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The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-07-20

ness in one day is a matter for con-
lecture only.
Yet all this gold could be packed into
a very small space, relatively speaking.
Made into pile 40 feet square, it
would be only little more than feet
high, and its weight of 5000 tons would
not furnish full cargo for any one of
several Of the great ocean liners now
blowing the Atlantic ocean, though
it would build hundreds of them.
Food for Serious Thought.
All in all, good Americans may well
be proud of the magnificent showing
our gold coin enables us to make be-
fore the world, yet there is another and
a more serious aspect of the situation
to be considered-an aspect, by the
way, that thoughtful men are exanin-
ing with much gravity. Will the pres
ence Of so much gold in the country
produce the apparently logical result
of permanently holding up the price of
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-07-20

the little band, then the pail of an aw-
full tragedy fell on that gay debonnair
party. One of them, young, bright,
pretty. and married, shot herself-com-
mitted suicide.
Why she did so is to the village peo-
pie mystery inscrutible. All they
know is that one summer night shot
rang out on the silent air, and soul
had gone unbidden to it's maker. Then
all was terror and confusion in the old
fur traders house, where the sound
of a gun had not been heard for so
long, not since the days of the Indians,
indeed. Next day the rest of the party,
white-faced, and with all their pleasure
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-07-20
About Folks Who lnfest the
Earth at This WRITING.

ager the Privilege Of retiring and living
on whatever he had saved.
"Ah, this 10 where Humble Merit
gets It's Reward" said the Patient Toll
er. II can see myself counting Money.
That very Day the Main Gazooks led
into the Office one Of the handsomest
Tennis Players that ever worked on
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-07-20

would let out Whoop and keel right
over among the Cushions. He was an
unqualified Hit and ran for nearly 100
Nights.
'She's the Strip of Calico for me-"
said the Private Comedian. There's
no chance of a Crust forming on our
Married Life, for I can see a Future
all ripping with Laughter. I shall be
Funny Man and she can play Audi
ence.
After they had been married a couple
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-07-20
Four WeeDg Little Fables

of years she knew his whole Roper
toire backwards. He had a collection
Of Hastetters that made Joe Miller seem
comparatively Recent and he worked
them off every time they hadIC Company,
but not at any other Time.
Her sense of Humor seemed to eyap-
crate after she had heard some 1000
shine Catches told in parlor Dialect.
The storytelling Man dies like an
Outcast if he is cut out of his usual
Stunts.
In order that the conversation might
not lag she began to fill in by telling
him what she thought of him.
At present his only happy Moments
come when they have Friends to Din
ner. She does not dare to choke him
off and there is a tall Bouquet in the
Center Of the Table, so that he cannot
see her Face.
MORAL: Only very appreciative
times.
iii.
The One of the Patient Toiler Who Got
1t in the Usual Place.
Once there was an Officer Employe
with Copy-Book Education.
He believed it was his Duty to learn
to Labor and to- Wait.
He read Pamphlets and Magazine
Articles on Success and how to make it
Cinch. He knew that if he made no
Changes and never beefed for more
Salary. but just buckled down and put
in Extra Time and pulled for the
House, he would Arrive in time.
The Faithful Worker wanted to be
Department Manager. The Hours were
short and the Salary large and the
Work easy.
He plugged on for many Moons,
Keeping his Eye on that RolI-Top Desk.
for the Manager was getting into the
Has-Been Division and he knew there
would be Vacancy. fE
At last the House gave the old Man
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-07-20
By George AIDE.

Number One would be out on the
Links, hammering away to win a So
Cup, but Number Two would remain
under Cover and complain Of feeling a
trffie Knocked Out and permit the
Blonde to put Cold Cloths on his Head.
Then he would give her couple OF
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-07-20
ARTISTS 60 TO DlENDOTa TO PAINT

a party of them intent on their high
quest gathered together and furnished
or at least made habitable the Sib1ey
house. That great gray building with
stone walls so thick that the window
seats becomes stone inches.
For a little while all went well with
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-07-20

