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The Jasper news., 1902-07-03

aud pressl They are fortresses Of power
In these days Of treachery and dsbau-
shery In high places! Alike and tog Their
they Lift up pen and voice against 10
fidelity to flag and Bible! They stimu
late healthy patriotism 3j5 days in thu
year; they hold the people 10 solid
phal anx for righteousness aud tru,f;
they dethrone law-brrskrrs, plunderers
and murdersrs. Together they upify
the race around the cross aud about tbs
Il rs and stripes! Peoples Of all tongues
have our welcome 10 AmaricA, but they
must come to obey our laws, and respect
out institutions, and honor our con
s'i.uiiop, or 10 back from whence they
came. There is no place for Law lessncss
40 r'hy, and iufdelity on our shores.
This Is Christian nation, and tho.e
who come hero must honor our leg. To
bs sure, there have come toour land
those ho hate freedom and religion;
who have never learned the first
principles Of patriotism. The refugees
from the land Of dead church have
come here. They have no Bible; they
have no Sabbath; the, have no Gcd ard
no Christ; they fear no death, no he'll.
1hcy think that man dieth ~ the brute
dieth! o, mon and women, il Is time for
. revival OF Christian patriotism; it is
time that the rank and file Of this great
nation should stand shoulder to
sh 1ulder by those principles that make
for an enduring republic. II is time
that the Christian church herself stop.
pcd building editices aud stcoplcs that
coat a million dollars each and begin to
send come OF their money to these great
civic contsrs for the salvation aud rescue
Of tens Of thousands OF Oh nrchless aud
Christloss young men and women. II 10
time for rich men, who call themselves
Christians, to cease spcndisg thousands
on yachts and automobiles aud spend
their millions upon thrso populous cities
that they may be safe places tor our
youth 10 live in.
ION the threshold of that royal day Of
our national history, let every citiHsn
who hears or reads this sermon, pledg"
fidelity anew to the faiTest flag under.
meath the sun; III ! forget thOe, o,
America, let my right hand forget its
CUNNING -~I -.-
The Jasper news., 1902-07-03
FOURTH OF JULY SERMON
CITY PASTORS "BuoLH
BLAST"
Or. Northop Makes q Plea for .
Revival Of Patriotism.

From the Kansas City Journal.
"a Bugls Blast for Revival Of Pa
triotism," way the subject Of Rev. s.
A. Northup, pastor Of tho First Baptist
church last Sunday night. His teri
was Ps. 1875: "If forget thee, o Je-
risl lem, let my right hand forget her
cunning; IL forget shee, let my tongue
clesve to the roof Of my mouth" He
said in part:
THE jew, from earliest histoty TO the
present hour, has ever been q patriot.
Wherever you tind him he is always 10y
al to his H>g. To David, Who penned
this text, Israel his empire, and Jorusa-
lem his capital, were tho apple of bis
eye. Longingly and loyalty his thoughts
ev = turned toward the religious aud po-
lii ,al metropolis Of his native land. Re-
ligion and patriotism we're ope aud the
same thing 10 him and his rnce. This
loyal sentiment he's flowed out Of the
Hebrew common wealth till it has touch
cd every shore underneath the sun. No
country ever vent 10 pieces on the rick
Of fidelity 70 its standard! When the
seven billed city tumbled 70 i've fall che
was rich in terfitority and magnificent
in resources. The nations Of tho earth
poured their treasures into her lap. The
,Ais pir. Of selnsbues' at Lass sucked
the life blood out ofthe Roman empire.
ais there not demand for renewed
patriotism lsst We forget, lest We forget!
IL there not danger shat We strike the
rock Of ignobls greed and commercial
intemperAncei Can our patriotism be
bought Has il not been ssld more
than oncsi BY the Incompatible
wealth OF our national heritage, by tho
traditions Of all our past, aud the sub.
Limo hopes Of our future; by the precious
blood Of sAcrificisl lives which today
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FROM GOLDEN CITY sTANPolNl'
How Their Ball Clubs Victory APP
peared To Them.

