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The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1902-03-27

NOW is YOUR OPPORTUNITY.
only a Limited Number Of Shares
on Sale at rs Cents Per Share.
Million Of Dollars Of Gold in Sight.
Treasury stock only is now being
sold, and money secured used for de
velopment purposes. Dividends, Not
Debts, Is Our Motto. Mining is the
only industry that pays from 80 to
5000 per cent.
Send in your order at once, as
shares will keep advancing without
further notice. Send money by P. o.
order, express order or bank draft
only. We employ only shareholders
as agents on good commission.
JAMES LAWLER,
Secretary and General Manager.
p. o. Box 545, Rossland, B. c.,
Canada.
Prospectus with maps and reports
from mining engineers senr only to IN
vestors or those desiring to invest.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1902-03-27

81 500 GUARANTEED yearly to high
class man or woman, with chance
for promotion and advanced salary,
to have charge small office at home OF
in home town to attend to correspond
ence, advertising and other work.
Business OF highest order and backed
by solid men financially and political.
ly. A great opportunity for the right
person Enclose self addressed stamp
ed envelope for full particulars to
Walter b. Redman, General Superin'
tendent Corcoran building. opposite
United States Treasury, Washington,
Id. c. 3-17-tf
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1902-03-27

to extract the nutrition from food and
the body grows weak. The weak body
needs strengthening, not stimulating.
DR. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery
cures diseases of the stomach and other
organs of digestion and nutrition, so that
the nutrition Of food is perfectly ex-
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There is no alcohol in vGolden Medical
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Accept no substitute for Golden Med
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cine rjust as good for diseases Of the
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wYour Golden Medical Discovery and Dr.
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above mentioned remedies my sleep not
sound digestion bad a cou'iuur: feeling Of
misery. now feel like new T.
Dr. Pierce's I"'easant Pellets regulate
the bowels and liver.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1902-03-27
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The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1902-03-27
THE JACK PoT pEFlNEp.

OR. B. Clark 10 American Thresher
man.
A subscriber asks What is a
jack pot that / read aoout once in a
while, and what seems TO be the dini
Guilty in getting j. open?" A jack po
is one for properly cooking ash, and
is especially recommended for suck.
ers. L has a time lock, over the com.
binaiion Of which millions Of Ameri.
cans have burned the midnIght oil ia
vain.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1902-03-27
ToorHPlcks WON.

Gro nthe Washington starr
William s Ballard who Is an ON
ploye OF tho senate has an interest
ing relic oi a California campaign,
which De carries IN his vest pocket,
II s. cella'oid ioothpick with ar ex
eellent mini9iure OF Representative
Loud Of California. printed on its
back, with the inscription, My pick
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1902-03-27
roDAVs MARKETS
IBy Associated Press.l
Kansas City Live stock.

Cattle. 5000. including 1000 Tex
ans; native steers, 5OO@6.55; Texas
and Indian steers. 465q60O; native
cows and heifers, 3.50a625; stockers
and feeders. 925@4s5; bulls, $500
AIS; calves. 45O@6.00
Hogs 1000; market 5Q1Oc higher;
heavy, 6.6OQ675; packers, 6.35@67O;
medium, 6.5O@605; light 6OO@6.55;
yorkers, 6.SO@6.55; pigs, 5.5OQ6OO.
Sheep. 1000; market steady; NUT
tons, 525@5.65 lambs, 6.4O@6.75.
Kansas ciSy--oraIn.
Wheat. May 6S1s July, 6s1s; No. 2
hard. 7O1a; No. 3, 69h; No. 2 rcd.
"a; No, 3, 1906; No ? spring,
Corn, May, 5S7s; Sept, 571l; No. 2
mixed, 59hq q6O; No white. So; No.
3, Ca
Oats, No white, As.
Rye, No. 2. SO.
Hay, timothy, 1850; prairie, 1850
Butter creamery 26; fancy, 20.
Eggs, 121k61S.
Receipts OF wheat. 26 cars
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1902-03-27
In BANKING Circles.

