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The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-08-17

i'd? Dare ISIS someding connectioned
init dot name yich listens to me Hge
drifting pigs-bud, anyway, Budweiser,
l don't bite ad i'd
"Uf course nod" set, "you don't
bite ad id, you eat i'd und swallow i'd,
hook, line, pole und all. Now, on der
plunlb-square and level, Louie, id ISIS a
Chinese dish, init vich you feed your
selluf in der face alretty. Last Skit-
terday night me und three onder dogs
vent ub to see my oldt friend Wong
Yen, und ged a leedle chicken chop
suey *Ong ste kiang no, oil lie ma.
Wong I set ven We got to der place.
Wong kotowed to me und der bunch
init pfofoundment und init a child
like und bran schmile up hees he set,
ION LIE Ma, Budweiser Mocke Hy."
Der bunch stood NIT establishment at
der ability vich I displayed in care
Iessly handling der Chinese lankWidge
mldout glofes. We ortered four chicken
chop sueys und I followed him oudt
IN der kitchen to see dot he dit not
mage mistake und gif us some order
kind of chop suey. Uf course, Louie.
l couldn't say all vot vas in der dish
ven i'd came in. I'd vas mein first Of
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-08-17
swEETHEARTs FORM A TRUST

Several dozen young women Of FIRE.
mont, Neb., who are eligible to become
wives because Of intellect, age and
hearts trust" whose central purpose is
to reform the bad young men of that
neighborhood or render it impossible
for them to wed any of the girls of the
society They have opened operations
with the warning that these habits are
to be boyeotted: Gambling, drinking,
swearing, chewing tobacco, stealing, ly-
ing, keeping late hours and excessive
cigarette or pipe smoking.
Spying committees have been ap-
pointed, whose business it is to find out
which of the young bachelors are guilty
of the offenses bulletined as under the
ban. When this body is convinced of
steady infractions the girl with whom
the guilty man has been in the habit
of associating is to be instructed to
warn him that he must reform. Failing
to do this within reasonable time he
is to be blacklisted and all members
VI I1IC OlIAO1l al z " pG AdCA Gu IL III IO
way associate with him and to snub
him in the street. Every man is to be
given a rating just as business men
are rated by commercial agencies, and
Miss Elizabeth Mackenzie, who is at
the head of the organization, says
bachelors who do not meet the trusts
ideas will be left high and dry until
they deport themselves in such way
as to meet the approval of the organi-
cation. It is among the plans of the
trust to remove the ban upon those
blacklisted as soon as they discontinue
the practice of those things which are
distasteful to it, and Miss Mackenzie
believes the situation will be SO dis
tasteful that the boycott win soon be
lifted as to most of the young men.
Although the society has both a seri
Gus and a ludicrous side, it has great
possibilities for good, and will be
watched with interest by those who are
foremost in plans for the improvement
of the morals of the human race.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-08-17

abundance Of internal disturbances and
the earth's core would be very likely
to wabble about in its she'll and cause
abnormal pressure and straining Of the
crust. In the thin spots he says this
excess of pressure would be liable to
cause 1t to vibrate and crack and
cause volcanic eruptions.
Thus does Mr.. Cole account for
Mont Pelee. La Souffriere and Vesuvi-
us. He is modest enough to assert
that he does not insist that his theory
is correct, but asks the scientists to
tell him wherein it is not a reasonable
one.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-08-17
WEATHER FOR TODAY.

For Minnesota-Fair and warmer Sun
day.. showers Monday; fresh east to
southeast winds.
For Upper Michigan and Wisconsin
Fair Sunday and Monday; warmer Mon
day; fresh east to southeast winds
For IoWa-Fair and warmer Sunday;
showers Monday.
Sunday with warmer in east portion;
Monday showers.
For Montana-Showers Sunday and
Monday.
st. Paul - Yesterdays temperatures,
taken by the United States weather bu-
feau, st. Paul, P. F. Lyons, observer, for
last night-Barometer corrected for tenn
perature and elevation: Highest temper
allure, IA; lowest temperature, So; aver
age temperature, &C.; daily range, 16; bar
o; p. M, temperature, 70; .. m, wind,
south; weather partly cloudy.
Yesterdays Temperatures
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-08-17

