davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1902-05-01

An Indiana youth broke into small
pox pesthouse to see his sweetheart,
and now he has the loathsome disease
They are to be pltted.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1902-05-01

The transport Crook has sailed to the
Philippines with additional troops.
This is not the first crook we nave sent
over there.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1902-05-01

Queen WilheImina is much improved,
but she will never be entirely out of
danger until Prince Henry gets driven
from home.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1902-05-01

Roosevelt will reprimand Funston
for talking too much, after which he
will take him behind the scenes and
pat him on the back.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1902-05-01

Saturday closed the third week of the
strike of the cotton mills. 1t is costing
augusta, according to The Tribune,
- To- week.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1902-05-01

The charge against General Smith is
'unbecoming conduct, while Batson,
who only Expended" five, is to be
hung for ''murder."
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1902-05-01

Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets.
All druggists refund the money if it
fails to cure. E. w. Groves signature
is on each box 25c.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1902-05-01

The beef trust begins to modify
prices as investigation draws near. Let
the government go ahead vigorously
and apply aremedy that will last.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1902-05-01
TIE Times-Recorder Is the
AMERICUs. Ca, MAY l, 1902.

In Memphis Admiral Dewey declared
70 seFeEal gentlemen that Schley was
the greatest sea fighter of his time.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1902-05-01

Oh, but won't it be chilly when the
Cuban minister to Spain arrives IN
Madrid Chicago Record Herald.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1902-05-01

For further information as to schedules,
rates, etc, to points beyond our line apply to
r b. EVERETT, Agent, Americas, Ga.
G. H, WHITAKER, Ticket Agent,
Americas, Ca
W.P. SCRUGGS., D. P. A Savannah, Ga.
JAS. M. BARR, LIST ViCe-President and Gen
eral Manager, Portsmouth, Va.
r. e. L. BUNCH, G.. 2, A, Portsmouth, Va,
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1902-05-01

Daily. Except Sunday. sunday Only
For further information, and schedules to
all points beyond our line, apply to
S. A. PRUIIT. Agent, Amerlcus. Ga,
D. FILM, Jr Ticket Agent, Americas, Ca
j. M. MALLORY T. z. Agt., Macon Ga.
THEO D. KLINE Gen.Supt "
w. A. WINBURN, TraffcMgr, Savannah, Ga
J. q, HATLE. q p A.. Savannah Ga
f. j ROBINSON, Asst Gen, Pass Agent
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1902-05-01
P. B WELLIFORD.
PILES! PILES! PILES!
1913 Cotton Avenue

DR.. Williams Indian Pile Ointment is pre-
pared to cure Piles and DOES 1T in short
order. Easy to apply, every box guaranteed,
SOC. and Sl.O0. All druggists or by mail.
WILLIAMS MEG CO, Cleveland, OHIO.
Sold by Eldridge drug stores
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1902-05-01
]. WILLIAMS MACY,
New YOrk's Favorite Humorist
and
BuffO BaSSO.

MIR. Macy kept his auditors in a constant
roar of laughter. brooklyn Times
Hear Mr.. Macy next Thursday night and if
you are not pleased your money back at the
box once.
Reserve seats SOC. Seats on sale at Hud-
sons drugstore Monday
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1902-05-01

L5V. ,oc.,, $3.50. ,r. AR,
AMERICTs N'''H 4u ld'ap 1lAiic} AMERIGus
Macon, Atlanta AthensJ
- 90 a m Savannah, Augusta and I+10 05 p N
intermediate points.
Albany Dothan and
- 81 m intermediate points. 80 O. p m
Albany, Columbia, Sells
u So p m WILL intermediate p Is. Il So p m
Il "a p m Macon, Atlanta, Mnlege Fl AZ m
vile and Eatonton.
Macon, Atlanta, Savan.
80 o. p m man, Augusta and inter vs. Sc m
mediate points,
Columbus and inter
- 90 p IN mediate points. ri Is p m
50 90 p IN si2 40 p IN
Columbus, Birmingham
- 90 q m and intermediate points rs So a m
40 O5 p m via Fort Valley. #l0 Us p m
Albany and intermedi-
40 05 p m ate points. rs 09 a m
Dawson, Troy, Eufaula,
IS Sc m Montgomery and inter VI 50 m
Il So p III mediate points. Us p m
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1902-05-01

