The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1902-11-07

THE VIRGINIA. ENTERPRISE
VIRGINIA, MINI.
W. E. HANNAFORD, Publisher.
A noticeable feature of Stanley Spen-
GERS airship voyage over London was
his safe descent.
1t seems from the exposure Of contem-
plated water frauds in Havana that the
boodlers are not there for their health.
The prevalence of cholera in Palestine
should prompt the authorities to endeav-
or to make the land clean as we'll as holy.
"Jim' Younger was a spectacular
tragedian who might have saved himself
a deal of trouble by making al earlier
exit.
The young man who goes to a football
contest and isn't satisfied with the result
needn't think that he will get his quarter
back.
There will be no battleship American
Boy, but plenty Of American boys will
be found on battleships that fly the Stars
and Stripes.
The New Orleans graveyard insurance
crooks ought to 20 in cahoots with the
Indianapolis ghouls, and insure 'em first
and sell 'em afterwards.
ton, Mr.. Morgan demonstrated the mon
ey-making character Of the concern by
harvesting $5,00O,000 for himself, at the
outset.
The Herreshoffs are said to have re-
ceived orders to construct a new cup de-
fender, and yachting patriots will soon
have another opportunity to suggest
names.
The Mad Mullah's attack will be felt
chiefly by the pockets of the British tax
payers, who seem to be lin for it" con-
tinually as a result Of the pushing colon
ial policy.
A Colorado man is attacking the meat
trust by trying to convince people that
they can live on pure air alone, and
cut the butchers from their lists of &C.
quaintances.
The man who died famous as the in
ventor Of the Cardiff Giant evidently
pinned his faith to Barnum's declaration
that the American people liked to be
humbugged.
The market for prunes will receive a
severe setback if the boarding houses
follow the hotel keepers Of Germany in
cutting off dessert because of the high
prices Of meats.
Mary McLane's arrest on suspicion of
being burglary will give her fresh ad-
vertising and enable her to break into
the Golfers Of book readers with another
bid for notoriety.
While the Roumanians are enforcing
cruel laws intended to make it impos-
sible for Jew to earn his living in
Roumania, the city of London has select
ed Jew for it's lord mayor.
The policeman who sounded the riot
call at Madison may have mistaken bit
of football demonstration for a revolu-
ton. The boys do things strenuously,
nowadays, whenever they start out to
''whoop it up
Computations as to the losses through
the coal strike vary from $26,OOO,OOO to
$15O,OOOOOO, but nobody has yet tried
to figure the loss suffered by the people,
whose interests have never been a, mat
ter of great concern from the start.
The uncertainties Of stage coach trav-
ell still exist. The Tillamook stage, in
Oregon, has been held up, and it's pas
sengers robbed. But didn't something
of the same kind happen on the Chicago
Burlington & Quincy railroad, not long
ago?
Mr.. Ziegler has discharged Mr.. Bald.
win from the Arctic exploration enter
prise, but will retain the hyphen of the
corporate title until he can find an ex-
plorer who knows how to manage an ex.
petition without bringing on fatal per
sonal Quarrels.
The New York doctor who claims tc
have discovered something that makes
the lungs untenable for germs Of tuber
culosis may have what medical science
has been seeking for 10 these many
years-something that will kill germs
without killing their victims.
The survey Of the Grand Canon Of tn,
Colorado confirms it's distinction as on
Of the natural wonders Of the world
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