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The Jennings daily record. [volume] (Jennings, La.) 1900-1903, 1902-06-09
Was an Outrage.

'what makes you so later" asked
his mother.
"The teacher kept me in because
couldn't find Moscow on the map of
Europe replied Johnny.
"And no wonder you couldn't and
Moscow, 1t was burnt down in 1872
Its an outrage to treat a child that
way!"
The Jennings daily record. [volume] (Jennings, La.) 1900-1903, 1902-06-09
Nearby Treasures.

Lucie-I always give the prettiest
embroidered things l do to my
mother.
Marie-That is kind and thoughtful.
of you.
them, you know.
The Jennings daily record. [volume] (Jennings, La.) 1900-1903, 1902-06-09
A Natural Theory.

First Office Boy asked de boss ter
let me off cause me grandmother was
dead.
Second Office Boy-Wot did he say?
First Office Boy-Asked me who
wuz goin' ter pitch at her funeral
Puck.
The Jennings daily record. [volume] (Jennings, La.) 1900-1903, 1902-06-09
uselsss Labor.

wittig-I noticed you at the amateur
vaudeville show. What did you
think OF it?
Crittig-Well, quite number OF the.
performers failed to take advantage of
their opportunities.
Wittig-Think so?
Crittig-Yes, they had lots of oppor-
tunities to evade encores, but they I'M
sisted on giving them.
The Jennings daily record. [volume] (Jennings, La.) 1900-1903, 1902-06-09

black horses, was occupied by four
mastersat-arms. After it came the So
called Paris" coach, occupied by the
court chamberlains, and twelve state
schariots, belonging to the grandees of
Spain. In them were seated palace
5functionaries of high rank. The next
carriage, having six sable harses at
tached to it, Was occupied by the In
fantas Isabella and Eulalie.
& a detachment of horse guards sep
arated the foregoing carriages from
u tortoise shell coach in which were
seated the Prince and Princess of the
The Jennings daily record. [volume] (Jennings, La.) 1900-1903, 1902-06-09

What was believed at first to be an
attempt to take the life of the boy
King took place when Spain's new
ruler was on his way to the Cortes to
take the oath of Office
A man who broke through the po-
lice lines and opened the door of the
royal carriage was roughly treated by
the guards, who thought him an as
sassin.
The arrest in the crowd of four
The news & observer. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 1894-current, 1902-07-20

he traced the origin of kissing to it.
According to Cambrensis, the custom
pI evailed originally only in a small is
land in midocean, due west from the
coast Of Peru. Here it is said. under the
influence of the palm, the intoxicating
delights of kiss were learned by cast
away Europeans, who, later returning to
their country, carried the custom with
them; the spread thenceforth being rapid
and the custom soon becoming general
Some authorities, notably De- Monke
and Geyer, have even tried to prove that
from the kissing of the hand came, as
compliment to the kissing palm" the
styling OF the inner side of the hand
the palm" However this may be, one
thing is now certain, that this peculiar
variety of palm is indigenous to the Pa
cific Island mentioned by Cambrenis.
Outside Of that of Baudiern, there is no
record of any specimen of the plant
growing in other parts of the world.
The number of palms in the island to
which it is native is very small, and, for
a number of reasons, there is little like
lihood of there ever being any material
increase. The questions OF altitude and
climatic conditions make it extremely
improbable that the palm can ever be
successfully grown anywhere other than
in it's little island home. A. few feet
higher or lower in its relation to sea
level determines against its life, while
a continual temperature approxmating
SO degrees is an absolute necessity. Only
by the most patient and persistent exper-
imenting have something like the con-
ditiOns necessary to the preservation of
The palm been procured. These condi-
tions, however, can only approximate the
natural state in which this rare exotic
thrives, and. therefore, despite all ardu-
Gus care that is being given and pains
taking efforts that are being put forth
by the agricultural people. it is feared
that this strange, hypnotic. almost I'M
canny wayfarer from the far-off Pacific
isles must droop and die.
The news & observer. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 1894-current, 1902-07-20

