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SOCIETY DIRECTORY,

Secretaries of organizations will
please notify this Office of any change
of offers or other corrections desired.
, 1902-11-12
BOUND TO FURNISH NEWS.
Correspondent Of Texas Paper Sacri
feed Himself to Duty.

feed Himself to Duty.
All well regulated newspapers have
a system OF keeping check on the
amount of news sem by co%rrespon-
dents. Occasionally it becomes neces-
sary to Jack them up" in a pleasant,
but firm manner. Not every CORE
s%pondent. however, is willing to make
news in order to comply with the
rules as did he of Rockland. Not
having heard from Rockland for some
time, attention was duly called to the
shortcomings, and the following reply
came:
Rockland. Tex. Sept. %, 19O2.-The
Galveston News, Galveston, Tex
Gentlemen: AS to your letter on
other side Of sheet, l could not find
anything to write to you about, so
have to get married myself. See in
closed letter.
The Enclosure was a formal notice
of his NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. News.
, 1902-11-12
LADY ORGANIZATIONS.

CUSTER CORPS NC. 20 n. R. C.
Meets first and third Monday evenings
in G.. a. r. ball.
Mrs. S. J. Mi'l-f. Pres.
Mrs. Nittie Appieman Secretary.
, 1902-11-12

PILOT CAMP NO A.. WOODMHN
OF THE WORLD. Meets t.st and
third Friday evenings in I. .. q. =
hall. F. w. OFT, c. g.
Hugh Hynds, Clerk,
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ALPHA CHAPTER IE. /. G.. :. 5.
Meets the first and :nir! Tuesday
eveugins OF each month i" Masonic
hall. Mrs. Fannie S~c:tcl3. w. NJ.
Mrs. Mary f. Hynds. Recorder.
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LARAMIE LODGE NO. 1, A. o. q
W. Meets every Monday evening In A
o. U. W. hall F. Brueckner. M. W.
C W. Bussard, Recorded.
, 1902-11-12

An ad. in The Republican brings IT.
turhs. for the paper is read by all the
people.
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LARAMIE TENT NO z, X. o. T. N
Meets every Tuesday evening In I. o
o. F. hall F. W. OFT, Com
r. Swigart, R. X.
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WYOMING CAMP NO.. $3.50, MOD
ERN WOODMEN OF AMERICA
Meets second and fourth Wednesdays
Ia G. A. R. hall. G. w. Bursard. v. C..
8. Wallace, Clerk.
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UNION PACIFIC TINE TABLE.
In effect at the Larsriie station a.
the present time:
West.Bouad.
Leaving time:
No. I, Overland Limited . i:i6. Ia
No. 8 Pacific Express .....1O:7O n m
No. 8. Mail and Express.... $40 .. ID
No. 1Ol, Fast Mal........ 1850 u. IT
East-9ornd.
Arriving time:
No. 2, Overland Limited. -. 3:35 4 os
No. 4, Atlantic Express. ....11:10 q. IN
No. s, Mail and Express. ..I0:40 .. N
No. 102. Fast MALL. go. $50 T. ID
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Nasal Catarrh quickly Yields to treat

Nasal Catarrh quickly yields to treat
ment by Ely's Cream Balm, which is agree
ably aromatic. 1t is received through the
n~ostrils, cleanses and heals the whole sur
face over which it diffuses itself. Druggists
sell the SOC. size; Trial size by mail, 10
cents. Test it and you are sure to continue
the treatment.
Announcement.
To accommodate those who are partial
to the use of atomizers in applying liquids
into the nasal passages for catarrhal trou-
6les, the proprietors prepare Cream Balm in
liquid form, which will be known as Ely's
Liquid Cream Balm. Price including the
spraying tube is IS cents. Druggists or by
mail. The liquid form embodies the med
icinal properties of the solid preparation.
, 1902-11-12

JEWEL OF Sc LODGE NO. Sc, l.. A
to b. of l.. +. Meets second and fourth
Wednesday at 2:30 p. m, ir g. A. r.
hall. Mrs. Ida Ehmka, President.
Mrs. Olive Harnisb, Secretary.
, 1902-11-12

Weekly Republican only 81 . yea,
, 1902-11-12

LARAMIE HARBOR NO. 81, AMRRI.
CAN ORDER OF PROTECTION.
Meets second and fourth Tuesday ev-
enings Of each month in g. A. R. hall.
Harry H. Houston, Commands.
Prof. ". B. Carhart, Secretary.
, 1902-11-12

WEDNESDAY. NOVEMBER 10. 1902.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1902-11-13

