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New-York tribune., 1902-07-26
CHEMICAL FOOD.

Professor Berthelot. of the College of Franco
foresees in the Chemical Synthesis of Aliments'
the economical emancipation of the human race
paris correspondent OF The Daily News
You who now In pain and sorrow
Lfes sad suferings must rue
Courage! for a glad tomorrow
Science has In store for you;
Lo! II gives, for your content,
Scientific aliment.
Now no more with irksome labor
Need his bread the peasant earn:
Jocund strains OF pipe and tabor
For the future he may learn
Wherefore should he till the field?
Science all he needs will yield.
Sweets from Hybla from Narbonne
LUSCIOUS bowls of Samian wines
Revelling in hydro-carbon
These the epicure declines:
While he fills his aching void
With some choice albuminoid.
Yes. henceforward shall the glutton
Out or humor with beef
Jaded with insipid mutton,
To his infinite relief
When his former diet pals
''Victul free on chemicals
-Puncn,
New-York tribune., 1902-07-26

Mr.. and Mrs. William Osgood Field have arrived
in town from Biltmore. George w. Vanderbilts
place in North Carolina, where they have been
spending their honeymoon. They start to-day for
Lenox to spend few days with Mrs. Fields par
ents Mr.. and Mrs. William Douglas Sloane.
New-York tribune., 1902-07-26

Mr.. and Mrs. Nicholas Fish have left town fo
Newport
New-York tribune., 1902-07-26
GENERAL CoRBIN VISITS NJ. A. HANNA

Cleveland, July 25.-General and Mrs. Corbin ar
rived here from Washington to-day. and will bs
the guests of Senator and Mrs Hanna for short
time. This afternoon the visitors occupied seats
in the Hanna box at the Cleveland Driving Park
where the Grand Circuit trotting races being
held
While here General Corbin will look over pro-
of Lake Erie. 10 will be established either at
Cleveland or Erie. and General Corbin viii report
to the War Department which site is the more
suitable for the purpose.
New-York tribune., 1902-07-26

Mr.. and Mrs. W. Scott Cameron. who spending
their honeymoon in England. expected back
soon. and will join the Meadow Brook colony in
September.
New-York tribune., 1902-07-26
AT BAR HARBOR.

IBY TELEGRAPH TO THE TRIBUSEl
Bar Harbor, Me-, July 25.-Mr. and Mrs. Edwin
Gould have leased the Dutch cottage. on Malvern
New-York tribune., 1902-07-26

Mrs. r. F. Shepard who has already disposed of
her town house to her sister. Mrs William Doug
las Sloane is reported to be the lookout for a
purchaser OF her country place at Scarborough-on-
theH Hudson. The latter is now closed UP, and Mrs.
Shepard is at her apartment at No. 615 Fifth-ave..
where she will remain until she sails for Europe
for a long sojourn abroad.
New-York tribune., 1902-07-26

very handsome silver loving cup pre-
sented to Robert j. +. Collier last Monday even
ing by the friends whom he had asked to his fare
well bachelor dinner at Sherry's.
New-York tribune., 1902-07-26

Mr.. and Mrs. Henry +. Dimock established
at their cottage at Bar Harbor, but will return
TO their country place at South Coventry. Conn,
for a stay before coming to town for the winter.
Mr.. and Mrs. Cary T. Hutchinson. their sOn-in-
law and daughter. are with them at Bar Harbor
the
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1902-04-25
OBITUARY.

John Hodgson died suddenly OF
bright's disease Monday morning at
his home on Spring street. Deceased
was thirty-six years old and leaves a
wife and three children. Interment
was made in Evergreen Cemetery.
Theodore W. Phoenix, who died at
his residence in Mendham on Satur-
day after an extended illness, was one
Of the best known residents in that
section of Morris County. Under the
old order of electing assemblymen
from the district, Mr. Phoenix accept
ably represented the First District in
the Assembly in 1869-70. For many
years he kept general store in his
home town and had also served for q
number of terms as postmaster. The
funeral services were held on Tues
day, the Rev. Levi P. Johnston of st.
Marks Episcopal Church, officiating.
The bearers were Messrs. Alfred Mills,
Baldwin Thompson, J. B. Bowman,
Jesse Forsythe, Peter DeMott and
Chas. Nichols. A widow and one son
survive. Interment was made in
Hillside Cemetery.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1902-04-25
RAILROAD NOTES.

