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The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1902-10-17
Ean consumntIon In EnnInnd.

Eggs consumed In England during
tho past twelve months would, II Is
computed. an upward OF 10000 rail-
way trucks. OF these only onethird
were English. and In consequence an
enormous sum of money was sent out
OF tho country that might be kept at
home had those engaged In rural In
dustries been alive to their opportuni.
ties. says Pearson's Magazine.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1902-10-17
THE NECESSITY OF SLEEP.
Committee OF Swedish Experts Fur.
nlshes Valuable Information.

In Sweden n committee was recent
ly appointed by the government for
the purpose OF ascertainlng how many
hours children OF various ages ought
10 sleep in order that they may DO
able to study properly.
According to the report forwarded
TO the minister OF education. children
who are four years old should sleep
~ hours; children who arc seven
years old. IL hours; children who are
nine years old. 10 hours; children
who are from twelve TO fourteen
years old from to 10 hours. and
those who are from fourteen to twon-
tyone years old, from to 10 hours,
II further points out that ouaemla
and weakness IA children are ire
quontly due to lack of sleep.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1902-10-17

The readers OF this paper will bo pleased "a
learn that there Is ~ least one dreaded disease
that science has been nhlo 10 cure In all is
stages, and that f. Catnrrh. Halls Catarrh
Cure IA tho only positive cure now known % the
medical fraternity Cutarrh being conatitu-
uOnnl disease, requires constitutional tront-
ment Hall s Cutnrrh Cure II takou informally
acting directly upon the blood and mucous sur.
faces OF the system. thereby destroying the
foundation OF tho disease and giving tue patient
strength by building up the constitution aud
assisting nature In doing It's work. The pro-
prlctors have 10 much faith In It's curative
powers that they oncr one Hundred Dollars fos
any case that IL falls to cure. Send for list
Testimonials
Address d j. CHENEY Co. Toledo. O
sold by druggists 80.
Hall y Family pills are the best
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1902-10-17

badly burned about the face and
hands at his summer home at Thomp-
sons Point, Lake Champlain. W.
Judge Brewer has remained longer at
the point than have the other cot
tagors and was cleaning up some
brush about his cottage, Liberty Hall.
He used a small amount OF gasoline
to make the brush burn and was In
the act OF lighting the pile when the
accident occurred.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1902-10-17
BUSINESS COLLEGE.
Now Open at the Tcmpl-ton-Tuition Fos
school Year. $40.

We control the Ellis Cabinet system
OF bookkeeping aud the Gregg system
Of shorthand They are the best. Visit
US at the Templeton and make inqulr-
les about US from the business, profess
sional and educational men Of the city.
We lead, others follow. Salt Lake
Business College.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1902-10-17
PUTNAM FADELEss DYES color
more goods per package. than Others.


There are at present 500 female
students at the German universities,
as against 797 last summer OF these
Berlin has $40, Bonn 81, Heidelberg
70, Breslau, 65, Leipzig, 90. Freiburg
4S, Gottlngen Ss, Konigsberg 80.
strasburg 20. Halle 2s, Munich 20. etc.
Usually the number OF goods" Is
larger during the winter semester
than In summer. Thus, there wero
l,262 hearers" last winter and 1929
In the winter half.year OF l900O1.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1902-10-17

An amateur sportsman had mlstalS.
en- a calf for deer aud tho calf was
breathing IFS last
"T-tell mother" gaspod the dying
martyr, addressing the sympathetic
sheep that stood near by tell
mother THAT died game"
Another struggle and The agony was
over.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1902-10-17

A novel apparatus TO assist in rem.
derIng first aid in case OF accidents
has been tried In Paris. II is like
pillar letter box, and contains fold.
ing stretcher, a few medicines. etc. In
order to get at these objects It ia
necessary to break the glass. as when
calling" a Ere engine, In this way
the key OF the case and access to a
telephone inside communicating with
the ambulance station are obtained.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1902-10-17

According to recent chronlcler. a
lady great admiror OF certain
preacher, took Bishop Magee With her
TO hear him. and asked him afterwards
what he thought Of the sermon.
1T was very long" the bishop said.
"Yos, - said the lady, but there was
saint In the pulpit"
And a martyr in the pew" feIoinod
the bishop.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1902-10-17

