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The daily morning Alaskan., 1902-08-31
Bald Pr...--l. wa.a.s
Oncs Of ths Commanding OEscsr, !
Camp SklEVaY, Alaska.

Ot6cs Of the Commanding Ohotr,
Camp SklEVaN Alaska.
AUG. IS, 1904.
Salad proposals win b received htrs
until n a NJ. September 18th, ioo7, and
thsn opsned, for clsAring hitY serss Of
land, more of less, on the United States
Military Reservation al halnss Mission,
Alsaxa. Full lnformatioa nav Be ootainsd
hare and a the poSloticss a Juneau.
Halnss and Porcuplns, Alaska, and a the
once Of thu Constructing OuATtsrmaStsr,
Seattle. Wash.
Right Is rtssrysd 10 aoospt o. siecl any
or al plOptsals or parts Of any proposals.
Envelopes should b marked Proposals for
ClsarnE land a HalnSs Mission, AlSskl,
and addressed 10 Capt. c. 2. Summsrall,
ArtlllsV Corps, Camp Skagvay, Alaska.
5 Is TOT
The daily morning Alaskan., 1902-08-31
D..o. =. Psll.a Hsu..

Mrs.. Pullsn gave hsr guests a dsheInE
party Al the Pullsn houss last evening.
The big dlnlnE room and the East parlCE
Wsrs thrown Into one room and the result
was ons Of the best ball rooms 10 the city.
The guests were very enthusiastic In thar
pralSs for the courtesy Of THAR host. Il
was very delightful dance. Rsfrssh-
msnls ware SsrYsdlat Midnight.
The daily morning Alaskan., 1902-08-31
DouElAs HAs Daily Paper

The RG@d-MlnSr Company Of JUNEAU
has established q daily paper At Douglas.
Il Is called the DOuElaS Daily Albsr, and
will give particular attiniloa to the nsVI
Of DOuEIas and TSadwsll Tns Record
Alnsr announces that the papss. Whils
having the sams OWns1hlp and Dswl
ssvlcs will have different sdllOD Anc
may dliG 10 editorial OplnioO At TINES.
The daily morning Alaskan., 1902-08-31

The Douglas Island News makes the
following hpproprIAts comment o. Con-
usasmln WOOtsn:
Is, us hOps that cOngrsssuln WOOtSn
Oi Tsxhs viii prOVa a mora lnhnsatlll
irisnd to Alaska than did Senator Mason"
The daily morning Alaskan., 1902-08-31
Masonic Meeting

Tbss win b l.Spsclal Communication
q White Pass LOdEs No. III, 2. & A. NJ,
on Fhd4y svthlnE. August -, 10 THAR
n, No. S1S Fourth nvtnus.
Work In n. n.
'SolournlnE ana visiting hrsthsn are
cordially Invited 10 nest With ".
81 order VI thc w. n.
u,orE, Howard. Secretary.
The daily morning Alaskan., 1902-08-31
CATHOLIC

Early Mass atSL
High Mass and sermon 1890, followed
bY the Sunday school.
Evening service, lecture and BshsdletlOn
Al 7;Io.
Subject Of the lsctuFt: "ln. what saasi
must Chhst's Church b characterized by
the mark Of Holiness aceOrdlnEtO the New
Tsslamsnll"
All are cordially Invited.
FEthsFP. 4, Turnsll,
The daily morning Alaskan., 1902-08-31
SALVATION ARMY.

Everybody Is Invited to attend the p.
N, Holiness meeting At the Salvation
Army.
SalVlilOo meeting at Sp. m. also svuV
night during the wssk exesp, tuesday add
Friday. .r-
T. 8. LOOE, Captain.
The daily morning Alaskan., 1902-08-31
...SOEAL MENTION

Division Superintendent v. !. Hihn re:
turnsd hon Caribou Yesterday. whsrs Be
had ben sogiEsd IN eoonsctloO With the
duties Of bis position fof sOms dsYA
". KsllOEE. Of the U. S. army 81 Eagle,
and wife arrived On the traln vsslsfdav
and are guests a the Pullen house.
Dr. Brooks wife and Children, Of Ju-
nssu. who have ben Visiting In sklgvaY
SsVsrsl DAYS, rtunsd hOns On the RustlsT
yesterday morning. Thsy were 81 the
Pull.n houSa Whlls In SkaEwaY.
Llsut NslsOa E. Anrstts, who has
ben hIslEnsd 70 the lo6th hrtillsrY Al this
plaza. has taken Toons Il the Pullso houSs.
-
ST. Ward, Of Dawson, 10 q Eusst At
the Golden North hotel.
lanes Lindsey, Of Portland. Or. ar
rived from We Interior last nlEhl and ls At
the Golden North hotel.
Mrs.. B. Gillespie, Of DiwSOo, IL AZ thu
Golden North hotel.
RoY LsFsYrS viii shortly 20 south.
-
Nh. SumusrAll and baby have ben III
q thar rooms Al the hlllsa bOuss, but
thsY are both Improving.
-
Harry Hull, formerly q leading nsrehAnt
10 SEATTLE and for SOns vs4s 10 buslnsIs
10 Dawson. vls al outbound passenger
Yesterday. M. Hull has sold out 10 OsW-
30 and EOss Cor Eood.
Geo. Russell, Of the Northsrn CONNER
slil Company, Of DaESOa, wa n arrival
last hight
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BAPTIST CHURCH.

