The Minneapolis journal., 1902-07-18
The Nonpareil Man
Casually Observed.

The Grand Piano scene in the new naelo-
drama, Lost In Nebraska" is said to be
striking portrayal OF wild western life. The
scene opens with cyclone. passing across the
stage. The storm carries with it a cabin a
small barn, cow and a Grand Piano. Seated
at the piano is the heroine, Lady Angelica
Montmorency. playing and singing the popu-
lar air, Fathers Beard Has Whiskers in It. -
The natural setting of the song never fails Of
several encores In Omaha and Lincoln, Neb
Mr.. Byers went around the goff links yes
terday Just eating UP holes, brassies, bogies
caddies and niblicks, until Champion Travis
wrote "ex-" before hts title. and Andrew Car
negie and Ian MacLaren, now at Edinburgh J.
Joined in paying cable tolls on "a message to
the victor reading "Hoot, mon.''
Mary MaoLane drew $500. and 'left Chi
cago.' both very agreeable pastimes.. <.>r
Captain Fitchette's laudarle attempt to keep
held by the courts, I'VE may look from this
time on tor a purer civic administration.
An American Ice company Is exploiting gLon-
don. and the British photographers are just
beginning to use the ':cotd deal" Joke.
In the bids on the coal for the Indian
trust ,clashed. It is hardly necessary to state
that the United States had to give way.
We are given a slight Insight into Montana
politics by ia suit brought by w. P. Mason.
who claims he was giyen. S. 900 by William A.
Clark, il, to- go to Kansas City and get up
labor denonstration = to receive Senator
theirs arrival attthe 1ast national contention.
schedule of prices might be arranged some
thing as follows: .~- -.. ....h..-
Labor demonstration :. -................... 1000
Great popular uprising gs...............>6,0O % ,0OO
ovation s. .-.. oouv
Politicians and statesmen would doubtless
be- pleased to pay schedule haeetu prices and thus
avoiu W s g g .gsoe s%.s zz<>
| Captain Richmond Pearson Hobson1 has
come into prominence again BY the rescue OF
'"beaucheous maiden who 1eaped into the
Mississippi and Incidentally swallowed about
q quart and half Of Chicago drainage fluid
| for the express purpose Of being borne to land
on tho sturdy arm of sthe hero of Santa 60
| This maiden, sitting the deck of "a boat
off East st. Louis and looking around fol
| prey, suddenly detectedthe heroic form of, the
| yotlng naval officer sporting around in the
drink. Instantly her resolve was taken and
she leaped over the Side Of The boat 4intc
| twenty feet of drainage. The captain anoment'
arity~ forgot himself and dragged her ashore
after; she had gone to bottom, greatly to the
delight of the people on the boat There the
romance OF the occasion was slightly marrec
whom. the .qbeaueheous. maiden was rolled or
barrel to get the mississippi river out o.
her person, SO as to give her a; chance tt
breathett the captain with folded arms looking
grin1ly, on. .-...-. =.
The navy department. has shut off the oscu
Iatory performances, but 1T seems that oul
gallant young naval officer is by no mean!
out of danger. When the American girl wht
dotes on heroes scents prey, she Is bound tt
make a score If she has to Jump into the rive
or leap off six-story building. Captain
Hobson should either take the matrimon!
cure or apply for a station in an Eveles
Eden. -.