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The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1902-04-09

By Foley's Honey and Tar, 1t stops
the racklng cough and heals and
strengthens the lungs. II taken In
time it win prevent an attack of pneu-
monia. Refuse substitutes
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1902-04-09

La grippe coughs yield quickly to
the wonderful curative qualities OF
Foley's Honey and Tar. There Is moth
ing else Just as good" Hart's drug
store.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1902-04-09

Some editors throw 50 much mud
that their reading matter all becomes
as dry az dust
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1902-04-09

A geuius is man who has the
ability to make other people furnish
the money to carry out his plans.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1902-04-09

Take Laxative Bromo ouinine Tab
let's. All druggists refund the money
II It fails to cure. E. W. Groves sig
nature is on each box. CSC.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1902-04-09

To see q man going around with
. face long enough to lap butter
milk out OF the bottom Of a churn
Is no sign he be Christian. ),
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1902-04-09
FOR CALIFORNIA AND NEVADA
WORK.

wanted--teamsters. laborers. rock
men. tunnelmen, msickers. outside la
borers. long job. Special transporta-
ton from c. r. Hansen & Co.. Port
land. Oregon. 2s N, Second 81.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1902-04-09

Cream pure rye, Americas finest
whisky, The only pure goods; guar
anteed rich and mellow JOHN I.
CARLSON. Sole Agent.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1902-04-09

FoLEY'S HONEY AND TAR.
Cures coughs and eelds,
Cures bronchitis and asthma,
Cures Group and whooping cough.
Cures hoarseness and bronchial trou
bles,
Cures pneumonia and Ia grippe,
Hart's drugstore.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1902-04-09

1t is within the reach OF every mta-
lecGrai youth 10 make himself great
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1902-04-09

Many a man has been kept poor BY
being too hasty to get ".ch.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1902-04-09

Foley's Kidney Cure II taken In tlme
affords security from all kidney ans
bladder diseases.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1902-04-09

A man Is pretty apt to get hot
when other people are roasting
him
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1902-04-09

or little by his own will.
While waiting for your ship to land
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1902-04-09

PNEUMONIA rs ROBBED OF ITS
TERRORS.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1902-04-09

European counts are always on the
lookout for American securities in
the way OF matrimonial bonds.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1902-04-09

Foleys Kidney Cure makes kidneys
ana bladder right Don't delay taxi
ing,
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1902-04-09

Adversely Is the best school in which
men get their best education.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1902-04-09

The only true balance in which
to weigh your friends Is adversely.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1902-04-09

The word OF some men is like an
echo-oniy a hollow mocSery.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1902-04-09

busy yourself keeping the hsrbor
clear,
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1902-04-09

Be careful how you follow the ad-
vice Of the man who never sets the
example.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1902-04-09

TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1902-04-09

Our earthly citizenship is a pretty
good test Of the Kind of angels we will
make in the next world
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1902-04-09
CONSUMPTION

Ia like the constructor which drops its
coils around its victim and slowly tight
ems them until life is extinguished.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1902-04-09

Ability is the father and opportunity
the mother Of responsibility.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1902-04-09
TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION

DAILY.
sent BY man, per year ..s..ss..ss "
sent BY man, per month .>..,-. %
Served by carrier, per month ~, @
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sEMI-wEEKI.y.
sent by NAH. per year, IN advance, 81.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1902-04-09

THE Astorian guarantees 70 its ad-
ves4ssers the largest circulation cf any
newspaper published on the Columbia
River.
The news & observer. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 1894-current, 1902-08-14
NORTH CAROLINA BOOKLET.
Next Number Contains an Article on the In
dian Massacre.

