Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-08-02

seeem in want for more.-JudSe.
Composition Josh Wayback, tibet
ye printed the obituary of las week, heZ
turned up, an swears he amt dead.
Country Editor-Pshaw, He's such an
internal liar nobuddy'l believe him.
Philadelphia Record,
Miss Kay lin tram car-It's really
very kind of you. Mr.. Crabbe to give
me your seat. Mr. Crabbe-Not at all
We men are getting tired of being ac-
cuSed of never giving mp our seats eI-
cept to pretty girls.-Tit- Bits.
Women are hard to understand"
Think so| Yes; | told her she car
rieG her age well, and she was offended. :"
her she didn't carry it well, and She
wouldn't speak. "-Philadelph Record.
q understand" said the physician.
SarcaStically, that you believe in throw
ing ,physic to the dogs
Not at all. replied the Christian Sci
enlist; I'D he afraid the $. +. G. A.
would be after me. '-Philadelphia Rec
ord.
''He must be put ont of the way"
said the feudal king. But, your majes-
ty." protested the Lord High Execu-
toner, he is your first cousin" Il
know; but ! prefer to have him my
cousin once removed Philadelphia
Record
Aunt Chloe-NIa Iii Rastus went ishn'
toe-day. an All doan know whut toe do.
Aunt Dinah-Wha'l de matter, honey
Aunt Chluc-Wal, dc Scriptures say
spare de rod an Spite de chile an All
doan know which rod dey mcan.-Brook
Ign Life
Not Up To Standard.-Rev. Goodman
i was surprised to see YOU playing
golf last Sunday. should think you
would try to do better. Hardkase-O!
| usually do much better | was in
wretehed form last Sunday.
phia Press.
Jerry" said Flaherty. "why is it yere
glttin so proud since we're Citing bit
OF money ahead|
ME by, It's loike that wild all tn rich. !"
said Jerry. TiS a measure of protic-
tion aEin me poor relations. INDIAN
apo!is News.
The Desperado's Doom.-"And how
were YOU finally captured?" Il was
completely wore out. answered the
western uehPtfduu. bF IdtlSue ana
hungerf' no. Givin newspaper inter
views an havin my picture took. -
Washington Star.
Among the "reminiscences Of the class
OF OF at Yale is the story of a stout and
healthy-lO0king member, who was told
by his tutor that he was better fed
than taught"
You teach me- feed myself, was
the retort- Exchange.
What makes YOU So sure your com
position will Ice u hit'' asked the pub
Usher. Because answered the song
writer confidently, my musical friends
say the music is trash and my literary
friends agree that the words are tommy
rot Washington Star.
Come here. Johnny; l must teach yor
your letters. DO you see that letter
That is u and that letter with the do
over it is i.
Johnny CAPPED aud looked in the op
poSite direction. then said: Lets play
sonnet hing else. So Tt-RtS,
"What is the original idea in this move
Of yourSf' asked the publisher,
My hero and heroine hate each othc
81 heartily" said the loug-haired an,
wstful-eyed young author. that the.
marry for revenge and make each othe
miserable fer life. indianapolis News
Couldn't Help l;-~"Did YOU ever tax
an OATH" asked the Judge. "Wanc
only, y'ur honor replied the witness
Big Moike shwore at me from the to
av n Sivin-shtory buildin', an | couldn'
Fave me team { Kit AT him-so | had
take it'-Cmctnnati Commercial FIR
bune.
Byiggs-l'yc got great idea. I'm L,
ing to invent an open street car i
which all the seats are end seats GrigE
Don't you do it, II would he dea
failure. 1t is the squeezed and sweltel
ing people in the middle who make tn
end seats SO delightful Boston Tran,
crpt
prohibited.-"pear, dear" sighed Mrs
Nuliwed. al suppose III have to tax
this receiptcd billl down to the milliner
myself" You can mail it, can't you
asked her husband. No, indeed "
seen those large signs stuck up all ovt
the city which read: Post no bills -
Baltimore Herald.
ITS terribly warm" said the perso
who could not suffer in silence.
Yes" answered the man who is
cood-uatured that he irrtateS. But il
great comfort 10 think that you ~
not in danger OF being arrested for "a
getting 10 clean the snow off your sid
walk Washington Star,
Indeed. I've done an that | can
To pacitv the datto man
And leave him 4 Mahometau.
Alas, my way is Strewn with brjars3
Va more distressed Ger sat man;
IN try II 10 stand pat l can
With Leo and the Vatican
Here's from the fry pan 20 the friars'
indianapolis News.
Not on the Bill of Fare-He ha
taken his country uncle into one If IL