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Arizona republican., 1902-01-01

{ T1liliarly known as the Green How
ards
His Way Of Putting lit is true, -
said the person of high ideals. that
you have attained prosperity by your
writings Bat yea have produced moth
ing that viii live"
We'll" answered the comfortable lit
terra teuI'. .'When it comes 70 a question
Of which shall live, myself or my writ
inss. I don't hesitate to sacrifice my
writings. -YEashington Star
IEquiring Ph:lcsopher-To what do
you attribute the increasing number of
old maids in this section?
Astute Native couldn't quite say.
but seems to me as if it might be due
&c the increasin' number OF old bache-
lors about here.-New York Weekly
When weapon OF any kind is pur-
chased in Russia a permit must be Sc
cured from the local authorities. The
name OF the man who makes the pur-
chase. with the number of the weapon.
is recorded II the purchaser ever
wants to dispose of the weapon he
must notify the authorities and cause
the transfer to be recorded on the
books &C the firm which sold it. If
that weapon is ever used in an at
tempted assassination or in any DEM
oEstration against the law the man
recorded as last having it in his pos
session is held responsible
so your husband died while you
were 2broSd?" said the hostess.
Yes" replied the young widow of
old Skinhynt. with an appropriately
mournful sigh. poor John has gone to
his final reward
BEG pardon said the host. sudden
", that reminds me I must go down
and look al the furnace fire. ''-PhiIa-
-delphia Press.
The Memphis Scimitar tells of n
young lawyer OF that city who. on the
occasion of his becoming Of age. began
the celebration CT his birthday in a way
that caused his household a great deal
of consterE2tio On the eve of the
fete, shortly after midnight. the young
mans family was suddenly startled
from their slumbers by loud voice in
the house calling. There's "a man in
the house, There's 4 man in the
house"
The valiant paterfamilias rushed
from his roam. bearing in his hand a
heavy billet of firewood. to learn the
cause o. the disturbance and to cap
ture the intruder. His son was stand
ing in the hall. shouting at the top of
his voice.
Where's the MANI" exclaimed the
old gentleman.
Here, sir; here proudly replied
the young man. This is he AT last
I'm twenty-one,"
4 think 1 eve you a CALL said Mrs.
Nopay
Really" replied the doctors wife.
cuttingly- only This morning my nus
band was remarking that your hus-
band owes him half a dozen visits
Philadelphia Press.
Arizona republican., 1902-01-01
SOME POsTSCRIPTs.

During the past year 1900 shade
trees have been planted in Kansas
city. mostly at public expense. At its
latest meeting the public improvements
committee Of the city council author
led the planting of $3.50 trees along the
various streets.
Gigantic water power developments
are prcjected in the Alps. There are
now in the Freach Alps forty-three
factories supplied by 25O,000 horse
power electrically genera ted. Engi-
necrs estimate that 100000 horse pow
er is now running TO waste in the Alps
In 1913 Friar Bacon predicted that
lying would shortly become = gen
eral practice: and Bishop wilkins IN
1862 said: 1T will get be as usual to
hear man call for his wings when ne
is going on . journey as it is now TO
hear him call for his boots
TIE women g Finland of the lower
classes perform arCucus labor that in
other countries is usually assigned to
males. They wheel hand carts ard
barrows O. various descriptions coTi-
tanning heavy burdens. They also
sweep the streets, act as boatmen and
even assist in loading ships.
Representatives CT Hawaiian plant
era are in the Philippines to ascertain
NtaeILLef II ~ ltttSlDlt ~ lsiiDblL lctl III
laborers from the archipelago to Ha-
wall. The scherra IS generally regard
ed as fmpracticable for the reason that
the percentage of skilled aSriculturists
among the Philippines is very small
Samuel Smell of Holyo<e. Mass, has
q strange hobby. Though 80 years old
and wealthy. he devotes all his spare
time to the making of stone collins.
During the past twenty-five years he
has made ard disposed of over 100 of
these, claiming that they keep the body
in an excellent state OF preservation
long after burial.
Another bird, believed to have he
come extinct, is the California condor,
twice as large as the condor OF the
Andes. It's length was . feet, weight
- pounds and spread of wings u feet.
An egg OF this bird is worth 1000 to
collectors. but none has been found for
seventeen years. Eggs Of the golden
eagle sell in San Francisco for So
each.
The enormity OF our salmon output
this year has played havoc with the
British fisheries. for in Canada the law
does not permit the use of traps. In
Washington and Oregon traps are
used. so that the American fisheries
are able to furnish salmon to the Ca
madam canneries for > and 8 cents =
fish. where the canneries used to pay
the Canadians from 10 to 15-cents.
Arizona republican., 1902-01-01
THE ORDER OF JOsHER
Orc III jail and Another III Disre.
pute.

