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The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1902-03-28
Her Are.

Judge How old are You, madam
Witness (hesitatingly)-I am-that
y. =
Judge Ont with It! The longer you
wait the older you win grow.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1902-03-28
HOID
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Does your horse feel his
oats? What a difference be
tween the granted and ii.
CRASHED horse! The f.
strong ard full Ct ginger, the
second Aabby, weak and tire
out before he begins. The
feeding makes the difference.
Children are not alike either.
One is rosy, bright-eyed, full
of life and laughter, another is
pale, weak and dull. Thefeed-
ing again is responsible.
Sickly children need special
feeding. They don't "feeltheir
OATS. SCOTS Emulsion adds
just the right richness to their
diet. tits like grain to the
horse. The child gets new
appetite and strong digestion.
SCOTS Emulsion is more
than food. 1t is a strong
medicine. 1t rouses up dull
children, puts new flesh on TIL
ones and red blood into pa
ones. makes children gre
SCOTS Emulsion makes or
Eaa-:z nary food do its
!. !: ! !. !: !
Al oa duty.
dsyl IVA This picture represent
@aGgs SsD the Trade Mark of SCOTS
&s sMlsss , SsSSfEss9| Emulsion and is on d.
sKss TankI wrapper of every bottle.
aRsE lll!n Send for free sample.
ESFSiEIaa@ SCOTT & BOVINE,
s s5sgkgsI sss.4ssg 400 Pearl ST., New York
las sssMssssas:sSiANM soc and 81. all druggists.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1902-03-28
Final Proof,
Land Office, Grand Forks, N. D., March 9Th

1902.
Nollce is hereby given that the following nam
ed settler has filed notice Of his intention to make
said proof will Be made before a. l.. AiIth.
Clerk Of District Coult at Pembina, N. D.. on
April 18th. 1902, viz Larus Gudmundsson for
the SWN OF Sec. %, In Twp. 162. of Range 81
w. He names the following witnesses to Drove
his continuous residence upon and cultivation
OF said land, viz: Gudion Kristjanson Kristjan
and Geo. Peterson Of Pembina +. O., N. D.
E. H. KENT,
36-4ol Register.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1902-07-03
The Nurk and Life Insurance.

One man was complaining that he
had insured twenty years before in
mutual benefit company which prom
Used all sorts of things, and now the
time was up he received less than he
would have done if he had invested his
money elsewhere. A wise Turk who
was sitting close by said it reminded
him of a camel belonging to friend of
his. It was a most intelligent brute,
and the owner was convinced that If
he found really good teacher it could
be taught to talk. Presently a Hodga
appeared who said he was of the same
opinion and would teach it, but ii
would take long time, probably thirty
years. The owner was delighted and
agreed to pay the Hodga fixed sum
per annum and big bonus when the
animal talked, the Hodga promising to
pay a heavy fine if it did not. A friend
afterward went to the Hodga and said:
"What on earth induced you to make
that agreement? You know you can
never teach the camel to talk" "Oh,"
said the Hodga, 81 know that, but dur
ing the thirty years either I shall
die or the owner will or the camel.
Anyhow, I am all right, as have my
fixed income."-New York Commercial
Advertiser.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1902-07-03
She Did Not wear A Mask.

But her beauty was completely hidden by
sores, blotches and pfmples till 81 e used
BuckIen's Arnica Salye. Then they van
ishcd as will all eruptious, fever sores,
bols, ulcers, carbuncles and telons from Its
use. Infallible r cuts, corns, burns,
scalds and piles. Cure guaranteed. 25c
at Fiesler & McNeice, druggists.
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The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1902-07-03
Ladies Can Wear Shoes

one size smaller after using Aliens Foot
Ease, a powder to be shaken into the shoes.
1t makes tight or new shoes feel easy; gives
instant relief to cOrnS and bunionS It's the
and prevents swollen feet, blisters. callous
and sore spots. Aliens Foot Ease is a GER
tain cure for sweating. hot, aching feet. At
cept any substitute. Trial package FREE
by mail. Address, Allen s. Olmstpd lie Roy.
N.Y.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1902-07-03
1t Dazz1es the World.

