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Waterbury Democrat., 1902-09-09
A WISE WARNING.
It Was Yelled in Meaning, But Did It's
 Work.

It Was Yelled in Meaning, But Did It's
 Work.
 Frau K, an invalid lady, attended by her maid, arrived recently at well known cure" resort in Germany, and proceeded on the morning after her ar rival to call on a doctor recommended by her Berlin physician, whose name We will also suppress. She presented her letter of recommendation, which the medical man read after hearing from the patient her version of an in- te11ninab1e list of ailments from which she declared she was suffering He shook his head, felt her pulse and ex- amined her heart, and then turned to the letter which purported to be the physician's description of her maladies The letter read as follows: "Rup fens. iediega. N. s. ord. ent. li ehihrist nixzi. chen. Sieihra, berdi, efed ernein. gel. naus S. e. h. r. Ian. gsam- dam1. ct. soihr. gat. tez, weimo. natert1. hehatum. dervi. elle. icht. ges und. ct. Versta-N. D. E. NJ The doctor De- rused the lines again. and saw that the letters when put in their proper order ran as follows: ssRupfen sic die Cans ordentlich. ihr ist. nix Ziehen sic ihr aber die Federn einzein aus, sehr lang sam, damit so ihr gatte zwei Monate Ruhe hat und CT vielleicht gesundet. Verstanden" Tn English these words mean: Pluck the old goose thorough ly we'll There is nothing the matter with her. But pull out the feathers one by one, very slowly. so that her husband may have couple of months rest by which means he may perhaps be restored to health. Do you under stand?"
 The doctor turned again to his pa- tient. felt her pulse, shook his head, and with still more anxious expres- sion of face, gave his advice: My good lady, your malady is indeed of a very serious nature, but It is not at all dangerous. You must go through q se-s we're cure here for at least two months. You must rise at o'clock in the morn ing take 8 walk TOT an hour before breakfast on an empty stomach after breakfast liesdown for an hour, but without reading or speaking. You will take a Jath every day, and lie down for an hour aftersward and remain perfect ly quiet. For your supper you may have cold meat and glass of tea. At S:30 you must goSto bed.
 "Oh! but that is dreadful - rejoined the patient. And am to go through this for eight weeks?' No. for two months, after, which time. if you con scientiously follow out my instructions I guarantee that nobody will believe that you have ever been i'll. Nobody will recognize you again, and your hus- band will receive you again with joy ful astonishment You and he will be grateful to me for the change ev'-Lon- don Telegraph.
Waterbury Democrat., 1902-09-09

4
 The Hartford Times political corre- spondent is in New London now and he quotes Frank Brandegee as saying that he is pretty sure that Lilley will be nominated. Continuing, Brandegee said: No, I don't think he will re- tire from the race. think he has got the state and will get the nomin- ation. If he is nominated he will be elected He is a young man, has been prosperous in business, has great exec utfve ability, knows how to treat the average man and the average man likes him. Wherever he goes he makes friends. I have known George Lilley for good many years and the delegates from New London county will be for him. Here in New Lon don, Charles Whittlesey,. chairman of the republican town committee, and William E. Colt, both of whom were members of the last house of represen- tatives, where they met Lilley, who was also a member will be on the state delegation from this city and they are warm supporters of Lilley They know him well, they all like him and he will make a good, strong can didate.''
Waterbury Democrat., 1902-09-09

The demand for copies of the demo cratic handbook is proving most grati- flying to the democratic leaders. The book has received most favorable press notices from the opposition as well as suit orders are pouring in from all parts of the country, The fact that it contains a vast amount of information on the trusts, 4--ilippines and other i'm portant questions doubtless has much to do wlln the extensive popular de mand.
Waterbury Democrat., 1902-09-09
THE ROCKED HORSE.