Piedras, which will be opened to stu
dents about November o. 1901.
with the public elementary schools
thoroughly organized with the new
school law prepared by this department
and enacted by the last Legislature. in
fulI force and in successful operation.
with efficient supervision provided. with
thlrty-nine new public school buildings
completed and in daily use; with a re-
organized corps Of teachers; with a sys-
tenn OF agricultural schools giving prac-
llcal education to 1000 chosen Youths. .
win the normal school fully organized
ana ready to begin it's work; with the
summer normal happily concluded: with
high school in successful operation in
san Juan; with the annual budget for
education increased from S4GO. 70
S5OO,OOO; with every school amplv
equipped with all necessary books and
supplies; with school year of nine
months throughout the island, and with
rapidly growing sentiment in favor of
free public schools, it is eminently reas
enable to claim that the cause of educa
ZION mas made gratifying progress in
Porto Rico during the past year.
wish, In conclusion, to record nv
sense OF gratitude to the officers assist
ing me in these arduous labors. They
nave always promptly responded to
every request made of them and have
cheerfully and faithfully sustained the
purposes of the department Nor can I
withhold the deep gratitude feel to nv
associates in the administration. and to
your excellency for intelligent co-opera-
tion and unselfish devotion to the ideals
this department has steadily labored to
make real for the people of Porto Rico.
L have the honor to be, dear sir, with
great respect, yours very respectfully
M G. BRUMBAUGH.
Commissioner of Education.
HON. WILLIAM II. HUNT,
Governor of Porto Rico.
/ may later on give you some of the
experience of the many teachers who
have gone to Porto Rico from the United
States as it is related in this report to
the government by the teachers them
selves. j. A. CREWS.
Wilson, N. c., July IS.
The news & observer. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 1894-current, 1902-07-20
81 STOOD IN A DRA1JGHT

with my coat off and caught this wretch
ed cold," says the sufferer He need not
pay a heavy penalty if he follow his act
OF folly with an act Of wisdom. Soak the
feet in hot water with few teaspoon
fnls of Perry Davis Painkiller in it. Take
a teaspoonful of Painkiller in hot sweet
ened water at bed time and be thankful
for so simple and speedy a way to break
up cold. There is but one Painkiller,
Perry Davis.
The news & observer. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 1894-current, 1902-07-20
DON'T BE DECEIVED.

BY the circus bill advertising OF quack
medicine concerns. Your druggist will tell
you that "Coleman's Guarantee" Ia an
honest medicine and guaranteed to cure
all forms of Indigestion and Dyspepsia.
Price Soc. large bottle. at druggists
The news & observer. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 1894-current, 1902-07-20

Woman's greatest dream of beauty and
glory is when nature has chosen her to
become a mother. Every faculty is keenly
alert and her nature the finest as she fore
sees the Joy, the ambition, the success and
the lifelong satisfaction coming, coming
nearer day by day, in the dear and innocent
being so soon to see light, and the very
uncertainty whether she shall see sweet
girl face or brave boy face beside her on
the pillow, adds zest to her expectancy.
Then, if ever, she should take care of her
physical, mental and moral health.
MOTHERS FRIEND applied externally
throughout pregnancy will relieve the pain
of parturition, and no mother and child can
fail to be healthy, hearty, strong. clear COM
plexioned, pure blooded, calm nerved and
cheerful in disposition, who are mutually
influenced for months by the continued use
of Mothers Friend.
OF druggists Si00
Our treatise Motherhood" mailed free
THE BRADFiELD REGULATOR Co.
ATLANTA. GA.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1902-05-17
Greatest ExplCsT0

