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The San Juan County index. (Aztec, N.M.) 1890-19??, 1902-04-11
Sir boyle Roche. nRan..n

He was the father OF bulls" It
was he that asserted that "the best
way to avoid danger is to meet it
plump At another time in extending
a warm invitation to a friend, he re-
marked: Il hope. my lord, If you ever
come within a mile of my house. that
you'll stay there all night"
He may have been the fool Of the
Grattan parliament, but there was a
good deal Of native shrewdness hidden
away behind all his %foolishness. To
'Curran. when the latter once exclaimed
in the midst Of a debate that he need
ed aid from no one, and could be 'the
guardian Of his own honor" Sir Boyle
instantly interjected his sarcastic con-
gratulations to the member On his pos
session Of a sinecure. But possibly
the gem Of his rhetoric was the pic
ture which he conjured up on n oe-
casion to bring home to his hearers
the excuses Of the French revolution
airy mob:
"Here, perhaps, sir, the murderous
Marshall Law Men (Marseillois) would
break in, cut us to mincemeat, and
throw our bleeding heads on that ta-
BILE to stare us in the face"
The San Juan County index. (Aztec, N.M.) 1890-19??, 1902-04-11
rlssons Inlsrrupt ssrrlesa.

The pigeons at st. Paul's cathedra,
are considered to be one OF the sights
OF London. In Paris the birds are ap-
p%arently not looked upon with much
favor, and would seem to be regarded
as a nuisance. The authorities Of the
Church Of st. sulpice waited upon the
local police ~commissary recently and
asked whether nothing could be done
to prevent the increase Of pigeons 40
the church. He declared that the birds
we're at first made welcome. but they
increased at such an alarming rate that
the place was infested with them. Dur
ing divine service they made such q
noise that they Interrupted the pro-
ceedings. ana there were daily COM
plants concerning them. The police
eommissary pointed out that be could
hardly send his constahics TO arrest the
birds. The only course Re advised was
TO set traps. as Il would not do to have
a pigeon shooting match "a the sacrei
edihce.
The San Juan County index. (Aztec, N.M.) 1890-19??, 1902-04-11

be easy enough 10 do. Especially when
those girls from tho other club are to
take supper here tonight" She turned
the ring slowly and a blaze Of light
leaped out from every apex.
MY goodness. how I would hate to
see you dashing on another girls nm
ger. And that's what would happen.
you know. Gus Holden isn't the man
to daily over a thing. II you don't
wear Il some other girl viii and pref
ty quick, too" She gazed at the fash
ing stone wistfully. Il was very beau
tiful. yet not so beautiful as the light
in Max's eyes had been when he told
her huskily that she had made him
happy.
well, It was decided at last" The
diamond in her lap winked up at her
The San Juan County index. (Aztec, N.M.) 1890-19??, 1902-04-11

It was not a precise middle-aged man.
knowingly. Presently Mr.. Holden
would come in with his eyeglasses. She
wondered a trihe drearily what kind of
a figure he would cut as n Of the
happiest Of men. But she knew she
would be glad when he did come and it
was all over.
There wa a step outside and Molly
felt that she was quite equal to the oc-
casion. It was not a precise middle
aged man, however, that came through
the open window. Nothing but a bass
voice trolling out a vaudeville song:
"Oh my Mexican Juanita,
In the moonlight l will meet her,
Way down p o the silver Rio
Grande."
Max, my splendid Max. No, Pm"
Molly clenched the ring in her palm
and started upstairs on a run.
why, Mollyl"
beg pardon. Max. I was in a hur-
ry-I didn't see"
"All right, but see here. I've been
made editor and I'm going to get
married"
who tor"
why, to you" tft.l,
ooh, Max. I'm so glad!"
Are you, dear? I know I am"
Max. you silly. 1 didn't mean that.
OF course, 1 am glad. too. But what l
mean was-let me go just a minute
I want to get rid Of this miserable
thing"
The San Juan County index. (Aztec, N.M.) 1890-19??, 1902-04-11

