North Park union., 1902-04-04

lO 11lH Pack Union.
shsx uvsry PRAY.
s,saS y COLORADO
l6lssa drfnks ana mixed metaphors
- ~ principal features OF an ap-to-
nn1e haHauet
4 - asba4ss In congress are almost
Nasn enpuSh 70 start an early spsins
- Waahington.
I, H8 = trus that Secretary Shaw
aes aawsd wood for living he un-
aealtsdly earned the "handout."
Ger. Beckham gives positive assur-
anes that peace has arrived In Ken
eocaU. and that she has come to stay.
= JoAa Legree Suliivan's dramatic
eo0pany has come to grief. but John
Will drown his share OF 1t In the old
way.
HI. Morgan drew his check for $34.-
~, 900, and the bank teller didn't ask
him II he'd have 1t In small bills.
either.
london IL becoming q great concen-
eTnt1eu camp. its population hav-
Ing increased nearly million In ten
ysars. 4
Mayor Low Of New York has Just
made the painful discovery that 1t is
. hard thing to please everybody all
he time.
The most surprising thing about
Uncle Tom" II not his own vitality
but the faculty he has Of stirring up
ether people.
Puts and calls in Illinois have been
put on the shelf by the United States
supreme court. where they are likely
- stay put
Lord bholto Douglass and wife are
% open Q saloon in Spokane. 1t IL
oct every country that can boast o.
royalty tending bar"
The sxportation of large quantitie.
u Surplus gold bricks Is very shabb,
way Of profiting by Englands new
born trust and friendship.
There was something peculiarly har
neoious and appropriate about the re
esnt meeting Of Paderewski and Coun
Hsdgovoski at Poughkeepsie.
Andrsw Carnegie's plans for . ma
t1oaAl university have not been full!
natnrsd, except that he knows wher'
~ money II coming from.
A Boston paper refers to an invento
Z that city rs 1.-THE Father Of th'
Nonkey Wrench" The population o
Boston ID getting sadly mixed.
The latest misalliance is charged
- 10 hypnotism. However. that
oaly another name for powerful fas
eination. So let the couple pleat
guilty.
A Missouri school teacher whipped
! william Boone's son and shot VIII
Ham for objecting. There may hav,
bssa some other extenuating circum
sGancs.
The aged organist who boxed
Piarpont Morgan's ears is now making
. bid for fame. but he should hav'
waited until after Prince Henry ha:
gone home.
A man who once boxed j. Pierpon
uorran's ears for cutting up In ,
church gallery Is still alive. He ough
% have little trouble an making him
eslf dear to the hearts of the American
people.
We must all quit this vale OF tear
some day, and many weary morta
would like to make his exit after tn
nanner Of that lucky Wisconsin mai
who has just died Of laughter over
snod story.
II eastern SIBERIA grows In tn
asxt nifty years as our western state
have grown In the last half century
the people Of Siberia and the United
States will be singing Hands Acros
tka Sea" to new tune.
Great Britain has Just invited bid
Tor ten new torpedo destroyers. ant
one Of the principal conditions of tn
contract Is that the torpedo destroy ell
shall float reasonable length OF tim
after leaving their docks.
The daughter of Kentucky pollti
sian accompanies her father durinl
HIS campaign for congressional nom
1nation and sings and plays for votes
This differs from the general custom
Whers money pays for everything.
Admiration for Washington is moth
tag new in England. Byron declared
that there is but one such man in his