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Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1902-09-11
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Morenci, Mich, Sept. Sth.--Mr. J. S.
Whitehead of this place has given the
following letter for publication:
Unsolicited ! wish to recommend
Dodd's Kidney Pills and to return
thanks for the great benefit have de-
rived from a few boxes of this SPLEEN
lid remedy.
81 had kidney trouble very bad, in
fact. suffered so much that for days
at time could not get out of the
chair where l had been sitting with.
out assistance.
Il cannot describe the pains I suf.
fered for they were something fearful.
about seven or eight months ago
began using Dodd's Kidney Pills and
very soon found that they were help
ing me,
Il can truthfully say that hey have
done me more good than all the other
medicines have ever taken.
Il have been greatly benefited by
them and 1t is my desire to let others
know so that If anyone is suffering as
I suffered they may know where a
cure may be found"
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1902-09-11

rience. Hundreds of dollars went to the
doctor and the druggist / was simply
a walking medicine chest and phys
ical wreck. My sister residing in Ohio
wrote me that she had been cured OF
womb trouble by using Lydia Il.
Pinkham's Vegetable Conn
pound, and advised me to try 1T.
then discontinued all other med icines
and gave your Vegetable Compound a
thorough trial. Within four weeks
nearly all pain had left me; rarely
had headaches, and my nerves were in
o much better condition, and l was
cured in three months, and this avoided
a terrible surgical operation. " Mrs.
EcKIs STEVENSON, $50 So. State St.,
Salt Lake City, Utah.-s5ooo forfeit "
sbovs testimonial Is not genuine
Remember every woman is
cordially invited to write to Mrs.
Pinkham If there is anything
about her symptoms she does not
understand. Mrs. Pinkham's
address is Lynn, Mass.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1902-09-11

Cows are scarce in Labrador, be
cause it is difficult to keep them in the
extremely cold weather. The natives
procure their milk for the winter and
then kill their cows. The milk is
kept in barrels, where it freezes and
never turns sour throughout the entire
season. When one wishes to use any
milk, he has simply to go to the barrel
and cut out slice.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1902-09-11

A genius in Hamburg has invented
life-saving apparatus of the size and
shape of an ordinary pocket book and
weighing only one and one-third
ounces. The action of the water on
the contents explodes small cart.
ridge which generates gas sufficient
to enable the apparatus to sustain on
the surface of the water a weight
of two hundred pounds.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1902-09-11

A Frenchman was engaged in trans
lating an American novel, and came
to description of man "hitching his
horse to a locust" This staggered
the translator. as he had never heard
of the locust tree; but he was equal
to the emergency and in explanation
stated that "sauterelles" or grass
hoppers grew to an immense size in
the United States.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1902-09-11

Sandwich bread is novelty in the
bakers art. 1t is steamed instead Of
baked, and is without crust.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1902-09-11

Married men, as rule, live seven
years longer than bachelors, and wives
five years longer than maids.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1902-09-11
THE SURGEONS KNIFE
Mrs. Eckis Stevenson of Salt
Lake City Tells How Opera
tiOns For Ovarian Troubles
May Be Avoided.

"DEAR Mrs. PINKHAM suffered
with inflammation of the ovaries and
womb for over six years, enduring aches
and pains which none can dream of but
those who have had the same expe-
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1902-09-11

A little life may be sacrificed to sudden
attack of Group if you don't have DR..
Thomas Electric Oil on hand for the
emergency
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1902-09-11

Many persons look on the wrong
side of life to see the funny side.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1902-09-11

II we knew when to be happy there
would not be so much misery.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1902-09-11

Bad blood and indigestion are deadly
enemies to good health. Burdock Blood
Bitters destroys them.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1902-09-11

Mrs. winsiow's Soothing Syrup.
For children teething, softens the gums reduces In
nammati0n, allays pain, wind collie CSC bottle.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1902-09-11

Ever remark the fool things appar
emily sensible people will do?
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1902-09-11

