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The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1902-07-11
No Wonder.

"What started the fuss at the milk
mems ball?
"Some blamed fool asked one of the
men if he had brought his pumps
along."-Chicago Tribune.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1902-07-11

Carrie--Why did Clara give Jack the
mitten?
Belle-She heard that he had been
handling her reputation without
gloves.-Town Topics.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1902-07-11
Forgiving and Forgettinr,

Woman said the crusty person,
'may say that she will forgive and for
get, but she will never let you forget
that she .forgave. ."-Baltimore Ameri.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1902-07-11
For Example,

Brooks" said Rivers, that's the
second time I've heard you use the
phrase aching void Iwish you would
tell me how a void can ache"
''Well," said Brooks, rejecting mo-
ment, mot to speak of hollow tooth,
don't you sometimes have the head
ache?"-ChieaGo Tribune.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1902-07-11
An Unavoidable Penalty.

'But L can't bear to be insulted!"
said the statesman, resentfully.
"Well," said his friend, ''you should
have thought of that before you went
into politics. brooklyn Life.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1902-07-11

Trains leave Oxford for Philadelphia at 90
a. m. and Is D. m. Market train leaves
Rowlandynle Tuesdays and Fridays at $50;
Liberty Grove. s.35 Colora. s.44; Rising Sun, S56
Sylmar. 9.O6; Nottingham, Is; Oxford, 1000 a. m,
arriving at South St. 263 p. m.
Sunday train caves oxford at 55 arriving in
Philadelphia at 9.l2 a. M; and 6.lO. arriving in
PhiadelphiaAt SO p. M; Saturday only, s2b p. m.
]. b. HUT 3HINsoN. J.R. WOOD.
GssI. Adnager. Gen. Fassr AgeR.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1902-07-11
HenYX Gambling.

81 wonder if Miss Homeleigh was
ever kissed"
"Yes, once. The man was paying an
election bet.''-N. Y. Evening World.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1902-07-11
Taking No Changes

o'Hooligan-If yez don't like yer job,
phwy don't yez resign?
Moriarity-Begob, me resignashun
might be acciptid!-Ohio State Jour-
nal
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1902-07-11

~ see that hdUe spoken too late"
strong. murmuring Jews that no king
could govern and that God himself
could not please. 1t isn't kind, it isn't
just. You know we'll shall do the
thing that is right if l break my heart
to do it."
"What talk is there of breaking
hearts? Parfect nonsensel A good heart
never breaks. 1t has no occasion to
break. What you cannot change you
may call the will of God, and if you
will what God wills then there is peace.
Dinna let me hear again Of such fool
ishness as a breaking heart"
He waited for no reply. and Helen
was not inclined to make one. She
walked to the open door and let the
fresh breeze blow in her hair and face
and her eyes wander away to the boats
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1902-07-11

KOdOl Dyspepsia Cure
Digests what YOU eat
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1902-07-11

Additional trains leave Broad st. for Oxford IL .12
a. M, $50 and 619 p. m; Sunday only. 7.55a. m.
7.0l p. m. and l1.43 p. m.
The tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1900-1902, 1902-12-18

Uncle Ike Meats Monday ana hafsa
hog killing time.
+. Burkholder went TO the Thomas
sorghum factory the otb1r day and
hauled home two barrels OF molas-
ses.
Ben Rand has one OF those patent
corn cribs. just wait until Ben gets
it full OF corn ana Il falls to pieces
like one OF his ~neishbors cribs, then
won't Ben say something.
We went to town Thursday 10 a
lumber wagon W the frozen
ground, Before we take another
such trip would like 10 take out an
accident policy.
Glen Boron Is able TO get around
some without his crutches 10y using
a cane. The young ladies WIN be
glad TO hear Of Glen's Improvement,
AIR. Harper, oi Bronaugh, Vernon
county. has purchased 10 acres OF
land from W. +. Tygard, known as
the Bruce farm, az 80 per acre 4.
| Watson Fought the 50 acres known
as the smith farm 81 Mr.. Tygard
There Is n disease among the
swine that * killing them OF fast,
The farmers who have iat healthy
hogs are killing them and sailing
them down. The safest way 60
keep them.
Mrs. Mary sherman. 81 Rich lin,
Is visiting at +. Bursholder's.
NJ Wilson was around today buy
ing fat hogs. Too late, Geo. Me.
Laughlln was here last week.
SUNSHINE.
The tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1900-1902, 1902-12-18

