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The daily morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven, Conn.) 1894-1907, 1902-11-15
HYPNOTIC
MEMS CLOTHES.
Models Designed to Fit Under
and DIVERSIFIED Men With
out Any AItsra-
49,
ton.


1t will be remembered that in
September and October the Hirsh
Stores opened subscription in
wholesale Tailoring Of Suits and
Overcoats to measure. The re-
suits were simply wonderful in the
two great events. Men in all
walks of life (solne of them who
were never fitted before) stood in
line for ten days (the duration of
the two events). And among the
entire army of patrons not mis-
fit. On these very model patterns
have been cut the Suits and Over
coats on sale at the Hirsh Stores
Saturday at $3.50. The variety is
unlimited-every new kind Of fa-
brio is represented. Suits are
cut in single and double-breasted
Sacks, Getaways and Prince Al
berts Coats and Vests. Many of
them are silk lined throughout.
In overcoats you can find the ex-
ira long and. medium length coat.
The Poole coat with cuffs, and
slash pockets: 1.-THE Belt" coat in
double and single breasted shapes,
and also the noted PRIEST
LEYS" Cravenette and "Rigby's''
rain Overcoats. This sale has
been arranged in the progressive
Hirsh way Of making no excep-
tions-the extra large-sized man
needing a 54-ineh 0vercoat can
go to this sale and he will find
one to fit him, and all he is asked
to. pay = is g$12.50; and when he
walks out of that store he Will re-
member their trade mark Deeds
not words."~ Fa y&'' -s.5 g. .s
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SOCIAL WHIST.

Successful Event Last Evening at the
Young Mems Republican Club.
The social whist given by the Young
Mems Republican club last evening at
its club rooms on Crown street was one
of the most successful events of the.
kind ever given in this. city. J.. Whist
was INDUCED in from s. to 10 O'clock,
after which dancing was enjoyed until
IL o'clock,
L. E. Whiting took the gentleman's
prize, cut glass pitcher. Mrs, Rath-
Ceiling won a silver bread tray, Mrs G.
L. Miller a cake basket and Miss Ruth
Ensign a handsome silver mounted
watch fob. There were thirty-t two ia
bles of whist. >, ~ H.
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HUMOR DOES NOT PAY
At LEAST THAT rs WHAT JE-
H. ROMEK. JEROME SAYS.
Only Persons Over Forty-eight tm
England Can Sec OF Appreciate the
Gus Minded,

"The humorist has no fumor in his
own country-at least if he should hap
pen to be an English-born humorist."
And Mr. Jerome K. Jerome sighed as
he deposited his teacup on the table
and gazed wistfully through the win
dow at a croquet party on his lawn,
which party included another well
known humorist.
Nov in America it Is different.
There the humorist is respected, here
he is tolerated. The Englishman is a
very serious person."
"And yet with all his seriousness he
does not take his humorist seriously"
suggested the visitor.
THAT depends argued the author,
a smile lighting up his clear-cut, clean
shaver features. ST have heard of
English humorists whose works were
taken very seriously, indeed Their
case was sadder than mine own"
At odd times the writer has met a
bakers dozen or SO of professional hui
morists, English and American and
Continental. They all successfully
maintained the reputation popularity
accorded them of being uncommonly
melancholic in private life. Some of
them alphabetically attributed their
smileless gravity of demeanor to dys-
pepsia humorists are strangely addict
ed to defective digestions). Others
limited at the unreasonableness of edi-
tors who expected them to produce
works of wit with machine-like facili-
ty.
Mr.. Jerome's explanation was that he
had builders in the house, a fact tes-
titled to by a sudden crash in a room
overhead. Even under these trying
circumstances, Mr.. Jerome suggested a.
stroll in the grounds. But no sooner
had he issued from the house than he
was intercepted by gentleman build
er with pencil and notebook in hand,
and the philosophy of humor had per-
force to be abandoned in order to ris-
cuss fireplaces and boilers.
SIN a light moment" Mr.. Jerome ex-
planned, 81 started to make structural
alterations in this old house. I hope I
may survive to see them completed
But to resume our talk. The humorist
Is in England ranked with the atheist
and the socialist. He is a fanatic
Humor is regarded as immoral, and the
man who has none thinks himself a SUI
perior person"
"Humor, however, has it's compensa-
tions," ventured the visitor, casting an
admiring glance at the handsome old
house, with it's croquet lawn and tennis
court, its stables and billiard room
I'm other words, Mr.. Jerome, humor
pays"
mo, it does not was the emphatic
reply. sit is the serious writer who
makes the money Miss Marie Corelli
or Mr.. Hall Caine sells ten books to
any humorist's one. Everybody reads
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choice, infinitely prefer to know for
certain even few things the rocks say
and feel at roosting time, than know
the remote stock from which they came
though the latter would, no doubt,
also be very interesting Ex-
press.
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THE ANNUAL CONVENTION AT

