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Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1902-08-04

AS soon as Joe Cronan was no1nin-
ated for governor-he left for Seattle
to look after his business interests
and it is said he may go as far as
Alaska-to get used to the chill and
cold, in store for the democratic ticket.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1902-08-04
FOR SALE.

Fifty head Of young cows with calves
by their side. This is the finest
bunch OF calves in the state. Sired
by registered Aberdeen Angus bull.
Apply to
McGILIIVRAY & PATTERSON.
Bismarck. N. d.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1902-08-04
LEGISLATIVE TICKET.

Members of the House of Representa-
tives, 9th District
E. S. ALLEN.
JOSEPH HARE.
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1902-05-28
Light on the Question.

A short time ago large factory,
fitted with electric lights, caught on
fire, and in spite Of the efforts of the
fire brigade, was almost demolished.
The following morning newly.ap-
pointed member of the police force
was dispatched to the spot with a
view to ascertaining how the fire orig
mated.
After closely interrogating the man
ager of the factory, he asked to see
the man who was responsible for the
electric light. The manager stated
that the electric switches were under
his sole control.
Policeman-Then you are the man
who lights up the electric affair?
Manager-That is so. 81
Policeman (bubbling over with ex.
citement)-Now, be careful how you
answer my next question, COS if not
satisfactory it will be took as evi.
dence against you. When you lighted
the electric. light last night, where did
you throw the match?
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1902-05-28
Same Advice 10 Both.

In passing judgment Ill the cases
of men arraigned at the Central sta.
tion ON charges Of intoxication, Mag
istrate Cunningham, although he ire.
quently reverscs himself, offers to
each offender some sound advice.
Bill Jones, who had been found
upon the public highway minus the
faculty Of navigation, was arraigned
before him.
married or single2" asked the
magistrate.
Single, sif," replied the shaking
culprit.
"Ycu ought to get married. If you
had wife and family % occupy your
attention you would have no desire to
drink" said the magistrate. "In
discharge you; but I hope you II give
to matrimony more thought than you
have to liquor"
John Smith, who had also been ar
rested for being intoxicated, was next
called.
"Married or single, John?" queried
the magistrate.
Married, your honor" was the
prisoners reply.
"Then you have no. business get
ting drunk. Drinking should be done
by single men who have no family to
require their attention and cash. You
ought to have remained single, then
the damage you are doing would fall
upon you alone. Go home and think
it over" "-Philadelphia Evening Tclc
graph.
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1902-05-28
As Clever AS Solomon.

Every Child Her Own Solomon"
is text that may come up for discus
zion in some Of the clubs after the
color question is disposed of now that
little Miss Kohlsaat has argued and
won case of her own. The little
girl lost much-beloved pet dog
some time back, and recently saw it
riding In carriage with handsome
ly gowned woman. The carriage was
going very slowly, and near the pave
ment, and the little girl delightedly
called her pet by name. With a
whine OF joy the animal sprang from
the vehicle and, running to little Miss
Kohlsaat, began jumping about her
and licking her hands for sheer JOY.
"You cant have my dog, little
girl, called the woman from her car
riage, which had now drawn rein be-
side the curb.
"But this is my dog said little Miss
Kohlsaat.
"No, it is my dog" said the wo-
man.
"I'll prove that it is mine" replied
little Miss Kohlsaat with the blood
born of determination aud Justice.
By this time quite crowd of chill
dren and passers-by had collected, and
the girl, with the dog in her arms,
faced her antagonist as lawyer faces
jury.
"Caniyour Jog stand up and beg7"
said she.
"Yee," answered the woman.
"Cea he jump through hoop?"
Eyes"
"Can he lie down and play dead?"
"Yes.".
"Can he dance on his hind feet?"
eyes"
"Can he say his prayers?"
eyes"
Closing her arms tightly about the
dog and starting to walk away the
child cried triumphantly:
"Well, my dog can't. He is mine
them
And she won.
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1902-05-28
TO TEACH COURTSHIP.
A College OF Lovemalking, to Confer De-
grees, is the Very Newest Thing Out

on. Professor Brooks is equally proud
OF another student Of the same sex.
who, when asked her age, will tell it
correctly, instead OF saying: "How old
do you think ! amp" These two in
stances. he says, afford valuable evil
dence Of che work that can be accom-
plished By scientific instruction in the
preliminaries OF lovemaking.
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1902-05-28
Do Hen Understand Women.

