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A 1t VIII he.

This" said the artist. us battle
sccnc-time. say. the year 1000 A. d.
The defending force is on the extreme
right of the canvass"
Il can't see them observed his
friend
Certainly not they are strongly en-
trcnchcd-
Cant see any entertainments
"Of course you can't The en-
trenohmcnts are skillfully concealed
from view
II should think you'd show some big
guns or something
Nonsense The guns arc disappear
ing guns. and they have disappeared.
We'll, how about the attacking
force:'
Over here on the left-all under
cover You can't expect them to expose
themselves TO the spectator any more
than to the enemy
Well, your picture is q mere land
scapc'
Yes but take it that's how bat
jlc will look in 1000
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\ young lawyer went down into Viz
ginia whiting the month TO attend a trial
in his native county 1t was essential
to prove that bitter enmity had existed
between defendant and plaintiff
plaintiff Is the proper term to apply to
the gentleman who had had a generous
handful of birdshot distributed into his
person \ witness. who was quite blind
testified in detail as to a quarrel be
tween the two
Then Lew grabbed up a chair and
broke it over Jims head. he said
How do YOU know that asked the
lawyer who was conducting the cross
examination.
81 was an eyewitness to it, remark
cd the blind man
An cye-witness?' repeated the law
yer. doubtingly
Yes" said the blind man Il was.
a piece OF the leg hit me in the right
eye. | certainly was an eyewitness. "
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Looked Worse Than she Fol-,

She was richly but inconspicuously
dressed and would have attracted no
particular attention az she stood on the
corner the other day had not her face.
under a white veil bcen writhing in a
series OF remarkable contortions. Sev-
eral persons paused to watch her make
faces and then came feminine &C
quantancc
why exclaimed the newcomer.
what upon earth is the natter"
The facial contortions ceased and
were replaced by smile.
With me? Nothing
But you looked as if you were suf-
iering terribly"
Never felt better"
But your face-you were twisting it
into all sorts Of shapes
The lady standing at the corner
laughed and held out her hands in each
of which was a parcel.
81 was only trying, she said, TO
work the edge of my veil down under
my chin
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How 10 Escaped.

Papa. said the little ono who is al
ways asking pulling questions, are
there wise women as we'll as wise men? ~
Il believe there arc, my son. was the
reply
We'll, does a wise man know more
than wise woman -
He may. answered the father In
fact. | guess he generally does. but if he's
wise and wants peace he's mighty care
full not to let her know il" Then, as his
wife was about to speak he hastily add
cd II am not wise man. my boy
have just demonstrated that by my
words
This left her so puzzled that he man
aged TO escape
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Christmas Dinner That Was Sot Eaten
Because Of indigestion This sorry tale
would not have been told IL tho system had
been regulated and the diRestion perfected
by the use of Natures remedy Garfield Tea
This wonderful Herb medicine cures all forms
o, stomach. liver and bowel arrangements
cleanses the system, purifes the blood and
lays the foundation for long life and con
tinued good health
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We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward Tor
any case Of Catarrh that cannot be cured by
Halls Catarrh Cure
T. J. CHENEY Il Co.. Props. Toledo. O.
We, the undersigned, have known r. j. Che
ney for the last Is years and believe him per-
fectly honorable in all business transactions
and financially able to carry out any obliga-
ton made by their firm.
WEST TRUAI, Wholesale Druggists, Toledo
Ohio.
WALDGNG, KIsNAN Il MARvrN. Wholesale
Druggists. Toledo. Ohio
Halls Catarrh Cure Is taken internally. act
ing directly upon the blood and mucous sur
facos Of tho system. Price 75c per bottle
Sold by all Druggists Testimonials free.
Halls Family Pills are tho best
The cost of painting the Tower Bridge.
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Mrs. Winsow Soothing Syrup for children
ieethng, soften the gums. reduces inhamma-
ton, allays pain. cures wind collie POE bottle
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\ married mans love doesn't grow cold
so long as his breakfasts are kept warm.
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Grade crossings IN Europe are unFnowi
Most things grow smaller As they are
contracted eXccpt debts
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No matter what ails you headache 10 q
cancer, YOU will never get well until your
bowels are put right. CAsCARErs help nature,
cure you without grippe or pain. produce
easy natural movements, cost YOU just 10
cents TO start getting your health back CAS-
cAnErs Candy Cathar,ic, the genuine. pu. up
IN metal boxes, every tablet has c. C. &.
stamped ON it, Beware OF limitations.
When a man is dropped for ron-poymcnt
OF dues hc is generally broke
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II takes a wise man to get others finan-
ciol'y interested in a fool scheme.
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Each package of PUTNAM FADELEss DYE
colors either SIX, Wool or Cotton perfectly
at one boiling. Sold by all druggists
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wish All n Happy New Year.

