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The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1902-12-19
SHE PROBABLY KNEW
Mrs. 6oodheart inslnuated that Role
Gentleman Was Unusual
- for Her Husband.

Gentleman Was Unusual
for Her Husband.
New York Times. ,
When Mr.. Goodheart came home to sup
Der he found Mrs. Goodheart in a state
kkin to dependency, which was quite I'M
usual with her.
why. my dear. what is the matter?" he
bnxiousy inquired.
Matter enough said she. Our serv-
ent has left us and here Is letter from
Sarah Armitage saying she will be here
Tomorrow and expects to stay over Sun
Hay with us. What earth is to be
kone?"
co. that will be all right said Mr..
Goodheart. Harold can act as dining
room waiter, Mile can be maid Of all
work, and you be cook. You know
Sou are a good one. We will get along
kwimmfngly.'
land what will you do?" inquired Mrs
Goodheart.
Me? o, I'll be a gentleman" he re-
piled.
{ Every well. we will try your plan, Ed
hmund,'' said she. cheerfully, but I am
Afraid we shall all feel rather awkward in
BUR unaccustoned roles.
/ Mr.. Goodheart says she was as cheerful
ss a lark all the remainder Of the evening.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1902-12-19

topographic work, the results of which
will in due time be published by the
United States Geological Survey
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1902-12-19
III be tall and stately. will she not ~
! COLD AVID SELFISH NATURE.

s. X. - :, ,,SSsSllcaHo, ISecoru
81 ONCE Boy-Please:S sir, can II get of? Ny
grandma awful sick. 80
Employ No, Jerry. I'm going to the game
myself. 5G lE#s $a
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1902-12-19
USUAL THING.
~ |sd;oo~1 N1-,.

Josh Hayrix-They be sum all fired
slick dentist fellers deown tew tn city.
vi 81 Meddergrass--Did yew hev anything
done in that line while yew wuz tew
teown? q
Josh HayrixW Wall kinder reckon! /
he'd my eye4teeth cut, b-Eosh.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1902-12-19
preliminary SkIRMISH.

n Chicago News. -. ~
= Tramp-Hev youse ak handy ma am:
5 Lady-No; we have no use for one.
Tramp-Den mebby youse hev a wood
saw?
II Lady-No. ..- ....
s. Tramp-T' anks, ma am Would youse
kindly gimme sumpthin': ter eat? -
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1902-12-19
REVENGE! REVENGE!

But will have revenge!'' exclaimed the pre-
cocious young girl. II 'sT
How will you get it:'' asked her chum
Don't you notice how she is growing? %
Yes,
She'll be tall and stately. will she not?''
Yes :.
well. I'll start in now to fasten the nick.
name Dot on her. and than what burlesqu
she will seem to be.'' n.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1902-12-19
STILL WORSE.

fS4@ = - Judge. . Il. = :
EtheI-What-is more extraVa CANT than a
man who tells you of his love and never
mentions matrimony? r..
Edith-Oh, man who tells you of his
money and never mentions matrimony. -
THE PACE THAT DAZZLEs. "
Puck. -. -
Isl Mrs. Newrich-Mercy! Samuel, Is it
necessary that we go thirty miles an
hour? -. -.. I'D s +. E.. - - ~. +
Mr.. Newrich-But. Henrietta. if we go
slower people will say our automobile cost
only thousand or so. ~, $50 s.. ~. e (
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1902-12-19
GOOD REASON.

orroM trouble Z!
Nope. Cant afford to; interest is1too high.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1902-01-09

The Week of Prayer meetings
at the Presbyterian church began
last night with good attendance
and much interest. Remarks were
made regarding the origin of "the
week of prayer" and it's influence.
Proofs were presented that God
had often blessed the church in
answer to prayer, and all we're
earnestly urged to pray for a
season of refreshing from on high.
Prayer and testimony followed.
The meeting closed with a brief
showing of the "Vision of God in
Christ" The topic for tonight's
meeting is "Our Nation" All who
earnestly desire that it may be
distinguished for righteousness
are invited to attend. Bring your
Bibles, SO that you can quote
some scripture that will help
others, as you may be led by the
Spirit.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1902-01-09
Remarkable Cure of Group
A Little Boys Life Saved.