Ssrvlcss at the corner Of haln and
Fourth streets.
Morning service At u Gnd evening
SsrVlcs 8.
sunday school a. u N.
All are cordially Wsleoms.
Rev. G. S. Cisvengsr, Pastor.
The daily morning Alaskan., 1902-08-31

Ths Seattle BSnsmnn Draushi Bee p
ne besa and mosi GDonslvs drAught
eesr nads IN Seattle For sale a ths -
Attis Saloon. corner BtAts and Btxth ave-
-
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METHODIST EPIscoPAL

Cornsr Fifth and Main streets.
Morning ssrvles ~ n .. N.
Evening service, sp. N.
EpvOrth League at 6;lo 2. N,
Sunday school At I7:IS p. N.
Morning. topic: "Ths All Sufhclsni
Christ" ..-
The evening service Nlll b the last Ssr-
ylcs Of the present eOniHSnos wear under
the prSssnt pastors dlrectlOa and will b
In the nature Of farewell SsrVlcs.
All are cordially Invited
Rev. N, A. COVlngtOn, Pastor
The daily morning Alaskan., 1902-08-31
Gdps and vsllcss ., CiiysOn 8.

n YOU want 10 gain entrances Int the
nomes Of the buying class, place Your hd-
artlscment In the Daily Alaskan.
The daily morning Alaskan., 1902-08-31

Blaak books, ofa supplies; lowest
prlcts 10 Alaska. Bal<tf's Book StoS.
The daily morning Alaskan., 1902-08-31

Ths bssl people In TIE div patronlzs lhs
Seattle Saloon. Il ssrvss oily the baSt q
SVSrYthlnE.
The daily morning Alaskan., 1902-08-31

Spring chicken at thu Pack rnlu re-
aurAnt.
The daily morning Alaskan., 1902-08-31

hofnlnE worship, HAN.
Sunday school, I7:IS p, N.
Christian EndsavOrat Tp.m. -
Evening service At SPIN.
The pastors subject In the morning will
b "Ths life Of plsaslnE-WhOm"
DI. Young will speak In the evenings
subject ''DIylns Road Making"
hn. Young will sing the solo, With
violin obllEato. "Ths Light Of Heaven. "
All are cordially Invited.
N. B. Harrison. Pastor
The daily morning Alaskan., 1902-08-31

"All the nsWS that's a. 70 pratt" pub
nshsd IN the Daily NasiSan Send IN Eour
subs1ipllon DOW. fhone 10.
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RELIGIOUS SERVICES
EPISCOPAL CHURCH.

St. Savlour's church, 9Th Ave- and
Stats St.
Fourteenth Sunday after TrinltY.
Holy Communion, SA N.
Morning PRAYER and ssrmon, u .. n.
Evsnsong and sermon, 7;'o p. N
Sunday school, I7.IS N.
Week DAYS al "a. N. Mission ssrvlces
Al hospital, p. m.
Morning topic; Seeking the things Of
Christ"
Evening lOple: Witnesses Of Good.
nsss."
All are cordially wSlcoms.
Rev. James G. Cameron, Rector.
The daily morning Alaskan., 1902-08-31
-THE WyHITE PASS & YUKON ROUTE.

