The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1902-03-13
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The new settler will soon be going it
at break-neck speed. w .. 7, t.. s
The new primary election law will
make many man cross.
Bankers and money loaners conduct
their business on the community of in
terest plan. -. -
! Prohibition carried in the lumber
sections of Minnesota this year and the
logs go dry j. 80
In deep meditation-the man at the
bottom of the we'll with no visible
means of support.
The emperor's yacht was not the
cause of it ALL Give the American
schooners credit for little.
Double breasted editorials are get
ting to be quite common in the daily
and weekly press these days.
The spring poets are abroad in the
land and they are getting there with
both feet, and all kinds of meters.
An illinois man has discovered SIS. 600
in gold hidden away in an old tin can.
He didn't find the can in billy goat,
either.
Flowing has commenced up in North
Dakota, but the rotary snow pillow is
the only kind that is being used at the
present time.
The lecture platform and the dime
museums are running neck and neck
race and both are becoming loaded
down with freaks.
Mrs. Wimkum-Does your husband
like to travel?
Mrs. Blowover-I Judge so as he al
ways seems to be in a train of thought.
A man in short of some plunks
Went out to capture some skunks,
He found one or two,
But between me an you
The scent-you could cut it in chunks.
A man down in Kentucky is making
campaign for the nomination for con-
gress, and his daughter Who is singer,
accompanies him. He does not expect
to get the nomination for a song, how
ever. ...
At a wedding at Sank Rapids last
week the bridegroom failed to put in
his appearance. He had probably
seriously considered the mother-in-law
question and declined to be party to
the merger. o..
Mrs. Jones-The concert was sue
cess, there were so many we'll known
people in the audience.
! Mrs. Stepup-Yes, but the box Office
reports that they were most all dead
heads. -, E.: --~';
It was very artistic sign that was
hung on Merger fats on Monday morn
ing, and it read MADAME Noiselle.
lessons in voice culture" By Satur-
day night the great moving vans had
removed the personal property of all
the tenants save one-the madame her.
self, and there was no smallpox in the
| flats either.
When P. D. @. Simmer arrived at
his home the other morning as the
clock was ticking the hour of four he
felt like ten-to-pica lead that had
been rummaged around the hell box
for two or three seasons. Mr.. Simmer
had attended lodge the night before
and received his first seventeen de-
grees in the order of the Imperial
Rooters" and by the time he got
through steps, tokens and signs were
| revolving in his mind like the inside
works to a cyclone. P. D. @. would
have been all right and everything
would have been forgiven by his wife
if he had got into the house and gone
to bed as of yore, but when he ad-
vanced to the front door with gait
like cross-cut saw, turned an oblique
angle and ran into an oleander, where
he made fourteen attempts to give the
distress signal, there were forebodings
OF disaster! When he reached the
door instead of pulling out the A. M.
| kew and entering he ran the gamut of