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Woodruff County news., 1902-05-01
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MT. Pessimist-Now, l spose you want me to look pleasant?
 Photographer (politely)-Unless you pre- fer to look natural. al.-Stray Stories.
Woodruff County news., 1902-05-01

Next-"Yes," said the funny barber "we're up to date here We shave you while you wait ''Indeed!" replied Pepprey Eve usually found that you shave several other fellows while 1 wait. Philadelphia Press.
Woodruff County news., 1902-05-01

bwother-in-law. Hicks-"Nonsense, You mean Lord Brokeleigh who married Miss Gotrox?" Cholly-"Yaas, she pwomised to be sistah to me before she evah met him. !" Philadelphia Press.
Woodruff County news., 1902-05-01

Piso's Cure for Consumption is an infall- ble medicine for coughs and colds.-N. w.
Woodruff County news., 1902-05-01

A cynic is man without ambition, since he sneers at things as they are, without helping to make them as they should be- Smart Set,
Woodruff County news., 1902-05-01

''Do you love me?" q dol" "Would you die for me?' 'No! Mine is an undying love!"-N. Y. Sun.
Woodruff County news., 1902-05-01

Pay people for what they have done, and not for what you expect them to do.-Atchi- son Globe
Woodruff County news., 1902-05-01

If man abuses you unfairly and unjust ly, you cannot afford to stoop to his level and engage in quarrel.-Atchison Globe.
Woodruff County news., 1902-05-01

Scribber-"Has this joke ever been print ed?" Editor-''Don't know I am not an archaeologist. t.'-Indianapolis News.
Woodruff County news., 1902-05-01
Snow-AppIes,

There is said to be large tract of rich farming land in Alaska. Doubtless many people will go there to raise winter apples. St. Louis t-Dispatch
Woodruff County news., 1902-05-01

Stops the Cough and Works on
 the Cold. Laxative Promo Quinine Tablets. Price 26c.
Woodruff County news., 1902-05-01

Actors, Vocalists, Public Speakers, praise Hale's Honey of Horehound and Tar. Pikes Toothache Drops Cure in one minute.
Woodruff County news., 1902-05-01

PUTNAM FADELESS DYES color silk, wool or cotton perfectly at one boiling
Woodruff County news., 1902-05-01

hard-working man always seems to be lucky.-Atchison Globe.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1902-05-31

tion and promised aid of friends at Washington and Alexandria she then went to the Mansion House hospital, ig- noring the Union men and offering sym pathty to the prisoners The next day she went again with comforts which won them over, so that in a few days she became their confidant.
 She gained not only definite knoWl- edge of Lees past movements, but clue of the future-of his proposed ad- vance on Fairfax. Alexandria and Washington. She even secured figures of the supposed strength of his com mand and the proposed points of at- tack These facts she repeated to Sec retary Stanton and accompanied him to President Lincoln. The president lls- tened with interest. Soon after he made tour with his cabinet of the To- cations referred to, and found them but lightly fortified. They were at once re- inforced. When, at the exact day and points anticipated, Lee made his at tack, they were not surprised.
 Mrs. Mays services were gratuitous, and though she received personal thanks from those high in authority, it was her wish to receive no public men tion in this natter .'-New York Times.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1902-05-31
NORTHFORD.

May 29.-Rev, MT. James, secretary of the Connecticut Temperance Union spoke at the Congregational church last Sunday in behalf of the reform atory system.
 Daniel Jones is recovering to some extent the use of his fingers which Were lacerated by a saw some time ago.
 Charles Foote and Andrew Dwyer are engaged at joiner work in Branford.
 It has been learned that Miss Sarah M, Neale, who resigned as teacher in the upper district school last month, was married on May 21 to Frank Merri- man of Meriden.
 There will be no special observance of Memorial Day in this place, but the few surviving local veterans will unite with their North Haven comrades in the elaborate exercises to be held in that place.
 A concert for the benefit of the organ fund of St. Andrews church vii be given in Association hall on Friday evening, June IS. The programme will be a particularly interesting one, in- cluding solos of a harmonious and sem timentaI character by ". F. Morgan, Jr. the well known baritone soloist of the Center church, New Haven, accom- panied by A. B. Clinton, the accom- plished pianist, A duett will be rem dered by Mir Morgan and MT Squires, tenor of St John's church, North Ha- ven. Violin solos will be given by the young virtuosso, H. Wilson Clinton, and a good army of local talent will also participate as well as a charming juvenile danseuse from Hartford. Light will be served by the la dies of St Andrews guild
The daily morning journal and courier., 1902-05-31
Iiaf pf Patents

