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The tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1900-1902, 1902-05-01
Colonlst ExcursIon Tlckets

To the northwest. March the Isl
to April the goth we viii sell excur-
sion tickets to Montana, Idaho.
Utah, Oregon, Washington and
British Columbia, at very low rates.
For full information please call at
The Mo. Pac. depot.
r. A. BAILEY, Agt.
The tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1900-1902, 1902-05-01

Commencing March ssrd, The
Frisco train leaving Rich Hin at 6
p. m. win connect at Pleasanton
with fast trains arriving at Okla
homa 1880 next morning, Deni-
son HOS a. M, Sherman IIs3o n.
M, r.. Worth ASS p. M, Dallas
siao p. m, Memphis s a. m. as
before. -E. I. LABARRERE, Agt.
The tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1900-1902, 1902-05-01

II your items do not appear in
our columns the week they are in.
tended for, it is because they come
to hand too late or are crowded out
by press Of other matters. We
value your contributions too highly
to treat them with any discourtesy.
The tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1900-1902, 1902-05-01
Missouri Pacific Time Cara.
FrIseo srstem TIme Gard.

No. ia, Mail and Express.
Leaves. ..".,g.f5 a. IN.
Connects at PleasnntOn
with Flyer forthe North.
No. 153. Freight ana Ac-
eomodation, arriycs.......9s0 n. IN.
Carries Maitland Express.
No. 153, Carbon Center Mail
and Accommodation, Lvs..,4:0 p. m.
No. l5t. Freight and Ac-
comodation leayes......~..600 d. m.
Carries Mail and Express
for South. connects with
Flyer at Pleasanton.
No. li3 Midland Express Ar..0:25 D. m.
Connects at Fleasanton with Flyer
from the North.
4. r. LABARmERE, Agt.
The tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1900-1902, 1902-05-01

AND
Implements.

Never before has our store been
SO full of staple and seasonable
goods as now, carefully bought,
which places us in a position to
make VERY Low PRICES on
hrst-class goods. We do net
boast that we give goods away,
but we will save you money on
the following lines:
Come in and see US for General
Hardware, Stoves, Quick Meal
Steel Ranges and Gasoline Stoves
Reingeralots, Tinwsre, Granite
ware, Niekle and Silver Plated
Ware, Pocket and Table Cutlery,
All Kinds Of Mixed Paints, Lead
and OILS, Guns and Ammunition,
Barb Wire, Nails, Hog and Field
Fencing, Poultry Netting, Garden
Tools, Grass and Flax Seeds, Har.
ness and Harness Extras, Collars,
Pads, Rope, Haying Tools,
Miners Tools and Supplies. All
Kiads Of Pumps, Wind Mills,
Farming Implements. Buggies,
Wagons, etc., etc.
The tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1900-1902, 1902-05-01
Ancient Records
Z. r. ~LABAnnrrnr, A.

Records dating back to the first
century Of the Christian era are said
to have been discovered BY DR., Stein
IN the course Of his explorations in
Chinese Turkestan.
The tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1900-1902, 1902-05-01
RANGES.

We sell the famous Quick Meal
Steel Range, positively the best
and most economical Range on
the market.
The tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1900-1902, 1902-05-01
Universally Admired

Everyone aamirss a husband aud
wife who are in love with each other.
-Atchison Globe.
The tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1900-1902, 1902-05-01
cart pI.aulss n

When q man thinks he is good look
ing he can't disguise the fact that he
thinks so.-Atchison Globe.
The tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1900-1902, 1902-05-01
ouR LIsT.

