The Lewiston teller. (Lewiston, Idaho) 1900-1905, 1902-08-07

% S&SAHaaE AEy r. - u Stse S&A-
,esnpsDouS rival But II - it's the
ealy Gay in the sc ven 81 whsca he does
play s-~-WasAiasTen S-sr.
Mr.. Blnsc-I am fco- walker snd
buyer fer Lacesn and Skirts Mr..
Range-A-iue1s bob II must be .
great relief 10 get home nights Mr.
Biago-Wel, no: am door walker
and ouyer for ,Ass house, too-Judss.
Crssh.e-ToSsay fer the trSt time
Was really Delighted to hear Mss Mex
t,ore's piano gotns. AScum-Son>
thing worth listening to. en-. Crsese-
I should say. I hear, the tnssaiirent
rnes taking 1t away.-Philadslphi
Press
Is just before the dawn. CriEnsonhcaG
Yes: well know when I've gone
home in the morning. and knew E1y
wife was waiting for me. thinks hare
looked unusually black Yoakers
Statesman
Attorney for the Defen<e-You are .
biackguard and blur. sir,
Attorney for the Prosecution-And
you. sir. are n shyster and regue.
The Court-Come, come. gentlemen
Let US get down to the disputed points
in this case.-Smart Set.
Sunday School Teaeher-And when
pelilah cot Sainson's hair be became
mild as lamb. and there was No fight
In him. To you understand that Tona-
my: Tommy-Well know ii makes
yer feel awful 'shamed o. yer~elf when
yer mother cuts yer hair.
He does not have much admiration
for modern actors. authors or public
men Of any sort Me- answered
Miss Cayenne: he is one Of those pe<-
PIE who believe that nothing is as good
as II used TO be, except their own opin-
naturalization Star.
Mr.. Van Aibert-Great Scott. Why
are not all these dishes washed. Mrs
Van Albert-Because the csok is gisins
the kitchen table Mr.. Nan Albert
In what way: Mrs. Van AIbert-She
Is playing a game OF ping-pong with the
policeman Brooklyn Life
Guilty: do you know anything about
hypnotismv' asked the girl In the pink
waist. Well" replied the fluffy -hairsSi
maid. as she held up her left hand TO
display sparkling solitaire to better
advantage yen can judge foe ycur-
self Chicago Daily News
And does your dolly close its eyes~'
said the minister. visiting AT the house
Of = parsshicner. NO, sir. replied the
little thing. bat I'm going to take her
to church some day, and see II she
via; papa says nearly everybody goes
to a'eep there--Youkezs Statesman
Bedwin-Heater has q rather csYen-
sire way with him He doesn't know
me, never saw me huf once before. and |
Yet he walks up with provoking cool- |
NESS and called me my good man.
Tfckner-Caiied yea good man did he. |
Oh veil Is ycu say. he doesn't know
yon-
Stiu Booming. Eastern Man-Hew
are things In Dn<cus City nov. West |
En- Man-Bconinx- Just ADJOINING.
Why. l happened 10 want 4 little |
ssendinx money iass week. and il |
dsan't take me half an heur to get
THIRD mortgage on my h0use--New 4
York Weekly
Jenks-I shsuld think ron hurcrtx1s
wou1d get lots Of funny sauisss ouf OF 1
this new plan 10 exferEinare the mos-
auitce& Hugh Merist-Nos much Its /
really serious II the plan sncceeds. a.
II rronasex fo. what Ca earth win we
have 10 joke about In the summer
time s-Phiiasseaphia Record.
M Ascum-l was rather surprised
fhaf yes d5an-t coEtribure to that CHAR
tu. Mr. Pan Enthreg-I didn,f have
sry check tssek with me Mr.. Ascnm-
But nfty event psece wou9d hare hook
ed big 10 them Mr. Phil Enfhrep-t
How the dence could write my rarne
ea q Afry-ceas paee~s-PhIiadelpai.
Pre&&
The B0xte1 Roy. -Loo6in- fer III
edsd's nest aonny- asked the reed-
Wesssrner q sJear-old boy
whcm he met In Rt<aon Common.
No. xsr. replied the inseaIecfual prod-
~. ~ be ceatanned TO gaze up insc the
lree, Il Am merely ensAea roring 10 cor
recfiy classify thss tree n 1 hotanscals
-Caaunbns Ssase Jcrrnal /,
4 Bassoo servant. Ike many 81 Aef
,1ask aees not know her ase. sac has
aved with eAe family eaer<u yuarx
md has always beers - But net soax
- sAe rad n the newszsaper o. IN ,
- Woman Who Ind ased At the age Of
le& Maybe Tn n au1d as that me-
ny Nad ShA -fns4sf3s 49,,