The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1902-03-27


was your maid at the timer Lady In
, my boudoir arranging my hair. Law
yer And were you there alsoi Lady
Indignantly sir.-ch.cago Jourlni.
The Chicago Man Well what did you
think OF New York; The Colorado
Man- Thought 1t Was mining lown
when frsI struck IL. Somebody was
digging in nearly every street On
kers Statesman.
Matinee girls note: II must see you
at any cost. Actors answer. All
right. buy ticket Tor our neat per
formance "-Ex.
The exact place: Teacher-James
you may tell where the Declaration
OF Independence WAS signed james
Please. INA am. AT the bottom.-in-
dianapolls News.
Have you made any progress with
your new noveif' asked his friend.
j oh. yes" said the busting young
+ author. I've selected a name and a
press agent brooklyn Life.
+ choily- Seen Mashaw since be came
FROM Parish Dolly No. dean by.
, Wbyf choliy-oh. Why since his stay
there be picks his teeth With quite
French accent. don't y know.-Ex.
one OF many: Mr. Gillis Surely.
Miss Gray. you haNeni forgotten ale
already Why. ! proposed 10 you al
the sea shore last summer. Nlss Gray
tinneh puzziedi-can you recall some
other incldentf-Judge.
French Professor An. yes. nadsiBoi
selle. you spick &c French Nl2ouI le
least accent Alias Breezy Zeal kind
OF you 10 say 80. but DO really: oh.
yes. Zat ess. wlzont re .east FreDca
accent Philadelphia Press.
"isnorancv." remarked young BoFem
they say. il Bliss .oh. that prooa.
bl. accounts for it, rsJolned Miss Cot
ging. Accounts for whatf' qu.r.eJ /
tie youth. The coDtenied and Lapgy 1
look you usually wear she replied
Chicago News
-Do unto others as you would have
others do unto you sa.d Markley 4
- hats the golden rule aud believe
In II. too Don't your Well. replied
isofroughs. N did I'd be offering TO
lend you ten dollars this Minute
Philadelphia Press.
Turning the question: flnuesan-
Thin trusts ~ tie ruin AZ cur country.
Trusts TO the nation. IL loike y bile on
a mons solde Trusts ls-- Pagan
i'hwat's the use talkin'l Why don't
yrx put a poulilee on the bile. an let
her break = Politician.
Isilklns suffering from a heavy coldi
= net forty i've different aequaiui.
ances ,hls morning, aud just forty four
" them told mr Of some cure tor a
,oid. Wife Didn't the forty ofrer
my sdsicsi iBllkins- Nc. be had cold
himself Ssw York Weekly.
What naAcs you run your articles
lcroNk two columns Instead Of the :
Usual ways- Because. answered the
-iltor. Il am a truthful man. aud :
ipsife my conscience 10 bc at perfect
'ase when ! assert tina, my paper is
s. dciy read - Washington star
As a man aud bis wife were passan.
school. a dying SNOW bali hii the wife '
4 bis bosom In the neck lie was en.
aged. aud justly. aud turniug 10 the
rhoolhoyk. shaking his DIST Ia anger.
e cried. ITS lucky for YOU, you ras "
ais. that you didn't hi, me. Tit Bits
How can you plough straight fur. n
1wS over such an enormous coruteid 4
\ thisf" asked the Englishman. who
nd never been 10 Kansas before
That's easy" said the native we Il
pillow the parallels Of latitude and the -
erdlans Of longitude Chicago Trib
nc.
TOO bad about the Subhubs. They =.
ere going to have q big celebration /,
81 night. inviting all their neigbbors /,
dinner. hut their cook heard what :.
le celebration was for. and she left j;
What was II forr' lin honor Of The !.
Jet that she had been with them ~
hole month. philadelphia Press
yes" said the Fairy Prince. you
ny have whatever you want for ~
hrlstnsx prcsent." Il viii choose" ps
ia the Fortunate Person. "eitler n
lie or an automobile" How fool
h. exclaimed the Fairy Prince
Why do you not select something that n'
N can manager Baltimore Amcri. -
n. A.
Nrs. winks-W Why In the world didn't
u write TO me while you were nwnyf
n Minka-I did write Mrs Winks
rhen presume you gave the letter 10
ur husband 10 mail and he Is still
rrying Il around In his pocket. Mrs
nks- No posted the letter myself
=. Wlnks-Ah then II is my bus
nd's pocket. New York Weekly.
rat was old Krankey kicking abouii Il