davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
The Globe-republican., 1902-03-20
The. other View.

1T seems to me- said the lady with
severe glance, that the newspa-
pers print some dreadful things
YES answered the reporter; ut
often makes me sad to think that peo-
pie insist doing shocking things
and compelling US to write about
them
The Globe-republican., 1902-03-20
Owes Them. All.

Owes Them All
Towne-I didn't see Borroughs at
the club smoker
Browne@No. he doesn't attend those
functions any more fancy it's be-
cause he's sure to- meet somebody
there he owes.
Towne-I beg pardon Did you say
somebody he Knows or '.owes?'
Browne-It doesn't matter It's the
same thing.
The Globe-republican., 1902-03-20

Business IS frightfuIly dull today,
said the junior partner of the tailor
ing firm
No wonder said the senior part
ner, angriIy. who wrote our sad' for
the papers to-day2
Il did. Why?"
Because it says: DO you need an
overcoat? Try our melton and frieze-
The Globe-republican., 1902-03-20

which is handsomely beaded with jet
on gIace kid For dancing one must
wear not only dainty shoes but even
the stockings must match and some of
their patterns in open work and en-
broidery are well worthy of note, and
so are the new white kid shoes COW
The Globe-republican., 1902-03-20
a sacrt1er1ous Dessre.

Mrs Jones-What's become of that
silk smoking jacket you gave your
husband for his birthday?
Mrs Smith-Oh, / had to make that
over into a sofa pillow. He actually
wanted to sit around and smoke in it.
Judge.
The Globe-republican., 1902-03-20
ONLY Mating.

Doesn't it make you the least bit
envious to see what elegant furniture
Mrs Eyefy is putting into her house
next door2''
mot a bit My husband says it viii
be sold by the sheriff within six
months-and I'll be there to buy.
The Globe-republican., 1902-03-20
A Recognized Trait.

Her little boy has such a manly
way about him.
Yes; I noticed when I was there
the other day that he found fault with
what they had to eat
The Globe-republican., 1902-03-20
Taking the short Cut.

Mrs Galley (musingly)-Suppos L
should publish your love letters, dear2
Mr. GaIey-Why not simply make =
public acknowledgment that you mar
ried q fOOl2
The Globe-republican., 1902-03-20

Some One Must Pay the Bills.
Anxious Groom-I thought you said
something or other about a check;
don't see any
Angry Father-in-Law-You bhther-
ing idiot, your wife is a regular check
book Every time either of you want
anything she writes me a note and I've
got to cash it
The Globe-republican., 1902-03-20

1t is a terrible thought that a man.
after fighting Mother Hubbards while
on earth will have to wear one when
he becomes an angel in heaven.-Atchi-
son Globe.
The Globe-republican., 1902-03-20

Here, waiter, gimme my hat
What kind of a hat was it, sir?
ga new One.''
81 beg pardon, sir, but the new ones
have been all gone a half hour ago.
Sorry Asked.
stWhy, Bridget said her mistress.
who wished to rally her for the amuse-
ment of her company upon the fan
tastic Ornamenting of a huge pie,
why, Bridget, did you do this?'
"Indade it was meself that did it,
replied Bridget isn't it pretty.
mum. did it with yer false teeth.
mum.''-Pearson's Weakly
The Globe-republican., 1902-03-20
Light TriHes.

How queer!" exclaimed Miss Pertfe
Goodwin at the Wagner recital. my
foot has gone to sleep-and in all this
noise too,"-Chicago News
The Globe-republican., 1902-03-20
a stock-Marke. Dose

a Stock Market Dose.
You look thin and haggard, Jim. -
Yep I took too much of a debili
tating MIXTURE"
What was it?"
Sugar and "copper"
The Globe-republican., 1902-03-20

Rusty-Where'd ye git de quarter2
DUSTY struck up an acquaintance
wild a trained dog wot was gOin' to the
bakery for two bits worth of bread
Indianapolis Sun.
The Globe-republican., 1902-03-20
HUMOR OF THE DAY.
BrfsE.s SayErss and Merry Jesfa by Reckon
Ted

tunate Person, .Sut the elevator is
not always running
The Globe-republican., 1902-03-20

a Measure of Time.
The pupiI-It seemed to me that
must have practiced s-ll of two hours
The professor-Rct I'm sure you
didn't If you had pr1cticed two hours
it would have seemed like six--Puclx-s
The Globe-republican., 1902-03-20
An Obstacle.

