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Evening journal., 1902-04-05
Children to Entertain

Children Of the primary department
Of West Presbyterian Sunday school
WIFI present the entertainment, "The
Magic Bells" i'm the drawing-room Of
the New-Century Club on Friday even
ing, April IL. The children arc being
coached by Miss Mahala Wells. and a
pleasing program is assured. Reserved
seat coupons may be had at Humphrey
Bros, No. 613 Market street.
Evening journal., 1902-04-05
Not a Political Organization

Edward NJ Welsh. travelling organ
izer tor the Knights of the Royal Arch,
says that the organization is not a pO-
litical order. 1t is an association dc
signed solely for liquor dealers, and
pays sick and death benefits.
Evening journal., 1902-04-05
smaIInox on Lord street

Thomas Smith. colored, Of No. 70S
Lord street. who was found TO be suf-
fering with smallpox yesterday after
noon. was sent to the Emergency Hos
pital today. The house was quaran-
tined and the other houses in the dis
trlct disinfected.
Evening journal., 1902-04-05
lowed out Railroad Barge

The tug Amanda Powell towed a
railroad barge carrying two freight
cars loaded with railroad iron from the
wharf of The Diamond State Steel
Company out 10 the w. & n. pier for
shipment this morning.
Evening journal., 1902-04-05
pealhs. sIrLhs and MarrIages

Secretary Cahill. of the Board OF
Health. reports 26 deaths, births and
% marriages for the week ending to-
day. compared with 81 deaths, 10 births
and 81 marriages.
Evening journal., 1902-04-05
viii Raise Chiefs

Past Great Incohonee Andrew H..
Patton. OF Massachusetts, will be the
guest of Ienape Tribe this evening.
and viii raise" it's chiefs.
Evening journal., 1902-04-05
BIRDS THAT COME TO STAY.
Dr. Birds Plastors.
TELEPHONE Us

or call in person for any kind of
Liquor or Wines you may need. We are
now bottling the Book Beer, Whining
ton brewing. ID. W. Lynch g. Co. gro
GERS, main store. ~ W. Cor. Madison
and Fourth streets.
Evening journal., 1902-04-05
SODA FOUNTAIN OPEN TODAY.

John Govatos. the confectioner at
No 4OS Market street. today opened
his large soda fountain. Only select
fruit ilavors are used Mr. Govatos
sells ice cream sodas for cents. The
fountain is one Of the finest in town.
Evening journal., 1902-04-05
Mn. rvans Recnuerinr

Mrs. George O. Evans. of, Newark, is
recovering from a severe illness. She
has been confined to the house for
many weeks.
Evening journal., 1902-04-05
THE COUGH CURE.
Allaband's Anodyne Expectorant

only quick and positive cure for Ca
tarrhal Consumption 10 Brazilian
Balm. 81.
Evening journal., 1902-04-05

Feathers dyed, cleaned, curled 6l3
Orange street.
Evening journal., 1902-04-05

To Cure Grip in Two Days
Laxative Bromo-Quinine removes
the cause. z. W. Groves signature on
every box. Price 70 cents.
Evening journal., 1902-04-05
THE FINEST THING THAT EVER
HAPPENED.

Felton-sibley Co.'S Pure Ready
Mixed Paints. Cartmell. Sixth and
Madison.
Evening journal., 1902-04-05
Memorial Fund lncrensinr

Donations to the Mckinley Memorial
Fund arc still coming in, and Treas
urer Feaster reports the receipt of the
following amounts:
Philip Sheridan Post, G. A. r. D.. $500
Bayard Legion Democratic Club. 1000
lalannn lrnn1 Onnra Lnmaa nnlnl-
Evening journal., 1902-04-05

ituatiOn Wanted ADVERTISE
nts inserted FREE three
leS. Help Wanted Ads One
mt a Word.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1902-07-09
UNITED FOR LIFE.
One OF Removals Prominent Young
Men Surprises His Friends bu
Taking d Life Partner.

