Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1902-10-25

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troubled minds.
The political cauldron boils merrily.
Sometimes 1t boils over, but there will
be no cold waite. added to the mixture
until Nov. a.
Bout time for Billy" Durand and
Billy" Wolf to go on their annual
fishing expedition. They haven't
missed 1t for 20 years.
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What with the worry of laying in a
supply of corn for winter and dodg-
ing many bullets, the days of the
squirrel are full of events.
What a harvest the Mole st. Mich
olas liar could have reaped at the time
Of the volcanic eruptions, had that
original prevaricator still been sta
toned there.
The wise plumber lays in much pipe
and hopes for an early and long win
ter. The plasterer and paperhanger
will also be beneflciaries when water
pipes freeze up.
The Reformed Herald says: We
want to thank the city papers for
their kindness shown Grace church
and the Ohio Synod. in the splendid
way in which they reported everything
of interest through their columns.
They gave time and attention for
which we feel grateful.
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DR.. Wilgohs, of Clinton, aged 90, and
E.. w. Shook, quitesa boy in compari-
son, being only 7s, were among those
at the Buchtel the night of the John
son meeting to see the famous Mayor
Dr. Wilgohs, unfortunately, was
obliged to return home before getting
an opportunity to shake hands with
the distinguished visitor.
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1.-THE people won't be asked to pay
more than $4,000 for the new JAIL"
say the Republican officials who are
standing sponsor for the extravaganza.
The extra money required has been
secured from another fund that
was running over with n
surplus" This is one of the fiimsiest
arguments ever put up. Who provid-
ed the money for that "other fund.-"
John Randolph of Roanoke once
said in Congress that he had discov-
cred perpetual motion, and that 1t was
very simple, being the fact that:
paper makes money,
Money makes banks,
Banks make poverty.
Poverty makes rags,
-. Rags make paper,
Paper makes money.
Money makes banks"
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Rev. G.. l.. Alspach Of Grace Re
formed church, writing In the Re-
formed Herald concerning the recent
Synod meeting here and it's visitors,
says: The members must have been
pleased with their guests for we heard
many one say, "Oh, we are just hav-
Ing grand time, glad you sent us to
Mr.. -" In fact some were so we'll
pleased that the pastor would not be
at all surprised If his services would
be needed ere long. OF course he isn't
anxious to get rid of any of his young
ladies, but IL they go to take charge
of manse, somewhere, he will not
feel quite so badly over it.
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Grandma Beacon as the Joar of
Arc of the Republican party must be
known to be appreciated. You can
always rely on Grandma devoting
more time and space during the clos
ing of the campaign to squealing on
account of her own personal hurts
than she does in fighting for the par
ty,' said Republican official Satur-
day. He is mad because Grandma
stirred up the Jail question and then
threw up her hands. "She never
fingers to the end" he concluded. Up
In Cleveland the Johnson men have
Grandma Leader squealing in the same
| way. Listen.
The Johnson organs are both throw.
ing fits" these days. That shows that
they regard the situation as desperate
They always yell Grandma Leader
when they get in the last ditch.--Lead,
er.
NEXT MORNING PHILOSOPHER.
Public virtue never survives the
demise of private rectitude.