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River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1902-03-27
Pneumonia Follows a Cold

But never follows the use of Fo-
ley's Honey and Tar. 1t stops the
cough, heals and strengthens the
lungs and affords perfect security
from an attack of pneumonia. Re-
fuse substitutes. For sale by G.
r. Taggart,
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1902-03-27

Mr.. Vail, the former president of
the Bank of G1enwood, in an an
nouncement to the patrons of the
bank has this to say of his success
sor:
"The present owner, Mr.. Frank
P. Ainsworth, who has succeeded
to the assets of the bank, and has
assumed it's liabilities and is to pay
it's depositors, is, as I believe, an
honorable gentleman, and one wor-
thy of your unqualified confidence
and support, and | unhesitatingly
bespeak for the First Bank of Glen
wood and Mr.. Ainsworth continu-
ance of your favors and assist
ance -
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1902-03-27

For SALE-Two lots opposite the
Baptist church; % acres lying north
of the highway and joining the old
Wales farm east of the city; corner
lot east of Kellogg residence; lots
in Block G, Mil1er's Addition. For
terms enquire of G. M. Cairns, Els
worth, Wis.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1902-03-27
SOUTH FORK.
Miss Mile Healy is very sick.

Miss Mile Healy is very sick.
School reopens Monday.
The Y. P. S. c. E. will give
''iust social' at Fred Smiths
April 18th.
Mrs. Mcintyre and little daugh-
Mile of St. Peter, Mimi, are at
he Healy home.
The new belfry on the school
house is ready for the bell.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1902-03-27

Election this year comes on All
Fools Day. Candidates for Office
will take due notice and prepare for
the ordeal of getting fooled next
Tuesday. 1t is a question to be de-
termined later which will be fooled
the worse, the candidate that is
elected or the one who gets defeat
ed. 1t will probably appear that
the successful andidate-success
ful in SO far as to secure the honor
of an e1ection-wil1 need the most
sympathy.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1902-03-27
G. q. RASMUS
Advertised Letters.

List of letters remaining in the
postofice at River Falls, Wis, week
ending March "a, 1902:
Mrs. James Price.
Mr.. Peter Conrad.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1902-03-27

j. M. Skinner, P. G. E. S., of Lon
don, England, State Deputy of the
Grand Lodge l. O. G. t. of Wiscon-
sin, will give an address at the Bap-
fist church tomorrow evening.
Mr.. Skinner is an able speaker, a
Christian gentleman and will inter
est all who hear him. Admission
free. Lecture begins at 7:30.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1902-03-27

M. Oxman received a letter from
his brother-in-1aw, L. Zekman, of
Fargo, n. D., last week descriptive
of the storm of the 18th, Is and II out
there. The settlers claimed that it
was the worst storm they had ex-
perienced in 20 years. The wind
was SO fierce and the snow so fine
that it found its way into houses,
covering everything within doors.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1902-03-27

Foley's Kidney Cure makes the
kidneys and bladder right. Con-
tains nothing injurious. For sale
by c. R. Taggart.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1902-03-27

Ten Cents per Ren.
There's variety of designs in light
and dark colors.
Much handsomer and better pa
pers cost more money, but not a
great deal. Our prices are low for
even the most artistic and richest
goods. The items below will show
our value giving propensities.
WALL PAPERS FROM
&c TO SI.OO AROLL.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1902-03-27
BORN.

DRIscoLL.-In the town of. River
Falls, March IS, 1902, to Mr.. and
Mrs. John Driscoll, a 1O-lb. son.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1902-03-27

Notice hereby that Municipal Election
several Election Districts the River Falls
April A. D. 1902 which
The candidates
nations certified opposite
appropriate party designation
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1902-03-27

BAKER. Saint Anthony Park,
Mimi, March "a, 1902, to Mr.. and
Mrs. Henry s. Baker, lob. son.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1902-03-27

cures maze py Dr.
Kilmer's Swamp-Root,
the great kidney, liver
and bladder remedy.
tits the great medi-
cal triumph of the nine
teenth century; dis
covered after years Of
scientific research by
DR.. Kilmer, the emf
nent kidney and blad-
der specialist, and is
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1902-03-27

The famous easy washer, Maple
City Soap, works perfectly in hard
water.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1902-03-27
DO YOU GET UP
WITH A LAME BACK !?
.idney Trouble Makes You Miserable.

