The Savannah morning news., 1902-02-16
MIR. DOOLEY ON THE
BAD MAN FROM THE WEST.
BY r. p. DuNNE.

81 see," said Mr.. Hennessy, 9TH Sinit
has rayfused FIR to confirm tn nommy-
nation iv man FIR an office out, West
because he'd been in Jail"
PROVISIONAL jealousy said Mr..
Dooley. "Ye see, th' fact iv tn mat
ther is tn Sinit don't know what TIL
people iv tn far West want an tn
Prisidint does. TIL Sinit thinks tn
jooty iv tn country to tn land iv tn
tarantuly is done if they sind out a
man too weak in tn lungs TO stay in
tn East an wan that can multiply
compound fractions in his head. But
tn Prisidint he knows that what's
needed in tn Far West is active. intil-
ligent officers that can shoot through
tn pocket. TIL other day it become
necessary 10 thrust on tn impeeryal
terrytory iv Aryzony a competint per-
son FIR to administher tn laws an
keep tn peace iv said community. an
tn politicians in Wash'nton was FIR
givin thin some wan firm Connecti-
cut or Rhode Island with a cough an
Prisidint says no. No. he says, none
but tn best he says, FIR tn domain
iv tn settin' SUM- he says. I know
tn counthry Well he says, an to cope
with tn hardy spirits iv Aryzony it's
issintial we shud have a man that can
plug a coyote firm tn hip at 50 PAGES.
he says. How can you dhraw to yon
hectic flush SOS to make him good
again tn full hands iv thin communi-
ties where life is wan gay an tireless
round iv shoot he says. -'Ye can't eX-
pict him to riprisint tn majesty iv tn
govermint iv Wash 'nton an Lincoln,
He'd be bucked off befure he got his
feet in tn sturrups. No, sir, tn man
iv me choice is Tarantula Jake, tn
whirlwind iv Zuma Pass. This immi-
mint statesman has pocketed more balls
thin amy other disperado west iv
Tucson an amy docymints iv state
entrusted to his hand is sure to be
delivered to their object he says, or,
he says, 'th' heirs iv tn object he
says.
But, says tn Sinit, 'he lost an ear
in a light
GA boyigh error says tn Prisidint.
.Th' man threw tn knife at him. he
SAYS.
IAN he kilt a man. says they.
" 'Ye do him an injustice says TIL
Prisidint. Kilt a man, says ye! Kilt
a. man! Such is fame Why he says,
he's kilt more men thin tn Sinit has
repytations,' he says. 'Ye might JUS
as well say me frind Sinitor Bivridge
wanst made a speech, or that Shakes
peare wrote play or that it's fine
tooth have. If all tn people Jake has
kilt was alive to-day, we'd be passin'
congisted district lgislachion FIR
Aryzony. Kilt a man, is it? 1 give we
me wurrud that We can hardly find
wan home in Aryzony firm tn proud
est DOLBY story-an' half palace iv tn
rich to tn lowly DOLBY wan-story hut
iV TIL poor that this fiagrant pathrite
hasn't deprived iV at Taste wan orny-
mint. Didn't / tell ye he is a killer? I
didn't name a man that on'y wanst in
while takes a life. He's a rale killer
He's no retailer, He's tn Armour iv
that particular line iv slaughter. Ye
don't suppose that I'd suppose FIR to
enthrust him With a lofty constichoo-
chinal mission If he ony kilt wan man.
Sfe notions fv tn jooties iv pubic Of
flee is far higher thin that, thank
hiEen. Besides in tn case .ye. speak iv
twas justifiable homicide. He had asst
tn man to dhrink with him. No, sir, |
have examined his record carefully an