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The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1902-12-23
Loss Of Life in Navigating
the Great Lakes
THE OCEAN SEAMAN DOES NOT REALIZE THE
DANGERS THAT BEsET HIS INLAND BROTHERS.

British steamer Algoma stranded on
south shore Isle Royal, Lake Superior; 4S
lives lost. November Z, 1885.
American steamer Champaign burned on
Ffsherman's Island, Lake Michigan; ~
lives lost. June II, 1857.
American steamer Vernon founders on
Lake Michigan; Al lives lost. October 20,
1887.
Steel steamer Western Reserve breaks in
two on Lake Superior; % persons drowned.
September l. 1892
Propeller Wococken ashore off Lake
Point, Lake Erie; IA lives lost. October II,
1893 ~
Propeller Dean Richmond founders of
Dunkirk, Lake Erie; % lives lost. October
IA, 1893.
Tide OFF Point AUX Barques, Lake Huron;
"a lives lost. November Z, 1893.
In the six years between 1894 and
1900 among many lesser disasters oc-
Cured the following: On the 18th
of May violent storm ragged
throughout the northwest, and many
lives were lost on the great lakes;I
on January "a, 1895, the steamer Chi
cora sank on Lake Michigan, and q
lives were lost; the following year,
during heavy storm, the Idaho was
sunk near Long Point, Lake Erie, and
10 persons drowned; on December $,
1897, the steamer Niagara foundered
in Lake Erie, and 16 lives were lost:
on March 20, 1899, the steamer Mar
garet Olwil was lost on Lake Erie,
and nine persons went down.
Mr.. George Ethelbert Walsh writes
IN Casters Engineering Magazine
that in building up the commerce
of the great lakes at first safety was
sacrificed to cost; the reason being
that the precautions necessary for
ocean voyages was not needed for ves-
] sells engaged in the lake trade. Tha
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1902-12-23

Bookkeeping ypewrng had been
considered in education IN UTTER HELPLESSNESS SHE
WAS THROWN UPON HER OWN RESOURCES.
might have suggested position dressmakers model While
putting dresses and hats show the clients this might
eight dollars week. and gradually become familiar with
the duties of saleswoan Perhaps she might
$25 per week, this work the limit of ambition.
On the other hand suppose this chose the Her
sona appearance and intelligence coupled with adapb would stand
her good Even she started in the chorus she would
what she would the beginning of other and the
favorable than if she
started model
The important point favor of the stage of vel
hood found the fact that for ordinary parts scarcely training
required there any other line of employment where this is true
Nine Of the theatrical companies have had training
Their qualification lies gifts An appearance
pleasing and of intelligence will enable her
they lucky, from the very beginning fairly large salary
Chorus girls have heard of who have high positions
within few weeks Such but this
chance this alurng of fame and fortune the irresistible at
traction Of life behind the
Though they without training saying that theatrical
people THE STAGE DEMANDS A LIFE OF
HARD WORK. compared with the certainty of drudgery for
held other professions its chances of
ton dazzling Is it, he wonder that especially
the unframed of society," should choose the STAGE
stead less attractive and less remuneratve epoments?
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1902-12-23

tossing and foaming and
churning most tremendously far as
the eye can see, how fares it with the
brave men that even in these cruel
December winds are battling with
the lakes. Anxiously, after some UNI
usually heavy storm, the. papers are
scanned, and as one reads of won
derful escapes upon Lake Superior,
that great, deep sea that never gives,
up her dead, one thinks the days of
miracles not yet over; and when one
reads, as one does not infrequently,
of brave commander the last to
leave his doomed vessel, one thrills
that the days of heroism and heroes
are still with us.
1 have been told many sailor, and
many an officer, that leads the haz-
ardous life of lake mariner, is
what may be called superstitious;
that they are given to the consulting
of spiritualist mediums, clairvoyants,
and such, and one at all familiar with
the perils that surround these men
does not feel like ridiculing them.
There are luOluclllS WHICH
other than mans aid seems most
needful, and it may be the belief i'll
powers occult or supernatural helps
often when hopelessness would weak
en- the courage and make powerless
the arm.
And yet, looking over statistics OF
the wrecks on or near the coast, pub
lished in the annual report of the
United States life-saving service, one
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1902-12-23
Human Nature.

