Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-09-27


dorf Astor, who died of consumption at
Cliveden, will not be buried in New York,
as was at first intended. Her body will
be buried in the graveyard of the church
at Hedsor, close to Cliveden.
Weber & Fields show has girl who
takes off Mary MacLane thus: "Oh, the
IOnesOmeness of being stuck on oneself!'
The new piece, by the way. is not burn
ing up New York. Here's Il sample joke,
though that's not SO bad: During u
ping-pong game Mr.. Weber remarks:
'"Fhat makes me so, love-" There Is
no love after 49," declares Mr.. Fields.
This is the performance Of a wag who
wears the cap and bells on an afternoon
paper:
A little peach of saffron hue
And 4 canta0upc made trouble brew
In Susscll Sage'S tummy -tum
And near pat Wall Street on the bum
But all the fruit that ever grew,
Cantaloupe and peaches too.
Gould not jar the gastric organ
OF Deacon Bear or J. i. Morgan.
Literary fellers" in search of local
color can find lots of it around the Bow
cry. Most Of it is dark brown in the
morning, but at midnight it assumes pris-
matte hues, Yet people say that the
Bowery is not what il used to be. A
big force of policemen raided the resort
known as the Little Jumbo" at 119
B0wery, and made iifty-fve prisoners
Among the prisoners We're several per-
sous who said they were Summers"
seeing the sights of the BOwery.
Mrs. Andrew Symonds, the celebrated
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in New York, where she will entertain
extensively. When President Roosevelt
visited Charleston last spring Mrs. Sy-
m0ndS, but one OF those couDs d'etat
known only to great generals and states
ment and brilliant women, captured the
President and took him to her house to
dine, thus putting to rOut the exclusive
st. Cecilia Society of that city, which had
counted on a monopoly of hospitality.
The boys of Cornell love Lulu Chaser
The charming little actress has received
full football costume from them, in
Guiding jersey trousers, stockings, nose
guard and spiked shoes. The following
note accompanied the package: Dear
Miss Glaser-lf you can see your way
clear to being q Cornell girl during your
engagement in Ithaca wear the enclosed
suit. II was worn last year by our quar-
terback and the gore on the trousers was
shed by Pennsylvania. Have the suit
altered to fit you and we will give you
the send-off of your life when you ar
rive" Miss CHASER is pleased and says
she will wear the suit.
Piuky Panky Poo, Mrs. Patrick Camp
bells pet dog, is said to be in a dyiu.
condition and as result thereof th'
English actress Is reported to be pros
trated with grief, denying herself 10 al
callers 1t all happened in this way
"Pinky," who receives the best of nj
possible grooming, somehow became al
tictcd with ileaS. and the dog doctor wa
forthwith summoned. He prescribed
powder guaranteed to annihilate the tleas
"Pinky" was carcmully watched, but il
the night he managed to lick of some o
the powder The poison slowly took eff
feet and despite the efforts of the do
doctor the pet has been sinking for tw
days. Mrs. Campbell yesterday wa
constantly at the dogs side and all caller
were denied admittance.
w. X. Vanderbilt, Jr., in an interview
in Automobile Topics not only declare
that he has no intention of retiring fror
automobiing, but expresses willingness
to help as far as possible either by PAL
ticipation or influence the sending ahroa
of an American team TO compete for tn
international challenge cup. Mr. Var
dcrbilt is quoted as saying: "lf the Al
tomobile Club of America enters the con
petition for the Gordon Bennett trophy
as | think it ought certainly to do, wi
be only too pleased TO 20 to England o
Ireland. or wherever the race is held, t
do whatever | can to lift the cuI
Whether we shall succeed or not is M
other question. The only way to answe
It is by trying. Eventually, | think W
shall bring that trophy to America"
There was much recalling of incident
along Fourteenth street and the Bow
cry when news came that One-E Eyed jim
mie Connolly had died in Chicago. TIL
man with the single optic was know
from coast TO coast among sporting me
as the fellow who attended every prxt
fight in the last twenty years and nevC
paid his way in. Jimmie always carrie
pocketful OF glass eyes and one of hi
favorite tricks was to pull his rgl
lamp" out of its socket and offer to h,
IL against a drink Down in Kid NJ,
Coy's a well-kuown sport told this Stor
on Connelly: Jimmie was loitrrip
around my place one day while | va
looking over some legal papers 4 COZ
vivial friend dropped in and invited N
out for a drink Jimmie. | said 'kee
your eye on these papers until | CON
back We'll l was detained about a
hour and when returned | noticed tbs
Jimmie had disappeared. The paper
were there all right and COuncliy's rigl
eye was resting upon them. Literally /
had done what he had promised he keI
his eye on them Jimmie was formerl
London newsbOy.
There is little Doubt felt and espresso
among the intimate friends of Reginal
Vanderbilt and Miss Kathleen Neso
that their wedding will take place b.
fore the close of the winter. and posSibl
late in November or early in Decembe
and that it will be celebrated in Ne
York The young couple are very d,
voted, and Mr.. Vanderbilt takes Il
pains to conceal the fact that he is de-
perately in love with his fair youn
fiancee. Mrs. Nelson, 1t is known, ha
confided to some OF her friends that tn