New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1902-10-03
The TALK or THE DIY.

zone % those chas1cterisue Incidents Of which
'JI..t Iu- Cauu0us lie Is f.ll." said Congress
m-a Barney recently. happened just bscor.
Congress adjourned You know. OF rather I know.
and 90 does every one else that has had any thing
4, 90 s-th tie subject. that the original drafts OF
tE, appropriation bills ar. allied with an sorts OF
nonsense. Wen Consreasrnau Cannon as chair
man of thr committee. .IbJIeI al DAY eliminating
these eec,ut,i-Iues Of wouId-b, rct0rmegs. Joe
Ltl l.s blue pencil out aud was working sad havoc
containing "a peculiarly refJruatOry measure which
Wa t1 cost large sum OF money. the blue pencil
c-.a"i down on the bIu and began to make long
.Ns in Urofusion all over several pages while
Joe exclaimed; Neutrality-suspicious. him
self-ir-p lrtnershiF-with - the good Lord-ana
declares -that-that- -the-seuior member
0:-the-hrm-you-Waut 10 look out for him.
With every word that ne uttered Congressman
Cannou's blue pencil down on the bill and
knocked out either a sentence proyso
don't remember Just what the appropriation was
To be made for that called forth this strong
preston OF opinion. but I know had good
laugh over II at the time
Quite Consistent.-Mss Malnchantz-I suppose
Miss Ascott-lts. and confess l was suIpIIss-L
You told me once that you wouldn't marry him Tor
Miss Mainchantz-I know. dear but l discovered
later that he had two Press
The general stan of the French Army were all
present the Of the battle OF Sedan recent
~ for the purpose Of receiving object lesson In
American organization In moving housing and
feeding army OF people The frst Of the four
big trains OF Barnum & Baileys circus arrived at
o'clock. and by hot and elaborate breakfast
for seven hundred was served at tables Meanwhile
every tent had been erected and every seat mount
ed. Costumes had been unpacked and hundreds OF
horses stabbed. curried and fed. The staff declared
that even the crack artillery regiments could not
equal the performance and the s6th Field Artillery
Regiment was ordered out from barracks to eAtraih
and detrain Various faults were pointed out hy
Mr. Bailey and his superintendent. stenographer
took down the suggestions. which will later be en-
bodied IN a report TO the Minister Of War The
saf was served with supper In the circus tent and
then the whole circus melted away toward the next
town in three hours
Merely the Wrong Man.-Rivers was angry; The
little water color painting which he priced hshly
and had sent out e. have properly framed was re,
turned 10 him cheaply ana MIetSIeu ~ En- ,,aint
and with finger marks on the margin oil the paint
Ae strobe into the picture framing establishment
What do you mean you blacksmith. he said TO
the proprietor by sending me JOB IKE mat bld
you think you were putting tire on wagon
!Mfne friendt. explained the proprietor; Il didn't
know lot vos such "A delicate chob would mar put
my delicate man on it."-(Chicago Tribune
The total number of persons Of foreign birth or
foreign parentage in Chicago Is LSl44'S Inc num-
be ~ voters IN Chicago in 1900 was 5llO4S. or whon
g7 6Ss we're native born and 2i3S0 of ioreish orth
az tine native white voters l03.G4 were OF native
parentage and III SO4 of foreign parentase mus II
appears that Of the 5llOs voters Soloi are oil ior
eign birth or parentage ana onIV Al.Sof oI NATIVE
parentage The latter does not include lS0o' negro
voters.
First Mouse-You don't mean to say you are
Second Monse-No I'm not afraid OF them, 6gt
i ReSy hAys s just upsets
Transcript
John Muir. the famous naturalist and explorer OF
the Pacific Slope. has discoveries uee ~ ~" ~,
~, -. n,sttonaI Park Fresno County. Cal.
tba, surpasses IN measurements any OF its gigantic
rivals OF the sequoia group II Is lO' teet N CIR
crnfersnce II is Just within the line OF the United
So, E.or.., Ee.erve and reigns over grove OF
other magnificent examples Of its kind almost un-
known 10 fame so far. II Is nner speei'leH ~, 20
every way than the great trees Whie" nave - ~
carried OF the honors OF hugeness.
DeadIy.-visitor-Ho is It that you don't nave
any mosquitoes out here! -, than, gol-dern
easosne automobiles go by this way that We shsi,
Of them kills on ali the mosquitoes'-'NO
Life.