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The Montgomery advertiser., 1902-10-29
WILL WELCOME SONS
AT Annual Reunion Of Sons Of Vet
Grams He Will Extend Greet
y, ing to Visitors-Response
PA by w. B. Bankhead.

g. II. Dent, Jr.. a well known member
of the Montgomery bar, has been select
ed to deliver tho address Of welcome on
behalf of Camp Hoitzclaw. United Sons
of Confederate Veterans to the Alabama
Division of Sons Of Veterans At the re-
union, which will be he'd In Mont somery
November 10 and b. ~.
The response on behalf OF the visiting
Sons Will be delivered by Hon. William
p. Bankhead OF Huntsville. member Oh
Nathan. B. Forrest Camp of Sons
Announcement Of the arrangement was
made at a meeting Of Camp Hoitzciaw
last night by Thomas NJ. Owen, speaking
for the special committee on arrange
ments composed of Mr.. Owen. y. .
Hausman of Montgomery ana T. o
Fraser of Union Springs.
Tho selection of these two speakers WV
gratifying to the. local Sons soth are
Young men with established regulations
as speakers. Mr.. Dent in the De"o-
cratic campaign Of last summer was one
of the most eloquent and effective SPEAK
srs on the stump for Governor jerks. Mr.
Bankhead. in the last legislature was
one of the prominent members ana oie
of the able debaters.
1t was further announced at the Hee." .
of Camp Hotzclaw last nlsht .na' -
gDeaker OF QlIiOnhl -
ali PROBABILITY deliver the principal ora
ton of the occasion. In the aosence y.
a definite arrangement his name was
not made public. .,aot-
The following new members were eiec.,
ed last night by Camp Hotzclaw: GENERA
John w. A. Sanford, Colonel M. L.
Woods. Judge ]. B. Fuller w: c: swan
son William Denmon, Benjamin Maosoh'
q. II. Dent and Michel Screws
General Sanford. Judge Fuller ana Colo
mel woods are among the best known
Confederate Veterans in Alabama. In
the armies of the Confederacy, In wnicn
they served, their fathers were members
On their own records as Confederate SOL
daers they belong to the Cohtea 1890
veterans and because Of their tatnsr
servtee they are qualified for menoersmp
10 tire Sons of Veterans.
Owing to the small attendance the eiec-
tom of ofacers Of Camp Holtzciaw was
not " held last night. A meeting OF the
ramn will be held some night next Week
~ which officers will be elected Delegates
to the reunion selected and sponsors
named.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1902-10-29
Death of Miss Baltzell.

Miss Mary e. Baltzell. the ls-year-old
daughter of Mr.. and Mrs. Frank Bait
zell, died yesterday morning after n Sc
we're attack of la grippe. at the family
home, so Sayre Street.
Shc leaves a iather, mother. several
sisters, and one brother, She was q
Character.
Her remains will be shipped at S:25
o'clock this morning 10 Mt. Pleasant,
Tenn, where she will be buried in the
family burying ground. The remains will
be accompanied by her father and
mother.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1902-10-29

GROVES CHRONIC CHILL ooAA
cures the chills that other chill tonicS
dcr,t cure. No Cure No Pay. 30 cents
ady-su.wed-fri-wk
The Montgomery advertiser., 1902-10-29

making properties than any other fruit, vegc-
table, mineral animal product. 1t Is a bet
ter strength-giver than cod liver oil and Is
much more 'palatabe.
There Is debilitated body that Buiis
Grape Tonic will not help. 1t is such a mild
and yet SO positive a laxative that the most
lily to it's gentle action. Taken regularly while
the system is weak. IL will build up the
strength surprisingly.
Mulls Grape Tonic is not a patent medicine.
II is a pure crushed fruit compound made by
nearly every druggist in Germany. where 1t IL
most extensively used. and prescribed In this
country by physicians who recognize Its won
derful curative virtues and know they cannot
improve upon II.
All leading druggists sell Mulrs Grape Tonic
at SO cents bottle. Or send your druggists
name and 10 cents to cover postage TO Light
ming Medicine Co, Rock Island, ILL.,, for q
large sample bottle For sale In Montgomery
bv E. G. Fowler
The Montgomery advertiser., 1902-10-29
WIN Honor Mitchell.

