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Free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1888-1908, 1902-09-20
Uncle Sam Doesn't "AlIow.

london, Sept: 16.-Dealing with the
seriousness of the situation in Colom-
bia, the Daily Mail praises the prompt
action of the United States in sending
warships to the isthmus and adds:
1t would be an immense gain for the
world in general if only the United
States would consent to do its duty
there and in the republics of Central
America and in Hayti, and put down
this anarchy; or if the United States
win not act themselves, allow some
European power to act for them"
Free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1888-1908, 1902-09-20
Company Refuses Liability

Murray, Ohio, Sept. 15.-One thou
sand miners are on strike at Jobs
mines in Athens county over the ques-
ton of the operators standing for
miners store bills to the amount of
half their checks. The miners of both
the old and new mines at Hobs went
out The companies have heretofore
stood good for the check-off of miners
who were behind in their store bills,
but they refused to continue TO do so
longer and the miners went ont Jobs
is the largest mine in Ohio
Free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1888-1908, 1902-09-20
Congressman Long stu Sick.

Topeka, Sept. l3.-Congressman
Long has taken back set and is laid
up again at Wichita. He was first
taken sick at Waverly three weeks ago
and was confined to his room in Kan
sas City for week or more. He i'm
proved somewhat in condition, but has
not been able to regain his strength.
He has become worse and has notified
the state committee to send substi-
tute to fill his dates in the Sixth dis
trict. Long had to cancel dates in the
Sixth district when he was sick.
Free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1888-1908, 1902-09-20
a ColonIrntIon Nreetlnr.

St Louis, Sept. ia concerted
plan to colonize the Southwest is being
actively projected by the Frisco, Mis-
souri, Pacific, Iron Mountain, Missouri,
Kansas Il Texas, Cotton Belt, Rock
Island and Santa Fe railroad systems,
and representatives of each will be
present at meeting to be held in this
city when the details of the project are
10 be arranged. When the arrange
ments are completed it is expected that
hundreds of thousands of homeseekers
will pour into the great Southwes.
Free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1888-1908, 1902-09-20
Mckinley Anniver.arx.

Columbus, O., Sept. 11.-Govornor
Nash has issued this: Next Sunday,
Sept. IA, viii be the fist anniversary
of the death of President Mckinley.
Many churches Of all denominations
throughout the country have volun-
tarily started a movement TO hold
memorial service in remembrance of
the late president. l desire to express
the earnest wish that the people of
Ohio join in this movement, making it
worthy of the splendid life and work
of the late president"
Free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1888-1908, 1902-09-20
Legally Dead.

New York, Sept 13.-Captain w.
Andrews, who started TO cross the
Atlantic in a 15-foot cookie shell, has
been pronounced legally dead by the
Massachusetts, courts, says Boston
dispatch. Letters of administration
uPOn his estate have been granted to
his son. Captain Andrews sailed
October from Atlantic City, with his
bride, to whom he had been married
in the presence of 5000 people. The
boat was sighted only once, about a
week after it sailed.
Free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1888-1908, 1902-09-20
Brown County in 1snz

Hiawatha, Kan. Sept 16.-The as
sessment roll made by the county as
SCISSOR of Brown county in 1857 has been
found. 1t contains the names of 100
persons who paid taxes and the total
of their personal property holdings
was $2s,0O The personal property of
the county is now listed at 81, Jos, 900.
One of the, taxpayers in 1857 was
Henry Smith who listed four negro
slaves and gave them a value of 81, AGO.
Mr.. Smith had one horse which he
returned as of a value of $50.
Free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1888-1908, 1902-09-20
Gould Denies Ionora E1tsn.Ion.

Atchison, Kan, Sept 12.-George j.
Gould, president of the Missouri Pacific,
who passed through here denied that
he Lad said recently that the Central
Branch of the Missouri Pacific was to
be extended TO Denver.
1.-The matter has been discussed,
however," he said. land is now under
consideration, but 1 would not like to
commit myself as to whether the line
will or will not be extended to Den
YER -
Free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1888-1908, 1902-09-20
Attorney Evans Promoted.

