The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-04-27
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Anyhow, our meat man better keep on
the safe side by not becoming a can
didate for anything.
President Roosevelt has had himself
photographed without glasses. Now it is
toss up between the chief executive and
Jim Jeffries as to which is the less
handsome.
An auk's egg has been sold in London
for $1,000 and no questions were asked
as to when it was laid, either.
Every time Ellen NJ. Stone looks in the
glass she smiles and remarks more Or
less coyly that she is better-looI1ng than
Frank M Eddy, of Minnesota, anyhow.
Social New York refuses to permit it
self to be overcome by ennui. Lead
ing women are now dividing their time
between ping-pong and cat christenings.
Anna Gould Castellane has christened
her rev baby boy Jay. 1t may not be SO
difficult either for him to act the part,
It is hard to keep the Yankee from the
top of the ladder. Frank W Redding Of
Newark, N. j., has been made mandarin
by the sultan Of Mindanao
Burglars continue to break in where
''angels fear to tread" One Of them en-
tered Jersey City house where small
poX victim was lying i'll.
The smallpox hospital isn't the only
place that floats the yellow flag
The San Francisco Argonaut's reference
to the Philippine situation as canned
freedom" is not half bad.
It is a sort of paradox that King Ed
wards crown will cost Great Britain sew
eral crowns
The New York Herald says the Bowery
is as bad today as it was thirty years
ago. And we expected so much of Seth
Low, too.
Oklahoma is thirteen years old, but
hopes, in spite of the handicap, to be
made a state of the Union before another
year rolls around.
Santos Dumont promises to take Alice
Roosevelt up in a bollOOn. He hasn' t
asked Alice's consent vet, however.
That Filipino water cure" was death
by hydraulics, 50 to speak.
Mr.. Roosevelt told George Cary Eggles-
ton the other day that he was a demo-
cratic president. He didn't mean it with
a capital d, however.
Fishery experts report that there are
millions Of baby Holsters in the East this
year. Perhaps those in the West were
babies once.
The furniture dealer does not find much
encouragement in the statement that fur
niture in a house at Lexington, Mass,
the day of the battle there 127 years ago
is still as good as new.
Some Of the queer things done by Dis
trict Attorney Jerome of New York are
explained. He smokes cigarettes.
1t might not be a bad idea to correct
Boston with single. The staid old
town is fairly bubbling with giggIes over
a smart young man who is doing dancing
stunts in woman's gorgeous costumes.
If you must plant your peas now, be
on the safe side by building a fire near
to prevent the seed from freezing
However, beef is not 50 high there will
not be plenty Of it on the college foot
ball teams this fall.
Some Of those funny stories told in
Kentucky are actually excruciatingly
funny. A young man laughed himself to
death over one Of them the other day.
Now Funston like the parrot who talk
ed too nuPh will p d
ed rest. The public, too, will experience
relief.
The Chicago Inter Ocean says "Anert-
can can win pay no dividend. To
Frenchman that would look like gram
NAUTICAL bull" but the newspaper was
merely referring to the receptacle in which
we get the tomato.
Potatoes are selling at a bushel. And
such potatoes!
am glad I am not in the regular army
like Funston.-James Jefries.
Even the pipe Of the man who only
smokes cigarettes goes out sometimes.
Lunaey is stiu a striking characteristic
Of Nilwaukeeans. A citizen Of the town
has just paid 5000 for the rug on which
Princess Eugene used to say her pray
ers
The United States breaks every record
that is put up where it can shoot at it.
It broke the weather record the past
week by having every kind on the cal
endar from extreme heat to extreme cold
and from rain and snow to hail and sIeet
and thunder and lightning.
Nothing seems too small to counterfeit
A Chicagoan has placed 100000 bogus
postal cards on the market.
How cruel some people can be. The