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Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1902-12-20

The reasonable assurance that Hon.
Joseph G. Cannon will be chosen speak
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1902-12-20

The reassembling of congress always
brings to the national capital a horde
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1902-06-05
improvements al EGser City.

a reporter for this paper while of
his rounds this morning dropped iH
at the mammoth business estub.
lishment o u. Eggcr, Familiarity
known to the buying public rs Fe-
ger City Upon entering the dfs
goods department Of this house W
were at once struck with the wou-
derful improv ements which have
been made there In the way OF dis
playing goods 10 the best advan-
tage. Everywhere were signs of
the skillful work of an artist. The
large tables loaded with goods have
been changed around so as to give
more floor space aud the entire
stock has been displayed in "a most
tasteful manner. In one Of the
rooms Of the second floor an elegant
department OF rugs, mattings, cur
tains and carpets has been opened
and samples of the various patterns
carried In stock are arranged with
great deal of care and skill. In
another room on the same floor was
splendid stock Of novelties, all ar
ranged with a view to convenience.
We were also shown through the
furniture department which IL
stocked with all the latest goods in
this line. The person to whom the
credit for all these improvements
belong Is Mr.. l.. Wechsler, young
man of more than ordinary ability
as an advertising artist, He IL a
writer of catchy ads and his work
as window trimmer Is exceedingly
good, as the windows of Mr.. Egger's
store clearly demonstrate. Dir.
Wechsler has been here about seven
weeks, coming from Shreveport
where he had charge of the adyer-
Using department Of large BUSH
ness establishment.
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1902-06-05

According to o New York dis
patch In the Dallas News The Tex
"a Cotton Product company, a re-
cent corporation formed TO take
over the business and properties Of
the American Cotton company In
Texas, is extending its plants to
cover twenty-one additional points
in Texas at an aggregate cost of
S375, 900, exclusive of presses. The
largest Of these will be located in
Waxahachie and will have W o
round lap bale double presses, ended
by two batteries of four seventy
saw gins each and daily capacity
OF two hundred bales. The plant
here viii be of the most modern
construction, including standard au-
tomato sprinkler equipment for the
prevention of fire. A force of car
penters is now at work on the plant
and twill be ready for operation by
September ].
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1902-06-05

Rev. 4. @. Kirkes came In this
morning from CorsIcana.
Hon. +. j. Cole has returned from
Ardmore.
Misses Margaret and Byrde Bull
lard are on an extended visit to re-
1atives in Arizona and California.
Mrs. Henry Anderson and sister,
Miss Curtiss, went to Fort Worth
this moring to visit friends and re-
Iatiyes.
Rev. Horace Bishop left this
morning for Claude, Armstrong
county, on a trip connected with the
missionary department of the
church.
T. ] Bullard and Clint Spalding
left this morning for the San Saba
country on a fishing and hunting
trip.
Mrs. w. J. Buie returned last
night from Wolfe City where she
had been to attend her sister. She
reports her sister very much i'm
proved.
A. r. Atkinson, division passen-
ger agent of the Central, was here
today from Corsicana. Mrs. At
kinson went through to Fort Worth
to visit friends and will return
here tonight for a short visit.
/ Miss Mary Hill, of Comanche,
who has been attending school at
Trinity University, spent last night
in the city with her cousin, Mrs. j.
I w. Craig. She returned home this
morning.
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1902-06-05
1903 Calendars.

We have a complete line of the
handsOmest calendars ever shown
in Waxahachie. All the printing
and stitching will be done in our Of
fee. We will meet the prices Of
any outside calendar house, and
equal them in quality and beauty Of
designs. Why not give your home
printer the benefit Of your calendar
trade, all things being equal? Let
US call, show samples and quote
prices. THE ENTERPRISE.
Phone l4S.
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1902-06-05

The fl rst issue OF the TeXa,
Church Helper from Waxahsehle
was sent out today. Ii Is IA clean
little eight-page paper and shows
much improven ent over the Fort
Worth publication, both mechani
cally and edItoriallg.
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1902-06-05
Monday, June End

Professor N9pfnder haA sent out some graduates
from Waco. who are meeting With klfenutd sue
cess. he regular tuition fee II ssA.0H, hat ths
Professor nov offers great iuducement. Ali Nho
course ~ instructions Tor
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1902-06-05
Was Wasting Away.