The greatest volcanic explosion
ever known, says Prof. Milne, the
highest authority in the world On
volcanic eruptions. was that Ct kra-
katoa, on al island in the strait Of
Sunda, between Java and Sumatra
On May 20, 1883, the eruption com,
mcnced, but the great explosion did
not come until August rs Of that
year. The flames from the crater
could be seen forty miles distant.
The shing explosion which fol-
lowed these flames set in motion air
waves that travelled around the earth
four times one way and three times
the other. Every self-recording
barometer in the world was disturbed
se7enStimes by that blow-up. These
waves travelled at the rate of 700
miles an hour.
At Borneo, 1116 miles distant the
noise Of the eruption was heard. 1t
was felt in Burmah, 1478 miles dis
tant, and at Perth, West Australia,
1902 miles distant The Krakatoa
explosion was heard over a sound
zone covering one-thirteenth of the
earth's surface
Sea waves were created by the e1-
plosion which destroyed to light
houses in the strait of Sunda. all the
towns and villages on the shores of
Java and Sumatra bordering on the
strait, all vessels and shipping there
and $3.50 lives in that vicinity raised
a tidal wave at Merak 1876 feet high;
covered 100000 square miles of ocean
with lava dust several inches thick;
an island six miles square
and 700 feet high in depth of water
of $50 fathoms and created two new
islands.
Prof. Milne says there are un-
doubtedly volcanoes in the United
States that have been quiet for long
time but will some day blow their
heads off,
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1902-05-17
HE WORE A CUFF.

Recently we noticed young man
in one of the Tompkinsvil!e's chur,
ches, who wore the earmarks Of a
dude-that is he had to peep over q
wall of paper or celluI0id that en-
circled his neck. About his apparel
was an odor of cinnamon, musk &C.,
about twenty-horse-power strong.
He kept up continual whisper and
giggle, accompanied by an occas-
ional forced cough or sneeze; 50 IN
easy was he for fear everybody there
wouldn't see how "prctty he. look
ed" He looked as if he felt sure
that he was the whole thing, while
everybody else but the damsel who
looked and smiled at his apish act
ions, considered him no more than
the cube root of vacuum; the in
itation of a very poorm odel of one OF
Darwin's remote ancestOrs.-Jlm
Smiths Gem.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1902-05-17
REAL ESTATE TRANSFERS.
Stevens County Dirt Has Been Blow.
ing Around This Week,

Stevens County Dirt Has Been Blow
ing Around This Week.
Bernard Marty and W to Ernes
Amberg, lot 5 of 2, vii of Chokio $12O(
r @ johnson and W to j A John
son, of IL, l24, A, $3.50
J A johnson and W to A A De
Long, ne of II, 124, A, $4,000
j A johnson and W to E L De
Long, SO of II, 124, a, $4,000
Frank Pashak and W to Timothy
j Mahoney. Pashak's ad to Chokio
being lot 10, county subdivision n o.
sw of 3, l24, A, $500
John Rhode and wife to ] Becker
Jr, NV of % 1926, "A, $4,000
Axel R Leo to Nels Leo, of ne oil
p, 1875, a, $500
Chas Vaughn to j Fl Devenney
End Ry ad, lots 10, II, IL of IS, vii Of
Nc iris, $500
George Root and W to Newton
Smith, n of sw 81, 124, Al, $1,000
Sherman Mccormack to VIM Briggs
ne of IS, 124, q, $424O
Richard Church and W and Ed
wards Fitzgerald and w to VIM
S ;hrader, W of Sc of 6, l25, AZ, Sl29OO
John Willie and W to August Rueb-
ner and W, WI of e of NV of Is, l29,
~, 81
Dominick Daugherty and W to
Chas F Lofler, ne Of 10, 1Z3, 43,
$4,000
John Grove and w to Ludwig Helm
lots 7. 8, 9, 10, II, II. 10, II, Is, I6,
IL, 20, Il, p of 30, vii of Donnelly
$7CO
M&M R7 CO, to Ludwig
Helm, lots l, 3, 4, 5, :, S, 9: 10, II, u
Of 81, vii DonneIIy &lI3.4l
Ell Babe & Go to Alex Agan, 81 of
81 of 9, Hancock $500
S Stewart and W to Mrs Josie Glenn.
ents, II and % of :, Hancock, SAL
St PM & NJ Ry Go to Josie Glenn
ents, lot II OF 7, Hancock, $50
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1902-05-17
A Gentle Tip.

