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The Montgomery advertiser., 1902-07-13
These are Strong Testimonials

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The neighbors had given this
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Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-03-29
SERMONETTES
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Ethical Element The public school
training Of this country is sadly def.
Client in the etE'cal element. God, the
Bible aud prayer have practically uG
place In the school system. In 80 far
as the American people have allowed
ethical teaching to be driven from the
schools we deprive the youth Of the
one ailcontrolling and ennobing prin-
clplc OF life. Education minus the
moral and religious element is not cdu.
cation in it's truest sense. Rev DIR.
Bartholow, Methodist, Brooklyn, n. y.
The Sccularists The new competi
tors OF Christianity can be called com.
petitors only by sufferance. And OF
these. too, we can only say that Chris
tianity offers more than others Here
are the secularists whose theory of life
is pleasure, and who are always in dan.
ger Of degcncrating into happiness
mongers Life is TO be lived. Other
men have had their fling. / win have
mine; we know not whether or not
there is so much as a life TO come And
here is The old school that IS trying TO
rewrlte the old positiyism-Rev Or.
u. \. Hills, Brooklyn, N. Y.
A Commercial Standpoint. The hab.
II Of looking at all the affairs Of ifo
from a merely commercial standpoint
is bad; there Is a general want of ap.
probation of the value Of sentiment at
the present time. Judas may have been
unspeakably bad. Nineteen centuries
of people, some Of them more or less
like Judas, seem rather to have enjoyed
thinking so, but at least he repented OF
his sin and forsoOk it, 4 man or a
corporation that Is bent merely on ac-
QUESTION ceases little by little to he
particular about the means of that ac-
quisition.-Re DR.. Parkhurst, Pres
byterian, New York City.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-03-29
MICAH CLARKE
y > BY A. Conan Doyle. = >
HAPTER NM taTontinpcti.l

CHAPTER XXNL-&C 0ntinpcd.D
"Drowned IN the marshes, ! answered
at cHse.
Tis well. 1t will save us SIX feet of
good hemp. Bnt cur pusitinE here is
somewhat exposed, since the Royal horse
might make dash at us. Who is this
lit'le maid vino sits So white and still in
the cornerE
- lis the guardian of the house Her
granny has left here 1ere
You had besEer csme WI h us There
may be rough work slere, esa all is orrs =
Nay. l mFsst wit for granny. she
answered wisA the tears running ,lsWn
her checks.
.But how II / take yog to granny- lit
tie one:" sart /. awe cannot leave WOW
sprang inte them and m stled up scaiIsS
my bosom, sobbing asithough her hear
wosld break. Fake me away" size
cried- Use frightened
| ssEothe6 the little trembling thing as,
best | might. and bore her off with vac
upon my shoulder. Tne scythC~lsaen had
passed the handles 'oi@their long V7eapons
through Ehe sleeves sEf their JssY-kinS in
such a way as to form a couch or ffTser,
upon which luDor Reuben was laid. 4
slight dash of color had come back 10 his
cheeks III answer Is some coF4{tIl given
him by the eChirureeon. and ne Nodded
and smhfed fl Saxon Thus. pacing SLOW
Is we returned 10 Bridgewater, where
Reuben was carriee to our quarters and
] bore the little maid of the marshes
10 KIND Townsfolk. who promised 10 re
store her 10 her nome when thu rrN-af
hie> were over.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-03-29
Glass Hosnital for Consumptives.