The new switch back of the freight
house for the Whippany River r. R.
is completed.
Engineer Day is on the sick list
and his place is being temporarily
filed by Engineer Metz.
The Lackawanna is about to COM
mence the erection of a round house
in Stanhope, with capacity for sixty
locomotives. Several carloads of
maaerial have already arrived.
Owing to the failure of the draw
bridge at Lynnhurst, on the Boonton
branch to work last evening, train No.
II made up of express cars was Obliged
to go through via the Morris & Essex
division.
The American Car and Foundry
Company has recent orders for 2, 645
freight cars. The Pullman company
follows with 1900; the Baldwin Lo-
connective works with twelve and the
American Locomotive company with
fifty locomotives.
President Truesdale, Superintendent
Ketcham, Chief Engineer McFarlan
and other officials of the Lackawanna
we're in Morristown on Tuesday on
their return from visit of inspection
to Cranberry Lake the proposed sum-
mer resort on the Sussex division.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1902-04-25

Andrew G. Phillips of the hardware
firm of Phillips & Day. brother-in-
law of the late Theodore W. Phoenix, is
acting as postmaster of Mendham at
present. The bondsmen of Mr.. Phoenix
were Andrew G. Phillips, William
Menagh and George J. Ferry.
John Bennett and Theodore Milford,
who for many years past have been
connected with the United States
Hotel of this city, have leased the
Park House at Dover. Possession will
be taken about June1.
Dewitt @. Flanagan has several of
his horses in New York. Mr.. Flana-
gan's driver, Jacob Winters has
been in several lively rushes on the
Speedway during the past few days.
Isaac s. Smith, we'll known engi-
neer OF the Lackawanna and who has
been running freight and coal trains
from Fort Morris to Hoboken, now
runs South Orange accommodation
train.
The County Board of Election sat
yesterday and will also meet tomor-
row in Freeholders Hall for the
Boonton election, which will be held
week from tomorrow.
Rev. DR.. Knox of Union Theologi-
cal Seminary, New York, will occupy
the puplit of the First Presbyterian
Church Sunday morning.
The Arlington Hotel at Arlington,
N. j., was destroyed by fire early
yesterday morning.
The Gamma Sigma Debating Club
will meet at the home of Frank Allen
tomorrow evening.
The official opening of the Morris
County Golf Club will take place to-
morrow
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1902-04-25
N0TIoE
Annual Charter Election of
the Town of M0rrist0Wn.

DUBLIC Notice is hereby given that an
i election will be held in the Town of Nor
ristown in the County of Morris and State of
New Jersey, on
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1902-04-25
MATTERS CONGRESSIONAL
House Agrees to OIeo Amendments
Disagreement on Chinese Bill.

WASHINGTON, April 25.-The house
yesterday sent the oleomargarine bill
to conference after agreeing to the SEN
ate amendments with some modifica-
tons suggested by the agricultural
committee. The opponents of the meas
ure offered a number of amendments,
the principal one of which was design
ed to place renovated butter on the
same footing with oleomargarine, but
they were overwhelmingly voted down.
The latter part of the day was devoted
to the agricultural appropriation bill.
Mr.. Fox (Miss.) made an exhaustive
speech in defense of the suffrage clause
of the Mississippi constitution.
Just before the senate adjourned Mr..
Rawlins (Utah concluded his speech in
opposition to the Philippine govern
ment
The senate passed several unobjected
measures of minor Importance and a
large number of private pension bills.
The conferees on the Chinese exclu-
sion bill decided to report a disagree
ment to each house. The point of diff
ference is the date as to when the law
shall extend, the house contending for
an indefinite period and the senate be-
ing equally firm in insisting that the
law shall not last beyond the life Of the
treaty.
The house conferees have held out at
the earnest request of the California
delegation, but it is believed that when
further conference is ordered an
agreement will be reached. The senate
conferees announced that a canvass of
the senate showed that body would not
yield on this point.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1902-04-25

