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Wherefora2

sHuh!" growled the cynical cell
bate to the beaming Benedict. sHuh! !
you seem to know all about women,
you do. Can you tell me why a
pigeon toed woman is always duller
of perception than one who isn't?
And why would woman rather be
pretty than anything else? And
why does girl always giggle when
she talks to a man? And why can't
women pass mirror without look
ing into it? And why are women
SO much more particular about the
outside of their heads than they are
of the inside? And why do women
80 much more admire bad men whom
they love than they do good men
who love them? And why do wom-
en- dislike women in the same ratio
that they like men? And why is it
that women, who are meant to be
heavens best gift to man, amt al
ways? Say, tell me those, will you ?"
Philadelphia North American.
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Land Lubbers at Sea.

mo man will be sailor said DR..
johnson, "who has contrivance enough
to get himself into jail" DR.. John
son was, however, landsman, while
many of the following expressions are
the opinions of seafaring people. "He
who trusts himself on the sea is either
fool, or he is poor, or he wants to
de-" This Gallicism is no stronger
than the following saying, by the mar
ime Dutchmen: "Better on the heath
with en- old car. than at sea with a
new ship "Better walk poor than
to sail rich," says the Spaniard, aud in
the same spirit his Italian neighbor
responds, "Praise the sea but stay on
shore" Another maritime nation,
the Danish, gives us this strong
opinion: "Ono penny is better on
land than ten at sea-" "Tho sea has
no branches Ito cling toy, therefore it
is better to stay on Shore aud the
French rustics agree with them:
admire the sea as much as you will,
but don't stir from the cowsheds. f"
The Arab fears the sen as much to-day
as he did in the fifteenth century,
when he thought the hand of Satan
would arise from the "Sea of Darkne IS >
to seize his frail bark. cit is better"
says he, to hear the be lching of the
camel than the prayers Of the fish;
and he further outlines the dangerous
nature Of the element when he says
s'The sea has tender ST. -1ach, but 9
head hard as wood" "A facetious
work century old has it thus: "The
ship is fool, for it moves continual
ly; the sailor is.a fool, for he changes
his mind with every breeze; the watei
is fool, for it is never still; the wind
is fool, FOR it blows without ceasing
Let us make an end at once of navi.
CATION"
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Value of Mud.

Mud that at first glance seems SO
unsightly is in truth the annual
blessing Of the lowlands to which it
Is borne. We sometimes feel impa-
tient at the way in which sediment
closes the mouths of our rivers and
impedes navigation. five could see
q map of our country with red line
surrounding all the portions that
have been built out OF this silt, /
think it would startle most of us to
recognize how much of orr best land
is the gift of these muddy streams.
Professor s. c.. Schmucker in La
dies Home journal.
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Chickens and ducks shipped last
week to the Chicago market from Wis
consin hadtnuggets of goli 4 their
crops. There were three dozen fowls
in the lot and in every one particles
of gold were discovered. The aggre-
gate weight of the nuggets was six and
one-half ounces.
- The man who commands the larg-
est respect from his wife is the one
who can make her believe the reason
he doesn't make more money is be-
canse it is SO easy for him it ism t
worth his while to give much atten-
tion to it..
The Chicago Tribune speaks a
parable when it says the time spent
in defending the truth" of the Bible
miracles might be better speM in ex-
pounding the truths in the Sermon on
the Mount.
- The yearly interest upon Frances g
debt is equal to $4.2O for every man, /,
woman and child in France.
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Hunting for a Wife.

