The Mankato free press. [volume] (Mankato, Blue Earth County, Minn.) 1879-1924, 1902-12-05
Observation-Disclosures

NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.
Mrs. Molineux has press agent at
work. A theatrical manager has de-
clined to star her.
The News is willing to admit that
Fairmont deer hunters are all good
dodgers as all of them came home
alive
The season for the young man on
skates making his sudden disappear
ance through ice is now at hand.
: This. is a pretty bad time of the
year to start a gubernatorial boom.
1t might have been better for certain
aspirants if they had held off until the
speakership contest was settled
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Now that Thanksgiving is over boys
and girls are looking forward to Old
Nick's one night stand.
The ST. Peter Herald says that "a
well oiled machine in the third dis
trict will give Heatwole a start =
The machine may have a monkey
wrench thrown into the cylinder be-
fore it reaches the border line of the
third district.
The gophers failed to make good,
but they were not whitewashed, AND
there's some consolation in that.
The Hinckley Enterprise says Mike
Collins of Browerville swallowed
silver dollar and Long Prairie docto
made him cough up ten.
Babcock is beginning to realize tina
it is case of ''Too Much Johnson. ;
1t is related that newly laid youni
man sent So to firm that advertise
fire escapes for sale and received II
! return copy OF the New Testament
Colonel Everett, The FaiImont New
man, thinks il little early to tai
| about a candidate for governor i
! 1904, but if the boys persist in dom
so he wants it understood that he
in the market for an engagement c
that kind.
There are fears of a meat famine i
England. When the supply does RI
shy there will be considerable beefin
among the Britishers.
The independent tobacco dealers al
making heroic efforts to smoke OF
the tobacco trust.
Football rooters could easily stan
for the noise in boiler factory.
Senator Hansbrough of North d.
kots holds that the Dingley bill is NJ
sacred. Well, no, it cannot yet
compared with the Bible
Pugilist Sullivan has been knocke
out by hard luck. He has just gor
into bankruptcy.
A Chicago thief is entitled to a
that's coming to him. he stole re-
hot stove from a nearby saloon.
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It's just as easy to put off until t
morrow some of the mean things yc
were going to say today.
Sam Langum appears to give son
people that feeling for which Sarsa
parills is good for.
| We should all be thankful that Il
football season is over.
Washington avenue BARRIERS in Mi
nespolis only charge So. SO for ha
cut and shave.with little oil mix
| in the short locks, but with most
the patrons held up in this mann
the oil does not appease their wrat
Some strong man with an ak uogbt
invade one of those tonsorial parlo
and when asked to ''dig up"
should Immediately get busy.
Up in North Dakota an editor stat,
in his paper that he had been so fo
tunate as have received a kiss fro
the prettiest woman in the burg al
that on the following week he wou
print the kissee's name in his gre
family journal WE'LL the rapid mai
ner in which the subscription list
that promoter of public opinion gre
was a caution. The next week the ed
tor said his own wife had kissed hi
and now there's an empty editori
chair in that town. The populace 70
up en- masse end drove him to the ia
pine.
The mayor of Le Sueur has issue
orders that on the Sabbath day IL
saloons must be closed tight. Suppo
Mayor Petersen should issue lii
order in Mankato2
APPOINTED RECEIVER.