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The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1902-12-18
BraIn.Eood Nonsense.

Another ridiculous food tad has been
branded by the most competent authorities.
They have dispelled the silly notion that
one kind of food is needed fol- brain, anoth-
er tor muscles, and still another for bones.
A correct diet will not only nourish par
ticular part of the body, but it W II sustain
every other part. Yet however good your
food may be, It's nutriment is destroyed by
indigestion or dyspepsia. You must prepare
for their appearance Or prevent their COM
ing by taking regular doses of Green's
August Flower, the favorite medicine OF
the healthy millions. A few doses aids di-
gestlon, stimulates the liver to healthy
action, purihes the blood, and makes you
feel buoyant and vigorous. You can get
DR.. G. G.. Green's reliable remedies at
Hanson & Emerson. Get Green's Special
Almanac.
The dairy products of Wisconsin now
rival in value all the animals sold, each
being worth about $27, 100000 per an
mum. Little more than half of the
state is in farms. The average area of
farm is lit acres.
Poor Mi1Iionare.
Lately starved in Losdor tcaus
could not digest is TODD. Early use of DIR.
Kings New Life Pills would have saved
him. They strengthen the stomach, aid
digestion, promote assimilation, improve
appetite. Price 25c. Money back if not
satisfied. Sold by Fiesler & McNeice,
druggists.
It is estimated that the bees Of the
United States have produced during
the season just closed 100000 worth
of honey and wax.
A national technical institute will be
located in Indianapolis. The fund for
it's erection has been started by pres
ent of $4,000 from George McCul-
Tough.
Henry L. Shattuck Of Shellsburg, Iowa,
was cured of stomach trouble with which
he had been afflicted ter years, by four boxes
of Chamberlains Stomach and Liver Tab
Lets. He had previously tried many other
remedies and number of physicians with
out relief For sale by Hansen & Emerson
druggists.
E r r
Money orders, the value Of which
had not been drawn, brought $500, 900
to the English government last year.
Three sharks have been captured at
Penzance. England, within the past
month. The last measured six feet in
length.
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The disease of Liver Complaint Is
alarmingly prevalent and dangerous.
Mull's Pioneer LIVER Cure has brought
healthto hostofsuherers. S1.OOdraft
In each s1.0o box as guarantee. 2sc.
For sale by Hanson 8 Eme rson.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1902-12-18
The St. PauICa DER

For SoS.
six sheets l0x15 inches ~ beaunHH
reproductions, in colo.s, Of pc e
drawings by BrysUn. 10 low read! toi
distribution and will b, N allied O. re
csipt of twenty -five Us aaI--co,h OF
stamps. Address f. a. Miller, Gen
raj Passenger A rent, G. cago.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1902-12-18

or in other words, men with
good sound hearts, are not very
numerous. Tie incre asing
number of sudden deaths from
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1902-12-18
3aot beps rsnaded into atkiug some

Doaot hepe rsnaded into atking some
aea,c,ns Cos Rocky Mountain lea There
il nothing like it. IS cts, no more no less.
yalison x Emerson.
In 1880 the United States had ZOE
button factories and in 1900 had 28S,
with capital Of $4,210.o oe. using az,
nually material worth $2.8o3, 0ce. turn
ing out product worth 1865, eco.
There are 2S7 trusts. The fetal
amount of capital stock issued by the
trusts scheduled is S5,S03, 231. 600 and
Of bonds outstanding $1,169, PIT, PSI.
making total capitalization Of $6,972,-
44S,S51.
BIop
DR.. e. Detchon's Anti Diuretic.
May be worth to you more than 500 il
YOU have child who soils bedding from in
conference of water during sleep. Cures
old and Young alike. 1t arrests the trouble
at once 81. Sold by Fiesler & McNeice.
Whether we are going to become a
tainly going to be rice producing
country, the rice product increasing
65.OOO.OO0 pounds the past year. Where
the land is so situated that the neces-
sary irrigation can be secured it is
proving one Of the most profitable
crops to raise.
The best physic- Chamberlains Stomach
and Liver Tablets. Easy to take. Pleas
ant fin effect For sale by Hanson x Emer-
son druggists.
When you awake in the morning feeling
like the end of misspent life, your mouth
full o. FIR and your soul full Of regrets, Ike
Rocky Mountain Tea. Great Medicine.
Hanson & Emerson
ALI unfortunate brickmaker at Ho-
nan, China, has been fined 10000
bricks for misdeed. The alternative
was to be beaten and handed over to
mandarin.
Rounds out the. h GLOW pla s; smooths
out lines that creep about ones lace; woos
roses back to faded cheeks. That is what
Rocky Mountain Tea does. IS cts. Han
son I. Emerson
!. 4. I.
A man named Sourivieff has been ar
rested in st. Petersburg on the charge
Of numbering his wife by piercing her
brain through the ear with a strong,
long hatpin.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1902-12-18

