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Evening journal., 1902-09-11
CAUGHT AT RANDOM

Anyhow, the world ought to be CRATE
full to all of US for exciting its Curl
osity.
Business proverb; Why hang around
a place where there is not money to bel
borrowed?
Success consists in making no more
failures than one is able to cover up
in due season.
Southern Rhodesia's gold output in
May was the highest recorded, being
over 1880 ounces
It is a stout heart that can with
stand the pangs of hunger for three
days without complaining.
The genius is the man or the woman
who finds plenty OF reason why impos-
sibilities should be accomplished.
What is to be the largest cotton mill
in the world is to be located soon near
Kansas City. The investment will reach
about s1OOO0,000.
Within the last fifty years 164,5s9
persons have emigrated from county
MAYO. Ireland-nearly as many as in
habit the county at the present time
OF course. it is just possible that
neonlq are unconscious of the wisdom,
as they are Of the humor, that Is IN
them.
Algy-"when he married the widow
he stopped smoking"
Maud-"Why?
Algy-well, she gave up her weeds
for him and he gave up the weed for
her"
France will probably be forced to
Import wheat on a larger scale than
heretofore. The home crop Of that
cereal for 1902 will be little short of an
absolute failure.
Another American girl has wresteo
a doctor Of philosophy degree from the
Berlin University. How'd you like e
. sit in a hammock with a Ph. d. anc
discuss the Kantian deduction OF th'
categories?
Those clerks whom Secretary Shaw
has reduced in rank because the!
PLAYED poker will now have to pla,
more assiduously than before in orde
, TO make good what they lose In salar,
by the Secretary's order.
A Syracuse girl whose rejected love
: sent her a note in which he threatene
TO commit suicide turned the note owe
to the police, who arrested the yOun
man. as authorized by the penal cod
II will be a long time before any bea
tries the suicide bluff on that gil
again.
A Holyoke. Mass, alderman is pr'
pairing an ordinance which provide
that all persons in the citys emplC
who receive more than $500 a ye;
must be married. As the statesman
himself a married man IL is to be su
posed that this is only another ca
81 of misery seeking company.
Evening journal., 1902-09-11
..KENT REPuRLIcANs.

The Morning News Of this morning
In the following concise editorial ac-
curately summarizes the position OF
the Kent Republicans:
The Republicans of Kent county
have taken their stand by nominating
a complete county ticket OF their own
While they may not be able to eleci
this ticket, they have yet the courage
OF their convictions. They continue tC
stand as Republicans. and they adhere
20 the foundation principles OF the ma,
uonal Republican party. They TAX
the position that they cannot condoni
the assault committed against Tia,
party in this State. and therefore de
eide to stand. and fall. If necessary, il
defense Of their principles.
They endorse the Republican Stat
Evening journal., 1902-09-11

One fact will he strongly impressed
upon the thinking observer, that in no
other country would so great turn
out Of labor on its holiday show such
a proportion Of we'll dressed, we'll kept,
intelligent looking workers. There is
much yet to be desired in the condi-
tions under which American labor lives
and works. but the American workman
stands today in every respect higher
than the workmen Of other lands. This
is due to various causes. but prominent
among them are the institutions of the
country and his own intelligence and
ambitions. Labor in the United States
is respected. and self-respecting to a
greater degree than observation-disclosures
land Plain Dealer.
Evening journal., 1902-09-11
He Guessed Il Right

Il have a little article here that I'd
like to sell you" said the young man.
What's it about?" asked the editor.
It's quite original, entirely out of
the usual line" explained the young
man. IT'S the story of a man whose
wife was out of town for the summer
and who behaved himself every mo
ment of the time. No cold bottles or
anything Of that sort, you know, and
no drives or afternoon flyers down at
the beach. l guess you never saw a
story of that sort before. did your"
1T is new" admitted the editor,
thouglhtfully, but we can't buy it
We've discontinued our Munchausen
department"
The young man showed his disap-
rointment.
We'll" he said at last, "Ill give it
to you for nothing If you will let me
sign it,"
Il don't believe we want it at all, b"
returned the editor. During the hot
weather few are anxious to avoid put
ting too great a strain on the credulity
of our readers"
The young man was plainly worried.
'I'll tell you what I'll do" he said
IF you'll let me sign it IN pay you for
publishing it"
1T is just as I thought returned
the editor severely. I'VE cannot lend
the columns Of this paper for any
roundabout scheme. the only purpose o
which is to enable a man to square
himself with his wife by sending hei
q marked CODY Just previous to her re
turn from the summer resort W.
must decline TO publish the article a
any price. brooklyn Eagle.
Evening journal., 1902-09-11

