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The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1902-10-10

an him an another Teller. MCGUIRE
by name. took the rich chaps cat
boat an went sailin'. The actor
didn't know nothin' bout sailin'. an
Mcclure knew less. Then, 70 have
the cheek to take the rich feller's
boat! An such boat!
"The minute we saw 'em start out
we said, 'Therell be the dickens 10
pay!' An we were right. There
was.
"'Twa'n't more'n an hour before
they was stuck hard an fast over
there in that channel. bout a hun
dred yards from shore. No matter
what they did, they couldn't move.
We saw 'em pushin' an shown an
jerlin' and wrestlin' with the pile
o. sand they was on, but they match
erly couldn't bulge il. They stayed
there for hours workin', an loafin'
some, ] guess. The actor chap an
the girl not half so misabel as Nc
CURE, as had talked right smart
bout how he could sail boat
ut seems that pretty soon the girl
begun to get hungry. an then what
does the actor chap do but swim 10
shore 10 get her somethin' to eat
lie hadn't got out o. sight before, as
luck would have IL, a gust of wind
come long an blew the boat Off the
sand into the bay without bit o.
trouble. Away il goes then sailin',
with that idiot McGuire at the helm.
BY some sort o. miracle il gets round
the island without no accident. an
comes in here TO the buoy, where.
hitchin' il with an old rope he found
somewheres in the cabin, Mcclure
proceeds to wade in in all his clothes
to get the girls bathin' suit, SOS
she could wade in, too.
'Then was the time for the rotten
rope to break half in two, an IL did
it. Lord, The big waves comm
swoopin' in didn't do nothin' to that
there cat-boat but lift it straight up
out o. the water, whirl ii round a
time or two. havin' fun a-plenty with
il. an the Cir inside, screamin', half
dead with frigh., then, smashin' the
rudder. breakin' the boom in two an
wrenchin' the sails to strips, they
filings the little boaD up here on the
sand to stay, a wreck for life"
"And the girl?" asked. "What
became of her?"
''They took her out o. the cabin
more dead than alive. an carried her
home to her mother"
With that. lapsing into q brooding
silence, he pulled away at his pipe
"Sid," j began, timidly, by and by,
when / could no longer restrain my
curiosity, (which man did she
marry?"
''If I remember right" he replied
taking the pipe away from his mouth
and blowing the smoke seward
"they said she had gone of unbe'
knownst to her mother. an married
the actor chap what didn't have q
| cent to his name. an no clear pros
| pect o. maxim one. Married him,
reckon, because he never got back e
the boat tall with them provisions
for her"
After time he added. disgustedly
"But what difference did il make wh'
she married? Look at the boat
Woman's Home Companion.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1902-10-10

An amusing story Is told OF the
GROWING of the rose queen OF a
country district near Paris. The Sc
lccted queen. as one Of the formali-
ties OF awarding their dover. was
asked by the mayor for the name OF
her fiancc. II have none" she r.
piled. Notified that sweetheart
was indispensable. the young lady
added timidly: II thought the mu-
nicipality provided everything neccs-
sary." Straightway "a young swain
presented himself as an aspirant, and
being ms promptly accepted all thing
became regular and in order,
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1902-10-10
SHAW AND ROOSEVELT.
said to Diner on the Tariff, and The ~
IL Trouble an the Repub-
Iican Camp.

The report comes from New York in
a special dispatch to that usually we'll
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1902-10-10

II appears from the campaign
speeches thata all the good things which
have come upon the country are due TO
the Dingley tariff; all the bad things
are the result Of natural laws. over
which the republican party has had no
control. Thus, while republican policy
has caused good crops and general
prosperity. II has had nothing to do
with the growth Of trusts. which
merely illustrate a universal tendency.
The general advance of prices indi-
Gates the prosperity flowing from the
tariff; II wages and salaries have not
advanced correspondingly. it is be-
cause they are controlled by the law
Of supply and demand. A similar dis
tinction runs through the whole po-
litical and economic field. III not al
WAYS convincing II i most convenient
Yet sometimes II is q little confusing
TO the logical mind.-Philadelphia
ledger
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1902-10-10

what definite power il ought to have.
but the only way to give it is by an
amendment 10 the constitution, the
nature of which cannot be stated in
advance. But il will take great while
TO get the amendment, and we can have
time to study il out. All / can say is
that we must act with the greatest firm
ness and caution, courage and delibera-
tion, do nothing until we are sure we
are right. and doft without hesita-
tion."
Would not that be in reality all that
he did say in his speech at Cincinnati
or in the speeches that have preceded
it? As we have paraphrased his utter
ances they seem nonsensical. But is
the paraphrase unfair or. incomplete?
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1902-10-10

