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The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1902-02-12
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no I,t s,,ne ter make funsl.
Lies too short
You have got yer stent -. Il
Better do it--ths means vs,,
yer speetin ter sit throusA
Lies 50 short
Don't go feeln dour an s,,.
Lies too short;
Fhu brother help i'm som.
Life's too short
To be stingy with y,r sa..
ia tn jolly chap at wins,
Don't GO pilin' up your sina
Lies too shorti
Hcller "Fellers, howdy aey
LIES too short
For ter be a-feelin blue,
Lilies too short
To be givin' up tn hcht,
Let me help yeh. That's an -.
Don't set down in your own ~,
Lies too shorp
When yeh find a path ATS ,,,..
LIES too short
10 set down an 90 ter sieep.
Life's too short;
Keep spushn climhn' h;sh
An you'll git there by an by.
Don't yeh never dast saw de. Il
Lies too short
"a
II the Indians take kindly to the hair en-, ~.
made to raise whiskers Wy ut2r
Lord Rosslyns winning $4,000 in the l,,, "a =
to show that since his wife quit him he h., Nv. ~
back w N
People who cultivate eceentricity undo, -. ~,
is mark Of genius should remember that NH, .'A
is eccentric every man who is eccentric /, ~ WI
genius. ehs
YOU'LL KNOW.
Let springtimes winds blow bivb =, L.
Blow high,
Blow low
Place meath alien skies or na
Meath skies
Or no
Vet shall my thoughts bark back "a van
When springtime's buds are we. VITA a,
And, oh, when sprugtime's skies ar, NJ
You'll know.
You'll know.
You'll know when springtime's ski.s n, IL
When skies
Are blue
I'm thinking OF your eyes and you n
Your eyes
And you;
And cen when sprinstmes axle, srs M
All, still think--who could gains,y
The ripe red lips and winning way
OF you?
OF your
Despite all man can do, earsi
do,
! care;
But, oh, you passing fair
Yes. you'll
So fair!
That remember your two eyes
Whene'er / walk meath springtshs @a
And list TO springtmes lullabs,
You're fart 49,
So fair ~
Il >
The copy read "W Jones OF our town, Iut 10 /
from the Philippines presented the beautiful aat III
plished Miss Smith with some and ksuta IN
which Miss Smith is exhibiting to her callers with a
deal Of pride. We predict that something will hapra
The editors prediction was fully justified; ths s'as
knocked ~" out Of the plants" wild-eyed mar "
peernR from the thoketS in the outskirts Of r's
he has eluded all attempts 10 capture him. Tie W
without editor. i
A Pennsylvania woman who had heard that vhnSsi
a breeding place for microbes waited until her husss
asleep and touched match 10 his hrsuts gcsA
guilty mcrobe escaped
anee in which the young take the part OF oala
and the bald-head has gone away back and a 81
"a
maiden who lived on the Rhine,
One evening while feeding the kline
When a youth whispered "Abs
Won't you give me kissT
Got angry and answered him "NhireI
J. " lra
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he dictionaries before
And he winked Sly Oriental wink
II fell out that Representatives Lacey of Iowa and Lands
Of Indiana called pay their respects to Secretary shaw
he same time They went in together and Of talked
II tell YOU" said Major Lacey proudly, there lot
OF bright people who come from Iowa
Yes replied the cynical Lands and the oilentct tny
az the sooner they come.
Senator Deliver Of Iowa tells good campaign soty on
himself He was making speeches in his congressional dis
ret when member OF the house and arrived one afternoon
at little When be reached the hotel he discovered
that the proprietor an old FREUD Of his, had voluntarily
gone 10 a rather than what he believed TO he an un-
lust and illegal tax The hotel keeper soon learned that
Deliver was and thereupon sent this note to the
Dear Mr. Shera-Pleasc let nc out of Jail for
two hours to hear my friend Dolliver make
"rbe sheriff" saws Mr. Deliver was not only
obng SOUL but he was not devoid Of humor He sent an
order to the hotel keeper releasing him from jail for two
hours hear speak and then he added; Inc remain
der OF your punishment is RENTED
Representative Sitley of Pennsylvania has beautiful
bsd r,tc II shines with slistening smoohncss. few
dsys ago little girl was visiting Mr. Sheys handsome
home on street As the congressman in the
library enjoying the open fire and the big hearth funny
thought seemed strike her for she laughed out loud
MIR Sbley" she said presently, wouldn't YOU like
rabbit painted on your hcad'
LIKE what" quericd Mr.. Sibley he smiled upon his
rabbit painted on your head" repeated the younsster.
"Whyw asked the ucautious Sbley
because said the little one triumphantiy, q, would
look Ike hare
When Forrest Dryden, the senator for New Jer-
scy went TO sign his name the printed obligation the
clerk handed him pen. No said the senator as he
took pen and psnholder OF his pocket Il want to use
this pen 1t belongs to SON and he wants to keep it as
souvenir
Senator Dryden is Of IS years Of rather tall
and sparsey built with gray wbsiers. As everybody
knows he IS the president Of life insurance company re
oevirG q salary Of 100000 Q year
Mr. DRYDEN his drst vote within sn hour after ne
had been The question whether the salaries
OF cabinet officers should be increased Ho voted No
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Why don't people hang their sateS so they will opsn in
side their ysrds} Take sate swiugius on the sidewalk
dark night man in hurry, and you have pretty mes
Hopd CoaHty Meas
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FuNcE HrvRY Is to have the freedom Of New York city
Ike should friend rarkhurst show him through the
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1902-02-12

