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The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-02-16


.. Afther maxim cnch, is proper fr to all
feel like it?
~ Undher what circumstances shud a Mexican
not be shot, if So why?
IS How long shud tenderfoot dance befure he
is entitled to live?
g. Name eighty reasons FIR dhrawin' a gun
~ State ye'er opinyon iv sheep men.
g. Write brief account iv tn life death iv
Billy tn Kid
~ coorse, Hinnissy, this is ony part iv tn
ercise They'll be practical as we'll TIL Eligible
hstH be taken out into tn yard required to shoot
at novln an stationary targets, pedesthreens an
horsemen firm tn pocket, firm tn hip over tn shout
dher IF m window with a sawed-of shot gun an SO
They'll required to bust a buckin bronco c1,t
out steer firm tn herd without stampedin tn rest
lassoo movin' objects give other exhibitions iy
science. An tn la-ad that wins Quill to defna
his job agin all FIR a month.
I want to this day. We're a nation iv hayroes
an none but hayroes shud enjiye TIL spos Thin we'll
read that tn Hon. Mike McCorker has been appinted
Ambassadors to England. Mike is wan iv tn mos
determined statesmen between Rapid CITY an Raw
Inns His early life spint seclusion, OWN to
little diff renee about horse but he had sooner
appeared In public life thin he his mark on tn
marshal ~ Red Gueh He applied himslf to MS chosen
career with such perseverance an SO thrue an aim
that within two years he had risen to tn head v
pfohssiob position that he has since held without
interruption EXCEPT durin' peryod whin tn Hon
Grlndle H. Cash shelled him FIR three days with a
hoWitzer. His remarkable night attack on that gal
liant but sleepy statesman will be frgotten A.
great ovation will be given Bill whin he pulls his
freight fr tn coort " Saint James. Some boys
is loadn' fr it already tn Chinese has
moved INTO tn nils Ambassadure Cash Rough
Rider durin' tn late Cuban war
Th appointment iv Judge Rufus Flush to be Chief
justice " tn United States Supreme Coort is hailed
with delight be all citizens " New Judge Flush
is tn recognized authority gun shot wounds an
lynch law in tn Southwest besides bein' in private life
a pretty handy man with knife gun himsilf. He
was wan iv tn first up Joon Hill on tn
min rabe day.
9TH screty v state visited yisterdah be throop
B ~ tn Rough Riders, includin tn sicrety iv tn
thfeesury tn posmasther gnral nine disthrick judg
es, forty poStnaSthers, an hundred
Actors " intarnal rivinoo TIL conversation was
formal but it is undershtud that tn advisablity
an excursion to Boston to shoot tn anmpeeryalist
saloons discussed TIL prsidint dhropped in durin
tn conference an greeted all prisint be their
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-02-16

He took $40 worth of Lou Perkins at 200 to and she
came in sideways noddng Acquaintance in
the Grand Stand. He had landed at the Track with
$1,000 and Badge, and he back with Two Thou
sand and then Lot in Pockets that he didn't
take the Trouble count
Two three others who had put the Bookies out Of
Business and Hearts Of Professional Gam
hers Clipped in Symposium at last it was up
to the od-time Drummer who been sitting back do
ing Listen.
81 don't belong this Bunch" said the Vet 81 never
caused Book Maker Grit can win more out
OF an Expense Account on one Trip that have made
out Of the Picture Cards Years Fact is that
Piker. Any that stand to win or lose more
than Months Salary single Toss get chilled be-
next Payment the Building Loan Stock Some
times 1 am ashamed of myself for being a keener
Sport. figure the Streak of Yellow in me must be
Double Width, Y inches. years | have been up
and down the road with you Boys who clean up the
BookNakers give the Limerick Knockout to every
Poker Joint that you The Money Talk that
that have been discouraged to think that
had to get Cash by such slow painful
while all you had to do time you pushed
was to out and shake down Professional During
all my time on the Road 1 0 you Fellows
who wasn't ahead of the Game understand what
you do with all your Monew. Why is it that you
have been picking up these Vast Sums from time to
of getting it by pinchng the Salary swelling
the Sundries, Chunk of Suburban Estate?
There is something else I don't understand
tnued the Book Makers fearing these
$500 Sparks eating the Places I drop in at
a Gambling Den and take notice of the Wheel inlaid
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-02-16
By Billy Mac.