At Pleyna, Kan, a Joint keeper cor
nered the Rev. w. III. Houston ia the
pOstofice and informed the reverend
gentleman that he must take q licking
on account Of a temperance sermon
which he had preached the day before.
IAN right responded the parson cheer
fully, and two minutes later the friends
of the Joint keeper were taking him
down to the butcher shop for the APP
plicatlon Of beefsteak to a pair Of beau
tiful black eyes.
The San Juan County index. (Aztec, N.M.) 1890-19??, 1902-04-11

Hartman in regard to her baby girl.
Ruth:
"AfY little Rirf had sOne dera1ge-
menf Of the Bowels. She WIS a mere
skeleton and we did not think she
would ever ger well. After giving
her less than One bottle Of Peruna
she was sound and well Now she has
q good appetite and Is a picture Of
health"
Mrs. Heard also writes in regard to
her son, Carl:
my sons ears had been affected
since he was a babe only q few months
old. The last year I thought no bad
almost lost his hearing and had q
local physician treating him FOR about
six weeks. Finally began RiVi1g him
your remedy, and after he had taken
two bottles ne was entirely cured. Z
cannot praise Peruna enough. "5Mrs.
q. w. Heard.
If you do not receive prompt and satia-
factory results from the use Of Peruna,
write at once to pr. Hartman, giyinRa
full statement of your case, and mew1si
be pleased to give you his valuable ah-
vice gratis.
Address Or. Hartman, President OF
The Hartman S~apitarium, Columbus. o.
The San Juan County index. (Aztec, N.M.) 1890-19??, 1902-04-11

The notion that the Germans are
wholly practical and m%ateriallstie has
been completely exploded by the story
IN the Vienna Neues Tageblatt that
negotiations are in progress for the
sale Of the Philippines 70 Germany.
and that the visit Of Prince Henry to
the United IS preliminary to the an
nouncement of this conveyance. II
would take a pretty lively Partisan
Journal % beat that.
The San Juan County index. (Aztec, N.M.) 1890-19??, 1902-04-11

The Navy Department has modified
the order Of Commandant Wainwright
compelling employees at the naval acad-
envy to wear tags. An Identification
label and the spirit Of Americanism
are never likely to come together with
nj ~producins o or less trouble.
The San Juan County index. (Aztec, N.M.) 1890-19??, 1902-04-11

Once more the British parliament
has refused TO legalize marriage with
a deceased wife's sister, and. accord
tngly. British institutions are regard
ed as safe by the fine old crusty tories
Of that country.
The San Juan County index. (Aztec, N.M.) 1890-19??, 1902-04-11

Time was when IN American city
that could rise phoenix-like from its
ashes was entitled to some distinction.
but many successful CONGREGATIONS have
made the feat rather common Of late
wears.
The San Juan County index. (Aztec, N.M.) 1890-19??, 1902-04-11

Rides and death are entering into the
spectacular difference Of opinion over
che ownership OF the Chicago lake front
land which Capt. stroeter claims from
the municipality by squatter right We
are falling into the English habit Of
taking diversions solemnly.
The San Juan County index. (Aztec, N.M.) 1890-19??, 1902-04-11

Lancewood is the strongest in the
world. It's tensile strength Is 1900
pounds. That is to say. a piece of
lancewOOd an inch square Will stand
that strain before breaking.
The San Juan County index. (Aztec, N.M.) 1890-19??, 1902-04-11

Perhaps that anonymous donor Of a
plano 70 Admiral scbley has a private
Erudge against the admiral's neighbors.
Anyhow ~ the old seadog has any enc
miles left. IL q safe 10 say that none Of
them viii venture within rance Of the
instrument while he % learning 70 play
on H.
The San Juan County index. (Aztec, N.M.) 1890-19??, 1902-04-11

