Sequachee Valley news. (Sequachee [Sequatchie], Tenn.) 1896-1952, 1902-05-29
HICKORY GROVE.
Special to The News.

Special to the News.
We recently wrote to Mr.. Love-to-All
to send check so that we could re-
plenish our oil can and pay our oil
debts. he did not send 1t hut remitted
only IS cents which we excepted with
pleasure believing that any little would
help as the old SOW said when she snap
ped at gnat lie says our can, as he
calls it, is just half gallon size. He is
badly mistaken for it is five quart jug
and we don't use a can at all. We saw
the money would not buy enough oil
to fiji our old 5-quart can so we bought
some Old Statesman tobacco with the
money as we had not had any for week
and could not we'll get along without
it. We have been having a rafting
good time chewing that tobacco; but it
won't last long. 1t reaches our case
and does us the most good on the most
prompt relief.
TO make a living in this old hard
world one must use economy. Talk
about kerosene. We don't need it as
we have learned to go to bed when
night comes and get up at day light 1t
saves the price of oil and knocks the
STANDARD Oh Company out Of a custom
er but we don't guess they will MICS us.
We heard some time ago that Love-
to-All was going to Quit taking the
| Nsws for there was nothing in 1t. La
ter he hooked himself about the fifth
link and made business trip to this
Valley. Some scribe caught sight of
him and made favorable note and sent
it in for publication. When it appear
ed in the paper his little daughter was
looking over the items aud found that
wonderful name, Love-to-All and called
his attention to it, Said she Papa,
your name is in the News. 1t is the
stuff, isn't it papa?"
He took the paper and scanned over
it and found his name as stated by his
daughter, He then decided that there
was something in the News, He then
seated himself by the table and wrote a
spicy letter for the News and concluded
with the words t" 'Rahfor the News, the
best paper on earth"
Buckeyes are in full bloom but Red
Roses have changed their color early.
Bearwick is not dead but often gasps
for breath.
Tell that Waldens Ridge sager &c
head his articles different and people
will be able to locate the News better.
Mike Miller has made Joe Rheal a
fine gunstock. There is going to be
something killed besides weeds but We
can't tell what it will be. Hope moi
time.
Prof A. S. Callahan, of Paramount
was here Thursday selling school sup
plies. Ike Vanhoosier was here Friday
representing the Cumberland Nursery
OF Gath, Tenn,
James Grayson, Mike Miller and Joe
Burnett wekt to Whitwell Saturday
The election of school directors passed
off very smoothly Saturday. w. IL
White, julius Pickett and Thomas
Ridge were elected as directors.
That Mountain Creek man has beer
using pofetchit's love powders.l
A few more doses will give the under
taker job.
Gilliom Barkers littledaughter, Myr
tie, is very sick at this writing. DR.
Janeway is the attending physician.
Hamil Grayson and wife went to Fair
mount Saturday returning Sunday.
Cameron Jones was here Saturday as
sessing taxes.
Geo. S. Pickett boarded the trail
Monday at Shirleyton for Chattanoog
to re-enlist in the U. $. service.
Jim Bearwick.