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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1902-07-14
RETURN OF KITCHENER.

A S SOON AS THE ENGLISH have
a had an opportunity TO work off
their enthusiasm over the return of
Lord Kitchener, that victorious COM
mander will taste one of the penalties
of fame He is to be examined at
length relative to the conduct of the
war, and must answer charges of mis-
management that have been made
against him. The proceedings viii be
conducted by royal commission now
being formed for that purpose, and
will, in effect, be a courtmartial
As a matter of fact, Kitchener is
entitled to the gratitude of his fellow
citizens. The Hberty-loving people of
the world may not admire Kitchener,
ly responsible for the policy that re-
suited in the crushing of the two
South African republics. Instead, he
was simply an instrument in the hands
OF his superiors. AS a soldier il was
Kitchener's duty to do as he was told
to do. His mission has been fulfilled.
England now has sullen and rebell-
enemies. Which of the two is prefer
able is for time to determine. Ger
tainly Of all the figures on the British
side in the Transvaal conflict, Kitch-
ener is easily the most conspicuous.
He met with defeats, of course. Every
English commander during the three
years Of the war encountered reverses
in greater or smaller numbers.
But Kitchener was the man who was
finally depended upon to win. Lord
Roberts achieved fame in South At
RIGA, but Roberts was by no means
the vigilant, tireless soldier that
Kitchener proved himself to be. For
months and months after Lord Rob-
erts had returned to England Kitch-
ener was on the veldt fighting. 1t is
true that he had everything on his
side-men, money, ammunition, re-
sources-but still he made the most of
them.
The demonstrations in Southampton
and London when Kitchener arrived
show that the heart of the populace
is with him. He is probably the most
popular man in England today. Roy
atty and aristocracy are vieing with
each other TO do him honor, and the
hoi polIoi shouted itself hoarse. And
yet he must face a courtmartial, or
what practically amounts to a court
martial.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1902-07-14
IS CHIEF PAUL A JOKER

CHEF OF POLICE PAUL is doubt
~ less convinced this morning that
not a single saloon in salt Lake was
open for business yesterday. He is
probably congratulating himself on his
eaSy victory over the iawbreakers: he
is probably hugging to his bosom the
,ieIusion that they are the most obedi-
ent people on earth. Doubtless the
chief thoroughly believes all this and
lust as surely he bases his belief on
the fact that no viOlators Of the law
against selling whisky on Sunday were
arrested yesterday.
II the chief is silly enough to take
the position outlined he is sillier than
any man in Salt Lake who looked into
the situation Yesterday A careful
canvass revealed the fact that at least
80 per cent of the saloons did business
Yesterday. Some OF them were open
in the business district right under
the sagacious noses OF Chief Paufs
men. who confined their efforts to ar
resting the victims of the Sunday sa-
loon. and allowed the real criminals to
escape scot free.
The exercise of most ordinary
character of vigilance would have pre-
vented much Of Yesterdays lawbreak-
ing. The fact that such vigilance was
not exercised is warrant for the belief
that Chief Paul is not conscientiously
trying to obev the orders given him
by the council. He was directed to
see that the laws are enforced. Some
question has been raised as to the
right OF the council to issue such an
order.
Evidently Chief Paul has no doubt
of the councils authority in the
premises. He recognized that author
ity when he sent police officers around
to notify the saloon men most politely
and Sraciously that they must refrain
from further violations Of the statutes
Having gone that far, Chief Paul, for
the sake OF his own reputation, should
have gone farther and stationed pa
trolmen at places where he had rea-
son to believe his Alphonse- Castor no
tification would be interpreted as a bit
of fine humor.
a half-hearted attempt to close the
saloons on Sunday Is far worse than
no attempt. 1T works an injustice on
the decent saloon keepers who are
willing to obev the law II the dive
proprietors will do likewise. Either all
should be closed or all should be al
lowed to remain oDen- Every saloon
keeper should stand as 1iigi in Chief
Panl's estimation as every other saloon
keeper-and no higher. The people will
not tolerate fayoritism. and the chief
must be made to understand IL.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1902-07-14
God Bless Us Every One.

