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The Paducah sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1898-1906, 1902-11-21

Prosecuting Attorney Jesse Gilbert
will soon be singing to his job, Good
bye, Dolly. Must Leave You"
The Paducah sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1898-1906, 1902-11-21

need is a good spanking, and they will
soon learn TO be good.
The Paducah sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1898-1906, 1902-11-21
FRIDAY, NOV. 81, 1909.
DAILY THOUGHT.

Happiness, beauty, content-these
things are beyond the incidents Of con-
ditions and people and events,-Con-
tributed. "a - 90
The Paducah sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1898-1906, 1902-11-21

ws1lsend you little to Try fyou Ike.
SCOTT & BOVINE, 49, Pearl street, New York
The Tucson citizen., 1902-06-09
n,a4reu. Kinds of Feet.

As TO national characteristics in feet,
II may be said that the French foot
is narrow and long. The Spanish foot
is small and elegantly curved-thauks
TO it's Moorish bIood-correspoDding to
the Castilian's pride of being high in
the insiep." The Arabs foot is pro
verbal for It's high arch. The Koran
xays that a stream Of water can run
under the true Arabs foot without
touching II. The foot OF the Scotch
is high and thick. that OF the Irish fai
and square, the English short and
feshy. when Athens was in her re
NTH. the Greek foot was the most per
fecity formed and exacHly proportion
I'd Of that OF any Of the human race
ewedes. Norwegians and Germans
have the largest feet, Americans the
smallest. Russian toes are "webbed
Ia the frs, joint. TartHrian toes are
all the - me length.
The Tucson citizen., 1902-06-09
The Joke VIII Turn.

Chnuncey NJ. Depew and Samuel L
Clemens, the humorist, were crossing
the ocean on the same steamer. One
evening after dinner ii was suggested
that, following the time honored Gus
tom in the United States the diners
make speeches. Mr.. Clemens made n
: characteristic address, such as might
have been expected from one whose
writings are so well known under the
nom dc plume Of Mark Twain.
1T was understood" said Senator
Depew when called upon to speak.
that Mr. Clemens and | should write
out our speeches for this occasion in
advance and then exchange manu-.
scripts. We have done so, but regret
to say that have forgotten Mr.. Glen.
ems speech"
The senator then took bis scat. His
auditors rOared in appreciation Of the
Joke.
The next day an Englishman met Mr..
Clemens on deck.
Il say" he remarked. IL have always
heard that Senator Depew was remark
ably clever, but what wrctched drivel
Of his that was which you were obliged
10 rccte last night New York Uer.
aid
The Tucson citizen., 1902-06-09
HFnMnhIlmRM.

For the humanity OF parents let II be
said also that the police records show
the percentage Of foundlings increases
IN summer and decreases as regularly
with the oncomiDg of winter. II is an
other interesting fact that hard times
mean more foundlings, and this may
lie taken as corroboration Of the the
ory OF one Of the oldest and most hu-
name captains In the police depart
ment, who would never believe that
any infant was abandoned except for
the reason that there were already too
many mouths in the house TO feed.
This particular police captain would
look at the founding when the patrol.
man brought II In from his post, grunt
and then say: Get ii TO the hospital
quick. They can afford to feed il
there: There's too many mouths " the
house where that came from-God for
give en-" Bu. Ia Ia. IBIS Charitable view
the Old police captain is not supported
by many u his fellows Ainslees.
The Tucson citizen., 1902-06-09

EFFECTIVE AT oNCE-The Illin
ole Central railroad viii put in new
fast schedule on their Omaha and Chi
cago line, whereby train No. will be
cut down one hour. It will leave
Omaha at 7:45 p. m. daily via Fort
Dodge, Waterloo, Dubuque Freeport
and Rockford, arriving iu Chicago ct
$50 .. m. next day. Train 20. 4 will
be m made daylight train leaving Omaha
at q. m. via the came route as above,
reaching Chicago st 9:45 p. m. same
day. These two trains also carry
through equipment between Omaha and
a. Paul via Fort Dodge and Alber. Lea,
reaching Minneapolis at 7:25 8. m. and
1856 p. m. respectively. The equip
nent OF these trains includes the latest
pattern wide veetibuled Pullman sleep
ing car, buffet library smoking car, fres
reclining chair car and dining car.
The Tucson citizen., 1902-06-09
cem~,erse. where Women Gossip

