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Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-10-25
FOR SALE.

FOR sHTE~several bearafaI homes
and city lots. These are bargains
and must be see to lie appreciated.
No trouble to show property. See
Jno. w. McQuade.
FOR SALE-Old papers, 25 cents per
hundred, at the Citizen ONCE.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-10-25
The Children's Friend.

There is no use trying to persuade
American mothers hat a substitute ex.
lists for Perry Davis painkiller. They
know how it relieves the troubles of
childhood. from sprained arms and
legs to stomachache. Other prepare.
tions may do good, Painkiller is GER
tain to. A big difference, and one that
has been recognized for sixty years.
There is but one Painkiller, Perry
Davis.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-10-25
A Dozen LINES a Niqht.

Mr.. owen Dunn, OF Benton Ferry
w. Va, writs: Il have had kidney and
bladder trouble for years, and ii
became so bad that | was obliged to
get up at least a dozen times a night
| never received any permanent bene'
fit from any medicine until | tried
Foley's Kidney Cure. After using two
bottles, | am cured" Alvarado Phar'
macy.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-10-25

Rev. E. T. Ryland, of Ell Paso, was
here yesterday, and was the guest of
Rev. Hodgson. pastor of the Highland
Methodist church. The reverend gen.
tleman left last night for Los Angeles,
where he will take charge of the Trim
ity Methodist church.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-10-25
n Worst Form.

Multitudes are singing the praises OF
Kodal, the new discovery which is
making SO many sick people well and
weak people strong by digesting what
what they eat, by cleansing and sweet
ening the stomach and by transform
ing their food into the kind of pure
rich, red blood that makes you fee
good all over. Mrs. Cranfill, of Troy
|. T. Writes: For a number Of years
was troubled with digestion ant
dyspepsia which grew into the worst
form. Finally l was induced to use
kodal and after using four bottles
am entirely cured. ~Isheartily recon
mend Kodal to all sufferers from indig
estion and dyspepsia" Take a dos'
after meals. 1t digests what you eat
B. H. Briggs g. Col H O'Rielly &
Co. o. a.. DID,
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-10-25
CLASSIFIED ADS.

Note ALI classified Advertisements
or rather liners" one cent q word for
each insertion. Minimum charge for
any classified advertisements. Is cents.
In order to insure proper classification
all Timers" should be left at this Of
fee not later than 3 o'clock p. m. ,4
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-10-25

A cordial invitation is extended to
ell to enjoy the free lunch which the
White Elephant will place before its
patrons this evening. 1t will not be
surpassed In town,
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-10-25

Quickel & Bottle, ~proprietors of lei
gers Cafe, invite their many patrons
to enjoy the free lunch that will be
provided tonight.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-10-25

Edward, w. Smith is in the city, and
will remain a few days. He Is an ex-
t~ensive lumber merchant Of Bangor,
Maine, and stopped yer on his return
from a trip to the Pacific coast,
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-10-25
Apoplexy

caused more deaths in New
York City in 1901 than were
occasioned by Smallpox,
Typhoid Fever, Malarial Fever,
and Scarlet Fever combined.
The Mutual Life Insurance
Company of New York will
not insure those who have
apoplectic symptoms. This
suggests the advisability of in
surfing your life while in good
health.
The Assets Of The Mutual Life Insurance Company
Of New York exceed those OF any other life insurance
company in existence. They arc over
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-10-25
Spent More Than $1,000.

w. w. Baker. of Piainview, Neb.,
wries: my wife suffered from lung
trouble for fifteen years, She tried
a number of doctors and spent over
$1,000 without relief. She became very
low and lost all hope. A friend recon-
mended Foley's Honey and Tar and,
thanks to this great remedy. it saved
her life. She enjoys better health
than she has known in ten years" Re
fuse substitutes. Alvarado Pharmacy
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-10-25
STOLEN,

STOLEN-From in front of Mrs. AL
bright's Art Parlors, on North Third
street, a little girls Crescent wheel,
painted red. Finder kindly return to
The Citizen and receive reward.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-10-25
FOUND.

