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Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1902-05-05

"Would you rather have something
else than piece of cake?" asked the
kind neighbor of little Freddie. who
had run an errand for her. Yes,
ma'am," said Freddie, promptly: II
would rather have two pieces" Fix.
Beggars Can't Be ChOosers.-Aunt
Amandy-Hain't yew ashamed ter KUN
around here Begin? Onniz Way
Well, dis amt very 'risterkratc
neighborhood, fer fact, but we
mustn't be too pertickler. mum.-Chi-
cagO News.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1902-05-05
Boom for South Africa.

4 boom in the use of mechanical mo-
tors throughout South Africa will ell
sue Immediately on the termination of
the war. No real Development of it's
boundless resources can be accom-
plshed so Ions as the primitive meth
cd of transportation by OK wagon in
districts remote from railways is adj
hered to.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1902-05-05
On the Firing Line.
friend,

Bardlet-DO you know, my friend,
that l have become a firm believer in
the mysterious transference of I'M
pulse? You recall! that spring idyl of
mine, which you said was an inspira-
ton? Well. as told you before, when
wrote that was fired by an ire
sistible impulse.
Friend-Yes, | remember.
Bardlet-Well, sir: | submitted that
inspiration to the editor of the Bonn
bardier. and would you believe it, sir,
l was fired again, but this time the
editor had the impulse.-Richnlond
Dispatch.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1902-05-05
Oregon Blood Purifier is
rightly named, because it purifes the
blood and tones up the body.

Hostess ito guests. who have come to
spend a few days)-We're so glad
you've been able to come. Mrs. Gush-
ington; but do hope we are going to
have better weather. or I'm afraid
you won't enjoy yourself much. Mrs.
Gushington-Oh but, my dear Lady
Boreham, we didn't come here to enjoy
ourselves. We came to see YOU
Punch.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1902-05-05
Decrease ui' Birds.

Systematic inquiries into the present
condition of bird life in Missouri bring
to light the surprising discovery that
within the last fifteen years insectvor
GUS birds have decreased G2 per cent
and game birds so per cent.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1902-05-05

Gentleman ito yokel'- Well. John,
did you give the marquis my note?
Yokel-Yes. sir. but it's no use writ
read them. He's blind-blind as a
bat! Gentleman--Blind? Yokel-Yes.
sir, blind Twice he asked me where
my hat was. and had it on my head
all the time.-Tit-Bi
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1902-05-05
Jarsaparilla
and Pills

Make the blood pure, vigorous and
rich, create appetite, give vitality,
strength and animation, and cure
all eruptions. Have the whole family
begin to take them today.
Hoods sarsaparilla has been used in our
family for some time, and always with good
results. Last spring was all run down and
got bottle of 1t, and as usual received great
benefit" Miss BEULAH BOYCE Stowe, VT
Hood's SarssparNSs promises 10
0Ur0 and Keeps the prOnslee,
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1902-05-05
Modified Eggs.

The drummer" whose route took
him to the lumber districts of Maine,
the hotel one morning to find that the
chief dish was to be scrambled eggs.
The rosy checked waitress was gone
a long time after his order and finally
appeared with cheeks roster than ever.
"Plaze, SIR" she said. hesitatingly,
1.-THE eggs are not quite fresh enough
to scramble, but will you have 'em
boiled ?"-New York Mail and Express
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1902-05-05
Cost OF Electric Headlight.

Service tests for 1873 nights on the
st. Paul Railway to determine the cost
of operation of an electric locomotive
headlight showed the average net cost
per hour to be 2:4l Gems. The CORE
spending figure for the oil light is
given as IL cents. making the increas-
ed cost of operation of the electric
headlight 1.21 cents per hour.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1902-05-05

"Say, pop" said little Patsey Gegan
over his lessons. whats f-a-c-i-l-e'W
that swell wimmin puts on their COM
plexions" replied old Gegan; what
Use would it be but face ile'?"-Phil'
adelphia Record.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1902-05-05

Counsel for the Defendant tsarcasti-
cally)-You're nice fellow. aren't
you? Witness for the Plaintiff (cor-
dially)-I am. sir, and if l were not on
my oath I'd say the same Of you.-Tit-
Rita
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1902-05-05

Experiences in Law: Judge-Have the
letters been duly examined by the
handwriting expert? Prosecutor-fes,
your honor Judge-Very well, let the
handwriting expert now be examined
by the insanity expert.-Ohio State
Journal
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1902-05-05

