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The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1902-05-31
11ewS Of the WcrId.

Sir Henry NJ. Stanley. the eminent At
rican explorer. is now devOting himself
almost exclusively to country life and
! developing into gentleman farmer.
Sir Wilfred Laurier who has been prime
! minister in Canada since 1896 is among
those to be raised to the peerage when
King Edward is crowned next June.
NJ. Shimota, a graduate Of the kioto
Imperial School of Fisheries of the Japan
csc government, is in Boston on tour OF
study into American fishing methods.
-
The kaiser has decreed that hereafter
no statue of his grandfather shall DC
erected in Germany unless it bears an
inscription alluding to the original d.
William the Great"
Professor Won Kraff-Ebing. the eminent
Vienese alienist. has transferred his resi-
dence and his library to Graz. In r.
cent interview he spoke of the ChrislidI
Scientists as being the dupes Of hySterieH
women.
Senator Teller's speech on the Philip
pine question fills twenty-siX pages OF tns
Congressional Record and contains i9WY
words. With the exception of "a few docu-
ments the entire speech was eNteInpVi-
aneou=.
NJ. SeIDOlleI IQSI no tlTlle III ilSt''F'''r
the motor car with which he MADE ln0
kilometer record at Nice. He sold u pa,
mediaitely after his wonderful perform,
ance for G., 200 to an Englishman. VINO le'S
at once for London with his purchase
George p Sherman. one of the 0idess.
citizens of Milwaukee. was an eye-WIIIIteSi
of the triumphal pageant in New luz VtH
at the time of LafayetteS last WISH ~
this country He is also one of me Ie"
men now living that heard the faInOII
Webster-Hayne debate in 1880 at Nd'"
ington.
new portrait of President BuchanatH'
painted by William Chase of Ne" ne
has been hung in the green room dL ~ ~
White House and the old portrait WIN
became discolored, has been remoNeytIL5
the request of Mrs. Harriet Lane Jo ,'bo
son, President Buchanans niece
replaced it with the new likeness
.
During a recent visit of Marion S 49,
ford to New York says Current Llt ,fiss
ture. he met at a social function W.
Mary +. Wilkins. The lady SdlG = his
thing pleasant about a recent move, ., do
Smiling and bowling. he asked AlN all
you write Miss wilkins? she "d9
solutely too surprised to reply
o L.
Senator Clark of Montana. who Nri't n
bigger checks than any other nun M has
Washington, is fond of singing: i i NOT
a sweet clear tenor voice. wnicn - IN,
strong but very pleasing to siIisu . III an
pany, After ne had piled milnon' and
millions he employed vocal teach tei,,sinE
the result Is that he is fond "a si'''
for a small company.
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1902-05-31

First Lawyer-How did you come out in
settling UP old GotroX's estate?
Second Lawyer-It was hard struggle
First Lawyer-NO!
Second Lawyer-Yes; 1 had hard work
to keep the heirs from getting part Of
the estate.
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1902-05-31

ball.
United States senators are mighty
busy people" said Farmer Corntossel.
Yes" answered his wife, lit appears
like they was either maxim or breakin
laws all the time
Il will kill YOU" Kissed the villain with
the the tinfoil sword and that VIII Dc the
mo it won't" retorted the beautiful
heroine; this is New York. and if you
kill me the case will go on forever.
as he in good shape financially-inde-
wen. he's in good shape. financially,
but as far as being independent, | guess
he's like most of us. married men,
o
Uncle Hezra-Wali. 1 swanny. mother.
they must be hevin' fine weather up in
Aunt Cynthia-Do tell! What does it
say in the paper? IT..
letters Corn up today An. by Henry,
we amt even planted ours YETI
.
The Parson-Don't you know. my dear
sir that it is positively sinful 10 stanu
around wasting your time in this man
The I.oafer-Yes. know it is. parson.
and I'm going to quit it Just as soon as
find a comfortable place to sit down.
.
Jimpson-I congratulate you on the fln iiI
outcome of your lawsuit L understand
you got the property. A..
Slimson-Er-no My lawyers got the
property 1 got the decree.
Did you know dat dar was mo dan
200 bones in de human anatomy asked
Miss Miami Brown.
"T didn't nebber figger on de exact num-
Der" answered Mr.. Erastus Pinkley.
But of cohse l knowed by de hicks In my
razor dat dey was fab FUN ska Sc.
.
Proprietor-Charge that man for six
Waiter-Did he take them, sab?
Proprietor-He swallowed them. he
the sword swallower from the museum.
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1902-05-31

