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The Minneapolis journal., 1902-07-12
A VkSTE OF MONEY
IN zFRUITLESS EFFORTS TO CURE
~. STOMACH TROUBLE. =.
Not Artificial Digestion But Natural
Digestion Is What Is IsNeeded-How
This May Be Obtained. (

More money is spent experimenting with
worthless medicines for stomach trouble
than for any other disease. These prepa-
rations may temporarily aid digestion but
they cannot cure indigestion. They go at
it the wrong way. sGIs-ss
To permanently cure indigestion, dys-
pepsia or other stomach trouble the medi-
cine should act upon the digestive organs
themselves-not upon their contents, It
should not do the stomaeh's work but
own work.
This is what DR.. Williams Pink Pills for
Pale People will do as no other medicine
can. They are not composed of digestive
ferments, which promote an artificial, di-
gestion, but they tone up the stomach, re-
store the weakened functions of the diges-
tive organs and thereby promote natural
digestion. "A case in point Is that Of Ar
thur Mclaughlin, of No, 272s North Lin
coin street, Chicago, Ill. He says:
For long time I was troubled with
severe pains in the stomach--a case of
chronic indigestion. would feel crav-
ing for food, but when ate experienced
those wretched pains which nearly drove
me distracted. My kidneys also became
affected tried several different stomach
medicines and, for a while, they seemed
to help me. Then the same old pains
would come back. This went on for nearly
two years and at times was pretty much
discouraged. ~ e51
zone day friend advised me to try Dr..
Williams Pink Pills for Pale People.
did 80. Before I finished q box. the pains
were less frequent and less severe, and by
the time had finished three boxes the
pains were thing of the past Now /
can eat anything and enjoy-it and i feel
like a. new man. - li. !
Dr.. Williams Pink Pills for Pale People
will not only cure stomach trouble but
are a positive cure for all diseases arising
from impoverished blood or shattered
nerves. They are sold by all dealers or
will be sent postpaid on receipt Of price,
fifty cents box or six boxes for two dol-
lars and fifty cents, by addressing DR.. Will
ltams Medicine Company. Schenectady,
n. r.
The Minneapolis journal., 1902-07-12
TRIAL BOTTLE FREE.

The manufacturers so firmly believe WAR
NRR'S SAFtE CURE will absolutely and per-
manently cure any diseased condition OF the
kidneys, liver, bladder or blood, that they
will send post paid, without any cost to you,
ner's Safe Cure Company, Rochester, NJ r,
and mention having seem this liberal offer in
The Journal. The genuineness of this offer
Is fully guaranteed by the publishers. Write
the Medical Department for advice, medical
booklet, diagnosis and analysis, which will
be sent you free pf charge. ....... ..
The Minneapolis journal., 1902-07-12
(, CYCLING

The N. c.. A grand circuit in which, by a
system of point scoring, will be decided the
professional short distance championship OF
America. will begin at Revere, Mass, July
u. and conclude on or about Sept. 10. -.
Following are the July dates:
Conn: July II, Providence lR. l.; July 19,
Atlantic City: July 21, PittstNrg; July 2s
Washington, p. c.; July a. Baltimore, Md;
July 26, vailsburs. N. j.; July %, New ita-
ven. Conn. >~% +
At the Atlantic City meet, July 10, the one
The Minneapolis journal., 1902-07-12

The Town and. Country clubs golf team,
nIayed the Milwaukee Country club on the
links of the latter organization to-day. Mil
waukee was short two of her crack players,
Allan Hibbard and Hamilton Yose, who are
playing in Chicago. Three matches will be
played between the two clubs this season.
Last year Milwaukee won two out OF three,
and the year before Town and Country took
the odd match. - - =. =
The Minneapolis journal., 1902-07-12
Does your building require q new roof
See w s. Mott Co. Tel. BIG. = =

Homeseekers' Tickets to the West.
/ Homeseekers can buy excursion tick
cts via the Great Northern Railway, to
points in Manitoba, Montana, Washing
ton and the West, at about one fare for
the round trip, on first an dthird Tues
days of July, August, September and Oc-
tober. = ss@.a -
Call at Great Northern city ticket
office. v. D. Jones, c. P. & T. A, 300 Mic
ollet avenue, Minneapolis.
The Minneapolis journal., 1902-07-12
Warmers Safe Cure.
New York, May 8, 1902

