The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1902-03-09
HE POINT OF
VIEW MAKES A
DIFFERENCE

Weh isn't that enough 10 roaks .
s'o"h-up man weep?" snorted Mr. r.
the table. aus paper on
" nat Is 1.-THE advertisement OF an
,.l5I dyspepsia cure?" asked his wife an
prehensively. 'D-
why / was just reading a descrintfo7
u some OF the doings thar are poins, -
% uoAe at King Edwards coronatio, >.
explained Mr. Enbody, wisely ignorin, -.
}ss.-iueioo IN the tail of his vife's Question
-lNu 70 mink Of men-reaI. live. srov-n-
}si III oeiL ,iJ men-making monkeys OF them
..,( - I.Ae mat makes me sick"
{1Trs "a E,bs aIe they going to do?" asked
rs -. hhbody, with interest
why, they're first GOING m vI-- 4L-
serves out in all sorts Of oufIa1iisL -
ooLHIooi costumes Mr. Enbody be,a-
WIN look Of disgust. 'Tha i5io+. -
sOli1s 10 deck themselves out in oriT,so7,
- eIIhlRe robes, and gold-decI-sT
o'9, anu saJin or silk breaches 80.
s OIeeches' mind you, and silk sfocl,i1e~g
ana Je"elcd buckles on their sboae 81
s AMY swords by their sides. and plitter-
tLs eoronets on their added pates and
o ~ ! snow what all. Sounds like q cir
: Gus parade, doesn't ito
don't know" said Rrrg u,,r.-.7-.
shtfully- Maybe they'll Iool- ,-s1-,
dgnified and splendid
ran sneered Mr.. Enbo5v contsr,-
yuOuSIy' And then the dressed-uD mon
~ ny are gong to caper around" he went
C-i' more dlsgustedly. "oDe idiot doi,,r, -
/, IooHsh thing. and another Iunatic 5oj,r-
/. AOinetning else stiu more useless ~
aSihine' and all the rest OF the driveIirC,
. .GiolS DoWing and scraplng until YOU gel
me shudders just reading about it.
erhaps 1t viii be lovely" suggested
- - l-il"ouy' reI1ectively. 1T ought TO be
very magnificent and impressive
Pooh. pooh, my dear; look az # in q
- oCLlCdl' sensible way" demonstrated
- y. hhbocy, earnestly. Isn't it enough to .
nIssust anybody who isn't a besotted
Ooot-Hcking Anglomaniac2'
-lIs. Ehbody shook her head doubtfulIv.
ana MI. Enbody sneered some more
ana then there's the absurd titles the
SHY degenerates are willing and Droud tn
"e known by. Mr.. EnbOdy continued
win increased derision. Why. one bIa-
tant ass IS so stuck up he can't see tba
eaflh because he's a hereditary .-~sr9
marshal, and another craven i7,or-a
-Huckles and rejOices every time he r.
members he's the Kings aIuoser .r4
5notnsr crazy ape gloats over being a
herald klng-at-aTmS Whatever tbst7 -
ana another iineal descendant RON, a.,
lIiIhenuonable woman. who doesn't know
enough oecency TO be ashamed of il. Zoos
'dI ana hurTahs because he's been made
! green-cyed geeZer. or a tocgle-iofnfo5
onany' or something like that isn't IT
t"Lui, positively awfUlg'
But, You know all those titles havA
ONE historical significance" objected
Mrs EnbOdy.
M astonished at YOU, Martha; / am.
ndeed, said Mr. EnbOdy with q scof7Dg
3uShs as he got up and began to pull on
rs otercoat Still" he continued with
. smile Of patTOnizing superiority. 7 sun
OSe II takes hard-headed unspDtfu-enfsT
uslness man to see how utterly ridiculous
ucn SHY ker1ummeTy and tOmfOolishness
5 I'D thls common sense age"
Why, where are you going tonight
lenTy2' asked Mrs. Enb6dy. payinE no
ttention to her husbands plying patron
oh, I've got to go down TO the lodge for
while. replied Mr. EnbOdy. import9nfIy-
II $ installation night. and thew col,Idn-f
9SSlbiy get along without their Grand
AaiIed Magnificent Eastern Poteutate
ma I've got to get there early. SOS ~
ave plenty of time to see that orr cere-
onlal costumes and insignia are proDerIy
ranged"