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New-York tribune., 1902-03-19
MINERS CONVENTION BEGINS.
ABOUT SIN HUNDRED DELEGATES IN sEs-
SION AT SHAMOKIN

ABOUT SIN HUNDRED DELEGATES IN StS-
SION AT SHAMOKIN
Shamokin Penn, March ls.-The most important
convention Of hard coal miners since that which
resulted In the memorable strike OF 1900 began here
to-day and is likely remain in session until
Saturday. The three anthracite coal districts
known technically as Districts No. l. No I and
No. .. United Mine Workers of America rep
resented by over six hundred delegates. the ma
jority Of whom presented their credentials The
remainder are expected tomorrow. The delega-
tions from the Scranton and Wyoming regions
late in arriving and the convention not
called to order until 2:15 o'clock this afternoon.
President John Mitchell arrived from Altoona
shortly before II O'clock and was met at the sta
tion by President John Fahey and Secretary George
Hartlein of District No. 8 He was not accom-
panied by Secretary Treasurer Wilson, the latter
having gone to Huntingdon. w. Va. to preside
convention OF the bituminous coal miners.
President Mitchell has entirely recovered from
the ndispostion which overlook him in the West
The failure of the operators 10 meet the officials
discussion among the delegates prior TO the con-
Vention Many of them iIfsistent In their de-
mand for recognition of the union, but the i'm
preston prevails that If other concessions are
made by the operators the matter OF recognition
viii be permitted to for the present. Ralph
NJ. Easley. OF New-York secretary Of the civic
consultation with President Mitchell and started
shortly afterward for NeW-York. Mr. Easley and
Mr. Mitchell both said the interview had no bear
Ing upon the situation in the anthracite region.
The two are members OF the cOnciaton commit
tee OF the Civic Federation, and Mr.. Mitchell
serted that the consultation related the Boston
ganiZed to-day, and the proceedings were simply
preliminary 10 the more important work to follow.
New-York tribune., 1902-03-19
FIRE DESTROYS F4CTORTES.


Fire destroyed the building in Brown-st., Newark.
last night occupied 10y three firms i'm rorrelated
lines of business The building three hundred
feet long and had "i. which was two hundred
feet I'm length II only one story high. but TINS
was about th- height ~ two ordinary stories. IL
was occupied by the American Refining and Cruel
BILE COMPANY Of No Il6 Nassau-st.. New-N York, the
Calcutta MANUFACTURING Company OF No. 20 Broad
way and the Crystal Lead and Chemical Company.
The first two companies dealt in cocoa products
and the third manufactured the receptacles used
uy the other two
There was a high wind blowing, and, as the
flames threatened spread TO other buildings seV-
eral alarms were turned in. The loss Is said to De
about SO go.
About Hfteen minutes before the fire broke out
the watchmau in the building big bonfire
burning to windWard of the factory. Sparks from
il were blowing against the building and ne ran
out the factory hose and put out the bonfire
He then went down the outside of the building
where the sparks had been striking. As he finished
this work flames appeared inside the oulIdlnS
Who started the bonfire Is not known.
New-York tribune., 1902-03-19
SHOT THIEF: PROBABLY FATALLY.
MAN SEEN STEALING BRASS FROM FREIGHT
YARDS RAN FROM WATCHMAN.

Michael Sheridan, night watchman at the Penn
syvania Railroad freight yards. in Newark saw d
i'm the yard stealing brass journals last night
and tried arrest him. After hitting Sheridan a
couple of times the thief ran off. Sheridan, being
unable to overtakc the fellow, fired several shots,
one Of which wounded the fugitive fatally. it is
thought. An ambulance was called, ana ne was
taken 10 St. Barnabas'S Hospital unconscious. tie
had the appearance OF tramp. Sheridan was ar
rested
New-York tribune., 1902-03-19
DEMANDS REINSTATEMENT As ENGINEER
r. b INGRAM WANTS To GET BACK IN JERSEY
CITY WATER DEPARTMENT