Tho Golden City Free Press has tne
,oI,ov;ng TO say concerning the pan
game tlayed between the clubs OF Una,
citv and Jasper last week Nlne %
Co,den City's base ball 'hends
;ourneyed down to Jasper ihl'os
- an overcrowded farm wagon, deieateu
the mighty Jasperites on ther WV
diamond and journeyed fifteen miles
h.cl arriving about 8 o'clock, worn OUT
hut iubilant. When the Jasper rams
Gathered at the grounds and viewed 'he
Golden City aggregation ana 'he,i
proudly viewed the Jasper team s''l
wart fellows with neat uuiJormS' .i''
exclaimed 30, how easy" But also-
Josper City took the field ana th'
Golden City boys proceeded to do thing
y IN DR.. Knots twisters in a manno
.hot caused the faces of the Jasner ian
d ~ slopeate to marked degree W. "
IL Iovrance was the first man up anu
II proceeded to poke out two Dagger "'
IS ho,ore the inning came to close eve
l. one Of tho home team had sluggeu "
e. leather sphere, scoring four times %
" per, in her half of this inning man1 ~
OIL TO scoro, once, although she made II
errors. the m ghty Hedgecockt sta'K'
nu out five men, -
ose The Jasper grounds were very po
est The diamoAd was skinned but was "
rough Left field consisted chiefly
ING .;lro,d tracks and boz cars, center u
Of Of roads and bitches and right ne''
8 in ~ IDS an tai eds.
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COLUMN
Conducted By the W. Q, T, U,
The Power And Meaning OF q
Bottle.

The daily press Of the country Is SUI
civ becoming valuable ally IN tempo.
ance reform Editotial references 10
the drink traffic are of frequent oooui
rooce The following from the ChicSgo
Ameaican may be taken as iair saiiip'e'
uow should whisky drink"r tax 10
his sopY II he talked as he leei7 no
would hold up the fat, brown oo''''
and say: NOR
INV boy, you know that am poor
1,d have nothing TO leave to you OF
The difference between myself ana
no snccessful men who have passed me
is this: r,. NTH this
- ~ NV hand or in my pocket
They have not" oa
man comes into the world prepared
.odo hisshare Of the worlds work we,
an "a his brain and his physical
strenyth may decide. OF all his qualities
the most important practically Is BAL
,vcv The whisky in the bottle uo
,t,oys the balance, both mental ana ph'
s;ooi II substitutes dreaming ana 100
;sh self-confidence for real efort'
Il presents all of life problems an
.,,,;as in a false light. II makes tho
th;ngs seen unimportant which are mo
important o,
I, aulls the conscience, when a'o'
oon make men do their duty in sp'Ve
temptation and struggle on 10 so'''''
spite OF exhaustion
Keep away from this bottle ana n !,
avav from those who praise IT, NE
wDe IT TO HIS FELLOW MAN II
-n,,uvA. AND HE WHO HANDs 1T It
woRsr CRIMINAL AND AvrLLAIN'
SIT as impossible but that one'
i'll come. but woe unto him thro
whom they come. Luke xviii l. :,
Teach your children that drunSen
horrible disease, as bad as iepl
T,each them that it can be avoiuen'
the disease is contracted IN y
through carel"ssuess, ana 'ha'
snread by those who encourage arm
IN others Tell them that tine aVo'
Of wbiskey is not merely . queS''
.,or.l. or obedience to parents,
an.stion involving mental and ph'
ssIvatiop, success in life, happlne'
the respect Of others
The Jasper news., 1902-07-03

When YOU awake in the morning feel
IN, like the end Of a misspent life your
n,on,b full Of fir and your soul full OF re,
grets take Rocky Mountain Tea Great
medicine. E. Lauderbaugh.
The Jasper news., 1902-07-03

Don't be persuaded into taking some
thing said to be ''iust as good" as Madl-
son Medicine Co.'S. Rocky Mountain lea
There is nothing likeit. 80 cts.' no more
no loss. Ell. Lauderbaugh Drug co.
The Jasper news., 1902-07-03

WurrE's CREAM VERMIFUGE not oniy
efectually expels worms, butts unequa'
lod as 4 tonic, and is a certain and perm
nnent cure for chills and Fever IN emu
ron Price % cts at f. l. Lauderbaugh,
The Jasper news., 1902-07-03

