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The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1902-11-22
Marquette Mich
NOYeInhar I1th no

November | 1th.
Notice is hereby given that in
pliance with the provisions Of Ii
OF Congress Of June 3, 1879. en-
An act for the sale of timber
IN the States of California Oh
Nevada. and Washington Territ
as extended 10 all the Public
States 10y act of August 4 1892.
ton' Slick, of Sidnaw, count
houehton State of Michigan. ~
uay MED IN this Office his swS =
ment No 6eG. for the purchase
~ OF Sci Of Section No. "A
ship No. IN Range No. 10 w
VIII offer proof to show that the
sought is more valuable for a.
Der or stone thaiiNor argicultura
poses and to establish his clai
sa'd land before the County Cler
iron County At Crystal Fails Nj,
Wednesday Wed the esth day Of Jai
lie names MS witness
George Evai.
5ohn +. Had
Merton Willis
CHARLES w Haden Of sidnaw
ANY and all persons claimir
sersely the apove-described lar
requested 70 file their claims u
,i'ce .e'i or.nefore said 9sth /
lailnaF" 'i9g
- Thomas Scadd--
Reo;-
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1902-11-22
DULUTH
SOUTH - SHORE
and Atlantic RailWav
DO You Rent a FARM.


Yon can wu one in Northern NIila
can or Wisconsin on the Dntuth, soul
shore aud itlsntic Railway Tor ,..
ear rent.
Thousands - acres Of fertile lan
open Tor settlement,
There ore guol Opening ior. farm
lnborers and manufacturers.
There are good sites for saw mills, ~
mIlls, pulp mills aud tannerieH.
Splendid opportunities for stock rais
iae, dsnrylng and diversified iarmit
Work can he found on farms, III
numerous mills and on the rivers i
GUNNER and during the winter in 10
woods.
Soil il good.
Wocu and water are plentiful.
~, * I.rsing aud dairy fhrming 'lt
az 1dHnce OF water, the certainty 80
as5 nd other food for cattle anal
,tural shelter make tbis i natural
took country
Sinn irnt. Small hut culture as
roved remarkably successful
Gram. Wheat, rye, oats, barley, pas
mt corn and buckwheat can be- rilin /.
, pruluriun and the hay crop * mort
. iundant.
Home Markets. The mining nnI uIi
tnwi,S oi this region furnish "A splui
90 morket and at best prices Tor all
J rfn products.
HOMESEEKE Frs EXCURSIONS
: n be arranged at any time One hue
round trip from al points ON nu,
! res.
For further iniormat ton apply 10
+. w MAcPHERRAN,
Land Commissioners,
Marquette, Mic
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1902-11-22

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The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1902-11-22

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The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1902-11-22

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The Big Stone Gap post. [volume] (Big Stone Gap, Wise County, Va.) 1892-1928, 1902-09-25
DIED -FOUR YEARS AGO.
undertakers Want to De Relieved o.
the corpss o. an Infant

owensboro. KY. Sept 22.-TAc
Owensboro Undcrtasers' Association
las a strange case 20 deal with. A
Attio child % A. 81 white. a ve,ersn.
ary SURGEON. who lived herc. died IN
The spring ~ iSss. and e was sent 10
Robert Icnnv',s-. - un6s-takcr. 20 b
prepared for burial. when II vas am.
eaimod the parcnts had no m sney 70
pay the undertake.. who refused 20
give % up.
THO body remained In T'cnneifv's
esiahilshmcnt until a few weeks azo
Wien if passed to the OwonsNoro Tn.
iertahors' Association. which bonxb.
iennc'ly ort Tho present oropri
'tors desire to get ria ~ tho ho.,v
ni' if0-c is no ono 90 take 80
80 tho time rouneiiy refused 70 eire
fhe body to its parents I.ouisvili.
paper published an account of IL
Nairh resulted m an Important da,,.
aro sn.t. ana n Judgment for Tennci,v
'- ilN' The parents ~ tae rhNa
'f' na 'onrcr hare ana tho 0vcnsto.
n' iniorfakors Association ha-
Baby oa Band chat has been dead Tor
moro t'ln iHur years
The Big Stone Gap post. [volume] (Big Stone Gap, Wise County, Va.) 1892-1928, 1902-09-25

