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Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1902-07-09

"Umph, put my hands IN my poehe.s
and gave them lift!'
Yes gave them charity, not justice.
And that is free trade!" said little
America Your factories-What of the
people who work where tin pans can be
shipped to me for 8 cents??
"Factory people, umph! You Ameri-
cans are always talking about your Ia
boring classes. You are bloomn' idiots
to hurt your own pockets for the sake
of the lower classes" Then John Bull
became reminiscent. "Why. don't-you-
know, made study once of the fac
tory conditions in England, and found
that so low We're the wages that it af
fected the morals of the people"
"How terrible!" sighed America.
"What were the conditions that SO
shocked you?'
"Don't-you- know the men and wom-
en- had such small wages they could
not afford to marry and set up an es-
tablishment so they lived together
without marrying, and thought children
IL CURSE Umph!
What better can you eXpect?" blazed
forth America, sin a country where a
man considers himself rich if he earns
So a week and woman is in danger of
feeling above her station if She earns
rs cents a week. What sunny atmos-
phere it must be for virtue where
woman is paid one penny per pair for
finishing off free trade trousers when
it takes two hours to finish off each pair
and she must furnish her own thread.
Still you believe in free trade. In
starvation wages, Scent pans and NOR
ais below par. You believe in looking
cut for the rich mans plumbing bill
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1902-07-09

Charles ]. Devlin. of Topeka, Kas.,
carries life insurance to the amount of
S1,o50.O0O. Only one other man in the
country carries policies in greater
amount. John Wanamaker. whose in
surance is $500, 600.
The Washington bee., 1902-06-28

musical gift dates back almost as far
as his first birthday. When a mere
puppy, before his dog character was
formed, ClitO gave evidence of an in
tense interest in music. He tried
hard to follow a tune played on the
piano. At first there were frogs in
his throat, and his ideas of pitch
were usually at odds with the cor
rect views on the subject.
But ClitO, under close teaching,
persevered with a courage that knew
no setbacks. and it was not long be-
fore he began to distinguish har-
mony. and he rapidly developed abiI-
ity "to keep the key" as musicians
express it. In some strange way he
seems TO catch the intention of the
composer, and expresses il in the
most intelligent way. But Clito dis
likes sacred music. When one of the
good, Old-fashioned church tunes Is
played the dog evidences his dis.
pleasure by a series of discOrdant
growls, mOuthing Prof. Triggs. All
attempts to influence his mind in IA
vor of religious music have failed.
Clito is quick to recognize different
melodies, and he VIII sing through
an entire selection, never once break
ing from the KEY.
The Washington bee., 1902-06-28

Zola and her little ones might not be
cold. The furnace became Overheated
and set fire to the woodwork.
1t became uncomfortable in the Gel
lar with the thick smoke reaching ev-
srvwhere. and the puppies were in the
midst of it, Zola was equal TO the
emergency. She took one puppy in her
teeth and carried him up TO the head OF
the stairs. Then she went back after
another one and carried him where she
had left the first.
In this way the intelligent brute got
them all out of the way. Three of the
nuns remained too lcng in the choking
smoke and were sufTocated. The 9th
ers were making noise enough to sug-
gest that they were likely to have fur
tber healthy existence
When the tiremen got in they found
the whole litter where Zola had carried
them. The dog was beside herself with
anxiety, and kept a jealous eye on them
all. one Of the employees of the place
who was asleep upstairs, came down
and took care of the dogs while The nre-
men looked after the blaze.
The Washington bee., 1902-06-28

mailed. He was, however, allowed to
walk about the country under guard,
and at last managed to slip a note
into a wayside post box.
Miss Pinder was in agony. She got
no answer to her letters and could
not find where her lover was. At last
she heard from his relatives that the
marriage could never take place, and
Immediately after received the letter
from Adolph, explaining his silence
and pledging his undying love. Her
parents forbade her to leave Key
West. She wrote to her brother-in-
law in New York, DIR. J. Victor Will
son, and then began the investigation
that ended in Gundesheimer's re-
lease.
II had never seen Mr.. Cundeshei-
mer," said DR.. Wilson, "buS he had
not been adjudged insane by any
court and deserved trial.
The family was induced TO bring
him to the supreme court in Brook
lyn. They testified that he had boast
Gu LUdI uC was tIlC SILOliBCSJ liAdlA Oll
earth, and said he could eat more
than anything alive. Two physicians
declared him insane.
However, the family agreed to
the appointment of two alienists by
the supreme court and TO lis release
In my custody.
"Dr Allan Hamilton and DIR. Sach,
the ahenists appointed, pronounced
Gundesheimer sane"
any examination failed to reveal
sny mental unsoundness. He had no
delusiOns.
His memory and judgment were
not at fault. His handwriting did
not suggest insanity"
Bertram Barnett spoke for the
family.
Two physicians pronounced our
brother-in-law insane. Two did not
Il only shows how diagnoses can dis
agree. We are glad to believe Adolph
Is mentally sound and hope he is hap
py."
The Washington bee., 1902-06-28
HEAD OF CLUB WOMEN.
Mrs. DenisOn, New President of Fed
Grafton, Is "A Linguist, a MUsI-
clan and IA Poet.

