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The Holly chieftain., 1902-06-13
rr-p.,at ,ot N. -e..ea.

We'll Jimmy. laid I.e LaTd-hsart-
FL employer. q lgar zee how y9g vii
ze' out 20 a-E bal. zames this sea
a.u a. your .E4agmOLaeE died four
t.Laa la=- summer
But s.r." sl.T=-sE Jimmy "zr-aa-
pagz aaa married again. although .r
aa- mE.a against tae wishes o, the
family
And ..a aa ayltsr Elg msa aI-
vance a- ONE VII, leap from Office boy
~ 'as head NJ the concern -JgJze
The Holly chieftain., 1902-06-13
A JUDGES WIFE pELss sSs5s e,4sa.u S1
She Suffered for Years and
Felt Her Cose Va. Hope.
less-Cured by
Peruno.

Mrs Judge McAllister writes from
1877 West 33rd ST., Minneapolis, MINI
as follows:
II suffered for years with q pain In
the small of E7y back and right side.
Ii inferfered often with my domestic
and social duties and never supposed
that would be cured. as the doctors
medicine did NOT seem 10 help me any.
..FO1unsfeLy q member of our Or
der advised ire TO try Peruna and gave
ii such high praise thar decided to try
il. Although ! starred in with little
faith. felt so much better in q week
that felt encouraged.
"Ifook ii faithfully for seven weeks
and am happy indeed TO be able TO say
that am entirely cured. Words fail
to express my gratitude. Perfect
health once more is the best thing !
could wish for. and thanks to Peruna
enjoy that now, ,"---.hinnie e. Meal
lister
The great popularity of Peruna as
catarrn remedy has tempted many peo-
pie to initiate Peruna- A great many
so-called catarrh remedies and catarrhal
tonics are to be found in many drug
stores These remedies can be procured
By the druggist much cheaper than Pc
runa Peruna can only be obtained at
a uniform price. and no druggist can
get il a cent cheaper.
Thus il is that druggists are tempted
to substitute the cheap limitations Of
Peruna for Peruna- 1t is done every
I,v ,,,,t i0nhf
The Holly chieftain., 1902-06-13

We would caution all people against
accepting substitutes for Peruna. In
yist upon having Pcruna. There is no
other internal remedy for catarrh that
will take the place Of Peruna. Allow
no one to persuade you to the contrary.
If you do not derive prompt and salts
factory results from the use of Perrna,
write at once to DR. Hartman. giving
full statement Of your case and he will
be pleased to give you his valuable ad-
vice gratis.
ADDRESS DR. Hartman, President of
The Hartman Sanitarium, Colum bus,
Ohio.
The Holly chieftain., 1902-06-13
Dl,titIrate,

The tcmpter found the chaufeuse
quite deaf to his suggestions.
Let 'er auti" he whispered. as he
might to a mere man.
NO said the woman firmly. III |
go more than thirty miles an hour,
people will say it is because don't
look especially well in my automobile
suit"
The Holly chieftain., 1902-06-13
iIi- ftuslI.

Fools" he said. rush Ia where an
gels fear 10 tread. you know"
.Yna sLc auaw"rcd "1y the way.
aomrDuiy un- telling me the other
day that sou once went into a house
where man was beating his wife
and tried 10 Interfere. How did you
get that scar over your left eyer"
The Holly chieftain., 1902-06-13
Ill. ~ Dxsrse.

Just discharged from lie a0sp!tz-
where he had been operated upon foi
aDperdlcits. 3 yg-rz 2 usa met . friend
the other dsy
Con grztgIate me SAID the friend
harvard has made me- II a
That's Hot1ing answered the e1
patient I've been made II 4. 90
-sy whom azEea the friend il
astgElslm=EL
By Dr. AcBEruc... was the reply
I'm Minus an Appendix. New IUTE
Trl.lz.
The Holly chieftain., 1902-06-13
MhY liz Dnrtnr I.li lad.

