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Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1902-01-30
OLD JOE, THE NIGHT wAToHMAN

49, SSS1 ~. WI
(From the Pail Mall Gazette, London
How often on returning homo late
on a dreary winters night has our
sympathy gone out to the poor old
night-watchman as he sat huddled up
over his cage fire, overlooking the ex-
cavations which our city council in
their wisdom or otherwise, allow the
different water companies to make so
frequently In our congested streets.
In all weathers and under all climatic
conditions. the poor old night-watch-
man is obliged to keep watch over the
companies property. and to see that
the red lights are kept burning. What
life. to be sure; what privations and
hardships; no wonder they have aches
and pains. which nothing but St. ia
cob's Oil can alleviate.
"Old Joe" is In the employ Of the
Lambeth Water Works, and is well
and favorably known. He has been a
night-watchman for many years. IL
the course OF which he has undergone
many experiences. What with wet and
cold, he contracted rheumatism and sci
atica. which fairly doubled him up, and
1t began to look serious matter for old
Joe whether he would much longer be
able to perform his duties. on which
his good wife and himself depended
for livelihood; but as it happened, a
passerby, who had for some nights no.
ticed Old Joe's painful condition. pre-
sented him with bottle of st. Jacobs
Oil, and told him TO use 1t. Old Joe
followed the advice given; he crawled
homo the next morning and babe his
wife rub his aching back with the St.
Jacobs Oil "a gentleman gave him."
and undoubtedly his wife did rub, for
when old Joe went on duty at night he
met his friend and benefactor. to
whom he remarked: Them Oils you
gave me. Guv'nor. did give me doing;
they was like pins and needles for a
time, but look at me now" and old
Joe began to run and jump about like a
young colt. All pain. stiffness and
soreness had gone; he had been tell
ing everybody he met what st. Jacobs
Oil had done for him. Old Joe says
now he has but one ambition In life.
and that is to always to be able to
keep bottle Of st. Jacobs Oil by him
for he says there Is nothing like 1t in
the world.
st. Jacobs Oil serves the rich and
the poor. high and low the same way.
1t has conquered pain for nifty years,
and it will do the same to the end of
time. It has no equal. consequently
no competitor: 1t has many cheap imi-
tations. but simple facts like the above
tell an honest tale with which moth
ing on earth can compete.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1902-01-30

General William Joyce Sewell, who
passed away in Camden. N. j., on De-
cember 81, was generous friend and
an equally good hater as was shown
by his treatment of Colonel Scovel,
who had dared to dispute his authority
in Camden politics. One time, when
the colonel thought he had smoothed
things over sufficiently to make it
possible, he ventured to ask Sewell to
send him pass to San Francisco. The
pass came by return mail. But, gen.
eral." Scovel exclaimed, at an early
morning call at the West Jersey rail-
way office the next day, "the pass is
only to San Francisco. There is no
return coupon with It." Sir" the
general roared. I'm willing to send
you to California. but I'll be d IL
I'll help you to get back again"
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1902-01-30
IT OFTEN HAPPENS

That women fancy they are pretty
through mems nattery.
That men figure as masters who are
At only to DO followers.
That men become supersensitive be.
cause of too much petting.
That men are given choice positions
Just to prove their incapacity.
That women wilfully misconstrus
statements to suit selfish ends.
That women take on consequential.
airs through mems polite greetings.
That q woman's disposition is made
odious through mans want Of tact.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1902-01-30

When a woman apologies for he,
family to the man of her choice before
marriage It is a good sign that she viii
brag about them afterward.
Eph King suggests sending Carrie
Nation to Bulgaria after Ellen Stone
He thinks taste of Carrie would cure
the brigands OF stealing American
women.
So much attention Is paid at wed
ding to the bride. her sisters. her moth
er, her dress and the supper. and 50
little to her father. who pays for 1t all
--Atchison Globe.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1902-01-30
FROM SASKATCHEWAN, WESTERN
CANADA

