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The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1902-06-27
In the mule's Favor.

would you like TO trade your mule
for this automoblle7" asked the face
tious tourist.
mo. subj" answered Mr.. Erastus
Pinkiey. ''Ef a mule gifts contrary,
you kin allu Deepen on him to move
whom he gifts hungry. But when n
automobile balks dc case is hope
less"
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1902-06-27
The HoteI aueat pldnt KICK.

The hotel proprietor was good at
reading faces.
we aim TO please" he said before
the guest could speak. when we have
Kicker in the house we try 10
give him something TO kick about.
We have a room for that particular
purpose, which we always reserve
for the Kicker and we have an abb
sentmlnded waiter that we always
give him. What were you about to
remark"
Il was about TO remark" returned
the guest, suddenly changing his
mind. that never knew hotel more
to my liking"
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1902-06-27

Castleton--I have been making
some big improvements in my library.
Clubberly-what have you been do
Ing?
"oh, giving away a lot of books"
Detroit Free Press.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1902-06-27

"They say young Foley has been
wandering In his mind lately" said
one man TO another.
WELL" was the heartless reply,
'from what I've seen and heard OF him
he's safe enough; he can't wander very
far"
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1902-06-27
rhalr Allmenta.

Knicker-The de styles aren't look
ing we'll.
Bocker-No. She is getting over a
ping pong wrist and he is just recoy-
aing from a poker hand.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1902-06-27

niece OF tho late President buchanan.
and was the mistress OF tho white
house when King Edward, then tho
youthful Prince OF Wales. visited this
country IN 1860. Mrs. Lane was mar
riod In 1866 to Henry Elliott John
son OF Baltimore. and for a time lived
at Wheatiand. but now makes her
home In Washington. The invitation
aent her by the king IL In memory OF
the honpitalltlea the then Miss Lane
extended TO the then Prince Of Wales
IN the White House.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1902-06-27
roc Meanre a Repast.

I'VE have music for dinner" said
The proprietor OF one of the Pennsyl'
kania Avenue hotels, pompously.
Il hope to gracious that's not all
Tou hRyel" replied the hungrylook-
Ing man with the Panama hat.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1902-06-27
The Picture Show.

Good thing young Swift got on
about Dobley's latest picture"
"The picture OF the wrecked sailors
on the barren island?"
yes; named by Swift No Sale
from Day TO Day New York
Times.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1902-06-27
The Eminent Lawyers client.

what" asked the eminent Grim.
inal lawyer, is your friends do
fense?"
That depends altogether on you"
replied the friend OF the accused. "If
he had one we would be consulting a
cheaper lawyer"
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1902-06-27
ldy-whislSy. please.


what makes your billy so meek
and mild these days?" inquired tho
FIRST nanny goat.
Hes got religion. guess" said
tho other.
you don't say7"
yes. he ate a Bible the other day"
Catholic Standard and Times.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1902-06-27

You must always have the greatest
respect for your parents" said the
benevolent stranger.
Il have" answered the boy with
rockies. why, either one of them
can whip me with one hand"
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1902-06-27

II think the seventeenyear locust
is an interesting study" observed the
lady OF uncertain age.
ut must be-" we answered thought.
lessly. especially to one who has
traced them down from generation to
generation"
But, OF course. It was her own
fault that she took II personally.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1902-06-27
Her system.

He-"Mrs. Wise seems 10 under
stand how to manage her husband
pretty we'll"
she--"Yes. She let's him have her
own way In everything. Life.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1902-06-27
Army 0rlLe vIslrs LONDON.

Miss Ellnor Wilson Accompanies Her
Father Aoroso the Water.
An army belle who win he a promi.
mont figure nj the coronation OF King
Edward ia Miss Ellnor Wilson. tho
younger daughter OF Gen. ]. II. vii.
son. The general win cross M the OF.
hcial representative OF Uncle Sans
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1902-06-27

MOS. which yield to the sway Of King
Edesru by accepting peace terms.
ahcsn by heavy lines. They have an
area OF 100000 square miles. Under
the terms granted the burghers. South
Africa will have practically tho meas.
ure OF independence that Australia
has.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1902-06-27
DEAN OF DIPLOMATIC CORPS.

