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The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1902-04-04

presence OF Rear Admiral Sehloy added
60 the interest ot thr occasion.
The celebration began in the after
noon and lasted through into the even
ing. a biz military parade "a, dedl-
cation OF the Dorchester Heights
monument and exercises as the high
school occupied the afternoon. and. In
the evening the South Boston Citizens
Association gave q banquet In Grays
Hall
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1902-04-04

"still doubled up with that Internal
rheumatism. are you. Notley1 Upon
my soul, I am sorry for you" said the
friend who had dropped in for n short
call.
Il am giad 70 have your sympathy"
APPLIED the sufferer. wlnolng a liitlo AZ
aBhap twlnge caught him in tho ol'
bsw Joint, but have read the obltu
aries Of 80 people who were sorry for
me"
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1902-04-04

The best Of u.s. said the man OF
generous incllnatlons. ARE occasion
ally betrayed into a deviation from
the strict paths OF truth"
George Washington never told n
lie," was the roiolnder
That is only hearsay. There Is
nothing on record TO show that Wash
ington personally, ever made the
claim, lie WIS too truthful a man
TO venture any such assertion"
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1902-04-04

a correspondent says that an timer.
ant colored teacher" proposed to es.
tablish a school in Liberty county and
put up this sigl:
Grammar viii be Teeched Hair
Also Spellen aud Multerplecatin. Rate,
will be Resemble. Conslderln tn,
Times. Atlanta Constitution.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1902-04-04

Have you Moore's poems7" inquir-
ed the SWEET young thing.
Il think So miss. I'll look in a min
ute" replied the clerk In the book
store. by the way. here's a fine new
story. just out IT'S called Just One
kiss. and"
81 want Moore" she interrupted
haughtily.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1902-04-04

wonder what is the oldest business
on earthg" mine" said the CRATER.
"The con business Is older than farm.
ing. IL began In the Garden OF Eden"
Washington Times.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1902-04-04

Several days ago Prof. c., one OF
the instructors at the Central High
School, Broad and Green streets, after
he had given a lecture on "Tornadoes,"
TO one OF the freshmen class, was
asked: Professor. II there was no eel.
lar In the house and you had not time
TO run, where would you go?" That's
according to how good you are" an
swered the professor Philadelphia
Times.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1902-04-04

Mayor Brookwaltor OF indianapolis
will not allow Sunday baseball In that
city because II would be In violation
OF the state law. This will dlsarrange
the American association schedule and
Manager Watkins says OF the ball team
Il "a Sunday ball or no ball at all.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1902-04-04

There 10 somewhat OF a iull In the
quest OF the two major leagues for
star bah playeu-that Is TO say, the
quest Is less keen The American
league has about secured an the stars
Il needs aud lbs teams are practically
made up. Tho National league Is still
on the hunt for players. although the
quest has been somewhat interrupted
by the faction nght
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1902-04-04

you are not cold" said the meutal
curlst; you just think you are"
Think It, do I2' chartered the gem
tleman with the blue nose and SILVER
ing limbs "Woll n that's the case I'm
doing some tall thinking Just at pres
emit"
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1902-04-04

Pompous indlyidual-Aro YOU aware
III. that you deliberately placed your
UMBRELLA In my ear last evening?
Fellow-clubman- Most careless OF
no, I'm sure. ! wondered what had
hcomo OF Il. and-would II be too
sueh trouble for you to return It?
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1902-04-04

Charles r. Dooln. the young cath
er who will be with the Phllai,lala
National League team next sea,on tx
a native OF Cincinnati. He Harga
his career on the lots OF thai eiy
about i've years ago. when Le heaao
a prominent amateur player. Ne Is
% years old. OF stocky build s,d
one Of the fastest and most accurate
throwers that over stepped beiid'
bat. Doolns first professional ss
gagomont was with indianapolis IA 20
but during the exhibition seas0 b,
met with an injury and was relased
His next experience was with bu.
buque. from which club he wen, Z,
st. Paul A. Comlskey did not dr,
him a chance he went home in dilns
and did not play professionally anir
until last season, when he was viii
the ST. Joe Club OF the Western league
During the season OF 1900 he was
member OF Julius Flelschmahn'
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1902-04-04
Bswaro Of ointmcnta for Catarrh That
Contain Mercury,