The Oklahoma City Savings bank
has increased its capital stock from
$4,000 to s25,OOO
The Bank OF Chandler has been ma
tionalized and will be known as the
First National bank of Chandler.
The Peoples Bank OF Edmond. has
been nationalized as the First Nation
al bank Of Edmond.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1902-03-27

Thee rs more Catarrh IN this section OF
The country than an other diseases put to-
gether and untl the last few years was
supposed 20 be incurable. For "a great
many years doctors pronounced Il "a local
disease and prescribed local remedies, and
oy constantly failing to cure with local
treatment pronounced IL iuCurable.
Science has proven catarrh 10 be q con-
sttutlnnal disease ana thorctore rcqulrts
constitutional treatment Hairs Calorrh
cure, manufactured by F j. Cheney g.
Co.. Toledo. Ohio. ia the only constitu-
tipuai care nn the market Ii is taken
internally IN doses from 10 drops % a yea.
spoonful lt acts directly on the blood
ant mucous surfaces OF the system. raey
oner one hundred dollars for an cases
N Tails tn curc. send for circulars hnd
testimonials.
Address D. j. CHENEY g. ,CO..
Halls Family piAs are the besf
sold by druggists l5c.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1902-03-27

There is probably not many people
in Guthrie know il, but The Reaping
the Harvest company that Is on at the
Brooke tomorrow night, viii be one
cf the finest things that has ever been
on the boards in this city
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1902-03-27
Church Programme.

Trinity church, Broad and Noble
avenues Maundy Thursday. holy
communion 1880 p m Good Friday
morning prayer and holy communion
40 a m. Litany p m Evening
service and confirmation at 1880 p. m
The bishop viii be present at these
services also.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1902-03-27

WANTED-Men u learn barber trade,
thoroughly practical training by
free clinic, expert instructions, demon
strations. etc, only two months re-
quired; positions guaranteed tools
presented, wages Saturdays diplomas
granted. Catalogue mailed free.
Moler Barber College, st. Louis, Mo.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1902-03-27

It is believed that Devery has 70
intention Of getting beyond hailing
distance from New York police head
quarters. He believes ne is coming
due to play a return daie In that she
bang
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1902-03-27

George sendelbach IS worthy the
support Of al respectable Tax payers.
He Is courteous and obliging and
thoroughly qualified.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1902-03-27
This VIII interest NAM

To quickly introduce 3. B. b. CBot-
anio Blood Balm), the famous blood
purifier, into new homes, we will send
free 10000 treatments. B.
B. b. quickly cures old ulcers, sorofu-
Ia, painful swelnngs. aches and pains
in bones or joints, rheumatism, ca
tarrh, pimples, fostering eruptions,
boils. eczema itching skin or blood
humors, eating, bleeding, fostering
sores and even deadly cancer. B. b. 3.
at drug stores 81. For free treatment
address Blood Balm CO., Atlanta, Ga.
Medicine sent at once, prepaid De
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given until cured. B. B. b. cures the
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The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1902-03-27

Any man who can afford to pay
fancy prices for foreign paintings can
also afford 10 pay the duty on them.
AS The foreigner pays the tax" VIII
should the American buyef kick?
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1902-03-27

Noble, Canadian and Comanche
counties have practically decided on
'Dyck" Morgan FOR The Republican
nomination for congress.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1902-03-27
lRossland Ore Shipments

Total for 1901 1873 tons Value So 700 600
Grand total 92 045 tons Value SIC 901 73i
Note-Over half Of these shipments LIE
No and lie Ro No 2 both of which mines directly
of the Big Four properties.
Mines mile west of Rossland b
Directly of the Re and lie Roi No Q two of
the largest gold copper mines the World
have paid large dividends
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1902-03-27

tired man who sits
on a pin leaps up
with new energy,
but no one would
say that this
energy was evi-
d en- ce of the
strength giving
power Of a pin.
So with the en-
ergy induced by
liquors. 7 hey
only spur the body
Oh, but do not
strengthen II.
Strength is made
from food prop
erly digested aud
n Sc Hated
When the stoni-
ach is diseased
there is a failure
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1902-03-27

Another one OF those rapid-hre pro
motions would land General Wood at
the head of the army
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1902-03-27
Raw Or Inflamed Lunas

