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The evening times., 1902-05-16
ANNOUNCING THE BISHOPS.

At the General Theological Seminary
alumni dinner the Rev. Dr.. Van De Water
told an amusing story about the last Pan
Anglican conference of bishops in Eng
land, which he attended as a chaplain.
There was a certain meeting at which the
title of each bishop was loudly announced
as he entered by functionary at the door,
who was quite unfamiliar with many Of
them. He got along pretty well, however,
until three American and ene colonial
bishop came along, whose cards he read
rs follows: The Lord Bishop Of Eco
wah Uowa), the Lord Bishop Of O-hee-o
(0hi0t. the Lord Bishop of Misery (Mis-
sourij, the Lord Bishop Of British Gehenna
fCaiana). New York Tribune.
The evening times., 1902-05-16
By Mrs. W. Z. K. REDMOND.

w HAT are the Irish women doing for the cause?
NV So far any active public service is con-
cerned-nothing; in a personal and private
zvay-everything
The strongly dsapprove. of women taking any
part either politics public affairs of any sort
Personally I think member of the family in
politics is enough, should have very poor opin-
ion @ a mans ability who required woman's inIu-
ence to gain his point. What would become of our
homes if women went into politics? Home life is very
and dear the Irish people, and publicity Of any
sort whatsoever, far women are concerned, is
frowned upon most vigorously.
The only time in recent history when the women
ireland public stand in regard to the cause
was some twenty years ago when Charles Stewart
Parneu was leader the party At that time the
Ladies Land League was formed Maria Parneu.
you all know, headed the movement and gather
around her standard the wives, mothers, and
sisters the unfortunate, longsuering party leaders
During the incarceration of the men the women
brareIy and herocay took their husbands places IN de
fense of their country What the did then, they
would do again today should the occasion demand
But the women are tremendously interested just
the They fully acquainted with the condi-
tions the and follow carefully any controversy
bearing the subject They heart and soul IN the
and though active public service be lacking the
sympathy and encouragement which only women can
offer is freely given.
The evening times., 1902-05-16
WHAT THE DRUMMER SAID.

capital story is associated with the
Es-sSeT Dr. Lueger the notorious anti
sezfte burgomaster OF Vienna, says
chambers Journal" Three soldiers once
waited upon him as a deputation. and
before dfsnissing them he said to one:
What would you do if the emperor
ordered you to shoot the bursomaster Of
Vienna
Z would shoot the burgomaster." v2s
the stolid reply.
OH said Dr. Lueger. "and what is
your religion?"
Il am Protestant
I'm that case, I am only slightly sur
prised at you" said the burgomaster.
Turning to another soldier, he repeated
the question.
If the emperor babe me shoot the
burgomaster would obey" replied the
man
"And what is your religion"
4 am Roman Catholic
IN that case I am exceedingly sur
prised at you
The third soldier. when addressed. re-
piled:
Z would not shoot the bUrgomas-
ter"
"Ah!" shrieked the burgomasteF- highly
pleased; and why not. my friend? What
is your religion?"
Il am Jew
WHAT shieked Lueger. "Do you know
that I am the greatest anti-Semite in all
Austria and Hungary. and you would not
shoot me?''
4 haven't rife" replied the man y
am a drummer"
Ta bIaar1F
The evening times., 1902-05-16
AN ANCIENT DEBT PAID.

An American who was in the habit Of
annually visiting Europe, said he always
felt so young while there on account of
seeing, and hearing Of, so many things
that had been in existence for over a
thousand years, and that he was once
a guest at country house noted for
the velvet like lawns surrounding it.
CHANGING TO find the gardener rolling the
grass one day. he inquired how it was
brought to such a state Of perfection.
oh" replied the gardener. I'VE Just
keep On cutting and rolling it for a few
hundred years and it gets like that -
The following true story is quite apropos
ard IN evidence of the Ieisurely way con
clusions are arrived at in the "OId
World"
Since the days when Charles Dickens
Invented the mythical case of Jarndyee
VS. JGrndyce it has been the habit to
make the court of chancery the butt of
rather cheap satire, yet, to do it justice,
If it is slow it is sure. A curious Incl
dent has iust occurred with Messrs.
Hedges & Butler. the welI-knoWn wine
and liquor merchants, of 155 Regent
Street, London, who have received a check
for z.95 odd from the court for goods sup
piled TO an aristOcT2tic customer in 1916,
the year after the battle of Waterloo It
is quite one OF the little romances Of COM
merge to find this financial waif coming
to hand, as it were, from the far off days
of King George III, but. as a matter of
fact. Messrs- Hedges & Buffers ledgers
90 right away back to the days of Charles
II, the founder of The famous wine frm
having commenced business in 1867, the
year Of the great fire of LoRdon-New
York Tribune.
The evening times., 1902-05-16

