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The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1902-08-29

Attorney Bittle. OF Manila, was in
Denison on Wednesday. He is inter-
ested in the public sale of lots which
takes place at Manila September 2
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1902-08-29

Mrs. W. W, Mason, OF Fl. Madison,
and Mrs. F. S. Bissell. of Dunlap, are
spending few days with their friends
DR.. and Mrs Philbrook.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1902-08-29

A box car loaded with butter from
Nicholson's commission house was
knocked from tie track in the Central
yards Wednesday. Some slight dam,
age was done to the butter and also to
the car.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1902-08-29

The Bulletin suddenly opposes six
teen foot walks on Main and Broadway
We wonder why. Can anyone guess?
Now think hard.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1902-08-29

Little Ben Nicholson met with a
serious mishap last week as a result OF
which his hip joint was thrown out
and he has suffered excruciating pain.
we are glad to learn that the little
patient is now better
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1902-08-29

Miss Flora Polster is expected the
last of the week to resume her duties
as a member Of the college musical
faculty.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1902-08-29

Postmaster w. 5 Barstow of Manila
made Denison q pleasant visit yester-
day. He is quite enthusiastic over the
prospects of that thriving city.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1902-08-29

FOR SALE-l60 acres. miles south
of Vail, Iowa, SE4-1-S3-3S Running
water, bluegrass pasture, smooth
land; handy to school. Ten years
time, 5 per cent inst. Write George
A. Rogers, 600 South Yak Ave,
Tacoma, Wash. 54-tf
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1902-08-29

The Catholic church picnic at Vail
will undoubtedly draw large crowd
from Denison on Monday next.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1902-08-29

The interior of the Peoples Store is
being repainted, causing some incon-
venience to the clerks but adding
greatly to the appearance OF the room.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1902-08-29

Mot McHenry was in town yesterday
from DOW City. Mot never misses the
nomination OF democratic ticket and
never votes one.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1902-08-29

The great lot sale will be held at
Manila next Tuesday 1t will I'M.
doubtedly attract many people from ell
over the county.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1902-08-29

Denison actually won game of ball
this week. Perhaps the fact that they
played on week day had something
to do with liftlcg the hoodoo.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1902-08-29

Mrs. George Heston has been called
to Des Moines to be with her daughter,
Mrs. Brown, who is quite i'll.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1902-08-29

Mr.. George P. Cronk recently elected
exalted ruler OF the Elks is son-in law
of Mrs. Geo. W. Heston of Denlson.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1902-08-29

DR.. w. B. Evans of Arion was Den.
ison visitor to-day.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1902-08-29

Mrs. j. B. johnson is spending the
week IN Lake City
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1902-08-29

Miss Grace Meyers is visiting Mrs
w. T. Perkins in Seattle, Wash, this
week.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1902-08-29

Mesdames Carr and Chamberlin, of
Dow City, and Mesdames Williams and
Walsh. of West Side, attended the
meetinc OF the Eastern Star last Tues-
day evening. The meeting was we'll
attended and was very enjoyable.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1902-08-29

FOR RENT-l60 acres, we'll improved
farm near Denison. Inquire at Re-
view Office. 60 4,e
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1902-08-29

DR.. A. F Bonney, of Buck Grove
accompanied by his daughter, drove tt
Denison on Thursday.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1902-08-29

P. G. Wieting and wife OF, New York
city, we're guests of their relatives
Mr.. and Mrs L A, Sewall this week.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1902-08-29

GASOLINE-And Kerosene stoves,
Steel Ranges and Cooks, cheap, at
Wygant's.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1902-08-29

WIRE YOUR HOUSE-For electric
light. We wire any house no matter
how long it has been built, concea :
ing all the wires and leaving the
house in the condition we find it,
wiring at cost of labor and material.
Fixtures at factory prices.
DENISON ELECTRIC LIGHT s.
POWER COMPANY
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1902-08-29

Mr.. j. w. Miller euj 'yed visit from
his brother of Manning the first of the
week
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1902-08-29

Master Hugh MAST is spending a
pleasant ten days vacation at wall
Lake.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1902-08-29

Rev. Houghtelin, of Dow City, at
tended Eastern Star at Denison on
Tuesday last
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1902-08-29

Mrs. H. P. Arnold and daughter, OF
Audubon, were guests of Mrs, S. 6
Wright on Thursday
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1902-08-29

Mr.. and Mrs. N. E. Wescott are
among the state fair visitors this week.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1902-08-29

