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The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-01-12

would mage some appointments dot would please
der multitude ind time drife in few ter
penny nails to der chob 1904. Bud Louie am sur
prisaled ad der news vich half recefed from der
frondt und id IMAGES me feel bad dnk aboudt vet
I going to tell you Ach, Louie, der lndlcknity
und der ungratefuness uf id all images me weep vet
tears sadness. Chust aboudt Cheorge
Dewey, der hero uf Vanilla Bay, gedding turned down.
because WI ask YOU Louie-because he hat man
hoodder Summation und der to yot he tnouhg
due to Admiral Schley because he Topped der loop
und dared to destroy Spinach fleet ad Sandiago ven
Skampton nod LOGGING. Bud Cneorge stood IT.
guess id Won't break him. Und den dot oft salt uf der
ground Cheneral Miles-he ISIS also to get der hinKy
dinkle, und wy ask you Louie. more? because
he wouldn't stand for beef soldier
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-01-12
By Billy Mac.


story and he was able to good with the exhibits.
Chris as ancestors of the Macay dub recorded the
incident did not make too strong a play
Ferd wanted to push president Of the steel
trust right then and there but Mrs Ferdinand with
bundles of jewels delivered, her diamonds conf
ing back, and few quiet suggestions from the queen
restrained the dub husband Chris was assured that
the general public longer though him the owner
a pate overcrowded with close decisions, and lssy
moments The papers told much of this few mo-
rest for sitting down in the presence of the
Ferdinand family considered great honor at
this early day.
The early recorders left Chris Coumbo with a chair
pulled up close the Ferdinand family stove, telling
lust how he wanted them believe it happened, but
the great discoverer did finish there. There were
three four more lines between the seat near tIe
stove and the Columbo finish
1t was Monday, but when the popuace sprinted
for the water front, certain laundry up on sue
street overlooked busy sign and the head Oh the
washing institute Joined in with the rabble Ihe
head shirt destroying works STOOD PACK III 1e
crowd but arrival of G. Columbo was fully notea-
When Chris started up to the palace the wash
boss took the trail.
The crowd at tired of the blowout, and LETT tne
palace grounds That was about all they left me
boss Of the laundry picked several smooth spots IN
the pavement the street and Wated' AT la9S
the lights went and the watcher heard the front
door of the palace slam. 1t slammed on the great
discoverer who padded down the steps and pckec to
path to the street. The watcher on the other sde
also started
Chris Columbo met up with the watcher just as no
turned down the sidewalk and then, as bundle ol
fingers wrapped themselves around the Columpo hecN-
band the great admiral knew that ne was realy an
truly home at last The bundle Of fingers pelonseo -
Mrs Chris Columbia laundry lady,
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-01-12


such Blow might crush her. But he finally d.
vuged the frightful Truth and then Topped to ire
Settee began Bluff about killing himself that
she could get the Insurance Money She told him to
Behave, and then she went out and made Cup OF
Strong Tea for him.
Imposing Figure long he
had Financial UNDERMINING, but when they yankod
away his Supports he did horrible Collapse. When he
got the Swing in the Plexus and topped over, he
proved to be sorry Gutter. He lay his Back and
claimed a Foul while his Wife Jessie hustled
around to save of the Wreckage.
They gave up the Servants soaked the Jewels ana
moved into a smaller House. 1t rapid Come
Down, but even While they doing the Parachute
they continued Pleasant and be Game Although
their Friends around express sympathy
Stick Pins in them they forced the Angelic Smile
and did not act bit like Heavy Losers.
They had to take in Roomers and give Lessons in
China Painting in order to Hiram from the Poor
House, yet with all their Skimping and Economic
ing they never pretended to know Poverty
When Man loses his Money he goes to his Bed
drink himself into Trance. Woman lights
House from Cellar to Carrot and sends out Invita-
tons a Party.
On an Income of about SO a Week Hiram's wife ana
Daughter managed to keep up Appearances and occa-
sonalIy have O their Ola Friends to Dinner.
Hiram never understood how they managed it. When
at his empty BankBook and then out at the
meath the His Wife braced him and told him to
think of Jessie. Hiram wept and said there was no
Hope for the Child of Pauper. Notwithstanding
which, Eirams Wife kept the Family right along in the
Swim and married Jessie to desirable Catch. 1t Is
true that she starved Household for months
oruer give the Young Couple daisy Send-Of.
And all this time, Hiram, the astute Business Man
ager, standing around one Foot like Town
Simpeton at a Kissing-Bee.
Hiram had learned how to do Things with Money,
but ne his frivolous WHEY to find out
how to Manage it when there is Money
In other words Hiram discovered that lash had been
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-01-12