L. S. Plaut & Go. draw special at
tention to their facilities for the stor-
ing, repairing and remodeling Of furs
and garments during the summer
months; to the making of awnings,
slip covers and window shades. They
clean lace curtains at lowest prices
and store them free of charge until
fall; re-upholster and refurnish fur
niture. Special attention given to re-
making and renovating mattresses,
pillows, etc. 1886
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1902-04-25
Tuesday, the 9Th Day of May,

A. D., 1902, between the hours of six clock in
the morning and O'Clock in the evening for
the purpose of electing Mayor for the Town
of Morristown to serve for the term of two
years; one member of the Mayor and Board of
Aldermen of Morristown from each of the
Wards of Morristown to serve for the term of
two years; one Justice of the Peace from the
Second Ward; one Constable from the First
Ward and one Constable from the Fourth
FIRST WARD.
In the First Election District of the First
Ward of said Town at Shnpe & Simmin's
Store Oh Elm street. opposite Depot.
In the Second Election District of the First
Ward of said Town at First Ward Hose Com
pany's House on Morris street.
SECOND WARD.
In the First Election District of the Second
Ward of said Town at office of Sire Bros g
Sales Stables, Speedwell avenue.
In the Second Election District of the Second
Ward of said Town at Store Room in Cutler
Building, Sussex avenue, near Henry street,
THIRD WARD.
In the First Election District of the Third
Ward of said Town at Charles McCollum' g
Carriage Room on Bank street.
In the Second Election District of the Third
Ward of said Town at William H. Meslar's
Store on Washington street.
FOURTH WARD.
In the Fourth Ward of said Town at Robert
G. Wilson's Store Room, No. % Market
street.
Witness my hand this twenty-first day of
CHARLES sTILwELL, JR.,
1895 Town Clerk,
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1902-04-25
rIrs. Richards viii.

The will of the late Dorothy A.
Rickard was admitted to probate by
Surrogate Young yesterday. Richard
Drake Richard and Maria Drake Rio
kard are named as executors tosswhom
the property on South street former
ly occupied by Mrs. Richard at the
time of her death, is left together
with the sum of $50, 900.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1902-04-25
THE SUNDAY SCHOOL.
Lesson in the international Series
for April IT, 19O2-Gentiles Re-
ceived Into the Church.
THE LESSON TEXT.


(Acts 1l:4-15)
4. But Peter rehearsed the matter from
Nne beginning, and expounded 1t by order
unto them, saying,
B. was in the city of Joppa praying; and
In trance saw a. vision, A certain vessel
descend, as it had been a great sheet, let
down from heaven by four corners; and 1t
came even to me:
6. Upon the which when I had fastened
mine eyes, l considered, and saw four
footed beasts of the earth, and wild beasts,
and creeping things, and fowls of the air.
| Z. And l heard voice saying unto me,
Arise, Peter; slay and eat.
s. But l said Not so, Lord for nothing
common or unclean hath at any time en-
tered into my mouth.
8. But the voice answered me again from
| Heaven, What God hath cleansed, that call
not thou common.
TO- And this was done three times; and all
were drawn up again into Heaven.
| H. And, behold, Immediately there were
| three men already come unto the house
where l was, sent froGn1aesarea unto me.
| r. And the spirit baoe me - with them,
nothing doubling. Moreover these six
| brethren accompanied me, and we entered
| into the mans house,
| 1S. And he showed us how he had seen
an angel In his house, which stood and said
unto him, Send men to Joppa, and call for
| Simon, whose surname Is Peter;
IA. Who shall tell thee words, whereby
thou and all thy house shall be saved
/ 10. And as l began to speak. the Holy
| Ghost fell on them, as or us at the begin
! ming.
GOLDEN TEXT.-WhOsoever beIiev-
eth in Him shall receive remission
| of sins.
| OUTLINE OF SCRIPTURAL SECTION.
Peter arraigned. ..............Acts1 II: l. 8.
refer explains. ................Acts IL: Alt.
refer approved. ................Acts Ills.
! Time.-A. d. 81.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1902-04-25