1850 Coraele AbbeviIfe 1922
2 M. Fitzgerald and OCilla.I Am.
*Trains run daily.
Close connections at Cordele for all points
north and south. Parlor Buffet Cars operat-
ed between Savannah and COrdele.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1902-05-01

Richland, COlumbus,l
1912 M At5a 55 Hua and ali xI245
p M, points west and north p M.
west.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1902-05-01
schedules Effective. April Goth, 1902.

Trains arrive at and depart from Central
OF Georgia Railway passenger station.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1902-05-01

Cordele, Rochelle, Alb
%u4e LEIbeville, Helena, Lyons, %9sE1
20 Collins, Savannah, Co O"AS
2. M Iumbia, Richmond p. M.
Portsmouth and all
points east.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1902-05-01
To Cure a Cold in One Day

mercial Bank.
The semi-weekly messenger. [volume] (Wilmington, N.C.) 1897-1908, 1902-11-28
4 Church Controversy

London, November 25.-As a m TO
the widespread agitation caused by the
sensational address made by the dean
of Ripon Rev. w. H. Fremantle to the
churchman's union, October 18th in
which he suggested that the idea Of the
immaculate conception should be left out
of account because, except in st. Mat
thew and st. Luke. the Virginia. birth
of Christ is not mentioned in the new
testament, and also questioned the mir
acles, such as raising the dead, by
Christ and his resurrection, the bishop
of Ripen Right Rev. Boyd Carpenter,
has written a letter imploring the dean
Ion behalf of many devout n simple
hearted christians" to reiterate his be-
lief in the creed of the church. Such a
statement, says he bishop. your
friends and many hearts are looking for
with anxiety"
The dean of RipOn n replying to the
bishops appeal ignores the Controver-
sal points. but emphasizes his belief in
the absolute deity Of Chlist and his
sincerity in reciting the creei.
The semi-weekly messenger. [volume] (Wilmington, N.C.) 1897-1908, 1902-11-28
WINSTON PAPER CHANGES HANDS
journal to be Enlarged and I'm
proved-Nntter OF n Pardon.
Especial : The Messeager.)

Especial : The Messenger
Greensboro, y. -, November 25-The
Winston Journal. which had become
one OF the brightest local morning dali
lies in the state under the management
OF Messrs. y. Fawcette & Fay. changes
ownership today. Mr.. F. w. Il. Leslie.
OF New York. has purchased the proper
ty, assuming charge at once. Mr.. Faw-
cette will return TO his former home in
West Virginia, and Mr.. Fay. it is learn
ed, will remain as business manager.
The understanding here is that Mr.. Les
lie will enlarge TO eight pages, and take
the full press dispatches. He is an ex-
perienced newspaper a and a en-
tered a splendid territory for develop
ment.
Messrs. \. NJ. Scales and @. $. Brad
shaw left for Raleigh his morning To
present before the governor, pro n
con, the matter of n pardon for Roscoe
Murrow. Several weeks g Roscoe
Murrow, through Mr.. a. NJ. Scales.
affidavits in support of it. Later the
governor Erected that the defendant be
furnished a ounsel for the prosecution
with copies Of hi. a~ffidavits, etc, n af-
forwards ordered counsel for the prose
cution To furnish the other side with
copies + their affidaVits, today being set
for the hearing of the application for
pardon. Mr.. G.. s. Bradshaw represents
the prosecutriX. This case is one of un-
usual local interest because of the prom
hence of the parties and the families
copies of their affidavits, today being set
than ordinary interest n attention.
The defendant was tried and convicted.
and is now serving a sentence on the
roads for deception under promise of
marriage.
The semi-weekly messenger. [volume] (Wilmington, N.C.) 1897-1908, 1902-11-28
STRIKE SITUATION BETTER
Government Takes Firm stand and
Represses all Disorders.

