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The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1902-02-08
ST. JOHN THE BAPTIST CHURCH
Ar kalihiwaena-

sTsAUGUsTINE CHAPEL (Roman
f.stboIic1. waikiki.-Every Sunday OF
the YEAR at $50 a. m. holy mass Win
sermon: at 6 p. m, Sunday Schooi, TO
go During Lent: Every Friday at
stations of the Cross. Speclai
DNext wednesday Ash "Wednesday
at 80 p. m. blessing OF the new sta
t;,rs ~ the cross. with instruction
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1902-02-08

Mate or Paraguay tea. which is the
"a vdrf+a bevera &c amonr a population or
some 20OH0 RIO. grows wild in the woods
q the southern half of South America
For MANY wears it's cultivation was a
lost art Although large plantations were
PLANTED by Jesuit missionaries more than
century ago later ATTEMPTS TO raise the
rlant were fruitless. and not until re-
Gently have new plantations been estab-
Hshe1 in Para quay. The secret Of Gull
tiva ton. it is alleged. is that the seeds
wiz not terminate until treated with a
potassium salt The leaves are usually
n~epared for market by roasting over a
FarrIshwood fire. grinding to powder. and
- mining into rawhide bags: hut the
dried leaves are sometimes merely brok-
~ With a liberal supply of mate ma
tive Para euayans are said r. do hard
work for days at time with scarcely
anv food.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1902-02-08
- 1rrruERAN CHURCH.

Gh M, EsInov. pastor: 1882 King
t.EH: MIo m Sunday school; IL a
~ congregational service.
DEITTSCHE EVANGELISCH L .61a
.bsrische Kirche-Pastor Felmy, no
Ing street.-Sonntag, 10 uhr, kinder
srottezdienst: IL Uhr. Gemeinde Gottes-
dienst.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1902-02-08

In Bealystock, Russia, a Jewish trade
school is to be opened. The philanthropy
list Wolff Wissotzki of Moscow has
granted 10000 rubles toward the cost.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1902-02-08

Colored lights in great variety are OBJ
tanned by a London company by coating
the lamp bulbs with a mixture of an al.
kaline silicate. silicon, cryolith, and the
desired mineral colors.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1902-02-08
nEopcANIzED CHURCH OF

rur REoRGANIZED CHURCH OF
~h-ist Of Latter Day Saints
S Tii'Isn; Han (rear of the Opera House5
Moliiai', =, Book of Mormon c!2 -; 10
m. sunday school: IL a; zto m,
preaching CHawaiians; oc e:Sv p 10 go D. m.
I r,aaHt,in r English service
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1902-02-08
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Notices for this church column
must be in this Office by D. m.
On Fridays. Otherwise the an
nouncements will be run as the
week before. There is no charge
for these notices.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1902-02-08

What we don't know about milk is Of
such Importance that a Brussels publish
er has felt justified in starting a period
ical devoted wholly to the scientific study
of this food product.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1902-02-08

CHRISTIAN SCIENCE SERVICES
IN F.IEs' Han. corner Beretania aho
Miller streets
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1902-02-08

CHINESE CHURCH (Congregauo'In--
-! y Edward w. Thwing. acting
aaaacstorNsunday school; $50; pTeac s1,Ih
p psrvice IL: sunday school in Ensllsn'
$50. evening service, $50; "eohesuaS'
nrayer meeting, $50
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1902-02-08
R1aECOma
MISCELLANY

The newest slot machine dispenses X
rays to enable the passer-by to see the
bones OF his hand. The tube is put in
action by the usual nickel.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1902-02-08

The New York Methodists, to enable
them to raise 100000 toward the twenti-
eth century fund, have devised series
of thanksgiving stamps. Any one send
ing 81 will receive set.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1902-02-08

u.EIKJ CHAPEL-On Kinau street
D-eacbine service, S a m
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1902-02-08

The ordinary infectious cold is men
toned as by far the most common Of all
disea SEES Citing evidence Of its infec-
ttousnnss. Dr. Willoughby Gardner an
English physician. states that Conway.
Nanse1 and other explorers. with their
men. have been free from colds while
evnosed 70 the dampness and severe
weather of the Arctic regions. but have
~ once caught cold on entering n set
Element High mountains and oDen-atr
1natoriums show like immunity. 50
infectious is the ordinary cold that It's
erread nav he followed. and DR. Card
nor has watched a cold pass from house
- house and has even traced II from
village 70 VILLAGE. and has listened TO
vnIanations of sufferers that II was
oargbt from an omen window or some
fancied impTudence.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1902-02-08

