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Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1902-10-07
Attention Co. @, Bryan Light Guards.

In view Of the fact that Co. G
will take part in the fair parade
Tuesday, Oct. l4th and events Of
October 18th, all Of the members
are requested 70 meet at ArmOry
Wednesday night at s o'clock to
make necessary arrangements. All
members will attend in full khaki
uniform and bring al equipments.
All employers, whose employees
are members of the company are
respectfully requested to allow
their men TO attend.
Geo. w. Winter, Captain
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1902-10-07
slrILe on lhe VIC non...

New York. Oct Whether the new
carvings IN the white House 10 Wash
lngt0u shall be made boy hand or ma
chinory ho led 20 a strike here A
firm iu this city received the contract
for much of the woodwork 90 Doe used
IN the remodclling OF the white House
now in progress IN the carvings. both
men ana machines are used. The men
for the better grades OF work. Mem.
beers % the Wood Carvers' and Mould
,rs union say the firm is going 10 turn
out the bulk Of the White House carv.
ing by machine. and resolved To
strike An appeal viii be made to The
president.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1902-10-07

Louisville. oct. G.-Twenty thousand
persons gathered In the vicinity Of the
cathodralfof the Assumption here sun
day afternoon 10 witness a parade COM
posed OF Ave thousand Catholics In hon
or OF The aml days celebration Of the
golden jubilee OF the RI Rev VIM.
McCloskoy. bishop OF the diocese OF
Louisville. The procession was re-
viewed by the clergymen OF Louisville
and a number Of city officials. Cele.
bratlon will last three days.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1902-10-07

Chicago. oct G-The seventeenth
national oncampment o, iAe Union
Veteran legion viii Doe held In Ch.oa.
20 this week. 40 he sherman House
the headquarters OF the legion has
been opened by Gen. J. Edwin Browne.
national commander and .lG
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1902-10-07
Attempt 20 Lynch Pail.

Llncolnton, ~ c.. Oct "a mol
OF men Sunday afternoon gained ad
mittance TO the jail here and attempted
20 secure Calvin Elliott. a negro
charged with having criminally as
saulted a white woman near this place
but failed 10 batter down the doors "a
the cell in which Elliott was confined
Troops will protect the prisoner.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1902-10-07
This is For You.

Bryan must take care Of the
people who visit the fair. 70 DO
this every citizen must do his du.
ty. ] want every householder in
Bryan TO report TO me az once, or
to Malcolm Carnes Of the Eagle, or
] NJ. Hare at Norwood's, the mum.
Der they can lodge, or furnish both
lodging and meals during the fair,
and the price per day. Also the
price Of single meals, and Of rooms
for one night. A.. J Buchanan.
265 Cham. Public Comfort Com.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1902-10-07

Now York. Oct G.-Forccd To aban.
don all literary work during the sum
mer because OF continued Illness. DR.
Cyrus Townsend Brady, the author,
has undergone an operation az his
home in this city. The surgeons who
did not diseiufe the nature OF the
operation announced that II was q
complete success.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1902-10-07
SATURDAY. OCT. !, 1902.
OBITUARIES AND RESOLUTIONS.

Matter OF this class which Il DOT stri1 t'y news
matter Ia character Whether sent b l0ogfs, ts-
sociat ons, or individuals, IA charged Tor at two
cents a iire. News nat or regarding deaths Is
not charged for and u solicited.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1902-10-07

slist, might well call his exhibi.
ton a school for the mounted iol-
der. Buffalo Bill is announced
to visit here on Oct. 18th.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1902-10-07
FOR COMMISSIONER
We are authorized 10 announce
II. j. Deems

AZ a candidate for reelection 10 tho
office of county commissioner Of
Bryan precinct No. 4, Brazos county,
At the ensuing November election.
The Jennings daily record. [volume] (Jennings, La.) 1900-1903, 1902-04-19
SOME WONDERFUL CROPS IN
WESTERN CANADA.

