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The Montgomery advertiser., 1902-04-13

year we cleared $ls.4 son I was offered , which was then one bought into the club l M.aO real money to season in Cincinnati turned over his int helped win the peni Cincinnati.
 Tn the spi ing of after everything ant pitched we were $l2, such people as Bob Aonahan, Harry Sto l Alon1o Knight So make that we got Q, first six weeks of l Association was the we were stronger u in 1t. During the Ia We picked up . y who had been dubbed cause of peculiar d, name was Jones.
 "Philadelphia went came down the stre fall. and 1t looked i not be beat. 6harsl turns going West VI the last swing he wi morning when there to play Q delegation l Philadelphia called ol to Louisville to beal that Philadelphia VIC our return and msl rushing the lads thr' where we were to cl
 T was more or ls we were not yet ou we had . series vii Pratt's Alleghenies l St. Louia As mattel St. Louis beat Allegl we lose four to Lou the Athletics would
 protested on runnino but was forced out.
 Ing In St. Louis and ting Louisville for 6 there. I rounded np made . speech. sayin win but one game 1 | buy each and every ' coat. It looked . ca sell was Quarreltng
 Ed Swartwood when train. They never l did not win a game. | ''I have never see than that which Loz us right there. Won from St. Louis that suit of clothes to
 Louisville team if
 straight. Henry Pau isvilIes, sent smilia against us that da. now selling groveri.l did pitch ball the
 us look like bad nor finished us word ri that Pratt's braves at St. Lcuia. This.l | gan to open. ugly te delphia. The next. q angels weep. The VI
 Bucky' Weaver go was no good. Plank him out against us
 wonder. I lay on tll I saw him shoot a
 as a marble. Our b,
The Montgomery advertiser., 1902-04-13

pt on piling up ruMs, t even that day. lie
 chaff. In the mean m St. Louis that the
 gre gone. I rushed up l3 loud enough to be Iese in cash to put there tomorrow.
 h the fact that m 2
 with men on second
 runs needed to win
 shed out to Rowan li him $500 for a I hit both men. set the as crazy. I was al-
 goaded to madness,
 ,odoo, and I thought
 pennant because ! ladeiphia. Late that l oother message from lr :'Tell the boys I'll , too.' ., one to try my soul; r, in Jumping Jack
 superb. Up to the | them 6 to 3. and l | chair and smiled. ot back at the smart
 nia who had bean
 ,sr s1 aph. Guy Hecker
 ,gain by Louisville. well. In the seventh '. They got a. few
 ,a ninth was over
 m 6 to 6, and the T outheld put up a Louis has again l i like suicide, ! did; 4er me now. I sat l nffted my teeth as kI1t the scaInps out. h,TS When our first
 .enk into the dumps arry Stovey, fleet of | "a. He chattered and he got 8 base on
 ball playing. With &eckers arm Stovey like suicide, but he
 the longest, pretdest l. got under the sec t.s safe. It took three i me now, for Lon
 hitting well. Lon
 . for a oounder to-
 ere two little clouds 1, the other at first. I- Knight were safe,
 l want to repeat
 ,aintained. that this | the fastest in his
 lit sharp, fielded like
 eel, but Knight beat
 at I thought then. I come up smiling and
 ed. l tried to scream
 ing. I think I would ,ney if I could have
 ue clove to the roof
 housand people were
 moaning for a pop
 linging to Plank in There were but two In in the lot. Guy
 Monahan, aS they
 tn kings of the dia- Iy for a pennant.
 .ouple of fouls. and
 ,ul lnnsened up and
The Montgomery advertiser., 1902-04-13