ratively speaking, when we are not pres
ent to say a word in our own behalf II
we have not previously been put on our
guard he cajoIes US into the conceited idea
that We are precious little lower than
the angels and then expresses himself
elsewhere concerning Us in such terms as
to make US feel ike the proverbiaI three
tenths OF a dollar or course, he does this
in the strictest secrecy; but the person
in whom he confdes relies upon the fdel-
ity Of another who, in turn, imparts the
monientous affair to another, and so on
until with all the frills and extras ac-
cruing from much travel, the tale re-
turns to us-with the same caution as 10
secrecy.
All honor to the friend who for the pur-
pose of indicating his regard for US. finds
it necessary neither to trample our self
respect under his feet nor to disguise his
cognizance of our faults. Knowing. as
he must, that we are far from being
perfect. he breaks the news lit comes as
news to some OF us) so amiably, and
withaI so firmly, that the sting OF eaustic
reproach is lost in the benefeent balm
OF kindly admonition. To MIN We may
instrust our fear Of FidIeuIe. If our
architectural plans for air castles are i'm
practicable. as they are likely to be, he
warns US of their defects without at
tempting to destroy the possibility OF the
structure. He doIes out common sense
in sufficient quantities to temper our hot
headed ambitions and. almost invariably
oIareS rs IN a uIarzz a little higher thar
that which we formerly occupied
The evening times., 1902-05-16
LAWS SHOULD BE ENACTED
TO SUPPRESS THE ANARCHISTS
Representative ]. ". cAss1NGHAm of Ohio.

AN decidedly of the
the efectual anarchtic
tons and think Congress should take
a general w covering the subjec
be made for five
punishment
o different
in
sassinating the President of the
much penalty a
country, general
The disseminated the existing anarchisti
The evening times., 1902-05-16
TERRITORIES SHOULD BE
ADMITTED TO STATEHOOD
Ey Senator JAMES K. JONES of Arkansas.

He three Territories included
passed by the
New Mexico and 0kahomashOuld be
session o Congress.
As Arizona Mexico, they
the Union long Territory
for Oklahoma
and lew Mexico
The evening times., 1902-05-16
THE LIGHT IS EVER SILENT.

The light is ever silent:
It calls up voices over sea and earth.
And fills the glowing air with harmcnies,
The lark's gay chant, the note OF forest
dove,
The lambs quick bleat and the bees
earnest hum,
The sea birds winged wall upon the wave,
It wakes the voice OF childhood, soft and
clear;
The city's noisy rush, the village stir.
And the worlds mighty murmuT that had
sunk
For short hour, to sleep upon the down
That darkness spreads for wearied limbs
and eyes.
But still it sounds not, speaks not. whis-
Ders not
Not one faint thrOb of It's vast pulse is
heard
By. creature-ear- How silent is the light;
Even when OF old il wakened Memnon's
Tyre,
It breathed no music of its own; and STILL
When at sweet sunrise, on its golden
wings,
It brings the melodies Of dawn to man.
It scatters them in silence Ger the earth
The light is ever silent;
1t spaTkles on moTn's million gems of dew,
It fings itself into the shower of noon.
It weaves its gold into the cloud Of sun
Yet not a sound is heard; it dashes fun
On yon broad rock, yet not an echo an
swers;
It lights in myriad drops upon the flower,
Yet not blossom stirs, it does not move
The slightest film of floating gossamer.
Which the faintest touch Of insect wing
would shiver.
The evening times., 1902-05-16
PUBLICATION OFFICE, Tenth and D Sire
SUBSCRIPTION RATES TO OUT OF
TOWN POINTS. POSTAGE PREPAID;

Any person who buy the Morning Afternoon, Sunday
Edition Of The Times any stand Washington, suburban
railroad elsewhere, will confer favor by notifying
the Publisher Of The Times Tenta s Wagon D. c.
The evening times., 1902-05-16
WHAT THE WOMEN OF IRELAND ARE
DOING FOR IRISH NATIONALISM

only necessary gallery
appreciate deeply Their greatly
Of any other country represented"
The evening times., 1902-05-16

