The Republican journal., 1902-11-06
CUBE SIGHTS.
From the Atchison Globe. I

From the Atchison Globe
The average town man has more ap-
petite than digestion.
No decent man ever swore an oath
without being ashamed of it.
Some men start wrong, and are late
at every station all through life.
Some people never see fool without
experiencing longing to initiate him.
Women are slow in keeping every
engagement except an engagement to
marry.
The only thing that can be said in
favor of some singers is that they 'sing
by note
\ boys idea of a hero is a boy who
is courageous enough to steal freezer
full of ice cream.
People seem determined to prove
every thief an honest man, and every
honest man thief
When girl can afford to spend only
a little on her Christmas gifts, she be-
longs to the 10-20-30 class.
You never know when women are
having good time: you never know
when they have headache.
We have noticed that when people
have a great deal of company, they
speak of it as ''an awful lot"
Whenever the papers tell of person
sleeping himself to death, mothers look
with some alarm at their boys.
If the proposed settlement of the
strike fails, there is some fear that the
shock may cause relapse to that leg
Whatever dog does, he does openly:
if he wants a sheep, he takes after it.
and keeps going until somebody shoots
at him.
When farmer is given a pair of
slippers, he puts them away to wear
when he is past So and too old to work
on the farm.
We do not believe that any one can
boast of having travelled extensively if
he still has fear of the scorn of eleva-
tor boys.
You can compliment woman by
praising her home, or her children, but
compliments given to a man must be
first hand.
We suppose one reason a imother is
so fond of her boys is that in them she
has found some one who appreciates
her cooking.
Whenever we see girl with Janice
Meredith curl, we long to be boy
again. so that we can give it pull, and
find if it comes out.
To live up to man ideal of her,
woman should never put herself in
position where she has to mend his
socks, and take back talk
There is one thing we know to be i'm
possible to any man: to like the friend
who rebukes him for telling gossip, and
who tells worse.
When a woman complains of being
extremely fragile, some mean man pres
ent quotes statistics to prove that
women live longer than men.
Don't ask your friends to ''show their
hands," you may find that you were
happier before you We're sure they were
doubled up into fists.
What has become of the old-fashion-
ed woman who used to say to her boy,
when he came i'll late, TN attend to
YOUR case after supper
Whenever a woman wants to get in
stab at another woman, she asks her to
be her chaperon, though the woman
who is stabbed is not SIX months older.
The average boy is so starved by meal
time that it is a wonder his mother isn't
afraid to give him solids, without first
breaking his fast with broths.
BE an optimist. Instead of Seeding
your woman folks because they look
around for chances to throw away
money, work yourself to death trying
to earn more
The kind of persons who do dollars
worth of talking with every five cents
worth of business transacted, never
seem to have anything to keep them at
home.
Something is the matter with the law
of waste and economy in this world:
Fowls fit for eating are not the ones
that have plumage fit for trimming
hats.
Botanical note; A fern in a jardi-
Mere and two little sprouts in tin cans,
if put in window, are sufficient to give
the woman who owns them the right to
use the word "fernery.'
A great deal is said by poets and
orators of the tima they knelt at their
mothers knee. Still, on the dead, lay
ing sentiment aside, can you recall when
you knelt at your mothers knee?
Of General Interest
Australia supplies sos, 900, 900 worth
wool a year.
An average Britisher is as strong as
two Hindoos.
A diet of garlic is wonderful aid to
the complexion.
There are over u, 900 stitches in an