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Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1902-08-04
NEWS OF RIVER.

Yesterday was big day on the
river. The {. w. Cowles took $500
people to the new Offerman's island.
and there were numerous private
launch parties. The City of Hudson
ran excursions from this city to An
daIusia and Buffalo and brought back
crowds. from those villages to the
city. The regular packets did big
Sunday business also. The clearing
of the water and the lowering of the
stage make the river more attractive
than it has been for Il couple of
months past.
The Winona and Helen Blair were
in and out. The Satellite, West Ram
DO and Musser were down.
The stage of water was 4.55 at a.
m. and 445 at noon. The tempera-
ture at noon was 81.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1902-08-04
RESIGNS
Physical Director at the Y. M. C.
A. Will Sever Connec-
tons Here.
IN PRESENT PLACE THREE YEARS
Has FIattering Offers From Omaha
Successor Will be Named
Soon.

The resignation of j. c. Pentland,
physical director at the y. NJ. {. A.,
viii be before the board of directors
of that institution this evening for
consideration.
Mr.. Pentland has received the ten
der of position similar to the one
he holds here at the y. NJ. c. \. at
Omaha, at Il handsome advance in
salary, and he has decided TO accept
it. The y. NJ. c. y. at Omaha is much
larger than the one here and the po-
sition of physical director there is
very desirable one aside from the
financial consideration connected
with it. and Mr.. Pentland's many
friends here. while regretting that he
is to leave the city, will be inclined
to congratulate him upon the recog-
milton that his ability in his line OF
work has received.
Has Given Satisfaction Here.
Mr.. Pentland has been connected
with the local institution for the
past three years and has given the
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1902-08-04
s. F. BoYD'S TERRITORY
HAS BEEN ASSIGNED

division Passenger Agent is the
sign that has been placed on the door
of the new suite of offices opened by
), f. Boyd in the new Rock
Island depot at Davenport.
With the first of this month.
with the changes in Rock Island of
fees here, Mr.. Boyd, who has been tri-
city passenger and ticket agent, as
sumed charge of n district giving him
a much wider field.
In Mr.. Boyd's territory hereafter,
will be not only in three cities, but
the II. I. & p, but not including
Peoria and all of the Rock Island
south of but not including the main
line from here To. Omaha. which
means the southwest branch but not
including Kansas City, ST. Joseph and
other large cities down that way. the
b., c. II. d y. south of West Liberty
to and including burlington, ana
from Muscatine To Montezuma, and
the lines from Des Moines to Keokuk
and Washington to Knoxville. He
will have the assistance of r. +. Tor
rington as travelling passenger agent,
and all the local agents in the terri
tory described will report to him.
The report comes from Sioux City
that the {. Il. l. d p. road is nego-
tiating for the purchase of the Union
Terminal road and that an extension
will be made to reach that city.
This is denied by officials of the Rock
Island.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1902-08-04
To My Friends.

1t is with JOY tell you what Kodol
did for me. L was troubled with my
stomach for several months. Upon
being advised to use Kodol, l did so,
and words cannot tell the good it has
done me. \ neighbor had dyspepsia
so that he had tried most everything.
1 told him to use Kodol. Words of
gratitude have come to me from him
because / recommended it.-George
w. Fry, Viola, Iowa. Health and
strength of mind and body depend on
the stomach and normal activity of
the digestive organs. Kodol, the great
reconstructive tonic, cures all stom-
ach and bowel troubles, indigestion,
dyspepsia. Kodol digests any food
you eat. Take dose after meals.
All druggists.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1902-08-04

