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Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1902-11-30
M F0f BACHELORS.
,n,.r REPORTER TELLS now
TO noan BABIES.
RE INJUSTICE OF HISTORY.
.,,al1y rs Applied to the Case
Of SIR. job" ho'fe' Worthy Nan
abo cor unrrica-w. q. Eowcns
"a ,nc IIorsc Show.

-ps-r is rcoa old man up In Louisa
-.,,,,.-a hdebound Democrat. who loves
...5-s better than 4 cat loves cream
-. srea.s that he has worn grooves in
..s t,sz through holding generation after
.,~o-a,ton 81 babies. lie says that the
,.r- ae gets the moro he loves them
,rrs "a thcy. are somebody else,s. Now
~ 5Eeyc0t, though. when it comes to
,ras-srae In a sort OF professor emeri-
ms mys.,f in the kindergarten business.
mai reoc nay buttons If / could ever
sind ANY nrats but my own. OF course.
rs Frsal To say. but the truth IS always
l-4ta} In long ana cneckered career.
1ga l9.d more lies than Anantas ever did,
md sd. on account of other folks chill
drsa-1a.larcn that bored me 10 death and
raw rra rae ltse;s worse than a woman
n.saea,irg chewing gum. And the worst
a III! is that when new bables-I
rs tn objective new to indicate that
2rry gelatnous class who have alb
.as 10 control over t!seir salivary
ssads- arc presented 10 me for inspec-
don criticism, ind my tongue para
g25 ordinarily my powers OF mendacity
arc ectly under control. But not SC
n ias matter of infants whose extreme
g9eth invariably suggests recently paid
prs CAMS lin amounting to forty doll
iars 81 uore-ncver less. This class stuns
M nave TO DO the hardest kind of
.faE.Gss . make the proper comments
o. sE.h nfanti,c exhibits-indeed il is an
nsa lai strain 10 pull through such
II all LADIES were alike 1 could
fa liked formula, just as one Dis
..s- the weather. but the pesliy Lttl=
ctraa7 God save the mark-are SAID 10
IL as different from one another as chalk
Is fc-a cheese. And therein lies the diff
cug-. GU must seize on some pro1rl-
neat featEre in the baby's face-as if any
heg ever did have any prominent fea-
tggas,-aEd on tkat you've sci TO harp and
Is &C. And when you do it YOU know YOU
are q hEpgcr.Gcal' scoundrcl and Your
yer1 words mock You as they drop from
yaar mouth. It's a magnificent child
say. and almost before you utter the
son eace. you see the words. Liar, liar.
lar. written on every OBJECT within your
vision.
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HUNTING NOTES

HUNTING NOTES.
a Good deal Of wild game in King
George has already been killed and sent
or taken to Washington and elsewhere
nv persons who have Spent the past two
weeks with friends here. Hunting parties
and dogs from some Of the large cities
lave been very much in evidence IN TINS
60 nj nearly cv"'v 'av since .:'arsiii?e
s,:.s,;., oreI,eti III the 18th instant and it IS
said that in some parts Of the county
he. supply of game will be exhausted
before the citizens conclude their pressing
fall worl: and have time to indulge In
hurting.
.rhe ,.:1e presence CT fu!!-grown ia -
in the neisLborllccd OF 1go. several miles
f-rrn here. is attracting a Srea. d7'l Of
attention, and where the c.-:~1i came
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1902-11-30