] have few words to say regarding
Chamberaln's Con IN Remedy 1t saved
my little boy s life and feel that can
not praise it enough. | bought bottle
of it from A. b. $ eere of Goodwin,
). D., and when got home with it the
poor baby could hardly breathe. gave
the medicine rs directed very ten MIN
lutes until he threw up" and then !
thought sure he was going to choke TO
death. We had to pull the phlegm out
of his mouth i'll great long strings l
am positive that If had not got that
bottle of cough medicine my boy
would not be on earth today Joel De
mont, Inwood, Iowa. Fol- sale by
Eli 1t " Harvey j3l
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1902-01-09
The Literary and Social Club
of Dist. No. 8, Calhoun Up. |

The Literary and Social Club
of Dist. No. 8, Calhoun Up.
The Club met at the pleasant
home of Mr. and Mrs w H Glover
on Friday evening, Jan. 3ra 1902.
The meeting was called to orr
der at 3 p. m. All joined in sing
ing America" after which the
minutes of previous meeting was
read and approved.
Tho following program was then
rendered:
Select reading -"Promptness,"
BY Mrs Blakeslee.
Song "Ihe tune the old COW
died on by Miss Anna and Hell
en- Cole.
Recitation The merry whist
ler," By Master Ray Foss.
Recitation-"W When Jchny spen
ds the day with u.s. by Ray Clio
yer.
Select reading "The hair pin. -
By Mrs G L Sherwin.
Recitation BY Edgar Foss.
Visit to Switzs rland, by Julius
Deur.
Recitation -"Christmas party"
By Lydia Foss.
Farming in Maine, By John
Foss.
song-By WI Glover.
Recess for a general social time
which was we'll improved.
Club again called to order.
Rural Telephone.
The discussion opened by Mr.
Boyd, who presented the advan-
tages of the telephone in very
pleasant manner.
Mr. w H Glover followed illus
trating the unpleasant features.
Both sides we're abely discussed,
by the members of the Club.
Topic for next meeting: "Cen-
trail Rural Schools
Meeting adjourned to meet with
Mr. and Mrs v Blakeslee on Fri
day evening, January 10th, 1902.
Secretary.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1902-01-09
BAKISG POWDER AGAIN.
Five and Ten Cent Alum
Goods That Masquerade
as High Class Powders.
{ Retailers Journal Chicago. J

(Retailer's Journal Chicago.
In previous analysis we have
shown that alum baking powders
arc an imposition, both on the
consumer and retailer, as the diff
ference in cost of manufacture of
a lO-cent alum baking powder
and 25-cant one ia not more
than one cent a pound.
The j p Dieter Co. are large
manufacturers of baking powders.
There are two kinds of baking
powders which they are putting
on the market, the Crown and Che
Quaker, one of which retails at 10
and the other 90 ceuts.
Then there is also the Calumet
baking powder, an alum baking
powder with about one cents
worth Of phosphate added to il,
and which retails for % cents. 1t
is not worth more than 10 to IL
cents, which we showed by analy-
sis. In order to sell this powder at
all they are now preparing pre-
MUM scheme and are going to
give awav hairpins and other
cheap trash that may attractive to
the eye and cover up their trans
actions. They can we'll afford to
give Is cents worth Of goods with
every pound of baking powder
they sell, but we would say to tie
retailer and consumer that il the
presents they receive from this
company are not of more value
than the baking powder they are
not worth much.
If alum baking powder is used
at all, 10 cents is reasonable
price, as alum costs only two
cents pound, which leaves the
manufacturer fair profit While
we know that cream of tarter bak-
ing powders are sold at higher
prices than others, we also know
that chemically pure cream of tar
ter used in the highest-grade pow
ders costs at least twelve times
more than alum. If these con-
Germs which make alum baking
powder want to do business, let
them sell at Legitimate prices.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1902-01-09
HAIR NATURALLY ABUN.
DANF.
When 1t Is Free of Dandruf,
It Grows LuXurlantlv.

