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The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1902-10-24
PENNYPACKER TONIGHT.
Next Governor and His Campaign
Party Will Be at the Lyceum.

Former Judge Samuel w. Penny
packer and his campaigning party, in
GLIDING Attorney General John =. Ell
kin, will he at the Lyceum tonight.
They will arrive from Tunkhannock
over the LHckawanna at los p. III. All
Republicans arc invited to Join with the
Republican clubs in NEE ting the dis
tnguished visitcrS and cscorting them
to their hotel.
The meeting at the Lyccum will be-
gin ri O'cluck. 1t will be presided
ove" by Hon. Joseph A. Scranton. The
principal speakers will be Judga Penny
packer. Attorney General E.lkin and
Superior Court Reporter w. |. Schar-
fer. of Delaware county.
Lawrence's band vii! BE- in attend
ancc. The vocal music will be furnish, d
by the United German Male chorus, the
North Scranton Glee society ANA the
Sons of Cambria Glce club, of the West
Side.
From this talent may be eXueCtcd
some of the best singing that has ever
been heard at a political meeting in the
city Of Scranton.
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Quarter Sessions Argument List.

The quarter sessions argument list
was taken up yesterday and the rules
against Charles Moore. d. Il. Reddins-
ton. Thomas j. Hayden. Anthony Lun.
dy and Joseph Sptzcr. to show cause
why their licenses should not be re-
vok"d. for selling liquor on Sunday,
were continues until the next term.
Other cases continued were rules to
remit costs in tho cases of the common
wealth against Alexander Levan. John
Malloy. two cases: rules TO utlash in
dictment in the cases of wealth
against Isaac Lebcr, Ira Lcber Louis
PeSkiNitch, NJ. RassinGcr.
Cases argued We're: Commonwealth h
against Nustin Walovicz. appeal from
summary convictions: in re: road in
Spring Brook township. exceptions to
report of viewers: in re: road in Spring
Prook township. exceptions to report of
viewers: commonwealth against Thom-
rs w. Stark, rule to modify order Of
court; commonwealth against James
Cook. rule for new trial. common
wealth against Thomas W. Stark. rule
to shcW cause why recoSnizancc should
not be forfeited
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1902-10-24
JUDGE CLANCy
OfHornellsville, NY, Hands
Down an Important
Decision

Judge James II. Clancy of Hornells-
Vile, n. Y, and one of the most prom
inent members Of the bar in that historic
town, decided recently that as against
Blood and Liver trouble, Dr. David Ken
nedys Favorite Remedy was worthy Of
the highest praise. He says:
al have used DR.. David kennedv's
Favorte Remedy and strongly rec
ominend it for its good effect in my
case for liver trouble and blood dis
order. 1t built me right UP and l
improved greatly in health"
Geo. II. Tiff of s7S River street, Troy,
N. Y, suffered from liver trouble and his
blood was all out of order and after using
"Favorite Remedy" has this to say:
"For any one suffering from that
run down or tired ont feeling. caused
BY blood or liver trouble, DR.. David
Kennedys Favorite Remedy is the
best medicine you can buy. ] have
used it and know"
The one sure cure for diseases of tho
kidneys, liver bladder and blood, rheu-
matisn, dyspepsia and chronic constipa-
ton. is DR.. David kennedy's Favorite
Remedy.
1t matters not how sick you are, how
long YOU have suffered or how many
physicians have failed to help you, DIR.
David kennedy's Favorte Remedy will
cure you If cure is possible.
1t is for sale by all druggists in the
Now SO Cont SEx0 and the regular
81 90 size bottes-less than Il cent dose.
Sample 6offie-enoHea fer hiaL free 6r mail
Or. David Kennedy Corporation, Rondout, N. y.
Dr. David Kennedy "a Golden Plastrrs strength
on Muscles, remove pain anywhere. l5c each.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1902-10-24
COURT HOUSE NEWS NOTES.

