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DOMESTIC SITUATIONS WANTED.
Female.

COOK.-Good plain cook: willing to do
plain Washing: has best reference; Prot
estant. Call IL to for two days. $50 West
126th-st.
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ADVERTISEMENTS and subscriptions for
The Tribune received at their Uptown Or
fee No. l.242 Broadway. I'd door north OK
3ist-st. until D o'clock p. m: advertise
nents received at the following branch Of
fees at regular office rates until o CLOCK
i53 6th-ave.. cor. 12th-st.: 142 Columbus
ave. near West 66th-st.: 100 West +2d-st-.
near Cth-ave.: 90 East l4th-st.. Isl West
i2d-st between 7th and Sth ayes: 263
West 125th-st-: l59 East ATHEIST: .S3s 3D.
ave-. between 18th and nth SITS: 1.O26 3D.
Seth-st.: Io7 East f25th-st.; $50 fremont
ave. ESQ Sd-aye.. near 41st-st.: 50A 3d-aye.;
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D.pl0rnn Notifies.

PRESSED STEEL CAR COMPANY.
PREFERRED DIVIDEND no. 49, =
\ QUARTERLY DIVIDEND OF ONE AND
THREE QUARTERS Gs4CD PER CENT. Will be
paid the preferred stock OF this Company May 2lst
1902 stockholders record the close ~ business
April 30th. 1902 Checks will be mailed from the Office OF
The transfer books will close at three p NJ
April 3oth. 1902 reopen \. NJ. May 21s 1902.
T. O. jerks. Assistant Treasurer.
quarterly dividend Of ONE Goy) PER CENT. Will be
Paid on stock OF this Company May 18th,
1907 stockholders Of record at the close Of business
1902 Checks will be mailed from the office OF
The transfer books VIII close at three p NJ
May eth. 1902 reopen a. N. May 2sth. 1902
=. G. jerks. Assistant Treasurer.
THE AMERICAN exchange NATIONAL BANK
Broadway New York April I'D, 1892
At 4 MEETING of the Board Of Directors
Of this hank. held today. semi annual dividend of
ca-ed pa May proNmo. stockholders OF record
O. o0 " EDWARD BURNS, Cashier.
aLIIs-Ct4ALMERs COMPANY.
New York, April 23d, 1892
TINE BOARD OF DIRECTORS of this Com
L panv have this day declared regular quarterly
dividend ONE AND THREE QUARTER u%f0 PER
CENT Preferred stock Of this company, payable
on Nav ls Preferred stock transfer books will
close 18th, o'clock l.. VI. and reopen on
Nav pa 1902 at o'clock \. NJ
w. J. CHALMERS. Treasurer.
THE PROCTOR ~ GAMBLE COMPANY.
Cincinnati. Ohio, April 18th, 1902.
THE DIRECTORS Of this Company have this
L day declared a quarterly dividend Of THREE PER
CENT on Common Stock Of the Company, payable
on and after The transfer books will be
''0'" ' 80 D. b. GAMBLE. Sec'y.
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Assignee Noiirss.


IN PURSUANCE Of an order OF the Supreme
L ~eu-, q. the state New York, rnaGe by the Hon.
Samuel C-ecr.aun OF the Justices of said Court
1902 notice is hereby given 20 all
rroG:;u-s persons having claims against Spragne
Ar.,a.r.,s COMPANY lately doing business 81 West
iaat s:crct the Borough Of Manhattan City Of New
y mat the required to present their claims with
tie yD:cers dpiy verified. to the subscriber the
OF said Sprague Apparatus Com
~ -. ar no benefit creditors his place of
i2nd Street. In the Borough OF
OF York. before tho Goth day
f5.tsG %cw Ior. March oath. 1902
BERTRAM l.. WEBSTER
Attorneys WALL
rae thorough o: Manhattan. CIV New York.
IN PURSUANCE of an order of the Honor
l. .,lo Samuel Creenbaum. a Justice of the Supreme
60, az the State Of York. dated April End. 1902
(ce al persons having claims against
r.. Irschberg Company, lately doing business No.
Borough Of Manhattan City and County
~ present with vouchers
o. duIv verified subscriber. who has been duly
aot, said The Hrschberg Company
go ba benefit of his office. No 800 Broadway,
oi ~ cSItv Of Borough of Manhattan,
afore the 10th day Of June. l.h2
1a'e1 ~ MORTIMER FISHEI. Assignee.
l. ERIANGER. Attorney Assignee. No.
400 broadway. Borough OF Manhattan. New York City.
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LOANS.

