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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1902-06-24
MAKING rosAooo HARMLESS.

If ALL THE CLAIMS made BY a
Frenchman for his recent discovery
are correct, tobacco heart" and all the
kindred evils that follow the excessive
wooing Of My Lady Nicotine" will be
banished forever from the earth. NJ.
Gerold is the discoverer. or claims to
be the discoverer, Of a preparation
which, while retaining all the nicotine
i'm tobacco. still renders It absolutely
harmless. II is asserted that the flavor
of the weed is improved, rather than
injured. which is IN direct and happy
opposition to all previous methods of
denlcotization.
The Revue Scientif1que. Paris, says
that "the tobacco leaves are treated
with solution OF fannie acid. which
fixes the alkaloids in such a manner
that the nicotine and essences Of the
plagst are neutralized and rendered
harmless. IT appears that this does
not destroy the flavor OF the tobacco.
but to reproduce the perfume dam
aged by the tannic the tobacco is
dipped in a decoction prepared with the
plant origanum vulgare." 1t should
be explained that CTiganum vulgare is
a plant of the mint family, the odOr
Of whGh is peculiarly aromatic and
fragrant
In order to test the practical value
OF his experiments. NJ. Gerold used If
~ habitual smokers between the ages
of % and "A years. He found that after
the use of cigars Of the regulation kind
there was 3 lowering of the arterial
pressure and an enfeebling OF the pluse.
When cigars dipped in NJ. Gerold's
prepare ton were used the arterial
pressure and the pulse showed no mod
ifcation whatever. The scientist also
used frogs in his test.
He injected an active tobacco infu-
sion under the skin OF one. Imme-
diately a state Of apathy ensued. and
I'm twenty minutes complete catalepsy
from which the frog slowly recovered.
The same amount OF an infusion from
the prepared tobacco was injected and
the only result was a brief period of
lassitude. beginning after ten 1inutes
had expired. II is asserted that nobody
can tell the difference between "A Ere
pared and an unprepared cigar of the
same quality. but there are no hfter
effects from the former.
For instance. ". Gerold smoked If
teen prepared cigars in a single day
without evil results, although he 1ad
never been able to smoke more than
three or four OF the regulation kind in
the same period. A prepared cigar
smoked by boy. who had always been
made in by tobacco, failed 10 cause him
the slightest quslm. VI. Geroid's exper-
iments win prove of decided interest to
smokers and to tobacco dealers gen
orally. If his preparations can BE- put
on the market cheaply they may revo-
luuonize the industry.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1902-06-24
RATHsoEE oRlTlclsEs WOOD.

IF GENERAL LEONARD WOOD
needed any vindieat!on at the hands
OF the American people it is found in
the charges made against him by Rath-
bone. the recently pardoned postal
thief. Rathbone says General Wood
was eXtravagant in his administration
Of Cuban affairs, and that he deported
himself in other ways as no good gov
ernor would have done. OF course
Rathbone is justified in criticising
Wood
There are several reasons why this
is so, but the first is that Wood refused
TO pardon the embezzler. and the 9TH
ers need not be enumerated. R6thbone
may think the unklnd things he says OF
the former Cuban governor may hurt
Wood but the effect will be the exact
opposite. If Rathbone had his dues he
would be wearing stripes today, instead
Of running around the United States
maligning q man who is infinitely his
superior in every respect.
Wood may have done some things he
should not have done, and he may have
left undone things that ~ should have
done but it viii take more competent
testimony than that Of a convicted thief
TO convince the American people. 1t
was once said of a distinguished Demo-
crat: I'VE love him for the enemies he
has made" The same thing may be
said OF General Wood il Rathbone may
be taken as type. The more Rath-
bone talks against Wood, the better
liked the general will be.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1902-06-24
A Joke From the Bench.
lCIeyel8nd Ian DeaIer

The only time Justice Gray Of the
United states supreme court was ever
known 10 make joke while seated on
the bench, was one day when Judson
Harmon, then attorney general, was
arguing case before him. Mr.. Har-
mon had occasion 10 display a map.
quite a small one. and he referred to 1t
as bird 's-eye view" The justice could
barely see il from the bench. and after
peering AT IL for a moment he said
Mr., Attorney General, regret to tell
you that I'm not bird AS Mr.. Har-
mon folded up the tiny map the grave
and dignified justice was heard TO
chuckle aadibly..
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1902-06-24
wHEN pEMocRAcY WTLL DIE.

