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The Savannah morning news., 1902-02-09

piled. Beet sugar an Liberty Now an
Foriver, wan an insiprable'-Dan1
Webster. Thank Gawd IL also--am a
Beet--th' same. Government of tn
Beet, by tn Beet an FIR tn Beet shall
not perish firm tn earth, Abraham
Lincoln. An so. Hinnissy, we put tn
pie back into. tn ice-chest where we
keep our honor an ginerosity an lock
tn dure an Cuba goes home, free an
hopeless. Dye think so? Well, | don't.
BE hivens, Hinnissy. / think tn time
has come whin we've got to say
whether we're a nation iv Beets. / am
no serf but I'd rather be bent undher
tn dispotism iv Casteel thin undher
tn tyranny iv a Beet. If I've got to
be slave. I'd rather be wan to a man,
even a Spanish man, thin to 81 viggy-
table. If I'm goin' to be opprissed be
a Beet, let il be firm tn inside not firm
without. I'll choose me masther, Hin
missy. an whin / do, twill not be that
low-lyin', purple-complected, indygis-
tible viggytable. I may bend me high
head to tn eggplant. tn potato. tn
cabbage, tn squash. tn punkin, tn
sparrow-grass, tn onion, tn spinach,
tn rutabaga turnip. tn Fr-rinch pea
or th' parsnip, but twill niver be said
iv me that I was subjygated be a Beet.
No. sir. Betther death Tn goin TO
begin a war FIR freedom. I'm goin' TO
sthrike tn shackles firm a slave an
I'm him. I'm goin' to organize a rig
mint iv Rough Riders an whin | stand
on tn top iv San Joon hill with me
soord in me hand an me gleamin'
specs on me nose, We can mark tn end
iv tn domination iv TIL Beet in tn
western wurruld. FIR, Hinnissy, I tell
ye what, if tn things ] hear firm
Wash.n'ton is thrue, that other war iv
freedom stopped befure it was half
DONE.
AN what about tn Philippians ?"
asked Mr.. Hennessy.
"They'se nawthin' to say about the
Ph'lippeens,' said Mr. Dooley, 'except
that tn throuble down there Is all
over"
''All over?"
"All over"
The Savannah morning news., 1902-02-09

one Day and said 10 him, Father, you
are not long for this World and tc
save Lawyer Fees and avoid tie-uF
in the Probate Court | think you
ought to cut up your Estate your own
self and then you will know 1t is done
Right"
How had better divide ~" asked
the Old Gentleman.
you can put the whole Shooting
Match in my Name" suggested Joel.
That VIII save lot OF Writing. Then
" any other Relatives need anything,
they can come 70 me and try to Bor-
row it,
Joel sent for cut-rste Shyster who
brought a bundle Of Papers tied with
Green Braid and assured the Old
Gentleman that the Proceeding was q
Mere Formality. When Legal Wolf
wants 10 work the Do-Do on soft
Thing he always springs that Gag
about a Mere Formally.
Joel and the Shell Worker moved the
old Gentleman up to a Table i'm the
Front Room and put a Cushion under
him and slipped a Pen into his Hand
and showed him where 20 Sign.
After he got through filling the Blank
Spaces with his John Hancock. he
didn't have Window 20 hoist or a
Fence TO lean on. lie Was simply
spOnging on Joel.
This went on for about a Month and
then Joel began TO Fret
II don't think 7 am getting Square
Deaf said Joel. Here N an Ancient
Party without any Assets who lives
with me Week w and Week out and
doesn't pay any Board. He is getting
too Old and WObbly TO DO odd Jobs
around the Place. and ID looks 90 me
like an awful Imposition"
The Savannah morning news., 1902-02-09
A VALENTINE FROLIC.
Progra mme for 81 Jolly Party Given
i'm Detail.

in Detail.
A charming little feature for a party
to be given on The day or eve of good
st. Valentine is the winged hearts
game This is played by cutting from
pink tissue paper as many heart-shap-
ed pieces as there will be girls in the
company. These hearts should be about
six inches in length and wide in pro-
portion. Each one has written upon 1t
in gold ink the name of one of the
young women to be present.
When the time for playing the game
has arrived the lights in the room are
lowered and soft music played. While
the music is playing the winged hearts
begin to float into the room through
the slightly drawn portiere or screen
in the doorway.
This is managed by the hostess. who
is concealed behind the portiere. A
fire bellows creates the wind necessary
to watt the hearts. Each heart belongs
TO the gentleman of the party whose
chair Il falls nearest. The girl whose
name is inscribed on II is his valen-
tine.
When all the hearts have been cap
tured lights are turned up, pencils and
paper distributed Each man present is
then required TO write a verse about
the name inscribed on the heart cap
tured by him II Is explained that the
verse adjudged best will win for the
The Savannah morning news., 1902-02-09
BY p. p. DuNNE.

