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Evening journal., 1902-11-15
STOCK MARKETI
are corrected BY Sc
Co., Bankers and Brokers.
Il O'Clock Quotetlons.)


American sugar Eenn n9r's...........
AtcO. AOp. anu santa fe tOtu
Af.u. Top. and Sanfa fo Pref. .
BROOKLYN Rapid Transit. ii.........,.
b altinOre and Ohio ...,....
Chesapeake and Ohio 800. -.
Uhi., Nil. ana 81. Paul COm.........,,
Cieve., Cin-. chic. ana 81. l.. ........
Illinois Central l..................
Louisville aud Nashville b. .........
Metropolitan street fty. Co ..,.......
Manhattan cone. s...-......,......s.....
Missouri Pacific .................,.', .,
Mo Kan and Texas pfd .... ......
n. V. Central ana Hudson.
N. Y, Ontario ana Western.,
Norfolk ana Western Com. .........,.
facinc Mail ...-...... .....I
Penna. kailroao Co................
feopiea uAh. ...ss..ss-,- .ss.....sI
neetuiuk i'-s- .s..ss ssstst.stss..... ....
Delaware and Hudson 49,.
Del Lack q Western ....,........,....
Southern Ry. Com. ..,..,.......
Southern Ry prefd. fd...........,..'..s y
Southern Pacific. c....................
teXas ana facific .-..... ....,
Tenn. Coal and Iron %.
Union Pacific Com ........''.,
inion Pacific PreFd ......
j y Leather Com
U. g. Steel Com ......... ......
u. s. Steel, prefd ...,,.. ~
Wabash Com ........
Wabash Fret d .............
western Onlon.... -.................
Evening journal., 1902-11-15

Old Swedes Church. Seventh and Church
streets. the Rev. Martin B. Dunlap, pas
tor. Services: T.30 a. m, Holy Com
munion. 1880 a. M, morning service.
and sermon; 80 p. m, evening servic Q
ana sermon. Sunday school at 2.s0 p. m.
Evening journal., 1902-11-15
Miscellaneous

Church OF the New Jerusalem, corner
of Delaware avenue and Washington
street. the Rev. Philip =. Cabell. pas
tor. Services at 1890 a. m. Sermon on
Paralysis, or One-Sidedness dn Relig-
ION" Sunday school at 9.15 a. m.
Evening journal., 1902-11-15
For RENT.
ERSONAL.

WILMINGTON DETECTIVE BUREAU.
John II. Dolan. prn.
We furnlsh SPECIAL detectives for we'd
dii gs, receptions ana other functions. Sc
crot missions executed with great care A
service for bankers. lawyers. merchants,
corporations ana private persons. All
matters an, treated with the strictest se-
crccy and confidence. Poih phones; pri-
Vate wire.
PROMPT. EFFECTIVE, RELIABLE.
Take the elevator. Rom ], Ford Bldg.
n13-codlm fttd ID
Evening journal., 1902-11-15

st Andrews Church, Eighth and Shin
ley streets the Rev. Hubert W, wells.
rector. Holy Communion, s; Sunday
school, 9.l5 a. m. Morning prayer and
sermon, IL o'clock. Evening PRAYER and
sermon, 7.45 O'Clock.
Evening journal., 1902-11-15

m OF to 7e5 Choice First Mortgage Loans, 4
- 10 and vicinity. Local and n " refer
N Established 1887 Correspondents So
w JAMES boutwell,, Seattle. Washi
CAlso Wilmington References.)
Evening journal., 1902-11-15
FOR SALE OR EXCHANGE.

FOR sALE OR EXCHANGE six,
eight, ten and twelve room houses
by N. II. Culbert. "a East Fourth street
or 100 West Ninth street. o21-lm
Evening journal., 1902-11-15

pastor viii preach n special sermon. Sum
day school at 2.3O D. m. AT $50 d. m.
me Rev, William A. JaclIson. OF Norfolk.
va, VIII preach. Harvest Homo COM
mences Thursday evening. November ia
All are welcome ~
Evening journal., 1902-11-15

Diphtheria relieved in twenty min
utes. Almost miraculous. Dr. Thomas
Electric Oil. At any drug store.
Evening journal., 1902-11-15