.&There is always room at the top"
saad the Good Adviser.
Indeed, yes" answered the Unfor-
The Globe-republican., 1902-03-20

Mr.. Johnson: Don't you fink it am
easier to coax a woman dan to drive
her?
Mr.. Jackson-Dunno; but find it
am derned sight safer.-Puck-
"a little quarrel now and then helps
a love affair.""
Eyes, the lover leaves off buying
roses, and gets chance to catch up
with the tailor's BILL 1.''-Tit-Bits-
Paul-Percy, what Is your idea of
success?
Percy-My idea of success2 Well, it
is having people run after me who used
to run away from me--Detroit Free
Press.
what is an INVENTOR" asked the
teacher.
IAN inventor" replied the inventors
son promptly lis something designed
by nature for the use of a promoter -
| Chicago Evening Post.
| Mrs. HIny-I- sars. swagger at
home?
| Servant-No, ma'am, she went out to
call on you
Mrs. Hihy-How very fortunate for
us both.-Boston Post.
| .eDicfie, when you divide those Ave
| carame1s with your little sister did you
give her three2'
mo, ma, 1 thought they wouldn't
come out even, so 1 ate one fore be-
gan to divide.v-What to Eat.
why don't you go to worke" asked
the well-meaning friend
| 34I don't dare to- answered Willie
| Washington. People would think my
father had disinherited me, and 1t
| would ruin my credit. - Washington
Star
The Globe-republican., 1902-03-20

Mr.. Johnson: Don't you fink it am
easier to coax a woman dan to drive
The Globe-republican., 1902-03-20

But this is open to objections .
The Globe-republican., 1902-03-20

Styles In Skirts.
The skirt that has been carried so
high this year will now be lowered.
The Globe-republican., 1902-03-20

| Mr.. Jackson-Dunno; but / find it
| am a derned sight safer.-Puck.
The Globe-republican., 1902-03-20

ENATOR HEITFELD of
Idaho, who IS fat and joI-
", was telling a mum ber
of fel1Ow-Senators about
the cares of Office He
complained that people
thought that when a man
rrra- ciected 10 the uDper
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1902-12-23
I'm hombre honradO.

Sefior Editor. --Sirvase informs1
& sas lectorss aue ri me sscriben con
6dsncialmsnte les mandar6 por 60
rrso On earta selladA 81 plan que -
gui y por el cxal obtsye el restable
eimisnto psrmansnts y compacto d.
mi salxa y vigor yaronil despufs ID
afios DO sufrimientos aG d0biliaas
nerviosa, p6rdidas nostuxnas y par
tss d6biles y atro1aaas.
No - mi iaea eonseguir 6insrc
do nadie; fxf robado y eGtAfaAu Dor
eharlatanss, hasta psrdsr II f6 del
E6Aero humane, pero grAeias 6 Dos
estoy ahora bien yigoroso y fasrte,
y SON desao &e hA9or eonoesr & toAos
este remedi0 sisrto do sxrArse.
No teniendo n&da cue vonAer nj
ass snviar G.. A. D.. NO dsseo dine
20.
DiIsssi6n, D Bra mt, Box Dslray
Mich. IN. Uu. 8 100..
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La TRINAURIA MEDICAL INSTI
TUTE. 246 State st. Chicago Ill.
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1902-12-23
Las CajaS De ahll
rios franc CeSaS

