Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1902-02-11

The Beers DO not know when they gtt
enough, The British know, but they can't
let go.-Mobile Register
Can Dr.. Barney. whe first induct,l anl
then eliminated tuberculosis, do anSth..s....ss.
for eorns ?-Dehoit News.
But, If we stopped selling horses and
mules to the British army the Beers
might soon be without monts.-Detroit
News.
BY waiting until 1904 the St Louis
exposition win also get farther away
from the Pan-American "Reminiscences
Detroit News.
The richest man in Germany is the
man who makes guns; the richest men
III America are those who issue bonds.--
Detroit News.
Secretary Shaw was born in !, log
cabin, and yet cabinet position il the
highest honor he has attained.
land 0regonian.
Would Canada have any objection to
annexiug the United States? We are
disposed 10 do the right thing over here
Detroit Free Press.
When wording goes to church and
sees 4 deacon snoozing it tends TO make
him think there is not much spiritual
Huntington Democrat.
However. Miss Stone cannot expect to
excite as much interest as Prince Henry
at this time unless she also publishes her
itinerary Rapids Press.
If the st. Lofts system Of stopping
street cars is to be adopted generally,
Al H., H..
proper thing Detroit Free Press.
If one Of the functions Of poet is 70
stir things up, it.cannot be disputed that
Rudyard Kipling is a successful member
of the professionals Philadelphia Bulletin.
And Croker lbs lived to see the day
when the courts declare the nominee he
has bolted and refused to support The
regular Democratic candidate. Buffalo
News.
Hon. Webster Davis has formally an
nounced his retirement from political life.
The public is no longer interested in the
hole through which Web disappeared,
Washington Post
Gen. Lew Wallace is spending the
greater part Of each day at his home ut
Charlottesville, Ind. at work ON his
autobiography. He hopes 30 complete the
work within year.
Archbishop Corrigan has a genius FOR
saying things, His latest aphorism is
that The golden rule and not socialism
is the panacca for mans problemsT'-
Buffalo News.
Assuming that most people have for
gotten what it is that Medley is being
tried for we undertake to make the an
nouncement as soon as the facts can be
rcdiscovered- News.
1t is too soon 70 begin worrying about
the excessive money in the treasury.
Wait until Congress adjourns them uu-
less all signs fail. there win be little 80
worry about Philadelphia Ledger.
1t is comforting, among the many ae-
cident horrors of the past month"; to read
a story of one mans leg being crushed
by the cars and to learn the mangled
prop was made of wood. Buffalo News,
Sioux City physicians have formed a
trust and no one can get well now with
out paying established prices. The town
may be expected TO develop n very
healthy population.-St. Paul Dispatch.
One thing is certain There is not go
ing to be any mystery about the persons
whose names are on the city payroll
how they came there and what they do
for their pay.--New York Evening sun
A New York man has been paying his
wife's alimonS in postage stamps Of I'M
negotiable denominations, which sug-
gests that the champion mean man would
better look to his laurels Washington
Times.
These thieves up near Cleveland. who
stole a house and tried to sell the lot
from whence they removed the house,
are expected to return and take the blue
sky that was over the house Buffalo
Times.
A Bartholomew County farmer is
Boosting of having found gold on his
farm. Monroe County farmers have long
since found that by proper tilling they
can produce the same article Blooming
ton World.
Carrie Nation has $1,000 in cash. the
homestead and the feather bed but Da-
vid Nation has a sense OF relief and Il
peace of spirit which is more to be de-
sired yea, than much fine gold.-Kansa5
City Star.
A New York legislator desires actors to
take out licenses TO show their qualifca-
tions for their profession. But New York
legislators do not have TO take out per-
mits before they can lcgislate. Wash
ington Star.
The Drexels Of Philadelphia matched
]. Pierpont Morgan's gift of 4 years sal
airy to each employee by exactly the same
generosity. If this practice spreads. jobs
in big banking institutions will become
popular Buffalo News.
Kansas is always springing surprises.
The lasest is that judge threatens TO
send Gov Stanley TO Jail for contempt Of
court The Governor laughs at the judge
and Informs him that he has the pardon
ing Buffalo News.
The telephone girls Of Shelbyyille could
tell some mighty interesting things
which. were they published in the news
papers would set the whole town gossip
ing in less than IN hour But they
won't tell it, that's all.-Shclbyyille Re
publican.
Money is the root Of evil A banker
and his wife "a Monirose. Susquehanna
County. have newly Illustrated the truth
Of the saying They contracted smallpox
by handling filthy bank notes. and thc
wife died Of the loathsomc malady. Phil
adelphia Record
Gen. George II. Steuart. Confederate
bA.adier general. has just had returned
to him. by Mr. Abram Smith Of Long
Beach. Cal. Bible which he carried
through the Civil War and which the
latter took from q Confederate wagon a
few days before the surrender Of Lees
army.
An esteemed Boston contemporary IN
forms its readers by means u startling
headlines and special dispatch that
Gov. Shaw Of Iowa eats pie three times
a day Wei, he is man Of considera-
bic means. lie can afford IT, But is
there anything peculiar in his manner Of
eating piet Chicago Tribune.
Don't lick the envelope The fate Of
the gentleman who cut his lip on the