The next issue of this little pamphlet
(printed for the LADIES' will be THE In
dian Massacre of September 81, I'LL, and
Indian War, 1711'13," by Judge Clark
This contains an account of the capture
of the Indian forts. There will be ap-
pended a nice reprint of the map of
North Carolina, drawn in 1909. by Sur
veyor General Lawson (the historian)
who was burnt to death by the Indians
in I'LL. At that time this province ac-
cording to the article. which we sum-
marise, had about 1000 white people
scattered from the Virginia line to Ons-
low (the Cape Fear settlement having
been abandoned). There were but two
counties. Albemarle and Bath. The
former was divided into Currituck, Pas
quotank, Perqumans and Cheewon, (the
old spelling) while Bath county was di-
vided into Pampticough, Wickham, and
Archdale precincts. New Bern only set
tied in 1909. was not yet embraced in
any precinct. The barbarities of the
massacre were horrible beyond descrip-
ton. This was the only general Indian
war that ever occurred in this State.
The news & observer. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 1894-current, 1902-08-14

A Noted Medical Specialist
Speaks for the Benefit Of
Hot Weather Sufferers.
He Maintains That
Paine'S Celery
Compound
Is as.Banisher of Disease and a
ReStorer of Health.

A noted medical specialists physician
possessing ample wealth--ever ready to
acknowledge worth and merit, speaks of
Paines Celery Compound, as follows
I'm summer time, when strength fails,
when that tired. listless feeling is ex-
perienced from day to day, when the di-
gestive organs are not doing their work
properly, when constipation is poisoning
the blood, when disease with iron hand
takes possession of the body, Paine's
Celery Compound will be found a marvel.
Gus banisher of disease and a true health
restorer."
This strong statement should influence
all weak, rundown, and half sick men
and women during the hot August
weather This remarkable indorsation
of Paine's Celery Compound by an ac-
knowledged specialist should at once
convince the suffering and diseased that
DIR. Phelps great medical discovery is
what they need to restore perfect health
The thousands of lives fast wearing away
can be saved and made happy and useful
to families and friends. May Heaven
speedily convince the doubling and des-
pondent. and direct them to that unfailing
life giver-Paines Celery Compound.
The news & observer. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 1894-current, 1902-08-14
PERSONALS.

Mr.. w j. Pope, of Chiffon, is. visitor
to Raleigh.
Mr.. j. j. Ward, of Durham arrived in
the city yesterday.
Mr.. F. B. Arendell has returned from
visit to Richmond.
Mr.. j. c. Jackson, of Fayetteville, was
in the city yesterday.
Mr.. A. H. Vann, of Franklinton. was
in the city last night.
Mr.. A. A. Allgood, of Henderson, was
in the city yesterday.
Mr.. S. T. Pardee, of Oxford, is in the
city at the Marlborough.
Major J. B. Hill is back in the city
after a visit to Norfolk.
Col. Harry Skinner returned to the city
from Greenville yesterday.
Mr.. ]. D. Habel left yesterday morning
on visit to Danville, Va
Prof. j. H. Gorrell was here yesterday
on his way to Wake Forest.
Rev. o. E. Hackney, of Greensboro, is
registered at the Marlborough
Mr.. George P. Pell, of Jefferson, was
visitor to Raleigh yesterday
Mr.. J. w. Foy left yesterday morning
for the western part of the State
Mr.. c. A. Goodwin returned yesterday
from a business trip to Louisburg
Mr.. r. s. Barnes was here yesterday on
his way from Asheville to his home in
Wilson.
Mr.. c. d. French, OF Wilmington, was
Registered at the Marlborough yester-
day.
Mr. H. B. Warner, Commissioner of La
Dor and Printing, arrived yesterday from
Lexington.
Col. F. A. Odds and son left yesterday
for Morehead and Beaufort on a fishing
expedition.
Mr.. Claude B. Barbee left yesterday
morning to spend a week fishing and
hunting in Virginia.
Mr.. Fred Woollcott, accompanied by
Mr.. Hubert Young, left yesterday morn
ing on a business trip to New York.
Mr.. G. c. Ferrall, who has been visit
ing his brother Mr.. J. r. Ferrall, left
yesterday for his home in Meridian, Miss.
Mr.. Burton Craige, of Salisbury, one
of the Democratic nominees for the House
from Rowan, is spending a few days in
the city.
The news & observer. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 1894-current, 1902-08-14
IN AND ABOUT THE CITY.

