Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1902-01-09
hey spell hell in 100000 different

they spell hell in 100000 different
languages.
Navigation in Wall street waters is
dangerous because the rocks are all out
af sight. When you locate one by strik-
tns 1t, they shift to another ancloring.
Wall street on dry days amuses it.
self by soaking the public; also on wet
days and other days.
.DiPectorships in trusts carry with
them sacred duties. hard work and no
emolument There are exceptions where.
directors are dilatory in operating on
their advance knowledge thereby tax
ing even chances with the stockholders
They are rare exceptions and when dis
covered are dropped.
"Fhe ticker rests upon the Sabbath
to bury it's victims.
"Panics fall alike upon the shorn and
the to be shorn.
The ticker first asks, What do you
think I'm going to sayy then says the
opposite.
There are two kinds of pilots in
Wall street waters-the licensed and.
unlicensed. Each is worse than the
other.
When you are long and they're
dropping, it's purgatory; when you are
short and they're rising, it's hell.
A Wall street pilot is one who, tired
Of sinking his own craft, sinks others.
for salvage.
''Most Wall street rumors have care
fully prepared itinerary.
Nothing succeeds like success
except inside information.
"Wall street advice is free. and it is.
worth it.
The public brings its wealth to Wall
street, and, owing to the frictionless:
working OF, the most perfect financial
system in the world, it can at any time
get back its equivalent in one form or
another, usually another.
each day million shares are
bought and sold for the public. Wall
street receives $25O,OOO in commits
sions, yet those who should know bet
ter say brokers are not producers.
Outlines a few yards Of tape con-
tains more history than all of the vol
umes of Macaulay or Bancroft.
when you gamble in stocks, it Is
you against the world -one mind
against millions.
There are many philosophers IN
Wall street, but they're all broke.
The ticker every day at quarter
past 2 tells the victims the time. It
appreciates that they had watches
earlier in the game.
'The ticker blasts more lives than
rum and cards combined.
"a swarm of bees visited the Stock
Exchange, but were so ashamed Of
their inactivity that they left In
hurry.
almost any good mathematical sys-
tenn can beat the ticker to a standstill
before 10 and after 3.
IF the garden of Eden had been in
Wall street, Adam would never have
got even bite of the apple.
aristotle must have been flirting
with the tape when he said the world
was made up of two kinds of people
liars and liars.
''Tickery, tickery. took.
The lambs ran after stock;
The stock it turned. and the lambs got
burned,
And now they're all in hook.
almost all directors of modern
trusts are yachtsmen. The reason
trusts capital affords mooring the year
round.
"a lie well told in Wall street is the
truth.
Zone Of the fundamental principles
Of modern finance and the one to which
America owes much Of it's enormous
wealth, When stock has advanced to-
prohibitive high figures, double the
capitalization and repeat
.When Wall street holds husking
bee, insiders get all the red ears.
"a straddle is sort of half sister,
mother-in-law bride-one Of those puz-
cling creatures who don't know wheth-
er to go back to ma, elope with BROTH
er-in-law or settle down and be prim.
"Hark, bark. the dogs do bark,
The coppers are tumbling down;
There are some with bags and lots with
jags.
And they'll surely bust the town"
upon the IrOnllSplece OF the calenuar
appears this inscription, "E & o M b
o." which translated means Errors
and omissions must be overlooked"
variation of a device by which brokers
in submitting statements of speculative
accounts to clients limit their liability.
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