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The bee., 1902-02-20
Wit and HUMOR.

Sallie-Yes their marriage was a
secret, and it never would have
leaked out but for one thing.
MOllie-What was thatP
Sallie-They could not keep the
divorce proceedings from the public.
1t is needless to say that the things
that are needless to say, form a very
large per centage of the things that
are said.
Smith-Miss NobbIsh summered
at Newport and now she is winter
ing in Florida.
JOnes-You don't say? Now if
she was to spring in old Kentuck
wonder where she would fall.
1 can't understand this wireless
telegraphy, said Mrs. Dean.
why it's just as plain as the nose
on your face; they just send the
message through the air instead of
over the wire.
II know that" she said, "but how
do they ever get the air fastened on
the poles ?"
What does the defaulting bank
cashier say?
Canada, oh, my Canada.
Ger the smooth ice they swiftly glide
He SO happy with her by his side,
But she is suffering untold woe
Because she has corn on her toe.
They were sitting under the light of
the stars
Calmly conversing one summer eve
When she screamed and started IN
sore Alright
A bug was crawling up her sleeve.
A certain Darlington man made
the remark recently that the only
difference between a woman and a
folding bed was: The bed some
times Shuts up, but a woman never
does.
"Oh, AIN so glad to see you" is
one of the little white lies that are
worked oyer time.
When barber is i'll he is too
hoarJe to work.
In the great human race the
butcher holds the steaks.
The telephone girl and the railroad
man to whom she had promised her
heart and hand, were sitting in front
of the fire talking about the happy
days to come when they would be
one. From one little detail to an
other the talk drifted to the subject
of lighting the fire of mornings after
they were married. On this point
the young man was very decided.
He stated very emphatically that it
was the woman's place to do this
and he would expect it of her. After
this declaration there was silence
for the space of one minute. Then
the telephone girl thrust out the
finger encircled by the engagement
ring and murmured sweetly but firm
ly, "Ring off, please, you are con-
nected with the wrong number"
The bee., 1902-02-20
DOWN IN THE MINES.

These have solidified on the bottom
and sides, where the substance can
be sawed out in blocks as if it were
ice.
Foreman Carroll, of the Hecla
mine, was injured one day last week
by piece of slate falling on his arm
and foot. While his injuries are not
of a serious nature, he has been kept
away from his post of duty for sew
eral days.
President Mitchell and the other
labor leaders who finally arrived at
an understanding with the coal mine
operators at the indianapolis con-
vention, are to be congratulated, al
though the same result could have
been accomplished without a con-
vention, by simply not calling a
meeting, and many thousands of
dollars thus saved to the laboring
people. President Mitchell was ter
rlbly denounced by many of the del
egates, but he is used to this, and is
perhaps willing to take any sort of
abuse for the mouey he makes out
of the business.-Evansville EcOno-
mist.
Mr.. G. b. Finley, general manager
of the Central Coal & Iron Company,
was in the city Sunday the guest of
Mr.. John B. Atkinson.
Secretary Bailey laughs at the re-
port circulated that the company he
represents had joined the list of
those whom rumor says have agreed
to a consolidation of mines and in
terests, and it does look now like
someone who had very little respect
for the truth or else wanted to create
a sensation was the author of the ar
ticle so grossly disappearing coal
mining affairs. The writer even
went so far as to include President
Reinecke, of the Reinecke Coal Co.,
as one of the promoters, and that he
was present in person at Sturgis
when the agreement was entered
into, when in fact he was at his
home in Belleville, ILL.,, at the time.
Last Saturday while a party of
miners employed at the Victoria
mine was ascending in the cage
from the mine one colored miner
lost his balance and fell back a dis
lance of ninety feet, receiving what
is considered fatal injuries, his back
being broken and such other injuries
received that but little hope of his
recovery is entertained.
The bee., 1902-02-20
MRS. BAILEY SAFE.
She and Daughter Were in Big Sanitarium
Fire, but Escaped Injury.
NOW AT THE DOCTORS RESIDENCE

MIR. |. Bailey, general manager
of the Reinecke Coal Mining
Company, recently took his wife
and little daughter, Fannie Ag-
mes, to Battle Creek, Mich. where
Mrs. Bailey entered the Advent
ist Sanitarium for rest and treat
ment.
This sanitarium, which had in
it about 600 patients, was totally
destroyed by fire early Tuesday
morning. causing a loss of about
$500, 600. The patients generally
had only time to escape in their
night clothes and their personal
effects were almost all destroyed.
Mr.. Bailey has received mess
sages from his wife saying she
and her daughter are safe and
are now at the residence of DR..
Kellogg, the Superintendent of
the Sanitarium.
Among the patients we're Ira
ID. Sankey, the evangelist, and
wife, who climbed down fire
escape.
The bee., 1902-02-20
RETALIATION
Against st Bernard Mining Co.
One Correspondent Says is
Reason for Clause in,
THE REVENUE AND TAXATION BILL
Now Before the Kentucky Legislature
Said to Tax Miners Output.

