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Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1902-08-14
GRUDZIADZ. Me powlod}o

GRUDzlADz. Me powlod}ho
sic jakiemus rabusiowi, kt6ry "
nocy ma n,edziele w}ama} sic do
kantoru firmy Hatcher i Konrad.
MySlaf BOWEN, ze uda mu sic "a
brac z zelaznej szafy CRUDE tysiace,
kt6re owa frma mia}a odebrac jake
wynagrodzenie "a sk}ad zn1szczony
pozarem, a til ezafa ME da}a sic
nijak otworzy6. Narobiwszy sic,
zabra} RADIUS pare spodni J kami~
zelke, kt6re znajdowa}y sic W kan
torze i uszedl.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1902-08-14

LUBAWA. W okolicy mnoza
sic " spos6b zastraszajacy pozary.
Pred trzema t%ygodniami spali}y
sic diva domy " Pustkach. Tozar
powstai z powodu iskier wYbu-
chajaoych komlnem. Dnia ? I'm I'm,
spalila sic W chroslu stajja,a gos.
podarsowl Reichlowi. Dom P. 3.
kupi} niedawno stal on rustkag,
ale by4 zabespieczony. " 4adse
s5wpadty IA slad ,podpalacsa.
CHEZ MA. Wlasc,clelowii
d6br y L,snowiie pr.ebis ktoa no.
EGEt& EEu IN yE> AA ~ MIX NH.E Nz.A ii S%I.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1902-08-14

protestant6w. Jednego sciaggnleto
teraz az Brandenburgii.
SWIECIE. - Przeprowadzo-
na ma bye W daisy ciagu ko-
lei zelazna re Z}otowa (Flatau)
do Wiecborka Vandsburg) ku
wschodowi przez Jastrzebki-
Sosn6w IN akowarsk - Swiekatow
Polski LAX do Terespola. Dyrek~
eva kolel zelaznych " Gdahsku
zazadala, ably magistrat " Swieciu
jak najprelzej zda} opiL1a korzy-
sciach jakieby tor kolejowy PREY.
niesG m6g}, oraz o trudnosciach ma
jake by}by narazonym.
TCZEW. Robotnik kolejowy
Rozanowskl zajety ma dworcu PREY
czarnym moecie PREY ranzowanlu
wagon6w. pochwycony przez To-
komotywe ronios} 6mierc ma miej-
sou. Pozostawi} zone siedmioro
ma}ych dziatek.
~CHEkM1N5KA DYECEZYA
4. Francis EEK Sawickl, brstnnek
dzlekana tczewskiego q siostrze-
Nee ks. prof. DR.. Teisza " Ch.dm-
ME promowanYm zostaf dnia 10.
b. IN. ma doktora teo,ogil " unl-
er.h,, ~,.;,o p,a.n,;
.ioaywssy egzam,n 1nsignicum
,.,da , o,oh,,, ) ,och w,},.
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= po1no5cL;oro
CZEMP1N Trzyletn, synek
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1902-08-14

COPOTY. lego roku Pola-
kow z Kr6lestwa Gallcyi bardzo
ma1a liczba. Ztad og6lne utyskl-
warie ma zaw1edzione nadzieje re
strony w}ascicieli domow- Beda
bankructwa dzieki przesladowczym
zapa}om Niemc6w. 4. Podobno iui
nawet p. Cossler ulitowa} sic mad
k4opotaml Copot j zamierza tax
nazw. tydzieh sportowy osobistem
przybyciem 7 przemoca rozpoczac a
tenn samem wpfyrat ma wiekszy
przyp}yw gosc,.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1902-08-14
2 Prus Polskich'l.

sZCzYTNO, Ustawiczne desz-
eze xyrssdni'y V n''sym pov'e
Gle znaczae szkodY, zw}aszcza,
re powlat nasz ma DUO lax ]. skut'
ken. tego siano wszedzie gnije.
Pierwszy pokos odby4 zig pied
deszczami, ale ley ~jcszcze dotaed
ma {akach i ME div, re gospodarzz
skrzeczy i piszczy, DO czy ma uro-
dzaj, czy tel brak tego urodzaju,
podatki must zapfacic, chociazby
bydleciem z obory.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1902-08-14

