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Omaha daily bee., 1902-08-28
Hen Never Get Left.
BROOKLYN Easln

bIUvkIyh baBIe.
Russell Sage is afraid that there are too
many trusts, and there will be a grand col
lapse some morning, when Morgan isn't
looking. Uncle Russell believes, appar-
emily, that th0re is going to be a brokers'
trust But he need not fear. He will be
in IL.
Omaha daily bee., 1902-08-28

S~prnging information that an indie
pendent meat packing plant Is in inen-
baton In Chicago must be the same as
giving notice that some outside parties
want to be considered in the formation
Of the packers combine. There are
more ways than one OF breaking In.
Omaha daily bee., 1902-08-28

The Baldwin-Mercer police board has
given us another example of its idea Of
reform by promoting to u sergeancy
n Of the police captains It had re-
duced to the ranks without charges or
trial Immediately on assuming control
Of the department. With the reasons
for the present promotion, as endorsed
on the boards records, ''for long aud
faithful service and obedience TO
orders" no one will take issue. but it is
certainly pertinent TO ask why IN officer
worthy of such commentator. who by
strict attention to duty had worked
himself up from the bottom to the posi-
ton Of captain should have been sud
denly put back on a patrolman's beat
and deprived, without IA hearing. of
every advancement earned through long
years of service. If this is the concep-
ton of police discipline entertained by
members of the reform police commits
sion, what incentive to efficient service
can members of the force have?
Omaha daily bee., 1902-08-28

The railroad tax bureau has got up to
its fftieth bunco bulletin. But 800
bulletins of the same kind will not make
the railroad case any stronger.
Omaha daily bee., 1902-08-28

The promise is out that the festive
oyster will be with us before the week
rolls around. The crustaceous lobster
has been in evidence right along.
Omaha daily bee., 1902-08-28

Money may be picked of Of weeds In
Nebraska only occasionally, when regis
tered mail pouches break open. but it
grows on every cornstalk and on every
farm in the state.
Omaha daily bee., 1902-08-28

The New York World weather expert
is trying to console us that there is
time for us to enjoy a 1902 summer yet.
II we should get our summer weather
In the winter season, will we not have
trouble in catching up on winter tenn
peratureI Chances are good that by
Omaha daily bee., 1902-08-28
slow but sure.

New York Tribune.
American diplomacy with the porte some
times has to move slowly. but It generally
gets there, all the same.
Omaha daily bee., 1902-08-28
Some Cause for ThankfuIne.s.

Kansas City Journal.
One OF the gratifying things about the
naval encounter between Captain Pillsbury
and Admiral Higginson is the fact that It
does not saddle the country with an addl-
tional pension roll.
Omaha daily bee., 1902-08-28
one MID surprise.

Saturday Evening Post.
Beef went up on account OF the scarcity
Of beef. Coal went up because of the
scarcity Of coal. The only surprising thing
is that ice did not go up on account Of the
scarcity Of water.
Omaha daily bee., 1902-08-28

The Turkish sultan operates on the
maxim. Never pay today a bill you can
stand of till tomorrow.
Omaha daily bee., 1902-08-28

the end OF the year we will all be
willing TO turn over a new leaf on the
calendar and call it quits.
Omaha daily bee., 1902-08-28

C-aution-Well-behaved kitties are
hereby warned to purr softly so as not
to disturb the policeman.
Omaha daily bee., 1902-08-28

Philadelphia Press: Mr.. Goodart-She
certainly has the gift of song. don't you
Miss speitz-I hope so. I'd hate to think
she was him-fiammed into paying anything
for 1t.
Chicago Tribune: "Higgins is a vain
II never noticed IT," .
but he is. Why, he has gotten so proud
that he has X-ray photographs OF himself
taken every time he eats a porternouse
steak" r
Puck: Alice binding a roll of bills under
her plate)-You were out awfuly late,
Arthur. Is this conscience money!
paper)-No, my dear-hush money.
Washington Star: Sometimes" said
Uncle Eben, you meets a man dat takes
a hear o. credit fob philanthropy because
he's willin' to overlook his own faults an
Judge: Doesn't she keep summer board
ers7" we ask, indicating, the sharp-visaged
lady with the market basket on her arm.
mot very long" explains our friend. who
has boarded so long that he calls the
dining room flies by their hrst names.
Brooklyn Eagle: This Is a cold, UNI
feeling world, he remarked bitterly.
Hal returned his companion. You
have heard the ribald laugh when you
slipped on a panama skin, too, have your
Chicago Post: "At any rate" she said.
'1f women were in control OF AFFAIRS they
would nave more stamina than men. A
""oh, 1 don't know" he said. carelessly.
'TWha do you call II when a woman says
i do in the marriage serviceG"
Omaha daily bee., 1902-08-28

