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The evening Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1902-1902, 1902-06-13

NANTEp-WHIIE GIRL FOR GENEn.
" al housework, German preferred. Mrs.
NaJthes, aJth and MNrdet street. jelJ.2t
yNYANTED-E -EXPERIENCED GIRL GLA.
wv Zsrs, steady work. Apply to the New
Castle Leather Co., llth and Poplar streets.
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The evening Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1902-1902, 1902-06-13

HENTLEMEN BOAkDERS WANTED In
~ private family 6JS Madison street.
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The evening Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1902-1902, 1902-06-13

w ANTED-A GOOD STRONG BOY TO
w learn stone cutting Apply 7uJ Della
ware avenue. 1eb.tf
Durango semi-weekly herald., 1902-04-24
srRAy NOTICE.

Notice is hereby given that the un-
dersigned has taken up one dark brown
mare. branded half circle r. on left
shoulder. bald-faced and four white
legs, about eight years old. This
horse came TO my place last Septem-
her and has been cared for to date.
The owner can have same by paying
for this notice and cost of feeding
said animal ED. NJ. BROWN.
Durango semi-weekly herald., 1902-04-24

lrpOSe- IL
.'ytu Historical society ,he aa'-
t,ruui BUILDING
American sympathy is heavily
counted upon in the struggle now be-
ginning, and Chicago is regarded as
the focus of that sympathy.
PARIS. April ga culious incident
occurred on the boulevards the other
day. While crowd was watching
cienmatograph a man attempted to
cut the ribbons attached to a woman's
reticule. He was arrested as a thief.
At the police station he gave evidence
that he was a man OF wealth and po-
sition.
When questioned by the commits
sary of police the prisoner indignant
ly denied that his intention was to
steal the reticule, but declared that he
could not resist the temptation to take
the ribbons. He said he carried scis-
sors with him to cut ribbons off wom-
EMS dresses when he had an oppor-
tunity. The prove Of his statement
was proved by the discovery in his
apartment of thousands of pieces OF
ribbons. After indemnifying the wom-
an. he was released on promising not
to begin again.
Durango semi-weekly herald., 1902-04-24

under forms of law bv bodies consti-
irpose. 1t
.rt.,,-,,.ot sori.ry the dar-
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1902-05-13
POULTRY POINTERS.

Fowls will not thrive with close pen,
ming or crOwding.
About one foot Of space on the roost
should be allowed for each adult fowl.
A handsome appearance is worth / or
p cents a pound OF poultry in selling.
C%alcareous matter for shells and
gravel to aid t%rituration in the gizzard
are Indispensable.
Ground or crushed bone is so valua,
BILE for their health that it should al
ways, be kept before them.
The morning meal may be made more
palatable and stimulating by adding
cut: onions with salt and pepper.
Carelessness in the little details nee
essary to good management will soon
show In the condition Of the fowls.
Clean, pleasant and suitable quarters,
with wholesome nutritious food. have
much to do In determining the flavor
and quality Of both the eggs and the
flesh of fowls.
A good way to tell Il fresh egg Is by
the air bubble In the large end. The
smaller the air bubble the fresher the
segg. A fresh egg must be examined
closely to see the air bubble.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1902-05-13
PERPETUAL NOTION.

One Inventor Has Accomplished 1t
by Harvesting a Cyclone.
It was during the portion of his ca
reer when he lived in the valley of the
south. fork of: the Big Sunflower river
that Henry Plymshaw, the inventor,
made his. most notable invention. This
invention had to do with cyclones.
One afternoon Inventor Plymshaw
saw a splendid specimen Of a funnel
cyclone coming over the prairie, and he
called to me and said he would go out
and study 1t, since it was evident that
it was going to n side. The instant
the cyclone sighted us it came straight
In U direction. We weren't prepared
for this exactly, SO all we could do was
to run. We were just on the point Of
giving; up when a most extraordinary
thing happened. Curious thing. Sort of
natural too. And there it was. Only
one leg, and that down, a fifty foot well
in the middle Of a sheep pasture. If it
had had two legs, no doubt it could
have scrambled out, but it couldn't
make it with n Couldn't do any.
thing except revolve. And it did do
that. never saw a cyclone revolve like
that one. Mad apparently because 1t
had missed Plymshaw and me and got
caught. So it just buzzed around like a
top. Nothing in the world to stop it. Z
Most men-mere men of action
would have been satisfied at getting
away and not having to revolye with
the houses and, lots, but not Plymshaw.
No. He got to thinking. and what was
the result? Put a belt around the stem
of that cyclone just at the top Of the
well, set up a dynamo, strung wire, and
ran all the machinery and electric
lights in that part of the country. Reg
ular Niagara for power. Going yet.
Nothing to stop it, you zee Wonderful
what a thing mind is!-H. v. Mari in
Harper's Magazine.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1902-05-13

