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Evening journal., 1902-05-14
Simplicity Itself
3 london Globe.

From the London Globe.
One of the competitors for Sir Hiram
Maxim's prize of e50,0O0 for a sue
cessful flying machine has sent a de-
ecription Of his invention to contem-
Dorary. He says: with the crank
Shaft and some little appliances my
last intention can make a complete
revolution even without the flying
wheel To the crank shaft the cylin-
der the piston the connecting rod
make a complete revolution, it is to
say at least THAT this system economic
half of everything connected with the
steam production" The description Is
persuasive. It has always been said ol
great inventions that they are the acme
of simplicity.
Evening journal., 1902-05-14

A hospital founded by J.. Pierpont
Morgan in New York is embarrassed
for funds. and in the face of a large
deficit is Obliged TO turn away
patients. In recent years we have had
occasion to applaud our wealthy men
for their generosity in founding col
leges eleemOsynary institutions. bui
an endowment is as important as their
creation. Possibly if there were fewel
colleges and hospitals, and the money
spent in building new institutions
were spent in maintaining the old, ;
greater charity would be accomplished
Evening journal., 1902-05-14
Malker WIII Not Run

Dover. May 14.-William H. Walker,
a well-known resident of Dover, and
superintendent Of the Richardson &
Robbins factory. has declined TO run
for State senator on the Democratic
ticket. Mr. Walker lives in the same
district which State Senator j. Frank
Alec now represents. and in which he
win be q candidate for reelection.
Evening journal., 1902-05-14
WAYFARER'S NOTEBOOK
HOrsaIess Waron Cause Comment

Perhaps the smallest horseless
wagon on record passed down Shipley
street yesterday afternoon. Not only
did il cause much comment as an un-
usual sight. but wrung explanations
Of delight from the children that il
passed.
The chaffeur was small boy about
six years old, and he was the cynOsure
of all eyes. The remarkable team
arrested everyone's attention, and
they wondered at the propelling power
"a srSll dog.
Evening journal., 1902-05-14

Rapid strides have been made in
medical science during the last twenty
five years. and the advance along the
lines Of sanitation and other prevent
i've measures has been remarkable. But
il is also gratifying 10 note that dis
eases hitherto thought to be incurable
are yielding to the recent forms of
treatment Without doubt consumption
is being cured without expensive
medicines. or a change Of climate, and
now comes the announcement that the
Evening journal., 1902-05-14

dread Bright's disease is yielding to
new surgical methods. The eminent
practitioners who have operated in
numerous cases with complete success,
induces the hope that science has found
true remedy for what has hitherto
been considered a necessarily fatal dis
ease.
Evening journal., 1902-05-14
New Pension Commissioner In Charge

Washington, May 14.-Eugene F.
Ware, Of Kansas, yesterday took the
oath of Office as commissioner Of pen
sions, and this morning assumed ac-
tive charge Of his new duties. Mr.
Ware has determined, for the present
at least, to make no announcement Of
the policy Of his administration of the
Office. Mr.. Evans will not leave for
his post as consul general to London
for several weeks.
Evening journal., 1902-05-14
covernment Launch Here

A United States Government launch
was in the Christiana river yesterday
with an inspector on board. She tied
ND at the wharf Of The Diamond State
steel Company for a while, after which
she proceeded up the river TO the Har'
Ian and Hollingsworth yard.
Evening journal., 1902-05-14
Danish Islands Sale HopeIessIy Halted

Copenhagen, May 1.-THE conference
committee of the Danish parliament,
which is considering the Danish West
Indies treaty, is now hopelessly dead
locked, the opposition refusing the ut
nost concessions which it is possible
for the ministry 20 offer. The dis
agreement continued throughout the
meeting of the committee last night,
and the question will necessarily go
over until September. This will neces.
state an extension of the ratification
timo limit, which expires July "a.
Evening journal., 1902-05-14
Will Elect officers

The annual meeting of the stock
holders of the City Market House
Company will be held this evening in
the Fame Hose engine house. Officers
will be elected.
Evening journal., 1902-05-14

The Senate yesterday adopted q
Joint resolution making the total ap-
preparation. for the relief Of the Mar
Evening journal., 1902-05-14
wEDEsDAY. MAY IL, 1902

