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Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-04-03

W. sell the greatest of blood puri-
fers, Acker's Blood Elixer, under a pos
tive guarantee. 1t will eur chron-
ic and other blood poisons. II you
have eruptions or sores on your body,
or are pale, weak or run down, it is
just what you need. We refund money
IL you are not satisfied. so cents and
81. J.. H. O'Rie.ly & Co, and B. H.
Briggs q Co.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-04-03
Notice Of Removal.

c. A. Lampman has moved from No.
315 South Second street to No. 307
South First street, where ne will be
found by all wishing WALL PAPER,
paints, oils, estimates on work, etc.
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. THE NEWEST OF NOVEL q
9 TIES IN WASH GOODS ARE TO .
. BE FOUND HERE AT THIS q
. STORE. o
q b. ILFELD e. co. Q
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Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-04-03

Bring in your tinware and have 1t
repaired. Albuquerque Hardware com
pany.
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Mrs. AIbriuht. the Artist,

Is again in her studio, 113 North Third
street. Parties who wish fine work In
artistic photography. SHOULD call and
leave their orders for the new carbon
photo, the latest in Photographic are.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-04-03
Seeinu Is BELIEVING.

If you don't believe it call at the New
England bakery, opposite postofice,
and be convinced that We carry the
incest line of cakes in the city. We
don't want your trade for the profit
alone, but because We deserve your
patronage.
ANTHONY XYDIAS.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-04-03

Deming ships over 100, 1000 head of
cattle annually; is the center of the
greatest breeding region in the south
west and cattle men all know this.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-04-03
PROFESSIONAL CARDS
MINING ENGINEER.
" " CLARK

Mining n metallurgical engineer, los
West Gold avenue, albuquerque, N. M.
Specialties-- Reports, surveys and maps;
plans and reduction works; mines and
mining Investments; second and mining
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-04-03

Deming has a magnificent school
system.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-04-03

Ordinary household accidents have
no terrors when there's a bottle of DR..
Thomas Electric OIL IN the medicine
chest. Heals burns. cuts, bruises,
sprains. Instant relief.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-04-03
Colombo Hal.
Plumpfnq.

Fol dancing parties, lectures, ETC.,
for dates apply to o. A. Matson, agent.
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Or. Conner.

Or. Conner.
Post graduate of DIR. A. T. Stills School
of Osteopathy, Kirkville, Mo. Lung trou-
bic and all chronic diseases a speciality.
Office. Whiting building, rooms n and
%; Automatic telephone, 1874.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-04-03

NOVELTY FABRICS IN SUMMER
GOODS. DON'T MISS INSPECTING
OUR LINE.
ROSENWALD BROS.
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DENTISTS

e. J. Alger, D. D. s.
ARMIJO BLOCK, over Ilfeld BrotheN
ONCE hours: 8 a. m. to IL p. m: 1:to .. ~
to 5 p. m. Automatic telepho0o No ~
Appointments mad by mail.
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LAWYERS
Bernard 8. Rodey
0. NJ. Bond

ATTORNEY-AT-LAw, AZ f street, N.
W., Washington, n. c. Pensions. lands.
patents. copyrights, ~caviats, letters pat
ent, trade marks, claims.
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William D. Lee

ATTORNEY-AT-LAw. ONCE, room 4.
N. It. Armijo building. Will practice In
all the courts OF the territory.
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Have just received a large stock Of
foreign and domestic woolens, which
they are prepared to make up in first
class style at reasonable prices, con-
sistent with first class work. Ladies
and gentlemen's clothing cleaned,
pressed and repaired at short notice.
119 RAILROAD AVENUE.
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r. w. ID. BRYAN
Frank w. Cianc

ATTORNEY-AT-LAw. Albuquerque. N.
NJ. Office, First National Bank building.
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ATTORNEY-AT-LAW. Office, Crom-
well block, Albuquerque, N. Nj.
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&, w, Dobson

ATTORNEY CLAW, rooms 2 and 3.
N. T. ArInijo building. Albuquerque. NM
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1902-11-28
THE FASHIONS,