In o letter written from Prince AL.
bert. Saskatchewan, one of the dis
tricts Of western Canada. by Henry
Laughlin to DR.. C. T. Field Of Chase,
Michigan. and which appeared in the
Reed City (Michigan) Clarion. ap.
Feared the following
If any one should ask you how l
like 1t up here. tell them l am perfect.
ly well satisfied; for me 1t is just the
place. | have as good a piece Of land
as ever laid outdoors. Wouldn't ex.
change 1t for the whole of Lake Coun.
ty, or at least the township of Chase.
or course. | have not been here
very long. but as much of the country
as have seen It cannot be beat any.
where. We had as good crops here
last fall as ever saw, and everything
gets ripe in good shape. We had as
good ripe potatoes as ever ate in my
life. There is no better place for
stock on the continent than here.
Horses and cattle will do as good run.
ming out all winter here as they do
where they are fed all winter there.
nave puiit me residence and now all
! want is wife to keep house for me.
| have some breaking already done on
my place. but next summer intend to
have more done and then I will be
ready for business.
I'VE have had a very fine winter SO
far. 1t has not been much below
zero. If any. excepting about week in
the middle Of November. 1t has been
quite cold the past day or two. We
are In log shanties. and they are Just
muddied up on the outside. and moth
Ing has frozen on the inside as yet
There Is no wind or rain, just nice
steady weather all the time"
Apply to any agent of the Canadian
government.
Some experts" have little ability
and much confidence.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1902-01-30

You said you were hungry" re-
marked the kind hearted woman, re-
proachfully, "and yet when gave you
a quarter little while ago you went
to saloon instead Of restaurant"
"Yes'm," admitted the hobo; you
see, it's this here way. l was hungry
and thirsty, an twenty-five cents worth
Of whisky II make me forget I'm
hungry, but twenty-five cents worth
of grub won't make me forget I'm
thirsty"
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1902-01-30

First tramp-"Did you hear about
that new law fer teachin' the school
children about the effects Of liquor?"
Second tramp-"Yes. II they'd only
provide fer the appointment of ter
rible example fer each school, at a big
salary. you and | might have struck
snap."
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1902-01-30

Backstop-"I'm glad to see that you
are making a name for yourself as an
autnor, old man." Scriblet modest
ly)-"Yes. Honors are being heaped
on me. Why, it was only yesterday
that learned that my latest book had
been thrown out of the Boston library"
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1902-01-30

There is more Catarrn IN this section OF toe
country than all other diseases put together
and until the last few years was supposed TO Be
incurable. For great many years doctors pro-
nounced 1t q local disease, and prescribed local
remedies, and by constantly falling to cure
with local treatment, pronounced 1t incurable.
Science has proven catarrh to be constltu-
tuuonal treatment Halls Catarrh Cure. man
ufactured by F. J. Cheney & Co.. Toledo, Ohio
Is the only constitutional cure on the market
1t is taken internally In doses from 10 drops to
teaspoonfuL 1t acts directly upon the blood
and mucous surfaces Of the system. They offer
one hundred dollars for any case IL fails to cure
Send for circulars and testimonials. Address
F. J. CHENEY & CO.. Toledo. Ohio.
Sold by Druggists. 75c.
Hall'a Eanily pills the hest
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1902-01-30
KIDNEY TROUBLES.
Mrs. Louise N. Gibson Says
That This Fatal Disease is
Easily Cured by Lydia e.
Pinkham's Vegetable Com

"DEAR MRS. PINKHAM:-I felt very
discouraged two years ago, had SUD-
fered SO long with kidney troubles and
other complications, and had taken so
much medicine without relief that
began to think there was no hope for
me. Life looked SO good to me, but
what Is life without health? wanted
En- he we'll
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1902-01-30
Most Hair Preparations are Merely Scalp
Irritanta. Of No Vaiua.

Most Hair Preparations are Merely Scalp
Irritants. of No Value.
Most hair preparations are merely scalp
irritants. miscalled hair tonics. When
hair is brittle. lusterless and begins to
fall out. the dandruff germ is getting In
Its deadly work at the root. sapping the
vitality. Since science discovered that
dandruff Is a germ disease there has been
only one preparation put on the market
that will actually destroy the dandrufS
germ. and that Is Newbros Herplcide. II
allays itching Instantly. destroys the
germ; and the falling hair stops. and
hair grows luxuriantly. Ask your drug
gist for Herpicide. 1t allays itching In
stantly: makes hair grow.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1902-01-30

