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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1902-09-13

Long ago the sprightly Latins said that the
baa+ta broy,ed Saxons took their pleasures sadly
Bnt if the Saxons are cheerful in their troubles
and ready for any fate why bother too much
about their gayety when they are Trying 10
amuse themselves? There's lot of fun in the
old stock after all. and John Bull and Brother
Jonathan have plenty of jollity in store. The
co,,ine generations of the kith and Kin across
tho sea will not be sour and dour.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1902-09-13

Mr. and Mrs H o. Havemeyer. ST., WIN 80
their house at Islip next Tuesday ana go 3e III ~
country place at Stamford, Conn., LOT inc Ian
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1902-09-13

Mr. and Mrs William Rhnelander will return 10
town next Monday from the Oriental ho'ei' "
Manhattan Beach, and will open their houSe' "
IS West FOrty-eighth-st. for the sedS0"-
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1902-09-13

October promises to be gay at the Virginia Hot
Springs and among those who have alreaoy en-
gagged rooms there Mrs. Stuyvesant FISH, NIT
John r. DrexeI and Mrs Pembroke Jones'
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1902-09-13

SherlHs' posses are killing a number If tho
worst oesperadoes in various parts of the coun-
"s aho are thus doing good work The as
"hora II Is impossible to bring before the
courts Ior .iial because they resist arrest with
batteries of deadly weapons ought ~ ba shot
down like the mad dogs they are
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1902-09-13

Turn 10 Inc Book of Job to find the likeness
OF Big Bill" Devery, the behemoth of Ixtb
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1902-09-13
". W. Aston BEREATED.
HIS YOUNGEST CHILD DIES FROM CON.
SUMPTION-TO BE BURIED HERE

London. Sept 12-Wiliam Waldorf Astor's
daughter Gwendoln died from consumption this
morning at Clveden. Her body will be taken to
New-forh Tor burial She was twelve years old.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1902-09-13

The death is announced by cable from Malvern
England, of Lewis Turner. who married uduSI'ei
OF Mrs. Gouverneur Morris
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1902-09-13

Robert s Mccormick. the United Sta'es nr.oa
sador at Vienna and Mrs McCormlch are ~
TO sail for New-York Wednesday heA'
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1902-09-13

Indicted keepers of poolrooms have OBTAINED
. dar,,,rrar But they should not exut unduly
Thew are a long way still from getting out OF
49, woods and even if they finally emerge they
nav and probably WILL find themselves be-
tween the devil and the deep sea.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1902-09-13

President Faunce OF Brown University IN
his annual report 10 the corporation has much
to saw about college athletics and with great
deal Of earnestness insists upon the Importance
Of removing every possible ground of dispute
concerning the unblemished amateur records Of
,,,,7erqraduate competitors. His suggestions are
likely 10 call out emphatic responses of approval
IN many quarters. College games should be
wholly free from reproach.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1902-09-13

The wedding of Miss Helen T. Norton. daughter
of Mr.. and Mrs Washington Fayette Norton. of
Babylon. Long Island. to Morris Twining Weeks,
of Mr.. and Mrs Charles l. Weeks. OF Newark,
y. j, will take place the home OF the bride
October S. Owing to the death OF the brides
grandmother the invitations will be limited TO reia-
tves and few intimate friends.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1902-09-13

W X Vanderbilt. jr, has apparently cldIseu us
mind about giving up automooliins- ne -
r1,,Iroa6 his Intention of taking part in the race
for the international trophy next year IN rfirtion
and is likewise taking steps to"aIG t,ie Isiand
of the automobile speedway on Long isiaAN
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1902-09-13

Mrs George l. Ingraham has returned W O
and is stayng with Mrs. William B. Bacon
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1902-09-13

Mr. and Mrs Edwin Gould have ieIt Town anu
gone to their place at Ardsey for the Tan
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1902-09-13

Quotations for Stock Exchange seats are no
verfng around the SS0,Vo0 mark wall street
evidently expects a busy winter.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1902-09-13

Mrs. Robert G. IngersoI.
MI and Mrs. Walston II.
Brown and family.
Mrs. Adelaide X. Dick.
Mr.. and Mrs. B. P. Fielden
and family.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1902-09-13

u sail To-Day Tor London.
Miss Harriet A Dick.
W. a. Ross. jr.
". L. Judkins.
I Otto Lion.
Alexander T. Leftwick.
/ Alexander T Leftwick fr.
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a Postmnster.s Discoverr.

