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The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1902-11-07

"Dr. August Koenig's Hamburg
Breast Tea" writes Mr.. F. Batsch, OF
Horizon, Wis, enabled me to get rid
Of an obstinate cough; We feel very
grateful to the dhcovsrer Of this medi-
cine"
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1902-11-07
Soft or Bell Crown.

Miss Lillian Bell, the writer, was
once commenting on the many varia-
tons of the United States army uni
form, and asked a young army officer
present if they were all allowed by the
regulations
Eyes," said he. For instance,
there are several shapes of the fatigue
cap worn by officers, such as the cap
with the soft crown and the bell
crown. l always ear the bell
crown" he continued, smiling, "out OF
Difference to you"
"Oh," replied Miss Bell, with a lit.
tie twinkle in her eye, ''and l supposed
you wore the soft crown out of defer
ence to yOurself."-New York Times
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1902-11-07

Mother Gray's sweet Powder for Children
Successfully used by Mother Gray,
nurse in the Children's Home In New
York. Cures Feverishness, Bad Stom-
och, Teething Disorders, move and reg
ulate the Bowels and Destroy Worms.
Over 80, 900 testimonials. At all drug
sists, Csc. Sample FREE. Address
Allen S. Olmsted, Leroy, N. L.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1902-11-07
One More.

The conversation turns on people
notorious for telling falsehoods.
"In all my life" says the hostess, Il
have never told q fib-three times"
We'll, that makes the fourth" said
her husband. skeptically.-Judge.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1902-11-07

Thanks to Phipps, the widows mite
has assumed comfortable proportions.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1902-11-07
COLES COUGH CURE SELLS

COLES COUGH CURE SELLS BEST.
A. l.. Woolsey, Druggist, Merriam Park,
Mimi, says: II am selling more of Coles
Cough Cure than all other cough medicines
combined. 1t is a great remedy, and it is q
pleasure to sell it for it always gives salts
ton Sold and guaranteed by druggists.
IS and so cents.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1902-11-07

Piso's Cure is the oesl medic: ne we ever used
for all affections Of the throat and lungs.-WM.
o. ENDsLEY, Vanburen. Ind. Feb. 10. l9O0.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1902-11-07

You at least may learn something by
trying to teach an old dog new tricks.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1902-11-07

To attempt to buy your opponent is
to admit that you are getting licked.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1902-11-07

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing syrup
For children %teething. softens the gums, reduces In.
lanmstion. allays pain. cures wind coiic. 25c a bottle
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1902-11-07

To Cure a Cold In One day.
Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. All
druggists refund money il it fails to cure. 25c.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1902-11-07

No matter how long you havs had the
cough; il it hasn't already dev eloped into
consumption, DR.. Woods Norway Pine
Syrup will cure it.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1902-11-07

The enterprising boot-black has nc
love for the man who wears canvas
shoes.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1902-11-07

One touch of nature keeps the whole
world on the lookout for new sensa-
tons.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1902-11-07
Interested,

Stranger-I tell you, I like to e
young lovers.
Second Stranger-Ah! you must be
an optimist, my friend!
Stranger-No; I run the ice cream
parlOrs.-Chicago News.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1902-11-07

History records the deeds Of the few
and preserves the virtues of the many.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1902-11-07

The tongue usually has more to d.
with honor than the conscience has.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1902-11-07

Hives are a terrible torment to the little
folks, and to some older ones. Easily cured.
Deans Ointment never fails. Instant re-
% cents.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1902-11-07
Love.

Love-.
did he marry for lover"
Eyes! Of money."-Detroit Free
Press.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1902-11-07

One half of the world envies the
other half because it doesn't know
how it lives.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1902-11-07

It is the fools of life which furnish
it's pleasures, the saints it's WEAKNESS.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1902-11-07
IF Others Onlv Knew II!

