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Sunday Washington globe., 1902-06-22
Mlnht Have Seen Worse.

Good stories are always plentiful
about golf caddies. A st. Andrews
caddie named "Mathe" Gorum, who
made the invariable remark after a
poor shot by the parsOn he was serv-
ing, 1T micht hae been waur." meant
to be cOnsolatOry and encouraging
His master, a clergyman, was wearied
with his wellmeaning hattery. Ac-
cordingly, to make sure that he would
squash the remark at once. he told the
caddie he had a terrible dream the
night before.
'Mathie, my man, I dreamt that
was in a place where the wicked are
punished. / saw the wretched ones
tortured they were swimming in a
lake Of boiling pitch, and could not
get landed for red-hot pitchforks
thrust in their faces by demons"
He halted a minute, with his tongue
in his cheek, when, in perfect coolness,
the caddie answered: Aye, sir, that
was bau dream; jist awful, but il
micht hae been waur"
"Waur, you fool? How could that
be?
1T micht hae been true."--st.
James Gazette.
Sunday Washington globe., 1902-06-22
Art of Paper Makino.

In the matter of making and using
paper we are not in line with the Chi
nese and other Asiatics, who not only
make the. finest paper in the world.
but apply it to all sorts Of uses, max.
ing window panes, fans, umbrellas.
sandals. and even cloaks and other
garments of it,
The art Of making paper from mul.
berry bast is said to have been invent.
ed in China in the second century B.
c. Afterward bamboo shoots, straw,
grass, aud other materials were also
used. The manufacture spread to
the adjacent countries.
The Arabs learned it in Sarmacand,
and their learned men carefully kept
secret the process by which they made
paper for their own use. The cru.
sades made Europe acquainted with
the art. and the first paper mill in
Germany dates from the twelfth cen
tury
To this day the process of paper
making in the East is simple and ap
parently crude, the fibres being torn
apart with the fingers and the pulI
pressed in a primitive contrivance.
Sunday Washington globe., 1902-06-22
RuaaIan LonaIty 10 the car.

The patriotism of the Russian ap-
plies only to the Car. That which
moves an American, an Englishman.
a Frenchman. or a native German to
heroic deeds Is devotion to his native
land, to his Fatherland to that ideal
entity which Is known as country"
That which moves the Russian is de-
votion to a man who, next to God.
commands his religious faith and
stands to him for his country. states
q contributor to Scrlbner's Magazine.
The first conception is Roman, and
of the Western world. The second is
Oriental and pertains to the subtle
Greek intellect in It's decadence. Nor
Is this feeling the personal loyalty of
the Cavalier and the Jacobite to the
Stuarts, or Of the French noblesse to
the house of Bourbon. The loyalty Of
the Russian is not to Alexander or to
Nicholas or to the Romanoffs a family
of mixed blood, chiefly German and
less than three hundred years ago Of
the rank of boyars. The intense Rus
sian loyalty is to the crowned and con-
secrated Tsar. whoever he may be.
the head Of the State and the head OF
the church, next to God in their pray
ers.
Sunday Washington globe., 1902-06-22
Psychology of Hair.

Coarse black hair indicates power
Of character, with a tendency to SEN
suality.
Straight stiff black nair and beard
indicate coarse, strong. rigid and
Straightforward personality, says the
Liverpool Post.
Fine hair generally denotes exquls-
ite sensibilities; fiat, clinging straight
hair a melancholy but constant habit.
Harsh, upright hair Is the sign Of a
reticent and sour spirit, a stubborn
and cruel character
Coarse red hair and whiskers are
accompanied by violent animal pas
sions. but some force Of individu-
ality.
Auburn hair. on the contrary, de-
notes the highest order Of sentiment
and intensity Of feeling. purity OF
thought and the greatest capacity for
pair or pleasure.
Crisp. curly hair. we regret to say.
is Indicative of a hasty. impetuous and
rash character. and generally, light
hair is characteristic of a Emphatic
and indolent constitution.
There Is no doubt that the coloring
matter of the hair may be in some
way affected, or may effect. the dis
position, for 1t is an odd thing how
often the surplus in red hair or the
carbon in black appears in the indi-
yidual's acts and thoughts.
Sunday Washington globe., 1902-06-22
The Unfortunate Elenhant.

