Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1902-10-25
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ground l tread upon. He-Ah! L
bought he had his eyes on the estate.
Harvard Lampeon.
Subbubs- Why are you sneaking into
he house so quietly? Commute Sh-hl
The cook has company. and l do not
wish to disturb them.
II can safely say that no man ever
rttempted to bride me, gentlemen"
Don't be dOwn-hearted. old chap;
rour luck may change"
Citiman-I see you raise your own
vegetables. Suburbanite-No! l sim
ply plant a small garden so as TO keen
he chickens at hOme.-Life.
The lawyer really hope / done
tnnoy you with all these questions.
lis Fair Client-NOt at all. I'm used
it, have 6-year-old son.
He-I fancy men believe in friend
ship rather more than women do She
Possibly. but the great trouble Is it's
generally their own friendship they be-
ieve In
Wiseum- Honestly, now. did You
earn anything while you were in col
eye? Graduate-Um -m-well, learn
ID how TO state my ignorance in scien-
life terms.
rs your family fond of cereals, Mr..
Iumpup?" oh. very, we're reading
several in the Parlor Portfolio now.
and can't hardly wait from week 10
week, - Philadelphia Bulletin.
Cassidy Shtop kickin' about yer
lard luck. man. Some mornin ven
wake up an find yerser famous.
Casey Faith, OH bet We whin that
mornin' comes twill be me luck to
oycrSlape meser
Mrs. Hiram Offen-I hope you wash
I'd the fish thoroughly before you put
IN on the brOiler. Della. Della Shure.
what would be the use of thot, ma'ami
Hasn't it been Twin in the water all its
oife p Philadelphia Press.
"Oh. well. my dear" observed he to
his wife. you viii find that there are
a great many worse men in the world
than | am" How can you be 50
cynical. john" replied his wife re-
proachfully. Syracuse Herald.
SiIas So Zeke won't have anything
but tirst-class literature2 Cyrus--No.
Why. he wouldn't even subscribe to =
magazine because he saw Entered as
second-class matter on the front
page"
Superintendent is our usual Gus
tom to let a prisoner work at the same
trade in here as he did outside Now
what is your trade? Shoemaker
blacksmith or Please, sir, was
travelling salesman
Constance am going out In Algy's
launch. Penelope But naphtha launch
rs are very dangerous. Constance
know It. But Algy gave me the choice
OF either going out with him on his
naphtha launch or his sailboat.
Il see crank out West announces
his invention Of 'theater hat for la.
dies that will shut up when the cur
tain rises If he'd only invent
box party that would do that he'd de
serve medal. Philadelphia Press.
Here's a letter from Mirandy at cob
Icgc She says she's in love with Pins
Pong" she is. hey2 Well, she'd bet
ter give him mp. We amt goin' tel
stand fer no Chinaman marrying inter
This family Womans Home Conn
panion.
Mr. Skinner You'll have to walt
while for your wages this week.
can't pay you to-day. Clerk-See hero
now. that won't do, sir. I've got Il
live. you know Mr.. Sklnner-NOn
sense, What put that idea into you
head Chicago Tribune.
Lady to furniture clerk)--I like In.
Louis XIV and the Louis XVI. design
equally we'll 1t wouldn't do, sup
pose. TO have both chairs In the par
Tor? Clerk oh, yes. madam; thei
would harmonic well-only two years
difference, you sae.-Judge.
Teacher to class in geography
And who Knows what the people VIII,
live in Turkey are called? Glass oman
imouslyl Turks! Teacher Right Now
who can toll me what those living II
Austria are called. Little Boy Please
mum, know OStriches.~Judge.
Hasty Harry Wat youse hshin
here wldout any bait for? Don't yous'
know dat fish Won't eat bare hook
Strenuous Stove (sc0rnfully) Wat
Don't youse see dat If dc fish don'
bite | aiu't got to go to de trouble Il
takln' EN- of'n a. hook. Where's ye.
pcrfeshi0nal instinct?
oh, nav" said the l0year-oh
hopeful. do YOU see how wet m.
clothes orr:" Yes, young man.
spoke mamma, stornly, and you hay,
been In swimming mo, nav
Then low did you get wetY why
some boys wanted me TO 20 IN swim
ming, and ! ran away 50 fast ! per
spircd.'
Young man" said the Irish masi4
trate. IS youthful prisoner wa
brought before him. Il would adyiS