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Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1902-07-31

When a man is looking for wife, he
wants an angel, but when he goes to
housekeeping he sometimes says ugly
things because he didn't get cook.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1902-07-31
a bright student.

Among the "reminiscences of the class
OF 'O2 at Yale is the story Of stout
and healthy looking member who was
told by his tutor that ''he was better
fed than taught" "You teach me.
feed myself" was the retort.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1902-07-31

KnnclS of Concealing Their Knack.
MANY women" said the philosopher
"can make their own clothes, but it is
the exalted few who can make them so
that the others will not suspect it,
Indianapolis News.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1902-07-31
More Fortunate Than Most.

Wigg-No; l can't say that Talkalot
is friend of mine. l merely have
speaking acquaintance with him.
Wagg-Most people only have lis
Observation-Disclosures Philadelphia Rec
ord.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1902-07-31
A Good Example.

We notice that many of our ex-
changes are giving us credit now. We
trust their example will be emulated
by the grocer and butcher at home
Lebanon (TeX.) Gazette.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1902-07-31
Hard Reading.

Professor Morandmore-The books of
the Chaldeans We're written on bricks
Sporter lin a still. small voice)-They
must have made hard reading.-Har-
ward Lampoon.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1902-07-31
sure to Be Prejudiced.

Friend-Don't look so blue. You have
a good case.
Jimson-No use. I'll lose. l know
I'll lose. Every man on that jury
either rented or bought house of me
when was in the real estate business.
New York Weekly.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1902-07-31
Acquiring i GS,,f~ isicen

"Brassie detests oatmeal, but he is
eating it regularly for breakfast now,"
said Larkin.
Whats his object?" asked Gilroy.
"He's trying to improve his golf ac-
cent."-Judge.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1902-07-31

The biggest ivory market in the
world is at the London docks, where
the quarterly sales of ivory average
S5OO.OOO.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1902-07-31
Heredity.

3'Do you believe in heredity?"
Certainly. I know a barber who
has three little shavers. New York
Times
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1902-07-31

of SO. Glen Falls, N. Y, des-
cribes a condition which thous-
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1902-07-31
Louisville & Nashville
Railroad

All classes of business men will find the
greatest chances in the United States to
make large profits by reason of the abund-
ance and cheapness of
Land and Farms Timber and Stone
Iron and Coal Labor--Everything
Free sites, financial assistance and free
dom from taxation for the manufacturer.
Lands and farms at S1.00 per acre and up
wards, and 100000 acres in West Florida
that can be taken gratis under the U. S.
homestead laws.
Stock raising in the Gulf Coast District
will make enormous profits.
Half fare excursions the first and third
Tuesdays of each month.
Let US know what you want and we will
tell you where and how to get it-but don't
delay as the country is filling up rapidly
Printed matter, maps and all information
free. Address,
r. j. WEMYSS,
General Immigration and Industrial Ag't
LOUISVILLE, KY.
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1902-10-31

The annuai nefiinf ~ ne Hawaiian
Lee Stock pfesdHfs Association sn
BE- held November iiih ~ ihe same tin,
~ the fueetine ~ ~. Planters Alsolia
iinn
General ChaNe. ana tle. Governor
Luke y Wright paid an ofhoiai call
upon Governor Dole yesterday They
we're accompanied by The aides ~ Gen
erai chaffee. 'aptain Julian " Lindsey
and Lieutenant Roy w. Harper
The a istln mandamus case went over
f1f another week yesterday az the re-
quest ~ the petitioner The motion
Tor a continuance was made because ~
the death Of James Ashford father ~
=. W. Ashford. who is attorney Tor the
petitioner.
Jared Smith, of the Experiment sta
ton. lectured before the Y W. G. A.
yesterday afternoon on the care Of
house plants His address was full oi
meat and pany of his hearers waited
after the meeting for private talks on
special subjects. Later Mrs. u. Thomp-
son talked entertainingly of Things
Women Should Know
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1902-10-31
AFTER THE ERUPTION.