ana those fellows ke Weaver certainly go moved us down like time. word came fro Alleghenies had falle
 When I saw We VI 10 Plank and shouted heard all over the [
 i" I will give ynu a man we can hit 1T This. coupled wit the eighth inning. ' and third and two the game, l had ru at bat and promised which would score people thinking I " most crazy. I was thinking myself a ht we were losing the had come from Phi evening Plank got a Won der Ahe, saying make it an overcoat
 The next day was In desperation I ral Jones, and he was sixth inning he held leaned back in my Here was where l 6 people in Phifadelp roasting mo by tels had been put in : and hs was doing ' l something happened runs. and when tf there we were tied small boy in the ia bulletin saying St. beaten Pratt's gang
 If ever a man fel Life held no charm on the bench and
 Jones went in and { This looked better. two popped out I . again. Then came H foot and long of hes guved Hecker until '. balls.
 | Nov came some the first swing of I was, away. It looked was fast. By one of | slides I ever saw hs ond baseman and wi policemen to hold Knight had been
 bumped the first on ward short. There V of dust. one at thir' as both Stovey And Frt m this distance what I have ever T run by Knight, waa tory. The ball was l lightning. true as st it.
 T don't know wh saw Mike Monahan
 turn to bat left-hanC to him to do somett have offered him m spoken, but my ton, of my mouth. Five standing on chairs
 fly, while I was ( sheer nervousness.
 app trently cool me Hecker and Mike
 faced each other-bt mond--in a last pla
 "Monahan got a some one in the CT
The Montgomery advertiser., 1902-04-13
USE
 THIS BLANKS

In order 10 give all early contestants an equal chance, no eSti- mate will be received at The Advertiser of. flee before Monday morning. April I4tI, at s o'clock. The contest closes, Saturday April 26th, at 8 o'clock. ,r,
The Montgomery advertiser., 1902-04-13
 The Great- est
 Chance You
 Ever Had. :: Don't Miss It.
 
p R 6.

lst Prize Large Regina Music Box mahogany clf10 purchased and exhibited E. F. Forbes X Go. OIUU 2d to 26th Prize a5 Websters Revised Dctonarys, zoo pages patent thumb index, weight pounds full @l0k sheep binding, regular price $5 zoo each 0tZJ 27th Prize Remington Shot Gun, hammeress, breechoad- ing flint steel barrels gauge. See it at Todds cEf
 Gun Store :.......: VJv 28th to 53rd Prize 25 Advertiser Fountain Pens, made expressly for The Advertiser, regular price C97 kfl 5A Pizs Improved Victor Monarch Talking Machine, cert sound box 21-nch steel body burnish brass bell amplifying horn, exhibition Westcott Arms Q 0E Co .--...... ..:..............:: O0J 65 in 05 Prize 90 Arogravures of 'Thc Horse Fair' in coors, reproduced from the $s5ooo painng price @E
 pI. co each VVV tO6h Prize Gents Handsome Gold Watch, gold case, Egin movement guaranteed, on exhibition at Ike HA I07th 10 f5h Prize Autogravures of 'The Madonna produced from $I painting regular price CEf1 SI.oo each wv l58th p Silk Grenadnc Dress Pattern, exhibited 0E
 in window of Nachinan & Meertief 0ZJ t59th to 2O9h Prize 50 Apogravures of The Baoon, VE
 from S5o,ooo painting, price $I.oo each. 0uV 2l0th to 235 Prize e5 Stylographic Pens, made QQ7 E
 expressly for The Advertiser, price $l. each 1Jl sJU 236h to 260th Prize $ Webstcrs Revised Dcton Wt0E aries, price S5 co each. ....................,. MlxU Total S725
The Montgomery advertiser., 1902-04-13

