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The Jennings daily record., 1902-10-15

Black Taffeta Silk Skirt, tucked all
around from belt to founce, with wide
| founce, four rows Of Jube ruch- M
Handsome Black Silk Ekirt, deep,
graduating hounce, with inserted rows
of Netting and Taffeta, Drop Skirt.
Must be seen to be Appreciated; worth
anywhere fully $1,000. ~ E0
Corduroy Skirts, high-grede & 7E
material, for only. ...... " "
1t would take an entire page to de-
scribe our large line of Walking
Skirts. We have the largest variety
at smallest prices ever known. 40
Pricet OF Skirts, from. .........I ~
We can say as much for our line, OF
Flannel and Silk Waists We guar
antee perfect fit. All alterations, if
extra charge. Waists in pretty en-
designs, latest styles, from. 49,. VUc
Ladies' Cloth Jackets, in tan, black,
red and blue Prices guaran; eed low
er than elsewhere. See them if you
think of getting one. 06
Prices. from. .-:.......O ~
Ladies' Woolen Underskirts, %
from $500 down to .......... OOc
Ladies Union Suits, from the all
cotton kind to the best Merino wool
MANUFACTURED per suit, 06
from $3.50 to .LOc
Onr assortment of Ladies. Under
vests and Drawers is unrivaled. Vests
from 1Sc; drawers to match at same
prices.
We have also a nice assortment of
Ladies' ALL SILK, SILK AND WOOL
mixed, ana nice CASHMERE Vests
and Drawers, at prices ranging 90
| from $l.75 to. .VOc
Ladies Kid Gloves, the S1.OO 7H
quality for. ...:.......:..: Ivc
Ladies' Imported French Kid nm
Gloves, 81. 80 quality for. W
Children's and Infants Underwear
in large variety of styles and prices.
Examine our large line of House
hold Goods inst received.
Defender Brand Sheets. 70
Remember, we have complete lin
age and station. Our stock Of Shirts
Lace Embroideries, Ribbons Underw
Skirts, ETC., the best grades to be had,
We guarantee everything we sell. Gi
The Jennings daily record., 1902-10-15
SIS REWARD
for return Of a lost
Amethyst set ring to
E.. J. LEBEN.

Ask your grocer for ''Dun-
woody's Best" -four. It has no
equal.
The Jennings daily record., 1902-10-15

For Sale.
A new 1ive.room cottage, situ-
ated in center of town. Mrs. w.
j. King, Lake Arthur. win
The Jennings daily record., 1902-10-15

Ask your grocer for "Dtln-
woody's Best" -four. 1t has no
equal.
The Jennings daily record., 1902-10-15
By Union Associated Press.

By Union Associated Press.
Wilksbarre, Pa, Oct. Is. -
Mitchell started for Washington
at 3:O5 this morning over the
Lehi Valley railroad. It is be-
lieved that he has gone to Wash
ingtOn at the presidents request
to receive the details of the pro-
posal to end the strike. It was
expected that President Roose-
velt would extend the miners
leader the same courtesy as the
operators received. WalterWell-
man arrived here last night from
Washington and went immedi.
ately to Mitchall's hotel and sent
in his card. He was received for
q brief conference and then word
was sent to the hotel Office to
call Wellman and Mitchell at 3:05
o'clock.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1902-01-03
Not His Fault at All.

They were quite newly married and
she was much too young to under
stand that man takes little interest
in shopping expeditions.
She had left his side to look in a
window in which were exhibited some
winter nantes which were "just
lovely!" When she returned she took
the arm which seemed to be half
grudgingly proffered, and sobbed
"You-dont even lo-look at any,
thing. want you toto see. You
do-don't care how am dressed. You
no longer lo-love me. You haven't
even ker-kissed me for whole day,
and YOU"
II am extremely sorry, madam, but
that is my misfortune, not my fault"
said the gentleman, looking patheti-
cally down into her face.
She looked at him and gasped. She
had taken the arm of the wrong man.
STRAY Stories.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1902-01-03
A Wonderful Cure.