WEATHER NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.
Partly cloudy Tomorrow: Fair WIN
brisk northeasterly winds.
Evening journal., 1902-05-14

Money. money. Everybody wants
to make it. Get a lot at the Cedars, it
win make money for you while you
sleep.
Evening journal., 1902-05-14
WITH
WHEN DISSATISFIED WITT
OTHER PAINTS

Use FELTON, -Sibley's. Sold by Cartmen,
sixth and Madison. Satisfaction guar
anteed. 49,
Evening journal., 1902-05-14

Only 175 lots left at the Cedars. All
good lots, no bad ones. Get one.
Evening journal., 1902-05-14

There is a future for the Cedars you
don't dream of. Be wise and get lot.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1902-10-10
ORIGIN OF A: FAMOUS SONG.
How WorId.Famous Tune Came to Be
Written.


Written.
Bizet, the composer Of the world
famous opera Carmen" and Halevy,
his librettist, once occupied apart
ments whose outer doors opened on
the same landing. AS soon as he had
finished an air Bizet would hasten
to submit it to his neighbor, who sub
jected it to the most severe criticism.
From morning to night the piano re-
sounded in the composers apart
ments. One night Bizet finished a
dramatic bit in which he fattered
himself he had successfully sketched
the pride of a triumphant toreador
after successful bull fight. But Hal
evy listened in silence and showed
but a moderate enthusiasm. Bizet,
somewhat piqued, asked the cause Of
this GOODNESS.
tits good, admit" said Halevy.
In fact, it's too good. 1t lacks move
ment-it lacks snap-in short, it's not
popular enough" ....
"Not popular!" shouted the piqued
composer. "Do you want me to
write for the slums?" He went out in
a huff, but soon relented, and in an
hour returned with another air. Lis
ten to this" said he; here is my
toreador idea written down to your
popular level 1t was, indeed, the
song of the toreador. and the only
one which on the first night received
an encore and seemed to move the
first-night audience from it's torpor.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1902-10-10
TRADES UNION DISCIPLINE.
British Workmen Fined for Allowing
Apprentices to Help, Even When
Finqers Were Beinu Mashed,

British Workmen Fined for Allowing
Apprentices to Help, Even When
Fingers Were Being Mashed.
The story of the Spanish princess
being allowed to burn to death in the
presence of her attendants, because
for them to have touched her would
have been breach of etiquette, is
generally regarded as the example, par
excellence, of old-time idiocy, but re-
cent example of trade union methods
would appear to run it close. A work
man, engaged in guiding cable into a
conduit, got his fingers caught be-
tween the cable and the conduit. The
men at the other end continued to pull,
being unaware of the mishap. but an
apprentice, seeing the serious situa-
ton of affairs, rushed up and pulled
back the cable. A delegat of the
union, having witnessed the affair, re-
ported the workman for having broken
the rules Of the order. The injured
man had to go before the executive to
explain his conduct, and although his
damaged hand was strong witness in
his defense, he was fined "for allowing
an apprentice to do helpers work-to-
wit, assisting journeyman drawing
wire into conduit" Discipline is all
very well in its way, but with such
master minds at work one need not
wonder that we suffer so much from
intelligent competition.-Pall Mall Ca
Zette.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1902-10-10
FlhEsTs WARsHips EVER BUILT.
Louisiana and Connections 10 Do
& Real: Terrors OF the Sea. sl TEX