No discovery in medicine has ever Great
ed one quarter OF the excitement that has
been caused by DR.. Kings New Discovery
for consumption. Its severest tests have
been on hopeless victims of consumption,
pneumonia, hemorrhage, pleurisy and
bronchitis, thousands Of whom it has re-
stored to perfect health. For coughs, colds,
asthma, Group, hay fever, hoarseness and
whooping cough it is the quickest, surest
cure in the world. 1t is sold by Fiesler &
McNeice, who guarantee satisfaction or re-
fund money. Large bottles 50 cents and
$I.oo. Trial bottles free.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1902-07-03
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Speaking of Royalty.

Damocles had been invited to dine
with the king Of Syracuse. Upon TAX,
ing his seat he instantly saw the sword
hanging by a nair above his head.
81 suppose" he said to the king,
"you call that the hair apparent" Di-
onysius. pretending to see no humor in
the remark, replied, 81 don't know
about that. my boy, but if it falls upon
prints
This shows that the ancients were
not averse to joking even under trying
circumstances.-New York Times.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1902-07-03
Z i i

81 am using a box of Chamberlain's
Stomach & Liver Tablets and find them the
hest thing Tor my stomach l ever used"
says T. w. Robinson, Justice of thePe &C e,
LOOMS, Mich. These tablets not only cor
rect disorders of the stomach but regulate
the liver and bowels. They are easy 70
take and pleasant in effect Price IS cents
per box. For sale b Hanson & Emerson,
druggists. -..
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1902-07-03
A Secondary CONFEDERATION.

SecOHUHT5 OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES
"She's allus so 'fraid Of somebody
swipin' dat dog"
Am it wuff anyt'ing?'
"Waal. in dis hyah neighborhood a
ting doan' have to be wuff muffin to
git swiped."
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1902-07-03

Great CONSERVATION was felt by the
friends of NJ. A. Hogarty of Lexington, Ky
when they saw he was turning yellow. His
skin slowly changed color, also his eyes.
and he suffered terribly. His malady was
Yellow Jaundice. He was treated by the
best doctors, but without benefit. Then he
was advised to try Electric Bitters, the won
derful stomach and liver remedy. and he
writes: "After taking two bottles ] was
wholly cured.' A trial proves its match
less merit for all stomach, liver and kidney
troubles. Only soc. Sold by Fiesler &
McNeice, druggists.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1902-07-03
The "Cry" of Silk.

Ono Of the most peculiar features
about manufactured silk is the rustling
sound familiar to every woman. In
the silk trade they call it the "cry" or
sometimes the "scroop." OF all textiles
silk is the only material which pos
sesseS it.
AS everybody knows, the sound is
heard especially when silk is subjected
to friction. What is not so generally
known is that the quality is found in
silk yarn before it is woven. A skein
Of silk, unless it has been 80 treated as
to kill this property in it. will when
opened up emit the noise slightly.
When the skein is squeezed In the
hand, the sound becomes quite audible.
The ''cry" is considered very desir-
able quality in silk. Dyers try to de-
velop it as much as possible.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1902-07-03
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The Best Linimen MT for Strains.

Mr.. F. H. Wells, the merchant at Deer
Park, Long Island. N. Y. says: 81 air ~ S
recommend Chamberlain Pain Balr2 a
the best iiniment for strains. l used it
last winter tor a severe lameness in the
side resulting fir M a Strain, and was re 1t
ly pleased with the gu OK relief AMI cure i,
effected. For lie by Hanson u Emerson,
druggists.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1902-07-03
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A Question of Degree.

QuestfOn OF Degree.
Suave Young Shopwalker-May in
quire, madam, for whom you wish to
adopt mourning?
Lady-It is my brother-in-law who is
dead.
Certainly, madam. This
way to the mitigated grief department.
If you please. Thank you!-London
King.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1902-07-03
Thought He Was Smart.

Wife-Do you mean to insinuate that
your judgment is superior to mine?
Husband - Certainly not, my dear.
Our choice of life partners proves It
isn't.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1902-07-03
Shortest Line:
Finest Trains:
Best Service
Fastest Time.......

