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Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1902-06-26
MR.. DOOLEY COMPARES THE LIVES
OF SOLDIERS AND POLICEMEN

his peers? Ofacer Mike, yes; Gin'raI Mike.
no. Ginral Mike has no peers. He ray
ceives a letther notifyin' him that he has
broken a human skull divine an tn reg
lations iv tn army an must be thrfed.
who Will me brave frind have go through
with this here austere but hail-fellow In
quiry?' oh annywan will do. Amy Nv
tn gallant liftnants Nv me brigade will
do, says Gin'ral Mike So tn gin'ral is
put on thrile an a frind iv his addresses
tn court. Gentlemen, says he. tn ques-
ton befure tn court is not so much did
gallant leader hammer tn coon as wether
our flag wanst stuck up where we have
wathered so many precious citizens shall
iver come down. 9Th .coort: NO. no!)
That's tn pint. What do tn people at
home who know nawthin' about this here
war. except what we tell thin, what do
they name be subjictin this here hayro.
gray an bent with inf7rmities, but pretty
spry at that. to this innominy? He has
fought FIR thin an what have they done
FIR him? In more thin wan year he has
only risen firm tn rank Nv captain to
brigadier ginral an his pay Is less thin
twinty times what II was. (Here tn coort
weeps) I asst We. asst We. We fine little
boys, is II mete an proper, nay, is it meat
an dhrink FIR US. TO punish him?'
AN tn coort puts tn verdict Nv ac-
quittal in tn shape iv tn poplar song
F'r ne 8 a Jolly gOOQ IeHOW an dQQS
a Accommodation that Harvard colledge Is
gettin' too gay anyhow.
That's tn difference between sojer an
polisman Why is 1t that tn fair sex,
as Hogan says. wudden't be seen talkin'
to a polisman. but If We say 'Sojer' to thin
thy're all out Nv tn window but tn feet.
want to know
~ can't tel" said Mr.. Hennessy. II
heerd a frind Nv Willum j. Bryan say We
was IN danger iv havin thin run tn
countrhy like thy do in-in Germany. dye
mind"
"Niver fear" said Mr.. Dooley. There's
too many Gilligans not in tn ARMY fF
that"
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1902-06-26

expect to rally two-thirds vote to do
what a majority of the senate is known
to be opposed to?
The influence of the executive is, of
course, very great, but If President Roose-
welt succeeds in this struggle by the
treaty method he will score a remarkable
victory indeed.
The most reasonable prospect is that
Me will find the opposition to his reci-
procity scheme entirely too strong for
him in this congress. however he may en-
deavor to overcome it, and that he will
have to wait for the appeal to the coun-
try which may evoke an Endorsement of
the wisdom and Justice OF his Cuban reci-
procity policy and a decree that it shall
be adopted.
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1902-06-26

portant artist is no excuse FIR We goin'
out an loadin' ye'ersilf TO tn joo-pint with
Hinnigans paint. TIL mex time We miss
pullin' ye'er box, I'll have we up befure tn
thrile boord. Put that In ye'er pipe an
smoke It, Mike Gilligan.' An 'Gillligan
blushed.
mo. sir. between tn two tn polisman's
life tn hard wan. He can't rethreat f'r
reinfoorcemints or surrender with all tn
honors iv war. II he surrinders, he's kilt
an if he Retreats his button comes on.
He gets no soord firm congress whin he
brings in Starkey be tn burnin' hair Nv
his head If he's promoted to sergeant.
he's sure to be bounced be tn first ray
form administration. He takes his or
oilers. carries his stick Nv timber up hill
an down dale undher tn gleamin' stars.
has nawthin' TO say but Move on there
now an if his foot slips another round
headed man pushes him into a cell an a
impartial jury Nv men that's had throuble
with tn polls befure convicts him with
three cheers.
Now, suppose GiIligan's father, whin
he was young, had looked him over an
said: 'Agathy Michaers head is perfect
ly round It's like baseball. It's so pc
coolyar. An he has a fightin' face. It's
no good thryin' to tache him thrade.
Let's make a sojer iv him.. An he wint
into tn army. II he'd done there what
he's done in tn patch, tits Gin'ral Gill;
gan he'd be this time-Gin'ral Gilligan
stormin tn heights Nv San Joon hill; Gin
raj Mike Gilligan suspindin' tn haveas
corpus in tn Philippians an tn anti-im-
peeryalists at home; Gin'ral Mike Gilligan
capturin' Aggynaldoo, an he'd do 1t with
bare hands an without tn aid Nv a mus
tache; Gin'ral Mike Gilligan abolishin' tn
third reader; Gin raj Mike Gilligan dis
coorsin' to tn public on Books have
niver read: Series wan, tn Histhry Nv
tn United States If his foot slips an he
grows a little cross with pris'ner Nv war
on tn way to tn station an dhrops his
soord or his club on tn top Nv him. is he
IN haf,Ira IN fndga an thried he a i1Irv fv
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1902-06-26
erasshopssrs as Admission Tioks.s-