81 despise hypocrite," says
Boggs.
$50 do IT, says Cloggs. Nov, take
Knoggs, for example; he's the biggest
hypocrite on earth. 1 despise that
man."
But you appear to be his best
friend"
ooh, yes; try to appear friendly
towards him. It pays better in the
end."-Tit-Bits.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1902-12-23
He Might Live Too Long.

Old Hardcash-Yes, Miss Young
thing has given me some encourage
ment; at least she hasn't refused me.
She says she first wishes to see my
family Bible. presume she wants to
make sure that am no older than I
say.
Friend-No, she doesn't.
"Eh? Then what can she want?"
"she wants to see if you come of a
long-lived family."-N. Y. Weekly.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1902-12-23
Intcrruntions.

81 am afraid that people will be
annoyed if we continue to talk aloud,
said Mrs. Cumrox's daughter as she
seated herself in an obscure corner
of the box at the theater.
well, DEAR" answered her mother,
''if we annoy them any more than
this music and applause annoys me,
I'm sorry for them. "-Washing
Star,
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1902-12-23
On the Spanish Main.

The great pirate was sorely per-
picked.
'How can we keep away the board
ers?" he roared, as the ships swung to-
gether.
"Give them prunes and red herring"
advised the second officer.
After the terrible struggle the great
pirate remembered the joke and forced
the second officer to walk the plank.
81 had to do this" apologized the
great pirate, "to prevent him treading
the boards in minstrel show. IN.
Y. Herald.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1902-12-23
For enc same Renson,

''I never understood why they called
it angel cake"
Simple as peach pie. They call it
angel cake because-well, for the same
reason they call the railroad the New
York Central"
81 don't tumble"
"Why, the railroad takes you to New
York. baltimore News
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1902-12-23
New Version of Old story,

Arthur-Do you mean to tell me you
proposed to that Miss Bloomer? Why,
she smokes cigarettes, drinks high
balls, boxes, fences and is really more
like man than
Percy-I know! know!
Arthur-What did she say when you
asked her to be your wife?
Percy-Said she'd be a brother to me.
Town Topics.
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0HGTIIL SUIU
home?"

Sheriff sold you out o. house and
home?"
yes suh-thanky."
''Never left penny?"
"No, suh--thanky!"
"Well, what in the mischief have you
got to be thankful for!"
Good Lawd, Marse Tom-don't you
see l still livin'! ''-Atlanta Constitu-
ton.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1902-12-23
Philosophically Considered.

students of the subject say that it
is dangerous for man to have too
much meat" remarked the beef trust
promoter consolingly.
'Yes," answered the consumer; "but
you can't always go by what the stu
dents say. They have also declared
that it is sometimes dangerous for q
man to have too much money."-Wash.
ington Star.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1902-12-23
Quite Il Difference.

"What kind of a letter did your hus-
band write when ne was away?"
she started: My Precious Treas
ure,' and ended by sending love-"
Elbow did you answer?"
II started with: My Precious Treas
urer, and ended with Send me fifty ("
IN. Y. Times.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1902-12-23
Wanted Years Guaranty.

cts almost impossible, dear, to
lease house for a shorter term than
one year, nowadays" he said, $50, to
protect myself, l must ask you"
"Ask me what?" interrupted his
bride-to-be.
''To agree not to seek divorce until
the expiration of the first years lease"
Catholic Standard
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1902-12-23

81 can't comprehend why you dick
cred SO long about the price of that
suit. You don't intend to pay for it,
anyway
Gust because I've got conscience.
I want that poor chap of tailor to
lose as little as possible. "-Fliegende
Blaetter.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1902-12-23
Wrong Diagnosis.

"The trouble with YOU the doctor
said, after examining the voting man,
"seems to be that something is the
matter with your heart"
with my hearth"
eyes. To give it name, it is angina
pectoris."
you'll have to guess again, doctor"
said the young man. ''That isn't her
name at all."-Chicago Tribune.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1902-12-23
Wy Do Society Women
Go Upon the Stage * * *
BY MRS. ROBERT OSBORN,
Manager of Mrs. osborn's Play House, New York.

believe that society women and for that matter,
other women who possess even small degree of tall
ent for the stage and compelled to their lv-
ing find in the actress profession their best opening
Take the of young woman who came to
me the other day to find out what she could do to sup
port herself She unusually attractive in appear
ance, TALL graceful, her clothes well, and seemed
far above the average young person She had not had
the slightest training in any business or profession
She couldn't cook she couldn't sew, she had never
trimmed hat. She did not know how to paint en-
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1902-12-23
A Gfrl of Duouekne.

