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The Lamar register., 1902-11-26

what was 1t deranged Dwiggs?" "Oh.
he manufactured artificial eggs and
couldn't make his incubator hatch them"
The Lamar register., 1902-11-26

Was there an election?" asked n mar
from Nebraska. An electrocution. re
piled the Pueblo politician.
The Lamar register., 1902-11-26

"Gwacious!' exclaimed small Doro-
thy, as the cow kicked the milk pail
over. 'just look at re old COW waggin'
her behind leg!"
The Lamar register., 1902-11-26

The beef trust gets everything out of
steer but the bellow-and 1t gets that ou
of the consumer.
The Lamar register., 1902-11-26

Ten thousand demons gnnwing away ut
ohes vitals couldn't be much worse than
the tortures of itching piles Yet there's Q
cure. Doan's Ointment never fails.
The Lamar register., 1902-11-26
Negro Lynehed In Indiana.

Sullivan, Ind, Nov. 22.-George
Moore, the negro who criminally as
saulted Mrs. Mary Davis of Sullivan
The Lamar register., 1902-11-26

We gather from Mr.. Hearsts New
York paper that that publication is dis
posed to give Mr.. Hearst n friendly sup
port as congressman If he prove himself
worthy of it.-kansas City journal.
The Lamar register., 1902-11-26

Pepper. what's broncho?' "a
horse" SIS that why people are hoarse
when they have bronchitis?'
The Lamar register., 1902-11-26

my father was Just itching for an of
flee" Did he get over it?'' Yes: they
scratched him at the polls"
The Lamar register., 1902-11-26

Mild" Well. I should say so-Bax-
| ter's Bullhead &c cigar Smoke many
as you like: they won't hurt you.
The Lamar register., 1902-11-26

Mrs. winslow's Soothing Syrup.
For children teethng, softens the gums reduces II
da;umston aliays pain cures wind coiic 2ac bottli
The Lamar register., 1902-11-26

II smoking interferes with your work.
"quit working'-and smoke Baxter's
Bullhead-5-cent cigar.
The Lamar register., 1902-11-26

Stops the Cough and
Works on tho Cold
Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. Price ojc
The Lamar register., 1902-11-26

PUTNAM FADELESS DYES cos
but 10 cents per package.
The Jennings daily record. [volume] (Jennings, La.) 1900-1903, 1902-03-10
IELEGRAPHIc S1lEES.

Several Golfers at Philadelphia
that were pet oet Of business by
the floods in Pennsylvania will
resume operations at once.
The coachmen's union of Tren-
ton, N. j.. HAS DECIDED that it's
members shall not drive at sun,
day funerals.
Az aged apd wealthy New
Yorker went to the river ,Iordon
and was baptized.
Creditors of the late Arch.
bishop Purcell will iappeal tc
Rome to have collections made to
wipe out his Indebtedness.
Miss Alice Roosevelt and q
party Of friends have started tC
Havana to visit Governor General
and Mrs. Wood.
The body Of another murdered
man-the fifth since the first OF
theyear-has been taken from the
NecheS, near Beaumont.
The attention of the senate
during the week will be divided
between the ship subsidy bill
and the measure for the protec-
ton of the president OF the Uni
ted States
The Jennings daily record. [volume] (Jennings, La.) 1900-1903, 1902-03-10
HAVING 4 RUN ON GHAMBERi.AIE'S
CDUGA REMEDY.

Between the hours of eleven O'Clock
a. m. and closing time at night on
Jan. 25th, 1901. a. j. Clarke, druggist,
Glade Springs, Va sold twelve bot
ties Of Chamberlain ough Remedy.
He saws, II never handled a medicine
that sold better or gave better salts
fact Oh 10 nv customers This Rem
edy has been ia gencral use in Virgin
la for MANY years, GnG the people
there are well acquainted with It's ca
cellent qualities. Many of them have
testified to the remarkablecures which
it has effected. When you need good
reliable medicine for a cough or cold.
or attack of tie grip. use Chamber
lain's Cough Remedy and you a GER
tain to be more than pleased with the
quick cure which it affords. F'o. sci
by all druggists.
The Jennings daily record. [volume] (Jennings, La.) 1900-1903, 1902-03-10
sWBookkeeping blanks at tn,
RECORD Office.
FOR THE COMPLEXION.

