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The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1902-10-17
Attempt on Life Of Car

In a dispatch from St Petersburg the
correspondent there of the London
Daily Express reports Of an attempt 10
derail the train upon which the car
travelled from Kursk- Rails we're re-
moved on the two routes which the
car might travel In one instance the
plot was discovered and in the other
the train was wrecked The car
reached St. Petersburg safely.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1902-10-17

Otto Pohl. a DRUGGIST Of Fremont.
was injured about the face and eyes
Thursday morning by an explosion Of
some metallic sodium which he was
testing. He dropped a piece Of the
material in water. but il did not ignite
as il should have done Then he ap-
piled at match. when the stun exploded
His eyesight was saved almost by a
miracle. as particles OF the sodium
went into the ORGANS
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1902-10-17

A satcheI containing several poison
Gus drugs was found in the window OF
the cell Of the county Jail at Des
MOines, IA, occupied by Mrs James
Gallagher. accused by her alleged ac-
rOmplice. Harry HOlada. of the murder
of her husband, who is confined at
Iowa City. The county officers say il
was placed there by a friend Of the
woman TO assist her in a desire to
commit suicide.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1902-10-17

Acceptances have been received from
President Benjamin Ide Wheeler, of
the University Of California. and Presi-
dent David Starr Jordan. of Leland
Stanford university to be present at the
formal exercises Of inauguration for
DR.. Frank Strong as chancellor Of the
university Of Kansas. October II.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1902-10-17

Congressman Galusha A Grow, who
has Just celebrated his eightieth birth
day anniversary, has declined renOm-
nation Probably he wants to get into
some regular business while he is in
his prime.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1902-10-17

A Philadelphia man who has been
counting a woman for twenty-One
years has finally won her by Whistling
Darling, I Am Growing Old" A
girl in another town would have de-
manded that he grow young
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1902-10-17

Some Erocers say they don't keep De-
hance Starch This $ because they have
a stock on hand Of other brands contain
Ing only y o. IN a package. which they
won't be able 70 sell nrst. because De-
lance contains Is OK for the same money
Do you want Is OK instead OF y o.
for same money! Then buy Defiance
starch Requires no cooking.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1902-10-17

The deer hunters in the Adiron-
dacks are engaged in their annual
practice Of shooting men by mistake
Moral: Don't hunt deer in the Adir-
ondacks.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1902-10-17

Before a wedding could proceed
down in Kentucky the groom had to
throw two brothers Of the bride out
OF the church window Here is one
woman at least who may be sure OF q
protecting hand
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1902-10-17

Kansas Agricultural College Grows
The regular count for the fall term
at the Kansas State Agricultural col
leEe was made Wednesday. and the
total enrolment thus far has reached
Ss6. an increase Of 1O6 over last year.
Students are still coming College au-
thorities expect the enrolment 70
reach ], 600 this year.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1902-10-17

A leading financial writer estimates
Senator Clark's nest egg at S25.O0O.
O0O Mr.. Clark is one Of the men who
viii receive circulars this winter
about hard coal.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1902-10-17

King AlfonsO's announcement that
he will marry a millionairess instead
OF a princess leads to the belief that
the young man is not much Of a lUD-
attic after all.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1902-10-17

George Can't was hanged in the pri-
son yard at Reading. Pa. Tuesday
morning for the murder Of fifteen-year-
old Annie Ritter in October, 1901. The
girl had rejected a proposal made by
CAN'T. who was intoxicated.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1902-10-17
Can Prove it by Ffrures

When the medical corps goes into
sham battle the percentage Of con-
'structive TecOveries from doubtful op-
eratiOnS undoubtedly will be very great
Anything can be proved by figures.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1902-10-17

There are more than 1000 million
aires in this country, but only few
Of them succeed in getting their
names in the papers with any de-
gree Of regularity.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1902-10-17

It must be admitted, however, that
the people who insist on returning to
Martinique deserve fully as much
sympathy as the man who comes to
erief hunting for the North Pole
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1902-10-17