THE ANNUAL CONVENTION AT
NEW ORLEANS OF THE NATIONS
-. AL HARDWARE ASSOCIATION.
Tickets on sale November 18th to 18th
inclusive. New York to New Orleans
and return $36.15, via Pennsylvania
Railroad and Southern Railway; the
route of the 39-hour Limited New York
to New Orleans, operating through
sleeping and dining cars. Special Hard
ware association delegation leaves New
York Sunday afternoon, November 49,
4:25e p. m. For sleeping, car reservations
call or address N. Y. offices, I'll and 1856
Broadway. Alex. S. Thweatt, eastern
passenger agent.
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IN HARD LUCK.
Walked Several Hundred Miles-Asked
for Assistance Here.

walked several hundred MlleS-ASKeu
for Assistance Here.
Charles Reddin, George A. Burdy and
Harry Loader, three expert machinists,
applied at the Organized Charities yes
terday afternoon for assistance to reach
New York.
The men claim to have left Bellows
Falls, Vermont, last Saturday and to
have walked the entire distance since
then, with the exception Of going few
miles by trolley, pawning some tools in
Springfield, Mass, to enable them to do
so. Superintendent Preston will assist
them to reach New York to-day. The
men claim to have signed a contract
with an employment bureau in New
York to go, to work in Bellows Falls for
a farming tool manufacturer. They
were to receive $225 to $3.50 day for
their work, and $4.96 was advanced by
the employment bureau to each man as
car fare. This was to be returned when
they received their wages. On their
arrival they claim that they were told
they could get but SIPS a day as pay.
This they refused, and as they had no
money they started to walk back to
New York
They say that if apples had not been
so plentiful all along their route they
would have been apt to have starved.
LEAVES TO-DAY FOR NEW Or
LEANS.
Frank j. Schollhorn will leave to-day
for New Orleans to attend the annual
convention Of the Hardware Marufact-
urers association to be held in that city
next week. Mrs. Scholihorn will ac-
company him on the trip
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In answer to query of a rep
resentatiVe of this paper Mr.
Emil Barnch, a representative of
the Hirsh stores, who is an ex-
pert in the shoe business, said:
You ask: Are you not taking
great chances by making such a
sensational offer by selling a pair
Of shoes at two dollars and forty.
cents and if returned you will re-
fund two ninety?
The answer is very simple:
WHEN YOU KNOW YOU
ARE RIGHT YOU FEAR MOTH
ING" Before our shoe store was
opened, sized up ever promi-
nent $3.50 and $500 shoe in New
York, Boston, Philadelphia and
Chicago. AS it was our aim to
come out and say land back it
up that we have the greatest
shoe value in the country.
We made extensive contracts
with noted manufacturers of
Union Made Shoes who turn out
most of the greatly advertised
$3.50 and $500 shoes for the ex-
elusive shoe store. Now if we
charged the same price as they
do, our business would be limit
ed, which our system of Small
but sure profits often repeated
does not allow. Therefore the
profit was placed on the shoes the
same as on all other things in
our stores. which is so low that
it insures great volume of bust
ness Knowing positively that
ours is the only store in this
country that sees genuine war
ranted Patent Colt Skin, Enamel,
Box Calf and Vici with live oak
soles, Goodyear. welt (hand-sewed
process) at $40, we are peyfect-
ly safe in making the following
offer for Saturday Select any
pair oe Shoes from our great as
sortment at $40 and we guaran-
tee to refund, SOC more than was
paid for any pair returned to us
Monday between 3 and II a, m.
only one pair to each customer"
Deeds not words"
The daily sentinel., 1902-12-09
''PENNSYVANIA"
The Play at the Park Opera
House Last Night a Good
One and Every Mem
ber An Actor.