Frankfort, Ky. Feb. 1S.-The
staff correspondent of the Louis
VILE Commercial tells his paper
tonight of Il peculiar section of
the revenue bill, which had not
before been announced, although
the daily papers of Monday pub
lished what was alleged to have
been the full text of the bill.
The correspondent says:
There is one section of the rev.
enue bill that had not been given
out until today. 1t fixes a tax
of 10 cents on every ton of coal
mined in Kentucky by corpora
tions incorporated outside of the
State. This means about $2.75 a
car. The bill is aimed at the st.
Bernard Coal Company, which
was recently incorporated out
side of the State. The section
says that at the end of each
month these corporations shall
file with the State Auditor Il re-
port of the coal mined, and shall
at the same time pay the tax. A
fine Of from $500 to 50, 900 is fixed
for failure to comply with the
law.
The Revenue bill was ordered
TO its second reading in the
House today.
The bee., 1902-02-20

When is a man more than a man?
When he is beside himself.
The bee., 1902-02-20
MOB LAW BILL
Passed Lower House Of Kentucky Legisla-
ture With No Opposition.

Frankfort, KY, Feb. lS.-The
Bradley bill, repeating that Sec
ton of the mob law which COM
pels county judges to summon
guards at the expense of the
county on application of the
owner passed the House.
No opposition was offered by
friends of the mine owners.
The bee., 1902-02-20
Do Not Expect MIRACLES.

If cold, long neglected, or i'm
properly treated has clutched you
by the throat, you cannot shake 1T
loose in day, but you can stop its
progress and in reasonable time
get rid of it altogether, If you use
Aliens Lung Balsam. There is
nothing like this honest remedy for
bronchitis, asthma. and other affec-
tiOns of the air passages.
The bee., 1902-02-20
Success-Worth Knowing.

Forty years success in the South
proves Hughes Tonic a great RENE
dy for Chills and all Malarial Fevers.
Better than Calomel and Quinine.
oontains no Arsenic. Guaranteed,
try it. At Druggists. soc. and $l.O
bottles.
The bee., 1902-02-20

Subscribe for THE BEE.
The bee., 1902-02-20

The American Association will
erect a church on the spot where the
notorious quarter house" stood
near Middlesboro.
The bee., 1902-02-20
THREE MEN HURT.
Powder Explosion In Central City Mines
Saturday.

A powder explosion occurred IN
thesGentral City mines Saturday in
which three men were injured, two
of whom were badly burned and the
other bruised. All will recover.
Pie exact cause of the explosion can
not be discovered.
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GOOD ROADS.

A Good Roads convention will be
held at Cumberland, Saturday,
August 23rd. There will be present
Mr.. Martin Dodge, director of the
Public Road Bureau Of the Agricul-
tural Department. The Department
of Agriculture has invited the people
to see these sample roads, which are
now in the course of construction so
that they can derive the most prac-
teal benefit therefrom. Accordingly
August 23rd, has been set apart as
Good Roads Day, at which time all
persons interested in highway inn
provements are invited to be present,
not only to view the work but to
participate in the convention which
will be held that day. The pro-
gramme will include a general dis
cussion and exempli6cation of the
science of road construction and
maintenance. Addresses will be de-
livered by prominent statesmen and
officials, competent engineers and
scientific road experts. A sec
ton of model road has been con-
structed between Cumberland and
Frostburg as an object lesson, the
Government furnishing the experts
and machinery and the county max
ing an appropriation of So, 900 to CO.
operate in the work.
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to improve at least one principal
highway in zach district for the pres
emit. Some of those portions of Har-
ford county who have not been bene-
flied by the Woolsey money feel that
it is not entirely just that the tax
payers money should be taken to i'm
prove a road in one localcommunity
without an equal amount being spent
elsewhere. To obviate this it would
be a most excellent idea for our
County Commissioners to test the
sentiment of the taxpayers and if
favorable, they could gradually make
the necessary permanent improve
ments without materially increasing
the tax rate. The work which is
being done in the manner that the
Churchville road has been repaired,
is almost of permanent nature,
which will inure to the benefit not
only of the present, but the future
generations as we'll, and when road
is fixed in this manner it requires very
little care outside of keeping the
bitches cleaned and the water from
going across the road-bed.
We only throw this out as a sug-
gestion for the Commissioners to con-
slider and we feel sure that the tax
payers themselves would be willing
to take some interest in the matter.
The time is not far distant when the
counties that give the most thought
to their highways will become the
centres of intelligent population as
we'll as more successful from fnan-
cial standpoint. Hartford has always
been reasonably progressive in other
lines, but it seems almost impossible
to solve the road question in an in
telligent manner. Nearly one-third
of our taxes are expended each year
in this way and it is one of the most
vexatious subjects with which the
Commissioners have to deal. We
feel sure that they are willing to con-
form with the trend of public senti-
ment and are anxious to hear from
their constituents.
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Notice to Builders.

