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Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1902-02-16
Saved Him From Torture.

There is no more agonizing trouble
than piles. The constant itching and
burning make life intolerable. No po-
sition comfortable. The torture is I'm,
ceasing. DeWitt's Witch Hazel Salve
cures piles at once. For skin diseases,
cuts, burns, bruises, all kindsof wounds
it is unequaled, j. s. Gerall, st. Paul,
Ark, says: "From 1865 suffered with
the protuding, bleeding piles and could
find nothing to help me until I used
Dewitt Witch Hazel Salve. A few
boxes completely cured nue." Beware
of counterfeits. w. A. Rambert.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1902-02-16
A Night Alarm.

Worse than an alarm of fire at night
is the brassy cough of Group, which
and it means death unless something
is done quickly. For Foley's Honey
and Tar never fails to give instant le-
lief and quickly cures the worst forms
of Group. Mrs. P. L, Cordier, of Man
ningUon, Ky, writes: "My three year
old girl had had severe case of Group:
the doctor said she could not live. got
bottle of Foley's Honey and Tar, the
first dose gave quick relief and saved
her life." Refuse substitutes. John R.
Hudson.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1902-02-16
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Roars tho q The Kind You Have Always Bought
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AMERICUs RANKED AS FIFTEEN.
In List of Towns and Cities In Point
of Manufactures.

A recently issued census bulletin
gives the relative standing of Georgia
cities in manufacturing. Amerlcus is
in the list, but she goes away back and
sits down in row No. Is. Many towns
of half the population in commercial
Importance rank ahead of Americas.
This is fact to be regretted, and our
citizens should see to it that we take
higher rank year hence. In a table
of urban manufactures, the seven
teen leading manufacturing cities ,and
towns rank as follows in the value of
their products: Atlanta, Augusta, Ma
con, Savannah, Columbus, Rome, Dali
ton, Brunswick, Griffin, GAINESVILLE,
Athens, LAGRANGE, Marietta, Gaines
Vile, Americus, Newman, CartersvilIe
Lets get away from No. IS.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1902-02-16
CONDITION Is MUCH IMPROVED.
Mr.. Harvey Resting Well and Rap
IDLY Recovering.

The friends of MIR, Eugene Harvey
will be pleased to learn that surgical
operation performed day or two ago
tor some pulmonary trouble was quite
success flu, and that he isuow GONZALES.
cent Mr.. Harvey is at the residence
Of Mr George d. Wheatley, where he
is receivn g every care aud attention
possible.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1902-02-16
Millions Put to Work.

The wonderful activity of the new
century is shown By an enormous de
mand for thesworld's best workers
DR.. Kings New Life Pills. For Con-
stipation, Sick Headache, Biltousness,
or any trouble of Stomach, Liver or
Kidneys they're unrivaled. Only Csc
at Eldridge's drug store.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1902-02-16
& Legacy Of the Grip.

L a run down sYstem. Weak
atss, ervou e,s, lack appetite, en-
argy and anbiuor, ith dis ordered liv-
IT md kidre! Cf'eu follow an attack
If TINS Wretcf ed disease. The gres test
nte1 then is Electric Buffers, thesplen
dtd tonic, bloc puIif r and regulator
It St mach, Liver ana Kidneys.
Taoa amos have rbved hat they won
detfuily strengthen the nerves, build
up Il eysiem, a"d II Store to health
nd so "a spilits : fter an attack of Grip.
If st fleeing, try hem. Oaly SOC. Per
f'ct 'aisfi c'ion guaranteed by E j,
E dfiOge.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1902-02-16
The Last Heard of It.

"My little boy took the Group one
night and soon grew so bad you could
boar him breathe all over the house.
says f. d. Reynolds, Mansfield, O.
I'VE feared he would die, but a few
doses of One Minute Cough Cure quick
ly relieved him and he went to sleep.
That's the last We heard of the Group.
Now isn't cough cure like that valua-
bic? One Minute Cough Cure is abso.
lutely safe and acts Immediately. Fol-
coughs, colds, Group, grip, bronchitie
and all other throat and lung troubles
it is certain cure. Very pleasant to
take. The little ones like it. w. A.
Rembert,
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1902-02-16
eALLoWs CHEATED BY DEATH.
Negro Convicted of Assault Dies In
MiSsissinni Jail

