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The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1902-05-28
Nn I.nss al Time.

I have sold Chamberlain'B Collie,
Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy for
years, and would rather be out Of coffee
and sugar than it. sold five bottles of
1t yesterday to threshers that could 90
no farther, and they are at work again
this norning--H- r PHELPS. Plymouth
Oklahoma As will be seen by the above
the threshers were able TO keep on with
their work without losing a single days
time. You should keep bottle OF this
Remedy in your home. For sale by
Hooh, DruRRest.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1902-05-28
Dont,s For Girls.

Don't ignore instinct. God has
endowed woman with it for her
own good.
Don't borrow money or jewels
from your chums; the first you
may find difficult to pay. the last,
if lost, must be replaced.
Don't rob your old father of COM
forts in order to be stylish. The
wage Garner should be given his
rights before fashion has her privi-
leges.
Don't take liberties with verify.
Men especially shun girls who ex-
agerate.
Don't stare. Girls do so often,
then unjustly resent return stares
from strangers.
Don't wear jewels in the morn
ing; the nobodies do, and if you
glitter in daylight you viii be ta-
ken for nobody.
Don't swing your arms while
walking. The habit is common;
it looks coarse. Girls thinks il
looks athletic.
Don't use superlatives. Repose-
full girls who are use to the things
of life that are desirable admire
but never gush.
Don't boast. If you are one oi
the gods favorites it will be mani
tested; boasting is vulgar.
Don't go into debt; it is remorse
less; it robs one of sleep. it turns
day into night, and it harnesses
brain and body. Better a few
things paid for than many will
debts.
Don't be moody. The blues ar,
after natures revolt against indo,
lence. Fresh air, wholesom,
thoughts and CHEEKY company ar,
to be had by any girl, and th'
blues and moodiness flee at tn
sight of them.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1902-05-28
Killed ON way to circus.

George W. Davis. a young man
of Ironton, was killed yesterday by
falling beneath the wheels of a
freight train. Davis was on his
way to Portsmouth to see Ring.
ling's circus when the fatal acci-
dent occured.-Huntington Adver-
tiser, 81.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1902-05-28

The cornflower is known to
Americans as the bachelors but
ton. In Germany it is called the
kaiser blume. because of the story
told of Queen Luise and her son,
the late Emperor William, who
loved it because it was her favorite
flower.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1902-05-28
House and Lot tor Sale.

One of the prettiest homes in
Point Pleasant, newly papered and
painted inside. painted short
time ago on the outside, water
works connections. two story, six
rooms, big hall, fine location; will
sell at bargain if sold at once.
will make terms to suit the buyer.
Don't miss this bargain if you
want good home.
e also a number of other
hou4s for sale. Call on or address
F. B TTPPETT,
Real Estate Agent.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1902-05-28

1t is reported that the Kennedy
box factory, which was destroyed
by FIRE last week., will not be re-
built at Ceredo. 1t is an enterprise
of considerable size, employing
about 200 people. Point Pleasant
possesses superior advantages for
such a factory, and proper efforts
would doubtless bring it to this
city. Let the m alter be taken up
at once by our business people.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1902-05-28

An Arkansas editor who reads
that young lady in New York
kneads bread with her gloves on
says. I'VE need bread with our
pants on. We need bread with our
boots on, and if our subscribers in
arrears don't pay up soon we shall
need bread witout anything on. ("
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1902-05-28

Congress has appropriated $780,
600 for the relief of the people on
Martinique Island. Why sure!
That's all right. We gave Spain
$50. 100000 for the privilege of Civ
ing the Filippinos a good govern
ment and spent S50O,OOO.OO0 try
ing to do it. Why not give beg
carly half million to keep the poor
people from starving to death.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1902-05-28

Statisticians point out that war
kills more people than volcanoes.
But. after all, this is pretty lame
apology for volcano.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1902-05-28

A company composed of Writ
county gentlemen. who optioned a
large area of coal land back of Red
House last fall, are expected to
drill for coal and oil on Ed. Noff-
singers place this spring.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1902-05-28

The Kansas City Journal inquir-
es "How would it do to compel our
soldiers to use blank cartridges in
the interests of humanity and gent
leness~ 1t would be q most ex-
oellent thing to do when shooting at
children over ten years of age"
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1902-05-28

No one can read the Bible out
loud in the same voice in which he
would read selection from a news
paper. Try it.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1902-05-28

The doctrine that high prices
make good times will never be gen.
orally accepted until high prices
include labor.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1902-05-28

1t will not be comfortable for
Republican candidate in a close
district to try defense of the 27a
per cent. tariff on beef.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1902-05-28

Now doth the wise old hen smile
as she percheth on the back fence
and observeth the man next door
make his garden.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1902-05-28

The editor who can plead for the
beef trust must be one who has
been advised by this physician not
to eat anything graasy.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1902-05-28

When a man thinks he knows it
all he seldom takes time to inves-
tigate the worth of his suppos.
ed knowledge.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1902-05-28

Huntington has been flooded
with counterfeit money. The
queer" is chiefly of the half dol
lar denomination.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1902-05-28
SURVIVOR of Sc. Pierre.

