Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1902-07-12
The thermometer is too full for ut

van-the laundry van.
virginia's New constitution went
Z into effect at moo today.
The seasick excursionist knows the
most strenuous vacation.
In political pugilism one is allowed
to punch Oh the b~reakaway.
Not only bicvclists and automo5il-
ists are scorchers these days.
The North pole is a pleasant sub
iect for discussion these davs
Cigars don't care who smoke them.
but cigarettes know their limit.
After pouring oil on the troubled
waters some people set IL IN fire.
Life is made up ofEspurts of wick
edness and spasms of virtue.
People began to perspire as O % as
they looked at the thermometer.
The police census of q hambersburg
gives that place 8, 456 POPULATION.
Coal and beef magnates will fight
till the last cinder dies at the steak.
A commission ought to be appoint
ed to investigate the weather bureau.
Peaches are being shipped from the
country In large quantities in baskets.
Two United States cavalry horses
dropped dead from heat in Frederick,
Md.
Mr.. Sol Blazing was in town yes
terdav promoting an ice and laundry
trust.
Indians are trying to locate Tracey.
the convict outlaw, in Washington
State.
A railroad engine may roughly be
said to be equal in strength 0 900
horses.
Miss Mamie Jobe. of Columbus.
Ohio. is visiting Mrs. VIM. Leffcrts,
s. Maple avenue.
The hand that rocked the cradle of
the man who rocked the boat worked
to little purpose.
Miss Nj. Virginia Hess is on an ex-
tended visit to Miss arga-etteMLaing,
Cumberland, Nd.
Mrs. Mamie Sloan who has been
verv Ill for the past three weeks is
able to be out again.
The annual meeting of the Nation
al Educational Association is In full
blast in Minneapolis.
A girl doesn't have to be a magic
ian to call a fellow a lobster and then
make a monkey of him.
Miss Electa Ziegbar. of Hagers-
town, is visiting at the home of Mr..
E.. ID. Gardner, Winchester avenue.
Miss Virginia Fitz. of Hanover,
Pa. formerly of this city arrived
last evening on a visit to the Misses
Parks.
Misses Ethel and georgia Moore. of
Loudon county, Va, are visiting at
the home of their uncle, Mr.. j.. L..
Leblanc.
Mrs. S. Il. Thompson and Miss Ma
ME Bremen of Bridgeport Conn.,,
are visiting Mrs. Fred Engle ON Ma
pie venue
Misses Eleanor Fulk and Lucy Clo-
han have returned from a visit to the
N home of Mr.. and Mrs. II. A. Derr.
Hagerstown.
Mrs. A. r. Russler, Mrs. I O.
Russler and Miss Marstella. of Mar
tinsburg. are visiting friends in Cum
berland, Md.
Masters Bernard and Charles Lam
ders. OF Wheeling. are visiting Mt the
home of Miss Mary Martin asa E..
Burke street.
Mr.. Alex r. r, Smith of Baltimore
is spending his vacation with his pa
rents Mr.. and Mrs. w. M. Smith n.
Queen street.
Hon. j. j Hetzel. of Martinsburg.
was in Cumberland Monday and paid
his subcsrinhon TO the Q. O. C.-The
Qneen CITY Courier.
Mr.. and Mrs. David Delaney of
BROOKLYN NY are visiting her pa
rents. Mr.. and Mrs. Thos. Nuckles
2l4 f.. Martin street.
An engine crashed into the work
train at Casselman, Md, on the BAL
timore and Ohio railroad yesterday.
Hing an unknown Italian.
Miss Love Baker. of Winchester.
Va. and Miss Louise Gessler. of
Philadelphia. Pa. are guests of the
Misses Parks. S. Queen street.
Mossrs Albert Droman and Gustave
Matthaei, of Baltimore. spent Sunday
at the home of Mr.. Matthaei's pa
# rants Mr. and Mro nario1 Makfbon;