FOUND-A bicycle. Owner must
prove property and pay items of ex-
pense incurred. Y, this Office.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-10-25

The leaves have all changed their
hue to that ripened gold so in keeping
with the season. The frosts, however,
have been very light so far and sweet
peas and many other flowers of the
kind continue to bloom. This has been
an ideal fall in the territorial metrop.
oils, the weather remaining so mild
that no fire except occasionally in the
evening has been needed.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-10-25

Veteran players in both the Nation
al and American base ball leagues will
soon visit Albuquerque and show us
how professionals do the game up &C
cording to Hoyle.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-10-25
Forty Years Torture.

To be relieved from a %torturing dis'
ease after 40 years torture might well
cause the gratitude of anyone. That
Is what De Wits Witch Hazel Salve
did for c. Haney, Geneva, o. He says:
DE Wits Witch Hazel Salve cured
me of piles after | had suffered 40
years" Cures cuts, burns, wounds
skin diseases. Beware Of counter
feits. B. H. Briggs & Col. II
O'Rielly & Co.
The Tucson citizen., 1902-12-01
He Wnn o Rutcher.

'Now, rather pride myself on my
ability to read character" said the
man who was given TO buying detec
tive tales, ''and yet why should l? 1t
is really very simple thing; requires
nothing but close observation For in
stance, it is easy to tell mans occu-
patton. His facial expression. his ac-
tions, even his dress. are stamped by
his daily work. You see that man sit
ting opposite us? Well. | am just as
sure as though he had told me that he
is a barber
You are mistaken" replied his friend.
THAT man is IL butcher"
"lmpossibler" exclaimed the amateur
detective. You never saw butcher
With slim white hands, like his"
Perhaps not" admitted the other,
''but he is a butcher just the same"
How do you know he isY"
How do know? Why, the scoun-
drel shaved me once" - Household
Guest.
The Tucson citizen., 1902-12-01
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A ROyal 1'alfNxM@ @m

For 400 years the Hohenzollern fam
lily has possessed peculiar talisman
In the shape of black stone set in
ring. each head Of the house having
PASSED the charm on to the next in sue
cession for many generations. Fred,
erick the Great is said to have found
the ring sealed in a package with in
structions as to its preservation and
transmission written by Frederick /.
Precisely what value or significance
attaches to this carefully treasured bit
Of jewelry it would be difficult to say.
Tradition says that huge toad hoped
into the royal presence centuries ago
with the stone held in it's mouth. AS
to whether the golden setting in which
the stone is now preserved is due to
the forethought of the intelligent toad
or to the al'terthought of the HohCn.
gnllerns tradition fails to enlighten ua.
The Tucson citizen., 1902-12-01
The Man with the Fiddle.

The little old man fddled very hard
as he stood near the curbstone in
Twenty-third street. The pass shy
looked at him curiously. Some of them
smiled. No one gave him penny.
Presently he was seen to totter and
then to fall, but he kept on iddling
Just the same, even when he lay prone
upon his back. A man helped him TO
his feet. He never missed a note. A
little boy who had been regarding him
with keen interest went up to him.
Suddenly the bow hung poised and
motionless. The little old man had
run down. The boy bought him for a
quarter, however. The vender showed
him how to start the fiddle up again,
and the two went off together, happy
and contented.- York Press.
The Tucson citizen., 1902-12-01
FRUITS AND FLOWERS.

Water in which mignonette has been
placed should be changed often, since
it quickly becomes foul.
The best use to make of old bones
is to break them up and bury them
near the roots of fruit trees and grape.
vines.
By sowing nitrate of soda in small
quantities in showery weather under
trees a most beautiful verdure will be
obtained.
1t is not good plan to fill an old
orchard with young trees. The soil
Is too much exhausted by the growth
of the former occupants.
Geraniums bloom most satisfactorily
when grown in comparatively small
pots and soil which is termed rich, but
not rank with excessive manure.
Stir. spade. rake and pulverize soil
thoroughly before planting or sowing.
The Importance of this work cannot be
overestimated if you desire fine bios
SONS.
Geraniums that have been used for
summer bloomers will not flower again
until the late spring months. Plants
for winter blooming should be grown
especially for this purpose.
The Tucson citizen., 1902-12-01
PLACEBO PRESCRIPTIONS.
Am Old Doctor Tells 81 Secret of HAS
Profession.