The Territorial Government Reports
Show Results Beyond Belief.
Regina, Assiniboia, Canada. January
1Oth.-At the Agricultural Statistics
Branch of the Department of Agricul-
ture for me Territories, reports are
now being received from grain thresh-
ers throughout the Territories, for
statistical purposes. The reports are
somewhat delayed this year, owing to
the extensive crop and the delay in
getting it threShed. The Department
of Agriculture is leading the way in a
new departure, with regard to the
collection Of crop statistics. In the
older provinces, crop estimates are
based entirely on the opinion of per,
sons interested in the grain business
who ought to be, and no doubt are.
we'll posted upon the probable yields.
Still the reports are simply a matter
Of opinion, in which a mistake may
easily be made. The Territorial De-
partment, however, has adopted the
system OF returns of crops actually
threshed. upon which to base their
reports. The accuracy Of the reports
cannot, therefore, be gainsaid. for
they represent a compilation of actual
threshing results. In this connection.
it might be mentioned that the Der
partment is organizing system Of
growing crop returns, which will be in
operation next summer. The infor-
nation thus obtained, with estimated
acreage, will be available for business
men, banks, railway companies, and
other interests which have to discount
the future in making provision for the
conduct of their business.
The crop reports already to hand
show some remarkable cases of alb
normal development. In the Regina
district, many returns are given OF
crops of wheat running from 40 to 40
bushels to the acre.
J. A. Smell, OF YOrlton, threshed
% goo bushels OF oats from $50 acres
an average OF 60 bushels per acre for a
large acreage.
w. K. ..,otherwelI, Of Abernethy
threshed 1850 bushels of wheat from
els per acre.
In the Edmonton district, T. T
Hutchings threshed TBS bushels Of
wheat from ten-acre plot, al average
of nearly 70 bushels per acre.
S. Norman threshed $3.50 bushels OF
oats from 60 acres of land. an average
of 116 bushels per acre.
The publication of the actual yields
or grain threshed will likely open the
eyes of the people to the great capabil-
tiles Of the Western Canadian prairies
The Jennings daily record. [volume] (Jennings, La.) 1900-1903, 1902-04-19
The
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the best insurance at very small cost. The
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A few doses of Vogeler's, when dyspepsia,
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A free sample bottle will be sent on appli-
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Ltd, Baltimore, Md.
Sold by all druggists.
The Jennings daily record. [volume] (Jennings, La.) 1900-1903, 1902-04-19
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The Jennings daily record. [volume] (Jennings, La.) 1900-1903, 1902-04-19
InkinIl.

Timkins-I'd get married if 1 could
find a sensible girl
Simkins-I know a nice girl but l
don't Chink she wants TO marry. At
least she refused me.
Timkins-By George, she must be a
sensible girl. Introduce me, will you?
The Jennings daily record. [volume] (Jennings, La.) 1900-1903, 1902-04-19

IF Prince Eugene is really willing to
give UP his right Of succession to the
throne of Sweden in order to marry,
an American girl, and if Gene really.
loves her as she no doubt deserves,
Gene is almost good enough for Am
ericap citizenship
The Jennings daily record. [volume] (Jennings, La.) 1900-1903, 1902-04-19

Glow is your daughter Edith, Mrs.
Lakeside?"
She is well and happy. You know
she is to be married on the GOTH
Indeed. And how is your other
daughter, Florence?"
She is also well and happy. You
know she got her divorce on the 10th"
The Jennings daily record. [volume] (Jennings, La.) 1900-1903, 1902-04-19
As Ho Was Caught.

