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The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1902-12-14
MR.. DooLEWs MARRIAGE.

The marriage of "Nlr. Dooley" is san's:'
He will find that this is turning iron Ks
earnest" with vengeance.-KnoSTllk SAai
It is doubtful if Mr.. Dooley will soatts
be a humorist, He is preparing to get alf
in the near future.--St. Joseph Gal'tti
Lucky girl, the one who is going . p
Peter Dunno. She will have the fret ai
to read everything that Mr.. DOoly "
Boston Globe.
The philosopher Of Archy Road has g''
New York and is about to be naIrsl
Dooley's opinions will perhaps, DC ~.
with considerable less cocksuIeness neTelsa
Mr.. Hennessey will probably not pe y,
friend present as the chorus and MEL,
after the wedding. But as his mora p,'.',
be elevated somewhat, perhaps his re'ps'
be indulgent to any notifications OF DIS W. "a
1t is a critical point in his caFssi-''"'
State Journal.
We wonder if "Hennessey doesnt y
broke UP" over the announcement
Dooley's" prospective marfiage'-0''-'
Leader.
When he came to talk Of matrimcny D'~'
with pride Az a, h
That he would live bachelor unu' y
died. i.
But when he made that rash resolve
think that he u5
Would live to tell the happy news "
Messy.
(All join in ehori'J
o, Mr.. Dooley, Mr., Dooleh -, n
The greatest man the country ''N
He's democratic
And diplomatic,
Mr.. Dooley-ooley-ooley-ooiey,,0'OO.. rSAs
While the countless admirers, q H.t Ne.
Dunno will extend to the gen'al '.,;,,. A
the best of good wishes in the ma .s,ls id
is shortly TO enter, the fly ~ ~ lbs J
will De the chorus of good-raluui.s.s slss4
at mir. Dooley" by the press Sp'''
veSion Tribune
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1902-12-14

The old question of what to give LOT CH, TI.
mas should be easily solved by peru'is
Posts advertising columns today
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1902-12-14

II THESE purse snatchers continue IN ouS'',
the ladies will soon be weirins hat pms hN'
young swords.
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1902-12-14

GERMANY hastens to assert that none Oh '"I
Venezuelan vessels were sunk but that Ensia"'
helped
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1902-12-14

THERE are no crimes, except perhaps stealing
chickens, which are not bailabe in Texas
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1902-12-14
A FAIR QUESTION

81 do so love to dance w painted Prancingone
as he swung Miss Pretrygirl around at arms
length
They why don't?" gasped she.
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1902-12-14

THOUSANDS today will profit by the Christmas
suggestions offered in The Posts advertising
columns
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1902-12-14

BY putting off mans trial until he iorse'S
whether or not he committed the crime IN qUes-
ton
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1902-12-14

DO you think it right to make children be-
heve that Santa Claus brings their Christina.
gins;"
Il am not interested in that, but I wish there
were some way OF making Santa Claus do it,
replied Mr.. Christmasbroke.
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1902-12-14

IT Is suggested that Beaumonts temporary
pavement should be in the form OF pontoons'
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1902-12-14

GATES got mixed on the gaits. He dropped
$4,000 on the New Orleans races
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1902-12-14
sA Moop6 cH the NcGP0 9he Southern idea cf a,,- =
~ |eyf0 0'e H'S "ASS'S' agement Best for The y NJ

