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Morris tribune., 1902-07-12

houses are unknown in Norway and
Sweden ann there are no illiterates in
either country. If a man cannot read
or write it is because he or she has
forgotten how"
The Norwegian sculptor, Stephan
Sindiug. whose home is Copenhagen
at present, has completed two groups
of casts fOE the Sherman statue to be
erected in Washington. These groups
are allegOriCal, representing war and
peace. They are about ten feet in
hight The original designer was the
DaNiSh-AmCrican sculptor, ROhl-Smith,
whose design was accepted by the conn.,
mittee, but RohI-Smith died before
completing the designs, and his widow
asked his best friend, Sinding, to fin
ish the work. The equestrian part Of
the statue is to be completed by a Dan
ish artist, I4aul'itz Jensen, in Washing
ton.
Norwegian papers are expressing
great uneaSineSS as to the probable
fate Of Captain Sverdrup, who has
been absent four years on his journey
to the north pole. He was expected
back in three years and was prOVi-
stoned for five. Since August, 1899,
the expedition has not been heard
from. Sverdrup was Nansen's captain
in the Fran, which he now sails Off
ciAlly. 1t was his intention to sail
round Greenland, but it is Il certainty
that he tried to reach the pole. The
expedition was splendidly equipped.
Hundreds of Norwegian Americans
are spending the summer months with
relatives and friends in Norway. Says
a Norwegian paper: "Ihe returning
NOrWegian-lAmerican is a prosperous
looking Individual, and one who seems
to believe thoroughly in his adopted
country. Having himself prospered.
one can readily understand that he
will induce his friends and relatives to
join him.
Birklands so-called Eordlyse expe-
dtiOn departed July l. Brkcland has
a station at Bosekop. -Four members
Of the expedition will spend the winter
in Motosh, Siberia. y third station
will be on SljitZDcrgrn. and the fourth
ut DyrafjOrd, Iceland.
DR.. blessings the English GoctOr who
accompanied the FRAN expedition, has
been appointed district physician in
Iululund. Dr. BLESSING has spent the
last three years in Chri>tiAnia. and
is not only Il keen observer, but Il
man n ,.ln0f In11Iintr
Morris tribune., 1902-07-12
Transatlantic Pigeon Post Project

A scheme is being aired to connect
the French West Indies via the Bur-
mUdas, Azores Portugal and Spain
with Paris by means Of a pigeon post,
says the London News Paris TeIe-
gram. Captain Benaud's pigeons are
such wonderful birds for ocean service
that, after all, the idea Of an ocean
pigeon post may not he chimerical.
They apparently need no landmarks.
The captain thinks they have a mag
netic sense. y hooded pigeon will fly
straight to the place whence it came
Morris tribune., 1902-07-12

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Morris tribune., 1902-07-12
Collins to Be Made of Paper.

Paper collins are to be manufactured
at Missouri 7alley, near Des Moipes,
Xa., by a company that has filed arti-
cles Of incorporation with the secreta-
~ Of Gta te. says the New York World.
Morris tribune., 1902-07-12

The senate has passed the London
dock charges bill.
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1902-07-09
LAZY AND COLD FLOODED.
An Incident That Nearly Cost ST.
Hugh Rose His Peerage.

Lord Strathnairn was the most indo-
lent, lackadaisical, languid person VINO
ever dawdled along Piccadilly. When
he was devastating central lndia ana
winning the splendid victories that I'M
mortallZed his name, he was so lazy
that he could not be got to dictate the
dispatches recording his own triumphs.
Months elapsed before these documents
could be extracted from him, and then
they were brief and meager to the last
degree. One day when Sir Hugh Rose
he was entertaining a gallant company
at dinner during the crisis of the mu-
tiny.
With the utmost sang froid he was
delighting those near him with one or
his best anecdotes. In the middle OF 1t
his orderly entered and after saluting
exclaimed, 1--WE have captured 200 reb-
els, sir" To him the general turned
and. with that elegant courtesy or
manner on which he prlded himself,
serenely replied, "Thank you, ser
geant." But the man still remained.
Again interrupting his chief, he sai'
But what are we to do with them,
sir"
"Oh," replied Sir Hugh, with soft
smile, chang them, of course" And he
resumed his anecdote.
In a little while Sir Hugh was again
interrupted in the middle of another
story by the sergeant, who came in and
said, please, sir, we've hung the lot,
SIR" The general turned, bowed slight
ly and in the sweetest manner lisped,
Thanks, sergeant-very many thanks,
and then went on with his anecdote as
If nothing had happened.
This story came to the ears of Queen
Victoria, and she was so angry that II
nearly cost Sir Hugh his peerage.
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1902-07-09
SCIENCE SETTINGS.

