New-York tribune., 1902-03-03
THE TALK or THE DAY.

The following notice has been placarded in the
entrance hall of Wurzburg University: Honorable
ladies who attend public lectures are INFORMED that
before entering the lecture room they must take
off their hats In OF non compliance with this
notice they must expect TO have their hats taken
away by force" This is signed by the university
iantor.
Merman--Yes, we have the advantage OF the folks
who live on land.
NIermad-In what way? .,.-. .,
& they have @ e2eS 70 TSaf haVe ne % Tecne
at ease and place ears 10 the cable-(Phiiadei-
pha Record
A story Is told of little girl who asked one
morning at the breakfast table Mamma. is hash
animal or vegetable?" Animal. my dear" replied
mamma Then" cried the little one. triumphant
Iy holding up tiny bone, here's the hash's
tooth"
But" We protested to the general IN, manager nag Of Of
the One Horse Railroad you adyertse & faS1 r ane anu
freight train day. How is that ,--,.
in Ss 'front.' hf snG it Saets the
Of the slow freight - Baltimore American.
There is a considerable Japanese colony in North
ern Australia The Japs are expert divers and the
pearl Smelling industry in Australian waters gives
plenty OF for their abilities In that direction
But they are locally regarded intrusive aliens
and legislative efforts 10 check their immigration
have been made from time to time Quite recently
n japanese exclusion bill passed by the Queens
land Parliament vetoed by the imperial gov
ernment on the ground that II was not in harmony
with imperial interests
A Ter,pArance storv-"You seem rather hilarious
| to-day, the lathe remarked to the buzz say.
me brought some whskey into the shop with him
a little while ago
wei. I took two or three fingers at his ex-
pense. '-(Philadelphia Press.
An English university man who has been visiting
Washington was invited to supper one night with
a party of men who with one exception, gradu-
he ad nf coll rba
one exception the host. a man who is always
delightfully."- frank about all the Incidents of his
career The talk turned colleges, and every
man declared his alma mater.
And you said the Englishman. turning to his
host you are college man. too presume
''Oh. yes indeed" answered the host. II was
| graduated institution which has turned out
more than other in the country-Dr.
Keeleys famous university at Dwight. In Illinois.
| You must be to visit il while you are In the
| West"
| And the Englishman responded earnestly:
Indeed, shall take great pleasure in doing So
President Mckinley used to tel with good deal
days in the law On the way to and from his
office he was accustomed to pass butchers shop.
and for long time puzzled by a certain notice
in the morning. he would read Good pork
| ing ne would sometimes find those sausages stiil
chansd and the sn rsaG Fine 'PS pS RosTs
| l2''-or sometimes 1O~"cents'
were not of so perishahle nature that they would
not keep til tine next day, and he could not
| stand it; SO one evening he stopped at the shop
| and made some casual remark. and then inquired
! the price of sausages
| Ten cents" replied the storekeeper.
| But" replied Mr.. Mckinley. they 20 cents
| this morning..
J SO they were Mr.. Mckinley" replied the
: butcher. so they were Then had en; now
! haven't Sausages at 10 cents is simply to get me
q reputation for CheapneSs; see?'
I The future President in the hahg
OF saying that n great many regulations were made
! In that way.-fouth's Companion
[
Discoveries Of great scientific interest have iust
| been made by the Egyptian Geological Survey i'm
} the Fayum. party OF experts recently sent
there from Cairo and has found remains OF enor-
nous vertebrate animals dating from the lower
Miocene Age. These primevaI forms are stated TO
he of such scientific Importance that a representa-
| tive OF the geological department OF the British
/ Museum has gone out to Cairo TO examine and re-
! port them.
Yates Centre paper says that n man and a
| woman put UP local hotel. When asked to
| register the man wrote Wv. T.. r. Notman and
wlfe, Norfrom Mo" Ard paper saws the hotel
proprietor did not catch onto the truth until the
/ Journal. ''