The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1902-06-22
FUN OF THE WORLD.

FUN OF THE WORLD.
The Living Church quotes this from a Connecticut
diary. 1922 We had roast Dor for din
ner and Dr. s. who carved held up rib his fork.
and said; Here ladies. IS what Mother Eve made
Of Yes said Sister Patty and it's from very much
the kind critter''
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Some Senators discussing cold weather in the
Marble Room probably because it was boiling outside
Each told of being in the North and Northwest when
the thermometer fabulously below zero.
This symposium reminds OF similar
tended in st. once" said Senator Knute Nelson
OF Minnesota. An old Irsh-an sat BY and listened
BE gobs, he said. when had finished the
coolest winter ever knew summer spent IN
Duluth"
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The newspapers seem to have overlooked Amos Cssr
nings' best story. The scene White House and
the time during the reign Harrison. Amos had called
70 the President and interview great
ly to his disgust and rage as he had an important
discuss with the executive He accordingly
expostuated with Lise" Halford Presidents sec
rotary.
II am sorry. Mr.. Cummings but the President can
he seen today" said "Lige' firmly.
Great Heavens" sputtered the Congressman as he
turned his back on the private secretary has he got
small as that?'
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This following enecdote. told by n. W Rayens
is as good as new and as good When Mary
Queen Of Scots stepped Ioftiy up block in the
castle of Fotheringhay beheaded appealed to
the executioner for the privilege OF saying last
and being given said. IN that voice whose
charm irresistible: Many crimes laid my
door is that murdered Darnley in order that
7 might marry Boutwell,. and that conspred against
Elizabeth. The world has pronounced beautiful
degenerate. and my people have called witch.
dragon vrago, shrew. Tartar. vixen fury
the end all. I lay my head beneath the deadly
X. 1t IS supreme consolation know that nobody
ever called me Mamie. "
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Ithaca. the OF Cornell University. the
of certain member OF the faculty is kept
year year by this OF his habit intense
preoccupation and what came OF it,
One day he walking beautiful campus path
deeply absorbed a pamphlet a mathematical sub
1ect which had been just received He bumped into
something. and without looking raised his hat and
said: Il humbly beg your pardon"
The obstruction proved to be COW.
The next day. another pamphet-even more preoccu-
pation-a second collision.
Get of the way. darned old cowl' he shouted.
Sir rang the echo shocked soprano.
The professor gazed into the angry OF the wife
of colleague and faculty enemy.
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That boy with a square chin possesses much the
attributes a with like amply
illustrated to the parents of Arthur That young hopeful
came to party triumphanty displaying a four-ieaf
clover when you find that kind a it's
sign some one likes YOU" he announced, proudly.
We'll 1 guess it must I like you. Artie."
put in his sister May. politely.
NO. it doesn't mean you. May Arthur re-
gretfully. but firmly 1T Marjorie Brooks"
But you can't have Marjorie" spoke up the elder
boy. who was two years Arthur's senior. She's my
girl"
Now you see here Charlie" said Arthur his square
chin getting squarer when Marjorie got her hair cut
you wouldn't have her COS she looked like boy so I
her. now. her she looks like
a girl again want her back But you can't have
her. Can he PAP"
The Philadelphia fines gives two good sample. OF
Irish bulls. DR.. OEague. health officer OF Minneapolis
when recently Philadelphia gathering OF medi-
became engaged discussion Of the dangers
resulting from impure drinking water
why" he said. ''the typhoid bncil call for the most
I ~ hall
conserved. They small gentlemen. that hand
full of them could be placed the point a needle
Still another 'bun' is contributed by reader. who
says ne overheard street argument between two
ferdinand J. Dreer.
land do you know what cremation is?"
We'll" said one he might been bit foolish
IN behaved in banshee an the loike. but he knew
enough TO have himself cr-remated."
why. man. that whin yez is cr-rcmated yez
have the ashes In little box and carry around
n your visit pocket wild yez."
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Anthony Brady. the capitalist. parsonage Of
unusual interest Utica y he
ben instrumental IN consolidating the lighting
panles. has many in his service. One Of them IS
high priced gas expert young whom he intrusts
with important missions once Sir. Brady left In
sruction for this young to japan certain
mission.
And concluded Mr. Brady. as It will be a long
and hard trip. have him take his wife along"
After the expert had received his instructions. he
sought Mr. Brady.
7 understand" he said. y to go Japan"
And take ny wife with mer
Yes"
wen. this is pretty short notice to &c, ready to
take wife a trip" said the young
"Why?" asked Mr.. Brady
because" replied the employee 7 haven't any
wife
So Mr. Brady's agent went to Japan alone.
Prohibition Failing in Vermont
CFrom the Lawrence Journsl)