Or. Won Holleben, German Ambassa.
dor, Now Holds That Position.
DR.. Theodore Won Holloben. who has
become dean Of the diplomatic corps.
arrived In Washington Nov 20, 1897,
an the plenlpotentiary from Germany,
and at once captured everybody who
met him. The new dean Is hand
some man. somewhat over 80. who has
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1902-06-27
Indiana Mans RIse to Wealth.

Daniel q. Reid. the Wall street mag.
nate, who Ia said to DO worth about
s25. 000,o 900, ia building a splendid resi-.
dence at his old home. Richmond,
Ind. IN which place he was born
some forty-four years ago. He began
hfo as a grocery boy In tho store OF
a man whose son, w. b. Leeds, ia nod
his partner In numerous vast enter
prison About 1893 they went into
the manufacture Of tin plate. Six
years later the tin plate industries
were consolidated into trust. with
Reid as president. Later that cor,
poratlon was absorbed by tho steel
trust, Of which Reid and Leeds are
both directora
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1902-06-27

all the dignity OF the scholar. and
the grace OF the elegant man OF the
world. He studied the arts and the
sciences at Bonn and Heidelberg, and
nearly thirty years ago he began his
diplomatic career at Toxic. He has
served In numerous important posts.
and Washington people hope he will
remain there indefinitely.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1902-06-27
SURE Tont.

How can you tell real cut glass
from the imitation" asked Mrs, Gas
we'll
"You can't always" said Mr.. Gas.
we'll. but when anybody offers you a
piece OF real cut glass for 10 cents
don't buy H."
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1902-06-27

IN bet the tide thinks itself
heavy sport"
"Why2"
because It comes In avery nisht
with long green a1l
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1902-06-27
To See Coronation
GUEST or KlNc EDWARD.

Mrs. Harriet Lane johnson Invited.
TO Attend the Coronation.
Mrs Harriet Lane johnson. who
win attend the coronation at the spe-
clal invitation Of King Edward is the
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1902-06-27
Making a Chain.

In making chain short bars ara
curved, then, the links fastened
while soft, and the whole welded llto
a solid chair
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1902-06-27

smyhe eryant-Brdget
Bdge-Yiss pocket the trousers
o through them.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1902-06-27
In South Africa
CHIEF IN SOUTH AFRICA.
Gen. Lytteiton ls 10 De In Command
Of The erltish Forces.

Gen. Neville Gerald Lytteilon. who
win remain IN charge OF the British
forces In South Africa pending tho
The Bemidji pioneer., 1902-07-17

the meeting everyone seemed
very enthusiastic in favor OF the
project, realizing that Dame For
tune doesn't knock at the door
every day. is
Tom Shevlin, who is at the
head of the Crookston Lumber
CO., was in the city over night
Friday and together with Messrs.
Street and Markham viewed the
proposed site for the new mill.
Mr.. Sheylin was pleased and ex-
pressed his belief that tho mill
will be built.
Last Tuesday John Steidl and
Pat Russell went to the cities to
make arrangements with the
Townsite people and also the
Shevlin. Carpenter people, after
which election will be held and
no doubt bonds will be issued
without even Il murmur OF dis
sention.
The Bemidji pioneer., 1902-07-17
BONDS ENDORSED
At the Citizens Meeting Thurs.
day Night. Mill will be
Built.

Many citizens interested in Be.
midi and Beltrami county met
at the city hail last Thursday
evening and discussed the ques.
tion of issuing bonds in the sum
of $4,000 to buy the park on
Lake front, situated between
Fourth to Twelfth streets, from
the 'Townsite Go. Said ToWnsite
company to deed to the Crooks
ton Lumber company tract Of
100 acres of land at the south
end of Lake Bemidji for a mill
site. The Crookston Lumber
company will build the mill here
if the mill site is given them. At
The Bemidji pioneer., 1902-07-17
TRIES TO END LIFE
Mrs. r. w. Potter Of This City
Drinks Morphine And
Strychnine.
To The CHIEF Or POLICE:

