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Fergus County argus., 1902-08-13

(Tune, "when Johnny Comes Marching
Home.")
I. The Regs had an idea that they could play
ball,
Biddy MCGEE NcGaw;
They had the idea. but that was all,
Blddy MCGEE McGaw;
Their iniield was rotten their outfield was
worse,
Their batters did nothing but stand UP and
CURSE
And so they'll all go marching home, neverto
play any more.
2. There's T, Jeffey Johns on first base, you
know,
Biddy MCGEE McGsw;
A mighty nice fellow. but awfully slow.
Biddy McGee McGaw;
He sure is not In II when II comes to a race.
punk hit toward him is good for a base
And so they II all go marching home, never to
play any more, -
3. Mart Allan on second is out of place,
Biddy McGee McGaw;
He can handle drug store. but not second
base,
Biddy MCGEE McGaw;
He's southpaw batter and can't hit balloon,
He thinks he's IL, but he's little too soon
And so they'll all go marching home. never to
play any more.
1. Brother Bill Bebb, who plays short field,
Bddy McGee McGaw, 90
Has glass arm and pair of poor heels,
Biddy McGee McGaw;
He's poor on grounders and worse on flies,
Ard never improves, though hard he tries
And so they'll all go marching home, never to
play any more.
5. There's Brother John Bebb the best of the
lot,
Biddy MCGEE McGaw;
He s pretty old. too, but knows what's what.
Biddy MCGEE McGaw;
He has good record. taken all in all,
II must hurt his pride to take this fall
But then he'll have to go marching home,
never to play any more.
s. Billy Cook in left is simply dub,
Biddy McGee Mciaw;
Couldn't get position PLAYING with scrubs,
Bddy McGee McGaw;
He has glass arm and leg of cork.
And as bum as the man who plays at short
Then they'll all go marching home. never to
play any more.
7. Georgie Ziegler in center field you see.
Biddy McGce McGaw;
A pretty boy 10 look at is he.
Biddy McGee McGaw:
But George is getting to be back number,
He can make better wages handling lumber
And SO he. too. will go marching home, neye
to play again.
8. Old Red Johnson oat In right,
Biddy McGee McGaw,
, Thinks he can play bali clear out Of sight,
Biddy McGee McGaw;
But he certainly is the worst Of the lot,
He'd better go back to the barber shop
Then they'll all so marching home. never Il
play any more
BY One OF Teddy's Terrors.
Fergus County argus., 1902-08-13
Stops the Cough
and Works OFF the Cold,

Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets cure cold
In one day. No cure, no pay. Price Is cents
Fergus County argus., 1902-08-13
TRACY MEETS
HIS FATE

CONTINUED from First page.)
Fergus County argus., 1902-08-13
Tips From the Bat.

Stay with 'em, Hanke, you're all
right Better quit that joshing JEFF
and play ball, and remember that II
is not allowable to knock the catcher
more than fourteen feet at a jump
The way silloway played tag with
Capt. Bebb was an eye-opener. Tom
Smith, you had better get the assist
ance of phonograph before the next
game. The sun was pretty fierce. but
IL was not altogether accountable for
the dropping of several easy iys.
Myers accumulated a shanty over his
ear by trying to stop some Of Duffy
curves with his head; that's too hard
on the hair old man, you had better
cut it out. Don't let 'em josh you
Mart, or you'll get left every time
Hanke got nasty rap over the heart;
did the ladies' ever hit you that hard.
Dick?
Ii is understood that return game
will be played next Sunday.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1902-11-18
Tit For Tat.

