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The Tucson citizen., 1902-11-05
How He Made Money.

Conversation overheard on a train
for Monte Carlo. Two travellers un-
known to each other chatting familiar
Iy:
"On your way to Monte Carlo, sir,
that delightful and exclusive home for
Rll gamblers?"
THAT is exactly where ! am going"
And you will play just a little,
suppose"
y do nothing else. sir 1t is my busi-
Ness."
Gracious! You don't mean to say
you make business of it?
Yes sir: twice day regularly, and
never by any chance lose"
'In that case perhaps you will ex-
plain your system to me-"
Certainly. with pleasure. / play the
VIOLIN"
The Tucson citizen., 1902-11-05
Why He Changed HIS Mind.

Il tell you, sir, civil service is great
thing.
The man addressed looked aston
ished.
Coming from any 2ne but you. that
remark would not greatly surprise me, >
he said. You didn't think so when |
last saw you"
NO, didn't"
"You considered civil service little
short of a civic curse"
'"That:s right. But then | was on
the outside and trying to get in, while
now l am OH the inside and trying to
stay in. 1t makes a great difference y
Brooklyn Eagle
The Tucson citizen., 1902-11-05
(J0I1o7N17 (1z71A 1As2IILAzzaED
The CITY NEWS
lNPHRHGRHPHS.

At 8 o'clock this afternoon train No.
9 was reported on time, No. 10 is on
time. The flyer is four hours late.
A large number of men were look
ing happy about town today, but l. H.
Bryan seemed to be just little bit
happier than the best of them, No, it
was not an election bet. He didn't
win new hat or a dinner, 1t was
not the election at all. A big, bOunc-
ing baby girl arrived at his home early
this morning, and election returns were
lacking in interest thereafter.
The race for carnival queen is go
ing to be a warm one. The voting is
becoming lively, At noon today the
ballots were counted as follows: Lola
Katzenstein 45, Leta Reid 40, Mabel
lockwood Al. and Bertha Goldtree 80.
The All Stars gave beautiful exhibi-
tion of the national game at Carrlllo' 6
Gardens this afternoon. The business
houses closed for the occasion, and big
crowd was in attendance. The two
teams arrived last evening and regis
tered at the Willard, Orndorff and san
Augustine. The score was 3 to 4, IN
favor OF the Nationals.
The district court convened this morn
ing ostensibly to open one of two sensa-
tional trials. The venire of jurors was
in attendance, but had to be dismissed
because there was nothing lett on the
calendar to try. The attorney in the
Bartlett assault case asked that it be
continued for the term on the ground
that a material witness was unable to
be present. The affidavit satisfied the
court and the case was continued. At
torney Ortila presented similar afida'
Wit in the Elias case, and after some
consideration it was ordered continued
for the term. The affidavit alleged that
Juan Gamez and r. Carrisosa, who saw
Katzenstein assault Elias before the
shooting, could not be found.
The Tucson citizen., 1902-11-05
On Sure Ground.

A well known artist overheard a
countryman and his wife ridiculing
his picture, which represented farm
scene. He was so indignant that he at
last interposed with the remark;
THAT painting is valued at E100.
Allow me to ask If you are familiar
with works of art?"
Not very familiar with art replied
the farmer, "but | know something
about nature, young man. When you
make cow that gets up from the
ground by putting her fore feet first
you do something that nature never
did" London Answers.
The Tucson citizen., 1902-11-05
Noah Lett the Ark ON April 20.

