The daily morning Alaskan., 1902-03-26
A YANKEE
 EXPEDIENT


 at one of'thc first medical schools in Che United States. took up bacicriology as study, for he was rich, and, after absorbing what was known about germs at home, decided to go to Berlin and learn what was known In the land of Koch Virchow and other re- nowned original hunters for the tiny enemy Of man and beast. In the midst of his investigations the panic of ls03 came on and swept away every yes tlge of his fortune.
 Dr. Iglehart was as cool headed a man as ever America produced. On learning of his misfortune he filled a pipe. placed his heels on the table and calmly considered what Co do. He had not even the means to go home; be sides. he had not finished hls studies i'm inc German ncld of bacllh. What could be donci The doctor thought all day and as Che evening was coming on took his heels from on the table knocked the ashes from his pipe and muttered to himself, "I'll try it,
 Arraylug himself in evening dress he sanled forth Co cafe patronl1ed by the higher class of Bcrlincrs and where were often Co be found sprigs of the nobility Casting glance over the dining room as he entered. he cspied the young Count Uaincgruud, an oili cer of thc Garde du Corps, sitting at a table dining with several companions. Dr Irlchart chose a table near to this vonpr man and ordered his dinner. While he was waiting for it he amused himself watching the men at the ad joining table and listening Co ther conversation. Indeed, so pronounced was his ogiing. especially a, the count that the young officer scowlcl at h'm with the remark. "l will pig stick your an expression common in Germany Go denote a ripping mp of ones Interior. This led to cool rctort from thc doe tor. who threw his card on ihc enemy's table and lcft thc room.
 Al midnight Prince Almenach' repre- seuting Count IlcIucHund. called at Dr. Ieleharts rooms and was Informed thgt the doctor was not at home. The prince called again at 9 o'clock and was Informed that the doctor could not rc seen before 10. At 10 the call was repeated. and the prince wos od- mlt.cd and shown into an anteroom full of people waiting. He demanded Co sec the doctor at once and attempt cd 10 force his way through door to am adjoining apartment, but was kept in check by a stout lrishman who wore thc doctors livery that morning for thc first umc. The prince seated himself aud waited, herccly twirling his mrst.clc. while patient after pa ticrt was admitted Go tHc doctors ot- Gcc Meanwhile, rierIrg about the ar.croor. tlc prince saw the doe tors framed medical diplomas and let tcrs from the most celebrated bacicri' olu.is.s When hc had cooled. he no uccI tlat tbc waiting patients were many of them known Co h.m.
 It was 10 o'clock when the doctor hastily entered thc room with Prince Almcnlchs card In his hand and, rush. ius up Go bis serene transparency burs, forth
 "Ah. prince, pardon th.S unfortunate bluudcr. This stupid son of Erin should have given mc your card at once. Instead O, chat. hc placed it on a s,dc table. perceived it only mo' me1t ago when wcat there to get an instrument Come into my consulting roor ut once"
 Tho pruco followed tac doctor and. upon being srsicI. was .av.tcd Co state tlo object of his can When he had Corr so. tac tac;cr said.
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 Irrs.ge, was so pleased -tthr doe. t.r. .o~lu. reception ard so impress ,I ,r ls w9r' cga' importance -rt .p v.nH.ncfel Co do what hc ,os. .r eI.., u .,,.gmguC
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 ~Vr.r calling a; &p. --s,rass, any .rse1 Of od education win De ru, .tt. posses 'o1 or the means oi ,4rte houmnl marss a ycas v,ihou, lclul known in ihe ucId of labor only members Of titled fam. lilies need apply"
 Tho arstocrais who applied Che next morning did got care to toll what they had called for. an prcfcrriug to ndmit that th.y were suffering trow a diseased liver and that they bad come to the great specialist fos treatment | The doctor proposed Co maGc tEcm agents on commission for m.crohc ! killer. an offer they an declined. Upon Dr lglchurts r'iUrn from VI