The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1902-08-03

"a woman ought to be careful who
she marries," said Mr.. Dooley.
$50 ought man." said Mr.. Hennes-
sy, with feeling.
ut don't make so much difference
about him." said Mr.. Dooley. "Whin
a mans marrid, he's a marrid man.
That's all we can say about him. "
coorse, he thinks marredge is goin to
change tn whole current iv his bein',
as Hogan says. But it doesn't, After
he's been hooked up FIR few months,
he finds he was marrid befure, even
if he wasn't, which is often tn case
dye mind. TIL first bride iv his bosom
was tn Days Wurruk an it can't be
put off. They'se no groun's FIR dis
solvin' that marredge, Hinnissy. Ye
can't say to tn Days Wurruk; Here,
take this bunch iv alimony an go on
tn stage 1t turns up at breakfast
about tn fourth month after tn we'd
| din an creates a scandal. TIL unfor-
chnit man thries to shoe it off, but
it fixes him with it's eye an hauls him
away firm TIL bacon an eggs, while
tn lady opposite weeps an wonders
what he can see in anything so old
an homey. 1t says, Come with me,
aroon,' an he goes. An afther that he
spinds most iv his time an often a
good deal iv his money with tn en-
chantress. 1 tell We what, Hinnissy,
tn Days Wurruk has broke up more
happy homes thin comic opry. If tn
coorts wud allow it, nanny a woman
cud get divorce on tn groun's that
her husband cared more FIR his Days
Wurruk thin he did FIR her. 'Hinnissy
varsus HinnisSy; correspondent, tn
Days Wurruk., They'd be ividince
that tn defendant was seen ridin' in a
cab with tn correspondent, that he
took it to a picnic, that he wint to tn
theaytre with it, that he alked abou
it in his sleep, an that, lost of all
sinse iv shame, he even escorted it
home with him an inthra jooced it to
his varchous wife an innocint chill
dhren. So it don't make much diff
renee who q man marries. If he has
a job, he's safe.
country spot, but 1 was surprised to
But with a woman tits different.
TIL man puts down ony part Nv tn
bet. Whin he's had enough iv TIL con-
varsation that in Union Park undher
tn threes med him think he was talk
in with an intellechool joynteSS, all
he has to do is to put on his coat, grab
up his dinner pail an go down to tn
shops, to be happy though marrid. But
a woman. / tell We, bets all she has.
A man don't have to marry, but q
woman does. or maids an clargymen
do tn most good in tn wurruld an we
love thin FIR III good they do. But
people, especially women, don't want
to be loved that way. They want to
be loved because people can't help low
in thin no matther how bad they are.
TIL story books that we give ye'er
daughter Honoria all tell her tits just
as good not to be marrid She reads
about how kind Dorothy was to Lulu's
childher an she knows Dorothy was
| tn better woman, but she wants to be
Lulu. Her heart, an cold look in
tn eye Nv tn wurruld an her Ma tell
her to hurry up. Early in life she
looks FIR tn man iv her choice in tn
tennis records; later she reads tn
news firm tn militia encampmint; thin
she studies tn soeyal raygister; fur
Their on she makes hersilf familyar
with Bradsthreets rayports an fin'l-
ly she watches tn place where life
presarvers are hangin'.
Nov, what kind iv a man ought a
woman to marry? She oughn't to mar
ry a young man because she'll grow
older quicker thin he will; she oughn't
to marry an old man because he'll be
much older befure he's younger; she
OuSnn 10 marry a poor man because
he may become rich an lose her; she
ouphn't to marry a rich man because
if he becomes poor, she can't lose him;
she oughn't to marry a man that
knows more thin she does. because
he'll niver fail to show it, an she
| oughn't to marry a man that knows
less because he may niver catch up.
But above all things she mustn't marry
a JANUS. A fiure walker, perhaps; a
JANUS niVer.
II tell we this because I've been
r-readin a book Hogan give me, about
tn divvles own time a JANUS had with
his family. A cap iv industry may
have throuble in his family till there
isn't a whole piece iv chny in tn
cupboard, an no wanll be tn wiser
FIR 1t but tn hired girl an tn doc
tor that paints tn black eye. But iv-
ryhody knows what happens in a jan
ius' house. TIL JANUS always tells tn
BARTENDER Besides he has other jani-
uses calm on him an It's tn bust
ness iv a Janius to write about tn
domestic throubles Nv other janiuses
so posterity'll know what a hard thing
IL is 10 be a JANUS an duck. I've
been readin' this book Nv Hogan's an
as | tell we. It's about tn misery
wretched woman inflicted on a pote's
Vie our hayro, says tn author, at