San Chuan listening to der Young untamed broncno
buster telling him things und he in a position
can't say holdings back to him. Now, Louie,
buster telling him something's, und he in position
fer thought aboudt i'd Dit you know dot If Cheneral
Miles hat nod cleaned oudt der Indians in Nord
dot Teddy might half lost leedle punches ur
hair or neffer gone oudt to dot country, und he
naf been der PRESIDENT You dit nod unk
aboudt dot site i'd dit you? top whole
bitzness I understand those two seIng paters Crown
ingsheld und Shorbin to be der deegaters to Ink
land. Now dare ISIS a pair dot be bufed NIT
ret und black deuce spots any day am afraidt
King Etvard viii haf opinion uf der onloed
he those two insists oudt Ut their class
strutting around ige peacocks in uniform not for
such dern
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-01-12
By Bndweiser.

"Aindt i'd a fright, Louie? vot do you dnk a6oudt
denn?' I set.
well Budweser. you hat dem," he set Men,
Louie don't DEM viii gift dem right back 10
you 1 only wish I King Etvar~ alretty"
IVY vot would you DO yes?" set Louie.
ST would refusal to recognition such envoy-exradic-
tionares und would simply send word by der wireless
dot uf dose selling paters der best We hat 0lsr
here We better ad nome for fear somepody MT
a gun might came along Dots vot voui~ "At' ainaN
tdY
'Ach Budweiser, set Louie such diplomaties as you
are sometimes. Now led offer to LauoenheillSiS
und last man in pays for i'd
Inexperienced himselluf
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-01-12

schley man Sampson little betther thin
thraitor or cow'rd at that. But anyhow he give
his opnyion an afther givn it, he got his bonnet out
had goold beaten ins up tn epyets, got tn
iiethric lights goin in tn buttons found TIL right pair
iv blue an pink pants pulled tn shoes with tn
silver bells, harnessed to his manly hips tn soord with
TIL forget-me-nots tn handle an pranced to
tn White House. AS ne whit up tn hall, he noticed
atmosphere iv what Hogan calls cold hatoor, tr
v tn durekeepers said tn prisidint wasn't home
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-01-12
1s A 4

Louie" set, dit you
hear aboudt id?"
''Yot it iss, yes" set Louie.
Ivy, aboudt der delegates to
der coronationing convention
vich will been holded shortly by
King Edward uf Inkland. Id
seems dot der new primary law
does nod do bitzness in der Dis
trict uf Columbus und der Bresi-
dent has done der Emperor VII
helm 'Hoch der Kaiser act und
saws II am it," und I viii take
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-01-12
By F. P. Dunno.

FIR tn first time since I've been at it. Ar-rohey
methods has been inthrajooced in naytional poEcks
knew tn time wud come, Hinnissy. 'Tis tn ony way
Ye may talk about it as much want, but COVER
mint, me boy, is case iv me maxim We l
want an if can't do it with song, I'll do it with a
shovel Tn i'm hand in tn velvet glove, tn horseshoe
in tn boxn' nit, tn quick right, tn heavy boot.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-01-12

something being started. Chris Columbo, with the
three Indian warriors coming ashore in launch
When the populace had watched Chris and his brave
mariners doing the fade away stunt the pillows
of the deep previous, they
to announce the finish of the who failed
gum, but the launch drew they
former laundry clerk busy holding several
obese bundles of jewels from the water Chris
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-01-12
Copyright, 1902, by
Robert Howard Russell.

"a HERE did We spind TIL New Years." asked
Dooley.
SEVH II didn't go to tn White House raycir
VV ton" said Mr.. Hennessy, pleasantly
Il We didn't said Mr. Dooley. 'Yeer
arm a sling. boy Hin
missy, taken NANNY chanst ife but ia
as lave think declarin' tn sintmints
Orange meetn' dhroppin in FIR socyal can at
what Hogan tn ixicutive That is, fl
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-01-12

but at this early day heaving the boot not con-
fined the police stations, and after several assign
ments of hob nails had been delivered, the warrior
Joined the the floor. Being natives OF
Southern cline the sailor boys wanted to make
1t a plain case o croak the Indian group but g
Columbo poor missing chances, and Chris al
ready continuation of the warriors mapped
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-01-12

