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West Virginia daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1894-1902, 1902-05-10

Itching, blind, bleeding or pro-
trudipg piles. No cure. no pay.
All druggists are authorized by
the manufacturers of Boro-Carbol
Salve to refund the money where
1t falls 10 cure any case of piles,
no matter of how long standing.
Cures ordinary cases in six days,
the worst cases in fourteen days
Price IS cents per box. For sale by
D. A. Henderson,.
West Virginia daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1894-1902, 1902-05-10
FROM TBR OILFIELDS
TIL OIL MARKET,

T. r. Coweil, oar we'll known
broker, has just closed up another
big deal to the Carter OIL company.
The property sold this time Is the
Hubbard Oil company's property
In the Ben's Run field and consist
ed OF lease of IS acres, with ten
producing wells on 1t with daily
net production OF 50 barrels per
day The consideration was forty
thousand dollars. The first we'll OF
this lease was drilled one year ago
last March. There were fifteen wells
In all drilled on the lease ten OF
them being producers and FIVE dry
holes. The lease has no: only paid
out but has earned for Its owners
twenty thousand dollars which sum
added to the purchase price leaves
the owners with the snug sum of
sixty thousand dollars to their
credit. Those holding an interest
In the lease are M. B. Altenberg, 7.
r. Cowell, DR.. George S. Well, c.
Y. Bennedum and Frank Hicks.
This is the second large deal Brok-
r<o-ai1 naS closed In the mast
two weeks.
H E. Wilson & Co. have com
pleted No. S Moutieth In the Long
Reach poll, and have rs barrel
producer from the Cow run for.
nation.
liz the McKim district the Carter
sOn company drilled in No. 10 Poe
Thu. sday and have a 200 barrel
West Virginia daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1894-1902, 1902-05-10
Wash, White goods.

Over 10000 yards of the dalntiest and
lovelIes wash fabrics to be.seen nowhere ex-
cept In the largest cities.
West Virginia daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1894-1902, 1902-05-10
Extraordinary Shirt
Sale,
at 49c.

Mems fine Percale Madras or
Silk Bosom "Princely" Brand
Shirts made to sell at 75c; but we
are overs,ocked, overloaded, too
many. and will place them on
sale, over 100 dozen to select from
at 49c.
West Virginia daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1894-1902, 1902-05-10

and diseases arising from an impure
state of the blood Lichty's Celery
Compound Is an invaluable specific.
Sold by c. w. Grier.
West Virginia daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1894-1902, 1902-05-10
wants Others 20 Know.

Il have used DeWitt's Little
Early Risers for constipation and
torpid liver. They are all right. I
am glad to endorse them" writes
Alfred Heinze. Quincy, Ill. Never
gripe. Safe pllls. Opera House
Drug Store.
West Virginia daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1894-1902, 1902-05-10

Commencement orators are now
filling up with air.
West Virginia daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1894-1902, 1902-05-10

June fashion magazines at Nc
coy's Book Store.
West Virginia daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1894-1902, 1902-05-10

Special at SIC Yard.
20 pieces of 81 percale shirtings warranted
fast colors.
Special at sc Yard.
IS pieces of extra fine Scotch Lawns war
ranted absolutely fast colors, consists of all
the newest Patterns.
Special at 634c Yard.
goo yards of fast colored Ginghams. suit
able for Ladies waists or dresses and well
worth Ioc yard.
Special at &C Yard.
One lot So inch fast color Percales in ali
the newest designs, regular II &c materials.
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1902-02-11
Mr.. BAILEY IS EMPHATIC
LAS HAD NOTHING TO SAY REGARD
ING PRIMARIES.
Never Attempts to Interfere With or 70
Control Regularly Constituted Az
thorjtes OF His Party.


Washington. February Ex-senator Bailey'
handed the following signed statement to
The Post correspondent tonight
"In view OF he fact ,hat 1t IS being
extensively charged throughout Texas that
] am responsible for the early primary
elections soon TO be held in Cooke county,
desire to say through your columns that
J did not write line TO any man or re-
celve line from ans man on that sub
jec,. aid not even know tina, the matter
was under consideration by the executive
committee Of the county. until read ID
one OF the Gainesville papers statement
,.ot the primary election had been or.
dcred
1T IS hardly necessary Tor me to say
10 those who understand my political
methods that never at,emp, interfere
with or 10 control the action Of the r"Eu
larry constituted authorities in my party
-. W Bailey
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1902-02-11
TRIP MAY BE ABANDONED
DEATH or YOUNG ROOSEVELT Is A
POSSIBILITY.
Henry Of Prussia Would Net CONS ia
the United States In Such
an Event
Special to The Post,

