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The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1902-09-05

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The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1902-09-05

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slope, from
$500 to $500
PER ACRE,
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black soil. Coal 81 90 per ton. NJ
tritious native grasses. Free home
steads adjoining.
Write us for information.
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Market Report.

Red Ieesx and wife left for their
homo at Barron, Wis, THURSDAY
after = pleasant visit with friends
and relatives in this city.
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DENTISTS.

PRANK F. RILEY, D. NJ. d. =. =!
Il '[.'.t
Dentist. ?:
~ Office next to Globe Printing
Office. 49, q
, 1902-10-24

Miss Kate Brown, Recording Secre-
tary of the l.. G. B. Association. of
Kansas, in a letter from COS n. Seventh
ST., Kansas City, Kan, says:
"For seven gears L haze not knoWn
what 1t aca to spend a tceU day.
1 caught a severe cold, which l neg
lected. 1t was at the time of menstru-
alton, and Inflammation set in and
Frustrated me. Catarrh of the kidneys
and bladder followed, my digestive or
gans gave way; in fact, the cold disar-
ranged my whole system.
81 spent hundreds of dollars tctth
doctors and medicine, but derived
but little benefit until began treat
ment Nth Peruna. l kept taking 1t for
nearly nine months before l was COM
pletely cured, but l kept growing bet
ter gradually so that l felt encouraged
to continue taking Peruna until my
health was restored. / send my thanks
, 1902-10-24
it Was a Hopeless Case.

A balky horse is an annoying creature
under any circumstances, but the story
of an incident which happened during a
regimental drill raises the question
whether such a horse may not simply
be overcoEscientious.
The sun blazed down on a field of
hot, tired horses and excited men, all
waiting for a big, raw-boned animal to
succumb to the urgings of the starter
and get into line.
Bring up that horse!" shouted one
of the officers at last, his patience hav-
ing given out. you'll get into trouble
If you don't!'
The youthful rider of the refractory
horse looked at his officer despairingly.
"I'm as tired of 1t as you are, SIR"
he said, with dull resignation, but I
can't help 1t. He's a cab horse, sir.
that's what he Is. He won't start till
he hears the door shut, sir, and I
haven't got any door to shutl"
, 1902-10-24
mot Miss DIANA

Sir John Sinclair. in his time one OF
the foremost men in Scotland, lived at
Edinburgh, and his house there, some
forty years ago, was the home OF his
four daughters, all n%oticeabiy tall wom-
en-. They made up. as the father said.
about -four and twenty feet of daugh-
ters." A good but not a romantic story
is told of one of them, in conr ection
with Lord Glasgow, who, when dining
one day with Sir John, told his host
that he had made up his mind to be
married.
81 have decided" said he, after care
full consideration, hat l cannot do bet
ter than to secure the hand of n of
your daughters"
Sir John bowed. and expressed his
gratitude for the compliment. And
may | ask, Lord Glasgow" said he.
(which of my daughters has attracted
your choiceT :
THAT, Sir john" returned his lord
| ship, II leave entirely to you. l feel
| that your knowledge of your daugh-
| ters Will enable you to make a far wiser
selection than 1 could make"
your prudence is highly to your cred
it." said the father. Let us join the
! ladies upstairs, and l will at once indi
cate to you. in a you will un
| derstand, the choice which 1 advise you
to make"
They walked upstairs to the draw
| ing-room, but just as they were abou'
to enter one touch of nature asserted
itself. Lord Glasgow plucked at th'
tail OF Sir Johns coat. s.
zone moment, Sir john" said he
mot Miss Dianap'
Sir John bowed, and they entered thu
room. A gesture indicated Miss Julia
and the matter was settled
, 1902-10-24
= NATIONAL SUPPLY CO., NIAGARA FALLS, ONTARIO. On
A millionaire. Maxims.

II think it is a mans duty to make
all the money he car, keep all he can,
and give away all be can. | have fol-
lowed this principle religiously all my
life" This maxim. Julian Ralph says,
is the favorite n of John D. Rookie
Teller, the multiest-millionaire in the
world.
One certainly would not associate
our old friend, Mr.. Micawber. with Mr..
Rockefeller; nevertheless, we find both
saying practically the same thing. as
here
Mr.. Rockefeller: 'If a man feels
rich on ten dollars. and has everything
else he desires. he really is rich"
Mr.. Micawber: Annual income. EGO;
annual expenditure, f19 los. 3D.; result.
happiness. Annual income, EGO; an
nual expenditure. ego 0s. 3D.; result
misery"
, 1902-10-24
Ne w-sTYLE CATTLE PUNCHING.
La Nov Dome by Electricity, with Re-
markab1e Results.