-;-r ~ .~ New York, May g.; 1902. Z
Gentleme men-Many years ago / recommend
ed your Safe Cure, to my old friend General
William Frost Nutall, OF the British army,
who was a great sufferer from kidney
troubles after long service in India. He took
my advice and, after using your remedy, he
was completely cured, and was a hale ana
hearty Gnan when I saW him last and must
have been nearly eighty years Of age. He
has asSured me again and again that he
earnestly believed Warmers Safe Cure saved
his Hfe, and he swore by it. 49,, s
myself have used your remedy with the
greatest benefits, as was refused by the
Equitable Insurance Go. years since for in
dications Of Brights disease; but after taking
your cure for some time i was able to OBJ
tain insurance. This speaks for itself. In
my rowing career have been greatly bene-
fitted by msing Warmers Safe Cure not only
in the torrid climates of Egypt and India,
but also in the Arctic regions of, Alaska
Your cure has served me well, Yours very
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WARMERS SAFE CURE is purely vegeta-
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drugs; 1T is free from sediment and pleas
ant to take; It does not constipate; 1t is now
put up in two regular sizes aud is sold by all
druggists, OF direct, at so CENTS and s1.0O
A BOTTLE =. -.
Refuse substitutes There is none "just as
good as Warmers. Insist on the genuine.
Substitutes contain harmful drugs. - Il.
WARNER, S SAFE PILLS move the bowels
gently and aid, q. speedy cure. r..
The Minneapolis journal., 1902-07-12
The Pioneer Limited.

Via the Milwaukee carries
Private compartment sleeping cars,
Sixteen section sleeping cars. A
Y Buffet library smoking cars
Splendid dining cars. s 8
Latest coaches with high back seats,
vestibuled, steam heated and electric
lighted.
Berths in sleepers are longer, higher
and wider than those in any other cars IN
America.
The Minneapolis journal., 1902-07-12
Homeseekers, ExcursIons.

Great Northern Railway sells home
seekers tickets. st. Paul OF Minneapolis
to all points West, including Montana and
the round trip on the first and third Tues;
days OF July, August, September and 0c-
tober, 1902. Rate, one fare for the round
The Minneapolis journal., 1902-07-12

VIM A. Badger Co. write insurance for
life, burglary, fire, personal accident and
employers liability-all ktnds-426 An
drus Bldg. Tel. M. 1853 J2.
The Minneapolis journal., 1902-07-12

Not one In twenty are free from some
little ailment caused by inaction Of the
liver. Use Carter's Little Liver Pills. The
result will be a pleasant surprise. They
give positive relief.
The Minneapolis journal., 1902-07-12

mile championship Of America will be decided
on the point scoring double. This will be the
closing day OF the annual IT, A. w. gathering.
The Minneapolis journal., 1902-07-12

"viewed externally says DR.. Dick,
.it's a Red Raven. Taken internally, It's
a bird of pardtse." -! '-.-~# ...T -
The Minneapolis journal., 1902-07-12
YACHTING

The regular Saturday afternoon regatta OF
+be Calhoun Yacht club was held this after
noon The following boats took part: -
FIRST CLASS LOOPS. ..
The Minneapolis journal., 1902-07-12

PROPOSALS FOR FUEL-oFFIcE OF
Chief q. M, ST: Paul, Mimi, July II, 1907
Sealed proposals, in triplicate. Will be re-
ceived at this Office, or at following named
posts until II a. M, July 81, 1902, for fur
nishing such additional wood and coal, DUR
ing the fiscal year commencing July !, 1902.
as may be required at Forts Assinniboine,
Harrison, Keogh and Mssoula, Mont; Fort
Smelling, MINI, and Fort Yates, N. D. Blank
be furnished on application here, or to qAar.
termasters at the several posts named. u. S.
reserves the right to accept or reject any or
Pond, &c. @. NJ. 4.
The Minneapolis journal., 1902-07-12

That Famous Train I- - -.
The Pennsylvania Limited -,
Is one Of six daily through trains CHI
cago to New York over the Pennsylvania
Short Lines. 1t is the worlds most luxu-
rious railway train Of compartment,
drawing-room, Pullman sleeping cars,
dining car and observation car. and leaves
Chicago Union Station daily at $3.50 p. M,
arrives New oYrk the next day TOR dinner.
Arrangements for q trip on 1t may be
made through H. r. Dering, A. G. p. Agt.,
24s s Clark street, Chicago. III
The Minneapolis journal., 1902-07-12
SPORTS
WITH THE EQUMEs