wiikesbarre, Pa, Oct. 8.-No addition
al collieries were started up In the Wyom-
ing region today. but the number OF min
ers at work is larger than yesterday, con-
seauentiy the coal output today will be
larger than on Monday. Active prepare
lions continue for the ceiebra ton of
Mitchell day tomorrow. There will be
demonstrations In nearly all the coal
towns. President Mitchell will take part
In the celebration to be held in this city.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1902-10-29
Constipafed Men
and Women
here IS HEALTH FOR you.

It is Contained in This Rich Grape
and Fruit Preparation.
After using two bottles OF Muirs
Grape Tonic taken for constipation
can truthfully say II is all you claim
Ny bowels new act regularly. no one
should be without Il. As relief for
constipation, stomach and bowel all
rnents, q has no equal. The strength
Swing properties are wonderful l would
ADVISE anyone with a rundown system
to use It CHAS. REISTER
Is 2o2i 5th St, Louisville, KY
IL you sufer from chronic or acute consti-
patton and Its accompanying ailments you
nave doubtless gone the full length Of the list
OF pills and cathartlcs without any noticeable
benefit You perhaps have noticed how during
me season when you have eaten freely OF
fruits especiaiiy Of grapes, that your health
has been much improved
The Montgomery advertiser., 1902-10-29
MARION BY TOO.
Democratic Majority in the County
Will BE Large,

Hamilton, Oct. 2S-(Soecial.)-The can
vass nthis county will close at Hamilton
on the Ord of Nov. The Democratic ma
jorit will be about 700,
Hon. c. P, Aimon, Democratic nominee
for the Legislature. has made splendid
speeches during the campaign. The Re-
publican nominees have failed to meet
TIE issues in joint discussion. They have
day and night appointments of their own
for this week
County Treasurer John w. Holloway Is
recovering from long spell Of fever.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1902-10-29

Home Discomforts-"No." grumbled the
husband in a spasm Of confidence to a
friend, 81 have no place at all for my
books The storage room is kept exclu-
sively for my wife" And what does she
do with it?'' 'Oh. she puts away those
things that are trihe too good to be
destroyed, yet scarcely good enough to
he of use brooklyn Late.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1902-10-29

In trade either you are afraid that the
won't cheat him.
The Black Hills union. [volume] (Rapid City, Pennington County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1889-1904, 1902-01-10

another Job. Then they kicked over the
Traces. While ne was engaged in a
Knock-Down Inc Drag-Out at Home,
they gave the Tax-Collectors a Lift
and started a Rough House.
They succeeded in ousting the Agents
Of Mr.. Bull and then they drew up Ar
ticles of Agreement and began to do
Business on their own Hook.
John was exceedingly vexed to lose a
large Piece of Land. 1t hurt his Pride,
also, to think that he, the Champion
Of the World, had been put away by a
Novice. But he was consoled by the
knowledge that tho new-fangled Con-
federation could not hold together very
long. John had inherited the Gift of
Prophecy. From the high ground Of
Experience he looked down at the little
Band OF home-spun B~ackWoodsmen
who were quarreling and tinkering over
the new kind of Government Machine.
They thought they were going to
achieve Results, but he, being a Wise
Student Of History, knew that their Eff
forts were Hopeless. So he put himself
on Record as saying that the Expert
ment was foredoomed to Failure. He
could see the Elements Of Discord with
half an Eye. He predicted that before
long the American Eagle would be
stuffed and exhibited in some European
Museum. The more he sized up this
struggling band Of noisy Agitators
along the Atlantic Sea-Board, the hot
ter it made him to think that he had
lost the Decision. He concluded that ne
must have been licked by q Fluke or
else somebody had Doped him. So he
began to figure on a Return Match.
Whenever he had an Opportunity he
tripped up the Young Republic or else
butted into 1t and asked Cant you
see where you're going?" He was look
ing forStrouble. Finally he got his
Wish. John had the disliked Relative
clinched for Round Two. John shot up
two or three struggling Towns and did
la little House-Burning, and the Rela-
tive had him marked in several Places,
when the Police interfered and 1t was
called q Draw. John went back home
with a Raw Oyster or his Eye and be-
gan to issue a revised set of Prophecies.
The Black Hills union. [volume] (Rapid City, Pennington County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1889-1904, 1902-01-10