Pull down your nejghbor and you
pull down yourself. Put wire across
the path Of progress and you'll break
your own neck. Jump on the rich
man and you'll suffer from poverty
Be helpful, big-hearted and broad
gagged. There is nothing that hurts
business so quickly as the promin-
ence in the world of tight faced,
claw listed, hawk-eyed, cat footed,
penny-squeezin, hog-hearted, man
hating, cross btween gluepot and a
vinegar jug, who never spends a
dollar unless he sees dollar and
ninety eight cents in sight.-Glen
wood Herald.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1902-05-17
T CAL II @ R MA
VIA
The Northwestern


In through tourist cars every Tues.
day and Saturday morning.
On Tuesday, leave Minneapolis at
$50 a. N, St. Paul 1000 a. m. via
Mort hwestern line to Omaha, thence
via Union Prciic and Ogden and ar
rice SanFrancisco 1925 p. m. thus
avoiding Sunday travel.
On Saturday, Isave Minneapolis
$3.50 a. m, St. Paul 1000 a. 10. via
The Northwestern Line to Kansas
City, theme via Santa Fe Route,
through interesting New Mexico anC
Arizona, and arrive Los Angeles 8 20
a. N.
These are the most popular routes
to California, and enable one to
travel at small expense in comfort
able and pleasant surroundings
through the most picturesque and
granuest parts Of Am RIGA.
Those contemplating visiting Cali
forn'a this winter will be furnished,
Tree o charge, maps, rates and all
ntolnatiou 10y applying TO J. A.
o B~ien, city passenger agent, Alb
NicolIet Ave-, Minneapolis; E. A.
Whitaker, city passenger agent, 1892
Eobe"t street St. Paul, or address T.
". Teasdale, General Passenger
Agent, St. Paul.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1902-05-17
THE COUNTY,.
Hodges.

(Put on the Wrong Hook Last Week.
Young America in district No. 9
are bound to get an education, as is
proven by their steady attendance al
school, rain or shine.
Mrs. Tor, who has a small infant
was taken with severe chills the other
night, and it was some hours before
she could be revived. At present she
is dangerously i'll.
There is considerable breaking done
in this section of the country.
The Thompson boys are keeping
bachelors hall on the farm this sum
mes, their sister not being with them
Mr.. Smith from Iowa, has moved
his family onto section Is, and will
tustle henceforth with the everlasting
mustard.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1902-05-17
Wants Others TO Know.

Il have used DeWitt's Little Early
Risers for constipation and torpid
liver and they are all right. [ am
glad to indorse them for think
when we find a good thing We ought
to let others know it, writes Alfred
Heinze, Quincy, Ill. They never grippe
or distress. Sure, cure for pills. J. R
Kruger.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1902-05-17
Like a Downing Man.

Give years ago disease the
doctors called dyspepsia took such
hold of me that [ could scarcely 60"
writes Geo. S. Marsh, well-known
attorney of Nocona, Tex. Il took
quantities of pepsin and otI er
medicines but nothing helped me.
AS a downing man grabs at straw l
grabbed at Kodol. Itfelt an improve
ment at once and after a few bottles
am sound and we'll" Kodol is the
only preparation which exactly
reproduces the natural digestive
juices and consequently is the only
one which digests any good food and
cures any form of stomach trouble.
j. R. Kruger.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1902-05-17
LINCOLN SCHOOL

OlLDEN T 81 E1EK,
Supt. Of schools.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1902-05-17
a Gard.