Absolutely the best in the market
Does not kink. Long wearing. In
lengths from 1 to 500 feet. Rock bot
tom prices.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1902-04-25
EsrATE oE DOROTHY A. RIcKARp, DEcEAs

ESTATE OF DOROTHY A. RICHARD, DECBAsED
Dursuant to the order of the Surrogate of the
County of Morris. made on the 2lst day
Of April, A. ID. one thousand nine hun
dred and two, notice is hereby given to all
persons having claims against the estate of
Dorothy A Richard late of the County of Nor
rts, deceased, o present the same. under oath
or affirmation to the subscriber on or before
the 2lst day of January next being Nine
Months from the date Of said order; and any
Creditor neglectinR to bring in and exhibit
hts. her or their claim, under oath or af1i ma
u n, within the time so limited will be for
ever barred of his. he- or their action there
for against the executor
RICHARD DARK RICHARD
Executor
Dated the 2lst day of Summit N. j.
April a. d. 1902. 1888
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1902-04-25

The new switch back of the freight
house for the Whippany River r. r.
is completed.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1902-04-25
New and Valuable Discovery
BONNELL BROS. sure CURE

DOR collar or harness gals shoe boils. nail
l. pricks scratches, thrush fresh cuts or old
sore, NANCE IN Docs. Sure cure for SPAWN
ring bone, Sweeney, weak knees weak knuck-
les or any lameness of the horse Equally
for man or beast; good for lumbago,
cures salt rnume, corns or
bunyons. &c. Excellent for burns or scalds
Ask your druggist for 1t. Be sure of trade
mark ON each label. LABRATORY, 1856 W ater
street, BONNELL BROS, Morristown, N. j.
3340
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-02-05
MAUI HnTEU wAILUKU,
MAUI llo LIZ ISLAND OF MAUI
# HAGBNKAMP, MANAGER
Legal Notices.

IN THE CIRCUIT COURT FIRST
Circuit. Territory of Hawaii In Pro.
bate. at Chambers. In the Matter OF
the Estate of John Bryant. late of Ho.
nolurl. Oahu. deceased A Document
purpOrting to be the Last Will and
Testament of said deceased having
been presented to said, Court. together
with a petition for the probate there
of, and for the issuance of letters of
administration with will annexed to
Caroline Bryant, widow of said de
ceased, having been filed. Notice IL
hereby given that FRIDAY. the I'll
day of MARCH, A. ID. 1902, at II
o'clock a. m, in the Judiciary Build
ing. Honolulu. oahu is appointed the
time and place for proving said viii
and hearing said application, when
and where any person Interested may
appear and show cause, II any they
have. why the prayer 70 said petition
should not be granted,
Honolulu, oahu, January IS. 1902.
BY the Court:
J. A. THOMPSON.
Clerk
Cecil Brown, Attorney for Petition
er.
COST; Jan. 20; Feb. 3. ~. 10.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-02-05
Hawaiian Tramway'S Time
Table.
KING STREET LINE.

Cars leave Waikiki for town at Sas, 6.Is. 6.s AN,
and every IS minutes thereafter til Io:Is, mis- and
HAS pm. from Waikiki 20 TO the Punahou Stables.
Cars leave Range or Pavaa switch for town al
ssjAA. and every IS minutes thereafter I'LL IIosPM.
Cars leave Fort and King streets corner for Palama
at $50 AZ. and every IS minutes after I'LL iI:ss
Pm.
Cars leave for Pslama only ats and $50 An.
Cars leave Palama for Waikiki s;4s An. and every
iS minutes I'll o4S pm then at 1918 and Io4S pm.
The HIS pm. from Palama for Punahou only goes
10 Waikiki on Saturdays.
Cars leave Fort and King streets corner for Rifle
Range AT $40 and $50 An
Cars leave Fort and King streets corner for Waikiki
o:osAM. and every minutes till to:oSP NJ then at
io:aS and tt:as PM The It3S pm. goes to Waikiki
on Saturdays only.
BERETANIA STREET AND rUUANU VALLEY.
Cars leave Punshou Stsble for Town at $50 and
for Town and Valley at $40 $50 6Io Sso 6Io and
T;ao An.
Cars leave Oahu College for town and Valley a,
$50 $50 and TIo An and even minutes I'LL
pm. except the even hour and half hour cars which
run from the Stable
Cars leave Nuuanu Valley at 6Io $40 $50 M and
every minutes thereafter I'LL 1850 pm,
Cars leave Fort and Queen streets for Punahou
College at Sos 6:7S Gas AN and every minutes
after I'LL e4s pm After that the cars 10 the
Stable up to sop ~ which Is the last from Town.
reaching the Stable at II:3oP.M.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-02-05
PIcTURE.IAKINe CONTEST.