It Will be to your advantage to as
certain the rates from Chicago to New
York, New England and all eastern
points applying over the Nickel Plate
Road and Its eastern connections.
Three daily trains, on which there ID
no excess fare. One feature OF service
on that road Is meals In dining cars,
on American club plan Pay for what
you gel, but In no event more than
from $50 to $500. Folders, rates
and all information cheerfully fur
nished by appaying to John r Gala
han, general agent, III Adams street,
Chicago, ~. Depot. Firth avenue and
HARRISON. street.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1902-05-13
ON Il DIAMOND.
American NATURALIZATION.

American Association.
At Milwaukee. 8; Toledo, Twelve
innings.
At Minneapolis, g.; Louisville, q.
AT Kansas City, 81 Columbus, 4.
At st. Paul. i; indianapolis, o.
Position Of clubs-Columbus .6s7,
st. Paul .667, Kansas, City 900, Mil
waukee 500, Louisville .562, Indian.
apolis .533, Minneapolis $50, Toledo
.23O,
American League.
! At Detroit, 10; Chicago, 9-Ten in
nings. Il,
Position Of cIubs-St. Louis .693,
Philadelphia 1867, Detroit .625, Chi.
Ecago; .571, Boston .562, Washington
.438. Baltimore 1888, Cleveland $50.
National League.
At Chicago, o; Brooklyn, 8.
At Cincinnati, 0; Pittsburg, 10.
AT st. Louis, a; New York, S.
Position Of ciubs-Pittsbnrg .s57,
Chicago .625, New York .57S, Boston
500, Philadelphia .444, Brooklyn. 400,
Cincinnati 800, st. Louis. .278.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1902-05-13
BRIEF BITS OF NEWS.

Eight hundred. men. are now on
strike in Denver. Six large unions
are involved and the trouble shows
signs of spreading.
Mrs. Mansfield Lowell Lilhouse, eld-
est sister Of the late Coils p. Hunting
ton, Is dead at the home oftMrs. Hunt
ington5in New York city.
King Edward has sent $4,000 francs
as his contribution to the sum being
raised for the relief of the sufferers
from the Martinique disaster.
One thousand Italian. Iaborers EN-.
plloyed in track elevation work for the
Chicago and Northwestern road at
Chicago have struck for higher wages.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1902-05-13
40. E-99esH .sHF q lF-VN -aTt8r -Get3 9-tfsI W930F.-
FORAKER SUPPORTS BILL.
Ohio Senator Speaks on the Philip
pine measure

sEA.rW@ytaEEgAE@ .HbssS AbttVQONb Cs ~ gRL&aaEE9B&%EE
Washington, May 13.-At the CON
clusion of routine business in the sem
ate consideration Of the Philippine.
government bill was begun, Mr.. For.
aker (O.) addressing the senate in
support Of the measure. ss
The senator said the opponents Of
the measure had given the debate a
wide range but it was evident that the
real issue was not the pending meas.
nre but the policy of which it was the
exponent.
Until" said Mr.. Foraker, I'VE shall
have established law and order in the
islands, until we have established a
stable government there and led those
people into the ways o flight and happi-
ness, it Isl important that we stay
there, perhaps even longer than has
been expected. We will not come
away from those islands under this adj
m~inistration. We cannot come way
because we will not write poltroonery
across our foreheads and because the;
American people will not permit us to.
come away"
Mr.. Foraker, pointed, out that the
United States was bound BY the treaty
OF Paris to protect all property rights,
including the friars, in the holding Of
about 100000 acres Of land in the Phil
ippines. Until q government was
formed which would do all this the
United States must remain in the
Philippines.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1902-05-13
is NOW in BOSTON.
Sister OF sixto Lopez to Testify Before
Senate Committee.

