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River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1902-11-20
UngaIIant.

"Why is She mad at him?"
"He didn't pretend when she intro
duced him to her son that he coulo
hardly believe she was old enough to
be the boys mother Chicago Record
Herald
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1902-11-20

Stoughton-Oh know when / get
enough.
Hostetter-But when you get enough
you don't know anything. - Boston
Transcript
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1902-11-20
Philosophy of the Young.

Little Johnny (after hisauntie' we'd
ding)-I know why they amt no mar
riages in Heaven.
His Mamma-Why, dear?
Little Johnny-'Cause they amt no
stores up there where folks could buy
weddin' presents.-Chicago Record
Herald.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1902-11-20
The InexhnnafihIe Diverrion

Man ranges, lest his life grow tame,
Through sports of every cline;
But Cupid plays just one old game
And wins 1t every time.
Detroit Free Press.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1902-11-20
A Friendly Hit,

Patience would never squeeze my
feet out of shape.
Patrice-Oh, yes, you would, If you
were in my shoes.-Yonkers STATES.
man.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1902-11-20
Easy Derivation

81 notice that the derivation of bois-
ferrous is obscure"
'Obscure? Why, that's easy. Boys
stir US, of course. N. Y. Times.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1902-11-20
PRradoxicaI.

Snifies-What did your wife say
when you got in so late last night?
Biff1es-She said she was speechless,
but talked nevertheless for an hour
Los Angeles Herald.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1902-11-20

English Tourists-Aw-that butter
milk was very nice, my dear. What
payment do you expect for it2
Cottage Girl-We wouldn't be after
asking any payment. Sure, we give
it to the pigs!-Punch.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1902-11-20
We've All Met Him

Among the folks we always shun
The most COMPOUNDED bore is
The man who tells year after year
The same old pointless stories.
Ally Sloper.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1902-11-20
A Fiancee's Reflections.

He danced twice with wall flower.
"How good of him. said the fiancee.
He danced once with a belle.
How mean of him." she cried.
Chicago Post.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1902-11-20
Embnrrassing for the Professor

Professor Ito his cass)-Gentlemen,
I have to apologize for a short delay
in beginning this lecture. Ihave unfor-
tunately left my manuscript at home,
but my boy, whom have sent for it,
will be here shortly,
Professors Son {audibly)-Mother
couldn't find the manuscript, SO she has
sent the book you copied it from.-N,
Y. Times
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1902-11-20
To Ann.

You are the dearest one to me,
A priceless treasure in my sight,
Come share my humble home, ana be
My own dear dearest Ann Thracite.
Chicago Chronicle.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1902-11-20
First Thing NeedfuI.

She-What is necessary to get Oh
worce in this state?
He-Get married.-Yonkers States
man.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1902-11-20

A man that's close we all despisSs
He wearies us, we find.
But when a girl with laughing eyes
Is close, we do not mind.
Philadelphia Press.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1902-11-20

ooh! Harold, / don't know when
I've seen anyone looking so noble
and heroic as you do since you've
taken up football!"-DetroiA Free
Press
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1902-11-20

Nora-Now I know why they're
called tumblers, bad luck to them!"
Daily News.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1902-11-20

In the last sixty years the speed of
the ocean steamers has been increased
from s1h to % knots an hour.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1902-09-25

\. H., from 1869 to 1877; at Woodland
Avenue Presbyterian church, Cleveland
Ohio, from 1877 to 1880; At the Calvinisric
church, Fitehburg, Mass, from 1880 tc
1887. From Fitchburg he removed to the
pastorate OF the First church OF New
London, Conn.,, where be remained until
his death.
DR.. Blake was the author OF several vol
umes, the latest, just published, being
"The separatists, or Strict Congregations
alists Of New England lie was a cor
porate member OF the American board and
served the denomination in other impor-
tant official positions.
The West Randolph academy was incor-
porated in 1877. and for a quarter of 9
century a school was maintained in the
two-story building just south of the COW
cred bridge. In 1876, by special act Of the
legislature, the trustees of the academy
transferred the building and property be-
longing thereto to the union village
school district, No. 10, in Randolph, il
which finally the present graded sehoo
was established.
II. w. Tewksbury was one of DR.. Blake'i
pupils in the old academy.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1902-09-25

