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Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1902-11-14
Must Have an "Organ."

Mr.. Chaplin denies the report pub
lished in the Olympian that the Olym-
pia Development Co. had bought the
printing material used by the Recorder,
and intended to continue its publica.
ton, but acknowledges that had the
publishers of that paper followed Mr..
G. in his bolt of the Republican party
and published an "independent" pa.
per. they would have helped them to
unload their holding and increased the
stock to $4,000. He says that they
(the Peoples University branch of the
Olympia Development Coz expect,
"when the right time comes" to start
a publishing house, and to publish an
Independent newspaper and q maya.
zine, backed by sufficient capital to
make them = success. That is . cheer.
full prospect in this necessarily limited
field for those who have made condi.
tions possible for the Development
Company to exist for exploiting an
enterprise that is designed to over
shadow them all. Mr.. G. says that
nothing could induce the University
people to hold an interest in q polit.
icar paper. Now We would like to in
quire what 10 independence in politics
but another name for bushwacking In
partyism Those delegates who with
drew from the Republican county con.
vention were certainly independent,
from q political standpoint, but they
were determinedly, designedly and
strenuously partisan, when they called
. mass meeting, at the Higgins hotel,
to put up ticket in opposition to the
regular nominees. We use the Incl
dent simply to define the shade Of dif-
ference which exists between political
endeavor and party zeal. as we'll as to
show how difficult it may be to keep
the one from merging into and con-
trolling the other. Man must be more
perfected than the average regenerated
human being to steer successfully be:
tween Scylla and Charybdis in politi-
cal matters.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1902-01-10
Arertinr a Panic

On one occasion John Philip Sousa by
his promptness was the direct means
of stopping panic which might have
had the most disastrous results. While
his band was playing before 1900 peo-
pie in st. Louis the electric lights in
the hall went ont suddenly. People
began to move uneasily In their seats.
and some even began to make a rush
for the doors. Coolly tapping with his
baton, Sousa gave signal, and imme-
diately his band began playing. "Oh,
Dear, What Can the Matter Be?" A
tiny ripple OF laughter that went round
the audience showed that confidence
had partially been restored When the
band began to play "Wait Till the
Clouds Roll By" the laughter deep
ened .nto roar Of merriment that
only ended when the lights were turn
ed on again.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1902-01-10
THE BATTLE OF LIFE.

Begin life where you are.
Go to work earnestly and confident,
ly.
Carefully look over what is TO be
done.
Keep a cool head and cultivate
poise.
Do not be overcome by seeming mis-
takes.
Do as well as you can what lies near.
est at hand.
Only weak people are cast down by
apparent failures and blunders.
Sometimes our apparent mistakes
help us along more than our seeming
success
Errors are sometimes very expensive
but, then, again. they often save In the
long run more than they cost.
Those who win In life's battles are
the brave, courageous ones who looI
upon all experience as being educa
tional
Meet your difficulties and problems
calmly and with a belief that II you
do your part they will be solved and
overcome in the best way.-Chicago
Live Stock World.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1902-01-10

A good story is related OF an English
theatrical manager WI. ~ thrift and
hard work. had amassed a fortune.
Previous to the production OF one
play the stage carpenters had to repair
a trap, and the head carpenter went to
the manager and Informed him that 1t
could not be done In the dark.
well, lad, thee won't have t gas"
answered the manager. Here, TAX
this and buy a candle"
And he handed him a halfpenny.
The carpenter pleaded that they
wanted two In order TO get sufficient
light.
How long will t job TAX thee?"
asked the manager.
about ten minutes" was the reply.
'Then cut Z candle In two" was the
answer. "Thee won't have any more
money"
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1902-01-10
GA - TIC ErA
ssastss 1hs kai yN hsm WAS tsrt'
ss. = r. IT.
ENLIGHTENED THE COURT.

