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The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1902-09-14
BRIGHT BITS.

Exercise Is hard work that you do
not have to do.--Boston Transcript.
Jones says he doesn't owe a dol
lar in the world
HIN; shrewd tradespeople Jones
deals with!"-Baltimore News.
Prof. A; Do you think he has
really mastered the subject?
Prof. B: Oh, my, yes! He has gone
so far in it that all the conclusions
he has reached are practically useless.
Judge. M
Mrs. Viewed: What are those pur-
pie things?
Dealer: Elephants, maam.
Mrs. Newed: oh, how lovely! I'll
yard. Do they bear fresh eggs all the
year round?-Chicago Daily News.
Il want you to understand, sir,
that my pride forbids me to accept
anything from you after I marry your
daughter"
How are you going to live?"
We'll, l thought you might make
some kind of settlement beforehand"
Life.
Gents" said the clerk of the sum-
mer hotel, you're making too much
noise. Mr.. Longshare, the author. is in
the next room, and he says he can't
WRITE
THAT 500" replied one of the roister-
ers; tell him everybody knows that"
Philadelphia Press.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1902-09-14
Occasional Tyne.

Conductor" said the elderly wo-
man in the youthful stray hat as she
paid her fare, according to the Chicago
Tribune, Il want to get off at the
street Mrs. Rebecca Isinglass' lives on.
I've forgotten the name of it, but
there's drug store on the corner,
kept by man named Johnson
Il don't know any such woman,
ma'am," replied the conductor, land
we pass forty corners where there are
drug stores"
But it's in this part of town, and
she lives in q two-story brick house
about six doors from the corner. She's
a woman with double chin, and she
always travels on this line
Il don't doubt that, ma'am, but I
don't know where she lives or anything
about her."
81 think that's mighty strange. She's
got sister that teaches in the Ker-
shaw school, and I've told you the
kind of house She
Don't know a thing about her,
ma'am. You'll have to tell me the
name of the street, or"
Seems to me the street car COM
pany ought to employ conductors that
know something. If you can't tell me
where to get off give me my money
back and I'll take some other car
fare
Going to cheat me out of my Nickel
are your"
Certainly not, ma'am. You ought
to have told me where you wanted to
stop"
~ did tell you, sir If you didn't
know where to let me off you ought
to have said so. I told you the name
of the woman I'm hunting, / told you
about the drug store, l described the
house she lives IN so plain that nobody
can miss it, and 1 told you it was in
this part of town. What more do
you want?"
Nothing, ma'am," said the conduc-
tor, weakening. Here's your nickel.
I'll pay it out of my own pocket.
You're too many for me-"
He gave her a. coin, rang the signal
to STOP and his passenger got off at
the next crossing, where she stationed
herself to wait for car with a more
intelligent conductor.
our resoluate woman can take care
of herself anywhere
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1902-09-14

so thoroughly that he is qualified to
ance with it. In view of the fact, how
ever. that Mr.. Johnson, though a COM
paratiyely young man, has accumulated
quite a number of millions of dollars,
starting In life as a driver of street
car, it is a fair presumption that he
has given a good deal of attention to
the money question. If success in
money getting is an indication of an
acquaintance with the money question
it is a fair conclusion that he knows
as much about that question as Mr..
Bryan does. Mr.. Bryan is pretty sure,
however, that after Mr.. Johnson has
studied the question a little more he
will be in favor of the 16 to l idea. 1t
is entirely safe to say that as long
as Mr.. Johnson has his millions he will
not be an advocate of that idea.
May it not be that Mr.. Bryan is try
ing to push Mr.. johnson to the front
with the hope that if the latter can
rot get the nomination he can get it
himself? Dispatches from Lincoln.
Neb., say that Mr.. Bryan's friends are
of the opinion that the nomination is
included in his programme. If Mr..
Bryan has hopes of that kind the wis
est thing for him to do is to abandon
them. The Democratic National Con-
vention in 1904 win be dominated by
men who will have no use for him as
candidate nor for the Is to 1 idea.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1902-09-14
PERSONAL.

