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The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1902-07-10
Thought He was Smart.

Wife-Do you mean to insinuate that
your judgment is superior to mine?
Husband = Certainly not, my dear.
Our choice Of life partners proves it
isn't.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1902-07-10
Expensive.

sTve quit joking my wife about wo-
men carrying their pocket handker-
chiefs in their pocketbooks." said
Tenspot- sit didn't pay"
"How was that?" asked Hunker.
"She said she'd carry money in hers
IL she had it Handed her out $40 on
the spot. - Detroit Free Press.
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ley s:ag:ag pose.

Crossing On an ocean liner recently
was woman who sang whenever she
was asked. but she imposed conditions.
You were not to mind her attitude
Sne sang with her hands clasped be.
hind her neck.-her elbows akimbo on a
line with her pompadour, the eyes fixed
on the smokestack, if she could have
seen up through the promenade deck
She said it was her method. Other wo-
men suggested that the only method
about it was her idea that she looked
pretty that way. She sang in this atti-
tude at the ships concert-New York
Press
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1902-07-10
A seconaarx Consideration.

"She's allus so 'fraid of somebody
swipi:!' dat dog"
"Am it wuf anyt'ing?"
"Waal. in dis hyah neighborhood a
ting doan' have to be wuff muffin to
git swiped.
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DR.. E. Detchon's Anti Diuretic.

DR.. E. Detchon's Anti Diuretic.
May be worth to you more than 500 il
you have child who soils bedding from IN
conference OF water during sleep Cures
old and Young alike. 1t arrests the trouble
at once 81. sold br Fies!er & McNaice.i
Vienna experimenting with shake
speare's less commonly acted plays.
'Troilus and Cressida' proved success
full, filling the Burg theater two and
three times week, but Measure For
Measure was received coldly.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1902-07-10
The Laugh.

Chumpley- That hypnotist is affaud.
He couldn't control my mind at all last
night.
Pokely-Of course he had some ex
cuse?
Chumpley Yes. He said there was
no material to worE on. You ought to
have heard the audience give him the
laugh!-Iit-Bit
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1902-07-10
Acts I'm mediate1y.

Colds are sometimes more troublesome
in SUNNI II than in winter, tits so hard to
keep llom adding to them while cooling off
alter exercise. One Minute Cough Care
cures at once. Absolutely lsafe. Acts i'm
media ~. Sure cure for coughs, colds.
Group, throat and lung troubles. Hanson
\ Emerson
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The Wife.

Suppose I were an absolutely per-
feet woman" she remarked sharply.
"Do you know what you'd do then?"
NO" answered her husband
"WhatW
you'd growl because you had moth
ing to growl about. = Chicago Post
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1902-07-10

If you have diamonds, be thankful,
but don't hold them up to the eyes Of
poverty in street car. -Schoolmaster.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1902-07-10
Awkward.

Mrs. Norton came home from call
one day in such a disturbed condition
that it was evident tears were not far
in the background. She lost no time in
beginning her explanation.
John" she said to her husband, II
am so mortified don't know what to
do"
What is the matter. my dearY asked
Mr.. Norton.
II have just been calling on Mrs.
Peverill. You know her husband, Ma
jor Peverill?'
Yes
"Well, have just learned today, to
my horror. that major isn't his title
at all. Major is his first name"
"Why, certainly. I've always known
that. What is there so notifying
about it?
Nothing" said Mrs. Norton, with a
groan, "ohly that I've been calling him
major every time I've met him for
the last six monthsy' London An
swers.
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Cut this out and take it to Hanson &
Emevson's drug store and get box Of
Chamberlain's Stomach & Liver Tablets.
The best physic. They also correct dis
orders Of the stomach. Price rs cents.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1902-07-10

Get the Be- st.

If you want cream separator
which has no equal call at my store
and examine the Omega. 1t has
points of superiority over every sep
orator it the market. 1t is self clean
ing and empties from the bottom.
Come in and let me explain it al to
you. G. Hillerud.
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Vacation Days.

Vocation time is here and the children
are fairly living out of doors. There could
be no healthierplace tor them. You need
only TO guard against the accidents inci-
dental 10 most open air sports. No remedy
equals De Wits Witch Hazel Salve for
quickly stopping pain or remoying danger
.ofserious consequences. For cuts, scalds
and wounds. 81 used De Wits Witch
Hazel Salve for sores. cuts and bruises y
says Z. B. Johnson, Swift, Tex ssTtis the
best remedy on the market. Sure cure
for piles and skin diseases. Beware Of
counterteits. Hanson & Emerson, druggists,
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1902-07-10
A Poor Millionaire.