The complexion always suffers from
biliousness or constipation. Unless
the bowels are kept open the impur:-
ties from the body appear in the form
of "nsightly eruptions. DeWitt's
Little Early Risers keep the live and
bowels in healthy condition aid re-
move the cause of such troubles. {.
E. Hooper, Albany, ia, says: II
took DeWitt's Little Early Risers for
biliousness. They were Just what /
needed. | am feeling better now than
in years" Never grippe or distress.
Safe thorough and gentle. The very
best pills. DR.. Terry's Drug Store.
The Jennings daily record. [volume] (Jennings, La.) 1900-1903, 1902-03-10
A Big Haul.

j. II. Hammond and some
members of his family went fish
ing Saturday afternoon in the
marais. They used a drag net,
and succeeded in pulling out over
200 fish at one haul. One of the
fish weighed 40 pounds.
The Jennings daily record. [volume] (Jennings, La.) 1900-1903, 1902-03-10
Mrs. v. M. Twitchell.

MARY M0llSSd ASuG Was DOIH
April 9, 1848, in Union Grove
township, Whiteside county, Hi
nois, and died March 8, 1902, in
Jennings, La, at the age of SO
years and IL months!
Her early days were spent in
the public schools OF her town,
and later finished her education
at the Mount Carol seminary OF
Illinois.
She was united in marriage t.
Volney M. witchell, Dec. %,
1868. To this union three chill
dren were born, Jennie r. ano
Roy K. who reside at home ano
Mrs. Petersen of this city. Hell
husband and three children al,
left to mourn her departure
She, with her family moved t.;
Jennings from Morrison, ILL.,, III
November. 1896. She was de
voted wife and kind and loving
mother.
Besides her Immediate family,
she leaves two brothers and a
sister. Omer l.. Kent, Of Union,
Oklahoma, Mrs. Ella Blue, Rex
ford, Kan, and John W. Kent, OF
Omaha, Neb.
She was an honored memb bel
of the Womans' Relief Corps OF
Jennings, having served faith
fully as their president the past
year.
She suffered for weeks, and
all that loving hearts and willing
hands could do was to no avail,
and she passed away at $3.50 p.
N. on Saturday last, in d peace.
full sleep.
Funeral services were held at
the residence at a p. m. Sunday
conducted by Rev, M. G. Hick-
man. Appropriate MUSIC by u
uuartette from the M. e. choir,
and the remains were buried in
= tomb in the Jennings cemetery,
followed by q very large con,
course of friends.
After the sermon by Rev
Hickman, the Woman's Relief
took charge and conducted IA
beautiful service in accordance
with their ritual, finishing by
forming a double column from
the house to tha front gate, be-
tween which tina pallbearers, six
old soldiers, passed, with the
lovely easllet containing the re-
mains, followed By the relatives.
The flowers used were two DO
DUETS of Gala lilies and one of
carnations tied with the colors of
her order, furnished by the W.
r. c.; also lovely boquets from
the literary society. Inc tOWcrS
ordered by the Rebekah lodge
and the NJ T. choir did not ar
rive from Houston.
The grave service was short
and touchingly tender. A few
words of prayer by the minister,
the last tribute by the Relief
Corps. the casket was covered
with lovely flowers, a last fare
we'll by the loved ones and the
body was consigned to It's last
resting place.
a precious one from us has gone;
The voice we loved is stilled:
A place is vacant in our home,
Which never can be flied.
God, in His wisdom, has recalled
The boon His love had given,
And thOuph the hOdy slumherS hero
The Jennings daily record. [volume] (Jennings, La.) 1900-1903, 1902-03-10
Home happenings.
lntereating Items Concerning jennings
and tho NeighborinE Country.

