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TO TEACH COURTSHIP.
A College of LOvemaking In the Very
Newest Out.

A College of LOvemaking II the Yer!
Newest Out.
Hereafter when young man throws
himself at the feet of a young woman
and pleads in ardent terms the depths
of his love he may be asked to show
his certificate, says the Chicago Tri.
bune. Lovemaking is to be elevated
to the plane of the science. A college
has been established at Atwood, Tenn
where degrees will be conferred. and II
in the future you note D. L. after a
name, you will know the person bear
ing it has been a student there. The
letters d. L. stand for Doctor of Love
and that is what Prof. T. J. Brooks
who has established the school, pro-
poses to make Of all those who enroll
their names on his roster.
The unique seat of love training is
known as the College of Courtship
The aim of the founder is to help all
those whose amatory education has
been neglected. He has surrounded
himself with corps Of competent in
structors and is ready for the spring
rush.
Students in the College of Courtship
will be taken through several degrees
before they become Doctors of Love-
The college course is to consist of four
terms. They will be an elective course
for the degree Of Bachelor of Hearts
to consist of three terms. as we'll as a
stgraduate course for the degree
of Experienced Benedict
In the freshmen term the studies,
which are mostly non-elective, will con-
sist Of recitations and lectures upon
meteorology, language. tokens, dag
noses driving with one Misunderstanding
the choice of horse-botany, deport-
ment, finance-as applied to candy,
flowers and theatre tickets-the man.
agement of gas jets and the control of
clocks.
During the second term the students
will take up the art of Salutation, style
in letter writing, engagement rings,
the management of younger brothers,
the danger of the tintype and the law
of breach of promise. During this
term, too, attention will be paid to
general outdoor work, and there will
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1902-05-21

CoRRoBoRATIoN.-"Y said the en-
inent professor at a social gather
ing, addressing his remarks to small
man to whom he had been introduced
II fatter myself that I rarely fail to
read face correctly"
"So?" queried the small man.
Yes Now, there is lady contin-
ued the professor, pointing to a 200
pound specimen of the fair sex, 1.-The
lines of whose ceuntenance are as clear
as print to me. The chin shows firm
ness of disposition. amounting to OBJ
stinacy; the pointed nose. a vicious
temperament: the capacious mouth
volubility; the square chin denotes
trouble for those who oppose her
wishes; the eyes show a hardness OF
heart
Wonderful, truly wonderful, pro-
fessor," interrupted the small man.
You evidently know something OF
the lady. them" said the professor.
Sure replied the small man; "she
is my wife. Chicago Daily News.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1902-05-21

FEARFUL OccAsIoNs.-Represe
DeGraffenried, of Texas, who is one oil
the best story tellers in the house, was
sitting at lunch yesterday when he
sampled some very warm horseradish'
The tears came into his eyes.
THAT reminds me-" he said to the
congressman who were gathered
around the table, "of the man down In
my county who sampled tabasco sauce
for the first time. He filled a spoon
with a hot mixture and drank it.
His eyes at once filled with tears.
What are you crying for asked
his companion.
my mother is dead was the reply
"a few minutes later he induced his
companion to try the tabasco. When
his friends eyes became watery, ne
asked him why he was crying.
because you did not die when your
mother did, said the companion.' -
Washington Post.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1902-05-21

NOT a CRIMPER.-A belated traveller,
who was compelled to stay all night in
a backwoods cabin, says that soon after
the frugal supper of ''sody biskits" and
fried side meat swimming in grease,
had been eaten, a tall, gaunt youth of
about Is and an equally sallow and
gaunt girl of II, both barefooted, took
their hats from wooden pegs in the wall
and prepared to go out, whereupon
their mother, taking her pipe from be-
tween her yellow teeth, said reprov-
ingly:
Go long an wash your feet, Levi.
you an Loody both! Hain't you
shamed to go off to an evenin' party
without washin' your feet?"
They obeyed, but as Levi took the
washpan from the bench by the door
he said. with a grumble:
I'D bout as soon stay home from the
party as to have to fix up so for hit
Detroit Free Press.
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sOUTHBOUND CONNECTIONS.