bIAIEMENT Of ION'
State Of Nebraska, Douglas County, ss.:
George b. T~zschuck, secretary of The Bee
Publishing Company, being duly sworn,
says that the actual number or full ana
complete copies of The Daily, Morning,
Evening and Sunday Bee printed during
the month of July. 1902. was as tolloWs:
Omaha daily bee., 1902-08-28

Your Uncle Samuel turns many an extra
dollar by coming all kinds Of money for
South American republics. The work is
done principally at the Philadelphia mint.
Just now the mint is turning out a bunch OF
money for Venezuela amounting TO 800 900
ave bolivar pieces and $500 two-boliyar
pieces. The first mentioned o Is equal
to 100000 in our money and the second
Omaha daily bee., 1902-08-28
y. RosEwArER. EpIToR.

PUBLISHED EVERY MORNING.
Omaha daily bee., 1902-08-28

icaso Tribune: Higgins is a vain
The Florida star., 1902-12-12
NEW MONEY FOR XMAS.
wealthy Finnncier to Use Twenty
ave $1,000 Notes .as Gifts.

That the month of Christmas joys
and trOubles-is here again became evi-
dent the other day TO the teller OF the
United States subtreasury at New
York by an application for twenty-five
crisp, new $1,000 bills TO be used as
Christmas presents by wealthy finan-
cier whose name was not given, says
the New York Times. The bills-all Of
them yellow backed gold certificates
were counted off n package of 500 new
ones which Is kept in a special box in
the safe.
Every year about this time there
comes heavy demand for new bills OF
all denominations. for new gold coins
and new 'small change 10 be used as
Yuletide| presents. This year the de.
mand is starting In unusually early.
the above application for new $1,000
bills having been the first.
A $1,000 bill may seem a good sized
present. but there are many million.
aires who make such presents to their
trusted clerks or confidential employ
epS
The Florida star., 1902-12-12
New Dodge In street Begging.

Ideas count for success. even in street
begging. One OF the latest lodges OF
the New York solicitor OF aims Is he
rOic. 1t Is worked In this way. says
the New York Times: A shabbily at
tired man hurries along the street. ap-
parentiy unconscious OF his surround
ings. He expectOrates, as though by
chance. on TO the well polished shoe Of
a passerby. Before the man has time
10 protest the mendicant drops OIL his
knees and. with the remnants OF a
well worn handkerchief. rubs away at
the sOiled shoe, meanwhile pouring
forth prOfuse apologies. Nine times
out OF ten he gets a dime for his pO-
IiteneSs
The Florida star., 1902-12-12
JOKE ON THE PRESIDENT.
Dr.. Hill Poked Fun At Him For Fall
ing 90 shoot Bears.

y Among those who delivered addresses
OF welcome ut the assembling in Wash
ington the other day of the first inter
national sanitary conference of Ameri-
can republics was Assistant Secretary
OF State Hill. In the course OF his re-
marks. says the New York Times, DR..
Hill pointed out that disease is an enc
my that threatens to destroy us and
that man has exterminated the grosser
and visible enemies.
Bears. for instance" he added.
"have been so completely exterminated
that the president OF the United States
on recent hunting trip was unable to
find any OF them and was obliged to
return TO the White House without a
shot"
The Florida star., 1902-12-12
pResloeNT'sHisT GIFTS
White House Chandelier. and MAN.
tells Presented to the Ca pifo1.


