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The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1902-07-18
Appalled,.

Doctor-Im slightly in doubt as to
whether yours is constitutional dis
ease or not.
Patient-For heavens sake, doctor,
have I got to go to the expense of ap-
pealing to the United States supreme
court to find, out whether it is or not?
Richmond Dispatch.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1902-07-18
Cornish Iudisn ff;ame'hsn.

tain in accord with the standard, and
should be combination of nut-brown
and green-black throughout. green
predominating. Along the breastbone
of both male and female THE feathers
part and allow the skin to show just
at or above the upper part of the keel
bone. This is distinctive feature If
the breed. and shows from the time
the chicks shed the down.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1902-07-18
A Business Woman,

olivia-Didn't you ever have q pro-
posal, Viola?
Viola (gloomily)-Yes-a man once
asked me to marry him. but forgot
myself. and told him I hadn't time
Detroit Free Press.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1902-07-18
Feedllinn Chicks.

3E From Farmers Review: After
chicks are Matched ! do not feed them
anything for S. hours nor DO i ave
them any water. After that Il feed
ana water them. I feed and water
four times dap while they are under
ave and SIX weeks Of age. 4 Aftsr that
Iced three times 4, day. have ussd
this method Tor the LAST two year.
and and It the beat 1 sTsr tried, n,
g. y Rsynolds, = Porfs County. Isl
Llama I,
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1902-07-18
TurkeYs With cramped Eeet.

Turkeys with cramped Feet.
From Farmers Review: My young
turkeys have cramped feet. Can you
tell me the cause and remedy for
TIA Subscriber. Doubt
less the cause is the cold and damp
weather we have been having. Per-
haps the poults have been permitted
to lie in damp places and have thus
become afflicted with something after
the nature Of rheumatism. We have
had chicks affected that way BY the
causes named. In case Of chicks we
nave found that taking them. into the
house where Il was warm and dry III.
sured : cure IN = few days. Doubtless
the same will be true OF the poults. sS
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1902-07-18
Round Trip Homeseekcrs' Excur.
sfOna to the yVest

The Great Northern Railway sells
homeseekers' tickets to Manitoba, Mon
tana, Washington and all points in the
west, on first and third Tuesdays Of
July. August. September and October,
at rate of about one fare for the round
trip.
Information from all Ticket Agents,
or F. 1. Whitney, G. P. & 7. A., St.
Paul.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1902-07-18

Japanese Bantams were imported
from Japan.swhere they have evidently
been bred Tor . long time, q they
breed very true 70 type Only after
long .genar3t ians can 81 typs ~ tins
axed. They afe easily acclimatsd apd
hsrdy. y.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1902-07-18
sHomeseeker.' Excursions.

Great Northern Railway sells home
seekers tickets, st. Paul or Minneapo-
lis. to all points west, including Mon
jtana and Washington, on the first and
third Tuesdays OF July, August, Sep
TENDER and October. 1902. Rate. one
fare for the round trip.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1902-07-18

! am sure Piso's Cure for Consumption sa@ed
my life three years ago.-Mrs. THos. RoBBINs.
Maple Street. Norwich. N T.. Feb. II. 1900.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1902-07-18
KEnP a Rox HANnv

Rev. Az L. Tull, Pastor M E. Church, Ashland.
Wis. says: For severe burns there is nothing
like Coles Carbolisalve. 1t acts like magic, re.
eiving the pain almost instantly and cures aOita.
QUO scars. 1t Is invaluable for skin irritations
and sores OF all kinds" Be sure and get Coles.
- and 81 cents. by oil good druggists
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1902-07-18
In the Melee.

AfFa. Wlaslow's Soothing Syrup
FOR children teething, softcns the gums. reduces In
Atiun, allayR PAIN wind collie. CSC bottle
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IA the Melee.
Attorney-Did you see the plaintiff
strike the defendant?
Witnessed did, sor.
y, Attorney-And was the assault COM
united with malice aforethought? :
]. Witness-No. sor; it wor committed
wild mallet behind the ear.-Judge.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1902-07-18

STOP THAT RAcKING COUGH
and avoid danger Of consumption and pneumonis by
promptly taking Coles Cough Cure. 1t tastes good
and Is good Every bottle guaranteed. Is aud 50
cents, by all good druggiste.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1902-07-18

Shoemakers are not necessarily long.
lived, but they ore great lasters. gss
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WHY SUFFER FROM INDIGESTION
when single box of DR.. Foxs Dyspepsia Tablets will
make you feel like new persona They are guaran
teed to cure Dyspepsia in all its FORMS Get box
day. All good druggists sell them, soc and 90 box
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1902-07-18
She Doe.n't Approve Hi. Taste.