Pacific Arctic Railway and Navigation Company
British Columbia Yukon Railway Company
British Yukon Railway Company
The daily morning Alaskan., 1902-08-31

Dr. EsllOEE. Of the U. S. army ., Eagle,
and wife arrived On the irala YESTERDAY
and are guests a the Pullen house.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1902-02-08
Mysterious sunshine.

since went
busy with work when
teacher wondered what
laughing had of those round
holding it that the reflected
into girls understand what it She
shut the light did There sat
laughing until tired
think she knows to this very
day what that hurt her-eyes.
Grade, Mabel Nordberg
School. 26l4 Twenty second Street s.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1902-02-08
DEFINITION OF A SLEEPER.

sleeper who sleeps; sleeper is saloon
railway train in whn the sleeper sleeps and
sleeper is under the rails which the sleeper in which
Now then when the sleeper sleeps
carried sleeper under the sleeper in
which the sleeps the sleeper sleeps in the sleeper until
the sleeper which the sleeper sleeps jumps off the sleeper
sleeper the by humping against the
sleeper longer sleeper sleeping in the
sleeper in which the sleeper sleeps.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1902-02-08

made bow and began half through
task made mistake said "Oh, that be-
and again. till at the teacher told sit
down Tor while and she would call later But began
to saying ooh,
Soon however wiped and tried again This time
said it right and when reached mother
big, bright penny. Hattie Van Arnam,
B Sixth Grade 619 Quincy Street.
ebste chn0l ~ /.
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TALY's FISCAL BURDEN.

TTAIY'S FISCAL BURDEN.
Italy ooO which growing at the rate
the Italians the
and this they doing in considerable
numberx
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Rhymeinate.
(The rhymng begin alphabet

yming words begin with the letters Of the alphabet in
their order.)
What do you think the sailor ate?
Why, nothing nor less than bait
Which left in old crate
OF very long-forgotten date.
Then with his head and heart elate,
He CRIED 81 mind not any fate,
And firmly walked past the gate.
But Turkish Khan, with ardent hate,
At this saying grew irate,
And said, HE shall not jubi1ate
While Khan Of this Khanate
And though it may be too late,
On board my yacht I'll make him mate
And should he there his lies narrate,
Or to my try to crate,
With capstan- bar I'll break his pate z
And hang him up board quadrate;
And then to my subjects I'll relate,
In address affairs Of state,
That this man had one serious trait,
Which would tend to underrate
The nations honor, and make vbrate
The lives of all, so couldn't wait
So long the life Of Xerobate
To throw him down from the minaret yate,
Or give him dose Of 2irconate.
u. C. G. Patterson in st. Nicholas
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1902-02-08
AN IRREGULAR TIME SYSTEM.


holds that the day begins exactly at AT that
of H. AS the
the habits in presiding Turkey that he
to other easily be that
system reckoning estates setting the clocks
which could weeks without gaining
losing special value to the Turk
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1902-02-08
JUNIOR

sticking plaster his He always laughed heartily this
funny incident which he afterwards regarded fine Joke
A Seventh Grade, Fitting
Van Cleve School.
Where Pineapples ROW
Our school just beginning the
passed into fourth grade We taking
all were proud of their began naming
some OF the products of the
lumber and then the teacher
pine trees were One boy
aren't there more? the teacher asked No raised
his hand Then OF the new pupils girl quickly
and said tmidly II guess, pineapples."
A Sixth Grade $50, -Alyylda De Haven
Bremen School Sixth Street N.
A Wide-avake Sleepyhead.
One day when in the third grade a
asleep There long table the
used for our blocks The teacher him
recess time she carried him down. and
let him Sleep When he very Of
himself He wanted table, said
could stay there for going
ut recess the boys made fun of him. ashamed
he did not know what went sleep
in school after that. Eva Brown,
A Fifth Grade, Eastman Avenue,
Nicolet School.
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Flowers md Showers.

country school and something funny
happened remember and always laugh at
agreeable who loved his pupils
taught The day there he
telling walk straight and look ahead OF
stumble anything He then showed
them graceful i'll luck would have it, he Stun
against dish OF flowers it. Over went
was uproar teacher much enbar-
received flower shower rain shower and
scratch on his face quickly dismissed the laughing school,
and looking went home that day The next
day he was with the exception Of piece Of
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1902-02-08
An Article of Ivory.
"Corn-cob. Cuba.

Many amusing aughable incidents have occurred at
school. think incident interesting
relate It happened not long At
the time class studying Cuba in geography
called recite, he asked
tell the shape of Cuba resembed 1t said in the
graphy like do know
boy whether he knew how to
cornucopia when he asked what
shaped like corncob
All us children laughed heartily teacher joined
Seventh Grade Pearl M r Gordon,
Washington School. 718 Fifth Street s.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1902-02-08
A TREELEss COAST.

the Of western northern
Alaska yet shores for thousands Of miles and the
Boring with immense quantities OF
drftwood places piled bearing testimony
This drift is the salvation OF the
Eskimo furnishing material for houses boats
sleds
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1902-02-08
Rather Upsetting.

day spool of thread with me;
was crochetng My said "Della. set
bring it here did not think any
thing thought for visitor brought 1t up TO
her and then of thread had
thought going to try to crochet SO
that chair and crochet till
school what to think for the
laughing at did not see anything TO
laugh at said Crochet till school lets
ont " rather unset me Della Berry
Fifth Grade leeS FRANKLIN Avenue
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Not Tempered to the shorn Lamb.

