The Globe-republican., 1902-03-20

2&2&V the cares OIL once ne
@>V complained that people
~ thought that when a man
was elected to the upper
house in congress his cares and
trials were over for six years sen
ator Fairbanks, who is tall and SOM
her. Joined the group at this point in
the western mans dissertation and
wicked bleam came into Heitfeld s
eye.
there's Fairbanks, one of the richest
and incest republicans in the senate |
Well, in the last week his nIl1on-ooi-
lar factory at Springfield, O., burned
his small son shot a boy companion
while they were playing with a dlon L
know-it-was-loaded rife, he has gwen
a dinner or gone out to one every nlght
and Beveridge has been appolhueo
member of the steering committee
All of HeitfeId's auditors laughed ex-
cept Mr. Fairbanks His pohtcal ami
mostly to Senator Beveridge is 50 wen
known in Washington that the other
senators regard as a joke every utter
ance that couples the names Oh Cne 1"o
Indiana statesmen
II is well known that all the serv-
ants in Washington are colored and
that it is impossible to procure WIZ ~
help. The wife of a western senator
had uarVeled at this mystery ever
since she had lived in Washington,
but she thinks that she has solved 1t
now. Recently she was invited oy
Director Merriam to visit the census
Office. She accepted the invitation and
Mr.. Merriam conducted her through
the various sections of the big build
ing. Finally he took her to the room
where hundreds of young women are
employed running punching machines
and writing in large Iedgers- She
swept her eyes over the vast room
and then in voice audible to several
hundred of the clerks said:
Its no wonder that white COOKS
Washington
Mr. Merriam led her out of the room
in time to avoid a riot but when he1
husband comes up for reelection there
will be a lot OF young women DuSS
with pencil and ink furnishing rea
sons why he should be defeated Ih'
census employees were appointed IRON
4he various states and although eaci
passed an examination each also IS o
sufficient political Importance to IN
terest a congressman or a senator il
her behalf
While the president and Mrs
Roosevelt We're in GrotoH ATTENDING
Theodore junior during his critical Ill
ness the other Roosevelt children ha
the run OF the white house MIS-
Alice Roosevelt and her aunt, Miss Ca
rev, were there to hold them in, bu
were not very successful Bright an
early on the morning the presiden
started for Groton Archibald appeare
in the public reception room and ar
nOunced to the white mouse emplOye
that if they would accompany him
the red room he would show thel
how Kubelik acted the day he gave
recital at the white house No or
accepted the invitation, but shOrtl
grom the red room came series
che most fearful crashes ever give
cut by a tortured piano When Pincl
eey reached the spot he found Arch
using a tennis racket for violin ar
at the same time bringing forth anna
ing sounds from the piano with suS
portions Of his anatomy as We're avai
able for pounding the keys. ShOr
Iy afterward Kermit demanded of a
sistant Secretary Loeb that the hors
be ordered out so that he could hit
them to his fire engine
Senator McEnery was HeutenaT
governor of mis- state in 1879. and
tAe death of Gov. Witte became go
G-nor- He was elected governor f