TIRE fire insurance companies being slaughtered in
the houses of their friends these days
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rHF people Of the United States will be glad to learn Of
the Improvement in the condition of young Theodore Roose
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CORRESPONDENCE Of cry description, wheihe, ~
tsnSsd for ne BsSiaess Or Ednotta Department saoh'a e
ttdsn aud al cheekS 6dffs poney otdf efc Wdde pay
ebis 10 "THK HoUsroN PRtNrtNG COMPANY,
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pFINcE tIESRv IS said to be in the pink of eoudiuo,
That's good If our hospitality knocks him out he will hay
excuses 90 offer.
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OFFICE OF PUBLICATION,
Nos. tioi, tos ito5, 1907 and 1909 Franklin Avenue
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1902-02-06
A Woman's Awful Peril.

"There is only one chance to save
your life, and that is through opera
tion,' were the startling words heard
by Mrs. [. B. Hunt Of Lime Ridge,
Wis, from her doctor after he had
vainly tried to cure her Of a frightful
case OF stomach trouble and yellow
jaundice. Gall stones had formed
and she constantly grew worse,
Then she began to use Electric Bit
ters which wholly cured her. It's a
wonderful Stomach, Liver and Kid
ney remedy. Cures Dyspepsia, Loss
OF Appetite. Try it. Only soc; Qua
RANGED. For sale by Whitney's drug
store.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1902-02-06
rlortgage Foreclosure Sale.
(First publication January l6, 1902.

First publication January l6, 1902
DEFAULT having been made in the payment
Of the sum of Thrty-N Nine and Five-One hun
dredth Dollars, ($39.O5) which is claimed to
be due and is due at the date of this notice
upon certain mortgage, duly executed and
tina A. Rasey, mortgage, bearing, date the 9th
day OF November, 1910, and with power of
sale therein contained, duly recorded in the
office of the Register of Deeds in and for the
County of Marshall and State of Minnesota,
on the srd day Of December, 1900, at o'clock
and no action or proceeding having been insti-
tuted, at law or otherwise, to recover the debt
secured by said mortgage, or any part thereof.
Now, Therefore, Notice is Hereby Given, that
by virtue of the power of sale contained in said
mortgage, and pursuant to the statute in such
will be foreclosed by sale of the premises de-
scribed in and conveyed by said mortgage viz {:
East one half of the NEA Section Seventeen
17) in Township One Hundred and Fiftyive
(l55) Range Fortynine (+9) west of the Fifth
Principal Meridian, in Marshall county and
and appurtenances; which sale will be made by
the Sheriff of said Marshall county at the front
door of the Court House, in the City of Warren
in said county and state, on the Seventh day of
March 1902, at 10 o'clock a.. M, of that day,
at public vendne, to the !, highest bidder for
One-Hundredth Dollars, and interest, and the
taxes. it any, on said promises, and TWENTY-FIVE
(S25) Dollars, attorneys fees. as stipulated in
and by said mortgage in case Of foreclosure,
and the disbursements. allowed by law; subject
to redemption at any time within one year from
Dated January I, A. D. 1902.
MARTHA A. RAsEY,
WIN. j. BROWN, Mortgages.
Attorney for Mortgage, Warren MINI.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1902-02-06