Back in the coal regions of Pennsyl.
vania, according to the Interpretation
of the play by that name at the Park
last night. there lived family by the
name of Reid. A sweet. pretty girl,
with a heart true as steel, one man
holding her promise and another her
heart, each loving her devotedly, a
wealthy man in possession of coal
mines by fraud. with woman whom
he had spurned, ready to wreak out
her vengence upon him. form the out
line of the story which was protrayed
in most REALISTIC manner.
The company was composed of act
ors and actresses. of such ability that
it would be hard to tell which did
the best in their part. Nellie Reid,
the girl with the heart, was sweet
and winsome indeed and true in her
faith to the man she had promised to
wed even after she learned to love
Tom Dawson, was one of the best
characters of the piece. The mine
explosion which killed her betrothed
and gave her heart the freedom to
turn to the man she loved, was a
splendid scene.
The bottom of the shaft, with it's
many tunnels and passages, lit only
by the miners candles, was a good
one 1t was here that the Eagle
quartette got in their good work.
The singing was splendid; j. G. Glib
son having one of the finest tenor
voices heard in the city in many a
day. In the first part of the piece he
sang my Guiding STAR in love
scene which brought forth hearty
encore.
The other ladies taking the ch arac-
ters of Estelle and Nancy were espec-
tally good, Estelle having the more
difficult part to perform. but doing it
with grace and ability.
One of the best pieces of acting was
that of Samuel Potts. the man of
cards. This was taken in most
fetching style by Lew Kelly. He had
way of getting in his work with his |
cards.
James Reid was also an interesting |
man. He could say damn with a
vengence and the use of the word, as
all the rest of his expressions brought
forth laughter from the audience.
They were all good and there
should have been better attendance |
to greet the company. than was pres
ent. Primrose and Dockstader's min
strels will be the next attraction, ON
next Thursday night.
The daily sentinel., 1902-12-09
BARBERING TOO SLOW.

E. f Wade is the name of barber
that got tired of shaving faces at the
small sum of fifteen cents per shave
and argued to him self that he ought
to be sharp enough to make money at
much faster gait. Yesterday he
went to Walter Wilhelmy the agent
of The Annheuser- Bush Brewing COM
pany. in this city and presenting a
check drawn on a bank at Reno New
ada. asked Mr.. Wilhelmy to place hi
name on same as an Endorsement. that
he might secure money on same. The
check was for the sum of $3.50. 90.
The man was so plausible and made
such straightforward talk that Mr..
Wilhelmy was induced against his
better Judgment to append his name to
the check. With this Endorsement
the man Wade came to the Mesa Coun-
ty bank and although he was un-
known the name of Mr.. Wilhelmy
gave it sufficient credit to have the
bank cash the check.
Later in the evening Mr.. Wilhelmy
became somewhat alarmed. after Civ
| ing the matter due consideration and
| he sent for officers and telling the
| tale of his endorsement of the check
| asked them to get the man Wade and
| secure the money from him. if posi-
| BILE. The officers at once took the
matter up and just as the train was
about to leave last night got Wade to
produce the money that he had secur-
ed.
No arrests were made, as it had not
been determined that the check was
not good. However Mr. Wilhelmy was
feeling so good that he had secured
the money that he was only too will
ling that the man Wade should be Lei
go.
Wade is an itinerant barber and
there was no reason for him to have
such an amount of money. Mr.. Viii
helmy is feeling considerably better
today than he was last night for a.
| while.
The daily sentinel., 1902-12-09
THE DAILY SENTINEL
LEE g. BUNTING, Props.
I. N. BUNTING. Editor and Manager
BEET SUGAR MEETING.

The conclusion of the beet sugar
iastic and hearty than the beginning.
Sevreal times Mr.. Austin, the argi
cultural expert of the factory at
Loveland was called to his feet to
make explanations regarding the labor
matter and other things pertaining to
the raising of the crop. This he did
most graceously and left very good
impression upon his hearers
Among those who spoke were Sem
ator Horace Il. DeLong. James U.
Fl arris, l. N. Bunting. J. f. Byers,
Judge G Fl. Caswell. Frank Kiefer.
Allen Mcclure j. A. Lyon and sever
al others.
1t was finally decided to test the
sentiment of 'he meeting and n reso-
luton was passed beofre the meeting
that it was the sense of the meeting
that the merchants and citizens OF
Grand Junction give the matter OF the
proposed re-opening and operation OF
the Grand Junction Sugar Factory.
their hearty moral support and do
whatever was in their power to secure
to the factory large acreage of beets.
This resolution passed without dis
senting voice and with most hearty
manner. so that Mr.. Mckinnie could
readily see that the people of Grand
junction were most heartily in favor
of having the sugar beet factory oper-
ated here again.
This concluded the meeting and it
was a most enthusiastic one with the
largest attendance of genuine business
men of any meeting that has been
held in the city in n long time.
The daily sentinel., 1902-12-09