Washington. Sept Actue.n..-r
master-Gcneral Madden Friday anart
al the contract for furnishing stamped
envelopes and newspaper wrappers FOR
the postomce departmart ilr tne f1m
years besinning January 9. 1903. To-
the Hartford Manuiactur.ne Company
OF Hartford. Ct t heng tas lowest
bidder Upward ~ three million of
dollars VIII DC paid this company un-
der the contract Their hil is approx.
imately SS5o0o less than the next iow-
est
The Big Stone Gap post. [volume] (Big Stone Gap, Wise County, Va.) 1892-1928, 1902-09-25
ITEMS OF INTEREST



Rev Dr. John :. Beacon. tressarer
of TIE Fresbytcriaa Board of Fresd-
men. eicf at bis home At corapois.
Pa. agci 81.
John G. Mcconvliie. prumineat in
the order ~ Catholic Knights ana
formerly of Cleveland. O. tled az
sherman. TEX.
fresifrnt Rooscr-it "a TIE guest
- Cincinnati and received On ova-
Zion. 70 the afternoon the shIcf nag
ifirafe visited the fall FESTIVAL
Fifteen men have ecea arrested AMI
lodged IN laii az Fay~steviii-. ~. va.
oaaresi vifs the destruction of the
Victory Coai q Coss Co. property AZ
se-.a canerfan
Mrs Charlotte Afahslah Mur.i-ch
was found dead in tho summer kitch.
on nt hor home phHadciuhia Pa
iicr husband prominent politician. "a
ncIt peef'ns an Investigation
Attorney General Knux Fo,u~ra!
90 Washlussrn after his trip tc Paris
where ha Conferred with 1mcinis ro-
Far-ing t1e sale ~ the Panama canal
property to enc Emitted states.
For the tecond time IN ita history
Detroit enferfaIned fhe chief 0r-tn-
'se of tne rlrra President nae-e-
t0'f tnrr. nfrHt awaiting Dts are
rival In aa's t.t.re Tho routo f1 hIa
h0f.. WAS crowded aith people
Ian r.rrterrff eaok 90 me mire-r-
str.sr erif anf stHi thore g. -
settlement 'r sIsht nisirterestef
rnr..H. nH.- .I..s sf. ...f....-s .....r..
The Big Stone Gap post. [volume] (Big Stone Gap, Wise County, Va.) 1892-1928, 1902-09-25

-i-e. Pa, Sept 22-There pass
-foaeh ihis city Saturday night
niay three trains containing %
Oh. 100 cars OF anthracite or
$500 tons. One third OF this is
To have been recently mined and
"Ainder is wsshery coal and
-.-.iie which has been held IN stor-
Niessoua it Is said the newly
coal an comes from the western
\ e-nuy nm cnuniv-
The Big Stone Gap post. [volume] (Big Stone Gap, Wise County, Va.) 1892-1928, 1902-09-25

Copenhagen. Sept 20.-Queen Al
eNandra arrived here from England
on board the British royal yacht Vie.
toria and Albert which WAS met out.
side the 7arbor by Elug Christian.
her father. and ether members of tbs
royal family.
The Big Stone Gap post. [volume] (Big Stone Gap, Wise County, Va.) 1892-1928, 1902-09-25

''.-sloa. 81. Vincent B. w. J.. sept.
Bore was an eruption OF Ia
no midnight Thursday nlght
-e loss of life. 4 pecuilaritv OF
puon is found in the fact that
4-.l nor scorie were emitted by
Volcano. Flames were seen nlck-
-s above the crater and the sight
.,iomnanlea by internal and
-4-er'iike explosions.
The Big Stone Gap post. [volume] (Big Stone Gap, Wise County, Va.) 1892-1928, 1902-09-25