Senat Committee.
Washington. May 13.-The senate
committee on Philippines has .decid-
ed to call as a witness before that
committee Miss Clemencia Lopez. a
s~isterfof Sixto Lopez. The lady is now
In Boston and she will be asked to
come from that city to Washington to
give her testimony. There was some
opposition to her being called on the
ground that she is al Filipino, but this
opposition was overcome by the argu.
ment that she is in this country and on
this account her testimony is easily
Obtainable. Senators Lodge, Hale and
Burrows voted with the Democratic
members to ask her attendance. The
committee also discussed the proba-
bilities as to- securing a vote on the
Philippines government bill and the
Democratic members all gave assur.
ance that they had no desire to pro
long the debate beyond legitimate
bounds. The opinion was generally
expressed that the vote could be taken
by the middle of next week.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1902-05-13

The Great Value of Saving Time.
Thrift Of time is as necessary as
thrift of money, and he who knows
how to save time has learned the sc.
cret Of accommodating educational op.
p%ortunity. Men who regard it as sin
full to waste money waste time with
a prodigal's lavishness because they
do not understand the value Of short
periods Of time. Society is full Of peo-
pie who might enrich themselves a
hundredfold and make their lives i'm
mensely more interesting if they learn
ed this commonplace truth.-Ladies'
Home Journal. j.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1902-05-13
TEN THOUSAND PARTICIPATE.
Anti-6read Tax Demonstration IN
Avde Park. ondnn

New York. May 13.--About 10000
people took part In an anti-corn tax
demonstration which has just been
held at Hyde Park, says the London
correspondents Of The Tribune. Num-
beers OF trades unions, democratic
bodies and friendly societies marched
from all parts of London to the park.
Tanners We're borne with inscriptions
such as"No Protection and Down
With the Bread Tax Al resolution
den0uncing the government for, i'm
posing the tax was carried with ire
mendous enthusiasm. Al large force
Of police was present. but the proceed
ings were quite orderly.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1902-05-13
Will RETAIN BRITISH REGISTRY.
Announcement Regarding Shipping
Trust in House Of Commons.

announcement Regarding Shipping,
Trust in House Of Commons.
London, May 13.-In the house OF.
commons the president Of the, board
of trade, Gerald Balfour, informed the
house that the cabinet, after consider
ing the agreement Of Feb. 4 between
the Morgans and the White Star and
Dominion lines, It had been concluded
that the vessels concerned were not
precluded from retaining their British
register. s
The financial secretary Of the adj,
miralty, Mr.. Arnold Foster, added the
informationsthat the agreement Of the
admiralty with, the White Star line
was about to be renewed with; an add,
tional provision, is follows: y
The company shall not without the
previous written consent OF the admir-
atty transfer toSSa foreign flag any
vessels subject to this agreement.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1902-05-13
REVEALS a GREAT SECRET.

REVEALS a GREAT SECRET.
It is often asked how such startling
cures, that puzzled the best physi-
clans, i effected BY Dr.. Kings New
Discovery for consumption. Here's
the secret. It cuts out the phlegm
and germ-infected mucous, and let's the
lifegiving oxygen enrich and vitalize
the blood. It heals the infiamed,:
coughl-woEn throat and. lungs. Hard.
colds and stubborn coughs soon yield
to DR.. Kings New Discovery, the most
infalible remedy for all throat and
lung diseases. Guaranteed bottles
SOC and $1.OO. Trial bottles free at
r. c. Remington's.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1902-05-13
LOST OPPORTUNITIES.
Don't Waste Your Youths Use, II In
Getting an Education,

Don't Waste Your Youths Use It In
Getting an Education.
How the handicapped millionaire en-
vies boys IN school. or college and would
give half his. wealth for the chance to
lay a foundation which they are think
ing Of %spurning! How many an embar-
raised man in public life longs to re-
live boyhood that he. may correct the
mistakes Of his youth! How much more
he c0nad make Of his life, Of his posi-
ton, If he had cultivated his mind
when youngi he does everything at a
disadvantage. His grasp Of documents,
speeches and books is weak because he
does not know how to study. He must
employ a literary secretary to save him.
self from blunders Of grammar, errors
IN history and biography o. in politi
cal economy. He is forced to petty ex.
pedients to hide his ignorance.
oh, what a pity it is to see splendid
ability made to do the work Of medioc.
rity! A man Of magnificent parts, feel.
ing that he is by. nature intended to
shine as a leader. is. pitiable when
compelled to do the work Of an inferior
and plod along in hopeless obscurity.
The eager unrest OF youth that chafes
Of restraining school walls and longs to
rush to action makes havoc with count.
less careers. In after days the old prov
erb will ring mockingly in memory:
He that will not when he may
When he would he shall have nay.
What are Investments in. bonds and
stocks, in houses and lands, compared
with investment in an education, in a
broad, deep culture which will enrich
the life and be a perpetual blessing to
ones friends2
To rob oneself Of the Means Of en-
joyment which education and culture
give has no compensation in mere mon
ey wealth. No material prosperity can
compare with a rich mind. It is a per.
-petual wellspring of satisfaction, of en-.
joyment. It enables one to bear up IN.
der misfortune, to be cheerful under
discouragements, trials and tribulations
which overwhelm a shallow mind and
an empty heart.-Success.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1902-05-13
BISMARCK DAILY TRIB UNE: TUESDAY, MAY IS, 1909
Venezuelan Town Attacked May 6 BY
Land and Sea.

