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Arizona republican., 1902-11-09
A Sudden TWIRqe

Of pain is generally the first warning of an attack of rheumatism. It feels as if the disease were in the bones or muscles, but the real cause of rheumatism is found in impure blood. In order to cure rheumatism the blood must be cleansed of the poisonous impurities which are the cause of the disease.
 Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery has been very successful in the cure of
Arizona republican., 1902-11-09

Wife-You once said I was the only woman in the world.
 Husband-Yes. and I ought to have been sent to an insane asylum before it was everlastingly too late.
Arizona republican., 1902-11-09

If you desire a good complexion use Mok Tea, a pure herb drink. It acts on the liver and makes the skin smooth and clear. Cures sick headache. 25cts. and 50 cts. Money refunded if it does not satisfy you. Write to w. H. Hook CT x Co.,, Buffalo, N. VT. sF. Hud- son Pharmacy.
Arizona republican., 1902-11-09

A>-S-~-e-s-o-. -.%---o--s-$-s---~$-~%-~< our Order suffering with weakness pe- culiar to women, have been wonderfully helped and cured by Peruna. ."-Layina E. Walker.
 Address The Peruna Medicine Co.,, of Columbus, O., for a free copy of Dr. Hartman's latest book on catarrh.
Arizona republican., 1902-11-09
I began dfdactically.

l began dfdactically.
 'The fool and his money"
 Are the salvation of the industri- ous," interrupted the shrewd promoter Puck.
Arizona republican., 1902-11-09

You read a good deaf of the needs of women, but We have failed to see any mention of their greatest need-rebind- ing for their skirts.
Arizona republican., 1902-11-09
FOR A BAD COLD.

If you have a bad cold you need a good reliable medicine like Chamber lain's Cough Remedy to loosen and re- lieve it, and to allay the irritation and inflammation of the throat and lungs. For sale by Elvey & Hulett, druggists.
Arizona republican., 1902-11-09
ScR0E

Is an hereditary disease, and one for which a tainted ancestry or blood poison ed parentage is responsible. It is trans mitted through the blood and shows itself in swelling and alteration of the glands of the neck, catarrh of the head. weak eyes, sores, abscesses and skin erup-- tions, with 3 gradual wasting away ot strength and vitality. It also attacks the bones and joints, resulting in white swell ling, hip disease and deformities of every kind. We see the effects of this awful blood taint every day, but it exists in so many forms that often it passes for some thing else and is treated as anotherdisease.
 Scrofula robs the blood of its uutritive qualities. ard it becomes too poor to pro
Arizona republican., 1902-11-09


 duce healthy growth and development, and thin, emaciated bodies and pallid, waxy com- plexions are the result.
 Only a constitutional remedy, one that works through the blood. can reach a disease that has through generations or the blood since birth.
 s. $. s. cleanses the b. lous matter and tuberc when rich, pure, health is again flowing in the gradual disappearance ( ous symptoms Of SC returns, and a conplet
 s. $. $. contains no s further break down ant tenn, but can be taken b
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1902-03-12
WILL NOT DO MUCH.
Congress to Do Lots Of Talking, But
Little Legislating.
One Bill i'm seventy-F4ve Has .
Chance Of Being Enacted Into u
Lav-PrObable Fate. of
Canal Bills.
TSDecfal WASHINGTON Letter.1