tons, and Il they succeed ~.
suiier injury, for the best els,, "'sios' WI !.
not attend republican eonven,,es y h,rso
and the parasites Of the racs out q. n.
conventions for the sole purno,. 'VuoS f,psY,-
the false ambition Of sbodar y pf,yhs =.
It would be we'll for ~ M ae ns
ans 70 know that the republican -. i'vssl
wili never dominate the Southern e., pa'V I'd.
a. iiluch opportunity in the South . -. ~
plant has in the Arctic region. asa %
Again some ambitious son,h..
are responsible for all political ,,,Tus,s
ana utopian dreams Of wortbIs., Iaiustss,,
this hallucinated and utopian A., negrc.s N
hindered the Negroes moral ir,o,l. na' I'D
dustrial growth. But the negro I, al Y
ing TO his senses. The renpbo.ts suualJ a,
North and the republican party ~ parry d d
two distinct classes of people TN ,ne s'a: /.
party of the North represents ~. .ue refehEa!
American diea OF democracy ,,s s pdtIiotu u
FORM OIL government and the democrats 9 w
the South does the same thing I h.s 'irS
lican party Of the South is compos.S :. .n' fls
negroes, pension receivers from Il. ', IN, M.s'tl
Federal office holders. Ne Nad's d
II l lived in the North. 7 wo,,l
publican ticket but live in the sa,,, soN .. D
compelled to be independent in n.t ia sl' I
the democratic party does not nssd :. Os's
(Southern white republican party d.. ~ :. ~
me and the populist party is dead ny Y
II the republican party Of the M. !,
! help the negro grow into usehlr.,. N'''a
so through the democratic party az 4, l%
The appointing OF negroes IA 49,. 49,
tons does not help the negro IN n.
growth one particle, for it creates a.. va
ton in too many negro boys. Ao.in
as republican presidents refuse 10 49,, =
wishes of the best Southerners IN MI. .FI y,
appointments, just so long will some sm,. NJ i.
republican who is able to buy promn,r,. '
| party organization, keep open broL,., !,
for the purpose Of selling Federal sons.,'-
to the highest bidder. 1t is best for 4. Il
and best for the negro, to have n. ,,...
consult the boards Of trade and bushes, = ]
cities before he appoints postmaster, -.
collectors and United States marshas II
the lawyers and Federal judicial di,,,s, \
who are comPeten5; be Federal judges nd -
cutting attorneys, and not leave tiles, nv
ments to be sold to the highest bdd., 4 n
publican brokers.
The negro is secure in his citzen,bn !,
as power is in the hands Of honorable men
When the negro loses confidence Il
parties and gains confidence in the intrp,
of his own personality, his renaissance |
mence.
CALVERT, Texas. vi
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1902-12-14

Chicago (In.) Clay Record !. .s, Y
!. A. Roosevelt is examining kan aanas,,nsi o.
Texas, at La Grange, f .,rtv ard -
kaolin beds in Fayette ooa'@ o,,untig'
pleased with the quality anu
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1902-12-14

CHmsrMAs shopping by out-of-town patrons of
Houstons enterprisng merchants, commences in
earnest this week and The Posts advertising
columns contain news that 10 many will be Of
more interest than the latest telegraphic dis
matches
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1902-12-14

ITALY having dispatched cruiser to Vene.
zuela, there is suspicion that ltaly's king wishes
to set even with somebody because the las, one
~Ea hofn EirL
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1902-12-14
> seesOoOseeoosoesoseSse.w

and John, we opine, must have been ths.
fore.
The farmer who has fat hogs will t.t
to buy 1sc bacon and lard.-Saiphw StT
Meas
But the possession Of fat calves doesn't ).
sarily mean that he won't have to buy y,,l
The secret Of Bernhardts golden voic. o
at last--she cats sailed olives between
The report of this secret is copyrighted, hz
sailed olives are not therefore anyone rg
them. No doubt there will De heavy n
the olive market now,-ByoVhs0iile Hr'a
Mary Jane, hereafter please conhne iar,4
sailed olives between acts.
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1902-12-14

A Missouri murderer is being tried before
Judge named Casteel. With such judge Will
there's LIE there's soap.
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1902-12-14
Lott clarion.

Lott Clarion. p.,,ieki Ivy
Then Moiinsux, now r 3. .,s sIssH''is.,
sion is growing that Psop ss,nse d q .
New York only for me o ..ore hss ~
enough money to be tfiso n.y.
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1902-12-14

Lucky girl, the one who is going p ?
Peter Dunno. She will have the hI'' "
to read everything that Mr.. Doolg "
Boston Globe.
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1902-12-14

Patti is to make another farewell tour of
America. This, like each of her preceding ones,
is to be her last.
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1902-12-14

II Uncle Sam doesn't keep his eyes open he
will be made a monkey OF down in Venezuela
and left with pair OF burned paws while the
other nations divide the ehestnuts.
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1902-12-14

That Russian tenor who has had his voice
insured evidently has sound sense.
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1902-12-14

The boil weevil, though going north, is still
staying South
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1902-12-14

Has anybody seen or heard anything of
Philander Knox lately?
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1902-12-14

eAAsAaGAs sasa aA0ws the vTons that !. done
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1902-12-14

Ir's so much easier to do your Christmas
shopping after YOU decide just what you will
get and where you will buy it. Where can YOU
find better guide than todays Post?
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1902-12-14
WHAT HE W0TTLD Ike.