The Eastman Kodak Company has
opened contest in which they offer
$4,000 in cash prizes and $4,000 in ko.
oaks for the best pictures taken with
Eastman kodaks or Brownie cameras.
Here is a great opportunity for Ho-
nolulu amateurs, with the excellent
advantages for picture.taking the
beautiful scenery OF the Island affords.
The honolulu Photo-Supply Com
pany will be headquarters Ior Homo
lulu contestants, and they have all
the information about the contest
Call and see them.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-02-05
NOTICE.

Notice is hereby given that intend
ing passengers per Steamship MO
VERA, due to sail for Vancouver on
the 18th inst, and per Steamship
MOANA, due TO sail for the Colonies
on the 18th inst, must apply for pas
sage by the former boat not later than
Monday, the Sd inst, an. for the latter
not later than Thursday, the 9Th inst.
-CANADfAN.AUSTRALIAN STEAM.
SHIP LINE.
THEO. II. DAVIES & co, LTD,
206l-td Agents.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-02-05

s. S, Teacher was sorry to hear
Sandy, that you went fishing last Sun.
day; you should. certainly set better
example than that. Now here's lit.
tie boy turning to newcomer) who
doesn't go fishing on the Lords day.
Do you, little boy!
NewComeT-No, sir.
S. S. Teacher-Ah! | thought as
much. One look in that innocent face
was convincing, And why don't you
go fishing ON Sunday my little man?
NewcomeT-'Cause there amt no
fishing where | liye-BOston Courier
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-02-05
FOOL YOUNGUNS.

Nae an Bert an Minnie.Belle
Knows o joke an we won't tell!
No, we don't-'Cause we don't know
Why we got to laughin so,
But we got to laughin' so,
We list KEEP a-laughin'.
Wind wuZ BLOWN in the trees
An wuZ only list us three
Playin' there; an ever one
Ketched each other, IKE we done,
Squintin' up there at the sun
Like we wuz a'laughin.
NOthin' funny anyway;
But ! laughed, an so did they
An we all three laughed. an men
Squint' our eyes an laugh again:
Ner we din't list pc ten
We wuz shOre-nough laughin.
We list laugh an laugh, tel Bert
Say he cant quit an II hurt.
Men | howl, an Minnie.BelIe
She tear up the grass spel.
An list stop her yeers an yell,
Like she'd die a-laughin.
Never siCh fool youngens yit
NOthin' tunny-not a Bit
But we laugh so. tel we whoop
Purt nigh like we have the Group
Ais hoarse we wheeze an whoop
An list choke a-laughin'.
james Whitcomb Riley, in the Ger
fury,
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-02-05
Corporation Notices.
ELECTION NOTICE.

The Portuguese Mutual Benefit So.
Cicty OF Hawaii. at a special meeting
held January 2Sth, 1902. elected the
following officers for the current year:
President. ........J Jose c. Silva
Vice President. Joao Fernandes
Secretary. .,....... Jose de Frias
Treasurer. ...,.......A. g. Silva
Board Of Direetors-ManueI Nunes,
A. S. Nascirento, LUZ r. Menezes,
J. A. r. Vieira and N. v. Fernsndes.
Auditors-Joao r. Moniz, J. r. Rozs.
J. Rapozo, CameIo Pereira and J. G.
Costa. JOS. de FRIAS,
2O62.5t Secretary.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-02-05
Reeorded January ID, teO2.