One of the most popular and prom
inent members Of SorOsis, a woman
who was once chosen by unanimous
vote as presiding officer of that famous
club, has just been promoted to an of
fee of national consequence among
club women. This fortunate lady is
Mrs. Dimies T. S. Denison, of New
York city, who was elected president
of the General Federation of Women's
clubs at the convention held in Los
Angeles. Mrs. DenisOn possesses all
The Washington bee., 1902-06-28
FREED FROM ASYLUM
PluCky Florida Girl Saves Lover
from Living Death.
srOthers-in-LaVv of Young Man Op-
pose Match and Lure Him Into
"Sanitarium"-Exp Say
He Is sane.

Jenny Urania Pinder, of Key West,
Fla, after months of incessant eff
fort, succeeded in releasing her lover
from the insane asylum at Amity-
vile, L. l., and married him few
days ago in the face of all oppOsi-
tion of his people, says the Chicago
Tribune.
Adolph Gundesheimer, for it is the
young mans name, is a well-tO-dO
citizen of Mobile, La. He met Miss
Pinder on a visit to Key West last
fall, where her father, Whitemore
Pinder, is a merchant of high posi-
tiOn. Last November, when Gundes-
heimer left Key West to visit his
brOthers-in-law in New York the hap
Ply pair arranged to be married the
month following. He was run down
with hard work and malaria, and
looked forward to his visit With
pleasure.
When he reached New York he
found that Isaac and Bertram, the
brOthers-in-law in question, were op-
posed to his coming marriage. They
begged him to postpone it until he
was recovered, and, with the help Of
the family doctor. induced him to go
to a ''Sanitarium" to rest. He left
for AmityVille one night with =
nurse.
1t never entered his head that the
great house Co which they drove was
an insane asylum until the following
SnOrning he found his door locked.
StOrming was of no use. Gundes-
heimer submitted to the advice of
DIR. Wilsey, the superintendent, who
declared that his relatives merely
wished him to stay two weeks, and
urged him to profit by the chance to
rest.
The patient wrote daily to his
nancee. At the end of two weeks he
was not permitted to go, and discOv-
sred that his letters were never
The Washington bee., 1902-06-28
The war Horse Denounced.

The horse in war is expensive,
fragile and a fool; he is greedy. and
his food is as bulky as himself; he re-
guires an expert TO keep him efficient
under hard work and a miracle TO keep
him alive under heavy FIRE. He must
be watched and guarded more careful
" than the lines Of communication
both in action and in camp; he is a
coward; the race of them that snorted
"ha! ha! among the trumpets, the
noise of the captains and the shout
ing" is dead, if il ever lived at all out
side the inspired mind of the plague
stricken poet; he is a traitor, and Pill
desert to the enemy at the first op-
portunity, probably with three days
rations at his sadie bags and useful
rife in the bucket.-London Spectator.
The Washington bee., 1902-06-28
DOG SINGS OPERAS.
He VIII Sing Through an Entire DIf-
hcuit Selection, Never Once
Breaking from the Key,

There is in Philadelphia a dog
which possesses such a strong, inher-
ent passion for music that under the
careful direction of an indulgeDt
master it has been taught to sing.
1t IS no ordinary dog that yowls and
yelps and produces rakish sounds
that are generously called melody.
ms brute interpreter has mastered
grand opera, and prefers above all
other selections Norma"
This curious and talented resident
OF Philadelphia answers to the class
lc name of Clito. His master is DR..
+. ID. Griffin, under whose careful in
Etruetion Clito has blOssomed into a
candidate for Mr.. Grau's company.
Clito is a beautiful English setter,
ten years old, and his precocious
The Washington bee., 1902-06-28
PARROT SAVES PUPPIES.
Gives Fire Alarm and Enables
Frantic Mother Dog to Get Her
Family Out of the Way.