At Marion No. 80 connects with South
ern railway train No. SO, which ar
rives at Marion at 1928 a. m, from
Chattanooga, Asheville and interme-
diate points.
At Blacksburg, No. "a and No. II con-
meet with Southern railway train No.
36. which arrives at Blacksburg at
7.45 a. m, from Atlanta, Greenville.
Spartanburg and intermediate points.
At Yorkville, No. "a connects with c.
& NV. train No. 10, which leaves
Lenoir and intermediate points.
At Rock Hill, Nos. 80 and "a connect
with Southern railway train No. rs,
which leaves Rock Hill at $50 D. M,
for Chester, Columbia and interme-
diate points.
At Catawba Junction, Nos. 80 and 81
connect with s. A. L. train, No. 80,
which passes Catawba Junction at
7.54 p. m, for Monroe and interme-
diate points.
At Lancaster, Nos. 80 and "a connect
with L. & G.. train No. 16, which
leaves Lancaster at AS p. m, for
At Camden, with A. G. L., IN. w. Of 8.
c., for Charleston, Sumter, Florence.
Darlington, Wilmington and interme-
diate points. Train No. 68, which
leaves Camden at 4.15 p. m.
NoRTHBoUND CONNECTIONS.
At Camden, with A. c. L., IN. w. of
| 8. c., No. II, from Charleston, Flor
ence, Darlington, Wilmington, Sum-
ter and inter-. .diate points, which
arrives at Camden at 11.15 q. m.
With Southern train No. n, from
Kingsville. which arrives at Cam
den at 11.55 a. m.
At Lancaster, No. SO connects at Lam
caster with L. & c. train No. 16, for
Chester and intermediate points.
At Catawba Junction, No. 50 and IS
connects with 8. A. IL. train, No. SO,
which leaves Catawba Junction at
7.45 p. m, for Monroe and intermedi-
ate points.
At Rock Hill, Nos. SO and IS connect
at Rock Hill with Southern railway
train, No. "a, leaving Rock Hill at
1926 p. m, for Charlotte and points
north.
At Blacksburg, No. SO connects with
Southern railway trains Nos. II. 4.3S
p.; 38, at 7.05 p. M; and 40. at
7.45 p. m, for points north. Nos. 33
and 35 connects with Southern rail-
way train No. 35, leaving Blacksburg
at 11.25 p. m, for points south.
At Marion, No. SO connects with South
ern railway train, No. IS, leaving
Marion at 11.40 p. m, for Asheville,
Chattanooga and intermediate points.
Through car service without change be-
tween Marion and Charleston on
trains Nos. 80 and 80.
E. H. SHAW, Gen. Pass. Agent.
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The Enquirer Does Good Job Print
ing and SOlicits Your Work.
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PHOTOGRAPHY.

lTOR PHOTOS in any style and OF
Il the BEST FINISH-Please call
at my Gallery, on Cleveland avenue.
8. w. WATSON, Yorkville, 8. G.
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CONNECTIONS.
Cilester-Southern Ry., s. A. L., and l.
& G.
YOrkville-S. c. & Ga. Extension.
Gastonia-Southern Ry.
Lincolnton-S. A. L.
Newton and Hickory-SouthernR Ry.
e. 2. HEID. G. T. Agent,
Chester. South Carolina.
Daily new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1897-1906, 1902-04-28

WEAVER, the grocer, makes a spe
cialty of the famous Gold Medal
flour and sells it at 65 cents per
sack. Housekeepers ali know the
excellence Of this brand He also
carries Golden Key, Minnhaha, Su.
preme, Ceresota and Camelia You
can always get what eou want.
ED W. MCNEIL special agent for
the Aetna life insurance company.
Life, endowment, 3 per cent, gold
bond policies sold; also accident and
health policies. Protect yourself and
our families. Office TIA Chancery
Row, Morgantown. w. Va
For Photographs, see Rogers offer
made in another place in this paper
WEAVER mas an oyerstock of the
Eclipse brand Of raisins put up by
Austin and Nichols that will GO at
cost. The price is 10 cents per pack
age or three packages for Is cents.
GRANT WELLS wants to announce
that he has secured an assistant and
that the public may now be waited
on without delay. Everyone is cor
daily invited to call at his shop in
basement Of City Hospital
FINE fresh currants, Austin s. Mich
oils brand, at Viewers 10 cents per
package or three for % cents. An
overstocl1 gives housekeepeTs an oppor.
tunity to get supply of these goods
below cost.
You will find the best brussels car
pet in town for SOC per yard. The
pgiettiest and cheapest line of rugs,
mattings, linolenms, oil cloth, &c at
Werner, Fortney d Co,
Daily new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1897-1906, 1902-04-28