spus will twiri strikes to Donahoo- !. 70 man Is play,ax . snappy nfsl. Latue -fD Afe on second Powe does last work n the third bag snd Weaver IS the 64xr ngest at shors teiat Alabama has had n several seasons In the outneid Dan- ka in right Mo anesn in center ana X. ung in left, arr \ erfectly safe. When = fly drops in their territory the result .S foregone conclusion.
 The boys are working hard and nave hopes of making a brilliant record among Southern colleges this season.
 The recent rains have interfered with is taken of every bright day to make
 The team is being carefully watched from day to day and experienced observ. ers of the game say that the Alabama Boys are unusually strong this year. Hhey are confident that Varsity will tnake it interesting for all who meet heI on the diamond.
 As the Auburn-Tuscaloosa games are khe first college contests in which the University will take part the results are being awaited with interest. Both teams are confident of victory and the series of games promises to be very closely Fought out on both sides.
 The following schedule of games has been arranged by Manager PoWe:
 Auburn, April Il. F. at Selma.
 University of Mississippi, April r, IS a9. on campus
 Central of Kentucky, April 2s. 90 ant May 1, on campus.
 sewanee. May 5, 6. [, on campus.
 Tulane. May g and 10 New Orleans-
 southern University. May IS. 1s T.. bn campus.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1902-04-13
Basket Ball League.

The third series of games of the Night Class League at the Y. M. c. A. changed the standing of the teams con- s'derably. Lockes and Joness teem played off the tie of the first night play. Jones winning.
 All the games were spirited and the re- Bay races exceedingly close.
 Isocke's team defeated Woodrutf's by E score of to S. Jones's beat HAnnon' s Q am to 8 and Bartletts defeated E.inn's by a score of 10 to % Captain Bs, tlett was in rare form and threw Exr good goals from field.
 1z the relay races Bartlett beat Finn, E~ mon beat Jones and LoclSs beat Woodruff. The standing of the teams is na follows:
 Jones. la points; TIannon. IS points: Eocke, points; Woodruff. points; BsItlett, points; Finn, 5 points.
 Oid-time baseball had an airing in Pittsburg while Lew Simmons played at Duquesne Theatre and the Academy, says The Pittsburg Dispatch. He takes great delight in telling how he won the pen- nant-how Mike Monahan's little hit in the flag end of a tenth inning did the trick.
 T got into baseball in the winter of isSl-S2 with Billy Sharsig, Charlie Full mer and Charlie Mason at Philadelphia" !" said Simmons Horace Phillips. later with Pittsburg had heen In the deal with them in the Athletics, but he dropped out and let me have a chance. l paid the three $20O in gold. and you should have seen them, scramble to divide it. That
The Montgomery advertiser., 1902-04-13
THE JUDGES.

The three judges named below shall decide under the conditions of the contest who the winners of the prizes offered, and they will render their decision in writing. This decision so made shall be final and binding upon all parties to the contest and the prizes shall be distributed the order of these judges the winners determined by them. These judges will certify the official count to be made by Mr. Coburn. MT. Coburn is the patentee of the Dot-Problem and lives in New York. No person connected with The Advertiser has any knowledge of the number of Dots contained in this chart. :. -. -' ,5
 The following gentlemen, who have kindly con- sented act judges give confidence that the awards will be justly made. - ~.. .**L~ +~-. A. J, MILLER, ). E. W0RSWICK, EMANUEL MEERTEF,
 Mgr. Tel. Ex. Shoa Dealer. Dry Goods Ms.Ghant.
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full of NJ!