A man named Sourivieff has been ar
rested in st. Petersburg on the charge
Of numbering his wife by piercing her
brain through the ear with a strong,
long hatpin.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1902-12-18

The disease of Liver Complaint 10
alarmingly prevalent and dangerous.
Aull's Pioneer LIVER Cure has brought
healthto ahostofsufferers. s1.OOdrait
In each S1.O0 box as guarantee. Csc.
For sale by Hanson 8 Eme rson.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1902-12-18

Editor S. A. Brown, of BENEFITS vile, S
c., was at one time Immensely surprised.
Through long suffering from Dyspepsia"
he writes, .'my wife was greatly run down.
She mad no strength OF v'ger and suffered.
great distress from her stomach, but she
tried Electric Bitters which helped her at
once, and, alter using feur bottles she is
entirely well. can eat aaything. It's =
grad tonic. and its gentle laxative qualities
,plare sndid for torpid liver indigestion
geston, Loss Of Appetite, Stomach aad
LAYER troubles it's positive rguarsntee
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1902-12-18
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A Cure for Cholera Infantum.

Last May, says Mrs. Curtis Baker, Of
B 'okwalter Ohio, an infant child of our
neighbor's was suffering from cholera infsn-
tum. The doct had given up all hopes Of
recovery. i took bottle of Chamberlain's
Collie, Cholera and Darrhoea Remedy TO the
house, telling them 7 felt sure it would do
good if used according to directions. In
two days time the child had fully recovered
and is now (nearIy year since) vigorous,
healthy g,r. l have recommended this
Remedy frequently and have never known
it to fail in single Instance. For sale by
Hanson 4 essen druggists.
I. /. +
The sunners of the German warship
Kaiser Friedrich Ill. have made a new
record for accuracy of fire. With
fifteen centimeter gun they fired eight
shots a minute at moving target, all
of which were hits.
CanÌƒon City record. [volume] (CanÌƒon City, Colo.) 1883-192?, 1902-05-08
Turned the Laugh on Twain.

Sir Wcmyss Reid, who has just
returned from America, has had a
friendly bout with Mark Twain over
the dinner table and come off We
torious.
Mark Twain was chatting Sir We
myss on the vagaries of English
pronunciation. "You spell a name
B-e-a-u-c-h-a-m-p and pronounce it
Marchbanks," he said.
"And you do precisely the same
thing" replied Sir Wemyss.
"What do you mean?" asked Mark
Twain.
"Well, you spell your name
Clemens and you pronounce it
Twain. London Chronicle.
CanÌƒon City record. [volume] (CanÌƒon City, Colo.) 1883-192?, 1902-05-08
The Canals on Mars.

The so called canals on Mars,
discredited as such of late years,
are, according to Sir Robert, canals
after all. He says that they are not
the work of nature, because nature
does not work on straight lines.
These canals, with the assured ex-
istence of arctic and tropical re-
gions, Sir Robert says, are indica-
tions that human life is existent on
Mars. No permanent water and no
river can be discerned in Mars.
What astronomers see are straight
lines, or, rather, lines falling in
straight circles along the globe.
These are undoubtedly canals in a
great state of development. 1t is
not known that these canals carried
off the ice and snow that melted
during the summer season, but it IS
fact that the observation of the
canals is clearer at the season OF
the year when it may be assumed
that the snow and ice are melting.
CanÌƒon City record. [volume] (CanÌƒon City, Colo.) 1883-192?, 1902-05-08
MUTUAL PITY.