The Boer frreconcilables seem to
be mainly the patriots who were not
IL the fighting.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1902-10-17

Mother Gray's Sweet Powders for Children
Successfully used by Mother Gray,
nurse in the Children's Home in New
York Cures FeverishneSs, Bad StOm-
ach, Teething Disorders, move aud
regulate the Bowels and Destroy
Worms. Over 10000 testimonials. At
ali druggists. 25c. Sample FREE. Ad-
dress Allen S. OImsted. Leroy, n. Y.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1902-10-17

Then, too, BarthOlin may have
been moved by the laudable desire
to save the people of Illinois the
trouble and expense OF a murder
trial
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1902-10-17

Mrs. Roosevelt refused TO entertain
the Grand Duke Boris. Perhaps she
needed her slippers.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1902-10-17

Grand Duke Boris drank wine from
: the slipper of q Chicago Cinderella It
is safe to say he did lot empty the
bucket at a dTaUght.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1902-10-17

Prices for all the necessaries OF
life are going up From Peoria comes
the news that whisky has been ad-
yanced a cent a gallon.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1902-10-17

The indications are that the army
and navy will have to 90 out in the
alley after all to settle which really
won in the sham fight
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1902-10-17

Russia and Turkey are now having
a dispute It's up to the sultan TO
make another neat little batch o.
promises
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1902-10-17

Emperor William mas 200 trunks
out On the field. The horrors CT
mimic warfare are just awful
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1902-10-17

Emperor Williams great naval vic
tory over the Haitian gunbOat entities
him to admission to the ranks OF the
heroic sea dogs.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1902-10-17

How many times did the girls say
Speak for yourself, joint" at the
reunion Of John AIden's descendants
at Duxbury?
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1902-10-17

What a lot Of trouble BarthoIin
could have saved if he had done it
few weeks carrier.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1902-10-17

<Uurteen Indiana people have been
upset by eating cookies, yet the
western papers criticise the cheerful
pie Of YankeeIand.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1902-10-17

When a doctor sues a dentist the
9ong-suTering public, though it come
not by its own, can afford to chUckle
in its sleeve.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1902-10-17

Entered at the Postofice at Good
land. Kan, for transmission through
the mails as seeond-class mail matter
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1902-10-17

A land trust is being organized IN
Ireland, probably for the better pro
lection Of the old sod
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1902-10-17

After a man tires Of amusements he
calls them foIlies.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1902-10-17

Sir WiIfrid Laurier declined a peer
age. What an enigma he must be TO
William Waldorf Astor.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1902-10-17

King Alfonso is right, however,
about American girls being tle
smartest and haadsomest in the
world.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1902-10-17
ssriou. AHr-yas scranton when Troop.

Appear
A Scranton, Pa. dispatch Of Tuesday
says An hour after the arrival Of the
troops at Oliphant the mob attacked
two nOn-union men on their way to
work a. the LaEawanna eoliieFy OF the
Temple Iron company Both men were
shot and IL is believed fatally wounded
They were
Bert Lundon. aged tWeuty-One.
Charles Lundon, aged tWeaty-four-
four
The men, who are brothers. were
taken 70 the LaizaEanna Hospital
where physicians say both WI die
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1902-10-17

Once more the odor Of moth balls
announces the approach OF winter
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1902-10-17

No chrOmos or cheap premiums. but
a better quality and One-thiTd more Of
Defiance Starch for the same price Of
other starches.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1902-10-17

A monument to Adam is proposed,
to be built by chips Of the old block
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1902-10-17

Even if David B. Hill had kissed !
girl he is too much Of a gentleman
TO own up.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1902-10-17

John s. Sargent, the portrait paint
er, is coming over here in October
Make your dates for sittings now.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1902-10-17

ment out of money if IL took them as
long to spend it as it does to earn it.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1902-10-17

Often the spirit Of perseverance
strikes a man hardest when he is in
the wrong.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1902-10-17

Some men frankly admit they can't
sing. but the man never lived who
didn't think he had a keen sense OF
humOr.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1902-10-17

