Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-11-22
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He-am / good enough for you, dar-
ling? She-No, George; but you arc
too good for any other girl.
Josh bet Zeke that he could stay
under water two minutes" Did Josh
VIM Yep" Where is he now?''
Under thar yet" Philadelphia Rec
ord.
What" says the inquisitiye youn.
lady, lis The most popular color for s
hride?' We may he a little particular
in these matters, but we should prefer
a white one.
Mrs Iustwed hunting) Oh,
Charlie, here's the lovellest little linen
closet Janitor Gnterrupting) 49, Dat
amt no linen closet; OATS declining
ROOM Detroit Free Press.
Harry darling, and it shah be
the purpose of my life to surround you
with every comfort and 10 anticipate
and crafty your every wish. Georgina
How good of YOU Harry, And all
on SIS Il week, too!
Judge You do not seem TO realize
the cnormity of the charge against
YOU. Prisoner-No, | amt got my
lawyers bill yet, but I'm eNpectn'
the chargell be enormous, all right
Philadelphia Record.
Bcttcrs-Tom does not think of him
self in his efforts TO get a job under
government. 1t is the people he CON
sidcrs, and the peoples interests, VIII
lctS-i know; but Tom has an idea that
he is the pcople.-l'oston Transcript.
The first impression: Mrs Ntrcme
What do you think Of my new rainy
day skirt, dear? Mr.. Xtrcme-Is that
a rainy-day skirt? Mrs. Ntrcme Ger
tainly. What did you think it was2
MIR. Ntrcme-A ruhle on your waist
RaZar.
After the quarrel: He Ito himselO~
There! All ON account of my bcastly
temper, l suppose I've gone and said
too much, She Ito HERSELF oh. dear,
If hadn't lost my temper, mighc
have said ever so much more Brook,
lyn Life.
naked truth: Elderly maiden tout
rowing with possible sutton and her
little sister who is frightened by thc
waves Theodore, If YOU are so merry.
GUS now what viii you br nj my asy
Little sister mcelIyl Thirty-seven.
suppose. Tit Bits
Kind Father-My dear. If YOU want
n good husband marry Mr. Go0dheart
lie really and truly loves you Daugh-
ter-Are you sure Of that, pa2 Kind
| Father Yes, indeed, I've been borrow
| Ing money OF him for six months and
still. he keeps coming Stray Stories.
wonder il Lucy is engaged to that
| Young HI who calls on her so oftcnY
asked the gosspy neighbor u don't
know" said the other gosslpy neighbor
but doubt it. understand he writes
for a comic paper ana heads his column
Nothing Serious. Buffalo Express
See here" remarked the guest 80
The new waiter. there doesn't seem
10 bc any soup on this menu card"
"ph, no SIR replied the waiter. per
vously, II didn't spill it at this table
It was the one on the other side Of The
room. Cincinnati Commercial Trib-
unc.
Poor woman! After her hard days
work she has 10 stay up half the night
with her babies" What's the matter
with her husband? Why doesn't he
help herr" "Oh, he puts in all his
time agitatiag for an eighth day
for the workingman Philadelphia
Press
Burning verse: 81 wouldn't care if
that poet would bring in n hundred
poems a day" said the country editor
He knows how to write EN-. does
heY' asked the Office bore. lie GER
,ainly does" replied the editor; he
brings them In written on shingles"
indianapolis Sun.
Mary-George, have heard you
spoken of frequently as q successful
business man. George am that
Why2 Mlry--Well, considering the
fact that you have been visiting me for
three years, ! think you should main
tain your reputation and talk business.
He maintained his reputation.
"Auntie," said the judge to the bat
tered lady OF color did your husband
strike you with malice aCorcthoughtY"
Deed he didn't, jedge," was the In.
dignant reply, "he didn't hit me Wild
that mallet afore he thought. he'd been
figgern' on dat or long time jedgc
deed he had. Baltimore News.
lie Had Seen One: Hiram" quericd
Mrs Meddergrass, did you ever see
one o. them air castlesr' II low | hey,
mother" replied the old man; II seed
one o the tarnal things last time l wuz
to tn city" What DIR they built out
NV, HiramF' asked Mrs NJ. Cold
bricks, mother Chicago News.
A naval officer now engaged in ord.
nance duty on a home station was
given to talking In his sleep. One night
recently he awakened his wife by start.
ING M I'm he'd and cXclnintnp I'm az.