A barrel Of gasoline confined in cellar
ms twice the explosive force OF a barrel of
CInnnMder
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\ friend in need Is a iriend-who usu.
ally wants 10 borrow a flyer
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Happiness that comes with good health is
given 20 all who use Natures gift, Garfield Tea
This Herb Cure cleanses the system. purifes
the blood and removes tho cause OF disease
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Piso's Cure cannot be too highly spoken o,
as cough cure. W OBRIEN. 800 Third
Avenue, NJ. Minneapolis Mimi, Jan. Il. 1900
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New jersey skin Troubles

Can resist Tetterine. Il have been troubled
with Eczema four years. Tetterine has done
me so much good that 1 gladly recommend L.
Send another box. w. G. Fuller. Seminole
Cottage. Sea Cliff. NJ. SOC. a box by mail
from J. 7. Shuptrine. Savannah, Ga, If your
druggist don't keep it.
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the mosL
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A Gnnh way TO nerln lnna

Cleanse the system. purify the blood and
regulate the liver. kidneys, stomach and bow
els with the Herb medicine, Garfield Tea in-
surfing health and happiness for thc New Year.
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FITS permanently cured. No fits or nervous
nes9 after FIRST days use OF DR.. Klines Great
Nerve Rostorer. 81 trial bottle and treatise free
Dr. r. II. KLINE, Ltd. 93l Arch St, Phila Pa.
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Belfast is Irelands richest and most
populous city
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The feminine surplus in Mas, ahasctt.
is -O.39S
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The cost of painting the Tower Bridge.
London, is S25.0O0
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There arc three telephone circuits bc
tween New York City and Atlanta.
La Junta tribune., 1902-06-04

PERSISTENCE is necessary to get
all the good there is in advertis-
ing. The spasmodic advertiser IS
never satisfied with the results
obtained, any more than is the
man who never takes the time to
change his adv. II you advertise
at all, advertise right, and pay
Just as much attention to the space
in your newspaper as you do to
the daily receipts of your cash
register.
La Junta tribune., 1902-06-04
a..s u 4. vi. ns~seses..


George Schaub, well known
German citizen Of New Lebanon,
Ohio, is a constant reader OF the
Dayton Volkszeitung. He knows
that this paper aims to advertise
only the best in its columns, and
when he saw Chambcrlain's Pain
Balm advertised therein for lame
back. he did not hesiiates in buy
ing bottle OF it for his wife, who
for eight weeks had suffered with
the most terrible OF pains in her
back and could get no relief. He
says: "Aiter using the Pain
Balm for few days my wife said
TO me, Il feel as though born new,
and before using the entire contents
OF the bottle the unbearabie pains
had entirely vanished and she
could again take up her househ old
duties. He is very thankful and
hopes that all suffering likewise
will hear of her wonderful recov
cry. This valuable iiniment is Tor
sale by ali druggists.
La Junta tribune., 1902-06-04

The red veil OF carnage has been
lifted and peace again reigns in
the war ridden transvaal. The
Boer and Briton have laid aside
their arms and under the olive
branch made compact that brings
to an end great war that has
been waged mercilessly for nearly
three years. All prisoners are to
be brought back as soon as pos
sible to South Africa, without loss
of liberty or property. Military
occupation is to be withdrawn
soon, and self-government substl-
tuted. The Britons also provide
the sum of $4,000, 900 to be used
in restocking the Boer farms,
Britannia still rules the waves,
but not the Beers.
La Junta tribune., 1902-06-04

ANorHER producing well has
been opened in the Boulder belt
This time il is the Bradford and
the olesginous fluid was struck in
paying quantities at depth OF
Abs feet. Three hours later the
well had made 800 feet of oil. and
Its production will be on par
with any well so far opened IN the
Boulder district. The Bradford is
known as the Watermelon" well
because It is chiefly owned by resi-
dents of Rocky Ford. II is To-
Gated one half mile north OF the
Arnold. Work will now be com
menced upon the Otero, in which
a number OF La unta people are
interested. The Otero is located
near the Bradford, and the owners
have been waiting to see what the
outcome would be in the Bradford
we'll
La Junta tribune., 1902-06-04
Another o,ero County Trolley Line.
Committee


