The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1902-02-28
{: JOHN JONES,
!: Barber. No. - West -- street.
: Everything clean. Fresh towels to
: every customer.
!: Duluth, Minnesota. United States.

Everything clean Fresh towels to
every customer
Duluth, Minnesota. United States.
Newitt-'Yes. old Gocdman's three
boys are bad lot. Two Of them, 1T
least, ought to be in jail
Brown - Some redseming quality
Newitt-"YeS. he's already therc"-
Catholic Standard and Times.
An will l never be released?' yelled
the imprisoned heroine, beating her fair
white hands wildly against the bars of
her window, while from behind the
scenes could be heard the hoarse chuckle
of the villain.
Many in the audience were seen TO ap-
ply their haldkerchiefs to their eyes.
Her prayers for release rose again
upon the still air, and lost themselves in
the echoing flies above.
Either git a habbyus corpus. leddy.'
shouted IL friend from the gallery, ''er
walk out over de footlights..''
And the curtain came down With Il
whizz.-Baltimore American.
Discrect-Jay-"Yes sir: when l was
in New York :: sharper robbed me Of
Fifty dollars" Hay-"Why didn't you
call a policeman? Jay-:Wcll. |
thought fifty dollars was enough. Phil
adelphil Press.
Yes. jones struggled along with his
tnrc plays and melodramas, but they
w""ldn' It ia Ike. Now he has a wonder-;l
ltcnld-beater
You don't say, What's the plot?
II dont know. but the play ends in the
The lindsay, what are you giving
mr?'
"Straight goods. The idea is to fool the
people who always begin putting on their
wraps before the curtain falls.''-Balti-
more News.
Il want good foot rule said the,
customer, who was looking for the hard
Don't wear tight Shoes" replied the
facetious new f1oorwalker.-Phi Philadelphia
Press.
\ group of men prominent in the finan-
cial world were talking in the Lawyers
club last week about getting on the
warm side of Russell Sage, when Il
prominent operator said:
We'll. it's my opinion that the mau
who gets on the warm side of Uncle
Russell will want fur-lined overcoat
and earlaDs, and then he's likely to be
frost-bitten. New York Times.
Doubtless She Was-NIrs. Browne
And who is the president of your club
now. Mrs. Malaprop?' Mrs Malaprop
Wroudly)-"l am the present incunl-
D"rtor-"Hou must give up drinking
Mr.. Slck1y-'1 never touch a drop"
Doctor-"A And stop smoking
Mr.. Sickly-"I don't smoke
DOctor-"Hum0h. that's bad. Ii YOU
haven't anything to- give up I'm afraid
| can't do much for you. -Tit-Bits.
\ London school teacher received the
following letter from the father Of one
of her pupils: Dear Teacher: Please ex-
cuse Fritz from staying home. He had
the measles to oblige his father"
Teacher-"What zone is this in which
we liye!''
Johnny-''Temp'rat
Teacher Correct. Now. what is
meant by temperate zone?"
:)ohnny."1t's place where it's freez-
mer" -philadelphia Press.
find out a mans real disposition take
him when he's wet and hungry. If he
is amiable then, dry him and fill him up
and you have an angel"
Rusty--''Where'd We git de quarterly
Dusty-'l struck up an acquaintance wild
trained dog wot was goin' to tho
bakery fer two bits worth of bread,''-
indianapolis Sun.
Collapsed Building. - "Kape alive,
Mike! We're rescuin' ye.' Voice from
the debris-''Is big Clancy Oh there, wild
ye:" Sure he is Asst him wud he
be so kind as t step aft the rooms. I've
enough on top av me widout him.
Brooklyn Life
Mr.. Buggins-"Fifty dollars for
Mrs. Buggins-" Well the crime is on
my own head."-Philadelph Record.
Frederic Villers, the well-known war
artist and correspondent, declares he
saw the following sign in a prominent
hotel in an Australian town where wa
ter was scarce: "Please don't use soaD
when washing, as the water is required
for tea"
Mnister--"Yes: children, we all have
besetting sins. So have I, like the rest,
Now, what do YOU suppose is my beset-
ting sin?' Bright Boy-'Talking.''
--.-:O:-
''What in the wide and watery world
are the mernaids baking Dretzels for?'
asked Neptune. THE girls are going
to the launching of the Emperors yacht,
and will wear 'em for breastpins," re-
piled Davy Jones.-New York Marine
Journal.
A Bad Mistake.-Hewitt-" How did
YOU get your German friend down on
your levitt gave him French
1t is related that once, when a captain
in the army was cornered by the enemy.
he addressed his men as follows: INV
men, fight like demons until your powder
gives out. then run. I'm a little lame.
I'll start now"