The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1902-04-04

Here is the way certain young man
of the town sizes up his girl "There is a
gladnessin her gladness when she's glad ;
there is a sadness in her sadness when
she's sad. But the gladness of her glad
ness nor the sadness Of her sadness is
nothing to her madness when she's mad.
Vermont has good law relating to
the sale of garden seeds. Every package
of seed offered for sale in the state shall
have the year in which they were grown
plainly printed thereon"
At Fort Lynn, Arkansas, near the
Texas line, the largest saw mill in the
Union has closed down, as the timber
in the whole region is used up. The
population of over 1000 will move from
the place, leaving vacant 400 houses,
which will probably be moved to a new
! location, where timber destruction will
go on. This procedure is going along
On Arkansas, Texas, Arizona, and on all
the water sheds of the So lth and North.
Is it surprising that the destructive
"northers" reach further south each
year?
March 9th, County Treasurer Hamp-
shire sent sent draft to State Treasur-
er Moore for $2l ,52S, being payment in
| fuh Of Wasco county's state tax. The
state tax this year is about $1,000 more
than it was last year,-Mountaineer.
The county treasurer is prepared to
pay all warrants issued prior to July 5,
1900.
A lady doctor of Wasco, Olive Beers,
is sick with diphtheria, having contract
ed it visiting patients sick with the dis
ease.
"Just previous to a recent heavy rain,
as is always the case during extreme
drouths," said the cynic, meetings
were held to pray for rain; but | have
never yet known of one being held to
thank God for the shower after it had
come. "--Dalfas News.
"The best time tu set a hen," says
Josh Billings, liz when the hen IL ready.
| kant tell what the best breed IL, but
the shanghigh IL the meanest. 1t costs
az much tu bord one az it duz a stage
boss, and you mite az well try tn fatt a
fannin-mill by runnin oats through it.
There amt no profit in keepin hen for
hiz aigs if he laiz less than one day,
Hens IL very long lived il they don't
kontrakt the throat dizeaz. Many go tn
pot frum this melankoly dizeaz in the
kourse of year. kant tell ekzaktly
how tn pick out good hen; hut az a
jeneral thing the longeared wunz IL the
least apt tn skratch up the garden. Eggz
packed in ekal parts of salt and lime
water will keep from 20 to 80 yearz if
they IL not disturbed.
Rev. Geo. H. Gardiner, d. D., from
the pulpit of the Plantsville, Conn,
Baptist church declared to large con-
gregation on the eve OF St. Patrick's day
that all Baptists should wear the green
He said: "In his life, teachings, work
and belief st. Patrick was identical with
that OF missionary of the Baptist de-
nomination of our day, and all Baptists
should revere his name. In his writ
ings there is no trace of purgatory, no
alteration of the Virgin Mary, no doc
trine of transubstantiation or the au-
thority of the pope. St.Patrick baptized
all his converts by immersion, and from
his religious beliefs and practices St.
Patrick was rather Baptist missionary
than Roman bishop"
Colorado politicians are quietly ma
turing plans to repeal the constitutional
amendment relating to equal suffrage,
and at the next session of the legislature
will introduce a bill to that effect. The
movement will have backing in both
parties and will undoubtedly pass if put
to a vote Of the people.
| Beware of the man who smiles when
he's angry; he's dangerous. And be-
ware also of the man who looks glum
when he's glad; he's probably humor-
| ist.