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Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1902-08-28
Quite Correct.

is my hat properly dirty and
bunged-up?" asked the owner of the
$50 Panama.
Eyes, sir" replied his valet, in
specting it.
Then hand me my cane. am
ready to walk out"
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1902-08-28

To attract patrons and induce Them
to stay late a restaurant keeper in
Warsaw keeps a motor car in which
his customers are driven home free
of charge between the hours of 10 p.
m. ard a. m.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1902-08-28
Kansas Entertainments.

A candidate for congress in Kansas
charges an admission to his public
meetings. He probably has long
head. There are many poorer cir
cuses than a Kansas stump-speaking.
Louisville Courier-Journal.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1902-08-28
OF Course.

What do you expect to be when
you become of age, my little man."
asked the visitor.
"Twenty-one, sir" was the bright
ones reply.-Boston Hehald.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1902-08-28
Jove Aiding the Meat Trust.

Lightning is no respecter of per-
sons or places, but when a bolt bowls
over whole drove of hogs, as recent
dy occurred in Kansas, it looks like
taking sides with the meat trust
Nashville American.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1902-08-28
What Did He Expect?

"This suit doesn't fit me at ALL
complained the customer, dropping in
at the shop the next day.
my dear sir" said the merchant
tailor, what do you suppose we Keep
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1902-08-28

In Moscow a money lender, the
owner of several houses and stables,
was sentenced to four months i'm
prisonment for lending money at 1872
per cent.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1902-08-28
Fellow Eeelinu.

you're an astronomer, are your"
eyes"
"Shake. I'm theatrical manager.
I wonder if you have as hard time
finding new stars as | have"
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1902-08-28

The Russian government has or
dered private maritime companies to
discharge all foreigners who refuse to
become Russian subjects.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1902-08-28
Strategy.

Office Boy-"There are two men
out there, sir, who want to see you;
one of them is poet and the other
deaf man"
Editor-"Well go out and tell the
poet that the deaf man is the editor"
-Tit-Bits.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1902-08-28

In Russia factories are usually near
forests, wood being still the CHIEF fuel.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1902-08-28

An estimate is made that the rail
roads of the country this yea Will ex-
pend $500, 100000 in betterment, cut
offs, rolling stock, etc.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1902-08-28
81 SUFFERED TERRIBLY
WITH FEMALE WEAKNESS"
SAYS MRS. ESTHER M. MILNER.
sci Had the Headache C0at;nu-
aIIy-C0uId Not Do My Work
-Pe-ru-na Cured"

Mrs. Esther NJ. Miner, DeGraff,
Ohio. writes:
al was a terrible sufferer from
female weakness and had the
headache continually. I was
not able 10 do my homework for
my husband and myself Iwrofe
you and described my condition
as near as possible. You recon-
nIended Peruna. took four bot
Ties and was completely cured.
think Peruna wonderful med
icine and have recommended IL
10 my friends with best results"
Mrs. f. NJ. Miner.
Miss Mamie Groth, Platteville,
Wis, writes; Accept a CRATE
full girls thanks for the won
derful help | have received
through the use of Peruna. Although
looked well and strong have for sever
years suffered with frequent backac
and would for several days have spl
ting headaches. | did not wish to
my system with poisonous drugs, al
so when several of my friends adyis,
me to take Peruna, | asked my phi
stefan what he thought of it He re
commended it and so ! took it and am q
tirely without pain of any kind now
Miss Mamie Groth.
DIR. S. b. Hartman, President of II
Hartman Sanitarium, has had ov
fifty years experience in the treatmel
of female catarrhal diseases. He a,
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1902-08-28

Vladivostok possesses the only
crematorium that has been erected in
the whole Russian empire.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1902-08-28
81
The University Of Notre Dame
N0TRE DAME, INDIANA.