Articles OF incorporation were
filed at the office OF the secretary
OF state last Saturday morning Tor
the Otero County InteIurban
Ligh, and Power Company, sa, $
the Denver Times, The promot-
ers are: Senator Swink, w. b.
Goblin. Rocky Ford; II. r. Dye
and /. w. Beatty, Manzanola; +.
NJ. Wieiand. Fowler; and Charles
F. Lacombe. Denver.
The purpose OF the corporation
is to build an electric railway and
to furnish power to number oi
towns along the route OF the rail
way. II is intended TO do both
a passenger and freight business.
The growth OF the beet sugar in
dustry induces the promoters to
believe that this railway, tapping
the most productive beet sugar
district of the state, will have all
the freighc IT can carry.
According TO the articles OF in
corporation The company is to
build line through Otero county
from east to west, from La lunta
to the south line OF the county,
also connecting Rocky Ford and
La unta to the north side OF the
Arkansas river TO what is known
as the Holbrook tract, thence
south from the Holbrook tract to
La Junta.
The company is incorporated
Tor 81 900, 600.
Speaking of the new company,
Mr.. Lacombe said:
al merely went into this thing
to help out some of my friends
and in reality know very little
about the enterprise. Senator
Swink and the other gentlemen
| associated with us have long de-
sired TO build railway and they
asked me to take hold OF the cleo
trical side of il. l did so and
know only that the company ex.
poets to build FIRST class electric
line to those towns and to equip il
with the latest devices and the
finest Of rolling stock. 1t IS the
intention of the company to begin
work very soon and preparations
have been made to do great deal
Of grading. Much Of the right OF
way has been obtained and mum
Der Of surveys have been made.
Naturally, we are anxious to
furnish light and po yer to the
towns through which this railroad
La Junta tribune., 1902-06-04

The wise advertiser studies how
to get values into his space. He
also seeks TO get good out OF his
investment rather than keeping
the investment down to the lowest
point. IL isn't the lowest cost
that shows the greatest wisdom in
advertising any more than it is in
buying goods.
La Junta tribune., 1902-06-04

Don't fiirt over the telephone,
unless you want to court trouble.
A New York police Judge has just
sentenced young woman in that
stateto sixty days in jail for flirt-
ing ny phone with married man.
Several months ago the young lady
met the one person IN all the
world that would fill the aching
void in her bosom. She looked
up his telephone number and was.
his wife alleged, continually ring
ing up his house and asking him
10 meet her. The telephone was
usually answered by the irate wife,
and in consequence loves young
dream turned out to be bitter
pill for the telephone fiirt.
La Junta tribune., 1902-06-04
Carload Of Sc. Lions.

Capt, ]. 5. Mullett passed
through La Junta Sunday with a
carload OF live sea lions or seals.
He is on his way from San Fran.
cisco to Denver, where he has
sold two of the animals The rest
will be taken to Europe, where
they will be disposed OF to zoo
logical gardens and aqusIiums.
There were thirty eight in the car
altogether. and the captain says
there is a good market for them in
both hemispheres.
Captain Mullett, who is an old
sea dog, says he captured some ol
the seals away up North" and
says they are fur bearing. The
others are not SO valuable and
were taken at San Buena Ventura,
Cal. He started with forty, but
two died on the way. He has
them Grated and keeps them pack
ed in water and ice and feeds
them on fish.
La Junta tribune., 1902-06-04

The democrats who have been
ripping, ravrng and snorting about
the republicans being the friends
OF the trusts are now jumping on
the president for prosecuting the
beef trust Not only the liver ar d
the soul OF the average democrat
need fixin', but also likewise his
head.
La Junta tribune., 1902-06-04
Colorado. Hum.u Volcano.


Senator Patterson OF Colorado,
who first term does not end until
March 1907, has now been in con-
tinous eruption in Washington
about FIVE months. During that
time, according to the New York
Sun, he has made the following
record:
amendments proposed. ........... ..,....s :
Reports made e..-.................... u
Remarks to the senate. tc.......-.........-.,..sI .sI7
For five months Senator Patter-
son has beeu emitting steam, hot
air. boiling mud, black smoke,
foul ashes and dense suiphurous
vapors in way that makes the
physical disturbance at Marti
niqne spasmodic and intermitten
by comparison.
Nothing that comes before the
senate is too trivial or too serious
TO escape his "offensive activity" !"
but the policy and methods of his
country in the Philippines have
been the chief sufferers from the
noxious smudge that issues from
this distempered crater. Some
day he will explode and sink be
meath the waters Of oblivion that
have overwhelmed many vocifer'
Gus political volcanoes that have
preceded him.-Chicago Record
Herald.
La Junta tribune., 1902-06-04
Cheerful HeIpevs.