"Dr. Bingham's badly used up by
his last case. chr"
Il should say So He pronounced
tho patient dead and sent for the un-
dertaker. when she came to life"
He ought to be glad Of IT."
Not at all, Having pronounced the
girl dead. he considered her recovery
Il reflection on his skill"
The Holly chieftain., 1902-06-13
was Tim. to Dodge.

"Hy brain .a On nrc," iraglcally ex,
claimed Mrs. Bob, as she threw her
self down upon The sofa
Why don't you blow It out2' alb.
sent miUdodly replied Bob. deeply alb
gorbed IN the evening newspapers.
Aud then he lodged a dying hair,
brush.
The Holly chieftain., 1902-06-13
1urned Glrla. lIehda

DO you see the tall chap Petro ?
Well, he has turned many girl's
head
But he is neither handsome nor
rich"
II know that"
Then how did he turn girls heads?"
with his preparations. He mann.
features hair bleach"
The Holly chieftain., 1902-06-13
EsLlHL.E L.

Iaul J., awful ay, thin 'is Hen
pee. .- ng@. r.marsad Hr= GaDBie
m hnr husband. and be- gael 20 De 50
stout
r"raaps rh.mad ia little Willie.
remembering a.a trouble With tho BIZ
.Fs.s '-r-- r"r-aD3 aa wife fgrgsrs
a a.aa a.m 4r regular Ike y0g zslI
The Holly chieftain., 1902-06-13
Th- E..t Of tn. Argument.

"Lays al ~, birds 10 the trees. 90
sa'd 'ar man aao usats 10 keep
hong, they wouldn't think ol living
,a a crowded tenement"
'T.." answered his wife. bg, look
al the ants They always live in an
apartment house And every one knows
tua' ANTS are .martcr than birds"
The Holly chieftain., 1902-06-13
\ Caution. Gain.

els your vile one Of those women
who look at their husbands and say,
4 made a man Of hlm?'"
80 answered Mr. Meekton. Hen
rlclta la very unassnming She merely
says she has done her best"
The Holly chieftain., 1902-06-13

TeaCheT-Spen rat.
Tommy R-a--
Teacher-Can't you remember the
last letter?
Tommy Nom
Teacher-Now. think hard. What do
! drink
Tommy don't know. maam.
never saw you in a saloon
The Holly chieftain., 1902-06-13
4 he Modern Method,

II am writing story OF strug-
Cling inventor"
IT won't do answered the abrupt
Is critical friend Inventors don't
mrugglo nowadays They let the people
who are eager TO buy stock do the
struggling"
The Holly chieftain., 1902-06-13
O.tsnra.-nrL-

Yes. ssld The Epnaa TlJh sharp
eyes, those people who moved II
next door are inclined 10 make an Os-
teatatlls display pi their wealth.
In aaa. gay
They 20 into the corner grocery
and order JeafstsaE In loud tone Of
voice"
The Holly chieftain., 1902-06-13

Manager can't pay salaries this
week" Actor-"But must live,
"Oh, now. don't get bull,headedn-
Life.
You shouldn't Judge a man by the
cigars he gives You" remarked the
philosopher. Some one may have
given them to him. Cincinnati Co!
mercial Tribune.
so you wish to marry my daughter.
Do you drink or gambler Well"
replied the young man. I'm willing to
take a chance in the marriage lot.
indianapolis Sun.
"Daddy's out ther in the hall, an
he says the devils to pay.'" Tell
him not to worry over il, replied the
mother: the devil won't be hard on
his own'"-Atlanta Constitution.
THAT girl cant talk a ll,,le bit"
is that so?" Quite true, The only
thing she said to me the whole even.
ing was No and had to propose to
her to get her to say that" STRAY
Stories.
Jaggles-Do you think that minister
has proiited any by visiting all the
gambling houses? Waggles-Sure
thing. He's learned where to redeem
all the chips he finds In the collection
basket New York Sun.
Miss Shapcly las she misses her
drive at the second tee and falls,-
On. Fred. come and help me. know
my ankle IL turned. Fred Cooking
down adml,.rgly)-Y and mighty
woll turned. too.--Judge.
The Holly chieftain., 1902-06-13
Sinnilari, Iiuilt.