Hair preparations and dandruff
cures, as rule, are sticky or irritati, 6
affairs that do no earthly good. Hair,
when not diease, grows naturally luxu.
riantly. Dandruff is the cause of nine
tenths o. all hair trouble, and dandruff
is caused by germ The only way to
cure dsndautf Is to kill the germ: and,
so far, the only hair preparation that
will positively desuroy the germ is
Newbro's Herpicide-obsolutely harm
less, face from grease, sediment, dye
matter or dangerous drugs. 1t allays
itching instantly; makes hair glossy
and soft as silk "Destroys the cause,
you remove the effect" -dandruff.
Elliott & Harvey.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1902-01-09
A Cure for Lumbago

W. q. Williamson, Amherst, Va,
says: "For more than year suffered
from lumbago. finllay tried Chamber
lain,s Pain Balm and 1T gives me en-
tire relief, which all other remedies had
had failed to do" Sold by Elliott &
Harvey. i'll
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1902-01-09
Wheel Trucks Inaict Injuries

In series of mishaps at the
railroad shops today in which the
victims suffered injuries ranging
from injured eyes to broken
bones, the most severe accident
befell Fl Messmsker, employed on
the car repsirers force. While
Messmaker was assisting in the
work of removing set of wheels
from under car the heavy wheel
trucks fell, striking with crush
ing force on his left foot
and ankle. Surgeon Colt, who is
in attendance, thinks no perma-
nent injury will result.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1902-01-09
Tuesday, Jan. ..

j p Martin and J B Barrett
yesterday afternoon, closed q real
estate deal, selling the Charles
House farm of 2S7 acres, west of
this city, to w l. Andrews, OF Car
son, Iowa. the consideration being
given at $40 per acre.
Charles Bird AID j S Ross, of
Sloan, Iowa, were in the city on
real estate business yesterday.
Mrs c G Lshman is spending
the day at the farm.
Mrs Elizabeth Brnndige started
yesterday evening for New Or
leans, La, where she goes to pay
her daughter q visit.
Frank La Breck is a Sioux City
business visitor today.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1902-01-09
Richard Children Dead

After three weeks illness, Rich
ard Children died yesterday even
ing at Sis at his home short
distance South East of this city.
Mr.. Children was about N years
and has resided in the near vicin-
ity of Missouri Valley for the
past ten years. Funeral services
will be conducted from the late
home of the deceased Thursday
at IL a. m. burial ~ st. John
Cemetery.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1902-01-09

W L Andrews, Of Carson, who
bought the Charley House farm,
is in the Valley for a few days.
He says Mo Valley shows life and
push than any town he has seen
in the State.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1902-01-09
Rower-Reebee.

AT the home of the brides par
ente, Mr. and Mrs William Bower,
of Chadron, Neb, ON Tuesday
evening, Dec oath, 1901, cured
the marriage of their daughter,
Alice May, to Arthur Beebee.
The guests were assembled for
the hour of s, and as the clock
finished striking Leroy Bower es-
corted Miss Inez Houghton to the
piano and to the music of Lohen-
grin's wedding march came the
bridal party. First, Miss Agnes
O'Connell, gowned in white alba
tross, and Leroy Bower, bearing
the white ribbons, followed by
Miss Laura Bower as bridesmaid,
wearing a gown of pale blue and
carrying white rosebuds, and Mr.
A C Valentine, 10 best man, then
the bride and groom, followed by
Rev } II Address, pastor OF the
Congregational church. The beau
tiful and impressive ring cere.
mony was used, the bride being
given away by her father.
After congratulations four
course supper was served at small
tables by four young ladies in
white. Later the Brides cake
was brought in, the bride cutting
it and her attendants wrapping
each piece in dainty white paper
napkin and given to each guest as
souvenir.
Mr. and Mrs Beebee soon de-
parted for their beautifully fur
nished home on Shelton Ave,
which the groom had ready await
ing his chosen wife.
AS the bride threw her boquet
it was caught by Miss Ida May
Welty of Chicago. The brides
gown was dainty creation Of
cream tatfetta with touch of
violet. and trimmed with white
silk, velour and applique. She
carried boqnet of violets.
The home was beautifully dec
Grated with potted ferns and
palms and the very appropriate
holly was everywhere, the mantels
draped in white and covered with
holly, and the parlors lighted
with wax candles.
The bride was a resident of
Missouri Valley until three years
ago, when she moved to the city
of Chadron with her parents. The
groom is a son of MIR and Mrs 4
4 Beebee of Beebeetown, la, aud
a young man of good habits and
principles. He is employed on
the T E and NJ V railroad out Of
Chadron and is highly respected
by all who know him. They are
at lone to their friends in Chad
ron after Jan 10, 1902.
For sale, so acres good farm
land in Boomer township, south :
west of Beebeetown about three
miles. S55 per acre. Well i'm
proved. Address,
M NJ MCEvoY,
j IL W. Beebeetown, la.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1902-01-09
The Unluckiest Man in Har-
rison County

