Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1902-10-29
THE BOSSUS
MEATIN.
A PowrfuI Federatshun The Nation al
Enthusistive One.

bossus In the Republican party
held theare furst meatin for the
yeare tonight In Kupps hall on Jug
Run
The feduration on bossus was or.
ganized by the elecshun of won OF
hour number-a big boss for cheer.
man on the elecshun ov Simon 81.
plunket as secretary, who by virtue
of his offus Is repoarter two the pa
pers. The secetary brought out
great applous, when In SIGH a dig
nified manner he tuck his seat bi
the deaske.
Theare wus present In awl pur-
sons frum Systersvtlle, q from Mid
dlebourne, 2 from McUIioy, from
Sentervil and cash nv the uther
destrists uses reposiuted besydes
all NV hour cand, dates wus presant
bat Grant Mai6eld and he was not
present fur he was not hour mon.
Sam Blackley wus elected treas
ner. This wus the offus 81 wanted
but he didn't get. but 81 makes a
good secretary and will wright to
the papers. After the fedurashun
wus organised the presedant STAYED
the objict OF the meatin, which he
sed wus to form more purtect fed
erashun Nv the bossus and la plans
for the elecshun Nv hour presant
can ydates and to find sum wun
fule enuf to run for sircut clerk
against Grant Maifeld.
As he stated the last objict, sum
long hared fule from Muculroy
CALCULATED, Pm fur Mayfeald."
This ssstaitment r.zed the tImper
US the secetary, whose name as a
foarsed Is Simon Seplunket and he
Made an eloquent speach.
He sed as iollows.we must stadne
together.
He sed, sed he. we must. elect
hour men. He sed Shaynur ives
naimed bi Us an we must elect him,
(chairs). He sad l have alwas bin
republican and full Nv ENTHUSIASM
but fuller now than ever, bat heare
sum wun brawled out, "You are
full NV Hickman ticker" but 1t did
not annoi the speaker and he
spoke on; we must elect Hickman.
The long haze fule sed why? and
81 sed they hev only he'd 1t 81
yearse and he sed I favor the Hick-
man haven the ffus forever.
Sixty-six yearse ago the Hick-
mans sined my CRATE granfather's
license and want my create, crate,
gratest gran children two say the
saim thing and he sed my CRATE
granfather married my CRATE gran
muther (chairs) and he sed just
think NV SIGH an upstart as Car
ents Long wanting to bea Kounty
clurk and he sed he hadn't cents
epuff and 81 agin sed l want the
Htckmaps to alwas hold the ofus
and aglu sum WIN spoke out and
sed, ST you are iule, / want the
ofus the next time miself and ST
sed mebbe am but he sed favor
votin' fur the Hickman to hoald
the offus forever and agin the pres
edent pyles 1t up and Simon ST.
plunket you ar fule / want the
offus the next TYNE and 81 sed
mebbe I am. 81 wus fur harmuny.
The president had bin drinking
Red Rye. The secetary had bin
drinking two but not enof two
make fule NV himself. In fact, we
had all BIN drink In more
or less and moast Nv is
more TOR durin' the evenin'
In sum woiy we had got ouside Nv
& ksgs nv bear and 8 gallons nv
ticker. The secetory closed his
speach amid cheirs.
After 81 had spoken at CRATE
length the presedant Pyles 1t up
and sed wea must la sum plans by
which wea ma hoap to win, then
the secetary bin a snort Teller sed
[ move the tollern resilushuns be
adopted, which ives adopted amid
cheirs and thin we drunk, this Is
the resilushun,
Resolved tibet we win. Thin the
bossus chelred and the candidates
grinued.
Seckend Re olved that we win bi
impudents. thin they clapped THAR
hands.
Third Resolved that we win by
Ticker. It wus To bea sean that
this part Nv the resilushun pleased
every wun and sum wun sed ST Is
snort and 81 sed yes.
The last Nv the resilushun wus
Resolved that we win bi money and
fhof tho 20 o6odofec he ~.,oId -