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Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1902-10-21
For Sale, PRIVATELY

The undersigned offers for sale, privately,
2 Coils, one of them 8 years old and well
broken to ride and drive, and the other two
years old; rs good Blackface Ewes. home
raised. Terms to suit. Apply to w. H. Ben
ton. near Charles Town, or at the
Sept 23-1m. SPIRIT OFFICE.
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1902-10-21

A Matter of Sex.
Does your parrot talk?"
NO; it's a male. Philadelphia Bull
letin.
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1902-10-21

Gall now seems to be rather the prepon-
derating trouble with the little dyspeptic
around the corner.
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1902-10-21

The Denver (Col.) Times of October II
gives large illustration showing the Off
GERS of the Colorado National Guard as
they appeared in front of their headquar-
tiers tent when recently in camp at Fort
Riley, Kansas. A conspicuous figure at
the right of the group is Colonel H. N
Dorsey, formerly of this place, who holds
a commission of this rank on the Colorado
National Guard staff. Col. Dorsey, al
though not long a resident of Colorado, is
another plucky and deserving Charles
Town boy who has gone to the front on
his merits, and in the picture looks the
typical westerner and every inch soldier.
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1902-10-21

DEMocRArIc NOMINEE FOR CONGRESS IN
THE SECOND DISTRICT.
VIII spend three days Of this week in
in Jefferson, speaking at Summit Point
at 2:3o Wednesday afternoon, and at
Shepherdstown at 7:3o Wednesday
night. October ~; Middleway at 1890
Thursday afternoon, and Bakerton at
1870 Thursday night. October 20; Charles
Town at ago Friday afternoon. and
Harpers Ferry at 1880 Friday night. DC.
tober "a.
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1902-10-21
SALE
By observation-disclosures
VERY DESIRABLE FARM LAND,
and also two Houses and Lots,

BY virtue Of decree OF the Circuit Court
of Jefferson County. West Virginia. entered
cause therein pending, of ii B. Davenport
administrator, plaintiff, vs. Martha C. Daven-
poit and Others defendants, the undersigned
Special Commissioners aud Substituted Trus-
tees, will offer at public sale at the front door
Of the Court House Of said County, in Charles
Town, West Virginia. at IL o'clock a. ma. on
Tuesdays November 18Th. 1902,
free of dover, the following real estate Of
which H.'B Davenport di seized and pos
sessed, to-wit
/. That valuable limestone land known as
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1902-10-21

~
Election Tuesday, November 4 1902.
D
For Congress-2d District,
JOHN T. McGRAW,
OF Taylor County
For State Senate-15th District,
JOHN j. CORNWELL,
of Hampshire County.
For House of Delegates,
c. Nj. WETZEL.
For Clerk of Circuit Court,
JOHN NJ. DANIEL.
For Clerk of County Court,
w. r. ALEXANDER.
For County Supt. of Free Schools,
j. ALNUTT ENGLE.
For Co. Commissioner-Cha Town Dist,
SAMUEL L. RISSLER.
For Co. ner-Shepherdstown Dist,
NELSON T. SNYDER.
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1902-10-21
MIDW Az FARM,

containing about $50 acres. situate along the
Middleway turnpike, about one az d IA half
miles west of Charles Town in said Jefferson
County, improved with necessary farm build
lpgs, and having line stream of water ru a.
ming through it,, and on this farm is located
the ruins of the celebrated
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1902-10-21
Money to Loan

Charles Town Building Association will Re-
deem Shares or Loan Money on Monday
nights. 3. w. WASHINGTON.
Nov. 26-y. Sec'y and Treas'r
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1902-10-21

known es Lot No. - at corner of Kimball
A Venue and Roger street. on Poiatoe Hill. IN
said Town OF Charles Town. and called the
George Roberts house, me lot being IT'S feet
by 40 feet on the map of subdivision of C. VI,
NJ. u L. Co,
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1902-10-21
For Sale,

4 hne piano-Square Knahe-in best condi
ton. Will sell cheap. Auulv a. TIE sonui
Anea IL SPIRIT OFFICE.
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1902-10-21

