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Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1902-09-04

Mrs. M. K. Bousch, Richmond, Va.
writes:
az had cafarrh all through my Sys.
tenn for two years and could get no n
lief was advised TO try Peruna, and
! have taken five bottles of IL and am
well end better now than ! have been
for years. I car advise any ore who
has CafaTh of any part of tie body 10
take Peruna. My little girl who Is
eleven years old had cafarrh, buf was
cured by Peruna. Before I began 10
take PerUna 1 was SICK all the time,
but now ! am entirely cured and all
praise is due Peruna. ---Mrs. M. X.
BouSch.
Miss Pearl Bousch writes: "When I
was a baby l contracted catarrh, and
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1902-09-04
How He GOT II

Sam J~ohnsing lows he's got al, v7,b
.plEg-pong ankle" observed Mr.. Dark
leigh.
Huh" snorted Mr. SNOWFALL. "Laik
ter know how dat niggah got 1t. He
never played no ping-pong.''
Wen he say he cotch it FUN bounc-
In back an 10th ovah Mistah ZONES,
fence las Monday night, wild dem two
bulldogs ping an pongin' on each side
er de fence, jest kase he try ter see er
de chicken coop wuz locked,"-Iudqa
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1902-09-04
study OF Society.

Don't yez subscribe till the docthrine
that all men is born equal? inquired
Mr.. DOlan.
.Oi do not" answered Mr.. Rafferty,.
INV big Dinny weighed siveral pounds
more at the shtart han your son Miles
If any a]lthercation could have come up
bechune the infants, Dinny wor oouhd
tv git the best iv it."-Washington
Star.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1902-09-04
Dead Mans Check Refused.

A few days ago a man presented q
check to William H. Rogers, cashier of
the Nassau bank, demanding payment.
But 1 can't pay that" said the CASH
Ter; that mans dead"
But" protested the holder Of the
check, "he was alive when he signed
it."
And, in face OF all Mr. Rogers eff
forts at explanation, the man left the
bank convinced that he had a griev-
ance.-New York Times.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1902-09-04
SOLDIERS HELP STRIKERS.
m Such Good Missionary Work They
Are Moved Away. =

P~arkersburg. w. Va, Sept. 2-Ar
-,,,a~nncted situation has resulted from
tbe ordering out OF the national guard
- ~ nreserye order in the coal fields
Tba soldiers, whose sympathy was al
,ritb the strikers from the first, have
,"sod their influence with the men who
oro at work and have persuaded SC
many OF them to join in the strike ina
the detachment stationed at Rush hu1
had to be recalled and sent 10 anotnel
noint to keep it from emptylns ths
mine.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1902-09-04
Then He Went.

do you know" remarked the young
man as the mantel clock indicated
II.2o 2, M. that of all the songs L
ever heard. my favorite is Home
Sweet Home?'" .,
'Indeed?" rejoined the fair glrI' a.
she endeavored to suppress a ya"n, l
never would have suspected H"-Ch'
"a go News.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1902-09-04
BIG STRIKE THREATENED.
Butchers in the Big Packing Centers
Ara niesafiSfied.

Arc DTSSdIToITCu'
Chicago, Sept. 2. Unless a com
promise is effected the cattle butchers
employed by the various packers al
-. stock yards will go on strike next
wednesday morning and the butchers
IN the packing plants at Kansas CITY,
South Omaha, Sioux City, st. Paul and
ST. Joseph, that they will do likewise;
The butchers union has made IN all
these cities a demand for an increase
of 10 per cent in wages and II the re-
nDcst is not granted concerted actlon
Is agreed upon.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1902-09-04
How wonderful.

Fudge-This is a most remarkab BILE
case. A paper relates that a connois-
seur Of art, passing an old junk shop,
saw a dusty painting lying among the
rags in the window, and, taking a fan
cy to It, purchased 1t.
Judge-What's remarkable about It?
1.-THE painting turned out to be Meth
err a Rubens nor a Rembrandt. "-Balti-
more Herald.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1902-09-04
Il

List of Patents Issued Last Week to
Northwestern Inventors.
Fred Cooley, Minneapolis, Mimi, fire
proof building; William Jordan. VII
mona, Mimi, box fastener; Henry Kry-
ger, Minneapolis, Mimi. cylinder rotary
snow plow; Ole Rudd, West Duluth,
Mimi, power shaft coupling; William
Sauntry, Saltwater. Mimi, lumlAr r
loading or unloading device; Edwin
Thomas, st. Paul, Mimi, twin saw
Slabbing machine
Lothrop and johnson, patent attorneys, Oil
-9l3 Pioneer Press Bldg, st. Paul. MINI.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1902-09-04
The Limit.

