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The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1902-11-13

Noblesvi1le Man II Running the Ham,
ilton County News.

Z. q. Neal. of Noblesville. a member Of
the last House Of Representatives and de-
feated candidate for the Republican nomi-
nation for reporter of the Supreme Court,
was at the English last night for a few
hours between trains. Mr.. Neal has recent
ly entered the newspaper business, having
purchased the Hamilton County News, a
weekly published at Westfeld, and he said
last night that he is enjoying hugely his ex-
periences with quill, scissors and paste
pot
A dispatch from Noblesville stated that
Mr.. Neal contemplated moving his newly
acquired paper to that city, but he con-
tradicts that report The paper will continue
at Westfeld. which Mr.. Neal considers one
of the best towns of its size, 1000 popula-
ton, in the State. Mr.. Neal Is official court
reporter at Noblesville.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1902-11-13

Joseph E. Sheriff. bought three lots from
Chauncey l.. Turner yesterday for $40. 500
The property is situated on Washington
street. east Of Highland avenue. in the dis
trict known as Knefier's subdivision OF
Davidsons addition. Another sale was that
OF Nathan A. Moore TO Leroy w. Crandall
OF house and lot on North Illinois street
near Twenty-sixth. for $500
William Boatrfght transferred TO Jasper
N. Clary property on Central avenue, near
Twenty-hrs street. for $1,000. Two sales
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1902-11-13
IN A PRECARIOUS CONDITION.
Victim of c., III. q ID. Wreck Who May
Not Recover.

Robert B. Stephens, one of the men in
jured in the c., II. & D. wreck Saturday
morning, is in a very serious condition.
Stephens suffered the amputation of one
of his legs. The other leg is lacerated
and ii is now thought that 1t, too. will
have to be amputated. He received internal
injuries that are giving him considerable
trouble. The other men injured, who are
at st. Vincent's Hospital. are improving.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1902-11-13

Robert Campbell, at 529 Goodlet avenue
She took a diamond brooch, a purse con-
tanning small amount of money and a
quantity of jewelry. When arrested the
girl was wearing the brooch. The mother
of the girl brought the other articles to
the police station.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1902-11-13

Edward E. Anderson was adjudged insane
by commission yesterday. Anderson is
clerk and lives at lis East Twenty-fourth
street Recently he has shown signs OF in
sanity by imagining that he was about 10
be arrested, and TO avert the arrest he
thought he should be introduced TO the
mayor
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1902-11-13

were recorded in which the consideration
named was &, 500. They were those of Mar
garet b. McCoffey to Alexander Hendrix of
lot on Hill street, near Nineteenth, and
Henry d. Tutewiler to Louise X. Tutewiler
of property on Senate avenue, near St.
Clair street
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1902-11-13

Ruby Dumont. living with her mother at
oh West Michigan street, was arrested
yesterday by Detectives Colbert and Hau-
ser on the charge OF housebreaking. 1t Is
said that the girl robbed the residence OF
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1902-11-13

WARM STABLE BLANKETS, 81 and IN
Techentin & Freiberg. l36 L. Washington ST
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1902-11-13
Garland stoves and Rangea.

We have the largest assortment and stock ir
RING & BRO. Ss-sS2 Virginia av.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1902-11-13

The easiest quick breakfast. Mrs. Austin
Pancakes. Ready 10 serve at grocers'.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1902-11-13

Capital Razor and Supplies.
1. z. IODINE CO.. 81 e. Ohio ST.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1902-11-13

HARNESS. Robes. Blankets. Storm Covers
Prices right HARRINGTON. l3s z. Market
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1902-11-13

Feed your horse JANEss pustless Data
The Birmingham age-herald., 1902-09-07
PETS OF A QUEEN.
AIexandra's Fondness for All Kinds
 of Animals.

