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The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1902-11-26

When Sandow poses and the muscles
ridge his back and knot his arms, we
think we have before us the very secret
of strength i'll those magnificent muscles.
But we haven't. Starve Sandow, or,
what is practically the same thing, let
him be dyspeptic, and his muscle would
soon fail. Strength is made from food
properly digested and assimilated, and
no man Is stronger than his stomach, be-
cause when the stomach is diseased di-
gestion and assimilation are imperfect.
DIR. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery
cures diseases of the stomach and other
organs of digestion and nutrition. 1t
enables the perfect digestion and assim-
ilation of food SO that the body is nour-
ished into perfect health and strength.
VI had what my physician called indigestion:
He gave me medicine for the trouble but II did
me no good" writes Mr.. w Ii, Wells, of Will
lard, N. C. al wrote to DIR. Pierce and stated
my case. lie sent me descriptive list and hY
gienic rules. carried out thfse as best could
bought six bottles of his Golden Medical Dis
covery' and commenced taking IL. few days
later 1 noticed a great change. Felt like a new
man; Before began the use OF the Golden
Medical Discovery suffered greatly with pain
In stomach. my nerves seemed oil n-down,'
was very thin in flesh, but now can cot heartily
and sleep good at nishtn
DIR. Pierce's Common Sense Medical
Adviser Is sent FREQ on receipt of stamps
to pay expense of mailing only, Send
twenty-oue one-cent stamps for the pa
per-covered book, or thirty-one stamps
for the cloth-bound volume. Address
DIR. R. v. Pierce, Buffalo, N. Y.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1902-11-26
A ThnnIssgIyIng Dinner.

Heavy eating is usually the first
cause of Indigestion. Repeated attacks
inhame the mucous membranes lining
the stomach, exposes the nerves of the
stomach, producing swelling after
eating, heartburn, headache, sour ris-
ings and finally catarrh of the stomach
Kodol relieves the inflammation, pro-
tects the nerves and cures the catarrh
Kodol cures indigestion, dyspepsia
all stomach troubles by cleansing and
sweetening the glands OF the stomach.
Geo. M. Shamalia
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1902-11-26
WEDNESDAY, NOV. 26. 1902.

Centennial Building and Loan Association.
The Secretary will be at the Hall Church
ST., for the transaction of business as follows:
Every Monday evening.
The Wednesday and Thursday tday and
evening" before regular monthly meeting.
Afternoon of the Monday of the regular
monthly meeting.
The Wednesday evening after the regular
monthly meeting.
no till ~ o'clock. A. NJ
HOURS: :, a. I'm
The Sd Monday eesaning in each month is
the time of the regular monthly meeting,
when dues are payable from till s.15 O'Clock.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1902-11-26

The Board of Freeholders met on
Monday of last week at Heffernan' 8
Hotel, High Bridge, to go over the
election bills and pay the same. Bills a.
mounting to $4,000 were paid, after
which tho Board adjourned until their
regular monthly meeting, tho second
Wednesday in December, which was
voted to be held at Kitchens Hotel,
West Portal.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1902-11-26

The Lewis Chamberlin farm, in
East Amwell township, was sold last
Thursday by his executors. James s.
Chamberlin, one of the sons, was the
purchaser, at 500. so per acre. The farm
contains 40 acres and is an extra de-
sirable one.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1902-11-26

Charles Snyder, of Ringoes, met
with an unpleasant experience while
cunning one day last week. Another
hunter some distance away discharged
his gun and portion Of the load en-
tered Snyder's back and neck. The
force OF the shot threw him to the
ground, but did not infict serious
wounds. While lying upon the ground
a second shot just missed his head.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1902-11-26