NUKE DAME, INDIAINH.
FULL COURSES In Classics, Letters, Eco
Monies and History, Journalism, Art, Science,
Pharmacy, Law, Civil, Mechanical and Eiec-
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Thorough Preparatory and Commercial
Courses.
Rooms Free to all students who have com
pleted the studies required for admission into the
Junior or Senior Year Of any of the Collegiate
Courses.
Rooms to Rent Moderate charge to students
over seventeen preparing for Collegiate Courses.
limited number of candidates for the Eccle-
siasical state will be received at special rates.
St Edwards Hall, for Boys under IL wears, is
unique in the completeness Of its equipment.
The 50th Year will open September 9, 1902.
Catalogues Free. Address
REV. A. MORRLSSEY, C. S. c., President.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1902-08-28

Butte. Mont, is famed through the
northwest from the fact that it has
but single tree. More are to be set
out.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1902-08-28

All the new trains on the Central
London railway are to be of fireproof
construction, steel and asbestos being
largely used.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1902-08-28

! cannot praise Piso's Cure enough for
the wonders it has worked in curing me-
r. II. Seidel, 220G Olive street, st. Louis,
Mo-, April Is, 1901,
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1902-08-28

Spiders are met with in the forests
of Java whose webs are so strong that
it requires a knife to cut through
them we are told.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1902-08-28
SURGICAL OPERATIONS
How Mrs. Bruce, a Noted Opera
Singer, Escaped an Operation.
Proof That Many Operations
for Ovarian Troubles are In
necessary.

"DEAR Mrs. PINKHAM :-Travellinp
for years on the road, with irregular
meals and sleep and damp beds, broke
down my health so completely two
years ago that the physician advised a
complete rest, and when 1 had gained
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1902-08-28
Uncle Jerry.

Il notice." said Uncle Jerry PEBBLES,
that William ]. Bryan keeps on
howlin' calamity and pocketin' pros
perity."
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1902-08-28

in tenement house at 35 Essex street,
New York.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1902-08-28

Treasury department clerks have
been threatened with dismissal if they
gamble.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1902-08-28
BRIEF AND INTERESTING.

Ninety per cent of the 12S, 900, 900
people of the Russian empire are
farmers.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1902-08-28

Morgan L. Jones, aged 70 years, Of
Dodgeville, Wis, was killed in run
away. He leaves large estate.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1902-08-28

The revenue cutter Manning dis
covered new fur seal rookery in the
Aeutian Islands.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1902-08-28

The duchess of Marlboro arrived at
New York from Europe.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1902-08-28

a highpriced London journeyman here
for?"
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1902-08-28

Halls Catarrh Cure
is a constitutional cure. Price rs cents.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1902-08-28

Write for circulars to Spenceriar
business College, Milwaukee, Wis.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1902-08-28

Miss Mamie Groth, Platteville,
Wis, writes: Accept CRATE
full girls thanks for the won
derful help l have received
Pike County press. (Milford, Pa.) 1895-1925, 1902-04-18
DINGMAN'S FERRY.

Calvin Cron, former proprietor
OF the American House at Flat
brookville, n j., has moved to the
farm of Andrew Cron and is now
getting out lumber for a new house
and outbuildings.
Charles Marley was in Port Jer-
Wis Monday purchasing windows
and doors for his new house.
George Retallic is getting out lum.
Der for new barn on his farm near
Coles Corners.
Mrs. Emma Brodhead has return
ed home from a two weeks visit in
New York.
Supervisors have just commenced
working roads Had they waited a
little longer it would have been
time to plant corn.
People here win find that Kintner
sells good meat and deserves their
patronage.
The larges tree known in this
township stands near the barn on
the Henry Wells farm near Centre
1t is chestnut and is 25 feet in cir
cumterence and 8 it, in in diam
eter.
Pike County press. (Milford, Pa.) 1895-1925, 1902-04-18