St. Stephens Lutheran Church, Tatnall
street above Seventh, the Rev. Frederic
Doerr, pastor. 1890 morning service. Sub
1ect: The Mission of the Church" 2l5
p. m, Sunday school. 7.30 evening SER
vice; "Commeroialism, a Spiritual De,
struCtionist." !"
Evening journal., 1902-11-15

Friends meeting. Orthodox, Ninth and
Tatnah streets. Meeting for Divine wor-
snip at 10 a. m. on the First and Fifth
days OF the week. A cordial invftation is
extended to the public.
Evening journal., 1902-11-15
BUSINESS OPPORTUNITIES.

FOR SALE. Restaurant Selling out
on account Of ill-health. Doing a
good business. Address T. c., Evening
Journal Office. n15-3t
Evening journal., 1902-11-15

LOCAL QUOTATIONS
Io-day's local wholesale Quotations
by Stayton q Chandler
Cabbage lid 300
Apples. bar 20 TO $50
White potatoes, bas 55c Csc
Omnges, Flcrida, box, 275 800
Lemons box 90
Eggs, Del.and Ma cozenl 2lc and 2Bc
Grapes, Concord, bas l3c
Niagara, bas lSc
Pears, KeeferI Das Zoe 25c
Evening journal., 1902-11-15
Protestant EnisconaI

Trinity Church. Delaware avenue ana
Adams street, the Rev. II. Ashton Henry.
rector. Serviees OF l.SO, II a. m, and 7.45 p.
m. Sunday school at 2.3O p. m.
81. Johns Church, Market street and
Concord avenue. the Rev. George c. Hall.
ID. D., rector; the Rev. w. B. Beach, as
sistant. Services; 7.30 a. m. holy COM
munion. 945 "a. m, Sunday school. II
a. m, morning prayer and sermon. 7.3C
p. m.i evening prayer and sermon.
Evening journal., 1902-11-15

Union A. M. =. Church, French street
munds, ID. D.. pastor. AT 10. 30 q. m. the
Evening journal., 1902-11-15

Mt. Salem NJ. +. Church the Rev. II.
A. II. O'Brien pastor. 1O.3O a. m, Ma
dame Baraket will make an address for
the w. +. NJ Society. 7.30 D. m, the
pastor VIII preach. Sunday school at 230
D. m. Christian Endeavor Society at 6.15
p. m.
Evening journal., 1902-11-15

The First United Presbyterian Church
Lhird and Broome streets the Rev, j. j.
huston. d. D., pastor. 1890 a. m. SER
mon, reception of New Members" 2.3f
Nlah Endeavor service. 7.s5 o. m. SER
mon, subject: What Next?"
Evening journal., 1902-11-15
REWARD

TEN DOLLARS REWARD wilt be PAID
Tor the arrest and conviction Of any
ona violating the Game Laws OF this
State. Attention is called TO ne TACT that
fhe nuasi and rabbit SEASON does not open
until the 18Th of November. J. -. BUSH
Secretary and Treasurer. oSo-eodst
Evening journal., 1902-11-15
HELP WANTED-FEMALE.

COIORED girl wants position. General
houseWork. z Buttonwood street.
nl5-3t
Evening journal., 1902-11-15

Calvary Baptist Church, King stree
above Tenth, opposite Count Houss.
Preaching at TO- IS a. m. and Z as D. m.
by William l.. Peuiinsfll, Of Coatesville
Pa. Morning subject: ",rhe Second Com
ing OF Christ and Its Signihcancs for the
Chriatln.' Evening subject: "The Sec
ond Coming of Christ and Its Significance
Ter tho Unsavei.' Bible school at @ 30
u. IN.
Evening journal., 1902-11-15

1OOK wanted. white or colored wages
fair. 705l5 West Second street. n13-3t
Evening journal., 1902-11-15

Ezion NJ. Z. Church, Ninth and French
streets the Rev. p. O'Connell, d. D..
pastor, Will preach at 1890 a. m and 7.45 d
m. EpwOrfh League at p. m. Topic
present Opportunities Tor Methods
Missions" Matt 2S. 10; Phil. 81, u, 16
Sunday school at 2.30 p. m.
Evening journal., 1902-11-15