I'm the peace congress at The Hague
sOrd Pauncefote attracted the atten-
ton of the delegates by taking notes
with a fountain pen the handle of
which was formed by the shell of a
dumdum bullet One day the represent
ative of a foreign power, excited by
the heat of the discussion in the inter
ests of eternal peace. said to him
sharply:
"My lord, it isn't right for you to use
the murderous shell in this congress.
The instruments used by persons are
almost emblematic. They can become
part of themselves, an expression of
their ideas and of their personality"
Lord Pauncefote smiled, but said
nothing.
The following day his critic, wanting
to write something, turned to the Eng
fish diplomat to borrow a pen. The
ambassador pulled out of his pocket an
old fashioned pen made of gray goose
quill, and after the borrower had fin
ished said:
Monsieur, it isn't right for you to
use such an instrument in this con-
gress. The instruments used by per-
sons are almost emblematic. They can
become a part of themselves, an ex-
preston of their ideas, of their per-
Sonality"
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1902-11-18
One Minute Couch Cure

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that gives quick relief. Cures, coughs.
colds' Group, bronchitis, whooping
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druggist recommended One Minute
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d Lighthall and Broderick e Walker
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their children than the companies
and yet the investigation showed con
clusively that no dealer in these coun
ties handled any of the books?
THE representative of the book
companies regarded this matter very
trivial when some of them asked if
in our judgment, they would be able
to extricate themselves from this
predicament by paying the amount
OF their bonds.
Extremely trivial wnen Rev. d. B.
Price and myself were in Chicago
last February and certain of the book
companies had plenty of money and
transportation, and insisted that MY
friend, Rev. Price, and myself coulo
take southern or eastern trip on
| means furnished by them.
Exceedingly trivial, when we take
into consideration that one of Mon.
tana's honorable citizens called upon
the book concerns in Chicago last
summer and stated that he could han
olS IhO ICAI DOOh DuSluGSS III MOL
tana and would be proud to make a
| deal with them. A certain sum was
| mentioned, and | am informed by one
book COMPANY that they did not make
| trade with the gentleman from
Montana but that he made an ex-
tended trip through the east. A rep
resentative of this company stated to
me that they had letters from this
party, and in case they were not
fairly treated in the next adoption
they would have facsimile copies OF
the letters published.
In conclusion, | desire to say that
| am trying to protect the interests
of the whole people of Montana, ano
that unless these companies make
good for the violations of their con
tracts, that as member of the text
book commissioners, whose duty il
will be to make a similar contract
or contracts, that positively no con.
s1deration will be given by me to any
OF the ten companies who now have
contracts with the state and that no
company can contract with the state
by my consent who does not employ
union men throughout.
Il trust that | may not be forced
to give the worst of the information
connected with this matter"
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The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1902-11-18
The Railway EMPLOYMENT

once Second street west, furnishes
help for railway contractors, ranches,
saw mills and loggers. Write us or
telegraph orders at our expense, and
we will supply you with any number
of men Immediately.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1902-11-18

Kalispell Restaurant, new short or
der house on Second street. Open day
and night. Luncheon at noon. Regu-
lar dinner from 4 to 8 p. m. Try the
new restaurant.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1902-11-18
Moved His Admiration,

Undergraduate Ito chum)-That Miss
Slick is the finest conversationalist
ever met. She knows all the track rec
ords for three years back.-Chicago
News.
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willing to Helm.

you have wounded me-" he sadly
said as he rose from his knees
wounded me so deeply that | shall
never
wait" she said, picking a book off
the table. LET me see what First Aid
to the Injured says to do in such a
case as yours"
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1902-11-18
MISCELLANEOUS.

DR.. Ida F. Rosencrans, Osteopath
Hours 8 to IL and to 4, Knight
block, over Cannon & Neu's. Res.
idence, 100 Fourth avenue east.
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Notice.

The public is hereby notified that
all business transactions with dad"
Martins lunch counter must be ap-
proved by Martin Gandzwill.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1902-11-18

For Rent-Neatly furnished front
room with bay window, electric
light, etc. Inquire American Steam
Laundry.
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Wanted Situation as cook in a
boarding house or restaurant by a
woman. Apply at Bee Office.
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Wanted-Barber who is a good band
man. Write G. r. Fuller, Chinook
Montana.
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Life is only a brief lesson, and
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FOR RENT.