Living today Capn Smith make his home in
placed IN his hand every time. He learned that the
INDIANS spent their winter nights planting gold bricks
IN cellars Of their tepees quickly it was John to
the Indians
john succeeded in getting acquainted with many of
me early Gay redmen and the never forgot
that visit One time Capn Smiths work pushed over to
the coarse side and before John reached the boat
several Of his followers quit living America Capn
smith pushed off from shore about three seconds ahead
OIL the prize club swnger OF the tribe
Inc next time Cap'n Smith started his finish was
oelayed lie did not get with the also ran
ne stopped mostly because varmints were inter
ested In Notwithstanding contest then too John
had his feet tied to the old oak
After the contest Capn Smith wanted TO hurry back
20 the agents house. but the only started
Ihere was something about the person that in
terested the boys who born and they
wanted to show him to the others. Capn Smith acted
as trailer for an Indian parade several moons and
then as ne looked rather overworzed the head chief
suggested his finish
Ile Smith family would received severe cheek
just about this time but for Miss Maude Pocahonas a
maiden with the foreign husband bunch Maude got to
the dolngs just in time to push in Capn John
Smiths intellectual looking 4S-pound ham
er worked by the star shot putter agency The
surprise was pleasant John
Then the redmen entered him in cross coun+rv
race Capn Smith after the jamestown record
and he broke it in about nine irregular pieces The
sprint hurt his feet and he permitted young man named
Wolff to act substitute the ty-ingup with Miss
Maude Pocahonas.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-02-16

Tor Turkey As the mails began to get through
the friends of the Smith family dicovered that John
was again batting in the $50 class all the hits
We're for long drives
The very first day John pulled up close to Con-
stantinope swell-headed rug seller with local repu-
tation hired sadde-norse from the corner livery and
started in Johns direction. This wearer tipped it
off that he the original Hal and he was ready
to stop imitation fifteen minutes or forfeit
bundle of shekes
AS John home it nuts and raisins for
the first John Smith the three minutes he laced
half-Nelson the boy with the baggy pants and
then kicked his head Many regret that the vrest
ling rules changed.
John before he pinned himself behind all the gold
the second and third Hall Adais the fourth time
getaway. John pnched for being in on the NAV
and the police court judge rented him out to miller
John got to the miller. John miller with the
busy end of small threshing machine his manager
was soon billing him for night stands in Russia
The bomb beavers failed to snuggle up close to the
fight game and a friendly sulphur miner started John
on the hurry to the boundary line. The original John
beat the Cossacks the border by about nine min
Things coming fast for the first John smith
but he overlooked the Why-Snn1t Russia gag and
signed to help sail boat from over to the new
world Three days after the owned the boat
and he posed head oyerseer when the landing was
worked
The knowledge seekers smoking up on the historical
data begin to catch up with Capn John Smith right
about the time he rowed in for the world landing
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-02-16
MOmQpn II TuSm he
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Home Wreckers Association, they started
in to tell how they had skun Other Games
OF Chance. They hated talk about Themselves but
they had to do it,
The average Poker Story should run as a Serial It
has a preamble about long Law. The
Man who is spinning it, in order entertain himself
begins by relating how he a Sleeper between
East St Louis and Efhngham He the Name of the
Book he was reading, the the Pullman Con-
was running Having settled these important Details
lie slowly approaches the Plot Piece 1t seems
that Albert Hieronomous who travel for Skin
slime, Warus & Co. asked him to State
Room and hold Cards to make it handed The
Narrator explains that he to Play but he
went just to oblige AL Then he tells meeting
Mining Expert from Colorado little Fat Man who
owned Gents Furnishing Store n St joe He gives
the Conversation in regard fixing Limit
and forges who had the first Deal anyway they all
dropped out the first time around and it a Jack
The St Joe Man opened it and he, the of the
Story fingered Pair Of Sevens kept One
Spoter the side and then picked up Seven and an
Ace and made foxy Bet of Two Bits, and so on and
SO When it time change at the Junction he
had everything except their Clothes.
The little Group the Office listened to one of
these Typical Tales lasting to S45 The Next
Man was reminded of what happened him in Ell Paso
when ne sauntered into Cy Ryans tipped big Iron
Dollar on the Single o. He caught lay for
Repeater and then pushed the over on the
Red and Red Then sprinkled a few Yellow
Boys on the first II and couldn't go wrong After play
ing 10 minutes and losing was still 225o to
the Good when ne cashed in
1t seemed that No. knew how to Inhae few for
he butted in with Beaut how he put a Crimp in a
Faro Game at Seattle He told Of the hap
pended-in Kind He idly snow-baling the Layout
while waiting for Friend to get through with Game
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-02-16