Nov" said the sunday school
teacher. in her most winning tonos.
which little boy can toll me about
tho stu small voice that Is within
usf"
"Please'm." said the froclfled boy
At the end of the seat my uncle has
one
"Ho haa?'
"Yesm Hos o vouthloquiat"
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1902-10-17

Among his other gifts Lord Miner
has a facility, almost amounting 10
genius. for mastering languages. II is
said that within a very few weeks Of
reaching South Africa he was 80 pro
hcient In the Dutch language that he
was able TO converse iiuontly with Mr..
Kruger. and with hardly al exception
the leading languages OF Europe are
literally at the tip OF his tongue.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1902-10-17

Mother wrltos that she Is coming
to spend n few weeks with u.s." re.
marked tho bride OF three short
months as she glanced over q letter at
the breakfast table.
"The saints be pralsedi" exclaimed
the man who had once declared that
he could not live without her your
mother, at least. Is a splendid cook"
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1902-10-17

First missionary You look worried.
Second missionary am worried
FIRST missionary What aboutl
Second missionary About my IN.
ture.
First missionary Why should you
worry about that7
Second Missionary heard ono Of
tho cannibals say that was a regular
pudding. and Il may occur to him that
the proof Of the pudding Is in tho
eating
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1902-10-17

According to a report Issued by the
British Medical Association. ono OF
the chief causes OF the prevalent
decay OF teeth is that the average
dental apparatus does not get enough
work, Il Is said that cooking has
come to such condition OF rehno-
ment that chewing is becoming one OF
the lost arts and that the teeth are
simply wasting away from lack Of
exercise.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1902-10-17
RIvaI ooasInInn oIreIes.

Mrs. Suhbubs-we whore did that
BIT OF gossip come from-from the
sewing circle2
Mrs. Baklots-No. indeed II came
from my husbands whist club on the
siX.thirty-dve.-Judge,
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1902-10-17

Banks Clicking on the ashes with
his little nngorl Yea. smoke a
good deal a cigar is company for a
fellow when he's lonesome"
Rivera (ralslng the Window You
must have been hard mp for compan.
iunship when yJu ne that one"
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1902-10-17

Uncle William, what Is your opin.
ion OF politlcs2"
II dunno sab. De las tine | had
dealln's wild A. Il only gimme a dollar
fer two votes; so | wonders what pol.
tiles opinion 10 OF mel"
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1902-10-17

and so this is your gymnaslum'"
asks the guest. But where are your
gymnastlc appllapcos7"
Il don't need any" IL the reply. Il
find that I get all the exercise need
just Rotting into and out Of my ath.
letic suits"
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1902-10-17

Jonah. on andlng himself ia tho
whale was cnrapiured.
AT last be crlcl, oHuliantly. at
last rm in with the Standard Oh
paahi"
Finding Il impossible 70 bun tho
market he began 20 bear II. and
though somewhat down 10 the mouth,
ia three days camo out ahead
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1902-10-17

Sally Gay Mercy aakosl Miss
Llngcr Long engaged TO Jack whoop-
lcrg Why. she told me only yesterday
that aho wouldn't marry the best man
ON earthl
Dolly Swift She isn't going to-
The Smart Set
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1902-10-17
M'Klnley Monument Tor Frisco.

Robert l. Athena design has been
accepted by the Mckinley memorial
monument committee OF San Francis
co. on the monument Is colossal
figure Of the republic. with bust OF
Mckinley In hasrelef OF stone.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1902-10-17

Yes. John married. one Of the best
girls ! ever saw. She'll make him an
excellent wife,
ITS a pity she's 30 homoly Isn't
~"
"oh. ] didn't know you knew her"
= don't. but you say she Is so good"
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1902-10-17

Homer-How did you tad the
weather IN London?
Rover-oh, easily enough. l bump
ed up against seventeen different
kinds during the week was there
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1902-10-17

Jimmy What made you Kick when
your paw told you to sprinkle the
lawn? Don't you like TO do Il?
Willy--Suro do; but II paw knowod
that he wouldn't let mel Puck.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1902-10-17

Il may have my faults snapped the
iandlady. but always respect old
age"
-You dog" chuckled the comedian
boarder Then why Is Il you handle
tho butter 70 roughly2"
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1902-10-17

