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Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-04-04
THE BAZAAR TONIGHT.
Everyone Who Attends Will Be Most
DELIGHTFULLY."- Entertained.


The ladies of st. Johns Guild in APP
probation of the large crowd that fav-
cred them last evening, have prepared
an excellent program of entertainment
for this evening. Mr.. Duncan Bell will
sing a solo. Mr.. Bel has a tenor voice
of unusual power and sweetness. The
popular mandolin club will again give
several of their fine selections. Miss
Heimbeck and Miss Renison will sing
solos and Mr.. George Patterson, the
celebrated Boston basso, VIII be heard
in that magnificent solo, The Four
Grenadiers." Miss Morehead will re-
cite. Do not miss this excellent IN.
tertainment, which will commence
promptly at s o'clock, and for which
the small sum of 10 cents admission
will be made. The program will con-
clude with a sale of feet. Don't let
anyone miss this sale. This is perhaps
the only time in your life when you
will be abe to walk off with anew pair
OF fine and pretty feet. Come and buy
a pair.
Light refreshments will be served
during the evening and there will be
good music for those who care to
dance.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-04-04
WANTED.


WANTED--Men-Our catalogue ex-
plains how we teach barbering in
eight weeks. mailed free. Moler Bar
Der college, st. Louis, Mo, or New
Orleans, La.
WANTED-A girl for cooking and
homework. TIT West Copper ave-
nue..
WANTED-A home for two children.
Reasonable pay. For particulars ap-
ply to Mrs. j. w. McQuade, 907 How
ard avenue The children belong to
a family nea the McQuade home.
WANTED-A situation as clerk by a
young man Just from the east. Ad-
dress, B. T. d., this Office.
WANTED-Girl for general house
work; family of three; no children.
Address, b., this office.
WANTED-A man of refinement. hav-
ing had experience in nursing the
sick, wishes employment. Address
A. c.. this office.
WANrED-A first class waist fnisher
and seamstress at 21S South Walter
street. Mrs. Sherman.
RANCH WANTED-Have a fine 49,
room English basement style resi-
dence in Amber, Pa, Is miles from
Philadelphia, Pa; cost $4,000. sub.
ject to $4,000 building association
mortgage; 2 acres ground, stable.
gas. electric light, choicest fruit
trees, etc; also have a fine 12-room
entirely new Pompaeon brick Phila-
delphia house, mortgage $4,000, due
6 months, interest and one year
taxes; have also a fine 55-acTe New
Jersey truck. grain and chicken farm
II miles from Philadelphia, free and
clear; cost owner $4,000: will give
all these properties for a ranch, in
Guiding stock, crop and implements.
DR.. G. +. Theel, 731 S. Hill ST., Les
Angeles. Cal.
AGENTS-s10 daily. introducing our
brilliant gas light burners. Families,
business houses, banks. churches,
private and public buildings, buy at
sight. These burners are what the
people are looking for. They do not
require a chimney Ito break or a
wick to trim, and make no smoke or
dirt. Fit any coal oil lamp without
expense or trouble, and produces the
best, cheapest and ~cleanest light. IL
is a great money maker for agents,
200 per cent profit. Write at once
and get to work right away. Sam,
pie free. Enterprise Manufacturing
Co, b. SGT. Cincinnati, Ohio.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-04-04
.Patronize the Bazaar.

To the members of the Retail Mer-
chants Association: The members of
this association are hereby notified
that the ladies of the st. Johns Guild
are holding a bazaar at Grant hall, and
in view of the fact that this bazaar
was postponed from December at the
request of the association. all members
are hereby requested to patronize this
bazaar literally and help to make it a
financial success. b. Spitz, president.
A. Fleischer, secretary.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-04-04
CLASSIFIED ADS.