McJiEger-"l understand 'hippopota-
mus means river horse wonder Il
for instancc2'
ThinRumbo Maybe that's what
alligator means. An alligator looks
like n sort of submarine dachshund."
The Holly chieftain., 1902-06-13
Two Kinds of COURAGE,

Dentists Daughtcr-Well. have you
asked papa for my hand?
Wooer tsuffering with pain)-No,
every time ] step into his Office lose
my Courage-tu-day | allowed him
again to pull tooth.
The Holly chieftain., 1902-06-13
rnr limit.

Mr.. Van Albcrt-Great scott, Why
are not all these dishes washed?
Mrs. Van AlOort-Bccausc the cook
is using the kitchen table.
Mr.. Van Albert-ln what way?
Mrs. Van Albert She is playing n
game of pingpong with the policeman
The Holly chieftain., 1902-06-13
Sho CnpituIAtrd.

Maud-Do you mean to tell me that
you and George are engaged at last?
Mnbcl-Yos, he had quit spending
money on me. and thought | might
as well let him propose.
The Holly chieftain., 1902-06-13
THE HUMOR OF LIFE.
ORIGINAL sSO BORROWED TESTS
WOSTEr or PESustL.

Dl1H't ~,.i - ~ Told the O.. Wss
E.sspisz Hard 70 Get Ah--d of ths
ono. EDy Two Kind. "' Courage
Whist the CD1L Va. Doing
The Holly chieftain., 1902-06-13

Bell Boy Changing the door Hey.
there The gas is escaping.
Reuben Hnyrick-Wal guess
know 1t. Thets why | locked ther
door
The Holly chieftain., 1902-06-13
borrowed Jests.

Manager can't pay salaries this
week" Actor-"But | must live,
"Oh, now. don't get bull.headedn-
Life
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1902-05-15
Register and Clerks Notice.

Notice Is hereby given that the following
named accountants have iled their accounts
ia the Register and Clerks onice of Fulton
county, Pa. aud That the same win be present
ed To the Orphans Court of said county for
confirmation on Tuesday following the Second
Monday OF June next (i9d9 being the 10th day.
!. The first and final account of Hlxson E.
AkerS Admr, OF the Estate of West A. Aker,
late OF Brush Creek township, deceased
?. The FIRST and final account of James p.
Waltz Admr., of the Estate of 3 f. Hess late
OF thompson township, deceased.
3 The account of II. 6. Daniels Trustee to
sell the Real Estate ofB +. Sipes late of Union
township deceased.
T. The account of William c Beatty Admr..
OF the Estate of Ann Beatty late of Union
township, deceased.
. First and final account OF Wilson SouderS
Admro OF the Estate OF Margret Leasz late Of
Tod township deceased
D. First and tlual account of =. W. Kirk
Admr, OF the Estate OF Jesse NJ. Cline late of
Dublin township deceased.
FRANK z. LYNCH.
Register s. Clerk
Register and Clerks ONCE.
May II, 1902.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1902-05-15

DR.. r. w. McKibbin, of War
fordsburg, Fulton county, has re-
ceiyed an appointment as Assist
tan Inspector in the bureau of
animal industry and assigned to
duty at Kansas City, Mo. 1t is a
civil service position and an Illus
tration of the required qualifca-
tions of the government in its APP
pointments. Much credit is due
DR.. McKibbin for securing this
important and responsible posi-
ton. Out of 223 applicants only
10 passed the examination and
but SO of these received appoint
ments.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1902-05-15

| will close out my entire stock
of Groceries, Confections, &c, at
auction on Saturday evening, May
IL, beginning at Z O'Clock. Also,
all the furniture, consisting of
Show Cases, Scales, Lamps, To
bacco Cutter, Ice box, Desk and
everything else connected with
the store.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1902-05-15
Stands Like a Stnne Wall.