Friday, the Sabbath Of the Moslems.
when all true believers OF the mascu-
line gender make point OF going TO
church. their wives sisters, and daugh-
tiers resort 10 the cemeteries and wall
for the dead But all their time Is not
spent i'll weeping, and sorrow is not
the only emotion they display on these
occasions. They take with them
bunches and garlands Of flowers Pnd
decorate the graves OF their relatives
and pray and weep over the dead for
q time. Then. when this pious duty Is
performed, they gather in little groups
and lave good time gossiping about
The living.
Thus The day OF mourning is very
popular among the Moslem women. II
gives them almost the only opportuni
ty they have OF cultivating the &C
auaIntance Of their neighbors, beca ust
1t il not customary TO exchange visits
as In our country.-Excbange.
The Tucson citizen., 1902-06-09
au.~v c.rona,sou Custom.

One of the most extraordinary gifts
mace on tue coronation day Of Edward
/. was that OF 500 horses, which had
been used by the royal princes and 9th.
er personages in the procession to
Westminster abbey. These horses. all
richly caparisoned and harncssed just
as they were, were let loose INTO the
very midst of the mob after the ban
quet In Westminster hall thdt always
succeeded coronation in those days
The people in the streets were permit
ted TO catch the animals, and 10 hin
who caught a horse 1t and It's appoint
ments belonged. London Chronicle.
The Tucson citizen., 1902-06-09
4 Game of IeanfrOR

Napoleon Bonaparte as is well known,
was In the habit Of walking with his
arms crossed upon his chest and his
head slightly bent forward Isabey,
the painter, was at Malmaison, and he
and some of the first consul's aids-dA-
camp were having game Of leapfrog
on the lawn. Isabey had already
Jumped over the heads OF most Of
them, when at the turning Of a path he
espied the last player, who, in the req
uisite position, seemed to be waiting for
the ordeal. lsabey pursued his course
without looking, but took his fight so
badly as only to reach the others shoul-
der, and both rolled over and over in
the sand.
TO Isabey's CONSERVATION, his sup
posed fellow player turned out to be
Bonaparte. who got up. foaming at the
! mouth with anger and, drawing his
sword, pounced upon the unfortunate
artist. Isabey. luckily for himself, bet
ter at running than at leaping. took TO
his heels and, jumping the bitches di-
viding the property from the highroad,
got over the wall and never stopped
until, breathless, be reached the gates
Of the Tuileries.
Isabey, 1t was added, went immedi-
ately to Nine. Bonapartes apartments,
and she. after having laughed at the
mishap advised him 10 lie low for a
little while.
The Tucson citizen., 1902-06-09
FOR SALE.

Lots In Bruckner l. Manlove's addi-
ton to Tucson. near the railroad res
ervation. Cheap and on easy pay
ments. Two dollars or more per
month will secure you lot. Before
buying elsewhere get my plans ana
prices. Location Of ground higher
than University. Soil is fine and is
twenty-seyen feet deep. Water pro-
nounced as good as railroad water by
the University analysis. Street car
line will be extended to this part OF the
city at once.
An ideal place for beautiful home,
where you can raise flowers and shrub
berry, have the best OF water. the high
ess and purest of air and the mos. con-
venient mode of travelinA.
Only a limited number will be sold.
Apply at once to Charles A. Hoff. No.
124 HoiY street. Telephone, Main
1881 179-tf
The Tucson citizen., 1902-06-09
Why He Liked Hrnfy.

