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Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1902-01-16

nesses start from colds which uevel
op into different affections and final
ly become chronic. settling often on
the lungs and frequently causing Sc
rious trouble in the pelvic organs
while In women II develops into dis
eases peculiar to the sex.
From my experience with peruna
| have found II very efIlcacious "a
cure these diseases. and recommend
It." l.. s. SMITH, M. u.
DR.. Mary Smith, Winfield, Ind.
writes.
"A weak and sick woman must not
expect To bear well children. For
over 81 years my efforts have been
spent among sick women especially
and among all the remedies | have
used none excel Pernna, and be.
lieve that II Is the best and safest
medicine TO give woman suffering
from ovarian trouble, Inflammation
and profuse menstruation.
Il would not be doing my duty as
a physician did | not advise It's use.
| know by experience that Peruna
cures sick women, and | therefore
gladly indorse Il"
DR.. MARY SMITH.
II you do not receive prompt and
satisfactory results from the use OF
Peruna. write at once to Dr. Hart.
man, giving full statement OF your
case, and he will be pleased to give
You his valuable advice gratis.
Address Or. Hartman, President OF
The Hartman Sanitarium, Columbus,
Ohio.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1902-01-16
He Knew the Fact

A convict at French penal settle
ment who was undergoing a life SEN
tence desired to marry a female con-
wet, such marriages being of common
occurrence. The governor of the colony
offered no objection, but the priest pro-
ceeded to cross-examine the prisoner.
"DId you not marry in France" lie
asked.
''Yes."
"And your wife is deadT'
"She is"
"Have you any document to show
that she is dead"
"No."
"Then I must decline to marry you.
You must produce some proof that your
wife is dead"
There was a pause, and the bride
prospective looked at the would-be
groom.
Finally he said: T can prove that my
former wife is dead"
"Hew will you do so"
81 was sent here for killing her."
The bride accepted him, notwith.
standing. Edinburgh Scotchman.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1902-01-16


ful remedy. One short month has
brought forth a vast change and
now consider myself we'll man after
months OF suffering. Fellow suffer
ers, Peruna will cure YOU"
DR.. LLEWELLYN JORDAN.
Geo, c. Havener, NJ. d., OF Anacos'
tia. ID. c., writes:
The Peruna Medicine Co., Colum.
bus. o.--Gentlemen: In my practice
| have had occasion TO frequently pre-
scribe your valuable medicine, and
have found its use beneficial, especi-
ally in cases OF catarrh.
GEORGE C. HAVENER, NJ. d.
DR.. L. S. Smith, of Williston, Fla,
writes:
Il have found Peruna most valu.
able remedy for chronic catarrh of
the head, throat, lungs and bronchial
tubes, in fact, no matter where To-
Gated.
Few people realize that most sick
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1902-01-16
4 WOMAN'S SUCCESS
AN INTERESTING STORY OF HOW
SHE ATTAINED 1T.
For Long Time Il Seemed That Good
Fortune Would Not cems-An APP
parent rrine Brought 1t About.


As with many other women, fortune
fingered long while before comins
to Mrs. Knowles. But finally q
trifling occurrence brought il to her
Mrs. George NJ. Knowles lives at No
Is North street, Portland, Me-. and
when a reporter visited her to learn
the facts of the case, she said:
For year and half | suffered
tortures from rheumatism. When
arose in the morning or when got
up to walk after | had been sitting
down for while. my joints became
stiff and could not move easily as |
did before the rheumatism set in. My
fest ached and could not walk with,
out limping for some minutes after
l started out. 1t was very painful and
interfered a great deal with my
household duties"
How did you succeed in becoming
cured?" asked the newspaper man.
1T was one OF those apparently lit
tie things that brought it about" re-
piled Mrs. Knowles, with a smile. Il
had been suffering in this way for a
year and half when one day l hap.
pened to pick up the paper and to
see an advertisement of DR.. Williams
Pink Pills for Pale People. l made
up my mind to try them. When had
taken one box | felt better and after
/ had taken the pills for about two
months all the pain was gone. This
was year ago. and the rheumatism
has not troubled me since"
The ahnun re Me-,
Knowles was sworn to at the report
er's request before Marshall H. Pur-
rington, notary public, at Portland,
and published in the Express, a re-
liable newspaper of that city.
DIR. Williams Pink Pills for Pale
People will not only cure cases SINH
lar to that of Mrs. Knowles, but, con-
tanning, as they do, all the elements
necessary to give new life and rich
ness to the blood and restore shat
tered nerves, they have proved effica-
cious in wide range of diseases.
They are an unfailing specific for
such diseases as locomotar ataxia,
partial paralysis, st. Vitus' dance. sci
atica, neuralgia, rheumatism, nervous
headache, the after-effects of grip, Of
fevers and of other acute diseases,
palpitation of the heart, pale and sal
low compilations and all forms of
weakness, either in male or female.
DR.. Williams Pink Pills for Pale Peo-
pie are sold by all dealers or will be
sent postpaid on receipt of price. fifty
cents a box: six boxes, two dollars
and fifty cents, by addressing DR.. Will
liams' Medicine Co., Schenectady, N
Y. Be sure and get the genuine; sub
stitutes never cured ANYBODY.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1902-01-16

