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The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1902-08-30

LEAVE BROAD STREET STATION
VIZ Delaware River Bridge. Express.
500, 9.4O y. NJ. al. HI. and ia
i. NJ. Sundays. 500. $40 \. NJ. 2.4l
and ia L. NJ.
LEAVE MARI,E,T STREET WHARF
IMPRESS, LOO, S32, 1000 \. NJ, c. 90
Saturdays only. 300. 300, $50 go
minut">l, LOO GO minutrs). 900 go
minut"S,. 5.24. and 5.52 T.. NJ. week
days. Sundays. 800. 80, 500, $50,
300, 1000 y. NJ. and 40 +. NJ. Sl.OO
Excursion Train. 100 \. NJ. week
days. Sundays. 100 and 7.3U \. Nj.
Leave MARKET STREET WHARF
rs follows:
For New York. Express, 900, 9.4S A.
NJ. LIS Z. NJ. weekdays
For Long Branch. via Seaside Park 1.4S,
9.l2 y. NJ. l.3O and 3d. =. NJ, week
days. Sundays. 100 A. NJ. From
Broad Street Station. III Z. NJ, week
days..
For Beach Haven and Barnegat City.
9.l2 \. NJ. 4.l2 +. NJ, weekdays.
$50 l.. NJ. Saturdays only. Sundays.
7.30 \. NJ. (From Broad Street Sta
ton, III +. NJ, week days).
For Tuckerton. 9l2 \. NJ, and AZ =.
NJ. weekdays. Hrom Broad Street
Station, III p. NJ, weekdays.
SEASIDE PARK, ISLAND HEIGHTS, AND
POINT PLEASANT.
us. 9.12, \. NJ, 40, 3J2, and 800 Z.
NJ, weekdays. Sundays, 7.30 A. NJ.
from Broad Street Station, AT =.
NJ. weekdays.
FOR CAPE MAY.
Express. 900 y. NJ, Q.3O Saturdays
only, $50, 40S (97 minutes), and 800
7. NJ, weekdays. Sundays, $50 4.
Nj. S1.OO Excursion Train 100 A. NJ,
daily.
For ANGLESEA, WILDWOOD, AND
HOLLY BEACH.-Express, 900 A.
NJ, GOO Saturdays only, 80 HOS,
and 800 =. NJ, week-d days Sundays,
$50 y. NJ. S1.O0 Excursion Train 100
\. NJ, daily.
FOR SEA ISLE CITY, OCEAN CITY,
AVALON, AND STONE HARBOR.-
Express $40 \. NJ, els Saturdays
only, 80, 4.20, and 800 p. NJ, week
days. Sundays, $40 \. NJ. $1.OO Ex-
cursion Train 100 A. NJ, daily.
FOR SOMERS' POINT.-Express $50.
S,32, 1000 A. NJ, 600 Saturdays only
200, 300, 100, 800, and $50 p. NJ,
weekdays. Sundays, 500, 500, 900,
1000 n. NJ, and 430 Z. Nj.
For additional information apply to
Ticket Agent.
]. B. HUTCHINSON, J.R, WOOD.
Genr Manager. Genr Passenger Agent.
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/" Sf'1f your eyes, opaH your noufg,
and sec ws,as EssGG viii bring yo1."

The mother SMILES at the childish
game, and doesn't realize that il is 4
game she as woman has perhaps
played for a great many years.
Many a woman is weak and sick,
nervous and discouraged Size suffers
from headache, backache and other ills.
She wants to be we'll, but all Sire does is
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LEAVE PHILADELPHIA,