collapse followed fast upon fine 49,.
of his country to reward him The -,uSal
of victory in that famous sb palm
match at Santiago de Cuba four .'oylIs
ago. years
And there was summons r,r
bishop Corrigdn. that cras- .lf'h-
hearted man who for years done .tsood-
for the faith of our father, and aide
though young in years. died VINO
with honors and the BLESSINGS .e'ed
who knew him. W aH
There was Bret Hartc. the tl,...
poet and author. who wrote Til, ~, IAN
then Chinee" and Luck Ys pa 'led-
Camp, d man who wrote irtsrss....us
stories about Pacific coast Ir. ne '..F
early days. Some of his p-a-ne me eHs
excellent. and all Of his stories me-.
good; but a few of his poems .be,,.-5
that there was a rude vein Of bi,,.yl
in the makeup of their author Wy
not favored in being pers1u4U,-
quainted with Bret Harte. nor bg,.s
ever seen him. but there are SONS. I'm.
written by him that it we've E4.+s- ~
had never written. His long res,5a,a-
in England made him NOR T-r-li.t.
than American, and much fr the r1sr
ner of the man would indicate -hst H.,
looked upon it as most uaf.-tr,7,t,
that he had been born under .ra Sian,
and stripes. His name will t9v-aror
long live in American literature az
writer of the olden, golden DAVIS .os
California.
And following Bret Harte. There has
gone to his final resting place the abrs
combative. equity Godkin who had mn
use for America or Americans. a very
CONSTANT man, however. ana honest
fighting Englishman. who would have
considered it a cardinal virt. TO Sraar
the whole earth if he could ONLY mai.
it part of the British empire am toId
that he was personally a kindly man
who helped many in the baths Of Hfs
and was generous to d fault with those
who shared his daily walks fu this
world.
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1902-05-31

to date and get the appendicitis from
swallowing a golf ball.
Black Goat-Why, that's old. You
should have swallowed the ping-pong
ball
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1902-05-31

The kaiser has decreed that hereafter
no statue of his grandfather shall DC
erected in Germany unless it bears an
inscription alluding to the original as
William the Great
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1902-05-31

a new portrait of President BuchSSIa.eItt,
painted by William Chase of New o It',
has been hung in the green room at W.
White House. and the old portrait. VIM ~
became discolored, has been removes ~ ~
the request of Mrs. Harriet Lane JON" o
son, President Buchanan's niece W."
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1902-05-31

Just about this time many very in
teresting phases of Protestant mission
airy work comes TO our notice for
praise or criticism. For example Tho
burn, a Protestant bishop of East In
dia. has been before the senate iuvesti-
eating on the Philippines in Wash
ingtOn some days ago. He says or af-
firms, from his standpoint, that it was
the work of God that the American
army should go to the Philippines. and.
with fire and sword. pSralyze all resist
ance there. AS to the determination Of
about 10000 of the inhabitants of one
of the main islands there. he seems to
favor such a course. resorting to the
theory of Darwin that the conquest Of
the islands will simply be a survival Of
the fittest. This comes from the lips Of
Methodist Episcopal bishop of the
British mission IN East India. The in
terrogatorles of Senator Patterson were
of rather too probing a nature for this
good man, who seems 10 many Others
of his countrymen and of the American
Protestant body, who think that. il
forty or fifty thousand American sol
diers can be kept for about fifty years
in the Philippines, and American and
British preachers can be billeted out
upon the inhabitants. they could either
convert the FiliDinos or exterminate
them. and plant the islands with An
glO-Saxon colonies, as they attempted
in Ireland centuries ago. but it is the
old, old story that man proposes, but
God disposes. This kindly, well mean
ing man from India says that the finger
of Providence is evident in the send
ing of an American army to the Philip
pines and allowing. after them, an
army of Protestant missionaries.
There are 100000 inhabitants in
these islands, most of whom received
the Catholic faith from Spanish mis-
sionaries two hundred and fifty years
ago. L am sorry to state that they have
no seen a great deal of good in the
advent of our army in the Philippines,
and they are sufficiently ObseTvant to
see that there is little in the new i'm
portation of missionaries from the
United States that promises to add
length of years. worldly wealth or
of soul TO the average
Filipino. The American flag will re-
main in the islands, and the Catholic
faith will remain in the islands. and
save where here and there an OcCa-
sional Judas will, for some facOr.
change faith. the Protestant missionary
will make little Roadway there.
Man rounds out his little dav. at
tempts revolutions and changes in
many fields, but his efforts often but
firmly establish the institutions he
would fain to overthrow In this let
US hope that history will but repat it
self in the Philippine islands.
DON MAGUIRE.
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1902-05-31

