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The labor world. [volume] (Duluth, Minn.) 1896-current, 1902-09-13

put an end to his heartless schemes to
make the corporations pay taxes in the
same proportion as other owners of real
estate and personal property. But it is
whispered that there are Republicans
in Ohio who ympathize-secretly, per-
haps-With the Mayor of Cleveland and
that they will not rally to Hanna's
support when the Legislature meets in
extra session. 1t is intimated that SEN
ator Foraker, who has never been
very warm admirer of Mr.. Hanna, al
though Of the same political faith, is
encouraging the growth among Rebuff
licans of revolutionary notions about
the taxations of corpora tions. The situa-
toin is novel and interesting. 1t is a
pity that Mr.. Hanna should have to
exert himself in the dog days to over
throw that arch enemy Of corporations,
the resourceful and audacius Johnson.
But the Ohio Senator does not spare
himself in the cause of his friends. He
is in the saddle, all booted and spurred,
and the din of battle will soon be heard
in the Buckeye State. The downtrod-
den corporations have a stout cham
pion in Senator Marcus Alonzo Hanna.
The labor world. [volume] (Duluth, Minn.) 1896-current, 1902-09-13

matter in the least whether or not it is
becoming. The fashion devotee has
plainly demonstrated that as long as
an article is considered 1.-The thing she
will wear it whether it is becoming or
not.
An instance Of this blind devotion to
fashion was demonstrated in the wear
ing of the vivid green wells this season.
For: what woman can wear them and
look we'll?
There isn't a man who, although &C
customed to accepting woman as he
does some other things, queer, but at
tractive, does not frown on the green
veil and idiotical1y ask a woman why
she wears it.
And the woman, much as she likes
to please mere man, will still cling to
the green veil that isn't bit pretty
and is such q CONSPICUOUS spot on the
landscape. go
The labor world. [volume] (Duluth, Minn.) 1896-current, 1902-09-13

that baby in particular; he did not
even object for hwile to give the lady
the full benefit of a professional call
and charge it as an office visit, but his
conscience smOte him when it came to
debating Latin prescription by the
telephone and having the thrifty mind
ed housewife sign his name to it before
her own initials.
Some physician should write a chap
ter on the medical ethics Of the teIe-
phone. We would do it ourselves if we
felt cabable:. There are two sides to the
question. The patient sometimes gets
the better of the doctor and saves g. fee.
but the doctor sometimes gets the bet
ter of the patinet and saves himself g.
lot of trouble. 1t is obvious in either
case the patient should pay for it, But
the question arises, what should he
pay? Is it an office visit or q house
visit? The advice is given in the in the
visit? The advice is given in the office
but is received in the house. This is
somewhat of a metaphysical quandry
Should a doctor charge an office fee
for giving advice that goes straight to
the patients bedside? On the other
hand, should patient be obliged to pay
house fee for advice which doctor
gives sitting comfortably in his office ?
The problem is full of difficulties. Per
haps it would be best to call It hail.
and half, and charge accordingly.
The labor world. [volume] (Duluth, Minn.) 1896-current, 1902-09-13
POOLING THE JUDGE.

Judge Smith of West Virginia, the
iron judge" as he is called, has a soft
spot in his heart for woman culprits
Many of the criminal cases which he
has had to dispose of are moonshiners,
from the mountains. A woman Sinner
with babe in her arms was one of a
number before him in Charleston once.
Her story she told in her simple way.
To keep her babe and herself from
starvation she had made and sold a
little liquor, but she would never do it
again. The judge let her off with a fine
suspended the Imprisonment, gave her
4 moral lecture in his classical STYLE
The labor world. [volume] (Duluth, Minn.) 1896-current, 1902-09-13

and +s SAID he would not send that baby
recess for luncheon was taken, and
when court reassembled there was an
other woman with a baby in her arms
Same result-a light fine and no i'm
prisonment. An hour later a third
woman with a baby faced the court.
The blue eyes of the patriarchal jurist
now opened wide. He called his mar
shall and ordered an investigation. In
a few moments it appeared that the
same baby was doing service for all
three putative mothers. IF it had not
been in court" says the judge, II
should have had good laugh. AS it
was, l had all I could do to keep nv
The labor world. [volume] (Duluth, Minn.) 1896-current, 1902-09-13
TREATMENT BY TELEPHONE.
The Doctor Drew the Line on Dictate
ing q Prosecution Over the Wire.