In answer to the question. when will
Democracy die?' we clip from a Texas
exchange the following:
WHEN WILL DEMOCRACY DIE?
When the lion eats grass like an OK.
When the fish-worm swallows the
whale.
When the robin knits wooden socks.
Aud the hare is Out-run by the snail
When the serpent walks upright like man,
And doodle bugs travel like frogs,
When the gTaSshoppers feed on the hen,
And feathers are found on hogs.
When Thomas cats swim in the air
And elephants rOOSt on trees.
When insects in summer are rare.
And snuff never makes people sneeze.
When fish creep over dry land.
And mules on velOcipedes ride.
When foxes lay eggs in the sand.
And women in dress take no pride.
When Dutchmen no longer drink beer,
And girls get to preaching on time.
When billy goats butt from the rear,
And treasOn's no longer a crime
When humming birds bray like an ass.
And Limburger smells like cologne
When plOughshaIes are made out of glass.
And the hearts of true Texans Of stone.
When ideas grow In a Republican head.
And wool on a hydraulic ram,
Then will the Democratic party be dead
And this country not worth a d-n.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1902-06-24

Miss Juliet Marks. who has been
spending her vacation in the city, left
last night for Ogden.
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Mr.. and Mrs. Harry CAM have re.
turned from the coast. They are ac-
compaHied by Or. Newhouse. brother
Of Mrs. CAM, who win remain for some
time in the city.
Miss Edith Hale and Miss Carrie
SappingtOn viii entertain together al
the home Of Miss Hale Thursday even
ing.
Miss Dec Bishop Of Illinois win spend
the summer with her sister, Mrs. NJ. T.
Cunningham
Miss SaIlie Fisher is in the city and
viii spend some time with her friends
here before returning to the east.
Miss Abbie Wells entertains this aft
ernoon at a Kensington.
Miss Rosalie Pollock win leave dur
ing the week for her home 20 spend the
summer
The Misses Dorothy Ingram and Mar
guerite Mcclure have been awarded
prizes as the best dancers in the carni-
val at Saltaic last Tuesday.
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Tomorrow at the home of the brides
parents in Santa Barbara viii be sol
emnized the marriage of Miss Louise
Morris Of this city and Mr.. G. D. Mont
ford Of Whatcom, Wash.
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The Sewing club was delightfully."- en-
tertained yesterday afternoon by Mrs.
James II. Moyle
Miss Alice Isely, who for the past six
years has been a teacher in the Proc
tor academy ut Prove. left yesterday
for her home In Fairview, Kan. Miss
Isely Will remain IN the east.
Miss Ida Pratt is visiting friends in
Beaver for the next few weeks
Mrs. Edith Beck Martin of Provo
will be the guest during the week Of
Mrs. William II. King
Mrs. Harry Knowles and Miss Cor
della Green left last night for Como
Lake, TO be the guests of Miss Blanche
Chadwick.
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Mrs. Ida Smoot Dusenberry is visit
ing Mrs. w. ]. Beattie.
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Dean Eddie will leave the latter part
OF the week for Europe, where he win
join Mrs. Eddie and the children and
spend the summer in Scotland.
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Mrs. Jennie CrismOn VIII leave today
for Denver, and viii spend the next
six weeks visiting points Of interest in
Colorado.
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Mrs. W. H. West Of Ogden is the
guest Of her sister. Mrs. f. T. SadleI',
for a few days.
Miss Anna Mccormick will entertain
a party of friends at the bicycle races
this evening, and afterward at supper
at her home.
Mr.. ]. c. MCChIystal Of Eureka is
visiting friends in the city for a few
days.
Miss Alice Cannon entertained a
number of friends at an informal card
party last night
Mrs. T. Z. Watson, accompanied by
her daughter, arrived here yesterday
from Denver. They viii spend a few
days I'm Salt Lake visiting Mrs. L. c..
Campbell at AS South Main street.
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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1902-06-24
a FIsHERMAN's LUNcH.


