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Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-11-07

Sixteen men form the entire crew,
as six engines do the heavy work. One
of forty horsepower will hoist the two
flve-ton anchors. The others, Of twen-
ty-fve horsepower each, will handle
the sails and do stevedore work. The
schooner has cost s250,0O0.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-11-07

A direct express train will leave
Vienna for Picking on Jan. 1. All
aboard for the land of the lady
boxers.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-11-07

Mother Gray's Sweet Powders for Children
Successfully used by Mother Gray, nurse
in the Children's Home in New York. Cures
Feverishness, Bad Stomach, Teething Dis
orders, move and regulate the Bowels and
Destroy Worms. Over 80, 900 testimonials.
At all druggists, Csc. Sample FREE. Ad-
dress Allen s. Olmsted, Leroy, N. Y.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-11-07
BRIDGE Took Years to Build.

Old London bridge took the record
time of thirty-three years to build. 1t
was begun in 1176, and not completed
til 1909. The present bridge was be-
gun in 1924, and finished in 1881, It
cost a500000.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-11-07

Don't worry If your associates push
you to the wall. You will find the
wall handy as brace when you get
ready to push back.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-11-07
DEFIANCE STARCH

Comets are probably male; their &C.,
centricities can be computed.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-11-07

France has coal strike Of her
own. in flattering imitation Of the
elder republic.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-11-07

Bishop Hartzell says the South A.
rican mines are very rich. We sus-
pected that even before the Boer war.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-11-07

Few Hours for British laborare
At present the proportion Of work
ing time is smaller In Britain than in
any other nation. The assertion 10
true alike in respect of agriculture. of
industry, of shopkeeping. Of commerce
and of the professions.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-11-07

Russell Sage has almost arrived
at q point from which he is able to
see that money isn't everything.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-11-07

They draw snakes from the water
faucets in Chicago now. But the water
faucets are not the only ones.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-11-07

Europe's sympathy with the Beers
has failed to manifest itself when put
on cash basis.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-11-07

It will be noticed that the simpler
the operation is, the more doctors it
requires to perform it.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-11-07

To Cure q Gold in One day.
Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. AL
druggists refund money! If it fails to cure Csc.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-11-07

Minister WI and Chauncey M.
Depew may now have chance to be
heard again.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-11-07

The rise in the price Of pepsin Is
reported to be due to the opening
Of the chafing dish season.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-11-07

DO YOUR CLOTHES LOOK YELLOwP
Ifso; use Red Cross Ball Blue. 1t will make
them white as snow. Q OF. package cents.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-11-07

Mrs. WinslOw's Soothing Syrup
For children teething softens the gums reduces In
nammaton allsys pain, wind collie Csc bottle
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-11-07

John W. Gates is patriot He gave
dinners in London with American
green corn as the chief dish.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-11-07

A st. Paul paper asks: after
peace what?" The scramble for the
price of a ton or two.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-11-07

Another person has been seriously
hurt by devil wagon. Fortunately it
was only the chauffeur"
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-11-07

La Soufriere is uneasy again. The
volcano is distinctly feminine. An.
other explosion may be expected.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-11-07

The Castro coat tails are still avail
able as checkerboard.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-11-07

When people are mad at you, you
never think they have any cause.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-11-07

The most uninteresting person in
the world is he who is interested in
everything equally.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-11-07

1t is rather hard to be petty out
doors; there is so much breadth all
around.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-11-07

Never monkey with buzz-saw when
It is busy.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-11-07

THE BEST RESULTS IN srARCHIN0
can be obtained only by using Defiance
Starch, besides getting 4 OF. more for
same money-no cooking required.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-11-07

Piety does more than pity for the
needy.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-11-07

Mix passion and selfishness and you
come as near gettin gto love as any
thing.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-11-07

The man who thinks leads the
crowd.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-11-07

If we could see ourselves as others
see US mirrors would be drug on the
market Z ) Z. =
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-11-07

Packing-Houses in Texas.
The great cattle firms are putting
up large packing-houses in Texas.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-11-07

