The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1902-12-02
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The Empire State Express
For Monday comes and Tuesday goes
And wednesday files away,
And Thursdays gone and Friday, too'
And likewise Saturday.
With not a single written line
As sure as you are born
There's something got to bust to get
II out by Sunday morn
But, ah when Sunday morning comes
You bet the preachers there
He's got en- squirming tn the pews
Or walking ON the air.
He leads them on to heights sublime
He never did so we'll
But where on earth he got II from.
He's blest II he can tell.
II. chews his pencil all the week.
He seeks with all his might
peg 10 hang discourse on
There's not peg In sight
He can't corral a single trousht--
The hours speed OH their way.
And yet a sermons got TO come
AS sure as Sabbath day.
stu Monday goes and Tuesday flies
And Wednesdays on the wing.
On Thursday not single thought
On Friday not thing
While Saturday Is almost gone
You bet he's got to hump
Or Sunday mornings going to find
The preacher UP stump.
But an when Sunday morning come
He's Johnny on the spot
He's got sermon up his sleeve
And gives IL TO EN- hot.
He ynakes the sinners hdget ike
A lobster on the flame
The preacher has his troubles, but
He gets there just the same.
Toledo Times.
Dennis e. Scott, 3s years old, has been
missing from Is Wells street since
O'Clock Sunday morning
Charles Smart OF 77s Charles street
mourns the loss OF 20 hens. valued at VIZ
that were stolen from his hen coop rev
nights ago.
Clothing valued at si2. the property OF
Charles Morris. was stolen from George
Patsinsky'c shop. S Furlong court. yester-
day.
A piece OF gold chain OF tho value OF slS
was stolen from bex tn the rear room OF
serrafno snmoneilrs jewelry shop at loi
Acorn street yesterday.
Hose 4 responded to still alarm n
Star street at $40 o'clock last night An
exploding oil stove caused q great deal
more commoton than II did damage.
Charles Afrlick and Donald Hunter were
fned SO and costs each and Arthur seioy
$50 and costs In the police court today for
revelling. Each IL IL years old.
Clarence, tho 6-year-old son of James
Reed, OF 147 Bellevue avenue. was bitten
slightly upon his left wrist by Neil ODon-
nelrs dog. with which the lad WAS play
Ing yesterday afternoon.
May Finton was fined IS and coats by
Judge Sweetland today for the theft OF
stockings valued at 20 from the Boston
store. and held In $500 for trial Friday
for the alleged theft of N+ worth OF silk
from Shepard & Co.
William Mcintyre. an idle person. who
insisted upon pleading guilty and taking
what the court would give him. and at
the same time insisted that he worked
every day. was held in $500 by Judge
Sweetland today for trial next Friday
Pensions have been granted as follows
Originals-Lewis Roberts. Providence. $;
DlulcA IL. Nlclltl. TIONdtthNo w N"'
with SPAIN: Patrick Killoran. Providence.
s.; William III. Arnold. Providence. s2.
Widows. minorn. etc. minors OF F'reder-
ick Wood. Providence. s2.
Rio Jampolsky. of sS5 North Main street.
employed by the Providence Coal COM
pany at their Dorrance streot yard, was
struck on the head and sustained slight
wound. while at work at O'Clock this
morning He was sent to the Rhode ISL
and hospital
Among the individuals before the Juve-
nile court today were two brothers. II and
ls years old. whom Mr.. Wallace will now
cause to attend school. These lads have
been working and supporting an indoient
father and two other brothers. 10 and u
years old. who won't work at all
John Shields. driver OF one OF the
mail wagons. reports that at II O'Clock
last night three men were hanging about
the rear OF the stable at 20 Fountain
street When he opened the rear door
the men were on a fence. One OF them.
who carried n dark lantern, flashed the
light I'm his. Shields. face. and told him
that n he did not close the door he would
blow his. Shields. head OF
William J. Flannery was ordered 10 be
committed TO the state institution for the
insane by Judge Sweetland today. Flan-
merry was on the United States repair ship
Vulcan ih the Hispano- American war.
There he had trouble with the petty OF.
GERS. was removed to another ship and
kept In irons for s2 days. Later he was
discharged from the service because he
was OF unsound mind. For the past two
years he has been unable to keep his en-
ployment and latteriy has manifested
suicidal tende6cy.