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Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1902-11-12

Entered at the Post Office at San Anto-
L MO, Texas, as second class matter.
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1902-08-23
AGES OFANIMALS.

Elephants live 100 years and up
ward; rhInoceros, 90; camel, I00;
lion, % to 20; tigers, leopards, jag
uars and hyenas Tin confnemenD,
about %; beavery5O; deer, 90; fox,
IA to 10; llamas, Is; chamois, %;
monkeys and balloons, Is to Is;
hare, s; squirrel, Z; rabbit, 7; swlre,
%; stag, under so; horse, 80; ass,
80; sheer, under 10; COW, go; OK,
20; swan, parrots and ravens, 200;
eagle, 100; geese, 80; hens and pig
cons, 10 to Is; hawks, 80 to 40;
crane, "a; blackbird.. 10 to II;
peacock, 90; pelican, 40 to so;
thrush, s to 10; wren. To 3;night-
+lngale, Is: blackcap, Is; linne,, IA
to %; goldfinch, 20 to "a; redbreast,
10 TO IL; skylark, 10 o So; it'd ark, 5
to 6; chaffinch, 20 TO "a; starting,
10 TO ls; rp,6o to $50; pike, 80
to 40; salmon, l6; Goldfish, IA to II;
eel, 10; crocodile, 100; tortoise, 100
to 200; whsle, estimated. 1000;
queen bees live years, drone 4
months, worker bees 8 months.
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1902-08-23
BASE BALL NEWS.
New Iberia Shuts Out Franklin

Our senior aggregation of base
ball tossers went tc Franklin last
Sunday, accompanied by about
forty friends and sympathisers,
and did something which they
never did before, viz; shut out a
strong team, with the celebrated
and far-famed Vitter as pitcher.
with a score of fourteen to moth
ing. They actually did it and in
grand style too.
The Seniors will meet Lake
Charles the Coming Sunday, and
we are wondering what is going
to happen then; for the boys from
the lake city are good ones and
will give our boys race for their
money. The game will be played
at the Iberia park. The Iberian
should like to see a big attendance
out there to witness the opening
game at the baseball park.
The official score of last Sun
days game is as follows:
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1902-08-23
Rioters Thoughts.

That Terrell is the best amateur
FLETCHER In the state.
That Campbell can line tenn
out.
That Leblanc kills them like
coal oil at second.
That Capt Lourd can play ball.
That Conrad would make a
chicken man.
That Earl can double s:emn up.
That New Iberia gave Franklin
a package to unite.
That Montero can deliver the
goods.
T That Cordova landed on Vltter
for couple of sacks.
That the game tomorrow will
be a good one.
That New Iberia has a base ball
team Noac.
That Irish has wing like a
bait.
That John Schwing makes a
good scorer.
That the people.shonld patronizt
the game tomorrow.
That Myatt was hurt in the frs
inning.
That the boys got sixteen hit,
off Vitter.
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1902-08-23
A Worm Killer.

J. A. j. Montgomery, Puxico,
Wayne Co., Mo. Whites: 4 have little
twin girls, who bfen bothered with
worms all their l1Ves. / tried everv-
thing to relieve them which failed un-
til used bite's aCream vermifuge;
the first two loses brought four worms
from one of tH>m, be next two dos es,
twelve, one ofth km measuring twelve,
inches; the other I'D wa only re-
lieved of four wof i. 1t is a most
excellent medicine. Whites Cream
Vermifuge is good for children. Ii
not only destroys worms, it helps the
child to perfect growth. wards of
sickness IS cent bottle. at Estorge
Drug Co.-Aug.
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1902-08-23
JEANERETTE NOTES.

