The Greenville times. [volume] (Greenville, Miss.) 1868-1917, 1902-05-24
PICKED Up.
"a little fun. no W and then.
Is relished by the best Of men,"

take what comes like brave men.
When a woman marries a man ~
she not only takes his name, but A
nearly everything else the poor
devil possesses.
A colored preacher in Chicago =
has figured that hell is only hfty-
two miles below the surface of the
earth. II may be only that Tar
from Chicago but t is not that Z
far from Vicksburg. =
Some men are born hogs, some
make hogs of themselves, hut the
man who helps to make hog OF
someone else should get it in the
neck, Get after the ''blind pig"
man. l.
It is said that school teacher
the other day asked her pupils TO
write q long sentence, and enc OF
the boys nearly caused her to faint
when he wrote: imprisonment
for life"
A school boy was asked the de-
fnit,on of ''love." His answer was
ga ticklish feelin' you can get at
to scratch" We should say from
his definition it must be located in
somewhere in the small OF the
back.
81 An editor remarks that 1.-THE
people whoelive the longest are
-,lthose who sleep with their mouths
shut We will aid that 'some
| would 1--we longer probably II
= they would keep their mouths
shut while awake also.
ns The man who attends to MS
own business to the best OF bis
ability has about all he can 40,
The Chinese have proverb; III
keep the weeds out of my owl
match I shall have no tune Z
. throw stones at my nedghoorl
- dog"
A Michigan man who had snake
in his boots was taken to Chicag
for treatment. The doctors order
ed him put on a milk diet and
Chicago dairyman supplied 70
milk. The patient is now sudel
inc from water on the brain.
Somebody sends some sampl
packages of headache powder, o.
we have no use for them. liner
is nothing the matter with OF
head. The trouble IS all in OF
rocket. There is an acnlns WI
there that nothing but suoscrll
ton money can ever fill.
A lady was walking down OF
of our main streets the other df
wheeling baby carriage contal
a nerfect love of child. A ge
ces tleman stopped-to admire the chi
and while standing in ecstacy !
lady said, rubber. 20, is tt
so,' said he of the estacy ana
,,,;rotion II thought that
.v. was real"
= A woman will yank up the g
/ rones until she almost squee
her immortal soul out OF pla
npt on a SO hat that is
S namented with the dead body
f a song bird. and go Stru''
around town selling tickets fo'
missionaries entertainment
!. raise money to send our mlssl
cries TO reform the heather !
- nese and prevent theowomen II
binding their feet.
D. A Salem Neb., lady turned
head sudden jerk in church
Sunday and the bone IN ner
hacame set and it required the
<tv. vices of a surgeon to loosen up
Joint so the head could be re
ved into its natural position.
l...... rphber necking IN church
dangerous business and the al
RI ougqt to serve as warning TO !
- whose heads turn every TIN
Phone church door turns on Its hln9e
- The man who said a wo
hos nothing to do didn't !
What he was talking about
statistican figures that in one
woman gets dinner S67 7
washes the dishes 1892 times
tho children ready for school
% ~ times, puts the baby to sleep
better n,ol,as 500 cakes and a
man tluiee' ~.r,otb;no she
ill huV wishes TOT sum