In Winter Use Aliens Foot-Ease.
powder. Your feet feel uncomfortable,
nervous. and often cold and damp. II
you have Chilblains, sweating. sore feet
or tight shoes, try Aliens Foot-Ease
Sold by all druggists and shoe stores,
25c. Sample sent FREE. Address
Allen S. Olmsted. lie Roy, N. Y.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1902-01-30

He-"My dear, we have cause for
congratulation. have just received
notice Of an unexpected increase OF
ten dollars per month in my wages"
She-"You dear. sweet, lovely old boy.
How perfectly charming you are when
under the influence of the X-raise."
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1902-01-30

condition OF the farmer In Western Canada-
Province Of Manitoba and districts OF Assini-
boia, Saskatchewan and Alberta Thousands
81 Americans are now settled there. Reduced
rates on all railways for homeseekers and set
TIERS New districts are being opened up this
yses. The new forty page Atlas OF Western Ca
nnde sent free to all applicants. +. Pedley
Superintendent OF Inning IA tion, Ottawa Can ada
er N. Bartholomew, Canadian Government
Agent SO Fifth ST. DesMoines, Iowa.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1902-01-30

Ask your grocer for DEFIANCE
STARCH, the only 16 OF. package for
10 cents. All other 10-cent starch
contains only ~ OF. Satisfaction
guaranteed or money refunded.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1902-01-30

There are few horses over seven
teen hands high, but there Is one in
Doniphon county. Kansas. wu.ch meas.
ures twenty hands. and weighs 2,412
pounds. The owner is a farmer named
Stout.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1902-01-30

what would you do If you woke up
some morning to find that you had in
herited a million dollars?" I'D turn
over on the other side and try to
dream 1t again."
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1902-01-30

There is evidently electricity in a
corn field, because 1t produces shocks.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1902-01-30

Brakemen call jug of whisky a
crate of snakes"
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1902-01-30

So ancient is the city of Damascus.
in Syria. that there it no record of its
origin In any written histories.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1902-01-30

PUTNAM FADELEsS DYES color
silk wool or cotton perfectly at one boil
ing. Sold by druggists, l0c. per package.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1902-01-30

To Cure q Cold in One day.
Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. All
druggists refund money lift fails to cure 25c.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1902-01-30

At times, all of US insist on being
miserable.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1902-01-30

Piso's Cure cannot be too highly spoken Of
as a cough eure.-J. w O'Brlen. 80 Third
Ave. N. Minneapolis, MINI. Jan. G. 1900.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1902-01-30

There are some things worse thar
inclement weather.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1902-01-30

Eighty-flve per cent of the quinine
product of the world comes from Java.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1902-01-30

Difference of opinion is the greatest
common divisor.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1902-01-30

It is easy for rich man to impress
a poor neighbor.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1902-01-30

A woman usually has the best or
the worst of II.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1902-01-30

Some newspapers are SO modest they
can hardly show their type face.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1902-01-30

should be in every home. Ask your grocer 70
1t and take no substitute. 10c q package.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1902-01-30

The better man thinks he is tn,
more foolish he acts.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1902-01-30

Don't BE Rncked To Pieces
with rheumatism. One bottle OF MATT
i. JOHNSON'S eOSS will work wonders.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1902-01-30
JUST THINK OFT

'unt lIlCftHslnk ytdf Dy
Iyear. land value increas-
Ing, stock increasing,
splendid climate. en-
cellent 9 h ools and
churches. low taxation,
high prices for cattle
and grain, low railway
rates, and every posi-
BILE comfort. This Is the
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1902-01-30

Sold by Druggists, 75c.
Halls Family Pills are the best
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1902-01-30

SAIlER's MAGIC CRUSHED SHELLS.
Bsss On earth; s Il, as s 4 per seS lb hass
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1902-01-30
mIscALLso HAIR ToNIcs".

