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The suburban citizen., 1902-03-01
Rich Glfts That Embarrassed.

The funniest thing l ever heard OF
has happened in family Of moderate
means, but whose daughter is young
person Of aulting ambition. She was
engaged to a very nice young man,
who was equally impecunious, and
they would often bewail their lot at
not being able to be married and re-
ceive !. quantity of numerous and
costly" presents. The time arrived,
however, not very long ago, when the
wedding came off, and to this young
lady's astonlshment her friends sent
bridal Gifts that in name, at least,
equaled millionairedom.
There was yacht, and hOlAe, an
automobile, which is one of the new
offerings in smart society, a chest Of
silver, and, last but not least, dia-
mond tiara But alas, all these coveted
objects were toys! With them, how
ever, had been forwarded many a USE
full and pretty souvenir, so the bride
does not know whether TO laugh or
to cry at her wishes having been graf
itiSd at the expense Of her sense of
humor. The practical joke, at any rate,
made much fun, and to my mind is q
good satire on the opulent displays at
fashionable weddlngs.-Boston Herald.
The suburban citizen., 1902-03-01
Lost His Appetits.

"What made that man at the last
table leave?" asked the proprietor of
the restaurant.
"It was this way, SIR" answered the
waiter. "He came in and asked for
sausage, and l told him we were out,
but If he would wait a little while
we would have some."
"Well?" 20; TE,
"Then went out in the kitchen and
accidentally stepped on the dogs tail,
sir, and the dog began to howl like he
was being killed. sir, and"
Il see," interrupted the proprietor
Indianapolis Sun. .--.lA...,I
The suburban citizen., 1902-03-01

Small Man Eyes, sir, he's con-
temptible scoundrel, and told him
SOP
Big Man-"Did he knock you down"
Small Man-"No; 1 told him-er-
through the telephone" - London
Sketch.
The suburban citizen., 1902-03-01
A Proteat.

"Things never seem properly ad-
justed in this world" said the careless
young man.
81 have observed time and again that
the people with the most expensive
tastes almost invariably have the least
money to meet them" - Washington
Star.
The suburban citizen., 1902-03-01
Feminine suspicion.

"Miss Dimplemore says that you are
very clever" said the young woman.
"Indeedw rejoined Miss Cayenne
calmly. "Did she say 1t by way of In
timating that 1 am not good looking
or to suggest that 1 am unamiabIe?"-
Washington Star. --
The suburban citizen., 1902-03-01
InpORture.

1t nettled me to have the fellow
speak of the science Of medicine as a
barefaced imposture.
"Sacre" [ cried, for had been edu.
Gated abroad. "Is 1t that you do not
know the most successful imposters
among doctors are precisely those who
wear big whiskers?"
l could see that he quailed, now, as
why should he not?-Puck.
The suburban citizen., 1902-03-01
Ambition.

She-"What is your dearest wish,
Mr.. Noodlekins"
He-"Ah, let me see! oh, yes, l wish
my man could evah leahn to lay out
the twousehs l want to weah in the
manning, without my being bothehd
by having to choose fwom fob oh FIVE
paths. It's so exasperating." Chicago
Record Herald.
The suburban citizen., 1902-03-01
Unbiased.

81 trust" said one practical politl-
clan, "that you will approach the cleo
ton in an absolutely unbiased spirit"
II SHALL" answered the other. II
have received equal amounts Of money
from both sides. Washington Star.
The suburban citizen., 1902-03-01
Pnf on Guard.

eyes" said the fairy prince, "you
may have whatever you want for a
present"
II will choose said the fortunate
person, "elther a wife or an automo.
bile" $i9S
How foolishg' exclaimed the fairy
prince. "Why do you not select some
thing that you can manageT-Judge.
The suburban citizen., 1902-03-01
Iettinr Him Down Easy.

She-"Now, dear, break the news or
our enga agement gently to papa"
He-"How shall l start in?"
She-"Oh! You might begin by say
ing that 1 have just diedw-Puck.
The suburban citizen., 1902-03-01
His Fall,

Customer-"I understand that your
chef has been discharged"
Walter-"Yes, sir. He has gone to
a place where they call him cook
Judge.
The suburban citizen., 1902-03-01
willie md RirthdaHsi

Teacher "Why were you not at
school yesterdayY
Willie Green-"It was my birthday"
Teacher-"I don't stay at home on
my birthday"
Willie Greenwich, 1 guess you've
got used to 'em." Record.
The suburban citizen., 1902-03-01
A Pnnr Rnle. Etc.