MAsAzrxE-a storehouse or treas
ury-Century Dictionary.
The Valley Magazine Is a vcrit-
able storehouse Of literary treasure.
Essays fun OF good thought.
stories full OF ''the human
Poetry beautiful thoughts in per
feet verse.
Critical Articles-Strong vigorous,
fearless, by masters of analysis well
informed on their sGbject-or they
don't write about them.
New2 Yes. at least not old, but
seasoned In that its contributors are
ripe in experience, and in their iui
yIror OF Thought. Seasoned also In
that It lacks not fiavor-isncver Hat
Though but hfly cents a year the
subscription is limited TO persons OF
rather more than ordinary intelli'
gence-sInce others fail TO e the
delicacy OF detail and shrink from
the boIdness of the foreground 81
this masterpiece OF publication.
Buy this months issue for five
cents from your newsdealer. II he
don't keep 1t send us ten cents for
three months trial subscription
which viii include the superb Christ
mas number.
WILLIAM MARION REEDY.
PUBLISHER
ST.. LOUIS, NO.
The tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1900-1902, 1902-12-18
ALWAYS THE BEST OR BIGGEST
Marquis ito's Observation Of the Verl
commen American Trait.

comm0H American Trait.
hurumblo Ito, former premier O
Japan, was Impressed by a Number q
things when he made his trip throasi
the United States.
The ece OF the Americans. b,
thought. was due 10 every mar believ
ing that he and his possessions vert
the best and largest IN the world,
No matter where he visited, tn
citizens tried 10 convince him ths'
their city contain either the TALES
buildings or the biggest sewer. tho
greatest stores or the largest mills, the
most extensive breweries or the Wind
mills OF the greatest power One city
had the most famous preacher ia the
world: another the sweetest TONED
pipe organ. Several claimed the pref
test women,
One day the premier arrived At {
town where he Was DESTROYS OF visiting
the grave Of a famous American From
observations made while drivini
through the streets the diplomat con
cludod that he had et last reached (
city which had nothing 70 boast OF
He would not be too certain, however
and remained alert.
Reaching the creamery n Of th'
committee halted and said;
"Slr. I Wish 10 direct your attention
to that grave The man who lies burie,
there had 20 be provided With The
LARGEST coffin ever made iB this city
The honarci guest thanked his host
not so match FOR tha information a. 70.
relieving tte Firain-Pittsburg Dis
patch.
The tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1900-1902, 1902-12-18

m""N ~ Hf"N''M
The difficulties experienced BY TIE
intrepid artist who made the sketchc
from which che magnificent rcproduc
ton OF tho crowns OF tire rnlorn ~ ths
world. on exhibition 81 the store 81
stewart a Co, Howard and Loxington
strccls. were made, were many, n
while aome o. them were exciting
others we're amuhing.
After eketching the crown 81 the
cenr. during all 81 which time he was
surrounded BY q guard OF Coaencks
with axed Aayoncta and loaded mus
kcta. tho artist went 10 Lisbon, Portn.
eai. where he quite readily obtained
permission from King Carlos 10 sketch
the crown. Delay after delay occurred
however. and each time he called Al
the nalaco he was pnt on With some
excuee OF other. Two weeks rolled
around and he had not ven seen the
crown. Then a hint dropped by 4
courtier aroused his suspicic and he
began a little quiet investign .ng.
when ne was through with It tho
mystery Of the delays was readily ex.
planned, for he learned the crown was
not IN Portugal Ut all. but had bees
pawned some time previously with the
RothschIlds OF London for a large suia
He vent Al once TO London. where D.
located tho crown and was allowed %
sketch it-BRltimore Sun.
The tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1900-1902, 1902-12-18

