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The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1902-03-27

Marconi Is passing through one Of the
stages necessary to undying fame as an
inventor. The Paris savants deny that
he is an Inventor at all
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1902-03-27

It will take time. but the nations. one
after another, will round out tile definl-
ton OF their respective attitudes to-
v ard the United States In the Spanish
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1902-03-27

We can readily believe that the ma
lions capitol. among other t-iAgs Ear-
bors typhoid aud grip germs, but lock
jaw-never.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1902-03-27

An enormous increase in England's
rational debt is noted. indicating that
john Bull Is not getting anything in
South Africa at reduced rates.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1902-03-27

An Eastern profe sor says the people
to death. Has be ever looked around
the Office when band was marching
down the street?
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1902-03-27

When there Is a lull of week be-
tween battles on the isthmus one never
knows whether 1t is a new revolution
started or one of the old ones brought
back to life
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1902-03-27

1t must be admitted as we go along
that Minister WI is man who is thor
oughly on to the curves Of his job
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1902-03-27

Some men with small incomes are so
foolish wbrn in love that they cau no
more afford having girl than they
could an automobile.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1902-03-27
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A man never really begins to live I'M
Ill be Is dead in 1--we.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1902-03-27

The shrines of the people are the
lr.hplaces OF the great poets Not one
OF them Is palace.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1902-03-27

The vegetarians say man may live
a hundred years on vegetables and cold
water. But Is Ii worth while?
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1902-03-27

1t seems that in CHM it is not "the
man behind the gun" but the woman
behind the screen
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1902-03-27

A little luck and a FOOLS ignorance
have made many tine reputation for
bravery.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1902-03-27

God seldom looks into the house
where there are no little finger marks
on the wallis
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1902-03-27

The redoubtable King of Siam really
doesn't know how large his family is.
He catalogues only first editions.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1902-03-27

It's a striking coincidence that the
things boy likes to throw AT break
easiest.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1902-03-27

Death has turned out TO be fine
racehorse- Death wins in the end.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1902-03-27

BEING gentleman Is the most dih-
cult thing in the word.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1902-03-27

Before going to work In the morning
the chimney sweep carefully Jiiiies his
face
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1902-03-27

" makes n woinun angry II SHE IA
unable TO Interest man and " lie -
Interested she loses Interest III him
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1902-01-30
SToRIE5

In spite of its capacity for hard work.
the elephant seldom sleeps more than
four. or occasionally five. hours a day.
There are eight hundred public baths
in Toxic, which are patronized daily by
three hundred thousand persons. The
charge is about half a cent.
The New Hampshire Historical Soci-
ETY. has the original patent on process
for the use of steam in propelling boats.
1t was issued to Samuel Morley. March
%. 1895, and was signed by George
Washington.
Twenty years ago hardly 20 per cent
of our man-Of-war's men were native
born, and not 80 per cent even natural
lied citizens. To-day fully 80 per cent
are American citizens, and nearly 40
per cent are American born.
Texas is the largest State in the
Union, with an area of 266,0ll square
miles, and Rhode Island the smallest
with 1,247 square miles. Texas would
make 213 States as large as Rhode Isl,
and, and have four hundred square
miles left over. or more than twice as
much as in the District of Columbia.
The Department of Agriculture is anx,
ious to encourage the growing of flow
ers for perfume-making in this country,
and attention is called to the fact that
conditions in the Southern States. and
particularly in Southern California. are
exceptionally favorable for industries
of this kind. 1t Is believed that In Cali.
fornia the essential oil, or altar of roses.
might be produced on an extensive
scale to great advantage.
During the burning of the Standard
Oil Company's tanks at Bayonne, n. j.,
July, 1900, an immense column of
smoke, shaped at the top like an um-
breIla, rose into the air. where very
little wind was stirring, to an elevation.
measured by triangulation, Of 13,4ll
feet, or more than two miles and half.
Above the column white clouds formed
in an otherwise cloudless sky. and re-
mained visible for two days, the fire
continuing to burn and the smoke to
rise. After the explosion of gas oil
tank flames shot up to height of 1900
feet, and the heat radiated from them
was felt at a distance Of mile and
three-quarters, where it was more no
ticeable than close to the fire.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1902-01-30
MILLIONS A YEAR
INCREDIBLE AMOUNT OF MONEY
L0STBYThE WORKING CLASSES.
An Interview With George V. Hammond.
OF Tacoma. wash, Man Who
Talks from Experience,