The attempt to make color prejudlce
ap,ear in the efforts OF Governor Dole
to purify the departments at the CAPT.
tol. Is Characteristic OF the wilcox par
~. But happily the facts point the
other way The first official 10 be ar
rested was u. II. Wright white man
Fugitive w. II. Wright, Hawaiian
with a white skin. was treated win a
leniency which he took instant adNah-
tage OF. escaping with his plunder. sum
mary arrest next fell on the brother OF
". IA. Wright. There followed the sus-
pension of Auditor Austin, stu another
white man. Now comes the eviction ana
arrest of Jas. II. Boyd, Hawaiian rms
makes two men OF color in trouble TO
three white men, which pretty efectual-
ly disposes of the plea that Governor
Dole IL engaged in prosecuting Hawai-
iaps." The truth is that the Governor
is trying to free the public service from
men who use public funds for private
purposes. Irrespective Of what their
color may he. whether white or brown.
Nor can the charge be justly made
that the Governor is acting along point
zeal lines. Where malfeasance, mis-
feasance or non feasance In Office mas
been confessed or proven, the Governor
has not stopped to ask whether the
culprit was a Republican. Democrat
or a Home Ruler. He has simply taken
him as a delinquent and acted as
Roosevelt would do under similar cir
cumstances.
The unfortunate state of things at the
Capitol should lead the Republicans TO
work with redoubled vigor to control
both branches of the Legislature.
Should they fail in this 1t may be i'm
possible for the Governor to secure hon
est men for the vacancies which, it is
presumed. the coming grand jury will
perfect: nor will il be feasible to pass
a bonding act of a kind to guarantee
the taxpayers against losses through
delinquent public servants.
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1902-10-31

The community was deeply stirred
yesterday morning when the news of
the holocaust on Nuuanu street reach
ed il through the Advertiser. That such
a tragic affair could have been deliber-
ately wrought by any one for purposes
of revenge or from any other motive,
seemed incredible, but suspicious are
directed along these lines. If the death
of three persons, in the unspeakable
pangs of fire, was so brought about,
the justification of the capital penalty
applied under Hawaiian statutes to the
crime of arson would be trebly
strengthened in the public mind.
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1902-10-31
PETTICOAT RULE PROMISED.

VIII sta! at n''iie anu u' NV
islature' .,o
IL there Is man III iioiol''
having seen 'he hliSeiapie nNH'' ~
oil the anairs Oh the lerritoly W 40
last iegisiature' Siu 10 NOV Oo'' .,i,lp,
ing scratching ms hepupi'.ai w
cast vote either lor sraishl Vi
hybrid home huier' me apose semen .s
VIII turnish ann ioou ioi le ,, ~, anu
IL Is saie 10 say 'hat ne WIZ jain oNe'
Young LOT this ioiiii VI Pe'''|'"' S''
eminent ,,....,
Mrs. Robert w. WILCOX VINO oe,lNeiea
herself OF the expression IN siueWalh
conversation. is known 10 Honoiuiu pei
pie ana tney can eaSlls loie'"S' JUS
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1902-10-31
A REPUBLICAN PRINCE.

Men there are who aver their ad-
who find fault with the nominee at the
head cf the Republican ticket, on the
ground that he is a recent convert 60
Republcanism. There can be no great
er fallacy than this very belief, for at
TO time since he has been an American
citizen has Prince Kuhio Kalanianaole
has rot proclaimed itself as welded to
tine cardinal principles of Republican
ism. protection of American industries.
Further than this when the young
ali was persuaded by Wilcox to enter
politics and the Home Rule party, for
the purpose of benefiting his people
that organization had the word Re
publican" as an integral part of Its
name, and had proclaimed that II FOL
lowed the principles which found their
apotheosis in the person of William Nc
Ninley. At that time, and II was more
than a year ago too, Prince kuhio on
the floor at the Executive Committee
meetings, declared that he was in favor
of the protection OF the industries of
the islands. And when II came about
! that Wilcox, who had secured the adop-
| ton Of the name Republican as a
part of the title of his party returned
again from the capital and persuaded
Home Rulers that the added title be
/ dropped, as he expressed II that they
might make no enemies" the first rift
occurred which resulted finally In the
| leaving of tn. party by the Prince and
his followers.
The change from party which called
Itself Republican from mere desire [,
secure aid and to that one which oling'
to the cardinal principles was the nat
ural one for such "A man as Prince Ku
hio, who Is wthal frank and oper
4. fighter for the right For him II woul'
he impossible to battle under "A Hesslal
flag, one which meant only self-seekins
. and therefore when he found that tn
+ time had come to lead his people undo
p the Republican banner, he did not hld
. behind any subterfuge, but openly d."
s clurod that he was Republican From
4 head 10 foot
A There could be- no more fallaclou
n theory than that the Prince Is Re
r publican ~ recent ana influenced con
- version, The principal tenets of th
"A grand old party are those which he br
= lleNes IN and follows from choice An
10 h.s support from Republicans shout
70 D. complete ANA fun, Tor through I'm
lhtIr Win como prnpreas ana prosperity
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1902-10-31
Food From Ca ada.