The amount of blood in the human
body is one thirteenth of the body
weight.
Sound moves 1,142 feet per second,
light 10000 miles a second and cleo
tricity 28S,000 miles a second.
The rotation of a waterspout at the
surface of the sea has been estimated
as 354 miles an hour, or nearly SIX
miles Il minute.
The suns light is equal to 5,563 wax
candles at one foot from the eye. 1t
would take 100000 full moons to equal
clOudless sunshine.
1t is probable that the temperature
of the moons surface at its midday is
$50 degrees f. The drop at night is
probably 1000 degrees, to $50 degrees
below.
Vesta is the only one of the smaller
planets which can be seen with the ma
ked eye. It's diameter is only 300 miles
and its whole surface but one-ninth
that of Europe.
Crystallized nitrogen is one of the
greatest chemical curiosities. BY cool
ing nitrogen gas down to 3G7 degrees
below the freezing point and then al
lowing it to expand solid, snowlike
CRYSTALS are formed.
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1902-07-09
Real Estate Transfers.

The following deeds of bargain and
sale were entered of record in the
clerks Office of Rockbridge county
during the week ending July LIST: d
j. r. Templeton to Z. D. Templet6n,
etc, interest in PA A. adjoining c. and
+. McCrory on South River, 1921.
Margaret a. Ramsey, ETC.. to A. p.
Bou1e, two houses and lots on Randolph
street, Lexington.
a. f. Larrick, commissioner, to 5. A.
Campbell, 800 A. on South liver. at Mid
vale.
w. II. Philips to T. d. Cyrus, etc, 19
A. and s P near Goshen depot, $50.
A.. w. Leech to H. R. Coleman, inter.
est in lands of j. r Leech on Golfers
creek, adjoining AbrerF Black. 81, 100.
BERTHE " Horn to Robert b. Dice.
interest in VIM. Dice fam near Browns
burg, adjoining Mrs. +, IRVINE, 81, $50.
Frank T. Glasgow, commissioner TO
Mrs. May S. Hildebrand, house and' Tot
on Main street, Lexington adjoining j.
Med. Adair, ! l ,4S0.
Frank r. Glasgow to j. b. Shannon.
house and lot on Main street, Lexington,
adjoining Mrs. l.. w. Moore, and house
and lot en- jefferson street, Lexington,
adjoining harles Pole, $1,476,
Abraham Crist, ex'or, ETC., to Evelyn
IIumbles, 10 A. and 2.S5 A. on West side
of Brushy hill, adjoining W. F. Pierson.
$780,
Charles L. Champ to Mrs. LOula Is.
Moore, house and lot on Jor Ian street,
Lexington, adjoining J. X. dmondsor,
S7O0
W. S. Hopkins. trustee, I Jacob \.
Smith, A. 81. P, on southe aei side OF
House mountain, $G9.3
&. c. Cummings TO Jacob : Smith
31-4 A. base Of House mountain, adjoin-
ing grantee, $40.
E.. Taylor TO George p. Jarvis,
. 6-1O A, OH Vail " pike, adjoining j. B.
Muse, $50.
County of Rockbridge, Va, to John e.
Withrow, 33 \. "a p adjoining VIM.
Day, Walkers creek district, S272
Armand Julius Ritterhouse to Virginia
! T. Ritterhouse, etc., interest in house
and lot on Main street, Lexington, ad'
ioining w. II Boley, etc.
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1902-07-09
Public Education.

