The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1902-06-19
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BY EUGENE FIELD.

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che Repoer What That my Child is the Meas
Interviewer Interviewing Man But where is the
Man? Man. The Man, my Child is his Mind
In tbe 6loams Mabel sitting Piano and she is singing
song The Song Says he Waiting for Her Cleaning
appears be giving herself Away He Not Waiting for her
In the Cleaning all He has just Drawn boba Flush
Wondering whether he had Better Pull
Mabel would Touch Responsive his Bosom she were to
Sing take Back the Hand which thou Gavest
lin bnst vet poor chases reformer four
blocks in ten hours blocks will go him
This depends altogether the location of the Bank
che cewa Is this Lot? No. it is Towel It has
Been serving Apprenticeship in Printing Office past Four
Years The horses are Dragging Away will Take
and Break the Towel into Pieces and Boil for Soap
he will sell the Towel for Triple If you find Tripe with
Monogram in one Corner, Know it is the Towel
che FISH, See the Fish is Trout and Breathes
through his Ears He lives the May you try you
Catch him. Any little Boy many measles ought
be Able Catch little Fish The Weighs Ounces
but he weighs four Pounds Do call him Speced
Beauty will be Shot Eat him, Head ALL
and get a little Bone in your Throat if you Can.
che Policeman Do Noise or you will Wake the Police
man! He Sttingon the Door Step asleep very
to Have Sleep of Doors Nights There is Bank
next Block If the Policeman Walked he might Find
Arrest somebody Some people Believe this
fol, but the Policemen do not Think
che Editor This is Editorial Writer. He is Writing a
Thoughtful Piece about the Dgeneracy Age talks about
Degeneracy of the Age He talks good when
Men Manly and Youthful with Chvay
By and by he Will Home and Lick Cutting up
enough Cord Wood for the kitchen Fire Morning.
Spit tobacco all his daughter new Gown
Problems you good addition put down column
of figures five figures the represent age
Clara Louise Kellogg.
Suppose bottle Of whisky were to the bottle
and carry the whisky what would the result be-?
If one gallon of coal oil will blow kitchen stove how much
Kansas City required to make feel like
Pueblo bed bug travel rods in hour when
there nothing ahead him. how many miles
travel in ten minutes to meet fat from Cheyenne?
Brass foundry Is this Brass Foundry? No. tits Travelling
Man. He carries big Trunks all the Country
Dining Girls He has Been all Over and Under
In all the Great Masters He has Secured the Alps He
can Tell Smuy Stories than Politician get
slower More Liquor than best Way
to get along with the Travelling to get along Without them
che Printer Has the Printer tobacco? He has he
Tell So He carries it in the Leg of his Boot
Chew he Sneak down the Back Alley Nobody
When he Splits tobacco Sounds like Duck diving Water
The printer Queer He Tickle person.
has Ten thousand Ems the string but they Always Dupe
If Printer Do not Be Blacksmith you get Fired
miss borten Miss Hortense working Beautiful Piece of
Embroidery It is Motto in Green asks What is
Home without Mother When Miss gets Done she will
Give it to her Beau who Tends Dry Goods cannot
see Miss Horense Mother She the Back doing
Washing By and by she will be Bringing Coal for the Paor
Stove because Miss Hortenses beau is Coming tonight
Hmisa Why this great and glorious country called
America? Principally because that is it's you
No. because it is republic and will not be bound.
n HAM Akfunna