The following letter from Robert
H. Watts, of Salem, Mo-, is in
structive: II have been troubled
with kidney disease for the last five
years. / lost flesh and never felt
well and doctored with leading ply
sicians and tried all remedies sug-
gested without relief. Finally |
tried Foley's Kidney Cure and less
than two bottles completely cured
me and now 4 am sound and we'll"
Sold by b. w. Fearis.
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1902-06-05
Saved From an Awful Fate.

Everybody said l had consump-
ton, +" writes Mrs. A. NJ -. Shields, of
Chambersburg, Pa, 81 was SO low
after six months of severe sickness,
caused by hay fever and asthma,
that few thought | could get well,
but / learned of the marvellous mer-
it Of DR.. Kings New Discovery for
Consumption, used it, and was com
pletely cured" For desperate
throat and lung diseases it is the
safest cure in the world, and is in
fallible for coughs, colds and bron-
chial affections. Guaranteed bot
ties soc and $1.00. Trial bottles free
at Herring-Sparks Drug Co.
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1902-06-05
Interesting to Asthma Sufferers

HUI TaNFIIs7 % EN7'"''FE''7
Daniel Bante, of Otterville, Iowa,
writes, II have had asthma for
three or four years and have tried
about all the cough and asthma cures
in the mark ct and have received treat
ment from physicians in New York
and other cities, but got very little
benefit until | tried Foley's Honey
and Tar which gave me immediate
relief and / will never be without 1t
in my house. | sincerely recon-
mend it to ALL Sold by b. w.
Eparis
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1902-06-05
Twentieth Century Medicine

Cascarets Candy Cathartic are as
far ahead of ancient pill poisons and
liquid physic as the electric light Of
the taliow candle Genuine stamped
c. c. G. Never sold in bulk. All
druggists, Ioc.
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1902-06-05
THE LONG 1 SHORT or IT

Aunt Lucindy party tonight.
Are You doing your part toward
securing the I. d @. n?
Just be patient. The street sprink-
| Ter will be out again in q day or two.
waxahachie has been in the hands
of the congressional delegates to-
day.
Aunt Lueindy Rainwater will en-
terrain you tonight at g. G. New
toms residence.
The knights of Pythias elect Of
fcers tonight. All members re-
quested to be on hand.
Waxahachie cannot afford to wait
for things. to come to her. They
wont come. They must be fetched.
Henry Martin has been quite sick
for two. or three days, but he was
reported some better this morning.
Advantage was taken Of the break
down in the pumping station 10
clean out the stand pipe yesterday.
Aunt Lucindy Rainwater viii
have her party at the home Of G.. &.
Newton tonight, You are invited
to attend.
Jas. Simmons, Joe Patterson, Joe
Brown, Amos Bird and ]. =. Her
ring were at the city lake of Ennis
last night on a fishing trip.
Aunt Lucindy Rainwater extends
to one and all a cordial invitation te
attend her party at the residence of
G.. c. Newton tonight.
Several young people who have
been attending school at Trinity
University from Ellis county ar
rived home this morning,
Little Miss Ottie Jennings will
entertain some of her young friends
from five to seven o'clock this af-
ternoon with birthday party.
The Knights of Pythias picnic
on June 10 two mites south OF Ter
rell promises To be grand affair.
See program elsewhere in this pa
per.
Uncle John Piper, an old settler
Of Ellis county, died yesterday al
his home near Avalon. His re-
mains were inferred this afternoon
at Italy, Mr.. Piper had been sick
several months.
Houston turned down the PROPOSE
ton to raise Sl5, coo to secure anoth.
err extension Of the ]. d G. \. into
that city Dallas has accepted the
proposition 10 raise about SJ1,80o
for the road. Which city shall
Waxahaehie imitate2
A band of mu sicians was ont ser
enading In certain part Of town
last night. One Of the houses visit
ed has been vacant some time. The
inhabitants Of that ueienborhoOd
who were not serenaded are puzzled
TO know whether the joke is on them
or on the serenaders,
The first issue OF the Texa,
Church Helper from WaxahsehIe
was sent out today Ii Is clean
little eight-page paper and shows
much improven ent over the Fort
Worth qualifications, both mechani-
calIy and edItorisllg.
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1902-06-05

Chronic bronchial troubles and
summer coughs can be quickly re-
lieved and cured by Foley's Honey
and Tar. Sold by u. w. Fearis.
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1902-06-05
Weather Indications.

