Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 1885-1909, 1902-01-02
OF ROOSEVELT.
Incidents That Illustrate the
Presidents Sense Of Humor.


Why He Gave the Vixen, a War Yes.
sci, Its Name-Eovv Fze Trffed With
the Thirst of Some High Navy OH
cers-Case of the Unfortunate Mr.
Blank.
PRESIDENT Roosevelt possesses a char
acteristic II of humor. It is vigor-
GUS and sometimes almost g%rotesque.
says the Baltimore Sun. When he was
assistant secretary of the navy during
the preparation for the Spanish war
the government was buying a number
of yachts to be converted into torpedo
boats, dispatch boats, scouts, etc. Con-
siderable intimacy existed between the
family Of President Roosevelt and that
of one of the officers of the navy in the
department. The wife of this officer
got a fancy that she would like to
have one Of these beautiful little boats
bear her name. There is a prejudice
in the navy against giving a woman's
name to a war vessel Of any type. 1t
is believed to be unlucky. But the Off
Ger, who found it easier to face official
prejudice than to resist the importuni-
ties Of his better half, made the re-
quest Of Mr.. Roosevelt.
The assistant secretary Of the navy
hesitated.
ct won't do" he said. 81 would
like to crafty your wife, but a wo-
mans name won't do"
Then a thought occurred to him, and
he rpl0nfo6 SCI will fv 81 H., ro;5
Tell your wife it will be all right"
The next day the boat was named
the Vixen.
Il am going to put you in command
of her" said Nh. Roosevelt when he
announced the name, but he didn't.
The sun was over the fo'yard, and ev-
cry dc officer was licking his lips. The
squadron had been out for two DAYS at
target practice. and on that day the
chief officers Of the several ships had
been invited on board the flagship,
where they were to be entertained by
Theodore Roosevelt, assistant secreta-
ry of the navy. The guests and Mr..
Roosevelt talked about the feats Of
gunnery n speculated upon how such
and sucL a shot would have counted
had the target been a Spanish ship. All
save Mr.. Roosevelt had begun to weary
of this topic. They found it dry, and
conversation had begun to lag by the
time luncheon was announced. Men
who had been long on salt water were
conscious of something lacking in the
entertainment. For some time there
had been a clearing OF threats and sig
nifcant exchange OF glances. MI.
Roosevelt's eyes, following those of his
guests, caught the angle Of the sun to
the fo'yard.
"WfH you step into the cabin and
have some tea?" he said, with an ex-
preston which might be significant of
most anything, but which received but
one Interpretation by those Who felt
the salt spray in their threats. The
movement toward the cabin was spon-
taneous. There, in the center Of 9 great
table, rested a punch bowl Of magnif-
cent proportions filed nearly to the
brim with a liquid q shade deeper than
amber Of he richest hue. In its center
doated an island OF ice. Sprays of mint
were scattered at it's base n extend
ed their slender leaves over it's brim,
while pieces of lemon and other fruit
foated on the surface of the cool and
tempting flood. A generous ladle was
dipped into it's mysterious depths and
glasses were marshaled around.
The old commodore, with the color Of
the sun upon his face and the dryness
the desert in his throat, turned ca
gerly toward this oasis. He stirred the
ladle lovingly in the bowl, while others
gathered about him. He held his glass,
filled to the brim, between his eye and
the sunlight that came with a burning
glow through the cabin window, and
the clatter and clink Of glasses sounded
through the cabin as each officer filed
the occasion. With an air of con-
tentment and anticipated 10Y he
brought the glass to his lips. Then, as
all lifted their glasses to follow his ex-
a look of horror passed over his
race, his hand trembled, and the glass
almost fell to the table.
BE ID if it amt tear' he gasped.
Shortly after Mr.. Roosevelt entered
the White House a politician called
1pon him with reference to appoint
ments. After the preliminary express
SONS OF high esteem, ~unbounded admi-
ration and eternal loyalty the politi-
clan began to disclose his business.
Il want to speak to you about Mr..
who holds a small office down
in my DISTRICT
The politician didn't finish his SEN
"What!' exclaimed Roosevelt, inter
him. rs that Internal scoun-
1rel still in that place? l had some
knowledge of him when l was civil
commissioner"
The politician acknowledged that Mr..
Blank was still there and Their turned
he subject.