Good One-"My man, don't you know
it is a sin to swear at that mule!
Bad One-Ah doan see why, parson. Dat
mule is so deaf he can't heah a word.
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1902-05-31

Professor Won Kraff-Ebing. the eminent
Vienese alienist. has transferred his resi-
denCe and his library to Graz. In re-
cent interview he spoke of the Christian
Scientists as being the dupes of hysterle"I
women
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1902-05-31

Senator Teller's speech on the P6llp-
pine question fills twenty-siX pages OF tn ao
Congressional Record and contains i7WV
words. With the exception of few docu-
ments the entire speech was eHtsInPOi-
aneou=.
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1902-05-31

United States senators are mighty
busy people" said Farmer Corntossel
like they was either maxim or breakin'
laws all the time.
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1902-05-31

Rhode Island having discouraged alien
divorces by raising the residence from one
year to two, will New Jersey. which has
grown fat on watered corporations, see
another opportunity to feed on the pro-
ceeds of iniquity, and pass a broader
divorce law ?-Repubic.
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1902-05-31

NJ. Serpollet lost no time in disposiug OF
the motor car with which he made tnS
kilometer record at Nice He sold II III
mediaitely after his wonderful perform,
ance for G., 200 to an Englishman. VINO le''
at once for London with his purchase
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1902-05-31

NJ. Shimota. a graduate of the Kioto
Imperial School of Fisheries of the Japan.
csc government, is in Boston on a tour OF
study into American fishing methods.
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1902-05-31

department with the undertaking annex,
fourteenth floor 'front.' he remarked,
briskly.
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1902-05-31
CATHOLIC OPINION.

In the new Cuban congress there are
five priests. We cannot say whether this
is q blessing or not until we learn what
sort of priests they are.-Western Watch
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1902-05-31

Sir Henry NJ. Stanley. the eminent At
rican explorer. is now devoting himself
almost exclusively to country life and
developing into a gentleman farmer.
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1902-05-31

In our own state of Utah during this
month of May death claimed one man
who was the common friend OF human
ity. That man was DIR. Allen Fowler
a man eminent in the inteUmountain
country as a physician. whose name as
a successful practitioner had become
monumental over five states. and whose
name will long live in the history of
Salt Lake. May his soul dwell with
the saints of God forever.
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1902-05-31

Even as 1 write on the wings of the
wind comes news that Lord Paunce-
fote, late British minister to the
United States, has been called To- a
higher court, and so fall the leaves in
autumn.
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1902-05-31

Sir Wilfred Laurier, who has been prime
minister in Canada since 1896 is among
those to be raised to the peerage when
King Edward is crowned next June.
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1902-05-31

IF a man sprang from monkey
what did woman spring FROM
Don't know
why. a mouse
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1902-04-09
DIRECT NOMINATION SURE II
COME


The Republican state platform de-
mands the extension OF primary re
form all over the state. But what do
they mean? The lockwood law
There is great danger In that system
being extended
The lockwood law legalizes ring
rule, and puts the expense of the prl.
mary on the taxpayer II requires
states TO be made by the managers
and then puts all the states, Republi'
can, Democratic and Independent, on
one ticket.
In all Multnomah county only 700
Democrats voted the Democratic pri-
mary ticket. The rest, several thou
sand, took part as Democrats, but
voted with one Republican faction or
the other.
The Lockwood primary law was
supposed 10 be a reform measure.
passed by the citizens delegation OF
the last legislature It resulted In the
most highly centralized political des-
pOtiBm ever exercised I'm Oregon.
.Le only difference between the
Portland primary and some held at
Salem and Woodburn. and other parts
OF the state. was that the Lockwood
DILL legallzes the fraud, and saddles
tho expense on the county.
Direct nomination, as proposed In
the Republican and Democratic plat
forms OF Marion county. is the only
remedy. A direct nomination bill
should be prepared I'm Marion county
and passed,
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1902-04-09

