates to intermediate and
branch territory, consult nearest ticket
agent, or write undersigned.
1.-The Burlington-Northern Pacific
Express" is the great time-savirg
train, carrying through coaches. through
chair cars and through tourist sleepers,
to Butte, Helena, Spokane, Puget
Sound and Portland.
From Denver to the Northwest.-The
Burlington has fast service via Billings
in connection with THE Burlington
Northern Pacific Express"
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1902-03-29

1.-THE love between her and her hus-
band is dead
well, L hope they'll give it a decent
burial and not drag it through the di-
vorce courts."-Philadelphi Bulletin.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1902-03-29

This is the church where you hold
your services, 1 suppose"
I'VE used to call it "a church, but we
have outgrown all that. 1t is Temple
of Progressive Thought now."-Chicago
Tribune.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1902-03-29

I'm the coming election. Uncle Jim,
you should take your conscience with
you to the polls
contaninate it, Hits a Sunday con-
science, en- never feels at home out er
meetin' i'-Atlanta Constitution.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1902-03-29

.sWhat is Browns religion in this
campaign
We'll if I don't disrem ember, he wuz
born a Baptist, raised a Presbyterian,
an, jedgin' by the way he hollers when
he gifts on the stump, I'm pretty certain
that if he amt a Methodist now,he soon
will be!"-Atlanta Constitution.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1902-03-29

Mrs. Gubbins apologetically)-No,s sir,
1 really couldn't come. The church IS
so cold.
The Citrate (reassuringly)-Neve
mind, Mrs. Gubbins. You will find 1T
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1902-03-29

Prohibition cranks are not confined to
the temperate zone.-Exchange
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1902-05-10

ID. p. Ford, of McyerSdalc. Pa, was
here Sunday last visiting his mother,
sisters and brother. Doug" is evident
ly prospecting III the dale" if new
residence for family of two, costing
81, 700, means anything.
Miss Nellie V. BetZ and Messrs.
Charles X. Jeffries and James A. Taylor
attended social entertainment i'll Mt.
Savage Thursday evening, wherein
Misses Daisy and Maud Houck were the
hostesses.
Mrs. j. M. STREET. and son have re-
turned from visit of two weeks to
friends i'll Baltimore.
Miss Ida Stark, of Cumbella land, spent
the week with Miss Marion Tenant.
EN- Mayor J. n. Benson and daughter,
Miss Belle, returned from Pittsburg,
Pa, Wednesday-th latter after four
mouths stay with her sister, Mrs. Frey.
Miss Virginia Earle has returned to
her home, MIlldale, Va.
Mrs. w. r. Percy has returned home
from IA visit to Detroit, Mich.
Mrs. Arthur Baker and Mrs. Edward
Betz and son left Wednesday to visit
friends in HaperStOWn.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1902-05-10
Thirty Years Ago.

For the week corresponding with this
in 1872 the paragraphs below comprise
in part items of occurrence then new:
A cat belonging to Daniel Davis, Borden
Shaft, entered the house with snake in its
mouth Daniel, fearing the reptile might
bite some of the children, got his shotgun
and the volley, shot at the snakes head,
blowed off the cats head also
Mention was made of the fine residence
going up on the property of cx-Mayor l.. NJ.
Gorsuch.
The old frame house near the Lutheran
church was torn down to make room for Il
new parsonage
Rev. j. o. sullivan of WeSternport, de
livercd stirring temperance lecture in St
Micharrs church.
Nav $. 1872, Miss MaY;,ic Thomas WAS
married to Mr. John Yates by Rev. H..
Lewellyn, all of Frosthurg. The ceremony
took place in the parlor of the residence Of
Hon james Dando.
Mrs. Sarah +. Herring, aged 10 years, wife
of James Herring, of Barton, died May :,
1872, leaving one child.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1902-05-10
One of the Safes.