Z "a ] y E i /,
Lately starved in London :caus
could not digest his food. Early use OF DIR.
Kings New Life Pills would have saved
him. They strengthen the stomach, aid
digestion, promote assimilation, improve
appetite. Price 25c. Money back if not
satisfied. Sold by Fiesler s McNeice,
druggists.
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Couldn't Be Guilty of That.
Never" said the person of good adj
vice to the delicately nurtured Boston
youth, "never say I can't"
Indeed, sir" responded the intel
lectual lad, IT trust that my diction is
not SO open to criticism. If you will
but be attentive to my conversation,
you will observe that say 'cawn't.' -"
Baltimore American.
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The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1902-07-10

For SALE-I have for sale cheap a
large number of secondhand buggies
in good repair. Will sell cheap.
Frank T., Minnette.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1902-07-10

WANTED Two apprentice girls to
learn dress-making.
MRS. y. l.. SPRAGUE,
o-29-2 Main-st.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1902-07-10

For SAIE-As other busiress de
mands my entire attention, [ offer for
sale at q low price my Cash Bargain
store on Third st. It's a good-paying
business. A. F.. CHAPMAN
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1902-07-10

Cultivate patience. AS you get older
you will find that it is the only talent
you are expected to haye.-Atchison
Globe.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1902-07-10

w ANTED-Wood choppers for work
six miles east of the city. Apply to
James Ingram, at United Manufactnr-
ing CO.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1902-07-10

CEDAR FENCE PosTS- Use posts
that will not rot. Call on B. F. Carr
for prices. Hi
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1902-07-10
LOST, Found, For Sale, Etc.

If you have anything to sell, are
IN need of help, want a situation,
desire boarders or have property to
rent, little adv. in this column
will bring good. results. Try it.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1902-07-10

Rounds out the hollow pla $; smooths
out lines that creep about ones a:e; woos
roses back to faded cheeks. That is what
Rocky Mountain Tea does. IS cts. Ham
son q Emerson.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1902-07-10
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When you awake in the morning feeling
like the end of misspent life, your mouth
full o. fir and your soul full Of regrets, take
Rocky Mountain Tea. Great Medicine.
Hanson Emerson.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1902-07-10
The same Old story.

]. A. Kelly relates an experience similar
to that which has happened in almost every
neighborhood in the United States and has
been told and re-told by thousands of
others. He says: Last summer ! had an
attack Of dysentery and purchased bottle
of Chamberlain's Cole, Cholera and
Diarrhoea remedy. which have used ac-
cording to directions and with entirely sat
isfactory results. The trouble was con-
trolled much quicker than former attacks
when / used other remedies Mr.. Kelly
is well known citizen of IIenderscn, N c..
For sale by Hanson q Emerson, druggists.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1902-07-10
Deafness caur OF Be Cured

BY local aPpHcatlohS as they cannot
reach the diseased portion of the ear
There is only one way TO cure deafness,
and that is by constitutional remedies
Dtafress is caused by an infamed condi-
,on ol he mucous Inning OF the Eusta-
chan tulie. When this tube is lnhamed
you have a rumDling sound of imperfect
hearing, ard when it is entirely closed,
eafness is The result, and unless the in
dammaton can be taken out and this tube
cesto ed TO its normal condition, hearing
sill be destro, ed forever; nine cases out Of
ten are caused by cttarrh, which is nothing
but an inhamed condition OF the mucous
surfaces
We will give One Hundred Dollars for
any case of deafness caused Ivy catarrh that
cannot lie cured by Halls Catarrh Cure.
Ssnd for circulars, free.
F. J. CPENEY & co, Toledo, O.
SOLD by druggists, 75c.
Hat Family Pills are the best.
Foreign comic papers are being sab
jected to strict censorship in Ger
many just now. a special lookout is
being kept for those published in Amer
lea which contain pictures considered
disrespectful to the kaiser.
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Summer complaint is unusually prevaie nj
among children this season. A well de-
veloped case in the writer's family was
cured last week by the timely use Of Cham
berlaiu's Colo, Cholera and Diar. hoea re-
medy--one of the best patent medicines
manufactured and which is always kept on
hand at the home oil ye scribe. This is not
sn,ended as a free puff for the { mpany,
who do not advertise with us, but to benz
it little sufferers VINO may not be within
asy access of physician. No family
hould be without a bottle Of this medicine
i the house, especially in summertime
Lansing, Iowa, Journal. For sale by Han.
on < Emerson, druggists.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1902-07-10
Mother Always Keeps 1t Hardy.

