The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1902-08-03
WOMAN ought to be care
ful who she marries." said
a Mr. Dooley.

RI A WOMAN ought to be care
% "a fm who she marries.'' said
"a Mr. Dooley.
so ought a man. said
Mr. Hennessy. with feeling.
1t don't make so much diff renee
about him." said Mr.. DOoley. -'Whin
2 mans marrid, he's a marrld man
That's all ye can say about him. "
toorse. he thinks marredge is goin' to
change tn whole current iv his bein'.
as Hogan says. But it doesn't. Afther
he's been hooked up f'r a few months.
he finds he was marrid befure, even il
be wasn't. which is often tn case dye
mind. Theys 80 no groun's FIR dissolv-
IN that marredge. Hinnissy. Ye can't
say 10 IN Days Wurruk: Here. take
this bunch Nv allmony an go on tn
stage II turns up at breakfast about
m fourth month afther tn weddin' an
creates q scandal TIL unforchnit man
thries TO shO it off, but ii fixes him
with It's eye an hauls him away firm
N bacon an eggs. while tn lady op-
r0site Feeps an wonders what he can
see in anything so old an homely.
Il says: Come with me. aroon,' an ne
goes. An afther that he spinds most
" his time an often a good deal iv his
money with tn enchantress. / tell We
what, Hinnissy. tn Days Wurruk has
broke up more happy homes thin COM
&c Opry, II tn coorts wud allow it,
nanny a woman cud get a divorce on
IN groUn's that her husband cared
more IT his Days Wurruk thin he did
fr her. Hiunissy yarsus Hinnissy;
correspondent, tn Days Worruk.'
They'd be violence that tn defendant
was seen ridin' I'm a cab with tn cor
ryspondint, that he took il to pic
nc. that be wint TO tn theaytre with
q, that he talked about il IN his sleep.
an that, lost 10 all sinse iv shame, he
even escorted it home with him an
inthrajooced il 10 his varchous wife
an Innocent childher. SO il don't make
much di1 renee who a man marries. II
he has job, he's safe.
But with a woman tits diff'rent. TIL
nan puts down on'y part iv tn bet.
Win he's had enough iv tn convarsa-
Ton that in Union Park undher tn
hreeS med him think he was talkin'
with an intellechool joyntess, ali he
has 10 do is TO put on his coat, grab
ms dinner pail an go down to tn
shops. to be happy though marrid. But
woman. I tell We. bets all she has. A
man don't have 10 marry. but a wo-
man does or maids an clergymen do
N most in I'll wurruld an we love
lain fr tn good they do. But people.
specially women. don't want 10 be
owed that way. They want to be
loved because people can't help lovin'
'llm no mattner how bad they are. Tn
story books that We give ye'er daugh-
g Honoria all tell her it's just as good
no' 10 he marrid. She reads about how
ana Dorothy was to Lulu's childher
an she knows Dorothy was tn betther
woman, but she wants to be Lulu. Her
AeaTt, an cold look in tn eye "
U Wurruld an her ma tell her to hur-
!! UP. Early in life she looks f'r tn
"tu " her choice in tn tennis rec
o1s later she reads tn news firm tn
m.lta e1yanpmint: thin she studies
N socyal raygister; further on she
makes hers!f familyar with Brad
%aTeetS raynorts an fin1ly she
Watches n Rlace where life presarvers
are haugin'.
NOW. What kind " a man ought q
woman 10 marry? She oughtn't 20
marry young man because she'll
Nv Older quicker thin he viii. she
S~-nlh Z 70 marry an old man because
~ ne much older befure he's young
o. sne oughtn't 10 marry a poor man