DR.. Steaks, the eye man, has return
ed to Denison after four weeks vaca-
ton.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1902-08-29

Born, on Aug. q. to Mr. and Mrs.
j. w. Bell. of Denison, son.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1902-08-29

Frank Leahy spent the first of the
week at the state sair.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1902-08-29

Mr.. and Mrs. U G.. johnson have re-
turned from their visit to Des Mones.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1902-08-29

Born. to Mr. and Mrs Orrie Griffee,
of Denison, on Aug 81, a girl
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1902-08-29

j. B. johnson returned on Tuesday
from trip to sanborn county, S. D.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1902-08-29

Walter CRAZE left this morning for
Ackiey, Iowa, where he will conduct
newspaper.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1902-08-29

Mrs. F. w. Meyers left on wednesday
morning for visit at her old home III
Iowa City,
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1902-08-29

Mr.. and Mrs. U. G. johnson have re.
turned from their Des Moines visit
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1902-08-29

If we had time we would quote the
Manila Republican to show how mar
rowly prejudiced a man can get wher
he tries If the Manila paper were
only edited as clearly as it is printed
we would forgive it.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1902-08-29

FOR RENT. Front basement room
McKim Hall, Inquire of Mrs. Nc
Clellan at Reading room.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1902-08-29

FOR SALE-Several good farms of all
sizes in Polk and Dallas counties
Mo. For further particulars inquire
of G. l.. O(mstead or lock box 50,
Denison Iowa. 60
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1902-08-29

TELEPHONE ORDERS-For gasoline
and kerosene to j. G. Wygant No As.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1902-08-29

DRESS-MAKING-F class. end
door north OF McKim Hall. appren-
tice girls wanted. Misses Warbasse
and Rayne 4S.tf
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1902-08-29

Z M. P. Ryan, of Vail was pleasant
visitor today.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1902-08-29

FARM FOR SALE-24O acres we'll
improved all in meadow and pasture
except IS acres. 81 miles from either
Buck Grove, Dow. City or Arion. If
you want good farm come and see
mine before buying.
j. B. DAVIS
Dow City.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1902-08-29

FARMs-For sale, Cass County, Mo. !,
in the corn belt, 81 miles from Kan.
sas City. $50 to $40 per acre. Write
for list. Address A. j. Jones. Pleas
ant Hill, Missouri
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1902-08-29

FOR SALE Secondhand galvanized
20-oarrel water tank. Inquire at
Creamery.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1902-08-29

Fer RENT-New eight room house
for rent, elecuic lights, bathroom
furnace heat. Inquire off J. Sibbert
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1902-08-29

ESTRAY-One brown Shetland pony.
Any information will be gladly re-
ceived By E. Gulick
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1902-08-29

WANTED-At the College domitory
one good kitchen girl. 63-4t
The Jennings daily record. [volume] (Jennings, La.) 1900-1903, 1902-05-14

81 noticed something the other day
that was to me in the nature of
novelty" remarked a prominent local
court stenOgrapher. who has spent
considerable time. says the Washing
ton Star, in a business way among the
descendants of the American aborig
gines. What struck me as strange
was my meeting here i'll Washington
with an Indian who Wore eyeglasses.
In the course of all my experience
with the red men ! never before OBJ
served Poor 10 making use Of lenses
to aid his sight. Perhaps the name
Of this particular Indian has some
thing to do with his adopting what
is unqueStionably a very necessary
custom among civilization. He bears
the cognomen 'Foggy Cloud and is
member of the Chippewa tribe. All
the other Indians of my acquaintance
are blessed with keen sight of the
most pronounced type. and | do not
remember hearing that any OF them
ever had eye trouble of any character
The Jennings daily record. [volume] (Jennings, La.) 1900-1903, 1902-05-14
Persons, Places
and Things
HAD GOOD CAUSE TO BE ALARMED

HRO GOOO CAt.SE ~ DE NIoO"IN
Members OF Dinner Party Feared iheS
Had Unwittingly Become Cam bSi' :
was invited along with other
Europeans on the beach to one OF the
biggest plays that have been seen III
Opobo. says a writer in Chamber
Journal. At the feast all kinds OF ilsh:
fowl and soup cooked after the native
fashion, were served. Everyone thor
oughly enjoyed the feast until near
to the finish the chaser (desserD was
brought in. This dish they called
palm-oil chop. While it was being
served there rolled out Of the vessel
what to all appearances was a human
skull Suddenly all the Europeans
turned pale as though suffering from
an acute attack Of sea-sickness: and
the symptoms they developed were
Identical. for that dinner would not
stay down. The chief, in alarm, in
quired what made his friends so i'll
One of the sufferers, whose eyes pro-
truded from their sockets, and afraid
to trust himself to speak. placed his
handkerchief to his mouth and jerked
his thumb in the direction OF the
skull The chief grasped the situation
and with unaffected concern tried to
comfort his sick guests by saying, 1T
be all right. He be no man; he be
monkey
The Jennings daily record. [volume] (Jennings, La.) 1900-1903, 1902-05-14