From the Chicago Record-Herald.
 The love of animals always indicates a noble and gentle character, and doubt less Queen Alexandra's love of animals has endeared her doubly to her many subjects. England's queen has a collec- ton of pets at Sandringham that con- tains a wide variety. embracing dogs, chickens, doves, horses and parrots.
 Many years ago, when she visited Ire land, dove was given her as an em- blem of peace and good will. and on her returning to London she bought a mate for 1t. Their descendants are numerous. and the queen always has one specially trained for her boudoir. This particular pet has It's cage in the room, and will leave 1t at her call to perch on her finger or nestle on her shoulder.
 These doves are all white, with pink eyes. A small island in a pool is the home of a number of foreign birds. Among them are some curious specimens, of which several oyster catchers are re- garded as particularly interesting by their owner. They have black and white plumage and long red bills which they use like scissors to detach the mollusk. Three turtle doves are recent additions.
 They were on board the steamer when her Majesty returned from Denmark last year, and she became so fond of them that they were sent to Sandringham. The queens kennels are extensive, and in them are collies, Newfoundlands, deernounds, and other varietise. Her personal pets are two Japanese spaniels carrying them everywhere with her
 Each kennel has a bedroom and a sit- ting room. and all open upon large cen- tral courtroom. There is also hospital, and when a dog dies 1t Is buried in a little cemetery and a tombstone Is placed over Its grave. Sam, the poodle, who was pet of Princess Victoria, lies here. The princess used to have the clippings from his long silky coat made into yarn for crocheting little shawls.
 Queen Alexandra is well known by every dog in the kennel. Horses come in for a goodly share of her Majesty's af- lection She has been fine horsewoman from childhood, and still rides nearly every day.
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they settled down to remain for ever, in the Shade of the shelter ing Absinthe Frappe with the Grisettes singing in the Trees.
 But w. Harold had inherited few restless Microbes from the parental Hustler. After he had seen all the Pictures from every Angel and had worn out two or three Chairs sitting around Cafes, he began to long for the Nasal Twang and something to do. The whole Kit and Tribe moved back to the States.
 He learned that the Proper Ca per for one who is out of Work and all clogged up with Funds is to build Cottage overlooking the Sea and work up Features for the Sunday Papers. Accordingly he threw up Shack with Onyx Foundations and Florida Water piped into every Room. It faced four different Ways. The Excur- sionists rode in from as far as Swanzey to look at it and wait for the Real Thing to come out and pile into the Blue Assassin and go out hunting Baby Carriages.
 After the keen Pleasure of be- ing pointed out ad somewhat dulled and the Homicide Wagon had palled on them and Polo was Bore and Ping-Pong a Misde- meanor and Golf a Crime, poor Harold and Leonora found them selves up against it strong and plenty.
 She gave few Dog Parties and one for a Prince but even these Gaities petered out after awhile. Sometimes Leonora was afraid that in order to kill time she would either have to mingle with her children or else take to Read ing, but she hated to cause Talk.
 She and w. Harold found them selves in the great Army of the Unemployed. And yet all the Fac tories were running double Shifts and Harvest Hands getting s3 day.
 At last they became so Desper- ate and Lonely that they fell in love with each other out of yearn- ing Sympathy and this gave rise to so much Scandal that they had to go back to the Other Side to live it down.
 MORAL: Beware of government Bonds.
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specs on his nose like tn win dows in a divers helmet. His pol lyticks an mine cudden't live in tn sa me neighborhood but he was a gran man, all tn same. We used to take tn Cleveland Plain . Daler in thim days fir raycreation an tn New York Thrybune fir ex- ercise. Twas considhered a test iv a good natured dimmycrat if he cud read an article in tn Thry- bune without havin' to do tn sta tions iv tn cross aftherward fir what he said. l almost did wanst but there was a line at tn ind about frind iv mine be tn name iv Andhrew Jackson an I wint out an broke up a Methodist prayer-meetin'. He was tn boy that cud put it to ye so that of ye voted tn dimmycrat ticket it was jus tn same as demandin' place in purgytory. Th' farmers wud plant annything firm a ruty baga to a congressman on his advice. He niver had money enough to buy a hat but he cud go to tn sicrety iv tn threasury an tell him who's pitcher to put on tn useful valentines we thrade fir groceries.
 But if Hor'ce Greeley was alive today where'd he be? Sittin' on three inches iv tn edge is chair in tn outside office iv me friend Pierpont Morgan waitin' fir his turn. In tn line is tn Imp'ror iv Germany, tn new cock, tn pris- ident iv railroad, tn cap'n iv tn yacht, Rimbrandt, the painther, lawn w. Crates, an Hor'ce. Af- ther awhile tn boy at tn dure says: 'Ye're next, or party. Sthep lively, fir tn boss has had a Wee him this mornin an he musn't be kep' waitin'.' An tn iditor goes in. Who ar-re yer says tn great man, givin' him wan iv ttim piercin' looks that whin a man gets it he has to be sewed up at wanst. Pm ye'er iditor,' says Hor'ce. Which wan?' says Pier pont. 'NumGer two hundred an eight Whats ye'er spichilty?' 'Tahriff an tn improvemint iv tn wurruld,' says Hor'ce. See Per kins,' says Pierpont, an tn inter- view is over. Now what's made tn change? Mechanical science, Hinnissy. Some wan put up a masheen that puts steel billets within tn reach iv all Hince Charlie Schwab.
 Whats it done fir tn wurruld? says ye. It's done ivrything It's give us fast ships an an autymat- ic hist fir tn bod, an small flats an a taste iv solder in tn peaches. If anybody says tn wur- ruld ain't betther off thin it was, tell him that a masheen has been invinted that makes honey out iv If he asts ye why they ain't any Shapesperes today, say: No; but we no longer make saul
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Modern Fable of the Sorrow of the Unemployed
 and the Danger of Changing from Bill to Harold.
MODERN FABLES
BY GEORGE ADE-oopyrght 1902 by Robert

