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Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1902-10-30
S9mefs.

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na9 ben Ser. Staaten betrus i'm Sep
TENDER 8.596.323 5ranes, sesen
7,O54,844 Sranes i'm September 1901.
Sotai Sanuar Bis September: IT,
593.852 5rancs. gesen 59.18O,825
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Spite Der Observation-Disclosures
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b~eerfrdn5e fir &eseli6ieber 1T bic
neuefte grrungeni9aft auf benz @ebiete
bes fdnei5erif4en Set unb @ereins<
lebens. ginem finbisen Stmment6az
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perbanfen.
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@eriammlung bon f9tpeiaerif9en Miez
tberpereinen bef9lob bic 9riinbung
zines aGsemeinen S9peiaerif9en Miez
tberDerbanbes CUR Wabrung Der sSnz
terefen Der Miet6er.
2usern. SIM Monat September
finb in ben 2u5erner 9aftbDfen unb
peniionen 23,780 5rembe abgeftiesen,
babon 1907 Seutf9e, 4O3O Gnsldnber,
2918 5ran5ofen unb 1884 Mmerifaner.
Seit 1. Mai betrug bic Srequena 49,
270 perionen.
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bic anipefenben 6eilsfhneftern NIT
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1902-10-30
g6ina, @lasmaaren 9ausamsfattungs. Department.

Gbina, 1lasuaarsn 9ausausfattunss' 9sparteuent.
gir laben Gud Elm, uniern ueusn gorratb gu bei9tisen,
uub faqs es eunen @rtitel sibt, Der gu9 3uiast, last ibn bis
@ebnadten sur Seite iteuen. Dieien 9efaaen tbun mir
Gnd serne.
0erbftporratb an sautpen iett u~oufdnbis. sl.3
Ntdel plattirte Sbeefefel.
go. 8 reguldrer Yreis 81. 29, 0afaufspreis ......... 80
go. 8 ~re9uIdrer Hreis 81 SO, gerfaufspreis. .........9 90
Sdmere 3iunerne Giidpfanue, 10 Quart 9rOBe re9uld=
rr Hreis 29e, 8erfaufspreis..
II Stide quite Dai4fefe fur.
Nai4flamm,rn per OuSenb..
S1were @aier9ldier 2
CLOTHES Stats ~resuIdrer preis 69c, gertaufspreis. .48
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1902-10-30

Sebub=G mpsrium.
IA Dtauuer patentirte Calls Balls nit
Der Sanb gendbt mertb 50. SO au. S3 so
"a Ndnner Dor Galf Balls nit ber/
HMA Saub sendbt NIT 6alblebsr aus
EWA 9efittert, mertb 81 so su go. 800
WGnner gor @alf 8als nit idue=
rem Spblen. $50
HtGnner Satin Gali Balls pon 81
~ bis 50 25 NIT idwereu uub le6=
ten Soblen.
Sonsola Glib Sdniri9ube fir 0a=
men NIT erpeiterteu Soblen, elm
frtfte bodsraoiger Sdub..... ESQ
@ict 8tb fir Oamen, S1niiridube
NIT ermelterten Soblen mertb
SO so Observation-Disclosures. 2.S5
9eume Cali Sdniri9ube fir Oa=
men nit boben Sbuitt ~firoerbt
II. gSintersebruud nit Der Sanb
9enabt 3u....... ........... $50
&X1# Sd1ufd1ube. 0ir 9eben 10c Saarz
<tsfEE Discount an aaen Sduben fir Ruaben
UtGbden unb Riuber. 8auft Guren Sin
bern elm sutes gaar S9ube unb ipar
Gelb.
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1902-10-30
Seppibe, SDrbdnae unb &mas.