Especial Washington letter.
r UPWARDS of 900 bills have been
introduced in the senate and
house of representatives. Prob
ably 200 of them will be enacted into
laws. Each bill has about one chance
in IS. Small chance.
The majority of these bills, almost
all of them, are of personal rather than
nationalinterest. They are private pen
sions, small individual claims, and for
every conceivable scheme for getting
money out of the treasury. Very few
of them will ever be reported from COM
mittees; and, in fact, some of the bills
which are of national and international
interest will not be passed.
For example, there is the Nicara.
guam canal bill, which was passed by
the house of Representatives almost
unanimously. 1t will not be enacted
into law. Neither will there be enacted
bill for the construction of the Pana-
ma canal by this country. That is the
consensus of all political leaders, re-
gardless of their political affiliations.
The putative owners of the Panama
canal route have been trying to in
duce this government to buy their
hole in the ground for almost 20 years,
without success. But they have been
able to exert influences which have
prevented the passage of the Nicara-
guam canal bill; because SO long as
there is no Nicaraguan canal ordered
their alleged stock may be worth
something. They have wanted $780,
100000 for their alleged rights. They
have come down to $100,o00,ooo. And
now, when the house of representa-
tives has started the Nicaraguan ca
nal bill along by almost unanimous
vote, the Panama people come here
offering to sell their alleged rights for
$40,000,000. The question is whether
or not they have anything but gold
brick or green goods for sale.
Senator Morgan, of Alabama, who
has been the champion of the Nicara-
guam canal route for many years,
says: "The people of France, the
common people of France, have in
vested about 1000, 100000 of francs in
the Panama route. If we buy that
route from these people claiming the
right to sell, our government would
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1902-03-12


ship Oregon was obIgedsto make ghAt
long cruise of $4,000 miles in oreer to
reach the scene of action during the
war with Spain. %>s'
1t is not likely that there will be
shipping subsidy bill enacted, although
it may pass the senate. The legitimate
opponents of the bill are numerous.
and then there are enemies of the bill
who have fought it for personal spite
work. because of their antipathy to one
CT the senators who favors it. They
know how easy it is to kill bill.
There has been at no time any pur-
pose to enact any tariff legislation
until recently; and the actions of the
house committee on ways and means
were defensive rather than aggressive
when they prepared the revenue re-
duction bill. The senate proposes to
substitute reciprocity for revenue re-
duction. Congressman Babcock, of
Wisconsin, courageously undertook to
chop down the tariff, but he received no
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1902-03-12
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HEALTHFUL WOMEN.
No Others Are Prepared, Physically
and Mentally, for the Duties In
cumbent Upon Them.

No woman can be considered
beautiful unless the tint of health
glows on her cheeks. Despite the
volumes that have been written, and
the efforts of distinguished lecturers
to make our American sisters a ro-
bust, healthy set of beings, physical
ly and mentally prepared for the
varied duties of wife, mother and
friend, the means of the invalid still
greet our ears, and the numbers of
pale, enaciated females about us give
evidence that the field is large and
that workers are still needed.
What can we do with this genera
ton but administer to their woes,
and trust to the endeavors of the
wise to effect change in the daugh-
ters who are to fill our places in the
future.
How few young girls realize that
If they would devote some of the
hours which they SPEND over the de-
cision of the fashion and style of
new robe, to the study of hygienic
laws and the necessity of dressing
warmly in our variable climate, that
the attractiveness they so much
covet would crown their labors, and
that not only in freedom from bodily
suffering would they reap their re-
ward, but the sparkling eye and
blooming cheek would exist no longer
in the poets imagination, but become
a reality.
What mortal woman can smile and
greet with laughing face her friends,
when, perhaps, neuralgia pains, the
result of some imprudence in dress
ing, are racking her frame, and induc-
ing condition of the system over
which medicine has no control, and
the most skillful physician fails to
relieve. One of our most eloquent
divines remarked recently that a
sound liver and a sound stomach
were the forefathers of sound head.
He might have added that well-pro-
tected feet, thoroughly clothed bod
les and sensible appreciation o. nat
ural laws would insure sound livers
and sound bodies.
The girl of the period (and, alas!
her mother, too,) is SO intent upon
the scantiness of the dress and so
anxious lest the skirt should have
one inch of width in excess, that she
dispenses with garments necessary
to healthy circulation of the vital
fluid, and promenades the highways
a walking advertisement for the
chemist Of the cosmetics with which
he attempts to initiate nature in her
behalf.
Having gained so high a position in
the worlds vision by the brain power
broadcast through every department
of science, let the American woman
determine by knowledge of herself
and the laws governing her being
that the race shall not deteriorate.-
| N. Y. Weekly.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1902-03-12