BBYlDaoszoz NiedaxDo J
q, un. lkirastyyy pog1osk e pewien
sskuciiars pod Naklem wrzucil. swo-
'ja koDEe : 1ddki do wody, po:,zaeeannn
j. wioslem zabil. Na zapYtywanie j
|dochodzenie wladsy, dowiedziano
sig. q byly to puste plotki gdy1 oil
nosny szkuciarz ME jest zonaty. ms
OLGA, kt6ry mIeszka v Max
lie, Flisacy przejszidzaj9cy spotkali
k46cacego sic syna : ojcem. !, roznie-
dli powyzsza plotke. G}osny pro-
ces banku pana Moczy1skiego 2
kontrolerem tegoz, panem Wegli"
.kowskim, skohczy} sic " sobote
Bank przegrat sprawe zap]aci PEN
sya "a try lata, oraz koszta, ktore
50 znaczne.
~...t -.-.E. 20 ~ -
z POZNANIA pisza do ,,Ber-
lin. Tageblattu'', ze postanowiono
utworzyc kase, z kt6rej maja bye
p}acone dyety mniej zamoznym
spolskim pos}om do p%arlamenttu.
Tym sposobem chce sic spraw1c,
aby do Ko1a Polskiego weszli po-
s}owie radykalnego antyniemiec
kiego kierunku. TAX mniejwle'
Gel DrZm1 nleSlen
SP. K PkOBOSZCZ Ludwik
Wendland zakohczy} zywot do
czesny W zak4adzie Si6str Milo
s1erdzia W Poznanlu dnia 90 lllca
rb. ~55 roku zycia. Ukonczyw-
sly nauki g,mnazyalne W Sremie j
wyswiecony .potem ma kapfana,
przechodzi{ smutne koleje zycia
jake ~6wczesny ,,ksiaaz ma]owy",
sc,gany "a swe pe}nienie obowiaz~
k6w k~ap3ahsklch przez pollcya, a
navel dwukrotnie wieziony. Wy
dalony "a granice nawet, tu}a{ sic
przez I lat ma obczyznie przez pc
wien czas by} ~kapelanem szkoiy
rolniczej W Czernlchowie. Pc
ukonczeniu zatargu rzaau Kos~
cio{em zawiadywa} paraf4 stare
gostyhska, potem by} W Tucznie ma
Kujawach. pozniej proboszczem "
Podg6rzu pod 1oruniem, a osta-
teczn;e cd r. 1894 proboszczem "
Zerkowie. w miescie tenn zdzlafa@
wiele dobrego, nasamprz6d okolo
dobra paraiil swlatyni Panskie!,
a potem jake kierownlk Towa-'
rzystw. Pred kilku laty zapad} ma
chorobe sercowa i ia choroba spo~
WOQoWa1a Smlerc tegO Nd
p4ana. Niechaj spoczywa W spo"
koju.
WTELNO. Pan Brinkmann.
rozdziell} folwark Morzeniec i
sprzedaje parcele. Morzeniec odda'
lonym jest cd Bydgoszczy 7 kiloe
metr6w. Koscid4 jest we Wtelnle.
PoZNAN. Pos.ad}osci "
miesoie Z przedmie6ciami jest
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f
BRODN1CA. Dzi6 poszed}
pan Wojciechowski z Brodnicy "a
kraty wlezienla, gdzle bedzie odsia
dywa{ jeden miesiac wiezienla
skutkiem znanego nam procesu z
powodu obrazu ,,Polska u stop
Chrystusa". Pozostawi} zonei xii
koro dzieci W niedoli. Pan Vol
ciechowski ma W miescie interes
otwarty, kt6ry prowadzi jego TO-
ma.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1902-08-14

PELPLlN. Prey poczcie usta-
nawiaja coraz wiecei Niemc6w
protestant6w. Jednego sciagnleto
teraz az Brandenburgii.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1902-08-14