The condition of the elephants in
Central Park appeals strongly to hu
mane persons. They are moOred by
the leg to a post, year in and year
out, and get no exercise. At is believed
they lead a sad life. and that the re.
strictiOns which they have to endure
are both unnecessary and discredit.
able. Various persons write letters to
the newspapers about them. adyocat.
ing that these elephants should be EN-.
ployed In carrying children about az
Is done in the London Zoo; or, IL that
is impracticable, that they should be
moved up to the Bronx Park. where
they can live in comfort. No doubt
the park authorities would cheerfully
send their whole menagerie up to the
Bronx. but that would cause direful
lamentation among the children OF
Manhattan. What might be feasible
would be to swap the elephants back
and forth between the Bronx and Cen
tral Park, to the betterment Of their
health and spirits.-Harper' Weekly
Sunday Washington globe., 1902-06-22
NatnrnI TO Him .

"Your husband" said Mrs. Oldcastle.
as she again ayailed herself of the priv
llege Of inspecting the splendid library
Of the new ncighbors seems to have
particularly fine taste for articles OF
Ylrtu"
Yes" her hostess replied Il know 1t.
But then it's only natural he should
have. Joslah's one Of the yirtuousest
persons-for a man-that / ever seen"
Chicago Record Herald.
Sunday Washington globe., 1902-06-22
Heartless Swlndling Of Housewives.

Heartless Swlndling Of Housewives.
A swindle recently worked on some
women Of the South Side is good
enough to deceive any one. The
housewife would be called to the front
door and there she would find a wo.
man from the country, especially as
the basket she carried was filled with
oats. from which white eggs were
peeplng.
somehow or other eggs never ap.
pear so bona fide and trustworthy as
when they are packed in oats. One
feels morally certain that the eggs
have come warm from the farm. The
country woman's story was entirely
worthy of belief.
Il have been delivering eggs TO Mr..
Crawford's house up the street" said
she. "I've been bringing him six
dozen a week. but this morning I
found out his folks had gone away and
/ thought mebbe some of the neigh
bors might want the eggs"
Now, whether the housewife want.
ed them or not, there is seldom any
resisting the temptation to buy any
thing that has come fresh from the
farm. II is said that the woman from
the country would break an egg at
each house and show that the con.
tents were all right.
That egg would be the only good
one in the basket. One housewife.
who bought six dozen eggs at a slight
ly advanced price because Of the oats
used for packing declared that there
was not one 1902 egg in the lot
Milwaukee Sentinel
Sunday Washington globe., 1902-06-22
Unusual.

"But 1 certainly know" said the call.
er, "what kind Of . hat is most bocom-
ing 10 me-"
Il beg leave to differ" persisted
Mr.. Ferguson.
This Is where Mrs. Ferguson saw it
to put IL a word.
1T is a remarkable condescen5lon on
his part" she said to the visitor. "that
he begs leave to differ. When he dlf-
fers with me, as he generally docs. he
never asks leave. Chicago Tribune.
Sunday Washington globe., 1902-06-22

Among the smaller fish it IS doubt
full If there is one which Is more swift
than the Spanish mackerel. AS a rule
however all those fish which prey on
others are remarkably swift. which is
only natural. as. If they lacked speed,
they would be unable to hunt success
fully FOR prey and would often be
Obliged to go hungry.
Sunday Washington globe., 1902-06-22
An OblIglne Youth. .

Miss Blink seems to be a very sad
and serious person." said Miss Cay.
enne. Nothing ever seems to make
her smile"
That's too bad.' answered While
Washington. Il guess I'll propose to
her. That seems to be the best thing
l can do. 1t never fails to get a laugh"
Washington Star.
Sunday Washington globe., 1902-06-22
Moe of the cnl1eotnr.

