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Anadarko daily democrat. [volume] (Anadarko, Oklahoma) 1901-190?, 1902-10-31
Ho NsNer called Annln.

Cassidy (proudly): Come, now
did yez liver see such baby as tho,
before?'', Casey: "SU-c. an OF can't
reminder. Cassidy. ~ hovn't bin to
a freak museum or a soide-show for
tEiuty years.
Anadarko daily democrat. [volume] (Anadarko, Oklahoma) 1901-190?, 1902-10-31

Scald head is al eczema of ttse scalp-very
severe sometimes, but it can be cured.
Doan's Ointment, quick and permanent in
is resulta AT any drug store 90 cents
Anadarko daily democrat. [volume] (Anadarko, Oklahoma) 1901-190?, 1902-10-31

To Curc n Cold in One day.
Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tabots. AL
druggists refund money IL IL fails to cure 35c-
Anadarko daily democrat. [volume] (Anadarko, Oklahoma) 1901-190?, 1902-10-31

When justice and love 80 hand in
hand it's a case of blind leading the
blind
Anadarko daily democrat. [volume] (Anadarko, Oklahoma) 1901-190?, 1902-10-31

An optimist is n man whn lis satisfied
with what le doesn't get
Anadarko daily democrat. [volume] (Anadarko, Oklahoma) 1901-190?, 1902-10-31

There is nothing more musical to Al
ass than the voice of another ass.
Anadarko daily democrat. [volume] (Anadarko, Oklahoma) 1901-190?, 1902-10-31

Hundreds Of dealers say the extra
quantity and superior quality Of Deli
nee Starch is fast taking place Of all
other brands Others say they cannot
sell any other starch. 4#
Anadarko daily democrat. [volume] (Anadarko, Oklahoma) 1901-190?, 1902-10-31

DON'5 SPOIL YOUR CLOTHES.
Use Red Cross Ball Blue and keep them
white STOW. All grocers, Dc. a package.
Anadarko daily democrat. [volume] (Anadarko, Oklahoma) 1901-190?, 1902-10-31

Any woman who regards beauty al
superfuous has never tried il.
Anadarko daily democrat. [volume] (Anadarko, Oklahoma) 1901-190?, 1902-10-31

Chinese actors. are expected TO fur
sish their own cues.
Anadarko daily democrat. [volume] (Anadarko, Oklahoma) 1901-190?, 1902-10-31

Defiance Starch is guaranteed biggest
aud best or money refunded. 16 ounces,
10 cents. Try ii now.
Anadarko daily democrat. [volume] (Anadarko, Oklahoma) 1901-190?, 1902-10-31

Sickness is the interest we pay ON life's
mortgage.
Anadarko daily democrat. [volume] (Anadarko, Oklahoma) 1901-190?, 1902-10-31

Curcs Group sore throat, pulmonary trou-
ble,.- Monarch over pain Of any sort. DR..
Thomas EclecIric Oil.
Anadarko daily democrat. [volume] (Anadarko, Oklahoma) 1901-190?, 1902-10-31

Money refunded for each package OF
PUTNAM FADELESS DYES IL unsat-
isfactory.
Anadarko daily democrat. [volume] (Anadarko, Oklahoma) 1901-190?, 1902-10-31

a @omen's head is often much softer
than her heart 81
Anadarko daily democrat. [volume] (Anadarko, Oklahoma) 1901-190?, 1902-10-31

A married man says the best alarm
clock is his wife's elbow.
Anadarko daily democrat. [volume] (Anadarko, Oklahoma) 1901-190?, 1902-10-31

"a dose In time saves lives" Dr. Woods
Norway Pine Syrup; natures remedy for
coughs, colds, pulmonary diseases OF every
sort.
Anadarko daily democrat. [volume] (Anadarko, Oklahoma) 1901-190?, 1902-10-31
GOOD HeusEKEEPrRs

Use the beot. That's why they buy Rel
Cross Bali Blue. .Atleading groaers, 3 cents
Anadarko daily democrat. [volume] (Anadarko, Oklahoma) 1901-190?, 1902-10-31

Never pluck your coupons before they
are ripe.
Anadarko daily democrat. [volume] (Anadarko, Oklahoma) 1901-190?, 1902-10-31

A man may be able to argu with a
woman, brt it never does any good.
Anadarko daily democrat. [volume] (Anadarko, Oklahoma) 1901-190?, 1902-10-31
Mrs. ywinsIow's souJiinG syrup
Motor Cars in Paris.

r chidreu teethlng. softens the gums. reduces In
nmatlOn alays pain. cures wnd collie. 25c AlotLle.
West Virginia daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1894-1902, 1902-07-25