ultimately be called upon to pay all
those poor people in France who have
been swindled. We cannot afford to
buy this alleged franchise"
Now, whether the Nicaraguan route
is the better or not, is not within the
province of the narrator to say. A
duly appointed commission of able and
competent gentlemen have examined
both of the routes. They have unani-
mously reported in favor of the Mica
raguan route; and then they have
unanimously reported also in favor of
the Panama route. Who shall tell
which is the proper place for the 18TH
milan canal?
One of the strongest characterize
tions ever uttered was an exclama-
ton of Senator Davis, of Minnesota,
five years ago: panama is rock
ribbed. Buy it, and have something
substantial. TO invest in Nicaraguan
stock would be like taking mortgage
on an earthquake" And that idea
seems to be elaborated in the two
contradictory reports of the canal
commission.
When the statement is made that
there will be- no canal legisla ton
statesmen take into considera ton the
fact that the Pacific railroads are
fighting canal legislation with every
means in their power. Usually the
railroad corporations stand together.
SO that when the Pacific railroads at
tack measure they are able to bring
all other railroads to their support.
There is scarcely senator or repre-
sentative in congress who is not under
obligations, in some way, to some rail-
road corporation. Consequently, when
the railroads become interested in
lobby work they are quiet, I'm seen. but
extremely potential. With the UNDER
standing that the Pacific railroads are
fighting canal legislation, you will ap-
preciate Senator Morgan's smile. He
says:
-Four centuries ago the tribes on
this continentwere set to fighting each
other, and the pale faces furnished the
fire water which led them to kill off
each other. The Senecas went IN
slaughtering Mohawks, and the white
men furnished the fire water. FINALLY
they fought away beyond the Missis-
sippi river, where the Sioux and Win
nebagoes went to killing each other.
and the white men furnished the fire
water. Now the Nicaraguan and Pan
anna tribes have been set to war with
each other, and the Pacific railroads
are furnishing the fire water
Advocates Of the Nicara guam canal
have no money to expend for the fur
therance of their IDEAS The Panama
canal people have plenty of money.
They live at first class hotels, give din
ners and banquets, entertain literally
and lavishly;, and all of that takes spot
cash. Moreover, for a large salary
they have employed an ex-statesman
of eminence who is now practicing law,
and under his guidance tkey are check
ing the Nicaraguan canal bill in the
senate most effectively. Under exist
ing circumstances you will see that it
IL difficult, well night impossible, for
the congress to come to any agreement
and enact any canal legislation. This,
/ too, in spite Of the fact that our peo-
/ pie have almost unanimo usly favored
an isthmian canal ever since the battle
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1902-03-12
1MPROVlSED SETTEE.

etchings, water colors or photographs.
At each end artistic corner shelves are
added, which make excellent recep>
tacles for curios, china and such like.
A shelf along the top of the back gives
some more opportunities for the dis
play of china. The seat itself need not
be upholstered if fat cushion to fit
the size be made. All the little turned
wood rails can be bought ready made, so
the most difficult part is easily sur
mounted. When finished the structure
should be enameled in white or cream,
and really charming piece of furni-
ture will be the result.-Chicago Daily
News,
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1902-03-12

cooperation when congress convened:
so he dropped his ak and left the mat
ter to the other statesmen. Every
body knows that our revenues are
much greater than our expenditures,
but there are prudent statesmen who
believe in letting well enough alone.
There will be no new pension legis-
laticn, although there are numerous
bills on file, looking to the correction
of some OF the alleged errors in exist
ing statutes. The committees on pen
sions are now diligently engaged in
stavinE off claims of Spanish war vet
Grams for pension legislation. The he
roes Of hundred days, over zoe, GOO of
whom never smelled powder, are try
ing to get their clutches on the pension
office.
Something like 1000 men are trying
to have the charge of desertion re-
moved from their civil war records, in
order that they may get on the pen
sion roll. The clerk of the committee
on military affairs will furnish some
interesting details concerning them
for future letter. There will be no
legislation of that kind during this SEES.
sion, because the committee carefully
scans each bill, and usually finds an
imposter back of it.
The committee on public buildings
and grounds has before it for consid-
Grafton 100 bills proposing new public
buildings, which would cost in the ag-
gregate about $40,o00,O00. There will
be no legislation of. that character
either, beyond the authorization Of in
creased appropriations for a few pub
lie buildings now in course of construc-
ton.
There will be no reciprocity with
Cuba, if the house of representa- tives
can have its way. Congressman Taw-
ney, of Minnesota, says: eve should
first reduce the war taxes from our
own people, the taxes imposed to free
Cuba, before we extend special benefits
to Cuba, the ungrateful."
All of the regular appropriation bills
will be passed, in due session, and they
will carry an aggregate of about $780,
100000 for all of the expenses of the
national government for one year.
Our government is good one, but it
comes high. There will be Philippine
tariff bill, but it would be futile to IN
dertake now to outline the features of
those measures. There will be legis-
lation for the extension and develop
ment of the national capital on the
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1902-03-12
What Calves father Said.

