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Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1902-09-11

Please give me the key" said jim
SOIL, at the top of the fifth flight. "Of
course Katie is out
Jimmie, | gave you the key this
morning, and told you particularly not
TO lose it,"
Yes said Unison, and called me
back when was half way down stairs
aud took it back. Where is it?"
"on the bureau, of course" said
Mrs. Unison, cheerily. Isn't it nice
that l remember where it is. l can
just see where put it."
IF you had an X-ray arm to put
through an X-ray door, as well as X
ray eyes," said Unison, with gloom,
sit might be better. Can your Roent-
gel mind suggest any method of get
ting into our peaceful homer"
Il have it," cried Mrs. Unison,
clapping her hands. you know the
Smalls have just gone out of the op-
posite apartment! Well, you go
through there and out on their fire
escape to ours, and then open the
kitchen window
Yes" said Unison, that's nice,
Katie always locks and bars the win
dow when l have no key, and leaves
it wide open when l have mine and
yours and hers, and two or three
spare ones. oh, yes, that's a fine
scheme"
Nov, don't get sarcastic. All
you've got to do is to take my diamond
ring and cut out square in the glass
to put your hand through and then I'M
lock the catch"
Your what ring?" retorted Unison.
do you think that glass can be cut
with glass such as"
IT'S the engagement ring you gave
me-" said Mrs. Unison, mildly.
That's it, replied Unison, Inter
rrpting again. If you had let me
finish | was going to say that 7
wouldn't spoil fine diamond by try
ing to cut common or garden glass
with it. You annoy me terribly some
times, Mrs. Jimson."
Mrs. Unison remained discreetly
silent for few moments while jim
son glowered at the door.
"You might break the glass, you
know" she finally limited.
Unison departed grimly, and soon
the sound of smashing glass echoed by
all the cats in the neighborhood was
heard He turned the catch, opened
the window and walked down the hall
w.ping with dishcloth the blood off
his hand, which he had cut, aud found
his wife cheerfully lighting the gas.
Il beat you. I beat you!" she ex-
claimed gleefully.
How did you get in?" demanded
Unison hoarsely.
why, just after you left to break in
the window l remembered | had told
Katie to leave the door unattached for
just such an emergency and | thought
it would be such fun to surprise you.
beat you in! l beat you in!"
Unison went to bed-New York
Mail and Express.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1902-09-11
Unable to Rise.

Morenci. Mich, Sept. Sth.-AIr. J. S.
Whitehead, of this place. has given the
following letter for publication:
Unsolicited. | wish to recommend
Dodd's Kidney Pills and to return
thanks for the great benefit | have de-
rived from few boxes of this SPLEEN
did remedy.
II had kidney trouble very bad in
fact. | suffered so much that for days
at a time | could not get out of the
chair where had been sitting without
assistance.
Il cannot describe the pains | suf-
fered for they We're something fearful.
About seven or eight months ago |
began using Dodd's Kidney Pills and
very soon found that they were help
ing me.
II can truthfully say that they have
done me more good than all the other
medicines | have ever taken.
II have been greatly benefited by
them and it is my desire to let others
know so that if anyone is suffering as
suffered they may know where a cure
may be found"
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1902-09-11
information, as a whole, amounted to

information, as a whole, amounted tc
this:
she was passenger on the GAS ex
press from New York to this city
She occupied. as was becoming in q
pretty woman, a chair in the parlol
car T1bert. Her tiny feet rested on
dress-suit case. When the conductor
took up her ticket she was humming a
tune. She archly asked the conductor
1t she was disturbing anyone. The
latter was sure that she was not. So
she continued to hum the gay tune
that comported well with her dress
and appearance.
At Princeton Junction the gallant
conductor met the fair passenger com.
ing from compartment of the car
The aroma of Turkish cigarettes as.
sailed the trainman's nose, but be
ing both gallant and discreet, he
merely shifted genteelly and said moth.
ing.
When Holmesburg Junction was
reached the picture hat was awry
strands of hair streamed across the
pretty face, now decidedly flushed
and the fair passengers eyes dropped
She confessed to the conductor that
she was sick. The latter was very
much concerned. His interest did not
even abate when she confided that her
ailment was cramps"
Even her request for whiskey did
not wholly dispel the charm. 1t was
brought. She drank some and
smiled; drank again and sighed; took
another, began to cry and said she
she would die in Philadelphia
the home of her childhood. The con.
ductor chafed the dear things hands
and sought to comfort her. A young
doctor was found on the train, who at
first said morphia, but later, on ex-
aiming her eyes, concluded that they
were too bright to justify the theory.
The young M. D. decided, perhaps,
after further diagnosing not to pass a
harsh judgment on the pretty passen-
ger, who certainly was in sore straits
when the train rumbled into the Broad
Street Depot. DR.. Towne, of the
company's relief department, was
called to attend the young woman,
who was to all appearances uncon-
scious. DR.. Towne after a hasty ex-
animation merely smiled and ordered
that she be taken to the Pennsyl-
vania Hospital. At that institution
DR.. Towne's pronouncement that the
fair passenger was "just drunk" was
speedily confirmed.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1902-09-11
THE DEAR GIRL WAS WEARY.
Her indisposition Created Stir in
Broad Street Station.