Iowa Farms 81 Per Acre Cash,
balance II crop till paid. MULHALL, Sioux City, 10.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-11-07

PUTNAM FADELESS DYES pro-
duce the brightest and fastest colors.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-11-07

Hay fever is not to be sneezed at
but it's messy thing to catch.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-11-07

should be in everv household, none 50.
good besides o. more for 10 cents than
any other brand Of cold water starch.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-11-07

ance and has made a new record Of
SIT. lin. Our picture represents
Heatherbloom clearing the fence at
this height; also Heatherbloom
against the bars, showing the proper
tionate height of the record jump.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-11-07

Might may not make right, but 1t
seldom gets left.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-11-07

Many a man who wins his bride in
a canter loses her in decanter,
The Savannah morning news., 1902-05-21
CURRENT COMMENT.

The Washington Post Qnd.) having
in mind the Rathbone-Havana Incl
dent, observes: Perhaps if Gaynor
and Greene are brought back to this
country and convicted somebody with
influence will discover that they are
innocent, and have the powers that
be undo the work of the courts"
The Charleston Post (Dem) says:
1.-THE Newport News (Va.) Press thinks
the President owes the people of South
Carolina something for riding rough
shod over their wishes in the appoint
ment of a negro collector at Savannah.
Perhaps so, but the people of Georgia
are entitled to some consideration in
the matter for Savannah is in Georgia,
you know, though made up 50 largely
of South Carolina material"
The Philadelphia Record (Dem.)
says: 1.-The plan which Congressman
Thompson of Alabama, has adopted of
taking a number of his Northern col
lea CUES down to his home, where he
will entertain them while he allows
them to study race conditions at close
range. IS better than the plan of Gov.
JEFF Davis of Arkansas. Gov. JEFF par
doned an African convict on condition
that he would settle in Massachusetts
and furnish New England with an OBJ
ject lesson in negro 'cussedness.' Mr..
Thompson's plan will yield a larger
percentage of converts, if that is the
purpose of our Southern friend"
The Memphis Morning News (Dem.)
says: Never in the history of the
world has there been more heroic
struggle for liberty than the Beers
have made. There were not more than
10000 men in arms at any time. and
yet they have. for nearly three years.
held at bay what was supposed to be
the most powerful nation on earth We
are In the habit OF claiming that our
own revolutionary struggle was the
most heroic In the history OF modern
times. but IL did not begin To compare
with tho desperate resistance made by
the burRhers."
The Savannah morning news., 1902-05-21
IN THEIR OLD QUARTERS

Notwithstanding the fact that Can't.
Greene and Col. Gaynor are in their
old quarters in the Chateau Frontenac
II is doubtful If they feel at all secure.
The present phase of this remarka BILE
case seems to be a sort of rivalry be-
tween Montreal and Quebec. AS far
as we can gather from the reports in
the public prints Quebec sympathies
with the fugitives, and Montreal is in
clned to sympathise with our govern
ment in its effort to get possession of
them. If this were not the case there
would not be such a fight by Greene
and Gaynor to have the extradition
proceedings in Quebec
OF course we cannot undertake to
make predictions as to the course the
case is likely to take, but we do not
see how the Quebec judge can avoid
sending the defendants back to Mon
treal. 1t is said that the Montreal ex-
tradition magistrate has Jurisdiction
throughout the province of Quebec, and
that there was no legal reason against
his issuing warrants for their arrest,
NAANN DNAAAA AiC East II Is uncut TO
see on what ground the Quebec Judge
can order their release on a writ of
habeas corpus.
or course the point will be made that
they were hurried away from Quebec
without being given a chance to con-
suit their lawyers, but is there anything
in the law that required that they
should be given a chance to see their
lawyers? 1t is doubtful If there is.
They were given an opportunity to see
their lawyers after they reached Mon
treal.
OF course if there is technicality on
which they can be kept in Quebec. the
Quebec judge will take advantage of
it, and if the extradition proceedings
take place there the chances for the
fugitives to remain in Canada will be
much better than if they are carried
back to Montreal.
II is not improbable that we shall be
hearing about the Greene-G aynor case
from Canada until Judge Speer comes
here to hold court next fall.
The Savannah morning news., 1902-05-21
Trouble Mt the Globe.