Mark Twain's humor is not quite
understood by the British working
man. Andrew Lang in current
English magazine article tells how
he made this discovery. 1t seems
that he had lent copy of "lyan-
hoe" to the workingman, who duly
returned it with the candid remark
that he hadn't read it through be-
cause there we're so many characters
he couldn't remember them all. The
workman then offered to lend Mr..
Lang book which he said he was
sure he would like. This proved to
be volume of alleged "Wit and
Humor," which, SO far from anus
ing him, caused Mr.. Lang to feel
sad and discouraged. Mr.. Lang in
his turn then read aloud TO the
nottingham what he considered a
very choice extract from one OF
Mark Twain's best books. But the
workingrnan smiled in wintry, per-
functory way, and Mr.. Lang knew
that the man, whom he pitied, pit
led him. So they parted in mutual
commiseration.
CanÌƒon City record. [volume] (CanÌƒon City, Colo.) 1883-192?, 1902-05-08
A Nut Pudding.

A rich and delicious dessert and
one easily served. which is great
consideration, is nut pudding. 10
make it beat separately the volks
and whites of six eggs. To the
yolks add one and half cups Of
granulated sugar, and to the whites.
beaten to the stiffest possible froth,
add three cups of finely chopped or
pounded nuts. Hazelnuts, pecans
or almonds are equally good. Mix
all together lightly and stir in one
teaspoonful of vanilla. Then, last
of all, sift in one teaspoonful OF
baking powder well mixed in one
tablespoonful of -four.
This is to be baked quickly i'll
jelly cake tins and when ready to
serve is to be put together like layer
cake with whipped cream. A pint
of this thoroughly chilled and sea-
soned with flavoring or brandy will
be sufficient to put between layers
and over the top and sides.
CanÌƒon City record. [volume] (CanÌƒon City, Colo.) 1883-192?, 1902-05-08

Rudyard Kipling tells this story
against himself: He had been pre-
senteu to a young lady, who almost
immed ately began to whimper and
whose eyes we're SO full of tears
that he felt compelled to ask if she
were i'll or if anything were the
matter. Looking at him between
her sobs, the disappointed maiden
broke out, "Oh, | thought you were
10 tall and handsome!"
CanÌƒon City record. [volume] (CanÌƒon City, Colo.) 1883-192?, 1902-05-08
Remedy For Coughs.

/. A home remedy for cough is the
following: Take half the quantity
of castor oil that can be purchased
at the druggists for cents and put
it over the fire to simmer. Add q
cupful of granulated sugar and half
a lemon from which the seeds have
been removed. Allow the mixture
to simmer for fifteen minutes or so,
taking care not to let it become
dark in the process. Strain, bottle
and take teaspoonful when the
cough becomes troublesome.
CanÌƒon City record. [volume] (CanÌƒon City, Colo.) 1883-192?, 1902-05-08
EXCURSION RATES

For the National Convention, Trav-
elers' Protective Association of Amer
lea, and for the convention of the Su-
preme Lodge, Ancient Order United
Workmen, Portland, Oregon, $40. 0c
for the round trip. Dates of sales,
May 2S to June g. final return limit
60 days from date of sale.
For the meeting of the Imperial
Council, Mobiles of the Mystic Shrine,
San Francisco, 5000 for the round
trip. Dates of sales, May 2S to June
9, final return limit, so days from date
of sale.
For the biennial meeting, knights
of Pythias, San Fancisco, $1,000 fol
the round trip. Dates of sales, Au-
gust 40, final limit to September 30.
For full particulars regarding di.
verse routes, side rides, stop overs,
etc.. call on or write
ID. N. GARRETT, Agent.
McNelly g. Blackburn for good
,,aats 20tf
CanÌƒon City record. [volume] (CanÌƒon City, Colo.) 1883-192?, 1902-05-08
ALL OVER The HOUSE.
Something About Rugs, Which Have
Displaced Carpets.