A novel project at Rouen is the placing
of electric fire-extinguishing pumps in
different parts of the town, with switches
to take current from the wires of the
street railway when a fire occurs.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1902-02-08

In Mexico the Methodist church is rep
resented by three conferences. which en-
brace II missionaries. GA assistants, 16 day
schools with 1855 pupils, 266 league MEM
bers and property valued at $4,000.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1902-02-08

JAPANESE CHURCH (congr0etg sT.
tionaD-Nuuanu street. KEY schooi 10;
rnura, pastor.-SunoaS .,,y;y service
1iS6, Wednesday prayer meeting ';"o
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1902-02-08

The filament of the incandescent 1amI
has been found by Janet, a French ply
sicist, to reach a temperature of 1910 de
grees to 1720 degrees Centfgrade. The
radiation, though surprisingly small, i:
sufficient to boil water.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1902-02-08

The necessity for new fuel supplies is
STIMULATING European inventors to great
activity The new process of Herr Stuber
is claimed to convert peat and Ignite
into brouettes having n heating value
fully equal to brown coal and Germany's
5000 hn0 acres Of pest-beds are conse-
duentlv rising in Importance. Not less
rotAworthv is the system by which NJ
Piche. of Paris claims to treble the
v1eld of gas from the destructive distilla-
ton Of wood. neat or Ignite. the prod
uct being scarcely inferior to coal gas.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1902-02-08

,p,NESE NJ. f. CHURCH, ~:
,, 49, pastor.-sunday. school; 10
MotokaMa s.srvica. IL: evening service
NOR lass meeting $50; prayer ne s,,i
ing, Wednesday, 8. Services CTis al ~
street near ST. Louis CoAese-
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1902-02-08

THE KAULUWELA SUNDAY
SCHOOL-Sunday school, 1870 p. m.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1902-02-08

Scientific walking and marching have
heen strangely neglected, in the view OF
Mr.. Giles A Daubenv. a former officer
in the British arnv. He finds that when
wa lking on the level uphill. or down.
HILL the best and safest work with the
least fatigue can he had only by adapt-
'ng to each case the length of pace. the
time of each pace, and the attitude and
movements of the arms and the whole
BODY. Greater efficiency of soldiers and
civilians will come from better walking.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1902-02-08

=, XIV W. ~ P5astor.-sunday school. 10
H Parker. eryice. IL: evening service
NOR iIrgsacbing In English by Rev; w
d 3D. Westervelt: Christian .i Enq $50
s.3o. prayer meeting, "eoheN"''
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1902-02-08

CHURCH OF THE SACRED
Heart Marquesville. Punahou.- To-
morrow Feb. Z. Quinquagesima Sun
day IL a m, high mass with sermon
and collection as usual.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1902-02-08

THE BAPTIST SOCIETY OF HO-
nolulu-Regular meeting first Sabbath
afternoon of each month at o'clock.
in Young Mems Christian Association
parlors. A cordial invitation is extend
ed to all
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1902-02-08

The Congrega tional Sunday School at
Cape Prince of Wales Alaska, the most
northerly point on the American CONT
nent where Christian work is done, has
just contributed $50 for mission work in
Porto Rico
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1902-02-08

1r11EI. NIsSIoN-Miss E Udaen ?.
~. r-T =, iE cLbarge.-Meetings are neid . II
per 2sas haI, on Nuuanu street. just psio n
K 1HT " every night Of the week sun
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1902-02-08

A glass stopper for preventing mould in
syrups and other substances has been
invented by a German pharmacist 1t
contains a chamber, with perforated bot
tom. into which is stuffed cotton saturat-
ed with chloroform, and the vapor from
the chloroform prevents any fungous
growth in the bottle
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1902-02-08

In the eager collection of meteorites.
stones not of celestial origin are brought
forward in great numbers NJ Meunier
, mentions that not long ago some Corsi-
cans We're convicted of forging meteor
ties by coating ophites and serpentines
with sulphur and lamp-black: and the
famous meteorite of Iglast has been prov
en- to be furnace Stag. three-pound
iron ball made by negroes deceived
Schweinfurth who supposed it a meteor
/ lite from the Libyan desert.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1902-02-08

