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The daily morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven, Conn.) 1894-1907, 1902-11-10
SUSPECTED.

I'm sorry to have to mess your face
so, kitty" said Tommy, as he daubed
pussy's face with jam, but can't have
folks suspecting me. "-Springtield
Union,
Toland-They say the devil is not so
black as he is painted.
Bentley Very likely: they say all
sorts of things just before election
Boston Transcript.
The Major once said to the Col,
II feel rathah thirsty, intol!'
And the Colonel said: Ding!
That's a singular thing,
I have also thirst that's infol."
Baltimore News.
Tramp-T'anks, lady. Dis is de furst
bite I've had ter eat ffer tree days.
Lady-Didn't you suffer terribly in
the interim?
Tramp suffer'd in me stummick,
lady, eff dat's wot you mean.-Chicago
News.
Professor-We are told that Napoleon
always had copy of Homer in his
pocket. ..
otuueht-Wei' il ne Always Hau IL Ill
his pocket, what good did it do him?
Professor-There, there. young man,
don't get smart?-Ohio State Journal.
Deacon began the old colored par
son, do you ebber say Git benin me,
Satan?'"
mo. brudder. All do not" said Dea-
con Green. Eff ah tot Satan to git
benin me he might stick me when ah
want lookin'. All keep him right in
front whah ah kin see him. Chicago
News.
The daily morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven, Conn.) 1894-1907, 1902-11-10
Tired Of nIIIIIomaLrrs.

Tell you, honestly now. I'm tired
Readin' sOmethin' a rich man says
Mostly how to get rich yourself,
Only changed in hundred ways.
All the papers-I read 'em all
PlOd along in 'em, through an through
An I'm tired O. the milliOnaires.
Tell me s0methin' the poor folks do!
49, -.
Millionaire has been seen abroad:
Millionaire says he'll stay at home;
Mother one has endowed a church
With his picture ND in the dome.
Millionaire in an auto wreck
Hit a stone as along he flew.
Say, I'm tired o. the milliOnaires.
Tell me sOmethin' the poor folks do!
Man in Boston has built a yacht:
Man in London has bought a horse;
Man in Denver has sold a bank;
Man in Dallas gets a divorce;
Man ln-Well, they're all millionaires.
An / say, between me an you,
i am tired o the milliOnaires,
Tell me s0methin' the poor folks do!
Tell me, honestly now, I'm tired
Readin' somethin' on millionaires;
Gettin' so 1t is all you see
Or you hear about, anywheres
Tell me somethin' the poor man says,
Anyhow, twill at least be new.
am tired o. the miliionaires,
Tell me somethin' the poor folks do!
Baltimore American.
The daily morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven, Conn.) 1894-1907, 1902-11-10
DEER THAT DoTE ON MUSIC,

Colonel J. M. brennan relates an in
cident of his recent fishing trip at
Moosehead which presents a story to
rank with both the tale of Orpheus and
that of Robinson Crusoe fiddling to his
goats. Colonel and Mrs. brennan for
sock the sport of trout catching for
time and crossed the lake to the Mas
terman farm, on the west shore, where
Colonel brennan had been told the deer
came to feed every evening.
The deer had grown wonderfully tame
and came daily to crop the sprouting
vegetation in the newly planted fields
There was an old dog on the place who
made it his duty to repel the depreda-
tons Of the deer. But he had lost his
old-tine vigor in the chase and consid-
cred his duty done when he had sent
the deer scurrying over the fence at the
foot of the lot. The deer were quick to
learn that the dog was not very terri
BILE fellow and kept right on making
their visits with increasing boldness.
Camping near the Masterman place
was Mr.. Lougee, a well-known violin
list and leader of an orchestra in Bar
gor. Colonel brennan suggested to the
musician that he steal. out to the edge
Of the garden plot and treat the deer to
a few airs on the violin, just for the fun
of noting the effect.
The next evening just before the deer
were due Mr.. Lougee hid under the COW
er of a few branches and waited for the
deer to make an appearance. Pretty
soon big buck pushed through the TO
Iiage and began to feed. The musician
dashed off odd Zip Coon" Money
Musk" and several oe the popular airs
of the day.
The music was played softly at first.
At the sound Of the first few measures
the effect on the deer was magical. He
stopped in his feeding and became the
soul of attention. His head rose slowly
into the air and his whole body seemed
to expand till he had struck one of his
stately attitudes that one notes in
Landseer's pictures. The music was a
mystery to him and held him SPELL
bound.
Finally the measures Of march were
sent gliding off the strings. The deer
became the soul of stately action at
once. With a loftier poise of his head
and ontlers thrown back he marched
about the Enclosure with a grace that
would surpass the performance of the
most accomplished high stopper in a
horse show. At times he would stop to
show his appreciation and bring his
sharp hoofs down to the earth in for
chile way. Then he would go on with
the march.
1t was the march that pleased the
deer, evidently, for he was more than
pleased to trip off its measure. But
The daily morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven, Conn.) 1894-1907, 1902-11-10
STRENUOUS.

