Arizona republican., 1902-01-01

anything bvt an air gun. always eN-
I ccpting the long bow. with which 50
many OF our best shots XIII their
/ game"
'AnorS the lady sHortsmen the cen
+ test les. who shall kill the most head
/ of game; but your sporting parsons
think nothing Of one another till they
have had shot AZ the squire
/ An odd circumstance occurred the
/ Cthe- day in -- church. in leicester
shire. The Lord of the Manor has
I brought an action against the parson
ioT shooting upon his LANDS and mag
lining himself TO be addressed from the
/ desk in the words O Lord. forgive us
/ cur trcspasses. the squire rose il =
fury. and swore he would see him
/ id first
"On Friday a coal pc~te: exhibited
his wife in Smithfeld with q halter.
round her neck, for sale; he demanded
/ n guinea for her. but she hung on hand
Tor some time, until a mrn Of f;ood ap-
peSranCe made the purchase and pack
ing her. halter ana all, into a hackney
coach, drove for Slacllfriars bridge,
amidst the huzZas of the mob"
Dusty Daniel-Dey say dat Homeless
Harry is very modest man.
CindeI Charley-Efodest? Why. he's
+ SO modest dat ne won't sleep in a yard
~ II dSiG = IMPRESSED liinDRf.-t'lti-
2GelphiG Record
" hen Dr.. Cosmo Lang, tie new
bishop OF Stepney. was vicar or Fort
sea, one CT the largest parishes in Eng
land, the queen, VINO in her latter years
. hKsd occasionally to see some of the
Younger clergy, commanded his attend
1noe at Osborne Oh two CT three occa-
sions, and highly relished his readiness
III conversation. on one occasion. not
long before her d'ath, the queen said 10
the youthful bachelor vicar: y hear
ri Lang. excellent accounts of your
Work Al Portsea. and ] find that you
actually keep a staff OF twelve c,lrat cs.
on should take 20 yourself a wife: 1
relieve YOU would he q BILE to do with at
least two Curates Less All no.
ti2Cam, came the ready answer-an
answer that delighted the dueen-'.that
would scarcely do: if I have a curate
who does not suit / can get rid of him.
nut J could not do the same with a
wife,"
There IS some sense Of humcr eevn in
people given UP to the anti-alcoholic
aSitaticns. \ league CT this nature in
France has received letter from Mrs
carrie Natic1, who dealt in a rA"uliar-
" concrete manner with the temper
anc2 question in America. Her offer to
repeat history in France was refused
on the ground that Ratchet opposi-
ton was not popular in France. Alb
sinthe was preferable to Mrs Nation
seat.-London Globe.
Did the prisoner indulge in objurga-
ucns?' asked the young attorney of the
witness. No sir" replied the latter.
Il never knew him to take anything
but whisky. '-Pittsburg Chronicle
The British regiment which will have
the greatest nupber OF clasps on its
south African war medal Will be the
First Battalion. Yorkshire Regiment.
Prior to the introduction OF the terri
tcriaI system the Yorkshire regiment
was known as the 18th Foot. AS such
it fought a Malplaquet, at the Alma
and Inkermann, and the siege of Sebas-
topol- Before the present campaign it
iiad not been on active service since the
Tirah expedition. y popularity in the
regiments uniform consists in the fact
that its 'facings" are grass green in
cclcr. On this account the corps is ia