The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1902-03-07


as he passed it in the night "And what
was it like?' asked the priest. lit was
like nothing SO much as a big ass" said
Patrick, Wildleyed. $50 home. Pat. and
be easy replied the priest, soothingy;
you've only seen your own shadow
Exchange
she had broken herself OF the habit of
occsa s"nally fishing for compliments. and
she liked above all things to hear him say
Low he priced her. But this time she
was taken off her guard and spoke
heuglrlessly.
ma rried us, wasn't it?' she asked.
yes he answered, without looking
up from his paper.
'Tlrat S a good deal of money. George
she suggested and then waited for him
to throw down his paper and say: Not
for such Il treasure or something like
that, but he didn't. Instead. he replied
with a depth of feeling that was unusual:
"Wefl. 1t certainly Was too much
She hasn't been much Of al angler
since.-Tit- Bits.
DMuber-"This is the landscape 1
wanted you to suggest title for
Critteek Rather IMPRESSIONS
tic Why not call it :Homs?'
iOritteek- there's mo place
like it."-Tit- Bits.
How she recognized him by his picture,
| according to the st. Louis Post Dispatch:
"Ehere is certain young man in the
old city hall who never nowadays allows
his temper to get ruft1ed while ut the
| telephone. \ few days ago he eemN not
get the number he desired See here,
| nanfpOI 11n -1,M
you don't know who ! am was the
composed reply. We'll, I'll find cut, and
| that blamed quick, to- L know Eou
though came in soft. easy tones. I've
seen your picture. You're at the old
f dGr h@ nto The t yS"ns %an Rr hs
claimed deightedly, where. in the news
papers: No. was the merry reply, 4on
! He mad asked the Boston maiden for a
kiss "Oh. sir" she cried. bushing,
IL have never been kissed in all ing life"
We'll. | suppose somebody has got to
break the ice.'' replied the practical
young Philadelphia Record.
! Some years ago ut Mardi C1ras bail
ut the Hopkins Institute of Art. !, man,
masked, approached woman, masked.
and asked hel for Il dance, as is consid-
cred right and proper at N1ardi Gras.
But l don't know you, sir.' said the
taking as big Il risk MS you are" retortcd
the man.-San Francisco Argonaut.
| An Amateur Photographers Mistake
She was rather inclined to accept
him, till he took Il picture Of her. That
was too much. so she said No." Il
| see: He developed the wrong negative"
]-Fhlladelphia Evening Bulletin.
! FoGs-NI heard pretty compliment
for you the other day.
Mrs: Passay-"Indeed May | ask
| what it wasp
Fegg-~i heard someone say how pref
Mrs Passay-"U sed to be! Do you
| call that Il compliment? | call it an
obituary notice -Tit-Bits.
sonnething.-Rriggs-'I donated my
knowle,lgment from the president"
| Griggs-"Was he pleased?" Briggs
He wrote that every little helps -Har-
| Mrs. Crimsonbeak-" SEQ by this wire
less telesraph;. while at sea. one ship
can communicate with another
Mr.. Crimsonbeak-"O ship can talk
back ::X IT. t? 3: another:"
"Well. that's an additional reason WHY
they. should he called sister shiDs. -
Yonkers Statesman.
Enough Said.-Ca**idy-"Oi hear
Casey-"Ht did 500
Cassity-"An' phwat did We do?'
Casey@I did Flanagan. "-Philadcl-
An Accident.-"Oh. Johnr' exclaimed
the pride as the engine pulled ahead and
Whirled them away from their friends,
1--WE torn my dress Il thought some
| thing would happen when you stepped
on the train.' he replied. -Baltimor
| News.
Toni suppose professional pugil-
Isl; n, may properly be called box par
Dick-"Sure. Pugilists don't do much
but talk" Philadelphia Press
Pleasing Opprobrium.-Little Jimmie
| dad and ma said was a little heath
en-" Aunt Jane-"How dreadful! Aren't
You sorry?'' mo, not if they buy: me d
Christmas present with the money that's
in the missionary box. Life
-:O:--
Well Begun.-'Havc you made any
progress with your new noyel?" asked
his friend. "Oh, YES" said the hustling
young author. I've selected name
Hanson-7'"There was time couldn't
abide Pugleigh; but declare if he hasn't
become really agreeable of late.' Trys-
| ter-''You don't mean itr' Hanson-
Yes; he hasn't called at my place for
month or two Boston Transcript.
Ladlord- rent of this suite OF
rooms is $50 week, including water
| Col. Kentuck-tHow much without the
| water:'-Judge. -. ,.5.14E