The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1902-04-18


The COURIER of last week inquired
il any resident Of Dubois county
knew Of any peach crop in the coun-
ty? | know Of only one green peach,
and this is in Jasper, but think
this j. frost bitien-according TO its
green .uzz il gives OF in regard to
the X eaI Estate Owners statement Of
town affairs. Why didn't the green
peach come out like man and
prove where the real estate owner
was wrong; bu. nothing like It-all
he done he left some Of his peach
gas escape.
lie claims he j. scarce article
and hard to get You bet ne is a
rare specimen Of peach, and if
you fail to get him you will never
miss anything. 1t must be a cross
between a cling and free stone
looks greeni-l. and fuzzy, and has a
hollow head. Green Peach, why
didn't you make it short, and Just
call yourself peach-anybo can
see you are green.
The moth must have deposited
some eggs in the Peach while IN
bloom, for il il surely wormy when
it throws off it, green fuzz in regard
OF Town Board election pledge gin
mills. II seems the Peach hal too
much gin while writing Us we have
no mills, and nothing is made in
that line IL town. Perhaps he
meant the saloons. Well, Mr..
Peach, did YOU call for Seiis's Juice,
and the bad salOon man wouldn't
sell YOU on tick lfthat is the case
can't blame you. Or, have you a
lug under the bed with the famous
combined nose-nerve strengthener
and coloring? If 50, am afraid
later you may find this green peach
turn into a red copper color in the
shape Of an Irish potato.
Ii seems the name OF Real Estate
Owner was rubbing the green, fuzzy
skin of the Peach very hard. But
can assure you Mr.. Scarce Article,
in the name OF your green peach
ness and scarcity, that it was not my
fault when l wrote the compliment
YOU refer to. failed to put a sig
nature to il, and the editor substl
tuted Real Estate Owner therefore
without my knowledge, until | saw
it in print. 1t made me feel like
good gin would have suited my taste
better. So, please take it cool with
me-you know / am awfully tender
II you can't believe it and see I
that way advise you to borrow the
famous specks of your dearly be
loved President, the SOUL and com
fort OF your heart, ard the editor
will let you spy to the bottom Q
! the sheet, and you will surely SCI
the point.
Mr.. Editor, this is on the deaC
quiet. You know the Green Peacf
| informed you Of. believe ne Il
wornv; he is-he surely is. Wha
! will we do about il? Well, az he i
a scarce article and hard to get,
. suggest that he take small dose o
spraying water-say about /. pin
every hour TO drown the worms ant
, moth eggs. He en- get this prepa
. ration at the Jasper Remedy Co
and by using it according to direc
tons think he will mature, ripeI
up soon, and get more tender.
Well, Mr.. Scarce Article, | an
afraid this is too windy-especiall
: for green peaches-they are liabl
to drop. But you know wind ere
ated wind. hope you will forgiv
! me ii have shaken the limb OF To
|. peach too much. May the AL
! mighty bless you. and everybody
: have touched. May He keep
cool for the Green Peach, as peache
can't stand much heat but tur
the peach into brardy,-run
through a gin mill,--tax the mil
!. 800 to sell the scarce stun, ,-whe
it's a good thing-to be sure IL
hard to get. Your friend.
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