The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1902-09-07

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no go" : '' ''i''' a'''''-' .
1s9 10 90 '.''.' .'ie ~"
point o. 1Ni'''.i'e.'' paitiSUiai's -
H'ti'o' - y iiato 10 fei'' = tii'' y
was "il'leh ps an Ehsl's't'iiail' = =
SO aiS'ihcIS q "orK OF WI ana cieN''-
ness ott MI efosiaho tens US pfese'l"s
mat nc Goes not fead Funch, ala ;" we
begin TO understand MIN oesf'sr. he n9@s
not read Punch for the reason. ne SAYS
that some ono has proved that sevcnsy-
i've per cent of outsiders, ioHas in Punch
-. !, :. go, ,,,.,t, ~ ,,o sword
". II. u.
The Unspeakable Scot nav be de-
.cr,haa ~, . boIt-hn,norous lalf-sa. ions
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"i'u Il "hoiis = -'->'i -
Scottish character and fen2a.an saf.
The book must be an abominad IA TO the
eI,o,i,i,,at ,racI and 10 Tho S,of Of The
c.,,,;,t, ,s :; ,,,i,l .,,,,.,,
hiiio tiiae SUM- '7t''ts'' ii'IA -
he expressed the OPINION that ! 20"
would have a Scotchman see j i,iic it
.a, ~ ,,o,.rc,,,, . st,r,i,a, 30, a.
ton on MN; nut IL must dPP+ii % d
huge Joke to every leavened child ard
49,, ia coo+;o
,,
NJ - $50 ~
at the conclusion that the vogue u ,tl.e
Scot in England and America. q the
,,.,o,,,. &c so,o, ;n,7ifforenco and rot of
a.,
Ne'e'isti
wane and that 1t was achieved DV me
Office Of CHEAP virtues He goes on TO
a...,, a.. ;,to,so s,+isf,,.,ion
....,,..,,,
mat IN pollllcs' afts' leiteIS' JVt'' li..tiA'''
and sundry other departments of aslv-
ity the Scot has never ACCOMPLISHED
anything that really matters. lie Is par
ticulally savage on the SOCIAL I'd Scot
fish pow-wow men, and the whole OF
the literary and Journalistic "hoot-awa-
mon set. and the persons who boom
them
0iI. Grosland would have us t.z-ieNe
that The Unspeakable Scot was lot
written in any spirit OF iiippancy end
tonculcnce but with an honest Leslie 10
hold the mirror UP to Scotland, ana 10
enable he;, Cor once in a way, to see
herseT as itheTs see her but 10" can
We believe him with such passages as TINS
staring as in the face:
He Nthe scot) is the one species OF
human animal mat Is taken by ali the
world to be MY per cent cleNefeF ana
plucklef. ana hohester tflan the l3ets "sii.
rant re Is We Hd" WIN liie l'edcocft ;
tau OF ms own painting ne Is tlie "9S
who has beeh at pains TO cultivate the
convincing roar OF non iis - mo
Inc gentleman whose lathef 'oiiS Win q
muck fork And, 10 nave done WITH
parable, he is the clumsy iout rom uile
lietudlescleugh, who. AFTER a chlldhood OF
intimacy with the cruaest SORT OF poverty,
ana Twelve ilioLttis a. ,iis tel'Sst on
moneys wrung from the diet OF 1he lam-
tly, drops his threadbaTe Kilt and comes
South i'll a STOP SUIT TO instruct the Eng
hsh III me avs " clsillzatloil anu ~
Scotch, and the Scotch superstition is
heavy on our Southern lands England
will forthwith give him a chance Tor an
English chance is his birthright soon,
forbye shall ho be living in '.cha1nae,s.
and writing idiot books. Or he shah
swell and hector and fume in the sub
EDITORS room of half-pennv paper or
pompous and grayel-piu3 city house
capacity OF confidential cte-z. CIR he
shall be cashier in q Jam factory or boo
,n6 hoo, behind a MERGERS ,,oun.er. or
"uai, on in n coffee tavern. or. for mat
matter soak away his chapped sru-it in
-, fn1,r-ale liars of Fleet Sra i
I'M. - malicious on The face Of IT.
-. sn,o,,d Thought. and nv vi,t,;, OF
:, ~ ~, ie 4a,n,,tad 10 ,,sfi,.,. a
~ W., r,os1aT6 soosn,t moan q ,1I.s so
mo words make Il .,.,nta,-.
,t +,,,,ores Of hi,rnot softan his
ne = '-tl, ,,m,,st or sarcasm Tbsrt,
mos 90 as IN il,e honly thai No
are Two ~, !, ret oI,a concIu6qs M.
must pfeSei'g cno,e+itior
chapter on ne sep,t.s,. ,,aIiat sa,,se
Ihat ltaoiiaii ~ - ao,,i,,
10 bLlid 4 VII lo' ,r - "a
the sco,cn oat ~ .,,a,e...,,5 ,.aars inc scct
IL MAJ OF . 't -. s,,a,,,, ~
was He,al nv 80 n,rai,,s, M. ,yitl
plotted ana 1'-aae W.
France. ,4.. ~, ,.,-,
III. mat Nhe i7c oteit 49,. -. - ~
lame woman 4aho. aseol Il. rs ,..,,s,
Scotch, That PARAGON Oh al. IL. 1iae ,,,7
Mary Stuart, IN liet ho"t % ~ sa,S
N. That II Was the scotch Wv go
Charles |. land Stuart, 10 inc faitla
sscntarians for 100000 pounds.
X That the Stuaits We're the wicket
est and stupidest kings Europe mas eNt'
known.