It's n mistake 60 Imagine that itching
piles can't DO cured; a mi.th o 10 suffer a
day longer thnn you can help. nonu's ONT
mont brings instant relief aud permanent
euro. AZ my drug atnrn, 10 cnntl.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1902-10-17

no you think haven't any
bralns9"
"Oh. would hardly undertake. 20
say that. but. n you have. why don't
you use them oecaslonally 2"
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1902-10-17
Nigh, Do Much Better

DAubor with mock modesy) or
course. may never be sreal artist,
but
Crittoek-You should certainly be
able 10 make a good living.
D'Aubor-Thlnk so2
Crltteek-Yes. you should V able
to get n Job doing something Else.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1902-10-17

Honesty. my son." said ho mil
llonalre eongressman. is the best pol
icy"
"woll. perhaps II Is. dad" nlolned
the youthful philosopher but Il
strikes me you have done pretty well.
nevertheless"
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1902-10-17

Too late 20 cure cold after consumption
has fastened it, deadly grip ON tho lungs
Take Dr.. Wooi's Norway Pine Syrup while
yet there Is time
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1902-10-17

Il hear Delanolda new trottor is
a pretty hard b'pto to drive"
"Yea. Something Ike driving
malta
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1902-10-17
JGaaa5J0IEZZEnLHx Ill
BASED His conselenea

How old Is the young Lady, asked
tho clerk at the marriage llcdse win.
dow
DO have to be sworn 4 thls2"
said tho bridegroom elect.
No"
shes 49,"
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1902-10-17
HIS WIFE AN AMERICAN.
Jean Jules Jusserand, the New French
Ambassador.

France follows the example OF
Great Britain and sends to this coun.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1902-10-17

Little Boy-That Ink that papa
writes with isn't indellble ink. 10 It,
mother?
Mothor-No.
I'm glad OF thati-
"Whyg"
I've apllt u all over tho carnet."
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1902-10-17
ACCIDENT TO JUSTICE BREWER.
Member Of Supreme Court lie Badly
Burned by Gasoline.

Justice David J. Brewer Of the Uni
ted States Supreme court. was quite
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1902-06-11

Perhaps the most expensive educa-
ton In the world is enjoyed by the un-
dergraduates OF All Souls college, OK
ford. There are usually but four OF
them in residence, all Of them on the
foundation, with just enough to keep
them comfortably in their rooms aloft
over the college kitchens. The college
revenues approach Els, 600 year, which
should give an excellent education to
votes its money mainly to the support
of fellows and the cult of good living.
and the undergraduates get their edu-
cation by arrangement from other col.
leges.-London Chronicle.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1902-06-11

Leave Lambertyille for Manunka Chunk S.3S
1922 M, l.S7, bO7 and S.27 IN. Sunday, S.27 y.
m. For Phillipsburg and Easton ONLY, 6,2s p m.
weekdays.
Leave Frenehtown los, 1919 am, 2.Os. $50 and
s,54 m weekdays, s 90 m Sundays. For Phil.
lipsburg and Easton only, 1902 IN.
Arrive at Philipsburg $40 and il22 a. M. 2.42.
| 5.5s, 7.Sb and 9.26 p. M Sunday, 9.26 PIN.
Leave Phillpsburg 1928, 9.47 and 4 20 a M Z, a.
COS and $50 p IN. Sunday, $50 y IN.
Arrive Belvidere 1877, 1927 and 1850 IN, g. 10
6.29, 9.67 IN. Sunday, 9.57 pm.
Arrive Manunka Chunk 500, 1888 and II Sc m,
3,25, $50 and 1904 p m. Sunday, 1904 p M.
Additional trains leave Belvidere for Manunka
Chunk 700 and $40 IN, and 2.20 p m. sunday
100 m. Returning, leave Manunka Chunk for
Relvidere l04S M, s20. $40 and 1906 p. IN.
Sunday. 1906 pm.
Freight or mixed trains leaving Manunka
Chunk at 600 m, Beividere GA q In, Martins
Greek 6.3l m, arriving Lehigh junction Gas a m,
will carry passengers and make stops at flag sta
tions north Of Philipsburg
Passengers for Broad Street Station. Philadel
phia, by trains leaving Msnunka Chunk 1875 a m
daily, SIs Pm weekdays, and leaving
Phillipsburg SEQ m daily, and 555 N
weekdays go through without change at Tren-
ton. through car for Manunka Chunk is at
taehed to trains leaving Broad Stree, Station at
500, 9.O6 a m, 1900 noon, and 1852 y m. By all
other trai passengers to or from Broad Street
station change cars at Trenton.
Connection is made at Manunka Chunk with
Delaware, Laekawanna h Western Railroad: Le-
high junction with Lehigh Valley, Lehigh 4 Sus-
quehanna, Morris Essex, and New Jersey Cen
trail Railroads, At Lamberivie with Fleming.
ton Railroad; AtTrenton with trains to and from
New York, Camden, &c.
For further information, see timetables which
can be obtained at the ticket Offices.
J.R. WOOD,
J. D. HUTCHINSON,
General Manager
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1902-06-11