Japan or Great Britain alone may
not look very large to Russia, but
when they join forces it must be adj
mitted that they make quite a patch
on the face Of the world.
The San Juan County index. (Aztec, N.M.) 1890-19??, 1902-04-11

Senator Plat Of Connecticut believes
that Providence has appointed Amer
ica sole agent to civilize the world. It
Is a pretty large order to handle, but
while there's life there's soap.
The San Juan County index. (Aztec, N.M.) 1890-19??, 1902-04-11

There Is a man at Millbrook, Ohio,
who claims to be the champion sugar
eater of the world. and probably some
foolish girl thinks he is just too sweet
too.
The San Juan County index. (Aztec, N.M.) 1890-19??, 1902-04-11

The emperor OF Germany has cele-
brated the t~wenty-ffth anniversary Of
his service in the Guards. Some peo-
pie insist. however, in believing that
he is still young and highty.
The San Juan County index. (Aztec, N.M.) 1890-19??, 1902-04-11

The fearful extent to which the bar
gain sale virus has permeated the
veins and arteries OF the nation is
shown by the proposition to coin ~
cent pieces.
The San Juan County index. (Aztec, N.M.) 1890-19??, 1902-04-11

One Of the strange traits Of little
children Is their utter misunderstood
ing OF many simple things, and the en-
durance OF this Misunderstanding with
them through years and years. Thus.
there is a lawyer Of Philadelphia who
thought. until he was twenty or TWEEN
ty-one years old. that there was such
a word az "pard-narsens' In the lang
uage. His father, a religious man.
had said grace always at the table.
and the boy had heard, incuriously
three times a day. pard-narsens" ~
the grace, without comprehending I'd
the least that pardon our sins wer,
the words his father actually had
spoken.
The San Juan County index. (Aztec, N.M.) 1890-19??, 1902-04-11

Wealthy ladies who go to an "obe-
sity institute" to saw wood in order to
reduce their weight regard this method
81 far more ~eficacious than doing their
own homework.
The San Juan County index. (Aztec, N.M.) 1890-19??, 1902-04-11

Senator Cockrell's fame IS secure.
History will recognize him as the man
that forgot a dinner engagement at the
White House.
The San Juan County index. (Aztec, N.M.) 1890-19??, 1902-04-11

A West Virginia girl has started on a
Journey Of 1900 miles to marry an old
baron. The chances are that the prize
Is worth the trip.
The San Juan County index. (Aztec, N.M.) 1890-19??, 1902-04-11

The latest Kentucky feud was caused
by whisky. Still, who ever heard Of
a Kentucky feud that was caused by
anything else?
The San Juan County index. (Aztec, N.M.) 1890-19??, 1902-04-11

The baseball season has opened In
Tennessee with one fatality. Football
would do well to Look to It's laurels.
The San Juan County index. (Aztec, N.M.) 1890-19??, 1902-04-11

Champion JeIries says he does not
like newspaper talk. In the same con-
nection it may be said that the public
has no special fondness for prize-hght-
er talk.
The San Juan County index. (Aztec, N.M.) 1890-19??, 1902-04-11

Christial Science is now reasonably
sure to verrun the German empire.
The In erial government is opposing
its p cad.
The San Juan County index. (Aztec, N.M.) 1890-19??, 1902-04-11

II the British could hire a couple OF
Kentucky feuds for service in South
Africa they might bring the war to
a close almost any day.
The San Juan County index. (Aztec, N.M.) 1890-19??, 1902-04-11

Hand-painted stockings are the new
est fad. This is near enough to tat
tooing to satisfying the most exacting
prophet Of degeneracy
The San Juan County index. (Aztec, N.M.) 1890-19??, 1902-04-11

II Queen Wihelmina had It to do
over again pc haps she would pick out
a husband with better taste and man
ners.
The San Juan County index. (Aztec, N.M.) 1890-19??, 1902-04-11

or course. the car has permission to
put that Japanese-British alliance in
his pipe and smoke III
The San Juan County index. (Aztec, N.M.) 1890-19??, 1902-04-11

