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Red River prospector. (Red River, Taos County, N.M.) 1900-190?, 1902-05-15
NORTHERN BEET DISTRICT.
Railway Building Along the Big
Thompson.

Denver. April 21.-The work on
tae railway 81 the Great West
ern Beet Sugar Company, ex.
tending ON both sides of the Big
Thompson, In the beet fields of northern
Colorado, is progressing steadily, a Y
the News, ana it is assured that the
road will be completed in due time this
summer. This road Is the first of the
kind attempted by any of the large
sugar companies i'm the mountain re
gion. 1t is intended primarily as a
means Of conveying the beets to the
factory and its largest business will
be during the fall and winter. The
road will be operated daily throughout
the year, and as the farms are divided
into smaller parts and settlers are
introduced, the sugar beet road will
gradually perform the work of an or
binary railroad.
Reports from the different portions Of
the territory received at headquarters
Of the Great Western company in Den
YER, are highly encouraging. The com
pany expects to plant $4,000 acres in
beets this spring, and 1000 acres are
already planted. Eight or ten superin-
tendents, each accredited to a certain
district, are in the field directing the
planting Of the beet seed. The COM
pany SUPPLIES and plants the seed, ex-
pecting the farmer to put the ground in
proper condition for the work. After
the seeds are in the ground, the farm
er is expected to attend to the cult
walton of the beets, weed the fields,
thin out the beets and convey the tu-
bers to the nearest station for delivery
to the factory. The beet seed is
brought from Germany, and orders
were placed months ago for 100000
pounds of seed to supply the require
ments of the Loveland factory.
The region of Eaton and Greeley are
unusually active this spring on account
of the increase in cultivated acreage
required by the sugar beet plants at
those places.
Red River prospector. (Red River, Taos County, N.M.) 1900-190?, 1902-05-15
qhe Golden Rule ApplIed.

Tommy seemed to be engaged with
some problem. Papa" he said, "'Do
unto others as you would have others
do unto you'-that's the Golden Rule,
isn't it, papa" Yes, my son" And
it's puf1ekly right to follow the Cold
en- Rulo. isn't it, papa?" Eyes, in
deed" Tommy rose, vent to the cup
board, and returned with a k9tte and
a large apple pie. The latter be placed
before his astonished sire with great
solemnity. Eat it, papaI" he said.
Red River prospector. (Red River, Taos County, N.M.) 1900-190?, 1902-05-15

1t happened in a little church on the
east side of New York city, where the
motive power for the organ comes
through the strong arms of an indus
trious Irishman.
At d recent service the choir got into
trouble, and while confusion reigned
the organ suddenly stopped.
The situation was not relieved when
a hoarse whisper came from behind
the organ and loated out into the
auditorium. 1t said:
Sing like t'under: De bellers is
busted!'-Youth's Companion.
Red River prospector. (Red River, Taos County, N.M.) 1900-190?, 1902-05-15

Now that our engagement is off"
said the beautiful blonde. Il shall ex-
pect you to RETURN my photograph
and loci. of hair.
"Tn return the photo" replied the
young jlan in the case, but l want
you to understand that I'm not adver-
Using myself as a hair %restorer."
Red River prospector. (Red River, Taos County, N.M.) 1900-190?, 1902-05-15
Chicago Free pIspensarIes.

Free medical dispensaries connected
with the thirty medical schools of
Chicago, together with the dispensaries
conducted as charities, give aid to 1O5,-
800 patients every year at a total cost
Of $44, 229.43. Forming the greater
part Of this cost are 124.259 prescrip-
tions at 20 cents each, and 100000 Wis
its. costing on an average of 1G cents
each.
Red River prospector. (Red River, Taos County, N.M.) 1900-190?, 1902-05-15

And l told him we calico it the
foretoDgallantsail, but he thought that
was a big mistake"
He did? Them laDNlubbGrs has
queer notions"
yes; he said we ought to call it
something short, in case we wanted to
reef it in a hurry."-PucN.
Red River prospector. (Red River, Taos County, N.M.) 1900-190?, 1902-05-15
The Average Taste.