Special Commissioners and Substituted Trus-
tees.
Hshebower & West. Auctioneers.
Oct 21-4t.
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1902-10-21
OLD CHAPEL.
HOUSE AND LOT

erected there during colonial times. This
farm has some good timber growing on it.
9 4 cl,fain
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1902-10-21
Optical ParIor.

have opened an Optical Parlor on North
Charles Street, Charles Town, in the room
formerly occupied by Geo. X Lewis. Those
suffering with optical defects are cordially in
vited for consultation. Satisfaction guaran-
teed.
WITCHES, CLOCKS AND JEWELRY
REPAIRED IN FIRST CLASS MANNER.
All work guaranteed.
Sept. 16,-tf. s. A. MARVIL.
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1902-10-21

In view Of the high price which will preva n
for coal during the coming winter the
Charles Town Gas q Water Co calls atten-
.lon 70 6as as cheap fuel for cooking. and
We We oner Gas Ranges at Cost TO any one who
VII VII use Gas Tor fuel. We submit that Gas IL
cheaper than wood or Goa for cookjng mr.
poses, and We invite investigation.
August 5-ff.
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1902-10-21
Executors Notice.

Having quail fed as Executorand Executrix
Of Sanil w. Wysong deceased, we hereby give
notice to all parties indebted to same, to make
settlement. and those having claims against
the estate to present them properly anthem
ticated
j. ]. WYSONG. Executor.
M. e. LEFEyER, Fxecutrix.
October 81. 1so2-4t
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1902-10-21
Money to Loan.

Money for sale by Jefferson Building ana
Loan ASSOCIATION on redemption of shares. or
Loaned on well endorsed negotiable man, - :.
or II month";. DAVID H0wPP aPef al
ECU AA-a. sec'y and Treas'r.
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1902-10-21

This is to certify that B. ID. Gihson. as Spe-
cial Commissioner has given bond IN the PEN
atty of 5000 as required by decree in the
above named case.
JNO. II DANIEL.
Clerk Of Circuit Court
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1902-10-21
viii C,ean, Press and Sew.

The undersigned win Clean and Press Gen.
uefnen's Clothing In first-cIass manner ana >,
moderate rates, and win also take N Plsia
Sewing. Residence in the former Gallahe,
house, West Washington street.
(Nrs.) SALLIE LANCASTER
July 29-tf. En-.
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1902-10-21
Homemade Tin Cans at

Homemade Tin Cans at
EASTERDAY & cos.
The most improved Oil Heaters are at
YESTERDAY IL cos.
-Four Second Hand Cooking Stoves, good
ones. Come and see them.
YESTERDAY 4 co.
Come and see our beautiful Steel Rang -
The Boss They are treasures. You ought to
have one, EASTERDAY Il ca.
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1902-10-21

SPIRIT OF JEFFERSON Telephone No. 90
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1902-10-21
CASE OF HOSIERY,

(105 doz. sizes 5-61x), FULL CASES YARN,
No. 1S). parts Of Cases Yarn different Nos J,
lot partially made Hose; also Office Furni-
ture-IR0N SAFE, . DESKS (roll top and
fat top). Letter Press and Stand, Revolving
Chair, lot Wooden Chairs and Stools, Clock;
Window Curtains, 80 Electric Lights and
Cord, and sundry other articles too numerous
to mention.
and over one-half cash and balance at 80 days
with interest. purchaser giving satisfactorily
endorsed note, payable at Jefferson Savings
Bank. or all cash, at option of purchaser.
For catalogues or full information. call on
or address GEO. NJ. BELTZHO0tER,
Oct. IA, 1902. Trustee.
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1902-10-21

TERMS or BALE. rsefibca ty The de-
ee.-One-third cash and tie residue TO BE-
in two equal insiament nay at'c % or before
one and two years ies ect vcly from day Of
sale. the purchaser OF purchasers giving bonds
for the deferred payments bearing ii erect
from day OF sale. ara the title TO / e retained
until all { G purs hase money shah have be- n
paid. The purchaser or purchasers to have
the option 70 pay al the lurchase oney in
cash.
n GJQ IN
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1902-10-21