Broad Street Station.
A really pretty brunette with a
wealth of dark hair, sparkling eyes.
saucily upturned nose and nicely.
even stylishly, dressed, caused some
excitement and aroused apprehensions
at the Broad Street Station, in Phila-
delphia.
The woman. so it was reported, had
swallowed poison, and more than one
tender-hearted woman cried from
sheer pity as the pretty brunette's
willowy form was carried to a cab by
train hands, to be taken to the Penn
sylvania hospital
Men as well as women craned their
necks, and as their glances drank in
the details, from the disheveled hair to
the slender ankles showing above
glistening buckled shoes, they too
were affected.
Everybody naturally was anxious to
know when and why the dear girl had
swallowed the poison. The women
were certain that some wretch of a
man had broken her heart and the
male onlookers, while not so certain
on that point, agreed that it was a
shame that so pretty woman was be-
ing borne to hospital to die.
Little by little the history of the
case was gathered by the crowd at
the big station. It came in small
bits, but was eagerly swallowed The
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1902-09-11
NUGGETS FROM GEORGIA

Riches not only takes wings. but
everything else it kin git its hans
on.
De poor you has always wild you;
kaze we'en de poor sets down ter a
good dinner he feels too comfortable
ter quit.
Eff poverty is a blessin', riches
mus sho' be a whole camp-mee> N,
wild halleluia come down.
We 'bleege ter take de WORT ez We
fin it; but de trouble is, some er us
want ter take too much at one time.
Some folks tries so hard ter be
happy dat we'en happiness comes
deys all worn out en- too weak ter
enjoy it.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1902-09-11
President German Relief Association,
Los Angeles Cal
MRS E SAIIER

Los Angeles, Cal.
a day at time how L would feel the
next day. Five bottles of Lydia E.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound
changed all that, my days became days
of health, and have enjoyed every day
since-now six years.
"We have used considerable of your
Vegetable Compound in our charitable
work, as we find that to restore poor
mother to health SO she can support her
self and those dependent upon her, if
such there be, is truer charity than to
give other aid. You have my hearty
endorsement, for you have proven
yourself true friend to suffering wo-
men. "-MRs. E. SAILER, 1868 Hill ST.,
Los Angeles, Cal.-s5ooo forfeit if aboue tes-
timoniai is not genuine.
No other person can give such
helpful advice to women who
are sick as can Mrs. Pinkham,
for no other has had such great
experience-hera address is Lynn,
Mass, and her advice free-if
you are sick write her-yOu are
foolish if you don't.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1902-09-11
UNISON GETS IN.

Young Unison and his wife went out
t. the country the other u;day, tell
ing the domestic that they would
SPEND the night at Jimson's brothers.
Arriving there, they found that jim
sons brothers family-in-law had
descended upon him from all parts and
liz legions, so that there was not even
a mantelpiece to sleep on; so after
dinner they came home.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1902-09-11
II.
III
Might Have Been Sure of it.

Somehow" said the girl in blue,
81 can't help wishing l had accepted
him."
why, dear?" asked the girl III
gray.
why, he swore that he'd never be
happy again. and I'm afraid he is
'tAh, yes" commented the girl in
gray redectively. GAS matters are
now you can't be sure that he isn't,
but If yout married him you could
make sure of it,
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1902-09-11
He Misunderstood

When the fat man missed his foot
ing and came down hard on the rail
the conductor jumped from the car.
"Tll have to take your name and
address sir" he said
Good heavens" exclaimed the
fat man, edo you think l hurt youl
right of way?"
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1902-09-11
LOOK UP

There are bridges to cross and the
way is long,
But purpose in life will make you
strong;
Keep e'er on your lips a cheerful
song;
Look up, my friend, look up!
Sarah K. Bolton.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1902-09-11