Cincinnati. SSs WElars
Woods eigh,y-e+S fa~nssr aau p-e.k
tsnt ri tie ChstAN q wood Csyn
pany. died early FRIDAY a. bis home.
ESQ West Sixth street. of q compiica-
tion Of diseases. He bad been M
about ive moaths Mr Woods wzs
identified with much Of Cincinnatrs
progress.
The Big Stone Gap post. [volume] (Big Stone Gap, Wise County, Va.) 1892-1928, 1902-09-25

St. Louis. Sept 20 Statistics com
piled by officials OF the Louisiana
Purchase Exposition Company give
promise ot a monster attendance At
the worlds fair. 10 is estimated that
the visitors should number $4,000
daily.
The Big Stone Gap post. [volume] (Big Stone Gap, Wise County, Va.) 1892-1928, 1902-09-25

Naahinsiou Sept 21-Rer. Albert
fhett stuart. DID, rector OF Christ
Episcopal church. Georgetown. ID. C..
iied ot acute nephritis sunday night.
ased af years Dr. Stuart was born Ia
Charleston, S. O.. and came from dis
Lngul.hnl an-naterF
The Big Stone Gap post. [volume] (Big Stone Gap, Wise County, Va.) 1892-1928, 1902-09-25

Paris, SEPT. @o-Ths French rov.
ernnent has decide % install q wlre.
less telegraph system in the islands
% Martinique and Guaceloupe. ow.
sss v tie freQusnt Interruptions Of
TIE eat.s fsrvics there
The Big Stone Gap post. [volume] (Big Stone Gap, Wise County, Va.) 1892-1928, 1902-09-25

New York sept 20.-Business fan
ures in the United States for the
week ending September IS number lS2,
as against i97 last week. 15S in this
week last year. 1S3 in 1890. l47 IN
1893. and 49, in 1895 In Canada fos
the week Is, as against is fast week
The Big Stone Gap post. [volume] (Big Stone Gap, Wise County, Va.) 1892-1928, 1902-09-25

New lors, sept -H-Charies f.
Murphy was elected leader az Tam
many Hal at the meeting OF tho ex-
scutiVa committee. which sas attend
~ ~ a. The meshss- - the ex.
ce-SsS q AnEpst Bos5H q The Priir.
~ fourth assembly district
The Big Stone Gap post. [volume] (Big Stone Gap, Wise County, Va.) 1892-1928, 1902-09-25

Noonsockct. r. J.. S>S1. 29-Be-
cause - desired - ps--r,-t Als mother
from siosnt tSS~s~ sss - rzs hands
OF her husband. asi sr>~s>x also that
his own life was in danger. William
G. Bonin. aged 20 years. shot ami
killed his father. John b. Bonin.
The Big Stone Gap post. [volume] (Big Stone Gap, Wise County, Va.) 1892-1928, 1902-09-25

caicaso. Sept 22.-One man dead
ana another dying AT the county hos
pital is the result here OF a fight h,.-
tween two Italians The participazts
we're Napoiitan Giovanna. who was
killed and Alphonse Koludrl. who -
reported morJaiiy wounded.
The Big Stone Gap post. [volume] (Big Stone Gap, Wise County, Va.) 1892-1928, 1902-09-25

a' ington. Sept IS.-Hon. Elihu
= secretary Of war. returned 10
y" s'on Wednesday night after his
Nafishad- The secretary looks
- and says he IS in splendid
~ lie VIII resume charge Of az
: - 'ae war department. on Thurs
The Big Stone Gap post. [volume] (Big Stone Gap, Wise County, Va.) 1892-1928, 1902-09-25

vaiette. Island Of Malta. Sept. g2.-
The death is announced OF r.. Adm
Burgess Watson Il y. lie died ea
beard sas Bsls..A bs1IsshiS RamnlIea
The Big Stone Gap post. [volume] (Big Stone Gap, Wise County, Va.) 1892-1928, 1902-09-25
Administration A Policy Formally
Announced by the Chief TX.
ecu,ive Of the Nation.
SPEECH At THE FAIL FESTIVAL.
Remarkable Exposition Of President
hooseveit's Position Covering Ful-
iy These Important Questions.
We % Not Wish 70 Destroy Corpora.
tons; We Wish to Make Them
suoserve tne Public Coed.
Says Roose~eit.