The hero of TRUTH" the novel
which lola has just completed, is said
to be modelled after Jean Jaures, the
Socialist leader and freethinker who
struggled for the control over his child
with his wife. who was under clerical
influence.
Count Rocko Dianovich, an Aus
trian globe trotter who is now in Bos-
ton, has visited every country in the
world, doing all of his land travelling
Oh foot. He speaks a dozen languages
and is intimately acquainted with the
history and customs of every country
he has visited. The count is a mine
OF interesting experiences, all of which
he verifies by letters from consu1s, dip-
lomats and othar incontestable AUTHOR
tiles. He fought against the British
In South Africa, has been mixed up
In several San Domingo revolutions and
has participated in various disturb
ances in Central America.
Prof. Mommsen recently received
a picture postcard. written all over the
back and half the address side also.
from the Emperor, giving an account
of the restoration of the Roman baths
at Saalburg. The Kaiser expressed his
admiration of the excellent system
employed by the Romans, and conclud-
ed by saying that he was determined
to employ the same underfloor system
in the Berlin hospitals. The Kaiser
asked Prof. Mommsen's advice in the
matter. Prof. Mommsen was much
terrified on receiving the postcard. as
being over eighty years of age, he was
afraid that the Emperor might send
him to report on the system.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1902-09-14

They were wandering about the dark,
deserted piazza, arm in arm, talking
softly, as people usually do under such
circumstances, says the New York
Times.
They had only known each other two
days, but the days were long at a
summer hotel and the time is short.
This may seem like a paradox, but
it isn't.
He was summer young man, as she
was a summer girl, and he was not
accustomed to crowding the mourners
so that, Notwithstanding he had been
very devoted, he had been somewhat
diffident in the material expression of
his devotion.
The girl was quick to note this, but
he had not caught on
He was still permitting II would to
wait on 81 dare not
So it was they strolled up and down.
up and down, on that piazza, until the
girl tired.
AS they turned at a far-away corner
she saw lonely chair waiting invit-
ingly.
mr.. Jerome" she said, coyly.
there's a chair. Let's sit down.
Permit me-" he responded, CALAMITY
drawing it forward. Take this. I'll
get anoth---"
But the girl didn't take it. She stood
there laughing a cute little gurgling
appealing laugh, and somehow Mr.. Je-
rome tumbled to the fact that one
chair was plenty for two if a man only
went about it right
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1902-09-14
TO TRY TT on THE CLERKS.

Impecunious government clerks will
soon have chance to get free board
in Washington. DR.. Wiley, who is
we'll known in this section of the South
In connection with the making of syr-
up from sugar cane, is going to open
a free boarding house. 1t may be con-
tinued for only few months and it
may run along for years. At the last
session Congress made an appropria-
ton for its support.
DIR. Wiley's purpose is to test the eff
feet on the human system of the diff
ferent kinds of adulterants used in
food products, and also of preserva-
tive and coloring matters. Clerks-a
dozen or two at a time-will be invited
to take their meals at the government
boarding house for a few weeks or
months, as the case may be. They
will be pledged to eat and drink moth
ing except what is given them by DR.
Wiley. Some of them will be given
pure food part of the time and others
will be given that which is adulterated
Then those who have been given pure
food will be given adulterated and
those who have been eating adulterat-
ed food will be given pure food.
OF course none of them will know
whether he is eating pure food or
adulterated. In fact all will be kept
in entire ignorance of the character
of the food served to them, but they
will be required to keep an accurate
record of symptoms, so as to enable
Dr.. Wiley to arrive at conclusions as
to the deleterious effects, if any, of
adulterants, preservatives and coloring
matters.
OF course the results of this inves-
tigation viii be the subject of legis-
lation, with the view of protecting the
people against any hing that is harm
full in food articles. There is no doubt
that the investigation is a good thing.
In these days adulterants are used in
almost everything and the people
ought to know which of them are
harmful to the human system.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1902-09-14
MIR. BRYAN'S CANDIDATE.

There is no longer any reason to
doubt that Mayor Tom johnson of
Cleveland, o., is Mr.. Bryans candi-
date for the Democratic nomination
for President. In the current number
of his paper, The Commoner he says:
THE influence exerted by Tom john
son upon the party organization is a
wholesome one. He is strong. brave
and honest. His sympathies are with
the people, and he has the ability to
night their battles for them. He is omen
and above board in his methods, and
takes the people into his confidence. ="
Further along IN his articles Mr.. Bryan
says: Mr. Johnson was not an ad-
vocate of free silver at 16 to 1. but
the Chicago platform had no more
earnest supporter because ne recognized
that the silver question was only one
phase Of the money question, and that
the money question was only one phase
Of the unending struggle between greed
and human rights. Mr.. johnson has
not studied the money question az
thoroughly as he has studied some
hN'tst NfN''''N 't"NN'tN'AHf wv AN lh 80
devoted 10 the interests Of the people
that he can be depended upon 20 stand
with them IN the settlement o. every
question"
ThlH b high praise for Mr. johnson.
coming from such source. But wiz
81 fea tompilmenied ~ ST. Bfyana
EtHfemeut ihai hs bas not sfuaiea tho
nanny question thoroughly q srema
ihat ~ Hpsn d ~ ihe opinion thar
pf hinef has studied that gaesugn
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1902-09-14
CURRENT COMMENT.