The Republican is the recognized Off
cial organ of the Salt River valley
Order of Joshers. of which the leading
lights are Hi Eldred, Joseph Monihon.
Jake Miller, c. J. Hall and many others.
Sometimes ii is. one and sometimes an
other. but eventually every member of
the order gets put into the hole. The
last victim was Mr.. Miller. His time
came yesterday. Mr.. Miller is heavy
taxpayer of this county. but he had
taken very Htue interest in public
affairs until yesterday and he will
probably not take so much in the
future. Having nothing else to do. Mr..
Miller made Il tour Of the court house
to gee how his money was being ex
pended.
After he had visited all the other
Offices he went into the sheriff's Office
ard expressed q wish to see how the
jail was being run. He was admitted
below" He spent ten minutes in the
inspection of the cells and general ap-
pointnents and said he was pleased
with them. He would like to stay
longer. but he was rather busy and the
next time ne had some leisure he would
call again. He babe the prisoners an
affectionGte farewell and went to the
AttlT3iCH. OI. properly SpGsaAlIlS N'ittil
one is on the inside. to the egress.
There was none; not only was the semi
circular barred door locked, but the
heavily armored door behind it was
closed and securely fastened.
Mr.. Miller shook the bars and kicked
them. He yelled. but there was no
reply. for~the deputy who had admitted
him had gone back into the Office and
resumed work on the books. The ether
] deputies were sitting out under big
am Srella tree telling party of tourists
that yesterday was Il fair sample of all
winter days in Phoenix; that tho tenn.
pcrature of the salt River valley never
falls below 80 and never rises above so.
Finally = constable came in with a
prisoner who had been committed from
. Justices court. The prisoner was ex-
changed for Mr. Miller. who was then
restored to freedom.
Mr.. Miller. learning that HI Eld-ed
had procured his iuCaTcera ton. i'll a f:t
# inlpatiance disclosed n ncighborhood
secret. The disclosure is almost GER
tain TO affect tho standing OF Mr.. FL
bred in.the lodge Of Elks. OF which he is
a member. The annual banquet of the
I-ii.s viii occur soon and at the last
meeting at which some preparation
wac made for IT, Mr.. Eldred agreed to
I C14iti -Diite d biS 10 tiS iSeis''- W 'iS+- AZ
spoke OF his subscription the next Gay
20 some Of his ueiShDcrs they told him
they thought the expense q: belonging
to the Elks must be wearing on him.
There was the original initiation fee.
lhen the monthly dues and other Incl
dental expenses. In addition to this
there was the outlay for hogs They
could not see how Ir. Eldred could
stand it. He replied that he could not
il il were not for a disease which had
attacked his hogs and of which they
We're dying like flies. He said il was
no more expensive to let the ElSs eat
then than IT was TO pay a Mexican for
OuTying them.
Arizona republican., 1902-01-01

