The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1902-04-22
ALONG THE KANSAS NILE.

Dave Mulvane says that no candidate
for governor is yet within $50 votes of the
nomination.
Eugene Ware IS loved by the gods He
viii have no jobs TO give out as pension
commissioner.
Fred Funston says that the trouble with
old man Hoar is that he is suffering from
an -over-heated conscience.
If a Kansas man is defeated and wants
an excuse for It. he is always delighted
to ascribe it 10 a reaction"
It is pleasant TO know that cooperative
town schemes and the like are being tried
in Missouri, not in Kansas
Robert Beatie of Atchison, who was 81
years old, fell out OF bed while asleep,
struck on his head and was killed.
The wife OF Dr. Cray OF Garden City
has sued him for divorce. Gray was tried
for murder in Chicago and acquitted a
short time ago.
Summer came so quickly in Kansas this
year that most people had 10 throw water
on the base burner to save themselves
from suhocation.
Some Of the Topeka jointists made the
mistake recently OF selling whisky to In
dians. They viii now discover that the
Federal prohibition law has teeth and re-
wolves rapidly.
There viii be all over the country now a
period OF insurgency. The House OF Rep
resentatives started 1t Friday. II may
reach Kansas just in time 10 break out
ii. the state convention.
Near IIiawatha is a spring which occa-
sionally bursts forth like q volcano. In
vestigation demonstrates that there IS
natural gas underneath. IL has never
been found in the locality heretofore.
All the politicians agree shat there Is
tremendous political apathy throughout
Kansas. It was believed that after one
years rest from politics all kansans
would get out and kick UP q dust. Bur
they don [.
James Snoddy OF Pleasantoa has writ
ten Roosevelt asking him 10 veto the bin
granting Mrs Mckinley a pension Snod-
d also wrote 10 Congressman Bowersock
siashing into him because he didn't vote
against the bin.
These counties are not going e make
any mistake about the band wagon They
have not selected delegates 10 the state
convention yet. Butler. Clold. Crawford,
Elk. Greenwood, HodErmau. fsiowas Ai1-
riou Eice Naubaunsee and wilson
s. T. sha6er Of Labettc county bought
q yellow dog for s. il ran away from
him and took ND is abode Win & -
Barkett shafcr demanded his dog; Bur
kett refused to give il up. Litigation fol-
lowed and continues. me costs reaching
SCI.
Troy. Kansas. IS being widely advertises
D. the oulr place ir the United States
where the prlce 81 besf has nor advance.
This exemption IS ascrbed 90 the pres
erce % al iucep fcdfIr slaughter helFe-
TIE chances ere thar CO Le.ar1. ir soulC
way is responsible Tor IT,
Atchisor Giobs- The spnointruers r.
Eugene ware ~ pension r1Ir mi -s.1fe-
recalls the f1et ROAR oat q BIS lIeFcre-
poems g. founded on 30 AEellson 90 gent
on E-Iruarr -. $50. George Green
the ed Atc1lsoa 5alL trle oat, ogt was
re-arrestsl- irlG being fFlel ter hlr-
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