Almost everybody who reads the news,
papers is sure to know OF the WONDERFUL
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1902-03-27


the First Election District comprising
Pumping comprising
Maple said Polls will open
oc in he at
ALLEN 2. WELD, City Clerk
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1902-03-27
Syr1path.,

A good place to supply your needs.
We show for the approaching
spring. r. N. JENSON.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1902-03-27

NEWS FROM OUR NEIGHBORs.

vey at Ono the first of the week.
Mr.. and Mrs. Sebastian Wei2
spent Sunday with friends in Exile
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1902-03-27

Resin has no washing properties.
Maple City Soap contains no rosin.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1902-03-27
City Election Notice.
Office of City Clerk, City of River Falls March 10 1902

To the electors offhe city Of Rt0er Fails:
Virginia gazette. [volume] (Williamsburg, Va.) 1893-192?, 1902-01-25
NOT TRUE TO THE POLE.
Variations Of the Magnetic Needle
DtseoVered Away Back I'm
COLUMBIAN T1me.

Few familiar sayings convey a more
erroneous notion than the phrase:
True as the needle 10 the pole" In
order to keep track OF the unfaithful-
ness OF the needle 10 the pole, or the
variation of the compass" from true
north. the United States maintains q
separate bureau, the division OF terrex-
trial magnetism. The government Is
now preparing. in cooperation with
European countries, greatly TO enlarge
fits work. and 30 make the investiRR-
tions Of 1902 memorable for their thor
oughness. says Youths Compa MON.
The magnetic needle varies not only
at different places. but the variation
different times in the day. On the
''msgnet-survey" charts those places
which at q particular time have
the same amount Of variation are
connected by what Is known as an
isogOnic. or equal variation. line.
Through those points on the map in
which there Is no variation of the
needle from the true north a line
known as the agonic passes.
Iron deposits and mountain ranges
modify the action of the unknown
causes Of the periodical variation. and
cause these lines TO become even more
crooked than those which mark equal
temperatures, known as isothermal
lines.
Isogonic charts may be accurate to-
day and full Of errors in q few years
The csie brated Mason and Dixon's line
between Pennsylyanis and Maryland
which Was surveyed in the years l7e.
10 1897. was run BY the stars and not By
the needle. q great piece of foresight
in that day. AZ IL had been surveyed
BY the compass In 1900 Il would Aav'
l sAewn . deviation In some places o,
sve u5j<s. Were the itss - be yup b
Virginia gazette. [volume] (Williamsburg, Va.) 1893-192?, 1902-01-25
But there Is mercy

amiss- But there Is mercy
with Thee"
''No." said the priest, suddenly. "you
must never tell your sister. Bear the
burden Of remorse and repentance
bravely, as just punishment for your
sinning-but be comforted concerning
Il. because, after all, IL was a sin OF
ignorance and childhood. and you
knew not what you were doing. And
never, so long as you live, mention the
matter 70 any other human being.
Better. by far, that your sister should
continue 20 believe her lover unworthy,
than that. learning OF the injustice
rendered both him and herself. she
should have one whit added TO the load
which weighs so heavily upon her"
The girl slipped from the room.
quietly. smiling through her tears,
happy. relieved OF her heaviest sor-
row. and Father John Burton. s. J..
quiet man OF God and the spirit. sank
upon his knees suddenly, hiding his
face In his hands. The strong throes
OF mighty struggle were upon him.
/ SPECIFICS with sorrow. he strove
valiantly 10 vanquiSh the natural re-
sentiment OF the long-forgotten self
which cried aloud for expression. But
the hard years Of patience and self
denial bore him brave testimony in
that hour Of disturbance, and when nc
/ presently went forth 10 address tn
assembled women his face and voice
were like those % prophet ins pired.
| Father, forgive them-for they
know not what they do" was the sub
| jet he announced for the meditation
OF that evening. and the eyes OF the
man discussing It rested. with a pc
culiar and meaningful tenderness. on
the face OF a girl before him-the face
Of the girl the burden Of whose ter
rible responsibility had so recently
been shifted from her shoulders 10 his
own.
ETHEL N. coLsON
Virginia gazette. [volume] (Williamsburg, Va.) 1893-192?, 1902-01-25
wEBsTER'S PLEA.
story of One of the First Victories
Before the bar Of the Famous
Lawyer.

