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Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-05-24
Held on TO a Chair.

Palmer, Mo, May 19th.-Mrs. Lucy
Compton has for the past eight or ten
years suffered a great deal of pain and
sickness. She had Kidney Trouble with
an awful pain in her back which was
so pad at many times that she ceC!d
scarcely get about at all.
i have been down with my back
Tor the past eight or ten years." she
says, and sometimes so bad that /
could not get around only by holding
on TO chair or some other object.
"Dodd's Kidney Pills have given me
more relief than anything l have ever
used.
After l had used the first box was
almost entirely cured of this dreadful
trouble
Il can truthfully recommend Dodd's
Kidney Pills to any woman suffering
as / had suffered for so long"
Mrs. Compton's cure was certainly Il
remarkable one.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-05-24
MINING IN MEXICO.

s. Witherbee, who has been most
s,ccessful in the development Of Mex
;csn enterprises, is organizing a new
company which will operate a remark
obIv rich mine in the state of Guerrero.
az a. This mine ore is found that runs as
tIcb as $500 a ton in, silver. besides
Irving gold enough to pay all the ex-
uenses of mining, and rich values in
lad The property adjOins the Delina
line. which is the largest dividend pay
n- in. Guerrero, and whose owners have
bnilr a smeIter, where ore from the mine
NJ Mr.. Witherbee's company can be
treated. Enough stock viii be sold at
= low price to equip this mine with mod
ern machinery,sand as soon as this is
done the property will be on n dividend
having basis, as the extent and value of
he ore are fully proven and the veins
grow wider as depth is gained
This stock is a most attractive invest
ment. and its security is guaranteed by
The fact that the company has the back
ing of substantial Milwaukee business
men. who are associated with Mr.. With
erhee in the many highly successful Mex
lean projects which he has financed.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-05-24
ELECTRIC WEB FOR PARIS.
Rapid Transit Promoters Plan a Net
work for the City.

Parisians are so pleased with their
electric Metropolitan, and have dcmon-
strated their satisfaction with the exist
Ing line in 50 substantial n manner, that
the municipal authorities have been on
coUr2ged 70 make arrangements for the
Development Of the underground system
here on truly gigantic scale. No fewer
than six new lines were planned some
time ago, on nearly all of which the work
Of excavation and building is proceeding.
Now it i proposed to construct seven
more underground electric railways.
which will make fourteen i'm all. Tho
map Of Paris showing the projected sys-
TEN. which forms several concentric cir
cles in the city. traverSed by numbers Of
straight lines in all directions. looks ex-
actly like q spiders web. The actual
reality will be that when all these plans
are carried ont the city will be converted
into a sort Of anthill, burrowed with doz-
ems Of s1bterranean passages. and some
people are beginning TO wonder whether
tie upper stratum Of Paris will stand all
this tunnciilg Several years. however.
must elapse before the gigantic schemes
" the municipal council can possibly be
carried out.-London Telegraph.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-05-24

"Air tabloids" are being advertised
mere. Cary your oxygen supply about
with you in your waistcoat pocket" runs
the announcement, 'and have fresh air
always with you, whether you be in a
submarine Morse boat or in n Santos
Dumont airship." Sensational byperbole
being reduced TO sober fact, il is found.
rs your readers will have guessed, that
he so-called air tabl0ids are a practical
application Of the properties recently dis
covered in sodium peroxide and potas-
sum peroxide when compressed under
'ertain conditions. Particulars Of the
researches of French scientists on the
'ubject were given some time ago in this
column. The tabloids in question are
ubes OF either of the two above sub
stances. In atmospheres rendered unfit
0 breathe owing to the reduction Of the
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-05-24
OBJECT TO KHAKI kills..
scotch Members of Parliament
Housed 10 Rage by the Proposal.


