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The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1902-03-04
GOVERNMENT TO
BUILD A CABLE

WASHINGTON. February 1s.-The
report TO be filed tomorrow by the
House Committee on Interstate and
Foreign Commerce recommending the
passage OF the bill introduced by Rep
resentative Corliss providing for Gov
eminent ownership OF n Pacific cable.
says that the United States. by the an
nexatIOn OF Hawaii and the acquisi-
ton Of the Philippines and other ISL
ands through the ratification OF the
Paris treaty. assumed the responsible
lily Of maintaining peace in the Pacific
ocean This obligation. the report.
which was prepared by Representative
COrIiss. the author Of the bill. says was
deliberately undertaken by this coun-
try. and approved by the united voice
81 the people. 1t adds:
The future peace and prosperity of
these Islands viii largely depend upon
the facilities extended by our Govern
ment for the advancement and enlight-
eminent OF the people there. IL we are
u continue In control OF these islands.
the people must be made to understand
the character and purpose of our Gov
eminent and to feel the benefits of en-
lightened civilization and American lib
erty. This can be accomplished through
the medium OF cable communications.
The advancement Of our people and
the benefit OF rapid communication
through the telephone, telegraph and
railway lines illustrates the advan-
tages and progress that may be
achieved through cable messages"
In conclusion the report says: "Ev-
cry part Of the world has been enlight-
eLed by cable lines except the Pacific
ocean. This vast body OF water. under
the control OF our Government seems
{" be tire one dark spot on the face of
the earth. and for the want of a cable
the gem OF the Pacific. the Hawaiian
islands. part Of our own country. are
left In darkness seven days behind the
rest OF the world
The vote AUTHORIZING n favorable re-
port on the blu stood eight for and
seven against. Two members. Mann
and Davis, favorable To the bill. were
absent. and since then two of the mem
bers. Lowering and Wagner. who voted
against the bill in the committee, have
signed the report in favor of the pas
sage OF the bill. suggesting an amend
ment authorizing the purchase OF the
cable contracted for between Califor-
MIA and Hawaii. The minority of the
committee oppose Government owner
ship and favor the proposals OF the
Commercial Pacific Company. To lay
a private cable
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1902-03-04

Yesterday Judge Gear intimated that
IL was time to compel the press to
cease its attacks on public men. We
thought somebody would squeal soon.
But for the press this Territory would
afford more plumber to the square mile
than South Carolina did in the day
of other carpetbaggers. The business Of
squandering the court appropriation
was going on beautifully until the Ad-
yertiser exposed it and now the Sweet
scented brother-in-law job is taking its
turn. No wonder the political bench
begins to buster at the freedom OF
the press
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1902-03-04

California Senators and Representa-
tiyes VIII ignore the prO-Chinese reso-
lutiOns ~ the San Francisco Chamber
OF Commerce and Merchants Ex-
change.
George .. Hildrose. a Chicago stem
"Sraph"r. arEered that his demands
Tor cOWry were refused. killed his
SyyesthearJs father and then himself
The United States Philippine Com
mission unanimously flvors a r-oIif-
cattou % the order prohibiting Chinese
from entering tine Philippines
The Chinese foreign office has made
= collection ~ books for presentation
To Columbia University. y Y a-rra-
eating ara volumes.
John y. NisseU. engineer OF the ferry
boat ErE 'itv. at san Francisco. vas
sli't hy being caught in the paddle
bishop Corr'Eau was badly hurt
~ = Pa'rick's Cathedral. y Y bv
stepping into an unEuarded hole
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1902-03-04

II there Is danger OF a revolt OF labor
on Kona plantation It will not be nee
essary to ruin the shareholders Of the
property SO as tOGueII it. Safeguards
Of the peace Will Always be provided
by the government.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1902-03-04

The Danish West India Islands are
not ours merely because the Senate
has ratified the treaty Of cession. The
next step will BE- a vote Of the Danish
electors. which may Overturn the
whole matter.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1902-03-04

Speaking Of the snake and the ele-
phant. the sugar industry of Hawaii Il
likely to prove much too big for the
snake. or even the snakes relatives.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1902-03-04

