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The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1902-01-28
SUBMARINE WIT.

Henry, how is the plot of that sea
novel running?"
Well. just at this chapter there is a
terrible storm and the passengers ar.
afraid the boat will go TO the top
You mean to the bottom
No; this Is a submarine boat"-PhiIa-
delphia Record.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1902-01-28

What is your name. you lazy vaga-
bond?" exclaimed the new woman
whom Dusty Dan asked for lunch.
P-pardon me, madame" he stam-
mered. edging away, but am travel
ing fncog. ohio State Journal
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1902-01-28

The postage to the States or Canada
on the New Years edition OF the Ad-
vertiser Is cents.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1902-01-28
THE
GOLDEN RULE
BAZAAR
NOW IN THE OREGON BLOCK.
/. HOTEL STREET,
JUST BELOW THE
ELITE BLOCK.
New Quarters! New GuOds!
AT HOME

We take this method of thanking our
many friends for the very liberal pat
rOnage extended US during the past
year, and especially the holiday season
just closing, and in our new quarters
we will use our utmost endeavors to
merit the continuance of the same. We
will keep constantly on hand FIRST
CLASS STOCK of the latest things in
STATIONERY, and the Standard
Books, with the best selected line of
new and popular Books that can be
obtained, both in cloth and paper bind
ings. Trusting that this will be a very
happy New Year to all, we are, as
ever, yours truly, ]. N. WEBB.
Ottumwa semi-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1899-1903, 1902-07-22
LINCOLN NAMES THE CAMP.
Major Davidson to Be Honored by Fiji

Major Davidson to Be Honored by FIT.
ty-first Iowa Regiment.
Col. James Rush Lincoln of the
Fifty-first Iowa regiment has issued an
order naming the camp of the Fifty
first Iowa regiment to be held in the
near future at Atlantic. after ]. 7. DAY.
idson of the regular army. Col. Lin
coin says in his order that this is done
as a slight recognition of the services
of Major Davidson as the old adjutant
of the Fifty-first. Major Davidson is
from Muscatine and was with the vol
unteers in the Philippines, being dis
charged in 1899 to enter the regular
army service.
Ottumwa semi-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1899-1903, 1902-07-22
Valuable Time Saved.

Slight injuries often disable man
and cause several days loss of time
and when blood poison develops, some.
times result in the loss of a hand or
limb. Chamberlain's Pain Balm is an
antiseptic liniment. When applied to
cuts, bruises and burns it causes them
to heal quickly and without matura-
ton, and prevents any danger of
blood poison. For sale by all drug
gists.
Ottumwa semi-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1899-1903, 1902-07-22

1t is easier to live within ones in
come than without it, and to live in
perfect health it is only necessary to
take DR.. Cranes Quaker Tonic Tablets,
the perfection of purity in medicine
For kidney troubles, torpid liver, indi-
gestion, headaches and constipation
All drug stores fifty cents.
Ottumwa semi-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1899-1903, 1902-07-22
s1s to New York civ

and Atlantic City and return via Nick.
ell Plate Road, July IL and 81, and An
gust and IA, return limit twelve
days. Stop-over at Chautauqua Lake
and Niagara Falls within final limit.
City Ticket office, Ill Adams street.
Write John Y. Callahan, General Agent.
Chicago, for particulars.
Ottumwa semi-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1899-1903, 1902-07-22

To Cure Cold in One Day
Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tab
let's. All druggists refund the money
If it fails to cure q. W. Groves sig
nature Is on each box. 25c.
Ottumwa semi-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1899-1903, 1902-07-22

The colors of PUTNAM FADE
LESS DYES are the brightest, fastest
and most durable of any Test them.
Sold by all druggists. 10c package.
Ottumwa semi-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1899-1903, 1902-07-22
NEW RAlLlNas AT PosToFFIcE.
Placed Before Each Of the Four Win.