Late at Night the Atlantic
Express leaves the Twin Cities for
Chicago and is especially convenient
and popular with persons desiring to
spend the evening at the theatre OF
with friends before continuing their
journey east. This train is equipped
with reclining chair cars (seats free),
luxurious Pullman sleepess with bhf-
fet service and modern day coaches.
Remember it costs no more to
ride on these famous trains if you ask
your home agent to make your ticket
read via the Northwestern Line. For
time tables or any further informa-
ton write to T. w. Teasdale, Gen.
Pass. Agt., st. Paul, MINI.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1902-07-03
The Same Old Story.

J. A. Kelly relates an experience similar
to that which has happened in almost every
neighborhood in the United States and has
been told and re-told by thousands of
others. He says: "Last summer had an
attack ofdysentery and purchased bottle
OF Chamberlain's Collie, Cholera and
Diarrhoea remedy. which have used &C
cording to directions and with entirely sat
isfactory results. The trouble was con-
troled much quicker than former attacks
when used other remedies" Mr.. Kelly
is well known citizen of Henderson, N. C..
For sale by Hanson & Emerson, druggists.
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Going the Limit.
A drummer named Peck put up at a
hotel in Oklahoma, the landlord OF
which was the president of the school
board. The landlord, who was jolly,
whole souled fellow, suggested that
they visit the schools, the president of
the board first putting on long tailed
coat, saying:
"She adds dignity. an then she hides
my gun, which are a bad example
'afore them children. I don't approve
of anybody under fourteen carryin' a
gun"
After returning to the hotel from the
visit of inspection the president Of the
board, now transferred into a land
lord, said:
"Peck, you're a good Teller. You
amt goin' to let your light be hid un-
der bushel. Peck"
mo, amt" said Mr.. Peck, rather
dubious as to the compliment.
"Well, | tell you what I'm goin' to
do fer you. Bein' as you're good fell
Ter, Pm a-goin' to have clean sheets put
put on your bed, dad me if ain'tw
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1902-07-03
Origin of the Rattlesnake Flag

Origin OF the Rationale Flag.
, One of the most common devices
used on the American flags during the
early part of the Revolutionary strug-
gle was an embroidered rattlesnake
above or below the legend Don't tread
on me!'
The origin Of this design has been
traced to a remark made by Ben
Franklin. At the time the flag was
adopted, or Immediately before, Eng
land was shipping her criminals to
America and turning them loose on
the defenseless colonists. After sew
eral murders had been committed by
these unwelcome immigrants Ben
Franklin (some say in joking spirit
suggested that the coloniSts retaliate
by sending a cargo Of rattlesnakes to
the mother country and turning them
out in the gardens of the mobiles.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1902-07-03
Expensive.

Expensive.
give quit joking my wife about wo-
men carrying their pocket handker-
chiefs in their pocketbooks," said
Tenspot. "It didn't pay"
"How was that" asked Hunker.
"She said she'd carry money in hers
If she had it. Handed her out $40 on
the spot" -Detroit Free Press.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1902-07-03

When you awake in the morning feeling
like the end of misspent life, your mouth
full o FIR and your soul full Of regrets, take
Rocky Mountain Tea. Great Medicine.
Hanson & Emerson.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1902-07-03
The Laugh.

Chumpley-That hypnotist is fraud.
He couldn't control my mind at all last
night.
cuSe?
Chumpley-YeS. He said there was
no material to worE on. You ought to
have heard the audience give him the
laugh!-Tit-Bits.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1902-07-03
Poisoning the System.

1t is through the bowels that the body is
cleansed of impur ties. Constipation keeps
these poisons in the system, causing head
ache. dulness and melancholia at first, then
unsigAtly eruptions and finally serious il
ness unless remedy is applied. De Wits
Little Ear'y Risers prevent this troable by
stimulating the liver aud promote easy,
healthy action of the bowels. 1 hese little
pills do not act violently but by strengthen
ing the bowels enable them to perform
their own work. Never grippe or distress.
Hanson & Emerson, druggists.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1902-07-03

Cultivate patience. AS you get older
you will find that it is the only talent
you are expected to have.-Atchison
Globe.
i ].
Rounds out the hollow places; smooths
out lines that creep about ones face; woos
roses back to faded cheeks. That is what
Rocky Mountain Tea does. IS cts. Han
son {. Emerson.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1902-07-03
Couldn't Be Guilty of That.