The money lost annually by skilled
workmen of all occupations figures up
to millions OF dollars and is becoming
greater every year. This amount OF
money represents mainly time lost and
the serious effect upon the social COM
fort of the workingnlen and their fam
lilies is evident. Mr.. George V, Ham,
mond, of Tacoma, Wash, said the
other day;
''I have lost my share of time but l
am thankful to say that have not been
losing any of late"
"You don't look as ii you had lost
much through sickness"
''No, and I don't feel so. But the
fact remains that l was i very sick
man. took cold along in 1889 and
rheumatism settled in my arms and
shoulders. | suffered for three years
and nothing relieved me until in April,
1892, upon the Recommendation of my
sister, | began the use of Dr. Williams
Pink Pills for Pale People and found
relief in the second box. took five
boxes in all and now am entirely cured
and have had no occasion to use them
since.
Mr.. Hammond resides at No. 6lO
n. Steele street, Tacoma, Wash, and
at the request of the reporter made atfi-
davit TO his above statement before
James Fl. Dege, notary public, on
July ), 1901.
There is a popular idea that rheuma-
tism is caused by exposure to cold and
that some localities are infected with
it more than others. Such conditions
frequently promote the development of
the disease, but, from the fact that
rheumatism runs in certain families,
it is shown to be hereditary and, con-
sequently a disease of the blood.
Frequently an individual, in whose
family rheumatism has not occurred, !,
develops the disease, and when dag
nosis of the case is made, it is general
" found that the ailment is due to a
arrangement of the blood.
External applications may afford tenn
porary relief, but to cure the disease it
is necessary to treat it through the
blood.
DR.. Williams Pink Pills for Pale
People go directly to the seat of the dis
order, pruifying and enriching the
blood by eliminating poisonous ele-
ments and renewing health giving
forces. They are a positive specific
not only for rheumatism, but for such
diseases as locomOtor ataxia, partial
paralysis, St. Vitus dance, sciatica, neu-
ralgia, rheumatism, nervous headache
the after effects of grip or fevers, and OF
other acute diseases, palpitation of the
heart, pale and sallow compilations and
all forms of weakness, either in male or
female. DR.. Williams Pink Pills for
Pale People are sold by all dealers or
will be sent postpaid on receipt OF
price, fifty cents box; six boxes, two
dollars and fifty cents, by addressing
DR.. Williams Medicine Company,
Schenectady, N. Y. Be sure to get the
genuine; substitutes never cured any
body.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1902-01-30
An Old Timepiece.

An interesting exhibit at the Smith
sonian Institution is an old German
clock that was ticking about fifteen
years before the birth of the great
American republic. 1t keeps good time
and is 140 years old. 1t is made OF
hard wood and the work was all done
by hand. Every piece of the mechan.
ism is highly polished. and it is put to-
gether with wrought rivets of
brass. The parts show very little wear
and the time piece is so carefully con-
structed that it does not vary a second
in time during twenty-four hours.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1902-01-30
COMFORT N BOYs' CLOTHING.

Remember that the most essential
thing to chlld's appearance Is COM
fort. Unless the little fellow Is at ease
in his garments he viii not look well,
and, as a general rule, the more simply
children are clothed the better will be
the result II Is such a mistake to put
a healthy, frolicking young chap into
stiff. illfitting suit OF clothes, with a
collar that plnehes and shoes that are
uncomfortable, In the attempt TO make
the proper appearance. How much
better an easy-dttins. simple little suit
with shoes that are neat and comfort'
able, and well.made waists and linen
collars. For. after all, style does not
consist so much In the garment as the
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1902-01-30
Wind.Up of Mourning Period.

The years court mourning for the
late Queen Victoria will come to an
end on January %. If the opening of
parliament should take place, as is ex-
pected, on the following day, it will b9
the first full state ceremonial function
of the new reign. On the opening day
Of the season the king will be accom-
panied by the queen and by all tie
members Of the royal family who may
be then in England.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1902-01-30
earl c.aosan'. Immense Estate.