Weorlly ploddng through pile Of
compositions brought from school for
corrections, this teacher suddenly burst
into boistorous laughter.
What Is IL" asked his roommate.
who was engaged In a similar task.
Listen" said the amused pedaeogue,
''and perhaps you will be able tS read
between the lines.
Il asked my class yesterday TO write
q brief composition on their farorite
author. Here is what one boy says:
"'ilenty Is my first choice among
story writers. like him very mugh
One OF bis stories in particular rieases
me. II tells OF how the boys gave their
teacher a coat Of tar and feathers "--
New York Times.
The Tucson citizen., 1902-06-09
An Australian Mole.

The Australian mole burrows oblique.
" in the sand. going two or THREE
inches under 1t and never betraying its
passage except by slight undulation
Of the soil. In digging II uses its coni-
ca nose, which Is protected by horny
ptate. and the strong. mattocG shaped
claws Of its fore feet. The hind feet.
which are wider and spade shaped,
throw the sand back, so that no trace
Is left OF the tunnel which 1t hollows-
II comes to the surface few yards
farther on and then buries itself again
nil without making any noise.
The Tucson citizen., 1902-06-09
A Momentum Game.

How Is your story going TO cndF
asked tile publisher who had dropped
in to see the gifted author.
THAT will be decided by the poker
game I'm going TO play this evening
sai id the gifted author. If | win, the
story will end with the hero and hero
Inc marrying and everybody happy
If lose. shall kill of the hero. send
the heroine to n nunnery and nil the
last chapter just as full of misery as
II can stick. Chicago Tribune.
The Tucson citizen., 1902-06-09
haimwm@ermV@O&.

An attendant In a London business
house was recently approached by a
furtIve looking stranger. This suspi'
cious person. dressed in somber black.
came quite close to the attendant anu
then, raising bis eyes from the ground.
whispered tragiealy. Are you pre-
pared 10 dIeY'
The attendant wasn't. and be caught
the suspicious one by the throat and
half tbrottled him. When the invalid
was recovering, It ''trsnspired that tie
was an amateur missionary inquirins
after everybody's spiritual needs.
The Tucson citizen., 1902-06-09
A WIttx RetOrt.

Having once lost case IN New
York, Counselor Nolan sadly remarked
my poor client is little likely TO get
Justice done here until the judgment
day"
We'll. counselor" said the court II
have an opportunity III plead for
the poor woman myself on that day
Your honor" replied Nolan, will
have troubles Of your own upon that
tlav"
The Tucson citizen., 1902-06-09
THE GRAMDES7
The Most Satisfactory and Safest Med
icine any Sick Woman Can Take.
Thus Does Prominent Brooklyn, N.Y. Woman, Speak
of Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound

When of the prominence and social standing Of Mrs AhertoH
tells them
q disappointed
evidence
Il. Pnkhams
distressing troubes
backache
testimonial daily printing in the
said Lydia e. Pinkhams
medicines
The Tucson citizen., 1902-06-09
Haa 0mIv Chance,

Kindly Old Gentleman-Why do you
carry that umbrella, little boyf It's moi
raining.
No, sir"
And the suns not shining"
NO sir"
Then why do you carry IT."
"Well, when it's raining pa wants II
and when the suns shining ma wants
II and it's only this kinder weather
can get to use II at ail."-St' Louis
Globe Democrat.
The Tucson citizen., 1902-06-09
ThriftleRa.

Poor Woman-Ah. your ladyshlp. the
very serious Illness of ny husband has
consumed our little all, and we are pen
Diless!
Lady-Dear, dear! How could your
husband he so thriftless as 70 get III SO
much beyond his means?-London INT
The Tucson citizen., 1902-06-09
Annnlle0,

Doctor-I am slightly in doubt as TO
whether yours is constitutional dis
mse Or not.
patient-For heavens sake. doctor
have got 10 go to the expense OF ap'
healing to the United States supreme
coprt 10 find out whether ii is or notf--
Richmond Dispatch.
The Tucson citizen., 1902-06-09
Precocioaa y Discernment.

