Evening journal., 1902-02-22
CAUGHT AT RANDOM

CAUGHT AT RANDOM
so the catcher is married after ALI"
said the first base.
YES. replied the short stop, but
they say his wife threw herself at him"
The Baroness Lillian Won Tilse, a
German woman of noble birth, who is
known as the only practical woman
miner in all of Alaska, is now in Chi
cago. after an absence of four years at
Cape Nome and Dawson City.
Il went South to spend the winter
among the palms, the flowers and the
but l was so absent-mindcd
l had to come right back"
How so
Forgot my snow shoes
Laura sank deiectedly into the capac-
ious cushions of the divan.
Duchess Rio de Rias, one of the fore
most figures in Paris society in the
time OF Napoleon III, died recently in
an almshouse at Simferopol, Austria.
The Khedive shook hands with 500
persons at a ball. Perhaps when the
English crowd him out he will come to
America and run for office.
He says his wife doesn't know how
to cook a single thing"
Don you believe it. She can cook
his goose, all right"
Snuff boxes are fashionable in Lon
don Sneezes must. of course be ac-
counted polite calculations.
DR.. Daniel c. Gilman, who is at the
head of the board in charge of the
founding of the new Carnegie Institu-
ton in Washington, occupies the unique
distinction of having been the chiet
figure in the founding of three universi-
lties-tlhe University of California,
Johns Hopkins. and the new Carnegie.
The argument that is far-fetched us
ually has not legs enough of its own to
travel with.
THE saloon keeper isn't bit like
his wife"
Isn't he?"
NO. He never dispenses his smiles
20 freely
When a slippery sidewalk rises up
and smites man ought he not to curl
his anger having already let fly with
his heols2
81 am disappointed in the higher
Ifreer life!' she exclaimed. II find that
lii Involves something more after all
than merely neglecting ones babies anC
reading papers before ones clubsl"
"Of course, it is not all rosesi" sale
Millicent.
He says he made his fortune only
latter long and patient endeavor"
Yes | understood he proposed &,
that heiress about a dozen times befor,
she would have him.
Mrs. Wicks-"Before we were mar
ried YOU called me the light of you
, life
Mr.. w. docking at the last milliner'
know YOU were going to need so mucl
trimming
b. A man 3 feet inches in height ough
to weigh 100 pounds when he is 40.
e The yield of cranberries for 1901 wa
Il as follows New England, 100000 ban
j rels; New Jersey. 10000 barrels: th
{ West 10000 barrels-a normal crop.
p The name Oregon first appears /
/, Jonathan Carver's Travels. publish
| led in London about ITS. Possibly
= lis corruption of the Spanish "Ar'
gon."
III BY new processes alcohol is TO
i manufactured from fruit grain. bee
70 land even wood. at 10 cents a gallon.
heating power is equal to two gallon
n lOf petroleum.
Lord Stanmore. now - years old,
= the last peer who was created by Gla
~ stone. He is the son of that Earl
y, Aberdeen in whose Cabinet Gladstol
- was Chancellor of the Exchequer.
There are only two Republican mar
= bers of the present House of Represl
, ltatives from North Carolina. and bo
% ARE from mountain districts Of q
'k western part of the State, where Viii
'e voters rIedomrate overwhelmingly