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The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-04-14
BANS JOvIAL SONGS
PROFESSOR SHOCKED AT Dprv,-
ING SONG F0RBIDS CO-EDs TO
PERFORM DOROTHY
OPERA IS MUCH TOO GAY
Students Protest in Vain. the Cham
celior Is Firm, and They Must
Substitute Something Less
ROIIicI1ing.

LEN Err, Col, April 13.-Tha burning
poIemlc as to whether a woman even
N SeXless Colorado, has as much RIGHT ~
~ IN az men, IS not even a question in
ne NINA OF Chancellor Buchtel Of the
University Of Denver. He has lust ruled
lnat the girls in the halIowed precincts
OF the institution cannot even taIlx about
II IN public, certainly not sing about TAX
ing a drink. And just to utter the thread
bare theory Of Kentucky and Virginia
tnat water Is good only for sanitary p!r-
poses and for floating a ship or irrigat-
ing peets and such, is heresy at the uni
versity.
Promised to Be a Success.
The chancellor has just made himself
censor of the opera Dorothy which the
students were rehearsing for presentation
IN June next. Mr.. George Tenny had
picked out all of the Thespians and Pa.-
It's in the bunch, and was training them
to give the opera They had lots of fun
rehears1ng it and were getting on wonder
fully we'll
The lynx-eyed chancellor thought that
he would read the book of the opera to
see why the boys and girls were having
such good time. Where there is so
much merriment there must be something
wrong, qUoth ne Of solemn mien and sci
entifc bent.
in the book: Enter village maidens, who
go to MaypOle, dance and kick rnerrily"
The book fell from the good mans hands
Was it pOssiblei He looked under the set
tee to see if Little Egypt was not con-
ceaIed Hereunder
Drinking song Mortified DUctor.
After a while the nerves Of the doctor
were somewhat restored and he read on
cautiously, but suspicious and on the qul
yive. His eyes soon fell on the words
Of a drinking song which said that i
think think, think IN take a drink,
drink, drink" That settled it. One drink
would be bad enough-bUt three! And the
jingle suggested a familiarity with it
all!
He must act. There was no time to lose.
Enough harm had already been done. SO
Chancellor Buchtel put his foot down on
the whole proceeding, and, after ne left,
numerous but other similar ones were put
down in cOunter-prOtest. But that's all.
So, instead of the frivolous and chic
Dorothy the dull and dignifed 'LasI1a''
will be rendered next June from the
boards of the Denver university. Thus
the good name of college commencement
exercises, famed for harmlesspess and
pIacidity, is once more rescued from
the jaws of spice and fascination.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-04-14
BLAMEs CLOTHES FOR ILLS.
Woman Doctor Says Covering BODY
Breeds Disease.

CHICAGO, April 13.-Dr. Sarah Hack
EFT Stevenson told women Of the Chicago
club that Rousseau was right when he
advocated the return Of man to state
of nature.
IF [ were to express myself on The
whole subject of dress" said Steven
son, 7 should say, give me an Indian
blanket-for cold weather
Clothes are largely the cause Of dis
ease, the body demanding the natural
stimulants Of sun, wind and rain. The
disadvantages of man began when he
stood upright and placed his head ia an
unnatural position. If people, who teko
the Kneipp cure BY walking barefooted
in the grass would go on all tours they
would carry out the whole theory Of
the cure.
Man as an animal is suffering degra-
dalton at the hands of civilization. The
hair is disappearing from his head, his
eyebrows and eyelashes are going, his
nose is losing its functions, his teeth
are disappearing, his nervous system is
weakening, and with this degeneration
physically has come moral decline"
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-04-14
TRUTH.

Fire, SO wild, where shall we find thee2
In the valley seek q rock;
Strike with steel ana at the shock
IN a moment out spring i;
There the bed wherein I lie.
There seek and we shall find me-"
Air, light air where shall we find thee2
Where the leaflets tremble on the tree,
Where the curling smoke you see,
Where the down floats north or south,
IT'S the breathing OF my mouth
There seek and ye snail find me-
Water bright; where shall we find thee?
Mighty mountains cannot hide
Flow Of spring and force of tide;
Where the roots of rushes grow
You will find me. dig below,
There seek and ye shall find me-"
Holy Truth, where shall we find thee?
Through the weary world 1 roam,
no house have I. no place, no home.
knock. / call but no reply
Therefore heaveuward must fy.
There seek and ye shall find me"
New York Tribune.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-04-14