Peter Collins. charged with larceny, Gu
tered bail yesterday in the sum OF $500
John Iack became his bondsman.
In tho case of Mary Rowland againS
Maria Costello it was yesterday agreed
that the rulc to show cause why the ca.
pias issued should not be o,lashed should
be made absolute.
The report of tho viewers in the ease OF
Bridget Golden against the Scranton anu
Northern Railroad company was ycStcr-
day confirmed finally. The viewers awai,
was $50 in favor of the plaintiff.
il. Freedman yesterday obtained Il writ
in rcplcVin to recover from n. GoidSlcgnl
certain merchandise which the latter
srized on Sentcmbcr - as tho property
Of Morris Freedman. l.. Freedman says
the goods belong to her
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1902-10-24
Had No Jurisdiction.

Court yesterday dismissed the objec-
tons to the nominations of William w.
Watkins and Henry Miller for county
commissioners on the Sociaist-L LA Dor
ticket for the reason that they had no
jurisdiction.
The obiector was William Simms. Of
Dalton. 1t was alleged, when.the case
was called Wednesday, that notice Of
the objections had not been served OH
Watkins. \ man named Corey was
said TO have served notice on him, and
the ease was continued until yesterday
TO give time To produce Corey. He
could not be found and the objections
were dismissed.
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ceased. on motion of John f. Scrasg,
esq, the record was amended by add
ing the names of Dora Smith, an heir,
and Edward Merrifield, administrator
of the estate of Ann T.. Merrill, the
widow of a. j. Merrill, deceased. This
is the contested will case in which Ann
f. Merrill. the respondent, committed
suicide. and this substitution is made
so that the contested will proceedings
may be proceeded with.
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other Donations.

OCner donations.
| Mrs Il. H. Shuitlff. large package OF
| clothing; Medium & Scott. piece bleach
muslin: Mrs. G. II. Lindsay. large pack
age clothing: Lnckawanna Mills, l2S suit $
| underwear: Miss Jennie Beddoe. lady's
| coat =. X. Finley. piece outing flannel
| Mrs. r. j. Bennell McClintock. Morcl
floral decorations; G. Il. Manville. coui-
| tesies to the Home; Mrs. w. r. Jones
pickles. pears; Mrs. Catherine Phillips
| canned fruit: Mrs. Harry Seymour
fruit: Mrs. Doud. fruit: Mrs. j. II. Mere
dth. tomn toes; Mrs. John Williams. corn
Ladies' Aid society Primitive church,
Providence, quilt: Mrs. Lees. tomatoes;
Mrs. David Anglemyer. pickles: Mrs. VIII
liam Race, fruit: Mrs. Gardner. clothing
Mrs. u. j. Reese. clothing: Mrs William
Bright. clothing. shredded wheat: Mrs.
Titus. mittens; Mrs. Mary liaines. aged
81, three crib quilts; Goldsmith Bros.
box shoes: Kramer Bros. hats and gloves;
Mrs. William Mcmillan. clothing: c. ID.
Neuffer. three boxes boys' caps.
Mrs. T.. b. Powell. barrel flour: Mrs.
A. Il. Moffat. barrel apples: II. kelr'i,
11-pound ham, j. G. Shepherd, case to-
matoos: Acme Manufacturing company
box baking powder. box corn starch;
Mrs. William p. Kennedy. cake: Rey-
nolds Bros. barrel -four; Morel Bros. one
dozen lunches celery: Mrs. w. II. Per-
kins. dozen glasses Jelly: Mrs May
crane, ooN candy. MIS-. M Mch'htl' one
pound tea: Mrs. Ihomas iiusheS' p"she'
grapes: Mrs. j. Russell peck rice coffee.
shredded biscuit: Rohrwasser's bakery,
forty loaves bread w. w. Scranton. bar
rel beets: Mrs. u. r. ChampeTi'n' "o,po",,.' ~.
Darrcl hour, two dozen canuleS' , MIS- !.
X. BROOKS, barrel Hour; MIS- hoiiaS
lteleeL canned 1ruit' r,
Scheuer t'ros. barrel crackers MrS'
+. Matthews. ten bushei app'eS' oa[re,
Hour; Mrs. Louis l.ohmah. elsht p"sne'
potatoeS' Nlr. ana MIS-. W. l.. Ia Vs. 'dac
tomatoes; Mrs. !. II. L)alc' oarrel ',o'' :
Miss Allis Dale, nam: Mrs Jones 'Dun-
more. bushei apples. cappase' cssS'
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1902-10-24
Poor Board Case Argued.

