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The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1902-04-25
Con You Say ThIsF Try 1t.

How much plcasantcr it is to sit in
cab and think how much plcasantcr IT
Is to SIT in cab than 1t is to he walk
Ing than It Is to he walking and think
how much pleasanter 1t is to sit in
cab than il Is to be walking.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1902-04-25
re Eals and lptellisepcer
Is Published Epery Friday.
FINNEY & DASHIELL.
TERMS.-S1.OO A Year In Advance.

Transient advertisements Square
8 insertions or less $1.5O. Each subse-
quent insertion Is cents. Longer adver-
tisements in the same proportion. A
space equal to six lines makes square
Figure work double price.
Obituaries and Personal Communica-
tions will be inserted at cents per line.
Yearly Advertisements at Special Rates
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1902-04-25
A Doctors Bad Plight.

1.-TWO years ago, as "A result of a severe cold.
lost my voice. writes DIR. NJ. l.. Scarborough.
of Hebron, Ohio, then began an obstinate
cough. Every remedy known to me as
practicing physician for 80 years, failed and
i daily grew worse. Being urged to try DIR.
Kings New Discovery for Consumption.
Coughs and Colds, found quick relief, and
for la st ten days have felt better than for two
years" Positively guaranteed for Throat
and Lung TROUBLES by all druggists. soc.
and S1,O0, Trial bottles free,
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1902-04-25

You can talk to the Railroad Station.
Mill, Store, Creamery and borrow your
neighbours wagon over a LONG DIS
LANCE TELEPHONE. CHEAPEST,
BEST and ALWAYS WORKING. BALTI-
MORE AND BEL AIR, TEL. Co., OF HvR.
Co. ]. A. SHRIVER, Wilma. Md.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1902-04-25
F.H.IGLEHART,
General Provision Store,
MAIN ST., BEL AIR.

have contracted and will soon
have erected complete Refrigerator
Plant for the purpose of preserving
MEATS, POULTRY and PERISH
ABLE VEGETABLES. This will en-
able my customers to always obtain
the very best articles, which will be
sold at living profit only.
ES"Give me a call.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-03-09
CITY IMPROVEMENT.

The valuable article on parks and
Fairgrounds contributed by Director
Jared Smith OF the Federal Expert.
ment Station is one of a series OF dis.
cussions and suggestions for city i'm,
provement that 1t is intended to pre-
sent from time to time.
Last week a brief summary was
given by Jas, II. Boyd, Superintendent
OF Public Works. OF mis- hopes and
plans for the future. Mr.. Boyd has
shown himself heartily In sympathy
with all measures for making the city
more attractive and fulfilling the
many details of healthful, artistic and
comfortable surroundings well within
the range of practical probabilities
His department. however, is at this
time handicapped for want of funds
hence his sole attention must for the
present be given to obtaining sufici
ent money to carry on the work that
Is mandatory.
But this city and the Territory are
not to be forever without funds OF
lacking in the civic pride which looks
to the future. Hence while immediate
accomplishment is impossible much
can be gained by discussion OF wnat
our citizens ought to do and 1t is he
lieved will do when the period of petty
political pickering has passed.
Mr. Smith deals with Honolulu's
possibilities and necessities from the
standpoint Of an expert. His study and
his travels enable him to draw com
PARSONS and offer suggestions appro
pirate to our local conditions. Prac
teal development in keeping with a
well defined plan is what we should
aim to secure and 1t is along these
lines that DR.. Smith writes.
There is really no excuse for crooked
narrow or crowded streets in this city
Honolulu ought to be the cleanest and
the prettiest city of its size in the
United States. 1t has the wealth and
the material to work with. What II
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-03-09

