The sun., 1902-10-19
TH!RTY.TWO COMMANDMENTS.
ALLEGED RIFLES BI D u. HILL
(IRftLtTED At THE HOFFMAN.
Never Was a tsmpaiSn 50 Minu,el, super
'iscd ny It's Conductor Not . Pen
Must scratch or Typewriter Click
or Mouth Open without Ills d. X.

or Mouth Open without Ills d. X.
David b. Hill may no, be nhlc 20 get down
from Albany for several days. The .e,r-
phone wirc- hetween the Holman House
and mis- home and Office in Albany "a almost
used up. Hc keeps constant tab on his
candidate for Governor. fearful les. lie
make some mistake. Mr.. Hill has become
very intense, IN fact. this campaign has
brought to him the elimination Of many
years Of hard work. His intensity is now
at its climax and he does not intend that
.here shall be any slip II he can help il. He
thinks politics from the moment hetumbles
out Of bed In the morning; he breakfasts
on politics AT lunch he dreams his far
away castles. and a: dinner it is the same
thing over again. and 10 it goes on until he
IA tucked away In his comfortable cot in
Wolfert's Roos'
All the campaigners At the Democratic
headquarters in the Hoffman House have
had II made plain To them within the lsst
few days that they must not even lisp with
out the consent Of Mr. Hill. Mr. Hill IL CON
duc;ing the campaign himself and II is
on these lines he hopes that disafIectcd
Republicans will remain away from the polls
and that voters who are on the fence will
do likewise. II is a still hunt, a burrowing
campag gn. and vet some of the Democrats
said yesterday that Mr.. Hill possibly for
gets that The Republicans are burrowing
themselves
Never mind that. though; Mr.. Hill is so
positive in his orders that not n pen shall
drop a morsel OF ink and not typewriter
click ard not a man speak a, headquarters
xxit hat a sat NJ rttI,.s
which were said to be- the result Of Mr.
Hills dictstion were yesterday circulated
at tho headquarters for the guidance Of
all who have any connection with the Demo.
cratic campaign. direct or remote. Here
they are
i) Mr.. Coler must do his beaucatchers
up in curl papers every night
(2D John y. Carlisle must not use cam
paign headquarters letterheads or en-
veiopes for his personal correspondence.
60 Norman z. Mack not To look sqnint-
eyed at William J. Conners because OF Mr..
Conners's Find,
% Felix McCloskey 10 keep his hair
we'll brushed forward of the ears
5D James J. O'Brien must not wear a
silk hat with pea Jacket.
(8) William y. Coler father Of the can
didate. must not tuck his napkin under hi.
chin except when he is eating mongoose
soup for dinner.
% Billy Clarke must write poem about
me in the Onlooker.
(s) Send out dragnet for James j
Coogan and consult him on the labor vote.
(8) Tell MIR. Devcry to elevate the stand
ard.
uo) The help at headquarters should
| not have an allowance OF more than rs
| cents for breakfast, % cents for lunch, and 35
| cents for dinner.
ul) No wine or liquors al any time,
| three beers q day to the head campaigner-,
Q2) Cut out cigars: Use pipes and cigar
cites.
| Os) All workers around headquarters
| must wear gum shoes.
| U4) No spellbinders permitted to un-
| wind without first talking into a phono-
G5D Every phonograph must be sen, 10
Albany and tested by me.
uo) Secretary John A. Mason must not
talk in his sleep, He might give something
az Coal Plank Mcclure must turn in a
census of the socialis'ic vote in Onondaga
| as y, postage stamps shall I've ordered
! unless the requisition is o. KID. by me.
ti9D All callers az headquarters must lie
| instructed to talk IN whispers, any loud
| talk may wake the Brd
(2uD County committeeman must be
| cautioned agains, lifting the mort ga &c on
| Il q farm until al least ten days after cleo
| ion.
! on Dough hunters must not be permitted
| to see Baron Steuben Campbell. they hurt
his foelinss
(22O AT voters desiring information must
| personally see me.
| t23D Any one found talking politics will
| be denounced by mo. Talk ethics
| CA When my candidates face Is in re-
| pose do not disturb him. He is thinking.
! (25.) Remember 10 impress every one
who calls tina, his is campaign Of addition.
| division and silence
(?s) When a Liberal Democrat shows up
| punch hi,u in the eye.
| (27) Remember the campaigns Of 1893 and
| 1900, when | vas n very still Democrat, but
| don't talk loud about this Just now
| (2s.) Any man with an idea must be sup
| pressed as a dangerous nuisance.
i2aD II have a chance to elect my cand-
date don't say very much about II. as grow
| fat on disaster.
(30) Be very careful OF the towels three
| allowed only every twenty-four hours.
(3i) All campaigners and spellbinders
| to use their own tooth brushes.
(s2) Every man must darn his own
socks.
All offenders against tho foregoing rllns
| will come under Mr. Hills ban, forever and