In all st. Pierre only a single
human being escaped the work OF
Mount Pelee. The one is negro
murderer, who was looked in cell
so far under ground that the gases
as well as the flames failed to reach
him. There he remained for four
days before his cries were heard.
When the cell door was thrown
open he dashed away toward the
distant woods. He is believed to
have been crazed by the awful ex-
perience through which he passed
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1902-05-28

IF every man kept his word the
dictionary compilers would have to
go out of business
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1902-05-28

1t may be that education makes
fools of some men and money
makes fools of others, but the ma
jority are born foolish.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1902-05-28

The Beef Trust added 81 hum
dred pounds to the wholesal price
of beef after the administrations
bill against it was filed, which
seems to indicate to raise" Teddy.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1902-05-28

To arrive at the value of the in
dividual, a man must be measured
by others.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1902-05-28

Every now and then small for
tune is bequeathed to establish a
home for stray cats or dogs. But
the ragged and self f-reliant curb-
stone American urchin is too
busy with his own plans for future
fortune to allow himself to become
Jealous.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1902-05-28

It's time preparations were be-
ing made for our usual Fourth of
July celebration.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1902-05-28

Mr.. Alexander Gordon, of Arlee,
w. Va, has rented the island just
above town. and will garden there
this summer-GaIlia Times.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1902-05-28

The West Virginia Editorial As
sociation convenes at Wheeling
June 25, 26 and 81.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1902-05-28

1t is because the world loves to
be amused that all the world loves
q lover.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1902-05-28

When a young husband becomes
father he feels as happy as he
looks scared.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1902-05-28

Something Unusual.
He's been kissing his cook
While nobody was looking;
Oh, you needn't be shocked,
For his wife does the cooking.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1902-05-28

Civilizatie n oompels the savage
to work for his daily bread. g
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1902-05-28

Occasionally wise man losses
his head but a fool never finds it.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1902-05-28
Your Successful ola Playmate.

Your Successful Old Playm ate.
When you knew as a boy the
man who has made success.
You can remember that he never
amounted to much in his youth.
You always have grave doubts
whether his success is as great as
repofted.
You sometimes find it hard to be
as pleased with his good fortune as
as on old friend should be.
When he appears to be glad to
see you you cannot help being q
little surprised.
When he does not appear to be
overjoyed at meeting you it is re-
called that he always was that way
and nothing to his credit.
1t is difficult to avoid speaking
of his poor old father and mother
when his family is mentioned.
Altogether, it is hard thing to
regard his rise as an altogether
creditable performance or to reflect
upon its attendant circumstances
without the thought that there are
some things about them which you
could have done better.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1902-05-28

He is truly a great man who
achieves greatness without making
q noise while doing it.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1902-05-28

If the earth were equally divid-
ed among its inhabitants each per-
son would get about 23a acres.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1902-05-28

Cuddlesome winter girls have no
use for warm weather.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1902-05-28

1t matters not if the world is
round, just SO you are on the square.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1902-09-26
LaZarre-The journal.

The most romantic tradition relating
to Wisconsin is the basis of story that
The Milwaukee Journal will begin to
publish Saturday, Sept. p. The story
is that of Eleazer Williams, Episcopal
missionary among the Oneida Indians,
near Green Bay, who, it is believed by
many, was really the lost dauphin of
France that son of Marie Antoinette,
who disappeared so mysteriously after
both his parents had become victims of
the guillotine. The story in which this
tradition about the dauphin figures. and
which The Journal will soon begin to
publish, is Lazarre, by Mrs. Mary Hart
we'll Catherwood, who has written so
many strong and charming historical
tales with scenes laid in the region of
the Great Lakes.
Additional interest is lent to the Jour
nails announcement by the fact that Otis
Skinner and his company of players are
now producing Lazarre, the first per-
Torrance of the play, very appropriately,
having taken place at Green Bay Mon
day evening, Sept. 8. The story will be
published in installments daily in The
Journal. Orders for the paper should
be placed at once with local dealers to
insure getting the first chapter.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1902-09-26