FOR SALE encyclopedia, (ot 10 vol
almost new will sell at great Bargain
call mt News Office.
The Jasper news., 1902-07-03

Round out the hollow places; smooth
ont lines that creep about ones face
a.oos roses back to faded cheeks. That's
what Rocky Mountain Tea does % Gus
IatEI. Lauderbaugh's.
The Jasper news., 1902-07-03

FOR SALE. second hand typewr.sel
IN GOOD condition will sell cheap cSsA
at News office.
The Jasper news., 1902-07-03
Cream Separators.

We make and sell good Cream Sepa-
raIo's' VIM Baynes.
The Jasper news., 1902-07-03
Jasper Lumber CO

is deck again for the coming Spring Trade withevcrv
thing in their line up-todate. When in want Of any
building Material, give call and will SHOW you.
D. W. scHooLCRAFT, Prop. d. WILLIS sCHooLCRAPr Clerk
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sugar in him to make him sweet Zen
sou say Here's TO you an drink him
yourself. Ise Get not foolishness ~
g (. g
Edward NJ. Greenway, clubnan, sue
cessful business man and all-round
good fellow, told this:
I attended a dinner in New York
one time at which the late Robert G.
fngersOii was a guest The mem beers
poked good deal OF fun at the noted
atheist and he took Ii good naturedly.
During the serving of one of the
courses waiter. hurrying about the
table. offered a large dish TO Ingersoll.
but omitted TO pass him what should
have been given him in advance IN
Sersoll smiled amiably anI said: I've
seen that sign. Teeth without plates. -
thousand times. but l have only just
now learned what il MEANS
81 g.
Wallace Irwin. the brilliant young
teller of funny stories in verse. says
that this is the funniest prose story
he knows:
"A man was bein Ashaved by a darby
barber. The razor slipped and took a
big piece out of the victims ear The
man clapped his hand to his face and
hoWled: 'Ye gods. boy, see what you've
done" The barber examined the ear
and the severed section and said in his
calmest manner: OATS all right boss
faint enough to affect de hearin'' -
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CLOWN LIFE NOT ALL FUN.
How the Press Agent Induced the
Reporter to Try It On
y. c. III. in Chicago Americ

