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Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1902-01-02
vicnna's nor.v.neat Butchers.

The horsemeat butcher shops of vi
emma, of which there are no less than
1S5, present clean and attractive APP
pearance, and are in no way distin-
guishable from the shops where the
usual kinds of meat.ara sold, save by
the sign Announcing their speciality.
Restaurant keepers who serve horse
meat must designate this fact in spe-
cial column on the bill of fare offered to
patrons.-New York Commercial Ad-
NertiSer.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1902-01-02
Our Presidents, Danger.

All of the presidents Of the United
States have been in the habit of minglinE
freely with the people, but the danger OF
pointed out in the tragedy Of a few
months ago. 1t is also dangerous to trifie
with unknown medicines for indigestion,
dyspepsia, flatulency, constipation, bill
safest medicine to take is Hostetters
Stomach Bitters. 1t will positively cure
these diseases. Try it and see.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1902-01-02
She Wanted nn Injunction.

"Is Mrs. Brimf .ld-Boker the daugh-
ter of julge?"
Yes. Why do you ask?"
Because just now met her, and she
said she was hurrying down to ask her
father to grant her an injunction to
prevent her husband from beginning
divorce proceedings. '-Cleveland Plain
Dealer.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1902-01-02
To the Victors, Etc.

81 see you have a piece of the foot
ball as memento of the Thanksgiving
game, with the date written on it, re-
marked Mr.. Oldfashion.
piece of the foot ball? Hardly!" ex-
claimed Jack Halfback, witheringly
That's Bob Rushers right ear. There
wasn't enough of the ball at the end of
the game to put in your eye!"-Brook-
Ign Eagle.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1902-01-02
STATE OF OHIO, CT ~ OF TOLEDO, =.

LUCAS COCNTY, '.'
Frank j. Cheney makes oath that he IL the
senior partner Of the firm Of F. j. Cheney Co..
doing business in the City OF Toledo, COUNT
and State aforesaid. and that said firm will nav
the. sum of ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS for
each and every case of Catarrh that cannot be
cured by the use OF Halls Catarrh Cure
FRANK j. CHENEY.
Sworn to before me and subscribed in INV
presence this 9th day of December. A. D. 1856
[SEAL] a. w. GLEAS9N;
Hall Catarrh Cure is taken internally, and
acts directly on the blood and mucous surfaces
OF the system. Send for testimonials. free
F. j. CHENEY & CO., Toledo. O.
Sold by Druggists, 75c
Hall is Family Pills are the best
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1902-01-02

A Christmas Dinner That Was Not Eaten
because of Indigestion! This sorry tale
would not have been told if the system
had been regulated and the digestion per-
Garfield Tea. This wonderful herb medi-
cine cures all forms of stomach, liver
and bowel arrangements, cleanses the
system. puri1es the blood and lays the
foundation for long life and continued
good health. Garfield Tea is equally good
for Young and old.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1902-01-02

renaissance lace over white chiffon and
.taffeta drop skirts. The scroll pattern
.of the lace is outlined by narrow
beading through which lis run black
velvet ribbon. The lace skirt falls in
big scallops over an accordion-pleated
f1ounce of white net edged with two
marrow rul1es, which are bordered with
|the beading and black velvet. Black
|tulle is draped on the front of the bo-
|d1ce. extends over the shoulders, and
continues down the back, forming the
lpelt and two long sash ends. which are
caught at intervals with punches of
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1902-01-02
Ncnrin. the Finish.

How long has the minister been
preaching?" whispered the stranger
who had wandered into the church and
sat down away back.
About thirty years, I believe" re-
piled the other occupant of the pew.
THAT being the case" rejoined the
other, II guess I'll stay. He must be
nearly done.'-Chicago News.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1902-01-02

Apparently the little postage stamp
book issued by the postoffice depart
ment is highly successful experiment.
According to the postmaster generals
report, no less than 4,69s,42s of them
were sold last year, and the demand for
them exceeded the supply. There's no
doubt that it is handy volume to have
in ones pocket.-Boston Herald.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1902-01-02

From John Wanamaker. Broadway. N. Y.
sleeves remain fiat at the shoulder, but
take an added fullness below the elbow
often approaching the balloon effect
The half-sleeve with turned-back cuff
and undersleeve of different material
is still popular. All sleeves are made
very long, and, preferable, are finished
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1902-01-02
Mother Gray's Sweet Powders for Children

Mother Gray's Sweet Powders for Children
Successfully used by Mother Gray, nurse
In tho Children's Home in Now York. Cure
Feverishness, Bad Stomach, Teething Dis
ORDERS move and regulate the Bowels and
Destroy Worms. Over 10000 testimonials.
At all druggists, Csc. Sample FREE. Ad-
drsss Allen S. Olmsted, Leroy. N. Y.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1902-01-02
Dexi..n.nn Early.