Wright City, Mo, Dec 30.-Medical
men are still wondering over the
Symes case. which has aroused snch a
widespread interest in this neighbor-
hood.
Mr.. Joseph G. Symes had suffered
very severely from Inflammatory Rheu-
matism. enduring pains which were
something terrible and which made ii
altogether impossible for him to work
by day or rest or sleep at night. In
spite OF all treatments he grew worse
and his case seemed to defy all the
usual remedies.
He began a treatment of Dodd's Kid
ney Pills and very soon noticed a
marked improvement, which increased
as he kept on till six boxes were used.
when he found himself without trace
OF pain or ache He is now able to
work all day and sleep all night. and
his rapid and complete recovery is re-
garded by the doctors as little short Of
a miracle.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1902-01-03
How the Governor Was Received.


When the governor of Newfound-
land, Sir Henry McCallum, X. c. M. G.,
went ashore at small harbor Of the
east coast he was met at the landing
place by grizzled old fisherman,who
sought to make the stranger welcome,
whoever he might be.
BE you comm ashore, STRIP he
asked.
YES" said the governor.
BE you here about the lie (seal
OLD ?" the fisherman pursued.
NO" said the governor.
BE you one of Sam Lewis men
from Red Bay, sir, come about the
TIMBER"
Il am the governor of Newfound-
land" Sir Henry announced with some
show of dignity.
BE you now?" said the fisherman,
with a friendly offer Of his hand.
well, it's a mighty good job-if you
can hold it. An l hopes you will
Would you like a cup O. tea, STRIP
From Ainslee's Magazine.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1902-01-03
Gave Z, tho idea.

At Russell physician rounded up
The Record editor because he didn't
mention the physicians name In the
announcement OF births.
"Ill do 1t on one condition" said
the editor.
Whats that?" asked the doctor.
THAT shall also mention your
name in connection with the deaths"
replied the editor.
The physician said he didn't believe
he cared to have his name mentioned
in connection with births anyway
Kansas City Journal.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1902-01-03
si,,v New York Fashion.

The unbuttoned glove, turned down
over the hand, is having hard time
of it since cold weather set in. Chap
ped wrists are the result. OF course,
no one realizing the prime object OF
the unfastened glove-to cool the
wrists-has SO suffered. When warm
weather departed such persons
promptly turned back their gloves and
fastened them, and hence, know moth
ing personally about the wrist-chap-
ping. But not so the youth and
maiden who blindly follow a fashion
just because it is fashion.-NeW
York Evening Sun.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1902-01-03
Editors Aneld.

The Western Canada Press associa-
ton is to make a transcontinental trip
early in 1902.
According to itinerary just arranged
they will leave Denver for Los An
geles, Cal, on Jan. 9, via the Santa Fee
The sections of New Mexico and Ari'
iona traversed by the Santa Fe con
tain material for a great many inter
esting sketches, both from travellers
and novelist's viewpoint, and doubt
less Canada readers will hear further
from this expedition.
Many noted Canadian writer's will be
in the party which will make the side
trip from Williams to view the Grand
Canyon of Arizona.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1902-01-03

The residents Of Wilmington, DEL,
were aroused the other night by the
continuous screech of a whistle. For
more than an hour the noise was unin-
terrupted. Next morning it was
learned that the whistle valve of a
locomotive engine in the'railroad yard
had become jammed and the engineer
was unable to release it. Not until
the steam pressure was reduced by
drawing the fire did the noise cease.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1902-01-03
s,mpathr NJ. ou, Of s,rle.

Ex-Speaker Reed was riding uptown
in a New York street car the other
evening and was carried past his cor
ner- The conductor appeared to be the
only person on board who knew the
big man and was expressing regret at
the mistake when Mr.. Reed said.
Don't sympathize with me OF with
anyone II is out Of style and the only
place where you can find sympathy
now is in the dictionary"
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1902-01-03

When Marquis Ito, the Japanese
statesman, was in this country the
manager of certain western railway
sent him pass over his line. The
pass was returned with this polite
note: 81 have no claim on your es-
teemed company. ! should not feel
right in travelling over your most ex-
cellent road without paying for the
great pleasure"
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1902-01-03
Devoured hy vyoIves.

