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Clarke courier. [volume] (Berryville, Va.) 1869-1997, 1902-04-30
Satisfaction cuoro,,..,

The Boy-This isn't what she order
ed.
The Grocer know ii. Just tell
her this is more expensive. but wen
let her have it for the same price.-In-
dianapolis News.
Clarke courier. [volume] (Berryville, Va.) 1869-1997, 1902-04-30

Joe saw You nj the opera with
Miss hyperion hast night She's GER
tainly beauty bui entirely too re-
served for me
Fred You just bet she is. saw her
father this morning and reserved her
especially for myself Chicago News.
Clarke courier. [volume] (Berryville, Va.) 1869-1997, 1902-04-30

Jasper understood that you had
Turned over a new leaf and were even
going to love your enemies. but 1t
seems TO me that you love no one but
yourself
Mrs. Jasper Well. I'm my own worst
enemy.-Life
Clarke courier. [volume] (Berryville, Va.) 1869-1997, 1902-04-30
ID. G. SNYDER.
REAL ESTATE AGENT.
lRfrrNNillr W

For thc past ten years have been "A Real
Estate agent i'm Bcrryville. amt through my
advertising Circular descriptive of clarke
County have cndcavorcd to direct atteut ion
to the adNanta a. and dcsirability of the
County for Home seekers and Landowners.
In addition have kept up large CORES
r'ndence IN answer 60 letter If inquiry
farms IL j. my purp,Sc tO exercise still
cater eiiurt "a q courage pr spcctiNc land
urchaScr> from other Statcs ! have mum
or Of app icants who prupnse 10 come and
-. If they can be- suited
owners dcsirnuS IF Sclli their farms
whether large OF small trart..-,r houses
and lots of a few acres viii fiul ID o. THUR
interest 90 place ia m Wits me Yours may
Zee the one Co suit.
respectfully ask nay o. -n 81 thraush rec
the county ans ais rc.rt.t purchasers %
rms. having ficut- SO hn ..-.re Co., D.. q.
tpi> Gurdcn-sr &C Y r-.uia.' 90 ~cuo i
q thcm Go me
ID q SNNnl,f.
Clarke courier. [volume] (Berryville, Va.) 1869-1997, 1902-04-30
Afraid.

Il would marry that girl but for one
thing"
What's that-afraid TO pop the queS-
tionT'
emo; afraid to question pop."-New
York Herald
Clarke courier. [volume] (Berryville, Va.) 1869-1997, 1902-04-30
MutuaR Attraction

Dorothy What became OF that bash
ful man aud bashful girl you were tell
Ing me abouIf
David-Oh. ! introduced them. and I'm
three weeks they were engaged. De
troit Free Press.
Clarke courier. [volume] (Berryville, Va.) 1869-1997, 1902-04-30

One whose heart is filed with Gods
love never refuses food To one whose
stomach Is filed with nothing.-New
York Herald.
Clarke courier. [volume] (Berryville, Va.) 1869-1997, 1902-04-30

AS people grow older the worries that
formerly affected them only at night
begin 10 stay 10y them all day.-Atchi-
son Globe
Clarke courier. [volume] (Berryville, Va.) 1869-1997, 1902-04-30

II is Just as well TO make the hes, O..
everything when you can't help II. bwI
you can try TO give a little assistance
at drst.
Clarke courier. [volume] (Berryville, Va.) 1869-1997, 1902-04-30
FOR SALE.

EIGHT ACRES OF LAND. situated i,
northern part If county. me mile from de-
pot. store AMI y 'stDtfce. Fivt-room dwell
ing, stable, larry, meat-house. hcn-house
and large cistcrn , acres ia timher. Price
5000. Apply 10 ID. G. SNYDER.
Clarke courier. [volume] (Berryville, Va.) 1869-1997, 1902-04-30
The Man and his sneeze.