BROAD STREET STATION:
For Elkton, $50, G.25, 912, 11.23 A.
NJ, ZIG, 4.O1. 4.46. J.0T, go, and IL %
L. NJ, weekdays. Sundays $50, 912.
II. %, y. NJ, 4.4G, 5.07. 7.31, and 112S
+. NJ.
FOR NEW YORK.
Express. weekdays. $40. APO, 4.4O,
300, 5.1S, G.53, 7.33. so. y.O3. go.
*10.21, HOO \. NJ. #12.O0 noon. 1885.
*1.00, 40, 800, 300, $50, 400 Gim-
tied *41n. 500 *5.56. 600, 7.02. *S.05,
1000 y. NJ. 1902 night. Sundays. 800,
4.2O, 40, 800, 5.1S, 80. $50. %1O.21,
#11.20 a. NJ, 1920, 1929. *2.3O, 400,
QLimited, Sid, $40, *5.5G, Go, 7.O2,
*S.05, 1000 =. NJ, 1902 night.
Shining Car.
For Boston, without change. 1850 A.
NJ, weekdays and 500 =. NJ, daily.
FOR THE WEST.
$40 a. Nj. daily, Pittsburg. Chicago,
Cincinnati, Louisville and st. Louis.
Dining Carr
1925 a. VI. daily for Pittsburg and
Chicago. (No coaches TO Pittsburgh
Limited to two Buffet parlor Cars.
LILO \. NJ daily, Pittsburg and Cleve-
land.
1920 p. NJ. daily. Limited" Pitts
cinnati, Louisville, and St. Louis. DIN
ing Carr
3.44 p. NJ. from Germantown juno
tom, The Pennsylvania Specialists
Hour Train to Chicago. Pullman Com
partmcnt. Drawing-room. Sleeping, Din
ing. and Buffet Smoking Car.
4.3o p. NJ. daily, Pittsburg, Toledo,
Chicago. Louisville (via Cincinnati,, In
dianapois, and st. Louis. Dining Carr
S.23 p. NJ. daily. Pittsburg, Column
bus. Cincinnati, indianapolis. Louisville,
and St Louis. For Welch. W. Va. via
Shenandoah Valley Route.
$50 l.. NJ. daily, Pittsburg and Chi
| cago; for Toledo. except Saturday.
ll.OJ Z. NJ. daily. Pittsburg, Cincn-
natl. and Cleveland
1l.2o +. NJ. daily, Pttsburg and Chi
| cage; daily for Knoxville. via Shenan-
doah Valley Route; for Cleveland, ex-
| cept Saturday.
WEST JERSEY sEAsHoRE RAILROAD.
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to shut her eyes
and open her
mouth tor lnc,ii-
Cin2 and trust TO
luck for results.
She " doctors "
III ontll after
month, often
year after year,
III t his same
blind, liap-liazard
fashion, and re-
celves no pernla-
nent benefit.
Women take
DR.. Pierce's Fa-
vorite Prescrip-
ton with their
eyes Onen to the
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TOCure Sore Throat,

Into a glass half full of water punt
am even teaspoonlful OF
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Mexican Mustang Liniment

readily cures Rheumatism and Leg Weakness in Poultry
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Mexican rIustang Liniment,
Important Notice.

MEXICAN MUSTANG IIN3ENT in three
bottle
II they 1t,
Wholesale Druggist IT MAIL
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BKUAD STKEET STATION
For Elkton, $50, 60, 9.12, 11.23 A.
NJ, ZIG, 4.o1, 44G, 5.0I, go, and II. %
L. NJ, weekdays. Sundays. $50, 9.12,
11.23. y. NJ, 4.46, J.OT. 7.31, and II %
F. NJ.
The Dolores star., 1902-12-12

