Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1902-12-30

IVY der y0 come rer pedf Don ~
know hif's CT g1ffin' later
~Unc Ike says: 'sukie. yo' des' shet
mp yo' mouf know wat yo' studyin'
bout. yo' ole fool yo' femme lone. an
Of 30 sleepy 10 ter sleep. I tell yo.'
Den so-tcr hum low:
.'Paterroller. paterrolier. let Ike pars.
4 Bukie cook slow. but she eat mighty fas
Sorry 70 lame Niger gets daf las:
DO. Aistah Paterroller. let Ike para
"Unc' Ike. mus er hearn me. case
be stop right still an cock be yeah side
ways an listen an den mumull out
sump'n' bout Ne min. git yo sassy
rnsc'ls yit See 4 dom tell ole marse.'
"Aun' Sukie say: Wat yo' er NUT
term an mum'lin' bout. Ikef does
wish yod come on ter bed an quit stir
rim up dem Goals
"Unc' Ike say; rs er-talkin ter my
SET. an faint none or yo' business.
Sukie. yo' de bIgges' gump evuh seed.
Yo' layin' dar hnkin' bout dat mess
bout Sandy Claws. Hain't done seed
yo' ole stockin' hangin' darl No' fink
ole Sandy Claws gwin ter pay any
'tention ter dat ole wool stockinl No.
stree, bobl ole mis- des' ruint yo'. an
yo' ba'kin' up de wrong stump dis
time. 70 sho' 80 Is
"Blmeby de ole man sit sorter tied.
an he kiver dem taters up mighty good
an start ter bed. Den. alter de ole man
done laid down. he keep er-talkin' bout
crops an bout 'ligion an bout anything
10 ter worry Aun' Sukie who ain
sayin' nofin' tall. Alter long time
Unc' Ike drops on ter sleep an gin
ter sno, an den Aun' sukie rise Up an
look all erroun' des' as cunnln'lack
an den drap down lack she's er
sleep.
"Dey wus er little chunk er fab wat
KEEP or winkin' an er bllnkin' In de
hath. but we done ben er watchln'
trough dat hole twel we gittin' tied.
an las gon' ter climb up on de house
I clumb right easy up do co'ncr an
outer de aidge er de run. an fom dat
| eased erlong twel got ter de chin.
bly,. | got err straddle er de ridgepole.
an den az my ole Sandy Claws an
gun ter Kit ready 70 de cirkis. DE
chimbly wus about er foot too low
down. SOS ha' ter let one foot res on
de chimbly an wen fotch de yudder
lalg down ! say ter myself:
sole sukie Biueskin
She fell In love wid me,
An she Ak me down ter her house
Ter drink er cup er tea
down. down. down went de Sandy
Claws. breshln' de suit down. an des
as e come in sight Aun' Sukle squalled
lack er crippled coon. 'Lawd or massey.
Ike. he's Gomez
"Des den de clof fetched de little
blaze or dab. an hlt blazed way up. an
hl stlfed me twel I los my holt. an
wild or Glitter clattcr. rip an ker blim.
landed down In de hot ashes. right
on top er dc Sandy Claws an all mixed
up wild Unc' lkes tatesa.
"Yo' nebcrNhoarn slch er row 'twlx'
dis an icdgmeut Aun' Sukle she
squall: oh. marse! Oh. mlstisl Hep!
Hep. De &c boys come alter me an
Iser An she went or splnnin' out
Trough de- dead tegwecds. unc' Ike.
be done riz. an w'ilcs ! scufiin' wild dc
Sandy Claws he got or AK handle an
WIS dies er lambastin' me.
"A'ter w'iles say: Please. Unc' IKE.
don hlt the no mo. Hits Ceezc. Unc'
Ike. Please don hlt me no MOI But
de ole scamp. gittIn' madden dan evah
wen he fin out hits me. KEEP cr peltin'
me an or sayin': Yes. yo' rasc'l. yo'
done ruint my taters. Yo ben singln'
bout me I'll big Ike youl | gwlne
little Ike you. | gwlne sukle Blueskin
your
Bout dat time ole marse be come
to'ds dc quatahs. an be cotch Jack an
Tom des as Gcy wus er gittln' oyah dc
fence.
awaits de mattah. SukieY
"'Oh. marster. de debble's In de house.
ar ras'lIn' wild Ike
"Des den I TO- loose. an wen I llt /
out'n de do ole marse grab me.
Dem ole critters den gin ter tell all
so'ts or tales an dey 'cuse me er tryin'
Ter bun de house down an singin' bad
songs. an dey beg ole marse 10 ter I,
buck me down cross or log an gimme
b HUNDRED
"Ole marse llsn'. an alter erwlles he
gun ter smoker an den ter lad. an
den we all slip on. an ole marse ain
neyah said muffin 'hout buckin' down
rom dat day twel dis. But Aun' Sal
Dat ole pusson bad or
spite gin me evan sence. an de ve'y
mint Unc' Ike lay eyes on me he gin
ter hunt 'roun' 10 sump'n ter ding nc
me. 'Pcahs ter me dey ain nevah goin'
ter fo'glt bout Aun' Sukles Sandy
Claws" - New York Evening Post.