SO 3oa Semp Seppi6 9efS
SO 3on @ranite Seppi6e 18
@rtra upper i6peres Cotton.
Cotton Chain neue Wufter. 20
8 Stlde gang wolener ertra iuper Snarain Seppih. IA
10 Stiide feline gan; poqeue Seppi6e meue 6auptmu=
............. .....00
soweI ertra upper 9ani woGeue Susrain Eeppide in al
ben neuen Sauptfarben unb Wutern. .........68
Is Stlde Smitb's Teluet Seppide al neue Muter D..
beiem Serbft. ia
9xl2 Sobp grIiel &uss. ........ .......S SIC. 90
9xl2 gang pouene Smprua Guas. $50
9xl2 Sdronp armtnfer. 2f 80
9x12 6opal @iltou gelpet Rues. $3.50
Smprna Gn9s tleine SbIre, pom. -. Acts atftpdrfS
Buckingham, 8rdiiels Sect, arabiun Gardiner
unb @aare BEL Der garb.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1902-04-05

ma ave.
OFFICE ROOMS.
1872 +S6 La ave. heated
rms. IS, $40. $50, SO
FLATS.
1871 10th. Or. b. ID A. go. 90
1897 Pa av.5r.b. heat Rs. so
stES list, 4r.b.mi 30. 90
$50 10th, Ar, b, mi. 1880
FURNISHED.
ll35 i, l5r. stm ht.Sl75.O 90
1915 10th, lar. %. 5000
STORES.
1919 14tt, 1r.cel, ~ $3.50
1889 Sd. i'ge rm.35. 90
$50 Gath. 2r&sto. w,g.1S.OO
STABLES.
1912 g. p. ch,l.w.g.SI5.0O
1311 Z, b, Ar. ". 3s, wr.I2.59
ll42 18th. IS. wr.l.w.I2.5v
Il6 10th, b. Is. wr, l,w.lO.O6
30 9Th. ~. wr. W. .l0.OU
1921 l., Or, w.....7.OO
21l2 II. 2s, VT. 500
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1902-04-05
FOR RENT-BY wESCOTT g. WuCOy-

FUR RE\T-BY WESCO-
1907 Per
1902 XtaS-I2r .3b. FL $50. SO
13. II. Tor. n. eel. mi. ~. GO
~ 18th. lOr. b.cLmi 1880
1882 I. 1ir. b. eel. mi 4u.;lU
2lis +. 9r.b,eel. mi -3I. 80
l3il 18th. Ir.b,ci. mi b. -
3li-23l3 Pa av, Or.
b. eel. mi. $3.50
5l0i y. Tor. b. MI. $3.50
213f h. sr,b. eel. mi NJ. 80
oil I'D. Sr. b. eel. mi 80. SO
1902 10Th. Or. b. cI. mi 81. so
2'So4 V. or. b.cel. mi. $3.50
20el l.. Or. b. mi. Is. 20
JAG 3Uth- Or. b.mI. 81. 50
li2o f. Or. b. mi ....2. 50
oil sd. Ir. b. mi. .2D.5O
2O3 l.. Sr. w-...-.I6.0 90
2JJT h. 5r. w-.-I5.5e
yE3 y III av. Gr.w.-15.3o
S2i Path. Or, VIII 30
lO64-68 Both. 5r. eel. wI3.5O
1723 E. 5r, w......I3.5o
AMIR
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1902-04-05

HAVE THE SOLE AGENCY for the sale Of
the most desirable lots in this newest and best
section OF the city. Located In 1st, North Capt.
toi, 7, U and sts.. H. /. and Lincoln ayes
Prices from $500 upward. beautiful tier Of
lots In U ST., facing SOUTH at a very low figure.
social INDUCEMENTS TO BUILDERS. PAR
TiCULARS APPLY TO as3 30 ;.
JOSEPH l. WELLER,
Hauest Dealing In Realty e1+..ss
II Tel E. 1853. No. coz + st. NV,
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1902-04-05
Dods, CATS, ETC.