Before the full bench yesterday
there was an argument in the proceed
ings brought by James Evans to secure
the seat ON the poor board now held by
Dr. W. A. Paine, Dr.. Paine holds the
office by appointment and Mr.. Evans
by virtue of an election held last
spring.
Attorney |. ii, Burns and c. T.. Oliver
argued the case for Mr.. Evans, ana
Attorneys Everett Warren, Joseph
O'Brien and John +. Scragg, for the
defense
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Supper at Elm Park Church.

The ladies of Elm Park church served
fn elaborate supper last night 10 more
Fhan 300 patrons The committee con-
sisted of Mrs. $ II, Jones. Mrs. G. u.
Simpson, Mrs, G, j. Powell. Mrs. Philip
Warren, Mrs. j, L.. Crawford, Mrs. @. NJ.
fiifiln' Mrs, Walter, Mrs w. A. Mellow
ell' Mrs. H. NJ, Prendersast and others
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1902-10-24
Union League to Meet.

All members OF the Union League Re-
publican club are requested 10 meet at
republican headquarters ON Washington
avenue. at , o'clocl; this evening to act
Ps escort to Hon. Samuel Pennypackcr
'pn his way TO the Lyceum.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1902-10-24
Slight Wreck at Foster.

A slight wreck occurred on the I.acka-
wanna railroad at Foster yesterday AT
lernoon in which several freight cars were
Iierailcd. Train No, Il, due in this city t
f,30 o'clock, was over hall an hour late in
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1902-10-24
In and About
xs*>xThe City
Birthday Social Tonight.

The Ladies' Aid society of the Holy
Trinity Lutheran church will hold II
birthday social tonight at Guernsey hall
All are invited
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Delightful Programme.

Miss Jessie Camp Ross, OF Troy. \.
y, gave "a delightful programme of
recitations. She is one of the best in
terpreters of humorous dialect on the
platform. Her monologues are quite
original and clever, and she has much
ability in the way of impersonation.
She was repeatedly encored.
The entertainment closed at $50. and
many of the guests fingered TO look
over the building. Mrs. A. X. Walker,
the matron. was complimented for the
beautiful order in which every detail
was found The management is in
debted to the Delaware. Lackawannn
and Western railroad for two engine
headlights, which assisted in lighting
up the landscape, and We're conveyed
hther by the Scranton Railway com
many Hhn lnnu finns.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1902-10-24
Why Charter Was Relinouished.

Ihe Imperial Underwear company OF
his Guy has not gone out of business AS
pnisht be inferred from Wednesdays dis
Patch from Dover Del. The company
pnas been chartered in this state and there
fore relinquished its original charter
which was obtained in Delaware. The
Imperial company Is in Il thriving condi-
tion. having recently purchased the old
I.ackawanna Iron and Steel company s
store building ON Lackawanna avenue
and greatly Increased its working force.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1902-10-24
DIVORCE MILL
STILL CRlNDS
FOUR DEGREES HANDED DOWN
YESTERDAY.

In Each Instance Woman Was the
Applicant. and She Alleged That
Her Husband Had Been Cruel to
Her-Another Woman Seeks a
Divorce Because Her Husband De-
serted Her - Cases That Were
Heard in Argument Court-or-
phans' Court Matters.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1902-10-24
MANY GIFTS
FOR The HOME
OBSERVANCE OF THE ANNUAL
DONATION DAY.