(By James Whitcomb Riley.)
God bless Us every one,'' prayed Tiny
crippled and dwarfted of body. yet SO
tall
OF soul. We tiptoe earth to look on him,
High towering over all.
He loved the loveless world. nor dreamed
That it. at best. could give to him. the
while,
But plying glanceS- when his only need
Was but a CHEEKY smile.
And thus he prayed. God bless US every
Enfold ng all the creeds within the span
Of his child heart; and so. despising none,
Was nearer saint than man
I like TO fancy God. in Paradise.
Lifting a finger Ger the rhythmic
Of Ginning harp and song. with eager
eyes
Turned earthward. listening
The Anthem stined-the Angels leaning
there
Above the golden valls-the morning
sun
Of Christmas bursting nower-like with
sGod bless as every oner'
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1902-07-14
SPOKEN IN JEST

Atlanta Constitution II is
Low 20 roast beeIsJeak on r. ~ enough
unfortunately, beelsteak is 'tlS root bSt
than the root. even higbss
nave an been praying fo-
we have at last reached 7b toI rain bur
ton. ---7 wrong dire
The mercury went 50 high
1 mat we failed to locate It with Vs5SeIday
Judge; Lie HaCkett Ieus rs h.
go to London to see The corr,--s-t5-t1yT hen
nounced Mr. Higsles- --'-on ar
Yep, answered Mr.. Rsnnfr. Co..
spose ne II bother III life M ~, a
about II just as We begin Ia q, - leit1
on MS stories about what he 81 g. 4 Test
WorIs fair, down 10 Chicago, u II
Brooklyn Citizen: SnZtba ~,
8rlcSet, nave to so out this evanir,s-- 1l-
1 want YOU to see that vo,gr -rTis---l.LAg AM
this note as soon as she comes i'm gels
out fail. Az With
Bridget-Yiss. sorr: IN +r,s. L.
the pocket OF the trousers we ilst =. y IN
OIL. sue be sure 10 go through lie
Yonkers Statesman. Hau-r5. .-..
tried very hard to make a clean r iiS-o ?.
SHALLOW do you know
HaA-N ~, didn't You notice that -,
come in five or six times drIriTs-' 50 81
act and dust off the furniture s@ea
New York Journal. The Fl=7bsr. -
you suppose that naturalist really Ies-Tl3
/ TO understand your language
The Monkey hope not. Yor art
heard some Of the things we called -
while he was studying US M
Kansas City Star: Next 80 Irpovf--
what you're talking about" saws +5s ' ,s
falfa Sage. 1T is the most esse-fisi A. l.
know whom you are talking to- ~
London Globe: This conversation ~
overheard in the park not long ago: How
did you like Faust? %
"Oh! we enjoyed IT immensely. ~,
know, Jack is 50 fond OF Shakespeare
plays" 1t reminds one of the old stew
of the would-be literary young lady wEs
was asked which of SCOTS novels Sc
liked best SCOTS 'lVanhoe.' SCOtt's Tai
isman," or SCOTS Emulsion" and r.
stantly decided in favor Of the last
Philadelphia Press: Na-WiIHe. vbsrs
your little brother crying for
Willie-Aw! just because he don't wan,
to learn anything I just took MS can5S
and showed him how TO eat it,
Philadelphia Record Good vine
needs no bush " quoted the teacher
Now, can anyone tell what that means
II guess" replied the saloon keepers
son. Il UlCdlAS YOU Eou IiLhc II WIN
alcohol and lOgwOod good enough 70 fool
most people
g o 8
Boston Post: why do you spit on vou-
bait2'' asked the city angler sarcasticallv
of the boy with the bent pole and kn0tted
line.
HUN" replied the urChin. That's a
fool question I've ketched four fish since
you got here, an you haint had bite
O. @ -
Chicago Tribune Ch0lly-lm going 70
spend my vacation on the broad plains
of the west I want to give my mili
a chance to expand
Birdie-Going TO have something done
to your head?
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1902-07-14
Judge Replevined the Money.
New York Tribune.D