Now is the time 10 supply your
self with good reading matter for
the coming year. Get the best.
Gel what will interest you week by
week and month by month, fresh
and new, at home and abroad.
Don't fail to get The TRIBUNE and
The Dolores star., 1902-01-31

To make farming q succes, in ~,
rado these things are necessary:
/. Fine land.
2. Abundant water rights with al.
priorities. va
3. A properly constructed canal f,..
from debt. ss
to cultivate the land.
The Romero Irrigation Comnanv h..
provided the first three essentials Ts.'
fact that ]. G. Ulrich had charge a, ~ ~
surveying and Homer Neei of The con ns
structi0n OF the canal is sufficient A.,
dence that 1t is as nearly perfect n. :
canal can be.
Three points having been prov,d.,
for, it depends upon the reader perbs,.
to supply the fourth. If this interest,"
you, for further details and illustrate
pamphlet write to Zeph. Chas. Eel,
102 Boston building. Denver, Color.d"
The Dolores star., 1902-01-31

Scientists have discovered that some
when they are brought into contact
with water. They must be the Weary
Willies of the germ world.
The Dolores star., 1902-01-31

Mrs. Sarah Williams of Detroit was
lately married to the spirit OF Theo-
dore Comstock, an English chemist.
who fiourished 500 years ago. You can
get married to any old thing you like
in merry Michigan.
The Dolores star., 1902-01-31

Prospectors for oil in the heart Of
the famous Valley of Death, extending
from Oklahoma nearly to California.
have tapped an artesian well of pure
water sufficient in volume, according to
report, to irrigate thousands of acres
of land that is now arid and useless.
The Dolores star., 1902-01-31

1t costs $50 600 for seat on the New
York Stock Exchange now. Still, lots
of chaps have paid that amount for a
seat at the poker table in more than
one instance.
The Dolores star., 1902-01-31

The old conundrum as to the best
selling book of the year is being pro-
pounded again, and, as usual, the great
majority of those why try to guess II
forget to notice that it is the Holy
Bible, as usual.
The Dolores star., 1902-01-31

Speaking of the Monroe doctrine,
some day our South American neigh
bors will be big enough. cool enough
and united enough to assist materially
in its enforcement.
The Dolores star., 1902-01-31

Fourteen hundred and sixty-two
cook stoves are on the way to Kitch-
ener This is irrefutable evidence that
the British no longer eat their cap
tives raw
The Dolores star., 1902-01-31

King Edward has bestowed medals
on the muledrivers in South Africa.
The man who can successfully drive a
Missouri mule that has made up its
mind to tarry while deserves a
medal.
The Dolores star., 1902-01-31

Let it be understood once and for
all that the Presidents refusal to be
indiscriminately pumphandled is no
reflection upon anybody's moral worth
or social standing.
The Dolores star., 1902-01-31

Full returns from the Cuban elections
will not be in before the end of jan
uary. Cuba would save herself trouble
by putting in voting machines.
The Dolores star., 1902-01-31

King Edward is desirous that all the
world should know he is In the enjoy
ment Of the best of health. All the
world will be glad to know that he IL
and that he feels well enough TO bs
provoked when anybody intimatss that
he isn't.
The Dolores star., 1902-01-31

1t is calculated that a baby boys
chance of being president of the United
States is one in &c, 900 600 And it may
be added that in most cases the chance
grows beautifully less the older the
baby gets.
The Dolores star., 1902-01-31

There is amusement in London over
witness the coronation Englishmen
never will understand American hu-
NOR.
The Dolores star., 1902-01-31

Honest. now. how many times have
you slipped down since the snow
came?
The Dolores star., 1902-01-31

The boundary question between
Chile and Argentina. which is simmer
ing away. will probably not reach
the boiling point.
The Dolores star., 1902-01-31

The emperor of Germany has again
assured his soldiers that he will per-
sonally lead them in battle. He has
not picked out the victim.
The Dolores star., 1902-01-31

st. Paul and Minneapolis are called
"The Twin Cities They love each
other SO fervently that neither will
build in the direction of the other.
The Dolores star., 1902-01-31

The president of Iowa university be-
1ieves that church congregations
should adopt the practice Of applaud
ing sermons which they like. The
president does not recommend the
catcall for sermons which they do not
like
The Dolores star., 1902-01-31