: Not Tempered to the sh0rn LHInb.
When was grade had to have hair cut Off
which like II could have stayed at
cared but to school had to go ana
not all that happened When we
looked back where boy and
standing behind him nothing but my mead
was visible. Said boys come up here Every
felt like crying
than anything make things the teacher saw
laughed felt so badly that TOT week
afterwards stay home every morning
Seventh Grade, -Ierefuoe Doheis,
School SIOl lenth avenue o. s.
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A Startled Orator.


One the his best to make
the other
teaching He
took cleared his
and proceeded tell things which never
before suddenly Tptoeing
sharply tit must
during which made
ourselves while looked
glanced all the pupils looking
him. with But did to
him other things similar it, He always
teacher however
Seventh Grade ss-Inga
School, 623 Russell Avenue ~
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Amusing Dialogue.
Last friend OF figure
ing incident 1t about this manner small dog
wandered into his with tied its collar had
esurey str0lled
past eyng the chamois skin like
my friend tied the dog to his desk thus making
presently it commenced to pull and
It made such that the the
following amusing dialogue
~ L.; what have desk?'
l.. answered, "A
What have o the rope?'' queried the teacher.
"a collar promptly replied L.
Again the teacher asked What is the collar on -
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1902-02-08
Two Baby Kittens.


Once upon time, when the Motley school,
the principal kept kittens kill the mice
One day when rectng lesson and the door
was left little two little kittens into the
room and began to meow, meow" We began to laugh,
but teacher told to mind them and let them
have pleasant time Then the kittens began walk
around and climb into laps and desks With
an occasional meow that set giggling.
Sixth Grade, Florence Craig,
Everett School. All University Avenue NE.
The funniest incident that happened my school
life occurred when in the second grade 1t the
first of April and very stormy day. Miss s. had
come and it quarter past nine The school had been
very crowded and so room had been made in the
store the street from the school principal
not know that Miss s. absent and the boys taking
advantage of the OCCASION went out and got two three
lizards and scared the girls with them. When Miss s.
was heard coming the stairs the boys sat down in
their seats looking just innocent lambs The teacher
would not have known anything about it, but of the
smallest girls in the class and said THE boys have
been soaring with gizzards. The girls all began
laugh but the boys cried april Foo! do not think
the teacher knows this day what the boys had been
doing, for she took it simple joke.
Eighth Grade, Helen Maclean
Bremen School. 2641 Fremont Avenue N.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1902-02-08
No Wonder They Laughed,

No Wonder They Laughed.
Once when was years teacher read
ing to us about read
tell it, and sometimes she would
have us write finished she said Lima tell what
YOU can listened attentivey and
was sure we'll So and
began live the mountains and have large ST.
dogs umps Here noticed that the children
were shouting with laughter.
"Do you know they laughing sat?' asked the
teacher IT am sure replied "You mispronounced
monks. it mumps.' No wonder they laughed
six+b Grade N. Smith,
(1nton School 2S1S Chicago
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1902-02-08
A Red-faced Performer.

One morning school took with large
apple eating when the bell rang and had
The good and as sat IN my seat
teacher, however, noticed this
apple. She said, good, might
box, which eat it all before the
did and it red faced girl who choked
apple Although did not laugh much over this as
my schoolmates did, how funny it was
B Seventh Grade -Hilda Ranbolt,
School, 1922 Emerson Avenue N.
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their The singing went well for while put
about middle the period began
teacher did they had make them sneeze
She waited till they stopped Some would stop and laugh We
others whole
girl spread like small
girl that boys had
snuff. music period add the teacher
disturbance succeeded reso
ing order --lEranx Maechthen
A Sixth Grade 1877 Bloomington Avenue.
School.
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BUGS-Gee! somebody ha
and poured hot all
Copyright,
"A dog L. said sheepishly
"a what ?" sternly asked teacher
"a dog again said I.
"L., the office and conduct"
A Seventh Grade, Harold Sherer,
Emerson School. 1121 First Avenue s.
Il
"A few lower grades
occurred which consider amusing 1t happened
this We rectng lesson geography and
naming the articles elephants tusks; about all had
been named another topic when
little girl timidly raised her hand.
"We?' said the teacher
.Why, ivory soap the child.
We had hearty laugh her which the teacher
This children get the impress
sion of things Though absurd seemed
o child. Marguerite Glover,
A Eighth Grade, 2121 Coifax Avenue 5.
las Schn
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{ Z..e,,
One day about the as:iue Sc first term in school, was
making words Kite suddenly the teacher
told US to rest u iu will have give George away don
your? said the the reply from about
forty children. Noon home All merry
but sad for the teacher said she going to gave
me away; she meant to higher room Nhen
reached home mother asked why feeling badly
told her said school more
When lunch mother the teacher
about it, She made the children
laugh heartily. L. Farkell
- A Fifth Grade, 1916 Vincent Avenue S. ~
Lake School, E-#zs
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1902-02-08
a Little Paper Bag.