1sSeu IeTUTe EdCH OF Ute TOUT VIII.
doWs.
Elegant new brass ratings have
been placed before each of the four
general delivery and carriers win.
dows in the postoffice. These new rail
ings are about four feet high and are
not only useful but also make, de-
cided Improvement in the appearance
of the room. Hereafter, when there
Is large number. of people waiting
for mail, they will be compelled to
keep behind the railing and wait their
turn before being served. 1t is a much
needed improvement.
Ottumwa semi-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1899-1903, 1902-07-22

If the Philippine friars are like the
average run of humanity, they will not
be quiet If they are deported. The
friars will become roasters.
Ottumwa semi-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1899-1903, 1902-07-22
Praise for r. B. Armstrong.
Practical Business Man.

Mr.. Armstrong has clean-cut, posi-
tive style that impresses those with
whom he is associated that he knows
exactly what he wants and that he ex-
poets it will be done. Notwithstand-
ing he possesses a manner so charm
ing and unaffected and friendly that he
makes of every acquaintance a friend.
Secretary Shaw made ten-strike
when he lured Mr.. Armstrong from
the New York Office of the Chicago
Frank ]. Stillman.
Ottumwa semi-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1899-1903, 1902-07-22

In the Dain Side Delivery Rake we
have reserved all of the good features
found in other Rakes ard have done
away with all objection = lie features.
We use three sets Of raker teeth
which gives the machine, sitw motion
and overcomes the Objectionable fea.
ture of whipping the hay. 1t will rake
clover hay without knocking off the
leaves, feature that can not be done
with other Side Delivery Rakes. 1t
throws the hay In loose continuous
WlndroW so the sun and wind can pen.
citrate 1t. The team goes around the
field the same as the mower taking up
the hay without taking trash, etc. 1t
Is very simple, built strong, light in
weight, and guaranteed to do as good
work, If not better, than any other
rake on the market.
Ottumwa semi-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1899-1903, 1902-07-22

Senator Cullom's plans disclose that
he will rest during the vacation of con.
press, and therefore will spend little Of
his time In Illinois.
Ottumwa semi-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1899-1903, 1902-07-22

"Owl" cars have been put on in San
Francisco for the convenience of the
night birds who go out for their ''larls"
and wind up with their bats"
Ottumwa semi-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1899-1903, 1902-07-22
Ends Headaches torture,

Lazy livers and sluggish bowels
cause headaches. DR.. Kings New Life
Pills remove the cause, or no pay.
Only 25c. F. 3. Clark.
Ottumwa semi-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1899-1903, 1902-07-22

A man with horse pistol in one
hand and a Colts in the other may be
an ass, but man with horse sense
won't tell him SO.
Ottumwa semi-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1899-1903, 1902-07-22

One should look beneath the foam
on the sea to see that which lies in
the depths below.
Ottumwa semi-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1899-1903, 1902-07-22
WABASH.
MISCELLANEOUS.

IOWA CENTRAL RAILWAY.
Time Of trains carrying passengers a.
Hedrlck, Iowa. Effective July LIST. 1901.
Going North.
No. S-St. Paul Express daily. 1890 D m
No. 5-Siason City Mail tsx. SUM 2:10 3 10
No. Way Freight lex. sum-. 500 . 20
Going South.
No. 6-Peoria Mall eek. SUM. 1870 D NJ
No. Way Freight lex. Sun.) ...7:45 q M
No. 4-Peoria Express daily -. $40 a N
Coupon tickets On sale to all points In the
limited States, Canada and Mexico For
rates, folder, etc, call on or addreps
GEO. 8. BATTY, ii. II. KENNY,
Gen. Pass. & Tiki. Agt., Agent,
Marrhalltown. Iowa. Hedrick. Il.
Ottumwa semi-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1899-1903, 1902-07-22
A Boston Reporter Evolves a Sem
sation Concerning Shaw.
ON OCCASION OF HIS TRIP TO BOSTON
Did Not Make Allowance for Stops of
the Revenue Cutter Gresham-Inci.
dent Concerning Judge Fuller-says
Railroad Pass Is Going.

