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Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1902-11-20
ADVICE FOR A WAITER.
Ho" a Diner Made Sure That the
Man Would Remember Him
Next Time.

One Chicago man, laboring under
the disadvantage of extreme provo
cation, recently found a novel way
of informing an arrogant waiter that
his method of serving was wholly I'M
satisfactory, says the Chicago Trib-
une.
The meal had been an exasperatine
one. Whenever the waiter was want
ed he could not be found When he
was not wanted he was lowering
about the table attempting to hear
what was being said. The host and
his friends had been compelled to
ask emphatically for every accom-
paniment of the meal, even down to
knives, forks and spoons, so by the
time the coffee and cheese had been
showed aside they were in anything
but pleasant frame of mind. Still.
throughout the meal the man who
was doing the honors retained his
composure, and did not once find
fault with the waiter in the latter's
presence. But he was reserving his
ammunition for future delivery.
He asked for his check. The wait
er brought it with a gracious bow
and it was paid. Then the host arose
with considerable dignity, and, reach
ing in his pocket, extracted a quar-
ter, which he handed to the anxious
looking waiter.
SNOW" asked the host, after he
had paid the customary tip, "do you
think you would remember me if I
came in here again."
20, yes, sir, yes, sir, I'm sure I
would" replied the waiter, with a
suave smile of satisfaction.
"Well," continued the exasperated
guest, II want you to remember me.
Take one more good look at me, so
you will make no mistake. And if
you ever see me in this place in the
future you will keep just as far away
from me as the walls will allow. If
you should attempt to wait on me
again, give you fair warning that
I'll bounce one of these oak chairs
off the top cf your head" ,~.
With this parting shot the ont
ragged guest wheeled on his heel and
walked briskly from the place. The
waiter did not recover for half an
hour.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1902-11-20
The INGENIOUS Inventor.

THE market is overrun with substi-
tutes for this food and that" asserts
the capitalist. II see no justifcatio
for backing your new health food"
With naive smile the inventor turns
to him and suggests:
"But it may also be used as substi-
tute for coal"
Then the capitalist displays unusual
activity in sending for patent attor-
neys and clerks to draw up articles
of partuership.-N.Y Y. Times.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1902-11-20
No Cause for Woe.

Stokes-Speaking of mourning, il
your rich uncle were to die, should
you put on black?
Enthusiastically not. If he left
me something handsome, why should
I be such a hypocrite as to don the
garb of woe? On the other hand, il
he left me out of his will, how could
I consistently put on mourning TO,
such a curmudgeon?-Bostou Ts.n'
script
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1902-11-20

Lady Battersea has consented to
preside at the conference of the Ma
tional Union of Women Workers.
which is to be held at Edinburgh on
the last four days of October. In her
address she will discuss the subject
Of public house trusts.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1902-11-20

The first permanent English
the population a of
in
in
Of
shipped England in that suffered
in
captured
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Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1902-11-20

Mosquitoes are now charged with
communicating erysipelas as we'll as
malaria and yellow fever. A New
York physician has issued a death
certificate in the case of IA months
old babe, in which he says death
was caused by erysipelas due to the
bite of mosquito" It is only fair
to the mosquito to record that the
board of health officers refused to
accept the certificate until a coro-
ner's physician had Investigated and
concluded that there was no other
apparent cause for the death than
the mosquito bite.-Youth's Compan-
ion.
Sleeves are getting larger at the ton
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1902-11-20
So SudIen

So Sudden.
Mae-Did he really take you by sur
prise when he proposed?
Ethel-Yes, indeed! Why, hadn't
even looked up his financial standing.
Judge.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1902-11-20

The opportunities for social life sections of our
large chiefly and the entertainments
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1902-11-20

the clubs and the entertainments,
balls and weddings held in the
public halls. The small quarters in
which large families are housed,
three rooms being the average,
makes the entertainment of even
few friends almost impossible in
the home. From childhood, when
the street is the only playground,
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1902-11-20

Sleeves are getting larger at the top
and smaller at the bottom.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1902-09-26
Noted Socialist Here,

Benjamin Hauford, the candidate of
the Socialists for governor of New York,
is in the region delivering speeches in
the interest of the party in this county
and state. He is one of the most able
men in the ranks Of the Socialists and
his speeches are attracting much atten-
tion.
Mr.. Hanford is at present q resident
of New York city, but some years ago
was an employe of the Philadelphia
Times, where his fellow printers regard
ed him as an authority on economic
subjects. He was close student OF
political and industrial questions and
finally cast his lot with the Socialists.
The voters Of New York may not elect
Mr.. Hanford governor OF their state
next November, but II they should they
will choose an executive who can fill the
office with honor and credit.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1902-09-26
ROUND THE REGION.