Then" said Longbean concluding a
very "fshy" story. 1.-The capture of
both the panthers was easy. How do
you suppose l caught them?"
ct suppose in the same way that
liars are usually caught"
"Er-how's that?"
"By their tales"
The Jennings daily record. [volume] (Jennings, La.) 1900-1903, 1902-04-19

The Philadelphia Times notes as one
of the queer things that law officers
are at work in that city looking for
children to go to school under the COM
pulsory education act, when there is
not room enough for the children who
try to get into the schools of their own
vOlitiOn ...-..
The Jennings daily record. [volume] (Jennings, La.) 1900-1903, 1902-04-19

Avalanches are SO common in Swift
zerland that devices are now being
made to control them. The Swiss form
earthworks or entertainments which
are pointed in such fashion that
avalanches coming in contact with
them are split and SO driven aside.
The Jennings daily record. [volume] (Jennings, La.) 1900-1903, 1902-04-19
Handicapped by a Name.

81 see that Percival J. Mcintosh, the
Amalgamated leader. is now worth
S6,O0O,000 and yet he started in life
with serious handicap"
What was that?"
''He was just an Office boy"
'He had a worse handicap than
that"
What was it?''
Folks must have called him Percy"
The Jennings daily record. [volume] (Jennings, La.) 1900-1903, 1902-04-19
From Boston.

"There," exclaimed the kind old
gentleman who had given the 6-year-
old Boston girl cent. what do you
say for that"
Permit me-" she replied with sar
casm, "to express my sincere gratitude
for your most munificent gift. l shall
buy the latest edition de luxe of
Shakespeare's works with it to add to
my library
The Jennings daily record. [volume] (Jennings, La.) 1900-1903, 1902-04-19
Downing an Orntor.

"Our early parents were vegetari
ans" said the speaker. "They sub
sisted entirely on vegetables and nuts.
and fruits."S
The fat man with the double chin
stirred uneasily.
Well" he said, 81 guess we'd all
be a good deal better Off if they had
substituted a juicy beefsteak for that
consumed apple"
The Jennings daily record. [volume] (Jennings, La.) 1900-1903, 1902-04-19
Utter Irreverence.

Remember" said the man of ideals,
that George Washington succeeded
brilliantly. And he never told lie"
well" said Senator Sorghum, re-
flectively, maybe he never told a lie.
And then, again, maybe that is one OF
these stories a man circulates now and
then in order to make a good impress
sion among his constituents"
The Jennings daily record. [volume] (Jennings, La.) 1900-1903, 1902-04-19
Deferential.

'I-I have come toto ask for your
daughters hand.' stammered the en-
barrassed youth.
when do you wish to be married ?"
snapped her father
whenever you DESIRE" replied the
obliging youth.
"I'm a man of few words" snarled
the parent
"Oh. that's all right" replied the
sutton.
what is your income?" growled
the father.
at isn't worth mentioning" an
swered the sutton, thoughtlessIy.
The Jennings daily record. [volume] (Jennings, La.) 1900-1903, 1902-04-19
The Spice Of Life
Humor and Jests That Are Guare
Drive Away Dull Care.

A young minister, who vas natural
~ of shy disposition, was rather em-
barrassed at his first marriage cere-
mony. and unwittingly reversed the
usual order of the service, thus MAX
ing the bridegroom promise to love
and obey his blushing bride.
The error passed unnoticed at the
time. but shortly after it dawned upon
the father of the bride that mistake
had occurred, and he said to the min
lister:
81 believe, Mr., yclu have made
John promise to love and obey my
daughter. All. WE'LL" he said after a
pause and with a sly look at his better
half. 81 suppose It won't matter much;
it generally comes to that anyway"
The Jennings daily record. [volume] (Jennings, La.) 1900-1903, 1902-04-19

The biological survey of the Great
lakes, which has been in progress sew
eral years, is being pushed forward
as rapidly as possible. Half dozen
scientists are spending much of their
time in careful study of the various
forms of animal life in which the
waters of the Great lakes abound.
The Jennings daily record. [volume] (Jennings, La.) 1900-1903, 1902-04-19

The Kongo government has APPROX
ed the contract for the new railway OF
the upper Kongo district and the char
ter of the company which will build 1t.
The capital of the new company
amounts to +$5,O0o.oO0. 1t will take ten
years to bifild the 1000. miles of rail-
way contemplated. -
The Jennings daily record. [volume] (Jennings, La.) 1900-1903, 1902-04-19
Not Particular About the Day.