The volume of business grows i'll the
First National-a fact easy to see if one,
as many do, compares each statement
with the preceding. A total of over
100000 deposits is an item indicating
popular confidence in high degree, and
to its stockholders the surplus fund of
$4,000 is pleasant to contemplate. This
bank is Just now offering new and
unique method by which small cconn-
mists may fund their savings and con-
vert them into interest earning capital
The most spacious advertisement in
this issue of the JOURNAL tells the
story quite completely, and the fact that
large number of people have availed
themselves of the plan forecasts ii con-
siderable and continuing increase III the
First Nationals business
The Fidelity Savings Bank opened for
business this week, but has been ham,
pered by non-arrival of equipment daily
expected. The officers tell the JOURNAL
that all the machinery is in working
Ofder now ana that to-day saturday.
the institution will he ready to accom-
modate any rush, no matter how large.
The First National Bank of Mt. Say
age makes its first showing to-day-a
very good one for a youngster only a
few weeks old. Differed and directed
by good business men, it bids fair to be-
20
people of Mt. Savage.
The younger Citizens National can
not show figures so large as its neigh
Dor, except i'll the healthy item of prof
its. But outside of comparisons, the
Citizens is conducted upon lines steady,
safe and sound as any institution in the
country.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1902-05-10

\ Present Duty.
Subscribe for the JOURNAL.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1902-05-10
Coming Events.

The Junior Christian EndeavOr Society
of the Presbyterian church will hold Il
Penny Social Thursday evening, 18th
inst.
"a social will be given by the
Young Peoples Society of the German
Evangelical church Monday evening,
18th inst, in the basement of the editice
"Allcordially invited" writes the pastor.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1902-05-10
100000
100000
100000
100000
100000
Certain knowledge.

a Frostburger, in the court house,
Cumberland, the other day, auditing Il
case in his unofficial capacity, then be-
fore the court, heard this:
St"tcS .itt"r"cy-Do you know anything of
the lady's reputation for vcracity'
IJtncss-Surc, | don't. But one thing |
do know-shc is Il internal liar.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1902-05-10

Bay We have IL Modern Burglar
Proof Safe and Vault, employ Il
Night Waterman, and have System
of Electric Alarms.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1902-05-10
**'T'6is Bank < <

Is operating under Il Charter of the
United States and is under the ST.
pervision of the Comptroller Of the
Currency and his Examiners.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1902-05-10

u. Il.

The game scheduled for to-day has
been postponed until next Saturday,
18th inst.
In addition The Scorer writes:
The new uniforms are here and have been
on exhibition in the show windows of the
leading clothing houses. They are pro-
nounccd by everyone to be the handsomest
ever
The team is practising every evening and
getting into excellent condition.
\ Present Duty.
Subscribe for the JOURNAL.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1902-05-10
TOWN AND VICINITY.
Accidents.

Chester. little son of Roger Will
liams, of this place, fell and broke one of
his legs while playing Wednesday
evening.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1902-05-10

Will help to make h
beautiful. With on
any person can COW
white pine, yellow
following plain dircc
label, into most beau
pensive hard woods.
be- used over painted
lent results, but dire
followed. If your ii
call and see rs. Let
view of reaching Il
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1902-05-10
How it is Done.

How it is Done.
s9~ BY depositing ONE SINGLE
DOLLAR with the First National
Bank Savings Department, that insti-
tuition loans YOU one of these little
Safes and issues to you Il Savings
Bank Book with ONE DOLLAR
placed to your credit.
When the Safe is handed to YOU it
is securely locked and the First Ma
tional Bank keeps the key.
You take the Safe home and drop
your coins or bills into it as YOU can
spare them.
About once month bring your
Bank Book and the little Safe to the
FIRST NATIONAL BANK, where
it is unlocked, the money counted
in your presence, and the amount,
whatever it may be, is placed to your
credit ON the Bank Book.
The Safe is then locked again and
handed back to YOU.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1902-05-10

~ We are open for business on Pay
Nights and Saturday Nights.
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1902-05-22

the above fluid who have not paid
the amount promised by them,
aud their names are therefore
omitted from the llSt Should
they still wish to pay the amount
subscribed by them, they ca n
hand it to Mayor Carson.
The subscription list Was circu-
Iated by THE HERALD's editor. and
thu limited time which lac could
devote To the work has prevented
his seeing all of our cl6zenS. only
those met ou ih- principal husi-
ness str-rIS having been SEEN by
him. II any others feel inclined
To add their mite to the fund
they can hand it u Mayor Carson.
The sum collected, 500 o., was
turned over :his morning to the
mayor, aud he has forwarded the
same to the county Judge of GOliad
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1902-05-22
Experience Convinces.