OH is being satisfactorily tested in Bel
gum IN several steam engines and gas
engines up to fifty horsepower. The
smoke is driven by a fan into filter
OF WOOD, coke, tow, or other porous ma
terial, over which passes q confin,,oIIs
stream OF Petroleum. alcohol, or other
iiqud hydrocarbon. and it emerges as a
combustible gas of great heating power.
Mhich may De used for the production of
Steam or driving gas engines The fslter
with the collected soor. etc, also forms
valuable fuel. this -.pyro gas smoke
suppression giving great economy of com
bustion.
OF two specters made the subject Of 4
recent biological paper, one was the
shadow of person that had been
thrown on a cloud of mist by light
from window. and the other was a
similar shadow cast on n passing gust
cloud by an electric lamp. AS mist and
dust disappeared, the effect was Of xan-
ishing figures
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-02-16

sheet iv pa-aper an pot " ink an say how NANNY
times elght-an ahaf will go line m
base " tn hypothenoose if he
bright an readable they give him a place admins
ther1n tn affairs iv people that cudden't
hypothenoose firm sea-lion But WEhin things gets
goin right undher this administration saryice
commission consistin v tn Hon. Bill Cody, Hon.
Texas Jack, an TIL Hon. Masterson will put tn
boys through examination thatn bring out there
is in thin. m preparin a pa-aper FIR examination
iv candidates FIR sup rintndnt iv tn Smithsonian
stitoot
a. Descrobe a roundup
so. Name iv best brands (a) ca-lle 6D) yyhs-
ky, ye have
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-02-16

West is active ntiligint officers through
tn pocket TIL other day it become thrust
on tn 1mpeeryal TERRITORY tx Aryzony competint
son FIR to administher tn laws an keep tn peace v
said community an tn POLITICIANS in was
FIR givin' thin somewan firm Connecticut Rhode
Island with cough an a brother in legislachure.
But tn prisidint No, he says. none but tn
best he says, FIR TIL domain iv tn settin sum- he
says. know tn country WELL he says, an cope
with tn hardy spirits iv Aryzony tbs issinal
have man that plug coyote firm tn hip fifty
PAGES he says. How you dnraw yon hectic
flush SOS to make him good again tn full hands iv
thin communities where life is gay treIess
round iv shoot he Ye expct to ripri-
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-02-16
SCIENTIFIC MISCELLANY.

CoIoring glass by penetration, as NJ
Leon Lemal calls his interesting pro-
cess, offers varied and attractive We-
suits. Silver salt. In small quantity, but
varying with the intensity OF color de-
sired, is placed upon the surface OF the
glass, which is then heated to zoo de-
grees or 80 degrees c.. baking tor FIVE
minutes giving yellow stain TO a depth
Of l-i5e of an inch, which is increased to
Ills of an inch in eighteen hours The
yellow shows a beautiful greenish or
oluish fiuorescence in reflected light. Lace
patterns can be transferred 10 glass by
this method, colored monograms may be
obtained, and even coh0dion negatives
may be printed in various colors. Silver
and copper give a rcd, while gold and
iron salts have been used FOR other ef-
fects.
The understanding plan OF ID. DALI
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-02-16

each single gland weighing but two
hfths of an ounce and yi-lding but a
quarter OF a grain of adrenaIin. The new
product has promised much as stringent
opium antidote, etc.
The pills-fourteen to the ounce
or Caucasus grower are simply COM
pressed tea in convenient form for
travellers.
Some electro-optical experiments lately
made by DIR. Emile Bose. OF Dresden. sug-
gesf novel possibilities, practical and the
oretlcal. After long passage of an /eIec-
trio current through gold electrodes. in a
slightly acid solution, tn anode becomes
coated with hylroxide, and on subse-
quently connecting the electrodes to a
sensitive galvanometer. a current is in
dicated whose intensity varies with the
light thrown on the flydroxide. L1e
variations depend upon the color as weir
as the intensity Of the light. Under the
electric are the difference in potential be-
tween the plates has been as much a.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-02-16

or from plate of bright zinc Or glass
that has been coated with picture copal.
As ink resists the passage of the percx-
ide, though IN varying degree, writing
and printing may be reproduced
The novel violin of Mr.. Charles Stroh,
OF London. is claimed to have been per-
fected on scientific principles after i've
years of experiment. The belly of the
ordinary instrument is replaced by a cir
cular diaphragm of aluminium, which is
loosely held in a suitable holder and re-
spends freely to every vibration of the
strings. and the sound is distributed
through a trumpet resonaror of aluminium
at the side of the diaphragm. The vol
ume of sound is stated to equal that Of
three violins, while on first playing the
beautiful tone has the mellowness that
usually comes from age
Adrenalin, the newly discovered active
principle Of the suprarenal glands, will
not becom a common drug. Every pound
made requires the glands of 1900 cattle,
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-02-16

The cdbit of Gid Testament Hebrews
equaled an English foot and o4le-tifth. If
the latest evidence proves reliable.
Some curious pictures made by Dr. w.
J. Russell. F. r. S. have depended upon
the action Of certain papers when laid
on the Photographic plate in the dark
cuts, holes and imperseetions generally
being plainly shown after DEVELOPMENT.
Papers of mechanical wood pulp and
flax are especially active, those Of cot
ton and hemp having no effect At all
Thorough bleaching destroys this pho.
topographic power Of the fibers, and the
most expensive papers are usually the
least active. The best results have been
obtained in about eighteen hours at a
temperature OF $50 deg-ess F. Inactive
papers are made to give pictures in a
few minuts by passage through them
OF hydrogen peroxide. which may come
from laying on the back of the paper
slab Of plaster of paris mat has been
dipped in peroxide solution and dried,
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-02-16

u volt, but the most striking fact is
that different parts Of the spectrum. red
and violet, produce opposite currents, diff
fering in direction as well as in degree.
The formation Of varnish. long sun
posed to be an oxidation process. is other
wise explained by DR.. Kronstein. a GER
man chemist. He finds that the constit-
uent elements and their proportions re-
main the same, but the molecular weight
becomes changed, the process being that
known in chemistry as polymerization.
Sinoxin. SO important for linoleum. is
polymerized linseed oil in its highest
stage.
The startling phenomena in 4,ersels
have opened a fertile field for specuia-
ton. A British astronomer assumes that
different portions Of the meteoric matter
forming the nebula have been successive
~ lighted up from the flash of the ex-
plosion that produced the new STAR
and that the apparent expansion must
have had the velocity Of light. On this
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-02-16

kill each other considered rayspictable in
Tucson amy more thin they wud be Eyesther Bay
but that they are mostly dhrunk an TIL like iv
mat IN towns, he says is be men that sell
ribbons milk yeast, spool thread an pills an pull
teeth an argye little foolish law SUITS just as tn
towns down here are run, an TIL bad men are more
AFRAID Nv thin thin they iv each other He SAYS
there are things doin niver got into tn
dime novels an that whin people lose their lives
they DO 1t more often in mill or smelter thin in
dance hall He says 50 but don't believe him
L suppose, said Mr.. Hennesy, "a man iv me peace
able disposition wud niver get a Job
Make a reputation" said Mr. Dooey BUY a gun
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-02-16

hypothesis, the new star is SO distant
tnat hght requires 313 years to reach us.
remains Of pigmy race that fnhabit-
81 southern Germany, as wei as Switz-
erland and the Pyrenees, are among lie
late prehistoric finds. No skeleton is
longer than 50 inches, many being small.
err
Petroleum ether has been used for a
thermometer down to the temperature Of
liquid air, at which 1t is still liquia.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-02-16
By F. P. Dunno.

name, which is Bill. There was some good-natured
chaff to which " tn gintlemen was first at tn top
" San Joon Hill befure tn meetn' broke up Tn
postmaster ginral is sufferin' firm slight knife
wound"
Are all tn people West iv tn park shootn' men?o
asked Mr.. Hennessy, timidy.
Il think So said Mr. Dooey, 'but man that's
been out there tells says annywan but
an Englishman cud go firm wan end iv tn West to
In other without carryin' that people that
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-02-16
Copyright 1902, by
Robert Howard Russell.

