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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1902-07-06

full about their morals, about their
spiritual, their physical, and financial
condition ! wish we could strike out
that word financial" hut we cannot;
for IL seventies are in debt, in bondage,
| they will have to stay home and pay
their debts. That is one of the create
difficulties we have ~ meet in calling
for missionaries.
Our Brother McMurrin has talked to
you about the foreign missionary work
and I desire to corroborate what has
been said. There is not an elder that
has ever presided over mission who
would not prefer a young man to a
man who is old, but 1 want TO tell you
that two young boys can do u lot of
mischief in a short time. They intend
to do right, and they try to do right
and the Lord blesses these young men
most wonderfully; but where you put
two of them together, they are not ac-
quainted with the customs or the peo-
pie, they are not experienced, and it
takes great deal of wisdom and cour-
age TO go among the children of men
and have the finger of scorn pointed
at you and be as unpopular as Nor
mon" elder is. ESsfcated as we are.
and breathing this mountain air for
twenty years, it takes a little training
before you can turns the other cheek
and treat those kindly who spitefulIy
use you. 1t takes a little education
to learn how precious are the souls
of the children of men in the sight
of God. So we need some older men
TO put their hands on us younger
boys and hold US down. We are a good
deal like Peter. / was that way I
would have cut more than one of their
ears off, if there had been someone
to stick them on again. That is the
spirit of young men at first, but after
awhile they moderate. You will be
surprised how / will moderate in the
next ten years; ] will be as mild as a
summers morn, because l will COM
mence then to look for death. But 1
expect to live number of years yet,
and L hope the fire won't entirely burn
out of me. / had one of the apostles
tell me: Brother Kimball, If you don
quit making so much noise, you will
burn out" Well" said l. Il want to
burn out, and give room for somebody
else, as 1 believe some men live too
long"
L desire to call your attention TO a rev
elation, and / have tried TO understand
the part which l shall read:
Remember the worth of souls is great
in the sight of God;
For, behold, the Lord your Redeemer
suffered death in the flesh; wherefore he
suffered the pain of all men. that all
men might repent and come unto him
And ne hath risen again from the dead,
that he might bring all men unto him, on
conditions of repentance;
And how great is his joy in the soul
that reoenteth.
Wherefore. you are called to cry repent
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1902-07-06
THE PITFALLS OF SATAN
Dangers to Which Our Young People Are
Exposed.

fSermon by Elder J. C. Kimball)
/ feel. my brethren and sisters, that
life is too short AID our time is too
brief to be spent in making apologies
or excuses, or for expressing myself
as being surprised. 1 think we ought
to educate ourselves not to be surprised
at almost anything happening that per-
tainS to our calling in the only holy
Melchisedek priesthood. for we never
know where lightning will strike. We
are not acquainted with those that
viii be- released. or with those that
viii be sent 10 the nations of the
earth; but we believe that il comes
from God. I do know and testify that
when a man is appointed to fill a place,
notwithstanding the fact that he may
not have all the qualifications. nor be
endowed so richly as some other man
may be, and the people may be sur
priged at the appointment, yet the Lord
is able TO qualify him. 1t is marvel
GUS in my sight how men that are
called by divine authority increase in
wisdom and knowledge. how they pro-
sress and how well they fill their posi-
tons when they have the spirit of their
Office and calling. Now, brethren,
know what my priesthood and calling
Is. [ am young in experience, but /
know that l am a special witness of
the Lord to the nations of the EARTH
-
high council; If 1 fall short in some
directions. if I exhibit weaknesses. L
ask the Lord to cause that my integ
rity and my loyalty and patriotism to
the Church of Jesus Christ shall never
waae. l want to open my mouth and
use the talent which the Lord has Civ
en- me. What L say may not be in har-
mOny with some men. Those that il is
in harmony with. there being con-
geniality and an affinity between us,
1 may be able to reach their hearts.
IL is difficult for the Erst council Of
seventy TO talk of anything else but
missionary work, because that is our
special calling. I desire to call the
attention of the presidents of stakes
and the bishops of wards 10 the fact
that fifty letters were sent out yester-
day, under he direction or the first
council of the seventy, asking that the
first fifty quorums in the church each
furnish two seventies to fill missions.
think we were explicit enough in telling
them the kind of missionaries we want
ed and / hope they have them. While
we acknowledge that you cannot grind
men over, neither can you fix their
heads, we have asked for men of a
certain kind. There are seven presi-
dents to every quorum of seventy in
the church, and there are 142 Quorums,
numbering $500 seventies; and if they
cannot find 2S4 missionaries out of the
142 quorums. then l suggest that they
business. We desire them to be care
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1902-07-06