A. mercury will surely destroy tho sense OF
smell and completely demngo the whole system
when cntoriur'it through the mucous surfaces
such articles should mover be used except on
prescriptions from reputable physlciuna, uathe
damage they will do u tCniuld 20 tho good you
can possibly derive from them Halls Cntnrrh
Cure, manufactured by 4. y. Cheney & Co,
Toledo. O.. contains no mercury, ana IN taken
Internally. acting directly upon the blood ana
mucous surfaces OF tho system. In buying
Halls Catarrh Cure he sure you get the genuine
Ills taken Internally. aud made Va Toledo, ohio
by y. J. Cheney & Co. Tcsumonialstree SOFA
by Druggists, price &c per bottle.
Inll's Fnmlly pills ara tho best
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1902-04-04

rutchcr-You haven't a So bill about
you. have you?
Klutcher-Yes. have. How did
you guess It?
Tutcher-I just thought you might
have.
Klutehor-T Just got II this morning.
Here It is: ~ Klutcher to A. Taylor,
Dr.. TO trousers. s."
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1902-04-04

Il think It was 80 unkind OF him."
"what?" why, when | said auntie's
mouth was a perfect Cupid's bow. he
said Yes, but she's too fond OF shoot.
ing II on. ''-Phlladelphla Bulletin.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1902-04-04

Siam. This BE- tine nrst Instance where
. European has been made a member
OF FAR eastern cabinet
The Duke de- RlchelIeu % an onicer
10 The Danish army lie Is dlro.t de-
sceudant OF the celebrated Cardinal
Rlchelieu Tie Is an expert on naval
construction ana said, though only 80
years OF age. 10 possess remarkable
executive ability
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1902-04-04
HolO orleanArIoN All sOsrON
Aanlvsr.ary Of the Evacuation Of the
Town by the British

The celebration Of the i2Gth anniyer-
sary OF the evacuation OF Boston by
the British was a notable one. There
participated In IL the Governor OF the
commonwealth. committees OF both
branches OF the legislature, United
States senator's. the mayor Of the city
and representatives Of the board OF
aldermen and the common council Tho
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1902-04-04

Old Friond-Was your daughters
marriage success? Hostess-oh. a
great success, She's travelling In Eu'
rope on the nlimony.-New York
Weekly,
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1902-04-04
a Tiendlsh Amusement
D arc his slyal In loye?"

lyon are his sIyal In loye?"
Il am"
yet you profess friendship for
aim"
II do, have been his dentist for
mveml years, and / wouldn't forego
the nn OF fixing mp his teeth fer any
hing In the world"
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1902-04-04

II wouldn't be so annoying to call up
the wrong man on the telephone II Il
didn't take 80 long 10 find out that
we've got Brooklyn Life.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1902-04-04

Ethel. don't think you ought to
go to any place OF amusement This
is Lent" place OF amusement, man.
mar It's an elocutionarS contest
Chicago News
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1902-04-04

Mean Revenge ~ Tilted Msn.
Mlfs Elderly very sorry Mr..
Wooiby but / can never be anything
nop to you than A."
Woodby (lnterruptlugl Yes that's
hst my bad luck-and I've got two
uandmothers already
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1902-04-04

Il is said that Dan DAILY. while play
ing In Chicago. was wired as follows:
Can do The New Workers in Lon
don in June. what do you think"
The comedian replied: prefer to coa-
tinue doing them in this country.
There are more OF them and are more
easily done at home"
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1902-04-04

Mountain team. Dooln was regarded
AK the star catcher OF the Western
League In 1901 and his admirers are
confident that he win be one OF the
Nationals best backstops In 1909.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1902-04-04
WIFE OF A FAnous STATESMAN.
Ms Joseph Chamberlain. Daughter Of
Et.aacfatarr EndIcolI

Mrs Joseph Chamberlain the Amer
ioan wife Of the British colonial secre'
tary. Is almost as little known az hei
distinguished husband is famous. The
fact makes the accompanying picture
OF her especially interesting. for, 30
far a. known. Il Is the nrat good por'
trait Of her ever published In England.
Il Is from a painting by an English ar
list.
Mrs. Chamberlain Is the daughter d
w. c. EndicOtt formerly Judge OF the
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1902-04-04
EUROPEAN STATESMAN ron SIAM.


