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The age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1897-1902, 1902-04-17
SCHEDULE CHANGES.
Central of Georgia to Rearrange Time
Table April 20.

Several important changes have been
made in the arrival and departure of
passenger trains on the Central of Geor-
gia, to go into effect Sunday, April 90
Train No. 2, which is due to leave Biz
mingham at $3.50 o'clock in the morning.
will leave at 7:10 o'clock; train No. A. due
to leave Birmingham at 4:O5 o'clock in
the afternoon, will leave at 4 o'clock;
The age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1897-1902, 1902-04-17

LIFT-OUT FOUNT LAMPS,
center draft burner style, No. 2
Rochester; regular price SIPS;
Third Annual Sale Price 1866
10-PIECE ENGLISH SEMI-POR-
CELAIN Toilet Sets, stippled gold,
with ground body tints, pink, ca
nary, green and blue; regular
price $3.50; Third Annual Sale
Price, 2.95
FAMOUS "TATTLER" SETS,
12-piece Toilet Sets, new style,
and the equally famous "Treed-
more" shape, the latter in solid
colors, purple and dark green, both
have jars to match; regular price
$1400; Third Annual Sale Price,
....s lilo
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At AQueduct.


New York, April 16.-There were several
upsets at Acqueduct today, only two ia
vorites winning. The surprise of the af-
ternoon came in the last race, Gambling.
at Is to l, winning easily from Alsike.
Discus, in the first 2-year-old race won
from the second choice. Mystic Belle.
The favorite in the other 2-year-old race
won easily. T. Burns carried off the
riding honors, having two winners.
First race, four and a half furlongs.
selling-Dscus, 112 Oh. Cochran, to l,
won; Mystic Belle, 80 q. Daily, 10 to s.,
second; Epidemic, "a (Shea), 10 to l, third.
Time, 057.
Second race, one mile and 70 yards, SELL
ing-Fatalist, 106 CWhite), to l, won;
Shandon Field, So (Shea), 4 to l, second;
Alack, 90 (Creamer), to 1, third. Time,
1:4S.
Third race, four and a half furlongs-
Examiner, 10 IT. Burns), 9 to 5, won;
Red Knight. ITO Gandry), to 1, second;
Tugai Bey. ITO (Booker), 10 to l, third
Time 0:56 10.
Fourth race. seven furlongs, selling
Lucky Star, III ct. Burns), to 10, won;
Animosity 1902 (She), to 2, second Jack
McGinn, 112 o. DAILY, 20 to l, third.
Third. Time, LIS 3-5.
Fifth race. five and a half furlongs
selling-The Referee, 10 CWonderly), 21a
to l, won: Fried Krupp 10 Oh. Cochran,
10 to 5, second; Iridscent ITO (McCue),
to l. third Time, Los 80.
Sixth race seven misunderstanding.
Ill IL. Smith,, Is to l. won; Alsike, lis
(Brennan), to l, second; Vassal Dance.
100 (Wonderly), to 5, third. Time,
20 10.
The age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1897-1902, 1902-04-17

PERSONAL GOSSIP.
DIR. Robert Golstern and DR.. Sam Gill
bling of Montgomery are the guests of
Mr. and Mrs. John Mcqueen on Eleventh
avenue, south.
DR.. G.. A. Catchings of Mobile is one of
the most prominent physicians in attend
ance at the medical convention.
Dr. ]. It. Jelks, a brother of Governor
w. D. Jelks is here from Hot Springs
Ark, attending the convention.
After delivering his grafton at the JEFF
ferson, Dr. E. B. Ward of Selma left
last night for his home.
One of the most popular men attend
ing the convention is Dr. H. G. Perry.
treasurer of the association. He is pro-
nounced one of the best treasurers hold
Ing office in any society.
DR.. ]. D. Gibson will give private
dirner at the Hillman tonight in honor of
DR.. T. G. Massey of Philadelphia, one of
the visiting physicians at the state meet
ing. Members of the association have been
invited to meet the guest of Dr. Gibson
at this dinner.
The age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1897-1902, 1902-04-17
News in the Suit Department.

