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The Green Forest tribune., 1902-08-23
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Speaking to commence at g., p. m. Other candidates for rep resentative will be given an equal division of time and are cordially invited to participate in these discussions.
 I. M. PoYNoR, w. B. CLARK, Chm. Dem. Cen.
 Sec. Com.
The Green Forest tribune., 1902-08-23
FOR SHERIFF,

We are authorized to announce Oscar Grim as candidate for reelection to the office. of Sheriff of Carroll county, subject to the will of the people as ex- pressed at the polls at the general elec- tion, Sept. 1, 1902.
The Green Forest tribune., 1902-08-23
FOR COUNTY CLERK :,

We are authorized to announce w. J. Meador as candidate for County Clerk of Carroll county, subject to the will of dhe people as expressed at the polls at the general election, Sept. 1, 1902.
The Green Forest tribune., 1902-08-23

Chamberlain's Collie, Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy has a world wide reputation for it's cures. It never fails, and is pleasant and safe to take. For Sale by Green Forest Drug Co.,.
The Green Forest tribune., 1902-08-23
ANNOUNCEMENTS.
FOR REFRESHMENTS.

THE TRIBUNE is authorized to an- nounce Hon. Iverson A. Jones as a can didate for representative of Carroll county, subject to the will of the people as expressed at the polls in the general election, Sept. 1, 1902.
The Green Forest tribune., 1902-08-23

AT'the last moment the secre- ary of state decided to have Mr. Greaves' name biased; upon. the ticket as an independent" candidate for governor. This is as 1t should be-, No one can just
The Green Forest tribune., 1902-08-23

VOTE for amendment No. '. It means that legislators shall be on 8 salary instead of drawing S6 per day.,
The Green Forest tribune., 1902-08-23
FOR JUSTICE OF THE PEACE.

We are authorized to announce J. M. Caldwell as 8 candidate for justice of the peace of Hickory township, subject to the will of the people at the general election, Sept. 1.
The Green Forest tribune., 1902-08-23

VOTE for F. o. Butt. It has been twenty eight years since Carroll county had man in the state senate.
The Green Forest tribune., 1902-08-23

VOTE for the road tax. The law is not perfect but it is a step in the right direction.
The Green Forest tribune., 1902-08-23

A VOTE, for F. O. Butt for state senator is vote for Carroll county.
The Green Forest tribune., 1902-08-23
FOR CONSTABLE.

We are authorized to announce J. c. Stevens as a candidate for Constable of Hickory township, subject to the will of the people at the general election, Sept.
The Green Forest tribune., 1902-08-23
VOTE again st license.

VOTE for F. O.. Butt for state senator.
The Green Forest tribune., 1902-08-23
WEST BOUND TRAINS.

Train No. makes connection at Seligman for Ft. Smith and points in- termediate.
 Train No. makes connection at Seligman for St. Louis, Kansas City, Springfield, Monett, Paris, Tex, and all points south.
 No. makes connection at Harrison with No. F for Everton.
 No. 17 from Everton makes connection with No. at Harrison for Seligman. Close connections are made at Everton with hacks for Yelleville, St. Joe and other points in the mineral field. For further information call on or ad- dress s. w. BEACH, Agt.,
 Green Forest, Ark.
The Green Forest tribune., 1902-08-23
TEXAS AND LOUISIANA
Public Speaking.

Hon. c. A. Fuller, the regular democratic nominee for repre- sentative, will address the voters of the various townships of Car roll county on the following dates +<
The Green Forest tribune., 1902-08-23

ly claim him to be nominee of
 any party.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1902-10-17

INQUIRIES are being made in regard to
the right of women to vote for school
officers at the coming election. In the
cities where there is registration law,
women will be required to register the
same as men, but in villages and town
ships, where there is no registration law,
they will be allowed to vote without any
preliminary steps. We understood that
it is the intention of election officers to
provide separate ballot box and sep
arate ticket for the accommodation of
women voters who wish to exercise their
franchise in regard to state and county
superintendent of schools ''~
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1902-10-17
Thirteenth Holds a Reunion.