Vcrmile-I fear poor Doolittle is in
for a henpecked existence.
Rrinkerhoff-;;You are jealous.
Verlnilye-Hardly HE says the 9TH
er day Miss Naggs told him she didn't
think engaged people should have any
secrets from each other.-- Brooklyn
Eagle
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1902-01-02
Kubelik.. One Fnult.

Jan kubelik, the new violinist. is
good-looking fellow, and can play, they
say; but his hair is a couple of inches
short of the proper length for an artist.
Eagle.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1902-01-02
Accounted For.

dude Hunter seventy-flve years
seems to be a pretty long time for a
man to be guide.
Adirondack Guide-Yes! Pop Whit
tier bears charmed life, he does!-
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1902-01-02
DIR. j. IL. RlNDl.AUB, Specialist.
Eye, Ear, Nose and Throat,
Fargo. N. ID.

Judge Wellhouse the "Apple King
of Kansas, has sold this years crol, for
$4,000. His crop amounted to $4,000
bushels
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1902-01-02
Wi.h AM a Hannx New Year !,

The happiness that comes with good
health is given to all who use Natures
gift-Garfield Tea. This Herb Cure
cleanses the system. purifies the blood
and removes the cause Of disease.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1902-01-02

The Pharaoils wore their beads when
in mourning for Il relative. Court
mourning in Egypt seems to have last
ed year.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1902-01-02
TOcl the Mark.
Vvy1C1 Al -,

blackwell, did you succeed in MAKE
ing your father toe the mark?
Tom (sadly)-Yes; but 1, was the
mark.-New Orleans Times-Democrat.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1902-01-02

Dropsy treated free by DR.. H. II. Green's
Sons, of Atlanta, Ga. The greatest dropsy
specialists in the world. Read their adver.
tisement in another column of this paper.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1902-01-02

Full golden
die of the
chocolate
white
brodeed panne the sill
yoke and
laly
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1902-01-02
A Good Way to Begin 1909.

Cleanse the system, purity the blood
and regulate the liver, kidneys, stomach
and bowels with the Herb medicine. Car
field Tea, thus insuring happiness and
health for the New Year.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1902-01-02
From the Automobilist's View.

First Chauffeur-Have any bad luck
during your trip yesterday?
Second Chaffeur-Oh, 1 ran over
man, but I don't think hurt the ma
chine any.-Ohio State Journal.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1902-01-02
After the Lecture.

DO you think that the devil is worse
than those who talk about hin?''
well. sub, hit ponds pom who doin'
de talkin'.' Atlanta Constitution.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1902-01-02
Genrlemanly anu Ungentlemanly
WlY.

Notwithstanding golf club would
not object so much if Bunker was only
a. little more circumspect when he
SWearS.
Hempstead-That's it! The trouble
with Bunker is that he would like to
use megaphone when he swears.-
Brooklyn Eagle.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1902-01-02
In Winter Use Aliens Foot Ease,

In Winter Use AIIen's FOOT Ease'
a powder. Your feet feel uncomfortable.
nervous, and often cold and damp. II
you have Chilblains, sweating, sore feet
or tight shoes, try Aliens Foot-Ease.
Sold by all druggists and shoe stores,
Csc. Sample sent FREE. Address
Allen S. Olmsted, LIE Roy, N. Y.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1902-01-02
a Dutiful Son.

