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The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1902-06-13
Important S. S. Conventions.

What will be in most respects, the
most important religious convention
of the year, the Tenth International
Sunday School Convention, is to meet
in Denver from June Goth to 30th.
From 1000 to 1900 Sunday School
workers ARE expected to attend. The
International Convention Is dele.
gated body representing auxiliary as
soclations and standing for the or
ganized cooperation of Sunday
School interests. One of the functions
of the International Convention is
the election of a lesson committee
to prepare the international series
for 1906-1911. The committee to be
appointed this year will be unusually
important because since the appoint
ment of the present committee in
1896 the whole field of Sunday School
teaching has received unusual atten-
ton from specialists in pedagogy, and
a comparatively new psychology OF
religious training has come to the
front and must be considered by the
new committee.
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The Daisy.
Cor the Chronicle

Cor the Chronicle.)
Flower with heart of gold,
In whose wreath of snowy leaves
Is many fate foretold,
We hail thee.
Through meadows dank and sweet,
Where the long grass mods and weaves
Tangled nets for childish feet,
We seek thee.
On the hillside, hot and steep,
Where all day the sunshine plays,
And the soft winds never sleep,
We find thee.
No jewels rare can with thee compare,
Oh daisy chain oe childhood's days,
And daisy ball so round, so fair,
We love thee.
Maidens search the heart of gold,
For the story never old-saying
To my human heart unfold,
We pray thee.
Ask the petals as they fall,
For the answer, one | love,
Two love, four best of all,
Oh haste thee.
Around the snowy disk so even,
Six she loves, seven he loves, eight
Both, nine he comes with love Ger
laden,
To greet thee.
Three white darts in the heart of gold,
Ten he tarries, eleven he courts,
Oh daisy, twelve to his heart he folds.
We bless thee
RACHEL A. HOLT,
Morris 2 lains, New Jersey.
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Plumbing, Timing, Steam and
Gas Fitting,

at their OFFICE, al Mill street, Tele-
phone 1884 l, or at the store of William
Fl. Hibler, South street, city.
The Senior member of this partner
ship, JOHN J. CARROLL, has been
plumbing in this City for Twenty-Five
years, and his reputation as plumber
is too well known forsany further COM
ment. 253s
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LOCAL RELIGIOUS NEWS

C~ Pastors will please send in theil
religious notices not later than Thursday
of each week.
BAPTIST CHURCH
Divine worship at 1870 and 1880. At the
morning service, Rev. r. G.. Boville. of New
York, will preach. In the evening, the pastor
Rev. Samuel Zane Batten. Topic: play The
Man.
Sunday school, D. M.
Endeavor Society 6.45
Thursday evening, prayer meeting 7:!5.
SOUTH STREET PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH
Sunday. Service morning and evening.
Rev; s. I. Carter, D. D.. will preach.
Y. p. 3. @. E. 6.45 D. m.
Sabbath school at 3 p. M
Thursday 7.45 p. M, mid-week prayer
meeting.
CHURCH OF THE REDEEMER.
Third Sunday after Trinity June Is.
Morning prayer and sermon Gin the Chapel
at 10 30 q. M
Evening prayer p. m.
Sunday School, 2:45, D. m.
MARKET STREET MISSION.
Meetings nightly at 7.45 p. m. Sundays
80 p. m.
Tuesday, 3.45 p. m, Children's meeting.
Thursday, p. m. Mothers meeting.
Mems reading room daily from 7.30 q, m
to 9 BOP. m.
Young Women's reading room from 7.sO tc
Boys Club, for white boys, Monday, Wed
nesday and Friday, at 80 p. m. for colored
boys Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday, al
LOO p m.
INDEPENDENT METHODIST CHURCH.
% Spring Street,
Sunday 10:45 a. M, preaching by the pastor
7:45 p. M, The Few. @. F. Nettleship OF
Newark will preach Prof. Hempsted and Quar-
tet of trained singers will sing.
Sunday school, 2;45 p. m.
All cordially invited.
CHURCH OF THE ASSUMPTION
Masses on Sunday at $50 and $50 q. M.
high mass at O.3O a. M. Benediction at 3p. m
Sunday school at .. m.
ST. MARGARET's CHAPEL
Masses on Sunday at 80 and 9 .50a M.
ST. PETERS CHURCH.
First Sunday after Trinity.
Holy Communion, 73O a. m.
Morning Pray er Sermon and Holy Com
munion 10l0 a. m.
Preacher, Rev w. M. Hughes, D. D. Rector
Church of the Redeemer.
Sunday School, p. m.
Evening Service, p. m.
FIRST PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH.
Sunday preaching services-103O a. M, and
400 p. m.
Sunday School, 2:45 p. m, Y. P. s. @. E
meeting, 6:40p. m.
pm.
Officers of the Sunday School for the year
beginning June 18th, 1902: Superintendent
george n, voorhees,. urSu assistant Super1n
tendent, f. H. DeCoster; second assistant
superintendent, Miss O. Rose Crane; secretary
and treasurer, w. @ Van Doren.
Officers of the Parish for the year beginning
June II, 1902: Trustees, Stephen Pierson. NJ D.
J. H. Van Doren James Clark; treasurer
Henry Cory; parish clerk, F. b. Goblet.
APOSTOLIC CHURCH.
Services will be conducted In the Hall, 2f
Spring street.
Sunday morning. 1890 a. m.
Afternoon service, 3.30p. m,
Evening service, 80 p. m.
Thursday evening, 7.30 p. m. Mid-week prayer
meeting.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1902-06-13