IlS1IOTfO because Very NDt!iS odbSS.
when they first begin TO crawl. are par
tcularly prone to seeking this article OF
diet The North American Indians man
age their papooses in pretty much the
same way that l have outlined. and |
have always heard that these aboriginal
tfarts are particularly plots and sa Mt
ly 1t is earnestly 10 be hoped that some
one who has a baby or so to spare-some
one with twins or triplcts, let US saw III
try the experiment suggested and report
how it works.
The jamestown Professionalism WHAT
exer its proper name is--which IS
to be held In 1907 to commemorate the
landing OF tie first English colonists
and q whole lot OF other things about
which my historical information is very
shaty. promises to be grand AFFAIR.
And considering the remote date hNeo
for the beginning OF the splendid expo
sition we ought all TO Fe able to save
ND the price of admission between now
and the time The gates are opened. Some
months ago I heard the whole matter
eroquently and ably discussed in speeches
BY prominent gentlemen Trt n Nor
folk. Portsmouth. Hampton. and New
port News Incidentally. many names
for the exposition were offered in & ten
tatjye sort OF way. bat While all CT
them we're good they were as long ara
as hard to manage as q clothes-llne. OF
pronouncing them one felt guilty OF gong
through a process strangely akin TO
etecting a tape-,ire or bolt OF ribbon
from his mouth. The suggestion which
most pleas ed me at The time was one
which som, now or other worhed In the
name of Ioocahontas. 1t was minated,
in a delicate Diplomatic sort Of wa.
that this btsidss being picturesquely
suggestive would be a sep to the ladies'
which urquestionabv is true. But 1rat
then ii daw1lcd upon me that if Focahon-
tas came in for any Qualification it was
equally fair and proper that her hus
band John Ro!fe. should likewise come
in for some mention in the head iines.
As q matter OF fact, that man Rolfe has
certainly been given the marble ncsr;
by historians. The worst thlng he ever
did fer l2ilnself was to marry Powha tans
daughter. II completely obl'ter"t"7
hinl-wipcd him off the slate. in fact.
Frc-2, that time he became. known as
ocahontas's husband that and no
thing more. Who. for instance. would
recognize the Indian lass if she were
spoken OF as Mrs. John Rolfe? Why.
Great Scott. il she were alluded to in
that way people would have to scurry
off TO their encyclopedias just as they
do now when they are preparing to go
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1902-11-30
Reflections Of :, Bachelor.

New York Pcess.)
Worry makes verylody tEin except fat
people who worry over their fatness
Il is an i'll wind that CO.'S not bow
drivers dust in the ewes of the man who
is trying to beat him;
The man who wouldn't be a fool over
he right woman doesn't deserve to have
he right won1a be fool over III n
ENGAGED people put on magnlfNihg
-1asses when they lock at each other,s
virtues The Gay they are married they
.a!Ie them off.
\ 2wo mans Imagination is so lively that
If her bore fcnt were in tub Of snow
She wou,d believe that handsome fur
ii ourd her neck was kee@ing her warm
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1902-11-30

DR.. O. Ellyson of Washington, Will
preach a special sermon. and Rev. Nor
man Luck. Of EseN, will deliver an I'd
dress TO the la~ge number o. Jun1c"s *
pecteG 10 attend to-morrow's services.
Great interest is manifested in the coming
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1902-11-30

limbs and shattered nerves There IS no limit to
its powers for evil not fibre Of the body is beyond
the reach of the dangerous acids and Polsons c1rcu-
lating in the blood; the valves OF the heart are
far more serio us. Rheumatism does not always
come on suddenly its growth is often gradual Lit
tie pains begin tgging at the muscles or wandering
from joint to joint as winter approaches, OF the
weather is unsettled and changeabe, but they IN
crease with each recurring attack, aud nothing is
more certain than that this insidlous disease VIII at
before YOU realize It Joints are swollen aud locked,
muscles contracted and stiff, and you are a chron1
never conquer this dsep-seated disease with extsrna
porary relief, nor by flooding. the system with =
down the digestion, while the disease is left to Purs
No remedy brings such prompt and lasting
which attacks the disease i'll the blood, 11eutralzes
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She told him that he must not stay.
And then. b cause the poor soul went
Would scarcely speak to him next day.
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II had my way-a fond hope aban-
l5re5 forever on the day I got married.
4 r-or''9 rnruire 31l bodies TO he '-e0t
T Iacrbato~s. or cold store sc. or down
= The cellar. unt:l they were ten years
)lI-Ieastwise all babies save those in
gach / have a proprietary interest. [
would draw the distinction between
mcum'' and '.tcum with a baseball
5at and more young lives would be
,aarrtable 10 my account than ever Ma
3elcon Bonaparte was held responsible
or.
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he told him he must never dare
To Kiss her and when he obeyed
he wept because he did not care.
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NEGROES AT NIGHT SCHOOLS

hey Won't Explain Their Motives.
rcr-Thank*sivinG Notes
Everybody Wants to Sec That
Dccr-Pcrsona1s.
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VII MUDDY CREEK