liberated. The English are far and away
cur best customers, in addition to having
blood relationship. Anglo-saxen CIV
ilizatien.. imperfect though 1t Ii, Is in
flnitely above any ether, and must not
be permitted to perish.
Peace tribunals, arbitration courts, and
other devices to abolish war may be es-
tablished, but wars will come in the fu-
ture as they have in the past. The best
that can be done is to strive to make
the world SO much better that wars will
be reduced to minimum in numbers, and
to the least degree of severity. Paradox
ical as it may seem, the best way to do
this is to have the very latest and most
improved facilities for waging war; the
way to avoid war is to be ready for it.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-04-14
oLEoMARGARrNE BILL SEVERE.


1t Is just beginning to dawn on several
thoughtful people that the proposed new
oleomargarine laws first serious effect
will be upon country butter and the
children Of the poor in the cities 1t
seems obvious already that it means the
death of renovated butter and puts other
butter to a figure so high that the BARNS
Of the Chicago Ghetto and the St Paul
Bohemian flats cannot afford to eat it,
Right here the question arises as to
whether or not something called butter
will not be forced upon the market which
viii be far worse for the public health
than the renovated product of the COW S
udder This grade Of butter under the
new bill must pay a tax of quarter Of
a cent a pound. Besides the manufactur-
er must stand an assessment of 5000 an
nually for the privilege of making, the
wholesaler must pay license of $3.50 for
handling and the retailer SIS each twelve
months for selling. Plainly, the I'M
erring tendency of all this is to prohibit
the sale Of renovated butter at all. But
does anybody think that this butter will
on this account be kept wholly off the
market? It is more reasonable to sup
pose 1t will be smuggled in among the
high-grade butter with some sort of a
misleading label and sold with all it's
impurities intact
Under the old state law Minnesota but
ter that for any reason was not up to
| grade was churned through a great vat,
its Impurities and bacteria of decay driv-
en- off, worked through skinned milk,
| nodded into rolls, duly labeled renovated
butter and sold at prices considerably
below the price paid for the creamery
product There was no deception, and
| the poor who could not afford the prime
! article could still have butter.
Moreover, the taking out Of the mar
ket Of several million pounds of low
grade butter is going to add from to 5
cents a pound to all other butter. Log
ically this leads to a higher price for
cream and also for cheese.
The proposed legislation is radical, far
reaching and may have a baneful rather
than a beneficial effect
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-04-14
MONDAY. APRIL IA, 1902.

If the state would show even a sub
gtantal sign Of the same measure of re-
gard for the public health in the mat
ter Of the peoples food and drink that
1t does in the matter of their shaving
operations, as indicated by the decision
in that West hotel barber shop case
most of the ills of human flesh would
soon go the way Of the BARRIERS itch.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-04-14
Is a vaudeville Attraction.

Some Chicag oans insist that they have
a very good government IN spite Of Bath
house John. It may be that this distin-
guished citizen is retained In prominence
merely for the sake Of his occasional con-
tribution to the gaiety of nations.-Wash-
ingtOn Star
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-04-14

the present wide-open policy; were not
allowed to run by Mr.. Doran:
These are all dntrHths and every In
telIigent resident of this city whe was
a resident from June, 1886, to May, 1898,
inclusive; Knows they are. AS the eaHi-
paign progresses, f he ole may put
It's contemporary On the stand to prove
their character.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-04-14

The increased and increasing price of
all the necessaries of life has not vet
been advanced by the imperialist press
and politicians as additional proof Of
our great prosperity.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-04-14

The construction Of an artesian welt
at Smelling need not be regarded as an
other evidence Of the splendid activity
of our congressional delegation.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-04-14

If the names Of society people are to be
copyrighted, the proOfreader who makes
a mistake in the society page is likely to
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-04-14
Requires q Lfnrufst.

The social aspirant who has no sooner
mastered the language of golf than he Is
called upon to forget it and unravel the
intricacies of ping-pong must be ready to
doubt whether the game Is really worth
the candle.-Philadelphia Press.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-04-14

For a people who have sued so hard
for peace at any price as the British
news agencies tell US the Beers have
done, their enemies seem strangely dis
posed to rejoice exceedingly at the pros
pect of the close Of the war on any
conditions
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-04-14
Lets other Fellows walk Floor.