a man can very seldom tell what is
passing in a woman's mind. He talks
With another man and he can follow
his processes; he gets his point Of
view; he can read between the lines;
ne can make q shrewd guess as to how
ne came to ssy that, OF why he -e-
Trained from saying the other, says
the Watchman.
but woman's mental processes are
not those Of q man. Her mental ma.
ohinery is geared differently. You
hear what she tells you. You can
make differences from it; they will be
wrong, because you do not know how
she came to say what she did; you do
not have the clew. Try to guess what
she will say next and you will find
that you are all at sea.
The man who says that he under.
stands woman is himself woman
lie may love her. There may exist
between his soul and hers that inde-
Unable and celestial sympathy which
is the sweetest thing on earth; but
he does not understand her.
Her mental operation, her ways of
thought, her point Of view will always
be as inscrutable to him as the mental
processes of All angel. Whether wo-
men understand each other is not
quite certain. = greater part of the
delight that men find in the compan-
ionship of women arises from their
inscrutability. You cannot measure
or exhaust them.
Their charming inconsequence, as
they seem to you, will mover cease tc
puzzle you and every fresh conyersa
tion reveals novelty of attitude o,
opinion.
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1902-05-28
No Color Line Drawn.

Lamar Landon, of Georgia, was
holding forth last week at an infor-
NAL reunion Of the Southern Society
in Sherry's says the New York Times.
One of the tales Of the South that was
told was this:
A no-therner VIII had never been
below Mason and Dixon's line went
down last winter. Guided through
the country by an old negro, they
reached the edge of a stream, and the
traveller said to the darkey:
"What is that dark object in the
water?'
"'Oh, dat's a alligatah, sah,' was
the reply.
"And what is that other dark thing
over there on the sand?' was asked.
"'Dats alligatah, too, sab, the
guide answered.
"'Then these alligators of yours are
amphibious creatures, are they?' quer-
led the northerner.
The old negro scratched his head,
pondered deeply, finally smiled know
ingly, and answered.:
"'Oh, yes, sab; yes, sab. Course
dey's amphiblous. Dey eats niggers
jest de same as white folks"
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1902-05-28

the rest Of that ridiculous and anti
quated school. Modern science de.
mands better things in love, says
Professor Brooks, and it will be the
object Of the institution to develop in
its pupils the highest grade Of art in
love.making. So s
USE OF THE HUG TESTER.
AS far as possible the students will
be exercised without apparatus, but
members Of the faculty have devised
several testing machines Of such an
doubted value that they will be used
in tks enrrioulnz.. Oee Of the best Of
these, devised by Professor Stripger,
is known as the thug tester It con-
sists of dressmaker's dummy, to the
top Of which is affixed dial resem-
bling that used on weighing machines.
BY an ingenious arrangement of
springs attached to the waist OF the
figures the exact value Of mug in
pounds avoirdupois can be estimated
to q nicely. BY it's use Professor
Stringer hopes to develop to the proper
extent the arms Of those young men
whose hugs have hitherto lacked
strength, while at the same time the
machine will enable him to keep a
watch upon those muscular persons
who are unaware, perhaps, of the en-
ergy they are emplc lg. These will
be warned Of their excess and will be
shown the proper amount of pressure
to exert. They will then be exercised
upon the machine until they are per-
feet in the art. Professor Stringer
mentions the sad case Of young man
not student Of the college-who,
upon being accepted by the young wo-
man to whom he was paying atten-
tion, cracked three of her ribs in his
misguided efforts to DO affectionate.
Professor Stringer says the incident
affected him 80 much that he at once
set about the invention Of a machine
which should obviate such accidents
in the future.
Prof. Brooks says that the result
Of his observation shows that there are
30,000,00o married people in the Uni
ted States. The majority of these,
says the founder Of the College of
Courtship, are unhappy they are en-
during the life rather than enjoying
it. This, he believes, is condition
whioa could be entirely prevented if
the 30,O0O,UUv mad been graduated
from his institution.
The College Of Courtship at At
wood, Tenn, is now open for the re-
ception of students, either for the reg
ular- or postgraduate course. The lat
ter, necessarily, is for married people.
1t is designed to show quarrelsome
couples the errors Of their ways by
causing them to take special course
OF instruction in good temper. Profess
sor Brooks says he expects there will
be great demand for the graduates Of
his college. Several scholarships will
be granted to deserving young people
who do not yet know how to make
love. y
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1902-05-28

A man can't help feeling pretty
important when he has just made a
fat deposit in his bank account, oyan
il he has checked it all out again that
same day.
= Every time you forget to remem.
Der to tell woman you love her she
forgets you do.
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1902-05-28
Sciatic Rheumatism Cured After Fif.
teen Years Of Suffering.