I, the undersigned, do hereby agree
to refund the money on so cent
bottle of Greene's Warranted Syrup
of Tar if it fails to cure your cough
or cold. I also guarantee Is cent
bottle to prove satisfactory or money
refunded. J. r, KRUGER.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1902-05-17

which he is not familiar with, and which
he cannot locate in five minutes. DR.
Berg Is noted fOy b ing the greatest sur
geOn of the day, and his operations per
formed in the leading hospitals of the
country, vel known to the rneC iCa1, who
hav. given him the name of the leading
man in their linc.
His remedies, which were dis .Ovcred
after many years of research in South
America. are derived from roots and herbs,
and have astoni5hed the world with their
wonderful cures.
DR.. Berg will cure curvature Of the Spl3e
diseases Of the brain, paralysis. epilepsy,
heart trouble, swelling Of Che linn BIS, striC-
tu1e, open sores, pain in the joints, gran
l1lar engagements, deafness, ringing in
the ears, loss of eycs ght, cross eyes, etc,
neuralgia, sC:at1Ca, diabetes. Bright dis
ease; kidney, liver, bladder, prostate and
female diseases, dizziness, nervousness,
1digestion. obesity, interrupted nutri-
ton, all wasted diseases in adults, and
all diseases of the eye, ear, nose, and
throat, lung diseases, consumption, brOn-
Chitis, bronchial ca!a RI, constitutional
Catarrh, dyspepsia, sick headache, StOm-
ach and bowel troubles, rheumatism; al
50 week men, young men who have bad
habits, and nervous and weak women
who have desires that are unnatural; all
skin and blood diseases, weak back and
burning urine, and urinating too often.
DR.. O. J Berg will cure any Of the above
diseases with his wonderful remedies
from South America #.
His secret is closely guarded, and no
other physician knows the secret. Con
sultation 81 90. If you cannot come, write
the doctor now.
DIR. BERG & CO.,
2[2-215 North western Bldg,
Mi,-oarO1iG
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1902-05-17
: Chool Report.

The following school report for
April has been handed to us for pub
LEGATION. While the percentage of
attendance is lower than that OF
April, 1901, there are not so many
half day absences. The enrolment
is somewhat smaller.
IONGEEL ON SCKQOI
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1902-01-18

dent Mckinley shall be held in the
hall of the house OF representatives
in the presence of both houses, Feb.
%. Secretary Hay will pronounce
the eulogium, and the president pro
tenn of the senate and the speaker of
the house are requested ito invite
the president and eX-President of the
United States, eX-vice presidents. the
heads of the several departments,
the judges of the supreme court, the
representatives of foreign govern
ments, the governors of the several
states. the lieutenant general of the
army and the admiral of the navy.
and such officers of the army and
navy as have received the thanks of
congress who may then be at the
seat of government. to be present on
the occasion. and such others as may
be suggested by the committee
The house has passed the resOlu-
ton. which needs only the approval
of the senate-which will be given
to become effective.
The ceremonies promise IN he of
most fitting nature in all respects.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1902-01-18
Proper pishing Up of snobbery.

One of the secretaries of the en-
voys appointed by the president to
attend the coronation of the Eng
lish king, 1.-The man who rules by di-
vine right" is J. Pierpont Morgan,
Jr. This is a singular appointment.
Young Morgan resides in London
where he represents his fathers bank
ing house. He is in no respect rep
resentative American. He represents
nothing but wealth unearned. He
fellowships with the titled snobs of
London and long ago ceased TO take
any interest in his native country.
A young man possessing unearned
millions. a snob and aristocrat, hav-
ing no knowledge of a republican
form of government is not the proper
person TO send abroad to represent
this country even at n function of
snobs typifying snobbery.
If the president had selected some
young man who had reached emf
nence through his own eXertions,
who. to use a homely phrase, had
hoed his own row, such person
would truly represent us. But the
naming of young Morgan is simply
sop TO lazy, useless idlers, who force
their way to the front only because
they are the sons of Unfortunately
rich fathers.-Rockford Star.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1902-01-18