LIBERAL LOANS on diamonds. watches
tewelry silverware, etc. Furs. stored
during summer months. MAX BERN
STEIN. 2Tl West 125th-st.
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LYNDHURST BICYCLES.

CREDIT. 50 per week I.yndhurst bicycles.
Shopworn wheels $40 up. M'KEE &c
HARRINGTON. lT3 Grand. near ceutre-st-
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MACHINERY.

AT REDUCED PRICES.-5O0 secondhand
wood and Iron working machines. fully
guaranteed: machinery bought and ex-
changed. GEO. d. EDDY 800 Madison-st
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YOUNG Canadian lady OF education would
like position for summer months. or per
manently IL suitable: references required
and given. Address g.. Box 81. Tribune
Office
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the numbers Of the hundred and fourteen bonds
issued under the trust deed of the Chicago ana western
Indiana Railroad Company dated November lst 1873 10
be redeemed Sy the Of the Sinking Fund
May LIST next at the office Messrs J. p. Morgan Co.
New York. 1Q5.
ANTHONY ]. THOMAS lr-,s,a.s
CHARLES II. RUSSELL, ii"'N'
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RHEC

SUCCESSFULLY and scientifically treated
by CHARLES BOUGHTON. Metaphy-
sician. Ii2 West Io9th-st. Hours. to o
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SWIMMING AND DIVING

SWIMMING scientifically taught At Dal
ton Swimming School, p West 4ith-st
Two tanks; water heated. Evening classes
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TRAVELLING COMPANION.-By woman.
2S wears of age, to aged or invalid lady;
Is a college graduate: has had advantages OF
European travel: can furnish best OF refer
ences as TO good moral character. etc. Ad-
dress p. o. Box 73. Menominee Mich.
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MOVING DAY Is at hand. Who shall /
get to move my piano? Give your order
70 REID BROTHERS. OF 5th-ave-: tel
. l2l 1Sth-sr.
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KITCHEN WORK all kinds. wanted by
middleaged woman. 1O1 st. Marks Place.
tanitor
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FURNISHED ROOMS.

BACHELOR APARTMENT.-Tw excep-
tionally well furnished rooms and private
bath: service; private house: references re
oiIired. ~ East gth-st
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HELP WANTED.

Female.
FOR select male and female help, city or
country, use COLORED WOMANS BUS
MESS CLUB. 1871 West 53d-st
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COACHMAN.-By first class man: dissn-
gagged on account OF family going to E.u-
rope; aged 81; height IT. in: single:
city or country; first class reference from
last employer. JAMES TREACY. Is East
94th-st.. stable.
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MESSENGER or anything. by a young man.
10 in office; fair salary: four years ex-
perience; excellent references. S. P. 20
Rush-st.. Brooklyn.
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CHMAN.-Cientleman going to Europe
wishes TO place his cOachman. who has
been In his employ for many years: a good
careful driver: can thoroughly recommend
him in every respect. Cali at 1853 Madison
ave. present employer.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1902-10-20

1O0 100t0 WIN 1OOE 44EO0vs
The idea that the sense of taste has
any connection with the throat appears
peculiar at first thought. We have been
possessed with the notion that the
sense of taste lies in the tongue and
the palate. We oil speak Of fine pal
ate, and many persons express aston.
ishment that they can enjoy a delicacy
as well after having had a plate fitted
to their mouths by a dentist as they
could before they paid visit to that
clever gentleman.
The sense Of taste is not confined to
the tongue and the palate, but is more
widely distributed. You taste also with
the epiglottis, that little valve at the
base of the tongue, and the larynx, to
which the epiglottis acts as an assist
ant, also takes part in the process.
Concerning the palate, it is noteworthy
that we taste with the soft part, which
is at the back Of the mouth, but not
with the hard or front palate. That ex-
plains the mystery Of the dental plate.
The tonsils do nothing for the sense of
taste, nor does the uvula.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1902-10-20
GOOD AUTHORITY.