"Dld you get anything out of her?'
asked the business manager Of the col.
lectOr.
yes she paid me compliment,
Said she wouldn't be afraid to trust me
with the money IL she had it."-New
York Times
Sunday Washington globe., 1902-06-22
Some swift Fiat.

Recent experiments show that the
dolphin, when pursued, can go through
the water at the rate Of about thirty
two miles an hour. This is great
speed, but the salmon can do better.
since 1t has frequently been known 70
swim at the rate Of forty miles All
hour.
Sunday Washington globe., 1902-06-22
DiscOuraging.

The Messenger Boy" Well how d
yer like mercantile lIfe?'
The Office Boy-"Aw, dc boss don't
give me any encouragement"
The Messenger BOy--"HoWs datT"
The Office Boy-"Why,h he never gives
me look when I'm workn'. but just
as soon as / start ter loaf a bit he's
Johnny-on-de-spot Wit his eagle eye
Puck.
Sunday Washington globe., 1902-06-22
A Cautious Claim

"Is your wife one of these women
who look at their husbands and say,
I made man Of hlmg" " asked the i'm.
pertinent friend.
mo" answered Mr.. Meekton Hen
rietta is very unassuming. She mere
ly says she has done her best Wash.
ington SSar.
Sunday Washington globe., 1902-06-22
A Change of Meehanisnn.

Il have decided to economize" re-
marked the multi-millionare
I'm going to quit buying political
machines and content myself with de-
flying the public in an automobile.
Washington Star
Sunday Washington globe., 1902-06-22
Kite comuetltions.

A form Of sport very popular in Nor
mandy is that of flying kites, which
are some OF them, Of very large d.
mensions. There has been a competi-
ton recently at Ronen. on the heights
of st. Catherine. The victorious kite
rose to the height of $500 feet. and
would have SCARED higher but for lack
of string.
Sunday Washington globe., 1902-06-22
An Adverse IrnpresaIon.

Don't you think you have a very
changeable clmateT said the stranger.
NO" said the native; lit changes
fast enough when it's pleasant, but
when it's disagreeable 1t hangs on like
grim death Washington Star.
Sunday Washington globe., 1902-06-22
vehicle OF the Future.

II hear that Gazzam is thinking OF
buying horseless carriage said Man
haitian.
"Indeedw queried the Brooklynite.
"And what have they named the
babyw-Judge
Sunday Washington globe., 1902-06-22

It is estimated that the projected
railway from southern to western
Australia will cost S22O00,00O and
take Eve years to build.
Sunday Washington globe., 1902-06-22
Love.

Patience -"Does he make love wellW
Patrice-"Make love? How foolishl
Love Is not made. dear; it Is born -
YOnkers Statesman.
Sunday Washington globe., 1902-06-22

Few inventions that have brought
prosperity to those who made them
we're accidental.
Sunday Washington globe., 1902-06-22

Burglars are not the only people
who take things as they find them.
Sunday Washington globe., 1902-06-22

Colombia with only 100000 lnhab
itfapts. Is twice the size Of Germany,
Sunday Washington globe., 1902-06-22
M SIrnrrIn n. anhalaIanrn.

The Struggle For Subsistence.
Let trusts beware their grasping way,
For fates are strangely linked;
Ii men are forced to eat the hay,
Cows may become extinct.
Washington Star.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1902-06-21
Diamond Heads Won Every Game
in M. c. A. Basketball
League.

The winning Of the 1902 basket ball
by the Diamond Heads
Is rather remarkable in that the vic
torious team lost not game.
The basket ball season rs played here
Is almost too short for team TO set
INTO training. for basket ball more than
any other sport perhaps. is "a game
where team work counts for every
thing. Therefore TO call five games q
season seems rather too short a period
To really decide the merits OF a team
and IL Is the club that has been prac-
ticing weeks ahead which carries OF
the pennant. While this Il proper
enough, st!ll a longer season would al
low every team TO get into shape Win
the added inspiration OF close contests.
The Diamond Heads put IN lots of time
practicing. added 10 which they had
the advantage OF having the same men
who played together last year.
The following was the standlng OF
the teams at the close OF the league
season:
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1902-06-21
FAST BASEBALL
IN TWO GAMES