The. Hielandmen gathered in grea:
loFce IN t. House of Commons at QueS-
Ton time recently. -Four notices were
On the paper relating to the alleged CT
DER 70 substitute the trews for The kilt
IN the Highland regiments, and when
ooI. Denny of kilmarnock dcfantly
rose 10 lnterpgate the secretary OF way
a cheer went up from the Gaels on both
sldeSSof the chamber. The Saxon Minis
Ter with bated breath, replied that he
itiSEIaAd regiments would retain the
Rut Tor full dress, and that instructions
would be issued TO provide them with
kits OF khaki, or some other invisible
color, when on active service, as is done
IN South Africa.
Then up rose. William Allan. n VERT
a6le lion of the North. With shake
OF ms massive head and flowing beard
he cried across the floor in fierce and
dramatic tones: rs it the intention of
the war office that the distinctive tar
taIs Of the kilt are 10 be abolished IN
the Highland regiments. and is this be
ing done by the war Office in revenge
for Bannockburn?'
The sudden and gusty outburst of the
indignant COT was too much for TIL
House When the roars of laughter ana
lromcal cheers which followed had sub
sided. MIR. Brodrck sought to turn away
the wrath OF the honorable member nv
assuring him that, of course, the dis
inctive tartans would be preserved. -
London Express
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-05-24
ALPHABETICAL PETE.


Alphabetical Pete was an Y fellow
If [ should wear saffron, he'd banker for
yellow;
y = = was swaCger, vet only too true. IL
Is said. K bill = could b 7 would, DO IL
As f T. as mud. when his clothing was { y
He'd ! Il 4 cab, tho decidedly needy,
And drive TO the tailor's (or L. {. might
walk itl
L. \. himself swell, and the tailor would
chalk il.
Alphabetical Pete was Or with lady, an
They sighed NJ. T. things is loves pastures
Il * y u,
Until she discovered his bankrupt condition
And said: You meander and I. n. posi-
ton"
All. sad was the y refused TO Go labor.
And punctured himself on an u 5 sabre:
\ way of ; h could not have found neat
err
That's al l S A to relate about Peter!
Baltimore News.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-05-24
BLOW at the Kills.

1t will. perhaps, surprise enthusiastic
advocates for the retention of the kilt in
Highland regiments to learn that the
kilt, as ct present worn. is only q modern
fancy costume, and is not Of Scottish
origin at all.
The honor of the invention is due to
two Englishmen-an army tailor who
accompanied Gen. Wade's forces to Scot
land in 1TI0, and Thomas Rawlinsou.
oversoor OF some iron works in Glen
garry's country. For more than a cen.
turT previously, indeed, the tartan plaid
had been the common garb of the High
landers, but it was all in one piece,
wound in folds round the body, leaving
the knees bare.
Prior to the adoption OF the tartan
which probably took place about the
close Of the Fifteenth century. the long
loose saffron-coIored skirt, the read "garb
Of old Gaul,' was the Highland dross.-
London Daily Mail.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-05-24

The chime of wedding bells which ends
the average novel, and which 80 often
arouses our cultured contempt, is a quite
proper and even necessary sound. The
issue raised in the average novel being,
like that in Romeo and Juliet" solely a
love question, il must he decided either
by marriage or q definite separation.
Where would you have the novelist con
clude if not at the very hour Of bctrothal
or marriagcE To cease a week after
ward would be nearly az absurd az 20
cease week before.-LOudOn Academy.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-05-24
"I Want Everybody to Know How
Completely 1t Cures Tnd:goctior. -

This shows the unselfsh disposition Of Mr..
Hodge. of Orchard Cottage, IPpleden, New
ton who, having been cured by Vogeler's
Compound, wishes every other sufferer to
know Of the benefit he has received from
this marvellous remedy. He tells his Story
as follows -
"Cea.lemcn-I fnd voc4Ier's COMPOUND a remedy
aao9- all others; las year I was Ia "a thorough bad
s4 Of health, nd coull hardly drag leg after the
oiae9. had t.lei dozens Ct remedies advertised TO
c-e indigestion and all its attendant evils hut was
Is9i!y going from bad to worse when had the good
t,itlae 70 be recommended - take Nogcler's Com
paaal | did So and an thankful . say it made 4
new man ot me- should Ike other people % kno.
Is virtues, and how completely It knocks under the
worst forms of Indigestion and dyspepsia
(SIsned) GEORGE II. HODGE.
Eogeler's Compound is the greatest rene
dy Of the century for all stomach disorders
and liver and kidney troubles in both men
and women. A free sample bottle will be
sent on application to the propnetors, St.
Jacobs Oil, Ltd, Baltimore, Md
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-05-24
The Chance OF a Lifetime.