He was a beautiful horse in his youth. His long hair added much to his beauty, and was a sure defence against tornlenting flies. A rich man in the city bought him to match an- other horse, and the two were attached to the family carriage.
 The tail was cut off because. strange ly enough, the bob-tail, cut square, was more pleasing to the owner than the tail given by nature.
 The horse did not at first miss his tail brush, for he was a rich mans horse and wore a net in summer. he [ was carefully groomed and kent. in good condition But occasionally the owner drove the horse to his box bug gy, and as Ahe was hard driver he was oyerdriven, spoiled, and of course sold
 The horse then came into the nosses- sion of a grocer, who had some com passion and provided q net to keen oT the flies. But at length the horse became too slow for the grocer and then began the downward road thai always ends in misery and tortura
 Last summer this horse was sao, attached to fruit hawkerls diIanidat- ed wagon. It, was a hot day and fha horse was standing in front of. fruit store While the owner was within buv- Ing DIS stock in trade. A Amore piti- lul horse-slght never was seen. The mes sWarmed around him. and drova nm nearly frantic; he twisted. kicked turned, and bit himself till the blood had started. There was a fresh br11ise on one hip on which the flies settled. the snort hair of the tail was hot long enough to reach this, and he was rob- bed of all defence.
 Ahe horse was little more than skin ana bone, but he may have had food enough; his condition might be due TO tLls continual worry and fightinp or hles. If the man who ca1lsed tfbe Lall Io De docked could have seen the horse III It's present condition he would nave regretted the. part he took in if. II he had any feeling of compassion Let every man remember who cuts oll norse.s tail cuts off not only the halr' put also the stump of the fail that another stump will not grow in It's place and that the horse will he practlcally tailless the rest of his life Horses were given tails because they need them, and it ought to be a crime punishable by law, to mutilate horse at the command of soulless fashion. Farm Journal Philadelphia.
Waterbury Democrat., 1902-09-09

A careful examination of the facts does not warrant the proposition that Wall street regards the president with aversion. He has done. all that the street could ask and more. The tariff is the mother of trusts. Every careful observer knows that, and MT Have meyer, of sugar trust fame, has stated so when placed under oath by the in- dustrial commission. The president has carefully avoided any reference to the tariff in his speeches and has in. the main defended the trusts. He has ad- mitted that some of the trusts are per nicious, but has implied that tle ma jority were not, and has advocated a remedy for the control of the injurious ones which cannot be applied for years and not, at least, until most of those at present interested in the trusts shall have passed to their long reward
 Should the next house of representa- tives be strongly democratic there is absolutely no reason to believe that the senate, which cannot become demo cratic for the next six years, would sanction constitutional amendment which might prove inimical to the in terests of the trusts in which they are generally speaking large shareholders
 Were the next house to remain republi- car, it IS more than probable that such an amendment as would be proposed by the republicans would contain Sea lures which the democrats could not afford to support, and in any event the
Waterbury Democrat., 1902-09-09
The victory at Austerlitz means less to man than Ready Bits. Packages 15c. All grocers.
Potatoes in Half She'll.

Bake six medium-sized potatoes; when they are soft cut slice from the top of each and scoop out the po- tato. Mash it, add two tablespoons of butter, salt, pepper, two table spoons of hot milk and the whites5of two eggs beaten stiff: Put this mix ture back into the skins, sprinkle with grated cheese and bake for five min- utes in very hot oyen.-Good House keeping.
Waterbury Democrat., 1902-09-09

We tremble to think what disap- pointment will be experienced if Wa terbury does not get place on one of the state tickets this fall.--Bridgeport Telegram Union.
 Don't trembie too violently; you may shake up some of the dry bones in the Park City.
Waterbury Democrat., 1902-09-09
Everybody Can't Do Everything

We can't paint picture, or carve a statue, or make coat, but we can wash clothes to perfection. We can do it because we do nothing else-haye done nothing else for good while-b D. cause we have studied it, and thought about it, and worked hard as any painter ever did. It requires as much hard work, and practice, and talent, to make a good laundry as to make a good picture. Everybody can't paint a pie ture- re-everybody can't wash clothes per. fectly. We want you to give us fair trial. and allow us to prove our word.
 Davis Steam Laundry
 Iz CANAL STREET
 Branch office. 67 Grand street
Waterbury Democrat., 1902-09-09
Sauce for Hot OF Cold Meats