Raw or Inflamed lungs
Yield rapidly to the wonderful cur
ative and healing qualities Of Foley's
Honey and Tar 1t prevents pneumo
mia and consumption from hard cold
settled on the lungs Sold by ]. ~
Wallace.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1902-03-27

The Grand Leader has Just received
fifty very swell pattern hats, which
will be displayed in ali their beauty
Friday morning.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1902-03-27

It is given out that DR.. Winkler will
endeavor to coax over a congression.
al nomination.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1902-03-27

Dick Morgan has re-blocked his
whiskers and is busy puncturing the
ambitions of Byrdie Mcclure.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1902-03-27
ROOMS FOR RENT.

WANTEH-Parties having furnished
or unfurnished, sleeping or house
keeping rooms to list them with Aetna
Rental agency, room 6, ia e. Okla
homa avenue. 3.3tf
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WANT
A DS
HAND YOUR WANT
ADS NITT HONEY
TO A. D. T. MHsSEN-
GEpS
RATES.

5 cents per line, first insertion, 21s
cents per line each subsequent inser-
ton.
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There seems to be a general desire
that President Ament sit down
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1902-03-27
For sehooI Board.
CALL FOR MEETING OF DEMO.
~ CRATIC CENTRAL COMMIT
TEE OF LOGAN COUNTY.


TEE OF LOGAN COUNTY.
The Logan County Democratic cen
tral committee. is hereby called to
meet at the probate court room in the
city Of Guthrie on Saturday, March
29, at O'CLOCK D. m. for the purpose
of fixing a time and calling a county
convention to select delegates to the
Enid convention April 22, fixing rep
resentation, the selection OF a sec9e
tary, and the filing of other vacancies
and transaction Of such other bust
ness as may be properly zone at such
meeting.
Every member Of said committee as
constituted, in the last congressional
and county campaign, is earnestly re
quested and urged TO be present at
said meeting.
John T. Taylor,
Cairman.
Vene Bloomer,
Secretary Pro TEN.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1902-03-27

Reaping the Harvest tomorrow
night
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1902-03-27

If YOU desire sleeping or housekeep-
ing rooms see Aetna Rental agency,
room 6. ia E. Oklahoma avenue. 3-3 tt
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1902-03-27

Most beautiful Easter millinery
display ever seen n Guthrie Fifty
new pattern hats will be shown at the
Grand Leader Friday morning.
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THURsDAY. MARcH q. lg02.
DEMOCRATIC CITY TICKET.

DEMOCRATIC CITY TICKET.
For City Clerk.
GEORGE sENDELBAcH.
For Members City Council.
First Ward--W. o. Packer.
Second Ward--E. n. Shnn.
Third Ward-wllism Ritzhaupt.
Fourth Ward-John MeBrine.
Fifth Ward-Mike White.
For School Board.
First Wa. ~. M. Brooks.
Second Ward--W. r. Weleh.
Third Ward-Lou Betand.
Fourth Ward-P. r.. Finch. E. NJ
Bamford.
Fifth Ward-M. Collar.
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FOR sALE-Two lots in block 6l,
East Guthrie. Address NJ, care Of
the Leader office
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The Excuse

Made by many man for taking a drink
at the bar is that he needs bracer He
feels weak his stomach is "out OF sorts
and liquor makes him ofeel good.D The
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1902-03-27

Fifty new pattern hats. a gorgeous
display, at the Grand Leader Friday
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1902-03-27

LoST-Doubleeag Masonic charm,
S2d degree; reward to finder; partic-
ulars at Leader office.
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FURNISHED ROOMS for rent at 5O9
North Broad street. 3-17db
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wANTED-Do you want a good claim
I'm the Kiowa country? You can get
IL by buying The Leaders complete
list Of filings It win point out to you
those who have failed to make good
Ming BY proper settlement on the
claim as required by law. s.S.tf
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the BIG FOUR
Consolidated GOld Mining COmlanY