Perhaps no oriental nation Is pro-
crossing more rapidly than Siam. And
this Is due principally to the enortl
OF that enlightened little monarch.
King Chulalongkorn. His latest step
In the direction cf political advance
ment Is the appointment OF tho Duke
De Rlchelieu as minister OF narine In
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1902-04-04

"Jimmerson Is still wearing his
nmmer tan shoes. IN be hanged II
1 would make such a guy OF myself"
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1902-04-04

Il wonder how she makes such a
success OF keeping boarders?" why.
she has the greatest knack you ever
saw for serving next to nothing in
drst-class style.'-Phladelphia Bulle-
tin.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1902-04-04

perhaps you are used to Eolns
barefooted"
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1902-04-04

Guest-I say. landlord. your food
and cooking is worse than It was last
year
iAndlord-Imposslblo.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1902-04-04

"None Of the reviewers spoke harsh.
ly Of my book. said the author. yes"
answered the publisher coldly. THAT
Is a sign that they did not read II.
They merely glanced over the preface"
Washington Star.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1902-04-04
1918 BUS. ONIONS PER ACRE.

n nossIble 10 ROW $50 and moro bns per aere.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1902-04-04

Tcacher-Now, Master Kirby, you
should be moro correct In your com.
position. You say II love school,"
Now, school cannot be loved. Can't
you use a moro correct expression2
Master Kirby-l hate school.-stray
Stories,
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1902-04-04

south Carolina is attracting too
much attention IN the Senate" said
the North Carolina politician. "she's
casting us In the shade" That's So"
agreed his Lieutenant, "and what We
want TO do is TO get Jim Jefferles TO
settle here and make him Senator for
us.'-Philadelphia Press.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1902-08-21
Arrested for Stealing.

Francis NJ. Specht, of this place, and
an Ettinger, of Troxelville, were ar
rested last week for stealing a harness
from ex-Sheriff Bolender's stable. Sus-
picion was turned to them on informa-
ton furnished by Murray, Bowersox
who discovered q new harness in bag
on Ettinger's wagon. At the hearing
both of them claimed is was an old
harness secured from VIM. Bailey of
Shamokin Dam. Specht was released
on $500 bail and Ettinger is in jail.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1902-08-21
Bloomsburg's Centennial.

bloomsbury, Columbia county, Pa,
was founded in 1902, and her citizens
are making great preparations for Il
grand celebration to close the hun
dredth year since the plotting Of the
town. The exercises will begin ON
Wednesday evening, 9th, with a un-
ion meeting in the NJ. +. church, con-
Quoted by the clergy, and music by n
choir of 100 voices. On the 2Sth there
will be an historical meeting in the
morning, Il civic parade of secret So
cieties, floats, automobiles, bands, etc,
in the afternoon, and band concerts
and fire works in the evening. On the
29th is Firemen's Day, with contests
in the morning, and a great parade in
the afternoon. There will be base ball
games, balloon ascensons, a Palace Of
Illusions, an exhibition of wireless tel
egraphy, an Historical Museum, beau
tiful decorations, and many other at
fractions. Excursion rates have been
arranged with all railroads leading to
Bloomsbury, and it will be one of the
grandest demonstrations ever witness
ed in this portion of the State.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1902-08-21
zQth Annual Grangers' Picnic.

Th 2Qth Annual Great Grangers'
Picnic Exhibition will be held at Will
liaws' Grove the week beginning Au-
gust 25th. The exhibition of farm ma
chinery will surpass that of any former
years and undoubtedly will be the
greatest ever held in the eastern states.
The beauty of the exhibit will be that
so much of it will be running. Five
saw mills, two shingle mills, at least l5
traction engines and threshers, togeth-
er with numerous fodder cutters and
other small machinery will make the
grand old grove hive of industry. A
splendid stock exhibit is promised.
During the week the platform of the
large Auditorium, which seats $500
people, will be occupied Ey prominent
Changers, agriculturists, educators and
politicians.
Wednesday will be politicians day,
when all the candidates for Governor
are expected.
The evening entertainments will
consist of concerts and illustrated lee
lures. On Thursday evening Major
George G. Croft, NJ. d., late Supcrin-
tendent OF Public Instruction in Porto
Rico, in an illustrated lecture on that
country. Friday evening Frank II.
Robertson on Mt. Pelee and the Martin
que disaster.
A special effort will be made to put
on an up-to-date midway, embodying
the best tented attractions obtainable
Nothing immoral or Objectionable will
be tolerated, and any woman or child
can attend any show on the ground
without fear of being offended.
No admission fee to the ground,
and one fare carries you from your
station to Williams Grove and return
for one day. For orders for l4-day
tickets write to r.. II. Thomas, Me
chanicsburg, Pa.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1902-08-21
Lies Work Ended.
NfOI' Err.