No profession has advanced more raplo 10,
ly of fate than surgery, but ~ snoulu asa 10 ~
u u Eases Eases Of piles for example, it is seldom
m sasS' BeWitt's Witch Hazel salyt
cures quickly and permanently. Unequal aIsir
ed for cuts, burns, bruises, wounds SKI
diseases. Accept no counterfeits. wa
~ troubled with bleeding piles that los Ss
much blood and strength, says j.. =
phiIlips. Paris. Ill. "DeWitts Mltcn h ale
Salve cured me in short time. oo SW
and heals. j. A. Chedel, Gaysvllle; W. .
Parmenter, Brookfield.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1902-09-25
The Corn Roast.

.- emotion much in vogue,
hall, ra+50ed by every rogue
- I'm : roast held AZ night
Y ~ f.,Taress dancing light
- And its JOY ..a,,..t...e
i ~ ~ I'm Int made more sweet
A't n the whole.
- w ~ kernels seoreh aud burn
some one stole,
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1902-09-25
na..h a. Rey. ID. S. I. sIake.

tsroy Blake, d. D., about lso! 70 :
resident Of Randolph and l! pfiu SSeptember 8
old Randolph academy @nnn where Dhe he had been
at New Lon aSe Congregational a, church tor tor
pastor pas nos o. IS s. years. fie had been III ioi
several months. !, 1891 graduated
Dr. S Middlebury college in i isos b dgb
AnaossI preacher in the begn ar9ies u made
ministry rsd and his pastoral s6e 'e q the most
abiding impression 4 n SONY The Congrega-
; mort, churches says 'he Us
| tionalist. .o5 a. pepperell, Mass.
where ,,i rs Of the south church, eoh'Oiu
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-03-07
TINE U0NTENrED FARMER

When Answering Advertisements Please
Mention This Paper.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-03-07
A Doctors Little Daughter
Cured Of Grip by Pe-ru-na.

Dr. Il. Robbins, Physician and Sur
geon of Muskogee, Indian Ter, writes:
81 have been practicing physician
for good many years and was always
slow to take hold of patent medicines,
but this winter my little girl and my
self were taken with the grip. was so
bad was not able to sit up. / sent for
a doctor. but he did me no good.
Finally sent and got bottle of
Peruna and commenced to take it. l
took two bottles and my cough was
gore and my lungs loosened up and my
head became clear My little girl took
the same way.
"K looked as though she would die,
she was so sick. Tgave her medicine,
but II seemed 10 do her little good, so
! sent and got one more bottle of Pc
runa and commenced to give Ii to her
1t was only a short time until she was
getting along all right, SO ! give your
medicine, Peruna, the praise for what
II did for me and my dear little daggh-
tor. DIR. X. Robbins.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-03-07
A Ranchman.s Experience.

Lea. S. OAK, March 3d.-Wm. fl.
Neelen. a ranchman. whose head
quarters are here, says:
81 have been afflicted with Kidney
Trouble for several years. I had very
severe pain in the small of my back,
so bad that | could scarcely sit in the
saddle.
81 also had frequent Gesire to
urinate when riding and the pain and
annoyance | endured was very great.
Il tried many medicines without
getting any better till at last | was
told to try Dodd's Kidney Pills.
81 have used in all six boxes OF this
medicine and can say that they have
done me more good than anything
else ever used.
81 have had more relief and com
fort since using Dodd's Kidney Pills
than | had for years before"
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-03-07
Ax.d Historian Retlr...

Edmund Idle, the Oldest librarian In
England, who has been connected with
Messrs. Nudes establishment for more
than half century, has retired. Mr.
Idle, whose singular surname was de-
lightfully inappropriate, Joined the
staff of the late Charles Mudte soon
after he founded his famous library. He
was also closely associated for thirty
years with the religious and philan-
thropic work OF DR.. Guinness Rogers at
Chaplain.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-03-07
A Yard Of MIX.