A pretty story comes from Rodez,
in the south of France, where lately
a banquet was given in honor of Nine.
Calve, who was born in those parts.
Some one took it into his head to in
terview Nine. Calves father, a hale and
hearty old peasant of about so years
of age, who is immensely proud of his
famous daughter. In speaking of her
to the interviewer he pointed to the
rose trees in his garden. "Look at
these" he said; most of them are
covered with blooms, but here is one
tree which has borne only one rose.
It has spent all its strength in pro.
ducing perfect blossom. That is the
history of my daughter and her an
cestors. She. is the supreme flower
Of hundred forgotten generations"
Foreign letter. u
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1902-03-12
MARRIAGE by phOnOEraD1 nj,

Miss Nellie Stone was married by
photograph the other day to J. F. Dun
can in Oswego, NY. The regular cere-
mony could not take place because the
house in which she was living was
quarantined for smallpox, and the de-
lay made her so nervous that her ply.
sicians advised monograph mar
rage, which is asserted to be perfectly
legal. In her room at the house where
she was quarantined Miss Stone, in the
presence of witnesses, repeated into
the photograph the words: 81, Nellie
Stone, do take this man, James F. Dun
can, to be my lawfully welded husband,
for better or for worse, till death do us
part" The register was then removed,
fumigated and taken to the Duncan
residence, where the bridegroom and
clergyman performed their part of the
cPremnnY.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1902-03-12
CHARMING SETTEE.
It's n Truly Artistic Novelty and Not
beyond the Skill of the ANA
teur Carpenter.

This is hardly an undertaking for the
ordinary amateur, but if one be we'll
grounded in the carpenters art it Of
fers no difficulty. If not, the idea had
better be handed over to the local car
penter for construction. The high
back should have square spaces cut for
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1902-03-12
THE SHAWS AT ZONE.
Iowa People Speak Highly of the
Wife and Family of the New
Secretary of the Treasury.

The people of Des Moines, the capi-
tai city of the Hawkeye state, are
sorry to lose Gov. Leslie Mortimer
Shaw, whose term of office expired
on the first of the year and who,
on December Is last, accepted the
secretaryship of the treasury. A
Des Moines correspondent of the
Chicago Tribune says that Gov. Shaw
and family added much to the social
life of Des Moines since his Inaugural
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1902-03-12

Mrs. ROBBIE, midwife at Eidanger,
received call from a house located
about ten (English) miles away when
a snow storm was raging, and tho
roads were completely blocka6ed. But
the lady strapped her skis on her
feet, started off and reached the place
in time. Having performed her duty,
she returned just before midnight,
and arrived at home Il little after
three o'clock the next morning. On
her return the snow became damp so
that her skis were ''clogged," and the
trip required extraordinary physical
endurance
A bad boy attending the Bispehon-
gen public school in Trondhje1n was
whipped. The boy being frail AID
the whipping vigorous, he had to go
to bed. This was not relished by the
public. A mass meeting was called.
Some 800 people rushed into the hall,
denounced the management of the
school and passed a unanimous reso-
luton in favor of abolishing corporal
punishment in the public schools. The
board of education thinks that the
seriousness of the incident has been
greatly exaggerated.
The surplus of the Kristiania Sam
lag (retail liquor company for the
year 1901 was $139,553.SO. OF this
amount the state government receives
IS per cent, the city government Is
per cent. The aim of the samlag is
to eliminate the liquor traffic as a
source of public income. And now
we are told that the government re-
ceives so per cent of the surplus. The
remaining 20 per cent is distributed
among large number Of charitable
and other institutions.
Hilda Stang, twelve-year-old girl,
made a leap of IS feet without falling,
at a national ski match at Gjovik.
She won a prize of $6.75, and one of
her admirers wrote a pretty little
poem about her ''darting twenty Gu
bits through the air.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1902-03-12
SCANDINAVIAN NEWS
Interesting Notes From Across the
Ocean.
HAPPENINGS IN THE FATHERLAND.
Principal Events That Have Occurred
IN the Old Countries About tho
North Sea Within Week
or So Just Past.

