The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1902-08-07
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hfa sssA BE eos shssi.
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r.,t tsl ~ cas- ssssrsliy fsrthh . prsiiy
fsss lni,.iisp.
-rsls poem vssld be sood bal Tor tss
tliss. tsnsisd its .aliar. Whs,'s ihs.f
lsqslisa tie peek Il hat.
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les haby looss iiss ia @c!br. Tsti
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ssEi al mise
-wigs sss ,hsft's 70 BE- . rev
starch uaa. wars -Tbsi ought 10 10
sbls TO rsi up sood shn treat
-Hs.iit -Ita rich old fool sosldst
isi re n,uy b. essshisr JsssH-
Well. be nay be rich, srd old. bat hes
no iscl.
--Bfsss DO ysn m.n 10 insieuste
th,i ess't tell the TRUTH Robisscn by
30 meats IL 10 into.ibis TO ssy shsi .
nss s,n DO srtil be ba tried.
--J.eh -D,snt yoo remember The nal
iui 'Nheu 10 darb, play hpnpsf Mabel
--Y.. bs, you zee. su 10 doob, /" TO
vsH vss uuup.
--Psihsr Tell ms Why you vast 10
~, usrrisdi Dsostssr. I,Ipsc, ne ore
oiike traits inbsrltsd ifom ny mother.
Does The weather ssree With yo1f
Scmstimes. bat mere often not You see.
I'm iLs efioi.l weather prophet.
she -Isbt ibst . besntiiul psuoi'
Hs-well. like the csas better thsn do
the psuot P.bssi The esss cent talk.
Tbst's the reason like II.
-He-M,sy . girl vssrs . sailor bst
who csst ROY . boat. She Yes, snd
ra,ry man wesrs silk hsl Who cant 20,
up s.o,srips,
Mr. Msssins That vomsns husband
Ia quite . literary lion. Mrs Aussins-
Why, chs told me be was perfect bear.
Yes. sif. tvo Of my ancestors fought
., Yofktovs, o. did iheyl How disgust
Ing. Did the police stop the nsh. end
we're they locked up'
Husband DID that novel l brought you
end hsppiiyf wiis-I dou't know 1,
eoncludsd BY saying that the hero and
heroine were married.
-6iilisus-Whsi did she ssy When you
asked her TO mary yos' sappehsdds-
Boo lot ne down sssy BY saying she never
suspected / bad such good taste.
-Psrishioner Tho people ere eom
planning that yon are too liberal UsOr
tbodox Pastor - o., that's . mistaks, ny
deer cir, q great nislske. l an iast ss
slipsy IS the rest Of you,
Il haven't friend 10 the sorld. began
the hobo. Ion glsa to know there's no
body 10 worry 10 ease you get hart, said
lie houseksepsr. Here. Tise
-Elssnor- Poor Ethel E,gsr What.
HE mstisti Eleanor -Sne would rather
dsnos than eat; snd shes engaged to
man who would rather co, than dance.
-Kaicker-- Hear 700 hsd 80 accident
With yoar su,o. Booker Yes, Miss Pref
tieirl aud became 80 absorbed ~ 10, II
6nj Ito ovs way home. II evidently lived
up telegraph pole.
What do you think sbout thst mans
bs.stiai assertion tbss bis word 10 - good
~ bic bondi Irsgsrd II ~ very oblisine
waning TO nybody vho might Be think
ins Of taking bic bond,
-L,sdsrs DO Jon ever think OF thst
len spot" yoa borrowed OF mel Dor
Iousbs-Don't sorry. l stili have II IN
niod. Lenders -Donr yuu think it's
abou, time you relisvsd your mindf
-Lucille -Choliy 10 sueh 30 unintsresi
log person, Hslsa-Oa l dost know.
He gave riss 10 20 stims,sd discussion
lsst night - to whether . person can be
considered sbssnt minded When bis min !
10 asithsr here cor elsewhere.
--Biocs yos we're afraid to tell pspa Of
orr engagement, ! told bin myself. said
Flsssis fsstAsrly. And shst did he ssyfI
ssksd NJ Dsolil,le, snIiously. He ssid
tbs. !. vss clear that The fools vsrsst Ill
dead Jet
All sishsd Miss Bmrsn Yellow, IL
dread 10 think Of the .iss when l. too,
shsll b old Never mind. dear, ssid the
~ npstAstie sashsr o. her aids. I. should
BE- great sonsolstioa 10 know that you
Won't b kept mach longer 10 suspenss
saasrsr esnt stand il any longer.
Tn going TO the dentists this instant and
hare this tooth oct Scientist Nonsense,
Xonr tooth doesat sehs. i,'s Only your
Sufsrcr Then I'll have
him psli eat ny insginssiop. Il
--Bselsf You are the Issi nan should
have expected 10 God opposing The pen
s.saiss eiscvsrHnspt employees 90 long
o. sbls 10 work. Heller when Q msu
sess 70 helpless ths, be cant do whs. ~, I
lie scrt there 10 10 . so'sssmsst job. 10
essht 10 be taken oat aud shot
-Uscls Bstlsni1 What yoh Glib ne
fess nah hcss Rn,as -Ah'il Glib yoh .
LEAD bay; DAFT fair bargain. Uuels
Dsti snin -YsA give me load oh bsyil
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