The druggists have already been
supplied with Peruna almanacs. There
is sure to be great demand for these
almanacs on account of the articles
on astrology which they contain. The
subject Of astrology Is very attrac
tive one to most people. The articles
on astrology in the Peruna almanac
have been furnished by a very com
petent astrologist and the mental char
acteristics of each sign is given, con
stituting almost a complete horo
scope. A list Of lucky and unlucky
days for each month is given. There
will be great rush for these books.
Ask your druggist for one early be
fore they are all gone.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1902-01-16
Pres. BrinsIns Universal Peace.

Max o'Rell, who recently Joined the
staff Of the Paris Figaro, thinks that
the press now fulfills the duties for.
merly monopolized by diplomacy and
urges his companions Of the pen to re.
frain from writing on any subject with
which they have not at least an ele.
mentary acquaintance. If this plan
were followed everywhere he says that
twenty years hence the peace of the
world would be assured.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1902-01-16
Good Judgment.

She-oh, Fred, dear, you are so no
BILE, so generous, so handsome, so chiv-
alrous, so much the superior of every
man l meet, can't help loving you.
Now, what can you see in plain little
me to admire?
He-Oh, don't know, dear; but you
certainly have very good Judgment
Tid-Bits.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1902-01-16
Local OUtIOn in Mis,issiDni.

Few as the saloons are in Missis.
sippi, they pay nearly one-third of the
states total income from privilege tax
es. Mississippi is regarded as one of
the most ultra of prohibition states,
made so by the anti-saloon sentiment
in a majority of the counties under
the local option system. Fourteen of
the counties pay the bulk Of the $780,
600 received annually from this tax.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1902-01-16
Had Library on Mormonism

Theodore Schroeder, Of Salt Lake
City, has given to the Wisconsin His
torical Library his library on Mormon
history. This is one Of the largest col
lectiOns of books on this subject in ex-
istence, embracing, as it does, $4,000
bound volumes, pamphlets and newspa-
ner files,
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1902-01-16
K.nlusky.. Ial.r..l d Ro.a.M.LIns.

Kentucky was one of the early west
ern states to take an active interest
In road-making. II was the policy oi
the state to cooperate with It's minor
political divisions In the construction
of roads, and many years ago a corps
of engineers set to work to lay of
roads in all parts of the blue grass
state.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1902-01-16
Millions of PASSENGERS,

The annual statement Of the Mon
treal street railway states that during
the year the company carried 46.741,-
600 passengers and issued 1926 900
transfers. The earnings for the year
showed a net profit of $649.251.51. as
compared with $647 ,246.64 for the pre-
vious year.-Montreal Herald and
Star.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1902-01-16
Finances Of St Louis.

st. Louis this year stands upon her
own financial basis with reference to
money to move Western crops; in
other words, her bankers are asking
no favors of New York. The worlds
fair ought to witness the fact that
st. Louis is the financial center of
the great Central West.-St. Louis
Star.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1902-01-16
Matrimony and Ewes.

An old man was rallied by his
friends. on his marrying a young
wife, on the inequality of their ages.
He replied, she will be near me to
close my eyes"
Well" replied friend, 'Tv had
two OF them, and they opened my
eyes,"
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1902-01-16
Nur,sm.ld, R.hlnd RrltI,h R.erult,.