Rev. L. N ChappelI, popular Bap-
fist preacher. who is a native of Wake
county, has resigned as pastor at Gra-
ham.
Mr.. C. B. Edwards returned yesterday
from Greensboro, where he attended the
meeting of the Master Printers Asso-
citation.
But one case occupied Mayor Powell's
judicial hour yesterday Sylvia Hinton,
colored, was fined s6.25 for disorderly
conduct
Ex-Governor Jarvis passed yesterday
on his way to Hickory, where he is to
speak today at an educational rally to
be held there.
A visitor to the city yesterday says
that the report that two men were killed
by lightning at Wilson's Mills OH Sun
day is not so.
Mr. r. T. Wyche, formerly of Green's
boro, who has made a wide reputation by
his "Story Lectures" is here for a few
deys after a tour of Virginia.
80
Insurance Commissioner Young returned
yesterday from Greensboro, and today
goes in the Wilmington section to inves-
tigate some recent losses by fire.
***
Mr.. John A. Moore, of Wilson, hav-
ing a car load of negroes from Lynchburg
to work in the leaf tobacco houses of
Wilson, in his charge, passed yester-
day.
Memorial services were held by the
family of Major Joseph b. Bachelor on
Tuesday morning at their home in this
city and all of the family were present.
No additional particulars of his death
have been received.
-
To represent North Carolina in the suit
of South Dakota against this State in
the bond cases, Judge James E. Shepherd
left last night for Pierre, in that State.
He will be Joined at Knoxville by Mr..
George Rountree, of Wilmington.
80
Governor Aycock left on an early train
for Hickory this morning. where he
speaks at an educational rally. This
afternoon Col. P. M. Pearsall will leave
for Hickory and both will go to Waynes-
vile to spend week with Attorney
General Gilmer.
-"
DIR. B. F. Dixon, State Auditor, left
yesterday for Gastonia, where today he
will address a meeting of Confederate
veterans. He will, while away ,onfer
with the members of several corpora
tions regarding their reports, at Gas
tonia, Charlotte and Greensboro.
-
To hold a series of Farmers Institutes
in the western part of the State. Com
missioner of Agriculture S. L. Patter-
son, Prof. w. F. Massey, DR.. Tate But
Ter and others left yesterday. Today the
first of the series will be held at Snow
Camp, in Alamance county. Friday they
will be at Guilford College and on Sat.
urday Rural Hall, Forsyth county.
-
With a sentence of months for lar
ceny a negro was brought to the States
Prison yesterday from HEREFORD by
Deputy Sheriff H. H. Jones. The day
before four convicts were brought from
Mcdowell. w. w. Whitewith sen.
tence of three years for a secret attack
on a negro; Jack Hinton, five years for
burning a church. These are white, the
other two negroes, with terms of year
each for larceny.
The news & observer. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 1894-current, 1902-08-14
NEW ADvER,HsEn6ENTs.
THE WEATHER TO-DAY.

Local forecast for Raleigh and vicinity
to .. M: Fair; warmer Thursday; con-
ditions will be favorable for a thunder
storm by Thursday night.
Local data for Raleigh: Maximum tenn
perature, Sd minimum temperature, &C.;
mean temperature, rs; rainfall, 0.
The news & observer. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 1894-current, 1902-08-14
Office

Office
COUNTY BOARD OF EDUCATION
Raleigh, N c., August 10, 1902.
Teachers Institute for the Colored
Race will be held in the city of Raleigh
commencing August 25th and continuing
five days. Teachers are required to at
tend continuously. See School Law, sec
ton 20, page 10.
Respectfully,
w. G. CLEMENTS,
County Supt of Schools.
The news & observer. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 1894-current, 1902-08-14

TEACHER NEEDED.-AN EXAMI-
nation will be held in Goldsboro, n. q,
on Wednesday, August 20, 1902, III the
purpose of selecting a teacher For the
primary department of the Goldshoro
Graded Schools. The position pays
thirty-fiye dollars per month for nine
months. Send application to Thos. Il.
Foust. Superintendent.
S-716t.
The news & observer. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 1894-current, 1902-08-14
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A SUMMER SHOE SALE.
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THE EVENT OF THE SEASON.

