The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1902-09-21
Wisdom From
Masculine Lips

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& \ the middle seat OF the trolley car
i going TO TomherSvilIe sat two men
& eonveTsing-at least one was con-
verSing- The other remarked I'm.
once in awhile: that was al. The
speaking man had mouth built for
talk That kind OF mouth IS always
wide across and opens I'd well It's
lower Jaw IS also large and is hung lin
Der. 50 Il may waS up and down with
great rapidly and without tlrinr. Thus
generously has nature equipped the
man or woman with the mouth built for
talk Whenever the man who ola m
converSing Ia the trolley car haa ~
stop FOR breath he just said and ana
dropped his jaw 70 show there vas
more coming SO the other man wo,,l8
not eesin 20 speak. That is-a good O-a,s
TO hold the floor. Behind the w.ntlam.-,
sat /. Jane Moses. / could hear every
Nofd spoken without setting ny ears az
al 20 H. The man who talked was very
much IN earnest. said 10 myself.
Jane Moses. you're an old maid. ana
your mother came very near heinz -,
Old maid before you. Your mother Wa,
lett q widow when YOU were six months
old, and the only man that ever come.
INTO your house is the doctor ana h- 4,
deaf ss post ana nes-r ee~~s 49,.
mou except ehrn De- feefs ,s,-. ,..f.-
tou never hac q ,1suta ta l-a.u ,t.-
oom from The superior sex Ns,,-,
only t2lk OF cleir children. their clotss.
and their ailments. Now. Won nav -
tention 10 what this man i sav-,r.-
Hear something that has sense to b.
Listen and learn"
Inc man who talked was Swing
SAYS 70 her. I saws. III von o-,s
man. Ia hammer the life on, 80 ~,
Dut Dem you're a woman [ can onf,.
tel you you're the bigsest fool out ~,
thinkin Ia take advantage 81 you ~,
the account OF your not haviu ans
business sense 20 cheat you. yeu helm,
ione woman, just because I've ~os
business sense I withdraw usv on,
Ilsht mere. ana DON'T you come xhinfnt
70 me no moro. and YOU can het s. viii
oe toid Gay before YOU get ant.fn..
"Aef OF $4,000 Tor your old house ana
iv| Jist made it 60 YOU because In,
sotfy Tot sou. YOU bein' widow hut
you am got sense enough a. knoys
when you're well on. I saws and
jim, ! guess I was the Sfck.sf r,,.r.
Two nishfs ago 20 De in town tode, 49,
ever was. ] eats a hearty supp.r ara
goes 70 bed early feclin' fine ana 3,
The middle OF the night I wakes nm
and I says 90 ms wife saws NJ.
Jones. can't move hand nor f,ot =.
Mrs Jones she jumps up and sb. 80
10 the hired girl she saws. Hnstls 49,.
quick and build a tire ana make a mus
tard plaster for Mr Jones. Thev An.
u quick. and they sent fer the doctor
and 1 said twas rheumaflsn ss,t
but doctor he said twas only cola :,
tmi' said the other man
And said the talker. eiviue -u,,
'Jim whaf DO you think an ~. , -.
pants Amt them pants aeatg tn.
pattern Is new this season. The way
come % get EN- ] come 90 town last
week one day with Tobe Unison. ana
after we GOT on the car lobe ne saws
10 me- NJ says. Where you goin.e'
says 10 him. 1 says, I'm agoin rouns
the corner to my tailor 20 see about a
pair OF pants 1 says. Then Tob. n.
says to me. he says; 'S'pos. Won trv
nay tailor this time. I want "a palr -
pants. too and s'pose We get 'ern algka
Tor Old friends sake Jist come roup.s
ms corner with mo and try MY tailor
ne says Done : says. tn do H.
SAYS. So wc goes 20 robo Iinson.s tat-
Tor. and 1T happens he's got q piece q
unfinished worsied striped goodz-blaek
and gray-that he shows US and saws
How do you ike thafg' he aa,,s
and says. Tobe.' saws -hos,
90 you like that And lobe sags
Pine. he says. How do ven lks
u Mr. Jones ne saya Then I ravs
It's all right I says Let's take al. +
says. And we takes a. and them pant.
IS nne-list alike-only lobe he has -
have his pants fuller'n mine on account
't not havin' such good shaped limbs az
me. and
by that time the chr hat reachef
Iombefsville. JANE MOSES.