ticket and put themselves on record In
a way not to be misunderstood. And
thus they are TO go TO defeat, II neces.
sary, in order TO maintain their con-
victions and to show that they arc
independent Republican voters. They
are to strive for the reelection OF
Burris, Auditor Norman and
Congressman Ball. All three Of these
men can be elected If the Republicans
throughout the tSate unite for that pur-
pose. These three candidates have
served the State well. they are entitled
to denomination, and they ought to be
elected.
Evening journal., 1902-09-11
CHARGED WITH BURNING BABIES
Serious Charges Made Against Chi,
cago Woman.

Chicago, Sept. 11.-Cremation of liv-
ing babies in her kitchen range is a
charge made by Charles Early against
Mrs. Paulina Taeschler, who conducts
a private hospital for women in South
May street. Early made this and other
serious charges before the state board
Of health AS a result officials of the
board secured a warrant against Mrs
Taeschler on a charge of practicing
medicine without a license, and the
woman has been arrested. Mrs
Taeschler attributes the charges to mo-
tives of revenge inspired by her re-
fusal to allow Early to visit a woman
patient in her hospital.
Evening journal., 1902-09-11
Preparing Government Exhibit at Fair

iISldlii9 0DNGIuflCUh ENUlbiA d. 7 DIT
Washington, Sept. 11-An allotment
of the sSO0,OOO appropriated for a
government exhibit at the st. Louis
Purchase Exposition was made yester.
day at a meeting of the board of Off.
cials appointed to prepare the exhibit
to be made by the several executive
departments and bureaus. An under.
standing also was reached as to the
amount of space each of them will be
entitled to at the exposition. The
board decided to accept the invitation
Of the exposition management to visit
st. Louis in the latter part of Septem.
Der, when a general conference will
be held of the government commission
and the various state commissions,
beginning September 20 and continu-
ing several days.
Evening journal., 1902-09-11

The peace agreement between the
British and Boer leaders is typewriter
and Is probably the first instrument of
the kind. Louis Bothas signature is
described as being in a "fine, clerkly
hand" The others are all somewhat
rougher, and Delarey's is stated to be
the toughest Of all. BY the way, he
splits his name into three syllables,
thus; De la Rey. while his redoubtable
colleague Of the late Free State signs
himself Christian de Wet, also with a
small "d."-New York Evening World
Evening journal., 1902-09-11
Bears Invade puluth.

Duluth, Mimi, Sept. H. - Fifteen
bears have been shot within the city
limits of Duluth during the last &C
days. A surprising number of bears
have made their appearance in the
woods on the outskirts of the city. Two
bears were killed by schoolboys. An
other was killed on the golf links.
Evening journal., 1902-09-11
Brandwine elitle's Anniversary

This. the 125th anniversary OF u
Battle Of Brandywine, is. passing wit
out formal celebration of the day. Es
a time the interest in this celebrate
was high. and the citizens OF Pennsy
vania aid much to keep the spirit 4
patriotism active among them, but no
the feeling has largely died out so +
as public action on the anniyeTsal
day is concerned.
Evening journal., 1902-09-11

The Morning News is Frightening its
editorial columns with original poetry.
Here is a sample:
THE Rooters ought to have
A great day
When the A A.
And the Brandywine play"
Evening journal., 1902-09-11


sin meaner than
ingratitood, and
hit seams to me
that the dern
Reglers is the
ungratefulest lot
Of two-legged an
imals l have ever
set eyes on. They
had a oonven-
shun down to
Dover the uther
day, and NOM
mynated a Re
publican ticket
from top to bot
tom, and they
amt no Union
Evening journal., 1902-09-11
A PLEASANT CASE

Pleasant surroundings make hapr
faces. Mitchell's Elgin Watchi
make happy faces. Elgin Watches d.
livered on first payment 81 per wee
H. S. Mitchell. Seventh and Poplar st
Evening journal., 1902-09-11
NEWSPAPER OPINION
In BNlghted France

From Casters Magazine.
Under a French law still in force the
communication by a factory workman.
clerk or manager of a trade secret to
Evening journal., 1902-09-11
The Secret of the Place