Music is a very desirable accom-
plishment," said MehitabeIs mother.
That's right" answered her father,
"if a girl likes a man she can play
comic opera and make him feel per-
fectly at home; and if she doesn't she
can give him a few samples from a
sonata and make him weary"
Red River prospector. (Red River, Taos County, N.M.) 1900-190?, 1902-05-15
Pictorial Bumor


Pinchon Steele-Please, kind lady.
won't you help a poor fellow, watts
list gittin' round agen alter bein' con
fined 70 de house fur a year?
Mrs. Goodsole-Here, poor man, take
this quarter, and what was you trou-
BILE? Rheumatism?
Pincheon Steele-N'om. It wuz a bad
attack Of kleptomania.
Red River prospector. (Red River, Taos County, N.M.) 1900-190?, 1902-05-15

Fair Arrival-May l have a crown of
the latest syle?
st. Peter - Fashions never change
here.
Fair Arfiyal-Dear me! l have made
a mistake, and came to the wrong
place. l thought this was heaven
New York Weekly.
Red River prospector. (Red River, Taos County, N.M.) 1900-190?, 1902-05-15
eame Old C~omplaInt.

Mrs. Noosens-My daughters becom-
ing more proficient. She plays regular
pieces now. You don't notice her
playing ex'E cises now as much as she
did"
Mrs Nayaor-No. but 7 notice her
playing exercises my husband as much
as ever it did.
Red River prospector. (Red River, Taos County, N.M.) 1900-190?, 1902-05-15
sIent In His watch.

PAS" said a little boy to his par
ent, are not sailors very small mem"
mo, my Gear, answered the father;
pray, what leads you to suppose they
are sma1l?"
"Beca use" replied the young idea,
smartly, Il rad the other day of a
sailor gc1ng 30 sleep in his watch"
Red River prospector. (Red River, Taos County, N.M.) 1900-190?, 1902-05-15

Knicker-When / was alone with
Miss Smith in the parlor | proposed.
l told her she was in the light Of my
life.
Bocker-And she
Knicker-Oh, she went out.
Red River prospector. (Red River, Taos County, N.M.) 1900-190?, 1902-05-15

is you all gwine to hang up any
mistletoe dis Christmas?' asked Mr..
Erastus Pipkley,
Deed, l ism" answered Misc Miami
Brown. rs got a little too much
pride to advertise fob de ordinary
courtesies dat a lady has a rig3t to ex-
pect."
Red River prospector. (Red River, Taos County, N.M.) 1900-190?, 1902-05-15
Religions Of the World.

OF equal interest with the population OF
the world Is its division into religious be-
liefs. The estimate Of M. De FLAX. a not
ed French statistician, puts the Christians
at 477. 900. 900. the Mohammedans at w.
600. 900. Confucians at 25G. 600, 900. Hinduism
at 1876. 900. 900. Buddhism at 147. 900, 600, TAO
ism at AZ, 900. 900, Shintoism at 1900, 900. Jul
daism at 7,1S0, 900 and PClytheism at 49,
900. 900.
Red River prospector. (Red River, Taos County, N.M.) 1900-190?, 1902-05-15

81 never pretend" said Col. Stilwell.
that l take alcoholic beverages for
medicinal purposes"
THE subterfuge is sometimes in
dulged in"
1T would not do for me. It would
create the impression that l an p
chronic invalid"
Red River prospector. (Red River, Taos County, N.M.) 1900-190?, 1902-05-15

Your constituents have arraI ged to
give you a ~serenade."
We'll" said the mera6er Ct con-
gress who has grown irritable, II sup
pose it's the consistent and proper
thing to 10. My constituents always
seemed to derive a greai. dees of sat
isfaction from keeping me awake
nights"
Red River prospector. (Red River, Taos County, N.M.) 1900-190?, 1902-05-15

]. Pierpont Morgan says he will at
tend the coronation of King Edward.
If he likes it real well he may hire
tho king to do it over two or three
times.
Red River prospector. (Red River, Taos County, N.M.) 1900-190?, 1902-05-15