There was man who advertised
But orce-a single time.
1t spotobscured placed bis ad.
Aud paid for 1t dime
And Just because 1t didn't bring
Him customers by the score
can advertising is fake"
He said. or rather swore,
He seemed to think one hammer
tap
Would dive a nall clear In;
Thatufrom a bit olnn tiny thread
A weaver tents could spin.
If he this reasoning bright applied
To eating, doubtless he
Would claim one little bite would
feed
Ten men a century.
Some day, though, he will learn
that 10
Make advertising pay
He'll have to add ads. to his adj,
And advertise each day.
West Virginia daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1894-1902, 1902-07-25
APHORISMS.

When in doubt, tell the truth.-Sam-
uel Clemens.
What makes life dreary is want Of
motive.-George Eliot.
A laugh is worth a hundred groans
in any market.-Charles Lamb.
He is wise man who wastes no en-
ergy on pursuits for which he is not
If you will be cherished when you
are old, be courteous when you are
young.-John Lyly.
If you would hit the target, aim a
little above it. Every arrow that flies
feels the attraction of earth.-Longfel-
low.
There is nothing so powerful as ex-
ample. We put others straight by
walking straight ourselves. - Nine.
Swetchine.
Have a purpose i'll life, and having it
throw such strength of mind and mus
Gle into your work as God has given
you.-Carlyle.
Formerly we were guided by the wis
dom of our ancestors. Now we are
hurried along by the wisdom of our de-
scendants.-Horne.
Made Them Bad Boys.
''Too severe education" is gravely re-
ported as having caused per cent of
the bad boys in Tokyo reformatery to
De sent there.
West Virginia daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1894-1902, 1902-07-25
FEMININE CHAT.

The widow of Carl Gutzkow is still
living and recently attended perform
ance of his "Uriel Acosta" at Frank.
furt.
Miss Edith NJ. Haynes of RoXtury,
Mass, is the only woman in the gradu-
ating class Of sixty-seven from the Law
school of Boston university.
Mrs. William Hendrie recently LAID
the cornerstone of the Mary MGsTay-
Hendrie Home For Nurses, which she
has donated to the City hospital of
Hamilton, Canada.
Catherine Lamme died in Springfield,
o., aged eighty-foEr. She was grand
niece of John Marshall. chief justice OF
the United States. She had been blind
for twenty-five years.
Mrs. FL. Merrill. a New York woman,
took the first photographs of the de-
struction of st. Pierre. She was pas
senger on steamer that entered the
harbor the day after the first eruption
Miss Helen Gould has reopened her
annual sewing school for poor girls Of
Irvington, n. Y, in Lyndhurst, her
country seat. More than 125 girls have
Joined the class, and Miss Gould has
hired six experienced teachers from
New York.
Miss Vida Goldstein of Melbourne,
Australia, who spoke before the Chica-
60 Political Equality league the other
day. is in America as commissioner Of
the Australian government to investi-
gate penal institutions and the care Of
dependent children.
Miss Isabel Little of Baltimore is
clever and practical civil engineer at
nineteen. at the School of Mines, Butte,
Mont, where she is now winning soph-
omore laureis, it is predicted Of her
that she will,become famous mining
and mineralogy expert.
Mrs. Caroline Long Bartlett. who has
just died at Orange, N. j., was the
daughter of member Of General
Washington's bodyguard during the
Revolution. Her husband fought in
the war of 1912, and her brother, Ste
phen II. Long, explored the Rocky
mountains, and Longs peak was
named in his honor.
West Virginia daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1894-1902, 1902-07-25
Change In Presidents Signature

Change In Presidents Signature
Stress of business and the dearth of
time will lead to a change in President
Reosevelt's signature. says the Pitts
burg Dispatch. He has always been
accustomed to write out his first name
in full, but he finds that it will save
him about 80 per cent Of time and
trouble to make it simply I. Roosevelt.
Where a man mas to sign his name
about one thousand times a day it
makes a big difference. There is a
man in the Office of the auditor for the
poStoffice department at Washington
who, it is said. owes his appointment
largely to the fact that his signature
contains but five letters. He is Second
Deputy Auditor N. Chew. He does
little but sign his name, and he does
that for about eight hours a day
steadily.
West Virginia daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1894-1902, 1902-07-25
APHORlSMS.

