Wallowa chieftain. [volume] (Joseph, Union County, Or.) 1884-1909, 1902-05-15


No, Much Hurt Ether: Ye
N,ev down aoi biz hin. and n. =
fifteen hundred dollars aars--,
Quite s w.ni:sl wasn't .t--Rr
The PRINCIPAL InEedlea, in ssa~,
patent medicines Is the sane. i,
nus; be s powerful drug. whnk,r
Printers .1k- Town ana Ocuns,
Fache--N0w. remember. l h,rs a,
hidden yo1 20 80 OF; with young To-.
k.as. don't le; ne catch you us,s,.
sEa.n No, papa-we'u try nSa,-
Life
IN Pursuit. Of L: SmithAEs,
Fine day, Are you out wzIkh, !,
ycur health: Smyth4-Yes: Las
.n= 10 the Observation-Disclosures,
News.
AIS Fair 70 Hin; St-eet.car On
6ucr0r-H7w old IS that bog. us.,n.
Ia6y-Why do you ask, Cons.sv-
Because lis - fare quesrion--oMr,
News
Sympathetic: DsscSTd hsye In
know. sl-. that ny ancestors were M
b,oode5 Di--s-Too bad: why dt,
they take something for it1-oAis sn
Journal
When & w0-kin-man has q jOh b
presumption i that he is an &ss
man. When s politician has One i
presumption IS the other wsy-EG
delph.a Ledger.
Plo,oc-aPlsr-Now, I want yss d
look as II you were not having Fw|
picture taken Cus-one--Thea yxi|
hs-;e- give me- back the deposit ash
n a-v1oce.-L.te.
Interesting and Exciting: 4 ,
Ticed z large crowd gathered IN tsu|
OF your house this morning. WsrI
what wss the marter?7 4 Wis Il
charging the cook. ."-Ex
MIS-. O'Rourke 60 charitable sld Y |
Har.wel, who is giving away p1r
10 the needys-LonE life to ger blor
sure. III niver see g goose asinL luI
III think OF yez,-Harlem Life.
4 S;necu-e: Mrs. Flynn-An' phvrI
yer son Moike d3in' now. Mrs. oaN'
MIS-. Casey-Shure. Moike amt ir |
anything. Mrs. Flynn. Hes *
government job.-Leslie's Weekly.
Say, ny uncle da;'s visiting u y
cot g wooden leg" Ugh. dat's N
n. When I was down Ter New ID /
! saw man da- was al wood IN in
Of cigar store. ."-Leslie's Wee&lJ.
Reduced 10 g Good Basis: -HA
how does il seem 10 he enGag ged To 81 /
wealthy girl:" Fine, Ever n
l kiss her feel as If ! were takin. y
coupon OF q government bond La
a Fight Jury: Western JudSs-B
the jury come 20 an agreement fr
man with a broken nose and @1
eye}-I don't know, yer honor KS
OF them are unable 10 speak at Prssz
Smart Set
Candidly AvOwed What do y'1
tend 10 do when you are out o. F9
lie life?" asked the friend. And VI
out moments hesitation s'niJ II
Sorghum answered: Get in asi1
Washington Star. II
W.fe-l am going down teTa y
morning 70 try and match q Pes
silk. Hus5and-Ye-y we'll my -
III tell the cook to save some i11
for you, and III put the chldia
bed myself. Tit Bits. Il
His Way: Sabbath School Tsaas
When very angry. what should 10
Johnny Thickneck-knock the "
fe!lI- down. SIT on his head, ans -
count one hundred-thai's me sHI =
way. ma'am.-Judge. l.
Go-as-you-please Punishment
pa;er-famll!as shoot the bursA
found in the house, NO! A~
worse than that. He made las
walk up and down with rhe d"
the break II dawnr-Judge.
Way are you crying. little "
"One Of them artists pad NE
&c sit on the fence while ne ssae
NE" We'll. is there any hsiS
that?" Yes. sir; 1t was bafS
fence "-Philadelpbia Record
Mrs. Jenkyns-I see Mrs. HOei'
going TO have King Lear" al ael
private theatricals. Mrs. NeWnes
rious with envyD-Is she: The aA
thing. Do you know. | don't
he's q real king al all.-Tii-Bfs
Apt Comparison: :IWhen ! SEE
Barlow accomplishes~ am fof"
admiration" sand Bunting;
great physical endurance sHE
piled Gargoyle; that man has 'T
stitut, Of a debuiante. "-Ban
WIRE They Flourish: Cra"i"
you're not going out TO buy nes
but merely to look at them. We
you want with a dollar: Ms :"
ford-Why, you can't get & decen-
at the matinee for less than w.
Ex.
The Boston Variation: Bacnn-
never say in Boston that cp
born with a silver spoon in It's d
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