Silverbrook NJ. Z. Church. corner Ian
caster and Woodlawn avenues. the Rev.
IT. S. Thompson, pastor. Preaching at
1920 a. m. and z. As D. m. by the Rev. p
c.. Sunfell. sundy school at O'Clock.
Epworth League service at 6.45 p. m. Re
vival service at night.
Evening journal., 1902-11-15

Wesley NJ. z. Church. corner jackson
and Linden streets. w. f. Dawson, pas
tor. Class meeting at 9 n. m Preaching
at 10.3l a. m. and 730 p. m. Sunday
school at p. m. Epworth League at Gas
p. m. Evening sermon by the Rev. e. j.
Renshaw.
Evening journal., 1902-11-15

Writ King. d. D.. pastor Morning sub
icct: Stones Rolled Away" Evening
subject: "Proht and Loss" Sunday
school ait p. m. Epworth League at Gas
p. m.
Evening journal., 1902-11-15

Asbury NJ %. Church. Third and Wal
nut streets. the Rev. II. S. Dulany. pas
tor. . a. m, prayer meeting. g. a. M.
League. 1880 a. m, preaching by DR..
Waitt. Barismal service. p. M. Sun
day school 3.45 p. m, Pentecostal ser
vice 6.3O p. m, Epworth League. 7.30
p; m, preaching by the pastor. Subject:
rs or Was"
Evening journal., 1902-11-15
Mefhodist

Brandywine NJ. u. Church, Twenty-soo-
ond and Market streets, the Rev. c. W.
Prettyman, j.. d.. pastor. Preaching at
1870 a. m. and 7.3O p. m. Subject for
morning, Love" Evening: Tho Way
of the Transgressor is Hard. Sunday
school at $3.50 a. m. and ? p. m. Prayer
me5liing at $50 p. IN. Class meeting
Sunday at 93) a. m. Tuesday, Wednes-
day and Thursday nights ait 7.30. Special
iive-minute sermon Ito children at close of
morning service
Evening journal., 1902-11-15

The Christian and Missionary Aluanc,
sAeilance Han, No. 6lO Adams street. q
nerhcr Brown. pastor. Sunday school as
1'lo p. m. Preaching at $3.50 and z. 80 d. M
Evening journal., 1902-11-15

WANTED. .- Girl for seasoning and & az
ing. Apply Il. Blumenthal & Co.. Front
and Adams streets. nl2-4t
Evening journal., 1902-11-15

ST. Paul NJ. j.. Church, Seventh and
Market streets, the Rev. w. l.. S. Muir
ray, pastor. Preaching at 1920 a. m. bv
the pastor, subject: '"rhe Holy Family. "
l.8) p. m. y. o. Sellers . ,. M, sun
day school $50 p. m, Y. p. S. c. r.
Evening journal., 1902-11-15

Kingswood NJ. f. Church, Fourteenth
ana Claymont streets, the Rev. w. T.
Hammond, pastor a. M. class rne..t-
ing. l0.30 a. m, preaching by the Rev.
John White. p. m, Sunday school, g. 80
p. m, Epworth League. 7.30 D. M
preaching by the Rev. r. S. Espenshade,
followed by a revival.
Evening journal., 1902-11-15

Bethany Baptist Church,Ahe Rev. O. G.
Budding.ton. pastor. Preaching by the
pastor at 1870 a. m. and 7.i5 u. m. Spe-
ciai program for Bible Day Exercises In
the sunday school ait p. m. Meeting Of
B. Y. p. o., at 6.45.
Evening journal., 1902-11-15

Harrison Street NJ. Il. Church, Seventh
and Harrison streets, the Rev. j. w.
Easley, pastor. Preaching at 10.30 a. m.
and 80 p m. Sunday school at D. M
Epworth League at Gas p. m.
Evening journal., 1902-11-15

Scott M E. Church. the Rev. John
by the pastor. Sunday school ait D. m.
Epworth League meeting at $50 y. m.
Evening service at 7.30 p. m. The pastor
Will be assisted I'm the evening by Mrs.
Mary Duhurst an evaneel st from Ball
tmore.
Evening journal., 1902-11-15

