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Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-10-10
G.IkWOMANS
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light gray gown or a very light tan 1t
is fad Of this season to have the
gloves of the same shade. To wear
with tailor gowns or for the ordinary
street gown, heavy tan kid Is consid-
cred quite the best and smartest.
Gloves are worn larger than they
were, a fashion especially adapted to
warm weather, but also practical for
the heavier kinds.-Harpers Bazaar.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-10-10
In the Gilded Set.

She's pretty" commented the
stranger.
YES" admitted Cholly languidly.
And bright and clever"
why, of course"
with many accomplishments"
Sure"
But she doesn't seem to be popular
with the yong men,"
NO" said Cholly. you see the fact
is she'll never have enough to sup
port a husband properly"
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-10-10

and tucked. The design is a very
charming one, and is becoming to any
figure. The collarless blouse is in
deed pre-eminent this season, with a
square cut lace yoke stopping short at
the throat line. A lace collar should
be worn, finished at the top by a
narrow piping of the same material as
the blouse itself. Narrow turnover
muslin collars, with dainty stock
cravat, look we'll for wear with morn
ing blouses.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-10-10
The Gloves of 1902.

Gloves are shorter than they were,
for general wear. The ones with two
buttons, and even the one-button
length for the long sleeves, and with
the preference in favor of the wash
kind-more expensive to start, but,
as their name implies, capable of be-
ing constantly kept clean. There are,
to wear with elbow sleeves, which
still continue in favor, long glares Of
glace or Suede in all the light cUlors.
White is preferred, although with a
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-10-10

JIM do not believe that have a
true friend in the world. Jack-So you
have been trying to borrow money.
too, have you!
"Shes always dreadfully over
dressed" Yes; but l don't believe
it's quite due so much to lack OF
taste as to a lack of means. Puck.
Mr.. FussyzI don't see why you
wear those ridiculously big sleeves,
when you have nothing to fill them!
Mrs. Fussy-Do you fill your silk hat?
Jack-How are you going to the
masked ball tonight? Tom-Thought
I'd keep sober, and Jack-Thats
disguise enough; nobody will know
you.
The Bride-Kiss me again, dear.
The Groom-But, Madge, l have done
nothing but kiss you for the last three
hours! The Bride (bursting into
1Ou iONC ohoShSAs
Tonguewed (excitedly)-Go up to
my house as quick as you can, doctor.
My wife has tumbled downstairs.
Doctor-Was it much OF a fall?
Tonguewed-Much of a fall! Why,
man, she was knocked speechless.
Wife-Really, dear, must remind
you that servants are very scarce and
difficult to keep. You surely forgot
yourself when you were talking to
cook just now as If you we're talking
to me. Do be more careful, dear!
Here, l asked for pie, not o paw
ing stone," said the annoyed customer
young man." rejoined the shopkeep-
er severely, II made pies before you
were born" Right you are" replied
the fellow; this 'ere's one Of EN-"
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-10-10
A Thoughtful Maiden.

A Thoughtful Maiden.
"He said he would shoot himself If
l didn't agree to marry him."
And you agreed?"
Eyes, l was afraid if l didn't he
might try to kill himself, and If he
did try to kill himself he'd be sure to
hit some innocent bystander-he's so
awfully cross-eyed, you know"
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-10-10
Ice Cream Dessert.

Here is a recipe for something that
is nice to serve win ice cream: Beat
the white of one egg, very light, then
beat in half cup of powdered sugar,
next add one cup chopped peanuts.
Spread this on but.ored thin crackers
and put in the oven long enough to
brown slightly. This will make twelve
or fifteen.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-10-10

The Kentucky Judge who enjoine6
the McGovern-Corbett fight did so on
the ground that it was to be real
fight" From which 1t is seen that
the bench in Kentucky retains its
share of innocent credulity.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-10-10

Why doesn't somebody invent a fly
ing machine to shoot along say 100
feet above the earth, taking its power
up through trolley wire with ring
on the end running free on an over.
head wire?
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-10-10
Great Scheme,

Mr.. Mann-To-morrow is my day off,
80 I'm going over now and borrow Mr..
Pings lawn mower.
Mrs. Mann-Why, our lawn does
not need to be trimmed.
Mr.. Mann-Who said it did? I'll
lock it down cellar and my slumbers
won't be disturbed by his Internal
racket in the early morning:
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-10-10
His Hobby.