Under the Underwood Constitution
the Board of Public Education consisted
Of the Governor, Attorney General, and
the Surerinten 'ent Of Public instructions;
the last board being: Governor Hoge
Tyler, Attorney General A. j. Montague,
and Superintendent of Public instruction
j. w. Southal.
The board now consists of the Cover
nor, Attorney-General and Superintend-
ent Of Public Instruction. There are to
be added three eau 'ators chosen from the
educational institutions of the State by
the Senate from list of eligibles furnish
ed by the boards OF those Institutions, and
there ale also to be added one city and
one county superintendent OF schools
The whole area Of administrative and ed
ucational ability and influence will be
represented.
The superintendent OF Public Instruc-
ton is to be elected by the people, and
his duties are to be prescribed by the
State Board. To that extent he and the
system are TO be disconnected from leg
islative contiol.
The powers Of the State Board are en-
larged, authority being given to appoint
superintendent for districts and divisions
instead of necessarily for counties and
cities and to remove the same; to bring
order out of chaos by making all needful
rules and regulations for the schools; to
exercise a wide discretion as to the select
ion Of books and appliances; and TO put
the management Of the State Library la
charge of a board so as to lake it more
acc' ssible and of full value to the public.
The establishment Of high schools is
encouraged by authorizing the levy Of
L special tax in any district for that pur-
pose. The General Assembly is empow-
cred to build up agricultural, normal
manual training and technical schools,
and thus adopt for the State a policy
which is now being 50 warmly advocated
in many quarters.
The matter of selecting school trustees
is ralegated to the General Assembly
with theappsrent expectation that provis
ion will be made For their election by the
people.
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1902-07-09
A Girnnfic Goddess of War.

In the japanese capital there is a gi-
gantic image of woman made OF
wood, iron and plaster The time of its
erection and the name of its designer
are in dispute, but 1t Is known to have
been dedicated to Hachiman, the god
of war. In height it measures fifty
four feet, the head alone, which is
reached by a winding stairway In the
interior of the figure, being capable OF
holding company of twenty persons
The goddess holds a sword in her right
hand and a huge painted wooden ball
In the left. Internally the statue Is the
finest anatomical model in existence,
every bone, joint and ligament being
represented on Il gigantic scale in pro-
portion to the height and general size
Of the huge figure itself. The large
eyes are magnifying glasses, through
which fine view of the surrounding
country may be had.
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1902-07-09
Fraternal Orders.

Mountain City Lodge, No. 67, Ancient
York Masons. meets End and 4th Nor
day nights at Masonic Hall, j. VIII
Moore, w. VI. A. T. Shields, Sec'y.
Rockbridge Lodge, No. SO. l. .. o. r.,
meets every Thursday night, at Odd Eel
lows Hall d. s. Layne, N. g. ). v.
Grinstead, Sec'y.
Lexington Lodge, No. sc, X. OF =
meets every Tuesday night,at Odd rel
lows Hall. NJ. j. Hess, T. Y. NJ L.
;Hildebrand, X. r. s.
Natural Bridge Council, No. 1920. Royal
Arcanum, meets LIST and Bird FRIDAY
nights in each month. w. X. Beeton,
Regent. James Withrow, Sec'y,
Lee jackson Camp, No. 81, Junior Or
der American Mechanics, meets every
2nd and 4th Friday nights at Odd Fellows
Hall. F.S Johnston, Councillor. ID. b.
Radford, Sec'y.
Liberty Lodge, No, 2, Daughters OF
Rebeka6, meets every Monday night at
Odd Fellows Hall. Miss Annie Beeton'
n. q. Mrs. Daniel A. Crigler, Secy.
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1902-07-09
"JUST MAKING Believe"
One Way to Make This Dun Old
World Seem Brighter.

World Seem Brighter.
There is many q failure on the part
of "grown ups" to comprehend the
mental processes Of their imaginative
superiors-the children. Some clumsy
person calls the most charming device
Of fancy "another of those naughty
fibs." BY that condemnation he Sets
ND a well nigh impossible barrier be-
tween himself and the childish dreamer.
Not long ago grown up was accost-
ed on the street by a,dainty maiden or
four. who nodded bright good morn
ing and then said, isn't there going to
be a wedding down there% pointing
across the square.
~ think not" said the obtuse adult.
81 haven't heard of any wedding"
care you sure? l think there's going
To he one" persisted the little maiden.
81 don't see any flowers or carriages,
and I guess you are mistaken" replied
the champion of dull fact
Then the tiny pleader drew nearer,
and with an entreating touch OF her
hand and a voice lowered out Of hear
ing of the fairies she breathed;
"Please say there's going to be wed
ding. I'm just making believe"
Could the power of imagination go
further? Could there be a simpler de-
vice for turning this dull world Into a
garden Of flowers and sweet music
than this same gentle making be-
lever
Imagination often proves to be the
door that opens into high philosophy
Of life. We all remember Dickens
brave little marchioness. did you ever
taste orange peel and water" she de-
manded of the gay Dick Swiveller. lie
replied that he never had tasted that
ardent beverage.
'If you make believe very much, It's
very nice" said the small servant, but
IL YOU don't you know, it seems as If II
would bear little more seasoning GER
tainly."
AS long as life has its ups and downs
It IS by no means impossible that to us
all. old as well as young, there may
come q time when we shall be glad to
have acquired the accomplishment OF
making believe very much.-fouth
Companion.
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1902-07-09
FOR NERVOUS FOLKS.
Systematic Rest, Massage and Prop
err Diet VIII Work Wonders.