Carnegie has developed into quite
an orator. He has recently made
several very. logical addresses. one
of them being an address to the
members of the RAILROAD v. NJ. c. n.
at the Goth anniversary celebration
of that organization in. New York
the other evening. He advised the
men TO striyeetO secure q competence.
He said there was no satisfaction in
wealth other than competence, be-
yoTfd the opportunity it extended to
help others. These statements
should be borne in mind by men of
all classes and callings. To strive
for the ends pointed out by Carnegie
in getting a competence and having
a home brings greatest happiness.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1902-01-18

No man in congress knows better
the value of dollar, and how hard
it is to get n start in the fortune
making line and how easy the golden
stream pours in after it is once
started. than Senator Kearns, of
Utah. He dug the nucleus of his
great fortune from the earth with a
pick. and although he received many
hard knocks himself. his friends say
that there is not a bigger-hearted or
more generous man to his fellow men
in the world today than Senator
Kearns. Some senator's were dis
cussing great fortunes in the cloak
room before the session adjourned
and the fact that a man of great
wealth had received S75.OOO.OOO in
cash as his share of the sale of
stock in a great corporation. What
would you do with 5000. 900 in cash.
Kearns?- asked a fellow senator.
who counts his fortune in the money
that rests in his wallet. well" re-
piled Mr.. Kearns. - that is a little too
much money to spend in few min
utes' conversation"
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1902-01-18
Mr.. Shaw and His Money Ideas.

William j. Bryan rs not awed by the
majesty and wisdom of the new sec
rotary of the treasury that is to be,
and trains his guns with serious eff
feet upon his vulnerable sides. In
the current number of the Commoner
Mr.. Bryan refers to what he aptly
terms Shaw's Ignorance of the con-
Stitution," inasmuch as the eN-Iowa
executive once declared in speech
at the trans-Mississippi congress in
Omaha in 1898 that the constitution
made no specific mention of gold and
silver. For a public man on pub
lie occasion TO publicly expose his
ignorance as Shaw did. justifies his
being held up to public critics on all
suitable occasions. Bryan SAYS:
.'Mr. Shaw's error illustrates the
shallowness of many of those who
advocate the money question from
the financier's side. Mr.. Shaw is a
money lender and il is too often as
sumed that a man who handles mon
ey must necessarily understand the
principles that govern the money
question. But it is a false assump-
ton. knowledge of the money ques-
ton comes from an understanding
of the principles involved not from
the possession of wealth or from the
counting of dollars. 1t is to be
hoped that Gov. Shaw has made n
careful examination of the cOnsti-
tuition since his Omaha speech.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1902-01-18
4 Deep Mystery.

deep mystery why women endure
backache, headache, nervousness,
sleeplessness. melancholy, fainting
and dizzy spells when thousands have
proved that Electric bitters will
quickly cure such troubles. II suf-
fered for years with kidney trouble, -
writes Mrs. Phebe Cherley, of Peter
son, Ia, . and n lame back panied me
so l could not dress myself, but Elec-
trio Bitters wholly cured me, and, al
though 73 years old, now am able to
do all my houswork" 1t overcomes
constipation, improves appetite, gives
perfect health. Only soc at Hartz &,
Ullemewer's drug store.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1902-01-18
Hon. GaIusha Grow. of p

Hon. Galusha Grow, of Pennsyl-
vania. member of the present house
of representatives, was in congress
before many of his present colleagues
were born He took his seat on the
first day in December. 1851 Among
his colleagues then were Elihu b.
Washburn. John y. Logan Thadeus
Stevens. John i. Crittenden- Daniel
w. Voorhees,. c. L. Nallandigham.
Sunset Cox and Roscoe Conkling.
Surely to this venerable man must
the house of representatives seem
like a haunted chamber.