New-York tribune., 1902-09-06
HE GOT PERTOR
.AA
a very recalcitrant debtor
Received a calorified lebtor.
Twas from his physician,
Who said: II am wiCian


You'd pay me for curing your tebtor."
baltimore American.
writer in THE London POST views with horror
the possibility Of a deIuge of lectures by Boer gem
erals in England. He says: No have
successfully inisAeu the military part OF great
na tional struggle costing MILLIONS In money and
thousands of valuable ives) than to be
called on 10 rehabllitate bitter foes in
the possessions and property which they staked
against us when they declared Can nothing
be done to prevent this suicidal proceeding? We
not want to have divisions embittered
again Nor want Rfresh such scenes OF
disorder have disfgurcL pro-BOer meetings
heretofore II Is hgh lime that strong common
sense should override sckly sentiment"
And SO they have made up their quarrel7"
"Oh. YES! AS she tnat
wrong she concluded TO accept his apology -
tN 1Shlngton lines.
TT was l think, the Haymarket that one of
the most amusing of unrehearsed incidents oc-
Cured" saws a writer in M. A. P' The play
was Romeo and Juliet Mrs. Scott Siddons
the Julie, of the occasion. All went well until the
final scene Paris duly slain and Juliet lay
stretched upon het bier. Just then some OF the
scenery caught alight somehow, but some men from
behind soon extnguished 1t. Juliet with commend
able presence OF mind, did not move eyelid. but
the corpse Of Paris nervous. He raised himself
to sitting posture. then got upon his feet and fed
from the stage The danger being removed his
courage returned. and the audience was afforded
the stage from the wings to take up the proper
position for the final curtain. IL was too tremen-
dous an anti-cnax to the tragedy OF the play. and
the house was simply convulsed."
..1,tara &c your public teiephone"' haughtiiy de-
manded the man who had just stepped into the
"efver there in the corner" replied the druggist.
The stranger went to the telephone. and presently
was nea rd giving the or Ter in voice loud enough
for everybody in the & store to hear; ~, ,o,, - ,.
house No 500 Goid-st. and charge to my account
-(Chicago Tribune.
A iont committee OF the recent session of the
Louisiana Legislature visited the State penal farms
al AnpoIa and Hope. according to story In The
Eac,o orleans Picayunne." for the purpose of
porting on the work done by the board OF control.
The members Of the committee spent some time
,atLino with the negro convicts, and presently
of the negroes recognized member of the COM
roi,tee who is a rising young lawyer not thousand
Mills from New-Iberia. You know Mr.. b.
incurred one of the men. ''Yaas, sab. knows Mr..
p we'll He's de one done sent me heah, re-
ruea tba darky, with a grin spread all his
face The man had not heard of Mr.. B ofhci-
.ting nc q prosecuting attorney, and wanted to
know how he came TO send the convict there. He
wuz nah lawyer. san
Girl with the Gibson girl neck-That young Thix-
k9 out in soG,ey ns mspSwe s9S1 ee se he
goes ouI every time he tries to make hlt-tCh-
cago Tribune
A noteworthy instance of combined courage and
ready wit has Just earned the high communication
of the Newcastle Watch Committee. The New
castle fhronicle' says that policeman was being
hrrtaIIy raltreated by a gang of hoolgans, and
was in danger of his life while nobody dared To
interfere until young woman darted among the
assallants rapidly blew the policeman's whistle
and dartAd away again. Her brought prompt
rescue to the officer. She herself was policemans
daughter.
Attornev-1f you leave ali your property to
your second wife your children will certainly try
to break your will. -.
Rich Ciient-Of course That's what ! want
them to do ] want theHi 10 nave theH iuH Shliis
OF my money. .. "a.
Then why bequeath It all to your Wife?
to break my viii than it Is for to break hers"
-&asax- York WasxlE.