The Cheerful Helpers" of the
Presbyterian church will give a
measuring party at the home oi
Mr.. and Mrs. Leander Brown, on
Santa Fe avenue, Friday, Jane
9th, from 4 to 10 p. M. The mo-
dus operandi OF a measuring party
is POLITICALLY described in the fol
lowing:
The Presbyterian church you know,
where all good Prssbyterinns GO,
viii soon be gone, and where IL stands
VIII lie edi fie- fair aud grand.
The Cheerful HelI.cr,,' who are willing To do
Something good. honest aud true,
Wish To furnish the pulpit new.
SO a measuring party Is given to yon-
'Tis something novel as we'll new.
Mcssnr. yonr height, door or wall,
Bring two cents for each foot tall.
An extrn half penny for each inch give,
And thereby show how high yon live.
The Cheerful Helpers" work ali day,
And get you supper for very little pay.
With rccitationS and music hearty
They will greet you. one and all. mt their
party.
La Junta tribune., 1902-06-04

il to run, because we shall have to
transmit the power there anyway.
and il will add greatly to our in-
come II we can sell our surplus,
The Lacombe company already
has plants in s1me of the towns.
and when the road is built all of
the places will have first class
light and power service as well as
the advantages which the electric
line will give.
''Ali OF that phase of the busi-
ness is in the hands OF the gentle
men who live in the other towns,
and am only concerned with the
electrical part OF the enterprise.
! know, however, there is plenty
Of capital behind the project and
believe the venture will be pay
ing one"
La Junta tribune., 1902-06-04

Tue chairman OF the republican
state central committee, d. b.
Farley, of Colorado Springs, has
just returned from trip TO the
southwestern part Of the state,
where he went to canvas the po-
lisical situation in that section.
He says: There is no doubt
that the republican vote Will be
heavier this fall than for many
years. At the last election we
carried all but two of the counties
visited. The towns Of the San
Luis Valley have passed their
hard times; there is a good feeling
La Junta tribune., 1902-06-04

RAILROAD men tell US that the
brakemen know more about the
innermost business secrets of the
road than the president. The
brakemen generally keep a sharp
lookout and are loaded with more
information than the Encyclopedia
Britannica.
La Junta tribune., 1902-06-04

TngRs will be fine harvest OF
sugar beets from over o, 600 acres
near Sugar City this fall, and the
beet sugar factory will be taxed to
its utmost capacity. Same thing
in Rocky Ford, only more SO.
La Junta tribune., 1902-06-04

in business circles, and every sign
OF prosperity is evident Especi-
ally is this true in mining. lumber
and coal industries. 1t is about
time to ge, ready to climb into the
band wagon.
La Junta tribune., 1902-06-04
WEDNESDAY, JUNE 4, 1909

SUGAR CRY will vote upon a
water works proposition next FRI
day, the ballots to read for or
against the water works.
La Junta tribune., 1902-06-04
..rns yo,eAso.. DEADLY woax from

s'vHG volcANo'S DEADLY WORK from
the Fsii Of Pom sell 10 the De stsvetioW Of
-. Pierre" by Prof. Charlie. Morris, LII. u.
Most intensely Interesting book ever puhiish-
I'd. Complete thrilling and accurate account
Of greatest disaster that esrr bsfel the
human rucc-xreater even than Point,cii
Tells ho~ Martinique, one Of the nso>f bena-
tifui islands In the orid. Mns suddenly trans
formed into verifnhIe hell. About aD0 pages.
iefore and after dtsaster. Practically onl,
Martinique Bs,ok in the field, for everyone
nov insists ON having Prof Morris hook and
no other. Heat author. ilrge-t book. hest
illustrated. scientifically accurate. Price
si.'O. Agsats Wanted. Enormous profit
for tho~e ho net quickly, Mo~t liberal
terms. Outfit 10 cents. Dom io-.. n minute.
send for out iii IsiMEDfATELY, and he at
work. The chnBce OF lifetime for max
Ing money.
CLARK CO.. ass .. 9Th 81, ehIisSsI-
phis, pa. Mention this Paper.
La Junta tribune., 1902-06-04
Resolutions Of sympathy.