II Others Only Knew It!
mother-in-law joke?
Dulle-There are no mOther-in-law
observation-disclosures Punch Bowl.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1902-11-07

PUTNAM FADELESS DYES pro-
duce the brightest and fastest colors.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1902-11-07

Backache is q forerunner and
one Of the most common symp-
toms Of kidney trouble and
womb displacement.
READ MISS B0LLMANS EXPERIENCE.
Some time ago l was in a very
weak condition, my work made mo
nervous and my back ached frightfully
all the time, and l had terrible head
aches.
my mother got a bottle of Lydia
e. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound for me, and it seemed to
strengthen my back and help me at
once, and I did not get SO tired as
before. I continued to take it, and it
brought health and strength to me,
and l want to thank you for the
good it has done me."- MISS KATE
BOLIVIAN, 142nd St. & Wales Ave,
New York City. $4,000 forfeit yo,igina,o Of
abeus letter proving genuinsnsss cannot be produced.
Lydia e. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound cures because it is
the greatest known remedy for
kidney and womb troubles.
Every woman who is puzzled
about her condition should write
to Mrs. Pinkham at Lynn, Mass,
and tell her all.
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1902-03-22
FROM THE CAPITAL.

Robert Emmct Morrisry. manager of
the Dispatch job printing office. was
intatcd into the \. O. IT,. last Sum
day. at Elk's Hall.
Geo. Lennon, of the firm of Lennon
\ Gibbons. gents furnishings, at Scv-
rntll and WabnSha streets. Joined the
Ancient Order of Iibcrnians last Sun
day.
Roht. a. Smith has been nominated
for city mayor Otto Bremen for treas
urrr. Louis BrtZ for comptroller.
MI and Mrs. Frank OMcara, of
1inmlinc. are in Chicago
Among those initiated into the An
cicnt Order of Ilibclnians last Sunday
were Joe I'crlcy. Joe Maloncy. Charles
Ncrvais, Charles Pcwtrrs and James
Fcclcy.
The following ticket WAS nominated
by the Democrats at the primary cleo
tion. last Tuesday: Mayor. Robert A.
Smith; controller. Louis Retz: trcasur-
or. Otto Bremen: municipal judges Will
liam Louis Kelly, Jr.. @. III. O'Ncill;
assembly. M. DorAn. .Jr.. Joseph
IIorris.~ Henry G. Haas John III.
1lcaly. George G. Lambert. Winn
Powers, Rudolph Schilnmnnn. Will
liam A. Van Slykc, Ell. Whitcomb;
aldermen. First ward. no candidate:
Second. William Il. K,lsclnnann: Third,
A. Dnhumist: Fourth. IT, j. Huber;
Fifth. Otto w. Rohnml; Sixth, M. ].
Morinrty; Seventh. 10 candidate;
Eighth, Matt HantZ: Ninth. ]. w. Hin
kinS: Tenth, T.. j. Dohner: Eleventh,
10 candidate: justices, John w. Clancy,
j. IT. Farrell; constablcs. John II.
lInuSc, Peter M,lnklolm.
Miss katherine Kelly. formerly of
ST. Paul, was seriously injured while
nlighting from street railway car in
Chicago about Il week ago She is Il
patient at st. Lukc's Hospital at Chi
clEO.
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1902-03-22

ly, and | have had sufficient personal
knowledge of the effects of his cure
for the liquor and morphine habits to
justify me in giving the same my I'M
qualified endorsement. 1 have no hest
tation in stating that the Murray Cure
will DO all flat is claimed for it, if
property taken. l sincerely hope that
many unfortunates will avail them
selves of the benefits which this speedy
cure can confer upon them. Respect
fully. j. NJ. CLEARY
Parish of the Immaculate Convention.
Minneapolis, March 1. 1898.
To Whom it May Concern:
] take pleasure in saying that L have
watched with great interest Il number
of the persons treated for the liquor
habit at the Murray Institute in this
city, and every ono of those who came
under my personal notice has been per-
manently cured and greatly benefited
by the treatment received. | feel I am
perfectly Sale III lnuOrSllG the Murray
Cure. MICHAEL MINTYRE.
Assistant Pastor. Church of the In
nacuate Conception.
Church of the immaculate Convention.
New Richmond. Wis. Aug. 30. 1890.
My Dear Mr.. Murray:
1t is with pleasure that lend NV
voice to sound the praises Of YOUR
Murray Cure" From personal obser-
Walton and from patients that advised
I" take your cure. | am certain that
the Murray Cure" is a blessing to I'M
1"rtunntcs and is calculated to promote
inc interest of Sohricty. I have seen
several practical Illustrations of what
YOUR cure has done and it is hut lust
That should commend the ''AIurray
Cure"
Wishing YOU the fullest measure of
success in your noble work and nav
ing the ho'ntcouS blessings of heaven
upon YOU ana your institute, yours.
with esteem and respect.
WN1. Il. DEGNAN.
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1902-03-22
Hibernians Attention !