The most striking feature of the elections just
held the black eye given to the candidates who
stood for socialistc doctrines In almost every case
where the question of government ownership or the
direct vote involved the party representing these
principles was defeated by large majority. The
most prominent instance was, of course, in Ohio.
where Tom johnson, who stands for all the modern
socialistic doctrines, showed under by his op-
ponents. The obvious inference is that the people
don't want any paternal form of government
than exists at present They content with
legitimate competition among individuals rather
than governmental monopoly. It is thing to
discuss the beauties and theories of the socialists
which absolutely perfect not to take into
sideration the frailtes of human nature but it is
quite another thing to put these theories into prac
tce When that is proposed saving common sense
steps in and calls halt.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1902-11-13

Col. John Jacob Astor's refusal to profit by his
patents on the marine turbines he has invented is
kindly and public spirited act that deserves recogn
ton by the public It doesn't matter whether the
inventions prove to be of considerable monetary
value or not; he believes they are valuable and re-
fuses to profit by them, and they should be accepted
in the spirit in which they given. His example
might be followed with profit by other wealthy men
in this country. It is not often man, here or
abroad, has SO much money that he refuses to earn
more but gives the fruit of his labor to the public
But then COL Astor has always proven himself to be
exceptional man, different in most ways from his
compeers. He appears to believe for thing, that
citizen has personal responsibilities and he
these responsibilities himself rather than
hire others to do it for him.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1902-11-13

By REFUSING to consider tho nomination for the
presidency of the American Federation of Labor
John Mitchell sectually sences the carping critics
and self-made soothsayers who have SO freely as
sorted that the coal strike brought about by Mr.
Mitchell for self-aggrandizement The president of
the American Federation of Labor yields tremen-
dous influence and occupies position in the world
of organized labor far exalted than does the
president of the miners union It is position that
trade unionsts naturally aspire to and there be
little doubt that if Mr. Mitchell would accept the
nomination he would be chosen to fill the office.
But atho the coal strike is settled and the miners
returned to their work. there still remains much to be
done in the anthracite district by the president of the
union. And while there probably are other workers
in the ranks who could the president duties
and carry out his plans, nevertheless Mr. Mitchell,
who has been tried and is known to be the right
for the place, is the the miners look to to place
them squarely on their feet once more. For him to
resign at this time would not only place weapon in
the hands of his detractors, but his loss might
terially weaken the organization he has worked SO
faithfully to build up. John Mitchell is young
man and man of very extraordinary abilities, and
there is plenty Of time ahead for him to preside
the American Federation Of Labor and to occupy
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1902-11-13

weekly published the Minnesota State
and edited and
Its objects be homo to encourage
Intellectual the prisoners acquant
the disseminate pathological
dpeng that prejudice which has been
redempon The paper entirely
If time there
would expended
interests of the prison library
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1902-11-13
n 0 7 &c E

ALL PERSONS receiving copies Of THE MIRROR who
regular lists will please consider such as
copies IT, after reading, conclude that THE
MIRROR worthy of patronage send name to this
Office trial subscription rates published above.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1902-11-13

It would be a good thing i'll
someone could invent machine
to prevent roosters from giving
false alarms by growing two hours
before daylight on Sunday morn
ings.
= > >
Next spring the town of Benton,
Nebraska, is to undergo the ex-
perience of moving three miles
down the Platte river. Every
building in the town is to be
floated bodily down the stream
and not a vestige of the present
town of Benton will remain except
the town lots, natural scenery and
air.
>
The Pathfinder of Washington,
D. c., asks: "What is it that hurts
when bee stings your" It's the
other end of the bee that hurts
you and it's the bees conscience
that hurts him.
3 3 5
We have just received volume 1,
number l of Il Boomerang, pub
lished by Alice Bingham Russell,
Minneapolis. Judging from it's
diminutive dimensions one might
think it had been picked before it
reached maturity, but it is neat
and creditable little sheet and
sufficiently large to do a great deal
of good in the field of it's endeavor.
It is published in the interest of
the sane people who are unjustly
committed to, and detained in
asylums for the insane.
| = 3
In his book entitled. ''The Law
of Psychic Phenomena" T. j.
Hudson relates the experience of a
certain man who conversed with the
spirit of a dead pig. He asserts
that this pig knew as much about
spiritual philosophy as did the
ancient Greeks and spoke all the
modern languages. This must have
been one of the educated pigs
that do business in the side shows
of circuses.
> >
Instead of trying to make
Thanksgiving Day what the term
implies and endeavoring to get
mixed up with little joyousness,
a great many people put in their
spare moments reciting their trou-
bles, real and imaginary.
There's never dream so happy
| But the waking makes us sadi
| There's never dream of sorrow
| But the waking makes us glad
| We shall look some day with wonder
At this troubles we have had.
I A little bit of patience
| Often makes the sunshine come,
And little bit of love
| Makes very happy home.
| A little bit of hope
Makes rainy day look gay,
| And little bit of charity
| Makes glad weary way"
|
In going to countries Of the far
east people frequently go west.
Why doesn't some one endeavor to
reach the north pole by going
south via the equator?
= 5 -
Who says there is anything the
matter with Mr.. Slowgo's utter
ances? By the way his name is
not Slowgo nor Fastgo. Slowgo
is simply his looking-glass or MIR
RoR name and it's shorter than
Acknowledgements iterman.
Names don't cost much, but short
ones are cheaper and more easily
handled than long names are. But
whats in name?" Just few
letters.
How far will socialism go or
where will it stop? It certainly is
making very rapid strides in this
country and particularly in the
L H.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1902-11-13