WHEREAS, the Supre me Ruler oi
the universe, in His infinite WIS
dom, has removed from our midst
the beloved wife our OF esteemed
neighborhood, Samuel A. Rouse,
and we, the members OF La unta
Camp, No. s, Woodman OF the
World, deem it fitting tribute
that we record our appreciation
and respect; therefore, be il
RESOLVED, That we DO hereby
extend TO the bereaved neighbor
and husband, our tenderest and
most heartfelt sympaty. The loss
of our dear friend calls for c3I
contemplation of another home.
toward which we are all tending.
We trust that our sister has gone
where, in the golden summer oi
another life, families are reunited
aud partings are unknown. There.
fore. we commend you to Him
who doeth all things well; and be
it further
RESOLVED, That these resolu
tons be spread upon the records
of the camp. a copy be gwen to
the bereaved husband, and also to
the local press for publication.
A. c. DRAPER.
NJ. c. DRuRy.
5. W. BKowN.
Committee.
La Junta tribune., 1902-06-04
INDIGESTION

10 th- cause of more discomfort than amy
other aiimenf. IL you ~af the thing, that
you want, and fhaf good for you, yon
are di.ir->-~d. Aehsrs oysNsests rsb-
tsts viii make your digestion perfect and
agreeable symptoms. You can safely eat
anything, at any time. IL yon take one of
ths.ss- tablets nfrerwurd sold by all drug
gi.s- under "a Io~ifi,e guarantee. . cents.
Money refuBded IL yon Hre not satisfied.
Send to- ~. for fire. sample. ". u. Hookks
a Co, buffalo. y. y. For sale ny T. e. Colt
man. ph. q.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1902-09-09
President Roth Resiuns.

Greenville, Pa, Sept. Sit leaked
0It Saturday that DR.. Theodore B.
Roth had resigned as president of
Thiel college. This took place at the
recent meeting Of the board of trus.
tees, but nothing was said Of it at
the time. The news has been con-
firmed by several members of the
board. Not only has DR.. Roth re
s.gned, but his successor has been
named in J. c. Kuntzmen, field super
intendent Of the church extension
movement Of the general council of
the Lutheran church. If he will &C.
sept he will quite probably be elected.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1902-09-09

John Westhafer, of Loogootee,
Ind, Is poor man, but he says he
would not be without Chamberlain's
Pain Balm ii 1t cost FIVE dollars a
bottle for 1t saved him from being a
cripple. No external application
is equal to this liniment for stiff
and swollen joints, contracted mus
cles, stiff neck, sprains and rheu-
matte and musculars pains. 1t has
also cured numerous cases of par
tial paralysis. 1t Is for sale by c..
W. Grler.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1902-09-09
PARKERSBURG
DEFEATED
The Public Take Notice.

That all persons desiring priv
leges of whatsoever kind and char
acter during the Carnival week,
beginning September IS and ending
September 20, must apply at once
for such permits and contracts. No
one will be permitted to conduct a
business On any street, walk or va
cant building during the week
without a permit from the Fire De
partment Except regular licensed
places) without first obtaining per
mission from the Department.
Privileges 81 and $2.5o per running
foot. Special prices for other per
mits. BY order Of
The Sistersville Fire Department,
RoBr. L. GREGORY,
LYNN KIRKLAND, Pres.
Secretary. Sgt
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1902-09-09
WEATHER FORECAST.

Ohio-Fair today; warmer in north
portion; southwest winds, becoming
higk; showers and cooler at night or
tomorrow.
Western Pennsylvania-Fair today;
brisk to high southwest winds near
Lake Erie. Tomorrow, showers aud
cooler.
West Virginia-Fair today: warmer
in east portion. Tomorrow, partly
cloudy; probably showers and cooler
in west portion.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1902-09-09
Eisenbarth Show Boat Wrecked.

The show boat of E. E. Eisen-
barth, which was telescoped on
the Missouri river recently. by
the new towboat Sprague Is COM
plete wreck and Mr.. Eisenbarth
will return north In the near future
to build new boat. The relatives
and numerous friends of Mr.. and
Mrs. Eisenbarth In this city will be
sorry to learn of their misfortune
We have been informed, however
that the owners of the Sprague will
be held responsiE lie fer the aeciden'