Those who favored the proposed pu-
gilistic show in Waterbury on the
ground that it wasn't likely to be as
bloody and brutal as a hot football
game will find support for their attitude
in what happened at the Yale field Sat
friday. In a prize fight only one man
is knocked out, and sometimes not one.
in the football game SATURDAY. three
We're knocked out, one had his head
badly cut, and the referee felt obliged
to hit one of the players an Astounding
and resounding kick. Several women
tainted when they saw the blood of the
wounded. and the real lovers of the
game felt that they were getting their
moneys worth
Of course it is not fair to say that
even bloody football game is as de-
rnoralizing to a community or to those
who see it as prize-fight. 1t isn't
But such strenuous football games as
that of Saturday are not just the thing,
even if they are good advertisements
for the schools whose bands of athletes
figure in them.
The daily morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven, Conn.) 1894-1907, 1902-11-10
AN ING ENIoUS sCHEM

A penny saved is penny earned, and
some folks in Wisconsin are ingeniously
planning to save penny by selling
mineral water in the form of ice. It is
proposed to dispose of the water in this
form so as to save the consumer the
cost of the ice ordinarily bought to cool
the various mineral waters as sold now
in bottles and cans. Ordinarily the ice
to cool mineral waters, as kept in tanks.
business offices, clubs, hotels and homes
costs more than the water itself, and it
is proposed to cut in half the cost of
water, ice and freight and distributing
charges. In the first place, ice will be
made of the spring water, retaining all
the original mineral properties, the wa
ter melting in the consumers tank and
returning to its natural form as pure as
when taken from the spring. The ice
can be furnished, it is declared, at less
cost than the water, as the cost of
shipping ice from the Wisconsin lakes
to Milwaukee and Chicago is 31s cents
a hundred pounds, while the cost of
shipping water is cents for the same
weight. The ice, it is claimed, will be
as valuable as refrigerant as any ice,
and in the home will do service in the
ordinary family refrigerator, the melt
ing ice furnishing pure water for drink
ing purposes, If the ice chamber is kept
clean, and for the same price as ice
manufactured from distilled water.
This scheme has an attractive look
If it succeeds it will doubtless be
widely initiated.
The daily morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven, Conn.) 1894-1907, 1902-11-10
RHFLUENG UP,

The work of building up in South
Africa is going steadily on. The growth
of the public schools in the Orange
River Colony, South Africa, is graft
flying feature Of the situation. During
the war, when families were gathered
into the concentration camps, schools
were opened by the Government for the
Boer boys and girls and were well at
tended. The youngsters showed great
desire to learn. Since the war these
schools have been continued and others
have been added all over the country.
In May, 1901, $1,000 children were in
the schools, against 5000 before the
war. At present the attendance is not
SO large, as the farmers returning to
their distant farms take their children
with them, but the work still goes on
Some 29O teachers, mostly from Eng
The daily morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven, Conn.) 1894-1907, 1902-11-10

knowledge is limited and his diplo-
matte indiscretions have been blazing
and numerous. but all these drawbacks
count sor nothing in comparison with
the stroke Of genius he displayed at
the outset of his mortal career. His
younger brother. Lord Hugh Cecil, is
the 'brainy' man of the family. but in
our governing families it is the heir
apparent, however innocent of brains,
who must always be pushed TO the
'front.'
The daily morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven, Conn.) 1894-1907, 1902-11-10
ANNUHTIES

Prof. G. S. Grimes Of
Evanston, Ill, now 81 years Of age
carried a policy Of 5000 for many
years and when he reached the adj
vanced age Of 20 he despaired Of its
ever becoming claim. so he compro-
missed with the company on the basis
of an annuity of $40 per year for the
rest Of his life. During the past "A
years he has received his annual pay
ments with regularity and great equan-
unity Of mind and. having already
drawn $3.50. he has come to the con-
clusion that he has found the elixir of
life in an Annuity.
At age 20. $1,000 deposited in The
Mutual Life Insurance Co. Of New
York will yield an annuity OF s134.77
for life.
This great corporation is the most
wealthy nnoneyed Institution in the
world and mora than s10,G0O,o0o in
claims has been paid in this state
through the under signed.
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SIGN OF THE TIMES.