Washington, November PA cable
gram received at the state department
tOda~ from Minister Squiers at havana
reports that the government is taking
a firm stand and hat the strike situa-
ton is better. Senior Quesada, the Gu
ban minister, called at the state depart
nIent today and talked over the situa-
ton with Secretary Hay. The condi-
tions in Havana are being watched with
the closest interest here where it is be-
1ieved that the ability of the Cuban gov
to maintain law and order and
adequately safeguard the heavy in
vestment of foreign capital at
Havana is about to be subjected to a
severe test. The interest of the United
States in the matter lies in the fact that
by the terms of the Plat amendment
this government is made responsible
for the maintenance of these safe
guards in the event that the Cuban gov
eminent itself fails.
The semi-weekly messenger. [volume] (Wilmington, N.C.) 1897-1908, 1902-11-28
Smallpox Scare In OnsIow County

Mr.. Frank Andrews. of the firm cf
b. F. Hall & Co, Jacksonville. Onslcze
county. was in the city yesterday {
attend a meeting OF the directors Oh
the Wilmington Tobacco Warehouse
Company. of which he is a member.
Mr.. Andrews tells us that there IS
much excitement in Onslow about the
outbreak OF smallpox on Mr.. A. II.
Rhodes plantation. between Tar Land
ing. on New River and Richlands. The
scene Of the contageon Is about eight
miles from Jacksonville.
When the disease first broke out its
nature was suspected. but last week
the state board Of health sent DIR.
Tayloe. the smallpox expert. to Ons-
low to diagnose the cases. He found
that It was smallpox. and there were
eleven cases OF the disease. all the Pc
tients being negroes.
Mr.. Andrews say ne received a let
ter yesterday from MS partner. DIR. "
f. Armstrong. at Tar Landing. saying
that no new cases have developed.
After DR.. Tayloe's visit the eleven pa
tients were %confinc: in "a vest huose
Impoverished in the EeighbOrhood AMI
they are strictly querantined. All con-
facts We're v~accinated. and non-im-
muncs are also being y~accInated.
The semi-weekly messenger. [volume] (Wilmington, N.C.) 1897-1908, 1902-11-28
4 ErIEhlfuI Blunder

Awful anxiety was felt for the wild
of the brave General Burnham of
Machias, Ne, when the doctors said she
could not live till morning." writes
Mrs. S. II. Lincoln. who attended her
that fearful night. "All thought she
must o die from Pneumonia. but she
begged for DR.. Kings New Discovery,
saying Ii had more than once saver her
life, and had cured her of Consumption.
After three small doses she slep easily
all night, and its further use complete
~ cured her" This marvellous medt-
cine is guaranteed to cure oil Throat,
Chest and Lung Diseases. Oi;y soc and
s1.00. Tria. bottles free at r. r. Bella
my's drug store.
The semi-weekly messenger. [volume] (Wilmington, N.C.) 1897-1908, 1902-11-28
ANOTHER ISSUE OF STOCK
Ii L. Announced from baltimore
Issue 100000 Moro In Conpee-
ton With the 4. q v Deal-The
Recent Issue Selling ut n PROSE OF
go tn the stock