Tonight and Friday partly
cloudy to cloudy weather.
s. e. SHELLITO. Observer.
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1902-06-05

No good health unless the kidneys
are sound. Foley's Kidney Cure
makes the kidneys right. Sold by
h. w. Fearis
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1902-06-05

On the first indication of kidney
troubles, stop it by taking Foley's
Kidney Cure. Sold by b. w. Fearis
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1902-06-05
DON'T E; 1 ss!1. = !. J ss e

You can b cared Of any form of tobacco uslag
new life and yigor By taxing N1~T0. FAC.
that makes weak xaeu strong Many gain
ten pounds in ten days. Over @A@s 000
cured. All druggists. Cure guaranteed. Book.
REMEDY CO. Chicago OF REV Yefk. 81
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1902-06-05

Educate Tour Bowels With Cascarets.
Candy Cathartic, cure constipation forever.
l0c, csc. IfC.C. C. fail, druggists refund money.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1902-01-14
ADJUSTMENTS.

There will probably be crowded
house at the Grand tonight. Gorton's
Minstrels are old favorites here. The
performance is unique in several par
ticulars, inasmuch as the OVERRIDING of
burnt cork and the working over Of tired
bewhiskered jokes are conspicuOusly abb
sent. To counter balance for this well
come omissions, the company introduce
a splendid Gold Sextette and quartette
that cannot be heard too often to suit
the most exacting audience The dane
ing specialties and musical artists are
exceptionally clever and of a high grade
and done with a dash and spirit that is
really delightful. An evening OF Minis
trelsy so unlike all others, is an evening
that no lover of music and song should
miss. Look for the.great band concert
at noon. Finest of any in America.
Price %, 90 and rs
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1902-01-14
Brain Food Nonsense

Another ridiculous food fad has been
branded by the most competent authori-
ties. They have dispelled the silly
notion that one kind of food is needed
for brain, another for muscles, and
still another for bones. A correct diet
will not only nOurish a particular part
of the body, but it will sustain every
other part Yet however good your
food may be, its nutriment is destroyed
by indigestion or dyspepsia. You must
prepare for their appearance or prevent
their coming by taking regular doses Of
Greens August Flower, the favorite
medicine of the healthy millions. A
few doses aids digestion, stimulates the
liver to healthy action, purifies the blood,
and makes you feel bouyant and vigor-
Gus. You can get DR.. G. G. Green
reliable remedies at w. T. Brooks.
Get Green's Special Almanac.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1902-01-14
HOW's This!

We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward
for any case Of Catarrh that cannot be
cured by Halls Catarrh Cure.
F.J.CHEENEY 500, Props Toledo, o.
We the undersigned, have known f.
J. Cheney for the last Is years, and
believe him perfectly honorable in all
business transactions and financially
able to carry out any obligations made
by their firm.
WEST g TRUAx, Wholesale Druggists,
Toledo, Ohio.
WALDING, KEENAN, g MARVIN. Whole
sale Druggists, Toledo, Ohio.
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken utter
nally, acting directly upon the blood
and mucous surfaces Of the system
Price, Zoe, per bottle. Sold By all
Druggists Testimonials free.
Halls Family Pills are the best.
1jan1mo)
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1902-01-14
To Provide Small Coin.

According to Representative Hill, of
Connecticut, the demand for subsidiary
coin is increasing at such rate that with
in year the supply in the Treasury will
be exhausted. The present limit at which
dimes, quarters and halves may be coined
Is 500, 600, 900 a year. In order to obvi-
ate any shortage in subsidiary coin Mr..
Hill would stop the further coinage of
silver dollars and make up for the loss by
taking the limit off subsidiary coinage.
He is confident this will be done, and
therefore he has introduced bill for that
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1902-01-14
AProftable Investment.