Paris ~ ds Dan 6jgueu retirkn'
dose de I'M eAjas: IAN shores ffanca'
EsAs lOs ainefos aepo dor, sn gran
des centidades Darxnte lo6 6ltimoa
aiex dias se ha retirado i suma ae
lib millonos de fcAncos, mientraa
que lAs impoaiciones en- jgual perfo-
40 Apenaa hAn llegAdO 6 dos milo.
snen quiuientOs mi.
Dssde principios de- alio hasta Il
techs ell exeeso de las oantida ies ro~
tirAdas aohre lAs depositadas, MegA
& u enorme cantidad dc ciento Ye.n-
u y nneve millones do frances.
Tai eata do de cosAs naturalmante
son lo6muchos ONE procurAn expli-i
cRrse; perO hAstA 10 fecha ninguna de
las cansas : que Sc atribuye 81 he.
chn parace tensr fandamente s6gico..
No f.ltan quienes Green que e to
go una veDganas pacffica por Il ex.s
pulai6n-da m0njas y monjas, pero il
nayoffA opina que semejante teo fl
es implements absurda.
In aituaci6n urSlmente rosulta
Ago tirante para lss 0sjas dc ahorro
y no serk extrAfio que a'g lnas ten.
gan que ponerse en- liquiaAci6n, por
carecer de fondos necesarios para
II abs jar con 6xito el capital.
IA donda van s pArAr los Ahorros
del pueblo, es 10 que no se In podido
Averiguar. Los bancos nxcionAles
no han sufrfdos 81 msnor perjuicio,
limitlndose 10 que psrece una cruzs-
do 8 boyeotting. 8 los bancos memo
res que por serlo, y por dedicarse 6
cierta clase de regocios, se conocen
ppr el nombre de sOajas de Ahor.
rCS.>
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1902-12-23
q RIA N S A TRERIA
DE r. MONTES.


En- este antigua = acreditado es-
tablecimient0 aaem&s de suextenso
y elegante surtido de- casimires In
gleses y Franceses, encontrara SD nu-
merosa clientela Trajes hechos en- to
das meaidas, y por mas asi mismo
tambi6n un extenso surtido De corba-
tas, tirantes, igas, paraguas je-
noveses, cuell0s, pu11os, camisas ne
glgee blancas y de- colores. Ca
misas especiales y exclusives para
Frak y Sm0kin y otros articulos
ara cabalioros.
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1902-12-23
lldirecta JapOneSa
(De nslessro co,responsal J

Nueva Yo K. 8 Dc Dieiembfe.-El
Ministro del Jap6n on Washfr gton,
que Ae para On chiqaitaa. sepha per.
sorsdo On ID Seeretsrfs de Estaao
para pregnntar & Mr.. Hay que clase
de- hombre es el Sr. B srrett one aca.
bA de ser nombrAdo Ministro de loa
E,tsdos Unidos en- Jap6n con. mott
vos de la muerte del que desempef1a'
ba aqusl importAn cargo. Mr..
T.kahira, (el Miniatro iapon6s) no
cfesce objection alguna II nombra.
miento de Mr.. Barrett, mi tampoco
lspondr& speross el gobierno del
Jap6n, segtu las 1eclarAciones de
su repfesentAnte. ss3
Pero 90 que .el gobierno ispor 6 ]
deseA saber si el representants de
este pals es hombre dc auflcientes
condiciones para reprssentarle allf.
ri Jap6n ne tisne n nivel de las
grandes potencias y no quiere bajo
ninRt concepto .que los Estados
Ministro { indivfduo que no envia-
ria & cualquiera de aqusllas; pues
de 10 contrario resultarfa Alif psrso.
M sscasl DO gtatA."
Los pasos dados ppr Mr.. T.kahirs
son, cuAndo menos; una inlireeta
delicada del gobisvno j,pon6s al de
los Estados U aidos, y pkress querer
decirle que debe proceder- CON eau
tsls en- II elet c'6n de sas represen-
tantes, enviAndo & cads pals los que
Il importancia de Los mismos exija.
ri Ministro japor6s no ha hscho
10 menor crftica de MIR. Barrett, y
por el contrArio, cree, despu6s de
investigaciopes que ha practicado,
que ser& nm digno representante de
su pals en- tt kio.
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1902-12-23
Colectur1a general
de DbIaS PiaS

Todos los que teDgan cuentas pen.
dientes con ests Colecturfa por 70.
x6n de censos, 90 sirvir&n pasar &
liquilArlas y saldsrlas de 10 0&12 y
de { 8 todos los dias laborables
presentando ell eti'timo recibo firma-
do por elsqus suseribe..
PalAcio episcopal, Diciembre 1902
Ee Co'ector,
ID 30 i MANUEL ID. CANEJA.
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1902-12-23
MonedaS J medallaS.