The telegraph departments OF Swe-
den, Norway and Denmark have
agreed on 4 proposition to have the
rates between those countries re-
duced from 10 ore Zone and ITO
ccnts) to ore per word. But the
minimum rate OF 20 cents per dis
patch will be retained.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1902-03-12
Canarles i'm Red -Plumape

A canary breeder, NJ. Bourez, has
found a method of producing red
canaries, which he does by feeding
parent birds on finely ground cayenne
pepper. This has the effect of gradu-
ally causing change in the color of
the feathers. So far the magician has
only managed to produce reddish or
ange-colored canary, but he, hopes by
perseverance to achieve a brilliant red
in time.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1902-03-12
Ola maids. Plan Revenge 3

There is trouble ahead for some of
the married men Of Minneapolis. Sew
eral of the old maids Of that city have
conceived an atrocious system of
blackmail, by threatening to publish
the names Of all the men they Tilted
il their younger days. IS
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1902-03-12

original lines of L'Enfant, the genius
who planned it.
It is easier to tell what will not be
done than to foretell what will be done
in congress, for the reason that it is
very easy to defeat legislation, and
very hard to accomplish anything.
One senator can delay measure in
definitely, and. with the aid of few
others, can completely block legisla-
ton. SMITH D. FRY.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1902-03-12
Knitting as n Medicine.

Knitting is declared by specialists
in the treatment of rheumatism to
be a most helpful exercise for hands
liable to become stiff from the COM
plant, and it is being prescribed by
physicians because of it's efficacy in
limbering up the hands of such suf-
ferers. For persons liable to cramp,
paralysis or any other affection of
the fingers of that character knit
ting is regarded as a most bene-
fetal exercise. Besides the simple
work is said to be an excellent di-
version for the nerves and is recon-
mended to women suffering from in
somnia and depression. In certain
sanitariums patients are encouraged
to make use of the bright steels, and
the work is so pleasant that it is
much enjoyed by them.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1902-03-12
Companions Are Odious.

Mother-Well, professor, and what
do you think of my daughters mu-
steal ability?
Professor-Very little, madam, I
am sorry to say-very little. =
Mother-But she has fine ear.
Professor-So has donkey,
madam, but he can't sing any the more
for that.-Ally Slopes.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1902-03-12
MINNESOTA NEWS.
Robbed the State Prison.

Andrew Anderson, released from the
penitentiary on Feb. S, after serving
a t1ve-year term for grand larceny, was
arraigned in the municipal court at
saltwater, charged with burglarizing
w. b. q w. G. Jordan's shoe warehouse
In the prison yards
Anderson freely admits the crime,
and says that after his release from
prison he formed the plan of burglar
lzlng the shoe warehouse. He went to
Saltwater fresh from term in the
worlkhouse in Minneapolis, and scaled
the prison walls, carefully making his
way to guardhouse on the wall. Here
he found Il rope which was used to haul
wood to the guardhouse. Hand over
hand he let himself down into the prison
yards and avoided the night guard on
his rounds by hiding. He entered the
warehouse and took three cases of
shoes, Or thirty-six pairs. These he
carried to the wall, fastened two of the
cases to the rope, again scaled the wall
and hauled up his plumber. Descend
ing again he tied the third case to the
rope, and as before pulled it to the top
without discovery. He then went over
the outer wall and conveyed the stolen
goods to an old paint shop belonging
to the car company and standing on
the banks of Lake st. Croix.
Warden Wolfer and men who have
had long experience with all phases of
crime are amazed at the reckless dar-
ing displayed by the former convict.