Robert b. Ingram. who Iesigned engineer OF
the High Service Pumping Station, Jersey City IN
der pressure on February l. has made a formal
demand on the Street and Water Board for re-
instatement. 1t alleged that Ingram padded
ment.
In his demand Ingram writes: Il was consider
ably wrought up over the injustice that was heing
done to me, and with the idea that political in
tuence might secure my indictment, which would
cost me considerable amount Of money and time
fight, | resigned \ grand iIrv OF SoIir
own political faith has agreed by its action in the
matter that did wrong. and that no crime was
committed Ingram is Republican.
New-York tribune., 1902-03-19
CROSS PRESENTED TO NURSE.
IT WAS AWARDED FOR SPECIALLY MERIroRGoUs
WORK

Orange. March Is (SpeciaD- an impressive
religious service conducted by Archdeacon Mann,
of Grace Church. Orange Miss Margaret Pierson
president of the Orange Training School for Nurses
this afternoon presented to Mrs. Florence Hauer
the special Maltese cross offered by the board of
directors to graduates Of the school who perform
some specially brave or mrrtorious act in the per-
formanCe Of their duties. Mrs. Hauer few weeks
ago nursed patient of hers who had develOped
smallpox while suffering from another illness She
assumed the entire burden of the household of her
patient and scarcely rested for days. Mrs Hauer
comes from Pennsylvania. and Is considered one OF
the finest nurses In the school.
New-York tribune., 1902-03-19
TRUSTEES DECLARE OFFICE rAc4yr.
TAX CoII.E,"ToR OF mDGEFIELD PARK DIsAP-
FEARED. OWING 50. 300 TO COUNTY
tpIT E,"Tpp
COLLECTOR.

Hackensack, March is (SpeciaD.-Thc Board
of Village Trustees of RidSehed Park last evening
after discussing at length the disappearance of
Thomas Howe, the tax collector, passed a rcsoIu-
tion declaring the office vacant. Howe has been
missing for nearly six weeks. He has $Si in bank
while there is s. 200 unpaid to the County Collector
His friends say that he has real estate enough to
make the alleged deficit.
New-York tribune., 1902-03-19

St Louis, March 1S-District Superintendent T. p
Cook successor of Colonel r. c. Cowry, as general
Western superintendent Of the Western Union Tele-
graph Company, probably will go Chicago next
week TO become cOnYerSant with his duties
Mr. Cooks early boyhOod days spent on "A
1arIn IN Nebraska, where his father was one Of the
earliest settlers His first telegraph service vas
with the Overland Telegraph line. which was con-
Structed from Omaha to San Francisco. He was
later Western Union manager at Lawrence. Atchi-
son, Kansas City and other points From 1855 until
1877 Mr. Cook held the office Of assistant superin-
tendent Of the second district with headquarters
at Dallas. Tex. In March, 1897. on the death Of
Superintendent l. c. Baker in ST Louis Mr. COOL,
was appointed his Successor.
New-York tribune., 1902-03-19
ESTIMATES FIRE LOSS At ssoo0.ooo.
PATTERSON coNFLAGRATIoN SAID TO HAVE COST
INSURANCE COMPANIES s375oono

Paterson. March is ,spcciaD.-Edwin Quacken-
BUSH secretary OF the Insurance club Of his city,
has made "A careful calculation or the loss sus-
tanned by the insurance companies of this country
and Europe by the fire OF February .. He SAYS
that the amount viii come within a few thousand
dollars OF $4,000 This means he says, that the
fire caused damag" to the about Sc 600 900
New-York tribune., 1902-03-19
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New-York tribune., 1902-03-19
GOVERNOR TO REVIEW {TH REGIMENT

Governor Murphy will review the 9Th Regiment
New-Jersey National Guard, at IT'S armorv i'm Jer-
eeX city next Friday night EN Governor VOORHEES,
viii also attend and present 10 Private Patrick J.
. Hare the Governors badge won bv the nriva q
at Sea Girt last fall
New-York tribune., 1902-03-19
THE SECOND VICTIM or PELHAM FIRE.
WOMAN SUFFERING FROM PNEUMONIA. CARRIED
oCT BY HUSBAND. DIES.