NEW YORK. Oct. 22.-Great interest
is taken, cables the London cores
pondent of the Tribune, in fresh
scheme foe providing English consum-
ers with cheap food supplies from Can
ada. Canadian flour, cheese and bacon
are not unknown in England, but at
present they enter the country through
the usual trade channels, and frequent
ly masquerade as home or foreign prod
uce. The new plan contemplates the
establishment of depots in the princi-
PAL towns of Great Britain so that the
Canadian producer may be brought into
direct relations with the British con-
sumner.
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1902-10-31
Int Mut, or Int CAMPAIGN.

Ne ss~ssn ,he Who have ssa ehsh,s 60 %
.s s. 70, s, "a's ~ 800 ny, % ' 81 - s'' cs
Tos On me o,s h.Sasrss rs''y
rsin number.
al. Them, s g .ss. s a s1a 4s e ' S s
w6cre the .@icnen, Won't dtat
sso we .pS" 100000 on the s,,uc vha r rroeo
S 19S may T r aa and hts r@ay crowd 60,
d esaiure wfcs asked for e near getting t
Incidentally Treasurer wsh and some others Zach with cernna
we as another mans SHOES
sry credits from poor me" ,nd @ iSe my OF hs e s
In Of ninety bills of
ses %eS amend Old simplify the no
a,'lae them
bin 'ssS the repair Of storm damage & $4,000 more
behind the doubtful the
a 5Sr dy 5s' a " e ey outlay
prevent minors serving
%hh has only Seen partially WAS
s aoS % $4,000 pso1 aS
seoc why Home
county Of
% SS lady t p SaS die a oSd G 1H
he SST as s ss %S cos. went to , 5 aa s month a
i5 ss s" Tse %es s and P sF 6ca
"fiy'Srss in al" An eau have give"
slsoooco divided that
n ] @ a way S.ns ss s% @ ap
million begin with Did VIII
cox of he
$40 didn't
get o
he get did
o
We all bill
make Emil rich the scheme
a
but WHAT WILCOX GET?
the commission itself didn't
Wilcox pick them all
a
appoionment BILL time credit
tell whether President
mar
The honor of the Hawaiian the credit of Hawaiian business the vel
and continues verify believe that Congress- in the interests the
the District of Columbia But elect honest and able legislature
a
Prince Kuho things will They cant help it, Then
n a
worthy the honorable white
it,
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1902-10-31
Chicago Univ. rsity.

CHICAGO, Oct. 22.-Plans are being
prepared for a large building in the
business district for Chicago Univer-
sity. to cost $4,000, 900. In it will be To-
Gated the business offices of the Uni
vergity The proposed musical college
of the institution, and in addition the
Central Church and the Thomas Or
Chestra will be tenants. a large hall
with seating capacity of $500 persons
will BE- a feature OF the new structure.
Negotiations for a suitable site are
pending but the location most likely
to be secured. it is said, is on Michigan
avenue, near the Fine Arts building.
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1902-10-31
SORE AND SWOLLEN JOIN

SORE AND SWOLLEN JOINTS
sharp, shooting pains. torturing mus
Giles, no rest no sleep-that means
rheumatism. It Is a stubborn disease
to fight, but Chamberlain's Pain Balm
has conquered it thousands of times
one application gives relief. Try it
All dealers and druggists sells 1t. Ben
son. Smith & Co., Ltd. agents for Ha-
wall
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1902-10-31
VOTE FOR A JOB.

