The Republican journal. [volume] (Belfast, Me.) 1829-current, 1902-05-22

Better out than in''-that humor that
You notice. To be sure it is out and all out.
take Hoods Sarsaparllla.
Rev. Mr.. GaSsaWay-Wha hat did you think
OF my StrmUno
Snappe-Most appropriate sermon for
Lent | ever heard. There wasn't amy meat
in it.
sit was almost q miracle. Buldocll Blood
Bitters cured me of terrible breaking out
all over the body. | am very grateful
Miss Julia Filbridge, West Cornwell, Conn.
81 suppose, Mr.. Casey" said the passen-
ger to the Irish pilot, ''you know where all
the rocks are along this coast
Faith, On do not, replied the pilot ''but
know where they amt.
Monarch over pain. Burns, cuts, sprains,
stings: Instant relief DR.. Thomas Eclec-
trio Oil. At any drug store.
Captain-Sergeant, note down Private
Grasgrum, three days on bread and water
Tor slovenly turnout on parade.
Sergeant-Beg pardon, Captain, that won't
make the slightest difference to him: he's
vegetarian.
Captain-Then give him three DAYS on
meat and soup.-Pick- Me-Up.
All the healing, balsamic virtues of the
Norway pine are concentrated in DR..
Noou norway Ilne syrup, nature own
remedy Tor coughs and colds.
Senator Hanna was recently asked if he
ever wished for anything in addition to all
his present achievements. The QuestiOner
wanted to decOy him into an expression of
further political ambition. But he replied,
looking along the dinner table at which
they were seated: "Y es, have one wish |
wish that | might eat what | please, and
compel some Democrat to digest it.
It's folly to suffer from that horrible
plague OF the night, itching. piles. Doan's
Ointment cures quickly and permanently.
AT any drug store, so cents.
The man that hath no music in his soul
Is tit for treason, stratagemS and SpolS;
but he who whistles coon songs all day long
Is fit for naught but death by Oil that boils
In reply to inquiries we have the pleas
ure in announcing that Elys Liquid Cream
Balm is like the solid preparation of that
admirable remedy in that it cleanses and
heals membranes affected by nasal catarrh.
There is no drying or sneeZing The Ii
quid Cream Balm is adapted to use by
patients who have trouble in inbaling
through the nose and prefer spraying The
price, including spraying tube, is Is cents.
Sold by druggists OF mailed by Ely Broth
ers. St. Warren street, New York
Crawford-I didn't know he was sick
when he went to Florida.
Crabshaw-Nether was he. He got sick
down there trying to make his orange grove
pay.-Judge.
Reiefein Six Hours.
Distressing Kidney and Bladder Diseases
relieved in six hours by"NEw GREAT SOUTH
AMERICAN KIDNEY CURE" 1t is great
surprise on account of its exceeding prompt
ness in relieving pain in bladder, kidneys
and back, in male or female. Relieves re
tentiOn of water almost immediately If
you want quick relief and cure this is the
remedy. Sold by A. A. Howes & Co., Drug
g!sts, Belfast Me-
Simkins-My uncle lost his life last week
in an explosion.
Timkins-So? Wife or boiler ?-Chicago
Daily News.
Itch on human cured in 80 minutes by
WoOlfOrd's Sanitary Lotion. This never
fails. Sold by A. A. Howes & Co., Drug
gists,. Belfast, Me. 1y47
'sWhat beautiful hair she has''
Eyes; she uses the yellow journals for
curl papers. Judge.
$1CO-Dr. +. Detchon's nti- Diuret ic
may be worth to you more than 800 if you
have child who soils bedding from inc0n-
Thence of water during sleep. Cures old
and young alike. 1t arrests the trouble at
once ST.. Sold by A. A. HOwes & Co.,
Druggists, Belfast, Ne. 1y47