The Doctor Drew the Line on Dfctat-
ing a Prescription Over the Wire.
We heard doctor complain recently
that one of his patients, in order pre-
sumably to save his time, sometimes
called him up on the telephone when
she wanted him to give advice about
the baby. The good dame would sit at
the other end of the wire, pencil in
hand, ask the unfortunate doctor to
dictate his instructions while she took
them down. This continued until one
day she asked him to dictate his pre-
scription. At this he rebelled. He was
willing to take the baby's temperature
and pulse. by telephone, and even to in
spect the character of the objections;
he was even willing to tell her all he
knew about babies in general and about
The labor world. [volume] (Duluth, Minn.) 1896-current, 1902-09-13

up. They confessed their little game
'twixt smiles and tears. The baby really
belonged to the first woman, and she
didn't think it would be so very wrong
to lend the child to her friends in dis
tress. Another lecture from the judge
a terrible roarer, which frightened the
Wretched women half out of their
senses-and then all three were let off
with promises to give over 'licit' still
ing and the borrowing of babies for the
purpose of defeating justice.
The labor world. [volume] (Duluth, Minn.) 1896-current, 1902-09-13
With AdvantaEes.

From Casselps Journal:
Black-'"They tell me your wife IS
quite whistler
White-''She is. Whistles all the even
ing''
"And you allow it! Doesn't it annoy
your"
1T doesn't annoy me, and as for
allowing it. I encourage her in it,
"Why?'
Because a women can't whistle and
talk at the same time. Dye see the
advantage?"
The labor world. [volume] (Duluth, Minn.) 1896-current, 1902-09-13
THE GREEN VEIL.

emily exhausted, the fashionable wo-
man will sometimes talk about her
Veils
Slowly but surely the tendency to
shorten and draw in these delicate face
covering is gaining favor. It does not
The labor world. [volume] (Duluth, Minn.) 1896-current, 1902-09-13
p. G.. SCHMIDT.
Republican Candidate for Nomination to the Leqisla-
ture From the 51st District.

Mr.. Schmidt merely refers to his re-
cord in the house in 1S97-when he last
served.
The labor world. [volume] (Duluth, Minn.) 1896-current, 1902-09-13

He will be, and act, as independently
in 1903 as he did in 1897; that is for the
best interests of all.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1902-01-29
Did He Understand9i

= "A well known Edinburgh professor
often became so interested in his sub
ject that when the noon bell rang he
seemed quite oblivious of the fact and
kept the class for several minutes. Ger
tain restless spirits among the stu
dents decided to give him a, gentle
hint, SO they bought an alarm clock.
London Tit-Bits tells the result.
The clock. set to alarm at precisely
~ O'Clock, was placed on the profess
or's desk. AS was anticipated, he be
gan his lecture without observing the
clock. But when the noon hour struck
the alarm went off with a startling
crash Z 3D..
Even those not in the secret appreci-
tated the joke. There was round OF
applause. The professor smilingly
waited until the alarm and the ap-
plause ceased and then said: @ I'D
!. s Y Dung gentlemen. l thank you for
this gift. ! had forgotten it was my
birthday. An alarm clock is something
my wife has needed for our servant for
a long time It is a very kind remem-
brance on your part" Then he went
on with the demonstration which had
been interrupted by the alarm. and the
students were never quite able to sat
fsfy themselves whether the professor
understood the joke or not .i.. -
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1902-01-29

e,7,n,,,,e,on IN ezcr,o,5 South Taxes Intepes
M
LII ON hLONh' Gem Hast
= demtn
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1902-01-29
THE HON GOLD CURE.
An Ingenious Treatment By which Drunkards
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New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1902-01-29


