The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1902-11-22

brought by Amanda Meisch against
Joseph E. Sippy is on. She sues for So,
600 damages because she didn't become
Mississippi.
'Simmon trees a plenty,
Squirrels fat and sleek,
Hazel nuts a CROWN
All erlong tn creek.
Gubas double tinted,
Pawpaws ripe an sweet,
Hollow trees Jest loaded
With good poSSum meat
Vans so big an meller,
Sweetest in tn fall,
Jayhawk darkies thankful,
Oars enough fer all.
Washburn's football team went to
Lindsborg Sunday and returned Tues
day The day between was a blank 50
far as Washburn is concerned.
All men have a chance of becoming
famous. Tracy the Outlaw is the
latest melodrama Poole and the Bru-
bakers of Topeka may yet be on the
stage.
Down at Emporia they advertise flu
neral car and white hearse for funerals
Do they ever use those cOnveyances in
Bill Whites town for any events but
funerals?
Jim Dumps ought to belong to Ed
Howe's Don't Worry club.
L. M. Crawford has been seen riding
furiously up and down Kansas avenue
on a sorrel horse. 1t is rumored that he
is about to take the road in q melo-
drama and that he IS practlclng for the
part of Michael Strogotf, the courier
of the Gar
''They say Bits all right now re-
marked old man Jones to Silas Cool
man. "Oh. yes replied Silas. he has
settled down and gone to work. His
father tells me he is making SIS week
dealing stud poker"
A Topeka young man who is toting
a society young lady around to dances
and parties in a rubber tired hack has
to turn his cuffs and collars and he
hasn't an overcoat to his name.
The pomology class at the Manhattan
agricultural college has nice time of
1t. The class has just finished sampling
20 barrels of apples
A man was charged with insanity and
tried in the probate court because he
claimed that he was good lawyer
There are a good many attorneys who
might just as well be tried on the same
charge.
These defeated candidates who are
Dragging because they did not spend a
cent for election expenses might stop and
remember that the public don't like
cheap men,.
This city railway of yours said a
Missourian to a Topekan, must have
been intended for a Shaker community"
.Washburn needs in the football chair
A coach of much resource;
Perhaps Jim Dumps is just the man
To teach the game by force.
Are you getting all there is out of
Iife2'' asked Jason Snoddgrass of Ananias
Fisher as they walked down town the
other morning NO. replied Ananias, Il
have the gol burned heart burn so much
that I have had to stop smoking an hour
each day for a week"
that the senatorial toga left by John J.
ingalls, is large enough to make togarees
for all the present aspirants for a SEN
atoriaI job.
A Topeka man who has been looking at
some of the Ladies Home Journal plans
for $1,000 cottages has about decided to
build a 1920 mansion
Washburn might take the affirmative
in debate with GrinneIl on. Resolved.
that it is better to be defeated at football
than at ping pong
Those who are hunting for the acme in
predigested foods might try linnburger and
caviare.
George w. Reed hasn't Joined a new
lodge for so long there is talk of forming
a new secret society to give him a chance
to add one more to the list of IS, more or
less, that he belongs to-
Those who believe that promotion in
railroad circles goes by pull and favor