~ $500 O0Ao W AlAAJ1 Akh me-
markabIe Results.
TIL employees of the Schwarschild &
~Sulzberger Packing Company here
now employ electricity to drive the cat
tie into the beef beds instead of shouts,
clubs whips and prods.
The application of electricity is made
by Two insulated wires connected
with The light wires over the catch
ing Zen and the knocking pens. The
current passes through a stick and con-
meets with two brass points on the
end.
"Punchers" is the name given the
sticks. There are two punchers, each
six feet long, In the catch pen, and
FIVE, four feet long, in the knocking
pens. The insulated wires are about
twenty feet long. thus covering a dis
lance In the pens of about thirty feet
each.
One hundred and twenty-five volts
of electricity are turned on. 1t Is
enough to make a sharp, singing sen
sation, without leaving a mark or
bruise on the beef. 1t is said fifty
volts would be as effective.
The work is done In one-half the
time and with half the exertion. The
effect on the steer of the magic touch
is amusing to see. A steer touched
on the left hip Immediately throws his
hinderquarters as far as he can to the
right. He cocks one ear straight ahead
and one straight back, switches his
tail and starts straight ahead. not car
ing for a second shock.
There is a look Of surprise In his
eyes. and he seems to know that all
the trouble lies in the end of the
stick. He doesn't stop to get mad or
howl. He has urgent business at the
other end of the pen. That Is exactly
i where the drivers and knockers want
him.
1t completely does away with all
back rushes and dragging In with
chains, for just as long as the puncher
is behind, the steer is just as far as
he can get in front. The savings of
time and of bruised meat are also items
to be considered.
This novel instrument, says a Kan
sas City special to the New York Her
aid, is the invention of L. q. Unroe,
the machinist in the beef beds, who
has made several other useful improve
ments in the machinery.
superintendent ]. L. Sterrett says:
"The cattle puncher is a great money
saver, as well as an instrument for
saving, breaths, muscle and morals.
Many actual dollars are saved because
bruised beef is kept at the lowest min
tmum}ever reached"
, 1902-10-24

When a cinder or a speck of dust or
dirt has found Its way into the eye a
drop of castor oil will generally effect
its removal, says the Designer, though
it is well to apply 1t before the injured
member has become badly infamed by
the local irritation or persistent rub
bling. A particle of steel. such as a
point of a broken needle, which may
very easily fly into the eye, may gener-
ally be removed by the application Of a
magnet, though this simple remedy
hardly ever presents itself to the mind
of the average person when he or she is
confronted with such an emergency.
, 1902-10-24
kEITH's.

The epedimic of Keithitis, which
has now held the city of Philadelphia
in it's grip for some time, shows no
signs of diminishing. One visit to the
Eighth Street house is sufficient to
give most people the contagion. Its
symptoms being a desire to go again
and again, and it would be difficult
to find an immune. All of which is
prognosticated from the gratifying
manner in which the S. R. o. business
at this house keeps up.-Nep York
Clipper.
Keith's is the most popular and
best p~atronized place of entertainment
in the Quaker Ci~ty.-Dramatic Mirror.
, 1902-10-24

A neglected cold is frequently the
cause of death. II"
1t is more often. however, the cause
of some chronic disease.
There is not an organ In the body
but what is liable to become seriously
deranged by a neglected cold. Dis
eases of the kidneys, bladder and diges-
tive organs are all frequently the result
of a neglected cold.
Hundreds of dollars are spent ON
doctors and medicines trying to cure
these diseases, but until the true cause
of them is discovered there will be no
use in using medicine.
Dyspepsia medicine, diarrhoea medi-
cine and constipation medicine is of no
good whatever when cataFrh is the
cause. The catarrh must be treated.
The u being removed, the derange-
ments will disappear.
Peruna cures catarrh of the digestive
organs, the urinary organs or any Of
the internal organs.
If you do not derive prompt and sat.
isfactory results from the use of Pc
runa, write at NICE to DR.. Hartman.
giving a full statement of your case.
and he will be pleased to give you his
valuable advice gratis.
Address DR.. Hartman, President OF
The Hartman Sanitarium. Columbus. o.
and blessings to you for Peruna."-
Miss Kate Brown.
, 1902-10-24

do you know" said the man with
the waxed mustache, "that l couldn't
get heal the door the other evening
when you sung at the entertainment"
There certainly was an awful
crowd" replied Miss Screecher. why
didn't you come early"
oh, I was there early enough" an
swered the ungallant party Of the first
part, "but I wanted to get out"
, 1902-10-24
Had FORGOTTEN His Excuse.

