The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1902-03-08
MIR. DOOLEY'S VIEWS ON
PRINCE hENRY'S RECEPTION
By r. P. Dunno.

n good time" said Mr.. Hennessy.
! Hes havin' the time said Dooley
! Not since tn Honezollern family wa
founded be wan iv tn ablest burglars i
n Middle Ages has any prince injye
such spree as this wan. Ye see,
prince is a gr-reat man in tn OF coun
| hay. but he niver is as great owe
there as he is here. Whin he's at home
he's something tn people can't help. an
! they don't mind him. He's like an irol
lamp post, statian'ry, ornymintai, an
useful TO let people know where the!
are.
but whin he comes to this home ~
Republican simplicity, he's all that tn
wurrud prince wud imply. an it implies
more to us thin to annywan else. 1 tel
ye. were glvin' him tn best we have il
tn shop. Were shown him that what.
iyer Iiv'rince we may feel tow'rd George
Wash nton. it don't prejudice us agin
live princes. The princes we hate is thin
that are dead and harmless. We ray
ceived him with open arms. an FL say
this fr him, that fr a German, he's 4
good fellow
That's as far as l care 10 GO havin'
lived Tr many years among tn Germans
I'm not prejudiced agin thin, mind
We They make good beer and good cit
liens, an moderate polismen, an they
are fond iv their families an cheese. But
wanst a German, always Dutch Ya
cudden't make Americans iv thin if We
called thin all Perkins an brought thin
up in Worcester.
"A German niver raaly laves Germany.
He takes it with him WHEREVER he goes.
Whin a Mayo man absconds firm his
native country. as becomes an Irish
man, an within he is four miles out at
sea, he's much an American as Pre-
served Fish.
But a German is niver an American,
EXCEPT whin he goes back To Germany
to see his rilitives. He keeps his own
language. he plays pinochle, he despises
tn dhrink iv the country. his food IL
sthrange, an he only votes f'r Germans
Tr office. or If he can't get Il German, t'r
somewan who's again tn Irish. l bet we,
if We was f'r to suddenly ask Schwartz
meister where he is, he'd say: AT
in Schwabia.' He don't rally
know he liver CONES TO this country.
I've heerd him talkin' TO himself. He
always counts in German.
But / say about Prince Hinnery that
fr German he's all right, an I'm glad
he come. / hear he wrote TO his brother
that is tn Impror over there:
Dear Willum:-This is a wundherful
an they've give me a perfect
ly KILN raciption. I've almost died
We was met forty miles .out at
sea be a band on a raft playin' tn
Watch on the Rhine" We encountered
another band playin tn same plain
harmony ivry five miles till we got up
to New York. l wisht L had come over
on a man-iv-war
= In tn bay we was surrounded be a
feet iv tugs carryin' representatives " tn
press. singin' tn Watch on tn Rhine
raycieved siveral offers through mig
lphone to write an article about what ye
say in yeer sleep FIR tn pa-apers but
declined thin, awaitin' instructions firm
ve. At tn dock we was greeted be a
band playin' tn Watch on tn Rhine"
an afther some delay. caused by III
Sangerbund holdin' US while
they sung tn Watch on tn Rhine we
stepped ashore on the gangplank neatly
formed be tn Gov'nor iv tn State 1oldin'
onto tn feet iv tn Mayor, him clutchin'
IN iditor iv tn "Staats Zeitung," lam SO
Dn tn gangplank singin' tn Watch on
tn Rhine we walked to tn mock.
g L am much IMPRESSED be New York.
| hate it. TIL buildin's are very high.
nut tn language is higher. If l was to
so home now, ye wudden't know me.
Afther / hear speech l don't dare to
look i'm tn glass f'r fear L might be
guilty iv treason TO We. mein lieper. Our
llusthrees ANCESTOR. Fridrick tn Great,
was cheap an common man compared
10 me, an ye. august brother niver got
ly the barrier. | hope IN have time to
cool down befure / get home, or yen
have 10 lock me up.
e They're givin' me tn fine line iv in
,ertainment. Ivrywhere l go they'se
music. or something that does as weil.
| have 4 musical Instrument called
,ataStrophone IL me room that plays tn
Watch on tn Rhine" whin I go i'm az
night an get up in tn mornin' Whin
go out on tn street tn crowd cries,
Hook tn kaiser / wish they'd stop
hockin' We. dear brother. an hook tn
Watch on tn Rhine" Crhis here is an
American joke. I'm gettin' on fast)
I'm goin' To be took to tn opry some
night this week. They've fired n lot iv
a-ads out iv their boxes to make room
f'r me. Wan iv thin objected, but he
was fired anyhow. Aftherward I'm goin'
to ate dinner with tn iditors iv tn
Won't that be nice? l sup
pose I'm tn first HonezoIlern that liver
took dinner with an iditor. though our
family has often given thin food and
Iodgin'-in Jail. l wish We was here to
90 with me. we've had more journylistic
eXpeeryence. an NANNY iv tn things
we've had printed wudden't seem too un-
thrue to tn other guests. tn newspa-
pers has been mos kind to me. l might
say. almost too kind. l am sindin' We
a photysraft ~ myself in me bath. took
be faShliEht be an iditor concealed on
IN top iv tn clothes press. an an inter
view be a lady rayporther who ripr.sent-
ad hersilf as tn Queen iv Ohio
&c But tn big ivint comes off tomorrah.
am actually invited to dinner Nv wan
hundred " tn representative business
men iv New York an a few CHRISTIANS
asst in aftherward. Hooray, hooray!
Mind ye. these ar-re not ordn'ry business
men. Far firm il. No wan gets in I'M
less he's made at Taste eight milyon
marks OUT iv tn sivinty millyion marks
IN this country. An I'm asst to meet
him. What fun, l bet twill be jolly.
IN Eoin' TO buy me table f'r computin'
rthreSt. copy ~ tn naytional baukin'
at an a good account If tn thransac-
ons In the sterlin' exchange fr tn cur
cent year, an whin tn quip an Jest go
-"und I'll he no skeleton at tn feast
- We can see be that my life has been
almost too gay. but tn merrymint goes
'lithely on. Firm here I go to Bawston.
where / eXpict 70 pat tn Bunker Hill
ionymint on tn head an have n look