white House Chandelier. and MAN.
tells Presented to the Ca pitoa.
Through the courtesy Of President
Roosevelt the large crystal chandeliers
which have hung in the parlors of the
White House for many years are to be
placed in the capitol. says a Washing
ton dispatch to the New York Tribune.
There are nine OF these chandeliers,
valued at $500 each, and all are OF
exceptional artistic merit. Two of
them will be placed in the rooms OF the
ways and means and the appropria-
tons Committees respectively, where
their numerous crystal prisms and sill
yer mountings will present handsome
contrast to the rich mahogaS furni-
ture OF the rooms. Two Of tile largest
chandeliers. taken from the east room,
will hang in the lobby or the house Of
Representatives, one will be placed in
the handsomely furnished room as
signed to the committee Oh the District
OF Columbia, another will be placed
in the room reserved for the vice presi-
dert. nOw occupied by Senator Frye.
the president of the senate pro tem.,
sstill another will be placed in the room
used by the speaker of the house, and
the location Of the other is CT to be
determineIe
In addition to the chandeliers the
president has presented to the capitol
a number of marble mantels and book
cases which have heretofore been in
use In the White House and which will
be valued by the senators and repre-
sentatives to whose committee rooms
they are assigned because OF their
beauty and thetr historic associations
The Florida star., 1902-12-12
GiBRALTAR'S NEW CAVE.
Novel Discovery Made In the Fa.
NOUS Rock.

mover DiscONery Maue In tRe Ia
NOUS Rock.
A most interesting discovery was
made lately OIL the eastern side of Glib
raltar rock, Il Gave which from IFS d.
mens!ons bids fair TO rival the cele-
brated st. Michaers cave, having been
disclosed during the pFOgress5of blast
ing operations ut the quarry beneath
the Monkeys alameda. says the West
minister Gazette. The general direction
OF this cave Is east and west, and its
dimensions are approximately $50 feet
in length and 30 feet In height. with
a maximum width OF 40 feet
Like most caves. IL diminishes in
height and width as il penetrates in
land until II dwindles 10 mere tis-
sure about eighteen Inches wide. which
can be seen to extend for some dis
tance farther. About half ,way in
there Is all upper gallery nr smaller
cave. which extends only a short way.
The StalactitCs and stalaSmites are nu-
merous and varied In shape and size.
In several Instances they have united
TO form complete pillars. The entrance
to the cave is about $50 yards south OF
the eastern exit OF the tunnel through
the rock.
The Florida star., 1902-12-12
COST or THE soER WAR.
Latest Calcul =tion Places IL at over
q Binion Dollars.


Latest Calcul =tion Places IL at Over
. Binion Dollars.
The latest calculation made by the
British war office shows that the cost
Of the Boer war was, in round figures.
100000 (S1 DOC. .OO0OOO. says the
the New York Commercial Advertiser.
The pay account was f5S,17S,5 800; med
ical service. f2.a6. 900; militia pay.
f6. 101 800; yeomanry. pay, $4,000;
volunteer corps pay. f2.96S-2 200; trans
ports -and remOunts, f51, al 500; pro-
visions and forage, f54, Al, 800; cloth
ing. f13, I56. 700; warlike stores. f31.-
10000; works, fS.25S,0S3; military
education. f3I1. 600; miscellaneous eff
fective charges. ::fIs2,6 $50; war Office.
f540.3 800; noneffeaiye charges for Off
GERS. f5.ai1. .929a for linen, 1850, $40.
and superannuatien and compensation
charges, f374.LO9 making a total ex-
penditure OF -s243 ,692.
1t has been calculated thatseach one
of the 10000 Qien. employed in, the
war received an average Compensation
of fI97, and. allowing. Sl&aOO, ,OOs> for
transportation. with. the. hypothesis
that $4,000 horses. were shipped to
South Africa, it cost fS4 to. take one
man and his horse out and back. On
the same basis 1t WORKS out that fT7
was spent to. maintain each man and
his horse. :.
The Florida star., 1902-12-12
CUP RACES A IA CHINESE.
Englishman Explains international
Yachting Contest to a Celestial.

