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The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1902-12-31
UNCLE AIs,ALoM FELT THR lNsp1I,ATloN
OF HAuTXEIi

Oh Ern'f;s. Watch on pray. h,It Enoch
waN> viii Gaw,!. en- he WIZ not Why?
Fun ''nw,i tuc!, i'm. Oh course he
Cid. I'm 80 n!l .;vine ,r same way.
".lit is Ike Enoch wen hr got up
&c wAil.a ir l.awd cone long. cn
lie say. E'!.>'.!, Wha' yo' gw.nc 10" I
gn .no Eis III = cake walk. I.awd. De
I.aW;i ain fny Eo,h!n' mo- tell wen do
hHa strike ", lie say 'iIyah. Enoc.i:
gW.:ar walk Wild yo De angels wuZ
playin dcy golden liahps. Gay-hrcl WIZ
soundin' his lawn. cn Itnoch w,Z 'njoy-
in hit splendid en- thinkin do prorcs.
slonalship Ewino b'long tub i'm sho.
Dcy WIZ walk down enc way en-
sashny back. Gu dcy had done stAht
down a.y'in wen dey wuz do higgcs'
kim oh thundIh en- lightnn'. De sui
phuh begin r;2ln' en- chokin' de angels,
de hahps en- de hawns WIZ all con-
jungle togethah, en- Enoch-'he wuz
not, fuh Gawd tuck I'm DO dat look
like ho 'proob ob dc walkin'? Gawd
tuck 'im,' en yo' nll gwine de SAME
way. Auy::sos1.y zis:a q fool CT tnh walk
ag.in de Lawtl. be boun t1Ih he tuck"
~ N1'SA Oii A~o". AS@aA - CNO y tiRlc
Abaalom hobbaai to tha watch meeting
9n6 mp TO the altar rail. Aunt Hillary
hsas not 70 be seen. II hab call fun
dc Land: breth'n en astahs,~ hc he-
gar. zen he hab said: Stay not IN de
ho;eo Oh ds rfchue but SO tuh &c
c9tse walk. oh. Aba'hoi1l. mn son, mn
spu. ~, r~ey IN de nstdS 90 0e scbl,in
ieff1i1s en- dc hawned 6eaetsea Tufn
dey hasts tul, de wrath 90 de flaw,d.' "
And tho -s'dah- hobIted slowly to the
1cpE. hia face streaming With perspira.
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1902-12-31

\ good story is told OF certain
English coloncl in connection with
an inspection Of Il crack rifle corps
which he commanded.
The inspection passed Off salts
factorily. There were no COM
plants, and the regiment was cvi-
IDENTIFY in good order.
But" said the inspecting gen
eral, Il am bound to tell YOU, colo
mel, that rumors have reached me
OF gambling being carried on cxten-
sivcly among your officers"
'"That may have been the case,
sir" said the colonel, "son months
ago, but l can assure you that moth
ing of the kind is in vogue now, be-
cause I've won all the ready money
In the regiment, and l would not al
low any gambling on credit"
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1902-12-31
helci:lai's Ear Vas Working.

Congre zman john H. Kcscham Of
Dntchcsa connty dropped into the Ar
lington tonight and brother con
grr>*unau iola tlis story about him:
Lssa wiatcr G.n. iletcEi..m was ap-
preached b. one Of his constituents.
The general is deaf aud his friends
have to raise the;r voices in convers-
ing with l;im.
General, said the constituent,
I've been in Washington two or
thrcc days longer than I expected to
and have run out of money. I want
to borrow ten dollars
"How?" said Gen. Ketcham, putting
his hand up in ear trumpet fashion.
II said" repeated the applicant,
with crimsoning face, "that I had
been in Washington two or threc days
longer than expected and I'm out Of
money. l want to borrow twenty dol
lars of you
"You said ten dollars minute
ago. retorsed Gen. Ketcham, and
then the two looked at each other and
laughed softly New York Tribune.
Stops tho Cough and Works off the
Cold.
Laxative Bromo Quininc Tablets cure
Il cold in one day No cure, No Pay.
Price 25 cents.
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1902-12-31