ROMAN CATHOLIC CATHEDRAL,
the Bishop of Panopolis.-Low masses,
holy communion, 6 and z; chfldren's
mass with English sermon. 9; high
mass. with native sermon. 1890: rosa
ry. with native instruction, 2; solemn
yespers and benedictions. 8; week days,
low mass, 8 and 4.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1902-02-08

At the age of y years Cardinal Moran
has resigned the archibshopric of Sydney
and the primacy of Australia and has
been appointed resident prelate at the
Roman Curia. He will reside in the Irish
College at Rome.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1902-02-08

A new material, known as "Orlyte." is
produced by Orlowski by dropping the
pasty mass of calcium carbide it is
sues from the furnace, into a mixture of
natural tar and crude petroleum for
about one minute About per cent of
greasy substance is absorbed The effect
is to render the carbide on-hydroscopic
and thus to overcome a serious difficulty
in keeping 1t. more perfect flame also
IS claimed for orlyte acetylene.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1902-02-08

ThSSrotherhood of Andrew and Philip
has a membership of 10000. divided
among twenty-three denominations. AT
the annual convention in Pittsburg 1t
was stated that the various brotherhoods
for men throughout the country aggre-
gated 100 900 members. and a proposition
to federate these societies was discussed
and passed.
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1902-08-09
A POLITE
C~hicaso's Wandering kubelik, Who
Practices Novel Methods,

Chicago Tribune: Has the lady any
objection II l play my violin in the hall?"
is the way the enterprlsing Chicago trou-
badour opens negotiations, as he goes
from door to door Of the flats in the
south side.
He is a polite, good looking little italian,
who plays the violin with more than ordi-
nary skill.
Securing the desired permission, he
stands on one Of the landings and plays
half a dozen selections, and then waits
a reasonable time. If any voluntary con-
tributions are made he accepts them, hat
in hand, with profuse thanks. If not, he
departs, apparently not in the least dis
concerted.
"Why do you seek permission so care
fully?" was asked of the wandering
Kubelik.
at is for two purposes he replied.
The first Is that the ladies shall know
l play for them, and the other is against
that beast, the man who is %janitor, you
call him"
How against the janitor?'.
"Ah! He is ignorant, the music is not
for him, 30 he makes IT the order to get
out, If the consent OF. the ladies is not
made"
do you make a good living at it?'
THAT is the difficult question that the
American always makes. / have in the
small orchestra been much, but there is
the noise, and the leader, and sitting down
in a chair always every day is the same
thing.
The money this way Is small, but 1t is
my money, and / only am the master, the
boss it is you call it, and l like it So"
Philadelphia Press: DR.. Piller-YouY
husbands stomach is In a very bad condl
ton.
Mrs. Newlywed-Oh, my. DO you think
my cooking is responsible for it?
DR.. Piller-Well, it's n severe case Of
gastritic, and
Mrs. MISUNDERSTANDING? Graciousi
It's that gas range he made me use this
summer!
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1902-08-09

KnickerDocker Corpueclcs moviny IN
and down in her System. She has Blue
Blood and lots of it. We are slather-
ing u Currency and giving her the
once every day or two in the Hope
that some Day she will ask us to come
over and eat on her. When that glad
some Moment arrives, it's n 80 10 [
Shot that We'll all die of JOY"
What seems to be our Handicap ?"
asked Sep. You were invited to all
the Parties when you lived 1t Peavey's
Junction"
ANY one who ono In from Cookie
Burr District with q Bundle is known
as a NewVo Reash," replied Bill. Il
don't know what It means, never hay-
ing studied the Dead Languages, but
IT'S about the same rs Il Slob. In 9TH
er words il you make your own Money
you're an Awful Thing, but if any one
slips it TO you n you've never done
anything with II except count 1t and
sprinkle a little Florida Water on 1t,
they you're a Nice Young Fellow. Now
YOU see what I'm up against. I'm gull
ty Of Work and every one is on to me.
The best l car hope for is that some OF
my Grandchildren will Doctor up my
Record ana finally draw the Meal
Ticket"
What do 9 carer" asked Sep. Il
wouldn't wear out a whole kit Of Tools
trying to break into a Refrigerator"
'Ah, S~eptilnus, you do not under
stand" said the disconsclate Cousin.
1T is the Boy who starts in Life on a
Hay-Rack and opens his first Cold
Bottle at the age of 35 who wants to
take his whole Tribe into the Camp Of
the Elite and swap Visiting Cards with
the Vans. Social Recognition has q
high Rating because there are only q
few Shares OF the Market and not be-
cause 1t pays Dividends"
1T seems to me that a Slick Man who
can beat almost any kind of a Money
Game ought to learn in time how to
handle n Combine that's in the hands
Of n few Elderly Ladies'" said Sep.
I'm afraid that a Mar with n tall
grass Training will make Breaks all
his Life" replied Bill. He's always
doing w at he wants TO do, instead of
playing Follow your Leader. / started
to play Golf this year, not knowing
that ii was a Dead Card with the 400.
AS for riding a Wheel, they take n
Shot at any one who does that. The
Panama Hat is scratched because Il
IL wosn nv the Common Sort who have
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1902-08-09