Soon after Daniel Webster came 10
tween two neighbors. says the Green
Bag. IL seemed that they had got 10
loggerheads about a disputed line, out
of which had grown trespass suits and
all sorts OF controversies. and that the
more malicious and artful of the two
had so piled the other with law in one
shape or another that he had nearly
ruined him. The latter at last became
aroused and brought an action against
the other for malicious prosecution,
and retained Mr.. Webster 10 manage
IT. On the trial proof Of malice was
clear and convincing. and IL was evil
dent that the day OF reckoning had at
last come. In summing up for the
plaintiff SIR. Webster, after making a
strong argument against the defend
ant, showing that he had again and
client, merely TO perplex and annoy
him. closed as follows: "In a word,
gentlemen. / do not see how I can bet
ter conclude than in the words of the
good old psalm" Then he looked at
the jury, but pointing 60 the defend
ant, he repeated from his favorite
authors, Sternhold and Hopkins:
lie dlgged a pit. he cigEed It deep.
He digged Il sSr his brother.
BY his great sin. he did fall in
The pit he d1EEed for t'other.
And so it proved. The verdict was
heavy against the digger"
Virginia gazette. [volume] (Williamsburg, Va.) 1893-192?, 1902-01-25
ENGLISH RAILWAY SERVICE.
pared with American German
and Preach.

In every respect the United States
is superior TO England-comparing
like with lke-but what is more nota-
bic, In Germany and France railway
travel Is cleaner. more speedy, and
cheaper. No week passes that 1 do
not run out from London for country
air, ard wherever / find train that
reaches its destination on time
make a note of il as a strange thing.
writes PoultBey Bigelow. in New
York independent. There are one or
two trains that run fairly fast. &C.
cording to British notions, and are
tolerabiy good. owing TO faint de-
gree OF competition. but in the ma
jority of cases the Engiishman is sat
isfed TO travel IS miles an hour in
dirty carriages which are not heated
In winter and which are habitually
late in starting and arriving. And as
90 osercrowding, j have frequently
found myself in railway carriages
wherein passengers have had to stand
up all the way after having paid their
fares. So far as my experience goes.
can travel with more speed and COM
fort In a German third-class carriage
from Berlin to any big town like
Hamburg. frankfort or Cologne than
In . frst-siass carriage in England.
J and IL will cost me about ore-afth
Of tbs EssiisA price.
Virginia gazette. [volume] (Williamsburg, Va.) 1893-192?, 1902-01-25

uucorrecteo compass to-day. The vsris-
tion would reach nearly 10 miles TO the
south. and the rich coal-felds OF two
Maryland counties would be thrown
into Pennsylvania.
The discovery Of the magnetic
needles shortcomings is believed TO
have been made during the voyage OF
Columbus. The disclosure really con-
stituted a high tribute 20 the scientific
perceptions of that day. even though IL
spread CONSERVATION among the ships
crews
Virginia gazette. [volume] (Williamsburg, Va.) 1893-192?, 1902-01-25

Population Of Nevada
The population Of Nevada has
shrunk TO $4,000.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1902-11-05

PAL, J. w: Saunders, PAP, Lydia Swan
son, 233; congressman, II. h. KiCiler,
241; senator, William Murray, 265;
representative, p. T. Carlson, 1.Og9:
county Judge, j. T. Krone. 1862; couh-
fy clerk; j. Il. WelZenbach. 24O; sher-
iff. p L. Henneberg, 1875; county treas
urer, S. j. Brandt. 211; county super
-intendent, Charles Block. 266. '-.''t
Moline-State treasurer, 4. w. Nell
son, 514; superintendent of instruc-
ltion, j. b. Smiley, SGT; clerk of SUI
preme court, ID. Roberts. 52s; uhiver-
sity trustees, Gertrude B. Hunt. 52s,
j. w. Saunders, 81. Lydia Swanson.
544; congressman, r. F. Kid1er. 67o;
senator, William MURRAY, 612; repre-
sentative. p. j. Carlson, 2,746: county
Judge, j. II. Krone, CSC; county CLERKS.
j. b. walzenbach. 500; sheriff, p. l..
Henneberg, 417; county treasurer, S.
~. Brandt. ga; county superintend-
emf, Charles Block, 675.
Vote ON Public Questions
The returns on the three questions
of public policy, the propositions for
the election of United States senators
bv a direct vote of the people, the
zone for the passage of an act by the
Legislature to provide for the initia-
ting by the people of desired local
legislation and that for an amend.
ment to the state constitution pro-
viding for the initiation by the people
of state legislation, are not complete,
and it is doubtful whether either of
them obtained sufficient proportion
-
Where preference was expressed
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1902-11-05