There is no blessing equal. to the
possession of a stout heart.-Smiles.
Let him go where he will, he can only
find so much beauty or worth as he
carrieS.-EmerSOn.
1t is not mere endurance, but right
endurance. Of aftiiction that brings
blessing.-J. II. Evans.
Humanity is never so beautiful as
when praying for forgiveness or else
when forgiving another.-Richter.
Failure after long perseverance is
much grander than never to have a
striving good enough to be called a
failure.-George Eliot.
Bind together your spare hours by.
the cord of some definite purpose. and
you know not how much may be ac-
complished.-W. NJ. Taylor.
West Virginia daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1894-1902, 1902-07-25
A FISHERMAN'S LUNCH.
How the True Angler BrOils Trout
For His MONDAY Meal.

How the True Angler BrOils Trout
For His MONDAY Meal.
In the deep shade of the tree the bas-
kets are laid, and now fire is started
nearby, one of Van Dykes little
Friendship fires" which shall also
cook few trout. Get two fiat stones,
friend--and they'll be hard to find in
this bowlder country. but they are
sometimes worn quite flat-while
gather some sufficient wood" Into the
fire the stones so, and the wood is
heaped about them. Soon the intense
glow of live wood embers indicates
that the time has come.
Tie trout, silver Of bacon in each,
are placed on one stone, first well dust
ed OF its ashes, and the other stone is
laid upon them. Now the hot embers
are raked about and over the stones,
and the lunch is spread on the big
rock near the spring.
o We epicures, who think nothing
good unless served by Delmonico or
a Sherry, go ye into the mountains, fol-
low a brook for half a day, get wet and
tired and hungry, sit down by an ice
cold spring and eat brook trout cooked
on the spot and delicious bread and
butter literally spread with clover hoa-
ey. Not till then have We dined.-"Troat
and Philosophy on Vermont Stream
ia Outing,
West Virginia daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1894-1902, 1902-07-25

F. H. Wells, the merchant at
Deer Park, Long Island, N. Y. T,
says: Il always recommend Cham
berlains Pain Balm as the best lini-
ment for strains. / used 1t last
winter for a severe lameness In the
side, resulting from strain. and
was greatly pleased with the quick
relief and cure 1t Effected" For sale
by c. w. Grier.
West Virginia daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1894-1902, 1902-07-25

DeBell's Kidney Pills cure all
diseases OF the kidneys. That Is
why DeBell's Kidney Pills cure
Bright's Disease, diabetes, rheuma-
tism, neuralgia. hearts disease, fe.
male troubles and urinary and
bladder complaints. These dis
eases are the results Of unhealthy
or disordered kidneys. DeBel's
Kidney Pills cure them invariably
ard finally. They have never failed
yet. No cure, no pay. Price
25c per box. For sale by D. A,
Henderson,.
West Virginia daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1894-1902, 1902-07-25
Poisoning the System.

1t Is through the bowels that the
body is cleansed of impurities. Con-
stipation keeps these poisons Ia
the system. often causing serious III
ness. DeWitt's Little Early Risers
prevent this by stimulating the
liver and promote easy action of the
bowels. Safe pills. They never
grippe.
Opera House Drug Store.
West Virginia daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1894-1902, 1902-07-25
A literary Light.

A short time ago q well known writ
er of London, remembering that he had
never read the nOncanOnical books,
went out in search of copy and in
one bookshGp ter another drew
blank. At last he went to his own par
ticular newspaper shop, which also
dealt in Bibles and light literature
"Have you the Apocrypha?" he asked.
For a moment the young woman be-
hind the counter was puzzled; then
Frightening, she said, us it weekly
or a monthly?"
The Most Exalted.
"Let me now" said the chairman OF
the reception committee, Introduce to
you the man who occupies the highest
station in our community"
"Ah, pleased to meet you, sir" said
the distinguished foreigner. MAY |
ask what your business is?"
II am the weather observer."-Chics.
no Record Herald.
From the Scientific School.
aughter has at last met her
dear"
do you know"
eceived several letters from
rers this morning, but his was
one she didn't fumigate and
West Virginia daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1894-1902, 1902-07-25
odd pIanta.

what an iDquiring mind Miss Light.
~ hast! exclaimed the cynic. "We
were at an italian table d'hote last
evening, and she said. with very kit
tenish air: oh. did you ever see maca-
roni growing? | should think whole
field Of those lovely white stalks would
be too awfully pretty"
what did you say, old maR?" said
IBIS partner
"Oh, just said no, that bad never
come nearer to it than seeing a bread
tree in flower"
Then the partner stepped to the tele-
phone, and they carried the cynic home
in the ambulance. - New Orleans
Times-Democrat.
West Virginia daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1894-1902, 1902-07-25

flare you irritable1 Do you sleep
badly? Is 1t hard to concentrate
your thoughts? Is your appetite
poor1 Do you feel tired, restless
and Respondent Try Lichty's
Celery Nerve Compound. 1t will
do you more good than anything
you have ever tried. Sold by c. W.
Grier.
West Virginia daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1894-1902, 1902-07-25
Moon and Wenther.