j. Pierpont Morgan was in a
dangerous runaway in New York
few days since. 1t is to be as
'sumed that he paid about Is cents
to the driver who brought him
through without . scratch.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1902-11-13
ODDS AND ENDS.


whatever with anarchy,
as was formerly understood by
many people, but it is simply what
the term implies.
.
Some people seem to have NO.
for anything. but as a
very general rule it, is human
nature to desire to prosper. The,
reaction of livers, or something,
causes human nature to rebel
against and envy those who are
more prosperous than ourselves.
Congressman b. L. Hamilton Of:
Michigan says, Capital is only
labor grown prosperous and when,
it becomes prosperous it acts just
as prosperity always. acts and gets.
envied in turn just as prosperity is
always envied."
= > -
If compulsory education be-
comes general what will succeed
ing generations do for jurymen2'
But maybe there will be some kind,
of g. succedaneum in the shape Of
defective machine to administer
injustice.
- 81
Who would have thought few
years ago that Science and NATURE
would form a "trust" to drive most
of the doctors and pills out Of
business before 1910? that we
would ever burn dirt with the aid
of chemicals? that land could be
irrigated by carrying the squirt
end of long hose in an air ship2o
that Canada and Mexico would be
annexed to the United States? that
potatoes could be made to grow on,
apple trees? that T. L. johnson,
A. j. Beveridge, Carter Harrison
and R. N. La Toilette would be-
come presidents of the United
States? that one overhead rail from
which trains could not jump would
supersede the present method of
constructing and operating rail
roads? that trees and all plant life
could be forced to grow and ma
ture much more quickly than they
are now doing? that the undevel-.
oped portions of northern Colorado
and northern Mexico will yet pro-
duce mining excitements equal to
those of California in 40 and
Klondike in '98? that men then in.
prison would be in prison now?
One of the curious products of
South Africa is the ''sneezewood'
tree. It takes it's name from the fact
that one cannot handle it without
sneezing and it even sneezes itself
at times. No insects can touch it
without sneezing themselves to
death. Maybe that tree could be
transplanted to Saltwater.
In case any member of this,
community would like to exchanges
the Louisville Courzey.Iou,uaI or
other southeastern paper for st.
Louis, Kansas City, St. Paul, Los.
Angeles or Portland papers kindly
address room III, Stillitentiary
Building, Penwater Street, City.
Dr.. Jordan. president of Stan
ford University, in recent lecture
on conditions, environment and
opportunities pertaining to young
men at the beginning of a career,
said: 'The first duty the young
man owes to himself and others is
to keep himself clean and free from
rust and corruption. Wild oats is
very dangerous seed, because it
is planted in the nervous system.
The man who has done the greatest
thing in life is he who has pre-
served his brain to old age free
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1902-11-13

In case any member of this,
community would like to exchange
the Louisville Couyzey.Iouvu0l or
other southeastern paper for ST.
Louis, Kansas City, St. Paul, Los
Angeles or Portland papers kindly
address room III, Stillitentiary
Building, Penwater Street, City.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1902-11-13

One of the curious products of
South Africa is the ''sneezewood''
tree. It takes its name from the fact
that one cannot handle it without
sneezing and it even sneezes itself
at times. No insects can touch it
without sneezing themselves to
death. Maybe that tree could be
transplanted to Saltwater.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1902-11-13

How far will socialism go or
where will it stop? It certainly is
making very rapid strides in this
country and particularly in the
east. The growth of socialistic
sentiment in Ohio, Pennsylvania,
New York, New Jersey and the
New England states is marvellous.
labor mayors having been elected
in a number of cities and towns
in these states. The present idea
of socialism, however, is not in any
way associated with. and has no
The Butler weekly times. (Butler, Mo.) 1881-1918, 1902-01-30
Talked Slavery In the House.