Prove its value by investing 10 cents In
trial size Of Ely's Cream Balm. Druggists
supply it and we mail it. Full size 90 cents.
ELY BROS, 56 Warren ST., New York.
Clifton, Arizona, Jan. 20, 1899.
Messrs. Ely BRos.:-Please send me 80
cent bottls Of Cream Balm. / find your
remedy The quickest and most permanent
cure for catarrh and cold in the head.
DELLM. POTTER, Gen. Mgr. Ariz. Gold NJ Co.
Messrs. Ely BRos.:-I have been afflicted
with catarrh for twenty years. II made me
so weak thought had consumption. /
got one bottle Of Ely's Cream Balm and in
three days tho discharge stopped. II 10 the
best medicine have used for catarrh.
Proberta. Cal. FRANK e. KNDLEsPTzK.
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1902-05-22

CUSTOMS SERVICE, lOFFICE OF
the Collector. Port of Brownsville, Tex
as, May l6, 1902. The following describ-
ed property has been seized in the Dis
trict Of BrazOs de Santiago, Texas, for
violation Of Section SOS2, r. S. of the
United States. viz: At Brownsville
Five hundred and forty -One pieces Mex
lean needle work, siXty-One pieces
earthenware, twenty-six and three
quarter dozen spOOls cotton thread, one
hundred and eighty-si1 dozen buttons,
four pieces sole leather, thirty-five pairs
Of cuff buttons. one gold watch and
chain, one gold breast pin, one gold
watch key, one Mexican hat, two ivory
fans, one Mexican blanket, three and
one-half yards fannelette, one and
three-quarters yards cotton cloth, two
and one-hah yards lace insertion. ten
yards linen crash, fifteen yards muslin,
six yards bleached cotton, one pistol,
one white veil. one pair kid gloves one
pair kid slippers, two Sheepklns' one
knife, six bottles liquor, four and nine
sixteenths gallons whiskey.-At Santa
Maria: Two saddles. two brides, one
nose bag, one water horn. one pair spurs
one blanket. one sheeps1n.-A Edin-
burg: Two istle ropes. four saddles, hve
brides. one OK cart. four-eighth gallons
cognac.-At Rio Grande City: Twenty
nine and one-half dozen spoOls cotton
thread, twenty one and one-quarter
yards silk cloth, one saddle. one bride,
two sliffs. one pistol, one hundred and
twenty nine pounds leaf tobacco, three
pairs shoes. two istle ropes, one pair
scales. one nose bag At Roma: Six
saddles, one saddle tree. one hat. two
pillow cases. (lace). one pair shoes, two
brides, seven yaris calico, one bottle
brandy. ANY person OF persons claim
ing the above described property will
appear az this Office and Gle claim there.
90 within twenty (20) days hereof. e..
N MAKIs, Collector
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1902-05-22
THE DAILY HERALD,
Jesse o. Wheeler. Ed. ana Prop.

Subscribers who do not receive their
Communication must be accompanied
az the name OF its author. not for pub
ncRtiOn (unless so directed), but as a
the people OF Southwest Texss. Each
20 such communications the right is re-
request anonymous signatures appear
writer should a necessity arise for
served 90 disclose the name OF the
guarantee Of good faith. and when BY
prompt attention and insure better ser
vice thereafter.
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1902-05-22

The months just passed Of the
present year have brought bereave-
ment and dark clouds Of sorrow to
many homes IN our land. Fathers,
mothers, sisters, and brothers have
been forever removed by the grim
reaper, death. The large majority
OF such could have been saved had
their friends given them Paine's
Celery Compound, instead of the
worthless medicines the sick ones
were forced Ia swallow.
ln many families a too slavish
obedience to medical llciatiun kept
the true life saver from the sick
aud dying ones Past rrcoids Of
marvellous cures and victories
wrought by Paine's Celery Com
pound were ignored by medical
men; in u word, it was uuprofes-
siOnal 10 their estimation 20 intro
duce the life giving Compound.
All! RenOrse is now doing it's
quiet but effective work, aud those
most closely interested are suffer
ing for their neglect.
Will you, desr reader, allow
some dear relative or friend to
pass from life without making an
effort to save the perisbiug one by
Paine's Celery Compoundi The
virtues aud powers OF DIR. Phelps
prescription are wondrously far
reaching and mighty Even
though your friends have suffered
long. and have come to that point
where the physician is helpless to
save, even then. there Is q blessed
hope il Paine's Celery Compound
is used.
The desperate CASES cured 10 the
psst and the number 81 precious
lives saved, is the bright. the liv-
ing proof, that Psine's Celery
Compound makes sick people well.
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1902-05-22
MONEY SENT TO GOLIAD.

Mayor Carson this morning sent
the following telegram.
Brownsville, Texas. May %
To the county Judge, Goliad, Tex
as:-Draw on First National Bank
here for 500, BrOwosville's cGntri-
button in aid of cyclone sufferer.
THOMAS CARSON, mayor
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1902-05-22
For Over sixty Years.