The glass hospital for consumptivcS
which is 10 bee erected in Philadelphia
will be modelled in its general plan after
the one in London which has satisfac-
torily demonstrated the effectiveness Of
sunshine in the treatment Of that fell
disease. Each patient occupies small
room Of glass. into which air having an
excess Of oxygen is pumped. This gives
actual relief to tho sufferer, and rapid
Improvement IS made by selected eases.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-04-11
Funston Arrives
Quietly in Oakland

Oakland March 29.-Brigadier Cen
eral Funston arrived from the East
this morning and unattended made his
way to the residence OF his wife's ia
Their, Otto Blankart. where he was
greeted by Mrs. Funston and Frederick
Funston Jr. an hour after his arrival
They had gone to San Francisco to
meet the Sante Fe California Limited
He was at the door to welcome his wife
and son when they reached their home
at 1919 Tenth avenue.
General Funston Is little thinner
and has lost the coat OF tan that he
wore on his arrival from the Philip
pines two months ago.
In speaking of the remarks of United
States Senator Patterson Of Colorado
in the Senate on Thursday, General
Funston expressed the opinion that II
would not be proper for him to answer
MIR. Patterson's charges.
He has right to his opinion" said
the General. and | must do what
seems best to me. The matters to
which he refers were covered eXhaus-
lively in my reports submitted to the
War Office Immediately after the cap
ture OF Aguinaldo. My course was ap-
proved by General Macarthur and Gen
erll Wheaton, my superior officers. 1t
was evidently approved by President
Mckinley also or he would not have
promoted me-"
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-04-11

There was much better playing in
the tournament matches on the courts
Of the Pacific Tennis Club yesterday
afternoon than on the previous day.
The first match was between S. G.. Will
der and W. II. Rabbit, and was won
by the latter after two well fought
sets. the score being rs, 6-l. Wilder
showed signs of giving out in the Sec
ond set.
c. II. Cooke defeated p. NJ. Lansdale,
6-2, 6-2. VIM. II. Coney defaulted to
A. T. Brock, the former not having had
time to set any practice. John Water
house won from George Waterhouse,
6-S. 2-6, Ga. Willie Roth won from /.
Dillingham; by the score of Ga, Ga.
This was one of the best matches OF
the day but Dillingham; is no match
for the swift left handed player.
w. +. Dillingham; defeated ]. T. IT.
vine, 6-1, 81, +. r. Adams won the
match with A. Lewis. 81, 14-12 and J..
p. Cooke easily defeated c. II. W. Nor
ton. 60, 60.
The tournament will be continued at
p. m. today. when J. p. Cooke will
play d. II. Hitchcock and J. Water
house, F. c. Atherton. At p. m. w.
i. Dillingham; will play L. n. Adams.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-04-11
BRITISH STEAMER sunk

london. March 3O.-The British
steamer Hollywood, Captain Benton,
from Portland Maine, March 10, for
London, has sunk after colliding on
March q with the Leyland line steam
81 Bernard Hall, Captain Cassinto.
from Liverpool, March 26 for Barba-
does, Trinidad and Galveston, Texas.
The crew of the Hollywood. numbering
twenty-eight men, boarded the Bernard
Hall, which has arrived at Queenstown
with her bows stove in.
The collision occurred at o'clock In
the evening in a dense fog at a point
l75 miles west of Fastnet. Both YES
sells were going slowly at the time.
Captain Benton and Captain CassintO
were on the bridges of their respective
steamers and a careful lookout was
kept. The approaching vessel was not
discovered until II was too late. The
Bernard Hall struck the Holyroou
amidships on the port side and ripped a
great hole in the latter steamer, which
extended into her engine rooms. Boats
we're quickly lowered from both YES
sells. The crew of the Hollywood
scrambled out Of their steamer, which
sunk twenty minutes after being
struck.
The Hollywood was owned by the
Eolyrood Steamship Company, limited
tRaeburn & Verel, Glasgow. She wa.
Of 1885 tons net register.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-04-11

Twenty years ago a few foreigners
had riskcd their lives in landing in
Korea. but today its capital has an
American street railway plant.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-04-11
Legal Notices.
BANkRUPTcY SALE.