Between your children and the
tortures of itching and burning
eczema, scaldhead or other skin
disease.-HOw? why, by using
Bucklen's Arnica Salve, earth $
greatest healer. Quickest cure
for Ulcers, Fever Sores, Salt
Rheum, Cuts, Burns and Bruises.
lnfallible for Piles. 25c at w. S.
Dickson's drug store.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1902-05-15

Mr.. G. j. Anderson who has
been spending the past three
years at Pitcairn, Pa, is visiting
his mother and sister at Clear
Ridge. AS his health has not been
the best for awhile, he will likely
remain at home and recuperate
for a few weeks. He was in town
asst Friday.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1902-05-15
Sale Register.

Wednesday, May 21,-Isaac
Varnes intending to Quit house
l;eeping, viii seiat his residence
. miles north Of Needmore, horse,
cows, buggy, farming imple-
meats, household goods &c. Sale
begins at 10 o'clock. Credit
months.
Saturday, May l7.-George H..
Mccoy having sold his real estate
will sell hispersonal property con
ST. ting of a good Organ, Parlor
Suite, Sewing Machine, Stoves,
&c, also, a good mich COW.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1902-05-15
Lost

On Sunday, May 4, on the road
leading from the toll gate west of
town across the Ridge to Huston
town, thence to Clear Ridge and
from there to McConnellsburg
via Fort Littleton, was lost gold
ring with a gold-stone set, slight
ly Clipped at one corner. A re-
ward of one dollar will be paid for
its return to this office.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1902-05-15

Mrs. G. A. Mellott who writes
from Superior, Nebraska, enclos-
ing adollar for anotheryear's sub
scription, says We could not
get along without the weekly Wis
its of the Fulton County News: it
keeps US in touch with dear old
Fulton-the garden spot of the
earth.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1902-05-15
Notice.

The Executive Committee of
the Veteran Association ofFulton
county are requested to meet at
the Reunion Grounds in Licking
Creek township ou Thursday,
May %, 1902, to appoint the date
for the Annual Reunion, and for
the transaction Of such business
as may come before them.
j. w. Hoop,
ID. MALLoY, Prest.
Secty.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1902-05-15

Sat the end of the campaign, -
writes Champ Clark, Missouri's
brilliant congressman, "from over
work, nervous tension, loss of
sleep and constant speaking had
about utterly collapsed. 1t seem
ed that all the organs in my body
were outoforder, but three bottles
of Electric Bitters made me all
right. It's the best all-around
medicine ever sold over a drug
gist's counter. Over worked.
rundown men, and weak, sickly,
women, gain splendid health and
vitality from Electric Bitters. Try
them. Only SOC. Guaranteed by
w. S. Dickson.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1902-05-15
A Revelation.

Ifyou will make inquiry it will
be a revelation to you how many
succumb to kidney or bladder
troubles in one form or another.
If the patient is not beyond medi-
cal aid, Foley's Kidney Cure will
cure Itneyer dissappoints. All
dealers.
Foley Honey and Tar contains
noopiates and can safely be given
TO children. All dealers.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1902-05-15
A Great Gate.

Don't forget to take a peep at
our new gate as you pass by, at
the head of Leslie McGovern' s
lane. Drive up and try it. Just
stay in your buggy and pull the
wire. 1t is guaranteed to work,
if properly handled.
Work it at my expense. Don't
fault the gate if you can't open it
che first time you try it; the gate
is like a new horse, you may have
20 drive it a few times before you
viii be able to operate it success
fully.
S. II. MARTIN,
Agent.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1902-05-15

I. j. Thompson on account of
diseased stomach and weak action
OF the heart is prevented from at
tending to business; but through
the treatment of DR.. j. w. Mos
ser, he expects soon to get strong
ar
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1902-05-15
Bedford Needs a Knife Factory

Bedford Needs a Knife Factory.
Fl. G. Heckerman, of Bedford,
Pa, who is sole selling Agent for
Honest John"Plug Tobacco, in
forms us that during the last two
months he has sent out over two
hundred pocket knives for tags
returned from Honest john
Plug Tobacco.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1902-05-15
What Thin Folks Need.

