Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1902-12-16

You may fro when ready Cannon
Boston Herald
DO you remember the name Of the dis
ease King Edward had last june? -Bos-
ton Globe.
\ lot of fine football talent seems to
be going TO waste in the German Reich
stag.-PittsbuIg Gazette.
Some of the puns which were inspi--
led by the Presidents trip are absolutely
Observation-Disclosures Herald.
The original Cannon man is becoming
ABOUT as numerous us the oldest living
graduate Of lale.-Hartfori Post.
President Eliot's arguments on union
labor convince us that Harvard is in
tieed of further requests News
Tribune.
| Parlor matches are forbidden BY law
/ after Jan. 1. AN right; VIZ can do our
counting in the woodshed New York
evening Telegram.
The way President Eliot is being sat
town upon should make yoa real glad
that You are nor Harvard man.-Hous-
Ton CFexaS) Post.
When a woman has had nine children
! she begins to have suspicious about some
Ct the beautiful passages in hove stories.
New York Pres
! On his arrival at Hongeong CcnsaI
General Bragg should immediately lease
( n safety deposit box in which to keep his
Vocabulary. -Hsrtford Post
If the prima donna who swallowed
| watch will swallow piano IS 4 chaser.
SIZE viii be well equipped with both time
and une.-kansas City Journal.
That Connecticut chauffeur who has
i bs'en sent to the penitentiary for killing
! people has INDUCED in his last dead revel
with his red delil.-Denver Post.
Among thinking people the verdict Of
aequittal in the Molineux case will be
/ regarded as a triumph of justice over
yellow journalisln.--lnd Journal.
Any young woman in Inc postal SER
wise who receives d proposal of marriage
may now be sure that she is NO. being
conrted for her salary. Washii.gton
Star
The next time the Mississippians invite
ths President to hunt with them they
| viii be wise enough to stake out few
PEI bears in the swamp.-Dallas Crexas(
! News.
lien. Chaffee is now facing the greatest
| danger an army officer can face. He il
within easy range of the newspaper re-
posters aud eorrespondents.-Bo Boston
! Herald.
The chemists IN the Armour labOra-
| tory at Chicago claim to have found
! cure for fools. The chemists ought 20
be able to hold their jobs.SiouN City
Joarnal
che Sultan of Morocco, who has had
the skulls of twenty rebels nailed to the
gates of Fec, can beat the yellow journals
at making scare heads - Philadelphia
Ledger.
Chicago school teachers are trying to
form : union. II many other localities
wofnen teachers are ruled ont IA lncligi-
bic when they fern ii union.--K Kansas
City Journal.
I'll the Republicans in Congress are
agreed that the message Of the President
was not so bad The Democrats are
agreed thst it was not SO good-Detroit
Free Press.
II is said that Count Boni de Castel-
lane has an $1,000 overcoat. This re-
calls the cowboy expression: "a hun
d'ed dollah saddle ON a ten-dollal boss
Denver Post.
Tie threat made in the German Reich
stag. that the empire will show her teeth
to the United States was injudicious.
Uncle San. is very skillful dentist
Boston Advertiser.
Win ii costs S5CO,O00 to try a man nc
cusea Of murder in New York, it is mse-
less to talk to some Western comnuni-
ties about the evils of lynching.--St
Louis Globe-DemoCrat.
Gen. Bragg is learning to talk Chi-
nese, The general is n much safer diplo-
mat when he is engaged in learning
language than when he is talking and
writing it.-Washinston Post
Sti1l another polar expedition is pro-
jected in spite Of the fixture of those
that have gone before. Plans fer the
relief party will be- announced u little
later Baltimore American.
This Baron Mdenchhausen who went
into the marriage syndicate with a view
TO capturing a $75O0000 American wild
ow, appears to have got a new way Of
spelling his Nance Boston Herald.
Having lambasted the public schools.
President Eliot has now turned his en-
ergies toward roasting the Sunday school
In his judgment. there is noihh,g good
save Harvard.-San Francisco Call.
Delegate r. Ware Of the Virginia
House of Delegates, who introduced n
bill against kissing, should have repeated
his name softly to himself several times
before he took action. New York World
The City Of Memphis is inclined to
boast OF its intelligence and good man
agement The football field is only fifty
feet from the hospital and very conycn-
lent to the medical college. Philadelphia
Ledger.
Ii may be wrong to question the mo-
tiyes of high Official but the public il
already wondering what excuse the Post
master General can offer for issuing n
l3-cent postage stamp.--St. Louis Globe
Democrat.
Carrie Nation deelined pay for little
cash III her head which she got in rail
road accident Carrie seems to be next
to the fact that her value as an article
Of commerce is too small to compute
Rochester Herald.