Chicago, Aug 4-Following are the open
ing. highest, lowest and closing quotations
In today's markets:
Wheat
Sept. aSs. -S 40 81 Il: Ss5-; eos.
Dec, 69do9ls; 69ls-; 6S9s; 6sh-.
Corn.
Sept. hsz05sis; 5sS-: 571S-; 574-
Dec, 439s04SAs; 49,; 43; 49,.
Oats-
Sept. 2si4@29: s9g6: 2sA: 2sA
Dec, new, 31If; 3i1(: sOsS sos.
Aug. 1857: 1857: Is 81. IS So
Sept. 10 20: 10 So rs g.: Is -
jan, 1850; 1855; 1915; ISIS.
Aug, 1O.72 1912: Io.7s: 1912
Sept. 10 SO. 1855; 10 so; IO.s2
Jan, So; 50; SIS; $50
Ribs
Sept. IO.41; 10. so: 1887: 1910.
jan. s.l7; s.l7; s.l2: SIS
Receipts TO-DAY: Wheat 1914. corn 10, oats
l Z. Hogs 5000. cattle 1900.
Hogs left over 5.73i.
Hogs at Kansas City 1900, cattle l4,0O0;
hogs at Omaha 1900, cattle $3.50.
Hog market opened 5nlOc lower.
Light sesa OF 50; mixed and on butch
heavy. s6 sOG7.i5.
Cattle market opened steady.
Sheep market opened steady.
Union stock yards $40 a m:
Hog market opened steady.
=. y,
@I.75: good neavy, S6e0b7.s2; rough heavy.
e6-9 RfI7.35.
cattle market opened for best steady to
strong. others steady.
Beeves sI406s s., cows and heifers el.556
go. Texas steers S3.eolt6 2S. stockers and
feeders s26Oft5..5. westerns ~. 5OI6e0.
sheep market opened lower.
Hog market closed steady.
Light, So. SOCd7.cO: mixed and butchers. &c q5
ais; good heavy, s69cG7.s2; rough heavy.
80 a0d Is.
Cattie market closed for good strong 9TH
ers steady.
Sheep market closed steady to lower.
Estimated. receipts Tuesday: wheat 500,
corn 50. cats 3C5. hogs 10000.
Visible supply of grain: Wheat increased
3Si 900 bushels. corn decreased 205, 900 bush
els oats increased ,4S5, 900 bushels.
New York Stocks.
New York. Aug. 4.-The following are the
closing quotations on the New York stock
exchange:
So. Pacific 6s5I, sugar 1914. c. & A. &C m. t2H
gas 1903. Penna- 1875. Is. & O.l0S54. Q. r. 1. &
p. 1907. c. NJ & st. PauIlS9ia. Manhattan 1851,
Pacific Mail 3a4. Atchison common9l5s, W. Y.
Tel Co. So N. Y. Central 1884. L. & n.
I44. 3. r. L. 6aA, x. ID. G.. com. 679s. leather
com. I2K, copper 81, Atchison pfd. 1918. u.
y. steel pfd. %. U. S Steel common 40.
Missouri Pacific lI7A. Union Pacific common
I07S. coal and iron 6Sk. Erie common 3SH,
wabash pfd 1874 wabash com Can Pa
cihc 1856. Republic Steel common 19S, Re-
public Steel pfd. 76.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1902-08-04
LOCAL MARKET CONDITIONS.

Today's Quotations on Provisions, Live
Stock. Feed and Fuel.
Rock Island, Aug. 4. The following are
the quotations in the local market:
Provisions.
Butter-Creamery 22c, dairy Ice.
EggsHFresh 17c.
Live poultry Spring chickens %. so to SO
per dozen, hens SC per pound, turkeys 1oc
ducks &c. geese &C.
Observation-Disclosures, CSC.
Live Stock.
Cattle-Steers s4.5) to 500, cows and
heifers e.. 90 to $500. calves $3.50 to $500
Hogs-Mixed and butchers 500 to 81 50
Sheep-Yearlings or over, per cwt. 81 so to
e6 co. Lam bs per head s.. 90 to 500.
Feed and Fuel.
Grain-Corn 75d77c. oats 6Oc-
Forage-Timothy hay SIS, prairie hay
si2, clover hay sl3 baled prairie si2, baled
timothy Sl3. oat straw 81 so.
Woodland, per load $3.50.
Coal-Lump, per bushel l2c. slack, per
bushel &C.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1902-08-04

greatest satisfaction. He had de-
sirable offer to leave the city last
year. but was finally induced to re-
main. The resignation will probably
take effect about Aug. 10.
Mr.. Pentland's leaving will make no
difference with the work that will be
done in the physical department.
Several candidates for his position
are now being considered by Secre-
tary Freeman for recommendation to
the board, and an early appointment
is looked for.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1902-08-04
Masters Sate.