A visit to Judge Paxson's Big Harm.
Edward M. Paxson, ex-Chief Justice
of the Supreme Court, had n number
of invited guests inspect his new bar II
on his 235-acre farm, near Buckingham
station, on saturday, November 22d.
This farm was recently purchased of
Charles Williams, and is his latest ac-
QUESTION in the chain of seven fine
farms owned by him in the Bucking-
ham Valley, and is n part of his com
bined acreage of 1900 acres, II is
known as Nonesucb, two Of the
others being "Bycot" and "Redtop."
Mr. Paxson is also the owner of much
land in Solebury township.
The barn and cattle on the None
such farm were the chief attractions
on the day named. The party were
mostly Philadelphians, and came up as
Mr.. Parsons guests in the private car
of President George Il. Baer, of the
Reading Railway, arriving at the sta
ton about 12 o'clock. From this point
the visitors were driven in carriages
hired at Doylestown livery to the
farm. Here an hour was spent in
viewing the improvements and mag
nificent surroundings.
1t being the intention Of the Judge
to devote this particular farm largely
to the fattening Of steers for market,
it is to this farm that the greatest at
tention in the matter Of improvements
has been given. The original structure,
43x64 feet, has been extended 10 feet ut
each end. Running Mt right angles
with the eastern end n large structure
has been added, 125x51 feet, which will
be devoted exclusively to the housing
of cattle and the storage of grain, hay
and fodder.
The ground floor Of this new add.
ton is model If convenience, with
plenty of room, light and air. The
stalls are 80 located as TO permit of easy
access, and the floors Of the corridors
dividing the various apartments and
stalls are Of cement. 1t is the inten
ton to allow but part of the cattle al
a time access to the farmyard for the
purpose of watering. Adjoining the
old barn at the western end, Is new
straw house, 18x37 feet, while the en-
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1902-11-26

NOTICE. All who are DESTROYS of be-
coming members of the night school,
will please report at the Third Ward
School, Monday evening, December !,
1902, at 100 p. NJ. For particulars ad-
dress or call on J. r. Botti.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1902-11-26

Mrs. Eddy's command to her follow
ers not to treat contagious diseases was
concession to the dictates OF common
sense, which has given her sect a fatal
blow. The contagion Of unbelief is al
ready spreading and her whole camp
is likely to be infected.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1902-11-26
THE GRAND DEPOT.
II. ii. VAN HORN & SONS.


Wanted, few old dark blue dishes
to complete set. Plates of all sizes,
cups, saucers, meat plates, turkey
plates, pitchers, and cup-plates. Send
description, also name on back, if any,
to Box 1926, Pennington, N. j.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1902-11-26

Mr.. Cleveland labored with New
Jersey and it went Republican. Mr..
Bryan delivered scores of speeches in
Nebraska and Colorado and they went
Republican. Mr.. Hill deluged New
York with speeches and it went Re
publican.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1902-11-26
NEW HOPEAuDBUCKS CO.

New Hope, Bucks Co, Pa, ON the Delaware
river, Opposite Lambertville, n. y,9 is an in
corporated borough with population of about
ant 80 miles, by the North Eastern Pennsylva-
mia IL. IL, operated by the Reading Railway.
New Hope il n manufacturing town, and
offers fine opportunities for the location OF
factories, etc 1t has n large paper mill grist
mill, bag factory, silk mill, etc
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1902-11-26

All who use Atomizers in treating nasal
catarrh will get the best result from Elys
Liquid Cream Balm. Price, including spray
ing tube. rs cts Sold by druggists or mailed
by Ely Bros, Sc Warren St, N. Y.
New Orleans, Sept !, 1850.
Messrs ELY Bros II sold two bottles Of
your Liquid Cream Balm to customer, VIM.
Lamberton, l4l5 Delachaise St, New Orleans;
he has used the two bottles giving him Won
derful and most satisfactory results.
Gro. W McDUFF, Pharmacist.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1902-11-26

If voting machines had been EN-.
ployed at the recent elections in Tren-
ton and Camden, such thing as re-
count of the votes would, in all prob
ability, not have been thought of.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1902-11-26
When a pen goes wrong You can't

When pen goes wrong you can't
make it write.
The saloon presents bar to many
a mans success.
This is the season when the turkey
gobbler is gobbled.
Some men pay as they go, others
wait till the law oyertakes them.
Poor bunny has had hard lot
since the hunting season opened.
Charity with some people consists
of placing others under obligations to
them.
The pulpit of the First Baptist
Church will be filled next Sunday by
the pastors brother, Rev. Charles E.
Cordo, of Manayunk, Pa
Ten carloads of Barnum & Bailey's
show horses and animals arrived at the
station at Raven Rock Wednesday,
where they were taken in charge for
the winter by Allen Knight, of Cary
ersville, Penna.
The Junior Epworth League will
hold an entertainment in the NJ. L.
Church, Wednesday,, Dec Sd, after
noon and evening. Fancy articles,
homemade candy and cake will be for
sale In the evening ice cream will be
added. A short programme at clock
will be given.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1902-11-26

"She claims, l believe, to be descend.
I'd from king"
eyes. Before her grandfather struck
II rich he WIS known rs the poker king
of White Hoss Flats."-Chicago Rec
ord Herald. -
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1902-11-26
Railroad Company will II
sue Clerical Orders for 1908.