To Cure a Cold in One day.
Take Laxative BTomo Ouinine Tablets An
druggists refund money II il fails TO cure sc
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1902-10-17

It's folly to suffer from that horrible
plague of the night, itching piles DOan's
Ointment cures, quickly and permanently.
At any drug store, 50 cents
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1902-10-17

When doctors fail. try Burdock Blood
Bitters- Cures dyspepsia, constipation;
invigOrates the whole system
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1902-10-17

Truth may be stranger than fiction.
but the average liar makes a desperate
effort to supply contrary proof
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1902-10-17

One OF natures remedies; cannot harm
the weakest constitution. never fails 20 cure
summer complaints OF young or old Dr..
EOElsT's Extract Of Wild Strawberry.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1902-10-17

king Alfonso says he IS going TO
marry the gin he wants That's
rsght; speak up. Alley. and Il she says
10 hit her a good slap on the wrist
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1902-10-17

Lots OF people find marriage a fail
ure, but the grass widow considers it
only a temporary embarrassment
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1902-10-17
G. q. R. FOR WASHINGTON

@. A. r. FOR WASHINGTON
The Nebraska Official train viii
leave Chicago
VIA TIE WABASH r.. g..
at y O'Clock noon, October 5th,
passing Niagara Falls next
morning and arriving Wash
ington 4 o'clock same after
noon Cheap rates. long limit
and gtopoFer allowed on Wa
bash Line. Be sure your
ticket reads from Chicago over
the Wabash Route. Your local
agent canse1 that way. Other
information address
4ARRT E MOOREs. Gen. AgL Pass. pepi
OMAHA. NIB
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1902-10-17

Takes the burn out, heals the wound;
cures the pain Dr.. Thomas Electric Oil,
the household remedy
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1902-10-17

oers three times a day as long as she
lives what TO get for the next meal.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1902-10-17

Holmes says vision IS the sb-
stract OF the past but beauty is q
promise Of The future In other
words. beauty = prcuissory note
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1902-10-17

Death may not be contagious. vet
when man dies politically his railroad
pass also expires
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1902-10-17

You can always tell female firt
by the way she doesn't get married.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1902-10-17

When a man follows the races he
finds himself far in the rear sooner OF
Iater-usually later.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1902-10-17

Occasionally a girl marries her ideal.
but he soon OutgFOws IL
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1902-10-17

Dyspepsia sOurs Z lot Of the milk Of
human kindness.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1902-10-17

II you wish beautiful, clear, white clothes
use Red CrOSs Bah Blue. Large oz.
package, 5 cents
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1902-10-17

Piso's Cure cannot BE TOO highly spoken OF a.
EcOugh cure. W OBRES- 81 Third Ave.
NJ Minneapolis. lEinn-. Jan 6 l90a
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1902-10-17

It IS speculation when you lose; in
vestment when you win
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1902-10-17

Do -FOUR CLOTHES LOOK YELLOW
Then use Defiance Starch. Il wiz keep
them Ehfte[6 q for 10 cents
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1902-10-17

A man has to learn to like babies and
eat olives
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1902-10-17

Actions Of most men everIastingIy
knock the stufing out Of their good in
tentions.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1902-10-17
MORE FLEXIBLE AND LASTING

Won't shake out or blow OUT by using
Defiance starch you obtain better results
than possible with any other brand ana
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1902-10-17

Mrs. WinsIowas Soothing Syrup
For children teefhfnE- Euftens TIE gums. reduces ~
Elimination allzEH pain cures WING cole sc bottle
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1902-10-17

The hand Of Princess Louise OF
France has been offered to King Alton
so By the french pretender, Due dor
leans The king has promised to con-
slider the oHer carefully. but has not
offered any encouragement The min
fstry fears compilations with the
French government and IS inclined
towards AIfons0's whim Of what the
notables cali a '-plebian selection
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1902-10-17

Selfish people never laugh unless they
can do so at the expense Of others.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1902-10-17

he e0nsttationai cure Priee. 7se
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1902-10-17

ARE YOUR CLOTHES FADED9
Use Red Cross Ball Blue and make them
white again Large ? OK package, 3 cents
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1902-10-17

GEORGE CORTELYOU.
Secretary to the President
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1902-09-25
The "w. I'm writers, Names.

