New-York tribune., 1902-05-15
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

A writer IN "The Forum declares that there IS
more or NTH. squalor and general slovenlness in
public places and works in streets. squares river
sides. docks quays, roads and bridges IN the
United States than IN any other country Of the
first second rank. He says that in this
respect We rank with Turkey. rather than with
England or Germany. Oriental Japan. tiny Switzer-
land and slow going Holland stand far ahead OF
the United States In this respect.
sun Booming Eastern Man-How are things IN
Dugout City now?
I happened to want little spending money last
week. and it didn't take half an hour TO get a
third mortgage on my house.-(Nev-York Weekly.
The enterprising manager OF Chautauqua bu-
reau recently offered Senator Hanna 10000 for a
series OF eighteen lectures in South and Middle
West. He sorely disappointed when the Ohio
boss refused 10 consider his offer. why" said
the manager, plaintively, ITS as much money as
he gets for serving two years IN the Senate. and
he could easily make the circuit in a month"
Bad Business Poicy-"Don't die" she walled
when he was brought home 10 her after collision
I'm try not to- he answered
oI kaew 50 GOOD you ana T2gd she SAID You are al
head for business You can't anord to die Why
II you should, the company would get of with
cripple may get as high as 5000 Oh it would
be worse than folly 70 die under the circum-
Some temperance women IN Maine have voted
by alcohol
didn't you lend Borro%ghs % the S he wantsd' nT ny
Kraft-Why should /?
that he knew il he didn't get it from You. he
TS99 ha Press robbed me Of
Professor Kaiser South German mechanical
genius. has published a pamphlet on How to
Steer Airship with Eagles" Professor Kaiser
says an eagle has sufficient strength to draw
balloon, and. by means of numerous diagrams and
elaborate calculations. he shows how eagles can
be harnessed and the weights they can pull through
the air. In spite of the ridicule with which the
pamphlet has been received among mechanical
aeronauts, Professor Kaiser is training team OF
eagles for balloon which he has in readiness.
THE shovel fish of South America" said Uncle
Jerry. is the most ACCOMMODATING fish there is.
jump out on the bank and dig bait for you to catch
1t with."-(BaltimOre American.
The thorough investigation made by the Health
Department concerning the quality of the milk sun
piled to consumers in this city has brought about
gratifying conclusions that most of the milk sold
here Is free from impurities and from weakening
by the use Of the spring or the pump This de-
partment is doing admirable work in respect to the
purity OF the milk shipments received In New-Yorh
sENsELEss AFFAIR.
He was a wireless politician
She was thoughtless maid
Out on the grassless lawn together,
Playing q game of netess tennis
This, with bounceess ball
Nneh from the glassless hotel window
Echoed a soundless call
Then through the painless walk they ambled
E'acn with a stepless gait.
into the hyless for dining:
Each 10 a foOdleSs plate;
Down In a seatless chair she huttered
lie TO chairleSs seat,
An, what a tasteless taster' he nutterad.
on Tor a biteless eat'
First twas meatless steak thew ordsrad.
men uleu a CruStleSS pie.
Next DER an iceess ice they dallfed
Each with blinkless eye
An; WhSl an endless end we're reaching
t-no OF thls wordless wreck
ne, win centless dollar settled
All Oh the payless check!
baltimore American
rs there any sound reason" asks 'The New
orleans Iimes-Democrat," why the CITY of New
orleans should not attempt to recover from the
United states Government $200.OO0 with interest ar
per cent IN payment OF the loss sustained when
the diminished Touro Almshouse was DESTROYED nv,
hre WhlIe occupied by federal troops I'm Aurust
lsol' FROM trustworthy information we are sat
lshed that the city may justly claim reimburse
ment on account OF this loss and we believe thar
II this claim could be properly presented either 10
the courts or to Congress an amount exceeding
SoooVOo wouid be awarded to New-Orleans
Take TINS sentence, printed markedly: 'It was and
the reader vertigo before he erasps lis ir,n6rt
froPeriy stopped and buoyed with commas jt is a
PerAecuy simple and natural sentence as Won will
TorSnn c6rortn 6pu nave got the grip OF your Senses