WIrHTN the past'few days the trees
have put out their leaves in very
rapid manner.
THE boat show TO be given at the
wharf this evening by Swallow d
Markles will be well attended.
A SHOW boat arrived at the wharf
last night and will give q perform
ance this evening.
IL Grove City had only been able
To play ball there would have been
some entertainment afforded the
crowds which gathered to witness
the contests.
The cadets have received their
Summer uniforms. They wear kha
XII coats and white duck trousers.
The effect is quite neat and the corps
looks better even than it does in
grey.
G. r. HAYES real estate agent has
sold Prof. L. L. Friends property
In South Park to Prof. w 2. Will
ley for 81, 500. II is a very nice
home Mr. Hayes is interested in so
many enterprises that he has been
compelled to get an assistant in bis
Office. Miss B. r Naret fills the pos
ition
IN small town down in Kentucky
an editor wrote tbat certain girls
breast was tilled With rage but the
printer got it ssraEs. and now the
editor is camping out on a rise near
town, where he can get a good view
Of the landscape from four different
directions.
AFTER praying forty years for a
baby, couple placed small want adj
yertisement in newspaper, and that
same night bouncing boy was left
on their doorstep. Prayer is ali right
If you are not in hurry, but for
quick results use printers ink
Broome County Herald.
THE AUXILIARY Savings Banks
being issued by the Farmers & Mer-
chants Bank make it possible to save
money when the saving impulse IL
upon you and prevent you from spend
ing your money when you weaken
THE prettlest and cheapest line of
Summer dress goods, lawns, organ
dies, foulards, piqhes, mercized ging
hams and ehambras and everything
up to date at
Werner, Fortney d Co.
LADIES desiring tailor made suits
made to order would do well to call
on Nora B. Hogue who has com
plete line Of samples from Jaillet Tail
ofing Co., New York. A perfect fit
guaranteed.
Daily new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1897-1906, 1902-04-28
once hours 8 to 1e an. 1 to 8.


THE sale of The Wiley property
has attracted a great deal of atten
ton and a number of buyers. 1t
will all be disposed of soon.
THE street commissioner is to be
commended for the condition the
streets are in at this time. It is
quite treat to see them so clean
and nice
PER cent on checking accounts
and per cent on savings deposits at
PittsbuFg Trust Co. Capital, surplus
and profits So, 600. 000. Bank by mail.
Send for free calaBdar.
SeoTTDALE merchants have adopted
The same measure that Morgantown
merchants did to protect themselves
against fake advertising. After care
fully eanTassing the situation they
unanimously decided that newspaper
advertising was the only kind that
brought any direct or noticeable re-
suits.
QUITE d number Of men go up the
NJ. & X. every day to look at property
and figure on the possibilities of BUSH
ness. Nearly all the lots on the Pen
insula that were in market have been
sold. One gentleman bought lot
last week with the intention of build
ing on it. This morning he was Of
fered an advance of 800 for it.
A LETTER has been received by
Mr.. |. n Lucas from Mrs. Lucas
who states that she and Arthur will
start from Townsville on the first
OF May. They will visit Charleston,
S. c., Richmond and Washington on
the way home and reach here about
the middle of the month.
On next Saturday ball game will
be played at the University between
teams from the Seneca and the Nor
gantown glass factories. The men
will 90 in for blood and the game
viii be exciting. From the players
who contest IN this match a team
will be selected to meet teams from
other glass factories IN other towns.
There is much interest being taken
in the outcome OF the game and a
BIC crowd will be there
NEoG was discovered on the banks
OF the Domekaah river, an earthly
paradise in Southern Luzon. 1t is
a remedy for skin diseases, ivy poi
soning, rheumatism, asthma, cold in
the chest, lame aching back, stiff
joints stings and bites OF insects, an
lmai scratches, an al sorts of sores
and wounds. Neog goes in through
the pores and gives immediate relief.
1t is the best preparation ever used
after the shave and prevents disease.
Sold by first class druggists every
whore Prepared by Walter A Mes
TREAT, Morgantown, W. Va, Peoples
Phone l28 Theisen, Marker & Co,
80 Escolta, Manila, p. l., Honolulu
Drug Co, 926 Fort St, Honolulu,
T. IL
Daily new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1897-1906, 1902-04-28