;ni toc@ to taprin.; nn accompaniment
--------.---,--, 10 thc whirling
- I'm music as the
III /X= head couple
c@sl/N started by Tn.
~ &gSt} leila Ah.:Iom
jiI 5. E9<M-~] I Woe unto yo'!
TAlI/tsf%KzHXI.1 Watch en- pray"
Fsas. SfaJffyp2S pE5M1zVH he cried. zen
NJ 4Y T. ~ don walk nS'in
leX5!tIIz ;G2S& &HsafM w dc I<,wd!" Ills
p.f(Ssd11, Al tsgg5eif,sc.--EE3 rheumatic old
Es9:'1 NEt,aaf SE1 body shook with
~ ~ s igfsS, iSiEi the power uf his
k>.I H.; b g1lHls&g. y umnlion. lie
Lon4 - :fs4S[:}Sf:i.Hgl reached for his
- yt,t3S Wiki Sunday lant.lscr-
~ r.s.s 'i9E;iij}i ,l..cI, hnu"ine
Z. 80 ;i.a ~ Irou, nnf ,,i;cr
s"HfFf cg:t ,ac,,ri .,,u
; E,5- ,i.r. ,r ,:S s;,.,l,
~ Hcw iron, hi.
....,,!5.... l,.I,,,s
f..r c.,i,S. -.
s.----.---.-! .....l j.j,.. :,,u
~ ~ cn !c Ai nu,!- :Mavc1
N:lrr~. me,
i'n 'p nt I'D eno .n s,j.'; r.,l
.atl- ,'5,.n ,n tln il.or V.t.l
81. r4. ai. At .ir,M lt...,...
Nl l,"2 .,ti yl ,;jr,
l afir lhr c.url.. ~. u..;,,.,c,.
.'i a. q. ual. - ar IA,y.,
M;ti''h ~ IN in i!tr lines don"'
t"''ti. ''. l.,;i..s." l.ut .il,.
'.'n.a ,:Hiiiii-. lrir lientlii,s.. "In
~ .aiir ub uu,lts wha' 80 vo' t,,,
ir ta 4.el o!.u..i!;.s en- ,.rat,
2. y
,'.r ct.Iy unc un i!.r ..uur. f,r the soc.
oal .ni" rr'ln',l 10 ,.llnit 10 the
''i';lTrt'n tA1 first haI suffered.
40 Ah'oin" .Inh Hillary E.u.
n,'!Ap''s *.nci before Him l.ut neither
A.S,l"Hi i,nr tie music stopped. "Tck
.ipl Oh n"a aim. llill'ry. en- sec dc
i,i"fy "' d. i.nwd Oh oh lz-rul." And In
terror lest he should fall, as she real.
YEA that he WAS using hat one stick.
a:d that in the air. to acccnt,intc his
lansS;nEc. she put her arm through his.
Then her head strnightcncd up. her
body tilted back and her feet flew out
ns the music vib.ntNl through her
every fiber and muscle. Uncle .Absa-
lom felt the inspiration OF n partner.
Ills elbows cooked themselves at the
most approved cake walk angle, ana he
look an extra step to the right Aunt
hillary instinctively did the same.
rex oc ole pffsum cn coon kctch in
.o i"'t- ihirS. Whispered AhsalOn.
ICY ava none ob en- knows dat step
,!"n. mere was no rheumatism in
o''i' HnS;l"ins gait now. and he did
nor S!'"" mat the orchestra. with OK
VIZ %'S'. WI" playing at greater speed
VI 'na' the haN was filled with giggling
young lo:E. &c and Hillary were far
"N"! "h 'ne oiu plantation walking
o''. u"""' oie inarsah was
e4iN'e "'n oie u''sS"s. ana young
~, ,,'''' 90" n''i'"eii was piay7nS Ills vio-
80" lo' ..c ho.c oalh!ui- Such STEP
ln"s "i'u ''sh"yins' such pigeon
!" 4"s' ."u ''ef"s'eS "hu noWs the young
!, sene' "''''' !" Mason'c ha4i hau never
ociolS seen. ana the Glgglcrs. gradual
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1902-12-31
Lived Longer in BiDic Days