WHAT HE WOULD LIKE.
DO you think it right to make children be-
heve that Santa Claus brings their Christmas
giits;"
II am not interested in that, but I wish there
some way OF making Santa Claus do it,"
replied Mr.. Chrstmasbroke.
A Missouri murderer is being tried before
Judge named Casteel With such judge while
there's LIE there's soap.
Patti is to make another farewell tour of
America This like each of her preceding ones,
is to be her last.
That Russian tenor who has had his voice
insured evidently has sound sense.
The Mexa Evening News is authority for the
statement that a lady weighing 7Ia pounds was
a passenger on the early train last Saturday
morning It required two seats on one side Of
the car and one on the opposite side to give the
little lady room to sit down.--Woriha,n Journal
Can't you publish an illustrated account of
how she managed it?
The public tank" (?l is still in the same
Riesel born tired ?-RieSel Rusaey.
He ought to be arrested.
Most Of us hang larger stockings than Santa
NiaNS Gan Hll-btHS NGUS
Santa Claus has our sympathy. We expect to
be confronted with the same problem
Those negroes that found two big snakes in
| the Midway grounds in Houston are not the only
ones who saw snakes during the carnival
| Erafh APpcdi
Why didn't you call while you were in town
The News man saw a thing today that made
him stop and think.-Bclton Meas.
What a pity that more editors CANT &C
casionally see something that would make them
think.-Gr6enUile Herald.
And others that would make them stop.
What is to be the apple of the future, when
New York farmer the other dav mistook c,n
OF concentrated I've for hard cider ?-Gaincsviiie
| Register.
Hot stuff evidently.
We understand that an Orange society young
man IS arranging TO organize possum hunting
CLUB the membership to consist OF people OF
noth sexes; He may count in on the charter
-OrdHge Daily Tribune.
Who gwine t play possuml
There is mystery that Sherlock Holmes neve,
tried to solve What becomes of the buttons on
mans clothes ?-DeniSoH Herald
You mean of course, the buttons off a mans
clothes.
france eontemplates aboshing tines. Not 4
pad idea for country that hopes toNalwavs be
republic As long as titles exist them will he
some VINO, will entertain the hopes of h return
to the old regime--Nety York ComneySai
Is ii that France has too much Of ON girl.
or too much of our money?
II you get Christmas jug, you are M "a
so Ih abit jag And # you get on ias
'uss asa Jays slons.--cayiasd Nsuy.
=" the sunset Of life gives him mystical IRE
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1902-12-14

JoHN BARRETT doesn't want the japanese mis-
sion. You're next,
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1902-12-14

The little boy who lost his leg by an acct
dent in an anthracite mine and was locked by
the company for the time he was off certainly
has grievance. That would make anybody
hopping mad.
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1902-12-14

1t is doubtful if Mr.. Dooley will tantf.
be a humorist, He is preparing to get alf
in the near future.---St Joseph Gas'tti
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1902-12-14

The marriage of "Mr. Dooley" is sra's;'
He will find that this is turning "frcn Ks
earnest with a vengeance.-KnoxvlIk ShHl
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1902-12-14

There is mystery that Sherlock Holmes neve,
uled to solve What becomes of the buttons OF
You mean, of course, the buttons off a man,
clothes.
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1902-12-14

OFFICE or PUBLICATION,
so, ftoI, IIos iios. 10Y and ttoo Frankiin Ave
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1902-12-14

France eontemplates abolishing tines. Not
bad idea for a country that hopes toNalways /
sor pepun h a; long as titles exist therS will
to the old regime.-Nety Yoyk Commercial
Is il that France has too much Of IN cir
or too much Of our money?
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1902-12-14

s.t Il ySg get a Christmas, jug you are b to
you're liable to get in the jug Bett,p I he
'uss asa jays slens.--cayiasd News
=" the sunset OF life gives him mystical lsss;
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1902-12-14

We understand that an Orange society vo,r,
man is arranging to organize a 'possum huntin9
club the membership to consist Of people OF
both sexes; He may count us in on the charter
-OrdHgs Daily Tribune.
Who gwine t play 'possum?
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1902-12-14

Erfsred al the Poaotfes az HcWHon. Terof o.
Seeond.Ciass Neil Maiier.
Arizona republican., 1902-12-27

