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The Tucson citizen., 1902-04-25
GOOD WOR k
OF the Tucson Chamber OF
Commerce Still
Goes On.
Invitation to the Governor OF
Sonora TO Visit
the Citu.

The Executive Committee of the
Tucson Chamber of Commerce held
a meeting Tuesday afternoon in the
Office of Breathitt " Manning The
meeting was called to extend an in
vitation to the Governor of Sonora
to visit Tucson on his way to Cananea
and to provide means for his enter
tainment. Allan C. Bernard and
Judge w. H. barnes left Benson on
w c. Greene private car, Tuesday.
going to Hermosil4o, where they will
meet Governor Ysabai of Sonora, and
General Torres, the military governor
of that state. Governor Ysabel and
Gen raj Torres and their party will
be brought 70 benson and from there
will be taken to Naco ana Cananea
over the A. 4 s. E. and the Cananea
Railroad.
Ahe Executive COMMITTEE of the
Chamber of Commerce at the meeting
Tuesday, extended an invitation to
Governor Ysabei and parry to come
over from Benson to Tucson and
spend a few hours visiting the city.
The party would have to wait at Ben
son and could not come to Tucson
and remain here from the time that
the Nogales train arrives IN the morn
ing, until it leaves in the afternoon.
Governor Ysabel will have to get the
permission of Pres4uent DIaz of the
Republic of Mexico, to stop in Tucson,
but he can, no doubt, secure mat per-
mission by wire If he decided to ac-
cept the invitation.
II Governor Ysabel will come to
Tucson. Mr.. Bernard will telegraph the
Chamber of Commerce so that they
will have twenty-Tour hours notice.
The party WI. be driven ABOUT the
city in carriages and the Governor
ana party will be entertained. at din
ner by some of the leading citizens. A
public reception will be held at the
Elk's club.
The railroad rate question was also
taken up by lie Executive Committee
of the Chamber of Commerce at their
meeting. Complaints have been made
to them that both Los Angeles and
El Paso are making raid In the Ter
ritory in Southeastern Arizona that
was formerly largely controlled by
Tucson. The new 81 Paso southwest
ern railroad has opened this Territory
The Tucson citizen., 1902-04-25
Truth VIII Out.

Sunday School Teacher--l was very
sorry to hear, Sandy, that you went
fishing last Sunday. You should GER
tainy set a better example than that.
Now. here's little hoy turnag TO
newcomer who doesn't go fishing on
the Lords day. Do you, little boy!
Newcomer-No, sir.
Sunday School Teacher - Ah, ]
thought as much. One look in that In
noccnt face was convincing. And why
don't you 20 fishing on Sunday, my lit
tie man?
Newcomcr-'Cause there amt no fish
ing where | live.-BOston Courier
The Tucson citizen., 1902-04-25
Growing IIannnaA

bananas are as rule planted out
Systematically in rows. the suckers"
being placed at an average of ten feet
apart. The banana plant bears only
one bunch at time. but it is a quick
grower, yielding its fruit in twelve tc
fourteen months. When the plant is
about six months old, second sack.
er" or shoot is allowed to spring from
the root. third after the ninth month.
and so on. so that after the first year
there is p continuous crop being reaped.
The Tucson citizen., 1902-04-25
After the Consultation.

In describing his early struggles to
establish practice the doctor had JUS.
said:
II used TO sit in my office day after
day waiting for patients. In fact /
used to sit like Patience on Monu-
ment.'"
And now" remarked his associate.
II suppose you are accustomed to have
monuments sit on your patients. New
York Times.
The Tucson citizen., 1902-04-25
p.r.r,.e I'm the Classroom.