govermint empIyee, which amt, havin' been
wrong.
''Th time whn man lost his job an his
prisidint tn time. a reproof was
commissioned to him chloFyform. He woke up
rubbed his eyes an says, Where am /" an IN
polisman says: Yee ash bar'l' He come FIRM
III White House with tears in his eyes an was toll
he was out v wurruk. But, Hinnissy, tn prisint
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-01-12

hundred years the discoverer Of the new
I world wa tched h%rbor lights IF the indian
village behind being turned OF.
Down under deck flooring the motley crew al
ready assured that Sp would be sighted in ample
time for the elections, listening wi great &c
light version of mat stirring trayed time
dtty "a Hot Time" for Christie it The heavy
thinking and the great discOverer was certainty
playing for
Running indicating digit down the programme
Christie located the number calling for that
celebrated team Mrs Isabella Ferdinand queen of all
SPAIN and Columbo, original discoverer. Chris
tie the committed to memory. 1t was all
stored up in brain repository and the load made
the repository ache
Mrs Ferdinand was slated to tripping IN be-
fore the vast audience and Christie the books
to stand and wait arrival Issy to
delight at the return of the great admiral, and
then with cry of joy, wild clutch
at the good things Christie had carried back from the
new world Just here Christie wondered what
Mrs. Ferdinand when ner clutch went
wild.
Sounds of rather enthusiastic rough house
great admiral was thinking of originating the
mysterious disappearance turn Again Chris Coumoo
be saved.
Dislocatng a slat from of the crates piled
the deck Chris determined to tire
weln just thirty three later
great admiral down between the decks
Chris had planned to make it ambulance call, at
least part the way round but ne claimed another
shuttle; of him located a bundle ms
merry sailors holding close to the what
collection Indian feet while els
lamps located a busy industrously ex-
planning the beginning of the McGovern crouch.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-01-12

clngng Agricultural Simplicity that no ono
dreamed the Truth him. In Reality, his Arteries
were surcharged with Sporting Blood. When no one
suspected it, he liked to put Mask and sneak out
and hold the Stock Market That is what he did UNI
til one sad Day in May the Stock Market and Did
him. He got it right where the Hired Girl wears the
Ruching.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-01-12

With experience gained in the taverns along
water front and recalling the narrow escape OF the
dub Ferdinand. the great admiral decided to
up for time and, pushing himself close to the
top step the path the basement he posed
seer the exhibition.
The Indian up against the wall was an ardent work.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-01-12
Copyright 1902, by
Robert Howard Russell.

NOE there was a staid Business Man who was
hooked up with hoop-la SpendeT. 1t was
often remarked that Hiram's Wife seemed to
take it for granted that Treasury Notes grew on
Trees She wore these long lozenge-shaped
Rings that blind the Spectator, and she had
t Sunburst for every Day in the Week
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-01-12

at once switched to the wise boy class Chris had
learned the national game good. The obese bundles
Of jewels belonged to the Indians Chris proba
bly, would have used the jewels anyhow, for he gener
ally acted head boss the flag yacht.
When Chris arrived at the palace great doings
turned Chris never missed line in telling his
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-01-12
dineren

end a Diamond Tarara that ade the other omen sz-
zle with Envy She trailing Worth Gown that
kept company into The Room long after she had en-
tereG.
Now and then she would give Party at which Ssu
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-01-12
Modern Fable Of Rugged nirap and niram's Gdd9 Wife
By George AIDE.

the Essence of his Existence while had been
accidental Adjunct to his Wife's Social Campaigns
Without big Reserve, he Smoke. .,Ae minus
her ChecBook, to greater heights of Diplomacy.
In time she succeeded in resuscatng groggy
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-01-12

Her mower IN mein own handts unu Hdse tSeS ~
zotfne f der deegaters vich shall representation oe
glorious stars und STRIDES uf der Unided Stades u @
TbiIlipipoehle Isants. hat subbosltioned' Louie ~
A. esident golld do der right ding und dot unbiased
nil aees frjendts ind unnfuenced NIT mefskenary mo-
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-01-12

band and putting him back on the Track but he had
his Ginger. stoop-shoudered and gray as
Bat.
She turned up at the Club Meetings just clipper
as Of Yore, only she by Trolley instead OF
Coupe
MORAL: 1t is the upheaval of Tough Luck that
causes Transfer Of the Family Scepter.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-01-12

an another lightly kicked him he passed, but IKE
a sojer he wint to tn East room where Mr. Hosen-
felt, pa-aperS me- shtud In front ~ tn lre-
place, nervousy pluckin Screty be tn beard We
come says Gin'ral Miles, pay raysplcts to tn
head iv tn nation Thank ye,' tn PRESIDENT.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-01-12

that the way r-run politicks whin was cap
tain iv precint"
but ye niver prisdint," Mr.. Hennessy.
Il always had too soft spot FIR age Mr..
Doo1ey; IAN tbs tn aged that up us young fell
lows An anyhow done betther."
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-01-12
CHAPTER XI.
Chris COIuTbo Turns His Dis
coVery Over to Queen Isabella.