Lulu-"Fred says 1 look just as I did
fifteen years ago."
Ethel-"Fred is right-fifteen years
ago you looked just as you do now
Judge.
The suburban citizen., 1902-03-01
OUR BUDGET
OF HUMoR.
In the Museum.

The woman he loved was cold and calm,
your heart is stone" said he;
And she didn't deny the charge, because
The Ossifed Girl was she.
Cincinnati Observer.
The suburban citizen., 1902-03-01

OF the thirty-elghs 5ultans who have
ruled the Ottoman Empire since the
conquest Of Constantlnople by the
Turks, thlrty-four have died violent
deaths
The suburban citizen., 1902-03-01

Abernethy declared that the best time
to eat was for a rich man, when he
could get appetite, and for o poor
man, when he could get food.
The suburban citizen., 1902-03-01
Accounted For,

Jerrold-"He is just wild over golf"
Harold-"That so? Who is the girl?
Puck.
The suburban citizen., 1902-03-01
FOR SALE.

Several tracts Of land near BrightwOOd
and Takoma, also Building Lots on
Brightwood Ave, and 14th Street road
Louis P. Shoemaker. 920 + St., n. w.
The suburban citizen., 1902-03-01
Batter Country HIghways.

n Y AVING had considerable ex'
Nj perience in road building as
Commissioner Of Highways,
u - ,,oO+ % sav n word on how
The Jennings daily record., 1902-10-23
THEN AND NOW.

A crumbline fort o.erlooks the plain
Where iron hail and leaden rain, y
With thunder OF artillery,
Once wrought wars worNof misery:
Vet over me while mustng there
Such calm was broodiny. and the air -
From breath OF roses was 30 sweet,
othought Of swords to plowshares beat.
Kline were seen grasing without fear
Over the sloptng green-swavd near.
And resting when the noon had come
Meath oaks that faced the cannon's boom
Which crimsoned many . trampled clod:
Now daisies feck with snow that sod.
While white doves COO unharmed withoa
Redoubts reared for the battles din.
Grim parapets no longer frown
Upon 4 pent, bsleag aguesed town;
The greater city In its might
And pride guards the dire conflicts site:
Sweet homes with comely lawns are seen
Crowning historic heights serene
In grace and beauty. safe apart
From tumult Of the busy mart.
Nor 10 the fame forgotten here
Unto the heart devout more dear
Than grandest mansion wealth rears nigh.
But shrtnins poor mortality
While on that day Of all the best,
Thrilled strangely once by the behest
70 arms. the scene 10 Of release.
In this elow-crumbling fort I see .
Type Of fray waged bitterly. p
Yet whose RENE mbered cup Of woe
Is Yielding to times tidal flow:
Though its dead heroes borne away
Whether in blue. or in the gray,
Claim their due share Of vottve bloom
OFTEN 40 doth the Mayt1me come.
w. =. Boiee. In Springfield (Aass) Re-
publican.
The Jennings daily record., 1902-10-23
QUEEN 1 CRESCENT
y r. Q u T f.. -

The Best Line to New York. .Phila'
delphia, Baltimore, Washington. Gin
cinnati. Chattanooga, Birmingham and
all points in the East.
Through Sleeper. New Orleans -
New York via Chattanooga. Bristol.
Lynchburg. Washington and PcnnAyl
vania Railroad.
Pullman Sleeper. New Orleans -
Cincinnati.
Dining Car Service on both Nsv
York and Cincinnati Lines, serving ~
meals.
Coolest. CleAnest.
Full detailed information furuishe6
"a application.
Geo. H. Smith,
q. p. 4,
a. J. Andersen.
! l. q. p. =
H.y oz!laaf 4
The Jennings daily record., 1902-10-23
Advice Wanted.

Young Mani came to ask you for
the hand of your daughter, sir.
Old Man (the father OF seven)-
Which one of my daughters, young
man?
"That's another thing I wanted to
ask you. Now, as friend, which one
would you advise me to take?"-Chl-
cago Daily News.
The Jennings daily record., 1902-10-23
Hoom IN the Proc ession.