SENATOR NELSON has scored great
victory in passing through the senate
his bill creating new department in
our government to be known as the
department of Commerce and Labor,
the secretary of which will be mem
Der Of the presidents cabinet. The
need of such department has been
long felt, and especially now. when
the United States is reaching out for
the markets of the world, it becomes
necessary to study trade conditions
and foster the growth of cummerce,
both foreign and domestic. This de-
partment will also include the census
bureau, the labor bureau, and various
other bureaus that have formerly been
appended to other departments. By
including the labor bureau, labor has
been given just recognition, and this
this department will be charged with
the duty of studying the relations of
capital and labor, and when in con-
f1ict to endeavor to harmonic their
interests. To be recognized as the
author of such an important measure
is great distinction, and Minnesota
has good reason to be proud Of Sena-
tor Nelson.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1902-02-06

The greatest criticism against the
proposed tax law that we have
heard is on account of the provision
to assess all property at it's full val
uation instead of from 25 to 33 per
cent Of it's value, as at present. But
the old law also provides for assess
ing property at it's full value, the
new law being re-enactment of the
old, so when kicking the new law a
kick is registered at the old law,
that has not been enforced. II every
body's property islisted at full value
no harm can be done, but if listed at
it's true value by the honest and con
scientious tax payer and scaled down
by the less scrupulous, there is where
inequality and injustice creeps in.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1902-02-06
Probate Notice.
First publication Jan. o. 10

First publication Jan. 8, 1902.
Order to Show Cause on Filing Petition to
Sell Land.
State of Minnesota-Co of Marshall-ss.
In Probate ,Court-Special term-January s,
In the Matter of the Estate of John johnson
Deceased:
On reading and filing the petition o. L. Bak.
that has come into his hands, the disposition
thereof, and how much remains undisposed
of the amount of debts outstanding against
said deceased, as far as the, same can be
ton OF all the real estate, including the home
stead, of which said deceased died seized, and
the condition and value of the respective por-
said estate, with their residences; and praying
that license be to him granted to sell all the
real estate of which said deceased died seized (;
And it appearing, by said petition that there is
not sufficient personal estate in the hands of
said administrator to pay said debts, the legac-
les or expenses of administration, and that it is
necessary for the payment of such debts, legac.
les or expenses, and is for the best interests of
said estate of said decedent and of all persons
interested therein to sell the whole of said real
estate;
It is therefore ordered That all persons inter
ested in said estate; appear before this Court
on Tuesday, the 4th day of February. 1902, at 10
o'clock, a. m at the Probate office in the City
show cause Gf any there be) why license should
not be granted to said administrator to sell so
much OF the real estate ofsaid deceased as shall
be necessary to pay such debts, legacies and ex-
penses, and as may appear to the Court to be
for the best interests of the estate of decedent
and Of all persons interested therein
And it is Further Ordered, That this order
hall be published once in each week for three
uccessive weeks prior to said day Of hearing,
in the Warren SHEAF, weekly newspaper
printed and published at the City of Warren in
said County
Dated at Warren, Minnesota, the sth day of
January, A. D., 1902
By the Court,
PETER H. HOLM
Probate Seal Judge of Probate.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1902-02-06
NOTICE OF BOND SALE.
$75,ooo.oo of rarshalI County, Rim
nesota, Bonds, Issued Under chap-
ter 758 of the General Laws Of the
State of Minnesota, 1901.

Notice is Hereby Given, That the
Board Of County Commissioners OF
Marshall County, Minnesota, will re-
ceive sealed bids for the sale Of
$4,000 worth of ditch bonds against
the said County Of Marshall, the same
to be in denominations of $1,000 90
each, and payable at any time on or
before ten (10) years from the date
thereof, at the option of the said
Board of County Commissioners, and
drawing interest at the rate Of five
l5) per cent per annum, and payable
at the First National Bank in the
City of Warren, in said Marshall
County, each bid to be accompanied
by certified check payable to the
order Of Alb. Nelson, County Audi
tor of said County, the said check to
be returned to the bidder if his bid is
rejected; and if the bid is accepted,
the check to be retained as guaran-
tee that the bidder will accept and
pay for said bonds, and to be re-
turned to the bidder when the sale is
completed and bonds fully negotiated.
The successful bidder will be re-
quired to furnish his own bonds and
pay for the lithographing and print
ing thereof.
All bids will be opened by the said
Board at the Court House in the CITY
Of Warren, in said County, on Febru-
airy 18th, 1902, at one (D o'clock, p.
m. and no bids will be considered
that are not filed with the County
Auditor Of said County before one
CD o'clock, p. M, Of that day; the
said Board of County Commissioners
reserve the right to reject any or all
bids. S..
All bids must be marked "Propo-
sal for Bonds,' and addressed to A.
B. Nelson, County Auditor, Warren,
Marshall County, Minnesota.
Dated at Warren, Minnesota, this
18th day Of December, 1901.
BOARD OF County COMMISSIONERS.
Attest: Marshall County.
A. B. NELSON,
County Auditor.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1902-02-06