The development OF this Territory
along American lines calls Tor the pro-
lection OF the coffee growing industry
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1902-03-04

Every business man knows that a
malicious and venseful bench Is the
chief impeachment today To the progress
Of this Territory.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1902-12-24

The people who quit reading Just to
rest their eyes might take hint by In
ference from the reply made by an old
Mississippi illlterate A passing man
found him apparently deeply interested
in paper.
On looking close It became apparent
that his paper was upside down, and
he was asked forthwith why he held II
thus.
His reply almost knocked the ques-
toner out. 1t was
Just 10 rest my eyes"-Kansas City
Independent
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1902-12-24

Browning loaned Lord Coleridge one
OF his works TO read, and afterward
meeting the poet, the lord chief Justice
said to him: What ! could under
stand | heartily admired and parts
ought to be immortal. But as TO much
Of 1t really could not tell whether l
admired II or not, because for the life
of me could not understand IT,"
Browning replied, III a reader of
your caliber understands 10 per cent
OF what write, think / ought to be
content"
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1902-12-24
Miraculous Runaway

At 3;3) o'clock this afternoon John
Boards horse got frightened and
started to run. The buggy attached
was empty. and was broken to pieces
as the horse entered upon the side
walk at c. II. Jones' corner. and
Notwithstanding there were not less
than 500 people from there to Ram
sey's corner on the sidewalk the horse
made the run without running over
anyone or doing any more damage
keeping the sidewalk all the way.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1902-12-24
THE DISTRICT COURT.
some More Divorces Granted and
Other Cases Disposed OF.

ONUtF 1deNa DNoPSeNN VI
Following the workings Of the court
since our last report we find:
H. e. Wallace VS.. j. n wallace,
divofce; granted
Mary NJ Haley VS. John l.. Haley
divorce granted
Annie Thompson ct al. vs. John Cur
tice ct al. jury trial; verdict for
plaintiff for possession and $72 dam
ages.
United States VS. James Brown ct
al judgment against defendants for
costs.
United States VS.. Cage whitehurst
ct al; Judgments against defendants
for costs.
George Collins ct al VS.. Il. r. Pool;
motion TO make complaint more ex-
plicit filed and sustained.
J. c. Washington VS.. James Frazer
continued.
c. s Cummings ct al. vs.. Bud Quick.
suit for collection; judgment as pei
stipulation on file
J. f. Robinson VS.. r. A. Archer, at
tachment case; dismissed
X. S Pittman VS. Eliza Lewis ct al;
continued by agreement.
b. f. Sullivan vs.. w. w. Vannoy;
continued.
In the case Of the city Of Ardmore
VS.. Chickasaw and Choctaw Nations.
in regard to condemning and setting
price on the waterworks lands. The
mayor presented a petition asking
for 111O acres to be paid for at the
rate of $3.50 per acre. TO which the
court and jury concurred.
VIM. Murrall VS.. John w. sharrock,
damage suit; dismissed each pay own
costs.
J. H. Jackson VS. Richard Ruther
ford; judgment as per stipulation on
file.
Purcell Mill and Elevator company
VS.. r. w Randol; dismissed by plain
tiff at its cost.
Bud Coyle VS.. j. b. Wilson ct al,
which took up SO much time yester-
day. was a suit for the recovery of
some money due the plaintiff on his
fathers estate, which J. b. Wilson
withheld for payment of a debt of de-
deceased, George Coyle, to w. b.
Blanchard & Co. of which he was a
partner. Wilson came into the pos
session of the money as trustee. The
case was continued until next term.
J. NJ Coulter VS.. Continental Fire
Association, continued Defendants
have made an assignment and all
claims will be transferred to tie court
at Dallas.
j. NJ. Bennett VS.. Ringing Bros,
damage suit; settled and dismissed.
w. II. Jackson VS.. John Milligan
transferred TO Tishomingo
Osborne Eckford VS.. Lizzie Eckford
divorce; granted.
John Vestal VS. Mrs. Sue Miller;
judgment as per stlmuplation on file
James Vaughn ct al. vs.. T. c. Lang
ley; judgment as per stipulation on
file
j. N. Fite VS.. j. Rosenthal. damage
suit transferred to Tishomlngo
At the close of the session this af.
ternoon took an adjournment un.
I'll Monday morning December %.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1902-12-24
MN, mn nIhn,t Wnrr,.