Lived Longer in Hi.Ic Uays
II scientific or ou,s;.s.ion,;G, ,,,cr
r.cta,ions Of u,c Ola ~ ,.n,o,',
,4np,s hAy, hccn mad. oy,l.;.
Z lwny the renoatcd and dcGn;.. .o,o
nlen,s ~ 80 The lonrc,;t, g ,bo g.
cDncr,t;o,, oe ,uo, e .aa. ill.,, H..
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ar.n.,Iy ,yca ,;o,
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roo- i.ae;. o H.. p..t, -
r. III
Ill
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t,,c ,r, u,Io5;,:.a ,.,; as =.
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an a,,.upt 70 ,,,,,o ,hn oo,..Ja,a.
curacv of tlo .t,tomo,,,. % c.. .sI.
!, ~, uIl Ta',. " A'' ln@uo
car)v uank;ua :" eA'u -
4 full ,ccount and 49,:
-, ""u ''''c" % 'his
wh;cn 'r nr.;sn. :" ,nn ,"' 1IosoSe ,s,' 'remsa'
rcvcrcut scbo,,r,v I'D ;n,o;
The ar,;clc i condnnsa,1 L., RE- I:.
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la,ion. wv
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o"'J ''" 9cH'''
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80
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r,,. . Us 80. ~, - ,.'c
,;,c,l, rooo;.
,,r,.I ,nr;o,l =, "'u -
i, o,cs,;on :. ,,-.,. w ~ 49,
;,,cif,l ''u
.rThoro =
the l;t.r,, oconr.o., 90 ~ -. Jepti"s n:,I,
rccLon;no IT, oos,. w." ''o''
luvian humanity no.o a,a,,
m;t rho ,onn,h 90 :N.:., ~ p ~.
,,lc,cd IN .bo Ru,,a M 30 '''o
know o;,n,, - tho.o -. NJ W., nc
m,ls 100 moxo -
colossal nron,rt;ons 80 ~ haoas aHu a.;
covered in Tho oo,.h., a.... rm
80 'Ho e"i1n StraLa 1ully
measures 49,, H. app:s u'ncfen'
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1902-12-31

= a philosopher has an excuse fo,
any old thing except the toothachc.
= Habits grow on man, but 9
small boy soon ouigrows his habits.
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1902-12-31

IN a-a-y is',-. I.s
10y .a'..
'ivY. i.
fis' ,fl ~.
ol " ,u g.,
!nf:ii r o.fyi.n'o, "alf-
ln.l = ,a.,!i. !wi-fli y N';h rl,cu.
,A:tiD'. Mayed - :.ll ilo ~. ln sat
cro"i.;n.; avs! luitc9::lI t, l.....,,lf ;lat
sunny Florida Sunday nftcrnnon in al
old rocking clair at Tie clcc nf lis
little sweet pctn.o patch. .tuHt HI
lary Eucalyptus. ls wife, washing
dishes just inside tho open doorway
of The shnnty. east nm eye in lis d!-
rcction occasionally to make sure that
he was keeping the chickens out of
the putntD vines.
awl-n- wisht tt could pray like
Dan-!yul prayed" sang Uncle Absa-
ION through the whole verso, adding:
would pray !" io'ln tell ce dcbhil
mex complement tui run tUh ,!r
eiS Oh oe yum. lMwh' Hnmc do
cllcnluinch tuh show dcy wich'ncss
tull q" chu'ch!' A violent crt4lliing of
Nf W. '"'"'' "n' more poWtTThl
Si"''h RON ~ '''i"'n hr"urht Aunt lli'-
i"S !" W h"'i'h steps = IA dn
'i.''t''" wa 80 NDS ln;A A'n' 70
- .t.l' IL
''i."' H".ic '-'''H W" J"
- ~" lr'FNii'l''u"n5 y, !l'l''y
,."Na'a !'l.''i = >'S'i"in Sn''i;'i-
=, ''' ''.k'' N@i.'lii' 70
'''"'' '''' '',' it'H' Ni! i'i'Nt;r t3'i at
- A'''> .A
'.''' - N''1 l'ih. non 50 -
i'i'I y = i"n! 'si''t. 80 'mtm-
''i'"' -. ''N 'iil' ~ Knees
," - D' w 4r W il'.'r "l' illl'neln.'
~ "' ~ 2'H F"i';" i ID no
no ''.S' = ''''*.'I'
.iV.c -Nh";'ihih Hrii''N NAch 'ii'iin!ly
40 '''"' ''Hiii'i"Nr''i iltSlNc me '!''"rWay,
''nn ms Hii'li! i''''-A i0fricai crew t.
HH'' i"'' "'tl'f cr"'f'"' aS Il" ;frCnn,!
~ ~ "N''t l'o'%'o Ni'irs: "l-i!s'ry an
ii"G ''' i'" "p '''l. ''.ic ;'ii 'i,i. Mi'!
"c ;. N'lsh o'' &c lac" lTGaci9h he
E", az Town walk on IN l'c l@w,!
ii''o ''uSSN' ''i, go. ''t%'br. vel: 20
i'lVN Np III .li!(ltt lD(!N.
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1902-12-31