George W. McCaSlxriu, Attorney.
State of Illinois, L.
Rock Island County.
In the Cifcuit Court. In Chancery.
Richard 6. Snvis Sr.
r S Silvls, Henrietta White, Louise Babcock
and Margaret Porter. admtnistratriX of Il Z
estate of Milton j. Silvis, deceased.
Notice - hereby given that by virtue of a
deer se OF SAID Court entered in the above en-
titled cause. On the Seventeenth day of
June, A. d, 1902, 1 shall, on Saturday. the
Second day of August "A. D, 1902, at the
hour of two O'Clock in the afternoon, at the
east DOR of the Court House in the City
OF Rock Island, in said County of Rock Isl
and to satisfy said decree, sell at public ven
due TO the high est bidder for cash in hand
that ceI tain parcel of land situate IL the
County OF Rock Island, and state of Illinois,
known and described as follows. to-wit:
The West One and Three-four hS Nv Ia a.
OF the East part of Lot No 1hrteen (i3) in
Aiken Subdivision in the East Half Gs) of
the Southwest Quar.er 90 OF Section No.
Two (2) In Township No seventeen 40
North Range No T - C) West OF the Fourth
Principal Meridian in the County of Rock Is
land and State of Illinois, for cash
Dated at Rock Island, illinois, this 18th
day OF June, A D., 1902
Master in Chancery. Rock Island County, Ill.
GEORGE W. MCEAsKRIN.
Complainant's Solicitor.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1902-08-04
cIaIRyoYANr.

MADAM ST. MARIE. palmist and clairyoy-
ant, tells you the past, present and future
correctly. Tells you everything pertain
affairs, sickness, death, accidents and
everything of interest One call win prove
her wonderful accuracy. once hours from
Ito 10 D. m 705 Fourth avenue
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1902-08-04
nfiammatory Inflammation Cured In Three
Days.

Days.
Morton L. Hill, of Lebanon, Ind,
says: my wife bad infiammatory
rheumatism in every muscle and
joint; her suffering was terrible and
her body and face were swollen al
most beyond recognition; had been
in bed for six weeks and had eight
physicians, but received no benefit
until she tried Mystic Cure for Rheu-
matism. 1t gave immediate relief
and she was able to walk about in
three days. 1 am sure it saved her
life" Sold by Otto Grotjan, 1901
Second avenue, Rock Island; Gust
Schlegel & Son, 20 West Second
street, Davenport.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1902-08-04

Many persons in this community are
suffering from kidney complaint who
could avoid fatal results by using
Foley's Kidney Cure. All druggists.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1902-08-04

All the news all the time-The
Daily Argus
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1902-08-04

LOST-A black spaniel puppie from 1903 Sec
ond avenue very liberal reward will
be paid tor its return to above number.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1902-08-04
ANswERs WANT AIDS.

ANSWERS TO the following are at this once
IN IS" SC H. ..B A 2o;'t ~ &C. 49, 3
..P. 81" 8; M. rs" -. 81 s.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1902-08-04

THE MARKS BUSINESS COMPANY, pro-
motors of industries, real estate and loans,
business chances bought and sold. partners
furnished, special attention to the sale OF
furnished houses, rooming houses hotels,
cigar and news stands. groceries, meat
markets. dry goods stores. millineries, and
all classes OF business. capital secured for
patents, stocks OF merchandise. etc. Adj
vance money to buyers on easy terms. If
you are looking for small or large invest
m ents we can help you. or should you wish
to increase your business and want capital,
let us know. We give everything prompt
attention and guarantee satisfaction. Call
or write. Marks Business Co., 436 Good
Block. DeS Moines Ia
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1902-08-04
LOST AND FOUND

FOUND-A small purse on Seventeenth
street Same can be had at the Argus Of
fee by paving for this notice.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1902-08-04

FOR SALE - Lots in Wood1n's addition.
These lots are on Eleventh and Twelfth
avenues between Fifth and Seventh
streets. are 42x125 feet with 2C-foot alley
and nine feet of good rich soil lying on
limestone rock. An abundant supply of
pure water can be had at a small expense
by drilling 80 feet through the soil and
rock Sidewalks are all shaded with Elm
trees set 20 feet apart along the curb. If
you are interested in a cheap building lot,
the price and terms that these lots are o.
fered for will suit you. Call or address :.
]. Woodin. 922 First avenue.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1902-08-04

FOR SALE A new sc zen room house. Lot
A5Xl4O. One block from Elm street car
lire Price $1,000 payable 500 cash and $40
per month. These terms are extraordi-
n9rilv easy and should be taken advantage
of. Apply to Goldsmith & Mckee.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1902-08-04