Desire for tariff revision is not sud
Gen outburst. Anyone who is familiar
With the temper Of the west, as re-
vealed In the newspapers or in common
talk. knows that the fire has long been
smoldering. IL has not been for the
sake Of providing entertaining reading
that republican conventions in Oregon.
idaho. Wisconsin and Iowa have re-
Gently declared for revision. The re-
pnblicans are in such dead earnest
about the matter that Speaker Hender-
son says their bitterness in his own
district can hardly he imagined. II
Hanna. Henderson and the school OF
politicians whose motto Is: "After MS.
the dcluge!" continue TO choke the
vent in the crater they can reckon upon
an explosion compared with which the
withdrawal Of Speaker Henderson IS
Nrht puff OF SMOKEY. Y. Post
-------~------+---
The friends ~ Gen. Algcr are in.
sisfine on his election, rs United States
senator 70 "vindicate" him. Among
those against whom he must be vindi.
Gated are President Mckinley. who
compelled him TO REIGN from the cab.
met. and Col. Roosevelt. who signed
the round robin that brought matters
against him to an issue.--Waterbury
(Conn.) American frepl.
Arizona republican., 1902-06-21
WHAT A PORTLANDER SAW.

An old Portlander, who has been travelling in the east for several weeks, has returned. He has concluded that way for him.
 He was returning from a suburban resort to the city one day and saw d bad tough knocked out by a lady. The contemptible hound had snuggled up to one lady so close that she left the train. and he then crowded up against another lady and acted very rudely. She pulled out one of her hatpins and jabbed it clean through his leg above the knee. He gave an agOniZed yell and got out of the car as quickly as possible, and just fell off the platform.
 After reaching the city the Port lander took the street car to go to his hotel. An old man who sat near him signalled to the conductor and got off the car on the wrong side. A vast trench had been blasted out in the center Of the street, in which d sub way is to be constructed. This trench is thirty feet in depth, and the old man stepped from the car down into it. He was picked up and thrown into a bucket" in which rock is hosted out, the engine went "chu, chu, chu, ' and he was brought to the surface On q run: an ambulance drove up, he was thrown in and taken away to a hospi- tai and the car proceeded.
 The Oregonian was perfectly satis- fled with his experience of life in New York. and does not banker for any more of it.-Portland Oregonian.
Arizona republican., 1902-06-21
THE REPUTATION OF Dr. HIBBARD
as an Educated and successful special-

as an educated and Su ccee6ful Sp6c1al- tst is thorough ughlyEestablished. His reliabili- fully acknowledged. Don't experiment.; make no mistake; get the best treat ment. pr. Hubbard succeeds in cases that baffie ordinary physicians. Don't fool with electric belts or treatment by sample and trial packages. Shun electro medical devices, etc. tions. If you do your condition will be worse instead of better. treat each case by itself, not by job lot system-h1st accurately ascer- taining the disease with all it's complications, then applying the most effective remedies. If your case be incurable you will be told SO. If curable, science, skill and experie nee will insure your recovery l make a ands of comparatively young men are broken down by physical weakness and decay. Such cases can be cured. The general practi- tiOner, however, utterly fails. He lacks con- centration of faculties and cannot accom- plish what the skillful specialist can. Blood with it all that is destructive 10 the human system, can be cured without injurious drugs. My method is that of the best Flu ropean specialists. Marked results are seen in a few days. The blood, animal tissues and mesh are restored. Eruptions, alterations. etc. like new man. Danger is ahead If you neglect scientific special treatment. The long CT you wait the more doubtful your case be- comes until at last you become physically wrecked. Cancers and external growths removed without the knife or severe measures. Testimonials at office. Home treatment may be had In somescases although Free. All medicines will be sent according to directions Call or address 2S South Second avenue, Hubbard Building, Phoenix, Arizona Hours: 10 to F, to 3, $ to7.
Arizona republican., 1902-06-21
THEY EXCHANGE GLOVES.
Friendship Between General Hooker
 and Major RanSdell.

