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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1902-08-03

Reception
A very pleasant event was the re-
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-03-02
son, EUGENE FIELD MATT QUAY, STEVE ELKNS

His hair and whiskers were fiery red,
and for long time he dyed C1em,
making them almost supernatural and
Mephistophelean in their effect. Sud.
denly he gave up the deception and
afterward appeared with snowwhito
hair and side appendages. He was al.
ways in love with the last society
beauty, but he would never propose,
and he took deepest umbrage II any
Of them married. To one daughter Of
socially prominent family, a famous
beauty still. he had left a large sum
in his will. On her marriage. how.
ever, he managed to change the
amount of zeros and the punctuation
point so that her dowry from him fell
from thousands to hundreds, not be.
ing inclined to further express his dis.
satisfaction in a legal codlCil. vii.
liam Cutting and Center Hitchcock
have collections of tie pins almost as
extensive as is that of Mr.. Thebaud,
Many of these were given them at
weddings at which they were ushers,
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-03-02
John w. Gates and Female Martinez

81 have no ticket for this gil of
mine and | am not going to pay for
her"
MOI" queried the woman address.
ed, a little surprised and not knowing
exactly what to say.
mo. I am not" said the mother. the
corners of her mouth turned down
with a decisive air.
Just then the conductor was heard
approaching; down dropped the II
year.old upon the floor, was smother
ed under the wraps, tried to push her.
self up again to breathe, but was
pushed down again, and when the con
ductor came he saw only the wraps
and took two tickets without a word
Meantime the 1S.year-old son was
reading with a suspicious air of con
centration, and his ears. the woman
behind him noticed, were Of a burn
ing, fiery red.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-03-02
"IT's MoR6AN's."
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came to q mill by the river side
A half mile long and nearly as wide
with a forest OF stacks and an army OF
men,
Toiling at furnace and shovel and pen,
what a most magnificent plant" !
cried;
A,u a man with a smudge On his face
replied:
It's Morgans."
| entered a train and rode all day,
On q regal coach and right of way
Which reached its arms all over tho
land,
In a system too large to understand.
"A splendid property. this!" CRIED
And a man with a plate on his hat ro-
piled:
It's Morgans."
sailed on great ship. trim and true,
From pennant to keel, from cabin to
crew;
And the ship was one OF monster
fleet.
A first-Class navy could scarce compete
What a beautiful craft she Isl" cried
And man with akimbo legs replied:
IT'S Morgans."
dwelt in nation filled with pride;
Her people were many, her lands were
wide;
Her record in war and science and art
Proved greatness OF muscle and mind
and heart.
What a grand old country It is"
cried:
And a man with his chest in the air re-
piled:
IT'S Morgans."
! went to Heaven. The jasper walls
lowered high and wide, and the gol-
den halls
Shone bright beyond. But a strange
new mark
Was over the gate, viz: Private
Park"
why, what is the meaning OF this?"
I cried:
And saint with livery on replied:
ITS Morgans."
| went to the only place left I'm take
A chance on the boat on the birthstone
lake
Or perhaps | may be allowed to sit
On the griddled floor Of the bottomless
pit
But leering lout with thorns on his
face,
Cried out, as he forked me on the
place
ITS Morgans"
Edward Vance Cooks.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-03-02
POINTED PARAGRAPHS.

Flatter the girl and spoil the won.
an.
Fraudulent bankruptcy is another
example of false profits.
1t pays better to sing in grand opera
than in Grand Rapids.
with the dealer in second-han"
goods It is never too late to mend.
Most men. instead of being horn
leaders, are born followers-of women.
The man with fringe about the bot.
tom of his trousers has poetical Il OK.
It's a pity the average man does not
lose his tongue when he loses his
head.
When a man takes a vacation he
needs rest; when his wife takes = va
cation he gets it.
Man is never satisfied, Just when
he has acquired enough money to re-
tire on he joins another lodge.
A spinster says that many man
who boasts of his bravery is too cow
ardIy to contract a matrimonial ALI.
anCe.
When a young man calls on a girl
and she says she feels as II she had
been up late the night before II is
time for him to trot along toward
home.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-03-02
pIpIomatle Post for Woman.

