New-York tribune., 1902-04-14
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

God is good" said Sunday school teacher to Il
Chinaman, to whom religion being dispensed.
God sends us the sunlight and the rain and all
our blessings
God alice samee good to me-" replied the China
man Sent me Iottily ticket brought heapee
money
Peek-a,Boo is the pseudonyme Of an old codger
tin" He answers questions with respect 70 social
correspondents asked, IF gentleman, is in the
habit Of calling on lady is II allowable a for Or him
sponse OF this conservator Of morals is; 7 don't
q great chump if he don't kiss her if she will let
him and tfir6 bi1 m most r ot 13s WI v Al Iorns gs
A visitor at the Capitol in Washington asked a
Senate doorkeeper the other day: What are they
discussing in the Senate?'
why. 1 think it's BIZ: to make it against the
law TO kill the President. was the reply.
Now. necessarily. when the girl baby arrived
there was much discussion among the the, members OF
I'VE will call her 'Geraldina. said the fond
why not call her 'Esmerada?' - asked the first
grandmother. II saw that name in a story once.
oh" murmured the second grandmother: that
would @ oSt d9 To 6f n Ks es fa IS Pey
And so odd. tool PUT in one of the aunts .,.,o-
who sat- near by. but You seem to forget that
we trying to find name for a human being.
and not for a five-cent cigar "-(Baltimore Amer
lean.
Doc" Smith the Republican boss of Southern
Michigan got his title in a peculiar way Some
time ago he bought farm near Adrian. Mich.
which was principally productive Of dockweed. The
neighbors began to speak OF the farm as smith $
dock farm" 1t not long before the farm was
known as Dock Smiths farm" and after that the
contraction to Doc" was easy.
Tut, Tut I say TO the gamiu who has sold
me the o'clock extra at 9 a H.
IJprp
cence and inquiries what is eating me
contans ts an account of the jail dee
livery. Yet where are the headlines that go with
Again the happy smile of childhood floats across
his face. as he shows me the two line item, read
'7wrench & Hammer yesterday delivered to the
sa.x st ia fall i'''0S''" 's nc" jan ''' was ''"'''O
Merrily saying that am dippy the youth hur-
ries adoWn the Observation-Disclosures Ameri-
Hundreds of eyes have been turned with interest
within the last few weeks to w H. Wiley chief Of
the Division of Chemistry of the Agricultural De-
partment. Before the Senate committee which had
charge of the investigation of adulterated foods
Professor Wiley of the important
witnesses His testimony was Illuminating and
also full Of much humor. He is well known through
out the country not only chemist. but also
the author of humorous songs the themes being
unique in many instances In pamphlet issued by
the New-Yor< Society of Chemists. composed large
ly Of graduates of German scientific schools. there
printed number of Professor Wiey's songs.
Since the publication of them in this and other
forms he has been popularity known the author
of songs of the agricultural chemists. 1t is timely
quote from called What's in It?'' a few
stanzas of which follow:
You should get your ears Topped. o Brien." said
tourist TO dn ao sa 54ss S
AN bedad,' replied the Hibernian II just
thnkin' yours would want TO be made larger; sure,
they're too small for ass s-'-(Tit-Bits
One morning after the papers had printed great
deal Of Dr. Wiieys testimony friend. who knew
about his natural habit of falling into the compo-
sition Of rhyme. wrote a verse to him, saying;
There came witness day. both Wiley and
witty,
To testify true before the Sugar Committee.
And the stories he told in ninble linsuistics,
Didn't do a thing to Reciprocity!
Church-Why do they call IL Wall Street? There
is wall down there.
Gotham-Oh. think your mistaken. I've heard
of a good many men going to the WALL down
there.-Yonkers Statesman.