New York, May 13.-Great arnag
was wrought at Carupano, the Vene.
zuelan sea port town, which was at
tackled, says the Bort Of Spain Trim
Eidad) correspondent of The Herald, by
land and sea on May 6, by government
troops and gunboata without 2Ahoulrs''
notice having been given so that non
[combatants could leave the town. /.
Foreigners I'M Carupano are without
assistance from their respective gov
ernments, Notwithstanding their ap-
peals. Many woman and children were
KILLED.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1902-05-13
The Word TreacIe.

The word treacle has undergone an
odd modification. At first it was applied
to such d%ecoctions Of roots or other sub
stances as were deemed beneficial in
medical practice; then, IS. these were
frequently sWeetened. it came to, mean
any sweet concoction or CONNECTION,
and lastly, as molasses was the sweet
est of all, this name: was exclusively
applied to strip.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1902-05-13
HOLDS UP A CONGRESSMAN

y-N'- .I - +T1k i-##tEN SHIr3 s
AT the end of the campaign" writes
Champ Clark, Missouri's brilliant con-
gresham, from oVerwork, nervous
tension, loss Of sleep and constant
speaking l had about utterly collapsed.
It seemed that all the organs in my
body were out Of order, but three bot
ties Of Electric Bitters made me all
right. It's the best all-round medi-
cine ever sold over a. druggists coun-
ter Over worked. rundown men
and weak, sickly women gain splendid
health and vitality from Electric Bit
tiers. Try them. Only soc. Guar
anteed by p. G. Remington.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1902-05-13

THE FLORENCE CRITTENTON CIR
Gle of misunderstanding to the. Nationral
Florence Crittenton Mission-President,
Ella Houghtalling; Corresponding Secretary,
Linda W. Slaughter; Recording Secretary,
Harriet E. WILCOX; Rescue Band-Mrs. F. NJ.
Carr, Lucy Waid, Mary E. hitecraft, II john
son, Josie n. Beers, Mrs. c.. E. Murrell. This
circle is organized for the Christian redemp-
ton of erring girls and women. who may
receive friendly assistance by applying to the
rescue Band.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1902-05-13
Ice cream at Romans.
ADVERTISED LIST.

@ ~ Ill sI11S yAA0Is &5@%ES MS
List Of letters remaining unclaimed
at the Bismarck postofice for the week.
ending Mays12, 1902:
Alliance Hail Insurance co.
Elder A p Christian.
John Connors.
W. r. Grant,
Dick Kidder.
Cant. Grant Morris.
John Mansfield.
Our Mutual Friend,
Geo. Proctor.
G. +. N: schraman.
John NJ Stewart.
. Wesley Taylor.
IN calling for the above please say
"adyertisede and give the date off this
list Letters viii be held 81 days be-
fore being sent to the dead letter once.
AGATHA q. PATTERSON, r. nj.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1902-05-13

The Bismarck Tribune carries a full
line of legal. blanks, all kinds of con-
veyancing blanks, deeds, contracts,
land blanks, plats and plat books. A
new catalogue, just issued, will be sent
on application.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1902-05-13
WHAT THIN FOLKS NEED.

Is a greater power OF digesting and.
assimilating food. For Them DR..
Kings New Life Pills work wonders.
They tone and regulate the digestive
organs, gently eNpel. all poisons from,
the system, enrich the blood, improve
the appetite, make healthy flesh. Only
25c at P. g, Remington's.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1902-05-13
First publication April %, 1902.
Summons.

State of North Dakota, County of Burleigh.
In District Court, Sixth Judicial District.
John r, Fort, plaintiff, vs.. Charles B. King.
Laura Schiemann and Louis S~chiemann, de.
PENDANTS.
The State Of North Dakota to the above named
defendants:
You, and each of you are hereby summoned
to answer the complaint in this action, and to
serve a copy Of your answer upon the sub.
scriber within thirty days after the service OF
this ummo upo you, exclusive Of, the day
of service, and in case of your failure to
appear or answer, judgment will be taken
against you by default for the relief demanded
in the complaint.
Dated April Is, A. D. 1902.
~. EDWARD S. ALLEN,
z Attorney for Plaintiff, +
Bismarck, N. D.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1902-05-13

Bismarck Chapter. No. II, O.. e. 8.
Meets first and third Fridays In each month
at Masonic hall, Dakota Block. Margaret
Hare. w. M. Hattie Shelton, Secretary.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1902-05-13

The next time you want d dish OF
delicious Ice cream. 80 to Homan'a
5F1fth street parlora.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1902-05-13
SECRET SOCIETIES.