Washington, February lo.-rhs lmprab
sion exists among tho officials o. the stsss
department that IN the event OF tAa death
Of young Theodore Roosevelt, Prince Henrr
will NOT come 20 tie United states. al.
thougs there have been no communications
on tie suffice, between the state depart
ment aud Germany. DO doubt Is felt that
Prince Henry would az least postpone his
visit NATL later date. Tho death Of the
presidents young son would OF coarse pre-
vent Miss Alice Roosevelt christening the
Meteor II and would make Il imposslhls
for the royal visitor to Be entertained az
the white House. K Is regarded IS eX-
ceediHglv unlikely that he would come 70
this 7oantry az time when the president
and his family were Ia Addiction. Whether
Young rhcodores death would be the cause
~ the total abandonment Of Henry's visit
IS not OF course known. but it Is believed
thar lt would cause postpouement Of sev-
cral months ct least. Pending develop
ments IN youag Roossvelt's sickness the
committee NJ reception Is continuing its
work Ia planning Cor the entertainment ~
the representative ~ tho German emper er
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1902-02-11

lizies Instead of advancing the cause OF
liberty. they have struck It the worst blow
II has received since IL FIRST found foot
hold On the American continent
He maintained that the republican lead
ora had deceived and delhded the people,
bu, he did not believe they could eontinue
90 DO 50,
There viii come 40 awakening. said he'
"snd the day OF awakening IS no, far as
.aut II did NOT believe 30 ! should De
SPAR Of ny country"
Mr. Turner then discussed IN detail the
attitude OF the United states toward the
Philippines under the principles Of inter
national isw. lie mslataiued under those
principles the United STATES government
had no right in The islands and had no right
10 prevent the Fnpinos from setting up a
free and Independent government
lie called upon his republican friends 70
think Nhat tangled skein they have
woven 10 the Orient.
Il conjnre ron De argued. Ito uaraYe'
that .kelu while there 8 YET tine. eon-
lure yon 20 do il not alone Va The uame
81 the helpless Filiplnos who trusted Won
ana whose lands you have drenched with
blood. but ! couinge you In the nanif ~
100000 American people and thrir p"s-
leriiy 70 stay your hand lest Their pre-
cioas liberties be DESTROYED along vith ihst
q the unfortunate people deroted ey sou
to conquest and suhiugstion and spoiia-
tiou.
lie deDouHeed tue ehiilYriuf commission
a. pnFpefs and derared tier so-rA''.'i
+ laws are uot enacted 80 ne iuisresi r ihe
psoris Of the islsnds. rAs ccmSissien'
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1902-02-11

Warrington. February io-Througheut
r,-rlv the entire session Of the sen
.,s today the Philippine tsriH bill
Us nader consideration SIR, Turner
,yyosbt concluded his speech begun last
r-i6av an the legal aud constitutional
rbosae ~ the Philippine question. he beld
In the main that as the Fihpsnos haa es'aD
l,shed an Independent government In roe
Islands prior 10 the fall u AaHila' th'
luiied states under the principles OF ~
ternsttonal law. had NJ r'ght IN the islSndH.
when the senate convened To-Day N''
Hale presented a partial conference report
mon the urgent de0rleucy appropriation
bill He e1plsBed that an agreement hau
been reached upon al contested items e1
cen, those relating 20 the reimbursement
~ the Mexican government for money ps'a
- y, tbe navmeut 81 certain state claims
,o- money advanced during the civil Waf
Tho report was agreed 20 and another cob
ference was ordered on The contested Items
copsidcrstlon of the Philippine tariff was
,bcp raspmed on moiIou ~ Nj Lodfe. MI.
r,rner wash. not having concluded his
r,wartS herun last Friday. topk the door
ana cnntinnad MS speeeh Mr. Trrnec
roip,ea out that 90 January II. 1850 the
Phulpplres established republic and nm
der that government pesee snd order we're
/ maintained
I Further along Mr. Turner exclaimed VIA
rrrnr vehcmence. 'srhe leaders Of me r.
publican party hsre dishenersd the nation
( IA fhclr srssd Ter power snd spoii-, Icy
( have dune - under tbs false AID plssrh'
( Mons prrtsnse th-s they Ners SERVING y
mighty God b. ssvsse.sE liberty ana 20
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1902-02-11
THE PATRICK TRIAL.
DR.. II. B. LOOMS Put on the Stand by the PrOsecu-
ton and Made Some Positive Statements.
Autopsy o
Lawyer, Testified Against His Professional Brother