The Chicago News Qnd.) says: "The
fact of the matter is, however, as
Chairman Foss of the house nava,
committee has said, that navy really
consists of cruisers and battleships and
ether vessels are of comparatively lit
tie worth. Yet the French critics are
probably right in believing that the
tast armored cruiser Is the most effec-
tive of all war vessels. Their objections
to ponderous battleships rest on a solid
foundation"
The New York Herald Qnd.) says:
while commercial statisticians are
complaining that the governments re-
cent estimate OF the growing cotton
crop is too low, everybody will rejoice
in the report on the state of corn made
public this morning. Wheat shows .
slight deterioration during the last
month, but the yield of corn, which n,
ost parts OF the country practically
is secured, VIII break all records prom
Using 2is billions of bushels, as con
pared with ia billions last year"
The New Orleans Pioayune Dem)
says; "It Is earnestly hoped that the
entire gang OF municipal bandits viii
be duly convicted ana sent TO the pen
ttenuary. IL n not enough that they
have been exposed. When q man VINO
knows and has known for years. that
De- D. "a tbief. Is exposed 10 the public
gave as surh. he A. NOT seriously morfi.
nrd and Inundated. Ills chief regret
- thHt fhe oapoHure may prevent tle
further successful conduct ~ hia Il,
furious sehemes ~ order that b. shall
81 made GA auHar. IA 81 necessary fhaf
81 snWtid Aear tha stripes end under
~ the punishment due 81 lIls erlmes,H
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1902-09-14

From the Baltimore American.
He used to go in sockless guise, and
praise the working man.
He'd weep about poor labor's woes and
for the future plan;
He'd VOW the country soon would be
in awful ruin piled,
And that the prospect was so bad it
simply drove him wild.
But now he laughs at all those fears;
has silk hose for his feet
You see, he saw the way to turn
A little
Deal in wheat.
He used to so the country round, and
shout predictions dire;
AS Jonah did at Nineveh, he warned
of coming fire;
He swore the land was heading In a
most destructive path,
And sprained his epiglottis with his
warning cry of wrath.
But now no more his prophecies of
trouble seethe and boil
The world is running very we'll
He turned n
Trick in oil.
II Is the way with all OF us. The world
is very dark,
When some one else has found the
match that makes the cheering
spark,
When some one else Is riding. where
we simply have 10 walk.
10 causes quite O LOT OF this woe-and-
destruction talk,
but ali the way is rosy. and the
combs with honey drip.
When some insider shows as how
TO proft
By a tip
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1902-09-14

A.E. Robinson. N. d. .C.M.. Medical rtrac.,.
They cured ST. many men who had ha+t,1.
for years against the mental and nnvsic.i
suffering of lost manhood that the Ins,t
tute has decided to distribute FREE ST.
packages to all who write 1t IL a hors'
treatment and all men who suffer rits
any form of sexual weakness resul,tra
from youthful folly, premature loss y
strength and memory, weak back. varJ
cocele. or cancellation of parts can ~
cure themselves at home.
The remedy has peculiarly srs+a+r,
effect of warmth and seems to act dirao.
to the desired location. giving strensth
and development just where 1t ia nee6sd
1t cures all the Ills and troubles that coma
from years of misuse of the natural func
tons and has been an absolute success In
all cases. A request to the State Medical
Institute, S1s Elektron Building Fort
Wayne. Ind. stating that you desire ons
OF their free trial packages will be com
piled with promptly. The Institute la IA.
sirous of reaching that great class OF man
who are unable to leave home to ha
treated and the free sample win epahIs
them to see how easy It is to be cured AZ
sexual weakness when the proper remedies
are employed. The Institute makes no re-
strictions. Any man who writes viii bs
sent free sample. carefully sealed In 4
plain package SO that Its recipient need
have no fear Of embarrassment or n,h-
licity. Readers are requested to writa
without delay
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1902-09-14
NEW FIELD FOR CHRISTIA
SCIENCE


