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Crest. 1o7 Gandry), to 1, third Time.
At Iatonia,

Cincinnati. May 2s.-Four favorites, an
outsider and second choice won at La
tonia today over a fast track. Silk Cord
was the best played horse of the day,
and his owner, Joe Pugh made killing
on his victory. Summary:
First race, six and one-half furlongs-
Baccio, "a q. Hicks. to /, won Mas
terful. Sc (Jackson), to /, second; Myr-
tie Dell, 81 (Crabb), to l, third. Time
/ %
Second race, five furlongs-Sheriff Bell,
10 (Robertson), 3 to 8, won; DIR. Carr, 101
(Gormley), to /, second; Sinner Simon,
105 q. Hicks, 20 to /, third, Time 1;02.
Third race, mile-John McGurk, 101
tJaekson), to 5, won; Judge Hargis, 80
(Gilmore), 8 to l, second Phosphorus.
9S Lindsey, IL to l, third. Time 1:42A
Fourth race. six furlongs-Martin
Burke. Ito (R. Willlams). to 4, won:
Rengaw, 102 @. Hicks). 10 to l., second !:
Restorative 102 g. Martini. 10 to /, third
Time 1:161s.
Fifth race four and one-half furlongs-
Queen Beth, 100 q. Hicks, % to l. won;
Eufaula, 107 Lindsey, to 2, second !;
Nancy Blake, 1o3 q. MARTINI. even, third.
Time :56A
Sixth race, six and one-half furlongs-
SILK Cord, SO Castro, 9 to 5. won; Bug
gel. 80 q. Hicks. Is to l. second Eleven
Bells, sc (Arnold). 10 to l, third Time
1:22A.
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On the Race Svack
At New York.

New York. MAY 2S.-Jack Demund
Mamari and Hermis were the winning
favorites at Gravesend today. The Cri-
terion stakes for 2-year-old fillies was
won by Mamari by three-quarters of
length with Biturica, an added starter,
second, and Martie Lewis third. The last
named was slow to get away and closed
with great burst of speed. Hermis, In
the one mile and a sixteenth race, after
allowing himself to take the lead for
seven-eighths, won driving by head.
Weather cold track heavy.
First race, five MISUNDERSTANDING, ia
&C. Thompson), 40 to /, won; Africander,
ia Ct. Burns), 6 to l, second; Baikal, ia
IL. Jackson). 6 to 1, third. Time, LOB 20.
Second race. mile and 10 yards, selling
Jack Demund, sc (shea), to 5, won;
wunderlight, los CBooker). 20 to l, Sec
ond; Lucky Star, 101 (white). 7 to 2,
third. Time. 1:47
Third race the Criterion stakes, five
furlongs-Mamari. 119 CDoggetD, IL to 10,
won; Biturica ia SHAW. to l, second;
Martie Lewis, ia (Odom), to l, third.
Time, 1908
Fourth race handicap mile ana SIX
teenth--Hermis, los q. Jackson. to .,
won: Himself, 40 IT. Burns), to ?, sec
ond; Dom Paul. 116 tRedfern), to /.
third. Time. las is.
Fifth race, about six furlongs. selling
Morokanta, LOG IL. Jackson), to l, won;
Early Eve, 90 (Shea), 10 to /, second; The
Referee, IS (Redfern). to 1, third Time,
.I:1o ~.
sixth race, about six furlongs-Connect-
lieut., 10 (Doggett), 10 to !. won; Frank
fort 10 II. Burns), to 5, second; White
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1902-05-29
NINE SMALL PARKS.
Chicago Park Commission viii Make
Room for Children.