A parrot and Boston terrier have
sprung into prominence through a fire
in a resort in La Grange street, BOs-
toin. The parrot discovered an early
morning blaze and shouted ''Fire!" un-
til it attracted the attention of pass
ers-by.
Zola, the dog, carried her nine pup
pies to place of safety.
The puppies, which are only few
days old, are valuable screw tails, and
every care has been taken of them.
A fire was built in the furnace in the
basement of the saloon in order that
The Washington bee., 1902-06-28

terously throws the fish out of the wa
ter with G sweep of the paw.
a couple of lads came across a diff
ferent kind of bear the other day at
St. Mary's lake, near Hull, Canada.
This one preferred having some one
else do the fish catching for him.
The boys had got a good sackful Of
pike which they left near a stump
while they amused themselves on a
raft they had thrown together. They
looked ashore after time to see big
bear walking off with bag Of fish over.
his shoulder.
He paid not the least attention to
their shoutings, having, as ii trans
pired, taken the precaution Of break
ing the stock of their gun across at the
grip before carrying off the fish.
The Washington bee., 1902-06-28
ARCHBISHOP OF MANILA.
Post, 1t Is Reported. Has Been offered
by POpe TO bishop Messmer, of
Green Bay, Wis.

According to advices received from
well Informed authority in Rome tHe
pope has offered the nomination of the
archbishop of Manila to Right Rev. Sc
bastian Gebhard Messmer, bishop of
Green Bay, Wis, and is waiting for
formal acceptance by that prelate be-
Spanish archbishop of Manila, Mgr.
Nozelada de Villa, has resigned and
the see will retire to Spain, as did the
prelates in Cuba when the United
States took possession there.
Bishop Messner is a well-known Ger
manAmerican leader Of the Catholic
The Washington bee., 1902-06-28
nIarinr Ghost Is Exnensire.

1t cost Truman Metzgar just Sl75 to
have a little fun as a ghost. He is a
farmer of VeA mart Centre, y. Y, and
to frighten has friend. Frank Chipman,
he arrayed himself IN a mask and
white sheet. When Chipman came
along in a wagon out popped the
"ghost." off ran the terrified horse,
throwing the driver to the ground and
breaking his arm. To avoid a lawsuit
the ghost" paid his victim $175.
The Washington bee., 1902-06-28
Liked His Statesmen Dead.

A budding statesman, who was elect
ed to congress to air his oratory, re-
Gently received this letter from one of
his constituents: "Please send me
some of the volumes containing me-
mortal addresses for dead members
of congress. There is nothing I read
with so much pleasure ~ obituaries
Of eongressmen-"
The Washington bee., 1902-06-28
Man with a Long Beard.

A wonderful beard is worn by Jean
Conlon, of Montlucon, France. 1t is
ten feet, ten and one-half inches In
length, and nearly five feet of it, when
he stands erect, rests on the floor. The
ends Of his mustache hang below his
waist.
The Washington bee., 1902-06-28
BRUTN AS FISHERMAN.
He Takes the Catch Of Two Lads ATT
er Carefully Smashing the Stock
OF Their Gun.

Old hunters say that the black bear
does a good deal of fishing at this sea-
son. 1t is said that carefully studying
the sun, and approaching so that his
shadow will not be cast upon the wa
tiers, bruin creeps cautiously up to
where he sees the telltale fms, and dex.
The Washington bee., 1902-06-28

Nv lSCOlSln EEelate W no May De SEe&kc9
Archbishop Of Manila.)
church. He is 50 years old and was
professor of canon law in Seton Hall,
college and seminary when, in March,
1892, he was made bishop Of Green Bay,
Wis, to succeed Most Rev. Frederick
Xavier Katzer, who was promoted to
the archbishOprie of Milwaukee. He
has since been recognized as one of the
most progressive and conservative OF
the German Catholic bishops repre-
senting the German element in the
church. His most recent prominence
was in association with Bishop McFaul,
of Trenton, n. j., in successfully organ
izing the Federation of Catholic sOci-
cites. This, it was said at the time, was
accomplished in spite of the Opposi-
tion of Cardinal Gibbons and Arch
bishop Ireland.
This German element in the Catholic
church has been specially antagonistic
TO Archbishop Ireland's ideas and
school of thought. Archbishop Ire
lands candidate for the Manila see
was said to be Bishop Thomas O'Gor-
man. of Sioux Falls, S. D.
The Washington bee., 1902-06-28
Holdr the Milling Record.

The most rapid talker in the house
Of representatives is Charles E. Lit
tlefeld, of Maine. He is a terror to
the official stenograPher, sometimes
getting very close to The 3oO-words-a-
minute record, established by Henry
q. johnson, of Indiana. who served
saveral terms in congress.
The Washington bee., 1902-06-28
ne lteAueed the surpIus.

