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Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1902-05-20
High Art.

Miss Gush-Isn't her complexion
lovely? It's like a beautifully tinted
china cup saw
Miss Kostique-Yes; it certainly is
beautifully painted mug.-Philadel-
phia Record.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1902-05-20
Class in Harmony.

"How's your music school prosper
ing, Boomitt?'
'.First rate. I've just introduced a
novelty that ought to take.''
"What's that?''
ga class in harmony for married
people. - Philadelphia Bulletin.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1902-05-20
another Point of View.

Miss Elderly-Never in all my life
have lost my self possession.
Miss Flypp-But if some man had
asked for it doubtless it would have
been different.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1902-05-20
Looked Reasonable.

"Of course you have your furniture
insured?''
''No; don't see the use of it.
"Your fiat is fireproof, eh?''
:Seems to be. There's never the
slightest suspicion of heat in it,
Philadelphia Press.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1902-05-20
Their One Fault.

Fond Mother-There, my sons,. L
have spent all the morning making you
some cookies like Aunt Mary's. You;
like hers so much. What is the mat.
ter?
Disappointed Boys-You never cut
'em out with pail cover!
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1902-05-20
Ar PhiIIips Brooks' House.

The Phillips Brooks house, at Cam
bridge, Mass, now has $50 contribu-
tors, representing not only the United
States, but England, France, Turkey,
Japan, China and South America.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1902-05-20

Church Music Committee-I thought
you said you were fine bass? You
can't be heard ten seats from the or
gan.
Bass-Well, isn't that a fine voice.
Boston Herald.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1902-05-20
Explained.

SIT seems to me, y said the young
housewife, ''there's entirely too much
water in the milk you serve.''
1t won't occur again, ma a'am," said
the foxy milkman. tYou see, the
farmers man has been giving the cows
too much salt and it makes 'em very
thirsty. The farmers got new man
now. "-Philadelphia Press.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1902-05-20
No Vacant Lot for Her.

He-Darling, love you. Will you
not make me happy by sharing my
humble lot with me?
Shells there nice little house on
the lot, Henry?-Boston Herald.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1902-05-20
Spring Medicine.

81 see the doctor is sending bills to
all his patients"
eyes; suppose he thinks at this
season of the year they all need bitter
pills. ."-Philadelphia Bulletin.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1902-05-20
If ron shnllld have occasion to scream

for help, could you make yourself
heard any considerable distance: The
writer of this had a nightmare recently.
and dreamed that he was being robbed.
He screamed for help. and boy sleep
ing in the next room did pot k.,ar him.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1902-05-20
I'm Great LUX

you've lynched the wrong man.
cried the sheriff.
Well . replied Alkai Ike thought
fully, tit's great piece of luck that
we didn't find it out in time to spoil
the fun. ;,
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1902-05-20
Hoods Jdrsapdrila
and Pills

Which thoroughlyeIeanse the blood,
expelling all humors and building
up the whole system. They cure.
Hoods Sarsaparilla permanently cured J. g..
Hines, Franks, ILL.,, of eczema, from which he
had suffered some time; and Miss Alvina VOL
ter, Box 212, A1gona- Wis, of pimp1es on her
face and back and chafed skin on her body, by
which she had been greatly troubled. There
are more testimonials in favor of Hoods than
can be published.
H000's SarsapariHa promises 10
c@rW and keeps f1s0 DP0n8Es@.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1902-05-20
Crush.

"There was crush at the wedding,
I suppose"
"Crush? Why, the ushers had to
form flying wedge in order to get the
bridal party up to the altar. Life.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1902-05-20
She Didn't Mean IL,

Clara-I had an awful time when Z
refused him.
Maud-How do you mean?
Clara-Why, he took it in earnest,
and I had to explain that l didn't
mean it.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1902-05-20
Their Wives.

"How many men owe their success
in life to their wives.''
eyes. And how many more men
owe their wives to their success in
life Life.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1902-05-20
An lndisestibIe Man

Kitty But he is such an indigestible
man.
Jane-Indigestible?
Kitty-Yes; he always disagrees
with me.-Detroit Free Press.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1902-05-20
Statue of the Late Austrian Empress

STATUE Oh Sho AAec "A "SsIAan HiH PRESS
A bronze statue of woman carrying
parasol Is rather unusual among
works of art, but such has recently
been unveiled to the late Empress of
Austria. 1t is situated in small ma
tionaI park in Hungary, in which the
late Empress was fond of hunting and
riding
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1902-05-20
Very tInweIeome.