MY lord" asked Shakespeare, ac.
cording to the Portland Oregonian, as
he and Bacon strolled out of the Globe
foyer and sat down in the box office
to watch the treasurer count up, why
are my writings known as plays,
while yours are called 'works'?''
Give it up, Will" said Sir Francis
unless il is because my writings al
ways fit the case"
"Naw!" shifted the bard of Avon
ITS because you think they're stem
winders."
Annoyed at this sally. Lord Bacon
remarked that he didn't like to be hit
by "A ham, but Shakespeare retorted
that a Bacon was every bit as bad as
a ham, and more streaked. and not
caring 10 hear any more samples OF
Globe repartee the eminent statesman,
10 get even went outside and told peo-
pie that the show was fierce.
The Savannah morning news., 1902-05-21
THE OuTLOOK ron PEACHES.

In our dispatches yesterday it was
stated that peaches of the Sneed va
riety had made their appearance in
Americas. 1t can be stated therefore
that the peach season has begun,
though it will be several weeks yet
before the Elbertas make their appear
ance in market.
The outlook is for a fair crop-not a
great crop-and the quality, from pres
ent indications, will be excellent. Some
days ago there was a report current
throughout the state that the crop
would likely prove a failure, because
of the brown rot which was playing
havoc in many orchards. We see 1t
stated On the authority of State Ento-
mologist Scott that this report is sub
stantially without foundation. If he is
reported correctly the yield of the
Georgia orchards will be fully as
large as it was last year.
Assuming that the crop will be as
large as that of last year it is GER
tain that it will not be nearly equal
to the demand. Last year there were
calls for Georgia peaches from places
away in the Northwest, and there was
much disappointment at such places
because the supply was so limited. II
is certain that if Georgia had crop
twice as large as that of last year it
could be marketed at profitable prices
And there is no doubt that within the
next two years the crop will be twice
as large as a present, on account of
the number of trees which have been
planted within the last two years.
The crop in South Georgia, according
to the report of Maj. Ryals, promises
a large yield. That section is proving
to be well adapted to peaches, and il
will not be surprising if its orchards
within few years rival those of Mid
die Georgia.
The Savannah morning news., 1902-05-21
Poetry with a Point.


You can lead a horse to water,
But you cannot make him drink;
You can send a fool to college,
But you cannot make him think;
You may keep your daughter strum-
ming
From morn till afternoon,
But you can't make her a player
If she hasn't any tune.
You can never make a farmer
Of boy that loves the sea,
Though you may make him pillow and
plant
And whoa, and haw, and gee.
It's no use to swear and bluster
Because your only son
Prefers the gal he met in the car
To your selected one;
You might as we'll switch off the track.
For love is lord of pelf,
And, besides, it's more than likely
That you know how tbs yourself
You cannot make a citizen,
Let him be black or white,
OF the man who doesn't know enough
To cipher, read and write.
You cannot change the ROSTERS strut,
Nor make the layers crow,
Though you may honestly believe
1t would be better so.
You cannot make a parson
OF the stage-struck Romeo lad,
And if you ever do succeed
You'll wish you never had.
There is only thing meaner,
And that's to have to see
The name of your neighbours numb
skull
Finished with an M. D.
But all these things, and more, besides,
We may expect to hear,
Until the numbskull kills us
And the Romeo says the prayer.
The Savannah morning news., 1902-05-21
Personal.