The New York Tribune notes that a feature of the Christmas tree industry which has developed in the east is tine shipment of fir and spruces from New York to Porto Rico, Cuba, Mexico ana Brazil for use as Christmas trees
 Wherever Americans travel they take with them their traditions. and the pine tree, adorned with it's colore0 candies and tinsel ornaments, will deck the home on Christmas eve If the mercury stands at 90 outside and tropic palms wave overhead in the breeze Of perpetual summer. Like the Irishman-s shamrock brought over sea carefully and anxiously from the old sod for each St. Patrick's day, the Christmas tree for the American in tropical countries is welcomed with fully as much emo tion, and perhaps not thrown dishon- ored and dishonorably into the asacart after it has served as the chief figure in the worlds greatest holiday. It may be permitted to stand in Its dark green glory for weeks, shedding its aromatic reminiscence of home" across the water. Next to the American flag in a foreign land as an inspiration to the exile is an American Christmas tree.
Arizona republican., 1902-12-27
Kansas GIty's Bul fight.

Kansas City has demonstrated to tine satisfaction of the civilized world that a bull fight cannot compare with a foot bal game. whether as a thrilling and blood curdling sensation or as a financial success. For some occult req son, doubtless unconnected with the question of special advertising rates. the Kansas City papers were full of anticipatory accounts of the great buii fight, and public opinion was fully in formed on the subject, though only very mildly excited. The eventfuI day came, and it was found that the bull fight had formidable competitors.
 In the morning there was a foot ball game between the Indians of the Kan sas state college and the Swedes from an institution in Missouri. The Kan ,as City folk were not wildly interested in
 seeing the sons of the Vikings contend with the noble red man, to the latter's
Arizona republican., 1902-12-27
Railroad Plans for Next Year.

According to Bradstreets, If present promises are fulfilled, there will not only be during the next twelve months a considerable number of further rail road consultations or acquisitions of small roads by the large systems, but an increase in the new mileage con structed. equaling, if not exceeding, that which has been built during the year now drawing to close.
 Several of the large systems of the sderation for the extension of their lines, the Rock Island, the San Fran cisco. the Seaboard Air Line and other large carrying corpora tions being likely to figure prominently in the movement
 Nor is this confined entirely to the west and south. Plans like those of the Pennsylvania for the construction of tunnels under the North and East rivers, and the building of the terminal station in New York city, to say notn- ing of the great improvements to its companies such as the Baltimore anS Ohio, must not be lost sight of An important feature in connection with all such exhibitions of enterprise on the part of railroad corporations is thai their expenditures of capital for such purposes will tend to keep up the pres> ent unprecedented degree of activity which rules in connection with steel and iron industries of the country.
Arizona republican., 1902-12-27
w. J. MURPHY Real Estate, insurance,
 Loans. TOP West Adams Street.

temporary discontinue. The great event of the day was the afternoon game between the universities Of the two states. and the Jayhawkers from Kansas, with their stTeamers of yellow and black, early invaded the Mis- sourian city, parading with brass banc' and filling the air with their hardly less melodious college yell. The Jayhawk CTS lived up to their original reputation for carrying off everything in sight. by winning a hardly contested battle, while the densely thronged crowds Of spectators yelled to their hearts con tent.
 Then came the evening, with its bul: fight. The great convention hall was there. with it's benches seating 12.0oe spectators. The matadors and picadors were there gaily bedizened, and carry ing broomsticks adorned for the nonce with bands of colored paper and tinsel. to suggest the glories of the Spanish arena. The toreadors were there, gay and gallant, and the toros were also there. These terrific animals selected from the Armour company's shlppings for several weeks previously, and care fully "enraged" for the occasion by the brandishing of red flags, have since returned to their original vocation in the stock yards. and will presently go to build up the fabric of American citI- zenship. Everything was there, in fact except the public, and the whole thing was a farce from beginning to end. The ''matinees" of the following days were if possible. more slenderly patronizeG. and the projector has returned to Mon terey, after waiting five days in Kan sas City for a cheap excursion to Mex leo. The matador is once more a steve dore, and the glory of the bull light has fled. Meanwhile the Kansas music halls are thronged.-Harper's Weekly.
Arizona republican., 1902-12-27

