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Woodruff County news., 1902-06-19
HOW TO AVOID TROUBLE.

Now is the time to provide yourself and family with a bottle of Chamberlain's Colic, Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy, It is al most certain to be needed before the summer is over, and if pro cured now may save you trip to town in the night or in your busiest season. It is everywhere admitted to be the most success fui medicine in use for bowel complaints, both for children and adults. No family can afford to be without it. For sale by pr. J. B. Neal of McCrory and A. s. Thompson of DeView.
Woodruff County news., 1902-06-19
HOT WEATHER WEAKNESS.

If you feel Jagged out, listless and lacking in energy, you are perhaps suffering from the de- biliating effects of summer weather. These symptoms indi- cate that tonic is needed that will create a healthy appetite, make digestion perfect, regulate the bowels and impart natural activity to the liver. This, Her bine will do; it is a tonic, laxative and restorative. H. J. F'reegard, Prop, Grand View Hotel, Cheney Kan, writes: II have used Her bine for the last 12 years, and nothing on earth can beat it. It was recommended to me by Dr. Newton. Kan" soc at Dr. Meals
Woodruff County news., 1902-06-19
Go to Neal's for cutlery.

Go to Dr.Neal's for cutlery.
 Miss Jennie F'olsome, of Wynne was in town last Sunday.
 MT. J. c. McCrory made a business trip to Wynne Sunday.
 MT. and Mrs J. J. Thompson, of DeView. were in town last Mon day.
 T. M. Buster and Clay Gray of Riverside were in town last Saturday.
 Our friend. E. Woods, kindly aided us one dollars worth last Saturday.
 Miss Ricie Simmons and Miss Cora Phillips visited the News office last Monday.
 MT. Hailey and Rufe Conner attended the congressional con- vention this week.
 Dr. Neal always has com plete line of perfumeries, toilet soap and fancy stationery.
 Messrs. Ava Short and Fred Gullic, two worthy young gentle men of Augusta, were in town last Sunday.
 MT. Alva Short, of Augusta, and Miss Thompson, of DeView, were driving in town last Sunday afternoon.
 MT. Foster Freeman and Mir. Joe Vinson, two bright young men of Augusta, were in townlast Sunday. ;
 Hon. R. B. Macon of Helena, was in town last Sunday enroute to Wynne to be at the Congress sional Convention. Miss Mabel Stnrdivant in com pany with her friend, Miss Mamie Angelo of near Deview came up to see the News people last Monday.
Woodruff County news., 1902-06-19

Austin Lewis who has been at tending school at Jonesboro, re turned home last Sunday.
 Mr. J. D. Johnson will begin to build his residence on the land east of J. T, O'F'allon's place real soon and push the work through to completion.
 Miss Ruth Hailey accompanied her father to Wynne last Monday. She saw electric lights, livery horses and telephones. Ruth is a great little girl. What she doesn t see isnot there, that's all.
 Miss Mary McCrory left for Benton, Miss. Monday to pay her friend Mrs. Swazze known as Jennie Neal" a visit. Have you noticed a sad and forlorn individ- ual since her depature? Look around.
 Our friend c. M. Crossett came up last Tuesday made us a present of fine cotton bloom raised on the poor farm at De View and cultivated by one of Woodruff County's bestfarmers, MT. w. H. Wood.
 READ TIN HIS NEWSPAPER
 George Schaub, a well known German citizen of New Lebanon i Ohio, is a constant reader of the Dayton Volkszeitug. He knows that this paper aims to advertise only the best in its columns, and when he saw Chamberlain s Pain Balm advertised therein for lame back, he did not hesitate in buy ing a bottle of it for his wife who for eight weeks had suffer ed with the most terrible pains in her back and could get no re lief. He says: After using the Pain Balm for a few days my wife said to me, I feel as though born anew, and before using the entire contents of the bottle the unbearable pains had entirely vanished and she could again take up her household duties. , He is very thankful and hopes that all suffering likewise will hear of her wonderful recovery This valuable liniment is for sale by Dr. J. B. Neal of McCrory dnd A. $. Thompson of DeView
Woodruff County news., 1902-06-19