Of the advertiser demands, and the
reading matter has to take any old
place.
This may be Journalism, but II is
not my idea of journalism. with me.
the reader is first all the while, and
the reading matter will always have
tue preference.
'Since buying the Washington
Times have spent a good deal Of
money in modern equipments and
have contracted, as was announced
in our yesterdays Issue for two of the
finest printing presses that can be
made. have been sparing no expense
and shall continue to spare no ex.
pense, to make the Times a first.rate
newspaper in every respect. As I
know newspapers, | think I am justi.
fed in saying that the Times is al
ready SO much improved that is is by
far the smartest looking newspaper N
Washington. This is equally true of
the morning, evening and SUNDAY is.
sues. II is not only the smartest.look.
ing paper, but its typographical ar.
rangement is such that It makes easy
and attractive reading. It is today one
of the cleanest papers in its makeup.
and one of the cleanest papers in its
advertising. in the whole country"
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-03-09

lacks is enthusiastic civic pride and
the energy to go ahead. with view
to securing an exchange of opinion
and voicing the sentiment for city i'm.
provement The Bulletin will publish
articles from various citizens taking
an interest in a more progressive de.
velopment. 1t is hoped and believed
that the public attention thus called
to the capabilities of the town will aid
materially in crystallizing public sen.
timent in a manner that will result in
action on broad and well defined lines
of progress.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-03-09
CURIOUS CRINKLES
By LANAI LouNGER.


uere M weather a, aIo
An army transnort nreciops,v
freigbted with tho liyos q, h,narods -,
brave men started for a vovayo os four
thousand miles with crinn,ed MO.
peller. This would Al a MASSAGE from
N,..,,..,. ,--,N.,
navy rot,ino fron, a,shonos, ,suiaa,
about tho time NJ tho rovol,,,i,,n oil,
there were mn nroneI,ers Then
cho,,,I po,.".s ms, su'.eSS'
aos, o.. a. tJo,,,.,,. In,
srod T., cnnaros. ,ha uon,',,iS nos i.'n
na,ion 30 ,ho ro,.ia - t,n,, ,,,
Tho r,,os, norfoat -, a. -, :" "
bas oyer nrodncod
,,.,-
iatioh Oh 'ne NOTATION OF new enter
prises Inore tnan at present the ques-
,,on VI Tue future wiz oe tne amount Oh
i''sa'ion ihsteau Oh sugar 10 the acre.
is any smart lawyer chap OF disinter-
ested pubic spirit making note OF de-
every now and then, whereby crime
goes unpunished-with the intent to
nav renleulai legislation erected at
the earliest opportunity?
Inc true civic spirit makes its pos
SCISSOR better man for himself in ey-
cry way, for reasons obvious to all not
One Of the great beauties of wireless
telegraphy is that the most powerful
outside current, either by contact or
induction, cannot make II live" to kill
between stations. It can only be dead
ly In an executive message confirming
a death sentence or in the transmission
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-03-09
HIS STRONG PoINr-

Willie had swallowed a penny and
his mother was in a state of much
alarm. Helen" she called to her
sister in the next room, send for a
doctor, Willie has swallowed a pen.
NY"
The terrified boy looked up implor,
ingly.
mo, mamma" he interposed; send
for the minister"
The minister" exclaimed the
mother.
Yes; because papa says our minis.
,er can get money out of anybody
PittsbuTg Bulletin.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-03-09

Hon. Jared G, Smith, of the United
States Department of Agriculture, is
compelled to discontinue details of his
work in Hawaii because his appropria,
ton for the current fiscal year has
been expended. Much OF the money
was used in providing buildings that,
elsewhere, are furnished by the States
and Territories. The sum of $3.50 is
needed to keep things running till June
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-03-09
What EDITORS SAY