IT'S ECcENTEIC1T1Es WORRY KING
GEORGE AND STAFFORD FOLK.
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There IS another pojnt.asteo. on which l
aae .ssue with the Louisa p,1ilanthrc-
ns whose vicarious martyrdom nave
,arbad. ! don't believe in holding ba-
Nts n my i-nCcs and what is more inn
rgtgnt s;ll. the babes don't believe in it.
wEat they say-or rather yel-Sele-
r. e., eCcs. The proper way to man pu
-e IN infant is 10 grab him. her. or it,
1I5rr e arz7nts and le. him, her. or it
dar-lc. BY this process the baby can
uH lie 7 fishing worm and give full
t5 Is naccid neither limbs, which in
I'll If iaciP ent stages are very sensitive
aH3 strongly inclined 10 bow-leggcdness.
o-s should be very. very careful in the
treatment OF babys limbs. I know OF
uc rnfver parental DUTY. Think OF rear
i1r dar-hfer from cherub:c infancy to
81 81 bowjeEECdncEs, or Ct careicssly
nstarlorpaosir a chubby boy into a LAD
whose physical curvatures absolutely in
csragitate rim from catching pig in an
Wag babies love to dangle-of course
ths fu-uHe OF their legs never enters into
th1r CoHSiGeraticn-ts q question that
Ha-zl5s ne. orly know it is SO without
.a erstan3irg why. I know, too. that
il lha oGis9 man has Worn grooves in
LIS Greas from hol ling children I've got
zen my arms like a blacksm tbs from
d75.rl'rE them. II has often occurred 10
ne glat somebody ought TO invent some
anl=ra-Hs whereby babies could be hung
ca arGajally. in my m.nds eye have
a1zH p.ctule O. The kind Of mechanism
aes5ad. IT'S something like the bride
md halter for horse. You take the baby
1p wh5u he. she. or it begins 10 sQu;rn
his hcr, az its cradle. and after
faster1H" the harness under his, her. or
lis arEp.ts you hang the spurning lit
le MINT On a nail in the wall and
0.r lex it cargle. safe and high above
d. Even If yCu wish to go out you
c#r 7nye The precious little creature
sWrEs the-e with the confident assur-
a1.e har Il IS BEYOND the reach of fire,
HataH, o. carpet lacks. Carpet lacks are
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those be the strange ways OF mad
That male men. old before their time,
The mighty, weak; the brave afraid
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Louisville, KY, March ~, '02.
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The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1902-09-03

RAISED
TO MADISON. HEROES
Unwilling at the Courthouse A
Notable Gathering.
REBEL YELL GIVEN WlTHAWILL
It's. Garnett the Orator OF the Day, and
Congressman James Hay Also
Spoke-Refreshments Served
by Ladies in Aid Of Fund.
.REBELYELL GIVEN WITHAWILL
fsnacial DISPATCH to The Times.)

Especial Dispatch to The Ilmes.)
CULPEPER, VA. Sept. 2.-This, was
red letter day in the historic and usually
quiet life of Madison, the occasion being
the unwilling of the new and beautllul
Confederate monument erected to the
memory of Madison county's heroes in
gray. Even as day broke the crowds be1
gan to pour into town by carriages, four
in-hands and on horse and on foot, ana
until late hour in the morning all the
highways were made thick with CLOUDS
of dust by feet, hoofs and wheels.
The weather was of the ideal. autumn
season and the time the most convent
ent for the laborers, farmers and other
country folks, making the attendance
record breaker in the annals of Madison
THE MONUMENT.
The monument. which is made of Vir-
GINA granite, stands in the public square,
facing the courthouse and Is twenty
five feet high, with a base which is SIX
feet high, also Of Virginia granite. The
inscription on the monument facing east
is most appropriate and expressive, as
follows: PLANT the fair columns over
the vacant grave, A heros honor. let a
hero have
The monument which is surmounted
by the colossal figure of a. soldier at pa
rade rest, was then, at given slgnal.
unveiled to the admiring crowd by the
ropes which held the draDery being pulled
by little Virgie Lynch. granddaughter of
Governor James l.. kemper, and little
Elizabeth Thornton granddaughter of
Captain Morgan Strother.
At that moment all was still as death.
when suddenly from out the threats of
the thousands. went up a shout which
seemed to shake the very earth, for the
grand old rebel yell was again heard in
the land, and from the same Threats of
those who uttered it forty years ago.
when on the frozen march, around the
camp fire, or in victory or now defeat,
by Lee and Jackson's almost phantom
band.
Exactly at 8 o'clock Master of Ceremo-
MES John c. Utz called the vast con-
course to order and there was an appro-
pirate prayer by Rev. Z. W. Lewis, after
which Mr. T. S. Garrett was introduced
tc deliver the regular address. His speech
was on lines of patriotism and of the
want, privation and suffering so long en-
dured and without a murmur by the
monument was erected by loving hands
as the lasting symbol Of the heroism of
his sufferings
CONGRESSMAN HAY
Congressman James Hay made few
remarks in patriotic strain. and abiding
to the beautiful scene of little girls pull
ing away the drapery which covered the
monument. part of which was the bat
tle-scarred flag which was in the thick
est OF the fight, both at the first battle
of Manassas and Gettysburg.
Refreshments We're served on the
grounds by the ladies in aid of the mon
ument fund. The music was furnished by
the string band of Madison
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1902-09-03
PREAcHER's CHILDREN
Same as Others.