Gretchen, the dau&Nter ef ali Old Ger
nan named Ixruesel Aad been serving
IS domestic about two weeks in the
housohold Of jude VAUGHAN Of Rich
nf4HH, when fathef aua employer met
Oh tar= village s.f5.et
"NpIt, Hoauza9 SID i.rue&el, ''hGW
yen like dot e'reteae. f.. Is dime al
retty|"
Like he,:' .ets.tra4d Ice Judge ia bis
hlUat way @N=Iy J, slr's lust great
We never Alaa ~. a..o In j!gc ho'tse il
her tine ti3at er5.feel iazo w4lk with g
much spirit So ta1E q s.ap al the
time
Krue@al tj.fHe3 paaaleria@lr away
&Ha. meeting 9.,s fe2a al Gis ho.ae lor
tai h sorroWfully ~aid "reres;t. some
ding Gust coed wraa& nit cot Crotch
en-. | Eoast lit taectel I0od-s" Vor&an
uHd he sai1t LIT Size vas fun 81
sehnapps al DC dime
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tin II 4 etr rtlit1 ~e;at,z a;.eps stsi,l i
P'g5'=@to las flaseted .ant'l IL fstend
ana stepped ~ ta4 house 9f 4 llel4E-
tdr for tNa Soon aft" We had sat
down 1t the table the hausckoepor look
ed toMarl us ana asilad WAetAcr VIZ
Warted ioiiss N short sWcetcnia& in ,.Hr
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ioo';cd toward my fFicA@, @l'd Ne too,s-
ed ~ Hle Anelsod Nina IN tle side.
maHt.t@ tAat wanted Liza - SreHk.
Ile said lie Weu! take ing sWeetor.t-,
WITH t.!@t s34 put Eer I.9.4ti in Il cs.p
of lAosa>so@, fE@s the safae niger III ttt::,
coffee "a!l stirred 'Flat Was iua@
SWceteMia@
Then size asked HIc What | wanted
and saii Immediately, 'SAlvt.' 81 SIC
put Acr finger III another cap, te0.S o5lt
something HAT reaNtal!ed ulalitc slt-y;tl.
pHl i between her teeth and il il in
two parts. one part Wert into my cap
and Tie other into hers L secl4eQ to
le Il c.9~e q 80 matter W.Iiz.h >Wceten-
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the Other.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1902-05-21
W ma. Che Ersst!a Mask SlinN. 81.

Tho value Of a plaster cast as Il per
trait of the dead or liking face cannot
fer a Iuoinant bo questioned Il mist
Of necessity be absolutely true to ma
ture. 1t cannot liatter; it caaHot carl
cature. It shows the sub Get as he was
or is, not only rs others saw hiill in the
#etflaj flesh. Int rs he saw himself
AID ia the case Of the 0eath mask par
tfeulary it shows j" subject often as
lie permitted ne ono ht1t himself t see
Ginls, Z. We &aea aat pose; he does Tot
t. =, look ffieasalf II lis mask lie
is >"e.l, n, J, We're With Us mask eli
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1902-05-21
10. :. E5e7 rnTtour,.

1.iaM9Hds s=aEH ethce eWelS h4Nebeoa
lest il all >e@tS ef Gaeer waE&, Ut in
none laofe G,ss.yG;,l tian tie accident
mentioned i'll he Boston Transcript, hy
which a diamond brooch WaS Suatrlicd
from the owners dress and left some
where on the great plains
\ young woman WAS travelling Ivy
rail through Kansas. At KinS1cE, where
the train made a considerable stop. Il
fair WAS in progress. Here the young
woman bought of a pcddlor Il toy bal
loon for q littIe &iri WHO had Won llcf
fancy.
Tue enild Was delighted With tie
rI8.. tiiH@ and rs ttey 7 5ae #lpug Size
ehalted wifi '9er new 'j.'e4l ana pulled
the t#io9n = s@l 5low;l. II isHslA
she tlaNfallT e.. ael tao string t. ti.a
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the moment =. f"al9s zEst af ~
caf3@ t'.s'5a@fl tida 80 ff.s.!.;#i#5 q f5sss
carried o93 fIH.oa4E taez ar=9 Md y.
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Ne2la'@ O. s3tet'1.z'.'s> ;As tre9f fapHtly
".aoH"ti s, ,,tt 2.,.s>>ts heroi;l.u2 di;s,
t.vll a IoiiesH uf II a~t0:o Il, 81 chem
~ e,sr &s}A to prevent t!!:i~ is TO wash
Tive glasses eN":% i.e:.s - w;h soft
Iel..<n sap ~" -f&.;~,~ ,aou' Il the.,
:, i1t.>'.ei hat an mv;S..,,e t:l"' NJ.
REMAIN W'-.4 VIII prevent t.o sturc
He...g deiss~1st,l ol ,i.etl
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1902-05-21