II the United States Government were
to spend money on public works in Ha-
wall, upon building forts, breakwaters.
lighthouses, a navy yard and buildings
for Federal purposes, day laborers
would find plenty to do at good pay for
period of years.
A Republican Congress has these
things to give. All it needs is a Re
publican to ask for them and work for
them. \ Home Ruler, who is neither
"A Republican nor a Democrat but an
enemy of both, would ask in vain just
as Wilcox has asked In vain for two
years past. what is the use of sending
"A man like that To plead and be ignor-
ed again? By doing 80 the Hawaiian
laborer merely cheats himself out Of q
job-and all for the sake of giving WI
cox one.
A labor vote for Kuhio Is vote for q
place on the Government payroll.
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1902-10-31

The vote in the Danish Landsthing
on the treaty ceding st. Thomas and
st. CroiX to the United states, resulted
in a tie. 1t is doubtful, however, that
this will settle the matter owing to the
strong desire of the government to have
the diplomatic engagement ratified and
to be rid of group which is "A source
of expense To Denmark and which
would be quickly lost in the event Of a
war.
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1902-10-31

The withdrawal from the Democratic
end of the Home Rule ticket of Prince
David Kawananakoa is symptom of
the disgust which self-respecting
Democrats have for their Home Rule
associates. The Prince never felt at
ease in the Wilcox following, nor do
some other men who were put there
by the Mccarthy deal. AS u rule Demo-
cratic votes promise to go Republican
this year.
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1902-10-31

NEW YORK, Octobe 22.--Mrs Annie
Kingsley, stab wound in whose
heart was sewed up with six stitches
at Bellevue hospital, is progressing
satisfactorily and is expected to recov-
Ell. Her husband, wno is neld by the
police, has been remandel to await the
outcome of the remarkable surgical
operation.
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1902-10-31

II required all the personal influence
~ George Washington to keep the Sen
ate from impeachinE Alexander Hamil-
ton, Secretary OF the Treasury under
the first administration, for borrowing
$50 from the public funds for one hour.
That is the way fiscal responsibility was
viewed in the early days OF the re-
IubliC
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1902-10-31

The written request of the Governor
that Col, Boyd resign the Office Of Supt
Of Public Works, with the correspond
ence annexed, appears In another col
umn. by reading the letters people
will be able 90 form their own con-
illusions as to the merits of the case.
While neither the Governor nor his
friends are responsible for Colonel
Boyd, he being one Of the officials forced
upon the Executive by the Home Rule
Senate ana its allies Two years ago, his
apparent course, as responsible mem
Der Of the administration, win be q
cause ~ regret among many besidn'
those Nhp have made The further.
anoe Of his political fortunes their spn.
nial object,
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1902-10-31
General Insurance Co. for Sea
River and Land Transport.
Of Dresden.

Having established an agency at Ho.
nolulu and the Hawaiian Islands, the
undersigned general agents are author
lied to take risks against the dangers
Of the sea at the most reasonable rates
and on the most favorable terms.
F. A. SCHAEFER & CO.,
Agents Tor the Hawaiian Islands.
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1902-10-31

The Undetermined havins been a.
pointed agents 81 the above contsno
are prepared 90 insure rfsks asainso
hre on Stone and Brick BuiidinGr srG
On Merchandlse stored therein on she
most favorable terms. For pafticu' are
apply at the ONCE ~
y. A. sCHAErER a Co. Ass.
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1902-10-31
German Lloyd Marine lnsur % CO
OF BERLIN.
Fortuna General Insurance c.
OF BERLIN.

The above Insurance Csmpan MES have
established a general agency here, anl
the undersigned. general agents, are
authorized to take risks against the
dangers OF the sea at the most reason.
terms.
f. A. sCHAEFER a CO,
General AgentA
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1902-10-31

The Boyd case is In one of the stages
of development. one unopened chapter
as We are unoficially informed, refers
10 contracts made by the Department
of Public Works,
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1902-10-31

The Austin case, u may be remarked,
VIII not be settled by Judge Gear There
m supreme court 10 hear from also
Grand Jury,
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1902-10-31

II Was the trite old saying here,
When We are annexed We snail have
stable government" II appears 10 be
a stable hlled with Kicking mules,
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1902-10-31

Democrats who have surrendered tp
Home lMlrrs cannot read anybody nut
NJ ne Democratic party, least nf AN
lhe Spokesman, a paper Nhlnh stands
for ferency ana loyalty IN lhe parry
0fEsnlsaiinn
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1902-10-31

