New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1902-05-21
MISS MIFFETS
AND TOMMY
BY S. r. STERN
Copyright, 1909. by the
S. s.. Mcclure Company
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vet there was as much ado in the office
as though a panic were raging in the
street outside. Tompkins, the book
keeper, got down on his knees. DOODLE
by. the head clerk, absently searched
every nook and Granny Of his desk
Miss Miffetts herself was in tears. It
was a keepsake from mamma. 1t had
three lovely rubies and a diamond
real diamond. Oh, dear, she was sure
absolutely positive-that she had it
on her dress when she came to the Of
fee that morning! Despite all efforts
to recover it the pin remained in obsti-
nate obscurity. 1t was then they sum.
moned Tommy, the new Office boy.
They did not even know his name
Tompkins said Richard" but Tommy
did not stir. Let them come and get
him. They were only clerks, after all.
Doddleby called Jack" but Tommy
persisted at the switchboard. Then
Esterbrook, the margin clerk, spoke.
His tone was not half as loud as that
of either Of the others, yet Tommy
came. Folks always seemed to come
when Esterbrook spoke.
''Whatchewant?" asked Tommy.
Miss Miffetts has lost her pin. She
had it this morning. 1t is not here now.
Do you know anything about it?'
Sure" answered Tommy, with as
tonishing celebrity.
'What!' gasped Doddleby. "You
don't mean to say
II do" said Tommy. II can see it
from here. So can you if you use your
eyes. It's right there caught on her
dress. Say, my name is Tommy. Don't
forgit it,
At noon Miss Mifetts came to the
switchboard. II thank you, Thomas"
said she sweetly. Tommy looked up.
He took her all in in a glance-the trim
little figure clad in unrelieved black
save where band of white set off her
full throat, the wavy black hair, the
brown eyes that danced. It was all
over in moment
The next day Tommy wore a new
necktie and his Sunday shoes, and his
hair was brushed to mirror 1atness
Did Miss Mifetts note the change?
That problem worried him so much
that he forgot the telephone once or
twice and earned choice collection OF
rather forcible epithets.
When he wasn't bordering the prob
lem Of his own appearance, he was
watching Miss Miffetts as she bent
over her machine. Before night he
hated Doddleby, who had dared to
speak to her with fippancy. Tompkins,
too, had incurred his dislike for joking
with her. But Esterbrook he hated
worst Of all; Esterbrook, with his
broad shoulders and his well fitting
clothes. She was too friendly with Es-
Textbook. When they left the Office to-
gether, Tommy was half tempted to
follow. That fellow Esterbrook was
not to be trusted.
AS time went on Tommy's infatua
ton for the pretty stenographer grew
To all outward appearance Miss Milf.
fetts took small notice of his existence
Sometimes she said good morning
How bright the world was! More often
she did not. The earth was a gloomy
spot after all. After awhile he cherish
ed other desperate ambitions. He hop
ed that the building would burn down
and he could carry her to the street in
his arms. Then again he waited for
Esterbrook to insult her. Tommy could
then pull out a pistol and shoot him
shoot him dead-r-i-g-h-t through
the heart. But, no; the building re-
NAMED unconsumed, and Esterbrook
refused to be other than polite and
nice. So Tommy sat at the telephone
switchboard and hoped.
One night he came into the Office aft
er the others had left it. Miss Miffetts
was there-alone. Presently Miss Milf
fetts donned her hat and coat She put
her hand into her pocket and pulled it
out empty. Then she started in to cry.
Thomas" sobbed Miss Miffetts.
eyes, miss. Anything I can do for
you?"
eff you please, Thomas, I have for
gotten my purse, and I haven't a cent
to take me home. Can you lend me my
fareY'
r Tommy brought forth a dime and
, handed it to her. She turned to 60
Then Tommy lied. eff you please, miss,
that's my last coin. Well have to go
home together, miss, If you don't mind,
miss, and please, miss. take the west
side elevated" \ *S">-
So did the stenographer. They push
ed their way up the crowded station
and into the car. Then Tommy learned
that Miss Miffetts lived with two
chums. Miss Miffetts learned that
Tommy was afflicted with q brace of
parents and four brothers and sisters.
''How old do you think amp asked
Miss Mifetts confdentially. #
Nineteen" answered Tommy.
Correct. And you?" r@ .ggsE{Is
sob, I'm sixteen. But I'll grow older
some day." he added sententiously.
Tommy saw Miss Mifetts to her
door and meandered homeward on
clouds. That night he aston1shed hts
father by inquiring whether "a Teller
could marry girl he was younger
than" On being Informed that such an