Miss Martha Robin went to
Jennings Tuesday on a visit.
Charles Provost was in town
Sunday.
Miss Ruby Vitter of Centreville
is the guest of Miss Effie Schex-
nayder.
Miss Elina Allan is visiting in
Franklin.
Miss Rita Provost has gone to
Bay st. Louis for the remainder OF
the Summer.
The infant son of Mr.. and Mrs.
Charles Gouner died Sunday even
ing at Z o'clock.
Chas. RAIDER and Fred NJ. Lain
went to Chicago on an excursion.
Geo. F. Linesetter is in New
Orleans purchasing furniture for a
new Hotel, which is nearning
completion and will be the finest
in the country.
Mr~and Mrs. A. d. Foster, Mr..
and Mrs. III. S. Sanders, Myrtle
and Mary RAIDER, Mary Foster,
Camille Monnin, Warren Shelby,
j. p. Robin and Mr.. J. X. Down.
man have gone out for weeks trip
on Mr.. Downman's boat, "Sadie
DOwnman."
Mrs S. Smith is with her sister
Mrs. NJ. e. Gouner.
Geo. II. White of New Orleans
is the guest of Mrs. w. &. Crum
rine.
Mrs. g. Z. Burgess entertained
the cello Club" Friday afternoon
DR.. J. Heidingsfelder has re
turned to New Orleans.
A dance was given Friday nigh
complimentary to the visiting
young ladies.
Mrs. Carson and Miss Alice
Carson have returned to theil
home in Franklin.
Mrs. Beuhler and daughters O
New Orleans are visiting Mrs. P
Pozzi at Providence Plantation.
i Miss Sue Pickett has returned
from Mt. Eagle, Tenn.
| Miss Ella Holt has returned t,
her home in Houston, Tex, after
pleasant visit with relatives.
/ Miss Mary Sanders has gone t.
Franklin to visit relatives.
Mr.. G. Pecot of Franklin attend
ed the dance here Friday night.
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1902-08-23
Physician and Druggists.

Ford & Sturgean, a Appointment drug
firm at Rocky Hill Station, Ky, write:
ave we're requested by DR.. G. B,
singley to sasd IF Herbine for the e
benefit of our CAST oners. We ordered
three dozen in Defender, and we are
glade to say Hafine has given such
great satisfaction hat we have duplicat
ed this order thre times, and today
we gave your salesman another order.
We beg to say DR.. G. B. Snigley takes
pleasure in recommending Herbine.'
SOC bottle at Estorge Drug Co.-Aug'
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1902-08-23
LOW RATES ON SOUTHERN PACI
FIC-SUNSET ROUTE.

MOrgan's Louisiana & Texas
Railroad and Steamship Company
will set tickets from New Iberia
to Claud Craft, n. M. and return
Sept 30th, 1902, with return limit
Oct 31st, 1902, at rate of s36.75.
via Claud Climbing Route 5000
feet above sea level with average
Temperature at noon during June
of 65 degrees.
Morgan's Louisiana & Texas
Railroad and Steamship Company
will sell tickets from New Iberia
to all Summer Tourists Point and
return unil Sept 3Oth 1902, with
return limit Oct 31st 1902, at re-
duced rates.
Morgan's Louisiana & Texas
Railroad and Steamship Company
will sell tickets from New Iberia
to Sour Lake, Maria, Marlin,
Wootan- Well and Hot Sulphur
Wells Texas and return until Sept
3oth, 1902, with return limit sixty
days 1902, at reduced rates.
Morgan's Louisiana & Texas
Railroad and Steamship Company
will sell tickets from New Iberia
to San Francisco and return Oct
Il to II, 1902, with return limi,
Nov. Is 1902, at a rate Of S67.5(
on account of Natl Wholesale
Druggists Assn. During Sept
and Oct. Settlers one way rates t.
California Points $50. 90. Aug I6tl
to 10th Round trip tickets te
Opelousas $1.7O Round trll
rates to all summer tourist points
For additional particulars appl,
to local agent or to G. B. Ellis
Division Passenger and Freigh
agent
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1902-08-23
AN EAST INDIAN CALCULA.
TION.