What's all this about Cuba an tn
Ph'hppeens?" asked Mr.. Hennessy.
What's beet sugar?"
'Th' throuble about Cuba is that
she's free; tn throuble about beet su
gar is we're not; an tn throuble
about tn Ph'lippeens is tn Ph'lippeen
throuble," said Mr.. Dooley. "As rega-
ards Cuba, she's like a woman that
tn whole neighborhood helps to di-
voorce firm crool husband, but niv-
ertheless husband. an a miserable
home, but home, an a small credit
at tn grocery but a credit. an thin
wh1n she goes into tn dhressmakin
business, rayfnse to buy anything
firm her because she's a divorced wo-
man. We freed Cubia but we didn't
free anything she projooces. 1t wasn't I
her fault. We didn't think. We exploited
that all ye had to do was to go down
to Sandago with a kinetoscope an
sthrike the shackles firm tn slave an
she'd be comfortable even If she had
no other protection f'r her poor feet
We f'rgot about TIL Beet. Most iv us
niver thought about that beautiful but
fragile flower excipt billed in connie
ton with pigs feet or picked in its
own life juice. We didn't know that
upon tn Beet hange tn fate iv tn
nation, th hope iv tn future, tn per-
manence iv our instichoochions an a
lot iv other things akelly precious. TIL
Beet is tn naytional anthem an, be
hivens, 1t looks as though it might be
tn naytional motto befure long,
WELL Cuba got her freedom or
something that wud look like tn same
thing if she kept it out iv tn rain, but
somehow or another 1t didn't suit her
entirely. A sort iv cravin' come over
The Savannah morning news., 1902-02-09

An old Residenter who owned a Sec
tion Of Improved Land and some Town
Property besides was getting too Fee
BILE to go out and roast the Hired
Hands so he turned the job over TO
his Son. This Son was named Joel.
He was sFoolsh. the same as a Fox.
Any one who got ahead of Joel had to
leave a 4:3O Call and start on a Lope.
When II came to Skin Games, he was
the original High Binder.
Joel took the Old Gentleman aside
The Savannah morning news., 1902-02-09

simply because he looks 10 be wrinK-
led and doddeTing. Joel's Father had
a few Things coming TO him. although
he had been double-crosseG and pui
through the Ropes, he still had a
Punch left. He sent for a Lawyer Who
was even more Crafty than the ono
employed by Joel and he said 70 him:
There is Loop-Hoie I'm every Writ
ten instrument; " one only knows how
TO bnd II. ! wnnt you TO set aside that
fool Deed"
Next lay the Lawyer CAME for him
Ia d0uble-sea'cd Carriage AMI SAL.
They forgot 10 put on a Revenue
stamp and 20 the Transfer In o."
And do ! set all OF my Property
tac' again" asked the Dld fteslden-
ter.
".ou get half and I gef half" was
t1o herly ~ enc Lawyer
The Savannah morning news., 1902-02-09

give me mine" said the Old Resi-
denter. LIN from Wisconsin and
want 1t In the Hand. Whatever / own
from this time on, / carry right in my
Clothes and any realtive who sepa-
rates me from it will have TO set his
Request to Music" Then he went to a
Physician
Doc" he says. they are counting
. on me but / figure that before / cash
in have time to spend all that / have.
Look me over and tell me how long ]
would last ON Waldorf Diet. want
to gauge my Expenses so as to leave
nothing behind for Joel except Ha-H Ha
Message and a few Heirlooms.'
IF you want to euchre your Family
The Savannah morning news., 1902-02-09

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cure Cancer, as my wife had one on her
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Upon receipt ofyour letter, I bought ave
bottles and she commenced to take 1t,
and In less than eight months she was
cured. did not write you until now be-
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q. N. BrMEoAR, Thayer, Iowa.
The Savannah morning news., 1902-02-09
Chronic Ulcers
Ealing Sores
That Breed and
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of Cancer
Plaque Spots the
Outgrowth of Dis
eased Blood. and
a Constant Drain
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and
looking
erwihf
of yellow geeni and feeling the dull hObbng sharp
S
sno
nny heal the little blister
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The Savannah morning news., 1902-02-09