Osborne ''snd nat upon DIR. Riee's death
he would tske possession Of itr'
He said something Ike that; The words
have gone from me"
Potts testified that on September II. this
day Patrick showed him the papers. be
asked the witness 70 loan him $3.50 and the
losu was made. conversation with Pat.
rick In the Tombs was ruled ont By the
recorder because Potts said be was retain
Cd by the defendant as his personal eouu.
sci several days after Rlcc's death. He
said he stin considered himself Patricks
personal attorney. Forts was allowed.
however. 10 tell or talks with Patrick up
20 September IS 1900. Before Rice died
Patrick said he boped the old man would
be able to come down town and introduce
him lPatrickl at the office 81 abe Fifth Ave
nue. Trust company. Patrick did not tell
the witness the value Of Rices estate
did Patrick tell you why Mr.. Rice made
him reslduary eEatcet" asked Assistant
District Attorney Osborne
Il remember asking Patrick that question
and he said he presumed Mr.. Rice was
actuated by personal regard Tor him"
did you know that Dr. Curry. the At
tending physician, WAS Paulcks family
Z doetorT"
! Patrick told me so"
Did Patrick call upon NJ Rice before
! his death5'
He told me tho day hetor. Mr.. Rico died
he had not seen him for week "
did be say HhyT' asked AIR. Osborne
"iio said he did not intend 10 permit Mr.
Rice to play fast and loose witch him"
The day after Rice died Patrick handef
the witness cheek for s210on on the Fifth
Avenue Trust company and asked BIN 10
set it certified ne dld 80 Patrick said
this check and others were sent him hy
Rice the dsg before De dled and mat hey
were 10 settle claims under Mrs Rico's
will, Potts told Of rulns to Swensons bank
with Patriot after they had held mp a
check for $4,000. Pauick said he expect
cd 10 have trouble getting the money from
Sweusou, on the day II the funeral Pat
rick said tho polire were evidently snsp'c
ious thBf Bires death was not from natural
causes but be would have no trouble III
dlspcllns such susplcion, as they were
without foundation.
on cross examination Potts said no hsj
the proceeds 81 thc $4,000 check whicl
was casbcd hy Tho Fifth Aycuue Tru<t
company for sbout ten months md thor
no paid Il over 20 tAe temporary lcccivcl
Of Ricc's estate. Patrick gave his writer
consent 10 the transfer
did Patrick ten voH inst he was 70 re-
ecirc the Rice estate as uusieeY
~He did and Inst vas what made mo
think of the TiIden VII lie told me DO
had the disposition of yhc estate. don't
recall him using she word trust
John 4 Potter. the undertaken who em
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1902-02-11
SFDITION ACT IS BARBARlSM.
Turner OF Washington Denounced the Philippines Commission a.
punnets Controlled from Washington by the President

said hc does only what n is sold 20 b. the
president ana secretary u var
Nj. Turner referred 20 the Pnihppine
sedition act as not only unconstitutional
but - haThsrism.
whrn NJ Turner concluded. thr house
amendment ~ the urgent deficiency bin re-.
iaflne 20 the opening NJ STATE clalus was
agreed "a. which passei tue bill.
The discussion n the Philippine blii was
then continued.
Alr Patterson jColu) presented an amerd-
mont progldlng for The rrpeai 81 The sedi-
ton laws applied 70 the Philippines.
Mr Teller gave notice q an amendment
declaring mss IL Is not Intended by me
government o. the United states 10 per
manenily annex the Philippine ISLANDS -
an lnteHal part Of the Cnitcd States but
that Il is Intended 20 establish, with the
consent aud assistance OF the Inhabitants
thereof. 4 government or governments snit-
able 70 their wants and condition..
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1902-02-11
MATHls IS ApREALEo.

II win Have the Effect Of Staying His
Execution.
oxford Miss. February io-h is az
uounced hero tonight that the attorney
fcr WIZ Mathis have entered sn appeai
o tho supreme court on besaif o. tae's
client Who i seuicuced 60 be hanged
"a Friday nex; The appeal viii sst a.
a stay - execution, Orlando LesteS'
negro scntenced with Mathis viii snner
tic death penalty % FRIDAY.
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1902-02-11
SIC SOCIAL FUNCTION.