of New York got 2OSS24 and Pennsyl- vania 139000.
 Of the states in the middle west Illi- nois led with 45,S45, and in the far west California drew the most, 15.093 A very small number came to Arizona. Contrary to general impression, by far the greater majority of immigrants locate Tn the east. In addition 10 the states mentioned. those receiving large numbers of immigrants were: Connec- ticut, 16,S35; Massachusetts, 5O.939; Ohio, 25.9OO; Michigan. 14,OOO; Mime | sota, 13,000; Colorado, 4.OO0; Maryland, 5000; Washington. 5000; Wisconsin. 5000; North Dakota, 4.OOO, and Louisi- ana. 5000
 Of the total number landed 2.93T workmen 422, ,379 are classed as miscel- laneous. and 153,149 including women and children. have no occupations The statistics show that there Is an increasing percentage coming into the United States from Austria Hungary and Italy. including Sardinia and Cor sica. showing increases of 5s.OoO and AZ, 900 respectively over last year.
 The importance of the immigration problem to the railroads is shown ir statistics prepared by Chairman Me Leod, showing the fares paid last year by those people to American railroads and the prospective fares that may be expected from those who come during the next twelve months. These figures show that to the lines in the western immigrant bureau the revenue from the immigrants amounts to nearly 1000. 900 annually.
Arizona republican., 1902-12-27
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 The Last Royal Prerogative.

From the days of David and Solomon. it has been an axiom that the vIye-, of rCigning or royal princes have no rights" which their lords are bcuud to respect. However these lords might misbehave themselves to the neglect and distress of their lawful spouses. complaint by the injured was consid- cred unseemly, and any notion or d remedy was-or would have been-re- garded as a dangerous form of lunacy
 It was the royal prerogative" or the royal male parsonage to do what he royalty pleased in his domestic reia- tions. As a natural result of this feel ing, the tumble-down old wrecks which call themselves and in fact constitute the royal houses of Europe have be- come-as to the men, with a few shin ing eXceptions-as rotten and disreput- able crowd as infests any part of the earth. Not one in ten of them is fit to be tolerated in any decent society. nor would be so tolerated in the light of what is known of their lives, were it not for their royal or noble status In old times society purged itself of the nastiness of it's royalties by the process Of revolution and massacre-not mak- ing much improvement. perhaps, but a. any rate substituting for the time being vigor for imbecility. Since the strong nations" have arrogated to themselves the duty of policing the world" rev olutions" are not permitted and royal houses degenerate unchecked.
 The crown princess of Saxony has shocked all the royalties of Europe by asserting the prerogative of a ser respecting woman and abandoning the disreputable scamp of a husband who was making her life misera bic It is said that her conduct has shocked her royal father and may possibly kill her royal father-in-law. We may regret the mental distress of these old num- bugs, but it is better that they both de or shock than that a presumably re- spectable woman should be compelled to condone the offenses of a worthless husband. The world will applaud one of the first royal women to assert the rights of feminine royalty. But if masculine royalty is to be deprived Of the royal prerogative of making a do- mestic brute of himself we do not see what is left of the divinity which once dld hedge king. It was about the last royal prerCgative left.-San Francisco Chronicle.
Arizona republican., 1902-12-27
No More Holidays Needed.

Representative Martin of South Da- kota has introduced a bill in congress making october 21 a legal holiday, be
 cause it is the anniversary of the dis covery Q; America. The people of he United States have become so familiar with the fact that America has been discovered that it fails to excite mucl enthusiasm at present. They are cc'e- brating the event in one way and an ether all the year round, and it is no; necessary to set apart any special day I1 commemorate the event. We have as many general holidays at present az a practical and busy nation needs. The practice, almc~t " ''ei al among the people. of taking vacations of from a week to a month during the summer
Arizona republican., 1902-12-27
In Tw enty-Six Years.

The mutability of the United States senate is well illustrated by a musty roll call discovered on Saturday. II was used January 31, 1877, almosl twenty-six years ago. The roll shows seventy-five names. Of these but five are now members of the senate Ali son. COckren. Jones of Nevada. Mitchell and Teller. Allison and Cockrell are the only ones who have served continu- cusly since that date. On the roll call are the names of Bayard, Blaine, Burn side. Conkling, Frelinghuysen, HImlin. Ingalls,. Logan, Mcdonald. Morrill,. Cglesby. Salisbury. sharon, Sherman, Thurman and Windom.-New- York World.