Topeka, Sept. 11.-W. F. Evans. for
several years assistant general attor-
ney of the Rock Island system with
headquarters at Topeka, has been APP
pointed general attorney Of the St
Louis, Kansas City and Colorado line
with headquarters at St Louis. The
Colorado" line was recently acquired
by the Rock Island and is now build
ing from ST. Louis to Kansas City.
Free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1888-1908, 1902-09-20
work Of suIIdlno socIettes,

The magnitude of the work carried
on by the building societies in the
United Kingdom may be appreciated
from the fact that during the f1nan-
cial year 1900 the receipts OF 2,307
societies, with a membership of less
than 100000, amounted to S37,771,-
262. OF this sum 936.5S6,776 is set
down to the credit of 546,383 Eng
lish members. Scotland has 8674..
343 for 36,O75 members, and Ireland
511,145 for 1851 members.
Free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1888-1908, 1902-09-20
Instant Relief from rheumatism and
Neuralgia.

Neuralgia.
Here is a case: Mr. T. Shepherd OF
Whitburn, Sunderland, Ohio, says:
my wife suffered severely from rheu-
matism, and neuralgia She could not
get one moments rest and was nearly
crazed with pain. Obtained instant re-
lief and a permanent cure by using
the contents Of one bottle Of st. ia
cobs on. Theirs is no other remedy in
the world that will do this. The in
Simultaneous effect which st. Jacobs Oil
produces is part of its half a century
record" ST. Jacobs Oil is sold in IS
cts. and so cts. sizes by all druggists.
The words "Acts like Magic" Con
quers Pain" which have been used in
connection with st. Jacobs Oil for
more than SO years are wonderfully
and truly descriptive.
Free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1888-1908, 1902-09-20
HELMS Make Criminals.

The species of hero-worship of
which the famous outlaw Tracy was
the object is a perverted moral SEN
timent which is largely responsible
for the existence OF just such crimi-
nails. and as long as it exists so long
will the hero-criminal flourish and
prey upon his fellow creatures, re-
garding even, their lives as no more
than Lawful tribute to his own might
and reedom.-Baltimore American.
Free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1888-1908, 1902-09-20
What Men Like in Men.

Men like in men these traits: The
honor that ennobleg; the justice that
insures the right: the reasonableness
that mellows and makes plain; the
courage that proclaims viriIity; the
generous instinct that disdains all
meanness; the modesty that makes
no boast, the dignity that wins re-
spect; the fineness and the tenderness
that know and feel-Rafford Pyke in
Cosmopolitan.
Free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1888-1908, 1902-09-20
Average Wages.

In the matter of wages there is a
marked divergence in the different
sections of the country. The aver
age of the North Atlantic states is
$469 per worker. In the North Cen
trail states the average is $44S. The
lowest wages are paid in the South
ern sates-$3S4 per worker in the
South Atlantic states. The Western
states show the highest average,
1856,
Free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1888-1908, 1902-09-20
Extensive

YES" said the man with the hob
by, the cultivation of prize flowers is
very expensive fad, but the results
are worth all the trouble. Why, I've
got a single blossom in my collection
that cost $40" Rem kable, sho1y."
said Col. Bluegrass of Louisville, but
/ have q blossom on my nose, sub,
that cost mo- than youah entiah con-
servatory."
Free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1888-1908, 1902-09-20
Cholera .Abnripr in Ru.sta-

St Petersburg, Sept. n--Official
reports show that there have been 4, O43
that disease in places along the eastern
China railroad since the outbreak, up
to August %. The disease is now
abating.
Free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1888-1908, 1902-09-20
Firna Drive Shnen

Dayton, Wash, Sept 16.-Forest
fires are raging along the Tukanol.
The fires have gained great Roadway
and are driving sheep from the summer
ranges Immense quantities of timber
are being destroyed. In this city the
smoke is so dense that the sun is totally
hidden from view.
Free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1888-1908, 1902-09-20

Valuable papers and $500 in notes
were contained In a pocketbook
which an American accidentally drop
ped overheard from a yacht during
the Kiel regatta. The pocketbook was
washed ashore later at Ashaustrand
and picked up by a workman, who
restored it with its contents intact
to the owner.
Free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1888-1908, 1902-09-20
one pefinItion Of Eame.