NJ Van Albert-Great scott' WHY
are not all these dishes washed? 4.
~rs Won AIbert-Because the cook u
using the kitchen table
Mr., Van Albert-In what way .
Mrs. Van Albert-she Is playing :
game Of ping-pong with the roN'
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1902-09-04
All the Same Price.

Patfent-I'm sorry, now, that I sent
for you, doctor, because 1 feel so much
better that I don't need any medicine
Doctor-Better take some; I'll charge
you just the same for this visit wheth-
er you do or not.-Ohio State Journal.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1902-09-04
THE MOOSE.
Arory Mob Kills colored Man VIC
N"~S JhssauIted a Young Woman.

sparta, H., Sept 2.-Ardee wilson
SPEC who was arrested here for al
2 nit on a young white woman yes
80 Was shot to death by an angr,
uoaS IA escaped the mob earlier IL
LoO .,obt in some manner by slipping
VI. rome they had tied about his mech
on 2 detting ava in the darkness. 4
rosse pursued him ana sith;n tws
lin several hours later, wisnin 1--WE
hiocks Of the jail, and killed MIN.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1902-09-04

Mr.. Henry A. Salzer, the well known
La Crosse, Wis, scotsman, accompanied
by his family left for Europe last week
and will return in November. During
his absence Nh. Salzer will look up
some new seed novelties in Russia
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1902-09-04
FIRE IS A sTRANeE ONE.
r,anes Burn Unseen All Night an
surst Out in the Morning.

Burst Our IN the "o''nn"s' rL
Springfield, Mimi, Sept. :. Inc
u.oin~ Elevator of Van Duzen & Co. was
: 81 nv lightning Saturday night n
,ito1 IN the inside. The flames re.
smined unseen until early morning
ma thew suddenly burst forth and In
W. Ut time the building was entirely
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1902-09-04

DON'T EXPERIMENT WITH GROUP,
cure the children quickly with Coles Cough
Cure. They like It. Every bottle guaran.
tsed. Insist on getting the genuine. AL
good druggists, Csc and soc.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1902-09-04
No Help Needed.

Lawyer-You know you are not
obliged TO incriminate yourself.
Client-No; I suppose therein be
plenty to attend to that, all right
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1902-09-04

Piso's Cure cannot be too highly spoken OF as
acough CURE. W. OBRIEE, S22 Third Ave,
n, Minneapolis MINI. Jan. q 1900
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1902-09-04

There ire mothers and mothers. One
kind turn their children into the street
to keep the house tidy.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1902-09-04

Terrible plaques, those itching, Fostering,
diseases of the Skin. Put an end to misery.
Doan's Ointmeht cures. At any drug store.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1902-09-04

II a small boy is chasing a humble
bee, and YOU hear him yell, 1t is a sign
that he has caught 1t.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1902-09-04

without the sense of humor. no mar
can enjoy life right up to the limit.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1902-09-04

FlYc yermanently cured. no ITS or nervousness after
TIL , FIRST days use OF DR.. Kines Great Nerve Rertor
err. Send for FREE ~. 90 trial bottle and treatises
DR. r. II. KLINE, Ltd. s81 Arch Street, Philadelphia, Pa
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1902-09-04

Search youself before you censure an
other.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1902-09-04

'Now good digestion waits on appetite.
and health on both"
If it dossn't, try Burdock Blood Bitters
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1902-09-04

A little ~skin-deep seauty Is pre-
ferred by some females above all else
on his dizzy old terrestrial ball.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1902-09-04

Mrs. WInslow's Soothing syrup
For children teething, softens the gums, reduces I'm
hammatlon, Gllays pain, cures wind collie. 2ca bottle
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1902-09-04

Gossips are people who go around
stabbing regulations in the back.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1902-09-04

Purity opens the way to a world of
gladness.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1902-09-04

Stops the Cough and
Works on the Cold
Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. Price 25c.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1902-09-04
IA sHELLE,s DEFINITION.

