The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1902-11-27
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FORGET It..
4 By /. D.

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If someone should mention that you're often
rather late,
1t isn't quite polite to say: "Forget 1T"
Unless it is your best girl and you've kept an
other date,
IT'S then the proper thing to say: 'Forgetit"
For with an angry sweetheart you cannot argue
much,
slow or such,
or Dutch:
Forget It'll"
If someone should ask you why you always wear
frown,
1t isn't quite polite to say: "Forget it,"
And why you don't cheer up bit, go out and
paint the town,
lis then the proper thing to say: Forget it!''
In everybOdy's business there is always someone
near,
Who can tell you all about it; how easy and how
clear,
Then pour the balm of Gilead, and whisper in
your ear:
Forget it!''
If your trousers need button and you buy some
III d StOTo,
1t isn't quite polite to say: Forget It'll"
But should the clerk then ask you if your clothes
need something more,
IT'S then the proper thing to say: "Forget it!''
For girls that work in stores, you know, are
witty suppose,
And clever, pert and pretty, their stock in trade
God knows,
So don't. if one should smile at you, go daffy and
"Forget it,"
If you own little drugstore and a lady buys a
stamp,
1t isn't quite polite to say: Forget it!''
But should she say; "Please wrap it up, I'm 'fraid
it's rather DAMP
lis then the proper thing to say: "Forget it,"
No matter just how good your hand, with ladies
don't stand pat,
For they will make it up to you-buy this old
thing or that,
And never say to one of them, "she has feathers
in her hat"-
aForger it!"
If someone springs "Mohammed and the Noun
tain" gag of old,
1t isn't quite polite to say: "Forget it!
And that the mountain walked to him on stills
made out of gold,
IT'S then the proper thing to say: Forget it,"
That Mohammed was prophet is really hard
to tell,
Tho millions of his followers will swear to it, and
yell:
"Allah!" Spell it backwards and it surely
sounds like-well
Forget it,"
If someone says, told you so, or words to that
It isn't quite polite to say: Forget it!''
Unless it is friend (?) of yours, and gold bricks
you detect,
IT'S then the proper thing to say: Forget it!''
I'd sooner trust old "Shadrach in furnace %
Of "never touched me" tales of his. or any other
Jew,
Than handle "get rich quick" schemes so just
between me and you:
Forget it!''
When starting out in business and hearing good
advice,
1t isn't quite polite to say: "Forget it!''
Unless somebody tells you, that expenses cut no
ice,
IT'S then the proper thing to say: "Forget it!''
When catering to the public be always in the
lead,
Advertise most anywhere, that he who runs may
read,
And never get the big-head, or drown yourself
in mead
Forget it,"
Moral:
Hints you get, with or without, so let me give
you some:
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dom come,
the bum,
Forget it,"
Wanted: Chinaman to do laundry
turn. All Foo, this is your queue!
Answer to last weeks Bible puzzle:
Cain, who went to the land of Nod.
Correct!
Bible puzzle Find the chapter and
verse of the following: $50 then he
that giveth her in marriage doeth well;
but he that giveth her not in marriage
doeth BETTER"
If those poor deluded Russians, who
started out to find the Savior and near
ly persisted, had only had John Alex
ander Dowie at their head, they would
have lasted longer, but probably landed
at ZiOn Citv Sufficient upto tho dow
etc.
That the late John Goodshot sue
ceeded in padding his own canoe to
the happy hunting grounds there seems
to be little doubt. The following wire
less message speaks for itself:
Birthstone Pass, Nov. 21st, 'O2.
To ChOwchOw.
M Nno1 chDk Lo-o