Once upon Il time man afflicted with
annual attuc!s Of hay fever was walk
ing In the c,,y with friend.
This is ".oat the time when my
trouble should begin" he said. ~
wisp OF hay or the down of peach
would now start me and send me to
the mountains for relief
Just then grass widow passed him.
md the man sneeZed most vociferously
You are indeed sensitive" said his
friend.
Moral.-Thcre are things that should
be sneezed at-New York Herald.
Clarke courier. [volume] (Berryville, Va.) 1869-1997, 1902-04-30
MORE LIVES ARE SAVED
10y USING.
Dr.. Kings New Discovery,
....FOlS-...
Consumption, Coughs and Colds
Than BY AL Other Throat And
Lung Remedies Combined.

This wonderful medicine positiveI1
cures Consumption, Coughs, Colds,
Bronchitis, Asthma, Pneumonia, Hay
Fever, PleurisY, LaGrippe, Hoarseness,
Sore Throat, Group and Whooping
Cough. no CURE NO PAY
Price 800. &c 81. Trial Bottle Free.
Clarke courier. [volume] (Berryville, Va.) 1869-1997, 1902-04-30
Realism Mort Attractive.

"Do you aclicve in realism In the
drama?' asked the friend
II co" answered Mr. StOrmingto
Barnes. !any is the time / would
have given great deal to play Mac
beth with real banquet. Washing
ton Star
Clarke courier. [volume] (Berryville, Va.) 1869-1997, 1902-04-30
Fresh Groceries
Select Hardware
iy Hardware Line is Complete

rnd any article can't furnish YOU from
stock will bee promptly ordered.
tcbN 90 ID. n. JONES.
Clarke courier. [volume] (Berryville, Va.) 1869-1997, 1902-04-30

have removed my establishment across
the street. and ann now located IN the Wynd-
ham building on Church street, where
will bc pleased Ia serve thepublicI tiun
The Monticellonian., 1902-05-16
THE RESPONSE GENERAL.
The Strike In the Three Anthracite Districts of Pennsylvania
 Complete.
ABOUT 40, 900 MEN AND BOYS ARE IDLE
The Companies Do Not Want . Eight. Hut Will Give the Men All the Fight They Want if Forced to-Thousnnds of Men in Other Lines VIII be AHected

Scranton, Pa, May 13.-President Mitchell, of the United Mine Workers, said that the strike in the three an- thracite districts is complete. Ap- | proximately ,000 men and bows are idle, of which number only one half are in the Lackawanna and Wyoming region. In every instance, Mir. Mitch ell said, the order to suspend opera tions had been obeyed. About 10000 mine workers are out in the Lehigh district and 50,000 in the SchuyIkiIl field.
 An official of the Delaware, Lacka- wanna X Western Railroad Co. said that that corporation had no inten- ton of resorting to lockout
 Continuing he said: "We do not in- tend to irritate the men. and the other companies are of the same mind. Nothing will be done after Wednesday. The situation is now in the hands of the miners. After Wednesday it will be in our hands.
 We appreciate the facts that John Mitchell does not want strike. -'>'''Nt ND tiiC toill DduieS. utSplIe what has been said to the contrary. While we do not want q fight, we wifi give the men all the fight they de- sire if they decide that there is to be one"
 From the same official source comes the announcement that the Delaware, Lackawanna X Western company has stopped selling coal. Not a carload has been shipped since Saturday morning. Any order must now be ap- proved by the head of the coal de- partment before being filled. The other companies have taken similar action, and it is believed a coal fam inc will speedily result if the suspen- sion is made permanent on Wednes- day.
 The election of instructed delegates IS in progress. President Mitchell went to Wilkesbarrc Monday, but he says there was no significance in the trip.
The Monticellonian., 1902-05-16
MRS. ECKIs STEVENSON.

rience. Hundreds of dollars went to the doctor and the druggist. l was simply walking medicine chest and a phys ical wreck. My sister residing in Ohio wrote me that she had been cured of womb trouble by using Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable COm- pound, and advised me to try it. I then discontinued all other med icines and gave your Vegetable Compound a thorough trial. Within four weeks nearly all pain had left me; l rarely had headaches, and my nerves were in a much better condition, and l was cured in three months, and this avoided a terrible surgical operation. "- MRs. EcKIs STEVENSON, 250 So. State St., Salt Lake City, Utah.-s50oo forfeit f atoue iestim0uidi IS rot gca.;ae.
 Remember every woman is cordially invited to write to Mrs. Pinkham if there is anything about her symptoms she does not understand. Mrs. Pinhham'S address is Lynn, Mass
The Monticellonian., 1902-05-16
"CONTINENTAL's. NEW RECORD.
Clips Two Minutes Between St. Loui.
 and Deeatnr.