What becomes of the "other glove" of the one-armed man has always been a matter of speculation to the thoughtful. Two of these have been discovered recently-that of sergeant at-arms of the senate, Major Dan Ransdell Of Indiana, and that of Gen eral Hooker, the one-armed represen- tative from Mississippi for many years in congress. Soon after Major Rans- dellS arrival in Washington to assume the duties of marshal of the District under the Harrison administration he was walking on the avenue when Gen eral Hooker approached from the op- posite direction. The gentlemen were strangers to each other. It so trans plres that the representative from Mis- siSsippi had just purchased a new pair of gloves. Being very quick to take in a situation, the general saw that the strange and distinguished looking man had lost his right arm. The general was carrying his useless left glove in his hand, habit, by the way, which he has had from the time he gave up his left arm for his country. Quick as a flash General Hooker walked up to Ma jor Ransdell and introduced him. self. They shook hands cordially, the one an officer of the southern army and the other an officer of the Union army. The southern gentleman said a
Arizona republican., 1902-06-21
SHE TOOK IRRIGATION.

Once upon Time there lived in a Boarding Establishment a Man who was cracked on Flying Machines. He dotted on Dirgible Balloons. He boast ed about conquering, Some Day. the Empyrean Vastness. Even now he was walking up and down his scantily furnished Room turning over a Colos- sal Plan in his Giant Mind for the con- struction of q Successful Airship. Sud- denly he solloquiZed: Some day shall fly, l swear it, I shall fly
 Now the Boarding Mistress. who happened along just then. overheard the Boast and immediately secured an Attachment on his Trunk and Other
Arizona republican., 1902-06-21

citement to the vast numbers who have signified their intention of cele- brating the Fourth in Prescott. The Odd Fellows Wednesday evening initiated twelve or thirteen men into the mysteries of the order. A great time was certainly had if noise counted for anything. Several times the police were startled from their reveries by loud noises, but they always discov- cred that it came from the innocent riders of the Odd Fellows goat. which must have been training for the past few months for the strenuous work it underwent last night.
 Mrs. Metzger wife of Dr. Metzger, is expected back in Prescott Sunday morning. She left in i'll health. for Illinois some time ago. thinking the change of climate would be beneficial. But there was no improvement, hence her early return to her home in Pres colt.
 Ben George of Tempe, who is spend ing a few weeks at Iron Springs, came down from that popular summer haunt for a few days visit with friends in Prescott.
 | Messrs. William and Robert Cough | ran, prominent cattlemen from Skull valley, are in Prescott. They have just sent large shipment of their cattle to | Alkre Bros. in Phoenix
 The dog catcher of Prescott is mak- ing stray dogs a rare thing. People with valuable dogs have paid their tax and the metal receipt adorns their pet. John Cave of the New York Life h. surance company is spending a few days at Mayer. Arizona.
 Miss Ina Listerbarger of the Tempe normal school is in Prescott today and will leave in a few days for Camp | Verde. where she will spend the sum- mer.
 Mrs. Fickas and daughter, Miss Bessie, have arrived a Iron Springs where they will spend a few months.
 The scarcity of rooms in Prescott is at present felt quite strongly. The hotels are generally full and the various rooming houses about town have all their rooms rented.
 Many people have taken advantage of the delightful location for tents among the pine trees on the hills in the western suburbs of Prescott. A little town of tents has already appeared | there. CHAS. A. STAUFFER.
Arizona republican., 1902-06-21

There is more Catarrh in this section of the country than all other diseases put together, and until the last few years was supposed to be incurable. For a great many years doctors pro- nounced it a local disease, and pre- scribed local remedies, and by con- stantly failing to cure with local treat ment, pronounced it incurable. Science has proven catarrh to be a constitu- tional disease, and, therefore, requires constitutional treatment. Halls Ca tarrh Cure, manufactured by F. J. Cheney & Co.,, Toledo. Ohio, is the only constitutional cure on the market 1t is taken internally in doses from 10 drops to a teaspoonful. It acts Gi- rectly on the blood and mucous sur faces of the system. They offer one hundred dollars for any case it fails to cure. Send for circulars and testimo- nials. Address,
 F. J. CHENEY X CO.,, Toledo, O.
 Sold by Druggists, 75c.
 Halls Family Pills are the best.
Arizona republican., 1902-06-21
NEWS OF THE " N O R T H
PRESCOTT