In the deep shade of the tree the has
kets are laid. and now a fire is started
nearby. one of Van Dykes little "friend-
ship fires" which shall also cook a few
trout. Get two HAT stones. friend-and
they'll be hard to find I'm this boulder
country. but they are sometimes worn
quite fla e-While ] gather some sufficient
wood INTO the fire the stones go, and
the wood Is heaped about them Soon
the intense glow of live wood embers in
Dictates that the time has come The
trout. a silver of bacon i'm each. are
placed on one stone. first we'll busted OF
its ashes. and she other stone is laid
upon them Now the hot embers are
raked about and over the stones, and
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1902-06-24

The lunch is spread on the big rock near
tue spring. Oh, We epicures. who think
nothing good unless served by Delmou-
lc9 or sherry. go ye into the mountains.
follow "A broe& for half a day. get wet
ana tired and hungry, sit down by an
lce-coid spring. and eat brook trout
cooked on the spot. and delicious bread
ana puuter literally spread with clover
money. Not till then have We dined.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1902-06-24

Charles NJ. Schwab is now In this
country. he can be reached at Il
Broadway, y. Y, the executive Office
of the United States Steel corporation.
OF which he is president. Mr.. Carnegie
Is in Europe. His New York address
is West Fifty-first street.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1902-06-24
CARNEGIE AND sCHWAR.
To The Salt Lake Herald:

10 Inc salt Lake Herald:
Would you please give me in your
next issue the addresses Of Andrew
Carnegie and Charles NJ. Schwab, and
state whether or not they are at pres
ent in this country? J. NJ. B.
Mt. Pleasant. June %.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1902-06-24

Senator Kearns' position on the Gu
ban reciprocity question is now clear.
When he said he would support the
president as far as his duty to Utah
would permit, he meant that he would
stay as far away from the eight as
nosSible
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1902-06-24

New York Press)
Ethel Ito Jack. distractingly handsome.
but impecuni0ns. who has just proposed
Why. Jack. YOU foolish boy. You
CouldR't even dress me.
Jach fWRo sees heaven slipping away
from himl-Ien throw me over ike
that, Ethels Couscou-couldn't learn?
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1902-06-24

\ man who couldn't read or write
has just completed a sentence in the
Utah penitentiary for forgery. First
thing we know some Utah jury viii
be convicting a blind man Of looking
cross-eyed at his neighbours wife.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1902-06-24

The General Andy Burt who arrived
from the Philippines yesterday is not
the Salt Lake Andy. But if our Andy
had mis- deserts he'd be a general and
an admiral rolled into one.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1902-06-24

An Indian buck who was whipped by
his mother-in-law promptly committed
suicide. It was only natural that he
should take chances with the other
world rather than this with the pros
pect before him.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1902-06-24

Embalmed Beef Egan has been trying
to kin i cowboy in Arizona. Unfortu-
nately, his intended victim made no
effort TO retaliste.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1902-06-24

It Is entirely probable that the Re
publican orators VIII next fall charge
the Democratic party with being re-
sponsible for the street car riots in
Toronto.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1902-06-24

Only one rich md was reported from
Thunder mountain yesterday Clearly
the boomers are not earning their ssl-
aries.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1902-06-24
Effects Of Ping Pong.


t1ale Record)
Johnny. where did you hear that bad
word -
"Whv, papa, didn't YOU know that
mamma PLAYED ping pong
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1902-06-24

New York Press: Bobbie debating
letter to his sister)-Dear Miss Brown.
please xcuse BObbie for not bean at school
sinse Tewsday as he has add twOthake
on Tewsday and on Wednesday he broke
is harm and he ad to go TO a party yes
terday afternoon. If he does not come
tomorrow 1t will be because a boy thrue
Z stoan at is /. Yours trooly, Bobbie' S
Mother
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1902-06-24

Sing Sing Star Of Hope: The late DR.
Talmage said that he preserved his health
by running This may have been good
for Mr.. Talmage, but it has never been
very healthy for the inmate caught run
ming here Several have tried IL, but al
ways with unhealthy results.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1902-06-24

come to school for the first time. The
teacher to encourage the children to
speak, asked them simple questions, such
as how many feet have your" etc. The
cautious little man, however, listened
without saying anything. At last the
teacher, noticing this, said 10 him:
How many feet did you say you had?'
Afraid of committing himself he said:
Please, sir, 1 didna say had ony.'
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1902-06-24

Chicago Tribune: Yes, il fits me. all
right" said the hesitatiug customer. try
ing it on again. and it's q genuine Pan
anna but it will cost so much to have it
kept white and clean"
You don't have to do that with a real
Panama explained the salesman ITS
only the limitations that are kept clean -
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1902-06-24
Hotel guESfOFaE
6. S. Holmes, Proprietor.

