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Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1902-09-28
A Bows Wild Ride For Life.

With family around expecting him to
die, and a son riding for life, IS miles,
to get DR.. Kings New Discovery for
Consumption, Coughs and Colds, W. Fl.
Brown, of Leesville, Ind, endured
deaths agonies from asthma, but this
wonderful medicine gave instant relief
and soon cured him. He writes: 81
now sleep soundly every night" Like
marvellous cures of Consumption,
Pneumonia, Bronchitis, Coughs, Colds
and Grip prove it's matchless merit for
all Throat and Lung troubles. Guar
anteed bottles SOC and 81. Trial bot
ties free at the Eldridge drug stores.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1902-09-28

Phone Hudson's drug store your
wnnts. We deliver promptly any
where in the city. Phone number 80.
G.. b. Fiudley, a we'll known citizen
of Macon, was in Americus yesterday
morning,
Miss Clara Roebuck, who has been in
Atlanta for some time, has returned to
her home here.
Mrs. J. W. StalIings has returned
home from q pleasant visit of week IN
Rome and Atlanta.
J. Z. Roosevelt registered from Fort
Valley yesterday among the arrivals
at the Allen House.
Mr.. J. W, Osborne, of Albany, was
in Americas yesterday morning, COM
ing up on business.
John S, Sanders registered from At
lanta yesterday among the several ar
AZ 1nO
H. NJ. Fletcher was among others
from Macon who came to Americas
yesterday on business.
Mr.. r. E. L. Barnum, a prominent
citizen OF Richland, was in Americas
yesterday on business.
Mrs. G. W. Council and Miss Coun-
Gil have gone to Atlanta upon visit to
Mrs. Lillian Bellingrath.
Mr.. and Mrs. J. Il. Pope. of Miami,
Fla, are guests of Mr. and Mrs. ]. o.
Pope at their home on Brown street.
Mrs. Edward Stallings, after sper 5y
ing the summer months pleasantly in
the East, has returned to her home
here.
Mrs. SalIie Bagley is at home again
after visit of some length to Mr.. and
Mrs. II @ .Bsgley, in Atlanta, spending
several weeks there.
Mr. Samuel Mckay went to Macon
yesterday to spend the Sabbath with
Mrs. Mckay. They will soon be looat-
ed here permanently.
Mr.. e. G. Bruffey, OF Atlanta, is ex-
pected here on Tuesday, and may re-
main permanently in Americas if the
,,roa,ank pIaauar him
Capt. O. Il. Beeland, agent for the
Seaboard at Dawson, is spending to-
day here. Mrs. BeelRnd will return
with him there tomo rrow.
Mrs. George w Bscot and sister,
Miss Martha Wheatley, who have been
at LinvilIe, NC, during the past sum-
mer, have returned home.
Little Miss Sarah Sheffield, belle Of
the future, OF Americus, who has been
the guest of her aunt, Miss Julia Ba-
con, returned home this m orning. Al
bsDy Herald,
Mr.. and Mrs. John l.. Wooten will
remove from Chauncey to Americus
this week. They will have apartm ents
at the home of Mr.. q. r. Ellis, 1876
Taylor street.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1902-09-28
CREDITORS TO GET a DIVIDEND
Peoples Bank Viii Be Able to Pay
Something.

In all probability, the depositors and
creditors OF the defunct Peoples Bank
will get settlement at the November
term Of Sumter superior court, if the
assets, collected and uncollected, will
be ready for distribution by that time
And pleased will they be at this re-
turn of their shekels.
While there are many obligations to
the bank still uncollected, it is believed
that there will be sufficient funds on
hand after all to pay the creditors
thirty-three per cent.
This belief may not be fully realize d
for some little time, but eventually the
creditors will get back goodly part
of the money lost in the suspension Of
the bank. Thirty-three per cent would
be a good slice indeed.
Tuesday morning, at o O'Clock, Au-
ditor r. L. Maynard, for the last time,
will sit in the hearing Of claims yet
unproven, He will make his report to
the court at an early date now.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1902-09-28
MEMBERS OF BOARD OPPOSED
Appeal From Injunction Decision to
Higher Court.

The vote Of members OF the Board OF
Education at the meeting Friday
night, in the decision TO appeal the
recent Injunction case to the supreme
court, was not unanimous. 1t was
stated yesterday that on the vote taken
TO appeal the case there were four ay 90
and three nays, several members not
voting. This is the case wherein
Judge Littleiohn restrained the school
board from excluding from the schools
the children OF those parents who re-
fuse to pay poll tax, The case will,
therefore, be appealed,
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1902-09-28
Omits the Ere Forces.