This story is told of Ralph Waldo
Emerson: On being asked by
friend what he lectured for, he re-
piled: Fame" What do you mean
by that?" inquired the other. Fifty
and my expenses
Free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1888-1908, 1902-09-20

he does not have Defiance Starch. you
may be sure he is afraid to keep it I'M
til his stock of u OF. packages are sold.
Defiance Starch is not only better than
any Cold Water Starch, but contains
is or to the package and sells for
same money as IL or. brands
Free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1888-1908, 1902-09-20

so1r1 Pacific Railway
To points in Ohio and Indiana One
fare for the round trip plus $500
Tickets on sale September End, 9th,
18th, and 25rd, good to return within
80 days from date of sale. Excellent
opportunity to visit the old folks at
home. Call on or address nearest Mis-
souri, Pacific Agent for particulars.
H c. Townsend. G. P. & T. Agt, st. Louis
Piso's Cure for Consumption is an infanible
medicine for coughs and colds--N. w SAMUEL,
Ocean Grove, n. J., Feb. Il, 1900
Free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1888-1908, 1902-09-20

New York city has a park area of
6,766 acres, of which 3,S49 is in the
Bronx. Chicago has 1850 acres. ST.
Louis 2,480 and Philadelphia 1875. of
which Paramount park includes 2,8O6
Free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1888-1908, 1902-09-20
MILWAUKEE, PEOPLE
Could Hardly Believe IT. A
Prominent Woman Saved From
Death by Lydia E. Pinkham'S
Vegetable Compound.

"DEAR Mrs. PINKHAM:-I suppose
large number of people who read OF
my remarkable cure viii hardly believe
it; had not experienced it myself, /
know that / should not.
Free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1888-1908, 1902-09-20

For forty years DR.. Fowier's Extract Of
Wild Strawberry has been curing summer
plaint.dysentery, diarrhoa, bloody fux,
failed to do every thing claimed for it.
Free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1888-1908, 1902-09-20

Defiance Starch is guaranteed big
LAST and best or money refunded. II
ounces, 10 cents. Try it now.
Free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1888-1908, 1902-09-20

Two million Americans suffer tho tortur-
ing psqSs Of dysRsps'aA te on nSe drug store.
Free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1888-1908, 1902-09-20

There's enough trouble in the world
with out looking for more.
Free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1888-1908, 1902-09-20
WHEN ruETR GROCERS SAYS

Cheap notoriety gene rally has the
price mark conspicuously displayed.
Free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1888-1908, 1902-09-20
honestv In Germany.

Mira. Winsiow's Soothing Syrup
For children teethfng, sOftens the gums: reduces
mmatiOn allaye pain cures wind collie. 25c bOttl
Free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1888-1908, 1902-09-20

You never miss the water till you
cant get anything else.
Free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1888-1908, 1902-09-20

Even the pawnshop has its redeem
ing features.
Free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1888-1908, 1902-09-20

a speaking countenance is most ex'
nressive when the mouth is shut.
Free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1888-1908, 1902-09-20

Of hero than a man with only one
idea
Free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1888-1908, 1902-09-20

The prettier a girl is the more les
sons it takes to teach her TO swim.
Free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1888-1908, 1902-09-20

Halls Catafrh Cure
Is taken internally. Price. 75c-
Free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1888-1908, 1902-09-20

Widows and widowcrs ought to be
repaired.
Free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1888-1908, 1902-09-20
coon HoUsRKFEPERs

Use the best. That's why they buy Re
Gross Bali Blue At leading grocers, 5 cent
Free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1888-1908, 1902-09-20

Il isn't a crime to be rich nor is it a
virtue to be poor.
Free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1888-1908, 1902-09-20
DON'T sPoTT. VouR e.