too, is plentiful this year and good bis
cults and otheE kings of bread are
within reach ofaeverybody. The bees
also have been exceptionally busy and
there will be plenty of honey for the
biscuits. And @aterfnelons, the best
that ever grew are coming by train
and wagon FROM the four points of the
compass in such volume that they can
be bought for from to cents apiece.
Let every Minnesotan give the beef
trust the laugh, Sat THEE square meals
a day and go aerriIy-about his work
Providence is for the moment enlisted
in the cause Of the common people.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-08-17

regarded as introducing an unsoldier-
like and un-American spirit into the
National Guard to encourage ANYTHING
In the nature of class distinction in the
ranks, and as destined to impair the
efficiency of the corps.
1t may be remembered that of ali tha
troops raised for service during the
war in South Africa, the one which
made the worst showing in the field
and which achieved the greatest
amount OF unpopularity was a body OF
yecmanry which claimed to be recruit
wealth. and who would not admit to
their ranks any one not possessed of
these qualifications.
To allow portion of the gallant
Twelfth regiment of the National
Guard of New York to be Topped off,
so to speak, for rich mems sons affect
ing social superiority over the other
members of the regiment Is calculated
to promote a feeling detrimental to
good comradeship as well as to dis
cIpilne, while 1t remains to be seen
whether in the case of emergency the
ultra exclusive companies would do
any better than those not burdened
with such ridiculous pretensions. For
they are ridiculous and are regarded
as such by the majority of people in
society.
German Drinks Not Popular.
The lemon is having its own troub-
les. During the last three weeks more
than 100000 boxes Of lemons have been
sold at the seizure rooms Of the APP
praisers' stores by the government be-
cause the importers declined to pay
duty on them.
why has the lemon become unpop-
ular?' was the question put to eX-Cor-
oner yucca, one of the heaviest inn
porters Of lemons in this country.
First of all the gin rickey has sup
planted as a summer drink the gin fizz,
which was made with lemon juice"
ne said. '"Then the Scotch or Irish
high ball has become an almost uni
versal drink and has killed the whis-
ky sour as morning bracer, which
also had basis Of lemon.
People don's care so much for lem
onade as they used to, and the weather
has been so cool this summer that lem
onade has not been in much demand
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-08-17

Senator Plat continues to love Pres
ident Roosevelt in the same old way.
When he was asked why he is not pre-
pairing to put Roosevelt and Cuban re-
ciprocity in the New York platform, as
Iowa has done, he said: LAS the Re
publicans of Iowa have about every
thing in the national government, it is
proper that they should take charge of
federal issues"
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-08-17
EVIDENCE OF DEATH WAS
PURELY CIRcUMSTANTlAl-
But Since He Was Buried on Suspicion
Seemed Good.

But Since He Was Buried on Suspicion
Seemed Good.
The English papers tell this story
of an incident of a revision court.
A certain person who figured on the
register was objected to by one Of the
agents, on the ground that he was
dead. The revising barrister declined
to accept the assurance, however, and
demanded conclusive testimony on the
point.
Thereupon the agent of the other
side arose and gave corroborative evil
dence of the decease of the gentleman
in question.
"And pray, sir, how do you know
the mans dead?' remarked the barris-
ter.
WELL" was the reply, ct don't know.
It's very difficult to prove"
Gas suspected returned the irate
barrister. you don't know whether
he's dead or not"
The barrister glanced triumphantly
around the court. His expression
gradually underwent change as the
witness coolly continued;
Il was saying that I don't know
whether he Is dead or not, but 7 do
know this: They buried him about a
month ago on suspicion" New Or
leans Picayune.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-08-17
SUNDAY, AUG. II, 1902.