Issued from the United States Patent Office, Tuesday. May 27, 1902, for the
 State of Connecticut, furnished us
 from the Office of Seymour X Earle,
 Solicitors of Patents, S6S Chapel
 Street, New Haven, Conn. C.F'. w. Ahrens, Bridgeport, file-cab- inet. w. H. Davenport, Norwich, break 1 down gun.
 Same, locking key for firearms
 E. c. Fowler, Forestville, assignor O one-half to w. E, Simonds, Canton, nail- -puller c patents).
 E, Hill, South Norwalk, air-compres- so..
 H. Hubbell, Bridgeport, switch-clus- ter-operating device.
 A. I. Jacobs assignor to Smyth Man ufacturing Co.,, Hartford combined. spool holder and tension device for sew ing-machines. (Reissue).
 F. J. Ludington, Waterbury, continu- ous cigarette-machine.
 C. Luke, Milford, assignor to New Haven Novelty Machine Co.,, New Ha- ven, cable connection.
 Same, covering means for joints in electric cables.
 Same, covered connection for covering splced joints.
 B. Olin, Hartford, paper-hanger's col oring- tool.
 G. B. Pickop and w. R. Corbin, as- signors to P X r. Corbin, New Britain, sash-balance.
 C. H. Reid, Danbury, -pinning-out machine.
 w. H. Taylor assignor to Yale Towne Manufacturing Co.,, Stamford changeable combination key-loek. 2 patents).
The daily morning journal and courier., 1902-05-31
The Union Trust COllDalV
NEW HAVEN.

NEW HAVEN.
 CHARTERED by the State of Connecti. cut with authority to act as Executor Al. ministrator, Guardian, Receiver or Tr,isfee under will or deed. Is a legal depository of money paid jnto Court and all Public Trust Funds, Actsr T ' Trustee for Municipalities, Corporations and individuals, and administers frusts os all kinds. Empowered to act as regisfrar < stocks, bonds, or other evidence of indeht. edness, manage sinking funds, and do Si business such as is usually done by Trnst Companies. N" It also does q general Banking business collecting cheeks, m notes, coupons, and re- apart from the general assets of the Com pany. 'Fs This Company is by law regularly exam. ined by the Bank Examiner of the State ne Connecticut. - HENRY l.. HoTCHKIss, President.
 EUGENE S. BRISTOL, Treasurer.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1902-05-31

Convincing proof of the efficacy of Elys Cream Balm, the greatest of ca tarrh remedies, is certainly cheap. A generous trial size costs but 10 cents. Full size 50 cents, Sold by druggists everywhere or mailed by Ely Bros 56 Warrer street, New York
 135 Mill Street, Lexington, Ky. Messrs Ely Bros: After giving your Cream Balm a trial I can truly say I feel very much benefited by it's use and shall continue to use it by purchasing from our druggist here.
 Mrs. w. E. Daniel
The daily morning journal and courier., 1902-05-31
FOLLOW ADVICE trTrU PAYING FOR TT,

In a recent article a prominent phy- sician says: Tt is next to impossible for the physician to get his patients to carry out any prescribed course of hygiene or diet to the smallest extent; he has but one resort left, namely, the drug treatment" When medicines are used for chronic constipation, the most mild and gentle obtainable, such as Chamberlain's Stomach and Liver Tab lets, should be employed. Their use is not followed by constipation as they leave the bowels in natural and healthy condition. For sale by all druggists.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1902-05-31

