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The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1902-03-25
lSENBERG TO
SUCCEED AULD
Doings Of the Executive Coun.
Gil at Yesterdays
Meeting.

At a meeting of the Executive Coun-
Gil yesterday morning Governor Dole
announced the appointment of Paul r.
Isenberg as a member of the Board of
Health. to succeed William Aud. de-
ceased. A commission was issued to
Mr.. Isenberg last evening.
The Governor also appointed Mars
ton Campbell upon his staff and he will
be detailed as engineering officer for
the National Guard.
George Hons asked the council that
the band be sent to Maui, at the time
of the opening of the X. of p. hall at
Wailuku. No action was taken upon
the request.
The proposed exchange Of property
with John T. Baker OF Hilo. the gov
eminent to receive land for the widen
ing OF Bridge street. was favorably
considered.
The council refused to allow a renew
al of st. c. Sayres' liquor license for a
new place on Hustace street. but he
will he allowed n renewal at the pres
ent location. Wong Yung was granted
a retail license at wailuku. The high
sheriff reported against the applica-
ton of l.. B. Maynard for a license at
and it was refused.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1902-03-25
CLUB FOR
YOUNG MEN
To Be Conducted
Like Pacific
Club.

Honolulu is to have another gentle
mans club conducted on generally the
order Of the Pacific Club. The list of
names is being made up and a meeting
will probably be held next Saturday
evening at a time and place to be des-
ignated later. Those who have broach-
ed the proposition among the young
men OF the city have met with favor
able reception, and 1t is believed that a
charter membership Of not less than
$50 will be ready at the time when the
club is organized.
1t is proposed to have a club equal
to the Pacific Club, but composed of
the younger element OF the city. The
club will own it's own site and build
ing and it's conduct will be dignifitd.
and meant to give it's members social
enjoyments TO be found in any we'll or
ganiZed club.
The Pacific Club has for it's member
ship mostly men in the prime of life
and past, although there is a sprinkling
OF young men. In most clubs the older
men and the younger ones seldom har-
monize. and for that reason the young
er men OF Honolulu feel that their
chances for obtaining entrance to the
PACING CLUB are small indeed. Inc
charge has also been made by many
persons of social standing here that
the young men of Honolulu are
of a class that is not responsible
for it's actions after business hours.
Such young men as feel the need
of explanations point to the fact
that there is no place for them for
social recreation except when they fire.
quent the buffets of the hotels, the
card and wine rooms, features which
are not always to their own liking. The
only solution to the question was to or
ganiZe a club.
That such a club will be formed is
apparent from the names of the young
men who have already allowed their
names to be placed upon the lists. They
are people of business, attorneys and
bank and mercantile clerks, and much
care has been used by those who have
carried the matter on to its present
proportions to seek only those who are
able to respond to the call for dues and
assessments and whose social qualities
are such as will make them valuable
to the club.
Prince David and Prince Cupid are
earnest supporters of the proposition, |
and will aid largely in having it organ |
lied.
The location for the club building is |
not fixed, but it will be central, and
care will be taken that it Will be in a |
place where it's surroundings will be |
of the best.
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DICKENS AT
THE Y. W. {. A.

The initial lecture of a series on THE
Environment of Dickens and His
Works." which was to have been given
last evening by Mrs. w. c.. Rogers at
the Y. w. C. a. rooms, was postponed
owing to the inclemency of the wealth
er. and will be given later. The pro-
gram of the series as prepared, includ-
ing that intended for last might, is as
follows:
March 24-Scenes and circumstances
of his early life. Read David Copper
field.
March 31-His earlier works. Read
Sketches by Boz and Pickwick Papers
April 7-Scenes of his historical
works. Read Barnaby Ridge and
Tales of Two Cities
April 1.-THE HOMES of his child
characters. Such as Little Nell, Paul
Dombey. Little Dorritt
April 21-The works of his later years.
April 2S-Gad's Hill and Westminster
Abbey.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1902-03-25

The German Kriegerbund. of New
York, will give medals to all the SAIL
ors on the Hohenzollern.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1902-03-25

The old entrance gates TO Hampton
Court Palace, which have been pulled
down, may be bought by Americans.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1902-03-25
THIS DAY.
Auction Sale
General Merchandise
ON TUESDAY, MARCH 25,
AT 10 O'CLOCK A M

