Evening journal., 1902-02-20
CAUGHT AT RANDOM

/ A1AO0l n 1 NAAANDOANA
Arthur f. Layton, who directs the
cleaning Of Detroit's streets. fought in
many lands as a British soldier, princi-
pally with General Graham and Lord
Wolseley during the memorable British
campaign in the early SOS. He pos
sesses a number of medals, including
the Khedive's star, presented to him by
Tewfk Pasha in 1884.
Teacher-What zone is this in which
we live?
Johnny rate.
Teacher-Correct Now. what is
meant by a temperate zone?'
Johnny-lt's place whore it's freeZ-
in cold in winter an red-hot in sum
mer
Professor A. A. Trevor Of Greencas-
tie, Ind, has been nominated by the
faculty of Boston University to the
John Sleeper fellowship of that institu-
uon, which provides, free of expense,
for a fiscal year. the making Of a per-
Isonal research in foreign country. He
has selected Palestine for this work.
There was a crush at the wedding,
l suppose?" Crush?' Why, the ushers
had to form a flying wedge in order to
get the bridal party up to the altar
McJigger-I understand "hippopota-
mus means "river-horse." ] wonder
| il there's any Latin name for sea
dog. for instance?
fThff, on r,, br,1,-- NTaxhn fhnffc vvhot tsa1-
lligatOr means. An alligator looks
like a sort of submarine dachshund.
SinegrO Mdhara, a Japanese student
from lbara, Japan who has just enter
ed the University of Chicago, has been
granted all his expenses by the univer-
lsity authorities because he had the
courage to journey all the way to
Chicago to prepare himself to be a
missionary among his people in Ha-
wall
So many persons are operated on
every day that it is becoming quite a
distinction to go to the grave all in
one piece.
A bore who asked. Isn't it cold?'
Was finally shot
And now he's exclaiming, we're told
"Whew Isn't it hot?"
Professor Cook Vanbenschoten, one
Wesleyans best-known and oldest pro
lessons, died last Friday. Probably no
scholar i'm America studied at SO many
different schools. including Berlin,
Bonn, GOtunger and Athens Universe
tiles, after his American education was
finished at Armenia Seminary, Genesee
college, Syracuse University. Hamilton
college and Madison University.
Towne-You were saying you met
Cassidy in Caseys saloon last night,
and YOU heard him giving the Ancient
Order of Hibernians--
Browne-Yes. so did.
Towne-Why don't you finish IL?
What did he give them?
. Browne-Ohl You misunderstood
me. He merely gave the Ancient Or
der Of Hibernians. He called for whis-
KEY.
Professor Charles Whitney Caiman
I of Chicago has invented a machine
70 which will produce on screen solid
LIQUID. OPAQUE. transparent, animals
D and inanimate objects The tense act
? as an opera glass. and the photograph
r. or painting, or picture is enlarge'
e about fifteen times its area when throw
S upon the screen, making re
e production that is perfect in color ant
d shading,
X London is still Obliged TO impor
s. polyglot clerks for her mercantil
e houses. as the English too seldom TAX
l. the trouble TO learn foreign languages
Hello. there!" the wagon tongu
70 called facetiously to the wheel, "yo
ct look tired"
e. Yes" replied the wheel quickly
X many a wheel has become tired be
in cause a Vaughn tongue spoke to
OF much"
Sc The Rev. Henry A. Sullivan, rectC
be of the Cathedral of the Holy Cross.
ut Boston. administers to the spiritui
r. wants of the largest congregation
It's New England. his parishioners nun
" bering between 5000 and 5000.
go Prussia has 200 meteorological ST
*, tions fully equipped. 1900 rain gaul
r. stations and 1.40O stations that reco
k storms and unusual phenomena. III
,ly results OF their observations are I
nd duced and published for each week,
a each month and for each year.
'sy
at The lands reclaimed by irrigation
a California. Colorado and other Weste
ci- States appreciate 6,50O,0O0 acres.