Some walking skirts just Metons Kerseys
Light weights and popular shades 3.S5 to 1895
Ladies and Misses Eaton Coat Suits Examines and Chevots
Taea lined Jackets. Pecane drop Skirt Besides black
colors of Brown, Light Tan, Light Grey, Navy 1895
Black Broadcloth Suit with aea Drop Skirt $500
27.5O
Venetian Cloth Suit In Brown, Oxford and Blue Mixtures
Coat is Eaton Skirt ounce Jacket satin Romane ined skirt
percaine lined Trimmed in bands of san looks 400 suit
it is elsewhere-here 9.95
The age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1897-1902, 1902-04-17

CWinlSfield). to g. won; The Rival 112 q.
Woods), Z to l. second; Cadet 104 (Coburn),
IL to /, third. Time: 1:02%.
Fourth race, the Cordova Hotel handi-
cap, mile and ne-eighth-Silurian "a q.
Walsh, s to 5, won; Barouche 80 Iou-
DEM, to l, second Vulcain ia IN. Tur-
ner), to g. third. Time: 1861.
Fifth race. steeplechase, about a mile
and a quarter-Mazo 145 CTaffin), 8 to l.
won; Precursor 141 Downs. to /. Sec
ond; Golden Link $50 q. Weber,, 8 to l,
third. Time: 1851.
Sixth race, five and one-half urlongs-
Loah LOG (Winkfield), 6 to 5, won; Sevoy
40 CRobertson), 7 to 8. second; Admoni-
ton ITO (O'Brien) 10 to /, third Time:
l 0SA.
The age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1897-1902, 1902-04-17

Standard Apron Ginghams, &c
Standard "a Shifting Percale,
sec
One of our best Standard Prints,
light tinge, in black or American
indigos, SC
Good quality Of yard wide Sea
Island Shifting, &c
The age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1897-1902, 1902-04-17
Do You Need Glasses?

| competent optician will find it out
for YOU free of charge and fit your eyes
with proper glasses at most moderate
| prices. .. IL ~ w i .,,
4-11-3t-th-su-tu DOe First Ave.
The age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1897-1902, 1902-04-17

train No. 8, due to arrive at 1920 p. m.
will not be changed; train No. l. due to
arrive at S:35, will arrive at S:45 p. m
The age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1897-1902, 1902-04-17
IS Years Old, and Aged In Old Oaken Barrels.

southeast quarter of the southwest quar-
ter of section 81 township is, range |
west, and $500 for the detention thereof.
The age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1897-1902, 1902-04-17

Soft finished yard wide Bleached
Domestic, Sc
Checked Nainsook, small or
large check, in bookfold and ex-
ira nice goods, sec
Turkey Red Damask, Sc inches
wide. worth 29c, for 24c
The age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1897-1902, 1902-04-17
PERSONAL GOSSIP.

largely attended, about three hundred b.
ing present during the evening.
The age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1897-1902, 1902-04-17
Leaders in DOmestics and Staples.

Even in these things that cost but few yard the difference
yard considerable
standard apron nhams that Sc everywhere for
saving of 20 cent made all household purchases
cent of saving would be your
his salary raised fifth
The age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1897-1902, 1902-04-17

Games Played Yesterday.
At Chapel Hill, N. C.-University of
North Carolina, 8; University of Georgia,
The age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1897-1902, 1902-04-17
1.-The Largest Store South Of the Ohio
LOVEMAN, JOSEPH & LOEB.
10 piece $50 Toilet Set I.66;
I.65 Water Cooler Ito; 45C
Set of Cups and SauCerS
l9C; 9OC Bowl and Pitch
er SOC; 600 Dinner
Set Ais; 6Oc Thin
Blown TumblerS
l7C.

The Sale greater than last yearhe why is
the above headlines.
The age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1897-1902, 1902-04-17
REAL ESTATE TRANSFERS.

REAL ESTATE TRANSFERS.
s. w. Land Company to F. M. Tarrants
$4,000.
H. M. Lux to T. F. Stoele; $3.50.
NJ. NJ Whilden to T. r. Fulton; $s75
III. L. Mcconnell to L. l.. McConnell;
$1,000.
]. w. Hornady and wife to M M. Tar
rant; 1880.
ALI sporting papers at Brox
toms Place, lob 2Oth st.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1902-06-19

be striking spectacle. Many of the
finest ships il the British navy will
participate in it, and the following
foreign countries will be represented:
The United States, Germany, Japan,
the Argentine Republic, Denmark and
Russia. Possibly this list may be
augmented before the review. As at
present arranged, Japan Great
Britain's ally in the Far East, will be
the only country which will be rep
resented by more than one vessel.
London intends TO surpass all pre-
vious records in the matter of deco
rations and Nominations. 1t was a
happy idea to make the decorations in
the city of an old-style character, and
the historic streets in that part of
London will present an appearance
very similar to that which they bore
in the days of Queen Bess. All over
the kingdom on coronation night will
be bonf1res and ilIuminations.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1902-06-19