Mr.. William Newman, one of
Removals best known and most
popular young men, took his many
friends somewhat by surprise by
uniting himself In wedIock's holy
bonds, June 25th. The fortuna e
girl was Mis- Maude Can, =
hart, charming young lady of ST,
Adams, who has frequently visited
henova. The ceremony was per-
formed at the home of the bride,
after which the happy young couple
visited Cincinnati-the Queen City
of the West"-where they spent
their "honev MOON" They now
have rooms at Mrs. Tennessee
Newman's-mother of the groom.
We extend hearty congratulations
and wish them long and happy
life.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1902-07-09
Alter Burning His Wife He Mar
ri6d Her Sister.

r. F. Martin, of Atkinsville.
this State, brought the body of his
late wife TO Hubbardstown, this
county, for burial last Sunday
week, the deceased being the
daughter of j. A. McComas, of
HubbardstowD. Immediately up
on the interment of the body,
Martin became infatuated with the
charms of Miss Norma McComas,
sister of his late wife, whereupou
they forthwith get out for Catletts-
burg, KY, where a marriage
license was secured Wednesday
and they were married in the par.
Tor of the Central Hotel by Rev. /
b. Hutchinson in the presence of
the BRIDES father, who is one of
Wayne county's best school teach
ers.
Who can resist female charms2
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1902-07-09
Strike Almost Ended.

The strike along the Norfolk &
Western Railway of the United
Mine Workers, is now practically at
an end. 1t is said by prominent
people who have travered the fields
that not over fifteen per cent of the
miners who formerly went out are
now idle. In fact most all have
returned to work and the question of
strike is rarely ever mentioned. All
train crews laid off during the early
shut down have been put to work
again and the y. & w is transport
ing several trains loaded with Hack
diamonds, both east and west
daily.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1902-07-09
To the Churches, $4,000.

Believing that the CHURCHES
are the prime factors for GOOD,
and In order that some Public
GOOD may be accomplished, il
elected to the Office of Circuit
Clerk, of this County, 1 will give
to the CHURCHES thereof TWO
HUNDRED DOLLARS, a sum
equal to one-hslf a years salry OF
said Office. Each aud every
Church Organization, of all de-
nominations, will receive an equal
amount Of said money, which will
be prorated among all sending in
their names.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1902-07-09
EphOIsterIng.

! have opened an upholstering
establishment in the old &. q O
depot building, on Main Street
Ceredo, w. Va, where | am pre-.
pared to do anything in my line at
the lowest prices, and on short no
tee. / keep full line Of picture
frame mouldings, drawer pulls, cas-
tors and AN kinds Of furniture hard
ware Furniture repaired and var.
nished. Give me a call.
WIN. NJ. MCCALLEN
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1902-07-09
To Tax PduerS> 100000.

And tn the Tax Payers, | will
give the sum of SIX HUNDRED
DOLLARS, That is to say, if /
an elected, n hereby authorize
and direct the County Court, of
Wayne County, 20 hold back the
sum of 800. each year from my
Public Salary for elk years,
amounting to 1900 and place the
same to the credit of the County
Levy. Thus you see that ] agree
to do the work for 1900. per year
instead of 400. as is now paid a..
Public Salary of Circuit Clerk.
THE saves to the Tax Payers
the sum Of 900. for six years, or
$500.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1902-07-09

DR.. w. f. Sturgill left the latter
part of last week for Raleigh, n. c.
While gone he will make an extend
ed trip with Mr.. d. II Barger, form
erly superintendent of the Kenova
Division of the n. & w. R'y, through
the South. Mr.. b. is now Superin-
tendent of the Sea Board Air Line
II. X.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1902-07-09

Lightning struck II. w. Stew
arts residence on &C" street last
Sunday evening. The ceiling of
one room was considerably SKATER
ed and an ironing board and some
clothing in the corner of the room
we're torn to pieces. Tie curious
part of 1t was how the lightning
got into the building to do the
damage without making hole in
the structure, only a single rent
being noticed on the outside.
However a glass bottle was hang
ing on the outside of the dwell.
ing at the time, which doubtless
had something TO do in saving the
building from being shattered.
The same evening the small brick
building at the Camden Park was
struck, (but not much damage was
dOne) and the telephone battery at
Bloss' drug store was burned out.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1902-07-09