Bismarck Lodge, A. r. & A. M, Nc. &.
Meets first and third Mondays In each
month at Masonic hall. Henry L. Reade,
w. M. w. F. Cochrane, Secretary.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1902-05-13
woMEN's RELIEF CORPS.

Meets second and; fourth Fridays Of each
month at their. hall at 2:8O p. m. Florence
Ward, president; Mrs. Dorothy ]. Field.
secretary.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1902-05-13
C. A r.

e. a" - q. "A. Il,
James B. Mcpherson Post No. 2, Depart
Republic. Meets every second and fourth
Thursday in each month at G. A. R.. hall,
Bismarck, N. D.; Nicolos Dockendorf, Com
mander; W. A. Bentley, Adjutant.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1902-05-13
BROTHERHOOD OF AMERICAN YEo-

A fraternal insurance organization. Meets
first and third Thursdays Of each month in
G. A. r. hall. Frank J. Mason, F.; Harry
Lee, correspondent. Tribune Office.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1902-05-13

Tancred Commandery, knights Templar.
No. ]. Meets third Thursday In each
month at Masonic hall, Dakota Block. M.
M. Cook, p. c.. w. F.. Cochrane, Recorder.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1902-05-13
OF PYTHIAs.

st. Elmo Lodge, No. 4. Meets ever,
Wednesday evening at Workmen hall
Baker Block. John Bostrom, C.. c. John
l.. Peterson, K. of r. and s.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1902-05-13
I. O. o. +.

Capital City Lodge No. Meets ever,
]. j. Lamb, N. G.: Harry Lee, Secretary.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1902-05-13
UN

ANCIENT ORDER UNITED woRKMEN.
Bismarck Lodge, No. 12O. Meets the
first and third Tuesday evenings of each
month at their hall In the Baker Block at
S-o'clock. J.. a.. Newton, M. W.: C. L
Murrell, Recorder. #
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1902-05-13
Hoods ~Jarsaparilia

Radically and permanently cures ca
taalrrrh of the nose, throat, stomach,
bowels, and more delicate organs.
Read the testimonials.
No substitute for Hoods acts like
Hoods. Be sur to get Hoods.
II wal troubled with catarrh 20 years.
Seeing statements OF cures by Hoods sar-
saparilla resolved to try it. Four bottles
entirely cured me-" WILLIAM SHERMAN.
1880 9Th st., Milwaukee, Wis.
Hoods sarsaparIIIa promises to
cure and keeps the PROMISE.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1902-05-13
Cntdrrh
lnDites Consumption

11UtteS consumption
It weak1ens the delicate lung tissues,
dera1nges the digestive organs, and
breaks down the general health.
Y often causes headache and dizzi-
ness, impaiirs the taste, smell and
hearing, and affects the voice.
Being 9 constitutional disease it re-
quires q constitutional remedy.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1902-07-23
PUNGENT PARAGRAPHS.

Hard Luck.-"That is tough luck; I
go into bankruptcy yesterday, and
this morning my cashier absconds with
my money."--Fliegende Blaetter.
And the Piano Was Silent.-He-"Ah
but I cawn't play with both hands,:
She-"Then I'll play with one hand and
you can play with the other."-
ward Lampoon.
Mans Manifest Duty.-He-"It is a
woman's duty to be beautiful if she
can" Shetland it is mans duty to
make her think she is whether she is
or not" STRAY Stories.
Hell gave Jones bit of advice.
| girl he should look her mother over"
She-"Well, what happened?" He
STONES married the mother" ~ St.
Louis Post-Dispatch.
'It is a. wise old saying" observed
the humorous and thrifty farmer, as
he pocketed roll, "that money makes
the mare 60" Then he hitched up the
old mare and gave the automobile q
tow into DOWNTOWN Topics.
The Trial Trip.-"The airship invent
or is clated that his craft should have
come down so gracefully" Eyes, he
reminds me of some of these noble.
men," "How is that?'' "Proud of his
descent" -Chicago Daily News.
1t Disguised Her.-"She's abusing
the photographer fearfully. She says
nobody recognizes her in the picture
"That comes of his insisting on he1
shutting her mouth when he took it. ,
Philadelphia North American.
Briggs Funny ABOUT Harry. HI
was saying only few weeks ago hi
wouldn't have Marde if there WASN'T
another woman in the world, and nov
their cards are out" Griggs-"That'
all right. There is another woman il
the world Boston Transcript.