Muy antiguas algunss del prin.
cipio de- II Era CristiAna, % vender
bsratas, Informarsn On ALa CORES.
ondspoia.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1902-08-01
mt ct Sofenhs=Spffeo.

6tuoiensRurius: RsuiFi@r. piTtui4uftiiter unO
faufmdnnii5er untTridt; eranOIid1er unIerrift in
Der oeuti&tn Spno5e - 8sbiuouneen: s9oaroerg'
pro 6sifOn DON Finf 1oHottu $115. Stuoi.n
beginner ON 8 ea e Q, ben Q. September 1899.
Wan apreifre:
g5runer Sofepb, Direttor.
etatioa O. Baltimore, mo.
aataico uuf 9srIauutn. (5ulill, ,2Rt, S&s)
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0a(timrre Ohio Gabn 8iiaetin.

Ss.5O-Spn Baltimore uadb Cen eurap Sphten
unb suriid, eini6lebli6 3utritt 5u ben 91p=
len, ON eOnntaQ, ben 3. &uguf. Spel&lz
sua berldbt ben Wti ROpalz@abnbof nbr
@ormittq9s, GamDenz8abnbof 7.15 ubr8or=
mttaqs Cine pra6tDoas 8eiie bur6 Die
glue 8iDgea8sbirgs uno Oag 6bsnaHooaDs
Sbal sntldng.
SIO.OO-9pn Baltimore mad Rfdgaras 6aus
uuc 3urilcf, Samftag, ben .. Gugnt. Si.
Iste fir 10 xags ailti9. Spe3tnau9 bon
our6laufenD.n Goudes uHo 9uamdusparlors
gBuqqons oerlafsn ben GamoensSa6nboff 9.1q
@ormittags ben Ut0unt RopaIsSabRbof 9.A
Qormittaos Tur $1.OO me br ma d z o.
-Onto uno suri d. untsrbrsGung Der
Gabrt ift erloubt ouf Der Giudfabrt in But=
falo RObsitsr Gtnspn, 9urOstte unO Rau6=
Gbuuf Abfsbr bon 8o9etsr nab 3bOus
ianb Sgl0nbs unD suriid, nur 80. so.
S66.S5-gpn Baltimore nacb Gan 6ransts CO
unD 5uriid bel CSelegeubeit Der GonbsHtion Der
s&nrebts Of 9ptbias~ 9qets qeltsn iiir bic
Senrsiie bonn l. bis 8 gIuguh unb bebaltsu
iiir Die &iffabrt bis gum go September
Gjiltiefeit. SrgenO pe3s Otretts &outs fir
bic 6in= un0 Giiffubrt sur auspabl
S5.OO-9pn Baltimore mad MtIanticz Gttp,
9ape Waap, Sea sale Gttp, Cseansgttu
unb surid. Seoen tSreita9 uuo SGuIftag,
fir Die &iidfabrt ois sum foleenOen Sienitag
sini5Iisblid 9iitig, 8ilets auf 0er @inz u.
Giffabrt uuf u1en 3uaeu gulte. (2l3l
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S5on Qpot6eGer,t per&a1tft.

ling etnen U}O6, peIfer Die @o6nung
ieiner 3ante 6eOrp6te, neil Die Dame
elm f4par3es Banner nit Der Sn>
i4rift nS56r ba6t gemorOet, Sbr 4abt
gsfiegt" berau5ge6dngt bate. I'm ieiz
nerGntriItung 2(usOrut gu Oerlei6en,
16loB er oarauF cine Grer3ierbaIe,
oeren unentgsltli6e 8enuBun8 er Bis
fer benz 4u6lttum erlau6t 6atte.
TrQuenz : Sttmmre6 6 t in
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Grtrunfen.