The annual report ofthe Chicago,
Milwaukee aud St Paul Railway com
pany, covering the fiscal year ending
June b, shows an increase of gross
earnings of over S32000O0 and of net
earnings over Sl,0)O,OO0 The gain in
gross earnings is shown to be 7.65 per
cent. The report shows that the changes
Of capital stock in the year were the is
suance of S2,024,OJO of preferred stock in
exchange for the same amount OF con-
vertible bonds cancelled and the sale OF
1882, 100 of common stock to reimb urse
the treasury for am cunts previously ex-
pended from the earnings for construc-
ton and various improvements. Large
amounts Of rolling stock, miles of new
track and ballasting were acquired last
year by the company, and notwithstand-
ing this great expenditure the increase
in dividends is marked. The company
owns 1851 miles of track, 6,603 being
main line.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1902-09-26
A Rare Display of Art.

| have made arrangements with the
Edgerton Art Clay Works so that COM
plete line of statues, plaques, images and
bisque vases will be on exhibition and
sale at my photograph gallery in the flu
ture. In doing this it gives the people a
chance 20 get high class work at very
low price. This class of work has been
sold in the large cities at two and three
times the price asked here and we hope
the people will appreciate the efforts of
the manufacturers enough to call at
Bardeens photograph studio and inspect
the work. If You have friends out of
town bring them to see this elegant line
Of art goods. Open evenings from to s..
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1902-09-26

The electors Of the state will be called
upon to vote for or against six amend
ments to the state constitution at the
next election The first is to increase
the number Of judges of the supreme
court from five to seven. Second is to
restrict the time Of any municipality in
borrowing money, changing from fifty to
twenty years. Third, to give the legisla-
ture the power to pass a general banking
law. Fourth, providing for the election
of state Eerntendent at the, spring
elections, and increasing the term of
Office to four years. Fifth, enabling
counties which have an incorporated city
of more than 100000 inhabitants, the
right to establish Il separate system of
county government. This amendment
is wholly in the interests OF Milwaukee,
and voters should read carefully before
voting for it, Sixth, to prohibit the is
suing of passes to all public officials or
those holding Office under the govern
ment.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1902-09-26

TWAS sore disappointment to Mil
waukee and the state generally that
President Roosevelt was unable to keep
his appointment there on Wednesday
and be present at a reception and ban
quet arranged for his entertainment.
He was compelled to abandon his west
ern trip at indianapolis to submit to a
slight surgical operation and will return
to Washington for rest. The people of
Wisconsin would have been very glad to
show their respect and confidence in his
administration.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1902-09-26

The wealth brought to Beaumont,
Texas, by its oil wells is not without its
drawbacks. The wells at first threw oil
up to great height. Then after time
the oil became less abundant and had to
be pumped out. Now third stage is
reached, it seems in which gas comes
up along with the oil, and this gas is of
a poisonous character. Inspector Hill
reports the condftions f'alarmipg.' The
gas, he says. lis SO dangerous that over
100 men are daily overcome by it, and
total Elindness is apprehended from con-
slant contact with It," This seems to be
a novel development. While the vapor
of petroleum may not be wholesome, it
has not hitherto it seems, been found to
be an active poison to the eyes.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1902-09-26
Patents Granted.

Patents granted to citizens of Wiscon
sin, reported by O. E. Duffy solicitor of
patents, 707 G. ST. n. W., Washington,
D. c.:
VIM. Colloton, Mukwonego township,
rail joint; A. E. Burner, Evansville, har-
row disc sharpener: w. G.. Esch, Mani
towoc, nozzle grip q patents): E. j,
Guenzel Milwaukee, strainer for coffee
pots; J. j. Hennessey, Milwaukee, rig
cling for railway cars: E. Nj. Helyman,
GAINESVILLE, corn planter: j. f. Laird, Fall
River, automatic alarm; f. J. Martin,
Milwaukee, printing machine; H. D. Nc
Kinney, GAINESVILLE. checking device for
horses; w. J. Richards, Milwaukee
brush holder; L. S. Wilkin, Milwaukee,
band saw wheel.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1902-09-26