.'My mother suffered a long time from
distressing pains and general ill health due
primarily to indigestion" says l.. w.
Spalding, Verona, Mo. 1.-TWO years ago
got her to try Kodol. She grew better at
once and now, at the age of seventy six,
eats anything she wants, remarking that
she fears no bad effects as she has her bottle
of Kodol handy" Don't waste time doct-
orlng symptoms. Go after the cause. II
your stomach is sound your health will be
good. Kodol rests the stomach and
strengthens. the body by digesting your
food. Hanson & Emerson, druggists.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1902-07-10

WANTED-A girl for general house,
work in a family of two. Apply TO
Mrs. d. r.. Guthmann, corner Main
and Ssventh-st SITS, Sank Centre
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1902-07-10
Going the Limit.


A drummer named Peck put up at a
hotel in Oklahoma, the landlord OF
which was the president of the school
board. The landlord, who was jolly,
whole souled fellow, suggested that
they visit the schools, the president of
the board first putting on long tailed
coat, saying:
"She adds dignity, an then she hides
my gun, which are bad example
'afore them children. don't approve
Of anybody under fourteen carryin' a
gum"
After returning to the hotel from the
visit of inspection the president of the
board, now transferred into a land
lord, said:
''Peck. you're good Teller. You
amt goin' to let your light be hid I'M
der bushel, Peck?"
mo. / amt" said Mr. Peck, rather
dubious as to the compliment.
''Well, | tel you what I'm goin' to
do fer you Bein' as you're a good fell
Ter, I'm a-goin' to have clean sheets put
put on your bed. dad me if amt"
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1902-07-10
ne Didn,t.

do you believe in signs?
"No A dentists sign reading Teeth
Extracted Without Pain fell the other
day just as went under it and knock
ed out two teeth Of Miner Cincinnati
Commercial Tribune.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1902-07-10

WANTED-Girls to learn millinery
at Cothlow & Cos. Good position af.
ter learning. 4-l0
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1902-07-10

WANTED Girls for general hense-
work. Cotter's candy store.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1902-07-10

Il WANTED-A girl TO learn dress
making. Apply to Mrs. o. Wheeler.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1902-07-10

For SALE-A good lady's bicycle
for sale cheap Inquire at this
Office.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1902-07-10

WANTED-Horses to pasture. In
quire of Fred B Rowe.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1902-07-10

FOR SALE-A rubber-tired run
about. Apply to MEL. SHERFFIUS.
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white. MAN Turme yellow.

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The Savannah morning news., 1902-02-06
MUST PAY IN PAVING
SAVANNAH ELECTRIC COMPANY
GIVEN ROBERTS STREET.
TO PAY ENTIRE COST.
OF PAVING THE PORTION OF
STREET 1T USES.

City Council Did Not Grant Gwin-
nett Street-AIIowed the Company
the Right to Put Another Track
on bay street, Between BARNARD
and JencrsOn-AIsO Granted the
Right to Put Another Track on a
Portion of West Broad Street-Prc-
visos That Accompany the Grant
of the Rights.
The City Council spent two hours in
caucus last night and another hour in
the transaction of it's business in open
meeting The chief matter concerning
1t was the petition of the Savannah
Electric Company for additional pri-
Yileges for car lines.
Hon. ]. Ferris Cam, representing Mr..
Horace Rivers, was before the commit
tee of the Whole to protest against an
understood plan by which the company
was to pay only one-half of the city's
one-third of the expense of paving
Roberts street, in the event of that
street being granted for a track. Mr..
Cam took the position that the pro-
perty owners should also be considered,
and the report of the Committee of the
Whole showed that it took the same
view. The street railway company will
have to pay the entire expense of paw
ing such portion of the street as it may
lay its track through.
The company will be allowed to lay
a single track on Roberts street. 1t
must signify within ten days how much
of the street, commencing at West
Broad, ii will want.
An additional track will be permit
ted on Bay street, between Barnard
and jefferson.
The request of the company to be
allowed to lay a track on Gwinnett
street, between Abercorn and Haber-
sham, was refused.
The request to be allowed to lay
an additional track on West Broad
street, commencing at Stone street and
running nof'thward about 500 feet, was
granted.
Action was postponed at the request
of the company relative to an adj
d1tional track on East Broad street
from Gwinnett street to Duffy.
The grant of the privileges is made
with the proviso that the company
recognize the right of the city to exact
from 1t reasonable car and mileage
taxes accruing from the time the com
pany went into possession of the street
car lines now using the streets of the
city, and also that all tracks must be
laid and constructed under the direc-
ton and supervision of the Committee
On streets and Lanes and to it's sat
isfartiOn
The Savannah morning news., 1902-02-06
TO COMMAND NAVAL MILITIA.
Mr.. It. III. GigniIliat Elected by the
Third Division.