-Davy Jones was interested In the
mermaid's account of the killing OF
deer by Admiral Schley.
Sure he didn't dlsobey the orders
from Washington" he asked.
There was no orders. He Just saw
the deer and shot t."
Think he didn't order the Brooklyn
TO head for the sea and get out OF
ranger
Are you crazy? He shot the deer.
I tell you"
"All the same. I'll bet some mighty
hunter in Washington will put in a
claim for the veuison. Marine Jour-
nal.
The Savannah morning news., 1902-02-09

and other parts of the body,
and the almost imperceptible
tumor or lump upon the breast,
as often result in Cancer as the
deeper and more frightful-look-
ing ulcers. They feed upon
the same morbid and destruc-
tive materials that are gener-
ated within the blood, and
inflammation and destruction
of tissue will continue just so
long as this impure matter is
carried through the circulation
to these old sores and ulcers.
The Savannah morning news., 1902-02-09

Proof Positive. .-'flmklnf 70 get
married N 4 could md n sensible girl.
Flinklns' J know nice gifl. but r
don'i think she wants ~ marry. AZ
least. che refused me.
The Savannah morning news., 1902-02-09

writer valentine to be presented to
the lady whose charms were cele-
brated. The verses are pronounced
upon by someone not in the game The
judge should not be told by whom the
verses are written. The historic old
valentine gift, pair of gloves, would
make nice choice. 1t should be pre-
sented to the lady in the box in which
II is bought in order TO facilitate ex-
change. which may be necessary
Another merry half-hour is insured
by persuading the small boy of the
family to act the part of Cupid Cupid
is disguised in an ulster and a silk hat
His identity is revealed, however. bv
two tissue and tinsel wings which
STICK out from the coat at the shoul-
ders. He carries a busineSs-like bag.
which, when opened, reveals a quantity
or pink heart-shaped cards each one
haVing sentence written upon it in
gold paint. Each person present re-
ceives a card. The sentence written
upon 1t is understood to refer to the
lover or loveress of the recipient. All
OF the sentences are quotations. Chosen
at random and distributed at Cupfd's
option, they never fail to create great
merriment. One pocket in the satchel
contains the cards for the men: an
other pocket those designed for the
girls.
Thus the men may receive cards ad-
vising:
BE to her virtues very kind,
BE to her faults a little blind.
Or.
give the ALL can no more.
though poor the Offering be
MY heart and lutte are all the store
That / can bring to thee.
Her wit was more than man; her inno-
cence a child.
The girls receive similar versus
which are applicable to men. For ex.
ample:
Genteel in parsonage.
Conduct and equipage.
Noble by heritage,
Generous and free
Or.
am not in the roll of common men.
banish plump Jack and Danish all the
world.
In MANY cases it will be found that n
lucky chance makes the quotation fit
the case. In others the verses will af-
ioru ground FOR all manner of merry
speculation and teasing,
A delightful Valentine game called
Hearts To Let is played somewhat in
the same way as going to Jerusalem.
or. as 1t is also called, Clap in and
Clap Out.
The chairs are placed back to back
ana each one is labeled with the name
OF one of the young men of the com
pany. there being exactly as many
chairs as there are young men present
The girls are blindfolded before the
labelling Is done. They march in line
around the chairs TO the strains Of
some good old love song, and when the
music ceases sit down in any chair
which happens to be handy. or course.
when the bandages are taken from the
eyes there is much sport over the seats
ana the girls who have chosen them. II
is understood for the occasion that fate
guides each maiden to chccse the chair
OF the man whose personality she is
most taken with.
Ihe mems turn comes next Here, of
course. the chairs are labelled with the
nanes of the girls. The men are blind
folded and marched around the seats.
dropping into the nearest when the
piano ceases playing. This, OF course.
decides the important fact of which
girl is preferred by the man.
The Savannah morning news., 1902-02-09

automobile coat le an awful disaD.
p0lnfmoDi 90 her" Whats the msf
ier with li2' "Mhy, u doeunt make
phia Evening huileun
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Timkins. ~ George, she must be- q
sensible gln, Introduce me. viii you2
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The Savannah morning news., 1902-02-09

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sig years ago my leg from the knee
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The Savannah morning news., 1902-02-09

IN these days Of publicity. being very
rich has ~ various and sometimes un-
expected disadvantage. The most
recent victim is President Charles N,
echwab Of the Steel Trust. How NJ
schwab dniiied win the banks N
Monte Carrie, ana had the bad luck 90
Win $4,000. and y front paHe notice ln
most 0f ihe newspapers ~ ihia rqnnr
~, Il now history, The fRci that he
The Savannah morning news., 1902-02-09
MIR. DOOLEY ON THE
CONDITION OF CUBA.
dR@n