Lancaster, N. Y. April 2Ist.-Mr
John Remers, postmaster of this vii
1age. was taken with Diabetes -four
years ago For two years he doctored
with local physicians well as sew
eral specialists from Buffalo, but &c;
no better Indeed he was gradually
growing worse.
He stopped taking the doctors medi-
cine and commenced a treatment O.
Dodd's Kidney Pills He used in al
about ten boxes and is as strong and
well to-day as ever he was.
He attributes his recovery to moth
ing but Dodd's Kidney Pills, and SAYS:
IF 1 could only talk five minutes to
every one who has Diabetes am sure
1 could convince them that they need
mt suffer a moment longer when
Dodd's Kidney Pills are on sale in ev-
cry drug store.
I will cheerfulIy answer any letters
from sick men or women. as I think
every Diabetes sufferer should be told
of Dodd's Kidney Pills, the remedy
that saved my life
The Globe-republican., 1902-05-01
Street Railway stop signs.

Beginning on Wednesday next the
white pole" stop-signs arran cement
on the Boston & Northern street rail-
way will go into effect. The poles are
placed very near together At first it
was proposed to have them 900 feet
apart. but constant c1amors for poles
at this place and that place have re-
duced the distances in some cases to
less than 200 feet apart It is ex-
pected that the system will gradually
be introduced on other lines.-Boston
Globe
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have received his share of honors in
the seventy-six years of his life A
typical southerner of tie *to1d school, .
he is popular both with his party as
sociates and with the members of the
opposition, and his advanced age in no
way prevents his occupying leading
position in the democratic ranks.
Senator Bates home is at Nashville
Mr.. President said a western con-
gresham to Mr.. Roosevelt, @one of
my numerous constituents
zone of your humorous constitu-
ents?' queried the president, inter
rupting with a smile.
ut depends entirely upon you, Mr..
President was the prompt reply
whether his candidacy is to be re-
garded as a joke.
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The Nerve of Gamblers.

Certain bold dealers in gambling
tips on races had the effrontery to
apply to a Supreme Court justice for
an Injunction against rivals whose
operations were cutting down the
gains of the imposters who were fieec-
ing a number of credu1ous dupes. 1t
seems incredible that such schemerS
should be so inso1ent as to apply to the
Supreme Court in this district to pro-
tect them from competition in a bust
ness SO plainly illegal and against pub
lie morals OF course, their brazen
proceeding was kicked out of court
New York Tribune.
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Lord Ribblesdale gave a recent de-
bate in the Lords a touch of hunor
in attempting to quote From Green
lands icy mountains He Steered
safely through the first line, mang1ed
the second and failed altogether at
the third. But he is not the first great
man whom the hymn has tripped up.
One famous parsonage fell over the
first line: From IceIand's greasv
mountains he began, and got
fIITt
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An ingenious method of obtainin
pocket money is in vogue in London.
Its originator travels on suburban
lines. When the collector demands
his ticket, he explains at some length
that, having paid for it, it is his
property After much time has been
wasted, the collector usually wakes
impatient, and snatches the ticket out
of the passengers hand, who promptly
summons the company for assault, and
obtains damages.
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DR.. Francisco De Paula Rodrigues
AIves, who has just been elected pres
ident of Brazil, has for many years
been a conspicuous figure in the poll
ties of that republic He is a native
of the state of Sac Pau1o, and is now
governor of that state He Will be
inaugurated on Nov. Is. the anniver-
sary OF the proclamation of Brazil s
independence. The tenure of office is
four years
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Real maker. of Fame and wealth.

In praising the editorial utterances
of one of Chica COS leading papers in
his Sunday sermon, Rev John r.
Crosser, of that city, said:
Yet those pages add no glory to
any name or names, but simply to the
newspaper. The editors render their
services and then drop out of sight
The individual is swallowed up, as he
is in all great consultations of to-
day. 1t is not the few whose names
appear and are noised before the pub
lie who make the corporations a sue
cess Think of the thousands of hui
man hands and human brains toiIing
unknown and unheard of beneath the
few, and without which the great NIT
chine would stop
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coachman a Good Reasoner.