was a cheap Piker. His Steam Yacht
hau only one Funnel and there were
only seven Bat Rooms i'm his House.
In fact, he was Il good deal of a Skate
any way you looked at him.
h Second-Rater had a Cousin
named Sep, who lived i'm one Of the
Middle States. In his own Bailiwick
TINS Sep was q very gallus Proposition.
lie owned a General store and a Stock
Farm and had Rubber Tires on his
Buggy and wore Gloves when driving.
After Corn had been laid by and the
Oats threshcd, Sep had a little time
Tor ltonanCing around over the Coun-
try. He bought a papcr-muslin Buster,
had q Lunch put up and bought an
Excursion Ticket to M~organsviHc.
II struggling Millionaire said he
was glad 20 see Sep. He did not shout
1t through n Megaphonc or hang out
any Bulletins. He simply said that he
was glad to see Sep and he should
have been, for Seppy had slept two
nights In the Day Coach and had jusc
bought 4 sack of Bananas.
Bill, it seems to me that you look
kline Of peaked" said Sep, rs he sank
into Il Leather Chair and tackled Be-
mana No. 8.
"Ah, yes, l have been under a great
Strain replied the unhappy Soul.
You see, just when we got that South
African business all Strengthened out
and were ready for the Coronation.
came the Operation and it upset us
dreadfully."
What are O talking about?" asked
Sep.
The Anglo-SaXon Alliance" replied
Cousin Bill. I'VE are now one People.
They don't know it, but we are"
The Alliance cuts very few LEMONS
out around PeaVcy's Junction." replied
Sep. Our Idec Of the Alliance is to
stay Friendly with them as long as
they buy our Beef Cattle and Grain"
mot at ALL" said Bill. "Our present
Policy is TO skin them until they are
overcome with Admiration and invite
us TO Dinner. You may not know it.,
Sep, but New York Is the Home Of the
expensive Meal Ticket. For instance.
Why have I w~hip-sawed the Market
all these years and boned like n Turk
and worn my ncrves 60 a blithering
FRAGILE in The u]ncnding Wrassle for the
Almighty? IS ii because | wish to en-
dow a Presbyterian College or establish
Ping-Pong ParlCrs for plain Working
Girls? Not on yCur breakfast Food!
Right across the Street from us there
resides a large Lady who has original
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1902-08-09
AUTocRATIc Mr.. MORGAN.
Great Organizers Little WAYS as Re-
vealed at "MilIicnaires' Club"