In every country of the civilized world
Sisters of Charity are known. Not only
do they minister to the spiritual and
intellectual needs of the charges com
mitted to their care, but they also
minister to their bodily needs.
With SO many children to take care of
and to protect from climate and disease,
these wise and prudent Sisters have
found Peruna n never failing safeguard.
DIR. Hartman receives many letters
from Catholic Sisters from all over the
United States. A recommend recently
received from Catholic institution in
Detroit, Mich, reads as follows:
Dr. S. B. Hartman, Columbus, Ohio:
Dear Sir: "The young girl who used
the FeruHa was suffering from Earyngi-
fs, and loss of voice. The result OF
the treatment was most satisfactory.
She found great relief, and affe,
further use of the medicine we hope to
be able to say she is entirely cured. -
Sisters of Charity.
The young girl was under the care OF
the Sisters of Charity and used Peruna
for catarrh of the throat with good re-
suits as the above letter testities.
Send to The Peruna Medicine Co. Co
lumbus, Ohio, for Il free book written
by DR.. Hartman.
The Dolores star., 1902-12-12
CIGARS FORCED UPON HIM.
One Reason Why General Grant Be-
came Such a Great Smoker.

reason can generally oe found for
everything. Everyone is aware of the
fact that General Grant was addicted
in an abnormal degree to the smoking
habit. General James Grant Wilson,
In recent address before the his
torical society OF Philadelphia. ac-
counts for his excesses in this re-
gard. Among the yarns spun by the
speaker was the following: 1T seems
that after one of Grants great victo-
ries he was seen riding down the line
with a half-smoked, unlit cigar in his
mouth. In reporting the affair the
war correspondents one and all men,
toned the incident of the half-burnt
cigar.
1T was not long after that every
express from the North brought the
general packages of cigars. until there
were 10000 cigars received at camp.
Up to that time Grant had been in
! the habit Of smoking but two or three
cigars day. But with this unlimited
supply and feeling that as they were
gifts he could not give them away
he started to smoke them Wholesale
and thus acquired tremendous appe.
| tite for tobacco"
The Dolores star., 1902-12-12
"THE PROOF OF THE PUDDING
LIES IN THE EATING"

The doctors are dumbfounded, the
druggists astonished. and the people
excited and joyful over the wonderful
great Remedy, st. Jacobs Oil. Every
case OF Rheumatism-some Of many
years standing-has given way to
this powerful remedy. Thousands of
certificates like the following can be
furnished as to its value:--
George Scleyer. Publisher of tho
Chiffon. Wis, "Volksbote," used st.
Jacobs Oil for almost unbearable
pains In the back. which had COM
pletely prostrated him." A few appli-
cations cured him entirely.
Mrs. Fred Eberle, Bellaire, O., was
for long time severely troubled with
Rheumatism. st. Jacobs Oil instantly
relieved ard entirely cured her.
Rev. DR.. B. Pick of Rochester, N. Y.
suffered SO intensely from Rheumatic
pains that he was unable to preach.
Several applications from bottle of
st. Jacobs Oil relieved him."
F. Raider, Cleveland, Ohio, says:
Two applications of St. Jacobs Oil
cured me of great and long-continued
pain in my foot"
Messrs. C. l.. Brundage and Son,
Druggists, Muskegon, Mich, write:-
"St. Jacobs Oil has a wonderful sale.
We sold eight bottles at retail yester-
day. This will give you some idea
of how well it is liked in this Sec
tion."
Mr.. Louis Hinkel of East Poesten,
Kill, N. Y, says:-''I call St. Jacobs
Oil the best liniment I ever used. It
cured me of Rheumatism and pain in
the back"
Herman Kittner, Manchester, N.
Hi have tried st. Jacobs Oil, and
found it excellent. All those who have
purchased it speak of it as simply in
comparable
Geo. G. Erfile, Palestine, Ill.:-"I
was in bed suffering from a swollen
leg, l used st. Jacobs Oil, its effect
was wonderful. The following day I
attended to my business again"
DIR. Otto Fuls, Reading. O., writes
-'The sale of ST. Jacobs Oil is con.
stantly increasing; 1t is praised by
everybody. and never fails to give en-.
tire satisfaction"
The Dolores star., 1902-12-12

disease of thirty years standing"
David Meellison.
DIR. Hartman. one of the best known
physicians and surgeons in the United
States. was the first man to formulate
Peruna. 1t was through his genius and
perseverance that it was introduced to
the medical profession of this country.
If you do not derive prompt and salts
factory results from the use of Peruna
write at once to DIR. Hartman, giving a
full statement of your case and he will
be pleased to give you his valuable ad-
vice gratis.
Address DIR. Hartman, President of
The Hartman Sanitariun. Columbus, O
The Dolores star., 1902-12-12
Handy Life Preservcr.