Pursuant to its usual custom, the
Pennsylvania Railroad Company will
issue clerical orders for the year 1908,
to ordained clergymen having regular
charge OF churches located on or near
its lines. Clergymen desiring such
orders should make individual appli
cation for same on blanks furnished by
the Company through its Agents. APP
plications should reach the General
Office of the Company by December
81, 80 that orders may be mailed De-
cember 81 to all clergymen entitled to
receive them.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1902-11-26

-SheriifDilts has retained John Van
Horn as turnkey of the Jail, which po-
sition he has faithfully held for some
years.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1902-11-26

Stoves stored for the season aud
repaired if needed, by
HOOKER & STINTsMAN,
Telephone call, 2. New Hope Pa.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1902-11-26

The concert by the Amwell Orches-
ira, at st. Johns Hall, last Wednesday
evening, was not as largely attended as
1t should have been, but, unfortunately,
several other entertainments and meet
ings were being held the same even
ing. The program was an excellent
one and was we'll rendered, Mr.. Yos,
the conductor, is interchangeable in his
efforts to bring the orchestra up to
high standard, and both the selections
and the playing indicated that he was
succeeding we'll in his purpose. Sew
eral persons who are competent to
Judge, expressed the opinion that
the concert was the best ever given
by the orchestra, The soloists, Mr..
Sol Eckstein, clarinet, and Mr.. Martin
Meyer, cornet, were excellent, and
were heartily applauded for their eff
forts. Our people have reason to be
proud OF possessing so fine an orches-
ira, and they should encourage it
by liberal patronage.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1902-11-26

which shows no traces of animal or
vegetable life.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1902-11-26
q "A - T07TA.
a ssss. I'll. The Kind You Have Always Bought
signature ss &lS2zIZx

WALL PAPER rs low as &c., 4c..
and DC. apiece; 30 styles to pick from.
Holcombe, 81 Main street.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1902-11-26

-Wilmot Quinby, of Solebury, Pa,
has been elected director of the Lam
bertville National Bank, to take the
place of Alfred Paxson, deceased.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1902-11-26

-'Lamb ertville Puffs" are still CO.
ing up in smoke. Kline sells them.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1902-11-26

-CHEAPEST Wall Paper in the
world at Holcombe's, 81 Main street.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1902-11-26

The giggling girl generally has
pretty teeth.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1902-11-26

1t Keeps the Feet Warm and Dry.
Ask to-day for Aliens Foot Ease, a
powder. 1t cures Chilblains, Swollen,
Sweating, Sore, Aching, Damp feet.
At all druggists and shoe stores, 25c.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1902-11-26

List of letters remaining unclaim-
ed at the Lambertyille post office,
Nov. 90, 1909.
J. j. Young.
Joseph Williamson.
G.. A. SKILLMAN, p. M.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1902-03-27

Brother Dickey came in yesterday
leading black pickaninny by the
hand. He amt but 10 year OF, sub"
he explained, "but he done gone inter
de writin business, en- he says he
gwine beat dis yer Dunbar Teller writ
in fer de race. He done light in ter
buildin' of story, en- heah's a small
sketch er 1t, but he say hit'll be bout
three stories high TO he git throo' wild
1t" And Brother Hickey handed over
the following, which is printed verba-
tim
when spring begins to dawn the
young sprouts of all varieties that has
been nestled in the earth during the
long and dreary winter, puts out their
green heads, looking inward The
birds begin to MARBLE sweet melodies
from their Threats. Also one can see,
by close observation, poisonous rep
tiles Icing about as IL they We're sun
ming themselves and resting up from
the sleep of the cold winter that had
just passed into the great beyond, still
there Is nothing or no one more thank
full for the spring than the Poet. "-At-
lanta Constitution.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1902-03-27