Mistress-Do you know. Carter, that
1 can actually write my name in the
dust on the table! Carter-Faith, mum.
that's mole than can do. Sure there's
nothing like education. after ALL
Punch
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1902-05-05

He planning an elopement)-And at
twelve you sneak out of the house and
a carriage, as we must be as ecOnomi
cal as possible. She-Oh, I've made
papa promise to pay for the carriage
--Tit-BitS
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1902-05-05
Ask Your Dealer I

Ask Your Dealer for Aliens Foot-Ease,
powder 1t Cures Swollen, Sore, Hot, Callcus,
new or tight shoes easy. AT all Druggists and shoe
stores, 25 cents. Accept No Substitute. Sample
Free. Address Allen S. Olmsted, Leroy, n. y,
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1902-05-05
Spring Medicine

There is no other season when good
medicine is so much needed as in the
Spring.
The blood is impure, weak and
impoverished - a condition indicated
by pimples and other eruptions on the
face and body, by deficient vitality,
loss OF appetite, lack of strength, and
want of animation.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1902-05-05

SnT0 Permanently Cured. No fits or nervousness
TITO after first days Of Or. klines Great Nerve
Restorer Send for FREE 90 trial bottle and treat
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1902-05-05

Piso's Cure is the best medicine we ever
ised for oil affections Of the throat and
nngs.-WM. o. ENDsLEY, Vanburen, Ind,
Feb TO- 1870
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1902-05-05

Low Fare on siberian Road.
The Siberian Railway makes the low
fare Of SD for Il distance of i,J0l
miles to settlers.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1902-05-05

Wise people use Hamhn's Wizard Oil
for Rheumatism and all Pain: the fool
ish ones try experiments.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1902-11-16
TUE HORSEBACK RIDERS.
4 Picturesque part Of the Spectacle OF the
Sc, cnth Avenue Drive.

Tina, horseback riding has no, gone out
of fashion would be realized by anybc DIV
who should stand on any pleasant Sunday
on that noble driving thoroughfare, Seventh
avenue above the Park.
There Is rarely n moment here AT such a
time when the figures Of horsemen may
not be seen in some direction rising above
the broad and constantly moving stream
Of vehicles. horsodrawn and automobile.
Nc rning is the time when the horseless
riders are out in greatest force. In ten
minutes there were counted here on Sun
day morning last forty-three equesrrans
some riding alone, and Others in parties uI
to five in number.
Most Of the riders were men, but there
were some women. The men wore all ages
the greater number young men
The horsemen and women lend pictur.
esque feature II the enliv"aing spect acle OF
the Seventh avenue drive, and just glance
Al them as seen here on Sunday mornings
especially Is enough TO show that horse.
back riding has by no means gone on,
Of fashion in this community.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1902-11-16

which is called export butter. made chiefly
in =, IN ner after VIVA, is known a. the Hot
stein process; and un-alted butter, made
in winter. called Partisan butter, and sold
exclusively in Russia
The butter IVA, not, on the whole. yet
acquired the standard Of exc,lerce re-
QIired in the best butter-making count ries
The winter product especially j. Likely "a
be inferior, for then the animals are fed on
hay and straw with little or no admixture
Of grains or vegetable
An attempt was made al the Russian
and international Exposition Of the Dairy
Industry, held al s. Petersburg in 1899, to
arrive al some definite conclusions es TO
the average quality Of the Siberian product.
The Jury, consisting of Russian German,
Danish, English and Swedish expert :,
passed upon IA large number Of exhibits
that had been selected TO show the act ual
product Of various parts Of Siberia.
Their decision was that 800? per cent
Of the butter was bad; 46 10 per cent good
% 81 per cent. fine; and 082 per cent. SUI
perior This showing does not compare
unfavorably with the butter produced in
the Government Of Vologda, Russia, wher,
lile were loltlt W it. Ipdu
30 per cent; good, a. per cent, fine, 81 pei
cent, and superior. per cent.
The sailed Siberian butter Is almost
wholly exported. The two principal mar
kets ara Copenhagen and London, topen
hagen buying it only for re-eNport. Ther
comes Hamburg
There were no direct exports 10 England
until the spring of 1901, when butter begar
| TO be shipped to that country from Riga
| II is notew orthy that a. England is he
| ginning To buy riore and more Siberian
| butter its imports from France are de
| clining.
Five butter trains leave Siberia ever,
| week, consisting of twenty-four refriger
| ating cars, for he Baltic ports Of 81. Peter
| burg Riga and Revc. The progress Of thi
| industry will be watched with great inter
est Siberia seems likely TO he able in tim
TO compete with Denmark and the othe
exporting countries in all the butter-buyini
| markets
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1902-11-16
THE IIRST HE CREAM.
Experiences OF Earl, Experiments With .
Uelicac, Now Common.