II have been afflicted with sciatic
rheumatism for fourteen years." says
Josh Edgar, of Germantown, Cal. "I
was able to be around but constantly
suffered. I tried everything l could
hear Of and at last was told to try
Chamberlain's Pain Balm, which I did
and was Immediately relieved and in q
short time cured, and I am happy to
say it has not since returned" Why
not use this liniment and get we'll? It
is for sale by Orr-Gray Drug Go.
Yes" said his wife, petulantly,
eff I don't get the bonnet / want I'll
keep you in hot water "Then
you'll find I'm like an egg, and that
hot water will harden me..'' 8s =
Slope The Cough and Works or the.
Cold.
Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets cure
ascold in one day. No cure, No Pay.
Price % cents.
s. = The Lion Bridge, near Sangang,
in China is the longeet in the world,
being Eve and one-quarter miles from
end to end. The roadway is seventy.
feet above water.
g GEAvs>s.
This signaturo is on every bog OF tho genuine
Laxative BrOraOsQ Quinine Tablets
tho remedy that cares q cold I'm ono day
- If people could be young with out
being green and sentimental, without
being soft, the world would be at the
mercy Of youth.
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1902-05-28

WANTED know I that s1nn offering PIANOS Or
G0ST have in stock the best that buy
from $4,000 $3.50 Remember remember also that
COST No such opportunity has been offered the people
You fifty by taking advantage SALE
Come to me il you looking for the BEST
M. l.. WILLIS, Next door Peoples Bank
BdT Some desirable Building for SALE
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1902-05-28

yiolet's blue. pickles are green" and
the rest Of that ridiculous and anti
quated school. Modern science de-
mands better things in love, says
Professor Brooks, and it will be the
object Of the institution to develop in
its pupils the highest grade. OF art in
love.making. 50
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1902-07-30

At rancorous political meeting
Representative Sibley, of Pennsyl-
vanIa, who, bad been elected once
on the Democratic side and the next
time on the Republican ticket for
the same district, was fiercely re-
preached for changing his politics
You peopleIiw stick to the
tenet of IL to l." replied Sibley
when it came his turn to speak
remind me of a man / once saw in
a lunatic asylum. He was capering
through the hall astride of broom
stick. All, ha, Issaid to him think
ing to be pleasant, Il see you are
having "A fine ride on a horse.
This isn't "a horse he replied.
Isn't a horse?' said /. Then what
is it?' It's a hobby, he replied
IF it was horse / could get off .
-Everybody's Magazine.
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1902-07-30
Death of Walter Herndon.

Death has again claimed one of
the bright young men of our city.
At 100 O'Clock this afternoon the
dread summons came to Mr.. Walter
Herndon and he answered the last
roll call on earth. His death oc-
CURED at his home on Briggs street,
where he lived with his mother and
sister. Mr.. Herndon was "A most
exemplary young man, faithful,
honest, true to himself and to every
trust reposed in him. For quite u
time he has been connected with the
lumber yard of II. ID. Timmons q
Son, and was held in high regard by
his employers. He was about
twenty-three years of age and had a
promising future before him. He
was a member of the Baptist church
and a consecrated christian, The
funeral services will occur at three
O'Clock tomorrow afternoo from the
First Baptist church. To the grief
stricken mother, sister aud brothers
the LIGHT extends sincerest SYM
pathy.
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1902-07-30
Texas State Fair.

On the morning of July 20, our
groun Dis were visited by fire which
swept away Exposition Building
and Music Hall, the Poultry De-
partment and several smaller build
ings, including the Green House,
and which withered large part of
the trees, shrubbery andl flowers
entailing a loss of 800, 10000.
But we are glad to be able to an
nOunce that heavy as the loss is,
late in the season as il came, il
will in no wise interfere with the
Fair, which, as previously an
nounced, will open on the p of Sep
TENDER and will continue until the
18th of October and be fuller in each
of its departments and bigger and
better in its entirety than ever be-
fore. The morning after the fire we
put TO work large forces OF men
clearing away the debris prepara:o-
ry to putting up modern buildings
modelled after those at Buffalo and
Omaha,
On account of the fire we will not
loose a single one of our exhibits or
nor shall we be COM
PEELED to turn any away for lack OF
space.
w. H. CASTOR, Pres.
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1902-07-30