hachunS contest To a Celestial.
A Chinese gentleman. according TO
the London Taller. wrote 10 the editor
OF an English newspaper in Tientsin
saying that sometimes he was at a loss
TO understand the meaning OF the ines
sages which were received from Reu-
ter and said he wanted to know. among
other things, what is Shamrock Ill.
The editor Informed him as follows:
'The America ) cup is piece OF eton-
gated silver. much coveted by English
and American people. who sail boats
for It. 1t Is worth Il hundred tael. la
tael Is worth 2s. Sci. ]. and a boat TO
compete for II costs about 5O0.0
taels. The man who has the fastest
boat keeps IL till some other man
builds a faster boat An American
holds 1t at present and believes it is
his for keeps because the English peO-
pie have forgotten how TO build boats.
Sir Thomas Upton thinks he can build
a better sampan than any that can be
built in America and has tried twice
already TO beat the American sam.
pans"
The Florida star., 1902-12-12
MORGAN LIKE NAPOLEON.
British Paper Says Banker Seems
Unable to Stop In His Career

Unable tn Stop In His Career.
The London Daily Mail recently pub.
lished the first OF series OF articles
about J. L. Morgan and his meth ,ds
The paper calls him the most remark:
able financier of mode u lqes.
in introducing edi Mis- its series
OF articles the Mail oN.ecates Nor
gan's methods. sayin&f1he Americans
will not have his 4 attractive shares
and that II remains Ell De seen if Brit
ish investors will. I3e editorial con-
tinues: W
1T Is misfortune for the world that
such vast issues in stocks should hang
OH the discretion and Judgment of a
single man, for the failure of any one
OF Morgan's trusts may mean financial
disaster.
Yet. like Napoleon. he seems unable
To halt or rest in his career. Like Ma
poleon, he may ind the moment will
come when the strain upon his system
becomes greater than he can bear"
The Florida star., 1902-12-12
For Over Sixty Years.

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup has
been used for over sixty years by mil
lions OF mothers for their children
while teething with perfect success. 1t
soothes the child, softens the gums, aiiays
all pain, cures wind collie, and is the best
remedy fortdiarrhea. 1t will relieve the
pos 10 ffferer Immediately. Sold by
60 ~ every part Of the world.
16ss ofiersk cents bottle. Be sSure and
y Wil.sa SIos!ss sse|nf sS!gs 1
The Florida star., 1902-12-12
NEW VOTING MACHINE
An Automatic Device For Cast
ing All Ballots.
VOTE OF EACH Sex KEPT APART.
Kansas City Inventor Claims His APP
paratus In Applicable Under All
State Laws-A Separate Door Pro-
vfded For women-other Features
az the Contrfvance.


L. r. winslow Of Kansas City, Mo-,
has on exhibition in the Fullerton
\ building at st. Louis q voting machine
which he has patented, says the Globe.
Democrat OF that city. Mr.. Winslow
kbrought his machine to st. Louis be-
eause he had heard much OF elections
mere and thought some automatic de-
vice might be needed.
The appearance OF the machine, with
the booths which constitute q part of
the contrivance, is quite attractive.
Hardwoods, highly polished. are used.
Steel, aluminium and other rigid ma
terials are employed In the cOnstruc-
tion of the machine proper, which i'll
its working very much resembles a
big cash register or all adding machine.
The machine registers and counts
automatically as cast the vote for each
candidate: IL also registers and counts
the, votes for or against any special
proposition. such as u constitutional
amendment, etc. 1t counts and regis
cast by voters or each party and at
the same time shows the total number
OF votes cast by all who have entered
the booths and have voted. Visible
registers at all times show just how
many have entered the booth, how
many have voted. and, to enable the
separation or man or woman, two
separate dials present the figures as to
each.
The inventor claims that his machine
can be readily and quickly adjusted for
class voting. for minority. representa-
tion voting. cumulative voting and for
restricted voting. where. as In Kansas.
certain officers are voted for by the
women. while they are not permitted to
vote for certain others. such as resi-
dental .elt g. congressman. &c. AS
each voter enters the booth a lever un-
locks the keys. which are operated by
the voter cash register fashion"-by
pushing them. When a key is pushed,
all other corresponding keys on oppoS-
ing tickets become locked. The key.
once pushed In, is also locked until the
next voter enters the booth. This pre-
vents the repeating OF vote. To
SudEu dedinSt pOSSNfe InaulpulatlOll,
when key is touched all the others on
the same row become locked. but the
registering apparatus does not operate
until the whole OF the ticket has been
voted and the voting key itself been
locked by the entrance Of another vot-
\ er. The women enter by a door pro-
ASided for them, and their vote likewise
f1s kept apart and registered separately
nOm those east by the men.
In order to facilitate the casting OF
ballot the straight party tickets are ar
ranged side by side. and each has u
separate color. which can be followed
easily by the voter. who would find 1t
next to impossible to make a mistake.
However. voter may scratch"
ticket, and for this is provided an extra
tow, with blank slips for convenience.
Mr.. Winslow claims that unless the
= S"-~hine is Intentionally injured by
~ while in the booth ii cannot fail
to work. Heavy penalties are inflicted
for a misdemeanor OF this character.
. The inventor has spent ten years per-
" wecting his machine.
I q
The Florida star., 1902-12-12

