Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1902-08-08
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| glad his job is an elective one.
Folks had almost forgotten that there
was such thing as cold weather.
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People had almost forgotten about
the defects in the character of Hicks.
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Green muskmelons have probably
caused more silent profanity than some
other things.
Barbertons first city council was to
be reform council' and 1t is trying
to live up to It's name.
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No picnic is complete unless at least
100 ants get into the lunch basket or
become mrcd in the pie.
The harvest days will soon be over
Jessie dear, but don't you care, There
will be sleighins next winter.
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June brides are making the lamenta-
BILE discovery that even in vinc-covered
cottages there are dishes to wash.
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Hudson folks are willing to bet that
the name of the next Sheriff will be
Fillius. And they are not the only
ones.
Don't pay the gas bill till the 18th.
1t is your privilege when the 10th
falls on Sunday and the company
doesn't need the money any way.
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Benny had little boat,
Benny was a winner;
Benny tried to rock the craft
He wasn't home to dinner. "'
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The price of coal worries people but
little just now, but the coal baron is
not made despondent thereby. There
will be something doing in few
/. months.
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The saying make hay while the sun
shines" may be changed to read:
o make hay when It's less cloudy" un-
IS less there Is general change of eli
= mate in these parts.
Solicitor =. f. Baker, of Barberton
q shot four squirrels Wednesday and he
n doesn't care who knows it. 1t is con
q fidentialy stated that his law partner
v Attorney o. ID, Everhard ate them.
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In the meantime John r. Davis, o,
o. Barberton, editor and politician, sit
It back in his chair stroking his chin ant
:. smiling contentedy, while the wordl
D. II told you So" tremble on his lips.
Some time when women make thu
I'd laws 1t will be a criminal offense fol
10 groeers to sell roasting ears withou
,e first removing the husks and proving
v. positively to each customer that tn,
n. corn Is neither too green nor too old
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:" 1T takes almost as much dexterit
We and dellcacy to play lawn tennis as L
n perform the duties of Mayor of tn
n Magic City" is remark Mayor Il. NJ
ir Buel is said to have made. The Mayo
is fast becoming an adept Ia bot
games.
0. Some day, II you keep on living, yo
Df may be member of the pioneers al
s. sociation, and once year, at the az
re nual picnic, will join with others |
talking Of the days when Akron ha
only $4,000 Inhabitants, and, you'll te
III about her first street ear, and abo.
~ how Barberton and Warwick sprun
Oh up, and the riot Akron had, and so Q
M and on,
lis He who examines livery stabl
M horse with n view to blying makes
great mistake II he drives the animi
In direction away from the stab
o''1 when he makes the trial, for the hors
o. win doubtless act like winning cal
ne didate for the glue factory under thos
u conditions. The way TO do is thi
ny Take the horse about a mile from I'll
AZ stable, turn his nose toward HON
and await results. The horse wi
10 show all his best points In his cage
elk. ness to get back to headquarters.
Jay @**
s11 1t would be difficult to find more |
telligent OF better class Of old peop
ev' than those In the Pioneers Associate
the of summit and Portage counties. The
ay- Is something remarkably beautiful al
pie fascinating about old age, especial
hat when 1t carries with 1t the dignity
years, the, quiet retirement from t
hustle and hustle Of the world, and t
attainment unto appreciation Of t
Wv higher lessons of life, which may
"' observed ON the afternoon slope,
is luxury to spend day with the