New-York tribune., 1902-03-15
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

he foundations of a Roman VIVA nave "'oi' i'' ~
bare in Greenwich Park, London. ny tne PaIk
,oo,or The space opened has an area or ABOUT
sixteen feet and the only loose materials iouno SO
far are some tiles. The discovery Is regarded
with great interest by local antiquarians
Alissiouary-why did you not bring your wife
Tbi5csa HeathenNI haidee die. then some Melt
can man may her, wan67e ana eS and scrubbee and
cookee.-(Iew-York Weekly.
Eve arc an orderly people" says writer IN
"The London Express I'VE do not demonstrate,
a abt that leads 10 the damaging OF WINDOWS ana
policemen But I should very much ike TO see now
the French or even kin in America, would
conduct themselves If at FIVE minutes 70 i O'CLOCK
the supner parties in scores or restaurants were
suddenly plunged into darkness. and the merry
makers hustled into the street, with lowering men
in blue 20 assist lngerer. Yet that is what takes
place OF Saturday nights in London rush from
theatre or concert hail. scramble over cuuet'
and out you go, ladies and gentlemen, into the
night With the millionaire at the Carlton and the
small shopkeeper in the Italian restaurant II Is the
same They do these things better in France!
Housekeeper-Twist the necks Of those chickens
until they dead 49, .,,-
heads on. and have It over quick - 49,.
shd9a bS mgTddrSd and the should md
hatChet with blood on H. Ned an De hahseu s-
country.-(New-York Weekly.
YESTERDAY in Regent-st." says The London
News" "a couple OF young men sported corona
ton waistcoats which attracted much attention
The waistcoats were scarlet. and dotted with small
crowns worked in yellow silk. 1t is believed that
there will be a rage for sartorial adornments Of
this kind between now and coronation time Femi-
nine attire was similarly embelished at the time of
Queen Victora's coronation"
A sportsman who had gone to shoot ducks on a
tale OF domestic intelligence He 70 md his
rival that ne had not his medicine chest with him.
send it He received the following wire In reply;
the dogs medicines instead" +" The Frenchman was
similarly treated who asked for something for a
cough" which he pronounced after the analogy OF
plough He was sent Il bran mash.-(London GIobe.
The Kansas Agricultural College is sending out
81 800 worth of prairie dog poison a month. and is
unable to supply the demand. 1t appears that the
compound it prepares is especially effective
exterminator. two quarts being sufficient to clear
entire quarter section in the most densey in
tested districts
The growing sentiment for the protection OF bird
life. writes correspondent; should not be endan-
gull for instance is one that must ultimately fail
for sound reasons Beautiful he is. and attractive
noted fish pirate, and when the long delayed but
lection of our coast fishing industry the gull will
be marked enemy. At certain stage OF the
hepessiy on the surface Of the Waer and s si2ss
gull Is quite capable of disposing of a hundred
such a thing would be legisated out of existence
opera cloak made of the pure slate and white wings
is helping TO keep down the price OF f1sh.-(London
Chronicle.
South Germany's oldest monastery, the Benedic-
tine Abbey of Wessobrun. founded in 7S5 and
hscated in 1903 has been restored the Benedictne
order by Baron Cramer-Klett. a Protestant.
and will soon be reoccupied by monks. The baron
bought all the lands and remaining buildings OF
the old abbey from the Bavarian State for 100000
marks and sold them TO the Benedictnes for a
nominal sum.
Longing for RoyaIty.-First Freeman Qaying
down newspaper)-It has been said that every
there's nothing like heng born to genuine throne ne
second S Freeman1What have you discovered?
FIRST t,reeman-The paper says that Emperor
UI Wam Ioi has ordered The court chaplains cut
York Weekly.
The late Lord Salisbury the father OF the pres
ent Prime Minister acted as one of the train bear
ers at the coronation of George " and his reui
niscences Of the event given in Notes and
Queries" The weight of the robes gave each Of
the bearers "a Turkish bath OF some hours dura-
ton" The King suffered quite as much as the
bearers. When the ceremony was over his majesty
was discovered in his dressing room at the Abbey
walking up and down in a state of nudity hut
with the crown on his head"
And every one Of those brass band people," said
ow ing me weeks board" '
know nov ti1 that music is full of beats, '0'
dow.-(Baltmore American
"One day." said Turgenien in his "Rer,ir,s-
eenccs. we were discussing German poetry In his
presence. Victor Hugo who did not like Others "a
monopolize the talk when he was by interrnntad
me with disquisiton upon Goethe His hast
work. he remarked in an Oympian tone is wal
lenstein."' Pardon me- cher maitre ''WalIenstein,.
is not Goethes. but Schler's. No matter: I have
read neither of these authors. but 1 understand
their spirit better than those who know tb.n, hI
heart What could l reply?"
An Aspersion His SkiI.-'I am afraid that
Blisgins plays golf on sunday" ''e'
Maybe" said the COntemptuous rival "Rut 20
So IL the only day In the seven on which he does
play it"-(W ashington Star. "o uoeS