Father "a strict disciplinarian) why
didn't you tell me my coat was burn
ing?
Son-You told me never to interrupt
you when you were reading aloud
Harlem Life.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1902-01-02

When man guesses he can knock
another man down, he usually makes q
rough estimate.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1902-01-02

Possibly married men think just as
mean things about women as old bach
elors do, but they are afraid to say
them.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1902-01-02

The native Indian tribes of Alaska
number 29,536, gain of 4,1S9 in nine
years.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1902-01-02

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup
FOR children teehing softens the gums reduces in.
iammaton, alays PAIN cures wind collie 25c bottle.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1902-01-02

Exquisite Lace Gown.
One Of the most beautiful dinner
gowns of the season is of cream white
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1902-01-02

1t is said that 10000 600 will be needed
for the repair of our warskips during
the next fiscal year.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1902-01-02

A farm Journal says that in the crop
of one dead quail was found 101 potato
bugs.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1902-01-02

To Cure Il Cold in One day.
Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. All
druggists refund money if it fails to cure csc.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1902-01-02

Sweat or fruit acids will not discolor
goods dyed with PUTNAM FADELESS
DYES. Sold by druggists, 1O.c package.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1902-01-02

Time proves all things. 1t has seen
Wizard Oil cure pain for over forty
years. Many people know this.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1902-01-02

When in ST. Paul
Don't fail to visit the Star Theater-
the home of refined burlesque.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1902-01-02

Piso's Cure cannot bs too highly spoken OF -
. cough cure.-J. w. O BRIEN. 322 Third Ava,
H. Minneapolis. Mimi. Jan. 6. 1900
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1902-01-02

Popularity OF Velvet.
|eiVet gowns are very chic this sea-
anu are worn for all occasions.
(ck velvet is exceedingly popular.
the different shades Of brown are
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1902-01-02

Black Tulle. n"
rom Lord TAYLOR. Broadway. New York.
|ffo" velvet and end in full ruflles.
geo with quilting. The elbow sleeves
'e full inner rufiies of the white net.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1902-01-02

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The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1902-03-25
Yelpa rhat Game High.

A popular writer of animal stories has a
wife who is distincly the business head of
the household. A representative of one of
the magazines was sent to get an article from
the author, who, in the course of an inter-
view, initiated the yelp of the coyote The
magazine man promptly suggested that the
yelp should be arranged in bar of music
and introduced in the article. eyes," said
the writer's wife, "but think my husband
should be paid extra for it," "Well," said
the interviewer, II am authorized to pay
anything within reason. What do you think
would be fair?" The lady thought for mo-
ment, and then said: "About $40 yelp-
l think" AS the coyotes yelp cannot be
compared with that of the publishers when
this suggestion was repeated to them, the
articlew as dropped.-N. Y. Post.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1902-03-25
FIGHTS ARE GOOD FOR BOYS.
The Archbishop of Canterbury Be~-
lieves That Lads Should Learn,
to Use Their Fists.

That broad-minded old gentleman ,
who signs his name ST. Cantuary" by
virtue of being Archbishop of Cam
terbury and primate of all England
and who takes precedence of all the
peerage except royalty, made stir
in England the other day by saying
in the course of an address that ii
was not at all a bad thing for boys
to fight. Various benevolent old la
dies were of the opinion that the re-
sponsible head of the Church of Eng
land had been misrepresented, for
this doctrine was startingly at vari-
ance with the teaching that if one is
smitten on the cheek he should turn
also the other. AS no denial was
Forthcoming, a note was addressed to-
the archbishop for further informa-
ton on the subject. The reply re-
ceived came from his grace's chap
lain, who said the archbishop de-
sired him to say that the report of
his observation was quite correct
'sthat it wasn't bad thing for boys
to fight" His grace thinks, he add
ed, "provided there be no feeling OF
malice"
The statement is especially inter
esting in the light of the fact that
the archbishop was head master OF
the famous institution for boys at
Rugby at the time everyone was first
reading TON Browns School Days.
of which the most memorable Incl
dent was Toms fight at Rugby with
the champion of the school. Not ~
few Sunday schools refused to place
the book on their library shelves be-
cause of the ungodly details of that
fight,
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1902-03-25

A suggestion for spring luncheons
is that of a rather new way of serv-
ing oranges. They are peeled and
pulled apart in their natural divi.
sions, the tough white skin and seeds
removed. The fruit is then piled in
shaved ice in some pretty dishes, and
is served throughout the meal like
olives or radishes. 1t is delightfully."-
cool and refreshing through heavy
feast, particularly in the spring.
Albany journal.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1902-03-25
The order of succession.

