The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1902-10-10
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$50 Gayboy. has recovered?". Yes:
The lucky fellow was too poor to be
operated on."-Ex. 49,.
Voice from upstairs, to sutton in par
or George, when you leave will you
please throw in the, morning paper:-
Judge. Sd %#s<*<
Ineomllpp.et ent:E Shed oesn' know how
oman mage, does she 2. sssNo. For years
she shas lived5beyond hen himouy IS
Tadge:#2 4l u - SHNs q I'm y
He-"Her rich uncle gave them
magnificent wedding present. She
'Wha tFwas c. sAsato ~ coal
-DetroitS RE Press g. M sssss
"rhrse kns a boulrs fsn ' su,ch bah
time nraa delgytlna ~ 81 ilingl ysaM
the minister to lhsiniselff,s stafter He
had united the third eouple--Tit-Bits:
] aNell@"15 stopped: ill., i bargain Sale
:o-day." Belle-"Did you see anything
Ihatalooked realr cheapE4 Nell-SYe .s;
several men waiting for their wives"
philadelphia Ledger. ~
i"Really. Louise: this bill is outrage
ous. You mustn' tttly to dress like these
mlllionaires'' wlveyg 'tMy dear Ned,
control Yourself I'm only trying to ap-
pear as. ven dressed the shop girls"
Life. #~3@; Y 4 %:' ~ IT, ,s;Is$#
Wide: Papa, WHAT'S the difference
between the Smart Set and the -Four
Hundredr' "Why, my son, the Four
Hundred is limited to two thousand six
hundred, but everybody Is in the Smart
Set.''-Ex.
One way for the young man to get
rich is to save money. Another way
IS to marry a girl whose father has
,aved 'money.-Somerville Journal.
His Wife-"But can they prove that
you have been dishonest" emo, they
:an't; but I shall have to pay a lawyer
Ill l have stolen to convince them that
they can't."-Life.
Eyes, I'm encouraging my daughter
10 keep company with that Arctic ex-
plorer." "What's the reason" Hell
be able to stand it in the parlor with
out any fire this WINTER
Plain Dealer.
The Old Man-"Young man, when
rou take my daughter, trust you with
the dearest treasure of my life. No,
couldn't lend you my auto for a little
spin. value it too highly to risk it in
strange hands."-Harper's Bazaar.
"Are you going to marry him - asked
the girl in white II don't know" an
swered the girl in pink. 1T would be
dreadful If I married him and then
found out that that detestable Minnie
Wilkins never really wanted him.
Chicago Post.
Miss Anne ,Teek (blushing)-"Mr.
Strong offered to put his arm under
me and teach me to float in the SURF
to-day, but Of course I wouldn't hear
If it." Miss OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES! One
Is never too old to learn Philadel-
phia Catholic Standard.
In Disguise: Mrs. Stubbs-This is
this block We're Immensely wealthy,
and now find them sitting around in
patched clothing. Mr.. Stubb-That's
nothing, Maria; they are expecting the
tax assessor.-Chicago Daily News.
Thoroughbred Sport: Blizzer-I just
heard that Bilgewater jumped out Of
his yacht yesterday and was drowned.
Understanding! Did he do it with
suicidal intent? Blizzer-Oh, no; he
was racing and did it to tighten his
boat. and thereby win the race.-Chi-
cago State Journal.
It was q Maysville negro preacher.
who, needing the money, said: "Breth-
rem, we will now staht de box, an TO-
de glory OBJ heaven, which ebber OBJ
you stole Mr.. Jones' turkey will please
not put anything in hit" And every
man in the congregation contributed
Kansas City Star.
Harry-"To tell the truth, 1 don't be-
lieve. Alice ever cared for me-" Har-
riett-"Nonsense! What put that idea
into, your head?" Harry-"I know what
I'm talking about. How otherwise do
you account for it that she remembers
everywhere we went on our honey
moonT'-Boston Transcript.
You must abandon all business cares
Tor the future" says the physician.
But fear that have not yet accumu-
lated sufficient money" protests the
multi-millionaire. "Why, my dear sir,
you have got enough money to pay
physicians fees for. the rest of your
life."-Baltimore American.
''That Mrs. tWadhams to. whom you
introduced me the other evening re-
minds me very much OF portrait by
Rembrandt" 'Is that SO? Which
oney' "Oh. any old one. They all look,
when you get close to them, as IL the
paint had been thrown on by the hand
full "-Chicago Times-Herald. .z,==:#
Sandy Pikes-"Lady, cud yer please
give me four cents. I wants to write B
letter to me poor old mudder." LADY.
What do you want with four centsY
Two cents will send a letter anywhere
In the country" Sandy Pikes-s.Yes,
lady, hut ! wants to send me mudder q !.
check, an ! wants de extra two cents