Am Old Doctor Tells 81 Secret of Has
Profession.
'Never tell a patient that there is
nothing the matter with him." said the
old doctor, who was revealing the sc.
crets Of his profession. IF you do, you
make q lifelong enemy and lcse your
patient, who sends for anothS doctor.
Give him something, if it is only flavor
ed water. If the disease is only imagi~
nary, cure the imagination with
harmless dose, and your patient gets
well. In the profession we call such
prescriptions 'placebos,' and more Won
derful cures are effected by placebos
than the world wots Of. SO, also, wheD
you run across patient who an"
nounces the first thing that he cannot
take certain sorts of medicine, don't
tell him he must. Agree with him and
give him the medicine, if he needs it,
ID disguised form.
'~There are thousands Of people who
labor under the conviction that they
cannot take quinine and will tell you
that they have never taken 1t In their
AlNCSS w A14AC at ldC oClAAC IAAAN LAANS AAAAS
be taking large doses of it. The taste
of quinine is hard to disguise, but if
administered in pill the patient can
be made to take it and never suspect
what he has swallowed. The trouble
Is the patient is apt to recognize a
quinine pill by it's appearance to sus-
pect, bite into the pill and thus dis
cover your ruse. To obviate this diff
Guilty druggists now have pills of qui-
nine made in odd shapes and colors.
Pink pills. containing nothing but qui-
nine and little harmless coloring mat
ter, are favorite form for use in cases
where an antiquinine crank has to be
medicated. In giving placebo it is not
wise to have it taste too well. The pa
tient is apt to suspect If you do. And
be sure that you gravely impress upon
the patient that only teaspoonful is
to be taken at time and that at stated
intervals. The whole virtue of place
DO exists in the solemnity and impor-
tance with which you surround IT,
New York Press.
The Tucson citizen., 1902-12-01
CneOmvinced.

A Presbyterian preacher In the cen
tral part of New York state tells this
story on himself:
1T was sunday morning, and 1 had
started for church. The family were
preparing to follow when the youngest.
a fve-year-old, protested, Il do not
want to go to church"
don't feel much like it myself,
FRED. this morning. replied his mother,
but we must go. Father has to 60
has gone already, and he has to
preach
"'Yes,' said Fred, unconvinced. but
we have to listen, and that's worscr.'
The Word "Picnic.o
Few people know the original mean
ing of the word picnic" 1t Is to be
found set out in the London Times Of
a hundred years ago. "a picnic sup
per consists of variety of dishes. The
subscribers to this entertainment have
a bill of fare presented to them, with
a number against each dish. The lot
which he draws obliges him to furnish
the dish marked against it, which he
either takes with him in his carriage
or sends by a servant. The proper
variety Us preserved by the talents of
the maitre dhotel, who forms the bill
of fare. AS the cookery is furnished by
SO many people of fashion each strives
to excel, and thus a picnic supper not
only gives rise to much pleasant mirth,
but generally can boast of the refine.
ment of the art.''
The Tucson citizen., 1902-12-01
pIaut. and Gravitatton.

The sense of gravitation in plants is
that sense. for example. that makes .
pine tree grow straight upward. A
plant that curves assumes that position
because it's sense of gravitation makes
it take the one best suited to its needs.
Some flower stalks are very curiously
guided by the gravitation sense. The
narcissus is an example. A. first there
is straight shaft piercing the ground
with it's compact pointed flower bud.
but as the flower opens the stalk bends
close to the top and brings the flower
tube into a roughly horizontal position,
where it shows off it's bright colored
crown to attract the insects, on the
visits of which it depends for fertiliza-
ton. The flowers are guided to the
right position by the grayitation sense,
and they increase or diminish the an
gular bend in their stalk until the
right position is attained.
The Tucson citizen., 1902-12-01
Preaching Monkeys.

The author of .''r.he History of Bra
gil'' tells OF a species of monkey called
preachers" Every morning and
evening these monkeys assemble in
the woods. One takes a higher posi-
zion than the rest and makes signal
with his fore paw At this signal the
others sit around him and listen. When
they are all seated. he .hegins to utter
series of sounds. When he stops
these cries. he makes another signal
with his paw. and the others cry out
until he makes third signal. upon
which they become silent again. This
author. Mr.. Maregrove, asserts that he
was witness TO these preschings.
The Tucson citizen., 1902-12-01
w here He Rode.