The Wabash Continental Limited" made new record Thursday night between De catur and St. Louis, cutting two minutes oil the best previous record.
 Engineer Braddock, with No. 607, new high-speed engine, made the l05 miles from Decatur to Granite City in l0l minutes. 4 five minute stop was made at Ltchheld, making the actual running time ninety-six minutes, an average of 654 miles for the whole distance. Best previous time Was ninety-eight minutes.
 From Staunton to Carpenter, l0.2 miles. the time was seven minutes, or at the rate Of S7 F miles an hour.
 The forty-seven miles from Boody to Honey Bend were made in forty minutes 70.5 miles an hour.
 The train departed from Decatur an hour and forty minutes late, and had, besides the regular equipment, President Ramsey's pri- vate car. Wabash officials say that the new engines will make hundred miles an hour before the summer is over-St. Louis Repub lie, April Huh, 1902.
The Monticellonian., 1902-05-16
HE DENT FEAR THEM.
The Dostor's Dead Patients Were Not Source of Any Great Annoy
 ance with Him.

There is a doctor of the old school in one of the New England villages near Ran doiPh, Mass, the former nome of Mary E. Wilkins, whose house IS surrounded by a cemetery. The cemetery Is behind the house, and comes up flush with the road on either side, running off to east and west for an eighth of a mile. Some might find such q house lot doleful, ,and surely the neig ghbors are not lively. But that thought never troubled the villagers so muca as the prospect of gong home at night, says the New York Tribune. In the country towns of New England the graveyard at night Is still d thing of terror, an inherited terror. There are still towns where all the graves are dug on line running due east and west. with the tootstones toward the east, So that the dead may rise face to face with the Judge on the last day. So the doctor Is often asked the question: Are you not afraid to go home sometimes at night!'
 And his answer IS always the same: "No; my neighbors will never trouble me; they all owe me money"
The Monticellonian., 1902-05-16
Filled In.

The prayer meeting was held at good Brother W='s house on the hill. The meeting had progressed, and remarks and prayer and hymns had occupied the time. The hour of closing had almost arrived. The good dominic, in low voice, said: Now there is just a moment left, isn't there some one would Ike to fill in that moment before We close?' Dead silence, when, in the twinkl;ng of an eye, the door of the clock flew open and out popped the head of a little bird, which said: "Cuckoo.'- Philadelphia Tiraes.
The Monticellonian., 1902-05-16
Weak and Sickly Children

Who, perhaps, have inherited a weak digestion, continually subject to stomach troubles, loss of flesh and general weakness, can be made healthy and strong by the use of Vogeler's Curative Compound. Every doctor who is at all up to date will say that Vogeler's Curative Compound will make the blood pure and rich, bring colour to the cheeks, and put on flesh where health de- mands it. Children who have been weak and sickly since birth should be treated with small doses of Vogeler's Curative Compound, from two to five drops, twice daily, most satisfactory results will follow. Itis the best of all medicines, because it is made from the formula of great living physician.
 Sample bottle free on application to the propretors St. Jacobs Oil. Ltd. Baltimore. Md
The Monticellonian., 1902-05-16
THE MARKETS.
TUESDAY. May 1a Grain and Proyisions.