Paris, Feb. ll.-Mlle. Jeanne de
Villencuve has been appointed secre'
tary OF the French Consulate General
in New York Mile. de Villencuve.
who belongs to an old family of Prov
euce, has been a Government clerk for
nine years, Her appointment, which
was made by the Foreign Minister, NJ,
Delcasse, marks a new departure, as
it is believed to be the first time a
woman has been appointed to a post
in the diplomatic service.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-03-02

Charles Stewart, a British lawyer,
has lately published volume of rem.
iniscences, and in It tells two stories
about Tennyson, whom he found self.
conscious and accessible to fattery.
"a little niece OF NINE" he relates,
was one day standing beside his
chair; he lifted her up and placed her
on his knee for half a minute, and
then he put her down, saying: Now
you can say you have sat on Tenny
sons knee"
On another occasion Tennyson was
Jewett's guest at the Masters Lodge,
Ballot, with a few other men, and
after some good talk the poet had re.
tired early to his room. Next morn.
ing at breakfast Tennyson was In a
silent mood, but as the men we're ris.
ing from the table he said Jewett,
after | left you last night I wrote a
few verses; | am not sure that have
ever done anything better: will lead
them to you" Jewett, preparing to
go off for his days work, replied, has.
tily: "Oh, no thank you, Tennyson, I've
no time for that sort of thing just
now; | am very busy"
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-03-02
AesENT.MINDED BEooARs.

certain professor in Columbia uni.
versity Is noted for his absent-minded.
ness. which often places him in ludi-
crous positions. The other day ne
was accostrd on Park Row, New York,
by scedy looking individual, who
said:
Mister, If yer plaise, kin yer help
n poor man to a cup of coffee? aint
had nothin' to ate for a day"
The professor looked at the man,
but the problem still absorbed him.
lie pulled out a quarter and look I'd at
il.
That's all have got, my man. Can
you give me change for it,"
"Yis, sir, think can. and then
he started.
Here you are, sir" said the beg.
gar, handing the professor two dimes
and a nickel
The professor took the change, but
returned the nickel
This for you and much obliged" he
said.
Thank you, sir" responded the
beggar
And then the two absent.minded
ones each pursued his way.-Chicago
Chronicle.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-03-02
The Wrong Number.

The telephone girl and the bill clerk.
to whom she had promised her heart
and hand, were sitting in front of the
fireplace talking about the happy days
TO come when they would be one.
From one little detail to another the
talk finally drilted to the subject of
lighting the fires in the morning. on
this point the young man was decided.
He stated 1t as his emphatic opinion
that It was wife's place to get up
and start the fires and let her poor.
hard-working husband rest.
After this declaration there was 81.
lence for the space of about three.
quarters OF second. Then the tele.
phone girl thrust out the finger encir.
cled by her engagement ring and
murmured sweetly, but firmly:
Ring on, please. You have got
connected with the wrong number.
Salt Lake Herald.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-03-02

and knew was all right until reach.
ed my destination. But imagine my
dismay in finding at the end of the
route that my trunk was not there. |
had to go back to hunt 1t up. Ones
trunk is at the mercy, always, of the
last conner. One of these was a man
who had come in just as the train
was about to pull out of the station
he had seen my trunk, which he took
her his own, cried out that II was on
the wrong train. and II was pulled of.
He discovered in minute that he
had made a mistake, but my trunk was
left behind just the same, and 1t took
much time and money to get It again.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-03-02
Gates and the Beggar.

They are telling a story on John w.
Gates. It is that the other night ne
had eluded the swarm of beggars that
hover around the Holland House, the
Waldorf-Astoria, Delmonlcos ana
Sherrys. Later he was accosted by
particularly insolent beggar, so very
daring and aggressive that he prom.
ised to be interesting. Mr.. Gates dug
down into his pocket, jingled some
coins, and pulled out quarter. This
he gave to the beggar.
You're a nice one, you are" said
the mendicant, You'd spent that many
dollars for luncheon, and you give a
man in hard luck that chicken feed"
Excuse me-" said Mr.. Gates. Give
me that back" He reached into his
pocket as If to draw out larger coin,
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-03-02
Euaene Fields Daughter.