The life preserver of Hamburg
engineer looks like an ordinary pock-
etbook weighs but one and one-third
ounces, and on wetting becomes in
fiated with gas to sustain 200 pounds
three days.
The Dolores star., 1902-12-12

Gentlemen: 81
have used several
bottles of Peruna
and feel greatly
benefited there
by from my ca
tarrh ofthe head,
and feel encour-
aged to believe
t II Il t it S con-
tinued use will
fullv eradicate "a
The Dolores star., 1902-12-12

Bullhead scent cigar. If you have
are. If you have not. try one.
The Dolores star., 1902-12-12

Defiance Starch is guaranteed biggest
and best or money refunded. 16 ounces,
10 cents. Try it now
The Dolores star., 1902-12-12

"A victim of misplaced confidence says
that while some men will not steal. all
men will bear watching.
The Dolores star., 1902-12-12

lido not believe Pisos Cure for Consumption
has an equal for coughs and colds.-JoaN'
BOYER, Trinity Springs. Ind. Feb. Is. 1900
The Dolores star., 1902-12-12

When n man acquires the title of
grandfather he sighs to think that his
wife Is growing old
The Dolores star., 1902-12-12

FITS Permanently Cured. ,onts aftei
first day of DIR. klines Grost Nerve Restorer.
send for FREE $500 trial pottIe and treatise.
The Dolores star., 1902-12-12

Hostess-What portion of the chicken
would you like. MIR. Dineout? Mr. Dine
out-Oh, half of it will be ample, thank
you.
The Dolores star., 1902-12-12

The grindstone of adversely is what
makes Il man sharp.
The Dolores star., 1902-12-12

It's because of their true merit that
so many smokers prefer Baxter's Bull
head scent cigar.
The Dolores star., 1902-12-12

When a man resigns himself to fate
his resignation is usually accepted.
The Dolores star., 1902-12-12
WHY 1T IS THE BEST

IL because made by an entirely different
process. Defiance Starch is unlike any
other, better and one-thru more for 10
The Dolores star., 1902-12-12

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup
For children teethng, softens the gums reduces In
na:umstion aays pain, cures wind coiic 25o bottle
The Dolores star., 1902-12-12

Fruit acids will not stain goods
dyed with PUTNAM FADELESS
The Dolores star., 1902-12-12

New Arithmetic.-A tramp has twelve
feet the start of a woman who is armed
with broomstick six feet long She
moves eight feet while he moves six.
How far must they run before she can
get fair whack at him?
The Dolores star., 1902-12-12

The newest style of automobile is de
scribed as perfectly killing.
The Dolores star., 1902-12-12

People continue to fit out polar eXpe-
ditions. but any one can find the Poles
by going to Poland.
The Dolores star., 1902-12-12

1t must be embarrassing to a cent?
pede when he tries TO put his best FOOT
forward
The Dolores star., 1902-12-12

What do you think of the fashionable
high hand shake?'' 81 regard is as a
mShhanded proceeding"
The Dolores star., 1902-12-12
WHEN YOUR GROCER SAYS

he does not have Defiance Starch vo,,
may be sure he Is afraid to keep 1t until
ms stock of IL OF. packages are sold. De
other Cold Water Starch, but contain. ia
OF. to the package and :ells for same
money as u OF. brands.
The Dolores star., 1902-12-12

Mild" Well, / should say so-Bax-
as you like: they won't hurt you
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1902-08-13
re Worried the Guide.