They were taking a walk together
the small girl and the family friend.
In some way the conversation turned
nson the subject CT birthdays. and the
F. F. remembered that she did not
know the date OF the smart girfs natal
day.
when is your birthday, dear?" she
asked, 81 must send yo.. q nice little
present"
I'm June" answered the smart girl,
promptly.
.'.But what day In June??" persisted
The Jennings daily record. [volume] (Jennings, La.) 1900-1903, 1902-04-19
PROVIDENCE ROAD,
GoRIFSToS CT. NARMOIJ

NOKLESTON, Ut. AKMOUTH.
I have used ST. Jacobs Oil for several
years for lumbago and sprains and find it
the greatest pain reliever before the public.
1 had a severe sprain on nv right ankle
which l received last week, and by using
half bottle of ST Jacobs Oil it is thoroughly
cured. 1t acts like magic. All my friends
in Confession, through it having cured me, are
using it when occasions require, and say it is
worth its weight in gold =
JAMES SMITH.
The Jennings daily record. [volume] (Jennings, La.) 1900-1903, 1902-04-19
Clearly IL Fraud.

Mister. can't y. give somthin' to an
old soldier that's been campaignin' in
the tropics on the other side of the
world fur the last two years?"
"Trekking or hiking?"
Il don't understand"
''Get out! You're a humbug!"
The Jennings daily record. [volume] (Jennings, La.) 1900-1903, 1902-04-19

Wireless telephones are about to
materialize. Eventually the entire
business of the country will be done
by means of air signals or ozone
waves.
The Jennings daily record. [volume] (Jennings, La.) 1900-1903, 1902-04-19
Unavoidable Bus,ness.

Improbable Business.
Charity bazaar in the 'Steenth ward.
The ta1low-faced young man ap-
preached the table where the, strapping
girl with the red cheeks was selling
candy.
eff 1 buy dimes worth of this"
he said. what will you giyel me kiss
for in addition
twenty-five cents,'' she said.
1--WE only got fifteen cents besides
the dime. Give it to me for that? It's
for charity, remember
Eyes," she returned reluctantly, "but
we lose money on every one I sell for
that"
The Jennings daily record. [volume] (Jennings, La.) 1900-1903, 1902-04-19

Full many gem of purest ray Sc
rene the dark, unfathomed caves of
ocean bear, because no giant sort of
iredge machine has yet been dipped by
Pierpont Morgan there.
The Jennings daily record. [volume] (Jennings, La.) 1900-1903, 1902-04-19

The Washington Times is RESPONSE
BILE for the statement that limburger
cheese makes drunkards. And there
is considerable limburger cheese to
strengthen this statesnent.
The Jennings daily record. [volume] (Jennings, La.) 1900-1903, 1902-04-19
The Fits.

The Fits.
But" observed the fool man who
had permitted his wife to take him
along on her search for spring bon
net, "the hat doesn't seem to fit. Now.
/ think a woman's hat should conform
to her head the same as MANS"
"Oh," Uttered the merry milliner,
there are no fits connected with
spring hats. They generally develop
in the men when the bill comes home"
The Jennings daily record. [volume] (Jennings, La.) 1900-1903, 1902-04-19

Duke Karl Theodor, in Bavaria, the
oculist prince, recently performed his
four thousandth operation for cataract
at his clinic in Munich. His wife acted
as his assistant.
The Jennings daily record. [volume] (Jennings, La.) 1900-1903, 1902-04-19

"This place is bound to be the lead.
ing suburban property in the state.
How do you know?" THE agent told
me so."-Detroit Free Press.
The Jennings daily record. [volume] (Jennings, La.) 1900-1903, 1902-04-19

A cable dispatch says that Nenezue
Ian revolutionlsts have Just won an
important victory. Unfortunately,
however. the correspondent neglected
to report which revolution these revo-
IutiOniStS belong to.
The Jennings daily record. [volume] (Jennings, La.) 1900-1903, 1902-04-19

zler. for the little girl really had not
the slightest idea, and to lose birth
day present for reason like that
would be sad. But a bright thought
occurring to her. she answered quick
ly:
ooh. any day in June will do."-New
York Times.
The Jennings daily record. [volume] (Jennings, La.) 1900-1903, 1902-04-19
Poetry and Groceries.