Mrs. Lydia Bartram Of Assvria.
N.ch., writes: 81 have suffered from
stomach tro1bIe fer ten years ana five
/ different doctors gave me only tenn
pora-y RELIEF. y Mr.. Z. r. Page ad-
vised me 70 try Stuart's DysTepeal
Tablets and lou: boxes did me mere
permanent benefit than All the doctors.
medicines thar + nave ever taken
-Erz. 6. II. CrotsIey. SIS Washington
ST. IIoboken. New jersey. writes:
's;tuart's Dyspepsia Tablets just fill the
BIZ. Tor children as wau rs fer old AZ
folks. I've had the best OF luck with
5hsu. Ny three-yeer-cid girI takes
tlleEn Rs readily as candy. ! have only
II say. tablets and she drops every
thing else and runs fer them.
Miss ella pively. 1927 PIumrler St.
III ctsoUi--. Pa. writes: - v.i-9 every
one 10 know how. grateful I am for
Stuart's Dyspepsia Tablets. ! suffered
Eor a. long time and did nos know what
allied me. I lost flesh right along until
one day noticed an advertisement of
these tablets and Immediately bought a
% cent bo1; at the drug store. I am
I only On the second box and am gaining
I IN :!esh and color. / have at last found
something that has reached my ell
Te1t-"
Phn Brooks. Detroit, Mich. says:
H-ar GysU s2si1 cure has worked. Won
ders in my case. I suffered for years
ir1m dyspepsia. but am now entirely
cured and enjoy life as / never have
before. i gladly recommend them
F'Iu sized package OF these tablets
ecld by druggists al 80 cents. Little
book on stomach troubles mailed free.
Address =. \. Stuart Co. Marshall
zIich-
Arizona republican., 1902-01-01
EHMARNABLE CURE OF GROUP


\ LiItIe BOYS l-lle s7a4VetI-
nave a Jew words TO say regard ne
Cha:nberlain's Cough Remedy. Il saw
cd my little Boys lie and l feel that
] cannot praise it enough. l bought q
bottle of il from \. T.. Steere OF Good
win 8. u. and when I sot nome with
il the Door baby could hardly breathe
! gave the medicine as directed every
ten minutes until he threw up and
tnsn / thought sure he was going TO
choke 20 death. We had TO pull the
plIesIn ont OF uis mouth in great long
strings. / am positive that il I had NOT
got that bottle OF cough medicine. my
boy would not be on earth t1day.-Joei
Dement, Inwood, Iowa. For sale by
f5Iyey & Iulett.
Arizona republican., 1902-01-01
FOR OVER FIFTY YEARS

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup has
been used for children teething 1t
soothes the child, softens the gums.
allays all pain, cures wind collie and
is the best remedy for diarrhoea-
Twenty-Five cents a bottle
Arizona republican., 1902-01-01

Nay" quoth these. 'Let o. net
acouit her on merely oirorrcs,a 1tfs.I
evidence
Tor these rugged P-~ita-s woaiI be
just oven though tEe, thereby seemed
- di=credit e venerable and veuerated
custom
Arizona republican., 1902-01-01

A man may not THOROUGHLY realize
what q small figure he cuts n tn
world. but when ne Is 20 or co years old
ne begins to have suspicious taat are
very near the truth
Arizona republican., 1902-01-01
MATTEES rJT RECORD.

Tire following Instruments reported
~ the Phoenix II tie Guaranty and Ab-
stT2eI COMPANY = ere He'd for record in
the county recaI der's Office yesterday:
Frank 2 FC'v-er ana Ev'5e to Lincoln
-Niar. deed 70 el-. sUit. and SET.
ave-. sec y. - -. L / G: considera-
ton, s.
T. T.. Smith ard wife to W. r. Johns
ta-, deed 20 log Il and W. Of lot =,
Block Il. Sidney; Consideration. $500.
Arizona republican., 1902-01-01

When a Siri throws Il man over peo-
pie laugh at him: but if man tires OF
4 girl people ali say he ought to be
ashamed of himself.
Arizona republican., 1902-01-01

Having cast the supposed ~ Itch into
the pond. they regarded her with deep
suSiety.
"Ha! she s;nls.'' cried the stern
magistrates. after "A moment. she
draS-ns, She is therefore innoceut,''
But "a 1urmur ran through the rab-
IL.
Arizona republican., 1902-01-01