N...l !r ~ ,..c iidil'. c.it 81. lie words.
'.'G 'ouilr III d. r;ddI - There
W.ii = sigh "i relief, AL Tie "Cawii.
~ ]'rchhd"MiI" 81; II. i,ls; 10 I.a;tii!s
:nl tor.i to tapping; an accompaniment
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1902-12-31

10 the TlIirling
Ill usic us the
head couple
started by Tn.
Gle y bh;ilOIn.
Woe unto y0'!
Watch on pray"
he cried. cen
don walk aS'in
dc L<Wd!' Ills
rhcuInartic old
body Shook with
me power G1 his
G III "tion. II e
reached for Ills
Sunday hant,l,cr-
"A"I. !lau%inG
lroH' an otter
c0Ht rcc.sci. md
'.r II his sticks
Now from his
ir't..in!it@ liai!..S.
.Dr 'eliiie ~
i iu... :lsl
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1902-03-11
STATE MINING LAW.

On account OF the activity OF mining
in this section, the following law re-
garding stalking out and holding a
claim is published:
Chapter XCIII-An act to amend
section one Of an Act entitled: "An
Act amendatory OF and supplemental
to An Act relating to the location, re-
location, manner OF recording lode
and placer claims, mill sites, tunnel
rights, amount OF work necessary to
hold possession OF mining claims and
the right CT co-owners therein, approx
ed March IS, 1907" approved March
-, 1890, approved March 20, 1901.
Section l. Section one OF the above
entitl:i Act is hereby amended SO as
to read rs fellows:
Section one. Section two OF The
above named Act is hereby amended
SO is to read as follows:
Section two. Before the expiration
ii :iin>ty days from the tinle 81 post
ing Hogce upon the claim the locator
must sink a discovery shaft upon the
| claim to the depth o: at least ten fee-
from the lowest part of the rim Of
such shaft at the surface or deeper if
necessary to show by such work a
lode deposit OF mineral in place. 4
crosscut, or tunnel which cuts the lode
at depth OF ten feet, 0. an open Gu,
along the ledge o. lode ecuivalcn: 20 a
shaft four feet by SIX feet by ten feet
is equivalent to a discovery shaft The
locate, must define the boundaries O.
his claim by marking a tree or rccl
in place or by setting post or stone
one at each corner and one at the cen
ter OF each side line When a post i
used it must be at least four niche
square, by four feet six inches j,
length, set one foot in the ground Will
a mound Of stone or earth four fee
in diameter by two feet in heigh
around the post When it is practio al
~ impossible on account OF bedrocl
or precipitous ground to sink such
posts, they may be placed in pile Q
stones; or where the proper p!ac:n
OF such posts or monuments Of ston
is impracticable or dangerous to iii
!, and limb, it shall be lawful to plac
such a post or monument Of stone :
4 the nearest point, properly marked t
= designate its right place When
. stone is used, not rock in place
must be at least six inches square an
, eighteen inches in length, set two
/ thirds OF its length in the grouns
which trees, stakes or monument
must be so marked as to designa.
the corners OF the claim located.
Section 2. This Act shall take e
!, feet on the first day OF July, 1901.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1902-03-11
The Newspaper Law

I. All subscribers who do not give
express notice to the contrary are con-
sidered wishing to continue their SUBJ
scriptions.
2. If subscribers order the discon-
tInuance of their periodical the pub
Usher may continue to send it until all
arrearages are paid.
3. If subscribers refuse or neglect to
take their periodicals from the Office to
which they are directed, they are res
ponsible until they have settled their
bills and ordered them discontinued.
4. Subscribers moving to other
places without informing the publisher
and the papers are sent to the former
address, they are held responsible.
5. The courts have decided that re-
iusing to take periodicals from the Of
fee or removing and leaving them un-
c.lled for. is prirla facic evidence Of
intended fraud.
6. II subscribers Pay in advance they
are bound to give notice at the end Of
the time they do not wish to continue
taking it, and the subscriber will be
responsible until nutil an express no.
! tice with all arrearages are sent to the
publisher.
| 7. The latest postal laws are such
that newspaper publishers can arres,
any one who .akes paper and refuse:
to pay for it.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1902-03-11
Seeds! Seeds!

