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Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1902-09-09

A Boston servant, like many Of her
class, does not know her age. She has
lived with one family eleven years and
has always been twenty-eight. But
not long ago she read in the newspaper
age of LOG. Maybe I'm as auld as that
mesilf," said she. 'Indade. | can't re
mimber the time when / wasn't alive. "
Boston Christian Register.
Experience the Only Teacher.
She-There's really no reason for
married folks to quarrel.
He-No except that they generally
need a few quarrels to find that out
Brooklyn Life.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1902-09-09

Leave | Arrive.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1902-09-09

captain Macklin," and IRAN
sons Folly" both by Richard
Harding Davis, handsomely bound,
and with many exquisite illustra-
tons by Walter Appleton Clark, at
McCoy's Book Store. 50
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1902-09-09

"No, subj" said Mr.. Erastus Pinkly.
II nebber sold my vote to nobody"
"But that candidate gave you So"
"Yassir. doesn't deny dat. He jes'
come along an gimme dat two. an
when gemman comes along an gives
you So fob muffin it amt no mo- dan
common reciprocity to vote fob i'm fob
muffin Washington Star.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1902-09-09

To points west. southwest and
northwest will be on sale the Ist
and 3rd Tuesday of each month via
Illinois Central Railroad az about
one fare plus 81 for round trip with
stopover privileges. Write today
for FIRE. descriptive matter and
full particulars to e. A. Richter,
Trav. Pass. Agent Ill. Central r
r, Park Building, Pittsburg, Pa.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1902-09-09

The man who has the most to say
about charity beginning at home Is
generally the one who thinks that re-
form ought to begin on the other side
of the world.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1902-09-09

When q man is sick and can only work
half the time he IL practically half q man.
It requires his whole physical energy to
do half mans work.
In general the weak run down
condition which cuts the strength q,
and energy in half il due TO dis @
ease of the stomach and other Vi %
organs Of digestion and nutrition.
You could not expect Q half N
starved man 20 work more
than half the time. The n
condition Of the man
with weak stomach Is
that Of the half starved
man. He is weak
through Lack of nutri-
ton.
DIR. Pierce's Golden
Medical Discovery
cures diseases Of the
stomach and other or
gans of digestion and
nutrition. It enables
the perfect nutrition >~
of the body and 50 re-
stores the strength. y
ar had stomach troub-
le from BIRTH writes N
Mr.. Willis Seaman, Of "
Washingtonville, or y
ange Co., N. Y, wand suffered
with it more or less as grew up. "
At the age of IS was broken
down with dyspepsia. My suffer
ing was terrible. Could not eat IN
without distress. Could only eat I'M
few certain things and was not I'm
able to work half the time. Ev- IN
cry thing / tried only gave me
temporary relief. My wife finally
persuaded me to try DR.. Pierce's
Golden Medical Discovery and
Pleasant Pellets / took six
bottles Of Golden Medical Dis
covery' and two vials Of Doctor
Pierce's Pleasant Pellets. then
felt so well that stopped taking &&
medicine. Several months have
passed and can do the hardest
kind Of work, can eat anything
Ndat Is set before me and enjoy
H.. I am ~ years old and this A
is the frat time I have ever ~
been we'll"
DR.. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets cure con-
stipatiou.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1902-09-09

A fine farm of 400 acres, good
soil and lays we'll Nice location.
New buildings. $50 per acre If
sold soon. Alex Farson, Keith,
Noble county, 0.
26t d " at
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1902-09-09

Daily. +week Days.
aco O. m. train Cafe and freeReclining Chair
Cara, Pullman Sleeping Cars on 1000 P. m.
and Rochester.
Ticket Office, 500 smithheld ST., cor. Fifth
q. c. LAPEY, G. O. ID PASCAULT,
Gen. Pass. Agt. Div. Pass. Agt.,
Rochester, N. Y. Pittsburgh. Pm
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1902-04-26
A Gladstone Memorial.