Reading, March l5.-Georse W.
Brownback, who left Reading last
Monday in search of wife, returned
here tonight, unexpectedly.
He is tho Congregationalist cleryv.
man who advertised for wife in n
matrimonial paper and received 0o0
answers. Of the entire lot he soc;a.
ed to pay personal visit to seven.
and the one that suits him best he
will marry.
his first stop was at Hartford.
Conn, whore he called on wealthy
middle-aged widow. He was extended
O cordial reception and remained there
longer than he intended. Therefore
he was obliged TO change his itinerary
Owing to pressing business here
over Sunday he decided to return to
Reading on his way to Dover and
Wilmington, Del, and from there "a
Gloucester Point, Va. He will again
leave Reading on Monday. From
Gloucester Point he will go to Wheel
ing, W. Va, thence to Erie.
| His first stopping place will be il
Ontario, Quebec, where he will cal
on the daughter of bank cashier
who is ono of his correspondents.
Upon his return he will decide o,
the woman he intends to marry. Whel
seen this evening he said he wa
much impressed with the Hartfor
lady and that he was royalty ente,
tanned by the Congregationalist min
listers Of that place. He declares thn
his method is the only way to select
wife.-Philadeir lia Times.
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British Bulls.

Englishmen are as apt to perpe-
trate bulls as Irishmen. Here are
couple that were exhibited at par
liamentary election:
Expenditure on SO vast scale"
proclaimed one speaker who was
urging national economy, "will in
time empty even the inexhaustible
Golfers of Britain and convince her
reckless legislators too late, when
the mare is stolen, that they must
close that barn door through which
for years the flood of extravaganza
has poured unchecked"
The second speaker did even bet
ter, although it is fair to allow
something for a man who, hooted
down by q derisive opposition, is
naturally too excited and indignant
to carefully consider his words.
Gentlemen, gentlemen" he pro-
tested. "The cry Of the cat, the
crow of the cock and the hiss Of the
gander are not argument. True,
they may for the time overwhelm
the feeble voice of one man in their
roaring tide, but not oil their lea
guered forces, howsoever armed and
srrayed for combat, shall avail final
ly to extinguish that beacon torch
Of Experience, still gripped fast and
held high in his unfaltering hand to
guide safely through the breakers
the straining eyes Of posterityp'
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TO Cut Glass with Shears.

a sheet Of glass window pane,
for examplecan be cut as easily as
a sheet of cardboard. The secret
consists in keeping the glass, the
shears and the hands under water
during the operation. The glass can
be cut in straight or curved lines
without break or a crack. This is
because the water deadens the Vi
brations Of the shears and the glass.
Ii the least part Of the shears comes
out Of the water, the vibration will
be sufficient to mar the success Of
Abe experiment. u
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Tho Bible on Cats.

Sunday School Teacher Now,
children, you have oil heard of the
bad little boys that cut the tails off
of The pretty ktties. Can any of
you. tell me a little verse from the
Bible which tells about cutting off
CATS tails?
Little Girl In the Rear (after pro-
found thought Yeth, ma'am, T
can; sWhat bod hath joined let no
man put athnnder." /" - New York
Times.
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How 10 Cure the GrIp.

Remain quietly at home and take
Chamberlain's Cough Remedy as di-
rected and quick recovery is sure to
follow. That remedy counteracts any
tendency of the grip to result in pneu-
monia, which is really the only serious
danger. Among the tens of thousands
who have used it for the grip not one
case has ever been reported that did
not recover. For sale by Orr. Gray Co
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M0THGEy 7

WE, tho undersigned, have opened up
shops at the old stand Of w. NJ. Wallace
on Church Street. Went of the Jail, for
the purpose OF doing Woodwork and
Blacksmithing. Repairing Buggies, Wag.
ons, &C.. In all its branches. All work
guaranteed to be first class.
w. NJ. WALLACE,
r. Il. GORDON.
Feb 10, 1902 35
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CITATION.
State OF South Carolina,

State or ~outh Carolina,
County Of Anderson.
By IL. Z. u Nance, Judge Of Probate.
Whereas, Mrs. I. NJ. Newell and M. T.
Newell have applied to me to grant them
Letters Of Administration on the Estate
and effects Of DIR. N. j. Newell, deceased.
These are therefore to cite and edrnon-
ish all kindred and creditors OF the said
DR.. N. j.. Newell, deceased to be and
appear before me In Court Of Probate, to
be held Ct Anderson @. II. on the End day
OF April, 1902, after publication here
of, to show cause, if any they have. why
the said Administration should not be
granted. Given under my hand, this
18th day of March, 1902
r. Y. II NANCE, Probate Judge.
March 10, 1902 40
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Notice OF Trustees Sale.
Judge of PrObate's Sale.