It is not improbable that the time
will come when the relative conse-
quence Of American cities will not be
measured by their fire losses.
The San Juan County index. (Aztec, N.M.) 1890-19??, 1902-04-11

n. Johs VM Ro1io 3. 61raf Doigsy. goseb. 10.
The President Of the Suffolk Hospital and Dis
pensary, Boston, Mass established uudort tie laws
of the State, writes hept.i 18th 1901. al follows
den1trlens-Ae a rule we are unwilling 10 on,
dOr6o any preparation the formula of which "a NOT
made public 70 the medical profession, but the USE
of your product has 20 tllly convinced ua o. 80
remedial value that our objection has been over
come. Let ua eay 40 a word that we have tested il
on some chronic cases Of Bladder and Rheumatic
trouble. audit hngCured when old Undetermined
compounds have wholly failed. Our rood words
are az your disposal. for all 6hOulc know OF the
good accomplished BY i8 use.
James Thomas Esq. ol the Hoard of Review
Bureau Of Pensions, Washington. ID. C, writes.
Was cured of g usually fatal Kidney Trouble after
many physicians bad failed end hehad given up
an hope of recovery. DIR. John WIFI. MuncIo.
Ind. WrIioat Naa told by tWo phYHIcIana. enc be.
ing my 1ouiuluW. that neither ho n04 any other
doctor could cure me. but nevertheless AltaFis
did the work, hanylaliesalso join in iosifyinRlo
the wonderful curative powers oiAlkaFiem kid-
neg ana allied dieeaaes. end other iIoublesome
allcuoua pecuIlar lo W~onauhood, which cam NOT
with propFICly Do described here.
That yo4 may judge of Che Vaiuaol inIH Cheat
I DI|uyefV tut IouIaelL we Wilaeuo yuu one IaIre
la.l 1y mail troe. oHly asking Unlt when cured
yourself Yuu VIII onnIHIanNa rs o uIItn. 1853
surc cure aod can not ial. Address mo
Church .iouW ga. Company 30. 900 Fourth
Avenue. New YORK ciy.
The San Juan County index. (Aztec, N.M.) 1890-19??, 1902-04-11

A New York judge has actually de-
cided that theatsr tickets are not
"necessaries" for a Harvard STUDENT
The San Juan County index. (Aztec, N.M.) 1890-19??, 1902-04-11
BEAUTIFUL CHILDREN
TIade We'll end Strong BY Pe-ru-na.

Mru schafer. f3o Pope Avos ST. Louis,
Mo-, writes.
elm the early part oflast year I wrote
20 you for advice formy daughter Alice,
four years of age.
"She has been @ puny, sicEly, ailing
child since her birth. She had c0nvul-
sions and catarrhal fever. Iwasalwaya
d~octoring until we commenced 20 use
Peruna. She grew strong and we'll
Peruna IS q wonderful tonici the best
medicine 4 have yer used Mira
Schafer.
Mrs. g. u. Long. the mother Of little
Nina Long. writes from Atwood, Colo,
as follows:
1--WE can never thank you enough for
the change you have made in our little
ones health. Before she began taking
your Peruna she suffered everything in
the way of cough, colds and Group, but
now she has taken not quite o bottle of
Peruna, and Is well and strong . 81
has ever been In her Iie NNt n01
not had the cron0 once since e
began taxing Perrae 1aI
The San Juan County index. (Aztec, N.M.) 1890-19??, 1902-04-11

II is said that Mr.. j. Pierpont Nor
gan has a glucose trust nearly ready
Tor tho market
The San Juan County index. (Aztec, N.M.) 1890-19??, 1902-04-11

AIr. Joseph Letter has wriggied out
Of another bad corner.
The San Juan County index. (Aztec, N.M.) 1890-19??, 1902-04-11