5uGG, MaR., 81, Suli. - SRI
@nna 3. golier, cine 2e6rerin aug
DOrceiter, unO Sri. Sean 8rOpn aus
Detroit, Mli4., gerietben beute Dabisr
bei'm 8aben in cine Str0mung uno
ertranfen. SRI. gbriitine 9lDamsr
ebenfoqs aus Detroit, purbe 6enuBts
los uus bem 8uifer ge5ogen, iebOf
gelans es, iie ms 2eben 8uriid3us
rufen.
5urmington, Me., 81. 5uli
= 3pei Srduen unO elm Mann err
trdnten ma lrenb Der lebten Rddt i'm
&enne6ago gfiper nabe bem Mooiez
lootmegunticiee. @arl 8irgin, mel
der fi9 3uiammen nit ben Opfern in
einem 8Oote befanO, purbe gerettet.
1T iebo9 total 3uiammengebrofen
unb niht i'm Stanbe, nGbere Niitthets
lungen iiber bic SragDbie 3u MAIDEN.
Sine Der ertruntenen GrGuen mar
feline Satin
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frQuen Stim mre4t in
u Il # rQI lien.


QonDon, 81. Suli. - GbmunO
Barton, 9remier bon 2(uitraIien, emz
ping 6eute cine 9eputotiOn 6rauenz
re6tlerinnen, an beren SpiBe 2aoD
6enr0 SomerIet itanO. Gr fogte Den
@amen, bic 9tusii6ten ouf Ginfii6>
rung De8 sgrauen7timmreat8 in alien
auitralH6en 8OIonien ieien au5gez
3ei6net, uno Der Grfolg, lpeIden Die
8epegung iopeit in bier Don ben
feds &Olonien gu Der3ei6nen bate,
made Die enDgaltige 2(nna6me OeS
planes in Der gan3en 60Oeratton 10
gut pie gepiB.
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GGreibf an bic Warblano uno Yeutt'
fnlf1enio RoI1n

flr cine @opte where to spend the Summer
Months" Giebt cine lause eiffe bon sommsrseos
airbduern in 9aItimsrea unO 6arIorOaSOuRtiss.
g5uIi2, lDltl
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9teIe SEIZE TT Die cin}i8e
S3ipefetScife, ton Der Sbr ole
9eniini4ten Steinlt0te erbalten
f0nnt.
Serin3t 0Geun's g@tne>
feLSetj Ie mtrO Sud- 8etalz
len.
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SIrf 8fsmar9.

bat ME Disl I'm Dc SbuI5elc5ridmttit Der 4srlte
gcQc5tu NM Qrocfor S3Wtnniug2r gtDauH Oes
Qrobsu Glmltrs Y.rtrdusu HtrIOc 0G0urb oGb ec
Fb abt luf qsltbrtcn &yims trans, i0r0crn Iui Die
Qciun06tit;atu U!ttcl Der Nltur btricT. BON Otmz
ielbsn 5tdn0puuttl aus eriduO,H por 5a5rbuaocrt5n
Die q.ltbrtcu Ut6nbs U9u 81. &trHar0 Die lut51
btriburttn Ct. Rtruaro arduttrpia.n, cine Rlturz
glr}gti Dc,c uur aus Den b,jt.H SlIttH bciItrdti=
arr Hflaa}cu G,r01t,ut SIN iibcres Nt!mittc. tur
ole QsiDcu 0.s Ulugtus Der Nt5tr MD Der JltertH
Darbiettt . Gents III. }lpO.bsilH.
FTRD tEi 5Sr Z Sgl
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3eirben 0er 3eit,
St6erale Oewinnite III GnglaaO.
Carl ScnuCbamp fcbrt Sen SpnIcr=
natiocn Den 3ifen mno gebt 51r
8e9cnpartct ii6er.