STATE OF SOUTH CAROLINA,
COUNTY OF ANDERSON.
III the Court of Common Pleas.
". 81. Shearer, as Assignee OF ). W.
Shearer, Plaintiff, against Robert Ruck-
or, Defendant.
In obedience to the order OF sale grant
ed herein will sell In front Of the Court
House In the City Of Anderson during
the usual hours Of sale, on salesday in
April next, the Tract Of Land described
as follows, to wit:
All that certain lot, tract or parcel Of
Land situate in Anderson County, State
OF South Carolina, containing ninety-one
acres, more or less, bounded by the lands
OF Charles Webb, the Sanders place, tho
lands Of DR.. Joseph McGukip, Estate of
j. w. 6hearer and J. F. Mcclure, being
Tract bought of John w. Shearer, q
part of Barrett tract, and a part Of the
Rush place.
Terms of Sale-Oae-half cash, balance
In one year, with interest from day of
sale, with bond Of purchaser and mort
gage of the premises to secure the credit
portion thereof. Purchaser to pay for
papers.
r. Y. II. NANCE,
Judge Of Probate as Special Referee.
March l2, 1902 3S
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Unthinkabie.

Suppose" said the girl with the
Gibson girl neck, "you had never
cared for men at all, and you fell
IN love win a young man at first
sight
aWell?' sail TIE girl with the
dinnple.
!, 3And you engaged yourself to
Yes ?"
"And when you married him."
Il can't imagine anything Of that
Hnd-on q first engagement. p
Chicago Tribune. &
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THE STATE OF SOUTH CAROLINA,
COUNTY OF ANDERSON.


COURT Or COMMON PLEAS.
Mrs. Cora .arris and Infants I.ois C. Harrls.
Mason 7. harris and others. Plaintiffs, against
Reid T. Herrls. Benjamin Farris, Earle Harris
and Kate Galloway, Defehdsats--Summons for
Reiief-Complaint no: Served.
To the Defendant, Kate Galloway:
tTOU are hereby summoned and required to an
4 swer the Complaint in this action, which is
hled In the office Of tho Clerk of the Court Of
Common Pleas at Anderson G H., s. C., and to
serve copy OF your answer to tho said Complaint
on the subscriber at his ofico Anderson c. H..
3. G. within twenty days after the service hereof,
exclusive Of the day OF such service /; and II you
fail to answer the Complaint within the time
aforesaid the Plaintiff in thiB action will apply
70 the Court for the relief demanded in the
Complaint. - '
Dated February q. A. D. 1902.
e. g. McADAMS, PLAINTIFF Attoruey.
lSKAL JoRH G. WATKINS, C. or.
TO ..ho Defendant, hlte Galloway:
Take notice that the Complaint and Summous
which the above 10 q copy, was filed In tho ofioe
OF tho Clerk Of the Court OF Common Pleas In and
for the County OF Anderson, In the State OF South
Carolina, on January IS, 1907
u. g. McADAMS, Pleintiffa' Attorney,
EeD "a, l9O2 S6 a
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Notice Final Settlement.

TTVHE undels signed, Executor of
II Estate Of Mrs. G. J. Lewis, dec'ed.
hereby give notice that he will on
the fourth day of April, 1902, apply to
the udge OF Probate for Anderson Coun-
and discharge from his office as Ex.
eoutor. G. J. BROCK. Fxir-
March 8, 1901 81 5a
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La Grippe Quickly Cured.