There was fair girl in Duquesne
Who was awfully, awfully, vuesne,
Shed look in the glass
Whenever she'd pass,
And in time she became quite insuesne
Brooklyn Life.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1902-12-23

"He says he's bound to have his pags-
zine read"
"How's he going to do it?"
He's going to put the re~3ing mat
ter where the advertising Usually is"
Detroit Free Press.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1902-12-23
"But you appear to be his best
Doing Her nest.

ga husband and wife should try to
cooperate" said the woman who gives
good advice. Each should endeavor
to supply what may be lacking in the
others nature"
"That's just what Charley and are
trying to do" answered young Mrs.
Torkins, with sigh. Charley is play
ing a system at the races and have
Joined Don't Worry club. Wash
ington Star.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1902-12-23
In the Choosing
of Mates
BY REV. JENKIN LLOYD JONES,
Pastor Al Souls Church, Chicago.

a accomplishments avail where youth and beauty Decline
where the goods of this world powerless.
And you young woman 1t beooves these days take
the prosa judgments of the head
nng bells of in the heart am
should investigate closely income your escort for you
willing into humble partnership cottage and
labor the task of homang
wortly recprocates true love- worthy such
love- the whom you wound by refusas
Young man. belle of the drawing Calico with
the perpexes washing day before her. before you complete your
estimate Young watch the movement of gaans
mind when he full dress dress parade You pleased
when glove brings early voets That is WE'LL bit
note how he greets child with the dirty face that stbes
under his Note what word he has for the
patience prepares his food for him the Kitchen and what his
greeting the waserwonan neither handsome well
well Aye how he treats the horse that not his
and his neighbours dog.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1902-12-23

Does Mrs. Strongmind believe in
the brotherhood of man?'
yes; but she doesn't think it's of
any Importance. She believes in the
sisterhood of women."-Puck.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1902-12-23

regarded something to be almost incredible The
strange things of the past the commonplace of to-day
1t clubs that have done the work for doubt if
the suffrage organizations stronger than they
few years ago. believe they less strong They Mrs STAN
and the work of Miss Anthony But irresbl, if indirectly
and unconousy the woens clubs associations leagues and fedora
pressing the victory In the early days of Soros
suffrage forbidden esteemed dangerous handle
Now scarcely the doorway of womn club that do not hear
applause greeting of the need of
tribute the wolans forward
look days when shall be fully recognized by the government
This cordial attitude of the clubs makes difficult
get members for suffrage associations.
WOMAN SUFFRAGE is THE LEAVEsN THAT IS LEAV-
ENING THE WHOLE WOMAN'S CLUB LUMP. And the enor-
and spread of the clubs the of
organized has only ask be PRAC-
TICAI4LY THE WOMAN SUFFRAGE CAUSE IS WON.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1902-12-23
4 81 Es7M Z i + "A
Keeping the Baby Quiet.

Young Popperton-Wife has gone
shopping and left me in charge of the
baby, and 1 am put to it to know how to
keep the little fellow quiet.
Grimshaw CATER regarding the
bowling and comforting juvenile critic
allyn should think you could easily
keep him quiet, both i'll vocal and
physical way, by gagging him careful
ly. tying his hands behind his back
binding his feet together, mailing his
clothes to the floor, and then admins
tering chloroform to him.-Tit-Bit
The Paradox.
What language is ours, Oh! we gods!
It's idioms oft are deceivin'.
We speak of folks being at odds
Whenever they strive to get even.
Philadelphia Press.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1902-12-23

Lady-How are you on fancy dishes?
Cook-I'm very careful, but the best
of us has accidents sometimes.-De-
troit Free Press.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1902-12-23

t11ere IS H1l11d, see That the Object OF
your love is possessed of intelli-
gence, of purpose, and particular
ly that quality of thought concern
ing the permanent and superlative
concerns of life as promise congen-
iality, and companionship in the
realms beyond and above, where So
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1902-12-23
Sacrifice Sale.