There is a great deal of "conserVa-
tive" talk nowadays in financial and
other circles. Much attention is given
to the prices of iron and steel products.
1t is generally admitted that most Of
them are too high, and some of them
have already fallen, including the prices
of sheets, wire products, merchant
pipes and tin plate. In certain classes
of production the demand is unques-
tionably still largely in excess of the
supply. The railroad companies are
buying a large amount of materials,
such as engines, cars and rails and
structural steel for their bridges. There
is not as large an amount of business
going on in the construction of steel
buildings in our large cities as was the
case six months or year ago, but the
cessation of orders for structural steel
has not yet taken place, and the mills
which turn out this material are said
u ttdNG uEuClS VA tiC1 6OohS WITHIN
cannot be filled until we'll into the next
year. The plate mills, it is said, have
contracted for the sale of their product
for the first six months of the coming
year, and the same statement, it is al
legged. holds true of the pig iron fur
naces.
On the whole the boom in iron and
steel shows signs of at least a gradual
diminution. Some think that the stu
alton in the iron and steel trade indi-
Gates that the general boom has reach
ed it's height and is on the wane. 1t
has been long and high one, and it
can't continue forever. 1t is a time for
prudence rather than expansion.
The daily morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven, Conn.) 1894-1907, 1902-11-10
THE HOWL AT PROFESSOR ATwA-

TER
What ails these brethfen-what con-
fusion of mind are they suffering from
that they do not see the absurdity of
attacking Mr.. Atwater as a Methodist
for his work as chemist? A man can
be Methodist, and heFcan be chem
list, and both at once, but he can't be a
Methodist chemist. There is no Metho-
dism in chemistry. The chemist makes
his analysis and reports what is there;
not what the Methodist church feels
ought to be there. How isit with Col
onel Hartshorn when he works as
government appraiser of merchandise?
Does he appraise as an expert or as
Methodist? Does he appraise laces and
silks at high valuation to discourage
importers because the Methodist disci-
pline enjoins simplicity of dress? If he
Is carrying Methodism into his ap-
praisals he ought to be dismissed, just
as Professor Atwater would deserve to
be dismissed IL he carried Methodism
into his work as a chemist. Yet these
curious people pitch into him because,
being a professor in a Methodist col
lege, he makes a truthful report Of the
result of certain scientific experiments.
The spirit of Odell and Harrison is the
same spirit that puts screws on Calico
when he declared that the earth re-
volved around the sun. That theory
was held to be hostile to revealed reli-
gion, just as Professor Atwater's report
is held to be hostile to total abstinence.
AS a matter of fact, the report has
hardly any bearing on the use of alco-
hol as a beverage, and certainly does
not encourage it.--Harper's Weekly.
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snvERT;sING RATEs

Rtsustjoug. wants, Rents. end other small
advertisements. One Cent Word eaeh To-
Eertlon. Five Cents Word for full Wesk
lesven sifaeal.
Displav advertisements. per Inch. one -,
serftan. s1.2g: each subsequent insertion, ~
eenIs, one week. S3.20: oGe month, slo: 0hs
year. so 81.
Obituary Eouces. In prose or verse. AZ
eants Ger line Notices OF Rirtns, Mhr.F
ages. DesShs, aud Funerals. 90 cents eaee'
Local Notices. TX peg line
yesrls advertisers are limited 20 fnsIr
own Immediate business fall matter 70 Ds
uuopjecfiSEabie). and their contracts 90 ho'
Include Wants. To Let. For Sale etc.
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when "she May Have Seen Better
Days" or some other of the latter day
airs were played the deer showed his
disdain by clearing the opening with a
big bound and making away to cover
Boston Advertiser
The daily morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven, Conn.) 1894-1907, 1902-11-10

A minister at Leavenworth, Kansas
has found new use for the phonograph.
Having been called to preach funeral
sermon, and having been informed that
no ARRANGEMENTS for providing music
had been made, he took his monograph
and in the course of the service gave
"The Holy City" and one or two other
selections. The mourners, it is said,
did not make any objection to the ma
chine music. but, on the contrary, SEEM
ed to appreciate the minister's thought
fulness.
The daily morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven, Conn.) 1894-1907, 1902-11-10