St Louis = Flour = Patents. ss.7oas Soi other grades, 3.00QI3.65. Wheat-No ? red S1lsdS2&4e. Corn-No. ? mixed, 6sd634e. Oats-No. 2,4SSsQ44c. Hay-Timothy S12 50q 1850; prairie, s11.00Q1400; clover, $9 50di 1850. Lard-Choice steam, 10.15c. Pork New mess, sl7 45al795. Bacon-Clear ribs, 1ossc. Butter Creamery, 19023c dairy. 15Ql9c Eggs Fresh, 14c Wool-Tub-w washed. 15n2413c Missouri and Illinois medium combing, 17dl74c; other grades, nQl6i2c.
 apolis-Wheat-No ? red, s01kc; No. 3 red, l6i2Q7Si2c. Corn No. white 6Sa4c; No. ? yellow. 641ac Oats-No. 1 white, 45a45l4c. Hay-1imothy s1l.oo4 1925.
 Chicago-ClosIng quotations: Wheat May 55i@e; July, 75Am75zsc; September, 74ssdA2i; December, 157s4G6c. Corn-May, 6ls4c; July, 62ssc; September, Gle; Decem- Der, 4Ii2e; May q9oSp, 473.ca- oats-May, 4Sl2c, July, 35Ae; new, 37ls437Ac; Septem- Der. 299Sc: new. SlAc; December, new, Size. Pork-May, sl730; July ,$1E 4213; Sep tember, Hl.30q 32l2; January Sl677t2 Oc- tober, $17.0O- Lard-May. $lo.22laQlo.25; July, 22l2Q1025; September. slO.2 25; Jan uary, S96Q. Short ribs-May, S9.65, July S962ia; September, S9.62l2.
The Monticellonian., 1902-05-16
THE JEWEL BOX.

Among the novelties is a chain of ann Der beads strung on gold cord.
 In lorgnette chains one has small oval pink coral beads, each separated by long oval link of gold.
 Smoked pearl buttons with diamond centers. in sets of 13, are in favor for mems wear. Wives, remember this if he has birthday.
 Perfume balls, which are the favor- ite charms for neckchains or brace lets. are often in the shape of an al- mond, pear, or gu apple, inerusted with diamonds.
The Monticellonian., 1902-05-16

after months of suffering. Fellow sufferers, Peruna will cure you. n-Dr. Llewellyn Jordan.
 Geo. C. Havener, NJ. D., of Anacostia, D. C., writes:
 The Peruna Medicine Co.,, Columbus, O. j:
 Gentlemen" In my practice I have had occasion to frequently prescribe your valuable medicine, and have found its use beneficial, especially in cases of catarrh. George c. Havener, M. D.
 If you do not receive prompt and satisfactory results from the use of Peruna, write at once to Dr. Hartman, giving full statement of your case, and he will be pleased to give you his valuable advice gratis.
 Address Dr. Hartman, President of The Hartman Sanitarium, Columbus, Ohio.
The Monticellonian., 1902-05-16
Train Ran 1so Miles 1so Minutes.

SpTingHeId, III., April l6.-The Con tinental Limited on the Wabash Railroad Granite City, making lSO miles in lSO min utes. This was with five stops-three sta tion stops, one to change engines and one to take on coal. The actual running time was two hours and thirty-eight minutes. The run from DanvilIe to Decatur, 7I6 miles, was made in 70 minutes, including stops ali folono and Bement-St. Louis Re. public, April l7th, 1902
The Monticellonian., 1902-05-16

Train Crews On the Coal Carrying
 Roads Will he Idle,


 Reading, Pa, May 13.-The coal shortage is already apparent here. Coal dealers were besieged all of Sun day by customers, and they say that they have more orders than they can fill in a month. even with the mines running. On an average the Philadel- phia X Reading Railway Go. trans- ports through this city about 1,6oo ears of anthracite coal daily. This does not include what is carried west via Newberry. To handle this traffic required d large number of engines, all of which will be thrown out of service. Besides the main line coal train crews, it will affect many of the shifting crews all along the line.
 Mahanoy Plane will be thrown out of service, and with few exceptions all the crews employed at Palo Alto, Gressona, Gordon and Shamokin will be put on shorter hours.
The Monticellonian., 1902-05-16
Peculiar to Itself.

This applies to St. Jacobs Oil used for fifty years. It contains ingredients that are unknown to any one but the manu. facturers and their trusted employees. It's pain killing properties are marvellous, as testified to by the thousands of once crippled human beings now made well and free from pain by its use. St. Jacobs Oil has a record of cures greater than all other medicines. Its sales are larger than those of any other proprietary medicine and ten times greater than all other embrocations, oils and hn.- ments combined, simply because it has been proved to be the best.
The Monticellonian., 1902-05-16

is the basis for unique li;tle story in The Foar-traek News for May; It k entitled ly Illustrated, and contains information that every tanners wife in New ork and New England should have. The FourTrack News will be mailed free to subscribers in the United States for 50 cents year; single ,oples, , cents. Address Geo. H. Daniels,
 Publls sher. Grand Central Station. New | ork.
The Monticellonian., 1902-05-16
\ Rapid Rise.