BEL AIR, August 90, 1902.
The Mutual Fire Insurance Company in
Hartford county hereby invites bids for the re-
building of a two and half story Frame
Dwelling House, by % feet. 6 feet to the
square, on the property owned by Robert G.
Wilson situate in Baltimore county. near
Shane postoffice and south of the road lead
ing from Shane to Stabersville.
Full description of the building with specif-
cations can be obtained upon application to
George R. Carnes, Secretary, Bel Air, Mary
land.
The bids will be opened on Wednesday,
September Sd. 1902. at Q O'Clock, noon.
This company reserves the right to reject
any or all bids
The bidder who receives the contract, should
any he awarded. will be required to furnish
to the company approved bond in the
penal sum of 81 200. conditioned upon the
faithful performance of the contract.
The Mutual Fire Insurance Company in
Hartford County.
GEORGE r. CAIRNES, Secretary.
RICHARD DALLAM, President.
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Proposals for Bridge.

Bids will he received at the Commissioners
Office, Bel Air. up to l O'Clock, NJ, AUGUST
The road leading from Aldiuo to Bakers Cor
nrr. according to the following specitica tons
Length of span - it.. abutments Il fl long
3 fl. thick and +I2 fl. high from low water.
Wing Walls upper side of the south side Of
the bridge 10 IT.. lower side 20 1T; north side
wing walls 30 #. All wing walls to be #.
thick. All lumber and filings to be furnished
by contractor. Floor to be . inches thick
with Sills not less than inches at small
end. All lumber to be No. 1 white oak.
GEORGR J. PINNEY,
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CATARRH CANNOT BE CURED

with LOCAL APPLICATIONS, as they
cannot reach the seat of the disease.
Catarrh is blood or constitutional dis
ease, and in order to cure it YOU must
take internal remedies. Halls Catarrh
Cure is taken internally and acts directly
on the blood and mucous surfaces Halls
Catarrh Cure is not a quack medicine
1t was prescribed by one of the best ply
sicians in this country for years, and is a
regular prescription. 1t is composed of
the best tonics known, combined with
the best blood purifiers, acting directly on
the mucous surfaces The perfect com
binations of the two ingredients is what
produces such wonderful results in curing
Catarrh. Send for testimonials, free.
F. ]. CHENEY & CO.. Props. Toledo, o.
Sold by druggists, price TAG.
Halls Family Pills are the hest.
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MATCHES THAT WON'T GO OUT.


Men whose patience has been tried
to the point of profanity by matches
suddenly going out as they were
about to Ii light their cigars will wei
come the latest discovery of DR.. 6.
Genese, of Baltimore, whose inventive
mind has placed many useful patents
and formulas upon the market.
DIR. Genese has just finished the sue
cessful compromising of prepara-
ton whereby matches once lighted
will burn steadily and slowly to the
end of the stick, regardless of wind
or weather. This is literally true,
since match dipped in the solution
can be thrown into a pail of water
and can be left there 10 or even Is
minutes without losing any of it's
igniting or burning qualities.
HS uCW IudlCu ulilSIS III Ho"lsS
from the ordinary parlor match en-
cept that the solution possesses some
qualities which can be omitted in
the first manufacture of the article,
making it trile less expensive in
preparation. The finished matches
are then clamped several hundred in
a row, dipped in the solution, which
looks like boiling caramel or molas-
ses, famed quickly by machinery and
are ready for immediate use. Danger
of accidental ignition snot increased
by the new process; on the contrary,
a slightly greater degree OF friction
than usual is required to actually
strike flame, but once produced it
is there to STAY.
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THE EGIs is the oldest established
newspaper in Hartford county. 1t has a
larger circulation among intelligent farm
ers, Gamers and other business men than
any other newspaper published in the
county. These facts make it a valuable
advertising medium for reaching all
classes.
All communications should be address
ed to THE KGIs AND INTELLIGENcER,
and all checks drawn to order of Finney
& Dashiell.
tSNoTIcR TO CoRREsPoNDRNTs.-All
communications intended for publication
must be accompanied by the real name
of the writer, though not for publication
unless desired, otherwise they will re-
ceive no attention.
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Reduced Rates to Denver.