eGHHaEHaaRaH aHagasaasau
The spectacle of the president of
Ihe greatest business organization in
the world backing his luck at Monte
carlo until his winnings and losses
become matters of newspaper com.
ment, and then finding IL necessary
10 cable guarded denials of "sensa.
tional gambling" is not an edifyIne
spectacle morally.-Chicago Tribune,
And now comes the stern. unsepti.
mental sanitarian with his ak and
cnops all the poetry out of the dear
oid song OF our childhood, "The Old
oaken Bucket" In a recent number
OF the Engineering News he shows
that the moss-covered bucket was
SHINY with organic matter" and filled
10 the brim with microbes of every
form and color. The writer recalls
the malarious farm, the wet, fungus.
grown Wildwood" the ''scum.coyered
duck pond. the pigsty close by n
ana other pestllential spots in the vi.
Herald. H'
me frequent cry for the scholar I'm
poI'ics Is based on the apprehension
mat the scholar cannot shed his scr,,.
pies The principal effort of the
scholar In politics is to bring 10 the
service OF the machine whatever
shrewdness a university course NAV
develop.-Philadelphia Record
IL is already plain that 1870 10 D.,
lures on the part OF great railway
ilhes Tor costly improvements and
lor the Increase of equipments. So
extensive are the plans already adopt.
60 that In later winters there will
surrey De fewer complaints OF the car
Iahihes' which have caused so much
trouble In handling freight this sea.
son'-New York Tribune.
is, as Mr.. Carnegie asserts. ona
OF the most cheering facts of our dav
and OF our country, that any man abIs
ana willing to work can Obtain en,.
pioyment. There never was a conn.
Try so iaVorably situated for labor as
our own. Nor are the people of anv
otner country upon earth SO thrifty
independent and individually wealthy
-Pittsburg Chronicle Telegram.
In most of me messages sent across
the ocean the essential requirements
are secrecy, speed and certainty in
transmission, and, above all, absolute
accuracy for an error of a single let.
Ter In code word In commercial or
financial message may entail an epor.
nous loss. Obviously a system Inv
which messages are set loose in the
alr-eyen If they could be propeIled
across the Atlantic-would be a long
way from meeting the above REQUIRE.
ments. II Signor Marconi should sue.
coed in developing his brilliant lnven.
ton so as to regularly send signals
across the Atlantic the system would
doubtless have its uses, distinct from
those for which the cables have beI
come gradually perfected through
their nature and the improvements OF
many years.-New York Herald.
AT no time since the experiment was
begun has the Republican system been
more secure In France. II Is now
standing on solid ground. The man
on horseback" is an almost forgotten
Observation-Disclosures Times.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-03-09

30. Will five of our citizens, who be.
lieve in the value of the work being
done by Mr.. Smith, come to his relief
with $50 each?
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-03-09

fer year, postpaid, foreign $40
IelephOne ...'............... 200
Post ONCE BOX ..............7lS
SUNDAY MARCH 3 1902.
Schley's case is pau.
A Pacific cable is a public necessity.
And Prince Henry leaves on Tues.
day.
Billy Emerson has sung his last song
on earth.
1t has been a damp camp for the
Warren boys.
Missouri peaches are badly damaged.
Georgia, next.
Corn and rye seem to be running
Plunger Phillips.
Antiland monopoly is the Federal
iuea for Hawaii.
A masher in st. Louis has been flied
a thousand dollars.
A Kona seems TO have struck that
plantation on Hawaii.
Conditions in California indicate
nothing but prosperity.
Hawaii has been indulging in the
luxury of some weather.
New Guinea natives have been in
dulging in French 'long.pig."
The Peaceful Pacific has been max
ing quite a name for itself.
Financial Field days are fortunately
Of rare occurrence in Hawaii.
Very little interest has been shown
in the freedom of Miss Stone.
Work on Shamrock III is progress
ing-and her finish is in sight.
Tammanys new leader has already
consulted Back-Number Bryan.
Denver has a vigilance committee
What has the tenderfoot been doing
Prince Henry's invasion of America
seems to be giving universal satIsfac
ton.
San Francisco should be happy with
a murder mystery and a masked as
sassin.
Ben Tillman is the statesman who
has publicly gloried about "stringing
up the niggahs." 49,
II is rumored that the speak.easy
has come to Honolulu. Better issue
more licenses and get the revenue.
Hon. Pitchfork Tillman's recent
sparring exhibition is quite in line
with other incidents in his public
career.
The House of Representatives. mum.
bers four physicians in its member.
ship. 1t has, however only one healer
OF the soul.
Senior Palma, president-elect of Gu
ba, says I'VE do not insist on free su
gar" Why is the Sugar Trust so Ter
sIstent, then?
Potatoes constitute nearly fourteen
per cent of the total food of the Amer
lean people Whisky still remains tne
fayorite liquid refreshment.
The troubles OF Kona and Homoa
are among the incidents of plantation
life that tend to make good dividend
payers the more enjoyable.
Hon. WI Ting Fang has INDUCED in
a public disagreement with Ex.Mayor
Phelan. What would WI have dole in
Dennis Kearney's sand lot era?
Monte Carlos profits last year are
reported at $2,5OO,OOO This is more
than Schwab is credited with clear,
ing up there or from the Steel Trust
A home on the rolling deep, even in
the recent season of gales, seems to
have been found attractive by one of
the Planters lady passengers. She
stands by the skipper
The Merchants Association is doing
some good work in trying to extend
the market for Hawaiian coffee. This
is quite in line with the aims and OBJ.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-03-09