Emperor Kwang Su and Empress
Dowager Isl An have struck gait
at Pekin that is bound to produce a
famine in yellow calico.
The Dolores star., 1902-01-31

All our best mistletos is imported
from England. but the native Amer
lean kiss is good enough beneath ths
branch.
The Dolores star., 1902-01-31

Other nations are prepared to adopt
any plan the United st tes may formu-
late for suppressing the anarchists
The Dolores star., 1902-01-31

A Chicago man says that $40 should
start person housekeeping. So it
would-poorhouse-
The Dolores star., 1902-01-31

1t is always better to tell the truth
when you can get anybody to under
stand your understanding OF it.
The Dolores star., 1902-01-31

A sharp advance in price invariably
brings enough corn from Iowa to
blockade the railroads.
The Dolores star., 1902-01-31

There are so many celebrities now
adays that 1t is more distinguished not
to be one.
The Dolores star., 1902-01-31

Prince Henry of Holland is wisely
doing the Br'er Rabbit act lest the ex-
citabls element pull his title to pieces.
The age-herald., 1902-01-01
A FREE CURE FOR WEAK MEM From Manufacturer Opposed to Med.
 lcal Humbug-Read Ills Letter.

Dear Editor-If any of your readers are suffering from Lost Manhood, Nervous Debility, Sexual Weakness, rundown or abused conditions of the nervous sys- tenn, etc., and want a sure, quick cure, tell them to write to me and I will gladly send them a Free Prescription with fu1I directions for a home treatment in plain sealed envelope-one that is positive. I have investigated almost every adver- tised scheme out, but never found any virtue in anything but this wonderful combination I have taken hold of, and I want all men to have it. I have taken up this work because there is so much humbug in medicine, and the general pub licity for my business pays me for doing this. There will be no charge of expos ure whatever. Yours very truly, THOS. BRADFORD. private address 1S2 Brad ford Bldg, Cincinnati. o. Other papers please copy.
The age-herald., 1902-01-01

For quick and good repairs on any kind of machinery, lphone .21O. John D. Lykes,
The age-herald., 1902-01-01

A CAREFUL INSPECTION
 Of 8 Gas Stove will demon strate to you that they are labor-saving, cleanly and a house-keeper's friend.
The age-herald., 1902-01-01
osTEoPATHy.

IT. c. MORRIS,
 Osteopathist. Graduate under pr. A. T. Stir. founder of the Science. Kirksville, Mol Rooms 502 and 504 Jefferson Go. Bank Bldg. cor. 2d ave. and Fist st.. Bir mingham, Ala; take elevator on 2d ave. Examination at e1aes free, Phone: Bell 1a9. Hours: kdIt F. 2 to D. m. 1''gAtaEaknke ashedt t.sa application.
The age-herald., 1902-01-01

lUANTCn Reliable man to open Branch MHNICu office to sell big line of House.
 hold Goods. s25 0) WEEK eas fly made: Write I. .R. BRA pE0RB, 182 BRAD FORD 0lD.. CINCINNATI. OHIO.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1902-12-29

Immediately underwent a revulsion of
feeling. He felt that life itself would
be worthless without Anita.
But I have sworn it," he said,
"and it would be perjury to think Of
her now!"
But suddenly CLEAN of joy light
ened his face.
'By Jove!" he cried, 'this resolution
is null and void! There is technical
error in it! I have succumbed to the
inevitable force Of habit, and dated
It 1902. instead Of 1903 Anita, my
darling, am free!"
With ? cry of joy he coiled the
sworn resolve into a lighter, and
lighted his pipe with it.
Some people swear when they date
everything incorrectly on the first day
of a new year. AS for John Hobbs, he
only smiles.
They were married in June
~ ~
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1902-12-29
THE NEW YEAR.