The Baltimore Sun .: yesterday says:
1t was reported IN local financial cir
cIes yesterday that the circular an
~nouncing the new issue - stock Of the
Atlantic Coast Lin Railway Company
o be made public today. There
was a we'll authenticated rumor that the
stock had been underw-itten At $i25 q
share and that stockholders would be
given the privilege Of subsCr hing TO 20
per cent. OF Sheir holdings at this price.
As the stock sold In tic open market at
157, il is N that the rights on
the new issue will be worth upward OF
500 n share.
THE proceeds Of the new stock will
be used in financing the recent pur-
chase Of n majority Of Th= stock OF the
Louisville and Nashville road py the
Atlantic Coast Line Railway Company.
1t will be remembered hat his COM
pany took over Toe. oVO shares of the
Louisville and Nashville from J.. Pier
pont Morgan & Co. at $3.50 n share.
Since this deal the Atlantic Coast
Line stockholders have been anxiously
awaiting the announcements OF tho
privileges they were to receive In thc
contemplated new issue OF securities"
ISSUE OF NEW STOCK
The Associated Press last night sent
out the following:
Baltimore. November 2E.-The Atlantic
Coast Lin Railroad Company Is con-
sidering the issue OF 50 26c. 100 Of new
stool This is in connection with the
financing OF the purchase OF control OF
the Louisville and Nashville railroad.
The proposed issue is to supply the &c.
900. 900 cash which is required as partial
payment for this purchase.
Such an issue means % COO shares OF
the par value of 800 a share. IL Is on
templated to sell the stock at SIPS n
share. and 1T this price II would yield
the company 81 .575.0 900 IN cash. so that
after paying the SO. 600. 600 the company
would add s1.575.O 900 III cash 10 it's sur
plus.
The present stockholders OF the COM
pany will be given the first chance to
take this stock. An underwriting syn
dictate will take what they d. not. The
privilege would be to subscribe to the
amount of 40 per cent OF their holdings.
The semi-weekly messenger. [volume] (Wilmington, N.C.) 1897-1908, 1902-11-28
Il. E. Houston Seriously Injured.

Roanoke. Va. November 25.-T. Z.
Houston. a millionaire coal operator of
the Elkhorn. w. Va. district, while
busy about one of his mines today, ac-
cidently got on the track of the small
coal hauling locomotives and was struck
in such a an is 20 break several
ribs and caused serious internal injuries.
here were teleDhoned and made up Il
special train at Elkho:n ard gave it
right of way over the tracks from Elk
horn to Lynchburg. Mr.. Houston was
AXE aboard and accom- panied by ply
sicians started at once for Philadel-
Dhia, his home. He will reach Phila-
defphia early tomorrow
The semi-weekly messenger. [volume] (Wilmington, N.C.) 1897-1908, 1902-11-28
Cold Steel Or Death.

There is but r small chance TO
save your life and that Is through an
operation" was the awful prospect set
before Mrs. I. y. Hunt. of Lime Ridge.
Wis, by her doctor after vainly trying
TO cure her OF a srightful case or
stomach trouble n yellow ~taundIce-
He didn't count On the marvellous pow
er OF Electric Bitters to cure Stomach
and Liver troubles. but she heard OF it.
took seven bottles, was wholly cured,
avoided surgeons knife-now weighs
more n feels better IT, ever. It's
positively guaranteed to cuSA Stomach.
Liver and Kidney troubles and
disappoints. Price SOC at r. r Bella
my's drug store
The semi-weekly messenger. [volume] (Wilmington, N.C.) 1897-1908, 1902-11-28
A Night OF Terror.

Awful anxiety was felt for the
widow of the brave General Burnham
of Machias, Me-, when the doctors said
she could not live till morning writes
Mrs. S. II. Lincoln, who attended her
that fearful night. "All thought she
must soon die from Pneumonia, but she
begged for DR.. Kings New Discovery,
saying it had more than once saved
her life, and had cured her of Consump-
ton. After three small doses she slept
easily all night, and it's further use COM
pletely cured her" This marvellous
medicine is guaranteed to cure all
Throat. Chest and Lung Diseases. Only
SOC and $1.00. Trial bottles free at r.
r. Bellamy'S.
The semi-weekly messenger. [volume] (Wilmington, N.C.) 1897-1908, 1902-11-28
What it Means

We're tired of answering questions!
Fewer Gallons; Wears Longer
means that you don't have to paint got
means that you don't have to paint
your house so often, and you don't have
to use so much paint. Costs less for
the job, and you don't have to do the
job so often.
The new paint is not new at all.
It's the biggest selling paint in the
United States, and the firm that makes
il is 149 years old.
Devoe Lead and Zinc-feWer gallons
than mixed paints. wears twice as long
as lead and oil.
NJ. w. Devine & Co. sell it
The semi-weekly messenger. [volume] (Wilmington, N.C.) 1897-1908, 1902-11-28
DINNER TO JUSTICE HARLAN
Veteran awe Will Soon Complete
twenty-five Years of Prominent
Service.

