New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1902-04-27
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

TIM, queer Church Of England free lance
Father Ignatius who has been recently de-
nouncins the Anglican clergy COR their love OF
money and for their dissertation OF Sunday
breaches on Sunday mornings at the Portman
Rooms London. and charges an admission fee OF
80 cents.
Bacon-Did you notice Pallette's pictures at the
Yes; they looked like a couple OF farmers
II said that and 1t seemed to please Palette.
THAT they looked like a couple of Rubens.'-
Oonkers Statesman
Bishop Leonard EpiscopaD. OF Salt Lake City,
rays: THE Mormons not nearly as bad as they
are represented to be- A great many people think
that poIygamy Is still going on and fourishinG
under the protection Of the Mormon Church but
that is not The church has given Its word
that It is not fostering polygamy. and think IT
should be taken at its word There is much talk
about the Mormons spreading out and preaching
their doctrines In other States. Why shouldn't
they? say It Is to the credit OF the church that
it is So and I not going to criticfse adversely
because 1t is more industrious than other churches
The Mormons good people AS to polygamy.
time and education will right that"
The late DR.. Dashieil was fond Of telling the
following story himself: preaching on one
occasion at his old hcme an old eolered man who
delighted with the sermon At the close OF the
and said: Larry, you's a good preacher; you's
good pseaGher tel y9g ,g se saqt brass Ass
coored woman's compliment to the cultured and
loway always do preach powerful good tex
Andrew Lang tells this story: LAS to asking for
votes, one would feel like Abernethy q think 1t
he). who stood for professorship in Edin-
burgh. He had TO canvass a baille who
grocer The baile had attitude digne. You
have come young sir in this creesis of your career
to ask for my for the chair OF toxicockology?
No SIR. said Abernethy. L have come to ask for
a penny's worth of your figs. Put them up and look
smart about It.
Magazine poetry" said young Philadelphia
who dabbes in verse. lis always source OF wonder
to me; For a long time have read it and tried
no head or u Of For five years have sent
verses of my own to one magazine and always got
but butt, oceasonaIly With polite the Editor
n Tay the to s a
the open sesame to the pages of this magazine.
a on Sonnet hst meant ab a nothing My
ns nGash words that s Wdna tGs ym lot Of
help laughing to myself when l read 1t over. l
monhs had By got check for It, a9d et
ter from the editor complimentng me upon having
What humbug it ali is!'-( Philadelphia Record
THE station at Savannah" says a traveller
through the South rs surrounded IN all direc-
lions with lot Of saloons and cheap restaurants.
In great Illuminated letters over one of these
saloons the sign:
:" Open ALI night.
Next 1t a restaurant bearing with equal
prominence the legend We close
Third in order Chinese laundry in little
tumbedown hovel. and upon the front of this
building was the sign In great. scrawling letters:
Me wakee. too
Hilton-They say politics makes strange bed
fellows.
Weller-Yes; but it doesn't matter If you get a
good berth.--(Boston Transcript.
The following advertisement appeared the other
day in THE Lockport On. " Journal: SIS
Uncle Toms Cabin company, with two Topsys
two Markses and everything up to date. without
destroying the venerable earmarks of his wonder
fully attractive decentralization OF Harriet Beecher
Stoves great work, will be presented next Mon
day (matinee and night at Hodge Opera House
Grandfathers who this play years ago will
be there with their grandchildren. and there will
be no difference In the heartiness of their ap-
pause. The same old procession. Topsys. Markses
Uncle Tom and Little Eva, will be there but 1t is
procession that will march right into the heart
despite It's tramp Of half a century
Dng-Mss Bonde is nothing If not up to date;
v know she refused Cholly by wireless telegraphy
= Dong-A woman's no is often yes.
But this was a 'yee-less' no!'-(Baltimore Her
aid.