Note All classified advertisements
or rather liners" n e n a word for
each insertion. Minimum charge for
any classified advertisements, Is cents.
In order to insure proper classification
all timers" should be left at this Of
flee not later than 3 o'clock p. m.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-04-04
It's Just a Cough

that gets your lungs sore and weak
and paves the way for pneumonia or
consumption, or both. Acker's Eng.
Iish Remedy will stop the cough in a
day and heal your lungs. 1t will ure
consumption, asthma, bronchitis and
all throat and lung troubles. Positive
ly guaranteed, and money refunded If
not satisfied. Write to us for free sam
pie. w. H. Hooker q Co.. Buffalo, N.
Y. J. II. O'Rielly & Co., and b. II.
Briggs & Co.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-04-04
l1|H|HIN

Extra choice dressed hens, dressed
broiling chickens, dressed turkeys,
dressed ducks, prime Kansas City
roasts and steaks, tender young veal,
fat mutton. fresh pork, corn fed steer
beef, boiled hams, Clipped dried beef,
fresh shrimps. Look over our line OF
onions and pickles in bulk. San Jose
Market.
Mothers are requested to send their
children to Sunday school at the Afri-
car Methodist church, corner Coal ave
nue. and Fourth street.
In Deming good safe loans a be
had at better rates than in the old es-
tablished towns.
Mexican drawn work in endless va
ricty at Albert Faber's, 305 Railroad
avenue.
Finest currant jelly 20 cents pound,
San Jose Market.
Deming has now a large ice plant
and electric light system under con-
tract.
Swiss cheese 20 cents pound. San
Jose Market.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-04-04
MISCELLANEOUS.

TO LOAN-Money on household goods
and chattels of every description.
A. H. Yanow, 209 South Second St
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-04-04

Get your supper at Grants hall on
Thursday and Friday evenings from
the ladies of st. Johns uuild. They
will have the kind of chicken your
mother used to make.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-04-04

Tonight at city library hall, Rev. j.
Stitt Wilson will deliver his last ad-
dress here on The Program for Social
Retirement" All should hear him.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-04-04

BUY YOUR EASTER GLOVES
WHERE YOU CAN SECURE ANY
SHADE IN ANY SIZE AT 81 PER
PAIR AND EVERY PAIR GUARAN-
TEED.
ROSENWALD BROS.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-04-04
curtainsN curtains!ll

We are showing up to date lace cur
tains I'm Brussels net, Irish point, Ara
bian net, Nottingham. Bobbinet and
muslin. Albert Febar, POS Railroad
avenue.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-04-04

Keep your eye On Demiug.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-04-04

In Deming good safe loans can be
had at better rates than in the old es-
tablished towns.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-04-04

Mexican drawn work in endless va
ricty at Albert Faber's, 305 Railroad
aVaDua
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-04-04

Deming has now a large ice plant
and electric light system under con
tract
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-04-04

Finest currant jelly 20 cents pound.
San Jose Market.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-04-04

Swiss cheese 20 emit pound. San
Jose Market.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-04-04

ROSENWALD BROS.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1902-09-13
ADJUSTMENTS.
Hi Henry Explains.

In improved minstrelsy says Hi
Henry. the old, one man star" sys-
tenn, gives way to an all-around COL
lection of bright talented performers.
Just as the Frohman and DAILY Com
panics of New York City, and the
former Wallack Company, discarded
the Star" plan for general all-around
ability.
In improved minstrelsy, such as Hi
Henry presents, no old traces of the
past are permitted. but new material
responds 20 new demands. The stuff
club. the slap stick, the handful OF
-four. the fright wig, the shivering
haunted house." comedian and the
dummy climax are all relegated to
the rear. Hi Henry has organized his
present seasons company upon the
basis of the above ideas. They Will
appear at the Opera House on next
Monday evening.
Seasts are now on sale, and should
be secured early, as this company is
spoken of as one of the leaders in the
minstrel line.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1902-09-13

]. Frank Dyer and f. a. Dun
ster. who went to Boston TINS week 10
arrange for something in the way OF
entertainment to be given in connec-
ton with the forthcoming X. of p. fair,
were very fortunate in securing feat
ures which it is believed Will add very
much to the program that will be
carried out on that occasion. Arrange
ments have been made with Mr.. j. w.
German to provide a farce act vaude-
willie performance on two successive
evenings Mir. German is probably the
most extensive manager of this class
of artists in the country-and enjoys
the reputation of employing only hrSt-
class artists. Every performer under
mis- direction is obliged to sign an
agreement that there shall be nothing
nrofane or vulgar in the entertainment
he furnishes. He has agreed TO send
to our city some of the very best
snecialties at his command and to pro-
vide an entertainment that viii be clean,
wholesome. and thoroughly enjoyable
There will be a complete change OF
rropram the second evening. The|
committees in charge of the 1alr are
much gratified at the result of Messrs.
Over and Dunster's mission. and feel
that IL ensures the comulete success
of IN event which promises 10 be DIE
Of the most notable of its kind in me
history of our city.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1902-09-13
" A Trip to Coontown" Co.

