The Lewiston teller. (Lewiston, Idaho) 1900-1905, 1902-03-13
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O0''iN' -''"i'ieh-i sent some yprssa
to that magazine. but | don't thint ~
editor read them at all. Sinnick- 49,,
they were accepted. were they.-p.u
adelphia Press.
ut is said that November fog cost,
London S250.O00 day" "That's f,a
ny" whats funny" THAT both ~.
fog and the money should be mjst.
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
II am told" said the friend, ..tbat ~.
manager you have left was paying vor
a fabulous salary!' NO" answo..s
Mr.. Stormington Barnes: mot fahu
lous; imaginary" -Washington Star
Mr.. Marmaduke Jenkyns-We,, ola
boys will be old boys. Mrs. JENKINS
Mrs. Marmaduke Jenkyns-Oh. no.
no; you mean that old boys will keen
on trying to be young boys.-Detroit
Free Press.
Short Rations: Old Boarder-What.,
for breakfast! Hope not ham and eyo,
again. Waitress-No. sir. not ham and
eggs this morning. Old Boarder-Thant
the stars! What is it? Waitress-On,v
ham.-Tit-Bits
| The Bride-John. do you know anv.
thing about high balls? why, err
y-yes'm." Then l wish you woud
cook several for my husbands dinner
! heard him tell friend that he dear,
loved them."-Life.
YES. I've got little money nut
away" said the talkatiye speculator.
I've managed to get in on the ground
floor once or twice" Me. too" whis.
pered the burglar. who sat next to him
in the train; 'shake!" PHILADELPHIA
Press.
Mamma-For goodness sake. Elsie
why are you shouting in that disgrace
full fashion! Why can't you be Quiet
like Willie? Elsie-He has to be Quiet
the way we're playing. He's papa com.
Ing home late. and I'm you.-Philade|.
phia Press
The Honest MISREPRESENTATION
Customer-H Has this paper got the news
Of the latest revolution in South Amer.
lea! Newsboy I'll be honest with you
mister. It's got all 'ceptin' what's
broke ont in the last fifteen mlnutes,-
Chicago Tribune.
why did -ou resign from your
club?' he asked. "Oh. they were 50
absurdly particular" she replied;
How" why. the chairman wouldn't
let me talk just because some one else
was talking-as If that made any dit.
ference. Chicago Post.
Suspense: Been hunting to-day~
Yes" said the amateur. with the wild
anprehensiye look in his eye. Have
you shot anything:" Il don't know yet
I'm waiting for the rest of the party to
get into camp. SO that we can call the
roll. Washington Star,
Marga 'et-Matrimony is not all that
1t is cracked up to be. Edith-How
can you say such things. Margaret?
why, there is Carrie Wintergreen She
was married only a year ago. and now
she Is divorced, with such lovely ali.
Transcript.
Her Expla aation.-"D you mean to
say such a physical wreck as he is
gave you that black eye:" asked the
magistrate. Sure, your honor. he
wasn't a physical wreck till after he
give me the black eye" replied the
wife.-Tit-Bits
A father. fearing an earthquake in
the region of his home. sent his two
boys to distant friend until the peril
should be over. A few weeks after
The father received this letter from his
friend: please take your boys home
ana send down the earthquake"
His Hope: Il hope. said the serious
man. that you haven't been betting on
the races" Il hope so, too" said the
Young man with the red necktie and the
restless eve; Il hope will wake up to.
morrow and find out that the whole
thing was wild dream. But there's
10 use Observation-Disclosures Star.
Easy ndifference.-"Why did we ar.
I've late and leave before the opera
vas OVER: asked the youngest daugh-
er; 1T was very enjoyable" "Of
curse 1t was" answered Mrs. Cumrox.
put, my deac. We had to show people
nat we didn't care whether we got our
moneys worth or ot."-Washington
tar.
Her Taste for Charity.-"And so you
re doing charity work in the sums,
lrs. Naggerson? It's so lovely of you
take al interest in those poor peo-
ne. Yes. | enjoy the work very
auch. Nearly all the women down
aere nave domestic troubles that they
Ell me all Dout."-Chicago Record
Ierald.
Inc Old Story.-The second course Of
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