A little path winds sauntring to our
door,
ALI through the clover;
Sea touches soothe your cheek and kiss
your brow,
AS you come over.
The Sea and Earth embraced catch you
up. too;
Here they love each other. Here how
they love-Youl
And all day long
A little birds song
Interprets you the secret Of the place;
"Oh. but life is sweet, sweet
Life is sweet! Sweet"
The Sea is like a tossing daisy-feld,
Darkling and whining;
The daisy-held's a sun-hecked sea o
foam,
Threat'ning and bright'ning.
All differences there are beneath th'
sun,
How they melt In music! How the.
are-Onei
Where all day long
A little birds song
Interprets you the secret Of the place
"Oh, but life is sweet, sweet!
Life is sweet Sweet"
BY Charlotte Porter. in the Outlooh
Evening journal., 1902-09-11

Il shall never permit myself to be-
come a household drudge" said the
bride with the honors of a university
career still fresh upon her. Il shall
.endeavor to improve my mind"
THAT is a good idea," answered her
mother but don't let your literary
pursuits monopOlize you. Remember
there are times when currant jelly ap-
peals TO a man great deal more than
current science"
Evening journal., 1902-09-11

A VERY VALUABLE BIRD.
DR.. Birds Liver Salt.
Evening journal., 1902-09-11
81. OLDFIELD ON INGRATITUDE;
HE REVIEWS THE SITUATION

Gas Works. Sept. lO.19O2.
Evening journal., 1902-09-11

'' W They amt n,
Evening journal., 1902-09-11

WEATHER INDICATIONS. To-day:
Generally fair. light, fresh winds, ris-
ing temperature. Tomorrow: Fair,
light winds, lower temperature.
Evening journal., 1902-09-11

A Holyoke. Mass, alderman is pre-
pairing an ordinance which provides
that all persons in the city's emplo.
who receive more than $500 a yea
must be married. AS the statesman i
himself a married man IL is to be sup
posed that this is only another cas-
of misery seeking company.
The silver state. [volume] (Unionville, Nev.) 1870-1903, 1902-04-21

This is the caption of a communication
from Representative Newlands which APP
peared lately in the New York Times. 1t
is an exhaustive treatise upon the general
dates bach to the arliest period of civil
~ization, and winch is practiced today in
more than half of the world. Although
of course it was intended more specially
for the information and enlightenment
Of Eastern readers, it contains a great
zeal of matter which would be interest
ing to people in the arid and semi-arid
sections who have made close and intel
ligent saudy OF the subject. The scope
which the writer gives to the subject is
broder and more elaborate than anything
of the kind that we nave ever seen in
print, in facts, figures and accompany
ing comments, and will unquestionably
nave a favorable effect upon the irriga-
ton legislation now pending in Congress.
In referring to the alleged danger of
disastrous competition with the existing
farms in the East and West, Mr.. New
lands says in part: 1T has only to be
borne in mine that the entire area ca
pabie of reclamation does not exceed co.
10000 acres, and that this area will only
and Illinois. If a nation of a few millions
II people did not suffer from the devel-
be commended for a moment that a coun-
try with S0,000.000 of people can suffer
Reno Journal.
The silver state. [volume] (Unionville, Nev.) 1870-1903, 1902-04-21
An Unsinkable Ship.

Experiments are being made on a new
apparatus for use in case of collision
on the ocean. BY turning a small wheel
in the p~ilot-house, twenty water-tight
doors are instantly closed, and these com
partments are more than enough to keep
any vessel afloat. If it is a success ii will
make ocean travel as free from danger
as Hostetter's Stomach Bitters does the
road through life. 1t is a splendid tonic,
free from all injurious narcotics, and one
that the most delicate system ear retain.
In the spring, when the weather is so
variable, it is very beneficial as it pro-
tects the system from sudden colds and
la grippe. Don't fail to try 1t. 1t also
cures indigestion, dyspepsia, insomnia,
headache, nervousness and biliousness.
The silver state. [volume] (Unionville, Nev.) 1870-1903, 1902-04-21

Many a man who knows what Is
right lacks the courage to do 1t.
Experience is a teacher whose les
sons should be learned once for all.
One who predicts thunder storms
isn't necessarily a lightning calcula-
tor.
A genius is a man who does things
thai lazy people say it is impossible to
do.
Keep your secret from your friends
and your enemies will never get next
to it.
At the glorious feast of knowledge
some people never get any farther
than the soup.
If every woman's face were her for
tune some would be liable to Arrest for
counterfeiting.
In a case of emergency it is some
times advisable to reward the man who
helped yon to emerge.
Many a deluded man who thinks he
is marrying a woman discovers later
on that the woman married him.
If men could she'd tears as easily
woman can the recording angel would
have much less profanity to charge
up against them.-Chicago News.
The silver state. [volume] (Unionville, Nev.) 1870-1903, 1902-04-21
Good Advice.