'1," says the self-made man with some pride, began life as a corn doctor, but after working a year at that profession invented dandruff cure that has made me indepen- dently rich"
 This shows us that if we begin at the foot it doesn't take long to reach the head, or something to that effect.-Balt imore Amer iran
The Monticellonian., 1902-05-16
Boston Is Unique.

A Chicagoan had been taken around Bos- ton all day to observe her bulwarks, but had failed to observe any of those symptoms of paralysis which are acceptable to, the Bos- tonan mind. Now confess, said the Bos- tonian host, after the burden and heat of the day, isn't Boston unique town - Unique" unused the westerner, T believe that word IS derived from two Latin words, mus, one, and equs horse. think Boston is a uniaue town. o-Chlcago Chronicle.
The Monticellonian., 1902-05-16

graduate o1 1O- lumbia Co1leg e and who served | hr ee years at West Point, has the following to say of Peruna:
 '' Allow me to express my grati- tude to you for the benefit de- rived from your wonde. rem edy. One short m O n 1 h h a S brought forth a vast change and
 lf Ill
The Monticellonian., 1902-05-16
FRIse Hopes.

How did you like the speech?" they asked Tommy, on his way home from the political meeting.
 Tt was bum, answered Tommy "When he said westward the starved umpire kes his way 1 thought there was goin' to be somethin' about baseball n 1t, but there wasn't '-Chicago Trihuna
The Monticellonian., 1902-05-16
THE SURGEONS KNIFE Mrs. Eckis Stevenson of Salt Lake City Tells How Opera tiOns For Ovarian Troubles May Be Avoided.

"DEAR MRS. PINKHAM:--I suffered with inflammation of the ovaries and womb for over six years, enduring aches and pains which none can dream of but those who have had the same expe-
The Monticellonian., 1902-05-16
4 aYesless NO,v

Ding-Miss Bonde is nothing if not up to date; y know she refused Cholly by wireless telegraphy.
 Dong-A woman's no IS often yes.
 But this was ,yesless no! Baltimore Herald.
The Monticellonian., 1902-05-16

We promise that should you use PUT NAM FADELESS DYES and be dissatis fled from any cause whatever, to refund l0c. for every package.
 Monroe Drug Co., Unonville, Mo.
The Monticellonian., 1902-05-16
Stops the Cough and Works on
 the Cold. Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. Price 26c.

Nothing is more injudicious than to give your honest opinion when 1t Is specifically asked for.-Pucs.
The Monticellonian., 1902-05-16

Hales Honey of Horehound and Tar re lleves whooping cough. Pikes Toothache Drops Cure in one minute
The Monticellonian., 1902-05-16

Our best friends are those most successful in seeing things our way.-lndianapo
The Monticellonian., 1902-05-16

A critic by any other name would be a knocker just the same.-Chicago Daily News.
The Monticellonian., 1902-05-16

Philadelphia consumes 30 tons of candy daily. Probably the poet who said; Sweet Is dreamless sleep" had this fact in hls mind.-Seattle (Wash.) Post -Intelligencer
The Monticellonian., 1902-05-16
Ask To-Day for Alien. Foo;.Iase.

It cures swollen, aching, tired feet. At al Druggists and Shoe stores, 25c. SampIe sent FREE. Address A. $ Olmsted, Le Roy, N. Y
The Monticellonian., 1902-05-16

Sloth never arrived at the attainment of a good wish.-Cervantes
The Monticellonian., 1902-05-16
Live Stock Mark cts.