The princess shape will be much
used for evening gowns and day cos
tunes this winter.
Marquise, Louis XVI, Devonshire
and Gainsborough hats all reappear
among styles in high priced French
millinery.
The tendency toward the use of
gimp, galloon and ~passementerie appli-
que effects in various widths is becom-
ing more and more prevalent.
Louis XIV. coats are among the most
attractive models in velvet. They are
much longer than the Louis Seize mod
els. with peplum additions below the
waist.
Jourdain, Journal and vert russo are
among the handsome shades in green
used by Paris tailors and dressmakers
in making up costumes and wraps of
cloth and velvet.
Sable, seal, chinchiiia and Persian
lamb have the usual lead in fur wraps
this season, with the less expensive
grades and various limitations like
wool, %astrakhan, atlas seal. etc., fol-
lowing in their train.
A tailor gown of very fine black
cloth is always good form and never
inappropriate. Although not always
the most becoming gown women of
certain type might select, it is yet in
variably refined and ladylike.-New
York Post.
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1902-11-28
SHORT STORIES.

American brewers have already in
vested $4,000, 900 in and about Havana.
There are about 114,50O telegraph Of
fees now open in the whole world.
Tennessee's worlds fair exhibit may
be transported all the way to st. Louis
by water, just to show the people of
the world hat river navigation is open
clear to Chattanooga.
With Filipino women it is the custom
to starch everything white, and a nurse
who has recently returned from Ma
Mia describes the first sheets laundered
for the hospital as fearful and won
derful."
In the stomach of a COW butchered
near Montrose, Pa, a good sized pock-
etbook with a brass clasp was found.
The pocketbook contained a roll of bills
and 45 cents in change. A single nail
and a hairpin We're also found.
The latest landmark Of ancient Bos-
ton to go is the old Hancock tavern, one
Of the connecting links between the CO.
lonial period and the Boston of today.
In it's palmy days this hostelry had a
national reputation and was the one
place selected by the bon wants Of
earlier days during a stay in Boston.
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1902-11-28
A N

Fred Lennox is playing in a "Burgo-
master" company.
Pearl Landers has been engaged for
"The Silver Slipper" by John G. Fisher.
Arthur Byron has been selected as
leading nan for Mary Mannering's
company this season.
Henry w. Savage has five companies.
the smallest numbering ffty-eight peo-
pie, now touring the country.
Mr.. Wilson Barrett's latest play,
"The Christian King" has been given
for the first time in Bristol, England.
Grace Van Studdiford at the close of
her present season as prima donna with
the Bostonians will fulfill a European
engagement.
Oriska Worden, a niece Of the late
Admiral Worden, is playing the part of
Nakahira, the slave. in "Around the
World In Eighty Days"
Lewis Waller, one Of the best actors
in England, has secured the British
rights to IN. Beaucaire' and will pre-
sent the play in London.
Edgar Selden has bought the dra'
matte right to Robert Louis ~Stevenson's
tale, "The Suicide Club" and will
shortly produce a stage version of it.
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1902-11-28
The Tranquil Mind.

Who does not love a tranquil heart, a
sweet tempered, balanced life? 1t does
not matter whether it rains or shines
Of what misfortunes come to those pos
sessing these blessings, for they are al
ways sweet, serene and calm.
That exquisite poise of character
which we call serenity is the last lesson
Of culture; it is the Towering Of life.
the fruitage of the soul.
1t is as precious as wisdom, more
to be desired than gold-yea, than even
fine gold. How contemplate mere
money wealth looks in comparison
with a serene life-a life which dwells
in the ocean Of truth, beneath the
waves, beyond the reach Of tempests,
in the eternal calm!
How many people we know who
sour their lives, who ruin all that is
sweet and beautiful by explosive tenn
pers, who destroy their poise Of charac-
ter by bad blood! In fact it is a uues-
ton whether the great majority Of peo-
pie do not ruin their lives and mar
their happiness by lack Of self control.
How few people we meet in life who
are well balanced, who have that ex-
quisite poise which is characteristic of
the finished character!-Success.
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1902-11-28
GERMAN

There are in Germany three fruit
trees to each inhabitant.
Germany's army on a war footing
now amounts to 100000 officers and
5,7S9,OOO men.
Dusseldorf, Germany, owns it's own
electric plants. The city also controls
the harbor and runs a theater.
The number Of steamboats, on the
Rhine increased from ACT in 1884 to
1,183 in 1902, although there is a rail.
way on either shore.
OF every thousand persons in the
German empire G25 are Protestant, 361
Catholics, 10 Jews and 4 Of different or
undetermined creeds.
Excavations for the foundation of q
new railway station at Metz have just
brought to light the remains of a. Ro-
man theater 43S feet long.
The now ancient scheme for extract.
ing gold from the salt sea waves has
just been worked again and again ex
ploded, this time in Germany. Only
100000 was lost this time.
A memorial has recently been erect
ed by the German Association Of Alien.
lists over the grave Of the anatomist
Rel. He was buried in his garden at
Halle, which is now part Of the zoolog
tcal gardens of the city.
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1902-11-28
HUMoR OF THE HOUR
One Merit of Golf,