Ping pong is threatened with a rival
in England. A new game has been IN
vented. 1t is the same as ping pong
only it is played with bellows instead
Of bats, and a small balloon instead OF
a ball. This, no doubt, sounds feeble
enough. But the deadliness of its RI
valry is in it's name. 1t is called pin
puff.
The daily morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven, Conn.) 1894-1907, 1902-11-10

Newbury, England, is restoring it's
Jacobean Cloth Hall as a memorial to
the late Queen, and Sir Nicholas
Throckmorton has presented for the
restoration fund a coat which is curl
GUS relic of the making days Of
Newbury and the district. In 1911 an
ancestor of Sir Nicholas-Sir John
MISUNDERSTANDING $1,000 that on
June 25 he would dine in coat that
had been fleece on the sleeps back at
o'clock on the same morning. New
bury helped him to win the bet. Two
sheep were shorn in the morning. In
eleven hours the fleece had become
cloth. Two hours and twenty minutes
later the cloth had become a coat, and
Sir John sat down to dinner under the
eyes of five thousand people who had
assembled to see this remarkably quick
change.
The daily morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven, Conn.) 1894-1907, 1902-11-10

A London newspaper, the Chronicle,
publishes the following: Lord Gran
borne, who enters on his forty-second
year to-day, is a striking example of
the success that follows the exercise of
care and discernment in the choice of
a father. If he had not so wisely Sc
lectsd the marquis of Salisbury it is
absolutely certain that he would not be
undersecretary for foreign affairs to-
day, and it is even doubtful whether
he would be a. member of parliament
at all. He has no platform presence,
he makes no pretense to oratory, his
contributions to debate are a series of
loose, jerky sentences, his political
The daily morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven, Conn.) 1894-1907, 1902-11-10

We need money, writes rural Geor-
gia editor, but considerin' that
Thanksgiving is approaching, we have
gained our consent to take few tur-
keys on subscription
The daily morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven, Conn.) 1894-1907, 1902-11-10

A man who calls himself Bassoff is
working as a laborer in mine near
Butte, Montana. 1t has just been
learned that he is in reality Count VAL
demar De Basoff, a splendidly educated
Russian nobleman, who, having lost a
great deal Of money in Alaska mines.
has gone to work rather than ask his
aristocratic relatives for help. Bassoff
is a strong believer in democratic prin-
ciples and believes that Russia will be-
fore long become republic. The count
is over six feet tall and proportionately
built
The daily morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven, Conn.) 1894-1907, 1902-11-10

A picture gallery that dates from the
Stone Age has been unearthed in
cavern near Eyzies, France The pic
lures, which are all of prehistoric ami
mails, were not only cut in the rock, as
lis usually the case with such represen-
tations, but were painted in several
colors, and give some evidence of ar
tistic skill. There are eighty pictures,
of which forty-nine represent bisons Of
various kinds. The pigments used,
which are shades Of red and brown,
have been found, on analysis by Mois-
SAN the eminent French chemist, to be
sochres mixed with minute fragments of
transparent silica.
The daily morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven, Conn.) 1894-1907, 1902-11-10

Belgium, now rapidly becoming an
important factor in the industrial
world, is carrying on some important
experiments in the towage of goods on
canals by electricity. In view of the
probable coming identification of Eng
lish canals the results are of interest.
The company originating the work OPP
crates q canal between Brussels and
Chartered, covering fifty miles. Triple
wires are carried on poles above the
towing path, tractors running along
the paths taking their current with
them.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1902-02-23

From Wednesdays Daily
Judge John Hinkle, Of Ardmore,
is attending court.
". o. Davis, of Gainesville,
Texas, is in the city.
Frank Descombes is able 10 be
up after q few days illness.
R. L. Williams is in the city
from the Half Moon ranch today.
Attorneys S. W. Hayes and J..
N. Adams, Of Ryan, are attending
courl here this week.
Attorney and Mrs r. ". Sbep-
ard returned to their home IN
Hobart. 0. T., today.
d. C. Lewis, of Oklahoma City,
attorney for the o. C. & W. Ry.,
(Frlscol is in our city this week
Mr.. aud Mrs. David Meyers. Ct
Beef Greek are visiting their
daughter, Mrs. Scott Jones for q
week.
Mrs. Coates, late Of Lampasas,
Texas, and sister Of Mrs. Chas.
Houhugs worth. has accepted a
position at tn The Big Cash Store
Mr.. L. n. Church, late Of Wis
consin, has purchased The White
Swan bakery OF o r. Wilcox.
We are sorry to lose Mr.. Wilcox
from our business mems list, but
take pleasure in welcoming Mr.
Church 10 the best city in the
Southwest.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1902-02-23