company is being organized operate immensely
rich silver and lead mine in Mexico and those who
opportunity offered such does
lifetime. The greatest profits realized
become interested successful its inception
They obtain stock the bottom the double
dividends and marked advance the value of shares theirs
You have chance get the ground floor the
promising enterprise that placed before the public
We hold under six months working bond the mine which
this will with the right sell all
products during the life of the bond provided take the
at the end of the six months The
payment favorable indeed practically
that the mine will pay for itself in less than year.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-05-24

myself Il well man after months of suf-
fering. Fellow sufferers. Peruna will
cure YOU Llewellyn Jordan.
Geo G. Havener NJ. D., OF Anacostia.
y. G.. writes
The Peruna Medicine Co.. Columbus. O.;
Gentemen-''In my practice | have
you@ valuable medicine, and have found
it's use beneficial, especially in eases Of
catarrh. '~-lieorse G. Havener, NJ u.
If You do not receive prompt and salts
factory results from the use Of Peruna,
write at once to nr. Hartman, giving
full statement Of your case, and he will
he pleased to give you his valuable ad-
vice gratis.
Address DR., Hartman, President Of
The Hartman Sauitarium, Columbus
Ohio
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-05-24

proportion Of oxygen. the latter gas will
ne supplied by the peroxide of sodium
or potassium if placed in contact v-itS
water. when the substance will also i.
multaneouSy absorb the carbonic acid
gas thrown off by the lungs. Thus the
tahiotds may, as advertised. be emnloyed
IN submarine boats at all events. though
where their usefulness would come I'm
aurlnS balloon journeys NJ high attitudes
i h"t 50 easily Seen.-Londou Tele-
graphs Paris Telegram.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-05-24
rheumatism Cured Free,

If you have rheumatism, Govt, Lun-
bago, Sciatca, etc. when doctors fail to
cure you, you write to me, and l will
send you free Of cost. package of the
most Wonderful remedy which cured me
and hundreds of others, among them
cases of 30 years standing. 1t is sim
pie remedy, and will cure you without
detention from work. Address: JOHN
A. SMITH. 81 Germania Bldg, Mil
11l,nn NNiS
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-05-24
Why Is It

That St. Jacobs OIL always affords instant
relief from pains, after all other remedies
have signaly failed? Simply because it is
edy 1t possesses great penetrating power,
reaching the very seat Of the disease. 1t
acts like magic. 1t conquers pain quickly
and surely. 1t is an outward application,
and is used by millions of people.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-05-24
This is a BONANZA Mine.

The mine is located in Guerrero the richest miner
ais in all the Republic of Mexico We have worked the prop
erty experimental and though only the primitive
methods and appliances employed the have
sufficient to all expenses and accumulate surplus fund
Ore running high $500 silver, besides
rich lead values and considerable gold has been taken the
wider depth gained Every expert
amned the property has reported avoay upon predicts
that will pay dividends of per the par
stock. 1t is truly bonanza
The will have the benefit of the manage
ment that has been successful handling
Mexican enterprises. Mr. A. S. Witherbee who is financing
the project has wide and complete knowledge of mining affairs
that country and those who invested other
which he formed have had the satisfaction of receiving
handsome their investment.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-05-24
Ten Cents Share on Installments.