Mrs. Thomas Duane. who was injured in the fire
which on last Friday morning destroyed the Pei
ham Postoffice building. died yesterday from the
effects OF exposure. She had pneumonia, and.
wrapped in a blanket. was carried from the burn
ing building by he- husband, who is a motormdn
in the employ of the Union Railway Company.
Mrs Duane is the second victim of the fire. RI-
doph Yochim, ten years old burned to death
in his bed. The women residents of Pelham and
Pelham Manor have started fund for the vic
Tins which amounts 10 nearly 800
New-York tribune., 1902-03-19
A RECEPTION FOR CIVIL WAR VETERAN.

reception is being planned by a number Of
friends and associates OF Robert Brown soon after
his seventy-hfth birthday, which will be to-mor-
row Mr.. Brown is veteran of the civil War. a
past commander OF Constantine Commanderv of
the business men downtown.
New-York tribune., 1902-03-19
THEODORE P. COOK MOVED Up.
TAKES COLONEL. CIOWRY's PLACE AS WESTERN
UNIONS GENERAL WESTERN SUPER
INTENDENT.

Chicago, March 1s.-Theodore P. Cook. district
superintendent Of the Western Union Telegraph
Company. at St Louis has accepted the office Of
general superintendent of the Western division
with headquarters at Chicago. take effect on
April l. in the place Of Colonel r. c. Clowry. re-
Gently elected president and general manager. with
headquarters at New York.
New-York tribune., 1902-03-19
GfIusIous.
4 ADVERTISEMENTS and subscriptions for The Tribune
y received Ut the Uptown once.

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NO. I.242 BROADWAY.
north OF Sist-st. until . o'clock p.
viii be received the following oranea
Offices regular Office rates until o'clock viz: 4
Sth-ave e. 23d-st.. 15i 6th-ave.. cor I'm
ST: 81 East 1fth-st.; 2Ss West 4@d-st-. between
Ith and .6S West I35th-sr.s 1.33S Sd
ave betweea 17th sts.: I.O26 :Sd-axe near
t-St-: 20 S9th-st.. IOs En-t
I25th-st.; 556 Tremont-ave.: $50 Sd-ave. nesr
4lst-st.. 554 3d-ave.s 3I0 Bleeeker-st-; Sd
Bleccker-st. Brooklyn. " S.-216 torrt-st;
315 Smtth-st. I.Oo4 Gsates-Rve. Newark y. d
-T04 Broad-st. Also at all ~ .. t. oh1esA
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1902-01-31

"Some time ago my daughter caught
a severe cold. She complained Of pains
in her chest and had a had cough |
gave her ChamherlaiH's Cough Remedy
according to directions and in two
days she was well aud able To go school.
| nave used this remedy in my family
for the past seven years and have never
known il to fail" SAYS James Prend
ergast, merchant AnnaJO Bay, Jamai
ca, West India Islands. The pains 10
The chest Indicated an Approaching
attack OF pneumonia, which 10 this
instance was undoubtedly warded OFT
nv Chamherlain's Cough Remedy. Ii
It cuunteracts any tendency Of a cold
toward pneumonia. Sold by all dealers
10 medicines.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1902-01-31
January %. 1902.

A. j. Smell wanted TO attend a party,
but was afraid to do so OF account of
pains in his stomach, which he feared
would grow worse. He saws, 81 WAS
elling my troubles to a lady friend.
who said: 'Chamherlain's collie,
chulera and diarrhnca remedy will put
vOu In condition for the partY,'
bought a bottle and take pleasure in
stating that two doses cured me and
enabled me to have a good time AZ the
Marty" Mr.. Smell is a resident ol
Summer Hin. N. Y. This remedy is
for sale by all dealers in medicines.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1902-01-31
SUCH a CHANGE.