A schoolboy who was going to a par
ty was cautioned by his father not to
walk home if 1t rained and was given
money for cab hire. 1t rained heavi-
ly, and great was the fathers surprise
when his son, In spite of the instruc-
tions he had received. arrived home
drenched to the skin.
did you not take cab as | Or
dered you, Alfredo" the parent asked
sternly.
"Oh, yes; but when l ride with you
you always make me ride inside This
time | rode on top with the driver
Say, dad, it was grand!"- Oh.
server
The Tucson citizen., 1902-12-01
ENTIRELY TOO CLEVER.
Experience of q Doctor Tn Prescrf%.
ing For q Patient.

1Mg For q Patient.
An anonymous physician who has
written some confessions" for the In
dependent tells this story about him,
self:
'T received request to call from
an old patient who was afraid she was
taking scarlet fever. l responded at
once. The patient was one of two
elderly sisters whom / had attended
for many years. l greeted her in the
sitting room and noted her pulse while
In the act of shaking hands with her.
BY some witty remark contrived to
make her laugh, which enabled me to
see her tongue. Then l said in play
ful tone: If you will get me a glass
I will treat you to some OF my patent
soda water She did SO. I put tab.
let in the water and she drank it.
81 want you to know that take
pride in my original methods. I try
to educate my patients to like, and not
to dread, the visits of the doctor. In
this case all of my work had been
done without the direct knowledge Of
the patient and felt very good over it.
So bade my patient goodby with ex-
treme cheerfulneSs.
"She looked surprised, and then said:
OF course you will come upstairs and
see my sister,? Not today,' said.
Give her my respects Why she
said, looking mystified and startled,
how strangely you TALK Strangely,
echoed. Why? Because 1 sent for
you to prescribe for my sister and you
decline to see her. 1t flashed over
my mind in an instant / lad pre-
scribed for the wrong sister. was
entirely too clever"
The Tucson citizen., 1902-12-01
If you feel i'll and need a pill
Why not purchase the best?
DeWitt's Early Risers
Are little surprisers,

Are little SurprlSerS, z
Take one-they do the rest.
w Fl. Howell, Houston. Texas.
writes-I have used Little Early Riser
Pills in my family for constipation.
sick headache, etc. To their use | am
indebted for the health of my family
Bells Pharmacy.
The Tucson citizen., 1902-12-01
Birds Eggs Too Much For scienc.

Birds Eggs Too Much For Scie Dces
1t is not often that science acknowl-
edges herself at fault in an apparent
" simple matter, but she frankly does
SO in regard to the color and marking
of q large proportion of birds eggs
A reason there must be for their in
finite diversity; it cannot be an @s-
thetic one, and all we can say with
any confidence is that the ever per-
vading instinct Of distrust is probably
exhibited in eggshells as in more inn
portant things, and the main idea In
their scheme of coloration has been
tile securing of safety from many ene-
mics by harmOniZing them with their
surroundings But it is a scheme full
of perplexing exceptions, which any
one can study for himself.-Pall Mall
Gazette.
The Tucson citizen., 1902-12-01
4 MILD CAS-

Of Contagious Blood Poison never exis-
ted. 1t is always bad, though sometimes
no external symptoms of the disease ap-
pear for long time.
Because the disease is slow in devel-
oping does not indicate that the case is
a mild one, for the poisonous virus at
work in the blood and system may be
spending its force upon some internal
vital organ while you are looking for ex-
ternal signs. Contagious Blood Poison
does not affect all alike. In most cases
the first little sore is quickly followed by
painful swellings i'll the groins, red
eruption upon the body, sores or ulcers
in the mouth and throat, unsightly copper
colored blotches, loss of hair and eye
brows and other symptoms of this nliser-
able disease. When the poison is thus
fighting its way to the surface, exposing
the disease in all its hideousness, we call
it bad case; but Contagious Blood Poi
son, whether working internally or exter-
nally, is dangerous, treacherous disease.
S. S. S. is the only remedy that cures
Contagious Blood Poison thoroughly and
permanently 1t is an antidote for the
deadly virus that produces the awful
eruptions, sores and ulcers, and destroys
the bones. Mercury and Potash dry up
the skin eruptions, but i'll SO doing drive
the poison further into the system where
it slumbers for a time, but comes hack
again with redoubled fury,
S. S. S. is vegetable remedy that has
been used successfully for years III treat
The Tucson citizen., 1902-12-01

is liable to break out again at any time
A course of S. S. S will remove every
trace of poison and at the same time
build up your general health.
Write for our Free Home Treatment
book. No charge for medical advice.
The Swift Specific Co., Atlanta, Ga.
The Tucson citizen., 1902-12-01
Hugo and the Poets.