At the meeting OF Council last night
Fireman @. w. Henderson rendered
his resignation and John Morris was
elected in his stead Mr. Henderson
will take a position with Stills d 90.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1902-09-28

Distressing Kidney and Bladder
Disease relieved in six hours by New
Great South American Kidney cure,
1t lisa great surprise on account Of i "
exceeding promptnessin relieving pain
in bladder, kidneys and back, IN maze maze
or female, Relieves retention oil wafer
almost Immediately, If You want
quick relief and cure this Is the RENE
DIV, Sold by E. J. Eldridge, druggist
Americas, Ga.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1902-09-28
COrSetS Greatly Reduced.

Remarkable reductions in price
rule OF these offerings. At 3Sc Cor
sets of ventilated net; medium and
short waists, embroidery, trimmed
top and bottom; regularly sold at SOC
and 75C.
The new Empire Corset made by
the r. and q. peopIe--aIl sizes, regu-
lar 75C grade, at SOC.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1902-09-28
Not Doomed For Life.

"I was treated for three years by
good DOCTORS" writes W, A. Greer,
McCounellsvllle, o., "for Piles, and
Flstula, but, when all failed, Bucklen's
Arnica Salve cured me in two weeks"
Cures Burns, Bruises, Outs, Corns,
Sores, Eruptions. Salt Rheum, Piles, or
no pay. 25c at the Eldridge drug
stores,
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1902-09-28
doctors Conld Not Help Her

81 had kidney trouble for years, J"
writes Mrs, Raymond Conner of Shell
ton, Wash, land the doctors could not
help me. / tried Foley's Kidney Cure
and the very first dose gave me relief
and am now cured. cannot say too
much for Foley's Kidney Cure" John
K. Hudson.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1902-09-28
1t the average man a lifetime taxes
TO correct his bad grammer.


DON'T let a cold run at this season
Summer colds are the hardest kinu ~ ~
cure and if neglected may lingGr aloG li,
for months, A long seige like ms ., W.,
pull down the strongest constitution tlSl =,
One Minute Cough Cure will break up
the attack at once. Safe, sure, a S a.
once. Cure coughs, colds, Group, Or ron
chitis, all throat and lung trGuoio' ~
children like it, W. A. Rem0ert'
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1902-09-28
DOdSOn'S Beef, Wine and Iron

This admirable prepara-
ton, so successfully used dur
Ing the last five years, has
now become almost a neces-
slty to that class of patients
requiring a mild but efficient
tonic, combining the virtues
of Fresh Beef. a pure quality
of Sherry Wine and a Salt Of
Iron, which strengthens but
does not constipate Price
pei full pint 75c.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1902-09-28
DodSOn'S Pharmacy,
~o~~~-~-~~~~~~-~~~
inject Me at Dodson'S."
LoWney'S Candies,
Fresh shipment of these
celebrated candies received
each week. Price 60c ID.
Cream of Rose and
Almonds.

A delicate emoluent for
daily use. Will make the
skin smooth, soft and white
and preserves it from the ac-
ton of drying winds and
bright sunshine. Price, 35c
bottle.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1902-09-28
Feet Swollen to Immense Size.

Il had kidney trouble so bad, says
j, j. Cox of Valley View, KY, "that l
could not work, my feet were swollen to
immense size and 1 was confined to my
bed and physicians were unable to give
me any relief. My doctor finally pre-
scribed Foley's Kidney Cure which
made a we'll man of me-" John r. Hud-
son.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1902-09-28
Perfumed Violet Ammonia.

Entirely eliminated of the
irritating properties of ordin-
airy ammonia and imparts to
the bath delightful violet
odor. Price 25c.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1902-09-28
50.Inch H0meSpunS at 4SC I'd.