throat, lungs and bronchial tubes, in fact,
no matter where located.
Sew people realize that most sick
nesses start from colds which develop
into different affections and finally be-
come chronic. settling often on the lungs
and frequently causing serious trouble
in the pelvic organs, while in women 1t
develops into diseases peculiar to the sex.
From my experience with Peruna l
have found it very etlcacious to cure
these diseases, and 1 recommend It,"
L. s. SMITH, NJ. D.
DR.. Mary Smith, Winfield, Ind, writes:
"a weak and sick woman must not
expect to bear we'll children. For over
81 years my efforts have been spent
among sick women especially, and
among all the remedies l have used,
none excel Peruna, and I believe that it
Is the best and safest medicine to give q
woman suffering from ovarian trouble,
Inflammation, and p~rofuse menstruation.
II would not be doing my duty as a
physician did 1 not advise its use. I
know by experience that Peruna cures
sick women, and I therefore gladly in
dorse it" DR.. MARY SMITH.
If you do not receive prompt and salts
factory results from the use Of Peruna,
write at once to DR.. Hartman, giving a
full statement Of your case, and he will
be pleased to give you his valuable adj
vice gratis.
Address DR.. Hartman. President of
The Hartman Sanitarium, Columbus. o.
The Black Hills union. [volume] (Rapid City, Pennington County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1889-1904, 1902-01-10
"a tho knoeker.

White's Sayings: A man who gets in
the habit OF suggesting Improvement In
somebody else's business, unless he Is In
that business, generally has work to do
quite near home.
The critical. man. II given authority,
soon either shows his -incompetency, be-
comes a hindrance. or Is a splendid help.
Two lance out of three hat he will go
to the bad.
IL one would spend half the. time one
has In doing ones own work as well as
possible, and the other half in finding a
way to do more work, one would gSt fat.
ter pay envelopes on pay night.
fSThere are farstoos few men In this world
who can suggest remedies for the faults
they discover-the man who can seldom
suggest q remedy Is q knocker.
The Black Hills union. [volume] (Rapid City, Pennington County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1889-1904, 1902-01-10
A Graterul a

Cox. Wis, Jan. 8.-With Kidney dis
ease SO bad that he could hardly walk
across the room for pain, Frank NJ.
Russell Of this place was a man great
Ily to be pitied.
He tired out with the slightest exer-
ton and in spite of all the doctors
could do for him he was growing grad
ually worse. He had tried many medi-
cines and treatments without benefit,
but recently he read in a newspaper
about Dodd's Kidney Pills and these
helped him irons the very first dose.
He took several boxes before he was
completely cured, but now he is well
and strong as over he was and feels
very grateful to Dodd's Kidney Pills
for his restoration to good nne::.:.i
The Black Hills union. [volume] (Rapid City, Pennington County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1889-1904, 1902-01-10

