The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1902-07-31
QUERIES AND ANSWERS.
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sir:-In weeks The MIRROR, my scientific
enthusiasm awakened the letter
previous criticism "Phrenology Will you kindly
by mail who he address also if he
written published anything reference the subjects
his and published with notes
columns? Trusting that shall have the honor Of
mediate reply from you, I am very sincerely
B. A. Bergman, Phi D. M D. B. A. B.
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himself His contributions thus and
metaphysical confined two publications. The Evolu
ton Pagiaristc Parody Art and Phylo Theory
of Balaams Understudy His
scientific nomenclature perfect while his presentation of choice
genealogical bouquets rhetorical expeve but add uster
he already master Of His cogen coherent reasoning dspes
doubt eeth He
photograph recently together with short autobiography transcribed
Chaean hierogphcs key to the abacadabra by
freight this morning Consequently able to give you
abridged account of this most wonderful man.
Herbert Spencer him. decide whether the
friction of vbrative
of mule kicks His picture enlarged edition of
phoogavure observations dis
by six feet rests lightly mahogany
roop desk The profile pse the face and
The dreamy somnoency the mpe ouars
if influenced by the opnquy Holland cheese His hate
embemac of his anhopo descent from the seventh
daughter seventh brohernaw His delivery melfuen and
pump Romanesque style very striking, the
vexy of outline having untoward accident
flying deach-that he behind the bat when
style struck him The brow and
physiognomy reminds very orcby Of
compos composed from Chinese idol and the Jabberwock His
magnetic personality draws one with the OF an coks
Down among nature waded
the of unfowe ppan cabbage and
choke His erudion not only theoretical but empirical WE'LL
He present engaged in chropodal reinforced
between anuginous imprint by
propelng impetus OF twelve pound brick He fatty contrads