In order to facilitate the delivery Of
seeds, Mr.. Newlands requests all those
desiring a quota of seeds next spring,
to send in their applications at the pre-
livery than would otherwise be posi-
sent time, thus assuring an earlier de-
BILE. Address all applications to Fran
els G. Newlands, House Of Represcn-
tatives, Washington, D. c.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1902-03-11

Sheriff ..........W VIM. Kinney
Deputy Sheriff F. Knoblock
County Clerk. $50. Geo w. Cowine
County Recorder . j. A. Wall
District Attorney. E. E. Roberts
State Senator A Living s:or
Ct ]. Heidenreich.
Asselnblymcn. &c.. James Sweeney
e.. Samuel Plat
COMMISSIONED. P. Woodbury. c. +
Bray and l. 5. Daueherty.
Justice of the Peace IL. Stone
Constable .-...............A A. Grant
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1902-03-11

JUSTICES SUPREME COURT:
w A. Massey, G P, c. H Beillnap
a. L Fitzgerald
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1902-03-11

COUNTY DIRECTORY:
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1902-03-11

STATE INSTITUTIONS
L. o. Henderson. Warden State Prison
Jos. r. Stubs, P-es ident State University
o. Patterson, Supt. Hosp Mental Discs
los. Josephs, Supt., of Orphans Home
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1902-03-11

PLACES OF INTEREST
NEAR CARSON CITY.
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1902-03-29
THE POLITICAL SITUATION.

What the political situation up
here inquired the reporter Don t
know was the invariable reply No
one in Amasa seems to know what is
going to happen in political way and
all are waiting for the result of the
caucuses which are TO be held tonight
and Monday night
The Republican caucus will be held
this evening, as per call by the town
ship chairman Chas Extrum.
IL is rumored that Mr.. Extrum viii
seek the supervisorship but in response
to our query that gentleman replied
that he had not decided One thing
is certain, and that is that there will
be two tickets and the alignment will
be pretty much along Hemlock and
Oliver lines.
IL is rumored that j. 7. Gibson will
lead the Oliver forces although that
gentlemen acclaimed any intention of
being candidate The only name we
heard mentioned for the minor offices
was that Of George Darragh for clerk
and the suggestion meets general fav-
orable mention
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1902-03-29
THE MACCABEE SCRAP.

The anti-expansionists and oppon-
ents Of Major Boynton in the Michigan
great camp, Knights Of the Maccabees,
are proposing to take much Of the power
ont Of Boynton s hands should he be re-
elected, which, according TO the pres
ent law Of the order, are now vested
in the chief executive. Amendments
with this object obviously in view have
been noticed and are fathered by the
present executatiye committee of the
order, which is antagonistic to the
doughty major The changes proposed
are making the offices Of the three
members Of the board Of auditors, now
appointive by the great commander,
elective and further TO make their au-
dit subject TO the approval of the ex-
ecutive committee the appointment
of district deputies now vested ex-
clusively in the hands of the great com
mander, to be appointed thereafter by
and with the approval of the executive
committee and limiting the preroga
tive heretofore enjoyed by the great
commander of granting dispensations
when seen fit so that dispensations
waving the operation of any section
of the laws shall not be issued except
with the approval of the executive
An amended section is also
proposed to the effect that the executive
committee shall have power TO do all
things which, in its judgment. will
TO the best interests Of the
order not inconsistent with or con
trary TO the laws of the state of Mich
igan, or of the great camp, the refer
ence being TO actions in the interim
Of conventions.
These propositions will be voted on
at the biennial review to be held at
Marquette in June and will precipitate
a red hot contest between the two forces.
If they should carry on the floor of
the convention, and Boynton should
be reelected, he would find his hands
tied as regards carrying for
ward projects antagonistic TO the wish
of the executive committee Two
years ago Boyington, owing to his per
sonal popularity was elected by an over
wnelming majority, but he failed in
carrying with him the two elective
members Of the executive committee
and from the preparations made it
would seem that a repetition of the re-
suit then brought about is in some
quarters anticipated Mining Journal
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1902-03-29