Philip b. Meyer died at his residence
in Freeburg on Wednesday morning,
at = O'Clock, from cancer, aged 66 years
and 10 months.
Deceased was son of the late Fred.
crick G. Meyer, and was of n family of
nine children, of whom four sisters and
two brothers survive. He entered the
bonds of matrimony with Miss Sarah
$. Hilbish this union was blest with
thirteen children, Of whom the follow
ing, with his wife, survive him: Chas.
ID. Meyer, Esq, of Chicago, Misses
Anna j., NJ. Florence Mrs. Edwin
Wagner, Akron. Ohio, Clement, of
Chicago, Emma X, John Clifford, FL
In l.. and Herbert f..
From the effect of Il bruise on the
nose some twenty years ago II cancer
Gus affection developed, and from
which, for the past five years he had
suffered with christian fortitude, un-
til death came as welcome relief.
Mr.. Meyer had many estimable char
acteristics of head and heart. His gen
ial disposition led him to be always at
peace with his fellow men, and he was
ever ready to lend helping hand to
those in need or requiring his services
Being Il Republican in principle, ht
took an active interest in the affairs o
his party, but was never an oflensiv,
partisan. He became a member of tn,
Reformed church in early life and re-
mained steadfast in the faith to tn,
end. His place was seldom vacant il
the sanctuary. Taking great interes
in music, and possessing a rich teno
voice. he sang for many years in thu
choir. Living he was dear to his fam
lily and friends; dead, he is mournet
by all.
The funeral takes place to-day, Fri
day. The services will be conducte,
by his pastor, the Rev. w. A. Haas.
The Obsequies will be directed by p
l.. Hains. The pall-bearers are: Jacol
| A. Wilt, Francis Glass, J. A. Grimm
III. S. Schnee, p. S. Riegle and Johl
NJ. Hoffman. Interment in the Fair
; view cemetery.-Courier.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1902-08-21
Journal Devoted Political Economy

Miss Lula Smith returned from
visit to friends at Milroy.
Mrs. Sipe, nee Name Clelan, is
visiting her parents, Alfred Clelan
and wife.
Frank Bousum and wife, of Pat
erson, visited Attorney M. l. Potter
and wife.
Adam Howell, who is employed
at Milton, spent Sunday at home
with his family.
W. B. Gemberling, of Salem, and
daughter were at the County Seat
Monday afternoon.
John Gearhart and wife, Of Sa-
lem, enjoyed the hospitality of Sher-
iff Row and wife at the Jail.
M. Millner, OF Kantz, was at the
County Seat last Thursday to at
tend the meeting of the bank direc-
tors.
Misses Nellie Crawford and sister
Margaret, Ruth App, Bess Tread
well,spf Sunbury, Ben. Long, of
I.ewisburg and VIM. Dunkleburger
of Sqnbury, spent Sunday at c. H..
Dunk kleburger's.
"Irish Charlie" was in town last
Wednesday and secured a peddler's
license. He is the jolliest Irish
peddler in America and he always
gives a good quality of linens, in
napkins, table cloths, etc. "Char-
lie' treats everybody right.
Prof J. W. Knappenburger,
president Of Allentown Female Col
lege, wss a Middleburg visitor last
Wednesday and while here made Il
pleasant call at this Office. The
Institution, under his management
is in fourishing condition.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1902-08-21
ARBOGAST.

Jacob ID. Arbogast died at his resi-
dence in Beaver Springs, Wednesday
afternoon, August 8, 1892, aged 81
years, months and - days.
Deceased was Il native of Perry town
ship, this county, and was son of
Jacob and Polly Arbogast. He was
baptized by the late Rev. {. G. Erlen-
meyer, and became II communicant
member Of the Lutheran congregation
of st. Johns church, Fremont, and re-
mained steadlast in the faith to the
end. lie united himself in matrimony
with Susanna Garman, May ~, 1872.
The funeral services were held in st.
Johns church, Fremont, and were
conducted by Rev. G. c. Miller, Of
Freeburg, and Rev. II. II. SPAIN, Of
Beaver Springs.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1902-08-21
Marriage Licenses.
Choir Convention.