"Of course" said the bachelor,
thoughtfully, there can be no such
thing as joint rule in a family. Some
one must be the head"
True, but the scepter passes from
one to another"
"How?"
"Well, at the beginning of married
life the husband holds it; then it gently
and unobtrusively passes to the wife,
and he never gets it back again"
"She keeps it forever"
ooh, no; the baby gets it next
Chicago Post.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1902-03-25
Important Personnge.

smile?' said the meddlesome friend.
"Ah, if ! only possessed that power"
sadly rejoired the humorist. "Many smile
at my humble efforts, it is true, yet there
is one fair and tickle female who persistent
ly refuses tn favor me with grin"
''And who is she?" asked the m. +.
Dame Fortune" replied the funsmith.--
Chicago Daily News
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1902-03-25
He wa. the Real Thing.

Scenes, having sent a stupid servant
to do an errand, was greatly annoyed
on finding that he had done exactly the
opposite to what he had been ordered.
"Why, you haven't common sense, :"
he demonstrated.
'But, sir"
"Shut up! Ishould have remembered
that you were an idiot. When I'm
tempted to send fool on an errand
again, I'll not ask you'll go my
."-Tit-Bits.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1902-03-25
The Diplomatic Grocer.

81 don't see why you continue to deal
with Sands?" said Mr.. Hauskeep, "he's
the most dishonest grocer in the neigh
borhood."
"How can you say such a thing?" ex-
claimed Mrs. Hauskeep, who is growing
distressingly stout. HE weighed me
on his scales the other day and only
weigh ISL. l think he's real gentle
manly. "-PhiIadelphi Press.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1902-03-25
GAMBLING IN SOCIETY.
Participation In Card Games
for Prizes.

The gambling spirit is rampant in
the Dorcas society as well as in Wall
street. Unfortunately we have ceased
to enjoy coming together for the sake
of delightful exchange of the
thoughts we have CLEANED along lifes
pathway, or the opportunity of giving
helpful greetings from our abundance
of happiness and experience to those
less fortunate. 1t is pity that the
spirit of gain enters into our social
life, and it is deplorable fact that the
lar or its equivalent has become an
epidemic in many social circles. fear
we are all too familiar with the spec
tacle of drawn, anxious and sordid
faces around the card table, all eager
to carry away the spoils, which are
often useless bits of bric-a-brac or like
trumpery which the spoilee has no
room for, or could well afford to buy
if she had. To the intense disgust of
those who are better bred the display
of ugly temper or the tears of disap-
pointment makes evident that there
is woeful lack of self-control and
high thinking, writes Linda Hull Lar
ned, in Woman's Home Companion.
Nevertheless it is not our province
to heal the sick or secure moral re-
form, as we are not physicians nor
clergymen; but we are sufficiently re-
sponsible to hope that we may posi-
bly, help stamp out that most distress
ing disease of modern society, ''priz-
it's" for it is not only contagious, but
demoralizing.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1902-03-25
His Great Qualification.

The animals were preparing for
amateur theatricals.
81 want to be the heavy villain"
said the sheep.
"You!" snorted the intelligent
horse. you'd make a ferce-looking
villain, wouldn't you?"
maybe not" retorted the sheep,
"but I'll bet none of you can beat
me saying BAIL Catholic Stand
ard and Times.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1902-03-25
Longing for One.

by the way, Miss Quickstep," said
the young man, frightening up little,
81 am awsked to take the part of the
foollliller in charade. How ought
to dress for the part?'
SURPRISING a wild desire to tell him
it would be suicide for him to act such
part, she merely replied, with de-
spairing glance at the clock:
81 don't know, Mr.. Longstayer. 1
don't believe there is any such per-
son" Chicago Tribune.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1902-03-25
How Binks Was Hooked.

Mrs. Weeds" said Mr.. Binks, Il
asked your daughter to marry me, and
she referred me to YOU"
"I'm sure that's very kind of Susie,
but then she always was dutiful girl.
Really, Mr.. Binks, hadn't thought of
marrying again at my time of life, but
since you insist suppose we make the
wedding day the twentieth of this
month" -Tit-Bits.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1902-03-25
No Place Mt Home.

