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The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1902-04-18
silence !. Golden.

what do you think we had better
do about this man who keeps saying
things against you?"
"Let him alone" answered the prac-
teal politician. when the people get
tired OF bearing hir0 they'll say that
he's bore and that I'm probably a
much misrcpresented Misunderstanding
ton Star.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1902-04-18
Reserved Seat will be Sale Day OF Show al
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Admission only SO Cents
UNDER NINE YEARS HALF PRICE.
PRICE.

When you wake up with bad taste
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\ mple OF Chamberain's Stomach and
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make you we'll. They also cure BILL
business, sick headache and constipa.
ton z-AH'
WHY suffer with headache and neu.
ralgia? Youngs Headache Powders
10 cents. 23'tf.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1902-04-18
TOO Grent n Sacrifice.

Impassloned Lover-Tell me. my on
gel. what to do to prove my love. Oh.
that might. like some knight Of old.
battle for you. suffer for you. die for
you!
sweet Girl wish you would give up
smoking.
Impassioncd Lover-oh. come. now:
that's asking TOO much!-Chicago Irib-
unp
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1902-04-18
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Firs. time Id an American Circus. CAPITA. n. Tafbs's
z0UAVES

American Interstate dri champions. who have
won all tho interstnt. first priIcsi In the United
states for many wears pnst. Just returned
from a tour throughout Europe. where they
were He'd the finest dr.iled ldlprs In the world.
And 40 they nre. They Will aplear at every
n,rfo RIM nncp and nrc
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1902-04-18

WANTED-salesman for line Of
candles In Clarksburg district. Com:
mission. Apply with references; good
opportunity for right man. NEW.
conn BROS s. Co., Huntington, w,
Va. 20-tf
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1902-04-18

WANTED-Active, energetic men
and women everywhere. No expo
rience necessary. Good wages. Adj
dress G. N. RIDGEwAY, Morgantown,
VIVA.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1902-04-18

Speaking of Crocodile tears" did you
ever see whale blubber?-kansas
City Independent.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1902-04-18

"Johuston's sarsaparilia is the most powerful
blood purifier known. Use II, and keep your
blood pure; Quart bottles"
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1902-04-18
CHILDREN

A great new stock of umbrellas,
trunks and valises now at Merriman's
Shoe, Hat and Mems Furnishing
Store as cheap as you want them or
as fine as you can get them. % II
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1902-02-03

- ~ ~ rfs sfnssur is \ every hsps % IN. r-vrn-.
"a NHA Laxative Bromo- -Quinine r.sls-
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1902-02-03
OLNEYvIlLE.

The funeral az ths late Gsorsic r.
Macke wife OF Alfred Mackie. Was held
go Tic residence or her brother. A. r.
Burns 29G webster avenue. at . o'clock
Yesterday afternoon. There were many
handromc floral oferings TIE intermcnt
was ~ Pocssset ceneDsN.
Hannah. wife OF Thomas Gregory. died
nj her home 80 Cleveland street Satur-
dsy at The age Of ~
Her fluersi was held a. o'clock this
aftcrnocn, the REV. Mt Collins oniciat-
ing
A lodge ef the Daughters OF Hone %
which tho deceased was o. member. Hf-
tended the service
A musical. service was given af the
Tabernacle A. T.. church last evening
There 10 n movement on foot 90 erect y
ward room at convenient plrce in thc
annexed district
Albert Holly. who Tor many vsnrs hos
heen employed hy the Paramount Worsted
COMPANY waF visited by his associates ~
The mill st his home on Eagle street last
evening and prcrented with = gold watch
and chain. a. Mr. Hollly ha. severed hir
connection With the mill. snd is nOs .
mem0er 0f the nre department.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1902-02-03
COULDN'T PAY
A fine OF S5.
Dyysr, Once Husband Of a
Duchess, Now an 0u,casi.
WAS THE LOSER OF FORTUNES
For Many Years He Was Q Member Of The
Chicago Beard Of Trade and laused
Much Comment.
WAS THE LOSER or FORTUNES

