The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1902-02-18
OUTLINES OF OKLAHOMA.

Il he lives. Dennis Flynn VIII be one Of
The FIRST TWO senators from the STAKE OF
Oklahoma.
The Waukomis Hornet relates the case
OF a man who subscribed fer the Hornet
while sober and discontinued It while
drunk.
Guthrie is probably getting into bigger
boom that she has any idea Of. Three
railroads in year IS liable 70 stir
things.
Guthrie IS to have some outside aadi-
tons itself in the near future The big
money Is in outside additions IN a grow
ing town.
Those miners down in the Wichita
mountains have a hard tire. one vas ar
rested the other day for killing a farm
ers steer.
Cyrus Townsend Brady says that nearly
everybody in Oklahoma has written him
a letter roasting him for locating Guthrie
in the Strip.
The CARRIER Sentinel claims that this IS
what the barking dog says az night: Il
am well and hope these few barks VIII
find you enjoying the same blessing"
An oil painting il New York City the
other day sold for $1,000. and an Okla
homa paper remarks that the Standard
Oil company is getting a tighter cinch
every day.
Judge Ruseller is now comfortably sit
uated at Ava AS soon as the boys
found that he came to town with a croc-
ocile skin valise and not d carpet bag,
they made up to him.
4 piece OF bread has been digged up in
Arizona which is over a thousand years
old. This leads the Guthrie Capital to
remarks that it has known biscuits that
could last longer than that.
That Osags Indian who. in writing a
letter. says. 1T is not climate or civili-
zation that is killing my people; il is the
bondage Of ignorance ard whisky" is
putting arrows into the gold center.
Waukomis Hornet: There isn't q sin
gle important point IT. Oklahoma, from
hamlet TO metropolis. that isn't within
telephone touch with the entire civilized
world, ard with several points in Ar
kansaw."
The Pawhuska Journal declares that
you may sing Glory TO His Name until
your tongue trays al the end like a buck
towel famed by a Kansas zephyr; repeat
the Lay me Down 10 Sleep until YOU
have bunions on your knees the size OF
q Nebraska citrCn, brit your height will
be measured by the shadow cast and
more consideration and weight given 20
what you DO than what you say
y
makes this frank announcement: Il have
got to the point where I must have
money, and that quick. Any who are
owing me win do me a great favor by
paying me, either with cash or a good
note that the bank can use. Owing TO
the loss of the corn crop and the dry
weather, and the failures OF the last
thirty days in Oklahoma, all OF the whole
sale houses are getting uneasy. and are
81 fFr
either nave the money or take the
goods
The Pawhuska Journal is in bad way
over the visit of Prince Henry. Listen
10 It: Observation-Disclosures ee-le-gee-le
jun, break away. hats of; 10 and behold
the swell a rink-tum of swelidom' now
approaches; common people and wage
earners will please sing "saur kraUt an
thems" and '.pig-feet lullabys." Mr..
Hitchcock viii please give up his box
for the "gush goo" will soon be before
us in all his original grandeur and
beauty. Talk about the American people
not being hero worshipers; talk about
them not breaking a 'gallus" to get 10
pick up few scattering crums that may
fan from the table of a Goldfish arts
tocrat," ''huIly gee" all hail the
prints fast; 20 into solitary conhne-
rnent; dance the great "Oh. If were only
him." let me but pay homage TO him by
kissing his pedal extremities: let me but
look upon his claw-hammer coat; let me
but read of his expensive gifts which
he intends giving 10 the poor and needy;
let me but DO anything TO please the
swell guys" and "moguls' of bank
ruptcy addition" IN their attempt 20 en-
terrain 'Pwyance Henary." The Ameri-
can people should rise up on one elbow,
and as of one voice shout rodents-iOts OF
them and great big ones