ID - ID IN chicago Americana
Want to be a clown?
Don't, please don't, unless the condi-
ton of your exchequer forces you to
join a circus for living. Get some
other position, no matter what-it will
be easier. that's sure.
A round, chubby-faced. smiling.
bowling, plausible press agent per
suaded me that I could have the time
of my life by being d clown for just
one afternoon. Ride the bucking ele-
plant, play tag with the lions. do any
thing. but keep away from the clowns
And this is the reason:
Down into the depths of the Coliseum
was led by the press agent one aft
ernoon recently. Into the dressing
room. where some hundred men were
doffing their clothing and preparing
for the spangles and satins and vel
vets, / marched.
Gentlemen. this is the young man
who will play clown this afternoon"
the ex-scribe said. He meant civtim.
know it. for a long, satisfied All
swept through that crowd of men,
and they seemed to gloat in the fact
that they had a victim among them
Up to George Hartzel, the head
clown, / was led.
.'Of with that high collar. old man,
and don your war paint" Mr.. HartzeH
commanded.
| wanted TO back out. I told them so.
I explained I had wife and that I
had promised to be home for a o'clock
dinner.
20, that's all right; we will get you
home. We have been waiting for you
for three days,'s sang those clowns in
one voice.
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answer to the question, but / do not
follow the Jewish religion. am
single man. That is also part of my
philosophy. Those who say they mar
ny because they conceive 1t TO be a
duty and bring children into the world
for the same reason are hypocrites.
That is enough on that subject 1 was
born seventy-three years ago in Ger
many, and for the first seven, years
grew as any other child For the next
seven years I was sent to school and
learned to sing hymns about God and
the emperor. Then | came 20 America,
lived for few years in Illinois, and
came her, where | have lived ever
since / have made a lot of money.
Everything / did seemed 10 make me
more money. Now l would not step
across the street for 100000 unless
il was to give il AT once to the poor.
want no more of it. room and 50
week are all that I want personally
do not believe there is a man living
who will cay that every cent 1 have
ever made was not made fairly and
with every consideration for others"
Mr.. Simmer is now, as he says, 70
years of age, but he looks fully as
young as the photograph Indicates. He
is a small man. perhaps FIVE feet seven
inches, and weighs 100 pounds. He is
changes the style. He cares little for
dress, and wears s12 suit, with old
style boots. Besides his work" his
hobby is old people and old friends.
Among the later he numbers Turk"
as rascaIly an OLD horse. grown fat and
sleek on the best the land affords, as
one viii meet in a days journey. He
had a little crop-eared dog, whose
death a year ago is still the signal for
solemn face on the part of the mas
ter.
Mr.. Simmer has many plans for the
future. He has just begun to give
money away. he says. Some of his
plans concern Chicago; he will not dis
cuss them except in a general way.
But wherever he goes. and whatever
he does. it will be taken for granted
that some conditions will be main
tanned.
Il do not make hard and fast condi-
lions with the sisters" he says, be
cause they devote their lives to their
work. perform the labor of the insti-
buttons with their own hands. and can
make an institution pay where salary
drawing people would fail. They are
honest and earnest. and if their re-
ligion is narrow, according to my way
of thinking, they are earnest in il and
believe in it..
Il do not make hard rules with Jew
ish institutions, because l have found
that, as a people, they are charitable
and broad minded IN their charity, and
they take pride in maintaining high
standard for their charges. l looked
very carefully into that before l aided
the old peoples homes in Chicago, and
l can trust them But the Protestants
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are mostly hypocrites. They are the
ones who have hired lawyers to cheat
me out of some of my conditions, and
they have some selfish purpose in view,
when they work for charitable insti-
tuition, and many of them use their re-
ligions as part OF their stock in trade.
make close bargains with them.
4 viii not have women in the direc-
tories of the Institutions / help TO
start-I do not care for few, but l
will not have them given any part of
the management of the affairs. They
are sympathetic and emotional, but
they cannot do anything without get
ting up factions and quarrels, and they
put their personal friends in fat posi-
tons if they can And last of all. l
viii not give anything TO institutions
that can get along without me / pre-
fer to start something myself-some-
thing that would not be started with
out me. | can find enough TO do even
with all these conditions, so my bust
ness will not suffer for want of patron
age
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did get off my clothing. and stood
forth like some 100 other men, ready
for my show clothes
Just slip this dream of yellow and
black ruff1es on" said Mr. Hartzeli-
'-and then I'll doctor your face so your
own mother won't know you
Everyone was laughing. Men and
boys were limbering up. making ready
FOR the first grand blare of trumpets.
We have some ten minutes to make
up, announced Mr.. HartzeH, as he
rubbed his hands with oxide of zinc
and powder I stuck forth my face.
and the background was spread over
my eyes, ears and mouth.
Then a little stick and red and
black paste or paint added to nv dec
orations. A red wig. a little red cock
hat and I stood forth a clown in ap-