New York. Feb edward l.. pwyer,
once the husband OF a duchess. who sew
eral times has Just missed making a large
fortune, and a few yenr ago astonished
even Chicago by the boldness OF his spec
ulstions, was fined s. in Jefferson Market
police court yesterday for pushing his
shoulder through window OF saloon at
70 University place. on Friday night.
while alleged to be intoxicated
Although lac has at various times had
thousands OF dollars at his command he
had not tho amount OF his fine yesterday
and was paroled until he could produce
the money.
Dwyer has recently been discharged
from the United States Marine Corps
for physical disabilities He enlisted in
Harrisburg. Pa, on July 81. 1900. explain
ing his action at the time by two words
Il IN broke His plan was 10 get TO the
Philippines and China, IL possible. and
there acquaint himself with the country.
in the hope OF afterward making his in
formation the means OF floating new COM
mercial ventures
His desire to be sent TO the Philippines
VAS sfduneu, anu ne was employed there
as a government interpreter. as he speaks
Spanish luently Since his enlistment he
Nas been generally known as the mil
lionuaise marine"
Dwyer is about ~ years old, and ever
since he left his fathers farm. nj Tor
rington, Conn, as a boy, his life has
been a series OF adventures. He has tried
his hand az many things. but he has
always played Tor large stakes
For many years he was n member Of
the Chicago board OF trade. In 1885 he
caused much comment in financial circles
by making u huge purchase OF wheat for
future delivery in Chicago without de-
posting margins. His order was esti-
mated at 1000. 900 bushels
He married the Duchesse de Castellucia,
formerly Miss Jennie a. Tomato, of
Brooklyn. on Jan. %. 1895, at Rock Ledge,
Fla, after courtship of only three days.
She had met him in New York n short
time after the death OF her first husband
His wife settled a large amount OF
money upon him which he lost in specu-
lation. Al the time of her death, about
four years ago, her estate wss estimated
at 100000, but she LETT him only $40 and
the title 10 six islands off the coast OF
Maine. which he afterward sold for
$lg5, 00O
With liabilities of $252055 and no visible
assets, he flied a petition in bankruptcy
in this city on May 8. 1890. but within
year he had organized company. with
capital OF Sl,5o0,oG0 90 operate Mexican
silver mine.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1902-02-03
NARREN.

Theodore Easterbrooks, respected
young man of this town, died Yesterday
after a. short illness OF dphtheria. His
death vas very sudden and comes as a
sad blow 10 his numerous friends.
The South sub-district Epworth league
convention will be held In the NJ. r.
Numerous speakers from out of town will
be present. Miss Florence Allen of the
town will sing the solo, Jesus. Lover OF
MY Soul" Mrs. +. Mckenzie, the or
ganist. will have charge OF the musical
portion of the service.
Communion services were held in all
the churches yestf rday. with the cxcep-
ton OF tho Baptist. Two members were
admitted 70 the NJ r. church at the morn
ing service.
The last rehearsal OF Dudley Buck s
Golden Legend, to be given here We'd
nesday night. will be held in the town
hall tonighA
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1902-02-03
BOTH IN ASHES.
OwsIIIng and Conservatory al
East Greenwich Destroyed.

Shortly after 0elerk This morning nrc
wac discoveries w one ef thr greenhouses
Of william NJ Crompton az Fast Green
wich and an alarm was sounded SUN
Ssuing the columbia Roso company. BY
ire tine a couple of strears were doing
duty the Hsmss bod communicated to tho
house ciose ~ ans tIIc chances seemed
very Esod ~ hat STRUCTURE being entirely
destroyed soBc 90 tns furni,rre was re-
moved from tsr lower eart of Sc house.
but the upp,y roomf were 30 nicd with
smoke that Il Nss inposyiblc Tor any one
20 enter them
The 'house wes handrsrle tro-story
structure ovsriooiine the eove. and was
consi6srsS one of ne best IN that irnmc.
date vicinity The greenhouses were
he only onss ~ iite ntiure IN that
sector
Both dwelling sas esiserv5iery are in
ashes to-day. The fro Is thousht 70 have
crisinatsd FROM tho heating apparatus.
Loss eHs0. partly irsures
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1902-02-03