Some time ago my daughter caught
a severe cold. She complained of pains
in her chest and had bad cough
gave her Chamerlain's Cough Remedy
according to directions and in two days
she was well and able to go to school.
/ have used this remedy in my family
for the past seven years and have never
Known il to fail, says James PTender-
CAST, merchant. Annato Bay. Jamaica.
West India Islands. The pains in the
chest indicated an approaching attack
of pneumonia, which in this instance
was undoubtedly warded off by Cham
berlain's Cough Remedy. 1t counter
acts any tendency OF cold toward
pneumonia. Sold by Elvey & HuIett.
Arizona republican., 1902-01-01

We do not like to knock on the girls
but they are wearing bows on their
heads not large enough to keep their
heads warm and too large to be be-
coming What is their purpose?
Lancaster enterprise. [volume] (Lancaster, S.C.) 1891-1905, 1902-07-30

posted $4,000 to his account.
The evidence in the Carter trial
showed that the stealings were
divided into thirds for the benefit
respectively of Carter, Greene
and Gaynor.
From these records it is impos-
sible to approximate the amount
for which the government was
bilked. The total Of Carter's
thirds amounted, July 6, 1897, to
1924, ,103,02. OF this amount there
was evidence and full proof Of
the various divisions produced at
the courtmartial. The share of
Greene and Gaynor was double
this, or $1,44S, ,206O4, and the
total amount stolen $2,172, ,3O9.O6.
This will serve to explain in part
how it happens that Messrs.
Greene and Gaynor can pay
counsel fees sufficient to retain
about all the highest public off
cials Of Canada. The accused
were not poor men before they
got these contracts.
1t is proved that Carter invest
ed his money In gilt-edged rail
way securities, which have doub-
led and quadrupled In value
since ten years ago. 1t is conser-
vative, therefore, to say that
Greene and Gaynor have $1O,0OO,-
600 in ready money or converti-
BILE securities which they are pre-
pared to use to keep out of the
penitentiary. 1t is now more
than three years since Carter was
convicted, and his fellow copspi-
rators-as they are charged with
beIng-are still living at fashion
able hotels at -ummer resorts,
thumbing their n. ,es at the courts
and bailiffs.
Lancaster enterprise. [volume] (Lancaster, S.C.) 1891-1905, 1902-07-30
Watch the Advertising Baby.

Govern your advertising as you
would your child. When it is
young feed it carefully and nur.
ture it tenderly. About the only
comfort you'll get out of it at
this stage is thinking what it's
going to be if it lives.
When it begins to creep keep
your eye on it from morning to
night. It'll get itself and you
into serious trouble if you are not
careful.
A little later when it walks
alone you'll either have to keep
a fatherly eye on 1T or hire a
trained servant to do so. If you
don't, it'll get into evil ways.
Study it as 1T grows; don't let
it get away from your influence a
day. It'll begin to bring money
into the family early if it's
brought up rightly.
After it's past it's boyhood days
you can lean upon it. Don't let
it fall into lis second childhood.
If it passes the teething, Group
and measles period you can safe
ly calculate upon it's survival to
a ripe old age-unless you starve
it TO death.-Plain Talk.
Lancaster enterprise. [volume] (Lancaster, S.C.) 1891-1905, 1902-07-30
Civil Service Examination.

The u. S. Civil Service Com
mission will hold examinations,
during September and October,
in several places in each state
to secure young men and
young women for the govern
ment service. There are now
126, ,423 position in the classified
civil service, being an increase
of 46,736 in six years. There
were 1852 persons appointed be
tween July 1, 1901, and April Is,
1902, being at the rate of 1O,O7O
for the year. There will probably
he11,00O appointments next year.
Salaries at appointment vary from
$500 to 81 200 year with liberal
promotions afterward. All ap-
pointments are for life and for
most positions only a common
school education is required.
Politics or religion is not consid-
cred. Those desiring to take ex-
aminations of this kind can get
full information about them free
by writing to the Columbia Cor
respondence College, Washing
ton, ID. c., and asking for it's Civil
Service Catalogue for 1902.
Lancaster enterprise. [volume] (Lancaster, S.C.) 1891-1905, 1902-07-30
Saves a Woman's Life.