A member Of the Harvard class OF
1850 is responsible for. the following:
The elucidator OF the mysteries OF
chemistry was then Professor JOB
Cook. a very sedate man and never III
tentionally guilty Of joke.
One day In a recitation he said TO a
student, "Mr. Slack. how do you SLACK
lime"
The student, supposlng the pun upon
his name to be intentional. answered
quick as Il flash, Cook 1t, sir"
OF course the class ronred. but IN
stead of enjoying the apt repartee the
professor took it as personal affront
and reported Mr.. Slack for a repri'
manu
The Tucson citizen., 1902-04-25

II this weather keeps up you will
have to hunt up your last spring suit
and have 1t cleaned or buy a new one
from Smith, the leading Tailor.
The Monticellonian., 1902-07-18

Men are so busy and so inso- lently strong. There is something cruel in their physical freedom. i. A sensible. middle-aged woman once told me that she and her husband came to the brink of divorce over the first house they built (they are rather an unusually happy eouple), and that the only way she prevented the catas- trophe was by saying: Have it all your own way; will not express an other wish about this house. Yet they lived in it comfortably for 15 years. Something of the bond age of nNidenhood seems to remain in wife. a kind of impossibility- I do not know how to express it-a power not herself, which makes for silence. the terrible law which takes from a woman's love even that which it hath, and forbids her to woo even her own husband Why is it that color means something less to me than it used to do? Once I should have responded to the tinting of this room Git is really very good) in every nerve. Now. somehow. it does not seem 10 matter very much. suppose that is physical, too. Most things are. to women. Who said: There is a spiritual body?' Paul, suppose. Nevertheless. there is phil osophy as sound as it is subtle in those , five words
The Monticellonian., 1902-07-18
OUR EXTINCT VOLCANOES.
Craters Plainly in Evidence in the Northwest Corner of Oneida
 County. New York

Oneida county has a number of good things, but it is doubtful if the ordinary inhabitant realizes that if has extinct volcanoes taking a quiet snooze in the northwest corner of the county. P. J. Love1and. of Taberg, contributes an interesting chapter to the geological history of the county. reports the New York Sun. He contends that these ex- tinct craters are plainly in evidence on the farm of Messrs Mack and Kulp in the Stone Hopper district near Taberg. They are on top of the hill and their tops are like three immense kettles set in an arch. They are from 100 to 200 feet deep, and to all appearances have filled up per haps 50 to 100 feet from their orig inal depth. Two of them are nearly dry, but the upper one has pond in it, with no inlet, or outlet to be seen.
 It is supposed that at some period in the past these craters belched out an immense quantity of water, stone and sand The stone and mud, being heavy, fell near the crater. forming the hill. The sand, being lighter, fol lowed the waterspout further, mak- ing the sand plains found between Taberg and Camden and McConnells- vile. The water was so abundant that there was great inland sea where Taberg is, and another at Blossvale and one at McConnellsyille
 It is evident that there was no fire when those solcanoes had their erup- tions. as no scoria is found. The volcanoes were simply of the hot water or steam variety.
 Another curious natural formation is on what is known as Bryant Hill Or Percival Hill. about two miles northeast of Camden village. On the summit of the hill are several regu- lar hollows, round in form, which are 50 to 75 feet deep and probably 15O feet across. These formations are familiarly known as the Devils Punch Bowls" Everything indicates that at some period a powerful up heaval took place on the top of Bryant or Percivai Hill.
The Monticellonian., 1902-07-18
UNCLE HEZEkiAH.
Uncle Heze kiah

Uncle Heze kiah Tucks his napkin meath his collar But he's given to the widows and the or phans many dollar;
 Uncle Hezekiah Scoops his pie up with his knife But he never cheated others to get money, in his life.
 Uncle Hezekiah Isn't always dressed in fashion But the hoardirg up of money never was his ruling passion;
 Uncle HeZekiah Would amuse the gay elite But he never to gain riches crushed another heath his feet.
 Uncle Hezekiah Isn't what you'd call a scholar But l think he says his prayers without re- memberng the dollar;
 Uncle He zekiah Says "I seen it. and "I done" But he never caused another to be heart sore just for fun.
 Uncle Hezekiah Tries to get all that Is due him But he doesn't scheme so others shall keep paying tribute to him;
 Uncle HeZekiahs Not a gentleman" TOT great But I don't believe St. Peter will Sain him al the gate. -S. l.. Riser. in Chicago Record-Herald.
The Monticellonian., 1902-07-18
THEY GET UP VERY HIGH.
Able to Reach the Top of Mount Everest.

