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The Bamberg herald. [volume] (Bamberg, S.C.) 1891-1972, 1902-10-16
Hot Shot from Sam Jones.

Recently the Rev. Sam Jones gave the
Elks severe roast from the, pulpit of an
Atlanta church. Among other things he
said
"Now, if Atlanta hasn't a nice bill OF
fare for the coming week, III give it up
a dirtier thing never struck your city,
hurt them; they can't get any dirtier.
J What would you pour On skunk to make
it stink? They already out stink any
stunk that ever did stink. I had rather
my boy was in the penitcntiary wearing
stripes and serving 4 sentence than to be
an Elk. There is nothing on Gods earth
that is more debauching to the youths of
the present day than the Elks.
"Now, if you dirty, lousy devils want
to defend yourselves I'll surrender the
platform. There are a few respectable
men in the order. If they didn't have
them they couldn't run. was denounced
in Savannah as liar for what I said
about the Elks over at Waycross. When
I got to Savannah called them to taw.
told them that they were incubated by a
drunken barkeeper and hatched out in a
beer keg.
"a Christianity that will stand by and
permit such a thing is not any sort of
Christianity, and the preachers who stand
by and see the thing done amt fit to pre-
side over pig pen.
"Some of you poor devils in Atlanta
your wives don't know where you stand.
If was a woman who had husband
like some of you, I'd take you down
across my knee and give it to you until
slippers got scarce al ,ut the house.
'Td then take the baby out of the cradle
and ram you in it and have the baby to
stand there and rock you to sleep. If you
wouldn't hush, I'd pull your teeth and
wean the baby and nurse you"
At the close Of the service Mr. Jones
asked everyone to stand up who would
say that in the future they expected to
stand for God and the right. Mr.. Jones
noticed q few ladies remaining in their
seats and said:
"Now, you old sisters who are setting,
nyou hatch anything please let me know"
The Bamberg herald. [volume] (Bamberg, S.C.) 1891-1972, 1902-10-16
Released on Bail.

BEAUFORT, Oct. 11.-Messrs. VIM. J.
Thomas and w. S. Tillinghast, counsel
for Messrs. John and Perry Kearse,
charged with the recent killing of Mar
shall A. D. Gooding, succeeded in obtain
ing continuance of the case in the court
of general sessions at Hampton this week.
Bail being applied for, Judge Purdy, after
reviewing the testimony given at the coro.
ner's inquest, granted the same in sum of
$4,000 each. Messrs. Jacob A. Lightsey,
John and Frank Miley and Frank Kearse,
father of the young men, quickly came for
ward and signed the bonds, when the
brothers were at once released from Gus
tody. 1t is said that several other friends
present were willing to become sureties
had it been necessary.
When the case comes up for trial at
the next court Mr.. w. S. Smith will as
siSt in the prosecution.
The Bamberg herald. [volume] (Bamberg, S.C.) 1891-1972, 1902-10-16
A Typical South African Store.

O.R. Larson, of Bay Villa, Sundays
River, Cape Colony, conducts store
typical of South Africa, at which can be
purchased anything from the proverbial
'sneedle to an anchor" This store is
situated in valley nine miles from the
nearest railway station and about twenty
five miles from the nearest town. Mr..
Larson says: II am favored with the
custom of farmers within a radius of
thirty miles, to many of whom have
supplied Chamberlain's remedies. All
testify to their value in household where
a doctors advice is almost out of the ques-
ton. Within one mile of my store the
population is perhaps sixty. Of these,
within the past twelve months, no less
than fourteen have been absolutely cured
by Chamberlain's Cough Remedy. This
must surely be a record" For sale by
Bamberg Pharmacy.
The Bamberg herald. [volume] (Bamberg, S.C.) 1891-1972, 1902-10-16
The Worst Form.

Multitudes are singing the praises Of
Kodol, the new discovery which is max
ing so many sick people well and weak
people strong by digesting what they eat
by cleansing and sweetening the stomach
and by transforming their food into the
kind of pure, rich. red blood that makes
you feel good all over. Mrs. Cranfill, Of
Troy, l. IT,, writes: For number of years
l was troubled with indigestion and dys
pepsia which grew into the worst form
Finally I was induced to use Kodol and
after using four bottles l am entirely
cured. l heartily recommend Kodol to all
sufferers from indigestion and dyspepsia
Take dose after meals. 1t digests what
you eat. Bamberg Pharmacy; A. c.
Reynolds, Ehrhardt.
The Bamberg herald. [volume] (Bamberg, S.C.) 1891-1972, 1902-10-16
His Life In Peril.