IN THE DISTRICT COURT OF
THE UNITED STATES FOR THE
DISTRICT OF HAWAII. In the Mat.
ter of PAUL J. VOELLER, Bankrupt.
IN BANKRUPTCY. NOTICE is
HEREBY GIVEN that on the 18th day
of April, A. ID. 1902, at ~ o'clock M,
of said day. will sell at public auc-
ton the property OF the Estate of said
Paul }. Voeller, bankrupt; said sale 10
take place at the sale rooms of VIII
Z. Fisher, corner Merchant and Alakea
streets, Honolulu. The property of
said Estate is described as follows:
The premises situate on Punchbowl
Hill, Honolulu, Island Of oahu, Terri
tory of Hawaii, being portion Of land
described in Royal Patent 1914 to II.
NJ. Dow and conveyed to said p. ].
Voeller by deed of said II. NJ Dow, da-
ted August 18th, 1891, recorded in the
Register Office, Oahu, in Liber 50,
page 476. Terms cash, U. S. Gold Coin.
Deed at expense of purchaser.
April LIST, A. ID. 1902.
+. wUNDENBERG.
Trustee Of the Estate of Paul J. Noel.
Ter. Bankrupt.
2112.1Ot-Apr. 3. 4, 5. Z, s, Q, 10, IL.
~, IA.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-04-11
Sir Andrew Clark Dead.

London. March 3l.-General Sir An
drew Clarke. Agent General for Vic
tOria, Australia, Is dead.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-04-11
NOTICE.,

Mr.. Frank w. Aust has no authority
to sell or exchange Smith Premier
typewriters in my name.
c. w. MACFARLANE,
Sole Agent for the Territory OF
Hawaii.
Onice at Washington Light Co.
2lOl-tf
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-04-11
A CHANCE FOR THOSE DESIRING
A GOOD HOMESTEAD.

FOR sALE-At a reasonable figure,
a freehold estate at Waiomau, near
Waiohinu. The property consists OF
a substantially built and well'furnish'
ed house with a good water supply;
also cartsheds, servants quarters, d.
vision fences for safe handling Of cat
tie and 1853 acres of land. lat acres OF
the land adjoins house and there is a
privilege to secure 104 acres contig.
uous. There Is on the land fenced
portions containing coffee, orange and
other fruit trees in bearing. All the
lands are alongside or near to the Gov
eminent road. Nearly all the land has
substantial stone fences. With the
above go all cattle, horses and pigs,
wagons, ETC., etc. For particulars ap'
ply to CHAS. MEiNECkE,
Waiohinu, kau, Hawaii.
2065.tf
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-04-11
GEORGE LUCAS.
2112-April 4, II, IS, 25.

IN THE CIRCUIT COURT. FIRST
Circuit, Territory of Hawaii At Cham
beers, in Probate. In the Matter of
the Estate of Edward c. Macfarlane,
late of Honolulu. Oahu. The Last
VIII and Testament of said deceased
having been presented to said Court
together with a Petition for the Pro-
bate thereof, and for the Issuance of
Letters Testamentary TO George w.
Macfarlane, Henry X. Macfarlane,
Frederick W. Macfarlane, and Flor
ence Macfarlane, having been tlIed, No
tice is hereby given That Friday, the
9Th day of May, A. d. 1902, at 10
o'clock a. IN. of said day, at the Court
Room of said Court, at Honolulu, Ga.
hu, be and the same hereby is appoint.
ed the time and place for proving
said Will and hearing said application.
Honolulu, April 2, 1902.
BY the Court:
GEORGE LUCAS,
Clerk.
21l2-Apr. 4, IL, IS, %.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-04-11
Lawn TENNIS MATAES RALBTAIF TRANSACTIONS