A woman charged at Buffalo with
murder has become insane, and it is
said that she is victim of the third
degree" practiced on her by the po-
lice the day after the alleged crime.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1902-09-11

tleS OF your
medicines Pc
runa and Man
alin. ] have
b e e n afflicted
more or less for
a quarter of a
century W / t h
catarrh of the
stomach a n d
constipation. A
residence in
w a S h i ngton
h a $ increased
these troubles.
A few bottles
of your medi-
cine have given
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1902-09-11

wiIlie-Pa, magazine" is Just u
place filled with powder and guns
and things, amt it?
Pa-No, my son. it's usually filled
with advertisements of powder and
guns and things.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1902-09-11
CHANGE OF LIFE.
Some Sensible Advice to WO.
men by Mrs. e. Sailer.

"DEAR Mrs. PINKHAM:-W I
passed through what is known as
change of life,' had two years suf-
fering, - sudden heat, and as quick
chills would pass over me my appetite
was variable and never could tell for
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1902-09-11

CAPTAIN o. BERT0LETrO.
Captain O. Bertoletto of the Italian
Barque "Lineelles," in recent letter
from the chief office of the Italian
Barque Iincelles, Pensacola. Fla. writes:
al have suffered for several years
with chronic catarrh of the stomach.
The doctors prescribed for me without
my receiving the least benefit. Through
one of your pamphlets began the use
of Per'na, and two bottles have en-
Hrely cured me. recommend Perun
TO all my friends. 20. BerfoIeffo.
In eatarrh of the stomach, as well rs
catarrh of any part of the body, Peru
is the remedy. As has been often said
If Peruna will cure catarrh of one part,
il viii cure catarrh of any other part of
the body.
Catarrh is catarrh wherever located,
and the remedy that will cure it any
where will cure it everywhere.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1902-09-11
An Extremity of Pride.

els he proud of his position?"
ooh, no; he thinks his position
should be proud Of him"
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1902-09-11

the exceptional measures against Ar
menians.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1902-09-11

We use Piso's Cure for Consumption in
preference to any other cough medicine -
Mrs. S E. Borden, 442 p street Washing
ton, ID. C., May %, 1901.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1902-09-11

The British trades union congress,
meeting in London, voted that the
south African war was unjust
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1902-09-11

Mrs. WinsiOw's SooTHING SYRUP for children
teething sofJens the gums, reduces inflammation
slIays pain, cures wind collie % cents a bottle
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1902-09-11

The loss of life in the Cape Colony
storm is now estimated af 20.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1902-09-11

Several military measures suppress.
ed the rioting at the Austrian village
of Agram.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1902-09-11
LET US BE CAREFUL.

Let us believe
That there is hope for all the hearts
that grieve--
II.
That somewhere Night
Drifts to a Morning beautiful with
light!
III.
And that the Past,
Unites us to Gods future, splendid
yasti
Frank L. Stanton.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1902-09-11

Write for circulars to Spencerian
Business College, Milwaukee, Wis.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1902-09-11
Trite and True.

"a man of the artistic temperament
sees many visions"
Eyes, and few dollars"
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1902-09-11
AN ITALIAN CAPTAIN
Cured by Pe-ru-na of Catarrh of the
Stomach After Doctors Failed.
The following letter from Congress-
man Botkin speaks for itself:
HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES,, J
WA, HINGToN, DC,

Dr. s. h. Hartman, Columbus. O.:
My Dear Doctor-lt gives me pleasure
to certify to the excellent curative quail
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1902-09-11

Halls Catarrh Cure
Is constitutional cure. Price Is cents.
The evening times. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1895-1902, 1902-04-12