\ kidney or bladder trouble can al
ways be cured by using Foley's Kidney
Cure in time. Sold by Wilson d Son.
The Florida star., 1902-12-12

Foley's Honey and Tar positively cure:
all throat and lung diseases. Refuse sub
stitutes. Sold by Wilson & Son.
The Florida star., 1902-12-12
A Result Of Zola's Fate.

The Paris sweeps are having quite a
goo..s2ee OF ii just now. The tragic
dS .s gola has created quite a SCOT
"a i now there is perfect craze
I'd lean chimneys. Instead Of in
IQ0 Ias about the weather, the usual
= after greeting in Paris now is.
~ANstou had your chimney swept
G uG~t Remember the fate
!. N~EaS
t'a Coalnelds.
y now in prog
II ploiting the
vssns Ii sg In Egypt
ndf direct caste =
ga, ~ <rnmeatx
Fhls e - ASI s.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1902-01-02
Woodbury. Structure at ElmWOOd
Presented and Accepted With Ap-
prOpriate Services and Addresses

there src brought TO my mind the cum
cluding words OF an address spoken when
we laid the cornerstone of this building,
and which seem 10 me not inappropriate
10 repeat on this occasion Of conservation.
May the tender memories and the In
spring influences OF the noble Christian
character OF Augustus Woodbury. abide
with us and the recollection of them on
this occasion be veritable benediction
upon the work we have here commenced
in his honor. and upon these commemo-
rative services OF the Woodbury. Mem
orial'
Then there Was the responsive service
of dedication between minister and people
and hymn OF dedication by choir and con-
gregation. Prayer was offered by Rev.
Augustus NJ Lord with response by the
choir and a sermon delivered by Rev.
Francis Tiffany.
1ne neXr selection by the choir was 'T
VIII Lay Me Down in Peace and congrc-
cation singing followed
The services were concluded by Rev.
g. w. Kent inparting benedictiou.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1902-01-02
B. Y. P. union.
Committees Chosen Preparatory
TO National Convention.