John Robinson, of Wiville came up after Mrs. H. H. Walker to go to Wiville to see her relative MT. Bowers who is reported as very sick.
 We were pleased to enter on our subscription list the names of 4 energetic darkies this week viz. Lot Davenport, Collie Jack son Sam Crew and Lee Jackson. Thank you.
 Miss Laura Avery, who has been attending St. Agnes School at Memphis during the past year, returned home last Satur- day. Miss Laura made an envia- ble record in her classes.
 Chas. Meehan of Cotton Plant, was in town last Sunday enroute to Wynne to attend the congress sional convention. Charles always follows the crowd, wherever political interest is manifested.
 TIP
 By Our Regular Correspondent
 Babe" Caudle was atDe View Sunday evening.
 Prof. J. M. Loveioy was in our town few days last week.
 At this writing our farmers are nee ding rain very much.
 Miss Minnie Chappell of near De Veiw was at church Sunday.
 We learn that Prof. Wilder will teach the summer school at Boards.
Woodruff County news., 1902-06-19
Old papers 25 cents a hundred.

Old papers 25 cents hundred.
 For Fire and Life Insurance, see KRAMER.
 Mir. w. E. Wilder visited River side last Sunday.
 < Mir. Patience, of Augusta, was in town last Friday.
 Second hand school books bought at the News office. MT Mace Wortham, of near Tip, was in town Saturday. Bob Staples spent few hours playihgwith some piein the News office last Friday.
 Miss Fannie Jonesleft last Fri ; day for Augusta to spend a few days visiting friends.
 Capt. Day, the pioneer com mission merchant of Memphis, was in town last Friday.
 Mrs, Powell and her friend Mrs. Tom Roberts visited the News office lastFriday afternoon.
 Miss Ella Morris, of Augusta, was visiting the family of John Phillips last Friday and Saturday. : Frank Powell came up and set some type for the News last Saturday. Frank doesn't waste much time.
 MT. Ed Bonner, the courteous cashier of the Woodruff county Bank, was in town distributing his smiles right and left.
 MT Louis Winfree, our eff cient county clerk, was visiting his b rother at Tip also friends at McCrory the latter part of last week.
 Miss Gertrude Marsh, who has been visiting the family of Col. A. J. Marsh, left for Wynne last Frid ay to visit Mrs. Sharp for few days.
 MT. Grover McCrory, who has been attending school at Batesvlle for the past scholastic year, re- turned home last Friday. Grover has done an excellent years work to the qualification of his numer- ons friends.
 Charles R. Brinneman, of Hunter and J. w. Wilder came up and paid the News pleasant wis it. They had just returned from Cotton Plant, where they went to the teachers institute. They re- ported a splendid meeting.
 One day last week, c. l.. Jones and his children went fishing on Cache River. The only unusual occurance during the day was the lack of bait and if it had not been for the deficiency of aforesaid and the same, Cache River would bevoid as for as fish is concerned. The entire family enjoyed the day very much.
 My little son had an attack of whooping cough and was threat efied with pneumonia; but for Chamberlain's Cough Remedy we would have had a serious time of it. It also saved him from several severe attacks of croup.-H. J. STRICKFADDEN, editor World Herald, Fair Haven, Wash. For sale by Dr. J. B. Neal of McCrory and A. s. Thompson of DeView.
Woodruff County news., 1902-06-19

Ernest stChaney spent a fewdays of last week in Cotton Plant, at tending the Teachers Institute.
 Misses Vivian aud Vera Bur rows, of De View, were visiting friends here Saturday and Sun day.
 Homer Veazey was at home Saturday. He informs us that he is going to work for MT. Wright at the saw mill.
 Most of our farmers have been taking advantage of the dry weather the past week by harves- ting their oats.
 R. B. Chappell, an excellentman of De View, handed us $ 100 tC apply to his subscription. Thank you MT. Chappell.
 E. W. Chaney and family visit ed relatives near De View Satur. day and Sunday and attended the Children's Day exercises there Sunday evening.
 Revs. Taylor and Barrentine spent the first of last week visit ing and preaching across the bayou. They reported pleasant time and plenty of mud.
 A number of McCrory's young men trespassed on our fish ing grounds Sunday. We suppose they had a gay time but we hac rather our fish were not caugh on Sunday.
 Our people are just this wa, X about our Children's Day eX ercises. Some would profit by following the exampleo of De VeiW The matter, we suppose, has no been settled yet, therefore wt cannot say just what time of th' day the services will be held. l Several of our young people started on flying trip for Do Veiw last Sunday evening. Blu while the team was going at thu rate of about sixty miles an hou1 or less, around a curve the vince of the wagon happened to rur over some object that was in thu way and part of the compan. immediately flew the track. AS result Miss Clara Beard haC her right arm broken, and Miss Emma Hatcher received some bruises, both being run over by the wagon. None of the others were hurt, but they appeared tt be somewhat frightened. Dr Morris was summoned and soor set the broken arm and the oth CTS were soon restored to theil wits.
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Woodruff County news., 1902-06-19