the same time he told her he would stop
and purchase a new chamois skin and
send it home. and with this she was to
clean the windows. After he had gone
CHANGING at the windows he found them
thiclxIy streaked with grease. He called
Bridget, and the following eolloquy took
bridget, didn't tell you to clean the
windows 20 ~-.-f
Yes. sor'
And didn't tell you to use the new
chamois2"
Yes sor.'
well, did you use it?''
Sure 1 did, SCR"
Let me see the charois." said the doc
tor, and Bridget promptly brought it.
Then for the first time he learned that
his wife had left the house a half hour
before he did in the morning and had
sent home some tripe- The doctor de-
clines to say what happened 10 the cham
OiS skin.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1902-07-06
WHY he WORE THE SHOES.
The Owner Recognized the Squeak
and So Caught the Prowler.

I'D as lief have a dentist file away
at my teeth as to walk behind a pedes-
TRAN with squeaky shoes" said a De-
troiter, who is well known for some OF
his whinls. And may add that there
by hangs a tale. Three or four years
ago l sent pair of shoes to the cob
bier to be half-soled- When they came
back they squeaked. I set them in a
pan of water for an hour, but IT was
no good. I oiled the soleS and edges,
but they still squeaked. left them out
over night in the rain, but the squeak
was still there. worked at those
shoes for month. and then gave them
away to a darky who was choring
around the house. He was proud of
the squeak, but il grated on me till 1
told the fellow to clear out"
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1902-07-06
Bridget's idea of Chamois.
(Philadelphia Telegraph.)

There is a prominent doctor in German
himself. 1t appears thai he employed an
Irish servant, who had Just arrived from
the Gould SOD Starting out one morning
he noticed his office windows were rather
dirty. and calling Bridget, he instructed
her to clean them before he returned. At
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1902-07-06
With Impious Hands.

You'd like an expurgated Bible, would
you2 How about that passage in the
Book of Revelations pr0nouncing a curse
upon the man who shall take away from
the words Of the book of this prOphe-
cy?'''
Well. of course, I should cut all that
out
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1902-07-06

coast of Chile 1t was drawn TO the sur
face by a traWl "a big nett from a depth
ter
BY an unfortunate accident the fish
was afterwards thrown overheard. with a
lot of refuse, but luckily not before its
photograph had been taken In color ii
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1902-07-06
RAISING TIE WIND.
How Colonel Bill Seeds Played Tt On
the Changers.
(Cincinnati Enquirer.l

Cincinnati Enquirer-l
There was a time not many years
ago." said Colonel Bill Seeds. as he
handed the bootblack q fve-dollar bill,
with instructions to keep the change.
that me and Colonel Allen were down
to the cloth. We were visiting the fat
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1902-07-06

Here is drawing of the largest fish
that ever came out of the lower depths
Of the sea. 1t is five feet long. and was
caught by c. H. Townsend of the United
States fish commission, on board of the
government steamer Albatross, Oft the
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1902-07-06

was Erayish. and its flesh was sol, -.
flaDby, like that of other deep sea fishes
Jecuug lower Jaw.
1t took three hours to pull up tba
dredge, fact which gives d vivid 9o-foT
OF the great depth from which the AMI
NAL came.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1902-06-24
BRIGHT BITS.

