Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1902-01-03
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the toggcry of white Wing"
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Things being quiet, Three cheers
for Chief Durkin.
The bargain sale rush promises to |
equal the holiday crowd.
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There will he something doing in
Columbus tomorrow.
"Original' Foraker men are some
what more numerous than they were.
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Maybe Mr. Hanna might profit by
his faithful followers declaring for
clean streets.
The low pressure appears not to
have made the gus bills materially
lower.
Somebody's blufiing mt Columbus,
Somebody's Bluff will fall with deep
dull thud ut the show down tomorrow.
| For SO brisk war the list of candi-
dates in Columbus is, thus far, SUR
prisingly small.
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Following so closely upon the holi-
days, it will require great audacity
for some folks to go to the poultry
show OF look the turkeys in the face.
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| Children might play on the streets
without soiing their clothes. Mayor
Doyle. But they would do well to wait
till the millennium arrives.
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The announcements that Mayor Doyle
contemplates attending the next Farm
ers' institute to get tips ON making
good roads Is probably an error.
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| 1t Is quite possible that If Mr.. Car
negie were properly approached, he
might offer the County enough money
for new Court House.
If present plans are not upset, Berce
Park may soon be one that Will offer
almost unprecedented convenience for
those who are accustomed to hold
down benches In the park"
a
Simply because Postmaster Ebright
can have pulverzed bills redeemed. it
does not necessarily follow that people
have right to be careless about leav-
Ing their pockctbooks where Fido or
Rex can find them.
Missouri Is not the only place where
they raise fine fruits. Summit county
horticulturalists know their business.
and Mr. Aaron Teeple IL lender
among them. He could tell of straw
berries which would make everyone
long for June, and he also knows good
. apples when he sees them.
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A New York publishing firm recently
ly received n letter from a school
trustee of which the following is a
verbatim copy, except as to place and
persons:
Waydown, Dee 26, 1901.
Mr.. John Smith.
Sir: In reply to your letter their
Is noe slch man in mi imploy or / don't
noe OF eny or hant hurd of eny.
John Doe.
Scule truste.
Lieutenant Grcenlese Of the Police
department doesn't have great deal
to say but, nevertheless, he has a droll
conception of humor.
Say. Lieutenant" was remarked
that woman forger is pretty smooth y
'ies, she is"
"She surely ought to be arrested. =
absent mindedlyJ
That's right. Ii you see her down
street, please tell her to drop into 20.
lice headquarters, II she has time"
, replied the Lieutenant, In his quiet
, way.
1t was all In such sly cOmlcal nan,
, her that everybody laughed,
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genteel tramp In getting an easy
living by travelling through certain
districts In Pennsylvania giving In,
structons on "Tablo Manners. or, How
to Eat In Polite Society,"" In some
way or other, he got some good clothes
aud saturated himself with the knowl
edge peculiar to a l0.cent treatise on
etiquette. Usually, he charges for the
, instructions, but, once In while. gives
exhibitions free. His plan is to orde,
up a varied and stylish meal. surround
himself with the family, and then fall
TO- II Is always necessary for him tc
do the eating, and by watching the
professor go through the motions the
spectators are expected to gain the nee
cssary information.