On account of the meeting of the National
Association of Letter Carriers, to be held al
Denver, Col. Sept. to Is, the Pennsylvania
Railroad Company will sell excursion tickets
to Denver, Colorado Springs, or Pueblo Col:
from all stations on its lines. at rate ofsingle
fare for the round trip. Tickets will he sold
and good going On August 30 to 81. and will
he good return until Sept 80. inclusive.
Tickets must he validated for return passage
by Joint Agent at any ofthe aforementioned
be charged.
For specific rates and conditions, apply 10
ticket agents.
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BUSINESS NOTICES.

Eight cents a line for the first insertion and
cents line for each subsequent insertion
seven words to a line, No advertisement in
serted unless prepaid.
No advertisement inserted for less than rs
cents.
W%For Sale.-Fresh Cow and Calf.
Mrs. E. J. B. Moore, near Bel Air.
wWanted.-A Labeler W. f. Oliver,
Emmorton, Md.
Lost.-On Monday, August Is, be-
| tween Mr.. Moores Mill and House, Purse
containing change and owners name on a
bill inside The purse was gift to my sick
child. Please return to DOZENS Corner
or Kgis office.
tHFound.-On Churchville road near
Archer's gate, Lady's Jacket. Owner
can obtain same by applying at this
office and paying cost of advertisement.
B~A good Mare and Colt for sale.
Colt as fine as silk. Time if wanted
David Grey, Forest Hill.
wH Found. between the Homestead"
and the residence of MIR. N. N. Mock, Bel
Air, aParasol. Owner can obtain same
by applying to this office, proving prop
erty and paying costs of this advertise
ment.
tBnFor Rent-Part of House on Main
Street Furnished or Unfurnished, i'll ex-
change for board. Box 81, Bel Air.
pB"Will YOU work Tor us ?-One or two
hours each day at your own home for
$500 a week andexpenses. Nocanvass-
ing. Mexican Co, Co. OPP. Oil and Gas
Co., Eldred, Pa.
Had
Team and do farm work. Married man
preferred. MURRAY Donahoo, Level, Md.
H~For SaIe-A Store Stand in Bel Air
doing good business. Apply at this Office.
laFor Sale-A substantial Spring
Wagon, suitable for hauling tomatoes or
canned goods. Enquire of ]. o. Rogers,
near Darlington.
w"W Wanted at once.-5O Teams and day
Laborers to work on the Bel Air and
Churchville road. Good wages for good
men. Hunt and Lackie, Contractors,
Bel Air, Md.
h5 Money to Loan on Mortgage.
Harlan & Webster, Attorneys at Law.
Bel Air.
panWanted. Place of twenty acres,
wellimproved, near BelAir State annual
rent and particulars. Permanent, Box
143, Bel Air.
wnFor Sale.-White Wyandotte Eggs.
dustin Strain) 81 per Is. Thos. {.
Bateman, Bel Air, Md.
H"Four Thousand Dollars to Loan on
Mortgage. Herman Stump, Attorney at
Law, Bel Air.
H@Money to lend on mortgage. Ap-
ply to Walter w. Preston, Attorney, Bel
Air, Md.
B-The attention of the buying public
is called to the advertisement in this issue
OF the Baltimore Clothing House. Mr..
Getz has been long enough in Bel Air to
have established reputation for first
class goods at low prices, and makes it a
boast that he has never published an lad
which he didn't live up to.
W"For Service.-Imported Hackney
Stallion Cosmo, and Trotting Stallion,
Brewster Chas. T. Burns, Bel Air.
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Notice to the Public.