That Brooklyn doctor who wants to
be vivisected might try running for a.
public Office.
The San Juan County index. (Aztec, N.M.) 1890-19??, 1902-04-11

Much Of mans unhappiness Is due
to his getting what he expects, but
doesn't want
Opportunity with ability makes re-
sponalbility-Bishop Hurst.
The San Juan County index. (Aztec, N.M.) 1890-19??, 1902-04-11

Richard Harding Davis relates this
incident, which happened while he was
acting as correspondent during the
English-Boer war.
A regiment Of Scottish H~ighlanders,
noted for their bravery in action, dur
ing the heat of the battle were sudden
ly seen to break ranks and run in ali
directions. The officers as well shared
In the stampede. ana apparently made
no attempts to urge the men under
them into line. Their behavior was a
surprise to everybody on the field, and
after the battle was over the colonel Of
the regiment was summoned before
Gen, Roberts.
"What the devil was the matter with
your regiment?" asked "Bobs."
Well replied the colonel, there IS
not a man 10 the regiment afraid OF a
Dutchman's bullet, but va were steer
ed into a field literally infested with
wasps' nests. and you know, general
we were al IN kits and with bare
legs"
We read OF the seven ages Of man.
but one age Is ample for the average
woman.
"A woman will-ian in love with 8 man
] fortunate Individual.
The San Juan County index. (Aztec, N.M.) 1890-19??, 1902-04-11
in a ROMAN SCHOOL.
ARTISTIC WORK Or Pupils rs SOME
THING MARVELLOUS.

Exhibitions That WIN Repay 3 visit
Architectural Designs That Wore Par
ticuiariy rinc-Mostiy the Work Of
Young and Unframed Artista
The San Juan County index. (Aztec, N.M.) 1890-19??, 1902-04-11

Some young women have eoul
v~earninGs worse than The stomach
ache
The San Juan County index. (Aztec, N.M.) 1890-19??, 1902-04-11

We read Of the eve ages Of man.
but one age Is ample for the average
woman.
The San Juan County index. (Aztec, N.M.) 1890-19??, 1902-04-11

A woman VII, IAN in love with q man
fortunate Individual.
The San Juan County index. (Aztec, N.M.) 1890-19??, 1902-04-11

has a little cold a few doses
of Peruna fixes her out all
right. We can never praise It
enough Mrs Q. e. Long.
n n III n
The San Juan County index. (Aztec, N.M.) 1890-19??, 1902-04-11

The Germans OF Chicng0-lO0.000 in
all-outnunher every other nationality,
wen the Americans, boy 1000
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1902-04-25
]. w. BATS,
Real Estate agent
Have IN once the only set OF ABSTRACT
books OF Brazos county land titles.
FOR SALE.