The local strawberry crop will be
about two weeks late this season.
The growers, however, announce that
lit gwiH sbesthe largestcrop in several
years, JAG. y~.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1902-06-13
Reduced Rates TO Denver, Colorado
Springs and Pueblo.

On account of the Triennial Con-
vention of the International Sunday
School Association, to be held at Den
YER, Col, June 26 to July 2, the
Pennsylvania Railroad Company will
sell excursion tickets to Denver, Col
orado Springs, or Pueblo, COL, from
all stations OH its lines, at rate Of
single fare for the round trip.
Tickets will be sold and good going
on June 81 to 28J and will be good
to return leaving Denver, Colorado
Springs, or Pueblo not later than
August 81. Tickets must be validated
for return passage by Joint Agent al
any of the above mentioned points fol-
which service fee Of 70 cents viii
! For specific rates and conditions,
apply 70 ticket agents. Z
During this month the Woman
Union Prayer meeting will be held
in the parlor of the Methodist Epis.
copal qhurcL each Thursday smorninP
At III. OOs
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rIorristown Free Kindergarten.

The tenth annual exhibit of work
with songs and games, by the chill
dren attending the Morristown Free
kindergarten will be held in the
rooms in the McAlpin Block, on
Wednesday, June 18th. at 10 a, M.
All are invited,
On the following day the children
will take their work honey
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1902-06-13
ALEX. BENNELL & CO., GROCERS.
NOTICE.

JOHN J. CARROLL, who for years
has been in the firm of LooNEY & CAR
ROLL, has formed partnership witt
his son, WILLIAM j. CARROLL, an6
are now ready to receive orders for
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1902-06-13
COUNTY BIBLE SOCIETY.

Held Eighty fifth Anniversary in Pres.
bvterian Church, Dover this Week.
The eighty-fifth anniversary Of
the Morris County Bible Society was
held in the First Presbyterian
Church, Dover, on Tuesday, June 10th,
1902, at 10. 30 a. m.
The Rev. Charles F. Wood, of the
Congregational Church, Chester,
N. J.. preached the sermon, taking for
his text Luke s II "The seed is the
word of God" Rev. E. j. Stoddard,
D. D., and Rev. Thomas A. Reeves
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1902-06-13

e# Pastors will please send in their
religious notices not later than Thursday
of each week.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1902-06-13
seaboard Interchangeable Mileage Ticket

Seaboard Air Line Railway has
placed on sale 1000 mile tickets at
$50. 90, which tickets are good over it's
entire system, and also over the lines
of its important connections, repre-
senting in all approximately $4,000
lmlles.
Fullinformation as to these tickets
may be obtained upon application tc
any agent Jr representative of the
company. 342l
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-10-31
A Clever Horse.