The Unluckiest Man in Har-
rison County
The unluckiest man in Harrison
county lives in Clay township and
his name is Chas Hale. A few
days ago while doing the chores
around the farm he was kicked on
the leg by COW, with the result
his leg was broken. Naturally he
was confined to his bed and in a
few days relatives from South
Dakota came to see him. A short
time after their arrival at the
Hale home some of the relatives
broke out with the email pox and
now the quarantine flag floats
from numerous homes in that vi
cinity, many neighbors and friends
being in the house when the visit
ing relative was stricken.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1902-01-09
Letter List for Week Ending
Inn

Jan. S.
Brening, Mr.
Clark, Mrs s w
Cox, Albert
Floss, Lars
Hill, Arthur
James, j
Morris, Mary
Mckee, Mard
McGill, j G
Participating for any of the
above will please say advertised
and give date of publication.
DJ ALBUM, P M.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1902-01-09
Permanent Wrlts Issued.

Judge wheeler, presldlng al
the present session of the Harri-
son County district court at Lo-
gan, this afternoon made parma
nent the temporary ipjunctiona
restraining certain individuals in
this city from engaging in an il
legal liquor traffic, either as pro-
prietors or bar tenders. This re-
straining writ will in no way in
terfere with the operation of the
Missouri Valley saloons after to-
night, as the city council will
grant license, since the recent
finding of the Board of Supervje-
ors in the matter of the consent
petition.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1902-01-09
A Good Recommendation


y have noticed that the sale on
Chamberlain,s Stomach s. Liver Tab
lets is almost invariably to those who
once used them" says Mr.. j. II. Web
er, prominent druggist of Calcade,
Iowa What better recommendation
could any medicine have than for PEG
pie to cali for 1t when again in need
of such remedy? Try them when you
feel dull after eating, when you have
bad taste in your mouth, feel bilious,
have no appetite or when troubled
with constipation, and you are certain
to be delighted with the prompt relief
which they afford. For sale by Elliott
& Harvey. j3l
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1902-01-09

The subscription solicitors of
The Daily Nonpareil of Council
Bluffs are the best known travel
ing representatives of any house
in southwestern Iowa. They
come and go with the regularity
of clock, looking after the SMALL
eat details of the paper which
they represent, and giving every
subscriber their careful and in
dividual attention.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1902-01-09

John Brennan ls transacting
business in Omaha to day.
Master Mechanic s A Teal of
the r E and M V has appointed
W E Ross, formerly in the en-
ploy of the F E company in the
capacity of fireman, Travelling
Fireman, with the entire r T.
main line as his territory.
Mr.. Allison's thirty consecutive
years in the senate will expire on
March 4, 1903. He is 70 years of
age and is as young as he was
twenty years ago. Senator Morgan,
Woo is IS years old, and Senator
Hoar, who is rs, did not enter the
senate until 1877.
Ex-senator PETER of Kansas is
compiling topical index of the
proceedings of congress from the
first session down to the present
time which he wants to sell to the
government. He has got as far as
1861 and expects to finish the
work in two years.
The king of Italy, who has long
been lover of horseflesh, is rapid
ly becoming q convert to automc-
bilism. His stable of upward of
400 thoroughbreds has now been
reduced to $50, and ten new motor
cars of various sizes, powers and
designs have taken the places Of
the missing equines.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1902-01-09
oA9ToRfA.
Bears the H1hs Kind You Have Always Bought
'''; :; lhzAzzS;7;x

j. Welch of Norfolk was in
the city this morning. He was en-
route to Clinton, called there by
the death of his mother.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1902-01-09
A Reliable Remedy tor Bowel
Trouble

Rev j NJ. Ylngling, pastor of the
Bedford St NJ E. Cumberland, Md,
says: ut affords me great pleasure to
recommend Chamberlain,s collie and
Disrrhoes remedy. have used 1t and
know others who have never Known 1t
to fail. For sale by Elliott n Harvey
druggist ]3l
Miss Anna Smiley left this after
noon for Grinnell.
Mrs F NJ Dance and Mrs W NJ
Clark went to Omaha this after
noon and will visit there briefly,
the guests of friends and relatives
VIM J Orde returned to the city
last night after short trip tc
Genoa, Neb.
Last nights performance OF
"The Denver Express at the
local tneAtre gave general sAtls'
faction to the largest audience Of
the season.
Robert Lord, in charge Of the
local office of the Postal Telegraph
company, in this city, is the recip.
lent OF letter from the chief cleo.
trician of thePostsl company com
plimenting him for the accurate.
ness and skill displayed in the
preparation of certain plans to be
used by the company.
Mrs S j Rogers returned home
this afternoon from few days
visit in Mondamir, the guest Of
.,l.k:-..
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1902-01-09
Wednesday, Jan. s

