Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1902-10-23

man round.
John Calls was in Madison
few days last week.
Paul Humphrey was over from
Patch Grove Tuesday.
VIM. Seeman of Boscobel was a
county seat visitor Saturday.
A little learning is like dried APP
pies They both puff you up.
Some people are about as useful
as third wheel to a bicycle.
Every man has his price, but
every woman wants bargain.
There are about 500 tickets on
the Herald's buggy yet untaken.
There is nc honor among thieves.
They are just as bad as other people
1t must be tough on the jailor
who has a lot of felons on his hands.
The best money making scheme
is the old fashioned way Of earning
it.
Mr.. and Mrs. r. B. Showalter
returned Saturday from their east
ern trip. Is
When bachelor girl finally
marries she generally picks out an
old maid man.
Its a pity that some peoples
stomachs are not built to correspond
with their appetite.
If charity covers a multitude of
sins there must be more charity in
the world than we think.
A reformer is the fellow who
think he is the only good thing that
ever came down the pike.
The merchant who doesn't adj
vertise, Immediately gets busy abus-
ing the merchant who does.
Don't do all the talking. Let
the other fellow have a chance to
air his foolishness or wisdom.
Some men get up with with the
lark while others want a swallow
the first thing in the morning.
You have probably noticed that
when a mans grandfather fought in
the revolutionary war he was an
officer.
American field fence is popular
and substantial. M. Mcdonald has
sold %, 900 rods of it since Jan. LIST.
Note his ad.
| The celebrated Dubuque Harp
orchestra will furnish music for the
big dance at the rink Friday even
ing, Oct. 31st.
There is only one thing worse
than taking a kiss without asking
for it, and that is asking for it and
not taking it.
If man paid as much attention
to keeping clean cut reputation as
he does to having a we'll cut mustache
he would be ripe for heaven.
"A man can't be said to be thor
oughly domestic in his tastes unless
he can get an article out of the re-
frigerator without spilling some
thing.
Until noon boy works as if he
got up too soon that morning, and
from noon until night his minds off
planning a scheme for staying uplate
that night.
When someone hears of the
generous donations man makes to a
church women present murmur:
How good he must ber' and the
men say: what an idiot!''
! james Edwards and Robt. Bob
ringer of Bloomington were pleas
ant callers Thursday Mr.. Edwards
recently purchased the farm of the
late John Cary few miles north of
Bloomington and one of the most
convenient farm homes on BlaKeS
Prairie.
"A man in a neighboring town
was compelled to leave just prior to
an expected arrival at his home
Leaving word with the nurse to wire
him; Boys safety arrived" or
Girls safety arrived" just as the
case might be, he left home feeling
somewhat reconciled but the next
week the wind was knocked out of
him when he received telegram
bearing the legend Tandem, O. K.
"A peculiar phenomenon has been
observed in the cornfelds that have
been visited by the recent frosts. In
places are streaks that do not seem
to have been effected in the least
while in the same field there are other