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The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1902-01-08
HIS ENGLISH FRIEND.
visit Phat Wrecked the Nerves of
nm American Host.

hh hNatEitnn ilONts
'T'vc been having the time OF my life.
i tell you" said the suburbanite gloom
lily TO his city friend at lunch.
whats the matter? Pipes burst?
Furnace won't work? Dog killing the
neighbors' chlckens?' asked the friend.
sympathetically running through the
list OF the suburbanlte's usual griev-
ances
"No; worse than that" sadly answer
ed the FIRST speaker. "Tvc been hav-
ing an English friend visit me. Its
years since I've been across the water,
so one or two of his ways were little
strange. The worst of his doings was
what has broken me up so. He went
to bed the first night before the rest of
us, and when | came along the corridor
an hour or so later there were his
shoes standing outside his door and
frightfully muddy too.
Il looked at them in astonishment.
Then | remembered the English Gus
tom Of having the boy come up for
the boots. We keep only two servants.
you know, both women, and OF course
In the country you have to rub them
the right way or they'll leave. | knew
perfectly well that IL told either of
those free and Independent Irish wo-
men TO clean the Englishman's shoes
we'd be left servantlcss, and that
would have been the death OF my
wife.
81 lifted the shoes gingerly by two
fingers and carried them to my room.
When | thought the servants must be
asleep, ! crept down stairs and got to
work with brush. At every sound /
would nearly jump out Of my own
boots and drop his. | fancied every
moment that the girls would see my
candle and give the alarm of burglars
or that my friend would be taken I'll
and get up and find me brushing his
shoes. oh. 1 had pretty time of It'll
He stayed week, that Englishman,
and what with loss of sleep and over
strained nerves I'm wreck"
"Well, why on earth didn't you have
the moral courage to-
"Moral courage! I'd like to see the
man who'd have the moral courage to
tell an English gentleman with n mono
Gle that the ways Of even well bred
people in this country differ from those
he's been accustomed to! My friend,
you do not know the breedw And he
drowned his sorrows and braced his
nerves with a second cup Of unsur-
passed coffee.-New York Tribune.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1902-01-08
when ,he Rod wn. Not spared.

The change of thought and condi-
tlons of mankind Is no better illus
trated than by the history of the rod.
In an article on the morals OF the
child by pr. Grace Peckham Murray
there is mention made of a Suabian
schoolmaster who during his hfty-one
years OF superintendent of large
school had given 81, 800 canings, 12l,
600 fogglngs, 100000 custodes, 1885,
600 tips with the ruler, 10,200 boxes on
the ear and 22,700 tasks by the heart
Delineator.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1902-01-08

One man lies In his words and gets q
bad reputation; another In his mas'ners
and enjoys q good one.-Thoreau.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1902-01-08
Husbands, Motto n Bible Verse.

The Husbands Protection society OF
London has as It's motto the naive
verse found In what is known as the
Wife Beater's Bible, published in 1910
copies of which may be found in many
museums ard libraries. This verse is
as follows:
"He dwelleth wyth his wyfe accord
inge TO his knowledge and taketh heI
as n necessarye healper and not as Q
bonde servant or bonde slave. And
IL she be not obedlent and helpful &c
hym he endeavoureth to beate the feal
of God into her heade that thereby she
maye be compelled to learne her dutiC
aud to do it."-London News.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1902-01-08
If BANNER SALVE

does't euro your piles, your money
will be returned. 1t is the most heal.
ing medicine.
BONNER & BONNER.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1902-01-08
Tastes Differ.

People have different tastes. Do not
grumble at your neighbor because he
does not accept your opinions and
does not like your amusements. The
writer OF this does not like football,
and party Of students an the streets
giving "yelr' annoys him. but other
people like football. and we are willing
to stand the "yell" and football. 1t is
foolish to condemn a man because his
ideas do not agree with yours.-Atchi-
Son Globe.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1902-01-08

When you do your wagon buy.
ing from the Stevens. Kennerly &
Spragius Co. you are not forced to
buy only one kind, but here is a
list you may choose from:
Balm Wagons,
Springfield Wagons,
O'Brien Wagons,
Old's Patent Wagons.
Better wagons cannot be found
anywhere and this company's per-
sonal guarantee goes with every
wagon sold.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1902-01-08
No Joking Matter.