The news that a college football
player was employed to watch the
polls in the first ward of Chicago
shows that higher education can be
put to practical uses.
Red River prospector. (Red River, Taos County, N.M.) 1900-190?, 1902-05-15
I'M. meet ID strnnger. Gov.

my laughter" remarked Mrs. A.,
has developed a perfect passion for
music
Il wonder" observed Mrs. b., who
resides next door. IF it's as strong as
the passion your daughters music de-
velopes Ia my h%usband?"
Red River prospector. (Red River, Taos County, N.M.) 1900-190?, 1902-05-15

NubbinsI see a Russian scientist
has discovered that gray hairs on peo-
pies heads are caused by a germ.
Numskull-Only one germ? Gee
whiz. 1t must be busy.
Red River prospector. (Red River, Taos County, N.M.) 1900-190?, 1902-05-15

The fact that the young king Of
Spain, who is to be crowned May II,
will be known to history as Alfonso
XIII, may explain the dark predic-
tons concerning his accession.
Red River prospector. (Red River, Taos County, N.M.) 1900-190?, 1902-05-15

The successful method of bringing
the insurgent Cherokees to order by
threatening them with the BARRIERS
shears might be tried with Paderewski
and Kubelik.
Red River prospector. (Red River, Taos County, N.M.) 1900-190?, 1902-05-15

Scientists believe hat there is a
city at the north pole, and that the
inhabitants are just like other people.
II so, we may be sure that they are
kicking on the smoke nuisance.
Red River prospector. (Red River, Taos County, N.M.) 1900-190?, 1902-05-15

By the time Spain shall have
emerged from the many perils now
confronting the dynasty the Carlists
will begin to emerge again from the
mountains.
Red River prospector. (Red River, Taos County, N.M.) 1900-190?, 1902-05-15

A Detroit woman had a man arrest
ed on a charge of robbing her. Then
she married him. Perhaps she figures
on getting even by going through his
pockets while he slumbers.
Red River prospector. (Red River, Taos County, N.M.) 1900-190?, 1902-05-15

A Chicago hunter was arrested with
his game bag full of songbirds that he
had shot. Doubtless he is too mean
TO live, but he will have to be per
mitted to do so.
Red River prospector. (Red River, Taos County, N.M.) 1900-190?, 1902-05-15

miss Bliggins laughed at me whom
l proposed to her" said Willie Wish
ington.
And yet" commented Miss Cay
enne, people say that women have no
true sense OF humor."
Red River prospector. (Red River, Taos County, N.M.) 1900-190?, 1902-05-15
A are.t 9

81 haze a great scheme" exclaimed
the new 3lerk to the department store
manager
What is i.T" asked the manager.
listlessly
why, 20 charge admission to our
bargain Gales, replied the new clerk,
enthusiastically"
Red River prospector. (Red River, Taos County, N.M.) 1900-190?, 1902-05-15

Judge-Do you think the fire was Of
incendiary origin?
witness wouldn't like to say that,
yer honor. To tell you tn truth, 1
believe tn building was set On fire.
Red River prospector. (Red River, Taos County, N.M.) 1900-190?, 1902-05-15

Old Fogey--I am panied to hear that
sou are addicted to playing bridge
whist, and that last night you lost s25.
Young Fogey-The idea! Why, l
don't even know how to play the
game.
Old Fogey-So I am informed, by
the gentleman who won the money.
Red River prospector. (Red River, Taos County, N.M.) 1900-190?, 1902-05-15

Paris is about to impose a munich
pal tax of four cents a volume on nov
els. Such a move on the part of the
United States might curtail the pre-
duction Il colonial romances.
Red River prospector. (Red River, Taos County, N.M.) 1900-190?, 1902-05-15

Yeast-You know they are improv-
ing the automobiles every day.
Crimsonbeak-Do you suppose they
will ever reach that stage when they
will use cologne instead Of gasoline?
Red River prospector. (Red River, Taos County, N.M.) 1900-190?, 1902-05-15