Not only in feelings but in looks, The
skin is clear, the eyes are bright, the
cheeks are plump. No o pain aud
misery, no more sick headache, no more
jaundice. What worked the changed
DR.. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery,
which cured the disease of the stomach
that prevented proper nutrition, and also
cleansed the clogged and sluggish liver.
DR.. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery
cures diseases Of the stomach and other
organs of digestion and nutrition. II
cures diseases of lungs, heart, liver, and
other organs which seem remote from
the stomach because many { these dis
eases have their in a diseased con
dition Of the stomach involving the
allied organs o. digestion and nutrition.
II sent YOU a letter about a year ago. writes
Mrs Ellis Hamilton, Of Pennington, Marion
Co. West Va. 81 stated my case as plainly as I
cOuld, and received a letter from you in a few
DAYS, telling me to use Dr. Pierce's Golden Med
teal Discovery and 'Favorte Prescription IA
bottle Of each. I used three Of each, and feel
like a new woman. Don't suffer any pain or
misery any more. BEFORE using your medicines
suffered all the time-had jaundice. caused
from food not digesting properly I would have
sick headache three and four tines in a week
Could not do thu work myscif commenced
using your medicinesa s recommended for liver
complaint, and think I am cured now. I asked
our doctor IL he couldn't cure me, and he said he
could give me medicine to help me but the
trouble might return any time. I d~octored
three years without any relief Haven't had
sick headache since I took the FIRST bottle Of
your medicine"
DR.. Pierce's Pellets cure constipation.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1902-01-31

Last Saturday the weather bureau
at Santa Fe telegraphed to the Lords
burg postmaster about the coming
weather as follows; "Severe cold to
night and Sunday, with winds shift
ing to the northeflY, Heavy snow in
mountain districts" The storm
failed to materialize 10 this section Of
the country. There was a little frosty
weather, but no heavy winds. The
weather clerk has got to get a great
rustic on to provide any really bad
weather for this section, Bad wealth
err aud the Lordsburg climate do not
mix.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1902-01-31

Too much praise cannot be given
the KNIGHTS of PythiaS for engaging
the Schnhert Symphony Club and
Lady Quartet of Chicago to appear
here on February IA. This company
is in It's tenth year Of success, anu is
acknowledged everywhere to be the
most "up-to-date" musical company
travelling. Ever, body likes music
and everybody enjoys a hearty laugh,
A delightful blending of pure fun and
Hne music is one reason why the above
company has won its way to the top
notch OF public esteem.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1902-01-31

The first OF the week the Southern
Pacific c%oniyany let to the Mel
son construction company of Ell Paso
the contract for building the new road
from El Paso TO Strauss. II is esti-
mated the new road will cost nearly a
million dollars, Including the new
bridge that will be built across the
Rio Grande. The new bridge will be
down stream from the present one,
and about forty feet higher. This
will make "A much easier grade up the
hill, permit the trains TO make better
tune, do away with the use OF helper
engines, and keep the track out of the
shifting sand, which has caused a
great deal OF trouble.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1902-01-31

Superintendent Simmons, OF the
Arizona s. New Mexico road, who has
been very sick, is improving The
doctor, however, has the shackles on
him and will not let him 90 to work,
us he wants 70.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1902-01-31
EGn'S Tailor MADE OVGTCOatS

The Oxfords ar, short cut, m,diunl
and loug-hox, half box, Chesterfield
Funston, King Edward and BrOu
-hapes-mauy are silk lined thruug
cut. All are |tastetully and suhstau
italy trimmed.
Wen back these overcoaj'
II ours against the best vOuU see II
other stores az from $50 to S40.......
IS GO aud up
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1902-01-31

Daily sleeping cars from Deming to
Denver, Kansas City and Chicago.
Leaves Deming $40 P. NJ. Arrives
Dpming 100 A. NJ. Agent Santa Fe
Route, Deming. will make reserva-
tinns.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1902-01-31
Notice.