,le"e's. sau5&. flowers, m@n-thaJ IS
tAa Wowe2'E preferences.
Je,@e .a a ..,s4s.lt - night. PEN
& = tae IveHese WAMs,1. Eve. t4Ys
s. - ~ ieWeis health. is ,s;e1
ra.Hel II the strenuous effart e laate
or save tAe saQaey u pi,nehase them
II woman will liak hef heath t. -ot
coveted gem, then lgt her ;evtifv
herself against the insiduoas 5a,ss.s
qaenoes of coughs, colds and h>eH.
e15@l 4:se5f.@nS u he s4epfar use Of
Dr. BosaAa : tfassi.ss;.,,f Srs@a. It VII
p1emptly afrest consumption u rs
early stages aaG heal the effected
lungs and bronchial tubes and drive
the dread disease f9C.N the system. Il
is not a cure all, hut It is a certain
cure for coughs, colds and all bron.
chial troubles. You can get Dr. c. c.
Green's reliable remedies at J. A.
Goes Get Green's Special Almanac.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1902-05-21

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OK 9a0S. HARDWARE co.

5aIogs IN Furniture, carpets Cpho,seeefas Goods
manufacturers Gf al kinds of Mattresses ~
le Bluff 4 fl
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1902-05-21

j. w. sA,QDEPS-
Wholesale dealer II al K;
Paints, OILS, Sash, p3ccs Biz
Fifth avenue between Ge0rgi
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EFa. CIGAR FACTORY


SMOKE :. E,r5's .dnog, ami LII
products Fant9t.4, : > :. SiEth axe.
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ih"...itu% uai Jews.

WGeu Fla;:s,o> l".ib vs. cratieg at1
c3's1rt.. >ofa'- e;.e >;z4 % hiln. ~ hy,
! F; cont i,::=5s- ,..t!. l.#Hih replied. Il
st'a,i H5;'?.1 20 e,toW bim for fear
sAat.!a ..,.,. ..it0
- t.;':.s;.. .,,=A lows f&H!;e IGNORANCE
N e;}ei e9A,,l Z cts,.u ter Judgment and
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Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1902-05-21
Ehrir ArG,voUs ins K.

First l.aNyer-fhe lawyers had
hard struggle over the Moneybags es
tale
Second !.uwypv-niL they?
FIRST Lawyer They had ali
they could do 70 keep the heirs from
coMiH2 10 al agreement. Puck.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1902-05-21
4 sure Gs.:ss,.

I.it9p l}:ell-p@9a. how does thund I
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raia L; is Got lie t1t:a9er, but ;he
clpetr.c:-,
''Ilav t.oas oAe>..1teity SER mix, -
III We''l.s certain cho: -, changes
i: tie co.4=;:ale:H5> ot tsssu=t fad. Whica
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Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1902-05-21
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What G.t N;..-!.l..a >;;N vacp you
to!A him - Waited TO H.arry u.s
slaughler:''
lie didn'l absolutely ref;:Se, but lie
imposed Il Very severe con,l.tion.
"What WAS IL"
He said he Woula see re banged
ti-.st -
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1902-05-21

oil is best at the BEGINNING. honey
at the END and wine in the middle.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1902-01-30