Luther Murphy, of Brinkley has beeu visiting friends in town this week.
 Marshal Thompson and Boyd Angus spent last Sunday in Wiville, Boyd had a date by mail and the way he told the sweet story of love would have made Cupid resign her place and seek employment elsewhere.
 Judging from Notices stuck around on our business houses, we conclude thatsomepeopl are not aware that McCrory has a Ne wspaper. Gentlemen, help the News when you can. We will ap- preciate it. We need your assis. tance.
 For biliousness use Chamber lain's Stomach & Liver Tablets. They cleanse the stomach and regulate the liver and bowels, eff fecting a quick and permanent cure. For sale by Dr. J. B. Neal of McCrory and A. $. Thompson of DeView.
 Elmo Carter and Walter Bish- op the Prides of Riverside were in town last Saturday. Elmo told us he went into his garden the other day and look ed at his radishes and found one three feet long. Some may be from Missouri, but Elmo can sight you if necessary.
 Miss Nadie Tay Tor, of Atkins Ark. in company with her cous- in Mrs. Perkins and children; Willie, Mamie and Virgie, paid the News office q pleasant visit last Saturday morning. Miss. Taylor kindly, subscribed for the peoples popular paper. She at one time lived in Woodruff County and the News is like re- cciving a letter from home once week. Miss Taylor left last Sat urday for Tupelo to visit the fam ily of Mrs. Cole.
 Emmett Smith, George Smith, Bob Smith, c. Sturdivant, Wal ter Marlborough, Dave Burkett. and Will Grimes took day of and made things warm for the fish in Cham ber's Lake. snakes were plentiful, but the famous Richland snake remedy saved nearly all theirlives. They enjoyed themselves to the uttermoSt and had it not been for the evaporation of the "Richland, "they might still be encamped on the shady side of the lake enjoying the nat ural scenery. They had fish every meal and report a splendid time.
 There is young man our town a number one clerk too, who was at one time passing through Alabamain company with adrum
 mer. One day as they were sit ting in the vestibule and discuss ing religion and politics, they passed through some cotton fields and this young man, who was reared on the sunkissed hills ot our dear south, land remarked to the drummer. "Well, they raise an immense amount of beans in this country, don t they? The drummer only reply was aregu. lar side splitting laugh. Ask MT, Wherry, he can sight any man from Missouri.
Woodruff County news., 1902-06-19
FOURTH OF JULY E<.CURSION

The Choctaw Route will SC. tickets on the 3d and 4th of July with return limit July Eth 1902 One Fare for the Round trip to all points within POO miles of sell ing station. Tickets to Mem phis will cost 50 cents extra.
 For other information, see
 W. L. ANGUS, ACT.
Woodruff County news., 1902-06-19

Austin Lewis who has been at tending school at Jonesboro, re turned home last Sunday.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1902-01-30

Mr.. Isaac Brock, of McLennan county,
Tex, has attained the great age OF Ill
years, having been born in 1888. He
is an ardent friend to Peruna and
speaks of it in the following terms:
'During my long life have known
great many remedies for coughs,
colds, catarrh and diarrhoea. had
always supposed these affections to be
different diseases, but | have learned
from DR.. Hartman's books that these
affections are the same and are prop
erly called catarrh.
Gas for DR.. Hartmans remedy, Pc
runa, I have found it to be the best, if
not the only reliable remedy for these
affections.
"Peruna has been my standby
for many years, and attribute my
good health and my extreme age
to this remedy. 1t exactly meets
all my requirements"
~ have come to rely upon it almost
entirely for the many little things for
which need medicine. believe it to
be especially valuable to old people"
Isaac Brock.
Catarrh is the greatest enemy Of old
age. A person entirely free from ca
tarrh is sure to live to hale and hearty
old age. free book on catarrh sent
by The Peruna Medicine Co., Colun-
bus, O..
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1902-01-30
OUT Of DEATHS JAWS
THRILLING RESCUE OF A UTICA
WOMAN.
The story OF tho Event as Told by Mrs
Tucker-A Horrible Experience
with Happy Ending.