lar, n overheated their Horses and,
were only a few Degrees above Bar
barism.
Even when the lowly and uncultured
RELATIVES began to do John at all kinds
or international Contests and Athletic
Trials. he did not alter his Opinion. He
simply said that it vas Extraordinary
that a lot of emaciated Weaklings who
lived on Pie should be able to Skin the
Greatest People on Earth.
For he still pictured the American as
a lean and hungry invalid with a wisp
or chin Whisker, who manufactured
Wooden Nutmegs, and Whitfield and
said "B'gosh." But when the Yankee
wiped up a second class Monarchy with
one Hand behind him, John had to
admit that It had been lone almost as
cleverly as he, himself CT. b. could
have done it, and that was saying a
great lea. So he had a dream about
One Day there walked into his Office
a sl1ck-looking Citizen with a suit OF
Real Clothes, the same as they wear In
oxford Street, and a Pair Of Gloves
and a Stick and a Tall Hat.
WHO are you?" asked John Bull.
II am your long-lost American
Cousin" replied the Stranger. "I am
over here to let Cyclones be Cyclones.
ais to invade your markets, also to
purchase Standardization, West
minister Abbey and the Tower"
But where are our Chin Whiskers
and r~ed-topped Boots?" asked John.
II shed them several Years ago. Z
dropped In this Morning to pay what
I W you. BY the way, I learn that
you are having Troubles of your own.
Perhaps you would like to borrow a
few Billions"
Saying which he produced a Roll
that would have choked the Hoosao
Tunnel.
my Dear Relative" exclaimed John,
falling on his Neck, Blood is Thicker
than Water"
It should say it is," responded the
Yankee. 1T is thicker than Maple
Syrup"
MORAL: Modest Worth will get
there in Time. 4
The Black Hills union. [volume] (Rapid City, Pennington County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1889-1904, 1902-01-10
George AIDES Modern Fables}:
ODE Modern Fable Of a Discredited Relative and How He
Overcame the Prejudice.

He allowed that the new Republic
was in the Hands Of Corrupt Poll
t%lcians; that it was peopled by the
riff-raff Of all Creation; that the
Statesmen were bombastic Yawpers;
that the whole Shooting Match lacked
the Sterling Integrity and Moral
Grandeur with which he, himself q.
b., was SO b~ounteously supplied. For
every time that John B. threw a Brick
bat at some one else, he threw a
Bunch Of Violets al himself.
He sat back to await the inevitable
Smash-Up. But the crazy Machine, al
though it pounded and leaked steam
and made Strange Noises, continued to
worry along.
Occasionally one of John Bulls Fam
lily would come across the Sea to study
the Tree-Dwellers in the Interest of
Science. Usually it would be an Au-
thor. He would discover that 0
One Square Mile of Boston was dimly
touched by the Light of Civilization,
but in other Parts of the Country the
true English Pronunciation was seldom
heard.
Wherever the Author went. he would
be greeted with Acclaim and put into
the Spare Bedroom and fed on Chick
en- n serenaded by the Town Band.
He would go back and tell his Coun-
trymen all about the Typical Ameri-
CALL, WIZ was SAID 10 De d leah anu
sallow Individual, with a Billy-Goat
Tassel, who consumed vast quantities
of Plug Tobacco. and Dragged about
his Country in a nasal Jargon and
lived in a tumble-down Log Cabin at
the edge Of a Malarial Swamp. He
was supposed to be about the lowest
Grade of Caucasian and it was be-
lieved that the Chills-and-Fever would
soon exterminate the whole Species.
In Course of Time the new Settle
ment divided into two Factions and
began to Scrap over the Slavery Cues
ton. John Bull saw that his Prophecy
was to come true. 1t was the Begin
ming Of the End, and no Mistake. The
North and South We're locked in a
Death Struggle. John sharpened up his
Goose Quill and got his Fools-Cap Pa
per and prepared to hold an Inquest on
the Remains.
But after the two Sides had fought
themselves out Of Breath and into Debt,
they shook Hands and resumed Part
nership. The American Eagle, minus
The Black Hills union. [volume] (Rapid City, Pennington County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1889-1904, 1902-01-10
SWEDISH MILK POWDER.
A Soluble Essence With the Proper
ties of Fresh Milk. 4.