France expects a number Of cabi-
net changes in the near future. No
doubt dozens Of obscure statesmen are
taking advantage of the opportunity
to have themselves mentioned for
cabinet positions.
Red River prospector. (Red River, Taos County, N.M.) 1900-190?, 1902-05-15

That Paris m who retained her
china intact until a servant who had
been discharged returned and broke
It is in luck. In this country the
smashing OF the ware would have
been attended to during the period Of
amicable relations.
Red River prospector. (Red River, Taos County, N.M.) 1900-190?, 1902-05-15

There is a chance for a rich Am
erican to see the coronation
Of England's king by marrying a peer
OF the realm. And there are women
who are perfectly willing to TAXI the
chance.
Red River prospector. (Red River, Taos County, N.M.) 1900-190?, 1902-05-15

A Binghamton. N. Y, couple were
arrested for getting married by mis-
take. Suppose all the couples that
have made a mistake in getting mar
ried should be arrested. But let's
don't.
Red River prospector. (Red River, Taos County, N.M.) 1900-190?, 1902-05-15

Foxhall Keene has been nearly kill
ed riding to hounds again. If Fox
hall didn't get nearly killed in this
way every few months his life would
be wholly devoid of excitement.
Red River prospector. (Red River, Taos County, N.M.) 1900-190?, 1902-05-15
The Inveterate Angler.

Mrs. Malaprop-My husbands get
ting ready for the opening of the fish
ing season.
Browne-Fond of the sport, Ell?
Mrs. Malaprop-Well, ! should say,
Why, he's a regular anglomaniac."
Red River prospector. (Red River, Taos County, N.M.) 1900-190?, 1902-05-15

The mountain lion sent 20 the White
House from Colorado as a gift to
President Roosevelt will be kept there
because it is stuffed.
Red River prospector. (Red River, Taos County, N.M.) 1900-190?, 1902-05-15

The Havemeyers have invested
heavily in the copper business and are
supposed to be after the red scalp Of
Senator Clark.
Red River prospector. (Red River, Taos County, N.M.) 1900-190?, 1902-05-15

Kenosha's Jack the Kisser hugs en-
ell they scream, Sometimes the man
is completely exhausted.
Red River prospector. (Red River, Taos County, N.M.) 1900-190?, 1902-05-15

The New York publisher who is to
establish a suburban line of balloons
will not be the first editor who has
gone up in the air.
Red River prospector. (Red River, Taos County, N.M.) 1900-190?, 1902-05-15

The New York miner who fell FOO
feet down a shaft without serious in
jury would make good ballast for one
of the airships.
Red River prospector. (Red River, Taos County, N.M.) 1900-190?, 1902-05-15

A Chicago city official has resigned
because he couldn't live on the salary
he got. He must have regarded public
Office as a public trust.
Red River prospector. (Red River, Taos County, N.M.) 1900-190?, 1902-05-15

A vessel loaded with Cuban sugar
was beached a few days ago on Mo-
lasses Island. This is a case of sweets
TO the sweet.
Red River prospector. (Red River, Taos County, N.M.) 1900-190?, 1902-05-15

Omcials Of the Merchants National
bank OF Chicago, which is to be con-
solidated with the Corn Exchange
bank, distributed $4,000 in gifts to
faithful employees. This particular
feature Of the merger business wins
popular a%ppToval.
Red River prospector. (Red River, Taos County, N.M.) 1900-190?, 1902-05-15

Before the advent of another Easter
celebration the photographers ought 30
devise some new jokes about Easter
millinery.
Red River prospector. (Red River, Taos County, N.M.) 1900-190?, 1902-05-15

Fifty women have just got law
diplomas in New York. The jury OF
the future has evidently got to steel
its heart.
Red River prospector. (Red River, Taos County, N.M.) 1900-190?, 1902-05-15

John L. Sullivan is having an arena
built around him and will endeavor
TO revive the waning interest in Olym-
plan sports.
Red River prospector. (Red River, Taos County, N.M.) 1900-190?, 1902-05-15

A society has been organized in Mos
COW, Russia. the members consisting OF
both physicians and laymen. for the pur-
pose OF preventing tuberculosis by put
ting into practice those means which sci
ence has indicated as effective.
Red River prospector. (Red River, Taos County, N.M.) 1900-190?, 1902-05-15

The largest Parliament in point Of
numbers is the Hungarian House of
Magnates, which has T51 members.
England comes second with 60.
Red River prospector. (Red River, Taos County, N.M.) 1900-190?, 1902-05-15
Could Not Tell.

