Wallowa chieftain. [volume] (Joseph, Union County, Or.) 1884-1909, 1902-05-22
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order me not 10 see your daughte,
again. ! belong TO the Lovers Uujo,
and one word from me VIII boycOt
e-.~-Life.
He'd. White. and Blue Thar mps,
Re = wccdplle up 10 college. Maria =
why. Hiram:" Because Crawfoofs
son writes that be sees our Silas Ejek.
Ing Up chips every night L"-Chicaro
Daily News
Not Identified NJ GiIlis-Surelr
Hiss Gray. you haven't forgotten ne
already: Why. proposed 10 you a,
the seashore last summer Miss Gray
much puzzled'-Can't you recall some
other Incidenr:-Judse
Served her right: Why did yOu
murder your wifeE asked the mission.
airy Of the canniual king. "Becausa
she put no doylies under the fnre-.
bowls AZ the table, hovled the sar.
Baltimore World.
EesourcetUl Man. Where's your bot.
tie Of cough medicine, JOSIAH" "Wha,
10 you want with itE'' Well. Won
won't take il. and as il cost ninepenee
il shan't he wasted. I'm going to pol.
ash the piano with it-"-Tit-Bi,s.
Clearance sale. First Bulgarian
Paud.i-Tne chief has cut the ransom
u $1,000 Second Bulgarian Bandit
Yes, his idea Is 70 close out all the
missionaries on hand. TO make room
for new stock. I'm t0ld.-New York
sun.
\ Change FOR the Worst. Wandering
Wl.ie-W'ar's de matter. pard: Ye,
look bad Weary Wraggles-l'm allus
Is way lu-.l' Lent. find DAT hard.
boiled eggs an cole lshballs is worse
fes NE detection dan mince pie
Judge.
Phil B-ick-What's the difference be.
tween al honest and dishonest p0lits.
csal: Phi. Oss.fe--Oue IS il politics
for the good he can do his fellow-citi.
zen. while the other is in politics 70.
any amour; ue can do bis fellOw-citi.
zeas.-Olio State Journal
Casey-Did ye bear about poor Elan.
ue-y: Cassidy-S0rra the word Ca.
sey-Shure the big sIaDe hammer in
the foundry dropped on his chist ar
killed him Cassidy-Well. OTm n0
surprised. for he always had wake
caisI.-Phi.adelphia Press
Obl!-ing: DO you think you had
be-lel ear another piece Of pie!" asked
the nsishbor lady. who had already
given little Bobbie one piece for run
ming an errand Yes. ma'am." replied
Bobble, promptly. Il win If you want
me tO."-Ohio State Journal
Just Minute Late. Sweet Wife
Oh Herald, the hall clock just tel
and narrowly missed mother. Had Il
struck her she would have been killed
Herald tal0ud'-You don't say SO!
aside always did say that clock
was slOw.-lniianapolis News.
Most desirable: 1t would be help
ful 10 you" said the prison visitor, ii
You could take some motto. and try 10
live up 10 il That's right" replied
the convict; I'D Ike 10 select. for in.
stance. We are here to-day and gone
tomorrow philadelphia Press.
Tie Rector's Daugbter-My faths
feels il very much. Mrs. Barker, ths!
you should leave the church every S1n'
day just before the sermon Don't you
think you might Try and stay in future'
Mrs Barker-l du-sn't do il. miss. |
. do snore that dreadful when In asleep
Punch
How thoughtful: Mrs. Upton Flatts
-Norah. Will you try TO have the steak
little more rare. after this: The COok
tbristling up,-Is it fDdin fault wild me
coOkin'. yez are: Mrs. Upton Flatte-
Oh, no. no John and thought yos
might object 10 remaining over the hrs
90 iong-Puck.
+ Not prejudiced: Blancbe-I'm afraid
Edward, you're marrying me only Oe,
cause I've Inherited ten thousans
pounds from my uncle. Edward-"n!,
Blanche. how can you think that OF me!
Your uncle is nothing TO TIE. ! Wouh
marry you no matter from whom !Os'
inherited the moley.-Tit-Bi
Natural mirrors: The Lawyer-foa
say that you were walking behind THIS
woman. could not distinguish her figure
because OF the cape she wore. saw nOih'
ing Of her face. and yet knew that shs
was very pretty woman. How DO yea
account for that: The Witness-Wel'
/ could see the faces OF the men eon'
Ing toward me.-Life.
Teacher-If you face the north. o.
rectly behind you will be the south. Oh
your right hand viii be the east. ana
on your left hand west Seeing iaeh
OF attention on the part of Bobby ana
wishing to catch him: What Is Oh
your left hand, BobbyT' Bobby 'in
deep confusiOnl-Piease, it's some tsi'
an 1t won't come of.-Tit-B Bits.
Willie had swallowed a penny, and
his mother was In a state OF mues
alarm. Helen" she called 10 her si'
Ter II the next room, send for q dVf
ter. Willie has swallowed a penny
i he terrified boy looked up implorlDs'