"The first serious accident case ever
had" said an old surgeon, was that
OF a young man who had lost an arm
his right arm II was, too-by the pre-
mature explosion OF n blast
Somehow he didn't give himself the
downheartedness that you might rea-
sonably expect OF a man who had sui
fered his loss; but, on the contrary. he
was really cheerful over It, and this
didn't understand And | said TO him
one day that thought he was pretty
plucky sort OF man TO look Mt things
as he did, considering that II was his
right arm too.
"Why, that" he said, "ls the one re-
deeming feature Of the whole business.
Suppose ia have lost my lefty
WHAT" said |.
why" says the man, I'm left hand
ed Where would | have been now II
l had lost my left arm? I'd have been
up the stump then, sure enough"
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1902-12-24
The order Pleased the Cook.

The following story is told on mis-
sionary OF the China inland mission, a
bachelor keeping house for himself In
the southern part Of China One morn
ing In ordering his dinner he wished
20 tell his cook TO buy n chicken. In
stead OF saying we for chicken he
aspirated the word, saying. Buy me a
che" Els cook thought that was an
eminently proper command and went
about his marketing In high good hui
NOR. At noon the missionary found no
chicken cooked In fact. no dinner at
all. for his cook had not returned.
About dark the man came back, say
ing; "This was not a good day for buy
Ing wives, and have been all day
looking FOR one, but at last | found
one for You. She Is rather old and not
pretty, but You can have her cheap. l
have promised $40 for her"
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1902-12-24

The Rock Island System. "Choctaw,
Oklahoma & Gulf r. r., will make un-
usually low rates this season for the
holidays. A rate of one fare, plus 50
for the round trip will be in effect
from all points to the Southeast, and
tickets will be on sale December 10,
II, 21. 22, 2S and &c, good returning
30 days from date Of sale.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1902-12-24
B o o K S Z?
We've many kinds.
Boyd & Reeds Book Store,
3 Doors East Postof1ice.
New Catholic Priest.

p. |. Wilwerding. a Catholic priest
from Oklahoma City, arrived yester-
day and will hold mass at the Catho-
lie church at midnight on the gath,
also at 3 and 10 o'clock a. m. on
Christians day. All Catholics and
friends OF the church are invited to
come out.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1902-12-24
Al the Jail.

a young man who has been working
at Kings Sunbeam joint on East Main
street named Dollar .,cBride, was ar.
rested yesterday by Deputy wnkIn.
son charged win introducing and sell.
ing, and failing to give bond was
placed in Jail
Virg Epsum. colored counterfeit.
ing, was arrested In Ardmore last
night by Deputy Henson Committed.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1902-12-24
EIec Ion Notice.

Office of Ardmore National Bank, Ard.
more, I. T., Dec. 13, 1902.
A meeting of the stockholders of
this bank will be held Tuesday, Janu.
airy 13, 1908, at the banking house, be-
tween the hours OF 10 o'clock a. m. and
o'clock p. m, for the purpose of elect
ing mint directors TO serve the ensuing
year LEE CRUCE Cashier.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1902-12-24

An adjourned meeting OF the stock
holders of the Indian Trust company
will be held at the same place, on the
same date and between the same
hours for the election of directors.
G, w STUART, Secretary,
First published Dec II, 1902.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1902-12-24
Licensed to Wed.


D. S. Sexton and Mrs, Lora Townly,
Hewitt.
Robert Greer and Ellen Jones
Wynnewood.
J. NJ, Phillips and Ella Harmon, Da-
Wis.
Austin Goodwin and Matte Blank
enship, Wynnewood.
l.. G. Lovett and Parthinia Gross,
Lindsay.
j, p. Laney and Ida w. Landrum,
Oakland.
J. C. Jones and Margaret Roy, Sui
phur.
G.. w. Bowen, Howe, Texas, and
Emma Silks. Springer.
Ben Bonnor and Lizzie Daniels, Ber.
wyn.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1902-12-24
CHARGED WITH ASSAULT.
7. A. Esstep Arrested-says He and
Brother Were Assaulted.