A 5000 bank teller of New York city
had expensive habits which his salary
could not pay for With covetous
eyes he glanced daily at the banks
100000 surplus, and one day he and
a quarter of the surplus disappeared.
1t would have been cheaper for the
directors to have paid him a more gen
erous salary.
The Washington bee., 1902-06-28

CNeW President of the General Federation
OF Women's Cluhs.)
the special qualifications needed in such
an official. She is an excellent public
speaker and has demonstrated her
ability as a presiding officer on many
occasions. while she is personally mag
netic and agreeable. She has, more
over, not merely fioated into the en-
inent position she now fills. but has
fairly earned her promotion. AS a
leading member of the Patrice club
and as the chairman of the printing
committee of the New York State Fed
Grafton of WOmen's clubs, Mrs Den
ison has done a great amount Of active
and efficient work in feminine clubdom.
In addition to her qualities as a club
and society woman. Mrs. DenisOn is
an accomplished linguist. a musician
and poet.
The Washington bee., 1902-06-28
Discoverv of a Big Pearl.

A pearl has been found in West Aus
tralia an inch and quarter ia length.
of graceful shape, and perfect luster.
In the same oyster shell two other
good small pearls were found.
The Washington bee., 1902-06-28
Dull Market for Horses.

A Missouri horse dealer who went to
Washington to sell horses is reported
to have explained his ill-luck Of -diE-
posing of his animals as follows: "Ths
people travel thete on cars run by cable
or electricity and don't need draft or
roadsters; they ride on bicycles and
automobiles and don't need fast trot~
ters: they gamble by wire and don't
need race horses, and the government
is run entirely by jackasses, so thera
you are"
The Washington bee., 1902-06-28
ATTENTION La S
Hair RestOrer.-

All VINO are dersirous of having
a beautiful suit of hair, or if your
hair is falling out, you should get
a bottle of HairOl;ne, better known
as the Renowned Hair Restorer
Oriental Complexion Gre m 40
cures all skin diseases and makes
the skin like velvet. Price, 25c to
75c per bottle.
Treatment of the Skin and
Scalp
The Washington bee., 1902-06-28

u , this column endeavor TO
shat M Ir,o-r,espondence COZ that may
sas@5L o., s,6 urgently request young
be sen. are rsau this column, and any
ladies' 10 hat hat thev wished answered
questions them in before Saturday
o. s@o" BY Miss May CLEMATIs.
The Washington bee., 1902-06-28
STRENGTHENING 4 SPECIALITY.

All kinds of implements ana
toilet articles for SALE,
1904 4th Street Northwest.
Agency at THE BEE Office.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1902-01-24
Exercised Over Pearson's Views.

Indianapolis, Jan. 21.-Methodist cir
cles here are greatly agitated over the
utterances of Professor Charles W.
Pearson, Of Northwestern University.
Presiding Elder Rawles, Of this dis
trict, said: HE has been guilty of an
unmerited, unjustified and ridiculous
assault on the Methodist church. When
he assaults the scriptural stories of the
works of the Lord Jesus he
would evince a large measure of hon
esty by withdrawing not only from
his position as a teacher in a Metho-
dist school, but from the church whose
great history Of good works he has
traduced"
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1902-01-24
SITUATION REVIEWED
General Chaffee Briefly Gives His
Ideas Of Things in the Phil
ippine Islands.
CANNOT TRUST ALLEGED PAOIFIOOs
Army Judge Advocates Opinion-,Ta.
gal Amazon Captured-Eleven
of Our Soldiers Missing,