Old, tumble-down and gone to decay,
the quaint old village of Mendoza is
reaping that aftermath Of glory that
gloWs around some half-forgotten spots
like the phosphorescence about an old
tree.
Once thriving and busy, and throng-
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-07-20

nate and, have shown such an Aptitude
for Detail Work that it. would be q
Shame to waste you on $1,000 Job"
said the Main Gazooks. tBesides you
are not Equipped. You have not been
to Harvard. Your Father Is not
stakeholder. You are not engaged
to a Trust. Get back to your High
Stool and whatever Archibald wants
to know, you tell him."
MORAL: One who wishes to be
Figure-Head should not Overtrain.
Nv.
The One Of the Crafty Love Maker
Who Needed Lady Manager.
At a Summer Resort two Young Fell
lows were after Blonde.
One was an an-round Grand Stander
and the other was plain Varnish.
Number One could play Is Holes in
Bogey and ride any Jumper that ever
wore a Girth. He was built like an
Ok and asked People to feel of him,
for he was as hard as Nails. If any
Argument came up on the Veranda or
at the Dinner Table he made the 9TH
ers look like Rabbits, for he was POST
ed ana was very handy with the Sub
Maxillary. He wore his Chest few
Inches in front of himself and no one
could tell him where to get off. mas
much as he was a big, husky Good
LOCKER with all the Manly Accomplish
ments, he had a Panel Picture of him
self leading Miss Blonde into Flat.
Number Two belonged in the Sub
Duffer Glass, no matter what Game he
tackled. When he swung at Golf Bali
he usually hit himself in the Ankle.
In sailing a Boat he did not know a
Sheet from a Sail. He ducked all kinds
of Athletic Sports. In company he be-
came balled up and often had to be
Rescued. He was no Ring Performer
and he knew it. Therefore, to avoid
making too many Breaks he would go
to the Blonde and confidentially ask
her to be his True Friend and steer
him through the Shoals.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-07-20
DO Not Fall to Visit Some Of MInnesota,s
10000 Lakes.

Easily reached via the Great Northern
Railway at small expense; one fare for
the round trip to nearly all points In Min
nesota, North and South Dakota Further
information at City Ticket Office, w. j.
Dutch, ID. p. & +. A., $50 Robert St.
Cor. 4th-,, Sc. Paul
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-07-20
The One or the Poor Woman Who Had
to Live In q House That Was Over
run bv Anecdotes,

A Gentleman with several Dialects
once married Woman because she
had the Sense of Humor.
About the time she was UP stream
with the Bait, but before he had used
the Net, he would Call on her and
spring Good One every little while.
Whenever he told a ripe old Scandina-
Wan Wheeze or an Irish Bull she
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-07-20
CATHOLICS PROUD OF IT
THEIR SUMMER SCHOOL IS DO
ING A GREAT WORK

Attendance and Interest More Than
Equals ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS
for This Week Is of Unusual Ex-
cellence-Lectures by Eminent Spe-
ciaIists On List.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-07-20

Summer Excursions Via Great Northern
Railway.
Call at Great Northern City Ticket Of
fee for information about excursion rates
to Minnesota Lakes, Isle Royale Mon
tana and Washington points. Illustrated
booklets and full information at City
Ticket Office, W. J. Dutch, D. p. &c r.
A., 332 Robert St. Cor. 4th, st. Paul
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-07-20
By Paul DANNY.

By Paul Dandy.
R Through the treasury de-
WV partment Uncle Sam gave
- - o,1t n rotbor CT a r+1;nor ,,;ooo
Connecticut western news., 1902-05-01
NOW IT TICKS AGAIN,
But IL Wanted Winding. So Do Other
 Timepicce4.

But h Wanted Winding. So Do Other
 Timopiccc9-
 When I "turn in !" for the night wind my watch and put it on little table at the head of the bed The other night woke and failed to hear it ticking.
 "what !" said I, is it possible forgot to wind iti I put it to my ear. Going still f-yes, going still; but very feeble and faintly. I wound it at once of course. !"
 That other watch-the watch in your breast-the heart. Ahi It doesn't do to let that run down. 1t does more work than any other organ in the body. It hammers away, year in and year out, day and night, work days, holidays and Sundays- It is kept going by the blood and the blood is merely digested food.
 We are glad to announce 6 new and efi- cient medicine for all ailments and dis cases of the nerves and irregularities of the heart It is from the hand of that widely known physician and surgeon, Dr. David Kennedy, of Kennedy Row, Kingston, N. Y., and is called Calcura Solvent. It re- stores digestive power, purifies the blood, nourishes the nerves and oonfers health and strength upon the multitude of sick ones for whom fear and anxiety have painted the future in black. All druggists, SI 00 bottle.
Connecticut western news., 1902-05-01
Revenge.