saws ouite Well What HnmOr
4, shown in an Interview with
BE Fitch.
news comes from Paris that
Fitch is recovering from his at
d nervous prostration, and will
hitter all, be obliged tosspend all OF
umner In Sicily. Klrke La Shelle
him in Paris recently. and Fitch
humorous story. La Shelle never
don't believe you know what hu-
b" raid Fitch.
h yes, / do" answered La Shelle.
nor consists in the revelation OF
PERCEPTION of the surprising, or the
bgruous in cases or under ciycum-
ss when the mind perceivesa par
d ancurrent possibility Of expect
. or congruity."
adous!" said Fitch, Il am going
70 Sicily. How times have changed
you began to write and say funny
E'-Philadelphia Press.
ftiasria, sore throat, Group. Instant
permanent cure. Or. Thomas El@e
At any drug store.
Trying to Describe 1t.
see that they are calling the JEFF
sFisimmons fight a fake"
t thought the governor Of Cali
70 said 1t shouldn't take place If
5zS 10 be a fake"
F1t how can anybody know q fights
axe until it's fit-I should say
sAted-I mean fghtened?"
guess you're right Cleveland
b Dealer.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1902-09-04

@ss;asria, sore throat, Group. Instant
permanent cure, Or. Thomas Elee
~ At any drug store.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1902-09-04

JAW OWA MAN .
n'ers the Right Thing at the
Right Time.

IL sayre, official government and
u'ooglcal reporter, residing at Ogden,
vas Q very sick man from his
Mr. sayre was FRUSTRATED in
sininerof 1898, and almost despaired,
Y enaeayors to check the trouble
ya q no avail just at the danger
la Kidney trouble Re found a remedy
eaIed him 1t was in o little wooden
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1902-09-04

|On Of m
Ayorsl
waA
III
fward aui
horse M
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1902-09-04

Laxative b
The Newtown bee., 1902-08-22
BETHLEHEM.
THE LOCAL JUS rICE COURT.

THE LOCAL JUSTICE COURT.
 The case of James Denna vs. Gordon Tyler, a civil action for wages, was brought before Justice Charles Wilt shire on Saturday. Owing to the ab- sence of the plaintiffs counsel the trial was postponed until September 2. Lyman P. Eastman of WoOdbury is counsel for the plaintiff; Attorney b. ner P. Hayes for the defendant.
 Mr and Mrs George w. Leaven- worth of ROXbury were at the COngre- gational church on Sunday morning and in the afternoon visited Mrs Leavenworth's sister, Mrs Arthur T. Minor.
 The Misses Sarah and Della Allen are home on vacation. Miss Sarah is stenOgrapher in New York City; Miss Della is trained nurse in New London.
 Alderman Percy Q. Eggleston of New London is spending a few days at George w. Percy's.
 Prof G. Curtiss Munson of Middle town, N. Y., is at his mothers, Mrs Ralph MunSOn's Prof Munson is the adopted son of the late Ralph Munson. He left in 1885 for California and was for a number of years located in San Francisco as teacher of vocal music. Later he was located in Missouri anC still later in Springfield, Mass. He is now located in Middletown, N. Y., where he is musical director of the First Congregational church. Prol MunsOn. and Miss Edith Judson sang at the Methodist church on Sunday. Dr w. G. Reynolds of WoOdbury was the guest of MT and Mrs Hiram B. Atwood on Sunday.
 MT and Mrs Chapman of Waterbury were at G. w. Peck's on Sunday.
The Newtown bee., 1902-08-22
HOW MANY ARE THERE |?

Perhaps One in Fifty in an Entire Commu-
 nifty. A Very Serious State of Things.
 How many really healthy persons are there in any community? Sound and all right from top to toe, inside and outsider Hardly one in fifty. What ails nearly all of us? We eat and yet lack strength. We are easily tired-mind and body. We are under the weather without knowing why. Women are ''easily upset, !" ''not at ali we'll, :" "nervously depressed'', and have worrying symptoms that keep them ringing the doc tors door bell. Men complain of want of energy and grip in business. Chances to make money slip through their fingers. It is said that heart failure is so common as to be almost epidemic. Is it true3 Ger tainly, the papers publish alarming cases nearly every day. What are the bottom facts? They are: Digestive .failure and the shortage cf genuine 1aour1shanent. Food fer ments and generates deadly gases and acids. These bite like venomous snakes and at last cold, clammy death comes of it, preceded perhaps by rheumatism, gout, liver and kid ney complaints, etc. The successful rem- edy is Calcura SolUent, discovered within the past two or three years by Dr. David Kennedy, of Kennedy Row, Kingston, N. Y. It is aaeao, powerful and safe. It cures where no other treatment has any effect whatever. You have heard of Dr. David Kennedy and know his high character. The medicine matches the man. Remem- Der the name-C -Calcura Solvent.
The Newtown bee., 1902-08-22
STAMFORD.
PERSONAL CHAT.