John" said the practical little wife
to the poet, couldn't you manage to
dash off some love songs between now
and breakfast to get us a couple OF
sacks of fiour?"
And then he glared at her and said
he wasn't hungry, and didn't like flour
ANYHOW!
The Jennings daily record. [volume] (Jennings, La.) 1900-1903, 1902-04-19

A Kansas philosopher announces
that Giving is a nightmare" He
should try the brand they have at
some other blind pig.
The Jennings daily record. [volume] (Jennings, La.) 1900-1903, 1902-04-19

A bit of wisdom like the following
could be located only in China: There
are things which can never be mag
ined, but there is nothing which may
not happen"
The Jennings daily record. [volume] (Jennings, La.) 1900-1903, 1902-04-19

Chicago commission men have dis
covered Wisconsin chickens with gold
IN their gizzards. The proof of an am
bition on the part of chickens to lay
golden eggs is highly commendable,
They should not be discouraged.
The Jennings daily record. [volume] (Jennings, La.) 1900-1903, 1902-04-19

Andrew Carnegie is finding friends
throughout CnriStendom. Mexico
wants only 100000 for libraries.
That's what comes of mans wanting
to die poor.
The Jennings daily record. [volume] (Jennings, La.) 1900-1903, 1902-04-19

A dozen goods of the University OF
Chicago tried to quiet the cries Of
baby, but failed dismally. Any one of
the number might have been more
successful.
The Jennings daily record. [volume] (Jennings, La.) 1900-1903, 1902-04-19
Professional JeaIOuSIY.

The Comedian-''I thought you and
Miss Poser We're to be married this
week. Is it postponed?"
The Heavy-"Gad, sir! She actu-
ally wants her name to appear before
mine in the wedding announcement"
Life.
The Jennings daily record. [volume] (Jennings, La.) 1900-1903, 1902-04-19

British farmers want reasonable
freight rates. The railroads are will
ing to give rates to them, but insist on
determining themselves waat is rea-
sonable.
The Jennings daily record. [volume] (Jennings, La.) 1900-1903, 1902-04-19

Maha vajirarudh, the crown prince
Of Siam, is coming to America. His
name alone is sufficient to give the an
ti-royalists another severe jolt
The Jennings daily record. [volume] (Jennings, La.) 1900-1903, 1902-04-19

The peanuts which Texas is sending
to the Boston markets this season are
said to have a pronounced flavor of
petroleum.
The Jennings daily record. [volume] (Jennings, La.) 1900-1903, 1902-04-19
Had Arranged for That.

He planning an elopement)-And
at IL you sneak out of the house and
meet me at the corner. | won't have
a carriage, as we must be as economi-
cal as possible.
She-O, I've made papa promise to
pay for the carriage.
The Jennings daily record. [volume] (Jennings, La.) 1900-1903, 1902-04-19

The following named states and ter
ritories in 1900 did not contain any
city with population of $4,000 or
more: Arizona, Idaho, Indian Terri
tory. Mississippi. Nevada, New Next
co, North Carolina, Oklahoma, South
Dakota. Vermont and Wyoming.
The Jennings daily record. [volume] (Jennings, La.) 1900-1903, 1902-04-19

Joel Chandler Harris, the author,
lives in a little frame cottage in At
lanta, Ga He writes from six to sew
en- hours a day, turning out from 1900
to 1000 words, using a typewriter.
The Jennings daily record. [volume] (Jennings, La.) 1900-1903, 1902-04-19