Homespun is the favOrite for wo-
hens walking skirts because of its
had looks and wearing qualities.
Rence this chance came to lis to pur-
sh.se some from a New York jObber
h half his regular price will be as
g,cerIy taken advantage of by you.
These are splendid goods and are
Worth regular S5c. Not enough of
Them here to make it safe to delay i'll
Inning for them Monday and Tues
Eav; 50 inch Homespuns at 48C yd
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1902-09-28

SeVenty-five remnants of fine
Bleached Table Damask, 2, ~ and 3
yard pieces; just the right lengths for
most tables; price off full bolt 75c;
price for these short lengths 4Sc yard.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1902-09-28
Mems Fancy Socks IOC Pair.

windfaII for men who need socks
now. A profitable investment to lay
by in the shape of a few extra pairs
against future needs. For here are
savings that are worth coming after;
all sizes; l5c to 25c grades at lOc pair.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1902-09-28
IOC. and I2I-2C TOWeIing ate I-2C

We will place on sale about seven
hundred yards genuine HuckabaCk
TOweIing--the grade that sells every
where for IOc and I21aC. here Monday
and Tuesday only at 6hc per yd.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1902-09-28

One hundred dozen genuine HuCk-
abaCk Towels, size 1890; regularly
sold at l712C; special sale here lion
day at DC each.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1902-09-28
PAID FIFTEEN FOR A FRoLIc
A Trio OF Young Men Gave City
Five Each.

In police court yesterday three
young men paid V eachfor little dis
order the night before. One of them
had considerable sum of money, and
being unable to account for $50 of it,
charged one of his friends with taking
it. The trio were lockedlup and fined
as stated. The $50 had been neither
lost or stolen, the young man remem-
bering where he had spent it the day
before.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1902-09-28
DOdSOn'S Healing Salve.

Warranted to cure burns,
scalds, cuts, wounds and In
flamatlon OF all kinds. Sooth.
Ing to the affected parts and
prevents the leaving of a scar.
Price 25c box.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1902-09-28
| ast Week Of The Embroidery Sale.

Tomorrow morning will find the
treat Embroidery counter bristling
With the best offerings ever
,nown in the selling of these goods.
There's less than fifteen hundred
Yards in the lot, and Americus has
never known greater bargains in
beautiful Embroideries than we an
lOunce for tomorrOw's and next
weeks selling.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1902-09-28
Often an advertisement strikes one
with an upper cut


DIR. J.C. Bishop Aguow, Mich. says
81 have used Foley's Honey and Tar IN
three vs,v severe cases Of pneumonia
with good results in every case 10,
fuse substitutes. John Il. Hudson
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1902-09-28

Foley's Kidney Cure makes the dis
eased kidneys sound SO they will elm
mate the poisoOs from the blood. John
r, Hudson.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1902-09-28

=, Worth VGH, 800. sG yG Dod0 to fps1 S1%
water during sleep "Anti- Diuretie"
stops it Immediately. 81. Sold by e.
j. Eldridge, druggist.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1902-09-28
Rev. John p. Sanders

DR. II. Motley, Atlanta Ga. rboro hoo, ..,,-.,
g[eaty enas1gerGd my life by using Mozey Lemon Eiiv
Slarea my only relief to be the knife my trouble being a.
Pe9 Gbnroh son cured and am now well man am
bottles G. 0. d. '~ u ''e' ouip Las&
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1902-09-28

1000 Yards of the famous 900
Brand Bleached Domestic, full yard
wide, usually sold at SIC, Monday
special 534C each.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1902-09-28

Why suffer from headache when one
dose of Rembert's specific will relieve
you. Rembert's Drugstore, nextpost-
office.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1902-09-28
Towels at Sc Each.

One hundred dozen good size Cot
ton Towels. Not over che dozen will
be sold to one customer at the price,
rlOnday and Tuesday at sc each.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1902-09-28

No man can get at woman's mean
ing unless he can read the language OF
the eyes
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1902-09-28
MOZLEY'd
LEMON ELM
Il Pleasant Lemon

lures INDIGESTION, headache, malaria kidne
appeIe, uePy nervous prostraton heart isnpe
regulating the hyer, Stomach Bowels and Kidnna
OF cents and SIVOa bottle at druggists.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1902-09-28

Avoid serious results of kidney or
bladder disorder by taking Foley's Kid
nev Cure. John II. Hudson.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1902-09-28
BITS OF NEWS TOO
SHORT FOR A HEAD.
Boiled Down to Four Lines
and Bunched.
HAND MIRROR OF EVENTS HERE

Happenings in The City and Suburbs
Of Local Interest to Be Perused at
Leisure While Your Coffee is Slowly
Cooling.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1902-09-28

Two cases of AmOskeag Cutting in
light and dark shades, full regular
width, regularly l212c, Here Monday
at $40 per yard.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1902-09-28
Wanted.

