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Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1902-09-18
DIR. j. H. RINDIAUB. Specialist.
Eye, Ear. Nose and Throat,
Fargo, n. ID.
Followed Wronq Funeral.

They are telling a good story on a
pair who were to have attended fu-
neral the past week. The pair got in
to the procession at the rear, and in go
ing down Front street became thirsty.
and stopped at saloon to get glass
of beer. They thought that they could
easily catch up with the cortege again,
and SO they ordered another glass each.
Finally, they whipped up, and, as they
supposed, soon were plodding on the
tail-end of the procession. Now, it
happened that they were following an
other funeral entirely, and this one
turned into Mount Calvary. When they
discovered their mistake they whipped
up again and hustled for Green Lawn.
but when they arrived the burial was
over. The couple had to explain, and
there is where they made mistake
Columbus Dispatch
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1902-09-18
ut was absolutely necessary" Chris

ut was absolutely necessary" Chris
replied. 1t was necessary to deceive
Reginald Henson. But 1t was hard
work the other night
You mean when l came here and
Tried to steal the Rembrandt. On.
you needn't explain. 1 know that you
had to come. And we have Henson In
our power at last
Chris proceeded to explain from the
beginning. Of all things. 1t was an eX-
ceedingly interesting and exciting mar
ralive to Frank Littimer, and he fol-
lowed it carefully. He would have re-
manned there all day listening to the
music of Chris's voice and looking into
her eyes. He had come there miserable
and downcas1 10 ask question, and
behold ne had suddenly found all the
;oy and sweetness of existence.
And so YOU have accomplished all
this" he said. at length. What a
glorious adventure it must have been.
and how clever You are! So is Mr..
David Steel Many time 1 have tried
to break through the shackles. but
Reginald has always been too strong
for me"
ell he ) S.lol MS UOll. IlIW, NEiIS
smiled Il have just been opening your
fathers eyes"
Frank laughed as he had not laughed
for long time.
DO YOU mean to say he doesn't know
who you are" he asked.
My dear boy he hasn't the faintest
idea. Neither had YOU the faintest idea
when l made YOU a prisoner the other
night But he will know soon"
God grant that he may" Frank said
fcrvently.
He bent over and pressed his lips pas.
sionatcly to those of Chris. When he
looked ur again Lord Littimer was
standing before the arbour, wearing his
most cynical expression.
He dos know" he said. MY dean
young lady you need not move. The
expression of sweet confusion on your
face is infinitely pleasing. did not i'm
agire that one so perfectly self possess
ed could look like that. 1t gives me
quite a nice sense of superiority. And
you. sir?'
The last words werc uttered a little
sternly. Frank had risen. His face
was pale. his manner resolute and re-
spectful.
Il came here to ask Miss Lee a ques.
ton, sir. not knowing, of course, who
she was"
"And she betrayed herself, eh?"
ITO be COn+inuedo
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1902-09-18
Were Men Scarce Then?

The advantage Of the modern Portia
are counterbalanced by an equally
large number of difficulties that con.
front the women lawyer. Mayor Lows
secretary, James B. Reynolds, is still
telling his friends little fling he had
recently at Miss Rosalie Loew. the
attorney for the Legal Aid Society,"
Miss Loew was conducting a hearing
before the mayor and called one morn
ing to tell Mr.. Reynolds she could no.
attend the afternoon session.
I've got to go over to Ludlow street
and get man out of jail" she said by
way of explanation.
"Oh," exclaimed Mr.. Reynolds, III
grave surprise. Are they really get
ting as scarce as that?-H.ew York
Times.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1902-09-18
His Jnkind "EIinp."

II saw him holding her hand" said
her small brother, whereat all the 9th.
er members of the family looked up.
Yes she replyied, calmly "he has
been studying palmistry.
OH said the small brother
He was reading the story of my
life she persisted, calmly.
For moment it looked as if she had
subdued the small brother. Then he
remarkeI:
you must be pretty old, Sis"
What do you mean?" she demand.
ed.
1T was long story"
Don't be absurd, Tommy"
"And a continued story .'-Brooklyn
Eagle.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1902-09-18
\ Deduction,

Il wan shay ri here shat nv wife,s
a charmer." declared the obvious)v-;n-
toXicated gentleman.
NO person contradicting him. he con-
tinued:
Il van shay again. gemmen. my
wlfe's a char:ne:. U:l'stan meo-a
charmer! Wow"
Here a small, clear voice from +ss
edge of the crowd was heard to In
Guire: "A snake-c charm e:o''-Judco.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1902-09-18