Chicago, May 2S.-For sections of the
live the special parks commission of
the City Council has recommended nine
sites for small parks.
Blocks of old frame and brick dwell
ings will disappear. and in neighborhoods
where now a blade of grass cannot be
found, parks of four. five or ten acres
will be established In the districts where
these parks, are to go thousands of people
are living in alleys. In ten blocks in this
locality 2609 people have been found liv-
ing in alleys. In the same district 1927
people were found living in Easements.
and the mortality record runs up to 81
in a thousand. nearly three times the
average of the city.
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HOTEL ALLEGHANY,
Rockbridge Alum Springs.
Combined Mountain Resorts
On Chesapeake and Ohio RailWa,

On Chesapeake and Ohio Railway.
HOTEL ALLEGHANY.-A handsomely
furnished modern hotel at Goshen, Va,
on main line of C. and o. Railway, and
ROCKBRIDGE ALUM sPRINGS.-Nine
miles from Goshen. with fine hotels and
cottages, beautiful grounds and curative
mineral waters; $4,000 expended in i'm
provements this year; are managed prac-
tically as one resort. Steam cars at fire.
quent intervals enable guests to inter
mingle as though housed under one roof.
Fine golf links at Rockbridge Alum. Or
chestras at both places. Lovely drives.
Magnificent mountain scenery. Exhilarat-
ing summer climate. Address F. H. Bro
Marlborough, Manager, Hotel Allegheny,
Goshen, Va James A. Frazier, General
Manager. Rockbridge Alum Springs, Va.
5-23-2m-e cod
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THE NORTH CAROLINA HOT
SPRINGS.
Mnunk D a..Ik Ln4AI
Hot SPRINGS. N. C.

New ownership; new management;
house entirely made over; thoroughly
modern and in every way desirable; new
and modern bath house; new casino for
rainy-day amusements. Do you suffer
from rheumatism. govt, seiatca, nervous
ness, sleeplessness and indigestion? For
these and such troubles our hot mineral
waters and baths unsurpassed in the
world In the Great Smoky Mountains;
grand scenery; delightful climate; 100
acres of beautiful park magnificent golf
Inks horseback riding, mountain climb
ing, bowling. tennis, croqueting and
ping ponging. No more delightful sum-
mer resort in the world. Illustrated book
let. Write US.
5-23-2m HOWELL COBB, Prop.
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Food for the Fans.


We should have had three straight
from Memphis, but the Barons made 1t
two.
Halter played third yesterday and ac-
copied every chance perfectly.
On account of the absence of Frank
Smith from the game Brown was put
on first He played an errorless game
and was there with the stick.
wilhelm or Deaver will pitch against
Little Rock today.
Valdois. the Memphis third baseman,
was taken i'll during the game and had
to quit.
One game won does not restore conf
dence, but 1t helps some.
That was a great batting rally in the
sixth.
Manager Kreig has resigned as mana
ger of Chattanooga and Jack Dolon has
been installed in that position.
Teachers Examination.
The annual examination of applicants
for positions in the public schools of
Birmingham will be held in the high
June 9 and TO- Applicants must report
not la .er than nine o'clock Monday morn
ing.
]. D. MOORE,
]. B. CUNNINGHAM.
]. H. PHILLIPS,
Board of Examiners
5-13-tu-th-sat-to-6-7
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SHELBY SPRINGS
(ALAB AMA.)

This famous old resort is now open
for the season under the management
of the owner. Table unexcelled plenty
of Jersey milk and butter, fresh vege-
tables, fruits and melons of all kinds
In abundance when in season. An ex-
cellent string band has been engaged
for the season. Bowling, ping-pong,
dancing and other amusements. Terms
reasonable. Special rates to families
and large parties. For rates write
J. w. M'MAHoN, Proprietor.
eod-tf
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GREENBRlER WHITE SULPHUR
SPRINGS, WEST VIRGINIA.

(The "OLD WHITE" Sulphur, open
June Is. Famous for its sulphur baths
Modern Improvements, with private
baths. Orchestra of Is pieces. Terms,
SIG to s25 week. $50 to 800 per month
Write for illustrated booklet Address
until June /, HARRINGTON Mills, Mgr,
The Grafton, WASH, D. C.
5-8-39t-tu- th-su
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BIDS WANTED.