The wife of a prominent divine tried
the food cure with her little daughter.
She says Il feel sure that our expert
ence with Grape-Nuts food would be
useful TO many mothers. Our little
daughter. eight years old. was subject
I bowel trouble which we did not then
understand and which the doctors pre-
sc,Iptiops failed to cure.
Ne had been using different cereals
for breakfast and finally becoming dis
Outraged / said i will try an experi-
ment. Will discard all other cereals and
use only Grape Nuts for breakfast The
three children all like it better than any
thing else and are so fond of it that l
nardiy let them have all they want. In
a short time l could see an Improvement
IN the bowel trouble.
We began using Grapefruit five
months ago and now not only has the
bowe. trouble disappeared. but the child
mas grown 50 plump and well-in fact
was never so tieshy before-that all our
TRENDS notice and remark about it. We
think we have an ideal breakfast which
consists of whole wheat bread with but
ter. Postum Cereal Coffee and Grape
Nuts. This is all we care for and I
think it would be hard to find many
families so invariably healthy as is
our Name given by the Postum CO..
Battle Creek, Mich.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1902-09-03
WERE LITTLE LATE
But Stage Hands at Academy Had a
Good Time, Nevertheless.

The fact that the Richmond stage hands
behind time did not in the least detrac,
from the enjoyment of the occasion. for
the gathering upon the Academy stage
yesterday afternoon had as good a time
as it is possible for men to have The
men who work behind the scenes at the
Academy arraned that their celebration
should come off yesterday between the
hours of 4 and o'clock. and come off
it did In a manner that left nothing to
be desired.
Every member of the stage force of
boys who work in front" and the dram
attic writer's of the Richmond dailies. y
lot of the advance men of RobinsonS Cir
Gus was also present. Everything that
appeals to the inner man was provided
on the Academy stage, which for the
time being became a banquet hall.
The entertainment of yesterday was
the second given by the organized stage
workmen of Richmond. The men men who
handle the scenery and work up in the
fy- gallery do alot OF hard work of which
those in the audience have very little
idea. The stage forces of Richmond
have the reputation of being about as
clever workmen as you will find any
where. When they decide to take a hol-
day once in a while and turn the scene
of their laborS into a scene of feStivity
everybody wishes them the full enjoymen
OF the occasion. Such wishes were GER
tainly realized yesterday.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1902-09-03

Jr.. express entire confidence of proving
their clients entire innocence of the seri-
Gus charge against him.
Justice Crutchtield refused to admit the
nr,soner 10 bail and Judge Witt being
orr Of the city no motion for bail could
be made berfore him. This will be done
when the Judge returns
The husband testified yesterday and told
of finding Chalkley in his wifes room.
and of the fight that followed He said
that Cha,kley was a larger man than
himself and that he was unable to get
the better of him in the fight: The case
was set for Saturday. at which time II
is hoped that Mrs. Taylor Will be well
enough to appear and testify
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1902-09-03
NOBILITY COMING
Lord and Lady Lennox viii Attend the
Richmond Horse Show.


