Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1902-11-26
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And likewise, Joyous.
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All that's lacking ia the snow.
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Not too late yet to buy turkey.
| o, youth, not infrequently thy name
is Hot Air!
Nearly time for more developments
In the project for a viaduct to North
Hill.
Yet few days. and the center rush
will take his place among ordinary
mortals.
People with pessimistic traits are
now grumbling lest the late fall means
late spring.
Trouble .averted again. Reports are
to the effect that the cranberry crop is
up to the standard.
X X
More money these days in hunting
! train robbers than there is in trudging
, wearily after quail and rabbits.
X X
The trees are not the only things
which have shed their leaves. There
are the calendars, for instance.
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; What's the use of educating mon
keys only to have them become smart
{ enough to escape back to the jungles?
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Street Commissioners Button is still
under cloud. He has never "made
. good with q certain promised fish fry.
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1t has been figured out that It is Just
7 as painful for a bear TO be killed by n
5 President as by a common every day
Citizen Ss
A Few individuals in this world have
more money than they have uses for;
! the rest have more uses than they have
money for.
n If you can find no other reason. be
thankful that you're living in land
where fish fries can be had every night
u in the week.
e Fire Chief Mertz says that the call
!. men seldom arrive at fire until after
it has been put out Then lie has to
'call" them some more.
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oh, yes, Akron still grows little
Canton people now form theatre par.
h ties to see Akron shows, just as Akron
g. does the same thing by Cleveland.
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Mrs. Carrie Nation has won a rare
distinction. She visited Harvard ant
% got away without any degrees being
IS conferred on her.-Kansas City Jour
" nal.
DeWolf Hopper has too little o
10 Dickens and too much of modern com
n edy in his play to satisfy readers o
1T the great novelist Tele
n CRANE .-' t'
After Few heavy SHOWS the auto
e. mobiles will have to be "laid up" TO
ID the winter, and nervous humans ant
n horses will be less liable to palpita
-, ton for season.
X X
81 Akron's German citizens and soci
at cites will, as usual, celebrate Christ
Of mas in the thorough manner which ha
20 made their celebration of "Welnachts
fest" notable here In other years.
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If the Filipinos could only have bee
persuaded to learn about the Thanks
giving festivities which come to thos
who are taken under Uncle Sam
:, wing. the war would not have lasted
> month.
In Akron the street gang works /
es the streets. In Youngstown they ar
on reported to be largely engaged in Gu
o,- ting thistles and brush out of fenc
corners, or grubbing stumps out of til
TO- thoroughfares
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ce Unappreciative human nature agail
nd Now that the school children of II
,b. city have been given two weeks VI
las cation at Christmas, some of them n,
m grumbling because school does n
close on Thanksgiving and remain
TIL Washington's birthday.
X X
Now that Mat Cooney has establis
ma, cd Claim In South Akron, bl
ate gllls In the lakes south of the city W
the try to make themselves scarce aft
for recalling the raids made upon thu
,ns schools when Mat was formerly dol
,rs, business In Akron and served his 1
OTIS nous blue gill suppers.
rk. X X
,ro Reports from some of the Mai
be. woods in which hunters have he
An most plentiful are to the effect tl
small trees have been nearly cut
by the rain OF shot and rifle balls Il
has filled the woods during the hunt
season. Many the guide, too, who b
orc been cut Off in his prime.
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be Don't worry about the absence
snow. About the time the avera