n GLIDING down a portion of the seating capacity
IS well toward the the deck OF Tie nag
= Yacht Chris Columbo guaranteed for several
Z hundred years as the dscoverer Of the new
world, watched the h<rbOr lights IF the Indian
village behind him being turned OF
The Jersey City news. (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1889-1906, 1902-01-15
SMALLPOX IN nOBOKEN
Board of Health Thinks It Has
the Disease Under
Control.

The members of the Hoboken Board Of
Health discussed smallpox for severai
hours at their meeting yesterday after
noon. The opinion prevailed that the dis
ease in the city was practically under
control The new cases are diminishing
in number each week and the authorities
are confident that an epidemic will be
prevented
To be ready for future emergencies
President Helfers and DIR. Kudlieh were re-
quested to prepare plans for a detention
house and a disinfecting plant as agreed
upon BY the board at its last meeting.
When the plans are ready application
viii be made for funds. with which 10
carry them into effect.
Smallpox claimed another victim in Ho
boken this morning. The sufferer Is Ross
W4lthers nineteen years old OF No. 512
Ferry street. The girl resides with her
parents next door to the house in which
William Witte WAS stricken several weeks
ago. Witte was the man who escaped
from the pest house at Snake Hill and
returned TO his home while in the worst
stage Of the disease. He was taken back
to the pest house. but not before he had
spent several hours in the neighborhood
Of hie home. The healt authorities be-
lfeye that the case of the Walthers girl
resulted from Witte being at large.
The Jersey City news. (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1889-1906, 1902-01-15
UNFIT FOR USE
Citizens Find School No.
Ii in a Deplorable
Condition.
WALLS DECAYlNG RAPIDLY
Will Ask Legislature to Ap-
propriate Sum for New
Building Out Of State
Surplus.

School No. IA, on Bergen Square, was
examined this morning by members of the
Board Of Education and a committee of
prominent citizens Of the Heights and
found to be unfit for use. A startling
condition of affairs was discovered in the
cellar There the four foundation walls
were found TO be rapidly going to decay
and several large holes were visible
Around these holes piles Of bricks lfad
been placed to support the old walls
The timbers were deemed very weak
and too old 10 support the floors. OF the
three furnaces only one was found to be
IN good working order The large sheet
Of tin oyer the furnaces, which had been
put up some years ago to protect the
fioor from the heat, was condemned as
worn out. The examiners said that fire
might result at any time.
The top floor was visited and the walls
found to be in fair condition. The CELL
ings showed that the plaster had fallen
in numerous places and had been repair
ed The stairs were also condemned as
being weak and unsuhstantial The first
floor was said to be in fair shape also.
Many cracks were discovered in the ex-
terior walls, but nothing of a serious
nature
Architect Rowland said he was not in
a position TO pass on the condition OF the
school at present because the building
was very old. He added that he could
not say whether it was safe or not.
Mr.. j. Crane Of the Bergen Improve
rnent Association said that some tirnbers
in the building were over one hundred
years old.
f.rs
The Jersey City news. (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1889-1906, 1902-01-15
MURPHY'S INAUGURATION
Col. Dickinson Issues His
Orders for the Parade by
the Local A Associations

Colonel sampel D. Dickinson. marshal
Of the Franklin Murphy Association !
parade in this city en- route for Trenton,
on the Inauguration OF Governor Murphy
on January 21 has issued these orders
for that event IT,:
The column will form on Jersey avenue,
right resting on Seventh street, in MA
toons of twIve file front, single file, with
a commandant to each platoon in the
following order, same having been decd
ed by lot:--Hoboken. Lower Jersey City,
Greenvilie and Bayonne. Lafayette, Hud-
son city, North Hudson, Bergen, West
Hudson
The various sections Of the county as
enumerated above will select their cons
mandants for each platoon, also their
position in column in their section and
Immediately on their arrival at the place
OF formation viii report to the adjufant
for assignment to their position. Tue
members are requested TO wear dark
clothes and hats.
the line Of march will be as follows -
Jersey avenue and Seventh street to
Mercer. street, to Grove street, passing the
City Hall, where his Honor, Mayor Marx
NJ. Pagan, viii review the association. to
Montgomery street to Pennsylvania r.
r, depot. Badges and canes viii be dis
tributed at headquarters on morning Of
parade.
The Jersey City news. (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1889-1906, 1902-01-15
PROTECTION IN HOBOKEN
Convicted Saloonkeeper
Claims He Paid Money
for the Police.