Displaced Carpets.
Rugs have largely displaced car
pets in American homes of recent
years.
The modern hygienic housewife
insists upon having movable floor
coverings because they can be kept
80 much cleaner
For people who rent, too, rugs
are found in the long run to be
cheaper, because with change of
residence they can be more easily
fitted than carpet to the new
floors.
There are few facts which the
woman who buys rugs for her house
needs to know. Persian rugs lead
all the rest in artistic design as
well as coloring. Ten dollars is
what square foot of the best Per-
sian rug is worth, and it took sim
gle weaver twenty-three days to
complete that portion.
The Turkish rugs from Si~as are
made of wool and are woven i'll al
most every hamlet and home. Ev.
cry poor family has as part OF
their house furnishings rugs which
are very valuable. but which they
will not part with except in time OF
the direst need.
The SMYRNA rugs are compara-
lively inferior in quality. Their
name is derived from the mart to
which they are brought for sale.
They are made in the interior from
the Angora goats coarse hair.
Yuruk rugs are made by band
of nomads in the mountains of Ana
tolia. These are rugs of firm, even
texture woven from the wool OF the
fine focks of sheep.
CanÌƒon City record. [volume] (CanÌƒon City, Colo.) 1883-192?, 1902-05-08
ELLA B. cHRISTY. M. D.

Obstetrics and Diseases of Child
rem speciality.
Office at residence on Lincoln Avenue,
Lincoln Park.
CanÌƒon City record. [volume] (CanÌƒon City, Colo.) 1883-192?, 1902-05-08
City
Property

,,, n. roo ,.,., 49,. -
cellar. furnace heater. good location
st0OO
o,5 oo,,.. a. - ,.-,.,. ,..,,,
range. large brick harm one LOT siI
blocks from p. o.. easy term. so5D
,5a six room b,,ct so,,h s,.n, Ia,
4lxIoD AZ hIocts IRON, u n n;c.,
lawn and sbad. trees s24IO
pa naw tou, room, nr.s.ad hr;.,
GOOD Ioc,t;n,, 4, So,,,h raso, Siano
CanÌƒon City record. [volume] (CanÌƒon City, Colo.) 1883-192?, 1902-05-08

McNelly & Blackburn for good
meats. zStf
The Jennings daily record. [volume] (Jennings, La.) 1900-1903, 1902-06-06

Just re;.elved another car OF
Norris P3mps for irri -,Htln~
,y".j.> Louisiana Machine u Well
NDrN. CO. to-. .!ennin@A,,.LIa.t t9 I
The Jennings daily record. [volume] (Jennings, La.) 1900-1903, 1902-06-06
s.i,1;E,<tr ErNI.M,

:priuw fever ts another name Tor
1t is more serious team
=; people Jhilatl- y torpid ltN-T ana
, ,.,iye bowels mean poisoned Sys-
.,r.. 4 neglected. serI0ns illness may
allow such symptoms Dew lit ; little
CARLY Ri~ere remove all dang ~ by
Stimulating the liver, opening the
,owe!s and cleansing the syet5tm OF
urpvrities Safe pills. Never grlpe-
- have taken DeWitt's Little Early
Ri.tlS for torpid liver every Sprlng
.or Years writ $ Il. NJ. 2TerlN
oundsviIe. ". Va. They co lh'
,,n,.n "uod than anything I Halse eve
.l.,ed. DR.. Terry's Drug St.lre.
The Jennings daily record. [volume] (Jennings, La.) 1900-1903, 1902-06-06
L,ouor Interests In Politics.
Special to the Record.