How prone people are to kick an
individual who happens to be unfor-
tunate in something. The Newton
papers generally print articles unfa-
vorable to Mr.. Travis of Montague
and people get an impression that he
is a 'sbad egg. j" / do not know the
gentleman but believe in fair play
and had Mr.. Travis and friends told
their story in court somebody at
Montague would have been hurt,
aud can be yet. Another party in
this township taking an active part
in that matter came very near being
closed up and the sequel to that story
would make mighty interesting
reading II it was printed.
Hezekiah Smith Of Bevaus has
been very i'll Of appendicitis and ON
Sunday last a second operation was
necessary to remove an abscess. He
is reported as getting along as well
as can be expected but his condition
is critical yet.
Some time ago it was announced
that the Silver Spring creamery at
Bevans would commence operations
on the 10th inst. but farmers were
not ready and now it is said that it
will open some time this week. The
gentleman in charge OF it last year
gave such general satisfaction that it
is very much regretted that he was
not retained.
Our roads are being put in order
and the travelling public will now
have piles of dirt and sod to travel
over where only a short time ago it
was sinkholes and mud. Our roads
will be all right in month or two.
am glad to note that Rev. r. w.
Lake has been returned to this
charge. The dominic has gained
many warm friends in this locality.
b. b. Hursh of Hainesville has
sold his other farm, known as the
Simon Kyle farm, to Charles Major,
This disposes of most Of his real es-
tate and Ben will be ready for emf
grating to the west early this fall.
Copyrlghting ones items is not a
bad thing and yet 1 can see no reason
for it. The Port Jervis Gazette had
column the past week headed,
"Copyright reserved by the author"
May l ask, what is the first cost Of a
copyright?"
During the recent floods the little
bridge near Smiths store was cover
ed with water and although the
bridge was i'm good condition a new
one is being built costing $50.
Talk about catching suckersl A
gentleman remarked that his boys
caught fine lot in the Delaware and
among them was one weighing over
four pounds and others nearly as
large. 1t is singular that when go
fishing such big fish don't come my
way.
Pike County press. (Milford, Pa.) 1895-1925, 1902-04-18

The weather has been for the past
month extremely cold and wet with
the result that there has been little or
no spring work done in this section,
aud the season promises to be a wet
one.
Miss Esther Killam returned last
week from the sanatorium at Dams
vile, N. ", where she has been un-
dergoing a course of treatment. We
are glad to report that she has been
greatly benefited thereby.
Geo. Wilson spent the past week
in Philadelphia where he has been
purchasing supplies for his store.
Mrs. w. II. Clark has returned
from a weeks visit among relatives
in Scranton.
Helen Singer has obtained employ
ment in IIawley and left last week
to enter upon her new duties.
Barbara Zimmerman is spending
few weeks at her old home in this
place.
Olive Ansley has gone to assist her
sister in dressmaking in Scranton.
Henry Bennett also has left us,
having secured employment in a ma
chine shop in the same city.
Sol. Decker Of Hawley was the
guest of 9. c. Gumble and family on
Sunday. DEFACro.
Pike County press. (Milford, Pa.) 1895-1925, 1902-04-18
WOODTOWN.

The old saw mill at Brink ponds
burned recently. Why it was set
on fire or how will probably remain
a mystery. 1t never produced much
lumber but in the early camping
days it produced an engagement be-
tween Port Jervis couple. After
that young ladies seemed eager to
take their lovers there hut the
charm was broken and no more
such happy results we're ever appar-
ent.
Miss Sadie Wells has taken her
departure for Kansas to spend an
indefinite time with her aunt Jane.
The school at Shohola opened
Apr. 2 with Miss Phebe Wells as
teacher. Miss McAndrew of Haw-
ley presides at Parker's Glen and
Hattie Bradford handles the birch
at Woodtown. CHRoNICLER.
Pike County press. (Milford, Pa.) 1895-1925, 1902-04-18
Asthma Can
Be Cured
Free Trsatnnent. Free Medical
ADVICE. We Have Cured
1000 cssss. Why
Not Vours7

This dread disease which has caused
more untold agonies than words can de-
scribe, has at last received its death blow
Medical Science In recent years has found
a remedy that successfully combats all the
aggravated symptoms due to this distress
ing afiietion. After many years OF pa
tient study and research, DIR. A. B Clark,
the well known specialist, has discovered
a positive remedy that cures the cough,
gives immediate relief and eradicates
every vestige Of the disease. So confident
Is the doctor that his Asthma Remedy
viii effect q cure in all stages that he has
instructed the Clark Medical Co., OF Pitts
burg, Pa, TO forward a complete treat
ment to every sufferer OF Asthma who
writes for symptom blank. This is very
liberal offer and shows the confidence the
CLARK Medical Co. have in the merits Of
this preparation. II any Of our readers
are afflicted with Asthma they should
write the Clark Co at once for symptom
blank Why suffer when a cure is within
eachg
Pike County press. (Milford, Pa.) 1895-1925, 1902-04-18
Pne-Ine Cures plssl

Money refunded if it ever fails.
Anti Ague cures chilis and fever
Pike County press. (Milford, Pa.) 1895-1925, 1902-04-18
Forces Of Nature.

