The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1902-12-13
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Oh. the gladness Of her gladness when
she's glad;
Oh, the sadness of her sadness
when she's sad.
But the gladness Of her gladness
And the sadness OF her sadness
Are nothing to her badness when she's
bad
have been shopping This week and
| must confess. I am amazed at the
varied stocks carried by the merch-
ants Lizzie and Eta certainly will
not be obliged 10 go to Kansas City
this year to buy their Christmas pres
ents
But Ethel, how do you know that
this young man loves you? Has he
told you so?" Ethel. "Oh. no nam
ma. But II you could only see the
way he looks at me when / am not
looking at him"
VIII Patterson has become quite
docile OF late. What Is the mattee
with William? or is he going to we'd
Maud has promised to become my
wife"
Well. don't worry about it. my lad.
Women frequently break their prom
ises"
Another club now. understand. is
about due. This time il | be rightly
Informed. direlict officer viii be
requested to resign.
quie. young Iellow emerged from
the oyal the other day and began pok- I
ing in the earth with his cane Of
course a bystander saw him and ask.
ed what he was about
I'm looking for solitaire dia-
mond ring" was the answer.
The questioner was int rested. and
procuring a long stick, fell to digging
also. A second man did likewise. and 4
others followed suit tin at least forty
individuals ioineo IN the search. Um-
brellae canes and boot toes were
brought into rcquisiuon and stirred
up the dust to such an extent that the
air resounded with a chorus Of
sneezes, while the policeman nearly
went distracted in his fruitless en-
deavors to dlsperse the crowd. Fin
ally some one remembered to ask the
quiet young fellow how he happened
to lose the ring.
oh / didn't lose any" he replied.
calmly. Il Just though ! might find
one If kept on looking, that's ALL"
Then each separate member of that
perty Of volunteer searcher5 went ST
lently away, and the quiet young fel-
low sat down and smiled till he was
red in the face
I am Informed that a stir is booked
for phone circles. New girls. Il is
said, are to be imported by one Of the
lines.
Husband-My, DARING, when am
gone how win you ever pay the doc
tors bill?
wife-oh. don't worry about that.
dear. II the worst comes to the worst
I VIII marry the doctor
SO my old friend Colonel Potlitzer
has left town Well. the colonel h a
hale one a Don voyant with no guile.
May he have a good time,
She-I dreamt las night you pre-
sented me with lovely winter walk
ing costume
He-You did eh? WI try again
tonight and see If you can dream
who the mischief is going TO pay for
Il these hard tim
The Grand Leader store Is prob
ably the only dry goods emporium IN
the country having so many sales
ladi Of the same age, and all are
brunettes
What makes a girl popular in so
ciety? Is a very difficult question 10
answer Popularity like success Is
a very incomprehensible quality One
girl may be very pretty, fairly agree
able, Of superior social sanding. and
undeniably accomplished. and yet fail
TO attract; an danother without half
ha- advanfao-as a. a decided favorffe