One of the finest singing show of
the season is announced for next Fri
day matinee and night at the Opera
House.
one of the finest singing shows of
the season is announced for next Fri
day. matinee and night, at the Opera
house.
A Trip to Coontown" Co. not only
boasts OF a membership of 80 unrivalled
voices but the music itself has been
specially written for it. and is of that
bright. catchy character which in
stinctively sets the feet in motion and
the voice to humming. 1t is rich in
solo numbers. duets, triOs. quartets and
concerted pieces. There is dancing
galore ard a very Niagara of irresistible
laughter The girls are all pretty and
the men all talented The company
is headed by that CONFERENCE.-THE
celebrity. Miss Laura Walker, the Mel
ba of her race. DeWolf Hopper at his
best was never more unctuously en-
tertaining than the principal fun maker
of the organization. the original Tom
Rrovr
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1902-09-13
PERSONAL MENTION.

James DOYLE of Lewiston, was in
the city, yesterday.
A.. r. Burrill of Weeks Mills, was in
the city, yesterday.
c. w. Pooler of Fairfield, was in the
city. yesterday, on business.
Miss Esther Williams of Oakland is
visiting John Casey. so Gage street.
Miss Bessie NJ. Weston mas entered
the State Normal school at Gorham.
Miss Frances Jenkins has gone back
to Worcester Mass, with friends and
relatives.
Maurice W. Russell of this city, has
entered the sophomore class at Bates
College.
Hon. Frank z. Guernsey. senator
elect OF Piscataquis county, was in
Augusta. yesterday.
g. II. Harrington, the city marshal of
Waterville, was among yesterdays
out-of-t town visitors.
NJ. a. Knowles of Fitchburg. Mass,
formerly of this city, is visiting rela-
tives in town, arriving, Friday.
Miss Ethel Russell has gone to Phil
teacher in the High school at that
place.
Frank Z. Holmes of the Fuller Groc-
cry and Grain Co. and his mother,
Mrs. C. w. Holmes, are enjoying "A
weeks vacation in Woodstock, n. B.
Miss Sara Miller, who has been
visiting in Rockland, returned, yester-
day, and will resume her place in the
choir at the Congregational church,
Sunday.
Miss Lizzie Howe of Marlboro, Mass.
arrived in the city Friday for a short
visit with her parents, Mr.. and Mrs. o.
P. Howe, on Gage street, and her sister,
Mrs. a. T. Reynolds of Gardiner.
Mrs H. c. Mason and son We're in the
city, yesterday, from East Winthrop,
where they are visiting, having recent
lv returned from long sea voyage
with her husband, Capt. H. G. Mason
of the ship James Drummond.~ 1t will
be remembered that about a year ago,
the mate of ship, who was undOubt-
eddy insane, planned to kill Capt. and
Mrs. Mason and son and seize the ship.
Capt. Mason gained knowledge Of the
mates intention and was constantly on
the watch. so that when, at the dinner
table. one day, the mate drew his re-
volver, the captain was the first to
fire. dropping the mate, the cabin boy
also assisting by jabbing him with q
knife. Mrs. Nason's feelings at the
sight. with the terrible strain of the
watching and anxiety, can hardly be
imagined, much less described. She
plans to accompany her husband on
his next voyage. He is now on a trip
TO Manila.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1902-09-13

The death of Albert G. Manson Oc-
CURED in Saco on Wednesday, after a
long illness. His age was AZ years. He
was a native OF SacO, a painter in his
early years, but proprietor of the Bay
View. a large summer hotel on Saco
bay. for a number of years and was
also connected with hotels in Washing
ton. Twenty years ago Mr.. Manson
and his mother. Mrs. f. Manson. We're
proprietors of the Augusta House in
this city. having purchased it from
Charles Milliken in 1881, and remained
about two years. During his residence
in Augusta Mr.. Manson made many
friends, who viii be sorry to hear Of his
death. He was a Mason and odd Eel
low and was unmarried.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1902-09-13

