Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1902-09-14

TRIO owl car is one which continues to
,,o after the hands OF the city hall
,,ock have clRsped and slid over the
Roman figures which signify midnight.
o. bv another loose definition, 1t might
be called electricity propelled box. quite
s-couentIy Offering refuge 70 feverish
inebriatcs
To return to good old English words,
vhv 40 "drunks" love TO ride upon the
The first place the open seat. are very
cool. and. In the second place, people who
know say that lo~e of movement is a
striking characteristic of DRINKS" Once
tlaore was q young man with lots OF
money in his Own name who went 10 COL
studying he would get on a jig and hustle
OF to Mexico or South Africa or to the
Elondike. And on these trips he would
90 tbs most amusing th!nEs-but that
would make big book, which might be
called Double Views OF the World For
One Price"
Then these gay fellows, who whfrl
about in the OWL car because they have
not the price 10 take flying trips around
me world must be inpulsive, hish-strunE
beings who have became hilariou. over
dainty glasses of wine which once FLUSHED
n the grape on SONS sunny. Italian wine
hill. Not much; tha usual ali-nishter is
as stoiid as china puE-doE. and he gets
loaded on oid-ttn1c, smoky spirits which
rasps the throat like red-het carpet lacks
and which he sucks from a pint uckler
JUST TO ILLUSTRATE
To take a particular example Of these
peculiar folk: TWO Of them start out at s
o'clock in the evening and take aboard
quite q few appedzers before supper.
After this maybe they will take in the
Casino and now the red-eye begins to get
IN its work and makes the blood dance
at q lively quick-step. AND then the
drops;ttch stockings and sauEe and music
and skirts cause the two jewellers who
have been taken as examples, to feel as
= they were floating on pink clouds and
that their salary will be doubled rs soon
rs they set foot On earth again.
Some ladies' say that descriptions OF
the pleasant sensations attendant on tax
ing potadons should never be set down:
that they have bad influence on young
Inela. But those who know say that the
ladies' need not bother, for the pleasant
sensations are not all. Nature Is the
wiSest mother in the world; she spanks
with an impartial and kindly but rough
land. Those who know say that after a
elbow has had big time at night, next
Jay he is visited by r. Z. MorEe and
Mex 1foruins.
Mex Mornins is when a man feels like
n Italian family had just moved out of
his mouth and as If the devil were beat
Ing rag-tiuae OF his temples with the
jagged end Of railroad spike. R. E.
is nothing left for him to do but live
on the interest of his debts: that the |
solar system is a hollow charm; that he |
must swear of Immediately or bust.
LIQUOR AND MOTION.
But TO return TO our TWO examples Of |
all-nighters:
After the Casino they take aboard a |
few more smiles and then enjoy the
switchback, steam-launch. merry-go-
round and ell such machines which seem
10 have been designed especially to make
the head spin. After this they adjourn
TO the RathskeIler and stick there until
The doors are shut and the porches
cleared. Now you think that If you were
in their places you would 90 straight |
horne TO bed-but you wouldn't For
those who know ali about such matters
Eay that they would rather ha burned
alive than go to bed with the head spin
mig one hundred and fifty times to the
second, and with the nerves In state of
anarchy. You would do just like they
do-they get on the front platform of an
electric car and put their feet up on the
front rail.
The steady slide of the car and cool
rush Of the air revives them to such an
extent that the four rails narrowing down
10 point many squares away, look to
fnrr- erIit he IA
parable, where they won have to pay
bills any more and where they VII get
five hundred dollars a month for doing
nothing.
AS ME WEARS ON.
BY this time the city is asleep and ST.
lent save when echo springs from sons
night polioerlans number twelve
extra broad and Chaps and flaps from
val to wall and dies away In Penften-
HarT Bottom or Jackson Ward. The