Mrs. d. W. Hodson writes US to
change her address on our mailing
list from Merrill, Miss, TO Dur
bin, Boyd county, Ky. She says
"The Sunny South got too hot
for US and we came back where
we could get good breath. Every
thing was burned up down South
where we were. The corn looked
like September corn does in this
country. The mosquitoes we're 30
bad we could not sleep for them
We had all kinds Of plaques four
or five different binds Of flies. We
all came back sick Ny little girl
has a bad case of malarial fever.
DR.. Marcum said she had the high
est fever he ever saw IN this coun-
try. We do not know where we
will locate yet Ny husband is
working for the Tug River Lum-
Der Co."
The writer, as many of our
readers know, is the wife Of MIR.
D. w. Hodson, the sawyer who
worked for many years for the
Millender Lumber Co. at this
place.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1902-07-09
6. & 0. GhdnleS.

Chesapeake and Ohio trains that
stop at Ceredo are now due here as
follows:
WEST BOUND.
No. II. 5:45 a. IN.
q" l3, 5:38 p. m. (hag)
EAST BOUND.
No. IA, 5:46 a. m.
" Is, s:23 p. m.
A west bound fast train now
passes this place (but does not stop
here about 7:40 a. m, arriving in
Cincinnati at 1920.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1902-07-09

The Sixth Quarterly meeting of
Central Tri-State Me dical Society
will be held at Clyffeside Park July
18th, commencing at o O'clock a. IN.
DR.. w. f. Sturgill, of this place +,
is on the program for a lecture
his subject being "Railway Surgery
Along the Right of Way, and Other
Things, With History of Cases"
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1902-07-09

A regular session of the town
council was held last Monday even
ing. The Water Works Committee,
appointed at former meeting of
council, was not ready to report and
was given further time. Large
bodies move slowly.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1902-07-09

John A. Bartram, Esq. writes us
to send the ADVANCE to "Hopkins, "
new post-office which he succeeded
In having established on Milan
creek, this county.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1902-07-09

1t Is said that Lincoln county has
more pretty girls, according to
population, than any other county
in the State, and a glance at the
bevy of beauties attending the insti-
tute inclines one TO accept the state
ment. My! hut 1t makes one feel
like he would like to be young
again. Lincoln Monitor.
The writer would change his mind
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1902-07-09
Puttlnn OIL.

Insurance is putting off protection.
Just now you may think you don't
need it-but should your property
be destroyed by fire, then you would
be sorry you neglected to secure
protection. r. +. MCDoUGAL,
Ceredo, w. Va, represents good
companies.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1902-07-09

j. II. Meek, Esq, of Wayne, has
been commissioned Notary Public
by Governor White. He gave
bond before the County Court last
Monday and was sw ORR In.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1902-07-09

Mr.. Frank Marcum, Congressman
Hughes Private Secretary, arrived
at home last Sunday from Washing
ton, ID. G..
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1902-07-09

Alex. Yost, Chief of Police of
Catlettsburg, Ky, died last Sunday
having been overcome by heat. He
was on duty the 4th and his death
was very sudden and unexpected.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1902-07-09

Mr.. Dana Peoples, of Pomeroy,
Ohio, was the guest of Mr.. and
Mrs. George Wright the first OF
this week.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1902-07-09

Eisenbarth 81 Henderson's Float
ing Opera gave an entertainment at
the foot of Main street last Satur-
day evening to large and apprecia-
tive audience.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1902-07-09


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will o
a b be peied
1s
o the set outI had osted the Huntnpt
OF
Hunting Va, une25h,
l. fCmcuCe % WyneCo
in BAN o Huntto orthe
he to- making the total
Office
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Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1902-07-09
-'@ea&IySS1 GE:>$@0'-

Remember when you go to vote that vote
tor me is vote In your own interest Take
Guess, 1t costs you nothing-It is Free-Any
body can come close to the total vote-sCme
will hit--It may be you-Do not miss this op.
portunity. You spend Nothing but your judg-
ment. Your guess will not be opened unit after
the election is over, but will be securely locked
III an Iron Safe by, COMMITTEE Awards"
x~YArn2ASe.-
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1902-07-09

Mrs. G. A. Adams and little
daughter Laura, of RugleSs, KY,
are visiting Mrs. AS daughter
Mrs. III. K. Stewart.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1902-07-09