Clara-Dear Isabel, you are at last
q successful artist.
Isabel--Oh, Clara, I don't feel my
self a success I've tust moved up 4
little. because a lot Of older strugglsrs
hare got tired and quit.-Detroit Free
Pxl6sA
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1902-07-24
ConundrumS.

What is the longest word in the
English language? A. Smiles, be-
cause there is a mile between the
first and last letters.
Why couldn't Mrs Washington
make soap out of the ashes from
Georges cherry tree. A. Because
there was no lie in them.
! Mr.. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger and Baby
igger-which of this interesting
| family is the biggest, and why? A.
Baby Bigger, because he is a little
Bigger.
Why is Ohio river like drunken
man? A. Because it takes in too
much Monongahela at Pittsburg,
runs past Wheeling, gets a Licking
past Cincinnati, and falls below
Louisville.
What is it that we value more than
life, fear more than death; the rich
man wants it, the poor man has it,
the miser spends it, the spendthrift
keeps it, and when we die we take
it with us. A. Nothing
What is the greatest feat in the
! eating way ever known? A. The
man who commenced by boiling a
door, after which he threw up a
! window, and then sat down and
swallowed a whole story.
/ What is it we see every day, God
never saw and never will see, Paul
seldom saw? A. God never saw
his equal, Paul seldom saw his, and
we see ours every day.
A man on top of a tower which
was sixty feet high, had with him a
goose and a rope sixty feet long,
how did the man get down? A. He
got down" from the goose.
/ Two Spaniards went up in a ba-
loon. The balloon burst. What ma
tionality would they be when COM
ing down? A. One came down a
Russian, (rushing) and the other
caught on telegraph wire and came
| down a, Pole.
When a colored waiter drops a
platter of roasted turkey, why does
it create great continental disaster?
| A. Because it is the fall of Turkey,
the overthrow Of Greece, the ruin of
Africa, and the breaking up of
China.
What is the difference between
the Prince of Wales, an orphan, a
j bald headed old man and the gorilla?
! A. The first is heir apparent, the
second has ne'er apparent, the third
has no hair apparent and the fourth
has hairy apparent.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1902-07-24
Teachers Examinations.

The annual series of public exam
nations of teachers of Grant county
will be held at the following times
and places:
Boscobel, July % and 80.
Fennimore, July 80 and 81.
Lancaster, August 1 and 3.
Platteville, August and 5.
Cuba City, August 6 and Z.
Cassville, August II and IL.
Bloomington, August - and A.
Mount Hope, August Is and 16.
Lancaster for advanced branches
for second and first grades, August
Is and 49,
Advanced branches for second
and first grades will be written only
at Lancaster, August 10 and 20.
Examinations open at 9 a. m. Of
first day, and a. m. on second day.
CHARLES III. NYE,
22w2 County Supt.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1902-07-24

Opportunity is said to knock at
every mans door, but it is the usual
experience that he throws a poster
over the gate and runs by.
When man tells a woman that
he would lay down his life for her,
she should see to it that he takes
out life insurance policy
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1902-07-24
Baptist Church Locals.

Sunday school-9:3Q a. m.
Y. P. S. G. E.-6:30 p. m.
Preaching, Rev. F. Sprague-7:3O
}. m.
Dyer School House Sunday school
-2:30 p. m.
Preaching $3.50 p. m.
Mt. Sunday school-1O a. m.
Preaching II a. m.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1902-04-10
SOUTH TUNBRIDGE.

James Barney is the recipient of an in
creased pension.
A. y. Alexander is making extensive re-
pairs on his house.
Walter Howe is quite sick with an at
tack OF appendicitis.
Nathan Dodge is to teach the village
school at TuD bridge.
Mr.. and Mrs. Nathan Preston spent
Sunday al G. b. Dodges.
Fred Fifeld has finished work at Wilbur
Moves and is now assisting A. j, wills.
Miss Nellie Howe and Everett Corwin
are again attending school at South Roy
alton. ,,,u,
Heber Howe finished work for WIZ
smith OF Randolph last Saturday and Is al
home.
Miss Rosetta Flint OF Randolph Center
is spending a few weeks at A. \. AleXan-
der's.
{. Il. Rogers and james Barney went to
White River Junction saturday, returning
Sunday.
Fayette Rogers has rented his farm 10
Edward Ashley, who viii take possession
Nav list. Mr.. Rogers and family viii oc-
cupy the John Mudgett house.
MIR and Mrs. Wilbur Salter Of Fitch
burg. Mass, are spending few weeks
with Mrs. Salter's parents, Mr. ana MIS-
L. A. Woodward, when they VIII remove
10 the Eben Woodward place in Royalton
recently purchased.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1902-04-10
souTH srockeRIpeE.