The st. Paul race meet and horse show
closed yesterday afternoon with large at
tendance and good racing The summaries:
2:22 Glass Pace. Purse, $1,000 (. .sifa%
Angus Oh So, ]. +. Paisley, st. Paul
Uncle John, Bennett and Goodam, San
Francisco CWelch) .....................S 2
Bessie Rose, j. .. Gerrity, st. Paul =
vysole ssts''ys Il +. coonan, Emmetsouig,
Fossie, g. W Woods. Eldon. Iowa :.
Nellie BY. R f. saltsr, Minneapolis: = = )
Grasshopper, Ingham & Ewerts, Pierre :. ,
S. D. (Cooper) ............ ........... 3, 6
China Maid, T. P. McAran. San Fran
Esie Oh sU9 So. ". Aiiendori. Minneapolis -
TimemS:l4I ATasne%I1 Sl2H :. 49,, dis
s:2s' Glass Trot.- Purse. $1,000 =. =
Artois,a DR.. G. ". Fisher, La Porte -, !
City, Iowa (McLaughlin). ..........1 /
Hambert, S. H., Johnston, Minneapolis :
Black Lady, j. D. McArdle, Minneapo- .
Araja. A: Russell, Columbus junction. -. .
Iowa (RusselD ..........<.... .:........ 4
Lady Scott, w. G. Carling, st. Paul :
(Rigbee) Observation-Disclosures! D, .
Prince Allan, F. A. Lyon Aurora, Ill.
Ansslta. AIzfnl G. l.. De Ryder. Menononie D'
Time-2:19A, 2:17k. .,--y..
Match Trot, One-half Mile. Purse, $780,
Owners Driving E... . ~.
Don Juan, j. w. Paisley, St. Paul. :. !
Lottie. G. F. Schroeder. St. Paul; .....;s 8
Walnut B.. Peter Tereau ................4 4
Time-l:0S t:07A. - =
The Minneapolis journal., 1902-07-12
OTHER SPORTING NEWS.

Some Of the best swimmers dn the country,
including Wenck, Ruberl, Schaefer and
Spencer, will compete in the "A. A. U. swim
ming championships at the summer home OF
the New York A. C. at Travers island to-day.
There will be three series of races between
this time and Oct /, at which time A. A. U.
medals will be awarded. - ID.
The annual cricket match between elevens
representing Elton and Harrow began at
Lords grounds at London yesterday.
Eton won the toss and went to the wicket,
hut their stay was signally short By lunch
time they were all out for 70 runs. ...s.-
At the close OF the days play Eton IN their
second dnning, had scored s6 runs for wicket
down. -..-"
Tommy Crooks, well known as a boxer ana
athletic manager in the middle west, was
drowned in the flooded district at Des Moines
.
The Minneapolis journal., 1902-07-12
TENNIS

-. - . ! :
The national double champions. Ward and
Davis, were beaten to-day by tbs Wrenn
brothers in the tennis tournament on the
courts of the Westchester club at Westches-
ter. The Wrenns gave an extraordinary ex-
hibition of team work.
Little and Alexander were no match for
the steadiness of Whitman and Ware. The
summary: E- .3.
Round Robin Douhles-R. D.. Wrenn and
G. w. Wrenn. Jr., beat H. Ward and D. F.
Davis, 6-3, ga, 1-6, 1910. s
M. D. Whitman and L. e. Ware beat r.
D.. Little and F. B. Alexander, SO, 6-6,
ga, 6-s. @-.-
The Canadian tennis championships were
continued at Niagara on the Lake yesterday.
In the final singles Beals Wright beat his
brother, Irving Wright, three sets to one, and
will challenge w. A. Larned to-day for the
championship. The final doubles will be
played to-day.
The Minneapolis journal., 1902-07-12

Three thousand people at Waterloo yester
day saw William Mac, owned by George w.
Castle, Chicago, reduce the state record for a
half mile track, making 1t in 2:10. The for
mer record of 2 II was made by him at Marion
a few days ago. The Waterloo meet closed
yesterday and was a decided success. -
Free-for- all pace: William Mac won. Alpha
w. second, Robert Wilkes third. Time, 2:10.
2:2O trot: Virginia Jim won, Senator W. Sec
ond, Elma 10. third. Time. 2:17K.
Windham Walden. a New York horseman
who has teen at Washington park, Chicago,
since the meeting opened, Is minus four jock
eys: :, .
Walden shipped his horses back to New
York Thursday and intended to go after them
on an evening train. When he came to start
he was unable to locate his riders. all or
whom are apprentices. His departure was
postponed and notice Of their disappearance
was given w, A Pinkerton. who is now en-
deavorng to locate them. Walden thinks
they have been stolen. The boys are j. Fish
er. Frank Mitchell. William Green and Henry
Cook They were secured by Walden from the
Snake Hill reformatory of New Jersey.
Bob Smith, trainer of the great horse, Artlc-
ulate. when questioned at Washington park
Yesterday as to the probability OF a meeting
between the western crack and Gold Heels,
the star of the eastern thoroughbreds, SAID
that he had no intention of matching Artlcu-
late with Gold Heels. and had not been ap-
preached on the subject. Smith Is pretty
sweet on his horse and has no fear of any OF
the Chicago handicappers taking his measure.
but candidly admits that the son OF st. An
drew is not in Gold Heels class, and that ne
Is perfectIy content to rest on his laureis al
ready won.
Ottumwa semi-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1899-1903, 1902-10-14
InexpIicabIe,