Salome was common among the He
brews, and means the Perfect One.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1902-09-11

It is a relief for a woman to cry
when angry, and the same for a man
to swear.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1902-09-11

Some policemen are tender.hearted
Occasionally one gives ragged
tramp a rap.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1902-09-11
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Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1902-09-11
FIFTY THOUSAND PEOPLE

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DAILY AND SUNDAY PAPER, $3.50 4
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One cannot succeed without merit
yet all who have merit do not sue
coed.
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personally interviewed at their homes
say Doan's Kidney Pills cured them.
Thousands took advantage Of this
following free offer directly it was
made. Friends heard of their cure ;
thus came the great fame of Doan's.
They realized what they promised.
BY their direct action on kidney
structure, backache, back, hip, and
loin pain is removed. The condi,
tons causing sleeplessness, heart pal
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1902-06-20

Ian Maclaren I'm The Christian En-
deavor World paid the following beau
tiful tribute TO mothers:
"The person to whom you owe more
than you can ever pay or even imagine
is your mother. She endured more for
you, served you more patiently. loved
you more fondly. thought of you more
bravely. than any other person you
have known on earth or will ever know
save your wife or your husband, II In.
deed they can always be excepted. II
your mother be spared 20 you, then are
you bound TO make her first charge
on your life, as you desire peaceful
conscience and as you shall answer be.
fore the judgment seat Of God. She
must be encompassed with every OBJ
servance Of comfort and honor and
gentleness and love, with sacrifices
also, II so be IL will please her, Of
tastes and occupations and time and
even friendship, and after you have
done all that you can think OF and any
one can suggest you will still remain q
hopeless bankrupt for the love where
with she loved YOU"
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1902-06-20
COrriSan,
The APOTHECARY.
OLNRYVILLE SQUARE.
nuyinr of Wives

Wives are still obtained by purchase
in parts OF Russian Europe. In the
district of Kamyschln, on the Volga,
for example, this Is practically the only
way In which marriages are brought
about. The price Of pretty girl from
n well 20 do family ranges from tlO
10 zoo, and In special cases much
higher sum Is obtained. In the villages
the lowest price Is about 60. 1t Is Gus
tomary for the fathers of the intending
bride and bridegroom to hngglc for
long time over the price to be paid for
the lady. A young farmer whose IA
thcr cannot afford to pay for Il wife for
him need not think Of getting married.
London Chronicle.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1902-06-20
DOWN the
TOBOGGAN
SLIDE @ a
BY Charles WiIstead
BY Charles Wilstead
Copyright, 1909, Nv the
8. s. McClmrc COmpdnu

Father will have a cold drive from
town tonight against that awful wind"
remarked Mrs. Muir as she drew her
chair up 10 the old fashioned fireplace
between her son and daughter. Hope
he won't conc by the new road. The
bridge over the ravine isn't just in
proper shape yet"
Listen! There are sleisn bells" in
terruptcd Geo9e.
ITS not father" volunteered Mary.
"IIe took the old harness with the
string bells"
mo" said George winking at his
mother; those bells belong to Fred
Watson, and you know it. Who is
leading IN the race now, sis-Ed Simp.
son or Fred"
Mother, make him behave" plead
ed the girl.
ooh, George, don't be such teasel
Open the door and help Fred put the
horse up"
"Wel, am betting two to one on
Simpson, Mary. He is poor starter,
but he'll finish strong" laughed the
young man as he reached for his hat
If Mary heard, she made no reply.
In moment he returned. ISIS" he
shouted, FIRED has the colt hitched up
to his new cutter, and he wants to
know If you will go over to Thomp-
sons"
Not as far as Thompsons," answer
ed Mrs. Muir. 1T Is too windy and
cold, but If Fred has plenty OF wraps
you may drive down toward the vii.
lage and come home with father"
The young people were soon speeding
along the road. Near the ravine they
came upon Ed Simpson. dragging a to-
boggan. Ed was passionately fond of
the sport and generally went to the
hills on the nights when Fred Watson
was at the Muir home. Mary had
great fear OF tobogganing and would
not share his pleasure.
Fred Watson and Ed Simpson, ac-
cording TO village gossip, were both
courtinE Mary. Mr. Muir was said TO
look with favor upon Fred. Simpson,
on the surface, was more the friend of
George than the lover OF Mary. He
mad come up TO Maysville from the city
two years before TO start small com.
mission store and was well liked by
the farmers OF the community. Fred
was the son OF rich Farmer Watson
and did little else than drive n good
horse.
Timid little Mary, II she had any
preference, hid Il successfully. And
both mep had vowed to have n definite
answer soon.
Going TO the hills on blowy night
like thisf" called Mary as they passed
Simpson.
"Nes," came the good natured reply.
at takes worse weather than this TO
spoil sport for me-"
The cutter sped on. and Ed plodded
checrily along the road, deep in
thought.
Suddenly the jingle of bells ahead
stopped. Looking up, Ed saw that
some one was struggling TO jump out
OF the cutter. IL was girls figure. In
stinctivoly Simpson rushed forward,
dragging the toboggan behind him. As
he came nearer nc heard her gasp:
"Plcase-go. Drive like mad by the
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1902-06-20
Getting Tn Line.