7. A. Esstep Arrested-says He and
Brother Were Assaulted.
This morning Deputy Ed House
came in from Davis having in charge
r. A. Eastep, charged with assault to
kill
Eastep gave bond and was re.
leased
He says that James Johnson and
his sons reported that his brother j,
X. Eastep. had falsified about some
things and that his brother had proven
TO them that he had not and asked
them TO retract what they had said.
This they refused to DO. and rode
on toward Davis, but soon returned.
the old man and three OF his sons, and
James Martin. They then jumped on
tne Easteps and beat j X up consid.
erably. T. A. receiving several blows
from pistols.
The Johnsoas filed complaint
against the Easteps hence the arrest.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1902-12-24
Christmas Greetlna.

To patrons having a half or a dozen
cabinet platina photographs made dur.
ing Christmas week we will give one
handsomely embossed calendar orna.
mented with your own picture.
ANSLEY BROS,
2f-3. Blue Tent Photographers.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1902-12-24

Local Holiday Excursion Rates.
On December "a, 25 and 81 and Jan.
uary the C. o. & G. railway will sell
round trip tickets for one fare within
200 miles Of selling station. Limited
January 2. w. A. DASHIELL.
Agent.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1902-12-24

Moran Scott was out on the street
yesterday for awhile Mr.. Scott had
both bones in his arm broken. Mrs.
Scott is getting along fine, he says.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1902-12-24
Raa carpets.

am better prepared than ever to
weave your rag carpet.
MRS. G. A. MUELLER.
1927 sth Ave, N. W., Ardmore I. t.
l9-d&w1m
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1902-12-24
Chamber Of Commerce Committee.

Finance. A. Bivens, c. l.. Ander-
son, ]. A. Madden.
Manufacturing and mercantile in
terests-C. r. ones, ]. r. Pennington,
j. X. p. Campbell.
Public highways-Max Westheimer,
L. B. Robertson, w. s. Wolverton, A.
II. Palmer, II. II. Pennington.
Advertising-Si Simon, t. N. Cole
man, Grin Redfeld.
Railroads, etc.-W. A. Ledbetter. f.
NJ. Gates, John l.. Gait, w. f. Whit
tington, G. l.. Herbert.
Agriculture. b. Boone, John +.
Easley, ]. S. Mullen, NJ. Munzesheimer.
MembeTship-C. l.. Byrne, X. w.
Dick, Don Lacy.
Entertainments-Joh l.. Gait, "A.
V. Doak, e. W. Roberts.
House-R. w. Dick, w. A. Wolver-
ton, A. C. Young.
Arbitratiou--C. L. Herbert, Lee
Cruce, d. L. Allen, w. p. Poland, j.
b. Spragins.
SIDNEY SUGGS, Pres.
c. L. BYRNE. Secy.
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g MHv.>,

rhis signature Is on every box OF the gcnuins
Laxative BrOmo.Quinine Tablet.
ne remedy that curcs cold in one dag
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Taken Up.

Make the home happy with a "Ro-
tary Grand" Standard Sewing Ma.
chine. They will last a lifetime. See?
WEEKS BROS.
l4tf. Practical Timers and Plumbers.
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Aldermen.

First Ward. w. Goledge, ]. s.
McCharen.
Second Ward-J. s. Mullen, !. r.
Best.
Third Ward-C. L. Byrne, w. c.
Kendall.
Fourth ward-W. T. Gardner, A. G,
Young.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-10-16
you can't guess? Well. here Is
mamma corue to spend the summer
with us."
COLLEGE AND SCHOOL.

Oscar Gorrell of the University of
Oregon has been elected instructor of
English in the Tung Wen institute at
Annoy, China.
The national board of education of
Great Britain now requires that nature
study shall be taken as one of the sub
jects Of examination in rural schools.
Professor Olsen Of the University of
Wisconsin is at present in Copenhagen.
He has been conducting researches in
the languages spoken in Scandinavia.
Professor Kuno Pitcher Of the Uni
versity of Heidelberg remarked to the
students Of his class the other day that
he had reached his seventy eighth
birthday and had taught more than a
hundred semesters without having
ever been i'll or asked for leave of alb
Epncp on any ut hpr grounds
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-10-16
THE SAuERKRAUT PEDDLER,
A Character Common TO the German
section Of New York.