Mrs. Almira Woodland is very low.
Herbert Parker has returned TO live with
his mother, Mrs. Mary Parker.
Mrs. Geo. Mills had dandelion greens
Monday, dug from the field.
Austin Packard had on exhibition a
freak Of nature, a six-legged calf, recently
Mr.. and Mrs. Ed. Longley are taking a
vacation at Elliot Wyman's ON account OF
his health.
Arthur Davis cut his chin badly by fall
ing ON a stone while playing with his play
mates last Friday.
Mrs. Lottie Annis and son, Royal, were
called TO Rochester to see her daughter
Flora Savage, last Sunday, who Is DANGER
ously sick.
Mrs Bowman OF RoXbury was called
here to care for her son, Royal, who IS very
sick with typhoid fever at his sister : MIS-
Harley Longley's.
sydney Wyman has moved his family
into the Edmunds boarding house al Mo-
town. that was vacated by Frank Blan-
cbard. lie moved his family in with has
father, Riley Blanchard.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1902-04-10
Probate of viii.


ESTATE OF HARRIEI ?. NUhAN
STATE OF VERMONT, In Probate Court held
RANpoLpH DISTRICT, s.. Nat Randolph in and for
said District on the 4th day % April, A. ~
laO2 an striiment purporting to be the last Will
and Testament 81 Harriet r. huran, late OF Ran
dolph, in said district, decreased being presenter
~ me Court by Homer White. the custodian
thereof. for Probate; II IS ordered by slu
court that am persons concerned therein De
,fin,.,i n, aFi,F ri = session ~ said Court to be-
held lad the Probate ONCE in Randolph ON the
ggth day 81 April a. D., 1904 aud show cause, n any
fbt,v NAV have. AGAINST the Probate uf said VIII
I'm WHICH purpose ID g. further ordered, that g
CorE ~ the record of this order be pubnshed
three weeks successfully tu the Herald hnd news
printed az Randolph. previous Co said time APP
pointed for hearing.
By the Court attest
WILLIAM ii NICHOLS Judr -
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1902-04-10
SHARON.

G. A. Mosher returned home Saturday.
G. A. Cheney spent Sunday with his
family.
George Ryan is chopping FOR Preston q
Newell.
Mrs. Andrew Thurston is added to the
sick list.
Don Wheeler moved to West Hartford
last week.
Mrs. F. NJ. Manly has rented Mrs. Chill
sons house.
Sam Kimball is at work in Patten Bros.
livery stable.
II. L. Day Of Chelmsford, Mass, was in
town last week.
Mr. Dimick is to work for e. w. Board
man this summer.
Carroll Reynolds is failing quite fast
with consumption.
II. +. Preston and c. Newell are board
ing at George Ryan's.
j. J. Parker has made nearly 1000 lbs. OF
maple sugar this season.
Rev. Sumner Sargent has been appointed
superintendent Of schools.
A daughter was born to Harvey Blanch-
ard and wife Monday, April 9TH.
c. Z. Wiley has charge of the under
taking business of Don Wheeler.
Mr.. Shepherd Of New London, n. H.,
was in town the first of the week.
Mrs. Ezra Wood goes to the Mary
Hitchcock hospital this week for an oper-
alton.
Mrs. Ben Morse, Addie Warren, Mrs.
John Roberts and Pearl Morse are sick
with measles.
G. B. Drown attended the meeting of
the road commissioners at White River
Junction last week.
Preston & Newell have taken the job Of
getting off some lumber on the Parker
place for Shepherd & Carr.
Frank Broughton has moved from Aus
tin Towards farm onto the Alexander
farm and is to work for f. f. Holt.
NJ c. and 4. H. Moves were called to
Portland, Me-, last week by the sickness
and death Of their brother-in-law, Charles
Morey.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1902-04-10
Don't Forget
-TH AT
Does Cleaning and Pressing,
Guardian Notice.