Thinks the wife, TO have the wedding ring
slip from the finger. Something IS going
to happen
Something is HAPPENING. That ring
could hardly be pulled from the finger
when II was put there a few years ago
Now Il slips of by its own weight How
thin the fingers have grown And the
fingers don't grow thin alone. How thin
the face IS and how thin the once plump
form Almost uncousciousIy the wife
has been fading and wasting away The
strength given to children has never been
Tegained- Drains which should have been
stopped have been neglected.
That is a common experience with
women, unless some friend has shared
with them the secret Of the Strengthening
and healing power Of Dr. Pierce's FavoTite
Prescription. It regulates the periods.
dTIes the drains which undermine the
strength heals Inflammation and ulcera-
ton, and cures female weakness. II makes
the baby's advent practically painless and
gives vigoT and vitality to nursing mothers.
Words cannot tell how grateful / am for
your kind advice and good medicines" writes
Mrs. John Cooke. OF Hastings, NoTthumbeTls
Co, Ontario II have been IN Door health for
could not do my work went to the doctor and
he sid ! had liberation and falling Of the
internal organs. but thought I would Try your
FavoTIte Prescription I took FIVE bottles and
three OF the Golden Medical Discovery and
Wal Of Dr. Pierce's Pellets, and can safely
s@y that never felt better II my life
4 Ladies IaxaIive-Dr Pierce's Pleas
ant Pellets. One single, small pellet IS
Laxative dose.
The evening times. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1895-1902, 1902-04-12
HORSE AND RIDER HURT.

An Automobile Causes an Animal to Leap
Over an Embankment.
Automobile racing on the Conduit Road
is taking the place Of fast driving Yes
jerday a citizen OF Georgetown out on the
road exercising a young colt narrowly
escaped serious injury and the loss OF his
colt through the high speed of machine
and the fright caused The animal
The Georgetown man sisnaled for the
slowing up of the machine when he saw
the effect it was having upon his horse.
but those in charge OF the horseless ma
chine ignored the signal. it is said The
horse became uncomfortable and dashed
down an embankment. severely injuring
both himself and rider
The evening times. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1895-1902, 1902-04-12
OIL PROMOTER DIES.

P a Hull, of Chicago, Passes Away in
Beaumont.
BEAUMONT. Texas. Apri! 12.-PerTy y
Hull. of Chicago. died here at l2:45 o'cIocI,
this morning
He had been i'll with pneumonia for the
last two weeks.
He came here to promote large inter
ests IN oil lands which his firm, the
Chicago Beaumont Oil Company. owned.
and while inspecting the property con.
tracted cold which led to the fatal IL
ness
Sir. HulIs wife and daughters were with
him at the time of his death, having come
here from Chicago servaI days ago
The remains viii be taken to Chicago
today for inJerment.
The evening times. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1895-1902, 1902-04-12
SOMEWHAT IRREGULAR,
UNDERGONE STRONG
Market Scored Several Note
worthy Advances.
/. & N. IS STILL A PUZZLE
No Other Novel Features of a. Financial
Character Were Decentralization
Firm or the Belief That Current Over
lures for Peace viii End Successfully

NEW YORK. April 12.-There was no
definite solution of the problem regarding
the status Of Louisville and Nashville af-
fairs contained in this mornings news,
and no other features of novelty Of
financial character were presented for
consideration therein.
The weekly reports of the mercantile
agencies and the returns OF the technical
trade and financial journals made highly
satisfactory showinss.
The London stock market continued
very firm on the persistence OF the belief
there that the cuTreD. overtures for
peace il South Africa would be success
fully concluded
In the local dealings the uncertainty re
garding Louisville and Nashville affairs,
together with that respecting today's
weekly showing by the banks served TO
confuse sentiment somewhat
While the stock market was somewhat
irregular, very strong undertOne pre-
vailed. however. and in a number of in
stances noteworthy advances were scored
The fluctuations in Louisville and Nash
vile were again wide, but on the whole
the dealings in the stock disclosed nc evi-
denees Of return to the market Of the
large amounts recently acquired.
other strong features Of the railway list
were the Colorado Southern shares,
Atehison, Union Pacific. and Southern Pa
eife. st, Paul opened materially above
last nights final figures, but subsequently
became reactionaTy.
Weak and active features Of the deal
ings were Amalgamated Copper and Met
ropoIitan Street Railway, but nothing that
was novel could be adduced in connection
with the tendency OF either stock.
Among the railway specialties, a very
sharp advance was noted IN Chicago and
Eastern Illinois and there were unusu-
ally active dealings in the 500" stocks,
Detroit Southern, Mexican Central, and
Wisconsin Central. Canadian Pacific was
decidedly strong
IN the miscellaneous and indUstTi al
grade there we're further material ad-
vanees IN American Cotton Oil and Viz
ginia-Carolina Chemical, while the United
States Steel issues were better supported
than they have been Tor a number of
days
TIE figures o. the bank statement came
closer in line with the general ezpecta-
lions than has been the case for several
weeks past
Total sales stocks today, 445. 400 shares
bonds So 902. 600
The evening times. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1895-1902, 1902-04-12
AUCTION SALES.
JA.rEs W. RADCLIFFE, Auetioneer.

