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The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1902-10-10
DON'T GET TOO FULL.
A Lesson That May Be Learned From
the Habits of the Bees.

A Lesson That May Be Learned From
the Habits of the Bees.
"Don't stir up beehive unless you
know it is a rich one,," said an apiarist
to a visitor at his bee farm.
81 think that 1 would leave them
alone altogether" was the reply. "They
have too angry a buzz about them to
win my confidence"
"You are not used to them, that
all,' said the beeman. For example,
these hives are full of honey, and if l
to sort of suffocate the sentries l can
topple a hive over, handle the bees
like so many beans, clean the honey
combs and carry them off. The bees
won't harm me-" And, to prove his
words, the speaker performed his ex-
pertinent and came back to his friend
with a smile and several heavy combs
of honey.
IF those hives had been nearly
empty" said the apiarist, Il would
have been lucky to have escaped will
my life. The tenants of poor hive
sting to kill"
THAT'S strange" said the visitor
81 should think that they would de
fend their boards with especial jeal
ousy, and the more they have the hot
ter they would fight"
1.-THE reason is" said the beeman
"that when alarmed the bees fly t.
their storehouse and gorge themselves
When full of honey, bee can't benz
it's body and sting"
(Which should be a lesson to us,
said the other Don't get too FULL
New York Tribune.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1902-10-10
MILITARY DISPLAY.
An Amusing Bit of Routine In a New
York Hotel.

York Hotel.
There is no better place to mark the
increasing love of military display and
manepvers than the lobby of large
hotel The colored help in particular
are great soldiers. In one of the Broad
way hotels uptown the colored hall
men are changed at noon. Things were
quiet in the lobby at that hotel today,
for the clerks and bookkeepers were
deep in their books, and the loungers
were all sitting peacefully on the So
fas when the steady tramp, tramp of
what sounded like a regiment of infan-
try broke the stiffness.
The regiment consisted of six col
ored hallmen in blue and brass, with
an especially respondent mulatto in a
more gorgeous uniform walking at the
head of the procession, says the New
York correspondent of the Pittsburg
Gazette. He lined his six men in front
of q bench before the desk, looked
them over sharply to see that they
were "eyes front" and Kissed "Atten-
tionw Then as be clapped his hands
once the six men hinged their legs ST.
simultaneously and dropped into their
seats like a row of wooden soldiers.
| The, mulatto wiped his brow with a
highly perfumed handkerchief, glanced
at the head clerk for approval and as
the first man responded with a jerk ia
the cry Of 'FRONT.' went to the main
doorway to look at the sunlight Of
Broadway with the air of a successful
major general. The whole perform
ance was overwhelmingly funny, but
am sure that mulatto would have com
mitted assault and battery on any one
who dared to laugh.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1902-10-10

The w. c. T. u met in the Pres
byterian church last Tuesday and en-
ioyed a very interesting report by
Mrs. Sinclair of the state convention
held at Butte last week. The state
secretary's report shows 20 live
unions, one died during the year, 456
paid up members, $500 raised, 113
public meetings were held. There
are four L. T. LIS, two "Y's" and
one band of Mercy. There is only
one union in the state larger than
the Kalispell union. The next regu
lar meeting will be held at the resi-
dence of Mrs. Sinclair on October 16
at 8 p. m. Mrs. Sinclair will conduct
Mothers meeting. A cordial invita-
ton is extended to all mothers
whether they are members of the
union Or not.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1902-10-10
All In the Family.

They We're discussing the factors
which make for success in the world,
when the knowing young man said:
There's nothing like force of char
acter, old man. Now, there's Jones.
Sure to make his way in the world.
Has a will of his own, you know"
"But Brown has something better in
his favor"
"What's that?"
"a will Of his uncle. STRAY Stories.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1902-10-10

l ask not that you vow to me
Eternal constancy
When l am gone;
For years that come and go
Bring balm for deepest woe,
And sharpest thorn.
l do not hope or wish
Your heart to keep in leash
To just memory.
Mans love asks something here,
A presence warm and near
And not phantasy.
1 ask no cold and stately stone
To mark nv rest when l am gone,
And say you held me dear
For in my blessed safe retreat,
With silence at my head and feet,
I shall not hear.
Only one boon, with burning, blind
ing tears,
/ crave, that through the passing
years,
While. | am here,
You give me love as true
AS that | give to you,
Oh, heart most dear.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1902-10-10