Special to the Record.
Pittsburg, Pa, June g. A
national conference of represent
atives of the liquor interests was
begun in Pittsburg today and it
is expected that before adjourn,
ment a political organization Will
have been perfected to work for
the interests of al! branches OF
the liz uor industry. The move
ment, which was started nearly
"a year ago, owes its origin t. TIE
fact that the liquor manufactur
ers and dealers fee! that in view
of the political activity ssf the tenn
Derance and reform clement, an
opposition organization, ppIltlc"'
in character and n:tU2ernai II
scope, it is necessary TO- sine n T.
tual protection % rhose. e.tGtitg ,'G.
IN the iiqu n oIsiae>|. i - *
pected 90 en- bra. in tnA IA M
bership OF the ne y org @1:z:a.t'o;
the national VIII ,!es5te IlYuo"
dealers association, the n2tj A'1sV'
distiiiers association ~ brewers.
and I'LL lcinar q o.. .aEizJtio2>.
The Jennings daily record. [volume] (Jennings, La.) 1900-1903, 1902-06-06
Notice..

In accordance with the provis-
ions af Art. so of the constitut ton
of 1898, we hereby give public
notice of cur intention Of apply
ing to the General Assembly OF
the State of LouuiSiant, lt its
regular session of 1902, for the
enactment Of a bill appr0Driatin&
from any funds in the treasury
not otherwise appropriate. the
sum of $4,000, as the state co!
Iected, enormously, during the
years 1896 to 1900, inclusive,
from us license tax Of $500
lmnuaIl, when by law We were'
rot titb}e for said tax, except iu!.
500 90, annually, for the years
1859 ana 1890.
ClTIuEHEs' BANK.
jennings, H., May -, 1902.
The Jennings daily record. [volume] (Jennings, La.) 1900-1903, 1902-06-06
Nosice Of Stockholders E.eaxing.

ina annual meeting Of the
g, t.z.. ,,Iers. OF the i'Arlr!e
A.,nt.aj >:tn ad Miuera! Company
Limited, ,,l1Hjded for bm Article
" Of rh> Charter, to. ~:%,t;t tive
y Directors TOR the yM"y ending
Jane TO-, 1908, and for t2e pur-
pose Of trausacting sues oJher
business as may property come
before the said meeting, Will be
natd at the. McFarIain HOUSE, IL
ane town of jennings. Ia. Oh
thr tenth day Of june. 1902, Il
.yn - 'cIOctl Il. IA
~ order of the President,
.!%nujugs, la May 81 1902.
ll.If DE SWEET, Secretary.
The Jennings daily record. [volume] (Jennings, La.) 1900-1903, 1902-06-06
G. P. Excursions.

&ening dates April 22iud to 21taI
and May 27t+a to juno
,ra. inclusive. Final r@anrn limlb
iA DAVIS from date Of ssaie. Stop
over privilege going or returnl ,HH4,
10 return via Ogden and Denver
Pur,. 81 20 for the round trip
tyo!Onlst>s fares ." California;,
-,au francisco and AL points TAX
Jas: same second CLASS rates. On
sale daily during the month Of
March and Aprl!, 1902. Rates,
$50. 90, one way, only.
jennings to Chicagoandreturn
la,e of sale June Is, Is, 20 and %.
.rnaI return limit Sept. Il rate
% % for round trip.
Jennings to ST, Louis date sale
June Is, 16, 20 and %. Return
im;t Sept. II, rate S22 So FOL
FOUND trip.
The Jennings daily record. [volume] (Jennings, La.) 1900-1903, 1902-06-06

\ new supply just printed at
he RECORD.
The Jennings daily record. [volume] (Jennings, La.) 1900-1903, 1902-06-06

Yes Morses for fruit jars.
The Jennings daily record. [volume] (Jennings, La.) 1900-1903, 1902-06-06
Legal Blanks.

blank &ut"s.
..auG Leases,
.g,w Contracts,
cd Land Leases,
Crop Mortgages,
Property Leases,
Right Of Way Deeds.
j rigAt;on Contracts.
n:nai iI,ra1e Mortgages,
Dl&or blanks in stock 1t the
RECORD OFFICE.
The Tucson citizen., 1902-10-20
NATURAL HISTORY.