extremists and that if by any mir
acle the civilized nations were con-
verted to this practice it would be to
the advantage neither of mankind nor
OF animals. But we are lust as thor.
oughly convinced that that extreme
would not be worse than the present
one of eating too much meat. There
are facts, and enough of them 10
show that health and strength are
possible upon diet without meat but
there is the other incontrovertible fact
that generally speaking the makers
and bearers of civilization have been
and are meat eaters. But a moderate
amount of both kinds of food is far
better than either extreme. OF the
two, as we have said, there can be
little doubt that the overeating of
meat is the worse both for health and
morals. The American, even the
poorest. spends twice or thrice as
much as he need or should upon his
food. A capital illustration of this
fact has been given of late in New
York city, where "One-cent restau-
rant has been established and has so
far proved successful. A large bowl
OF pea soup, hominy or oats, ETC., is
served for one cent, and other things
coffee, bread and butter, beans
buildings. etc.-at from 3 to cents
Merical Science
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1902-06-19
Luminous Microbes.

Mr. ]. E. Barnard has been studying
the general history of luminous mi
crobes, which he tells US are practi-
cally characteristic of seawater. The
modus operandi Of the light produc-
ton is still in some respects unknown
to the scientist. AS in the production
of heat, so in the development of
light, oxygen is absorbed and ,carbonic
acid gas given off by the living form,
but in addition, and behind the mere
chemical action, there lies what Mr..
Barnard calls some factor of which at
present we know nothing. Probably
the photogenic germs can emit their
light wether they are agitated or
whether they are at rest. The main
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1902-06-19
Floods And Forests.

Most people believe enormously
says Professor Gannett, that floods in
our rivers are more frequent than
formerly because of the cutting down
OF forests in their drainage basins.
Probably the clearing of land by cut
ting away forests and underground
does affect streams, increasing their
flood height and diminishing the flow
at low stages. In other words, water
probably runs off or evaporates more
rapidly from bare ground than from
ground covered with forests. But
where the forests are cut away the
ground is seldom left bare; it is Guilt
waited or quickly becomes covered
with bushes which hold the water
quite as effectively as forests. The
floods in our rivers are no greater or
more frequent now than in the past.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1902-06-19
IN CALCUTTA.

Calcutta is a city of more than a.
million people. There are only about
1000 residents of the city who are not
natives, and of this number probably
100 are Americans. All the Europeans
and Americans live together in a por-
ton of the city which is we'll cared for
and has excellent sanitary equipment
The death rate in this portion OF the
city is not to exceed twelve persons
to the thousand each year, while the
death rate in the parts of the city were,
the natives live runs as high as forty
to the thousand.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1902-06-19
A REALLY SAFE ELEVATOR.

An acceptable and the latest i'm
provement in elevators is a series OF
push buttons in the car, one for each
floor the mere pressure of which gov
ems the upward and downward crawl
or flight A push button on each floor
brings the car to that landing, and the
door of the shaft cannot possibly be
opened until the car is opposite the
landing. The opening of the door
breaks the current of electricity, there
by locking the car SO that it cannot be
moved until the door is securely closed
An infant can operate this machine in
safety.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1902-06-19

condition required appears to be q
supply of oxygen, but the fact that
some kind of stimulation is usually
required to demonstrate the phos-
phorescence would seem to point to
some nervous or vital element in
volved in the work. Mr.. Barnard has
photographed certain species of these
germs by means of the light they
themselves emitted. Examined by aid
of the spectroscope the light is linn.
tied to a small area of the visible
spectrum. Regarded FROM the visual
standpoint it includes only green and
blue, while from the Photographic side
it eXtents somewhat toward the VIC
let
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1902-06-19
THE WIFE HAD HER WAY.

When William E. Chandler was sec
rotary of the navy he issued an order
that officers should not permit their
wives to reside at the foreign stations
to which their husbands were at
tached. The order was promptly re-
scinded upon the receipt by the Sec
rotary of the following from Commo-
dore Fyffe, in command of the Asiatic
squadron: '1t becomes my painfuF
duty to report that my wife, Eliza
Fyffe, has, in disobedience to my or.
ders, and in the face of regulations Of
the department, taken up her residence,
on the station, and persistently re-
fuses to leave"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1902-06-19
The MODERN SHERLOCK.