Justice Marean of the supreme court
Second district, Is a tall man with ten
der heart. Not long ago he caught an
imDoster just as the fellow was perform
ing the last act OF q sWindliug trick on
him. The Brooklyn judges tell the story
as follows:
One day a shabby and loauaciOus indi-
vidual walked into the office OF Judge
Marean and said:
Judge, I'm in hard luck I want a cOu-
pie of dollars to get a Turkish bath.
meal and shave. and then III be In de-
cent condition to visit my friends
The money was handed over AT once
with the courtesy that distinguishes the
Judge in his dealings with mis- fellow men,
Then IL occurred 10 the Judge that per-
maps he had been a bit hasty IN giving
the visitor money He looked out Of the
window and saw the man heading Tor
Court street Grabbing his hat he fol-
lowed him straight into a saloon ard
heard the fellow say. with wave OF the
hand:
Come on. men: drink with me
Down went the tWO-dOllar bin On the
counter. Forward surged eight or ten
lOungers. Just as the hObO's words CT
invitation were getting cold a long arm
circled over the shoulders Of the thirsty,
and Judge Marean said. quietly but firm
ly, as he picked UP the bill:
Not with nv money.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1902-07-14
Fifteenth Army Corps Badge.

NEW 1OEk MOElG-l
Commander-in-Chief Torrance OF the
g: A R., who has been here cOnferring
with local committees about the national
encamDment to be held here next fall
tells this story OF how yhe Fifteenth army
corps got its corps badge
The badge Of the corps Ms not adopted
until 1854 A struggling Irishman was
accosted Dy ar officer and asked what
corps he belonged to-
Faith [ Fifteenth corr he respond
ed glibly-
But where is your badger persisted
the officer.
Badge. is it2 DivT bit do we know
about no badge Phat's badge sure?-
Why, it's an emblem that shows
where you belong, replied the officer
rather tameiy.
An imSl.m. is it, Ooh. Sure an
here il is, cartridge box and forthy
rounds, be tabers; an I belong to BlacI;
Jack Logan Of IlIinOy''
The officer reported the Irishman TO
General Logan, who was immensely
pleased with the sentiment of the thing
and at once adopted as the Fifteenth
corps badge the cartridge box and forthy
rounds. be 5abers-"
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1902-07-14


hing
Of
disturb
egs a silk
Of one
Chr ndom
of six millions according
a
of
believe
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1902-07-14
''ImperiaIism" and It's Aims.

subjugaiOn
mperiahsic policy
because
described
of
It always and everywhere thirst for combined with
THE
the
industry and afording them
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1902-07-14
A Gentleman Among Beasts
Washington Post.)

Representative Lacey Of Iowa has con-
tributed TO the Congressional Record me
following essay on the buffalo
The buffalo was the noblest OF all the
wild animals that inhabited this CONT
nent when America was discovered
The ages in which this wonderful crea-
ture was evolved into his peculiar form
and size are incOnceiyable in duration.
How admirably he was adapted 10 lie
upon the western plains. When he nad
fed he Travelled with his fellows IN long
lines. single file. 70 the faVOTiLe water
place. The herd did not spread abroad
and trample down and destroy the grass
in such a journey, but in long and lar-
row trails the journey was made, ana
when the drinking place was reached and
thirst was stated the buffalo never de-
filed the pool in which he drank
He was a gentleman among beasis'
just as the game hog is q beast among
gentlemen
Mr.. Lacey's composition entities him 10
take the head OF the class
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1902-07-14
THE "JIM CROW" GAR.

