The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1902-07-01
HUMOR OF THE DAY.

HUMOR OF THE DAT.
.Borns. didn't ycp write that book.
rs IT seems to have caught on At last:
3hs s sss .sl1ns s dozens e them E
copy. -Chicaso Tribune.
n "A wise man never makes the same
wen. but what about second mar
That's another mistake"-Judss.
o as h m6ss s,sa ft W TIE Eass'
Than to live Never was.
The saddest result Of = mans loss Of
faith e hts bothsring other people about
PUT not your trust in riches. j" said the
~ o3nt replied the prosperous-look-
i taSstn ne.vi ehiesxo NEWT put my riches N
Mrs. Jones-I always think twice before
but yours such quick thinkerLPuck-
Says Brother Dickey: half suspects
dat de real race problem what'1 a-worry-
In fol as.s e much f new Ter keep ten
atttufton.
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marked draphter. what is inquired the
casual acquaintance. Finding somebody
that's easy to work."-Philadslphia RE-
cord.
.oh; de circus wuz great. Jimmyr
Fine! Say. II wuz 8 good ~ de pic
tures."-JudGe.
Attendant-Another large party has Just
arrived outside, sir.
81. Pstsr-Vaiconoes. or automobilesT'--
Of has Sc sSs ss the
jealous iady.-Baitimore american.
evening. Was he there?''
Yes. but he was disgruntled about
Then he must It. have felt = good deal
cut up."-Chicago Tribune
The trouble with many short stories is
Der Of words they contadn..-Exchan8e.
..You don't seem. my dear Marius, to be
SO much disturbed over your affairs as
mo, my dear Aurelius; have discov-
cred that It is better to have the thing
happen than TO worry about it."-Life
What's yer daddy a-doin, these daysf,
Well when he amt a-nshin' he's alvin
roun', an when he's a-fishin' he's a-lyin'
anyhow!'-Atlanta Constitution.
VISITOR young man should ACQUIRE
the the course uIs1 Of BIS college career ee
Father-Yes, John wrote me that he
f fSne With his Collection Ole & pipes ana beer
stefnsI-Detroit Free Press.
He-There must be: It ends IN a wedding
between affinittes.-Puck
Among those present at the fashionable
wedding was the old bachelor brother OF
In I'M lis dress suit s and wishing the affsir
been sent to compile the usual statistics.
but will you oblige me with your name?.
THAT isn't necessary. he answered.
IN the innocent Observation-Disclosures
Wed be more contented. perhaps,
Know less of Defeats painful throbs,
If VIC would quit looking for snaps,
And stick to Gu. regular jobs
F1rst Actor-Yoe dcn': find it easy to get
Second Actor-No. indeed. Far from
The soabrettc-lsut perhaps that's be-
cause you insist on actfng!-Puck
eagles mouth Is fitted for screaming rath-
er than for licking revenue stamps Puck.
That there may be such thing as car
rying insurance too far IL indicated by
the case Of Mr.. Mulcahy and ME-. Null
hooly Though they were known to be
great friends they were one day observed
to pass each other In the street without
a greeting.
why, Mulcahy," a friend asked, in as
constituent, have you and Mulhooly
THAT we have notr' said Mr.. Mulcahy.
with earnestness.
There seemed to be a GOODNESS between
you when you passed just now
That's the insurance Of our friend
ship
It don't understand"
ssWhoy thin. it's this way-Mulhooly
and I are that devoted to wan another
that we can't bear the idea of q quarrel,
an as we are both moighty quick-tem-
pered wee resolved not to spake to wan
another at ALL for fear We dissolve the