Jackson Miss, Feb. 14.-Grant Din
kins, the first negro ever legally con-
victed in Mississippi of assaulting
white woman, cheated the galIows by
dying in Jackson Jail yesterday morn
ing of consumption.
The case was pending before the
supreme court Of appeals in Holmes
county.
The negro had been brought here
to escape lynching. He declared his
innocence to the last.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1902-02-16
M0zLEY's LEMON ELIXIR.
A Pleasant Lemon Tonic.

prepared from the fresh juice of Lemons,
combined with other vegetable liver
tonics, cathartics, aromatic stlmulants.
Sold by druggist. SOC and $1.00 bottle
For biliOusness and constipation.
For Indigestion and foul stomach.
For sick and nervous headaches
For palpitation and heart failure take
Lemon Elixir.
For sleeplessness and nervous pros
tration.
For loss of appeti' and debility.
For feyers, malaria, and chills take
Lemon. Elixir.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1902-02-16
A Thousand Dollars Thrown Away

Mr.. W. W. Baker. of Plainview, Neb.
writes. "My wife had lung trouble for
over fifteen years. We tried a number
of doctors and spent over a thousand
dollars without any relief. She was
very low and / lost all hope, when a
friend suggested try Foley's Honey and
Tar, which | did and thanks to this
great remedy it saved her life. She is
stronger and enjoys better health than
she has ever known in ten years. We
shall never be without Foley's Honey
and Tar and would ask those afflicted to
try it. John r. Hudson.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1902-02-16

Kidney complaint kills more people
than any other disease. This is due to
the disease being so insidious that
it gets good hold on the system before
it is recognized. Foley's Kidney Cure
will prevent the development of the fatal
disease if taken in time. John R. Hud-
son
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1902-02-16
Road Law MISREPRESENTATION.

Columbia, 8. c., Feb 14.--Judge
Gage yesterday at Anderson declared
the county road law unconstitutional,
CHASING 1t under the head of special
legislative acts A new law will prob.
ably be enacted by the general assem-.
bly, now in session.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1902-02-16
Favorite Nearly Everywhere.

Constipation means dullness, depres-
sion headache, generally dis0rdered
heath. DeWitt's Little Early Risera
stimulate thu liver. opens the bowels,
and relieve this. Safe speedy and thor
ough. They never griIe. Favorite
pills. w. A. Rembert.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1902-02-16
RAPIDLY THE PRICE ADVANCES.
May Reach Eight and a Half Cents
Shortly.

Americus cotton buyers paid within
small fraction of eight and a half
cents for cotton yesterday, and rapidly
the price is going beyond the highest
point Of the season. Some good cotton
sold here yesterday for s. cents, which
is nearly half cent more than some
other south Georgia markets quoted
the same grades. At the close yester-
day the tone of the market was ''very
steady" with March contracts at IS
and May at IS. The general belief is
that we will see much higher prices for
cotton-possibly nine or ten cents
now that the crop is out of the hands
of the farmers and the bales unsold
can be easily counted.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1902-02-16

w. A. ia mes, Bell Station, Ala, writes:
1 have suffered greately from indigestion
or dyspepsia, one bottle of Lemon
Elixir done me more good than ali he
medicine l have ever taken.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1902-02-16
From a Prominent Lady,

have not been able in two years to
walk or stand without suffering great
pain. Since taking DR.. Mozley's Lemon
Elixir can walk half mile without
suffering the least Inconvenience.
MRS. r. FL. BLooDsWoRTH,
Griffin, Ga.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1902-02-16
Mozley's Lemon Hot Drops.

Cures all Coughs, Colds, Hoarsenese,
Sore Throat, Bronchitis, Hemorrage,
and all throat and lung diseases. Ele-
CANT, reliable.
25c at druggists. Prepared by DIR.
FL. MezIey, Atlanta, Ga.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1902-02-16
At the Capitol.

I have just taken the last of two bot.
ties of DR.. Moneys Lemon Elixir fol
nervous headache, indigestion, with dis.
eased liver and kidneys. The Elixil
cured me- found it the greatest medi.
cine [ ever used.
j. FL, MENNIcH, Attorney.
1926 F. Street, Washington, D. q.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1902-02-16

Messrs. ELY Bros Il commenced
using your Cream Balm about two
years sgo for catarrh. Ny voice was
somewhat thick and my hearing was
dull. My hearing has been fully re-
stored and my speech has become quite
elear. am teacher in our town.
l.. G.. BROWN, Granger, o.
No comment is needed. Trial size
10 cts, Full size SOC. Ask your drug
gist. We mail it.
ELY BROS Sc Warren St., N. Y.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1902-02-16

Itch on human cured In 80 minutes
by Wollford's Sanitary Lotion. This
never fails. Sold by e. j. Eldridge,
druggist, Americas. GA
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1902-02-16

It is simply impossible for young
man to keep his engagement secret,
He is in duty bound to inform the in
interested female,
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1902-02-16
Oil Struck In Mobile County.