began to have Governess for Stuyvesant Jimpson and an I'm ported Nurse for the little D ye- lyn Jimpson her Memory seemed to blur in Spots and she couldn't have done up the Dishes to save her life.
 When she was out in her Brougham it kept her busy not seeing her Childhood Friends who used to go to Kissing Parties and Taffy Pulls with her. That was why she wanted to Travel. She fairly ached to get to Paris where True Social Worth is recognized right on the Jump.
 Her Husband, also, was getting sore on his Birthplace. His Ac- uuaintances would not stand for the W. Harold Gag. They called him Bill"
 Then, on top of 1t all, the two Cases of Offspring needed the French Language. Leonora was already feeding their Legs to the Mosquitoes because some one had told her that the real Cream Cheeses always left the Kids part ly uncovered, la Parisienne.
 W. Harold closed out all his h. terests and when he got through he had his Bank Roll in one neat Stack of Bonds. All he had to do for the remainder of his Natural was to clip the Coupons every Six Months. Between times he could enjoy himself. Ity looked Soft
 w. Harold and Bunch, including a Retinue of Private Secretaries, Hair Dressers and Maids, as well as a Keeper, sometimes known as a Valet, set out for Yurrup. As Harold sized up the Caravansary he swelled with Satisfaction and said, Little would anyone suspect that we have been out of the Ha- gel Brush less than Months"
 Now that he was beyond the Range of the unletterd Reub, he began to do a little Landscape Gardening on the Frontispiece, laying out very neat set of De- pews. He wore Gloves even at Night and worked for Hours try ing to get a side-hold on the Pica- dilly Accent.
 The joyful Jimpsons cut 14- foot Cash right through the cen ter of the Continent. They saw everything mentioned in the Red Book and finally struck Paris with a loud metallic Sound. There
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iv a shift. It's like a merry-go- round. We get up on speckled wooden horse an tn mechanical pianny plays a chune an away we go, hollerin'. We think we're thravellin' like tn divvle but tn man that doesn't care about mer- ry-go-rounds knows that we will come back where we were. We get dizzy an sick an lay on tn grass an gasp: Where am I? Is this tn meelin'-yum? An he says: No, 'tis Ar-rchey Road.' Father Kelly says tn Agyptians done things we cudden't do an tn Romans put up sly-scrapers an aven tn Chinks had tillyphones an phony-grafts.
 i've been up to tn top iv tn very highest buildin' in town, Hin missy, an I wasn't amy nearer Hivin thin if I was in tn sthreet. Tn stars was as far away as iyer. An down beneath is a lot iv us runnin' an lapin' an jumpin' dDOul, puonln CdCn OtlOl CfSAJ haulin' little sthrips iv ir'n to pile ID in little buildin's that ar're called sky-scrapers, but not be tn syk; wurrukin' night an day to make a macheen thatll carry us firm wan pack-rabbit colony to another an yellin', 'Pro-gress!' Progress, oho! I can see tn stars winkin' at each other an sayin: 'Aint they funny! Don't they think they're playin hell!'
 NO, sir; masheens ain't done much fir man. I cant get up an- ny kind iv family inthrest f'r a steam dredge of hydraulic hist. I want to see sky-scrapin' men. But I won't. We're about tn same night as we always was, tn same higth and build, composed iv th' same inflammable an pxrishyable mateeryal, an extnra hazardous risk, upimproved an liable to col lapse. We do make progress, but it's tn same kind Julyus Ceasar made an ivry wan has made be- fure or since an in this age iv
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sages be hand
 "Tis progress. We live in a cinchry of progress an I think tn Lord I've seen most iv it. Man an boy I've lived pretty near through this wonderful age. If l was proud 1 cud say seen more thin Judius Caesar iver see or cared to. An here I am, I'll not say hom old, still pushin' tn malt acrost tn counther at me thirsty counthrymen. All around me is tn refiinemints iv mechanical ja- nius. Instead iv broachin' tn beer kag with a club an dhraw- in tn beer through a fassit, as me Puritan forefathers done, I have that wondher iv inventive science, tn beer pump. I cheat mesilf with a cash raygisther. cut off tn end iv me good cigar with an injaynous device an pull tn cork out iv bottle with a con thrivance that wud've made that frind that Hogan boasts about, that ol boy Archy Needs, think they was witchcraft in tn house. Science has been great blessin' to me. But amidst all these gran joors here am I, tn same ol' anti quated combination iv bellows an pump l always was. Not so good. Time has worn me out. Tn years like little boys with packknives, has carved their names in me top. livery day have to write off something fir deprecyation. 'Tis about time fir whoiver owns me to wurruk me off on a thrust. Me chanical science has done ivry- thing fir me but help me. I SUD- pose I ought to feel supeeryor to me father. He niver see a high buildin' but h didn't want to. He cudden't come here in five days, but he was wise man, an if he cud've come in three he'd have stayed in tn County Roseomon.
 9Th pa-apers tells me that mid ical science has kept pace with tn hop-skip-an '-a-jump in me- chanical inginooty. Tn doctors has found tn mikrobe iv ivrything firm lumbago to love, an firm jaundice to jealousy, but if brick bounces on me head I'm crated up tn same as iv yore an put away. Rocyfellar can make a pianny out iv a bar1 iv crude ile, but no wan has been able to make a blade iv hair grow on Rockyfellar They was a doctor over in France that discovered kind iv a thing that if twas pumped into ye wud make ye live till people got so tired iv seein' ye around they cud scream. He died tn nex' year iv prema- chure ol' age. They was another wan cud insure whether tn nex' wan wud be boy or a gurl. All ye had to de was to decide wud it be Arthur or Ethel an lave him know. Te left family iv unmar- rageable daughters.
 q sometimes wondher whether progress is amy more thin kind
The Birmingham age-herald., 1902-09-07
REGAIN HEAL HI