For Rent-Three rooms at 1875 Fourth
avenue east.
Waterbury Democrat., 1902-07-08
BARBER COULDN'T SEE KING.
Crossed the Ocean to Return Lock of
 Kings Hair He Clipped in 1S6O

Crossed the Ocean to Return Lock of
 Kings Hair He Clipped in 1860.
 Washington, July S.-Henry Lewis, the aged colored barber who went to London q month ago to return to Ed- ward VII, King of England, the lock of hair clipped from the head of Ed ward, Prince of Wales, when the prince visited the United States in 1860, returned to Washington yester- day Lewis, who is about 90 years old, is nearly heartbroken over the postponement of the coronation, and the fact that he did not see King Ed ward and could not return to him the precious lock of hair which he has all these years kept in little vial.
 In 1860 Lewis was barber on one of the river steamers and gave the Prince of Wales hair cut and sham. poo on the trip of the royal party down the Potomac to Mount Vernon Lewis Is poor and spent the savings of lifetime on his journey across the sea with the little lock of hair. He is happy, though, except for the fact. that the coronation was postponed and says England is fine country and London the greatest city in the world
Waterbury Democrat., 1902-07-08
PURELY PERSONAL

Rev John Shell is visiting at the home of his parents, 96 Union street.
 John H. Gill has returned to this city from brief visit to his home in Manchester.
 Jeremiah Phelps and wife have re- turned to this city from a visit with friends ill NYinsted.
 Otto Herbert of Brooklyn, N. Y., has returned home after a week spent with friends in this city.
 Mortimer Doran and James A. Hynes will leave here tomorrow night to attend the National convention of the A. o. H. in Denver, Col.
 Mir and Mrs Condit of this city have returned to their home, after q three weeks visit with their daughter, Mrs George A. Fairchild of Stratford. Vincent Maloney and George Coyle, the popular soda water clerk at French's drug store, went to Litch- field yesterday for a vacation of q few weeks. They took along their fishing tackle and guns and already the game on the historic hills of Litchfield is running to cover.
Waterbury Democrat., 1902-07-08
TIMELY TOPICS

2 4 FA
 Mems S3.50 warranted patent OK lords at $2.9S at J. c. Jackie < Sons, 73-75 Bank street. Other bargains are advertised to-day also. Read their ad.
 Reid & Hughes start their annual midsummer sale tomorrow morning. Every piece of goods in the store has been marked down and the prices are so low that bargain seekers can find a harvest. Sale opens at 9 o'clock.
 The Curran Dry Goods Go is pre- pairing for inventory and will com smence tomorrow morning a general clearing out sale in every department. The goods have been marked to a very low figure and those who contemplate buying later should visit this sale and take advantage of the numerous bar gains.
 Miller & Peck have a July clearing sale now going on. Note the prices to- day on unbleached cotton and sheet ing.
 J. M. Burrall x Go have the furni- ture that wears well. looks well, and sells just as low as the kind that doesn't look so well.
 Grieve, Bisset & Holland have put the price on fine jewelry so low that 1t is almost like giving it away. See the prices for the sale which opens to- morrow morning.
 Jones, Morgan Sc Go quote prices on suits to-day which should close them out quickly. They range i'll price from S6.00 to S200O.
 T. B. Mullings < Son have just the suit you want to look dressed up in and the price is right. Frank Winestine, at No 2O3 Bank street, is having clearing sale. It opens tomorrow and bargains are plenty.
 The Turnbull Co will put the Gilbert home furniture stock on sale to-mor- row morning at a big drop from the original prices. Those in need of tend this sale. The Boston Family Shoe Store at 155 South Main street is selling fine $2 kid oxfords for $1.49 T pair. K. Dougherty of 145 South Main street quotes some low prices for to morrow and Thursday. John McElligott sells only the clean est coal, the kind that burns well. His l evening office is at 60 South Main street.
 The Benson Furniture Co asks those 1 looking for bargains to look ill theil window. Midsummer sale opens to l morrow.
 l Dodge, the shoe man, wants people l in need of good shoes to take advant age of his low prices before he moves l back to his old quarters.
Waterbury Democrat., 1902-07-08

was guided by the counsel of the city attorney, who had informed them that win or lose, it was cheaper for the city to settle for $100 than try the case. MT Blakeslee took this view of the question too. He moved that the bill be paid. MT Filling considered this q vicious precedent. He contended that the case should stand on it's merits. He considered it manifestly unfair to the city and showing marked partial ity between this and other petitioners for damage caused in similar ways, and who had been given leave to withdraw When the question was put to vote the only mo- heard was uttered by MT Filling.
 The board adjourned for week.
Waterbury Democrat., 1902-07-08
KITCHENER PRAISES BoERs.