Thomas c. Smith. a broker. was din.
ing IN John street chop house, and
having ordered some Little Neck
clans on the half-sheil. asked the man
VINO opened them what was the best
thing to put on them.
What like to put on them best is
my Teeth was Johns apt reply
New York Times
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1902-09-18
Mrs. Campbell Was Angry

Ex-Congressman Tim Campbell says
Mrs. Campbell spoke to him the other
day about the advertisement of a but.
tonless shirt.
what kind of shirt is that?" she
inquired.
Just like NINE" answered the ex-
congressman. who, in telling the story,
said Mrs. Campbell didn't speak to
him for week.-New York Times,
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1902-09-18
How Necessary,

How cid that light opera of yours
turn OUT" asked the young composer
"A beas,ly failure
What was the reason:"
We'll, you see. the stage manar1.
forgot to load Gown the poor. simp,.
village maiders who tra-la-la throuy5
tn" Iiace with silk dresses and past,
diamonds. Judge.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1902-09-18
Too Much Of a Good Thinq.

One cannot have everything in this
world" said Mrs. Van Worst. lone
wants soup, and one wants salt in
ones soup and occasionally there is a
pinch too much. Still, fact is fact.
and duty is duty. and one must eat
ones soup, even if it is too salt-Lip'
pincOtt's
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1902-09-18
Explained.

Whats the matter with the cor.o.
s?onoence c6!vor??" Inquired sub-edit-
OF. He looks mad"
r" hE, replied another .'severa,
days sgo he told an anonymous cor
respondent how to lear, to play the
ocrnet. and now he's discovered that
tie fellow l:"es next door to him
Casse:ls Journal.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1902-09-18

IL it said that the grand duke Boris
will spend his time in this country
quietly at San Francisco and New
York
Yes; notice that he is reported tc
have lost $500 at poker on the Pacific
5tc&taer coming over''-Cleve,and plsi-
Dealer
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1902-09-18

Don't let the little ones suffer from eczem.
or other torturing skin diseases. No need
for it. Doan's Ointment cures. Can't harm
the most delicate skin. AT any drug store,
50 cents
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1902-09-18

Impossible to fore:e an accident. Not
impossible to be prepared for It. Dr..
thomas Electric Oil. Monarch over pain.
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Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1902-09-18


left side. as though there was some
mortal pair there. ..
Chris" he murmured. Chris, Chris,
Chris! And they told me-
He could say no more. he could only
stand there trembling from head 10
foot. fearful lest his hooking senses
were making sport of him. Surely It
was some beautiful vision he had come
upon. With one unsteady hand he
touched the girls sleeve: he pressed
her warm red checks with his fingers,
and with that touch his manhood came
back to him.
Darling he whispered. eagerly.
Dearest. what does it n,ean?"
chris stood there. smiling rosilT. She
had not meant to betray herself: fate
mad Gone that for her. and she was not
sorry. 1t was a cruel trick they had
played uron Frank. but it had ben
necessary, Chris held out her hand with
loving little gesture
Are you going 10 kiss me, dearo" she
asked. sweetly-
Frank Littimer needed no further in
vitauon. II was quiet and secluded
there, ana nobody could possibly see
item With little sigh Chris felt hel,
levers arm about her and his kisses
warm upon ner lips. the clever bril!ia 1T
girl had disappeared: "A prcttr. timi,l
creature stoo! in her place for the time.
For the moment Frank Ltti!ner could
DC no more than gaze into her eyes
with rapture ana amazement. There
Was plenty of Time for explanations.
Let us go into the arbour. Frank
suggested. No, am no, going to re-
lease your hand for a moment IfIdo
you will fly away again Chris, dear
Chris. why do You serve me soo?"
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1902-03-03
BAND AT EMMA SQUARE.
Program Contains Several standaEo
operate Mum bers.

Overture. Fra DiavOlo ----.--.---. AnotI
Introduction. LOhengrin --.--.---- NasnSI
selection. bohemian Girl ..-..-.--- bi44e
G) IA Uanoe koloa-
cd OF Hoi Hs-
Mss J Eeiiiaa-
Cc) KaaIa cd Maikai IA Makan'
Kohala.
Mrs ~ Alanai-
PART II.
Cornet Solo. Don't Be Cross 1890 %e"S'
Mr.. Charles KreUter-
Selection. Musical Review ------ 49,
Waltz Fantastic ...-.-.--.---.--.--+
Gaiop. The Planters .-.-.--------.-- FEIINs
The Star Spangled Banner ------''''-'
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1902-03-03
BUSINESS LOCALS