Men to learn barber trade. Steady
practice by free work, expert instruc-
tions, demonstrations, lectures and
splendid opportunities for graduates.
Tools presented, wages Saturdays,
board included. Write nearest branch,
Moler Colleges, st. Louis, Mo. or New
Orleans, La.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1902-09-28

Some things are better late than
never and some others are better never
than too soon,
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1902-09-28
DR.. JOhnSOn'S Liver InVig
orator.
orator..

A purely vegetable powder
that cures all diseases of the
liver, constipation, dyspepsia
and indigestion. Does not
grippe. Price 25c package.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1902-09-28
DOdsOn'S Liquid Corn
Cure.

A safe and sure remedy for
the removal of corus, bunions
aad warts. Price Csc bottle.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1902-09-28
New Autumn Dress Goods.

At 25c yd, All Wool Suitings,
Serges, Iricots, black and COlOrs.
At l5c yd Whip Cord, Serges, 80
inches wide, blacks and COlOrs.
At SOC yd. Venetian Cloths, black
and COlors-3 inches wide.
At soc yd, All Wool Homespun
MiXtureS-3S inches wide.
At 75c yd. 81 inch Ladies Cloth
black and the newest shades.
AtSl.OO yd. French Brodcloth,
black and coIors--52 inches wide
AT o9c yd. Black Taffeta Silk
Every yard guaranteed--you know the
price has always been SI.OO; Monday
and tuesday at 69c yd.
A.. wy yu' DlaCk Peau Gle Sole Six,
NJ NJ InCneS wide; regularly sold at ST;
monday and Tuesday only 60c,
At 75cy d. Black Moire Silk, II
inches wide.
inches
SIPS yd. Black Moire Silk, 80
inches.
do. We will place on sale one hum
u a.ta line Crochet Bed Spreads, new
pat'eFnS' hemmed and ready for use;
g. ~ before offered for less than
'V' monday and Tuesday at SOC.
VIZ one thousand yards good grade
evar n'' meek NainsoOk; regularly sold
s. ,s s"neFe for SC; Monday special at
,u NY dozen of the famous TIohawk
\ IS". C "a full size; regularly sold
- londay special at &c each.
i, me hundred dozen ladies fast
n.y. asN nose, high spIiced heels a nd
~ never before offeredfOr less than
4@T
4c pair. %
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1902-09-28
THEY COME IN CARS
AND 60 THEIR WAY.
People Who Came or Went
Away Yesterday,
AMERIcUs A MECCA FOR MANY

Your Own Name or That of a friend
May Be Found Below in The Long
List of Yesterdays Visitors Who
Came Here.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1902-09-28

Not bit of it. It's always fair weather where
md bargains get together. And there is promise of
ontnued interest here this week---you find fulfill
nont in the goods themselves.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1902-09-28
OmoesI

Apply at Eldrii
8 90 d & W I'm.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1902-09-28

When q married woman expects
company, she always bakes fancy
cake.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1902-09-28

Itch on human cured IN 30 minutes
bv Woliford's Sanitary Lotion. Ihif
never fails. Sold by e. J. Eldridgs'
druggist, Americus. Ga.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1902-09-28

Admiration often ceases where I'M
Outstanding begins.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1902-09-28

Some men come home before supper,
some after supper and some after sup
per before supper.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1902-09-28

A philosopher can explain almost
anything-except his philosophy.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1902-09-28
New Fall PerCaIeS at &c. I'd.

New PerCaIes in all the new pat
terms, full regular width and fast
CoIOrs. Never before offered for less
than 1Oc. Here Monday and Tuesday
at SC yd.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1902-09-28

Possibly Cain put Able out OF bust
ness because the latter asked Whats
he scorer"
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1902-09-28
W. q Eozama. Ttnhinr IA!

p d it9 eciaily for old, chronic cases
$3.50 lc Blood Balm. Itglvos 4 y.
Nc .sS 4 supply to the affected pald
sto sores. eruptions, scabs.
ec ~ the awful itching and bu.
~ sema, swellings, suppuratinf
sores etc. Druggists, ST.. ST.
and prepaid by writing Blood II
Atlanta, Ga. Describe troubis "a
medical advice sent In sealed IettSz'A
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1902-09-28
nLifa Renev

Olivia Peterson
writes. ~ had b
a half day at a u
until / used the
1t has cured nag
headache and ~
has helped me in
cured me of afllic
said could not
Life Renewed
than all the Psvs
and Christian Scient
bined. 1t is tB[ss::
cine / ever saw.
ridge, Druggistz
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1902-09-28
AMERiCUS &
Where People WI
and