Fro - Sai FranC-scO Chronicle
The residents Of Ephraim, Utah. the agricul-
turaI center Of San Pete county where the
crops last year were completely ruined by
grasshoppers, have adopted novel method Of
discriminating the pest which Is again threat
ening the crops. A series of entertainments has
been arranged the admission 10 which is one
half bushel of grasshOppers
The first entertainments dance-was held
the other night and seyenty-five- bushels of
grasshoppers were presented at the door After
the dance the 'hoppers'' furnished fuel for
bonare to properly top OF the occasion
Everything possible is being done to catch the
young insects before they begin TO fly. and
the citizens around Ephraim have banded to-
gether in one army TO fight them. a standing
bounty Of 81 a bushel has been offered by. the
city officials for the young "hoppers.'
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1902-06-26
FEW days ago I received a letter
which ran thus: You must
come up on the fourth and cele-
hra4a r.,ith &c We xryflI bova the

~ which ran thus: You must
come up on the fourth and cele-
brate with us. We will have the
biggest crowd yet and the best time. In
the morning there will be the reading of
the great Declaration, an appropriate ad-
dress, speeches by three or four boys
and a lot of patriotic songs. Then there
will be dinner in the grove with abund-
ance for all. In the afternoon a variety
of athletic games will come of, and at
night the fireworks, as usual"
This message came from a village that
nestles and prospers in the Georgia noun
tains. It came from man who has lived
there about dozen years and has seen
to 1t that not Fourth of July has passed
in that locality without due celebration.
The people Of the town and it's vicinity
took little interest in this observance at
first, but they are enthusiastic over IL
every year now sand there is, perhaps.
not locality in all this great state where
the anniversary of American independ-
ence is hailed more heartily,
The writer of the letter from which the
above quotation is taken has done much
good in the region where he has settled.
1t is better in many ways for his having
lived and labored there and count among
his best services to that community the
fact that he has popularized the Fourth
of July where no attention was paid to II
before he erected his altar of patriotism
and on 1t lighted the fire which he has
never permitted to languish.
AS read the kind invitation to pay my
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1902-06-26

devotion at that shrine I could not help
thinking that it would be a good thing,
nay a glorious thing. If on the Fourth Of
July Just ahead of US and on every sub
sequent Fourth of July for all time to
come every city, town, and even every
crossroads settlement. throughout the
length and breadth of this land would
fairly fill and overflow with the enthusi-
asm that ought to spring spontaneous
from every true American heart on that
anniversary. When ii ceases to have for
US a meaning all its own. when we permit
II to lapse into the common run Of days,
when we. never know that it has arrived
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1902-06-26
ABOUT WELL KNOWN PEOPLE.

