Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1902-11-22
How Many Losers Bet on the
Wrong ANNA TOuted to VIM
WHAT MIGHT HAVE BEEN.
Those That We're "short" and Those
That Had "Been Interfered with"
It's Truly Great Game.

The man who previous to the races
had tipped off number OF his compan-
ions on a good thing that went wrong
during the running of the races has a
hard time Of 1t on the irst-in train
"You and your good thlngsl" they
growl at him as he sits gnawlng his
nails and trying to explain that the
good thing had been short or Inter
fered WITH or got off bad" or some
thing equally futile. you're about as
good thing as ever went to bed"
You're the plantation hoodoo, you
are, and I'll bet four and a half that
when / get home III find that my Kids
have all got the whooplng cough, or
that my flats been burned out, just be-
cause you cut my trail today
"The next time you hantNme good
thing you've got to hit me with beer
mallet or a piece Of lead pipe first
A man who has hoped on board the
train from the 50-cent field and whose
shoes are good deal broken al the
sides, gazes out OF the window Of the
car by which he is seated and secs a
couple OF well known bookmakers whlrl-
ing by on the road in swagger racing
automobile.
"There they GO" he mutters, hope
lessiy, Look at EN- In that devil wag-
on that the little five and ten-spots Of
suckers like me an youse helped to bury
for 'eml After eatln up all the lob.
sters out at tn track they'll skate into
town an nibble at the sure-enough lob
sters, swizzled down with the fizzy stun
until II comes out o their lambs, vile
me an youse craws L Hark III Hash
er's an pass him a hard luck spiel for
tn ham and. But, ats a great game,
Amt M"
ar sure is." replles his companIon
with tho hattered hal "an, thar amt
m worst NJ n neither Them two hook
les wot youse les seen streakin' by in
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