A Liverpool coachman appeared with
his hair closely cropped why, Den
MIS- said the mistress, whatever pos
sessed you to have your hair cut while
you had such bad cold 20 Well
num- replied Dennis, II do be takin'
notice this long while that whiniver I
have me hair cut 1 take a bad cowId
so 1 thought that now, while I had the
cowld on me. 1t would be the time of
all others to go and get me hair cuttin'
done; for by that course L would save
meself just one cowld.'
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Tearing Down Pan-American.

The Buffalo park department has a
big job on its hands to restore to its
former condition that part of Della
ware Park which was included in the
Pan-American Exposition grounds.
Probably a number of years must
elapse before all traces of the havoc
worked by the exposition will have en-
tireIy disappeared. The department
wants a special appropriation of S2o.-
600 for the work of restoration
The Globe-republican., 1902-05-01

West Virginia is rapidly becoming
more and more the Mecca of the ne
grOeS of the south. The climate of that
state, and the great coal and coke in
dustries in operation in almost every
county, together with the extensive
railroad construction being carried on,
furnish ready as well as lucrative en-
ployment for negro 1aborers, of whom
Is 900 are employed in the mines
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wheat Product in England

In England the average yield OF
wheat is over thirty bushels to the
acre. but in this country it is below
fifteen bushels. the difference being
mainly due to the fact that in Great
Britain highly productive varieties of
the grain have been secured through a
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PopuIatIon of america.

Engfn eerIng estimates that the pop
uIation of the United States and its de-
Tendencies now exceeds 81 ,O0o,0 in
habitants. The Philippines contain
more than 1000, 600 inhabitants. Porto
Rico has 953, 900. Hawaii 154. 900, and
Alaska 90. 5S2- China stands first II.
population, the British Empire second.
Russia third, and the United States
fourth.
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Andrew Carnegie Ksmembered.

Robert Storey of Irwin, Pa. has re-
ceived letter from Andrew Carnegie
informing him that he had placed on
the pension list of the old railroad
ers who were employed on the Penn
sy1vania railroad under Mr. Carnegie
Mr. Storey was freight conductor in
the early Co.'S Two men, unknown to
him, boarded the tender of his train.
and when Storey discovered them he
ordered them off, Afterward Storey
learned that one of the men was An
drew Carnegie
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Cummings Devotion to Duty.

Though Congressman Amos Cum
mings has been an invalid all through
the present session he has faithfully
attended to his duties in the house be-
respOndence- Finally his doctor per
emptoriIy ordered him to bed, where
he remained for about a week and
now he is rapidly recovering. At the
same time. however, he kept at work
in spite of all the doctor could say
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A soIfIer-s Reply.

A soldier of Marshal Saxe's army
being discovered in a theft, was CON
demned to be hanged What he has7
stolen might be worth five shiIiings
The marshal, meeting them as he was
being led to execution, said to him
What miserable fool you were, to
risk your life for five shil1in gs,'
General replied the soldier, Il have
risked it every day for my pay, ave
pence This repartee saved his life.
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wit FeIt bv ChamberIaIn.

For a number of years Mr.. Cham ber-
lain, the English statesman. was never
seen without an orchid in his button
hole, but now he has stopped wearing
them 1t is limited that he made the
change because of this clever line in
Watson'S Spontaneous Tribute.' .
You shall know him by the orchid in
the coat that he has turned,
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Carried on MANY Great Men.

Angina pectoris, from which Cecil
Rhodes suffered, is a disease of great
men Tt carried OF Matthew Arnold, 1T
killed Lord Clarendon, DR.. Chalmers,
John Leech, Dr. John Hunter, the ia
nous physician; Thorwardsen, the
sculptor, and Sumner, the American
statesman. 1t seems to have a predi-
lection for those in whom there is 4
high development of the nervous sys-
tenn
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How Word. Originals.

When one of the Doodle aldermen
coined the word 'com bfne," did any
body imagine that within a few years
a justice of the Supreme Court of the
United States would 1T in sol
emn opinion, with apparent doubt
of it's perfect validity and propriety?-
New York Tribune
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Superior quality and extra quantity
must win. This is why Defiance Starch
is taking the place of all others
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lively easy. If we may believe the fol-
lowing story.
.<Uncle Joe recently entered the post
Office committee room of the house
to have a little chat with Chairman
Loud
".wen Joe,' said the latter, how
are you getting on2'
--Oh, pretty wel1.' responded Mr.
Cannon. I've got all my postoh1ces
disposed of and I don't think I've lost
more than $500 votes.
Mr. Cushman of Tacoma is of the
-ssinged cat type of statesman He
knows he is not an Apollo, but as a
word-slinger he is without a peer in
the house An instance of his ability
in this direction is related by m en-
bers of the committee on coinage.
weights and measures A bill for the
adoption of the metric system the
standard of weights and measures in
the United States was being consid-
cred. and a scientist from the Univer-
sity of Pennsylvania was demonstrate
ing to what a fine point the system
and certain instruments would reduce
the measurement of various things
II would like to ask the gentleman
said Cushman, whether not, in his
opinion, it will be possible to take the
little end of nothing and white it
down to fine point and push the
pith out of a houses hair and utilize
the cavity thereby created?''
The scientist was f1oored, but one
of Cushman'S colleagues declared that
such a feat would be coarse work.
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snk an Ancient Product.