The Austrian army has an active
general who is IS years old. This is
Field Marshal Baron Schwartz Neil
Ter, who has been an officer seventy
four years and fifty years a general,
He is one of five officers still alive
who marched back from Lemberg TO
Naples.
The celebrated NJ. Anton, who was
one of the central figures in the great
Panama scandal and who, it will be
remembered, was arrested in London
and eXtradited at the request of the
French government, is now a rich
man. Last year he made between
5000, 900 and $250,000 by specializing on
the bourse.
Prince George Of Hohenzollern,
who died in Germany recently, wrote,
under the pseudonym of &c. Conrad"
a number of dramas, several of which
ran at length in Berlin. Though a dis
tant cousin of Emperor William and
formerly a cavalry general, the Prince
kept aloof from court and military cir
Giles and associated chiefly with literary
men and artists. He was fond of wan
dering around antiquary shops de-
ciphering inscriptions with a micro
scope which he was never without.
The Savannah morning news., 1902-05-21
INDEX 10 NEW ADVERTISEMENTS

Meetings-Georgia Chapter No. 3.
r. A. M; Golden Rule Lodge No. II,
/. o. o. F.
Special Notices-Andrew Hanley
Company; p P. p, Lippman's Great
Remedy; Daily Service to Wilmington
Island by Steamer Wilmington, J. N.
Ocinler. Agent; Saturday Closing of
Wholesale Grain and Produce Dealers;
Moonlight Excursion Around Bell
Buoy Wednesday Night, May %; Ship
Notice, Strachan & Co., Consignees;
Lot as Pretty as a Picture. c. II. Dor
sett; Sewer Connections, Cornwell &
Chapman; Bay Mare Strayed From
Stable. Neal-Millard Company.
Bushes Notices-Bottled Beers, Hem
~ Solomon & Son.
Laundry-E., & w. Laundry.
Grape-Nuts Food - Postum Cereal
Company.
Postum Food Coffee-Postum Cereal
Company.
Baking Powder-Royal Baking Pow
der.
Malt Murine - Anheuser Busch
Brewing Association.
Corsets-W. B. Summer Corsets.
Beef-Liebigs Extract of Beef.
Uneeda Biscuit-National Biscuit
Company.
Bankruptcy Notices-In the Matter
of Woods & Malone, Bankrupts; In
the Matter of l.. L. Joel of Glynn,
Bankrupt; In the Matter of James j.
Watkins, Bankrupt.
Proposals-For Constructing a Frame
Bake House at Fort Getty. S. C.
Beer-Pabst Beer.
Piano, Etc.-McArthur & Sons Co. s
Are the Best.
Hotels-Hotel 1,ybee to Open Sunday
May rs.
Hot Weather Demands Cool Clothing
--B. H. Levy & Bro.
Embroidery Sale-G. Eckstein & Co.
Gas Ranges-Mutual Gas Light
Company.
Washing Powder-Pearline.
Whiskey-Yellow Label Whiskey
Medical-Mother's Friend: DR.. Hath
away Company; McMunn's Elixir of
Opium; DR.. Kilmers Swamp Root
Alligator Liniment; Blood Balm; Stu
arts Gin and Buchu.
Cheap Column Advertisements
Help Wanted; Employment Wanted
For Rent; For Sale: Lost; Personal;
Miscellaneous.
The Savannah morning news., 1902-05-21
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ageT.
The Savannah morning news., 1902-05-21
b BRIGHT BITS.

The Serious Worriment.-"Doesn't
it worry you to have people intimate
that you are a political boss?" mo"
answered Senator Sorghum; mot near
ly so much as to have them intimate
that 1 have ceased to be a political
boss. '-Washington Star.
The Only Way.-Lady--"Her is a
cent. Now, what are you going to do
with it?" Weary Waggles-"Ah, num-
I'll hev ter submit dat question to de
board oV directors Nv de Copper
Trust 1t wouldn't do ter dump all
dis metal onter de market at once wild
out considerin' de probable conse-
quences. Judge.
Overloaded. Mr.. Poppington-
Daughter, that young Lexington YOU
admire so much is said to lie lazy"
Daughter-"Oh, papa, he isn't n bit
lazy-he told me all about it. He's Just
so awfully intellectual that he can't
make a living Detroit Free Press.
First Caddie-"I saw We carrying
for the minister YESTERDAY. Donald;
what kin O. a player is he:" second
Caddie-"Man, he'll never max a GOVT
fer! Dye ken what he says when he
misses the ba'?" First Caddie dis
gustedly)-"Tut, Tut!"-Glesgow Even
ing Times.
The Savannah morning news., 1902-05-21

