Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-07-19
- Tea Table Chatter. =

The new chief of detectives is
funny man. He calls his staff 'Nari-
ETY." That so? Why?' Il suppose
because they're the spies OF life."-Phii-
adelphia Record.
MANY women" said the philosopher,
''can make their own clothes. but il is
the exalted few who can make them so
thar the others will not suspect tn
dianapolis News.
Judge-What proof have we that this
man is absent-minded?
Attorney Why. he actually stopped
his automobile ut watering Fountain
Philadelphia Record.
Stern Parent Interviewing his son dur
ing the holidaySl-Why. sir, they have
taught YOU nothing, simply nothing.
Now. tell me at once who drowned whom
in butt of what*-Tit-Bits.
And was my present a surprise to
your sister, Johnny
You bet. She said she never sus-
pected you'd give her anything so
cheap. "-Pittsburg Bulletin.
\ little hoy was asked by his Sunday
school teacher why certain part OF
the church was called the altar. "Be-
cause it is where people change their
names he promptly answered.-Tit-
Bits.
Mummy-Oh. You cruel boy. You're
making your brother cry.
Algernon-No, mummy I'm not. I'm
only sharing my cod liver oil with him.
wot You aaid was so nice-New York
Daily News.
Hes great editor, isn't he?" said
one reporter To another
Il should say SO. Why, he gets SO
used to saying we that he often pays
two fares on the street car"-Ncw York
Daily News.
Eyes. count, in all the park there is
no place | like SO well as under this old,
old tree" (Sghmg sentimentaly)
There are tender associations. you see"
AHA, | comprehend. mann sele. You
have yourself planted the trec!"-puncli
TWAS A CLANIMAH
There wasa Young girl from Savannah
Who used to bang on the piannah.
Horse ears turned away,
NCtchborS He'd In dismNy
From the ciummah of Hunnahs pianuah.
W. s. IL. In the Princeton Tiger.
Bargain GlamOur.-E dgar-W Well, Ethel.
what did you find at that wonderful fire
salef Ethel-Oh, Edgar, | got some
lovely silk stockings at II cents n pair.
There is not thing the matter with
them except the feet are burned Off
Detroit Free Press.
Waiter-lIow would you like your
oyster stew, sir?
Krusty- Serve it without
Waiter Beg pardon, sir. Without
what?
Ixrngt,, without ,.,,,,, tb,,,,,l =, "a
Philadelphia Press.
PHOTOGRAPHER Excuse me, sir, but you
have been sitting on your hat for the
last ten minutes.
Customer (furious) Well why in thun-
| der didn't You tell me beforey
Photographed wished you TO look
pleasant, sir.New York Daily News.
She 0earfuy)- Henry, our engage
ment is mt an end aud | wish 10 re-
turn YOU everything you have ever given
me
He wheerfulIy) Thanks. Blanche.
You may begin AT once with the kisses.
They are married now.-New York
Daily News.
Smythc Go SERVANT Bridget, ] have
10 SO out this evening, auG / want YOU
to see that your mistress gets this no q
ms soon as She comes in without fail
Bridget \ iss. Nurr. IN just lave il in
the pocket of the trousers we just taken
of. She be sure to 20 through thcm.--
Brooklyn Citizen.
Mr.. Goodman--I understand you were
at that prize fight last night. I'm Sug-
priscd t. hear OF you attending such II
dlSgracefnl affair Sportiboy-lt was
disgraceful. sure enough. Why neither
pup of t1o~p hiw Iuhs pnnI1 HE hopJ