HHH' NHNH.aA.Ha sept "".|.. 'Ia q
Roosevelt selected his visit to the Cin.
cinnati Fai Festival a. tho best ap
portunity Co fully seat forth his views
rcSard.ng these momcujous Questions
The Immense audience that Eafheret
- tho Music Hall Listened fo "a com.
prchensive eHd carefully preusr.,f
speech. The following is a synopsis
oi his address.
Many admirable euafIt.a- rtf-.
were developed in tho older -.r,t,~
loss progressive NO have to some 90.
tI'e atrophict under fhe conditions
a. onr rather feeorish. hieh rrc.sr-s
complex and specialized rf, % to.
cay"
ihe new conditions a-e hare
lhry have produced both raal arf
eft- We can not rot rIf 20 .ha--
even L 't wcro not undesirable to q.t
rii N thcm. ana our Instant lrt- f.
fo accommodate onr social e.rrar,f-
end legislative Nfa to them bad o..
frame a sysfom ~ law ana conduct
under which wo shall rc' one M faern
tne utmost ~ossih'o hcnoff and th.
least amount 90 BARN
iu dealing with tto h.s corear,
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The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1902-10-03

jinks played on change when new
member joins or before closing for hol
idays. On such occasions several vet
eran football players will be mixed up
in the scrimmage on the floor, and the
few equity old men of the former siren
nous days walk wide of the tumult.
incidentally, the sale of seat for
$4,000 gauges the extent of the gam
bling mania. All that the seat is good
for-and of course there is no seat at
all; only room to stand on at times and
not much of that's to enable the.
owner to buy and sell stocks on the
recognized commission of one-eighth
of one per cent. per share. The bro
kerage is always reckoned on par
value; it amounts to twelve and half
cents for each share of $500 par value.
1t is easy to guess that broker must
plan to sell good many shares of stock
in order to get back his $4,000 and
make living with plenty Of cham
payne and wild duck besides, and q
steam yacht on the sound.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1902-10-03

DeSll ; U ! * i IL z
stars in the box office, for Charles Bel
mont Davis, the manager, is the former
United States consul in Florence, and
the brother of Richard Harding Davis,
who, with his wealthy wife, usually at
tends the opening performances, and
who has been known to bidup into the
hundreds for box on a gala night.
Upon the stage are Lillian Russell,
a comic opera star who can sing; Fay
Templeton, for years the head of her
own company of burlesquers; Pete
Daley. and two stars of last season,
Charles Bigelow and Willie Collier,
whose Son the Quiet" was consider
able success. Then there are Weber
and Fields themselves-and they are
wise enough not to monopolize their
own stage-and half dozen lesser
lights.
OF course, all these people are more
or less wasted. OF course. each can
have but a small share of the Zines"
to which they have been accustomed.
Of course, this is frequent cause of
gags" between the actors. Thus,
when on opening night. Mr. Collier
happened to cough, Miss Russell
turned to him with mock asperity. re
marking: "If you must cough, Mr..
Collier, please do it on your own lines"
Miss Russells own lines. using the
words in another sense, are the mar
vel of the place. I saw her on the
stage in 1876, singing in Audran's
"Snake Charmer" appropriately
enough in the Bijou museum-and she
is to-day almost as slender and girlish
in appearance as then.
OWEN T.ANGDON
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1902-10-03