EVER SINCE THE JIM CROW
- car was started on its rounds
through the south there have been pro-
tests innumerable against it. Il has
been argued that to separate the ne
xroes from the whites while travelling
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1902-07-14
New Brand.

2AALCd5O -NEES-t
Say" called the hardware drummer 10
the proprietor of the. railway restaurant.
There is something wrong with this
sandwich"
.'Oh. ! guess not" replied the boss.
We'll i guess yes" said the traveller
WHY the blamed thing is so soft can
actually bite a piece out OF It without
breaking my teeth
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1902-07-14

Professor Robert Fitzsimmons. the
eminent instructor in physical train
ing, is planning to give a demonstra-
ton of his work in California later in
the month. One JeffrIes is the gen.
tleman who insists on being showed.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1902-07-14

-Four hundred and eighty-one miles
in AGO minutes is pretty fair time.
That's what a railroad train did be-
tween Chicago and New York the
other day. And yet perhaps twenty
years hence such speed win be consid-
cred snaiI-like.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1902-07-14

1t was hardly fair to lock up the
young German who talked the direc-
tors of big Berlin bank out OF se.-
600, 600 marks. over here he would be
Napoleon of finance.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1902-07-14

Salt Lakes mining stock brokers
want to engage in curbing again. That
is. they want to buy and sell stocks
on the sidewalks during the hours the
exchange is not in session. On gen.
eral principles the practice should not
be permitted. for 1t invariably results
in fictitious values and encourages the
circulation of false reports about
properties.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1902-07-14

A duel between rival candidates for
the senate in South Carolina Is feared.
If it is pulled OFF. the winner can GER
tainly claim to be qualified 10 the last
degree for the position.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1902-07-14
Nothing Interesting

Cincinnati Commercial Tribune)
Magazine this month %
Nothing worth mentioning Only two
new advertisements IN the whole ninety
eight pages"
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1902-07-14

Whitelaw Reid is now being enter
tanned by some members of the Brit
fsh nobility. Wen. the poor fellow is
entitled TO some compensation
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1902-07-14

Dispatches say the British VIII be
relieved when the coronation eere-
monies are over. And nobody will
blame them
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1902-07-14

Tracy is stiIi at large. and getting
larger all the time.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1902-06-01
UNUSUAL ACCIDENT.
Mr.. Drew Injured by Breaking Bicycle
Early Yesterday Morning.

Mr. William E. Drew, OF No. 2Scs Floyd
Avenue, senior member of the well known
shoe firm Of w. E. Drew and Company,
on Eighth and Main Streets, met with
quite q serious accident yesterday morn
ing about 1870 o'clock by the breaking Of
the front fork of the wheel he was rid
ing. near Sixth and Franklin Streets.
Wien the wheel gave way Mr.. Drew was
thrown violently headforemost TO the
street, sliding some distance on his face.
The sudden blow rendered him uncon-
scious for time, and for several min
utes. before a gentleman passing went to
his assistance. he lay as dead in the
street.
Being carried to the pavement he was
revived, and in a short while was able
to be 6riyen to his home, No. 2Se3 Floyd
Avenue where he was attended by DR..
II. w. Davis.
The injuries he sustained are severe
cuts about the face and forehead. His
hands are badly cut but no bones are
broken.
Yesterday afternoon he was resting
mere comfortably, ard was thought to
be in a fair way to be out in a short
while.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1902-06-01
EULOGYsIN AN ORDER.
Tender Tribute Paid DR.. 3. M. Palmer
bv the u. G. v.