The square in Edinburgh named aft.
er St Andrew, the patron saint Of Scot
land, where the Gladstone monument
is to be erected, was built late in the
eighteenth century, says the London
News. The spot was SO sequestered
that there, Just before the square was
laid out, a Try Mackenzie, author Of
1.-THE Man Of Feeling" shot woodcocks.
The memorial OF the Grand Old Man
will be permanently; oVershadowed by
the statue Of minor light in the rec
ord of politics, though still figure In
Scottish history-namely, that Of Hen
~ Dundas, first Lord Melville. While
secretary of the navy in 1906 he was
found not guilty on charge Of gross
malveHsation and breach Of duty" His
efigy stands on tail column in the
center Of the square, which was erect
cd to his memory eight years ago by
the officers and seamen Of the navy.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1902-04-26
KINDERGARTEN FARMS.
Novel Institution For the Children
of Travellers.


of Travellers.
A kindergarten farm, according to
the New York Press, is the newest
thing for persons who want to be free
to follow their inclination for travel
unhampered and to be assured that
their children will enjoy proper care
in their absence. A farm of this kind
which is successful has about seven
children. That number may be in
creased to twelve, but no more, as the
object is to keep it small and family
like, The farm has roomy house and
twelve acres of land, and there are all
kinds of pets on it, including faith
full shepherd dog, cats, chickens,
'safe" pony and a goat. There is
lake, with a beach, on which the chill
rem may paddle to their hearts con-
tent in the summer time,
The children are so happy on ''the
farm" that they don't want to leave it
when their families come for them,
and some parents who have to live in
city apartments leave their children
on the farm the greater part of the
year in order that they may enjoy the
free life that normal children should
have
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1902-04-26
CHEAP NEWSPAPER.
A Daily Started In Vienna Sells For
a Farthing.

A Daily Started In Vienna Sells For
a FarthIng.
The farthing newspaper is at length
an accomplished fact, according to the
Westminster Gazette. One has been
started in Vienna. 1t is called Die
Neue Zeitung and is about two-thirds
the size of s.n English halfpenny daily.
There are eight pages, three Of which
are devoted to advertisements and five
to news. The newcomer is not party
organ, but will be generally progressive
in tendency. The proprietor intends to
give in tabloid form all the news print
ed by other journals, together with ar
ticles and generally interesting matter.
There will be a morning edition and
an evening edition, the latter published
at noon. The fact that paper manufac-
turers hold a large interest in the prop
erty solves the most difficult part Of
the problem Of making farthing jour
nal pay, for the cost of paper is, OF
course, one of the most important con-
siderations.
The proprietor. who was formerly
the owner of leading daily in Buda.
pest, says that he requires a circula'
ton of $4,000 daily to cover the bare
cost of publication. This is an enOr-
nous circulation in Vienna, where the
most popular paper at present does not
exceed $4,000 per day and where there
are several dailies with a circulation OF
less than 10000.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1902-04-26
HANDICAPPED BY PRAISE.
New Pension Commissioners HUI
morous Letter to an Editor.

We" FenB1On commissioners huS
morous Letter to an Editor.
Eugene F. Ware, whom the presi-
dent has decided to appoint pension
commissioner, recently addressed the
following note to Topeka paper, says
the Philadelphia Press:
"Will you kindly omit in your paper
all further illusions to me? l am be-
ing overpraised. In little while, by
the law Of compensation, will be
overblamed. Glorifcatfon notices will
nauseate my friends and provoke my
enemies. If should be confirmed and
then accept and should enter upon my
duties as commissioner of pensions,
will be handicapped by these contend
ing emotions. And when at last my
exterior shall decorate the fence, as it
certainly must in time, my friends will
have no incentive to weep and my en-
emies will have no restraint upon their
levity. Therefore please don't give
them any more"
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1902-04-26

