The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1902-11-23

be again tn rules Nv amachoor sport
TO which our colledge is diddycated.
but if We cud crate Bill up an ship
him to us, I will tell We that / have
JUS fired tn professor iv Hthrachoor
an if Bill watches close he may see
his salary lynn on tn dure step.
AN so Bill rolls off to colledge an
afther awhile rayports come home
firm him. TIL Cinter Rush Nv tn
Roopstown Varsity is Beefy Bill Lon
organ. TIL coaches is all wild about
his wurruk. Both bill" Cassidy an
Assassin" jerks who were in tn
murdherous lightweight team say he
is far betther thin Chaw Gumbin "
that year. This is high praise but Bill
deserves it. He is not as good with tn
teeth as that gr-reat scholar an he
needs tn practice he is gettin' from
"Purrer" Sampson, ninety three, in tn
knee-cap kick but in tn ear-hold, tn
sudden gouge, tn thrip, tn butt-in-th'-
stomach, tn thump-in-th' mouth an
tn abdominal heel, he is perhaps with
out an akel. Yisterdah durin' tn first
half he broke tn forearm iv Hanni-
gan, tn cinter rush Nv tn scrub iliv-
en-
Think iv tn mother at home read
in these glad tidings while tears Nv JOY
fill her eyes. She goes to her room an
hayward boy that tn mex time he
meets Hannigan twill be a compound
fracture.
DAY be day TIL news iv Bill an his
team takes up more room. TIL fac
lty of Hoopstown has STINT Pinkerton
ditictives to spy on tn secret practice
iv tn sister varsity TIL half-back
iv Hoopstown is SUSPECTED to be in tn
employ w Bonneville 'Hoopstown
University has employed a well-known
laga; firm to procure a writ Nv in
junction again Bonneville to prevint
Bluff" Stiggins. tn renowned cinter
rush firm playin'. With tn aid iv
tn polls tn Hoopstown authorities
have discovered that Stiggins was paid
four thousan' dollars to lave his job
as lCngshoIeman an enther tn uni
varsity 'Prisidint Leksicons iv Hoops
towns an Professor McGoo, doctor iv
systematic thayology at Bonneville,
nearly come to blows yisterdah over
tn approackin' fut-ball game. TIL
professor havin' made some invidyous
remark about Stggins, tn prisidint
raytorted that Hump" Dorsey, tn
full-back iv tn Hoopstown iliven, was
SO years old. had a wife an child in
Seedayiya, was a professional prize
fighter an had done time in Kansas.
He offered to bet thirty to twenty-five
that Dorsey cudden't read or write.
"Nayether can you" says tn prisidint,
referrin' to tn fact that tn professor
was a PLAINLY mover befure he took
tn chair iv systematic thayology an
guards back at tn varsity. TIL two
larned gintlemen clinched, but was
SEPARATED be tn polls
IAN this mother reads at home,
mother an tn little girls. They'se
pitchers iv Bill in tn pa-apers. ELL
is stale an mother weeps; Bill is back
in his OF form an she is glad. She
reads tn list iv his attimpted homi-
cides to tn little girls an explains why
Bill isn't in Jail. An fin'lly tn great
day comes, tn day iv days. She's
afraid to look at tn pa-aper. Ivry
rap at tn dure, ivry fut fall on tn
STEP sinds a chill through her heart
1t may be a messenger bringin' III
evil tidings that tn boy iv her love
has failed in his jooty, that his cour-
age has gone back on him: that he
has neglected to give tn las needful
kick to tn PROSTATE foe. Suddenly
tn dure is bust open an father en-
theirs. What is it, Jawn?' she cries
What news iv me boy? Tell me all.
l will be brave An father bends over
her an whispers something in her ear
than brings tn roses back to her
faded cheeks. Her Willie has almost
kilt his man! Oughtnt she to be
proud?"
why don't tn polls stop it?" asked
Mr.. Hennessy. testify.
They can't" said Mr. Dooley.
They can't artist a man FIR assault,
onless he commits it to get food or
money"