This He Does in Valedictory to the
 British Troops.
 Pretoria, July S.-Lord Kitchener's valedictory to the troops, dated June 9, after extolling the conduct of the British so.diers i'll the face of great hardships and difficulties and against dangerous and elusive antagonists, commends the kindly and humane spirit displayed i'll all ranks, and ends as follows:
 ''This message woula be incomplete weresno reference made to the soldierly qualities displayed throughout the cam paign by our quondam enemies, and the admirable spil1l displayed in car rying out the surrender. Many of those who commanded until the end have expressed the hope that they may have, i'll the future, an opportunity to serve side by side with his majesty's forces"
Waterbury Democrat., 1902-07-08
FOR SALE

My property on Charles street, 9 block with nine tenements, two stores, a bakery, barn and wagon shed. Easy terms, $1.50O down, balance at , per cent 94-96-9S Charles street. h. quire at 23 West Porter street. 7-S-6
Waterbury Democrat., 1902-07-08
Ex-REpREsENTATTvE DEAn

Greenville, $. O.. July S.-Col. Will jam Henry Perry, who from 1885 to 1891 was a representative in con gress from the fourth South Carolina district, is dead. Col Perry served throughout the Civil war in the Con- federate army
Waterbury Democrat., 1902-07-08
WILLIAM J. SCHLEGEL,

For this and other bargains in Water bury real estate, ill the Lewis building, No 65 Bank street
Waterbury Democrat., 1902-07-08
STATE TICK ET. NAMED.

Minneapolis. Minn, July S.-A state ticket was nominated by the social democrats of Minnesota in convention here last night. J. M. Nash of NIin- neapolis was named for governor.
Waterbury Democrat., 1902-07-08
FOR SALE.

The large fine brick residence with lot of about 120 feet on North Main street, being No 161, formerly occu- pied by myself and family, and for the past few years by the Union Club. IS now in the market.
 This is to-day one of the best loca- Iions in our prosperous city for doctors home and offices, or can be used and improved for other profitable purposes.
 l VIII give the right party one of the pest real estate deals that was eYer offered in central property. Will make terms to suit purchaser. Call
The Tucson citizen., 1902-03-15

Smoked or blue glasses and eye
shilds to protect the eyes from wind
and sun. From 25c up. at DIR. II. A.
Schells Optician Parlors
The Tucson citizen., 1902-03-15

Dyspeptics cannot be long lived he-
cause TO i've requires nourishment.
rood is not nourishing until it Is di-
gested. a disordered stomach cannot
digest food 1t must have assistance,
kodol Dyspepsia Cure digests all kinds
of food without aid from the stomach.
allowing 1t to rest and regain its ma
tural functions. Its elements are ex-
actly the same as the natural digestive
fluids and IL simply can't help but do
you good. For sale at Bells Pharmacy
20 West Church street.
The Tucson citizen., 1902-03-15
HOSTETTER,S
STOMACH BITTERS

Is specific remedy for an ailments of
the stomach. liver and bowels, and one
shat is backed by hundreds of tcstmon.
isJs received dnr,ng the past fifty years.
We would therefore urge eve-v sufferer
&0n indigestion. dyspepsia. flatulency.
sgms4ipstion. sick headache or liver and
kiansy troubles to give it a trial. II will
surely cure you. The genuine must have
oar private stamp over the neck Of the
hottie.
The Tucson citizen., 1902-03-15