Washington, D. c., July II.
Latterly that day is considered as
slow and featureless which does not
develop some sort of sensation in
which Secretary Shaw appears in a
star part
Ottumwa semi-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1899-1903, 1902-07-22
A Death Blow to MaIarla.

Electric Bitters kill and expel ma
laria disease germs, will prevent ty-
phoid, and cure fever and ague, or no
pay. Only soc. F. B. Clark.
Ottumwa semi-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1899-1903, 1902-07-22
TRAINS LEAVING JEFFERSON
STREET UNION STATION.
A. 5. Packard, Agent.

CHICAGO. MILWAUKEE & ST. PAUL.
Arrive. Depart
Milwaukee -. .d1 80 a m b2:85 a N
Chicago. Cedar Rapids,
Kansas city & South 80 :
west. ....... ~. .b2:30 a m d1:35 M
Kansas City and local b5;so . m bio 10 a n
No. 81, east bound, leaves $500. 6:55 a m
Eo, ca, east bound, leaves. ...... .10:45 a m
No. 81, west bound. leaves. 6:45 q m
No 81 west bound, leaves. II 80 a n
These are fTeights leaving Ottumws
Daily. Except Sunday. Excep.
M Freight trains arrive at and depart from
ottumwa Junction.
Ottumwa semi-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1899-1903, 1902-07-22
Panama companies. That is,

Panama companies. That is, the
courts of France will take up the mat
tiers and officially and formally legalize
all acts and steps in the proceedings.
1t Is asserted that in this way the title
may be made perfect so far as the
French companies are concerned.
If this shall be accomplished but one
more link Is required to complete the
chain. That Is to obtain the necessary
concessions from the Colombian gov
eminent. The franchise covering the
Panama route was given the Panama
company upon the express stipulation
that the franchise should not be trans
ferred. 1t was even stated that any
effort to transfer the property would
invalidate the concession and that it
would then revert back to Colombia.
Colombia Said to Be Willing.
Senator Dolliver asserts, however,
that he understands that the Colon
bian government Is only too anxious
to promote the prospective transfer.
1t is said the Colombian minister in
Washington has intimated very broad
ly that his government stands ready to
extend the provisions of the franchise
SO as to remove any obstacles so far
as it may be concerned in the securing
of perfect title. In other words the
Colombian government says to the
United States and the French COM
panies, Go ahead with your deal, and
when you have reached basis of set
Element we will give you a quit claim
title to the land"
The Colombian government is very
anxious that the caanl should be built.
1t means that the worlds traffic by
sea will pass within but a few miles of
their ports and the effect obviously
will be most beneficial commercially
and politically.
The impression prevails that eight
cen months will elapse before work
upon the canal, should the question of
title be favorably determined, will be
actually begun.
Praise for r. B. Armstrong.
Robert B. Armstrong, the Iowa man
whom Secretary Shaw asked to be-
come his private secretary, is making
his influence for good felt in the treas
ury. Mr.. Armstrong is strictly bust
ness during business hours and he
keeps things moving. He takes the
ground that the private secretary
should be something more than a fig
urehead; that he should relieve the
secretary of the greater portion of his
routine work, matters of detail in con-
nection with methods and system, and
he is proceeding to introduce some up
to-date business ideas into the treas
ury.
Practical Business Man.
Ottumwa semi-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1899-1903, 1902-07-22
Railroad Timetables
TRAINS LEAVING UNION DEPOT,
W. 8. Parker, Ticket AGENT.