81 just seemed to have gone all to
pieces" writes Alfred Bee, of Welfare,
Tex, "biliousness and lame back had
made life burden. | couldn't eat or
sleep and felt almost too worn out to work
when began to use Electric Bittcrs, but
they worked wonders. Now l sleep like
a top, can cat anything, have gained in
strength and enjoy hard work" They
give vigorous health and new life to weak,
sickly, rundown people. Try them. Only
SOC at Bamberg Pharmacy; H. 9. Rice of
Denmark
The Bamberg herald. [volume] (Bamberg, S.C.) 1891-1972, 1902-10-16
gb<$Sfafs.

Notatng can take the place Of your
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OF your State and every county In
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The Daily State.
These are momentouS times In his
tory. We are In the midst Of wars,
strikes and political struggles Of great
importance. The next session Of our
legislature, with the Inauguration OF
a new governor, will have peculiar in--
terest. Man or woman, to keep up
with the times, must read the daily
history Of the world, and that Is re-
corded in entertaining style In The
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months. or just fraction over the cost
Of a postage stamp for one letter
day! Cheap education and informa-
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The Bamberg herald. [volume] (Bamberg, S.C.) 1891-1972, 1902-10-16
Natural Anxiety.

Mothers regard approaching winter with
uneasiness, children take cold so easily.
No disease costs more little lives than
Group. It's attack is so sudden that the
sufferer is often beyond human aid before
the doctor arrives. Such cases yield
readily to One Minute Cough Cure,
Liquihes the mucus, allays inflammation,
removes danger. Absolutely safe. Acts
Immediately. Cures coughs, colds, grip,
bronchitis, all throat and lung trouble.
F. S. McMahon, Hampton, Ga: GA bad
cold rendered me voiceless just before an
oratorical contest. l intended to with.
draw but took One Minute Cough Cure
1t restored my voice in time to win the
medal" Bamberg Pharmacy; A. G..
Reynolds, Ehrhardt.
The Bamberg herald. [volume] (Bamberg, S.C.) 1891-1972, 1902-10-16
Forty Years. Torture.

To be relieved from torturing disease
after 40 years torture might well cause
the gratitude of anyone. That is what
DeWitt's Witch Hazel Salve did for G.
Haney, Geneva, 0. He says: DeWitts
Witch Hazel Salve cured me of piles after
l had suffered 40 years." Cures cuts,
burns, wounds, skin diseases. Beware of
counterfeits. Bamberg Pharmacy; A. c.
Reynolds Ehrhards.
The Bamberg herald. [volume] (Bamberg, S.C.) 1891-1972, 1902-10-16
Goes Like Hot Cakes.

"The fastest selling article l have ir
my store" writes druggist c. T. Smith
of Davis, KY, "is DR.. Kings New Dis
covery for consumption, coughs and colds
because it always cures. lnmy six years
of sales it has never failed. have known
it to save sufferers from throat and lung
diseases, who could get no help from
doctors or any other remedy" Mothers
rely on it, best physicians prescribe it,
and Bamberg Pharmacy; II. G. Rice of
Denmark, guarantee satisfaction or refund
price. Trial bottles free. Regular sizes,
soc and 81.
The Bamberg herald. [volume] (Bamberg, S.C.) 1891-1972, 1902-10-16

The weather man lay dying. Motion
ing to his sobbing friends, he waited un-
til they crowded about his bed to listen
to his last words. After giving directions
for the disposal of his property to the best
advantage, and outlining the general fea-
lures of his fur eral, he murmurcd: "And
l want you to put up nice tombstone
for me, with these words carved on it,
Probably cOOler'"
The Bamberg herald. [volume] (Bamberg, S.C.) 1891-1972, 1902-10-16
Stricken With PARALYSIS.

Henderson Grimett, of this place, was
stricken with partial paralysis and com
pletely lost the use of one arm and side
After being treated by an eminent ply:
sician for quite while without relief
my wife recommended Chamberlain
Pain Balm, and after using two bottles OF
it he is almost entirely cured.-Geo. K
Mcdonald, Man, Logan county, W. Va
Several other very remarkable cures Of
partial paralysis have been effected by the
use of this liniment 1t is most widely
known, however, as cure for rheuma
tism, sprains and bruises. Sold by BAN
berg Pharmacy.
The Bamberg herald. [volume] (Bamberg, S.C.) 1891-1972, 1902-10-16
Look Out For Fever.