Edward Conncrs was devoured by q
pack Of wolves few days ago in the
GatiReau district in Canada. He had
left the camp near Bark Lake in the
evening and gone back for his ak to
have Il ground for the next days week
A party started to look for the miss ng
man. and hid not gone far before II be-
came evident that the worst fears Lad
been realized. The hungry animals
had overrowercd the poor fellow and
literally torn him to pieces. his boots
and clothing. torn TO shreds and oakea
with blood. alone icing found.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1902-01-03

The colossal and periloIs undertake
a view to conquest, is not part of the
plan of any really responsible Russian
But / have no doubt that she Is quite
ready to use the powerful leverage
given her by her ability to seize Herat
when she will, to bring pressure to
bear upon England in other matters.
Therefore | am always ready to hear
that troops are gathering in Central
Asia, and when l hear that l always
begin to scrutinize some other part OF
the map.-Henry Norman, M. p. in
Westminster Gazette.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1902-01-03
Mind-up of Mourning Period.

The years court mourning for the
late Queen Victoria will come to an
end on January 20, 1892. II the open
ing of Parliament should take place, as
expected, on the following day, 1t will
be the first full state ceremonial func-
ton OF the new reign. On the opening
day of the session the king will be &C.
companied by the queen and by all
the members of the royal family who
may be then in England.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1902-01-03
Forty Years Master OF Hounds.

BY the death of John Lawrence, al
the advanced age of "a, notable figure
in the English hunting world disap-
pears from the scene For upwards Of
forty years he was sole master of the
Llangibby hounds. An exceedingly
keen sportsman he began his hunting
career as master of the Cwmbran har-
riers, and later on he hunted both the
Llaugibby and Chepstow countries I'M
I'll they were again divided in 1856. Al
the age Of 81 Mr.. Lawrence was out
with his hounds twice week. and
would remain in the saddle through
out a lorg days work.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1902-01-03
Higher Education.

They tell me, Miss Newton" said
Professor Huntington, that your
brother is making a great name for
himself at the university"
Eyes, indeed professor; he has al
ready been made an F. B., an S. o. and
an S. S."
"And pray, what degrees are those?"
asked the professor, a trifle bewild-
cred.
"Oh, don't you know? Why, full
back, stroke and oar and short stop, of
course. Salt Lake Herald.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1902-01-03

But these chairs" she said, how
ever fashionable they may be are
very uncomfortable"
"Ah!" replied the salesman, that's
the beauty of these chairs, madam
When caller sits in one of these
chairs, madam. she doesn't stay very
long"
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1902-01-03
Where sympathy Was Needed.

Flows the baby?" asked the
mother, who had run in next door to
see neighbor and had been detained.
Madam" coldly replied the father,
who had been temporarily left in
charge of the infant, your solicitude
is for the wrong person. If you have
any sympathy to waste, give 1t to me
the baby doesn't need it half as
much. Chicago Post.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1902-01-03
Sad Change.

Sharpe-On his birthday before their
marriage she gave him book. en-
titled "A Perfect Gentleman"
Whealton-Any change after year
of married life?
Sharpe-Yes; on the last birthday
she gave him a book. entitled wild
Animals I Have Met-"-Chicago News.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1902-01-03
A Practical Future.

do you think that the flying ma
chimes will ever be commonly en-
ployed?"
Il am sure of it," answered the in
ventor. They may not be employed
very much for flying. But they will
come in very handy for getting people
to subscribe for stock"
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1902-01-03
Their Crav.a Sweet Powders for Children

Mother Gray's Sweet Powders for Children
Successfully used by Mother Gray, nurse
in tho Children's Home in Now York. Cure
Feverishness, Bad Stomach, Teething Dis
orders, move and regulate the Bowels and
Destroy Worms. Over 10000 testimonials.
At all druggists, Csc. Sample FREE. Ad-
dress Allen s. Olmsted, Leroy, N. Y.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1902-01-03
Our Presidents Danger.

All of the presidents Of the United
States have been in the habit OF mingling
this procedure was very emphatically
pointed out In the tragedy Of few
months ago. 1t is also dangerous. to trifie
with unknown medicines for indigestion.
dyspepsia. fatulency, constipation. BILL
iousness or malaria, fever and ague. The
safest medicine to take is Hostetter's
Stomach Bltters. 1t will positively cure
these diseases. Try 1t and see.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1902-01-03
Only Temporary.

Clara examining new triumphs Of
dentistry in Johns mouth)-Why,
John, they're temporary filings.
John-Yes, dear; temporary filings
in temporary teeth in temporary
man. What's the use of putting any
thing permanent into a mouth forty
five years old?
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1902-01-03
Wings for human Beings.