Bids will be received by the treasurer
of the City of Montgomery, Ala, up to
IL o'clock noon June 6. 1902. for furnish
ing four hundred and eighteen tons coal.
according to specifications in office. The
city reserving the right to reject any and
all bids. r. S. WILLIAMS
5-29-3t City Treasurer
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New Orleans, IA; Chattanooga, 2.

Chattanooga, Tenn, May 2s-New Or
leans batted McKenna at will and slow
work and errors by Chattanooga gave the
visitors the game easily. Attendance 900.
Score:
R. H. E.
Chattanooga :. % 0 o o 800 Ia 10 6
New Orleans 40 6 8 0 0 oil IA II 2
Batteries-McKenna and Roth Free
land and Westlake.
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NOTICE TO CONTRACTORS.

Sealed bids are requested for the paving
or cementing of the sidewalks on Third
street, Fouth street and First avenue
of Pratt City, Ala. For specifications and
grades inquire of city clerk, Pratt CITY.
Ala. j. E. SEAY
6-27-7t. Chairman Street Com.
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FUS|LADE OF HITS
WINS THIRD CAME
Coal Barons Pound Ball All
Over the LOT,
Mr.. lIPP WAS INVINClBlt
After Second Inning Not Frankfurter
Crossed the Plate, While Robo
Was Numerically lombard
ed-score II to 8.
SOUTHERN LEAGUE STANDING.
GAMES YESTERDAY.

Birmingham, Il; Memphis, 3.
Nashville, 5; Shreveport, 2.
New Orleans, IA; Chattanooga q
Little Rock, u; Atlanta, D.
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OTHER GAMES.
DadevilIe. 8: Alexander citv

DadevilIe, 8; Alexander City, I.
Dadeville, May 2s.-,Special.) Vaudeville
defeated Alexander City today by a score
of 3 to l. Early In tho game 1t was plain
that Alexander City was beaten. owing
tn their inability to hit Sturdivant
Batteries-Dadeville, Sturdivant and
Wynn; Alexander City, Carpenter and
Gillian.
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Nashville, s; Shreveport. 2.

Nashville, Tenn, May 2S.-Shreveport
met defeat again today. Nashville bunch
ed hits in the sixth inning, triple, a
double and two singles, aided by a base
on balls netting four runs. Sanders yield
ed seven hits which were scattered over
six innings. Score:
r. H. E.
Nashville :. :. 20 00o14oO o-5 10 2
Shreveport :. :. 20 0 00o10 IL Z 1
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. and Fisher; Reust
and Mcclure.
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PHILADELPHIA, Il; Detroit, 4.

Philadelphia, May 2S.-The home club
won handily from Detroit. Plank's fine
pitching was principally responsible for
the visitors defeat Attendance 1000 The
score:
r. H. E.
Detroit ......2 o o 0 1 o 0 IA 8 1
Philadelphia :. ....5 210%-11 IL Q
Batteries-Mercer, Cronin and Buelow:
Plank and Schreck
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Boston, 1; New York, o.

Boston, May 2s.-Today's game, which
Boston won, was pitchers battle. Will
lis struck out thirteen men. which Is the
record for this season. Score: r. H. e.
Boston -. ........0 0 0 0 0 DOLL 0
New York -. 80 90 90 0
Batteries: Willis and Kittredge; Taylor
and Bowermsn.
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AMERICAN LEAGUE.
Boston, 6; ST. Louis, 2.

Boston, May % Boston had but little
trouble with Harper's delivery, while
Winters was invincible up to the third
inning Attendance 1880. Score: sR. H. E.
Boston $50. 100 0 2 020 IS IL l
st. Louis ..........o l 1 oO0O0-2 0
Batteries: Winters and Warner; Harper
and Sugden.
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SOUTHERN LEAGUE GAMES.
Little Rock, 12; Atlanta, 8.