A man bought three pounds OF
meat and brought it home to his
wife TO cook for dinner, and then
went his way TO his place of busl.
ness in the bazaars. The wife was
hungry and ate the meat.
In the evening the man came
home and asked for his dinner.
"There is nc meat" SAID the wife
s'for the cat ate it,
S'Bring the cat, sail the man,
"and pair Of scales"
'sWeigh the cat" said The man.
The cat weighed three pounds.
IF this is thsfca'," SAID the man
where is the NEAT? And if this Ii
the meat, whe1 is the sat?'
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1902-08-23
Notice Contractors.

Jeanerette, La. Aug 2ard, l9o2'
Sealed proposal are invited Tor
the construction of q Market
House and City Hall PLANS ana
specifications can beseen at may
or's office.\ Certitief check of one
handred dSllars 70 accompany
each bid and a BOY of two thirds
of the cost of building will be re-
quired, council SERVING the right
to reject any 4f all bids. Each
contractor subj ttins a bid is re-
quested to be ple sent at the meet
ing when the bids are opened
BIDS received until September 3rd,
1902.
Fl. l.. Smith, Jas. +. Moore
Sect'y. Manager.
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1902-08-23

The Supreme Lodge of the
Knights of Pythlas, at San Fran
cisco, rejected the proposition 10 es-
lablish national sanltarium al
Hot Sprlpgs, Ark, for INDECENT
Pythlans.
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1902-08-23
Forces of Nature.

Some are for good, Others work evil.
Nature is replete vii II antagonisms.
She seems kind and he seems cruel.
Violate her laATs AM you suffer. Ac-
cept her aid adj 81 z telps you. For
instance. Nattref permits worms to
get into the stof Eth and bowels, and
Nature has givd It's the ingredients
to make Mothers Worm Syrup, which
expels them quickly. Nothing else is
so effective. Price-25 cents. Aug.
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1902-08-23
Comparison.

"Would you like to trade your
mule for this automoblle?" asked
the funny TOURIST.
mo subj" answered Mr.. Erastus
Plnkley. .Et mule gifts contrary,
you kin aIlus Deepen on bin to move
when he gifts hungry; but when a
automobile balks, de case IS hope
less. - ashlDgton Star.
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1902-08-23
To The Deaf.

A rich lady, hred of her deafness
and nolses in Il head by DR.. Nj
cholson's Al fetal Ear Drums,
gave sl0,OdQ his Institute, so
that deal ped unable to procure
the Ear DrumS lay have them tree.
Address No. Al The Nicholson
Institute, $50 hight Ave-, New
York.
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1902-08-23
Wants to Rent

would like to rsht tract of
% to so acreA of l eht sandy land
fer truck farming am willing to
pay a fair renta Tear New Iberia
perferred. Must Aave house Oh
the property and + enclose.
Address F this Office.
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1902-08-23
STOLEN.

One sorrel, balI faced mare,
about 6 years OF, creole stock,
broken to both u rness and sad
die, good qder, branded $. 0. on
left should(r. Stolen from my
yard on JulN % h at night. Left
ear scared " wire wound and
saddle scar onP4 elk.
Reward Is off led for informa
ton that will led to recovery OF
the animal. Octave Jack, Adeline
La.
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1902-08-23
Avoid6onsumptlon.

When you ough it 1rritates your
lungss and til more you cough the
more 3 pr lu1k Is becon e affected with
weaknes and decay. They who de-
sire sound au1 Is should never neglect
a cough. Nee is no other cure so
safe, 50 sure certain and quick in
its effect as Gdbch's Mexican Syrups.
1t is so pleasant to take that little
children will often ask for more.
Price 20 cents Aug.
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1902-08-23

industrial education is good,
but it is not all" says the Chris
tian Educator. s!The foundation
must be laid in sound, elementary
training. The man behind the
hand must be developed
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1902-08-23

Robert Read Remington, who
had been engaged to wed Miss
Mary Van Allen committed suicide
at Newport. r. l., because her
father forced her to break the en-
gagement.
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1902-08-23