BURLINGTON ROUTE. C.. B. & O.. n. r.
:, Going East. Depart
No. 12b-Chicago, Peoria. st. Louis,
1ea pSaaeag quincy . ..oao q m m.
10b-Peoria. Dubuque & Qniucy 12:oi .. m.
ssa-Ghh,I cs 60 Limited tied. on,,. Z m.
2aIChicago, Peoria & Rockford ii 1 As g. g. M M
Going West.
6a-omaha, Council BLUFFS and
15a-Fast mall -. .2:I, a. m
plb-Locai Freight .:.:...-... $50 a. m.
zen. Portland s California sos a. m.
Ia-Fast ma. -. $500. s:52 a. m.
1as5k'%'sss CITY. ST: Joe and s:ss'. N
1a.p SaSi { Omaha E....i1 $50 ? ? m M
ebaPeoria to ottumwa; $50; 1920 p m
ami "a do not carry passengers
CHICAGO. FIT. MADISON & DIES MONIES
Arrive. Depart
Trains run daily except Sunday.
CHICAGO. ROCK ISLAND & PACIFIC.
Going East. Depart
No. 2o6-Des Moines to Keokuk. .10:1O a. M
2S2-Des Moines to KeoSuk !. S:a2 ;. III.
234-Freight Otumwa to Eldon 3:10 D. M
b Going West.
BOB ldon to Des Moinss -. 1885 a. m.
2s3-Frt. Eldon to Des Molnes s:15 a. IN.
{ 281-Frt. daily. Eldol to Monroe sos m
205-Keokuk to Des Moines ;. 7:05 p. IN.
Unless otherwise specified, all trains are
daily except Sunday.
Ottumwa semi-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1899-1903, 1902-07-22

cHIcAao.F FIT MADISON & DIES MONIES
Arrive. Depart
Ft. Madison accomo =. 500 p m. 7:16 e. m.
Trains run daily except Sunday.
Ottumwa semi-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1899-1903, 1902-07-22

Washington, D. G., July IS.
The people are likely to become very
weary over the elaboration attending
the closing up of the inter-oceanic ca
nal matter and the actual preliminaries
in the way of negotiations.
Ottumwa semi-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1899-1903, 1902-07-22

While the question of title was left
to the President, Attorney General
Knox is the man who will practically
render the decision. The case has
been turned over to him by the Presi-
dent and he will pursue whatever
course seems expedient In arriving at
the final conclusion
France to Lesaiize Proceedings.
1t is understood the French govern
ment Is prepared to stand behind the
title to be given. Bv the old and new
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1902-04-15

John Habberton, the author of "Hel-
ems Babies" said to his publisher when
the novel was about ready to appear,
IF you want to save the cost of a
great deal IF advertising, just give me
500 copies Of this book, and I'll guar
antee to distribute them so that Wen
have a success without a cents worth
of advertising being needed" The
publisher, Il little reluctantly. took Mr.
Habberton at his word.
The author thereupon made a list Of
all the important bookstores In the
United States and found out the name
of the head of the department of fic-
ton in each store. Now, the heads of
all book departments are all fiends in
the collection of autograph first edi-
tions-that is, with the authors sigma
ture upon the imprint. There is scarce
ly an exception to this rule Mr.. Hab-
berton, being wise in all that concerns
bookstores. accordingly sent to each
head a copy of 'Helen's Babies" that
contained not only his autograph, but
pleasant letter also that expatiated
on the merit of the work The heads
were delighted. They instructed their
statesmen and saleswomen in the book
department to boom "Helen's Babies
to recommend it to every hesitating
customer. And thus the book succeed
ed, though it would have succeeded
anyway upon its Philadelphia
Record.
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1902-04-15