who is known as "the man without G
country" has manly, well-liked son,
the most vigorous physically of all the,
young Astors, and a daughter OF mar
riageable age, Pauline. There have
been at times grave doubts whether
Vincent Aston would reach maturity.
though at present his health is said to-
be improving; if he should not, the
son of William Waldorf Aston would
alone bear the name, unless the Eng
lish fashion were followed by some
son-in-law of assuming the name with
the fortunes of the great house.
The Astors have never been,a prolific
race, and of their surviving members
women have been in the ma jority.
The original John Jacob had two sons,
and each of these left only one surviv-
ing son. On the "distatf side" of the
family, Mrs. Van Allen, of Newport;
Mrs. r. T. Wilson, Jr., and Mrs. Haig,
whose unfortunate experience as Mrs
have been Astors.
The Nanderbilts are a prolific race,
and their vast wealth is much subdi-
vided. No Vanderbilt to-day has SO
much money as William Waldorf As
tor does not know what to do with in
England. None has prospect of such
wealth as will be John Jacob Astor's
when the death of his mother, the
present leader of New York society,
consolidates the money of the "Ameri-
can branch"
1t is pathetic illustration of the
vanity of great riches that the hold of
the Aston name should be so slight,
and that the little nine-year-old girl
in England who bore it should have
died of consumption, which doctors
nowadays are CHASING as preventible
disease.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1902-10-03

the famous group of lawyers who were
Buffers contemporaries. measured
wits with Tilden, Charles O'Conor, S.
L. NJ. Barlow, Daniel Dougherty, Jo-
seph Choate, now minister to England:
and Col. ed" James, who died only
the other day, were many years his
junior. He leaves no one in his own
class except the solitary figure of
James c. Carter, the little seen s'leader
of the bar" who is to most New York
ers no more than great name.
In the all-important branch of cor
poration law new school of lawyers
has sprung up. Dill, who has formed
more trusts than any other man alive.
is yet in middle age. Stetson. Mr.. Nor
gan's personal lawyer, is well-dressed
man scarcely past middle age, looking
more like a gentleman of leisure than
the solemn, slender, black-coated law
yer of former day. The leaders of
even ten years ago We're men of great
eloquence and keen study, carving
along the traditions of Webster and
Rufus Choate. The leaders of to-day
are business men and managers who
delegate study to their junior partners,
take plenty of time to play golf. never
appear in court, cultivate epigrams
rather than long sentences. wear ex-
pensive clothing and pride themselves
on their capacity for managing indi-
viduals rather than juries.
Ex-Judge Henry r. Rowland, who
with men like Judge Dillon, the Gould's
family lawyer, stands upon ground
midway between the old and the new
schools, states frankly that court work
is being delegated to specialists upon
whom office practitioners rather look
Gown; and that criminal practice es-
specially is in class by itself.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1902-10-03

and went clad like the lilies of the
field for splendor. His jewelry was
the most expensive, his valet accom-
panied him to court, assisting him from
street car or carriage. After his fash
ion Mr.. Howe was eloquent; he could
command ready tear-his own or a
jurors. He was master of every trick
to delay or defeat justice. Such was
his reputation that after a time it
grew to be a saying that for an ac-
cused man to employ him was equiv
alent to a confession of guilt. After
a hard trial in which he had succeeded
in "getting his man off, - it was Howe's
delight in a restaurant with his cronies
to say of the client in ponderous John
sonian tones: "Sir, he is as guilty as
hill" There were no illusions in his
case.
For a time the firm of which Mr.
Howe was head enjoyed almost mon
opoly of theatrical business. When an
actor and his wife fell out it was a
race to see which could first retain
Chilly" Howe. Naturally he and his
partners were inveterate "first-night-
ers" at the theatres On such occa-
sions their display of jewelry was n
feature of the occasion; though Howe
himself was never more magnificent
than when, his vast bulk clad in spot
less white and wearing a white yacht
ing cap he rolled into courtroom of a
summers day, followed by his faithful
valet.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1902-10-03