"Joaksmith, it appears. is married
and has gone to housekeeping"
mot at all. What made you think
soT
Hes been writing so many jokes
about servant girls lately he must
have had some experience with them"
"Nonsensel If he'd had such expe.
rience, he wouldn't Joke about It."
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1902-01-08

Mrs. Parvenue-The reason we stay
longer In the country. my dear, is be-
cause your papa is beginning to make
20 much nohey.
Georgie-say, ma, do you think we'l
ever get so high toned that we viii
have TO stay in the country I'LL it's cold
enough to freeze youl-Ssoart Set.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1902-01-08
An Attack Of Pneumonia Warded on


Some time my daughter caught a
severe cold. She complained of pains
in her chest and had a bad cough.
gave her Chamberlain Cough Rem
edy according to directions and In two
days she was well and able to go u
school. | have used this remedy IN
my family for the past seven years
and have rever known II to fail"
says James Prendergast. merchant,
Annato Bay, Jamaica. West India Isl.
ands. The pains in the chest indi.
Gated an approaching attack Of pneu-
monia, which in this instance was
undoubtedly warded off by Chamber.
laiu's Cough Remedy. II counteracts
any tendency of cold toward pneu-
monia. Scld by City Drug store, +.
j. RSwsey.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1902-01-08
warded on,

MIR. Phoxy-Dld you send the Borems
a card for our musicale?
Mrs. Phoxy-Yes, How could get
out of it2
Mr.. Phoxy--Ill tell Borepl that JenSs
Is coming. Borem owes him money.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1902-01-08
promptne.. un.epreeiated.

: George-w What's de matter. kidf
Willie-Its dis way Cboohooh De
boss told me to be prompt about every
thing. an now hes fred me because I
was too prouspt about goin' home.--
Chicago NewH .--..-.I
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1902-01-08

Father-How is it you never have
any money!
Son-It's not my fault. It's oil due
TO other people.-Philadelphia Press
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1902-01-08
Had small Hone,

First Physieian-i understand the
measles have broken out IN your neigh
borhood?
Second Physiciah-Yes, but the fami'
lies are SO scattered I'm afraid they
won't catch.-Boston Post.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1902-10-31
Clubs, Cabs and GoUt.

A physician talking to a reporter Of
a New York paper asserted recently
that govt is rapidly increasing in that
city as a disease prevalent among the
wealthy classes, the increase being al
together out of proportion to the
growth of population. He claims that
this is largely attributable to the in
crease of clubs, fashionable restau-
rants and cafes and also to the gen
eral use of cabs, even when the dis
lance from the club to the home is
only a few blocks. If people would
take more active exercise in the open
air, they would run less risk from
heavy meals. He says that rich foods
are more responsible for govt than
wine although practically the two
usually go together.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1902-10-31
Sound Advice.

Young men, you are the architects of
your own fortune. Rely on your own
strength of body and soul. Take for
your guiding star self reliance. Sub
scribe on your banner, Luck is fool;
Pluck is a hero" Don't take too much
advice; keep at your helm and steer
your own ship, and remember that the
great art of commanding is to take a
fair share of the work. Think well of
yourself, strike out, assume your own
position. Haul potatoes in a cart over
a rough road. and the small ones go to
the bottom. Rise above the envious
and jealous, fire above the mark you
intend to hit. Energy, invincible deter
mination, with right motive, are the
levers that move the world. Don't
drink; don't smoke; don't swear; don't
deceive; don't marry until you can sup
port q wife; be in earnest; be self re-
liant; be generous; be civil; read the
papers; advertise your business; make
money and do good with it; love your
God and fellow men; love truth and vir-
tue; love your country and obey it's
laws.-EXchange.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1902-10-31

interesting Events of the Past
Few Days Reported by
Telegraph.
STATE NEWS FOR OUR READERS
items Caught from the Wire Which
vii, Be OF Special Interest to
Wisconsin People.

Waukesha, Wis, Oct 27.-Three
boys, Wambold, Sim and Clarke, and
two girls, whose names are not obtain
able, all members of the sophomore
class Of Carroll College, We're kept pris-
Oners in the main building of the col
lege until 6:3O o'clock in the morning.
The sophomore class gave a party
which the freshmen attempted to break
up by waylaying sophomores on their
way to the function. Wambold put in
an appearance in girls clothes, was
discovered, and set upon. He called
some classmates to his aid and the
freshies were repulsed. They deter
mined on revenge, and when nearly
everybody had left for home made the
remainder Of the party prisoners.
The janitor and a teacher Miss Mae
Rankin a daughter Of the college pres
ident were also locked up until 1890
O'Clock and were then released. The
faculty has taken no action, but expul-
sions are likely to follow.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1902-10-31
RICH GEMS ARE GONE
Unset Jewels Worth $4,000 Stolen from a
Safe in the Masonic Temple
at Chicago.