Copyright, 1902. BY Robert Howard Russell
The daily morning journal and courier., 1902-10-06

and their respective conference. before they were admitted, that they would faithfully obey the discipline of their church. which not only exhorts each one of these 18,00O ministers to be dili- gent and spread their books, but it also makes it obligatory upon every pastor in the whole denomination ito care that every society be supplied with their church literature"
 In fact, the discipline makes it as ob- ligatory to do this as it does to appoint prayer meetings and receive members. etc. See Church Discipline, chapter s, also in paragraph 9S. It makes it as imperative for each pastor to report the circulation of the church literature to the district conference as it does the religious condition of their respective charges. Furthermore, the discipline requires that every presiding elder and pastor shall do all in their power to col Iect debts due the Book Concern" But besides these lS,000 men who have promised to faithfully circulate the Methodist literature, they have a large number of the common book agent class selling their subscription books. It IS well known fact that the publishing interests of this church is one of the greatest factors in that denomination, and also that they are bending every effort to keep up their phenomenal suc- cess in way of profits. But no one would think of finding fault with the 1 Methodist Episcopal church for this. say nothing about denying their indi- vidual churches the right to their char | ter.
 And why, then, deny the Christian Scientists who are simply preaching the gospel of Jesus Christ, healing the sick and selling their literature to only such as come to them to buy? For remem- ber,. We never send out any book agents I of any kind.
 It may be argued that the profits of the above named church literature goes to the support of their preachers. their widows and orphans. True, but do not the profits made on the sale of Mrs. 7ddy's books go back into the funds of our church also? And in this way they are kept in continual circulation for the good of mankind, and not for the per sonal use of our unself1sh and beloved leader.
 All we ask at the hands of those whC are appointed and paid by the people to
 dispense the law of the State impar-
 tially is the simple justice that every
 loyal citizen has right to ask and re.
 ceive.
 SEVERN F. SIMONSFN.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1902-10-06
Government Bonds.
Bid. Asked,

Cotton. Reported over the private wire of ', l.. Mo. Lean X Co.,, 25 Broad street. New York; New Haven office $40 Chapel street. Hu. bInger Building. Norman A. Tanner, manager.
 0nen rloep
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EinamciaI.

Ninety-seven per cent of the mines in the Tombstone Mining District of Arizona haves been merged into a single Company The Tombstone Consolidated Mines Company, Ltd.,-under the supervision of The Development Company of America.
 These mines have produced from the surface to an average depth of 500 feet over S3o.ooo,ooo. Twenty-four hundred feet of still richer deposits remain to be mined, as demonstrated by the reports of such eminent mining engineers as Prof. John A. Church. Wm. A. Parish, Prof. w. P. Blake and ". F. Staunton.
 We offer, at par, in denomi- nations to suit the purchaser, S3,ooo,ooo, of 6 per cent Special Contract Bonds of The Tombstone Consolidated Mines Company, Ltd, accompanied by a like amount of Capital Stock. Bonds are to perfect purchase, equip and further develop the properties.
 The Consolidated Company should earn operating expenses, interest charges, retire the Bonds in four years and pay 4% on the Capital Stock during the retire ment period. Under less favor able conditions these properties have earned as high as S25o,ooo, net, per month.
 For full particulars address AMERICAN FINANCE AND
 SECURITIES COMPANY,
 1921 Park Row, New York or E. R. HANSON, New Haven Represents tive. First National Bank Building.
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GOAL IS KING" 1"

A small amount of Washington Co.opera- tive Mining Syndicate Stock-@a Coal Cor poration which is paying EIGHT PER CENT. PER ANNUM ON PAR VALUE can still be had at No. s48 Chapel Street, New Haven.
 T. F. DAVIES Agent
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The Union Trust Company
NEW HAVEN.

CHARTERED by the State of Connect,. cut with authority to act us Executor- Ad, ministrator, Guardian, Receiver or Trustee. under will or deed.
 Is a legal depository of money paid Into Trustee for Municipalities, CorporationMs ma and individuals. and administers trusts nS all kinds Empowered to act as registrar of stocks bonds or snkng 1faer Of 1deb business such as is usually done by Trust Companies.
 1t also does 2 general Banking business. ceiyes deposits, inc principal of each irnst is invested by itself and kept separate and apart from the general assets of the Com. pany.
 ined by the Bank Examiner of the State of HENRY L. HoTCHKIss, presIden,.
 EUGENH s. BRISTOL. Treasures.
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Closing Prices.

Following are the closing prices reported by Prince X Whitely. Bankers and Brokers.
 b2 Broadway. New York. and 15 Center st.. Naw Haven. Bid. Asked.
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CContinued on Twelfth Page
Eima,lcia1.
 NEV YORK STOCK MARKET.

Opening. Highest, Lowest Quotation
 Following are the closing prices reported hy Prince iS Whltely, bankers and brokers, g Broadway, New York, and 15 Center street street, New Haven: