New-York tribune., 1902-07-01
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

What are the social rights OF a hostess whose
guests. besides consuming quantities OF festal
dainties make away with her best umbrella! n
Wichita woman wrestled with that question re-
Gently and decided ''have the law on en-"
she suspected a certain woman of appropriating
the umbrella. but the court refused 20 cause her
arrest on mere suspicion. Not 10 be baffied In
this way she took out n search warrant for each
aud every guest and constable served II on the
entire list The umbrella was not found.
wSen stSscriptions we're being solicited for the
erection OF a statue In New-York city TO President
button from an old resident, who although wealthy
on learning the object OF the visit. the rich man
;'Washington, Washington Why. Washington
does not need statue keep him enshrined in
In vain were the visitors solicitations and he
was naturally indignant at the parsimony of the
Well Mr. b. he remarked quietly net as ash he 81 rose Sie
him' Gn"iS he is IN - i light pia6e{shoTt stories
The large royal families OF Slam are admirably
taken care OF by the State glance at King
Chulalongkorn's Cabinet will show: The Minister
of War the Kings only surviving full brother; the
Minister of Public Works, the Kings half brother
the Minister for the Interior another half brother
the Minister of Foreign Affairs, another half
brother; the Minister OF Finance another half
brother; the Minister for Local Government. an
other half brother; Director General OF the Privy
Purse another half brother: Minister OF the Royal
Household another half brother; Director General
OF Hospitals. another half brother; High Commits
soner for Ayuthia. another half brother; Control
Ter General of Finance the Kings Minister OF
Justice another son; Commander In Chief. another
son; Deputy superintendent of the Navy. another
son, and Director General OF Customs the Kings
cousin.
on All Fours-"A1ggs is running for office this
Running? He's absolutely grovelling for IT,
Chicago Tribune.
In the seventies of the last century what dun
mOnotony of ugly "brOwnstone fronts In
block after block OF Fifth-ave. and the
streets between Washington Square and Central
Park! What a transformation has been wrought
since then and how extensive the changes
in progress! The variety in the designs of the
buildings constructed In Manhattan within twenty
five years impresses every New-Yorker and every
visitor to the city. The old order changes. giving
place to new.
In French theatres the doctor of the theatre has
seat given him for every performance. He must
be there each he eveRing b3 a. wei known yGN writer
friend the doctor of certain theatre gave him
the drst act, the stage manager rushed up: the he
heroine had nervous attack and required med-
In the Iady,s dressing room he found the man
the lady wringng her hands and shrieking:
Now. doctor, quick What's to be done?'
feel her pulse She shrieked more than ever and %
writhed like snake
asked.
Yes"
"And no effect?'
None"
''1hen give her a sniff OF eau de cologne"
Haven't any," the answer.
Then go and fetch some'
OFF rushed the manager and the stage manager
together. and b left with the patient
Suddenly she opened her eyes and smiled
Doctor" she said. you a good fellow
aren't your
Yes. ma'mseile''
You must be, doctor. Now. listen There Is
nothing the matter with me. You would have
found that out soon l want a couple OF days
Delighted." he replied. joyfully. "Now. mann
sene, you're good Sort too. I'm not a doctor
1 came in on the doctors ticket. so you must not
give him away" ~ ''''
BY this time the manager and stage manaear
came back each with bottle of eau de cologne
he told Them the lady was quite composed and
could appear without sny danger. But she must
have few days rest They made wry faces but
granted the hoiiday-The London Quill. WV