Instruments Filled for Record April 20
c. Bolte. tr.--L. Waianuhea go. Rel.
A. n. Campbell, tr.-Wastcrh aud
Hawn. Invest. Go. =. E. ........I.
L. p. judd. NJ. Swanzy ...,..D.
c. W. Booth and wife-AleX. Gar.
vie e. &c. -. ...........,....M M.
Jas. A. Hopper (frmJ-Jas. A.
Hopper Co, Ltd. .. =. .........D.
Bishop & Col. C. Ables ......R Rel.
II. L. Evans and wife-L. c. Ables d.
Andrew Bannister by Shff.-Asiu
Brown 80. ... -. -. -. ......D.
Instruments Filed for Record April II
II. Kaihe ct ALL. n. Kamauoha
ct al. -. ..... -. ...,........D.
l.. Mathematician Sugar Co. ....L.
Chun Jun ct all. All Kow ......D.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-04-11

IN THE CIRCUIT COURT Or THE
First Circuit, Territory of Hawaii. At
Chambers, in Probate. In the Matter
Of the Estate of |. n. Hayden. late
ri Honolulu, Deceased. On Reading
and Filing the Petition and Accounts
of the administrator of the Estate Of
said deceased. wherein he asks that
his account be examined and approx.
ed, and that final order be made of
distribution of the property remaining
in his hands to the persons thereto en-.
titled, and discharging him from all
further responsibility as such admins
traitor, II is ordered. that Friday, the
9th day of May, A. d. 1902, at 10
o'clock n. M, at the Court Room ~
the said Court, at Honolulu, Island of
Oahu, be and the same hereby is ap-
pointed as the time and place for
hearing said Petition and Accounts
and that all persons interested may
then and there appear and show cause,
II any they have why the same should
not be granted and may present evil
dence as TO who are entitled to the
said property.
Honolulu, April 2. 1902.
BY the Court:
GEORGE LUCAS.
Clerk.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-04-11
Hawaiian Tramway's Tine
Table.
KING STREET LINE.


Car, leave Waikiki for town Al s:.s ets s.4s An
and every IS minutes thereafter iii Io..S. ,ts suf
tI.s Pm. from Waikiki 90 to the Punshou Stsetss.
Cars leave Range OF pawaa switch foS town a
gsJhs. and every IS minutes thereafter I'LL osrs
Cars leave Fort and King streets fer Pslsna
At $50 An. and every rs minutes after oil ri:ss
~.
Cars leave for Pslsns only al and $50 AZ.
Cars leave Palama for Waikiki S:ss A.. aad ever
minutes I'll gas Pm then st to:iS and iossS P.n
The nag a. from pslama for Punshoa ouIy eoes
10 Wshri on Saturdays.
Cars leave Fort and King streets corner tot Rifs
Range al sac and $50 An.
Cars leave For, and King streets corner fsr wstht
tooSA.h. and every IS minutes TIL iooSP n theu al
io:sS and u:oS pm. The rt.Js Pm goes to Wsfkiti
on Saturdays only.
BHRHThSIA STREET AND svUhSU VALLEY.
Cars leave Punshou Soble Tor Town AZ g 70 ssd
Tor To~n and Valley at sac $50 eTo $50 $50 sus
T:so AN,
Cars leave Oahu College for town sid vsSey q,
$50 $50 ana 7:io An and even minutes ~
Pm except the even hour and half. hour cars vasc1
run from the Stable
Cars leave Nuuanu Valley al SO $50 9. p 49, s1d
every minutes thereafter Ill 1880 PA.
Cars leave Fort and Queen streets tor Plasslo1
College at Cos Gas 6:4S An and every minutes
after I'll 9IS Pm. After that the cars run 10 ~
Stable up TO SoP.M which Is the last troe Town
reaching the Stable al II:JoP,A
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-04-11

2ll2-Apr. 4, II, IS, %.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-04-11
NOTICE..

Parties visiting Lahaina and the Isl
and of Maui in general can secure suit
able conveyances and careful drivers
at the PIONEER STABLES, Lahalna,
Island of Maui.
Commercial men will be carefully
hooked after with suitable rigs.
2055-3m
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-04-11
Corporation Notices.
MEETING NOTICE.