The light is ever silent;
Most silent OF all heavenly silences;
Not even the darkness stiiIeT. nor SO still:
Too swift for sound or speech. it rushes On
Right through the yielding skies. mas
sfve flood
OF mGltitudipous beams; an endless sea,
That flows but ebbs not, breaking on the
shore
OF this dark earth, with never ceasing
wave,
Yet in its swifest fow OF fullest spring
tide
Giving less sound than does one falling
blossom,
Which the May tseeze lays lightly on the
sward.
Such let my life be here;
Not marked by noise but by success
alone;
Not known by hustle but by useful deeds,
Quiet and gentle. clear and fair as light;
Yet full of its oft-penetrating power;
It's silent but resistIess influence;
Wasting 70 needless sound, yet ever
working,
Hour after hour, upon the needy world
-HOTatius Bonar-
The evening times., 1902-05-16

w 7 HAT the Irish doing for the cause?
NV So far as any active public service is con-
cerned-nothing; in a personal and private
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1902-01-21
Taxation.

It ,s un!yersllly agree that every tad
payer should cbptr1Pute his faar, 3us Mh SnS
governments estail. The preparation 81 ,ss
law carrying this principle into exeGutftSSa s
would not favs been an easy tash IN LIZ Az
; ;ss Tss;tI ,s fSsss ss;ss NJ WITH "a
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1902-01-21
HIS INAUGURAL MESSAGE
Gov. Albert B. Cumnins' Ii Ao-
dress to the Iowa State
Legislature.
OUTLINES THE PROBLEMS TO Be NET.
Says Question of Trade Combinations
Sbould Re Nationalized-PubIi
of Accounts Not Reconsideration
of Railway and Other Property
Views on other Topics.

Gov. Cummins, in his inaugural address
pays a tribute to the citizens OF Iowa as
people beyond all their fellows, either OF
this country or any other, law abiding,
yielding that implicit and 1nsuncsVe
obedience to the ordinances of both 600
and man, which makes the enforcement OF
statutes, the preservation OF peace ana me
maintenance of order a task so light IN
comparison with the labor attending the
duties of a chief executive in many parts Oh
the world that one may, with confidence
and hope, take up the work incident TO the
office with which have been invested. :,
Continuing he says: In common with all
of YOU, share the pride which has become
the habitual garb of the citizens of TINS
state. We would indeed be insensible to the
natural sentiments of patriotic humanity
If our hearts did not expand with pleasure
able emotions under the influences whlch
surround us. Our beloved state has barely
passed the pioneer period of Its develop,
ment, and yet it occupies position, IN all
the affairs of the republic, so commanding
and so honorable that Its sister common
wealths, without envy or Jealousy, gra-
ciously yield to Iowa prominence that u
modestly accepts and will jealousy hold
1t is fast becoming an established maxim
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1902-01-21
official Paper Of County.
ONLY DELAYING REFORM.
ductton Will Sooner OF Later
| Prevail,

Those republicans that have been
advocating tariff reform, either
Through revision or reciprocity, with
good deal of earnestness are not de-
lighted with the situation in the tar
iff field as they find it. They are con-
WINGED, apparently, that free trade,
or anything like it, is quite as OBJ
uoxious to those who shape republic
an policies as it ever was, and that
there is going to be no abandonment
of the protective policy yet awhile.
1t has become clear that any abate-
ment of tariff taxation through re-
vision or reciprocity can be had only
by sacrificing the protected interests,
and none of these interests is will
ing to be sacrificed. Each of the ben
efciaries of the protective policy is
entirely willing that any or all OF the
Others should make sacrificial offer
Ding of themselves, but he wants none
of it on his plate, thank you, says the
Binghamton IN. W Leader.
This is, of course, generally speak
sng. There are few individual cases
of men who are prepared to forego
the protection on their industries for
the sake of the wider markets such
sacrifice would bring them, but a
large majority of the representatives
of those industries refuse to see the
matter in the same light. Mr.. A. B.
Farquhar, of Troy, Pa, manufac-
turer of agricultural implements, long
ago took advanced ground on the tar
6ff question, and he is there yet, but
his views have not won sufficiently
wide acceptance to make them i'm
pressive.
There is, of course, no doubt that
the tariff will be reformed sooner or
later. The demand for reform is
growing, and it will yet be too strong
ITO be resisted. The movement to-
ward freer trade is checked some
what, especially in republicanism, by
professed apprehension that tariff
changes will disturb our present pros
perity This argument falls readily
from the lips of those who have al
ways insisted, for political purposes
that the tariff law of 1893 brought
on the panic. Republican prosperit,
is sensitive and timid, and it is cas-.
to brighten it away. But the tim
is coming, and soon, at that, whe1
this and other arguments against tn
abandonment of robber protection
will not serve. The national democ
racy, united on this question, will b
able to make it uncomfortably no
for the advocates of pickpocket tar
ifs.
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1902-01-21
OPPOSE THE SHIP SUBSIDY.
the Nefarious Republican
Measure.