Mrs. Goodsense
is going to start a
dress reform move
nent here. What
do you think Of
it?"
Mercy! T had
never noticed that
her figure was so
bad as all that"
Ottumwa semi-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1899-1903, 1902-10-14
lie Wanted to


Clerk 1 can't
read this letter,
sir. The hand
writing is very
bad.
Mr.. Flareup-oh,
pshaw! Any DON
Key can read it.
Pass it here.
Ottumwa semi-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1899-1903, 1902-10-14
Suspicion Made
Certainty.

Last mig h t, "
said Mr.. Booze, "I
think l made a re-
mark to the effect
that / had one of
the greatest heads
in the ward"
Something of
the sort" said his
wife.
We'll, this morn
ing I feel fully
prepared to say
that / was right"
Ottumwa semi-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1899-1903, 1902-10-14
Hard to Get over,

' =
wv h y do y o u
charge more to
shave me because
| am a book
agent?" asked the
m a n W i t h t h q
satchel.
Because yoI'vs
so much cheek
responded the wit.
ty barber.
Ottumwa semi-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1899-1903, 1902-10-14
Broken Pledges

Before we We're
married you said
you wouldn't put
an obstacle in my
w ay for t h e
world"
Did L? Well,
perhaps l did"
And now you
are everlastingly
sticking your feet
out so that / fall
over them"
Ottumwa semi-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1899-1903, 1902-10-14
What Came OF
Education.

An old negro. be-
ing informed that
a member of his
race had forged a;
note on a bank
exclaimed:
I'D a is W h a 8
comes er eddica-
ton. / got ten
chillun, but, thank
de Lawd, not one
er dem kin read or
writen
Ottumwa semi-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1899-1903, 1902-10-14
The Modern Poet.

L oCts
Il must CON
fess." said the
frank young wo-
man, that your
poetry is woefully
obscure"
Exactly, adj
mitted the major
poet cheerfully,
land that is why I
am not"
Ottumwa semi-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1899-1903, 1902-10-14
Waning of the
Honeymoon.

Husband (angri-
ly)-Now, I Won
der what makes
those fools stare
at us so?
Wife Calmly
They are probably
wondering. why we
married each 9TH
er-same as we
are.
Ottumwa semi-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1899-1903, 1902-10-14
Always Tired.

Have you all
W a y s b e e n a
tramp"
"Oh. no, ma'am.
! ulster be er mess
senger boy"
Ottumwa semi-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1899-1903, 1902-10-14
Real UnIsind.

Miss Antiquate
Don't you know
that [ am really
feeling younger
every day?
Miss Buddington
Yes, I've noticed
that you are get
ting quite child
ish.
Ottumwa semi-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1899-1903, 1902-10-14
Unchanged.

Intimate Friend
Has your hus-
bands love grown
cool?
Sarcastic Wife
Oh, no. He loves
himself just as
much now as he
did when we We're
married twenty
years ago.
Ottumwa semi-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1899-1903, 1902-10-14
Mammals Numer-
Gus Duties,

Dot = Mamma!
Mamma!
Mamma Tin next
room)-What?
Dot - My kittie
has caught a
mouse, and she
acts hungry. Will
you please come
and cook it for
her?
Ottumwa semi-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1899-1903, 1902-10-14
A Doorstep Con-
NcFsutiOu.

Mistress of the
House = My good
man, Gid you ever
take a bath?
Tramp Nom.
| never took any
thing bigger'n a
silver teapot.
Ottumwa semi-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1899-1903, 1902-10-14

"Wadsleig.h says
he never makes
mistakes"
Him! That's
one of EN-"
Ottumwa semi-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1899-1903, 1902-10-14
Around an d
Around.

Quinn-Whatci Giro
cles does that new
clerk move in?
De Fonte-VerN
wide. I saw him
coming home from
the club last night
moving in twenty
foot circles.
Ottumwa semi-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1899-1903, 1902-10-14
Hopeless Case.
He-Your hand.