Hyland's Mammoth Hibernian Song
ster is just out. 1t contains 500 choice
selected songs and has the words and
music of all the songs used in the de-
gree work Of the A. O. H. and also of
the Ladies' Auxiliary. 1t is, without
doubt, the finest and cheapest song
book ever published, contains 225
pages, and is for sale by the Irish
Standard at 25 cents per copy. Orders
sent outside the city require cents
additional for postage. Divisions of
the A. o. II. or Auxiliary wanting a
number of these books will be prompt
ly supplied by writing to this Office.
It is song book that will please and
delight every Irishman who is lover
of music, whether he belongs to the
A. o. II. or not. All orders will re-
ceive prompt attention.
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1902-03-22
VICTORY FOR ST. PAUL.
Hibernians Of That City Prove Invincible
In Recent Contest.

Clear the way for the Hibcrnians of
Ramsey county! The ten divisions of
the order in ST. Paul have landed
heavily at The top IN the grand contest
recently finished for lonors and prizes
to The divisions initiating the largest
number of new members for the three
months ending on ST. Patricks Day.
The state board OF officers and direc-
tors of the A. O. II. in December last,
offered to all divisions in the state Of
Minnesota, prizes to the value of $500,
the first prize being a round trip tick
ct to Denver, Col. for the largest in
crease in membership, and another
prize for the largest percentage of in
crease, besides many others. Though
no official announcement has yet been
made OF the result, II is believed that
the aggressive IIibcrnians OF st. Paul
have landed them all. Since the be-
ginning Of the contest, fully 700 new
members have been received into the
order in st. Paul alone. The climax
was reached Oh last Sunday afternoon
at Elk's Hall, in the SANITY City,
when before an audience of over
1000. upwards of 800 candidates were
initiated. Between the two divisions
OF No 4 and No. 8, the fight has been
fast and furious, and it is not known
Mt this writing which division has car
ricd off the capital prize ]. J. Regain
and his associate officers of division
No. were pitted against Robert J.
Clarke and his able lieutenants of
division No 8. Full particulars of
this most interesting contest will be
given as soon as received. In the
meantime, we lift our hats in admira-
ton to the St. Paul Hibernians. All
honor to them for the magnificent VIC
tory which they have won.
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1902-03-22

Margaret Shepherd, the2pseudo-nun.
was driven out of Memphis by the
mayor of that city, and failed to speak
in Nashville as advertised. She has a
poor field in the South for her mission
and may come North when the wealth
err gets warmer.
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1902-03-22

The Democrats in congress, in spite
of all Republican opposition. will ex
press sympathy with the Boer repub
lies, and demand that strict neutrality
be observed by the ro-British admins
tratiOn at Washington.
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1902-03-22

had written to Mr.. Murray. he might
have been led from "m0dcratiun" to
| tho full enjoyment Of n temperate life,
| FOR the founder Of the Murray Insti.
| tltc likes to give correspondents the
benefit of his extensive experience in
dealing with the drink and opium hab-
/ it's lie is in accord with the great
French surgeon who. when Napoleon
asked him to put some wounded sol
dicrs in Egypt to n speedy death. to
save them from Turkish torture. an
swcred: "My mission. sire. is to cure,
not to kill"
Mr.. Murray can point with pride to
testimonials from physicians MS well
ms from eminent persons in church and
state. Among the clerical endorse
mcnts in his records are the following,
which are clear and emphatic:
Rev. ]. NJ. Clcnry. President of the
Catholic Total Abstinence Union of
America, and pastor of the st. Charles
Church. after an investigation Of the
Murray Cure, wrote the following en-
dOrsement:
Catholic Total Abstinence Union of
America. Rev. James NJ. Clcary,
| President.
Minneapolis, MIMI, Feb. 10, 1903.
! To Whom it May Concern:
I know Mr. Edwin Murray. personal.
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1902-03-22