Just how high man is able to climb has never been determined; not because of the lack of mourn plying difficulties which beset the ad- venturer the higher he gets.
 The highest point to which man has so far climbed is 23,393 feet. This is the height of Aeoncagua, the loftiest summit of the main Cordil- lera of the Andes. This point was reached by the guide Matthias Eur briggen and Mir. Vines, two members of the expedition that was sent out in 1897 under E. A. Fitzgerald. Be- fore this the record was held by Sir William Martin Conway's expedition, which in 1892 climbed mountain in the Karokoram Himalayas 22,G0o feet high.
 Whether man will ever be able to climb to the top of Mount Everest, which is 29,2OO feet above the sea level, is a question upon which scien lists and others are divided. An ex- petition to finally determine the matter would be watched with con siderable interest
 Such an expedition, however, to be carried out with any reasonable hope of success would not be a matter of days or weeks, but of years. Noun. tain expeditions have hitherto adopt ed too rapid rate of ascent The nervous system consequently had not time to aeeustom itself to the action of the rarifed air nor the or ganisms to the cold.
 Angelo Mosso, one of the great est authorities on human physiology, who has devoted years to the study of the effects of high attitudes on the human frame and who has been instrumental in securing the erection of a new observatory and Alpine sta tion on Monta Rosa for the special study of the life of men on the high Alps, stated very recently that he was convinced that man may reach the summit of Everest without seri- ous sufferings.
 The reason, Sig. Mosso tells us, why so few have attempted the as cent of the highest peaks k the con
 
 viction that man cannot withstand the rarified air of such attitudes. We live at the bottom of an ocean of air and our bodies are especially adapted for life at low levels. Con- sequently when we are placed in un- usual conditions, such as exist at great heights, we are affected in various ways. Respiration becomes difficult, the circulation of the blood is altered. the heart is fatigued. mountain sickness" is experienced and lassitude and exhaustion follow
 In spite of all this the ascent of Mount Everest is believed possible. The progress must necessarily be very slow because the climber will have to acclimatize himself perfectly as he ascends in order to reach the top in conditions of health and strength. His vietualing arrange ments must be generously and pru- dently made, more especially as the last stages must be covered at snail's pace. By devoting two or three years to climbing the 29.2O0 feet to the top of Mount Everest at an ater- age rate of about 20 feet daily Sig Mosso believes the feat may be ac- comDIisbed
The Monticellonian., 1902-07-18
COMMISSIONS OF A WIFE"
Some of the Things Woman Ere quentiy Thinks Hut seldom
 Dares to Speak Of.

The following extracts are from the installment of "Confessions" in Century:
 "A man does not like to be loved too solemnly; whereas l think woman builds, within her heart an altar to an unknown god. and leaves her hap piest hour to steal away and wor- ship. Masculine tenderness is said to respond to tears. do not find 1t so. Rather, I should say that a mans devotion fades under salt wa ter, like hathingsuit, proving un- servieeable in the very element for which, it is supposed to be adapted. =. I begin to feel now, as l used to do before we were married, that a woman must not exact Zoo much of a man; she must not expect him to understand; she must remind herself that he is a man, and cannot. For 2 time we have been one, you and l
The Monticellonian., 1902-07-18
 An IInnnSSihle 1Nnsk

The committee waited upon the sue cessful man.
 Your fame has preceded you," they said. as he entered the room. He smiled serenely. "I am rather well known" he admitted, modestly.
 You have given names to sleeping cars, new cigars, health foods and games-names that have pleased the public and your patrons?"
 The successful man bowed.
 We'll" said the spokesman, i've have a new baby at our house, and we have come to you to select a name that will please her parents, sisters and brothers, grandparents, cousins, un- cles, aunts and friends of the family, and herself later on."
 The successful man frowned sternly
 Sir" he said, "I do not undertake the impossible e!"-Cincinnati Commer. ciaI Tribune.
The Monticellonian., 1902-07-18
GOOD WORDS.