Eighty survivors of the Thirteenth
regiment, Wisconsin volunteer infantry,
met in annual reunion in GAINESVILLE on
Wednesday, It was the forty-frst an
niversary of the time when they marched
away from GAINESVILLE to the scenes of
active struggle in the war of the REBEL
ion, and this reunion was the thirteenth
which had been held by the regimental
association. Samuel G. Cobb of James
vile, was elected president and W. P.
Clarke of Milton, secretary and treasur
err. At the session in the afternoon ad
dresses were made by President Sali--
bury of Whitewater, Colonel w. p.
Lyon of Madison, Fl, A. Wyse of Reeds
burg, and Captain Edward Ruger, Major
S. G. Cobb, Capt. Pliny Norcross and
VIM. Ruger of GAINESVILLE and Fl. r. Hall
of Melrose Park, Ill. The next reunion
will be held in GAINESVILLE on the third
Wednesday in August, 1903.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1902-10-17

Gov. LAFoLLErTE in his Lancaster
speech Friday made specific denial of
any connection with the school book
deal, washing his hands of the scandal
with frankness that will doubtless sat
isfy his friends that the executive is
ton, however, if it was necessary for the
governor to go beyond his denial and
seek to shield Mr. Kronshage from cen
sure, and indirectly throw the lie back
into the face of Messrs. Stout and Buck
staff. Both these gentlemen now say
the incident is closed so far as they are
concerned.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1902-10-17
About Music Teaching.

The first music teacher must be good
one. Long experience in teaching has
shown that the average pupils can at
tain speed in month shorter time by
alternating slow and fast practice, rather
than by dwelling for long time on slow
motions before attempting the fast ones,
as is commonly the case.
A player of native musical tempera-
ment always plays musically by instinct,
and such playing never lacks phrasing,
nuance and expression, even in the prac-
tice of exercises. And novice in at
tempting to increase the power and pro-
duce a larger tone, unconsciously lifts
and moves hands and feet at every step
when playing. A. PIEPER,
Teacher in touch and technic for artistic
piano playing.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1902-10-17

AT THE rate at which foreigners have
been crowding into this country since
the beginning of the present year, it
seems likely we shall have the largest
accession. to our population in 1902 that
we have had in many years. The good
times that prevail here are, of course, re-
sponsible for this. All Europe knows
there is plenty of work at good wages
here now....For the time. being we can,
perhaps make use of these strangers,
but how will it be when work becomes
scarce and wages 60 down? Some will,
of course, return to the places they came
from but hundreds of thousands will re-
main to swell the army of unemployed
labor. Il
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1902-10-17

A SPLENDID ovation was accorded Sen
ator Spooner by an audience of 1000
people as he opened his campaign in
Milwaukee Monday evening. His ad-
dress covered review of the national
issues and closed with an appeal for
harmony within the party at home. The
Senator will speak at GAINESVILLE on Tues
day evening next and large and enthu-
siastic audience will surely greet him.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1902-10-17
THE
Wisconsin Tobacco Reporter,
Edgerton, Viscnnsin.
FRIDAY, OCTOBER II, 1902.

WE REGRET to learn that i'll health will
prevent II. G.. Adams from taking part
in the present congressional campaign.
The disappointment will be greater to
Mr.. Adams than any one.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1902-10-17
Economical,

Whyte-Browne is very economical,
isn't he?
Black-Browne? Well, I'll tell you.
Browne is the sort Of man who when
he wants an awl and hasn't any in
stead of buying one will go to work
to make one by Strengthening out
corkscrew
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1902-10-17

The st. Paul railroad has just COM
pleted the purchase of $4,000 acres Of
coal lands in Illinois at an expense of
nearly two million dollars and is still
holding options on several thousand
acres more. The purpose of the man
agement is to provide the st. Paul sys
tenn with fuel for all time to come.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1902-10-17

One of the greatest accomplishments
in the world is to be able to back up
the minute you find yourself going
wrong.-Atchison Globe
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1902-10-17
Pre.Cbauce~i.D.

81 confes I can't understand what
your baby's saying"
at is a queer language, isn't it?'
eyes; sort of early English" -Phila-
delphia Press.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1902-10-17
Auction Sales.

Having rented my farm, | will offer for
sale on the premises situated 3 miles
northwest of Milton Junction on the
MELVILLE road, one mile south of New
vile bridge, on Monday, Oct. Goth, at l
o'clock p. NJ, the following property:
One 4-year-old mare, weight 1900 lbs;
10 head of cattle, 6 mich COWS that are
fresh in milk. These cows are all young
and high testers, testing 4.80 to $40 oil
test. 4 yearling and 2-year-old steers.
% shoats, 5 brood sows with pigs from
to 6weeks old, one corn cutter, one truck
wagon, one platform wagon, one corn
planter, cheakTower,s setH<of f air bank S
6OO-lb. scales, two hand cultieators. one
3-piece land roller, one wood rack, one
hay rack. one grind stone, one Single har-
ness, one fur robe, work bench, guam
tity of hay rope and other farm tools.
Six acres of corn in shock, $50 to 200 bu.
of oats, 80 blu. of barley, quantity of
household goods consisting of chairs,
carpets, bedsteads and bedding, dishes,
canned fruit, books and book case, pic
ture frames, one wood heating stove.
Usual terms.
w. 7. DooLEY, VIM. HEMPBELL,
Auctioneer. Proprietor.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1902-10-17