When Eugene Field. that prince of
good fellows, passed over TO the
shore that he used to sing about 50
sweetly he left his family many re.
moves from affluenCe. and his daugh
ter, Mary. a bright. talented girl, but
by no means the greatest elocutioTist
in the world, put on the breastplate Of
courage and went out as a public read.
in different literary centers Of 'he
country. many who bought tickets be.
ing moved to do so out of sympathy
for the young woman who was alleg.
ed to be making such a brave fight
against poverty, and by love for the
father. whose gentle genius was min.
gled with such generous passion for
spending the last dollar that burned
in his pocket.
she could not really afford to near
Miss Field read was greatly interested
year or two later to meet a young
woman from Chicago who was an in.
innate friend of the poets daughter.
Tell me about her" she said, Il
hear she is going to be married Did
she make a living out Of her reading
"Oh. yes" said the Chicago woman.
1T was a grand success. why, Mary
Field told me that for the first time
in her life she was able to have all
the new clothes she wanted. AMI. do
you know. she has made the largest
and most complete collection of beer
mugs in the West"
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-03-02
Jimmie" Woods Scarf Pins.

Collections of scarf or tie pins-to
be more correct-are one of the fads
of New York men. The recent rob.
berry of Paul Gilbert Thebaud by his
valet revealed that Mr.. Thebaud was
one who cultivated this hobby. One
Of the largest collections of the kind
was left some years ago by Jimmie"
Wood. an eccentric bachelor, well
;nown in New York society. who lived
It the old New York Hotel. Mr.. Wood
1T nearly 500 pins. which were dis.
ibuted to various friends. He was
bachelor and a native of Baltimore.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-03-02

Monte Carlo, Feb. 1l.-Round Of
the chess tourney was played today
the pairing being governed by round
IA of the Berger tables. Tarrasch and
Schley had byes. At the first adjourn
ment only three games had been fin.
ished and in these Popiel defeated Ma
pier, while Schlecter and Marco and
Janowski and Eisenberg had draws,
The following additional results
were registered this afternoon: Mason
lost to Pillsbury, Maroczy beat Reggie,
marshall worsted Mortimer, Wolf and
Teichmann adjourned their game, as
did Tschigorin and Albin. while Mieses
and Gunsberg drew.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-03-02
WHAT WOMEN WANT TO KNOW

Satin ribbon less than half an inch
wide, effectively used for chouX and
corsage ornamentation, is among the
things seen in the shops.
Real gun metal hat pins in various
shapes may be obtained. They are
quite as pretty as hat pins of the same
metal studded with brilliants, which,
of course, come higher.
New spring foulard is in striking
design of various sized dots on a
cream ground. The large dots, about
the size of a quarter, are interminsled
with smaller dots in black. The same
pattern is also carried out in lavender
and black on a white background.
dainty and moderate.priced mate.
rial for evening waists and gowns is
Corean crepe. with a soft, silky finish,
This pretty fabric comes in white and
all the pretty evening shades.
Small pincushions are made up into
variety of attractive shapes, which
admit of almost unlimited possibili.
ties in the way of trimming. There
are the usual rounds and ovals, and
fetching little cushions in the cres.
cent, trefoil and heart shapes which
look especially pretty when hung from
the gas jet with ribbons or a silk cord
and tassels.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-03-02
Nero Opinion.

The fool thinks 1t is a sign OF
strength to cherish grudge.
Some men are like ant hills, at.
tracing notice only when people STUN
BILE against them.
Even Russell Sage would probably
look upon a rat that denied itself
pleasures in order to store up forty
times as much carrion as 1t could ever
hope to eat as a foolish rat.
After having made the donkey the
Lord thought 1t would be a pity to let
the poor animal stand alone in the
world without a prototype. There
fore He created the snob.-ChiCago
ReCord-Herald.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-03-02
Elkins on Ease.

Senator Stephen Elkins was CON
graduated in the Waldorf on New
Years Day on his fine appearance.
II used to think said his friend,
that the arduous life Of a Senator or
Congressman was very wearing, but
you. Senator. seem to thrive on IT,"
Senator Elkins smiled one OF his
pleasant smiles and replied: Il have
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-03-02
anHaH4HHHHHHaHHHHaHHHH4a NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.
A Retrospect.