Mrs. Guzzler (as Guzzler comes in un-
steadily at 3 d. m.)-You have no ex-
cuse for coming home at this hour and
in this condition.
Guzzler-I had one. my dear, and II
was a dandy, but l can't think what II
waS-Philadelphia Record.
, 1902-10-24
Shooting the Shoots.

City Sportsman-Have you seen any
thing worth shooting at around here?
Farmer-weu, no; not till you came.
-Someryille Journal.
, 1902-10-24
Not Intimately

Not Intimately Acquainted.
First Pupil-Do you know your null
DUPLICATION table?
Second Pupil-Only by sight.-Boston
Transcript.
, 1902-10-24

After a man is dead it's funny what a
lot of unsupported good traits We discover
he had
, 1902-10-24

FITS permanently cured. No fits or nervous
ness after first days use of DIR. Kline's Great
NerveRestorer. S2trial bottle and treatisefree
DIR. Fl. KLINE, Ltd, 931 Arch St., Phila., Pa.
, 1902-10-24

Vsa1iiN3d batArrh Cure is d liquid and is taken
mcef4eS1y, and acts directly on the blood
and mucous surfaces of the system. Write
for testimonials, free. Manufactured by
f.. J. CHENEY q Co., Toledo, o..
, 1902-10-24

The man who throws care to the wind
may find the wind blowing it back to him.
, 1902-10-24

lam SURF. Piso's Cure for Consumption saved
my life tn lee years ago.-MRs. THOMAS ROB-
BINS, MapR ST.. Norwich. N. Y, Feb. II, 1900.
, 1902-10-24
Song.

Hark, harki the lark at heavens gate
sings,
And Phoebus gins arise,
His steeds to water at those springs
On chaliced flowers that lies;
And winking Mary-buds begin
To ope their golden eyes:
With everything that pretty is,
My lady sweet. arise,
Arise, arise.
William Shakespeare.
, 1902-10-24

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup for children
teething soften the gums, reduces in1amma-
ton ,allays pain, cures wind collie. 25c. bottle
, 1902-10-24

1t may seem funny, but the fellow who
pays cash is a man of no account.
, 1902-10-24

PUTNAM FADELEss DYES color more
goods, per package, than others.
, 1902-10-24
what's Good for a Cough?

MASON'S RED TABLETS relieve II
r~itation. allnv inHamma+ie~ eaa b-a-e 81
mucous membrane of the throat and chest
to a healthy condition. They are es-
pecially valuable as an expectorant. and
those who are troubled with a tickling
cough which prevents sleep will find
great relief by using MASON'S RED
TABLETS. They cure Coughs. Bron-
chitis. Hoarseness. 10c.
, 1902-10-24

1t is wiser in the long run not to Dor.
row more than you need.
, 1902-10-24

One gold turn deserves another, but it
seldom g9s it.
, 1902-10-24

Short and sweet-a baby. OF course
this applies only to your own baby.
, 1902-10-24


Many wives have spoiled the good
nature of their husbands by seiZing
upon some fault, trivial perhaps. and
constantly dwelling upon it.
The art Of pleasing consists in maxi
ing our daily lives agreeable to 9TH
ers as we'll as to ourselves. To throw
a grain of the ideal and of poetry into
our surroundings is going to make
them less commonplace and more con-
genial. 1t a woman has the tact of
making others comfortable, then she
Is endowed with the gift of making
life happy. The gracious woman
shines through a collection of beau
tiful qualities. She not only pleases
the eye by her outward air of fresh
ness and health, but she charms the
mind by a characteristic worth. The
cultivation of the physical body, pro-
duces the bloom of health; but quite
as necessary in making a woman beau
/ tiful Is the cultivation of the intellect,
which gives her the inimitable attrac-
ton of knowledge. Then there is the
cultivation of the heart. which gives
her those gentle graces which are to
Der what the perfume is to the flower.
Where home is made unhappy by a
great fault Of the husband. If he is
worthy of loving and saving, he is
more effectually appealed to by tender
hess than by denunciation or scorn.
, 1902-10-24
Old
The Death Of the Flowers.