I'm the Y. ". G. A. building last even
Ing assembled representatives Of the
Young Peoples Baptist union and they
made mn excellent start I'm the form OF
choosing committees for the entertain
ment of delegates and success OF the ma
uonai convention, which is 10 be held ia
this city in July next After a prolonged
discussion the following were elected:
Chairman, l.. l.. Henson. ID. D.. Provi-
dencei secretary, w. Il. Pond u. d.
Providence; treasurer. w l.. Clarke Getty
II asnrer OF proyldenee); chairman OF
tuckct; on reception, B. W. Richardson.
Providence; on rcGi tratiOn. J. W. Baker.
Pawtucket; on cntert,inment. r n.
whitman, providence or press. Charles
lianley. Providence. on iuformation. =.
r.. Medbe1' East Providence: on side
trips r. G. Wilde. Providence. on music,
y. Y. Livinestou, Providence; on ushers.
Peterson. Providence, on pulpit supply. j.
y. OsterhOut. Proyidcnce; on exhibition.
y. Is. King. Providence, ON public COM
fort, G. A. Godding. Providence also as
members OF the executive committee,
Kinr KfT VI b H. p Z Fa09% II aIIm,,9 p Re' n T. N M
Maine. H. L. VI. Hall. ", Ii. waitc.
Andrew CrUsstnan a. D. Rice, Hon. T..
+. Ttliinghast. J IS. Is, Butlcr. John Stu
art. -. " Rieler aud Al. ~. Fuller
A letter from G II Robinson, declining
10 serve ON the coinmttoc. but plodgine
500 To- a,d in dcttaylUg expenses OF In
fantrv hall Was read and q vote OF
thanks sent Nj. Robinson. Another let
ter was read IRON President Faunco. IN
which he offered tho use Of Sayles hall
TO the conimttUa and also volunteered 20
give the convention reception in one of
the college halls.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1902-01-02
OFFICE OF THE SHERIFF,
Of the County Of Providence.

The following program for the inaugural
ceremonies Of the state government.
Tuesday, January the 9Th. 1902, is hereby
announced:
The governor the general offcers-elect.
the honorable the general assembly. the
STAFF of the commandor-in-chlefa and the
chaplains of the day will assemble on
Tuesday. Jan. eth. 1902. al 10 o'clock a.
m. I'm ttT parlors OF the Nara agansett
hotel, Providence.
At 1890 a. M. the governor. general Of
fcers-elect and the honorable the general
assembly will be received at the Dorrance
street entrance of the hotel by the squad
ron OF cavalry, Il. r. J. NJ. Major VIII
liam A. Maynard. commanding directly
after which the lire will be formed and
proceed via DorranCe street. Exchange
place and Francis street 20 the northerly
entrance OF the state house in the follow
ing order:
Squadron OF Cavalry. b. r. /. NJ. Major
William a. Maynard, commanding. act
ing as escort.
Carriages containing the governor. gem
eral ofhcers-elect, the general assembly
stan Of the cOmmander-in-ohief chap
lains as follows:
r fttsss-tt' tsss-tt'- t.NRErNtfE.
His honor Charles Dean Kimball. lieu
tenant governor, acting governor.
Sheriff of the county OF Providence Gem
eral Hunter 6. White.
Adjutant general Brig General Frederic
VI. Sackett
Aides TO the commander-in- chief.
Sergeant with state color and two order
lies, mounted.
SECOND CARRIAGE.
Secretary OF btate. Hon. Charles Il. Benz
nett
Surgeon general. Brig General George
H. Kenyon
Assistant surgeon general. Lieutenant
Colonel Lester :. Hin.
THIRD CARRIAGE
Attorney general. Hon. Charles p.
Steans.
Judge advocate general. Brig. General
Walter II. stiness
Assistant adjutant general Colonel John
IT, Wcthereu
FOURTH CARRIAGE.
General treasurer. Hon Walter A. Read
Quartermaster general Brig. General w.
Howard Walker.
Assistant quarterraster general Lieu
tenant Colonel Webster Knight
FIFTH CARRIAGE.
Chaplain OF the senate. Rev. Augustus NJ
Chaplain Of toe house. Rev Thomas ~.
Anderson, II. -.
Executive secretary Charles II. How
land. Esq
Carriages containing the honorable senate
and house OF representatives.
In accordance with the ancient and
timc-honorcd custom the honorable
speaker of The house viii. upon taking Of
the oath of office by tho governor aud
general officers elect. direct that procla.
nation of The same be made from the
balcony 81 the state house
T-D0n tho announcement OF The officers
elected for tho ensuing year governors
salute ~ n guns will be fired by Battery
4. Light Artillery v. r. l. NJ. from the
state house grounds
Upon The conclusion of the inaugural
ceremonies the government will hold n
public reception until . O'Clock y. m.. and
In the evening from s a. 10 o'clock. 10
which tho citizens of tho state are re-
spectflily invited.
HUNTER c. WHITE.
sheriff or tho County Of Providence.