Handsome prayer books, pearl ros-
aries and other religious articles at
the Standard Catholic Book Store, 81
Fourth street s., second floor.
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1902-03-22
CITY NEWS
The telephone call of the Irish Standard
is 273. Twin City Co.
BRIEF MENTION

Catechisms for sale at the Standard
Catholic Book Store, 81 Fourth street
S., second floor.
The Kootenai herald. [volume] (Kootenai, Idaho) 1891-1904, 1902-02-21

to say what dresses the wardrobe of a
well-dressed woman should incluGe.
You know there is the yachting woman,
the hunting woman and many other
classes of good dressers, who have
styles of their own. Every woman
must be her own judge.
Il believe that Paris will always be
the leading city for fashionable dress
wearers. Fashions started there, and
believe that it will always keep in
the lead.
English women are just learning
how to dress. AS they have learned
from their American cousins, l will
take great interest while in this coun-
try in watching the American woman's
style.
1.-THE Boer war has greatly affected
the London woman tailor's trade. 1t
would be considered wicked in London
to-day for woman to buy an elaborate
wardrobe with all the suffering in evil
dence all about her The English wom-
an has forgotten dress for the time
being and is ministering to the poor
who have been most severely afflicted"
The Kootenai herald. [volume] (Kootenai, Idaho) 1891-1904, 1902-02-21
CHIlDLESS.

Tie west is as pink as baby's toes,
The stars from their coyerts peep;
Kissed by the white moth mods the rose:
The breezes are breathing, "Sleep."
The shadowy bat through the naples
fits;
The street is still and dim;
And there in her window my neighbor
sits,
Singing her cradle hymn.
l know those words that she gently
croons-
Do you wonder, forsooth, that l
Should shape my mouth to the mothers
tunes,
The flow Of lullaby?
l know, l knowl In my dreams full oft
Have l entered a dear, sweet land
And cuddled a body, dimpled, soft,
And fondled tiny hand.
Oh, God, my dwelling is bare and lone,
Though riches its walls invest;
Take all-and give for my very own
A watch DER wee ones rest,
Or show, pray, to my aching eyes
Why thou by thy will has wrought
That my heart should brim with its
lullabies,
My arms hold naught, hold naughtl
-Woman's Home Companion.
The Kootenai herald. [volume] (Kootenai, Idaho) 1891-1904, 1902-02-21

N HE United States army contains some of the best riders in the void and
a
excellent drill
privileges
The
in
its
in
shoulders 20 through all
the
o
the OF the wit
the
S in the
Troops from andGo
in
The Kootenai herald. [volume] (Kootenai, Idaho) 1891-1904, 1902-02-21

Length of Submarine Gables.
The aggregate length of the worlds
submarine cables is 1877 ,353,172 nauti-
cal mileS-
The Kootenai herald. [volume] (Kootenai, Idaho) 1891-1904, 1902-02-21
TWO THOUSAND Persisted
EARTHQUAKE AT sHAMAKA.
Mostly Women and Children Per-
fshcd-Worse Than First Reported
--Thirty-FOur Villages suffered
and 1000 Houses DestrOyed-VOl-
cnno in Active Eruption.

Baku. Russian Transcaucasia, Feb. Is.
"Details which arc slowly arriving at
Baku from Shamaka show that 2O0O per
sons, mostly women and children, persisted
as a result of the earthquake last week,
and that 1000 houses were destroyed.
Thrty-four villages of the country sur
rounding Shamaka also suffered.
To add to the terrors of the enighbor-
hood a volcano near the village Of Marasy,
eastward of Shamaka, has broken out into
active eruption. A great crevasse has
appeared, whence immense flames and
streams of lava are being thrown out.
The course of the river Ge1nchaika has
been altered in consequence OF its bed
being damned with earth which has been
disturbed by the earthquake.
Battalions Of guards and detachments
of soldiers with tents have been dispatch
ed to Shamaka aid in the work Of
rescue The Red Cross society is active
in alleviaing distress.
The Kootenai herald. [volume] (Kootenai, Idaho) 1891-1904, 1902-02-21
ENGLISH wOMAN'S TRIBUTE
70 AMERICAN WOMEN'S CLOTHES.