II was troubled for about seven years
with nay stomach and in bed half my
time,", says E. Demick, Somerville, Ind.
Il spent about 81 900 and never could
get anything to help me until, / tried
Kodol Dyspepsia Cure. have taken
few bottles and am entirely we'll" You
don't live by what you eat, but by what
you digest ana assimilate. If your
stomach doesn't digest your food you
are really starving. Kodol Dyspepsia
Cure does the stomach's work by digest
ing the food. You don't have to diet.
Eat all you want. Kodol Dyspepsia
Cure cures all stomach troubles VT
Brooks.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1902-01-14
JANUARY X. 1902


at 10 O'Clock sharp:
l Combined Mare, in foal to Glen
Brook;
l Harrison Chief Mare, in foal to jack /;
Saddle Mare, eligible to registry, in
foal;
2-year-old Filly, by Kentucky Squir-
rel;
l 2-year-old Filly, by Cromwell
Eagle;
l 2-year-Old Filly. by Young jim;
2 Extra Jacks, one 4 in Spring and
other 2 in Spring-the 4-year-old is well
broke in ever particular;
5 Jennets, 2 with colts, all in foal;
Good Work Mules;
6 Shorthorn Cows, in calf. and l
ShOrthOrn Bull;
6 Jersey Cows, giving milk, and in
calf;
Yearling Steers, extra good;
Yearling Heifers;
Weanling Calves;
% Extra COtswOol Ewes, bred;
% Stock Hogs and Brood Sows;
All implements us--d on well-regu-
lated farm.
Plush Parlor Set, Extension Table,
Couch, and other household effects,
Poultry, etc.
Terms made known on day Of sale.
GEO. A. HILL.
A. T. FORSYTH. Auct.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1902-01-14
"GOod-bye, Uncle TOm.''

The Lexington Chapter of the United
Daughters Of the Confederacy has pre-
pared a petition to the manager Of the
Lexington Opera House asking that in
future he refrain from booking "Uncle
Toms Cabin"
In reply to the request, Manager Scott
addressed the following note to the
ladies:
Copy Of your resolutions in reference
to "Uncle TOMS Cabin" received. Re-
plying to same, have only to cay 1.-THE
war has been over about S6 years" Very
respectfully yours, CHAs. SCOTT.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1902-01-14
NOTICE..

Bourbon County Court: In the mat
ter of the assignment of J. D. Butler.
Notice is hereby given that the under
signed, having long since paid off all of
the Indebtedness Of the assignor, J. d.
Butler, and having long since made a
settlement Of his accounts as assignee in
the Bourbon County Court. will on
Thursday, January 90th, 1902, move the
Bourbon County Court to discharge him
from the trust imposed upon him by
the deed Of assignment, and to release
him from all liability on account
thereof. LANE BUTLER.
3jan4t-eOt Assignee of J. D. Butler.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1902-01-14
The BurlingtOn's New Fast Den
yer Train.

Its Nebraska-C Colorado Express, I"
now leaves st. Louis 2:15 p. m, arrives
at Denver 3:15 p. IN. next day-three
hours quicker
Travellers arriving at ST. Louis in the
morning have half day for business or
visiting in the Worlds Fair City; at
3:15 p. m next day they are in Denver
with the afternoon in the city, before
leaving for the Coast via Scenic Colo
RADIO. No other through train to Den
yer offers such a remarkably convenient
schedule.
The Burlington's other Denver train
leaves st. Louis at 9p. m
Personally conducted California Elk
cursions from ST. Louis every Wednes-
day night III through tourist sleepers
via Scenic Colorado.
TO THE NORTHWEST.
1.-The Burlington-NOrthern Pacific
Express" IS the great daily through
train to ST.. Louis and Kansas CITY to
Montana, Washington. Tacoma, Seattle,
Portland.
TO TIE WEST.
The Burlington runs The best equipped
trains to Kansas City, st. Joseph.
Omaha, st. Paul, Minneapolis. Denver
Write us of your proposed trip and
let us advise you the least cost, send you
printed matter, free, etc
w. M Shaw, D. P. A., COG Vine
street. Cincinnati, 0.
L. w. Wakeley, Gen'l Pass'r Agent,
st. Louis, No.
H oward Elliott, General Manager,
st. Louis Mo.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1902-01-14

THE Rough Riders can't shake off the
habit Of attracting public attention.
One of them, who was agent for the
Armour Packing Co.'s branch at Eure-
ka Springs, Ark, skipped with all the
available cash the other day.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1902-01-14
Reliable and Gentle.

GA pills a pill, says the saw. But
there are pills aud pills. You want a
pill which is certain, thorough and
gentle. Mustn't grippe. DeWitt's Lit
tie Early Risers fill the bill. Purely
vegetable. Do not force but assist the
bowels to act. Strengthen and invigor-
ate. Small and easy to take. w. T.
Brooks.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1902-01-14
New Firm.