John Flanagan, the big policeman
who has his beat along Third avenue
above 14th street, strOlled out of the
rain the other day into grocery store
above 18th street and seeing big
crock of milk on the counter.
will We give me a yard or so o
milk me bhoy?"
The "bhoy," himself not slow. dipped
his finger into the crock and drew a
line about yard long on the counter.
Here you are, sir. Five cents.
please"
"Thin rowl it up an Oil take it
home!' said John.-New York Times.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-03-07

i A prominent business man was 70
Gently treated by DR.. Cyrus Edison for
q peculiar growth in his throat.
! DIR. Edison seemed very much preoc-
cup.ed at times" said the patient. Il
was much surprised when l called on
him one day without being recognized.
/ thought it rather odd, having paid
him small fortune in fees, that l had
to explain that wished him to look at
my throat"
f. "'Open your mouth said the doctor.
d II did so, and the doctor seized my
hand cordially. My dear Mr.. X. he
exclaimed, really | didn't recognize
you at first!'"
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-03-07
BEAUTIFUL CHILDREN
rlade Well and Strong by Pe-ru-na.

Mrs. Schafer, 43e Pope Ave-, st. Louis,
NO., writes:
"In the early part of last year I wrote
to you for advice for my daughter Alice,
four years of age.
"She has been puny, sickly, ailing
child since her birth. She had convul-
sions and catarrhal fever. was always
doctoring until we commenced to use
Peruna. She grew strong and well.
Peruna is wonderful tonic; the best
medicine l have ever used."-Mra
Schafer.
Mrs. c. E. Long, the mother Of little
Nina Long. writes from Atwood, Colo,
as follows:
1--WE can never thank you enough for
the change you have made in our little
ones health. Before she began taking
your Peruna she suffered everything in
the way of cough, colds and Group, but
now she has taken not quite bottle OF
. Peruna, and is well and strong as she
h has ever been in her life. She has
not had the Group once since she
began taking Peruna, and when she
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-03-07

During the run of the Warwickshire
hounds recently fox, hard pressed,
dashed into back kitchen at Nailey
Hall, the seat Of the Marquis of Hert-
ford, where woman was at the time
washing clothes. Seeking place OF
concealment, the animal sprang upon
the furnace. and then dived into the
almost boiling soapsunds, from which,
however, he was quickly out again, and
was then captured.-London Tele-
graph.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-03-07
Tho True Reason.

SIS it true" asked the Investigating
Gentleman of the Saloonist. that you
put so much salt on the free lunch
in order to induce thirst in your pa
trons?'
Not much" said the Saloonist.
growing suddenly communicative. I'VE
put salt on it to preserve it"
And he pointed out some sandwiches
and cheese that had decorated the
table for two years without losing
their pristine beauty.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-03-07

Mrs. Alfred Harmsworth, wife of the
London publisher, has made a sensa-
ton in Paris by appearing in most
novel automobile coat, made OF the
hide of a perfectly white colt, trimmed
with sable tails and having large
collar, which can be turned up and but
toned so as to leave only her eyes and
the tip of her nose exposed.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-03-07
SPECULATIVE,

The desire to get rich quick" leads
many otherwise conservative men and
women into all kinds of speculative
ventures, many of which turn out dis
astrously. There is absolutely no spec
ulation or risk attending the use OF Dr.
Caldwell's LaXative) Syrup Pepsin
which is guaranteed to give satisfac'
ton in all cases of Constipation. lndi-
gestion, Dyspepsia and kindred trou-
bles. Ask your druggist II he does
not keep it, send his name to Pepsin
Syrup Co.. Monticello. H., and they
will send you sample bottle free.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-03-07
Catnrrh Cnnnut be- Cured

with LOCAL APPLICATIONS, as they cannot
reach the seat OF the disease. Catarrh Is
h,ooG mr. constitutional disease, and in order 70
onre IL vou must take internal remedies. Hall S
f,atarrh Cure is taken internally, and acts
directly on the blood and mucous surfaces
Halls Catyrrh Cure is not 4 qnack meulclne
II was prescribed by one Of the best physicians
in this country for years. and Is u regular pre-
scription. 1t is composed OF the best toaics
known. combined with the best blood purifiers '
acting directly on the mucous surfaces. The
mersect combination of the two ingredients is
What produces such wonderfnlresults In curing
Caiarrh Send for testimonials free.
r. j. CHENEY CO. Props, Toieoo, "
Sold by druggists price 1oc.
Halls Family Pills are the best
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-03-07