Little Gertrude-I'm going TO be
spinster. like you, Aunt Gertrude.
Aunt Gertrude-Why do you want 10
be a spinster, dearie?
Little Gertrude-'Cause, Aunt Ger
trude, a spiuster doesn't have to try to
look pretty, an she can comb her lar
auy old Brooklyn Life.
The Tucson citizen., 1902-06-09
WkuntnR Her Papa.

She-When you go to ask papa the
first thing be will do will be to accuse
you of seeking my hand merely to be-
come his oniu-law.
He-Yes? And then
And then you must agree with him
He's q lot prouder of himself than he
Is of me-"
The Tucson citizen., 1902-06-09
The Chief Fad.

What" inquired the student 40
you regard as the chief end Of man!
Well" answered the professor, I'll
depends upon what you want the man
for. IL you want him to do brain work
It's his head. and if you want him to
run erfand it's his feet"
The Tucson citizen., 1902-06-09
C0nNfdeFmG@.

Aged Criminal twho has just go' &
life sentepce)-Oh, me lud, l shall new
or live to do 1t!
Judge (sweetly)-Never nina 40 "S
much of it US you can!-Punch.
The Tucson citizen., 1902-06-09
Marrying For Money.

When a girl marries for money, yer!
often she has to make the divorce court
her collection agency,-Baltimore Her
aid.
The Tucson citizen., 1902-06-09

Dyspepsia-bane of human exist
ence. Burdock Blood Bitters cures it,
promptly. permanently. Regulates and
tones the stomach.
The Tucson citizen., 1902-06-09
Union Market.
IF. SCHUMACHER
Proprietor

Best Quality of Meat in the city, snd at
the Lowest Prices. Call and Inspect
Our refrigerator Room. You never
saw Choicer Meat or Cleaner
Market than we have. Our meat
cutters are experts in theie line.
SERVICE FIR RST-CL A . 0
The Tucson citizen., 1902-06-09

Many a man who is capable Of CIV
Ing good advice isn't capable OF earn
ing his salt.
The Tucson citizen., 1902-06-09
aaaeanaS "A noston WOman's Experience.

National CITY Bank a s
1 LydiaE
The Tucson citizen., 1902-06-09

Vice President Francae de Benfaisance Brooklyn n
4DEn Mas the benefit of suffering wans
testify that have by personal experience and by friends
Pnkhams Vegetable
come to the the grandest and the
satisfactory sick take Life bur-
miserable with female troubles
irregular to-day is all r am perfectly well
friends join singing your praise YOURS
FLoKEscs ATHERTos Il Hoyt St, Brooklyn, n ~
~@~amnRs~ :. Boston Woman's Experience
Lydia f. Pinkhams vogS.
Compound enough sick woman when commence 70 %
Nv loea
into had been I'm as,,sd @ S & .sssS
decided medicine and has nads me ns
would advise All
weak women Pinkham's Vegetable C0mpounG-
Place nosn
Remember every invited write to Mrs
her symptoms she does NOT
Mass her advice Is Tree a
cheerfuIy every ailing who asks for IT,
The Tucson citizen., 1902-06-09

down the mask and becomes full of
and Potash may dry up the upions at the
drive the back
tender tissues membranes nerves. finally breaking ont
disgusting sores and destroying the bones
and Potash cannot accomplish permanent cnre
palliative but
These drugs produce
teeth corrode the membranes bowels causing
and dyspepsia and system
S IS Specih Tor Contagious Blood Poison ando
peculiar that spreads quickly throughout the system
png the blood and injecting every organ fibre of the
s S S. destroys the and eliminates
I'm (@ fe every atom of poison from the makes
IN ~ thorough and radical 0 the the
MI ~ ~ same time builds the general
~ contains minerals o oany but A purelv
vegetable remedy and offer proof the contrary
eWute about and advise
charge Our home book free to all who
It, ThE SWIFT SPECIFIC COMPANY Atlanta Ga
The Tucson citizen., 1902-06-09
Mercury and Potash
ONLY SERVE AS A MASK FOR
CONTAGIOUS BLOOD POISON

rey hide its repulsve form and this serpent disease
upe6ed by these drugs lies dormant until the effects
have worn off or treatment is discontinued, when it
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1902-09-21
Horse Notes.