ZEN konia, va,toSc,i 1000 MAR. narek 4
lnastepanvego dnia napisa1 prawdos
podobn,e ten sam - s,pra.wsYca k \ Iea'
IL 1cianie, ze d~ni=kyc,a owego pa
No julza pollczone j w VIZ p6jdzie'
"a swaym koriie ~.
wABRzEzNO. N targu ko-
nj zbytkownych otrzymali premilrl'ee'
miedzy lnnymi:: 2. Dzia1qowski Z
j p. Mleczkowski +
Nieazzwviedzia. Naczelny prez.easI Won.
Gossler. ma uczc,e m6wilo ,,jedrnem
plemien,u Zachodnioprusak6w"
(kerniger Stamm der Westpreuss5
sen), iak CESAR przedstawlcleH roll
nictwa neutrality-suspicious. naval.
G1ETRZWAKD: Bawi} tutaj
radzca regencyjny .Klosel i zreTi~
dowa} 2 klase naszejj szko}y. CHOP
COW pierwszej klasy eggzaminowaac
W n%lemleckim iezyku.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1902-08-14

SKARSZEWY. Tu kiedy nice
dawno przypad}o kazanie nlemiec~
kie, WHOLESOME zosta}y. nawet a
powiedzle tylko pc niemiecku.
TAX, dotad niebywalo. Ws:ak
znaczna wiekszo5d para6an jest
polska, a wielu lyle pc niemiecku
ME umie, 'zeby zrozumia}o tresc
zapowiedzl, a te przepisane 60
w1asnie ola tego, ably kazdy m6g
donies6 0 zsohodzacych przeszko-
4.
dach ma}zehstwa majacego bye "a
Wartem. -@
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1902-08-14

E1.BLAG. Wsxutek nadmier-
nego uzywania alkoholu zmar{ na-
gle robotnik Winkler W: wles u
Al lat.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1902-08-14

POZNAN. Pos.ad}o6ci "
miesoie : przedmiesciami jest
$3.50 i to 1893 polskich, 1853
niemicckich samem 4s3
polskich ss2 niemieckich. Ma Jee-
rzycach $40 polskich $50 niemiec-
kich. Ma Kazarzu G6rczynie sal
.polskich, 1873 n%iemieckich. Ma Viii
die 80 polskicb, los nlemlec-
kich.
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Senior Palma and Gov. Jennings
were very complimentary toward each
other. In soaking of Florida Senior
Palma seemed greatly touched. IF
it had not been for Florida," he said,
"Cuban independence would probably
never have been realized. When other
ports one at time closed against us.
Jacksonville still remained open.
There was always a little cigar store
there from which arrangements could
be made to start any expedition
which had been planned. If the Span
ish consul had put bomb under the
little cigar store, instead of doing so
much protesting to the government.
he would have accomplished more.r
President Palma spoke in a very
amusing vein concerning the matter
of coaling stations. He said the Gu
bans thought very much of Kew West.
and that he thought the United
States, instead of demanding the Isle
Of Pines for coaling purposes, should,
on the contrary, give Cuba the island
of Key West. key West is closer to
Cuba than Florida, anyhow" he said
Havana (Cuba) Post.
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The SentimentaIist
and the Indian ~ ~

upon reservations themselves fed and clothed by gov
and given practically opportunity for advancement
social scale Education and opportunity from the morbid
roundngs Of the reservation is all the younger generations
useful selupportng citizens
give them these things?
1T cruel to snatch the Indian away from the mothers
bosom and transport distant school, 1t skaters the paterna
How inconsistent you For your chdens education
you will sacrifice their absence from home ties you will send
the What for? So give them the best schooling
weep and stand the the Indians children
passing you their Schools The Indian
dren to-day stage of crisis They the your chill
physically morally and intellectually Then why them
you your chdn Stop this exceptional policy When
you have done that you have done your duty.
ought Indian children educate the
climate will kill tem poor better than When
have been exhausted keep the Indians Indians
very appropriately The Indian
persuaded climate will kill your children Climate will kill
your children like Of death this supersous
race when the Indian take his chances with
the white little do the people take consdera
and dangerous regions Of the globe when their
and education involved reasonable mor
Yankee Stay where he born to tell the Indian pupils
60 they get best education and thus accomplish
most for themselves
O04,k1 e-~zeszS,,~u-
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PUNGENT PARAGRAPHS.