Biliousness and liver disorders at this
season may be prevented by cleansing the
system with DeWitt's Little Early Risers
These famous little pills do not gripe
They move the bowels gently, but copi'
ously, and by reason of the tonic proper
ties, give tone and strength to the glands
Bamberg Pharmacy; A. c. Reynolds
Ehrhardt.
The Bamberg herald. [volume] (Bamberg, S.C.) 1891-1972, 1902-10-16
Amarifa,s Famnns Beaaties

Look with horror on skin eruptions
blotches, sores, pimples. They don't have
them, nor will any one, who uses Buck
lens Arnica Salve. 1t glorifes the face
Eczema or salt rhcum vanish before it
1t cures sore lips, chapped hands, chill
blains. Infalible for piles. 25c at Bam'
berg Pharmacy; H. c. Rice of Denmark.
The Bamberg herald. [volume] (Bamberg, S.C.) 1891-1972, 1902-10-16
Ont Of Deaths Jaws.

when death seemed very near from a
severe stomach and liver trouble, that
had suffered with for years." writes P
Muse, Durham, N. G., "Dr. Kings New
Life Pills saved my life and gave perfect
health" Best pills on earth and only CSC
at Bamberg Pharmacy; II. Z. Rice OF
Denmark.
The Bamberg herald. [volume] (Bamberg, S.C.) 1891-1972, 1902-10-16

Get a free sample of Chamberlain s
Stomach and Liver Tablets at Bamberg
Pharmacy. They are easier to take and
more pleasant in effect than pills. Then
their use is not followed by constipation
as is often the case with pills. Regular
size, csc. per box.
The Bamberg herald. [volume] (Bamberg, S.C.) 1891-1972, 1902-10-16

The governor has been formally advised
of the existence Of a case of glanders in
Colleton county, near Smoak's. The
diseased horse belongs to q negro named
Adam johnson. The governor has re-
questcd the Clemson veterinary to 60 to
Smoak's to investigate and take the
proper steps to prevent a spread of the
disease-Thc State.
The Bamberg herald. [volume] (Bamberg, S.C.) 1891-1972, 1902-10-16

"How did your son do at college last
year," :.
"Very well, indeed. He did so we'll
that he got an encore"
"a What?'
can encore. You see, the faculty re-
quested him to repeat the year"
The Bamberg herald. [volume] (Bamberg, S.C.) 1891-1972, 1902-10-16
You KnoW What You Are Taking

When you take Groves Tasteless chill
Tonic because the formula is plainly
printed on every bottle showing that it is
simply iron and quinine in tastcless
form. No cure, no pay. Price SOC.
The Bamberg herald. [volume] (Bamberg, S.C.) 1891-1972, 1902-10-16

II am willing to admit" said the Dar-
winian theorist, that l came from the
ape"
But" replied the sharp-witted listener,
"you ought to have sufficient respect for
your ancestors not to admit it"
The Bamberg herald. [volume] (Bamberg, S.C.) 1891-1972, 1902-10-16

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The Bamberg herald. [volume] (Bamberg, S.C.) 1891-1972, 1902-10-16
Good News by Wholesale.

A postal card, sent from Billyille to one
of the absent brethren, reads:
Dear Jim-Nuthin' but good news tC
tell you: Your crap paid off the mort.
gage, your brother broke out O Jail, an
your daddy has jest got $1,000 out the
railroad for runnin' over his leg. Amt
Providence providin'
The Bamberg herald. [volume] (Bamberg, S.C.) 1891-1972, 1902-10-16

Many woman has been spoiled by
flatterv. Some one once told Lots wife
that she was the salt of the earth, and il
turned her hcad.-Philadelphi Record.
The Bamberg herald. [volume] (Bamberg, S.C.) 1891-1972, 1902-10-16
Chambers in COlletOn.

The governor has received letter from
p. J. Liston, ut Smoaks, in Colleton
county, stating that a negro named Adam
Johnson owns horse that has developed
a bad case of glanders. The authorities
at Clemson will be notified and an in
vcstigation made by thcm.--Columbia Re-
cord.
The Bamberg herald. [volume] (Bamberg, S.C.) 1891-1972, 1902-10-16

What did the Puritans come to this
country for?" asked Massachusetts
teacher of class in American history.
"To worship in their own way and make
other people do the same" was the reply.
The Bamberg herald. [volume] (Bamberg, S.C.) 1891-1972, 1902-10-16
Stops the Cough and Works off the Cold.