Over Fourteen Hundred Pairs of Hgh-Grade Shoes at
onehrd onehalf and two thirds of the regular prices at
other stores
Clearing the house of every pair of lowquartered shoes
regardless of the make, the kird or the quality.
Oxford Ties, Colonial Ties Strap Ties and Hand-turn
Slippers Patent Leather Corona and Vici Kid
All Sorts sizes and styles. The variety is great that
practically every wish and taste may be gratifled
These bargains merely examples of the methods OF
this store. Come in and the lot if only to indulge
curiosity and learn to what length dollar bill will travel
We guarantee every pair represented in every respect
matter how cheap they sod Every sale not only rep
esents big saving but the pleasure of wearing good Shoes
shoes that are warranted fit wear and give full satisfaction
The daily morning Alaskan., 1902-07-10
A Strange Target.

In "Thc Book of the Rifle" the Hon. T. F. Freemantlo tells the following amusing story apropos Of accidents Co markers:
 "Slr Henry Halford on one occasion it was not a very clear day-wos about to begin shooting at 1000 yards aud, thinking that the marker must now be ready for him to begin, asked him through the telephone. Are you au rightT The marker replied, "All right sir. In a minute; but unluckily, Sir Henry took 'All right. slr.' instead of the whole sentence and removed the telephone from his ear He lay down and fired his shot. and on looking through the telescope to sec where it had hit was mortified to see the marker with a perfectly white face staggering toward his shelter He was Intensely alarmed. and in a moment there came ring ot the telephone What has happcnedl Arc you badly hurtr No, sir. I am not hurt but l had a bucket of whitcwash between my legs paint. Ing the target. and you put bullet Into it and splashcd it an up In my face
The daily morning Alaskan., 1902-07-10
A cb,snso Teaser.

A Ce.Icago man who lives in Goethe street gets on the cur at Schiller street. two blocks away, because no conductor can understand his pronunciation of Goethe "l had proctlccd on t0c pro nunciation for a week. he s0ys and ! had the sound of the 'umlaut down anc. I sprung lt on the conductor the ars, tScu,ag. ue looked at mcSblank- ly and replied. 'HuhT I repeated it once or twice, and finally a great light broke over him. 'Oh. yes; you mean Go-thc. Why didn't you say sor
 'The next evening the conductor call cd lt Go-ecth. The third time up it was Goethe. Then there was a raw Irish man In charge of one of the trains who spoke of lt as Go-tay. with the accent on the Inst syllable. One morning l lcft an order for my wife ot the gro ccr's He looked at me in silence for a minute after I had given our address. oh. yes, he said; you mean Gertie street. The butcher calls it Gayuc the laundryman pronounces lt Goy-tuh, and the man who delivers coal alludcs Co lt as Goth street
 CT have a woman friend who brides herself on her culture who speaks feel. lngly of Gutter street. But the devoted thoroughfare doesn't really get it in the neck until you hear the janitor talk. He calls lt Goirc."
The daily morning Alaskan., 1902-07-10
Enst Indian Idols.

The images of the gods In India arc not made by a separate caste, but the carpenters and masons respectively make the large wooden and stone idols set up in the temples, the pottcrs the clny idols consumed In daily worship und the brazIers, coppcrsmiths and goldsmiths the little images In brass, copper. mixed metal and gold and sil- yer that arc always kept tn private homes. Tho East Indians regard an alloy of brass with five other metols7 rold. silver. Iron, tin and lead. making. with the copper and zinc of thc brass, a mixture of light mctals-as 90 perfect alloy, and this is highly prizcd as a material for sacred images.
The daily morning Alaskan., 1902-07-10
A rn,rrt, strickcn 0nrrn.