General ]. B. Gordon. General Com
manding the United Confederate Vet
Grams, has issued a general order, in
which tender tribute is paid the memory
of Rev. DR.. B. NJ. Palmer, the distin-
guished Presbyterian divine, who recently
died at New Orleans. After extolling the
bravery and devotion of DR.. Palmer in
the fight for the cause that was lost. the
order closes with the following tribute:
His beloved name is enshrined in our
affections and his great life, priceless
deeds. devotion to Confederate memories
and lifelong devotion to his fellow-man
are now the common property of man
kind. and will be the cherished treasure
of those of his comrades who survive
him, and will be an enduring monument to
his name and fame forever.
THE virtues of such man are the COM
mon Inheritance of all. His influence will
work on silently for good long after we
have passed away, and the United Con-
federate Veterans. claiming their share
In the deathless glory of his name and
fame all crave permission to d:.op tear
uron his grave and to offer as tender
tribute the white flowers of their deep
ana fervent love.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1902-06-01
PLUCKY Mr., LAMP.
He Acts With His Hand Bandaged and
is Petted by the Girls.

Mr.. Lamp, Of the Giffen Stock COM
rany, is the hero of the fair play-goers
of Richmond. W4.-out ceremony he has
taken the place of the matinee idol. MIR.
Bennett, and yesterday the girls waited
at the stage door to see the brave fellow
come out after his plucky performance
at the matinee.
Mr.. Lamp is checked fun of grit. the
kind that ignores pain, and although he
was weak and not at all in prime condl-
ton to act. he nevertheless went on yes
terady at both performances of AT the
White Horse Tavern The hand he in
jured the night before was bandaged in
a pretty multicolored handkerchief that
every one in the audiences admired. He
had to tone his love scenes, as it was an
impossibility to be real earnest with
his right hand tied up. but he made up
for that in the way he spoke. and wooed
and won in proper theatrical style Miss
Deyo Scott. playing the opposite role.
The doctor assures Mr.. Lamp that the
wound is not serious. and will heal in Il
few days In the meantime, the hand
some juvenile is reaping the reward of
the brave by listening to the sweet con-
solements of his many admirers.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1902-06-01
SUMMER COMFORT;
Get Ready fer Warm Weather.

BY a complete change in breakfast at
This time of the year one can put the
body right to go through the summer
comfortably.
leave off meat. potatoes and heavy
hcfv5 ting foods and use the food that
will nourish the body and give reserve
rorco 10 The brain and nervous system.
most appetizing and healthful break
fast can be made on Grape-Nuts and
acraon, some fruit ard perhaps two soft
;,oilci1 eggs. This meal will furnish full
strength and nourishment up to the next
snd has a remarkable effect on the body.
dining hot weather. Remember the cells
ne the body you are now building will
lbs. YOU into summer, so be sure and
b,,ilti the kind that tend to keep cool
body and level head.
One pound of Grape-Nuts has more
;, ourishment that the system will absorb
thar ten pounds of meat. without any or
the internal heat of meat that a person
wishes to avoid during the warm sea-
son: its rich. nutty flavor, added to the
delicate sweet of the grape sugar, makes
q dish pleasing to the most critical taste.
You receive Glape-Nuts from the gro
cer ready to serve as it has been tho
roughly cooked at the factory by food ex-
rcrts. and this saves heat from COOKING
and time and exertion necessary in pre-
raring ordinary food.
change from the old breakfast to one
like this will refresh and tnvigorate the
a-stem in q surprising manner and per-
mig you to enjoy3 the pleasures of SUM
,,.r in "a cool conf or bic fasl:o or: !. hen
your ighbors. di fferentiy TED, VIII I. De
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1902-06-01
KEYSVILLE DRAMATIC CLUB
They Render a Play With Excellence
Politics in Charlotte.
Special Dispatch to The Times