Laxative Bromo-Quinine Tablets cure
a cold in one day. No cure; no pay.
Price 25 cents.
The Bamberg herald. [volume] (Bamberg, S.C.) 1891-1972, 1902-10-16
Special Notices.

WANTED.-10,OO0 cords swamp hick-
ory in car lots, delivered at Denmark, s.
C. Address JNO. F. SIMMONS, Rowes-
vile, S. G.
The Bamberg herald. [volume] (Bamberg, S.C.) 1891-1972, 1902-10-16

Did the Exposition pay Charleston?
If so, how? We would be glad for the
Charleston papers to answer this, giving
facts and figures.
The professional world. (Columbia, Mo.) 1901-192?, 1902-02-28
WOUNDED WIFE ELoPED.
Marriage with Dawson, Who Shot
Her, Never a Happy One.

Connected with the shooting Of Mrs.
Flora Dawson by her jealous husband,
James G. Dawson at Chicago. is a ro-
nance of 10 years standing. One week
before she had seen her 14th birthday
she eloped from her fathers home and
was married to the man who made such
a desperate attempt to end her life, as
well as those of her father and brother.
The elopment took place in Logansport,
Ind. The marriage proved an unhappy
one from the first. chiefly because Of the
jealous disposition of Dawson. He was
jealous ever of his wife's brother and
father, and could not pear to have any
one onvers with her. Lately he be-
came a Spiritualist. and this departure,
in which his wife did not believe, added
to the bitterness. and she decided she
could not live with him.
About five weeks ago she wrote her
father. Peter ID. Roberts. 7400 Adams
avenue, saying she could bear her trou-
bles no longer and would rather be
dead. He sent her money n asked
her 10 come and live in his home until
she could obtain a divorce, as she con
templated applying to the courts for re-
lease from the unhappy union. Taking
her two girls, Alice, II years old, and
Belle. Z years old, she left her home in
Indiana without the knowledge Of her
husband, leaving her boy Otto. 9 years
old. with the father. Dawson followed
her to Chicago and took little Belle
away. believing that would induce his
wife to return to him. That was about
a week ago, but the wife refused to be
reconciled.
The family of Mrs. Dawson believe
that the attempted murder was premed-
itated, as Miss Pearl Roberts, a sister
of Mrs. Davidson, said yesterday that
they had learned of Dawson telling his
sister in Logansport before leaving Sat-
urday that he would either bring his
wife back with him or kill her. Davt-
son was fined recently for murderously
assaulting a woman named Wilkinson
in Logansport.
Dawson is confined in the county
Jail hospital, where he was taken after
the shooting. DR.. Boechin, the jail ply
stefan, said yesterday that he was bad
ly bruised about the head and his lose
completely fiattened as a result of the
blow from the baseball bat. Mrs. Davi-
son is in the E~nglewood Union
hospital, and recovery Is still doubtful.
The other participants in the fray. Pc
ter ID, and Edward Roberts, were injur-
ed only slight, and are both nursing
their wounds in tn cir home at 7400
Adams avenue.
The professional world. (Columbia, Mo.) 1901-192?, 1902-02-28
A Sensitive Regiment.

New York Times: Richard Harding
Davis relates this incident, which hap
pened while he was acting as corre-
spondent during the English-Boer war;
A regiment Of Scottish Highlanders,
noted for heir bravery in action. dur
ing the heat of one battle We're sudden
ly seen to break ranks and run in all
directions. The officers as well shared
in the stamped, and apparently made
no attempt to urge the men under them
into line. Their behavior was a sur
prise to everybody on the field, and af-
ter the battle was owe the colonel of
the regiment was summoned before
General Roberts.
What the devil was the matter with
your regiment" asked "Bobs."
We'll, replied the colonel. "there is
not a man in the regiment agraid Of a
Dutchman's bullet, but we we steered
into a field literally infested with
wasps' nest, and you know, general, we
were all in kills and with bare legs"
The professional world. (Columbia, Mo.) 1901-192?, 1902-02-28
Wants a Stock Ranch.