New and elegant in all It's appoint.
ments; - rooms. single ana en- suite; "a
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1902-06-24

Chicago Daily News: Biggs-Is Windig
man whose word one can depend upon
Diggs-Well, / wouldn't care to say any
thing against him, but In the language
o. the poet il might be safe to remark
that 10 him truth is stranger than fic-
ton.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1902-06-24

Harvard Lampoon: do you know,
am reminded OF Miss Ellen Stone when
ever 1 think about myself?'
WHY
.T,re been pinehed for cash Iately.n
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1902-06-24

Punch; Mamma meant to give YOU
a 3-penny bit this morning, Bobby. but
IN my hurry think gave you sixpence.
BObby-Yes, mummy, but ] haven't
spent 1t all yet. So will you give it me
tomorrow?
Mamma-Give you what. dear2
BObby-The 3-penny bit you meant to
give me today
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1902-06-24

Don't want to be no angel,
With wings, an other trimmin !;
Ruther have a holiday
Fisnin', or a-swimmln'i
Ruther be off yonder,
Singin' in the sun
Don't want 10 be no angel
Till / can't help bein one.
Atlanta Constitution

Exchange: One of our most famous
judges was driving TO his court one
morning IN his brougham when an acct
dent happened to it in GrosvenOr square.
Fearing he would be belated, he called
a cab from an adjacent cab rank and
babe the Jehu drive him as rapidly as
possible to the courts OF justice.
And where be they?'
What! a London cabby. and don t
Temple Bar?'
"Oh. the law courts, is it? You said
courts Of Justice -
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1902-06-24

Baltimore Herald; me darter Nora is
goin' T. marry Casey that wurrucks in
tn basemint iv thot buildin. BIT OF do
be tillln' her that she moight hev looked
higher
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1902-06-24

Chicago Record Herald: "Who is your
faVorite author?" asked Mrs. Oldcastle,
as she was looking through the magnifi-
cent library of the new neighbors
shakespeare, her hostess replied Il
90 think his Roll on, thou deep and dark
blue ocean. roll. is one of the literariest
pieces | ever heard. Josiah was readiu'
1t TO me not long ago. and il almost made
me seasick-it was that real
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1902-06-24

Chicago Record Herald: EtheI-George
has told me that he win kill himself if I
do?
Her Mother-Wait, my child. and see
whether he does or not If he fails to do
so YOU will know that he is not worthy
of vOllr love.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1902-06-24

indianapolis News: Il was at a swell
affair last night"
"A social Junction."
no, it was entirely too swell to be
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1902-06-24

"Yis. she cud hov hod Murphy. that
yurrucks in tn top story iv that same
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1902-06-24

Ohio state Journal: Gee 7 wouldn't
want ter be a mermaid said little Bob
bic as his mother scrubbed his face.
"Why?" she asked
s'Ist think how menny times they got
ter take a BATH said Bobbie with hor-
ToT.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1902-06-24

Philadelphia Bulletin: Flora-Yes. I
sing in a church where they have an aw-
fully small congregation.
Dora-Then why don't you stop sing
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1902-06-24

Ohio State Journal: you are charged
with killing two men while speeding IN
your automobile said the magistrate.
"AIl right, replied the rich chauffeur,
taking out his. pocketbOOk; how much
are they worth apieceZ
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1902-06-24

Punch. Customer (to head waiter)--
Here sir this clumsy fellow spilled over
half of my cup Of tea down my back.
Head Waiter Ito waiter. sternly)-Bring
this gentleman a full cup of tea instantly.
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Catholic Standard. Il never see YOU
stop at Jenkins house any more" said
the busybody.
No. he has become a church member
you know. replied the beer man.
Indeed So he's given up beer, eh?''
'Oi no, but 1 deliver it at the back gate
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1902-06-24

Washington Star: SO you gained
complete victory over the foe2''
I'VE did, answered the general. in
somewhat dubious tone. 1T was cas-,
enough to conquer them in battle tn,
difficulty was IN getting the best Of tn
bargain when it came to arranging term
of surrender.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1902-06-24

Mr.. J. c. McChTystal Of Eureka
visiting friends in the city for a fe
days.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1902-06-24

Life Bella. tell me honest-are YOU
engaged to Mr.. Jones Of Yale or to that
good-i0oking Harvard manT'
boat race"
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1902-04-26
z. M. G. A. LYceum Debate.