In the recent action of the Illinois
State Grange, renewing that body's
opposition to the passage of the ship
subsidy bill, there is found continued
proof of the fact that public senti-
ment is unalterably against the meas
ure in question and that strong pres
sure will again be brought to bear
in Washington to defeat the new DILL
saws the St. Louis Republic.
The basis of this unchanging oPpo-
sition to the ship-subsidy bill was
correctly stated in that sentence OF
the resolution adopted by the Hi
uois State Grange which declared that
the defeat of the bill was sought be-
cause the grange believed sit to be
unwise and unjust and special legisla-
ton, designed to favor few moneyed
corporations at the expense OF the
general public"
All the special pleading possible to
the republican group backing the
ship-subsidy bill will not remove from
the popular mind this just conviction
that the measure is a syndicate meas
ure, placing a tax OF MANY nn'io ~,
upon the people in order that Inc
shipping corporations which inspired
the proposed legislation may be fur
ther enriched by subsidy. This truth
was made SO plain in the Fifty-sixth
congress that the people are not like
ly to forget the teaching.
The present outlook, however il
that the ship-subsidy bill will be en-
acted into law. The republican part.
Is virtually pledged to the passage O
the bill. President Roosevelt has
with more or less directness, IN
dorsed the measure in his messag
TO congress. The spectacle likely t
be presented in Washington at al
early date is that OF the passage o
The ship-subsidy bill in the face of
popular opposition which, under PROF.
er conditions, should make defeat Gel
tain.
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1902-01-21

At the merchants banquet in
BOSTON Senator Hanna said: "We are
building magnificent navy and shall
continue until we are second to no
nation. We should also build some
thing for that navy to defend" Ex-
tending the reasoning, why should
we not say: ''We have small but
efficient army. Let us get up some
wars to keep it employed actively"
or "We have a fine pension office; let
us find some pensioners for the Of
fee to pay" A system that must be
sustained by such faIlactous argu-
uaents will not commend itself to the
American people.-Hartford Times
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1902-01-21

30 Cure constipation Forev1r.
e B. ss 4 s ssssaz Sasaas ssu 81 e =
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1902-01-21
Choice of Three.

The Chicago Great Western Railway
offers the choice of three through
tourist cars per week, via different
routes to California. On Thursdays
via the Santa Fe, a central route; On
Saturday via the Katy, a southern
route, through Texas with connec-
lions for Mexico. On Tuesday via
the Rock Island, northern route,
through the Grand Canyon of Colorado
by daylight. Information and book
lets from any Chicago Great Western
Agent, or j. P. Elmer, G. P. A.,
Chicago. Ill.
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1902-01-21
AProtitabIe investment.

II was troubled for about seven years
with my stomach and in bed half my
time" says e. Demick, Somerville,
Ind. 81 spent about 81 900 and could
get nothing to help me until 1 tried
Kodol Dyspepsia Cure. | have taken
few bottles and am entirely we'll"
Kodol Dyspepsia Cure does the stom-
ach's work by digesting the food. You
don't have to diet. Eat all you want.
Kodol Dyspepsia Cure cures all stom=
ach troubles Shuttleworth Drug Co.
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1902-01-21

as mercury will surely destroy the sense Of
smell and completely derange the whole sys-
tenn when entering it through the mucous,
surfaces. Such articles should never be used
except on prescriptions from reputable
physcians as the damage they will na, 20 !.
derive from them. Halls Catarrh Cure,
manufactured by F. j Cheney & Co., Toledo.
O., contains no mercury, and is taken, inter;
nally, acting directly upon the blood and
mucous surfaces of the system. In buying
Hall's Catarrh Cure be sure you get the gen
nine.. It j. taken internally, and MAGE II
Toledo, Ohio. by f. j. Cheney 4 Co. Testa'
monials free.
Sold by Druggists, price 75c per bottle.
Halls Family Pills are the best.
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1902-01-21
Six Million Boxes a Year.