In 1878 Friar Bacon predicted that
flying would shortly" become gen.
eral practice. and Bishop wilkins in
1852 said: ut will yet be as usual to
hear man call for his wings when
he Is going on journey as It is now
TO hear him call for his boots"
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1902-01-03
Prepared for the Worst,

A digger in western Australia
town consulted a doctor and then went
to get the prescription.
How much?" he asked the chemist.
We'll, let me see. There's $1.5O for
the medicine and quarter for the
bottle" He hesitated as If uncertain.
Put price on the cork and let us
know the worst"
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1902-01-03
THE uANDsoMEsT CALENDAR

of the season Tin ten colors) six beau
tiful heads Ton six sheets, 1Ox12 inch
esq, reproductions Of paintings by
Moran, issued by General Passenger
Department, Chicago, Milwaukee & st.
Paul Railway, will be sen or receipt
of twenty-five cents. Addrass e a..
Miller, General Passenger agent Chi
cag0.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1902-01-03
The Ring to Blame.

Con Diamond engagement
rings are very evidently not fashion
able any more"
Ascum-"what makes you think
sog"
Con Sect offered one to Miss
Roxley last night and she wouldn't
have 1t at ALL"
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1902-01-03
Suspense

Been hunting todayg"
Yes" said the amateur. with the
wild. apprehensive look in his eye.
Have you shot anythingg"
Il don't know yet I'm waiting for
the rest Of the party to get into camp.
50 that we can call the roll"
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1902-01-03

1.-The new Holland submarine boat
stayed under water fifteen hours"
"The Spanish fleet did better than
hat."-Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1902-01-03

Lady Sneerwell-Have your daugh-
tiers accomplished much in music? I'm
fortunate father-Yes-the dodgers be-
low have moved.-Stray Stories.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1902-01-03

Sweat or fruit acids will not discolor
goods dyed with PUTNAM FADELESS
DYES. Sold by druggists, l0c. package.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1902-01-03
And She Knew,

Bobby Skinner-Why do they call
Mr.. E. o. Marks green grocer?
Mrs. Skinner-Because he trusts
your father, guess.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1902-01-03

Poverty with contentment is better
than wealth without happiness.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1902-01-03

Wanted-An elevator that will lift a
man above criticism.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1902-01-03

lido not believe Piso's Cure for Consumption
has an equal for coughs and colds.-JoHN u
BOYER, Trinity Springs Ind, Feb. TO- l9Oo
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1902-01-03
noRRowED WITTICIsMs.

Can you speak French?" "A little.
That is, / can shrug my shoulders. =
Answers.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1902-01-03

USE THE FAMOUS
Red Cross Ball Blue Large 2-oz. package
cents. The Russ Company South Bend, Ind.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1902-01-03

large 2-oz. package Red Cross Ball Blue, only
Genus. The Russ Company, South Bend, Ind.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1902-01-03

High life is not confined 70 " a'-
apartment houses.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1902-01-03

Time proves all things. 1t has seen
Wizard Oil cure pain for over forty
years. Many people know this.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1902-01-03

DR.. Emdee-My man, you are sadly
in need of change. Hardup-Yes. but
l called you as a medical, not as a
financial capitalization Life.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1902-01-03

II man thinks only of himself he
hasn't much use for brains.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1902-01-03

1t very often happens that when a
ship is late they dock it.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1902-01-03

A toy never tells his troubles to q
man who wears whiskers
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1902-01-03

Mrs. Flanigan-Oi see as how yer in
tn nursery business an it's meself
thot wants t. know how much yell
charge t. take care O. these two while
OF do me shoppin'?
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1902-01-03

The motto of the editor is keep to
the write"
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1902-01-03

Generally son can fool his father
but father seldom fools his son.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1902-01-03

The organ grinder believes that one
good turn deserves another.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1902-01-03

The man who boasts Of his knowledge
is ignorant
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1902-01-03
Queer Fellow.

VERY fond of dress, isn't he?"
yes, and in that respect he's the
most peculiar fellow know. most re-
markable, in fact"
Don't say?"
Actually. Why he doesn't even
kick when he has to spend his good
money for a pair of new snspenders.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1902-01-03

Weak, Run Down Women
should use DIR. SEELYE'S NER-VENA.
II makes rich, red blood. All druggists,
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1902-01-03

Can a telephone girl make the welki
ring.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1902-01-03

The hardest thing on earth is to look
pleased when you are disappointed.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1902-01-03
THE TIME TO LAUGH.
SOME GOOD JOKES, ORIGINAL AND
SELECTED.