Asks Hanna's Aid to Float the Ark.
Senator Hanna receives many curious
Saetters, but the proposition which was
made to him the other day takes the
palm for uniqueness, says the Wash
angton Post. ION the top Of Mount Ar
arat," wrote his correspondent, there
;1s still preserved, buried amid eternal
snow, Noah's ark. am organizing a
company to dig it out and bring it to.
1.-THE United States. You can help me.
snake lot Of money If you will go into
1.-THE scheme, because the original Noat's
ark would be the best paying attraction
at the St Louis fair" Up to the pres
ent time Senator Hanna has not invest
I'D in the Noah's ark scheme.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1902-04-26
ENGLISH INCOME TAX.

Wide Fluctuations In Rate During
the Past Half Century.
The increase of penny in the pound
in the tax on incomes recently proposed
in parliament by Sir Michael Hicks.
Beach raises the rate to Is. 3D., which
is within penny of the high rate prev
alent during the two years Of the Cri.
mean war, says the New York Evening
Post. The following table shows the
rate per pound sterling imposed during
series of years, the periods taken be-
ing the fiscal year ending March 81:
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1902-04-26
Pence.

The 1861 figures are those Of the
Crimean war. The rate imposed fol-
the coming year amounts nearly to 81
per cent.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1902-04-26

NO. 1910 acres in Kandyohi
County, Minnesota. lO6 acres under
cultivation, 20 acres of meadow and
"a acres of pasture. All line level
prairie land. Soil, rich black loan
with clay subsoil. Improvements
consist of II story frame house, barn
36x4O. and tubular we'll. Only four
miles from post Office and market on
the Great Northern railroad. Price
for short time only, per acre, $500.
NO. 1922 acres in Lac qui Parle
County. $50 acres under cultivation,
II acres of meadow, all level prairie,
fine black loan with clay subsoil.
Three miles from post Office and mar
ket, II miles from school. Very de-
sirable piece of land. Price per acre
.epAS.UO
NO. 1885 acres in Wilkin Coun-
ty, Minnesota. $40 under cultivation
100 acres of meadow, 40 acres pas.
ture. All level prairie with no waste
land. Soil is rich black loan with
clay subsoll. Improvements consist
of a fine house, large convenient barn,
granaries, tool sheds, etc. This is
one of the best farms in the Red
River Valley. ! cash, balance in rea-
sonable time, part at 4 per cent and
part at per cent. Price per acre
.............. ...... $5O'UO' L
NO. 1890 acres in Richiand
County, N. D., under line state of
cultivation. All level prairie, excel
lent soil and subsoil. The improve
ments consist of a large house that
cost 81 $780, barn that cost $4,000,
and other buildings and windmill
that together cost $780, 100 acres are
for pasture; miles from post office
and market. Terms easy, price per
acre. ..,..'........'.. ''' 'po4'OO'
NO. 1890 acres in Ransom
County, North Dakota. $50 acres
under cultivation, all level prairie.
Black loan soil with clay subsoil. /
House. 14x28, in good condition, barn
1892 with additions on both sides, 4
Creamery 1892 and other buildings, 4
windmill and we'll with abundant
supply of water. miles to school
house, 81 miles to post office and
market. Terms easy. Price $500
per acre.
NO. 2O-16O acres in Ransom.
County, with small house and barn. ,
12O acres under cultivation, good
soil and we'll located. 81 miles from
Lisbon, per acre. ...........$l 7.OO.
NO. 21-64O acres in Sargent Coun-
ty, North Dakota, fine level unculti-
waited land, per acre. $500.
Write to us for information about
lands anywhere in the Northwest.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1902-04-26