Hard, Luck.-"That is tough luck;
10 into bankruptcy yesterday. and
this morning my cashier absconds with
my money."-Fliegende Blaetter.
And the Piano Was Silent.-He-"Ab
but I cawn't play with both handsi
She-"Then I'll play with one hand and
you can play with the other."-Har.
ward Lampoon.
Mans Manifest Duty.-He-"It is a
woman's duty to be beautiful if she
can" She-"And it is mans duty to
make her think she is whether she is
or not."-Stray Stories.
He-T gave Jones bit of advice. !
told him that before he married his
girl he should look her mother over"
She-"Well, what happened?" He
"Jones married the mother St.
Louis Post-Dispatch.
ut is wise old saying" observed
the humorous and thrifty farmer, as
he pocketed roll, shat money makes
the mare CO." Then he hitched up the
old mare and gave~the automobile
tow into town.-Town Topics.
The Trial Trip.-"The airship invent.
or is elated that his craft should have
come down so gracefully" eyes, he
reminds me of some of these noble
men," slow is that?" proud of his
descent" Chicago Daily News.
1t Disguised Her.-"She's abusing
the photographer fearfully. She says
nobody recognizes her in the picture"
"That comes of his insisting on her
shutting her mouth when he took it."
Philadelphia North American.
Briggs-"Funny about Harry. He
was saying only few weeks ago he
wouldn't have Maude if there wasn't
another woman in the world, and now
their cards are out" Griggs-"That's
all right. There is another woman In
the world. Boston Transcript.
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An expedition is being planned in
Norway for the discovery of the
north magnetic pole, if indeed such q
spot exists, for it has been suggest
ed that what is called the magnetic
pole may not be definite point, but
considerable area over which the
needle would stand vertically. There
Is also question as to the absolute
fixity in position of the magnetic
pole. Capt. r. Amundsen is to COM
mand the expedition, and the ship
Gjoa has been purchased for its use.
The start is to be made in the spring
of 1903.-Youth's Companion.
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A NEW sHAD DISCOVERED.
Accidentally Caught I'm the Ohio
River and scientifically Named
by the Fish Commission.

A new species of shad has been dis
covered in this country. 1t inhabits the
Ohio river, and has been named by the
authorities of the United States fish
commission at Washington "Alosoa
Ohiensis."
From time to time the fish commits
sion had heard of the catching of shad in
the Mississippi basin, and as long ago
as 1872 Prof Baird called attention to
the occurrence of shad in the Ouachita
river in Arkansas. But it was not un-
til recently that the members of the
fish commission procured specimens OF
the fish, which when examined was
found to be new species of shad, diff
fering in many important particulars
from shad as taken from the North
river and from other waters on the
Atlantic seaboard, says Washington
report.
These new shad have been caught by
means of seines light-leaded so that
they would fish the upper few feet of
water rather than the bottom. This
method of fishing was first adopted in
order to get the spoonful cat" which,
when running, swims close to the sur
face. When the nets were hauled in it
was found that the shad had been cap
tured at the same time. The two spe-
cies of fish appear to run together. The
principal SEEMING ground has been near
Louisville, below the falls of the Ohio
and between Rock island and the In
diana shore.
All the known facts regarding the
distribution and habits of the Ohio
shad indicate that it has regular runs,
like the common shall.
1t appears in the Mississippi on the
borders of Coahoma County, Miss,
about the middle of March; in the low
er Ohio about month later april 20).
at Louisville still a little later april
2s to May 20), and in the Kanawha river
at Montgomery, West Va, in the lat
ter part of May.
The Ouachita, river, Arkansas, from
which shad have been reported, has its
mouth in the Red river. near the con-
fluence of the latter with the Missis-
sippi, more than 200 miles below Goa
homa, and only about 200 miles from
the Gulf of Mexico Although it has
not been proved that these shad come
up from the Gulf of Mexico, It is re-
garded as certain that they do, and
that they are as truly anadromous as
is the Atlantic shad.
Whether important fisheries for the
Ohio shad can be established remains
to be determined. In the first place,
1t is not yet known whether the fish
is commercially abundant. 1t is con-
sidered not at all improbable that its
apparent scarcity may be due merely
to the fact that the methods of fishing
in vogue in the Mississippi basin have
not been such as would prove effective
in the capture of shad. Gill nets and
trap nets are scarcely known, and
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FUTURE OF FLYING MACHINE.
Dreams Of Enthusiasts Will
Ever BE Realised.