In the winterof 1893 and 1899 I
was taksn down with a severe attack Of
what is called La Grippe says f. T..
tHewctt. q prominent druggist of WIN
field, Ill. The only medicine I used
was two bottles Of Chamberlain g
Cough Remedy. Il broke up the cold
and stopped the coughing like magic,
and i have never since been troubled
gith Grippe. Chamberlain's Cough
Remedy can always be depended upon
to break up o severe cold and off
any threatenel attack Of pneumonia;
Ii lie pleasant TO take, too, which,
makes it the most desirable and one Of
the most popular Preparations in use
TOR these ailments. For sale by Orr
Gray &c Go. q. I. [. D. 80. ss SIS.
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KIDNEY DISEASES
are the most fatal Of all dis
eases.
Hf01 GVg@ KIDNEY CURE ls 0
UW66 ! y Guaranteed Remedy
or money refunded. Contains
remedies recognized by emil
nent physicians as the best for
Kidney and Bladder troubles.
PRICE SOC. and $500.
SOLD BY EVANS PHARMACY,
SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT.
To the Public.

10 TIC EuDIlcs
Please note our change in business
from credit tO Cash, and read the follow
ing below:
First, our accounts being necessarily
small, and an endless amount OF oOnfI-
slOn and expense entailed to au iDjuriOus
degree. and the loss in bad acc ,unts, and
tho time and attsntion 1t requires to COL
lect sane
labor, fpel, sas, water and other supplies
nre cash.
The stand we have taken Is one we have
been forced into. With great many of
our customers wo regret to be obliged to
pursue this course, but IA we positively
Will appreciate our position and not ask
Tor credit. All bundles delivered after
June 1st and not paid for will be return
ed to laundry.
For convenience Of our customers we
Will issue Coupon Bnoks rold for cash.
These books Can be kept at home and
payment made for bundles when delivers
cd with the coupons. You can get these
books at Laundry Office, or from the
driver.
1901.
We desire to thank all of our customers
for the patronage they have kindly favor
ed ns With Ia the past and hope we have
merited the same, and hops to still! be
entrusted with your valued orders after
our change goes into effect for cash only.
which will always receive our prompt
attention. Very respectfully,
ANDERSON STEAM LAUNDRY co.
202 East Boundary ST.
Il. A. MAYFIELD,
Supt. and Treas.
PHONE NO. 20.
VA Leave orders at D. c. Brown G.
Bros. Store.
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VIHE ATDERSOM
Mutual Fire Insurance CO,

HAS written 1O0O Policies aud have o
little over $3.50, 100000 insurance in
force. The Policies are for small
amounts, usually, and the risks are
we'll scattered. We are carrying this
insurance ut less than one-half of what
the old limo companies would charge.
We make no extra charge for insurance
against wind. They do.
g.. II. Vandiver, President.
1Directors-R. S. Hill, j. j. Fret
we'll, W. G. Watson, J. j. Major, j. P.
Glenn, B. @. Martin, r. B. A. Robin
son, John G.. Ducworth.
R. j. CHM, Agent,
Starr, s. @.
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girrs love for pickles doesn'i
necessarily sour her disposition.
Woman gf5w5 old about rs grass.
fully as she climbs out OF hammock.
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Ssae.e She 9,a.aA END END i4s=.A.A :. = A esg sAs
c0ld. ~ a 4 d
laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets cure
g 9 cold ia one day. No cure, Nc Pay.
Price % cents. IS
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NOTICE.

THE Annual Meeting of tho Stock
holders of the Riverside Manufacturing
Company will be- held ut oincs of the
Company on tho l7th day Of April, 1902,
at II O'clock. for the election OF officers
and the transaction Of such other busi-
ness as u1ay be necessary.
Respectfully.
ID y. McBRAYER,
Pres. and Treas.
March 10, 1902 30
The evening world., 1902-12-17
Before Eclectic Club Mrs. Wall
!, ing Argues for Free Divorce
in a Talk Marked by Great
Frankness.
CAN NOT CONTROL LOVE.
Prohibition Of Legal Separation She
Declares to Be a Tyranny Inex.
eusable In View Of the Inability Of
Many Couples to Live in Peace.