A great many horses are fed on the
streets from "catbags" drawn up over
their noses and wabbling about in a
manner which must make it very un-
comfortable to eat ones dinner in that
way. The Boston Herald tells of a
bright horse down in PIE Alley
which had nearly reached the bottom
of his bag. 1t wabbled awfully, but
the oats were sweet and he was hun.
cry. In front Of him stood wagon,
and the wagon had wheel. Happy
thought! He walked up to the wheel.
rested his canvas bag on the top Of it
and finished his dinner to the last oat
in comfortable, leisurely fashion and
with a twinkle in his eye. If that was
not triumph Of mind over matter.
what was it?
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-10-31
THE COOKBOOK.

Put a pinch of bicarbonate Of soda
in the water whe:i boiling salmon
This makes it a beautiful red color.
When roasting fowls put them into
an intensely hot oven until carefully
Drowned after that cook slowly. bast-
ing frequently.
When gravy is being made FROM!
roast veal, lamb. beef or chicken. use
milk instead of water added to the
brown drirpings left in the pan after
the fat he's been poured off.
Before baking bluefish the creole
cooks pour over it a sauce made from
fresh CT canned tomatoes in which
garlic is chopped. 1t is then baked un.
til the flesh of the fish flakes, admitting
the sauce.
For quick cake beat until thick
four eggs; add four tablespoonful Of
sugar. half a cupful of -four. little
cinnamon and lemon rind: beat well
and spread on a baking pan; bake in
quick oven and cut at once.
Cooking teachers say that the ingre-
dents for pancakes. fritters and the
like should he mixed fully two hours
before the batter is Lprued. This. they
explain. gives the -four chance to
swell. and the batter is better and
more wholesome.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-10-31
THE WORST FORM.

n Multitudes are singing the praises
OF sKodol, the new discovery which is
makiog ST. many sick pc pile well and
weak POI pie strong by digestine what
they ea5, by cleansing and sweetening
the stomach AMI by transforming
their food into the kind Of pure, rich,
red blood that makes you feel gol all
-ver. Mrs. Crandll, of Troy, l. T.,
writes: For number of years was
troubled with digestion and dyspep
STA which grew into the worst form.
ssEinaIly was induced to use Kodol
and after using four bottles l am en-
tirely cured. heartily recommend
Kodol 10 all sufferers from indigestion
" I'd dysNepsil, roke dose ats
meals. 1t digests what yo1 80.
e. 4. Drown.
Red Cross Poarmacy.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-10-31
How to Keep Young,

One of the secrets Of keeping young,
vigorous and supple jointed is to con-
tinue to practice the activities of youth
and to refuse to allow the mind to
stiffen the muscles by its suggestion
of age limitations. If men like Peter
kept up the vitalizing exercises Of ro-
bust manhood when far into the
eighties. had succumbed at forty to the
thought Of approaching age. how much
Of their valuable life work would have
remained undone!-Success
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-10-31
Have IOE HySOEhO

MySOpholia is the scientific MA me for
a complaint the symptoms of which
ar" familiar to every one. morbid fas-
tidiouSncsS" would lie a roundabout
WAY Of expressing the same failing. ~
person suffering from sUpnohia,
says medical journal. ION taking his
seat at table begins by scrutinizinG
closely every article placed there for
his use. He holes his tunbcr up tn
the light to see If it is free from finger
marks. lie scans his napkin to u.akc
sure that it is immaculate. and one
by one each Object is critically passed
in review. In advanced cases the suf,
ferer mechanically wipes the various
articles. using the napkin for the pur-
pose But there is compensation in
everything. and what may be an an
moving idiosyncrasy in guest be.
comes an undeniable virtue in a do
nestle hicaSo News.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-10-31
NATURAL ANXIETY,