In 1895, none; in 1900, 100000
boxes; that's Cascarets Candy Ca
thartic's jump into popularity. The
people have cast their verdict. Best
medicine for the bowels in the world.
All druggists, 1oo.
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1902-01-21
The shin subsidy bill is a 81

The ship subsidy bill is steal
pure and simple. 1t proposes to take
the peoples money and present it to
industries already established and
profitable. 1t is in the interest OF
class. It is vicious in principle,
Healthy industries are not developed
in such manner. The bill rests upon
falsehood and misrepresentation and
Il ought never to become law
Rochester Herald.
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1902-01-21
Has Many Virtues.

For cuts, burns and bruises DeWitt's
Witch Hazel Salve is uuequalled.
Draws out the fire, stops the pain,
soon heals the wound. Beware Of dan
gerous counterfeirs. Sure cure for
plies -Shuttswurth Drug Co
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1902-01-21

As between Senators Hanna and
Foraker In the Ohio fight, what rea-
SON has President Roosevelt to favor
Hanna ?-st. Louis Republic.
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1902-01-21
Beware OF Ointnents for Catarrh
That Contain Mercury,

pes Moines, January 1s. 1902,
Hattiesburg daily progress. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 18??-1909, 1902-08-04
INDUSTRIAL AND COMMERCIAL
PROBLEMS

of the State, and no man in the State
is so familiar with them as he. He
is specially imbued with the impor-
lance OF improving the harbors on
our gulf coast to their utmost ca
pacity, and if elected to Congress viii
be in position to accomplish more
than any other man who could be
chosen. He is IN favor OF the erec-
ton OF custom houses at Gulfport and
Scranton, one having been provided
for Biloxi, and also government post
office buildings at Hattiesburg and
Laurel, and marine hospital at
some point on the coast.
1t has been charged that he is too
old. This is utterly fallacious. He
is in the very
Hattiesburg daily progress. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 18??-1909, 1902-08-04
JOINT DEBATES IN SEVENTH
Between Hons. j. G. Spencer and
Frank McLain.
PAT AND JOHN IN THE EIGHTH
Are Having it Hot and Heavy,
Especially John.
Special to the Daily Progress.

Special to the Daily Progress.
Jackson, Aug. 4.-There has been
very little change of consequence in
the several races for congress in this
district, but the various candidates
are busily engaged canvassing their
districts and rounding up the cam
paign, which will close during the
latter part Of the month.
Joint debates are being arranged in
the seventh district between Messrs.
F. A. McLain and J. G. Spencer, and
similar arrangements Will be made
in the second district between
Messrs. Thomas Spight and w. A.
Roane when the latter finishes the
circuit court work now on hand. The
candidates in the sixth district,
Messrs. Bowers, Barber and Hardy,
continue to have merry time of it.,
and the concensus of opinion is that
the final race will he between Messrs.
Bowers and Hardy In the second
primary.
The friends of Hon. Pat Henry in
the eighth district, confidently claim
that he is gaining ground over his
chief opponent, Hon. John Sharp
Williams, and good capital is being
made over the offer of the latter to
discontinue the joint debate and let
the people declare the result witoout
further campaigning.
Judges and clerks for the primaries
will be selected throughout the state
during the present week.
Hattiesburg daily progress. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 18??-1909, 1902-08-04
Contest Notice.
Department of the Interior,
United States Land Ofhce.
T-L AIsn IL q dONl


A sufficient contest affidavit having
been filed in this Office by Samuel L
Collins of Augusta, Miss contestant,
against jackson Series homestead entry
No 36753, made May 20. 1901, for W hf
Sc or section 90, township 3 north,
range IL west, by Abraham A. Fry,
contestee, in which it is alleged that be
is we'll acquainted with the tract of
land embraced in the said entry and
knows the present condition of the
same; also that said Fry has never lived
on said land or placed any improve
ments thereon and has never complied
with the law as TO residence and cufti-
walton; and that said alleged abserce
from said land was not due to his en-
ployment in the army, navy or marine
corps of the United States. as private
soldier, officer, seaman or marine dur
ing the war with Spain or during any
other war in which the United States
may be engaged ;said parties are hereby
notified TO appear, respond AMI offer
evidence touching said allegation at 10
o'clock a. m on August %, 1902. before
FL. M. McCallum, clerk OF the chancery
court in and for the county of Perry, at
his Office in Augusta. Miss, and that
final hearing viii be held at 10 o'clock
a. IN. on September ). 1902. before the
register and receiver at the United
States Land Office at jackson, Miss.
The said contestant having, in prop
er affidavit, filed July 2, 1902, set forth
facts which show that after due din
gence personal service Of this notice
can be made, it is hereby ordered and
directed that such notice be given by
due and proper publication.
ily25-5t FRED. w. COLLINS. Register.