It is now conceded by all careful OBJ
Servers that Hon. L. A. Rosing's name
at the head of the Democratic ticket is
a tower Of strength. The superb or
ganization he effected in the interest
of the party in previous campaigns is
now doing valiant service for him. No
leader has a wider personal acquaint-
ance than Mr.. Rosing, and he is uni
versally popular with all who know
him.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-08-17

inevitably operate to increase the evil.
tons which are daily forcing the pro-
prietors Of the Southern factories to
put an end to the evil of child ern-
ployment. While many of the strong
est social and religious forces of South
ern society are now enlisted against
throughout the country still remains a
prime necessity for its ultimate extinc-
ton.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-08-17

The campaign this fall, and the next
presidential campaign, will be between
the trust forces under Republican
leadership and the great masses Of the
people under Democratic leadership.
The voters can make their choice.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-08-17
Louie" I set, "dit you

you effer eat any
chop suey, aindt
id?"
"Iss i'd" set
Louie, LOGGING ad
me nit Won uf
dose Cho nm Y
Wise looks: you
dink maybe I vos
a geese, yes? You
are always hand
ing me such a
fooliShness aboudt
someding und /
refusal to crap ad
III Ch0yA c71axy icc
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-08-17

Julius Caesar Burrows, of Michigan,
has let it be known that he would not
put away the preferred senatorial
crown three times-not by three times.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-08-17

At the Cincinnati convention of the
international Typographical union,
there We're few printers present The
remainder were machine operators.
What change time has wrought in
the printing businessi
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-08-17

Gen. Miles begs to present his dis
tinguished considerations to the COVER
nor OF Michigan and to suggest that
Russell A. Alger would not be a proper
senator from that state.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-08-17

1t looks bad for the New York De-
mocracy-Crokef is reported to be in
tending to visit the scene of his former
triumphs and repudiatio11& E
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-08-17

Now it is Senator Quay who is to
settle the coal strike. And if he does
it will be settled to the satisfaction of
the coal mine owners-as it would be
if Hanna settled It
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-08-17

Admiral Dewey and Gen. Funston are
both pretty lonesome because their pic
lures appear SO seldom in the papers.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-08-17

Cuba seems willing to prove the
saying that "a national debt is a ma
tional blessing" She is anxious to
borrow money.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-08-17

II the fish had head enSugh to pro-
test they would say things about being
fed on embalmed frogs, which are now
in use for bait.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-08-17

The fall of Venice, begun several
weeks ago, bids fair to be continued
through our next.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-08-17

King Edward VII, crowned and
anointed, is still very much alive, to
the confusion of the prophets who
foretold his death before coronation.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-08-17

Jack Frost appears to have shown up
merely as a warning. He didn't
blacken the reputation of the corn crop.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-08-17

The mystery in the Tracy case is ex-
planned. Tracy killed thirteen men
His fate could not well have been diff
ferent
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-08-17
GOLDEN AGE OF TRUSTS.

Mark Hanna is beginning to talk like
g walking delegate.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-08-17

]. Herbert Ballentine, brewer, has
failed for $1,8S6,000. This looks like a
case of man who didn't know enough
to increase the percentage of foam.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-08-17
TO OUR FRIENDS.

Anyone unable to secure a
copy of Il Ia G 1 o b on any
tering st. Paul viii confer q
favor on the management by
reporting the fact to the bus.
mess Office. Telephone, Main
1905.
Subscribers annoyed by Ir.
regular or late delivery OF
T h G l o b e Will confer q IN.
vOr on the management by re-
porting the fact to the business
Office. Telephone, Main 1905.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-08-17

English as she is spoke is frequently
appallingly inaccurate. For instance,
the man who goes to bed with the
chickens doesn't sleep in a hennery,
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-08-17

Ethel, it is currently rumored that
dog days got their name from the fact
that at that particular period it is
either so dogoned hot or so dogoned
cold that everybody is wholly uncom-
Portable.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-08-17

Even the professional liars are some
times stumped. The Kansas corn
crop is so big that it cannot be sue
cessfully lied about.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-08-17

And they are buying coal at the
summer resorts.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-08-17

There will be a lynching in this
neighhorhood if the weather man is
found collaborating with the coal man
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-08-17