Some are for good, others work
evil Nature is replete with antag-
onisms. She seems kind and she
seems cruel. Violate her laws and
you suffer. Accept her aid and she
helps you. For instance, nature
permits worms to get into the stom-
ach and bowels, and nature has
given us the ingredients to make
Mothers Worm Syrup, which ex.
pels them quickly. Nothing else is
so effective Price 20 cents.
Pike County press. (Milford, Pa.) 1895-1925, 1902-04-18
There will be an adjourned
term of court April "a at 2 p. m.
Avoid Consumption.

When you cough.it irritates your
lungs, and the more you cough the
more your lungs become affected
with weakness and decay. They
who desire sound lungs should new
er neglect a cough. There is no
other cure so safe, so sure, so GER
tain and quick in its effect as Mexi-
can Cough Syrup. 1t is so pleasant
to take that little children will often
ask for more. Price 25 cents.
Pike County press. (Milford, Pa.) 1895-1925, 1902-04-18
BHousness

The most common ailment that
distresses mankind is biliousness.
The liver becomes inactive and the
system clogged with effete matter
Then You feel sick. When thus af-
fected take a Mexican Root Pill.
Price 25 cents a box. They help
the liver, cleanse the bowels and
cure sick headache.
Pike County press. (Milford, Pa.) 1895-1925, 1902-04-18

When you lack energy, do not
relish your food, feel dull and stu
pid, after eating, all you need is a
dose of Chanberlain's Stomach &
Liver Tablets. They will make you
feel like a new man and give you an
appetite like bear. For sale by A.
W. Baloh q Son, Matamoras, all
drug and general stores in Pike
county.
Pike County press. (Milford, Pa.) 1895-1925, 1902-04-18
Onlr One BotlIe

Only one bottle proves the won
uerful merit Of Gooch' IS Sarsaparilla.
id you ever think the best proof
that a medicine Is good is the effect
it has on yourself? It seems to go
exactly to the spot when You seffer
from bad blood, feeble nerves, weak.
ness. etc. Read the testimonials Of
wonderful cures on the wrapper
that enoiroles each bottle. It is the
only blood remedy endorsed by q
government chemist.
Pike County press. (Milford, Pa.) 1895-1925, 1902-04-18
DELAWARE
The iarmara be begInnIng 70 hua.

The farmers are beginning to hus-
tie.
Our local butcher, Apheus Ben
sley, made his first trip vending
fresh meats on Thursday last. He
was very much encouraged by the
sales he made.
Lyman Van Etten, who had his
leg broken by a tree falling on him
some time ago, is improving as rap
idly as can be expected.
George Bergstresser. Sr., is con-
fined to his room with a severe at
tack Of neuralgia.
Sylvester L. schoonover has
bought a tract of lumber of Jere.
miah Titman and VIII soon begin to
manufacture ties.
Seed oats are very scarce here
ahOuts. Many farmers are buying
them at Stroudsburs at 55 cents
pes bushel.
Preparations are being made for a
new depot at Bushkill for the d. v.
X. X. Il. /. L.
"a neighbor ran ia with a bottle
of Chamberlain 3 Collie, Cholern and
Diarrhoea Remedy when my son
was suffering with severe cramps
and vas given up as beyond hope by
my regular physician. who stands
high In bis profession. After ad-
ministeung three doses Of It my son
regained consciousness and recover
ed entisely within twenty four
hours, says Mrs Mary Haller Of
Mt Crawford. Va. This remedy IS
for sale by A. " Balch q Son, Mat.
moras, an drug and general stores
In Pike county.
Pike County press. (Milford, Pa.) 1895-1925, 1902-04-18
Keep Your Bowels Strong.

Constipation or diarrhoea when
your bowels are out of order. Cas-
carets Candy Cathartic viii make
them act naturally Genuine tablets
stamped c. G. c. Never sold in
bulk. All druggists, Ioc.
Pike County press. (Milford, Pa.) 1895-1925, 1902-04-18

There is only one reliable 25 cent
cure for all pain, internal or exter-
nal, and that is Goooh's Quick Re-
lief. Cures cramps and collie.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1902-12-24

Something That IL Almost UniveFsal-
IL Done Wrong, According to
This Authority.