il. McCariy Of Davis county.
No, Is IN our city.
Cook * Son sold their stock or
groceries to f. E. White yester-
day. Success TO you Mr. White.
W. J. KelIog has purchased the
old reliable meat market from u.
II. Tennison and viii be glad TO
wait on an bis old customers aud
also the new ones.
The Express takes pleasure in
welcoming Prof. Moeller 10 our
city. The Prof. is graduate Of
one Of the leading eOnservatories
Of Germany and 3 musician Of IN
usual ability. Mr.. MOeller's fam
ily are here snd be viii erect
some brick buildings on lots that
he has recently purchased, and
make this hi- future home.
Bennett } Beatty sold their con
feetiOoery and fruit stand, End
door vest Of the First National
Bank 10 Messrs. ". D. Bel and
John Cox. TIE transfer uas
made yesterday afternoon snd the
doors we're opened fcy business this
morning. The Exprcss hopes
that Nessrs. Bennett q BeNtty vii
decide 70 rena1n in Chickasha. e
they are the kind Of people Chick
ssha uarts. We also wisk the
new arm prosperity and success
n the businsss feid Of oar grow
ing city.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1902-02-23
Phons 10 10.

r Z Moblry and family, OF
Dublin, Texas. are here, and will
make this their future home. Mr.
Mobley is the father of W. L.
Mobley, the grocer, Of this city.
They will form & partnership IN
the grocery business. We 6e-
speak for the frm 2 liberal share
OF the public patronage, and vel
come Mr. Mobley in our midst.
Joe King was here from Lawtonv
Sunday.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1901-1903, 1902-08-03
BASEBALL TOMORROW.
Savannah and Brunswick Clubs to
Fight for Supremacy.

Savannah and Brunswick Clubs to
Fight for Supremacy.
TIE lovers Of baseball IN Brunswick
viii have the pleasure Of seeing three
games this week, Monday, Tuesday
and Wednesday, when the local term
will meet ,Ae Savannah aggregation
on the u amond at the fair grounds.
Much interes is being taken in the
games by lovers of the manly sport
and a large crowd is expected at all
three games. Tne Savannah club will
arrive in the CITY in the morning.
The two clubs have met on the dia-
mond this season, in Savannah, and
the local team was defeated in a very
interesting and exciting game.
Following is the lineup OF the
Brunswicks; Nightingale, third base;
McCulloch, first base; Abbott, second
base; Hopkins, center field Mallard
left field: Dreamer, catch A. Crovatt
snortstop; w. Crovatt, right field;
Walker or Hunter, pitch
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1901-1903, 1902-08-03
A LYcEuM COURSE.
Fleming G Wait Making Arrange
mems Now.

The opera house this season will
not only present a splendid nst OF
theatrical attractions. but will also
be the medium through wnich the at
fractions Of the lyceum course will be
presented.
So far tne engagements are so di-
versifed in character as to cover
nearly every form of popular enter
tainment which the lyceum has made
famous, vocal and instrumental con
certs, readings. monoIogues by people
so competent as to Le secured year
after year by the Lyceum.
Messrs. Fleming & Waff have al
ready secured the following for tne
I.yceum course: Chas. de Motto, Miss
Ida Bently. dramatic reader; the
"Ottumwas Male Quartette," with
Miss Julia Van Densen as reciter;
Mr.. Ralph Bingham, whose entertain
ment enhances everything, as he is an
impersonator humorist, musician and
story-teller: the Ar.el Quartette, Of
Boston. company composed entirely
of ladies'; The Parker Concert compa-
ny, under the management Of c. M.
Parker, and also Minus a Male" and
"Tne Business Manager"
For this course Of six attractions
a season ticket for one admission will
be sold for three dollars: a double
season dcket Tor $500. these tickets
may be transferred 20 any enc. should
Messrs. Fleming e Waff succeed In
securing two hundred subscribers to
the double tickets, then the list will
have three attractions added, thereby
making a total OF nine
AS the lyceum course appea to
number of persons who do not care
for theatrical attractions, it would
seem as though little difficulty would
be found in booking the run course OF
nine attractions, especially as those
already booked are of such diversity
and high order.