AT my salesroom, 65 Queen street, I
will sell at Public Auction the follow
ing New Goods: Tailor Goods, Caps,
Straw Hats, Assorted Felt Hats, En-
broideries, insertions, Otis Greeks, UNI
brellas, Bathing Suits, Athletic Suits.
Cotton Trimmings, Amoskeags Stripes,
Neckties, Suits of Clothes, Linen Hand
kerchiefs, Lisle Gloves. Mems under
garments, Stirrups. Saddle Girths,
Vases. Guitar, Bronze Statue. etc, etc.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1902-03-25
THIS DAY.
auction Sale
Household Furniture
ON TUESDAY, MARCH 25,

AT 10 O'CLOCK a. NJ.
At my salesroom, 65 Queen street, 1
will sell at Public Auction an assert
ment Of Household furniture consisting
of wooden beds, iron beds, springs,
mattresses, pillows, table linen, cane
settees, chairs and rockers, folding
lounge. ice box, wood stove, oil stove.
new rugs. etc, etc.
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he had TO return to Illinois. where the
crude Yokels shave every Saturday Night
and put Butter on their Bread.
He showed up on the Prairie with a
Mardi-GraS Costume, considerable Dan
druff and four bum Sketches. Father
looked him over and went for the AK,
but Mother talked him out of il.
One Year in the Home of Art had
weaned Alec away from the Simple Joys
of the Middle West. He was all the time
hollering because he could not get Garlic
IN his Food. He wore d Velveteen Coat
and smoked Fumigato Cigarettes and read
French Novels. Alec didn't know who
was President of the Country or Cover
norHof the State, and he did not wish to
bother about il.
America simply amused him.
In the meantime Father had to put up.
mercial Spirit. His principal OCCUPATION
was wishing himself back in Paree. and
nearly everybody hoped he would get his
Wish
Once the Directory Man asked Alec's
Father for some Information
What is your SOM" asked the Drec-
tory Nan.
You can search me- replied the unfor-
tunate Patriarch He does everything
that a Painter does. except Paint He
don't want to be called an American. and
Yet | can't label him French, having no
Grudge against France. He's a mixture
of Partisan, Sucker, Expatriate Four
Flush and Free Luneher. which makes
him, as near as l can figure il. Yellow
Mongrel-''
MORAL: To a benighted People the
Latin Quarter looks like Thirty Cents.
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Not a Card Sharp.


A cautious American travelling from
Paris 10 Nice found a stranger in the
compartment in which he had secured a
berth
Are you Mr.. ~" said the stranger.
The American in surprise answered af-
Tentatively.
''Har' said the stranger. Y inquired
at the booking office who was to be my
travelling companion.
The American realized that this was
no ordinary man. and soon found himself
almost hypnOtized By the strangers COM
mandIng eve
When the man proposed cards, the
American suspected that he was a pro-
fessional gambler. He made many ex-
cuSes, finally saying that he cared for
suggested.
IAN right" was the discomforting re
ply; we Il play anything you like"
When the American mentioned an OBJ
seHre Frenen game, which ne heped the
other would not know, and found his sug-
gestion taken up eagerly, he was more
than ever suspicious.
But asked the American do you
know how TO play it2''
NO" was the reply, but you can teach
The American now had little doubt that
the man was a card expert, looking for
victim, but as no suggestion Of high
stakes was made, he concluded to venture,
and after some hours playing had seen
nothing on the part of his fellow pas
senger that looked ike eheat ting.
But when next morning his companion
suggested that they play again TO while
away the time, the American grew sus-
picious again and pleaded a headache.
When they entered the station at
Nice Ine man handed the American his
card II bore the name of LoI Russell
Of hillowen, lord chief justice of Eng
land.
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The Bible in Scotch.