The Complaint. You object to
that man because he used money to
secure your election?" NO" answer
ed Senator Sorghum; that's not the
point. He didn't use it. He wasted
it."-Wa shington Star.
-Kelly's .-Hogan-"Would vez
loike t. see King Edward coronated 2"
Kelly-"W OF? Glory be! Troth,
Old loike t. see him coronated an his
ashes trun on a shlippery pavemint in
front av a Saint Pathrick s-daY pa
rade. Judge.
Willing to Cblige.-"See, here,
said the kindly old lady, TN give you
a dime. if you'll promise not to go right
off and spend it in that saloon on the
corner" "All right, lady," replied
Thirsty Tanques, ''if you got a grudge
agin dat booZe-ji nt I'll cut it. I'm will
in ter paternize any rum shop yer in
t'rested in. '-Philadelphia Press.
"A patriotic Celt, Grating at pub
lie function one evening last week, in
formed his audience that "the brightest
gem in the British crown was the fam
Gus coronation stone" AS the stone
formed a good-siZed seat for some of
our ancient kings, one can we'll believe
the remark made by the late Mr..
SHAKESPEARE Cor was it Bacon ?)that "un-
easy lies the head that wears a CROWN
GLASGOW Evening Times
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1902-06-24

Personal.

Baltimore is considering a plan of
changing the name of it's North ave-
nue. to Schley avenue in honor of the
rear admiral The present name is no
longer appropriate, the northern boun-
dairy of the city having extended far
beyond the avenue.
Numerous inquiries are being made
as to what would be King Edwards
name if he had the honor of being a
citizen Of the United States. His
mothers name was Guelph and she
married a man whose family name was
Victim. Therefore should his most
gracious Majesty desire to become a
citizen of this country his papers would
be made out to Albert E. Victim.
Someone asked Representative
Cushman the other day what sort of
nerve food he took in order to give
him the temerity to make his "asbes-
tos and hand grenade speech attack
ing the rules of the House. WELL"
replied the lanky Washingtonian in the
same drawl in which his remarks were
delivered in the House, ''it was just
this way. I'm mighty tired of fight
ing the Democrats out in my state half
the time in order to get elected to Con-
gress and then spending the other half
fighting the Committee on Rules in or
der to get recognition, so / just thought
1 would say something hot enough to
burn an opening for myself"
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1902-06-24

The delegates in Congress from
New Mexico, Oklahoma and Arizona
are very much excited over the pros
pect that the Senate will refuse at this
session to consider the omnibus bill
passed by the House admitting these
territories as states. In view of the fact
that the Republican party in its ma
tional conventions has been promising
statehood TO these territories for years
it does seem a little strange that the
Senate refuses to take up the bill.
The House passed the bill with great
promptness early in the session, but
the senators do not seem to want any
addition to their number. The reason
probably is that the political complex
ion of at least two of the three terri
tories is Democratic
Delegate Rodey of New Mexico has
threatened to resign if the Senate does
not admit his territory, and he has
been trying to get the delegates from
the other territories to make a like
threat. 1t is probable, however, that
the Senate doesn't care whether he re-
signs or not. That being the case he
would spite nobody but himself If he
were TO carry his threat into execu-
ton.
Senator Beverage, the chairman of
the Senate Committee on Territories,
has promised the delegates that the
Senate will take up the bill at the
next session of Congress- He has told
them that there is not sufficient time
at this session to debate the bill as it
should be debated. That promise, how
ever, does not satisfy them. They have
had such promises before, In the case
of New Mexico it does seem as If
there had been sufficient delay if it
is intended ever to grant statehood to
her. 1t is now about half a century
since the first bill to make the terri
tory state was introduced, and bills
for that purpose have been before
twenty-one Congresses. Either the
House or the Senate has passed at
different times eighteen bills, but only
once did the two houses pass a bill
during the same Congress, and in that
case the bill was killed in conference.
But it must not be forgotten that
New Mexico doesn't grow very fast.
and she wouldn't be a very big state
when admitted if she should be kept
out half a century longer-that is a
big state from the standpoint of wealth
and population,
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1902-06-24
CLEVELAND IN POLITICS1