Mrs. Meekins-What nice lady Mrs.
Selden is!
Mrs. Pratt-Is she? 1 never met her.
Mrs. Meekins-Perfect! told her
today 1 was ashamed of myself be-
cause 1 never had returned her call,
and she said, very politely, you know,
that 1 needn't worry myself; that I
could keep it as long as 1 pleased
Boston Transcript.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1902-10-10
CARD OF THANKS.

We wish to express our heartfelt
thanks to the many friends and par
ticularly the Modern Woodmen and
Royal Neighbors for their many acts
of kindness during our recent be
reavement.
MR.. AND MRS. H. C. BURST.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1902-10-10
Legal Points.

$50 he got out an injunction against
your company" we say pityingly.
"Why didn't you forestall him by get
ting an injunction to prevent the issu-
ance of his Injunction
II couldn't. You see, he was slick
enough to get out an injunction against
my getting out an injunction against
his nw-Baltimore Herald.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1902-10-10
Asked and Ansmered.

Female Lawyer-How old are you?
Female Witness-You know as well
as do that I'm just week younger
than you are; but, if necessary
Female Lawyer (hastily)-Never mind;
it isn't necessary.-Chicago News.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1902-10-10
Accounted For.

Dime Museum Manager = What is
that peculiar smell?
The Living skeleton The rubber
skin burned his finger lighting a ciga-
rette.-Judge.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1902-10-10

"After all, remarked Smithers, yawn-
ing, sit is small world"
'Tt has to be-" snapped Smuthers,
''to match some of the people in it,
Cincinnati Commercial Tribune.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1902-10-10

Every man should profit by his own
mistakes, but most of US would prefer
to profit by the mistakes of others
Philadelphia Record.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1902-10-10

We ought to avoid the friendship of
the bad and the enmity of the good
Epictetus.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1902-10-10
$ceiety'$ note Book . .

Mr.. and Mrs. Petit came up from
the lake on Tuesday. Mr.. Petit went
home the same day, Mrs. Petit re
naming in town the guest of Mrs
Goshorn until this afternoon.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1902-10-10

naming in town the guest of Mrs
Goshorn until this afternoon
Fred c. Sterling came over from
Missoula a few days ago on business
and for few days outing. Mr.. Har-
ry and Mr.. Sterling have been out
hunting and fishing.
Mrs. Frank Gray and Miss Madi-
son went to Spokane Wednesday ev-
ening, to attend the Fruit fair. They
will return Saturday night.
Genial Donald Davenport of Helena
is in the city on business, and has
been viewing the sights of Flathead
valley.
Mr.. and Mrs. John O'Brien re-
turned Wednesday night from an ex-
tended visit in the east.
-
Miss Mary O'Brien has gone to Spo-
kane for a short visit, she Will return
some time next week.
Fred Whiteside went over to Great
Falls on business. He will be back
Friday evening.
Mr.. Adelbert who lives near 81 m
mers came up Wednesday to attend
the fair
%
w. D. Hill and daughter left foI
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1902-10-10

Pianos at about your own price
today. AS long as they are out of a
box they are for sale. Going to box
them in the morning. Better see
them today. Easy terms. At Grit
fin & STANDARDS.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1902-10-10

w. D. Hill and daughter left for
their home in Ohio, Tuesday night.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1902-10-10

Leland Tansil and F. F. Stevens
will return from their hunting trip at
Echo lake, tomorrow.
Society's four hundred have been
resting after the whirl of dinners,
luncheons, card parties, dances and
teas, which have been given for the
past three months and this week
every one has been at the fair.
There are SO many things of inter
est there. One section is occupied by
the various grades in the public
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1902-10-10

Mr.. Adelbert who lives near 81 M
mers came up Wednesday to attend
the fair.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1902-07-02
ILLUSTRATIONS THAT WERE NEEDED.