! had invited the Emperor and Prince
Henry and ten admirals TO dine, and they
all accepted. when the Emperor came
on board. madG him short
speech, recitine that We had the cham
eion twelve-oared cutter of the American
navy, and asked on the part of my crew
the honor OF naming her after his daugh-
ter. Victoria Louira Vie was really
touched By the compliment and taking
my hand. granted my request most grs-
ciously
''As soon as We sat dawn the Emperor
said: How pleased the Empress will be
when she hears of thiyi You must have
your boat and crew photographed and
send the Empress one This ! did on
my return 50 New York"
Admiral Evans will keep IN close touch
with the German Amhassador and the
Embassy officials ia order that he may
conform his own arrangements 80 those
OF the visiting party, notice 90 the let
tcr'g plans being conveyed from Berlin
TO the Embassy az Washington.
II Is stated on authority that the Kron-
pring Wilhelm will not declate from her
course and so first to Hampton Roads
as heretofore reported from Berlin. but
will besr Prince Henry directly 60 New
York. where ,hs naval demonstration
proper will take place
Admiral Evans states that the vessels
viii probably rends1vous % f'cmpkins-
vile, staten Island and then Join the
imperial yacht HohenxollcrP on her way
up the Atlantic coast from the West In
dies ana escort her into New York har-
ber, though that point has not yct hecn
finally determined HpOu.
AtfnirAl Evans VIII have With him or
this duty the stafr selected go ACCOMPANY
him So tho Aslatic station Captain Geo.
A. Converse ss commander on the lag
shin liiiuois will be his nas captain.
liertsns,t Frederick 1.Chapin, fac nou-
tenant and Lieutenant Themes Wash
ington. nae secretary, AMI there will he
several other uaval nidg
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1902-02-03


Willard Louoksr OF sls Smith street,.
reports q so coat stolen from his sleep
ms roomt SATURDAY.
Charles Hutchins was fined s. and costs
in the Sixth district court today, FOR
stealing copy Of a newspaper
John McIleuua, of 294 West Exchange
street is minus q coat. valued at so,
which was stolen from his home yester-
day
Walter r. Brintall was held FOR the
grand jury IN 5000 by Judge sweotIand,
today. Brlntall pleaded guilty 10 charge
Of exposure.
Patrick Flanagan was held in 500, by
Judge sweetlsnd, today. for trial Friday
on the charge Of stealing a pair Of si.5o
shoes from Philip Lougherty. Saturday
night
William Il. Bradshaw today, pleaded
not guilty 10 the charge OF the theft OF
a S50 dog. the property OF John Moanan
Judge sweetland held him i'm $500 for trial
next Tuesday.
Alexander Parnenter was sentenced 70
Jail for 20 days by Judge Sweetland. to-
Gay, for the theft Of SIS worth OF metal
castings from the Charles street yard OF
the Consolidated Railroad company
Mr.. Hezekiah Butterworth will deliver
a free public lecture on the subject Cf
Red Letter Tales OF Old Rhode Island
Days under the auspices OF the Mo-
shassuclS club, in sayles Memorial han.
Brown University Saturday afternoon,
Feb. sth, 1902. at O'Clock. The public is
cordially invited
An alarm from box 1877 was sounded
by James Curtis of the Three ones at
9:2o o'clock Saturday night for fire in
a lunch cart at the corner OF Charles and
Orns street The wagon was owned by
John Hackett. and the loss will proba-
bly, amount 10 500. The fire was caused
by the leaking OF kerosene from an oil
stove.
Rev i. G. Cunningham Of Rockland,
Mass, who for the past month has sup
piled the pulpit of the First Baptist
church in Woonsocket, has received a call
10 the pastorate Of the latter church He
VIII give his decision within a fortnight
lie was born in North Attleboro 20 years
ago, was educated in Boston and began
his ministerial work in South Kingstown.
r.. J., in 1858.
n horse owned by Arba j. Place of
Jericho was eectrocuted by stepping on
the broken end Of an electric light wire
az Centreyille last evening. The animal
was being driven by George Proulx. and
he and a boy named Dutilly jumped from
tho buggy and escaped injury The acct
dent stepped the travel on the Hope
Crcmpton limo Of cars for two hours.The
wire had been In contact with a tree and
burned for several hours before Il broke
and the ends fell into the street
The sound steamer Connecticut broke
Gown shortly after leaving New York on
her trip To Providence Saturday night.
and was delayed three hours. II was
stated that there was a disarrangement
Of the machinery IN the engine room and
that the steamer was compelled 20 an
chor until repairs were made. Then the
steamer ran into q heavy storm. With q
dense foe outside. and tho run was an
exciting one FOR the several hundred pas
sengers not reaching Providence until
shortly before noon. yesterday
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1902-02-03

We, the undersigned, DC hereby agree
20 refund the money on q cent bottle
OF G. aes Warranted SysltJ5 OF Tar ~ IL
falls 90 cure your cough or cold. We
also guarantee a e5c.bottle to prove salts
factory or money refunded.
BLASprSo 4 BLANDTNG, A. W. FErNER
KENYON, SMITH 4 Co, II. V. O'DoSSvLL,
=. J. LUIHyR
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1902-02-03
THE WEATHER

For New Englsnd--t'alr weather tonight
and Tuesday. much colder; high westerly
winds.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1902-02-03
NEW SLETS.