bold attempt was made to burglar
ize the postoffice at White Haven. The
burglars, evidently professionals, sue
ceeded in opening window and when
about to enter were frightened off by
pistol shots. There were four men,
well dressed, evidently no novices at
housebreaking, seen to run from the
vicinity of the office.
Seven Twelfth reg siment soldiers, i'll of
typhoid fever, have been taken from
Shenandoah to Williamsport hospital
within four days, and there are eight
others fever-stricken soldiers in that
vicinity. The sickness is attributed to
the water used in Shenandoah.
The c. S. Turner Company, of Wilkes
barre, has been chartered in Delaware
to manufacture, buy, sell, and deal in
cigars, tobacco, teas and other products
OF domestic or foreign soil, to lease or
purchase warehouses. The capital is
$50, 1000.
Frank Wilson, James Kelly and Will
liam Jones, boys of IL years, spent
money lavishly at Mt. Carmel and were
arrested yesterday and sent to Wilkes
barre, whore they had, 1T is alleged,
stolen $40 from Wilson's father.
At meeting of the United Mine
Workers. Advisory Board, of Shamokin,
1t was decided to establish a general
store to distribute groceries to strikers,
and that no more orders on merchants
will be granted.
Miss Mary Boyle, daughter Of Daniel
Boyle, OF Beaver Meadow, was one of a
party of seventeen young ladies who
entered Villa Maria convent, West Ches-
ter, this week,
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1902-09-26
CAPTURED Both Pennants,

Though the season has not yet come
to close, the clubs which will win the
championship pennants in the American
and the National base ball leagues are
known, and Pennsylvania has the
unique honor OF capturing both. The
Philadelphia club of the American
league, popularity known as the Ath
letics, stands first in the race of its or
ganization and cannot be dislodged from
its position under any circumstances.
The victory was won in contest which
was in doubt until last Wednesday.
In the National league the Pittsburg
club has lead for first place which
none of its competitors can overcome.
The fight for supremacy in this league
did not attract much attention, as the
Smoky City club has been looked upon
for several weeks past as a sure winner.
Local base ball followers are proud of
the fact that both pennants will be In
possession of state clubs during 1908
snacon
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1902-09-26
Y. M. C.. A.

Sunday afternoon at 3.15 o'clock, at
Y. M. c. A. rooms, Rev. j. b. Kersch-
ner will conduct services. Ladies as
well as gentlemen are invited to be
present.
Miss Meyer, of Hazleton, sister to
superintendent Il. E. Meyer, of the
Electric Light Company, took charge Of
the bible classes on Tuesday evening.
Thirty-two boys greeted Miss Meyer
and enjoyed her instruction. Many
boys who are running the streets do not
know the pleasure they miss by staying
away from this boys bible class.
All Sabbath school teachers and
others are invited to come to Y. NJ. c.
A. rooms Monday evening at 73O
o'clock. Come let us plan together to
do work for the Master G. w. "
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1902-09-26

were not wanted and that they had no
job for me, (but they had for others that
went after me.)
"Mother and and my wife then were
in sore distress. We needed food and
clothes, because had been put on the
blacklist. We were starved out OF the
coal region simply because 1 asked Coke
Bros. g. Co. to correct mistake OF $50
in my account when the foreman would
not and their superintendent would not
assist me In recovering. | asked for
what l had worked hard for, using
dynamite in blasting every day in a
narrow, confined place. Those who are
strangers to headaches, let them handle
dynamite in places where the air is not
in circulation, and they won't be
strangers long.
"This is the way miners are treated.
If they complain relative to any wrongs
or mistake in their accounts, they are
backlisted and given the grand bounce.
1t does not matter how good their moral
and religious character, how just their
cause, how able and expert their service
or how exemplary their citizenship and
social life, they are blacklisted and
kicked out.
1.-The only difference between the coal
miner OF today and the slave of 1860 is
that one was sometimes sold away and
this one is driven away from property,
home and friends The one, il caught
running away, got the lash to his back,
the miner gets the snake at his heel to
destroy him, soul and body, to starve
him and his family ont.
"If any class has need to be united,
it's the miners of the United States. Coal
will go up, so it may, but it need not
and should not. l have mined tens of
thousands OF tons that did not cost to
mine and clean it, 20 cents ton. 1t
has been and is today loaded into the
mine cars, millions of tons, that do
not cost to mine to the coal companies
over 10 cents a ton and yet they charge
enormous freights and multitude of
other excuses to ask immense prices on
what is so abundant In nature and so
cheap. The only wonder is that the
public suffers such an outrage upon
rights, decency and common sense, as is
imposed upon 1t by the trusts"
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1902-09-26
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Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1902-09-26
MURDER TRIAL.
The Fate of Thomas Smith VIII Be in
Jury's Hands Tomorrow.