Sandy Pikes-You don't look very
pleasant, pard. Did yer get hand-out
at de last house?
Billy Coalgate-Yes, but de hand dat
cum was in de shape of a closed fist
Chicago Post.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1902-05-20
A Sleepy Job.

Friend-What are you going to do
with the alarm clock?
Salesman-Taking it down for our
store.
Friend-Out of order, eh?
Salesman-Not at all. / just get it
to 60 off at the closing hour. Our store
don't advertise, you know.-Philadel-
phia Press.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1902-05-20
Diameter of Jupiter.

The diameter of Jupiter, according
to Professor I. j. j. Sees new deter
mination, is SS, ,2O3 miles; that of Mars
4,155 miles, and that of Mercury 1851
miles
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1902-05-20

Piso's Cure is the best medicine we ever
used for all affections of the throat and
lungs.-WM. o. ENDsLEY, Vanburen, Ind,
Feb. 10, 1900.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1902-05-20
Proof Conclusive.

Bobbie-Grandma, kin l pull out
one of your white hairs?
eyes, DEAR"
Bobbie tgleefully) - There, stree!
The Bible does lie. There aint no
number ON this one.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1902-05-20

powder. 1t Cures Swollen, Sore Hot, Callcus
Aching Sweating Feet and Ingrowing Nails. Makes
new or tight shoes easy At all Druggists and Shoe
stores, 25 cents. Accept No Substitute. Sample
Free. Address Allen s. Olmsted. LeRoy N Y
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1902-05-20

Mothers will find Mrs. Winslow's Sooth-
Ing Syrup the best remedy to use for their
children during the teething period.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1902-05-20
Curious to Know.

The Bachelor-Why, I've just
reached my prime.
She-What delayed you? - Smart
or
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1902-05-20

ElT0 Permanently Cured No fits or nervousness.
ft0 after first days use of Dr. Kne's Great Nerve
Restorsr Send for FREE g. 90 trial bottle and treat
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1902-05-20

Hamlin's Wizard Oil is an old remedy,
and like an old friend may be depended
on. 1t cures pain.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1902-05-20
SAD FORM or litter,

For three years I
had Tetter on my
hands, which caused
them to swell to twice
their natural size. Part
Of the time the disease
was in the form of run
ming sores, very pain
ful, a nd causing me
much discomfort. Four
doctors said the letter
had progressed too far
to be cured, and they
could do nothing for
me. I took only three
bottles of s. S. S. and
was completely cured.
This was fifteen years
ago, and I have never
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1902-05-20
Erupfions

Dry, moist, scaly letter, all forms
of eczema or salt rheum, pimples
and other cutaneous eruptions pro-
ceed from humors, either inherited,
or acquired through defective di-
gestion and assimilation.
To treat these eruptions with
drying medicines is dangerous.
The thing to do is to take
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1902-05-20
There are Different Kinds.

Mrs. Newwed-Are you fond of
sports?
Mrs. Coyne-I love one.
Mrs. Newwed-FootbalI?
Mrs. Coyne-No; my husband
Boston Herald.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1902-05-20
Cause and Effect.

"John," she said to her husband,
''your love has grown cold"
"No, it HASN'T" he snapped, "but
my breakfast has,"
"That's just it. If your love hadn't
grown cold, you wouldn't notice that
your breakfast had. - Philadelphia
Press.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1902-05-20
Getting On.