St. Lous-Cattle-Fan exports. ss 5d0 7.95; butchers s4.7546 .S5; stockers, g 509 90 cows and heifers, s350d6. 55. Hogs Packing, S6S0a7.25; butchers. s6.9oQ1S5: light. s. .75GtI00 Sheep-Mutton sheep, A00@6.00; lambs, s5.Go4650; spring lambs, $6 00glT. .0O.
 Indianapolis Cattle Good to primo steers, s650Q7.10. Hogs-Good to prime heavies, .s7.loq7. 25 mixed and heavy packing, St. .S5mf10 Sheep-Good to choice lambs. s450Q5.50; good to choice sheep A50d5.00, spring lambs, s5,506S.O6.
 Kansas City-Cattle-Native steers, s5.o0d7 20; Texas and Indian steers, S3. 65@1 sos; Texas cows. E. .70a5.05; native cows and heifers, S2.00Q6.S5; stockers and feed- CTS $S006t5.50; calves, sS00d6.40 Hogs Heavy, $1l5Q132l2 packers. $7.05d1 22l3: medium, s6. 950I20. light. St. f0GC7.05 Sheep -Muttons, %.90a600, lambs, S. 450110; western wethers, $l40d615; ewes. $4.159 6.55
 Chicago to prime steers. $6.90lt1.40. poor to medium, %.10Gt6 S5; stockers and feeders. g. 756t5.35 cows, $l. 50 I6 %: heiferS. S2. 151i6 i0. cauners, $t 50G 40; calves. E. 00n600; Texas fed steers, s2 550i6.h0 Hogs Mixed and butchers, $6. 90 $7 20; good to choice heavy. $125d .32i2: rough heavy, $6.90u7.2 20 light, $6 l01t6.a5. SheeR-Good to choice wethers. S575n 6 25: fair to choice mixed, s. 25d5.75; western sheep, 8. 25Q6,15 native lambs, S5.00Q650: western lambs, S5.25M6.50.
The Monticellonian., 1902-05-16

New York, May l3.-Money on call steady at per cent; prime mercantile paper 4i245 per cent. sterling exchange, weak, with actual business in bankers bills at 4S7d4S1l2 for demand. and at 4S4l. d4S4S4 for 50 days: posted rates, 4S5i3p 4S6 and 4SSu4SslR; commercial bills. 4S461 sS5; Mexican collars, s4lA. Government bondS easy.
The Monticellonian., 1902-05-16
Medical E,aminerr $. Treasury.

Dr. Llewellyn Jordan, Medical Ex- Aminer of U. $. Treasury Department,
The Monticellonian., 1902-05-16
Cotton
EiuauciuI.

Quotations for middlhg range as toi. lows; St. Louis, 15-l6c; New York, 99sc; Memphis 9Lc
The Monticellonian., 1902-05-16

Most men are short on gold and long on brass.-Chicago Daily News.
The Monticellonian., 1902-05-16

Piso's Cure cannot be too highly spoken of as cough cure.-J. W. O'Brien, 322 Third Ave, N, Minneapolis, Minn., Jan. 6, 1900.
The Monticellonian., 1902-05-16

l now consider myself well man
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1902-04-30
BOY MASCOT A WITNESS.

Said Capt. COnneIFs Death Wound
Was Given by Boy of Fifteen.
Manila, April 29.-When the trial by
courtmartial of Gen. Jacob H. Smith
was resumed to-day, Pedro Bella, Il
boy mascot of Company E of the Ninth
Infantry, commanded by Capt. Thomas
w. Connell, who was massacred by the
Samar natives at Batangiga, testified
that he saw Capt. Connells death
wound given by boy of Is. The wit
ness saw several other boys among the
natives who took part in the massacre,
and thought he could himself use a
bolo against a soldier.
Capt. w. f. Aver, Gen. Smiths ad-
jutant general, said he had been close
ly in touch with all the movements,
and knew Gen. Smiths plans, purposes
and feelings at every phase. He add
ed that on the Generals arrival the
coast was deserted, and he saw the
same towns filed with people when he
left But so far as the people of Sa-
mar was concerned, he met only one
man worthy of respect who was sim
cere, patriotic and honorable. He must
admit, however, that the man with this
qualification was born of Tagalog an
cestry.
First Lieutenant Vandeman of the
Twenty-first Infantry, who had charge
of the military information bureau, de-
scribed from the records the treachery
of the natives of Samar.