The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1902-01-16
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BY D. H. TAI NJ AD c Z.
Copyright, 1901, by Authors syndicate)

Il
II no man conforms precisely to the
estimate put upon him by the world.
He is human, and consequently too
deep in places for human comprehen-
sion.
Duggles is considered to be very
wicked young mana man of men
ace to the better social interests,
who obtains his living in manner
prohibited by the statutes and there
by assists the police reporters OF the
daily press to obtain theirs honestly,
which fact has bearing upon some
problem or other in moral philoso-
ply. lie is not bad-looking young
fellow when he appears in police
court after comfortable nights
sleep, and it is noted on these occa-
sions that a young woman with big
brown eyes, which seem to melt and
run down her face when she looks
at the prisoner, invariably occupies
a seat near the door. This young
woman has come to be as much a
feature of interest to the court ha-
bitues as Duggles himself, and the
police department even goes so far
as to suspect her of completely in
certain crimes, which is as great a
compliment as the police department
is capable of paying to any person
outside of itself. But it never does
more than suspect, because the only
thing against her is her friendship
for Duggles, and friendship for a
criminal does not constitute a crime
in this country, nor will it so long as
men of different moral standards are
compelled by motives of political
policy to associate with one another.
Some state legislature will make such
a law perhaps after awhile. Any
thing may be expected from state
legislatures, which as a rule are COM
posed of conscientious men who la
Dor under the frightful delusion that
if they fail to make laws they are
failing in their duty to the common
wealth, and who, poor creatures, are
woefully pushed at times to obtain
raw material. This, however, has
nothing to do with Duggles in par
ticular.
Duggles appeared one night at the
Three Corners, a locality frowned
upon by those good people who be.
lieve that vice should be cloaked re-
specially, and crooked his finger nj
certain window. The window
drapery fiuttered responsively, and a
mSment later the girl of the brown
eyes appeared in the family en-
trance" of the beer saloon known
to many shuddering readers Of the
daily prints as Buds Place." Bud
was the girls father. Also he was
a warm friend to Duggles.
"Evenin'," said Duggles. He gently
grasped the hand that the girl ex.
tended towards him and held IT,
They seated themselves upon the
doorstep. Didn't look for me to.
night, did your He smiled.
"No," replied the girl; "but that
makes me all the gladder to see you
"Naw!" He was greatly pleased
Warm, amt it?"
awful"
"'Twas warmer where l was last
night"
WAS it?"
IL bet you!" He rubbed the stub
BILE of his chin with his disengaged
hand and chuckled. Then he pressed
a bit closer to her. molly, what
would you say to buyin' a house ant
movin' into it, you and me?"
What you givin' me?"
straight goods, me girl. See here
There was u select little stag part,
up on Avenue b last night, and | wa.
to it; dropped in without bein' bic
about two o'clock. No matter how
got in; 'twasn't by the door; ant
what ! got wasn't what / went after
| didn't touch thing, and when
left l covered every track"
You heard somethin'?"
Gee, but you're clever, Molly
How did you tumble so easy?" II,
contemplated the girl in frank ad
miration.
stop guyin'. What did you hcar?'
He closed one eye cunningly
"You'll have to let me whisper it into
your ear, and you'll have to talk,
chances of gettin' kissed while In
whisperin' it,"
Don't you dare, Bill Dugglcs!'