A gentleman met recently a Harvard
graduate of last June. Chow goes it,
Harry" said he. "Oh, things are
booming" replied the young man,
cheerfully. 81 don't get any pay yet,
but L m probably the best oiler of ma
chinery in New England" - Boston
Christian Register.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1902-05-20

since seen amy sign OF nay old troub1e."-MRs
T. d. JACKSON, I4r4 Mccee g., Kansas City, Mo-
S. S. S. neutralizes this acid poison,
eools the blood and restores it to healthy,
natural state, and the rough, unhealthy
skin becomes soft, smooth and clear.
- - N cures letter, Fry
.AANs sipelas, Psoriasis, Salt
"a - Rheum and ali skin
.AAX diseases due to pois-
- ened condition of the
blood Send for our book and write us
about your. case. Our physicians have
made these diseases life study, and can
help you by their advice; we make no
charge for this service. All correspondent.
b conducted in strictest confidence.
THE SWIFT SPECIFIC CO, ATLANTA, e.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1902-05-20
Orsaon Blood PurSher i

rightly named, because it purifes the
blood and tones up the body.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1902-05-20

Short-Sighted German Students
No fewer than 81 per cent of Ger
man students are short-sighted, states
Prof. Cohn of BreSlau.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1902-04-01
NOTICE OF HEARING APpLlcA-
TON FOR ORDER TO SELL
REAL PROPERTY.

In the District Court Of the First Jud-
oia! District, State of Nevada.
IN and for the county of Ormsby.
II the matter OF the estate of Sarah
Millard, eceased.-Notice Of hearing
application to sell Real property.
Notice is hereby given that ]. A.
Wall, the Administrator Of the estate
Of Sarah Millard, deceased, having
filed in this court his petition praying
for an order Of sale of the real prop
erty of the estate of deceased, the
hearing of the same has been set by
the Judge Of said Court for Saturday,
the twenty second day Of March, A. D.
1902, at 10 O'Clock, a. m. at the court
room thereof at the Court House in
the City Of Carson; and all persons
interested in said estate are notified
then and there to appear and show
cause, if any they have. why said
order should not be made
Dated February %, 1902.
/ GEO. W. COWING, Clerk.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1902-04-01
Nevada Mineral Paint
Factory, Opposite the Mint,
Carson, Nevada

his Paint is Of pure mineral g1ound in the best
Lnseed Oil, and is remarkable for it's Ugh polish and
lasting qualities
IT is FlREPROOF
And withstandsthe effect of and weather better than
paint placed at the disposal Of the public This
fact has been demonstrated by actual application.
1t manufactured in many coors and the best paint
for houses nsdeor barns fences wagons machinery
It leads all ohers'because is just beautiful and much
better and cheaperithan ordinary paint It is
FURNISHED MIXED
and ready for barrels blythe gallon less than
1.-THE price askedIfor ordinary paint
Nevada Mineral Paint Co., Carson, Nevada
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1902-04-01

The most pleasant route to the east
is the Union Pacific because of its
excellent service, both Pullman and
Tourist; also the quick time, less than
three days to Chicago, four days to
New York and Boston; nearly day
quicker than any other line. Three
trains daily. New Tourist Sleepers.
New Pullman Sleepers. New Dining
Cars. Two Personally Conducted
Tourist Excursions Weekly. Loves,
rates everywhere. D. w. Hitchcock,
Gen. Agt.. Union Pacific R. R. Co.,
No. I Montgomery ST., San Francisco
will give you full information in re-
gard to you eastern trip if you will
nmunicate with him.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1902-04-01

CG, IN ana Tor the County OF OTn'
sby.
Carrie Rochon, plaintiff
versus
Max Rochon, defendan.
Action brought in the District Court
of the First Judicial District of the
State Of Nevada, Ormsby County, in
the office of the Clerk of said District
Court on the goth day of January, A.
D., 1902
The State of Nevada sends greeting
to Max Rochon, defendant.
You are hereby required to appear
in an action brought against you by
the above named Plaintiff, in the Dis
trict Court of the First Judicial Dis
trict of the State of Nevada, Ormsby
County, and answer complaint filed
| therein within ten days Exclusive of
the day of service) after the service
on you Of this summonsif servedinsa
county, or if served cut of said coun-
tybut within the district, twenty days.
in all other cases forty days. or judg-
ment by default will be taken against
you according to the prayer of said
complaint.
The said action is brought to obtain
the decree of the Court dissolving
the bonds of matrimony now existing
between plaintiff and defendant, on the
ground that you, defendant, on or
about the 25th day of March, 1900.
disregarding your marriage vow, will
fully and without cause deserted and
abandoned plaintiff, and ever since
have and still continue to SO w:lfuly
and without cause desert and aban,
don plaintiff, and to live separate and
apart from her, against her will and
without her consent. Also, on the
ground of failure to provide plaintifl
with the common necessaries of life
since said 25th day of March, 1900
and for the care and custody of the
minor child, issue of said marriage, as
more fully appears by the complaint
on file herein. to which yod are refer
red for further particulars.
And you are hereby notified that il
you fail to answer the Complaint. the
said Plaintiff will take the decree OF
the Court herein prayed for.
Given under my hand and Seal oi
the District Court of the FRS, Judi
cial District, of the State of Nevada
Ormsby county, this Goth day of Janu
ary in the year of our Lord one tho,.
i sand nine hundred and two.
GEO. w. COWINC. Clerk
2 Alfred Chartz, attorney for plaintiff
r, SIN.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1902-04-01
Wall Paper