4 Character Common 10 the German
tScction Of New York.
The regular and popular visitor to
the German inns and taverns OF the
east side is the sauerkraut man. He
brings his calling with him from the
old country and finds more profitable
field in New York than in Berlin or
Hamburg. His equipment is quite Gu
rious. He wears a blue or white apron
running from his neck nearly to the
ankles, and from his shoulders is sds-
pended circular metal box which
goes half around his waist. 1t has
three large compartments, two of
which are surrounded by hot water.
In one are well cooked frankfurter
sausages and in the other thoroughly
boiled sauerkraut. In the third COM
Dartment is potato salad. He carries in
his hand basket in which are small
plates and steel forks. One sausage
and generous spoonful Of sauerkraut
and potato salad cost cents. All three
articles are Of good quality, we'll
cooked and seasoned. He flnds his best
customers in the bowling alleys, where
the exertion demanded by the game
produces large appetites. Next to these
are the taverns which do not supply
food with their drink. Last Of all are
the halls and meeting rooms where
different societies assemble. His night
" stock consists of fifty sausages, sew
en- pounds Of sauerkraut and as much
more Of salad. On bad evenings he
takes only half as much stock as on
fair ones Some of the more fortunate
peddlers have arrangements with clubs
which pay them very fair profit upon
their goods. Others are free lances
who visit every place where they think
they can effect 9 sale.
The metal boxes are very ingenious
and are made in Germany. The metal
u some variety of pewter, and the
fitting of the compartments and OF the
entire affair to the body is very &C.
curate. The covers are so we'll hinged
AND snug at the edges that when the
owner falls down he is not liable to
spill any Of the contents. The con-
trivAnce costs some So in Germany.
and about s. in New York. A few Of
the peddlers appeal to educated pal
hteS and carry with them cervelat,
beck. reh. leberwurst and vienna,
as well as frankfurters. These fancy
sAusages usually bring 10 cents instead
of the regulation ).
The forks are washed after the Gus.
toulrr has finished his little meal. and
FROM repeated cleansing and use are
other hand. are SO banged and bruised
that they might be easily mistaken for
crackle wear.-New York Post.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-10-16
PERT PERSONALS.

Many sins are laid at Morgan's door.
but no one has yet accused him of talk
ing too much.-Baltimore American.
Alfred Austin is accused of playing
the flute. Perhaps that is the reason
his poetry trills instead of thrills
Washington Post.
Carrie Chapman Gait says that nine
tenths of the criminals are men. This
Is mild. She might have said that
nine-tenths of the men are criminals
Omaha News.
Mr.. Carnegie did not break down in
building up the steel business that Mr..
Schwab has been managing. These
young fellows are pert, but they lack
staying powers.-Detroit Free Press.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-10-16
A. P. ABBOTT & co

TDe Lucky Member Of the Family.
mo use o. talkin'," said Mr.. Erastus
Pinkley. dat brother O. mine is a
mighty lucky man. He allus has mon.
ey."
But you must remember that he is
much more industrious than you are.
He isn't at all afraid of work."
Oats jes' de point He were lucky
in bein' born industrious. "-Washing
fnn Star
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-10-16
Seeinx's Not Believing.

Bargen-Yes, sir; only paid $40 for
this suit. Why. could tell anybody
paid $40 for it, and he'd believe It.
Don't you think SO?
OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES 80. pro
vided you told him over the telephone.
PHILADELPHIA PresA
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-10-16
Not Far Enough.

Not Far Enough.
Tess-I don't like Jack Hansoms
ways at all. He's always trying to kiss
me.
Jess-Oh. come, now. You know you
can't imagine anything nicer than to
have him kiss you.
Tess-Exactly; but as tell you. he's
always trying. and that's all.-Phila.
0elphia Press.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-10-16
The Business yastl.et ,

II think our little Bertha may grow
up to be as rich as Hetty Green II she
has any kind of luck"
why"
"Her little brother swallowed one Of
her pennies the other day, and she in
sisted on charging interest on it while
he had it in his possession."-Chicago
Record Herald.