Grand Circuit meeting at Terre Haute
next week.
Kwanon. 2:12A. is booked for a mark OF
2:0S before snow flies.
NJ. w. Savage offered M. E. Sturgis $40, 900
for Dan Patch, 1:59k.
An even dozen PAGERS have taken records
between 2:O5 and 2:O6 this season.
Citrate co, 2:lS, and Miss George CD, 2:25,
are new ones for Mckinney, 2:11k-
Hal Direct. 2:04A, is so far the largest
none winner of the year, with nearly
5000 to his credit.
Woodtell, a green trotter by Axtell. 2:12.
Is working quarters and halves at a EOS
clip at the Lexington track.
The word is out that Cresceus, 2:O2A. will
at Memphis. and that Ed Gaylord, the Den
yer horseman. will drive him.
Mckinney, 2:11A; Ashland Wilkes, 2:17;
Baron Wilkes, Chimes and Gambetta
Wilkes, 2:19E. each has to his credit six
new standard performers so far this sea-
son.
Hanover, a sorrel gelding of unknown
breeding, hat took second money in the
2:35 pace at Shelbyville and Columbus, is
owned by j. w. Rhodes, of Morristown,
Ind, and was doing farm work thirty days
ago.
With or without sight the pace seems to
be the faster of the two harness gaits, as
Pinchen Wilkes. 2:07h. the fastest blind
PAGER, Is one and one-half seconds faster
than Rhythmic, 2:0S24. the fastest blind trot-
ter.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1902-09-21
ELKs' BASEBALL GAME.
indianapolis VIII Play the Team from
Portland Tuesday Afternoon.

Indianapolis and Portland, represented by
their Elks' baseball clubs, will play a match
game Of ball at Washington Park Tuesday
afternoon The admission is Is cents. AMI
the Elks promise Is cents worth of baseball.
In fact. they say they will make the oc-
casion look like 80 cents worth. Both teams
have been training for several years and
are In the pink Of condition. They give as
surance that their uniforms will fit and
that hey know which end of the bat to
strike with The team is fully equipped
with catching gloves. masks. chest de
t~ectors.'' mascots. hoodoos and rooters. The
rooters will be led by Emil Fertig. Mr..
Fertig is NOT likely to lead long, but he
will do for a pacemakers
The Portland team Is composed Of some of
the oldest Inhabitants of Jay county. The
Meeker brothers played professional base
ball In the days of AL Spaulding and Rad
bourne. Pitcher Young is the father of
'Cy" Young, the Boston pitcher, who made
his debut in 1854. The lineup of the two
leans 10
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1902-09-21
RACE FOR $4,000 PURSE
KENTUCKY STOCK FARM FUTURITY
TO BE GIVEN TOMORROW.
Event Was Postponed Last Week
Seven Entries for Race-Match
Races VIII Also BE Given.

The State Board of Agriculture has de-
cided to furnish one days racing at the
fair grounds or the first day with favorable
weather conditions of this week, probably
tomorrow. The track will be worked until
it is again smooth and hard. The Ken
lucky Stock Farm purse of 5000. the Big
gest event on the programme for the races
during fair week will be contested for by
seven starters from the entry list carded
in last weeks programme. The seven
horses which will start in the big trotting
event are the pick of the fast horses at
the track and include the entry of J. NAL
colin Forbes, of Boston, who is known
to racing men Throughout the country as
the owner Of Alix. The judges and time
keepers for this race will be chosen at the
track and a large crowd is expected to be
present.
A. N. Mundon, proprietor of a racing
stable at Seymour, intends to send The
Moneymaker for a record on the afternoon
Of the races. The horse now trots in the
2:20 class and is expected by his owner to
clip a few seconds off his mark. Several
match races between horses at the track
will probably be included in the racing,
and the price of admission has been fixed
at Is cents, in order to attract as large a
crowd as possible for the big race.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1902-09-21