There is a practical joker in Chica-
90, who deserves to be classed with
the doctor" in Mark Twsin's limo
cents Abroad" The doctors" con-
versation with the guide in relation
to the mummy is hardly more anus
ing than this man . conversation with
a guide in relation to Niagara falls.
He recently mao his first trip to the
falls and guide he hired was trying
to impress him with their magnitude.
"Grand," suggested the guide.
"Great!" acquiesced the Chicagoan
stolidly.
s:Magnifcent!" persisted the guide,
disappointed at the lack of enthusi-
asm.
Elmer than the Bear Trap Dam in
the Drainage CANAL" admitted the
Chicagoan.
The guide looked to see if he was
joking; but there was never smile.
The Chicagoan seemed to be interest
ed, but not at all impressed.
millions Of gallons minute" ex-
planned the guide.
"How many in day." asked the
Chicagoan.
20, billions and billions" said the
guide.
The Chicagoan looked across and
down and up, as if gaugipg the flow,
and then turned away disinterestedly.
"Runs all night, too, I suppose"
he remarked nonchalantly.
The guide was dazed and he had
not recovered when the Chicagoan
left.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1902-08-13
The Lexington Dispatch.
Wednesday, August 13, 1902.

A@S @SSs"4!S W." ~.S s"seSS'
Wednesday, August 10, 1902.
General Mixture.
The way Of the transgressor is Of
ten hard, yet he seldom complains Of
tender feet.
There have been 225 cars of can
teloupes shipped from Blackville, S.
c., this season.
A man may be able to fool himself
as to his Importance, bat it is difficult
to fool his neigbbors.
After a worthless old horse dies the
owner begins to tell Of the hundred
dollars he refused for him.
HiIton's Life for the
Liver and Kidneys tones
up the stomach.
Man attracts attention only at his
birth, at his wedding and at his fune-
raj. Three time and out, as it were.
Time may be money; but the aver
age man would rather give you two
hours talk than lend you quarter.
A whole family of colored people
at Society Hill, this State, were re-
Gently poisoned. Two have died and
the others are not expected to live.
The dispenssry at Yorkville, S. c.,
against which there was such q
strong fight made, has sold two
car loads of liquor since it has been
running.
The best physic-C -Chamberlain's
Stomach and Liver Tablets. Easy
to take. Pleasant in effect. For
sale by J. E. Kaufman.
The woman who knows how to pro-
vide her husband with a good break
fast needn't worry about, providing
intellectual companionship for him.
It is said that full grown bee can
draw twenty times it's own weight.
It can fly about five miles an hour,
and it will seek it's food at distance
of four miles.
Short-aIf I had as much money
as you have I wouldn't be 80 blamed
stingy with it." Long-"My dear
boy, that is the very reason you never
have it."
Chamberlain's Collie, Cholera and
Diarrhoea Remedy has world wide
reputation for it's cures. It never
fails and is pleasant and safe to take.
For sale by J. E. Kaufman.
A glass factory is to be established
in Charleston with capital stock Of
$3.50, 900. says the Piedmont Head
light. The factory will give employ
ment to about 800 persons.
The city council of Orangeburg has
offered reward of 800 for the cap
ture of the slayer of Isaac Smith,
the negro who was cut to death on
the streets there July -.
Hilton's Life for the
Liver and Kidneys
overcomes constipa-
ton.
Miss Henrietta Aiken Kelly, of
Charleston, has been appointed spe"
cisl field agent in the silk culture in
vestigation of the department OF ag-
riculture.
"That new neighbor Of ours must
be a very wasteful woman" he COM
mented. "Why?" she asked. "Be-
cause" be replied "she's throwing
that voice of hers all about the neigh
borhood instead of saving it up for
use as q saw file."
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1902-08-13
Great Men Who Danced.

The ancients regarded dancing as
a necessary accomplishment. Soc
rates learned the art in his old age,
while Plato in his Commonwealth"
advocated the establishment of dane
ing schools. The Romans celebrated
their victories and pastoral festivals
by elaborate dances. They excelled
in psntomime dances, from which
the ballet was evolved. The Emperor
Domitian forbade the senators to
dance and for 80 doing removed
several members from the senate.
Grave statesmen and politicians of
high degree have excelled in the
oldest of the arts.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1902-08-13
Information Wanted.

