Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1902-10-29
THE BOSSUS
MEATIN.
A PowrfuI Federalism The Nation al
EnthusistiVe One.

A PowrfuI Federalism The Nation an
Enthusistive One.
Jug Run, Oct, II, I9o2:-The
bossus In the Republican party
held theare furst meatin for the
yeare tonight. In Kupps hall on Jug
Run
The feduration on bossus was or.
ganized by the elecshun of won of
hour number-a big boss for cheer.
man on the elecshun ov Simon ST.
pluuket as secretary, who by virtue
of his offus Is repoarter two the pa
pers. The secetary brought out
great applous, when In SIGH a dig
nified manner he tuck his seat bi
the deaske.
Theare wus present In awl pur-
sons frum Systersville, q from Mid
dlebourne, from McUIroy, from
Sentervil and cash nv the luther
destrists uses reposinted besydes
all NV hour cand, dates wus presant
but Grant hatfield and he was not
present fur he was not hour mon.
Sam Blackley wus elected treas
uer. This wus the offus 81 wanted
but he didn't get. but 81 makes a
good secretary and will wright to
the papers. After the fedurashun
wus organised the presedant stated
the objict OF the meatin, which he
sed wus to form a more purtect fed
erashun Nv the bossus and la plans
for the elecshun Nv hour presant
can. ydates and to find sum WIN
fule enuf to run for sircut clerk
against Graut Maifeld.
As he slated the last objict, sum
long haired fule from Muculroy
CALCULATED, Pm fur Mayfeald."
This sstaitment r'zed the tImper
Us the secetary, whose name as a
foarsed Is Simou Sepluuket and he
Made an eloquent speach.
He sed as iollows.we must stadne
together.
He sed, sed he, we must. elect
hour men. He sed Shaynur ives
naimed bi US an we must elect him,
(chairs). He sad 1 have alwas bin
a republican and full Nv ENTHUSIASM
but fuller now than ever, but heare
sum wun brawled out, "You are
full nv Hickman ticker" but 1t did
not annoi the speaker and he
spoke on; we must elect Hickman.
The long ha.ed fule sed why? and
81 sed they hev only he'd 1t 81
yearse and he sed I favor the Hick-
man haven the ffus forever.
Sixty-six yearse ago the Hick-
mans sined my CRATE granfather's
license and I want my greate,grate,
gratest gran children two say the
saim thing and he sed my CRATE
eranfather married my CRATE gran
muther (chairs) and he sed just
think Nv SIGH an upstart as Car
ents Long wanting to bea Kounty
clurk and he sed he hadn't cents
eruff and 81 agin sed I want the
H,ckmaps to alwas hold the ofus
spd aglu sum WIN spoke out and
sed, ST you are tule, want the
offus the next time miself and 81
sed mebbe am but he sed I favor
votin' fur the Hickman to hoald
the offus forever and agin the pres
edent pyles 1t up and Simon 81.
plunket you ar fule I want the
offus the next TYNE and 81 sed
mebbe I am. 81 wus fur ha1muny.
The president had bin drinking
Red Rye. The secetary had bin
drinking two but not enof two
make fule Nv himself. In fact, we
had all BIN. drink In more
or less and moast Nv is
more tor durin' the evenin'
In sum woiy we had got ouside Nv
& ksgs nv bear and 8 gallons nv
ticker. The secetory closed his
speach amid cheils.
After 81 had spoken at CRATE
length the presedant Pyles it up
and sed wea must la sum plans by
which wea ma hoap to win, then
the secetary bin snort Teller sed
move the tollern resilushuns be
adopted, which ives adopted amid
cheirs and thin we drunk, this is
the resilushun,
Resolved tibet we win. Thin the
bossus che1red and the candidates
prInued.