Among the spoIIs taken by Judas
Maccabaeus from the Syrians- whom
he defeated in battle in the year 166
B. c. was qua Dfitv Of silk
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EARLIEST RUSSIAN NIILIET
VIII you be short of hayz If SO, plant a
plenty of this prodigally prolific millet-
to Tons OF Rich Hay Per Acre
Price so lbs 81 30; 100 lbs. 81 Low freights
John A Salzer Seed Co., La Crosse, Wis W
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will other. Defiance Cold Water
Starch has equal in Quantity Quail
ity-16 for 10 cents Other brands
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PUTNAM FADELESS DYES are fast
to sunlight, washing and rubbing. Sold
by druggists, Toe. per package.
The Globe-republican., 1902-05-01

You can't be happy unless you try to
make others happy.
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IMPURE BAKING POWDER SEIZED
The New York Board Health Find 1T
Contains Alum and Rock. Declare 1t !
Dangerous to Health and Dump
Into River.

Dangerous to Health and Dump
the River.
The New York papers report that
the Health Department of that city
has seized as dangerous to health
nearly two tons of cheap mixtures sold
for baking powder and dumped them
into the offal scow to be destroyed
More of the powder was found in n
Sixth ave- department store The re-
port of the analysis of the Health
Department stated that 1t was IAN
alum baking powder containing alum
and pulverized rock
The different Health Authorities
seem to have different ways of re-
pressing the sale of bad baking pow
ders. In England they have prosecut-
ed the grocers under the ge-e ra1 law
and broken up the traffic In Missouri
the sale of alum baking powder is
actually prohibited by law. In New
York they seize the unwholesome stuff
and cast it into the river without any
discussion The latter way is certain
ly effective.
The alum baking powders are uSu-
ally offered at a low price, ten to
twenty cents a pound, or with some
prize, a temptation to the house
wife.
Consumers can protect themselves
by buying only hfgh-grade baking
powder of established name and
reputation Do not be tempted by the
grocer to take something else as '-just
as good or .-our own brand" for the
trials show that the grocer himself is
often deceived by INSCRIPTIONS max
ers, and is selling an alum powder
without knowing it
There are several good powders
the market; let the housekeeper insist
on having what she knows is right
and not be induced to risk the life o.
the family for an imaginary saving of
few cents.
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am sure Pfso's Cure for Consumption saved
my life three years ago--Mrs- THOS. ROBBINS,
Maple Street, Norwich, N. Y, Feb IL, 1900
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The landscape photographer ism t
always liberal with his views
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The cipher is an example of some
thing for nothing
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Special Letter.

