The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1902-12-18
The: .Non.pI.,;areil Man
Casually Abserved

Roswell Field says that Mr.. BaeI',. the
coal president, has. proffered an invitation
to- thef poor of his parish to come over to
his house ron Christmas day and, warm
themselves by. ,looking at his coal bin.y 1t
they accent they are likely to have a quar-
ter deducted from their wages because of
the entertainment provided. - -. -.
=. The outside press seems TO. have an idea
that the, supreme court of Minnesota has
decided, that it is all right for "a: man to
beat~his wife. In many cases. it might
be lawful, as St., Paul says, but not ex-
Iped1e41t go: -+"7..7' - ~ 'e5;1 +: =
>. Me-. Fill says that to-day :"the young
man is: king. That is true, but on the
Great Northern there is a feeling that the
old man is ace. -
Miss Roosevelt has seen her room at the
White House and denounced it as a might
mare in yellow and blue" There is one
good. thing aboutra yellow and blue room
It scares the flies out, ,>~. -. -:
An actor at Denver suddenly lost his
memory because the air was so rare Many
men nave lost their memory Of financial
obligations because of the rarity. of the
coin. f:S - y.
uc lleofy ;lnal DalQEeSS is CONTAGIOUS
Will Keep good many of u.s. who pride
ourselves on our wavy ringlets, out Of the
the front. seats when the ladies caper or
the stage.
No more: attempts will. be made for. the
present to capture Bob Dunn and rur
him for governor BY force. 49, =:
Medical authorities state that the use o.
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heartbeats after man is dead. Lots Of
good that will do him.
The Kansas City, Star, speaking of the
purchase Of Dan Patch for $50, 900. saws
that 100000 a. front foot is too much t.
pay for any horse.
M: j. Tierney. a travelling man VIII,
makes Sioux Falls his Headquarters. TELL
the Press of that city about: thrillins
drama in real life which he saw recent,
on the stage at ;Woonsocket, S. D.. wher,
there was more seen than the PLAYWRIGHT
intended to put in evidence. The play wa
| OF the Bucket Of Blood variety and Mr.
Ilerney occupied a "box''' in. the bald
headed row close UP to the feetlights
Inc scene was laid in. a mountainous
country and shooting irons and bowl
knives were in Evidence from the risin.
OF the curtain to the. going down of tn
same The heroine said Mr.. Tierney
| was q married woman whose husband. ;
man OF mature years. was one of the sdec]
hands In the play, and the hero was
dashlng young fellow who played witt
great spirit: The husband. happening t
be on the stage in one of the scenes whe,
+ the hero kissed the heroine in the play. go
MAD and hit him on the. ear. The her
forgot his, lines and proceeded to hat tn
husband over the head. The fight wake,
| so hot that the audience began to hole
| Tor. a referee and several ladies left til
house, It was. getting real good, whel
someone someone with a little sense. of propriety
lowered the curtain, and moment late
! the manager, appeared before the foot
lights and announced that it would be i'm
possible to go on with the show and tina
If the audience would call at tn
ticket office its money would be returned
The audience which thus obtained
mellow drama, a prize fight and domes
/ tic tragedy for nothing filed out in grea
/ content and in high spirits. "
:" How It all came out back of the curtain
no. one could find sout:--and it is probabl
Just as well: ~ !.
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