The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1902-11-30

4 DsAnius1.
iiss1s wnfss' 'say. pa what b Dssss
Pa: "A pesstmist my son. b . man Who
invariably buys . round-tr.p ticket whe1 b
goes to the 1oss"-chicaso New.
silver lining Absent.
II suppose o chances Of winning the
affections Of Miss Gay are a. god a. The
next follower"
IT don't know. She JAILED me Jim. VIZ
anectionately last night"
You don sAyf Well. tAafs prUmfsnG
isn't itr'
+, Hardly. considering that my nams Aay-
pens to b Tom"-Chicago NswA
Wise Willie.
Hs Mamma twho has Just caught him
smoktns): Il don't want you to svse let M
catch you smoking again"
Willie: You wouldn't AVE caught ma
41s time n you hadn't come In tn room -
| Quiek-"-Exchangs.
Ma Nar1yax: Mamma 10 tankng Of
closing her house and coming to i've with
Of usr'
Mr.. Marryass NY dear. I can support
you very nicsly now. but I'm AFRAID your
Standard T1msa
His wife . oooa Clssk.
strsneer: How sesa WIN the ss1s trolley
car 60 by hsrer"
Farmer: "Nar1A how sooA'l Wv b
ready tew 4 III next trolley carr
HIS Wife: "JuSt ten minutes, Josh."
Farmer: Then tn next earn 10 b. hsrU
In je6 nine minntts. IN there went BE- an
other fer n hour."-ExchangA
m D.s Ceuzss.
How naturally ons good thing leads to
another. to b SURE"
In what wayr
why. take the cas- sf Rizhtsr. for In
stance; his late successful novel has opened
the way for . still moro satisfactory book"
You don't sayi Has he got cut another
bookr"
Yea . check book"-Enchans.
iy lately" said Miss Nuritch. but I don't
care what he does with his money. I've got
resources of my own, you known
"Ye1r' replied Mr. Wood Marrier. Don't
you think. AAssie-er. that is-Miss Nu-
ritch that you had better husband your
esources?'-Phiiadelphia Press.
M Pound II Flesh,
Fihanoier (tenane Of our forest. attn
weeks unsuccessful stalking): Now. look
here. my . I bought and paid for ten
stays II the hrutes can't be shot you'll
have to trap them! I've promised the veni-
son, ana I mean to have it."-Punch.
NstAias to VERY AAs.t.
Il am worried about my income"
~rou shouidn't let a little thing like tina
worry you"-Detroit Free Press.
Experienced.
what 10 the best way to keep your
friends? Treat them kindly7'
mo. often."-Town and Country.
The Test.
You never know a man until you have
played football with him.-Life.
A Happy Accident.
Pa sat down on mas old hat
Pas big around and wide and fat
And when he saw what he had done
He rose and seemed to want to run,
But ma, she grabbed 1t with q smile
And said: Land sakes. It's just the
style"
Chicago Record-Henld.
Talent Not Appreciated.
Madam" explained Hungry Higgina, ~
Nm an after-dinnsr speaker"
Then" said Mrs. Snappem, before slam
ming the door, VT will do no talking
here."-Detroit Free Press.
A Troabled Life.
In . Cemetery at M~iddlebury, W.. Is
stone. erected by q widow to her loving
husband. bearing this inscription:
REST in p~eace-until We meet again.
Life.
Fer the Same Reason.
~ never understood why they called it
engel cake"
simple az peach pie. They call It angel
cake b~ecause-well for the same reason
they call the railroad the New York Cen
tral."
Il don't tumble
Why. the railroad takes you to New
York. "-Baltimo News.
A Real Secret.
Blanche: mabel says that her engage
ment to Tom Is a secret" |
W6tth. ssEeeh Tom doeN not susnecf H.. |