The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1902-12-19
from Patriot Phalanx.
A cONQUERlNG ARMY |!
The Genial Saloon Keeper, Hans Sehnei'
der. Writes Of Things Is he Sees
Them.
HAPPI HoLLaR, lNDEASNr,
December, 1902.

in yich dot staunch frendt OF our
pizness,, Meester Cummuns, vas
made Governor. Oct vas enuff tn
make yum happi for year, for It is
an evidence dot de- goot repoobli-
can preachers und our fellers have
at last yunited against fanatic rule
in dot shtate, und | dink der laws
will pc shanged yust tn suit our Eel
lors dis winter.
Den in dot great seety of NJ Yor-
rick, What wonderful wikdory our
fellers achieved dere against der op
presshuns of Dammanyl How
goot it il when der preachers und
der reformers kan yunite together
NIT our fellers-like der lambs und
der lions-und agree tn git nd OF
Dammany, so dot our fellers dond't
amy more pc made tn bay plack-
mail tn der officers for de privilege
of running deir pizness tn suit dem
selves!
Den also dis wikdory is so FAR
reaching in its effects und viii pc 50
lasting. Indeed IT IL MARVELLOUS
INAUGURATION OF personal LIPER-
Ty at der beginning dot twentieth
century. a bringing from der old
kuntry der privileges Of der kontin-
entail Sunday, und making America
free indeed? For Why? Why dose
great preachers, Meester Barkhurst
und Meester Hills, Weekly, und
Kristian Work, und Independent
und leeding Kris,ian bapers, hat
yunited NIT our fellers tn preaK der
fanatical laws, und make laws vich
will let our fellers geep deir saloons
oben after morning church on Sun
day dill den o'clock at hide. Oi
kourse when volks go tn church IN
der morning dey will need tn git tn
der saloons in de afternoon md at
hide, oder dey might git tn goot tn
shtay in dis world.
| look on dot as der greatest wiki
tory our fellers have won since bal
peen in America. 1t shows dot del
preachers und udder great men has
KUN tn see dot dere is no yuse IN
making laws vich will restrain ouI
Iliperties-dot We viii do vat We please
anyway, und it is peter tn make
der laws tn suit ms.
Already dot superintendent q
der Anti-Soloon League OF lndean'
nv sees dot you kannot enforce del
Sunday law agin cur fellers in your
seety und our goot frendt Meestel
Bookvalter, whom Meester Hunter
Iund aboudt all der udder breechers
lin yure seety helped our fellers Il
Ielekt. agrees NIT him perfectly
How goot and how putiful it is TO
such bredren tn dwell together II
yunity und at der same dime t
suit our !ellers so veil.
wonder now, vat Meesters Riddle
drinks aboudt der laws when he did
Int want any shange in der law
Ifor den years tn KUN? Veil b.
see Wit dot der laws pc so fixed do
he kant enforce dem agin ouI tel
Ilers! Veil he see dot der Nickel
Il son law dond't hurt our fellers an
!. when der saloons pc konstantly in
= creasing? In dree years in Munci
}, deere vas an increase of forty-fou
b saloons. In M Albany an increas
o Of dwenty-four. In yure seety a
N increase Of vun HUNDRED uud eight,
four. IND Hendricks konnty
at yich had no saloon for aboudt TO
ty wears, now has several since d.
Nicholson law vas BASED. In Of
Ileedle seety deie are two more g
I looms tn devide profits init dan de
= vas dree years ago.
OF kourse dot remoustrance pl
ness makes some droobles for o
ID fellers in some blacess. Aber
nv dink dat when dose volks in yu
=. seety git droo NIT dat kase dot
- on now pefore der gommishunel
a. when der kounty adurney is al
nd der adurney for der brewery, n
will give such advice tn der gol
Nv misshuners as der saloon men var
q und when der demonstrators hav
bay all der kosts, ] dink dere
not pc much more Of der beel
sigeing a remonstrance.
OF kourse it is Citing tn pc Or
ty fully known dot you kant ma
II q kase shtick agin a saloon keel
in der kourts anyway, no made
!. how much evidence yu can
,as Why yum breecher tot dot he VIC
on. pc shure, und he pought polite
or viskey himselluf, when it vas a.
est der law, und he brought dot pot
i ~. to kourt init him. Aber our felle
res lawyer vas tn sharp for dot bree
i'm, err. He asked him if he knowed
sea, taste Of viskey und der breecl
au hat tn say no. Den der lawyer
Ime. tn see dot polite und be trink so
frcs himselluf und BASED it roundt
g. der JURY undil it vas sll trunk
Nan ho moved dot der kase ne