A Biliville man who had obtained
a pension from the government for
having lost his voice as the result Of
injuries received in service shouted
"HoOray," on the day his first pension
money was paid to him. The pension
was straightway called off, and now,
in great detection. he says:
1T happened thisaway: Some o.
these meddlesome Christians got TO
prayin' fer the return o my voice. an
their prayers was answered at the
wrong time,"-Atlanta Constitution.
The Jennings daily record. [volume] (Jennings, La.) 1900-1903, 1902-05-14

Here's a position I wouldn't like"
observed the shoe clerk, as he glanced
over the want column of his paper.
What is it?" queried the inquisitive
boarder at the pedal extremity of the
table.
'Wanted-A young man for cleri
cal position, to be partly in the store
and partly outside'" read the shoe
clerk
Whats wrong with that job"
asked the l. b.
"Oh, nothing whatsoever" sarcastic
ally replied the shoe clerk. especially
when the door slams
The Jennings daily record. [volume] (Jennings, La.) 1900-1903, 1902-05-14

or. Wiggledy," said the attorney
for the prosecution. you are the de-
PENDANT in this case, are you rot?",
Eyes, sir"
What is your occupation, Mr.. Wig
gledy?"
81 am a vinegar manufacturer"
You make brand, l presume,
called pure cider vinegar'?"
Yes, sir
81 will ask you to state what that's
made OFF,
Hold on" exclaimed the attorney
for the defendant. you needn't an
swer that. | object. your honor"
state the objection" said the court.
THE ground of the objection, your
honor" replied the lawyer. after
whispered conference with his client
lis that the answer might tend to in
criminate him"
The Jennings daily record. [volume] (Jennings, La.) 1900-1903, 1902-05-14
NJ !
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lady of great talent was left a
widow by her late husband. In addi-
ton to this he left her $4,000 a year.
But there was condition attached.
A string with a weight fastened to it
dangled behind this goodly sum. II
she married again her income was
cut off-cut off instanter. 1t was hard.
It was very hard. But Love laughs at
restrictions. He laughs at conditions.
What's lucre to the blind boy? Paltry
dross.
So the lady fell In love. Her love
was returned. She accepted the wooer
and the engagement was announced.
What was a paltry $4,000 a year to
this new-found passion?
Foolish husband, thus to fancy that
he had bound the lady for life.
But wait. Hold on The lady has
reconsidered her sacrifice and WI
hang on to her $4,000.
And when you come to think of it.
especially from an experienced point
of view, $4,000 year is a good bit of
money-and there are comparatively
few husbands worth it.
The Jennings daily record. [volume] (Jennings, La.) 1900-1903, 1902-05-14
John w. Con.

the United States. All his predeces-
cors were Knickerbockers born and
bred, but he. a native of the Emerald
isle, came 10 this country as juvenile
emigrant in paternal care
He was one of the first to welcome
to the land of the free John Boyle
.O'Reilly, when the latter escaped from
the Australian penal settlement That
incident led to the formation of an Or
ganization to aid the comrades whom
,O'Reilly left behind, and the young
lawyer became it's secretary and coun
sci.
Mr.. Golf has presided at many mur-
der trials, sentencing the last man
who was hanged in the state and the
first man who was executed by cleo
tricity. Molineux was con gicted in his
court.
The Jennings daily record. [volume] (Jennings, La.) 1900-1903, 1902-05-14
what Expert Thought of tho Coal.