Ordered by the County Commissioners q
Hartford county, on this 18th day of August.
1902, that that part of the Bel Air and
Churchvllc road which lies between the cross
roads at Fountain Green and the public road
leading from the Big Woods into the said Bel
Air and Churchville road, near SChuck'S Cor
ncr, be closed during the time of its repair 10y
McSSrS. Hunt * Lackc, contractors.
BY order OF the Board,
GEO. ]. FINNEY.
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An example Of the unfairness OF
the protective tariff is shown from
the fact that over SIG, 100000 worth
of agricultural implements were ex-
ported to foreign countries last year.
1t has been conclusively proved that
these necessities of the farmers are
sold by our manufacturers much
cheaper abroad than in this country.
American farmers are thus systema-
tically flched out of large sums OF
money in order to protect these i'll
FAINT? industries which, strengthened
by ruinious tariff, extort large sums
of money each year.
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To NV Friends.

1t is with joy l tell you what kodol did
for me. | was troubled with my stomach Tor
several months Upon being advised to use
X odol did so, and words cannot tell the
good it has done me. ncighbor had the
dyspepsia so that he had tried most every
thing told him to use kodol. Words Of
gratitude have come to me from him because
/ recommended it.-lSeo. w. Fry, Viola, Iowa.
Health and strength. of mind and body. de-
pend on the stomach. and normal activity of
The digestive organs. Kodol, the great
tonic, cures all stomach and
bow el troubles indigestion, dyspepsia. kodol
digests any good food you eat. Take dose
after meals.
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NOTICE TO CREDITORS.

This is to give notice that the subscriber
has obtained from the Register of Wills oi
Hartford county, Md, letters teStamentry on
the estate of
DANIEL II. LOVE,
late of Hartford county. deceased. AIlpersons
having claims against said deceased are here
by notified to exhibit the same, with the legal
vouchers thereof,
On or Before the 18th Day of February. 1905,
or they may otherwise by law be excluded
from all benefits of said estate. All persons
indebted to said estate are requested to III Ike
immediate payment.
Given under by hand and seal this l 9TH day
of August, 1902.
CLARA l.. LOVE,
,tTiS
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or they may otherwise by law be excluded
from all benefits OF said estate. All persons
indebted to said estate are requested to make
immediate payment.
Given under my hand and seal this Sth
day OF August, 1902.
DAVID HANWAY
u
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H. A. WHITAKER, Solicitor.
ORDER NlSI.

II. "A. a X,
ORDER NISI.
Sale ofthe mortgaged(
premises described in
a mortgag from John
Hopkins ct ct al. to In the Circuit Court
H. A. Whitaker, and for
recorded among the Hartford County.
Land Records of Har- In Equity.
ford county in Liber
w. S. F., No. 81. folio
AT.
Ordered, this 18th day of August, 1902,
that the sales made and reported in the above
matter by Henry A. Whitaker, mort gage,
named in the mortgage above described, be
finally confirmed, unless cause t o the contrary
thereof be shown on or before the 18th day
of September. 1902; provided copy of this
order be inserted in some newspaper publish
ed in Hartford county once in each ofthrec t:S)
successive weeks before the said 18th day OF
September, 1902.
The report states the amount of sales to be
$460.
VIM. S. FORWOOD, JR., Clerk.
True Copy-Test:
VIM. 5. FORWOOD. JR., Clerk.
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NOTICE TO CREDITORS.


This is to give notice that the subscriber
has obtained from the Register of Wills of
Hartford county, Md, Letters of Administra-
ton upon the estate of
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lands, each consisting of A NM~N
DWELLING. Stabling and Zsf.h
other outbuildinES, two hay -
ing Barns aud one Il Fairbanks iliSteetitS5l1
Cattle Scale. with Stabing
capacity for over seventy -iivc head and they
will be offered one farm TWO or three, to
suit purchasers. These are all strong red
lands generally in fine pasture and well
watered, the grasses being varied and giving
highly satisfactory results with all kinds ot
stock. About four hundred acres are pasture
and tillabic and the balance in wood.
hat
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On or Before the 9Th Day of February, 1908.

late of Hartford county, deceased. All per-
sons having claims against said deceased are
hereby notified to exhibit the same with the
Il L
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The terms of sale prescribed by the decree
lrr-That One-third of the purchase money
shall be paid i'll cash on the day of sale
ouc-t third thereof i'll six months and the
balance i'll W Give mont hs from the day ofsale,
credit payments to bear interest from the day
of the purchaser, with security approved by
the trustee.
NOBLE l.. MITCHELL,
Trustee.