He (boldly)-Do you think two can
live as cheaply as one? She (blushing)
Yes; do" Let's become one,
en."-Yonkers Statesman.
The Jennings daily record. [volume] (Jennings, La.) 1900-1903, 1902-04-19

An Iowa woman has sued a dead
man for breach of promise cS mar
riage and recovered $4,000 damages
The poor fellow is left with only
small balance of $50 to start house
koeping in his present location.
The Jennings daily record. [volume] (Jennings, La.) 1900-1903, 1902-04-19

Mr.. Mary E. wilkins will find 1T
quite trying to live up to the standard
OF some OF the husbands in his wife's
books.
The Jennings daily record. [volume] (Jennings, La.) 1900-1903, 1902-04-19

White-Did old Green recover from
that railroad accident? Black-No;
but his wife did-to the tune of e., O0O
-Tit-Bits.
The Jennings daily record. [volume] (Jennings, La.) 1900-1903, 1902-04-19

A Yale professor says Joseph was
the first one who was ever hazed. The
professor thinks it was a lucky thing
for Joseph. Perhaps it was, but, I'M
fortunately, everyone who is hazed
can't get as good and even as Joseph
did
The Jennings daily record. [volume] (Jennings, La.) 1900-1903, 1902-04-19

The best suggestion King Edward
has made for coronation week is the
proposed dinner to London's poor.
The Jennings daily record. [volume] (Jennings, La.) 1900-1903, 1902-04-19

A Missouri man has decided to stock
his farm with 400 goats this spring.
Hereafter the Missouri butter is likely
to cut an enlarged figure.
The Jennings daily record. [volume] (Jennings, La.) 1900-1903, 1902-04-19

An ex-cabinet officer and a few
friends plotted to drink Minister WI
under the table. With sweet, sad,
sober smile WI helped each and every
one OF them to bed. Here is the only
yellow Peril" worth worrying about.
The Jennings daily record. [volume] (Jennings, La.) 1900-1903, 1902-04-19

The ciergymen who declared that ''s
young mans chances of going to the
devil were never SO good as now"
might have added that all his other
chances are correspondingly enhanced
The Jennings daily record. [volume] (Jennings, La.) 1900-1903, 1902-04-19

The conviction is gaining ground
among writers on hygiene that chill
dren should not resent to school be-
fore they are -or 8 years old.
The Jennings daily record. [volume] (Jennings, La.) 1900-1903, 1902-04-19

1t is announced that the new presi-
dent of the National Congress of Moth
ers has children of her own. 1t is
safe to say, therefore, that she has
neighbors who don't belize she knows
the least thing about the business.
The Jennings daily record. [volume] (Jennings, La.) 1900-1903, 1902-04-19

6hown how easy it is to make splsrse
when other people furnish the money.
The Jennings daily record. [volume] (Jennings, La.) 1900-1903, 1902-04-19

Sir Thomas Upton has begun
building Shamrock Ill, and may as
well begin thinking of plans for
Shamrock " right away.
The Jennings daily record. [volume] (Jennings, La.) 1900-1903, 1902-04-19

Why should Lo be shorn of his
name when poets, musicians and
other irreclaimables are allowed to
run at large with long and oily locks :?
The Jennings daily record. [volume] (Jennings, La.) 1900-1903, 1902-04-19

A Baltimore man was stricken
dumb while cursing his wife. This
should serve to further popularize
southern chivalry.
The Jennings daily record. [volume] (Jennings, La.) 1900-1903, 1902-04-19

y ssCo1mmbia.' Perhaps Sir Thomas
L3pton suggested the name.
The Jennings daily record. [volume] (Jennings, La.) 1900-1903, 1902-04-19

Lieutenant Won Eichel 81
the Third Uhlans, German
Gently wagered that he could drih
quart bottle of brandy in ten minul "A
He did SO and was buried with fu!l
military honOrs. @