John Martin went to Lafayette
today.
w. S. Case and wife were visi-
tors from Welsh Sunday.
C.Hoag was over from Crowley
to spend Sunday with his family.
D. G. Kimball ARRIVED from
Lake Charles on the forenoon
train.
G.. D. Norton returned this
forenoon from a business trip to
Lake Charles.
The street fair and carnival is
on hand and will be running in
full blast tonight.
Allie Shear returned today
from a short, but important bust
ness trip to Lake Charles.
DR.. Z. I. Hall returned today
from Oklahoma City, where he
has been in attendance ON a sick
brother.
Mrs. Will M. Hearne and chill
dren left yesterday for visit
with relatives and friends in
Crowley and Rayne.
]. w. Mitchell is able to be out
once more after a siege of about
two weeks illness which con-
tined him to the house.
Frank Breese went to Mermen-
tau this morning and from there
to Lake Arthur by boat, to do
some work in the interest of the
RECORD.
The paint is being applied to
the new Christian church. The
building is now almost compile
ted. Services were held in the
building yesterday.
Guy Il. Curtis has a card in the
RECORD. Mr.. Curtis is thor
ough musician when it comes to
piano, and can no doubt impart
valuable instruction to his pupils.
3. Fl. Thomas, the painter has
card in the RECORD. Mr..
Thomas work stands as his best
testimonial. The Maiiaffey man.
sion and other fine buildings will
show his work.
A couple of horses were killed
by a fast freight going through
the town yards yesterday. They
were hauled out of town by the
section crew and buried along
the right of way.
The festive tiger, although
blind, seems to roam our streets
and public houses at will. Our
city officials certainly lack the
power or the will to capture the
playful kitten; perhaps their
time is too much occupied in
rounding up tue frolicsome COW.
The two leading attractions of
the street fair will be Mat Gay,
the high diver, who will dive
daily from an eighty-foot ladder
into tub containing but three
feet of water, and the aerial bar
performance of the Lindsey
brothers, who will perform on a
horizantal bar, thirty feet in the
air.
The Jennings daily record. [volume] (Jennings, La.) 1900-1903, 1902-03-10
PRACTICALLY STARVING.

"After using few bottles of Kodol
Dyspepsia Cure my wife received per-
feet and permanent relief from ii Sc
we're and chronic case of stomach
trouble" says j II. Holly, real es-
tate, insurance and loan agent, of Ma
comb, Ill. Before using kodOl Dys-
pepsia Cure she could not eat an ordin-
airy meal without intense s"tfering;
She is now entirely cured. Several
physicians and many remedies had
failed to give relief You dom
have to diet. Eat any good food you
want, but don't over. Dad the stomach.
Kodol Dyspepsia Cure will always
digest it for you. DR.. Terry's Drug
Store.
The Jennings daily record. [volume] (Jennings, La.) 1900-1903, 1902-03-10
Meigbborbooo Mews. "n
LAKE ARTHUR, MARCH 8.

LAKE ARTHUR, MARCH 8.
Mr.. Gibbs is having his house
painted.
Two young men from the La.
mill were visitors here Sunday
evening.
L. S. Walter talks of building
opposite the parsonage.
Rev. Turner went to Crowley
Tuesday TO return Thursday.
D. Duke left for Baton Rouge
Monday.
Fl. A. Kimball went to Welsh
Tuesday.
If the March wind is somewhat
iisagreeable, it doesn't keep GER,
lain young folks from taking
their evening walks.
Mr.. young is having an addi-
ton put onto his house.
What young man was it who
had such a hard time ilding his
girl Sunday afternoon?
The Jennings daily record. [volume] (Jennings, La.) 1900-1903, 1902-03-10

If you have any accounts that
are hard to collect, or accounts
which you have no lime TO look
after, place them in the hands of
the Southern Realty q .Collection
Company, RECORD Bldg, Jen.
nings, La,
The Jennings daily record. [volume] (Jennings, La.) 1900-1903, 1902-03-10

just received, Car load of
special rice fertilizer. which will
be sold at rock bottom prices at
A. D. McFarlainS. 81
The Jennings daily record. [volume] (Jennings, La.) 1900-1903, 1902-03-10
A Card of Thanks,

We wish to thank the neighbors
and friends who SO kindly assist.
ed Us during the sickness and
death of our loved one; also for
the beautiful floral offerings
V. M. TwITCHELLAND FAMILY.
The Jennings daily record. [volume] (Jennings, La.) 1900-1903, 1902-03-10

FOR sais. good one horse
wagon. Joseph Barney. 5Qds vi
The professional world. (Columbia, Mo.) 1901-192?, 1902-12-05
Nudge Was Puzzled.