Couldn't BE Guilty of That.
"Never," said the person of good ad-
vice to the delicately nurtured Boston
youth, "never say 4 can't"
Indeed, sir" responded the intel.
lectual lad, Il trust that my diction is
not so open to criticism. If you will
but be attentive to my conversation.
you will observe that say 'cawn't' ~
Baltimore American.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1902-07-03
BraIn-Food Nonsense.

Another rid culous food tad has beer
branded by II t most competent auth rites
They have dispe ed the silly notipa thai
one kind of food is zee led fol brain, an In
er tor muscl IS. and still another FIR bones
A correct ct will not only nourish par
ticular part of the body, but t Il sustain
every other pant. Yet however goo. your
food may be, is nutriment is destroyed by
indigestion or dyspepsia. You must prepare
for their sppe, rance or prevent their com
ing by tax ng regular doses of Green's
August Flower, the tavorite medicine o!
the healthy millions. A few doses ails di-
geshon, stimulates the liver to healthy
action, purihes the blood, and makes , on
feel buoyant and vigorous. You can get
Dr.. G. G. Green's reliable remedies al
Hanson & Emerson. Get Green's Specia
Almanac.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1902-07-03
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A Poor Millionaire.

Lately starved in London because
could not digest his food. Early use of DR..
Kings New Life Pills would have saved
him. They strengthen the stomach, aid
digestion, promote assimilation, improve
appetite. Price 25c. Money back if not
satisfied. Sold by Fiesler & McNeice,
druggists.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1902-07-03
Her Singing Pose.

Crossing on an ocean liner recently
was woman who sang whenever she
was asked. but she imposed conditions.
You were not to mind her attitude.
She sang with her hands clasped be-
hind her neck. her elbows akimbo on a
line with her pompadour, the eyes fixed
on the smokestack, if she could have
seen up through the promenade deck.
She said it was her method. Other wo-
men suggested that the only method
about it was her idea that she looked
pretty that way. She sang in this att-
tude at the ships concert.-New York
Press,
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1902-07-03

Acts mmediate1y.

Colds are sometimes more troublesome
in summer than in winter, tits SO hard to
keep from adding to them while cooling off
alter exercise. One Minute Cough Cure
cures at once. Absolutely lsafe. Acts inn
medi. t ~. Sure cure for coughs, colds,
Group, throat and lung troubles. Hanson
& Emerson.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1902-07-03

WANTED-Two apprentice girls to
learn dress-making.
MRS. y. L. SPRAGUE,
o-29-2 Main-st.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1902-07-03
Vacation Days,

Vacation time is here and the children
are fairly living out of doors. There could
be no healthier place for them. You need
only to guard against the accidents incl
dental to most open air sports. No remedy
equals De Wits Witch Hazel Salve for
quickly stopping pain or removing danger
of serious consequences. For cuts, scalds
nd'wounds. 81 used De Wits Witch
Hazel Salve for sores, cuts and bruises"
says L. B. Johnson, Swift, Tex. "It is the
best remedy on the Market Sure cure
for piles and skin diseases. Beware Of
counterteits. Hanson & Emerson, druggists:
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1902-07-03

WANTED-Wood choppers for work
six miles east of the city. Apply to
James Ingram, at United Manufacture
ing Co.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1902-07-03

WANTED-A girl for general house
work in family of two. Apply to
Mrs. D. r. Guthmann, corner Main
and Seventh Sank Centre.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1902-07-03
Women and Jewels.