The statement is made in the New
York Tribune that Mr.. Cleveland is in
politics again, and that he is against
Hon David B. Hill for Presi-
dent. According to this story
Mr.. Cleveland favors the nomi-
nation of Richard Olney of Boston
for President by the Democratic party.
1t is we'll enough to take stories of this
sort with many grains of salt. 1t is ex-
tremely doubtful if it is Mr. Cleveland's
purpose to take an active part in poll
tics again. In fact, in his speech at the
opening of the new headquarters of the
Tilden Club last week he practically
said that he was out of politics for all
time.
The only thing. as far as we can see.
that would influence him to abandon
the determination that he formed quite
long time ago, namely, to keep out of
politics, Is desire to prevent Mr.. Hill
from reaching the presidency, and he
would have no such desire unless he
was Mr.. HilPs bitter political enemy Or
believed him unfit for the position.
There is no reason for thinking that
he is now a political enemy of Mr.. Hill
If he were his enemy he would not
have met him so cordially on the &C.
casion of the Tilden Club banquet. By
his conduct on that occasion he let the
impression get abroad that he and Mr..
Hill were on the very best of terms and
that he cordially endorsed Mr. Hills
purpose to make himself the presiden-
tial nominee of his party.
1t is probable that if Mr.. Olney were
candidate Mr.. Cleveland would pre-
fer him to Mr. Hill, because Mr.. Olney
was his most trusted adviser during his
second term, but Mr.. Olney a few days
ago, addressed a letter to number of
admirers in Memphis, saying that he
was not candidate for the presidency
and requested that all efforts in his be-
half be discouraged.
1t is probable that the Tribune's
! story, that Mr. Cleveland is getting
ready to knife Mr.. Hill, grew out of a
visit paid Mr.. Cleveland a day or two
ago by Jacob A Cantor. an influential
anti-Hill politician of New York city.
The object of this visit is not
known. 1t is simply surmised that it
meant that Mr.. Cleveland intends to
antagonize Mr.. Hill. The surmise is as
likely to be wrong as right
Immediately after the Tilden Club
celebration some of the Democratic pa
pers assumed that it was Mr.. Cleve-
lands purpose to seek third presiden-
tial term. In view of what he said in
his speech at the celebration it is diff
cult to see on what ground such an as
sumption rests. 1t is safe enough to
say that Mr.. Cleveland is out of poll
tics to stay, and that he is not using
his influence to destroy Mr.. Hills
chance for success.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1902-06-24