We offer for subscription 100000 shares of stock
share par value 81. This stock may
lowing favorable 500 shares IS down and S. per
until paid for; 1000 shares SO down and $40
other amounts in proportion.
Bear in mind that in taking this stock really become
of the organizers of the company and that will share the
fullest degree the which will be realized from
liable mine of which have obtained control The small
weston will in this into the company the best
possible The mine is really of the richest Mexico
will pay exceptionally large dividends which will of
d great rise in the value of the stock.
The subscription books open. Send to the under
signed 81 each 100 shares that
subscribe for You will be putting money into aegmate
enterprise under honest and expert management
Order the stock will offered this
again.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-05-24
Grecian Water Coolers,

In many places in Greece a cream-col-
ored water jug or jar is made which is so
porous that when filled with water the
moisture keeps continually exuding to the
outside and there evaporating, which
wonderfully cools the contents, especial
y when the vessel stands in a draft.
These cheap water coolers" are used
by verybody, rich and poor, and great
numbers Of them are manufactured and
sold every year
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-05-24
Artificial EveIAsknas.

piled by a Partisan doctor With a fine
needle, threaded with a human hair, he
patiently sews long lashes TO the deficient
eyelids, and then they are symmetrically
clipped. Actresses and professional
beauties are his CHIEF patrons.-W ater-
ford Free Press
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-05-24

bIduAdIc OF 10
] Il m bia College
and who served
I h re g years at
West Point. has
the following 20
say of Peruna:
Allow me 10
express my graft
tude to you Tor
tn, benefit de-
rived from your
wonderful rem
edy. One short
III @ n ( II h a s.
brought forth a
vast change and
! now consider
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-05-24

The F. Mayer Boot & Shoe Co. Nil
waukee, Wis, have built up an enviabla
reputation for making first-class shoes.
II requires over 600 workmen to supply
the present demand See their ad. in
this iSSUp.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-05-24
Effect of Light on the Eyes.

When candle light is used the eyes are
closed 6.S times a minute. With gas
light winking occurs 2.3 times a minute.
With sunlight the eyes close % times
and with electric light is times. Scen-
fists say this proves that of all artificial
illuminants the electric light is the least
injurious to the eyes.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-05-24

Edith-They say her husband, the
count. acts dreadfully.
Ethel-NeS, seems to think he was ad-
mltted to the United States free of duty
Judge.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-05-24
HUMOROUS ITEMS.

overheard IT the Jetty.-" Ere. Billy
gave Us a bite Of yer apple and IN lei
yer GRAIN oEe OF eur Kittens Tit.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-05-24

a philosophical prophet of St. Louis,
who had predicted that the world would
come TO an end this year, has postponed
the event until 1912, in order to allow of
the holding of the exposition.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-05-24

Pore Sam was very good to me"
s1bbed the weeping widow. with all
the btatin's he gimme he never hit me
where the marks would show so the
neighhors could see m."-Tit-B Bits.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-05-24
STATE OF OHIO, CRY OF TOLEDO, /

FRANK j. CHENEY makes oath that he Is the
senior partner OF the firm OF F. j. CHENEY s
Co, doing business in the City of Toledo County
ana state aforesaid. and that said firm will nav
the sum of ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS for each
and every case of Catarrh that cannot DO cured
by the use OF HALLS CATARRH CURE.
FRANK j. CHENEY.
Sworn to before me and subscribed in my pres
ence, this 9th day of December, A. D. 1886
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-05-24

Her Own Haidresser.-AIrs. SwelIer-
DO yon employ Il private chatfcur:
Mrs. Getrichkwick-'No. l always do
up my hair mysclf.-Ohio State Journal.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-05-24

His First Shad.-Little Willie tat n res
tauraut'-Pa, His Father-What is it.
Willie: Little WiIie--rhis planked shad
has cot lots of sliverS III it.-Judgc.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-05-24

Leading Him On.--He-Would vonr
mother let you go to the theater with
cut chaperon? She-Not unless was
engagod.-Iown and Country.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-05-24
Sea and River Fisheries,

A comparison has been drawn in Nor
way as to the profit of the fisheries in
the sea and in the rivers, which shows
that the former are three times as re-
muDerative as the latter
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-05-24