"The station at savannah" said a
traveller through the south. as sur.
rounded In all directions with lot Of
saloons and cheap restaurants In
great Illuminated letters over one OF
these saloons was the sign:
"'open All Night
"Next 90 IL was n restaurant bearing
with equal prominence the legend, we
Never Close.
Third I'm order was a Chinese laun.
dry I'm n little tumbledown hovel, and
upon the front Of this building was the
sign In great, scrawling letters. Me
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1902-06-20

According 10 the government figures,
the indications Of an abundant winter
wheat harvest are not as favorable as
could be wished. The report shows
that the condition on May l was 1914,
or 2.3 points below that OF April ! and
III points lower than at the corre-
spending time last year. 1t Is the low
est I'm twenty years with one exception
1893. II indicates a crop OF 34l, ,O00,-
600 bushels, or 100000 bushels less
than was indicated month ago and
100000 bushels less than the crop
two years ago.
II Is calculated that 1865, 900 acres,
or over 10 per cent Of the area seeded
last fall, has been abandoned on ac-
count OF drought and winter killing.
Notwithstanding this sweeping reduc-
ton Of the original acreage the terri
tory under cultivation is still very
much larger than II has ever been be-
fore with the single exception OF last
year.
There Is still a fair chance for n
normal crop, therefore, provided the
weather during the next six weeks be-
fore harvest begins, continues favora-
BILE. Indeed, If no further deteriora-
tion takes place the final yield as com
puted from the May statistics Of condi-
ton and acreage will have only been
exceeded by the winter wheat crops OF
1901, 1898, 1892 and 1891.
The prospects for the crop holding
its own during the remaining interval
of cultivation are regarded as excel
lent. The rains which have fallen dur
ing the last fortnight over the wheat
belt have provided much nccGcd mois-
ture and have raised the condition, ac.
cording 10 all the authorities. consid-
crably above the point indicated on
May /; so, after all. the outlook may
not be as bad as the figures Of the de-
partmcnt Of agriculture would at first
glance appear TO make II.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1902-06-20
INDIGESTION
Its Injurious Effects as Shown
I'm Everyday Life. a