Some remarkable stories are being
told these days of the beneficial eff
fects of Christian Science treatment.
The most remarkable is that of the
cure of the noted racing stallion, Lord
Vincent. Two years ago this stallion
won the Pennsylvania stakes at Lex
ington, Ky, and almost Immediately
afterwards broke down. A young wo-
man at Youngstown, O., a Christian
Scientist, asked permission to give the
horse the Christian Science treatment.
1t was granted, and it is asserted that
almost Immediately after the treat
ment began the horse showed signs of
Improvement. According to accounts,
the horse is now entirely we'll, is speed
Ter than ever before and will take part
in one of the greatest races of the sea-
son this week.
OF course, there are those who doubt
that the horse received any benefit
from the treatment administered by
the Christian Science woman. 1t Is
not improbable, of course, that his re-
covery is due to rest, good care and
scientific feeding. Still, the Christin
Scientists claim that the horse was
cured by their method of treatment,
and that such cures are not at all I'M
common.
The presumption is that as the Chris
tan Scientist who treated Lord Vim
cent lived at Youngstown, O., and the
horse was in another state the cure
was effected by the absent treatment
that is, the woman who treated him
was never within many miles of him.
If Christian Scientists can rejuvenate
broken down horses and increase the
speed of trotting and running horses.
as seems to be claimed, they have a
great and rich field in which to work
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1902-09-14
DOES THE CUBAN LOAN MEAN
TROt BLEf

| 1t is the opinion in official circles in
Washington that the proposed Cuban
loan of $S5 200, 900. which has been au-
! thorized by the Cuban Congress, means
trouble for this country and Cuba. 1t
is said that President Roosevelt and
his advisers look upon the situation as
! an embarrassing one. 1t is believed
that President Palma is rather anxious
to do, in this matter, what our gov
eminent wants done, but our govern
ment is not sure that it would be the
wiser plan for President Palma to veto
the bill authorizing the loan.
There is a strong sentiment among
the plain people of Cuba that the
money due the men who composed the
army of freedom should be paid. The
Cuban Congress has done nothing
practically since it convened, mainly
for the reason that 1t has been listen
ing to the demands of those who hold
these claims for army services. The
chances are that it will do nothing
until the claims are disposed OF in
some way.
But suppose the loan bill becomes
a law. what will likely be the result?
If the bonds should be purchased by
the subjects of a European power and
the interest should not be paid, there
would be an excuse for that Power
to take possession Of Havana and coll
lect the revenues and appropriate them,
and if the bonds should not be paid
when due there might be an attempt TO
seize Cuban territory. AS to the abil-
thy of Cuba to pay the bonds, or the
interest on them, there is grave doubt.
The administration at Washington
does not like to interfere, however. to
prevent the issue of the bonds, al
though having the right to do so I'M
der the Plat amendment, for the rea-
son that there is a moral obligation in
connection with that amendment rest
ing upon this country which has not
been discharged. When Cuba agreed
to make that amendment part of her
constitution she was given to under
stand that certain trade concessions
would be made to her by this coun-
try. These concessions have not been
made Therefore Cuba feels free to
disregard the Plat amendment
But if President Palma should veto
the loan bill what would follow? 1t
is the opinion of many Cubans that
there would be tremendous movement
to overthrow Palma's government. In
other words, there might be a revolu-
ton.
The situation is full of trouble from
whatever point of view it is seen. OF
course there is a chance that if the
bonds were issued they could not be
sold at 80 cents on the dollar, the min
imum price fixed in the bill, but the
probabilities are that If they could
not be sold at that price they would
he sold for whatever they would bring
so cents or even 40 cents on the dol
lar. At that price spectators might
take them, believing that this country
would pay them rather than have
trouble with foreign power in regard
TO them.
Cuba has cost this country great
deal of money and many lives and she
is still a troublesome burden.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1902-09-14

Abram S. Hewitt, former Mayor of
New York, says that President Roose-
Welt is only in the kindergarten grade
in his study of the trusts. For our
selves we 'have given the President
credit for more understanding and less
sincerity, but we agree that
his speeches authorize the con-
clusion- Mr.. Hewitt has reached.
The reduction of the tariff offers the
most obvious method of dealing
with the trusts and curbing their con-
troll of public utilities, but Mr. Roose-
welt has overlooked this method.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1902-09-14
EDUCATIONAL.
ST. VINCENT'S ACADEMY,
Savannah, Ga.