It is said of the moon that "if the
new moon appears with the points of
the crescent turned up the month will
be dry; II the points are turned down.
it will be wet"
West Virginia daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1894-1902, 1902-07-25
PfneapD1e Juice.

The best lubricant for the organs of
the throat is pineapple juice. 1t is said
that people living in countries where
the cone shaped fruit is grown never
suffer from bronchial affections.
West Virginia daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1894-1902, 1902-07-25
PabIe Decoratton.

AR attractive way Of decorating the
table for a small function is to stand
a tail crystal vase In a shallow bowl
Of cut or baccaret glass. the bowl filed
with short stemmed flowers and the
vase with . few long stemmed hes
SONS.
West Virginia daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1894-1902, 1902-07-25
Ocean Snringa.

Near the coast of Cuba a fresh wa
ter spring arises from the bottom OF
the ocean, and for some distance round
the water is perfectly fresh. A sim
liar submarine spring is known to exist
IN the gulf OF SpezZia.
West Virginia daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1894-1902, 1902-07-25
salt Takes Out lax.

Ink stains can be taken out ~ the
application Of dry salt while til lar
it wet. AS soon as the salt Is d.. col
ored by the Ink brush it off and put on
some more, dampening it little. This
is to be continued antil the stain is out
West Virginia daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1894-1902, 1902-07-25
Iron PIoxys.

Cast iron plows were introduced
about 100 years ago and were much OBJ
1ected to upsn the ground that they
poisoned the land.
West Virginia daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1894-1902, 1902-07-25

The natives of Australia tie the
hands of their dead together and pull
out their nails. This is for fear the
corpse may scratch its way out OF the
grave and become q vampire.
West Virginia daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1894-1902, 1902-07-25

Tyrolean parishes of Mieming
the members of nearly every
are engaged in the making
by stringing beads together.
West Virginia daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1894-1902, 1902-07-25
A Secondary Consideration.

"She's allus so 'fraid Of somebody
swipin' dat dog"
"Am it wuf anyt'ingY"
"Waal. In dis hyah neighborhood a
fling doan' have to be wuff muffin to
git swiped. Puck.
West Virginia daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1894-1902, 1902-07-25

"A Pasteboard Crown" by
Clara Morris. illustrated by Howard
Chandler Christy. Jeanette L.
Glider In the Critic, says: She
could thrill as before the foot lights
and she can thrill as with her pen.
Price ST. IS at McCoy's Book store.
Is AZ
West Virginia daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1894-1902, 1902-07-25
Medicine Bottles.

Never use anything but glass stop
pers in medicine bottles. particularly
In those cont, mig "ciGS, as aci0s will
quickly destroy all cork.
West Virginia daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1894-1902, 1902-07-25
A Sad Case.

Pat-Poor Mike is did
Terry-Yis He niver aven lived TO
lnjoy his lie MISUNDERSTANDING
World.
West Virginia daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1894-1902, 1902-07-25

Palms never live mere tkan 90
years. The yew Is TIE longest lived q.
trees.
West Virginia daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1894-1902, 1902-07-25

State of West Virginia, County OF TYLER,
!, w. ]. Neuenschwander asher of the
above-named bank, do swear that the above
statement Is true to the best Of my knowledge
and be lief
w. ]. Neuenschwander, Cashier.
Subscribed and sworn to before me this 18th
lay of July, 1907.
W. L Armstrong Notary Pablic.
Robt Mccormick
n. w. Mccoy, Directors
F, d. Mccoy,
West Virginia daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1894-1902, 1902-07-25
July Millinery
A few special price offerings
for July,

A few special price offerings
for July,
At So so each, a great mum.
Der of smart hats that sell
regularly for $500 to $1,000.
At soc to $500 each, good
shirt waist hats that were
$500 to $500.
At $500 to $500 each,
hats that were $3.50 to $500,
and worth every cent of 1t.
At S. 90 each, artistic Gre.
atoms of the best makers that
were $1,000.
A third off on Children
and Misses hats.
Think of the savings this
means for you. 81. so hats at
500; s. 90 hats for ST. 90. A
very charming lot to choose
from.
S. & F. MCCOACH.
az Charles St. Phone SS
West Virginia daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1894-1902, 1902-07-25

