The Lewiston teller. (Lewiston, Idaho) 1900-1905, 1902-03-20

| question: BliIy-NO; I'm afraid to
question the pop.-Judge
| Miss Withers-Are you a marrying
man: He-What do you take me for?
Miss Withers-Oh. this is SO sudden!-
Town Topics
| Sue Brette--How do you know the
gallery gods threw eggs ut you? Ham
Lette-llow do know! Ye gods, didn't
catch them In the actI-Chicago
News.
Ieacher-AnonymOus means without
name. Write sentence showing you
understand how to use the word. Small
Girl twritesD-"Our new baby Is anon
ymous."
Society-Society has to have its foun.
dation. you know. II suppose So"
Fancy anybody trying to be anybody
II there were nobody who was nobody
New York Sun.
| Never Too Young: The Chlld's Faith.
er-Doctor. don't you think that baby
Is too young to submit to an operation1
The Doctor-My dear sir, you can't be-
gin too sOon.-Life
His Wife-Now. don't forgit while
ye're in the city to git some Nv them
| lectric light plants we heern 80 much
about. We kin jis' ez well raize 'em
ourselves. an save kerosene.
"Will there be any honor for the man
who discovers the North Pole?" Ger
tainly! He will be a great life saver"
"A life saver!" "Yes: explorers will
cease going then."-ChicagO News.
Does your wife do much fancy
work p Fancy work? She won't even
let porous plaster come into the house
without crocheting red border around
1t and running a yellow ribbon through
the holes"
Little Willie-Say. pa. what Ia the DIFF.
ference between biography and autobi-
! ography? Photography. my son.
| shows man as he Is. while autobiog.
| raphy shows him as he thinks he is.-
Chicago News.
why do you call the fast bicycle
rider scorcher?" Because he goes
ut hot pace. makes pedestrians boil
ing mad. warns up the police. gets
| roasted In court. and then thinks the
whole thing is burning shame."-'rit-
Bits.
His Version: "What did papa say?"
"He showed me the door" "And what
did you say?" Il said 1t was certainly
very handsome door. but not what
| had come to talk about. That made
him laugh. and minute later you were
mine"-Tit-Bit
Doesn't 1t make you the le:st bit en-.
vious to see what elegant furniture
Mrs. Eyefy Is putting into her house
next door," Not bit. My husband
says it will be sold by the sheriff with
In six months-and III be there to buy"
| Chicago Tribune.
The Stamp of Poetry: II don't see
much poetry in this" he said. Don't
your" she exclaimed; why. Just see.
There's 'methinks' and here ia may.
hap and, let's see-where 10 that. now?
Oh. yes. here 1t is-'haply'-why. it's
one Of the poeticalest little things l
ever saw."-Exchange.
Suppose. Bobbie, that another boy
should strike your right cheek" asked
the Sunday school teacher. what
would you do?" ''Give him the other
cheek to strike" said Bobbie. That's
right" said the teacher. "Yessum,"
said Bobbie. land II he struck that I'd
paralyze him. "-Exchange.
Coming to the Point: Mr.. Grogan-
What power O. funerals they do be
havin' at the church these days. Shure,
It's shtarted me thinking. Miss Casey
Th,nkin' av what? Mr.. Grogan-That
whin 1t come toime fur my funeral
would ye be the WILDLY ?-Philadelphia
Press.
Mr.. Newlywed Ito his young wife,
Jane. you didn't feed any tramps yes.
terday. did you? Mrs. Newlywed--No,
love. Why? Mr.. Newlywed-Oh. MOTH
ing. An unknown tramp was found
dead beside the road just below here
with pie In his hand-that's all, Jane
Judge.
Piscatorial Delights: Mrs. Innocent
What did you enjoy most about your
fishing trip. dear? Mr.. Innocent-l got
most excited when ! was Keeling in.
my love. Mrs. Innocent (bursting into
tearsb-And to-to-th-think you prom
Used me y-you wouldn't d-drink drop.
Harlem Life.
What have you ever done to deserve
the office to which you aspire?" asked
the voter. Nothing" answered the
candidate, frankly; IF had ever done
anything to thoroughly qualify me for
SO important a position l could proba-
bly, make great deal more money as