loulsia,a and Connections TO Do
& Real; Terrors OF the Sea.
It is the@. opinion Of competent
judges that in the newly designed;
ships the Louisiana and the Connec.
ticut the United States will have two
OF the greatest warships ever built.
Together with the British ships-the
Edward VII, the Commonwealth and
the pominion-they will comprise the
i've largest warships in the world.
The Oregon and its sister ships had
batteries Of four thirteen-inch and
eight eight-inch guns, but the Connec-
ticut and Louisiana will mount q bat
terry which is SO heavy as to place
these vessels practically in class
by Themselves. Each carries four
twelve-inch, eight eight-inch, twelve
seven-inch and twenty three-inch
guns. The next most powerfully arm
ed vessel is probably the Edward VII.
She also carries four twelve-inch, but
instead of the eight eight-inch she is
armed with four 9.2-inch guns. This,
OF course, is q much more powerful
weapon than the eight eight-inch,
that Is to say, will be so much greater
that there will be far more likelihood
of getting in an effective blow. d
1t is the broadside battery of
twelve seven-inch guns, however, that
is believed to render the Connecticut
SO much more powerful than the Ed
ward VII, which carries only ten
six-inch against the greater number
of seven-inch. An increase of an inch
In caliber, when you get to the size
OF six-inch, means a great increase
in power. Furthermore, the Connect
cut will carry twenty of the three
inch guns as against ten or twelve of
the same caliber carried by the latest
British battleship.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1902-10-10
In the Dining Car.

With complacent smile she drag
ged her small son into seat in the
dining car and made ferocious grab
for the engraved bill OF. fare. Her
clothes and her manner suggested
rural districts, but the arrogant gaze
that she leveled at the inoffensive bill
of fare was intended to denote high
breeding. Then the black waiter
bent obsequiously over her shoulder
Bring us two helpings of chicken, ;"
she ordered.
The black man took up the bill of
fare. and, with furrowed brow, read
over each word.
Sorry, ma'am," he replied at last,
'but- we amt got chicken that way.
We has 'em fried and roasted, and
guess the cook might broil 'em,
and"
"No, no. MOI" cried the woman. II
mean plates of chicken-prepared any
way you have it,
''Oh!" bowed the waiter, "you mean
petitions. New York Press.
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AHARp STRUGGLE.

When You have d bad back, . back
that's lame. weak or aching it's q
hard struggls sometimes to IND re-
lief and: cure. but It's I harder strug-
gle when the dangers beset you OF
urinary disorders, too frequent urina-
ton retention Of the urine with all
the subsequent pains, annoyances and
suffering. There are many medicines
that relieve these conditions, but you
want remedy cure. Read this
statement; it tells Of q cure that
lasted:
Veteran Josiah Heller, place of resi-.
dence 706 South Walnut st., Urbana.
ILL.,, says: I'm the fall of 1889 pro.
cured DoaL's Kidney Pills at Gun.
ningham's drug store in Champaign.
and after taking the remedy conscien-
uously I made public statement of
the results. I told how Doan's Kid
ney Pills relieved me of kidney trou-
BILE. disposed Of my lame back and
the pains across my loins, beneath
the shoulder blades, etc. During the
interval which has elapsed I have
had occasion at times to resort to
Doan's Kidney Pills when I noticed
warnings Of another attack, and on
each and every occasion the result
obtained was just as satisfactory as
when the pills were first brought to
my notice. At this time just as en-
phatically indorse the preparation as
did several years ago."
A FREE TRIAL of this great Kid
ney medicine which cured Mr.. Heller
will be mailed on application to any
part of the United States. Address
Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y. For
sale by all druggists, price SO cents
per box.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1902-10-10
A David Harun, Trade

There is a citizen in New York who
decided to treat himself to horse
and runabout. In every case he in.
sisted upon knowing the attitude of
the prospective purchase in relation
to automobiles. 81 don't want my
neck broken daily" he would say.
There was horse that suited him.
Il can warrant him on the automobile
question" said the Jersey farmer who
owned him. Il will guarantee that
he will pass dozen an hour all day
long and never look at one of them"
"Will you give me a written state
ment to that effect?"
II will.'
''The sale was made. For once a
Jersey man had told the truth in a
horse trade. The horse was blind.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1902-10-10
A Catch in the Back.

Grand View, Iowa, Sept. 29th.-Mrs
Lydia Parker Of this place. says:
L was troubled with backache all the
time for years. When I would stoop
over a catch would take me in the
back. and could not straighten up for
some time.
Il tried everything I could think of.
but got no relief till I sent and got
Dodd's Kidney Pills.
Il used one box and part Of anoth-
er before the trouble all left me, but
now l. am we'll and strong, and ! have
not been troubled with my back for
some months.
II believe my cure is permanent
one, and am very grateful, indeed, to
Dodd's Kidney Pills for what they
have done for me. .........
II would most heartily recommend
them to anyone suffering with lame
back. for believe they will cure any
case of this kind
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1902-10-10
In Hate Evil Halls Home.

