The Lewiston teller. (Lewiston, Idaho) 1900-1905, 1902-07-24
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adelphia Press.
1T is said that November r., 49,.
London $25O.OOO day" 'That's ~
n.y." whats funny:" THAT both ~.
fog and the money should be mist
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
II am told" said the friend chat -.
manager you have left was paying ron
fabulous salary?" NO" answs,..
Mr. Stormington Barnes; mot fahr.
lous; Observation-Disclosures Star
Mr.. Marmaduke Jenkyns-Well ola
boys will be old boys. Mrs JENKINS
Mrs. Marmaduke Jenkyns-Oh. no.
no; you mean that old boys will kaen
on trying to be young boys.-Detroit
Free Press.
Short Rations: Old Boarder-Whar.
for breakfast? Hope not ham and ere.
again. Waitress-No. sir, not ham ana
eggs this morning. Old Boarder-Thsnt
the stars! What is it? Waitress-Onlv
ham.-Tit-Bits.
The Bride-John. do you know anv,
thing about high balls? why. err
y-yes'm." "Then l wish you would
cook several for my husbands dinner
heard him tell friend that he dearlv
loved them."-Life.
Yes, I've got little money pus
away" said the laxative Spectator:
I've managed to get in on the ground
floor once or twice." me. too" whis.
norod tho hrrulor u-bo So< ,,~4 4. 81,
in the train: Philadelphia
Press.
Mamma-For goodness sake. Elsie
why are you shouting in that disgrace
full fashion? Why can't you be quiet
like Willie? Elsie-He has to be quiet
the way we're playing. He's papa COM
Ing home late. and I'm you.-Philadeh
phia Press.
The Honest MISREPRESENTATION
Customer Has this paper got the news
Of the latest revolution In South Amer.
sca? Newsboy III be honest with you.
mister. It's got all 'ceptin' what's
broke out In the last fifteen minutea-
Chicago Tribune.
why did vou resign from your
clubY he asked. "Oh, they were %
absurdly particular" she replied.
"How 7" why, the chairman wouldn't
let me talk just because some one else
was talking-as IL that made any dit
ference.'-Chicago Post
Suspense: Been hunting to-dayr
Yes" said the amateur. with the wild
apprehensive look In his eye. Have
you shot anything ?" Il don't know yet.
I'm waiting for the ..st of the party to
get Into camp. 20 that we can call the
roll. "-Washington Star.
Narga 'et-Matrimony is not all thaa
It Ia cracked up t. be. Edith-How
can you say such things. Margaret
Why. there is Carrie Wintergreen. She
was married only year ago, and now
she Is divorced. with such lovely ALL
mony!-Bostoa Transcript.
Her Explaaation.-"Do you mean to
shy such physical wreck as be 10
gave you that black eyer asked the
magistrate. "Sure. your honor, he
wasn't q physical wreck till after hs
give me the black eye" replied the
complaining wife.-Tit-Bits
A father. earring an. earthquake in
the region of his home. sent his two
boys to q distant friend until the peril
should Be- over. A few weeks after
the father received this letter from his
friend: please take your boys home
and send down the earthquake
His Hope: II hope. said the serious
man. that you haven't been betting on
the raceA" Il hope 90. too" said the
young man with the red necktie and the
restless eye; Il hope I will wake up to-
morrow and find out that the whole
thing was wild dream. But there's
no use hoping. "-Washington Star.
Easy Indifferencc.-.why did we ar
rive late and leave before the opera
WA over? asked the youngest daugh-
ter; 1t was very enjoyable" "Of
eourse II was" answered Mrs. Cumrox,
Dur NY dear. we had to show people
that We didn't care whether we got our
moneys worth or not."-Washington
Bar.
Her Taste for Charity.-"And so you
are doing charity work In the slums.
MA Naxgerson9 It's so lovely of you
70 take a interest In those poor peo-
pie Yes. | enjoy the work very
much Nearly all the wome. down
tneFe have domestic troubles that they
ten me al anont ~ f,.,,. paoora-
Herald
The Od Story.-The second course Of
eoe taoae o'hote was being served.
what . this leathery stuff:" demand
q the cQfnnlenf dinoe ..rhat sir In