Mobile, Ala, Feb IA telegram
from Chronicle, Mobile county, an.
nounces that at depth of 300 feet In
sandstone formation small stream of
petroleum, of Beaumont oil character,
has been struck The well is the prop.
erty of the Mobile Development com.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1902-02-16
Possession is nine points of the
law" and frequently all the profits
Cures Rheumatism and Catarrh after all
else Fails. Costs Nothing to Try.

Cures Rheumatism and Catarrh after all
else Fails. Costs Nothing to Try.
To cure the most desperate rheuma-
tism or catarrh take Botanic Blood
Balm (B BIB the wonder of the age.
Cures when all else fails. 1t kills the
poison in the blood and gives a pure,
healthy blood supply, stopping all
gnawing, shooting aches and pains in
the bones, joints, back, and reduces all
swellings. Hawking, splitting, drop
ping in the throat, offensive breath and
ca arrh, irritations of the mucous mem
br mes quickly disappear thus making
perfect, permanent cure of the worst
rheumatism or deep-seated catarrh.
B. B. B. especially advised for old, OBJ
stinate cases. Druggists, 81. Trial
treatment free and prepaid by writing
DR.. Gillian, 213 Mitchell st. Atlanta,
Ga. Describe trouble and free medical
advice given.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1902-02-16
Four Rooms For Rent.

Four nice first floor rooms gas, wa
ter, all conveniences. Pretty flower
yard. Call at 119 Finn street.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1902-02-16
A Certain Cure For Chilblains.

Shake into YOUR shoes Aliens Foot
Ease, powder. IL cures Chilblains,
Prostitutes, Damp, Sweating, Swollen
feet. At all Druggists and shoe Stores,
q cents.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1902-02-16

Worth Q100 to you to cure child
or adult give of incontinence of
water during sleep "Anti-Diuretic"
stops it Immediately. 81. Sold by E.
J. Eldridge, druggist.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1902-02-16

Winter coughs are apt to resultin con-
SUMPTION if neglected. They can be
soon broken up by usirg Fo ey's Honey
and Tar. John r. Hudson.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1902-02-16

Mothers can safely give Foley g Honey
and Tar to their children for coughs aud
colds, for it contains no opiates or other
poisons. John r. Hudson,
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1902-02-16

Two Confectionery statesmen wanted,
one for country, other for city, Box
720, st. Louis, Mo.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1902-02-16
Many School Children Are siclsly,

Mother Gray's Sweet Powders for
Children, used by Mother Gray, nurse
in ChiIdren's Home, New York. Break
up Colds IN "a hours, cure Feverishness,
Headache, Stomach Troubles, Teethipg
Disorders, and Destroy Worms. At all
druggists, 25c, Samples mailed FREE
Address, Allen S. Oimsted, Leroy,
N. Y,
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1902-02-16

Foley's Honey and Tar is best for
Group and whooping cough, contains no
opiates, and cures quickly. Careful
mothers keep it in.the house, John r.
Hudson
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1902-02-16

Life is joke just as long as you are
the joker.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1902-02-16

The must reliable preparation for kid
ney troubles on the market is Foley's
Kidney Cure. John r. Hudson.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1902-02-16

ga man who will not fee will make
his foes flee, but what if his foes be
made of the same metal?
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1902-02-16

Why is baseball likely to become
epidemic? Because the game is
catching
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1902-02-16
Employment brings enjoyment"
when it brings the means to enjoy.
Infammatory Rheumatism Cured in
Three DAYS.