You cant expect the owner of an au-
tomobile to have horse sense
Free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1888-1908, 1902-09-20

Use Red Cross Ball Blue and keep then
white snow. All grocers. sc. package
Free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1888-1908, 1902-09-20
Parks in Bio Cities.

stops the Cough anu
Works on the Cold
Laxative BropNo Cuinine Tablets. Price 2Sc.
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1902-01-14

-SQl9 terIeis, hIja mfaP lie pre-
gunIo Pdnla: d que psnsa mfento
os atorlnenta?
MAZDA, mi buena Paula. no ten
% nsoa -murmar6 Ii mia q
-5Sufrfsa-le D pragunt6 Iaroa
con alguna inquietuG.
NO tai.
-Pues ent6nces, si NADIA os ma.
lesta nj os rlreocupa, spor Que
estais asf? ~
-;Ayi-murnur6 la nirIa-nian-
30 en- mi padre; temo
-dQue teIneis?
No puetio explicarme; ca m
presentimiento vago, pero tenaz,
insistente
5Por que atormantaros asp -
ulJo Paula acariciarlo s1 freute-
con en- loeso. = Blen saabels que re-
cibi el tlespachu de Tabricio annn.
ciando 81 regreso.
Han dehlidu eml1arcarse haca.
mas de auevG dfas.
-CLeIto, j al viai,s no dura n,xs
de nueTe, eis verdad per-, 4 vecas
el estadt, de la mar pltoIorl ys mo 9o>,s (
dos dfas Ia travesfa 0nizS aaI
m mpnaento 4 Otro Hi yercmos en-.
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1902-01-14

Sn Sraf opo, pof H. p9erta. 70 no he queri.
~ uessr nada q FAbricio de mi
es6ancia en esta casa, nara gegar
de sn soriDresa. 1al
Eimee rnovi6 la cabeza con dos.
confanza - 1-'' oou ''es-
aosaeha. aellEia Edme Q : rapuso jorge,
eslal naS :, tssas tristes preocupatsio.
- np quereis afiigir les i ne
s6lo axtst - IT, cfeals en- peligros Que
o;6n ca vuestra imagilha-
valecencia. 0'aa'S on
-Escucsaad eus conse;o.
oae "a spio PaulR. = Blen sat,eis
cast algo uaas. 81 Fasi
antra s'' . souo 10 So exclamd Ia nina
&C esta eol!husa aEgradecida; -,t6
diean 80 no,l, l,ensamleintos m's periu-
van e, eod psip no es cnl pa mia ST vtieI.
Sonefii mi voIuntad.
ellos. = = oa ~ contra
-rratslre de ha,.er,o s.,..a.
Ahorsl- cnpflhn6 a1 - 49,
Va ias. E slHehi q abefs q mild0
as1eaIi se eaRo Ell flreaco del
j noIa 81 Eolver A entrar
Ass 20 mi habltasI6n
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1902-01-14

mente el Diablo Sc mezcla hoy en-
mis- asunt0sI
Nosotros, para quienes. no exis.
ten obstaculos de tiempos nj de
distancia, deJaremos & Fabricio
funando cigarro tras cigarro, para
entresener Ell TEMPO, volyeremcs
la casa de las locas.
Hacfa dos dfas que Edm6,s deiaba
el lecno IN par de horas, parecfa
eu6rar en- convaleceucia.
Sostenida de IN lado nor JORGE
del otro por Paula, baiaba all lar.
din, d Ia sombra de los arboles
pasaba algunas horas entire su Que
rida amiga J 81 que su alma inge.
nua considerable como su prone
lido.
La joven, siempre pAlida d9bil.
iba POGO POGO recobrando las
fuerzas, y su coraz6n palpitaba con
mas regularidad al verse rodeada
de cuidados de ternura.
I'm Ell momento fn Que la encon.
tramos, eStaba sentada 4 Ia ar mira
de IN Arbol secular, tenfa fTores en
su falda abandonadas uns de ara
manOs d Paula, la otrs & jorge.
duolera deoido seDtrse l1ichosa
en aquei momento' =, Sin embargo,
81 mlfaua era tfistel moy triste.
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1902-01-14
Ia CASA DE sALUD DE AuTEUfL