Ex-senator Washburn, that distin-
guished republican of Minnesota, in an
interview printed in the New York
Tribune of September IL, 1899, said:
"The republican party, whether justly
or upjustly, is associated with trusts in
the minds OF the masses. As party we
have reached crisis where we have got
to call halt. The republican party has
got to disconnect itself from trusts. 1t
has got to do something more than to
adopt platform planks against trusts.
cit seems to me, after giving the mat.
ter great deal of thought, that the re-.
publicans in congress will have to
examine the subject thoroughly; and,
whenever they find trust is depending
for its exorbitant profits largely on pro.
tective duties, it will be the duty of
republican congressman and senators to
remove the duties at once. We cannot
stop short of that. The duties must be
repealed when it is shown that the trusts
are benefiting by them. This should be
done with the duty on steel rails and on
tin plate"
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1902-10-20
ADDITIONAL LOCAL.

A visit to the West 4 Slade mill reveals
che OF the most economical establish
ments on the coast. The new addition
built under the supervision of A. ]. West
runs as smoothly as though it had run
months. The cutting power represents
two Alis band saws, one ninefoo and
one ten.foot mill y inch Portland Iron
Works gang edger, automatic 1rimmers
live rolls and slab slashers. This added
to the old mill gives cutting capacity
OF 225 eco feet per day.
The ladies of the Presbyte, ian church
are nothing if not energetic. Quietly
they have been preparing during the
past months making all kinds OF articles
both useful and ornamental. and during
Thursday and Friday OF last week theil
fair, held in the Ninemire & Morgan
block, has been dream for the bargain
hunter in knicknacks etc. On both
evenings SIX o'clock supper was served
to large numbers, the first evening being
devoted to chicken eating, and the second
evening cold meats and hot beans were
served. The ladies will clear about $l3,,
which will be devoted to paying for fur
niture for the new church, which will be
ready for occupancy about the midcle Of
November.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1902-10-20
"Minne Circle" Falls.

"Some years ago l visited an ole
friend Of mine in Minneapolis" said O
we'll known Milwaukee railroad man
land he spent considerable time taking
me about to show me the many inter
esting places in that interesting city
One day he took me out to see the IA
nous Minnehaha falls, and after l had
Toasted my eyes on this beautiful work
of nature he invited me to accompany
him down the gulch through which the
little stream flOws-at least half a mile
and there called my attention to q
little cascade that is an exact NINA
ture of Minnehaha falls.
"'What do you call this cascade?
asked Of my friend.
1--WE call this Mime Giggle.' mil.
waukee Sentinel.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1902-10-20
What the Indian Eats.

The typical Indian home Of today
consists Of mud chinked log shack, q
tepee or two, usually hay barn and
sometimes corral. AS a general rule
they live in squalor, yet many Indians
possess nice homes and enjoy well
cooked meals from neatly set tables
But the ordinary Indian eats meats
largely Of questionable character. He
delights in dog stew and other savory
dishes. He has excellent teeth and an
envied digestion.
Indian children are shy and close
mouthed to strangers, but the squaws
are often lOquacious. Their doors are
always open to visitors. The red man
has an aversion for soldiers and frank.
~ tells them that he does not fear
them. Although he possesses an excel.
lent constitution, disease finds in the
Indian an easy victim.-Detroit Free
Press.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1902-10-20
FIRE BUGS.
Three Attempts at Incendiarism in Town Last
Night.

Three Attempts at Incendiarism in Town Last
Night.
That three deliberate attempts were
made to start fires last night is beyond a
doubt. In woodshed between the
plumbing shop of l.. B. Wiley and the
store Of Geo. L. Hilton, lot of straw
and kindling wood was placed in cor
ner and fred. The fire bug had leaned
some boards against the box, presumably
to conceal the blaze until it got we'll
started.
In the alley between G and H streets,
and Heron and Wishkah streets, a pile
of straw was found in blaze, and, but
for its timely discovery, would soon have
made destructive fire.
In an clubhouse in rear Of the French
Laundry. on Wishkah street, fire was
observed by passing citizen, who
promptly extinguished it. But a little
while longer and this was calculated to
have made a big fire. The three at
tempts leads the authorities to believe
they were made for the purpose of plum
der, and several suspicious characters
are being carefully watched.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1902-10-20

President Roosevelt said that call the
government can do is to create conditions
under which prosperity can come. If
the individual citizen lacks in thrift, the
energy, the power, and the mind to work,
no laws will make him prosperous" and
the New York World, referring to this
statement, points out that "our paternal
government, for example, SO creates
conditions for the steel trust through the
Dingley tariff that it has charged and
got $l1 ton more for rails in this mar
ket than in England, and other steel
products in proportion. By the same
law the teef combine is Pvt in position
where 1t fears no outside competition and
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1902-10-20
- = -
MARRIAGE IN ARABIA.