in the slashing of their majorities of
two years ago that is significant as
bearing on the outcome in the APP
preaching presidential election.
Cornelius Donovan. candidate for
sheriff, made the best run on the
democratic side, reducing the plural
ity received by Mckinley two years
ago LOO in the city of Rock Island
alone, and carrying every ward in the
city except one. George w. Henry,
nominee for treasurer. made a SPLEEN
did showing also. The interest CEN
tered on the office of sheriff, the
democratic ticket, as is known, not
being complete.
In the city, as a rule, democrats
voted the straight ticket, only a few
needing the adinonition of the Moore
faction to bolt in favor of the social
ist candidate for the Legislature.
Considering the unfortunate cir
cumstances with which the democra-
cy had to contend, the result should
be highly encouraging.
what Returns show.
The returns obtained by The Argus
today are complete for the county
with the exception of four precincts,
Black Hawk, Bowling, Zuma and
Hampton No. 2. These, when heard
from. will add slightly to the republi-
can majority. The total vote was
little, if any, above $500.
In the shrievality contest the total
vote cast for the two principal can
didates. Cornelius Donovan, demo-
crat, and w. George Heidef. republic
can, excepting the four precincts
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1902-11-05

is believed to have declared for Judge
Wade by perhaps 100 majority. In
the district he will probably have a
majority of nearly 5000. In the eoun-
ty all the democratic candidates are
safely elected and the minor offices in
the city of Davenport are divided. In
the county the contest over members
of the board of supervisors was the
greatest. the fight turning upon the
popular objection to the solidly re-
publican outgoing board:r
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1902-11-05
State of Ohio, City of Toledo, Luca,

State of Ohio, City of Toledo, Lucas
County-ss.
Frank j. Cheney makes oath that
he is the senior partner of the firm
of f. j. Cheney q Co., doing business
in the city of Toledo, county and
state aforesaid, and that said firm
will pay the sum of 500 for each and
every case of catarrh that cannot be
cured by the use of Halls Catarrh
Cure. FRANK J. CHENEY.
/ Sworn to before me and subscribed
in my presence this 9Th day of De-
cember, A. d. 1886.
[Seall a. w. GLEASON,
L Notary Public.
i Halls Catarrh Cure is taken inter
nally and acts directly on the blood
and mucous surfaces of the system.
Send for testimonials. free.
F. J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, Ohio.
Sold by druggists. 75 cents.
I Halls Family Pills are the best.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1902-11-05
AUGUsTANA-BRADLEY
FOOTBALL GAME POS TPONFD

On account of the Knox-Notre Dame
football game wL...i will be played
here next Saturday it has been deeid-
ed to postpone the match between
Augustana college and Bradley Poly
technic Institute scheduled here for
that date till the following Tuesday.
This is game that the Augustanans
feel confident of winning. The boys
are working hard. and under the
training of Coach Coldron they are
making rapid improvement.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1902-11-05
COUNTY TEMPLE.
Transfers

Nov. As. j. Woodin to Andrew Eft
eel, lot 6, block 3, Woodin's First add,
Rock Island. $3.50
S. j. Woodin to T. Snoeck. lot 9.
block ,, Woodin's First add. Rock ISL
and. $3ee.
: S. j. Woodin to Edmond Nande-
voorde, lot z, block 1, Woodin's First
add. Rock Island, $780,
Ella j. Mcdonald to Edna II. Nc.
Donald, eft al, s Is acres of n 65 acres,
nH, seq, 80, 16. 1w, 1925.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1902-11-05
A Lesson with Hi. Autograpn.

Lesson With His Autograph.
An admirer once wrote to Lowell de
scribing his autograph collection and
concluding with the remark. II would
be much obliged for your autograph"
The reply came, bearing with 1t les
son on the correct use of the words
would" ana should" which deeply
impressed itself on tile mind of the re-
cipient. The response read:
Pray. do not say hereafter. ct would be
obliged" If you would be obliged be
obliged ant be done with IL. Say. u
should be obliged" and obiige yours
truly. JAMES RUSSELL LOWELL.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1902-11-05
When the Chimney

is chol<ed with SCOT. the fire anguish
es and goes out. When the bronchial
tubes are clogged' with phlegm. the
name of life fiicl<ers. Intelligent
treatment with Aliens Lung Balsam
brings up the phlegm, allayS infiam-
nation, stops the cough and pain in
the chest and. in word, overcomes
those terrible colds which if neglect
cd soon become consumption.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1902-11-05