During the past fifty years hundreds of sickly people have been restored to health by the use of Hostetter's Stom- ach Bitters, and it will do the same for you today. Try a bottle. It will be enough to convince you of it's won derful value as a cure for Dizziness, Indigestion, Dyspepsia, Constipation and General Weakness. The genuine has our Private Stamp over the neck of the bottle.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1902-09-07

N certain Western Town IT that started out with the
 Expectation of hurting Chi <S cago, there was an Early Settler, who tried to build a Fence around the Corporation. He cabbaged all the Corner Lots and nailed the Main Street Frontage and then held on ike Summer Cold.
 He was grisly old Badger who wore one Suit the Year round with Pair of box-toed Boots, woolen Hat and a Moss Agate Col lar Button. While he was doing Business at 2 per cent. a Month, and holding out on the Assessor and bilking the Changers for Rail- way Franchises, he was regarded as a Wolf
 After he changed his address to Over There, the Heirs erected something that looked like the Bunker Hill Monument and then they had him done in Oil by Gel ebrated Artist. The Artist fixed his Hair for Him and gave him a neat Stand-Up Collar such as no one could have put on to the Old Man with a Block and Tackle. They named a School after him and every one in Town who was related to him could butt into Sussiety without a Ticket.
 The Large End of all the Scades mentioned in the last Will and Testament went to a Son named William H. Jimpson. On his way back from the Cemetery he took out Pencil and figured to see what he was worth and then he changed his Name to w. Harold Jimpson.
 w. Harold had been compelled to fly fairly close to the Ground while the Governor was on Deck, but when there was no one to keep tab on him he began to find $100 Bills in his Clothes when he was Looking for Card and it seemed to Vex him good deal.
 A few Years before w. Harold became surrounded by Currency he had taken a Wife, without very much of a struggle. Leonora was of very Nice Family that owed something on the House and kept Girl part of the Time. After she
The Birmingham age-herald., 1902-09-07
MIR. DOOLEY'S VIEWS ON MACHINERY
By Du nne-copyrgh 1eo2 by Robert How ard Russell

