Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1902-11-30
MFRS. D00'LEV HAS HER SAY
written for the Dispute, BY ]. R Henn.ng.)

ONE firm tn saint any knows-fr J
ont. An me neary 20, with tn era.
ulrs in me head, an four childher to L
.okin afther. let alone man that nlve
arms his han over to do Hex Il,
oren a baby"
..Indade. thin" interrupted Mrs. Hen
,ssy. .he'd be afther .oin' it, II he wa.
inc"
law. I don't know. Talkin's aisy. Ill.
i'll be mn-wh!n they amt tujuts.
.'Yis an wimmen will be winner
hin they amt fools. prisint comp'ny tx
pted,'' retorted Mrs. Hennessy. with
izzical glance at her neighbor.
We'll. amt sayin' that ye'er ray.
arks ar-re not deserved. But it nive.
as half as bad till Misther Dooley jinet
STRIKERS. He amt no miner. We say:
aw. he amt; an whin I SEE that same
him, he SEE. SCI he. he was s'prized a
e. He sthruck firm sympathy. an ht
,ped l didn't think he would be afthel
..r-rkin' whin so many po'r souls VA:
iv job. An he's still sthrilsin
e's out-doin' tn miners thissilves. Az
ere's Kitty. she seq II her Pa won
urruk. she won't, an ye can't get he!
+, tn school TIL very craythur:
GROUND tn place has stflruck. Aive1
= hns has sthopped layin' alggs. IL
ak off right undher ner nose-an' tn.
og is so lazy he won't aiven bar-rk:'
We'll. I niver!" exclaimed Mrs. He:.
,ssy. at gets beyans me. But l se'
esther Doolcy is gettin' to be pub
charrackther, an writin' fr tn pa
.crs.
Sure. yis, an that's tn wur-rst ~ /.
II. Not but what Misther Dooley ain
OF pIinty iv sinse. If l DO say it me.
IF. But he'd show 1t palmer be sthick-
i to his trade an arnin' his dollar an
winty-five cints a day. Wirra. wirra
ut tn writin's J,st spilins him intirelS
v'ry wake he must have somethin' H.,
h Observation-Disclosures he calls thin,
w. he thinks he's a parfect ganius..
But sure. they pay him f'r tn ar
ticElers; don't they?"
Pay him? Ye don't know Misther
,ooley. He's too tickled to death to have
lis name in print to asst f'r amy pay
AN ye don't think tn. additor-rs wuc
ray FIR what they cud git f'r- nawthin:
rhey'r po'r crowd. thin additor-rs. an
hey'll be afther holdin on to tn lastn
,nny as long as tn mkt one. But i
1i1't blamin' thin because MIsther Doc
ley's an idjut. Not long ago he had an
sr-rtickler on iddycation. Much he knows
,bout 1t. whin he can't aiven write his
fr tn priss. as he calls it. he gifts it, all
straight in his mind. an thin he seq it
over to Kitty. an she writes 1t down
f'r him-that's how. She's his sic'tar-ry
But. as was saytn'. he's been writin' on
id6ycation. an tn fr-rst thing he din
was to give slap at tn Pr.s,dint I,
Harvard University. &c.. it was Ike
A COW thryin' to tache mo ckin' bird how
20 sing. behave in iadycation msss.,.
but I don't know that I'm sthruck on
tn poplar kind fist. Whin / was youn--
tn tacher give out tn lls.ons. an I'll.
chi!dher whit home an. steadied thin. an
said thin Mkt dry without tn book.
What they didn't understand they made
out f'r thimselves an what they lerned
they always f'rgot. But In these DAYS ,h.
cht'dherz ARE roo di'icate to steddy out
" school hours. an tn. ;ac-,er has 70
tache thin iv'ry wor-rd in tn. lisson an.
larn 1t tr thin. too. I'm thinkin.' An
what's tn consequences?
why. they turn thin out " scnoo,
filed With facts about Biography. ,ritrne-
tic. an hfSth.ry. but IL We asst thin, to
cook a males rittlcs or count IN tn.
mar-rketin' bill, they ain t. no more use
thin q jay bird. They's heap, ~ mis-.
thakes made be THIN as wants to b
called Indicators. Now. j.st look at that
sflsther CARNEGIE. Hes afther htlpfn.
% cause " iddycatton be ttvtn. away lrA.