Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1902-01-14

of those citizens Immediately got busy
shoveling snow, is not to be taken MS
an indication of special nennness on
the part of the parents.
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Those Pittsburg sports would prob
ably not regard Buck" Washer as a
joke IL they saw him work out in the
diamond.
Tobe JacksOn's career as n lecturer
seems to have been confined to one
short season. He should ut least make
Il farewell tour.
David Nation no doubt has seen his
mistake by this time. When he drop
ped Carrie the newspapers dropped
him.
Use plain arithmetic" remarked
Judge Kohler, Monday, when an at
torney called off the number of case
in telephone fashion.
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But don't give the driver too many
nips out of the black bottle--especi-
ally If the road Is rough, the sleigh
narrow, or the leaders skttish.
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The record of the City Commission
ers for Monday showed that the min
utes of the previous meeting had been
approved. And this was all it did
show.
Captain Robert outlet isn't out after
any of the prizes, us a, manipulator
of typewritcrs, as yet, but he thinks
of the future and looks wise.
The fact that Mayor w. Il. Doyle
was late Monday morning will not. of
necessity, cause another ultinntum to
be issued, nor will Il manifesto be
promulgated.
Akron had the spectacle recently
OF an intoxicated man climbing into
the patrol wagon and arresting him
self. No doubt he was i'm favor of
the recent crusade for the reduction
of the police force.
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The fact that Chief Durkin smokes
pipe of German fashion and curved
stem, Is not to be taken as an indica-
ton that he is at all Teutonic In SYM
mthy.
Ana the red apple hangeth suspend
ed by u string, for the swain and the
blushing maid to snap at, to the great
mcrrimcnt of those assembled.
And even with reference to the i'm.
stallation of the Northern Ohio Trac.
ton Co., Canton didn't have 'em until
long after Akron.
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The letters written by the Duke of
Manchester TO Miss portia Knight
might he brought out in book form
and sold under the title of Love Let
ters of Duke"
NO, my son, there are not a great
many more stars in the heavens al
this particular time than at others
There is another reason why people
see so many"
1T Columbus don't want that money
over the acceptance of which its peo
pie are squabbling In way TO max,
MI Carnegie sigh why, Akron car
find plenty of uses for 1t.
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The "beur' idea of all those animals
being confined at Silver Lake, and tn,
constant possibility of their escaping
Is said to cause the more timid lnhabl
tants of Stow to shiver.
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Some OF these days n bucket shor
may be discovered in Akron. If fo,
nothing else than to keep the admonl.
tion to 20 after them from becoming
u joke.
Even though Mr., Corson will nc
longer be actively connected with tn,
Goodrich Co. II will be no mistake II
he can be persuaded to continue select
ing the pictures for the annual souyen
irs.
The signs Of the times show a,b
vahcunent. Not single Ohio Rep.
resentative appeared in Columbus de
manding distinction by reason of hay,
ing walked overland 60 the capitol.
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The announcement that the new
SECRETARY of the Treasury nelthel
smokes, chews, drinks nor swears IA