Clarence Hale a brother of Senator
Hale has been appointed United States
district judge in Maine by President
Roosevelt.
y Vice President Hobart's statue. which
Paterson IN. j. is to erect in front of its
city hall. viii soon be unveiled. Presi-
dent Roosevelt. his cabinet and congress
will be invited to attend the ceremonies
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1902-06-26

There are a great rany Democrats in
Georgia who think that the surest way
for the state Convention 70 keep down
future wrangles over the prohibition
question g 20 refuse 20 precIpitste a aght
on Il IN the convention itself.
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1902-06-26

An exchange devotes a lengthy editorial
10 The Passing Of the MOther-in-L.aw
Joke" We always did think the mother
in-law Joke was q more serious thing than
was EsnerhIiy admitted.
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1902-06-26

The defenders Of the water cure for bad
Fnipinos have had their theory some
what damaged by the fact that an Okla
hln has died
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1902-06-26

The corporations are becoming more and
more despOfic. The Pennsylvania rail-
road has. issued a ukase against kissing at
railroad stations. And yet they say this Is
4 free country.
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1902-06-26

According 70 the adjutant general Of
Illinois the mobs that have been chasing
negroes IN that state. beating the life
out Of them. breaking Up their schools
and destroying their crops really have
the kindest sort Of feelings for the col
ored brother. In fact. they love him SC
well that they just can't keep their hands
or Of him
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Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1902-06-26

IRE Macon Telegraph Is In favor Of q
chicken and egg campaign I'm Georgia.
Il would certainly be worth more 20 the
state than any campaign for office.
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1902-06-26

Up 70 the present time. the Hon. Billy
hason's presidential boom seems TO have
the undivided support Of the senior sena-
tor from Illinois.
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1902-06-26

Marx Hanna continues 10 deny his pres
idential aspirations. but at the same time
accepts all invitations to state conven-
lions that come his way.
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1902-06-26

ne present. merry month OF June Is do
Ing a land Office matrimonial business.
This Is the best evidence OF real prosper
It's that we have seen
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1902-06-26

The situation IN Pennsylvania Is aceu-
rately diagnosed BY one Of those cute
Boston editors who declares that Republic
ear control In that state Is IN statu Quay.
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1902-06-26

Governor Je1 Davis. having been ex-
communicated from the Baptist church,
has started g vindication senatorial cam
paign.
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1902-06-26

waller says he'll Is q winter resort COM
pared 20 sauiar. Doubtless the women
and children OF the province hope he viii
20 there next time.
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1902-06-26

Five more American soldiers boloed by
FIllpinos. But this viii probably fail 10
arouse the sympathy OF Senator Hoar
and the other insurgent statesmen.
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1902-06-26

Unless appearances are very deceptive
there are a great many Republicans who
are much fonder OF all Democrats Just
now than OF the other gang In their own
camp.
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1902-06-26

John Mclean and Tom Johnson are each
81 the opinion that the Democratic party
n Ohio would be a heap better OF II Il
could get rid OF the other.
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1902-06-26

John w. Gates says that Pierpont Nor
Gan has only begun his work Pierp
Eeems likely 70 DO well when he gets his
hand IN.
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1902-06-26

Talk about blowing Up the MeFrimae.
Hobson never showed what the real quail
lty OF hts nerve is until he refused 20 kiss
day.
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1902-06-26

II Governor Gambler don't quit denying
he VIII get IN the habit OF II. It's a bad
habit. as Mayor Minis said when he quit
cussin'.
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1902-06-26

Tom Reed Il quoted as saying that he
doesn't want the Republican nomination
Tor president. The reform OF this old
sinner seems to be genuine
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1902-06-26

A Boston paper says the recent Repub-
fcan platforms have the right ring. )"
Wherever the Republican party is there
II sure 70 be a ring OF some sort.
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1902-06-26

Perhaps Senator James X. Jones voted
that way on the canal bin merely for the
novelty Of getting on the winning side
Just once.
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1902-06-26

valet Jones. after. killing Millionaire
Rice and booming Lawyer Patrick TO the
electric chair. has retired from the scene.
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1902-06-26

50 far re have not seen the Missouri
mule gwen full credit for the result in
South Africa.
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1902-06-26
REFLECTIONS OF A BACHELOR.