How Mrs. Anna NJ. Tucker, of 352
Kossuth avenue, Utica, N. Y, was
saved from horrible fate when death g
jaws were almost closing upon her is
told in the following statement made
by her to a reporter.
at was soon after the birth of my
little boy" she said. "Three different
doctors had done their best for me, but
they all failed to do me any good. My
case seemed to be a combination of
nervous and stomach troubles. | had
fainting spells, my food did not digest
and caused me great distress. My head
felt very badly and at times was de-
lirious. l lost in weight from 1870 to
50 pounds, had no color, my feet and
hands were cold and my limbs had a
prickly sensation as though asleep.
was not refreshed by sleep although
slept heavily. l learned of DR.. Will
liams' Pink Pills from II published case
similar to mine that had been cured by
the pills. took three or four boxes
before | was certain that l was being
benefited, but continued their use until
l was entirely cured.
81 am glad to recommend DIR. Will
liams' Pink Pills for Pale People for
they are the medicine that saved my
life. do not believe that ordinary
medicine could have cured me-"
Although Mrs. fuckers was severe
case, DR.. Williams Pink Pills cured
her. Lesser troubles yield even more
readily to the potent action of this mar
velous medicine. Not only will these
pills cure cases similar to Mrs. Tuck
er's, but they have been proven to be
an unfailing specific for such diseases
as locomotor ataxia, partial paralysis,
st. Vitus' Dance, sciatica, neuralgia,
rheumatism, nervous headache, after
effects OF grip, of fevers and of other
acute diseases, palpitation of the
heart, pale and sallow complications
and all forms of weakness either in
male or female. DR.. Williams Pink
Pills for Pale People are sold by all
dealers, or will be sent postpaid on re-
ceipt of price, fifty cents Il box, or six
boxes for two dollars and a half (they
are never sold in bulk or by the hun
dred by addressing DR.. Williams
Medicine Co., Schenectady N. Y.
They act directly on the blood and
nerves. Avoid limitations; substitutes
never cured anybody.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1902-01-30
DEAFNESS CANNOT BE CURED

By local applications, rs they cannot reach the
diseased portion OF the ear. There is only one
way TO cure deafness, and that is by coistitu.
tonRl remedies. Deafness is caused by al in
famed condition of the mucous lining of tho
Enstachian Tube. When this tube gets In.
famed you have rumbling sound or imper-
feet hearing, and when 1t 10 entirely closed
deafness is the result, and unless the inflamma-
ton can be taken out and this tube restored to
its normal condition, hearing will be destroyed
forever; nine cases ont OF ten caused by
catarrh, " hich is nothing but All in1amed
cOnditio OF the mucous surfaces.
Wewill give One Hundred Dollars for any
case of Deafness Caused by oatarrh) that can
not be cured by Halls Catarrh Cure. Send for
circulars, free.
F.. J. CHENEY & CO.. Toledo, O.
Sold by Druggists, 75c
Halls Family Pills are the best.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1902-01-30
A Woman's Mercy Fad.

Boston woman will agitate for a
law prohibiting the boiling or roasting
of chestnuts, on the ground that it in
wolves painful death of worms "whose
right to life, liberty and the pursuit of
happiness is no less than that of the
most highly lowered man. New
York Tribune.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1902-01-30
Electric Road TO Nj. Blanc.

During the past summer an electric
railroad was completed to the foot of
Mount Blanc at Chamounix, which
makes it possible to reach that place
from Geneva in three and three quarters
hours. But recently the journey was
by diligence and took the greater part
of day.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1902-01-30
Making the Punishment Fit Crime.

Mrs. Boreum( Observation-Disclosures,
l cannot make Willie mind.
Mr.. Boreum (sternly)-Willie. do as
your mother wishes or | will make you
go and sit in cozy corner. Brook
Ign Eagle.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1902-01-30

"What mixes the actor criticise you
SO severely?
"My dear sir" answered Storming-
ton Barnes, che hopes to make people
say it is professional jealousy, thereby
conveying the impression that he is in
my class. "-Washington Star.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1902-01-30
Vigorous but Futile,

Wealthy Patient-What is your bill
for amputating my leg?
Eminent Surgeon-Three hundred
dollars, sir.
Wealthy Patient (tilling ont a check
that's worthy effort, doctor, but it
will never restore the leg to its normal
length-Chicago Tribune.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1902-01-30
A Great Orchard Man.

I'm 1875 Fred Wellhouse, the Kansas
"apple king" was wage Garner. He
knew a great deal about orchards, how
ever, and began on small scale to
raise fruit. Now he has l,240 acres
OF orchards, and his apple crop this
year is 60, 900 bushels.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1902-01-30
All Planned.