Hawaiian Lodge No. 81 will hold
their regular business meeting tonight.
Special sale of new line of linen table
damasks. from so cents up. this week
at Kerr's- A
Beautiful designs in Lincrusta Wal
ton for wainscoting at Levers q
Cooke, Ltd.
James F. Morgan will sell a guam
tity OF household effects at his sales
room tomorrow at 10 o'clock
A pair OF spectacles were found at
the Hopper reception. Same can be
had by calling at the residence.
The stockbooks of the Olaa Sugar
Co, Ltd will be closed TO transfers
from March l to March IA, inclusive.
A cottage with all modern, improve
ments, 1917 Beretania street, is offered
for rent. See our classified ads for
particulars.
announcement concerning new spring
importations OF choice fabrics See
advertisement.
The regular meeting of the Catholic
Benevolent Union of Hawaii will be
held this evening at Union Hall, Cath
Ole Mission grounds
The adjourned annual meeting of the
on Thursday at 10 O'Clock, in Assembly
Hall, over Castle Sc Cookies.
! For sound and gilt edged invest
ments, go to the Hawaiian Realty and
Maturity Co. Ltd. Mcintyre building
l.. X. Kentweii, president and mana
ger.
a. BIom, In Progress block. is show
ing the latest spring fabrics The de-
signs and patterns are particularly
pleasing and the goods should hnd
ready buyers
The degree officers OF Excelsior
Lodge No. 1. I. o. o. F., are requested
to be present at the hall. Fort street.
this evening at O'Clock sharp "oFh
in the second degree.
rest" What? The Ideal Automatic
Telephone system. Especially adapted
for party lines. plantations. etc see
Guy Owens advertisement
See about this seasons new dress
good. Mt E.hIer5 e Co. Marigold Lace
Leno. a very pretty figured lawn al .
cents per yard. Pineapple lawns pom
gee Oriental and other pretty goods
A straw handbag containing purse
and n number of government warrants
was lost on the Pail road SATURDAY
Payment on the warrants mas Deen
stopped The finder VIII De hperaily
rewarded by returning them to this OF
flee.
The fourth and last assessment. OF
- nor cent. on the new stock OF the
Pioneer Mill Co. Ltd. Is due and pay
able at the Office OF II. Hackfeld &
90. Same will be delinquent on Aarch
31st-
All intending passengers per Aorangi.
leaving here on the 18th for Vancouver.
and the Miowera, on the 18th. for the
Colonies. are requested to call AT the
Office of the agents. Theo- H. Davies
K Co, Ltd, and book at once
l.. B. Kerr & Co. Ltd. have pleasure
in announcing they have permanently
secured the services OF Mrs y L.
Dickerson Qate of NJ s. Sachs & Co.
Ltd. Ladies requiring up To date
millinery cannot do better than leave
their orders with Mrs Dickerson-
Whitney & Marsh. Ltd. are now
showing their first shipment OF spring
goods These goods were personally
selected by their representative. VINO
Is still on the Mainland ana IN toCcI
with the largest manufacturers New
goods are being shipped Dy every
steamer from the Coast
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1902-03-03
LOCAL BREVITIES.

Pre- paTations are on at the Catholic
Mission for the annual celebration OF
the feast Of the Holy Ghost.
There viii be no rehearsal OF the
Amateur Orchestra this evening. as
mary Of the members are otherwise
,ngased-
Manoa Valley, Pauoa Valley and
Waikiki were shut off from telephone
Communication last night owing to the
breaking down and crossing of wires
Among the arrivals yesterday on the
Claudine. from Maui, were G. r.. Guest
Rev Geo L. Pearson, Arthur l.. Ner-
~, A. -. Hayselden and Mrs. Willis.
Attorney General Dole has filed the
papers in Federal Court. completing
the appeal TO the Ninth Circuit Court
IF Appeals in the case of Osaki Man
kicho.
A local plantation agency received
adviees from Maui on Saturday To the
effect that heavy rains had been fall
ing there for two days previous to the
departure OF the steamer.
A. L. Louisson, the Hawaii coffee
planter, Is furnishing an exhaustive re-
port on coffee growing In the Hawaiian
Islands to 5. A. Knapp. special com
missioner of the United States Depart
ment Of Agriculture.
Friends OF julius Asche were anx-
iousiy awaiting news from Kauai yes
teTday as To his reported Illness at
Waimea- A midweek steamer brought
The report that he was lying seriously
III at his sons place.
A Tamcar was stopped on the Wal
kiki line the other morning to let a
Ihorse and buggy gyrate by. The rig
Vas going from one side OF the road to
Hhe< other. Within the buggy was the
Foll known figure Of a local judge, fast
Dgleep.
The Women's Guild Of ST Andrews is
pianning a public entertainment to- be
given In the new Sunday school chapel
upon its completion, some time after
Easter, for the benefit of a fund to
purchase linen for the Hospital for In
curables.
Assistant Secretary Avery has re-
ceivcd reports from Hawaii giving the
facts concerning the organization OF
the various committee and clubs in
the Thru and Fourth Districts. This
completes the records of the Terrific
rial Republican committee.
The accompanist OF Miss Barber at
her concert Friday evening was Mrs
Agatha Kelley. who for many years
was organist and leader of the choir
at the Catholic Cathedral Of Portland,
Ore. Mrs. Kelley made her first ap-
pearance before the local public. and
made a very good impression. She will
make her home in this city.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1902-05-23
DEATH OF PRESIDENT WHITFORD.
Milton College Loses Its President OF
Nearly Half Century.

