The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-08-03

SOIAc 1rOIl cleveland.
Having been successfully tested as
tree climber the automobile will now
be used for climbing the Alps.
Senator Mason is sending thirty
thousand letters to the Republican
voters of Illinois. It would be the
partment to send him an engrossed
letter of thanks.
Anyhow everybody should cheer up.
We may get some seasonable weather
some other summer.
Milwaukee has bowling club, four
of whose members weigh 1000 pounds.
Their avoirdupois indicates pretty
clearly that they are good boWlers
both on and off the alleys.
You can get variety now by wear
ing a. diamond in your shirt front one
day and a small lump of anthracite in
the same spot the next. The two are
running at about the same price these
days.
Never mind, dear prize fighters,
about going away back. Sit down
right where you are.
The Journal says the good name of
Minneapolis has suffered in the East.
Come, now, hasn't it suffered in the
West, too.
That Washington state woman who
tasted forty DAYS was urged on to her
work, no doubt, by the extortions of
the beef trust.
The Texans really don't have to raise
quite as large rice crops as they do.
It is not necessary that rice should be
thrown at every young couple which
starts ON a wedding tour.
The cloud hanging over Louis A.
Disbrow, held to the grand jury for
| causing the death to Clarence w Fos-
ter and "Dimple" Lawrence, has gold
en- lining. He has fallen heir to $780,
600 by the death of his grandfather.
Rose Coghlan is plainly planning to
become a cowboy. She has declared
at Helena her intention of becoming
a citizen of the United States and an
nounces that she will take up a ranch
for cattle-raising purposes.
make some people see that they can
get rich from get-rich- quick schemes.
Poor old July is gone. 1t was out in
the wet about thirty-one days by &C
tual count.
If you will look closely at the pic
ture hats you will find that most of
them look strikingly like the picture
of $40 bill.
The census shows that govt is in
creaSing in America, a sure indication
that the people are getting more good
things to eat
Prince Henry, of Germany. has sent
his photograph to Gov. Van SAINT, a
gentle reminder that he hasn't forgot
ten who poked him in the ribs.
has gone to Michigan for months va
cation.
Rain and oats came down together.
Nothing pleases the public more than
to see rascal bent on piece Of
scoundrelism defeated. Hence there is
a general laugh going around at the ex-
penSe of the BoStonian who put five
hundred gold coins in a can to aid a
cOunterfeiting scheme ana when he
opened the can found 1897 in pennies.
A Chicago girl bought box Of pills
to clear up her complexion and lost
her voice She didn't lose her nerve,
however, as she has sued the druggist
for $4,000.
Sixty Chicago citizens are not sure
they are glad they purchased automo-
biles. They have been assessed $751;
900 on them.
Alabama has man named Jelks who
wants to be governor. He should be
NTlTicn hot hi
a handicap.
That Chicago beer famine is horrible
to contemplate. 1t may drive several
score of people to water who haven't
tasted it for years.
Is Senator Beveridge out looking for
trouble? He is going to stump Texas.
Mrs. Fannie Hermon, of New York,
tried to kill herself by swallowing a
bottle of perfume. The effort was
worth about a scent.
A church with a $4,000 mortgage on
it has been turned over to Sheriff Ma
gerstadt, of Chicago. He has thrown
out the hint that suggestions as to
what he should do with it would be
thankfully received.
At that the mosquito is not finding
any fault with the kind of summer re-
sort we are getting this year.
Those fellows who formed the gil
gantic oil trust deny it, but they'll have
to make a high stack of affidavits be-
fore the public will believe them.
Can it be that Charles T. Yerkes is
a bigger man in London than J. Pier
pont Morgan. The Yerkes underground
electric hnon cd oil
needed legislative right of way, while
the Morgan company bills for parallel
lines have been put over until the next
session of parliament.
What is all this pother about Judge
Nethaway being in pickle because
he cannot vote for himself at the prim-
aries. Judge NethaWay is a modest
man and doesn't want to vote for him
self.
If you have to have hay fever pre-
pare to do your haying now.
Milwaukee has established a new
grade Of barley. The grades of beer
will remain the same for the present.
That was rather heavy humor which
Miss Sara Van Allen wrote down when
she indited on her marriage license
blank that her fathers business was
nothing"
The Cincinnati woman who wants
the government to pay her $1,000,000
for a patent blanket rolling device may
be said to be something of a high roll
Ter.
Chicago has a plan to send big boats
to Joliet. Crews ought to be plentiful,
as the big town has sent many men