Some idea of Earl Cadogan's wealth
may he gathered from the fact that
some Is or Il years ago he expended
quarter million pounds on the purchase
Of the Cullord estate, In Suffolk, and
tho rebuilding Of the houos, shortly
after this he presented an extensive site
in Chelsea, known as Blocklands, to the
Guinness trust, for tho erection of
worknen's dwellings. II is probable
that during the next few years his
wealth will be doubled.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1902-01-30
STARE on ONO, CRY OF roLEDo, }

LUCAS COUNTY. -.
FRANK J. CHENEY makes oath that he is the
senior parter Of the firm of F. J. CHENEY & Co.,
doing business in the City OF Toledo County
and State aforesaid, and that said firm will paw
the sum oil ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS for each
and every case of Catarrh that cannot be cured
By the use of Halls CATARRH CURE
FRANK j. CHENEY
Sworn 70 before me and subscribed in my
presence, this sth day of December, A. d. 1856
A. ". GLEASON,
t Notary Public
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally and acts
directly on the blood and mucous surfaces OF
the system. Send for testimonials, free.
F. J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, o.
Sold by druggists, 75c.
Halls Family Pills are the best.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1902-01-30
l;,, Knlve, n ouarrels

In Burmah in Ceylon, and, though
fortunately in lesser degree, in Ma
dras, quarrels are constantly occurring
in which knives are brought into play
and serious wounds inflicted, resulting
more than often not in death. The
knives used in Ceylon are sheath
knives, and for long the law abiding
community has been trying to get the
authorities insist on these knives being
made with button on the tip, They
would thus be rendered harmless for
stabbing, while still available for
legitimate use.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1902-01-30
Russsl Sass's Lunches.

According to the popular tradition
Russell Sage sustains life when down
town with cracker, red apple and a
glass of water. This is as wide of the
fact as are many such stories about
prominent men. Mr.. Sage is not only
"nice" in regard to what he eats, but
hearty trencherman and an excellent
authority on all that goes to make up
hearty meal.--New York Press.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1902-01-30
Motor, for Fire Ensin

The FIRST town in England to do away
with horses at the fire stations Is Ec-
cles. Mayor +, Smith has supplied the
engine houses with powerful little mo-
tors, which were proved successful in
every way. Tho engine carries FIVE
men, four ladders, 800 yards Of hose.
two standpipes and other appliances,
1t is driven by a seven horse power
double cylinder water cooler engine
fitted with variable ignition.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1902-01-30
Not Iost FntlreIv.

Miss Maude-No, Mr.. Smith, 1 can
never be your wife, but will always
be your sister.
Mr.. Smith-I'm afraid, Miss Maude,
that you will not long accord me even
that comfort.
Miss Maude-0h, don't worry about
that. have just promised to marry
your brother.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1902-01-30

Pa.ru.na IL known from the Atlantic
to the paeihc- Letters OF congratula-
tion and commendation testitying 10 the
merits Of Pe.ru.na as a catarrh remedy
are pouring in from every state In tho
union. Or, Hartman is receiving hum
dreds Of such letters daily, All classes
write these letters, from tho highest 70
the lowest.
The outdoor laborcr, the indoor arti-
san, the clerk, the editor, tho states
man, the preacher-all agree that Pc
ru-na Ia the catarrh remedy OF the ago,
The stage and fostrum, recognizing
catarrh as their greatest enemy, are
especially enthusiastic in their praise
and testimony,
ANY man who wishes perfect health
must be entirely free from catarrh,
Catarrh is well-nigh universal; almost
omniprosent. pe-ru-na is the only
absolute safeguard known, A cold is
the beginning Of catarrh. To prevent
colds, 10 cure colds, is to cheat catarrh
out OF its victims. Pc.ru-na not only
cures catarrh, but prevents. Every
household should be supplied with this
great remedy for coughs, colds and so
forth.
The governor OF Oregon is an ardent
admirer of Pe-ru.na. lie keeps 1t con-
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1902-01-30
To Cure Stammerers.