One Of the most beneficial features Of
q sea bath Is the salt water inadver-
tently swallowed by bathers. 1t is a
wonderful tonic for the liver, stomach
and kidneys. In many cases it viii
cure biliousness when all drug prepare
lions have failed. 1t is peculiarly eff
fective In ordinary cases of indigestion,
disordered stomach and insomnia and
has been known to produce excellent
results in many cases Of dyspepsia.
Clean sea water is full of tonic and
sedative properties. 1t won't hurt any
body. Indeed two or three big swal-
lows Of it would be Of positive benefit
to nine bathers out of ten. 1t is not,
Of course, palatable or tempting dose
to take. but neither is quinine or Gallo
mel. You seldom If ever see an old
sailor who is bilious or dyspeptic or q
victim to insomnia, and why? For the
reason that an ocean of good medicine
spreads all about his sky, and he doses
himself copiously with it whenever his
physical mechanism becomes the least
bit Observation-Disclosures Star.
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1902-04-15
LOW RATES TO CAL1FoRN1A

Parties desiring to make trips to Califor-
mia, Arizona or New Mexico, either for
business or pleasure, can do so now at a
small cost. Daily until April 80. inclusive,
tickets marked "CoIonist'' may be pur-
chased via Southern Railway at rate of
81. so from Washington and SAG so from
Philadelphia to Los Angeles, San Fran
cisco and other points. Correspondingly
low rates from other points.
The Southern Railway operates through
tourist sleepers from Washington to Los
Angeles and San Francisco without
change, leaving Washington $50 P NJ
every Monday, Wednesday and Friday.
The berth rate in these sleepers is ouly
$780, two people being allowed to occupy
one berth if desired. Personal conductors
and Pullman porters go through with each
sleeper. There are other new, convenient
and economical features connected with
these sleepers which may be ascertained
from Charles l. Hopkins, District Passen-
ger Agent, Southern Railway, 82S Chest
nut ST., Philadelphia.
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1902-04-15
DO YOU KNOW

how fascinating English history really That England during
the past thousand years has given
heroin than all the of the world ages you
OF the private and lives her queens we'll being
stately overeigns with passions of hate living papa
ting women?
Do you know Of that king and who stood baootd and
all naked from their waists upwards in the great hall of Westin
e? Or what plumbers dog licked the blood of king? why
Henry VII hanged his four English mass
king poozed for taking long die? Or why Marlborough
his duchess disgraced?
Do you know the story of Thomas the Ems
daughter? OF fair Rosamond Cords labyrinth at
Woodstock and the tale sken thread Henys golden spur
led her becoming num- Of Richard the trapdoor
Vdomar Of the dreadful warning that hung the bed of
bella Of Angouleme Of the who discovered London
disguised cook-maid?
Do know how the fact that the Duchess of Marlborough
putting on by mistake the queens gloves changed Voltae
the desnes of Euope Or why the great Elizabeth her prime
minister had deal secretly with Catherine de- Medicis os
what that which passed between Nan King
meath the yewtree the clustered shade of Sopewel nunnery
meant to Wolsey?
Those who interested may have specimen pages
that will show how English history may had quite
from that presented by Hume Rapin Macauay Guzo
Hallam, OF Froude
PAMPHLET REQUEST
GEORGE BARRIE g. son. Publishers
81 Walnut Street, PHILADELPHIA
AGENTS wANTED-L1BERAL COMMISSION
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1902-04-15

LEGAL BOOKS BY THE YARD


Contents Are Waste Paper, but the
Bindings Impress Clients.
illegal filings at all prices, in sheep
skin or calf" That is an advertise
ment that you may occasionally see In
the catalogue Of dealers In legal books.
The term legal fillings," says a
writer In Stray Stories, is applied to
well bound volumes that contain moth
ing but an odd assortment Of worth
less price lists, old reports and some
times cut newspaper pages. The COW
ere are handsome, but the pages are
merely SO much waste paper.
The volumes are sold to young solic-
itors who wish to impress their clients
by formidable looking library, and,
az they have studied legal appear
ance. they have their effect upon the
visitor.
A cheaper line Of these books, .
made OF blocks of wood covered with
cloth or calf. handsomely fooled and
bearing title in gold, can be bought
at prices varying from $3.50 to 81 per
dozen.
One secondhand bookseller in Lon
don has made small fortune by hav-
ing old books of all kinds that might
be worth about penny or twopence
apiece rebound in handsome style. He
has title printed In gold on the back,
indicating that the book is some learn
ed work upon medicine or chemistry.
These he sells to young Doctors at
about 20 cents each, which leaves him
Q good profit
The books make good show in the
consulting room and help to give the
impression that the young medico Is a
deeply read man.
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1902-04-15