NJ. Zz-lOU acres IN Marshall
County, South Dakota. A good
house and barn, pasture and wells on
this place, about 100 acres under cul-
tivation, balance pasture. The land
is nearly all level, soil first class, good
clay subsoil; in a we'll settled Ger
man neighborhood, 4 miles from
Kidder in South Dakota, and miles
from Havana in North Dakota, both
on the Great Northern Railroad.
Price per acre. ...............S 22 90
NO. 23-16O acres in Marshall
County. South Dakota, 9 miles N. E.
Of Britton. Good house and barn,
aud 100 acres under cultivation,
abundant supply of water from
spring on the farm. The soil is first
class and the surface is all level.
One of the best all around farms in
the county. Price per acre, only
NO. 24-64O acres in Lac qui Parle
County, Minnesota. All under fine
state Of cultivation with good house
and large we'll built barn with stone
basement. Fine gently rolling prai-
RE with the best black loan soil and
clay subsoil. One corner of the sec
ton is crossed by the Lac qui Parle
River. This is strictly a bargain.
Price per acre. ...............S3 $4,000
NO. 25-16O acres three miles from
Lisbon: in Ransom Co., N. D. All
under cultivation, rs acres Of meadow.
Gent " rolling with black loan soil
and clay subsoil. Small house and
barn. ] cash, balance in 5 years or
more at per cent. Price per acre
.......,.,,...,.. .Sl9UO
NO. 26-16O acres, 9 miles from
Lisbon, n. D. All under cultivation,
best soil to be found anywhere. 6
miles from market. House, barn,
granary and windmill, worth in all
$1,000. This is we'll located and is a
snap. Terms cash. Price per acre
................... Sl8.OO
NO. 27-16O acres 7 miles south of
EngIevale, in Ransom Co., N. D. 40
acres under cultivation, good soil and
sCbsoiI. ] cash, balance to suit pur-
chaser at 6 per cent. Price per
acre. $l2.OO
NO. 28-l6O acres, Il miles from
Lisbon, ND. 70 acres under cultiva-
ton, 20 acres of meadow, black loan
soil and clay subscil. Price SIS per
acre cash or $l6 on easy terms
NO. 29-1O quarter sections of wild
land in Ransom Co., N. D., we'll locat-
ed. Sold separately at $1,000 per
acre on easy terms.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1902-04-26

New Emigration Society.
= A society has been formed in London
To encourage the emigration Of women
~ sskWEouth Africa after the war.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1902-04-26

+ Twins Named.
Triend-What are You going to name
the twins?
Enthusiast-Ping and Pong.
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pouBLE-DYED KNAvERY.
ski INK masquerades as cream,


Things are seldom what they SEEM"
The poet might have added that olive
oil is expressed from the seed of the cot
ton plant, and that when smeared on small
behring's the joint product becomes sar-
dimes; that the orange marmalade Of COM
merce comes from the humble turnip that
the cherry which adorns your cocktail
grows on the hoof of the calf, and so on ad
infinitum, ad nauseam
Only not so much so as formerly. Most
Of the states have laws against adultera-
ton which are vigorously enforced. The
lactometer tests insure US reasonably pure
milk The tartness of vinegar is no longer
a laboratory effect. Oleomargarlne may
| be a wholesome product. but nowadays n
| maternal government sees that you know
from which part of the COW your butter is
derived
But there are no laws against substitu-
ton. and this is the age of substitution
the day of parasitism and piracy In bust
ness-and II might be added. In politics
The statesman who promises his bench
man n certain anpointment cor something
enually good and usually gives him the
Iatter--is n suhstttutor who plays the
game of keepIng the word of promise to
the ear and breaking IT to the hone "a cum
ninplv as the enternrisine maker who imi-
tatea the mama Of n ponular bicvcle or the
gentle scoundreI who Mains off A. cbeap
drug for n coetIv orc One-balf of the
h,einaes world l,ves ON tho brains of the
otbor h.if Tho roost familiar motto ~
tho odyor,taar hoo 70 no. .aawara NJ i'm
,ta,toro" Eor tho ONO man who boa an
,doo a,a +tn oo,,ra.a "a ,ha o.nt,ai n
avn,oi, q ,haro 90 ,,i,,a No., ,uat,ino 81
.,aoI 4. 80 III, r,.,o,, ,,.aro.,,ra No. n.
naro,i.n. =. ,o,,o, -. = ,,Io,, v,oI,. +.
non,,,a. ~. 80 ,,.t.h,r, antb 49,,
r,hi,ato-. -. ,,,araoa,a - ra,,ah,o Irv,.
,, s. - -. -,
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The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1902-12-10
LAMBERTvILLE, N. J.
WEDNESDAY, DEC. 10, 1902.