Strange Facts a bont An IN.
Have you ever noticed that all AMI
mails which chew 4 he cud are eloven
footet1y Also that most of those which
drink Waterby suction are herbivorous.,
the carnivorons rariety tapping it with
the tongue. like the ca t, dog. tiger. etc.
Sheep have no feet in the upper au.
and tortoises ind turtles are without
altogether.
mike most animals. horses have no
eyebrows. and hares are minus eye
lids. Consequent U the eyes of the lat
ter cannot be shut. and thin mem
branous sui distance covers them.when
asleep The eye of the owl is also very
peculiar seeing that It is immoVa ably
& fixed in its socket and cannot stir in
any direction. To compensate for this
seeming disadyantag it can turn its
head almost completely round without
moving its bod y. II you were to keep
20 frogs mouth open many minutes, il
would soon die. as owing to It's peculiar
construction 1t can only breathe with
/ the mouth closed. s9s5sssz5s.
On the other hand. fishes are com.
Ielled to keep opening and closing their
mouths in order to give their respira;
tory organs full play. 1T is also q
strange fact that the deer has add:
tional brea thing places besides the nos
I trils, as If nature had foreseen his
great need Of free respiration when
forced to fee before the hounds. Snakes
usually have their teeth in the head
but one variety in Africa. whose prin
cipal food is eggs. is provided with g
substitute for them5i it's stomach.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1902-01-29

Given under hand
County 1dito
= j * own County
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1902-01-29

N 1T is not always the man with the
biggest herd Of cows who clears the
most money from his dairy, says Amer
lean CultiYator
S@ Gilt edged butter is more to be de
sired on the average customers plate
than any deIicacy Of the season.
The reason some farmers never ex-
tract the latent gold IN dairy cows is
that they persist II in looking to the
grain and corn fields for 1t. ss
The dairy woman who churns before
s''sun up IN the morning often makes
firm grained butter without the use Of
ice. 3s5s 8.S
It's "a curious fact and yet true that
some Of the most profitable moments
any one engaged in dairying can spend
are in repeated washing Of the hands.
It is a parody on cleanliness to try
to strain filth out Of milk when ii
might have been obviated By the exer-
else Of the most rdinary precautions.
Despite all Of the laws to the contra
~, skinned cheese is yet sold for full
cream and oleomarg arine for real but
ter. here is the remedy $50.
Those people who, consider milking
irksome will never make good dairy
men. 81 II *ss.s III. n 5 Il.
ts While it pays to raise good hogs in
conjunction with the dairy, It never
has nor never will pay the manufacto-
ry to keep the swine quartered near a
cheese factory or creamery. <
T In the writer's experience the aver
age man cannot milk more than ten
cows with profit at one sitting. The
reason is that tired muscles cannot ex-
tract the milk from the udder with
proper facility. Moral. do not hug the
.delusion that you are economizing
when you throw large amount Of
work on to your mixers. 4.
It is a wanton waste to throw fodder
corn in the whole stalk before cows, es-
pecially il the canes are spread about
the fields. The cattle will destroy with
their hoofs at least half Of the fodder
SO fed. 1t will always pay to cut the
canes up and feed them from a man.
ger. +. 5#.. l
Now and then we run against people
who can be taught nothing more in re-
gard to dairying. These are invariably
the ones who are not making more
than. two-thirds possible profits out Of
the business. I'll (. .3.sIs5 s. / -
The woman who can make good but
ter once a week lis to be commended,
but the one who can make it uniformly
good every day in the week need look
no further for a profitable vocation.
Some consumers like butter sailed
more than others. and the. wise pro-
Queer will always consult the tastes of
his customers in this regard. %,sz,
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1902-01-29
One BOYS LOyaltv.