The continued row attending the hold
ing of caucuses and conventions in all
parts of the state; the charges Of unfair,
not to say fraudulent methods that are
being used, will have one good effect.
The attention Of people OF the state will
be directed with more interest than ever
before to the faults Of the system that
makes such charges possible They re-
call the fact that the syste'n would not
be in force in Wisconsin today but for
the members of the Legislature who now
form the Boilers league. The COVER
nor did what he could to change the
laws. The stal-warts. adopts in caucus
and convention manipulation, defeated
she bill. betrayed the convention prom
ise to the party, and perpetuattd the
bungling system we now have.
There has been y good deal of news
paper discussion of nominating methods.
The people probably nee9ed some prae-
zioaI Illustrations of their workings in
a time of intense interest in the results
that are being fought for. They have
the illustration furnished in nearly every
district in the state. II there is not d
large degree Of sentiment created for
improved methods for making ro4nina-
tions there will be occasion for surprise
Milwaukee Free Press.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1902-07-02
ne uNl 40 srArrs TkEAsuRY.

Yesterday waz the last day of the
United States governments fiscal year,
and the treasury shows surplus Of
nearly 800, 600, 000 for the year. If this
amount should be divided up among the
people in the form OF dividend there
would be coming to each citizen an av-
erage of about $120. 1t has Deen a
great business year The treasury re-
ceipts have been $50 600, 900 less than
during the preceding year, owing TO the
reduction in internal taxes. but the ex-
penditures have been s87, 000 900 less,
and this accounts for the increase in the
surplus of nearly SO. 600 900.
The expenditures of the government
for the year ending June 30. 1901, We're
sos, 600, 900. This year they are $47i,
600. 600 $37, 600, 600 less. The receipts
have amounted to the enormous average
of 81, 800, 900 for every business day,
and the expenditures to 81 500, 600
Here is net profit of ai,out $500, 1000 a
day. This is an exhibition Of prosperity
that should be written with large I /.
The heaviest item of expense is that of
pensions, which amount to nearly $3.50,
600 day. The United States has as
part of its cash assets $497, 900, 900 in
gold, sum probably larger than any
other government in the world ever had
Secretary Shaw says, the money comes
rolling in IA ter than we know what to
do with it. Mil ~aukee Free Press
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1902-07-02

During the winter of 1901. Mr.. r.
O. Bell Pontiac, Ills, contracted Sc
we're cold which left him with q very
annoying cough. In speaking of how
he cured it he says ii had been suffer
ing from the effects of la grippe follow
ed by severe cough for several weeks
last winber. and had tried nearly every
remedy known TO myself and friends, but
found no relief up to the time began
using Harris Honey and Horehound /
received benefit even from the first bot
tie Of this medicine, and three 25c bot
ties effec aallv cured me. There are no
deleterTous fleets following it's use and
| consider Harris Honey and Horehound
the best throat and lung remedy in the
World Sold by A. J. johnson, drug
ist.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1902-07-02
REpuBLfcaN STATE CONVENTION.


To THE REPuBLICAN e. ECToRS or WISCONSIN,
In pursuance of the law and precedepi1
the republican state central committees VI
raets that a convention OF the republican
aIectors OF the state OF Wisconsin be held IN
fhe cftg 81 Madison, on the 10th day or July.
foao At - O'Clock noon, for the purpose OF
,siacin- in nomination republican state
ficket' namely, governor, lieutenant cover
nor secretary of state, state treasurer attof-
new general, state superintendent, Insurance
Commissioners and railroad commlssloher 70
be yoted for at the general election ID NO
varnber next. and electing IA chairman OF the
renuhIican state central committee, ana Two
mambers from each congressional district 70
constitute such committee; and the transac-
tion OF such other business as may properly
come before the convention.
The republican electors OF Wisconsin, ana
All voters without regard to past poiitical
affiltations who believe in republican pfln-
cipIes, are cordially invited to unite under
this call in sending delegates TO salu state
convention. $1,000 -
Each county is entitled 10 one deies&te IoE
every $50 republican votes or MAJOR Iractioh
thereof cast at the presidential etecIlon ~ 70
lQa9 rThe total number OF delegates Is iVoo-
VerueD county Is entitled to Is
Whenever any delegate or delegates are
absent the vote OF such delegate or delegates
instead Of being represented by proxy shalt
be divided equally between the regularly
elected delegates present. -. -.
GEORGE f. BRYANT, Chapman
ZENo NJ. HOST, secretary
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1902-07-02
For TEACHERS AND PUaJ,s.