There is nothing In the original texts
OF the Bible TO show that the creature
which we are told swallowed Jonah
was really the same animal we call 4
"whale" In this d. and age OF the
world. The word translated into both
the Septuaglnt and the New Testament
was the Greek word "Katos,' which
means simply a sea monster, and this
word was the one used by our Lord in
his reference to the account OF Jonah's
exploit So far, therefore, as the He
brew or Greek words are concerned,
the monster may have been shark, Il
sea serpent or some other uncanny dem
izen OF the deep.
Hence there is nothing incredible In
the statement that Jonah, upon being
thrown into the sea, was quickly over
taken by some water monster and
swallowed without suffering mutila-
ton. To Biblical students it is a well
known fact that vessel sailing from
Joppa TO any Spanish port must pass
through section swarming with spe-
cles OF shark called n "sea dog" The
sea dog has a throat large enough to
swallow fair sized men.-St. Louis Re
public.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1902-06-11
THE GRIP EPIDEMIC.
The Disease More Prevalent tn an Ever and
Quite as Fatal. The Best Treatment.

The Disease More Prevalent than Ever and
The grip has surprised the doc
tors and health authorities this season
by its rapid spread and by some novel
symptoms. While it spares nobody
it is proving especially dangerous to
middle-aged and elderly persons. In
many cases either a fatal onset of
pneumonia, or complete breakdown
of health and strength, is apt to fol-
low an attack of grip.
The wise course for all is preven-
ton. By wearing a BenSon's Porous
Plaster on the chest and back you
protect the lungs from cold and chill
and with ordinary care) you are
safe from grip.
For those who are already suffer-
ing from grip, or from the usual win
ter coughs and colds, Benson's Plasters
are sure and speedy relief and cure.
Highly medicinal and scientific.
Refuse limitations and substitutes.
Only the genuine are effective. Ex-
anime when you buy. Seabury d
johnson, Manufacturing Chemists,
New York.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1902-06-11
THELAMBERTYILLE RECORD
WEDNESDAY, JUNE IL, 1902.
GLASS DISTlNC nONS.


They to Almost Down to the Very
Bottom of Society.
Some sort of class feeling Is, we be-
lieye, inherent In human nature. Peo-
pie often speak as though these de-
marcatlons existed only among the
middle and upper classes, but such is
not the fact. Indeed 1t is very far
from the fact. No more misleading
labels than 1.-THE classes" and 'the
masses" were ever invented. There
are no masses, rightly speaking. Glass
distinctions go almost down to the bot
tom-not quite, Of course, because
there is always residuum who
through their fault or their misfortune
have neither the pride nor the imag-
ination to sort themselves.
Money Is not an absolute criterion Of
social position. Character. in so far
as 1t is reflected in propriety OF be-
havior, counts for great deal. \
rowdy family sink directly, though
they may have money to waste, and Il
respectable widow may retain her su.
periority in the face of grinding power
ty. The acme of good manners, the
very badge of gentility, is to be
quiet" never TO let the sound of
mirth. quareling or lamentation pro-
coed out OF your dwelling.
This sign Of social distinction Is ap-
preciated down to the very bottom.
On the upper rungs Of the social lad
der we should say that those social
distinctions which can be defined at
all rest upon birth. money and brains.
Among the poor they rest upon money
and manners, and the latter, alas, are,
below a certain wage, woefully de-
pendent upon the former.-Spectator.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1902-06-11