Carlisle ID. Graham. who mas won
considerable fame as daring and long
distance swimmer, has declared that ne
will swim through the whirlpool rapids
to Youngstown. thence 70 toronto anu
down Lake Ontario and through the
rapids of the st. Lawrence river u
Montreal. a distance of about 300 miles
In thirty days.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-03-07

Hartman in regard to her baby girl,
Ruth:
any little girl had some derange-
n1enf of the Bowels. She was nere
skeleton and we did not think she
would ever get WE'LL After giving
her less than one bottle of Peruna
she was sound and we'll Now she has
a good appetite and Is a picture OF
health"
Mrs. Heard also writes in regard to
her son, Carl:
any sons ears had been affected
since he WIS a babe only a few months
old. The last year thought he had
almost lost his hearing and had a
local physician treating him for about
six weeks. Finally I began giving him
your remedy, and after he had taken
two bottles he was entirely cured.
cannot praise Peruna enough. Mrs.
q. w. Heard.
II You do not receive prompt and salts
factory results from the use of Peruna,
write at once to DR.. Hartman, giving q
full statement of your case, and he VIII
be pleased to give you his valuable adj
vice gratis.
Address DIR. Hartman, President Of
The Hartman Sanitarium, Columbus. O.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-03-07
Things Are Different in Boston.

Says the Boston Globe: In taking
her out sleigh riding, young man, be
careful of that vaccinated arm"
That advice may do for Boston
young men. but out here a sensible
youth would rather forego the minor
pleasure of the ride than be handi'
capped in. that provoking MANNER
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-03-07
Era of tho Maccabees.

The Era of the Maccabees' began b.
c. 1866. when Judas Maccabaeus assum-
ed the leadership Of the Jews VINO had
determined to throw off the yoke OF
Antiochus Epiphanes. The revolt was
successful and the Asmonean kings
ruled Judea until its conquest by the
Romans. The Jews styled the Macca-
bees era the Era OF Kings
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-03-07

An aero.ite fell near Chatillens,
Switzerland. the other day. The stone
was triangular in shape, of dark-gray
color about eleven ounces in weight.
This Is only the second meteoric stone
that is known to have fallen in Swift
zerland.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-03-07
WITH THE TESTERS
The Funny Side OF Life as Depicted by the
Humorous Writer'S

die forward or even the messenger
boy who looked up from his nickel
library to acknowledge 1t.
No one had heard of the Fish theater.
somewhat labored cross-examina'
ton brought out the fact that she
wanted to go to the Aquarium. She got
transfer at Broadway.-New York
Times.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-03-07

"Republics are unsrateful,' said the
hero, sadly.
"Well," answered the business man,
81 suppose a republic has great deal
of human nature about it. NOBODY
likes to be dunned, and some peoHe
are liable to make the mistake of con-
tinually reminding republic OF Its
debts"
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-03-07
BED BUGS DOOMED.

or oil the worries OF the housekeeper the bed
bug Is the worst. All will be thankful a remedy
which absolutely rids u house of all bugs has
been found. Mrs Bertha Fremont, al Fourth,
Des M0ines. Ia. is the scoverer. She will send
n large sample, enough for three beds for $50.
size Is Soc. Every reader ought to send at once.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-03-07

King Alphonso's coronation is TO DO
commemorated by the issue OF thir-
leen new kinds of postage stamps. each
of which Is to bear the head OF one OF
the thirteen kings of the same name
who have ruled over Spain.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-03-07

Storekeepers report that the extra
quantity, together with the superior
quality, of Defiance Starch makes it
next to impossible to sell any other
brand.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-03-07

Hundreds OF dealers say the extra
quantity and superior quality of Deli
ance Starch is fast taking place OF all
ether brands Others say .hey cannot
sell any other starch.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-03-07

Pneumatic postal tubes make slow
progress in this country. In London
there are eightyOnc pneumatic tubes
for the dispatch of postal packets. and
their aggregate length is thirty-four
miles.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-03-07
Good One Indeed.