The undersigned will sell at public
auction on his farm 4 mile north of the
MELVILLE bridge, on the Albion road, on
Monday, Oct. q, 1902, at 10 o'clock a. NJ.
the following property:
Six head Of work horses, l bay geld
ing years old, bay mare 10 years old,
l bay gelding years old, l yearling colt,
5 mich cows, 3 yearling steers, 1 yearl-
ing heifer, 2 calves. l bull, p spring
shoats, 81 sheep, 81 lambs, buck, dou-
BILE buggy, single buggy, heavy spring
wagon, lumber wagon, pair of bob sleds,
sulky pillow, hand pillow, sulky corn cult
vator, seeder, mower, hay rake, drag,
marker, pulverizer, roller, corn shelter,
tanning mill, tobacco cultivator, hay
rack. hog rack, tobacco rack, 2 set dou-
BILE harness, straw, hay. corn fodder,
acres OF shock corn, 500. bu. oats, and
many other articles too numerous to
mention.
Free lunch will be served at noon.
: Usual terms.
w. T. DoOLEY, p. M. QUIGLEY,
Auctioneer. Proprietor.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1902-10-17
Patents Granted .

Patents granted to citizens of Wiscon
sin, reported by'O. E. Duffy, solicitor of
patents, TOT G. st. N. W., Washington,
D. c.:
Edward, b. Adams, Racine, bolster
spring; Charles w. Berger, Milwaukee,
combination storm and screen window,
Richard Birkholz, deceased, Milwaukee.
bottle washing machine; Richard Miller,
Appleton, car mover; Michael Quinn,
Milwaukee, die for forming or shaping
ladies' hats: John F. Raul, Juneau,
knockdown packing box; Frederick w.
Vickers, Edgerton, load binder; Freder
ick A. Wegner, Madison, butter mold;
Listman Mill Company. Lacrosse, bread,
trade mark
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1902-10-17

-WANTEp.- to do general house
work.-Mrs. W. A. Clark.
Foe SALE.-Standard brass cage and
parrot. Good talker Inquire at resi-
dence Of j. A. Thompson.
-Crapsey lot for sale by J. P. Towne.
-WANrED.-A competent girl to do
general homework. Permanent position.
Apply at office or residence Of
CHAs. L. CULToN.
The Washington times., 1902-04-06

XN JHEN Boss" Mclaughlin. the
NN/ leader of the Tammany Hall
v forces in Brooklyn. was a very
yOunp man and had heen in
The Washington times., 1902-04-06

will you please come to our office ?"
Send him the Office, don't make work.
his time is too valuable
I'VE want to interview you about
stocks-we have whole lot of-little
money in our exchange, which
We would like to put in your mits-"
"Nitsi" murmured Mr.. Fields.
I'VE have cornered Broadway and
Twenty ninth Street, and as Broadway
and Twenty-ninth Street is going up to
ss-Knowing you have everything pretty
much your own way, We write to en-
quire if such a thing would happen could
we sell short? al Adams says honesty
is the best policy, but we don't like his
numbers, but-we've got your number all
right. and, oh! Mr.. Morgan: it's a nice
big number. Please uniform the messen-
ger when you'll be over.
Yours, good naturedly,
WEBER & FIELDS"
"Call me messenger" said Mr.. Fields.
looking peremptorialy at Mr.. Weber.
You are a messenger" answered Mr..
Weber, obediently.
NO, no. l want telegraphing boy"
AS soon as the messenger boy arrived,
Mr.. Fields handed him the note, addressed
to Mr.. ]. Plerpont Morgan.
Don't give this to anyone but Mr..
Morgan personally" said MIR. Fields
strenuously.
Il don't know him." said the boy.
"You cant miss him; he's a rich man"
'Yes, he's well-to-do mani" added
Mr.. Weber. kindly.
you mean he's hardto-do mani"
said Mr.. Fields, as he busted himself get
ting the Office to rights for the expected
arrival of the distinguished visitor. The
messenger boy returned from the walk
around the block. They heard him as he
reached the office door.
Hes coming, we'd better get on the
safe side Of man like Morgan" said
Mr.. Fields, and when the boy entered he
found them in the position shown in the
Illustration.
Well. where is he?" asked Mr. Weber.
ION the phone" said the boy.
They Immediately rushed for the tele-
phone.
'It won't do, it's too small; get speak
ing megaphone." said MIR. Fields
"Shall | ask him." enquircd Mr.. weber.
Sure; you talk, I'll listen"-and the
interview with MIR. Morgan reached the
office by telephone in the following way:
Weber-Can you tell us what is trust?
Field tat the receiver Morgan says a
trust is body of men who get together
to invest other peoples money to their
own advantage. He's right,
Weber-We thought it was a body OF
men who invest other peoples money as
the trust saw lt.
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weber-Is the wire-working again?