Mr.. Thomas Hayward Gignilliat was
elected to the command of the Third
Division of the Naval Militia at the di-
Visions quarters last night. Capt. Wal
ter e. Coney, adjutant of the First In
fantry, and Lieut.. A. d. Johnston of
Company d of the Savannah Volunteer
Guards superintendent the election.
Mr.. Gignilliat, who will rank as lieu-
tenant, was born Feb. TO- 1868. at Aiken
;. G. He was graduated from the
United States Naval Academy with
credit" in 1888. and cruised for two
years in the Mediterranean and North
seas. After that he received by his
own request, an honorable discharge
from the naval service.
Turning his attention to civil engi-
neering, Mr.. Gignilliat worked for sew
eral years designing and revising plans
for coast Notifications in the office Of
the chief of engineers, u. S. A., at
washington. Important duties in this
connection prevented his volunteering
on the outbreak of hostilities with
Spain, but later on he obtained leave
of absence from the chief of engineers
and took part in the Porto Rican eXpe-
dition in the navy.
Mr.. Gignilliat's education and tastes
fit him admirably for the position to
which he has been elected and it is
expected that the Naval Militia will
grow rapidly under his command Mr..
Gignilliat is principal of the Barnard
Street School
The Savannah morning news., 1902-02-06
HE JUMPED THE ARMY.
Soldier Came to City TO Prosecute
and Disappeared.

After securing leave of absence and
borrowing more than enough money to
defray the expense of the trip to the
city, Private H. H. Parish, an artil-
leryman stationed at Fort Screven,
has disappeared. The man left Tybee
Sunday afternoon for the expressed
purpose of coming to the city to pros
ecute the proprietor of a saloon in the
Tenderloin district, and has not been
seen at the fort since.
Parish had gotten into an alterca-
ton with the saloon man and lodged
complaint at police headquarters,
promising to return Monday morning
to prosecute the case. He told the Of
ficers at the fort that he would be re-
quired in court and received permits
sion to come TO the city and prosecute
the saloon man. Before leaving, it is
claimed, Parish borrowed some money
from men on the reservation. A ser
geant from the fort visited police head
quarters yesterday for the purpose of
finding out what had become of the
private. superintendent Reilly was
unable to furnish the desired infor-
nation.
The soldier showed up at police
headquarters Monday morning, long
before the hour at which court con-
vened. He complained that he had
been beaten out of SIS in poker game
and had some hot words with the desk
sergeant. The mans report was en-
tered on the blotter and he left Since
that time he has not been seen and he
ala not put in an appearance as a
witness before Recorder Myrick. The
non-connmissioned officer was furnish
ed with this information by the su-
perintendent and it is probable that a
search will be made for the missing
private
The Savannah morning news., 1902-02-06

The Plant System Exposition Flyer
leaves Savannah for Charleston via
Plant System $3.50 a. m. Getty time),
arriving Charleston 1890 p. m. Ele-
giant parlo- cars on these trains.
The West Indian Limited leaves Sa-
vannah 2:05 p. m. Getty time). arrives
Charleston $40 p. m, carrying sleep
ing and dining cars.
The New York and Florida Special
leaves Savannah daily, except Sun
day, at 6:15 p. m. Getty time), arrives
Charleston 9:15 p. M, carrying sleep
ing and dining cars.
Those desiring to make an early
mornig arrival at Charleston should
take the New York Express. leaving
Savannah at 2:30 a. m. Getty time),
arriving Charleston $40 a. M, carry
ing sleeping car.
Trains leave Charleston returning
80 p. m. (parlor carr; 1885 p. m.
(sieeping carr; 6:10 a. m. dining carr;
S:45 a. m. New York and Florida
SpeciaD, daily, except Sunday.-ad.
The Savannah morning news., 1902-02-06
A TRIBUTE TO CAPT. ANDERSON.
His Regiment Issued Orders in BOr-
ders of Maurning.