Nothing in this world will 50 quickly
unfit man or woman for business or
social duties as Indigestion. Point out
10 us human being suffering from this
disease and we will show you a person 10
whom happiness is unknown, and one
who believes the whole world Is against
him.
Nervous, irritable, melancholy and suf-
fering pain, such people soon make their
own lives and the lives Of their friends
unbearable; more unhappiness, business
failures, divorces and suicides being
traceable TO indigestion than 70 all other
diseases combined.
whyr
Because the health, life and strength
Of every organ in the human body come
through the digestive organs. These
once diseased, some part OF the body
must suffer. II it be that part Of the
stomach and bowels which supplies
nourishment 90 the nerves, the nerves
must suffer, and 80 on the larger the
surface diseased, the more organs affected.
To decompose food with digesti We fer
ments is an injury rather than help, for
while IL may ease the painful attempts
of these organs 20 digest food, decompo-
klIlDU ldhtH away hii Iphi ioiiAiA'ltbi "i'N
thus weakens the whole body. To usc
nerve tonics is just as foolish, for the
diseased parts cannot carry these tonics
10 the nerves any more than they can
the nourishment from food.
To sum up the whole matter, there II
but one way by which indigestion can be
permanently cured and this is by healing
the diseased digestive organs Themselves.
Among all the cures and Treatments
sold there is but one which has for It's
sole object the healing Of the diseased
organs. This is Mro.NA, the active prln-
ciple Of the Taro plant, which, used as a
vegetable daily by the natives OF Hawaii,
has prevented dyspepsia from becoming
known in that country.
MI-o.YA heals the diseased digestive
organs themselves. IL works quickly
and effectively, the most confirmed dys
peptic, being able 10 eat anything fit Ion
human food within weeks time after
taking the first tablet. Not only this
but lac can feel health and strength re-
turning TO the starved nerves, weak
muscles and debilitated body.
MI-o-NA Is sold by
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1902-06-20
ooIcctcd 60 "stuu. 3"

The pride of James Gordon Bennett,
the elder. I'm the great newspaper he
had built up was provcrbial, and he
had n particular aversion 10 anything
that savorcd OF disrespcct on the part
OF his employees when speaking of its
contents.
one OF his editorial writer's ventured
TO compliment him one morning on the
general character Of that days issue.
There was lot OF good stun In the
paper this morning. Mr.. Bennett" he
said.
"Stufr?' exclaimed the editor. "StufI
What do you mcnnY
II mean the-the matter on the edi-
torial page" replied the other, some
what taken aback.
"Thcn say so," rcjoincd his chief,
with frosty CLEAN In his eye. "lf you
value your job. young man, never call
anything that goes into the New York
Herald 'stunr again as long as you
liver
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1902-06-20

Now that Alfonso KILL, at the be-
ginning of his seventeenth year. has
sworn to maintain the constitution OF
Spain, he Is entitled TO exercise the full
prerogatlvcs of Spanish sovereign,
thus terminating the regency of his
mother, which has continued since
1885. King Alfonso is not the first ruler
of Spain TO he intrusted with the rcins
OF government at so early an age. King
Ferdinand ". was proclaimed of age
at fourteen years old, while King Al
fonso VIII. attained his majority at the
age of eleven. King James IL. was de-
clarcd of age when only seven and rul-
ed without n regent; at any rate, 1t
was pretended that he ruled.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1902-06-20

Some dentists work too cheap. They don't
charge enough To pny for reliable materials,
skillful workmanship, or time uilicient to
10 work carefully. They hurry. Hurried
dentistry Is always bad and often danger.
Gus.
Careful, durable dental work costs only a
little moro nt this establishment than bad,
hurried work costs I'm places said To he
cheap. We do good work cheaper than
others because association effects saving
In rent and general expenses. We do work
better than others because we have special
lists for each branch.
We have been here over eleven years. In.
quire about us. Financial reference, Indus
trial Trust Company
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1902-06-20
Taken Somewhat Too Seriously.