Lady-"Are you a good cook?"
Servant-"How sh'u'd l know?
Shure Owe niver remained at wan
place long enough to foind out"
Red River prospector. (Red River, Taos County, N.M.) 1900-190?, 1902-05-15

Kansas City's big pigeon shoot must
have been nearly as exciting as kllina
grasshOppers with a club.
Red River prospector. (Red River, Taos County, N.M.) 1900-190?, 1902-05-15

YES" said the Denver man. "the big
Cherry Creek food was IN '64-and. / tell
YOU now, the water ran like sixty"
Red River prospector. (Red River, Taos County, N.M.) 1900-190?, 1902-05-15

W u 01AAAhk
for ST; $40 Steel
Horn Stock sad
die for $40; $50
Steel Horn saddle
double cinoha
for SIS. Do not
be deceived by
worthless imita-
lions but send
your order direct
to us and get the.
best genuine oak
ton al hupnaau
Red River prospector. (Red River, Taos County, N.M.) 1900-190?, 1902-05-15

II want an up-to-date overcoat.
please" Eyes. sir. This way. please.
How win you have It. too long or too
shOrt2"
Red River prospector. (Red River, Taos County, N.M.) 1900-190?, 1902-05-15

for examination before paying for same. Catalog-
ues free. All goods stamped FRED MUELLER,
l13-15 Larimer Street, Denver. Colorado.
Red River prospector. (Red River, Taos County, N.M.) 1900-190?, 1902-05-15
Denver Directory.
SADDLES and HARNESS

They cost you nothing for examine
ton. $50 double harness with breech-
inc for go; $40 double team harness
Nth h~aAnhfnn
Red River prospector. (Red River, Taos County, N.M.) 1900-190?, 1902-05-15
The Rowland Armstrong Co. w .SRs
Millinery. Mail orders solicited. p Box 2S4, Denver

Mininn Machinery, also secondhand machinery
WtutilS ofall kinds, engines, boilers, etc. SIS. Ma
chinery Co, 1879 Lawrence ST., Denver. Send for list.
Red River prospector. (Red River, Taos County, N.M.) 1900-190?, 1902-05-15
Red River ~PrOSpectOr.

RED RIVER NEW MEXICO.
Red River prospector. (Red River, Taos County, N.M.) 1900-190?, 1902-05-15
DENVER SCHOOL OF MINES

N MINERS ASSAY OFFICE. Prot. FIJI Stanton,
Principal, l749 Arapahoe ST., Lock BOY 1922. Assays
warranted correct and prompt refurns made. Assay
ing taught for t25in two weeks. Assays for gold and
silver SOC. Send for ore sacks and tutl price list.
Red River prospector. (Red River, Taos County, N.M.) 1900-190?, 1902-05-15
lie Colorado Tent & AWNING 60.

TENTS, AWNINGS. BAGS, ORE SACKS,
BROOKS BROS. MFG. CO., 1926 10th ST., DENVER.
Red River prospector. (Red River, Taos County, N.M.) 1900-190?, 1902-05-15

EURNITURF Catalogue mailed free. Mention
] UNIV OuE this paper. Send US your ad-
dress. Fitzpatrick Furniture Co, Denver.
Red River prospector. (Red River, Taos County, N.M.) 1900-190?, 1902-05-15
BROWN PALACE HOTEL 4 4Hs2 EH56F
European and American plans, $3.50 and So and up.