Y N TIME there are NO rests as in
.. music. Time was in the without-a-
j. beginning, and time will be ever
and forever On and on and on
it goes in harmonious perfectness,
knowing no age and making no record
Of days. '|Natura non saltat mature
never made a break or a pause 1t
shows no chasms anywhere in it's ma
jestic course.
Man, though, for his convenience or
pleasure, or profit, establishes times
and seasons. Thus he says the first
day Of January shall be termed the
beginning Of q New Year. The Romans,
with an acute poetic sense that per-
vaded all their work, elected to have
the dawn Of the year shown in March
the first spring month, when nature
kisses new life into everything and
robes the earth in garments Of many
cOIors.
Man must have his pauses and start
ing points 1t is not so much a ques-
ton Of sentiment as Of necessity that
dates the seasons be fixed. The sue
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1902-12-29
CHATTING ON CHANGE
Rough Treatment of a Stranger Wins
Gets Upon the Floor.

Gets Upon the FLOOR.
If a stranger appears on the floor
of the exchange he is sure to be
detected by some sharp-eyed member,
even though thousands of clerks and
other persons pass through the doors
every day The signal given upon a
strangers approach is the mysterious
cry, ''14OO." Why 400 no one can
tell, although the stock exchange his
torian believes that in one year the
membership numbered 1899, and new
Corners during that time were regard
ed as ''the next man."
Fourteen hundred" invariably
brings a swarm of chatting members
around the stranger. He is greeted
with such cries as, ''Where did you
get that hat?" poor dear, he looks
frightened" and LET him alone, can't
you? He's stranger"
Then some one pushes the luckless
stranger one way; another member
apparently taking his side, pushes
him back again; a third member
takes a hand in this gamej and.
presently the newcomer is buster tnan.
a ping-pong ball at tournament. He
is shunted forward and back, the
crowd around him growing larger
and the volley of comments and cries
of encouragement more deafening.
Naturally, the average man, not
being a muslin and sawdust doll, re-
sents this treatment. His anger rises
as the mob shows less and less con-
sideration. He may strike at his,
tOrmentors as some have done and
thereby inspire trouble of a serious,
sort; he may keep his head and his
temper and come through with moth
ing worse than rumpled hair and
damaged hat, or he may even chal-
lenge some of the jokers to a duel, as
has actually been done in several in
stances.
But the members are just as m9rci~-
less in their treatment Of each other
The man with a fad, or a grievance,
or a marked characteristic of any
kind is sure to have the fact brought
home to him a dozen times a day, in
way more pointed than polite.-I~4w
York Tribune.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1902-12-29
New Years in Paris.

The exchanging of gifts, which in
England is falling into innocuous des-
uetude, is kept up in Paris. Parents
make gifts of portions to the children,
brothers give to sisters. and husbands
settle sums of money on their wives
Callers are expected, when not ladies,
to make presents at every house they
call at, and it is an interesting sight
to see carriages loaded with bonbons,
candies and sweet meats in the most
fantastic shapes and brightest colors,
the strangest receptacles for the
sweets thus distributed. lie Jour L
An is certain o. one day when the
home side of the French comes out
and Paris is less herself then than
at any other time
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1902-12-29