The Chautauqua is rapidly draw
ing to close and notwithsta nding
the fact that the people have suf-
fered many fnconveniences and dis
comforts ON account of the weat her
the slightest complaint has not
been heard. Everything has been
quiet and Harmonious and despite
the continued rains which kept the
grounds in a sloppy condition the
campers were good natured, Jolly
set. On account of the bad condi .
ton of the roads there has been
practically no attendance from the
country surrounding Waxahachie
and as consequence gate receipts
have been rather light, but it is
gratifying to know that they have
been sufficient to meet all expenses.
We have heard many farmers ex-
press their regret at not being able
to get here with their families.
Considering the limited facilities
for accommodating the people the
street car company has done ex-
tremely well in furnishing transpor-
tltion TO and from the grounds.
On account of the rains the track
has been in bad shape and the
heavy crowds hauled Saturday
night and Sunday caused the rails
to spread in a number of places.
Some delay was thus caused, but
everything is now in good running
order and the crowds are being feir-
lyIwelllcared for.
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1902-07-30
nnn,f Fan II 1,rz This

When ever an honest trial ID 41v-
an 60 Electric Ritfsrs for any traub-
lie recommended for, q permanent
cure will surely be sffectee It new
er fails TO tone the stomach, regulate
the kidneys and bowels, stimulate
the liver, invfgorate the nerves and
purify the blood. IT'S a wonderful
tonic for rundown systems. Elec-
tric Bitters positively cures Kidney
and Liver Troubles, Stomach Dis
orders, Nervousness, Sleeplessness
Rheumatism, Neuralgia, and expels
Malaria. Satisfaction guaranteed
by Herring-Sparks Drug Co. Only
so cents.
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1902-07-30
TO rHE FAB NORTHWEST

THE Burlington Northern Pacific
Express now leaves Kansas City a.
6:10 p. M, making direct connecl
tious with the early evening trains
into Kansas City. This is the
only through train from the South
to the Northwest territory Ina con
nection with the Northern Pacific
road. Connecting train from Denver
at night joining this Northwest
train at Alliance, Nebraska.
Describe your trip to your nearest
ticket agent or 10 the undersigned
and let us advise you the least cost
and mail you publications free.
l.. w. WAkELEY, General Pass.
enger Agent, st. Louis, Nj q.
c. w, ANDREWS, i. r. A, 3Os
Scotland Bldg, Dallas, Tex.
G., NJ. LEVEY, General Mana
St. Louis. Mo.
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1902-07-30
Pc r s 0 n AL s

Mr.. A. J. Thompson has returned
to HiIlsboro.
Miss Howell of Dallas is visiting
Miss Minnie Kate Shelton.
Miss Sue Ward of Versailles, KY,
is visiting Mrs. Dona Beale.
H, NJ. Bishop has gone on a bust
ness trip to Deport, Lamar county.
Mrs. Clint Cummins of Ennis was
here today to attend the Chautauqua.
Miss Genie Hardin of Terrell and
Miss Will McCue of Oak Cliff are
the guests of the Misses Quaite.
Hon. r. NJ. Love, of Austin
passed through the city this morn
ing enroute to the Reunion at Dial
las.
Mr.. and Mrs. w. P. Maloney OF
Wolfe City, who have been attend
ing the Chautauqua, returned home
this morning.
Miss Bessie Claire Hefiey, who
has been the guest of Miss Nettit
Lee Pickett, left this morning fol
her home at Cameron.
Mr.. F. r. Wallace and daughter
Miss Sallie, of Johnson, Station,
are visiting Mr.. and Mrs. d. MahO.
ney and attending the Chautauqna
Mr.. T. NJ Holland, of the firm OF
j. s. Campbell d Co, left this morn
ing for New York, where he goes tC
buy fall and winter goods for his
house.
Prof. Jacob Schreiner came in
from Fort Worth this morning to at
tend the Chautauqua. He will rem
der violin solo at the auditorium
tonight.
Mr.. and Mrs. A. d. Tinmons o.
Mexia, who have been visiting rela'
tives in the city and attending the
Chautauqua, returned home this
morning,
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1902-07-30
Gone to the Reunion.