The reply of Theodore Kronshage to
the charges of Messrs. Stout and Buck
staff in the school book scandal, which
was made public on Saturday, may be
considered by friends of the administra-
ton as a sort of general denial to the
complaint. The testimony of Isaac
Stephenson and w. FL. Flett is also in
troduced to prove both Senator Stout
and Mr.. Buckstaff liars. Thus the
whole matter is before the public on a
question Of veracity. There is just
enough uncertainty in the testimony so
far produced to throw dust in the eyes
of the people and obscuring the real facts
in the case, and possibly this is the OBJ
ject of Mr. Kronshage's long letter of ex-
PLANTATION. Mr.. Kronshage admits that
he was engaged to cry fat for the re-
form movement and the book compa-
MES came down with $1,000, part of
which was sent to the governors clerk,
but he is certain that the governor didn't
know what the money was for or what
his clerk did with it. Such a statement,
coming after the executive clerk had in
formed the lieutenant that the reform
headquarters needed the money" is alb
surd though it may not appear discred
liable in the eyes of genuine reformers
Mr.. Kronshage insists that MIR. Buck
staff is no gentleman or he never would
have brought this dirty news before the
public
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1902-09-26
Cooking Stove Exhibition.

You are cordially invited to a grand
exhibition of Peninsular Planished Steel
Ranges, the greatest fuel saving and
quick baking ranges ever mede. Shown
in full operation-baking biscuits in four
minutes. Free refreshments served each
day. Guarantee bond given by maker
with each range. Exclusive designs.
On September %, 26 and q.
J. Fl. MALTPREss,
4lw2 Edgerton, Wis.
-Malleable Steel Ranges are the best.
See then. bake at Ellingson's from Octo-
Der 9Th to 18th.
-Crapsey lot for sale by J. P. Towne.
Seventy tons of good marsh hay
for sale. Inquire of Fred Starks, Albion,
Wis.
Attend Babcock & Birkenmeyer's
annual fall cloak opening Wednesday,
Oct. 1st.
Standing wood for sale. Wood chop
pers and grubbers wanted.
C. +. PAGE,
42w3 One mile west of Indian Ford
Two or three desirable houses to let
Inquire of E. NJ. Ladd. %
WANTED. "A competent girl to do
general housework. Permanent position.
Apply at Office or residence of
CHAs. L. CULTON.
For wedding dresses, skirts, waists,
petticoats, Innings, etc., get some of the
silks or satins at our great sale Tuesday,
the 3Oth. A SIC Silk Sale. All plain
colors. j. NJ. Bostwick & Sons,
,GTo-those desiring musical instruc-
ton Will do we'll to secure the services of
Miss Ada Berkey. Miss Berkey comes
ELECTROMAGNETIC and prepared to teach
Harmony, History, Analysis, etc, to
those wishing to take the said studies.
October to II is the date of the
Malleable Steel Range exhibition at Ell
lingson's. Biscuits baked in three min
utes and warm lunch served while you
wait. Everyone is invited to attend this
exhibition and partake of the luncheon.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1902-09-26
Notice.

The annual meeting of the First Bap-
fist church and society of Edgerton will
be held at the church October Z, 1902, at
, o'clock p m, for the election of trus-
tees and for the transaction of any other
business that may come before the meet
ing. JOHN DAVE, Clerk
40U2
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1902-09-26
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Wisconsin Tobacco Reporter,
Edgertoo, Wisconsin.
FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 26, 1902.

AFTER having the wardenship of the
states prison passed up by the ice man,
it has finally been accepted by sewing
machine agent. Henry j. Town of Mad
ison has finally agreed to take the job.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1902-09-26

The Republican State Central com
mittee have opened headquarters in Mil
waukee this week and the spellbinders
will soon be turned loose on the trail of
the Milwaukee mayor.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1902-09-26
Wood Wanted.

Proposals wanted for II cords of good,
sound dry oak wood, to be delivered at
Joint School Dist. No. 3, Fulton. Bids
must be in by October 10th.
AZ @. E. LYNTs.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1902-09-26

AT J. M. Bostwick & Sons, James
vile, great silk sale Tuesday, the 30th
Their ad. tells more on another page.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1902-09-26
Ready to Saw Wood.

Having purchased the portable wood
saving machine from Marsden & Wat
son, we are now prepared TO saw wood at
any time and any place. Prices for saw
ing: so cents cord for oak wood 2 cuts,
3 pieces; IS cents cord for maple and
hickory, 2 cuts, 3 pieces; s1.OO an hour
for pole wood. All work strictly cash.
Leave orders at Marsden & Watson's
shop in Edgerton. STONE Bros,
Al Albion, Wis.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1902-09-26

Unclaimed Letters.
Letters remaining uncalled for in the
P. 0. at Edgerton. for the week ending
Sept. 26, 1902:
E. S. Bergan Christian A. Christianson
G. A. Friend C2) Andrew B. Johnson
Mr.. Jacobs Ole Mykklemyer
G.. w. Otto Mrs F. n. Todd
Persons calling for any of the above
named letters please say "advertised."
L. G.. WHITTET. P. Nj.