Mr.. Flushing (hospitably)-so you
have Joined our club?
Mr.. Elmhurst (wearily)-Yes; my
wife has got the house SO full of "cozy
corners" there isn't any place where l
can sit down and be comfortable.-Tit
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1902-03-25
Circu mstantinlIy Impossible.

Wife-I canont account for the strange
sensations have had for the last hour or
SO; feel as if l were going to have fit.
Husband-How absurd! Didn't you tell
me it was a Raglan you ordered Boston
Courier.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1902-03-25
1mpossible Inconsistency.

Miss Highe-Waye- Fido crie6
SO when l drove away in the victoria
without him!
Mr.. Quizz-Why didn't you take him
with you?
Because l didn't go In the dog cart.
of course. '--Smart Set
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1902-03-25
As the Twtg i. Bent.

Bacon-That fellows mother says
that when he was baby he was al
ways putting his toe in his mouth.
Egbert-Yes; and he's been putting
his foot in it ever since.-Y onkers
Statesman.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1902-03-25
No Fun in 1t.

Though 'brevity's the soul Of wit y
Remarked the busted sport,
II really cannot see a bit
OF fun in being Short
Press. ".
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1902-03-25
She.

She shops all day and she dances all night,
And she gads all around as she wishes;
But her mother complains that she's never
found strength
To tackle pan full of dishes.
Baltimore News
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1902-03-25
Glee.

II met Bliggins this morning." said
the man with the muffler. "It's good
joke. He was SO hoarse he couldn't
talk"
"You don't mean to tell me you are
glad your friend has cold!"
"Well. I'm not exactly glad. But I
have one myself, and it was great
comfort to meet some one who couldn't
talk loud enough to tell me what to do
for it. All had to do was to stand
three feet away and he was powerless. !"
Washington Star.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1902-03-25
Looking English.

Aunt Debby (viewing the city,
What does that sign "Misfit Store"
mean?
Uncle Abner "a close observer)-I
s'pose that's where these 'ere angler
maniacs gets measured for clothes so
fofks'll think they was made in Lon
DOM. Y. Weekly.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1902-03-25
The saddest Yet.

OF all sad words Of tongue or pen,
The saddest are these: Just loan me ten
Detroit Free Press.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1902-03-25
Took the Easiest.

$50 you resigned your situation again, l
hear" said the old gentleman to his son.
"Yes," said the gay youth, sit was too
hard"
''Too hard? Don't you know that no sit.
uation is easy?"
eyes, sir, That's why l prefer no situa.
tion."-Ph,ladelph Press.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1902-03-25
A BOlO.

Gilhooly--An' phwat is one av thiIxs,
Filipino bolos, anyway
Foley-Whoy, the bolo is a shillaly
made out av knife.-Puck.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1902-03-25

Newsboy-Pape, papry, sir? All de
news.
Editor lin a rush)-Go way, boy, I
make those things.
Newsboy-Gee! If dat's right, no
wonder we can't sell 'em!-St. Louis
Globe-Democrat.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1902-03-25

Consider we'll your actions.
What's done you can't recall;
No use to pull the trigger.
Then to try to stop the ball.
-Lippincott's Magazine.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1902-03-25
The Older the Easier.

Ella-That fellow is soft mark.
Stella-Yes, men are like shoes; the
older they get the easier they are.-N.
Y. Herald.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1902-03-25
Somewhat Put ont.

"The service at this hotel" said the
boarder who was generally behind in
his payments, sis abominable, and I'm
not going to put up with it much
1orrorD
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1902-03-25
1t Puzzled Her

II can't understand about this
wireless telegraphy," said Mrs. Wun-
der.
"Why, it's plain as day." said Mr..
Wunder. ''They just send the mes
sages through the air, instead Of
over wires"
81 know that" said she, "but how
do they fasten the air to the poles?"
Baltimore American.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1902-03-25
Lenten Sacrifice,

The dear girl sought some way of keeping
Lent,
And chose her special sacrifice with care;
She thought and thought, and then in good
intent
Gave up the chappie whom she couldn't
bear.
Louisville Times.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1902-03-25
"You're ripht" said tho Landlord

IUu1e IIgHU, sdIu IHe IaHuIOru,
overhearing him. "If you don't put
up something pretty soon you'll put
up somewhere else."-Chicago Trib-
une.