The following little scene at an in
quest upon the body of a murdered
man is reported by a correspondent of
the Anglo Russian from Astrachan:
The coroner debating to his clerk:
"On the table was found bottle
no; stop for a mom< we must as
certain it's contents"
The coroner, tasting the liquid, die
tates: THE bottle contained English
gin perhaps not, am not sure;
taste it yourself"
The clerk, having done so, replies: Il
believe it is simply strong vodka"
The coroner, tossing off another
glass: mo; really, it tastes like GIN"
The clerk, tasting the liquid again:
Il still think it is only vodka The
bottle having gradually become emp
ty, the coroner proceeded to dictate in
a decisive tone Write: An empty
bottle was found on the table, and all
measures taken to ascertain what it
had contained were of no use.'"
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If the purpose which Swift & &c.
and other great meat pack us OF c Ii
cago have in view is carried out the
South probably will become the CEN
ter of the cattle industry Of the coun-
try. In our Sundays edition We pub
lished a dispatch from Chicago in
which it was stated on the authority
of the Inter Ocean of that city that
Swift & Co. and other Chicago packers
had about completed plans for the pur-
chase of a very large tract of land in
Northern Florida and Southern Ala
bama, the land to be used for the pro-
duction of cassava with which to feed
and fatten cattle and hogs.
1t seems that fully a year ago, after
it had been satisfactorily demonstrated
that the soil and climate of Florida
were well adapted to the cultivation Of
cassava, a committee of gentlemen in
terested in the growing of cassava, to-
gether with the representatives of the
Louisville and Nashville Railway Com
pany, visited Chicago and consulted the
great meat packers relative TO the ad-
sava in the raising of cattle and hogs.
They were much gratifed with the in
terest the packers took in the matter.
They were so encouraged that steps
were at once taken to put their views
into practical shape. 1t is the under
standing that everything is now about
ready for undertaking the experiment.
There is no reason to doubt that the
experiment will be successful. 1t is
claimed that an acre of fairly good
land in Florida or South Georgia Will
produce an amount of cassava that, for
beef or pork making purposes, is equal
to twice the amount of corn or grass
grown on an average acre of land in
the West In other words, the conten-
ton is that cattle and hogs can be
fattened on cassava at less than half
the cost of fattening them on corn.
1t is a fact that the lands in South
Georgia from which the timber has
been cut are being rapidly fenced in,
the understanding being that it is the
purpose of the owners of them to
give attention to cassava and cattle,
If the Chicago packers should carry
out their present purpose an immense
impetus would be given to stock rails
ing in the South-at least in all those
sections of the South in which cassava
can be grown successfully. For the
maturing of cassava several months
are required. 1t will thrive there
fore in all South Georgia, as well as
in the whole of Florida.
Cassava has hardly been introduced
into this section yet. The farmers are
just beginning to inquire about it. A
considerable acreage was planted in
South Georgia counties last spring, ow
ing to the agitation in regard to it by
the conventions held in Brunswick. In
Florida it has been grown in consid-
cradle quantities for several years, and
at least one large starch factory is in
successful operation there.
1t is a safe prediction that If the
claims respecting cassava are any
where near realized the raising of
stock will become a great industry in
South Georgia and Florida, and. Sa-
vannah will become the home of pack
ing houses that will rival those of
some of the cities of the West.
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INDEX ~ NEW ADVERTISEMENTS

Meetings-DeKalb Lodge. No. 9. I.
o. Q. T.
Special Notices-ship Notices,
Strachan & Co, Consignees; Rich
mond's Business College at Masonic
Temple; Special Notice. Emma NJ.
Wagner; Bill of Fare, Union Station
Restaurant; Anything You Want, at
the Delmonico Co.
Business Notices-A Rush to Get a
Bank, Peoples Savings and Loan Co.
French Peas in Butter, A. NJ. & c. w.
West; a Speciality in Olives, the S. w.
Branch Co.
Popular Excursions via Southern
Railway. Columbia. S. c., July T.
Auction Sales-Plant System of Rail-
ways; Old Hoss Sale, by 1. D. La
Roche, Auctioneer.
The INCEST Seaside Resort-South
End Pavilion, Tybee.
Get a Bank-People's Savings and
Loan Company.
June 24-Get 1t at Rowlinski's.
Laundry-E. & W. Laundry.
Beer-A. B. c. Beer.
ucational-Elizabeth College for
Women, Charlotte, N. c.
Fire Removal-McArthur & Sons
Co.
Summer Resorts-Grayson Sulphur
Springs. Grayson, Va; Lithia Springs
Hotel, Austell, Ga.
Whisky-Murray Hill Club Whisky.
Medical-S. S. s.; Kodol Dyspepsia
Cure; Paine's Celery Compounds; Pc
runa; Cuticura; DR.. TEACHERS Liver
and Blood Syrup: DIR. Kilmer's Swamp
Root; Worlds Dispensary Prepare
tions; TUFTS Pills; Alligator Liniment;
DR.. David Kennedy's Favorite Rene
dy.
Cheap Column Advertisements-Hel
Wanted; Employment Wanted; For
Rent; For Sale; Lost; Personal; Mis-
cellaneous.
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