"Ninety-nine women out of every
one hundred, ninety-nine cooks out Of
every one hundred will bake a turkey
with the back to the PAN" said a New
Orleans man who keeps in touch with
the kitchen, states the New Orleans
Tmes-Democrat, "and this is a mis-
take. I said ninety-nine out OF every
one hundred. Rather should I have said
that the mistake is almost universally
made. But few cooks ever think Of
cooking the turkey the other way.
There seems to be a demand for we'll.
Drowned turkey breast. But in brown
ing the breast they sacrifice the sweet
ness Of this part Of the fowl. The best
way to prepare . turkey is to bake II
with the breast down. I learned this
lesson from Nine. Begue, whose place
down in the old quarter, near the
French market, has become famed all
over the country. She never thinks OF
baking 3 turkey with the breast up.
The breast is turned to the bottom
Of the pan, and instead OF being dry
and tasteless when II Is served Is rich'
" favored and - sweet and juicy a.
one would care 60 have It. You see,
all the fine havoring Of the turkey, the
Juice Of the dressing and al the DANTE
sr touches how down toward the
breast Of the fowl, and when the white
meat Is served you get the full beneht
Of every favor added during the
processes Of preparing and baking the
turkey, IN edition TO the distinctive
taste Of the fowl itself.
"Inconvenisnt and awkward2 Not
At all. It IL Just BE- easy to cook q
turkey IN this way as in any other
way, and the result is infinitely more
satisfactory. II Is no trouble TO ar
range the fowl IN the pan; II you de-
sire to place the fowl on the table be-
fore carving It you win find that Il
VIII look quite az well as It would Il
baked in the usual way, and certainly
e will taste much better than II would
II you baked the breast until Il VA
dFy and h~avorlesA"
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1902-12-24

the Law win be a dead letter. Officers
viii be elected who will connive at its
violation, and it will become a by
word and a ~reproach. Under our sys-
tenn, all of the just powers Of govern
ment are derived from the consent Of
the governed, and we approach near
est the ideal when we leave with the
people, to the largest degree, the
management Of their own local affairs.
And especially is that true when you
must depend upon the various coun-
ties for the enforcement of the law.
The legislature can prohibit the icen-
sing of saloons in all the counties Of
the state, but 1t cannot force the peo-
pie of the counties to uphold those
laws. The liquor question is a serious
one-it has received the most careful
and prayerful attention Of good people
Of every civilized country on on earth,
and I do not believe that Mississippi's
plan has been improved upon. Our
laws are good enough, IL we could
only enforce them. There might be
some improvements made-l am in
favor OF any measure which viii pro-
mote temperance. For eighteen years
I have been fighting the liquor devil
and I never expect to let an opportu-
nifty pass to strike for temperance.
This county QehOre) when I came to
It eighteen years ago, had q saloon on
nearly every plantation, and the little
town Of Greenwood Of three hundred
peOple, had nineteen saloons. A few
OF rs got together and Organized anC
began the fight, and today Lahor'
county is freer from whisky than any
county in Mississippi, Notwithstanding
our enormous negropopulation, which
By the way has not be- permitted Il
vote either way on this question. A
The last election more dry votes wert
poIled in the city Of Greenwood thai
there we're wet votes in the entirl
county. It Is the work Of the peopl
. of the county, and they win see to
I that the law Is upheld, and their wOrl
/ is not IN vain. / repeat, our laws AZ
|, good enough, II the people win onl.
enforce them.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1902-12-24

Congressman Irvine DUNCAN of Jack
son,..o., elected TO the F~ifty-second Con.
gress as q Democrat, in . recent letter
from Washington, d. o., sayst
al desire to Join with my many
friends IN recommending your inVak
uable remedy, Peruna, TO anyone ID
need Of an inVig0raflng tonic, and
whose system Is run down BY cakarrhal
krOnbleG PerHna r. q permanent and
effective cure for cafarrh and I would
advise Eu who ere AFFLICTED with thia
0dT."-ErYine DHHgan
Everybody is subject to catarrh. Pc
Funa cures catarrh, scute or chronic,
wherever located.
Hon. Thomas Gahan Of Chicago, MEM
Der Of the National Committee Of the
Democratic party, writes - follows'
at was afflicted with catarrh for four.
teen year and though I tried many
remedies and applied TO several doctors
I was not able 10 find q cure. I took
Peruna for twenty-five weeks and am
now entirely red."-Thomas Gahan.
II you do not derive prompt and salts
factory results from the use of Peruna
write ct once to DR.. Hartman, giving .
full statement Of your case and he win
be glad TO give you his valuable advice
tree.
Address DR.. Hartman, President Of
The Hartman SaRitsriums COlumbuS,o O