"A story OF Lord Morrf.' DARING a.
an Adsoests.
Lord Morris possessed an almost IN
exhaustible fund OF humor. which. II
may be said. was not always apprec,ar.
ed in the house or lords. The following
story Is perhaps illustrative OF his dar-
ing as an advocate rather than his
qualities as a humorist: On one coca.
sion an irritable Judge Interrupted him
In the middle OF a law argument by
saying testify. 81 don't understand n
single word. sir. OF your notice OF mo.
ton"
Not single wordY' said young
Morris. THAT Is very unfortunate. INV
lord must endeavor To explain
Young Morris then read over the notice
OF motion with exaggerated emphasis.
Sir: Take notice that on April Q. or on
the first opportunity thereafter. counsel
on behalf OF the plaintiff will apply
TO this honorable court for an order
that" and so on. Now, my lord, TO
proceed with my explanation. Sir
That. my lord. is the monosyllabic
mode OF address adopted by the sole
itor for the plaintiff TO the solicitor for
the defendant. Ii Is curt, my lord. and
indicates that the parties are now at
arms length; but it is not dlscourteous.
nor does II preclude the possibility OF
friendly private relations between the
solicitors. Take notice. This. your
lordship will observe, is In the nature
or n warning. The object is that the
solicitor shall be prepared for the ap.
phcation, and. above all. that he shall
have an opportunity TO instruct and fee
counsel to resist the motion. 'On April
o. That day Is now past. my lord and
therefore unavailable for the making
or this motion. Or ON the first oppor.
tunity thereafter That, my lord. Is
the present occasion. Counsel ON be-
half of the plaintiff That, my lord. is
the humble individual who appears be
fore you. VIII apply to this honorable
court That is the learned and cour
teous judge whom 1 have the honor TO
address. For an ORDER That, INV
lord
But the judge had heard enough. eco
on with your motion. Mr.. Norris" he
said. Joining In the general laughter.
Il have learned my lesson."-London
Law Times.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1902-01-10
A Lucky Bargain.

1t is said that foreman stereotyper
In London printing works has bad a
curious windfall. Going to a sale OF
musical instruments. he purchased an
old harpsichord for 20 shillngs, be-
cause. having hobby for fretwork. he
fancied the wood OF the front panel
When he got his purchase home, he
dissected 1t. lie then discovered that
the harpsichord had double back,
and presently between the boards he
found very old Bank Of England notes
the total face value OF which amount
ed to 10000.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1902-01-10

Mark Twain once told to q party OF
friends the following story on himself!
On one occasion when he started on
a trip down the Mississippi river ON a
fiatboat he was advised never to an.
swer the questions asked by rivermen
on other boats and never to handy
words with them. as he would be sure
always to come out second best. He
followed the advice religiously for q
time. but one day he thought he saw
a chance to get the better OF a river.
man who called out:
"Hey, thar, what yer loaded with?''
"Jackasses. Don't you want to come
aboardr' yelled back Twain.
THAT'S whut I reckoned, SEEM as
how they let ther biggest donkey hey
Their run OF the deckw came back.
Twain made a dive below as all the
rivermen in the neighborhood set up a
derisive laugh at his expense.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1902-01-10
Profitable Investment.

II was troubled FOR about seven years
with my stomach ard in bed half my
Time, says E. Demisk, SomervilIe. Ind.
spent about 81, 900 and never could
get anything to help me until 1 tried
Aodoi Dyspepsia Cure. have taken a
CIV bottles and am entirely we'll. You
don't live by what you eat, but by what
you digest your food you eat really
starving Kodol Dyspepsia Cure does
the stomacn's work by digesting. the
1000. You don't have TO diet. Eat all you
want. kodoi Dyspepsia Cure cures all
stomach tronbles.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1902-01-10
FUN FOR THE DINNER TABLE
suRgestiOns by which Hostess Can
make" Conversation.

'Make" Converaation.
A hostess always finds that Il re-
quires more tact to keep the ball OF
conversation rolling while her guests
are at table than any other time. The
Following suggestions may prove OF
value as an Ice breaker:
To each guest give card on one side
OF which il n dainty pen and ink
sketch of some vegetable. an artistic
bunch or celery, lettuce or fruit. On
the opposite side have the heading:
"How SOME OTHER PEOPLE ATE"
Below have the following statements.
the descriptions TO be answered by
words ending In 'ate:'
No. 1 never ate alone-Associate
No. never ate with his superiors-
Subordinate.
No. 3 ate very dalntily-Delicate.
No. ate In the most lusty way-In-
vigorate
No. ate like somebody else-Imi-
tate.
No. @ ate so that he constantly grew
worse-D eteriorate
No. ate IN high places-Elevate.
No. 8 ate In way that compelled at
Jention-F'asciE@.e
No. o ate with other representatives
Delegate.
No. 10 ate with the politicians-Can-
didate
No. ii never ate today what he could
leave until ACKNOWLEDGEMENT
No. II ate SO that his food was well
chewed-Masticate.
No. 10 ate more than was necessary
Exaggerate.
No. Ia was always the last one TO eat
-Terminate.-What to Eat
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1902-01-10