Bells of the Nec Year, 0 bells of the night,
LOw intonations, hozf sorrow, half mi'th,
Ningzing and tingziug and siZuern and soft,
Woken and ring to the ends Of the earth!
Touched of a sorrov that g7addens TO joH
Freigbted NTH faith as bird acih the spring.
Loud through the midnight, O echoing bells,
Czannor and QuarcJ and hau1der and Suing!
Night on the city broods rafting and dumb,
Snow on the ncadoav lies sullon and cold;
Waken the ,go|d to the birth of the NeD,
SoZoce the earth for the death Of the Old!
Future and Past nor are mingled as one,
Starlight and moonlight and pleasure and PAIN;
Linked to the Noar is the Old that IS lost,
Linked By q bell Nth its chime for chain.
Dorm the soft food of the srjft brazon sound,
Faces long lost TO you and to me,
Voices that died ,czon the Summer aOas yoau1g,
Homeward, drift homoward, as sail from The sea.
Hart! For moment the Ginning is hus7eed!
Lo for moment the music hangs famled!
Is 1t d SPIRIT phantom, goes forth,
Withered and greg from the face Of the avorld?
Something auatnocn to the hand, to the eye,
Something olnsoen Of the avatchers has gone.
1jngcd ruth the gold Of the morning to be,
Come, q mg soul, 0nd be glad ruth the damn!
Old Year. adicu here's qood5y to regret;
Doa0n, as the cvc has ats crimson and gold.
AL that The old days haze lost shall be found,
Al t1at shall cone wiH the Now Year be old.
Swing, uqbing heart, to the time Of the bells;
String uiH the hope that their czongor has hurled,
Echoed and borne to the ends of the EARTH;
Love still end2res, and tbs aceU avih the ovor7d.
Bells of the Nem Yedr, 0 bells of the might,
LoW jntonatjOns, less so1rooU than nojrth
lToken and Huadcr your tjdings of zove,
Thunder and ring to the ends Of the earth!
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1902-12-29

He was young and handsome, and
the poorest lawyer in the city, both as
to finance and Iegal ability. And he
rightly attributed this dual poverty to
pair of brown eyes. Had he de-
voted as much OF 1902 to the study Of
law as he had to those brown eyes,
he would have progressed vastly in
legal lore.
And, by Jove!" he cried, bringing
down his fist, Il viii not waste another
minute on the little coquette! I have
let her play hob with me long enough,
and tonight draw the line and dis
miss the case!'
Having said which, he took up his
pen and wrote the following ironclad
resolution:
Chicago, Jan. /, 1907 hereby
resolve and promise during this year
just arrived to have nothing whatever
to do with Anita Sara Atkins-John
Hobbs"
Having written this, he appended
the following:
Il, John Hobbs, having appeared
before me, John Hobbs, a notary pub
lie for the county of Cook, state Of
Illinois, do most soIemnIy swear thatI
will keep the above resolution.
John Hobbs"
To this he affixed his nOtariaI seal.
and. taking so cents from his right
pocket, paid it to himself. and put it
in his left pocket.
The clock struck Il. John Hobbs
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1902-12-29


Y T was the eve OF the
). New Year. In one short
Il, hour the bells would
peal forth the birth Of
1903.
John Hobbs, lawyer and
notary public, sat in his Of
fee thinking, for he had
much to think Of. 1902 had
0een what he called q
'cOrker." In other words,
it had been vastly unsatis-
factory.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1902-12-29
To be continued.

Il never heard Of but one perfect
boy" said Johnny, pensively, as he
sat in the corner doing penance.
and who was thai asked mama.
"Papa-when he was little" was the
answer. And silence rCigned for the
space Of five minutes.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1902-12-29
North the MAKING.

Good resolutions at the beginning OF
a new year are VIGOROUSLY ill-kept,
although perhaps they are not SO ill
kept as notoriety declares. In any
case they are still orth the making.
Even if one stumbles a thousand
times, yet for the thousand and first
time he should endeavor to walk
aright-Youth's Companion.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1902-12-29

