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The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1902-05-15

The steep1e-jack is one kind of high
oh urchman.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1902-05-15

Piso's Cure is the best medicine we ever used
for all affections of the throat and lungs.-WM
O. ENDSLEY, Vanburen, Ind, Feb. 10. 1900.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1902-05-15

A fast man is very slow when it comes
to paying his debts
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1902-05-15

1t is said that liquor improves will
age, but some men don't care to wait
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1902-05-15

The stopped-up geyser is an ex-spurt
in its way.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1902-05-15

The trusting shoemaker is apt to get
beaten out of his boots
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1902-05-15

..Tomorrow'' is the excuse of the de-
inquent and the spur of the indus
trious.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1902-05-15

Many man frames his excuses in
guilt.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1902-05-15

I've girl who has too many saitors
is troubled with a surplus.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1902-05-15

wont shake out blow out; by using
defiance starch you obtain better results
than possible with any other brand and
one-third more for same money.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1902-05-15

If you wish beautiful, clear, white clothes
Red Cross Ball Blue. Large or.
package, cents.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1902-05-15

1t is the services of the uncommon
man that command the highest wages
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1902-05-15

1t does not follow that argument
is logical because it is theological
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1902-05-15

When a man is paid for playing he
calls it work.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1902-05-15

Concentrated Pain-Rhe umaJisrn
Concentrated MISUNDERSTANDING Wiz
rd
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1902-05-15

Halls Cafarrh Cure
Is taken internally. Price. 75c.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1902-05-15

Cocktails won't help man to feath-
er his nest
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1902-05-15

The last shall be first-when a wo
man picks up a novel
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1902-05-15

The has-been is not lost, but gone
behind.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1902-05-15
DO YoUR CLoTHEs LooK YEILow.

Then use Defiance starch it will kee,
them white-16 o. for 10 cents.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1902-05-15

For a Long Lease on Life
eat ATLAS OATS The purest and best
breakfast food All good grocers Zoe
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1902-05-15

Although times are supposed to be
good; geologists report collections hard
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1902-05-15

to men with rig introduce our Fsc-1ltry goods
send stP- JaVelie Mfg Co-.Dept- D, Parsons, kan
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1902-05-15
$40 a WEEK AND EXPENSES

SEQ WEEK AND EXPENSES
70 men With rig TO intFoduee our Fc-ltry goods
The last shall be frst-wlen a wo-
man picks up a novel
Do YOUR CLOTHES LOOK YELLOW
Then use Defiance starch. it will keep
them white-l6 o. for 10 cents
1t is the services of the uncommon
man that command the highest wages
Mrs. yyinsiow-s soothine syHp
ifsshI % fhe eoe Esases
Cocktails won't help a man to feath-
er his nest
For Long Lease on Life
ae LAS fo oATs sn The Purest and ,d best
The has-been is not lost, but gone
behind.
PUTNAM FADELESS DYES do not
stain the hands or spot the kettle Tex
cept green and purple). Sold by drug
gists, 1oc- per package
The trusting shoemaker is apt to get
beaten out of his boots
Hairs Cafarrh Cure
Is taken internally. Price. 75c.
The stopped-up geyser is an ex-spurt
in its way
Piso's Cure is the best medicine we ever used
for all affections of the throat and 1ungs.-wA1.
O. ENDsLEx, Vanburen. Ind, Feb 10. 1900
It is said that liquor improves with
age, but some men don't care to wait.
If you wish beautiful, clear, white clothes
use Red Cross Ball Blue Large 2 OF.
package, cents.
Many man frames his excuses in
The Grit-advocate., 1902-01-24

The city Of Philadelphia gets 20 per
cent of the money put into automatic
Weighing machines in the public parks.
Since 1895 115,92O persons have used
the machines. and the profit to the
city has been $231.85. Ben Franklin,
who used to live in Philadelphia, used
to say: Look after the pennies, and
the dollars will look after them.
selves"
The Grit-advocate., 1902-01-24
Papermakers Have Strike.