Put in saucepan teaspoonful each of dry mustard and sugar and ta- blespoonful of fresh grated horserad- ish. Mix with half a cup of vinegar. Let come just to simmering point ii tO be served hot.-Washington Star
Waterbury Democrat., 1902-09-09

Friends, Romans and countrymen, lend me your ears: As l eat Ready Bits I have healthy stomach of my own. Packages 15c. All grocers.
Waterbury Democrat., 1902-09-09
Bridgeport Steamboat Company
 FOR NEW YORK. WILLIAM q. PAYNE

New Coastwise Steamer, Leaves Bridgeport daily (except Sun day) at 7.45 a. m. on arrival of early morning train from stations on Naug. atuck division, due New York II a. m. Returning, leaves New York pier 31 E. R., BOO p. m. and foot East 31st street 3:15 p. m., due Bridgeport 6:3O p. m. Saturdays, leaves New York one hour earlier.
 STEAMER ALLAN JOY Leaves Bridgeport daily (except Sat urdays) 12 o'clock midnight, due New York 400 a. m. Returning leaves New York pier 31 E. R. daily (except Sunday at II a. m., due Bridgeport 800 D. m.
 Sundays, steamer William G. Payne leaves Bridgeport 800 a. m., due New York 12 o'clock noon. Returning, leaves New York 5 D. m., due Bridge port S:3O D. m
Waterbury Democrat., 1902-09-09

Wherever bread crumbs can be used in diet, try Ready Bits yes, try it, try itl Packages 15c. All grocers.
Waterbury Democrat., 1902-09-09
Great Waste of Mon eS

s'Yes, have had my girls all over Nurope."
 "And did you meet no one?''
 "Not one, except g few beastly Americans. Town. Topics.
Waterbury Democrat., 1902-09-09
TT O
 1.-THE PUBLIC.

4
 We hereby notify you tha' we have decided to remain 'at our former place and hope our past patrons will con- ltinue to deal with us as here tofore. As a result of our staying we are overloaded with Summer Stock and are forced to. sell our shoes be- low the manufacturers prices in order to make room for fall, goods.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1902-12-08
Venezuela's Troubles.

Venezuela's government continues
beset with troubles. The instruction
is still in progress, though less
threatening than formerly. Germany
and Great Britain have entered into
Joint agreement by which they will
undertake to secure a settlement of
certain claims they hold against
Venezuela and will present an ulti-
matum. President Castro is trying
to secure delay.
A TIMELY SUGGESTION
This is the season of the year when the
prudent and careful housewife 1eplenishes
her supply of Chamberlain's Cough Remedy.
1t is certain to be needed before the winter
is over, and results are much more prompt
and satisfactory when it is kept at hand and
given as soon as the cold is contracted and
before it has become settled IN the system
In almost every instance severe cold may
be warded off by taking this remedy freely
as soon as the first indication CT the cold ap-
pears. There is no danger in giving it to
children for it contains no harmful sub
stance. It is pleasant to take-both adults
and children like it Buy it and you will get
he best. 1t always cures. For sale by H. c.
Pierce, B. U. Wells, D. w. Hildreth, G. Whee-
Ter, I. Stephenson.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1902-12-08
STATE NEWS.
Cattle Quarantine.

By the order of Gov. j. G. Nc
Cullough a quarantine against the
foot and mouth disease has been es-
tablished in the towns of Chester,
Andover, Windham and Grafton.
Vermont Dairy SCHOOL,
The twelfth annual session of the
Vermont Dairy School will open at
Burlington on Jan. 10th. 1t will last
four weeks. The school will be con-
Quoted on the same lines as hitherto,
teaching the science and art of butter
making in!all it's branches by lecture,
text book, laboratory, and by actual
work with separators, churn and but
ter workers. The cost of the months
schooling in modern dairying, in
Guiding board, need not exceed
twenty five. dollars. Over five hum
dred Vermont boys and few Yer
mont girls have attended during the
past eleven ars,gand all speak well
of the value of the course. Young
men or young women who desire to
learn modern 10 ethods of dairying are
invited to correspond with the officers
of the school. For particulars address
Dairy School, Burlington, VT.
Legislature sConvenes.
With the Thanksgiving vacation
past the Vermont legislature con-
vened at 1000 O'Clock Tuesday morn
ing. The members were in strenu-
Gus mood and both houses disposed
of large amount of routine business.
The expected did not occur in either
branch, however, as neither vote for
the reconsid Grafton of the license bill
in the house or the committee report
in the senate on the Backus cattle
commission bill were called for. The
minority faction of the house decided
to "trust to the senate" to put the
amendments which it desires on the
house license bill before its passage
in concurrence. They apparently
hope that the upper house will change
the refere ndum so that the people
will not vote on the bill until some
months later than the first Tuesday
in January. Also, so that if they vote
'No," the bill will become effective
only in December, 19O6.-Herald.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1902-12-08
CATARRH CANNOT BE CURED