( I'm my judgment the foundation OF
political reform must be laid I'm a pro
gram OF solvency-what ] call sound
municipal finance. II goes back TO the
proposition laid down in Plato's Re
public--that o just community must
be as Just as a just individual. It goes
back TO the proposition that your city
school and county debt, with a debt of
; 1870 900, with nearly $4,000 actual in
terest, is handicapped by unsound
finance. I know of no way to be hon
est IN these matters, TO get on the po-
litlcal horse that Is eating It's head of.
and go onto a platform Of common
honesty and pay as you 60. This thing
OF mortgaging the community TO East.
ern bondholdeTs Is a crime against the
community. that paralyzes the enter
prise. destroys local patriotism and
corrupts the very foundation of gov
ernment. Il puts the cart before the
horse, and asks that patient ami.
mai, the taxpayer, TO back the load up
hill | see no way out for your com
munity, but for men of a given amount
Of honesty and intelligence TO SIT down
and figure up the obligations of the
community. say by the eternal they
shall not be increased, reduce the
fixed charges TO a minimum, and make
provisions for carrying the debt of the
community with the earnings OF the
people THAT, as a rule, lie idle in the
banks as deposlts) on the popular loan
plan, increase your revenue I'm every
legitimate way. except by a partner.
ship with vice and crime. BY this
mean that vice and crime cannot be
assessed and protected and make any
money out of II. Put II on a perfectly
fair basis of permitting no assess
ments for political purposes and ex-
tending II no protection, but enforcing
laws against II when called upon to
do so by owners OF property or per
sons wronged. OF course. a non-partl-
san business administration OF munic-
ipal affairs Is absolutely indispensable
TO success on these lines, but we have
demonstrated at Salem that II is prac-
tical, and good politics, and does not
interfere with existing political organ
izations, except 10 put them out of
business that does not rightfully be-
long TO them under any clrcum-
stances"
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1902-04-09
M'KINLEY AND CAESAR.

Bishop Fowler, before the New Yorl
conference delivered an eulogy oi
Mckinley. in which he expressed tn,
sentiment that compared with Caesar
the latter would have TO take a bach
seat
We are willing to give Mckinley, az
ex-presldent, all the praise that is his
due. In fact the American people have
the habit Of gushing over men out oI
all proportions 20 their Just deserts
and then forgetting them.
But Julius Caesar was a greater mar
than Mckinley, although II may not
be popular just yet TO say so. For his
times and enlightenment Julius Cae
sar Is ranked with the Saviour by as
eminent a critic as Froude.
Caesar not only conquered great ma
tions, but treated them with humanity
and justice, and made them friends
and supporters Of the Romans, which
has not yet been accomplished by the
Americans, In at least one case.
In the siege OF Alesia Julius Caesar
won the greatest victory over enemies
In front and behind that was ever
gained by any general. a performance
OF military prowess that no general of
any age can equal.
As a literary man Julius Caesars
Commentaries rank him among the
greatest historians, and not even Gen
eral Grant surpasses him as an annal-
list. We need not be unjust 10 Nc
Kinley or any other great American.
But let no man make himself ridlcu-
lous by comparisons that will not
bear the light Of an ordinary school
boys knowledge OF history
Mckinley may have traced his birth
from the first king OF Ireland and
eighty other kings. but as a fighter
and writer he was no Caesar.
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1902-04-09

What selfrespecting American
would want 20 go to King Edwards
coronation at public expense? II any
American millionaire wanted 10 kow
tow To British monarchy, why
weren't they allowed 20 go on their
own hook2 Il Is supposed that this
country went out of that royal bust
ness in l1,v, and here Is congress ap
propriating money To send embassa
dors. There are people In this coun
try who don't even want TO visit a
national capital that IS honey-combed
with snobbery. and seem to have lost
all realizing sense OF American Ideals
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1902-04-09
GET YOUR SHARE.