FOURTEENTH STREET HOSPITAL FOR DOCS.
Surgical and medical treatment for dogs and
cats. Open all hours Free ambulance. Animals
boarded. Dog cemetery. For Information phone
Main 171-2 HOSPITAL. 2l1S I4th Ut. NV
ap5-tf
FOR SALE-JuST RECEIVED FRESH FLOWRR
garden and lawn grsea seeds. buibz, plant fDod,
18th ut. NV militia
DIR CECIL FRENCH. EXPERT sPECIAIISE
Diaessss end Surgery q the Dog and CIT.
City Office. ~ Eth q. NV. Tel Gchmlda . asia
5A6-6m-A
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1902-04-05

PARK Err. 49, 49, S.W.
III e sw, 6z. imps $3.50
% q sw. sto&dweli- 1880
40 III, Or, w-....13.3 81
4i3 Sd st, 6r. w...l2.5u
3l5 VI sw. 5r. w...Io.3O
loll 3D. sw. 5r. ". 1880
9t3 Golden sw. 5r.w $50
10 Is NV, Or, w. .11.DO
Ill y Sc, 4r, w.....T.5O
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1902-04-05

F'Il; RENT BY FLOYD F. DAVIS 7TTt SrSW
10, 49,, =" .lor, 80 - 18th sw Ar I'M s3o 50
az, - ann =. 50 III ~ sW, 6r. IL -
~, 80 sN.St'rrI IN ~ 80 S2 9Th sw, 5F. IL 81
Oh am sw 4r III u -l5J9 I223 Del av sw Or s. 20
80 I'd Sw.tir ami. 80 1J24 $ Cap st Or 3 30
l-thS'' pnrord II rook. l., 81 1904 s.. Cir < ~
su5-..t - &C. VI -o-Vp
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1902-04-05
SUBURBAN PROPERTY.
FOR SALE
MARTIN BROS,
1893 PA AVE.
MARYLAND FARM.
Description OF PROPERTY.

1879 PA. AVE.
MARYLAND FARM
DESCRIPTION OF PROPERTY.
RESIDENCE N SNh x LA iInF M MP coon LAND
Residence Property-Lecated within one half
mile OF the depot at Laurel Nd. just ont.
only county and state taxes. Residence OF
modern architecture. contains thirteen rooms:
hath. closets and three halls: hot and cold
water all through the house. and is heated by
circulating hot water system; gas Light In
hard wood. oak. natural grain: conservatory
for flowers. tower OF nifty -six feet I'm height.
with beautiful shrubs and shade: porches
around entire house. Other improvements
and Stable for nfteen horse. or cows: Tar
Tiase house Corn. Pouitry and Pig Houses
on B. and o. r. T.. thirty trains daily. We
are authorized by owner TO effect sale at once
Buy q home near the National Capital
FOR SALE
electric road; one of the best located suburban
homes near Washington We Offer this property
FOR ORR KE NT1Ir THE YEAR..T KEXsINeToN
ROOMS: SIS PER MO.
KKGGSsINGToN. FOREST GLEN. LINDEN AND
FOR sALE-several attractive small properties in
One new house. rooms .............s 81 $50
~
FOR SALE
25-ACRE MARYLAND FARM
In beautiful Montgomery county. One hours
drive from the city. Close to the steam and
electric cars Sroom dwelling. in a shady grove.
Splendid situation; large barn: crib spring
house; chicken house; store e tenement houses,
rooms EACH; good stream running through en-
tlre place. and ice pond: orchard. about 100
This is an ideal place. An exceptional bargain
We are authorized to close the sale of this prop
erty for $1,000, 1t VIII carry loan for this
amount.
FOR SALE-OR TRADE
pa ACRES IN KENSINGTON
With fine dwelling and barn; delightful ioca-
ton; cheap; $4,000.
BARGAIN FARM
200 acres near Bowie, Md Price, 81 500.
ON ROCKVILLE PIKE
all In state Of cultivation. large apple orchard |;
hns dwelling house: barns; all necessary out
properties close to the city.
FOR SALE
s-room dwelling. SUBSTANTIAL. wEII~BUIIT
house and ACRES OF GROUND right in the
KENsINGToN.
Close to steam and electric cars: new outhuld
abundant shade. choice shrubbery Strawberries
curran-s. peaches. cherries. appies-10o fruit
the only acreage in the town We have the e,
elusive sale. viii sell or trade.
FOR SALE-AT
LINDEN,
on line Of electric and Steam r. r.. Groom house;
good shade; stable. corn house, poultry house. &c
Price. $500.
FOR SALE-AT
W0ODSIDE
S-rm. housp; mod. improvements: large grounds;
valuable suburban home; close to + St car
line Price, 81, 500
FOR SALE
Price. 81. BOO
This is cheap for a home In
KENS1NGTON-
1-rm. house: n ground
IL you want to buy to advantage In
KENSINGTON-
Come and see U.s.
FOR SALE-St BJ RBAN HOME NEAR THE CITY
on line cars; S-rm. house and bath; every con
yenience; cars pass the door Price, $500
MARTIN BROS.
Headquarters for Suburban Property, 1925 Pa ave-
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1902-04-05