Ills Regiment Issued Orders in BOr-
ders of Maurning.
With mourning borders, copies of gen.
eral orders issued by the commander of
the Ninth Infantry at Calbayog, Samar,
P. l., have been received at Fort
Screven. Order No 50, under date of
Oct. IL, tells of the slaughter of Com
pany C while at breakfast and contains
the names of the heroes who lost their
lives in the unexpected attack made by
the natives.
Order No. 81, under date of Nov. 9,
gives official notice of the death OF
Capt. Robert II. Anderson of this city,
in the hospital at Manila. The order is
signed by Capt. c. r. Noyes, the regi-
mental adjutant, and, concluding, says:
THE sons sturdy integrity, his SOL
diery instinct and bearing, his intelli-
gent interest in and attention to the de-
tails of military administration and
control were inherited characteristics
which marked him in the group of OFF,
GERS with whom he served; his raen
will mourn the loss of one who had
their interests deeply at heart. and his
brother officers will miss his comrade-
ship. his courtliness and his ready ard
kindly aid and help which prHnpted
them to thoughtfulness for others, and
thoroughness in the performance of
duty. The usual badge of mourning will
be worn for thirty days"
The Savannah morning news., 1902-02-06
FUNERAL OF MRS. FERRILL.
Remains Laid to Rest I'm Family
Vault at Laurel Grove.

The funeral of the late Mrs. Matilda
c. Ferrill took place yesterday after
noon from the old family residence, No.
229 Montgomery street. 1t was largely
attended by friends and relatives.
Among the out-of-town relatives in
attendance were Mrs. NJ. " Demere of
Birmingham, a daughter; Mrs. A.
d'Antignac of New York, daughter;
Mrs. r. ID. Andrews of New York,
granddaughter; Mr.. Frank NJ. Demere
of Birmingham, a grandson, and Mr..
Auvergne d,Antignac of Atlanta,
nephew.
Rev. John d. Jordan, pastor of the
First Baptist Church, OF which Mrs.
Ferrill had been a member for nearly
her entire life of 81 years, conducted
the services, which were concluded at
the family vault in Laurel Grove Gem
etery. where the interment took place.
The following gentlemen acted as pail
bearers: Mr.. Frank M. Demere. DR.. c.
c. Schley, Mr.. ]. K. p. Carr Mr.. Au-
vergne d'Antignac. Mr.. Edward Dem
ere and Mr. A. c. Harmon
The Savannah morning news., 1902-02-06
TOOK FIGHTER BACK.
Everett Stanley Must Go to Trial i'm
ATLANTA,

Everett Stanley, the San Francisco
prize fighter known as the Jackson
Vile Mosquito" was taken to Atlanta
yesterday by Detective Sergeant Brown
of that city, where he is wanted en- a
charge of larceny after trust.
Stanley secured Mr.. II H. DeLoach
as his bondsman and then skipped out.
The fighters mother resides in Atlanta,
and II is claimed got Mr.. DeLoach to
sign her sons bond. 1t will be remem-
bered that Stanley was arrested. with
Charlie Rober. on a charge of abduct-
ing Hattie and Bessie Orliff OF Charles
ton, and bringing them to this city.
Later they were committed to jail on
warrants charging seductions. Ar
rangements were made with the county
authorities to have Stanley turned over
on the warrant for larceny after trust,
and he will not have to go to trial on
the charge of seduction. Rober is still
a prisoner in the county jail. i
The Savannah morning news., 1902-02-06

Johnson's Tonic is not mere mer-
chandise, but a life-saver. 1t is the
kind that will cure, and not the kind
that may cure. No better evidence is
needed to establish the fact that IT is
a great medicine than the fact that
more than a hundred limitations are
made of it between Baltimore and Sa>
vannah.
A half dozen men in Savannah with
more enterprise than honor are i'm
itating this Incompatible remedy. In
sist upon having the honest kind. Get
the genuine Johnson's Chill and Fever
Tonic.-ad.