leisure for study and any Of the students
were inclined to study, that certain branch
es might be taught, but they should be
wholly elective on the part of the student:
The whole college system must be turned
upside down.. Men who found colleges here
after should found colleges Of football with
incidental departments OF studies for the
weak students. The progress and develop
ment OF the twentieth century have brought
to light the old fogyism of the colleges and
now with the brighter light there Is TO be a
thorough renovation. Just think OF what
Emerson and Lowell and Mark Hopkins
and thousands of persons who have passed
for scholars in the past would have been. II
instead of fooling away their time on CAS-
steal studies they had been taught the great
game of footballs If football can do so
much In so short a time without legislative
appropriations, just think what Ii will &C
complish by and by, when State approprfa-
tions are made for its encouragement and
development The signs of the times are
propitious. Already a football team coacher
Is of more consequence than the president
of the college. 1t is quite easy to get a
good president, but not so easy 10 get n
good coacher. But there is Away the man
for the hour. Great crises produce great
men. And We have no doubt the exigencies
Of the time will produce the needed men in
football. The country Is not without hope.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1902-09-21
Many People Accept TIPS.
Philadelphia Record.

Am l." said the waiter. 1.-The only man
who takes tips? No. not at all.
You. for instance. tell your tobacconist
that in a few days Smith. the millionaire,
will be In 10 see him: that Smith was look
ing for a good dealer. and you
ed him 10 go there. Well. Smith goes there
and leaves a heavy order. Hence you are
not surprised when you receive a little
later a box OF fine cigars. with your to-
bacconist's compliments: but IL those cigars
are not a tip what are they?
Brown Is a buyer for a big mandatory.
The firm he patronizes II sending him every
week or two boxes OF toilet soaps, cases OF
perfumery, dozens OF golf balls and barrels
OF clans. Those are Browns tips-the gra-
tuities he gets for his patronage.
Robinson sends a rich friend 10 his tailor
with a note OF introduction, and the rich
friend buys four suits. Isn't Robinson be-
ing tipped when the tailor. the week fol-
owing. makes him a present OF a set OF
English hannels?"
The waiter made a disdainful gesture ana
calculated:
''Pish, Tipping. they say. is un-Ameri-
can, and 2 waiter Of proper pride and in
dependence would scorn 10 accept a quar-
ter or a half I'm return for the serving OF
a meal. But l say that tipping runs clean
through our social system from top 20 bot
tom, and all OF Us, excepting only the ele-
vator man. are taking tips OF one sort or
another all our lives"
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1902-09-21
Kentucky Stock Farm Futurity to Be
Trotfed Northumberland Season
Opens. in Indiana This Week %%%
nmm mm% M~ %| ~o~*rc Noune - e Cororo1 TrtoreSt H@mT@M
|RMsG Golf nmm~~ " oPO1u NIB -" @m Ind

reporter. sympathy for her or abuse Of
me amounts to nothing. Cold facts and
dates are demanded. or else the poem
must be accredited to Horace, Petrarch.
Prentiss, or some other who is worthy of
il. Mrs. Wilcox has always said that l
was a liar, ~lunatic. fraud and drunkard.
in addition to being financially irrespon-
sible. III the first assortment Of these
charges makes her feel good. she can say
them again, and l shall consider the source
and let II go at that. AS regards my finan-
cial responsibility, she cannot cover herself
with that cloak.
''She had the chance to recover great
damages If she had written the poem,
from the John Church Company, of Gin
cinnati. a wealthy music firm and able to
pay any judgment she could obtain. i
allowed Hubbard Smith. who Is well
known in Washington, to compose music
for the words and have the song pub
lished. Mrs. Wilcox sued for damages.
but she let the case go by default. simply
because she knew she could not substan-
tiate her claims, and she had to pay the
costs in the case. L again challenge her to
test the truth of her claims before a
United States. judge and jury, andsI offer
her $1,000 IL she proves that she wrote the
poem"