Mothers regard approaching winter
with uneaslness, children take cold so
easily. No diseas: costs more lutte
lives than crouf. It's attack is 50
sudden that the a.tferer is often be-
You'd human aid before the doctor ar
rives. Such cases yield readily to
One Minute Cough Cure. Liquities
the mucus aliays iuflmation, removes
danger Absolutely safe. Acts im-
mt diately. Cures coughs, colds, grip,
bronchitis, all throat and lung Trouble
F. S. Mcmahon, Hampton, GA: "Abad
bad cold rendered volceless just before
an oratorical contest. | int nded TO
Withdraw but Tor One Mir ute Cough
Cure. 1t restored ~ voice 10 time
TO win the medal
E. A Drown
Red Cross Pharmacy.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-10-31
A Surety.

Somehow" said the girl in blue, ~
can't help wishing had accepted
him"
"Why. dear?" asked the girl in gray.
why, he swore that he'd never be
happy again. and I'm afraid he is"
"Ah, yes" commented the girl in
gray reflectiyely. "As matters are now
you can't be sure that he isn't, but If
you'd married him you could make
sure Of it."--Chicago Post:
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-10-31
ErGnOny v.

Fudge-Yes Spinks has splendid
system of economy.
Judge-How so?
He goes to work and lays aside
money for something he doesn't need"
mo economy in that"
Isn't there? Well. by the time be
has the money saved he always fin Is
out he doesn't want the thing and
then the money is saved. Baltimore
Herald
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-10-31
Central Vermont Railway
Time Table.
Corrected TO Oct. u, 1902.
Trains leave Barre daily except Sun
day as follows:

eoING SOUTH.
ss5 ANIMAL for Boston via Lowell
or Fitchbure. New York via Springfield
and all New England potn's.
1901 P Mast Express for Boat n
via Lowell; New York via Springfield
and via New London Buffet Par!or car
Montpei r Jet. to Boston and Springfie Ia
h3OP. M.-Local Passenger for North
field, Ra ndolph. and White River juno
1891 A. M.-Night Express daily, In:
clu ting Sundays, for Boston via Lowell
and New York via Springfield. Pull
man sleeping cars Nc ntpeneT junction
TO Boston and to Spri Nc field (No con-
nection for New York Saturday night.
GOING NORTH
1901 A. M.-Daily connecting at Mont
pelier with night EXPIRE ., leaving at
$50 A. M, for all points north and west.
s.s5 A. M.-Passenser for Burlington.
st. Albans. Montreal and Richlord. Con-
ali points on Rutland Railroad.
a.O5 P. M.-Mail for Burlington, Rut-
and, Cambridge Junction. st. Adams.
Montreal and Ogdensburg.
St. Adams, Montre cal and Chicago. Pull
man sleeping car, Montpelier Junctien to
Chicago without change. eDue chicago
845 p. II. next day.
Suburban Service
Trans to Montpelier. Leave Barre S IS
A, NJ, 1901, sos, $50 P. NJ, 1901 :. Nj.
Trains to Barre. Leave Montpelier.
$40, go A " u IS, SO and 6 20 7 N
Wi.llamsto~n Trairs
Leave Barre 20, 80 P NJ Due WI
Jamestown, 81, $40 p NJ
Leave Will 'amstOwn 80 A NJ $50 p
Nj Due Barre, s o. A NJ 3 60 P NJ
Ell, FITZHUG ) " CUMMING
re pvee G n MGR g. y "ass A =
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-10-31
LOOK OUT FOR FEVER.

Biliousness and liver disorders at
This season may be prevented by
cleansing the system with DeWitt's
Little Early Ri,ers. These famous
little pills do not grippe. they move
the bowels gently, but copiously and
by reason Of the tonic properties.
give tone aud strength to the glands
+. A. Drown & Co.
Red Cross Pharmacy.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-10-31
Alternative of Education.

