New-York tribune., 1902-07-19
THE TALK OF TIE DAY.

DO scotch whiskey and golf 90 together asks
The Dundee Advertiser" The question Is pat
because ol q remark that IL made oy The BRUSH
Consul Ia San Francisco as hc contefnplAtes ihe
marked increase IN the sale or scotch "hisA'y
within and around the Golden Gate. Some SAY
be obseryes u came into fashion with golt' This
IA surely q srieVous accusation 70 bring against
the royal AnG ancient game II has long oeen a
moot point In negro younE mems societies and oe-
batting AEsocia tons whether IN the schcine aho
.oale Of creation the ben preceded the egg or the
egg preceded the hen And here - a question IKE
unto Il. IL Whiskey the Inevitable consequent o.
golf or - golf OF the results of whisReyf
both are essentially Scotch The one Is consumed
bv. the other Is played by the sorF of Scotia The
one not infrcqusnty bcgets violent action, the
other IL productive OF EtrOnE language In both
the tendency is largely developed 20 use % the
dictionary Both have the essentially Scottish fac
uIty Of hndiug their way all over the world But
while these and many Ike things are 50. II IL stil
not entirely clear that sequent 20 the fashion
Of playing golf In California the golfers should
drink whlskey. any more than they should take
hales1rne parritch their breakfast, discuss the
king o. a the puddn' race 90 their dinner robe
themselves m the garb OF old Gaul az they pursue
the golf balls the platesus % the Sierra Nevada.
or keep the Sabbath and everything else they can
iay their hands on On the whole are inclined
10 think that Scotch whiskey there ste merits
and that, being there 81 will assert Itself. usual"
NJ LApine, Prefect Of Police. had an adventure
ct NillsIs Gotterets where he had had gone foI the
Alexandra Dumas centenary. head
paris police was nearly arrested In his capacity
of specially invited guest he was crossing the ne
tain Of the eendarmerie csushs him by the arm.
What arc you doing here?' he asked. Move
Rather taken aback NJ LApine replied. But
hsT a 's osp,s,ns wsstS rose he Secam. red IN ,h.
face and said What's that7 You've got some
~ ~ should think b.., so replied H,1o n IAPns why
Several notabilites came up 60 explain matters
and the cantain did not show his face asain during
well known and respected fireworks manufaot-
died recently In the North OF England. His
wife ordered expensive tombstone to he erected
In his memory She was much perturbed. for no
eptaph submitted to her did she consider suitable
After a prolonged and diligent search she discov-
cred she thought to DO appropriate the tomb
stone OF prominent musician I'm Manchester
cemetery. Now the memorial stone OF this
noted fireworks manufactures II Is stated that "He
has gone TO the place where his works arc
exceed."
The colonel's Advice-'-rug Wilson tells good
Folks" sort. whom he once met in Western Kansas.
THE colonel enthusiast on the irrigation
time tine noT He was SO positive in his theories and so
@R s day I % IN on
the office talking with several friends, Pink Bar
ana after ra shaking hal, 1a hands around turned 70 the
lying cose 10 Creek hS to Gr
gate. and would like to ask your advice about IT
E DAM the did dc hS SAID Pnk
and cut a ditch down across the land, but I
couldn't get rise enough Then would dam the
ditch t o sah G replied Piled the b G4gpe 3p b That's Just
the banks: what would you do about that?' What
would do?' snorted the colonel Il would damn the
hogs sahi I would damn the hogsv "-(Ozark
Mountain News
George ]. Charlton. general passenger agent OF
the Alton road. is in receipt of a novel recon-
mendaton, dated at Joliet. ILL.,: Five years ago I
used your road TO Joliet. and have never used any
hp for doeS pnf~ -,
but gives his number. His term is evidently not
yet expired.
Is It wise to eat more than egg at breakfast
A well known doctor has stated that a surfeit of
eggs has deterioratng effect on a mans moral
character. How can this be?
Such gluttony you fast will rue
Or so this doctor does insist;
A man who eats two
Becomes horrid egotist.
-(London Express
A whimsical and eccentric writer on various |
subjects asks why game birds. as well as song
BIRDS should not be protected every month I'm the
year. He says the feathers OF song birds faad |
vanity while the flesh of game birds feeds appetite
He would protect both. But only vegetarians or |
oddities of one kind another object to the eating
of game. Song birds give delight and are of little
use for food. Game birds furtive and elusive |
and friends of mankind. Is nothing to be killed |
for the sustenance OF the human race?
The Truth Out.-Clara (at the seaside)-Therer |
knew ii. He has proposed this evening" and she
has accepted
Dora.They are acting like other people; merely |
TITS on hind side before" '''
Eyes. A man can't kiss a girl under one of tbose
naa Lss IN