Edison agrees with Hiram Maxim
and Prof. Langley, of the Smithsonian
Institution, that the really successful
navigation of the air will come with
the building of flying machines which
depend on their power for buoyancy,
not on gas reservoirs of any kind. San.
tos-Dumont is so far in accord with
these eminent students of the problem
he has tried so well to solve, that he
has been reducing the size of his gas
balloons as his airships have succeed.
ed one another and placed more and
more reliance on the motors he uses
for speed and steering.
1t says little against the possibilities
pfaerial navigation, observes the Cleve.
land Leader, that one very promising
experimenter in the same field where
Santos-Dumont has won renown has
just been dashed to pieces by the burst
ing of his airship while several hun.
dred feet above the streets of Paris.
Such deadly accidents are likely in the
early stages of any successful device
for locomotion on land or sea. as well
as in the air. 1t is to be expected that
great discovery will always be paid
for in blood. That seems to be the
law of life.
But the point in regard to flying ma.
chimes which appears to constitute an
insurmountable barrier to their lasting
success is that they differ totally from
any. other machine or appliance which
man has used in practical travel, as to
their destruction if forced to stop while
in the element they are designed for.
The ideal flying machine would resem-
'ble ship. of great speed and power,
which could not be kept off the bottom
OF the sea when it stopped moving.
But how many persons would ever
ride on a boat which must sink il it
ceased to make Roadway? If il meant
destruction for the engines of steam
ship to stop, would steam have made
the least impression, in peaceful travel
and in the transportation of freight.
upon the sailing vessels with which
steamers compete? In war or for sport
ventures might have been made with
steam craft, but in the course of nor
NAL traffic nothing would have been
done with any type Of vessel sure to
sink If its machinery stopped.
That is very good reason for be-
lieving that the dreams Of wholesale
navigation OF the air by flying ma
chimes. which have been cherished in
many lands for more than a century.
will always remain fancies rather than
solid facts.
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scholar. "This tube was found in the
ruins nearJerusalem and bought by the
library unopened. They broke the seal
that l might translate it, and there is
no man in the west except me that can
do it. The secret is safe"
Jasper Flint left the library building.
Three weeks later he stood ten miles
from Jerusalem, where Kedron's brook
meets the Vale of Hinnom. With him
were two laborers, who, under his d.
rection, were chiseling into great
rock known for centuries as the Face
of the Prophet. Suddenly the profess
sor stopped the mems work and ran his
hands over the rock.
drill along these lines" he said.
sharply.
The men obeyed. They found that
q stone had been cemented into what
had been an opening in the rock. In
an hour the inserted BIT of masonry
was free. The men removed II and
looked at their employer. The profes-
sor's face was gray as the clipped rock
at his feet, but his eyes were blazing.
there was fire in this man at last.
Jasper Flint put his hand into the
opening in the rock. When he with.
drew it 1t held a casket. There was
q great joy in his face. blow with
hammer and chise1, and the caskct
was OPEN The scholar lifted a small
object from within and held n mn
something of awe coming into b;s
race as he did so. The wondering
orIentals saw that he held a small
coin across which at right angles ran
two lines, which were as the very
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where seines are used they are usually
leadedi so as to fish the bottom, and are
hauled mostly during the daytime
Shad might very well be present in
abundance. and remain forever I'M
known so long as the present fishing
methods are continued.
Many plants of Atlantic shad have
been made by the United States fish
commissk hon in the waters of the Missis-
sippi basin-the first in 1874 and the
last in 1Se'3-and although none of the
planted shad has since been received
by the fish commission for identified.
ton, and the capture of none has been
fully authenticated. it does not follow
by any means that none has survived.
1t is regarded as by no means improb-
able that the Atlantic shad may now
be abundant in the gulf and its tribu.
tary streams, and that a thorough
investigation may establish the fact.
The spawning time of the shad in
the Ohip river is not earlier than the
10th of June. The numerous examples
seen at Louisville May 16 to 10 were
far from ripe, and it is regarded as
doubtful if any of them would have
spawned much before the middle of
June.
AS an article of food the Ohio shad
does not yet seem to have appealed to
the citizens of the Mississippi valley.
At Louisville they sold at low price.
the price received by the fisherman
being but two cents pound, the same
that was paid for carp, buffalo," and
toothed herring. Those who are ia.
miliar with the delicious Atlantic shad
and who know how to prepare it find
the Ohio species not at all inferior.
If the shad should be found to be
present in the mississippi and its
tributaries in sufficient numbers to
justify the establishment of permanent
fisheries each spring. there is, it is be-
lieved, little doubt but that it would
soon become quite as highly priced as
its near relative in the Atlantic coastal
streams.
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THE CROSS AND
THE COIN " ~
Jasper Flint was an an