Kaukauna, Wis. Jan. 2O.-A general
strike was ordered to-day at Joint
meeting Of the Appleton. Kaukauna
and Neenah lodges of the United
Brotherhood Of Pnpermakers. which
will result. in less than three weeks, in
closing the twenty-five mills in the
state. of Wisconsin. throwing out of
employment 5000 laborcrs and cutting
on over $40 tons a day from the supply
The Grit-advocate., 1902-01-24

Buffalo Express: Virginia is taking
steps to hold an exposition in 1907 to
commemorate the 4OOth anniversary
of the founding of jamestown, the first
permanent English settlement within
the present limits of the United
States.
The Grit-advocate., 1902-01-24

America is not conspicuous in the
Nobel prizes now being awarded for
achievements of the greatest benefit to
humanity. This looks like a slap at
the theory that our trusts aid the gen
eral public.
The Grit-advocate., 1902-01-24

Telephones are to be reconstructed
SO as to provide for sight as well as
hearing. This will have tendency to
still further increase the annoyance
resulting from cross wires.
The Grit-advocate., 1902-01-24

Mr.. H. H. Rogers of Fairhaven,
Mass, has given to that town
library. waterworks, town hall,
schools. a church and a drainage sys-
tenn.
The Grit-advocate., 1902-01-24

William Clegg. aged IS, was married
on Wednesday at Orangeville, to Mrs.
Fleming, his fifth wife. And the ris-
ing generations hang off from matri-
mony as If it was something intensely
unpleasant.
The Grit-advocate., 1902-01-24

The manufacture of whisky from
watermelons is to be tried at Balti-
more, and the idea sounds about as
exhilarating as extracting sunbeams
from cucumbers.
The Grit-advocate., 1902-01-24

A crowd of theater-goers in Rome
got into fight over new play and
many were wounded. Therefore it is
admitted that the play is a big sue
cess.
The Grit-advocate., 1902-01-24

Being unable to settle its own war
satisfactorily to all concerned, Great
Britain will try what it can do in the
Chilian-Argentine dispute.
The Grit-advocate., 1902-01-24

The grand jury in Manhattan re-
ports in effect that the Brooklyn
bridge is all right. but that it needs
to be rebuilt to keep it from falling
down.
The Grit-advocate., 1902-01-24

Now that the German crown prince
is broken down with hard work the
time Is ripe for princes to agitate for
an eight-hour day.
The Grit-advocate., 1902-01-24

Beaumont oil may have creased tho
path along which SO many settlers are
now making quick slide into Texas.
The Grit-advocate., 1902-01-24

Encouraged by the absence Of Gen.
Funston from the scene of conflict, the
Filipino insurgents are again becom-
ing active.
The Grit-advocate., 1902-01-24

Every day another halo pales and
vanishes, another cherished illusion
goes bump. 1t is now discovered that
disease creates literary genius.
The Grit-advocate., 1902-01-24

Peace On earth. As a general rule.
Prominent exceptions, South Africa
and the Philippines.
The Grit-advocate., 1902-01-24

Petroleum has been discovered in
Egypt. and light of other kinds is
gradually breaking through.
The Grit-advocate., 1902-01-24

1t Is coed to be loved by ones fellow
man when there is not too many Of
him.
The Grit-advocate., 1902-01-24

of the paper market unless the de-
mands of the union for shorter hours
are granted. Further than this the
movement is soon to spread through
every papermaking district in the
Northwest.
The manufacturers will be given one
or two weeks time in which to make a
reply and nothing but an immediate
and unconditional granting of the de
mands 1t is authoritatively stated, can
prevent the big walkout.
The Grit-advocate., 1902-01-24

Dreyfus has quarreled With his law
yer. What was the fee?
The Grit-advocate., 1902-01-24

