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The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1902-06-12

No man thinks he is as stupid
as he looks.
1t is easy to secure the worlds
good opinion if you have the price.
Husbands ire not made to order,
but some wives seem to think SO.
Fortune is the girl who loses her
temper and never finds it again.
Ignorance is bliss until it begins
to associate with egotism.
Scandal continues to be a fash
ionable society game.
No, vegetarians cannot eat the
leaves of the table.
The wooden-legged man has a
board walk Of his own.
At the dance the tipsy Walter
is what we call a loaded revolver.
When she is the apple of his eye
it is usually his desire to pair.
Just because man suffers from
boils is no Indication that he is a
lobster.
Some fellows are like plugged
nickle. You can't pass them
without raising row.
Detectives are not always thin
although some of them vast away
to mere shadow.
When we hear of a woman be-
ing unexpectedly happy" we are
apt to wonder if she is a deaf mute.
The difference between repartee
and impudence depends on the
size of the man who gets it off.
The play can't be half so dry as
the men who go out between the
acts.
The bravest soldier may want to
run from meeting the enemy-his
creditors.
Many good man blacks boots
and many bad man blacks cha
racters.
1t IS deporable fact that a girl
can never get her first kiss but
Cnce.
Ills more difficult for some men
to collect their wits than their
bill.
Were it not for the things we
are going to do life would not be
worth living.
A young man may have no bust
ness to kiss a pretty girl, but. he
might manage to make a pleasure
of it.
There are two things a man
never can understand. One is
why he is never appreciated. and
the other is why he is expected to
appreciate anyone else.
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1902-06-12
A FIREMAN's CLOSE CALL.

81 stuck tony engine, although every
joint ached and every nerve was racked
with pain" writes G. w. Bellamy, To-
connective fireman, of Burlington, Iowa,
II was weak and pale, without any ap-
petite and all run down. AS I was
about to give up, got bottle of Elec-
trio Bitters and, after taking it, I felt
as well as I ever.did in my life" Weak,
sickly, run down people always gain new
life, strength and vigor from their use.
Try them. Satisfaction guaranteed by
J. W. Legg Price 80 cents.
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1902-06-12

Let the committee know how many
Chautauqua tickets you want.
Mr.. 9. F. Ward and family spent
Sunday in Powder Springs.
We regret to learn of the sickness. of
Mrs. Jane Glover.
Born to Mr. and Mrs J. j. Anderson,
nine pound boy.
If Query hadn't been in the race,
Estill would have defeated Terrell, or
come very near doing it.
Sam Jones' county, Barlow, went for
Terrell. Sans influence seems to be
of no great shakes,
Born to Mr.. and Mrs. g. J. MARITIME,
in Waco, Texas, ten pound boy. The
parents were formerly of Marietta.
Hon. N. A. Morris left for Ducktown,
Teen, Tuesday, having been employed
to bring suit against the Copper Mines
for the killing of Mr.. Jones.
Some one stole a pair of pants con-
tanning $500 from the Sewell boarding
house on Monday. The pants were
found by negro boy in the culvert.
Mr. and Mrs. Mongin Brumby, of
Dunedin, Fla, will spend the summer
here with his parents, Mr.. and Mrs. ].
r. Brumby.
Rev. S. r. Belk was invited to preach
for DR.. Hopkins at Centenary church
Chattanooga, next Sunday, but de-
clined.
The Charlottesville Democrat has
accepted the result" of the guberna-
torial race. If it hadn't, Just imagine
the trouble that would have .ensued.
Now, let us have peace.
Mrs. Henry Myers and Miss Sarah
Green, of Jacksonville, Fla, who have
been at Mrs. Cleveland's, left Sunday
to spend the summer at Wartrace,
Tenn, with Mr.. r. NJ. Cleveland's fam
lily.
The Daughters of the Confederacy
will hold their regular monthly meet
ing Monday afternoon, June 18th, at
the residence of Mrs. J. B. Glover. All
Daughters are urged to be present. An
interesting program has been arranged.
Mrs. S. V. SANFoRD.
The primary being equal to an cleo
ton, hereafter every voter should be
required to vote in his own precinct.
The present method allows all oppor-
tunity for repeating. The Australian
ballot system is the one thing we need
to preserve the ballot free from cor
ruption and intimidation.
The Marietta Journal and the Allan
ia Weekly Constitution one year $1.85
Mr.. John Booth, who was candi-
date for coroner, said as many nice
things about his opponent as he did
for himself. He says Lyon got the
votes and he wants the peoples SYM
pathy.
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1902-06-12
ADDITIONAL LOCALS.

