The Savannah morning news., 1902-10-05

riff AM tn thrusts. The comm
statesman rayfused to be dhrawn on
these questions. his answer bein' a
ready. Go chase ye'ersilf, We big stiff!
Afther a daylightful conversation tn
rayporther left. bein' followed to tn
gate be his janial young host who hit
him smartly in tn back with brick.
He is a chip Nv tn OF block
" 'Groton, Conn, April S.-Ye'er ray
porther was privileged to see tn oldest
son iv tn Hon able Malachi Hinnissy
started at this summary FIR tn idjaca-
ton iv young Englishmen BORN in
America. Tn heir ~ tn Hinnissys
was enthered at tn intillechool ex-
elusive school thirty years befure he
was BORN. OWN to tn uncertinty
Nv his ANCESTORS he was also enthered
at Vassar. TIL young fellow took a
lively interest in tn school. TIL
above phottygraft riprisints him math-
riculatin'. TIL figures at tn foot ARE
Misther an Mrs. Hinnissy. Those at
tn head ar-re Prof. Peabody Plantage-
net. prisidint iv tn instichoochion an
officer Michael H. Rafferty,. Young
Hinnissy will remain here till he has
a good cukkin' idjacation.'
Exth>y Red Speshul Midnight Edi-
ton. Mumps! Mumps! Mumps! IN
heir tx tn Hinnissy's sthricken with
exchange. Bereaved father start FIR tn
plag que spot to see his sthricken son.
Photographs iv Young Hinnissy at
wan, two. three. eight an tin. Photty-
CRAFTS iV tn house where his father
was born. his mother, his aunt, his
uncle, Professor Plantaganet, Groton
| School. tn gov'nor iv Connecticut,
| Chansy Depoo, statue Nv Liberty,
Thomas Jefferson, Niagara Falls be
| fx a n
shown tn prob BILE coorse Nv tn
Mumpococcus. INTERVIEWS with ].
| Pierpont Morgan, Terry McGovern,
Mary McLain, Jawn Mitchell, Lyman
]. Gage, tn Prince iv Wales, Sinttor
! Bivridge. tn Earl iv Roslyn, an Chief
/ Divry on Mumps. We offer prize Nv
thirty million dollars in advertisin'
space FIR cure fr tn humps that will
save tn nations pride.-Later, it's
Group
An so it goes. We march through
/ life an behind us marches tn photty-
! CRATER an tn rayporther There are
no such things as private citizens. No
matther how private a man may be,
no matther how secretly he steals,
! some day his pitcher will be in tn pa
aper along with Mark Hanna, SIAM
boul 2:0ii2, F!tZsimmons' fightin' face,
an Douglas, Douglas, Tin dollar shoe.
! ne Ctin get away II III IL. All L II say
| this FIR him, he don't want to. He
wants to see what bad tn
neigbbors are dom an he wants
thin to see what good he's dom. He
gets fifty per clint. iv his WISH niver
more. A man keeps his front window
| shade up so tn pa-apers can come
along an make a pitcher iv him set
! tin in his iligant furnished Parlor
readin tn life Nv Dwight l.. Moody to
! his family. An tn lad with tn phot-
| tygraft happens along at tn moment
whin he is batin' his wife. If we wasn't
| so anxious to see our names among
those prisint at tn ball, we wuddent
get into tn pa-apers so often as
among those that ought to be prisint
/ in tn dock. A man takes his photty-
! graft to tn iditor an says he: Me
attention has been called to tn fact that
ye'd like to print this mug Nv a prom
nent philanthropist;' an tn editor don't
use 1t till he's robbed a bank. Ivrybody
is INTERESTED in what ivrybody else is
dom that's wrong That's what makes
tn newspapers An as this is a dunn
mycratic country where ivrybody was
, BORN akel to ivrybody else, aven II
| they soon outgrow 1t, an where wan
mans as good as another an as bad
| all Nv us has a good chanst to have
| his name get in at Taste wanst a year.
Some goes in at Mrs Rasther's dinner
an some as victims Nv a throlley car,
but ivrybody lands at last. They'll get
We afther awhile, Hinnissy. They'll
print ye'er pitcher. But on'y wanst
A newspaper is to intertain, not to
; teach moral lessen"
| Dye think people likes tn news
papers iv tn prisint timer" asked Mr..
Mennessy.
Dye think they're printed f'r fun?"
said Mr.. Dooley.