TO have given up would have
meant death for Mrs. Lois Cragg,
OF Dorchester, Mass. For years
she had endured untold misery
from a severe lung trouble and
obstinate cough. "Often", she
writes, ~ could scarcely breathe
and sometimes could not speak.
All doctors and remedies failed
till J used DR.. Kings New Dis
coverv for Consumption and was
completely cured" Sufferers
from Coughs, Colds, Throat and
Lang Trouble need this grand
remedy. for it never djsappoints.
Cure Is guaranteed by Crawford
Bros. and j. +. Mackev q Co.
Price SOC and 800. Trial bottle
free.
Lancaster enterprise. [volume] (Lancaster, S.C.) 1891-1905, 1902-07-30
Mother Always Keeps IL Handy.

"My mother suffered a long
time from distressing pains and
general i'll health due primarily
to indigestion," says L. w. Spad-
ing, Verona Mo. 1.-TWO years ago
| got her to try Kodol. She grew
better at once'and now, at the a ge
of seventy-six, eats anything she
wants, remarking that she fears
no bad effects as she has her bot
tie of Kodol handy" Don't waste
time doctoring symptoms. Go
after the cause. If your stomach
is sound your health will be good
Kodol rests the stomach and
strengthens the body bv digesting
your food. 1t ia natures own
tonic. Crawford Bros.
Lancaster enterprise. [volume] (Lancaster, S.C.) 1891-1905, 1902-07-30

An exchange says the following
was handed teacher recently {:
"RespeCted Mlss-Please to
excuse Willy for abseutz. He fell
down stares jess fore school time,
and we feard his intirnal insides
war hurt at first, but we find they
amt, for the doctor says that no
part Of his anatomy was hurt
but the brewing Of the oppyder-
mis- Of the outer hide, and olso
his hipp hurt some. But he just
escaped fatal death. SO kindly
excuse. His Mother.
Lancaster enterprise. [volume] (Lancaster, S.C.) 1891-1905, 1902-07-30
New and Old Scandals.
Chicago Journal.

Chicago Journal.
John F Gaynor and Benjamin
y. Greene have managed pretty
well so far in keeping out of the
cIutches of the law. The crime
of which thew are accused was
committed, according to the gov.
ernments evidence, previous to
July l, 1897. The conspiracy to
defraud the government in har-
Dor improvement work was form.
cd in 1891 According to the
evidence which convicted Capt.
Oberlin NJ. Carter the frat divis-
ion Of spoil occurred December
IS Of that year, when Carter de-
Lancaster enterprise. [volume] (Lancaster, S.C.) 1891-1905, 1902-07-30
Terrible Neglect.

II mother through ignorance or otherwise
iatls TO give her child some Mothers Worm
syrup when the little one by it's coated tongue
oy It's lustrcless eyes, by It's puny form
pale SKIN, listIess movements, variable appe
,te, etc, shows that IL has worms. is she not
guilty OF terrible neglect Mothers Worm
syrup only costs t25 cents and never fails to
destroy and eIpel all intestinal worms
Lancaster enterprise. [volume] (Lancaster, S.C.) 1891-1905, 1902-07-30
CAMPAIGN SCHEDULES.
State and Congressional Start
on the 18th Instant, and Wind
Up on the 2lst day or August.