III criado que acudi6 Il abrir la
Ferjs lie reconocio al puntc.
LA sefiorita Jesta on casa2 -
pFegnnt6 F'abricio.
.1-No, seEfor.
.-lQu6 decfsl 6ssabeis 81 volvera
pronto7
NO, sefior! porque, desde hacs
diOz 8 doce d1as, Ia sefiorits no vive
ea8i On 81 casa.
--Pnes Sd6ndeP
En- Paris.
--iAh! 6En casa del ssfIor Le-
fevbreP
= No Sc: no ha dicho nada 81 par
tir.
--SSab6iG 81 aDtes de esG tempo
haofa fecibido IN despHcho de
American
--Sf, sefiof, 10 recibi6.
= EstA bien; muchas gracias
K Fabricio, muy contraflado por
haloer hecllo una excursion indbil,
volvi6se la esbaci6n, doIsde tuvo
que esperar al tren ascendente
de las dor, y todo Ell mundt sahe 10
tnolesto que es esperar en- una es-
taci6n.
impossible que pueda Il yer a
Rittner q su casa de Auteuil antes
do la csnco - decfa. II Decidida-
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1902-12-19
TAKEN UP.

have taken up a red yearllng helf-
er calf. Owner can have same BY
paying for keeping and this notice.
WM. BUReHART.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1902-12-19
PROFESSIONAL.

fhOE ESS1ON AL.
JOHN J. JONES,
LAWYER.
Rear First NATL Bank, Chanute, KS.
SHELBY @. BROWN,
LAWYER.
Office in P. o. block, Chanute, KS
~. LAWYER.
Office in Geist block, Chanute, KS.
HUGH P. FARRELLY,
s- LAWYER,
Over Works store, Chanute' KS.
TT G. HOSHAW,
PHYSICIAN & SURGEON.
Office hours, 10 to IL am. 1:3O to pm.
Phone PIG.
Can be found at all other times at
Burch & Hoshaw drug store.
Phone lag.
Jones block, Chanute, KS.
- PHYsICIN & SURGEON.
Over Sewell's drug store, Chanute, KS,
GEORGE Fl. BROWN, M. d.,
U. s. EXAMINING SURGEON.
M. x. & T. II. X. SURGEON.
Over NATL Bank, Chanute, MS.
MATER ART STUDIO.
Negatives made by Gregg
will remain at
MATER ART STUDIO.
n G. BAIRD,
W PHYSICIAN & SURGEON.
fyChronic diseases of stomach and
bowels, and diseases OF women
speciality.
Office over Bloomheart & Wright's..
Telephone 1874, : Chanute, MS.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1902-04-20

that he would curl up and have a
Who was he, a Legal Worm. that he
should dare to crave a Word from
those Rosebud Lips or hope for a
melting Glance from those star-lit
lamps? As for executing a Clutch
ana swinging into the Slow and
Dreamy, that seemed only a vague and
Iaf-aWay Hope Of Paradise, and il was
a Sin TO waste time on II.
The best he could hope for was to
send her Box of long-stemmed Roses
and then go and let a Train run over
MIN, and maybe she would condescend
10 attend the Funeral That. or else
ne could save her life in a Runaway
ana die with his Head in her Lap. All
ne wanted was Romantic Finish that
would leave Sad. Sweet Memory be-
hlnd He wanted a Guarantee that
she would think of him a cOupIe of
times and he would be satisfied TO pIav
village Dog and die any kind of a
Death.
While in this desperate Frame of
Mind he met Mt. Buzzer. the moving
Graphophone ana He-Vampire. some
times known as the Burned F5pe of
The Crust of Society. When the I'M
speakable Buzzer said that ne knew
Clarice and stood Aces and Fights. the
soulful Attorney wanted to throttle
MIN, for he could not believe that a
real Diana would trihe with a blue
Catfish.
However, he accepted the Opportun-
lty to hold Converse with the Star of
MS Soul Buzzer led him around the
long Neranda and al last he stood i'm
that radiant Presence.
Sis. I want YOU TO know a Friend Of
mine, said the well known Safe Blow
er and Social Outcast known as Buzz
ger.
He stood enthralled for at least one
twentieth Of a Second. Then CIarice
got under way.
"Oh, Cricketsl seen YOU at the
Ehe-ayter one Night" she said. Il
Vas there with Ollie Pozozzle of Mime
lpolis. Ne and him came out lust be-
hind you. Say, wuzn't that a Grand
show? I'm just crazy about that Ma
ME, Mamie, Amt it a shamie?' When
I'D you land here? Huh? On. surel
This is a small Joint all right. but
hey stick you for everything. Geel
'ut I'm glad Mr.. Buzzer come out. He's /
wful good Company. I'm going out rid /
n tonight with He and q Friend Of his.
ONE along TIE stake you to a Girl
When they found the Sentimental
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1902-04-20