New York: The city is dreadfully
lonely. When j. Pierpont Morgan is
away it is like an orphan. There is
n man in New York, however, who
isn't lonely a bit. lie is the unhappy
person in the "Millionaires' club"
(Which is what the modest members
persist in calling the Metropolitan
club, who is looked to especially to
see that q certain brand of MI. Nor
CAMS friends most affect, Is kept on
hand always. A member of the club
who entertained me there last week
described feelingly how every employe
holds his breath when the great Nor
gan calls for him or eve looks toward
him. Ana those Cigarets! At any mo-
ment of the day or night Mr.. Morgan
may demand a thousand Of them to be
brought instanter.
Thc metropolitan club has to be long
on them as a result. 1t is confidently
assumed by the employees that If he
ever happened to call for them in vain
the offending employee may prepare for
a particularly painful death.
y certain delightful and somewhat
loquaciOuS and quite impecuniouS mem
Der of the club Ca petty millionaire
whose money really amounts to not
more than two, or at the most, three
millionS) came TO hold forth to me at
S'N"N iNiSNi III a. Noll ltl VI TIE SIllOK-
ing room during the evening. He is
suffering from a keen sense of wrong,
and he cannot keep it to himself. 1t is
connected with some exceedingly rare
and precious brandy that was obtained
n time by the club. In solemn coun-
ell Of the house committee It was de-
cided That it should be served not only
in tiny glasses, but never, never should
any member get any quantity at one
time. The next day Mr.. Morgan tasted
1t and at once ordered that bottles of
it, many bottles, should be sent to his
house. They were. There wasn't an
employee that would have dared to tell
him that it was against the rules made
and provided. My millionaire has new
er been able to get over II. He feels
that here indeed is n case Of capital
grinding the face Of the poor. The club
employees would nave laughed at him,
he says, If he a asked for a pint
bottle. Deep in his soul he knows hat
& mere tri-millionaire in the Million
aires club is indeed Lazarus and hat
Dives can reach all over him and drink
his club brandy whenever he feels like
IL.
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1902-08-09
Ge0Igeq Fables
+ Copyright. 1900. by Robert Howard Russell.
+++ +f+S+T+

TO engage in Thought during the
Heated season. Rule No. 1 of the
Smart Set is to chop any Diversion
that has caught on with the Working
Glasses. AS soon as SO will pay for
q Motor Car and One Years Subscrip-
ton, an the real Blue Fish will give
their Machines to the Servants and fall
TO the Air-Ship. Any one with an old
fashioned laundering for Base Ball and
Family Rigs and Drug Store Sody
water and all such Prairie Luxuries
nas about n Chance in a Million.
Even If my Plebe Tastes didn't queer
me | suppose / would be disqualified
under the Pedigree Clause. / have
been trying to classify our Ancestral
Tree and l find that it is a She'll Bark
Hickory that was strcch by Lightning
several times. 1T appears that one
morning about 200 years ago q Ship
was ready to set Sail for the New
World. a large number Of Foreigners
who figured that they couldn't be any
worse off, even among the Indians. had
cooked Passage. One of our Ances-
Tors had made arrangements to sail
on h n Boat. The Night before the
departure he dropped into the Tav-
ern to say Goodbye. He became all
ulked up and oversight himself. When
ne arrived at the Dock he saw the
snip. loaded down with First Families
l'ullllS cut OF the tlarDOr That one
jag Is what put our whole Family to
the Bad. l figure hat If he had not
missed that Boat, / would be sitting
under an awning at Newport at this
very Minute, with some one tanning
me. The grand Mistake our Folks made
was TO come in with the Bunch. ANY
one living anywhere on the Other Side
at present is strictly in ii and those
VINO came over in time TO qualify for
the colonial Societies are now regard
ed as 1t by their distant Relations, but
those who have come In during the
last Century are simply u~nplaced."
Il can't see 1t In that Light at all"
said Sep. II have been reading Rid
paths History of the United States and
1t says we are all Free and Equal"
Il don't believe 1t ~CirCulates In Our
Set said Bill. 1T might, if some one
In London would get out a he Luxe
Edition.
Bill" said Sep, 81 think you've got
the whole Works down nat. IT'S TOO
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1902-08-09
Physicians Puzzled.

st. Aubert, Mo-, Aug. 4.-Mr. e. r.
Langendoefer Of this place suffered
very severely with a peculiar cast Of
Kidney Trouble which completely baf-
fled the skill of the local physicians and
instead Of getting any better, he was
gradually growing worse. He says:
"A friend advised me to take Dodd's
Kidney Pills, and after l had used two
boxes l was entirely cured and have
not since had the slightest symptom
OF the return of my trouble.
Il had tried all the surrounding ply
s%icians, but they did me no good and
instead of getting better l grew worse
till l used Dodd's Kidney Pills.
II a sincerely say to everyone suf-
fering with Kidney Trouble that
Dodd's Kidney Pills will cure them, for
they cured me satisfactorily and COM
pletely when all the doctors had fail.
ed"