Capt. r, w. Boone has resigned as
President of the Board of Trade.
Miss Mary Jones. of Turin, Ga, is the
guest of Mrs. D. F. McClatchey, Jr.
Rev. G. G. FARRELL, of Jasper, was the
guest of DR.. Belk Monday night.
The Episcopal Sunday School picnic
ed at Kinks Chapel Tuesday.
Mr.. T. w. Read has moved into his
new house.
Prof. D. n. Baldwin left Monday
evening on business trip to Rome.
Miss Rosa Roesel has returned to At
lanta.
Mr.. Clarence Power is now shipping
clerk at Brumby's Chair Factory.
Miss Prudence Myers, of No. /,
Summer county, Tenn, is visiting Miss
Cleveland.
Mrs. d. T. Ward and two children,
of FranklintoD, N. c., are visiting her
Mr.. Walter Manning, of Fort Nc
Pherson, was the guest of his cousin,
Mr.. Ed Manning Sunday,
Miss Julia Roesel and Mr.. Reuben
Shell, of Atlanta, visited Mr.. Will
Roesel Sunday.
Rev. S. r. Belk at the recent COM
mencement of the La Grange Female
College was elected Trustee.
We regret to learn of the sickness of
Mr.. Carl Barnes, who has been off duty
since Friday.
Mrs. NJ. E. Fields and Miss S. S.
Gambler, of Gainesville, Ga, are visit
ing their sister, Mrs. J. A. Fields, on
Atlanta street.
Mr.. John D. White is out on the
streets on crutches. His health is good
now since he underwent the amputa-
ton of his leg.
LAXATIVE CHoc oLATEs cures Chronic
Constipation and Liver Troubles. Pleas
ant to take. Purely vegetable. Guar
anteed by @. NJ. Crosby & Go,
Awhile infant was found dead in
Browns woods on Saturday. No clue.
The Atlanta Journals joint debate
mud hole has been filled up with some
thing better.
Mr.. E. w. Thomas had his foot badly
mashed in town Thursday by his mule
stepping on it, the nails on two toes be-
ing mashed off.
Miss Louise Schilling, who has been
visiting Mrs. A. N. Edwards, has re-
turned to her home at Marietta Eli
ay Courier,
Mr.. w, A. Miller has given up his
position as bookkeeper for Marietta
Chair Co. and gone to his parents at
Madison, Ga. He is succeeded by Mr..
Carraker of GAINESVILLE.
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1902-06-12

For the home table Canned
Fruits and Vegetables are about
as economical as anything you
can get, and so convenient. Now
that the fresh meats are getting
SO high the demand for canned
meat is increasing, and we are
prepared to meet it with Veal
Loaf, Roast Veal, Roast Beef,
Clrned Beef, Lunch Tongue, Lob
ster, Shrimp, etc. Fresh Hams
every few days.
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1902-06-12

Pleasure is only comparative;
pain is positive.
Mans path to duty leads from
school woman's from churh.
The longer man argues to
make woman see the reason of
thing the surer she is to trust her
husband about it.
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1902-06-12
WORKING "a HOURS ADAY.

There's no rest for those tireless little
workers-Dr. Kings New Life Pills.
Millions are always busy, curing torpid
liver, jaundice, biliousness, fever and
ague. They Danish sick headache,
drive out malaria. Never grippe or
weaken. Small, taste nice, work Won
ders. Try them. 25c at J. w. Legg's.
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1902-06-12

Hoax: care You going away
for the summer,?" Joax: "No; /
can get all the summer I want
right here
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1902-11-06

ACCORDING to E. B. MCGOWAN, an
Ohio gentleman who has been travel
ing of late through Russia and Siberia,
the American and Canadian wheat
producer will have to compete in a
very short time with the wheat fields
of Siberia which will cover Siberia as
soon as the Trans-Siberian railroad is
fully completed and gets the country
settled up. Land can be had almost
for the asking and the climate is said
to be we'll adapted to the cultivation of
wheat. Labor is also. very cheap, and
the Corean laborer gets $40 per month
V]adivod stock, the eastern terminus of
the Siberian railway, is 125 miles fur.
Their south than Seattle, though the
port is kept open in the winter time by
the aid of ice crushers.~- There is no
immediate danger of the Siberian
farmers cutting much figure in the
worlds wheat market for some time to
come, however, and by the time they
get we'll into the business there will be
few more people eating wheat pro-
ducts
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1902-11-06
THE VICTORY.