WONT
The daily morning journal and courier., 1902-05-31

ElSIt IIUt, fftIen BTlBHt, GTaCe BUCK ingham, Marie Sawtelle, Ethel Hill Florence Wood, Mabel Aubry, Lillian Hall, Ruth Uphill, Mabel Hull, Rebecca Harris, Vera Peck, Lillian Aubry, Or trude Evarts, Grace Collett. Jessie Lit- tie, Alice kober, Elsie Evarts, Helen Moore, Florence Lees, Ida Hodgson, Ethel Foote, Adah Holbrook, Sadie Duxbury, Catherine Hum, Ruby Hoyt, Emily Kapitzke, Annie Anderson and Florence Berior.
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SHOW OF THE BROWNIES.
ARRA NC ElIENTS FOR 4 GOOD
 PERFORMANCE.

A Big Sale of Tickets Already --sched- ule of Rehearsals-ThOse Who Wili Take Part.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1902-05-31
The New Haven Real Estate
Company.


 l52 Orange street., New havel, Conn
 INCORPORATED 1895. insures against every defect of title for purchasers ana mortgagers. Mortgages on New Haven Real nte. double security, constantly on hand for Investors. JAMES GARDNER CLARK, President. JAMES KINGSLEY BLAKE, Secretary,
The new enterprise. (Madison, Fla.) 1901-1908, 1902-05-22
PROMINENT PEOPLE.

King Oscar of Sweden possesses a
medal for life saving.
Mayor Crane, Of Denver, Col, has
Invented a rotary ore-working machine
for use in the gold mines.
w. w. Astor has given 100000 to
endow those professorships in the Uni
versity College Of London which are
to-day without endowment.
Jacob A. Rlls has declared that he
would decline the position of Governor
Of the Danish West Indies unless Pres
ldent Roosevelt strongly insists upon
his acceptance.
Senator Hanna now possesses the
pen with which T. B. Reed, when
Speaker Of the House of Representa-.
tives, attested the passage of the Nc
Kinley Tariff act.
Gong Gee, a Chlnaman, who Is a
practical electrician, graduated from
the Portland (0re.) Technical School,
is writing n book on electricity IN the
Chinese language.
Sir Henry Strong, Chief Justice Of
the Supreme Court OF Canada, has no.
AhN AJNBhA VI dueAlNf Nud l
he wishes to retire In September. JUS
tice Taschereau viii be promoted to
the Chief Justlceship.
DR., Heyman, Mr.. Kruger's physician,
enters an emphatic denial that the for
mer President Of the Transyaal Repuh-
lie is not In good health, The physi-
clan says that Mr.. Kruger is very well
despite his advanced age.
Colonel John Mosby, the leader OF
one Of the most important Confeder.
ate cavalry commands during the Civil
War, is In Government service In Colo
RADIO, charged with preventing the pri-
vate Enclosure Of public lands,
Professor James PARKER Hall, as
sociate professor of law at Stanford
University, has rendered his resigna-
ton to the trustees. He will go to
Chicago University, where he will hold
a full professorship In the new depart
ment of law that will be opened there
next October, -.
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A Practical Laundress SOW.

