The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1902-10-24
Kansas Notes

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An Ottawa cat has four kittens born
Joined together.
The Beloit Daily Call has started on
the second year Of its existence
Topeka viii have a midwinter expo
sition, but there will be no midway.
An EmpOria girl has a collar bone
broken from lodging at basket ball
Brick walks are the one thing need
ed to make Cherryvale's park perfect
Ottawa phone girls are equipped
with natty uniforms and Dolly Warden
hats
schlitz Bros. at Clay Center handle
machines to cut barley rather than to
brew it
Tenant houses are badly needed at
FostOria- One family is living in the
church.
Owing to the lack of financial sup
port Burlington will lose its weather
bureau
A Pratt county lad shot OF his big
toe. Moral: Don't fool with a pistol
on Sunday.
Every dog has his day but Yates
Center man found one in his cisteTn
the other night
Ripe raspberries on a branch. with
blossoms is an October vegetation
freak in Onaga-
A Leavenworth apple weighed IL
pounds and meased Is inches. OF course
it was a pippin.
A Parsons bowler made the high
score Of 215 last week This doesn'.
refer to Cocktails"
Winfield is one Kansas town where
Uncle Toms Cabin companies always
draw full houses Why is it?
The location Of a library site at New
ton is still moving along under the
head Of unfinished business"
A party of five whose combined ages
were 414 years composed little Cha
mute party the other evening.
Having nothing else to quarrel about
Wichita promoters are in q row over
the location Of the Orient depot
The Burden Eagle editor refuses to
take sweet potatoes less than II inches
in circumference on subscription.
Two Atchison men guessed with a
half cent Of the contents of the corn
carnival money jar. They viii get $44
each.
An Emporia druggist sells such fierce
whisky that one Of the boys saw
snakes before he got away from the
building
While the boys around White Pigeon.
Pottamatomie county, spend their
nights coon hunting, wolves raid their
geese pens
An intoxicated man at GaIena fell
over a bank and nearly broke his neck.
He can now see the folly of taking a
drop too much.
The highest point Of land in Allen
county, according to the government
surveyors now at work. is 1920 feet
above sea level.
Dad CASTOR" confesses to being
easy. But then how can a bachelor
mend his ways when he can't even
sew on his buttons
Salinas phone central has resigned
after eighteen years constant service.
Even a woman has to draw the line on
talking sometimes
A Topeka man has a corner on all
the hard coal in the city, which means
that the thermometers viii measure
heat less carefully this winter
An Eldorado man wko had been
away from home for twenty-seveI
years, had to be introduced to the fam
lily upon his return last week.
Topeka pastor pulled or a three
COluul4 OunudE- DuL LuEn II
isn't always the lOng-winded preacher
that is the brOad-minded man.
The first meal Of a Wichita man af-
ter a thirty days fast was a large por-
terhouse steak He had saved a S1t
board bill and felt that he could afford
it
One of the nOisiest offenders the To
peka jailers have had to contend witt
for weeks was a drung who howled al
night 1t was a clear case Of higf
bawls-
A new kind Of grass has been dis
covered by a Lankin citizen with TWEEN
ey-seven heads on. Now if he only had
pig or a colt, what a fortune ht
would have.
A Hutchinson man complains Of hi.
neighbors' felines disturbing his sIum
bers. Most cats have some good quail
ties, but as vOcalists they are certainl!
rank failures
Dodge City seems to be coming int
its own again A man died there re
Gently with his boots on, and the pas
week several antelope came within
sight Of town.
Two Oklahoma visitors to Arkansa
City listened for a time to the sireI
song Of a colOred woman. After tn
had cost them S144.
A Leavenworth woman has applies
for a divorce because her spouse get
drunk and fails to support her.
doesn't follow that because a man in
dulges that he viii prove an indUlgen
husband
Two members Of a rich New Jerse
firm have donated $500 towards the re
building OF the Ottawa university. The.
still hold q warm spot in their heart
for the town where one begun life q
q printer and the other as the drive
OF 8 grocery wagon
An Emporia small boy who stole
normal girls poeketbOok after a Sc
we're sweating" acknowledged tn
corn. All OF which shows that to err
human, but to lie about it is more So
wichita is in quite a furry over tn
opening Of a branch pOstOmee- But
develops that it is only for the sal
CT stamps which could be purchased a
the neigbbOring drug stores as eheaply
A Pratt enthusiast styled the football
zane with LindsbOro. where the scor
stood So to 0. a not one" The onl
zvr7sze for this seems to have been be