Lady "Algy" Gordon-Lennox is
known in King Edwards set as 1.-The
best dressed woman in England" but
she said while on a visit to this coun-
try recently. that the American woman
was the best-dressed woman in the
world. She said:
Il do not know how l received the
title Of the best dressed woman in En-
gland To my mind the American
women are the finest dressers In the
world. We in London can tell them
at a glance. They look well dressed,
because they look comfortable.
Comfort is the guide in the selec-
ton of the well-dressed womans ward
robe. The success Of the American
woman in the art of dressing is in the
primary question which she always
asks herself: VIII this become meY
She does not follow the fashion slavsh-
ly. as does her French rival, who trails
after the fashion year in and year out,
with no thought Of whether the gown
is becoming or not
Il am an advocate of the short skirt,
and have several in my steamer trunk,
which | will wear on long tramps out
IN Colorado. These tailOr-made skirts
have reVolutionized the rules Of dress
all over the world. 1t would be hard
The Kootenai herald. [volume] (Kootenai, Idaho) 1891-1904, 1902-02-21
A CURIO IN MONEY.

His Plea that He Didn't Know What
the 500 Bill Was Saved Him.
Found a whatY exclaimed the re-
corder at yesterdays police matinee
when an officer began to tell how the
prisoner, George McPharr a Darktown
citizen, found a 500 greenback bill
which belonged to Bill Curry. where
is that billT'
The bill with a big "C' in one corner
and 500 mark in the other was pass
ed over to the recorder.
Can l have a squint at that?" the
court clerk asked.
Would like to see it myself" re-
marked the fat policeman.
Il am going to suspend court five
minutes" announced Recorder Broyles,
Ito let everybody have a peep at the
curio."
Silently the 500 bill was passed
around.
Don't let it pass that newspaper re-
porter" called out the recorder 1T
may give him fit but he should not
let the opportunity of lifetime go by"
Now, George" the recorder said to.
the finder, the officer says you found
that fortune and knew it belonged to.
Bill Curry, and instead of giving it to.
the owner you tried to get it changed"
Il nebber knowed perzactly whut
hit wus, ledge Briles." explained the
prisoner. Il nebber seed sech ez dat
in mer bawn life berfOre.'
1T was Bills bill and probably came
from Billville," the recorder said.
"Such an act is liable to bill you for the
chain gang. There's many a man who
has been rolled into the pen upon such
billow. But l am going to let you
go this time, because | believe you
didn't really know what the thing
was"
Jest glib Bill de ole ting, ledge.
Briles," exclaimed George an de mex
time l finds de lax OBJ dat Ise gwine ter
let hit lay dar."
That's all right" said the recorder,
according to the Atlanta Constitution.
The billow won't toss you up this
time, for we all owe Bill our thanks
for having look at the financial curl
osity"
The Kootenai herald. [volume] (Kootenai, Idaho) 1891-1904, 1902-02-21
BRITISH wAsPs NOT DANGEROUS
Rarely Use Their Stings Save in Self
Defense.

Defense.
The common wasp, as a rule, keeps
its sting for self-defense. 1t will bite
a fly in two with its jaws If it gets in
its way on window pane, but it does
not use its sting even when trying to
rob a beehive, and tackled" by the
bees. The latter will push a wasp
away FIVE or six times, hustling him off
the footboard, without provoking it to
sting. But If bee endeavors to sting
the wasp, 1t then grapples with it and
stings back, killing or benumbing the
insect almost at once.
British wasps are fussy and eXcita-
BILE but not vicious, like many of the
Indian wild bees. However crowded
or uncomfortable they may be, they
very rarely quarrel with or sting each
other. as, for instance, when number
are on the same window pane, fretting
and anxious to get out Only when the
entrance to their nest is threatened do
they become actively aggressive, and
then as a rule the attack is not begun
till the person who excites their fear
interposes between them and the en-
trance to the nest. A setter dog was
noticed to turn and bite itself, whim-
perlng with pain, just as the party
were sitting down to shooting lunch
con by the side of a wood in Yorkshire,
says the London Spectator.
The dog. being tired, had lain down
on the hole Of wasp's nest, and FIVE
or six of the yellow insects were sting
ing it at once; but they did not touch
the persons sitting close by.