Limited, Non-Personal Liability
Capital Stock ..........S S250.0O0
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1902-08-28

who has turned it into mule farm?
BY John, but l believe you would stand
beside the tomb of Washington and
haggle with a shoestring man over
cent"
The cat came up from the basement
and saw that there was fun ahead and
sat down to wait for developments.
II am sorry if l hurt your feelings"
said Mrs. Bowser after a time, 'but it
never occurred to me to connect senti-
ment and molasses candy. There are
songs about boyhood and pear trees,
cider mills, babbling brooks and all
that and | don't know why they
shouldn't sing of bOyhOOd and mOlasses
candy. The cook has just gone up
stairs, and you can have the kitchen
all to yourself"
MIR. Bowser walked to and fro and
looked at her, but as she said no more
he finally descended the stairs and be-
gan to work. The cat followed him,
and as she saw him poking up the fire
and pouring the molasses into a kettle
she walked around and gurgled to her.
self. When the jug had been emptied,
the kettle was placed on the stove, and
Mr.. Bowser sat down with big spoon
in hand to stir the contents and call up
old recollections. There were more
recollections than stir, and as a con-
sequence Mrs. Bowser soon got the
scent of scorched molasses. She didn't
feel it her duty to make any investiga-
ton. however. Even when the kettle
suddenly boiled over and great cloud
of smoke swept across the kitchen and
upstairs. causing Mr.. Bowser to cough
and the cat to sneeZe, she made no in
terruption.
That's as it should be-" he unused
as he stirred away. There was al
ways bunny smell in the house when
mother was making candy. That smell
takes me back to the dear old days.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1902-08-28
THE ARKANSAS RUNNING THROUGH THE FEDERAL FLEET

two fore and aft, with a crew of 100
seamen and sixty rifemen from the
army The underOfficerS had all grad
uated from the old navy, and Brown
said his only trouble in handling them
was to keep them from running the
ram into the Federal fleet lying in the
Mississippi before she was ready for
battle. Brown was anxious to fight, too,
but he was a faithful soldier and had
been ordered by his superior to bring
his ship to Nicksburg and help defend
that stronghold, then beset by pow
Grful Federal fleet lying in the Missis
sippi between Vicksburg and the
mouth of the Yazoo. The message
which summoned the ram to Vicks-
burg said that there We're thirty Fed
eral ships within sight of the bluffs
"and plenty more up the river" This
was the prospect ahead of the ram
when she set her prov in dead earnest
For the anchorage of the fleets of Far
ragut. Davis and Ellet the morning of
July II.
After a few hours steaming Brown
discovered that owing to a leak in the
steam pipes the stock of powder had
been wet and was unfit for use. Max
ing landing, the whole day passed in
drying the powder by shaking it in the
burning sun. and at nigntfall the ram
again started down the YaZOO. Brown
hoped to surprise the enemy before
daylight the 18th, but about a. N.
the ram get aground and lost an hours
time With the rising Of the sun she
was steaming forward again and
soon brought into view three Federal
ships coming up the YaZoo. The enc
my had heard of the Arkansas and her
intended trip to Nicksburg.
When Brown saw what lay ahead of
the ram, he called his men on deck and
made a little speech, which sounded
like battle buncombe. But
it wasn't that.
After cheering the speech the Off
GERS stripped off their coats and the
men barred themselves to the waists
and bound wet cloths about their fore
heads. The riflemen fixed bayonets
and stood ready for boarders. Brown
ordered his pilot to stand for the cen
trail vessel of the three strangers, bur
before he could ram her she put about,
firing her bow guns into the ram at
short range.
The ship aimed at by the Arkansas
was the new ironclad gunboat Caron-
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1902-08-28
" An IrOnClad
. Ram An1uCk
4: q !. Il q /. 4;

Copyright, 1902, by G. L. Kilmer.1
"IX weeks before the Confeder-
ate ironclad ram Arkansas
took to the wave, which was
4 July II, 1862, she was an
in, 10
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1902-08-28
Abijah's Fourth of July.