To The CHIEF Or POLICE:
~a DEAR SIR: I wish to ask
of you as the last favor Of my life
that there be no inquest over me.
I have taken morphine to end my
life as I am sick and out of
money, and the people here are
tired of me, so there is no help
for me but to end my life. All
the money I have is in a purse
under my pillow Have me bur
ried from here. Do not take me
to the morgue for that is, of no
use to put the city to extra ex-
pense. I will leave my things
here for Mrs. Barwise. i have
no relatives or friends. Bob can
tell you the rest.
Yours with respect,
JANE POTTER.
The above letter was written
by Jane Potter previous to her
attempt at suicide Wednesday
morning, at her residence west
of the city hall. She drank of
both morphine and strychnine
but was found very shortly after
wards in great agony. DR.. Nor
rison was summoned and did all
he could for the suffering woman.
She was found in a conscious
state and acknowledged that she
wrote the letter and that her act
was premeditated. Chief Of
Police Bailey is in possession of
The Bemidji pioneer., 1902-07-17

the letter which was written
with steady hand considering
the subject at issue. The Chief
tells us that in all probabilities
the woman will be dead ere this
is i'm print. .-. 4...@
The Bemidji pioneer., 1902-07-17

Napoleon Code, q well known
.lumberjac around Benidii, was
taken to the Crookston Jail last
week, where he was to serve a
sentence of 60 days for drunken
and disorderly conduct. The ef-
fects of poor whiskey, however,
shortened his term, as he died
in jail Tuesday. He was about
80 years of age.
The Bemidji pioneer., 1902-07-17
ST. MINER SCHOOL
Fifty-five Teachers From All Parts OF
The County, and a Few From
Abroad, in Attendance.

that is being taken, and a great
amount Of good, in all probabili-
ties, will be accomplished. The
instructors selected for this
school by the state superintend-
ent are of the best, and those
who are in attendance will be
better qualified to fulfill their du-
The Bemidji pioneer., 1902-07-17

The Beltrami county training
school began in this city
last Monday with a substantial
enrolment, fifty-fve teachers be-
ing present. This is the first
school of this character held in
Beltrami county and it is graft
fying to note the vast interest
The Bemidji pioneer., 1902-07-17

Miss Marguerite Jerrard OF
st. Cloud made a short visit with
her brother, E. H., Tuesday. She
left Yesterday for Walker.
The Bemidji pioneer., 1902-07-17

ties as teachers on account of
spending four weeks at this time
in training for their work.
The teachers IN charge of the
training school are as follows:
E. r. Carroll, Grand Rapids; S.
G. Yeager, Fosston; and Henora
J. Sutton, Alexandria. Mr.. Car
roll is the conductor, while Mr..
Yeager and Mr.. Sutton are, the
instructors.
And itsmight be said that those
in attendance are teachers who
have taught school in various.
parts of the country. They are
school ma'ams of all ages from
"sweet sixteen" to twento-tWo
years, and every one is beautiful
and charming. The Oldest has
seen but twenty one summers,
but there is an occasional peda-
gogue with more years on his
head.
The patrons of this school are
welcome in Bemidji; welcome to
enjoy the most beautiful scenery
I in northern Minnesota, and the
kindest treatment at the hands
of the most hospitable people.
Following is a list of the teach
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1902-05-01
SOMETIMES NOT.

Pierpont Morgan is reported to have
set I'D the doctrine, while testifying last
month in lawsuit i'm New York in con-
nection with the consolidation into the
Northern Securities Company OF New
Jersey, of the northwestern railroads,
known as the Northwestern Merger, ~
that men who own property may do
what they like with it. To any person
with well-balanoed intellect and reason
ably sensitive conscience this would APP
pear to depend upon how they own the
property. If it is justly and wholly their
property, unincumbered by other inter-
ests, it is true that they may do as they
like with it, provided, of course, they do
not use it to the prejudice of the rights OF
other people. If a man owns sulphur
match, for instance, he may not use it to
fire his neighbours barn. He may use it,
however, to light his own cigar with,
even if somebody else wishes him to de-
vote it to an altruistic purpose. But
when mans property is charged with
a trust, he is bound to ,execute the trust.
Consequently the question of whether
man may do what he likes with his own
property depends upon whether or not a
trust encumbers it. And trust does
cucumber the ownership of the north
western railroads. The highway privi-
leges which constitute q part of those
properties, are gifts from the people in
trust; and one of the conditions of the
trust is that there shall be no combna-
ton by or between lines traversing the
same territory.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1902-05-01
A GOOD STORY

"A certain young lady in DEL
icate health was advised by her
doctor to take a half-teaspoon-
full of SCOTS emulsion of cod
liver oil after dinner-once a
day-and found herself almost
suddenly growing robust.
So small a dose is by no
means the rule; the rule is
whatever the stomach will bear
mot more. Another rule is !:
take it on every least occasion,
but not too much; don't over
do it.
we'llsend you little to Try, II you like.
SCOTT & BOVINE, 400 Pearl street. New York
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1902-05-01
Draught Horses.