Although the lover had closed the,
parlor door the modern Sherlock was
not the least apprehensive about his.
success.
But how can you tell if he pro-
poses?" asked the anxious parent
Fear mott" assured the modern
Sherlock. 81, have sprinkled tacks in,
the rug by the sofa. and when he goes
down on his knees to propose you will
surely hear him" Just then there was
a series of muffied yells and the,
anxious parent handed the modern
his check.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1902-06-19
i PHILADELPHIA LAWYER was q

A Philadelphia lawyer was one OF
the guests at the annual dinner of the,
Episcopal club in Boston the other
evening, and biuntly told the assembled
ministers that too much of the preach
ing heard in the pulpit nowadays is
"dreary drivel,' and that too many of
the preachers seem to be in the bust
ness because they are paid to holler.''-
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1902-06-19
SCIENCE NOTES.
Negro A Desirable SURGICAL

Negro A Desirable Surgical Subject.
In the New Orleans Merica, and
Surgical Journal Dr. Lotion discusses
the surgical tolerance of the negro.
He says that although the environ
ments of the negro are anything but
inviting, surgically speaking. and
while septic conditions abound on
every hand, no more brilliant recov-
cries are ever seen than those which
are found in negro cabins and novels.
Sepsis really appears to be an I'M
known quantity with the negro. His
ignorance regarding his condition
helps the course of recovery. He is
generally obedient, and, further, he is
by nature an optimist. Grease, dirt
and filth do not assert their septic in
fluences in the colored patient as they
do in the white, though the negro is
decidedly more susceptible to con-
tagion than the white race, and con-
taminated blood is the rule rather than
The exception in the negro. Incisions
and wounds generally close rapidly by
primary union. Rarely does a stitch
abscess present itself. Wounds of the
cranial, thoracic or abdominal cavities
do not produce in the negro the
amount of shock noticed in white sub
jects While the soft parts heal with
great rapidity in the colored race, the
bony structures unite less readily. The
average negro is inclined to be med
dlesome-''to see if the bone has
knit
Lisht-Producing Germs
Light is powerful natural germi-
cide-and especially direct sunlight
in that it kills many microbes after a
few hours exposure. The experiments
OF Ransom and others have shown
cOnclusively the germicidal powers of
sunlight over the bacilli of consump-
ton, for example, and did we enjoy a
larger share of Sol's favors the mi
crobes of tuberculosis would fail to
reach us in any thing like the numbers
by which we are liable to be attacked.
The other side to the light question in
connection with germ life is that
which exhibits certain species as
themselves light producers. The
sphorescent light of the sea does
not precisely represent the work of
germs, but of certain low forms of
animalcular life that are able to trans
form so much of their vital energy into
light. The glow worms fires are pro-
duced by light-emitting organs on the
same principle. Away below such or
ganisms, however, we find microbes
that are phosphorescent in habits. Re
search has shown that a certain kind
of sandhopper is occasionally seen to
glow with internal fires, as it were.
The luminosity Of the little crustacean
is now known to be due to the pres
ence in its frame of microbes which
give off a phosphorescent glow, and as
the light is really symptom that the
sandhopper is being attacked by a
fatal ailment we may regard the Great
ure as ending in a kind of consuming
fire.
Vegetarianism.
We think that the advocates of veg
etarianism or "bloodless diet" are
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1902-06-19
Longevity.

DR.. Arlidge, an English physician,
has recently published the results of
years of close study of longevity. He
decides that the indolent rich are the
shortest-lived of all classes and gives
as the cause of this seeming anomaly
that they worry their lives away. The
farmer stands at the head of the list
of long livers; he generally has to
toll hard, but his work is in the open
air and in an altogether healthy en-
Good digestion with him
waits upon appetite. The miner, not
withstanding that for eight hours of
the "a he is working cramped in a coal
pit, shut out from the sun and in an
thickly impregnated with
coal dust, is, contrary to preconceived
notions, a healthy man and usually
lives to green old age.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1902-06-19
Must Be the Sweetest Thine

Mrs. Delight Sweeter Prentice, wife
of a wealthy manufacturer of CTeve-
land, Ohio, wears on her little finger
ring which contains a copy of the
smallest book ever produced, the.
Rrbaiyat of Omar Khayyam.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1902-06-19
Wasps are Robbers.