K. A. Stock occupies the dwelling
on East Second street recently vaca-
ted by Joseph Patterson, Mr.. Pat
terson having moved to Central
City.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1902-07-09

Chas. K. Walker, of Wayne, a
Democratic candidate for Circuit
Clerk, was In town last week.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1902-07-09

Many of our citizens spent the
4th at Catlettsburg and Clyffeside
Park.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1902-07-09

Attorney Geo. l. Neal, of Hunt
ingtOn, was in our town on business,
on the evening of July 4th.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1902-07-09

@. w. Burkholder returned last
Sunday from five weeks visit to
his old home near Roanoke, Va.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1902-07-09

Z. w. Fiso hbach was made a
Master Mason by Crescent Lodge,
No. 30, last Friday evening.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1902-07-09

Maude Mathews, aged IL wears
OF Columbus, Ohio, is visiting Mrs
{. A. Wright.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1902-07-09
Foe CouNrY CLERK.

We are authorized to announce JOHN u.
LAMBERT a candidate for clerk of the ounty
Court. subject To the nomination OF the Demo
cratic party.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1902-07-09

The weather is considerably
warmer than it was last week.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1902-07-09

The Camden Interstate did
tremendous business on the 4th
without a single accident.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1902-07-09

Mr. and Mrs. f. NJ. Fullerton, of
Lawrence county, OHIO, were guests
of the family of Emmett Warden
last Sunday. Many years ago Mr..
Fullerton was citizen OF Wayne
county.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1902-07-09

Mrs. j. J Mccall and two child
re', OF Portsmouth, Ohio, are tn,
guests of relatives here.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1902-07-09

Mr.. Robt. Wilson, who is living
at Canterbury, was the guest of
Ceredo relatives last week While
here he made the ADVANCE Office an
agreeable call. His sons-Simp and
Rufus-also live at Canterbury.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1902-07-09

Robert Black is able TO be about
again after severe spell of mumps.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1902-07-09
TO the PeOpIe, 100000.

TO the persons making the
closest estimates of the total vote
that will be- cast for Circuit Clerk,
OF Wayne County, in the coming
November Election, l will give
the sum Of $500 90 as follows:
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1902-07-09
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Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1902-07-09

The Camden Interstate Railway
Company have sold to a Pennsylva-
MIA syndicate their electric lines in
this State and in Catlettsburg and
Ashland, Ky, also their electric
light plants in Ironton, Ohio. The
consideration was about two million
dollars. Said purchasers propose to
build line to make connections
from Cincinnati to Pittsburg.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1902-07-09

Mr.. f. NJ. Campbell died at his
home in Huntington last Saturday
of stomach trouble. Gene, as he
was Familiarity called, was genial,
whole.souled fellow and had hosts
of friends in this county who will
be grieved to learn of his untimely
death.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1902-07-09
EnR C1RcrIr CLERK.

weare authorized To announce l.. NJ bA-
Wis as "a candidate for Clerk OF the Circuit
Court. subject TO the action OF the Demo
cratic party.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1902-07-09
LOCAL NEWS.

Well, warm weather has come at
last with a vengeance.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1902-07-09

Read the advertisement in this
weeks issue headed "Sl, 400 Given
Away to the People of Wayne Coun-
ty, by l.. M. Davis" Mr.. Davis is
one of the Democratic candidates for
Circuit Clerk and is a young man
well qualified for the Office, having
had several years experience az
clerk. His proposition is a liberal
one. Perusue it carefully.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1902-07-09

Ceredo wa~ quite quiet on the
Fourth. Ii al few fireworks a,
night.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1902-07-09
New K. OF P. Officers.

