Sunday Washington globe., 1902-06-08

course, time did not let him set Roosevelts
scaip, so he had to take in reef until a
1ore favorable opportunity. For this reason
General Boyuton has now declined to enter
into a controversy with Mr., Daish.
The Congressional Directory is not
adorned with Daish's name, but Boyntou
lends a tinge to the pages Of that compi.
latiou The blue book does not contain any
reference to Daish's appointment to any
government Office, but it shows that BOyn-
ton has three Even Who's Who IN
America" does nos contain a biographical
sketch Of Daish, while it slops over with
aaUery of Boyuton. Daishs name is TO be
found ia the list Of members Of the Ameri-
can Historical Association and. as well, as
an alumnus of the IoIus Hopkins univer'
sity. Boyuton does not seem TO NIL either
Of these requirements. The City Directory
has Daish down as a lawyer, aud we pre-
sumo this is sufficiently reliable. Certain
it is, he has a good case, aud he as certainly
has the facts with him this time. He ap-
pears to be after Boyntou, and Boyuton has
been trapped in his own net.
At last accounts General Henry Vesuvius
Boyntou was drawing his three salaries and
doing the clam act in the San Juan Hill
business.
whsther the two English setter dogs
owned by the Hon James L. Norris,
treasurer Of the Democratic Congressional
Committee, and unrecognized member Of
the Democratic National Committee, are
inherently vicious or whether they discrim-
mate in couhuing their bad behavior to at
taches of this paper is an sociological prob
lem the staff of the GLOBE has been en-
deavoring to solve, by experiment.
Certain It is that the more amiable Of
these two CANNES in making a grab for the
bosom Of our associates trousers fastened
its teeth in the coat tails which fortunately
covered the same and hung on in a serious
business like way until the ready witted
scribe kicked out from behind as he used
to see the army mule perform the feat, aud
the Norris dog let go-reluctautly. Mr..
Norris resides on c street, near Four aud-a.
half, in a stately mansion and the two dogs
reside on the sidewalk in front Of the afore-
said edihce. The children playing on the
sidewalk when they venture to disturb
these nimalsor come between the wind
and their dogships receive warm reception
and hastily beat a retreat. II was while
trying to save his venturesome little boy
that the setter settled its molars in our as
sociate's coat tail. The remarkable part of
the affair, however, remains to be narrated.
In the aforesaid coat tail pockets we're
copies Of the SUNDAY GLOBE containing
our able leader of Sunday last and the
CANNES teeth punched right through that
portion of the editorial referring to the ne
cessity of a District leader for the local
democracy The dog and his fellow canine
will be closely watched from now on and
observations carefully noted of all mauifes-
tations of their autipathy to SUNDAY GLOBE
scribes. 1t is superduous to add that Mr.
Norris owns the sidewalk in front of his man
sion and he has assigned that portion of the
residence to the dogs. Pedestrians who do
not like this arrangement have the privilege
of the opposite side walk or the middle of
the steet Mr.. Norris, no doubt, modelled
after his great and good friend" Grover
Cleveland, in coruering the land and waters
Of Buzzards Bay and turned the side walk
over to his brace of settlers.
No; the GLOBE scribe will not sue for
damages. He knows by experience the
herculsau task of making Mr.. Norris drop
more than nickel in the slot at one sitting
/ and he generates ali the hot air" himself
that he can carry without exploding
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