Just received carload of we'll match
ed and thoroughly broken draught
horses, weighing from 1900 to 1900 lbs.
For sale by.
SIMMONS & BYLEs.
Att Montesano, Wash
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1902-05-01
EL.MA

The cases of small pox reported neal
Satsop have yroved to be only chicken
pox.
Jas. Anderson OF this place was badly
hurt at Shaw and Wright's lumber mill
two miles south east of Elma Monday
morning. He was caught by the line
shaft and dragged or hurled with terrific
force against the lumber lying near. DIR.
French who was called to attend him
says that it is great wonder that he
was not killed. He has a hole in the
top of his head and badly bruised right
arm in consequence of the accident but
will recover. DR.. French brought him
to Elma and placed him in his hospital.
Jesse Platter, working in j. E. Muir
rays camp eight miles east OF Elma was
brought town Monday morning on the
freight train in time to catch the pas
senger train for Olympia to be placed in
the hospital there on account OF Il
broken leg. He was at work with the
donkey in the logging camp assisting in
dragging lags when his coat caught fire
from the sparks from the engine. He
began to put out the fire forgetting the
danger of his position when ne was
caught between two logs and his leg
broken.
The body of F. w. Emerson, the mill
owner who was drowned at Porter a
month ago, was found Sunday morning
about 7 o'clock, by "Indian Pete" 1t
was very near the place, at Porter ferry,
where he was drowned. His arm was
thrown over a root in the driftwood and
his body was held to the place by a grip
that must have been fixed in death. 1t
was in badly decomposed condition.
The Indian will get the one hundred
dollars reward that WAS offered at the
time and for which he worked so faith
fully for month.
Elma is soon to be the headquarters
of mining compang. Facts are not
very accessible as yet regarding it. 1t is
syndicate. Capital is to be one million
dollars at one dollar a share. DIR. JOS
Lent, Marshall Clay and c. B. Ferris
are the chief promoters of the new
enterprise. Its operations will be in
Okanogan county, Wash. The assays
shows $4,000 ton in gold besids other
metals. A sample of the ore was sent
to St. Louis for expert analysis and fully
gustains the claims on the basis of the
assay. Papers have been prepared, con-
tracts drawn up and everything is ready
to take subscriptions for the stock and to
complete the organization by the cleo
ton of officers.
Won't Follow Advice After Paying For it.
In recent article prominent physi-
clan says, cit is next to impossible for
the physician to get his patients to carry
out any prescribed course Of hygiene or
diet to the smallest extent; he has but
one resort left, namely the drug treat.
ment." When medicines ara used for
chronic constipation, the most mild and
gentle obtainable. such as Chamber
Iain's Stomach & Liver Tablets, should
be employed. Their u.s. is not followed
by constipation as they leave the bowels
in a natural and healthy condition. For
sale by Evans Drug Co.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1902-05-01
sciatic Rheumatism Cured After Fourteen Year.
Of Suffering.

II have been afflicted with sciatic
rheumatism for fourteen years." says
Josh Edgar, of German, Cal. II was
able to be around but constantly suffer-
ed. tried everything ri could hear Of
and at last was told try Chamberlain's
Pain:Balm, which 1 did and was lmmedi-
ately relieved and in short time cured,
and am happy. to say it has not since
returned" Why not use this linement
and get we'll? 1t is for sale by Evans
Drug Co.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1902-05-01

20 Vanwinkle, medical attend
ance at pest house Oakville. -. 80 90
John Glenn, mdse for sheriff -. 70
Bill rejected:
G H Greenbank, checking list of
state lands for assessor. .... % 90
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1902-05-01
NOTICE.