The most miserable beings in the
world are those suffering from Dyspep-
ia and Liver Complaint. More than
Is per cent of the people in the United
states are afflicted with these two dis
eases and their effects: such as Sour
Stomach, Sick Headache. Habitual
Costiveness, Palpitation of the Heart.
heartburn, Water-brash, Gnawing
and Burning Pains at the Pit of the
Stomach, Yellow Skin. Coated Tongue
and Disagreeable Taste in the Mouth,
Coming up of Food after Eeating, Low
Spirits. etc. Go to your Druggist and
get a bottle of August Flower for Is
cents. Two doses win relieve you. Try
I. Get Green's Special Almanac.
Brown Bros, Druggists.
The silver state. [volume] (Unionville, Nev.) 1870-1903, 1902-04-21

Cloudy tonight and Tuesday.
MoADIE.
The silver state. [volume] (Unionville, Nev.) 1870-1903, 1902-04-21
At Bed Time

l take a pleasant herb drink, the next
morning 1 feel bright and my COM
plexion is better. My doctor says it
acts gently on the stomach, liver and
kidneys, and is a pleasant laxative. 1t
is mad from herbs, and is prepared as
easily as tea. 1t is called Lanes Med
icine. Lanes Tamily Medicine moves
the bowels each dav. Price 25c. and
SOC. f r sale by Brown Bros.
The silver state. [volume] (Unionville, Nev.) 1870-1903, 1902-04-21

There are Congressman who a $l2,-
900 for automobiles, but for the benefit
u prospective candidates who may not
be posted it may be stated that there is
no law requiring them TO own automo-
hileS,
The silver state. [volume] (Unionville, Nev.) 1870-1903, 1902-04-21

The President has been appealed to to
Knock cut the sedition laws now being
be hoped the appeal will not be in vain.
The civil government of the Philippines
has no more right to claim immunity
from criticism m attack thar the civil
government at home.
The silver state. [volume] (Unionville, Nev.) 1870-1903, 1902-04-21
Neglect Means Danger.

Don't neglect biliousness and consti-
patton. Your health will suffer per-
manently if you do. DeWitt's Little
Early Risers eur such cases. M. B..
Smith, Butternut, Mich, says DE
Wits Little Early Risers are the most
satisfactory pills l ever took. Never
grip or cause nausea" Brown Bros.
The silver state. [volume] (Unionville, Nev.) 1870-1903, 1902-04-21

The administration has a tough job on
its hands if it really carries out it's
threat to prosecute the beef trust.
The silver state. [volume] (Unionville, Nev.) 1870-1903, 1902-04-21
WEATHER BUREAU REPORT.

DEPARTMENT OF AGRICULTURE
WINNEMUCoA STATION, Apl 20, 1902
Conditions of weather for the "a hours ending
5 Pm, 18th meridian time, or 500 Pm. local
time.
Mean barometer, %. so
Maximum temperature, 81 degrees.
Minimum temperature, rs above zero.
Mean temperature, 40 degrees.
Normal temperature, AZ degrees.
Prevailing wind-direction S.W
Precipitation for "a hours 600 inches.
Min. temperature. Apl. 81 IS above zero.
J. C. HAYDEN.
Observer Weather Bureau.
The silver state. [volume] (Unionville, Nev.) 1870-1903, 1902-04-21

If there is any railroad that has reduced
its charges in any department as a result
of reducing it's expenses by being gobbled
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1902-12-03
ManyMenHa0e
Narow Escape
Disastrous Explosion Occuss on The Shames Tro9feSso'
San Francisco Bay-T Thee Hundred Woshnen on Boasa
Al he Tune-Sofne Throlon INTO The Valet Some Sem
10 ue Haspaal- Oihess S'day be Killed.