There was large attendance at the races Saturday, afternoon, given under the aupices of the PUOtatuck boat club.
 The members of Housatonic Grange and their friends enjoyed picnic at Meadows End, last Thursday. The day was fine and there was large crowd in attendance. Rev I. Newton Owen of Bristol Oc- cupied the pulpit of the Congregation al church on Sunday.
 in New York City on Monday for an
 Mrs Edward Beers is visiting friends in Weston.
 The Misses Beardsley gave their friendsa clam bake at the Avery home stead, last week.
 Mrs Charles Sillimam and daughter leave soOn for few weeks outing at Pittsfield, Mass.
 Miss Ethel Beach entertained par ty of friends at her home on Elm street, Saturday evening. | Mrs John B. Miller has gone to Egre- mont, Mass, to remain a few weeks.
 Miss Marion Curtis has returned from a visit in Bridgewater.
 Miss Marguerite Cogswell enter tained number of young friends at her home on Main street, with cos tune party. A very enjoyable time was had by all who were present. Sev. eral of the guests were from out Ot town.
 The Ufford family gave a very pleas ant entertainment in Grange hall. in aid of the poor mountain whites O1 North Carolina. on Thursday evening
 Miss Kate McEwen has returned from visit with friends at Beacon Falls.
 Mrs E. II. Churchill gave a delight full Cat home", Thursday evening, at her residence on Long Brook avenue, 1T honor of friends from Chicago ano Philadelphia, who are visiting her. .
 Andrew DOwney of Parrot street 1! reported on the sick list.
 Miss Susie Wilcoxson of Tory Hill has gone to the Delaware Water Gai for two weeks outing.
 Mrs Royal w. Raymond has gone tt Newburyport, Mass, to visit her par entS.
The Newtown bee., 1902-08-22
NEW MILFORD.
BIG EXCITEMENT ON THE PARK.

DAo GAAAStA AIsA A|1~ o4N AHH AhAA. The residents in the vicinity of the Park received an awful scare shortly after o'clock, Tuesday morning, and but for Frank Carlson's discovery there is no doubt that Shantytown would have been wiped out by fire. It is the general opinion of every one that it is the work of tire-bug. The fire started right back of J. Bon- giOrno's shoe store. When the fire was first discovered, the flames shot up to the height of about 20 to 25 feet. A strong smell of kerosene was very no- ticeable. The fire company quickly put out the tire The stock of shoes was badly damaged by water. The loss is covered by insurance. A can was discovered where the fire started, which evidently had contained kero- sene, and it is thought the can had been used to sprinkle the building with. Every effort is being made to find out the perpetrator of the deed. A good deal of talk is being. done in regard to good many of the store keepers leaving boxes around the out side of their buildings. More care ought to be taken to have them put away where they would be less liable to do damage.
The Newtown bee., 1902-08-22
CORNWALL BRIDGE.
THIS HORSE TRIED RAILROADING.

Quite little excitment was caused, Monday, when it was known that a team hitched near ComstOck's store had broken loose and was tearing mad ly down the railroad track. It was pursued by it's driver and found at the Swift's Bridge crossing, mile away, where it had been stopped. A rather stiff horse and broken wagon spring, however. was the worst damage result ing.
 MT Brophy, one of the railroad sec. tion men, who had the misfortune to have his foot badly hurt by falling rail, has so far recovered as to be able to attend to work once more. Miss Edith WadhamS is spending { week at Lebanon, N. Y. Rev J. N. Crane preached to d large and attentive congregation, Sunday morning.
 The young peoples meeting, Sunday evening, was conducted by Prof. c. s Phelps.
 A gang of men employed by the rail road company were here, Monday, ant took up over 5000 ties which have beer brought in from various wood jObswith in short time.
The Newtown bee., 1902-08-22
as large as was expected as other social events took many away who had expec- ted to attend.
GEORGETOWN.
METHODIST CHURCH INTERESTS.