The handsome young man halted at
the beauty tent in the church fair.
80 you are selling kisses for 81 for
the benefit of the church? 2" he asked.
Yes" said the pretty girl, blushing.
"Any reduction?"
"Well, if the right man came along
might sell one for 80 ts."-Chicago
Daily News.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1902-12-23
The We m MS Rights
Battle Is Won ~ - ~
BY LILLE DEVEREAUK BLAkE
P,esdenf of tie Metz York City Lesislafive Leasue

2ACTICALLY, the suffrage battle is I
cannot remember the beginnings of the struggle, but in
days that well within my recollection the
ment that proposed to address public meet
ing likely to be greeted in any company with bursts
of LAUGHTER while that woman should desire to vote
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1902-12-23
81 beliebe lie got nibble!"
vile Courier-J ournal.
Weighs and NIenns.

Eere is a simple problem, yet
'Tis hard to answer right;
How can ton of coal SO dark
Turn out so very light?
Chicago Daily News.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1902-12-23

An Incompre hensibility.
White folks is so foolish
Dey worries me heap.
'Sists on eatin' turkey
When 'possum's jes' as cheap.
Washington Star.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1902-12-23
Bamed the Butcher.

The ak sank deeply in the block,
And all around was red;
The turkey in two pieces dropped,
OF which the smaller said:
"Oh, butcher, you may think you've won
But surely I'm head"'
IN Y Herald
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1902-12-23

I THIS season of the year
those that live on the
shores of our great inland
seas wonder, as they look
upon the stormy waters
tossing and foaming and
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1902-12-23

would do for culture for creed But young
man. you prize your happiness you go where
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1902-09-29
EARTHQUAKE SHOCKS
AND HUGE TIDAL WAVE

Mexico City. Sept. 2s.-Later reports
from Safina Cruz. the Pacific terminus
of the Tehauntepec railroad, regarding
the earthquakes Tuesday, confirm
first reports. There were seventy
shocks that afternoon and in the mean
time a furious gale and storm sprang
up.
At 10 o'clock at night the storm had
Increased 10 a severity never expert
enced within the memory OF the Oldest
inhabitants. A huge tidal wave leaped
forward from the sea, lifting thirty
and fifty-ton blocks like cookie shells
and sweeping the Titan crane over into
the sea. The wave invaded part OF the
town, destroying some OF the houses.
and il is thought that damage must
also have been done to the completed
portion OF the port works. The loss
viii be half a million dollars.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1902-09-29
MANTI DEMOCRATS.
Confidence Expressed That Sanpete
Will Change Politics.

Manu, Sept. ga Democratic Drj-
mary 10 select delegates TO the county
convention was held in this city last
evening There were present eighteen
Democrats and exactly the same num-
Der of Republicans.
the first business transacted was the
selection of delegates. The following
were named: George Scott, Otto OF
tosen, W. =. Richey, Fred Anderson.
Alexander Tenant, w. F. Reid, J. A.
hougaard, @. NJ. Spicer, Fred Kam-
hermann and Paul J. Nielsen. The
alternates are l.. A. LAUDER, Julius
Jensen, c. w. Bird, Ernest Munk and
Alma Johnson.
C. F. Carlson was selected for pre-
einct justice by reclamation. ]. p.
Squire was the choice of the meeting
for precinct constable, and his obiec-
tons TO this nomination were over
ruled by the party members present,
IN consequence of which his name viii
be placed on the ticket 10 be voted for
IN November, regardless of his declina-
ton
The executive committee Is composed
Of the following: ]. A. Hougaard
chairman, and G. NJ. Spicer, secretary.
Two committeeman were selected from
each Of the four districts in the city.
District No. 1. Fred Anderson and c.
r. Carlson; district No. 2, Otto Otto
sen and Henry Wintch; district No. 3.
w. B. Richey and Alexander Barton;
district No. 4. w. F. Reid and Alexan-
der Tenant.
The naming of vice chairman hav-
ing up to this time been omitted, Otto
ottosen was selected 10 hold that posi-
ton
The delegates will go to the county
convention. to be held at Mt. Pleasant
Monday. uninstructed. The executive
committee was given the power TO fill
any vacancies that may occur.
As the business before the primary
was disposed of before p. m. 1t was
suggested that George Scott. our pres
ent city recorder. give a Democratic
speech before adjournment 10 which
Mr.. Scott consented. He, dwelt mostly
on what is commonly known as ina
chine" domineering in politics. and said
Il vas about time 10 put a stop TO such
methods Of running politics Mr.. Scott
proposed as a remedy the election OF a
majority Of the Democratic county
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1902-09-29
UINTAH POLITICS.
Lively Contests For Democratic
Nominations.