FOR itE\T-BY CHAS. II
- l@th Sw. lOr,im SOS 40
% llth sw. ~rotSdw. 1:1.an
34ifG Md av sv 6r. W 1871
rob ! sw. Or. imps II. ~
900 Va Nv So. 6r. w.I1.R,
3.f.i j sW- 6r. W...1u..3ti
4!A J. SN, IT. WIN. ~
l3iJ LIST 81. ir, $50
S-b LIST -, ar. w....T.3U
ap5-3f
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1902-04-05

FpH EF.NI- 1894 Q NV, sr.. .se5 so
-, 4 NV. nr s}2,3D taS I'D NV or :. II so
i.a1 nth NV. Or. 10. ~ Store I'd Pa av NV 80 90
-..E NV. ST.. -3O-5o Store 1871 I4th NV 80 90
2lSI J! NV, >r-. 10 50 Stor, 1887 18th nw y 90
aEE,-lt WILLIAM h. ELLIS Is LIN ST n w
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1902-04-05

IN sums Of y 600 to 500, 600, on b. q real e.
tate: pay Oh pr eeat ana pes cent loane and
begin anew az lowest Htes Of Interest: III trans.
actions conducted with economical copsideF1fion
enr borsowefs. WA. u. SAUNDERS q CO.. 1907
It. NV. 3s&tf-7
The Opelousas courier., 1902-03-08
Name Of Cape Nome.

Professor Davidson in the National
Geographic Magazine says that during
the last four years he has made NIL
merous inquiries concerning the origin
of the name of Cape Nome. He
searched every available chart and
narrative of the region until the Ad-
miralty chart Of 1853 was found, which
proved to contain the earliest use OF
the name. This discovery convinced
the professor that the name must have
been given dul 1g the voyage OF the
Sir John Frank in ships Herald and
Plover.> So he wrote to the chief O.
the Admiralty asking II any officer on
these ships was named Nome. The
following IL the reply: When the M
s. chart of region vas being construct,
ed on board FL. M. S. Herald attention
was drawn to the fact that this poin'
had no name, and g mark {? Name,
was placed against 1t.
"In the hurry of dispatching thi!
chart from the ship this % appears Il
have been linked IN by a rough
draughtsman and appeared as Cap
Name, but the stroke of the "a" beinl
very indistinct it was interpreted as c
Nome, and has appeared with thi
| name over SINCE.
saTEis information is from an office
/ who was On board the Herald whe'
! the chart was made"
The Opelousas courier., 1902-03-08
Pepperv Joke of an Indian.

Bishop Whipple was especially fond
Of telling stories which illustrated the
calmness and ~self-control that his In
dian friends made it a point Of honor
to exhibit on all occasions. Some In
dian chiefs were dining at a Washing
ton hotel, and n of the number, see
ing a white nan using cayenne pep
per, took the bottle and shook 1T gen.
erously over his plate. After, the next
mouthful, though he kept a composed
countenance, the fiery pepper caused
tears to flow down his cheeks. His
neighbor, noticing this, said: "Why do
YOU weep?" The answer was, Il was
thinking Of my dead grandmother"
The next moment the second Indian
took the pepper-castor and used it,
with a like lachrymose result. The
first man looked keenly, at him and
said, what are you weeping forF"
ST I'M weeping" was the answer, "be-
cause you didn't die when your grand
mother did."-Mainly About People.
The Opelousas courier., 1902-03-08
Roosevels's Hours