A Wisconsin man swallowed his false
teeth, and from sheer force of habit they
are eating up his stomach. He has
gone to Chicago to get an X-ray man
to show him how they do it.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-08-17
Mangled in a
Merqenfhaier

Why do men write books?" asks the
Nation. Probably in most cases be-
cause they are too lazy to go out and
hoe the garden.
Even the Oyster Bay oysters are hav-
Ing trouble to keep mum these days.
"A Paris physician announces that
balloon trips are a cure for consump-
ton. At any rate, 1t is perhaps as
pleasant to be scared to death as to
die OF persistent cough.
Thomas w. Lawson has written a
book on yachting. 1t cost him $4,000,
out he considers it money well spent, as
he gave the New York Yacht club a.
roast Of about that value to him.
Silence is golden. A Saratoga, N.
T., man hired a safe deposit vault.
found $4,000 in it, was astonished, ex-
pressed his surprise, and lost the mon
ey Ii he had kept still he would have
been $4,000 ahead, as it had been left
there by somebody who had died or
become insane.
Send the street sweepers to the barn.
The skirts of the girls are to be very
much longer.
anybody else paints things as red as
Harry Tracy did.
What's in a name. Yell county,
Ark, is one of the quietest places in
America.
A week has passed, and yet Edward
mas not asked, is my crown on
straight?"
A Massachusetts firm is successfully
manufacturing paper bottles. Soon
apparently thirsty people will be ask
Ing for 'one paper of whisky
Two young men counted 212,5o7 stars
through a telescope at Greenwich the
past year. They do not drink, else they
might have counted twice as many.
d A Georgia woman once owned Mar
Unique. She's dead, SO she doesn't
know what trouble she came pretty
near getting into with Mont Pelee.
Mems eccentricities lead them along
queer paths. Herr Haschmann, of
Berlin, has created fund, the interest
of which is to be. given in prizes to
men who marry ugly women.
The automobile is nothing new after
all. 1t was invented by a native of
Switzerland in 1869. The man to per-
feet the automobile, however, has not
yet been born.
Hetty Green's millions are in re-
mote danger of being scattered to the
winds. Her beautiful daughter Sylvia
has gone to Newport, and is, of course,
in danger Of marrying dude, whose
chief accomplishment is the artistic
spending of money.
That the battlefield is much safer
place than a stable is attested to by
John Williams, who went through the
Spanish, war and a campaign in the
Philippines, only to be manned for life
by a kicking horse.
Ezra Kendall's new play, "The Vine
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-08-17

May Yofae and Capt. Bradlee Strong
announce that they will be married In
September, 1t will strike most people
it.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-08-17

Ezra Kendalls new play, "The Vine
gar Buyer won't be popular with peo-
pie who have the murnps.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-08-17

Some Of the weather we have had the
past week indicates that the curling
season will begin about Sept. 20.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-08-17

GaYnor and Greene and Greener and
Gayne have been liberated. Now let
us hope that they will never be heard
Of again.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-08-17

On the other hand, a lot Of people
who have burning thoughts may not
have to use hard coal this winter.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-08-17

When you are looking for 'tstrenuos-
ity in full bloom don't overlook the
String fend." This young man located
William J. Bartholin, murderer of his
mother and sweetheart, in~thirty -four
cities in three days.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-08-17

The Minneapolis Journal speaks OF
M. =. Bowling as ''the frozen son Of
Minnesota" That Is a pretty narrow
escape from calling a man a FROST
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-08-17

A Cincinnati boy went crazy from a
Furnishing he received at school.
Where are that boys brains located7
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-08-17

That the battlefield is much safer
place than a stable is attested to by
John Williams, who went through the
Spanish, war and a campaign in the
Philippines, only to be MANNED for life
by a kicking horse.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-08-17

Washington time q p. m. st. Paul..
River Bulletin
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-08-17

River forecast till a. m. Monday: The
mississippi will change but little in the
vicinity of st. Paul
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-08-17

Hetty Green's millions are in re-
mote danger of being scattered to the
winds. Her beautiful daughter Sylvia
has gone to Newport, and is, of course,
in danger Of marrying a dude, whose
chief accomplishment is the artistic
spending of money
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-08-17