hROFESSOR Jasper Flint was an an
tiquarian, and Aramaic scholar, &
collector of coins and an atheist. Coin
collecting was mania with him. JAS
per Flint was as hard in his heart and in
his life as is the stone from which he
took his name. Unlike the flint, how
ever, no steel, or anything else, for that
matter, could strike fire from the pro-
fessor. With him religion was sheer.
The only things that he loved were the
coins in his collection case, and his
|, work in the Oldberry library, where he
Translated ancient manuscripts for a
1t was the first bright afternoon of
~ ring. The southern sun came warm
Through the plate glass window Of the
little library-room where Prof. Flint
sat all alone at his work of transla-
ton. He had gone through some
Syrian material thoroughly, but with
little interest. The air was close; he
felt drowsy and twice he nodded. Sud-
denly he saw lying on the table be-
yond the little wicker paper basket
cylinder with the end open. He took
1t up and found roll of parchment pro-
truding. The professor was surprised.
The librarian had not told him of this
addition to the afternoons work. He
unrolled the parchment and saw in an
instant that the characters were
Arabic. He read few lines and
look OF amazement came into his face.
He finished the reading and trembled.
"The coin of the Christ" he said,
and the words came in gasps. 81 shall
be the king of the worlds collectors"
He spread out the manuscript once
more and carefully studied some lines
which were drawn in corner. "The
directions are simple" muttered the
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wA.t we owe to ceckf,xht,n..

The now disreputable amusement Of
cock-fighting (which was once respect
able enough to divide with scholarship
and archery the attention of Roger
Ascham) has provided the language
with ''crestfallen," ''in high feather
and Shakespeare's "overcrow," (cf. TO
crow ovcr.) ITO show the white feath-
er" is from the same source, since
white feathers in gamecock's tail are
3 sign of impure breeding. Often the
origin of such words or phrases has
been quite forgotten, but, when traced,
discloses their true character at once.
sFair play" is still recognized as a fig
ure from gambling; but foul play
now specialized to murder" is hard.
~ felt as a metaphor at all. = Open
Court
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Be happy and you can pose as being
good.
A woman is bound to have trouble;
Il it isn't servants or mumps. she COED
to house-cleaning.
There is no place where q woman
can have such good cry a. sitting
5own on the floor.
There Is one thing woman can't for
give in her husband; it's to have him
come home on time, when she has
thought up lot of heart-breaking re-
marks about his staying out lete.-
Y. y. Press.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1902-08-16

Smart Young Manhood morning,
Mr.. Bullion.
Mr.. Bullion (irascible old gent)-Um
-ah.-good morn-remarkable> dog
you have with you.
"Ya-as; Siberian bloodhound. Ter
ribly savage; takes this OK chain to
hold him. If anyone should look cross
at me this dog would tear him to pieces.
Yes, indeedi Pm going to have him
killed. Too dangerous. you know"
Il should say SOL"
"Ya-as; must do it in the interest OF
humanity. you know. By the way, Mr..
Bullion, your daughter has accepted
me, and l have called to ask your cor.
sent"
He got it.-London Answers
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1902-08-16

Now, necessarily, when the new girl
baby arrived there was much discus
sion among the members of the family
as to what her name should be.
I'VE will call her Geraldine, ;" said
the fond mother.
':SNhy not call her Esmeralda? ? /"
asked the first grandmother. II saw
that name In q story once, and slusvs
uonted to try Il on : bahy.s