Oct and humorist com
bined is representative Can
der of Mississippi. The
burden of his song is the
Tom bigbee river-not a po-
et1ca1 name. but invested by
Gambler with all the attri-
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Pain-HamIin's Wizard Oil Use the
last the first, and you will neither
have the other.
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DuteS or sweetness and night
Mr. Gambler besought the house to
spend a few dollars in Improving the
Tombigbee river Not only is it one
of the oldest rivers in the country
according to Gambler. but it has been
travelling the even tenor of its way
ever since it was discovered If it can
only be opened to commerce there will
be no trouble to navigate it, for ac-
cording to Gambler. there will be no
storms to disturb, no ice to block and
the silvery moon will light up the
crystal waves by night and the sun
will lend its transcendent rays by
day
Mr.. Gambler told the house that
the river moves as when the red man
trod its banks, and lies like the sleep
ing beauty of old, awaiting the magic
touch of improvement and progress to
awaken it to a new life" Mr. Gambler
appealed for the magic touch, but the
house voted against him, and the crys-
tai waves of the Tombig bee will not
dash against the prows of progress
Senator Kittredge of South Dakota
tells a story about reception which
he attended which is especially APP
preciated by some of the "cliff-dwel-
lers,'' as the senators who have their
offices in the subterranean part of the
capitol are called
One of the guests at the reception
was a young man from the west VINO
was asked to take a glass of wine.
It never drink wine,'' he said
Never drink wine?'' said the host
in surprise
mo- said the young man.
so that I cannot induce you to
join me?' persisted the host.
NO. was the reply. Il dom touch
wine, but if you can find me a little
plain old rye whisky, i think I could
be persuaded to take a drink
A typical North Carolinian called at
wore heavy boots and homespun
clothes, his whiskers were of the
Horace Greedy fashion, he did not
wear a collar, and his hat slouched
down upon his touse1ed hair He sent
in his name to Senator Pritchard, con-
f1ding to the doorkeeper that he had
not seen Pritchard since they served
together in the legislature twelve
years ago.
MY country, SENATOR he exclaimed
in voice audible all over the lobby,
how you have improved"
George Gilliland and George Rouzer
are the secretaries, respectively, of
Senators Clark of Montana and Dry
den of New Jersey. Gi11iland is from
Ohio and Rouzer is a resident of the
District.
ell, SAID ROuZer, L Will pay Tor
your lunch if you will bound the state
of Montana
"All right said Gi11iland- .On the
north by Canada, on the west by Ida
no, on the south by Wyoming and on
the east by-by-that'S curious I can
not think of the state-on the east by
Il think it is either Minnesota or
one of the Dabotas. I'll pay for the
lunch
A few minutes later Gi1liland had
an Inspiration. George" he said,
Tets see if you can name the states
that bound New Jersey"
Gill; said Rouzer, II won't even
try. You can lunch with me to-mor-
row.
Nine. Attwel1, wife of Lieutenant |
Juan s. Attwe11, naval attache of the |
Argentine Republic, is an American |
girl, and like Nine. de Wollant (also |
born and bred in Washington the |
wife of the first secretary of the Rus |
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The worst thing mother can say of
her bad boy is that he's 1nischievous.
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To Cure "a Cold in One day
Take Laxative Promo Quinine Tablets. 4
druggists refund money! ii it fails to cure 2os
The Globe-republican., 1902-05-01

If there is any love in mans heart
he cannot be totally depraved-
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1T is mean to hit a man who is down
in the mouth.
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THOSE WHO HAVE TRIED IT

The tallest man in crowd alwa
to get well up in front
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YOU USE BALL BLUE.
Get Red Cross Ball Blue the best Ball Blue
Large o. package only cents
The Globe-republican., 1902-05-01

Try me just once and 1 am sure tc
come again. Defiance Starch
The Globe-republican., 1902-05-01

True love is seldom able to express
itself in words.
The Globe-republican., 1902-05-01

No man is so selfish as to demand
more than his share of trouble.
The Globe-republican., 1902-05-01
EARLIEST RUSSIAN MIL

In matrimony the minister is a good
to tie to.
The Globe-republican., 1902-05-01

Juan S. Attwen, naval attache of the
Argentine Republic, is an American
girl and like Nine. de Wol1ant (aIso
born and bred in Washington the
wife of the first secretary of the Rus
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Even the LATEST of us wouldn't mind
running through a fortune.
The Globe-republican., 1902-05-01

To BE Strong and Healthy
use ATLAS OATS. 1t builds up bra wn,
muscle and brain. All grocerS.
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WASHINGTON GOSSIP.
HAPPENINGS OF THE WEEK AT THE
NATIONAL CAPITAL.

EIoquence OF Representative Candles
Not Productive of Results @~Joe''
Cannon DIsposes of Postomce
PatronaseeSenator Bate OF Tennessee
The Globe-republican., 1902-05-01

Veteran OF the Mexican and civil
wars, three times presidential e1ector,
attorney general and governor of his
state, Senator William Brimage Bate
of Tennessee certainly may claim to
The Globe-republican., 1902-05-01

1t is said that people run in debt;
but they crawl out.
The Globe-republican., 1902-05-01

$40 a WEEK AND EXPENSES
70 men with rig to Introduce our I,c-.Itrx good:
The Globe-republican., 1902-05-01

The difficulty of disposing of post
office patronage is recognized by every
man in congress who has anything to
DO with the business Uncle Joe Can
non of Illinois finds the job compare