An old country sexton, in showing
eisitors round the churchyard, used to
stop at a certain tombstone and say,
This ere is the tomb of Tummas
Cooper an is eleven wolves"
One day a lady remarked, Eleven?
Dear me, that's rather lot, isn't it?"
The old man looked at her gravely
and replied, WELL mum, yer see 1t
war an 'obby of ism"
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-10-10
Pretty Blouse Of Simple Design.

During the holiday season the every
day usefulness of the blouse and
skirt costume is more than ever real.
lied, for there is a sense of we'll
being and comfort in thise style OF
dress which is not to be gainsaid. 1t
also offers such unlimited scope for
many variations Of toilette, and in
this way appeals to us more particu-
larly when our desires do not coincide
with the limitations Of dress bas1
ket. The pretty blouse sketched is
of printed muslin, trimmed with lace
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-10-10
A PROMISING Clew,

Stuper-Here's a nice letter Tor a
man to receive. The scoundrel who
wrote 1t calls me blithering idiot.
Teeple-What's his name?
Stuper-That's just what I'd like to
find out; but there's no signature.
Teeple-Don't you recognize the
writing? 1t must be somebody who
knows you.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-10-10

Being a prudent man and possess
ing some means, Mr.. Rockefeller
doubtless had his home insured. We
do not anticipate that he will raise
the price of coal oil.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-10-10
An Unreasonable Complaint.

81 really shall have to leave this ho-
TEL" said the weary man to the pro-
prietor. There is baby in the next
room to mine, and he cries all night"
- don't see why you should com.
plain" said the proprietor. His faith
err and mother have him in the same
room with them, and they haven't said
a word"
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-10-10
Tho Lucky Member Of the Family,

The Lucky Member OF the Family.
mo use O. talkin'," said Mr.. Eras-
tus Pinkley; dat brother O. mine Is q
mighty lucky man. He allus has
money"
But you must remember that he ia
much more Industrious than you are.
He isn't at all afraid of work."
Oats jes' de point. He were lucky
in bein' born Industrious"
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-10-10
A Sure Test.

Words, money. all things else. are
comparatively easy to give away. but
when a man makes gift Of his daily
life and practice, 1t is plain that the
truth. whatever 1t may be. has taken
possession Of him.-Lowell.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-10-10

Will Erect Monument to CASTELAR,.
A committee Of prominent Span
iards has been selected to raise fund
to erect a monument at Madrid to tho
late Emilio Castelar, The subscription
has already reached 100000 pesetas.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-10-10

A visitor to houston, Tex, claims
that he slept in a saloon IL minutes
and lost $3.50. This amounts to little
over $1,000 a minute for his lodging.
He must have dreamed that he was at
the Waldorf-Astoria.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-10-10

IT work harder than any other man
in the entire world" said Buffalo Bill
the other day. We have always want
ed to know just who it is that works
the hardest.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-10-10
A Little Misunderstanding.

Young Mother-What will you
charge for a photograph of our little
boy?
Photographer-Three dollars, mad
am, but it will be considerably cheap
er for a dozen.
Young Mother-A dozen! Oh, no;
we can't wait so long.-Lippincott's
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-10-10

A Missouri farmer saw in paper
an advertisement of fire escape for
50. He sent the 81 and received a
COPY of the New Testament. He in.
dignantly claims that he was swindled.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-10-10
Forethouqht.

