The age-herald., 1902-02-23
Mt> DooleyonP Prince sRecepion
By F. D. punne Copyright 1902 by Howard

ward I'm goin' to ate dinner with tn editors iv tn country. Won't that be nice? suppose I am tn first Honezoiiern that iver took dinner with an iditor though our family has often given thim food an lodgin'-in jail. I wish ye was here to go with me. We've had more jour- nylistic expeeryence an nanny iv tn things we've had printed wudden't seem too unthrue to tn other gueets. Tn news papers has been mos kind to me. might say, almost too kind. I am sindin' ye a photygraft iv mesilf in me bath, took be filashlight be an iditor concealed {, on tn top iv tn clothes press an an in terview be a lady rayporther who riprI- sinted herslf as tn Queen iv Ohio.
 ' But tn big ivint comes of tomorrah. l am actually invite to a dinner iv wan | hundred iv tn riprisinted business men iv New York an few Christyans asst in aftherward. Hooray. hooray! Mind ye. these ar-re not ordhnry business men. Far fir m 1t. No wan gets in unless he has made at taste eight millyion marks out iv tn sivinty milIyion marks in this coun- l try. An I'm ast to meet thim! What funi l bet twill be jolly. I'm gotn to buy me table fr computin' inthrest, a copy iv tn naytional bankin' act an a good ac-
  change fr tn current year an whin tn quip an jest go round I'll be no skele- ton at tn feast.
 Ye can see be this that my life has been almost too gay but tn merrymint goes blithely on. Fr'm here I go to Baw- stown where I exploit to pat tn Bunker Hill monymint on tn head an have a look at tn new railway station. Then I will take in Buffly, Cichago (pro-nounced Sichawgo) Saint Looey, Three Rapids, Idaho, Pinnsylvanya, an mos iv tn. large cities iv tn west, includin' Chata- hooga where wan iv tn gr-reat battles iv tn rivoution was fought between Gin'ral Sigel an Gin'ral Zollycoffer I ex- picit to larn good deal about tn steel pork corn, lard, an lithrachoor iv tn country befure I rayturn. But this but therf1y existence Is kilin' me. It is far. too gay. I suppose whin I was younger I wud've injyed it but me time fir socyaI festivities has passed an I long fr tn quite iv home life among tn simple ryel- ties iv Europe. Ye'ers, Hinnery'
 Yes he's havin good time But what tn pa-apers calls tn climax iv tn in tertainment will be reached whin he ar rives In Chicago. Schwart zmeister an I will rayceive him. Schwartzmeisters family knew his In tn ol counthry. He Tad an uncle that was booted all tn way IT I'll sedan 10 Paris be a cousin iV tn Prince. We've arranged tn programme so far as Ar-rchey road is consarned Mon day mornin' visit to Kennedy's packin' house; afthernoon, Riordans black smith shop; avenin,' Tn Two Orphans at tn Halsted sthreet opry house. Choos- dah, Il A. M, inspiction iv tn rollin' mills; afthernoon, visit to Feeney's coal yard: avenin', Bells iv Corneville.' at tn opry house. Winsdah mornin tug ride or tn river firm Thirty-first sthreet to Laws coal yard; afthernoon, a call on tn tanneries. tn cable barn an tn brick yards; avenin', dinner an rayciption be tn retail saloonkeepers. There's tn whole programme. They may think in Moo York they are givin him a good time but we'll show him what gayety raaly is, an in- form him iv tn foundation iv our su- preemacy as a nation. That's what he wants to see an we'll show 1t to him.
 'Goowan" said Mir. Hennessy. "He don't know ye.''
 T bet ye he knows me as much as he knows thim." said Mir. Dooley
 ''To a raale prince. they can't be much diff renee between a man who sells liu- uor be tn pail an wan that sells 1t be tn distillery. between a man that makes a horseshoe an wan that sells millyion tons iv steel. We're all alike to him Carnaygie, Rockyfellar, Morgan Sch- wartzmeister, an me-"
 Well. he certainly has been we'll ray ceived." said MT. Hennessy.
 II wondher." said Mir. Dooley, eff he thinks 'tis on tn square?'