Mrs. Sabrina Watts Hall of Jones'
boro, Me-, celebrated her ninety-eighth
birthday on Sept. 8, aud during the
evening some fifty or sixty of her
neigbors and friends gathered at her
home and passed the evening with her.
Several useful presents were left AL
though Mrs. Hall has nearly reached
the century mark, she is still bright
and active, retaining her faculties to a
remarkable degree. She resides with
her daughter, Miss Laura, in house
that was. built los years ago by Hate
Evil Hall, father of her late husband,
Horace c. Hall. Her father, Samuel
Watts, ST., assisted the citizens of Ma
chias in the capture of the British war
vessel, Margaretta on June 10, 1775, in
the first naval battle Of the Revolution,
airy war. Maine can boast of but few
such remarkable women as Mrs. Hall.
Bangor (Me.) Commercial
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1902-10-10
Another Strike.

"Brer Will'ums, how you gwine ter
vote dis fall?"
Il amt gwine ter vote, 20 heah me?"'
''Why not?"
''Kase dis ting OBJ 'telligence cullud
patrit exorcisin' de universal suffridge
fer de prices whut am offer'd desc
days am beneaf my condignity an reb-
erence fer de 'mancipashun prockyma-
shun! Now yo' heah me, don't you?"
Atlanta Constitution.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1902-10-10
ouoht to rake ,warnlno.

Fond mother-Now. look here.
George! Iwant you to break OF with
that girl. She is very pretty and all
that, but l know her. too well to want
you to risk your life and happiness by
marrying her. Why. she knows NO
more about housekeeping than do
about Greek--not q bit"
George Perhaps not. but she can
learn.
MotherAfter marriage is rather
late for that. George.
George-But you said yourself that
you did not know q thing about house.
keeping until after you were married.
Mother-Very true, George and
your poor father died Of dyspepsia
twenty years ago. Stray Stories.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1902-10-10
PATENTS.

List Of Patents Issued Last Week to
Northwestern Inventors.
Edmund Butts, Oberon, N. D., f,ar-
row; William Dunn. Smithville, Mimi,
roller mill and cutter; William Dunn,
smithville. MINI. machine for rolling
metal beams; John L. Kelley, St.
Paul, MIMI, dental bridge work; Chas.
Roger, Butte. Mont, pocket compass:
Albert j. Studnicka. Minneapolis, Mimi,
drill chuck; George Wagner and B. b.
Bird, st. Paul, Mimi, frame for motor
bicycles.
-912 Pioneer Press Bldg, St. Paul, MINI.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1902-10-10
Filial Sympathy.

when was Your age" said Mr..
Goldbags, sterniy, Il earned my own
living. = &.
His son looked uneasy, but was 81
lent. .,t!
''Well, have you nothing to say for
yourself in that Connection
Nnothing, sir. except that I sym
pathize with you. and congratulate you
on the fact that It's all over. Tit.
Bits.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1902-10-10
one Way.

"But how, pray. can man be his
own worst enemy?''
Well, / should think 1t might rather
easily come about through his trying
to raise flowers and keep hens, too"
observed the suburbanite, after mo-
ment's Observation-Disclosures
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1902-10-10
Proof Positive,

Cross-Do you think that ,dyeing the
hair is as dangerous as the doctors
make out?
Crabbe- Certainly: you may take
my word for it. Only last year a rich
uncle of mine took to dyeing his hair,
and In three weeks he was married to
q widow with four children.-Glasgow
Evening Times.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1902-10-10

Piso's Cure is the pes, medicine we ever used
for all affections Of the throat and lungs-WM.
o. ENDsLEY, Vanburen. Ind. Feb. 10. 1900
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1902-10-10

A boon to travellers. DR.. Fowler's Ex-
tract of Wild Strawberry. Cures dyson.
terry, seasickness, nausea. Pleasant to take.
Acts promptly.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1902-10-10

Boston is to have forty new portable
school houses to follow the shifting
school population. There is no escape
for the Boston youth.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1902-10-10

S1TG permanently No or nervousness after
first days use Of DR.. Kline's Great Nerve Restort
e. Send for FREE 82. 90 trial bottle and treatise.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1902-10-10

PUTNAM FADELEss DYES are
fast to light and washing.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1902-10-10

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing syrup,
For children teethng, sotens the gums reduces in.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1902-10-10

ut was almost miracle Burdock Blood
Bitters cured me of a dreadful breaking out
all over the body. I am very grateful"
Miss Julia Filbridge, West Cornwell, Conn.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1902-10-10

If girl is really displeased with q
man she doesn't tell him so.
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Double.