Thomas Smith, one of the young men
accused Of the murder of Michael Charo
at Freeland on Easter Sunday night, is
now on trial before Judge Ferris.
Louis Dim, who IL alleged to have been
an accompice in the killing, was jointly
indicted with Smith, but when ar
ragned the defendants asked for sepa-
rate trials and the district attorney
chose Smith as the first to face the jury.
John L. Lenahan, OF Wilkesbarre, and
John M. Carr, of Freeland, are assisting
Assistant District Attorney John d.
Farnham In the prosecution of the case
and John M. Garman, OF Nanticoke
Daniel Kline and George L. Brown, of
Freeland, and Samuel Cook, of Wilkes,
barre, are for the defendant.
The selection Of jury took up con-
siderable time and the panel was nearly
exhausted before the following jurors
had been selected and sworn:
N. P. Jordan, halter, Wilkes barre.
Lyman Moore, farmer, Dallas town
ship.
Philip Peters, farmer, Hollenback
township.
Sibley Franklin, farmer, Huntington
township.
Thomas Ayres, plumber, Miners Mills.
James II. Eddy, laborer, Wilkesbarre.
Frank Brockway, merchant, Salem
township.
William Turnbull, miner, Parsons.
7. M. Morris, agent, Halle township.
Gordon Hughes, farmer, Kingston
township.
D. Bachman, machinist, Wilkesbarre.
Robert Birth, farmer, Ross township
After the jury had been selected and
sworn Attorney Carr briefly opened for
the commonwealth and outlined the
facts that he said would be shown.
The following witnesses gave testi-
mony the first day: DR.. Carroll, Luke
Hutin, r. Fl. Herbst and Chief of Police
O'Donnell Their statements did not
differ from those given at the prelimi-
nary hearing, which was fully reported
In these columns at the time.
The prosecution closed its case yestpr-
day after the testimony of Andrew Cahy,
Peter Bruner, Miss Bid Furey Mrs.
Mary Boyle, John Jacquot, Frank De-
Pierro, John Zuperko, Michael Deegan,
James f. Welsh, John Mollk and Patrick
Welsh had been heard.
The defense opened at o'clock and
the following persons gave testimony
before adjournment Surveyor N b.
Rutter, DR.. w. Ii. Deardorff, Elmer
Salmon, George Mclaughlin, ESQ.,, and
Louis Dim.
The latter was the principal witness
and he told an apparently straightfor-
ward story of his movements and of the
trouble at the church previous to the
shooting. He answered all questions
frankly and without hesitation and
although put through severe cross
examination by Mr.. Farnham, did not
contradict himself in any particular.
Smith was placed on the stand today
He acknowledged having fred the fatal
shot, but claimed it was done in self
| defense. The cross-examination was
very severe, and did not end until 2.15
this afternoon. One more witness, VIM
Roth, is to be heard. The case will not
reach the jury before tomorrow.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1902-09-26

John ]. Edwards, a former well-known
citizen OF Wilkesbarre and at one time
reputed to be one of the wealthiest men
in this part of Pennsylvania, applied at
the United Charities room in that city
the other day for something to eat and
a place to lay his head. He says he is 9s
years of age and penniless. The old
man was provided for temporarily.
Unless some friend come to his rescue
he will be sent to the almshouse.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1902-09-26

Repairs are being made to the roof of
st. AIMS church.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1902-09-26
LOCAL NOTES
WRITTEN Up
Short Items Of Interest to
All Readers.
Happenings of the Past
Two Days in and Around
FreeIand Recorded With
out Waste of Words,