Schulz, writing on mental diseases,
asks, 'Is our civilization to blame for
this neurotic condition." and the an
swer is in the affirmative. How can
nutrition prosper In the body where
malnutrition holds full sway? And
how can people be happy and healthy
when worry dominates their lives!
For in this human being the lower OIL
GERS of the nervous hierarchy draw
their very breath at the bidding OF the
higher powers, and the relation Is ver-
ily reciprocal, for to keep the brain
healthy the unconscious nervous func-
tons must be kept in good shape, prop
err activities alternating with wisely
arranged periods of repose.
Just as soon as one notices the APP
proach of nervous irritability systemat-
ic nerve rest will shorten an attack,
and by rest mean to have the patient
go to bed and have massage. The
amount of exercise undergone In
good scientific massage is equal to a
walk of two or three miles day, and
1t goes without saying that such pas
siye exercise should increase the appe-
tite, and the food ingested and enjoyed
will be digested and assimilatcd. l use
the word "enjoy" deliberately, because
there are some nervous invalids who
cannot enjoy their food unless In soil
tude In addition to the massage L
would recommend salt rubs, which are
very easy to give. Have saturated
solution of common table salt. Rub
the body briskly, especially from the
spine outward toward the sides of the
body and as soon as the skin is well
Redeemed wash off with moderately
cool water, and the chances are all In
favor of restful condition. In case per-
sons suffer from cold feet at night l
would advise the bathing Of the feet in
cold water before going to bed and
having hot water bag always at
hand.
Lettuce, celery spinach, onions, are
all vegetables especially valuable to q
person of nervous temperament, and
milk hot or cold is invaluable.-Pil-
grim.
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1902-07-09
naxiI,s Line.

When David Belasco and III. G. De
Mile wrote "The Charity Ball, there
was a speech in it that did not please
Herbert Kelley, leading man Of the
company. The words Kelley objected
to were quoted from one Of Davids
psalms.
Ignorant of Its origin, Kelley said to
Mr.. De Mile:
Il don't like that line. It's bomDas-
tic and old fashioned"
"The line is not mine, but Dayids,"
replied De Mile, referring of course to
the psalmist.
81 thought sou cried Kelley trium-
phantly. "I'd recognize David Belas;
co.'s style anywhere"
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1902-07-09
Uninjured Lions seldom Charge.

Like every other animal, the lion
tries to avoid man until wounded, and
it is only in exceptional cases Of there
being young ones to guard or from as
tonishment at seeing the hunters so
close to them that they charge when
being tracked.
They charge with the same coughing
roar that a tiger does and come at
great speed close to the ground, not
bounding in the air, as they are repre-
scented in pictures. Their ears are
pressed close to the head, giving them
the comical appearance Of being with
out ears.-LondOn Times.
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1902-07-09
Question Answered.

Yes, August Flower still has the largest
sale Of any medicine in the civilized world.
Your mothers and grandmothers never
thought Of using anything else for lndi'
gestion or Biliousness. Doctors were
scarce, and they seldom heard Of Appen.
dicitis, Nervous Prostitution or Heart fail
ure etc. They used August Flower to
clean out the system and stop fermenta-
ton Of undigested food, regulate the ac-
ton Of the liver, stimulate the nervous
and organic action ofthe system, and that
Is all they took when feeling dull and bad
with headaches and acthes aches. You
only need few doses Of Green's August
Flower, in liquid form, to make you sat-
isfied there is nothing serious the matter
with you You can get DR.. G. &. Green 8
reliable remedies at B. II. Gorrells
Lexington, Va.
Get Green's Special Almanac. ju IL,
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1902-07-09

The commission created by the last
| legislature of Georgia to select two prom
i1ent Georgians whose statues shall oc-
clpy niohes in the statuary hall at Wash
lgton, met at Atlanta last week. The
prevailing sentiment was that as long as
isae.al Gordon lived only one man
.houl1 be selected. The commissioners
llloarned after selecting DIR: Crawford
". Long, discoverer' Of ahaSthesia, as
he first Georgian TO be thus fionored.
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1902-07-09
A Gentleman.