What an Expert Thought OF tho Coal.
The promoter of a -ecently disco@-
cred coal mine down east sent a guam
tity of the fuel to a university profess
sor with a request for certificate
as to its quality. This is what the pro-
fessor wrote: To whom it may CON
Germ: This is to certify that l have
tried this coal in my fireplaces, CRATES
and stoves for several weeks. and, hav-
ing done So l can confidently recon-
mend to all my friends that they hurry
into the state of Rhode Island on
the day of judgment, being well sat
isfied that it will be the last portion
of the earth to burn"
The Jennings daily record. [volume] (Jennings, La.) 1900-1903, 1902-05-14

Lord Ampthill. governor OF Madras,
India, who is a big man physically
was paid a somewhat left-handed com
pliment the other day by the good
people of a locality in southern In
da which rejoices in the name OF
Kumbakonam. At the railway station
on his arrival a jail-made carpet was
spread for him to alight upon which
bore the figure of an elephant and
under it the legend Good morning
Jumbo" woven into the fabric.
The Jennings daily record. [volume] (Jennings, La.) 1900-1903, 1902-05-14

The Catholic bishop Of Armidale,
Australia is probably the weightiest
prelate in Christendom. His name is,
Or. Terregianni and he was the head.
of the Capuchian monastery at Peck
Ram Rye when promoted to this dio-
cese twenty years ago. He is man of
enormous physical bulk and is said to
weigh nearly 300 pounds. Once when
officiating in his cathedral he was fired
at by lunatic. He escaped uninjured,
the bullet passing through his vest
ments
The Jennings daily record. [volume] (Jennings, La.) 1900-1903, 1902-05-14

Calcutta is in danger Of losing It's
principal landmark. the Ochterlong
monument 1t has been discovered that
it occupies the only site that is really
available for Lord Curzons new VIC
toria memorial hall. General Sir
David Ochterlong, in whose memory
it was erected (175S-1S25), distin-
guished himself in the operations
against the Ghoorkas, 1914 and 1916
and in other Indian wars.
The Jennings daily record. [volume] (Jennings, La.) 1900-1903, 1902-05-14
Business.

Are you a brigand2" asked the
traveller in Europe.
q am" was the answer.
We'll, how much will you charge
to steal me?"
'Why-we don't usually do business
in that way. The question Of fixing
q ransom"
This won't be any ransom trans
action. This will be cash in advance.
But you've got to hurry up. I've got
my lecture learned by heart and my
magazine article written. All l want
now is the advertisement"
The Jennings daily record. [volume] (Jennings, La.) 1900-1903, 1902-05-14
- GRAr1D DUCHESS HELEnA ~

Grand Duchess Helena was sent
home, while the student was exiled to
Siberia.
The Russian authorities have issued
an official denial of the story, but it is
generally beneved in European So
ciety. This is the second escapads o.;
the kind in which the Grand Duchess
Helena has figured.
The Jennings daily record. [volume] (Jennings, La.) 1900-1903, 1902-05-14

Prince Albert, heir presumptive to
the Belgian throne, is a major in the
Grenadier Guards, now lying on their
arms in Brussels, waiting for an
emergency call. The prince, when it
was suggested he let another officer
take his place in case of trouble, re-
piled: ''If my men are called to post
The Jennings daily record. [volume] (Jennings, La.) 1900-1903, 1902-05-14
Pictorial bur11or '

ing down his newspaper, "and tor
pedo-boat destroyers and your torpedo
boat destroyer destroyer destroyers,
and so on as long as you can keep
up the repetition without making our
tongue itch-but it strikes me that just
at present the most active craft in ma
val and military circles is The reputa-
t1on destroyer Puck.
The Jennings daily record. [volume] (Jennings, La.) 1900-1903, 1902-05-14

Ths Neue Zeitung, a sensational
newspaper published at Vienna, states
that the Cars niece, the Grand Ouch
ess Helena, who is twenty years old.
recently efoped from st. Petersburg
with a plebeian student.
The couple were on th-cr way
abroad, according to the paper, when
they were captured at Warsaw.
The Jennings daily record. [volume] (Jennings, La.) 1900-1903, 1902-05-14
A Problem.

If a man will drive 296 holes through
the plastering of the dining room wall
in vain search for a joist in which
to insert a nail whereon to hang a
picture, and then try to miss it al
together and find the beam at the first
whack, and a woman will plunge into
the water and rescue her child at the
risk of her life and then give 1t
sound spanking, why don't we invent
some new and appropriate name for
what we at present call human ma
ture?-Puck. gSy ,t". -.
The Jennings daily record. [volume] (Jennings, La.) 1900-1903, 1902-05-14

of danger it will be my duty to lead
them Prince Albert. who visited the
United States in 1898, and was enter
tanned at the White House by Presi-
dent Mckinley, is a nephew of King
Leopold. and follows his father, the
Count Of Flanders, in the line of sue
cesSion.
The Jennings daily record. [volume] (Jennings, La.) 1900-1903, 1902-05-14
LetharnicyilIe.

