Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1902-03-11
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Methuen will have some trouble to
tell how it happened.
An opportunity to talk is something
that Mr.. Walker never lets slip.
Collectors should have the decency
not to call OH city employees in bunch.
Lest Sergeant Donahue pass entirely
from public view it may be pat to re-
mark that his initials are NJ. j. Ii.
| The House Hunters might form
union and demand that owners of
houses seek them instead of vice versa.
Just what Mr.. Walker has seen in
the results OF previous mass meetings
to make them so popular with him IS
not clear on the surface.
General Kitchener would cause a
great saving in clerical work for his
staff by having slips printed, begin
ming: 81 regret to report" and leaving
blanks for the details.
zone of the most democratic Of men,"
said the Observing Citizen, lis Rev.
Mr.. Alspacb, of Grace Reformed
church. You frequently see him at
work about his residence in the morn
ing, wearing rubber boots and an old
coat with tile collar turned up
A lot of Uncle Han" Monroes friends
took straw vote on the Republican
nomination for Sheriff at Mr.. Monroe's
cigar store. Uncle Han says the
result was Barker II, Hollnger /, but
the "boys" have threatened to send
for the Famous John IT, to make an
official count
Franklin township Democrats are
about to establish new order of
things. They will hold caucuses on
Saturday afternoon, March Is, at
o'clock. This will be the first
time in the history Of the township
that the Democrats have held caucus
In the afternoon.
Mayor Doyle said at Council meeting
Monday night that it had been found
necessary to- do something to stfffen
up the spines of Summit county's
Representatives Now, wouldn't 1t be
funny If the Representatives were to
send back word that little bracing
up in the Mayors spine would be a
good thing at times?
The Inconsistency of the squeal from
the over grown canal boat, over the
matter Of having been "scooped" on
the teachers troubles, is shown by
the fact that there are 80 notes at n
local bank which the alleged makers
will not pay. Sour grapes and small
potatoes are poor diet in journalism.
Three physicians from the county of
Stark, were in the city Monday on
business. The three "healers of hui
manity" had several hours of leisure
In the afternoon, and they decided to
find one certain place of which the
Canton uioctor had heard, where
"Rhein wines" was sold, brand, by
the way, which good authorities say is
not sold in Canton. Now, two of these
doctors are very corpulcnt, and walk.
Ing any distance is, with them, thing
, of considerable consequence.
After meandcring about the streets
for half an hour, looking for the "Rheir
Wine" place, they encountered re-
porter, who, noticing the fatigued look
of the "corpulents," stared rather rude.
, ly for moment.
, Say, young fellow, where do they
. keep that Rhein wine about which we
[ have heard SO much in Cantony" asked
Q one OF the "medlCs.
A cRIght across the road, gentlemen,
5 was the answer.
/, And with God bless you. young
r man, the trio Of "mcdics" broke fol
. the ''Rheln wine" place at.a Stai
? Pointer gait,
ACROSS THE PARK.