Indications of fuel OIL are strong
on a truck farm six miles above
New Orleans, and company will
develop the properly.
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1902-08-23

The island Of rorishima, off the
coast Of japan, was practically d,s-
,roYei hy yalcanl, cru. tt :.
Over $50 people rerlshed.
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1902-08-23

Mike Young, who ercaped from
the penitentlary twenty years ago.
was captured IN Lafayette Monday
and returned to prison.
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1902-08-23

Summary: Two base hits: Camp
bell, Conrad, Cordoya Stolen
bases, Campbell, Montero, Lourd
Struck out, Terrell IL, yitter s
wild throw, Vltter, l Brown l
passed balls, Leblanc, Claussen.
2.-Umpire, Lauve; Time of Game
two hours.
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1902-08-23

Joseph Ward, a brewery driver
at New Orleans was driven mad on
Tuesday by heat, and is IN the hos
pl,al in serious condition.
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1902-08-23

The ear has been threa' ened with
death unless he grants constitution
al government to Russia.
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1902-08-23

Samuel Gompers has accepted
The invitation to speak at New Or
leans on labor ds
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1902-08-23
New Iberia, La.
To LET: The J. Il. Boutte brick

To LET: The J. r. Boutte brick
store building, metal rOof, on
West Main street, neaY the cor
ner of Hopkiih. The building is
40 feet wide, S0feet deep, and IA
feet between ffsQr and ceiling.
Plastered inside, Rel ceiling, and
iron shed in fpSnn Two ware
rooms in back yard, AID 12O feet
yard room. $50 per mepth. APP
ply either at this Office OF to j. Il.
Boutte, Duperrler Avenue. tt
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1902-08-23
Horse Foun4

a creole horse stayed to my
place on lask Mo4 DAY morning.
The owner IS n(tifi4 to call and
get the animal, pat ling costs.
Gus Denton,
Sl6 Corinne 81 New Iberia La.
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1902-08-23

You pay for the landlords
house EVERY few ysfrs: why not
pay for one ypursdf through the
Iberia Building Association
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1902-08-23

ssg Mr.. ]. B. Hull, Salesman and Tu-
ner for L. Grunewa4d Co. Ltd. is in
town. PARTIES about to purchase
pianos. or those Wishing tuning done
can call on or address him by drop
letter in the NV Iberia postoftice.
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1902-08-23

The Boer g neralr, Boatha, De
wet and Delarey, 90 % Brussels.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1902-09-04
WIT OF PRESIDENT WOODROW.
New Head Of Princeton Makes Him
self Popular With Students.


A Princeton man tells of an incident
of DR.. Woodrow Wilson's elevation to
the presidency of Princeton which he
regards as indicative of the way in
which he will hold the students In
leash by ready wit and genial smile
instead of trying to awe them with
his dignity.
When darkness lent cover to the
project, on the evening of the day on
which the announcement Of DR.. Will
sons election was made. some of the
more boisterous spirits organized a
celebration, and having requisitioned
horns and a green grocer's stock of
head lettuce, descended upon the new
president.
At the first toot of horn he knew
what was coming, but before bedlam
could break loose. DIR. Wilson was out
among the serenaders, grasping each
one by the hand and thanking them
individually and collectively for their
congratulations, pretending not to see
the lettuce heads which the students
made desperate efforts to keep out Of
view and to get rid of.
When the students recovered from
this unexpected overthrow OF their
plans some one shouted:
What's the matter with Woodrow
Wilson,
And the answer came loud and
clear:
Hes all right. He's brick"
The students then marched away.
singing, For he's jolly good fellow"
and carrying their lettuce heads with
them.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1902-09-04
TRIBUTE TO HORACE GREELEY.
An Interesting Letter Written by Hen
~ Ward Beecher In 1872.