Delaware Avenue Baptist Church, Della
ware avenue and West street, the pastor,
the Rev. John Shape viii preach at 1890
a. m. on BETTER Work for Others. ."
Bible school at p. m, and twilight SER
vice at $50 p. m. Preaching by the pas
tor at 7.3) p. m. on "rhe Man of Sor-
rows" After meeting ait 3 d. M. lasts
twenty minutes. Special singing at morn
ing service by two choirs.
Evening journal., 1902-11-15

sHERIFF's sALE.-BY VIRTUE OF A
writ OF I.evarl Fdclas, q me di-
rected. viii be exposed 10 public sale at
the Cour' House. on Market street. be-
tween Tenth ana Eleventh streets, In the
city 90 Wilmington. New Castle county,
State OF Delaware.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1902-08-06
Two Famous Astronomers.

The astronomer who, on Sept. %.
1S4s, discovered the planet Neptune,
is still living; on June 9 he celebrat-
ed his nineteenth birthday. Johann
Gottfried Gale retained his position
as professor at the University of
Breslau until he was eighty y-five; since
that time he has lived at Potsdam.
leverrier had theoretically demon
strated that there must be an I'm
known planet where Neptune was
found; but, as he had no telescope at
his disposal he wrote to Gale and
put aim on the track Lalande had
seen Neptune fifty-four years sooner,
but without suspecting that it was a
planet.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1902-08-06
Wanted a Good View.

A good story comes from the David.
son Theater, and runs to the effect
that a man from up the state went
in to see the opera the other night,
pulling his money from his pocket be-
fore he reached the box office window.
4 want tew git a good seat" he
said, loud enough to be heard all over
the lobby of the theater, 'and l want
it right down the middle lane and
close up tew the exercises"
He got it.-Milwaukee Free Press.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1902-08-06
A Mean Deception.

John w. Donegan, justice of the
peace in Jersey City has established
his claim to being considered a man
of his word. Some months ago he an
nounced that he would give a hand
some suit Of parlOr furniture to the
twenty-frst couple for whom he tied
the nuptial knot. After officiating at
twenty weddings he calmly took unto
himself a BRIDE, to whom he has now
given the promised parlor suit.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1902-08-06
TIE Primrose OF Holland.

Thele is a plant in Holland known
a. the evening primrose. which gtovs
to height Of five or six feet. and
bea}s proirsien Of large. yellow tow
els. SC brilliant that they attract i'm
mediate attention, even at great
distance. But the chief popularity
about the plant is tire fact that the
HoWers, which open just before sul-
set. bllHst into bloom so suddenly that
t1oE give one the impression Of some
magical agency. A man who has just
seen this sudden blooming says it is
just as il some one had touched the
land with a wand, and thus covered i.
all at once with goldea sheet
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1902-08-06
Not AItouether compljnentarv.

Mr.. Lloyd-George, British member of
Parliament. tells a good story against
himself in connection with disestab-
!ishment campaign in which he has
been taking part in Wales. There had
been church defense meeting held in
the same place, at which a certain
prominent dignitary of the establish
ment had spoken, referring to whom
Mr.. Lloyd-George's chairman observed,
"In my opinion that churchman is one
of the biggest liars in North Wales,
but, thank goodness, we've got
match for him here tonight"
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1902-08-06
Morgan rlas nc Use for Poker.

While crossing the ocean recently
Pierpont Morgan heard some one re.
fer to draw poker as the great 4tmeri.
can game. The fnancier Indignantly
protested: 1T is not game charac-
teristie of the Am Yican people and
it never will be 1t is based upon a
lie and the man who has the greatest
capacity for deceit usually wins. The
effect upon boys is to make them
think deceit and bluff are smart and
essential to work. 1t is an iniquitous
game and ought to be abolished"
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1902-08-06
a ionc-Ieat;ed Official.