Chicago, Oct. 2S.-Diamonds and
other precious stones valued at $4,000
were stolen at night from the safe Of
Wechter & Weinman, manufacturing
jewelers. in the Masonic Temple The
jewels were unset and for this rea-
son the police believe there is little
hope Of their recovery.
The theft of the jewels was discov-
cred in the morning. when a member
Of the firm went to the safe to get
some articles that customer called
for. 1t was seen that the treasure box
had been tempered with, and an in
ventory was taken at once. Between
$4,000 and $4,000 worth of diamonds,
rubies, sapphires and emeralds were
missing from the vault into which
they had been placed a few hours be-
fore. Investigation was begun, but
none of the firm or employees knew
what had become Of the lost jewels.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1902-10-31

York, lawyers; Theodore, of Paris, and
G. Smith, real estate broker at War
den Cliffe. Long Island The funeral
w. be held ON Wednesday.
Rochester, N. Y, Oct. 27.-The news
of the death of Elizabeth Cady Stan
ton fell heavily upon Susan Anthony,
who was preparing to attend Mrs
StantOn's birthday anniversary. She
said: Through the early days, when
the world was against US, we stood
together. Mrs. Stanton was always a
cOurag eOus woman leader of
thought and new movements. [ al
ways called her the philosopher and
statesman of our movement. She was
a most finished writer. and every state
paper presented to congress or the
state legislatures in the early days was
written by Mrs. Stanton. l cannot ex-
press myself at all as l feel, 1 am too
crushed to say much, but if she had
Outlived me she would have found fine
words with which to express our
friendship
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1902-10-31
CORRESPONDENTS.
Cambridge.

Word was received from the authori
ties at Mendoza hospital on Thursday
morning that Henry Ubinger, who was
conveyed there ten days ago for treat
ment, was dead, having passed away at
$50 that morning.
&C Reuterskiold has purchased the
Tyler general store in Albion and will
remove to that town the middle of next
week. Mr. Reuterskiold is a straight
forward business man and will be a val
liable acquisition to the business men in
that place. His many friends here wish
him the best of success.
A couple of weeks ago, one Orrin
MOsher, who claims Edgerton as his
home, wandered into this berg, and after
considerable effort, secured a marriage
license and was going to be married to
one of Tore Anderson's Jay Could
daughters, of Rockdale. All went we'll
until the time for the ringing of the we'd
ding bells and the stately march to the
altar for the performance of the cere-
mony, when objections were raised to
the marriage by the parents of the
would be bride, and the wedding was de-
clared off. The would-be groom did not
show up in this village again until last
Saturday night, and those who were let
into his secrets about the proposed we'd
didg, confidently expected to hear at any
time of an elopement, but in this they
were disappointed, as close watch was
kept over the girl, and loves bright
dreams were thus sadly shattered. Sat
urday night, long after dusk, man
staggered up to Marshal Crump and said
he was sick. The marshal led him down
to the cooler where he was given the
best accommodations possible, for it was
clearly evident that the man was in bad
shape. 1t was Mr. Mosher, and he
breathed like steam calliope and with
difficulty was able to walk. DR. Bilstad
was summoned, who upon examination,
found that the man was suffering with
Bright's disease and heart failure. He
was cared for until Tuesday when he
felt some better and the marshal then
took him 10 GAINESVILLE to the county
poor house. The marshal learned there
that Mr. Mosher had made that institu-
ton his home for the past four or five
winters. His precarious condition pre-
cludes all possibility of marriage or
even an elopement, for it is doubtful if
the man ever comes out of the county in
stitution only to be carried to his grave.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1902-10-31
AMERICAN SOCIETY.
Its Basis, Whether We DepIore or
Ignore 1t, Is Wealth.