The Adjourned Annual Meeting OF
the Stockholders OF the Inter-Island
Steam Navigation Company, Limited.
will be held at the office of the Com.
pany, Queen street, Honolulu, on Mon
day, April 14th, 1902, at 10 o'clock am.
c. II. CLAPP,
21l0-td Secretary.
Woodruff County news., 1902-02-13
MRS. SOFFEL'S CONDITION.
The Woman Who Aided the Riddles to Escape Suffers More Mental
 Iy Than From wounds

Pittsburg, Pa, Feb. 9.-Mrs. Soffel who aided in the escape of the Rid dles, and who was shot during the battle, which resulted in their cap ture and death, shows considerab ble improvement in her condition. She is suffering more from mental distress than from the wound, and it may be a week or more before she can be re moved from the Butler hospital to the Pittsburg jail. Her husband, eX Warden Sottel, has retained counsel for her defense, but says he does not want to see her, or have any com munication with her in the future Mrs. Sotfel is receiving letters from all over the country. Most of thsn contain tracts and advice of a relig ious nature. When she opens let ter, and discovers that it is one o1 this character, she turns it over tt some of the nurses without reading Many letters are also from attorneys proffering their services free in hel defense.
Woodruff County news., 1902-02-13

Kansas City, Mo-, Feb. 9.-Rhoda Taylor has made written confes- sion to the police of Argentine, Kas., across the river from here, that Noah Long, the aged stone mason who dis appeared mysteriously from his home there week ago, had been robbed and his body thrown into the Kaw river. Long was an old soldier, and had drawn $210 pension money from the bank on Thursday last. He visited a saloon in Argentine that | night, which was the last time he l had been seen. The police are search 1 ing in the river for the body, which except at the place where it is al- legged he was thrown in, is covered with thick ice.
 According to the woman's confes- sion, which was signed in the pres ence of reporter, Henry Donohue and James Golf wehe with her and Long at Donohue's house on the Thursday night Long disappeared. Donohue, who was infatuated with the woman, had, she asserts, taunted her with not being able to secure the money from Long, who, it ap- pears, had also paid her some atten- ton. During the evening, she de- clares, the men robbed the old man, and then compelled her to start with him across a bridge over the Kaw. While in the middle of the bridge, the men, she asserts, caught up with them, held Long. and ordered her to hurry on and not turn back. A mo- ment later she heard splash, she says, and knew that they had thrown Long into the water.
 Donohue. Dave Moran. a nephew of the missing man, and the Taylor woman were arrested on Tuesday last, and Golf was taken Saturday after she had made the confession All live in the bottoms along the river. Friday night Moran attempt ed to commit suicide by trying to cut an artery in his wrist, The nature of the charge against Moran is not known.
 On the day before Long disap- peared Argentine was furnished an other mystery, in the finding in his hut, of Thomas Carroll, 65 years of age, who had lived alone for years. He was known to have considerable money, and wounds on his head made it appear that he had been murdered by robbers. No clew to his as sailants has been found.
 Following this, George Zimmer- man, aged 63, farmer, was found dead in his home, where he had lived alone, six miles west of Argentine. The body was frozen stiff. The cor oner however, decided that Zimmer- mans death was due to heart dis ease.
Woodruff County news., 1902-02-13

Miss Hattie Douglass, 13S Thomas ave, Memphis, Tenn, writes:
 'From my early womanhood I have been troubled with occasional head aches. I took different powders and drugs, at times getting temporary re- lief. One of my friends advised me to try Peruna, which l did. I soon found that my general health improved, and my entire system was toned up.
 q felt a buoyancy of body and light ness of mind l had not known before and my headaches have completely dis appeared, and I have enjoyed perfect health for over year. I gladly endorse Peruna." MATTE DOUGLASS.
 Women from all parts of the United States and Canada are testifying daily to the virtue of Peruna. Only few of these letters can ever be published.
Woodruff County news., 1902-02-13