Default having occurred in the payment Of
the Indebtedness secured by 4 certain deed Of
trust recorded among the Land Records Of the
District OF Columbia in Ldber 2563, at folio
459, the undersigned trustees IN said deed OF
trust viii sell, at public auction, at the rooms
q the Real Estate Exchange No. 1914 Street
northwest on MONDAY. THE SEVENTH DAY
or APRIL A D. 1902. AT FOUR O'CLOCK P
NJ the following described lind and premises.
lying and being IN the County Of Washington,
District of Columbia:
An undivided one-fourth interest il and to
lots and z block ?; lots ). 10, Il, %, block
:; lot II. block 9, lots : and 9. block - lots
2. : and 10. N block Il; lots 10, 10. 20 and 2.
in block -; lot I, in block Is: LOT 5 in block
i. and lot 3 IN block Is IN J. Il c Wilson
et al, trustees, subdivision, known GAR
FIELD HEIGHTS as per plat recorded IN
Book County No 10. page :, one OF the Records
OF the Surveyors Office 0. the District OF CO.
luuIbIa-
Also an undivided one-fourth interest in an
Undivided one-tenth interest IN lot ! block l;
lots i and 10 block ?. and lot q. IN block Z.
Also being IN the aforesaid subdivision Of Gar
field Heights. and in lot p IN subdivision OF
uIIsslonCTs in Equity CaUss 10. LESS, as per
plat recorded in Book Levy Court No 2, page
%, another Of The records of the aforesaid sur
VeyoT'S Office
TERMS OF SALE. All cash. deposit of one
hundred dollars viii be required at the time OF
sale and the purchaser must comply with the
terms Of sale within ten days Of th> day Of sale;
otherwise the property VIII be Tesold at the risk
and cost Of the defaultIUg purchaser Convey
ancing, recording, revenue stamps, etc, at pur-
ChaseT's cost.
JACKSON II. RALSTON
FREDK L STDDONS,
e2,5,T Trustees Bond Building.
The above sale Is postponed until MONDAY.
THE 2IST DAY OF APRIL. A. D. 1902, at the
same hour and place
JACKSON Fl. RALST0N
FREpK- L SIDDOES.
Trustees, Bond Building.
apps z. I6(21a. only
The evening times. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1895-1902, 1902-04-12
LEGAL NOTICE.
FRED c. CoLDREN. solicitor.

FRED c. COLDREN, Solicitor
Filed February 4, 1902, J. r. Young. Clerk.
IN THE SUPREME COURT OF THE DISTRICT
OF CObUMBIA.-CTfARLOTTE MILLER,
Complainant. JOHN MILLER ct al, De
fendants--EqUity No. q, 0S7- Docket q.
The object OF this sat IS to sell, under
decree Of this court lots number seventeen 90,
Der thousand and seventy-hve {i,075), IN the
City Of Washington, in the District Of Columbia,
and after paving from the proceeds thereof the
Liens and claims standing against said property
to invest the balance for the benefit Of the
complainant during her life, the same TO be dis
tributed at her death IN accordance with the
provisions OF the last viii and testament Of
Christian Miller
II now appearing that a summons for the de-
PENDANT Frank Miller, manned as Franz Miller
IN the last VIII and testament OF Christian
Miller has been issued and returned Not to
be found and the n0n-residence OF said de-
fendant and his absence for at least six months
having been proved By affidavit it Is or motion
airy. A D. 1907 ordered that She defendant
Frank Miller (name. as Franz Miller in the last
viii and testament OF Christian Miller esuse
his appearance to be entered herein on or be
fore the foTtieth day, exclusive Of Sundays and
legal holidays, occurring after the 6ar Of the
first publication Of this order otherwise the
cause VIII be proceeded with as in case Of de-
fault; and that this order De published al least
once IN each week for three successive weeks
in the Washington LzE Reporter and The
Washington Times.
(Se2D A B. HAGNER
4 true copy-Test; Associate Justice
J. r YOUNG Clerk
BY r. J. MEICS. Assistant Clerk
rnI2-le-2G
The evening times. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1895-1902, 1902-04-12
MINNEAPOLIS Flour Mills Close

@INNEAPoLIS. MINI. April I2-on
account OF having TO pay d premium OF
from l 10 IL cents over Nay wheat. to-
gether with decline in the demand for
-four and high freight rates, about 50 per
cent Of the Minneapolis -four mills viii
close down for an indefinite Ieagth of tinas
tonight