Evening journal., 1902-04-07
BILL JONES IN
IN THH QUARRY
SandtOWn Statesman Not a
Good LinguiSt
Tells About The Troubles Of a Man
Who Lost His FayOrite Dog
Recently
Bell Vue Kwary near Mariaoorze
Klaymont Nookassel Delewer

Bell Nue kWary near MarlnOOrle
Klaymont Nookassel Delewer
Aperil Seventh 19 numbered an 2.
Mrs. Mary Ann Jones, Sandtown shoo-
streeng districkt Kent Kountee
Delewar.
Mi deer Mary Ann-We air gittin
out the stone tew bid the wall wat
me an mister Addix air goin tew bid
round Delewar. Hit seems tew be
purity hard but ez Mister Addix sez hit
haint no yuse collonizin italyins less
yew hev a stone wall round EN-.
halnt feelln very good over this job
fer KANT seem tew git on tew thee
italyan langwidge an hit sertinly is
diskuragin. We haint gittin along
very fast with the wlrk..
Me an the cullered feller haint got
rested yet for we walked up heer frum
Mahons ditch an hit wuz wurz than
thinnin korn in muddy ground.
Bob" Blaiklee who is a bruther
tew Seniter Blaiklee, hez lost wun NV
his dawgs and hit sertinly is tuchin
tew heer him goin on. Ell yew see a
leetle bench legged spanyal dawg
telegram tew Bob" to wunst.
Sum noospaper fellers played a meen
trick on Bob" jest at the time his hart
wuz brealdn over loozin his dawg. Hit
wuz this away.
The Brandeewine WIZ a ragin ft tew
bust hits banks wen the telefone rung
an a feller sez:
"Hello."
Hello" sez Bob, wat dew yew
want
rs that Bob Blaiklee
YES" sez he.
Mister Blail1lee. this IL the mornin
Sunbeem an we want tew no how hi
the water is out tew risin sun"
"Hev yew seed q bench legged
spanyal?" sez Bob.
mo we haint seen no durn dawg.
How hi Is the water?"
Thee water kin wait" sez Bob,
kind Nv sassy like q want tew find
mi dawg. How much will hit kost
tew put an Advertisement in the paper
fer him?'
Hit will cost yew Is eents"
Hits tew much" said Bob. "Ill give
yew 10 sents."
Eff yew will tell us how the water
is we will put hit in fer nuthin."
"Hits a CO." sez Bob.
All lt WU I'LL ANAAH AAAN AAtAflliNAlfNA
feller all he noze. The fellor put hit
in tho paper an he put the dawgs
naime in the paper Bob kicked his
self fer not gittin the dawgs picter
took las summer out to Brandeewine
Springs so that hit could bin put in
the paper tew. In a bout a week the
noospaper feller sent Bob a bill fer 10
sents an he had hit tew pay. He SER
tinly w7uz a mad feller Mary Ann. Ef
yew see Bobs dawg telefone us at Bobs
expense.
cit kind NV lonely Nv mites sense
/ hey bin heer fer the frogs don't holler
ez sweet ez they done down tew Ma
hons ditch.
John Lemon. the feller wat got
Marshall Short an Detecktive Fran
eiss and anuther feller tew waite vile
he got a drink is drinkin yet an
gess thet them fellers is a waitin yet.
Lemon is a good feller an he is sleepin
with me- He is kind Nv restless NV
mites an hit bothered me till got yused
tew hit.
Ef yew kin find them green goggels
wat ust tew ware in thrashin weet
send EN- tew me fer the flashin Nv the
blastin pOuder hurts mi ize.
Hits movin along Mary Ann an am
a hopin tew git kalled Off
frum heer an put on mi blue
yunyform an brass buttuns fer me an
Mister Addix is gittin the trollee line
intu snaps fer this fall. Hit must be
dun purity sune fer we air gOin tew
talk the italyans and kullered fellers
on a trip about November.
Don't fergit the green gOggels.
Hit haint no ylse fer yew tew look
fer "Bobs" dawg fer heer thet thare
wuz a dawg upset a kole oyle stove
down tew atlantick sitty an set fire tew
the hole town. Hit must hev bin
"Bobs" dawg fer hits a dimmykrat
dawg an likes tew lay round the stove.
Ef hit wuz a shepperd dawg we wud
tri tew ketch hit an put an Addix
Kollar on hit an talk hit tew Karkroffi
tew watch that ChikagO kOw wat Mis-
ter Addix bowt frum Mrs. O'Leeree af-
ter hit had kicked over a lamp in Chi
kagO an burnt the hole City up.
YOro Rigiu Husband