NEW speakeasies spring up and
flourish like bay trees. There are
some OF them that will be called to
the Captains Office before long to set
tie.
ANY direction one turns the eyes
are greeted by new buildings in all
stages of construction. More build
Ing than ever in one year will be done
here this summer.
TONIGHT the last meeting of the
present city council will be held.
They will have quite good deal of
work to do. Next week the new city
fathers will be at the helm.
THERE were plenty Of places to
dance in town on Saturday night.
The Cadets, the Turner's and some
of the town people at Municipal hall
all gave dances. There were large
crowds at all of these affairs.
THE masonry for the basement Of
the large addition to the Franklin
Hotel is we'll under way and will be
completed in very short time. /. N.
Weaver has the contract and he has
handled it with his usual skill. The
wall is a massive one.
THE dust storm of the past three
days has made every one feel It's force.
1t has teen almost impossible to keep
the dust from getting into everything
about house and annoying house
keepers greatly besides damaging goods
to very great extent.
AT recent meeting of the citizens
OF Paterson, n. j., a committee was
appointed and ten thousand dollars
raised to issue an extra edition Of one
of the newspapers of the city to adj
vertise the advantages Of the place
both as residence and manufacture
ing center. In discussing the ques-
tion it was unanimously decided that
money used for advertising in any
other way than through a newspaper
was practically wasted. >
Daily new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1897-1906, 1902-04-28
Geo. c. Hayes & Co.
LEADING JEWELLERS.

A NEW lot of 200 embroidery fol
l0e and log embroidery for So pei
yard The greatest values on earth,
You can't afford to miss these bar
gains at Werner Fortnev Il Co.
THE Public schools will probably
start on next Monday. II is not
thought that there is any further
danger from scarlet fever and the
year work will be completed in good
shape.
FOREST fires are raging in several
parts OF the mountain and some dam
age is reported from them. As a
general thing these fires make big
smoke but do little damage. This
time houses have been swept away 10
the flames
LADIES desiring tailor made Suits
made to order would do we'll TO cali on
Nora r. Hogue who has complete
line of samples from Jaillet Tailoring
Company, New York A perfect fit
guaranteed.
For business, window and door
awnings, also porch curtains and all
kinds of canvass goods, call on J c.
Lyons, III Walnut st. Dering Bldg.
Lowest prices. If
A LARGE lot OF Arbuckle's Court
House brand of r3isins at Weaver
for 10 cents per package or three
packages for % cents. This is SO
per cent below regular price.
Daily new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1897-1906, 1902-04-28
The Acme Book Store
The City Store. Carlow Building

LADIES tailor made suits and skirts
the very newest styles at low prices.
Hirsehman's.
LADIES who have priced lace and
swiss curtains in every store in town,
say that we show the largest stock
and prices are by far the lowest.
Hirschmans.
ANY book you want. If we don't
have it we get it, This motto has
been made familiar TO thousands of
persons by the Acme Book store
They live up to their motto.
WHEN you want faces and embroid-
cries go to Posten's Cash Store
SEWING machines and Carpets are
old much cheaper at Posten's than
lsewhere.
Daily new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1897-1906, 1902-04-28

Our tables are laden with the new
magazines which have just arrived
No matter what your fayorite maya
zine is you will find it here and when
you come for 1t you have the pleasure
of looking over hundreds OF others.
Among those now in use are The La
dies Home Journal, Smart Set, Arena,
Ainslee, Leslie's, Harpers, Woman's
Home Companion, The Worlds
Work, and many Others. If you
should want back numbers Of any Of
the standard magazines we Will gladly
order them for you. We also take
subscriptions for any and all maya
zines, newspapers and periodicals.
You are welcome TO look over our
large stock. You need not buy un-
less you find something YOU want.
Paper novels at 10c and hundreds Of
them.
Daily new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1897-1906, 1902-04-28

Now watch every body break for
the river.
Lots are selling very rapidly in the
Peninsula and outsiders are anxious
to get hold of the good things that
are being offered there.
A CHARTER has been issued to the
Star Petroleum Company, OF Wheel
ing, for the purpose of drilling and
boring fer oil and gas. Capital stock
81, 600, 900.
JAMES P. SHEPARD OF Peunsboro,
has been granted patent on rotary
engine, in which piston is a rotary
can shaped part and the valve ia the
steam shaft is similarly shaped part
adapted to admit and cut eff the
steam at the proper moment.
TIE twentieth annual meeting of
the West Virginia Sunday school As.
ISOLATION which has closed its sessions
at Huntington, was presided over by
Prof. r. A. Armstrong, of Clarksburg.
w. G. Shaffer Of Fairmont, was Sec
rotary. It was the largest gathering
Of the kind ever held in the State.
TIE lake coal shipments are larger
now than ever before known and all
the available rolling stock is in use
from this region west. Steel cars are
being more largely used for the lake
shipments than heretofore. One day
recently the Fairmont Coal Company
alone shipped 600 cars. They would
ship 500 to 1000 cars per day if the
car supply was adequate.
Daily new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1897-1906, 1902-04-28
ABOUT OUR FRIENDS.
Personal Mention ofProminent People.
How they are and Where they are.