Prescott, Ariz., June 19.-(Special correspondence of The Republican-)- A notable wedding took place in Pres colt yesterday. John Fredericks and Fife Pulliam were married at the home of the brides parents at 1O:3O a. m. Rev. Dr. Long of the Congrega- tional church officiated. The couple will go to Coronado Beach for their honeymoon.
 Miss Florence Ford has returned to her home in Prescott. Miss Ford graduated from the Tempe normal school this year and was one of the brightest and most popular in the school. She was one of the three sue cessful contestants that won the an- nual debate between the normal school and the university. Her many friends here congratulate her upon the sue cess she had while in school and well come her return.
 Jules Baumann, general manager and secretary of the Baumann Cop per company, has gone to St. Louis, New York and Boston on company business. The property of the Bau- mann Copper company is on the Agua Fria river several miles from the Val Verde smelter It is being steadily de veloped with encouraging results Three shifts are at work constantly. This property is owned and controlled by Prescott men. H. P. Anewalt is president, Robert F.. Morrison, vice president: w. s. Goldsworthy, treas urer and Jules Baumann, secretary and general manager.
 A death has occurred in Prescott that has cast sorrow ever the Catho- lies of Arizona, and has taken away one of their most earnest workers. Father Edmund Claessen, assistant pastor of Prescott and general visit ing missionary of this parish, which includes Octave, Congress, Jerome and other camps, died at the Sisters hos pital Wednesday morning at :45. He had been confined to his bed for six weeks with typhoid fever. Deceased was but 21 years of age. His sickness is said to have been caused by too much exposure, consequent upon his zeal in visiting his various missions, which kept him almost constantly travelling, sometimes by rail, some times by horse or stage, and sometimes by foot He was a graduate of the famous Louvrain university of Belgium his native country. He was said to be brilliant scholar and a strong, TO- bust man. His death will be a great loss to the Catholics of Arizona. In him they saw real missionary. He came here about two years ago.
 The funeral services will be held in Prescott Friday morning at 10 o'clock The body will be taken from the hos pital at 8 o'clock to the church where it will lie in state till 10 o'clock, when a requiem mass will be sung followed by the procession to the burial ground for the burial ceremonies and the funeral oration.
 Major LeaVell, a retired army officer has leased the R. E. Morrison cottage occupancy to begin about July 1. The Morrison family will move into their handsome new residence, which is now being completed.
 Several men owning the greater part of the stock of the Socorro Gold Min ing company came in Sunday evening from their home in Hartford. Conn Their coming was for the purpose ot attending the annual stockholders
Arizona republican., 1902-06-21
WHAT THE GOVERNORS SAID.

In the corridor of the Capitol Cover nor Candler met Governor McMillin oi Tennessee yesterday afternoon. The two had served their states in congress together and both were delighted at their meeting as governors of sister states.
 Allen, I am governor of the finest state in the south" said Governor Me Millin.
 Ben" replied Governor Candler, q am governor of the finest state in the Union. Journal
Arizona republican., 1902-06-21
AN INVESTIGATION.

Rev. Fourthly-My good boy, how often have I told you it is wrong to go fishing on the Sabbath?
 Tommy--Oh, I ain't tryin' to get fish. I'm jest castin' about for some of the sermons you said were in the running brooks.-New York Sun.
Arizona republican., 1902-06-21
CUTS, BRUISES AND BURNS
 QUICKLY HEALED.

Chamberlain's Pain Balm is an anti septic liniment, and when applied to cuts, bruises and burns, causes them to heal without maturation and much more quickly than by the usual treat ment. For sale by Elvey & Hulett.
Arizona republican., 1902-06-21
CATERS TOOK ALL THERE WAS

The game of base ball at the park yesterday afternoon between the law yers and doctors was won by the for mer by a score of II to s. Capers Cherry performed the remarkable feat of stealing three bags in one continu- ous circuit of the bases. and this caused a fan to remark that being lawyer he took everything in sight Nashville American
Arizona republican., 1902-06-21

Belongings, stating that she had been | bamboozled too often by Boarders who 1 had flown" before.
 , Moral-Think twice before you speak 1 and then don't speak.-New York Sun.
Arizona republican., 1902-06-21