The summer school .. Viroqua will
bSgin July z, and continue for< weeks
II addition to reviews CLASSES viii be
formed in the Few studies required for
certificates. The school is fortunate in
having secur I'D the services of Prof. w
E. D. Rummell, principal of the Des
Moines high school, Mr. RuEmel is a
teacher Of vide experience. and has
done successful summer school work in
Iowa. For furt aer particulars address
ESTHER BUTT, Viroqua, Wis
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1902-07-02
Rrral Schools Not In Fauor.

In pamphlet on the consolidation
of School Districts and Transportation
of Rural School Pupils at Public Elk
pense, State School Superintendent L.
D. Harvey argues in favor of the plan.
presenting as advantages that it would
cost less for buildings and repairs, it
would cost less for teachers, it would
secure additional state sid by establish
ing graded schools. would increase the
value of land. would tend to lessen sick
less among children, would enable pu-
pills 10 advance in their studies more rap
idly, would admit Of instruction in
special and advanced subjects, and
would leDgthsn the school year and in
crease the regularity and punctuallty
in attendance. He says children could
remain at home while securing q good
education, and farm life would be more
attractive Mr.. Harvey says that funds
for free transportation of children of ru-
raj schools to central schools would more
than be provided for in the arlount the
state pays out for teachers wages, fuel
and supplies :"
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1902-07-02

What a feeling of 'whipped-currism
q very large majority of the county pa
pers Of the state must suffer at the pres.
emit moment How well they have been
able to misguide the honest voters Of the
state is told in the caucus and conven-
ton returns. In most of the counties
where the newspaper were bought body
and soul by the aristocrats of Milwaukee
the returns are fatal to the cause of the
boiling confederate society. 1t has been
the worst blsck-eye the newspapers have
received in the history of the state. 1t
has rightfully caused a distrust that
will require long term OF years to re-
move. A newspaper is valuable only
and entitled to confidence when it IL
honest with its constituents. 1t has in
Auence only when it is known to reflect
public sentiment, is teacher of princip-
les Compatible with public veal The pa
per that is known to respond to the beck
and call of some political Moses, is out
OF date. Such have been taught a Sc
we're lesson in the present campaign.
Ths publishers are not so much at fault
as the men who inaugurated the big
money game and subsidized the press.
Let this put an end to the prostitution
of newspaper columns for a political
price.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1902-07-02
TRUE TO HIS COgSTITUENrs.

Readstown Herald: We are pleased to
announce the candidacy of the Hon. A.
81. Dahl for member Of assembly. Mr..
Dahl has represented Vernon county
two terms in the Wisconsin legislature
Vnd no one dare question his loyalty to
his constituents. His vote ON every i'm
portant question is an open book. In
these trying times we must be represent
ed by men whose record on the great
questions of taxation and primary cleo
tions are clean. Sucha man is Mr., Dahl
Should he again represent us we assure
our readers that their interests will be
looked after When the caucus il called
to elect delegates let there be no stay
at homes, il is every mans duty to see
that honest and capable delegates are Sc
lectsd Robert NJ LaFollette will be the
next governor of Wisconsin and we must
have legislature that will stand for
principle and see that the provisions OF
the platform are carried out
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1902-07-02

NFW@FD1 ? q ~ : p 1lHF7~I7 . - 10 EFII"
The bowels are the great sewer of the
body stop the drainage, and the house
Is full of deadly sewer gas. Allow the
bowels TO become constipated and every
portion of the body becomes corrupted.
Your doctor will tell you that nine
tenths of the diseases that afflict human
ity are caused by the bowels becoming
constipated, There is one absolutely
sure cure for biliousness and constipa'
ton. 1t is Re. Go Tonic LNHtiye Syrup
and it only costs tweuffEe cents 10
prove this statement bNd by A. ].
johnson, druggist.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1902-07-02
Indigestion arises from a weakenl

Indigestion arises from weakened
condition of the stomach, caused by over
eating, or eating indigestible or improp,
erly cooked food, alcoholic drinks. etc
TINS exhausting nerve force and the
stomach resulting in indigestion. dys-
pepsia, biliousness and constipation A
cure Of these complaints can be affected
in short time by the regular use of Re.
Go, the famous Tonic Laxative Syrup.
The expense is only 25 or so cents and Il
certainly modest doctor bill ReGc
is sold by A. J. Johnson, druggist.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1902-07-02
Exeursi IS to the Dells.