That all towels should be thorough
~ dried before they are put in the
hamper.
That clothesplns are made much
more white by the use Of little re-
fined borax in the water, instead OF
using a washing fluid.
The blankets should be washed In
moderately warm water, in which a
teaspoonful of ammonia has been put
to each gallon Of water.
That wash fabrics that are inclined
to fade should be soaked and rinsed
in very salt water, to set the color,
before washing in the suds.
That calicoes, ginghams and
chintzes should be ironed on the
wrong side,
That q very hot iron should never
be used for tiannels or woollens
That napkins should always be
folded with the selvage toward the
jroner
That embrolderies should be ironed
on a thin, smooth surface over thick
flannel, and only on the wrong side.
That table linen should be ironed
when quite damp, and ironed with a
very hot and very heavy iron,
That care must be taken to test the
iron to avoid scorching, but that a
scorch mark may be removed by wet
ting and hanging where the hot srn
will shine upon It, 49, Philadelphia
Record.
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In a week or two we will have rlpe
fruit in abundance, and shall send
some to the preachers. Brother Var.
brough says he does not think It any
harm to send good things to a preach.
er even on Sunday. Strawberry cul.
ture is spreading rapidly in our town
and some Of the neighbors are trying It
as a business for profit. DR.. FELTON,,
Jr, has put out thirty thousand plants
the last season. 1t was Isaac Walton.
the great fisherman, who wrote In his
book on angling, Or. Butler says that
doubtless God could have made bet.
ter berry than the strawberry, but
doubtless God never did, and so say
that God never made a more calm,
quiet, innocent recreation than ang.
ling" My friends, Dr. Benham and
Coloner Murphy heartily endorse Wal.
ton on fishing, and will sit in a boat
half a day in a summers sun and
watch the corks and Illuminate and
not catch enough FISH for supper If
| was as fond Of it as they are think
| would move to Florida ana stay
there, | have caught more fish there
in one day than in all my life UP here
In North Georgia,
l did not go to Dallas, the long spell
OF grippe left me too dilapidated to
travel that far and give UP my home
habits and comforts, but read all
about the great reunion with keen sat.
isiaction. There is life in the old land
yet and love for the Lost cause" in
the hearts of the people, the confeder.
ates and their children and children's
children. May it never be extinguish.
ed'-Bill ARD in Atlanta Constitution.
The new enterprise. (Madison, Fla.) 1901-1908, 1902-05-22

Dairying as a Business.

Dairying is a business that brings
many farmers into strong competition.
1t IS not always the dealer or middle
man who brings down prices but over
production Of milk. 1t comes into the
large cities by train loads, and the
amount is enormous. Each farmer de-
sires to sell his milk and is compete
tor to some other farmer. The one
VINO has COWS that can produce one or
two quarts more per day than the cows
of his neighbor will have an advan--,
tGge, as he has preater production and
correspondingly lower cost, and 1t is
the farmer with the better cows who
will stand market fluctuations while
his neighbor is losing money. The So
luton Of the dairy problem is to refuse
to buy fresh cows from any source,
and raise well-bred heifer calves.
Some farmers may claim that the plan
Is expensive, and so 1t viii seem to one
who is in the business Cor what he can
make to-day, but the one who is look-
ing into the future, and who desires to
increase his business and profit will
find that the only possible and sure
plan is to breed for his COWS and breed
for the st.-Philadclplia Record.
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Asher. Coal and snlt For Hog.

My hogs get all the wood ashes. coal
ashes, soft coal and hard coal they will
devour, and fattening hogs when con-
fined viii devouT n great deal. be.
lleve the ashes or coal supply n need,
keep the animals nourishinG and tend
to prevent worms and cholera. for.
merly got coal siftings from the coal
yards, but l have substituted soft coal
ashes from the creamery furnace in ad.
dition to wood ashes from the house.
1t is amusing to see the swine stand
around the ash pits eating ashes and
hunting for bits Of coal, crunching
them with much seeming delight. AS
to salt, my hogs never seemed to care
for 1t, although give them all they
want, putting it in separate place so
az not to compel them to eat what they
do rot want in order to get what they
do want--Brceders' Gazette.
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LABOR WORLD.