Mrs Alexander Hamilton had the first
ice cream in the city of Washington. She
used to tell with amusement Of he delight
with which r,c-idcnt Andrew jackson
frs tasted It,
Guests al the next White House recep-
lion were treated to an" frozen mystery,
and grta WAS the fun Ci the init lated when
they saw III, reluctance of Others to taste
the cold stuff
Those from the rural districts especially
fist eyed II su~pi,iOu-l,, then melted each
spoonful with thc breath before swRllowug
it. Inc neat tluc they hau "A chance they
ate IL VITA Z, NEAt.
Tia. lat. senator John VI. Palmer used
to tell about the first time ice cream VAS
served ia Springfield, the capital Of 1lll-
nos. Al an evening party II was passed
around in small saGCvr,.
In the process Of freezing the hostess
had got "A little SAT- ~ the cream, and a.,
no ono had tasted II before, II was thought
To be the proper naSuI. An old statesman,
heu asked now 10" Fixed the ne" uis..,
-a'u.
I'D like it better IL ~ We're either sweet
or salty, bul I don't lhink the mixture
j. very appetiI,nG
| imagine he feelings Of the poor hostess
when ~. discovered that her much vaunt ed
now dessert had been lull 81 salt ard no one
KIN" enough =" tell h'r uf The accident.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1902-11-16
MGR. Gl'IDI'S SECRET Any.
4 Former New York Priest VINO Gees to
Important Duties In Manila.

A former New York priest and a very
remarkable man, az the English secretary
TO Mgr Guidi, the Apostle Ole Delegate 10
Manila. will have much TO do with the shap-
ing Of he results Of the final conference vii h
the Taft Commission in regard 20 the much
veXed Friars' question.
He is the Rev Michael J. O'Connor, a
member of the Italian order known as the
Fathers of the Society of Pious Missions
II was started for the purpose of supplyin z
priests To the colonies Of immigrants from
Italy who have located in various parts Of
the world 4 branch Of this order has
charge Of the Church of Our Lady Of Mount
Carmel in Fast li5'h street and Father
OConnor was located there for soma time.
The present rector il Father John Dolan,
$. p, VI II is asserted that the Italians
here have very little regard for priests Of
their own nationality, but tina, they are
very partial to those who are English and
can speak Italian.
Father O'Connor was born in Liverpool
England. OF Irish parents. His father and
mother were both natives of Cork. II i
mother died some twelve years ago, and
then his father turned ms thoughts to re-
ligion, and after some time entered a semi
nary To prepare for the priesthood He
finally Joined the same order as his sOn ,
the Society of the Pious Missions, and for
a time both were inmates Of the same house,
that attached 10 the Church OF 81 Sylyostro
in Capite in Rome. This i the church
attended by most of tine English visitors 20
Rome. and the junior Father orc onno +
has for some time recently been the favorite
preacher there.
He l. very highly though, Of 10y the Nati-
can authorities, and the Pope u said To have
been much pleased at his selection for the
post OF secretary to Archbishop Gudi
The latter prclate, II will be remembered,
was lirSt named a. Apostolic Delegate Ia
India lie had also chosen Father O'Cou-
nor TO go there with him before his post
was changed to Manila.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1902-11-16

New York Divine. pvTifsS: an
msxing fSifbfuI use Of Johann
Heffj ExfFAcf much 10 my salts.
fsefien and b Oily improvement"
e. II. PARKHURST
Johann Hoff's Extract has been used
from one end of the world to the other
ever since Isi7. il has a record that
no other remedy can equal.
Johann Hof's Extract is for people
who need strength, those who are run
down and overworked. II is not q
stimulant-it has no reaction, il is a
true tonic. q nutrient, a food-you
retain what you gain by its use II
makes healthy blood and flesh. II is
Of special value to women building up
the entire system and helping nature to
throw Of dangerous catarrhal secre-
tons II searches ont the weak parts
and strengthens them.
DR.. ]. V. Li.tell. of Lafayette. Ind,
writes II have prescribed Johann
Hoff's Extract and find in 1t all the
requirements Of = true nutritive tonic
and tissue builder
Sufferers from nervousness find real
help in Johann Hof S Extract. ltmakes
strong, steady nerves by Strengthening
the entire system
DR.. Walter w. Naylor. 7.s South
Tenth Street, Philadelphia writes; 4" !
have been treating q nervous woman
who has been in the hands of several
well known men and after had almost
given her up put her on Johann Hoff $
Extract and cured her She has gained
ten pounds in six months"
WALTER w NAVIOR ND
Johann Hoff's Extract always sue.
cessfully builds up the weak and debiii
tated. Its certain cure for dyspe psia,
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1902-11-16
REV. DR.. PARKHURST
Praises Johann Hoff's Extract.