Nominations.
Vernai, Sept. 26.-The Democratic
primaries. which will be held in the
different precincts tomorrow, viii be
well attended from present indications.
The several candidates for the legis-
lature expect to go to the convention
with solid delegations from their re-
spectiYe precincts, and a lively con-
test. although a friendly one, will no
doubt occur for this Office. County
Chairman John G. Davis has announced
himself a candidate for representative
also. which makes five aspirants now
in the field, namely: George Billings
of Jensen, Warren Johnson Of Buena
Vista, James Shaffer of Naples, Will
liam O'Neill and John G. Davis, Of
VernaL Several ballots will be re-
quired to settle the matter.
Frank NJ. Young is making a can
vass among the probable delegates in
the interest of his candidacy for the
county clerkship. Peter Hansen, the
present incumbent, who is again can
didate, has a strong following.
II now looks as though for sheriff
William Preece viii have clear sail
ing.
At the ball game yesterday, which
was arranged between Vernal and Fort
Duchesne, and upon which consider
able money was wagered, Vernal made
a score Of y. to for the soldiers.
Six innings only were played, when
darkness put a stop to the game.
A heavy frost visited this section
last night
At the Burt.n's Park races the In
dams from the reservation We're very
much in evidence and walked away
with everything they went after. They
won over the fastest horses in the
county
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1902-09-29
WILL NAME GOOD
TICKET TODAY
Democratic Convention to Meet
at 1890 O'Clock.
CANDIDATES ARE PLENTIFUL
MANY STRONG MEN READY FOR
RACE.

THE Democrats will hold their coun-
~ convention today in christen-
sens hall. II will be called TO
order at 1880 o'clock by County Chair
man Noble Warrum.
The first order will be the appoint
ment of committees. Then a recess
win be taken until the afternoon.
Judge II. p. Henderson will be the tenn
porary chairman.
Just what the order of business for
the afternoon will be is not definitely
known. although the general feeling is
that the committee to which IL viii be
referred will decide upon the election
Of the state legislative ticket first.
An effort viii be made TO transact all
the business which will come before
the convention without adjourning
over until tomorrow. That will neces-
state a night session. But II viii not
probably be long, as It is anticipated
the majority OF the nominations will
be by reclamation.
The hardest fight will occur upon
the nomination for sheriff. The prob
abilities are that il will be settled upon
the first ballot. While il is true there
will be more than one candidate for
several Of the other county offices,
which VIII require a ballot, there is
little doubt as 20 what the result will
be- The only interest the ballots will
AFFORD will be the determination of the
majority of the successful candidate.
1t is the consensus OF opinion that
Simon Bamberger and w. NJ. Bradley
will be the choice Of the convention
for the state senate.
For the house the following were
most talked about: Rulon S. Wells,
brother of Governor Wells; Louis S.
Hills of the Deseret National BANK; c.
p. Overfleld, Thomas Morris. a stone
mason: DR.. A. C. Ewing, Frank B.
Stephens, attorney; Colonel A. c. Ellis.
attorney: NJ. Spencer. teacher; ID. r.
Allen, member of the board of regents
Of the University OF Utah; NJ. NJ. But
Ter. farmer. of Mil Creek.
The county ticket most discussed fol-
lows: Treasurer, William H. Dale;
sheriff, Ham Naylor; auditor. George
Wood; assessor, Milando Pratt or John
Halverson; clerk, Bishop o. F. Whit
ney or George d. Piper; recorder,
Thomas Aston; attorney, Judge An
drew Howat; surveyor. George w.
Snow or w. II. Evans; county commits
sioners, John Clark, George Whitaker,
James Jensen of Sandy.