The season is about over for the
horse market. but good one will still
command high price, and was never
harder to find. Two gentlemen who
recently spent the best part of week
securing the country for horses. report
that of all that We're offered for sale to
them. only two could be called strictly
sound. There is. however, one hopeful
phase of the situation. The farmers
are recognizing the folly of trying to
breed trotters. and are turning their
attention to road horses for which
there is always an active demand at
good prices.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1902-09-13

The Sovereign Grand Lodge of odd
Fellows will open its session at Des
Moines, Iowa, next Monday and the
Maine delegation left Portland, yester-
day morning, so as to be present at the
opening session. There are four dele
gates and all of them We're able to at
tend. They are Past Grand Masters
Solomon p. Felker of Clinton. and AL
fred s. kimball of Norway, Grand Sec
rotary Russell G. Dyer and Grand
Treasurer William z. Plummer of
Portland. Messrs. Felker, Kimball
and Plummer were accompanied by
their wives.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1902-09-13

The cheap excursions to Montreal
and Quebec have been very seductive
TO some of our French citizens who
have taken advantage of them to re-
turn to the scenes of their youth. Near
ly 100 of the employees at the Edwards
mill gave up their places to go on the
one in July, 90 of them giving their no.
tees in one day. Last week Il of them
left for the same purpose, and "A are
working out their notices in order to
leave Monday. Twenty-Five new
weavers arrived in the city, yesterday,
to take the places thus made vacant,
and the work in the big mill will go
forward without interruption.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1902-09-13

An abSent-minded Water street
clerk was thrown into disnay, yester-
day. when he discovered that he had
hy mistake left his own 81 hat ut his
boarding place and taken a 81 sent
derby belonging to a fellow boarder.
He didn't know who owned the cheap
hat. and he couldn't seem TO find out
for several hours. To his friends he
confided the plan he had formed. II
his hat didn't show up before Satur-
dav night he'd buy a new one and
would cast the plebian hat he had
purloined into the waste box. But the
fellow who was obliged 10 take the
clerks hat. being the only one left in
the dining room for him to wear. put
himself out to walk the whole length OF
Water street to exchange head gears
with the clerk; and when he had done
so was thanked in this pleasing way;
We'll. I'm lucky to get back my 81
hat"
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1902-09-13

Canned sweet corn packed in Maine
is liable to be higher than for some
years past. Not packer in the State
has a case of future corn to offer. and
while the outlook may improve. the
chances arc that the delivery on con-
tracts will be not over so to 10 per
cent. under the most favorable condi
tons; that is, if we have warm wealth.
er and no frost. Prices of standard
corn. spot are fully ten cents per doz-
en- higher.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1902-09-13

Ruel j. Noyes has a crew Of men
employed ~ putting new plate glass
windows in the front of the Gannett &
Morse store. When this is completed
there VIII be only one or two stores
between Winthrop street and the
bridge that are not equipped in this
manner. 1t is doubtful if any other
city of the size of Augusta in New Eng
land can show as much plate glass as
may be found, today, at Augusta.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1902-09-13

Augusta BOASTS quite a number Of
beautifully mounted moose heads.
There are two at the State House; one
in the billiard room of the Abnaki
Club: one in the office of c. w. Jones,
Esq: one in the home of Arthur n.
Soule: one in the home of Hon. =. NJ.
Heath, and one in the office of the City
Hotel Nearly all of these are fine
specimens. and it is doubtful if bet
ter collection can be found in the whole
State.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1902-09-13

There will be but few more Sun
days when the omen air rides to Togus,
Hammond's Herseys, Craigs Point,
Winthrop and other points can be en-
joyed. so the Electric Road will make
ample provision, tomorrow. if pleasant,
to care for all. Extras will be run on
both branches. Remember also that
the Winthrop service will go on the
hourly basis. Monday. cars leaving
Water street every hour from 5.45 a.
NJ. to Gas 7. NJ. inclusive.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1902-09-13