A New York boy was at school in
Canada, and it was his first day in
class. The geography lesson was call.
ed, and it was his turn to answer. z
: (Which is the. largest city in the
world?' asked the teacher. =
'New York; unhesitatingly came
the answer. 8. In -
81 mean the largest city in the
world.' said the teacher.
! AS promptly came the reply, ''New
York. 1%@$ f. g.. 3, & : =
But" expostulated the teacher, 81
did not say the largest city in the Unit.
ed States, but the largest city in the
world. Ybu surely know which lis the
largest city in the world"
s New York." persisted the boy.
''London has a larger population than
New York." said the teacher. IF do
not have the correct answer this time,
l shall have to punish you. Come
now" coaxingly, "tell me the name OF
the largest city in the world" a..
New York" = ~. =
Stay in during recess and write me
fifty ines.' .. IT Ill., -. ID
He wrote the fifty lines, and every
line read: "rhe biggest city in the
world is New York. New York Trib.
une. .:7S ~ =.55 z..F r,E. a
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1902-01-29

Twenty years experience in the use
of the silo has brought out some facts
about which all are agreed, says Farm
and Ranch: = #
That larger amount of healthful
food for cattle can be preserved in the
silo in better condition, at less expense
of labor and land, than by any other
method known. %..,s& .f%G r.. r..
That silage comes nearer being per-
feet substitute for the succulent food
Of the pasture than any other food that
can be had in winter. Il Is s..E & E Il
Thirty pounds a day is enough silage
for an average sized Jersey cow. Lar
ger cattle will eat more. ?
A cubic foot of silage from the mid
die Of a medium sized silo will average
about forty-fve pounds. .x ;== = .E
For 1872 days. or half a year, an aver
age Jersey COW will require about six
tons of silage, allowing for unavoida-
BILE waste. - 4 M. .=5.5
The circular silo made Of good. hard
wood slaves is the cheapest and best. Il
Fifteen feet in diameter, and thirty
feet is a good depth. Such a silo would
hold about 200 tons Of silage cut In
half inch lengths. aE,.l# Z 81 5.4 .=s. .
Corn just passing out Of roasting ear
stage is the best single material for ST
lage. Corn and cowpeas are the best
combined material. ID
Silage is as valuable in summer as In
winter.
2S$88 Silage and Milk Promoter s.As
a great number Of new silos were
built about here this season, and nine
out of ten of them were square silos
with the clipped corners. says John
Gould of Ohio in Hoard's Dairyman.
One or two tried the made up wooden
hoped silos, ceiling up insidesthe same
as the square silos, and they are pro-
nounced the thin 5 "a few about here
built small silos- il ddition for next
summer soiling to see il the bran bill
cannot be largely eliminated Our own
experiment with our last winters milk
cows that would not dry off this sum
mer showed that a bushel OF silage a
/ day per COW, with one pound Of bran,
was "a great milk 4 promoter and was
cheap compared with the old grain
ration. 5#5sS
S Feed Dry Forage with sSi1age. A.
Irrespective of all other consid era-
lions we believe itS to be expedient for
the health of the animal to feed some
kind 9of dry forage with silage of any
kind. says 81 GARD Is % airynan The
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1902-01-29

you
inquire agent. s@#..
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1902-01-29
Praying and Prinking.

Sam Jones, the revivalist, was once
taking women to task for spending
more time in prinking than in praying.
IF there's q woman here. be scream
ed finally, w no prays more than she
prinks, let her stand up"
One poor OLD faded specimen Of fem
5ininity in the sorriest, shabbiest of
clothes arose. s 0 ..
& ~ You spend more time praying than
prinking r asked the preacher, taking
her all in. I. ,.5*'. e. IS
Il The poor old creature said she did ~
prayed all the time, prinked none at
all. !. St n .@s.
.st - = ou go straight home." admonished
Jones, .and put a little time on your
prinking..''
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1902-01-29
Notice Of Expiration Of Redemption From Tax Sale,

PROVISIONS
49,:
O. Brown. I'm
to the entered il
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1902-01-29
CHILDREN ESPECIALLY LIABLE.

