The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1902-12-06

see, he's tryingg to be tough.-Puck
she-"My mind, I'd have you understand.
HPbilsdelp nT F,xenig g9u B ha
Tom-"Mr. Johnson has six daughters hut
Diek-'.ProbabIy he doesn't want TO break
the set-"-Detroit Free Press
II don't expect a.. bust in Westminster
Abbey, said the youthful poet. No re-
piled the old mans1 THAT would be TOO
fur reachin' jest keep on with the writin'
business, an you'll bust nearer homer
Atlanta Constitution
Mr.. Gotrox.'' began the nervous young
man. 'I-er-that is, your daughter is The
-er-apples of my eye, and That will
hearted parent. Here's IS for you go
consult an oculist. Chicago Daily News
-sDobson the young impression
list, has scored a success beyond his fond
est hopes" Lake-"I am glad t. hear it.
How was it p Oaker-'He painted a pic
ture of Washington crossing the Delaware
and the committee thought it was Eliza's
escape on the ice. Brooklyn Life.
Patience-"He has such nice manners"
Patrice-"What makes you think so?
Why, he was canelng with me ana nc
he apologized? Yes: he said if I'd come
to his drug store he'd give me a box of
corn plasters. ''-Yonkers Statesman.
Clark-"See here, You told ma if eooix
a course of instruction from You it would
week" Prof. slxinner--.'Wen?" Clark.
We'll. I'm only getting $1G a week" Prof.
Skinner-"But. honestly now, don't yon
feel that you're earning 500? Every clerA
feels he earns ten times as much as he
gets. ''-Philadelphia Press.
audience at your recital yesterday after
ROOM" Second Ditto-''Splendid. There
were two mel, three women and a boy
The boy. I after wards learned, was en-
ployed about the place. and the two men
the time But the three women were al
right They came to hear me, I know.
for l gave them the passes myself.'-Bos-
ton Transcript
''She seems to have lost her head over
that young man.
Yes. saw it on his shoulder '-Phila-
delphia Evening Bulletin
Customer t(emerrging from bargain coun-
ter consh2RHeP' Ny vie leg is pr9 fs cr,.c
department. sir, on the fourth floor in the
rear--Tit-Bits
Snuffer-What you want to 10 for your
cold is to take cuinine.
Sniffer-Inl sorry old man. but there are
147 cures ahead Of yours-Ohio State Jour-
nal.
Cholly softbrane-Ya-as. I Gavin make
Beryi Blustockholme-Rean The Eng
lish language is awfully deficient, isn't it?
Town Topics.
she-You didn't stay long in London.
He-No, 1 couldn't stand it Over there
everybody knew me for an American right
away Here, in New York, no one ever
suspects it--smart Set.
Mrs Molineux will have no excuse for
weepingly conf1ding to the trial judge mat
she never knew where Roland spent his
evenings.-Chicag Tribune.
ho gsst D iy ID i3now. What is the
matter with the animalT'-Chicago. Daily
News.
NoodIes-"For an actress she is really
no one would dream that she had risen
from being New York society woman
Harvard LamPoon.
Authority book. sir. will be in exist
ence long after you are forgotten Critic
Yes, I should say that it is likely to es-.
cape the wear and tear of excessive read
ing-"-Boston Transcript
Mrs. Highblower-sE5 Elsie. you never speak
outside of the quarrels between your papa
and myself. do you2' Elsie-.tOh. no man.
ma. But whenever you are pleasant 10
each other 1 always mention it'-I.ife.
so you were held up by bandits?'' Yes,
and that isn't the worst of it. They sim
piy took my money without OBTAINING me
long enough to give me start as a mag
azine writer or lecturer Washington
Star.
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