The use of water for sprinkling O irrifgating must be confined betweei and o'clock D. m. Nozzle or spray CT must be attached when in use. Flo violation of above rule water will b' turned off without notice.
 PHOENIX WATER co.
Arizona republican., 1902-06-21

few pleasant things (which he always
 has on tap), and then gracefully of
 fered his 'other glove" to Marshal Ransdell. He just as gracefully took it, and the incident sealed strong and lasting friendship. Since then these two veterans of a cruel war who fought on opposite sides have by mutual agreement exchanged gloves. and whenever one buys q new pair he sends the other one to his friend with the other ralm.-WashingtoI Post.
Arizona republican., 1902-06-21

The fact that strawberries are glut on the market proves that We are not all gluttonS.
Arizona republican., 1902-06-21

Some fellows are like a plugged nickel. You can't pass them without raising TOW.
Arizona republican., 1902-06-21

When a gossip abuses you. your friends look pained and hurt at you. and at the gossip as if to say, Isn't it too bad?"
Arizona republican., 1902-06-21
FOR SALE.

A complete steam power plant in first class condition. Consists of 15 H. P. engine, 20 H. P. boiler, pipes, etc. Can be bought for half of original cost. Call on or address The Republican, Phoenix. Arizona.
Arizona republican., 1902-06-21

Get a free sampie of Chamberlain s Stomach and Liver Tablets at Elvey x Hulett's drug store. They are easier to take and more pleasant in effect than pills. Then their use is not fol- lowed by constipa ton as is often the ease with pills. Regular size, 25c Der box. ; s.. !.
Arizona republican., 1902-06-21

The chronic bachelor has an equal aversion for a new woman and new baby.
Arizona republican., 1902-06-21
NOT ALWAYS.
Little Girl-Ma,

Her Mother-Don't say "ma." my dear. say mamma. What do you want?
 Little Girl-Did you see uncle's new Panamamma New York Sun
Arizona republican., 1902-06-21

Pure Ice Cream at Coffee AIS Rest aurant. Special prices in quantities. It's equally as good as our coffee.
Arizona republican., 1902-06-21
CITY BRENITIES

Ask for Mermaid Washing Powder
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1902-05-22
NEW LIFE PRESERVER.
Wrecked Mariner Besides Keep
ing Him AHoat.

1t took two citizens of Switzerland
to design the life-saving apparatus
shown in the accompanying drawing,
and possibly it might be well to sug-
gest that a third should devote his
attention to an arrangement for
slowing 1t in a small compartment
when not in use, as it is quite a
bulky-loolling affair. The basis of
the equipment is a float to be at
tached to the pack of the person be-
fore entering the water, while con-
nected with it and fastened to the
chest by straps is a divided compart-
ment containing provisions and
drink. The float consists of two
cylinders placed end to end and her
metically sealed, with eyelets for
fastening the straps in position. The
provision and drink chamber consists
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1902-05-22

of an elongated reservoir, of crescent
shape. Its interior is divided hori-
zOntally into three compartments,
containing drinking water, a stimu-
liant and an auxiliary air chamber for
relieving the body of the weight of
the apparatus. Leading out of the
various compartments are tubes COM
ing within reach of the mouth of the
person, enabling him to partake of
the contents of the chambers with
out effort, and also preventing the
salt water from gaining an entrance
to injure the contents. Above the
upper reservoir are three fiat cases
for containing condensed foods, with
tight-fitting covers to exclude the
moisture. Fastened to one side of
the reservoir is a pistol for use in at
tracing attention. The inventors
also mention a megaphone, a COM
pass and a chart of the vessels
course as articles which might be
added, while a mast and sail also
have their place in the equipment.
1t is quite certain that if a ship
wrecked man succeeded in equipping
himself with this apparatus he could
maintain life for several days, and,
perhaps, weeks.-Louisville Courier
Journal.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1902-05-22

At the funeral Of a lawyer of state rem.
tation, who lived and practiced in a town
not far from Philadelphia, and who was
known among his friends thereabouts as an
unbellever, an eminent gentleman form
Philadelphia reached the house after the
minister had begun the sermon. Not know
ing how far the services had progressed
he accosted a well known Quaker of the
town, who was a friend of the deceased
and who was noted for his great sense Of
humor, and, leaning over his shoulder
asked in a whisper:
What part of the services have they
reached?"
To which the Quaker, without smile
replied;
Just opened for the defense. "-Philadel.
phia Times.