The Republican journal., 1902-01-02

"Did | make a good tackle?" asked the
football player, looking up from his cot in
the hospital "Y es,' replied the nurse;
''you bit off one ear, two fingers and broke
three legs "Thank heavens'' murmured
the football player. lapsing again into un-
consciousness.
Poisons accumulate in the system when
the kidneys are sluggish-blotches and bad
complexion result-take Hoods Sarsapa-
rilla.
Teacher-H ereditary is an adjective that
means something that deScendS from father
to son. Now, Willie Green, construct a
sentence containing the word. Willie Green
My pops pants are hereditary.
| Too Many People Daily With Catarrh
1t strikes one like a thunder clap, devel-
opes with IA rapidity that no other disease
does. DR.. Agnew's Catarrhal Powder is
the radical, quick, safe and pleasant cure
prevent its deep-Seatlng and years OF dis
tress. Don't daily with Catarrh. Agnews
| gives relief in ten minutes. 80 cents. -
Sold by Edmund Wilson and A. A. Ilowes
d Co.-49.
Judson-Carrie, sometimes | think you
are a ninny. Mrs. Judson-W hat, after
living with you so many years? 1t can't be
possible; ! admit ! might have been when
| married you.
Awful Experience with Heart Disease
Nh. l.. j. Law, Toronto, Can, writes: 81
! was so sorely troubled with heart disease
that | was unable for IS months to lie down
in bed lest | smother After taking one
and slept soundly. | used one bottle anG
the trouble has not returned" Sold by Ed
mund Wilson and A. A. Howes q Co.-5O
| Mrs. Bjones is. Mrs. Muggins-Yes; she
told me the other day Sic never had any
trouble with her servants.
Proved PriceIess.-Ruby coats and Gin.
nomon flavor. DR.. Agnew's Liver Pills are
household favorites. Impurities leave the
system. The nerves are toned. The blood
is purified. The complexion is bright and
ruddy. Headaches vanish and perfect
health follows their use. 40 doses 10 cents
25 cents for 100 pills. Sold by Edmund
Wilson and A. A. HoWes & Co.-51
The Begger-1 suppose you are very care
ful to keep watch on your victims. The
pick pocket-Well I'm more careful to get a
watch away from them.
When Baby had Scald Head-When
Mother had salt Rh-um-When Father
had Pites.-Dr. AgneW's Ointment gave
the quickest relief and surest cure These
are gems of truth picked from testimony
which is given every day to this greatest of
healers. 1t has never been matched in cura-
tive qualities in Eczema, letter, Piles, etc.
30 cents. Sold by Edmund Wilson and A.
A. Howes & Co.-52.
"Why didn't the tenor sing tonight? He
has such sympathetic voice." ''Well, the
reason he didn't sing was that his voice
wasn't sympathetic enough to touch the
manager for a weeks salary overdue"
Kindly Take Notice that Elys LIQUID
Cream Balm is a great benefit " those SUI
fererS from nasal catarrh who cannot in
hale freely through the nose, but must treat
themselves by spraying. Liquid Cream
Balm differs in form, but not incidentally
from the Cream Balm that has stood for
years at the head of remedies for catarrh
1t may be used in any nasal atomiZer. The
price, including spraying tube, is rs cts.
Sold by druggists, or mailed by Ely Broth
erS, Sc Warren Street, New York.
''How forbidding that boat looks" ex-
claimed Mrs Taddells. ''You are looking
at the stern Sheets" explained MI. Taddells.
Two million Americans suffer the tortur-
ing pangS of dyspepsia. No need to. Bur-
dock Blood BitterS cures. AT any drug
store.
Mrs. Neersite-Really now, for Mrs.
NOoritch that's quite a plain bonnet. | eS-
pecially admire that modest little rosette of
green ribbons. Mrs. Sharpe-They're not
green ribbons, my dear, merely modest
little bunch of ten-dolar bills.
Terrible plaques, those itching, Fostering
diseases of the skin. Put an end to misery.
Doan's Ointment cures. At any drug store
81 hope" said the drummer, ''you were
quite satisfied with my report for the past
month "Well,y replied the head of the
firm, s'there was one part OF it that really
exceeded our expectations" "And what
was that?" ''YOur expense BILL
"Little Colds egIected-thousands of
lives sacrificed every year. DR.. Woods
Norway Pine Syrup cures little colds
cures big colds, too, down to the very verge
of consumption.
"What, you here again!' exclaimed the
woman at the back door when Weary Will
lie presented himself. 81 thought you were
deadp' ooh, no" replied Weary, touching
his hat; 81 didn't eat that piece of pie you
gave me last time was here"
Impossible to foresee an accident. Not
impossible to be prepared Tor it. DR..
Thomas Electric Oil. Monarch over pain.
"Mamma, what would you do if that big
vase in the parlOr should get brOken?" said
Tommy. 81 should whip whoever did it, y
said Mrs. Banks, gazing severely at her lit
tie son. SWELL, then, you'd better begin to
get yp your muscle" said Tommy "coz
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