Dampness caused by crying woman Is al
ways oppressive.
lot of truth is wasted in trying TO get
useless lies established.
Many a man who lays down the law to his
wife Is unable to pick II up again.
wise man looks into things for the pur-
pose of conscience or his stomach
Women can make a little knowledge so so
far that II will never come back again.
What a brilliant lot we should be II every
man was half as smart as he thinks he is.
II takes just as long to ind out what you
don't know about women what you do know.
II they only knew IL, the people who pride
themselves on employing no tact simply employ
bad manners.
A mans ideas on reform In politics from day
to day are very much biased by what kind OF
breakfast he had.
The time woman usually picks out TO sit on
a mans knee and ask him how much he loves
her Is Just when he Is having trouble to make
his favorite pipe draw.
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1902-06-26

Tne Illinois Democrats seem to be Of
hlcted with a multiplicity OF leaders and
q scarcity OF voters.
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1902-06-26

Tammany's bad luck continues. BoTrke
Cochran has decided 10 return 70 the
wlgwam.
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1902-06-26

The Department Of Justice seems 20
mean business IN its proceedings against
the railroad poolers-
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1902-06-26

Senator German Is getting puffs from
AGRICULTURAL weekiies on his wheat crop.
sly coon. that same German.
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1902-06-26

Augusta was always lucky. Now she
has . rate war between rival ice factories
70 Offset the beef trusts advanced prices
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1902-06-26

Il begins 20 look like Governor-eleci
Terrell Il going to have q school teacher :
problem handed down 20 him.
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1902-06-26

At any rate Il must be admitted thai
General Wood gave Cuba a few lesssoni
a. practical American politics.
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1902-06-26

That gentle reminder that the presi-
dent gave Funston about the goldenness
Of silence seems tokhave stuck.
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1902-06-26

The Fiiipinos win get amnesty for Z
Fourth OF July gift from Roosevelt. Any
thing Is preferable TO the water cure.
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1902-06-26
THURSDAY. JUNE :, isOA

Mr. Bryan refuses 20 revise his opinion
or Grover Cleveland except 70 make II
worse.
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1902-06-26

Somebody seems TO have knocked = Stat
out OF that furniture trust At any rate.
Il has fallen through.
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1902-06-26

me Olney presidential boom is the mOst
elegant affair OF the kind that has ap-
peared yet
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1902-06-26

Prof. Triggs, of the University of Chi
cago. has added to the worlds stock Of
doubt by asserting In an address that the
college man goes out into the world un-
prepared for the conditions he must con-
front
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1902-06-26

Copyright, 1902, by Robert Howard Russell.)
1% H life Nv a sojer though
- gloryots is hard" said Mr..
Dooley. Here's me friend
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1902-02-27
NOTICE OF HEARING APPLlCA-
TON FOR ORDER TO SELL
REAL PROPERTY.

In the District Court of the State of
Nevada, in and for the county of
Ormsby.
In the matter of the estate of Sar-
ali Willard, deceased
Notice to hear application to sell
real property.
Notice is hereby given that J. A.
Wall, the administrator of the estate
Of Sarah Willard. deceased, having
filed in this court his petition praying
for an order of sale of the real prop
erty of the estate of deceased, the
hearing OF the same has been set by
said Court for the 18th day Of March
a. D. 1902, at ten o'clock, a. m. at the
court room thereof at the court house
in the city Of Carson; and all persons
interested in said estate are notified
! then and there to appear and show
cause. if any they have, why said or
der should not be made.
Dated 18th February. 1902
GEO. w. COMING,
Clerk.
+. II. Huffaker and E. T. Dupuis, at
torneys for petitioner. F1S2w
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1902-02-27