The Merchants Association is doing
some good work in trying to extend
the market for Hawaiian coffee. This
is quite in line with the aims and OBJ.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-03-09

In connection with possibilities un.
der municipal government, it may be
mentioned that the veterinary bills of
Tammany's police department increas
ed by $1O,OOOOOO in three years,
though there We're three less horses in
the last year.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-03-09

With potatoes from Aroostook
county, Maine. all Hawaiians will feel
that they have good cause to be
thankful for their existence. The
Aroostock county tubers are the fin.
est in the United States and no less
than five thousand carloads were
shipped from there last season to hep
feed those VINO were not fortunate
enough to live in Maine. The Depart.
ment of Agriculture has made a wise
selection.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-03-09

There is one clergyman wt.o is not
afraid to talk straight. DIR. John H.
Boyd, pastor of the First Presbyterian
Church at Evanston. H.. told his con.
gregation that If Christ came to Ev.
anston and investigated the spiritual
machinery of the church. the pastor
elders and officers would be immedi.
ately discharged and the congregation
severely rebuked for negligence and
inefiiciency. Fancy hearing that at
Central Union!
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-03-09

While leading American stocks in.
creased in value by. more than 81. 800.
100000 last year. examination shows
shrinkage of $3.50 100000 In the
value of the principal British stocks
within two years.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-03-09

Even the person and property OF
kew. T. De witt Talmage are not re.
spected In a railroad wreck. Tho
doctor was shaken up and part of his
baggage was lost in disaster in
Georgia.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-03-09

1t would be interesting to know how
many OF the American editors, who
recently dined with and gushed ever
Prince Henry, have been attacking the
Emperor. his personality and his pol.
icies whenever opportunity offered.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-03-09

Anthony Comstock contemplates a
trip to Honolulu. Anthony is a some.
what erratic individual in his ideas on
modesty. and 1t might be well for the
ladies to put aside their holokus. and
householders drape their statuary
and paintings when Anthony arrives,
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-03-09

A home on the rolling deep even in
the recent season of gales, seems to
have been found attractive by one of
the Planters lady passengers. She
stands by the skipper.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-03-09

Episcopal Bishop Saterlee, of Wash.
ington, d. c., severely scolded society
women who took part in rehearsals for
amateur theatricals on a Sunday af
ternoon and evening. 1t served them
right.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-03-09

They were four bachelor women,
who made such success of their eros.
en- life' that they could not refrain
from showing 1t all to a bachelor n an.
So they invited him to dinner. At the
last minute something went wrong in
the kitchen. He had. to laugh. After
earnest consultation they decided to
take him to their club to dinner. The
menu was excellent and everything
perfectly served. But that fool of a
waiter! He put the check down be.
side the bachelor man who naturally
picked 1t up and paid It! It was to
laugh again. And now the four bache.
Tor women are silent over their sue.
cesses.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-03-09

The House of Representatives mum.
bers four physicians in its member.
ship. 1t has however, only one healer
OF the soul.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-03-09