Does Mrs. Grigsby allow her hus-
bands friends to smoke in the house,
: mot if Grigsby furnishes the cigars
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1902-07-18

Don't ring the bell OF prayer ana yaz
away; wait.
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Recon- ended.
"tTs there anything good In this book
Eyes; the bad parts Smart Set.
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With some people prosperity 10 the
advance agent Of adversely. ts
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To Cotinue the Dispute

To COtinue the Dispute.
Il wonder how we came to marry
each otfler.7'
They were unable to decide which
was the better ping pong player."-Ex-
change.
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Stops the Cough and
Works or the Cold
Laxative Bromo Quipine Tablets. Price 25c
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! Only = good man can see good things
In others. ssz3 8: s.i t
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The farmland the garden are the best
gold diggings. Z,
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HUNDREDS SUFFER ronrner

from indigestion year after year because they have
! never heard Of DR.. Fox's Dyspepsia Tablets, the
guaranteed cure for this disease. Get SOC box of
your druggist and try them. The results wiz sur
| nrse You
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DO nor srAnvD YouRsrrr

but eat Q good square meal, ana II your stonaeA y
Tablets. They VIII nske you feel ~ Il life, ster all
= well worth living. All FOOD azusstso ssl them-
&C and el.00. \, 5Gg9 III " y "a 81 81 s. q,
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1902-07-18

Halls Catarrh Cure
Is constitutional cure. Price. IS eents
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1902-04-24
WEST seAveR.
Born to VIM. and Lizzie Koch

Born to VIM. and Lizzie Koch -
. son.
! VIM. Peter Of Mcclure buried
their child At the Ridge church Fun
day.
Mrs w. Y. McGlauglin aui
Mra James Peter arrived home
Friday from their visit in Blair
County last week and reported Z
good time aud we'll worth all ex-
penses.
Mrs. Ammon Meyer spent h {
Saturday with some of her Lowell
friends.
Levi Treaster and Wm. Gift are
visiting frisnds in Union County
and expect to be gone few weeks.
Daniel H. Tleaster is suffering
from the bruists he got while work
ing at Manbeck's barn in Spring
twp. The scaffold hooks slipped
from the roof and he fell about 20
feet.
Emanuel Peter of Crossgrove
made business trip to Lewistown
last week.
Viola Steely had a visitor last
weekly the name of mumps and
was not sorry after they left.
James Steely was employed last
week in Spring twp. assisting Geo.
Showers in painting.
Some parties are talking already
here Of taking in the show at Lewis
town May l4th.
Small pigs from four 10 FIVE
weeks old are selling from four to
five dollars per pair here and scarce
at that price. That is considered
dirt cheap by the seller.
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MCCLURE.

The West Beaver district Sunday
School Association assembled at St.
Paul's church in West Beaver, on
Saturday last and held their regular
quarterly Convention. The pro-
gram as had been prepared by the
committee was ably discussed. The
attendance being good, all went a.
way we'll pleased, there being an
afternoon and evening session.
Next convention on July l9, next.
DR.. J. w. Mitchell accompanied
Mrs. Thos. Marks to the hospital
at Phila. to have q cancer removed
with which she is affected.
Merchant H. Calvin Ulsh made
up his mind he was not afraid Of
small pox after. all as We had re-
ported Inst week, also went to Phila.
to lay in aaock ofgoods. Mcclure
needs goods, as we do not think there
is another town in the county
of its sise that has . better merchsn-
tile trade. If you do not believe it
consult the merchantile appraiser.
Ner B. Middleswarth and wife At
tended the funeral OF Daniel Shook
At Beavsatown Sunday.
An infant child of VIM. H. Peters
was buried Sunday. .'-s....
Howard A. Ulsh and wife were
to Hickory Corner recently. y
John Felker sold his fine driving
horse @L L Manbeck Of Adams
bur4. @a@ sr
CaAerpillars by the mlllioas are
coming. What has become Of Prof
Smith, who had predicted there
would Be none this year? We are
disappointed, Prot.
At last the shirt factory started
up Tuesday. The old saying is q
bad beginning makes a good ending
We hope it will come true in this
case. The citizens certainly deserve
credit for the assistance rendered,
and the. fine building erected for the
enterprise.
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sufficient to give you most
delicious tea biscuit using
Royal Baking Powder as di-
rected. A pure, true leavener.
kREAMER.