STATE OF VERMONT, In Probate Court, held
RANpoLPH DISTRICT, s.. sat Randolph, within and
for said district on the 3lst day Of March, A. ID.
1902 Frank II, Cleveland, guardian Of Lucretia
Amldon Of Braintrce, in said district masses
following described real estate of his said ward -
An undivided part Of what was known as the
Jabez smith farm also an undivided part OF the
Berry lot so-called an IN said Braintrces repre-
stnting that the sale thereof s necessary for the
support OF his said ward
Whereupon Il is ordered by said Court, that
said application be- referred to session thereof.
to be held az the Probate Otfice IN SAID hahaolp9
ON the 22d day of April A. ID 1902, for hearing and
decision thereon and, Il IS further ordered, that
am persons Interested De notified hereof, bY pun
location Of notice of said application and orler
thereon, three weeks successfully Ina the Herald
and News. published at Randolph, before said
time 81 hearing that they may appear at SAID
time and place, and t they see cause, object
thereto.
By the Court: Attest,
lass WILLIAM II. NICHOLS, Judge
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1902-04-10
RoYALToN.
Bicycles Repaired.

bicycles repaired.
D. G. Woodward, "a So. Main ST., Ran
dolph. 3w
Randolph has a first-class new tailor
G. j. Rockwell Try him.
Owen Vesper from Springfield, Mass,
was in town last week.
Miss Mary Wilson from Bethel came
Tuesday to visit Miss Ida Lyman.
Mrs. Eastman and daughter returned
to their home in Bradford Tuesday.
DR.. w. j.. Paine will lecture at the
Cushinghall, Bethel, Sunday p. m. at 2;30.
Lyle Freelan from Bethel is with her
grandparents, Mr.. ana Mrs. James Free
Ian.
Mrs. J.. Reed Pember from Woodstock
is spending a week at Hon. d. {. Deni-
sons.
owing to the absence of the rector there
viii be no services at St. Pauls church
next sunday.
Rev. J. f. Whitney from Spring Valley,
New York, viii speak at the Congrega-
tional church next Sunday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Asa C. Russell, from
Lowell, Mass, were guests last week Of
Mr., and Mrs. Charles Clapp.
Walter Woodward and Miss Carrie
Draper from Randolph spent Friday with
Mr.. and Mrs. Charles Joiner.
Minnie Diamond from Tunbridge is
with her sister. Mrs. G. T. Southgate,
and attending he Central school.
At this writing Tuesday evening, George
Harvey, Jr., is very low with diabetes,
having been unconscious for two days.
Rev. Mr.. Whitney gave an interesting
talk at the G. T.. service sunday evening on
missions in Micronesia where he spent
ten years.
Mrs. John l.. Spauldmg came home
Tuesday from WiiiiamstUwn where she
aud Harold had been guests Of Mr.. and
Mrs. George Harrington.
Mrs. j. Warren Waldo is slowly gaining
from her recent illness. Mr.. and Mrs.
RYAN. who live on her farm, and her
daughter, Mrs. Kidder, from Barnard are
caring for her.
Mr.. and Mrs. George Harvey and
daughter from Woodstock, James Harvey,
ESQ, from White River Junction, and
Miss Alice Harvey from Boston were
called here the first OF the week by the
illness Of their son and brother, George
Harvey, Jr.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1902-04-10
TUNeRIDeE.

Randolph has a first-class new tailor
G. j. Rockwell. Try him.
Edna Sleeper goes TO STAFFORD this week.
Abbie Bates is to work for Mrs. Eva
Tucker
Sci Ordway is to work this season for ;.
Z. Cilley.
Mr.. and Mrs. Fred Noyes recently visit
ed az Charles Osborne's.
There was a sugar sociable at Thomas
Durcan's Monday evening.
Amy Bmluu is visiting her aunt, Mrs.
Mary White, in Fast Randolph.
Harold Corwin OF Chelsea is spending
part Of his vacation at Benz. fuckers.
Nathan Dodge is teacher for the school
in Dist. No. I to commence April 2sth.
Anne Howe has gone to Marshfeld,
Mass, where she has situation as teach
er.
Mr.. and Mrs. Dexter Iarkin Of Chelsea
visited their daughter, Mary Durkee, last
Friday.
Thomas Duncan has hired several car
penters to work repairing his house just
below the village
Several attended the sugar party satur-
day evening at North Tunbridge and re-
port very pleasant time.
Harry Chapman has been appointed to
take Mr.. Perrys place on the mail route,
Charlie Durkee as substitute.
n. q. Preston, I'd, has sold his fine Brad
laugh colt to Charles Clapp, proprietor OF
the Cascadnac House, Royalton
O. +. Campbell returned from Boston
last week. He left his grandchild very
in with blood poisoning resulting from
vaccination.
on Wednesday of last week Mrs. n. q.
Preston took deed OF the late Munsel
Nelson place, one OF the finest residences
in the village.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1902-04-10