for this industry that will tend to
cheaper the product. The United
States has done a great deal for
Cuba, and will in the future do every
thing reasonable to help her people,
but our hrst duty is to our own peo-
pie. Ii the admission OF Cuban SUI
gar duty free will check the develop
ment OF the promising beet sugar in
dusty in our own country, the privi-
slege ought not to be granted. 1t
may be possible, however, to so
modify the duty that no serious in
Jury may be done.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1902-02-06
Notice to Taxpayers.

To accommodate the tax-paying
public Of Marshall county, |. the
undersigned, will be in Stephen on
Friday and Saturday-the 9TH and
9Th days OF February next-to col
lect the Personal Property taxes OF
the current year; and in Argyle on
Friday and Saturday, the 18th and
18th respectively, for the same
purpose.
Dated at Warren, Mimi, January
10th, 1902.
3. DAGoBERG,
County Treasurer.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1902-02-06
Notice to Teachers.

/. I. = . . . rs T
Program Of examination for
Teachers State Certificates to be
held in High School room, Argyle,
on February 6, z and s, 1902:
THURSDAY, FEB. 9TH.
FIRST GRADE STUDIES.
A. M. 500 to 8 Enrolment.
8 :35 to ~ metaphysics.
1905 to - :OO-Geometry.
P. M. / 80 to 3:00-Algebra.
s3:O5 to 4:30-Civics.
A. S5 to 6:oO-Physical Geography or Gen
eral History.
FRIDAY, FEB. 7TH.
SECOND AND THIRD GRADE STUDIES.
A. N. $50 to 00-Enrollment.
9:l6 to 9:3O-Spelling.
9:40 to 1O:1O-Reading.
1915 to II Professional Test.
P. M. 1 80 to 3:OO-English Grammar.
8 :O5 to 4:30-United States History.
4 :35 to physiology
SATURDAY. FEB. sTH.
SECOND AND THIRD GRADE STUDIES CONTINUED.
A. M. $3.50 to 10 :3O-Arithmetic.
1O:lO to IL 100 Geography.
P. M. 80 to 2:3O-Music.
2:35 to 4:OO-Drawing.
Those with incomplete certificates
should note the hours Of their sub
jects.
r. G.. BENNETT,
Comfy Observation-Disclosures
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1902-02-06

INDIAN COMMISSIONER JONES has
issued an order that poor Lo has
got to do away with his time-honor-
ed long hair, paint and blanket, as,
he claims, he can't follow agricul-
tural pursuits and hold to his old
custom. 1t is to be hoped that his
order will be obeyed, and it is likely
to, for he has, instructed all agents
to try and persuade the Indians by
degrees to leave off this uncivi-
Liked custom.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1902-02-06
SEVERN Mork.
First publication January %. 1902

First publication January %, 1902.
ORDER TO EXAMINE ACCOUNTS, ETC.
State of Minnesota, County of Marshall-ss.
In Probate Court Special term, January 23d,
1902.
deceased.
On reading and filing, the petition Of G. H.
Sandberg administrator of the estate of Carl
P. Nelson, deceased, representing, among other
things, that he has fully administered said es-
tate and has in good faith paid certain debts
and claims against said estate which have not
been proved nor allowed, and praying that a
time and place be fixed for examining and al
lowing his account Of his administration, in
Guiding said debts and claims so paid by him
and not proved or allowed, and for the assign
ment Of the residue of said estate to the parties
entitled thereto by law. at
1t is ordered, that said account be examined,
and petition and application for the allowance
of said claims and debts SO paid by him and not
yet allowed according to law, be heard by this
Court, on Friday the 2lst day of February, A. ID.
ls19O2, at ten O'Clock a. M, at the Probate Office
in Warren in said County.
And it is tuTt her ordered, thatnotice thereof
be given to all persons interested, BY publishing
this order once in each week for three successive
weeks pr ior to said day of hearing, in the
WARREN SHEAF,a weekly news paper, printed
and published at Warren, in said County.
Dated at Warren, minnesota, the sd day of
January, "a. D. 1902.
~ # BY the Court, LAB
ISEAL] PETER Il. HOLM,
s8 8saH Judge OF Probate. Ii
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1902-02-06