Where People WI
| and 2
FIRST METHODL
and 2 80 p. m, todaz
pastor,
FIRST BAPTIST;
1880 p, m, today -
Pastor -
FURLOW LAW
morning at II apd
A, X. Reese, of q
ST. PAUL METIF
first ana third Sundai
every sunday by ReY,
CALVARY EPISC
at z a m. MOI ming prS
Evening prayer and I'D
day school $3.50 a, IN r.
Rector.
CHRISTIAN SCH
Sunday ut II a. III. ann
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1902-09-28

Feminine inst
man TO keep an
stock.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1902-09-28

The angles
cealed by the il avaa1
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1902-09-28

Foley's Hone
adapted for chrq
will positively Gu
ness and all g
fuse substitutes.
The Yale expositor., 1902-01-17

Circumstances often control condi-
tlons and compel compliance with I'M
pleasant situations.-Philadelphia Bull
ietin.
The Yale expositor., 1902-01-17

until illness came upon me three years
ago. first noticed IL by being irrcg-
ular and having very painful and
scanty mcnstruation; gradually my
general health failed ] could not en-
Joy my meals; l became languid and
nervous, with gripping pains frequently
In the groins.
- advised with our family phys
ican who prescribed without any inn
provcment. One day he said Try
Lydia pinlSham's Remedies 1
did. thank tod the next month was
better. aud 10 gradually built me up
until in four months 1 was cured. This
Is nearly a year ago and | have not
had pain or ache since. "-BoNNIE
DELANo. 32fs Indiana Ave, Chicago,
Ill.-s5ooo forfeit " above Testimonial h not
genuine.
Trustworthy proof Is abundant that
Lydia T.. pinkham's Vegetable
Compound saves thousands OF
young women from dangers resulting
from organic irrcgularity, suppression
or retention Of the menscs, ovarian or
womb troubles. Refuse substitutes
The Yale expositor., 1902-01-17
JAMES BROWN

Insurance Agent and Notary
Public with seal Collec-
teens made, Deeds and Mort
cages made ont. aud Marriage
accuse procured on short
QOtice.
The Yale expositor., 1902-01-17
Hunters. License rrr..

In Florida a nonresident hunter Is
required TO pay $40 10 each county In
which he shoots. In Michigan rest
dent obtains a license for IS cents, but
the nonresident has TO pay S25 for the
privilege OF shooting over the state.
Canada taxes each person not British
subject s. for an anglers permit for
three months. and $40 for a period OF
six months. In British Columbia the
fee Is $50 for a seasons shooting Min
nesota charges residents % cents and
non-residcnts $25 Illinois siO.5O. Wis
,onsin s25. New brunswick $50, and a
bond OF 800 for a due observance Of
the laws. Manitoba $50. Ontario s25.
south Carolina s25. Wyoming 40 North
Dakota SIS. South Dakota $40. West
Virginia $25.
The Yale expositor., 1902-01-17
Irlshman ON stand.

Lawyers with an appreciatiye sense
OF humor enjoy nothing 80 much as 20
get quick-witted. ready-tongued son
Of the Emerald isle on the stand TO
relieve the monOtony OF the legal tech
nicaiities OF the case 4 gentleman
who has been collecting samples OF
Irish wit and rcparteo for some time
relates the following anecdotes. Some
OF them are doubtless mellow with age.
but In any case they will bear repeti-
ton:
Are you guilty or not gailty?" ask
cd the court clerk OF a prisoner
charged with some trivial offense.
"Phwat are yees there for but 10
foind out?" was the quick rejolnder.
4 henpecked husband had his better
half arrested for assaultlng him. The
plaintiff was on the stand.
And now. Mr.. o'Toole." said his
counsel. will YOU kindly tell the jury
whether your wife was In tho habit OF
striking you with impunlty?"
vivid what, sor2'
with impunity?"
"she wuz. sor. new an then. but
she glnerally used tn poiaty masher. "
A witness testifying In n murder case
was asked 20 describe 10 the Jury the
exact location OF a flight OF stairs.
Explain to the jury" said the pros
ecuting attorney. exactly how the
steps run.
"shure. sor, II ye shtand a: tn bot
tom they run no. an II ye sthand at
tn top they run down"
In a suit by an installment house
to obtain payment for a suite Of fuTni-
mre n witness was asked II he knew
what "quartcred oak" meant. Here Is
tho definition:
IL mans thot It's thra-quarters
Dolnc."
The Yale expositor., 1902-01-17

We can always depend ON this: God
Will either give Us what we pray fUr
or something better.