Mr.. T. Pickenpaugh is in Pittsburg
on business.
Mr.. G. E. Smith Of Wheeling has
been here on short visit to Mrs.
Smith.
Prof John L. Johnston has return
ed from brief visit to ClarksbuTg.
Col. r. E. Fast is having an addi-
tion built to his house on Bnmbo
Lane.
Judge z. S. 0. Kendall of Fair
mont was prominent arrival this
morning.
Miss Name Hoard returned to her
home at Hoard this morning after
visiting friends here.
Several of the Glee Club boys ar
rived this morning from Wheeling
having been too busy to get back on
Sunday.
Mrs. L. M. Hennen and little son
Charles, Of Fairmont, are visiting
Mrs. w. A. Mestrezat of this place.
Miss Stella Hall has returned
from Glarksbnrg where she has been
the guest of Mr. and Mrs. J. f. Stout.
Mrs. James G. Frazer has gone to
England and will be at the coronation
and will probably be the only repre-
sentative OF Morgantown at the
event.
Mr.. and Mrs. Charles A. Goodwin
returned on Saturday evening from
their honey moon trip. They are at
home for the present at Mr. and Mrs.
Sam Goodwin's.
Mrs. Mary Carlow has returned
from Fairmont where she had been
on short visit. She says that Scott
Lowe is still very sick man but
that he is expected to recover.
Daily new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1897-1906, 1902-04-28
MRS. DERING'S
Millinery Opening
viii Take Place on
Vedp Thurs Fin April 80, May IL

OUR line of mems and boys suits is
arger and better this season than
ever before Hirschman's.
REAL estate is still in demand and
prices increase. The increase of 60
per cent in the prices of a lot on the
Peninsula within week is a poin
ter. OF course that is an exception
hut there is no DECEIVE anywhere,
On the other hand as long as the
population continues to increase the
demand must continue. That it will
continue there is no doubt for the
manufacturer must go where there
is an abundant supply of coal and
gas and where it is cheap. The en-
tire Monongahela valley will eontin-
ne to grow in population and wealth
for century.
Daily new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1897-1906, 1902-04-28
Dr.. E. Nc [. Warren

Homeopathic Physician and Surgeon.
Office: Bower Bldg, Court square
Bell Phone 200. Calls answered day
or night.
Daily new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1897-1906, 1902-04-28

A LIEN BUSH, NJ. D., office Moreland corner
"A lately used by Penple's TelCo. Special attention
to diseases Of women and children, Peoples phone O.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1902-12-24
HE HAS BEEN THERE.

The esteemed Richmond Dispatch Is one of the great papers that ,an lcca- siOnally lay aside the cares of State and descend to the culinary regions of every day life. It has not been long since it dished out directions for manufactur- ing potato pie whicn would have made old Luculius throw a fit. True. 1t could with almost as much propriety have been called a mince pie, but we have no doubt that the result would have been not only good but very good. In fact, it would hardly be stretching the truth to say that The Dispatchs pie would have been intoxicatingly delicious.
 Now. as the blessed Yule-tids draws near, and the minds and appetites of both young and old turn towards the good things appropriate to such an occasion, we hnd The Dispatch getting down its book of remembrance and discoursing anent fruit cake. It heads it's article "A Christmas Nemesis" from which 1t Is plainly to be seen that the editor has loved not wisely but too well the dap pied monster whose admission Into the human economy Is the dirsful spring or woes unnumbersd." After very learned disQuisition on the gsnesis, evolution ana eonvolution of fruit sake 1t winds up with this wall:
 But even conceding that some very good fruit cakes do appear about Christmas time, we still cherish our pessimism on this subject, for the better friut cake is the more the trouble 1t gives the individ- uals who devour it. There are as many different kinds Of indigestion in a frmt cake as there are colors in a kaleidO- scope, and every eater gets his share Of them. Prima donnas and others have sung of "a heart bowed down with a weight of woe" but not half has ever been told about the man bent double with an overlooking of fruit cake. Yet we must have these monstrouS inter lopers on our tables all through the Yule- tide season. and no m2tron feels hospi- table unless she serves her visitors with a aaRplsd slice of thts culinary peASsa.