When Judge Warren Foster came
back to the bench after his vacation he
was not awareithat Mr.. Jerome had adj
ded to his staff>a deputy assistant byI
the name of Nott.k A case came up be-
fore the court in which Mr.. Mott repre-
sented the district attorneys Office. The
assistant in the PRECEDING case was Mr.
Krotel. When the clerk of the court
called the title of the case Judge Foster.
asked:
rs Mr.. Krotel the assistant in tbis
case?" -,
II think Mott" replied the clerk. !
But don't you know whether it is Mr..
Krotel or not?" asked the court.
Il said l thought Mott" answered the
clerk.
But are you not sure?"
Eyes, / am sure it is Mott" F,
The judge looked at the clerk in
amazement.
''Then, if you are sure 1t is not-what
are you talking about? l trust you are
not trying to make sport of the court
and Judge Fosters gavel beat the
bench ~ncrvously.
81 certainly was not. your honor, r
thought it was Mott. Now, / am sure
it is Mott, for l have just looked at
the papers," q
What might have burst from the court
room then car only be conjectured. for
at the explosive moment Mr.. Mott came
forward and explained the situation to
the judge.-New York Times.
The professional world. (Columbia, Mo.) 1901-192?, 1902-12-05
SHE'S A GAME BUYER.
The Novel Occupation Of a Young
Woman of Milwaukee.

A novel occupation is that which is
being pursued with success by Miss
Emily l.. Marden of Milwaukee, Wis.
There are now quite a number of Di-
anas who take out a hunting license
each season, and Miss Marden is
among the women to whom licenses
are annually issued, but it is not to
hunt the game that she obtains the
legal documents necessary. With
her it is a strictly business PROPOSE
ton. She probably knows more about
the habits of game, either ~feathered
or four-footed, than most women who
hunt, but that is because she is a
game buyer, and the only women en-.
gagged in that business In the state. %
A great proportion of the game
which reaches Milwaukee each au-
tumn season represents the results of
hard work and arduous travelling by
Miss Marden in the northern part Of
the state. For three months each
year she goes from shipping point to
shipping point buying direct from the
hunters when she al or from the
dealers to whom the hunters bring the
game they have killed. This has to
be done as rapidly as possible and
there is little rest or sleep for tho
young woman until she has gathered
up a sufficient quantity to make 1t
worth while to take the long and
tiresome trip back to the city.
Under the game laws no shipping
is allowed, and this means that every
time a consignment of game reaches
town some one with a hunters IL
cense has brought 1t down from the
North as personal baggage. With
Miss Marden this personal baggage is
at times excessive. and she has
brought in at one trip as many as
1000 birds which she had gathered
up in the course of three or four
days travel through the woods. 30
Travelling through the hunting dis
trict is rot the p~leasantest thing in
the world. even for a man, for the
hotel and railroad accommodations
are rarely ever passable, but Miss
Marden, though a slight young woman
OF modest ways, makes little com
plant about it.
How an / treated? With absolute
courtesy. At first l think the hunters
thought it queer to deal with a wom-
an, but they have gotten over that
long ago, and no one could be nicer
to me than those men are. They are
not cultivated society men, to be sure
but great rough fellows fresh from
the woods, yet absolutely chivalrous
in their treatment of a woman. They
want to go out of their way to do a
kindness for one, and seem to take it
at a matter of course that they should
be allowed to. The heart of the hunter
is a big and generous one, If his
clothes are tough and his bearing I'M
couth. I've always found him a gen.
tleman."-Chicago Chronicle.
The professional world. (Columbia, Mo.) 1901-192?, 1902-12-05
MAN WITHOUT A COUNTRY.
New York-Havan Line Has a Pas.
senger It Cannot Land.