A Woman Who Has Observed san
Women Succeed 30 Farmers.

women succeed -
Do women succeed AZ farmora2 ~
observation proves that they do.
could otto 4 number % ~lnatancea Wheu
IA have farmod successfully fu
many yaara. and my conclusion u thai
country girls who are compelled b.
force 81 circumstances TO work for q
living would end a broader hold, Will.
gr0Ator chances for pront and i'm
p,nvement, right az home. than In The
crowded and less desirable occupations
In the city,
Few realise the possibilities Of farm
life, and few farmers daughters cult
vnte a taste for agriculture; and yet
the few who did End a fascination u
the work, creating an enthusiasm sol
dom found IN any other occupation
Many tlmoa the farmers dauGhtO
ruahea from home TO procure work
possibly Ia a village store OF dress
making establishment, or as hired SIR
IN some private ~housesoid, In order 4
procure ready money, when with a ht
lie cooperation with the home folk
she could easily be enabled 20 earn The
amount and at the same time lend her
assistance to father and mother.
I recall an instance OF two loya
farmer girls. The question OF hell
( presented itself n year when farm
help was either u~nobtalnable or inefl
cient with the result that these tw'
daughters offered their assistance. Tn
girls did anything which came &
hand, and developed an interest in tn
work which surprised all who kne1
them. AS soon as the autumn month";
I set in. the elder, who held a second
grade certificate. obtained a scheo
and taught during the winter. but tn.
younger stayed until the rush Of thI
/ farm work was over, when she beEai
attending the home school, having :
study early and late TO make up 70
lost time. When | last heard OF bel
she had won a scholarship In a wei
known college in the West. and wa
intending to make use OF Il the folloN
Ing winter, when the crops were a
In" Both OF these girls were gent
and refined in appearance. and hel
high positions socially In that con
munity.
A woman Of my acquaintance. a
ter the death Of her husband, a farme
conducted her farm, and raised
large family Of children. educatin
each. with little outside help. Anothe
acquaintance has adopted swim
breeding in connection with her faru
ing operations. In this undertakin
she has been eminently successful.
Living not many miles from th
writer is a feminine farmer and cattl
breeder who has some OF the nnei
Hereford blood in the state in hs
stables. She hires her work done, an
Is independent financially.
Some OF the best known exhibitor
Of blooded stock have been wOnlel
showing co~nclusively that stock raj
ing as an industry may be safely ar
~prohtahly engaged IN by women ha
ing the viii power and tenacity 10 SD
coed. Scientific agriculture Is both /
%structive and lucrative. and the rams
possibilities in this line is unbonnde
Let our farmer girls consider twice el
they give up the wonderful opportu
tiles offered by the farm for the le'
remunerative ones held out by viilal
and city.-American Agricultural.
The tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1900-1902, 1902-12-18
KEITH.

From the 9Th TO the 18th was GER
tainly "a dark week. nauy one saw
the sun. moon or stars during that
time, a IA more than we aid.
Hog cholera orlung trouble, which
ever u Is, Is stin killing the swine
around here.
The shet now on the trees Is a
beautiful sight, but &c Is rather hard
on the trees, breaking them down.
We enjoy reading the papers every
day, bat we ieelsorry for the carriers
this kind 90 weather.
Wanted-A lot OF good corn husk-
ere In this locality, 60 help crib the
surplus before 1908 rolls around.
T.. W. Lynch left sunday for his
home ia Howell county, after dlspos.
ing Of his cattle 10 the hates county
farmers. He took home with him
some seed corn, seed potatoes and
timothy seed.
Madam Rumor l. predicting about
four weddings la the vicinity Of
Keayley during Xmas. II there II a
wedding coming on IN Keith any
ways soon, our old barometer h
quiet about A. n II fools us we
win throw u away.
Some 81 our farmers are expecting
tospend Xmas thresnlng Kamr corn
" the weather l. mvorable. The
thresning machine Is az James Shu.
mates. Wonder n be r. going 60
thnesh bis eats. don't think ho has
any grain.
The tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1900-1902, 1902-12-18

lleverin al you claim your treatment win do foi
the deal II sutircly stopped the Noises In M
head and made ny hearing perfect I car hear
any conversation within ten feet and q steam
whistle - miles Isend you name Of . friend
A11lcted as i waa- know your treatment viii
cure her. VII make oath % ali ! hsve said.
Your delighted friends JAMES BRADSHAW.
The tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1900-1902, 1902-12-18
Sick
Blood