Testimony was taken by Recorder
Stanton of Hobolsen this morning in a
sensational case of blackmail which de-
veioped upon the arrest and conviction Jf
John Greiner, saloon-Eeeper charged
with employing barmaids in violation of
a city ordinance. After Greiner was con-
victed he revealed to his counsel, Assem-
blyman John ]. Fallon. daring black
mail scheme OF which he claimed to have
been the victim.
6sreiner keeps saloon on Third street
between Hudson and River streets. He
alleged that he had paid 100 protection
money TO William Teshela, a Third street
barber. who, it was said. pretended be
able to square Greinel's case with Lice
Captain Hayes. Teshela and Robert
Weiss, one of his employees who was
with him when the deal was consunl-
mated, were arrested
Weiss swore on the witness chair that
he saw Greiner hand over sl05 10 Tesheia.
Five dollars of this amount was to De dr.
vided between Tesheia and Weiss for
their trouble and the 500 was for Captalr
Hayes.
Weiss claimed to be non-interested
party in the deal and said he was igno-
he asked Teshela If he could really square
the case Teshela replied, Captain HAYES
would slap my face if offered him any
money!
Weiss then said that Teshela gave him
$50 with which TO start in the peddling
business.
Recorder Stanton held both Teshela
and Weiss for the Grand Jury charged
with obtaining money under false pre-
fences.
The Recorder sald:-sTf Greiner had
been acquitted of the charge of keeping
barmaids, do not suppose this back
mail scheme would have come to light.
1t would have been presumed that Cap
tain Hayes had received the money. I am
glad that a chance has arrived to put
these rumors of saloon protection in this
city at rest Time and again reports
have come to me of shake down on
the part Of the police. Now there is no
persecution on the part Of the police ST
this city that I am aware Of and / hope
the present Grand Jury will NAVE an
example of these defendants Z
The Jersey City news. (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1889-1906, 1902-01-15
SHOT A BOY DEAD
Watchman Becker on Trial for
Killing Young William
Miller.

Robert Becker. the Shore Road watch
man, who shot and killed eighteen-year
old William Miller, in Hobeken. about 8
o'clock on the night of June II last, was
placed on trial for mansiaughter in the
Court Of General Sessions this morning.
The defence was represented by Judge
Otto Grouse and the firm OF Lewis. Bes-
son & Stevens. Prosecutor Erwin APP
peared for the State. Both sides exhaust
ed their stipulated number of challenges
before jury was finally secured.
The States representative in his OPEN
ing address said that Miller was shot
through the eye and died almost instantly.
The tragedy occurred on the River Walk,
near the Shore Roads track The Prose-
cutor said that the State would endeavor
to show that Becker fred the fatal shot
unnecessarily.
Beth. sides produced maps Of me scene
Of the tragedy and Architect Lewis II.
Broome, who prepared the States map.
was the first witness called. lie descriD-
ed the neighborhood and identified photo
graphs Of the scene produced by the de-
fendant's counsel.
Patrolman John MailIy testified tnat
shortly before eight o'clock on the night
OF June It, he answered a caf from the
River Walk. opposite the Pennsylvania
Railroad shops. When he arrived there
with the van he saw Becker coming out
of freight car. He said
I'm an officer. shot a man and l
think he's dead
why did you not send for the ambu-
lance" Mailly said he asked Becker
Il sent for the patrol the watchman
replied
The witness said he saw Miller in a sit
ting position near the rear wheels Of
freight car. He was apparently lifeless.
Mailly put Becker under arrest
The defence will be that the fatal shot
was fred by Becker to frighten away
Miller and some other boys who were
stealing brass fittings from the cars. It
will be claimed that the watehman did
not fire at the boy, but that the course
Of the bullet was detected by striking a
car wheel from which it bounded and en-
tered Miller's eye.
The trial will last all day.