Right here" said the surveyor,
twill be good place for your sawmill.
The county line will run exactly
through the middle of it,"
mot much" said the pioneer.
We'll have it on one side or the
other. When man gets sawed in
two don't want no two coroners' in
quests over him."
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-10-10

It appears that the Chinese were
addicted to profane swearing thou
sands of years ago. Modern civiliza-
ton, in fact can hardly claim any
vice as peculiarly its own.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-10-10

An English nobleman threatens to
kill himself and everybody else If a
Chicago girl does not marry him.
Now and then our English friends get
interested in something really worth
while.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-10-10

The Newport smart set says sour
grapes" to Henry Watterson. But the
colonel seems hardly the man to want
to butt into a monkey dinner or q
poodle party.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-10-10

Raw onions and whisky are the
prescription of Mississippi doctor
for malaria. The prescription would
seem to involve solitude as an access
sorry treatment.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-10-10

A Virginia editor has been arrested
for smoking cigarettes. Virginia in
sists upon having her cigarettes
smoked elsewhere, which is natural
but not just.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-10-10

A woman has just recovered he,
sight after being blind for seven
years. Perhaps you believe that her
first inquiry was for the latest fashion
magazine.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-10-10
Not Entirely Crippled.

"They tell me you called on old Ban.
gerly at favorable time. He has the
govt, hasn't he?"
Eyes, in both feet. But he's all
sound as far as his arms are con.
cerned. He managed to throw pa
per weight, an inkstand, and three vol.
umes of Macauley at me before I could
escape"
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-10-10
Ouqht to Be Good.

The tenor of the Little Mission band
was warbling at the city jail concert
for the benefit of the Gagged ones.
Magnificent voice, hasn't he?" said
the girl in the blue waist.
Ought to have" replied the man
at the organ; The studied in Sing
Sing"
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-10-10

Tom Sharkey announces that he has
quit the ring to please his parents.
The regularity of Toms lickings were
evidently notifying to the old folks.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-10-10

We still insist that the greatest OF
all American heroes is the taxpayer.
His is the sort of heroism that keeps
the government going.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-10-10

1t is becoming almost as dangerouk
to ride in automobiles as to be in
front of them. This may bring re-
form.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-10-10

8. Leszczynski and M. Grzegorz-
kowna have been licensed to wed. 1t
should not be very hard for the lady
in this case to get used to her new
name.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-10-10

One of Brigham Young's grandsons
is being held on charge of murder.
II was hardly to have been expected
that they would all turn out well.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-10-10

Experiments at New York recently
with the latest airship are pronounced
highly successrul-only the blamed
thing wouldn't fly.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-10-10
In the Nature of a Hint.

Mr.. Polk-My gracious! It's nearly
midnight. | suppose I'll get the repu-
tation of being very late caller.
Miss Patience-Oh, don't mind late
callers.
Mr.. Polk-No? I'm delighted To-
Miss Patience-No, it's the late leav.
ers who bore me.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-10-10

Fair Bather Gives Reggy Home
Thrust-QuaIificatio for Errand
Boy-Why Maiden Of the GiIded Set
Was Not Popular.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-10-10

The Massachusetts Red Men want
the Goldfish as their totem. What
will the aristocracy have to say
about It?
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-10-10

All that good fuel oil burning in
Texas and nothing to keep northern
people warm. Think of It!
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-10-10

Women's fall hats will be large.
Fortunately in this case size does not
affect the price.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-10-10

The American generals who were
given a vacation in Germany may
need five or six months to rest up.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-10-10
True Sympathy.

True Sympathy.
Tom-Why so melancholy, old man?
Jack-Miss Jones rejected me last
evening.
Tom-Well, brace up; there are
others.
Jack-Yes, of course; but somehow
can't help feeling sorry for the poor
girl.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-10-10

If Emperor William wishes to keep
up with the procession he will have
to be operated on.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-10-10

1t would be little queer If we had
to appeal to the oil trust for protec-
ton from the coal trust.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-10-10

Look not upon the big apple when 1t
is red. Too oft it biteth like a ball
of yarn and tasteth like sawdust.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-10-10

Mount Pelee is giving fresh proof
every day of its great desire to be
uninhabited.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-10-10
His Advantages.