Manila, Jan. 20-GeneraI Chaffee. in
issued, sums up the situation from the
military point of view by saying that
the provinces of Batangas and Laguna,
in southern LuzOn, and the islands of
Samar, Mindoro and Cebu constitute
the disturbed area in which bodies of
insurgents in force are to be found.
General Chaffee says the prolongation
of guerrilla warfare is due to the
physical character of the country and
to the nature of the warfare carried
on by the insurgents, who in the same
hour pose as friends and act as enc
mics; to the humanity displayed by the
United States troops, of which the in
SurgentS take advantage, and to the
fear of assassination on the part of
those natives who are friendly disposed
toward the United States should they
give the latter information concerning
the movements or whereabouts of the
insurgents.
Mixed Government Not an Advantage.
Municipal and provincial govern
cial governments are being organized.
These governments have not yet re-
ceived a practical trial. They consti-
tute the only certain and reliable meth
Cd of ascertaining the progress of the
FilipinOs toward f-gOvernment. In
the same report Judge Advocate GrOes-
beck says the suppression of brigand-
age will probably be one of the most
trying problems of the future. If the
military arm be left free to deal with
the marauders there is no doubt Of
their final suppression. But the pres
ence OF the civil government compli-
Gates the situation considerably.
Eleven of Our Soldiers Missing.
A report has been received here that
a dug-Out canoe, in which eleven men
of company |, of the Second infantry,
were travelling, is missing and is prob
ably lost. It is believed the men eth
er persisted or were captured. General
Wade has cabled from Cebu that 365
insurgents surrendered on the island
of Bohol last Friday. The authorities
here say thai this statement is aston
ishing if accurate, as the secret service
had failed to learn Of the existence of
any such body of insurgents on Bohol.
Capture of Filipino Amazon.
An important capture was made in
Laguna province, Luzon, when eight
men of the Eighth infantry captured
a woman insurgent named Aqueda
Kahabagan. She recently commanded
an insurgent force of 800 men, 300 Of
whom carried rifles. General J. Frank
lin Bell is still active in Batangas
province, Luzon. A recent engagement
in this province in which the insur-
gents were defeated with severe loss
resulted in the wounding of one Unit
ed States officer and the killing of one
private.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1902-01-24

were women. were saved by the
breeches buoy, being brought ashore
one at a time with the seas breaking
over them for more than half the 200
feet of distance from the shore.
Captain Frank DOrity, the last man
to leave the vessel in the buoy, says
the rudder stock was twisted by the
large seas that were rolling and the
steering gear refused to work. The
steamer then lost her head and rolled
III the trough Of the sea until she
struck. Engineer Williams made
every effort to work the vessel off with
her own steam. and stayed in the en-
CINE room until he was driven out by
the water.
Following are the names Of the pas
sengers: W. w. Archibald, Ma1istee;
E. W. Seymour, Manistee; e. c.. Fla
herty, Detroit; Joseph Norris. Manis-
tee; Anna Johnston, Manistee; Mrs
Bremanstein, Detroit; W. A. CASTER
and wife, Ludington, and A. A Sci
bert, Manistee.
Captain Joseph Reid, Of Sarnia, who
successfully released the car ferry
Muskegon, arrived here last night and
will take charge of the wrecking oper-
atoms on steamer No. 3. Three days
of absolutely calm weather will be
necessary to effect release, and this
can hardly be expected at this time
of wear
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1902-01-24
PRINCE HENRY's PROGRAMME
He VIII Visit Chicago, Milwaukee, Mag
ara Falls and Boston

ara rails and Boston.
Berlin, Jan. 21.-Admiral Prince
Henry of Prussia, while In the United
States, will visit Chicago, Milwaukee.
Niagara Falls and Boston. This pro-
gramme was submitted to Emperor
William and Prince Henry yesterday
and has been approved by them Its
general outline is as follows:
Feb 22-Arrival at New York. On
the next day, Feb. %. official welcome
by the Representatives of President
Roosevelt, the governor of New York
and mayor of New York city. On
Feb. "A the yacht at Shooters island
will be launched and dinner given
by Prince Henry, and ON Feb. % a re-
ception and dinner in honor of Prince
Henry will be given by the mayor Of
New York
Feb. 26-The prince and his party
will proceed to Washington, where the
prince will reside at the German en-
bassy. He will exchange calls with
President Roosevelt and be entertained
at dinner at the White House. On
Feb. 81 there will be official receptions
and visits and dinner at the German
embassy, and on Feb % the prince
and his party will start for Chicago
The apportionment of the princes time
between Chicago, Milwaukee. Niagara
Falls and Boston has not yet been pre-
ciSely made
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1902-01-24
UNANIMOUS FOR PANAMA
Isthmian Canal Commission So Reports to
the President.

Isthmian Canal Commission So Reports to
the President.
Washington, Jan. 21.-The president
yesterday sent to congress with mes
sage simply of transmittal the supple
mental report of the isthmian canal
commission, in which it is unanimous
1y recommended that the offer of the
new Panama Canal company to sell
all of it's rights, property and unfin-
fshed work to the United States for
$40,0OO,O0O be accepted. The senate
ordered the report printed in The Con-
gressional Record and also as a doc
ument.'
The report concludes as follows:
''After considering the changed condi-
tons that now exist and all the facts
and circumstances upon which it's pres
ent judgment must be based the COM
mission is Of the opinion that the
most practicable and feasible route for
an iSthmian canal, to be under the con-
troll, management and ownership of
the United States is that known as
the Panama route"