Some experts" have little abilit
and much confidence.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1902-01-30

0 We vish yoa 70 try cur
(I|k0 great farm seeds. hence
lX(X oder 70 send 10 fzrr seed
{l1|2 samples, containing fhousand
RI Headed kale, fsosiate. Rape.
~ Alfalfa, Spain. ITO. (fally wstth
- 5000 10 get stArp toSsther with
our great oatalox, for 100 postsRs.
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1902-11-12

We were pleased to have the genial
emile of our old friend, Col. ZacRariah
+. Hootzenblast, gladden. our sanctum
last week. He was down on his month
~ trading center in the South. He
was in the best of spirits and looked
the picture of health and buoyancy.
This he attributes to the use Of only
pure foods, such as Deans Patent
Flour, which he says he uses exclu-
the same place where Deans Patent
is sold, which is pretty good guaran-
tee that they too are good. He wrote
the new ad. for Dean g. RatlifTe this
week, which is decided Improvement
on their usual gushings.
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1902-11-12
q a % T @ R RTA.
Bears the HIhs Kind You Have Always Bought
''s,a'''' .: Gsy9AzzzzS5
Why So Popular.

The popularity Of "Clifton" Flour Ia
due TO Its unequaled qualIty-ebsolutely
pure, retaining all the nutritive and
healthful qualities of the finest selected
wheat. Call for "Clifton" II you want
the purest and best. Call at the groceries
or John G. Osborne and j. NJ. Patrick
for 1t.
WAGONS-We have large stock on
hand that we want to dispose Of at way
down prices. Vandiver Bros. & Major.
A Flour OF Quality.
No Flour sold In Anderson matches
the Clifton In purity and quality. The
wealth of rich glnton contained in this
Flour makes sweet, wholesome bread Of
nutty flavor. John G. Osborne and ].
NJ. Patrick have 1t.
A tremendous stock OF high grade
Lanterns has just been received by SuIIi-
van Hardware Co. They are selling
them at very low prices.
Clifton Flour
Is the best Flour for the health of your
family, the best Flour for good, palatable
baking, the best to use at any and all
times. AT John c. Osborne's and j. NJ.
Patrick's groceries.
Refined, up-to date people alwavH want
the best. GALLAGHER BROS. are nc-
knowledgeti to be- among the best PHO
TOGRAPHERS in the South. They do
not waste their skill on cheap, fading
trash.
There Is no cough medicine 80 popular
as Foley's Honey and Tar. IL contains
no opates or pOisons aud never fails to
cure. Evans Pharmacy.
W. H. shearer, Surveyor, You will
find me ut Dean d Ratliffes. Long dis
tance Phone at my residence.
Now Is the time to get a good Pocket
Knife at your own price from Brook
Hardware Co.
Just received two Cars of Buggies, all
prices-$35.00 for Top Buggy up.
Vandiver Bros. 81 Major.
Well buckets and valves for the Spar
tsnburg Patent Well Fixtures can always
be found at the Brock Hardware Co.
you want to bny Harrow or Turn
Plow at sacrifice see the Brock Hard
ware Co.
GChurns-If you want Churn that will
bring tho butter Of half the time. seo
Brook Hardware Co. and get one OF their
Cylinder Churns.
Axes-If you want an AK that will
stand any timber try our Knot Chopper
Brock Hardware Co.
We cell the best and lightest draft
Mowers on earth. Come and see uaAm.
Vnndiver Bros. & Major.
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1902-11-12
Local News.
WEDNESDAY,. NOV. IL. 1902.
TIE CoT1oH MARKRf.

Good Middling-7a.
Strict Middling-7s.
Middling-7}.
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1902-11-12

For and children here ready and waiting Also
Rain Coats Automobile Styles at $500 Also few specials
70 Dress Skirts from sl5oto So Silk Skirts $3.50
tos15.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1902-09-06
DoNot TnfIe with Them!
Paine's Celery
Compound
Permanently Cures Sick and
Nervous Headache that
Make Life Miserable.