indigestion, loss of appetite and sleep.
lessness. A wineglassful Of Johann
Hoff's Extract taken with meals II Q
great preventive of sickness. It keeps
the liver. kidnevs and bowels In such
perfect condition that one who usee
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1902-11-16

rry. DR. PARKHUBgf.
it regularly is almost immune from
illness. On account of its great popu.
lsrity Johann Hofl's Extract is widely
initiated. Beware Of cheap substi.
tu.es. &c! the genuine Johann Hofs
Extract and avoid disappointment.
EISNER s. MENDELSON CO., SoaO
Agents. New York
Omaha daily bee., 1902-02-07
WORMS ATTACK FALL WHEAT
Destroy Many Plants, but Are Checked
By oId-sta EntomOIogist
Examines Them.

FARNAM, Nsb., Feb. 6.--(special.)-A
worm attacked the fall wheat which was
growing and destroyed considerable guam
titles OF Il last fall. The cold wave Of
December stopped II for a short time and
then It and was only stopped
by the present severe spell. Some Of these
worms we're sent to the University Of Me-
braska to Prof. Bruner for Information.
In reply to your favor of the oath inst.
Will say that the worms which you sent
prove to be a caterpillar somewhat closely
related to the fall army worm. / think.
however, that the severe winter will do
much toward destroying these pests; at any
rate, IL you see various kinds Of birds IN
your field do not disturb them, as they will
no doubt destroy large numbers OF these
worms.
They are so nearly grown now that very
shortly after warm weather they will be-
come fully so and go into the ground be,
fore doing much damage to the small
grain. No cultivation method can be
adopted that will be of much use In de,
stroying them unless soon after the ground
thaws in the spring you should go over the
field with a roller. In this manner you
might crush many of them. Yours very
truly, LAWRENCE BRUNER,
Acting State Entomologist.
Omaha daily bee., 1902-02-07
GRAND ISLAND KNOWS MORSE
r.. J. Coates Issues Warning Against
Man Too Free with His
Checks.

GRAND ISLAND. Neb., Feb. 6.-(spe-
cial)-F. J. Coates Of the Koehler hotel
Is sending announcements to the oficers
Of various cities stating that one A. Morse.
purporting to be from. Washington, d. c..
and a geodetic~ surveyor. has been stopping
at his hotel and has departed after having
secured a checkbook. with THE Koehler''
printed on the checks. and is passing
checks therefrom. One. in the amount of
t25, arrived here today having been cashed
by the First National bank at Fremont.
Morse Is described as being fve feet seven
in height, weight about 100 pounds, rather
dark complexioned, face looking old be-
You'd his years. dark hair, stubby nous
tache, writes a pretty, round, fine hand.
shading his letters. The checks here were
drawn on a bank with which Coates does
not do business, and he is not a loser, but
he Is willing to make some effort to pro-
tect others. hence the postal cards.
Omaha daily bee., 1902-02-07
Condemns Piattsmouth Council.

PLATTsMoUTH. Neb.. Feb. e.-(special.)
The meeting of the Woman's Christian
Temperance union was held at the home OF
Mrs. p. n. Ruffner, and Notwithstanding the
frigid weather the attendance was large.
what is Our Greatest Need1" was the
title Of a paper read by Mrs. @. e. Wescott,
making a touching appeal for the salvation
Of the boys. This resolution was adopted:
Whereas. The Woman's Christian Tenn
OF evil n against selling the privilege of
running the characters, souls and bodies OF
young men. we hold that such things are
beyond price; therefore, be II
Resolved, That we as a union express
our earnest condemnation of the late ac-
ton of the city council, granting licenses
To houses Of Ill repute.
Omaha daily bee., 1902-02-07
Farmers, Institute at TeKamsh.