liam w a ! d O r f
l e a v e S o f t h e
younger genera
ton of that ia
nous family but
four members. In
New York John
Jacob Aston has
the delicate son,
v i n C e n t upon
whose survival the
family hopes are
placed, and t h e
b a b y daughter,
born only Il few
weeks ago. In
Eoulop5 tho Actor
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1902-10-03

the largest firms it is not the custom
for more than one member % own one.
For this purpose one of the Junior
partners, usually man in the prime
of life and of considerable physical
strength, is nowadays commonly
chosen. He is known as the "stocb ex
change member" Only in some of the
older firms is it the custom for the
head of the house to venture personal
ly on the floor. The bubbling OF ef-
feryescent youth accounts for the high
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1902-10-03
Arranging a Divide.

$50 you're one o. desc people dat
fayors a distribution of wealth." said
Flooding Pete.
81 am" answered Meandering Mike.
81 want to see every man pervidcd wit
what he kin enjoy an appreciate. Pm
in favor of lettin' de rich an refined
have all de soap an towels, while folks
like you an me takes possession of de
brew cries. "-Washington Star.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1902-10-03

change that has
come over criminal
practice since men
like Abraham Lin
coln-and in much
later days ex-Gov.
Robinson, of Mas
sachusetts, in the
case of Emma Bor-
den-thoughtit no
dishonor to defend
men accused of
crime. The man
was William +
Howe.
Mr.. Howe was
q n Orm ouS1y fat
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1902-10-03
A Family Jar.

Mrs. Timmins-John, l must say you
are the narrowest-minded man l ever
saw. You have an idea that nobody is
ever right but yourself.
Mr.. 1immins-Better look to home.
Were you ever willing to admit that
anybody was right who differed from
you?
Mrs. Timmins-That's an entirely
different thing, and you know it, John
Timmins.-Boston Transcript.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1902-10-03
TIL. Minister'S Grin.

The minister was a great hand
shaker, shutting down like wise.
One day he shook little boys hand,
and absent-mindedly gave it an aw-
full squeeze as he said:
"My little fellow, I hope you are
pretty well to-day?"
With tears in his eyes the little
boy answered.:
81 was till you shook hands with
me."-Little Chronicle.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1902-10-03
Most IInnsuul.

81 have here" said the city editor, "a
most extraordinary item of news.''
what is it?" asked the managing
editor.
"The story Of sensational elope-
ment in which the girl involved does
not move in the most exclusive circles
of society"
"Play it up on the first page" or
dered the managing editor. II never
heard of a case like that before."-
Brooklyn Eagle.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1902-10-03
~. shortpur.e Entertatn..

Domestic-Beggin' your pardon for
interruptin' you and your company,
sir, but the grocer is here with this
bill, sir, and
Mr.. Shortpurse (anxious to gain
time)-Have you looked over that
bill to see if it is correct?
mo, SIR"
"Ha! I thought not. How am to
know that it is not full of mistakes?
Some other day, when l have more
time"
ooh, I'm sure it's all right, sir. He's
very good at figures"
''How should you knew that?"
''Why, sir, he said this was the TWEEN
ty-seventh time he's called for the bill,
and l know that is SO, cause l kept
count myself."-N. Y. Weekly.
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just the Thing.

"Of course, the idea is not alto
gether new" said the pastor who
was trying to build a new church,
but we want every member to con-
tribute at least one brick"
oh! ma" exclaimed the hostess
little boy, you can give him that
one you said pa brought home under
his hat last night. "-Philadel
Press.
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change for $s1, OoO,
For a year prices
have ranged from
100000 Il p w a r d,
and once before
$4,000 was paid
for n chance to do
business in the
beaut i full n e w
building which the
m e m b e rs ar e
erecting on Broad
street.
A stock exchange
seat is so eXpen-
Siya that even in