May, 1902, will long be remembered
as a bloody month, Following the vol
canic eruptions in Martinique and St
Vincent, where probably 43,O 900 or more
lives were lost. tragedies of extraordi-
nary proportions have followed each
other in rapid succession. The most
notable of these have been the explo-
sion at Sheraden, Pa, where twenty
five persons were killed and some 800
injured; the tornado at Goliad, Tex,
with a casualty list of 80, and the coal
mine explosion at Coal Creek, Tenn,
with list of approximately 200 vic
Tins. In addition to these bloody oc-
currences were the riot in Atlanta, the
seXtuple murder at Hastings, Fla, and
the big fire in Chicago in which five
persons We're fatally burned. All of the
foregoing are extra from the usual run
of crimes and accidents, which have
not apparently diminished in number.
May will be marked with a red blotch
upon the calendar.
The Savannah morning news., 1902-05-21
A Revival Incident.

Things do not invariably happen for
tuitously, even where religion is con-
cerned, says the Philadelphia Times.
From Towanda, Pa, comes the story
of very fervid mountaineering in ar
up State Methodist Church. Worship
there was primitive and simple; the
emotions were given unrestrained ex-
preston. An old backslider had beer
moving uneasily under the exhortatior
of the various lusty-lunged speakers
groaned once or twice as though If
soul-agony, and finally arose and ad-
dressed the assemblage thus:
Brothers! Sisters! Do something fol
me! l feel that 1 am going straight tC
hell"
"Glory, Glory!" came from all ovel
the church.
Help me, brothers and sisters!'
went on the repentent one. Il know
am on the road to damnation'"
The congregation seemed to feel thai
song was the one thing needful, anC
spiritedly joined in when sturdy back.
woods basso tunefully roared out the
openinglines of the stirring old hymn
IF you get there before l do,
Just tell them that I'm coming. tool
The Savannah morning news., 1902-05-21
CURED BY
White Ribbon Remedy

Can be given in Glass of Water, Tea
or Coffee Without Patients KnoWl-
edge.
White Ribbon Remedy will cure or
destroy the diseased appetite for alco-
holic stimulants, whether the patient
is confirmed inebrite. "a tippler," So
cial drinker or drunkard. Impossible
for any one to have an appetite for
alcoholic liquors after using White Rib
| bon Remedy. Endorsed by Members
of w. c. T. U.
Mrs. Moore, Press Superintendent of
the Womans Christian Temperance
Union, Ventura, California, writes: II
| have tested White Ribbon Rem
| edy on very obstinate drunkards,
| and the cures have been many. In
many cases the remedy was given Sc
| cretly. l cheerfully recommend and
| indorse White Ribbon Remedy. Mem
bers of our union are delighted to find
a practical and economical treatment
| to aid us in our temperance work"
Mrs NJ A Cowan of the Woman's
Christian Temperance Union states:
Il know of so many people re-
deemed from the curse of drink by
the use of White Ribbon Remedy that
earnestly request you to give it a
trial"
Druggists or by mail $780, Trial
| package free by writing or calling on
Mrs. A. NJ. Townsend (for years Sec
rotary of the Woman's Christian Tenn
perance Union), 21S fremont street.
Boston, Mass. Sold in Savannah by
Lippman Drug Company, agents for
| Savannah.
The Savannah morning news., 1902-05-21

A Massachusetts newspaper tells,
with a good deal of evident satisfac-
ton, the following story which it has
heard from London: In the House of
Commons someone meeting Sir Wilfrid
Lawson, the temperance advocate and
radical, asked him, well, Lawson,
what do you feel about the war;" To
this Sir Wilfrid replied: II try to feel
about it as our captain, Christ Jesus
would wish US to feel" All" re-
Joined the other in a Disguised tone
Il might have known you were a pro-
Boer."