1t is said that stammerers rarely, il
ever, show any impediment Of speech
when speaking in whispers. On this
fact a new method Of treatment has
been advocated, which is as follows:
For the first ten days speaking is pro-
hibited. This will allow rest to the
voice and constitutes the preliminary
stage of treatment. During the next
ten days speaking is permissible In the
whispering voice, and, in the course Of
the next fifteen days, the ordinary con-
versational tone may be gradually en-
ployed.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1902-01-30

Sand what are you makingr" we
asked OF the Intelligent Artisan, as we
admired tho play Of his brawny mus
cles.
"Makin cowcatehers for milk trains, =
he replied without looking up from his
work.
Whereat we passed on, marveling
greatly at the intricacies of modern sci-
ence.-Baltimor American.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1902-01-30
Indian Territory Coal Deposits.

Some idea of the value of the coal
deposits in Indian territory can be
gained when it is known the average
thickness of the vein is four feet, which
will produce 4 900 tons to the acre.
These lands are leased in lots of 900
acres each, which means that 800, 900
to 1900, 900 tons can be produced by
those leasing the land. On this output
the lessees pay a royalty of eight cents
ton. The output during the last year
was / 1,900,127, as against 1,400, AL
tons the previuos year.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1902-01-30
Where Vanity Rules.

A wfench explorer has discovered on
the west coast of Africa what he regards
as the vainest people on earth, They
are the Pahonins, a warlike tribe,
whose main employment is the adorn-
ment of their persons, chiefly by means
of tattooing. Great ingenuity is also
exhibited in dressing their hair, which
in many cases is arranged in astonish-
ingly elaborate fashion.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1902-01-30
Profits In Altar Of Roses.

One Of the most profitable products
of Bulgaria is the oil or altar OF roses,
which amounts to more than 81 900, 900
annually. The town OF Skipka, where
was fought the decisive battle Of tho
Turko-Russian war, on the 7th OF
July, 1877, is the center of the rose
gardens.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1902-01-30
Best Monument TO Mckinley.

There has been much planning for
suitable memoriatls to William Me-
Kinley. There could be no more ap-
propriate tribute paid to his memory
than the completion of trans-isthmian
canal, which in his last public utter
ance he advocated as project essential
to the full success of trade expansion.
The canal when built should stand as Il
monument to the far sighted president
who did more than any other man to
make its construction necessary
National Magazine for December.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1902-01-30
A Bad Break in Society.

Jack Fortune-Hunt-Yes, she reject
ed me and all because of bad break ]
made when I was proposing.
Dick Adams-What was that?
Jack Fortune-Hunter-Oh / told her
she was one in a thousand. She thinks
she's one Of the Four Hundred.-Cath-
Olic Standard,
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1902-01-30

way they are made, and the manner OF
wearing them. One of the prettiest lit
tie oyercoats for a youngSter OF 8 to .
years is made OF tan or brown 6ersey'
with a double-breasted front and pref
ty belt OF patent leather, fastening
with heavy brass harness buckle,
Turnover velvet collar, forming a
small hood in the back of the coat.
Brass buttons aud Tam o'Shanter cap
of tan leather.
The second lad shows a very popular
suit OF Scotch goods In mixed brown,
The trousers have q slight bloomer ef-
feet. and are very loose and comfort
able. Norfolk coat. with yoke in front
and back. Single-breasted, and belt of
same material
The last suit is made of the ever pop
ular navy blue serge, which never
wears out. The little single-breasted
vest and eutaway coat make a very
swell little suit. with short trousers.
which are pressed with a slight crease
in front. The white vests are effective
with this style of coat.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1902-01-30

A church was considerable time
without pastor, A great number OF
persons Of varied talents preached to
them with view of obtaining the post.
All went well until he gave out the
text, 'See that We refuse not him that
speakeh. Imagine the CONSERVATION
the people experienced when he read
out the text in lofty and commanding
manner. He was unaware OF the feel
ing he created. The people did the OPP
posite from the text. The young man
was not called.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1902-01-30
tiornv.Hsnded,

When the labor organizations turned
out the other day several well known
politicians were seen in their ranks.
"Didn't know those fellows be-
longed," said querolous onlooker.
"Oh yes" said a man of informa-
tion They're members of the Wire
workers Union. ."-Indianapolis News.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1902-01-30
Low, ldsall,ss.