Blackmen, whitemen, red
men, yellowmen,-all are busy
eating away at the worlds
food supply-every day-three
times a day,
Every one is entitled to a
share. Are you getting yours
Does it do you good1
If not, take SCOTS Emulsion.
II is a concentrated, predigest-
ed iood-much nourishmentin
small spaee-and all usable by
the weakest system.
1t restores the flesh Of young
and old.
ssaA Co., Free Sampls
SCOTT a RowNG. cAsnhas. ~ Psali s.. ny.
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1902-04-09
THE DAILY JOURNAL
BY HoFER BROTHERS.
EXPANDING EveNlNo JOURNAL

The Journal is favored with a copy
OF the Galesburg, ILL.,. Evening Mail,
which shows the rapid expansion OF
afternoon journalism. The Mail Is in
It's own building, has perfecting
press and linOtypes.
The Mail has twelve pages OF inter.
esting matter, and large advertise
ments. II is strong In news and local
features, and has an entertaining edi'
torial page.
Il is published in one OF the old
centers OF political and historical In.
terest Of the grand state OF Illinois,
and we send IL cordial greetings from
the cornucopla fruit growing center
OF the willamette valley, in Western
Oregon.
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1902-04-09

Home is where the heart lives and
the bills are sent.-Ex.
In the courtship the fellow who
holds his own is the winner-Ex.
It is about time to strike oil again
in the neighborhood of Monmouth
nEa
The Beers are invading England.
They have captured Poet Kipling and
part OF the city OF Dublin.
The Journal has a new linotype
face, and 1t feels as fine as a man who
has just been well barbered.
Charles Burggraf is a successful ar.
chitect, Republican candidate for the
Legislature. and an Albany paper says
the Owl Club, G. II. Burggraf author.
is to be presented at Toledo on April
Sth.
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1902-04-09

At Des Moines. Iowa, the good peo-
pie turned their backs on strong
business candidate for mayor and
nominated q machine man at the pTi-
maries, In order, as they said, that he
might be defeated at the election by a
Prohibition.Democrat The machine
man went In, and the good people will
pay the bill for their folly.
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1902-04-09

The most up-to-date bicycle is the
chainless coasterbrake, cushion
frame. changeable-Geer, extension
frame. puncture- proof, self-infiating
auto-motor, archaeological wheel.
There is a saloon en- route to Roose-
welt, Idaho, but so far It lacks a grave
yard When this latter necessity Is
supplied the boom will be in full
swing, says the Boise News.
Woodburn has gone dry by an in
creased majority. That is the way one
political faction gets even with the
other as a result of the fight in the
primaries.
Minstrels, Shakespeare and grand
opera for oalem in rapid succession
now watch which gets the biggest
house.
There is no greater attraction for
a barber shop than an artist Of the ra-
zor who is also good fish and game
liar
New York Life is Americas greatest
weekly illustrated humorous publica-
ton II is clean and wholesome, and
applies bitter and biting sarcasm only
to great and fragrant abuses that right
minded people enjoy seeing cremated.
Here few OF the latest bits Of witt
cism:
A friend in need is a friend indeed.
A woman's broken heart mends
beautifully, II 1t is attended TO at
once.
People in glass houses should 'go"
way back and sit down.
There is at least one Christian
thing about Christian Science-they
don't vivisect.
THE senator is here from some
Western state is he not?'
His state can't be very far West.
heard him say his seat cost him only
one hundred thousand dollars"
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1902-04-09

The Democrats OF Douglas county
have endorsed p. o. Coshow for con.
gress against Thos. II. Tongue. He is
an able lawyer and business man.
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1902-04-09

The Florin. Cal. strawberry district
will this year ship 10000 crates OF
Gods best berry
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1902-04-09

MIR, Shakespeare first appearance
in town for twelve years should Insure
him a royal welcome.
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1902-04-09
JOURNAL x.RAYs.

The Democratic state convention
Thursday will make history.
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1902-04-09

Direct nomination would be the
death of bossism. Il has been adopted
I'm St. Paul. Minneapolis and Chicago.
II is established in many states.
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1902-04-09

An automobile has gone through the
Grand Canon of the Colorado by it's
own power and on it's own wheels.
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1902-04-09

The Skandanavians OF Stockholm
have sent $500 toward the Mckinley
monument
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1902-04-09

Give the bosses the control of nom.
nations, and they will do ali the rest.
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1902-04-09

Cecil Rhodes died leaving millions
for education anU a bloody war to pos
terity. Was such a man a benefactor?
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1902-04-09

The Beers say the war. such as It is,
will be carried on for four years more.
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1902-04-09

If the city Of Salem can buy 1000
horsepower water power, better do
IL