New-York tribune., 1902-10-27
TIE TALK OF THE DAY.

Fashionable hotels and restaurants using large
| amount OF wine employ expert faster. who
must lead the life OF an ascetic in order do his
work He may not smoke. drink. eat rich food.
He works on an empty stomach. his senses. by
which he makes the tests, being keenest then
The expert works only on bright days and tn a
room flooded with sunlight, because then he IS
BEST able Judge of the color and ucidity OF the
| liquor. He uses odd shaped glasses different
glass for nearly every different uquor-as these
help him 70 distinguish the most delicate gradua-
tions Of smell and color. The brandy glass. for
| instance. has a bowl almost big a washbowL
The bottom of this bowl is barely covered by the
| brandy. The expert puts his face into the glass
close the liquor and rolls the liquid about. thus
getting the full bouquet The faster readily dis
| tinguishes the various vntages and the districts
| from which they come.
woman IN pursuit Of late sur summer In,e5a gown IN
big store y blue ground with a white polka s
Tesoiuteiy Tt looks just like the old indigo blue
caNcoes they used TO wear when was nttle
'Madame.'' said the portly salesman 'Iong after
YOU and 1 are dead and gone women viii be wear
them since the race emerged from barbarism- They
NIL Nil wear them un v y ana hea1v 1T 5bosoph1 th
woman bought the dress IN a dazed silence.-CTa-
coma Ledger
| There Is at least one lighthouse In the world
that Is not placed any mariners chart. II is
i
/ spot where a well supplies pure. fresh water 70
travellers. 1t is the only place where water may
/ be had for forty-fve miles TO the eastward and
! for least thirty miles in any other direction.
The house consists of tall cottonwood pole. 10
the top of which lantern is hoisted every night.
The light be for miles across the plain
I IN every direction.
| Loading Satan Down--"IIghtning knocked the
| church steePle down: some one said to Brother
| hs sees a church steepe gwiue up" And here's
! a colored brother killed another az a camp meet
! ing" Yes; Satan goes ter meetiu' long wtd de
| res dem, en- sometimes shouts de oudeS-
| And a preacher was drowned in the river last
'bleegs ter 90 dar ter cool on so you you blame
Constitution.
! Hon. Doc" Brown. Of Morgausneld, Ky, who
represents his district In the State legislature
= one of Kentucky's unique characters To IL
lustrete point in recent speech he gave the
| following account Of his courtship: Take my
| advice and never give woman anything she can't
eat and never make love to her out of ink
bottle Why. when I courted my wife. 7 Just
grabbed hold of her and 1 said sallie. YOU are the
sweetest thine on earth. and your beauty battles
the skill of man and subdues his ferocious nature
| and got her"
Andrew Black. who has been drawing Lord Rose
berry. once silenc4d heckler by good story An
eector asked him IT, I'm Difference to TIE Origin OF
vhereto Mr.. Black replied with the tale of an cleo
tioneering youth who approa Ched old farmer
OF monkeys Ma, ma. [ haze not answered the
Globe.
The latest landmark of ancient Boston to go is
the old Hancock Tavern" OF the connecting
links between the Colonial period and the Boston
OF to-day. In its palmy days this hostlery had
national reputation. and was the place selected
by the oon Vivants of earlier days during stay in
Boston.
Had Always Known.-"You were talking Just
now about the initiative and referendum =" said
WHAT man tba, IN the tweed suit Have you any idea
1 You must think I'm darn fool retorted the
can't be initiated unless you can give good ref
erehces' -CChicagO Tribune,
An opportunity for the courts to pass upon the
Importance To the state of jury service and
% %nialtillohy Is afforded by o. ID. Norton. of St
LOUIS VINO disregarded "A Circuit Court summons
lor jury duty In order to get married. "He will
e''aiiiy De brought to trial for contempt of court
out We submit that he is guilty" says 1.-The
o'' LOUIS Globe Democrat THE courts including
e jury system. exist primarily for the benefit and
P.e9''oh or society. and any action taken by
mem NOT In accord with this theory is oppressive
1"Ius' ana inimical TO the best interests Of the
~ ~s'1le' The Institution of matrimony. while it Is
80 "S lovers to exist solely 90 promote the per-
SoN"i happiness of the individual Is in reality a
@ qua non of civilization the basis of enlightened
eeiHihent. and essential TO the progress of the
0e, consequently. any interference with this
sFeat institution would be contrary To the best in
'Is's OF humanity. and antagOnistic to the prin-
~ PIES upon which our government rests. Com
paieu 10 the institution of marriage the Jury sys-
" 'S an unimportant factor in modern society,"
He-I.et's get married on Friday
He-Yes. / know IT'S unlucky. but. then. If our
hhiarriaFc doesn't turn well we shall ALWAYS
ora Haie something to blame 1t on.-Phadelphia Rec