Atlanta, Ca. May 2s.-Atlanta could not
solve Moran's delivery today, while Will
son proved easy for the visitors. The
home team played a miserable fielding
game. Attendance 1900. Score:
R. H. e.
Atlanta -. ......0 020110 0-5 4 7
Little Rock :. :. 0o11190 0 OBJ II
Batteries-Wilson and Latimer; Moran
and Murphy.
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Warm spring days produce feeling of
drowsiness If the body is loaded with the
Impurities of winter diet Cleanse the
blood. liver and bowels with Prickly Ash
Bitters. 1t creates energy and cheerful
ness.
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NATIONAL LEAGUE.
Chicago. S; ST. Louis. /.

st. Louis. May 2S.-Taylor kept the To-
Gals seven hits we'll scattered and Chi
cago was always In front. Attendance
1900 Score: r. II. e.
St Louis -. 30 10000 0-1 Z .
Chicago -. .......3 0101000 -5 s :
Batteries: Wicker and O'Neil; Taylor
and Chance
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Plttsbura, 4; Cincinnati. 8.

Pittsburs. May 2S.-Pittsburg won in the
ninth en- Tannchlll's three-begger and
Beaumont's single. Attendance 7s1. Score:
r. H e.
Pittsburg .......o o1101-4 s 4
Cincinnati -. 10 0 0 0 03 % ,
Batteries: Tannehill and Smith; Thiel-
man and PETIT
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CHICAGO BEACH HOTEL

Ten minutes from heart of city, No
dirt and dust Situated on boulevard and
lake at 81 St. Blvd. Chicago.
Send for illustrated booklet. 5-1-52t
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PACING AND TROTTING
PROGRAM.

First-Half mile pacing, in heats,
best two out of three. Peter Top,
owned by J. w. Jones, and Palmerton,
owned by T. M. Dyer.
Second-Half mile, trotting, in heats,
best two out of three. Harry, owned
by w. S. Moughon, and Red Robin,
owned by Capt. j. B. Morson.
Third-Half mile, pacing and trot.
ting, best two out of three. Doctor
Bramlet, trotter, owned by W. R. Nor.
rison, and Clarabel, PAGER, owned by
Robert Moseley.
Come early and secure a coed seat.
Admission soc
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1902-05-29

LORlNG SPRiNGS-Mentone, Ala,
Lookout Mountain-25oo Feet Altitude.
Chalybeate and freestone water. Cool
mountain air. No malaria. Fishing, boat
ing, bathing, hunting driving, tenpins,
croquet and music. Terms reasonable.
5-14-3m CIAS. A. LORING, Prop.
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Score by Innings


birmingham. >. " u ] I I'll
Memphis. -. :. :. q 0 0 20 0 0 0 o. 3
ummary-Two-base hits-Robb, Moss.
Blue, Bases on balls-By Lipp 4; by Robb
l. Struck out-By Lipp 4; by Robb O.
Stolen bases-Sorber, Moss, Gilligan. Sac
rihce hits-Blue. Time hours Umpire
Goodenough
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BELLEVUE HOTEL,

'''@-'
Sulphur chalybeate and freestone wa
tiers; billiards and pool; golf and tennis;
excellent orchestral large swimming pool;
family commuters books, 25 trips, $21
from Birmingham; adults $40 per week.
children and nurses S.; no malaria or
mosquitoes. LOUI HART,
5-1S-3m President and Manager.
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Totals :. :. :. 80 8 10 q IA
*-Lipe out by being hit with batted
ball.
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GAMES TODAY.

Little Rock at Birmingham.
Memphis at Nashville.
Shreveport at Chattanooga.
New Orleans at Atlanta.
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Cleveland, z; Washinaton 2.