South Carolina has 10000 operative
In cotton mills.
Clinton Mass master builders have
granted an eigbt-hour day.
The Portsmouth IN. H. striking
painters have resumed work. They
get eight hours and 1926 a day.
The ten per cent. advance has gone
into effect in all New Bedford cotton
mills, benefiting 10000 operatives.
Lawrence (Iass.) hostlers and team
sters are organizing and propose TO
demand shorter hours and more pay.
The carpenters union of Cincinnati,
Ohio, demands an increase In wages
from $3.50 to $3.50 per day of eight
hours.
Indiana labor unions have begun an
agitation against the chain-making
work done in the State Reformatory at
Jacksonville.
The Common Council of Rockville,
Conn, voted to make the working
hours of city laborers niue hours in
stead of ten as heretofore.
"Bushelmen," the journeymen tallors
who do the alteration work In the
offices OF the most fashionable Chicago
tailors, have formed a union.
The teamsters of Ksnkakee, ILL.,,
have organized, and the painters and
decorators have received an increase
OF twenty-five cents per day without
strike.
Ninety per cent Of the printers OF
Germany are organized, making the
strongest union in that country. The
total membership is 2s,s8S. The re-
ceipts for 1900 were $403,O62, the ex-
penditures 1901, 1876, and the organiza-
ton now has in the bank $94S, l24.
The Cloakmakers' Union, of New
York City, has made a demand on all
manufacturers for the abolition Of the
contract system In the pressing de-
partment. III the demand is refused
IA general strike of all branches will be
ordered, which viii bring out l4,OO0
workers Ia Greater New Yak.
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which the ordinary drag is used, and
in addition it is very convenient for
hauling potatoes, turnips or other ROOT,
crors from the field. Manure can be
hauled out In 1t on the snow. 1t is a
levy cart-body, but down on the ground
where there Is the greatest conye.
nlence in loading. All light, but bulky
articles con easily be hauled on such
n contrlvance, as the smooth bottom
slips easily over the greensward. The
sides can be made higher il desired
New England Homestead.
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Clover is n valuable crop in several
ways. As much as four tons of hay
per acre may be secured under fayora-
bic conditions, and the great mass of
roots loft In the soil contain a large
proportion Of the essential elements re.
Qulred by the grain and potato crops.
1t has been claimed that anything viii
thrive on n clover sod, and when a clio.
yer crop is made an important enc in
the rotation the land becomes more fer.
tile. The saving in nitrogen by grow,
ing clover IS large, and 1t is a plant
that is relished by all classes Of live
stock.
The new enterprise. (Madison, Fla.) 1901-1908, 1902-05-22
99pIouSEHoLO :,
" RECIPES: {

New Mexico Pudding-Make a paste
In this wise: Take pint of -four sifted
with teaspoon Of baking powder and
"A pinch Of salt. Rub in a tablespoon
Of shortening, mix up with water until
a soft dough that you can just handle
Line a small baking pan about half
way to the top with a part Of this,
leaving just enough for the top crust
Fill pan half full Of canned fruit,
strained from juice, or preserves
raspberries are nice-and put on the
top crust. Lay folded cloth over the
top Of the pan, put in steamer and
steam steadily for two hours. Serve
with sauce.
Omelet Puff-Make n sauce Of one
half tablespoonful each Of butter and
-four cooked till smooth, then one-half
cup OF sweet milk added, stirring con-
tinualIy until thick, Beat the whites
to very dry frOth; add the yolks to
the white sauce, season with one-quar-
ter teaspoonful of salt, and pepper II
liked; then fold in the beaten whites,
Pour into hot, well-buttered omelet
pan and cook carefully over the fire
till set, shaking gently occasionally to
prevent burning. AS soon as set re-
m oyc the pan to the oven and cook
abort three minutes Il will be very
llgit and puffy and tender. Five eggs
The new enterprise. (Madison, Fla.) 1901-1908, 1902-05-22

as that prisoner still complaining
about the ransom?" exclaimed the Eu.
ropean brigand,
necessarily"
How unreasonable, 1t is very little
more than the board bill would amount
to for a sojoun Of equal length at a
fashionable health resort, "-WashlnS'
ton Star.
The new enterprise. (Madison, Fla.) 1901-1908, 1902-05-22