Savannah, Ga. (Founded in 1S45)
Day School for Young Ladies, con-
Quoted by the Sisters of Mercy. The
course of instruction is thorough and
comprehensive.
A new department has been added
that of stenography and typewriting.
The class of plain and ornamental
needle work, including tapestry, will
be resumed at this session.
The scholastic year commences Oct.
/, 1902.
Also Preparatory School for Little
Boys.
Small boys receive that special care
and attention which their age demands.
For terms apply to
MOTHER SUPERIOR.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1902-09-14
20 PAGES.
INDEX TO NEW ADVERTISEMENTS

Special Notices-Geo. Wagner's Son,
Florist; Dray Furniture and Milk
Wagons. Mark Aftple; Mr.. Joseph
Steeg's Vocal Studio; Apartments to
Rent, Youmans & DemmOnd; Notice
of Thanks, Savannah Widows Socie-
ty; Vocal instruction, Mrs w Harry
7Teasdale; Ice Cream To-day, Jerry
George; Ryan's Business College;
Boyntons Furnaces and Heaters,
Cornwell & Chapman; Good Board at
the Broughton Street Hotel; At Gard
ner's; James J. Joyce; Dinner Bill of
Fare, Union Station Restaurant;
Butchers Barbecue at Fair Grounds,
Sept. %; The Giant Piano Movers; DIR.
Ralston Lattimores Return to Prac-
tice.
Business Notices-Electric Supply
Company.
For Your Feet's Sake-M. wilensky.
The Packard $3.50 shoe-Geil &
Quint.
Educational = Richmond Business
College.
A Splendid Line of School Wheels
IT. A. Bryson. Columbia Agent.
At the Casino-To-day, Afternoon
and Night.
Fishing Tackle-Edward Lovelrs
Sons.
We Make the Best $3.50 shoes-E. 1.
Okarma
We Begin o-morrow-Daniel Ho-
gan.
Laundries-E. & w. Laundry; Red
Cross Laundry.
The Gas Heater-Mutual Gas Light
Company.
Readyto- Wear DEPARTMENTAL
Eckstein's
Cigars-Cortez Cigars
Shoes-J. K. Orr Shoe Co.
Mems Fall Styles-B. H. Levy &
Bro.
Children's School Stockngs-At the
Bee Hive.
Just Think of IL Savannah to
Washington, via Atlantic Coast Line.
Patrician Shoes for Women-Leopold
Adler.
This Is Your Store-Foye & Eckstein.
Your Money Back if You Are Dis
satisfied-At Gutman's.
This Is a Great Big Casino Day.
Open Air Exhibition.
Amusements-'A Night on Broad
way" at the Theater Friday Matinee
and Night; Royal Music Hall.
The Only Exclusive Family Liquor
Store-Belsinger & Co.
Paste-Stearns Electric Paste.
The Torrey Shoe-At Collat's.
Supplying a Need-B. H. Levy &
Bro
Hanan Shoes-Gfobe Shoe Co.
A Magnificent Display of Autumn
Apparel for Women-Leopold Adler
Whiskeys-Dewar's Scotch Whiskey;
Murray Hill Club Whiskey; Green
River Whiskey.
Postum Food Coffee-Postum Cereal
Co
The Talk Is, Groceries Are High
Delmonico.
These Odds and Ends-Thos. West
& Co
The Work We Do-oakman
O'Neil.
Cleveland Bicycles-wm. & H. H.
baltimore
Dlamonds-koch & Sylvan.
Merchants and Miners Transporta-
ton Company's Rates-To Baltimore
and Philadelphia
Insurance-Mutual Life Insurance.
Rates-At the Coliseum.
Champagne = Cooks Extra Dry
Champagne.
Medical-Peruna; Cuticura; Worlds
Dispensary Preparations; Hostetter's
Stomach Bitters; Stuart's Gin and
Buchu; DR. David Kennedy's Favorite
Remedy; S. S. s.; Wine OF Cardui: Gu
ticura; Mothers Friend Or. Hatha-
way Company; Thonnesen's.
Cheap Column Advertlsements-He
Wanted. Employment Wanted; For
Rent; For Sale; Lost Personal; Mis-
cellaneous.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1902-09-14
RICHMOND
BUSINESS COLLEGE.

The best practical school in Am
erica. We prepare hundreds of young
people for business pursuits every year,
and obtain desirable positions Tor
graduates of our Complete Commercial
Courses. Young men and women who
want paying positions should write for
our catalogue. Address
c. S. RICHMOND, President
p. o. Box 90, Ga. Phone 2S26
Savannah, Ga.