Street Cleaning Commissioner
Woodbury. OF New York city has dis
covered a way of saving money and
has put his plan into practice For
years it has been the custom there to
dump garbage and ashes into the
same pile, the Whole being carried
out to sea at cost of $50 per load.
Commissioner Woodbury. separates
garbage from ashes and sells the
latter for $40 per load to a constrUc-
ton company which manufactures
fireproofing Materials The saving
promises to be something handsome.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1902-08-06
ALL OWING &c cE7sVERA.
spaniard in Cuba raj Novel io,ea Of
"What Ffinht Have Been"


Nov and t5ed 'az n sorehoaaed
Spaniafd 40 iteae. . aase a fling at
me said q soldiee NJ asd- been in
Cuba for = year e - - they didn't
always come off victor. OF ere coca
sion, Wai3e [ vas walking my beat in
front of headquarters. having Just
donned new uniform aGd feeling that
| had dignity - maiatai,z, a
spaniard struttod ra@i ne aad eave
me a seoWl and raaaeged .Garaa5a. =
between his teeth. gave ii.a 10 at
tention, and five minutes latel lie re-
turned to stand aad szoasi and stare.
When he had kept it Up for some time
| politely inquired:
DO You observe any lies en- yours
truly, se"or?
20 liles 60 see, he replied 'but
| was ta3niting.'
OF taking a drink.
'Caramba, no. was thinking that
if Admiral CeEera lad not been gen
t.eman enough to come out and have
his ships sunk you would probably
have been nothing but a senator in
your own iaud
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1902-08-06
Australia SIC s5zz....s

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E1tGHe.sH country but $51= America
reaches #f,aG Gaaaaa 50: }1t .tGs-
t.ailz stands easily arst.--5le .;;=G5.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1902-08-06
Speed of EARTHQUAKES,

The severe earthquake which re-
Gently occurred at Shemaklla on the
Caspian Sea was felt at Moscow The
vibration of the earth's crust trav-
eled over the 1,400 miles separating
the two points at a velocity of forty
miles a minute.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1902-08-06
YOUNGEST Mobiles at crowninu.

The youngest princess at the coro-
nation services will be Victoria Alex
ander of Wales, who has just kept her
fifth birthday. The little Earl of Air.
lie, who is in his ninth year, will, it
IS said be the youngest peer to take
,,art ia the coronation.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1902-08-06
Inventors Humble BEGINNING.

Prof. Michael l. Pupin OF Columbia
university, inventor of the ocean tele-
phone, began his career in America as
an attendant in Turkish bath par
lor in Brooklyn.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1902-08-06
}2h2 WILING TO sEL1.
t-sa's >s5r.h Wuo'1. 81. TIE rat

-.s -zn'- t5ocs.' Uuc'1. So. t1e 7at
"71 &3 alet:
..s GRADY rrt. ~
te. # t.=s Ns.-
5..s#- ;ataa- tae ##.a-
s. ase ia .- e@-e was aao.&zr tuaa
= aist saasr III etaAta Vas
j=zH-Efr.= laas a.. 3.- .e= g.:
ee:G aa bis. ee,. dag-Gsaeiar
a--aar ltaa-a Ge..er IN f.uvlz \
II. tookirs rat terrier. t@f:wEiea $5D
a-as ASKED vas shown IL tie sta,a.
...rs" Who said he thought the ami
IA ought t. be given tr,ul before
he ,.&te tAe purchase. The dealer
eer"ed 70 PIT his dog 10 airy test. his
JWA backward was namad as the place
and ;;n nour appointed for trial the
le}lo"n& Gay, says the Philadelphia
Ti@-es. TAe stammerer arrived with
. huge sewer rat. which was thrown
onto tho ground as tie deg vas re-
l@s9ei. Tie animals s9rang Il ac..
o,her, mixed things up for a second.
aud then the rat got q hold ON tie
terriers lower Hip and hung oa u~.iI
5ha latter howlea with pain and began
. cover Turning to the dealer. tie
sta@merer said.
i d-d=d9a't think mmaeH of vaqr
e@a=elae D=l=11 Xou N.4zusnf So f.rs.
s.'=lt.-1l5 raj
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1902-08-06
Gompers Knows Many Languages.

Samuel Gompers, the labor leader
is master of five languages. At con-
yention or the American Federation
of Labor some years ago delegates
made speeches in Italian, in French,
in German and in Spanish. Mr.. Com
pers was at home with them all. He
made notes on their addresses and,
when necessary, interrupted them on
obscure points in their own tongue,
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1902-08-06
Population of Alaska.