But I want boy to run errands,
and I'm afraid you would not be very
fast, especially up hill"
"Mebbe not, sir, but rolls down
'em an wot l loses one way l makes
ap de udder, so l STAINS event"
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-10-10

Reggy-No; nevvaw go in the
watah. A bathing suit makes fell
lew look SO ridiculous, don't you
think?
Miss Pert-Oh, don't know; they
are not the only suits that do that.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-10-10

Even the new $3O,OOOOO0 sewing
machine trust will have its seamy
side.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-10-10

Crepe de Chine Waist.
Full, gathered, blouse Of pastel lilac
crepe de chine, trimmed with motifs
of Irish lace, of which the yoke is also
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-10-10

Another plan to protect authors is
afoot. How about the readers?
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-10-10
How They Managed II.

1.-THE Buzzards have succeeded at
asst in getting their names into the
newspapers"
How did they manage it,"
"They arranged to have their chauf-
eur arrested for fast driving"
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-10-10

A luxury, as soon as We get used
to 1t, becomes a necessity.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-10-10

JIM do not believe that | have
true friend in the world. Jack-So you
have been trying to borrow money.
too, have you?
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-10-10
Do Your Feet Ache and Burn9

Shake into your shoes, Aliens Foot
Ease, a powder for the feet. 1t makes
tight or New Shoes feel Easy. Cures
Corns, Bunions, Swollen, Hot and
Sweating Feet. At all Druggists and
Shoe Stores, csc Sample sent FREE.
Address Allen S. Olmsted, Leroy, N. Y.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-10-10
THE TESTERS CORNER

HUMoR OF THE DAY SERVED IN
ATTRACTIVE FORM.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-10-10

"Shes always dreadfully over
dressed" Yes; but | don't believe
it's quite due so much to a lack OF
taste as to a lack of means. Puck.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-10-10

The man of letters should know
enough to mind his P's and Qs.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-10-10

Mr.. Fussy-I don't see why YOU
wear those ridiculously big sleeves
when you have nothing to fill them
Mrs. Fussy-Do you fill your silk hat
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-10-10

KANSAS AGITATOR
GARRETT KANSAS
A luxury, as soon as We get used
to 1t, becomes a necessity.
Another plan to protect authors 10
afoot. How about the readers?
Even the new $30000,000 sewing
machine trust will have its seamy
side.
Mount Pelee is giving fresh proof
every day of its great desire to be
uninhabited.
WOulCu ldll udIS Will uC dh6S.
Fortunately in this case size does not
affect the price.
If Emperor William wishes to keep
up with the procession he will have
to be operated on.
1t would be little queer If we had
to appeal to the oil trust for protec-
ton from the coal trust.
All that good fuel oil burning In
Texas and nothing to keep northern
people warm. Think of 1t!
Look not upon the big apple when 1t
is red. Too oft it biteth like ball
of yarn and tasteth like sawdust.
The American generals who were
given a vacation in Germany may
need five or six months to rest up.
It Is becoming almost as dangerouk
to ride in automobiles as to be in
front of them. This may bring re-
form.
The Massachusetts, Red Men want
the Goldfish as their totem. What
will the aristocracy have to say
about it?
Experiments at New York recently
with the latest airship are pronounced
highly successrul-only the blamed
thing wouldn't fly.
We still insist that the greatest OF
all American heroes is the taxpayer.
His is the sort of heroism that keeps
the government going.
8. Leszczynski and M. Grzegorz-
kowna have been licensed to wed. 1t
should not be very hard for the lady
in this case to get used to her new
name.
A woman has just recovered hen
sight after being blind for seven
years. Perhaps you believe that her
first inquiry was for the latest fashion
magazine.
IT work harder than any other man
in the entire world" said Buffalo Bill
the other day. We have always want
ed to know just who it Is that works
the hardest.
A Virginia editor has been arrested
for smoking cigarettes. Virginia in
sists upon having her cigarettes
smoked elsewhere, which is natural
y but not just.
The Newport smart set says sour
grapes" to Henry Watterson. But the
colonel seems hardly the man to want
to butt into a monkey dinner or q
poodle party.
Raw onions and whisky are the
prescription of Mississippi doctor
for malaria. The prescription would
seem to involve solitude as an access
sorry treatment.
Being a prudent man and possess
ing some means, Mr.. Rockefeller
doubtless had his home insured We
do not anticipate that he will raise
the price Of coal oil.
It appears that the Chinese were
addicted to profane swearing thou
sands of years ago. Modern civiliza-
ton, in fact, can hardly claim any
vice as peculiarly its own.
An English nobleman threatens to
kill himself and everybody else II a
Chicapo girl does not marry him.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1902-06-24

and Taunton cars. all OF which came
loaded.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1902-06-24

