Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1902-09-20
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htedi Ihll DeHllS MOnuuy.
Beware of the gaudy sock.
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Look out for the equ.hoctial.
Have bandages ready for the corn
cutters.
Time to gather herbs for homemade
medicines.
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The city man generally cuts corn
with razor,
There may also be premium for
the most extensive grunt.
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The man who wins the blue at the
fair will not necessarily feel blue.
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Wednesday of fair week will be
day OF paradise for the youths under
~.
Both being candidates for Congress
makes Rev. Crispln and Gen. Dick feel
real chummy.
1t may he that kind Words Never
Die" but they don't satisfy any
healthy appetite.
TO meet an escaped prisoner at mid
night in lonely district is not the
| most pleasant experience
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The annual class rush at Buchtel
college will probably develop some
new material for the football squad.
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3. The committee on music for the cam
paign opening should ask Tim Barry
to write song especially for the oc.
casion.
1t Is really, seriously and earnestly
: to be hoped that the clean streets will
be something more than a joke next
, Saturday.
The experience of City Commission
er Wildes will have tendency to
cause many a young man to think
twice before purchasing gaudy socks.
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} No one ever imagined that the
, Board would hesitate to submit the
site question to a vote Of the people,
but over-confidence has wrecked more
than one plan.
1t Is said that n number OF agents
for soothing syrups have rendered their
services to Mr.. G. w. Brewster to
help him keep order during the baby
contest at the fair.
. II anyone is doubtful that this
, years fair is going to be success,
let him consult Secretary Mbert Hale,
Of the Summit County Agricultural
society, who will cheerfully set any
and. all fears at rest
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Girls who must go without buggy
: rides while their SWANS are training
. for football, console themselves that
I there will be no excuse of that kind
: fol' the young men who slight them
!, now, when sleighing Is good.
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In Topsy Turvy land one day last
week one blue gill caught six gillnet
tcrs, but as only one of them was large
I enough to keep, the other five will
n their eyes ut out and mouth,
4 drawn crosswise were thrown away,
= The Eastern rubber factories
T. In vent been working along all sum
t mer for nothing. One OF these days
Is there will be n big rain, much mud
. MA sloppy weather, and then there
viii be a big sale OF mackintoshes ant
rubber shoes in Akron.
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Perhaps the Celebrated Prestidigi
tnior Col Sawyer, who mystlfied Tho
% Councimen and obtained his port by
" his skill, might be prevailed upon tC
/, perform the celebrated trick whicl
I consists in taking money from thu
70 air aud other odd places. The money
Al Obtained thereby might be used II
,r tho purchase of the site, when one IL
n decided upon.
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- Now let everybody for few mo
Is ments start to recall the notices the,
used TO see while attending the "littl
red school house on the hill" or othe
d institution IF learning For the tim
n. being, the following are remembered
/, when a task is once begun neve
leave IL till it's done" "Ten golde
10 minutes lost "The idle mind Is tn
ne DEVILS workshop" "Order Is Heaven
first law"
ly The story that the managers of Sc,
20 eral OF the lake resorts around Akro
arc bidding for the new city Hall a
:" an attraction cannot be verified. ThI
a matter was brought to the attention @
Mr WIN Christy Saturday, but he Is G
the opinion that there Is undoubtedl
mistake somewhere. When aske
which he believed would be the bette
location for the hall, the White Cit
IN. or the nelghborhood around Blue Pom,
-. Mr. Christy's only reply was, 'Is Tu
keyfoot not to he considered at all?"
"a AT the time "Dick" Inskeep wrot
nv to the City Commissioners and thanl
nv. ed them In advance for fixing eros
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