The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1902-02-27
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dade an, vi called thin everything OIL
cud think Of, but they won't git up
Brooklyn Fife.
Wigg-The average run of people
have very little sympathy for each 9th
err. Wagg- NONSENSE Haven't you
ever noticed how folks cry at we'd
ding?
81 wonder If this bridge paysf' said
Lord Lennox. in approaching Vauxhall
bridge. eco over it," said Hook. the
.punster, and you'll be tolled."-Youth's
Companion.
Mrs. Porkchops BAIL They're mere
parvenus Mr.. Porkcbops-Er-go their
money Since we did? Mrs Porkchops-
Why, yes; they've Just struck oil in
Texns.=Brooklyn Life.
Mrs. Younglin going oub-John; do
you suppose you can hear the baby
from. where you are If he wakes up and
acrlesf- John (who Is reading the news.
paper)-I dunno;.L hope not
An Editorial Encounter: Nubbs-H He
weht into the editors office like a roar.
! iifG. lion. and came out like a postage
! stamp Bubbs-How was that2 Nubbs
Licked. detroit Free Press.
A Costly Feed: 1--WE had feast for
a king at our boarding house yesterday.
1t Included all the choicest deleaeles Of
the season." "What were theyf" flash
and succtotash. "-Cleveland Rla n
Dealer.
How 1t looked: Wlfe-fye gotten so
that | don't care If you are not at home
more | have resources of my own.
TIusband-You don't mean to say that
you, haze learned 20 quarrel with your
self?-Llfe. ,r.
Kitty-That young chap. Charlie os.
good. Ins fallen ln love with chorus
girl: Jane = Well, there's nothing
strange about that. Young boys always
fall In love with girls old enough to be
their mothers. A.
"You seem to be much Interested In
me. my little girl. What is itY' II
don't see how your face can be SO
smooth and clear; papa says you have
Travelled all. oyer the country On IT,,
Boston Transcript.
A Trlhe Mixed: Tess-What is alb
slnthe, do you known. Jess-Ohl |
think it's one OF those fake love po-
tons. read In book one time that
absintlie makes the heart grow fond.
er."-Philadelphia Press.
Tell me" he sigked, tell me- beauti-
fnl maiden, what is In your heartE
Aiss fenfietfa Beam. of Boston, gave
him asfook of icy dlsdain. and then
youchSafed the monosyllable reply:
Blood = Baltimore American.
Some ,solered folks naturally blue;
Miss Johnson ellndy Jackson says
she has blue blood In her yeins Miss
Snonalke-W Wen. she orter hab! De fe.
male side oB' her house has been han.
ding washing. blue for ten generatlonss
Exchange. >
For arts sake; "Grselda," said the
visiting relative. you ought not to try
to sing wren sou are shaking with the.
chllls." II haven't got the chills, aun..
tie.. replied the church-choIr 'Snfano;
II am practiclng on my tremolo.'-Chi-
cago Tribune.
"Did you ever try any of these health
foodsi" the sympathetic frlend asked
of the dyspeptic lady. Yes" she re
piled. land I'm not going TO eat any
more OF them" why notT" Because
they spoil my appetite.'--Cleyeland
Plain Dealer. -. =. 49,.
Before the bout rs Mickey in con-
dltlonT Hes as line as silk. All.
Mickey'sT'1. great boy He's got some
thing up his sleeve 'that'll astonish all
thin other buffers -""What is it, Mis-
ter Doosn?' "It's.his ar-r-m."TCleYe-
land Plain Dealer.
First reatnster-Well. | SEE, Moike,
we've declared stroke at the Selby
works. Second Teamster-Naw! Is
that soG And why? First Tenmster-
Well, you see, it was this way: That
fellow Winters. who made the big haul,
wasn't pber of the union.
How he did It: Moses-How did you
make your fortune? Levi-By horse
racing, Moses-Not, betting? Levi
No, started pawnshop just outside
the raee-coprse for the people who
wanted TO get home when tho races
were oyer-.Phlladelphia Press.
Providing himself with business;
"you run your automobile very fast
through the streets" said the friend TO
the doctor.s "Yes," replied the man of
pills and bills;"Im always In hurry
to get there; and, besides, when times
are little dull, can pick up a few
cases ON the way."-Cleveland Plain
Dealer.
Mans secret power: "ln all my
life" she said, with sigh, Il have
seen only one man that'I would care
TO marry" "Did he look like me?' he
carelessly asked. Then she flung her
self into his arms, and wanted to know
what secret power men possess that en-
ables them to tell when they are loved.
Chicago Record-lIerald.
Hard To- tell Il see your names In
the papers good deal" commented
the old friend; II suppose you're really
I'm society now" My wife THINKS we
are" replied the man who had become
suddenly rich, but sometimes | have
nv doubts" How SOP We'll, when
there's II swell charity entertainment,
to be given, with boxes quoted at two