Baseball Will be the feature at Puma
hou this afternoon. with the usual two
games. one at 1850 and the other at
a.so O'Clock. The first game Will BRING
together the Male Ilimas and the Gus
toms. and the second will find the Pu-
nahous pltted against the Kamehame-
has. These should be high class games
both. for the teams are playing tast
han. and the Customs should snow
greater speed than has characterize q
their recent plays.
The first game VIII be played Oy '''e
following:
Male nimas-Kiiey c. Clark p, Ia "a
,,is III Mana 2b.. Jones S.. Akau %
I.uahiwa IT.. Taylor CT, kaia"'-i'A ~
Dcsha substitute so,,lon
Customs-Elston G.. kiwa p, sC.l' i ~
IN howell ID. Moore S.. MossIil.in -, -
CAV II. Bowers CT. Tucker II. -H INC
~ willis. Wilder. Hart. suos,itu ,,s'
The second game is expected 10 ''''I
up az follows: ,,.r,,t,+ q,
Punahous-Hemenw G., i5aoni't p
Scr.sr III. Louc',s Oh. SpceTe s.
Si.,,crs an. G. II Cooke r., j. Al-'ES'A'-
limo q. \. Marcaiiino u
ISamehamehas-D. kel.le ~ g. - -
on n J. Kekucwa 10. hoki p
- Richards 3b. kahauieiio fi' ieN
ter q. Cockett II.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1902-06-21
POLO MATCH IS
WON BY ENGLAND

HURLINGHAM (Englard). June .
The English team won the second
.ear-e OF the series for the American
polo cup this afternoon by a score or
six goals to one. The disappointment
caused by the postponement OF Satur-
day last had some influence in keeping
down the size OF the fashionable crowd
which assembled. Neither King Ed
ward nor Queen Alexandra was pres
ent.
The betting before the opening OF the
game was sim in favor OF England, IN
spite OF the American success in the
first game OF the series. played May
3fst. A number of wagers were fnaue
at , To 4 on the Enrlishmen. y i'tie
rain fen a few minutes before tAe
match bean. The teams We're as To-
lows. An.ericans-R. l.. AEass.z. j.. +
C,rudfn. Foxhau Eeene AID Lawrence
waterbury. BriJ!sh-CecH NickaHs,
r-re-erick F'-eake George Miller anu
walter II. Buckmaster.
me game opened n lively manner
The MAY started With fierce rush oy
tire Americans toward the Ensiis-l
goal The bah was kept there Tor some
time. but finally tie British forced IL
NO.. N.lAE-a AH4AaAA- tsaN
:, dangerously that Waterbury was
thrice forced to knock out. in order 70
save, &c goal. The Englishnen nnailS
scored clean goal
Play in the second period was
fast. the ball alternating at eaen
enr. until the Americans scored
from a short spot right in front oi the
post. Waterbury's stubborn defense
vas the feature OF the third periou'
but the Englishmen's combination play
md fine riding Off told. At half time
the score was: Ensllshmen ?. Ame1-
cans l.
n the fourth period the American
plaved a resolute game. Miller an"
NickaiIs were hurt. but immediate'S
resumed play. The score stood Eng
land :. Americans at the close or the
period
The fifth period was fine. continued
plav on both sides. and after a grano
struggle the EnEiishrnen graduaiis
,,rced the ball down and scored thei1
fourth goal. In the sixth period ths
Americans ran away with the BAN eho
hit the goal. but unluckily they had a
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1902-06-21
O'BRIEN TOO FAST
FOR Al. NELL