Especial Dispatch to The Tlmes.)
KEYSVILLE, VA, May S1-The Keys
vile Dramatic Club gave an excellent
performance in the Star warehouse last
night to a large audience. The play was
'sImogene, or the Witch's Secret" The
club is composed entirely of local talent,
and their acting was most excellent.
The acting OF Misses Leila Davis, Evelyn
Osborne and Ellie Robertson was partic-
ularly fine After the drama refresh
ments were served. The proceeds of the
entertainment were for the painting and
repairing of the Methodist Church
The people in this section are much re-
lieved that the convention has settled
the status of the new Constitution.
Some interest is being felt in the con-
test for members of Congress from the
Sixth District Mr.. Glass has many
friends in this section, but the sentiment
is growing that the city of LynchburS
should not have all the honors when
other portions of the district are putting
up men able and well qualified. MI
Claytor is gaining strength, and will get
a largo vote in Charlotte county.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1902-06-01
A SOCIAL EVENT.
Lawn Party at Prospect Hill, in Spot
syIyania County.
tspecial Dispatch to The Times.)

HoLLA9AY, VA, May sl.-The lawn
party given at Prospect Hill, near thls
place, on the night of Friday May Soth,
was one OF the most important social
events of the season in this section ana
a great success from every stanup aI9li.,.
The weather was extremely propltlous
and a large crowd was in attendance,
not only from the immediate neighbor-
hood, but from a distance or ten TO
twenty miles, including many OF tho
most prominent people in business and So
sc;ety. ~
The programme for the evening was a
very varied bright and entertaining one.
and those participating held the atten-
ton and interest of the large audience un-
broken to the very last moment
Miss Laura T. Payne, of Locust Grove.
maraged the whole affair with great
success.
Aong those participating and contrib
uting to the success of the evening were
Miss Louise Virginia Harris. of Cherry
Grove; Miss Eva Elan, OF Trevlllan;
Miss Mary Augusta Holiday, OF " cod
side; Miss Nan Brooke Scott, of Raccoon
Ford; Miss Martha Victoria Harris. of
Cherry Grove; Miss Detton, of Gordons-
vile; Miss Mary Virginia Holiday, GU
this place; Miss Addie Cowherd, Of Cor
dcnsville; Miss Cassie Scott, Of Raccoon
Ford; Miss Susye Elizabeth Holiday and
Mr.. J. Rawleigh NJ. billiard, Mr.. John
S. Goodwin, Mr.. Raleigh Travers Daniel
Conway, Mr.. James Minor Holiday. MI.
Icl:n Frederick Harris, Mr.. Cary Good
vir. Mr.. Richard Eustace Conway. Pro
lessor Arthur Thompson. Mr.-Dan Cow
hero, Mr.. Frank T. johnson, Mr.. George
A. Poindexter, and Mr.. John NJ. Holla-
day, and last, but by no means least.
the four pretty little daughters OF Mr..
and Mrs. John Waller Holladay-Carrie.
Neil. Victoria and Huldah.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1902-06-01
is visiting the home of Rev. c: P Scott.

is visiting the home OF Rev. c. P Scott.
Mr. W. s. Morris, who has recennH
purchased home on Barton HeishtS
has left for Erie. Pa
Services will ne held at the OVERLOOK
Presbyterian Church on this afeers
noon at 4:30, conducted by the pastora
Mr.. Irvine.
Mr.. J. M. Allen, who has been visittna
Mr.. Jones, has returned to his home In
Baltimore, Md.
Mrs Charles L. Peyton has returned To
her home in Columbus. Ohio. after
pleasant visit to Mrs. John l. Hanktns,
of Chestnut Hill.
There will be chldren's-day services
at the NJ E. Church to-day at $3.50
P NJ The Rev. Mr.. Maxey, of the As@
bury Church. Richmond. will officiates
There will be plenty of good singing.
etc.
Services will be held at the Epiphany
Episcopal Church to-day. The morn<
ing service will be conducted by the
Rev. John Moncure. D. D.. at II A. NJ.
and the night service by Rev. Mr.. Mar
tin johnson at S:15 o'clock.
Services will be held at the Methodist
Church to-day at II A. NJ and p.
NJ conducted by the pastor, Rev. c. Es
Blankenship.