Washington. Jan. 23 The dis
cussion in the house to-day turned
upon slavery in the Jolo groupin the
Philippines. Mr.. Gaines of Tennes-
see, who had visited the group, said
the United States officers told him
they could nothing to stopslavery
because Of the treaty between the
United States and the sultan. Mr..
Moody, OF Massachusetts,. said the
United States authorities had never
given countenance to slavery in the
Philippines. Mr.. Mercer of Nebraska,
who also visited the islands. said
slavery was decreasing. Mr.. Cochran
of Missouri declared that many OF
the slaves were christians owned by
Mohammedans.
The Butler weekly times. (Butler, Mo.) 1881-1918, 1902-01-30
Judge Refused to Marry Them.
X. G. Star.

X. G. star.
Arthur Moore. a black negro with
kinky hair, but fairly well dressed
and intelligent looking, walked into
the probate court in Kansas City,
Kan, yesterday afternoon accom-
panied by pink checked, fair haired
young woman and asked for mar
riage license. Judge Snyder looked
surprised and asked the woman if
she had any negro blood in her veins.
She replied that she had none.
"Do your parents know that you
are going to marry a negro?' he
asked.
''Yes, she replied
"Do they not make objection
NO" she answered.
Under the Kansas law it is manda-
tory for a Judge to issue licenses to
persons who wish to marry if there
are no legal objections to the mar
riage. Niscegenation is not a legal
objection to matrimony in Kansas.
Heaccordingly propounded the usual
questions and issued the license The
names given were Arthur Moore,
Kansas City, Mo-, and Pearl Nance,
Kansas City, Mo. Both gave their
ages as 26 years. After the license
was secured they asked Judge Sny-
der to marry them, but he told them
to hunt up some negro preacher
They left the courthouse on that mis-
sion.
The Butler weekly times. (Butler, Mo.) 1881-1918, 1902-01-30
Value of His Time.

Ever since London newspaper
man bought two minutes OF j. Pier
pont Morgan's time for an interview
at which the buyer did all the talking
there has been an inclination on this
side of the ocean to surpass that very
clever stroke of business. One Of the
haters OF newspaper men was APP
preached by a reporter the other day
with request for an expression of
opinion upon a matter OF contempo-
raneous human interest, and, as was
expected. his joblots sent out word
that he had nothing to say.
"Tell him I'll buy ten minutes of
his time" said the reporter, land il
everything's satisfactory will pay
cash down.
The Grabbed old creature must
have read of the Morgan incident, for
he invited the caller into his office
and yielded himself up for the speci.
fed time, holding his watch to be ex-
act.
Times up he said when the or
deal was finished. Settle yourlittle
BILL"
with pleasure, my dear sir. What
is the price?,--
"My time is worth 80 II minute
to-day"
Not to me, sir. 1t is unfortunate
for you that we did not establish a
rate before the interview. | am will.
ing to pay you 10 cents a minute;
The Butler weekly times. (Butler, Mo.) 1881-1918, 1902-01-30
Austria Getting Nervous.

Vienna, Jan. 23.-Charles Schwab,
president of the United States Steel
corporation, to-day conferred with
the directors of the Alpine Mining
company, the Prague company and
other Austrian steel magnates. The
Volksolatt, commenting on the con-
ference, says:
"We believe Mr.. Schwab is negoti-
ating to annex the entire Austrian
iron trade and that one of our prin.
cipal industries will be handed over
in a lump to the grasping Ameri-
cans"
Schwab is astonishing the natives
by. his imperial mode of travelling,
ordering special trains for even the
shortest journeys
The Butler weekly times. (Butler, Mo.) 1881-1918, 1902-01-30
A NEW Af4SkAN ENTERPRISE.
In Washington a Railway Company
Organized With 3 Million
Dollars Capital.