Washington, November 25.-JustlCe
Harlan, OF the United States supreme
court. on December 9th, will have com
pleted % years of service as a member
OF that court and his friends at the
bar throughout the county have arrang-
ID to express their appreciation of his
services by a dinner in his honor on
thai evening at the New Willard hotel
in this city. The purpOSe is to make the
affair a national one. The president
and his cabinet. the justices of the Unit
ed States supreme court, the speaker
of h house of representatives, the
president of the enate and some other
gentlemen of note will be guests of the
bar and bOu a thousand invitations
have been sent TO lawyers in all parts
of the union practicing before the Unit
ed States supreme court to be present.
Among members Of the committee IN
invitations are Attorney General Knox.
chairman. Secretary Root, vice chair
man; ex- Secretary Olney, of Massachu-
sets; Representative Littlefield, Of
Maine; Senators Plat, of Connecticut,
Morgan. - Alabama; Culberson Of
Texas, Spooner, of Wisconsin n
Mitchell, of Oregon; ex Attorney Gener-
al Griggs, OF New Jersey; Governor
Montague. of Virginia and others.
The semi-weekly messenger. [volume] (Wilmington, N.C.) 1897-1908, 1902-11-28
THE FIGHT FOR CONTROL
Rival Interests in c. T.. I. Are Still
at sSOri<.

New York, November 25.-Mi. Gould's
expected rejoinder to the Gil cular is
sued yesterday by Messrs. Edwin Haw-
ley and E. II. Hartman. relative to the
use of his name in sending OFT requests
for proxies to be used q the approach
ing election Of the Colorado Fuel and
r company was given out tonight
in the form of a statement n de to the
press,
Mr. Gould declares the circular in
question to be lin some respects 2 di-
rect misstatement of facts ana in other
an ingenius perversion Of the TRUTH
and expresses the conviction that it
was sent out in order to secure control
of the property by Messrs. Hawley and
Harr' nan to the exclusion of himself.
The stock of the Colorado Fuel and
Iron COmpanv over the control of which
there is a c,ntest in progress. made :,
sensational rise today on the stock ex-
change, advancing 3 points during a
squirt in the market. The stock was
sold at IS at the close Of the market
yesterday. 1t opened S5k this morning,
but later went UP to 81. and then reced-
ed. selling al S7A shortly before 2
O'Clock. 1t was reported today tina the
conflicting interests were making effort
TO secure control of the stock to vote
at the annual meeting to be held n
Colorado on December 10. Large
amounts of stocks were borrowed at
good rates, with a jroxy accompany
ing each certificate, and purchases Of
stock also were said to have been made
outside the exchange on the same
basis,
The transfer books OF the c. +. l. COM
pany are closed and stock purchased
now O not carry voting rover ex-
cept that a proxy accompanies it.
Edwin Hawley WAS asked today
whether the fight in Colorado Fuel and
Iron would extend to the western rail-
roads and he replied: There is not any
fight that 1 knO WOf."
Mr. Osgood, of the Colorado Fuel n
I'm company. was not at his office
when q call was made there today. and
IT was said that he was in conference
with George J. Gould.
The semi-weekly messenger. [volume] (Wilmington, N.C.) 1897-1908, 1902-11-28
On His LATEST HoneymOOn.

Here briefly is the marital history of
II of Brother Dickey's backsliding
members:
"This is ter let you know ez one er
my privileged chillun dat l done took
ter myself one mo- wife. Eff l makes
no mistakes. dis makes three in all, not
cOuntin' dem what got Monuments over
dem. l dunno DIES what relation dis
One'l be ter o en- l amt got time ter
study it out, ez I'm gwine Oh my hon
eymoon wild 50 en- 4 beaver hat."-At-
lanta Constitution.
The semi-weekly messenger. [volume] (Wilmington, N.C.) 1897-1908, 1902-11-28
Department of Commerce.