] scrim oed and saved for weeks and
weeks
And went without cigars and wine
And even skipped lunch or 50
To buy sweet MAY a valentine.
Blue satin frilled with filny lace,
Pink cunds roses, doves and Rugs,
Two hearts beneath a marriage bell,
And verses full ~ tender things.
But To- I happened ia 90 see
Another fellow that she knew,
And saw tucked ia bis looking glass
The dainty square of white and blue
oh. maiden dyed in deep deceit.
You acted on a saving plan,
Received my loviug valentine!
And sent IL 90 The other man,
-Minna Irving. IN the Criterion
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1902-08-22
The Day Was Fine.

A ten-ton steam-hammer is not the
proper implement to employ in crush
ing peanut shells. Yet what Adrian H.
Joline calls the ''habit Of intellectual
domination sometimes leads to mis-
use Of mental force which suggests a
similar disproportion between the
work and the instrument.
Charles O'Conor, one Of the last as
well as one of the finest of our digni-
lied lawyers of the old school, was a
man of kind heart, but was rendered
somewhat overbearing by the practice
of crOss-questioning witnesses and con-
founding opposing counsel.
81 have a vivid recollection Of the
great lawyer" says Mr.. Ioline. "He
choly, subservient slave in his Office,
named Effingham. Really, that was not
his name, but it will do. Poor old Eff
fngham would sometimes greet his
master Of a morning with fawning po-
liteness, rubbing his hands and saying,
It's fine day, Mr.. O'Conor.'
'Whereupon the jurist, fixing cold
and glittering eye upon his affable
clerk, would reply:
'Efngham, am in good health and
in full possession of my senses. know
that it is a fine day, and do not need
you to remind me of it,"
After such a snub gloom doubtless
settled down for Effngham, however
bright the sunshine, until his crushed
spirit had time to recover from The
shock
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1902-08-22
English Landlords Ways.

The secretary of the Tenants Pro
tectiye League sends us details of a pc
culiarly unjust and hard-hearted dis
traint on the part of-a Peckham land
lord.
Last December a widow took house
in Peckham upon an annual tenancy
at rental of ESQ, and was foolish
enough to sign all agreement containing
a clause which specified that the rent
was to be paid quarterly in advance.
She was allowed to enter without any
prepayment, and on the 25th of March
six months, f19, was demanded, one
quarter due and one quarter in advance.
This, of course, she was unable to pay,
and before March had run out her home
was stripped from kitchen to attic of
all its furniture save and except what
was contained in one small bedroom,
where one of her daughters lay dying
of cancer.
On Saturday last the broker paid a
second visit and made a second dis
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1902-08-22
) TOO MUCH PROVIDENCE.
Conclusion of the Deacon Who Refus.
ed to Sell His Fruit.

Conclusion of the Deacon Who Refus-
ed to Sell His Fruit.
years ago, when l was in the fruit
business" said Michigander the Other.
day, Il used to take some long chances
on the apple and peach crop. l mean
by that that | would buy the yield of
an orchard after counting up the trees
i'll blossom, and. strangely enough, |
never met with a loss of any account.
My nearest shave was with Il good old
d4acvn, who Lad 500 peach trees in St.
1t always sent fine peaches to market.
and one season determined to copper
the yield. l struck the place with
those $50 trees loaded down with bios
SONS and estimated that the yield
could not be less than 1,500 bushels.
offered the deacon $1,000 cash i'll hand.
but he shook his head. Then went up
$3.50. and finally made the figure ST.
500. That was 81 a bushel and the
picking and packing was to be at my
expense.
"'No, | don't think I'll do it, replied
the deacon, after scratching his head
for while.
"I don't believe you'll get better
Offer
"'Mebbe not, but | think I'll trust
to Providence; may get at least $1,000
for my peaches
Il didn't care to raise my figures ~
said the buyer "and so the matter was
Off l heard from the orchard just as
the trees were covered with young
peaches, but about that time drought
set in and things began to burn. There
wasn't smell of rain for six weeks,
and there wasn't peach that wasn't
baked and shriveled and dried until
you couldn't tell what it was. The 500
trees didn't yield five eatable peaches.
Meeting the deacon along the last
week of August, l said:
"'WeIl, deacon, I'm 81 800 in pocket.
"'Yes,' he slowly replied.
"'Going to trust to Providence an
other season?
"sNot entirely-not quite. I've fig
ured it out that if Laccept 9S per cent.
of good thing and trust to Providence
about per cent. l may be able to buy
me a pair Of new boots next year,
Detroit Free Press.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1902-08-22