IL )dl 10 1919, DnG ~
.iWedEreubGAndI to-
forge to the trent, THAI we,
have done SO il, 40, 6rgnmsp loln
favor of tariff dbominagpps
tending to make the, rieh rricner
and the poor poorer, whilst ex.
acting tribute FROM every BODY
except the lords Of T,tAe! 'r1bby,,
the bosses and the rihgStefs..
who are in polnit$lfor What
they can get out ofIitJo Down
with the duties to,na revenue
basis and let1every1recip pocity
capsule be subjected TO cheni'
cal analysis before it Us tasea
into the system sugar orDne
sugar; and down. w5tii the
scheme. already Matched in CON
gress as pendant TO TIDE old
robbery of protectioniSm, to'en
a hle few special.intereStsitu
rob Cuba and, the, @Phfliptjihtt
under the newly discovered re
, publican dogma that coiigre IS
! if it he republican,. o,'ctIn do NJ
wrong" ,~'i,!l9r) .I.y ira
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1902-01-30
.tDo9G j3d2i lHo0l ~ =.
LIMITED KNOWLEDGE.
nni3iOYr,. I2d WrL, 70 :,
Many PsrsSTs Limit the Extent Of their
Reading 70 Daily Papers, nwoj

moo 9NU 20 IDHDuC1i ~
How m many , t9HfTrff IAree (Wno
have been very successful IN
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS whose minds
are as ba4Tan Of anything beau
tifuI as7js ahe hot SAND fthe
Sahara2o DESERT IFheserpeop'e
are aL#aysrre ready, to invest in
land, stocks. orhouses, but are
never. Athletic buy books or col
lect atlibFary. opirnolIo 5on n,f
We know men who started
out as bright, cheerful 4boys.
with broad generous ~ minds, who
have p ppfcoReit sVa welded u
noneymakipg.o SO absorbed in
their business that they Gan;
not hpq1 fins for Il !naytlh gtelse.,,
They gsyeBItraHeE or yisltitAe'r
friends4egTH leonsiderritofooI.
ish or extravagant to go TO the
opera Or a good pay; the daily
paper limits the extent Of Their
reading;I, Recreation Of any kind
is reiegated to a far. away. flu
ture. aha YET p these men are
surprised, 'Hwheh" they Retire
fro,,, @lg0;gss 'l!,ta IN life btt
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1902-01-30
oBIVALVESaR0ASTED. il
Major Brlstotw and wife Gaye TIT.
'7'N 4uIe Feast to theHir, fFfisnds2:," WIS Is.

II Maj. and Mrs. r. B. BIistow
received sctfIce19nlot of
9ySters-in the Nshell-+fr6m 4
Virginia, and on hospitality
bent they invited dSeWerak of
their friends to joinothrm at
their pretty residence on1' the
East side after services Friday
eyenlng at the First Baptist
Church and participateiin an
"Old Fashioned Virginia Oys
ter Roast. mn"q a'fn"1 o. "
The Major was i'll Ais glory
for lie was not only the host
and master OF Ceremonies, but
also chief chef at the roasting
He had a log fire builtiu' the
yard aud when every thing was
lust as it should be the fun be-
1 gan. The luscious blva Ives
were land on the fire and as
they were opened by the iAeat,
I well. who would not have liked
to be there. .......,.. ..,
2Irhe happy guests were Rev:
Dr.. and Mrs. l. w. Read, Rev.
! McManaway, Rev. B. F. Hlx
son, DR.. aud Mrs. W, B, A. Nc
mutt, Mr.. and Mrs, - Aaron
! Boulware, D.. and Mrs. Thom9
as Proctor. Mr.. and Mrs" j. M:
Proctor, Mr.. and Mrs D, M,
= Proctor. Judge and Mrs, Rob
:, ert Meriwether. Col and Mrs
NV. n Youell, Hon. and Mrs
Nv. II. Ragland, MIR: and Mrs.
I H. M. Clark, Mr.. and Mrs. B. G.
i1Moss, Mr.. and Mrs. ]. M. John
1 son, Jr., Mr.. and Mrs, M, Hawk.
4 ms. Mrs. Carrie Moore. and
; Messrs. ]. J.. Rogers, BIO
Wood, J, Il. .fsuI NJ; an Roy
Meriwether. auAlNa Ely j. s
\ Scott and daughter" Miss Mil
a 1SUIit 81 .IG .jiH" al Do1BQo1q
sttdred' sa".a- .'naupooh iHgsI 6
II vaS ,criso xoerfect 5gF ewes
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1902-01-30
Song Of Politics.