MI n; $ :: : y; Y; :: ;; :;;; ,:;; ;;;; ;;;; ooS in an age iv wondh- CTS. Niver before in tn history iv the wurruld has such progress been made.
 "Thrue wurruds an often spo- ken. Even in me time things has changed. Whin was a la-ad Long lawn Wintworth cud lean his elbows on tn highest buildin' in this town. It took two months to come firm Pittsburg on a linn ited raft an a stage coach that run firm La Sale to Mrs. Mur- phys hotel They wasn't amy tillygraft that 1 can raymimber, an tn sthreet car was pulled by a mule an dhruv by an engineer be tn name iv Mulligan. We thought we was a progressive people. You bet we did. But look at us today. go be Casey's house tonight an there it is a fine sto- rey-an' -a-half fran house with Ca sey settin' on tn dure sthep dhrinkin' out iv a pail. go be Caseys house tomorrah an it's a hole in tn ghround. I rayturn to Casey's house on Thursdah an it's a fifty-eight storey buildin, with a morgedge onto it an they re thinkin' iv takin' it down an replacin' it with modhren struc- ture. Tn shoes that Corrigan, tn cobbler, wanst wurruked on fir week, hammerin' away like woodpecker, is now tossed out be tn dozens firm tn mouth iv a masheen. A COW goes lowin' soft ly and comes our glue, beef, gela- tine, fertyiizer, celooloid, joolry, sofy cushions, hair restorer, wash in sody, soup, lithrachoor an bed springs so quick that while aft she's still COW, far'ard she may be anything firm buttons to Fanny ma hats. l can go firm Chicago to New York in twinty hours, but don't have to, thank tn Lord. Thirty years ago we thought twas marvellous to be able to til- lygraft a man in Saint Joe an get. an answer that night. Now, be wireless tillegraft ye can get an answer before ye sind th' tile gram if they ssin't careful. Me friend Macroni has done that. Be names iv his wondher iv science a man on ship in mid-ocean can sind a tillegram to a man on shore if he has a confid'rate on board. That's all he needs. Be mechan- ical science an thrust in tn op- 'rator annywan can set on tn shore iv Newfoundland an chat with a frind in tn County Kerry.
 "Yes, sir, mechanical science has made great sthrides. Whin I was a young man we used to think Hor'ce Greeley was tn gr-reatest Twin American. He was a gran man, gran man with feathers beneath his chin an
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R. DOOLEY was read 1AAf ing from paper: INY/ "'We live,' he says, [2OS in an age iY Wondh-
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The Thoughtful Hostler.

From the Cleveland Plain Dealer.
 See here, John, this automobile of mine looks as if it had some pretty lively usage. You didn't have 1t out while I was away, did your
 why, yes. sor; did. I was afrait it would git shtiff shtanding in the shtable so long. an so I gave it little lively ex- ercise, dye moind, every plesint day"
The Birmingham age-herald., 1902-09-07
Gen. Botha's Shock from a Kodak

From the London News.
 A curious experience came in the way of General Louis Botha after the termin- ation of the war. He lighted by chance in a shop window in the streets of Dur ban on some photographs of the destruc- tion of his own house, apparently taken by British officer who was with the troops that destroyed the house. He re cognized the place from the first of the series of pictures, which showed the sol diers round about the house with wa gons, on which the furniture was being loaded; on one of them was tethered a small monkey belonging to one of the family, and the animal was clearly to be seen in the photograph. The second view showed the house at the moment of be- ing blown up. The third depicted the wreck.
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masheenery we're still burrid be hand"
 What dye think iv tn man down in Pinnsylvanya who says tn Lord an him is partners in a coal mine?" asked MT. Hennessy, who wanted to change the sub ject.
 Has he divided tn profits?" asked Mr. Dooley.