Ida-"He says if l marry him life
will be one long, sweet dream"
May-"Gracious! He must expect to
sleep all the time"
Ida-'I wouldn't be surprised; we
are going to live N Philadelphia"
The Jennings daily record. [volume] (Jennings, La.) 1900-1903, 1902-05-14

An Irishman met an EngliShman il
the streets of Chicago, and after con-
siderable home talk, asked John ::
why is the English House Of Lords
like Ireland?" 'Why?' just because
there are so many moss-covered ruins
there"
The Jennings daily record. [volume] (Jennings, La.) 1900-1903, 1902-05-14
Intlnida rion.

First Something seems to
be troubling JONES'
His Colleague-"See that woman
with the eyeglasses and the stern
smile in the gallery?"
Yes
That's his wife and he's got
woman suffrage bill in his pocket He
doesn't know whether to introduce it
and get roasted or to sit still and meet
her when the sessions over"
what will he do?'
ooh, he'll introduce it,
The Jennings daily record. [volume] (Jennings, La.) 1900-1903, 1902-05-14
An lnsinuntion.

Mrs. Uppton-My daughter both
plays and paints, professor.
Prof. Blunt have never heard her
play. but l am aware she possesses
remarkable talent as an artist
Mrs. Uppton-So you have seen
specimens of her work?
Prof. Blunt-Well, er-I have met
the young lady, you know
The Jennings daily record. [volume] (Jennings, La.) 1900-1903, 1902-05-14

Clad only in her nightrobe and her
spectacles, the half-fainting little girl
was carried out of the burning building
by the brave fireman.
Your name, please?" asked the re-
porters.
'Iphigenia," she gaspad. Accent on
the penultimate, please"
The Jennings daily record. [volume] (Jennings, La.) 1900-1903, 1902-05-14

Il suppose even you have said
things you have regretted" said the
man with hasty temper.
That isn't the point at ALL" an
swered Mr.. Meekton. II have been
trying to figure out whether l ever
said anything that | didn't regret"
The Jennings daily record. [volume] (Jennings, La.) 1900-1903, 1902-05-14
Culinary.

Culinary.
''My predecessor, l believe" said
the new missionary, did not live here
very long. / suppose the climate killed
him"
Really" replied the cannibal chief.
"I rather incline to the belief that
our cooking had a great deal to do
with it."
The Jennings daily record. [volume] (Jennings, La.) 1900-1903, 1902-05-14
TIL irty Days.

care you guilty or not guilty."
asked the police magistrate of the
prisoner, who was dazed from the eff
fects of his recent dissipation.
Give me time to think it over, your
honor" replied the prisoner
With pleasure" replied the judge.
'Iu give you thirty days"
The Jennings daily record. [volume] (Jennings, La.) 1900-1903, 1902-05-14

The kin or scholars lutte, of China,
has seven silk strings. fastened to the
front of facquered wood board. Its
length is four feet and its width eight
NJ
The Jennings daily record. [volume] (Jennings, La.) 1900-1903, 1902-05-14
Perfumes in Ancient Days.

The records left us by the Phoeni-
clans. Assyrians and ancient Persians
show that among all those nations the
use of perfumes was very common.
The Jennings daily record. [volume] (Jennings, La.) 1900-1903, 1902-05-14

Hello, buddy exclaimed the
sprouting blade of grass to the embryo
leaflet. 'r
please don't shoot" exclaimed the
bud, in mock alarp,
The Jennings daily record. [volume] (Jennings, La.) 1900-1903, 1902-05-14
Gray-Ha,rsd Workers Dyo.

A prominent New York iron moider
says men of his craft with gray hairs
are forced to dye them to secure work.
The Jennings daily record. [volume] (Jennings, La.) 1900-1903, 1902-05-14

About the Size OF 1t.
Talk about you torpedo-boat des-
troyers," said the Sage of Kohack, lay
The Jennings daily record. [volume] (Jennings, La.) 1900-1903, 1902-05-14
WELCOMED o'RElLLY TO FREEDOM

Honor Enjoyed by John ". Con, Re
corder of New York City.
John w. Golf, recorder, New York
city, holds the oldest judicial Office in
The Jennings daily record. [volume] (Jennings, La.) 1900-1903, 1902-05-14
Antiquity of Checkers.

Paintings representing checker play
ing have been taken from the tomGs
of Egyptians buried 5000 years ago