Remembrances Poured in All Day
Long-Many Sent Money and 9th
ers Articles That Are Essential to
the Well Being of the Inmates of
the Great nstitution-Annual Din
ner of the Managers-very Pleas
ing Entertainment Given at the
Home Last Night.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1902-10-24

Jams & Co.. boxes of stockings: David II.
Lewis. roll of rag carpet: Mrs. p. +.
Wills, underwear: b. i. Lormc. bread; !;
G. G.. Brooks, barrel flour; G. p. Mat
thews. barrel flour; Willard Matthews,
barrel flour.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1902-10-24

The Home for the F'riendless had a
gala day yesterday. Every year the
management feels solicitous lest the
Home will he forgotten. Every year it
is not forgotten, but remembered
bounlifully beautifully. Yesterday was
no exception. All day gifts poured in;
all day the little children looked out Of
the windows and clapped their hands
to see the harvest of fruit that was
carried into the cellar. All day the old
ladies rejoced over the barrels of flour
and provisions sent by kind friends.
one old lady took little note of these,
but all her joy was centered in the
bouquet of chrysanthenums and pinka
which was her special gift.
The managers had their annual din
ner. The only man present was Rev.
DR.. Logan. in whose mind the enter
prise of starting the Home chiefly orig
mated. He made u happy little speech
after dinner. in which he told of the
beginnings of this noble charity.
The guests of honor We're: Rev. Dr.
S. c. Logan Mrs John Jermyn, Mrs
q. l.. Dickson, Miss Jennie Reynolds,
Mrs. Goucher. Mrs. w. II. Perkins,
Miss Mason The others at the table
We're: Mrs w. d. Kennedy, Mrs. c. p.
Matthews. Mrs. Il. Fl. Ripple, Mrs. y.
Y. Leet, Mrs John Center. Mrs w. w.
Watson, Mrs. A. r. Moffat, Mrs. +. w.
Mason, Mrs. f.. T.. Chamberlin, Mrs. c.
l.. Frey. Mrs. j. Atticus Robertson. Mrs.
II. A. Knapp, Mrs. l.. r. Stelle, Mrs. c.
b. Penman. Mrs. Robert Williams, Miss
Richmond. Mrs. G. f. Scott, Mrs. l.. W.
Morss.
Those Who Assisted.
Mrs. w. w. Watson was in charge of
the dinner arrangements. and her ef-
forts were brilliantly successful During
the day Miss Watson. assisted by Miss
Candace Watson and a number OF
young girls. served tea. Those who as
sisted at the managers dinner We're:
Miss Jessie Ripple. Miss Van Cleer,
Miss Anne Watson. Miss Candace Wat
SON Miss Mabel Shepherd, Miss May
Hackett. Miss Gertrude Rcckwith.
The Home was beautifully decorated
for the evening entertainment with au-
tumnal foliage. palms. hydrangea and
forms. 1t was through McClintoclz's as
sistance that the rooms presented such
Hn attractive appearance. inc Dig am
ing-room was crowded to the doors
with friends who had come to This an
nual fcte occasion. The entertainment
was arranged by Mrs. T.. T.. Chamber
lain.
The front row of seats was occupied
by the old ladies of the institution, Mrs.
George. IS years old, ut the end of the
line: the latest old lady, who had been
turned out OF doors by an ungrateful
son, midway down the aisle.
When Mrs. H. II. Brady came to The
platform and sang like Il bird. the old
ladies fixed their dim old eyes on her
and their wrnklcd faces lighted up at
the inspiration of the fair young wo-
man in the blue gown. She gave Il num-
ber of charming songs. accompanied by
Miss Mcleod at the piano. and was re-
called several times
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Mrs. Robert Williams. ........u... 80 90
T.. l.. Phillips ..................,....... . 90
Howard Williams ....,...,....... 90
Mrs. Margaret Dekin.......,..... 3 90
Mrs. Frank j.. chroeder.,........ 90
w. f. kiesel.................. : 90
Mrs NJ r. kays................... i on
Dr. s. G.. ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS. 9 60
Mrs. Harry Seymour. ............,... 90
Mrs. Catherine Phillips. 10
Mrs. w. II. ones..................." 2t0
Mrs. Mary II. Won Bergen....,....u. 90
Mrs. Philip hnell........,.......... 90
Mrs. John warth................,.. 90
Mrs. Helen Franklin, 90
Mrs. Elizabeth Bentley. 90
Mrs. William McMilan.u......"... 90
Miss Marion McMillan............. 90
Mrs. C.. ID. Jones ,.................... - 90
Mrs. G. II. Cohen ................. 90
Mrs. John Howarth ...........,.... . 30
Master Gerard II. Willlams....... -
Mrs. r. j. Benncll ............,....... % no
~ IileluS ''..'..',..s.s.'s''''''.'' wv
Miss Louise Tcnney ......,.........,.. W
Mrs. Henry Seeley Observation-Disclosures, W
Others Will bp nClpp\li lodge later
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Iron fence. cheap. Coursen.
The Cooperstown courier. (Cooperstown, Griggs Co., N.D.) 1902-1913, 1902-05-29
Miniature Holland.