Jewels, candy. money man-that is the
order OF woman's preferences. Jewels
form magnet of mighty power to the
average woman. Even that greatest OF
all jewels, health. is often ruined in the
strenuous Efforts to make or save the money
10 purchase them. If woman will risk her
health to get coveted gem, then let her
fortify herself against the insiduous conse-
quences of coughs, colds and bronchial
aHecuons by the regular nse of DIR.
boschee's German Syrup 1t will promptly
arrest consumption in its early stages and
heal the affected lungs and bronchial tubes
ana drive the dread disease from the system.
II is not cure-all, but it is certain cure
Tor coughs, colds and all bronchial troubles.
fou can get DR.. q. G.. Green's reliable
remedies at Hanson & Emersen's. Get
Green's Special Almanac.
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Inc discovery Of gold in Gazaland,
portuguese East Africa, proves to be
one of extraordinary richness. and
there is general movement toward
Mozambique from other parts of AZ
RIGA.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1902-07-03
LOST, Found, For Sale, Etc.

II you have anything to sell, are
IN need of help, want a situation,
desire boarders or have property to
rent, little adv. in this column
Will bring good results: Try it.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1902-07-03

For SALE-A good lady's bicyc' e
for sale cheap. Inquire at this
Office,
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1902-07-03

WANTED-Girls to learn millinery
at COthlow & Co.'S. Good position af-
ter learning. 4-1O
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1902-07-03

Cut this out and take it to Hanson &
Emerson drug store and get box Of
Chamberlain's Stomach & Liver Tablets.
The best physic. They also correct dis
orders of the stomach. Price IS cents.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1902-07-03
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Get the Best.

If you want cream separator
which has no equal call at my store
and examine the Omega. 1t has
points of superiority over every sep
orator it the market. 1t is self clean
ing and empties from the bottom.
Come in and let me explain it all to
you. G. Hillerud.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1902-07-03
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Do not be persuaded into taking some
thing said to be Just as good' as Madison
Medicine Co.'S Rocky Mountain Tea. There
is n.thing like it. IS cs., no more no less.
Hanson & Emerson.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1902-07-03

If you have diamonds, be thankful,
but don't hold them up to the eyes Of
poverty in a street car.-Schoolmaster.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1902-07-03
The Wife.

Suppose I were an absolutely per-
feet woman" she remarked sharply.
"Do you know what you'd do then"
NO." answered her husband.
"What?'
you'd growl because you had moth
ing to growl about."-Chicago Post.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1902-07-03

For SALE-As other business de,
mands my entire attention, I offer for
sale at a low price my Cash Bargain
store on Third-st. It's good-paying
| business. A. F. CHAPMAN.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1902-07-03

CEDAR FENCE POSTS-Use posts
that will not rot. Call on B. F. Carr
for prices. lit
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1902-07-03

w ANTED-Girls for general house.
work. Cotter's candy store.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1902-07-03
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DR.. E. Detchon's Anti Diuretic.
May be worth to you more than 500 il
you have child who soils bedding from in
conference of water during sleep. Cures
old and young aliAe. 1t arrests the trouble
at once. 81. Sold bv Fiesler & McNeice.
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Vienna is experimenting with Shake
speare's less commonly acted plays.
"Troilus and Cressida" proved success
full, filling the Burg theater two and
three times a week, but Measure For
Measure was received coldly.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1902-07-03

For SALE-I have for sale cheap a
large number of secondhand buggies
in good repair. Will sell cheap.
Frank E. Minnette
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1902-07-03

WANTED-A girl to learn dress
making. Apply to Mrs. o. Wheeler.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1902-07-03
Mother Always Keeps 1t Hardy.

Mother Always Keeps 1t Hardy.
"My mother suffered long time from
distressing pains and general ill health due
primarily to indigestion" says L. W..
Spalding, Verona, Mo. "Two years ago
got her to try Kodol. She grew better at
once and now, at the age of seventy six,
eats anything she wants, remarking that
she fears no bad effects as she has her bottle
of Kodol handy" Don't waste time doct-
or,ng symptoms. Go after the cause. If
your stomach is sound your health will be
good. Kodol rests the stomach and
strengthens the body by digesting your
food. Hanson & Emerson, druggists.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1902-07-03

w ANTED-Horses to pasture. In
quire of Fred B. Rowe.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1902-07-03

"Do you believe in signs"
mo. A dentists sign reading Teeth
Extracted Without Pain fell the other
day Just as I went under it and knock
ed out two teeth Of minep'-Cincinnati
Commercial Tribune.