#NEE-r-aa--"
London Mail: Copenhagen-At the last
monthly meeting Of the Swedish Agricul-
tural society DR.. M. Eckenberg, a we'll
known chemist. made an important COM
munication which Is of great interest for
the dairy industry.
The professor has discovered that tho
substantial essence of milk can be re-
duced to a fine powder. If this powder be
dissolved in a certain quantity Of water
1t becomes again ordinary milk, with al!
Ira nutritiye qualities. its taste and smell.
Experiments with this milk powder were
entirely successful. and the discovery, as
Is Sc often the case, was a pure accident,
which has given the most extraordinary
results.
The milk powder, or flour. is rather like
ordinary flour, and can be packed in wood
or tins. or even in sacks or paper bags.
An American firm is also reported to
have made arrangements to sell milk
powder in Great Britain. English firms
are also now making 1t.
The Black Hills union. [volume] (Rapid City, Pennington County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1889-1904, 1902-01-10

edy. One short month has brought forth
a vast change and l now consider myself
q well man after months of suffering.
yellow sufferers. Peruna will cure YOU"
DIR. LLEWELLYN JORDAN.
Geo. g. Hayener, NJ. D., Of Anacostia,
ID. c.. writes:
The Peruna Medicine Co, Columbus, O.:
Gentlemen-"In my practice l have had
occasion to frequently prescribe your val
uable medicine, and have found its use
beneficial, especially In cases Of catarrh."
GEORGE G. HAVENER, NJ. D.
DR.. L. S. Smith. Of Williston, Fla,
writes:
4 have found Peruna n most valuable
remedy for chronic catarrh of the head,
The Black Hills union. [volume] (Rapid City, Pennington County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1889-1904, 1902-01-10
Hna NnnvEs AND HEB HATS.
A wxiter who Think That Woman'i
neadgenr Il Too Heavy.

New York Sun: A writer In a medi.
cal journal has lately advanced the
theory that women's heavy hats are
responsible for women's jangling nerve
and proverbial quick temper.
The popular impression has been that
the man who paid for the hats was the
one whose temper suffered; but II
seems that large hats weigh too heav.
lily upon the fragile feminine craniun
and affect the blood vessels and nerves
and through them the brain.
Moreover, according to the written
effort to keep large and heavy hiatt
at the right angle imposes a parloua
strain upon h nerves OF the Wearers
The theory Is advanced in all serious.
ness. but the chances are that It viii
not Induce any normal woman to cut
off her hat supply.
The Black Hills union. [volume] (Rapid City, Pennington County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1889-1904, 1902-01-10

John sized them up as a Cheap Lot,
although he had nc particular Objec-'
ton to an Heiress who was willing
to pay the Market Price for a Title.
But the Men got OF his Nerves. They
had made the unfortunate Mistake of
not being Englishmen. Besides, they,
had a Peculiar Accent, and manufac-'
tured Shoddy Goods, and catered to-
the Irish Vote, and said II guess" in,
stead Of II dare say" and drank Iced
Water, n pursued the Almighty Dol
The Black Hills union. [volume] (Rapid City, Pennington County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1889-1904, 1902-01-10

Once there was an assertive Char
acter known as John Bull, who roamed
over the Face of the Eearth, stalking
out Claims! At one Time he had quite
a Patch of Territory in what was
known as the New World. This Terri
tory was sparsely populated by a num-
Der Of Johns Relations who had tired
Of Home Cooking. From time to time
they claimed that they were not getting
a Fair Shake. They very foxily waited
until John had both Hands busy with
The Black Hills union. [volume] (Rapid City, Pennington County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1889-1904, 1902-01-10

HIIllueT OIL ". ..
Treasury Depart
ment, graduate of
Columbia o l.
lege, and who
served t h G
years at West
Point, has the
following to say
of Peruna:
ALLOW me to
express my graft
tude to you for
the benefit de-
rived from your
The Black Hills union. [volume] (Rapid City, Pennington County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1889-1904, 1902-01-10
No "a" ln coloneI.

