Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1902-07-04

find something to work at In Barberton
where the police are engaged vigorous
ly in the Old King Brady business,
ferreting out violation Of the saloon
closing ordinance.
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1t is understood thnt Mr.. s. b. Lafs
ferty will take along 26 cannon crack
ers to be. fired simultaneously the
Es-Be-Ell wins. And Commodore
Work has already appointed Noise
committee
In addition to being City Commission
er, Mr.. Louis seybold is also a pub,
lie spirited citizen, Not only will he
fire off six cannon crackers, one af-
ter the other but WIN also assist in
starting 10 pin.fres.
But, on the other hand, don't you
know that If your boy didn't spunk up,
and try to get noisy on July 4, you'd
take him to the wood shed and force
him to yell louder than any other Nd
in the neighborhood.
Don't let the hub-bub Of ripping and
roaring distract your attention for q
moment from the fact that Akron is a
great city. Think Of the clean streets.
II nothing else.
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An excited individual rushed up to
the ticket window ot the Union depot,
Thursday noon, ana exclaimed Il
want to get my check trunked before
my train pulls out
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! 1t is understood that Mayor Doyle
will not have boys arrested for shoot
ing firecrackers, IL they yell, Long
live the Mayor!" while the cracker is
eyplodins This win show him tliAt
they didn't intend to blow him up.
There's great deal in diplomacy.
II What's wrong with Grandma Bea:
con? She neglected to state editorial
ly Thursday evening that tomorrow
being a holiday there will be no
paper published from this office, so
that employees may enjoy their holi-
days like other people
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While celebrating, don't forget the
significance Of the day The person
who doesn't show HE liberty and indie
pendence by shooting at least one Are.
cracker ought to be regarded with sus
picion.
Why of course, Judge Anderson will
celebrate. He said he would, and re-
called few of the old-fashioned cele
brations he attended while boy
And, incidentally, the Judge believes
the first sentence IN the Decaratior
of Independence is one OF the fines
sentences in the English language.
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a Those youngsters who have beer
shooting of their fireworks during til,
last few lays Will understand thu
r fable about the young man wht
y squanoered his suhstances, when |
comes to the end of the Fourth ant
their more frugal neighbors still hav,
II crackers left.
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And Mr.. Paul e. Werners lawn vii
be decorated as usual with flags an,
- bunting. Moreover he will see to |
- that there are a few cannon cracker
and skyrockets fred off in his imine
- diate vicinity. There never was
q public day on which Mr.. Werner di
not rise to the occasion.
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IA It is said also that Grandma Beacol
Ia will have at least six guards on dut.
q to keep people from putting canno
crackers under the props which hold u
IL the B. J. Office. AS misohevious thing
rs have been done before. and good
sized hrecracker would make the owe,
:, grown canal boat look like thirtec
:" cents.
Mr.. #. M. Atterhold has been inter
ested lately in the subject of fee
- This interest was awakened largel
y by heavy picture from which fe
on one Of his feet, and his attentio
ad is still attracted to the subject. In on
ne Of his moments of research he learne
that there were about IA bones In tn
human foot. This was quite a relic
OF lie imagined that there must be nearl
RS 900 bones In his injured foot and ths
they We're all aching at once. :.
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ca NO, Emma, this department. eannt
he undertake to say what is good form
such case as you picture. Some CIR
think 1t hest to shrek in prett,
90 feminine way il the horse shies at I'll
fireworks; Others think 1t product,
Of better results to sit still and tru
ON implicitly to the young mans abb
,at ity as a horseman, thereby letting hi