"One day." said Turgenef in, his
"Reminiscences" I'VE were discussing
German poetry. Victor Hugo who did
not like. others to monopolize the talk
when he was by, interrupted me with
a disquisition upon Goethe. His best
work. he remarked in an Olympian
tone, is "Wallenstein."
Pardon me. cher maitre, "WalleD
stein is not Goethe's, but Schiller's.'
".No matter; have read neither of
these authors. but | understand their
spirit better than those who know them
by heart
what could reply?"
The Tucson citizen., 1902-12-01
Cheerful PrOsDect.

Patient-Tell me candidiy. doctor, do
you think I'll pull through?
Doctor-Oh, you are bound to get
well. You can't help yourself. The
Medical Record shows that out Of a
hundred cases like yours one RECEIVERS
Invariably.
That's cheerful prospect"
''What move do you want? I've
treated ninety cases. and every
one of them died. Why, man alive,
you can't die if you try! There's no
humbug about statistics"
North Park union., 1902-03-07
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CUBAN STATISTICS.
Government Issues a Gazetteer Giving
Valuable Information.

Washington. Feb. 24.-The United
States Geographical Survey is about to
issue Gazetteer of Cuba" compiled
under the direction of Henry Gannett
the geographer. The publication con
tains comprehensive data regarding
the geography. resources, climate, peo'
pie, civil divisions. etc, of the island,
and is illustrated by maps and plates.
showing distribution of population and
products.
It says the mineral resources 80 far
as developed, consist almost entirely
of hematite ore. which has been mined
for many years II few miles east of
Santiago Nearly all the ore. which
contains about sixty-two per cent. of
iron. is shipped to the United States.
Asphaltum has been found in several
places.
There were, In 1900. GO.711 farms with
an average size of 143 acres and an nv
ernge cultivated area of thirteen acres.
Matanxas and Habana provinces are
the most highly cultivated parts Of the
island. or the cultivated area less
than fifty per cent. was owned by Its
occupants. Sugar cane occupies forty
seven per cent. OF the cultivated lands.
There were in Cuba In 1869. 207
North Park union., 1902-03-07

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North Park union., 1902-03-07
student. erut.Iiy Tre.ted.

London. Feb. 24.-The st. Peters
burg correspondent OF the Express
says TINT the police, learning that some
500 students had arranged meeting
to be held at certain theater last Fri.
day night, quickly filled the galleries
Of the theatcrs with a thousand Dvor-
niks. After the performance had end.
ed at midnight the students remained
in the pit. the Dvorniks still In the gnl.
lery.
AT 3 O'Clock In the morning. at a CIV
en- signal. the Dvorniks suddenly de.
scendetl and attacked the students.
beating them with clubs In most
brutal manner and some OF them were
Killed. A large number Of them have
been sent to hospitals, while others
have been imprisoned.
London. Feb. 24.-It is aufhoritatively
stated that 1t has been settled by King
Edward that Miss Roosevelt will have
. place assigned to her among the am
bassadors' wives In the abbey to wit
ness the coronation ceremonies.
North Park union., 1902-03-07
MUSCULAR SORENESS.

A. the result OF over-exertion and
exposure to heat and. cold, or from
whatever cause. may be treated sac-
cessfully by the timely application Of
St Jacobs OIL. A thorough rubbing 10
necessary. The Oil should bc applied
vigorously. for at least twenty min.
utes. two or three times daily. when all
pain. soreness, stiffness will be re-
moved In twenty-f6ur hours. It will
also strengthen and harden tho mus
cles. Football players. symnasts. and
all athletes will fnd st. Jacobs OIL
superior to any other remedy for OUT
ward application, for the reason that
its action IL more rapid and Its effect
permanent. Thousands of people all
over the world use and recommend St.
Jacobs Oil for muscular soreness. A
twenty-five cent bottle is quite sum-
Client to prove its eficacy. In cases
whore muscular soreness 10 compli-
Gated with any disease which requires
an Alternative. vogeler's Curative
Compound should be taken. This 10
prepared by the proprietors Of 81. ia
cob's OIL. Baltimore. Nd. who will
send . sample free on application.