CHICAGO. June 6.-"Philade1phia.
lack o'Brien knocked out Al Nell OF
San Francisco in the third round OF a
bout at the wabash Athletic Club TO-
night. A right upper cut, accompanied
by n half shove, lifted Neil of his feet
and sent him flying through the ropes
He fell mead foremost against q specta-
tor in the pit below This Circumstance
probably saved him from serious in
Jury. While lying on the floor below
the ring NELL was counted ouE, al
though his seconds had swarnaed INTO
the ring before the referee had finished
the count.
NELL was outclassed by OBrien- All
he saw during the fight was bunch
of gloves and stars. He was oaciy
battered in the three rounds that ne
stood up. but in that time he proved
that he is we'll equipped with game
ness. He took a lot Of punishment.
and his face was covered with blood
when the final blow arrived.
II was one OF the fastest fights ever
seen in Chicago O'Brien was caught
only once. when blow on the head
staggered him, In the second rouno
O'Rrien began to hit. Straight lefts
were always met with a swing from
NELL. and O'Brien was always safely
under them. Nein went down in the
second from the peppering he received
hut came I'D quickly. He was stagger-
ing about the ring when the gong re-
neved him
In the third round O'Brien put the
Californian into a groggy condition
and continued TO pound him until he
shot in the upper cut.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1902-06-21

III. las, chance % the erieketers for a
,,..,,e. game bcflre the great day next
~. the game at PuHaAou on Corona roma,
80, pay. viii b. thai AFFORDED b. 'he
-. Al Masid this afternoon Iheie
-, b. a match between picked teams
,,clualns the best men now la the sP's'-
IN. teams will b. eaPtainea., 30
"a g1aclsrnan and J. 9. NeSlH'
., ,.,.eknan.s Team-L Biackrnan; y. An
.,.P-Sa A Bottomisy.. J. l. CSei, c:,. a
:, Hataeie. :. II. Faraday- - tT--,,..rt
1...,is ~ A. Jordan. n l. 1870, =
Gm ' T. Miles. d W. Anderson. Prince
Cuuid. ,,.~.sr, 4 Ahio
N.,''- --,-..- - q Mo-sr. ~. Mcintyre.
= !, = 1rett. ,. ". Harvey. 4. : rii, ,...,.
:. -cn der Heyde. II. Glass II. p. f'eS :.
- a n Jamicson. Rev. V ~ Ai'e-'' -
RI. ssne will commence % - e., -
:. go viii BE- refreshments - ths
grounds
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1902-06-21
SCHEDULE OF
BASEBALL GAMES

The seh@duIe for the remainder oil
The games OF the Honolulu Baseoah
League has been definitely arranged
The Official schedule for the balance OF
the season follows:
June s1-CustOm House Va Male
Iflmas- s.,,
Tane zf-Rarnehameha w. Punahou-
-. "a 81 A a.. vs. Kam~harnehH-
rurs. 9S-ArtuIery W. Male iliffias-
IT, III A. q. ~. Punahou-
JuIy 4-custOrn House w. Artiiisrs,
81, cauehaueha 49, Male H.
WAS -,
Iulv E-custom House w. Punahou-
Juty fz-H. a. G. Vs. Male hin
fully is-ArtilIery w. PunahOu,
ratv fp-H. a. g. vs. Custom house-
July s-Kamchameha w.
House 49, ,,s.,,,.
srS s-H-A. g. Vs. Artillery.
. Lss-r.t,arn.ha -. Male H.
TIaS. ,t~st.. III
Aug s-Custon h"u~r
mas .s,,,
a. r--,-..t,ar1~ha ~. Puuah0u.
- ~ S,.storn House Vs. Artillery
- - rtiftsry Vs. Male tlirnss-
- 80 a a.. 49, Eamshancha-
- al a a. 80 Custom HOUSE
80 z0-PunahOu ~. Male iiffi''~'
-, -s-Artili~ry ~. Punah0u-
-...,f s-Custom House ~ Haii'
ngsha- ,,.s,. ufrras.
1~pt. f1-Artirery Va ksnrhaI'is' ~.
4~pt. ea-Custosn uous. - Fun -
sept. ze-H. A. g vs. kaf''s y ''''''
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1902-06-21