One or the leading prima donnas saws
that great singers can't afford 10 worry.
The managers evidently are to have a
monopoly Of thGt-CIcveiand Plaindealer,
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-04-14

Why don't our Republican friends point
to Minneapolis in proof of the wisdom
Of putting them in power here. They
might go further for an object lesson,
but they couldn't fare much worse.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-04-14

terchange of compliments among the club
women of this region the marked bru-
nette type of the sex was not at all
in evidence
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-04-14

And the greatest victory that Wisconsin
Grand Army veteran ever won was in
securing three kisses without having to
pay for them.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-04-14

]. Pierpont Morgan IS not a captain Of
industry. He is a commercial commander
in chief.-Washingto Star.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-04-14

If the frebugs operating in Chicago
have any idea Of improving the archt-
lecture by that process, they show
mighty little knowledge of the history
of that community
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-04-14

Our flip contemporary overhead says
that the local Democracy has begun to
disintegrate. Well, the process is COM
pleted in the case of our friends friends.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-04-14

t Dwarf." combination Of two big spec
e. Sarular SHOWS, comes to the Metropolitan
saturday matinee. The sale of seats for
clits engagement opens today.
arizona" is underlined for the Metro
pon.an sunday night and first half of
:. 70 witness Hal Reds great drama
Al Cripple Creek as it will be produced
at the Grand opera house the week of
April 20, will be to witness a. vivid nor
trdyal Of the startling experiences which
western frontiersmen encountered in the
early eighties. The desire for the sensa-
Ilonal is gratlhed from the first to the
Mason's victims in the Temple of David
me rescue of Belle Gordon in the Last
Dollar mine and saving of little Tattoo
oy the sioux indian, Waketah, are some
OF the startling climaxes of the drama.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-04-14

Just now the people Of Brussels are
trying to make the king of Belgium look
ike a nine spot
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-04-14

If the ladies of Denmark-that is the
ladies of the court and of aristocratic
pretensions- made of as good stuff
morally as the servant girls of that de-
voted country, the commissions of Mr..
Christmas will never be earned whether
or not such We're promised them, for
there will be no sale of those islands, at
least during the present generation.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-04-14

If a few more criminal courts would
get move on them as did that one
in Detroit there would be fewer muir
ders Of helpless women. The woman
murderer is the basest coward on earth.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-04-14

The city Of St. Paul shows strange
temerity in suing Mr.. Lowry's aggrega-
ton, considering the grip which that out
fit has always shown itself to possess
on the sources of evidence.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-04-14
TO OUR FRIENDS.


Anyone unable to secure a
copy Of T l. e GIOb ON any
railroad train leaving or en-
tering st. Paul Will confer
favor on the management by
reporting the tactic The bus
mess Office. Telephone, Main
IeG5.
Subscribers annoyed by fr-
regular or late delivery of
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vOr on the management by re-
porting the fact to the business
office. Telephone, Main 1865.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-04-14

Wen, even If the wedding ring is the
badge of slavery, does not this nation
give official sanction to slavery, and has
not Gov. Taft declared that the slaves
would not understand the blessings of
freedom If it were conferred on them?
Imperialistic philosophy is much more
far-reaching than most people think it
is-as the ladies well know.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-04-14

Demand for Band Steel in Germany
Consul LANCER writes from Solingen that
he has received a communication from
Otto Fuehrer, Remscheid-V Westinghouse
Germany, importer of iron, wire, and tin,
asking for the names Of firms manI1fao-
turing band steel used in the manufac-
ture of gongs and bells, the house being
DESTROYS of purchasing this article in the
United States. Parties interested can
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-04-14

So the British officers in that army
mule camp down in Louisiana will per-
nit Mayor Harrison to look over the
fences if he must; but he will not be
permitted to go through the grounds, be-
cause Of his supposed pro-Boer sympa-
thies. Wonder how John Hay would be
treated if he went on the same errand?
Would his pro-Boer sympathies operate
against him?
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-04-14

Washington time q p. m. st. PauD.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-04-14

"Humpty Dumpty and The Black
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-04-14