Feed pale girls on SCOTS
Emulsion.
We do not need to give all
the reasons why SCOTS
Emulsion restores the strength
and flesh and color Of good
health to those who suifei
from sick blood.
The fact that it is the best
preparation Of Cod Liver Oil
rich in nutrition, full Of healthy
stimulation is a suggestion as
% why it does what It does.
SCOTS Emulsion presents
Cod Liver Oil at its best,
fullest in strength, least in
taste.
Young women in their
" teens are permanently cured
of the peculiar disease Of the
blood which shows itself in
paleness, weakness andnervous-
ness, by regular treatment
with SCOTS Emulsion.
1t is . true blood food and
S naturally adapted to the cure
Of the blood sickness from
which so many young women
The tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1900-1902, 1902-12-18
Home Seekers Excavations.

November 4 and rs, IGOR, Dec
4 and r6. Jan. 6 and 40, 1903, Feb.
5 and ~. March 3 and Y, April :
and a.. On the shove dates The
Missouri Paeihe Railway will sell
round trip excursion tickets to the
following states and territories;
Alabama, Arizona. Arkansas.
Colorado. Florida, Georgia, Indian
Territory, Kansas, Iowa. Kentucky,
Louisiana, Michigan, Minnesota
Mississippi. Missouri. Nebraska,
New Mexico, North Carolina, North
Dakora, Oklahoma, South Carolina,
South Dakota, Tennessee, Texas,
Utah, Virginia, Wisconsin, Wyo.
ming. Tor one fare plus $500 for
the round trip.
The tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1900-1902, 1902-12-18
christmas and New Year

Holiday rates, I9oz-3. The NJ.
p. Ry.. will sell excursion tick.
cts to points within 400 miles al
one fare for the round trip, on the
following dates, Dec. q, IS and
81, and Jan. i, return limit Of al
tickets IS Jan. }. Minimum selling
rate so cents-R. A. BAILEY gt
The tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1900-1902, 1902-12-18
Rev. IrI r. Hicks 1908 Almanac
ST. LOUIS, Mo.

To say that this splendid work
Of science and art is finer aud better
than yer, is stating it mildly. The
demand Tor il Is far beyond all pre-
vious years. To say that such re-
suits, reaching through thirty years,
are not based upon sound sense and
usefulness. is an insult 10 the intel
ligence Of the millions. Prof.
Hicks, through this great Almanac,
and his famous family and scientific
journal, Word aud Works, is doing
a work for the whole people not
approached by any other man or
publication. a fair test will prove
this to any reasonable person. Add.
ed 10 the most luminous course in
astronomy for 1903, forecasts OF
storms and weather are given, as
never before, for every day IN the
year, all charmingly illustrated with
nearly two hundred e%ngravings.
The price Of single Almanac, in
GLIDING postage and mailing, is
THIRTY CENTS. Word and Works
with the Almanac IS SI.oo 4 year.
Write to WoRD AND WoRKs PUB.
LISTING Co., 7aot Locust Street,
ST. Louis, Mo-. and prove to your.
self their great value.
The tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1900-1902, 1902-12-18
lFrom net wcek.1

Nrs. James BORON and daughter.
spent sunday with Mrs. King.
Several u the neighbors werp at
The tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1900-1902, 1902-12-18

TnE TRuUNG will guarantees you
satisfaction on job printing.
Get your Job Printing done At
Tia TRIBUNE Office.
The Elbert County tribune., 1902-11-20