ever heard. Some years ago knew
a very promising young fellow who
wanted to launch out iHto the news
paper business. He launched out all
right and made considerable progress
IN way. He made the start that a
great many young men have to make.
and offered his services for nothing. He
wrote good stories, and the men he
worked for frequently called him in
and comolimented his efforts. He was
really playing a star engagement. He
was big thing TepOTtorially-the dog
with the big collar. as the saying goes.
Things drifted along for six months.
He never had much TO say, and he did
not know much about how things were
going with the paper he was writing for.
One day the manager sent for him.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1902-04-20

All t ctr ladies gave her t grand ha
ha.
Pretty soon gent made a awful
foozie, an raped his knuckles agen L
table.
fou'se put on t wrong english,
says Dick Sprague. Try a draw shot
next time
Use your bTassey.' says Mr. Hale.
gent gets ratified. an slams Z
next ball right into t bird on a lady's
Easter bunnet.
Foul yOu'se out yelled tree or
four O. gents. Dey was tokers. seeg
Den two gents takes q whirl at t
game. Wait till I tell youse. One was
q little guy. t. ctr was dat big gent
dat yOUse caddied for today. Well. t
little gent served first. an he hits de
ball clear Offn Q table.
Heavens, he says. Now, w'ot do
youse t'ink O. dat, Pink. 'Heavens,' he
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1902-04-20

Aw, she wasn't hurt" said Freckles.
scorntully. Dose balls is full O. bal
loon juice. Pink. Deys just like a egg
shell. Say, ! snuck in dere Saturday TO
get my caddy check signed. an I
watched 'em play. Dey was a big mob
dere. It's just like long tennis. only
different. Dey had dinky little min
mic net stretched acrOst a long table.
an dey batted t. ball acrost L net like
dey do in long tennis. Dey was a lady
an gent Dlayin' Wen ] first rubbered
f1 lady never played before, L guess.
Jeez, L way dey slammed dat ball
around was caution. T. gent, he was
pretty good, dough. Pretty soon he
says t'irty, love
Sir says t. lady, drawr'n herself
up an lookin' mad. 'you'se very famil-
lar says she. an I'm only twenty-five.
anyway.
T gent was keepin' score, you know.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1902-04-20

says. just like dat. An no one slapped
him on t wrist eiter.
Pretty soon he serves again. II big
gent makes a swipe at it for I90 yards.
Never touched il.
Deuce says t little gent.
Gwan, says [ big gent. Draw to
your flush he says
oh. it's a great game. Pinkv. On f.
dead square, dough, I got kind 2 daffv
on it myself. Pm goin' 10 ask for 2
job chasin' ping pong balls. pt'u he
narden'n caddyin', but times Is hard.
Pink" -
Amt dey gUin' to play golf no
moTeY qUeried Pinky.
AW' sure, yawned Breokles. hut
yous Il see some o t good players out
dere get mixed up in DER dates some
day an usin' q golf ball on T. ping ponr
taSle. Den dey'n be some t'lngs do
m