New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1902-05-03
THE TALK OF THE DAY.


City Journal" Ought 10 stand well with Senator
Clark the Montana multi-millionare. When Clark
was young and poor he taught school year near
Georgetown, Pettis County. Then, having heard
of the gold discoveries in Montana he determined
10 20 there and seek his fortune. and he borrowed
the money from Major Beck with which to make
the trip
How long" asked the youth. ought young
man 10 be acquainted with girl, Miss Flyppe,
before he may venture to call her by her first
How long have you known me?" she asked in
About six months"
We'll. II he's the right young man, that's a long
enough time
but you're not the right young man, Mr.. spoon
amore." -tChicagO tribune.
Under an insurance law enacted in Germany
several years ago thirty million people receive IN
return for nominal sum free medical attendance.
The theory was that suffering humanity would re-
celve cheap and effective relief from IT'S bodily
Ills but in practice there are many drawbacks.
The doctors hired by the State hold that they are
expected to do too much for the pay they get. In
Munich they get only about SO per annum. In or
der to keep down expenses. the doctors are in
clined to impress upon the patients that nothing
is the trouble with them.
But don't you want to be an angcl7" asked the
NO, / don't" replied tho up-to-date little girl.
because they wear the same kind of clothes
year after year while the fashions changing
They're awfully behind the tlmes"-,Chicaso Post
public spirited prophet OF st Louis who had
predicted that the world would come 10 end
this year. has postponed the event until 1912 in
order TO allow OF the holding OF the exposition
on on, do you think .s. this photograph
And Percy answered, with a laugh:
INDEED, II does yoI mercy
philadelphia Record.
Many OF the Beers In the British concentration
camps are employing their leisure time In studying
Ia nd by "a.
time the is over they expect to utilize their
knowledge.
u wanted to show" she said, that woman Is
maligned. that brevity is quite rs much her at
had 10 saw Yes. '' D. "''' ~ "'''' nc P'0poS'u
Yo1 at have hs s"a When Ee
NO you have TO explain why you say Il, and tell
thing. "-lChcago Post.
Frank Hugh O"DonneI. formerly member OF
Parliament from Galway. Ireland. although a
Roman Catholic, is writing series OF letters for
an Irish paper against allowing the Jesuits to
control university education. lie asserts that IN
every Catholic country in the world the Jesuits
are the constant enemies OF intellectual and po-
nucaI freedom that their politics and casuistry
are reactionary and intolerant in the last de-
gree" that their system of education In a score
OF centuries has produced fanatics and inhdels''
and that they everywhere a danger to ma
tional union" Mr.. O'Donnell holds also the opin-
Ton that 'the intervention OF the clergy in the field
and often disastrous"
Yes our parlor carpet is ruined"
one moth did 1t all"
Fact! My husband saw this moth flying around.
a ad an nsRtef Ia lamp Ep'S on the ' %
Press
An American tourist in Scotland cites new ex-
| ample of 1.-THE American INVASION" showing that
| what Is usually considered the most thoroughly
uIyatI IONS he mo
BLACK Watch" Regiment. drills according to West
Point tactics, is armed with Springfield rifles and
IT'S band wears uniforms cut I'm New-York. uses
Instruments made In Chicago and plays sousa's
marches.
Merchant-What did that man want?
Clerk-He didn't seem to know.
Merchant-What was he kicking about when he
Cierk~I suppose he kicking because he didn't
| get it.-(Philadelphia Press
| story is told negro evangelical minister
| who held night services in a chapel formerly used
| by the Anglican Church. In a hymnal which had
| been left he found old familiar hymn suitab BILE
| for his sermon, but the Roman number CXIX
| somewhat confused him. and he was embarrassed
| as to how TO announce the hymn. AS the GUS
| TOM he read the stanzas through, seeming still
| confused He then reread the first stanza which
| did not seem to aid him In helping the congregR-
| ton now very much bewildered. Proving re-
| doubtabe he Strengthened himself up, and seemed
| TO grasp the situation at glance, and in stem
torian voice exclaimed. Brethren, let sing the
| Skee-six hymn"
Goodness! how that railroad stock does huctu-
| ate"
| yes It's a wise railroad stock that knows its
| own par Philadelphia Press.
THE sedalia CMo1 Democrat" says: Call the
| Iathrop camp what you may. British American
1t is not likely the horse and mule rasers of Clin-
| ton County would vote in favor of abolishng II
| so long as they dispose of their stock at the
| prices It has commanded the last few years"
My son." says the poor mother, wears the
J blue"
'Ah. my good woman says the phanthropist
here's twenty dollar bill for you. And do you
| never feel anxious at thinking of the brave lad
| daring the dangers OF the tented field and er-er-
| what regiment does he belong tor"
| Regiment" asks the thankful tuck
| ing the twenty away HE is a messenger boy, kind