Teacher-An island is a body o
land entirely surrounded by water
Take Cuba, for instance.
Tommy-My pa says that's what We
are going to do before we get through
Boston Herald.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1902-01-30
Sideshow Gossip.

"What's he been up to now?"
"Sent specimen of his writing,
done with his toes, to a woman who
makes u business of reading character
from hand writing. But she was cute,
too. She wrote backthat he must be
left handed. "-Philadelphia Bulletin.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1902-01-30
Never Heard Of L.

Amazed and Delighted Foreigner (his
first view of Niagara Falls)-Why ees
ices so far from Buffeelo?
Native-Great Scott, mister! How
could we move it any closer to Buffalo?
Foreigner How? Ees eet not a
part of zee Pan-American Expozee-
heeon?-Chicago Tribune.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1902-01-30
food Luxuries for Soldifs.

All European armies have certain
extras weekly in the way of food.
Sugar is given in England and France,
two gallons of beer in Russia, half a
gallon of wine in Italy, three pounds of
fish in Spain, and five ounces of butter
in Belgium.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1902-01-30
A Wee Qrop.

Sandy-And will We tax drap O.
whisky afore you you gang hame?
Tammas-Ah, weel just wee drap-
pie.
Sandy-Then say when, laddie.
Tammas-Nay, mon, the glass will
say when.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1902-01-30
A THOROUGHBRED.

Shells it true that when you pro-
posed to me you didn't know whether
vas worth penny?
He-Absolutely. But | always was
willing to take chances - Detroit Free
Press.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1902-01-30
Providing Himself With Business.

"You run your automobile very fast
through the Streets" said the friend
to the doctor.
eyes" replied the man OF pills and
bills, "I'm always in hurry to get
there; and, besides, when times are a
little dull can pick up few cases on
the way. "-Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1902-01-30
An Inspiration.

O'Hoolahan-Will, the barn is paint
ed an DIN take thot money if it's all
the same to you.
Ottinger (surprised)-Why, you can't
have painted it so soon, Pat
O'Iioolahan (triumphantly)- Sure,
Oh hov, sir. Oh mixed the yellow paint
for the first coat wild the Crane for the
second, an Oi put both coats on to-
gether to save time Brooklyn Eagle.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1902-01-30
Then He Gets Noisy.

Mrs. Biggs-Your husband isn't
much for show. He always dresses
very quietly.
Mrs. Diggs-EIuh! You ought to hear
him sometimes when his collar button
rolls under the dresser .-Chicago Daily
News.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1902-01-30
The Clouds OF Doubt.

ole has told me that he loved me, !"
said the fair girl, "but l don't know
whether to marry him or not"
81 am sure he does his best to tell
the truth. But, you see, he works in
the weather bureau ashington Star
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1902-01-30

"Our college colors are pink and
gold," said Miss Frocks.
"Our college colors were black and
blue when | was initiated into the
secret societies." added her brother
Detroit Free Press.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1902-01-30
Didn't Keep Count.

GLOW many times did you vote in
the election?"
"Marse Tom," was the reply, "ain't
you knowed me long huff ter know dat
l don't know nuttin' bout 'rithmetic?"
Atlanta Constitution.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1902-01-30
Matched.

Mr.. Drinker-I want blue necktie
to match my eyes.
Salesman-l'm sorry, sir, but we are
lust out of blue ties; but can sell you
one to match your nose"
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1902-01-30
A Cinch.

The Boss-No must have a married
man for this position.
Applicant-Just keep it open for an
hour. It's easier to get married than
it is to get job.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1902-01-30
Useless Friends.

Tom-I'm broke and | want some
money.
Dick-Why don't you write to some
of your friends?
Tom-That's the trouble. I've got
too many friends. l wish l knew a
stranger.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1902-01-30
Lies Little Frictions,

"Are you getting ready for winter"
"Oh, yes; wee had our last scrap
with the ice man and have begun to
quarrel with the coal man. "-Detroit
Free Press.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1902-01-30
The LANGUAGE.

Floor Walker-Do you wish to look
at some suitings and some trouserings?
De Jones-No; l want to see some
eollarings and cuttings.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1902-01-30
His Real Reason.

Biffkins-I tell you hate to think
OF my wife going away on a vacation.
Bilkins-I dare say you will be lone
ly, old man.
Biffkins-It isn't that, but she
always moved our lawn.-Boston Post
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1902-01-30
Changing . Camel Path.

The camel path which for centuries
has formed the only connection be-
tween Jersusalem and Nablus (Sy-
ehem) has at last been made into a
carriage road nearly twenty feet wide.