Saturday, April %, is the day marked
in all ancient calendars as being the
one upon which Noah and his family
quilted the ark after having withstOod
the siege of the great dcluge. The day
Is marked in all ancient calendars es-
pecially British. as egressus Noaea de
area, the 18th of March. the day upon
which Noah, his family and their great
floating collection Of natural history
specimens set sail, being designated in
the same class of early printed litera
ture as introitus NoR in area. 1.-The day
of NOah's entrance into the ark" Why
these days were chosen as the ones
upon which the supposed embarkation
and debarkation We're made are enig
mas which the antiquarians have not
yet solved.
The Tucson citizen., 1902-11-05
Woman OF Nerve
Beat a BURGLAR

CHICAGO, Nov 5.-Mrs. Jessie
Spears, of No. 152 West Monroe street,
was confronted in her rooms last
night by burglar with revolver.
Take a seat my friend" said she.
Il haven't much money, but if you
want anything to eat or drink have
plenty"
Il an hungry and thirsty too" said
the burglar as he put away his weap-
on and took seat. Mrs. Spears spread
before him cold turkey and angel cake
She kept up a fire of conversation of
the -you-called order until the man
forgot the object of his visit.
Il will have to go for some beer,
she said She went to a drug store,
telephoned for the police and returned
with the beer The burglar was ar
rested
The Tucson citizen., 1902-11-05
Instincts That Lead to Death.

Professor Mivart proved that there
are instincts" that lead to death by
failing to adapt themselves to a change
of circumstances. Migratory quail by
thousands perish in the deserts Of
northern Africa. where their ancestors
used to find a comfortable winter re-
sort, abounding with forests and even
with grainfields, IL We shall credit
Pliny's account of the Numidan coast
lands. The forests are gone, but myri'
ads of quail still follow in the same
route ut the risk Of starvation.
The Tucson citizen., 1902-11-05
"A MONTANA BLUFF"
Sow Four Troopers Made Seventy
Eve FtIip!naa Flee.


What is rec@ @ded as ore Of the tallcst
bluffs on r>curd furnished Captain Ed.
gar EuSsel, chef signal officer In the
Philippines during the instruction.
with a story which he told as an exam
pie Of western nerve.
We were outside of Manila III some
little scrap" said the captain, and
about seventy five natives were lying
IN trench ahead of us. shooting away
merrily, but not hitting anybody. BY
and by noticed little disturbance IN
our front. Presently four Montana
troopers trotted out OF our lines and
started straight for the FllipinOs. Ev-
erybody looked at them with wonder
and waited TO see them all killed Bul-
lets WhiStled all around them, but they
never halted. Slowly, Just at trot
they logged on toward the enemy. The
natives fred and fired, but for some
unknown reason did not hit. On aAd
Oh went the quartet, diSdaining cover.
At last there Was q shout, and 10 OCr
utter aStouiShment we bcheld the ScV-
entyfvc Fil;pinCs suddenly jump out
of their trenches and take to their
heels in mad fight. The nerve of the
Montana troopers was too much for
them. When they had ali fed, throw
ing their rifles away as they ran. the
troopers came back. their arms full OF
guns. That is what the army called Il
Montana bluff It's the sort of nerve
that lets man open q jackpot on &
pair OF deuces. New York Tribune.
The Tucson citizen., 1902-11-05

Samples of the artificial flowers and i:
designs to be used in the grand flower
parade during the carnival are on ex-
hibition at 156 Congress street, and
open for inspection of the public The
flower parade. headed by the queen OF
the carnival, will be one Of the most
attractive features of the street fair,
with the queen riding on most mag
nificent float. The queens dress will
be her selection, purchased by the
Eagles.
The Tucson citizen., 1902-11-05
Local Weather Report.
MOTHER GRRY'S SWEET POWDERS

the Children's Home in New York, treated
children successfully with remedy. now pre-.
pared and placed in the drug stores, called
They are harmless as milk pleasant to take
and never fail. a certain cure for feve1ish-
ness constipation, headache. teething and
stomach disorders and remove worms. tall
druggists, 25c. Don't accept any substitute.
Sample sent FREE. Address Alien S. Olmsted,
LIE Roy, N. Y.
The Tucson citizen., 1902-11-05
Am OppOrtuuity,

Henry There's one thing that can be
said Of poor Tom. He died without
owing dollar to any one in the world.
Dick-And think of the opportunities
he must have had! 1t should be a
warning TO everybody still alive, You
haven't got Il couple of dollars about
you that you can let me have until /
see You again. Boston Transcript.
The Tucson citizen., 1902-11-05
I'm "a SlOs~ Place.

