The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1902-04-17
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Short Stories

: In" LiFeE of the 'Lustrious" bio
graphical dictionary just issued In En-
gland, IL is said that when Hail Caine,
whose resemblance TO Shakespeare Is
well known; n'iif.d In New York on
trip to America. he WIS acdtsted by
the late Ignatius Donnelly, stranger
to him, With The words, Lord Bacon.
l. presume > .s-.ft.t- -.
Some, OF. .ihe late Lard Randolph
Churehlll,s friends once, t1ied'to hayo
LORD salls4pry,frelpsiate his err;Itlc
lieutenant Salisbury listened to them
patie6riy, aud then asked. .ffAse aJfy
Of you ever had a. carbuneie On tile
back Or rom ncrkYh $40" Was the
reply, "Well,. | have retcttedi MS
lordshfp, and | don't. wYnt- ltnotheE"
,lAe Iipn James Bryce, M..P, IN an
article on WILLIAM l.. ..Gladstope. re-
lates thls,apesdote. .:Qnce faf his lafer
life when question of great delicacy
aud difficulty was coming On Iii ss'tfe
House Of .Gomm0ns. and everybody ex-
pecf6d to see hlm watchful and alert
and persri ps :Nelgety over Il, be de-
i, llbefately composad,.. lrnmself to- sheen
On the treasury befrit 'aflir cr6jycu a
i.ii9hlls nAyt II. n he yaqs .s..r>
him To- speak. wkels.aslyl .ne apparent
'tfEbrf' he awoxe, telfEcr4d. u speech In
Which he sqidsexactly wi,af Niis.need
ed. aud ,iiols 4 word more. and sat
'dossy.lea Sfls Ills Opponents 50 puzzled
:hiu.ba. safe .apd ghhrdea ,g..iieiiilitTs
hl which Ire had sale.expressed. and
.halfreserN1d" his yieMs that Vie sub
.jett Strapped In. a Mort tInie. because
no one could lind 10 'lht; words any
:thing ~ lug hold OF. Il vas often re-
naIkl. i49t thesgraaAr the, emergen-
.ey the meFsteeepo,ed 9nf tie m9fs
ccoiqfleetIs, FaaaI y, !, dlle he 'sseuL." 2
VeryAiiussng u ihs Noty. oese1e lat.
est 'ra1isiau duel Two rivals boxed
each. others ears, ,and a mutual chal-
leDge to naortaL cyDlbaf followed, Ae-
eompaniei by seconds and doctors. the
foes, 7thirsting for each ether's blood,
drove out 10 he 9,ois early one very
chilly informing. The spot was chosen.
(oa.s we're dofiid. swords srhegsdfed.
tie referee said Go gentlemen"
and life eight began, But 1t soon
daravl upon the seconds that the
conlbatanis were ldsydele lined with
cold, ste1 than they Ind betn quick in
sesain.. will the open hand Both
sallantss exhihiesliaa , t,JaordiDary cir
cumspeeStQn sp'I Leir5piay. and, after
twenty four assumptions OF the bat
tie. peithfr had receiNed a scratch. It
was already PAST, | in the afternoon,
The seconds Yere shiyeglug,. the doctors
.fflt they were Catching tliele death Of
cold. ,si1ll there was no prospect OF
eIriiff thntidtant rtcr hitting the 9tb-
.di.. suddenly one or the Keepers III
The fsof' ehiery,af' FROM behind - free.
and exclaimed. Grossly; .Lools Here.
gentlemen have had enough OF this.
IIere.t hn Vi .becg for sEree hours look.
Ing III you tw,. ,nnd y6uare no lurllls
on Win your !lght thaRsnu wcro @hsn
500 began. Now, diefIng is Illegal 10
tliis ;eaunIy, ! don't mind wlnklns
at a: ldel for d 4taseuable time, but
can't 40 On Allowing the law to 10
brak4 TOR three hours Whereat foils
yvtSk, ppt, w. AND .tfF great combat
1sgs. aQpRed. 70 Gle inteuse relief OF,
',syesS Que. ]. 6art!enlarly The. coipbats