The remains of the late Mrs. Lawrence
Farley were brought yesterday morning
| from her home near Milnesvile to st.
AIMS church, where requiem mass
was road by Rev. HI. L. McMenamin, of
Colorado Springs, Colorado, assisted by
Rev. Falihee and Rev Fleming The
funeral was the largest held in this
section for some time.
Owing to the inclement weather the
Freeland visitors to Allentown fair yes
terday did not enjoy their days outing
as well as expected The races schedul-
ed did not take place and all other open
air attractions had to be postponed on
account of the rain. The fair will not
close until tomorrow evening.
A copy Of the 1901 report OF the State
Bureau Of Mines has been received by
the Tribune from James E RoderIck,
chief of the department. The report is
a complete record Of mine operations in
the anthracite and bituminous regions
during the past year
If the weather permits, the foot ball
season will open at the Tigers park to-
morrow afternoon, when the Crescents
and Good Wills will meet and test their
science and strength Both teams are
we'll prepared for the contest.
Rev. John Stas, former pastor of St.
Johns Slavonian church, was one of the
speakers at mass meeting held last
evening by the citizens of olyphant to
protest against the presence of troops in
that town.
The Upper Lehigh Coal Company yes
tarday served notices upon Thomas
johnson, James Brogan and Patrick
Mcclure, Jr., and their families to
vacate their homes in that town within
ten days.
The board of hospital trustees of the
Miners hospital met yesterday and elect
ed Miss Annie Williamson, of Blockley
hospital, Philadelphia, chief nurse, to
succeed Miss Shields, who has resigned.
Fred Koons left this week for Phla-
delphia to enter the dental department
of the University OF Pennsylvania. He
was accompanied to the city by Mrs.
ii. c. Koons and daughter Thalia.
John Nowak fell from vehicle near
Upper Lehigh Wednesday evening and
sustained serious injuries, including a
broken nose and gashes which required
fourteen stitches to close.
Attorney General Elkin delivered an
opinion deciding that candidates for
mine inspectors must file their certifi-
Gates of nomination with the county
commissioners.
Misses Katie Goeppert and Mary r.
Stewart and Charles Brauch attended
the Lutheran Sunday school convention
at Lehighton this week.
The school teachers OF Eos ter town
ship will meet in monthly institute at
Woodside tomorrow morning.
The Union Heroes, of Drfton, will
play q game OF foot ball at Eckley to-
morrow afternoon.
E. j. Sweeney and daughter, Miss
Grace, of Drifton, are visiting Boston
relatives.
Miss Ella Scott of Philadelphia, is
visiting the Welsh family on Walnut
street.
Miss Mary McGill, Of New York city,
is guest OF relatives in town.
A Socialstic rally was held in the
Municipal building last evening.
"Minnesota's Best" -four is sold by A.
Oswald. There is none better made
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1902-09-26
STATE
NORMAL SCHOOL,
EAST STRoUDsBURG, PA.

Location
This popular State Institution is located in
the midst of the Delaware Water Gup-Mt.
Pocouo summer Resort Region, the most
healthful and picturesque in the state and
one that is visited by thousands of tourists
annually.
Courses of Study
In addition to the departments of the regu-
lar Normal Course, we have special Depart
meuts oI Music, Elocution, Art, Drawing and
Water Color, and Il full College Preparatory
Department. You can save an entire year in
your college preparatory work by coming here.
Free Tuition
Tuition is absolutely free to those complying
with the new state law. This gives II rare
opportunity to those desiring II complete edu-
cation and should be taken advantage of ut
Legislature.
Cost of Boarding
Boarding expenses are $3.50 per week, which
includes fully furnished and curpeted room,
heat, electric light and laundry. The addi-
tional expense is less with us than at most
any other schools.
improvements
Among these are II new Gymnasium, a fine
Electric Light Plant, ana new Recitation
Hall now being erected, which will contain
fifteen large and fully equipped recitation
rooms. In addition, all bed rooms Will be re-
plaStcred and ntted up and various other
changes made in the dormitOries for the
further comfort and conN enience OF the pupils
OF the school.
New Catalogue
Catalogue for 1902, gives full information as
to free tuition, expenses, courses Ui study, and
other facts of interest and Will Oe mailed with
out charge TO those desiring 1t. Fail Term
opens September 5, 1907.
UTNHO M ~.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1902-09-26
MISCELLANEOUS ADVERTISEMENTS

TN DISAPPOINTMENT OF GUARDIAN OF
i THE ESTATE OF BRIDGET MEG ET-
RICK.
presented a petition to the court of common
pleas of LuZcrne county, asking the appoint
inent of "a guardian OF the estate of Bridget
NcGetrick, of Freeland. The said petition
appearing to be in proper form, the court has
directed the same to be filed, and has appoint
ed Monday, October 8, 1902, at 10 O'Clock q. m !,
MS the time for hearing, when such decree Will
be made unless cause shown to the contrary.
John NJ. Carr,
Attorney for Petitioner.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1902-09-26

A case which is attracting attention is
that now being treated at the Mercy
hospital, Wilkesbarre. The patients
intestines were perforated eight times
In the same place whore President Will
liam Mckinley was shot, and he is re-
covering. He is Harold Heimbeingdor,
OF New York, who tried to commit
suicide
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1902-09-26

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