"How 10 You manage to live within
your income. Briggs? Don't you feel
cramped?"
"Cramped, aid you say? Why. !
have got to go out and borrow $40 ev-
cry time want 10 stretch myself" y
Smart Set. @e>s.3
The Tucson citizen., 1902-11-05
Long Green One.

"Rribem's interested in that bill you
voted for" said the first councilman.
Sure" replied the other, Don't
you suppose know thatT'
Did he ask you personally to vote
for it?''
'Well-er-he just handed me
note. "-Kennebec Journal
The Tucson citizen., 1902-11-05
HORSE PASTURE.

First-class alfalfa, $500 per month,
at the Allis ranch. Horses called for
and returned. Drop a card. Ranch
two miles south of town.
tt w. w. ALLiS.
The Tucson citizen., 1902-11-05
CURED OF PILES AFTER 40 YEARS

NJ, C. Haney. of Geneva, Ohio, had
the piles for forty years. Doctors and,
dollars could do for him no lasting
good. DeWitr'S Witch Hazel Salve
cured him permanently. Invaluable
for cuts. Bells Pharmacy.
The Tucson citizen., 1902-11-05
What is home without
The Citizen.

Hives are a terrible torment to the
little folks, and to some older ones.
Easily cured. DOan's Ointment never
fails. Instant relief, permanent cure.
AT any drug store. so cents.
The Tucson citizen., 1902-11-05
Rerudiaten Il.

"Whcre did that child get her man
ners?" 4..y
mot from my side of the house"
"Why notr'
Because she hasn't any" - Clevt
land Plain Dealer.
The Tucson citizen., 1902-11-05
THE TROY LAUNDRY co.

Is now doing frst-class work, and
our prices are adjusted to the quality
of our work. We pay good wages to
good people to do good work, and we
have to eat something, too. Wagons
call. Phone 1911.
The Tucson citizen., 1902-11-05
Wedding AID hirthda. rugs made to
order, at e. G. Capo's. the Jeweler, 90
West Congress Rtreef. ssss

Energy all gone? Headache? Stom-
ach out of order? Simply case OF
torpid liver. Burdock Blood Bitters
will make a new man or woman OF
you.
The Tucson citizen., 1902-11-05
Beware of Popcorn
It OhOk6d a Woman

MT. GILEAD, O., Nov. 5.-Last
evening Mrs. C. C. Harrison House.
while gayly eating popcorn with
company of friends, choked, and after
terrible suffering all night, died this
morning.
The Tucson citizen., 1902-11-05

In writing a letter the q >at genius is
the one who remembers what should
be left oUt-Exchange.
The Tucson citizen., 1902-11-05

No matter how long you have had
the cough; if it hasn't already devel-
oped into consumption, DR.. Woods
Norway Pine Syrup will cure it.
The Tucson citizen., 1902-11-05
Metal and M0neu Market.

NEW YORK, Nov. 3-Mexican dol
lars 1890; silver, 5O14c. Copper, .651s
a S715.
The Tucson citizen., 1902-11-05
An EYtrCnliaf.

''Is Mr.. Fusse much afraid of mi
crobes?'
well should say. He washes the
antiseptic gauze gloves he wears in an
antiseptic fluid before he even handles
the steriizel glass that contains the
boiled and filtered mineral water he in
tends to drink"- Baltimore Herald
Legal Points.
$50 be got out an injunction against
your company" we say pltyingiy.
why didn't you forestall him by get
ting an injunction to prevent the issu-
ance of his inJTnctionY
IL couldn't. You see, he wRs slick
enough to get out an injunction against
my getting out an injunction against
his injunctiopw Baltimore Herald.
The Tucson citizen., 1902-11-05

There ia no crime, All crime is igro.
rance. It's remedy ts education. Free
dom.
The Tucson citizen., 1902-11-05
WE MUST WASH.