One day when in fifth of school there was
boy in who full of mischief He did not
anything He would anything to have
whispering and the teacher him into the
While there he found piece OF paper cut
string other so that one
the When the teacher
his seat he pulling the little paper
pig after him. Nobody laughing to
with his little pig
"A Sixth Florence floyd
504 Fifteenth Avenue NJ
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1902-02-08

A Big. Bright Penny.
When l first went school teacher gave me poem to
learn for faithfully reciting first
father until could it correctly My
mother said you well school will give you
diligently. When the day for
to recite ercured hair new dress ana
to school,
The teacher .Fattie, poem ?? and
replied quickly do Mother is to give penny
nicely When was called upon to recite rose
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1902-11-05
ADVERTISED LETTER LIST.

"a ,o4
~ ~ pi,noa ro,, ,noat - so,.$ +1o
u,oa,, na;n.n M, = 900
& p, - at+ uor,.v
p,aa ~ =
ch,ffe, 1or y,
can,nonter q
c..es-I- ~
~.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1902-11-05
HE CRY
THE WEATHER.

Maximum temperature today, 81.
Minimum temperature today, Is.
Forecast for "a hours for North Dakota
ending tomorrow night at 8 o'clock:
Probably cloudy tonight and::Thursday;
stationery temperature.
The orchestra will give a dance at
Baker hall Thursday might.
Mrs. Frank Ryan left last night Tor
Florence, Wits, for several weeks visit
with friends.
There was a slight furry of snow
this morning, and snow fell occasion
ally during the day.
Israel Miel was Instantly killed at
Edmore while attempting to stop a
runaway team. He was sixty years
old.
Sheriff Bogue was taken yesterday
with a recurrence of his old illness and
was quite ill for a time but is i'm
proved today.
FIrs .- E4reLeTr --L- LaH-"- EEf N=r-a-sEEF IN
In the rear end collision on the
Northern Pacific at Magnolia, a siding
between Buffalo and Wheatland, three
men were injured, 16 cars, a caboose
and engine wrecked and twenty-five
head of cattle killed Saturday at 10
a.. m.
Walter Brown returned today from
Riehland county where he went to cast
his vote. He reports the two repub-
lican candidates for senator, in Rich
land county defeated and the majority
OF the representatives probably lost.
-Four of the republican. county officials
were elected.
Forum: George A. Signor, who is
hale and strong at the ripe age of 70,
voted today, makinge the Mty-oighth
anniversary of the first ballot he ever
cast. Mr.. Signor voted first in the
state of New York and his initial bal
lot was cast for James K. Polk. He
has voted since in Michigan, Connecti-
cut, Illinois, Miss uri and North Da-
kota, and feels good for a whole lot
more ballots.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1902-11-05
. THANKSGIVING DINNER.

Heavy eating is usually the first
cause of indigestion. Repeated at
Ntacks infame the mucous membranes
lining the stomach, exposes the nerves
of the stomach, producing a swelling
after eating, heartburn, heachache,
souri, risings and finally catarrh of the
stomach. Kodol relieves the infaln-
NATION protects the nerves and cures
the catarrh. Kodol cures indigestion,
dyspepsia, all stomach troubles by
cleansing and s~weetening the glands OF
the stomach. E. G. Patterson & 60.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1902-11-05
Mere Maiden Timidftx.

WELL num-" said the cook as she
entered the parlor with her bundle in
her hand, II must be after goin' away
this mornin'."
What do you mean? Why are you
going" asked her %astonished mistress.
Il am goin' to be married next
week. n NJ
But surely, Bridget, you won't leave
me so suddenly? You must ask him to
wait for u few days"
"Oh, I couldn't, num-
"Why not, pray?"
"Sure, mum, I'd like to oblige you,
but I don't feel well enough acquaint.
ed with him to ask such a thing
Philadelphia Press.