FOOLED THE COLONEL.
The Way Paddy Brannigaa outms-
neuvered His SUPERIOR.

neo7creo tAts superior.
The colonel. or "Old Daddy as he
was usually called, had a habit OF
strolling round the camps at most un.
seasonable hours. Sentrles had 10 be-
continually on the alert, Tor nothing
would have given "Old Daddy" great
er satisfaction than to have pounced
on some luckless one who might think
the midnight hours suitable for a quiet
snooze.
Paddy Brannigan made that mistake
once. There In the quiet moonlight
he sat, all unconscious OF the colonel's
presence, his rifle laid against the tent
himself buried in slumber. Gently the
rife was lifted from it's place. But
sorne good angel awoke Paddy In time
to see the colonel making his way tc
the guard tent. Paddy missed his rife
at once and followed the colonel with
the caution of prairie cat.
Outside the guard tent stood the
wooden rack which held the rifles of
the guard. and into IL "Old Daddy" pIac.
ed Paddy's rife. himself entering the
tent to call the sergeant In charge
This was Paddy's opportunity. He
grabbed his rifle and was back at his
post In an instant. The colonel brought
the sergeant outside and ordered him
to count the rifles.
"AI correct, SIR" said the sergeant.
Nothing OF the sort. There Is an ex.
ira rife there That l am certain OF,
for l put 1t there myself"
Il beg your pardon. sir. but the mum.
Der Is quite correct" again replied the
somewhat amazed sergeant.
Come with me-come with me this
instant, and I'll soon let you see what
/ mean"
The sergeant followed his chief. won.
dering what was going TO happen.
Haiti Who goes thereT' rang out
clear and sharp in the night air from
the now wideawake Paddy.
This was more than "Old Daddy"
had ever dreamed OF. For moment he
was paralyzed. Then he marched
straight up to Paddy. gazed into his
swee1y innocent face and, with q
well, I'm bowed" turned on his heel
and vanished.-Scotsman.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1902-01-10
HERoIsM AZ A FIRE.


limo hoWn Nirst.
NOT long ago a hotel was part,arv
burned and was the scene OF some SEN
sauonal escapes as well a. az mo-,
than one death young woman ,va.
telling OF her experiences ON thar
night. when she and friend occnpset
a room on the third floor. Thev hsa
Deen taiking until n late hour. when
sney Were startled by the CRY OF 'Firep,
we jumped mp" said the girl. "and
rushed TO the door. Flames filled the
corriuor The elevator shaft and the
hre escapes We're quite cut OF from ms
ana nothing remained for the peonIe
on our side but to use the Vvindorr.
AS Kate and l stared ONT ar tho -,
So" :" horror one or two people pass
~ tue windows. letting themselves
u""n oy the ropes. We looked out at
mem, uazed FOR moment. and the
crowd below shouted, Don't tumnI,
1hen my brain cleared. I am pretty
eooo at climbing. and somehow the
iuea OF my being injured never enter
Ell my head. said to Kate: 'Ouickf
rake the rope and let yourself DOWN.
Kate turned TO me and said ouIetlv
put hrmly; L am stronger than Won.
You go first
L won't. said I. with insinuatine
contempt You know 1 can always
take care OF myself
i shan't so first said Kate.
Then we both lost our tempers-
Kate, said. your chief fault always
was obstlnacy.'
Oh said she I'm whitening scorn
and you're not at all obstinate stav.
Ing up here To burnr
zone form after another passed the
WINDOW The flames shone brighter
than ever. | was furious at Kate and
she ut me. We shook our fists at each
other The crowd shouted. Don't
jump" and | shrieked back at them:
I'm not going TO jump. you idIotsi res
Hates faultv
Really. when think OF the names
we called each other, standing there
with death creeping closer every mo-
ment, blush. The crowd yelled fran
tcally. 1 won't go trstr / shouted Mt
Kate.
I won't stir an inchr she shrieked
at me.
Then Wen dier cried melodra-
matlcally.
Don't be n fooll Take the roper
she yelled.
No! | shouted. Just then there
was great shove mt the door. and the
nremen shouted In the corridor, it's all
outV Kate and fell into each others
arms Historically. We vowed never
to speak of our idiocy. but we have q
sense OF humor, and so we've both told
the story OF our heroism." New York
Tribune.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1902-01-10
How TO Teach a Per 20 n,se a n.,,.