We may live without books
What is knowledge but sorrow?
We may live without beauty;
1t fades on the morrow.
We may live without lawsuits
Indictments are quashing-
But where is the one
Who can live without washing?
Phone 1911, Troy Laundry Co.
The Tucson citizen., 1902-11-05

The ladies of the Congregational
church will serve an election dinner
from II till 2, next to the postofice.
30-3t
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1902-03-21
MISSIONS 18th ANNIVERSARY.
Special Anniversary and Evangel.stic
Services Arranged.

Special anniversary and evangelis-
tic meetings will mark the thirteenth
anniversary of the Market Street
Mission Sunday. Three services will
be held on that day N the morning
ana evening at the South Street.Pres-
byterian Church and in the afternoon
at 4. 10 a special praise meeting in the
Mission. Mrs. j.. a. Fitch, solo sing
or at the Ocean Grove Camp Meetings
viii lead the singing at all these
services and also at the evangelistic
meetings to be held in the Missions
nightly for one week commencing to
morrow evening at 7.45.
The speakers at these meetings will
be tomorrow evening, Hon. John b.
vreeiand; Monday evening, Rev. j..
T. Hurlbut; Tuesday evening, Rev
Franklin B. Dwight; Wednesday
evening, Rev. s. q. Batten; Thurs
day evening. Supt Thomas B. IRON
side; and Friday evening, Rev.Albert
Erdman, D. D. All are cordially in
vited to be present.
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An Elaborate Concert.

Sidney A. Baldwin, musical director
of the Morristown School, has ar
ranged for an elaborate concert to be
given in the Lyceum Hall, Saturday
evening, April twelfth. which promises
to be one of the leading concerts Of
the year. Miss Josephine Jacboy,
soprano Hans Kronold, 'ceIlist; Miss
Ruby Gerard Braun, violinist; and
Mr.. Baldwin, pianist, will furnish an
attractively arranged program OF ex-
cellent music, including. trios and So
los. Miss Jaooby is one of the leading
singers of New York City and great
favorite with the musical public.
Kronold, the we'll known 'cellist, Of
New York, is already great favorite
in Morristown and is delightful
performer. Miss Brauns's playing
has won for her great favor amongst
the Morristonians who have heard
her, and she needs no better praise of
her artistic handling of her instru-
ment than the words of her admirers.
All the artists are favorites in Morris
town and with Mr.. Baldwin, Morris
towns fayorite accompanist at the
piano, musical evening Of great
value is assured. Following arc
some of the ladies Interested in the
concert Mrs. Oliver Adams, Mrs.
Herman Behr, Mrs. Thomas ". Cauld-
we'll, Miss Dana, Mrs.~E. Franklin,
Mrs. I'll. e. Hoy, Mrs. e, j. Hall, Mrs.
Francis Hoyt, Miss Rowland, Mrs.
William Hughes, Mrs Frank Hurlbut.
Mrs. W. S. Letchford, Mrs. George
A. Lowe Mrs #. w. Merrell, Mrs.
Henry w. Miller, Mrs. Frank Marsh,
Mrs. John O. H. Pitney, Mrs. George
B. Raymond, Mrs. Fayette Smith. Mrs.
j. Morgan Slade, Mrs. A. s. Swords,
Miss Anna Shaw, Miss Trowbridge,
Mrs. Henry Taylor. Mrs. Wynant
Vanderpool, Mrs. John /. Waterbury,
Miss Willis, and Mrs. William =.
Wheelouk.
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A large attendance greeted the Rev.
James 7. Brown, both at Morris Plains
and Whippany on Sunday and Mon
day when he gave an interesting lee
ture at each place.
Rev. Mr.. Brown said in part: Your
gathering here, dear friends, testifies
that you form no exception to the
prophecy OF the poet, that within the
walls of the church though cut off
from any further demonstration there
are hearts as true to the memory of
st. Patrick as can be found anywhere.
And if, dear friends, we, as
Americans, esteem it duty and pri-
vilege to assemble in commemoration
of the birthday of George Washing
ton, the father Of our American indie
pendence; if we linger round his
Headquarters here in Morristown, or
the spots sacred to his memory
throughout this country if with awe
and veneration we gather round these
cradles of our nations freedom; what
feelings must be ours on this occasion
when we call up before our mind him
who liberated nation, not from the
transitory shackles of an earthly ty-
rant, but from the, manicIes Of the
Prince Of Despots, the Evil one him
self; when drawing aside with rever-
ent hand the veil of the ages, we con-
jure up before our mind the transcen-
dent spectacle Of a nations spiritual
regeneration, a nation to which most
of us point with love and pride as
the land of our fathers and the home
of our birth.
With affection and generation, while
with great diffidence which may
be inspired by SO lofty theme shall
I venture to trace for you the earliest
footsteps Of Erin's glorious Apostle
and strive to follow him along that
marvellous way by which he led our
fathers and ourselves to the noun
tains Of God and the tabernacle of the
Just Then followed an eloquent
perusal Of st. Patricks' life and labors
and a peroation that predicted the fu-
ture freedom Of Ireland, when Ire
lands men and women, both Catholic
and Protestant will rejoice in the
redemption Of that liberty which is
their birthright but which has SO long
been unjustiy withheld. Z
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Ev. j. i. 4URLBUT. .. d, RESIGNS
Called Passaic Church,
Congregation Regrets His Going-Oficial
F3oard a Resolution.