OYEnRD H0TFI 17t nS SGEE PTip NEAR
Strictly First-class, Popular Prices. q. Morse, Mgr.
The Dawson news. (Dawson, Ga.) 1889-current, 1902-10-22
JUSTIFIES USE OF HAT PIN.
St. Louis Judge Says it Is WO-
mans Legitimate Weapon.

Judge John G.. Robertson, acting judge
Of the city hall police court, says the
st. Louis Post-Dispatch, has declared
that hatpin is woman's legal weap-
on and that she is justified in using the
pin to repel attack.
Recently a woman was arraigned in
his court, charged with stabbing man
with a hatpin. The woman said the
man had attacked her and that she
used the pin in self defense. The man
showed several ugly scars to prove that
the defense had been effectual. Judge
Robertson discharged the woman.
81 believe that a woman is justified
in using her hatpin in self Defense"
said Judge Robertson.
ga hatpin may be an ugly and even a
dangerous weapon, but hardly think
that it would come under the legal no.
menclature of deadly weapons l dis
charged a woman charged with stab
bling a man with a hatpin recently be-
cause she used the pin in self defense.
Il think woman may carry or wear
a hatpin of almost any size and length
without coming in conflict with the
law forbidding the carrying Of deadly
weapons. l do not think hatpin could
be termed a concealed weapon even if
it was the size and shape Of a small
dagger"
The Dawson news. (Dawson, Ga.) 1889-current, 1902-10-22
FORM BIG COMBINE
Every Wholesaler in the United
States to Be Included.

The Interstate Grocer of ST. Louis
saws that combine to include every
wholesaler of groceries in the United
States is in the course OF formation.
That paper gives the following outline
of the plan:
SIT is proposed to take oyer the bus
mess of the entire line of wholesale
grocers in the United States. One
great corporation will be formed,
which will buy outright the business
and good will of all the firms. A CEN
trail Office for the accommodation of
the officers of the company will be
Maintained, probably in New York.
This central Office of all the leading
grocery products will do the buying
for all the houses in the corporation.
1t Is expected that this will enable the
company to buy in such large quanti-
ties as to greatly reduce the first cost
of the goods"
The Dawson news. (Dawson, Ga.) 1889-current, 1902-10-22
WOMEN PULL THE pLOW.
What a Traveller Saw on North.
west Frontier.

An Iowa traveller back from the new
northwest frontier, says Pearson's
Weekly, relates some of the hardships
of life there. He SAYS: 81 say colo
ny OF Galicians in SASKATCHEWAN, and
they gave me the most extraordinary
exhibition of human patience and for
titude ever beheld. | saw from a
dozen to fifteen women hitched two and
two to an 18-inch breaking pillow, and
they marched straight ahead through
the tough ground with that pillow, tear
ing up five acres day on an average.
There was a man holding the plow
The work these people did was as ef-
fective as could have been done by
horses or oxen. The women seemed
to take to their hard labor as a matter
of course. They are very careful over
it. | am told that scores of these
women who draw plows all day have
vitality enough left to dance through
the greater part of the night"
The Dawson news. (Dawson, Ga.) 1889-current, 1902-10-22
SECOND EYEBALLS.
Faith Cure Brings Sight After
Years of Darkness.

Rev J. F. Bahler of Johnson county,
Texas, who is in Atlanta for several
weeks, asserts that he is now getting
! second growth of eyeballs after the
Removal of his eyes years ago by the
surgeons knife. Forty years ago he
PAID he caught a severe cold, which
|hnally necessitated the removal of his
left eye.
Seven years later the right eve be-
came diseased and was removed by a
surgeon. For awhile he used glass
Eyes, but about twelve years ago he
|Oecame interested in the study of the
|BloIe and the subject of faith cure.
pc says the more he studied the ques-
CiOn the more he became convinced
taat by faith he could recover his
eight.
NOW be declares his eyeballs are
growing back in the sockets aud that
f. can see family, though he cannot
sunguish objects. He says he will
E nt, dis eyes examined by specialist
ElIle In Atlanta.