So@ thS
The melancholy days have come, the sad
dest of the year,
OF wailing winds, and naked woods, and
meadows brown and sere.
Heaped In the hollows of the grove, the
autumn leaves lie dead;
They rustic to the eddying gust, and to
the rabbits tread.
The robin and the wren are flown, and
from the shrubs the jay,
And from the wood-top calls the crow
through all the gloomy day.
Where are the flowers, the fair young
flowers, that lately sprang and
stood
In brighter light, and softer airs, a beau
teous sisterhood2
Alas! they all are in their graves; the
gentle race of flowers
Are lying In their lowly beds, with the
fair and good of ours.
The rain is falling where they lie; but
the cold November rain
Calls not from out the gloomy earth the
lovely ones again.
The wind-fower and the violet. they per-
ished long ago,
And the brier-rose and the orchids died
amid the summer glow;
But or the hill the golden-rod, and the
: aster in the wood,
And the yellow sunhower by the brook
in autumn beauty stood,
Till fell the frost from the clear, cold
heaven, as falls the plague Of
men,,
And the brightness of their smile was
gone from upland, glade and glen.
And now, when comes the calm mild day,
as still such days will come,
To call the squirrel and the bee from out
their winter home;
When the sound of dropping uts Is
heard, though all the trees are
still,
And twinkle in the smoky light the wat
ers of the rill,
The %southwind searches for the flowers
whose fragrance late he bore,
And signs to find them in the wood and
by the stream no more.
And then think of one who in her
youthful beauty died,
The fair, meek blossom that grew up and
faded by my side.
In the cold, moist earth we laid her,
when the forests cast the leaf,
And we wept that one SO lovely should
have a life so brief;
Yet not unmeet it was that one like that
young friend of ours,
So gentle and so beautiful, should perish
with the flowers.
William Cullen Bryant.
The Dinner Hour.
o hour of all hours, the most blest upon
earth,
Blest hour of our dinnersi
The land of his birth;
The face of his first love; the bills that
.as@Re owes; -na-a-
ne twadd1e Of friends, and venom of
foes;
The sermon he heard when to church he
last went;
The money he borrow'd, the money he
spent:
ALI of these things a man, l believe, may
forget,
And not be the worse for forgetting; but
yet
Never, never, oh, never! earth's luckiest
sinner ,
Hath, unpunish'd, forgotten the hour of
bis dinner!
Indigestion, that conscience of every bad
stomach, I
Shall ~relentlessly gnaw and pursue him
with some ache E
Or some pain; and trouble, remorseless,
his best ease,
As the Furies once troubled the sleep of
Orestes.
We may live without poetry, music and
art;
We may live without conscience, and
live without heart;
We may live without friends; we may
live without books;
But civilized man cannot live without
cooks.
He may live without books-what is
knowledge but grieving?
He may live without hope-what is hope
but deceiving?
He may live without love-what is val
sion but pining?
But where is the man that can live with
out dining?
Owen Meredith.
, 1902-10-24
DO NOT SCOLD.

Women of that Temper Are Disagree
able to All and Usually Unhappy.
No one Is so disagreeable as the
habitual scold, who is continually crit
icising and finding fault with those
who surround her in daily life. Sons.
daughters and husbands have been
driven AWAY from home because of
her, and thousands fall into dangerous
temptations. The scold sows seeds
which bear a rich harvest for the sa-
loon and clubrooms, says a writer in
the Pittsburg Press.
All ONE in authority, be 1t at the
head of a home or a business depart
ment, should study consideration of
other peoples feelings. The common
scold or the continual Pathfinder is
perhaps the most disagreeable person
in the world, not only unhappy herself,
but making others so.
Scolding, in one light, is really an
accomplishment-that is, when used
for the proper correction of servants
and children. If you feel called upon
to deliver a rebuke to a servant make
IL ClCdI L Ihdt OllCIoCl lhdb JOhi lis
pleasure is justified; never lose your
temper. but be calm and dignified, for
remember that YOU bearing has much
to do with the respect that you are
held in by those under your authority.
Never let a scolding degenerate into
nagging. for If you do you lose all
claim for respect from the delinquent
and the person at fault becomes your
critic, and a very scornful one at that.
Let all scolding be gagged by the
error, but do not make any one re-
Duke long drawn oIlt. Give each a
hopeful ending.
When properly administered a mer-
tied scolding quickly bears the fruit
of better behavior on the part of the
, 1902-10-24

I wish to buy Autograph letters Of famous people.
Send list of what you have.
w. B. BENJAMIN, Il@ Broadway, New Ysrk.
, 1902-10-24

The Dinner Hour.
o hour of all hours, the most blest upon
earth,
Blest hour of our dinners!
The land of his birth;
The face of his first love; the bills that
The Marshall republican., 1902-01-17
Dry Ecssms. letter, ealt Rhusm and Moist
Ecssma Of ocrotum.