A story is told OF n man condemned
to death in France who was asked, ac-
corCiing to custom, what he would pre-
fer for mis- last meal He chose mus
sells, which. though his favorite dish
always he said, caused him terrible
indigestion. This time. however" he
added grimly, they will not have the
chnnce.n
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1902-11-05


above named, was s.4T9. OF these Mr..
Donovan received 1881 and Mr. Held
er 4,64s, a majority for the repnbli-
can nominee of SIT.
On the state ticket George c. Dud-
dleston. democratic candidate for
treasurer, received 2,s12 votes. and
Fred 4. Busse, republican. 5,1S1, ma
jority of 1860. For clerk of the SUI
preme court John l.. Pickering. dem
ocrat, received 2,s45. as against 5.OO3
for Christopher -,iamer, republican.
In the minority representative con
test George \. Cooke. the democratic
-nominee. received 1902. giving him a
majority of 1856 over p. j. Carlson,
socialist.
Socialist Ticket Vote
The disaffection among the support
ers of W. II. Moore in the minority
representative fight was shown in the
vote pOlled in Moline for u. j. Carl
son, the socialist candidate, which
was heavier than that received by G.
\. Cooke. the democratic nominee.
The entire socialist ticket polled n
much heavier vote in Moline than in
Rock Island. The vote on the differ
ent candidates of the party in the
two cities is as follows:
Rock Island-State treasurer, n. W.
Nelson 237; superintendent of in
struction, J. b. Smiley. 242; clerk of
supreme court. ID. Roberts. 232;. uni
yersity trustees, Gertrude b. Hunt,
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1902-11-05

Place your order with us and get
the purest and richest ice cream in
the tri-cities. Phone West 1241. Tri-
City Milk & Butter company, Rock
Island. sa''f <--A+ =
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1902-11-05

Has n strange, mysterious influence
on the human system. Brings person
al influence, subtle force, will power,
stamina. 1t charms the human mind.
That's what Rocky Mountain Tea will
do. T. ii. Thomas pharmacy.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1902-11-05
No Cause For worry.

Elderly Fiance-I hope you are not
impressed by the silly sentimentalists
who hold that because you've married
once you ought not TO marry again!
Pretty Widow-Don't let that worry
you dear; I've no such prejudice My
own dear mother was married three
times, and | only hope that in all
things / may follow her example.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1902-11-05
ExDIanatory.

"For the first attempt in public" said
her friend encouragingly. 81 thought
you sang with a good deal of feeling.
81 don't wonder at that" replied the
ambitious young vocalist; my heart
was in my throat all the time."-Chi-
cago Tribune.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1902-11-05
chnLeh Him ON.

Kraft-The boss has promised to give
me rise In my salary next week.
Newitt-Sorry.,sold man. but I can't
leEd you anything.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1902-11-05
Day. of chivalry.

Wife (drearily)-Ah. me! The days
of chiyalry are past.
Observation-Disclosures the matter now?t
wife-Sir Walter Raleigh laid his
cloak on the ground for Queen Eliza
beth to walk over. but you get mad
simply because poor, dear mother sat
down on your hat.-New York Weekly.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1902-11-05
what to Do Untn the Doctor Arrives.

"One of my children was taken with
cramp collie and suffered severely"
says S. b. Elzee, of Monet. Mo. II
telephoned for a doctor, then gave a
dose of Chamberlain Collie, Cholera
and Diarrhoea Remedy, and a few
minutes later second dose. Before
the doctor came the child was reliev-
ed" For sale oy all druggists.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1902-11-05
Judge wade Wins over Norman.

The interest in the election in Dav-
enport and Scott county conferred up
on the congressional contest in which
Judge NJ. j. Wade. of Iowa City. dem
ocrat, and William Hoffman. of Mus
catine. republican, were pitted against
each other. Scott county, from the
returns that were in this afternoon.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1902-11-05

No matter how long you have. had
the cough; if it hasn't already devei-
oped into Consumption. DIR. WOODS
Norway Pin Syrup win cure it.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1902-11-05
GAINS BY DEMOCRATS.
Republican Majorities of Two
Years Ago Are Lowered
Considerably.
SPLENDID SHOWING BY DONOVAN
Carries Every Ward in the City Eek
cept One-Unoficial Re-
turns.
New County Officers.

While the republicans elected their
county yesterday, they received jolt
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1902-11-05

Belief that there are as good fish in
the sea as ever were caught is poor
consolation to the man whose bait is
gone.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1902-11-05
Forethourht.

Gilhooley-0i jist bought me bottle
OF hair restorer.
Mulcahey-But your hair amt fail
ing out.
Gilhooley-Thot's jist it! If Oh shtart
usin' it. now, OF won't git bald when
me hair does fall out.