were employees. of the from works and
20 comprised the crew.
The sailors were at work scrapihs .ne
side Of the vessel, and from their STU
alton at the time little hope IL enter
tanned that they escaped,
The explosion occurred at WA Il: III
and is accounted for by the authorities
at the iron works as having resulleu
from the generation of gas In one OF the
oil chambers. The vessel was loaden
at the time with oil. The force OF the
explosion tore her asunder amidshlps
and the fuel poured out on the water
and beneath the pier OF the WORKS,
which Immediately took fire ana was
consumed 49,,
The vessel did not sink. but little ex-
pectation is felt that there VIII be any
salvage on her
The Progress has been at the Fulton
Iron works for some ime undergoing
reconstruction In orde' to 1T for the
carriage of oil. She was to have had
her trial trip on Saturday.
Immediately following the disaster
call was sent In TO the Preside hospital
which responded With it's ambulance
with dispatch and IS of the injured men
were removed thereto.
The remainder were taken to the EN-
Urgency hospital.
The Fulton works estimate their loss
at $50, 600.
The loss on the steamer Is not known
but It Is thought 1t viii reach into the
hundreds of thousands of dollars,
Among those treated at the emergency
hospital was Willis Van Tassell, an ap-
prentice boy at the Fulton works. He
Is suffering from an Injured hip.
Peter Hanson ship carpenter has
broken knee.
Several OF the injured were taken TO
the Preside hospital, where five doctors
are In attendance upon them. The hos
pital authorities offered to take all the
Injured sent there, but the city au-
thorities decided to attend to the rest
of the injured
Those at the Preside hospital are:
- McNerney scalded and badly
bruised,
Edward Kane, right foot and leg
badly crushed.
- Conemaugh, fractured leg.
- McNaughton, boy, fractured right
arm.
HuRn Mcbllt, ltCt DuIntu'
OF the six that are known to be miss
ing and who 1t Is feared lost their lives
these are known.
First Assistant Engineer Sparks
Timekeeper McGregor.
- Glew, sailor.
Dow, sailor.
The names of the other two at the
hour OF writing could not be ascer-
tanned
The first two mentioned were at work
IN the body Of the ship and undoubt-
eddy persisted,
The report that there were 200 men
on board the Progresso was without
foundation There were about 40 men
on the vessel and of these about 20
were injured and IA are missing The
wreck of the vessel is complete. SHE
has broken In two. So far no fatalities
have been reported.
The report that there were 800 men
on board the Progresso was without
foundation There were about 20 men
OIL the vessel and Of these about 20 were
Injured and II are missing. The wreck
~ the vessel Is complete, She has
broken In two. SO far no fatalities have
been reported.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1902-12-03
GERMAN AMBASSADOR.
Henry Of Pless May Succeed DR.. Won
Holleben az Washington.

Berlin, Dec. 3.--In the event OF DR..
Won Holleben's retirement as ambas-
sador at Washington, which is consld-
cred possible within year. Emperor
Williams choice Of his successor Is
Prince Henry OF Pless. The prince re-
turned from the United States, where
he attended the opening Of the new
building of the New York chamber OF
commerce. keen for the appointment ut
Washington II II occurs. II lis desire was
conveyed TO the emperor, who approved
OF IL. His majesty attaches consider
able importance TO the social side OF
the embassy at Washington and con-
sders that the wealthy prince and
princess Of Pless are especially fitted TO
dispense German hospitality at that
capital
Prince Henry Of Pless married in 1891
Miss Daisy CORVALLIS West, one OF
the daughters of Mrs. Corvallis West.
who was noted English beauty.
The Pless family Is powerful and the
matter will not be allowed to rest.
Prince Henry Of Pless only left the
diplomatic service because of former
Chancellor Won Caprivls ruling that
any one marrying a foreigner must re.
sign his post Chancellor Won Buelow's
candidate is DR.. Mumm Won Schwartz
senstein, the German minister 10 China.
Another possibility is Baron Speck Won
Sternburg, German consul general at
Calcutta, who is not unfavorably re-
garded at the foreign office. though he
vs. liable TO attack from some quarters
as he rs supposed 10 be an unusually
warm friend Of the United States. Bar
on sternburgs friends affirm that
President Roosevelt six months ago,
expressed a preference for the baron
TO succeed DR.. Won Holeben when the
latter Is retired. Some such expression
from the president appears to have
been conveyed TO this government.