A gentleman living in Chicago writes
us that he has 500, 900 which he wishes
to invest in a stock ranch and wants
to know where to locate. He can go to
the range territory of Oklahoma or
Texas and find good openings for in
vestment, or he car try the range coun-
try of the Western Dakotas with al
most equal promise of success, or he
can tax up the breeding of blooded
stock on the bigger priced lands of the
Mississippi valley in the n and Glow
CT country and perhaps do just as well.
If the question of health for himself en-
ters into the matter, as in this case it
does, we would recommend the Dakota
plan as the best. A five-year bout with
Dakota range conditions will make the
rundown, wheeling Chicago business
man feel like a 3-year-old corn-fed Da-
kota steer-make him all over of such
good stuff that he will not care a cent
whether school keeps or not.
The professional world. (Columbia, Mo.) 1901-192?, 1902-02-28
Underground Larceny.

Another case Of underground rob
berry comes to our notice. a case where
an old and unfailing well of water
ceases to give a supply, presumably
because of the tapping Of the vein
which supplied it by a neighbor, and
the old query Of what can be lone in
such a case is fired at us. AS we under
stand the case, just nothing at all.
When a man buys a piece of land, he
gets title from heaven to China, as
high above him as he can see and
as far below him as he can bore. If he
strikes water, gas, oil. mineral and coal,
all are his which are included within
the surface boundaries of his land. II
in boring for water or oil or gas he
thereby taps the source of supply of his
neighbours well, it is his good luck and
his neighbours bad luck, provided his
supply comes through natural avenues,
but If he dug down and then bored
longitudinally to tap his neighbours
supply he would be liable for trespass
and damage. The only relief in sight
for the case suggested is to drill deep
er and strike another vein.
The professional world. (Columbia, Mo.) 1901-192?, 1902-02-28
Seedtime.

1t will soon be seedtime again. and
the question OF seed will come to the
front. No law affecting agriculture
works with more relentless and merci-
less precision than this: Whatsoever
a man soweth that shall he also reap &"
The man who plants small potatoes,
the tips and butts of corr and unclean-
ed and small grains deliberately in
vites a crop Of inferior quality, while
the man who will carefully select all
his seed. often changing for the best
seed grains and roots produced north
of his locality, eliminating all immature.
dwarfed. imperfect seed. by the opera
ton Of the same law invites the best
which nature can give him. If you
have, for instance, a rather sandy loan
soil which you wish to SOW to wheat,
oats or barley next spring, it will pay
you well to sell your seed grain ana
buy seed raised on some stiff clay soil
some distance from you. or vice versa.
We believe that there is a definite loss
connected with using the anne grain
for more than three years on any farrn.
Especially will such change be found
beneficial in potatoes.
The professional world. (Columbia, Mo.) 1901-192?, 1902-02-28
Boards and Bacteria.

And now m the New York state
milk commission and issues the edict
that the men who milk the COWS which
supply the city with milk must shave
off their boards and wear smooth faces.
for the reason that boards are supposed
to be nests of bacteria. This would
seem to suggest the great propriety Of
employing only women to do the milk
ing and thereby avoid the sacrifice of
those natural ap~pendages given by the
Creator to cover up an ugly mug. II
the bear0 has to go, why no the hair
of the head, and this suggests a new
use for the Chinaman minus his cue,
for he would not have to shave his
face, not being given to whisker devel-
opment. 1t Is evident that II the pres
ent rate of progress in dairy matters
continues the old hair in the butter is
likely to become at best only a pleasing
fiction.
The professional world. (Columbia, Mo.) 1901-192?, 1902-02-28
KIPLING AS A GUIDE BOOK
Rudyard's Service in That Capacity
in the Far Orient.

New York Tribune: Henry Sturges
Ely of Binghamton has just returned
from a journey around the world. The
trip has induced in him an exalted
idea of Rudyard Kipling. There is no
guide book in the far East like him."
said Mr.. Ely. THE crews of the freigh-
tiers and tramp steamers and all the
deep-sea wanderers know him by heart.
He is Baedecker plus imagination, yet
an absolutely faithful reporter. Take
his line, And the dawn comes up like
thunder outer China cross the bay. I
not only saw the dawn do that a hun
dred times from the deck of a tramp
steamer on the northeast route from
Singapore, but have heard deck hands
quote the phrase. The effect Of the
line reproduces the phenomenon per-
fectly-the utter surrenness of 1t, as il
it leaped at you from ambush. 1t is
even truer of the sunset. The night
m down like thunder" he might
have said. Kipling as a statesman may
or may not be correct, but as a guide
book for the East he has no equal"