Washington. May 2S.-Townsends base
on balls followed by timely hits of Cleve-
land and the inability of Washington to
hit Joss, won for the visitors. Attend
ace 1S40 Score:
R. H. E.
Washington :. 100001000-2 4 /
Cleveland -. ..401000101-7 q
Batteries-Townsend and Clark; Joss
and Bemis.
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For sure enough beer drink
Schillinger's Lager Beer.
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ROSE POLYTECHNIC INSTITUTE.
A College of Engineering. Mechanical,
Electrical, Civil Engineering; Chemical
Courses Architecture. Extensive shops.
Modernly- equipped laboratories in all de-
partments. Expenses low; Goth year. For
catalogue. address C. L. Mees, President
Terre Haute, Ind. 5-15-et-eothu
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COLLEGE GAMES.

nell l.
At Observation-Disclosures u. Wander
bilt 2.
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SUMNER RESORTS.


GRAND OLD OLIVER SPRINGS, THE MOUNTAINS.
Tennessee
up in the Cumberland range of mountains cool nights malaria
The hotel
bells elevator hot and cold water floor electric lights public
baths all kinds of
springs Write for pamphlet Powell
County,
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Chicago, 5; Baltimore, 2.

Baltimore, May 2S.-In almost a freezing
temperature Chicago defeated Baltimore.
Attendance 2133. Score:
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Coal Barons' Grand Fl

Blue led, off with a two-sack drive to
left. Lipp cracked a single into similar
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IMPROVED ON NATURE.
The Case of q Crooked Leg which
Was Successfully Handled by
William Mckinley.

A year or two after William Mckinley
had begun the practice of law at Canton,
O., he distinguished himself in a humorous
fashion in one of his first successful cases.
As often happens in court, the humor was
not merely for the sake of the joke, but for
serious purpose. Mr. Edward T. Roe, in
"The Life Work of William Mckinley"
tells the story:
The case was a suit against q surgeon,
whom the plaintiff charged with having
get his leg SO badly that it was bowed. Ne
kinley defended the surgeon, and found
himself pitted against John insolvency,
one OF the most brilliant lawyers of the
Ohio bar.
McSweeney brought his client into court,
and had him expose the injured limb to the
jury. It was very crooked, and the case
looked bad for the surgeon. But Mckinley
had both his eyes open, as usual, and fixed
them keenly on the mans other leg.
As soon as the plaintiff was turned over
to him, he asked that the other leg should
also be barred. The plaintiff and Nc
Sweeney objected vigorously, but the judge
ordered it done. Then it appeared that his
second leg was still more crooked than that
which the surgeon had set.
My client seems to have done better by
this man than nature itself did" said Ne
Kinley, "and / move that the suit be dis
missed. with a recommendation to the
plaintiff that he have the other leg broken
and then. set by the surgeon who set the
airst one"
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The Blood.

The blood is life. Wederive from the blood
life, power, beauty and reason, as the doe.
tors have been saying from time immemo-
rial. A healthy body, fresh appearance,
and generally all the abilities we possess
depend on that source of life. 1t is, there
fore, the duty of every sensible man to
keep the blood as pure and normal as pos
sible. Nature, in its infinite wisdom, has
given us thermometer indicating the state
Of the blood, which appeals to our reason
by giving notice of its impurity. Small erup-
tons of the skin, to which we scarcely pay
any attention, headache, ringing noises in
the. ears, lassitude, sleeplessness, are gen.
orally sign that the blood is not in nor
NAL state, but is filled with noxious SUBJ
stances. These symptoms deserve our full
attention. II more attention were paid to
these symptoms and steps taken to remove
them, then many illnesses from which we
suffer would become unknown, and the hu-
man body would become stronger and health
Ter. Attention, therefore, should be paid
to those warning signs, and the blood can
be purified and poisonous substances re-
moved from it by the use of DR.. August
koenig's Hamburg Drops, discovered more
than 60 wears ago.
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AN ANGEL In DISGUISE.
He Wanted an Eraser. But the Good
Woman Wouldn't Give Him
Dry Bread.