| pearance.
know looked like a clown. be-
cause had a one-by-two looking glass
at my disposal.
But. o. 1 didn't feel like a clown
should. hated TO think Of that clown
upstairs. / was sure / would see some
one knew I said could write the
story all right now; I had enough
facts, if l could please go.
But no. That soft-voiced press agent
was still at hand and he kept talking.
l gave in.
Upstairs I followed Hartzeu. ''I viii
explain thingseas We go along" he
told me- All you have to do is TO do
what 1 say and it will be all right
was led hack TO the dressing rooms
in and around scores of nervous, spirit
ed horses.
Here. you can drive one Of the
carts" Hartzell said. I mounted and
followed another clown back of a
crowd of women on broad-backed
chargers.
A blare of the horns and we were
off.
Hartzen said: at is a bit off this
afternoon-the crowd. Not many folks
here for US" Foolish man. There
were more than $4,000 persons present,
and everyone was looking at me
l think / should know. / was there.
Around the ring we went
90, mamma, look at that fuHny-look-
ing clown with the red wig" shouted
some mothers darling.
o, il I could only have reached over
and caught that little one, or some
big man. or two score of men. by the
neck II would have done me good.
Half way around. My face was
burning and l was, cursing the press
agent. All the way around and out I
was free. 1 was going down and clean
UP.
No. The press agent was at my side
Just try it again" he said. and
gave in.
Into a baby carriage I was assisted
/ received my instructions and back
again, before that crowd which had
doubled in numbers. I was pushed.
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Now cry. cry for all YOU are
worth" whispered HartzelI.
Then I swore. So would YOU. Auy
man would have done the same thing.
Cry yourself" I shouted. And some
one in a box laughed
But ! cried. All my backbone was
gone Some clown showed a big hunk
OF wood in my mouth. which he told
the audience was my "teething stick"
And then 1 shut up. Then came 2
nipple and a gallon bottle Of chalk
water.
Let on you are taking it." I was
told l did and the crowd laughed.
Curse the crowd got through with
that act and someone put a false nose
over my face I was told to lie down
and pretend I was asleep. How
longed for the real article
Suddenly there was a splutter aud 4
fizz and To- my nose was shooting forth
fireworks
1 got Up.
No one told me to do this. I started
10 run Bing! I was hit in the face
with a shower OF water from a squirt
gun 7 turned and ran the other way.
Bing again Water on this side. water
on every side l gaSped for air
struck forth my fists and struck right
and left. I was mad The crowd
thought 1 was just acting. But I was
mad
I had time to let Up little prayer
for press agent and then I stormed
through that crowd of clowns. Down
the track ! ran as never ran before
and the thirty five devils after me.
some with slag-sticks WalIOping me.
They were having fun: so was the
crowd But I was looking for revenge.
Past the curtains 1 dashed, wet, ex-
cited and out of breath.
There was the press agent
You did bully, old man; fine; best
yet Only wish you could join US for
sure" That is what he said.
1t is against the law to kill.
The law is wrong sometimes II
should read, XIII any and all press
agents"
I spurned him-the press agent-and
went to the dressing room
I had my cursed colOrs of and was
looking for my clothing.
20, don't 60" pleaded those clowns
stay and play some more Why. it's
lots of fun-for US"
Then I made Il short speech. I told
them each man to his calling; mine
was not playing clown for a living.
anyhow
Out of the grease paint the clowns
are good fellows But in their war
paint they are a band Of bloodtfS<sty
Sioux turned loose
Now, do you want TO be a clown?
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After Canp-meeting.
rs BT'er Williams eddic4teu2'
81 dunno. But he's wearin' two pair CT
gold spectscIes, en- IOOkiR' six ways fer
Sunday.
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time so they came most oppor-
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to
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George H. BTOadhuTst. the wen
known dramatic author. who is in this
city watching the production of his
new play a the California theatre has
been telling stories ever since he could
talk. He thinks. however. that the best
one he knows is the FTenchman's de-
scription of an American cocktail He
tells it this Way:
''Zs American kocktail-yes? II is ze
funny thing. You put whisky in him
to make him strong; you put water in
him To make him weak You put lemon
in him to make him sour, and you put
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superior Judge Lawlor knows good
many stories and knows how TO tell
''.n well, but he was unwilling to go
ON record as Pr0HounciHg any one Of
Them the best he ever heard
TT tell YOU the latest. though" he
o. IT happened night before last up
IH my court I wanted to get through
WIN felony case that was on trial
and So notified the attorneys IN the
ease, saying that ! was prepa red to sit
up all night If necessary. At that mo-
iN'nt stout gentleman arose hastily
IN the jury box and said. 'Chudge. can
! speak with YOU Yes 7 said, and
'.i"re J understood his purpose he had
,.tmbered out OF the box. hurried up to
we bench and put one hand around my
neck ChudSe, ne breathed into my
t.F. please don't make this case last
sI.-r 0 o'clock. 7 got q ping pong
tournament ub al my house Yes2'
{. (.
Actor James O'NeiI. smearing his
lace with yellow grease paint in the
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1902-08-24

Actor James O'Neu. smearing his
lace with yellow grease paint in the