On every Friday and Saturday, good
to return the following Monday, az 81 81
with SOC added for steamer.
Daily for a. go with SOC added fol
steamer, good TO return until Oct. 31st
For parties of ten or more going and
returning in body, 50 SO each, with SOC
added for steamer; good to return three
days from date of sale.
L. G. BOYLE, Agent
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1902-07-02
School Boards Attention.

Are you thinking OF changing text
books2 Ii so, you want the best. Let
me show you my samples. VIII supply
any text book at discount. ] can fur.
nish anything in school supplies, furni-
ture, apparatus, etc, at the lowest price.
Terms to suit purchaser. Drop me
postal card and / will call upon you.
Correspondence solicited.
w. E. LEWIS, Bloomingdale, Wis.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1902-07-02

If so the G. NJ. g. st. Paul road is the
one to secure terms from. AS usual
western excursion and homessekers
tickets will be sold to all points in the
south and southwest on the first and
third Tuesdays of June, July. August
September and October. One fare TO,
ound trip pics s, coed 1cr ] daysI
INQUIRE of L. Q. BOYLE agent, Vircqua
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1902-07-02
No False Claims

The proprietors of Foley's Honey and
Tar DO not advertise this as a sure cure
for consumption. They do not claim il
will cure this dread complaint in adj
vanced cases, but do positively assert
that t will cure in the earlier stages and
never fails to give comfort and relief in
the worst cases Foley's Honey and
Tar is without doubt the greatest throat
and lung remedy. Refuse substitutes.
a. J. johnson.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1902-07-02

Madison Democrat: The weakest ar
gument in favor of the present method
of electing United States senators comes
from Senator Lodge He thinks that to
elect in states by the popular vote will
soon lead to representation on the basis
Of population. Nonsense. The trouble
with Dodge is that he thinks he can stay
there under present methods, but he
knows he couldn't by a popular vote.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1902-07-02
Two ,Bott,es cured aim.

II wa troubled with kidney com
plaint for about two years, writes A
H. Davis of Mt Sterling, Ia, but two
bottles of Foley's Kidney Crre effected
a permanent cure Sound kidneys are
the safeguards of life. Make the kid
neys healthy with Foley's Kidney Cure.
A. ]. Johnson.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1902-07-02

Colds are sometimes more troublesome
in summer than in winter, it's so hard
to keep from adding to them while cool
ing off after exercise One Minute
Cough Cure cures at once. Absolutely
safe Acts Immediately. Sure cure
for coughs, colds Group. throat and lung
troubles A J. johnson.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1902-07-02

If reports from South Dakota are cor
rect that state will this year make a
crop that will surprise the older states,
The land boom continues and the home
seekers who are buying seem justified
in placing their money in this land Of
agricultural surprises.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1902-07-02

The stsunch old republican Third con-
gressional district is certain to send a
solid delegation of 103 votes to the state
convention in favor of the denomination
of Governor La 7o.iette. Caucuses have
been held in all counties of the district
except Iowa and juneau, and they are
sure to line up with the balance of the
eyrOr7n
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1902-07-02

On the floor of the United States sen
ale, on Monday, Senators Bailey of Tex
as, and Beverage of Indiana, had hand
to hand scrap. This is dignity for oul
highest legislative body.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1902-07-02
prouehitis for Twenty Y oars.

Mrs. Minerva Smith of Danville, ILL.,,
writes: Il had bronchitis for twenty
years and never got relief until l use1
Foley's Honey and Tar which is sure
cure" A. J. johnson.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1902-07-02

The opposition to Governor La Toilette
will not muster $50 votes of the 1865 en-
titled to seats in the republican state
con ention, less than one-third. They
have Stained over 700, even including
Varnou