Partly owing Co the fact that she was welded Co an avariclous king and part ly because she w0s generous with the little money allowed her Elizabeth ot York. queen of Henry VII, spent but a small amount for dress. She was very often In debt and the sums she spent were rldlculously small. 20 shillIngs CS5l being the greatest amount expended at any one time. Her gowns were mend. cd and turned. and new waists wcro made for them. ps Is shown by Che rec. ord of bills paid Co her tailor These bills prove that she wore her clothes for a long time, for her gowns were obliged Co bc newly hcmmcd, and also that. though a princess of the great house of Plantagenct, she wore shoes costing but 24 cents, whlcn were deco. rated with tin buckles.
The daily morning Alaskan., 1902-07-10
GAME LAW
Trying to Make Most of
 AlaSka'S One Crumb.

Ftom the dlsplt,heS sminatlng from Washington. lt Is evident the government Is irving Co make the most of the new Alaskan ,me law, the one enactment oi the long session of congress which ms anything to do with Alaska.
 The new law prohibits the wlnion de- sluctlon of wild game animals or wild birds, or the nests or eggs Of sueh birds or the killing of any birds for purposes oi shipment from A'aSkt.
 Closed seasons are fixed tor the princi- pal lnim Is and birds. The secretary oi Che agriculture Is authorized Co make the closei seIs0n longer, in his tiScretion' o' prohibit altogether tor a period of hve vearS No person Is allowed to kill m1Je than a limited number oi fsmlle blris' Persons are prohibited from hunting with hounds, or Co use any boats except those prorellsd by oars or paddles. Selling oi h.iss, skins or heads ci game animals iS prohibited. except within IS days after the closed season, this eNcepton appiNlnk 'o animals legally killed.
 Nothing .n the law Is held Co effect any law now in iorce aftecing fur seal. sea otter or any hr.belrlng animll other than bears and Sel lions, or Co prohibit the kill ing of game by natives travelling for the purposes of food.
The daily morning Alaskan., 1902-07-10
rnlmer.ton bod mI. Mn.cIe.

Lord Pulmcrston died at his post two days before he was eighly-onc, his fac ultles undlmmcd and his physical strength little affected by his advanced age. A hidden witness recorded a touching anccdotc: A fortnight before his death he saw the old statesman come out of his London house early one morning. look around to assure himself that be was alone. then climb over the area railing around the house and back again to test the strength of his mus s.-LippincOtt's Magazine.
The daily morning Alaskan., 1902-07-10
At The Fifth Avenue.

The following named persons are reg Istered at the Fifth Avenue hotel; A Ri,zw1ller, Dawson Mrs J Wilson, Victoria Jno a Hale, Dawson F Lindley, DanvllIe, DO T Price, Montreal NH McCabe, Victoria Mrs c LeISer. Victoria Mrs p A Phillips, Nic,orl l. $ Phillips, Victoria Mrs $ c Spence, Victoria $ Alden, Victoria D Gavin, Vancouver Mrs BouIks and iimily Wyland Inspector H a Morris, Vancouver JH Carnegie, Vancouver PHI Randall, Denver CE Mclnnes, Toronto
The daily morning Alaskan., 1902-07-10
KIondiko Claims so,Iiug

Many oi the famous Eldorado claims in the klondlke are being sold. The purpose Is to get a sufficient number gathered up for hvioullc purposes. Among those which have changed ownership are 10 and I7 Eldorldo, located respectively by Thomas Lippv and Jim Hall, The prizes paid for the claims are siid to be s7S,oOo for 10 and ssS,ooo for v.
The daily morning Alaskan., 1902-07-10
ANOTHER DAY
Yesterday Was Third Of
 HaineS Horse Case.