State of ''e- rirginia. County of Tyler, s.:
1, T. c. Ntn Cashier of the above named
bank, do sole My swear that the above state
ment is true L. the best of my knowledge and
belief. T. c. Neal. Cashier.
Subscribed AVID sworn to before me this 18th
day Of July, 1872.
]. H. Mccoy, Notary Public.
Correct-Attest:-
r. Roome.
Jno. Kinkaid,
West Virginia daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1894-1902, 1902-07-25

State of West Virginia, County of Tsler, s.:
I, E. L. Morgan, Cashier Of the above-named
bank, do solemly swear that the above state
meut Is true to the best of my knowledge and
belief.
e. L. Morgan, Cashier.
Subscribed and sworn to before me this 18th
day OF July, 1907.
c, B. Hitchcock, Notary Pubic.
CorTect-Attest:
Hugh Thorn.
u. livingston, Directors.
]. c. hays
West Virginia daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1894-1902, 1902-07-25
No rlistakes


are more annoying than those af.
tectiug ones personal laundry.
Great care and perfect system has
removed this source OF worry,
Customers of
THE EUREKA LAUNDRY
have no fault to find with our work
or our methods.
Every effort Is put forth to give
satisfaction, and as far as possible
each bundle gets individual atten
ton.
Fred Barber, Prop'r.
Diamond Square.
West Virginia daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1894-1902, 1902-07-25
pANK STATEMENT.

The Farmers & Producers National Bank at
Sistersville in the state of West Virginia at the
close of business July rs 1904.
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1902-05-24
It reachs. -Typewri,inr.

49,
By far the larger portion of the
practice necessary to become expert in
the use Of the typewriter must be de-
voted to the keyboard. proficiency in
handling the carriage, erasing errors.
etc, being easily gained in a short
time. The keyboard being thus the
most important part Of the machine
for the beginner, the idea of making
separate keyboards for this practice
work has occurred to Joseph Challin.
ger of Walsall, England.
The purchase or rental of a com.
plete machine is too expensive for
many, whereas the cost of this key
board is SO low as to place it within
the reach of any one who desires to
acquire the necessary speed to secure
a situation. The mechanism ia ex-
tremely simple, consisting of a slant
ing base supported by four side strips.
with vertical perforations arranged to
correspond with the positions of the
keys Of a typewriter. In each perfora-
ton the stem Of a key is placed, the
lower ends of the stems having eye
lets for the insertion of an elastic
cord. At frequent intervals this cord
is secured to the under surface of the
base and as o as a key is released
after depression the rubber immediate
ly returns it to its normal position. It
is obvious that the keys may be rear
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1902-05-24
Plymouth Rocks.

From Farmers Review: I have In
years past bred a number of different
kinds Of poultry, and have selected the
White Plymouth Rocks as an exclu-
sive breed, from the fact that their
uniformity in size and color makes
them as a flock present a handsomsrr
appearance than can be obtained from
any parti colored birds. As egg pro-
ducers l consider they stand second
to none. They are. not strongly In.
clined to be broody, as is the case with
the Asiatiac breeds, yet make the best
of mothers, from q utility standpoint
being one pound heavier than the.
Wyandottes. I consider them their
leaders. For the. table their plump
form and rich yellow skin, free from
dark pin-feathers. make them . mar
ket fowl superior to all. I consider
them the grandest Of all American
breeds, the general purpose fowl, the
fancier's favorite. the gems Of the show
room.-E. l. Famulener, Knox Coun--
ty, illinois.
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1902-05-24
EXPERIENCE OF a YOUNG AUTHOR
GsorEls Writer Who Pictured Himself
with the Laurel Wreath.

GsorEls Writer Who Pictured Himself
with the Laurel Wreath.
Dickens has interpreted for all OF
us the feelings Of the young writer
when he forwarded his first contribu-
ton to the editor. The following lit
tie story Of experience in that line is
told by a Georgia writer: my first
sketch and poem I dropped in a little
box, then hung around the box for two
hours, until the postman came and
gathered its contents. The articles
were sent to daily paper in my
native town, and for a whole week the
office where that paper was printed
was the supreme object Of interest to
me. l was up and dressed long before
daylight every morning, watching for
the carrier. Then, when he made his
appearance, I met him at the door and
received the paper, which almost
feared to open Test the absence Of my
work would bring afather flashing
pang' of bitter, disappointHeat: At
last my sketch-my poem-appearad
with Written specially for The Times'
over both Of them! The boy had
reached the gate but 1 called him back
and gave him a dollar. Then I locked
myself in my room and. sat down and
felt good, and looked out upon the
world and saw that it was beautiful,
and wondered when the messenger
would call around with the laurel and
Just how 1t would look on my head"