Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1902-05-22
BY JAY
GETCHER
QUINN.

udC0 VI uuO EOuHS SeuCIcludn you
mention is not up to snuff. My ex-
perience has been that when healthy
young man falls under the witchery
of Cupid, an event which still hap
pens with unfailing regularity to
nine-tenths of the young men who
are worth snap, he evinces an in
sane desire to hold hands with the
young woman who happens to be the
particular magnetic center. If the
young man doesn't there is something
wrong and you should advise him to
consult some one with more exper-
fence and follow the advice he
receives. In the meantime, if you
must have your hand held, you might
see DR., Meteorological, who finds
the operation useful in his palm read
ing profession. He charges so much
per hold. of course, but then you may
be willing to pay even more, and GER
tainly are, if the desire to have your
hand held be one half so strong as
you Suggest. Failing McIvor-Tyndall
write again and I will endeavor to
arrange to work overtime to oblige
you.
Sophie Z.-Don't hurry him. I'll
you know anything about piscatorial
angling you will know that the fish
best worth having is the one which
requires the most careful and patient
playing. He is not doing so badly if
he has called four times already since
you met him a week ago There are
we'll authenticated instances of quite
worthy and in every way. desirable
young men dallying with maiden's
affections a whole fortnight before
popping" The kind of progress you
look for is volcanic, and therefore
dangerous. Judge. from the i'm
patience you betray that you are no
longer young and giddy, and if my
surmise be correct, you will probably
be able to bring him to time by as
Stunning hurry. air. You might try
it. 1t isn't infallible, however, and
you may succeed only in driving him
away. But perhaps you are willing
to risk that.
Elmira Rowena PREMATURE bald
ness is not always indicative of early
pietv. 1t may betray previous mat
rimonial experience. Sometimes it is
natural, and then the subject is
marked for distinction in respons-
ible position, such as a bank cashier
or chiropodist. 1t is generally a
painful subject and in the early stages
of courtship you will be wise to avoid
talking about wigs or hair restorers.
After the knot is safely tied it gives
you the advantage of being able to
pose as an old mans darling, if he
isn't mean enough to give out the
impression that his lack of hair is due
to your wifely behavior.
invariably true that the young man
who evinces fondness for very young
babies when IN the presence of the
one he is trying to win, is base de-
ceiver. Ii you marry him he will
probably leave it to you to carry in
the wood and expect you to make the
fire in the morning. 1t isn't natural.
You will be safer.ln linking fortunes
with the man who will cheerfully run
mile to avoid chucking the baby
under the chin and saying ''did ums.
Evangeline Snow-While millinery
or dress making queries are not in
vited shall always be willing to give
the best advice / can on such sub
lects. 10 answer your questions SER
latin. Q.) 1t is not considered the
correct thing to wear decollete gowns
at breakfast. (2.) Vivi kid dressing
is recommended by the best author
tiles for restoring the gloss on straw
hats-black ones, of course. 1t doesn't
answer so well on white. a. You
can't have too much ruching on the
skirt. [ am not quite clear what
ruching is, but | hear it well spoken
of in the best families. You will be
safe to 60 it strong on ruching. a.
Reveres are things which belong
somewhere on Jackets. No, they are
not named after Paul of fast riding
celebrity. (5.) Basic it first and then
sew firmly with pack thread to which
cobbler's wax has been applied. If
that won't hold try copper rivets.
Betty LII the chalk you found in
his pocket is cube, with a round,
we'll worn hollow in one side, you
may safely disbelieve his story that
he uses it for writing price tickets.
When he gives you that "stiff" again
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