The Bible rendered into braid Scots"
is the latest crime in translation far sur
passing the horrors of even the. phonetic
Bible and the modern English version.
The criminal in this case is a Canadian
with the unauspicious name of William
Wye Smith In an Introduction he makes
his apology for thinking such an OffenSe
desirable: And thar are hantle O folk
and l meet them a'-gate-wha dinna
speak Scots theirsels, but are keen 10
hear It, and like TO read il. And thar is
anither consideration-the Scots tongue is
no gettin' extendit, and some folk think
il may be tint a the either or lang" OF
the translation itself the following pass
ages from the twelfth chapter of Revela-
tions will give fair idea: And the yirth
helpit tn wumman; and the yirth open
her mOu' and swallowed up the spate
that the dragon belcned forth frae his
moOth. And the dragon was fu' O. wrath
again the Wumman, and he gaed ava 10
max war wi the lave of her BARNS thae
/ that war keepin' the commauns o Jesus
This is something almost as audacious as
the attempt to make Shakespeare out as
Bacon
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Mind We, Hinnissy, we don't have
this kind iv interta inmint ivry night
No, indeed. Sometimes we ask horse
in to supper. But gin'rally we lade
life iv quite and iligant luxury. Wud
We like line on me daily routine? Well,
in tn mornin' little spin in me fifty
horse power Suffer little-childher,' in
tn AFTERNOON a whirl over tn green
wathers iv tn bay in me goold-an'-
ivory yacht in tn avenin' dinner with
a monkey or something akelly as good,
at night a few leads out iv tn wrong
hand, some hasty wurruds an so 70
bed. Such is tn spoortin' life in Rhode
Island, tn home iv Roger Williams an
others not so much. 1t grows tiresome
afther awhile. 1 confess to We, Aiger-
non Hinnissy, that belure tn monkey
was inthrajooced, 1 vas sufferin' fir
what Hogan calls OnWee, which is tn
same thing as ingrowin' money. I had
got tired iv putin new storeys on me
cottage an ridin' UP in tn ilivator fr' m
tn settin' room on tn eighth ffure to
tn dinin' room on tn twinty- ninth
didn't care about ayether thrap-shoot-
in or autymobilin' I felt like giVin' a
cawrnation dinner to tn poor iv tn
village an feedin' thin me polo ponies,
I didn't care whether tn champagne
bar'ls was kept iced, whether tn yacht
was as long as tn wan ownded be tn
Ginger Snap king mex dure, whether L
had three or tin millyon dollars in me
pants pocket in tn mornin', or whether
tn Poles in tn coal mine was sthrik
in f'r wan dollar an forty-siven or
wan dollar an forty-eight cints day.
I was tired iv ivrything. Life had me
be tn throat, tn black dog was on me
back. I felt like suicide or wurruk.
Thin come tn bright idee iv me young
frind an tn monkey saved me- He
give me something to live FIR. Perhaps
we. too. may be monkeys some day an
be amusin' We don't talk half as loud
or look half as foolish or get dhrunk
half as quick. but give US a chanst.
We're a young couple an tn monkeys
is an old. old race. They've been New
portin' FIR cinchries. Sure, that OF
la-ad who said man was DESCENDED fir m
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monkeys knew what he was talkin'
about. Descended, but how far?
Now, don't go gettin' cross about tn
rich, Hinnissy- Put up that dinny-
mite. Don't excite ye'ersilf about us
folks in Newport. It's always been tn
same way, Father Kelly tells me- Says
he: If a man is wise, he gets rich an
if he gets rich, ne gets foolish, or his
wife does. That's what keeps tn money
movin' around. What comes in at tn
ticker goes out at tn, wine agent
Friver an liver people have been get
tin rich, goin' down to some kind iv a
Newport, maxim monkeys Nv thimsilves
an goin' back to tn jungle. IT'S a
steady PROCESSION Aisy come, lazy go.
In ivry little hamlet in this broad land,
there S some man with 81. bread jaw an
tn encouragement- iy a good woman,
maxim ready to shove some other man
off his steam yacht. AT this very min
yit whin L speak, me frind Jawn Gates
has his eye on Hankerbilk's house. He
wud swing a hammock in tn woodshed
this year, but mex he may have his
feet UP on tn bannister iv tn front
stOop. Whin a captain iv Industry
stops dhrinkin' at tn bar. he's near his
finish If he amt caught in his own
person, tn constable will get to his
family. Ye read about tn union iv two
great fortunes. A dollar meets an
other dollar, they are congenial, have
similar tastes, an nanny mutual
frinds. They are marrid an bring up
a family iv pennies, dimes, thirty
cintses, an countherfeits. An afther
awhile, tn family passes out iv Grey
Iation. That's tn histhry iv it, says
Father Kelly. AM says he, I'm glad
there is a Newport he says. It's tn
exhaust pipe he says. Without it we
might blow up he says. It's tn hole
in tn top iv tn kettle he says. /
wish it was bigger, he says"
"Oh. WE'LL" said Mr.. Hennessy, 1--WE
are as tn Lord made us"
No" said Mr.. Dooley, lave US be
fair. Lave US take some iv tn blame
Ourselves
Copyright, 1902, by Robert Howard
Russell.)
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go
@lM