Travelling back and forth on ships
which ply between Havana and this
port, Constantine Garcia, a native Gu
ban, is a%ffording the steamship COM
panies much trouble and proving him
self to be a man without a country. He
started four months ago by slowing
away at Havana. Arriving here, the
immigration officials ordered him
back. At Havana, the Cuban officials
refused him landing because he was
practically a towaway. He was again
returned to New York and again is
refused permission to land. The steam
ship companies are compelled to obey
the order and return Garcia to Ha-
vana or pay a heavy fine. They have
been unable to find any work aboard
ship which their unwelcome passenger
can do. Meanwhile Garcia says he is
letting the others do the worrying"
The professional world. (Columbia, Mo.) 1901-192?, 1902-12-05
LOST TWENTY EAT

kokomo, Ind, Dec. Twenty year
is a long time to take out of one Der
sons life, but that was the fate of Anna
NJ. Willis of this place. For 20 years
she suffered all the torments of Kid
uey Trouble, and any one in that state
is not living, but simply existing.
Now Anna NJ. Willis is fully recover
ed. She appreciates the pleasure of liv-
ing again and never forgets to tell you
that 1t is all because a friend advised
her to try Dodd's Kidney Pills.
In speaking of her wonderful cure she
says: "for 20 years / suffered from
Kidney Trouble. The disease was ter
rible in itself and it was all the more
terrible because l could get no relief
and my case seemed hopeless.
But one day l got six boxes of Dodd's
Kidney Pills anu by the time / had
taken five boxes my pains had left me
and was a free woman"
The professional world. (Columbia, Mo.) 1901-192?, 1902-12-05
POINTED PARAGRAPHS

Some girls are engaged once too
often and some once too seldom.
A good many inventors plainly show
that they are related to necessity.
Fewer marriages would be failures
if love was only blind in one eye.
1t must be an awful strain on the
rednosed man who tries to look in
tellectual.
Beauty may be only skin deep, but
the impression it makes extends much
deeper.
If a man is in love his intentions
are as serious as his attentions are
ridiculous.
After blowing in his substance the
foolish youth visits the pawnshop for
the purpose of raising the wind.
When fortune begins to smile on
some men they think 1t is up to them
to sit down and bask in the smile
The professional world. (Columbia, Mo.) 1901-192?, 1902-12-05

Civilization of the Indian seems
pretty close" says the st. Louis Globe
Democrat, when we read that marble
dealers of Omaha have just closed a
contract whereby they are to erect for
the Cheyenne and Ogallala Sioux In
dams a monument to be placed on the
battlefield of Wounded Knee, in South
Dakota, which the Indians insist on re-
garding as a massacre. There is al
ready a monument to the United States
soldiers who fell there at Fort Riley,
Kas., and with both sides to that san
culinary conflict concentrating it, 1t
is not likely to be forgotten, although
the circumstances have already faded
from the memory of nearly every one.
Should the Indians generally take to
setting up monuments where they have
met their white adversaries in battle
the country would be pretty thickly
sprirkled with them. Those who doubt
that they will ever fall into the customs
and modes of thought Of the whites
ought to find something convincing in
this project of the Sioux Indians. II
is less than half a generation since they
were in blankets and turkey feathers"
The professional world. (Columbia, Mo.) 1901-192?, 1902-12-05
Uncle sam,n Bio Ranch.