"Can you give me a recipe for laying
concrete floors for stables and apple
cellars" Let the ground floor be made
entirely clean and graded down to
solid clay, II possible. Here pat
grouting Of four inches deep Of gravel
and Portland cement; four parts Of
gravel to one Of cement. For the top
layer we mix two parts OF sharp sand
to one Of cement, placing it on cmooths
~ about two inches in thickness. We
were careful not TO allow stool, on the
new grouting for about one week, or
until it was sufficiently hardened, We
sprinkled the floor frequently, until II
was thoroughly dried, in order to pre-.
vent the surface drying too rapidly in
proportion to the rest. Behind the stalls
we slightly followed out tie cement,
so that It would catch tho urine and
carry 1t into receptacle in the yard.
The cement in the stalls descends
slightly toward the trench behind. For
4 large cow barn l should make tie
cement thicker 1t has served my pur-
pose with two horses and one COW
without any further damage than the
mountaineering away beneath paw
ing horsA, 1t has won with me three
years, but>Ty floor r,eeds a very little
repair next summer The best time to
put 1t on is probably = ~ warm
weather, althoush MINI ,35felI,d down
In october.-E; PIP, in n Cuyaork Tri-
hume.
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Brlc-a- Brao and Chine

Chc rage for the colonial has created
q corresponding fad for anything that
holds a candle. Sconces are, there
fore, rcdivivous, and the new ideas are
varied and handsome.
The new green japanese ware, Ra-
kee, comes in most attractive bowl
and pitcher shapes. 1t is Of an ex-
ceedngly strong deep green that
makes 1t very ornamental.
A copper OF brass waste basket is
considered an Improvement over the
usual kind and is always found in
smartly furnished halls, living rooms
or libraries when furnished in dark
oak.
Large, deep blue jars and pitchers
pitchers that are really Jug-shaped-
are much favored pieces Of home
adoTnment. These jug-like pitchers
are fine in shape and add very at.
tractive bit Of colcring to any room.
blue or yellow china bowls are most
effective for flower holders for the
table If care Is exercised in choosing
flowers that harmonic with them.
Nothing is prettler than a blue bowl
of Marechal Mel or Perle des Jardil
roses and a background of rich yell
low is very effective FOR Liberty or
JacQueminot roses.
The new enterprise. (Madison, Fla.) 1901-1908, 1902-05-22

Steaming is the best process for
cleaning wells. Wind the veil care
fully, with even edges, around a piece
OF broom handle, lay across a boiler
or saucepan Of water and steam for
about three.quarters Of an hour.
Leave on the broom handle until dry
and all the dirt and dust will be gone,
giving it new stiffness.
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Mr.. Nagget-"Losing one?"


81 note" said the editor, that you
speak of Nero as running his hand
through his long, flowing locks"
"Yes," answered the author. There
Is nothing remarkable in that"
How do you know that Nero had
long hairp
"My dear sir! Aren't you aware that
Nero was one OF the most celebrated
dddlers of his day?"-Washlngton Star.
The new enterprise. (Madison, Fla.) 1901-1908, 1902-05-22

"Of course you We're given the free
dom of the CITY,"
"Ycs," answered the distinguished
visitor But l had to keep so close
to q regular schedule under the strict
surveillance Of so many committees
that it was hard to realize how free
| was."-Washingto Star.
The new enterprise. (Madison, Fla.) 1901-1908, 1902-05-22
A Preliminary Tip.

Edgar-"Eleanor, dear, you are such
a vivaciOus young woman that I'm
afraid l shan't be able to make you
obey"
Eleanor-"Well, Edgar, perhaps you
woull be wiser not to tIy."-Detroit
Free Press.
The new enterprise. (Madison, Fla.) 1901-1908, 1902-05-22
Pretty window shades.

The manufacturers Of window
shades are beginning to fall in line
with the general liking for decorative
effects, and the housekceper who dis
likes perfectly plain shades now can
find them adorned with Arab and
other lace insertions.