Waterbury Democrat., 1902-08-23
AS YOU LIKE IT
A Few Stray Leaves From Report
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<A peW stray Leaves from Report
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 Sleep eight hours every night if you can. Few people realize its value, 1t will do much to keep one young look ing and healthy. Don't use high pill low unless you have some disease which necessitates the raising of the head; and don't let it be too soft. Soft pillows and feather beds may be com fortable, but they are not good for the person who wants to retain youth.
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 The As You Like It Man was sur prised to ascertain his ignorance of geographical conditions in general on the Pacific coast, a fact of which he was soon appraised one day recently when in conversation with visitor rom San Francisco who is seeing for the first time what the east is like. One of the things that surprised him most was the information that San francisco was entirely surrounded by water and that 1t required an eight mile ride by ferry to reach it. He at the same time learned that it was not uncommon for tourists to visit tile city without knowing that he did so bv water. This fact was explained thus When the train reaches its destination A huge ferry boat is waiting and the sfrain Is run in on this ferry, It is go large that it can accommodate sixty cars and the tourist isI liable to believe that he is going through great tun- nel. 4,, V. -,
 The other day hobo climbed onto the train that leaves New Haven for Wa ferbury by way of Cheshire. and al-a though he was possessed of not a cent. he took a. seat with as much assurance as though he and J. Pierpont Morgan .chummed. Now and then he gave the people on the other side of the aisle enryous prostration each time that he tried to give them m exhibition of spit. ling as near as possible. to them with out landing it on them The conductor presently appeared to collect the tick cts, and as he approached the son of rest the latter was perhaps the most nonchalant individual in the car. The hobo pretended that he was asleer when the conductor demanded his ticket, and he did not essay to come out of it until the latter had shaken him by the shoulder several times in no gentle fashion s"Ticket. please said that official But the hobo did not deign to answer Finally the conduc- tor became impatient and snapped, Where's your tlckety, Me face is mo ticket, see" replied the hobo. ''Well, retorted the conductor "I have orders to punch every ticket on this road" and he hustled the hobo out on tho platform and off the train after it had slowed up.
 z The As You Like It Man was dis cussing photographs and people who sit for them with a photographer the other day and learned that the latter was Ion" to people with all sorts of dispositions and was more of stu dent than the average person wonld suspect. Tn the course of conversa- ton the photographer said: "I have learned to be quite psychologist dur ing my twenty years or more in the business and I boast myself an author ity on vain people especially. all ways make 1t practice to take pe0- Dle as nearly natural as possible and in re&uching try to avoid eliminat- ing any of the lines or other marks which characterize individual faces Of course when people request me to do so always comply, but it is sel- uokH HNeSsSHTy IOE iue IQ pe IOlu. wv nen l see woman who is perhaps forty or fifty years old, dressed in a costume which would become her daughters age better. and with her hair SO ar- ranged that it is a task to identify her in the picture always mark on the proof, Murder" and the man who fnishes them knows what I mean. Then when the photos are finished and the original looks as little like herself