! Weber-Is the wire working again?
| Fields-He says he is sending over
some samples of stock he would recon-
mend highly.
! Weber-Sprng stocks?
| FieIds-He's not sure whether it Will
| suit you, but you won't be able to tell,
anyway for awhile.
! Weber-What do We do with this stock,
| Mr. Morgan?
! Fields-He says keep it in warm. dry
place. don't water it, and watch it grow.
Weber-Oh, is it a flower?
Feds-Yes. he says it looks like fow-
cry paper. but you don't want to look
too long, or else the bottom will drop
out.
Webcr-Is it in box?
Fields-He says no: it's only button
hole stitch
Then Central rang off. and the inter-
view was over. OF course the comedians
reported at once to the representative of
The Sunday Times.
I'VE have telephORed Mr.. Morgan!'' said
Mr.. Weber.
And all he said was-don't quote me.
Who is he that he should be more par
ticular than Shakespeare" said Mr.
Fields
1t was suggested to them that if they
took stroll down Wall Street way they
might possibly find Mr.. Morgan and get
his consent to bona fide interview, so
rather than be beaten" they decided to
do So
The fact that they were unsuccessful
was due in great measure to the num-
Der of 'magnums" they met on Wall
street
1t vas late when they returned to the
temporary editorial rooms. and the first
thing they called for was a goblet of ice
waite and some towels.
M, that's a hrainy place that Wall
Street" said Mr.. Weber. as soon as ne
had tied wet towel round his head
ITS the thirstiest street l ever went
through" said Fields; its so full Of
magnums that | never want to see pint
bottle again.
"a man needs training for street like
that" said Mr.. Weber
Did you see the trained bears on the
striking exohange?" asked MIR. Fields.
No; but I've heard they have trained
bulls"
Just then a telephone bill was handed
to them
Where frcm:" asked Mr. Weber.
Russell Sage" said the boy.
'Why-look, look" said Mr.. Fields,
reading the bill, here's a request from
Russell Sage for telephone charges on his
private wire; does he want lunch money!
Il see; W, made a mistake. 1t wasn't
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for a while both Mr.. Weber and Mr..
Fields studied it in grotesque silence. 1t
came in SO fast that they found it diff
cult to decipher 1t.
Where does all this tape come from?"
asked Mr.. Weber. after a while.
Morgan makes it in his office" said
Mr. Fields
How do you hold it?" asked Mr..
Weber
You don't hold tit holds you"
Say, is this Morgan the whole trust?"
asked Mr.. Weber after pause.
Hes the whole trust to those who
don't know him, but those who do know
him know he's the whole trust"
IN. p, what does that mean?' asked
Mr.. Weber, reading from the tape.
NO profits-you cant buy it,
Then B. O. means backing out" said
Mr.. Weber quietly.
Sure, and L. S. and NJ. c. means let's
stop and make cash." said Mr.. Fields,
as he disentangled himself from the tape
and pulled Mr.. Weber after him.
Well have Morgan come over for it."
said the little one
"oh! no: he won't go after money;
you've got to bring it TO him." said Mr..
Fields.
Then let's write him,"
Sure; send for the penographer," said
Mr.. Fields. and they sent for the stem
ographer. 1t was some time before they
could collect their thoughts-they came
so fast that the stenographer almost col
lapsed, but finally the letter read some
thing like this:
Dear Mr.. Morgan," began Mr. Weber
Call him expensive Mr.. Morgan It's
more correct" suggested Mr.. Fields.
The Washington times., 1902-04-06