with local applications, as they .annot reach
the ST at of the disease. Catarrh is blood or
constitutional disease, and in order to cure it
you must take internal remedies. Halls
Catarrh Cure is tkaen internally, and acts
directly on the blood and mucous surfaces
Halls Catarrh Cure is not quack medicine.
1t was prescribed by one of the best physi-
clans in this country for years, and is a regu-
lar prescription. 1t is composed of the best
tonics known, combined with the best blood
purifiers, acting directly on the mucous sur
faces. The perfect combination of the two in
gradients is what produces such wonderful
results in curing Catarrh. Send for testimo-
malls free.
FL. CHENEY & CO.. Props, Toledo, o
Sold by Druggists, price 75c.
Halls Family Pills are the best.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1902-12-08
Secretary Roots Recommendations.

Secretary of War Root, in his annual
report, asks for the Improvement of
the militia service and the re-estab-
lishment Of the canteen. He says
that conditions in the Philippines
have made possible the reduction of
the regular army to it's legal minimum
strength, So, 1866 men.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1902-12-08
WHAT'S In A NAME?

Everything is in the pame when it comes to
Witch Hazel Salve. E. G. Dewitt Co. of
Chicago, discovered some years ago, how to
make salve from Witch Hazel that is a
specific for Piles. For Blind, bleeding, itch
ing aud protruding TILES, eczema, cuts burns.
bruises and all skin diseases DeWitt's salve
has no equal. This has given rise to numer.
Gus worthless counterfeits. Ask for De-
Witt's-the genuine. Fl. G. Pierce.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1902-12-08
Colombia Must Come Down.

Colombia has been threatened with
severance of negotiations by the
United states looking toward the
building of the Panama canal unless
she promptly acquiesces to the de-
mands for the necessary concessions.
1t is understood that Colombia will
comply.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1902-12-08
BIondin on Trial for Murder.

The trial of Blondin, the man who
is accused of numbering his wife in
Boston and dismembsring her body,
and who led the officers a chase for
months, is in progress at Boston.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1902-12-08

To improve the appetite and strengthen the
digt stion, try few doses of Chamberlain's
Stomach and Liver Tablets. Mr.. j. Fl. Seitz,
of Detroit, Mich says, 'They restored my
appetite when impaired, relieved of a
bioated feeling aud caused q pleasant aud
satisfactory movement of the bowels"
There are people in this community who
need just such medicine. For sale by 81. c..
Pierce, b. U. Wells, d. w. Hildreth, G. Whee-
Ter, l. stephenson. Every box warranted.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1902-12-08

A glass or two Of water tshen bali an hou
before breakfast will usually keep the bow
els regular. Harsh cathartics should be
avoided. When purgative is needed, take
Chamberlain's Stomach and Liver Tablets.
They are mild and gentle in their sction.
For sale by III. G. Pierce, B. U. Wells, d. w.
Hildreth, G. Wheeler, /. Stephenson.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1902-12-08
Fire in Chicago.

Fourteen persons are known to
have met death in a fire in Lincoln
hotel in Chicago Thursday morning.
All bodies we're recovered as hotel
register was not destroyed.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1902-12-08
MONITOR CLUB LIST.