Her Father (belligerently)- That
young Spilkins that Ethel says is
coming here this evening to ask my
permission to marry her will have to
answer a lot of questions and answer
them satisfactorily before he gets my
consent.
Her Mother (Jryly)-I only hope. my
dear, that you'll make more of a sue,
cess of It than my father did-New
York Evening Sun.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-03-02
TENNYSON,

Don't belong to these parts, do
ye?" asked the farmer. Don't know
much abaout Floridy, do ye?"
81 have been here several times in
my wanddrings," said Quay.
And what might be the reason ye
air wanderin'?"
81 am trying to ameliorate the con.
dition of mantle inner man." re.
piled Quay, solemnly.
The farmer moved to another seat
and remarked to the man beside whom
he sat: Talked to tibet Teller back
thar a good bit fore found out he
was one O them dern faith healers. "
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-03-02

Unusually attractive are the hand.
kerChief cases made of suede in va.
rious colOrs and lined with white or
cream-c olored satin. They are dec
Grated with hand painted flower de.
signs and a large satin bow in one
corner. Then some of these are fin.
ished with a wide fringe Of suede.
either gilded or colored to match the
flower design and bow
A handy little catCh-all for the bu.
reau or toilet table is a basket com
posed of three satin straw cornuco-
pias set upright on straw standard
with small loop handle at the top.
A most distinguished looking waist
for wear on dressy occasions is com
posed of pink mousseline de sole and
all over embroidery in a deep cream
shade. The waist is composed entire
~ of blocks of the mousseline de sole
finely tucked, alternating with EN-
broidered blocks of the same size. the
whole set between narrow Valencien
mes insertions.
Miss Belle MacKinnon OF Utica, n
Y, has been admitted as a partner by
her brother in his big knitting estab
lishment, and las charge of 1000 EN-
ployes in the mill.
The Baroness Lillian Won Tilse Il
| in Chicago, after four years spent il
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-03-02
Quay a Faith Healer.

Senator Quay of Pennsylvania is
not a laughing man. He rarely lets
anything move him beyond the twin.
kle in his eye, but a Florida farmers
impression regarding him made him
"let loose" The Senator, returning
from a fishing trip to his bungalow,
at st. Lucie, Fla. rode in an accom-.
mediation train, and the farmer sat
beside him and questioned him. Quay's
knowledge of countryside gossip prov
ed limited and discouraging.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-03-02

Cassidy-Phwere are yez going in
thot new suit?
Casey-Oi'm going to ask old man
Flanagan for his daughters hand.
Cassidy-Th' divil! Ut seems a pity
TO ruin a new suit that way.-Puck.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-03-02
Woman and the Trunk.

Speaking of travelling there is nc
trouble in this country" says the
woman who has been all over the con
tinent, compared to that of travelling
abroad. Such a trouble had witt
my trunk on my trip the last time
was on the other side OF the water.
had seen it safely on board the trair
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-03-02
The Female Martinez.

She was one of those female marti
nets who rule their homes with force
and decision. and who are not going
to be gainsaid. 1t was in the train go.
ing to the northern part Of New York,
and the woman was travelling with
two members of her family, an IS.
year-old son and a daughter, about IL
years of age. The mastery tenden.
cies of the woman could be seen in
her dictatorial manner with her son,
who was lainly afraid Of her. A
woman who sat in a seat behind her
had noticed this casually, and would
have thought no more about the fam.
lily If the woman little while before
the conductor passed through the
train had not turned around and con,
fided to her:
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-03-02
WILL RIDE A
WILL RIDE A
BICYCLE OVER
DAWSON TRAIL

Santa Rosa, Feb. 15.-Clarence
Temple, who leaves tomorrow for his
claim above Dawson. takes his bicycle
with him. He says he will ride f. ON
White Horse to Dawson over the lard
snow path. Temple has resided in
Dawson several years. He came nome
last fall to visit his relatives.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-03-02

and the beggar expectantly handed
back the quarter.
Mr.. Gates put 1t in his pocket, re.
marking that 1t would be useful for a
tip, and walked into the lobby of the
Waldorf. Astoria.
According to the story the beggar
now takes his hat off every time he
sees Mr.. Gates. incidentally, Mr..
Gates denies the story. But 1t is one
of those that are going the rounds in
happy Wall street.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-03-02
Grandfather's Apple Cider.