BEGINNING with William Shakespeare,
we remember instantly Sir Walter Ra
leigh, Sir Walter Scott. William Words
worth, Washington Irving, William
Makcpeace Thackcray, Henry w.
Longfellow, John G. Whittier, William
Cullen Bryant, Ralph Waldo Emerson,
Oliver Wendell Holmes and Walt
Whitman Others whose names occur
almost simultaneously are William
Cowper, Isaac Watts Henry Ward
Beechcr, Daniel Webster, Wendell
Phillips, George William Curtis, Rich
ard Grant White, Julia Ward Howe,
George w. Cable. William ID. How
ellis. Charles Dudley Warner and
Richard Watson Glider. To these are
easily added Sir Walter Blackstone,
John Wesley, Edmund Waller, Nathan
Eel =. Willis, Walter Savage Lander.
Will Carleton. James Whitcomb Riley.
Thomas Wentworth Higginson, DIR. 8.
Weir Mitchell, Hamilton Wright MAJ
bic, William Fl. Prescott. Constance
Fenimore Woolson, Mary r. Wilkins
and many more.-Ladies' Home Jour
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1902-09-25
Country Inn. In Enxlnn nd.

A noted traveller says he has sam
pied large number of hotels in his
time-cven in Greece-but for bare
faced dishonesty In the making Of
bills the bluff British landlord takes
first place. CATER charging twice
what his food and rooms are worth he
tacks on a further charge for service.
another for lights, another for bath,
another for fire. In short, my experi-
ence Of country inns in England-and
/ can speak with some authority-is
that pay as much day at shabby
little country inn Of England, where
the food is poor and Ill cooked, the at
tendance inferior and the beds poor, as
I would Mt good hotel in such towns
as Springfield, Mass, or the very best
In Switzerland or Germany. Indeed, il
must have struck the average Ameri-
can that the incompatible Baedeker
hardly ever finds 1t possible to recon-.
mend an English hotel"
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1902-09-25
PAST HIS FIRST YOUTH.
A Fowl That was Hardly to Blame
For Proving Tough.

a Fowl Vh0t was Hardly TO Bl0mO
For Proving Tough.
The swan is said to be excellent eat
Ing when young, but as it is one Of the
longest lived of I'LL creatures it is we'll
to learn If possible how old your bird
is before you cook it.
A gentleman in Lincolnshire, Eng
land, sent Il dead swan to the Athena.
UNI club, addressed to the secretary. A
special dinner was to occur that week,
and the committee without question
turned the bird over to the cook.
At the dinner the swan, resting on
great silver dish, was u delight to the
eye, but when it came to carving and
eating the bird no knife seemed sharp
enough to cut it, and of course eating
1t was out of the question.
A few days later the donor met the
secretary and said, II hope you got my
swan all right"
"rhat was nice Joke you played on
u.s." returned the secretary.
"Joke? What do you mcan?"
"Why, we had the thing boiled for
thirteen hours, and even then we
might as we'll have tried to cut through
the rock of Gibraltar"
"You don't mean to say you had the
swan cooked"
"Why. of course"
"Man alive! sent 1t to be stuffed
and preserved as n curiosity in the
club That swan has been In my fami-
ly for $50 years. 1t was one of the
Identical birds fed by the children Of
Charles i. You've seen the picture Of
1t. My ancestor held the post of mas
ter OF the swans and keeper of the
kings cygnets' Well, have no doubt
it was a bit tough"
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1902-09-25
The Original silhouette,

The name silhouette was derived
from Etienne de Silhouette, French
minister of finance in 1859, who intro
duced several parslmonious fashions
during his administration called n In
Silhouette, name which continued to
be applied to the black profile portraits
Silhouettes We're executed in various
ways.
One Of the simplest is that Of tracing
the outlines of shadows profile
thrown on sheet of paper and then
reducing them to the required size eli.
Their by the eye or by means Of n pam
tograph. The camera obscurn and cam
era lucida IRE also occasionally used
for the purpose.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1902-09-25
Hardening Steel.