Ter Class, no matter what Game he
lacked When he swung at a Golf Ball
ne usually hit himself in the Ankle. Ia
SAILING a Boat he did not know a Sheet
from sail He ducked all kinds o. Ath-
letlc sports In Company he became
balled up and often had to be Rescued.
lie was no Ring Performer and he knew
II Therefore, to avoid making too many
Breaks ne would go 10 the Blonde and
e0nlldentlally ask her to be his True
tnend and steer him through the Shoals
Number One would be out on the Links
nafnfnerlng away 10 win a 81 Cup. but
Number Two would remain under Cover
ana complain OF feeling a trifIe Knocked
Gut and permit the Blonde 10 put Cold
coins on his Head. Then he would give
her a couple of those long yearnfng Looks
and tell her that no one else had ever
Deen quite 50 Coed to him.
NUMBER One was trying 10 demonstrate
Inat he was a Deuce OF a Fellow and
NUMBER Two was trying TO convince her
thaL she was an Ace of a Girl.
W hen both of them had come to Tow.
sne dld not hesitate for any great length
Of Time
That poor Boy needs a bright and
Clever Woman TO take care of him" said
sne- He has learned TO depend upon
me ana it would be Cruel TO turn him
Adrift''
Number Two won by a City Block.
MORAL: Star Her and she will dis
cover your Good Points
copy right, 1872, by Robert Howard
RuSSeiil
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backwards. He had a collection of Has
letters that made Joe Miller seem com
paratively Recent. and ne worked them
off every time they had Company, but
not ut any other Time.
Her Sense of HumOr seemed to evap-
crate after she had heard some 1900 shine
Catches told in parlor Dialect.
The storytelling Man dies like an Out
cast if he is cut out Of his usual Stunts
In order that the conversation might
not lag she began TO iii in by telling
him what she thought of him
At present his only happy Moments
come when they have Friends to Dinner.
She does not dare to choke him off and
there is q tall Bouquet on the center OF
the Table. SO that he cannot see her Face.
MORAL: Only very appreciative Wo-
man enjoys one after hearing il 500 times.
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millionaire who got into sciety las
year be dyin' his hair green an givin'
a dinner at which all tn guests ray
ceived a lumber mill as sooveneers, has
returned suddenly firm tn west an
his house party is over.
." Little Aigrette Vandycooker has a
tooth, her elder sister a markess, an
her mother SEPARATION.
'Misther an Mrs. Roger Smither-
son an frind ar-re spindin' tn sum-
mer at frind's house
But wait a minnyit. Where's tn
thing / was lookin' FIR? All, here is is:
Viewpoints Monkey Party Lave me
read about il to you. All Newport is
talkin' about tn latest jest iv Misther
Wallie Wiaper. tn cillybrated cut-uD
iv tn colony While he (Misther W.
was visitin tn sixty-two thOusan'
horsepower steam yacht Fond Father"
belongin' to a frind, he CMisther WI
was much amused be tn antics iv a
monkey ownded be tn host He (Mis-
ther W.) took him 9TH monkey ashore
an havin' injooced a tailor to carve
him (Afisther W.) a dhress suit FIR him
9th monkey, invited him 9TH mon
key home an asst in a number Nv tn
mos fash nable New York people out
side iv South Dakota to meet him 9TH
monkey. Tn intertainmint was
gorgeous SUCCESS. he 9TH monkey get
tin loaded befure amy iv thin 9TH
guests). He (Misther WD dhrunk
toasts with him 9TH monkey with tn
raysult that he 9TH monkey behaved
like a gintleman, ogled tn ladies.
screamed at tn top iv his voice, spilled
tn food OF his chest an fin'lly whit TO
sleep with his head in tn eyesther
stew He 9TH monkey was put to bed
with his boots on an tn guests who
had been CONFUSED with merriment,
voted tn performance tn mos success
full joke iv tn gr-reatest wit Newport
has projoOced since tn little Steene-
want boy set fire TO tn butler. They
thought tn monkey particularly comic.
TIL monkey was too dhrunk to say
what he thought iv thin. but it is
believed ne will stay here where he
has frinds'
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wore a Girth. He was built ike an OK
and asked People to feel of him. for he
was as hard as Nails If any Argument
came up on the Veranda. or at the Dinner
Table he made the others look like Rab-
bits, for he was Posted and was very
handy with the Sub-MaXillary He wore
self and no one could tell him where to
get off. InasmUch as ne was a big.
husky Good-Looker, with all the Manly
Accomplishments he had a Panel Picture
of himself leading Miss Blonde INTO a
Fiat.
Number Two belonged in the sub-Duf-
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Ill
The One of the Patient Toiler Who
Got it in the Usual Place.

n nee there was an Office EmplOye
VI with coPy-Book Education,
he believed il was his Duty 10
learn to Labor and Wait
He read Pamphlets and Magazine Ar
ticles on Success and how TO make 1t q
Cinch. He knew that if he made no
Changes and never beefed for more Sal
ary. but Just buckled down and put in
Extra Time and pulled for the House he
would Arrive in time
The Faithful Worker wanted to be De-
partment. Manager The Hours We're short
and the Salary large and the Work easy
He pegged on for many Moons. keeping
his Eve on that Roll-Top Desk, for the
Manager was getting into the Has-Been
Division and he knew there would be a
Vacancy
At last the House gave the old Man
ager the Privilege of retiring and living
on whatever he had saved
All this is where Humble Merit gets
its Reward said the Patient Toiler- I
can see myself counting Money
That very Day the Main Gazooks led
into the Office one of the handsoTnest
Tennis Players that ever worked on Long
Island and introduced him all around as
the new Department Manager
Il shall expect you 10 tell Archibald
all about the business, said the Main
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AMERICAN COINAGE.
The History of Inscriptions on United
States Money.
New York Times.)