MORTON L. HILL, of Lebanon, Ind,
says: "My wife had Inflamatory Rneu-
matism in every muscle and joint, he
uffering was terrible and her body and
ace were swollen beyond recognition
had been in bed for six weeks and had
eight physicians but received no benefit
untll she tried the MYSTIC CURE FOR
RHEUMATISM. 1t gave immediate rec
lief and she was able TO walk about in
THEE days. / am sure it saved her life.
Sold by E .Eldridge, Druggist, Ameri-
Gus, Ga.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1902-02-16

Ignorance is the mother of impu
dence;" no father IS named.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1902-02-16

Foley's Honey and Tar cures the
cough caused by attack of La Grippe
1t heals the Lungs. John II. Hudson'
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1902-02-16

Some dancing instead of being the
poetry of motion, is mere doggerel.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1902-02-16

A budding genius is all right until
he begins to blow.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1902-02-16
TOBACCO TAGS WANTED.

j. Bagey will give you lbc per lV Td 56s a
"a es' manufactured by Robert Harris BRO
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1902-02-16
Energetic boy wanted. Apply Office.
New AMERIcUs STEAM LAUNDRY.
2 Is d 2w W 2W.

The German government Will make
quite an extensive industrial exhibit
at the ST. Louis fair.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1902-02-16

Leave orders for City Flowing a.
Galloway Grocery.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1902-02-16

Reputation is bubble hard to blow
out but easily burst.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1902-02-16

There are men who can take one
glass and stop-proYided you treat
first.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1902-02-16

'Only that which is honestly got is
gain" the rest is velvet.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1902-02-16

Unless man settles down he is Sc
dom in a position to settle up.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1902-02-16

Men will trust the church that really
trusts God.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1902-02-16

It is better to be wrong at the right
time than right at the wrong time.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1902-02-16

''A wise man is moved from his course
neither by force or entreaty," but the
same often applies to q mule.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1902-02-16

Too much of the noise inlsthe world
tries to pass off as music.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1902-02-16

Labor oVercometh all things" even
the laborer.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1902-02-16

. "A - rs O Ia = "a.
Bears the - The Kind You Have Always 3OugG
As'a + NMazzzw
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1902-02-16

g. n - II - ER = as
Bears thu n The Kind You Have Always BOggh
Signature "a &zZlzzzx
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1902-02-16

every man for hims elf, and the
devil take the hindmost," is the cry of
those who are well in front.
, 1902-04-24
IN JUSTICE COURT.

Matters have been unusually
quiet in Judge Heath's court for
some time.
On the 22nd inst. Cosgriff Bros.
Co. obtained judgement against
Mrs. May Smith, of Riverside. in
the sum of 5000 and costs. for a
bill of merchandise.
F. q. Wolf sued out a warrant
against Isaac Leedes. a dishwasher
from an employment bureau in
Denver, charging him with OBJ
tanning money under false pre-
lenses. Leedes was sent ont by
the bureau, Mr.. Wolf advancing
his fare. The man only worked a
day when he took French leave and
WIS caught at Fort Steele, but ii
is doubtful if he is brought back,
as he has no means with which to
make restitution.
, 1902-04-24

The Manx people believe that 1t will
dwarf or wien n baby II any one steps
over IT or walks around it. In some
parts of England people bind the In
fants right hand, so that It may have
riches when it grows up. In York
shire n newborn babe is placed in a
maiden's arms before being touched by
any one else in order TO insure good
luck.
In South America a book. a piece of
money and n bottle Of liquor are placed
before the infant the day it is one year
old to ascertain its bent in life.
In Scotland a baby is considered
lucky If it handles its spoon with its
left hand, and it will he perfectly hap
by and successful If it has n number
of falls before its first birthday. In
the north of England. when n child is
taken from n house for the FIRST time.
II is given an egg, some snit and a
small loaf Of bread and occasionally n
small piece of money to insure 1t
against coming to want.
, 1902-04-24


\ number of years 4 Mr.. and Mrs.
Leland Stanford were travelling through
the middle west %incognito. They hap
pened to be in Bloomington. Ind. one
Sunday and, pursuant to their usual
custom, went to church. They attend
ed the Christian church of Blooming
ton, then largely In the hands OF AMI
Atwater. When the plate was passed
for the collection, Mrs. STAFFORD drop
ped In II ten dollar goldpiece. Mr.. At
water was the deacon in charge Of the
collection taking. It was noticed that
the ushers held II hurried conference
with him when the money was taken
forward.
At Its conclusion Mr.. Atwater said:
Ladies' and gentlemen. there has evil
IDENTIFY been n mistake. Some one has
dropped u ten dollar g~oldpiece into the
collection. II he will pass up after the
services, we will he glad to allow him
to exchange ii for the amount he in
tended TO give"
II is, of course, needless TO say that
Mrs. Stanford did not take advantage
of the opportunity.
, 1902-04-24
REPUBLICAN,