American Wall Paper Company, OF
Chicago and San Francisco.
Borders same price as sidewall.
Bright, snappy colorings. New Cen
tury Designs. Free Exhibition of
Beautiful Designs of the latest effects
in Tapestries, Orientals, Two-third eff
fects, Silks, Ingrains and Crepes, De-
MINIS, Stripes, Florals, Vanished gold
and Vanished tiles, Special Novelties
etc. Prices from 10 cents to 81 per
roll. Drop me a postal and will be
pleased to call on you and show you
my elegant line Of samples.
w. N. EVANS,
z. o. Box ESQ Carson City, New.
Phone 1876.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1902-04-01
Summons

In the District Court of the First Judi.
ciaI District Of the State of Neva-
de, in and for the County of Ornn.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1902-04-01

A ranch near Mound House. Good
locality for sheep or would make a
splendid chicken ranch Good .ouss
Of five rooms; barn, with room tcl
eight horses. A good spring near the
house. Must be sold. Price $500. Ap-
ply at this Office.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1902-04-01

For Rent-A nicely furnished room.
or opposite NJ E. Church.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1902-04-01
Wood For Sale.

Good dry wood that has never been
fumed. Split pine, tamarac and limb
wood, sold in quantity. Leave orders
with R. Savage or ring up phone 1oI
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1902-04-01
Official Count of State Finds
State of Nevada,
County of Ormsby.j

County of OrmSby.
Reinhold Sadler, Eugene Howell and
w Woodburn beng duly sworn severelly
say they are members ofthe Board of Ex-
sininers of the State of Nevada; that on
he 18th day of March, 1902, they
after having ascertained from the books
Of the State Controller the amount OF
money which should be in the Treasury
made an official examination and count
II The money in the State Ire ~ of
Nevada, and found the same ...~. ct as
follows:
Coin 510.94
Paid Coin Vouchers not
returned to Controller S3,612.S3
Total S237, 1877
State School Fund Securities
frredeemable Nevada State School
Bonds S3SO,O00.0O
Nevada State Bonds 253,1OOOO
United States Bonds 100000
$l,740.2S3.0
Reinhold Sadler.
Eugene Howell.
VIM. Woodburn.
ubscribed and sworn to before me
tlIs 25th day of March, A. D. 1907
J J. DoANE, Notar.
Public, Ormsbv County, y vada.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1902-04-27
He TAUGHT District School

In getting abstracts for farms OF city
property one has to pay the abstractoi
q certain sum Of money for each trans.
fer and some OF the farms Tor instance
have been mortgaged ard sold so many
times that the abstract VIII cost fifteen
30 twenty-five dollars
There are very few farms in this
county that show only ore transfer OF
the records that is rom the government
20 the man who proved II Up Dan
Boone the rceseut county treasurer Of
this county SIN owns the homestead
which a proved Up AID the records
sho,y only the one transfer.
Speaking Of this rnatter the other day.
sIr. Boone said he thought al the more
OF RS farm because there was only the
Gre transfer on It. He said II had al
vsys been his p-ide 10 keep it that way.
but n said if IL had not been for
lirtle biz OF good luck I'm ls-4 he would
have been compelled 70 place a mortgage
On T.
That was the grasshopper year when
people called Tor aid. Dan said he made
application Tor the district school IN Tn
Ion township where his land is located
ana secured il for three months for So
said that So was more 70 him then
thar ten thousand would be now not
vithstandinE he does not consider him
SELF @ very rich man. He said q dollar
was as big as a wagon wheel then
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1902-04-27