Lopers who want 10 be imprisoned
shilr alive ANA burned when dead, viii
naturally do an they can Tor the VII
cox bill
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1902-10-31

The presence ~ frank Godfrey ana
'haIles WILCOX in responsible positions
in the olhfr NJ The Hoard ~ fublii
Works Ia haYlng' aOlns other lhlnRs
sn impressive efpnF upon The ias'
payers
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1902-10-31

Tho Washington dispatch about me
nnilags n the commission rrprssenls
me views ~ one senator, not ~ lhftr.
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1902-10-31
MISCELLANEOUS
ROsI,s
MEpNEspAYIs sALEs.

Between boards ~ seyen,y-hye Eva
$685. asS Hawaiian sugar, $685. siN o. H.
a l. 60. sos.
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1902-10-31
ain In Stomach

II has ben -aid that health,
person doesn't know he has =
stomach
How unhealthy ,.s dyspcp,ic
must bel
lie feels ma II he were oil ston.
ioh, aud one thing tina. makes him
feel SO Is that pain at the PIT oi the
stomach - sometimes ~ "all.gone
feeling; sometimes burning
sensation"
II suffered from pains N my stomach
and could not at. An old gentleman told
me 30 take Hoods sarsa1arlla, which
did, and after the use Of four bottles |
gained my appetite, and was soon com
pletely cured, SO that now feel like a new
man. On no account would / be without
Hoods Sarsaparilia In my house" liENRY
CALLAs, IL Commercial 81, Portland. Me.
Hoods S0rsapdriiid
and Pills
Cure dyspepsia, inSigorate and
tone the whole digestive system.
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1902-10-31
BUSINESS CARDS.

F. A. SCHAEFER g. cO.-Importer,
and Commission Merchants, Honolu.
lu, Hawaiian Islands.
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1902-10-31
The Bank Of Hawaii
LIMITED.

Incorporated Under the Laws OF ths|
Republic of Hawaii.
IAflIAL ................'., soVV,VVV'W
OFFICERS AND DIRECTORS.
Cnas M. Cooke .........,,,... fresauent
p. c. Jones ........... Vice President|
9. ii. Cooke ........... ........ Cashlerl
+. C. Atherton ......Assistant Cashier
Directors-Henry Waterhouse. Toni
May, +. w. Macfarlane. Z. ID. Tenneys|
]. A. McCandless.
Sollcits the Accounts OF Firms. Cord
porations. Trusts, individuals. and VIII
promptly and carefully attend to aiy
business connected with banking end
trusted TO It. Sch and Purchase Ford
eign Exchange, Issue Letters OF credit|
SAVINGS DEPARTMENT.
Ordinary and Term Deposits received
and interest allowed IN accordance with
rules and conditions printed In past
books, copies OF which may be had Cd
application,
Judd Building. Fort street,
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1902-10-31
HONOLULU STOCK EXCHANGE.
Honolulu, October 80, 1902.
SUGAR

G. Brewer q Go. ......
l.. b. Kerr Co., Ltd.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1902-09-14

New York, September 13-A familiar figure to Americans in Paris was Mile.
 Wanda de Boneza of the Comedie Fran cais. From Besancon, Monsieur Claretic came back in a hurry to attend the fine funeral they gave her-Claretie having gone to Besancon to attend the Victor Hugo celebration. Wanda died of the King malady-so they call it in society
 Poor Wanda with the big, black eyes! They treated her for jaundice-these wise French doctors, and sent her to the baths of the Chateau Guyon. On her return the true nature of her illness revealed itself. Her case appeared so grave that Dr. Duchatlet called in Professor Dieul afoy and Dr. Segond An operation was decided upon and performed, but too late to save her, as the virus of the disease had already got into the blood When Wanda realized the illness had taken a turn of the worse, she felt her race was all put run. She expressed terror at being left alone. When any acquaintance came in she cried, "Oh, stay with me It is better to face death in company than alone" A consequence of the malady- or operation-was to make furrows in her face, encircle her eyes with black rings
 and to give high and sharp relief to the delicate aquiline of her nose. It fright ened her to see herself in the glass She often excited jealousy. A sister actress