Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1902-01-21

| Judge Ebert \. Gary has erected ent
of the finest memorial churches in Amer
lea Mt Wheaton, a Chicago suburb, III
memory of his parents
What has become sf Miss Stone? Size
used TO be alivS. and dead on alternate
days, but lately she does not seem to hs
either.-Buffalo Times
| Gen. and Mrs. Cerbin have received a
| wedding gift irons army officers serving
in the Philippines. Ii is a massive silver
bowl, typical of the Workmanship of the
islanders.
There is neither sentiment nor decency
in the game of politics. The scramble
for Senator Sewell's place began before
| the breath was out of his body.--Philadel-
phia Record
James Lawther of Red Wing. Mimi,
has offered that city log for its library
negie gave the city $4,000 for the cree
ton of library.
In Washington society the fierce joy of
| preceding somebody else during the grand
march down to dinner is once more il
Eliminating the ceuH,enance Of the elect.
Chicago News.
Mrs. Bradley Martin, who has been
denied admission to the coronation. may
be deserving of much sympathy. but she
won't get much Of it out in Kansas
Kansas City Star.
| If Chauncey ami his wife should chance
| TO fall out in the bitter by-and-by,. Will he
| have to get three divorces to sunder the
bonds of those three wedding ceremonjesf
st Paul Dispatch.
James \. Lam of NIiddletown, N ",
preacher, doctor and author, is 90 years
| of age, and has, been married thirteen
| times. His first marriage occurred at
! Milford, Pa, in 1890.
Representative Bull wants to restrict
| the price of congressional funerals TO ST.,
000 But the taxpayers have never kick
ed on the cost of burying a Congress
man. Washington Post.
1t will please the London newspapers
to learn that Mrs. Patrick Campbell's
first performance in Chicago was not
disturbed by the bowling Of prairie
wolves.-Detroit Free Press.
The only man who can buy corn now
without paying an increase in the price
is the fellow who gets it in bottle after
| it has been put in shape to do an irrigat-
ing stunt-Pittsburg Times.
1t looks asst Sir Thomas Lipton's army
of cheap labor was about to bring him
into unpleasant notoriety. Perhaps he'd
/ better stop building yachts and raise
wages,--CIeveland Plain Dealer.
Neither the Republicans nor the Demo.
Gratis Of the Senate will give Wellington
any committee places. He is not only a
man without party. but a man without
country.-Louisyille Courier-Journal.
Mr.. f.. l. Hitchcock of Mansion, Wis,
a blind man. has been a commercial tray
eler for the past thirty, years, covering
the entire State of Wisconsin, eud makes
periodical trips to Michigan al Illinois.
Elijah II. Dowie of Chicago is conf-
dent that he will never die He had bet
ter not go out after dark with money
in his pocket or he viii have reason to
change his mind.-Grand Rapids Herald.
The officials of a Kansas, bank an
nounce that they have more money on
! hand than they know what to do with.
A change of cashiers might help them
out of the painful dilemma.-Denver
Post.
If your husband be at home rest as
sured that it is your duty TO take a shot
at every man trying to climb your porch.
The thieves that ply this industry are
getting entirely too numerous.-Detroit
Free Press.
Frank Price of Chicago has sixteen
large scrap books of newspaper clippings
that tell the most stirring history of Chi
! cago, Illinois and surrounding States,
from times as far back as the days of
Fort Dearborn.
The old sereed runs; THE good die
young" 1t does not follow that those
! who die at a green old age are not good.
Rev. DR. Daniel ]. Hauer has just pass
! ed over the river at Hanover, Pa, at the
age of So, after pastorate of seventy
five years.-St Louis Star.
Army and navy officers have nothing
to lose and everything 10 gain by keep
ing silent. Their profession is one that
| calls far deeds, not words. The country
loves a hero who is,content to rest on his
laurels and let his record speak for him
kansas City Journal.
AT last the fool who rocked the boat
has been run to cover. and the law has
its hand on him. lie is the typical prac-
( IDEAL Joker and Of breed which on April
/ puts pepper in the babys mouth and
gleefully yells April fool"' when the
child shrieks ihtssony. Cincinnati Post.
Whatever disparaging things may be
said Of the Inhabitants Of the Philip
pines, the courage Of the combatants
who with their rude weapons fight tena-
eiously against oar well-armed and
straight-shooting soldiers cannot be de-
MED. Give the savage his due.-Phila-
del~hia Record.
The libel suit which Senator Plat OF
New York IS about 70 bring against
William Alien White OF Kansas will have
much public interest ia serving to yudi-
cialy define the degree of license that is
permitted in defaming the private char
acter and conduct Of public men.--Phiia-
delphia Record
Several Of the Chicago restaurants
have decided to establish 4 system Of tel
sphones at tables so that busy men may
talk as they eat to people in any part Of
the country. The restaurants might 90
still further and establish a system Of
eofEins The man who cannot take time
10 eat deserves not to live. and usually
gets his desserts.-Iouisyille Courier
Journal.
The practical joker who turned in that
false alarm OF fire. resulting in the la-
inevitable death Of Capt John y. Ward,
may not ike the title, but be is a muir
derer none the less The stain Of the
life blood az a hero, done 70 death N the
discharge Of duty. viii cling to him all
his days. Let this be warning 10 PEG
pie who don't mean TO do any harm. n
Toledo News.
Toothache and druesa combination
that has filled many graves-have
claimed another victim in Michigan. An
Adrian lad suffered from tooihache and
his mother gave him lauaanum 70 relieve
the pain. The had died The story IS
old. but the circumstances are such that
it teaches a powerful lesson on the dan
ger arising from the iaezpert administra-
ton Of drugs.--Grand Rapids Press.
The o1iapaf3-to- hq- reformed convict