-Thos. B. Reed, who died last week,
contributed to the December number
of a prominent review an article from
which the following timely and able
selection is taken:
a system must Justify itself by results.
The principle which underlles protection
is the securing at all times to the Amerl-
can people the markets of America 1t
means that the work of this nation shall
be done by the people of this nation. All
wealth comes from the marrying OF labor
to the raw material In a country like
ours extending over such vast regions,
there can be no lack Of materials. Any
system which enables our people to do
our own work Is the system which can
give and has given the best results. The
enemy have all along sneered at the idea
that taxes can make us rich. But this is
simply to beguile by words. Would 1t be
any less absurd to say that taxes gave US
good currency? And yet they did. We tax
state currency. We do not raise ono cent
by the tax: 1t simply bars out the state
currency. We used the tax as n way Of
accomplishing result-as means to an
end In like manner, we used tho taxing
power to create Il barrier behind which
we could do our own work. All the the
orists. the men who thought there was
nothing In the world they could not think
of, declared that we would be ruined. We
have not been ruined. but we are to-day
Il very lively example OF a people who do
their own work. What would you say
was the real Industrial condition OF n ma
ton? Everybody at work. And yet we
think we want something else. II we keep
on fussing we shall get 1T. with all the
world. except England, including her own
colonies. OF our opinion. with success em-
broidered on all our banners. We are In
yited to surrender our views and give
place 20 beaten world.
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WASHINGTON.