President. Roosevelt's habit OF many
years Of going to work every morning
at 8 o'clock clfngs to him, and he is at
his desk by that time regularly, ahead
Of most Of the executive office force.
He disposes Of a %prodigious amount Of
work In a short time and keeps right
I'D with his correspondence. Even
morning mail Is disposed Of almost
Immediately after its arrival and open
lng, and In this way the president per-
mits no accumulation OF affairs requir-
Ing his attention. The president de
katas his correspondence to Assistant
Secretary Loeb. who, In turn. bees 70
its preparation by stenographeEs ano
typewriters.
About 10 o'clock the president De-
gins to receive callers, and. unlike most
of his predecessors In the presidential
| chair, he keeps open house up to 4
o'clock In the afternoon. He disposes
| Of visitors with rapidly. but without
/ brusqueness.
The Opelousas courier., 1902-03-08
The Prey Of the Fog Fiend.

The Fog Fiend has come to London
unusually early this year, says the
Westminster Gazette, and has been
busy painting the town, not red, but
drab. He cares. neither for curses nor
anti-smoke committees, and he plays
quaint and bewildering tricks in the
streets. Last night, for instance, after
sickening and half s~ufocating his vic
TINS during the day, deepening his
tones to black as evening came on. he
suddenly wiped off the paint in one
part of London and allowed people to
see and breathe clearly for an hour,
but only to deepen their disappoint-
ment with another dense gloom. The
effect of this trick was very singular;
the fog suddenly rolled up like a cur
tain, and for a short time, SO a credi-
table correspondent tells Us, stars were
actually visible. There are no words
equal to the present occasion, 90 we
must perforce be patient,
The Opelousas courier., 1902-03-08
.rna .k~vgcrsper, aside FROM 1rs mas.

me akyscraper. aside 0 It's mas
savenegs, MAJ not. be G. dream Of archi-
tsctural beauty, but 1t is the best de-
yelopment Of successful utilitarianism
that the world has ever recorded. The
architectural beauty will come with
time. Safety and convenience were the
lrst things considered. However, they
are comfortable, well lighted, we'll
warmed. we'll aired, and are supplied
with all modern conveniences-run-
ming water, electric lights. serviceablo
telephones, mail chutes and messenger
service, while many OF them are fur
eher equipped with barber shops, news
islands and restaurants.
The Opelousas courier., 1902-03-08

France has q population Of SS,o17'-
e7s: 7s.AA3 miles Of line, 400,69o miles
of wire: 1850 officers; 7o.2es en-
Moves: sends "a, 40. o4s messages per
year: has ss persons to each nile OF
wire: o.o1 mile of wire to each per-
o n For Great Britain the CORE"
aponding figures are: 4o,276.57o; a.
5o7: COS, ass; 1o,s1s; 1892; so'os7'-
100; 1se; o.oo7e. For the United
states the figures are: 75,ss7,ss7; 49,
bs7: ,11s.oss; 25.sos; not reported,
70. ess, sa7; 491; e.o147. The United
States has two-thirds as many miles
~ wire az all the principal countries
Of Europe ana sends about "a per eens
AZ all the messages dispatched. Eaen
Derson In the United States has o'olAs
niles Of wire 60 use, while In thickiy
populated England he has e.eo7e; bes-
rium. O.oo31; Denmark o'VV4A'
Franea. O.eao4, and In Russia only
A.Al1A,
The Opelousas courier., 1902-03-08
Encke,s Comet and Murdered PresIdents

Encke's Comet and Murdered Presidents"
Encke's comet has heralded the
Heath by assassination of three presi-
dents of the United States. President
Lincoln was assassinated on April
is, 1865; Encke's comet appeared Jan.
25. 1866, and was visible five months.
President Garfield was the victim of
the assassin's onslaught IN July 2,
1881. and died Sept. 10; Encke's comet
appeared Aug. 20, 1881, and was visi-
b1e to the naked eye. President Nc
Kinley was attacked on Sept. ., and
died on Sept. IA, 1901; Eneke's comet
appeared on Aug. Is, 1901, and was
visible for several weeks London
Daily News.
The Opelousas courier., 1902-03-08
ANOTHER ABDUCTION
Help! Help! A prisoner I'M I!
My fate to marry, or to die!