Is a agreater power of digesting
and assimilating food, For them
DR.. Kings New Life Pills work
wonders. They tone and regulate
the digestive organs, gently expel
all Prisons from the system, en-
rich the blood, improve appetite,
make healthy flesh. Only 25c at
w. S. Dickson s.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1902-05-15

~'' w. SUI q ANAOA VVn y y uiU.
The Dold Hams and Shoulders
are the best. Buy them at Irwins.
Mrs. John f. Johnson of Laidig
and Miss Nettie Mellott who has
her home with Mrs. Johnston,
spent last Saturday with friends
at McCounellsburg.
Air Dried sliced Beef at Irwins
in any quantity.
Beautiful, hardy, entrancingly
fragrant-once planted, lasts a
lifetime-"The Cinnamon Vine, "
new from China. Roots only five
cents. For sale by d. Malloy.
Try Irwin on Cakes and Crack.
ers. Twenty y-iive nice fresh Va
rieties to select from.
For SALE-.Corn for sale.
viii trade for good young COW
fresh. Jersey preferred.
d. EDWARD FORE.
knobsville, Pa.
Buy all your Groceries at IT.
wins, and get the best Goods at
the lowest prices.
Without any apparent cause, a
valuable stallion died for Mr.. Viii.
son Waltz last Sunday-a- week.
About a year ago, Mr.. Waltz's
dwelling was burned. 1t does
seem, sometimes, that troubles
never come singly.
There is q tablespoon packed
free in each package of Checker.
mans Star Coffee. The Coffee
costs you no more than others and
is guaranteed better.
Miss Maggie Unger write
from the hospital at Colorado
Springs that she is getting along
well, and that her broken limb is
beginning to grow strong.
Many valuable presents are
being added to the list for the re-
turn of tags from Honest John"
Plug Tobacco.
In adjusting postmasters sala-
ries at Washington the Bedford
postmaster's salary has been rails
eG from $1SOO to $500 and the Ey.
ecett postmaster's salary is low
cred from $1,000 to $500.
There is no larger piece of To
bacco made for the Money than
Bedford Plug" and forty40)
strips from 10c cuts will secure
a handsome knife.
The local organization of the
Fulton County Agricultural So
clety, VIII meet at NeedmOre Sat
urday, May II, at 5 o'clock P. M.
to elect officers, and member of
the County Committee. A full
turnout of the farmers is request
ed.
Lake fish and Potomac Herring
at Irwins.
There will be communion ser
vice at Hustontown M. E. church
next Sunday morning, May Is, at
1O;30 A. M. Preaching at Center
2:30 p. NJ, and at Fairview 7:3O
2. M.
j. r. MELRoY,
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1902-05-15

Notice Is hereby given that William l.. Gun
ningham committee OF Catharnc Cutchan q
lunatic, has fled his account In the lrothono
tary's ONCE OF Fulton County Pcnna. and that
the ame VIII be presented to the Court OF
Common Pleas OF Fulton County for connuna
uon on Tuesday following the Second Monday
Of June next dooe) being 10th day
FRANK +. LYNCH,
prothonotary.
prothOnotary's Onlcc,
May 10, 1902.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1902-05-15
What Is Foley's Kidney Cure?

Answer tits made from pre-
Scription of leading Chicago
physician, and one of the most emf
neut in the country. The ingredi-
ents are the purest that money
can buy, and are scientifically
combined to get their utmost val
ue. All dealers.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1902-05-15
Help Wanted.
S. II. MARTIN,
Agent.