Holiday Tour via Pennsylvania Railroad
December % has been selected as this
date for the personally conducted holiday
tour Of the Pennsylvania Railroad tc
Washington. This tour will cover n period
of three days. afrordlng ample time te
visit all the principal points of interest at
the National Capital. including the Con-
gressional Library and the new Coreoran
Art Gallery. Round trip rate. covering
railroad transportation for the round trip.
hotel accommodations. and guides. s14.6o
or $500. from New York. 1890 or 5000
from Trenton. and $l150 or $500 from
Philadelphia, according to hotel selected
Rates cover accommodations at hotel for
two days. Special side trip to Mount Yer
non.
All tickets good for ten days. with spe-
cial hotel ratios after expiration Of hotel
coupons.
For Itineraries and fun information APP
ply to ticket agents; tourist agent. 263
Fifth avenue, New York Court street
Brooklyn, or address Geo. w. Boyd as
slstant General passenger agent. Broad
Street Station, Philadelphia.
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Leave Lambertville TOR Mapupka Chunk s.SS
1922 m. 1877. SGT and S.27 N. Sunday, s4o
m, s.27 For Phillpsburg and Easton only
6.2s p m weekdays.
For Phillipsburg and Eattsn only, 7.04 p M.
Arrive at Phillips burg $40 and ii.22 IN, 2&2.
G co.. 81 and s.2s p III. Sunday, 10 so q m, 9.26
Leave Phiilipsburg 725. 945 and 1926 a m. Ar
6 05 and 9 80 % M Sunday, ~. "a M, 9. so M
Arrive Belvidere 81. IA and II 90 a M 3.is,
6.3I, 957 p m. sunday, HIS NJ. 9 81 pm.
Arrive Manunka Chunk sG3 1888 and II Sc a
M s25. 6 So and l0.0a p m. Sunday, ii.32 IN.
10 03 m.
Additional trains leave Belvldere for Manunka
Chunk TOO and 9.40 m, and 2.20 p m. Sunday.
700 NJ, I29s P m Returning, leave Msnunk
chunk for Belvidere I0.4S m, 20. 6.45 and i0o6
p. IN. sunday, 4 So 1906 p m.
Freight mixed trains leaving Manunka
Chunk at 500 IN. Beividere 6.i4 m. Martins
Greek 6.sl m, arriving Lehigh Junction s.4s M,
lions north of Rhillipsburg.
Passengers for Broad Street Station. Philadel-
phia, by trains leaving Manunka Chunk 1921 IN
daily and 62s m weekdays and $50 a. m mon
days only, AMI leaving Philiipsburg SEQ 3 m.
daily, and $50 p. IN. week days. and 80 3. "a
Mondays only). go through without change at
Trenton. through car for Manunka Chunk Is
attached to trains leaving Broad Street Station
at 900 a m. 1900 noon, o. and 1872 M. By sli
other trains passengers to or from Broad Street
Station change cars at Trenton.
Connection Is made at manunka Chunk with
Delaware, Lackawanna 4 Western Railroad; Lee
high Junction with Lehigh Valley, Lehigh sus-
trail Railroads. At Lambertyile with Fleming.
ton Railroad. At Trenton with trains to and from
New York Camden, &c.
For further information, see time tahlrs, which
can be obtained at the ticket Offices.
J. IL. GOD,
J. B. HUTCHINSON.
General Manager
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Grover, N frame house, rooms, barn
and lot, about IA acres, fruit and excellent
spring, on road leading from Sergeantsville to
Ringoes
Nos. Il and 10 Coryell St, double brick
dwelling house with barn and large lot
No. IS Lincoln Ave, frame dwelling hot
water heating system, hot and cold water, bath
room, large lot and barn. A bargain
choice building lots on N Union ST., 80 IT,
front each.
No. a5l N. Union ST., frame dwelling, srooms
on first floor, bedrooms, cellar and attic with
| lot 70 IT. front Terms reasonable.
Two and a half story brick ten room dwell
ing house, No. IA Church street 4, rooms on
| first floor, open pantry and hall, bedrooms,
scellars and attic, with large lot
| No.. 10 South Main street, 3-story brick
| dwelling, cheap.
No. 80 York street-large s-story brick dwell
| ing with large lot-hot water heat Terms
| easy.
| Nos. 47-49 South Franklin street. Frame
| dwelling houses Easy terms
No; 70 South Main street, three-story brick
| dwelling; rooms and cellar.
| No. 81 South Main street, brick dwelling
| three stories, rooms
| No. .sS South Main street, rooms. three
story brick dwelling
Nos. 2S-s0-32 Wilson street, three frame
houses, easy terms,
Franklin street, vacantlot near Swan street.
No IS Douglas street, Cottage Hill, frame
| rooms. ~ Az
No. Douglas street. Cottage Hill, frame
house and large lott house has 10 rooms
NO. ss Douglas street, Cottage Hill, brick
house e rooms) with large lot 'sA
| No. 93 Franklin street, frame bopse with
large lot Hot water heating system.
Some of the above properties are offered on
the installment plan and can be purchased NV
monthly payments.
Aug IS, 1902.
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Pea"ysiv AHA Railroads Winter Excur-
sion Route Book.
In pursuance of its annual custom,
the Passenger Department Of the Penn
sylvania Railroad Company has just
issued an attractive and comprehen-
sive book descriptive Of the leading
Winter resorts of the East and South,
and giving the rates and various
routes and combinations of routes of
travel. Like all the publications of
the Pennsylvania Railroad Company,
this Winter Excursion Book" is a
model of typographical and clerical
work. 1t is bound in handsome and
artistic cover in colors, and contains
much valuable information for Winter
tourists aud travellers in general. 1t
can be had free Of charge at the prin-
cipal tickets offices of the Pennsylva-
la Railroad Company, or will be sent
postpaid upon application to Geo. w.
Boyd, Assistant General Passenger
Agent. Broad.Street Station, Phila.