The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1902-05-28

and pleads in ardent terms tho depth
.. his love for her he may DO asked to
show his certificate, says the Chicago
Tribune. Lovemaking is TO be eleya-
ted to the plane Of the science. A
college has been established in At
wood, Tenn, whore degrees will be
conferred, and If inthe future you
note d. L. after name you will know
the person bearing it has been stu
dent there. The letters D. L. stand
for Doctor of Love. and that is what
Prof. T. j. Brooks, who has estab.
lished the school, proposes to make Of
all those who enroll their names on his
roster.
The unique seat cf love training is
known as the College of Courtak:p.
The aim Of the founder is to help all
those whose amatory education has
been neglected. He has surrounded
himself with corps Of competent in
structors and is ready for the Spring
rush.
Students in the College Of Courtship
will be taken through several degrees
before they become Doctors Of Loves
The college course is to consist Of four
terms. There will be an elective course
for the degree Of Bachelor Of Hearts,
to consist Of three terms, as well as q
postgraduate course for the degree Of
Experienced Benedict.
In the freshmen term the studies,
which are mostly non-elective, will
consist of recitations and lectures
upon meteorology, language, sokens,
diagnosis, driving with one hand-in-
cluding the choice Of a horse-botany,
department, fnance-as spilled to can
dy, flowers and theatre tickets-the
management Of gas jets and the control
of clocks.
DETAILS OF THE oURRIcULUa..
During the second term the students
will take up the art of ofsalutatiop. style
in letter writing, engagement rings,
the management Of younger brothers,
the dangers of the tintype and &Aa law
Of breach Of promise. During this
term, too, attention will be paid to
general outdoor work, and there will
be moonlight excursions and visits Of
observation to the parks.
In the senior year the prescribed
studies will follow the same general
line, but in addition each student will
be required to show familiarity with
his or her studies and must be able to
satisfy the examinersin the three sub
iects Of liability to arouse interest, the
encouragement Of rivalry and the art
Of expressing affection. I" The degree
Of Bachelor Of Hearts will only be
granted when student can bring for
ward girl who believes in him under
all circumstances, while the post-grad-
uate degree Of Experimental Bene-
diets will only be conferred upon grad
yates Of the college who, after year
of marriage can display certificates,
signed by their wives, making afida:
Wit that they have never regretted
their choice.
FEW UNDERSTAND LovEMAKING.
The plan Of the College o. Courtship
is based on Prof. Brooks belief that
the average young man does not know
how to make love to the average
young woman and that the young wo-
man Of to-day does not understand the
art of being loved by the modern young
man. In his opinion the manifestation
of love, Of tenderness Band Of devotion
are matters which can be taught to
those whose bashfulness o. lack of
initiative prevents them from seeking
their affinity in love. Spontaneity is
all very well for those who have it,
says Prof. Brooks, but for those who
are without this accomplishment a
course of scientific lovemaking is the
best substitute.
The chief object of the faculty OF
the College of Courtship will be to re.
duce lovemaking to an exact science.
The matter has been so carefully stud.
led by the skilled psychologists at.
tached to the college tbst they are
now able to predicate, with mathemat.
ical exactness. just what . girl will dc
under certain circnmstances and what
reply she will make to the preliminary
advances Of o student Of the opposite
sex who follows the prescribed course
in his lovemaking. al 8
MISTAKEN IDEAS ABOUT GIRLS.
The faculty particularly wishes II
rid the nuhl;a mind ~ certasy, aok ~ n