4 QUESTION vi much Importance
discussed in congress these days is in
regard to our trade relations with
Cuba. The Cubans ask reciprocity,
that we admit their sugar at a low
rate in return for which foodstuffs
and machinery from the United
States will receive similar conces-
sions. But the American sugar
growers, cane and beet, are fighting
any reduction in the sugar duties, on
the plea that that would ruin the
sugar industry in this country. At
first thought it may seem that the
sugar producers OF the United States
are entirely too selfish, but ii we look
into the matter a little deeper, we
will discover that there is much force
in their contention. The production
OF beet sugar is fast out stripping
that OF cane sugar the world over.
For this reason the sugar zone has
shifted it's center nOrthWard, and
widened to include q large part OF
the north temperate zone. CONNER
c1al maps have consequently been
greatly modified in recent years 1t
is estimated that the beet sugar pro-
duction in the world annually
amounts to 100000 tons, OF which
Germany, France and AUSTRIA Hun
gary produce over 100000 tons,
while the total annual production OF
cane sugar in the world is only
2,8OO,OOO tons, furnished principally
by Java, Cuba, Louisiana and
~, 80 Tugar industry in
the United States has grown rapidly
during the past few years, and there
is no reason why we should not sup
ply ourselves with all the sugar we
need as we'll as with wheatand shoes.
A beet sugar factory was established
near Minneapolis few years ago,
and many farmers in that vicinity
are raising sugar beets. In trip
through Nebraska u couple years
ago we saw the farmers haul III SUI
gar beets to the sta tions for the fact
Dry at Grand Island just as the far
mers in the Red River Valley haul in
wheat. There are about 1876, 900
acres devoted to beet raising il this
country, and over twenty five mil
lion dollars invested in factories.
We can see no reason why this prom
Using young industry should be
crippled or Killed. Experience and
improved methods in the raising Of
tile beets and in the process OF man.
ufacture will yet do wonderful things
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1902-02-06
Food Changed to Poison.

Putrefying food the intestines pro-
duces effects like those Of arsenil, but
DR.. Kings New Life Pills expell the
poisons from clogged bowels, gently
easily but surely, curing Constipa-
ton, Biliousness, Sick Headache, Fe-
yers, all Liver, Kidney and Bowel
troubles. Only 25c at Whitney's
drugstore.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1902-02-06
Isolated Tracts.

Congressman Eddy has intro
duced a bill providing for the sale OF
Isolated tracts Of land upon the Red
Lake and White Earth reservations.
II the bill passes it will enable the
farmers on reservation lands to pur-
chase adjoining small tracts.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1902-02-06
From anOhlo Minister.

| have used DR.. Warmers White
Wine OF Tar Syrupfor sore throat,
weak lungs, coughs, colds, and for
any diseases. With many thanks
to the Doctorfor his valuable remedy
!qlreemaRev. G. Ohio. Clyd,eW. Ha
gons.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1902-02-06

We can give you loan on your
land the day papers are signed. Give
you the privilege Of paying part at
any time and stop interest, and give
you the advantage OF the lowest
rates of interest. If you want loan
come in and see L. Lamberson, Cash
Ter, Bank OF Warren.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1902-02-06

The taxpayer who is continually
grumbling at the cost of education
should bear in mind that we must
have schools Or jai!s, and that the
cheaper Of The two are schools
Arkansas School Journal.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1902-02-06

CRooKsToN is having boom in
conventions. She has no sooner
got rid OF the third annual conven-
tion OF Retail Implement dealers
than she wins out in a fight for the
State Bankers convention, which
will be held there next July.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1902-02-06
Says He Was Tortured.

II suffered such pain from corns
could hardly walk" writes H. Rob
ertson, Hillsborough, LII" but Buck
lens Arnica Salve completely cured
them" Acts like magic on sprains.
bruises, cuts, sores. ulcers. Perfect
healer of skin diseases and piles.
Cured guaranteed by Whitney's drug
store. 25c.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1902-02-06

The STATE AUDITOR will take all
the ditching bonds that Marshall
county will issue as an investment
for the permanent school fund. The
county board on Tuesday made ap-
plication for loan of $25, 900, all
that is needed at present, at a rate
OF four per cent.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1902-02-06
plain Sewing and Dressmaklne,

Having opened dressmaking
shop over Slee's store / earnestly
solicit the patronage Of the ladies Of
Warren. Satisfaction guaranteed
and prices reasonable
Mrs. w. A. JAMESON.