New-York tribune., 1902-01-03
THE TALK OF THE DAY

The statement was made the other dav in Tho
Tribune that. in spite of his advancing var.
Colonel Henry Watterson. Of Louisville gets ~ h,s
| once every morning at o'clock which neceSsi-
.aees very early rising. as he lives twenty miles
| from Louisville and drives TO his office behIpd =
spirited pair Of Kentucky mares This has oIto,..
lrom correspondent the following: The tnfor
nation here given should have come under a ~
rlcuoh heading. Marse Henrys' office hours arc
| more nearly - 70 every other Wednesda,. o.,
on the PIKE. with the reins over n pair of snir,Ad
mares. God save the other vehcIesr'
! CassidynWhy don't ye ate yer dinner?
| CaseyIShure this is Froiday. an Dim wondertn.
Casey.Is turtle SOUP fish 'Vrn Whn it's mad. 49,. =.
Neal?-(Philadelphia Press. ' o"'
The dispersal of the religious orders in Paris has
been followed by the appearance of a large nurba
OF religious books In the boxes of the dealers an
the Quai dOrsay. Here they iostIe with Voltotra
under the shadow of his statue and with dt,t,a -
the cafe concert" These books principaIIv COVE
from the Carmeiites library. In the Rue de Vaugi
rard Whlch was dispersed two months ago when
the order turned it's back upon France ar the h,a
dlng OF an inhospitablc law Some Of the hooks
are very old dating back two or three burdraa
years The signatures of their pious owners are
pale and rusty on pages that have turned veuoy,
with age.
Bsfon,T9u % say & he swore over the telephone?
got a telephone In the place i' '' i"Sh
NO that's Just 1t; they took IT out. That's what
made him swear.'-(YOnkers Statesman ~
IT tell you says Kansas hoy who b.. h.,
serving in the Philippines. there is no conp,r,
Ike America when one has been In an unciylzed
country FOR two years and a half and then plungAs
right into New-fork City. I don't believe in hol.
lering and yelling the way the majority of soldiar
DO but when was sailing up New-York Harbor
and passed tho Statue of Liberty threw nv bat
in the air and yelled until I was hoarse"
Grandma-Now. Willie what are they gain, -
40 WITH you when you grow up? What = Your am
Little Willie quitting down his "Deadwood Dick,,,
-. Z q hte 10 nave people tremble like aspen leaves
ter. 'N' hesls-
The following advertisement recently appearsd g.,
a London paper: "Milk.-If the individual who
stole the milk off my doorstep this morning win ho
good enough to knock at the door on the occasion
OF his next professional visit I'll give hin, a 6r.r
OF rum TO put in IL, Milk taken neat on cold rnorr
ings and an empty stomach is likely 10 inture the
Internal economy of outdoor workers-Address
ETC.
Friend lover the wine after dlnner)-Your wife ,s
teia certainly brilliantly handsome woman should
Hrs Host (confdentiaily9-To tell you the trpth
possibly take the least ee fsne snat "a
-(Tit- Bits. amy 'o'
The English Government has given permission 70
the London Pioneer Mission to extend its vorr a.
far Wady Haifa. The Southern soudan. IN tha
''~'H''' VI "'''N' '"at TO- iioh Assoudn to Fa-
shoda-is already open TO new workers In c,sa e.
mission should receive any. Two American mis-
sionaries have arrived in the neghborhood ~ r..
shoda 10 begin work there. The two missionaries
OF the English Church Mission at Khartoup, Az.
allowed to visit the people, and one of then, who
is physician. may treat their ailments. hu, tha,,
must not hold divine service. They will 20 south
when the prohibition has been withdrawn wbfIa
the Soudan Pioneer Mission intends TO go west 70
Kordofan and Darfoor
Harkins-A woman always takes off few years
when she gives her age. ''"'S
Barker-That may be- but she makes IN for IL ~.
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