In the city of Aspen; Pitkin county
last Saturday while the attemp
was being made to secure jury to
try the cases against the gamblers.
who were charged with being respon-
sible for the downafll of young Dingle.
the bank cashier. who had absconded
with the funds of the bank. Judge
John l.. Gray nolled the cases again st
the gamblers. for some unknown reas-
on. Yesterday in retaliation so it is
staid Judge Shumate, of the district
court ordered all the gambling houses
in Aspen closed at once. the order
going direct to the sheriff of Pitkin
county from the court
Save your money to buy IA hand
some presnet for your husband at the
ladies bazaar and social. of St. Mat
thew's guild. at Turner hall Wednes
day night, Dec. II tn.
The CITY council meets tonight in
regular monthly session.
Orson Adams leaves for Denver to-
night on business.
The daily sentinel., 1902-12-09

We have all the big and little
things you want for Christmas at The
Bazaar. The Smith Drug stores old
stand.
The daily sentinel., 1902-12-09
ANOTHER DROP
IN SILVER.
A Large List of the Finest

Ever seen in Grand Junction was
dropped off the transfer wagon Satur-
dav in front of No. 42S Main street.
1t was all in boxes and marked ''The
Thompson Jewelry & Music company.
1t consists of knives forks and
spoons of that old reliable make. the
Rogers Bros Among them are Su-
gar shells. Butter knives. Berry
spoons. Salad forks and spoons; also
some elegant Cake baskets. Fruit
stands, Baking dishes, Nut bowls.
etc.
The fact is, we are showing the
largest and best selected stock of beau
tiful goods in all lines ever opened
up. We pride ourselves on our good
assortment and are enabled to give
you lower prices than anyone else
Don't buy your Christmas presents
until you have looked our stock over
and then you will buy of us We
will have something more to saw
about our cut glass Sterling silver
goods and high art Pottery later.
Come early and make your selection
and have it laid away for you. The
No. is 42S Main street.
The Thompson Jewelry & Music &c.
The daily sentinel., 1902-12-09

The Daughters of Pocohontas held
social at the home of j. G. Myers
Our speciality is the things which
other merchants forget to keep, The
Bazaar.
Have you decided upon your cos
tune for the Redmen's masquerade on
the 10th.
The ladies bazaar of ST. Mathew s
guild will occur at the Turner hall,
on Wednesday night. December 17th
In the rush that is always attendant
upon the Christmas holidays do not
overlook the grand masque ball of the
Redmen. which is to occur on the
night of the 10Th.
President Sydney Williams. of the
famous Wynn gold extraction process
has disappeared. 1t is said that he
secured $50. 600 on account of his con-
nection with the company and that
now he is in Japan for his health.
This afternoon the body of Thomas
Bracket Reed. whose name is indiss o.
luablv connected with the history of
his native state was laid to rest in
Evergreen cemetery in the city of his
home, Portland. Maine. This morn.
ing his body lay in state in that city
and thousands viewed all that was
mortal of the distinguished dead. A
large funeral party went from Wash
ington to pay their last tribute OF
respect.
The San Angelo press. (San Angelo, Tex.) 1897-1907, 1902-03-19
OUR SPECIAL FEATURES.

