The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1902-09-07


After she began 10 have a Governess
ior Stuyvesant Jimpson and an Inn
ported Nurse Tor the little Evelyn jump
500 her Memory seemed 10 blur in Spots
and she couldn't have done up the
Dishes to save her life.
When she was out I'M her Brougham
10 kept her busy not seeing her Child
hood Friends who used 10 20 10 kissing
Parties and Taffy Pulls with her. That
vas why she wanted To Travel. She
fairly ached 10 get TO Paris where True
Social Worth is recognized right on the
jump
Her Husband also. was getting sore
on his Birthplace. His Acquaintance
would not stand for the W. Harold Gag.
They called him Bill"
Then. on top Of il all. the two Cases
OF Offspring needed the French Ian
guagr LeOnora was already feeding
their Legs 10 the Mosquitoes because
someone had told ner that the real
Cream CheesCs always left the Kids
partly uncovered. d Ia Parisienne.
W. Harold closed out all his interests
and when he got through he had his
Bank Roll i'm one neat Stack OF Bonds,
All he had 20 do for the remainder Of
his Natural Life was to clip the Cou-
pons every Six Months. Between times
be- could enjoy himself. IL looked
Soft
W. Harold and Bunch. including n
Eetinue of Private Secretaries. Hair
DreSSers and Maids as we'll as a Keep
er sometimes known as a Valet, set
out Tor Iurrup. AS Harold sized up
The Caravansary he swelled with Salts
faction and said. Little would any one
suspect that We have been out OF the
Hazel Brush less than three Months"
Now that he was beyond the Range
OF the unietJered Reub. he began 10 do
little Landscape Gardening on the
FrontSpiece, laying out a very neat
Sci u Depews. he wore Gloves even
az Night and worked for Hours trying
20 set side-hold on the Piccadilly Ac-
cent
The joyful Jimpsons cut a fourteen
I'ot Cash right through the center Of
lAe Continent They saw everything
mentioned In the Red Book and finally
struck Paris. with a loud metallic
sound. There they settled down 10 re-
nam forever In the Shade OF the shell
'e'lng AhsInthe Frappe with the Nris-
e',es singing in the Trees.
nlt W. Harold had inherited a few
tgSu,ss Microbes from the parental
Als-er After he had seen all the Pie
l-Ies from every Angle and had worn
y-l tao or three Chairs around Cafes,
pc oesan 90 long for the Nasal Twang
ana something 10 do. The whole Kit
~-4 tribe moved back 10 the States.
ne learned that the Proper Caper for
n ID ~ 81 2
Dp With Funds is 70 build a Cottage
,'e1looAlng the Sea and work up Fea-
,~rs TOT the Sunday Papers. Accord
sy he threw up a Shack with Onyx
foundations and Florida Water piped
-,o every Room. IL faced four differ
s-' Ways. The EScursiOnists rode In
rom as Tar away as Swanzey 10 look
-- and wait for the Real Things u
so"e oul and pile into the Blue Assas-
'-. ana s' out hunting Baby Carriages
nlrr the Keen Pleasure Of beiDg
.e.A,-d OUT had somewhat dulled and
~ Homicide Wagon had palled on
psh and Polo was Bore and Pine
-oAs a MisdemeanOr and Golf a Crime
lo'' Harold and LeonOra found them
,r' up against IL. strong and plenty
e"7 gave a few Dog Parties and Ont
Prince but even these Gaieties
'si-1 out after a while. Sometimes
-, a'fa was afraid that in order q
' lIme she would either have 10 min
~ Win her Children or else take q
-'.9''hs, but she hated 20 cause Talk.
'lr and ". Harold found themselve:
lAe great Army Of the Unemployed
5o yea an the Factories were runnlnl
glao.- Shifts and Harvest Hands get
ing So a day.
~ last they became so Desperate ant
,lhty that they fell in love with eacl
,t i'1' out Of yearning Sympathy anC
- gave rise 20 so much Scandal tina
mad TO so back 20 the Other Sid
I" live Il down.
pA9IhAL: Beware OF Government
N'p9right, l9lc by Robert Howard Rus
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