Thos. tIilbish and family Of Sc
linsgrove took supper with A. c.
Smiths Sunday.
Thos. DIETRICH aud wife attended
the horse sale at Mifflinburg Thurs
day.
M. E. Erdly bough a fine team Of
horses at Mifilinburg sale.
Theo. Rowe, our supervisor, got
orders to open the new road running
from the main street north to Mid
dlecreek in the eastern part Of our
town.
Mrs. Jack Miller and children of
Paxinos visited her father, Chas.
Rowe over Sunday.
Miss Erma Magee Of Lewisburg
spent a few days with her brother.
Mrs. Henry Groover and son Of
Lewisburg and s. Grover Smith,
who is employed as typewriter by
Attorney Beale, visited the latter's
mother, Izora Smith, over Sunday.
F. l. Roush has gone to Milton
to work for the hummer.
The carpenters have begun to
work at Willard Roush's new house.
Frank Mitchell of Lewistown
spent Sunday with his family.
Miss Beulah Seaman went to
Lewisburg last week.
Chas. Keck, one of our Oldest cit
tizens, is on the sick list.
Miss Cora Rowe, who visited her
sister at Paxinos, returned home
Thursday.
Mr.. Allenbach offs. U. and Miss
Edna Smith ofSelinsgrove took sup
per at N. @. Gutelius Sunday.
Frank Dunkelberger and wife
spent Friday in New Berlin, their
former home.
B. w. Yoder of Middleburg was
in town Saturday.
Miss Nora Kreamer was to Free
burg Wednesday.
VIM. Klinglsr and wife of Salem
spent Sunday with the latter's par
ents, Daniel Boyer's and wife.
Geo. Hoke was to the county
seat Friday.
N. G. Gutelius made a flying trip
to New Berlin Monday.
Geo. Hassinger and wife of the
county seat passed through town
Sunday.
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Beware Of Ointments tor Cats rt thai
Contains Mercury

as mercury will surely destroy the
sense Of smell and completely do.
range the whole system when enter.
ing through the mucus surfaces. such
articles should never be used except
on prescrip lions from reputable ply.
stefan. as the damage they will do 10
ten fold to the good you can possib
" derive from them. Halls Catarrh
Cure, manufactured by F. j. Cheney
Il Co., Toledo, O., contains no mer-
curry, and is taken internally, acting
directly upon the blood and mucus
surfaces OF tho system. In buying
Halls Catarrh Cure be sure you get
the genuine. 1t is taken internally,
and made in Toledo, Ohio. BY F. j.
Cheney Il 90. Testimonials free.
Sold by Druggists, 75c.
Halls Family Pills are the best.
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PORT TREvoRroN.

Miss Sallie Arnold is visiting her
brother, Edwin, and family at Sha.
mokin this week. &,
Miss Isora Bingaman left for
Washington where she will spend
several months with relatives.
Thomas Eby and son spent Sun
day with her daughter, Mrs. Isaac
Bogar.
Miss Lerie Bingaman and grand
ma, Mrs. Houseworth, were to
Georgetown between trains Satur-
day.
Harry Mullner and wife of Sum
bury mingled with friends for a few
hours one day last week.
Jno. Charles and Daniel Routz
went to Mt. Union Friday, where
they have secured employment.
Levi Bonner, Harry Nestz and
Andrew Herrold are working at
Sudbury.
Miss Lena Bingaman spent sew
eral hours at Herndoa Saturday.
Sure enough. The sudden rise
Of the Susquehanna, which Auckez
predicted, did come Saturday when
Harve's best girl left. Dry your
tears, my boy; she will come again.
Master Reno Herrold spent about
. week with her aunt, Mrs. Ella
Newman, at Chapman, while hii
mother was visiting Mrs. Will
freedman, nee Eva Rice, at Sun
bury.
Miss Mayme Martin will retur
home this week after having spent
several weeks very pleasantly viii
her mother and sisters at Wilkes.
barre.
Miss Maggie Attinger, who wa
was employed at Lewisburg, return.
ed home Monday.
Chas. Neitz, wife, daughter and
his mother. in-law, Mrs. Annie
Lenig, were to Sunbury over Sun.
day.
H. F. Charles and wife entertain.
ed their son, Edwin and family,
County Treasurer Smith and daugh-
ter, Bessie, Ida Meyer of Middle
burg, daughter, Jennie, of-Shamo
kin, daughter, Mrs. VIM. Brubaker
and child Of Sunbury and George
Strawser and wife Of Selinsgrovt
Sunday.
Harry Boyer, one of our old
chums, who now resides at Selins.
grove, passed through pur town last
Friday.
G. w. Stroh spent several day.
at home after which he returned te
IGunburY, bis former ahQde, u tax
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rho areat 0ism Il sus ne

