Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1902-06-06
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Last words of a great man: $50 few
done; so many to do."-Chicago Trib.
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He-It is reported around town that
we are engaged? Shells 1t? what
idiotic things people do say.-Somer.
vile Journal. =
That dinner: Wasn't that dinner we
just had great" Elegant 1 don't
know when l have felt so uncomfort-
able. Town and Country.
Aged Criminal (who has just got q
life sentence)-Oh, me lud, shall
never live to do it! Judge (sweetly)-
Never mind. Do as much of it as you
canl-Punch.
Sensible Folks.-Mrs. Van hyperion
Yes, my ancestors came over on the
Mayfiower. Mrs. Standardization
foolish OF them! Mine waited for O
ten-day boat.-Brooklyn Life.
Compliment Worthily Won.-Angry
Guest-Pve been waiting three-quar-
tiers of an hour on that steak I Or
deredl Waiter-You have an uncom-
mon amount of patience, sir.-Boston
Post.
The Mother-Uncle Charles asked
the baby what kind Of eyes 1t had.
The Father-Just as II the dear little
thing could tell him. well she did.
She said goo goo.' "-Yonkers States
man. 4-n sees
In Gentle Spring.-"Paw," said little
Johnny Askit, what does Kipling
mean by 'fanneled fools p 1.-THE folks
who take their fannels OF before the
first Of May, my son."-Baltimors
American. ~
He is satisfied now that this IL "a
hard, hard world" "Why, he's rich,
and has everything he could wish for"
II know, but he's been thrown out Of
his automobile several times lately
Philadelphia Press.
Bacon-They never say in Boston
that child Is born with silver spoon
in Its mouth. Egbert-What do they
say, then? Bacon-That 1t came into
the world with gold-rlmmed eye-glasa-
es.-Yonkers Statesman.
I A New One.-Casey-Fift dollars
Callahan has spint tryin' to git his
mother-in-law out av purgatory. DAILY
Fifty dollars? Casey-Th' same! He
siz he wants to git her out before he
goes in II it kin be done!-Puck.
The Only Way.--"My wife generally
gives me a two-hour curtain lecture
when come home, but last night was
an exception" "Then she shut upr"
mo, the bed shut up. 1t was Of the
folding variety. News.
do you drink coffee?" asked the
doctor Of an aged patient. YES" was
the reply. Coffee" continued the NJ.
D., 'is a slow poison" Eyes, very
Slow" replied the old man; 1--WE taken
/ It daily for nearly eighty years."-Tit-
Bits.
She-Tell ME, frankly, George, II you
were q rich man do you think you
would ask me to marry you? Hell
don't think 1t would be necessary
Edith; in that case. you would prob
ably do the asklng.-Boston Tram
script.
$50, you remember me ali these
yearsl You must have q wonderful
memory for faces" Weary-It amt
dat exactly. but remember dat plug
ged counterfeit Canadian dime youse
Civ me. Now make good!-New York
Journal.
Caseys Truisms.-Dennis-'Ti tn
early bur-rd gets tn wur-rm. Misther
Casey. Casey-'Tis thot IL We wa-ant
to keep yere head above wather these
days, We ca-an't let tn grass grow un-
der yere feet, AIisther Dinnis.-Detroit
Free Press.
did you call that rust magnate to
the stand?' ~ did," answered the man
who was conducting the investigation.
II suppose he added a great deal to
the interest of the caseY HE did. Il
Ia now more mysterious than ever
Washington Star.
The Secret.-"How does 1t come you
write such lovely dialect verse" asked
the enthusiastic editor. why, you
see," replied the budding author. II
use stub pen, lots of ink. and write
ieft-handed with my eyes blindfolded."
Ohio State Journal.
Hostess-O, do, Mr.. Basseau, obligs
us with just one more song. The Sing
er-Really, Mrs. Footenit. Pm afraid
at this late hour | might disturb the
neighbors. Hostess-Never mind; they
have bowling dog that disturbs us at.
night very often.-Philadelphia Press.
In Court.-"What an awful looking
villain the prisoner isr' whispered q
lady In the police court to her hus-
band; Il should be afraid even to
stand near himr' "Hushr warned her
husband, "the prisoner hasn't been
brought in yet That's his lawyer
Tit-Bits,
The Social Lion.--Smithson (the cele-
hrated poet, novelist playwright, etc)