METHODIST CHURCH INTERESTS. l At the business meeting of the Ep. worth League, held at the residence Ot J. w. Ferris on Tuesday evening, Aug. ust 12, leaders for the Sunday evening | meetings were appointed as follows August IT, George Fl. Kearns; August "A, John w. Kearns; August 3l, Miss Fanny Perry: September :, Louis Ban. gert.
 A number of young people from Georgetown went by 'bus to NOrwalk | on Tuesday evening, August l2, and from there enjoyed moonlight sail to Roton, returning in the early morning hours.
 Mrs James A. Penfield of Bridgeport was a guest at the Methodist parsOn- age, recently.
 Walter Perry, Wallace Williams and several other Georgetown peOple went on the N. Y., N. H. X H. railroad ex- | curSiOn to Block Island on Wednesday, August l3, and reported very enjOya- ble trip.
 A large alligator, brought by Edwin Gilbert from Florida, is one of the ob- jectS of interest on the lawn at MT Gilbert'S residence.
 Do not fail to attend the entertain ment, consisting of readings, character impersOnatiOnS, etc., by A. Lincoln Kirk, at the Methodist church, on Thursday evening, August 2l. Tick cts, 25 and l5 cents. An entertainment for the benefit of the Methodist church is to be given at Portland avenue, on Monday evening, September l.
 A very pleasant musical was given on Monday evening, August II, at the home of s. s. Jennings. About 16 were present and passed delightful even MT Morgan, the we'll known repre- sentative of the correspondence school, is again in town, after few days of well-earned vacation. Harold Mills is enjoying a well-earn- ed vacation in Bridgeport. It is rumOred that Edwin Gilbert has bought the Amelia Osborn place and is soon to- erect a cOmmOdiOIS schoolhouse.
 Floyd Bouton has accepted the posi- tion of sexton at the new Congrega- tional church, according to report.
 Horace KinZer has so far recovered from his accident as to be about his us- ual work. He is to be congratulated.
 Charles Bennett is rapidly recovering from his severe illness. Through the kindness of Connery Brothers the price of coal has not been advanced in Georgetown but the peO- pie are given the benefit of the low fig ures at which MT COnnerv bought his present stock.
 John w. Kearns, who is student at the Moody school at Mount Hermon, Mass, is home for two weeks vaca' tion. He is receiving the congratula- tiOnS of friends over his success in Sc. curing one of the Bible School prizes.
 On Thursday and Friday evenings the people of the Catholic church will hold a fair at the residence of Michael COnnery.
 Friends from New Canaan were wis iting at the residence of A. H. Davis on Sunday.
 The members of the Eastern Star held a clambake at the residence of Station Agent Taylor on Friday even ing.
 Mrs Eliza Wood is the guest of Mrs Louis Quien at Branchville.
The Newtown bee., 1902-08-22
WEST CORNWALL.
CAMPING PARTY.

A CAMPING PARTY.
 MT and Mrs Frank B. Wood of New Rochelle, MT and Mrs David MacKay and granddaughter, Nellie MacKay, of New York, Huston COchrane and daughter, Miss Minnie B. Cochrane, of this village are camping with MT and Mrs George R. Smith of this place at MT Smiths in Goshen.
 Mrs Charles w. Wolfe of Ansonia spent several days this week with her mother, Mrs H. w. Calkins.
 Miss Cora B. Hallett and Joseph c. YutZler were entertained by Miss Charlotte A. Harrison at the Harri- son camp at Cream Hill lake, several days last week.
 Mrs Charles LaFargue, and son, George, of Wings Station, spent sever- al days last week with Mrs B. c. Hoag. Mrs T. w. England of Bridgeport made a short visit, this week, with her sister, Mrs J. w. Ives.
 Frederick N. Buell. of Plymouth spent Sunday in town.
 Orson Nickerson was up from New Milford over Sunday.
 Myron A. Hallock is about once more after a short illness. Master Lawrence SturgeS is visiting his grandmother at Wings Station. Miss Carrie s. Hallett is with hel grandparents, MT and Mrs J. B. Hal lett, at Woodmont.
 Mrs A. J. Hallock and daughter o1 Danbury are visiting M. A. HallOck. Miss Flora Lowell of Newtown ]! visiting with Mrs l.. A. Cartwright.