Ostriches live to the age Of about
sixty years.
The mandarin duck is one of the
most beautiful Of aquatic birds.
So voracious is the cod that it will
swallow anything it sees in motion.
An eel has two separate hearts. One
beats 90. the other 160, times minute.
A ladybird can travel 10000, ,000.0 900
times its own length in an hour. In
that time sloth can only travel fifty
times its own length.
There is no country in the world in
which the raven is not found to be ma
tive; it is also the only bird known TO
ornithologists which Is of such cosmo
pOlitan character.
Only one existing reptile can sustain
itself in the air. This is the flying
dragon of the East Indies. 1t has no
real wings, but can glide from tree to
tree like flying squirrel.
The common house fly usually pro-
duces the note + in flying. To do SO
it must vibrate its wings 1876 times d
second. The honey bee sounds \,
which means that its wing vibrations
are. 440 to the second.
The Tucson citizen., 1902-10-20
Firat Analysis OF AeroIites.

In 1896 Il stone weighing fifty-six
pounds was exhibited in London. II
was said to have fallen from the sky
in Yorkshire in the previous December,
but this statement was received with
great incredulity. At that time Sir 10.
seph Banks was president of the Royal
society, and he noticed strong re-
semblance between the Yorkshire stone
and one sent to him from Siena, in 1t.
ally. which was said to have fallen
from the sky. Two or three years lat.
er. he received an account of fall of
stones near Benares, in Hindustan. A
chemical analysis of the stones from
all three sources proved them to be
identical in composition, and increduli-
ty as to their meteoric origin began
to give way.-Notes and Queries.
The Tucson citizen., 1902-10-20
Eccentricitiea of Englisb.

There is a new maid in the family
a Swedish girl. who has many things
besides language to learn, says an eX-
change. Her new mistress, who is q
young wife with husband many
years her senior, is trying TO instruct
her. One of the lessons was upon
bread, the girl being told that she
should speak Of bread which had lost
its freshness as stale, and not old. The
girl was sure to remember this. for
she was quick to learn, and she did
So the young wife knew when few
days later the maid remarked to her
confidentially:
''It is too bad. isn't it, that your
husband is so much more stale than
you arew-Detroit Free Press.
The Tucson citizen., 1902-10-20
he TOOK THE SHOWER BATH
And 1t Drove Him From the YOsem~
lite Back DO New England.


lite Back 10 New England.
After week of little journeys, strik.
ing here and there a few miles to alb
sorb the Yosemite valley from dozen
coignes OF vantage, we were whipping
the Illilouette one afternoon~for noun
tain trout, says the Worlds Work.
Tomorrow" said a Voice, Il shah
take shcwer bath under the seven
teen hundred foot fall"
YOU, said another voice, "are q
fool
"Not at ALL" came back argumenta.
lively. The rivers very low. What
there is Of it turns to spray in the
first hundred feet; it will simply come
down like rain. Why, you'd go under
the Bridal Veil yourself. Only that's
prosaic. This is something big. Come
on
Not IL
But l was there to see. The water,
as he had said, came down, consid.
erable part of it, in rain and spray
that few out on the wind incredible
distances. But to crawl down, dressed
in bathing suit. closer to the main
stream that falls to the pool and upon
the rocks with a murderous swish in
the air and roar like a. railway train
when it strikes was daring to fool
hardness. At any moment a veering
wind might swing the whole mass upon
the tall, slim figure backing tentative
~ on all fours down the jagged talus
slope. his eyeglass pebbles glinting
cheerfully. A steady breeze kept the
fall swung out little the other way,
and the spray burgeoned out far up
the other slope. The roar was deafen-
ing.
4 All at once the wind shifted, the
water swung back, and In a fash the
human figure was blotted out in del
uge that turned me sick. For sec
ond-that seemed an hour-it played
on the spot fendishly, it seemed to
me, standing Mortified there, and then
slowly it swept away.
d Aud then there was. movement, o
painful crawling movement, down there
on the slope. and scrambled down the
slippery rocks to help blinking, creep
ing, much surprised youth, bleeding
from hundred cuts, up>to where his
clothes lay. He was still too dazed to
speak. When his breath returned and
his extra glasses were perched again
on his nose. he said:
.~rhe oceans fell upon me! For Gods
sake, come back to New England"
And we went.