South half Of block near Allen
Academy. Price $3.50.
About one and one-quarter acres
uear schoolhOuse in southeast part
OF town. Small new cottage, tenant
house and we'll on premises. Price
$3.50.
Six room house and one lot of
ground on west side Of town. Price
800.
Six room house and two lots OF
round located four blocks from
Main Street. Brick cistern on pre-
misses. Price $3.50.
The n. Il, Cole home place. Two
and "A half lots and 9 room house
Place we'll improved. Price 100000
800 acre Brazos Bottom farm
Price, 5000 per acre. Will sell In
small tracts..
70 feet front on Railroad steet out
Of Otto Boehme's property. VIII
sell part or all.
The Ed Pochila place; 2 lots and
large two-story residence. Price
$500.
Also other city property
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mondr' In effect II not In &c.
tual terms the cry meant that
the column should 90 forward from
Washington by way OF Manassas
plains. where the Bull Run disaster
befell In 1861. The commander OF the
Army Of the Potomac. General Nc
Clellan. adopted compromise plan.
which kept Washington covered from
attack by the Confederates and took
the roundabout course OF the Virginia
peninsula for moving his men and
guns 10 the gates Of Richmond. He
expected TO gain by this the James
river for the warshlps and the supply
transports. For the protection OF
Washington directly In front he sta
toned 10000 men at Fredericksburg
under General Mcdowell. intending TO
march them forward 10 Richmond as
soon as he could tie the enemy up In
his capital on the James.
stlll another pass lay between Wash
ington ard Richmond open 10 the army
that could control It by lighting. This
was the famous Shenandoah valley.
leading from the Potomac. above Wash
ington. southwest 20 the headwaters OF
the James. Al the beginning OF May
three Federal armies were facing to-
ward Richmond. the Army Of the Poto-
mae. under McClellan's personal lead
ershlp. confronting the enemy az York
town: McDowcll's corps at Fredericks-
burg. under orders 90 proceed overland
90 Richmond az the critical time. and
General Banks corps. In the Shenan-
doah valley standing ready TO defend
Washington from attack on the north
or 10 march toward the head OF the
valley and thus threaten Richmond on
the north or 10 march In detachments
10 the support OF Mcdowell. either for
the defense OF his line at Fredericks.
burg or I'm an attack on Richmond. In
the mountains west OF the valley stu
another Federal army. under Fremont.
was working It's way east 10 hold the
valley and relieve Banks OF that task
or unite his troops 10 the mass head
cd for Richmond on the overland route.
The combined forces OF Mcdowell.
Fremont and Banks mustered 10000
men admirably placed FOR the defense
OF Washington or supporting the at
tack on Richmond. by evacuatlng
Yorktown. the 18th OF May. iSG2. the
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sToSEwALL DESTROYING A WAR DISPATCH
Confederates under General Joe John
ston opened for Mcclellan the pass TO
Richmond IN the center OF the PENN
sula. His troops went rapidly forward
IN the tracks OF the retreating enemy.
There was but one road over the bar
rem sandy peninsula. and the march OF
the army was slow.
With Mcclellan actually marching
on Richmond. the hour had come for
the armies in waiting westward to
close down from the direction OF the
upper James. But there happened to
be an opposing force. rather genius,
In the Shenandoah valley who must
FIRST be reckoned with. This was
Stonewall Jackson, n soldier chiefly
known az that time as the hero OF a
picturesque incident OF the first Bull
Run. lie had indeed played his part
I'm n small way ms the savior Of the val
ley some weeks before. When Nc
Clellan had got his army well away
from the front OF Washington and en-
route FOR the peninsula, all OF Banks
troops except Shields division had been
taken across the mountains eastward
TO act as a sort OF reserve for Mellow
ell In his task OF guarding Washing
ton. stonewall was supposed by his
enemies 10 be In retreat. With one 10,
mennclng him on the west. another n
mis- front on the north and Mcdowell
between him and Richmond. retreat
would have been the natural move fol
general lacking In audacity. Jack
son did. In fact retreat up the vale,
from In front OF Banks at Winchester
but he quickly turned about and at
tucked so vigorously on the 22d Of
March that Banks = called his soldiers
from the east OF the Mountain and fer
tiled his line ut StrasISrg. third 81
the way Up the valley fiSm the POI
mac.
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FOR SALE-Four room house aud
corner lot, three blocks west OF Main
street. See r. j. Caywood. 1877
A. inch black silk grenadine, the
sl.25 kind, only soc at Wagner a
Bragdon's. il9
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The New Cent ury
Has brought many things usefulness to the human but
20 ,,oe nnoance or benefit It an the MARVELLOUS
CARRIZO SPRINGS MINERAL WATER which ir on
"a in BRYAN by all uptodat, dealers. This natural mineral
has national reputation the positive Chronic Cons-
nation "hat root of human Ills Indigestion. Dyspepsia Caarrh
of the Stomach and Kidney Troubles single wine gassfu
will convince of its curative powers Ask for sample bottle
and testimonials free Carbonaed Garlic Splits rsi-class
bars a bottle dose DOES THE WORK. dIsS
E. b. Lomax will order this for anyone who wish it,