There is curious legend connected
with the bells Of Messingham church.
1t Is said that long, long time ago q
traveller was passing through Messing
ham when he noticed three men sitting
on stile in the churchyard and say
ing, "Come to church, Thompson; come
to church. Brown" and so on. Being
very much surprised, he asked what 1t
meant and was told that, having no
bells, they called folks to church in
this way. The traveller remarked that
1t was a pity so fine a church should
be without bells and at the same time
asked the men If they could make
three for the church, promising to pay
for them himself.
They undertook to do this. They
were respectively tinker, carpenter
and shoemaker. When next the trav-
eler passed that way, he found the
three men ringing three bells which
said, 'Ting, tong, pluff," being made
respectively of tin, wood and leatherl-
London Tit Bits.
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1902-04-15

you SLaINC tue Cu1lQ at ueT
breast. II you starve the stomach, You
starve the organs it feeds But starva-
ton of the body can be accomplished
even where food Is plentifully supplied,
because if the stomach and other organs
of digestion and nutrition are diseased,
then the food will not be converted into
nutrition or only partly 50, and the body
inadequately nourished will begin to
grow weak. The first attempt, then, in
dealing with a weak body is to nourish
it into strength. The general method of
this attempt is to try and bring the food
down to the level Of the weak stomach.
This is done by the use of prepared
foods, cod liver oil, and its emulsions.
But this doesn't cure the disease of the
stomach or put the organs of nutrition
into condition to build up the body.
DR.. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery
deals directly with the stomach and
blood. 1t seeks to bring the stomach up
to the level of strong, healthful food.
when this is done the body gains in
strength, puts on hesh throws off dis
ease, and enters on new life. That
these results follow the use of Golden
Medical Discovery is proved by the tes-
timony of thousands of weak, rundown,
men and women and by their cure, by
the use of Discovery of diseases Of
lungs, heart, kidneys, liver, ETC., which
originated in the disease of the stomach
and its allied organs of digestion and
nutrition.
cThree years ago / had the grip
writes Mrs. Title Linney, of Gravel
Switch, Marion Co., KY. at settled on
my lungs, and the doctor said l had
consumption. I took six bottles of
Golden Medical Discovery, and am
thankful to say am entirely we'll"
Sick people a~~ invited to consult DR..
Pierce by lettes res. All correspond
ence is strictly pn-<ate and confidential.
Address DIR. R. v. Pierce, Buffalo, N. Y.
FREE OFFER.
DR.. Pierce's Common Sense Medical
Adviser, containing over thousand
large pages, is sent free, on receipt of
stamps to pay expense of mailing orLy
Send 81 one-cent stamps for the cloth
bound volume, or only Al stamps for the
book in paper covers. Address Dr.. R.V.
Pierce, Buffalo. N. Y.
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1902-04-15

1t is singular how the cruel practice
Of boiling Holsters alive continues. Our
forefathers = and indeed our parents
let calves bleed slowly to death, on
the theory that in no other way could
white meat be secured, and later on
calves were bled one day and killed the
next. Now, every one knows that a
calf can be killed in humane manner
and the veal made just as good, and.
generally speaking, animals killed for
food have been put out of the way in
a much more humane manner than for
merly. But Holsters are still tortured
out of existence, the only difference be-
ing that, while formerly they were ex-
clusively boiled to death, now some are
boiled and some are broiled Which
process causes the most agony no one
can say.-Exchange.