II tho present moderate weather con-
tinnes in Russia the ice in the River
Neva will soon break up, and there
upon viii occur the blessing of the
river, an annual event of national i'm
portance to Russia
On the day when the river first
shows signs of being released from its
winter bonds, the solemn ceremony of
blessing the waters is performed by
the high dignitaries of the Greek
Church, in the presence of the Car.
The ceremony takes place at st. Peters
burg, opposite the Winter Palace of
the Car, in pavilion decorated with
sacred pictures.
On the pavilion platform are as
sembled the high officials of state. and
below the steps. in two lines facing
each other, appear the Russian priests
In their splendid vestments.
The average number of days dur
Ing which navigation is possible is
21S, the least liz, and the greatest 279.
Recently ice breaking vessels have
been introduced
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1902-03-27

The trials of the improved Elswick
gun mountings for the barbette guns
OF the Japanese pattieship Mikasa
seem TO prove that they are long
way in advance of anything yet in use
in our navy, says the st. James Ga
zette From the after barbeste, firing
unnamed shots. the gun was on one
occasion loaded and fired in thirty sec
onds on the best previous performance.
But the most remarkable result was
achieved by the forward barbette,
which, firing aimed rounds from open
gun, got off three shots in net period
of ninety-seven seconds. or at an av-
erage rate of one rouna in thirty-three
and one-third seconds. As, however.
the guns crew was merely a scratch
lot, it is possible that the Mikasa will
beat this performance in the future
She will, at any rate. approach the
rate of two rounds per gun per min
ute, which means that from her four
12-inch guns alone she will be able to
hurl three tons of steel at an opponent
within that time.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1902-03-27
Then He Wonld wake.


The late Lord Dufferin was known
to his friends as one of the most
charming of men. His friends were Of
both sexes. Indeed, his platonic gall
lantries, after he had reached the age
VIXEN he could safely indulge them,
were quite unconcealed. They may be
thought to be referred to in Kipling's
sprightly sketch, Mrs. Hauksbee Hits
Out" which is of the period when
Lord Dufferin was viceroy of India.
That this tendency on the part of the
noble spouse was the subject of ami
able banter by Lady Dufferin is at
tested by Renaissance of their So
journ in Rome, when Lord Dufferin
was British ambassador there.
There had been during the night a
shock of earthquake in Rome. which
naturally formed topic at the am
bassadorial dinner table next day. 1t
turned out that every one had felt the
shock except the ambassador, who had
slept through it. ooh, WE'LL observed
a guest, "the last trump would not
waken Lord Dufferin." NO" assented
the marchioness, and added thought
fully, unless it happened to be tina
queen of hearts"
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1902-03-27
Ouay's Long Speech.

Senator Quay's speech was the long
est ever printed. 1t occupied over 100
pages, and included complete history
Of the manufacture of iron and glass
from the earliest dawn OF history to
the present day. Everybody remem-
bers that speech and its purpose. 1t
was prepared for Mr.. Quay when the
democrats were engaged in revising
the tariff. Every time they proposed a
reduction in the iron and steel sched-
ule Mr.. Quay would take from under
meath his desk q pile of manuscript
about three feet high and begin to
read. After he had kept this up for
two or three days and had made no
apparent inroad into the mountain OF
typewriter sheets the Democrats
would succumb and suggest eompro-
mise. AT the close of The session the
speech was printed. 1t ought to have
been placed in the state Library OF
Pennsylvania, and labeled THE Bull
wark of our Protected Interests"
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1902-03-27
FENlMoRE COOPER LETTER.
Famous Novelist Called Europe Ro-
nance and America Humdrum.

