The Red Cloud chief., 1902-10-24
Condo n S c d
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HAA VTROL PENN
THE REASON WHY.

To not do so might injure trade.
Some go because they think II squares
The week day shady sin affairs
Some go to take a quiet snooze,
While sitting in the restful pews,
Lulled 10y a soporific talk,
Gentle ms u cradles rock.
Some go under protest, who
Have wifeys who compel them to.
Some 60. but solely to admire,
The women and singing of the choir.
Some young men 20 because the fair,
Young girls they're sweet on Will he
there
Some go they really do not know,
just why. they simply dress and go.
And yet among the chatf we lind
Much golden grain of humankind;
Good christian men and women who
To holy things are ever true:
Bright flowers that spring from sinful
sod.
Who really go 20 Worship God.
But, Oh! the millions ON this ball
Who never go to church at all.
Football and trolley car accidents
are again demanding newspaper space.
A news item says " Every precious
stone known to the world has been
found in the United States" How
about the Barney stoneY
In politics as we'll as In every day
walks of life you will find men who
resemble pyramids, broad at the foun-
dalton, but narrow at the top.
The dropping of the letter "b" from
a word IN IA Missouri newspaper horri-
fled the thousands who read 1t that IA
man had been arrested for eating his
wife.
An eastern inventor claims to have
pro duced "A fire proof coffin. As the
part that is cotiined nev goes there,
the value of the invention Is not quite
apparent
While arguing that Bryan was right,
"A Batesyille, Arkansas, man dropped
de ad on the street. This sad state OF
affairs may lead "A host of newspaper
photographers to drawing conclusions.
Miss Clara Bowman is to walk from
New York to Chicago on IA wager. Be
fore she is fairly we'll started on her
journey, she will prehaps be referred
to by the newspaper photographers as
Miss Hobowman
That French Judge who recently
ruled that n wife is not obliged To
obey her husband must have been en-
jo,ing a Rip Van Wrinkle sleep for IA
few years or he would have known that
modern wives never do.
An eastern society has just
been compelled, 10y the courts, to pay
an Easter bonnet debt of sixteen years
standing. And the measly hat is now
so out of date that she would not wear
it to IA picnic in the woods.
4 Kansas rancher, who is spending
the fortune he made on crops of last
year in foreign travel, writes back to
his home paper, saying that he has
Just arrived at the home Of the cele.
brated I" Appolinaris Velveteers"
A New Jersey judge has ruled that
all women of his town must be oil the
street 10y nine o'clock at night. From
this one would infer that they will
only have the alleys to CAD in if they
wish to be out after that hour stated
That San Francisco MAJ who recent
ly played the races on tips he received
from a spirit and lost sly thousant
dollars, must now feel that it was the
spirit of some dear departed bosom
friend of the man who got his money
An Oklahoma man has just TRADED
his wife for a bunch of six Texas steers
He evidently has IA keen eye for bust
ness. He can sell the steers at trus
prices, realize the cash and have
whole ranch of better looking womel
after him for his fortune
A critical Missouri editor AYERS: 81
isen't the shirt waist, but the contents
that are pleasing to the masculin