The election in Minnesota has GER
tainly surprised even the most san
guine, and Gov. Van SAINTS plurality
lowering around the so, 900 mark is a
subject for comment. For an off-year
it is certainly record-breaker. He
has held close to his vote two wears
ago, while on the other hand Rosing
failed to poll anything like the Lind
vote OF two years ago. Minnesota goes
Republican in an old-fashioned man
ner and isejoined by many other states
in the sweeping victory. The State
elects all of her Republican congress
sional candidates, but one, Hennepin
county paying it's compliments to John
Lind and retiring its old political war
horse and fighter, Loren Fletcher
Bede carries the Eighth district by
over 5000, Buchanan wins out in the
Sixth, while all the other districts
elect Republican congressmen.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1902-11-06

ANDREW CARNEGIE, the great iron
and steel merchant, who was installed
as rector of St. Andrews university at
St. Andrews, Scotland recently, made
a speech in which he told the people
of that country and Europe that if they
desired to compete with America. in
the great industrial march of conquest
they would have to effect a political
and industrial union of the manufac-
turing nations of the old country. In
this way only can Europe hope to repel
the American commercial invasion and
get control of the foreign markets.
Mr.. Carnegie stated that the United
States had only a proved supply of
frst-class ore sufficient for sixty or
seventy years, and with the reserve of
inferior grades it might last an addi-
tional thirty years. He added, how
ever, that the United States had good
hopes of discovering deposits now un-
known. He might have added that
Minnesota has enough to help out for
a long time to come. IL. !
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1902-11-06
Death of Mrs. Geo. w. Merrill.

The many friends of Mr.. and Mrs. F.
A. Lowell are deeply sympathizing
with them over their bereavement in
the loss of their daughter, Mrs. Geo.
W. Merrill of Anoka, whose death oc-
Cured at her home in that place last
Thursday night. The funeral was held
last Sunday at the Methodist church
in Anoka, Rev. Clemans Officiating.
Interment. was in the cemetery at
Anoka.
Mrs. Maud Iva Merrill was born at
East Machias, Maine, Dec. 9th, 1874,
and came to Minnesota with her folks
in October 1879, residing at Spencer
Brook many years. Dec. 10, 1894 she
was married to Geo. W. Merrill and
resided in Anoka until her death. She
was a member of the Rebekahs and
the Degree of Honor, the members of
which orders attended the funeral in a
body. Many floral offerings at the
funeral were mute but beautiful tokens
OF love and friendship. Mrs. Merrill
leaves husband and daughter, Edith
M. Merrill, seven years of age. to
mourn her death. <ss
s5=s%5Z sssE5St., Il s5t
Besides her father and mother who
survive her, she leaves brother, Her
man J. Lowell, who resides at Wyanett,
and two sisters, Mrs. Lettie Sherman.
Of Minneapolis, and Mrs. Annie u.
Moody Of Spencer Brook.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1902-11-06

THE opinion of those who have looked
into the matter seems to favor the in.
corporation of the village into city
government under section of the gen
eral laws of 1895, and believe the coun
Gil has taken the proper course in the
matter. It is claimed the charter ac1
of 1895 is flexible and we'll adapted tt
the needs of young city. Let's be
sure, any way.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1902-11-06

AT the meeting of the Nationa
Dairy union at Milwaukee recently
Minnesota butter makers carried of
the honors. The championship 800
cup went to John Sollie of New Sweden
Mimi, whose score was 9S.12, the high
est average of the 512 contestants ir
the six months butter test. The silver
medal went to M. Sondergaard o.
Hutchinson, Mimi, and the Minnesota
delegation captured the 500 prize ban
ner, having 229 entries, the average
score of which was 91.53.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1902-11-06
To whom 1t Nav Concern

"a 2; Grant, the dehorner, has Just
completed his fifty-,foot, barn and will
start next. Monday dehorning cattle.
He will commence on that date at the
farm Of J. H. Chapman, at Spencer
Brook, and will fill appointments at
the following places in the order named:
John Cameron's farm, Martin farm at
Green lake, German settlement, east
of Princeton, Brickton, Glendorado
and Princeton. ..
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1902-11-06

KICKERs are the spray that floats up
from the waterfall and are just about
as useful. The man who adjusts him
self to conditions and tackles the
propositions before him is the power
in the waterfall that turns the wheel
that imparts momentum to commerce
and industry.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1902-11-06

THE new congressional delegation of
nine from Minnesota is disfigured by
one lone Democrat-John Lind-who
defeated Congressman Fletcher in Hen
nepin county by nearly 1900 majority.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1902-11-06
HILLS III ADH1CE 70 FARMERS.

