The Republican journal. [volume] (Belfast, Me.) 1829-current, 1902-04-03

Pmples, blotches and all other spring
troubles are cured by Hoods NdrSaparilla--
! the most effective OF all spring medicines.
Little Charlie-Grandma do your glasses
make things look bigger?
Grandma-l es dearie. Why?
Charlie-0h, only thought if they did,
Ia like you to take EN- OFT Nhiie You re
cuttin' cake.-New Y ork Post.
A lazy liver makes lazy man. Burtloek
Blood BitterS is the natural, never failing
remedy for lazy liver.
''Of course you We're given the freedom of
the city ," Yes" answered the distinguish
ed visitor. But had to keep so close to
regular schedule under the strict Surveil-
lance Of 50 many committees that it was
hard to realize how free ! was. w shing-
ton Star.
Ordinary household accidents have no
terrors when there ii bottle of Dr.. Thomas.
| Eclectric on in the medicine chest. Heals
burns, cuts, bruises, Sprans Instant relief.
In an object lesson on the Cat" the
teacher asked:
''What boy can tell me to what family the
cat belongs
A hand was raised.
We'll ." asked the teacher.
81 think the cat belongs to the family
that owns it, was the diminutive pupils
Philadelphia Times.
Its the little colds that grow into big
colds; the big colds that end i'll consump-
ton and death. Watch the little Gods, Dr.
Woods Norway Pine Syrup.
Mrs Gaussip-I saw Mr. >tockson Bonds
at the upholsterer'S yesterday. guess he's
going to get married and furnish "a home.
Mrs. MaIaprop-No I'll tell you what
took him there. | hear he bought seat at
the Stock Exchange last week. 1t was "a
/ a hn md nd hn ANTS
fixed up Philadelphia l'ress.
Eczema, scald head, hives, itchiness of the
skin of any sort, instantly relieved, perma-
nently cured. Doan's Ointment. AT any
drug store.
He who refuses to play second fiddle has
no chance to become leader of an orchestra
New York Herald
Catarrh and Colds Relieved i'll 10 TO
60 Minutes.-One short puff of the breath
through the blower supplied with each bot
tie of DR.. Agnew's Catarrhal Powder diff
fuses this powder over the surface of the
nasal passages. Painless and delightful to
use. 1t relieves instantly, and permanently
cures catarrh, hay fever, colds, headache,
sore throat, tonsilitis and deafness. 80
cents. Sold by Edmund Wilson and A. A.
HoWeS d Co.-21.
'Pearls,' remarked the wise guy, "are
emblematic of tears
81 guess that's right agreed the simple
mug 'My wife cries because can't afford
to buy her any. "-Philadelphia Record.
Sp.echiess and Para'yzed.-''I had val
vular disease of the heart writes Mrs }.
S. Goode of Truro, n. S. 81 suffered terri
bly, and was often speechless and partially
paralyzed. One dose of DR.. Agnew's Cure
70 tbo
finished one bottle | was able to 90 about.
To-day | am we'll woman" Sold by Ed
mund Wilson and A. A. Howes x CO.
Pompous ndividual-Are you aware. sir,
that you del iherate.ly placed your umbrella
in my ear last evening?
Fellow-C( ubman-MoSt careless of me-
I'm sure. | wondered what had become of
1T, and-would it be too much trouble for
you to return it ?-Tit-Bits.
Pill osophy.-There are pills and pills
but DR.. Agnew's Liver Pills at 10 cents a
vial lead in demand. The sale borders on
the phenomenal. Sluggish liver, constipa-
ton, or irregular bowels are the precursors
of many physical disorders. The little
wonders remove the cause. 40 in vial for
10 cents 100 pills % cents. Sold by Ed
mund Wilson and A. A. HOwes & Co.'S.
Paul-Why do you suppose Clara asked
Joe if his life was insured?
May-Possibly to find out if he was in
the eligible class of callers-Chelsea
(Mass.) Gazette.
Itching, Burning, Skin Diseases Cured
for 1hir,y-five Cents.-Dr. Agnew's Oint-
ment relieves in one day, and cures letter,
Salt Rheum, Scald Head, Eczema, BARRIERS
Itch, Ulcers, Blotches and all eruptions of
the skin. 1t is soothing and quieting and
acts like magic in the cure of all baby
humors: 35c. Sold by Edmund Wilson and
A. A. HOweS & CO-24
Miss Smith Ito Mr.. Dearborn, about to
sing)-Miss Jones will play your accom-
paniments, Mr.. Dearborn
Miss Jones (coyly)-Oh, Mr.. Dearborn
plays MS own accompaniment so beauti-
fully couldn't murder them for him
Mr.. Dearborn (gallantly)-Oh yes vnu