OF Yirginia is . breeding ground
Of Malaria germs. So is low, wet or
marshy ground everywhere, These
germs cause weakness, chills and
lever, aches in the bones and muscles
asd may induce dangerous maladies.
But Electric Bitters never fail to
destroy them and cure malarial
troubles. They will surely prevent
typhoid. we tried many rem
edies for Malaria and Stomach and
Liver troubles. writes John Charles
ton, Of Byersville. O., "but never
found anything - good as Electric
Bittsrs, " Try them. Only 50c.
The Niddleburg Drug Co., Gray
bill Gsrmsn and Co.. Rich6eld. Pa.
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smith tried to make his wife
adopt sensible skirts by telling her
that all the doctors agree that per-
pstually holding up the skirt makes
the hands large and bony and the
knuckles red"
"By 0eorsei wait till l got home.
and I'll tell But cay, how did it
work?"
swell, he says il costs him about
6vs times % much for his wife's
clothes as IL did before he told her
that yarn" E
The deucei HOw's that?"
"Her skirts wear out quicker. drag
ging ON the pavements."-Town Top
ics.
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1.-Two years ago, ~ . result Of 4
(se cold Ilcet my voice." writes
N. i. Scarhrough. OF Hebron,
a then beeel an obstinate 1
M. Every remedy known 70 me
lpractieing physician for S6 years,
sd, and ! daily srew woese. Be
ny for Oonsunption. Coughs,
Lds. I found quick rsliel, and foz
Item days have felt better than
li.o yeaxs." Positively euaxen-
I Tor Throat ana lnnl tEouhlg
Gddlsbufg DING Co., 0raybill,
man 4 Co.. HiohA Aeld, Pa, Dr. j.
Gampssll, Peqn0oeeok. PA. 50c
u.0o. TIL bott ~ hss.
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pUNDoRE.

Jacob Meyer, a prominent and
pessfal horse dealer of Berks Co.,
shipped all surplus horses that
farmers had.
The excitement runs high in town
put the report that the Reading
iIroad would build a line along
river and a bridge at Herndon.
Some ofour farmers finished oats
ring last week while others are
log SO this week. ~
l. W. Longacre: the auctioneer,
running three farms, digging coal
the river, successfully fishing and
ious other enterprises.
Next Saturday will be public sale
the personal property of Geo.
npbell, deceased.
The caterpillar pest has made its
parance already and an ounce of
yention is better than a pound Of
e, so spray now as a stitch in
De will save nine.
Durdore's produce prices were
yer better than now.
Jacob Herbster and family are
tiers among our farmers.
James Rathfon .sola two fresh
rs that were noted as gilt edge
ter makers.
j is not too late yet to plant some
s shade trees.
The onion snow this year was a
tern institution, the east had
be.
Prosperity is broader this year
p it was last, when Providenoe
the Repablicau party are in
mony. The results are marvel
Park Shambach of Sunbury was
own with q wagon load Of candy.
Meyer is working At Duncan.
where he intends to stay all
inner.
Dur coal diggers found . new
fet for their coal. The enter
ing town Of Herndou need more
Ito keep their factories running.
icob Herbster has . brand new
lAat in the river.
Dur tax collectors have reason "a
plain when taxpayers fool them
The time.
Ia Hoover Of Halls Island was
bwn.
Joel ShaHer and family living il
hfon's house are much pleased
their new home.
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sHsrs," said the man who had bssa
approached by q mendicant, "Ill give
yoa . line 20 the Relief and Aid So-
ciety. They always remembss the
poor there"
eyes," rstorted the mendicsnt,
baelias away. "they remember them
too darnsd well. I toll 'em two dif-
fsfent stories IN two weeks, an when
I tor 'em the second they remsm-
bered all about the drst."-Chicago
Post,
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WaUo0fD 80oovs
alis swallewsa . vsnAy a.A ~
asr wss n Q stats Of ahsA alarn.
'sn," shs called 70 Ase sister y
aext room, "ssnA fsS . Doctor,
has swsliewsd . psnay."
terrified boy looked up implos-
o. mamma" he intsrposed. "ssnd
ne minister"
her.
le', because papa says. our minis.
an get money out Of anybody
aourg Bulletin.
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Started q horrible ulcer on the leg
Of J. B. Orner, Franklin Grove, H.,
which defsd doctors and al rem.
dies for four years. Then Bucklen's
Arnica 6alve cured him. Just % good
for Boils. Burns, Bruises, Outs,
Corns, 6calds, Skin Eruptions and
Piles. 26c Of the Middleburg Drug
Co, 0raybill. 6arman 4 CO., Rich
field, Ps., Dr.. J. W. Sampssll, Penns-
creek, Pa
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Timely.

