The Republican journal., 1902-11-20

Loss of appetite is an ailment that indi-
Gates others, WhiCu are WorSe-tloud $
Sarsaparilla cure tl!em all.
! At the close of heightened and bitter
| Wrangle between d Judge and a prominent
counsel the former said, ''Well, sir, if YOU
do not know how to conduct yourself as a
gentleman, l am sure can't teach you.'
To which the barriSter mildly replied,
''Tbat is So my lord.'-San Franc SEQ
! Argonaut.
Avoid all drying inhalants and use that
which cieanses and heals the membrane
| Ely's Cream Balm is such a remedy and
i cures Catarrh easily and pleasantly. Cold
in the head vanishes quickly. Price so
cents at druggists or by mail.
Catarrh caused difficulty III speaking and
to Il great extent loss of hearing. by the
use of Ely's Cream Balm dropping of
| mucuS has ceased, voice and hearing have
greatly improved.-J. W. Davidson, Att y
at Law, Monmouth, III.
Mrs Bizzy-I am so sorry to hear that
| Your wife has been throwing the crockery
at you again. Casey. Where did she hit
Casey-Faith, ma'am. That's what oi
de be afther c"lnplainin dv. Twas a
whole set av dishes ,lroke to pieces an she
niver hit me wanst.-H Hrooklyn Life.
Il owe my whole life to Bur,loc'l Blood
Bittels. Scrofulous sores covered my body.
| seemed beyond cure. Is. B. B. has made
me- Il perfectly well woman" Mrs Chas
Hutton, Berville, Mich.
Mrs Julia Ward Howe is fond OF a joke.
While presiding over the dinner of she Bos-
ton Authors Club last winter she intro
duced the first speaker, Thomas Higgnson,
in the following way; 81 will now cali
upon my much respected and valued vice"
"Mrs. Howe's virtues speak for them
selves was Colonel 1ligginson's ready re-
SponSe, sit is only on rare occasions that
she parades vice. The Delineator
A household necessity Dr. Thomas
Eclectric Oil. Heals burns, cuts, wounds
of any sort; cures sore throat, Group,
catarrh, asthma never fails.
Plenty of sleep is conducive to beauty.
Even a garment looks worn when it loses
its nap Birmingham Republican.
The little folks love DR.. Woods Norway
Pine Syrup. Pleasant to take; perfectly
harmless. Positive cure for coughs, colds,
bronchitis, asthma.
''Td rather be a wild turkey and live on
the prairie said d little boy, ethan be a
tame turkey and be killed every year.
Youths Companion
Itchness Of the skin, horrible plague.
Most everybody afflicted in one way or
another Only one safe, never falling cure.
Doan's Ointment. At any drug store. 30
cents.
Editor (writing to a professional humor-
lSt)-Send some more grip Jokes.
Humorist (wrting back )-Can't I've got
lt.-NeW \ ork Sun.
Bought Yesterday Cured Today
Mrs. O. c. Burt of 26 Broadway, New York.
says: 81 am surprised and delighted at the
change for the better in my case in one dav
from the use of Dr.. Agnew's Catarrhal
Powder. 1t worked like magic-there's no
excuse for person suffering pain with this
remedy within reach. 30 cents. Sold by
Edmund Wilson and A. A. Howes 4 Co-41
''Mamma," said Bessie, as she watched
her baby brother squlrmlng i'll the bath-tub,
"Willie is like piece of flannel 'What
makes you think 50 ." asked her mother
son, because he shrinks when he's washed
Heart Disease relieved in 80 Minutes
DIR. Agnew's Cure for the Heart gives
perfect relief in all cases for Organic Heart
Disease in 30 minutes, and speedily effects
cure. 1t Is a peerless remedy for palpita-
ton, Shortness of Breath, Smothering Spells,
Pain in Left Side, and all symptoms of
Diseased Heart. One dose convinceS. Sold
by Edmund Wilson and A. A. Howes d Co.
Them city people, said farmer Smiley,
''think themselves mighty smart; but they
are an ignorant set. Frinstance, when /
waz ridin' long Queen Street west last
Saturday. I.seen big sign out, Great sale
OF Jerseys, all WOOL Ha. ha. What
dyer think of that? They act'ally think
that wool grows on Jerseys!''
WHAT'S the Trouble?-Is it Sick Head
ache? Is it Biliousness? Is it Sluggish
Liver? Is your skin sallow9 Do you feel
more dead than alive? Your system needs
toning-Your Liver isn't doing its work
Don't resort to strong drugs-Dr. Agnew's
Little Pills, 10 cents for 40 doses, will work
wonders for you Sold by Edmund Will
son and A, A. Hoyes & Co.'S
Dorothy-say, auntie. is religion some
thing to wear?
Aunt Julia-My dear, why do you ask
such foolish questions?
Dorothy-'Cause papa said you used your
religion for cloak.-Judge.