The wasp is an insect highwayman
rob bees while those Industrious
workers laden with the fruits of an ex-
petition are returning to the hive.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1902-06-19

1t was such a neat compliment for
the kaiser 10 pay Lieutenant C0ioneI
Potts b. inviting him to dinner at
Potsdam, that it more than soothes als
previous errors of omission.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1902-06-19

At the same time, General Wood
ought not to be judged to severely
He was simply showing little LuUa
how to do things in the way of eaa
republic thought
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1902-06-19
HER POINT OF VIEW.

Peace may nave been declared ia
England, but the white-winged dove is.
still out Of a job in Kansas. Governor
Stanley has recessed Mrs. Nation fIuIn
Jail.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1902-06-19

The German emperor has just
founded prize, consisting of a hand
some vase, for the Dest spirit-driven
motor car suitable for agricultural
purposes. The conditions for the COM
petition will be decided next Febru-
q
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1902-06-19

We don't find speakers having I'D 3
nerve to sive advice to men GRADUATES
on the subject of marriage, but i
seems as If it formed the chief topic
in addresses to girl graduates this
year.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1902-06-19
And Whu Mot

The Washington Post, being sure OF
good baseball season in that city, is
inclined TO let national legislation go,
hang.-Los Angeles Herald.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1902-06-19
COSTLY CORONATION
IMMENSE OUTLAY AT THE GREAT
EVENT.
FOR PROLONGED SERVICE

Several Days Essential to Com
o,ete Execution of the Flummery
,ut Little in 1t all for the Gen
eral PLbIic-The Program Given IN
Full.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1902-06-19

A pretty blond little salesgirl in tbs
millinery department was showing
hats to pig, blooming daughter OF
Ham. She picked out two white
Cnes, and as she hesitated between
them the salesgirl suggested that she.
try them on.
"Oh, no. said the colored customer.
L won't bother to do that. If you will
just please let me see how they look
on you!"
The obiiging young lady tilted them
in approved fashion over her blond
pompadour, and after critical survey
Mrs. Ham decided on one. When she.
gets it perched on her kinky crown
more becoming to her, rs long as A.
looked so we'll on the blond model.
she will probably wonder why 1t isn't
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1902-06-19

IL is probably in order for the Mr.
Gabb who married Miss Silence at 81
Louis to have deaf and dumb chill
dren, just to preserve the right ad-
justment of values.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1902-06-19
. PASTED-ON PATCHES.
They Are Better Adapted for Winter
Than for Summer Use.

'Ss'' 'Si S0lsiftfSt WV
When made up my laundry bundle
early in the week." said the middle
aged bachelor, Il found one of the
shirts that were to go in so torn that
I had some doubts about sending it, but
let it go. To-day when my laundry
came back and looked it over l didn't
see that torn shirt at first. There was
the right number of shirts there, but
no torn one. But looking again dis
covered that the torn one was there,
but now finely mended. The body of
the shirt, which had been torn in one
place away from the bosom for a
space of three of four inches, had been
drawn back into place and was now
held there secul ely by a patch pasted
on the under side and irOned on.
Il feel bound to say that the job
awakened my admiration. AS quick
and easy way of mending it was great.
All you had to do was take a square
of cotton cloth of suitable size, spread
starch on it, bring the disunited parts
together on it, and slam down on it
once or twice with hot iron, and the
shirt was mended. l had heard of
mending table cloths in that way by
FASTING on patch and ironing it down,
but l never before heard of mending
shirts in that way. Yet it's certainly
all right for shirts at some seasons.
THE paste patch in this use would
really be better as a winter than as
summer patch. 1t might be melted Off
in simmer. New York Sun.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1902-06-19
GREAT JOYS AND LITTLE.

GREAT JOYS AND LITTLE.
Because mine eyes were lifted high
They lost what time they won;
1 might have loved the moon if l
Had never seen the sun.
Had | not heard the crash and scream
Of great waves on a sea,
The prattle of a brook might seem
A wondrous threnody.
I may not tell if God hath blessed
Or banned me in this wise,
Because one day I knew the best,
No lesser thing I prize.
All, well, the little joys go by
l smile, remembering
might have loved the clown if /
Had never seen the kinY
From the Cosmopolitan.