All active love idoaliEes--that is, sccs
and loves tho ideal Of tho loved one.
Often, indeed, the absorption in the
ideal is SO complete that tho outer life
is mistakenly supposed to be identical
with il, thus opening the way to shock
and hitter disappointments.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1902-01-30
HAS Voted msnv Years.

John strunk, of Stroudsburg, Pa,
93 years old, failed to vote at the fall
election for the first time since he be-
came of age, and then only because is
son was unable to drive with him en-
election day to the polling place, which
is IA miles from his home.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1902-01-30
General BulIer's Wife.

Lady Audrey Butler, the wife of Gen.
Sir Redvers Butler, is the daughter of
the fourth marquis of Townsend, and
was the widow of the Hon. 6. I. How
ard when the famous general won her
hand. She is an exceedingly popular
woman.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1902-01-30

Brooklyn, n. Y, JAN 10th :-For many years
GARFIELD Tea. The Herb Cure, has been earnitg
q reputation that is rare-it is UNIVERSALLY
praigedi This remedy presents unusual at
fractions to those in search of health; ii is
made Of HERBS that cure in Natures way-by
removing the cause OF disease; it is PURE: it
eeanses .he system, puriies the blood and es-
tablishes perfect action OF the digestive Or
gans. Il is EQUALLY good for young and old.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1902-01-30
President Roossvsl,'s Horses.

President Roosevelts new horses,
Admiral and General, weigh together
1850 pounds. The coaehman and foot.
man wear red, white and blue eockadca
which was the badge worn by Jeifor.
sonian Republicans until l7os.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1902-01-30
EmplOvmsnt for Indian Children.

Miss Katherine Hughes, of Ottawa,
Canada lis the leader of movement
for providing employment for Indian
children when they leave the schools.
She is called Kateri Kaidnerenstra by
her Indian proteges, which means "she
makes things go pleasantly"
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1902-01-30
Surely Mot.

Mrs. Upchurch-Maud, l wish you
wouldn't have SO much to do with that
young Hinningside. am told he is
confirmed agnostic.
Miss Maud-Why, mamma; the
agnostics don't confirm people, do they?
Chicago Tribune.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1902-01-30
The Man.whO. Dldn't.0st.oH.

''For deep-laid, underground, double
dyed, contrary meanness, give me a
woman"
''Goodness,P What do You meansn
They always go to cleaning house
just when a man is thinking of going
fishing. Chicago Hearld.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1902-01-30
A LAWYERS Fine Distinction.

A lawyer was passing along the street
carrying under his arm a law book
when he was accosted by a friend.
"Ha! Mr.. Blank, and where are You
going to preach today?" 81 don't
preach, ! practice" replied the lawyer.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1902-01-30
His One Chance.

"Goodnessl l do hope our young
minister won't marry that Miss Strong
mind"
81 didn't think you took 80 much
interest in him as to care very much" !"
"I'm thinking of myself, that's all.
If he marries her he'll never have a
chance to talk except from the pulpit,
and then we'll suffer. ."-Philadel-
pl la Press.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1902-01-30
Lighthouse Bell, Under Water.

The Rev. John NJ, Bacon, tho Eng.
lish balloon expert, insists that light
houses should have warning bells under
as we'll as above water, because in a
storm sound travels further under water
than through the air,
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1902-01-30
Socistv lor Preventing TubsrenIo,i,.

A society has been organized in
Moscow, Russia, the members consist
ing of both physicians and laymen, for
the purpose of preventing tuberculosis
by putting into practice those means
which science has indicated as effective.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1902-01-30
The Real Thing.

She-You don't mean to say pro-
fessor, that you have given up all your
studies in the higher mathematics in
order to play golf?
Professor-Yes; I have. I wanted
something to discipline my mind.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1902-01-30
in Nautical Terms.

Parson-Yes, on one occasion 1 mar
ried four couples in a quarter of an
hour Quick work, wasn't it?
Nautical Young Lady-Yes, rather.
Sixteen knots an hour.-London Punch.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1902-01-30
Craft In Our Ports.

There are about $50, 900, 900 worth Of
craft in our Atlantic and gulf ports any
day in the year, The weather bureau
can reach every vessel master in every
port of material size within an hour in
case Of danger.