Lord and Lady Algernon Lenox, Of
Lenox Castle, England, will be guests
at the Richmond Horse-Show, and will
occupy the Lanshorne box.
The fact was made known yesterday
evening by the Horse-Show management
The two distinguished foreigners Will
he the guests of Mr.. and Mrs c. d
Langholne, at their beautiful country
home Greenwood. during the month Of
October and viii come to Richmond dur
in;; Horse Show week. when they will
be given the opportunity of noting the
manner in which Virginia raises hunt
ers.
Lady Lenox is one of the famous beau
ties of the world. and has been for
years great favorite at the Court Of
st. James She is a sister of the Ouch
ess of Warwick. Lady Brooke who is
also one of the beauties of the world.
Mrs Charles Dana Gibson, who was as
Miss Irene LanGhorne one Of the leading
society girls here. was a guest at the
Len0X Castle on her recent trip to Eng
land
The announcement Of the visit of Lord
and Lady Lenox to the Richmond
Horse-Show will make of the show one
of national importance. and the eyes of
American society will all be turned this
way.
All the boxes have been taken and
more than two hundred season tickets
have been engaged. The new building
will be completed by the 18th of this
month Manager c. w. Smith will reach
the city early next week and take active
charge of things
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1902-09-03
CONSERVATORY OF MUSIC
Session Begins on 18th of This Month
The Faculty.


The second session of the Richmond
Conservatory of Music begins on the
18th of the month. There is every pros
pect for an unusually bright year.
The faculty for the session 1S02-'O3 has
been chosen with great care. The list
of instructors includes the following
we'll known names:
Frank Eugene Cosby, director, piano,
Mandolin and Guitar G. A. Thilow.
business manager. violin and string in
struments Music furnished for all oc-
caslonS by Mr.. ThiloW'S orchestra Adj
dress care of Conservatory of Music.
AIRS. Jennie 1eamans. principal, elocu-
ton and physical culture. Mrs. Sally
Montgomery Brown. voice culture and
art or singing. a. j. LESS, cornet and
wind instruments. DR.. William James
Cowardin, flute. Mrs. A. G. Harding.
piano and sight singing. Miss Florence
Dansey Miss Lois Bass. Miss Roberta
PolIack, piano. G. w. Thilow, violon-
cello Walter B.. Sedwick, banjo. Mrs.
l.. Hart. preceptress. Go be suppled),
harmony and theory.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1902-09-03
DIR. RAY RESTORED
Prominent Methodist Minister Returns
in Fine Health.

Rev. DR. George II. Ray. Of Frank
most widely known preachers in the
Virginia conference and one of the most
prominent Masons in the State. has been
restored in health to his congregation
after an absence of several weeks on
account of sickness. He has not been
sick Tor lcrty-seven Years before, and
his trouble this time was articular and
muscular rheumatism. which has been of
several months duration. He has now,
however returned 10 work after several
weeks stay at Craig Healing Springs,
enurely restored, to the great delight
of his T1ock.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1902-09-03
GOING TO AMELIA
Confederate Veterans and Lambs to
Leave TO-Oay.

Nearly all the members of Lee and
Pickett camps will leave here at 9 O'Clock
this morning over the Southern Railway
for Amelia Courthouse. where they will
attend the reunion to be held at that
place.
MI. ". p. Nortleet. secretary of the
Amelia Monument Association and DIR.
Joseph w Southall have extended invi-
tatonS to the a. p. Hill Camp, of Pc
tersburg, and the w. H. Lee Camp of
LunenburS. General Stith Boiling Is COM
mander OF the former.
A large number Of the veterans of Lee
Camp. Soldiers Home. will also 20 to
Amelia, as we'll as some of the mem bers
OF the Lambs Club, OF Philadelphia
which organization is here on a pleasure
trip.
The following order has been issued by
the commandments of the two camps:
Il. l.. Lee Camp and George Z. Pickett
Camp. Confederate Veterans. will assem-
pie at the Southern Depot, Fourteenth
Street. south of Cary Street. in uniform,
at O'Clock a. NJ on Wednesday to at
tend the reunion OF the c. r. Irvine Camp
at Amelia Courthouse. They will be Joined
at Manchester by the A. p. Hill Camp
OF Petersburg. The Richmond and Pc
tersburS camp viii both carry bands of
music.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1902-09-03
happening Mr.. Cochran seemed perfectly

happening Mr. Cochran seemed perfectly
satisfied.
eat this point Mr.. Cochran wanted to
know who was driving, and when tod
that Mr. West was he asked to see him.
The converse ton between Mr.. West and
Mr. Cochran took place some little dis
lance away from where Mr.. Wyeth and
another gentleman were sitting, Nj
Wyeth having his back to them.
LAS to the difficulty which followed be-
tween Mr. West and Mr.. Cochran, MI.
Wyeth does not care to be publicly quot
ed. except that he thinks the attack was
an unwarranted one in view of the fact
that Mr. Cochran had seemed perfectly
satisfied with his explanation"