You talk about the fluffy puffy snow,
The apple golden marmaade.
The pumpkin pies of monsrous all shnn' in a
things that Mother made:
But, in vivid retrospecon live again the past
There is thing ne naught take
It's the pleasant recollection Tin its spell binds
OF the apple cider Granddad used o make.
l remember remember long ago when life was sweet
An we'd gather round the fireplace night
AS we'd pile the logs higher keepin a fire.
An all would up close-my, twas a sight!
we'd cup chestnuts while the old folks told ia
tales
An we'd round on with monstrous chunk o cake.
Then we'd all look sort O. solemn like did
Drink the apple cider Granddad used to make
Phil II. Armstrong
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-03-02

learned the great lesson OF life-that
Of letting the other fellow do the walk.
ing and worrying"
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-03-02

Subscribe for the WEEKLY
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Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-03-02

Mrs. Frances Tallmadge OF Shcboy.
gan. Wis. is said to have in her pos
session what is supposed to be a gen.
uine portrait of Louis XVI. The pic.
ture was presented to her ancestors
by Eleazar Williams, who claimed to
be the real Louis XVI.
Queen AleXandra's appointment of
Lady Halle as Her Majesty's violinist
is taken as another instance of the
warm favor with which the sovereign
has always regarded her gifted com.
patriot. II is well known that the
marriage of the great Danish violinist
to the late Sir Charles Halle was
brought about through the friendly in.
prevention OF Queen Alexandra.
/ A bill has been introduced in Con.
gress by Senator Hawley of Connect
cut for the relief OF Mary Mclean
Wyllyss of East Glastonbury. Conn.
She is 81 years old and is the daugh'
ter of James Mclean, a soldier of the
Revolution. The woman Is very poor,
and 1t is proposed that she be given a
pension of $12 per month
Mrs. Jessie Benton Fremont wife of
the Pathfinder" Gen. John G. Ere.
mont, is still living at the age OF II
in the pretty cottage in Los Angeles,
the gift of the women of California.
During the early part Of Queen Vic
torias reign she visited England and
was presented to the Queen and
Prince Albert. and she has known
personally every President since Jack
son.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-03-02

At Windsor Castle a marble bust oi
the late Queen Victoria has been dis.
covered built up in wall, where, ac.
cOrdlng to longlived tradition among
the castle servants. it was hidden
away by order of the late Queen ner.
self soon after the death of the Prince
ConsOrt.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-03-02

the Klondike. to buy hydraulic mining
machinery and tenroom portable
house for her mining WORK. The Bar.
Oness Is 30 years old and unmarried
Waterbury Democrat., 1902-04-26
HEARD II PASSING

Contracts for the paper to be used for bank notes and other currency have been awarded to the Crane com pany of Massachusetts, who have held them for a number of years. There was no other bidder. Silk fibre is worked into this paper and the ma terials and manufacture is expensive.
 In the contested election of Lentz yS TompkinS in the national house of representatives republicans and demo crats are alike united in rebuking the contestants for making the fight a ye- hicle for dragging into the records slurs and scurrilous blackguardism that had nothing to do with the case.
 Governor Dole of Hawaii has been in Washington in conference with the president as to affairs on the islands. It was expected that Dole might be superseded, but he has explained tbe situation so satisfactorily that the president will stand by him against those who attempted to have him de posed.
 The bill appropriating $10,000,000 for an Appalachian forest reserve has been reported favorably to the house of representatives The expenditures will be made at the rate of $2O00,O00 year and it is estimated that more than that amount of property will be saved yearly i'll immunity from floods and more equable rainfall.
 Verestchagin. the painter of horrors has returned to Washington, D. C.. from a trip to Cuba where he studied the lay of the land for series of Cuban battle pictures. He has erected an open-air studio at Fort Myer, near Washington, where he can use the cavalrymen at the barracks as models and still be where he can verify de tails by competent authorities.