The last census gave Alaska a pop
ulation Of 10000. The people We're
scattered so badly that it was inl
possible to count then, and it is like
ly that the number was much greater
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1902-08-06
NOT NEEDED THAT me.
zis.2n72n Felt ~ Gee1a c.. A3oa3
Without Troubling The Lord.
Father O'Knora t. Cct[.nlte cNa1..

ta5a = Vest Point -, listening to
se7ze rai.ierE o4c os=.=..E.zz = 65.irc r..ii4g
me efficacy OF pra5aa Il vas all
@eod=Ialmored encHaa. fo.. his com
aalions at the time we're men who
ie2d him in deep respect AID regard.
las argument was that very very few
q Us Who arc helped BY prayer are
inclined to &iye cre 1t for tie assist
aaee to the proper soa@ce anl often
t91dlE believe that oH &ood fortune
is OF our own devising. To point lis
argument he tod the tase q a Gelt
WHO was engaged as a!l-aaauaa man
in ore Gt tie bic Office buildings,
Clearing windows eHe ga OF the
eighteenth floor. he l4St IL hafanee
ard fell. eNelai&1:rG as he reatize3 his
sreat peril:
@oa, l.er-rd, he:a ne. a sial.e.-
help me-
The Horgs had hardly been uttered
when he was caaGht on . protection
from a window or the fourteenth OF
fifteenth Goor. when. assured Of his
safety as be swung free, Ie added:
%. well, Eez needn't moind!9
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1902-08-06
Art q .laEaL.sse ez..Le..rz.

~ "a - l1eztts@@ - g. 4sttGE1.
A japanese gardener does rot
strive aftee 3ni&4j o5'3Es Ue tI3ss rot
Ia OH beds nseslanica]I.= Sc eek to
trim tie aHlieial. lis Object IS t.
counterfeit a uae@ral# scene as nearly
as possible. A'1a@e all lie strives to
eliminate every 5tsa OF Ms work. He
cheats ycm eye into loss Of all
sense of perspective. By ia= =eiously
selecting lis trees ami keeping every
object en- a small ale llo caH make
you IMAGINE his garden is very much
longer than it is. and somehow he
manages to deeei}=e you as to its
boundaries by astful arrangements
Of shrubs and stone work he is a
past master Of landscape gardening
craft
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1902-08-06
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Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1902-08-06

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The daily morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven, Conn.) 1894-1907, 1902-12-26

quite ready to rise: so ready, indeed,
that you can feel it stretching itself at
every slight noise. and you find your
self wishing that you were at home in
the bosom of your family or had worn
your football clothes. You find that
yu are being hustled down a hall that,
in your blinded condition, seems to be
about one hundred yards long. Next
you are halted in trent of a man who
exacts your pledged word that in case
of your escape with your life, you will
not reveal anything that you may now
or may hereafter find out. Having
given this pledge, he instructs you how
to act in the world to come, and bids
you keep a stiff upper lip. as there is
now no chance to crawfish.
You hear the clank of chain and
some one shouts "Whoa!" Then your
guide lifts you into a saddle and turns
you loose, and the goat also, and for
the next few minutes you cannot tell
whether your steed is running or flying,
and you imagine that perhaps he has
jumped from the earth and will proba
Bly, light in that world where the
worm dieth not" and the wicked are
at home You quickly think of repent
ing, but you cannot have any faith in
that favorite song of yours, which says
that while the lamp holdeth out to
burn the vilest sinner may return" for
you have lost all hope of ever getting
home again.
Your steed stops all of a sudden, but
you seem to go on half a mile further;
then you stop. The air seems sulphur
Gus; over you stands an ugly monster
and you hear a voice saying: Behold
my belly Is as wine that hath no vent;
like new battles, it Is ready to burst; l
am full of laughter. but we may need. a
doctor Apply the electric button and
we will soon see If we should laugh or
cry"
When they find to your satisfaction
that neither your neck or back is bro
ken, you are helped to your feet and
asked, Are you willing to set 'em up?'
and you, If you have any credit, an
swer, Yes" and then the crowd roars
and you are congratulated. The next
day you pronounce it a good thing and
advise all good young men to push it
along.-Atlanta Journal