The lyceum OF the Y NJ C. A. held its
weekly meeting last evening at O'Clock.
The subject debated was: THAT success is
more dependent on ability than on oppor-
tunity.' The question was entertainingly
discussed, with Messrs Hartwell and Lynch
on the affirmative and Messrs. Kent and
Memory on the negative. The judge Mr.
w. y. Weston, rendered the verdict in ia
for of the affirmative. and the vote of the
audience on the merits of the question was
unanimous to the same effect. A number
OF two-minute speeches were made by the
members on various topics of the day Mr.
Pierce delivered an address on the life and
character of Andrew Jackson. Mr.. Davis
discussed the question of Chinese exclusion
and Mr.. Gibbs recited.
A special public session of the lyceum
will be held next Friday evening when
Miss Lily NJ Baird will favor the society
with vocal solo, a selection will be rem
dered by the Y. NJ. c. A Mandolin Club
and Mr.. G. w. Drew Of the Washington
bar will deliver an address. The question
to be debated affirms That capital punish
ment should be abolished" Affirmative
speakers, Messrs. Weston and Bowdler,
negative, Messrs. Hine and Booth
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1902-04-26
''I SHALL NOT BE A CANDIDATE. ,
This is the Declaration Made by MI
W. j. BRYAN.


A special dispatch to the Baltimore Sun
from st. Louis, Mo, says: Mr.. William ].
Bryan made short stop in st. Louis Fri
day morning, on his way to Paducah, Ky.
Mr.. Bryan was alone. He stated that he
should not be presidential candidate in
1904.
My present attitude toward the present
administra tion," he said in reply to ques-
ton, sis identically as it was six years ago.
The administration is but a replica of the
threatening attitude of Great Britain to the
American colonies 100 years ago.
Money Is still the essential issue with
me, and you will find that is not at all
dead issue in time to come.
1.-THE beef trust that is now reaching the
stomachs of the misguided people who
elected men who could THUS make people
suffer is but the natural sequence of things
This administration is but one huge trust,
and when the beef trust scandal has SUBJ
earnings another will follow it's heels and
empty the almost pennilcsS pockets of the
poor.
Il will not be a candidate for President
on any ticket in 1904 under any circum-
stances" said Mr.. Bryan. II have retired
from active participation in politics for the
time being at least. l have announced be-
fore my determination not to try again for
the presidency. Even should the Democracy
in 1904 fndorss and accept the Kansas City
platform as its platform for the battle of
1904, 1 should not be q candidate for the
nomination
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1902-04-26
ERNAL and internal Treatment FOR EVERY HuMOuR

ing of small dealers is enforced and there
taiIers are subjected to the most rigid ex-
actions of the trust.
Proof of the agreement will be submitted
in the form Of letters passed between differ
ent members of the combine relating TO the
enforcement of the understanding.
Former employees of the trust have also
made affidavts describing it's operations
and telling in detail how the combine
works. Retailers who have been made the
victims of the trust will tell how they have
been squeezed and browbeaten by the COM
bine.
The evidence upon which United States
District Attorney Bethea in Chicago and
Attorney General Davies in this state will
begin action Is practically identical Mr.
Davies VIII proceed under the Donnelly
antitrust law, state act, while the federal
authorities will act under the Sherman
antitrust law,
A dispatch from Chicago yesterday SAYS:
William a. Day, special counsel employed
by the United States government to assist
Attorney General Knox in bringing legal
proceedings against the big packing houses
that are alleged to be in combination in re-
straint of trade, will have formal con-
sultation here with United States District
Attorney S. II. Bethea tomorrow 1t is
probable that an application for an injunc-
ton against the packers will be filed in the
federal circuit court during the day.
Just how many firms there are against
which Attorney General Knox's evidence
extends mas not been revealed by any gov
ernInent official. The executive officials and
attorneys of the packing houses all profess
10 be IN utter ignorance of what is to come.