A good girl for general house
work; good wages, aud transpor.
tltion furnished to Lancaster Pa.
reference required. The posi-.
lion would be in the country, along
the trolley line. There will be no
cows to milk, or baking to do.
None, but a good all around girl
for house work need apply. For
further information inquire of L.
G. Reisner, II w. Chestnut st.
Lancaster Pa.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1902-05-15

Mr.. and Mrs. w. 3. Cosgrove
and their son and daughter Char
lie and Miss Bess, visited Mrs.
Cosgrove's sister, Miss Annie B.
Frey in this place from Saturday
until Monday.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1902-05-15
Good Farm For Sale.

good two horse farm Of 10 acres go acres
Oh good farm land and 80 acres of good timber
land well adapted for stock, can get running
water from each field Located on the sun
"nry and Lewistown Railroad miles east of
-ewstown and 3urnham one mile from station
lest market in the country, good Buildings,
Fruit Timber and best Spring Water Easy
terms
Address. j. w. STRoUP
YEAGERrOwN, PA.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1902-05-15
Notice.

Notice Is hereby given that my son, Milton
Hill minor has left home without cause or
consent, and warn all persons against harbor-
ing him, or hiring him, or permitting him TO stay
about their premises Any one so offending
win be held for his wages.
MOsEi Hill,
Belfast township.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1902-05-15
Reveals A Great Secret.

tits often asked how such start.
ling cures, that puzzle the best
physicians, are effected by DR..
Kings New Discovery for Con
sumption. Here's the secret 1t
cuts out the phlegm and germ-in.
fected mucus, and lets the life.giv-
ing oxygen enrich and vitalize the
blood. 1t heals the inaamed.
cough-worn throats and lungs.
Hard colds aud stubborn coughs
soon yield to DR.. Kings New dis
coyery, the most infallible remedy
for all Throat and Lung diseases.
Guaranteed bottles SOC and S1.OO.
Trial bottle free atW. S. Dickson's.
Mrs. Rebecca Wilkinson, wife
of Solomon Wilkinson, of Chan.
eysville, Bedford county, commit.
ed suicide on last Sunday morn
ing week, between the hours of
IL and II O'Clock. She perform
ed the deed by fastening leath-
er strap to hook that was in a
rafter Of their small COW stable
near the house. Then standing
on a stool used while milking, she
slipped the loop made by the
strap over her head and after up
setting the stool, ended her life.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1902-05-15

The Rouss Racket store people
have new ad this week on page 4.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1902-05-15

prothonotary's Onlcc,
May 10. 1902.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1902-06-02
SUMMER COMFORT. Get Ready for Warm Weather.

Rv A complete change in breakfast. at his time of the year, one can put the body right to go through the summer comfortably.
 Leave off meat, potatoes and heavy body heating foods, and use the food that will nourish the body and give re- serve force to the brain and nervous system.
 A most appetizing and healthful break fast can be made on Grape-Nuts and cream, some fruit and perhaps two soft boiled eggs-this meal will furnish full strength and nourishment up to the next and has a remarkable effect on the body during hot weather. Remember the cells of the body you are now building will last you into summer, so be sure and build the kind that tend to keep a cool
 body and level head.
 One pound of Grape-Nuts has more nourishment-that the system will ab- sorb--than ten pounds of meat, without any of the internal heat of meat that a person wishes to avoid during the warm season; it's rich, nutty flavor added to the delicate sweet of the grape sugar | makes a dish pleasing to the most crit | teal taste.
 You receive Grape-Nuts from the gro cer ready to serve, as it has been thor oughly cooked at the factory by food ex- perts. and this saves heat from cooking and time and exertion necessary in pre- pairing ordinary food. A change from the old breakfast to one like this will refresh and invigorate the system in surprising manner and per
 init you to enjoy the pleasures of sum-
 mer in a cool. comfortable fashion when your neighbors, differently fed, will be hot"