Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1902-08-13
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Mts. uoon-Ane oeaSva susu
good man. MT. aoon-4es; gu. som
tunes FANCY MS na,o - u'ne '0o
smah tor MS neaa.-fuck.
Blonde Bridesmaid = The ushers
haven't seated your Aunt Maria With
the family otner br'oesma'o ss.sssI
to the brloe)-No' sne only sent
pickle-forks-Lite.
With String: Little Johnny-My
paws Republican. What's your paw
Little Geogie-He says he's indepena-
ent, but nav outlines MS tose'sn
policy.-Chicago Recofd'H Herald.
Premature Inquiry: Miss Gushington
What do you consider the ten best
books. Mr. Seet7 Con Sect 1.-THE young
author)- Really, I've only written slx
books SO far. you Neutrality-suspicious.
Press.
Possible: Uncle Stephen Saris.
here's q piece bout how they're telie-
grafin 'thout wires. BY jinksl
woodent be 'sprised to hear next tns1
they're sendin' letters 'thout postass
stamps.-Judge.
An Awkward Deadlock: "Why are
they not speaking? "They Quarrsled
about which loved the other more.
"Well?" "And now each IL afraid TO
give in for fear Of offending the other.
Brooklyn Life.
He had asked the Boston maiden Tor
a kiss. "Oh. SIR" she cried. blushinE
81 have never been kissed in all ny
life" "Well, l suppose somebody has
got to break the Ice" replied the
practical young man.
Preparing for the Start: "Mercyi
where did you get all the booksF
why. I'm trying to read up q rev OF
them 80 as to know what to take away
to read when ! leave for my summer
vacation Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The Thoughtful Girl: Madge- Dolly
il going somewhere with that young
man this evening. Marjorie-Yes, 90
ing to sit with him in the hammock.
Right after dinner she went upstairs
and put on dark shirt-walst."-
land oregonian.
Curate-why don't you come to
church. John? Come next Sunday. VIII
Won? John-,Ow long do 1t last. SURF
Curate-Oh. not very long. About an
hour or SO. John-Lor'. bless yer. sur.
It bain't worth while changing yer
shirt for't!-sketch.
Miss Fairfax-Good.mawin'. Aunt
Caroline Why amt YOU washin' now.
.dav.3 Amt Caroline fremoyiuR her
nine from her mouth,-Wel,, you zee.
Mis-. clara IA hin out q wuhk % long
dat now. when l could wink. finds
rs done los nah taste TO it.-Judge.
wu,v,s Renlv. Wllv-l met our new
,,,n,.ta, ~, ~, wav 70 snnda y.school.
mammo and ha asked me II l ever
Waved marbles on sunday. Mother
I'm And what did you say to thatl
wuIv-J said. Get thee behind me.
i satan, and walked right OF and left
bim-rid- BIts.
.1uh, do vou carry that umbrella.
u..,. ~ 49, 49, not raining "No. air..
ga az. y ~ smn,s not shin,nr..' ..No.
Ia. ANU . rs a,hy do Won carry it?'s
.w.,, Whom ,t,s raining pa wants It;
..,,an ~. srr,s shining mn wants
:. ana ~. on,y this kinder weather 1
- -. - ,,so = ~ oIln
., 4, artortain,ue her
IN. MS. - s;.n,,ata o.ad ave. to din.
NIUE sui s,.,,,a p a.n rom ont your own
nei Witt lrbo "a .trncrl,np with
me % 80. W. thant vnn
q piece on n.s p'as ~ - ~. haes i,ve
lwitn a aespera.e on" a. - :. ~. -
cut '"lse 90 Us rsa,,aa Tsm..
nothe--e'.es %
1t Is toio OF a learneu p.o'es ~. ~
was Detter az 1Ieek ,,. .ual :, s s.h,,h :.
atter rouhu ~ tus ~ n. ~. ~ .rrn.
haa tooz,eu nost ~ No s s.a',nn-a.,n.
to MS cadole TOT aus'ee 40 ~. ~ .,,th,.. g
nus pay. Ane rep's a.. $50, -
caoaie was' see I,.sa,. ~. -
teach iaddies Lat'n anu ueA' W. =
needs a heaa tof gown !,
Really hattleu: D'u sou lee' ~ -
nervous "n ,e, s1u -. ~ ~ az ~ ~.
essay on Ane nsse' ~. .Ae - :.
sentMny Hssen,"' y,
cro"dl .n ,..e',,,, s .,.,.st
uate repnea' "aS aM,us .p
naa hoticeu jus. 10 " .. -. ~. -.
the stage .na. my ,e.. sav m.N.,s
unt'eo' -cn.caso neeo'1A 9 a
Fate: Once there We're TWO oeaut'.ul
white eggs laid sue ny sue III VIC.
new nest. a great Dig man gatneleo
them up with ms rough hands anu YOU
was GOOD little egg, and went into an
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