wreck. Fortunately the train stoppet
JUST II time. The pilot OF the freight en-
CINE almost touched the rear platform
OF the rear sleeper. \ second later and
the freight would have teIesceped ths
passenger train.
Eleven years ago was running OF
the ". X < T.. continued Mr.. Reed
out Of Dennison. Texas. Near Deanisou
IS 2 long bridge over the Red river. At
the time OF which 7 speak q new bridge
was being put in and the orders were
that no train should go over the bridge
faster than four miles an hour
"On this night the train was late and
the engineer coupled on his engine with
out testing the air. Just before reaching
the bridge, the track went down hill.
When We began 10 descend the grade the
engineer tried 70 put on air but the air
connections were not fastened. We three
clerks in the mail car tried the auto
matte air but i would not work II was
impossible 70 reduce the speed OF the
train to any considerable degree and We
went across the frail bridge at the rate OF
forty miles al hour though the company
had ordered no train 70 cross II at a
faster rate than four miles an hour. II
I was ever scared in my life. il was
when our train crossed that bridge
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1902-04-27
- on Mavor MeLean.

When Mayor Mclean and c. L. David
son were in Chicago recently attending
the reciprocity convention. the mayor
came near being turned down by a waiter
in the Grand Pacific Hotel.
The inciden occurred or the day that
Governor Stanley was elected an officer
n the reciprocity association. Mayor Nc
Lean had worked hard Tor the governor
and when he went 20 the hotel FOR dinner
he presented a somewhat delapitated ap-
peararce as result Of his labors- He
entered the dining room several feet be-
hind 8Ir. Davidson and as he was Sc
reneIy going across the room, a waiter
accosted him and said-
what are YOU doing in here? Who are
you. anyway
II am with that man il front Of me-
replied the mayor. pointing to 8Ir. Dav-
idson. II ara attending the reciprocity
convention
The waiter allowed the mayor Of Wich-
tia 70 so on. Nr Mclean now laughs
1T the Joke OF himself
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1902-04-27
Thinks Swearing Foolish Habit.

PRECEDENT a. C. Jo5es OF the National
EaRk Of Commerce thinks thar the habit
Of swearing is the most foolish thinc
Imaginable. His observations have led
him 10 believe that men who swear d.
% without ever knowing it,
Mr.. Jones said yesterday that under
the ordinance in this city against the use
OF profane language man might be ar
resten in ten minutes after he used cuss
words and ne would honestly state that
he had never done any such thing tfe
would swear without knowing IT,
To illustrate this idea 5Ir. Jobes told a
story that came under his observation
in his old home town in Mahoning county
Ohio he said one Of his neighbors By
the name Of Stanley was very good
man but when he got excited some OF
his neighbors said he would swear.
One day someone reported him 70 the
church 70 which ne belonged and the
elders determined 70 investigate. The old
man appeared before the elders very
much broken up and put in 2 blank de-
NAL OF the charge. He said old man
Stanley called on his son Eliza 70 tell
the session whether he had ever heard
his father swear 'Lige" did not Ike
to lie and after humming and having.
he said: why father. I believe I have
had heard you say damn Then the old
man arose IN a deep rage and said: Why
Elijah YOU are certainly a damn liar
The people broke ont in boisterous
laugh in which all the church officials
Joined in and that ended the investiga-
tion. Every one present thought the Old
man did not know what h. had said
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1902-04-27
Arc Not in DANGER.

II is not known To A great many people
OF this city that Detective James Cairns
is among the oldest settlers in this city
He came to Wichita in October. $50 and
has lived here ever since.
When he came here ne went % work
at his trade as carpenter. but IN the fali
Of 1S79 he was appointed on the police
force and he has been on the force the
greater part of the time since. He was
eight years chief Of police but for many
years he has been doing detective work.
There are a good many people Who
think that the duty OF police officer
renders him liable 70 be killed at any mo-
ment but Cairns. who has always been
considered one 81 the most courageous
men that ever served on the Wichita
force. has always claimed that a police
man is in very little danger II any IN
the lire of his duty His idea IS that no
body except a crazy man ever wants To
shoot OF Kill an officer in the lire OF
duty. He SAYS that the records n this
country VIII show very few officers who
have ever been killed while making ar
rests