All eruptive diseases originate In
the blood and kidneys. Blood 10 i'm.
pregns,ed with dead or decsyed tie.
sue and poisonous elements which the
kidneys and bowels ore unable 70 q.
pei. Pores Uf skin become cl0gged,
and thus the system 10 Q h0t.bed Of
malignant poisOns which generate par.
asites or insects that burrow their
way 70 the skin, causing various forms
Of Ecxems- No more powerful blood
cleanser and kidney regulstOr coz be
found than
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which has On especial attraction for
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kidneys; ol.O0 per bottle.
No more sOOthing, healing ointment
can be found than
DR.. A. v. BANEs OINTMENT or 5.
80 cents per bottle. Strengthened II
necessary.
DIR. A.V. BANEs MEDICINE Co.,
81. Joseph, Mo.
The Marshall republican., 1902-01-17

q 'Favodte PresciAioa' and oue a
'Co,den Medical Discovery I was Ike
Q new woman. Could eat and sleep and
do ell my own work. I would entreat
Of any lady suffering from female weak.
uess 10 give DR.. Pierce's Favoite Pie.
scription . fair trial. for I know the ben.
eft she will receive.v
Mn. Matte venghaus, Of TioGa, Han.
cock County, Ill.,, writes: ~ he'd been
sick for seven years. not In bed but juse
dragging myself around. Al last I took
three hotties Of DR.. Pierce's Pavorite
Prescription and Eve Of Golden Med.
ical Discovery and was veil. Il 10 in.
Iossibk 10 dfsnIts IN sOrds the good
these nlfdicipes did me. No praise 3
too Atkf 'fnf Dr. Pksce's isedicines."
vcMAx'. cossiDxScR JusriuxD.
The Nm who higgins the use Of Dr..
Herce's Favorite Prescription 10 justified
In feeling that she he's taken the 6rst
step In the path 70 perfect wonanly
health. All wosnanly diseases medically
durable yield 70 the healing power q
this wonderful remedy. Il Establishes
The Marshall republican., 1902-01-17

II observed by DR.. Pierce and his staff IN
personal consultation at the Invalids'
Hotel and Surgical institute. Buffalo,
n. Y. Address all correspondence o
Dr.. r. v. Pierce. Buffalo, N. Y.
In . little over thirty years. assisted
by his stat or nearly Q score Of physi.
cians. Dr.. Pierce, chief consulting physi.
clan to the lnvalids' Hotel and Surgical
Institute. Buffalo. N. ", has treated and
cured hundreds Of Thousands OF sick and
suffering women.
There 10 no similar offer Of free con.
Pultation by le5er0Sfres Ssedcal advice,
Waving behind Il an Institution such q
tile lnvalids' Hotel and Surgical Iusli.
tute. Buffalo. N. ", with It's fine eouip.
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Pierce. puts Il into every sick woman's
power TO have the opinion Of Q specialist
on her condition. specialist whose
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OF womanly diseases. II In itself an en-.
enlargement to every sick OF
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treated by Dr.. Pierce, ninety-eight per
cent. have been permanently cured.
"Favorite Prescription contains no
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II you are persuaded 10 try DR.. Pierce's
Favorite Prescription because Il has
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dealer to foist On you . lsss, meritodous
medicine which he claims 10 be r1ust q
good" There 10 no motive for such
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made by the dealer on the sale OF the
less m%eritorious preparation.
4 VALUABLE GIFT
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The Marshall republican., 1902-01-17
A Dep Mystery.

Il 1. = mystery why women endure
bscksche, headache, nervousness, sleep.
lessness. melancholy, fsintlng and
dixxy spells ween thousands have
proved that Electric Bitters will quick.
~ cure such troubles. ~ suffered for
wears with kidney trouble" writes
Mrs. Pbebe Cherley. Of Peterson, Ia,
''and . lame hack psined me 40 ! could
not dress myself. but Electric Bitters
wholly cured me-, and. although %
years old; ! nov sm able To do oil
my hOusewOfk. II Overcomes con.
stipatiOn. improves appetite. gives per-
feet health. Only Dc, Vt p. II. Frank
Inns drug store.