The following communication has just been received by c. $. Crane, General Pas Eenger Agent of the Wabash Line, from Mrs. Edyth Tozier Wetherred, Editress of the Morning Oregonian,' Portland. Ore., and well known journalist, now in the East after attending the National Editorial meeting at Hot Springs
 MR. CRAEE-I want to tell you that have travelled extensively over the United States, but never enjoyed a ride more than my trip from St. Louis to Buffalo via the WABASH.
 The ride IS very pleasant from the fact that the road passes through a grandly beautiful country, green fields and shady forests, which always gives one a comfort able feeling. The Road is so free from dust, and even though the day was so very warm, the train was cool and the cars free from dust, and when night came on a refreshing sleep could be enjoyed as well ill the mountains of Oregon. I certainly enjoyed the trip which had previously been delayed. fearful of travelling during such warm weather. EDITH TozIER WErHERRED.n
The Monticellonian., 1902-07-18

Lydia F. Pinkham's Vege- table Compound cured me and made mo well, and that is why I gladly write you this, and gladly thank you; six bottles was all took, together with your Pills. My headache and backache and kidney trouble went, never to return the burning sensation l had left altogether; my general health was so improved I felt as young and light and happy as at twenty" -MRs. LOUISE GIBson, 4s13 Langley Ave, Chicago, Ill.-s5ooo forfeit # abooe testimonial Is not genuine.
 If you feel that there is anything at all unusual or puzzling about your case, or if you wish confidential advice of the most experienced, write to Mrs. Pinl1ham, Lynn, Mass, and you will be advised free of charge. Lydia E. pinkham's Vegetables Compound has cured and is curing thousands of rases of female trouble.
The Monticellonian., 1902-07-18
Supreme Court sustains the Foot
 Ease rrade-Mnrk.

Justice Baughhn, in Supreme Court, Buff falo, has ordered permanent injunction, with costs, and full accounting of sales, to issue against Plul B. Hudson, the manu- facturer of the foot powder called "Dr. Clark's Foot Powder" and also against a retail dealer of Brooklyn, restraining them from making or selling the Dr. Clark's Foot Powder, which Is declared, in the decision of the Court, an imitation and infringement of Foot Ease, the powder to shake into your shoes. Allen & Olmsted, of Le Roy, N. r., IS the owner of the trademark "Foot=Ease.9 Similar suits will be brought against others who are now infringing on the Foot Ease trademark and common law rights.
The Monticellonian., 1902-07-18
MEDICAL EXAMINER Of the United States Treasury Iec-
 On1mends Ie-ru-na.
The Women Also Recon
 mend Pe-ru-na.

Miss Blanch Grey, 174 Alabama street, Memphis, Tenn, 6 society wom- an of Memphis, writes:
 ITO a society woman whose nervous force is often taxed to the utmost from lack of rest and irregular meals l know of nothing which is of SC much benefit as Peruna. l took Il few months ago when l felt my strength giving away. and it soon made itself manifest in giving me new strength and health."-Miss Blaneh Grey.
 Mrs. X. Schneider, 24o9 Thirty-sev- enth Place. Chicago, H., writes:
 After taking several remedies with out result, l began last year to take your valuable remedy, Peruna. was complete wreck. Had palpitation Of the heart, cold hands and feet, female weakness, no appetite. trembling, sink ing feeling nearly all the time. You said I was suffering with systemic eatarrh, and l believe that l received your help in the nick of time. l fol lowed your directions carefully and can say to-day that l am well again. I cannot thank you enough for my cure"
 Peruna cures catarrh wherever To- cated Peruna Is rot a guess nor an
 