The teams were made up as toii0"s'
Champions: Diamond Heads-Ben
Clarke (captain). George Desha. hoo
NcCorriston John Clarke. John Mar
calI!no. Antonio Marcallino.
Spartans-Jim German. Marx John-
stoi, (captain). l.. VI. Cheatham, r. ).
Pierson. Walter Binley.
I:lue Streaks-Bert Hebron. y.
Blackmau. VIII Kerr (captain), John
BOYLE. ~ +. Lutz.
Five O'clocks-John p. Freitas John
Tempieton (captain). Geo. Ewaliko' r
-. Russell. Harry Hepburn.
Alohas-Albert McGurn. Jimmy La
ing Caesar Comes (captain). Geo. Ma
deira, Olaf Oss.
Observation-Disclosures Keoho 1cap-
;ain). Tom Evans. Paul Perreira. Char-
lie Gilliland, Luther Evans.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1902-04-15

bountifully provided will not likely be
disturbed by the pillow, thus giving to the
farmer on the plains adjoining never
falling hay meadows and unlimited pas
ture ground for his stock The snowfall
Is light, the climate is tempered by the
chinook winds, and water and shelter are
everywhere abundant.
stock Country.
Western Assiniboia is the great sheep
raising district of the Northwest Terri
tories. 1t would be difficult to conceive
OF more favorable district for this
branch of stock raising. The
winters are mild enough to admit of
sheep ranging out all the year round and
the heritage is the peculiar short, crisp
growth so much relished by those animals.
Flocks are usually divided up in lots of
1000 to $500, each in charge of single
shepherd assisted by his dogs. Exper-
enced men are much sought after on the
sheep ranches.
Great herds of range cattle roam at will
all over these seemingly boundless pas
lures. The profits of the stockmen are
large, as can be readily imagined when it
is shown that $S5 to $45 per head is paid
for and 4-year-old steers on these
ranges, animals that cost the owners only
the interest on the original investment
incurred in stocking the ranch, and their
SHARE IN the cost OF the annual rOund-upS.
Government Assists Creameries.
The latest approved system of govern
ment supervision and management, on the
CO. operative plan, is in vogue in connec-
ton with all the creameries in the terri
tories. The government appoints the
local managers and takes entire charge of
manufacturing and marketing the product
for the patrons. An advance OF 10 cents
per pound on the estimated cream equival-
ant, supplied by each patron, is made
monthly, and the balance is paid them at
| the end of the season.
Both eastern and western Assinboia are
especially well adapted for dairying, and
the industry has been making great strides
during the past few years. Creameries
have been established in different parts
OF the district, and are now in successful
| operation at Regina, Moose Jaw, Maple
| Creek Moosomin, QuAppelle, Crenfell,
! Whtewood, Churchbridge, Saltcoats and
Yorkton. They are yearly doing largely
! increasing business, and are a profitable
source of cash revenue to the settlers in
their vicinity" British Columbia being an
excellent market for the output. The
natural inducements for the establishment
of creameries are very great, There are
nutritious grasses, and large ranges for
stock, with a plentiful and pure water
/ supply, and the climate is most favor
I able.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1902-04-15
: CITY OF REGINA
1t Is the Capital of the Northwest
Territories.

1t Is the Capital of the Northwest
Territories.
The principal town Of Assiniboia is Re-
gina, the provisional capital of the North
west Territories. 1t is the market town
for a large, well-settled and prosperous
wheat growing district. There are many
fine stores, -four mill, elevators. electric
light plant, and a complete drainage sys-
tenn. Here is situated the legislative
buildings of the northwest government,
the official residence of the lieutenant
governor and the headquarters of the
celebrated force known as the Northwest
mounted police, whose duties are the
maintenance of law and order through
out the territories Among other public
Offices situated here are a courthouse, Jail,
land Office, registry office, Indian indus
trial school. All important buildings are
of brick. There are churches represent
ing all the leading denominat tons, a fine
hospital and two large and handsome
public schools, in one of which normal
school sessions are held. The population
is about 1000. A branch railroad runs
north from this point, crossing the GU
Appellee valley, to Prince Albert on the
north branch Of the Saskatchewan, the
principal town of the provincial district of
Saskatchewan. Regina has three news
papers and two chartered banks.