General Butler once explained why
It was necessary to put such showy
clothing on most of the troops; BE
cause a showy uniform attracts Mary
Ann. the nursemaid, who makes Tom.
my Atkins join the army. In plain
uniforms, you would find recruiting a
harder job than ever"
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1902-01-16

Wife We'll, John, I'll have to do the
cooking now. The cook left without
warning this afternoon.
I Husband Not exactly without
warning. She told me this morning
had better bring home some dyspep-
sia tablets tonight, but l didn't quite
catch on to what she meant.-Judge.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1902-01-16
Her Gentle Hint.

yes; l proposed to her by letter"
"And what was her reply?" "She sim.
ply referred me to a certain chapter
and page in The Life OF Paul Jones' ''
And what did you find?" 1T says: :
After fruitlessly applying for com
mand of the ship by letter he went in
person to see about 1t; and then he
secured itu"-Life.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1902-01-16
IN the Ere Of the Beholder

If one needs any assurance that beau.
ty is largely in the eye Of the beholder,
he has but to mentally review the mar
ried women of his acquaintance, and
reflect that even the plainest of them
is charming in her husbands sight. It's
. very good thing, too, if we consider
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1902-01-16
Hadn,tGraduated.

What good does your college edu.
cation do you il you can't carry bowl
of soup to guest without putting
your thumb in it?" said the summer
hotel proprietor to the student waiter
''Oh, well" was the reply; 'you
must remember / have two years more
in college. .-Yonkers Statesman.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1902-01-16
DEAFNESS CANNOT BE CURED

BY local applications, AZ they cannot reach the
diseased portion of the ear. There is only one
way TO cure deafness. and that is by eonstitu-
tional remedies. Deafness is caused by an in.
famed condition of the mucous lining of the
Eustachian Tube. When this tube gets in
famed you have q rumbling sound or impex-
feet hearing, and when 1t 10 entirely closed
deafness is the result, and unless the infiammA.
tion can be taken out and this tube restored 70
its normal condition, hearing will be destroyed
forever; nine cases out of ten are caused by
catarrh, which is nothing but an inhamed
condition OF the mucous surfaces.
We will give One Hundred Dollars for any
case of Deafness (caused by eAtarrhl that can
not be cured by Halls Catarrh Cure. Send for
circulars, free.
r. J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, o.
Sold by Druggists 75c
Halls Family Pills are the best.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1902-01-16
Taught Gardening by Example.

When the present Archbishop of
Canterbury was, nearly half a century
ago, principal of government train
ing college for teachers, he always
made point of personally initiating
his students into the mysteries of gar.
dening, and piled spade and rake in
his shirtsleeves as a teacher and ex-
ampler should.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1902-01-16
Out at Sea.

Mrs. Gull (angrily)-I heard what
you said to that Miss Seamew. Mr.
Gull-Heard what? Mrs. Gull-Heard
you say just as plain as day, Meet me
at the pier, dearest" Mr.. Gull-Oh
rats! You just ran into one of those
wireless messages from that steamer
Judge.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1902-01-16
sessars Pursue Carnegie.

While in Pittsburg the other day
Andrew Carnegie was forced to leave
the house in which he was staying by
a rear door and drive OF in a carriage
to escape crowd OF people begging
money for charitable objects-n1any OF
them for libraries. Mr.. Carnegie re.
ceives over 500 begging letters a day.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1902-01-16
Old PhlIadelphIa.

October 25 was the two hundredth
anniversary of the incorporation OF
the city Of Philadelphia, which, in
1901, was already town of some 1900
houses, with more than 5000 inhabi.
tants. 1t was laid out as a parallelo.
gram between the two rivers.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1902-01-16
rheumatism

Rheumatic pains are the cries of protest
and distress from tortured muscles. aching
joints and excited nerves. The blood has
been poisoned by the accumulation Of
waste matter in the system, and can no
longer supply the pure and health sustain
ing food they require. The whole system
feels the effect of this acid poison; and
not until the blood has been purified and
brought back to healthy condition viii
the aches and pains cease.
Mrs. James Keli, OF 7o7 Ninth street, ". E..
Washington, D. c., writes as follows "a few
months ago had an attack of Sciatic Rheuma
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1902-01-16
He RsnOunced the Faith.

The Rochester Post-Express tells OF
a godfather who, when asked in the
course of the service if he believed
what all Christians hold as the essen
tials of the faith, answered with EN-.
phasis, Il renounce them ALL" to the
CONSERVATION of the parson and all
the witnesses.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1902-01-16
Recovering Money from : CRATER.