nv 4SGS.
REWARD will be paid for TRUE and Ac-
CURATE INFORMATION of any TREsPAss or
TIMBER CUTTING on following described
lands in Chehalis county:
Twp: 1911; Sec l., ~ OF ne IA, l-2 of sw IL,
and sel-4 sec q ne Ia sec 81 ~ of Sc Ia sec 10
sec II; l-2 of ne IA, Sc IA of ne L. and 10 of
sec II.
Twp. 1910: NV II of sw IA sec 5; e1-2 of Sc
IA. sw Ia of Sc 4, lot z and Sc IA of sw IA sec
9; n ~ OF ne IA, NV Ia. and ne IA of sw Ia
Sect
Twp. 1873: 8 l-2 Of NV IA, 1-2 of sw IA, sec 8;
Sc IA sec 49, sec 20: 1-2 of sec o. n 10 and sw
IA sec rs; l-2 sec 30; and ne IA sec 49,
Twp. 1875: Sec 4, 8 IL sec II: ne IA, S IL of
NV Ia sec IA: IA of ne IA, IL of ne Ia sec
20; ne IA end l-2 of sec %.
Twp. III: ~, IA sec u.
Twp. It's: = 2 sec "a.
TWP. i9.S, E. see 2; " l.: of sw IA, sw IA of
NV IA SEQ. liUt-2 of SEQ 8; W IA sec 26
TWP. 2o9: \ 2 of NV IA. ne IA of sw IA sec
.; IL OF =. zee 5; 1.2 OF 1-2, and IL sec
2; n 12 SEQ g. s12 OF Sc x, ne IA of sw Ia sec
.: NV IA Or NV IA, and sw IA sec 9; sw Ia sec
26; l-2 OF NV Ia sec 49, and II IL of ne Id sec go
Twp. 20-10; Ne IA sec %
GEORGE l.. FLErrz, Bet, oft, Michigan
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1902-05-01

The HERALD wants an agent in ever.
precinct in the county, and offers term
that will allow each one to make goot
money. Write for particulars. If.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1902-05-01

Bryan's Commoner for one year and
the Aberdeen HERALD for three months
for 81. Send all orders to this Office.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1902-05-01

WANTED TO BUY-Young calves. Will
take them as soon as dropped. l.
DUcLoss, Hoquiam road, opposite the
slaughter house. 1t
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1902-05-01

PUTNAM FADELESS DYES are
last to sunlight, washing and rubbing.
Sold by 10c per package. Sold by Evans
Drug Co.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1902-05-01
SATSOP

VIM Sherwood is able to be about
again.
Mrs. Gleason was visiting in Gatsop,
Monday.
Miss Addie Mouncier returned from
Elma Monday.
Mrs. Anna Whitmarsh and son visited
at Winston's this We k.
Elias Glenn and John'Oberg started Cor
the gold fields OF Alaska, Monday.
Grandma Sparks and her son Johs,
Brewer are visiting in Satsop this week
The shingle mill men are loading
several cars of first class shingles this
week.
Miss Emma Jensen, of Aberdeen,
visited her sister, Mrs. G. G. Hutchin-
son this week.
Grandma Morgan returned to Lester,
Wash. last Monday, after an extended
visit with her son, Geo. G. Morgan, and
family.
All report an excellent time at the en-
tertainment at Morgan's hall last Satur-
day evening. Mrs. Burchel's baby took
first price.
Mrs. Powers and son arrived from
California this week to join Mr.. Pow
ers in their new home on the Chas.
Reid place.
Gran dina Maris, mother of Geo. r.
Maris, went to Olympia Monday in COM
pany with Mrs. White, who has been
visiting her daughter, Mrs. Frank Glenn.
The electoIs of this school dietrict will
be called upon to vote for new two
room school house this year. Satsop
is able to have and should have school
house in keeping with the growth of the
town. A new site will be selected.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1902-05-01

A man with an ''overheated con-
science" is one who talks right and votes
wrong.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1902-05-01

Wedding and engagement rings.
GOLDMAN'S, Seattle.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1902-05-01

Bryan's Commoner for one year and
the Aberdeen HERALD for three months
Tor =! SEND AL orders to this office.