Chicago Tribune: Colonel Hank.
thunder-Its funny how you nawthe's
people a .idear." There's no ..ahs
in idea"
Northerner-That cuts&no figure
There Is no ..r', In colonel. and yet va
all call 1t .ournel."
Colonel Hankthunder-No. sub! b,
Jawge, 7 don't.
The Black Hills union. [volume] (Rapid City, Pennington County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1889-1904, 1902-01-10
He Didn't Look IL.

Chicago Post: "Be good and you VIII
be happy quoted her mother.
SIS Deacon Snibbins goed2" asked tho
little one, referring to a particularly
solemn nefghbor.
why, yes, dear; Of course her
good answered the mother,
well he hal o funny way OF show
ing his happiness. vas the unexpectes
comment
The Black Hills union. [volume] (Rapid City, Pennington County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1889-1904, 1902-01-10

It requires no experience to dye with
PUTNAM FADELDSS DYES. Simply
boiling your goods In the dye is all
that's necessary. Sold by. druggists.
The Black Hills union. [volume] (Rapid City, Pennington County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1889-1904, 1902-01-10
ApproprIate Color.

Pittsburg Chrnnicle-Telegraph: 1.-THE
British government has issued a blue
book giving the losses and expenses Of
the Boer war;
nWell, I should think that really
would be a blue book"
The Black Hills union. [volume] (Rapid City, Pennington County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1889-1904, 1902-01-10

The st. Lawrence river Is only 7T5
miles long, but lie the lake system be
also taken into account its total length
will exceed 2.0o0 miles.
The Black Hills union. [volume] (Rapid City, Pennington County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1889-1904, 1902-01-10

ETC Permanently Cured. fonts or nervousness after
TIN first days uso OF DR.. Kline,S Great Nerve Ro.
atorer. Send tori ZEE ee 90 trial bottle and Treatise
The Black Hills union. [volume] (Rapid City, Pennington County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1889-1904, 1902-01-10

Don't forget a large 2-oz. package Red
Gross Ball Blue. only s cents. The Russ
company, South Bend. Ind. !
The Black Hills union. [volume] (Rapid City, Pennington County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1889-1904, 1902-01-10
Rt,de.,

Detroit Free Press: When the lecturer
made q grammatical error 1t brought
down the house, said Miss Gurley.E
II donst think the house had been we'll
brought vi" commented Mrs Gnrley.
grayelx.
The Black Hills union. [volume] (Rapid City, Pennington County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1889-1904, 1902-01-10
He Certainly Bid.

T0nkersS Observation-Disclosures. sent
a postal card to Will last week and
forgot to put his name or address on 1t.
Patrice-Really3
Yes. he must have thought me-
stupid when he got IT.,
The Black Hills union. [volume] (Rapid City, Pennington County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1889-1904, 1902-01-10

Medical Examiner U. s. Treasury.
DIR. Llewellyn Jordan, Medical Elk
The Black Hills union. [volume] (Rapid City, Pennington County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1889-1904, 1902-01-10

a few Tail-Feathers, nee more got
back on his Perch and squawked De-
fiance at the World.
After this local Unpleasantness, John
began to see more Of his former Rela-
tives. They came over as Tourists, and
those who deposited Money at the Office
were permitted to lodge at the Hotels.
The Black Hills union. [volume] (Rapid City, Pennington County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1889-1904, 1902-01-10
CD. CHAMBERLIN, ME-.
OF WAShiNGTOM,D.C.

{. b. Chamberin, M. d, writes from I4h and P. SITS, Washington, &C:
"Many cases have come under my observation, where Peruna
I has benefited and cured. Therefore, I cteerfuHy recommend
: 1t for cafarrh and q general toriC.".-C. B. CHAMBERLM M. D.