Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-08-23

tion-Puck.
We'd rather be able to quit a lot of
bad habits we have than he President
Atchison Globe.
One of the worst things that can be
said ahout woman is that she is almost
rs unreasonable as a man.-Baltimore
News.
A man may sometimes devise Il per-
fectly reasonable excuse, but fail 10 cor
slider feminine on.-Indianapolia
News.
It's funny, but there isn't half as much
ceremony and red tape to marrying these
days as there is to graduating
Globe.
How DDS Yachting affect you?'
For . cry amusement it's pc
culiar. 1t always makes me dry.'-De-
troll Free Press.
The ancients had a saying that truth
was in wine. This shows conclusiyely
that the ancients' wine bottles bore no
labels. Boston Transcript.
Churcb-That man, Devery will GO
down in history as n bird.
Gotham Profane history, / suppose
You mean = i OnkfIS StdtPSIldU4
WAS She a trained nurspf'
'Shc must have been She hadn't been
in the hospital Il week before she was en-
gagged 10 the richest patient - Tit-Bits
paper wild tie latest sportin' noos,
\ san wish an she'll NV beer, an youse
Aspielin' wild me down ter Coney isle
II DAT amt heaven den de angels lose.
Judge.
1t is astonishing how popular bar
becue. cooked to a turn, can make Ge0r-
gia camp meeting. Even the saints have
healthy, human appetites. Atlanta Con-
stitution.
Oil strikes are better than coal strikes.
The more oil strikes there are the more
oil there is. whereas it is quite the
contrary with the coal strikes. Boston
Transcript.
I've Just been reading some statistics
OF births and deaths, Extraordinary
thing! Every time | breathe man
dies Great Scott! Why don't YOU
chew cloves london Judy.
II don't suppose it's very expensive TO
keep horse down in Your country.
Sometimes" replied the Texan, IFS
as much MS your life is worth to even
take one Philadelphia Press.
Our leading novelist was run over hy
railroad train Thursday morning. He
hopes 70 get enough ont of the road in
damages to enable him 10 publish his
new book. Atlantq Constitution.
Bah Joye. AlP tbe5girls around here
smile at me
We'll. that shows they have some
manners. Anywhere else they would
hugh outright. Chicago Daily News.
The new Chinese minister's name Is
Lining Tung. Maybe there is something
in n name. after all.
YES; sounds as though he might be
related to the Dam Ii family. Toledo
Bee.
Father (mpressively) - Suppose
should be taken away suddenly, what
would become of YOU. my hoyi lrrev-
ercnt S1n-Id stay here The question
is: What would become Of you?-Tit-
Bits.
Phenomenon -Popleigh - I'm awrully
proud OF that hoy of mine. SlmpkinS-
Unusually intelligent, Ell? Popleigh
Yes He is years old and hasn't made
single bright remark. Chicago Daily
News.
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y NAN can WnlS,e MhPn nm
haPN' SaNS ,'t"rsia philosopher nut
makes many people think they re rs hap
~ rs AHoirdS IN SPflhgt"he' Atlanta
t"hS'',p''oh'
phhgau"hS.--'Do yon think that dog
= worm lhe money you are l'ay'9S for a
Tag No sub, answered ErastuS
expense toh de- sake o social standin',
is a youE-N Washington Star.
Miss kut-I sen Miss t;odshx b,.
new Gown
Miss Snarl-I presume II is 81 cbao.
lookin, aneirq cav"
niece rs your new one nbin Stat, I"m,'.
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