Abijah Stone strolled off alone
While yet the morn was hazy;
The neighbors boys made such noise
They almost drove him crazy.
II love my country we'll, said he,
But think it is a sin, sir
To spoil July's sweet jubilee
BY making such a din, sir!"
So, in a nook beside brook,
Serenely sound asleep, sir,
Abijah lay the livelong day,
Curled in a little heap, sir,
While in the town the brass bands
brayed
And cannon doomed like thunder
Until very small boy made
A most tremendous blunder.
For, just at dark, he dropped spark
Where sparks are very worst, sir;
A binding flash-a frightful crash
A powder key had burst, sir!
Abijah found but scattered shreds
When he returned to town. sir,
And people standing on their heads
Where they had just come down, sir!
st. Nicholas
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1902-08-28

de1uging gunboat No with shot. To
the Louisville, next encountered, she
gave singing broadside. Then the
Benton, Louisville and Cincinnati were
passed. the guns of the ram firing at
everything within range, but not vast
ing shot Then the ram ran the
gauntlet past nine of the best vessels
in the Federal line-the Hartford, lro-
quois Richmond, Sumter, Oneida, SciO-
to, Wissahickon, Winona and Essex
every one hero of Farra CUTS fight at
| New Orleans. Every one of the nine
landed a shot somewhere OH the ram.
Two eleven inch shells penetrated, DO
ing fearful execution. A shell exploded
in the cotton bale lining of the rams
bulwarks, sending up blaze and an
initiating a crew of sixteen men. Some
of the shots merely denied tie armor
Of the ram Four of the nine ships
were punctured by the rams shots.
While she was engaged with them the
Federal ram Lancaster tried to run her
down, but the Arkansas held her UP
with three shots through her steam
pipes.
For an hour the Federal ships chased
the ram, but finally rife shell from
the Confederate batteries at Vicksburg
warned them that they had struck the
! dead line The naval siege of NlckS-
burg was raised, and the Confederate
army and the populace turned out to
welcome the blood stained hero Brown
and his daring crew.
The marvellous run Of the single ship
| through an immense fleet of enemies
spread CONSERVATION among the Fed
eral commanders. What was to hinder
the Arkansas from continuing down
tie river and recapturing New Or
leans? The Essex gunboat and ram
Queen of the West one night dropped
past the Vicksburg guns and tried to
seal the fate of the ram. But the crew
was alert and sent the ships back home
filled with holes. Still later, while
Brown was away on sick leave, the
commander of the lam tried to take
her down the river to Baton Rouge,
but, falling in with a powerful fleet OF
the enemy, he set her on fire and aban-
doned her. Her cid foe, the Essex,
poured a furious fire into her, and she
exploded just as Brown, following his
ship across country on horseback, came
within view. The Arkansas was gone,
but had vanished with her colors fly
ing. GEORGE L. klLMER.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1902-08-28

to die, why not stick your head into
the washtub?"
"Wo-woman, 1 understand! 1 see
through the plot! II
you sit down and think of your boy
hood days." she interrupted-"of your
mother and old fashioned molasses
candy and benzine and death! I'm
going to bed and I'll pitch that dish
out of the window to the cats as l go
alongr'
Mr.. Bowser tottered to a chair and
sat down and thought and thought. At
midnight Mrs. BOwser came softly
down stairs to find him asleep in his
chair and the cat sitting on the kitchen
table to act as his guardian angel.
The feline had a grin on her face, but
she wasn't saying a word to disturb
the harmony of the occasion.
NJ. QUAD:
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1902-08-28

want that sort. | never think of the
old farmhouse without thinking of mo-
lasses candy. Mother used to make a
kind that one could never get enough
of, and | am sure | can turn out some
thing just as good
You'll only muss up the kitchen and
make the cook mad" sighed Mrs. Bow
SER
II shall muss up nothing, and the
cook won't get mad. l think she will
see what you fail to-the sentiment of
the thing. You may smile at my con-
Meeting sentiment with molasses can
dy, but it's there just the same. Some
of the happest evenings Of my boy.
hood were spent in-in''-
I'm gobbling down molasses candy
she finished as he heSitated.
There you go! Woman, is there
nothing in the past sacred to YOU? Is
it nothing to you that my parents are
dead. my brothers and sisters scatter
ed and that the dear old homestead is
now i'm the hands of wall eyed pirate