Help! Help! A prisoner am I!
My fate to marry, or to die!
NY captor is a mighty maid,
Adept in crafty ambuscade.
She holds me grit with cunning wiles-
With glances, bushes, pouts and smiles.
Whenever I strive escape, alack!
My circling footsteps bring me back.
Alas! No ransom can be sent
The wealth of all the Orient
Could purchase not, I know, for me
A single hour of liberty.
A million steeds, a million men,
Can take me not from her again.
For, aye she has me prisoner
] die unless I marry her!
Edwin L. Sabin, in Puck.
The Opelousas courier., 1902-03-08
paatnr,. tn Have a Statue.

Paris is to honour the chemist Pas
terr by a statue now in course Of con-
struction. It will be a handsome af-
fair. consisting of a central figure OF
The great chemist, surrounded with
four symbolical figures representing
discoveries, and a fifth intended to de-
uict death Conquered"
The Opelousas courier., 1902-03-08

Brooklyn, NY, Jan. 2oth.-For nan wear.
aaFneld Tea, The Herb Cure, has been earn.
ing reputation that Ia rare-it! s unirerenu,
praised! This remedy presents unusual al.
traet1ons to those In search of health: it IL
MADE OF herbs that cure in Natures wav-bv
femovtng b cause OF disease IL IL pure: It
ans the system, purifes the blood and e.
saonshes Q perfect action Of the digestive
organs; &c 10 equally good for young and old.
The Opelousas courier., 1902-03-08
The Point of View.

awhat makes you think that authors
haven't any common sense?" asked one
publisher.
seWhy," answered the other. IF they
had they wouldn't be authors, would
hev?"-Washington Star.
The Opelousas courier., 1902-03-08
Populations sn sSaSs@s,

In Rhode Island s1.2 per cent OF ths
population In 1900 lived In cities OF
towns OF 5000 Inhabitants or more
while this element also constitutes &c
per cent OF the population in Massa-
:husetts, 68.6 per cent In New York,
S1.2 per cent in New Jersey and 53.2
1eG cent In Connecticut.
The Opelousas courier., 1902-03-08
The Bible Revised.

The new revision of Bible recently COM
pleted brings 1t up to date without changing
Its meaning. There are thousands OF people,
however, who will always prefer the old orig
inal cops without any notifications. There
are also thousands OF people, who having
never use any other medicine, because they
know Its value in cases of sick-headache, ner-
vousness, indigestion, dyspepsia OK liver and
kidney troubles. Be sure to try 1t.
The Opelousas courier., 1902-03-08

- Only two applications of Tetterine cured
bad case OF Ring Worm from which I had
suf2ered."-Julian N. Solomon. Savannah, Ga.
nah, &C., IT, ur druggist don't keep 1t.
The Opelousas courier., 1902-03-08