eyes, SIR" exclaimed the enthusiast;
"golf is the best ever. 1t has q distinct
domestic value that is not generally
appreciated. We will suppose, for ex.
ample, that a man has been celebrat.
Ing a little too much and he wishes to
round up and go home. Well, as a pre-
iminary he goes to the golf links to
get the exercise. You will readily aps
p%rcciate that there are occasions when
exercise has Il distinct and almost i'm
mediate value. Now. in practice golf
works out on the theory hat the more
exercise a man needs in these circum-
stances the more lie gets. The more
uncertain he is in his drives the more
walking he has to do, and the effect is
decidedly beneficial. OF course there
may still be a little something notice.
able about him when he gets home, but
it is naturally attributed to the Scotch
highball he took because Of his weari-
ness at the conclusion Of the round,
Oh, golf is surely a great game"-Chi.
cago Post.
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1902-11-28
HORSES AND HoRsEMEN.

Expedition, 2:15A. has ten new per-
formers, all trottcrs.
The two minute list now consists Of
Star Pointer. Dan Patch and Prince
Albert.
James A. Murphy has purchased
Dusty Wilkes, 2:1oA, from NJ. D. Az
cry Of Toledo, o.
A contract has been awarded for the
construction of a $4,000 speedway in
the new Potomac park, Washington.
The pacing gelding Henry liter. by
Emperor Wilkes, won ten out of eleven
races on the Maine tracks this season.
Twinkle, 2:05A, hit her knee in the
Tennessee stakes at Lexington, which
she won, and has been retired for the
season.
Scott Hudson's candidate for the
green trotting classes next year will
be JAY McGregor. a stallion by Jaw
Hawker which has been a mile in
2:O9A.
Major Delmar is only five years old.
Is absolutely sound and stands a good
show of becoming the champion trot-
ter Of the world with another seasons
training.
The old liking maker" Monroe Sails
bury, now that he has seen Monte Car
10 beaten only half a length in 2:O51h,
will enter him down the big line next
year in the 2:1O classes.
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1902-11-28
WHEN HE WAS YOUNG.

our gran'per says when h. was vo,,ng
The boys and girls behaved neriitelv.
icy NEW they had to hold Their tongue
Ano go TO bed at even nightly.
Aney olon,t whoop and stamp and shout.
AND people didn't need remind 'em
Wnen they came in or else went out
10 gently close the door behind 'em.
our sranper says in his time bows
10 old folks alwus spoke respectful:
iney didn't have a mess of toys
Io scatter round and treat neglectful.
ihey ct their vituls 'thout a kick
AND thought they was in luck to get
EN-; o.
They didn'tm mind Their bread cut thick.
And as for c%rusts, they alwus ct 'em.
Our gran'per says boys wiped Their feet
When ne was young and tied Their laces
ana Kept theyselves all clean and neat
And washed Their necks as well as faces.
Ihey never stuck away to fish
Or swim unless Their parents let 'em.
Because no decent boy would wish
Who had good folks-to plague or fret
EN-.
Our gran'per says a lot of things
About them kids when he was youthful.
1 guess they got to %sprouting wings
And flew away-if he is truthful.
Inc ones here now amt built that way;
l know It's long afore I'm flying
Or any others round here-say!
Don't you believe our gran'per'sl lying?
Chicago News.
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1902-11-28
NOTES OF NoTABLEs.

