The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1902-09-13
The Nonpareil Man
Casually Observed.

Casually Observed.
The seats in the New York stock ex-
change must be made by the Arts and
Crafts society. One of them sold for $751;
900 yesterday. s-
Money was disgracefully tight in Wall
street yesterday. He was seized and
locked UP in the United States treasury.
Two Doukhobors are said to have died
from trying to live on grass. The cow
may seem to have several advantages over
US, but let us see. Isn't it the COW that
has seven stomachs and Is liable to seven
attacks of dyspepsia at once? .
Tom sharkey, the pugilist. has retired
to his cafe with $4,000 which he has
Knocked out" PES.
Utah has no sympathy for Cuba. What
can you expect of a state where they have
eighteen wives?
Mr.. Newport Of st. Louis would not
take his wife to the baseball game and she
has sued for divorce. Yet it would be
cruelty to take the lady to witness certain
kinds Of baseball.
A California man claims that our Won
derful prosperity Is due to the work Of
the Belgian hare before he quit.
The advertising given the Missouri
mule in South Africa has brought him into
so great prominence that last week 500 of
his brethren left their happy home in
Missouri for Bombay, British India, where
they will educate the heather Hindoo in
the art OF appearing to work when the
weather is not too hot The true mule
can hear the dinner bell fifteen minutes
before 1T rings and it is often drawn
race between him and the colored ''pus-
SON as to which one gets there first. The
ti1ndoo IS very quiet and simple in his
tastes but after he has driven the Ameri-
can mule a few times, he will sigh for a
few hours Of quiet repose in Nirvana.
somepody wants to pay teacher a
higher salary. My goodness, what could
she find to do with the wealth?
Ep1scopalian meeting house in Manila,
INFANT 1ndustry-Digging hole in the
| lawn with a fire shovel
The Texas republicans got together af-
ter the president grated his teeth.
You will notice that the man who takes
the coal situation philosophically usually
mas slug OF sixteen tons in his little hin
| Chicago's Masonic Temple will be sole
| tuesday. Anybody in need of a Masonic
Temple fully as good as new will have E
grand chance to acquire one at reasonable
rates.
| The lights had been turned down anf
the democratic seance sat around thu
| heaVy table holding hands in the semi
| darkness. Nothing was heard but til.
| deep trance-like breathing of ex-senator
German and the convulsive twitchings O
David B. Hill, who was under the contro
| or a Tammany Indian and now and the,
ejaculated: me heap chief UGH"
suddenly light was seen in the mid
die OF the table revolving on itself an,
rapidly growing larger. Every eve wa
fastened on it while the circle sang loude
and louder: "Shall we gather at the Kan
sas City PLATFORM"
Inc form took shape and was soon req
ogn1zed as an accurate naturalization q
James K. Jones, who smiled on the circI
and waved his drapery. Then Tom John
son broke the silence and asked:
Are you still alive, James?"
/ YES" replied the Round Cotton Pol
Magnate, land what is more. have 500
WHY Bryan, and he is still alive, too. an
very happy" ''1'
At this a loud wall went up from th
circle. Someone turned the lights IN FL
form vanished like smoke wreath an
DaV1d Hill was found on the floor in
dead faint