Judge Rogers was again occupied all vssterday with the Halnes horse replsvin case between Wsitzman and Handy. The evidence was all admitted Monday and Tuesday and yesterday tie counsel for the lIugantS 0ubmltted argumentst to the court. They took up an the afternoon The cour, Co k the ciSe under adviSemen,. |, Is claimed that the csc wlll be appealed no mlttsr wha, the decision may be.
The daily morning Alaskan., 1902-07-10
Masonic nssting

There win be regular communication Of White Pass Lodge No. II3' E. X A. M., on Friday evening, July IT, ln thelT hall, No. s25 Fourth avenue.
 Soioumlng and visiting brethem are cordially invited Co meet with us.
 By order of the W. M OeorEc Howard. Secretary.
The daily morning Alaskan., 1902-07-10
One Price.

Customer (after beating the price down from S3.5O to S2.2jD-What right have you to call this a "onc price storcT
 Dcalcr-Why notG
 Customcr-Why. you ask an kinds of prices.
 Dcaler-But my dear sir, the price of a thing Is not what Is asked, but what Is accepted for it-Phlladelphio Press.
The daily morning Alaskan., 1902-07-10
PRINCESS
Made Great Run North to
 Skagwly.

The Princess May arrived ln port late vesterlay afternoon, completing a fast run North She lefl Vancouver at o'clock on the morning Of ths 7,h, and reached here ats 'eloek on the night of the o,h.
 The Princess h a a light passenger list, there being but 90 abo1rt, bu, had 100 tons of freight aboard. She left shortly after midnight with 2s passengers,
The daily morning Alaskan., 1902-07-10
Ia France Tonight

whiishorSe, July 0.-!he Merchants Transportation steamer La Frante Is billed Co sail for Dawson this evening. She will sail for Pellv river at on,s upon her arrival at the Klondiks Metropolis. She IS book ing business at WhltehorSs for Pellv,
The daily morning Alaskan., 1902-07-10
A Broken Neck.

"Did you hear about the catastrophe down at the Browns last nlghtT "No. What happoncdr
 "Why, Mrs Brown gave the baby a bottle to play with, and while she was in the kitchen it fell out of the cradle and broke ils neck"
 What, the babyr
 "No. the bottle"
The daily morning Alaskan., 1902-07-10
OFFERS SOLO PRIZES
CsmntssaTy Keeping Record of the
 Games.

F. B. Mcdonald has offered a prize con siS,ing of a box Of ciglrS for the best re- cord made by any solo player in the card rooms connect,d with the CommisSarv eigar store for the week ending Saturday night 4 similar prize will be given io the player losing the greatest number of games during the same time.
The daily morning Alaskan., 1902-07-10
per.onnI prrIudIee.

Mature" said Miss Miami Brown. "doesn' nebber make nutiin' in vain"
 Well" answered Mir. Erastus Pink Icy. it sometimes seems Co me dat dar ls a whole lot O animals walkin' around dat might jcs' as well uv been possums. "-WashingtOn Star.
The daily morning Alaskan., 1902-07-10
InrrnnIt, In Q Flat.

Alyce-What lovely cozy corner, Mayme! Such a pretty couchl
 Maymc-Isn't lt? It's made out of ave trunks and a hatbox, seven pillows, two bolsters and an old plano cover Detroit Free Press
The daily morning Alaskan., 1902-07-10
A Measure of Time.

The Pupll-It seemed to me I must have pructiced an of two hours.
 The PrOfcssor-But I'm sure you did aot. If you had practlced two hours it would have seemed like six.-Puck.
The daily morning Alaskan., 1902-07-10
Sure Way Co Get a Job

One Of the Uncmployed-l wish I had money enough SO I shouldn't have to work for a living
 Another of Them-So do l. In that case. you know, it would be 30 easy Co get a job.-Boston Transcript.