A piece of iewelry which the Jew
elers says is becoming popular with
women of the stage as well as those
on II Is known as the kissing brace
let On the stage the kissing OF the
lady's hand has Increased recently.
and although the practice won't re-
place the good old-fashioned way
seen hi real life, the bracelet, ac-
cording Go the men who sell iewelry.
will be worn extensively The brace
let consists OF a narrow, thin gold
bangle or medallion,
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1902-03-29

be, and ne is hereby appointed TO at
tend all meetings Of the board Of SUI
pervisors in the interest Of said town
ship Of Crystal Falls, during the tenn
porary absence Of Mr. Arthur f. Buz-
20, the supervisor thereof, and the said
board Of supervisors is hereby requested
to recognize the said Thomas Conlin
and to give him seat on said board
whenever they are convened for the
transaction of any business, so that
the interests of said township Of Cry
stall Falls, will be protected.
Dated at Crystal Falls, Mich Dec
ember 9th, A. D. 1901.
signed A. Z. Buzzo
Thomas Conlin,
F o. Rosengren
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1902-03-29
A SILK STRING CURE.
Novel seIf-Trentment Tint Proved
Effective In a severe Case OF
Lumbago.

In Gen. +. c. Latrobe's varied and ex-
tensive mail during he past year there
have been hundreds Of letters begging
him 20 send the writer's some of his
renowned silken strings for the cure
Of lumbago, reports the Baltimore
sun.
While Gen Latrobe was attending
the sessions 81 the last legislature aud
was incidentally nursing q severe case
Of lumbago S. W Pattison met him
one day and suggested that II he
would simply tie silk string about
his waist next 20 the skin he would
be cured The general experienced
an unusually severe twinge tina, night,
and in desperation ordered his man
servant Robert, 10 tie on the string.
From that time the lumbago began
TO depart until the next day. when
II entirely disappeared Gen Latrobe
was enabled To stay in Annapolis.
The story Of his cure becoming
noised abroad letters began to come
in by the score, until finally. in order
70 find time 70 attend TO any other
business, Gen. Latrobe referred all let
tiers to HIS man Robert. whom he there
upon gave the name Of DR. Wilson.
Since that time DIR" Wilson, spe-
cialist in lumbago, has been making
tidy little income selling silk strings
Of the proper curative kind.
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1902-03-29
FEW ROYAL DIVORCES.
separations Have Not Been Numerous
Among the Titled During the
Last Century.

A royal divorce is very rare event;
indeed, those which have taken place
during the last century-even includ-
ing the most famous of all, that Of
Emperor Napoleon |. and his unfor--
tunate consort. Josephine may be
counted on the fingers of one HAND,
says the Detroit Free Press. To these
must now be added the divorce, on
grounds Of hopeless incompatibility
OF temper. OF two OF Queen Victoria's
grandchildren. namely, the grand duke
and grand duchess OF Hesse. The
grand duke is the only surviving son.
OF the late Princess Alice; he has
several sisters. Of whom the best
known are the empress Of Russia and
Princess Henry of Prussia, while yet
a third. Princess Louise Of Battenberg,
has now Lived for many years in Eng
land. The grand duchess Is the second
daughter Of the late duke OF Sake
Coburg and Gotha and she spent much
OF her girlhood in London. There is
but one child, daughter. and II has
been arranged that she will divide her
time between the two parents, who
are, of course, first cousins as well as.
man and wife
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1902-03-29
THE SMALLEST MEMBERS.
Who Are the Most DiminutiVe
of stntcsnsa

The baby member Of the house is
Representative Lever, of South Caro-
lima. lie is only "a years old, and
looks 20. He was private secretary
OF the late Representative Stokes, and
when the latter died was voted By a
grateful constituency into the va
cant seat, states the Washington
Post
Every day at ll:45 o'clock Bert
Kennedy, assistant doorkeeper. warns
all persons not entitled TO the floor
10 yacate, "the rules Of the house re-
quiring the same For three days
Kennedy saw a small boy sitting al a
desk and coolly disregarding the Off
cial summons 20 retire. lie threw
his piping. penetrating voice in the
direction of the lad. but without ef.
feet. On the third day Kennedy told
his troubles TO Amos Cummings
If that boy don't get out OF here
before IL o'clock I'll throw him out,
said Kennedy
what boy2" asked Cummings
sitting over there" replied Ken.
nedy pointing in Levers direction.
II wouldn't throw him out, said
Cummings
why not?" inquired Kennedy
Because" remarked Cummings.
you might lose your job. He's a
member OF the house"
Kennedy didn't say word. and
Representative Lever remained undis.
turbed
Speaking Of little men. the new
congressman from New York who de-
featcd Perry Belmont could be hid
den away in a gripsack
Viewed from the gallery MIR Less
Ter seems like a blade OF grass lie Is
certainly less than five feet high.
weighs about 60 pounds. and his arms
are like pipe stems lie wears boys
shoes and boys hat Under his hat,