TWO BIG SUITS.
One Against Street Railway, the
Other Against Doctor.

The Union Railroad company is defend
ant I'm suit to recover Sis. 600 brought BY
Rudolph Myers. The latter was operattSe
his motor cycle on Messer street on AunS
12 when a car came along at a reckless
rate OF speed, he alleges, and ran him
down.
Mr. Myers was crossing Chaplin avenue
when the accident occurred. He claims
that he looked before he started TO cross
the avenue named but that the electric
was so badly operated he had. In order to
save himself from a very serious prospect
of falling under the car. to jump from
his cycle. When he jumped hestr uck
the curbing and broke his knee cap. He
also sustained other injuries.
W. Il. Tanner Is counsel for Mr.. Myers.
Mary Hamilton has brought suit agaiAst
DR.. Joseph r. Hawkins 10 recover $4,000
for alleged unskilful treatment. She
claims that on October. 1899. she dislo-
Gated and fractured certain bones OF her
leg, that she engaged the doctor to treat
the dislocation. but that ne so unskil-
fully done the work that she has not to
this day the full use Of the leg. She
also asserts that the leg Is deformed a.
the result of a failure TO properly set the
bones and reduce the fracture.
Frank III. Wildes is attorney for the
plnintin
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1902-06-24

surgeon in ordinary TO King Edward, fa-
nous for the discovery OF anticeptic
treatment in surgery.
Thomas Smith Is Sir Thomas Smith,
vice president of the royal college of
surgeons.
Laking Is Sir Francis Henry Laklng.
physician In ordinary and surgeon apoth-
ecary to the king.
Thomas Barlow is Sir Thomas Barlow,
physician to the kings household and
professor of clinical medicine and physi-
clan 70 the University college hospital
on the stock exchange the effect of the
startling news was immediate. Prices
weakened, led by consols. with fall OF
half n point.
His majesty, under ordinary conditions.
was not looked upon as n good subject
for operations and though the king
passed successfully through the ordeal IL
Is believed that four or Ave weeks must
elapse before he will be able 10 undergo
the arduous labors OF the coronation cere-
monies.
Therefore, no date can yet be indicated
for carrying out the coronation.
OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT
of1cial announcements OF the king
serious illness were made TO public bodie
as speedily as possible. Word was sent
to the House OF Commons and the acting
Ioru chamberlain, Lord Churchill, per-
sonally delivered 20 the Mansion House
the residence OF the lord mayor, a mes
sage regarding his majesty's illness and
at this mornings rehearsal OF the coro-
nation ceremony I'm Westminster Abbey
the bishop OF London. Right Rev Arthur
L. ingram. at the request OF Lord Esher.
the deputy governor OF Windsor castle,
made statement as follows:
II have 10 make a very sad announce
mont. The king Is suffering from an Ill
ness which makes an operation necoe-
sary today. The coronation, tn refore. is
postponed"
The bishop requested the congregat on
10 Join In the litany out or the corona
uOn service and pray for the recovery
OF the king
During the afternoon the carl marshal.
Duke OF Norfolk. Issued the following
notice.
The earl marshal has received the
kings commands to express his majesty =
deep sorrow that owing to his serious ILL
ness the coronation ceremony must be
postponed The celebrations In Londo,
Will In consequence be likewise postponc0.
but 10 r. the kings earnest hope that the
celebrations In the country shall hold as
already arranged"
The king also expressed to the lord
mayor his desire that his majestys din
ner 10 the poor OF London be not post
poned.
Continued on page Two.)