Rev. r. V. Newell and Ira coc are new
TninusE subscribers, the latter taking
advantage of our clubbing offer by which
he receives the Weekly Inter Ocean.
Our merchants report business good
this fall. Notwithstanding a light crop.
The dairy interests of this section are
great boon to ranchmen and business
men alike.
Thanksgiving service at Bethel chapel
November 27, at 1870 a. IN. Also a
Thanksgiving dinner Immediately follow
ing. Let all come and really make it u
Thanksgiving day unto the Lord. I. v.
Newell, Pastor.
1t is surprising how some women are
constituted to provoke man. A man
not far from here was obliged to whip his
wife because she foolishly got so sick
that she could not take in washing for
week to support him. II women con
tinue to become so reckless with their
health, patience ceases to be virtue.
Millie and Grace Griffin had narrow
escape from serious injury in runaway
Monday evening about dusk. The horse
they were driving got away from their
control and ran away, circling the Beulah
hotel block, upsetting the buggy and
throwing both young ladies out in the
road back of the hotel. The horse then
ran on to the livery barn and stopped.
Neither OF the young ladies was hurt,
though both received severe shaking
up. The buggy was badly damaged.
young fellow living south of town
went to call on his best girl, living north
of town, one night recently. The girls
father was not expecting company and
when he heard a noise outside and the
dog commenced to bark he took it for
granted that there was coyote prowling
around and set the dog on him. The
young man, in telling the experience to
friend, said he did not run, but the
presumption is that while he was getting
away from the dog his coat tails stood
straight out behind. Moral Always
make friend of the dog.
The Elbert County tribune., 1902-11-20
List your real estate for sale or rent
with Cashier Mayer at the Elbert County
Send In the News.

The TRIBUNE desires correspondent
in every school district in the county.
We will furnish postage, stationery and
send paper free (the latter to any ad-
dressl to one correspondent in each To-
cality. Here is an excellent opportunity
for boys and girls attending school to
learn to express their thoughts on paper.
Send in notes on such events as births,
weddings, deaths, sickness, visitors, re-
movals, accidents, improvements, new
comers, land, or personal property sales,
school progress, socials, church affairs,
public meetings, new enterprises, hunt
ing exploits and anything that you think
is newsy or spicy. Correspondence
should reach this office on Tuesday s
mail Of each week.
The Elbert County tribune., 1902-11-20
TOWN TOPICS.

II you wish to sell or lease your farm,
list with the Ebert County bank.
Fifty-pound box of choice apples at
Jacob Epler's at s1.00 and sl.10 per box.
Money loaned on approved real estate
ecurity.-LEE RAMSEY, s12 Cooper build
ing Denver.
In addition to doing your banking
business, the Ebert County bank may
be able to sell your farm or ranch for
you.
It's the educational opportunity of
your lifetime. The Chicago Weekly
Inter Ocean and this paper sl.75 for one
year.
Our readers are responding generously
to the special rate arrangement we have
made with The Chicago Weekly Inter
Ocean whereby Tor rs both it and this
paper may be had for one year. This is
big special deal.
When you wake up with bad taste in
your mouth. go at once to the City drug
store and get free sample of Chamber
lain's Stomach and Liver Tablets. One
or two doses will make you well. They
also cure biliousness, sick headache and
constipation.
When in Colorado Springs stop at the
Spaulding House. Everything neat and
clean. Electric cars from depots and to
all parts of the city. Rates $50 to 500
day. Special rates by the week. Opp.
new court house. j. Himebaugh, Prop'r.
Get free sample of Chamberlain 5
Stomach and Liver Tablets at the City
drug store. They are easier to take and
more pleasant in effect than pills. Then
their use is not followed by constipation
rs is often the case with pills. Regular
size, 25c. per box.
Winter Resorts in the South, South
east and California are most convenient
ly reached via the Colorado Il Southern
Ry. and connections through Fort Worth,
Memphis and by way of the new Dal-
hart Ell Paso Route. Especially low
round trip rates will be quoted and sleep
ing car reservations made on request.
Write to I. Il. Fisher, General Passenger
Agent, Denver, Colo. 1923
The Elbert County tribune., 1902-11-20
PUBLIC SALE or LAND.