Monte Carlos profits last year are
reported at $2,5OO,OOO. This is more
than Schwab is credited with clear.
ing up there or from the Steel Trust.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-03-09

Hon. Pitchfork Tillmans recent
sparring exhibition is quite in line
with other incidents in his public
career
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-03-09

women who took part in rehearsals for
amateur theatricals on a Sunday af.
ternoon and evening. 1t served them
right.
Now that Hon. William c. Whitney
has retired from business, he is men.
toned as the Democratic presidential
nominee for 1904. A case of out of the
frying pan into the fire.
united States Senator Penrose, OF
the committee on immigration, hols
out hopes to plantation interests that
Chinese will be admitted from the
Philippines.
American exports are decreasing at
the rate of about s25, zoo, 900 a near
Judging from values in Honolulu this
can hardly be attributed to a decrease
in prices.
ACTIVITY IN the stock market and q
great increase in the postoifce money
order business are both indications of
good times on the Mainland.
And now 1t Is the Dutch East Indies
we are said to be after. Looks as If
Uncle Sam wanted all the cane sugar
islands in the world.
The fate of Cuba was still undecided
when the last mail left the Coast. In.
cidentally the fate of Hawaii NAV he
concerned. ...
Bank deposits in Nebraska are
twelve million dollars larger than they
were year ago. Where is Calamity
Bryan?
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-03-09

II is rumored that the speak.easy
has come to Honolulu. Better issue
more licenses and get the revenue.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-03-09

Hon. WI Ting Fang has INDUCED in
a public disagreement with Ex-Mayor
Phelan. What would WI have dole in
Dennis Kearney's sand lot era?
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-03-09

The brilliancy OF Venus was so in.
tense recently as to cast shadows up,
on the observatory walls at Nice. This
is not the first time that Venus has
put people In the Shade.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-03-09

The poet who has gone to Samoa
must have become disguised with the
scarcity of blue skies and sunlit hills
in Hawaii. 1t is pretty hard to feel
poetical with your pants wet from the
knees down, and your eyes full Of dust
and pebbles.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-03-09

Senior Palma, president.elect of Gu.
ba, says I'VE do not insist on free su.
gar" Why is the Sugar Trust so Ter.
sIstent, then?
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-03-09

jects Of the association, and continued
practical efforts in this direction will,
II is sincerely hoped, result beneficial.
ly to those engaged in the industry
and to the whole Territory.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-03-09

than that those officials who can act
and those whose province and duty IL
is to move forward refuse to do so.
Good government" never was and
never will be accomplished by such
means. Hawaii would be fortunate to.
day If 1t had Boss" Shepherd at the
head of affairs. It's people would be
better contented, its local enterprises
and its business interests better scrv.
ed and the citizens of the future
would look back with more satisfac.
ton upon the work of the founders OF
the Territory.
Hawaii needs progressive force,
readiness to grapple with problems
and solve them by action, not passing
them on to future occasion by block
aiding every wheel of governmental
movement.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-03-09

San Francisco should be happy with
a murder mystery and masked as
sassin.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-03-09

The troubles OF Kona and Homoa
are Among the incidents of plantation
life that tend to make good dividend
payers the more enjoyable.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-03-09

Potatoes constitute nearly fourteen
per cent of the total food of the Amer.
lean people, Whisky still remains the
favorite liquid refreshment.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-03-09

Ben Tillman is the statesman who
has publicly gloried about "stringing
up the niggahs." y.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-03-09

Tammany's new leader has already
consulted Back-Number Bryan.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-03-09

Iowa Democrats have nominated two
gold men for the United States Sen.
ate to run against Allison and Dol.
liver. So the crown Of thorns no Ion.
ger presses.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-03-09

Prince Henry's invasion of America
seems to be giving universal satlsfac.
ton.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-03-09

Denver has a vigilance committee.
What has the tenderfoot been doing?
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-03-09

King Edward wears frock coat
with velvet sleeves, three inches deep
and turned up from the inside. Now
then, Willie boys.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-03-09

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