I ERMS OF SALE prescribed by the de-
cree. One-third cash on day of SALE aud the
residue i'd two equat nnal payments, the de-
feired payments to be evidenced by the bonds
oftbe purchaser. bearing int est from tho
day Of sale the title to be retained till the
purt base money is paid in fn.l
FRANK BECKWITH,
FORREST W. BROWN.
GEO. ". BELTZH0OVER.
Special Commissioners,
hereby certify that Franz. Beckwith. one
Of the Special Commissioners named in The
foregoing advertisement has given bond and
security as required by law.
JNO NJ DANIEL.
Oct Il. Clerk Circuit Court.
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1902-10-21
sHEpHERDSTOWN. w. VA.

Saturday, November I, 1909
at ! O'Clock p. M, all the property of said
company. including the COMPLETE EQUIP
MENT.
Stock, Machinery and Fixtures,
consisting in part of ENGINE and BOILER,
BETTING. SKATING and PULLEYS. "a
matte g Bransau.) Is LEG MACHINES (6
Branson- HI. Brinton Il Col. 4 LO0PEkS
fHemworth q Coz. FLEECING MACHINE.
8 Hand Knitting Machines. Dry-Box Heating
Coil and Fixtures. Patterns (assorted sizes),
Tables and Racks. Baling aud Bags. Tools
and Supplies, Oil Tank and Oil. lot Cylinder
Oil. Buffalo Platform Scales. Small Scales.
Emory Wheel and Frame, Wise, Spirit Level;
also
The Tucson citizen., 1902-04-24
How He Fooled the Dow.

gentleman who is fond of STUDYING
wild animals In their natural surround
:ngs once had an opportunity of seeing
Tor himself an example Of the cunnint
for which the fox has become proven
bial.
AS he was standing near the bank OF
river one winter day, he saw q fox
run out upon the Ice and make straigh,
for hole. At the edge of the opening
he stopped. turned. followed his tracks
back to the bank. ran down the stream
and paused to await developments.
In little while q dog came tearing
out OF the woods. with his nose close
to the Ice and snow. He ran along the
Ice with his head down, following the
scent until be reached the opening. 1,
was then too late to check his speed
He plunged into the water and was los,
under the Ice.
The fox meantime had waited In
plain sight TO watch the effect of hIs
little trick After the dog came intc
view the fox remained perfectly mo-
tionless until be saw his old enemy
disappear. Then, with look on his
face which seemed TO combine a coed
naiured grin with n mild contempt. be
went nonchalantlg OF about bis bus..
ness
The Tucson citizen., 1902-04-24
Vet Enaea.

z"Ah," sighed the would be suicide.
bere is where all my troubles come To
end" And he sprang into the deep
|aters Of the bay.
He was mistaken.
For the life preservcr hit him In the
Fek aud he saw a million stars. The
fckhand made pass at him with a
Pathook aud ripped small sized
(evasse from his waIstband to his
PIar bone. Then they hauled him In,
bumped him. doped him. rolled him
Per a barrel for half an hour and
nstled him to the harbor hospital.
Iter which he was arrested. fined $40
hd roasted by the Judge and kicked
long the corridor toward the door. A
pe BIZ him as he departed.
Alas he sobbed, ..it is more trou-
e to die than to iive!"--San Francis.
Bulletin.
The Tucson citizen., 1902-04-24
-DrY M Atntinfina-,, >,

II is fairly obvious that the study q,
statistics 10 not exactly what woul0
be termed popular pasfime. saws
winthrop M. Daniels in The Atlantic
Librarians do not discover any exten.
siye demand for statistical literature.
Sir John Lubbock. IL remember
rightly. found no place for a single
volume OF figures in his hundred best
books, and In that food Of articles ON
"Books That Have Helped Me. by
Authors Great and Authors Small. :"
the same significant silence seemed TO
be maintained. There were some very
curious books that had npparcntly
proved helpful to certain persons, hut
there was unbroken testimony OF a
negative kind that nobody had ever
been helped by blue book.
To say OF anything las dry as sta.
ustics' Is at once TO conslgn II TO the
nethermost limbo of aridity. Snch H.
the verdict upon the finished statis
teal product. As for the methods EN-
ployed In constructing such tables
weighted averages. index numbers or
curves Of error--these to the wayfar
ing men are hidden and ingenious re-
pncmehts of cruelty, to be avoided Mt
all hazards or at least forgotten with
shudder and prayer.
The Tucson citizen., 1902-04-24
or,x,n of the sabbath.