FOR SALE-LotS 1 will sell what is re-
manning of the beautiful residence lots To-
Gated on Sixth avenue between Twenty.
eighth and Thirtieth streets at $3.50 and
$3.50 per lot. These lots are the cheapest in
the city. All are connected with city wat
er and sewer and have shade trees, within
one block of Seventh avenue car line and
two blocks of red and blue lines II is
ge- ally conceded that the Rock Island
railway Will again occupy the yards which
they abandoned which will have the effect
OF enhancing the price of these lots at least
so per cent. making this an opportune time
to buy the few remaining lots above de-
scribed. For further information call On
E. J. Burns, room IL, Mitchell & Lynde
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1902-08-04

wANTED-To loan money on diamonds,
watches. tewelry, hardware, musical in
struments, bicycles, clothing, dry goods,
furniture, etc. Highest cash prices paid
for second hand goods of all kinds also.
The above goods for sale at half the usual
store prices. All business transactions
= strictly confidential His new number and
location. 1923 Second avenue. Don't forget
IL Jones' secondhand store. Two rings
on f341.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1902-08-04
MONEY ro.LoAN.

~~~~~~~~~o~~~~-~-~~C>~~>
MONEY TO LOAN on real estate security at
lowest rates. Marion Z. Sweeney, attor-
ney. rooms 1885, Mitchell & Lynde build
ing, Rock Island.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1902-08-04
For RENT---FARNIs.

FOR SALE-SeVen acres of ground with
small house and barn in South Heights.
For particulars call at No 800 Seventeenth
street.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1902-08-04

FOR SALE Two remaining east front lots
in the Dart Twenty-SeCond street addition.
For terms inquire of r s Dart, Jackson s.
Hurst's ofice. Masonic temple.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1902-08-04

FOR SALE-Machinery. One 15-horse up
right steam engine. one I0horse upright
steam engine in frst-claSs running order.
25- horse steam engine: %, g u, 16. 24-horse
, gasoline engines. All in first-claSS order,
ready to be delivered in DAYS Two
100-hor &c power boiless, tuu fronts, in
HrSt-claSs order and ready to be delivered
ia a hours Apply at 319-32l Nine
teenth street. Moline Seal and Stamp
Works, Moline, III Phone 1922, long dis
lance.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1902-08-04

MONEY TO LOAN-In any amount, on any
kind of security Also choice property for
sale or rent. W. L. Coyne, go Seventeenth
street. up stairs
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1902-08-04

DO YOU WANT AGENTS?-Many years ex-
perience places us in a position to give you
valuable Information along lines that Will
assure you success Ask for free letters
of Information and bulletin of daily papers
e that pay We also start responsible par
ties in the mail order and agency supply
business Lord & Carver. Racine. Wis.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1902-08-04

FOR SALE-Choice bargains in building
lots. cottages and houses, for sale in all
parts of the city; houses rented; rents col
leCted; money TO loan on real estate
curity al current rates; fire and tornado
insurance written in oldest and most
liable companies; we also have some good
real estate investments netting 8. 9and 10
per cent; list your property with us, we
can sell it: telephone 45TS: we are in our
ONCE every Saturday evening the year
around. If you want to buy or sell proper
ty you viii save time and money by COM
ing direct to our office. over Peoples Ma
tional Bank Goldsmith & Mckee.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1902-08-04

BUSINESS OPPORTUNITIES
FOR SALE-Hotel. restaurant, laundry and
other lines of business. Eastman & Co.,
I7I4X Second avenue.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1902-08-04
FOR Observation-Disclosures.


FOR SALE-New launch hull. Must be solo
at once. Enquire at milk depot, l13 Nine
teenth street between andS p. m.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1902-08-04

WANTED-To loan money on furniture,
clothing. dry goods, diamonds watches.
jewelry, hardware, musical instruments.
bicycles, etc Highest cash prices paid for
second hand goods of all kinds also. The
above goods for sale at half the usual
store prices All business transactions
strictly confidential His location 800
Twentieth street. Don't forget il. Siegels
second hand store. Phone Coz Brown.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1902-08-04

WANTED-An established wholesale house,
recently Incorporated, extending business.
desires to engage competent manager for
. branch house. Salary 500 per month. ex-
penses and commission. Must invest 81 900
in capital stock of company, on which divi-
dend of per cent will be guaranteed, and
furnish satisfactory references. Address,
Secretary box 40 Kansas City, Mo.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1902-08-04

FOR SALE-A first-clasS roll top desk, good
as new, with 10 file boxes viii sell for
Just half original cost. Allen. Myers & Co.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1902-08-04
FOR SALE-PROPERTY.

@~~@N0~~~~~~~~--O~--~~-~~
FOR SALE-Four-and-one-th acres OF
land for sale i'll South Heights at bargain.