Women are naturally more suscept- ible to inclemencies of the weather than men. With them a cold is often the starting point of some severe pelvic Arrangement, causing much pain and suffering.
 Every woman needs remedy upon which she can rely to keep her system fortified against the trying weather of winter and early spring. If Peruna is will cure it before it develops into someannoyingcata atarrhal Arrangement.
 If you do not derive prompt and sat isfactory results from the use of Pe- runa, write at once to Dr. Hartman, giving full statement of your case, and he will be pleased to give you his valuable advice gratis.
 Address Dr. Hartman, President of The Hartman Sanitarium Columbus. o.
Woodruff County news., 1902-02-13
Compressed Air for Street Cars

Experts claim that compressed air will eventually be the power of the future, sup planting both the cable and the trolley sys- tens. In all lines of industry we see con sstant improvements, but in medicine there Is one remedy that cannot be improved on, and that is l1ostetters Stomach Bitters. It Is founded on true merit, and will cure indi- gestion, dyspepsia, fatulency, constipation and nervousness, also prevent malaria, fever and ague. Try bottle and satisfy yourself
Woodruff County news., 1902-02-13
Worthy of a Bostonese,

A young parson while dining at the house of a family of his congregation presumed to entertain the table with dissertation upon life. And after all what is life?" he asked, and paused for oratorical effect T know" a small voice exclaimed and all eyes were turned to the end Of the table. where the youngest son of the family sat in high chair 'l Ilnow,' he piped. Herbert Spen eer says that life is the definite combination of heterogeneous changes, both simultaneous and successive, in correspondence with ex- cago Chronicle
Woodruff County news., 1902-02-13
Famous Two-Minute stock Farm.

Cleveland, O., Feb. 9.--It is an nounced that the famous Two-Minute stock farm, the home of Star Point CT, 1;59H, the champion pacer, will soon be abandoned as home of the harness horse. Some time ago w J. White presented the place to his son, who has decided to abandon the raising of pure bred horses.
Woodruff County news., 1902-02-13
Peruna Makes Clean, Healthy Mucous Membranes-Ca- tarrhal Diseases Disappear Permanently.

The mucous membrane is to the in- side of the body what the skin is to the outside of the body. It lines every or gan duct and cavity. Catarrhal in fiammation attacking one part is li- able to spread to other parts. A neg lected cold or slight catarrh is often the cause of lingering and dangerous catarrh
Woodruff County news., 1902-02-13
Handsomest Calendar of the Season.

The Chicago, Milwaukee X St. Paul Rail way Go. has issued beautiful Calendar in six sheets l2xl4 inches, each sheet hay ing ten color picture of a popular actress reproductions of water colors by Leon Moran. The original paintings are owned by and the Calendars are issued under the Railway Company's copyright. A limited edition will be sold at p cents per calendar of six sheets. Will be mailed on receipt of price.-F. A. Miller, General Passenger Agent, Chicago
Woodruff County news., 1902-02-13

Mrs. ,Jones-"How do you like your new cook, Mrs. Brown!' Mrs Brown-"Well. I'll tell you. She is a perfect failure at cook ing; but then there are always compensa- tions. She cooks so wretchedly, in fact, that she can't eat her own cooking. It really $ quite. a saving, you know. .''-Boston Transcript.
Woodruff County news., 1902-02-13
At Norumbegn Park.

First Monkey What is that standing out there with its hair parted in the middle and sucking a cane?
 Second Monkey-That's man.
 Just to think that such a looking thing as that should have descended from us! = Boston Post.
Woodruff County news., 1902-02-13
\ Canine Hero.

De Style-Why did you tie that medal to your dogs collar?
 Gunbusta-He saved my life.
 In what way?" Had he bit me would have died from hydrophobia."
 What has that to do with saving your llfe?"
 He never bit me. ."-N. Y. Herald.