Fancy beeyes are selling at 50 In
Chicago. In passing 1t may be stated
that most people who fancy them
haven't thu price
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-08-17

Why do men write books?" asks the
Nation. Probably in most cases be-
cause they are too lazy to go out and
hoe the garden.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-08-17

What a swarm of officeseekers are
going to live to regret Sept. 16.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-08-17

The automobile is nothing new after
all. 1t was invented by native Of
Switzerland in 1859. The man to per-
feet the automobile, however, has not
yet been born.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-08-17

Mayor Jones is making it hard for
the police of Minneapolis by insisting
on their working ten hours a day. I'm
der Ames they worked two hours a day
and used up three-fourths Of this going
and coming from lunch.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-08-17

And they are buying coal at the
summer resorts.
A Wisconsin man swallowed his false
teeth, and from sheer force of habit they
are eating up his stomach. He has
gone to Chicago to get an X-ray man
to show him how they do it.
Gaynor and Greene and Greener and
Gayne have been liberated. Now let
US hope that they will never be heard
Of again.
When you are looking for 'fstrenuos-
ity in full bloom don't overlook the
String fiend." This young man located
William J. Bartholin, murderer of his
mother and sweetheart, inSthirty- -four
cities in three days.
What a swarm of offieeseelers are
going to live to regret Sept. 16.
Mrs. WiurchoWski and Charles jan
aski have been arrested in Chicago for
the murder of the woman's husband.
Whereat Janaski is beginning to real
ize that he is something of a Jackassld.
You can get lump of anthracite coal
now for % cents if you do not ask for
too big lump.
The Chicago Tribune leads it's news
columns with 'Thanatopsis." Another
Illinois paper is printing the Bible as a
serial. This is getting to be sensa-
tional age.
Cheer up, everybody. Things might
be worse. Thirty years ago today an
thracite coal was selling in Minnesota
at $40 ton.
Mayor Jones is making it hard for
the police of Minneapolis by insisting
on their working ten hours a day. I'm
der Ames they worked two hours day
and used up three-fourths Of this going
and coming from lunch.
A Cincinnati boy went crazy from a
furnishing he received at school.
Where are that boys brains located?
The Minneapolis Journal speaks of
M J. Bowling as "the frozen son Of
Minnesota" That Is pretty narrow
escape from calling a man a FROST
On the other hand, a lot Of people
who have burning thoughts may not
have to use hard coal this winter.
May Yohe and Capt Bradlee Strong
announce that they will be married in
that they have taken their time about
it.
Some Of the weather we have had the
past week indicates that the curling
season will begin about Sept. 20.
Fancy beeyes are selling at 50 In
Chicago. In passing 1t may be stated
that most people who fancy them
I.4 nr4n
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1902-11-29
DISCUSSED THE CHARTER.
Manufacturers Committee viii Soon
Have a Report Ready.

Manufacturers Committee viii Soon
Have a Report Ready.
The committee appointed by tho Manu-
facturcrs association to aualyso the pro
posed new city charter met at 2Os Main
street last night Owing to Illness three
Of the members were absent md it was
decided to have the comments Of each
OF the twelve committeeman put In book
form and these comments will then be
gone over by the committee before final
report Is made
Last nights meeting developed the fact
that the committee fayors the complete
separation of the legislative and admin
lStrHttve departments rs proposed 10y the
new charter. They decided that the clause
referring To taxes was unnecessarily long
and Ambiguous. They apEi pd the proyiso
that all books he subject to inspection
aud sanctioned the clause providing for
comptroller The committee felt that no
bonded Indebtedness should be contracted
without hciug submitted 10 a vote Of tue
citizens and that the mayor he dcposed
by tho council In case Of misconduct aul
NOT by the governor, as contained la the
outlined charter They oppose the clause
STIMULATING that material and productS
made or furnished by Init ou6 person or
Hrm should not he purchased hy the city
as this might prevent The city from So.
curing patcUted articles, such as the Gume-
well fire alarm system, ctc. The commit
toe hopes to be able to complete its nbors
next week