The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1902-01-02
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SS"''"V-thlf1sp pt tne average man
gmps,hy is curiosity.
-Hubby What sre you g1ius 10 set
me Tor Chri.tm.s Wiley nov mneh
srs you eoins TO sive me TO srerdf
Ned = Mics s,oyve.sn, told my .i,lsr
that you ssked her to marry zen txioe.
Tom Ne, diint | ulea her lwics 10
marry me once.
--sillicns = doh'i behave ,on have .ny
aim 10 life. CIuicus Oh. yts. I have.
My aim Is to 1.-Two near people ~ho live 10
glass houses
Teacher -Thomss. what arc tho
parts Of specify Tommy Tacher III
Ter an exhaustive mentl ,fIori) Its tho
way . man taiks when be rtu,,efs.
--pbysicisn II think can pull yoa
thronsh, ualess you csn DO II ., . reduc
lion irom your ususi rates. doc. You
needn't Try.
Nov. ssid the indge 10 conclusion,
have you anything 10 edsr the sou,t DO
Tore sentence is prono1needt No, replied
The prisoner, Igsve my Las, cent 10 my
lawyer.
AIRS Benhsm - Tte doctor says that
mothers illness has not yet reached . so
rions, stage. Bebhsm Well, suppose
we will have TO visit.
Who is that man who keeps saying IL
is always the nexpecied that bsppensY
I'm mol sure probably sn sttache OF the
weslher buresu.
There is Mrs. Merryeirl's husband
over there. Somehow he doesn't look like
= very bright chap 10 me. Does be know
snv,hinep Know anything, my desrl lie
doesn't even suspeo. snytbipg.
Did you marry IN industrious. hard
working msp' ssid Miss Cayenne. Yes,
indeed, said the girl With the picture hat;
Harold is nevsr idle. He plays golf oil
summer and whist oil winter.
The reasou come men never reach the
top Of the ladder. said the breskisst Gym
10. is because they wait at the bottom for
sp elevator to take them up.
Nell Did you ever sec q really good
msn7 Belle Lots OF them; but some 9th
or girl had always seen them fret. They
we're sll married,
-Wiswsg Why did you mover Sour
srspes-I couldn't s,snd the neighbor
hood. Wiswsg Well. they tell me IL
has improved wonderfully since you NOV
ed away.
Teacher (wbo catches . ten -yesr-old
her) johnny dsfney. II you
do not stop acting like Q fool shall dis
miss you from the recitation.
Daughter There will be literary peo
pie there. Mother Yes. and be on your
guard with them. But how shall l know
them, motheri BY their hair, long In
the men, and short 10 The women.
II you kind O. keep an eye oa these
seli-msde men. remarked Uncle Jerry Pee
bles. you'll fnd that lots Of EN- think the
obs 90 we'll done II don't need any pol
sh.
Mr. Goodman - Your little playmate
seems sad. Willie-Yes, sir. He hsd ter
stsy homo from school yisttd'y---- The
deal And he's sad on that sccounti
No. sir; it's because he had ter come back
Ter school terdsy.
Miss Gnsch - Poetry, OF course, comes
natural 10 you. l suppose ms really the
breath to your noslrils: Rimer-J Just
Ibout that substantial. II certainly isn't
he food to my stomach.
-Please, mssn. who hsd been absent.
vas kidpspped. That is no excuse, 70
,lsd the teacher. csnnot allow you lib
rites simply because your parents happen
o be rich.
-Lsdy Ito village jobber, who for days
las been "workins" In tbe house, -Csn
on tell me when you are likely TO have
iuicueu tuib JHuf suuu't IL you osu
oil me, nun, where I'm likely TO get On
ther.
-Fiut Psssenger-I wonder why We
ne making such . long stop st this sts
ionf Second IA traveller Of experience
presume II is beciuse DO one happens
0 be trying 10 catch the train.
They say. begsu Mrs. Twir.ers. tbs,
here 10 . fool 10 every family. Doyou bs
Isye IL. Mr. Ssundersi Well. sr-I hard
: know, stsmmered Ssuaders, You see.
am the only member Of our family.
MRS. De Blinks NO. tir, you csnnot
ave my daughter sIth my consent. ! dc
sst Jos. and wish | conld think Of some
'sy 10 make you miserable. Mr.. Hicks
Veil, then. why Dot become my mother
,-iswf
--Dssr mel ssid the British bslIe.
Ionder II those horrid Ysnkee papers ere
airing 10 insiDnsls that 20 have large
vet, Why. desri asked her friend. Oh.
WAS Iass reading one thst said. The
msriosn shoe bss invaded England. and
ls British lsdies srs wesriog large mum
ere.
Yer, s.id the Fairy Prince, yoa may
ave What ever you want iof . Chrisinss
resent | will choose. ssid tbs Forum
10 Person. either wife or sn sotomo
lie. How fooiisbl eTeisimed the Fairy
rioce. Why do yoo moi select something
lat you can msnsgef
"A Eupdsy school examination vas la
fosress and ,hs srsmipipg visitor put hls
asstior; What ali Moses do for Iivits
hils be ". With Jsibr97 Following .
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