At county fair in Kansas a man
lost SIS at sure-thing game. The
wife saw the man lose his last cent
and, marching up to the desk of the
CRATER, grabbed handful Of money
from the box, and told him she had tc
have it to live on, and walked away to
the music Of the crowds cheers.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1902-01-16


aminer OF U, $.
Treasury Depart.
ment, graduate ot
Columbia college,
and who served
three years stwest
Point, has the fol.
lowing to say oil
Peruna;
"Allow me 10
express my graft
tude to you for the
benefit derived
f~s.s.a .AnN 1AN
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1902-01-16
Very Bitter.

"There is nothing but bitterness in
your hearth she sighed, gazing into
the embers.
Naturally" he responded. Haven't
the doctors informed you that l have a
tobacco heaPtp
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1902-01-16
To Prevent Tslsgraphl.es PARALYSIS.

Telegraphists' paralysis is to be pre-
vented by a new telegraph key. The
key has handle large enough to be
grasped by the entire hand, and can
be turned at any angle or set in any
position the operator may prefer for
ease.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1902-01-16
APloallns cobbI,t', sAon

A floating cobhler's shop Is one OF
the features Of the ponobacot hay Is.
land life, Capt w O. Cottlc, In hlh
sloop, Yankee Nation Foing from place
% place aud giving attentlen 10 mend.
ing old ahooa and boota which tho
people may aave up for hts coming,
Capt, Cottlo haa n new dog M com,
ranion to take the place OF Jlp. who
was with him for many years.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1902-01-16
A Hero Indeed.

She-I shall marry no man who Is
not hero. He-Say that you'll be
mine and I'll prove that I am one.
She-Oh, Adolphus, how? He'll go
right in and TASK papa."-Philadel.
phia Bulletin.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1902-01-16

tIsm IN IT'S worst iorTn. The
pain was SO intense that I
became completely pros
trated. The attack was an
unusually severe one, and
my condition was regard
ed as being very danger
GUS. I was attended by
one Of the most able doc
tors in Washington, who is
also a member of the fac
ulty Of q leading medical
college here. He told me,
TO continue his prescrip-
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1902-01-16

Tom-And you say she is great
belle?
Jack--You bet. Why, she actually
has four silk pillows stuffed with hair
from four different football players. -
Philadelphia Record.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1902-01-16

Piso's Cure is the best medicine we ever
used for all affections of the throat and
lungs. o. ENDsLEY, Vanburen, Ind,
Feb. 10. 1900
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1902-01-16

b. Chamberln NJ D. writes from 18th Washington
where Peuna has
cheeTuy
and general tonic. &C. B. chAMBERLlN NJ. D.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1902-01-16
Don't Let Constipat,on XII, Va,

1t will do it. openly or in disguise. Consti.
patton has many long scientific aliases. but
Cascarets Candy Cathartic will save you
Druggists 1Oc, 25c, 50c
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1902-01-16

Mothers viii find Mrs. Winslow's Sooth-
Ing Syrup the best remedy to use for their
children during the teething period.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1902-01-16
One Consolation.

ottlnger--unlucky at cards, lucky
az love. Henrlques-ThRt'a rights II
You are loser at bridge whilst the
girls will love you TO deathl--Puek.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1902-01-16

Lame back makes young man feel
old. Wizard oil makes an old man feel
young. See your druggist.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1902-01-16

Tailors in Spain earn s4.90 a week; In
Italy, $4; in England, $7.40.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1902-01-16

Medical Examiner U. s, Treasury.
DIR. LlewellYn Jordan. Medical Ex
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1902-01-16

tions and would get well. After having i flied
twelve times without receiving the slightest
beneht, declined to continue his treatment auy
longer Having heard of S. S. S. (Swift's Specihc)
recommended for Rheumatism, / decided almost
IN despair however, to give the medicine a trial
ana after had taken few bottles I was able tc
hobble around on crutches. and verv socn there.
after had no use for them at all, S. S. s. having
cured me sound and well. All the distressing
pains have left me. my appetite has returned
health.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1902-01-16

E1TQ Permanently Cured. No nts or Nervousness
Eft8 affsT tiFss days ssof Dr. Kllnss Great Nerve
Restorsr. Send for EnER "a trial bottle and treat
sa. DR.RnkxfSR Ltd. sSl Arch ST.. Philade phiA Ra
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1902-01-16

minerals IN it to disturb the digestion and
lead to ruinous habits.
We have prepared special book on
Rheumatism which every sufferer from
this painful disease should read. It is the
most complete and interesting book of
the kind III existence. 1t will be sent free
to any one desiring it. Write our physi.
Clans fully and freely about your case. We
make no charge for medical advice.
The SWIFT SPECIFIC CO.. ATLANTA, ca.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1902-01-16

tue gre at vegetable
purifier and tonic, is
the ideal remedy in all
rheumatic troubles.
Kootenai County Republican. (Rathdrum, Idaho) 1899-1903, 1902-02-14
WHY WE BUY THE ISLANDS.