Refreshing1y frank was the discussion
before tho Eclectic Club at Del
monico's of the interesting subject OF
Marital Unrest" by Mrs. Elizabeth
Bacon Walling. She put forth a plea
for divorce, based on the assertion that
love Is a force beyond the control OF
human will.
Some of her revelations OF the causes
of Marital Unrest were striking, for
instance the following:
"rhe frugal bride who puts away her
pretty nightgowns in sachets OF orris
and reincarnatcs from a ravising divin-
lty in q witchery OF laces and ribbons
Into a mere woman. smeared with ONT
mentS and horned with curl papers. for
gets that the poetry OF marriage some
times turns into prose-"
The true affinity OF love-" she said,
Sc liberty. Love Is amenable neither
10 fear. restraint nor force. 1t acts
spontaneously and conforms only to ma
ture. Idle as to attempt the regulation
OF the stars by the vulgar laws OF the
stock Exchange Is to. order the n
duct OF tho heart according to the
stilted. arbitrary rules of social conVen-
ton.
The woman who possesses the genius
OF remaining that thing OF joyous
~beauty-the bride-forever, presents no
preconceived idea OF loves labor lost.
But none the less true, though g~rievous,
10 It that there are situations in which
neither inhnite pains nor devout prayers.
neither understanding. experience nor
philosophy, IA avert the passing of the
honeymoon.
To Prohibit Divorce n Tyranny.
TO ~ptohibit a man and woman from
less-and 1t may be odious, discordant
to their innate delicate moral sense and
Gripping to their development is q
"The heart is a thing mysterious and
ca~priciohs-a law unto Itself" she de-
clares. Thou. shafts and thou shalt
nots are somehow more successful in
breeding ~perversity and destroying
charm thnn In preserving sentiment and
fidelity. For a man and n woman TO
vow to love each other forever in the
same way Is infinitely more hazardous
than to pledge for a particular Indi-
vidual, under every change OF condition,
unalterable and undying friendship. For
how can 1t be in the power OF the HUI
man heart to know how long it can
continue to feel a sentiment which
goes no more mysteriously thar II comes
"a sentiment so supremacy Independent
of the Will n as utterly dependent
upon the subtle laws OF mutual selec-
tlon?"
The evening world., 1902-12-17

ular style Of the latter Is goia mounted
on SILK, and 1t maght be interesting
TO add hat the firm does It's own mount
ing of these fobs as we'll as making
a greater part of its own Jewelry.
Stickpins and military hair brushes are
also TO be found in great assortment.
OF clocks. there Is a veritable Black
Forest of the cuckoo" style. while the
number OF gold, enamerled and other
delicately artistic timepleces IN we'll nigh
countless. Here again h prices are
pleasant surprises.
In addition to tho vast stock TO be
seen. thousands of dollars worth OF
goods are hidden and secured in two
Immense safes kept for this special pur-
pose. One is exclusively the s~torehouse
OF diamonds laid aside at the request OF
prospective purchasers, while the other
safe is the repository of other kinds of
iewelry. This laying away custom
has grown to be an annual one with the
Lambert Bros. who thus save their
patrons the inconvenience which Is the
Inevitable accompaniment OF the just
before-Christmas rush..
This ts but one illustration of the oour-
tesy shown at the Christmas Corner"
store, a visit to which from no matter
what part Of the city or country Is sure
to be amply repaid. -"
The evening world., 1902-12-17

dred and one small wares essential to
a woman's boudoir, they arc as num-
erous as they are beautiful. and-like
everything elss%astonishingly reasonable
In cost.
There is another feature in amber
Bros business that bids fair TO outrival
most others-it Is, as one customer called
1t. the savings department. 1t applies
to single stone diamonds, lei as dia-
mond rings, diamond solitaire earrings
n studs, etc. Where q customer pur-
chases a single stone article Lambert
Bros. exchange same within one year
for larger stones, customers paying the
difference. This allows customers to get
larger dla monds from time to time, al
ways having the use OF n
II might be well to explain that Lam
hert Bros. are enabled to offer eNcep-
tional prices for the reason that those
things which they do not make them
selves they purchase from m~anufactur-
ers direct. thus avoiding Intermediary
profits. They escape the mlddleman's
profits in similar manner, as they i'm
port all their own diamonds.
In mems jeweiry and novelties there
Is the same endless array. Especially
handsome are the m~atch-boxes and cigar
and cigarette cases. The same Is true
OF new designs in w~atchguards. A pop