HILLS ADVICE TO FARMERS.
James J. Hill gave the farmers Of
the Minnesota side of the Red River
valley some good wholesome advice in
his. speech at Crookston last week. If
those who went to hear him expected
to hear a purely railroad talk they
were disappointed, for the burden of
Mr.. Hill's remarks was the necessity
on the part Of the farmer of husband
ing his resources and sticking to what
he has, and making his lot better year
by year. Mr.. Hill told them that in
every respect the Minnesota0ide of the
valley was better than that on the
North Dakota side, but nevertheless it
was fact that the farmers on the west
side of the valley were getting along
better than their Minnesota neig bors,
though the Minnesota farmers had
just as good land, better water, better
rates to market, and the country had.
been settled much longer. He told the
farmers to hang on to their Red River
farms, as the whole valley from Barnes
vile north to St. Vincent was as good
as any nor thern Iowa land that to-day
was selling at $50 to $75 per acre. In
his remarks on farming Mr.. Hill told
the farmers that it was worth three to
five bushels per acre to have the plow-
ing done in the fall, and then he spoke
of the absolute necessity of thorough
cultivation of the land. He cited a
case where some years ago on a farm
near Fishers Landing he had the
owner, whom Mr.. Hill knew very we'll,
to set aside ten acres, and he had the
farmer harrow the land six times dur
ing the season, and when it came time
for harvest Mr.. Hill sent his engineer
up and ascertained that the weld of
wheat on that land was forty.seven
bushels and ten pounds to the acre,
while the crop on the rest of the land
went twenty to twenty-four bushels to
the acre. The crop off of the ten-acre
tract was one of the largest ever cut in
the valley.
He urged the farmers to grow grass,
cattle and hogs, and remarked that4if
they happened to have few head of
COWS they should not worry as the COWS
would take care of themselves in time.
He also advised the farmers to not try
to raise so much wheat and to cut down
on the wheat acreage third or half,
and to thoroughly summer fallow the
land.
Mr.. Hill spoke of the value of good
drainage to the soil in the Red River
valley, and not until the land has good
drainage will it do itself justice. y He
referred to the work thot has been dbne
and is being done by the State innthe
way of drainage, and told the farmers
to carry on the work as it was sure to
result in much benefit to them. -
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1902-11-06

BEDE carried every county in the
district, except Lake which is close as
we'll as small. Bede's majority in St.
Louis county is placed at 1900, much
lower than expected, but the country
gave him good majorities.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1902-11-06

LADY HENRY SOMERSET saws that
she has no use for Carrie Nation. In
speaking Of the very radical methods
employed by the Kansas woman Mrs.
Somerset says thatsno law was ever re-
pealed or amended BY breaking an
other. law, Well said.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1902-11-06

DAVID BENNETT HILL after silence
OF ten years, made a speech at the
Democratic rally at Tammany hall in
New York last week. He hasn't Ben
nett for long tine, and there is some
question whether he is it yet. =.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1902-11-06

JOE CHAMBERLAIN is going to South
Africa to see what all the trouble was
about, anyway. Well, he will find a
lot of living and dead American mules
and lot of graves of loyal British and
BOer soldiers,
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1902-11-06

The coal commission has got down
to business. So have the miners and
the operators. Good thing. Pass the
coal, please.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1902-11-06

The New England Homestead esti-
mates the apple crop of the country
this year at 100000 barrels against
1900, 900 last year.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1902-11-06

OHIO Republicans elected their state
ticket by over 100000 plurality, and
Kansas comes up to the 10000. 49,.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1902-11-06

HE latest thing is the broom trust.
We presume that its promoters will
be able to handle it.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1902-11-06

A REPORT says that turkeys will be
high. But it isn't turkey that is both
ering some "also rams" It's crow.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1902-11-06

CONGRESS is safely Republican
though there has been no congressional
landslide throughout the country.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1902-11-06

CHICAGO is to have restaurant
trust with a capital of S5,O00,0O0. It
is probably meat that it should be so.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1902-11-06

The ills we have may be better than
the uncertainties of great expecta-
tiOns.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1902-11-06

PORCH climbers are on the increase
in Vine Place, Minneapolis.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1902-11-06

ONE lost opportunity is the parent
of several generations of regrets.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1902-11-06

BUCHANAN has defeated Dubois in
the Sixth district after hard battle,
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1902-11-06

MINNEAPOLIS elects a Democratic
mayor. -
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1902-04-23
BRAIN FOOD NONSENSE.