Immediately after the conclusion Of
the political campaign in which Hor-
ace Greeley was showed under by U.
s. Grant, for the presidency of the
United States, the Rev. Henry Ward
Beecher, in common with thousands
of others, felt sad over the terrible
desolation of his old friend, and just
as soon as Mr.. Greeley announced him
self once more in journalistic harness.
addressed to him the following letter:
Brooklyn, Nov. 9, 1872.
~My Dear Mr.. Greeley: | read your
card in the Tribune with sincere pleas
ure, and congratulate myself and the
cause of journalism on your return to
field in which you have won so much
reputation and where you have done
such service that the history OF Amer
lea cannot be written without includ-
ing as an important part of It your
life and services.
smoke and dust, that all your old
friends who parted company with you
in the late campaign will turn a mo-
mentary difference into a life long
alienation. II will not be so. speak
for myself, and also from what ! per-
ceive In other mems hearts. Your
mere political influence may for
time be impaired, but your own power
for good in the far wider field of IN
dustrial economy, social and civil crit
icism, and the general well-being of
society, will not be lessened, but aug
mented. 1t is true that hitherto the
times called for warrior, and such
you were; yet | cannot but think with
regret how much ability has been
spent by you that died with the occa-
sion, and which might have built up
positive and permanent elements. But
| look upon your years to come as
likely to be more fruitful and irradi-
ated with a kind and benefcent light,
which will leave your name in honor
far greater than IL you had reached
the highest Office.
Il beg that you will pardon my in
trusion, especially when you stand in
the shadow Of great domestic trou-
BILE. l hoped that a word of honest
respect and sympathy might not dis
please you. There are thousands who
would like to do as | have done, and
who with me will rejoice once more to
be in sympathy with you in all things
benefcent and patriotic. ! am, my
dear Mr.. Greeley, very truly yours,
Henry Ward Beecher."
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1902-09-04
An Exception.

Curious man. that Blink"
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1902-09-04
Loves Triumph.

He waited while the long years wore
away;
To one, in happy youth, he gave his
But fate was Jealous of him, and one
day
Contrived for spite, to put them far
apart.
Another claimed her, but the man who
first
Had given her his love went on alone;
The love she gave to him he fondly
nursed,
stili hoping he might claim her as his
own.
Through many long and lonesome years
he prayed.
And she In widows weeds one day
went past
He rushed to Claim the JOY so long de-
layed-
And held her v We .rms--his own-at
lasti
He waited long and hopefully and drew
Her fondly to his heart at last, and
then
Grew weary of her in month or two
And wished that he could wait and love
again.
S. f. Kiser in Chicago Record Herald.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1902-09-04
A Very Loud Call.

A committee called on Minister WI
to request him to address a society
connected with one of the fashionable
churches Of Washington. Casual men
tion was made of the fact that the
youthful minister of the church had
recently resigned to enter upon a new
field of labor on the Pacific coast.
Why did he resign?" asked Mr..
WI.
Because he had received call to
another church." was the reply.
What salary did you pay him?"
-Four thousand dollars"
what is his present salary"
Eight thousand dollars"
"Ah!" said the disciple Of Confucius.
"a very loud CALI"
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1902-09-04
rhe Inefficacx OF Words.

The older | get" said Mr.. higgins.
refiectively. "the more | am inclined
to distrust conversation"
Have you been misled again."
Yes. | expected that the trusts
would be annihilated six weeks ago.
have observed with sorrow that,
while there is much talk of putting
down the trusts. they never get put
down. On the other hand, the trusts
never say a word about putting up
prices. But the prices go up, just the
same"
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1902-09-04
A BENEFIT TO FARMERS.

