Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1902-10-10

He-.But she spends too. -rlrueh
money! His Wife-"No-o, | don't
think SO; but her husband doesn't make
enough. Brooltlyn Life.
red-"Why are you so opposed to the
small families of the rich?" Ned-"Our
millionalres haven't daughters enough
to go around Town Topics.
The Goyerness-'I know French and
German" Mrs. Uptodate-"That is
not sufficient want some one who
can teach my children Scotch"
Heard in a bookstore: u supposa
that work In sixty volumes is an ency-
clopedia." mo; it is called The Love
Letters of a Mormon Elder. '-smart
Set
Father-"In choosing wife, one
should never judge by appearances"
Son-"That's right. Often the pref
test girls have the least money!
Puck.
Nervous Employer-"Thomas wish
you wouldn't whistle at your work.
Office Boy amt working, sir; I'm
only just whlstling. Boston Tran
script.
Mac-"Where Is Marion these daysf
Editor-"He's out in the country writ
ing a special article on how TO keep
cool in the city during the summer
days. Chelsea Gazette.
WELL doctor, what's the matter with
me?" the Anglomaniac patient asked.
"Lumbago," replied the physician.
"Goodr' "Good?" Eyes, that's what
King Edward has."-Pittsburg Chron-
icle.
Your daughter is so very modest,
Nine. Dupret! Her eyes are always on
the ground.' Eyes, you see, her sister
found purse In the street one day.
and she hopes to find one, too!''--Le
Rire.
"Your daughters taste in music is i'm,
proving perceptibly," said the professor.
II think 1t must be-" answered Mr..
Bliggius. "She doesn't try to play near
4 ly as much as she did.r--Washngton
Star.
Young Man (bitterly) -"Oh, of course.
You can't keep anything secret in this
town did hope my engagement to be
married wouldn't get out just yet" His
Friend-''Why did you tell the girl,
thenY-Chicago News. ,.....
Two Irishmen were arguing who was
the cleverer. "Well,' said Pat, I'll bet
you can't tell me what keeps bricks to.
gether.'. "Shure," said Mike, sits NOR.
tar" "No," said Pat, you are wrong:
that keeps them apart" ---@.,.. -.
Rev. Goodman-'I was surprised to
see you playing golf last Sunday. I
should think you would try to do bet
ter" Hardkase--"O! usually do much
better. l was in wretched form last
Sunday. Press. ,t
Plng-"How did you come out on that
stock deal last week?" Pong-"Lost
$500. Ping-"But thought you said
a friend had given you a pointer"
4 Pong-'So | thought-but 1t turned
out to be disappointer. Chicago
Daily News. -;
what makes, you so sure your GEM
position will be hit?' asked the pubs
Usher. because" answered the song
writer, confidently nny musical friends
say the music is trash and my literary
friends agree that the words are tom )
myrot. "-Washlngton Star. 49,,
do you think it would improve my,
I style?" inquired the varsity man who
had got Unto the crew through fayorlt'
ism, ''lf l were to acquire faster
strokeT 1T would improve the crew.
replied the candid trainer, "if you got /.
a paralytic stroke. "-Tit-Bits. .s,,
Brown-"I say, Dumley, Robinson
has threatened that the first time he
meets you he proposes to knock some
sense into you. You'd better look out
for him." Dumley (contemptuously)-7
"Poohl 1t would take dozen men
like Robinson to knock any sense into
me-"
Lady--"Here Is a cent. Now, what
are you going to do with t?' Weary
Waggles-"Ah, mum, I'll hev ter sub
nit dat question to the Board Nv Di-
rectors NV de Copper Trust. 1t wouldn't
do ter dump all dis metal ontef de mar
ket at once widout considerin' de prob
able consequences. Judge.
A sliding scale: Lone arrival lat sum
mer RESORT What are your terms
khere?" Hotel clerk-"Um-you VIII
have to wait until the through express
gets In. II it Is loaded, our terms VIII
be ten dollars day. 1t is empty Wes
will pay you twenty-five cents an hour
. to sit on the porch aud look happy =
New York Weekly. =,
What it's coming to: 81 will have to
have three more days out week, ana
receive my company in tile parlor'r
said the cook-lady firmly. Bridget,
replied the mistress of the house, !
warn you not to push me too far. J GU
J seem to forget that | belong to the
Housewives Union, No 1Ts"--Cincih-
4 -. ID us..i1.