Say, he's just now collecting for good
he sold three years ago!"-Detro t
Free Press.
Binks-"I hear til. Mr.. Greatms A
will never run for another ofic ;"
Jinks-"Goodness me! When did he
die T"-New York Weekly. ~
He-"They say Colonel Dever is quite
a soldier. In how many engagements
did he take part?" She-"Six before
his wife got him."-Princeton Tiger
Although in an unselfsh tone
Men preach the golden rule anew,
Each always tries to keep his OWE
And get the other fellows, too.
Washington Star.
"Chappie is making money at last"
SIN what way? I didn't know he could
do anything" HE can't, but he has
rented the back Of his collar out for a
signboard."-Chicago Post.
The Pretty Girl-"Miss Antique was
named after her uncle George, wasn't
shea" The spiteful Girl-"I don't
know; she looks as IL she had been
named before him.'-Tit-Bits.
"Poh! My papa wears evenin' clothes
every time he goes to parties" "That
amt anythin'. Our minister wears
his night clothes every time he
breaches cleveland Plain Dealer.
He climbed the pinnacle of fames
The height of his career;
And sadly then did he exclaim:
cts nightly lonely here!"
philadelphia Record.
Miss De Puyster-"Do you really
think it is possible for us to love our
enemies?" The Bishop-"Well, I
think we could love some people more
as enemies than we could as friends"
Puck.
Speaking Of artists, it takes a rich
man to draw a check, a pretty girl to
draw attention, a horse to draw a cart,
q porous plaster to draw the skin,
and a free lunch to draw a crowd
Harlem Life.
The breakfast didn't suit him.
what a pity it is," he said, shat
loves young dream eve can live to
grow up." "Why can't it," she asked.
Its killed off by acute dyspepsia" he
answered.-Chicago Post.
He-"I must confess to q great deal
of egotism.' She-"Indeed" He
"Yes; I think about myself a great
deal too much" She-"Oh, that isn't
egotism! That's merely the human
tendency to worry over trifes. elias
Cow Times.
Death, you know" explained the
doctor consolingly, lis like a thirty
day note. When 1t falls due why
that's the end of it." "But, doctor.
protested the business man family, II
am paying you to get me an extension
of time, and I expect you to do it,
Chicago Post.
Little ~Jeanneatte's mother found her
one day with her face covered with
lam from a to ear. "Oh, Jeanette"
said her mother, "what would you
think If you caught me looking like
that some day?" II should think you'd
had a awful good time, mamma said
Jeanette, her face INTERCHANGEABLE
Bits.
Hortense-'aTom Alley says he loves
me better than anybody else in the
world, and he says beside that he
never loved anybody else in all his
life" Flora-"And Charley Bliss tells
me he has been in love with hun
dreds Of girls, but he loves me better
than he ever did any Of them."-Bos
ton Transcript
The Opelousas courier., 1902-03-08
H0wsR This ?

We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward for
any case of Oatarrh that cannot be cured by
Halls Cetargh Cure.
FL. CHENEY & Co., Props, Toledo, O.
We, the undersigned, have known F. J.Che-
ney Ser the lest Is years, and believe him per-
fectly honorable In all business transactions
and financially able to carry out any obiga"
ton made by their firm.
WEST q T1uAx. Wholesale Druggists, Toledo,
Ohio.
WALDINo. KyNNAN&MARvxN, Wholesale Drug
gists, Toledo, Ohio.
Halls Oatagrh Cugs Is taken internally, act.
ing directly upon the blood and mucous sur
faces OF, he system. Price, 75c. per bottle
Sold by all Druggists. Testimonials free.
Halls Family Pills are the best.
The Opelousas courier., 1902-03-08

The Amoor, the great stream OF
china and Siberia, is 1900 miles in
length. but for nearly nine months In
tha wear 1t 10 ice-bound.
The Opelousas courier., 1902-03-08

FlTspermaneAtly cured. No fits or
ness after first days use Of DR.. Kline's Great
NerveRestorer. S2trial bottle and treats free
Dr.. 3. q. KLINE, Ltd. 991Areh St. Phila., Pc.
The Opelousas courier., 1902-03-08

Expertmsnts have demonstrated that
aoors OF WOOD covered with Tin resist FIRE
better than those made of iron.
The Opelousas courier., 1902-03-08

ALI goods are alike to PUTNAM FADE1,Ess
DYES, as they color all abers at one boiling.
Sold by oil druggists.
The Opelousas courier., 1902-03-08

At the italian -~~staurants g small disa
Of Parmesan or gTateu cheese 10 put on the
table with the soup tureen.
The Opelousas courier., 1902-03-08

Mrs. misunderstanding Syrup for childreh
teething, soften the gums, reduces infismma-
ton, alleys pain, cures wind collie. $50 q bottle.
The Opelousas courier., 1902-03-08

II IL m easy to draw back @ bullet
ssseg dlschergiag the gun % IL 10 70
aneaa an wnJglsaG word
The Opelousas courier., 1902-03-08

The United States produces about four
ffths OF the total Of corn reported for the
whole world.