 ''So you sent Bill Smiggins to con gressT
 "We did" answered the keeper of the postoftice and general store. "l guess did as much as any one to get him elected"
 "Bill Is a powerful talker, but I didn't know that you were any partic- ular friend of his"
 No. We had difference long years ago, and I always said was goin' to get even. Bill brides himself on his speechmakin', and nothin' makes him so unhappy as to have, somethin' doin' and him not in it. I've been reliably informed that when O man makes his debut in congress the people that have been there for some time previous look down on him kind of supercilious and make him sit quiet and listen. And that'll jest about kill Bill."-washing- ton Star.
Connecticut western news., 1902-05-01
THE TIME TO woo.

4 little white rose in the garden blew When the dew in the dawn lay bright. And over the grass came her lovers to woo And faithful troth to plight. But the rose bade the wind go sigh, 70 sigh; She fiouted the vows of the butterfly, And the cricket he skipped without say ing goodby To the little white rose in the garden But. alack, the wee rose. when the gloam- ing grew, She quaked in the twilight gray When a moth flew out of a lime to sue And won her without delay. That bold night moth that flew from the lime, He won the wee rose without reason or rhyme Because-sly fellow-he knew just the time
 To woo a white rose in the garden.
 Smart Set.
Connecticut western news., 1902-05-01
The Surpnaainr Show.

"oh, we have by all odds the best show on the road" says the advance man.
 There are some pretty good ones going" ventures the listener.
 "I acknowledge that, but we've got 'em all beat Why, we have a sex tette with forty-five girls in itr'- Judge.
Connecticut western news., 1902-05-01
oBsERVANT, THOUGH BLIND
He Couldn't See at Ail, but His Hear
 ing Helped Him Out.

ing Helped Him Out.
 Father Joseph Stadelman of the Jesuit foundation of St. Frnncis Xavier in West Sixteenth street devotes him. self to work among the blind and the deaf and dumb. He says that, con- trary to the general impression. the blind are peculiarly happy and fond of jokes.
 Illustrative of this, not long since a blind acquaintance of his, whose re maining senses, like that or all blind, are exceptionally keen, was in a room where were some lady visitors. Final. ly one of the ladies left.
 What remarkable white and perfect teeth that lady hasF' laughingly re marked the blind man.
 "Why, how do you knowT asked Father Stadelman.
 Because for the last half hour she has done nothing but laugh"-New York Times.
Connecticut western news., 1902-05-01
EaailY ArrnnnNd-

'I hope you will not say anything you will be sorry for"
 'I can assure you that will not" You will endeavor to express your self In moderate language?"
 Not at all I shall simply refuse to be sorry."-Brooklyn Life.
Connecticut western news., 1902-05-01
Different Styles os Fence on Hand

50 Different Styles Of Fence on hsnd
 From 29o to si. 60 per rod. stcck and Poultry Pence and Wire Oates,
 Ornamental and Wrought Iron Fen ce Steel Pence Posts and nitohinR Posts,
 Wire Stretchers and Rtaple PullerH- Best House and Barn Paints at Cut Priocs- Send for price circulars. Gall any day and examine goods. Mr. Munson present Tuee- days and Saturdays.
 AS-Oontracts taken to furnish and set posts and build fence complete. K. E. E. MUNSON, Millcrton, N. Y.
 Sharon Telephone Call; s-6.
Connecticut western news., 1902-05-01

Shocked Mother-Oh, Tommy, what have you been doing?
 Tommy (who has just returned from the first day of a preliminary course at the village schooD-Fighting with Billy Brown.
 Mother-That horrid boy at the farm Don't you ever quarrel with him again.
 Tommy-I ain't likely to. He can lick me.
Connecticut western news., 1902-05-01
Pnp.l Con.t.tory In May.