New York Times.)
Said a coin collector, whose fad is
early American coins: Il am reminded
by the recent publication in the Times
Magazine of the mystery of the 1904
dollar, of many curious facts about an
early coinage which are very little
known outside of numismatic circles.
For instance how many know that the
words Z Pluribus Unum,' which have
appeared on various United States
coins and are on the standard silver
dollar and the nickel scent piece of
today. were never authorized by law
to be SO placed? Very few, and yet no
doubt. as many know it as know that
the later motto, In God We Trust,
which appears on all the minor United
States coins, was likewise originally
stamped on them without authority
from the government.
The motto E Pluribus Unum' first
appeared on an American coin in 1856.
| There was no United States mint then,
/ and in fact, no United States, the con-
/ stitution forming the Union not having
! as vet been adopted. There was pri-
vate mint at Newburg, n. Y, and E
/ Pluribus Unum' was first placed on a
| copper coin struck at that mint Very
: few collections have specimens of this
coin. 1t is very valuable.
In 1857 a New York goldsmith coined
a piece of money which was known as
the SIG gold piece. and upon it the
motto was stamped in this form:
| 'Unum Z Pluribus.' Only four of these
coins are dnOwn TO be in existence.
/ They are valued at more than s.. O00
each. New Jersey issued various cop
per coins in 1857 with the motto
stamped upon them A great many
/ of our early coins, before there was any
legal authority for national coinage,
We're made in England Most Of these
| We're copper, and We're coined for diff
ferent states, and all bore the words
| Il Pluribus Unum.
1.-The United States mint was estab-
lshed in 1872. but the use Of the ma
tional motto on any of the gold, silver
or copper coins was not authorized or
directed by any of the provisions OF
the act establishing it The motto re-
manned on our early gold and silver
coins until 1884. when it was omitted
from the gold coins. In 1886 it was
omitted from the 25-cent pieces, and in
1887 from all silver coins. It was not
stamped on any coin again until il
appeared en- the nickel and the stand
ard silver dollar
The words In God We Trust were
first placed on the 2-cent piece, which
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I/ A BOUT this time ivry year"
- n said Mr.. Dooley. 81 go to
"a Newport FIR tn summer"
"Ye go where?" asked
III. Hennessy.
Il go to Newport" said Mr.. Dooley
calmly. in tn pa-arers. Newport's
always there. I may not find amy
thing about tn fire at tn
yards or tn war in tn Phil
poems, but if Mrs. Rasher opens
can Nv salmon Or pounds tn top off
an egg. it's down in black an white
be tn fearless hands iv tn iditor. Ills
g great JOY bein' iithry an KNOWN
bow toIead. TIL air is hot in Ar-rchey
Road: ye can see it. II looks an feels
Ike no; soup with people fioatin'
around in it like VEGETABLES. Tn
smoke p0Ors firm tn chimbley iv tn
ro-iH' mills an comes right down on
u sthreet an jines us. People ar-re
lynn out iv doors with their mouths
open. They'se a great dale iv chol-
cry nfantum an a few deleeryam
lhTemens. If I cudden't read I'd be
hot about III weather an things. But
Win tn day is darkest an l don't
want TO see me best cookin' frind. I
takes me yacht at tn top iv page
eight an goes sailin' off to Newport in
ne shirt sleeves with twelve inches
~ malt in tn hook iv me thumb. an
there | stay till l want to come. back
an rest.
IN autymObin season has opened
IN deadly earnest. Many new ma
Sl.hes is seen daily an wan iv tn de-
lsnts Nv tn summer colony is TO go
oli iv an avenin' an see tn farmers
" IN neighborhood pluckin their
lolses firm tn top branches iv threes.
10 younger Hankerbilt has ATTRACTED
Elch attintion be his acc'rate ridin'.
IN other day he made a scoor iv eight
M runnin' start in tin minyits an
ms IN spite iv tn fact that he was
O'ased 10 come back 70 tn last wan,
S"ede named Olson. an bump him
over again.
Nisther GrabaH. tn Muskegon