The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1902-08-17

Now that tn king iv Great Britain
an Ireland. but Ireland don't know it.
an tn Dominyons beyond tn sea, FIR
awhile, has been cawrnated," said Mr.
Dooley, I'VE can raysume where we
left off,
so it's been done at last, has it?"
said Mr.. Hennessey.
Yes said Mr.. Dooley, Sin tn
prisince iv tn mos illusthrees iv his
subjects except me frind Whitelaw
Reid, he was cawrnated las Satur-
dab. IT'S too bad it was put off.
Twas not up, dye mind, FIR tn thrue
an staunch subjects on this side Nv
tn wather. TIL king didn't need it.
He's been king all tn time. A lot
iv us knew it. All he had to do amy
time was to take his goold an di'mon'
caubeen firm tn rack but his sub
jects firm beyond tn sea wanted to
see a cawrnation an they cudden't
conveniently have wan here where tn
country is still run be universal suf-
fering an there are a good nanny
shootin galrries. an anyhow he
thought he'd like to keep on good
terms with tn Captains iv Industry
FIR fear they might get mad an put
his furniture out into tn channel ma
use tn island FIR STORM ex-prist-
dints. So he got up tn cawrna-
ton. An afther ALL most iv them
didn't see it. They had to come home
here where they were born an lave
tn land where they expect to die an
will, too, if they an us have luck.
But twas gorgeous spicticle
anyhow, Hinnissy. FIR weeks an
weeks some iv tn finest minds in Eu-
rope has been debatin whether tn
king shud stand on tn Earl iv Whin-
kie or tn Markes iv Ballyhoo durin
tn ceremony. 1t was decided that tn
honor shud go to tn noble earl but
that it was tn privilege iv tn noble
markess that his majesty shud put
his feet on his back whin he set
down. TIL king amt supposed to do
anything FIR himself but go up an
be cawrnated. At ivry turn they must
be jock or somebody akelly as good
to pull his tie straight, hand him his
gloves, an haul his coat down whin it
gets up over tn collar. An ivrybody
cudden't do it, mind We. 1t had to
be done be tn right party. whose
folks had done it FIR other kings. I've
been readin' about it an I've come TO
tn conclusion. Hinnissy, that tn
Scotch nobility is mostly dayscinded
| fir m tailorS.
"Annyhow, these here mighty ques-
| tons was all decided accordin' to tn
| rules Nv tn game, whin wan day !
read in tn pa-aper: TIL king dimes
| with Wall sthreet magnates. Jools
missin' firm tn crown Ye see, tn
hat had not been out FIR a long time
an whin they come to get it firm tn
| box, twas found that nanny iv TIL
vallyable gems in tn band was missin'.
don't know whether tbs thrue or not;
but tbs said that tn ancesthors iv tn
| prisint king, bein hard up, was used to
| pick a jool out iv tn hat iv a Satur-
oah night an go down to Nose al
tn corner an get something on It, An
whin times was slack an tn ponies
backward, they cudden't get tn jools
cut. so they cut a piece firm tn win
dow an pasted it in. 1t looked fl
awhile as though tn king wud have to
be cawrnated be a glazier. They cud-
dent find tn tickets high or low. 1t
wudden't do to cawrnate him in a
glass hat an there was gr-reat thirdly
lations, but Pierpont Morgan come
along at tn right moment an give
thin handful iv his unhnportant
jcols an tn hat was properly decora-
ted. Firm that time on we saw that if
we were to get tn worth iv our money,
we'd have to do tn job Ourselves an
ivrybody turned in to help our depin-
dant cousins. Andrew Carnaygie lint
Wistminsther Abbey which was super
bly, decorated with tapestries lint be j.
Pierpont Morgan Yerkes lint thin TIL
sthreets; Frohman tn theatres; TIL
American syndicate give thin tn use
iv tn river. an a hundred thousand
lille American hearts an lungs lint Thin
patriotic howl that made tn king
jump ivry time he heerd it,
"An tn American duchesses, Were
they there? Look in tn pa-apers.
sometimes wondher whin l read tn
palajeems iv our liberties whether an
English nobleman iver marries at
home. Is it law that pre-
vents thin Flynn marryin thin
fresh faced, clear-eyed daughters
Nv oil Albion or is it fear?