The MONITOR will be furnished with
the
Boston Daily Journal for $40
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dents of Vermont only, and 81 to persons
out of state.
Burlington Weekly Free Press $50
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Century Magazine 500
CongregationaIist, new subs. 4.15
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Family Herald and Star 2.35
Farm Journal 1.85
Frank Leslie's Popular Monthly 245
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Harper's Magazine 4.s0
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Ledger Monthly 2.35I
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Little Men and Women and
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The Tucson citizen., 1902-09-12
che Sun
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While maintaining unlmpaired the
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lie policy which it has upheld un-
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years, The sun is also in the front
rank OF modern journalism In every
factor which enters into the produc-
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Its mechanical equipment Is COM
plete and up-to-date In every respect,
and it's facilities and arrangements for
the prompt correction Of news unsur-
passed.
Its special correspondents through
out the United States, as well as In
Europe, China, South Africa, the
Philippines, Porto kico, Cuba ana in
every other part OF the world supple
ment the efforts of the general
agencies by which 1t is also servo-,
so that 1t is enabled to print all the
news every day in the week.
It's Washington and New York hu-
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States, and give The Suns readers the
earliest Information upon all import
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The Suns market reports and COM
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The Sun is t. best type of a news
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The Sun is published on Sunday, as
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By mail The Daily Sun. $6 year:
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The Tucson citizen., 1902-09-12
TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY.

Take Laxative Bromo-Qulnine Tab
let's. The druggist refunds the money
If 1t fails to cure. E. w. Groves sig
nature Is on each box. 25c.
The Tucson citizen., 1902-09-12
BEWARE OF THE KNIFE.

No profession has advanced more
rapidly than surgery, but in cases of
piles it is seldom needed. DeWitt's
Witch Hazel Salve cures quickly Un-
equalled for cuts, burns, bruises,
wounds. skin diseases. Il was so
troubled with bleeding piles that | lost
much blood and strength" says j. G.
Phillips, Paris, Illinois. "DeWitts
Witch Hazel Salve cured me-" Bells
pharmacy.
The Tucson citizen., 1902-09-12
Profit Sharing!
The Cincinnati EnquirGP
$4,000

20 be distributed such of its readers who engage
ecua and Profitable study that will amiarze them
population voting power and of the State of Ohio.
The Tucson citizen., 1902-09-12

c. A. Stevens, the old reliable express
man, has returned after years rest
and recuperation on the coast. He
has bought his old business, and can be
found at the People Store. Prompt
attention will be given to all work left
In my care.
The Tucson citizen., 1902-09-12
FORTUNE FAvORs A TEXAN.

Having distressing pains in head,
back and stomach, and being without
appetite. I began to use Dr. Kings
New Life Pills" writes W. P. White
head, No. 8 Kenneda1e, Texas, ''and
soon felt like new man. TnfaIli-
BILE in stomach and liver troubles.
Only 25c at all druggists.
The Tucson citizen., 1902-09-12
Eugene
Fields
sVl0w@ on Ambition and Dye
popssa.

'Dyspepsia," wrote Eugene Field.
soften incapacitates man for endeavoR
and sometimes extinguishes the fire Of
ambition" Though great despite his
complaint Field suffered from tndiges-
tion eli his life. A weak, tired stomach
can't digest your food. It needs
rest. You can only rest it by the use
Of o preparation like Kodol, which re-
lieveS it OF work by digesting your food.
Rest soon restores 1t to it's normal tone
strengthening
Satisfying,
EnVigOratlng.
Prepared only by z. G. DEWITT Co, Chicago
The ST. bottle contains ~ ttmea the SOc. siEA.
The Tucson citizen., 1902-09-12

All trains carry passengers
Nos II and IL make close connections at
Bowie with Southern Pacific trains for both
East and West, and at Globe with stage lines to
Payson, Upper Salt River Valley, Riverside,
Tonto Basin, Ray and Black Warrior mines.
Telegraph stations.
?Flag stations, no agents,
VIM. Garland, Pres. A. M. Beal Snpt:
The Tucson citizen., 1902-09-12

School will reopen at st. Joseph's
Academy next Tuesday, September
2. Pupils wishing to compete for
honors and prizes awarded by the
Academy must be present at the
opening of school and in regular at
tendance throughout the school year.