There will DE "A mass meeting of
the members of the Republican
party at Jensen hall at s o'clock
p. M, on Saturday the 26tb day
of April, 1909. to place in nomin-
alton on the republican ticket a
mayor and two members of the
town council. of the town of Sara
toga. to serve for the term of one
and two years respectively, and
for the transaction of such other
business as may properly come
before it. All republican voters
of the town of Saratoga are re-
quested to be present and partici-
pate in such meeting.
Saratoga, Wyo.. April 22nd. 1902
BY Order of COMMITTEE.
JAMES j. RowEN, Chairman.
, 1902-04-24
ELECTION

/, CHARLES P. CLEMMONS, May.
or Of the Town of Saratoga, Carbon
County, Wyoming, in pursuance of the
statutes, in such case made and provid,
cd, hereby proclaim and give notice,
that a municipal election will be held in
said town OF Saratoga on the thirteenth
day Of May, A. d., 1902, for the purpose
OF electing the following officer to serve
the following term to wit: n Mayor
for the term OF one year. or until his
successor is elected and qualified, two
Councilman, to serve for a period of two
years, or until their SUCCESSORS are elect.
ed and qualified.
The polls for said election will be
opened at the hour OF ten o'clock a. J..
and closed at the hour Of four o'clock
p. III, at such place as may hereinafter
De designated.
Attest. CHAS. p. CLEMMONS.
A. M. SEARS, Clerk. Mayor.
, 1902-04-24

The water Of the earth is all destined
to disappear from the surface Of the
globe by being absorbed by subterrane.
an rocks. with which 1t will form chem.
icalcombinations. The heavenly spheres
exhibit sufficiently striking examples of
such an evolution. The planet Mars
shows what will become of the earth
In some thousands of centuries Its
sens are only shallow Mediterraneans
OF less surface than the continents, and
these do not appear TO be very high.
and In the appearance of the moon all
cracked and dried up, we have a view
of the final state of the earth, for the
absorption of the water by the solid
nucleus Will be followed by hat OF the
atmosphere.
, 1902-04-24
The Jollios will Entertain.

The Jollies will, on the occasion
OF the formal opening of Jensen hall.
, 1902-04-24

European tourists in the east said
n traveller, "have before now remarked
on the various degrees of dirtiness
manifested by the oriental races. But
their d%irtiness is not only to be differen-
tiated In degree. but also in kind. Your
only partially civilized man is clean in
spots. Civilization might be measured
by the size and number of the spots I'M
til, In the perfect civilization, | sup
pose, 1t will be all clean spot. But diff
fcrent races put the spots In different
places: 50, observing this. there has
grown up n saying anIoug the Euro
peans in the east that the Chinese wash
their clothes, but not themselves; the
Japanese wash themselves. but not
their clothes, and the Koreans wash
neither. We're there nothing else to
judge by. 1t might be II pretty question
whether the Chinese or the japanese
are the more civilized
, 1902-04-24

At the Presbyterian church. in
absence of Rev. Fl. E. Brundage,
who will be at the Rawlins Sun
day School convention. the Rev.
Mr.. Hapeman will preach next
Sunday at morning service, and
in the evening there will be a
prayer service conducted by Prof.
Rollman.
, 1902-04-24

Napoleon had his particular mode of
meditation and work. Wber he was
not in council, he stayed in mis- study,
talked to himself and suI.c or. like n
child, cut the arms Of his chair. then,
suddenly rising up, would give the plan
OF II monument to he erected or of one
of the great military movements which
astonished the world.
, 1902-04-24

which will be May 9th, give Il literary
program and also a drill. The new
hall will be in excellent shape with
its new scenery and stage setting and
the occasion will be of much interest.
The admission will be given in the
next issue of the Sun.
, 1902-04-24

Lady-Have you given the goldfish
fresh water?
New Seryant-No, ma'am; they have
not finished the water | gave them tho
other day.
, 1902-04-24
An Interesting Problem.

A celebrated explorer was the lion of
the evening ut a certain party. His
hostess said to him. What is the most
interesting problem Of n north pole eN-
pedltiony'
ITO get back home was the an
swer.-Woman's Home Companion.
, 1902-04-24

Jimson-He married u s%alcslady, you
know.
Iameson-les.
Jimson-Well. the very next day she
began calling. "Ca-a-sh!' and he says
she has kept 1t up ever since.-Somer.
vile (Mass.D Journal.