8eOentli6es 3uIammeni4rumpfen
Der conferpatiDen MoiOritat i'm
9orloment. - Mop go6s in 2Onz
bon angetOmmen. - 9a5 Ser
Pfdnben ibrer Supelen Our4 i6ren
grz2ie66aber 9utnam 8raOIee
Strong. - RuOparb &iPling piez
Der auf Der @anberung. - 8ute
2tusiidtsn auf Ginfii6rung bes
5rauenitimmre6t5 in 8un5 Auz
itroIien.
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SAINT nur Die edJte-@Gsa
R ;epe3 Stiit 0citempelt. ~Sa
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THE BALTIMORE TRUST
AND GUARANTEE co.

&dpttaI. .........S1,OUO.UOOs
ueberfcbnfi.. ............... 81 100000,
G6e Galpett= uno eSaDette.StraRe,
permiefbst ficbsre Dep often 9 tbdlter
in i1ren eeseu 6euer unb Giubreter aeiberten
@enoben.
gfimmt @eIber oIs Depoftum entaegcn, bic @aefs
auf Si6t uHterpOffsu fno uub 6e8abIt !SinieH Gut
tdeIi6e Silnntsn.
&ritt oils T.fomentsuonffreder, YatIasperpaIter,
aruft,e, 8oruIunp 10. oui, ebenio GIs SerpaItsr
unter Sppothet.
u.bertrasunss GssnteH uno Hestftratoren bon
gfftften unb SbItsationen.
ue6ernimmt bic Gintoiiiruns BON gintommsn, 0ts
rioenosH, Ddetbeu u. T. N. uHo iorgt fur pdnttliGe
Gusanbluns oerfsl6en.
Robert O. 9apteIon, 9rdfbsat.
Serman .. 6unt, g;.s-a2rhf hfns,..,
S0hn u. SBbttrfcse,
Gbas. Ss. Saer. Setretdr uno sbasmeiicr.
(Nira22.1S S3&Sl
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1902-05-23
A Leap to Fame.

In the Smithsonian institution at
Washington Is a glass case containing
a stuffed cat A card tells why this
the story Is as follows:
Many years ago while the Washing
ton monument was still In an unfinish-
ed condition an adventurous and pa
triotic cat assembled the interior of the
shaft by means Of the ropes and scat
folding. When the workmen arrived
at the upper landing the next morning
and began to prepare for the days
work, the cat took fright and. spring
ing to the outer edge. took the leap of
100 feet to the hard earth below.
In the descent, which was watched
closely by twoscore of men, the cat
spread herself out like a flying SPUR
rel, fell slowly and alighted as cats
always do, on all fours.
After turning over on the soil few
times as If dazed she prepared to
leave the grounds. She had got al
most beyond the shadow of the monu-
ment when a dog belonging to one of
the workmen pounced upon her and
killed her. she Of course not being able
to run as fast as usual after perform
ing such an extraordinary feat.
One Of the men rescued the body of
the cat, smoothed out her silky coat
and turned the remains over to a rep
resentative of the Smithsonian institu-
ton, who mounted the skin and placed
1t under the glass case.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1902-05-23
HUMAN TEARS.

All have once wcpt; the eye W as made for tears
As the low cloud for rain; yes all have wcpt,
Or yet shall weep ere lite's rcmorscless years
Have DER us with their storms and shadows
swept.
All have once wept; dry age and greenest
prime.
The strong and weak the foolish and the wise.
o evcr-t:ilng mists of shadowy time!
o endless tears that drop from human eyes
Some openly. as not ashamed to weep;
Some secretly, upon the lonesome bed,
When grief has battlrd with and conquered
sleep,
And memories rise like spectrcs from the dead.
Some from n mighty grief that cries aloud,
And tells its tale with waiting unsubducd;
Some from a wound, which unavowed
Aches secretly in lonely solitude.
-HoRATIus BoNAR
Fen Jesus wcpt-so runs the record true;
Not with rcmorsc-IIc knew no sin;
Not secretly, removed from human view,
With lonely grief tor sorrow hid within.
lie wcpt in sympathy for human Voc
Divine compassion there and human love-
Wcpt openly. as not ashamed to show
X inShip to us of Him whose thrones above.
lie sighed: He wept; He spake the word of
power
OF God the power, of man the tear, the sigh
To that sweet home WAS joy restored that
hour,
The light OF nope to mans uplifted eye.
For Jesus tear tells of His human soul,
His sympathy, His Willingness to save;
Lazarus restored, His power to make MS
whole,
To conquer death and triumph DER the
grave.
Looks upward and bcholds the eternal home,
Where sin, nor death, nor sorrow, Judgment
hath.
Nor any tear to eye of man shall como.
X, A, CASTLEMAN.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1902-05-23
ACKNOWLEDGED THE CORN
A Popular Expression That Had Its
Origin In Congress.