EX-PrcsidCnt Kruger celebrated his
'seventy-seventh birthday at Utrecht on
Oct. 10.
Ex-President #. L. Patton of Prince.
ton university is sitting for his portrait
to John w. Alexander on an order from
the alumni. The portrait is to go to
the university.
Elwell Hoyt of Eau Claire, Mich, has
the most complete collection of pioneer
relics in the central states and keeps
them in a log cabin built at his home
for that purpose.
Rear Admiral Merrill Miller, at pres.
ent c~ommandant of the Mare Island
navy yard, is to be relieved at the end
Of his shore duty some time this winter
by Captain B. H. McCalla.
The fact that the widow of the ia.
nous Parson Brownlow Of Tennessee
is still living at the age Of e%ighty-nine
has been brought out by the erroneous
report of a pension having beer granted
to her.
Emerson Etheridge, who died at ORES
den, Tenn, recently, was one Of the
last, if not the last, of the Wings who
sat in congress. He was one of Ten
nessee's most powerful orators fifty
years ago.
Anton Hegner, the American cellist
recently played before the Danish roya
family and received from the queen OF
Denmark in acknowledgment a hand
some ring whose gems represented tn,
national colors.
After four years of work John Henry
of Tamaqua, Pa, expects to complete
soon a flying machine capable of lifting
twenty times it's weight, which he will
enter for the 100000 prize at tn,
worlds fair airship tournament
MI. Charrington, who in point of ag'
is father of the house of commons, will
retire at the end of the present parlia
ment, by which time he will be owe
e%ighty-tive years old. He is membea
from the Mile End district of London.
Jonathan Roberts Of Richmond, Ind.
is ninety-one years old and has lived al
his life on the ground where stood th'
house in which he was born. Within
100 feet of his home is a log cabin bull
in 1872 for a schoolhouse, the first il
that region of Indiana.
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1902-11-28
CYNIClSMS

If the average mans salary were as
short as his memory, he would starve
to death.
The trouble with most, men is that
their stomachs do more thinking than
their heads.
Remember, the people you would like
to see dead may be the p%allbearers at
your funeral.
After a man has done wrong he more
thoroughly understands the Importance
Of keeping a secret.
Women Of wealth sometimes forget
to speak to laboring women, but they
are afraid to show such pride to the
dressmakers.
1t makes no difference to what church
the family belongs, the daughter usu'
ally selects the most fashionable to be
married in.-Atchison Globe.
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1902-11-28
Taking n Chance.

He looked happy enough as he
walked up to the postofice box, set a
huge bundle on the floor and began
taking pretty square envelopes there
from, dropping them by twos and
threes into the box.
big lot Of letters" remarked the
policeman. Nice day too"
"Letters!' said the happy man. "My
dear fellow, these are not letters.
They are wedding Invitations"
A stern look came over the face of
the hitherto friendly policeman.
my FRIEND" he said, IL am sorry to
disturb you, but I must do my duty.
Come with me-"
"Arrested?"
eyes"
ION what charge, sir? This is an
outrage"
"Not at all. You are advertising a
lottery through the post"
The man went along.-Kansas City
Independent.
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1902-11-28
The Wizard.

He can't go forth and say to men,
"You shall do that or this"
He can't with one stroke Of a pen
Send millions woe or bliss,
But he car reach with little hands
And sweetly smile at me,
And I forget that sorrow stands
Where gladness ought to be.
He can't by saying Eyes" or "No"
Cause idle wheels to turn;
He cannot give to millions woe
Or lessen their concern,
But he can Irvine two little arms
Around my neck, and I
Forget that wealth possesses charms
And, gladdened, cease to sigh.
Chicago Record-Herald.
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1902-11-28
CTATE OF SOUTH DAKOTA, COUNTY OF
- Dawson. In County Court, In and for Dawson

CTATE OF SOUTH DAKOTA, COUNTY OF
ID Dawson. In County Court, In and for Dawson
county.
In the matter of the estate and guardianship of
Walter Tobin, Ethel TObin and Philip R. TObin,
minors.
EOn reading and filing the petition of Philip E.
Tobin, the guardian Of the person and estate of
Walter Tobin, Ethel Tobln and Philip R. Tobln,
minors, praying for an order of sale of certain
real estate belonging to the said wards, for the
uses and purposes therein set forth,
1t is hereby ordered that the next of kin Of said
wards and all persons interested in said estate
appear before this court on Monday, the 18th day
OF December, 1902, at 9 o'clock a. M, at the court
room of this court. at the court house in the city
of Mitchell, in the county of Dawson, South Da-
k0ta, then and there to show cause why an order
should not be made for the sale of such real es-
tate.
And it is further ordered that a copy of this or
der be published in the Mitchell Capital. a legal
newspaper printed and published In said Davi-
son county for at least three successive weeks
before the said day of hearing.
Dated Mitchell, S. D., November %. 1902.
BY the Court; w. ABBEY, County Judge.
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1902-11-28
The Bubble Reputation,

The Governor-Colonel, don't you
know Judge Blank? Shake hands with
him.
The Colonel-Ah, you are Judge
Blank of Blankville?
The Judge-Yes; Blankville is my
home.
The Colonel-Of course I know you
by reputation then.
The Governor-Colonel, don't you
know it always makes me feel mighty
uncomfortable when a man says that
about me-that he knows me by repu-
tation?
The Colonel-How is that, governor?
Why should it make you feel uncom-
Portable?
The Governor-Because, by lingo, I
always wonder which reputation he
means.
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1902-11-28
A Simple SYatem.