With Easter Sunday, Rev. DIR. jill.
Hurlbut closes his pastorate in Nor
ristown. On Sunday last he called
together his "official board" and in
formed them that he had accepted an
invitation to become pastor Of the
Methodist Episcopal Church at Pas
sale, New Jersey, aud with the consent
of Bishop Joyce expected to be sent
there at the next session of the New
ark Conference, which will meet in
Elizabeth on April 2.
AT the time DR.. Hurlbut came to
Morristown, it was generally expected
that he would be sent to Passaic, as
that church had expressed a desire
that he might be so assigned, but
imaginary or real difficulties appeared
to stand in the way Of the Bishop S
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1902-03-21
FUN AT THE HIGH SCHOOL,
"A Comic Farce BY tioweIIs cIeverIy
Presented Last Friday Evening.

A Comic Farce by tioweIIs CIeverIS
Presented Last Friday Evening.
OF all the funny and enjoyable en-.
tertainments given by local talent
1 in Morristown this winter the one
presented Friday evening entitled
The Sleeping Car by number Of
High School boys was the most
amusing.
At eight O'Clock the spacious chapel
of the Maple Avenue School Building
was packed to the doors, even the
aisies being utilized regardless Of tie
rule recently made by the city
officials to the effect that at all indoor
entertainments the aisles and door
ways should be kept clear.
The first part Of the program was OF
a musical nature.
Fanfare Militaire'' by the Misses
Homan aud Jaqui and La Baladine'
By Miss Maize J. Jaqui were rendered
upon the piano in excellent style and
we'll received.
'ln the Wood" by the High School
Quartette comprising Messrs. Babbitt,
Rosevear, Bower and CarreIl was
next given and was SO much enjoyed
that PUSSY in the Well was sung
as an encore. Prof. e. NJ. Young S
selection Three Young Mem and
Frank Eaton's old English songs,
Leap Year and Lass Of Richmond
Hill" were rendered by these two
popular soloists in their usual MASTER
" manner.
After few moments intermission
the curtains were drawn aside when
an excellent reproduction Of a portion
of Pullman sleeper consisting of
four sections was presented.
Flagg Voat representing Aunt Mary
and Charles Carroll as Mrs. Roberts
provoked much laughter during the
entire farce.
Oscar Sturgis was an ideal black
faced porter with his Vas, sahs'' and
No, sahs'' and the manner in which
he made up the berths, polish ID the
shoes, brushed the clothes and gobbled
up the tips caused much merriment.
Abram Sawyer and Edward Roberts
were well portrayed by W. w. CUT
Ter, Jr., and Oliver O. Lyon. Lewis
Hays took the part of conductor and
Morris B. Rosevear impersonated
Willis Campbell.
On the. whole the entertainment was
an immense success and the one hum
dred and twenty dollars cleared will
go, as Mr. Haven in few brief re-
marks said: ITO worthy cause,
namely the Athletic Association.
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SO doing and he was Tread ont" for
Morristown. His pastorate in this
city has been very satisfactory to the
membership Of the Morristown
Church. AS pastor he has, perhaps
excelled his predecessors, certainly
equalled any, having during the year
made nearly 900 calls upon his parish
toner's. He has been exceedingly
attentive to tie aged and sick and
has made friends innumerable. As
a preacher his sermons have been
exceedingly instructive and profit
able. When it became known that
the Passaic Church had renewed its
acquaintance, and with fresh ardour
its wooing, even to the extent Of q
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1902-03-21