Having bought the business interest
IN the Grocery of Mr.. Newton
Mitchell, we take this method of
announcing the fact to the people of
Bourbon, and assuring them that our
every effort shall be to serve them as
Mr.. Mitchell has, done in the past.
We earnestly sblicit a continuance of
your kind patronage, and are confident
that we will please you, not only in
prices and quantity of goods, but prompt
and appreciative attention to your or
d6Fs respectfully,
J. w. SPEARS,
H. /. BRENT.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1902-01-14

James Hicks, prominent iron manu-
facturer of Cincinnati, died in the Wal
dorf-Astoria Hotel. in New York, of
blood poisoning He went to that city
a week ago. a few days later he was
licking an envelope, when the sharp
edge of the paper cut his lip, and blood
poisoning set in.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1902-01-14
Don't Live Together.

Constipation and health never 60 to-
gether. Dewitt S Little Early Risers
promote easy action of the bowels with
out distress. Il have been troubled
with costiveness nine years." says j.
0. Greene, Depauw, Ind 81 have tried
many remedies but Little Early Risers
give best results. w. L. Brooks.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1902-01-14

MUCH rot is being written under the
guise of criticism of the Democrats in
Congress. The only fault we have to
find with the Democrats in Congress is
that there are not enough of them, and
that fault is likely to be remedied at
this years elections.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1902-01-14

Col. WIN. LEWIS WASHINGTON, a
great great granddaughter of General
George Washington, is dead in Phila-
delphia. He was native of Nashville
and will be buried there.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1902-01-14

You should know that Foley's Honey
aud Tar Is absolutely the best for all
diseases of the throat and lungs. Dealers
ore authorized 70 guarantee il to give
satisfaction. Clark q Kenney.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1902-01-14

WHEN Uncle Sam gets through the
job of threshing the Fihpinos and John
Bull the Beers, certainly the millenum
Will be near at hand.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1902-01-14

TEE VIII of William G. Birsell, a
wealthy resident of Humboldt, Neb.,
who LETT all his money to be used in
fighting Masonry and other secret or
ders, has been sustained, the court re-
jecting the insanity theory set up by
the heirs.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1902-01-14

AN Ohio woman bit her husbands
finger off in dream. 1t may yet reach
the point where Ohio men will be forced
60 muzzle their wives.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1902-01-14

THE Commercial Tribune has raised
about $500 for the Powers defense fund.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1902-01-14

Frank Treadwell. Bennett, Ia, was
troubled with kidney disease for two
years. He writes: II had taken several
kinds Of kidney remedies, but with little
benefit. Finally l tried Foley's Kidney
Cure and one dollar bottle cured me. :"
CLARK & Kenney.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1902-01-14

NiRs. MCKINLEY was granted free use
of the United States postal service by
unanimous vote in the House.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1902-01-14

Mr.. ROOSEVELT is sowing crop of
anti-seed that cannot fail in due time
to produce a crop of thistles in his path
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1902-01-14

Lebanon Junction, with a population
of nearly 1000, has not single negro
or muIatto living within its corporate
limits
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1902-01-14
STOCK AND CROP.

James We'll has purchased $50 acres in
Madison county.
James L. Dodge, of this county, sold to
Herbert Gray for Thomas w. Lawson, of
Boston, the trotting mare, Lucy May,
trial 2:Io, by Oakland Baron, dam Katie
Clay. The mare, with three others, re-
Gently sold to Lawson, were shipped on
Saturday.
Auctionoor Fols5fG reports renting
200 acres, 30 to be cultivated, for Brice
Steele to Vim. Linnehan for $1,226. %.
Also for DR.. j. M. Woodford house and
80 acres near Spears Mill to John Estes
for $500.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1902-01-14

Western Kentucky got most of the
Offices in the legislature, but the Blue
Grass does not begrudge them.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1902-01-14

Dr. q j. Bishop, Agnew. Mich, SAYS:
81 have used Foley's Honey aud Tar in
three sew ne cases Of pneumonia with
good results Ia every ase" Beware of
substitutes. CLARK e Kenuey.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1902-01-14

Makes Weak Women Strong.
l have taken your Remick's Pepsin
Blood Tonic. 1 know it is the best Tonic
ever made 1t viii make every weak
women ftroug C mot praise it
enough, writes Mr. . D. Pickering.
Olney, III. For sale by w. T. Brooks.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1902-01-14

A mans ingenuity doesn't get him out
Of half the trouble it gets him into.