Reidy Bros.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1902-08-04

If YOU WISH your money TO earn higher
rate of interest than is paid by savings
banks, call on Marion h. Sweeney, attor-
ney, rooms 1896, Mitchell& Lynde building.
Rock Island.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1902-08-04

IF YOU WANT to buy, sell, trade or rent
anything, engage helpor secure situation
the Mail is the one paper in Moline that can
do il for you. Mail wants are popular and
Mail wants bring results. One-half cent
per word is the price to all alike, cash in
advance accent stamps will do. Evening
and Saturday Mail, Moline, ILL.,
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1902-08-04
TODAY'S MARKETS

Chicago. Aug. 4.-Following are the open
ing. highest, lowest and closing quotations
In today's markets:
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1902-08-04

INSURANCE on dwellings and household
goods a specially Oldest and best com =
panieS, lowest rates G. II. Chamberlin,
Mitchell & Lynde block. Phone 1880.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1902-08-04

MISCELLANEOUS.
catalogue explains how to teach
barber trade in eight weeks, mailed free.
Moler college, Chicago, III.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1902-08-04
Observation-Disclosures.


wANTED-Stark nursery pays cash weekly
if you sell Stark trees Louisiana, MO;
Danville, N. "
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1902-08-04

TORNADO INSURANCE-Rate tor city
property 20 cents per 500 one year, 20 cents
per 800 three years. % cents per 800 five
years Call or address c. Il. Chamberlin
Agent. Mitchell s Lynde building.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1902-08-04
TRAINS.

stop at rock Island % minutes for meals.
sDaily. tDaly except Sunday.
Telephone 1850.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1902-08-04

WANTED - Trustworthy person in each
county to manage business, old establish
ed house solid financial standing: straight
bona hde weekly cash salary SIS paid by
check each Wednesday, with all expenses
direct from headquarters; money advanc-
ed for expenses Manager, 1913 CaXton bldg.
Chicago.
The Meridional. (Abbeville, La.) 1856-1906, 1902-08-16
Big Cat Fish.

P. Fl. Vlquet, engineer at the
Union relift about six miles west of
Crowley, was in town Saturday, and
had with him a curiosity in the form
of a spoonbill catfish. Mr.. Viquet
stated to Signal representative, to
whom he showed the fish, that the
bayou at the relift was full of them
at the present time, and that as many
as twenty of them can be seen swim
ming near the surface.
Mr.. Viquet states that man by
the name of StelIay harpooned twen-
The Meridional. (Abbeville, La.) 1856-1906, 1902-08-16
Base Ball Racket.

But a few weeks ago we gave
great offense to one of the Franklin
papers by commenting upon a local
happening as detailed by it. Our
neighbor the Republican Idea in
giving an account of the visit Of the
Abbeville base ball team to St. Mar
tinville, made certain structures upon
the ruling of the umpire which pro-
voked hot reply from both the Mes
senger and the Review. The latter
paper says in part:
"Now as far as we are concerned.
we are satisfied that the above allu-
sions are incorrect; and we know
further that all those who were in
attendance to witness the game, are
q unit in saying that the backstop,
who has apparently taken unto him.
self the responsibility 1--WE are sure
Escudier is not backed in his state
ment by the team; if he is they are
the worst lot of hypocrites it has
ever been our fortune to run againsO
OF appropriately trying to slur the
character of a man, who ls in every
respect his superior, is nothing but
an ignorant and tyranical blusterer-
chronic kicker. Why did not Es-
cudier face Mr.. Bienvenue with his
charges while he was here? But, no.
He preferred to belch his vehomous
and vilifying tongue without the ra-
dius of that gentleman's arm. IT'S
, safer to do so in Abbeville, he argues.
Again, further down, the Republi
can Idea, continues: "In this inning
(the thirdly three Abbeville boys
crossed the home plate safely with no
men out, but contrary to all rules
and regulations of the national game,
the umpire declared the three men
out, thus retiring the side when there
were really no men out.
This is as rank statement, and
as black an untruth as we have ever
had occasion to throw back, with
double strength, at the villianous
villifier who committed it. The boys
from Abbeville are unable to prove
such charge.
The Meridional. (Abbeville, La.) 1856-1906, 1902-08-16
Beat This Egg Story.

A correspondent st Villas, La,
writes the Colfax Chronicle the fol-
lowing:
"Some days ago Zack Lotion log
contractor here at Millerick's saw
mill found a partridge nest with ten
partridge eggs and four chicken eggs
in it. Two or three days ago Dock
Bullock noticed the partridge away
from the nest with some young chick
ems, one Of which was white, following
her. Mr. Lotion went to the nest,
and an examination showed that the
four chicken eggs had been hatched,
and the ten partridge eggs still in the
nest. The nest is near Mr.. Lotions 8
OK corral, where his chickens range.
This is something out Of the usual,
and is q nut for evolutionists to
crack"