Write to-day to Allen S. Olmstcd. lie Roy,
\. y, for a FREE sample OF Aliens Foot
Ease.~a powder to shake into your shoes.
1t cures tired, sweating. damp, swollen,
aching feet. 1t makes new or tight shoes
easy. A certain cure for Corns and Bunlons.
All druggists and shoe stores sell it, &c
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-05-24

Gucst-This butter tastes Ike oleomar-
garine
Lardord--Yes. you see. since the COW
went 10 the cattle show at the city she
has adopted a lot of city fashions. Meg
gendorfer Blaetter.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-05-24

Piso's Cure for Consumption promptly
relieves my little 5-year-old sister of
croup.-Miss l.. a. Pierce, % Filling
street, Brooklyn, n. Y, Oct. .. 1901.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-05-24

He Wouldn't Do.-'Why didn't your
church call that eloquent young preach
er. afCor all?' asked Mildred. ooh. it
turned out that he knew nothing of ping
none. answered Amy.-pittsburg Chron-
iele-Telegraph
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-05-24

Accurate aim with the guns of the
new French cruiser Jeanne dare has
been found impossible owing TO the ex-
cessive vibration of the vessels hull
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-05-24

His Only Chance. Kindly Old Gentle
Why do you carry that umbrella,
little boy? It's not raining! No, sir,
And the suns lot shining No, SIR.
Then why DO You carry il: Wei. when
It's raining pa wants il and when The
suns shining ma wants il. and its only
this kinder weather I can got 20 use il
IT MIST. louis GInhe-Demo. RAJ.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-05-24

Calcutta is to be improved by driving
wide, open thoroughfares through the
slums OF the city, at a cost of pearly
S10OO0,000
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-05-24

The manufacture of sugar in Italy
now suffices for two-thirds of the nation
nj consumption.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-05-24

MRS WINSLOW'S SOOTHING SYRUP for
children teethng; softens the gums, reduces in
farfna ton. allays pain, cues wind cohc. 70
c.pts a bottle.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-05-24

New Roarder-The man who killed
this chicken has Il soft heart
Lady-Why So, Mr.. Feppcrliug?
New Boarder-IIe must have spent
three or four years hesitating before he
wrung It's neck.-Sondags-N iSse.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-05-24

Medical Examiner u. s. Treasury.
pr. I.lewellyn Jordan, Medical Ex-
aminer Of L. s. Treasury Department
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-05-24
A. W. GLEASON,

J spAY A. ". GLEASON,
I ) Notary Public.
HANS Catarrh Cure is taken internally, and acts
directly on the blood and mucous surfaces Of the
system. Send for testimonials free.
+. j. CHENEY s. CO., Toledo, o.
Hs-SOld by Druggists, 75c.
Halls Family Pills are the best.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-05-24

Sayed.-"Thank goodness" sighed Mr.
Wurk, Il will get Il little rest today
WHY do you say thatE" Queried his
wife. "Aecause,' went on the husband
only portion of the Sunday paper
came. Ohio State Journal
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-05-24

Russian physicians assert that horse
flesh is more nutritious than beef.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-05-24

What reason do you think they give
for talking Of sending that street car
conductor who had the fuss with the sen
alto. from Mississippi to the asylum p
asked Senator Burrows, innoccntly.
"What is itE'
oh, they caught him throwing Money
around the street"
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-05-24

Dentists Daughter-Wen, have you
asked papa for my hand?
Wooer Suffering with pain)-No, ev-
cry time | step into his office | lose my
courage-today l allowed him again to
pull a tooth.-Fiegende Blaetter.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-05-24

Sea Captain-Waiter, what do you call
this?
Waiter-Bouillon sir.
Sea Captain-Well, well. l must have
sailed on bouillon all my life and did not
know it-Meggendorfer Batter.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-05-24

Tod Everybody. 49, Henchman $500 You
told me that if would vote for you. you
would give me a job. / can prove it by
many witnesses. Politician-I don't
douot 1t, my dear sir: told everybody
the same thing l told you.-Ohio State
journal.