Can man with family be good
Christian on a salary of SIS a week" is
a question causing great discussion in
Eastern circles If he is a Christina
at all he would have to be good one
on that salary.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-03-07
A Bad Admission.

Judge-Your fee seems strangely ia
miliar to me?
Prisoner-Well. your honor, two
years ago I gave your daughter sing
ing lessons.
Judge-Ten years.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-03-07

Blobbs-The colonel is utterly fear
less of public opinion.
Slobbs-Thats right. once heard
him admit before crowd of people
that he didn't like grand opera.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-03-07

war is very expensive" said one
South American official. very re-
sponded the other; "our bill for type
writer supplies this month was simply
enormous ''-Wasnington Star.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-03-07

Mrs. Crimsonbeak-I see by this
wireless telegraphy. while at sea. one
ship can communicate with another"
Mr.. Characterization ship can talk
back to another?"
Yes"
well, that's an additional reason
why they should be called sister
ships"
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-03-07

Her Destination.
An Irishwoman, broad OF back and
gray of hair, walked into dingy cross
town horse car one day last Week.
81 want to so to the Fish theayter,
che said In rich brogue.
"The Fish theater?" echoed the con-
iuctor.
Aye" said she.
He had never heard of it, no more
had the driver or the prim youth on
the platform. the man with the pun
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-03-07
WHEN YOUR GROCER SAYS

he does not have Defiance Starch. you
may be sure he Is afraid to keep 1t until
his stock of ~ o. packages are sold. De-
fiance Starch Is not only better than any
other Cold Water Starch, but contains 10
o. to the package and cells for same
honey as II OF. brands.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-03-07

Observation-Disclosures seems to bt
a fellow of extremes -one who writes
awful slush and sublime prose, and
who is at the same time an idiot and 6
genius.
Cleverton-Where did you get such
an idea?
Dashaway-Ive just been reading
the reviews of his latest book.-Har-
per's Bazaar.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-03-07
In q Lighter Moo I.

She: "No man has ever kissed me-"
He: Il wouldn't boast of my unpop-
ularity. If | were you. philadelphia
Record.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-03-07

When a man gets out Of politics the
ueople begin to wonder now much he
gets out.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-03-07

A clever woman always knows
enough to make her husband think
she knows less than he does, no mat
ter how little it is.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-03-07

Nell-"Will he take hint?" Belle
-"Oh. yes; but he doesn't know what
to do with it.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-03-07

EARLIEST RUSSIAN MILLEr.
Will YOU be short Of hay. II SO, plant a
plenty OF this prodigally prolific millet.
to Tons Of Rich Hay Per Aero.
Price 80 lbs. 81 90; 100 lbs 81 Low freights.
.Iohn A. Salzer Seed Co., La Crosse, Wis. W
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-03-07

The discouraging thing to man of
sense is that the idiots seem to have
such a good time with their idiocy.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-03-07

He-T love you from the bottom OF
my heart" She-'Wnat' The matter;
isn't there any room at the top?"
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-03-07

They asked the visiting English
woman what she thought OF New
York 81 think it will be charming
when it is finished" said the English
woman.-New York Evening Sun.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-03-07

ALL UP To DATE HOUSEKEEPERS
use Defiance Cold Water Starch. because
II Is bet ter and OF. more Of 1t for same
money.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-03-07
MORE FLEXIBLE AND LASTING.

won't shake out or blow out: by using
Defiance starch you obtain better results
than possible with any other brand ana
one third more for same money.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-03-07
Stops the Cough and
Works or the Cold
Laxative Bronio Quinine Tablets. Price Csc.

The way to make woman like you
is to believe you couldn't help liking
her If you tried.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-03-07

The only solution to the servant
girl problem is not to have any
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-03-07

When fellow carries a picture in
his watch there is usually woman In
the case.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-03-07

Alabastine can be used over paint or
paper: paint or paper can be used over
Alabastine. Buy only In five pound pack
ages, properly labeled; take no substitute.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-03-07

Wher some men fail at everything
else they try marriage.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-03-07

If Cupid can only puncture a man,
easy.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1902-03-07

"Disagrt cable callers" says So
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