The annual reunion of the Texas
division L. G. V. is now in session
at Dallas. Quite a number went
from Waxahachie this morning to
be in attendance. In the party were
J. NJ Patterson, VIM Schuster, and
Col. NJ. w. Mcknight, delegates
from Camp Winnie Davis; Miss
Dora Patterson. sponsor for the
camp, and her maids ofhonor, Miss
es Alice Gibson and Jimmie Davis,
and Miss Pearl Stephenson, sponsor
for the fourth Texas brigade.
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1902-07-30
No False Claims

The proprietors of Foley's Honey
and Tar do not advertise this as a
sure cnre for consumption Tn ey
do not claim it will cure this Dire ad
complaint in advanced cases, but
do positively assert that it will cure
in the earlier stages and never fails
to give comfort and relief In the
worst cases. Foley's Honey and
Tar is without doubt the greatest
throat and lung remedies. Refuse
substitutes. Sold by b. w. Fearis.
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1902-07-30
II a Man Lie to You.

AHa say some other salve, lint
ment, lotion, oil or alleged healer is
as good as Bucklen's Arnica Salve,
tell him thirty years of marvellous
cures of Piles, Burns, Boils, Corns,
Felons, Ulcers, Cuts, Scalds, Bruis-
es and Skin Eruptions prove it's
the best and cheapest. 25c at Her
ring Sparks Drug Co.
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1902-07-30

Low rate summer circuit tours 20
Michi gan, Canada, ST. Inv renee
Region, Atlantic Coast; raj and
lake, or all rail-
To Chicago Through first class
sle4pers and train service 10 Chi
cage from Austin and other Texas
cities via the NJ. X. Il r. road, the
Hannibal gateway and the Burling-
ton Route.
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1902-07-30
Tried and Found True.

/ have just received the great
French Dry Process for cleaning
ladies and gents Clothing. 1t re-
stores color and keeps out moths
r, Perrin, at Wears New Century
store W
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1902-07-30
Our Way Is Ea sly

YOu get your house Mt once, pay the
rent TO yourself, and soon it is your:
entirely.
Read the following list and bt
convinced;
A good business lot, 45x100
feet, near the square, a fine
piece Of property, at bargain.
good Groom house with large
loo situated on kaufman street,
near railroad Price .-,-,-,... $3.50
One good broom house ii East
End with fair outside improve
ments, large lot, 200x400 feet, and
near car line with fine cistern.
A good place in East End with
4 acres Of land, very good inn
proyements and a very desirable
location. Here is a fine bargain.
One 4-room house on Brown
St. lot l00x200 feet, east front,
on corner. Price ,.-.-..--.-,- ..---.-S S0O
One new. modern broom house
situated on Brown st, with good
outside improvements, large Iot
with east front. / can sell you
this place for less than the I'M
proven0ents cost,
On Main street ! have splen-
did J-roOm house, good location
on ear line, lot i0oN50O feet.
Price ........-..-.. --.-. ...---.... ct0OU
One nice G-room house on NJ ain
St, large lot, 90X330, on car line,
good locality.
A 4-room house with hall, on
jefferson ST., near Chautauqua
grounds, lot lDOX2O0, nice shade
trees, a bargain, easy terms.
A good lot 200x 400 feet, situated
on Arlington Heights, near Trim
itv University, on car line and
has east front.
Two acres of land with very
good improvements, , good CTS
terms. a fine location on Airing
ton Heights, Price low. Must
sell quick.
Several nice lots in Trinity
University addition for sale
cheap
No trouble TO answer questions o
show property. Don't fail to SCI
me If Won are in the market for any
thing in the real estate line.
Very truly yours,
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1902-07-30
COOL MINNESOTA

10000 lakes; scores OF the coolest
and best summer localities in the
country; frequent perions of low ex-
cursion tours, such as $3.50 Kansas
City TO st. Paul and Minneapolis.
The Burlington is the old reliable
and established line TO the northern
Twin Cities.
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1902-07-30
Two Bottles Cured Him.

81 was troubled with kidney COM
plant for about two years." writes
A. H. Davis, of Mt. Sterling, Ia,
''but two bottles of Foley's Honey
and Tar effected permanent cure"
Sold by B. w. Fearis.
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1902-07-30
RronchIfis for Twenty Years.

Mrs. Minerva Smith, of Danyille,
H., writes: II bad bronchitis for
twenty years aud never got relief
until / used Foley's Honey and Tar
which is sure cure" Sold by b.
w. Fearis.
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1902-07-30

To increase her milk by using
chopped cotton seedlwih wheat and
bran, $1.25 per sack delivered. Pure
wheat chops, $3.50.
100 D. H. Thompson.