The 18th annual Snyder County
Choir Convention was held on the
grounds surrounding the Lutheran and
Reformed church at Frecburg last Sat
urday, Prof. VIM. Meyer presiding.
The Lutheran and Reformed chorS
and singers from the district took the
stage and sang the anthem "Guide Me-
q Thou Great .JehOvah". Prof r. &.
Moyer, of Reading, conductor. Prayer
by Rev J, b. Focht, ID. ID. The death
of Philip i. Meyer occurred August IL
and was announced, he having sung in
the congregation and choir for 30 years
and had participated at each cOnven-
ton. Suitable addresses were made by
County Superintendent Walborn, +. :.
Glass, Esq, VIM. IIilbish, of Akron,
and the President. Committee on res
oIutions: II. NJ. West, John Field,
Prof. Sicrer. Anthcm-"Thcre is n
Land immortal. Program of conven-
ton resumed chorus, "Be Not Afraid"
address by Rev. Focht; male quartet,
+. c. Meyer, West, Glass ana G. w.
Bassler, encored. Executive Com
mittee from s districts elected w. Moy-
cr, Pres. G. w. Serer, V. p; A. w.
Auler, Sec; Brian Teats, Treas. The
third Saturday of August, 1908 was Sc
lectcd for the Sixteenth Annual Choir
Convention to he held on the same
grounds; f. G. Meyer as conductor.
Male quartets and selections from "Ju-
ly No. Choir Leader" and Chorus An
them. The chorus was augmented by
Mrs. c. A. Riegle, organist, w. II.
Grimm and Brian Teats, violins, w.
f. Brown, trombone. The President
thanked the press of the county. Au-
dience sang Long Meter DoXology.
Benediction by Rev. ID, |. Schaetier.
This meeting is pronounced as one of
the most interesting sessions ever held
in the history of the convention.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1902-08-21
Ad Writing Text Book.

The first edition of "Theory and Prac-
tice of advertising" written by the Ed
itor of the POsT came from the binder
about ten days ago and already 140
copies have been ordered and sent to
almost every state in the Union. This
is the first and only advertisement
writing text book in the world. 1t is
n splendid thing for merchants and
business men and will elucidate their
ideas on advertising and teach them
how to make it profitable. Book will
be mailed for 10 cents.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1902-08-21
NUMBER 33
COURT HOUSE CHIPS.
Deeds Entered for Record.


Nioletta Miller to Mrs. Lulie l.. Wal
horn, lot in Selinsgrove for $50.
Frank j. Schoch and wife to Mrs.
VIM. +. Walborn, lot in Selinsgroye,
for $75.
William II. Ettinger and wife 10
Abbie j. Xechman, tract Of land in
Adams township, containing II acres
and 60 perches, for $50.
Charles Boyer and wife to Rev. f.
f.. Gilbert acre and l5i perch in Per-
ry township, for $l96.56.
Emma V. Nipple and Albert Schnee
executors of Jacob Schnce, to John
Mengle house and lot in Fremont, $656.
John Kepler, exector of Ann Kepler,
to John Menglc 225 acres, IS perches in
Penn township for $1,000.
Wills Probated.
The last will and testament of iona
than Newman, late Of Perry township,
deed, was probated and letters testa-
mentary We're granted to Daniel II.
Gaugler, who is named as executor.
The children are the heirs. share and
share alike, except children Of Mrs.
Will, of which Jennie is willed SO
and Samuel s..
The last will and testament Of Ele-
ment MIsser, late Of Franklin town
ship, decd, was probated and letters
testamentary were granted to Adam
| H. and VIM. III. Musser, who are nam
ed as executors. The property is divi-
ded share and share alike among the
children.
Letters Granted.
In the estate of Jacob ID. Arbogast,
late of Spring Twp, letters of admins
tration were granted Susan Arbogast,
the widow.
Letters of administration were grant
ed in the estate of Elizabeth Doebler
late of Penn township, decd, to Geo.
&. Kuster.
J Letters of administration in the es-
tate of David Herrold late of Chapman
twp, decd, were granted to Thomas
A. Herrold.
Marriage Licenses.
Percy NJ. Shook Crossgrove
| Elmira +. Barger LewiStown