The benefits that will undoubtedly
result to farmers from the recent in
corporation of the International Har-
vester Company which took over the
business Of the Eve leading hary ester
manufacturers have probably not
been considered by large portion OF
the farming community.
The economical necessity Of con-
solidation OF the interests Of manufac-
turers and those Of their farmer Gus
toners must be apparent to any one
who understands the present situa-
ton.
The increased and increasing cost
Of material, manufacturing and sell
ing-the latter in consequence OF ex-
treme and bitter competition between
manufacturers and their several sell
ing agents--has made the business
Improbable.
The two alternatives left for the
manufacturers were either the in
creasing of the prices of machines or
the reduction Of the cost Of manufac-
ture and sales. The latter could only
be accomplished by concentrating the
business in one company.
As can readily be seen, the forming
of the new company was not a stock
jobbing operation but a centering Of
mutual interests. There is no watered
stock; the Capitalization is con-
sentative and represented by actual
and tangible assets. There is no
ste k offered to the public, it having
all been subscribed and paid for by
the manufacturers and their associ-
ates.
The management of the Interna-
tional Harvester Company is in the
hands Of well known, experienced
men.
The officers are: President, Cyrus
II. Mccormick; Chairman Executive
Committee. Charles Deering; Chair
man Finance Committee. George w.
Perkins; Vice-Presidents, Harold f.
Mccormick, James Deering, VIM. II.
Jones and John ]. Glessner; Secre-
tary and Treasurer. Richard F. Howe.
The members of the Board Of Direct
ors are as follows: Cyrus Bentley,
William DeeriEg, Charles Deering.
James Deering, Eldridge M. Fowler
z. H. Gary, John j. Glessper. Richard
+. Howe, Abram NJ Hyatt. William H.
Jones. Cyrus II. Mccormick. Harold
F. Mccormick, George W. Perkins,
Norman B. Ream, Leslie N. Ward,
Paul ID. Cravath.
The International Harvester C~m.
pany owns FIVE of the largest harves.
ter plants in existence. The Cham
pion, Deering. Mccormick, Milwaukee
and Plano-plants that have been
producing nearly or quite 80 per cent
OF the harvesting machines of the
world.
II also owns timber and coal lands,
blast furnaces and steel plant; il
has new factory IN the process Of
construction in Canada.
II is believed that the cost Of pro-
ducing grain. grass and corn harvest
ing machines will be so reduced that
the present low prices can be con-
tinued. and that consequently the re-
suits cannot be otherwise than bene-
fetal to the f@rmer. To maintain the
present prices Of these machines
means to continue and increase the
development Of the agriculture OF the
world, for no one cause las contribut.
ed or can contribute more to this de-
veIopment than the cheapness OF
machines for harvesting grains.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1902-09-04
No Economy In |.

'I see you're economical" remarked
the neighbor.
Il thought was ruefully an
swered the householder.
Il was referring to your porch
chairs" explained the neighbor. Il
saw you painting them yourself the
other day, and that was economy.
wasn't it?"
Il thought 1t was"
We'll, wasn't it,"
Not exactly. neglected to tell my
wife I'd done it and the job cost me
one new gown in addition to the
paint"
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1902-09-04
Both Learned and Ionorant,

why is it that SO few people seem
anxious to talk to Mr.. Carpington? He
seems well informed"
That's just the difficulty" an.
swered Miss Dimpleton. Hes one of
those dreadful men who know enough
to correct your mistakes when you
quote the classics, and who don't
know enough not to do it."
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1902-09-04
Boy-like.

Mrs. Popley-"Gracious! Why is
Willie crying so?"
Mr.. Popley-"0h, he wants the
earth"
Mrs. Popley-"Wants the earth?"
Mr.. Popley-"Yes. or at least that
portion of it that I'm trying to wash
off his hands and face"
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1902-09-04
Very Different.

Benham-I believe a woman can
love two men at the same time.
Mrs. Benham-If she's a married
woman she has to try to.
Benham-What do you mean?
Mrs. Benham-She has to try to
love her husband, and he isn't the
same man when they have company
that he is when they haven't any.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1902-09-04
One ADVANTAGE.

Il should think 1t would be dread
fully annoying to live so near the
railroad"
'Oh, | don't know. The screech of
the locomotive is most effective and
opportune sometimes when my wife
gets warmed up to dissertation on
my shortcomings.