Il Was Given ia Honor Of the Pan
American Delegates.
Monterey Mcsico February io.-Ths han
oy,t 81 the Cusino tonight. given hy iaH
sinle government IN honor ~ fhe Fan
American delegates and rhe members et
fhe5r families. formed the sreatest sociai
fnnetion ia tbe history n MoniercE'
'FAchfv Thousand dollars wss spent 10 az
engagements aad IL midnight a oanqaet q
seven hundred cavers was spreaa- me
haH room was bcautifuny decorated asd
the progress q tho ban presented ds7-
zllng spectacle
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1902-02-11
rXClTEMENT suBsIDED
A CONFERENCE HELD

Ret,yeen Representatives OF FIRE lpsu'-
ance Companies and Attorneys.
nsllas. Texas. February 1o.--A conference
Of insurance men and attorneys was held
"a Fort Worth yesterday Among those
Who attended were former Attorney Cen
aral NJ. ~ Crane 81 Dallas and Edwin
Chsuberlnin OF SAP Antonio What their
conclusions were has not been made public
INIT II IS known that the antitrust suits
recently aled 10 Young county against Ger
tain insurance companies and the infoFma-
lion received ihst similar suits are TO be
sl,d in othcr counries was given serious
s-etdarafian.
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1902-02-11
AaRINAl 81 IaIsa WOE


Ore Of Them EXPRESSED Himself De-
lluhtea at Growth q irish les7ue
Sew YORK Fehrqaly H. n Rsa1eAA
NJ r and Joseph Devl'a TIE lFisA eAkosr.
we're escorted from he tymrsc 20 me nen
man house today by 4 ieiesauon q psS'.
h,ent members og ihc various IRISH seeie'
ties. Mr. Redmond 4 enthusiastic etes
The rand growth Of the pnlIed irish iesshs-
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1902-02-11
MAcHINE sAoPs sURNEO.


sn-lugaell. ohio. Fehruary io.-Tae Great
r.s, shops. built by william n walJley.
- roaper slng. ~ cost 81 s2,90-oo'
80. destroved hy are tonight the los
being estimated At between $500" ana
s7seo0a The shops were oofupit ny iAe
springfield Foundry company 'ns'es-
Sto,e and Furuace company lao qnaGolis
rr.r snd switch e,upany' hyie Afl Glass
(.n,rapv. Kre,l French Piano c9npanS
Ariier Gas Engine companF sNfmp'on
Chemical company, and owens Aaea'ns
.sol eeInpGzy.
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1902-02-11
CONDITION GROWING SERIOUS.

Groton. Mass February II. $50 a M
The condition Of Theodore Roosevelt, Jr..
at this hour is apparently vcry serious, FOR
lights can ne seen in the inaFmary ana
nurses and doctors are moving around. For
the last half hour the voice of the boy call.
ng for water could be heard on the street.
Nothing could be obtained from the house,
but Il is beNeved the patient is delirIous.
EXCITEMENT SUBSIDIZED.
Groton. Mass. February ll---S'30 a. n
The excitement has suhsided and Il IS
understood that the patient is restins easy.
he complained Of difficulty 10 breathing
and the pain caused some delirium.
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1902-02-11
,ssssso.s.sss.sss.s..s,
THE TEXAS PROJECTS
Are Now Under Consideration BY
the Committee


Washington. February TO- The riv
ers and hsrbors committee. 1t Is IN
derstood. commenced tho considera-
ton Of Texas matters today. The
members OF tue committee arc
pledged 20 secrecy and absolutely
nothing as TO the items which were
discussed today or the conclusions. n
any. which were reached. can be
learned. The entire bill will be gone
over FOR the second time before Il is
presented 20 the house II Is IN.
lrrstood 10 general way thar no
moteria. changes are 70 be made in
the bill SO far rs Texas projects arc
concerned, bat that they win CARR
about the same amount as they did
10 the bill which was talked 10
death last session.
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1902-02-11
HAS DOUBLE PNEUMONIA
YOUNG ROOSEVELT HAS HAD
VERY UNFAVORABLE CHANGE.
His Physicians State, However that II
is Too Early TO Say What the Chances
Are for His Recovery.

Groton, Mass. February io-TheOdorc
Roosevelt, Jr, tho oldest son OF President
Roosevelt has double pneumonia other
wise his condition is unchanged tonight
The hoy Is seriously sick hut ct IS TOO
early to say what the chances are for his
recovery
This was the statement issued hy George
r Couelyou. secretary 10 she president
90 o'c,ock tonight and was mais after
a careful examination Ny Dr. Lambert the
family physician Of President Roosevelt,
who arrived here from New York at 6
O'Clock tonight.
The change for the worse in the boy S
condition occurred during the might
Ills temperature Is higher said Mr.
Cortelyou and his respiration Is weaker
than yesterday but his pulse IS better.
He also suld that there was no immediate
change. re announced the disease had
spread and Involved both lungs This sud
den and unfavornble turn warned the pres
ident ina, the most skllful medical treat
ment was necessary. and Sc tonight hC
chilled to the aid Of prs Shaltuck and
wsrreu his family physician, Dr. Allen
1 Lambert ~ New York
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1902-02-11
!: SOUTHWESTERN 0II a;
| o OIL COMPANY HI II
: HOUSTON. TEX. UlLU:
THE NEW FEDERAL COURT.
Speaker Henderson VIII Not op.
pose Texas Relief Measure.
gG,aet,f .. Trrn ncw%