Nk1NT 1f}0T We manufacture the best and
fAlNI nuUf cheapest roof paint in the
ket, in black brown and red colors
WATKINS MDSE. CO, 15l5 Wazee st.
The Grit-advocate., 1902-01-24

yer. What was the fee?
1t Is coed to be loved by ones fellow
man when there is not too many Of
him,
Peace On earth, As a general rule.
Prominent exceptions, South Africa
and the Philippines.
Petroleum has been discovered in
Egypt, and light of other kinds is
gradually breaking through.
Beaumont oil may have creased tho
path along which SO many settlers are
now making quick slide into Texas.
Encouraged by the absence Of Gen.
Funston from the scene Of conflict, the
Filipino insurgents are again becom-
ing active.
Now that the German crown prince
is broken down with hard work the
time Is ripe for princes to agitate for
an eight-hour day.
Being unable to settle its own war
satisfactorily to all concerned, Great
Britain will try what it can do in the
Chilian-Argentine dispute.
Every day another halo pales and
vanishes, another cherished illusion
goes bump. 1t is now discovered that
disease creates literary genius.
Mr.. H. H. Rogers of Fairhaven,
Mass, has given to that town
library, waterworks, town hall.
schools, church and a drainage sys-
tenn.
A crowd Of theater-goers in Rome
got into fight over a new play and
many were wounded Therefore it is
admitted that the play is big sue
cess.
The grand jury in Manhattan re-
ports in effect that the Brooklyn
bridge is all right, but that it needs
to be rebuilt to keep it from falling
down.
The manufacture of whisky from
watermelons is to be tried at Balti-
more, and the idea sounds about as
exhilarating as extracting sunbeams
from cucumbers.
Telephones are to be reconstructed
SO as to provide for sight as we'll as
hearing. This will have tendency to
still further increase the annoyance
resulting from cross wires
America is not conspicuous in the
Nobel prizes now being awarded for
achievements of the greatest benefit to
humanity. This looks like a slap at
the theory that our trusts aid the gem
eral public.
William Clegg, aged IS. was married
on Wednesday at Orangeville. to Mrs.
Fleming, his fifth wife. And the ris.
ing generations hang off from natri-
uony as If it was something intensely
unpleasant.
Buffalo Express: Virginia is taking
steps to hold an exposition in 1907 to
commemorate the 400th anniversary
of the founding of Jamestown, the first
permanent English settlement within
the present limits of the United
States.
The Grit-advocate., 1902-01-24

STnVE REPAIRS for every known make Of
" " II stove, furnace range. GEO. A.
PuLLEN, 1881 Lawrence St., Denver. Phone 7F.
The Grit-advocate., 1902-01-24

D0NOC County, Town and School Warrants and
OUUUC Bonds and choice industrial securities
bought and sold. VIC. PACKARD, 80 Cooper Bldg
The Lamar register., 1902-08-06
Empire Valley.

Inadvertently 1 find myself reading
the Lamar fair posters, giving the
date of the fair, August 27, 2S, 30.
Lutte Allen, Ira Swadley's young
est child, fell off of a loaded wagon
Monday, and escaped with only a
broken rib, caused dy the wheel
passing over him.
Laboring under misapprehension
1 stated the S. S. picnic at the Rose
grove would be August IA 1t should
have been the 7th.
The very regular and seasonable
showers are of great advantage to
second crop alfalfa left for seed, aud
also corn which promises we'll both
in yield and quality.
Thr Lamar Ranch Co. haye Just
placed several car loads of three year
old steers on alfalfa with corn twice
day as ration.
Ed Stream had field of II acres
of wheat threshed last week that
Welded 800 bushels machine measure,
which is about 63 lbs to the bushel.
Mrs J. H. Simcox is slowly recov
ering from a severe attack of sickness.
The greater part of second crop
alfalfa in this and Pleasant Valley is
left standing for seed. The bloom
is profuse and healthy and indica
tions point to n phenomenal yield,
and the result will be the shortest
hay crop in years
Every farmer that takes interest in
his home and county will also be in.
terested in the fair, and will collect
specimens of the best of his fruit,
vegetables and grain, as we'll as stock,
for display. RIO.
The Lamar register., 1902-08-06
Vacation Days.

