Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1902-07-18
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Just to change the subject 1t is time
to plant turnips.
1t is the harvest hand hired by the
month who welcomes a rainy day.
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''The virtues of our brothers we write
upon the tablets of love and memory
The grocery boys best girl has under
scored on the calendar the date, July
80. .u
Grocers and hardware mems horses
are also looking forward to day of
rest.
Those persons who took their vaca-
tions early are already kicking them
selves.
With painful Sigh Willie boy recog-
nizes the fact that school begins again
in six weeks. n}
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Strange, too, that citizens right in
the neighborhood of the Mayors
headquarters should be complaining
about dirty streets.
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| The solitaire bidding contest for
TINT street railway route might be
pulled off now while there is a lack
of excitement in other departments.
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That the Famous John T." has
not shown up to help catch those
burglars is probably due to the fact
that he fears again to meet the gaze
of Col. James Burlison.
Fred p. Smith, Clint Kline, Billy
Pardee and several others are wonder,
ing how they can attend both the gro.
GERS and hardware mems outing on the
same day.
The attention of the street sprink-
ling contractors is respectfully called
to the fact that they are supposed to
be more than mere formalities. Wake
up, gentlemen, and earn your money!
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If the members of the Board were
as vigilant in seeing that the people
are made comfortable as they are in
looking after the welfare of those
prairie dogs, they'd compel the street
sprinklers to keep moving.
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The question now is whether j,
Pierpont Morgan will ever take a
vacation, il he will ever have an hour
while awake that will be free of care
an hour free of thought over his mil
lions and how he may add to them
oh, Pierpont, yours is not the most
enviable position imaginable!
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The juvenile King of Spain should
read chapter of Theodore Roosevelt's
strenuous Life" each night before
! retiring, rAt the end Of week he'd
feel so tame that he could be forced
to wear even an overcoat on the hot.
test day.
Mr.. Chas. q, Fl. Fayrer- Hickey. q
travelling salesman for the Goodyear
Tire & Rubber Co., whose name com
pels him to carry an extra grip, is re
spectfully asked to step aside for His
Royal Highness. Somdet Prabart Pral
Paramendar Mahar Chulanlongkuar
Baudintaratape Maham Monkoot Rar
tenah Rarchawe Wongse Racha
Nekaradome Chatarantah Baromal
Mahar Chakrapart Prah Chula Chaum
klow Chow Yu Huah, King of Siam
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II was husy day and a crowded ca
when the Fat Man unblushingly hand
ed the conductor of Loop Line car
$50 bill In payment Of his fare, Th
conductor gave him just one glance an
when the car stopped at Market st
hurried Off his car into nearby store
The day was hot and the car was
closed one and the passengers grey
restless apd uneasy, but the conducto
came not At the end OF perhaps fiv
minutes. he was seen to emerge fror
the store with pleased expression o
= his countenance the whereof of whic
was apparent to all when he poure
into the lap of the Fat Man a doubl
handful of small coins which kept IN
owner busy counting until he arrived q
his destination. And the passenger
forgaye the conductor for the tiresom
ave minutes wait.
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a NEXT MORNING PHILOSOPHER.
, You cannot control your destiny bu
! you may shape II.
No mans interests outweigh thos
! OF the entire community.
The boy at the foot OF the class Il
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