Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1902-03-06
Arrow Shots.

No man ever gets too old to enjoy
bouncing a rubber ball.
Men are like dogs, they will crowd
around a fight between two men as
closely as dogs crowd around a dog
tight.
When a man goes to a strange town
carrying a suit in a dressing suit case
we begin to have some doubts about
him.
Don't tell a man, "You are getting
gray" No man likes to be told.
Whenever the women folks have a
party you will see nothing of the men
till it comes to going around to cor
rect a few invitations that were mis-
sent.
TO prove that ~loafers are a nuisance
we call attention to the fact that no
business house that allows loafers ever
prospers.
We can forgive anybody who works,
almost anything.
Nothing is as hard to overcome as
TO get the reputation that you are a
thinker.
We know of nothing as ugly as a
nude man.
When a man tells us that he would
rather dc us a favor than anybody he
knows and yet refuses to do it we re-
fuse to be jollied and know he is ly-
ing.
Even a woman likes a table better
If there are a lot of things to eat and
not so many decorations.
Some days a man a do nothing
but just listen.
There is one thing We all agree on
and that is we have to do a great
many things we do not like.
A chatting dish never bothers except
when there is company.
Nothing eyer comes that we really
want when we watch the mails too
closely.
Our idea of people who have a good
SINE is a crowd of young folks going
20 a neighboring town to give an am
ateur show.
We believe the habit of telling stor-
les and going into details runs in fam
lilies.
The bedbug has no pedigree but he
is often full blooded.
Some people are like clocks-they
are always going and never get any
where.
The admirals of the American navy
are retiring from the service in a sort
of Santiago possession.
Be sure you have the proper bait
when you fish for compliments.
Gen. Miles was thrown out of a cut
ter at Washington recently. He
should continue to do his sleighing
on horseback.
While the Beers are said to be suing
for peace it is known that the British
authorities are trying to avoid anoth-
er draft.
AS a man and his wife were passing
a school a flying SNOWFALL hit the wife
Of his bosom in the neck. He was en-
ragged, and Justly, and turning to the
school boys, shaking his fist in anger,
he cried: .'It's lucky for you, you
rascal, that you didn't hit me-"
Those who read the press reports
proceedings of the United States SEN
ate have no doubt that money talks.
The worst feature Of the egg famine
is that it also means, Of necessity, a
chicken famine.
A cobbler is very much like a min
lister of the gospel in as much as he is
q member of sOles.
If the combination of the railroad
and steamship lines shall continue at
the present rate, a system pass will
soon be good for a trip around the
world.
Notwithstanding their cramped con-
dition the Younger Brothers are not
to be permitted to go outsidu the state
of Minnesota in quest of exercise.
Senator Tillman may not be a drink
ing man but he seems to be on the
floor most of the time.
Senator Clark intends to introduce
American labor in his copper mines in
Siberia. 1t is to be hoped that the
introduction will be different from
that adopted by the Russian govern
ment.
Gen. DeWet, the Boer commander.
has lost all his heavy guns and will
now be able to show what kind OF
lighting he can do in the light weight
class.