Vacation time is here and the children
are fairly living out of doors. There
could be no healthier place for them.
You need only to guard against the ac-
cidents incidental to most open air sports
No remedy equels DeWitt's Witch Hazel
Salve for quickly stopping pain or re-
moving danger of serious consequences.
For cuts, scalds and wounds. ~ used
DrWitt's Witch Hazel Salve for Sores
cuts and bruises" says L. B. johnson,
Swift, Texas. at is the best remedy on
the Market" Sure cure for piles and
skin diseases. Beware of counterfeits
I. II. MYERS, druggist.
The Lamar register., 1902-08-06

Summer complaint is usually prevalent
among children this season. A we'll de-
veloped case in the writer's, family was
cured last week by the timely use of
Chamberlain's Collie, Cholera and Diar-
rhoea Remedy-one Of the best patent
medicine manufactured and which is al
ways kept on hand at the:home of ye
scribe. This is not intended as free
puff for the COMPANY, who do not adver-
tise with us, but to benefit little suffer
.-rs who may not be within easy access
OF physician. No family should be
without a bottle Of this medicine in the
house, especially in summer time.-Lan-
sing, Iowa, Journal. For sale by l. H.
Myers, Druggist.
The Lamar register., 1902-08-06
Poisoning tho system.

1t is through the bowels that the body
is cleansed of impurities. Constipation
keeps these poisons in the system, caus-
ing headache, dnlness and melancholla
at first, an then unsightly eruptions and
finally serious illness unless a remedy is
applied. DeWitt's Little Early Risers
prevent this trouble by stimulating the
liver and promote easy, healthy action of
the bowels. These little pills do not act
violently but by strengthening the
bowels enable them to perform their
own work. Never gripe or distress.-I
H. MYERS. druggist.
The Lamar register., 1902-08-06
Mother Always Keeps It Handy.

my mother suffered long time from
distressing pains and general ill health
due primarily to indigestion" says L.W.
Spalding, Verona, Mo. 1.-Two years ago
at once and now, at the age 's Of SEVENTY vest
six, eats anything she wants, remarking
that she feals no bad effects as she has
her bottle Of Kodol handy" Don't
waste time doctoring symptoms. Go
after the cause. If your stomach is
sound your health will be good. Kodol
rests the stomach and strengthens the
body by digesting your food. 1t is ma
ture's own tonic.-I. H. MYERS, druggist
The Lamar register., 1902-08-06
Jest BOUND. EAST BOUND.

No. l is California express and makes local
stops between Lamar and La Jnnta.
No. Is Denver express, stops on flag at Las
Animas. Carries free chair car and Pullmans
No. is the Mexico and California express.
No. and No. both carry tourist and Pullman
sleepers. No. connects at LaJunta for Pueblo
Colorado Springs and Denver.
Train No. 50 runs to La Junta and will accom-
modate passengers for intermediate points.
meets at La Junta with train from Denver car
ries passenger through to Chicago without
change. Has Pullman and tourist sleepers.
No. is Denver express and runs through to
Chicago without change. Carries free chair
car and Pullman sleeper.
No. 8 is local passenger and makes all stops.
Carries chair car and Pullman sleeper. Runs
through to Chicago without change of cars.
Inquiries solicited and promptly and cheer
fully answered. Descriptive literature and
time tables folders free by applying to
G. ]. GARvIN. Agent
The Lamar register., 1902-08-06
Tho Perfect Liver Medicine.

