Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1902-11-27
EDITORIAL rIENTION.

Mr.. Hill is more successful with Juries
than with voters.
The Democrats are pumpkins, all
right, but they get little pie.
If the President had ''staid put" he
might have got the bear
The capacity of a man may easily be
measured by the size of the advance
ment that puffs him up.
The President may not get many
bears, but he has record of one Baer
that will stand to his credit in 1904.
The Beet Trust is losing lot of valu-
able buildings by fire. Never mind, it
will get them all back again by ''water."
Tom Johnson says, "Truth loses some
battles, but never any wars" Better
get on the side of truth, Thomas.
Plans are afloat to reduce the time of
rail between New York and Washing
ton, via Philadelphia and Baltimore, to
four hours.
The President is now hunting i'll the
Mississippi cane brakes. a short time
ago he hagged some game in the Demo
cratic 'breaks."
If Mr.. Schwab will pick up little
Buddhistic calm on his Asiatic trip we
will all be grateful and he will feel
better.
Gen. Miles gets a banquet every
where he goes in the Philippines. We
are informed that the water cure is not
in evidence at these banquets.
"Scrapping" in the legislation hall
is not confined toAmerica. The Austria
lian Reichsrath recently had general
melee while the House was in session.
Dom Paul Krueger's book is said to
resemble Dom Paul Bryan's book, not
in matter but in spirit. Mr.. Kruger
thinks the Boer cause will eventually
prevail.
a West Virginia man dropped light
ed cigarette in keg of powder. From
the result we feel vindicated in our
opinion that cigarettes are not to be
classed as health foods.
Ben Tillman is making fortune de-
crying the favorites of fortune. Ben be
longs to the type of men who is bound
TO "get there" without regard to the
route or the means.
Gen. Dewitt says that the Beers were
guilty of cowardice, faithlessness and
treachery. Well, we'll! the English
never said anything so bad of them.
There are great numbers of voters
who affiliate with the Democratic party
who are looking for Moses to lead
them ont of that house of bondage.
Indian summer is very welcome this
year. Il is provided, however, not by
the coal "Indians" of Pennsylvania, not
by the anthracite partners of the AL
mighty, but by the Head of the firm and
is free fo- all.
When Mr.. William Randolph Hearst
takes his seatin Congress the Congress-
ional Record will be printed on yellow
paper with "scare" headings.
The Democratic party is like a run
down clock tits absolutely right twice
day and absolutely wrong at all other
times The Republicn party may never
be absolutely right but it is good time
piece and follows the sun of progress
Mr.. Bryan is engaged in the harmless
amusement of breathing on the Roose-
velt mirror Mr.. Roosevelt is man
who does thing5-not people--his rec
ord is clean and clear, but Bryan has
never done anything but talk, and ever
as talker he was an expensive amuse
ment.
President Roosevelt has made great
''strike' with the Washington cores
pondents by providing room in his
new Office building exclusively foi
their use. II is small but is fitted will
every convenience.
Mr., Roosevelt is the most hospitabl,
as we'll as the youngest President tina
every occupied the White House. II,
would be delighted, no doubt, If h,
could have all the people he likes 81
down at his table and eat bear.
Lots for Sale.