Sarai to Lam TAX Swo 4 Co: lease;
ten taro patches. etc. Kalihi Homo.
lulu, Oahu: ten years at $50. Book
233. page 80. Dated rebruary 20. 1899.
Recorded January %, 1902.
II. Hackfeld & Co. Ltd. to Hakalau
Plantation Company; lease; Grant
i5lO, Kahuku. North Hilo. Hawaii;
Eve years at STA Book 1888, page So.
Dated January 2S. 1902.
Il. Kahinu ct al. to Ania; Leaf Kul
S571 Cshould be 537D. Waipio. Eva
oahu; ten years at SOS. Book 233
page SO. Dated March .. 1900.
|. X. Kapuniai and wife to o. Z.
c. Blackstad; deed; piece land. Mana.
hama Waimea, Kauai 5000. Book
300. page $40. Dated January %. 1902.
u. Manuel to l.. F. Alvarez; mort.
gage Ap. ?, Ia. =. 1890, Kul. 33S2B,
interest in X. p. 1926, Kul. 1926, Ap.
/. Auwaiolimu Honolulu. oahu: $500.
Book $50, page PSI. Dated January
80. 1902.
Recorded January 81, 1902.
J. II SChnack and wife 20 Sam
Stanford; deed; lot 3, Wakoae, IA.
lIhi, Honolulu. oahu; Sil7. Book 800,
page $50. Dated December 20, 1901.
Charles Aea and wife to Territory of
Hawaii; deed; portion Kul. $500. Ke.
auhou /, Kona, Hawaii; $50 Book
229. page $751; Dated January %, 1902.
J. G. Thompson to James McCrea.
dy: bill of sale; hack horse and har.
ness. Honolulu. oahu: 800. Book
1856. page lG. Dated January 90 1902.
Lum Tuck Chcong to Lum Bow: bill
of sale; portion interest in KwOng
Sing Wal Company. Hanamaulu. IA,
uai; s40O. Book 100. page Il. Dated
September II, 1900.
Waianac Company to Tokowe Kua'
pun; exchange deed, APPS. and .. Il.
=. 2151, Kul. SSi, Kuaiwa. Waianae
Oahu Book 229. page $50. Dated
October lG. 1901.
Miss Helen KeoiH to II. A. Heen;
deed; ohe.haf interest in r. p. 2SS7
Kul 27i6, Paalaa, Waialua. oahu;
S115. Book 229. page 3S3. Dated Jan
uary 20. 1902.
Pacific Mill Company. Limited. tc
Fong Chong: lease; piece land ant
building. Richards street. Honolulu
oahu; eight years at $50 per month
Book 233, page 81. Dated January
1901
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-02-05
New Map OF Oahu.

compiled from Government Surveys and Charts,
Mas Of SurH Plantations, Railways and Other
Reliable Sources. the MAP IS BsSS1 INCHES,
with artistic coloTings and neat mountlngs. maxi
Ing very useful as we'll as ornamental wall map
THE PRICE or The MAP IS SIooo, Copies can
ne 0btalpAd from
JAS. 7. TAYLOR,
, TO- iOG T09. Joh Judd building, Honolulu 7, n
OF HAWAIIAN NEWS CO.. LTD
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-02-05
SAID HE WOULD RETURN.

young man once returned from
college with long hair. sweater that
had eleven distinct colors in its fab
rio a good opinion OF himself and a
college yell that was terrifying.
His father sized him up and then
complained bitterly. His complaints
We're more bitter when he heard the
college yell
And paid good money to have him
acquire those clothes and that foghorn
voice and exuberant throat develop
ment," he groaned.
"You don't care for the yell?" asked
the young man.
81 do not" replied the father. at is
as yalueless as the squeal of pig, and
that is the one part of the animal
which Is lost when he is butchered."
A few weeks later. while on a trip ia
q new country, the father and son
were attacked by marauding band Of
rufiians.
The young man opened his mouth
threw the reverse lever away over IL
the corner, and emitted his college yell
which was substantially as follows:
"Br-r-r! Wool, woofwoofwoof: Zip
zip. zippityzip! Oompah, oompah'
Gurgoo, gurgoo! Wottell, wottell!
| Wheehans.
The members OF the marauding ban(
amazed at the sound and unable t,
understand it, turned and fed.
| MOral-A college education NAYS II
various ways.-Judge.