All persons having dealings with the
undersigned are required TO render
their accounts monthly
ABERDEEN COPPER Co.
January %, 1902.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1902-01-31
MGlIS EEtTa FilG D GSS SlilS

Made by the worlds greatest cloth
lers. Alfred, Benianmin & Co., New
York Guy, Equal IT, the dnest $40 tai
lur- made to order suit-hnndreds To
chose so. SO aud up
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1902-01-31

Boys Waists and Blouses, worth up
Ia .l9c
BOYS Fine Stitf Dress Shirts. SOC
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1902-01-31
W Wednesday Jan. 80.
N5H'S MOntaHaG Beaver O~VarC0atS

Made Of the finest material ana
positively cost Sl5. We allow you To
take it home anu keep IL a week aud
If you do not think it worth SIS W,
hereby ptUnise ~ refund your money
SIS. 90
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1902-01-31

Mems finest heavy winter under
wear at your own price,
Mems Finest Flannel shirts-worth
Bl.50 .by'
The Monarch Shirt-sells the world
over for 1.25-elegant patterns. .19c
Boys Knee Pants ..............l9c
Fine Back and Tan Sox, worth
20c. ....s. nc
Fine Linen Handkerchiefs
80. $3.50. LOG
Walters Jackets, worth 81 80. ,.... 4Sc
Metcerized SILK Sox, worth S5c
for. TIC
BOYS two piece suits, sold from
50 to 50, worth double. ........ 81 90
Child's YesJee suits, sold from
$3.50 TO S., .........."...... .Sl.79
Boys listers, sold from 81 To
$40. ......S3.9o
5000 Mems Collars in all the
latest shapes. &c
Fine White Shirts, worth 81 90
..... ..... .".... .o9c
Odd Coats and Vests aud coats
aud vests at your W price.
! Remember this is the greatest sale
that has ever taken place 10 this
state. IL will pay you TO come $50
mica 10 visit this sale
DON'T MISS IP-SALE BEGINS
Wednesday January % at 8 m
In the large two story building 2l2
and 214 El Pas0 street ana lasts ten
days-nO pOstponment.
REMEMBER THE DAYl
REMEMBER THE DATE
R. c. Lightbody Co.
2i2 and pa Ell PASO STREET
Ell PASO. TEXAS.
Building is now closed and will re-
main clpsed unLQ "Wednesday Jsu. "
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1902-01-31
MEMS Sunday PaHtS,.$l 48
HOES
HATS

Choice Of hundreds OF 81 so, SO, and
$3.50 stiff hats, such ~well-known
brands as The Tiger. ,....... zee. CSC
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1902-01-31
Wednesday January % a. 9 I'm

This Is the first large tailOr-madg
sock OF Meu's UlUtning auu SuUes,
Hats aud Furnishing Guuds ever
paced on sale in HI Pasu, and a
saie 90 this magnitude will uevet
occur again; and 10 order to show
that Tremendous Bargains Will be
,u,teu We uIvutiuu a lew OF the
extraordinary sacrldces that will be
made, and bear la mlnd that there
are hundreds Of different articles
we caunct mention here. We adj
wise you TO brlug this advertise
ment with yUu, aud remember that
all goods are as priced herein.
there viii be no postpone
ment. This great sale will begin
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1902-01-31
j. M T. =
WAITE WATCHI WATT
UNTIL WEDNESDAY
JANUARY %,
AT 9 A. M.

The r. Q. Lightbudy o., El Paso's
Largest and Greatest ClUthiers,
Sacrifice Their Entire Stuck, Con.
sistIng Of $50, 76O 90 worth Of dne
Tati,t NJ dr Clo hing. Furnishing
Good and Shoes to be sold at re-
tail 20 the large 2.s Org building,
2l2 and pa FL Pasu Street. .......
a big change IN the arm Of r. G.
Lightbudy has taken place aud the
'nttre stuck IN 81 he suld at unce. ..
r. G LIGUTBODY co e cry man,
woman and child is we'll aware OF
the fact that their clothing is the
iuest q dearest u tailor made Of
any garments sold FROM this mar
ket, R'memher this gigantic stock
TO be sold at retail for less than &C.
tual Gust OF making. EVERYTHING
must be sold, and this great sale he.
gins
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1902-01-31
A Fine Suit Of Mems Clothes

All to match for S6.4S. This suit
positively worth SIS or your money
pack 10 10 ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS As
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1902-01-31
TTNDERWEAR

B~albrIgean Underwear worth from
81 up oJC
Fine Fleeced underwear, worth 81
3d.
Mems iuest heavy winter under
wear at your " price,
Imperial press and farmer., 1902-08-02
Rice GrOwino AIOnu the Colorado River