A maid employed by prominent
New York family came to her mistress
with tears in her eyes not many days
after she had been in the household
and said that she had prlcked her fin
ger with table fork.
II am terribly worried, ma'am," she
said, "for fear the fork may have had
some brass in 1t and have poisoned my
hand"
ooh, nonsense, Maryw replied the
lady of the house. "How could the
fork poison you when 1t is made of
pure silver? ! never allow anything
else ON my table"
The next day Mary and the fork
which had pricked her and all the 9th
er forks and, in fact, the whole table
service guaranteed by the mistress TO
be solid silver, had disappeared for
parts unknown.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1902-06-11

1.-THE most delicious of oil the fruits
of java" writes correspondent of the
Pittsburg Dispatch, sis the mangos'
teen. For years an enormous reward
awaited the man who would bring a
basket to the court OF Holland, but IN
fortunately the fruit Is too perishable,
and to taste it you must go TO the coun-
try where it grows.
Incased in hard purple shell, lined
with an exquisite pink gauze, are
number of snow white sections some
thing like those OF an orange, only each
one growing smaller as they round the
core. Each section contains one seed
ineased In substance like the pulp OF
the grape To describe the favor would
be impossible. but II you can imagine
a perfect blending OF the flavor OF the
grape, orange. pineapple and banana
you may have n notion Of the delicious
flavor OF the mangosteen."
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1902-06-11
.Inrier Settled IL.

Two boys in a rural Scotch district
were one day discussing what sign 1t
was when the cuckoo is heard for the
first time in the year. One Of them
said it was sign OF getting married,
while the other said it was a sign that
you were going TO be rich. A farmer.
overhearing them, said. That cannot
be true, because l have heard 1t many
times, and | am not married yet. and
am certainly not rich"
Just then a local worthy, known as
Daft jamie" was passing by, and the
farmer said, Jamie. can you tell US
what sign It is when you hear the
cuckoo for the first timer Yes" said
jamie MS he took his pipe from his
mouth. its sign you're not deaf"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1902-06-11
How Snvages Came to Use Knives.

How savages Came to Use Knives.
The first men, armed with the sim
plest weapons or with none Mt all, pur-
sued In the chase the animals that
served them as food and, being gener-
ally In state of starvation, tore them
to pieces with their fingers and de-
voured on the spot the flesh, raw and
bloody. In time they domesticated an
imals that assisted them in hunting
and invented the bow and spear that
enabled them to kill their prey at a
greater distance.
The knife was invented as an instru-
nent of attack or defense or for rough
cutting and carving and. being COM
monty worn on the person, was found
convenient In eating and became in
time an accessory of the table for rea-
sons so obvious that they require no
explanation.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1902-06-11
Scotch Thrift.

The ferryboat WAS well on her way
when n violent storm arose. and fears
were entertained for her safety.
The ferryman and his mate. both
Scotchmen, held consultation, and
after short debate the ferryman turn
ed to his passengers and remarked
anxiously:
well Just TAX yer tuppences moo,
for we no ken what might come over
us."-London Answers.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1902-06-11

Farmer Observation-Disclosures Chinn-
away, the politician. declares that he
Is In the hands of his friends.
Farmer Hornbeak-Yes, l know he
does, but It sorter looks to me that his
friends have got the colonel on their
hands.-Judge.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1902-06-11
THE CHARLESTON EXPOSITION.
Reduced Rates via the Pennsylvan
Railroad.

Reduced Rates via the Pennsylvania
Railroad.
During the continuance of the South Caro-
lima Interstate and West-Indian Exposition,
to be held at Charleston, s. c., from Decem-
Der / to June /, the Pennsylvania Railroad
Company will sell excursion tickets to Char
lesion and return from all points on its line at
reduced rates These tickets will be sold
daily from November 80 to May 81, and win be
Of two descriptions: Season tickets, bearing
a final limit of June s, 1909, and eleven-day
tickets, good TO return within eleven days. in
Guiding date of sale, but not good after June
5, 1909. These tickets will not be good to stop
of en- route, For rates and further particulars
apply to Ticket Agents.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1902-06-11

1t was New England parson who
announced to his congregation on re-
cent Sunday. You will be sorry to
hear that the little church at Jones
willie is once more tossed upon the
waves, sheep without shepherd
Christian Register
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1902-06-11
The Geological Dax

The G,000 years of human history
form but a portion of the geological
day which is passing over us. They
do not extend into the yesterday of
our globe, far less touch the myriads
of ages spread out beyond.