The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1902-08-17

Annyhow, tn American duchesSes is
about all there is to it in London.
They were at tn cawrnation, we bet
They were tn cawrnation. They bore
tn thrain iv tn queen. No wan can
lift thrain betther or higher thin
free born American lady. At tn side
iv her majesty walked tn beautiful
Duchess iv Binkiewhistle, born Lucy
Hicks iv Dobbs Ferry. Tn Duchess
father an mother come over las week
with their Irrespective families, an 1t
is undhershtud that wan iv tn hap
pest ivints iv tn whole glad cawrna-
ton season was tn determination iv
Ma Hicks to turn over her alimony in
tire to rebuild tn anchesthral man
sion iv tn jock. Pa Hicks, not to be
outdone, announced that he wud add
tn rent derived firm tn ANCESTRAL
mansion iv tn duchess, which is now
used as a livery stable.
AN so the gr'reat ivint come off.
l won't describe it to yes It's been
done betther thin / could do it be
fearless press. Ye know ye'ersilf how
tn pro- cission winded it's way through
tn sthreets; how Wistministher Alb
hey was crowded with peers an peer
esses an what a might shout whit up
firm Willum Waldorf Astor whin he
come in an sat on his hat near tn
dure. 1t was all right. First come
tn pre-lates backin to'rd tn althar.
Thin all tn jocks bowin' low. Thin
tn queen, attinded be a bevy Nv Amer
lean duchesses Thin the king lookin'
ivry inch a king-sixty-four be sixty
two in all. Thin tn Rile Shoes,
tn Rile Socks, tn Rile Col
lar an Cuffs, and tn Rile Hat
borne be tn Hereditary Sockbearers,
Shoesters. Collariferios. an tn High
an Magnificent Lid-Lord lin chalns).
4 H. se.s ,Gl, FaIl
tn assimblage, broken on'y be low,
sad cry. Willum Waldorf Aston has
tainted.
AN so, says tn pa-aper. in tn
prisince iv tn mighty dead an tn
mighty near dead. among surroundings
that recalled tn days iv shivaree an
in an atmosphere full iv aristocratic
ASSOCIATIONS, on account Nv tn vim
tilation bein' poor, Albert Edward
Ernest Pathrick Arthur, king, defender
iv tn faith. put on his hat. TIL organ
pealed off a solemn peal, tn cannons
doomed, tn duchesses ct hard billed
eggs out iv a paper bag, an a pale
man in silk tights wept over tn tomb
iv Major Andhre. 1t was Joseph
Choate. That night all Great Britain
rejoiced, firm wan end Nv Ireland to
tn other tn lille popylace showed their
JOY an tn sky was lit up be hundreds
1
| four guns was fired In tn County Ker-
! ry at a landlords agent comm home
| firm a ball.
II hope he'll make a good king. l
amt so much down on kings as
used to be, Hinnissy. 1 amt down on
! thin amy more because l don't hwy
thin an We can't be down on amy
man ye don't hwy. 'Tis hard job an
a thankless wan. A king nowadays is
no more thin a hitchin' post FIR wan
POLITICIAN afther another He amt
allowed to move himsilf but amy
crazy pollytician that ties up to him
is apt to pull him ont be tn roots. He
niver had amy childhood. He's like
tn breaker boys in tn mines; he's put
to wurruk larnin' his thrade as soon
as he can walk. Whin 1t comes time
FIR him to marry tn prime minIsther
takes him out wan day an says:
There's tn on'y woman in tn wur-
ruld FIR ye.' But l niver see her be-
fure, says tn unforchnit king. Yen
see less iv her afther mex week. says
tn prime ministher. 'Ye're goin' to
marry her. he says. An he backs him
up to tn bench where tn young lady
sets an inthrajooces thin an vell
know how tn king feels whin war
rant is sarved again him to hook up
with his cousin Augoosta Ann, a Ger
man lady who freckles aisily an cro-
shays neckties f'r a lifht nant in tn
army. All his life long a king is
bossed like a hired girl In a boardin'
house an he can't even die without
havin' lot iv people runnin' in ivry
tin minyits to ask has he done 1t yet
so they can be on tn mark to boiler
God save tn king out iv tn front
window tn moment tn flag falls. No,
sir; don't want to be a king an
whiniver l see good fellow takin' tn
job, l feel sorry FIR him. l know what
he's up again"
II believe ye're no betther thin tn
rest iv thin thraitors," said Mr.. Hen
messy.
TN different" said Mr.. Dooley
calmly. They helped him in an ia
do anything in me power, now that
he's king, to help him out"