How TO Teach a Pet 20 Ride a Bali.
Many readers have doubtless seen
bears standing on rolling ball and
maintaining their balance perfectly
while rolling 1t about the arena. I
have a bear who delights 20 do the
trick He can scarcely wait for his
time 20 come 60 perform. He was
taught, as they are all taught. by Jog
Cling his pedestal while lie tried 10
keep from being Jostled Off. Gradual
ly the pedestal was substituted for n
ball with many hat places on Il. and
this was followed by perfect sphere.
He has been performing two years
now, and / have never known him to
slip and fall ofr.-Frank Leslie's Pop
ular Monthly.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1902-01-10
Pale, Pvay Children

III child has hid smelling breath. II
it habitually picks It's n0se. * " is cross
and nervous, If IL does not sleep sounuly.
~ IL - hoitow-eyed, " Il has a pale.
oi0odiesS scomuleNion. u Il Is growing
thin ana lifeleSS, giAe IL Mothers Worm
syrup and you will remove the cause of
IT'S distress quickly. Then Will its little
cheeks get red and rosy, Its appetite and
health improve. Price Is only Is cents.
NO othel worm killer 80 effective.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1902-01-10
MANY SCHOOL CHILDREN ARE srcK,.y-

Mother q avs Sweet Powders for
Children, used ny Mother Gray's a nurse
IN Children's Home, New York. Brenkes
Colds IN "a hours, cure r. verishness,
Headache, Stonac Tr 'ubler, Teething
Disorders, aud Destroy Worms. At AL
druggist, 25c. Sample maihd FREE.
Address, Allen Olnist'd, Leroy. N. Y.
A CERTAiN CURE -oR CHnnLArNs.
Shake into your shoes Aliens Foot
Ease. " powder. IL cures Chilblains,
Frostbit's, Daur, Sweating, Swollen
feet. At all Druggist and Shoe Stores
400
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1902-01-10
Is Lite Worth L,yincs

Then don't a~glect cough or cold -
p"ctally whs onl, twenty tive C va vii i;
eo> bfii. ~ N~Nicsn SN'0e Il 4, t.
NtI.ln. So a - n.a g.. $40, -,
et nteo nsid ~eil d, 49, 49,, e.a.i
m . ,he = ~t.nsunials ..s the wia.,p..
a'"l,i''i each bot L. that erhve this ,~n,.
~ more sure ar drap seated clAt~. habit
uat c"usains anu evee eonSumDtion, tnan
any other remedy known Is physicians
MANY OF whom recommend and prescribe
II where less eracaelous remedLes fatl -
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1902-01-10
AN Emerson Thoueht.

He who knows that power is in the
soul, that he is weak only because he
has looked for good out OF him and
elsewhere and, so perceiving, throws
himself unhesltatingly on his thought,
instantly rights himself, stands In tile
erect position. commands his limbs.
works miracles. just as a man who
stands on his feet Is stronger than a
man who stands on his head.--Ralph
Waldo Emerson.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1902-01-10
Heads Should Never Ache.

Never endure this trouble. Use at
once the remedy that stopped il for Mrs.
n. A, Webster, OF Winnie, Va.,-she
writes DR.. Kings New Life Pills wholly
cured me OF sick headaches ] had suffer.
ed for twosyears, Cure Headache, con
stipation. Biliousness. 25c at John f.
jackson drug store.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1902-01-10

Fond Mother-Oh. am so glad you
came in! 1 don't know what on earth
ails the baby.
Caller-Shall run for the doctor.
Fond Mother-No. tor an interpreter.
His French nurse left suddenly today,
and nobody can understand what he
says.-Waye.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1902-01-10
Going Right Ahead

Alphonso--Gwendolyn. why are you
so cruel as 70 keep me waiting for my
answer 1t Ia now ten minutes since
l asked you to be my wife.
Gwendolyn-Oh, pardon me. | for
got l was simply choosing my brides.
maids.-Brooklyn Life.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1902-01-10
Ab.uraix Particulnr..