Burns, bruises and cuts are extremely
painful and if neglected often result in
blood poisoning. Children are especially
liable to. such mishaps because not SO
careful. AS remedy J'eWitt's Witch
fire, stops the pain. soon heals the wound.
Beware of counterfeits. Sure cure for
piles, de Wits Witch Hazel Salve cur
ed my baby of eczema after two physic-
ians gave her up" writes James Mock, N.
Webster, Iud. THE sores were so bad she
soiled two to five dresses daily" Eugene
A. Pfefferle.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1902-01-29
Turn er's Toast.

zEE:$s55j Turner's Toast. ~ III Isl 72. q
Turner. the painter. was a ready wit.
Once at q dinner Of artists and literary
men a minor poet, by way of being IA.
cetious, proposed as toast the health
Sof the painters and gIaziers Of Great
Britain .s$
The toast was drunk, and Turner,
Ritter returning thanks for i, proposed
the health Of the British paper stain
era. = 3 S
Z The 5laugh was turned against the
poet III.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1902-01-29
TIE Other Way.

The Other way.
4eaeher would like some one In
- elass % define the meaning Of vice
a. q:
AT Boy It's sleeping with your
80 tsward the bead OF the bed.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1902-01-29

UngalIant. a$s55s. d.
- Marysyflle school lima am was teach
Ing her class the M steries of gram
n11F $ssiy 81.
Now. Johnny q said she. II what
atalase DO speak when say, Il am
beGdtff ui 2 = s
dhe ntt1e fellow answered quick as
asvln 8 The past Kansas City Jour
nh.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1902-02-02
TO RANK AS PRINCESS.
Eldest Daughter of President Roose-
 welt is Going to England.

Eldest Daughter of President Roose-
 welt is Going to England.
 A special telegram from Washington to The Chicago Record Herald says:
 Notwithstanding that President Roose- welt does not confirm the statement that Miss Roosevelt will accompany Whitelaw Reid and his suite to the coronation Of King Edward VIII, it is generally under stood in the inner circles that he has consented.
 It is stated today on good authority that Miss Roosevelt will sail with the party of Ambassador Reid on June D. MT. Choate has already been communi- -cated with to ascertain what costume would be necessary for Miss Roosevelt.
 According to her station as the daughter of the head of one of the greatest powers in the world she should be received with most distinguished honor. Court etiquette will be binding upon her. Miss Roosevelt would be out of place as a young lady merely in the suite of Mir. Reid. the special American ambassador. The hard and fast rules of a monarchy make it neces- sary that she should be recognized com pletely or not at all.
 Those who know foreign customs say that Miss Roosevelt would rank with the
  in immediate succession to throne.
 If she attends the coronation she will, therefore. wear a robe of crimson, or, as it is called, royal purple. She will be distinguished from the peeresses by ad- ditional bands of ermine and miniver. The princesses will. of course. wear golden coronets Miss Roosevelt will be conspicuous among this group by the fact that her fair young head will not be adorned by the golden circlet, balls and strawberry leaves. This is owing to the fact that her fathers dignity Is not hereditary.
 According to court etiquette another honor is in store for Miss Roosevelt, that of lodging at one of the royal palaces. It will be impossible for her to travel incognito, as is often the custom of royalty. Immediately her precence IS known in London the fact will be recog- nized by the royal family. and every mark of attention and honor will be ex- tended to her.
 The visit of Prince Henry to the United States is not exactly a parallel case. While a blood relative of the kaiser, he is not directly descended from the reigning sovereign. Therefore the honor paid to Miss Roosevelt will equal that which would be given to the eldest daughter of Emperor William or the Czar himself.
 In its possibilities for the exchange of international compliments the visit of Miss Roosevelt far exceeds in importance that of Prince Henry of Prussia. The opportunities for a display of inter national amity and cordiality are greater in the fact that she is young girl, and the felicitations will be of a much more subtle character.
 Miss Roosevelt has asked this favor of her father as a birthday gift on the occasion of becoming IS years of age Her father. therefore. finds it difficult. to refuse her request.