The Sabbath as religious institu
ton is far older than the Pentateuchal
legislation. II. too. can he traced back
TO Babyionian prototype. not. how.
ever, as a day OF rest from labor. but
as kind Of atonement day, when by
various rites and by observing Ger.
tain restricted regulations the anger
of the gods could be appeased. On
this old institution the Hebrews in
grated their religious ideas and pro
duced the unique institution Of a day
observed as respite from the week y
toll and which, from being an 'inaus-
as delight. JaStrow in
,Ldependent.
The Tucson citizen., 1902-04-24
A Homeless cormmsms.y.

Some people live In New York; others
'iSt' 1t is certain that majority Of
Ut c't'zcns never owned home, They
We IN rented fats or houses all their
YES and do not know the meaning of
Many millionaircs dwell
hIied residences. Their homes are
"'h'r states, but they must be III
'l'h avenue during the social season,
'0 'Hty must keep house. .philadel-
-A taS been spoken OF as a COM
UNITY OF homes" New York lis a COM
.'"'} of rents. More than half OF our
'i' don't know what 1t Is TO pay
N+ Heir obligations of citizenship
' -'fi'ed by the landlord. who takes
.'At .ng out In the rent. We are
'""n~ characterlcss mob.--New
''a Press.
The Tucson citizen., 1902-04-24

EFFECTIVE AT ONCE--The Illin-
ois Central railroad viii put in new
fast schedule on their Omaha and Chr
cago line, whereby train No. win be-
cut down one hour. 1t will leave
Omaha at 7;45 p. m. daily via Fort
Dodge, Waterloo, Dubuque, Freeport
and Rockford, arriving in Chicago III
9 80 a. m. next day. Train No. will
be made daylight train leaving Omaha
at Z q. m. via the same route O. above,
reaching Chicago at 9:45 p. M. sanne
day. These two trains also carry
through equipment between Omaha and
st. Paul via Fort Dodge and AIbers Eea,
reaching Minneapolis at 7:26 :. IA. md
6:55 p. m. respectively. Tho equips
ment Of these trains includes the iateot
pattern wide veetibnled pulimAn oleere
ing car, buffet library srnoking car IT.
reclining chair car and dining ~.
The Tucson citizen., 1902-04-24
The ralice Canfmfm.

police captain In New York In
i ear Of his precinct. and public vir-
l. or vice prevails In his district In
kpportion as he Is vigilant or lax in
i enforcement OF law. A police cap.
/ n very quickly acquires reputation
4 bong the criminal element In the
D.. II he is known TO be easy going
crooked or "A condouer OF evil, IL his
p private life. represented by his
h.. by HIS lax conduct on duty. shows
b. 10 be man without high princI-
/ the criminal element will fioek 70
l. precinct, On the ether hand. the
boyle Of the rogues' gallery will natu.
By avoid the precinct Of vigiiant
sd high minded police captain In the
ne way as the rats will scumper
10 their dark holes when nood Of
knIight is thrown Ia on them.
|Tbe proper estimate has not heesa
|aeed, In my judgment on the pesi-
pn and Office of the precinct COM
anders None but the ,test equipped
kn morally and other wise. should bs
3osen for this sresponsibie position.
kelr salary should be made 10 large
to place them abese Temptation. and
strict account of their stewardship
koud lie dema nded. Rev. A. 7. Dog q
Outlook. ~ ~S
The Tucson citizen., 1902-04-24
HrnYcn NIfN I.OYe.