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 A free book written by Dr. Hartman, on fhe subject Of cafarrh in its differ emf phases and stages, will be .senf free 10 any address by The Pe.una Medicine Co.,, Columbus, Ohio.
 Catarrh is a systemic disease eurable only by systemic treatment. X remedy that cures catarrh must aim directly at the depressed nerve centers. This is what Peruna does.
 If you do not derive prompt and sat isfactory results from the use of Pc runs write at once to Dr. Hartman, giving full statement of your case and he will be pleased to give you his valuable advice gratis.
 Address pr. Hartman, President of The Hartman Sanitarium, Columbus, o.
The Monticellonian., 1902-07-18
Death scattered by Chickens.

That cats can spread both scarlet fever and diphtheria among humans has been a well-settled fact for some time. and now it is thought that chick ems are often responsible for the pres ence of diphtheria. In North Wales, England, it has been observed that sev- eral outbreaks of that disease immedi- ately followed an epidemic of "roup,'' which is fatal chicken disease.-N. Y. Sun.
The Monticellonian., 1902-07-18

When he went back to the office, several hours later, with the step of one who walks on air, he found a number of books scattered Tn most unseemly disorder on his table.
 Really, John is growing insupport- able" he said to himself. "All these books lying around-but I remember now, l was studying about--oh, yes diphtheria. Well, there's plenty of time for that
The Monticellonian., 1902-07-18
Worthy of Enduring Fame.

President Alderman of Tulane university, was enc of the speakers of the occasion when Nicholas Murray Butler, who has just received the degree of doctor of laws from the University of Pennsylvania, was in. stalled AS president of Columbia university. MT Alderman incorporated several jokes and anecdotes into his address, among which was one of Louisiana negro which deserves rank among the more amusing of Irish bulls" The negro was asked by an appropriateness
 "Where are you going, Sam"
 "Aint gwiue nowhair," was the reply. "Tse done bin whar' Ise gwine. Chicago Chronicle
The Monticellonian., 1902-07-18
scnnfor prortor,. rInest sreech.

Senator Proctor, of Vermont says, the finest speech he ever made consisted of only four words It was in retort to Senator Hoar's sarcastic little thrust in speech directed at the Green mountain senator. He said; No man in Vermont is allowed to vote. unless he has made 1000 trading with Massachusetts people, Wherein Proctor said " And we all vote. Chicago Inter Ocean
The Monticellonian., 1902-07-18
Feeble Japanese Language.

And now 1t IS announced that the Jap anese language lacks cuss words. The worst Jap can say to anybody, in his na- tive tongue, is that he Is fellow" and Ii he wants to express indignation of a strong variety, he shouts: There, therel The Japs ought to encourage Yankee immi- eration-Buffalo Express
The Monticellonian., 1902-07-18

A.-"Why didn't you congratulate Lori mer on his marriage?" B-"I couldn't con scientiously do that don t know his wife. i" A.-.Well, then you might have wished her joy B.-sf couldn't reasonably do that, for 1 do know LorimerI" I"-Ladies' Field.
The Monticellonian., 1902-07-18

DR. LLEWELLYN JORDAN, Medi-
 I cal Examiner of the U. s. Treas ury department, graduate of Colum- bia College, and who served three years at West Point, has the following to say of Peruna:
 Allow me 10 express my gratitude 10 you for fhe benefit derived from your wonderful remedy. One shorf month has brought forth a vast change and ] now consider myself we'll man after months of suffering. Fellow suf- ferers, Peruna will cure you.
 Peruna immediately invigorates the nerve-centers which give vitality to the mucous membranes. Then eatarrh disappears. Then eatarrh is perma- nently cured.
The Monticellonian., 1902-07-18
KIDNEY TROUBLES,
Mrs. Louise III. Gibson Says That This Fatal Disease is Easily Cured by Lydia K. Pinkham's Vegetable Com. DOund.