@SEE." said Mr.. Hennessy, 9TH sinit has rayfused
E FIR to confirm tn nommynation iv FIR an Of
81 fee out West because he'd been in Jail
t'Pro-fssyonal jealousy said Mr.. Dooley. rye
l see, tn fact iv TIL matther is tn sint don't
what tn people iv tn Far West want an TIL prsi-
dnt does. TIL sinit thinks tn jooty iv tn country
to tn land iv tn tarantuy is done if they sind out
too weak in tn lungs to stay in tn East
that multiply pound fractions in his head
But tn prsidint he knows what's needed in tn Far
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-02-16

Win tner spurs on an can break gun without spikn'
tner tnumps- Wen have thin too. Undher precedin'
ADMINISTRATIONS IN JOB whit to TIL la-ads with
more qualifications thin is needed a dairy lunch.
some Nv tn bes places in tn West held
poorest shots while men capable iv tn mos sthrikn
gun plays IS lett to devote their talents private
mons An they call that tn merit system! expict
tn time is near at hand whin justice be these
worthy citizens AT prisint whn is needed
a government Office is called on to set down with
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-02-16
I'm Search of Quiet

,Hostess-I thought you were going to
play bridge"
Hcst-So we are. but they are PLAYING
ping pong in the dining room and
fires" In the billiard room Jacks try
ing to Initiate Dan Leno in the drawins,
room, and Dicks got that internal ora ma
phone Of his going in the hall and thes
are laying supper in the smoking room. 50
we're going TO the nursery.-Punch.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-02-16
By George AIDE.

with Pearl the Rugs thick and the free Tur
Key Sandwiches / judge that the Rent and Lights
amount to Considerable. How they keep going and
lose Money all the time? never meet anyone who adj
mts that he is feeding his Income the with the
Spotted Shirt. All the People meet are big Winners
It must be that all these Games what they've
got"
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-02-16

uucer put Capn Smith handed out the fyou-don
you-don t-eat observation. This crack compelled much
discussion for the boys political pull sent home a.
round robin much to the protest demand to see
the breadwinning perspraon pushed by the first John
Smith IS blamed by many for the shortage Of the
Smith names in the present Tammany lists
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-02-16
Copyright 1902, by
Robert Howard Russell.

0 :: ::
about the Fall Line of Goods found themselves
Il laid out in Jim-Crow Town. AS usual, there
had been Good Show there the Week before
billed except Rummage Sale at the Presby-
terrain Church. So the Wayfarers stuck Office
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-02-16

John had things all his own side and he also con-
trolled the reports sent back to England.
And John sure did send back the reports. It was
too early for the headache pro-
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-02-16

He Flipped Big Iron Dollar ON the Single O.
those justly celebrated Pipes about. "Just before
Fourth Race Friend came to told me to get
Piece of Money down Lou Perkins" 1t seems that
Lou Perkins commonly regarded as crippled Goat
and It was case of write your Ticket, the
running Long as 275 to L.
But the best could get, the Clothing
Salesman, was 200 to L.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-02-16
CHAPTER XVI.
Being the Record of Cap'n
John Smith.

(HM IR WALTER RALEIGH got all his weird
y out of the o pipe but Captain John
Smith just chewed up the material.
early date Smith started about sixteen years
- after the responsible for the present sale of
finest wasted little time
Cap Smith busy boy right day
tather chased him out to hurry things his
count and better than that press agent
II Capan John could tell about things in the
sensational line than the next speaker was simply
because Cap'n John had frog in his throat
Capn John first butted into the head lines when he
caught the boat carrying a collection ambitious ones
to the new world; but before this busy
youth Furthermore John made it point to tell all
about L.
John got his King Henry's six or seven
times great grand father decided things up with
the utch across the bay. For months the then
plain John Smith knocked the army and the rest
Of the ratons and then he caught France
Johns father still living and as John needed
bundle of the purchasing power old man Smith went
around to the historians and reported
that John had written home about his shipwrec
Father also mentioned long and short man had
separated John from his bale of dollar bills The
shipwreck and holdup were duly recorded
John still trying to break into the daily paners
when he landed in France clerk at the sven
Smith autograph the reporters
The busy news gatherers after John and John
made them hurry. He landed cold that he had
Just changed to dry clothes after forty-nile swim
in the North Sea. John explained that he had made
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-02-16

"cnp'n Smith Was Busy Day started"
diluted salt Before the little paper boys
their earlydate deductions John his rec
ords for the forty-rnile swim to the main
John played 179 consecutive nights gave
several souvenir performances then caught boat
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-02-16

of Stud. He caught Tray and began to Pyramid
The Tray came right for him q times hand running
and then the Fit and begged him to Stop
He went back to the Hotel with his Pockets
full Of the Bank Roll.
A Clothing Salesman took the Floor with one of