Another ridiculous food fad has
been branded by the most competent
authorities. They have dispelled the
silly notion that one kind of food is
needed for brain, another for mus.
cles, and still another for bones. A
correct diet will not only nourish a
particular part of the body, but it
will sustain every other part. Yet,
however good your food may be, its
nutriment is destroyed by iudiges-
tion or dyspepsia. You must prepare
for their appearance or prevent their
coming by taking regular doses of
Green's August Flower, the fayorite
medicine Of the healthy millions. A
few doses aids digestion, stimulates
the. liver to healthy action, purifes
the blood, and makes you feel buoy
ant and. vigorous. You. can get DR..
G. G. Green's reliable remedies at J..
A. Coles
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1902-04-23
Brains Make Soldiers.

4 discussion recently took place in
the smoking room of 4 Swiss hotel be-
tween Il German and an American as
to the merits Of their respective armies.
The former believed in discipline and
trained troops. The American believed
in training. too. but held that Il lot de-
:pended upon the material trained.
"GiVcn." quoth he that brains are
lackin@. no amount of physical train
ing will make up for them. Take the
American troops, comparatively un-
trained, and see how we'll they fight.
It's because of their brains.
"Nonsense.' rejoined the aroused
German. "Untrained troops can never
stand against we'll drilled ones. Take
your country. for example, with prac-
tically no drilled army. What would
you do He paused impressively and
then said, 'What would you do II Ger
many landed an army Of 25OO0O per
fectly drilled and perfectly equipped
men on your shores: z"
BURY them" was the quiet but com
pete ejoinder.-Detroit Free Press
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1902-04-23
Ohlit erhting Smallpox Fittings.

S,.;rn, Sc treatment and much skill are
require! 80 ;'emove smallpox pittings
suoee>>"rl!v This treatment. is given
by a :"assruse, but massage Is not
usc'l rs It would neve" remove the
pi,t:n@> The process requires a care.
~, :.tilp''; .ig little by little, of old 'cI.
1:cle. The new, which takes the place
Is smoother than itS predecessor and
,e.l',iraS about .e;, days for treatment
/ ttus. after . couple OF more :.'eat.
ue".S std III 4 comparatively sao.t
tine. ,he |"epe>t scars ara replaced Ey
l. pcr:ec,.y ~:noot4 SIKH
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1902-04-23
Judgment for Defendant.

The case OF Moore & Shilling
against Waldstein in the chancery
court, after having been compromis-
ed by consent, the plaintiffs with
drew from same The court then rem
dered verdict in favor Of the defend.
ant. claiming that the plaintiffs had
no cause in equity and instructing the
defendant, Henry Waldstein. to take
charge of same. The plaintiffs have
appealed
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1902-04-23
A COOL RECEPTION.
1T Was Not Surprising. Though, In
View of the Explanations.

-
View of the XIX plnnation.
Letters of Introduction are not inva.
riably servicnab For one reason
they may be too frank. Harry FurnisS
in his COnfeSSiolls of taricAtu1'ist'
says that whe, Il brother artist was
setting forth Oh his travels in foreign
clilnes he WAS provided With Il lrtter
of introduction to Il certain British
consul!
Tn" writer of the letter ncloScd it
in one to the artist. >lyin" that he
would ti!4d The cens;il :; most ;nlant
snoh, hHMpti"GS arrogant humbug
Il cad to the backbone. Still. he would
probably Offer some courtcSic> to any
one Who had Il 4ood social standing
and thus compensate The traveller for
having to cone III cont;2cl With sHch
an ins1iflerahlt yHle;iriln.
On the r"lorn II jEe artist to i:n.
land the Nl5'el Of The letter asked how
he had far. Il With The cunSill.
"Wsll E.y dear fellow. draWleu the
artist, 'hn did rot receive Er Erry
warmly, and lie dc Nol ask me to Gin
Eer. IN fact. he struck me rs heln3
rather cool.
well. 1oa 60 surprise me" rcioined
his friend. les Il cad. rs | told you
in my letter. bat he's very hospitabe.
and | really can't understand this state
OF things. You gave him my letter OF
introduetion:'
why. thought so: but, do YOU
know, on Ely journey home | diScov-
cred it in my pockctbook. SO must
have handed to him instead your note
TO me about him.
The explanation was quite adequate.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1902-04-23
N0t 80 His AINantu.e.

"H'h" 2,umbIe.! NJ: >Nit,nay. who
was 5cs::s onifagtaH,yA G:nWf!eG by
tEa iolll .eoa;ing FIT naa =! ESQ cas-
sAot.,l .3a"- by weight"
"Il4;Hk ~o:. replied tAe fat man.
VIZ. t.teI'l Aar,lly thA!k It worth
while 10 S.tf.' "a toH -('at..oi.l stand
art! and Ii!Ars.