Mrs. M. A. Jolley, Noble, o. T., writes:
II have used Herbine for number of
years, and can cheerfully recommend it
as the most peafect liver medicine, and
the greatest blood purifier. 1t is a med
icine Of positive merit, and fully accom-
plishes all that is claimed for it." Ma
laria cannot find lodgmert in the sys-
tenn while the liver is in perfect order,
for one of its functions is to breveut the
absorption Of fever producing poisons.
Herbine is a most efficient liver repulat-
or. SOC at l. II. Myers drug store.
The Lamar register., 1902-08-06
The Boss Worm Medicine.

H. P. Kempe, Druggist, Leighton, Ala
writes: "One of my customers had a
child, which was sick, and threw up all
food, could retain nothing on its stom-
ach. He bought one bottle of Whites
Cream Vermifuge, and it brought up 1l9
worms from the child. It's the boss
worm medicine in the world" Whites
Cream Vermifuge is also the children's 8
tonic. 1t improves their digestion and
assimilation of food, strengthens their
nervous system and restores them to the
health, vigor and elasticity OF spirits
natural to childhood. 25c at I. H. Myers
drug store
The Lamar register., 1902-08-06
"OId Per Caplter"

Our old friend PER. Caplter IL
again in evidence. But not being to
ted around the country by his former
keeper, the Honorable William J.
Bryan, and being exhibited at coun
ty fsirs-with agate receipts attach
ment-in tattered clothing and with
emacipated figure, as horrible ex-
ample of the evils of a gold standard.
He no longer resembles victim of
the India famine, as in blithesome
days Of calamity, when pessmistic
politicians fattened upon adversity
and he was posted before horror
stricken multitudes- 25 and so
cents per mnltiple-as the living
skeleton, whose flesh had been de.
voured by the money devil and
whose blood had been sapped by the
vampire who roosts in the belfries of
Wall and Lomb ard streets.
Old Per Cap has been emancipat
ed. The shackles of the gold king
have been served. The tentacles of
the octopus, which entwined and
crushed his body, have been hacked
in twain, releasing their victim. Ig
Donnelly's troglodyte has ceased to
crunch his bones and has fled back
to its cavern to crack the vertebrae
of prehistoric man and feed on the
marrow of ossitied legs and arms.
A fat, hearty rascal is old Per Cap
today, with plenty of good red blood
in his veins, and purple and fine
linen replacing the rags on his
frame. And yet he has not drunk
from the fountain of everlasting
youth tnd eternal prosperity discov-
cred and advertised as the only pan
aces for financial decrepitude by the
Ponce de Leon of fusion politics.
According to latest reports of the
department per capita is circulating
through the veins of the body pol
itic at the rate af S2S.53 per head,
without the consent of the Chicago
platform. The 100000 people OF
this country are jingling in their
pockets some $2,26O,OOO,00O, with
out the consent of any other nation.
It is yellow gold, such as we were
wont to hear was all horded by the
money kings. In some mysterious
way the Wall street reservoirs have
leaked and the golden stream has
trickled out and spread among the
people.
Mr.. Bryan and the other apostles
of calamity must feel lonely without
their old comrade in adversity, but
they have fresh corpse to hug.
They are cheerful ane resourceful
set, Notwithstanding they live in
gloom and hopelessness. When one
cadsver becomes quickened aud
scampers away from them, they hurry
out to the cemetery and rob another
grave.-Denver Times.
The Lamar register., 1902-08-06

81 am usuing a box of Chamberlain's
Stomach & Liver Tablets and find
them the best thing for my stomach l
ever used" says Il. W. Robinson, Justice
of the Peace, Loomis, Mich. These
Tablets not only correct disorders of the
stomach but regulate the liver and bow
els. They are easy to take and pleasant
in effect. Price 25 cents per box for sale
by l. II. Myers, Druggist.
The Lamar register., 1902-08-06
Repulslve Features.