The striking thing about Holland
is that everything, except the old
parish churches, the town halls, the
bikes and the trees, is in miniature.
The cities are not wide, and one can
go from the most northern point in
the country to the most southern or
from the extreme west to the ex-
IRENE east in a single day, and If it
be summer day, in daylight, while
from the top of the tower of. the ca
thedral at Utrecht one can look over
a large part of the country. The
Hague and Rotterdam are only 1e
miles apart, and The Hague and Am
sterdam only 40 miles. Arnhem and
The Hague are the two most cosmo.
politan cities in the kingdom, and one
meets in the streets all sorts and con.
ditions of Netherlanders. Boston
TRANSCRIPT.
The Cooperstown courier. (Cooperstown, Griggs Co., N.D.) 1902-1913, 1902-05-29

together with swirl of dust swung
around the corner of Judge Lynch's
fine place, while the colors foated
out on the pleasant May breeze as if
to say: "Here they come; the he
roes, battle-scarred and brave!"
All this happened back in the sos,
when there were more in the ranks
of the veterans than now; and Fair
Oaks had quite showing of returned
boys in blue to her credit that Deco
ration day.
Like a slip of fame the zouave uni
form seemed in the moving ranks as
they came down the sunny street.
The grizzlcd gray of the curly hair
and wavy beard had been metamor-
phosed into soft brown, and the
stranger appeared to be the youngest
of the lot.
At the Lynch residence the family
was on the veranda to cheer softly
with futter of fandkerchiefs as the
old heroes. went by, for Papa Lynch
threw aside his legal airs this day of
all days and marched with his com
rades as energetically as he once had
''from Atlanta to the sea-
The woman from the kitchen came
and stood out on the lawn by her
self. Although invited, she would
not Join the family group, 'for," she
said, softly, behind her big apron,
81 am only their help"
Here the useful bingham intercept
ed two great tears and she finished
her secret in the friendliness of it's
ample checks. Before lost Broth
er Nelson I could have stood on the
porch with them and felt all right -
The tongue Of flame in the undulat-
ing line burned through the cloud Of
dust directly opposite the gingham
checks and the tear-dimmed vision,
and the owner thereof caught her
breath excitedly and stared at the
unusual picture. The next moment
the breeze lifted the swirling dust,
disclosing an unmistakable Ellsworth
uniform.
A boy near by began singing:
"'Twas little zouave Of the fireman sort.
with his face powder blackened-"
Z H :dta a n n liI1 NJ n for a
woman hear him uttdFedea Try, half
terror, half delight. g." -
Could it be-? Yes, It was the
same brown curls-she had forgotten
the possibility of growing gray-thc
same uniform and the same blessed
face Of ''the marchin' pictured" Had
Andersonville given up its dead now,
after 20 years?
The Lynch family, speechless will,
amazement, beheld their cook speed
ing out through TIL ht!teway with its
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bled-she'd have that marchin' pic
ture to comfort her."
il A wave of homcsickness came over
him. II b'leve I would" he half
whispered, II raley b'leve 1 would
give up them zouave fxin's, even con-
sent to be buried without 'em, if I
could find Sister Bess; but guess
I've lost her till the Great Day!"
And with a deep sigh he resumed his
hoeing.
When Nelson Travers came out Of
the southern prison pen it seemed
everybody had forgotten him. He
would not have cared much for the
world had never been overly kind
If he had not lost Bess. But she,
mourning him as dead, had married
and gone, no one seemed to know
where, and he had been unable to
find her; and she was all he had.
Fright, forward, march!" and the
measured tread of disciplined feet
The Cooperstown courier. (Cooperstown, Griggs Co., N.D.) 1902-1913, 1902-05-29
u
DEPENDS ON PLACE OF BIRTH.
Jsst Became One Has Sea Snow o.s
May Not Know All About
EverythinE.