TEKAMAH, Neb.. Feb. 6.-(special.)-
The first days session OF the Farmers in
stitute opened here today with a large at
tendance. The program opened with a
paper on Agricultural Education" by L.
L. Young Of Oakland, and was followed by
Andy %struthers OF Craig with a paper on
Corn Fodder" in which he gave his ex-
p~erience with cutting. shocking, sbreddins
and feeding corn fodder, and its value as
feed. The afternoon was occupied by Prof.
e. v. Fonell's address on Forage Crops"
Prof. Burnett gave an address on Raising
and Feeding Cattle" which was followed by
an address by Chancellor Andrews Of the
state university on Free Land" which he
claimed was all gone. calling for more
thorough methods in farming. The chan
%cellor's lecture drew much favorable COM
ment. The farmers manifest much interest
in the institute work and many questions
and discussions occur after each paper is
| presented.
Omaha daily bee., 1902-02-07
KILLS HIS BABY BROTHER
seven-Year-oId Son of Hermann Goss-
man Plays with Fathers
Gun.

HUMBOLDT, Neb., Feb. e.-(specisl.)-
A tragedy happened this forenoon at the
home Of Hermann Gossman, a farmer living
several miles northwest Of the city. The
farmer had prepared to drive out into the
field to procure some fodder and loaded a
shotgun to take along. Being called into
another room for something he left tho
loaded gun in the Kitchen, and during his
absence his 7-year-old son picked 1t up and
playfully pointed it at his S-year-old
brother. The trigger was pulled and the
nrearm exploded right in the face Of the
youngster, blowing the entire top OF his
head of and killing him Instantly.
Funeral services will be held at the house
at noon Friday. conducted by Rev. Mr..
Meyer Of the German Methodist church of
this city.
Omaha daily bee., 1902-02-07
ream of Horses Frozen.

GRAND ISLAND. Neb.. Feb. 6.-(spe-
eial.)-Two horses. hitehed TO a wagon
have been found frozen and dead in the
ice OF Loup river. The team belonged to
young men named Haggert and Bridge. and
it Was at FIRST feared that the men were
drowned. 1t appears. however. that their
team got away from them while they were
Omaha daily bee., 1902-02-07

business in this state. 1t was commended
by the visitors that the Home Purchasing
company is issuing a form OF investment
policy which is contrary to law secretary
Rovse will investigate the charges.
Omaha daily bee., 1902-02-07
York MusIcaIe Repeated.

YORK. Neb., Feb. 6.-(speeial.)-A song
festival was given last evening at the Audi
torium by $50 voices, under the direction
OF J. A. Parks, supported by an orchestra
OF twenty-five pieces. directed by Rollin
Bond. The singers were principally from
York and York county. The large Audi
Omaha daily bee., 1902-02-07
Jury Acquits Teachers

AUBURN. Neb., Feb. 6.-(special.)-
Judge Caldwell's court was crowded with
spectators on Monday and Tuesday at the
trial Of two teachers for cruelty whipping a
pupil. The jury found the teachers not
guilty.
Omaha daily bee., 1902-02-07

PAwNEE CITY. Neb.. Feb. 6~.-(special
Telegram.)-Fred stucke was arrested here
last night on a charge Of selling liquor
without a license. He was admitted to bail
today in $500 and his preliminary hearing
set for tomorrow.
Omaha daily bee., 1902-02-07

torium was packed. So many requests
we're made to repeat the entertainment
that the management has arranged to hold
the same entertainment tonight.
Omaha daily bee., 1902-02-07
AGED Farmer Taken 70 Asylum.

AUBURN. Neb., Feb. 6.-(special.)-
James Graham. an aged farmer from near
Brock. has been adjudged insane and was
taken to the asylum yesterday.
Omaha daily bee., 1902-02-07

PAwNEE CITY. Neb., Feb. ~s.-(speciai
Telegram)-walter Pentz. aged IS years.
was tried here today aud sentenced TO a
term in the reform school on the charge Of
incorrigibility.
Omaha daily bee., 1902-02-07

CENTRAL CITY. Neb.. Feb. ~s.-(speciai)
Mr.. and Mrs. o. S. woIeott celebrated
their golden wedding anniversary at the
Omaha daily bee., 1902-02-07
Dates for Auburn Chautauaua.

AUBURN. Neb.. Feb. a-(special)-
Manager Dundas announces August 1s to
"a as the dates for the Auburn ChAutAuqua
for 1907.