Are you sure 1t is really and truly
lover" she asked.
Positive" answered the practlca
young man who had just proposed. Il
tested IT,"
Tested it?"
"Yes. ! doctored myself for indiges-
ton for two weeks before definitely de.
Gliding just what the symptoms meant.
--Chicago Post
The Tucson citizen., 1902-04-24
A Cur.eus T,alra Of soath. Am.r.en

Z One OF the most curious palms In ths
world 10 called the ita and In yer.
abundant on the banks OF the Amazon
kio Negro and Orinoco rivers. In ths
delta OF the latter II occupies s~ampy
tracts. which are ut times completely
Inundated and present the appearance
or forests rising out of the water. The
swamps are Inhabited by tribe Of In
dams called Guaranes who subsist a.
most entirely upon the produce OF the
tree. During the annual foods they
suspend their houses from tops OF the
tall stems Of the palma The outer skin
OF the young leayes II made into cards
for hammocks. and the soft inner bark
Yields q nutritious farinaceous sub
&eanc@ Ak
The Tucson citizen., 1902-04-24
m. eAampsea rats asaH.

A knot Of raen was gathered In tina
smoking room at the club the other
evening. AL ordinary topics bad been
exhausted, and they finally entered
upon contest 10 see who could tell
the most remarkable story about the
fat men or the lean men they had seen
A veritabie AnanIas was awarded
f,rst pssze without dissenting voice
when Ne asserted that he had met In
his travels man 30 thin that he could
Ego through a Cute without striking o
note"
The Tucson citizen., 1902-04-24
c,ntmp ., meurusns Caste n !.

All Eskimos are superstitions about
death, and. although they hold festt
vals In memory OF departed friends.
they will usually carry dying person
to some abandoned hut. there to drag
out his remaining days without food.
medicine. water or attendance After
the death OF n husband or a wife the
survivor cuts the front hair short aud
fasts for twenty-five days.
The Tucson citizen., 1902-04-24
HUMAN HEAD HUNTERS.
The SavNges of Polynesia stilI Tly
This Horrible Trade.


This Horrible Trade.
In the scarce known islands of the
Pacific sea New Guinea, Borneo,
Ceram, Gilolo and others too numer-
Gus to mentlon-man still exists in the
primeval state. and that most horrible
of practices, head hunting, is still in
dulged In In spite of all efforts of varf-
Gus governments and missions as well
as philanthropic societies who have
come in contact with the people.
Just as the scalp lock on the belt Of
the young buck Indian was token OF
manhood. SO the CORY head impaled on
tall pole over the hut of the would be
young warrior. papuan or Dayak, pro-
claims to all the prowess of the youth.
henceforth man and eligible for the
council and the wooing of the maidena
1t Is immaterial how the trophy be OBJ
tained, whether by ambuscade or In
fair battle. Generally 1t Ii the former.
| The candidate for martial honors sim
ply waits his chance by night In some
neighboring village as craftily and pa.
tiently ms leopard on the prowl, the
kris or poisoned arrow does the work
swiftly and silently, and the severed
head has ample time to cool before the
deed Is discovered and calls for retri-
button.
Thus an incessant vendetta and car
nage go on. and only by living in in
accessible forests and strongly stock.
AIDED places IL 1t possible at all for
the tribes to save themselves from an.
initiation. OF the vast island cont
nent of New Guinea the western OF
Dutch part IL the worst looked afte-.
aE3 1t often happens that numerous
raiding parties In their great war ca
noes come swoopIng down the coast
before the northwest monsoon and
carry death and desolation into tho
comparatively quiet British portion
around the mighty Fly river. opposite
Torres strait. by the time the news
In carried TO Thursday island and the
gunboat starts away In pursuit II In
generally too late, and the marauders
have vanished.
| The writer was present once at the
capture OF war party. and forty
| eight heads were taken from the ca.
noes. Hanging and deportation 10 pc
nal servitude seem to I've but slight
deterrent, for the terror recurs almost
as regularly as plague OF iocusss.
| These Papuans are a hardy. wariiLe
people and expert bowmen. and they
rely on their skill with this potent
weapon solely. using their clubs for
the dispatch Of wounded foes.
The Dayaks Of Borneo and their
neighbors. on the other hand. are in
favor Of the "sumpitan" or blowpipe,
shooeing little diminutive but very cum
niIsgiy poisonsi arrows. The ''sumpi-
tan" has often spear head attached
to the outer end, IKE bayonet on
musket. For close lighting they rely
on the dreaded ''parang." heavy. hoI.
low ground broadsword about two feet
long. with the handle often carved Of
ivory and ornamenfed with gold and
pearis. the wooden scahbard covered
with human skin and hair.
They count him a poor warrior who
cannot sever head clean with one
blow delivered backhandee. Even in a
mountainous part OF the Malay p<rsn-
suIa, north Of Afalacca. In the D.nd-
ings and Hegri Sembilan. there In to
this day remnant tribe or head hunt
ers called the Sa-kl.
The Tucson citizen., 1902-04-24
MRS, EcKIs STEVENSON.

