Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1902-07-31
%WY ~ HATS goin' on this week
~X/ in tn pa-pers?" asked
wv Mr.. Hennessy.
s'Ivrything," said Mr..

'Ivrything," said Mr.
DooIey. It's been a turbylint week. /
can hardly sleep Nv nights thinkin' ~
tn doin's Nv people. TIL campinily at
at Venice has fallen down. Twas built
in 1904 be tn Beezantiuns ap raystoreo
in 1402 be tn Dogs. 1t fell down De-
cause tn foundations was weak, De-
cause tn wind blew, because tn beau
tiful figure Nv tn golden angel on top
Nv 1t was fifteen feet high. 1t viii be
rebuilt or maybe not. Tn king OF ltaly
has given thirty-three billion hars 10
put II up again an siv'ral ladin' Amert-
can architects have offered to do tn
Job, maxim an office buildin' Nv 1t.
Tn campinily was wan Nv tn proudest
monymints Nv Italy an was used as
bell-tower at times an at other times
as q gazabo where amy American cud
take peek at tn gran canal an COM
pare It with tn Erie, tn Pannyma an
tn drainage Nv tn same name.
eth king Nv England is betther. He's
of in his yacht, So ar-re Lakings Ire
YES, Smith. Barlow, Jones, Casey, LIS
ter, thank Hiven! A hard life - SCI
ence. He will go on with tn cawrna-
ton as soon as tn basting threads Is
taken out. tn Hon'rable Joseph
Choate is raycoverin' more slowly. He
etill sobs cas'nally In his sleep an
has ordhered all tn undher sicretieS
TO have their vermyform appindixeS
raymoved as token Nv rayspict 8'r tn
sthrfcken nation. TIL Hon'rable
Whitelaw Reid is havin' a cast Nv his
knee breeches made which will be ex-
hibited in New York durin' tn CONS
in winter.
Me friend, J. Pierpont Morgan, has
been talSin dinner with tn Impror
Willum. 1t is undhersftud he will pre-
stint him to tn METROPOLITAN Museum.
Nv Art. There are said to be worse
there.
Lord salisberry has thrun up his
Job. Lord Salisberry was wan Nv tn
, grandest an mos SUCCESSFUL states
men Nv modhern times. He niver did
anything. He Is succeeded be his
nevvew, Misther Balfour, II ! get tn
name right, who has done less. II Is
EXPECTED that Mistner Balfour will
have a good time. On rayceivin' tn
CONGRATULATIONS Nv his colleague, Mis-
Their Chamberlain. he bought himsif
rayvolver an took out a policy on
his life.
"a lady down east woke her husband
UP to tell him there was burglar in
tn house. tn foolish woman.
They'se always burglars In tn house.
That's what burglars are for an
houses. Instead Nv argyin' tn pint In
a loud voice, coughin' an gtvin' tn
burglar a chance to lave with dignity,
this man got up an was kilt. Now
tn pa-apers with tn assistance Nv tn
officers iv tn law has discovered that
tn lady took a boat ride with gin
tleman friend In tn summer Nv sixty
two, that she wanst quarraled with her
husband about tn price Nv a hat. that
wan iv her lower teeth is plugged, that
she wears O switch an that she weeps
whin she sees her children. They'se
a moral in this. It's ayether don't
wake a man up out iv sound sleep.
or don't get out Nv bed till We have to,
or don't bother a burglar whin ye see
he's busy, or kill tn iditor. don't
know which 1t is.
"Willum Jennings Bryan Is readin'
me friend Grover Cleveland out iv tn
party. He's usin' tn Commoner to
read him out. That's a sure way.
Mary McLane has been in town.
I didn't see her. me place not bein'
a raysort FIR tn young an yearin' an
especially me duckin' all lithry ladies
Nv WHATEVER sex. Mary Lane is tn
author Nv a book called: 'Whin I am
older I'll know betther.' Ye ought to
read 1t, Hinnissy.
9TH Newport season is opened with
great gayety an tn aim Nv ray
turnin' husbands is much more sure.
"Gn'ral Bragg firm up in WILSON,
sin has been gettin' into trouble with
our naughty allies, tn Cubians; he
writin' home to his wife that We might
as we'll thry to make a whistle out iv
a pigs tail as a dacint man out iv
a Cuban. Gin'ral Bragg will. be
bounced an he ought to be. He don't
belong in pollytics. His place is idi-
tor Nv a lostn' newspaper.
"Gov'nor Taft has been in Rome
shown tn wurruld how SUCCESSFUL,
straightforward. downright, outspo-
ken, manly, frank, fourteen ounces to
tn pound American business dalings
can be- again tn WORKOUT diplomacy
Nv tn papal coort. Whin last heerd
firm, this astoot an able man, backed
UP be tn advice Nv Elihoo Root iv York
state. was maxim his way tow'rd Ma
Mia on foot an siv'ral Numbers in tn
colledge Nv cardinals was heerd to re-
greet that American statesmen were so
thin they cudden't find anything to
fit thin in his thrunk.
Cholera is ragin' in tn Philippians
vice Gin'ral Jake Smith, raymoved.
9TH stock market is boomin' an bus
mess has become so dull elsewhere
that some Nv tn best known outside
operators ar-re obliged to increase tn
depth Nv tn goold coatin' on tn brick
to nearly an inch.
9TH capital iv tn nation has ray
y,aovad m Evasfhar Paw a city On tn