why did you resign from your
clubY' he asked.
"Oh. they were so absurdly partic-
ular," she replied.
"Howf''
why, the chairman wouldn't let me
talk just because some one else was
talking-as II that made any differ.
ence."-Chicago Post.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1902-01-10
Pain Can Sc On e0

Why suffer paln2 PRlnis try ing to kill
you. why not Kill palh? Nothing kills
pain, neither Internal or external, so
quickly and So effectively as Gooch's
quick relief. Cures cramp and Collie.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1902-01-10

The real old fashioned woman takes
a folded handkerchief to church with
her and brings 1t home still folded
Atchison Globe.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1902-01-10

Men sorne...2Sc Ioceac.c wiser as they
grow older. but they seldom become
less foOlish.-ChIcago News.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1902-01-10

Said an freshman, what n melnn-
choly sight Il would be II all the people
In the world were blindp'
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1902-01-10

The cheerful man is one who prac.
tces the art OF having things as he
would have them.-National Magazine
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1902-01-10
A comoIefe Cure

When you take Gooch's Sarsaparlla YOU
ma tia complete cure bad blood.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1902-01-10
PHe-me Cures Piles

Money Refunded II II ever fails.
ANTI-AaUE cures chills and fever.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1902-01-10

JohnnL-Why. two. OF course.
Father-Exactly. And when some
other man steps on that orange peel
he sees the serious side OF II and you
see the humorous side.-London Tit
Bits
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1902-01-10
Roth sides.

Johnnie-What does Il mean by "see
Ing the humorous and the serious side
OF thingsT
Father-Well. my son. take n bit OF
orange peel, for example. How many
sides has it7
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-04-02
Wallace Was Dangerous Man.

Evidence in correspondence, receiv-
ed at La Junta from Missouri. makes
it positive that w. H.. Wallace, who
was lynched last week. entered a plea
of guilty for assault and was sentenced
to two years Imprisonment in the PEN
itentiary at Jefferson City, Mo-, Janu-
airy 9. 1883. He had been arrested twice
before that on similar charges.
On the evening of January 10 last
Wallace came to the santa Fe hospita
at La Junta and asked to have his face
dressed, stating that he had fallen
from the train while coming into La
Junta and cut his face severely. Upon
looking up the date it was found that a
house had been broken into that night
and that the burglar was shot at. The
discharge being so close to him and
coming through a window, it is thought
the cut on his face came from the fly.
ing glass. His wounds were dressed
at the hospital.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-04-02
Homestead Entry No. 6797.)
Notice for Publication.

Department of the Interior, Land OF
nee at Santa Fe, N. NJ, March 10,
NOTICE is hereby given that the fol
lowing named settler has filed notice
OF his intention to make final proof
in support of his claim, and that said
proof Will be made before the probate
clerk OF Bernalillo county at Albuquer.
que, N. M, on April 10, 1902, viz: Man.
e gutierrez y Garcia, for the Ek
NWA. Eh SWA. sec. "a, T. 9 NJ, r.
6 K.
He names the following witnesses TO
prove his continuous residence upon
and cultivation of said land, wifi:
Miramon Lucero, Santiago Garcia,
Jose Sanchez. Atilano Tapia, all OF
Escobosa, N. NJ. :"
MANUEL r. OTERO,
Register
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1902-04-02
Homestead Entry No. 6S77.)
Notice of Publication,
Department of the Interior. Land OF

Department of the Interior, Land Office
at Santa Fe, N. NJ, March IL, 1902.
Notice Is hereby given that the fol
lowing named settler has filed no<tce
of his Intention to make final prook In
support of his claim, and that said
proof will be made before the Register
or Receiver at Santa Fe. N. NJ, on
April rs, 1902. viz: P~antaleon Nieto
for the Sh NEA 81 NWK of Section
6, T s N, R Z e N M P M.
He names the following witnesses to
prove his continuous residence upon
and cultivation of said land. viz: Es-
teleno Ortega, of Escobosa, N. NJ;
Manuel Mora y Martin, Of Escobosa, N.
M; Jose B. Lebario, Of Escobosa, N.
NJ; Luz Marines, of Escobosa, N. M.