An artist who was making sketching
tour through picturesque region of Con-
necticut CHANGED one day on a barn so al
Turing to his eye that he sat down on
stone wall and went to work at once, relates
an exchange.
He soon became conscious that he had
two interested spectators in the persons of
the farmer and his wife, who had come to
the door of the house to watch him.
The artist by and by discovered that he
had lost or mislaid his rubber eraser, and,
as he wished to correct slight error in the
sketch he went up to the door and asked
the farmers wife if he might have a small
piece of dry bread. This as every artist
knows, makes good eraser.
The farmers wife looHed at him with an
expression of pity not unmixed with sur
prise.
DRY bread" she repeated. "Well, 1
guess you won't have to put up with any
dry bread from me, young man. You come
right into the kitchen with me and I'll
give you a thick slice of bread with but
ter on it"
Nov dop't say word" she continued.
raising her hand to warn off his expostula-
lions. Il don't care how you came to this
state, nor anything about it; all | know is
you're hungry, and that's enough fer me.
You shall have a good dinner"
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Lost in the Park.

A man had been absent for some time,
and during his absence had raised pretty
luSuriant crop Of whiskers, mustache, etc
On returning home he visited a reltive,
whose little girl he was very fond Of
The little girl made no demonstration
toward saluting him with kiss. as was
usual
''Why, child" said the mother, "don't
you give Uncle Will kiss?"
Why. ma, returned the little girl, with
the most perfect simplicity, II don't see
any placen'-Washingto Times
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Fond Mother-T do wish You would
look over some of my little boys sketches,
and give me your candid opinion of them.
They strike me as perfectly marvellous for
one SO young. The other day he drew a
horse and cart, and, | can assure you, you
could scarcely tell the diference!"-
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Placing the Hera.

Pm goin' to be married, father said
young woman the other day"
WE'LL, Rachel responded the father,
$50 you're goin' to get married? Vot is
he and who is he?"
"Oh, father, he is a fine young man, .
fine young man.
but vat is he and who is hep persist
ed the practical father.
Father. he IS a tine young man; he is .
hero reiterated Rachel.
"Hero! questioned tie old man,
"Vot for beesness is a hero: Maxim but
toaholes is a heegness, but vot for bees.
ness is hero!-N. Y. Herald.
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Get-Rich-Quick scheme.

Jones-Green sent dollar to man who
advertised plan for making a quarter
yield 800 per cent profit in less than two
minutes.
Brown-So? And did he get the desired
information?
HE certainly did. The man wrote and
told him to take quarter and cut it in two,
then he would have two halves. Chicago
Daily News.
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ONLY an Amafenr.

Cultured Mother--My dear, your sister
Clara is an amateur pianist, Dora is an anna
terr photographer, and Elvira is an anna
teur astronomer, but you don't seem to be
anything.
Pretty Daughter-Oh, yes, mamma, / am
an amateur finance Here's my first en-
gagement ring.-Pit.sburg Press.
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Dead Easy.

Young Man--So Miss Ella is your oldest
sister? Who comes after her?
Small Brother-No body amt come as
yet; but pa says the first fellow that comes
can have her.-Cleveland Leader.
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"a nan kin allus tell whut he would do
ct he was in another mans place." said
Uncle. Eben, but de man dat gifts de
out de tellin' Washington Star.
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We cannot control the evil tongues Of
Others, but a good life enables us to de-
spise them-Cato.
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1902-12-25

"And you say Gittup's new production
is problem play!" That's what"
Whats the. problem?" 'fWhy, the prob
lem IS how Gittup can stand off the sher-
if. Baltimore News.
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1902-12-25

Dropsy treated free by Dr. H. II. Green's
Sons, OF Atlanta, Ga. The greatest dropsy
specialists in the world Read their adver-
flsement in another column of this paper.
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1902-12-25

Pleasant, Wholesome, Speedy, for coucha
Is Hale,s Honey of Horehound and Tar.
Fike,s Ioothache Drops Cure in one minute,