Sick and nervous headaches are
amongst the worst Ills Of life. The
man OF woman who IL subject to head
ache az irregular intervals, goes though
life bearing load of misery and wret-
chcdness that Is terrible TO think OF
Headaches as a RUE, result from q
disordered condition OF the nervous sys-
tenn. Mental excitement. loss OF sleep,
bodily fatigue, and dlsordered digestion
are exciting causes. When the brain
becomes tired and debilitated the whole
nervous system is weaken I'd. and head
aches result. If the live Is sluggish.
the kidneys inactive. and digestion de-
ranged. headaches Invariably follow,
TO cure and prevent headache, the ner-
vous system must be strengthened and
vltalized. The most persistent cases OF
headaches, nervous feehlenes, and
slepelessness, are permanently cured BY
Paine's Celery Compound; II Is the
great reconstructant Of the nervous
system. Mrs. Henry Westrick. 81
Clair, Mich, tells OF her release from
suffering as follows.--
II have been troubled with dyspep-
STA and sick headache for a number Of
years. About every week would have
q bad case Of sick headache, but since I
began using Paines Celery Compound.
my dyspepsia Is gone. and ! do not have
any more headaches. | feel better than
/ have for years"
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1902-09-06

Riverside school, spent portion OF the
summer in Seattle,
Miss Bessie Chambers Of the Lowell,
spent the summer IN Omaha her nome.
Principal q. A. Eaton Of the Hlgn
school has spent the summer In SAT-
Lake.
Principal ID. A. Nelson OF tho Ere
mont, returned on Tuesday from an ex-
tended visit In the east.
Mrs. Mckay, principal Of the Ninth
school, spent portion OF her vaca-
ton In Missouri.
Miss Jessie Drew returned this week
from a visit TO Chicago.
Supervisor Pollock returned last
Thursday from the east, ATTENDING
while absent. the n. u. A., at Minnea.
polls, and visiting at her home In Far
60
The Fargo Forum and Daily Republic
can OF Fargo, N. D., In speaking OF
Supervisor Pollock, who was formerly
supervisor OF primary instruction In
the schools Of that city, speaks In UNI
qualified terms OF the services OF that
lady, and also pays high compliment
TO Miss Alice g. stimmel, who has re-
Gently been chosen for position In
the schools OF this city, ana VINO Tor
I.nne,silow school of Forro.
J. w Raymer a graduate OF the Uni;
70 ,ats he dapart,nent of physIes IN The
uIvh school The posltlon being made
vacant Inv the resignation OF Mr., stan
nv who poos ~ n college In Missouri
rbe Young man comes very highly re.
commended and suner,ntendenf Cbris.
tanson is mnch nleased win his seIec.
lion
Miss Alice Il. Rowe OF the High
school has returned from an EXTENDED
P -
The Fort Scott Monitor has most
complimentary mention OF Mr.. Garrett.
who has been chosen as a teacher In
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1902-09-06

and mathematics, and the substitution
OF hygiene for men for that OF women,
is good course preparatory TO the
study OF medicine.
The department OF sewing and dress
making Is being fitted up this week
with new sewing machines, cupboards,
gas stove, irons, scissors, cupboards.
tables, etc, for the practical work,
which will commence next week.
The cooking department has added a
gas range and an equipment Of new
utensils for kitchen work. while the
kitchen has been enlarged in expecta-
ton OF an increase I'm the number OF
the student lunches to be prepared daily
by the classes In cooking.
The teachers Of the kindergarten de-
partment are at work decorating their
rooms and arranging their furniture
and apparatus recently purchased. The
children's Kindergarten VIII begin on
the 18th OF this month, and Will receive
limited number Of children for whom
arrangements should be made In ad-
vance by parents, who may call at the
Lion House any day next week from
10 to IL.
A new piano has been placed In Bar
raft Hall this week, In addition to the
Knabe Grand, presented to the lnstitu-
ton last spring. This IL an upright
tuned to concert pitch. while the Knabe
Is at international pitch. one viii be
used for accomplishments TO singing,
while the other win be suitable for or
chestral playing.
A plano has been placed In room Of
the Lion House also, for use OF the
chlldren's kindergarten; and the GYM
nasium Is likewise supplied with good
instrument for the exercises in physical
culture. The organ for Prof Stephens
class In vocal music has been removed
to room 25 Of the Lion House.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1902-09-06
FEDERATION OF woNEN's CLUBS

Following is the program Of the Utah
Federation Of women's Clubs, which
will convene in ogden on October 2S
2s and 30;
TUESDAY MORNING
Conference OF club presidents
Meeting OF executive board.
Presentations Of credentials by dele
gates.
TUESDAY AFTERNOON.
Address OF Welcome -. -. .....
-. 80. Mrs. j. s. Gordon, ogden