The treaty for the sale Of the Dan
ish West Indies having been signed,
I'LL that remains to be done is for the
senate to ratify it and for the house
to appropriate the money. There is
likely to be some opposition both to
confirmation and appropriation, but
the sale will probably be affirmed and
the islands taken under the sovereign
ty OF the United States.
Many people hold that we do not
need the islands, the purchase Of which
will mean an outlay rather than a
source of income, but their acquisition
has long been matter for contempla-
ton. Seward nearly conspmmattd
their purchase for the sum Of 1000
700, or little less than he paid for
Alaska. Since that time they have
deprecated in value, because of a
slump in the sugar Industry, and as
the Danes have had to pay more to
govern them than they have received
in revenue they are undoubtedly glad
to get rid OF them.
1t Is largely their strategcal value
that now warrants their purchase.
Their possession will guarantee bet
ter protection for Porto Rico and will
Rive a strong outpost in the Caribbean
sea, which will be desirable with this
country in control of an isthmian
canal. Whether they will become
self sustaining under the jurisdiction
Of the United States is problematical,
but with an extension OF markets
That is likely to follow transfer Of
sovereignty, and the introduction of
american business methods new life
may be infused into the islands in
dustries. In any event, Denmark was
determined to sell and the United
States had to buy or see the islands
fall into the hands OF some European
power.
Kootenai County Republican. (Rathdrum, Idaho) 1899-1903, 1902-02-14

Baker. Mr.. Baker arrived home
Wednesday with his prisoner. Wilson
is the party who had Constable Baker
arrested recently for "holding him
up" on a Warrant sworn out before
Justice of the Peace O'Callaghan at
Bonners Ferry and then "forgot" to
appear against Mr.. Baker. Wilson
was arraigned before Justice Steinlein
Wednesday, charged with petit lar
ceny for breaking into slot machine,
belonging to the White Swan saloon,
the day that building was burned.
lie, entered plea OF guilty and was
sentenced to 80 days in the county
Jail, Constable Baker took his pris-
oner to Rathdrum Wednesday eve
ming. When Wilson is released from
custody he no doubt will have arrived
at the sensible conclusion that the
average person carries no license to
get funny.
Kootenai County Republican. (Rathdrum, Idaho) 1899-1903, 1902-02-14
Brain-FOOd Nonsense.

Another ridiculous fad has been
branded by the most competent au-
thorites.. They have dispelled the
silly notion that one kind of food is
needed for brain, another for muscles,
and still another for bones. A cor
rect diet will not only nourish par
ticular part of the body, but it will
sustain every other part. Yet, how
ever good your food may be, its nutri.
ment is destroyed by indigestion or
dyspepsia. You MUST prepare for
their appearance or prevent their COM
ing by taking regular doses of Green s
August Flower, the favorite medicine
of the healthy millions A few doses
aids digestion, stimulates liver to
healthy action, purities the blood and
makes you feel buoyant and vigorous
You can get DR.. &. G. Green's relia-
bic remedies at FoSs' drug store.
Get Green's Special Almanac tt
Kootenai County Republican. (Rathdrum, Idaho) 1899-1903, 1902-02-14
Cleared by the Jury.

The case Of tine state VS.. d. II.
Mott, for practicing medicine without
a license, was tried in Judge Stein
lein' 5 court before a jury of Il Mon
day. The case had been twice post
poned, owing to County Attorney
Graham sending word that he would
be unable to be present. When the
case was called Monday the county at
torney was cOnspicuously absent and
Judge Steinlein conducted the states
examination. Attorney Peter John
son represented the defense. After
the examination of several witnesses
both for the state and defense, O. +.
Page read the law and cited a number
of authorities governing the case.
Attorney Johnson then occupied the
jury's attention for about 30 minutes,
after which the case was submitted to
that body. The jury was out about
Is minutes and returned verdict Of
acquittal.