When the young man from Florida came
% live in New York ne woke up one morn
ing last winter and, going to the WINDOW,
ne looked out on what was to him q novel
scene. 1t was a snowstorm, the first he
had ever seen.
jumping into his clothes, he ran into the
street. he stopped and gathered handfuls
OF snow and threw them in the air; he
jumped into a drift and sent it flying with
his feet; he finally lay down and rolled in
tall this time shouting and laughing at
the top of his voice.
One Of the crowd which had gathered to
watch his antics went up to him and told
him how his mother used to cure fits and
volunteered to try it on him.
haven't any" the young man said.
What's the matter with you, them" :
Why, don't you see the SNOWY
Yes, see it. What of it? have seen
it before"
"Well, I haven't" said the Florida young
man.
What! You never saw snow before?"
asked the astonished questioner.
Never. Seems strange to you, don't il? ?"
1T beats any sample of verdancy l ever
ran across"
.'oh, don't know" unused the Florida
cracker, according to the New York Mail
and Express. "Did you ever see an alligator
eating black boy? No? Well, you are
not SO many, after all. 1 have seen it many
times" And. throwing a handful of snow
down his shirt collar, he pursued his joyous
gambols.
The Cooperstown courier. (Cooperstown, Griggs Co., N.D.) 1902-1913, 1902-05-29
a'iaSsSSA2k&s&l WVNN
MRS. SADIE e. KOCH.

ST suffered for months with
troubles peculiar to women which
gradually broke down my health and
my very life. was nearly insane
with pain at times, and no human
skill consulted in Milwaukee could
bring me relief.
"My attention was called to Lydia
e. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound; the first bottle brought re.
lief, and the second bottle an absolute
cure. could not believe it myself,
and felt sure it was only temporary,
but blessed fact, have now been well
for q year, enjoy the best Of health,
and cannot in words express my graf
itude. Sincerely yours, SAD1E'E. KOCH,
124 10th ST., Milwaukee, Wis."1S600c
forfeit II abocs, Testimonial Is not genuine.
Such unqucstionable testimony
proves the power Of Lydia p. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound over
diseases of women.
Women should remember that
they are privileged to consult
Mrs. Pinlkham, at Lynn, Mass,
about their Illness, entirely free
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+ H d. j lF'.',I

F1attery.-She-''Do you believe IN
hypnotism?" He-"When you look At
me Ido."-Somerville Journal.
Traveler-"Has paganism died out
In these parts yet?" English Settler
Eyes; died out with the natives. -
Town and Country.
Knicker-"Somebody has said that
some architecture is frozen music.' -
Bocker-.'Well, old man, that cottage
of yours may be rag time."-N. Y.
Sun.
"Jones? Oh, he's SO changed that
some of his old friends do not recog-
nize him. Been sick?" "No; lost all
his money! Philadelphia sNorth
American.
"I'm surprised at his moving to
Swamphurst. The place is full of ma
laria. "That's just why he's moved
there. Hes going to open drug
store.-Philadelphia Press.
Mistress" Mary, didn't tell you I
liked my beef we'll done?" Mary
'You did, marin, but I didn't say any
thing, did 1? People can have their
whims, if they want to, for all O. me. /"
Boston Transcript.
eyes, higgins has completed his new
airship, and will name it Truth "
"Odd name. What's the idea ~ "Well,
he figured that truth crushed to earth
will rise "a" But just then the am
bulance drove up to convey his rem
nant to the hospital, and he finished
gurgling.-Baltimore News.
An Englishman went into res
taurant in New England town and
was served for his first course with a
delicacy unknown to him. So he asked
the waiter what it. was, and the watt
er replied: "It's bean soup, sir =
whereupon the Englishman in high in
dignation responded: 81 don't care
what it's been; want to know. what it
is!"-Philadelphia Times.