Physician = So
you are a poet,
Ell?
Patient-Yes, sir.
My father was a
poet, as was my
grandfather also.
Physician - In
deed! Then the
disease is evident
ly hereditary.
Ottumwa semi-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1899-1903, 1902-10-14
How He Does 1T,


Samson He is
not rich, and yet
he makes a great
deal more money
than he spends.
Rodd-How can
that be?
S a m S o n = He
works in the mint.
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1902-05-24
WILL TELL THE TRUTH.

DR.. Emil G. Hirsch, the celebrated
Jewish rabbi of chicago, who has many
advanced thoughts i'm the battlefield
of human research, declares that in
the future he will deliver his funeral
sermons and make them fit the char
acter of the deceased. He is not 60
ing to grow eulogistic owe people who
lead scandalous lives and about the on
ly benefit they I'VE conferred upon
society was their quitting it by dying.
That is the policy that would be well
for all clergymen to inaugurate into
their practice. If 4 man, while living,
should do any thing worthy of COM
mendation, it is becoming that the
good acts of life time should be review
ed when he is dead. But if his acts
are evil and only evil, it is not proper
that at his death he should be extolled
for his goodness. The ancient Egyp-
tians would not embalm a man until
his whole life had been passed in re-
view and been sujected to a care
full trial. If, after this strenuousllife,
mans works cannot be extolled as en-
nobling and praiseworthy it may not
be necessary to condemn him, and add
humiliation in the time of sorrow to
his friends.-Yazoo Sentinel.
The Chicago rabbi is exactly right
in the decision. There is too much
fulsomeness in the, average funeral
sermon. The practice Of praising to
the sky man who dies, when Outlines
everybody knows that the deceased
does not deserve it, causes a loss of
confidence in the ministry and the
christian religion. 1t ought to be dis
continued, and we rejoice to learn that
the eminent divine Of Chicago has
taken the stand he has. There are
some preachers we know who are the
same way, but the number is not as
large as it should he.
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1902-05-24
Notice to Creditors.

In the District court of the United
States for the western division Of
the northern district of Mississippi.
In Bankruptcy.
In the matter of AureliuS Martin
bankrupt-In Bankruptcy.
To the creditors of Aurelius Martin,
of Hardy, in the county of Grenada,
and district aforesaid,.a bankrupt.
Notice is hereby given that on the
10th day of May, A. D., 1902, the
said Arelius Martin was duly adjucat-
ed bankrupt; and that the first meet
ing of his creditors will be held at OK.
ford, in the Office of B. II. Markette,
Referee, on the 9TH day of June, A.
ID. 1902, at 10 O'Clock a. M, at which
time the said creditors may attend,
prove their claims, appoint a trustee,
examine the bankrupt, and transact
such other business as may properly
come before said meeting.
m24-1t B. r.. MARKETTE,
Referee in Bankruptcy.
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1902-05-24
Holds up Congressman.

AT the end of the campaign"
writes Champ Clarke, Missouri's bril-
liant congressman, from overwork,
nervou tension, loss Of sleep and con-
slant speaking | had about utterly
collapsed. 1t seemed that all the or
gans in my body were out of order,
but three bottles Of Electric Bitters
made me all right. It's the best all
round medicine ever sold over a drug
gist's counter" Overworked, run
down men and weak, sickly women
gain splendid health and vitality from
Electric Bitters. Try them. Only soc.
Guaranteed by the Second Glass Drug
Store.
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1902-05-24

The wit on some paper has gotten
Off one of the best burlesques OF the
season on the parable Of the prodigal
son. lie describes how the son haS
returned to his fathers home in rags
and tatters, and how the old father
meets him at the front gate. He
falls on his neck and weeps tears of
joy, but says he cannot kill the fatted
calf as the beef trust has long since
gotten it.
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1902-05-24

Announcement is made that on
June 10, in New York City, Hon. A.
f. Fox, congressman from this dis
trict, will be married to Mrs. Annet-
Ia S. Brandon, of T~hOmasville, Ga,
The couple will take a bridal trip to
Europe, returning to West Point, the
groom's home, in the fall. The SEN
TINEL extends its congratulations to
our gallant representative and wishes
him and his bridc-to-be a bon voyage
through life.
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1902-05-24

President Palma, Of Cuba, took his
seat Tuesday amid much ceremony.
The reinS Of the government were
turned over to him by the American
military authorities, and the occupa-
ton Of the island by the United
States is now at an end. Only a
general supervision of affairs will be
exercised by u government from
now on. The developments in the
island will be watched with much in
terest by the public. We believe it
but a matter Of a few years before
Cuba will be annexed to this country.