From The Iawrencevitle Herald "Sl
Politics down,in Georgia. ~ ~ ~
They arg SO awful cnnnin'; s).T.G"
Soon as governor takes. the oath i
j Another man 10 runnin', ..,,; g,,.rl
They'll stand around the capitol, 1ryr
You ought to hear EN- plottini' rc;i,
Onefellow says; II can't run much
In make it a trottin'.%
Another man steps up and says:
not gifted much in talkin',
I'm gettin' old; my. leg are stiff, nY
- III make the race wallSin'." ,n;.
It's funny to see 'em all strung OUT
My! my! just.watch 'em humpin' l
Some can neither.run nor trot, r..
THEY'LL make il in II jumpin'.
AS they go out Il canvassin', ..., ,U'
All DER the country strollln'.
Some fellow with no legs or arms
win try his luck II rollin'
1t tickles me from head to heels !.
TO see the dust n risin'
The way those crippled men move,
BY jings. it is surpisin' ,
Atlanta wants her man, of comseii
b. Old Gwinnett wants Joe Hall Jon,
If we could muster up the votes r.
We'd just elect them all.
..,.,- .---- r'i..'h ..,.. Pm.
Now, candidates, don't get mad, r,gu
Because I've just been funnin .....
Il you want to get the Office
|. You had better keep Il rHinnin"!''
The foreg Ding is from the At
lanta. (Ga.( Constitution. bn
we think it fits Monroe County
|, Missouri to a dot.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1902-01-30

ing. just the kind for" am oyster
rpast and when the inner haH'
was satisfied and t,h.ee heart
ImeFloWed " by ".the " feast, the
began, TO .wa a a; and J some ne
of the vfrgih5ii;ai' iscepses
would have made. a .Virgiluii;an
at home open his eyes. ~ a.r A. -
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1902-01-30
e z IIV -
Congress Can Do No Wrong,

From mi III siqynnlq >G'1oHrierr3Qpnri'
TIL s4feel of1the tariff has
been tn piIe up disProportioned
riches IN certain favored
regionsodaw sdbsidize Certain
classes tP8e 7flsuMwodld nave
been in eNes mattel f de4H6p:
men, aKEosafaeaH%ddetp afnv.
reveaueohy Htsmt fafoqe of PRO!
hibi,,ve4Iaati@.IO dor q nj. hing
could rea&Qs JtE sdpeh9f eR'
ersv. vsksF dsBaE 9esa ahd fettTi9
on div ,Iio tnnsoooo
nov eyss IIiw il ,noitI
,aoTo 1uoY bus 9dt o
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1902-01-30
Removing the Cause.

s'orconrse We all want to be
relieved of the war tax, but
,wNro,lulan't ii be better to be re-
relieved OF the. war tirfst2-PbiI.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1902-01-30
Corn.
wrong.

With elevators running over
and railroads blocked with corn
for three days at KANSAS CITY"
Mo-, and the cereal going beg
ging on the market there for
63 cents it ought to be all eye
opener for some people. phe
trouble seems TO be this. Amer
leans themselves do uot5 h4l
way realize. the size the great
ness and the ,productiyenes, rof
this country even 10 a season of
drouth like that Of 1901. The
result is when grain 9: any
other product 2oof' theo farm
reaches fctitions value. mil,
lions of bushels OF ii are thrown
on the market and breaks it and
all those who stand under It,
This country is big. bigger Than
the biggest of l'ethlnoo lGYi791
=, .,d ~ -yEWTUTttttJH IN 9,
,,,., -, n, Fora $Sfslfni nj worg 0
|, ,i 1901 'rimpIooAthynkeedd JelW i,
, , I : y as 5 miles SsatAeadtc'!So1