DEAR MRS. PINKHAM :-I felt very discouraged two years ago, had suf- fered so long with kidney troubles and other complications, and had taken so much medicine without relief that I began to think there was no hope for me- Life looked so good to me, but what is life without health I wanted to be well.
The Monticellonian., 1902-07-18
GDme. AnxNnN

Baeon-A man can't take any money with him when he dies
 Egbert-0h, don't know. l had friend who owed me sl0 die last week. guess he's taken that with hum all right.-Y onkers Statesman
The Monticellonian., 1902-07-18

Patrons of the popular Katy" line (Nlissouri, Kansas and Texas Railwayl will be glad to learn that a new branch from Parsons to Joplin was opened July Ist
The Monticellonian., 1902-07-18

Nine times out of possible ten wom- an who married for love will advise her daughter to look up mans financial rating before giving hlm the glad hand Chicago Daily News
The Monticellonian., 1902-07-18

One of the greatest accomplishments II the world is to be able to back up the min ute you hnd yourself gong wrong.-Atch lson Globe
The Monticellonian., 1902-07-18
St. Louis' Reflections.

St, Louis may remember, says the Chicago Tribune, that previous worlds fair was to be closed on Sun day-and it was not closed.
The Monticellonian., 1902-07-18

Piso's Cure s the best medicine we ever used for all affections of the throat and lungs.-Wm. o. Endsley, Nanburen. Ind, Eeh 10 lQl0
The Monticellonian., 1902-07-18

Look herel" exclaimed the irate dude; "there Is d hair in this soda water.' Well, , chucEled the funny clerk. perhaps it's be- cause we use shaved ice. Philadelphia Record
The Monticellonian., 1902-07-18

Dick-'T rather think 1 will propose to that Simmons girl" Ned-"Well, why don't you?o Dicb-"I am waiting to see vile Journal.
The Monticellonian., 1902-07-18

It is not so much our friends of whom we must be careful, but our friends friends. Town Topics
The Monticellonian., 1902-07-18

There can be no doubt that many judges who reserve decisions do so in order that they may go home and consult with their wives.-N T. Press.
The Monticellonian., 1902-07-18
Er.e DcIixerx Weather Warnings.

The rural free delivery postal sery- ice now places frost and cold wave warnings in the hands of 42.sGe couR. try famir.ts.
The Monticellonian., 1902-07-18

First Little Boy-"My paw s. got a, ot tomobeel :" Second Little Boy-"That' :. nothing, my paws got dyspepsy. '-Colum bus State Journal.
The Monticellonian., 1902-07-18

A man growls, woman smies-and the latter gains her point.-Chloago Daily News.
The Monticellonian., 1902-07-18

Nothing hurts ! selfmade martyr like be ing ignored =-C bjaago Daily News.
The Monticellonian., 1902-07-18

A wise man and a stingy one keeps every thing to hlmself Milwaukee Sentinel.
The Monticellonian., 1902-07-18

Keep your temper: no one wants it, anc you may need Milwaukee Sentinel.
The Monticellonian., 1902-07-18

Happiness Is d roadside flower, blooming on the highway )t usefulness -Ruskin.
The Monticellonian., 1902-07-18

When you try to look wise, be careful that you don't look stupid. Milwaukee Sentinel
The Monticellonian., 1902-07-18

You have good deal of sense if you have enough not to drink whisky or gam ble,--Atehisoo Globe
The Monticellonian., 1902-07-18

A propensity to hope and joy is real riches. One tn fear and sorrow, real poverty Hume
The Monticellonian., 1902-07-18

You may think you are all right, but some people cant tolerate you.-Atchison Globe