Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1902-07-07

Of success now than later, IN the sea
son of blue noses ana frosted toes.
1t is hoped that no differences sufi.
cient to affect the picnic of city ofli.
ci0ls will spring up among the Coun-
cilmep this evening.
Bopeeps little sheep ought, at least,
to come home to get clipped. II they
are still wandering, they're doubtless
woolier by this time than Rip Van
Winkle.
The wounds resultant from the OBJ
servance of the Glorious Fourth are
already healing, and soon the celebra-
tion will cease to be anything but
pleasant memory.
Too hot for anything about Carrie
Nation The fame OF the "Kansas
smasher' seems to have received
smash equal to any she ever admins
tered to a bar.
Lieutenant Greenlese's stock as q
fisherman has riser perceptibly. He
took Saturday off and went fishing, and
actually returned with credtabl
string, which he swears he did not
buy.
Animosity against the gas compan-
les is doing a Rip Van Wrinkle stunt.
Just wait until zero weather, when
pipes freeze up and the gas suspends
operations, and then watch the ire
wake up.
Fashionable tan may be readily ac-
quired without a vacation Mt the sea
shore. Simply remain out of doors for
few hours on a day like Saturday
;
was, and then look Mt the mirror. Re
peat until you have acquired all the
tan desirable.
Daddy.long-legs. The mere mention
of him is euf1ieient to chase any per-
son raised in the country back to the
memories Of childhood. He is n cer-
tain long-legged insect supposed to
possess the ability to point with one
of his numerous legs in the direction
where the farmer boy may find the
COWS. That's all.
The Youngstown Telegram comes out
, with the following plain talk; The
fellow who comes to newspaper Office
and begs for the suppression of his
4 name in an item for the sake of my
wife and family is more of mora
coward than he who turns his back
to the foe in battle and skulks In the
rear. Had he kept his family in mind
when he was doing the act which got
: him into trouble he would never hnvt
done 1t. He has not nearly as much
respect for them ms he expects the
e newspaper to have.
II have travelled much" said drum
e mer at the Union depot Sunday, Tbu
y I heard conversation yesterday at th
ticket window which firmly convince
me that the clothes do not make III
n man. He was young fellcw. had
T. Panama hat shirtwaist, cuff pants, ii
short was what we call a warm dress
er. He was up with the times external
: ly, but the gray matter beneath hi
skull would have made poor impref
sion for up-to-dateness in the time o
Rameses III.
! "'What time does the morning trail
6 leave for Youngstown? he asked.
"'S.54,' came the answer.
"Is that S;54 railroad time?'
. well, 1t was too much for me-
went into a cafe and had a drink O
buttermilk to restore my nerves. con
cluded the drummer.
A small boy lowering suspiciousl
around slot machine that dispense
chocolate and chewing gum attracte
(. the attention of a policeman, and he sc
watch on the youngsters move
ments. He was considerably puzzle
10 to discover that the boy was catcl
Is ing flies and surreptitiously saueezin
them into the slot where tie penrie
are dropped an operation that resulte
II in the death Of the dy as the slot wa
n too narrow to admit of It's entranc
without being squeezed and mangle,
When the hoy felt heavy hand lni
"a on his shoulder and looked up into III
a officers face, he turned pale under h
smudge Of dirt. What are you doin
there?' demanded the officer. TT