One of our readers sends a nice story
about the question, "What is a gentle
man" Hearing house carpenter spo-
ken Of as a gentleman by a furniture
remover, he sought delicately for ex-
plantations. "Lor' bless yer, sir" an
swered the furniture remover, 1--WE
calls every man a gentleman as pays
20 shillings in the pound."-London
Globe
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1902-07-09
The Most Exalted.

"Let me now" said the chairman OF
the reception committee, Introduce to
you the man who occupies the highest
station in our community"
"Ah, pleased to meet you, sir" said
the distinguished foreigner. MAY /
ask what your business is?'
81 am the weather observer" -Chica-
90 Record Herald.
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1902-07-09
bn the Death of Joseph ROdmnn
Drake.

Green be the turf above thee.
Friend of my better daysl
None knew thee but to love thee
Nor named thee but to praise.
Tears fell when thou vert dying
From eyes unused 10 weep.
And long where thou art lying
WIN tears the cold turf steep.
When hearts whose truth was proven
Like thine are laid in EARTH
. There should a wreath be woven
To tell the world their worth,
And | who woke each morrow
To clasp thy hand in mine.
Who shared thy Joy and sorrow,
Whose veal and woe were thine,
It should be mine to braid 1t
Around thy faded brow.
But I've in vain essayed 1t
And feel I cannot now.
While memory bids me weep thee
Nor thoughts nor words are free,
The grief is fixed too deeply
That mourns a man like thee.
-Fitz-Greene Halleck.
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1902-07-09
Farm for Rent.

A Farm of 33S Acres, well SCI IL
grass and well t'mb"red, ln eI good
fence. so acres in orchard of bearing ir'ts
of apples, peaches and pe'rs. Con'fori-
able dwelling hous" of 10 rooms, 3 ten
ant houses. Farm we'll watered.
Located at Timber Ridge, convenient
to churches, schools, p' st 'filrc slores
and railroads.
Will demand a money rent.
Call on or add esq G.. j. REID.
july A 3t Timber Ridge, Va
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1902-07-09
who Sir Roger de Coveriey Was

Sir Roger de Coverley was the name
of member of the imaginary club OF
twelve under whose direction Adj,
sons Spectator was professedly pup
lished. He was an old school, blum,
good hearted and simple English gen.
tleman. The dance named after him Is
an English contra dance corresponding
somewhat to the Virginia reel.
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1902-07-09
The BrT1G.

Haven't l married you beforeT
asked the clergyman pleasantly OF the
young lady from Chicago who was
about to be Joined to the young man
from Oshkosh.
"Only twice." she murmured coyly,
and the ceremony went on.--Boston
Post.
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1902-07-09

INSTRUMENTATION my curiosity, my
good man, but what are you in prison
fori
Prlsoner-l am serving time for steal
Ing $4,000 from the bank | worked
for.
Visitor-That was sad mistake.
Prisoner-I know it. Curse the day
iIdn't steal $1O0,0OO.-Ohio State Jour-
hal.
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1902-07-09
Love Mt First sfRhf.

His Dog-Are you certain that yonr
mistress loves my master? ~.
Her Dog-Why, it was love at first
sight. She pushed me off the sofa to
let him sit Cown.-DetrGt Free Press.
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1902-07-09

In order to be in perfect health one
must be temperate in eating. The.
meals should be regular. Regularity Is
me of the golden rules Of d well order
nd llfe.-Ladies Home Journal
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1902-07-09
Hubby,a Little Gnme.
WHATS the matter

Wife-Whats the matterI
Husband-Some one has been robbing
the firm, and I'm afraid I'll be sus-
pected.
Wife-Impossible!
Husband-Well, it's best to be on the
safe side Better not buy that new
dress you've been worrying me about
New York Weekly.
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1902-07-09

II you get rich, you must make mon
ey during dull times.-Atchison Globe