American society," says Ainslee's
'has been definitely established upon
a monetary basis. We may deplore the
fact, or we may ignore it, but it is
fact, and it is very much the wisest
thing to admit it with dispassionate
frankness. For if we assume our social
standards and conditions to be differ
ent from what they really are, how
are we going to study them and under
stand them and get at their philoso-
ply? From the point Of view Of a sci
entific observer, the classification of
everybody and everything according to
a financial principle of division, is
good thing, for it greatly simplifies
the whole subject.
Formerly there was no classification
Of any kind. American life was a
chaos, socially, full of all sorts of
anomalies and incongruities. Every
section Of the country had it's own
standard Of distinction, and this stand
ard was recognized and respected no.
where else. Thus in New England lit
erary, scholastic Or theological emf
nence was held to confer a certain
cachet upon those who had obtained it.
In the microcosm of which Philadel
phia used to be the center ancestry
counted most of all. This was also true
to some extent of the south, yet there,
as in the west, political prominence
carried with it social leadership. New
York-always more or less impossible
to formulate-was a place where there
existed social wheels within wheels
and social planes that never touched:
though, On the whole, perhaps the COM.
bination of ancestry and money meant
in those days what money alone means
at the present time"
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1902-10-31
Revenues in the PHILIPPINES.

Washington. Oct. 27.-The bureau OF
insular affairs Of the war department
has given out for publication a state
ment showing that the customs reve-
nues in the Philippine archipelago for
the seven months ended July 81, 1902
were $1,000 ,932, as compared with 81,
9402S5 for the same period of 1901
81. 1869 for 1900, and $2,556. $50 fol
1890 Estimated on a basis of the
yearly revenues from 1890 to 1897
both inclusive, the revenues under
Spanish administration for a period of
seven months are known to have been
81 323 600
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1902-10-31
MINIATURES NEW LINE
Depends ON the Construction of Thirteen
tN Miles of Bridging, Etc, at .,-...
Cincinnati. -

Milwaukee, Oct. 24.-The Evening
Wisconsin says: by the first of the
coming year, or as soon as Il piece of
expensive bridging and trestle work
thirteen miles in lnegth is completed
into Cincinnati, Milwaukee will have
another, new and direct short line, all
rail outlet to the east.
''This desirable line for Milwaukee
will be brought about by the compile
ton, about Jan. l, of the Cincinnati
Richmond and Muncie railroad, an en-
tirely new and independent line, which
has been built by Boston syndicate
from Hammond, Ind, in direct line
to Cincinnati, and which is now op-
Grating 200 miles Of road"
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1902-10-31
Irish M. p. Must Serve Time.

Dublin Oct. 27.-The sentence i'm
posed on James P. Farrell. NJ p, who
was convicted of publishing intimidat-
ing articles in his newspaper, The
Longford Leader and was sentenced
to two months imprisonment at hard
labor and to an additional three months
in default of bail for good behavior,
has been confirmed by the Longford as
sizes. Judge Curran offered to reduce
the sentence to month and omit hard
labor if Mr.. Farrell would promise to
cease boycotting and intimidation. This
the prisoner refused to do.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1902-10-31
spooner Sees the Buttcr Men.

milwaukee,, Oct. 24.-United States
Senator John c. Spooner was given Il
rousing reception at the Butter Maxi
ers' convention yesterday. The senator
was introduced by Ex-Governor w. d.
Hoard, president of the National Dairy
Union. Spooner made few remarks,
thanking the butter makers for their
greeting. He said in the matter of ole
margarine he did what he could for
the American cow
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1902-10-31
Paris Police Under Cloud.

Paris, Oct pa succession of es-
capes of great sWindlers here since the
escape of the Humberts, eliminating
in the disappearance of a bogus bank
er named BOulaine from the custody
of two detectives who were conveying
him from an examination in court to a
prison van, has brought discredit upon
certain officials Of the prefecture Of
police It is rum0red that NJ. COche-
fort, the head Of the Paris detective
force, will have to pay for the errors
of his subordinates and will be asked
tn resign
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1902-10-31
Natural Anxiety

Mothers regard approaching winter
with uneasiness, children take cold SO
easily. No disease costs more little lives
than Group. It's attack is so sudden
that the sufferer is often bryond human
aid before the doctor arrives. Such cases
yield readily 10 One Minute Cough Cure
Liquifes the mucous, allays intismma-
ton, removes danger. Absolutely safe.
Acts Immediately. Cures coughs, colds,
grip. bronchitis, all throat and lung
trouble. F. S. McMahon, Hampton, Ga /:
"a bad cold rendered me voiceess just
before an oratorical contest. [ intended
to withdraw but took One Minute Cough
Cure. It restored my voice in time to
win the medal" StangPs drug store.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1902-10-31
Kaiser TO Visit England.