His many friends here will be
pleased to learn of the success OF
j s Maddox, until recently con-
Dected with the High School of
this city. He has been elected
principle Of the Ft Smith, Ark,
High School, one of the foremost
high schools in the south.
The Masonic banquet last night
was served by Baldwin.
b w Carlisle is home from a
business trip t.. Map!eton.
Miss Ute Mckay leaves in a
short time for Lincoln, Neb, where
she goes to become student in
the Nebraska University.
Daring the regime OF 7 j Hen
nessey as county coroner, Mort
Brundage OF this city will he dep
uty coroner, he having received
the appointment today.
Retail Clerks Install Officers
The members of Retail Clerks
International Protective associa.
ton, local No. 20, met last night
and installed officers for the ensu.
ing year. The official roster is az
follows:
G Il Haeseker, Pres.
o s Frazier, lat Vice-Pres.
Henry Smith, End Vice. Pres
John Goodrich, Fin. Sec.
w VanPatten, Recorder.
r b Mcintosh, Treas.
Ed Bradley, Guide.
Orie Stratus, Guardian.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1902-01-09

Mr. and Mrs. v. II. McChesney
of this city rejoice over the advent
of son, born to them this week.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1902-01-09

A n Fountain will start his
roller skating rink Saturday
evening. This is the first time in
several years Mo Valley has en-
joyed roller skating.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1902-01-09

Frank Greeley returned to the
city this morning after short Wis
it with relatives in Tekamah.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1902-01-09
MAYOR JAMES INSTRUCTS
POLICE.
Requirements Of Mulct Law Will
Be Adhered To.

Despite the strenuous efforts Of
q certain element in Missouri Vail
ey to prevent the consumation Of
such a thing, the saloons of this
CITY are again operating under ev-
cry requirement of the Mulct law,
enacted by the wisdom of the leg
islature OF this great state for the
control of the liquor traffic.
Mayor James toaay gave the ro-
lice, who are under his jurisdie-
ton, strict orders regarding the
saloons of the city. He has or
dered every back door closed, ev-
cry chair or other similar article
removed from the bar rooms, eve-
ry window obstruction removed,
and promptly at the tick of the
clock the saloons are to close at
10 p. m. aud not TO open again un-
'il the legal hour next morning.
While no one can even hope for
a uniformity of opinion in the
matter OF saloons, yet it is earnest
| ~ hoped that the strife that has
been occasioned here by the con-
tentions of the different factions
will now end, or at least stop un-
til the city officials have been Civ
en- an opportunity to carry out
their pledges regarding the con-
duct of the saloon keepers
Fair minded men, unblinded by
prejudice or sentiment in the mat
ter, dep'ore anything that has
tendency to make an outlaw of any
man or business.
Mayor James aud the entire
city council, every member of
which is a representative business
man, has taken his solemn oath
that the law will be enforced
henceeorth, aud now, at time
when the thorough cooperation of
every citizen of this city is essen
tial to the city's we'll fare, would
it not be wise to let all contentious
and strife cease? Or at least, stop
until the city officials prove them
selves unable to cope with the
problem.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1902-01-09

Mrs Rena Patterson is in the
city the guest Of her parents MI
and Mrs Geo Williams.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1902-01-09

Henry Brandt, of Randolph,
Neb, is in the Valley the guest of
VIM. Reese.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1902-01-09

George Colver visited his broth.
er in Modale today.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1902-01-09

John Sullivan Jr, is transacting
business 10 Omaha today.
Mrs c c Crispin has been SER
iously i'll for the past week at her
home near Loveland.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1902-01-09

John Brennan is transacting
business in Omaha to day.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1902-01-09

J Thomson received a letter
from his son, Chris, yesterday,
who is in the Q s Navy. He says
he visited Moro Castle in Porto
Rico, Christmas day.