The schedule is as follows:
SENATORIAL.
July-Edgfeld Oath, ,Slluda 26th,
Lexington 2Sth, Newberry Goth.
Laurens3lst; ;Aug-Greenville 1st,
Pickens I'd, Walhalla 4th, Ander-
son 9Th, Abbeville 9Th, Green
wood 9th, Union 18th, Spartan
burg 18th, ,1affnev 18th, ,Yorkville
10th. Lancaster 10Th, Chester Goth,
Winnsboro 21st.
STATE.
July-Yorkville 25th, Chester
26th, Winnsboro 29th, Lancaster
3Oth, Camden 31st; Aug-Ches-
terfield I'd, ,Bennettsville 5th ,Bish-
opville 9th, Darlington 7th, Flor
ence Sth, Marion 9th, Conway
18th, Georgetown 14th, Kingstree
10th, Monck,s Corner 18th, Man.
ming goth, Columbia 2Ist.
Lancaster enterprise. [volume] (Lancaster, S.C.) 1891-1905, 1902-07-30
To Curoa Cold iu Dayp

Take Laxative BrOmO Quinino
Tablets. All druggist refund the
money if it fails to cure. X. w.
Groves signature is on each box 25cts
The free press. (Southern Pines, N.C.) 1898-19??, 1902-04-18

who is just out the hospital in
Cincinnati.
It will be recalled that when
General Miles made his request
to be sent to the Philippines, he
referred to unnecessary severity
in the American military opera
tons. He was reproved for this,
and in his defense stated that he
had reference to this particular
report, the contents of which were
then known only to war depart
ment officials.
Gov. Taft, Secretary Root, Maj.
Gardner and others seem to be
mixed on this report, and as Miles
knew Of it and Taft would not
submit it there may yet be trouble
in store for the heads of the army
who suppress reports after being
accused of allowing American
troops to murder, burn and mutt
late people whom they are sup,
posed to protect. In regard to
other provinces Maj. Gardner
says:
''The course now being pursued
in this (Tayabas) province and in
the provinces Of Batangas, Laguna
and Samar is, in my opinion, SOW
ing the seeds for perpetual revo-
luton against us hereafter when
ever a good opportunity offers.
Under present conditions the politi
cal situation in this province is
slowly retrograding, and the
American sentiment is decreasing,
and we are daily making per
enemies.
The free press. (Southern Pines, N.C.) 1898-19??, 1902-04-18
A VALUABLE MEDICINE FOR COUGHS
AND COLDS IN CHILDREN.

II have not the slightest hestancy in re-
commencing Chamberlain"s Cough
Remedy to all who are suffering from
coughs or colds. says Chas. M. Cramer,
Esq. a we'll known watch maker of Colon
bo Ceylon,, 1T has been some two years
since the City Dispensary first called my
attention to this valuable medicine and l
have repeatedly used it and it has always
been beneficial. 1t has cured me quickly
of all chet colds. 1t is especially effective
for children and seldom takes more than
one bottle to cure them Of hoarseness. l
have persuaded many to try this valuable
medicine, and they are all as well pleased
as myself over the results" For sale by
Johnson Pharmacy.
The free press. (Southern Pines, N.C.) 1898-19??, 1902-04-18
Bn'u-ShOf
For Tiger.

No use to hunt tigers with
bird-shot. It doesn't hurt the
tiger any and it's awfully risky
for you.
Consumption is a tiger
among diseases. 1t is stealthy
but once started it rapidly
eats up the flesh and destroys
the life. No use to hunting
it with ordinary food and med
icine. That's only bird-shot.
1t still advances. Good heavy
charges of SCOTS Emulsion
will stop the advance. The
disease feels that.
SCOTS Emulsion makes the
body strong to resist. 1t
:,oothes and toughens the lungs
and sustains the strength until
the disease wears itself out.
Send for free sample.
SCOTT BOVINE, Chemists, 400 Pearl St., NY.
SOC and SI.oo; all druggists.
The free press. (Southern Pines, N.C.) 1898-19??, 1902-04-18
OPEN UNTIL MAY IS.
%|%%

The Piney Woods Inn will remain
open until May 18th. The Inn has
always closed on May first, but this
year a very large number of the
guests desire to remain later. We
are very glad to learn that the Inn
has so many guests at this time of
year.