Teacher-In what year was the bat
tie of Waterloo fought?
Pupil don't know.
Teacher-1ts simple enough if you
only would learn how to cultivate arti-
fetal memory. Remember the twelve
apostles. Add half that number to
them. That's eighteen. Multiply that
by 100. That's 1900. Take the twelve
apostles again. Add a quarter Of their
number to them. That's fifteen. Add
what you've got. That's 1875. That's
the date. Quite simple, you see, to re-
member dates if you will only adopt
my system.
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1902-11-28
A Reason,

Professor - was instructing a class
of ~schoolboys about the circulation of
the blood.
"Can you tell me-" said he, "why it is
that if l were to stand on my head
there would be a rush of blood to my
head and that there is no rush of blood
to my feet when 1 stand upon them?"
For a moment there was silence, and
then a boy answered, cts because your
feet are not empty, sir."-New York
Times.
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1902-11-28
Sources of Alcohol.

Some terribly potent liquors, it is said,
"a be distilled from the innocent look
ing banana and also from the milk Of
the cocoanut. The japanese make a
beverage from plums and from the
flowers Of the motherM ort and the
peach. The Chinese produce several
qualities Of spirit from rice and peas,
all Of them intoxicating, besides which
they can make an alcoholic drink from
mutton,
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1902-11-28
FOREIGN to His Belief.

81 begin to suspect" said Mrs. Old
castle, i:that your husband is a good
deal of.an altruist."
"Ob, no." her hostess replied; "Josiah
AIM. one Of them at all. He thinks
things just happen according to the
way they are at the time"
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1902-11-28
The Youth of Today

Visitor-That young fellow seems
rather pert; acted as if he knew more
than you.
MISUNDERSTANDING.
Visitor-Why naturally?
Merchant-He's my son.-Philadel-
phia Press.
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1902-11-28
The Shifting Snake.

A snake found in Africa is called the
splitting snake by the Beers. 1t is be-
tween two and three feet long and is
especially bold and active, readily at
lacking every n who approaches it.
In confinement it is very savage, open
ing it's mouth and erecting it's fangs,
from which the poison may be often
observed to drop and even sometimes
to be forcibly elected; whence the
name given it by the Beers.
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1902-11-28
Leader In Fiction.

"By the way" said the visitor,
(which of your writer's do you consider
the best in fction?"
"Well," answered the head Of the
great publishing house, IT believe that
gentleman owe there at the desk is
our strongest fiction writer"
"Ah! Who is he?"
"He's the man who writes the anec.
dotes of unknown authors whose man.
uscripts we acknowledgements Sun.
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1902-11-28
Pingpong1et For Flatlet.

"Yes, ma'am," says the saleslady;
"this is the new game of pingponglet."
But it is so very little" objects the
customer. ut looks like a toy"
at is quite popular" declares the
saleslady. "It is a miniature of the
other game and is especially designed
to be played in a fat."-Judge.
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1902-11-28
Making Snro-

This hunting story comes from Scot
land: When the beaters came out of
the covert, n Of the guns said to the
keeper, 'Have you got all your beaters
out?"
AYE" said the man, astonished.
care you sure? Have you counted
them?"
"Counted them?" said the keeper.
AYE, they're all right"
"Then," said the shooter, with a sigh
Of some relief, 81 have shot a roe"
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1902-11-28
His Looks Relie Him.

HIS LOOkS beI1e Hill.
"There's a vast difference between a
mans looks and his real worth"
"Yes?"
Eyes; there's Blobbinson. He's worth
$500, 1000, but no board of appraisers,
judging by bis looks, would value him
at more than 90 cents.'-San Francisco
Bulletin.
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1902-11-28
Same Old Thing

Tom-Did you call on that pretty tel
ephone girl?
Dick-Yes. but I guess there was
another fellow there ahead of ME, or
maybe it was only force of habit.
Tom-How do you mean?
Dick-My card came back with the
message: BUSY. Please call again.
Philadelphia Press.