The growing of rice in the United States has rapidly increased in im- portance during the last few years. Recent articles which we have pub lished in this connection have called forth some question as to over-produc- tion of rice in Louisiana and Texas, those being the principal rice pro ducing States. This is not serious one The truth is that the rice area of the United States is wholly inade- quate to produce rice enough. To say that the narrow strip of land along the coast of the Gulf of Mexico, extend ing for only few hundred miles is capable of overwhelming, with a whole some and nutritious cereal, a market in which 80,000,000 people buy is an absurd proposition, and to say that the producers may glut the market is sheer folly. As a rule the rice grower, unlike the old-time cotton planter, is the master of his crop and may market it when and where the best price is procurable; he is not under bond to deliver it to a factory as soon as grown but may sell at his discretion and leisure; if he needs money his goods are an acceptable security, and he can pledge a part of them to meet his temporary needs; there is absolutely no good reason for rushing his prod uct upon a market over-burdened and then complaining of over-production if the price is not right.-Rice Age.
Imperial press and farmer., 1902-08-02
A Mathematical Prodigy.

This is my little brother, Willie MT. Sp0Onamore. He is going to school now and is quite a student.
 Glad to see you Willie. What do you study?'
 Arithmetic, wrt'n', spellin, and jograffy"
 Good How old are you, Willie?"
 Huh, that's 'rithmetic problem Sister was nineteen years old when wuz born. Kids ain't allowed in school till they is six years old. I've been goin' t'school two years and sister is just twenty years old now. Can you figger out how old am?"
 Not being deeply interested in mathematics Willie's sister managed to change the subject.
 Where did all those skeletons come from?"
 Asked the visitor at the medical college.
 "Can you keep a secret?" queried the medical student.
 Sure thing" replied the visitor.
 "Then I'll tell you" said the em- bryo M. D., and continued in loud whisper i've raised them. ."-Chicago News.
 Senator Grabb-"A man called on me this morning and offered me $10OO for my vote on certain measure, but I refused it."
 Political Purist-"Bravo! You ought to have the approval of your conscience"
 Senator Grab-"I have; we finally agreed on 2000."-Boston Post.
 The doubter worries; the believer hopes.
Imperial press and farmer., 1902-08-02

Doctor-"I am slightly in doubt as to whether yours is a constitutional disease or not"
 Patient-"For heavens sake, doctor have I got to go to the expense of ap- pealing to the United States Supreme Court to find out whether it is or not?"-Richmon Dispatch.
Imperial press and farmer., 1902-08-02

Old Friend-"Was your daughters marriage a success?"
 Hostess-"Oh great success. She's travelling in Europe on the alimony.' New York Weekly.
Imperial press and farmer., 1902-08-02
Reports from Imperial.

Sillicus-'Im afraid the world has very little sympathy for it's unfortu- nates."
 Nonsense! Haven't you ever noticed how people cry at we'd dings Philadelphia Record.
Imperial press and farmer., 1902-08-02

"Hi, there" called the policeman don't you see that sign?"
 "Ah!" replied the dog owner, "but this poor dog cant read. Fine day isn't it ?"-Philadelph Press.
Imperial press and farmer., 1902-08-02

The man who is always boasting that his word is as good as his bond usually experiences difficulty in in- ducing men to accept either.
Imperial press and farmer., 1902-08-02

The best room in the house is the one in which the children have the most fun.
Imperial press and farmer., 1902-08-02

Satan manages to remain in busi- ness by never trusting hls work to subordinates while away on vaca- tiOn.
Imperial press and farmer., 1902-08-02

"Civilization is only skin deep," re- marked a noted philosopher. It ap- pears, however, that it is only case of sunburn.
Imperial press and farmer., 1902-08-02

Some men give to the poor for the purpose of lending to the Lord with the expectation of securing usurious interest
Imperial press and farmer., 1902-08-02

Some men," said Uncle Eph'm, "is like fish. De don't never come to the top ontell dey die. Washington Star.