Double.
Whats the matter with Jones?"
why" .,5
"He goes along a. abstractly az
though he were drunk and were seeing
double"
"He is. They have twins at home"
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1902-10-10

Young widows, like Industrious gar.
deners, are anxious to get rid of their
weeds.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1902-10-10

The .wigmaker is a 1ocksmith that
love never laughs at. ..a.,: Z
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1902-10-10

Monarch over pain. Burns. cuts, sprains,
stings: Instant relief. DR.. ThomaS Eclec.
tris on; AT any drug store.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1902-10-10

Most men get married before. they,
are old enough to know better.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1902-10-10
Easy 70 Decide.

Press Agent-The papers won't print
any more Of my stories about you.
Soubrette-Oh, what shall do?
Press Agent-Why, do any of those
things said you did do.-New York
Times. $50 %@IE
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1902-10-10

There is no gathering the rose with.
out being pricked by the thorns.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1902-10-10

The amateur. pickpocket is always
waiting for an opportunity to get his.
hand In.
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Birds of feather occasionally prefer
to flock apart.
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One who knows does not talk; on
who talks does not know.
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The man who has large heart can
not have a light one.
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Airing other peoples faults never
make them smell any sweeter.
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NO UNsIGHTLx Sc

NO UNsIGHTLx Scars
result from Burns, Cuts or Scalds Il you
use Coles Carbolisalve.. Quick cure guar
anteed or money refunded. Csc and Soc, ct
good druggists.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1902-10-10

The dog catcher's labors should be
onstailed.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1902-08-24

modern, similar legislation has had
similar results. One may almost sus-
pect that Plutarch's story is only a
story. In medieval times church and
state united to plague the suicide af-
ter his death. Ecclesiastical councils
condemned the act of suicide as a dead
ly sin and decreed that people who had
committed suicide should have no burial
service and no commemoration in the
eucharist. The law of England buried
the suicidal criminal at a cross-road,
and drove a stake through him. Henc
it was that Hood in one of his unhap-
piest moments said about one of his
unhappiest heroes that
They buried him at four crossroads
With a stake in his inside.
According to the criminal law of
Louis XIV, the body of the suicide
was dragged at a carts tail. Instances
might be multiplied. The suicide Jared
III both In soul and I'm body The
church looked after the one. The state
looked after the other. no system could
have been more complete The pros
poets OF the suicide were made as un-
pleasant as possible. His chattels were
forfeited 20 king or church.
What happened7 Did people give up
committing suicide? Not AT all. Self
destruction is not so easily overcome,
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1902-08-24

had opposed the sending of this sum-
mons no one knows, but she certainly
seemed to resent the fact of its being
obeyed. for the welcome she vouch-
safed to her future daughter-in-law
was of the coolest. In the first pr1-
vate interview she ever had with her,
indeed. she is said to have brought
strong pressure to bear on her to in
luce her to break off her engagement
and return forthwith to Germany She
told her plainly-so, at least, the tale
runs-that a marriage between her and
the Czarewitch would be fraught with
misery for both, as he was deYotedly
attached to another who was already
his wife in all but name. And when
the Princess refused TO be guided by
her declaring that the marriage must
take place, as ii was too late TO break
off the engagement, she was bitterly
indignant-nay, furious. Whether this
story Is true or not, one thing IS sure,
the Czarina went out Of her way again
and again, in the troublous days that
followed the death OF Alexander III,
10 slight her sons betrothed and In
fiict On her humiliation. The young
Princess was treated a. one VINO was
forcing hrnerself into the Imperial fam
ily-was made 10 feel herself an IN
trider, in fact. Even after her mar
rage the same stats OF things con-