Where the Higher Education Was Dts
tinctly u Success-Not That Kind OF
Nursery-why Ho Was Green
Grocer.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1902-01-03

For children teethIng softens the gums, reduces 10
nammation allays pain. cure swnd collie. 25c bottle
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1902-01-03

Have You Tried Atlas Oats?
II not, get a package from your grocer
today. Purest of all foods.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1902-01-03

Niblick-How many horsepower Is
your automobile? Numskull-I don't
know; you see, I've never had to have
it hauled home yet.-Ohio State Jour
nal.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1902-01-03

1t shouldn't offend butcher to be
given a steer.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1902-01-03

Old Lady-Just my luck! Caller
What's wrong? Old Lady-Ive just
heard of six cures for rheumatism, and
not one of our family has got it.-An-
swers.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1902-01-03

W. NJ. y. -WictnTA-N0 -1ooz.
Mb1n sasGeeieg 6dyett,sad,fE,s G:aaif
Aea,ioa ghss o. : ..,.3
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1902-01-03

what we want" sais the First
Patriot. lis honest elections Il
should say so" agreed the Second Pa
triot why, Heller promised me $50
for my influence in my ward. and nov
he says he never agreed to give me
more than sl0."-New York Times.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1902-01-03


to get the prescription.
How much?" he asked the chemist.
well, let me see. There's $1.50 for
the medicine and quarter for the
bottle" He hesitated, as If uncertain.
PUT a price ON the cork and let us
know the worst"
And She Knew,
e, ).
@zl4S3E 3
Bobby Skinner-Why do they call
Mr. E. o. Marks green grocer?"
Mrs. Skinner-Because he trusts
your father, guess.
Queer Fellow.
Every fond of dress, isn't he?"
yes, and in that respect he's the
most peculiar fellow know. most re-
markable, in fact"
Don't say?"
Actually. Why he doesn't even
money for pair of new snspenders.
A Practical Future.
do you think that the flying ma
chimes will ever be commonly en-
ployed?"
Il am sure of it," answered the in
ventor. They may not be employed
very much for flying. But they will
come in very handy for getting people
to subscribe for stock"
BORROWED wITTICISMs.
Can you speak French?" "A little.
That is, can shrug my shoulders. -
Answers.
DR.. Emdee-My man, you are sadly
in need of change. Hardup-Yes, but
1 called you as medical, not as a
financial expert-Harlem Life.
1.-THE new Holland submarine boat
stayed under water fifteen hours"
"The Spanish fleet did better than
that."-Clevelan Plain Dealer.
Lady Sneerwell-Have your daugh-
tiers accomplished much in music? I'm
fortunate father-Yes-the dodgers be-
low have moved.-Stray Stories.
Niblick-How many horsepower Is
your automobile? Numskull-I don't
know; you see, I've never had to have
it hauled home yet.-Ohio State Jour
nal.
Old Lady-Just my luck! Caller
What's wrong? Old Lady-I've just
heard of six cures for rheumatism. and
not one of our family has got it.-An-
swers.
docs your husband get good.
strong food?" asked the doctor Of his
patients wife. Onions twice a day;
guess that's strong enough. STRAY
Ssoriea
You'll be sorry some day that you
didn't get married il you don't" We'll.
I'd rather not be married and be sorry
| wasn't, than be married and be sorry
| was!"-Stray Stories.
See. here; l found two pebbles in
the milk bowl yesterday" I'm not
surprised, maam. The water is very
low just now in the brook where the
cows drink. "-Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Kind Lady-Why don't you go to
work? Tramp-I'm tryin' ter git
position now, lady. Kind Lady-What
doing? Tramp-Lineman fer a wire
less telegraph conpany.-New York
Press.
When little Johnny was called in to
see his new sister. who arrived the
night before. he looked at the tiny red
mite critically and then asked inno-
Gently: Mamma. cudn't you take her
back an exchange her fer a white
baby?"-ohio State Journal.
What we want" sais the First |
Patriot, "is honest elections Il
should say So" agreed the Second Pa
triot Why, Heller promised me $50
for my influence in my ward. and nov
he says he never agreed to give me
more than sio."-New York Times.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1902-01-03

Does your husband get good
strong food?" asked the doctor Of hi
patients wife. Onions twice day
I guess that's strong enough. "-Stra.
S:oriea