The pope has decided to hold con- sistory earlier than he previously in- tended. It will now be held in the lat ter half of May. No new cardinals will be created, and only a few bishops will be appointed.
Connecticut western news., 1902-05-01

Omnibus f-ublfc Building Bill Passeo
 Under special order which allowed three hours for debate. but which cut of all opportunity of amendment, the house of representatives on Tuesday passed an omnibus public building bill which will distribute $17 7.405,- 450 among 174 cities. As the bill cov- CTS into the treasury $1, 5S5, 900, the to- tai amount carried by the bill is re- duced to that extent. The bill provides for seventy-seven new buildings and sites. six buildings on sites already purchased, seventeen buildings on do- hated sites and ifty-eight increases in appropriations for buildings already authorized. 1t also provides for the purchase of sixteen sites.
Connecticut western news., 1902-05-01

Trains stop only on signal or when oon0ue. tor h notined Daily exoept sunday
 A0diuonal untnn leave PouRhkeapMie for Hteh- land and New PAltz f7s1s, te'S So a.sI f0so iI:Nn. m iaso, soo sseo, toS 500, ls.si, soo. [ e trains leave New PAtr for mghiand ana Poughkcepsio tTJA, ts 1A SIS, ie.tA, Ills M mi l. i1tA i.A, U 1<a tH 18 tSp m.
 TrAin No ,eavcs Winsted a d m No aolk @, Canaan Rz salisbury M LAkeville na. Aufvc at niIlerton s te a m, New Tork Iife q m Train No 10 leaves New York sw m Mm- Ierton GOT, LakeviIle eti. eaiisbary fx. Canaan a14. Norfolk N. Arrive al wfnmted is D m. Trains and 10 oarTy through coach netween Wineted and Grand Central station, New Yowh vic hillertou and Harlem Dfvtzioa M TO
 Trains leave khireciin 500 m, asI D m.. arrive at 1ilvernain 10 1s a m. saI m
 Trains leave Biivcrnnils ff ts A m x aa D m arrive At Rhineclin Ia a D m aa D m
 Trains leave Poughkecpaie for Hopowen Junction 2 Q A m, . ee and oa n m. sunday Trains leave Hcpewer Jct for rcarhkeepsas 70 ls m, bi and c D m. sunday m la. Pansenrcra for ninerton on the Iasw n m train from Ha' tford win change at state tAmm. arriving c Mflierton nt isp m
 Wcatern Express, train I, makes direet con Dection at Campbell Hall with fast express vtA Ontario Western Ry foT tho West duo Chicago following day R@ m. special nttenttDn given to western travel Rates of fare tl e tN Dwer than any other line,
 Ttcketa to all pointa in the vest nt reduced uNaes pold ak tho Poughkcepmie ofnoa.
 N.J. hartAA. TrN9e nAnAgos. KarteoF4. uN
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1902-03-14

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Wai Rss aHHt In lhr tffn HH.HF tha Doe
..nt sifrmrf D hfaah Through thH
h'1.khauaa HHp hr'l hf th. HHp h.1-
handlers bon the tf.IuitB H uauIamllh
and Van freeman
LONDON. February lt FHuHrIrr
the precedent NJ Lord B1ber's who an.
bounced a. uHfai r.nI.H surrender M
paardrburn on fhr anniversary of che
battle NJ Maiuhn iliI %. hrunry ~
fssn. Lord Kitchener collected the same
anniversary to nrhieve "a hIe success by
combined movement lasinr two DAYS
against the Boer forces within the Har-
rismiih ana Van Keenan, line ~ block
houses The Boer losses aggregate l..
men KILLED or captured and 1000 horses
and 5000 head 81 cattle Zen into the
hands 81 the British troops.
CHICAGO, February 2s--A cable 10
the Record Herald from London says
war Secretary Brodrick announced In
the Commons today that General De
VETS son had been captured, but he
failed 10 impart to the legislators the
more surprising news that the famous
General Louis Botha had also been
made a prisoner and had got away
again.
when Rimlngton's troops made
night attack at Knapdaar they captur-
ed several prisoners. Among the men
aiken was Botha, but the British did
not recognize him.
Another force OF Beers, hearing Of
the disaster To the main body. and that
their general had been captured, men
sced the British command. In the con-
fusion of the expected attack the body
NJ British troops that held Botha as
their prisoner permitted a few OF tho
burshers to escape, and among the
number was BOtha.
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1902-03-14
BOTH SIDES LOSE
IN SOUTH AFRICA