Small steel articles that are too soft
may be hardened with scaling wax
The method Is to have ready large
stick of sealing wax and then aftcr
heating the article to cherry rcd
thrust 1t into the wax for minute.
withdrawing it and sticking it in again,
repeating the operation until the steel
IL cold and will not enter the wax.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1902-09-25
so Cleveland and Return.

On September Goth and 9th,
via Nickle Plate road. Return
limit of October 2Sth may be OBJ
tanned by depositing tickets in
Cleveland. Three trains daily,
with vestibuled sleeping cars.
American club meals, ranging in
price from $50 to 100 in dining
cars. Also A la Carte. City tick
ct Office, Chicago, Ill Adams st.
For detailed information address
John Y. Callahan, General agent,
ll3 Adams street. Sept 9th.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1902-09-25
Very Low Rates to San Francisco
and Les AnNeIeS,

The North Western Line will
sell excursion tickets September
20, 30 and October l, with extreme
return limit until November Is,
inclusive, on account of Meeting
N w D A at Monterey. Stop
over privileges. Variable routes,
Pullman Drawing Room and
Tourist Sleeping cars. World re-
nowned scenery. Apply to agents
Chicago 4 North Western R'y.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1902-09-25
HI. Anpenl.

Little George was taken by his aunt
to see the newcomer, aged one day.
He was duly and profoundly impress
ed with the specimen and asked where
the little brother came from. God sent
It," answered the aunt reverently.
The answer made deep impression
on little George, for that afternoon he
was seen out i'll the backyard gazing
up into the deep blue sky and spread
ing his diminutive apron expectantly
as he said. Dear God. please throw
me one down too."-Troy Times.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1902-09-25
One Fare for the Round TrIp.

to Boston and return, via Nickel
Plate Road, October 7th to 18th,
account meeting of Brotherhood
of st Andrews. By deposlting
Tickets at Boston and paying fee
of Soc, extended return limit of
November 18th may be obtained.
Through vestibuled sleeping cars
and first class service in every re-
spect Cheap rates to New Eng
land points. Write John Y Gala
han, lib Adams st., Chicago, for
particulars. 2dw oil
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1902-09-25
1.-THE Commercial Club"

In the manufacture Of his latest
brand, "The Commercial Club" Mr..
Southwestern has made radical
change from other five cent cigars in
asmuch as the tobacco which is used
in the manufacture of the new brand
is worked damp aud shaped by hand
and allowed to dry in the cigar, thus
to the cigar those essential
qualities sought after by all smokers;
6rmness and free smoking.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1902-09-25
Exenlnt.

Exempt.
There's one good thing about Mrs
De Sneere-she' never ISLANDERS her
friends"
"No; she hasn't any."-san Francisco
Bulletin.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1902-09-25
Baked In a Quar-,

Shiney Patches-What sort of cake is
this that the lady gave you?
Weary Willic-She said that it was
marble cake.
Sidney Patches-Marble nothing! It's
granite.-New York Herald.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1902-09-25
$40 Yellowstone Park Tour
Chicago s North Western
Railroad.

Only $40 round trip to the
Yellowstone and return. Includes
railroad fare, stage fare and hotel
board for FIVE and one-half days
tour Of the park. Tickets on sale
daily September LIST to 18th. Re-
turn limit September 25th. Ap.
ply to agents Chicago & North
Western R'y,
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1902-09-25
THE BEST INVESTMENT


There is sure to be a boom in south Dakota
farm lands before long. Abundant crops etc,
are sure to bring it. The early buyers will be
tho lucky ones. Gall TN Chas J Flanagan.
south 9TH street, Mo Valley, and see what he has
{ (, offer in bargaina in South Dakota lands
Costs you nothing to investigate.