Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1902-11-19

u dCk, SCI l. 10 T dfrOGb eZ we WdZ
setting tawking last mite, "yu hev he'd
sum interkoors with awl kinds of pol
lytishens laitly. Now I shood like to
no what yu think il nessessary fer a
man to maik sucksessfull polly
tishen. Not thet hev emmy noshun to
frye it myself, but jest fer the kewry-
ositty of it,
"Well," SEE Jack, the furst kwal.
lifikayshun il gawl. Without that it
il purity hard fer a man to maik
suksess of polly ticks. Yu got to fig
ger on pushing yurself. Thar aint
nary a one to do it fer yu onless sum
one sees way of making sumthing
by it. Gawl il wurth moar per owns
then branes il per pownd in pollyticks
1.-THE nekst kwalli6kayshun IL hev-
ing sens enuff to no which party il
lyabel to be the winning one. Hear
in Minnesota emmy phool kin jenerrel-
ly do tibet, but in sum stats it IL kwite
a puzzel. A pollytishen shood hev no
Ulcers of biz oan ez to prinsippels OF
government. He shood alwaze beleev
tibet the majority il rite. Showt fer
the winners eff yu want emmy of the pie.
"Then he shood hev a CRATE respekt
fer the trooth. Sum peepel ar so fam
flyer with trooth tibet thay ews it rite
along in THAR bizness and meyer think
of inventing emmy statements to SCOT
THAR konvenyens no matter how awk-
Yard it may be to tell the trooth. En-
ny pollytishen aflikted with .sech a
habit ez tibet hez got hevy handy
kap in the rails. When yu kom to Elk
splain ennything the trooth may not
fit at awl, but fb may be maid to
fit emmy okkashun.
"a pollytishen shoQd never try to
Iced the peepel. He shood kairfully
study THAR Ulcers and then klame
tibet them waz jest the opinyens he hez
bin hankering to fite fer awl his life.
When he il among temprens peepel
he shood grone oaver the offel evils
of the likker trafick, and when he gifts
among the boys he must no enuff to
set EN- up urly and often. It amt salt
to ews the front door of the saloon.
The backdoor was put in speshelly fer
pollytishens, When a pollytishen IL
with members of biz Oan party he
shood tawk of the nesessitty of voat-
ing the strate ticket in oarder to saiv
the kountry, when he meats a man be-
longing to another party he sbood
try to get tibet man to split biz ticket,
if he hez to pay him fer doing it.
"Then he must be wide awaik and
awlwaze looking owt fer hiz oan in
trests. If he il hoalding offs he must
not let biz ofishel dootys interfear
with biz pollytickel wurk. The man
hoo maiks pollyticks side line will
soon find himself in the garbaig heep.
''He must lurn to distinguish kleer-
ly betwean things tibet ar brawt abowt
by providers and things tibet ar the
result of the wurk of a party. If his
party is in power it il responsibel fer
awl the prosperity in the kountry
and providers must talk the blaim fer
ennything tibet goas rong. If the op-
posishen party IL in power the rool
wurks the uther way.
''Them il the name pints, ez I sees
them, fer pollytishen to obsurv if he
wants to git a good thing owt of pol
lyticks.'
"Don't yu think,'' SEE I, "thet a
man kin be pollytishen and be on
nest?''
HE kip" SEE Jack, ''if he hez
branes enuff to be ewsful to the uther
pollytishens without heving enuff sens
to see tibet he IL being ewsd ez bate
to ketch voats fer the regewler klass
of pollytishens. Sech fellers ar the
sawlt tibet keap the hull mess from
smelling too lowd. But the averaij
bred and butter pollytishen talks nifty
big risks if he inkloods onnesty in biz
list of kwallifkashuns. If polly