LONDON, March 4.-Telegrams re-
ceived here from Klerksdorp describe
the attack upon and capture by the
Beers. February Path, at a point south
west Of Klerksdorp, of i67 British SOL
diers who were acting as convoy to an
empty wagon train.
The third Boer attack upon the con-
voy was delivered from various points
and was most determined. BY sheer
recklessness they sought TO ride down
ana overwhelm the British defense. The
British guns shelled the charging Beers
but nothing stopped their onslaught,
which was delivered with unusual i'm
petus. The convoy OF mules was sub
jected to a heavy fire. and, deserted by
the native drivers, the mules STAN
peded. putting many OF the defenders
temporarily out OF action and causing
the widest confusion.
For two hours the British held out.
They then divided and were over
whelmed.
by o'clock In the morning all re-
sistance was at an end. The dead and
wounded were scattered al lover the
held. Not until General Delarey came
In person was anything like order re-
stored. He stopped the Beers engaged
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1902-03-14
REPORT AGAINST
PANAMA ROUTE

WASHINGTON. March Sat a
meeting OF the Senate subcommittee
on Interoceanic Canals today an ad
verse report was ordered ON the propo-
sition Of the Panama Canal Company
- sell It's rights and properties TO the
United states for $4,000 900. This sub
committee Is composed Of Senators
Morgan Of Alabama Pritchard OF
North Carolina, Mitchell Of Oregon,
Turner Of Washington, Kittredge Of
South Dakota and Foster Of Louisiana,
all lawyers. The report states that the
complications IN the way Of the trans
fer of the title 10 the United States are
insurmountablr.
Pritchard, OF the subcommittee, was
absent, and kittredge differed from his
solleagues and reserved the right to
make a minority report. The majority
II the fun committee. as Is well known,
favor the Nicaragua route. but the ad-
vocates of the Panama route, under
The lead of Hanna, will continue the
Eight in the committee and in the SEN
ate. whore there IL undoubtedly a ma
iority in favor Of the Panama route.
There Is no doubt that the recent
news from Paris that Colombia would
INSIST thht It's assent should be obtained
before any steps could be taken by the
Panama Company to transfer its rights
10 the United States, had direct effect
upon the deliberations Of the sub-com-
mittse. and has also influenced the
opinions or Senators generally and add
ed in every way to the difficulty OF
bringing the United States and the
Panama Company to the point Of nego-
tiations.
NEW YORK. March "a cable to
the Sun from Colon says: According to
adyices received here from Paris. an
AnglO-French syndicate has offered TO
pay 4,O0O.000,0OO francs Uwice the
American oger) for the Panama canal.
II Is added that though II is the pur-
pose Of the syndicate to complete the
canal with English money principally.
the enterprise VIII remain French
one.
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1902-03-14
SERVIAN REBEL
Meets HIS DEATH

BELGRADE, Servla. March SAN
extraordinary attempt to start revo-
luton was made this morning at the
frontier town OF Shabab by a raid un-
der the leadership of Alavantics, a rel
alive OF Prince KarageorgeyIch, the
pretender TO the Servian throne. The
only result was that Alavantics was
killed and his adherents were arrested.
Alayantlcs, with n handful OF fol-
lowers, arrived at Shabab from Nitro
wlcz, wearing the uniform OF general
In the Seryian army, and called to the
frontier guard 10 follow him. The lat
ter, not suspecting that anything was
wrong, accompanied the general TO the
town hall, where Alayantics ordered
the men Of the fire department to Join
MIN. This motley procession proceed
ed TO the gendarmie barracks, where
AlaNantlcs paraded the gendarmes
TWO Of the latter. however whose sus-
picions were aroused. escaped and APP
prised their commander, Captain Nlko-
lies.
The latter. when he arrived on the
scene, called on Alavantics to produce
some document as authority for his ac-
lions, whereupon the would-be reyolu-
ZIONIST leader fired a revolver at Cap
tain Nikoics, slightly wounding him.
Nikolics promptly shot and killed Ala
vantIcs, whose followers were then ar
rested.
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1902-03-14
RIFLES FoR INSURGENTS.
Manila Paper Alleges That Landing
Has Been Effected

VICTORIA, Il. c., March 5.-The Ma
Mia American, copies OF which have
Just been received, says 1t has very goo
Just been received, says 1t has very
good reasons for believing that recently
vessel flying the German nag landed
Mauser rifles on the coast OF Batangas
for the use OF the insurgents, 1t Is said
that the shipments comprised 20 cases,
or about 400 rifles, with ammunition.
The vessel was seen lowering about
the coast OF Mindoro for several days,
finally dropped up to Batangas. almost
within cannon shot Of Manila, and lat
er disappeared. About the same time
4 cargo OF arms was landed. The des-
tinatlon Of these weapons, the Amerl-
can says, can be readily imagined. The