Blackheads, plmples, greasy faces and
muddy compilations. which are so com
mon among women, especially girls at a
certain age, destroying beauty, distigur-
ing and making repulsive features which
would otherwise appear attractive and
refined, indicate that the liver is out of
order. An occasional dose Of Herbine
will cleanse the bowels, regulate the
liver and 30 establish a clear, healthy
complexion. COO at I. H. Myers drug
store
The Lamar register., 1902-08-06
curas SciatIca

Rev, W. L. Riley, l. L. D., Cuba, New
York, writes: "After fifteen days OF ex-
cruciating pain from sciatic rheumatism
under various treatments, was induced
application giving my first RELIEF, and the
second, ontire relief. can give it un
qualified recommendation. SOC and S1OC
at 1. H. Myers drug store.
The Lamar register., 1902-08-06

If YOU ARE TROUBLED WITH IMPURE
blood, indicated by sores, pimples. head
ache, ETC., we would recommend Acker's
Blood Elixir, which we sell under posi-
tive guarantee. 1t will always cure
Scrofulous or Syphiltic poisons and all
blood diseases. so cts. and s1OO. l H.
Myera .
The Lamar register., 1902-08-06
For Sale,
For Sale.
One first class water right in Fort
Lyon Canal, easy terms.
G. B. THoMAN.
Indigestion

is the cause of more discomfort than any other
and that good for you, you are distressed.
Ackers Dyspepsia Tablets will make your di-
gestion perfect aud prevent Dyspepsia and its
attendant disagreeable symptoms. You can
safely eat anything: at any time; II you take one
of these Tablets afterwad. Sold by all drug
gists under positive guarantee. % cts. Money
refunded If you arc not satisfied. Send to us
for g free sample. W. H. Hooker & Co., Buffalo,
N. Y. l. H. Myers.
The Lamar register., 1902-08-06
Acts Immediately.

Colds are sometimes more troublesome
in summer than in winter, it's so hard to
keep from adding to them while cooling
off aftea exercise. One Minute Cough
Cure cures at once. Absolutely safe.
Acts Immediately. Sure cure for coughs,
colds, Group, throat and lung troubles.
I. II MYERS.
The Lamar register., 1902-08-06

Cut this out and take it to l. II.
Myers's Drug Store and get box of
Chamberlain's Stomach & Liver Tablets
The best physic. They also correct dis
The Lamar register., 1902-08-06

The speed program for the Arkan'
sas Valley Fair Association is out
and contains the usual large and lib
eral purses. The dates for the fair
will be September B, A and D. the 18th
being the famous Watermelon day.
The attendance at this fair is the
largest at any of the events of the
kind in the state except the State
Fair at Pueblo, and the management
are always arranging new methods Of
entertaining the visitors.
The Lamar register., 1902-08-06

SICK HEADACHE ABSOLUTELY AND per-
manently cured by using Moki Tea. A
pleasant herb drink. Cures Constipa-
ton and indigestion, makes you eat,
sleep, work and happy. Satisfaction
guaranteed or money back. % cts. and
80 cts. Write to w. H. Hooker & Co.,
Myers. 9
The Lamar register., 1902-08-06
Tho Best LInIm ont for strains

Mr.. F.. Wells, the merchant at Deer
Park, Long Island N. Y, says: ~ always
recomend Chamberlrin's Pain Balm as
the best liniment for strains. l used it
last winter for severe lameness in the
side, resulting from a strain, and was
greatly pleased with the quick relief and
Myers Druggist.
The Lamar register., 1902-08-06
The Sure wav

cure your cold when it first appears. Acker's
English Remedy will stop the cough in a night,
and drive the cold out of your system Always a
quick and sure cure for Asthma, Bronc hits. and
all throat and lung troubles. If it does not salts
fy you the druggist will refund your money.
Write to us for free sample. W. H. Hooker &
Co., Buffalo, N, Y. I. H. Myers.
The Lamar register., 1902-08-06
LAMAR, OoLonADo, AUGUST 6, 1902

Senator Quay was caught in a
hurricane at sea this week, but es
capped uniniured, and the things John
Wanamaker said about the sea would
hardly do to repeat to his Sunday
school class.