John Redmond has evidently continued
to keep in touch with American politics,
since the days when he represented the
New York Herald in Cuba If he had not
he would hardly have gagged our sec
retary Of state so accurately as he
did in that inquiry made in parIiament
as to whether the British government in
tended to call Mr.. Hay to England to
participate in that conference on its
colonial affairs. 1t was a center shot,
and Mr.. Redmond made the sell ring.
The misfortunes of the average child
of rich parents may have been summed
up accurately in the following: "Too
much tutor and too little father; too
much clothing and too little mother; too
much boarding school and too little
home" But there are a few thousand
youngsters and their dads who would be
willing to give up the blessings Of pow
erty, even if they had to put up with
these serious drawbacks.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-04-14

Egyptian Medical Congress. Consul
General Long, of Cairo, writes that the
+ lrst Egyptian Medical Congress will be
heId Dec 1898, 1903, instead Of Dee 1914
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-04-14

Bicycles in Paraguay-Consul Ruf1n re-
ports from Asuncion: Bicycles are being
introduced here in considerable numbers,
owing to the fact that the streets in the
city are being paved and some Of the
suburban thoroughfares placed in good
order. This is new market for bicycles,
should be from S. to 20 centimeters (256
to N5 inches) in diameter, weighing 10 to
IS Kilograms (356 poundsE The cost
should be from SIC to $18 In order to
introduce the wheel here. three or four
samples should be sent. The importation
of bicycles is free this year, but It Is
likely that next year duty viii be plac-
ed thereon. Carriages, also. are per-
mitted to come IN free. Most Of the
bicycles now IN use have come from
England and Germany.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1902-01-03
LANDSLIDE CAUSED WRECK.
-Four Lives Lost in an Accident on the Ches.
apSake 6 Ohio.

Lynchburg, Va, Jan. la land
slide on the Chesapeake & Ohio
Railroad, near Reusen station, five
miles south Of Lynchburg on the
James river branch, yesterday, caused
a wreck in which four men were
killed and several persons injured, but
none OF them severely.
Several passengers from the scene
of the wreck say that probably one or
two passengers are buried under the
debris caused by the slide, but no
names can be ascertained of any pas.
sengers known to be missing. The
train to which the mishap occurred
was known as No. 7. 1t left Lynch
burg behind schedule time, and con-
sisted of an engine, tender, baggage
car and one passenger car, which was
pretty well filled with passengers.
1t is stated that the train had run
into rock slide without damage,
and the trainmen and some of the
passengers had succeeded in pushing
the passenger car back from under
the cliff. They were trying to do the
same for the baggage car when a
second heavy slide came down. A
shout Of warning as the second slide
came enabled most of those who we're
in danger to escape without injury.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1902-01-03
THE BORDER ISSUES.
Diplomats Again to Take Up the Alaska
q Boundary and Other Questions.

| Washington, Jan. lit is expect
ed that efforts will be renewed before
long for the settlement of the num-
erous controversies which have long
existed between the United States and
Great Britain, growing out of relations
along the Canadian border, the At
lantic fisheries, warships on the Great
Lakes, the Alaska boundary ard
other questions. Heretofore the ne
gotiations designed to secure settle-
ment Of the matters reoited have not
proved effective, largely because of
the cumbersome machinery OF nego-
tiation, and this has led to the belief
that much more could be accomp-
lished by direct negotiations between
Secretary Hay and Lord Pauncefote
on the main points and the subse-
quent assembling Of a commission
representing the United States, Great
Britain and Canada to give form to
the basis of agreement rendered.
The British author titles have main
tained for some time that when the
isthmian canal treaty is once disposed
of there will be renewal OF the
efforts to adjust the Alaska boundary
and other pending questions, the
canal treaty being regarded as one of
the many pending questions. Now
that the British government has
yielded the Clayton -Bulwer treaty
and other points in the isthmian ne
gotiations, it desires to take up some
Of the other questions in which it
has important interests involved.
Lord Pauncefote desiresto clear up
all the pending differences and have
"clean slate" before his present
term as ambassador comes to a close
When he came to Washington there
were four issues between the two gov
ernments, The first of these was
the Behring sea question, which had
reached an acute stage. The diplo-
mats disposed of this question. The
next was over Venezuela, which, like
the seal question, at one time threat
ened war. But the efforts OF diplo-
macy were again successful in avert
ing trouble and bringing about set
tlement. The third important issue
was the isthmian canal, which has
been satisfactorily disposed of by the
recent Hay-Pauncefote treaty. This
leaves only one issue remaining in
order to bring about 'clean slate,
namely the border controversy, both
as to Canada and Alaska. The Brit
ish officials link these various bound
ary controversies together, as they
are more or less connected.
AT present modus vivendi exists
as TO the Alaska boundary question,
chiefly for the purpose of avoiding
a clash along the border and holding
each side in check until final bound
ary has been determined upon. 1t
seems to be conceded on both sides
that the modus cannot be carried on
indefinitely, and that sooner or later
the question of establishing a perma-
nent boundary must be settled.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1902-01-03
Portland Markets.