Education" said the impassioned
orator. begins at home"
''That's where you're off" said the
calm spectator. 1T begins in the kin,
dergarten. is continued in the boarding
school. football field. Paris. London
and Wall street and ends in either
Sing Sing or Newport. Life.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-10-31
LeprOsy, Fish and Arsenic.

A lecturer at the London polyclinic
declared at recent meeting that the
progress of leprosy could be arrested if
sufferers would abstain wholly from
eating fish. He cited several cases in
his own experience. One was that of a
man who was blind from leprosy and
who had had muscular atrophy for tif-
teen years. After eighteen months alb
stinence. taking at the same time small
Goses of arsenic. all traces of patches
had disappeared from his hands and
feet.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-10-31
Depends on Circum staucee,

She-Do you regard marriage as a
necessity or luxury!
He-Well, when man marries a
cross eyed girl who says silly things,
whose nose turns up at the end and
whose father is worth about 5000, 900,
l should say it was n necessity.-Chi-
cago Record Herald.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-10-31
FORTY YEARS TORTURE.

To be relieved from a ,torturine
disease after 40 years torture nigh,
we'll cauie the gratitude of anyone
That is what DeWitt's Witch Haze
Salvh dill fore Haney, Geneva, o.
He says: "DeWitt's Witch Haze
Salve cured Of piles after 1 had suff'
cred 40 years. Cures cats, burn!
WOUNDS, skin diseases. Beware Of
counterfeits.
E. A. Drown
Red Cross Pnar macy.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-10-31

Users OF films will find that after de
velopment and fixing they may be
washed with ease and certainty by
pinning the strips to u piece of board
and floating the same, film down. in the
bathtub. In this way they may be left
indefinitely without attention, and as
the chemicals to be eliminated from the
film. are heavier than the water the
process is simple and thorough.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-10-31

"a dose in time saves lives" DR..
Woods Norway Pine Syrup; natures
remedy for coughs, colds, pulmonary
diseases Of every sort.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-10-31

An amateur sportsman had mistaken
4 calf for deer, and the calf was
breathing it's last.
'"T-tell mother" gasped the dying
martyr, addressing the sympathetic
sheep that stood near by-"t-tell moth
er t-that died game"
Another struggle, and the agony was
Over.-Chicago News.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-10-31

No one would ever be bothered
with constipation II everyone kne "
how naturally and quickly Burdock
Bloo1 Bitters regulates the stomach
and bowels.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-10-31
A Matter For Wonder.

Mrs. Peck twho has returned from
Niagara,-I stood speechless--
Mr.. Peck-Wonderful, wonderful!
Ito himself)-I wonder how Niagara
did it?-Detroit Free Press.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-10-31

Scald head is an eczema If the scalp
very Use we're sometimes, but it can
be cured. Doan's Ointment quick and
permanent ia it's results. At any
drugstore 30 cents.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-10-31

Eyes; higgins is going to send his
daughter across the water for her
voice."
Thinks it will be cultivated in Eu
rope?"
NO: he's got an idea that maybe
she'll lose it on the way Baltimore
News.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-10-31

II don't suppose he meant anything
unkind." said the young woman. but
1t was Il very startling coincidence"
What do you mean?"
Just before Harold and got mar
vied his friends persuaded him to join
don't worry club" - Washington
Star.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-10-31

One of the worst things that can hap
pen young man is to get the notion
that he can't have a good time without
wasting his noney.--Atchison Globe.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-10-31
In q Brown study.

Architect-Ha,e you any suggestions
for the study, Mr.. Quickrich?
Quickrich-Only that it must be
brown. Great thinkers, understand.
are generally found in brown study.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-10-31
just n r.

A 1T" will work wonders if properly
applied. 1t makes bough bought, turns
here to there. makes tone out of one
and transforms the phrase "allow his
own" into "tallow this town."
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-10-31
H. S. BOARDMAN, M. D.
SPECIALIST m ELECTRICITY.