Famous Novelist Called Europe a Ro-
nance and America Humdrum.
Here is an interesting letter, in the
possession of well-known autograph
collector, that, according to the Phil
adelphia Record. Fenimore Cooper
wrote to his publishers in 1881.
I hope you will be wrong in antic-
ipatfng bad reception for The
Bravo. ] cannot tell you much of its
reception in Europe. though Gosselin
says 1t is very decidedly successful In
France. America is. of all countries,
one of the least favorable to works of
the imagination. In Europe. or,
rather in England, where there has ex-
lsted a necessity of accounting for
,some success in tn very teeth of their
preJudiees and wishes, it has been the
fashion TO say thai no writer ever en-
1oyed so favorable an opportunity as
|, because ! am an American and a
sailor As to the sailor part OF the
business, IL is grossly absurd: for what
advantage has an American sailor Over
any other? They know the falsehood
OF what they say in this respect, for |
get 5000 pounds for nautical tale
that shall celebrate English skill to-
morrow
For myself, I can write two Euro
pean stories easier than can write one
American. Why. Europe itself Is a
romance. while all America is a mat
ter-of-fact. humdrum, eommon-sense
region from Quaddy to Cape Florida"
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1902-03-27
oHAuFFEuR MEANS sToKER.
Good Joke on millionaire "MobiIists----
Fads In Pronunciation.

Good Joke on Millionaire "MobiIistsv---
Fads In Pronunciation.
The pronunciation OF the word
Chauffeur" provokes the Great Round
World to an examination into the au-
thority of pronunciation fads. 1t says:
Where polite usage gets its authori-
ty nobody KNOWS. Now, it is saying
that valet the final syllable of which
We have learned to give off-hapd with
a high-bred a. shall be Anglicfzed just
as 'parquet' was few years ago. and
shall appear In polite society in its
plain English stubbiness. 1t is likely
that we shall all stumble and stutter
and make mistakes at first, but event
ually fall into line of .ets.'
There are those who claim that a
polite suburb should have long u,
that tapestry should be "a long, and
that the sun never 'shone' politely
with long o. The same authorities
are busy with the new automobile
importation Chauffeur (shofeur),
which has been called everything that
Is polite. 1t might be called something
more, for 1T is not truthful term. 1t
means, when interpreted, fireman,
'stoker, and lis innocently good joke
on our own millionaires who speed
their own 'outos.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1902-03-27
southern Ch,v,,rv.

"You ask IL chivalry still exists In
the South" said girl enthusiastically
to friend with whom she was talking
over a recent Sou,-.ern trip. wen. /,
just guess it does! y
ITO illustrate, I'll tell you a little
thing that happened to me one day.
A SUBURBAN train going out from Birm-
ingham was trifie more than half
full; that is. there was man sitting
by every window, and the outside half
OF most of the seats was vacant.
II got on just as the train was about
to start, and was in the act of taking
a seat when the man on the inside OF
the settee rose, and, crossing the aisle,
left me with the seat to myself
Presently he came back, and raising
his hat, he said apologetically:
You must ardon me, madam, for
giving you the whole seat just now;
know ladies don't like to sit by promis-
cuous gentlemen
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1902-03-27

When John Stuart Mill ran for Par
lament in Westminster he was asked
at one of the meetings, chiefly com
posed OF the working classes, whether
he had ever published the opinion that
the working classes of England, though
they differed from those of other coun-
tries in being ashamed of lying, were
generally liars He answered without
hesitation that he had, whereupon
there was vehement applause. The
FIRST workingman who spoke after MIR.
Mills admission sal amid cheers that
the wo king classes wanted friends,
not fatterers. Mill won his election.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1902-03-27
As halt Payemenfs.

About twenty-five years ago govern
ment engineers decided to pave Penn
sylvania avenue in Washington with
asphalt. That was the beginning of
the general use of the scientific mys-
terry for street pavements. To-day
over 234,000,000 square feet of street
payements in the United States and
Canada are covered with asphalt. This
asphalt pavement would make boule-
ward twenty-six feet wide over 1850
miles long and would reach from New
York to New Orleans, and then have
several miles for side streets.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1902-03-27
California q Land OF Contrasts.

California is indisputably land of
contrasts. 1t has fertile lands and the
ocean in the west and the desert in
the east, the region of eternal summer
is found In the south and land of
rugged winter in the north; 1t has
plains devoid of vegetation and its
groves of big" trees, the largest in
the world; also, there is to be found
in the state some of the finest seen
cry in the world and some of the most
desolate of landscapes. Then, too, in
the matter OF elevation, which has a
decided influence upon conditions of
temperature, attitudes vary from a
point 400 feet below the level of the
sea, in Death Valley, to more than
$4,000 feet above-in fact, California
has the highest and lowest land of any
state in the Union.