II will be interesting TO note the re-
suits Of the efforts Of the governing
board OF the Ancient order OF Tliber-
mans 10 suppress the caricaturing OF
the Irish race on the stage and in the
illustrated papers. But, really, why
should an effort he made to suppress
1t? Except in rare instances In the
pictorial sheets and practically never
on the Thcsplan boards Is there any
malice I'm the grotcsque representation
OF the Irish character and nothing In
the nature of prejudice and antipathy
toward the race as whole. Indeed,
most OF the carlcaturlng Of the Irish on
the stage is done by Irishmen them
selves, or at least by Irish-Amerlcans,
who would be the last persons In the
world to hold their race up to derision
and contempt.
"Thcre are others" besides the jolly
and rollicklng son Of Erin. There are
the Dutchman with his wooden shoes.
the volatile Frenchman, the snobbish
Engishman with his eyeglass, the
drawing "down east" Yankee, the
namboyant wild wcstcrner and the
Hebrew I'm varied grotesque character
izations, but no one who secs and
laughs at them on the stage thinks any
the less of the nation, race or cOndi-
tlon which they are supposed to rep
resent. If we laugh more heartily at
the antics OF the fantastic Irishman on
the stage, It is largely because I'm his
normal character there is more Of
mirth and humor than I'm the others,
The governing board Of the Ancient
Order Of Hibernians takes either itself
or the Irish comedian, and perhaps
both, altogether too seriously.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1902-06-20
souusleI Like NJ.

"Niiss Flyppc." said the hostess. ''per.
NIT me TO present Mr.. Hogg. author 81
those clever lines on An Arctic Cour,
ship which appeared in The Gulf
Stream Magazine last month";"
II am glad TO meet you. Mr.. Hogg,
said the young woman. Pardon the
question. but is that your real namer'
Certainly" he replied. bristling up,
did you think II was my pen namer'
Chicago Tribune.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1902-06-20

BRowN UNIVERSITY has conferred
a degree upon one of the editors OF
the Providence Journal. The Uni
versity and the Journal seem trife
more intimate than they once were.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1902-06-20

JUDGING from the number OF
stones that have been thrown during
the car riots in Pawtucket and the
few people who have been hit, one
could almost imagine the women
were taking a hand in it.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1902-06-20

"a constant reader propounds
the following: "If n Rhode Island
militiaman should be wounded in
the Pawtucket riots, would he re-
ceive a pension"
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1902-06-20

TEXAS is not a particularly reli-
gious section except in times OF Sc
we're drouth, then the worthy Texans
turn to and pray for rain.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1902-06-20

THB Providence City Council
voted not to assess special tax tor
school purposes. Occasionally, the
city council does bright thing.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1902-06-20

The kidneys are your
blood purifiers. they ill
ter GU, the waste or
impurities In the blood.
II they are sick or ou,
Of order, they fail TO do
their work.
Pains, aches andrheu-
matism come from ex-
cess Of uric acid in the
blood, due to neglected
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1902-06-20

MAYOR FITZGERALD Of Paw.
tucket seems unable TO extinguish
the fire he is in a measure response
BILE for.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1902-06-20
Timely.

Mugglns -Youngpop is going to have
his baby christened Bill.
Bugglns-lIow strange.
Muggins-Oh, don't know. He
came on the first of the month.-Phila-
dclphia Record.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1902-06-20

PEACE in South Africa will give
the Beers a chance to practice the
science of agriculture and the Eng
llsh the science of Workmanship.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1902-06-20

THERE is a little satisfaction IN
the fact that almost every trade has
had Its strike this year. Unless they
repeat the process the worst is over.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1902-06-20

II Captain Richard Pearson Hob
son makes n success Of politics he
must learn to kiss babies instead Of
young ladies.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1902-06-20

MARK TWAIN has been made a
doctor Of laws by Missouri Uni
versity. Some way the title does
not seem particularly appropriate.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1902-06-20
+
mEHNS "THKE"
PRESCRIPTIONS.

We take special care no FIJI pre-
scriptions correctly ana promptly
and know that our drugs are abso-
lutely pure. We take no chances on
this latter point, and you can't afford
to take any chances in the filling OF
your prescriptions. The BEsr rmAR-
MAcIsr is the one you want to
palronize. We employ nothing but
Registered Pharmacists in preparing
prescriptions.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1902-06-20
The Cranston CITY

TBE Cranston City Times, a
paper that moulds puplic opinion in
Auburn and Arlington and other
Cranston hamlets says that St. Louis
is the worst governed city IN the
country. Surely the Times has for
gotten Pawtucket.