A Popular Expression That Had Its
Origin In Congress.
The following is tie origin Of 81 nc
knowledge the corn" which Is used in
the sense Of admitting failure or hav-
ing been Outwitted: In 1873 Andrew
Stewart was in congress discussing the
principles of protection and said in the
course Of his remarks that Ohio. KEN
lucky and Indiana sent their hay
stacks, cornfieids and fodder to New
York and Philadelphia markets to sell.
Charles a. Wycliliffe jumped up and
said: "Why. that Is absurd, Mr. Speak
or. call the gentleman to order. lie
is stating an absurdity. We never send
hayStacks or corniields to New York
or Philadelphia"
"Well, what do you scnd?" asked
Stewart
I'VE send" replied Wyckcliffe,
"horsrs. cattle, hogs and mules"
We'll" continued Stewart, what
makes your horses. cattle, hogs and
mules? You feed 500 worth of hay to
horse; you get on top of your hay
stack and ride off to market. How
about your cattle? You make every one
carry $50 worth of hay or grass to an
eastern market. You send II hog worth
$40 to market. How much corn Mt 33
cents bushel does 1t take to fatten it?
Why, thirty bushels. Then you put
thirty bushels Of corn into the shape Of
a hog and make it walk to an eastern
market"
Before Stewart could proceed further
Wyckliffc arose and said, MIR. Speak
er, acknowledge the corn"
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1902-05-23
The Home of the Kindergnrten


The japanese have the most perfect
kindergarten system in the world. In
fact, they originated this method of in
structing by entertainment instead of
by punishment Their play apparatus
for such purposes is elaborate, but all
of it is adapted to the infant mind,
which 1t Is designed ut once to amuse
and to inform. The little ones of Japan
even become somewhat interested in
mathematics by seeing and feeling
what n pretty thing cone, Il sphere or
a cylinder is when cut out of wood
with lathe. They make outlines Of
solid figures out of straw, with green
peas to hold the joints together, ami
for the instruction of the blind flat
blocks are provided, with the Japanese
characters raised upon them.-Pear-
sons Weekly.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1902-05-23

A story is told of canny Scot who
dealt In old horses, alternating his
spells of labor with heavy sprecs. Dur
Ing the period of depression which fol-
lowed each Overindulgence John habit
ually took to bed and there diligently
studied the family Bible. During ore
of these fits of attempted reformation
his condition prompted his wife to call
In the Rev. Mr.. Wallace, the parish
minister, who at the time happened to
be passing.
"Oh, Master Wallace. come in and
see COR John. He's rale bad"
Whats wranG WI him?'
"He's feart to meet his Maker"
said Mrs. John.
Quick as fire came the crushing re-
ply:
"IIumph! Tell'm he medina be fears
for that He'll never see'mr
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1902-05-23

Some very good stories are told of
the impression made upon those who
attend for the first time the very high
church EpiScopalian service. with its
elaborate ritual and its extraordinary
musical features, ut the Church of St
Mary the Virgin. The reply of very
prominent Catholic priest when asked
by the friend who had taken him there
how he liked the service. well, really,
prefer the simple ritual of my own
church." is current story ut the clubs.
Even more amusing was the COM
ment of the elderly Scotchwoman
whose relatives said to her as they
were leaving after the service:
well, Aunt Janet, did you enjoy the
service"
a weel." said Janet in response,
.it's vera interestin', but what wy
to spend the Sabbath"-New York
Times