Wheat-Walla Walla, $4,000; blue
stem, Gle; valley, 59h @60c.
Barley-Feed, $17@1750; brewing
$1750@1S per ton.
Oats-No. l white, $101.10; gray
95c@$1.
Flour-Best grades $2.70@9.30 pei
barrel; graham, $3.50.
Millstuffs-Bran, $17 per ton; mid
dlings, $40; shorts, $751; chops, SIT.
Hay-Timothy, s11012; clover, 81
675O; Oregon wild hay, $506 per
ton.
Mutton-Lambs, Sh031ac, gross;
dressed, 61sc per pound; sheep, weth
ers, SB 6S12c, gross; dressed, 6@6&C
per pound; ewes, 81 A@35c, gross;
dressed, 6@6hc per pound.
Hogs-Gross, SIC; dressed, 606hC
per pound.
Veal-S69c per pound.
Beef-Gross, cows, 3bc; steers
Sk@ @4c; dressed, 3G7c per pound.
Butter - Creamery, 25@27c pei
pound; dairy, 1S@2Oc; store, 1216d
15c.
Eggs-20622hc for cold storage;
22625c for Eastern; 2s930c for fresf
Oregon.
POultry-Chickens, mixed, S2.5063,
hens. s35064; sk69c per pound
springs, 961Oc per pound. $2.5O63 Pc
dozen; ducks, $5d6 for young; geese
s6.506750 per dozen: turkeys, live
11612lkc; dressed, 1S614c per pound
Cheese-Full cream, twins, 13G
1Shc; Young America. 14G15c.
Potatoes-Best Burbanks, S5c6S1.1i
per Genital; ordinary, 706s0c.
Hops-S610c per pound.
Wool-Valley, 11614c; Eastern Or
egon. sd121kc; mohair, 21G21hc pc
pound.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1902-01-03
LAWS FOR PHILIPPINES.
Root in Daily Conference With Lodge and
PIatt-BiIls Being Prepared

Washington, Jan. 2.-Secretary
Root has been in almost daily confer
ence with Senators Lodge and Platt,
OF Connecticut, during the past week,
in regard to the legislation for the
government otthe Philippines. Bills
are in course of preparation to carry
into effect the recommendation made
by the Philippine commission and
indorsed by the president and secre-
tary of war, looking to the material
and political welfare Of the islands.
These bills authorize the granting of
franchises for railroads, electric
lights, telephones, ETC., the issue of
bonds Of the insular government to
purchase the agricultural holdings
and property of religious orders; pro-
vide for the acquisition Of homestead
rights, regulate mining and provide a
special system of coinage and bank
ing for the islands.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1902-01-03
Told in a Few Lines.

St. Louis police are engaged in a war
on the pool rooms
The United States Supreme Court Mon
day took a recess until Jan. 6.
A S13,500 fire occurred in the busi-
ness section of Pawnee, o. I.
w. II. Rogers, a railroad man, was kill
ed by a train at Blackwell, o. T.
Bids FOR a site for new county court
house at Lawrence. Kan, are asked for.
Topeka, Kan, was AZ years old the
other day, and the anniversary was duly
celebrated.
The Postmaster General has ordered
the constellation OF the postofices at EN-
pire City with Galena ONCE, Kansas.
Roosevelt at San Juan Hill" is to be
the subject Of a painting by vassiii Yer
esthagin, 3 Russian painter of battle
scenes.
The Pope will not send q delegation to
attend the coronation ceremonies Of King
Edward VII, az his holiness was not
notified Of the Kings accession to the
throne.