Milton College Loses Its President of
Nearly Half Century.
Hon. VIM. G. Whitford, president of
Milton College, died at his home in Mil
ton Tuesday morning at $50 o'clock after
protracted illness of over years dura-
ton with lung trouble. Last spring the
serious nature of the disease forced Mr..
Whitford to lay aside active duties and
travel for several months. He returned
to Milton last July, much improved in
heelth, but during the past winter he
caught severe cold which aggravated
his lung trouble. For several days last
week he lay at the point of death and
Saturday night his death was expected
at any moment. Sunday morning he
rallied, but the sudden change in the
weather was too much for his weakened
constitution and Tuesday morning he
passed peacefully away.
During his last illness, President Whit
ford was surrounded with the tender
solicitude of host of friends, as we'll as
the loving care of his family. The best
medical skill was secured and consulta-
tons of physicians were held.
Born in the town of West Edmeston,
Ostego county, n. Y, May 5, 1928, of En-
glish ancestors, Mr.. Whitford spent his
early life on his fathers farm. He was
educated at the district schools, Brook
field Academy, De Ryter Institute in
New York, Union College, finally grad
uating from the Union Theological Sem
mary of New York city in 1856. In
April Of the same year he was ordained
d minister of the Seventh Day Baptist
church at New Market, N. j., and came
Immediately to Milton, where he served
as pastor of the Seventh Day Baptist
church for two years.
In 1858 he assumed charge of the
Milton academy, which nine years later
was converted into a college largely
through his efforts. Mr.. Whitford serv-
ed as president of the college until his
death and was also the head of the board
of trustees. He has held many other
positions of influence and trust, being
for many years member of the state
board of normal school regents, and at
one time an ex- officio regent of the Uni
versity of Wisconsin. In 1867 he was
elected member of the Wisconsin leg
islature, serving one term, and ten years
later he was elected superintendent of
public instruction of Wisconsin, being
reelected in 1879. He also filled high
offices in the denomination to which he
belongs. His death will be sincerely
mourned throughout the county and
state in whose higher life he had so large
part for the past forty-ive years.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1902-05-23
Notice to the Public.

Beginning June 2, 1902. we will make
a radical change in our business meth
DDS. On above date will mark and sell
every article in our store on a basis of 10
per cent proft-no more, no less. In do
ing this we feel that we will correct an
evil that is followed by all merchants, of
selling one article at cost or less to give
an Impression that all lines are sold on
the same basis of profit.
To illustrate: One person buys dress
pattern at $1.50 per yd. and pays long
profit; another buys a bolt of factory at
less than cost. The lady that buys the
dress pattern pays large profit for the
one that buys the factory. One man
buys pair of shoes for $3.50, another
buys pair marked for leader at cost
or below. The first man pays the profit
on the pair sold for cost to draw trade.
To remedy this mistake in business
methods we will adopt the plan of each
article selling on its own merits and
based on the same profit.
In making this change we feel as if we
will be doing business on business prin
ciples which places each customer on ar
equal basis, each one knowing they are
paying an equal profit, which everyone
will admit must be had if person con
tinues in business.
Our stock will be enlarged in all lines
| and will make special effort in the flu
ture as in the past to keep only the best
quality of goods.
In making this change we hope all oul
| Gid customers and as many new ones a.
| possible will appreciate our effort.
This short list will give an idea of thu
| change in prices that will occur through
orr antira stock
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1902-05-23
Albion Prairie.