knee. Hundreds Of dollars went to the
',or and the druggist. was simply
sslkine medicine chest and = phys
| ! wreck. My sister reading In Ohio
ka,e me that she had been cured Of
nh trouble by using Lydia X.
nkham's Vegetable Com
md and advised me 10 try 1t. /
~ discontinued all okher med icinea
i cave vour Vegetable Compound q
oree"eh trial. Within four weeks
Srlv all pain had icft - j rarely
n headaches, and my nerves~were In
Iruch better condition, and ] was
IA in three months, and this avoided
tsrrible surgicaf aperation. ~ Mrs.
Esm STEVENSON. $50 So. State St.,
In Lake City, Utah. $1,000 forfeit y
r. tsstir,osfsi 10 not gsssiSs.
Remember every woman is
IrdIally invited to write to Mrs.
knkham If there In anything
bout her symptoms she does not
hderstand. Mrs. Pinkham's
adress Ii Lynn, Mass.
The Tucson citizen., 1902-04-24
waen Weeds Decay.

Tests have been made to determins
the variat tons in the length OF time
that is required to produce decay In
different kinds OF woods when buried
under the surface Of the ground. The
birch aud aspen were both found tn
decay In three years. the willow and
the buckeye In four years. the maple
and the red beech In Ave years, elm
and ash In seven. while the iarcli. ju-
niper and arbor vita were uninjured
ut the expiration OF eight years.
The Tucson citizen., 1902-04-24
WANTS TO HELP OTHERS.

II had stomach trouble all my life"
says Edw. Mehler. OF Union Bottling
Works. Erie Pa. land tried all klnds
of remedies. trying to get moments
peace. Finally / took Kodol Dyspepsia
Cure and / never found It's equal for
stomach trouble and gladly recon-
mend it." II cures all stomach trou-
bles. 1t digests what you eat s. ID.
Bell 6 Son.
The Tucson citizen., 1902-04-24
Compensation.

Mrs. Jones--IIow do you like your
new cook, Mrs. Brown?
Mrs. Rrown~-Wcll, I'll tell you. She
ia perfect failure Mt cooking but
then. there are always compensations
She cooks 80 wretchedly. in fact. that
she can't eat her own cooking. 1t real
ly IL quite Il saving. you know.-Boston
Transcript,
The Tucson citizen., 1902-04-24
Name Too Liberal.

"Mr. LIngcr spends a great deal OF
time with you. Molly" said Mr.. Kit
tish to Miss Frocks.
"Yes. but that's all he does spehd' -
Detroit Free Press.
The Tucson citizen., 1902-04-24
A Coutrncfor.

"Vhat does your father dor asked
the teacher of the new boy.
Hes n contractor" was the reply.
IA railway contractors"
"No. ma'am: sausage contractor
He ties up the ends after anot4er man
hns filled them"
The Tucson citizen., 1902-04-24

No man can be brave who considers
oa,n the greatest evil of life or TEN
norate who regards pleasure as the
highest pood.-Cicero.
The Tucson citizen., 1902-04-24

BY the time we get what we want In
life we want something else great
deal more. Saturday Evening Post
The Tucson citizen., 1902-04-24
h SURGEONS KNIFE
/ Eckis Stevenson Of Salt
.ta city Tells How Opera
"n ,ons For Ovarian Troubles
Nav Be Avoided.

Main MRS. PINKHAM:--I suffered
pnH pinnHaammation Of the ,ovaries and
D D. ~ sor over six years, enduring aches
mp mus iu which none can dream Of but
pb wbo have had the same expe-