young when he went West and knew COM
paratively little OF his grandmother, and il
is greatly to his credit and to the benefit OF
the town that it was in his heart to take
care of his grandmother in her last years
as well as he has, and as he has not come
to be rich to make considerable sacrifice
to do it. Mrs. Clifford leaves one sister,
Mrs Edmund Webster, a nephew, and
a niece, Mrs. A. S. Burroughs. Funeral
exercises were at the house OF A. ). Bur-
roughs, prayer by Rev. Geo. o. Howe,
Tuesday. The interment was at Randolph
Center and the burial service there was by
Rev. G. w. Patterson. n. l.. Boyden had
charge of the funeral.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1902-04-10
A Card.

We. the undersigned, do hereby agree e
rafund the money on a 50-cent bottle ol
Greene's Warranted Syrup Of Tar u i tall'
to cure your cough or cold. we also guar guar
antee a 25-cent bottle to prove satisfactory
or money refunded.
n. Z. Allen, Randolph.
4 W. Fargo, Randolph Center.
i ". parmenter, Brooktield.
y. &. Bachelor. West Braintree'
r. /. Clatlin, Braintree.
w. IA. Sprague, East Brookheld-
A. q. Osgood, East Randolph.
Il. j. Prince, south Randolph.
ID. l.. Nichols, RoNbury.
q, A. Tildcn, Roxbury
a a. Sanborn, Randolph Center
Drew a Leonardo Randolph.
n. q. Morton, Randolph.
bailey 4 Allen. Randolph.
M. a. Robbins, East Brookheld.
- Morse 4 Co, West Hartford
n. e. Hubbard, Granville, VI
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1902-04-10
Saved MANY a Time.

Don't neglect coughs and colds even II
it is spring. Such cases often result seri-
ously at this season just because people
are careless. dose of One Minute Cough
Cure will remove all danger. Absolutely
safe. Acts at once. Sure cure for coughs,
colds, Group, grip, bronchitis and other
throat and lung troubles. II have used
One Minute Cough Cure several years,
saws Postmaster G. o. Dawson, Barr, Ill.
ut is the very best cough medicine on the
market. 1t has saved me many a severe
spell of sickness and warmly recommend
it" The children's favOrite. A. R.Hood
q Son, Chelsea j. A. Chedel, Gaysville.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1902-04-10
Shot In His Left Leo.

For an kinds OF sores, burns, bruises or
other wounds DeWitt's Witch Hazel
a4iFe Is a sure cure. skin diseases yieid
20 Dc 30 once. Never fails in cases OF piles.
looltug and healing. None genuine but
beNltts. Beware Of counterieits. -
suffered for many years from sore
caused by a gun shot wound in my let
leg, says A. s. Fuller, English, Ind. III
would not heal and gave me much trouble.
used an kinds Of remedies to no purpose
gntl tried DeWitt's Witch Hazel Salve'
a iaw boxes completely cured me-" ID. ..
9oodHo, Rochester; +. l. Clafiin, East
hwutree.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1902-04-10
Annotor,s Bad PIlaht.

''Two years ago, as a result of severe
cold. 1 lost my voice. writes DIR. Nj. l.
Scarborough OF Hebron, Ohio, "then began
an obstinate cough. Every remedy known
to me as a practicing physician for g
years failed and daily grew worse. Being
urged to try DIR. Kings New Discovery
for consumption, coughs and colds,
found quick relief, and for last ten DAYS
have felt better than for two years. Pos
itively guaranteed for throat and lung
troubles. soc. and II. Trial bottles free
For sale by Drew q Leonard, Randolph