Mrs Amos Bunting spent Sunday with
her sister, Mrs S Hall, at Amos.
Mrs George Dickinson is entertaining
friends from Whitewater.
Prayer meeting will be held at the
home of Ezra Bussey.
Ladies Aid society of the P M church
meets in the church parlors this week.
Miss Ida Thronson has been spending
d few days with relatives at Edgerton.
Ladies Aid society of the M E church
meets with Mrs Frank Barton this week
Miss Mae Marsden will close her
school with an exhibition next Tuesday
evening.
SP Saunders has enlarged his store
and is now emerging and undermining
his house.
Mr. and Mrs George Vickers of Edger.
ton attended services at the P M church
last Sunday.
f L MADISON left here for New York
Monday afternoon in response to tele-
gram stating his uncle, Mr. Lockley, was
seriously ill.
Last Sunday morning about o'clock
lightning struck the barn of Lars 0 Lein
killing six horses instantly and burning
barn and contents.
Several orchards in this locality are
eng damaged by the larvae of the white
Aussock moth. The worm eats the leaves
of trees and if not molested will kill the
tree. The white Tussock moth has been
a regular summer visitor in this locality
for several years and have not been de-
stroyed, and now we all see the results
scarcely an orchard that is not infested
with this plague. The eggs are laid IN
the fall and Matched in May or June;
the larvae or worm feeds until July or
August, then energies the moth, and the
same routine is repeated. Trees may be
saved if the cocoons containing the larvae
be cut off and DESTROYED and the infested
trees sprayed with Paris green water.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1902-05-23
Sumner.

Miss Carrie Kalment is keeping house
for her brother, Roy.
The farmers in this vicinity will finish
planting corn this week.
MIR Noyes of Ft Atkinson called at this
place one day last week.
Henry Schempf of Ft Atkinson called
at the creamery last Tuesday.
Mrs Geo Green of Oakland visited
Sunday with her mother, Mrs Harriet
Bickle.
Miss Amelia Jensen is rapidly improv-
ing under the care of DR. Newman of
Evansville.
The Henry Schempf Co put in another
new steam drive separator in the cream
cry this week.
Mrs Geo Burleson and children visited
her sister, Mrs Fralick last Saturday and
Sunday at TT Atkinson.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1902-05-23
Porter.

Frank Boss has a new rubber tireC
buggy.
M L ONeil and wife of GAINESVILLE
were visitors on Sunday.
Most of the corn has been planted and
all vegetation is looking fine.
Mrs Ford and Mary Tiernan returned
to their homes in Amigo and Hartford
Monday.
Geo Lynts family have been suffering
with a severe throat trouble, but are
getting better.
Will Conway and family have moved
onto the Wixom farm, formerly the
Brennan homestead.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1902-05-23
CORRESPONDENTS.
Albion.

MrT J Atwood is in Oconto this week
Creamery board met Saturday night at
Chas r Green's.
JIG Moore went to FIT Atkinson Sat
urday on business.
Cemetery board met at town hall on
Friday afternoon.
DIP Devine is sick with typhoid fever
but at last report was improving.
DR. and Mrs Burr a twood of Oconto
visited over Sunday with his parents.
Mr. Kipp of Chicago, was in Albion on
Friday looking up the laundry business
Peter Omstad and Lassie Grundeland
were in Albion attending the commence
ment exercises.
The ball game between Stoughtou and
Albion Friday resulted in a score Of II
to Is in favor of Albion.
Don't waste your money on worht-
less limitations of Rocky Mountain Tea.
Get the genuine made only by the Madi-
son Medicine Co. A great family rem
edy. 80 cts. Perry & Doty.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1902-05-23
Indian Ford.

Bert Parkyn visited his aunt, Mrs
Shaler, Sunday.
Miss Martha Lietz of GAINESVILLE Sun
dayed at home.
Clark Eutson of Hancock, has been
visiting relatives here.
w Ell Price and Ell w Lee made bus
mess trip to GAINESVILLE Friday.
w Ell Cox has bought the store owned
by the late George Lackner.
John Rusch of Edgerton, is doing
some repairing on Peter Fox's house.
Mr. and Mrs Will Carpenter are the
happy parents of ten pound boy.
w FL Price has purchased the wagon
shop formerly owned by Geo Lackner.
Misses Floy Scofeld and Mae Ingles
were up from GAINESVILLE the first of the
week.
Mr. Winbigler, Miss Carl and DR. Web
ster and wife spent Sunday of last week
at L Woods.
Alex Shuman and wife and Miss leila
and little Charlotte Hutson were over
from Milton Sunday.
Last Thursday evening at the home of
the brides mother, G S Thomas spoke
the words that joined as man and wife
Gus Gallitz and Fannie Thomas.