Any person knowing of a father,
son, husband, brother or friend that
was killed or died while in the service
of the Confederate States and whose
name has not been placed on the
Confederate Monument at this place,
will please notify either Of the under.
signed at this place of the fact and
steps will be taken to nave said name
or names placed upon the tablet re-
served for said purpose.
M. D. Harman.
j. S. Derrick.
Jas. E. Hendrix.
Lexington, July 21, 1902.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1902-08-13
THE ARIZONA KICKER.
Some Warm Items From a Decidedly
Torrid Town.

Some Warm Items From a Decidedly
Torrid Town.
copyright. 1902, by c. 2. Lewis.l
Repairs to the Hellso Opera House
will begin next month. 1t is expected
that at least thousand bullets will
be found in the walls and ceilings.
Benches and chairs have been placed
IN our private editorial graveyard and
the park thrown open to the public,
and it makes cool and quiet spot for
the weary to sit and mediate.
Giveadam Gulch may be little slow
on colleges, churches and high teas,
but careful inspection of the inhabit-
ants proves that we have not got
baldheaded OF bowlegged man
among us.
Jim Henderson, who passed the win
ter in cave in the mountains and
lived On wolf meat for four months, is
eating grass and chewing cactus roots
to familiarize his stomach with the
dainties of civilization.
The people of Lone Jack were at con-
siderable trouble last week to bring to-
gether two individuals named Taran-
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1902-08-13
A Division of Labor.

Mike-How much farther does the
soign say it is to Moo York., Patsy?
Pat-Twinty moiles.
Mike-Well. thot's only tin moiles
apiece.-Judge.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1902-08-13
UnDleasant For Both.

An Irishman whose face was so plain
that his friends used to tell him it was
an offense to the landscape happened
also to be as poor as he was homely.
One day a neighbor met him and
asked.
"How are you, Pat!"
mighty bad! Sure, it's starvation
that's starin' me in the face"
"Begorra," exclaimed his neighbor
sympathetically, "it can't be pleasant
for either Of yezw-London Outlook.
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Queer Inventions.

In 1854 a patent was granted in
France on a combination opera hat
and bsndbox, and during the same
year a mouth glue was invented for
artistic purposes, such as sticking
on photographs, negatives and for
use on envelopes and postage stamps.
The ingredients of the gum were
cows heel for adhesi7eness and ex-
tract of vanilla, by which to avoid
ofense to the taste.
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a Fine Liver Cure.
Greenville. Tenn.

Greenville, Tenn.
I have thoroughly convinced my
self that DR.. Bakers Blood and
Liver Cure is the finest medicine
made for Indigestion and Constipa'
tion. Il have tried them ally and
was cured by the use of this medi-
cine, after all others had failed. I
most cheerfully and unhesitatingly
endorse it. Yours truly,
81. N. Baker, Mayor.
For sale at the Bazaar.
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TARANTULA JACK AND THUNDERBOLT SAM.
tula Jack and Thunderbolt Sam, but
the only result of the meeting was that
the two men took drink in company
and talked over the old days when a
holy terror didn't have to pay for his
own whisky. The Lone Jackers were
so indignant that they rose up in their
wrath and drove them out CT town.
NJ. QUAD.
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As He Called 1t.

"But why" asked the man who al
ways wants to know-"why do you call
that little jump you make from tow
er into the water a leap for life?
They tell me it is not at all danger
ous"
"Well," replied the "artist," "don't
make me lirin' by it?"-Cincinnat
Commercial Tribune.
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Left Helpless.

Mrs. Brown-So your girl has left
you? What for, for mercy's sake!
Mrs. Black-Absolutely for nothing.
Mrs. Bro vn-Oh, that's it? / remem-
Der you told me she wouldn't leave you
for anything.-Boston Transcript