London, Oct. 27.-Emperor William
will arrive in England Nov. and by
that time it is expected King Carlos of
Portugal also will be a guest of King
Edward There is every reason to be-
lieve that the meeting of the three
monarchs will result in important in
ternational understandings especially
as regards South Africa. and more par
ticularly Delagoa Bay, which SO vital
" concerns the interests Of Great Brit
colonies
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1902-10-31
Those Kelley Cure Claims.

Madison, Wis, Oct. 24.-An alterna-
tive writ Of nandamus has been grant
ed by the supreme court the purpose
of the petitioner being to compel Secre-
tary Of State Froehlich to pay the
Kelley cure claims, provision for which
was made by the last legislature. This
act, however, is unconstitutional, III
the opinion Of Attorney General Hicks.
The decision in the case will involve
the payment OF non-payment of nearly
$4,000,
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1902-10-31
INQUEST OVER MRS. DENNIS
Coroner Trying to Ascertain Facts in Mys-
terious Assault of Washington
Woman Ten Months Ago.

"A %.
Washington, Oct. PA coroner's
inquest was begun here over the re-
mains of Mrs Ada Gilbert Dennis. the
fashionable Gressmaker, who died or
Wednesday IS the result of the mys-
terious assault committed upon her
ten months ago. On account of the re-
vival of talk regarding the possible
connection between the tragedy and
the subsequent suicide OF Samuel J..
Presley, u printer, two Of the latter's
brothers from New Orleans were in at
tendance.
Mrs. Jane Z. Dennis, the aged moth
er-in-law of the woman. knew of 10 en-
envy of her daughter, and said it had
been Mrs. Dennis custom to send her
money to the bank. She said Presley
had never visited her daughter and
that she knew of no male visitors
Nine witnesses in all were examined.
but there was not one word spoken
that threw any light on the mystery
The inquest was then adjourned with
out a day, pending the recovery of
Richard Cole. the colored porter, one of
the principal witnesses, who is i'll.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1902-10-31
Editorial Indignation.

The lady (0 who yesterday called
the attention of another to our patched
breeches, whereat both laughed SO
heartily, is Informed that a new pair
will be purchased when her husbands
bill is settled. 1t has been due nearly
a year Don't criticise a printers dress
too closely while you are wearing silk
with money due US. Tell your husband
to send us $40.79 and save the cost OF
lawsuit. We need another pair OF
pants.-Des Moines Register and Lead
err
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1902-10-31
Noted AIienist Dead.

Philadelphia, Oct 2S.-Dr. Daniel Z.
Hughes, chief resident physician of the
Philadelphia almshouse died at 8
o'clock in the morning of tubercular
peritonitis, the germs of which disease
he is believed to have contracted from
a patient in the hospital. Dr. Hughes
had an international reputation as an
alienist. He devoted his life to the
study of insanity and amelioration of
the condition of the criminal and pau
per insane.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1902-10-31
WYntlham Defeats Morley.

Glasgow, Oct. 27-In the election
of rector of Glasgow university, in
succession to Lord Rosebery, Mr..
Wyndham, the Irish secretary, defeat
ed John Morley, the Liberal leader, by
674 to $40 votes. The result. which
was rather unexpected, will doubtless
be claimed as another Endorsement of
the measures adopted towards Ireland.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1902-10-31
MOROS CONTINUE HOSTILE
Another Sultan Preparing to Resist the
United States MISUNDERSTANDING
the Trails.

Manila. Oc1. est is expected that
the expedition against the sultan of
8acolod will leave Camp Wears, NIill-
danaO, about Nov. 5. 1t will consist
of detachments of artillery. infantry
cavalry and engineers, and friendly ma
tives. a report is current that the sui
tan of Caraca, whose stronghold is to
the north of Lake Lanao, is prepar-
ing to resist the United States troops.
He is strengthening his forts.
Hostile MOros are again blocking the
trail to the Macin forts, which were
recently destroyed by Captain Perish
ing, of the Fifteenth cavalry. This
condition is not serious, as the hostiles
can be dispersed easily.