Chaplain George Washington Perry
celebrated the SD anniversary of his
birth. Friday. at the residence of his
daughter. Mrs. Samuel w. Lane. East
ern avenue. Capt Perry is one of the
oldest mariners residing in this city
and followed the sea up to a few years
ago. He is remarkably wei preserved
smart and active. and all his faculties
are acute. He is a great reader. keep
ing well posted on all current matters.
His many friends hope TO have him
with them for many years to come.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1902-09-13

Henry E. Capen and family have re
turned from Deer Island, Moosehead
lake. where they spent the summer at
their cottage. Mr.. Capen is busily en-
gagged in making preparations for open
ing the Augusta house at the beginning
of the coming Legislative session. Sew
cral members-elect have already en-
gagged rooms for the winter and Mr..
Capen is receiving applications for
rooms every day.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1902-09-13

II is noticed that quite a number of
boys and girls at play quite frequently
run ont on the logs on the other side
of the river. 1t seems that this is quite
a dangerous thing to do for children OF
small size, especially the girls. If
some of them should happen to fall in
where they were seen. yesterday, their
chances of getting out would be very
small.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1902-09-13

Few tramps are seen in Augusta
nowadays. The ''old liners appear to
have dropped almost entirely out of
sight. The 10 months sentence has
had a most restraining influence on
travellers OF this class, and has evil
IDENTIFY led them to pursue their aimless
way in less hazardous fields.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1902-09-13

Arthur W. Fitzgerald, % West Ores
cent street, has brought into the Jour
nal office two pOds of shell beans
each of which is 1212 inches in length.
These are monsters and it would not
take many such pods to make most
people a good, square meal
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1902-09-13

Baldwin, the roofer, yesterday, COM
pleted the new roof on the main deck
of Hotel North and expects, today. to
complete that on the new Alden block.
He will then put new roof on the
north wing of Hotel North
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1902-09-13
Morrison Comedy Co.

One of the best repertoire companies
that appeared in Augusta last season
was the Morrison Comedy Company,
which makes its second appearance
here next week. opening a two nights
enlargement at the Opera House on
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1902-09-13

The work on the north end of State
street is progressing. The crushed
stone is on for u considerable distance
and presents a fine appearance. 1t is
an Improvement that will be very gen
orally appreciated by our citizens
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1902-09-13

The Olympia Band gave a concert at
Capital park. last evening. 1t was a
very favorable night and the attend
alce was large. The music rendered
was delightful and immensely en-
loved.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1902-09-13

Tuesday evening. Sept. 1e A matinee
at popular prices will be given on
Wednesday. The following is the list
of plays: Tuesday, kidnapped:
Wednesday matinee, For Fair Vir-
ginia": Wednesday night, The City of
New York The seat sale will open
this morning at 10 O'Clock.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1902-09-13

The following delegates from the To-
cal board of trade have been chosen to
attend the meeting of the State Board
of Trade which will be held at Bath,
Tuesday: c. +. Burleigh, C. S. HIGH
born. r. j. G. Little. Charles f. Purin-
ton. w. l.. McFadden and w. II. Davis.
Alternates. +. L. Hersey. G. r. Hall,
H. ~ Whitman. w. II. Fisher, Nj. S.
Holway and NJ. S. Campbell.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1902-09-13

Mrs. Frank Albee, who underwent a
very difficult surgical operation at the
City hospital. has returned home very
much improved in health after a stay
of six weeks. She speaks very highly
of the treatment she received at the
hands of both matron and nurses.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1902-09-13

Miss Marion Harlow gave a most en-
Joyable party at her home on Crosby
street, Thursday evening, in honor of
her friend, Miss Lillian Bartlett Of
Rosindale. Mass.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1902-09-13

y flock of lambs being driven from
Cooper's Mills to Hallowell, excited
considerable attention on the street.
Friday.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1902-09-13

II. G. Barker Co. has made a window
display of Auerbach's proper neckwear
for fall.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1902-09-13
Daily kennsber Journal
LOCAL MATTERS

These are the days when the cider
mills are beginning to grind apples.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1902-09-13

Scratch. scratch. scratch; unable to at
tend TO Business during the Gag or sleep
durinr ire night. Itching plies, horrible
ylae,,a means Ointment cures. Never
rails, At any drug store. % cents.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1902-09-13

\ LITTLE life may be sacrificed TO sud-
don attark of croup if YOU don't have
Dr. Thomas Eclectric Oil on hand for the
emergency.