IN 1892 lead in against
Republican party because of that political organizations sub
erviency of moned classes The
stronger 1894 later pro-
portions State the Republican almost annit
lated The revival of feeling du1ng the Presidential
Republicans back to their
affiliations, carried Overwhelmingly by
those placed its welfare above partisan considerations
To question the Justice and poprietv of the political revolution
swept Republican moongs, challenge
the intelligence ond the integrity Of her people, and especially
Republicans 1896 ballots J.
Bryan.
people of unanimously condemn
party with which many Of them have long been
fairly
may regarded settled The Republican party having
people
only called consider whether has since
nythng entities
respect glance political today
should be sufficient to enabeus to this question with
III emphatic no" Let
broke the Republican party
positive repeated declarations
metaln gave signs committing
gold standard Those have all been verified today
party open champion of gold
only this large majority of the party destroy
the silver dollars already coined and filling places
banknote thus running the silver and enchng the national
bankers Not with fastening gold upon the
United States the friends of the monetary system would force
other country using silver the of which
be to limit the demand for the white that for
yellow and in this deprive the world of the benefits naturally
flowing from the increased production of gold With those
ing such policy the leaders of the Republican party per-
ultimately complete dsuse of silver
money metal, except for small change
Rejoicing, the development of gold mining
justice ourselves the fact that
mining under conditions greater possible
There sign visible upon political horizon
fair conditions mining
under Republican financial policy would be nothing less
industrial suicide people their
ica with that How long would Pennsy
Republican Gibra the
political if industries that had suffered
Republican party have? The question
At this tne the burden Of the Republican
pospety But how much prosperity has that party
Literally industrial
appear Frightening owing
independent of the Republican party is the sunshine itself
publican legislation policies during years brought
nothing but distress
Indictment Republican party
upon respecting the question mpor
in local way for leading feature of its presen
policy be successfully defended upon American principles
protective tariff, maintained, longer
velopnen upbulding of instant neustres
breeder and of giant which themselves
the pless desoye the smaller indus
trial cornorans while absolutely controlling market
injury of the American the time
ing foreign markets with cutting Of prices rendered possible
tariff that is bringing upon the commercial hostility
great nation of Europe.
Continued sd page.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1902-02-27

ANNUAL STATEMENT.
Annual statement of the PACIFIC
STATES, SAVINGS, LOAN AND
BUILDING CO.,of San Francisco,
California, for the year ending
Iulx 81 1901
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1902-02-27

Receipts.
Cash July 81 .......75.S 1855 p
Dues 1nstallment stock .235.336 90
Prepaid stock -. -. .14.60O 90
Interest and premiums .1O2,O41 Ga
Fines and tranfer fees ..4 33 65
Deposits ..... 49,. ....1S.lf2 "a
Bills receivable -. .27.O7O 90
Mortgage loan repaid 80. .274,SS5 10
Advanced for taxes rs
Insurance premium -. ..1,614 60
tents -. ...10,064 10
Matured deposits -. ..2,512 90
Attorney fees -. -. ...5.947 81
Expense fund collection .....9,432 q
Real estate sold -. 80 .061 80
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1902-02-27
ANNUAL STATEMENT.

ANNUAL STATEMENT.
ANIMAL Statement of the United States
Branch of the NORTH BRITISH
G. MERCHANDISE Insurance Co.,
of London and Edin burah, for the
year ending December 81, 1901.
Capital deposited ....... $500, 900 90
Liabilities exclusive of CAPT
tai and net surplus %, 49,, 646 81
inoon7c
Premiums 81, S2o,lSO ~
Other sources l4o $50 rs
Total income, 1901. -. ..$2,913,S16 OF
Expea dituTes.
Losses 81 ,e55,0I3 81
Other expenditures ..,... 997,352 81
Total expenditures, 1901, s2,890.425 93
ire Insurance Business, 1861.
RISKS written -. .$4l6,5S6,753
Premium thereon -. 1887, 290 SO
Loeese incurred ... 1,95G,9f7 60
Nevada Business.
R1SkS written SSl, lO2 w
!! Premiums received -. 800. .S2,104 &c
Losses paid -. $77 sc
Losses incurred -. -. .....$77 SO
TOM c. GRANT, Manager.
San Francisco, January 81, 1902.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1902-02-27

ANNU NJ STt."EME \T.