The wedding Procession an Elabo-
rate and Noisy Affair.
A marriage procession among the
Arabs is very elaborate affair. The
camel which bears the bride is deco
rated with bright henna dye on his
neck and shoulders, while there are
verses from the Koran inscribed on the
hangings. His uncouth legs are often
swathed with bright cloths, his head
bedecked with plumes and small mir
rors, while his back is respondent
with bright colored bits of tinsel,
which glisten against a patchwork of
many hued cloths. A hood or cage
conceals the bride. and no doubt adds
to the discomfort Of the cramped ride
on the beast. There are attendants.
and last Of all the musicians, chiefly
drummers. who attract the crowds by
their incessant pounding on small but
high keyed instruments.
If the journey to the groom's home
is short one, it is heightened by stops
at frequent intervals. and all the while
the lover must not show any eagerness
to welcome her, no matter what his
feelings may be. The Arab may be az
fectionate. but he cannot with dignity
betray emotion. Among the lower
classes buffoons accompany the pro-
cession with performing bears or other
wild animals, and when the bride is
wealthy largess is distributed along
the route in the form of clothes or coin.
When the groom's tent or fixed home
has been reached. the bride is expected
to show great reluctance about enter
ing it, and in some cases she has to be
lifted by the husband over the blood
of a sheep he has just slain.-Woman's
Home Companion.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1902-10-20
A MAGNIFICENT Vessel,

In 2CS 3. c., Archimedes devised n
marvellous ship for Hero Of Syracuse.
Her three lofty masts had been
brought from Britain, whereas our
ships masts are of iron or obtained
from New Zealand or from Vancouver
island. Luxuriously fitted sleeping
apartments abounded, and one of her
banqueting halls was paved with agate
and costly Sicilian stone. Other floors
were cunningly inlaid with scenes from
the "Iliad." Stables for many horses,
ponds stocked with live fish. gardens
watered by artificial rivulets and hot
baths were provided for use or amuse-
ment.-Chambers' Journal.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1902-10-20
DIRECT STAKES"

AS great as are the direct "stakes" OF
our political sugar interests says Bryon
w. Holt they are exceeded by the
indirect stakes 70 be won or lost by the
Cuban reel procity deal. The sugar pro-
aluction of Hawaii increased over 1900
per cent. under the free admission OF
the United States. and sugar into the
markets OF the United States, and sugar
lands there increased in value from
few dollars to hundreds Of dollars per
acre. BY donating $l0,OOO,0OO or $l5,
600, 900 a year to Hawaiian sugar-land
owners we are adding from 500. 600
to 5000, 900, 900 to the value of their lands.
The removal of 25 per cent of the duty
on Cuban sugar would give about $12,-
$1,000 year to the Cuban sugar-land
owners-mostly Americans or other
foreigners-and add $100.0OO,00O to
5000 100000 to the value of their lands.
Annexation would add $400, 100000 or
more, to these values. OF course, then,
Cuba would soon be supplying-as it is
proper that it should do-nearly all of our
sugar lands in this CONTEMPLATING
those OF Hawaii and Porto Rico would
shrink quite perceptibly.
These are the great stakes being
played for by our political chess-board,
with 77,OOO,OO0 Of US as pawns, and
which will be continued in our next
Congress and, in fact, our Congressional
elections. That these are real stakes is
evident from the fact that as soon he
discovered that he was going to lose un.
less he could succeed in making it
drawn game, Mr.. Havemeyer, according
to reports, began to buy beet.sugar lands
and factories.
Mankind will be doubly blessed when
it succeeds in divorcing sugar and
politics; when it can have the one with
out the other. Sugar then will be far
cheaper and politics far less corrupt.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1902-10-20
The Artist and the Critic,

Sidney Cooper, the English artist,
happening one day to visit the Royal
academy. where some of his works
were on exhibition, while a couple OF
critics were examining the pictures
strolled up to where they were stand
ing. At that moment the younger of
the two critics exclaimed, "Any ma.
chine could turn out sheep like that"
Mr.. Cooper put his hand in his peck.
ct, produced his card and, handing it to
the newspaper man, said, with gravity,
IF you will kindly send that machine
to this address when completed, I'll
send check for $1,000 to the institute
for decayed journalism
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1902-10-20
Scum by the Pound.