cess of business life depends upon it,
and nation without chronology is
people without a history Each year
must hold its own events. nor may
one trench upon the other.
Leaving this line of suggestion, one
is led to the thought that these year
posts Of mans time offer opportunity
for reflection upon what has been and
what may be. Each New Year day
tells. not only Of the new birth, but
also OF the year that is sepultured.
Here are presented in brave contrast
life and death As the old passes
cut, the new cones in. So with man
and all other animate things. ''The
king is dead; live the king.
So one lesson after another may be
learned, if one be but willing pupil
What the memories Of the just dead
year? What the sins, the cClOTs, the.
follies? What the good one did, and
what progress in the knowledge that
is lasting? All! the year is gone, gone
to one and all of us; but the impress
sion remains. These years one by one
are character builders, each adding to-
the other until the mortal changes to-
the immortal!
Looking backward, what is the
reckoning? Whatever most of good,
or of i'll, the New Year is at hand. Let
the accounting be just, that one NAV
be ADLER to meet justly and righteous
ly the things that are before. One
should recall the errors of the past,
not that he may mourn over them,
but that he may gain strength for flu
ture struggles.
One need not give the whole of New
Years day to the forming Of good res
olutions. Alas! there be many who
do vow overmuch at such times The
hallway of the New Year, like that of
hell, is paved with good intentions.
One may resolve and resolve again,
and swear Justify in confirmation of
such purpose; yet all unavailingly,
because of the frailty of his being. He
acts the better part who reflects, and
is not rash in promises.
Not the same to all is the history Of
the past year; and not two shall find
the New Year the same in experience.
But each year is for all, and has in
abundance riches Of good for every
one. The year just closed was lavish
in gifts; the new offers plenty as
great 1t is but to look for it fear
lessly and the searcher will be re-
Warded
The old was and is not The new is
herewith it's portents. A warm heart
for the year just dead, and a glad hand
for the one that is newly born.
N
The St. Louis Republic., 1902-09-22
CARNIVAL ELEPHANT
GOES ON RAMPAGE
Breaks Out of Its Stable at Vim
cennes, Ind. and Attacks
Sleeping Family.

REPUBLIC SPECIAL.
vincennes. Ind. Sept. 21.-Arkoun & Rud-
ietta's jumbo elephant. with the Bostick-
Ferrari show at Eiks' carnival here. broke
out OF his stable tonight.
At the home Of Clarence Duncan. candy
manufacturer, the elephant broke through
a window, and with his trunk upset a bed
in which Mrs. Duncan and children were
sleeping. One of the children he picked up
ard hurled across the room The elephant
then mounted porch and broke down the
door Of Duncan's dwelling before his keep
er subdued him. Mrs Duncan. who is In
delicate tondltion. went insane from fright
and is In a critical condition.
In the afternoon the same elephant de
molished the novelty stand OF Samuel List
on the carnival grounds. The company
should have showed until midnight but at
once pulled up stakes TO avoid attachment
or injunction proceedings. it is said, and at
midnight started by special train for
Owensboro. Ky. The manager Victor ID.
Levitt. said his company will endeavor to
compromise these cases. but would fight the
Sl0oOO damage suit filed late Saturday by
Otto Brocksmith. a telephone lineman. who
claims he was permanently crippled in a
runaway caused by an unruly Bostick-
Ferarri bear.
The carnival was well patronized, the Eiks
clearing about 5000 for a new clubhouse
fund
The St. Louis Republic., 1902-09-22
KING QUARRELED WITH
DAUGHTER OVER WlFE'S BIER.
Leopold Refused to Receive Princess
Stephanie and Compelled Her
to Leave Royal Palace.

Spa, Sept. PA requiem mass for the
late Queen of the Belgians, at which the
Bishop of Lege will officiate. will be cee-
brated here tomorrow. Special trains Will
be run for the occasion from Brussels to
bring members Of the royal family, who,
after the mass. will 'conduct the remains
Of the late Queen back 10 the capital.
King Leopold arrived here to-day
QUARREL WITH DAUGHTER.
Brussels. Sept. IA dispatch to the
Patriotic from Spa says that when King
Leopold arrived there he refused to speak
to the Princess Stephanie. Countess of Lon
yay, and compelled her to leave the royal
palace. The Princess, consequently. left Spa
suddenly. She rode TO the station in hired
carriage, and, amid demonstrations OF SYM
pathy from the people. took train for
Brussels.