HERE was one particularly fun
ny thing about little Johnny
i Morgan-he was always trust
worthy" said Mr.. Fields, as
they took up their work.
THAT is funny. Did you trust him ?''
asked Mr.. Weber.
Sure; everybody seemed to take stock
in him.
Ibid he ever give you anything"
We'll, not exactly. but it wasn't mis-
fault The dividends didn't reach me.
that's all. You see everybody thought
he was going 10 make public benefac-
tory"
what is that-a benefactory?"
"a beneficiary is home for other peo-
pies money!"
"oh! It's an institution" said Mr..
Weber.
Sure; II you get in you can't get OUT"
'Is 1t jail?"
mo, you don't get pinched, you only
get squeezed"
where did he work" asked Mr. Weber
after a pause.
wherever he could make money!"
"oh, did he work in the mint?''
THAT was little Johnny Morgan's first
fob, and would you believe it. he made
money SO fast that the United States
Treasury found It would be cheaper TO
loan him the mint"
Ibid they get 1t back?"
That's the trouble. lie claims the
loan was made when he was under age
but the Attorney General don't believe
in trust-so it amt settled yet" said Mr..
Fields. seriously.
Just then the ticker began to work. and
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GETTING POINTS oY now NoRGHN CONTROLS
THE M4RHET-
Men Who Make Fun as Readily as Mr.. J.
Pierpont Morgan Makes Money--Cdrry on
Same Sort of Conversation Off the Stage as
They Do Behind the FootIights. u ~ x

Quite the opposite plan was to be ex-
pected of Weber & Fields.
They make fun as fast as ]. Pierpont
Morgan makes money, and it was de-
eided to request them to edit a financial
page for The Sunday Times, and repre-
sentative of The Times was sent to New
York to make verbatim report of their
conversation from the moment they took
charge until the page was complete. In
this way all their ideas about tGe financial
questions of the day would be secured in
the off hand, breezy style that is all their
own.
1t will surprise readers to realize that
even off the stage Weber and Fields talk
to each other in the same way that they
do on the stage, as the accompanying re-
port will testify.
The Washington times., 1902-04-06

selected to fill the place which he hoped
to secure.
The meeting was largely attended and
everything went along smoothly enough
until Mr.. Mclaughlin rose and attracted
the attention of the chairman. There
upon the following dialogue ensued.
Amt l nominated for mayor asked
Mclaughlin.
NO" said the chairman
Nor for president of the eouncl7"
No" said the chairman.
Nor for comptroller"
No" said the chairman.
Nor for the street commissioner
No" said the chairman.
Then blame me. il | don't make it
warm for the reform movement. that't
all!''
The Washington times., 1902-04-06

For years Weber e Fields have been
known in New York as big money makers.
Thousands of people have taken stock in
their banking enterprise and their we'll
known "skindicate."
1t seemed to be safe and interesting
experiment to offer them the columns of
the financial page of The Times.
They could be relied upon to bring home
to the hearts and the pockets of the peo-
PIE the difficult questions that are so COM
plex in finance.
Of course it would be an innovation.
A financial editor is usually quiet. si-
lent, weighty man. No one ever hears him
say much. Only his figures talk.
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Fields-He says you must not be funny
with him-he can be funny, too.
Weber-How much money would it re-
quire to join your trust Mr.. Morgan
we belong to eight lodges now?
A pause followed.
Weber-What does he say?
Fields-Central told him to ring off,
the telephone numbers don't run so high.
Weber-Get off the wire, Central; We
are talking money. not numbers.
In a short while the line was clear
again.
Weber-Mr Morgan. which is the worst
stock company-ycurs or Armour's in
Chicago?
Fields-Morgan says that Armour's in
Chicago is the worst-ask him why?
Weber--Why?
Fields-He says he only skins them,
but Armour kills them.
Weber-Is ii true, what it is rumored
that you give people run for their mon
ey-on the railroad stocks?
Fields-He says you'd better buy In
danapolis, Burlington and Western-I.
B. G. W.
Weber,, b. & W? He means Ia
better walk.
Fields-Ask him what is stocks?
Weber-What is your definition Of
stocks?
Fields--He says he never understood
the meaning of the word, but whatever
it is, you're in il. Oh, wait: he's whis-
pcring. He wants TO know why you put
all these questions to him.
Weber-Shall l tell him:
Fields-Sure. W.
Weber-Mr. Morgan hullo, We were
once in the Ice Trust, and they froze
us out. and we arc trying to get your
in-flam-a alton about trusts.
Fields-He is quiet now-uo; he is
speaking with US again. didn't think
he would. He says you talk ike ar
oyster that has lost It's pearl.
Weber-Say, Mr. Morgan. of course we
would prefer to invest in your stock OF
paintings we'd at least get look for our
money then.
Fields-Tell him we ought to be good
meat for him, for we are two lambs. We
haven't been trimmed yet, but We ex-
pect to get the mint sauce from him.
Weber, told him What does he say?
Fiolds-Hc says you'd better get on the
hog train far Chicago and let Armour
take yCu- measure.
Weber-Much obligec fer the interview
you Just gave.
Fields-Iie says lie never gave you any
thing, and that ii you quote him he'll
have you squeezed.
Wcber--What shall we DO?
Fields-Wait, Central-wait! Huilo-
what's that. Mr.. Morgan!