Uncle Sam appears still to have con.
siderable land to sell at low prices
or give away. Some 19,4SS, 739 acres
were disposed of last year, according
to the report of the land office com.
missioner. This altogether is a large
area. nearly as large as half of New
England. The farm and ranch emigra.
ton into the Northwest, from the cen
trail Mississippi states, accounts doubt
less for the increase in sales over
those of the previous year. There Is
going on. in connection with this mi
grafton, a lively land speculation such
as has not been seen in the West
since the boom of 15 years or so ago.
Springfield Republican.
The professional world. (Columbia, Mo.) 1901-192?, 1902-12-05
BEWARE OF oINTMENTS FOR
CATARRH THAT CONTAINS
MERCURY.

as mercury will surely destroy the senst
of smell n completely derange the
whole system when entering 1t through
the mucous surfaces. Such articles should
never be used except on prescriptions
from reputable physicians, as the dam
Gge they will do is ten fold to the coed
you can possibly derive from them. Halls
Catarrh Cure, manufactured by f. j.
Cheney G. Co., Toledo, o., containes no
mercury. and is taken internally. acting
directly upon the blood and mucous sur
faces of the system. In buying Halls Ca
tarrh Curde be sure you get the genuine,
1t is taken internally and made in Toledo
OHIO, by f. j. Cheney Is Co. Testimonials
free.
Sold by Druggists. Price 75c per bottle
Hal Family Pills are the best.
The professional world. (Columbia, Mo.) 1901-192?, 1902-12-05

Emperor William. carrying out his
purpose of converting the Grunewald
into a vast pleasure ground for the use
of the inhabitants of Berlin, has APP
proved plans for new roads, play
grounds. picknickers' grades and res
taurants in the forest. One of the en-
p~eror's objects is to encourage outdoor
athletics. The forest contains II 1850
acres. 1t is a royal hunting preserve.
but the foresters are now killing OF the
deer and wild boar there.
The professional world. (Columbia, Mo.) 1901-192?, 1902-12-05

We raised enough stalks on ten acres
of corn this year to have warmed the
house in good shape all winter long if
only there vas some way to put them
in shape to be burned in a stove or a
furnace. AS it is, they will have to be
burned in the field next spring, where
they will do very little good. Some
cheap and effective machine which
would fit this roughage for fuel would
be a great blessing to the whole coun-
try,
The professional world. (Columbia, Mo.) 1901-192?, 1902-12-05

and the vote regintered at the close OF
the poll is final, unless a machine is
broken or gets out of gear, so that there
as no contests over election. The first
cast is about $500 for each polling
place. but there is a saving in printing
and Gerks.-St. Louis Republic.
The professional world. (Columbia, Mo.) 1901-192?, 1902-12-05

We learn that many of the big spout
ing wells of South Dakota furnish a
water supply so strongly tinctured with
magnesia and alkaline salts that such
water is entirely useless for the pur-
poses of irrigation, where so used the
soil becoming so impregnated with
these properties as to render it infer
tile.
The professional world. (Columbia, Mo.) 1901-192?, 1902-12-05

The man was a Scandinavian. He
had worked his way up from absolute
poverty to one of financial and agri-
cultural independence and Is now well
fixed as the owner of 800 acres of land
and a good equipment of stock. He had
a boy, a very commonplace, everyday
sort of boy, seventeen years old. This
boy had always worked on the farm,
and his education had been limited to
what he could learn in the country
school during the winter term. 1t was
agreed between father and son that the
boy should go to one of the best agri-
cultural colleges in the West and take
a course OF thirteen weeks each winter
for two years, returning to his farm
work during the summer. We met the
father after the boy had completed this
course of study at the college and ask
ed him what it had done for the boy.
He said that lit had done wonders, that
the boy vas taking up the farm work
in a different and better way, that he
could repair any of the farm machin-
cry, adjust the farm separator, test the
milk and the COWS, had learned how
to judge stock, could pick out a good
COW on sight, knew how to properly
balance the rations fed, could treat the
sick animals on the farm and wanted
me to take five or six of the best agri-
cultural papers. He did all his work
with more method and intelligence and
SO accomplished more with less labor.
He did not get the big head and want
10 become a professor and teacher and
has settled down to his old farm work
as steady as an old clock. 1t cost me
1895 to give him this course of study,
and it was the best investment that l
ever made. The fact is the boy knows
more than l do, but he is kind enough
never to rub it in" Il