During the engagement the fol-
lowing special scenes will be pre-
sented: The great hypnotic cake
walk; the base ball game; the
medicine show; the big balloon
ascension; the hypnotic sleigh
ride; stump speeches in which the
entire class participates; temper
ance lectures; political speakers;
ministers; woman sutiragists, etc.
These are only few of the scenes
to be presented. Remember we
have IL complete change of pro-
gram each evening. We never in
troduce the Objectionable tests,
such as piercing pins through the
flesh of hypnotized subjects but
instead present the funny side of
hypnotism.
The San Angelo press. (San Angelo, Tex.) 1897-1907, 1902-03-19

Our friend, Ben Anderson, of
the north county line, was in
Monday and subscribed for the
Press for friend in California.
The KNOWLES, Tickets on
sale at the Pioneer Drug Store.
First class mills at low prices,
figure with f. l.. McAlpine lip
Flows, cultivators. seeders, har-
rows, the very best made. G. e.
G.. Hagelstein Co.
Buy from March Bros. Batten-
berg, Braid, Buttons, Rings.
Doilies, Squares and Scarfs.
The PRESS had II pleasant call
from publisher Steve Murphy of
the DEVILS River News. He had
been to Fort Worth having Il
good time with the boys.
/ Rubber and cotton hose. new
goods, best quality, c. & G. Hag-
elstein Co.
Corn and cotton planters. Nc
Alpine.
Only $500 per week, $500
per month for the best board at
Kirk House, near depot. Hot
and cold baths.
When children have earache,
saturate a piece of cotton with
Billiards. Snow Llniment, and
place it in the ear. 1t will stop
the pain quickly, Price % and
80 cents. For sale by j. w.
Harris & Co.
Charlie Farquhar makes q
speciality of gentle, well broken
horses for ladies to ride and
drive, and solicits their patron.
age. s If
The San Angelo press. (San Angelo, Tex.) 1897-1907, 1902-03-19
Disc Cultivators. McAlpine.

Siberia Refrigerators, Hagel.
STEMS.
Get prices on sorghum seed at
Mabson's.
100 men and boys suspenderl
at Extein's 5 and 100 store.
The KNOWLES, Tickets ON
sale at the Pioneer Drug Store.
Sam Farmer, n Miles citizen.
was in the city Monday.
w. d. Curricr. of the Miles
Messenger. was in the city Mon
day.
Leader" Windmills, McAlpine.
Ice cream freezers, Hagelstein's.
Gee G. G. Clark, if in need OF
bicycle repairing. 9ti
SprlhRllng pots, all sizes. Z. d
G. Hagelstein Co.
Buy from March Bros, Batten.
berg, Braid, Buttons, Rings
Doilies, squares and Scarfs.
The article headed, HORSE
Thief Captured on last page OF
this issue of the PRESS should
have been credited to the Coleman
Democrat.
Rubber and cotton hose, new
goods best quality. C.& G Hag.
clstcin Co.
Disc Cultivators, McAlpinc.
The San Angelo press. (San Angelo, Tex.) 1897-1907, 1902-03-19
The Knowles,
Elmer Z. end A. Beatrice,
Presenting Hypnotlsm Up-to-Date.
PROGR AM--PART

Short address on "Hypnotism
as it is, by Elmer +. Knowles.
Call for volunteers. Testing for
susceptibility. People possessing
the ability to concentrate the at
tention, yielding themselves to
the suggestion of the Knowles will
find that: They can not open
their eyes. They can not open
their hands. They can not close
their mouth. They can not speak
their names.
PART 2.
When people whose imagina-
tons are largely developed, the
most laughable hallucinations are
produced, and the audience will
see subjects imagine: They are
seated in an uneasy chair. They
are chewing sticky gum. During
this scene the marvellous statuary
feature will be presented, in which
the entire class will he instantly
thrown into the cataleptic state,
introduced only by the Knowles.
The subjects imagine they are
members of a band. They see
pretty canary bird. They are
training Il trick dog. They are
washing coal and dust off the face.
They are catching butterflies.
They are shooting a Kicking mule.
They see fountain of beautiful
lights. They see floor covered
with mice and rats. They hear
chickens growing, dogs barking,
pigs squealing, ducks quacking,
etc. They hear a funny story.
They have electricity in their
fingers. They are riding an ex-
citing race.
The San Angelo press. (San Angelo, Tex.) 1897-1907, 1902-03-19

We have an. esteemed order
for printing from ,our friend, L..
j. Good, stockman and candidate
for sheriff of Coke county.
Stockmen all over the country
are invited to follow the prece-
dent laid down by Mr.. Good in
this instance, They can depend
on getting the very best in letter
heads, envelopes, ETC., from the
PRESS job department.
The San Angelo press. (San Angelo, Tex.) 1897-1907, 1902-03-19

One who pays rent can pur'
chase home through the Hous.
ton Home Building G. Co.opera.
tive Co. you,pay no interest and
get easy terms.
Ed L. Jones, Agt.