Seattle, Washington, Jan. III
The Alaska, Copper River \ Yukon
Railway company has been incorpo-
rated under the laws of Washington
to build a railroad from prince Viii
liam's sound in Alaska through the
Copper and Tanana river country to
APPOINT on the Yukon river near
Eagle, The company proposes, in
addition, to operate steamship line
from Seattle to Prince Williams
sound; to build andmaintain u smel-
ter and refinery in Alaska and to
carry on general mining transaction
The corporation is capitalized at -
million dollars, the entire amount of
which it is claimed, has been sub
scribed 10y eastern and foreign capt.
tai.
The estimated cost of the railway
is 10 million dollars. The iurorpor-
ators are +. ID. BanniSter Alfred b.
Hos and I. l.. Parker.
The Butler weekly times. (Butler, Mo.) 1881-1918, 1902-01-30
Speaks Up for China.

Washington, Jan 23.-The senate
committee on immigration to-day
heard former Secretary of State John
W. Foster in opposition to the
Chinese exclusion bills that were in
PRODUCED into congress, He said the
Pacific coast bill was a plain viola
ton of our treaty with China.
He asked the committee to consider
three points, namely, that any law
passed by the present congress which
continues to exclude Chinese laborers
beyond 1904 would be violation of
the treaty stipulations; that exclu-
sion laws should not be made appli-
cable to all our insular possessions,
and that the existing laws and the
legislation proposed are in clear dis
regard to the treaty stipulations.
The Butler weekly times. (Butler, Mo.) 1881-1918, 1902-01-30
America in the Lead Again.

Berlin, Jan % The most remark
able event in the financial history of
the empire is he oYer-snhsrriAiAg a
the new three per cent loan oi three
hundred million marks. The amount
was ovrrsubscribed sixty times The
tenders of New York bankers are
larger than from any other foreign
country, and will aggregate b .000,-
600. Subscribers have the privilege
OF paying for the bonds by INSTALL
ments.
The Butler weekly times. (Butler, Mo.) 1881-1918, 1902-01-30
HOBS0N MAY RETIRE
AND ENTER POLITICS
Appeared Before Retiring Board lester
day...Wants to Go to Congress-.
Pay Would BE $4,000 Per Year.

Washington, Jan. 23.-Captain
Richmond Pearson Hobson, the ma.
val constructor, who sank the collier
Merrimac in the harbor of Santiago
de Cuba under the fire. of Cervera :
squadron, appeared to-day before
the Retiring Board at the Washing.
ton Navy Yard,
ffthe President approves hisretire,
ment, he will be pcnsioned on sal
AIRY OF about 5000 per year for the
remainder of his life.
Captain Hobson's application fol
retirement is preliminary, it is believ
ed, to his entrance into politics, He
himself declines to discuss his polit
zeal aspirations, but his friends dc
not doubt that, il his district in Ala
bama desire to send him toCongress
he will be willing to accept the elec
ton.
The district is now represented by
Mr.. Bankhead, one of the leaders o
the minority in the House. Mr.
Bankhead is an astute politician
and has no intention of relinquishins
his position To secure even the
nomination, Captain Hobson vii
have a hard fight on his hands.
disappearance OF Captain HobsoI
before the Retiring Board was il
consequence of IL formal application
which he made Il week ago to Secre
tary long. He claimed That hi
eyes incapacitated him from further
service, and that the injury had bpel
received in the line of duty.
The Butler weekly times. (Butler, Mo.) 1881-1918, 1902-01-30

ten minutes make a dollar. Here
you are, sir"
Phewl How the air changedcOlor.
"What you have said is not worth
a nickel to my paper or to me, but
here's a dollar
Leaving the note on the desk, the
+repOrterwent out. The elevator was
handy.-New York Press.
The Butler weekly times. (Butler, Mo.) 1881-1918, 1902-01-30
ROOSEVELT INVITED
KAISER TO LION HUNT.
President Sent a Message to German
Emperor Which Pleased the
Monarch Greatly.

Berlin, Jan. 23.-President Roose.
welt recently sent the Kaiser a mes
sage that appealed to his Majesty
more forcibly than volumes of ster-
eotyped greetings, such as he is ac-
cushioned to receive from European
courts.
Having heard of the Emperor's
feat in killing a whale off the coast of
Norway, President Roosevelt charg-
ed Berlin friend as follows:
"Tell the Kaiser that lam pretty
good shot myself, but have never
bagged a whale, Say to him that
We haven't any whales over here, hut
can provide him with some fair lion
hunting in the Rocky Mountains. He
has now a chance to live in history
along with the King of Syria, the
only Monarch who ever killed a
lion, -
The Kaiser received the presidents
assurance with distinguished consid-
GRAFTON and great pleasure, laughing
until his sides shook, notwithstand-
ing that the presidents invitation
was delivered amid the most formal
surroundings.