The Pascagoula democrat-star., 1902-05-16
Editorial and Otherwise.


Many man charges his misdeeds up
to precedent.
The morning seems to be getting up
earlier OF late.
The biggest talker on earth does not
tell oil he knows.
OF bad things your own bad temper
should head the list.
Ignorance is the mother Of impudence;
no father IL named.
Rumors are like engagements; always
interesting to women.
When man gets drunk, il he can't
sing he talks religion.
Love matches are responsible for ell
the matrimonial fires.
Love may laugh at the locksmith, but
at the plumber never.
Women, like peaches, are sweetest
just before they decay.
Some men who don't say much keep
up terrible thinking.
We never knew q man who could
chew tobacco decently.
Woman's honor is as nice as ermine
and will not bear soil.
Adversely is the school in which men
get their best education.
Right living in this world is the best
preparation for the next.
Even rough men can be gentle when
they meet real woman.
Sweetening ones coffee is the first
stirring event Of the day.
When lazy man stops to think he is
seldom able to start again.
Never call man q fool; he may be
foolish enough to resent it.
Possession is nine points Of the law
and frequently all the profits.
If man is wit he says things; il he
is a humorist he writes them.
Whate'er is best administered is best
for the one who administers.
A man becomes public property when
he takes hold Of public trust.
The only true balance in which to
weigh your friends is adversely.
I IThe better the physician the less re-
spect an undertaken has for him.
A man may be every inch a gentle
man and not be very tall at that
A woman can pack a trunk, but 1t
takes man to stuff o ballot box.
1t is better to take pride in your de.
scendants than in your ancestors.
Common sense extracts more solid
comfort from life than genius does.
Fortunate is the man on whose face
nature has written a letter Of credit.
One swallow may not make summer,
but grasshopper can make spring.
1t is often difficult to distinguish be-
tween peacemaker and busybody.
There is great deal Of the gold brick
game in the campaign end Of politics.
A man who persists in blowing his
own horn seldom hits the right tune.
Real contentment is not found in
standing still, but in moving further on.
The absent may be at fault, but those
present are always supplied with ex-
cuses.
Long-winded individuals ure usually
short when it comes to paying their
debts.
The New York man who shot his sons
wife for making bad omelet was cyl
IDENTIFY bad egg.
Every man for himself and the devil
take the hindmost is the cry OF those
who are well in front.
The patience of the average man
doesn't get Q chance to rest until after
he has acquired monument
Man may have been made to mourn,
but he always thinks he is being i'm
posed on when his wife has the headache.
Though man may be entitled to
credit for his ability to avoid work, he
is seldom able to obtain 1t at the corner
grocery.
1t keeps many poor wife busy keep
Ing her husband indoors, and it keeps
many poor man busy keeping his wife
in bonnets.
| Mirrors would be bad thing to have
In theatre, because the women In the
audience arc expected to look at ths
people on the stage.
Life isn't bitter at all, it's just varied
"a few troubles thrown in 90 the sweets
will sweeten. WHO wants to eat candy
oil the time anyhow?
Women admire the heroes of flctior
because there wss never novel wher'
one Of them found fault with the way
the cook got the breakfast
He who praises what he means to pur
chase, and he who .eAumerates tn
faults Of what he means to sell, may &c
up . partnership with honesty.
tits queer that no matter how ricl
you are you can't buy happiness, but n
matter how poor you are, you can re
oil the unhappiness you want for moth
ing.
It's not always the woman who hs
the rougheet, stormiest road to travs
that declares that everything 10 . fai
ure, and that life is worth getting u
and being dressed for.
eoQe women say Il is impossible nc
70 worry; In that event the vorrvin