A LADY. recently returned from Eu.
rope. while entertaining . party Of
friends with descriptions Of the won
derful things she had seen abroad.
mentioned tho clock at Strasburg.
One young lady thereupon remarked:
"Oh, yes; I have heard all about
that; and did you see the watch on
the Rhine, too 7"-N. Z. Times.
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Cand0r.

81 never pretend" said Col. Still
well, "that take alcoholic beverages
for medicinal purposes"
"The subterfuge 10 sometimes in-
dulged in." ~
1T would not do for me. 1t would
create the impression that am q
chronic invalid."-Washington Star.
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Practical -AAylaA

-. Practical Advice.
your ovsrshosA" the doctor cried;
Do not forget the same:
For hs who gets cold feet, 10 like
TO quit lies busy game.
'-WashinRtou Star, :
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Millions marvel at the multitude
OF maladies cut off by Or. Kings
New Life Pills-the most distressing
too. Stomach, Liver and Bowel
troubles -Dysdepsia, Loss Of APP
petite, Joandice, Billiousne ess. fever,
Malaria, ill fall before these wonder
workers. 40 By the MiddlebuyRh
p!pg "; g! GRAY GaTnasn @ ee:,
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ibid you see where scientist says
that the principle Of life 10 electro
dynsmic3' asked the siddy young f.
male. II suppose that explains all
shout the spark Of love and the eur.
rent Of sflectioa.T ,,-
"Yes." answered =. The confirmed
bachelor. "and, Il explains Why the
wires are crossed when people get
married."-Cincinnati Enquirer.
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Papa VIII nay II,

PaDa WILL DSy u. n,
{ McJigger-Hedley is in . fair way to
make fortune.
Thingumbob-How?
McJigger-He has invented . toy
bank that will not open for the chill
dren, but coughs up carfare to their
papas without any trouble at ALL
Philadelphia Press. ,.
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Mrs. Benedict-It will cost just twice
a. much II I 60 on visit to mother -
II she came here.
Benedict-Pshaw! You know, my
dear, I'm never stingy about thing Of
this kind.-Town Topics.
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A bore,

Mrs. Latto-How did Mrs. Bilkins
ever get the reputation for being
such bore?
Mrs. Barkey-She tried the expert
ment Of making It q point never to
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hai TINE - Grow.
Jones-Where on earth did you get
that gray beard, you didn't have any
when I saw yos yesterday?
Brown-Oh, that's all right. I've
been shopping and waited for tho
change.-N. Y. Times.
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why He IL Satisn ed.

. Godfrey-Doesn't Winchester ever
get tired of his wife's continued sulk-
mess and ill-temper?
Scorjel-I think not. When she il
good naturcd she sings.-Tit-Bits.
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It's coated, your stomach
bad, your liver Is out OF
Yer. Ayers Pills will clean
ar tongue, cure your dys-
Psia, make your liver right.
y to take, easy to operate.
~. An lrugsists.
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Aank AePeOy,

"Dont talk = me-" said Uncle
Eph'm, about hoss shoes bein' sign
O. luck. A hoss shoe IL de onluckiest
objick IN de world. Hit CANT nsvah
make bof ends meet."-Chicago Trib-
une.
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A Fall.

Customer-I understand that your
chef has been discharged.
waiter-Yes, sir. He has gone to .
place where they call him q cook
Judge.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1902-04-24
Poor hoy.

Poor hoy.
There once was q lad In Crum Lynne
Who wore perpetual grynne.
ut Is strange" his friends laughed,
"But perhaps the boys laughed"
And no doubt they were quite right
thereynne.
Philadelphia Press.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1902-04-24

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