f1FNSAaA 70 AAt NNo@Ff
Washington. February io.-Repre-
sentative BAH had an interview with
Speaker Henderson today. during
which the matter OF sir. Ball's bill
creating a new Federal judicial dis.
triet in Texas and creating court
at Houston was touched on. Mr..
Henderson Informed Mr.. BAN that
be would not oppose the bill in ary
way In the event thar favorable
report on Il was returned by the ju-
dietary committee. This is regard
ed as making the prospects Of the
bill very bright In as much ss 1t Is
understood that the speaker hiss
heretofore been opposed to st. Nr.
Lanham Is doing his best TO secure
an early report.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1902-11-27
WINNERS BRIDGE.

Miss Grace Wise has returned
from Milton.
]. W. Longacre had public sale
at Independence Hotel Saturday.
Fritz Aucker spent Sunday in
our town.
The t,a.1ers Of Union township
hrid an 1''" resting meeting at the
Witmer's ,"hool house Friday even
ing.
Harrr " timer left for Pauling
Station ~ seek of employment.
The Winners Sunday School
1--we commenced prasticiug for a
Christmas entertainment.
|. G. sieler, candy agent of Sc
I'nsgrove, passed through town
Monday morning.
A party Of Gypsies passed through
town nroute for Liverpool.
The coal business is getting light.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1902-11-27
ecHNee.

Dennis &. Heiser and Hiram
Schnee were on the sick list few
days last week.
Elmer Troup and family visited
friends near Strouptown Sunday.
Merchant Henry Harding who
was lo Allentown Saturday, to visi,
lis riends, returned home Monday
W. II. Wendt aud +. j. Ker-
stetter were to Richfeld, Monday,
o transact some business.
Edna Troup went to Richield
last Monday to spend the Institute
week with friends.
Next Sunday forenoon Rev. Mil
Ter will preach in the St. Johns
church.
Nora Goodling of Meiserville,
who had been working at the Mt.
Pleasant Mills Hotel, returned
home Saturday.
Some of our sports attended the
shooting match at Thomas Landis'
Saturday.
j. A. kreighbumn, who has en-
ployment in a store at LewistowI'
left Monday.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1902-11-27
F r 7: +
Success Calenders.

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the one for December, for instance,
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The 3Ucckss Calender will be sent
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The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1902-11-27
One Attraction Missing,
Appetizing.

Missionary have come to save
you.
Cannibal Chief-You're Just in time.
I am almost starved to death.-N. y.
Journal.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1902-11-27
Appropriate.

81 notice that somebody says that
the pigskin has taken the place of the
sheepskin for college diplomas"
THAT ought to suit the rooters."-
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1902-11-27
SkepticaI.

"They were married in haste, you
say?"
Yes; each was afraid the other
would back out'-N. Y. Times.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1902-11-27

A business 6rm which has becons
conspicuous through gambling in corn
VIA. x.. 4. n. and railroads re-
ports the receipt
of $50 from a Mis-
souri, woman who begged them so to
invest it as to produce 500. That the
folly which prompted this appeal is
common the success of catch-penny
frauds like the Franklin Syndicate in
New York abundantly proves. In this
case the woman lost nothing-the
brokers returned the money. No one
knows better than they that an in
yestment that will yield 900 per cent.
profit with safety is impossible.
Neither Morgan nor Rockefeller nor
Lord Rothschild could fulfill such
request. Twenty dollars may in some
cases be turned into $500 by bucket
shop gambling on stocks, but for every
such success" more than 20 must lose
their money. The brokers with their
commissions for buying and selling
are the only sure winners. Such use of
money is no more like investment"
than is gambling on the races. The
$50 sent by the Missouri woman had
been placed by her usband in the
family Bible for deposit later in the
savings bank. His idea, as the New
York World Eemarks, was not original
or brilliant. but it was excellently
safe. Fortunately it can still be car
rird out
One Attraction Missing.
Say" said the young writer who
had been engaged by the circus man
to write up " prospectus of the show,
i've about exhausted my vocabulary
on this thing. Have you thesau-
rus?"
mo, by thunder!" said the circus
man. "We've only got rhinoceros,
but I'll cable over and buy one."-N.
Y. Times.