At a regular meeting of Ceredo
Lodge, No. SO, Knights of Pythias,
held at the Castle Hall last Thur
day night, the fo!lwing officers were
elected for tho ensujnO form.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1902-07-09

Paul Adkins has accepted a posi-
ton in the post Office at Bluefeld.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1902-07-09

II be we're to visit Wayne county
and see our pretty girls.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1902-07-09
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Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1902-07-09

The many friends of Squire r.
NJ. johnson will be glad to know
that he Is recovering nicely from the
injuries he received on the night of
the 2sth ult. by accidentally falling
off the side walk while coming from
the Main street steamboat landing.
lie says he thought he was stepping
of onto the ground, when in fact
the ground was some four or five
feet at that place from the walk.
He had three ribs broken, an ankle
sprained and was otherwise injured.
The genial Squire is now able TO be
out and Will soon be himself again.
Attorney John e. Ferguson, Of
Tracy City, Tenn, has been in this
-ection for several days visiting
friends and will probably remain for
some time in the future looking
after business lie is a former
Wayne county "boy' and was
always popular where he was best
known. and has evidently carried
his same frank, genial disposition
with him to the commonwealth of
old Hickory as ne has enjoyed
positions Of important trust, honor,
and no doubt emoulment since he
has resided there. tie is a brother
of NJ. j. Ferguson of the First
National Bank, this city, who by the
way, is another young man for
whom about everybody seems to
have a warm place under their
acket. Huntington Herald.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1902-07-09
Office Sharing,
My Platform.
|. N. Davis.
The Peoples Candidate
for
Circuit Clerk.
Qualification, 6XDerieaCe and
True Democracy.

1t am elected to the Office County, will
of Fourta ndred OOl DoIlar,
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1902-07-09

Total vote cast for Office of Circuit Clerk for the year
And the total vote of Wayne County, For President
1910 was ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS. 491l.
What will it be this fall 1902. Observation-Disclosures?
The Jennings daily record. [volume] (Jennings, La.) 1900-1903, 1902-10-08

surprised to find herself making con-
fident of her new friend. The large
black eyes seemed so friendly and
sympathizing that the girl opened her
heart in way that all girls do. She
had been away from home so long,
and had been SO long apart from her
chums and intimates, that she felt
happy in the possession of a new
friend who seemed so interested in her
girlish adventures and condolences. At
first she spoke only of her schooldays
at Smith, but was soon telling of her
love-affairs an ample amount always
being the property Of every winsome
miss who has passed her twentieth
birthday.
"But l am really and truly in love,
now" she went on, coloring prettily.
II met him on the 'Manitou' on our
way here from Chicago. He Is very
handsome and is quite a good deal
older than I. I first saw him in the
Aa-a>. .~1n~m. he ooA 0~4roci<o mn md
The Jennings daily record. [volume] (Jennings, La.) 1900-1903, 1902-10-08
NO POUND WEIGHTS m Troy.
Measure Exists Only In the School
Books and Not With jewelers..

Measure Exists Only In the School
Books and Not With jewelers..
did it ever occur to YOU" said a
college professor to Chicago gold
smith, That you have no such thing
as q pound weight"
1t had, but the professor Is willing
to bet that not one graduate of high
school out OF twenty has an idea that
there is not metal weight of twelve
ounces to represent the Troy pound.
But there is no such thing. Twelve
Troy ounces make a pound. but there
is no such material unit of measure
ment. There are the grain, the scru-
pie, the drachm, and the ounce
weights, but nothing more. The man
who has ten pounds of gold in reality
has only 12O ounces. and for him to
go into the gold market and speak of
gold by the pound would be for him to
be laughed at.
Incidentally these units Of measure
ment in the Troy scale look a good
deal more like Greek or Chinese coins
than they look like weights. For the
average high school graduate to pick
up set of these weights would be to
bewilder him.
1t is the contemplation of such abb
surdities of the English tables O.!
weights and measures that bring the
student to the metric system as the
sane solution of it all.
The Jennings daily record. [volume] (Jennings, La.) 1900-1903, 1902-10-08
All He Mas Paid For.

The leader of the band frowned as
he brought the music to a standstill
in the middle of bar.
Say, Pumperickel," he demanded,
in loud whisper, what do you mean
by playing a lot of half notes where
there should be whole?'
Pumpernickel took the horn off his
neck.
Well" said he, 81 make eXplana-
tionings by you. You remember dot
you cut down my wages to halluf,
don't you?"
The leader stared in amazement.
He had done so, but
"Und so gontinuings to make der
nodes out mid dis horn, halluf nodes,
until der wages vos restoreded unto
whole wages. Ain'd it, yes?"
Sometimes a comedian can produce
a grave crisis.