sections il would have required
about the rest Of the week. However,
after reading several sections. it
was laid over until Wednesday morn
ing when It passed unanimously. In
the House it is now ON third reading
1t is understood that there will be
considerable opposition mainly from
Hudson and Essex.
After somewhat checkered expert
ence Mr.. Williams bill for a Normal
School at Newark has passed the
house by vote of s5 to IA. House
bills No. 1873 and 159, the first defining
the status of Morristown and the
latter for the establishment of sewer
system, having passed the House is
on third reading, will probably
pass the Senate on Monday night.
The bill prohibiting live-pigeon
shooting will undoubtedly become a
law although there is q stiff lobby
against the measure.
Governor Murphy sent to the Senate
ON Monday night the following nomi-
nations:
Attorney General. Thomas N
McCarter. of Essex, to succeed Samuel
Grey. of Camden.
Secretary of State, Samuel D. Dick
inson, of Jersey City, to succeed
George Wurts, of Paterson.
CLERK of the supreme court, William
Riker, Jr., Of NtwaTk, reappointed.
Board of managers of Morris Plains
Insane Asylum James w SmiEh.
David St. John and Janson Mcbride,
reappointments.
State public library commissioners
Continued on Fourth Page.
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downright proposal strong effort
was made by the congregation to
induce him to remain in Morristown.
Had it not been for the cordial and
hearty invitations Of the Passaic
Church he would have done so, but
having received it he felt it to be in
the pathway of his duty to accept.
At the meeting of the "official
board above mentioned, the follow
ing resolution was presented by Col.
E. L. Dobbins and unanimously
adopted:
Resolved, That we have just learned
from DR.. Hurlbut, with deep re-
greet, that he has decided to leave
us at the end of this year and ao-
cept an appointment from an
other church.
The official boar" have appointed
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the following as members of COM
mittee that will have to do with the
coming of a new pastor E. L. Dob
bins, @. =. Surdam, e. S. Day f. f.
Srults and VIM. Nj. Quimby. 1t is
rumored that a young man Of wide
reputation as pastor and pulpit
orator will be sent here.
The Passaic Church to which DR..
Hurlbut has been invited is one Of the
most vigorous churches in the New
ark Conference. 1t is the only Me-
thodist Episcopal Church in that
fiourishing city and numbers among
its members the mayor. who headed
the committee Of visitation that in
terviewed Or. Hurlbut.
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Commandery Elect Officers.

The annual election of officers Of
Odo St Armand Commandery, No. IL
was held last Friday evening at
which time the following Sir knights
were chosen to serve for the ensuing
year G. A. Becker, @. A. Fl. Lynch,
q. o. M. Bowen, Q. g.; Robert
Thorpe,S. W.; J. H. Madigan, J..W.
W. 7. Lewis, e. P.; O. s. Douglass,
r. E. A. Quayle, treasurer, a. @.
Holmes, st. B. D P. Watt, sw. B. !
r. M. Forester, W. Jacob Boehle, s.
DIR. f. @. Jones, Sgt. James Dick
son. @. M.