Washington, November 25--Presi-
lent Roosevelt today informed Repre-
sentative Hepburn. chairman of thu
house committee on interstate ~
foreign commerce. that. he would ap-
point at once a representative from
each OF the government departments to
confer with the committee as 70 the
creation OF a department OF commerce
The department representatives viii
supply to Representative Hepturns
COMMITTEES all information available
concerning the departments that viii
be Of any value TO the committee.
Dir. Hepburn is confident that a bin
creating the department OF commerce
will be passed at the approaching s@s-
sion Of congress.
The semi-weekly messenger. [volume] (Wilmington, N.C.) 1897-1908, 1902-11-28

think you even saw me. / am not ask
ing what you said when you fell down,
because I think it was. oh, my But
what / want explained is what you
said later N. when you found the
pump stuck fast When o had
worked away at the handle and the
water wouldn't come. you jumped up
and down and kicked the pump and
shouted: - il, - il! - 1t"
three different times. I was having q
chill, and my fingers were in my ears,
and so | didn't catciI the words, but
/ must know. You must confess to me
and trust me TO forgive you If / can.
What does n man say when he grabs
q pump handle and jumps up an,
down and looks red in the face? II
You don't speak right up and tell me,
l shall think the very worst"
The deacon laid down the circular as
if he intended TO make 4 full breast
of the affair and depend upon Mrs.
Dolby's wifely heart to forgive, but
after a moments thought he changed
his mind and let his eyes fall upon the
last testimonial. 1t was only ten lines
long, and he read ii owe three times
while she waited for his answer amid
deep silence. By and by he yawned
and stretched and got UP on his
feet, and. going over TO the coal stove,
he shut the drafts and carelessly OBJ
served:
IF you are going to make soft soap
tomorrer, l guess we'd better get to
bed a little early tonight"
NJ. QUAD.
The semi-weekly messenger. [volume] (Wilmington, N.C.) 1897-1908, 1902-11-28
of French Government.

Washington, November 25.-The state
department has been notified by the
French embassy here hat the president
of the French republic has conferred
diplomas of the order of the legion of
honor upon the following officers of the
state, war Inc navy departments for
the part played by them in the dedica-
tin of the Rochambeau monument.
State Department-Mr. Edwin Nor
gan, chevelier.
War Department-Major General John
\. Brook, commander; Brigadier Cen
eral Samuel B. NJ. Young, commander;
Colonel Albert L. Mills, officer.
Navy-Rear Admiral F. G. Higginson,
commander; Captain Willard H. Brown
son. officer; Captain Henry W. Lyon,
officer; Captain Joseph NJ. Hemphill.
officer.
The semi-weekly messenger. [volume] (Wilmington, N.C.) 1897-1908, 1902-11-28
Ovefxealous.

It Is sad to observe how men suffer some.
times
Because their intentions are good.
Their motives are lofty, and yet they are
blamed
Because they are misunderstood.
A statesman will labor by night and by
day.
Make speeches and try to be funny,
Nor think Of his pay nor once realize that
He Is giving too much for the money.
They say he's ambitious. an egotist bold;
There's no telling where he VIII end.
Unless he II curbed there's no limit 70
how
His tyrannical sway viii extend,
And he strives TIL some rival OF
place mold
Steps In for b milk and the honey.
He can't understand that it happens be-
cause
he was giving too much for the money.
washington Star.
The semi-weekly messenger. [volume] (Wilmington, N.C.) 1897-1908, 1902-11-28
Cleveland to Make an Address.

Philadelphia. November 25-Former
President Grover Cleveland has accept
ed an invitation TO preside at a public
meeting to be held here on December II
in the interests of h Bele1n Manuel
Training and Industrial school for COL
ored people. Mr.. Cleveland will make
an address. Among the other speakers
will be former Postmaster General
Smith. Colonel a. K. Mcclure and
Booker T. Washington.
The semi-weekly messenger. [volume] (Wilmington, N.C.) 1897-1908, 1902-11-28
FOre0rmed.

She-This is the restaurant where one
always has TO wait SO long.
He-You know the reason, don't you?
NO. Why"
Their prices are SO high hat they
can't afford to serve any dish without
first looking up the financial rating of
the customer."-New Yorker.