II this weather keeps up you will
have to hunt up your last spring suit
and have 1t cleaned or buy a new one
from Smith, the leading Tailor.
The Tucson citizen., 1902-03-15

Dyspeptics cannot be 'prg lived be-
cause to live requires nourishment
Food Is not nourishing until Il Is dig
ested. A disordered stomach cannot
digest food, 1t must have assistance.
kodoi Dyspepsia Cure digests all kinds
OF food without aid from the stomach.
allowing IL to rest and regain its ma
tural functions. It's elements are exact
ly the same as the natural digestive
fluids and 1t simply cant -lelD but do
you good. On sale at Bells Pharmacy,
% North Church street.
The Tucson citizen., 1902-03-15
Some Side l,lQhtS
On the Old Pueblo

The statistics of births, deaths and
marriages kept by the City Recorder
are lar from being accurate, as those
on whom the duty deyolves TO report
the births and marriages, neglect their
duty The record OF deaths is an ac-
eurate one, as the undcitaker's al
ways see that all deaths are reported.
This has to be done before ,ney can
secure a burial permit or a permit to
remove the body from the city. Accord
ing to the records kept at the city hall.
the percentage of births to population
is very low and it is safe to say tnat
not over fifty percent of the births are
reported Since the first OF the year
thirty marriages have taken place in
the city according to the records in the
Office OF the probate judge and of these
duIy 26 were recorded. The penalty for
failing to record a marriage within
fYe days Is not over $500 fine and not
aSer six months Imprisonment. II the
Aw We're enforced some of those au-
thorized to perform marriage cere-
monies would find themselves in hot
water
Some very amusing things occur in
The Office of the probate Judge of this
s0unty. Some time ago young man
appeared before the probate Judge and
secured marriage license. 1t was is
sued to him but the minister VINO per-
formed the ceremony never returned
afle certificate for record. The young
ntau came into court agai nthe other
Day and according 10 his statement
2he ceremony had never been perform
ed The girl passed him the ice pitcher
al the last minute and the marriage
wds declared off In the meantime the
fellow had found another girl and
wished to be married under the same
license. He thought that this could cas-
iiy be done by getting the judge to
giiange the name in the body of the
instrument This was, Of course con
Erary to all precedent and the young
II3n had to put up the 81 for a new IL
sense. An other amusing incident oc-
*MEred the other uay when a Mexican
appeared in court to get license ac-
anpanied by the father of his
attended. The latter presented the man
with eighteen head Of cows and calves
as a wedding present as soon as he had
secured the license.
The Tucson citizen., 1902-03-15

Look for the american flag north OF
the University, Inat flag is In the
center Of the 150 lots in University
Home Addition to be sold at auction
on March q. at loo p. m.,-25 per
cent, cash. balance in four monthly
payments. For full Information inquire
of Richard Starr, r. j. adams, ii. Lee
or Nose Drachman Invest your money
IN the metropolis and commercial cen
ter of Arizona. 123- lJ3
The Tucson citizen., 1902-03-15

Don't forget that you can get a plate
0 oysters in any style for % cents at
Cafe Goldtree
The Tucson citizen., 1902-03-15
Personnel
AxAirx1OSitieS
Vanish

,moke of Mexican special cigars. hesc
cigars are noted for that most delight
The Tucson citizen., 1902-03-15

Don't forget that you can get plate
Of oysters in any style for 25 cents at
Cafe Goldtree.
The Tucson citizen., 1902-03-15

Immediate relief from those terrible
headaches by wearing glasses pre-
scribed by Dr. II. A. Schell the Op-
tictan Money refuded IL not salts
fled after thirty days trial. Examina.
tion free.
The Tucson citizen., 1902-03-15

THE Doctors told me my cough was
ineuraole On1 Minute Cough Cure
made me we'll man" Norris Silver
North Stratfford, n. H.-Because
you've not found relief from a stub
born cough. don't despair. One Minute
Cough Cure mas 1red thousands and
1t will cure you. Safe and cure, On safe
at Bells Pharmacy 90 Norm Church
street.