Emitted States Land onicc at Denver Land once.
October s. 1872
Notice II hereby givon tnat In pursuance of in
structions from the Commissioner of the General
Land Office. under authority vested In him by
section 2lo5 U. 5. Rev. Stat, amended by the
Act OF Congress approved February 26, 1895. We
will proceed 70 offer at pEhlie sale on the 2ith
day OF November. iHl2 AT IL o'clock a. M. next
this office the following tract Of land to-wit:
Northwest quarter OF northeast quarter section
12 township o south range 10 west OF 9TH y. Nj.
Any and all persons claiming adversely the
above described lands advised to file their
elaimr IL this office or before the day above
designated for the commencement of said sale,
otherwise their righls Will be forfeited.
c. ID. FORD. Register
u. T. KIMBERLY. Receiver.
October, 1907 Oct lo-Nov. 20.
The Elbert County tribune., 1902-11-20
NoTIoE ron prpLIcArIoN.

Land oniee, Denver Colo, Oct %, 1902.
Notice IL hereLy given that the folio wing
named settler has nlcd notice OF his Intention TO
make hrai proof In support OF his claim. and that
said proof will be msdc before the Clerk Of the
county court Of Elbert county at kiowa. Colo, on
December O, 1909, viz:
FRANK GRAY,
Homestead Apple ,tiou No. 1880 for the west
half southwest quarter, southeast quarter south.
wcst quarter, southwest quarter southeast quar-
ter Section %, Township 10, south range Gi west.
He names the following witnerrcs To prove his
continuous residence upon aud cultivation OF raid
land, yizs
Francis E. Koontz. Thomas II. Epper, Of isa-
nah. Colo. Lawrence Holden, George " Harlow.
of Fonds. Colo.
Oct so-Dec4 c. d. FORD. Register.
The Elbert County tribune., 1902-11-20
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION.

Land onice at Denver, Colo, Oct 2s. 1902.
Notice IL hereby given that the 70 lowing.
named settler has nci netice OF her intention Ia
make final proof in support OF her claim, and
that said proof will be made before the clerk OF
the county court OF Elbert county. ut kiowa,
Colo, on December o, 1872, viz:
GEORGE W. HARLOW,
Homestead Application No. 1880 for the lot 2
and east half southwest quarter section 10, town
ship TO- south range 81 west.
He names the following witnesses TO prove his
continuous residence upon and cultivation of said
land, viz.
Francis koontz, Thomas II. Eppler, Frank
Stray, OF Ramth Colo. Lawrence W. Holden, OF
fondir, Colo.
Oct. s0pec.t c. ID. FORD, Register.
The Elbert County tribune., 1902-11-20
JOSEPH II. Plant.
NorIcE FoR punLlcArIoN.

Land Ohiee, Denver. Colo, Oct. 2s, 1902.
Notice II hereby given that the following
named settler has filed notice of his intention u
make nnal proof in support OF his claim, and TINT
said proof will be made beforc the CLERK OF the
county court Of Elbert county at kiowa, Colo,
on December s. 1902, viz:
PAUL HELGETH.
Homestead Application No. iI.7aS for the north
west quarter ronthwest quarter section 2s, aud
northeast quarter southeast quarter Section 20.
Township q, south of range SO wert
He names the following witnesses to prove his
continuous residence upon and cultivation Of said
land, viz.
Joseph II. Plant, John Clibon. Milton Detwiler,
Marshall Beapdrey, all OF Elbert, Colo.
Oct 3o-Dec.i C. d. FORD, Register.
The Elbert County tribune., 1902-11-20
A rhnnk.rlNInr nlnner.

Heavy eating is usually the first cause
ofindigestion. Repeated attacks inhame
the mucous membranes lining the stom-
ach, exposes the nerves of the stomach,
producing a swelling after eating. heart
burn, headache, sour risings and finally
catarrh OF the stomach. kodol relieves
the inflammation. protects the nerves
and cures the catarrh. Kodol cures in
digestion, dyspepsia, all stomach troubles
by cleansing and sweetening the glands
of the stomach. o. r. Long.