the rumbling when he speaks in the
House.
''It was up in Buffalo in the '96 cam
paign." he continued. "a local lawyer
and l had been assigned to a big meet
ing over on the tough side of the city.
The local man, who was evidently max
ing his first campaign appearance, was
introduced first, and proceeded to draw
from his inside pocket manuscript,
from which he started to read.
''It was a pretty hard crowd, taken
all together, but at the same time they
were a bright lot and up-to-date. My
friend read on for some twenty min
utes under great difficulty, and then
the crowd began to cheer and shout in
derision. Nothing like this, however,
could stop him. All kinds of questions
We're fired at him, but he paid no atten-
ton and continued to read off long lists
of statistics. At last the chairman Of
the meeting signaled the leader of the
band to start up. The band played
Home, Sweet Home as gentle hint,
but the speaker only waited until it
finished and then continued At the
end of an hour of the worst rot l ever
heard, my ambitious friend closed in
what he thought was blaze of glory.
"'Three cheers for the speaker-for
fnishingr' some one yelled.
'The cheers We're given, and then I
was introduced. 1t was a tough prop
osition, but l jollied along with the
crowd for some fifteen minutes, and
then launched into what thought was
my best line of talk. l finished all
right, and the chairman said l had
made hit.
'@In driving to the hotel after the
meeting the local speaker said to me-:
Mr. Littlefeld. if I only had your
voice, with what 1 have to say, L
would be wonder.'' -
Just then a roll call was announced
and the trust Washington
correspondence New York Herald
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1902-08-22
THE BIGGEST SAILING WSsEL AFIOAI.

The Thomas W Lawson the built the first
River Ship Engine Company
by syndicate headed by Capt John G. Crowley and will be used first
Philippines
of
called the kind She
the sailor with
electricity
complement while
is her draft2
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1902-08-22
A NOTED EDUCATOR.
DIR. Charles Kendall Adams, Who Died
Recently in California.

NCSChLAS III
The recent death in California of DR..
Charles Kendall Adams, formerly pres
ident of the University of Wisconsin.
removed one of the most gifted and
progressive educators in the United
States. DR.. Adams had been i'll for
several months and death came as a
relief. His death was due to Bright's
disease.
Charles Kendall Adams was born in
Vermont in -S35. and was reared in a
family where intellectual strength was
more conspicuous than worldly wealth.
He entered the public schools at Derby,
VT, but at the age of 20, when his par
ents removed to Iowa, he was still un-
decided whether his life work would be
as a student or a factor in the CONNER
cial world. At 21 he definitely deter
mined to ft himself for college. and in
the summer of 1856 began to study
Latin and Greek at Denmark Academy
under the instruction of Rev. II. X. Ed
son. In September. 1857. he was admit
ted to the University Of Michigan. and
literally. so far as finances were con-
cerned. worked his way through that
college.
He became interested in historical
studies and took st-graduate course
in that line. At the same time he be-
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1902-08-22
WHICH ARE YOU e

There are two kinds of people On eaEth
to-day,
Just two kinds of people, no more, l say.
Not the sinner and saint, for It's well
understood
The good are half-bad, and the bad are
half-good.
Not the rich and the poor. for to count
mans wealth -.
You must first know the state of his con-
science and health.
Not the humble and proud, for in life's
little span
Who puts on vain airs is not counted a
man.
Not the happy and sad, for the swift
flying years
Bring each man his laughter and each
man his tears.
mean
Are the people who lift, and the people
who lean.
Wherever you go, you will find the
worlds masses
Are always divided in just these two
classes.
And oddly enough, you will find, too, L
ween.
There is only one litter to twenty who
lean.
In which class are you? Are you easing
the load
OF overtaxed lifters who toll down the
road?
Or are you leaner, who let's others bear
Your portion of labor and worry and
care?
Ella Wheeler Wilcox.