Office at Residence, 1o7 State ST.,
Montpelier, W.
Office Hours, from l to ) and too n.
We cure or benefit all kinis 3t
Rheumatism, Neuralgia, Nervots DIS
eases Of Women. We cure or benefit
Cancers with the X-Rays. Tubercn.
losis in lungs, in trst stage cured IN
second stage benefitted.o Lupus anc
other Tut CIRCULAR Disease OF face az.
limbs cured with X-Ray treatment
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-10-31

Cures Group, sore throat, pulmonary
troubles, - Monarch over pain OF
every sort. DR.. Thomas Electric
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-10-31

McBrier-Did yez ever see horse
jump foive feet over fince?
McSwatt-Oi've seen 'em Jump four
feet over. didn't know that horse
had fOive feet!-Indianapolis News.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-10-31
Tn In the World.

"Are they richer now?"
"Yes: now they talk of their country
place instead of the farm "-Detroit
Free Press.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-10-31

A message travels over an ocean ca.
BILE at about 700 miles a second.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-10-31
SERVANTS IN JAPAN
A LAND WHERE DOMESTIC SERVICE
IS CONSIDERED AN HONOR

The "B0ys" That Wait ON Table In
Hotels and How They Work.
Household Servants That Are Equal
In Birth to Their Masters.
Ottumwa semi-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1899-1903, 1902-01-16
Johnny's "Nick."

Johnny's "Nick."
Papa-W h o in
thunder hacked the
door like that?
10 hnny-T did.
Yesterday when
mamma said l was
a good boy and did
everything you told
me you said to put
a nick in the door.
and / did it
Brooklyn Life.
Ottumwa semi-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1899-1903, 1902-01-16
Sickenin~.

If music is the
food of love.
Plain food alone
we covet,
For ragtime love
songs seem to
us
The Indigestion
of it.-Philadel-
phia Press.
Ottumwa semi-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1899-1903, 1902-01-16
He TunbIed,

"Ha, ha!' laugh
ed w lille. Il
chucked a bananer
skin in front of de
teacher"
Il don't see any
joke in that" spoke
up his mother.
"Don'tyou? Well,
he t u m b | e d all
right, all right"
Ottumwa semi-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1899-1903, 1902-01-16
More Likely to
Get 1t.

Markley = No, ]
can't let you have
a V. Why don't
you get jerks to
lend it to you?
Borroughs But
he doesn't know
me very well.
Markley That's
why I suggested
hi,,,
Ottumwa semi-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1899-1903, 1902-01-16
The Percentage,

The Wife = You
only give me 3 per
cent of your time.
The rest you spend
at your club.
The Husband =
But, my dear, 5
per cent of your
fortune is all that
your father allows
me for my use.
Ottumwa semi-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1899-1903, 1902-01-16
Had Small Hope.

First Physician
l understand the
measles have bro
ken out in your
neighborhood?
Second Physician
Yes, but the fam
lilies are SO scatter
ed I'm afraid they
won't catch.-Bos-
ton Post.
Ottumwa semi-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1899-1903, 1902-01-16
- - ia - bs
T h e m a n w h O
thinks he knows
it all
Is an unselfish
elf.
He wants to talk
to you instead
OF thinking to
himself.
If l his wondrous
wisdom had,
I'd work awhile,
and then
I'd be so rich I'd
have no time
To talk to other
men.
Washington Star.
Time VIII Tell.


Il shall never
marry!" declared
Miss Elderly in a
tone meant to be
firm.
Don't say that"
answered her best
friend, Florence.
Women older than
you have had pro-
posals."
Ottumwa semi-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1899-1903, 1902-01-16
Fair Warming.

He placed a sign,
| "B e ware the
dog!"
And when the
work was done
Quoth he, Now all
who run may
read
And all who read
may rum"
Philadelphia Press.
Ottumwa semi-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1899-1903, 1902-01-16
A Difference.

"They differ as
to religion"
why, 1 didn't
suppose that either
of them cared a
rap about reli-
gion."
well, they didn't
until they found
out that they diff
fered as to it,"
Life.