MRS. WINsLOw's Soothing Syrup has
been used for over sixty years by mil
lions Of mothers for their children while
Oothing, with perfect success. Is
tsethes the child. sOftens the gums al
lays all pain; cures wind colo and IL
the best remedy for DiarrhOea. II will
relieve the poor little sufferer imme-
diately. Sold by Druggists in every
part Of, the world. Twenty five cents a
bottle. BE sure and ask for MRS
Winslow's Soothing Syrup" and take
other kind.
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1902-05-22
THURSDAY, MAY 21-
ABOUETOWN.

Don't miss il.
FOR SLLE:-A ladies' bicycle
For further information apply to
Colonel Wreford.
Brownsville has responded liber-
ally to the call for help for the
Orh-stricken town Of GoIiad.
Regular meeting OF the Wood.
men Of the World tonight. 1t ID
important that a full attendance be
bad.
The steamer ManteO arrived off
Brszos late last evening aud nas
been unable to come inside today.
Unless the wind shifts from its
present direction it is not likely
that she will come inside before
tomorrow.
The soldiers left Santa Maria at
four O'Clock this morning aud will
march to NaranjO tonight, which is
twelve miles from here. They will
make an early start IN the morning
aud are expected to reach here
between niue and ten o'clock nf
the forenoon.
Br sure toAltrnd the Lawn Party.
which will be- held frnm five uutil
l-n O'clock this rvru,ng ia The
post There wilt hr Nav Pole
dance, the election aud coronation
OF May queen, aud music, with
delicious ice cream and cake for
refreshments.
An albinO child. which is uf
Mexican psrentage, was brought
into town from one of the ranches
the other day, and Was an object
OF considerable interest to those
who saw IL. The child is about ak
months Old, aud is said 10 be a
perfect specimen OF albino, having
white hair, pinkish eyes, and
white skin. II was taken Ia the
public school, and exhibited to thu
pupils and teachers. Alblnism 10
3 rare aud peculiar phenomenon,
which consists in the absence of
colOring matter from the skin, aud
also OF the dark pigment which col
Ors the hair aud eyes. Ii was
formerly believed that slbinOs oc-
Cured only 10 Africans, but it is
now known that the same phenO.
nenOn occurs IN individuals OF all
races, though it is quite rare.
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1902-05-22
PURELY PERSONAL

You are cordially invited to ut
tend the Lawn Party in the post
this evening.
Mrs Fannie ID Pntsgnat. who
WAS quite III several days ago, is
now much better.
Chss Pearson OF Lake Charles,
La. arrived on the stage last night
and IL stopping at the Miller.
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1902-05-22
OFFICE cHIEFQUARTERMAsTER

" San Antonio, Texas. May %. 1902
Sealed proposals in triplioate. for fur
niShing Forage during year ending
June 30, 1903 At Posts in Department Of
Texas. will be received until IL n. June
70, 1902 Proposals will be received at
same time by Quartermaster at each
Post for furnishing supplies required
by that Post only. L 5 reserves right
% reject or accept any OF all bids or
any part thereof Information furnish.
en- on application here or 70 Quarter
masters at various Posts. Envelopes
containing proposals SHOULD be- mark.
Ell Proposals for ............. az
..............," and addressed 20 the
Undersigned OF 10 respective Post Quar-
termssters JNO. L DIEM, c. Y. NJ.
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1902-05-22
LAND FOR sALE

10000 Acres of Rice and Sugar
and Is HIdalgo county, for sale,
at prices ranging from SlO0 20
81. 30 per acre For particulars
write. JOHN CLOSNER,
HidalgO, Tex as.
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1902-05-22
FAST COTTON COLOKS Of DIA-
MOND DYES never crock
or fade. Take no other
Called Meeting Eastern star

A called meeting of Hope Chap
ter, U. d.. %. +. s., will be held
Saturday evening At 1880 O'Clock.
All members are requested to be
present. as there will be initiatory
work.
BY order of the Worthy Mstron.
SARA kennedy, secretary.
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1902-05-22
For The G0Iiad
Storm Sufferers.

Following is list of the con-
tributiOns made by our citizens
for the relief of the GOlisd storm
sufferars.
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1902-05-22

Educate Your Bowels with Cascarers.
candy Cathartic, cure constipation forever
DC. sc IL G 2. q fail. druggists refund money