The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1902-08-10
FUN or THE WORLD.


Celt who. after pulling every political wire in the
ward in which he lived voted. given
position diver in the Government service
signed at Of first experiences under water
His chief who had been told take good OF
because of the influence that obtained the
position. surprised. and asked
i guiss yez all wen enough. the reply.
but ofn sthck 30 where OF can't split
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Did you the story General B. F Buffers
hatred of pepper? No; well. here 1t is and It
has never been in print" So spoke weil-known law
yer.
Years ago when the General was at the height Of
his career he counsel in big that involved
dollars worth of hides. These hides
from South America. and were in an awful smelling
order keep them together II had been
essary with black pepper quantities
OF which used.
when the General told this he used say that
he had a suspicion that this pepper afterwards
gathered together sold and great his horror
he might against Of the article that
thing could induce him to use pepper
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Apropos of case in police the other day
temporary tells the story OF a cautious Orangeman
Belfast The magistrates there had announced that
they would infict fine of 40 shilings on any person
expressing in public regard for the future
state of any present antagonist a policeman suhse-
quently upon Orangeman lying IN dgnined
in the gutter, and muttering. To" To -" APP
parently he get than the of the
destination TO which he desired 10 soHSoouS
or something so constable. with "a case in view.
erdeavored to help him out ITO where with whom?
he inquired. bending the orangemsn- But the
northern caution asserted itself Rising into sitting
posture the Orangeman gazed the officer Finish
II yourself. he said; 1T is too expensive for me-
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Lord Salisbury was the subject of tape incident
which London newspaper once few days
of Lord Salisbury, the tat
startled subedors then, by odd perversty.
the machine paused. Nobody waited for the next
word with more suppressed than a little
group the tape and when it the type
printed this " s gardener
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District Attorney Jerome. York whose father.
Lawrence celebrated wit OF his days.
that a certain occasion when he little chap.
he riding his fathers knee IN Fifth avenue
stage every other being taken. At the corner
lady and his father said to him IN tones
Why Tavers. my boy 1 ashamed of you. Why
don't you get UP and give this lady your seat
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Mrs Fawcett has been telling the wonen's liberal
unionist club at Cambridge Il is known
Pretoria xPresdent far from deserving
his wife tried induce her to him to Hol
land. but she refused. At the last moment he sent
again to her putting at her disposal safe
the Portuguese frontier reply II win
where 1t is you who have kndied this fire. and
you ought to stay to put II out
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In discussing prospect President being
driven out or venezuela the otner day. Dr DAVID J.
Hill secretary state. cited the
former President Blanco. whose administration
overturned according common report.
accumulated great wealth He remarked that Senior
Blsneo strolng in boulevard In Paris when
passing pedestrian arrested the pace companion
and said: See that he stole 100000 when the
government overthrown" Quick as a fash Senior
Banco turned. Beg pardon. SIR. said. icily,
It $ 900 COO
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The little daughter Of Beerbohn Tree the famous
English actor is the subject OF a pleasing story
when visitors talking theatrical matters
lady took the child her knee and said And you.
dear. suppose you intend great when
you grow upT 'Oh, not at ALL" the selfpos-
sessed response. Mamma intends marry
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An Atchson policeman found a hotel guest roaming
about the streets in his sleep He 10 lead the
to JAIL when the stranger protested guilty
of no wrong-doing-" he said II somnambuiIst.'
1T don't make any difference what church you belong
to- returned the Officer. can't do no walking
on these streets in your shirt TAN