The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1902-11-30
FUN or THE WORLD.


notorious II Is that Travers once got line The
window OF a railroad depot and. when his turn came
began:
-Gi-gi-give a t-t-ticket for-for-for-"
oh, set down 10 the foot OF the line! mpatieEtly
yelled the busy ticket seller Perhaps oy the tine I've
waited On the rest youl Anow what yen want
IraFers neeAy retired and when ne Ie@ppeared at
tAe "i'uoN zen minutes --'si' ne S@-
Just s-s-send nn-rn-ne os-oy i-i-tre4sht
What 90 you mean. WY DO You say mat. asked
the ticket seller
EXPRESS m-rl-selL
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young recruit was put on guard duty and was Of
curse new 70 ms WHY \ 0i.--e ''o7'e
nm SANDWICH rom me posi- eAehatse ana se rec- it
was ABOUT 70 e-t "hen t'e eoohe @ppeafeo As 'ie
onleer "3s IN cl'ize t1ess the sentry ca ho' s@0'e-
The officer took in the situation anu ASKED
mats that!
\ sandwich. replied the recruit nave DIX:
10 you kno" VINO am asked tHe eoohsi
Ion Aho" you l'o-" Ae@il- 1e4-S4s SV~1s ne
colonies coachn-an-
10 IN not
ms s1r''e1. perhaps
NO uy again
I.erlaIs me cd enap himself
it'shl TINS time said the colonel
IN see1 gracious eHc-s'fneo the Eisnteneo sentry
mere Ao-u ms s'ilI"lch "ii-e present arms
h-i-aDe'h tadS stanton was once giving piece OF
adVce 10 fooIaui OF young men III hilie village on
the SUBJECT OF natiinony W hen you marry. she said
choose woman WAN g siine and 4 sood SCI Of teeth
Good gracious Mrs stanton remarked one OF her lis
teneTs IN alarm 40 they ever come without s0ines-
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When Roscoe Conklng first began the practice Of law
IN New YORK he was engaged ior the defense In an IN
por1an murder case e worked very hard not only for
the Zee when he needed badly but Tor reputation which
ne had TO make Despite his energetc and brilliant effort
however the went against him, ard his client
hanged Later when he presented his bl 70 the mans
family they refused 70 pay H. on The ground that il was
criminal lawyer asking him to pass Judgment as to the
equity Of his charges
sI. rfn~ nf
turning to Coaklins very sraveiy ne delivered himself
thus
We'll Conking. taking in consideration the enormous
amount OF energy and tine you have devoted TO this case
the charges reasonable but here Conking don't
YOU think the man could have been hanged Tor less money
than that?'
It is said that Henry Iabourehere. when he was an
attache at the British legation at Washington D. c.
once sent 10y the British minister to look after some
Irish patriots at Boston Re rot in the couple
Of hours before he found his way 10 gambling den and
stripped cf ali his but City on this he
lived for couple Of days sleeping the Common and
washing in The bay Then he went hungry Then he could
he could ordered Thoroughly satisfying ain
ner he walters were all rsh and he noticed that they
what his official business that he hadn't
in his pocket "Labby near feeling uncomfortable
as is IS possible for him TO be tu the dinner excel
lent the wine beyond and the service miracle
O. speed and poteness W he time he had reached bis
cigarette the walters were standing around him ia
crowds At last one OF them leaned over and said AK
ing your pardon soor but are The pathro Measher
Hush said "Labby. looking around rlysterioisiy-
Then he called for his bi and boldly the desk
to pay it, But The proprietor was an Irshman and would
not hear Of IT, "ie thanked me with tears in his eyes,
said "Iabby aferva'd FOR the hoaor had done ~ -
in ratronizng his hosiery ard asked 60 be allowed
70 shake my hand allowed him, and went out with
the air Of naughty gloom peculiar eNiled patrioss
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Lord tdtcheners prominence has recalled an old story
told OF him after ihe Egyptian campaign During the