In China liquids are sold by weigh
and grain by measure. John buys souI
by the pound and cloth by the foot.
Chinaman never puts his name outside
his shop, but paints instead a motto OF
list of his goods on his vertical sign
board. Some reassuring remark is fire.
Quently added, such as Zone word
hall" "A child two feet high would moi
be cheated" Every single article has
to be bargained for, and it is usual fol
the customer to take his own measure
and scales with him.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1902-10-20

The span of life is gradually expand.
ing. We live longer and get more out
of it than our grandfathers did. Wheth.
err the cause of this is better knowl-
edge of natural law or more skillful
surgery we will not undertake to say.
At any rate, people think this pretty
good world to live in and want to stay
here as long as they can comfortably.
The man with 100 birth anniversaries
behind him is not such a remarkable
fellow after all.-New York Herald.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1902-10-20

The Washington correspondent of the
Des Moines Register and Leader, a re
publican paper, recently provided the
republicans with an interesting sugges.
ton as to the method to be employed in
avoiding inconsistent statements in the
republican campaign book. Referring
to the presentation in that book OF
statistics intended to show that republi.
can policies are good for all classes oil
people, this republican correspondent
said: "These two sets of statistics will
have to be used with care and skill by
the republican orator who wishes to
show that while the wages of labor have
increased there has been no decrease in
the purchasing power of the dollar. The
safer way for the spell-binder will prob
ably be to use one set of statistics while
talking to farmers, and the other set
when speaking to laboring men"
Speaker Henderson might have adopted
similar plan and thus remained in the
field he might have used Mr.. Roosevelt IS
speeches while talking to the ultrapro-
tectionists and he might have used the
tariff trust plank in the Iowa platform
while talking to tariff revisionists.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1902-10-20
The Heat of Australia.

Australia is the hottest country OH
record. l have ridden for miles astride
the equator, but l have never found
heat to compare with this. Out in the
country in the dry times there appears
to be little more than sheet of brown
paper between you and the lower re.
gions, and the people facetiously say
that they have to feed their hens on
cracked ice to keep them from laying
boiled eggs.-Sydney Telegraph.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1902-10-20
His Life in Peril.

ri just seemed 10 have gone all tc
pieces" writes Alfred Bee. of Welfare
Tex, "bi iousness and lame back had
made life a burden. l couldn't eat OF
g eep and felt almost too wor:. out to
work when began to use Electric Bit
tiers, but they worked wonders. Now
sleep like top, can eat anything, have
gained in strength and enjoy hard
work." They give vigorous health and
new life to weak, sickly, rundown PEG.
pie. Try them. Only 50c at Smits Drug
Co.'S drug store.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1902-10-20

Young Husband-Don't you think
darling, that it would spoil the curtains
If should smoke?
Young Wife-You are the best and
most considerate husband that ever
lived, dear. OF course it would.
Young Husband-Well. then. you'd
better take them down.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1902-10-20
The Height Of POlfteuess.

Cleverton-Since you have been call
ing on Miss Pinkerly how have her ia
ther and mother treated you?
ENTHUSIASTICALLY. haven't
even met them.-Judge.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1902-10-20

Censure and criticism never hurt any.
body. If false, they cannot hurt you
unless you are wanting in manly char
acter, and If true they show man his
weak points and forewarn him against
failure and trouble.-GladstOne.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1902-10-20
Cause For Grievance.

"When you refused me. you promised
are as cold as an iceberg"
"But l didn't think you were going
to stop propOsing."-Life.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1902-10-20

When you get tired Of work. you
will realize that you have reached the
time Of life when you have no place to
play.-Atchison Globe.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1902-10-20

can charge monopoly prices at home
while selling lower to London in COM
petition with meat from South America
and Canada"
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1902-10-20
How He Spoiled 1t.

Hell thought you looked charming
last night.
She-Oh, now, did you really?
= He-Yes. Why, could hardly believe
it was yOu.-Philadelph Bulletin.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1902-10-20

Don't think for a moment that you
have met all the idiots there are in the
world.-Chicago News.