The sun., 1902-06-15

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tusirhs-- theG siiioNs Th.V shAks him
~ a. n 10 sar o sfT-ut
Ih-y sav w. ml-i affrt 90 a--,-i them
That's shy ~ give the 'alios M 'hs
plsa~ufe' gag u-t q. thuugh ~ were
= i thai they tt,nS srr- tryinE tp 10
funny
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ns guld Ave tolL,r pave Oh. I Am nlr"
yon ar" n'-'ah,s You sc' On a. thonp'.'n
nv. dollar gold ris,e- TIA. Trip
Low down white tra,h' IN you don't
ncan thai You'll cut me wt'h Nour raror'
Now. nov. nov You ar psrfer LADY,
don't d"uh II IN the lrAsI madam.
want your So Well. don't hlame YOU.
but haven't got Il Look IN your basket
~ laundry S.e. thsn' y lou musa't
h~ - hasty No. 7 didn't put It there.
You u have INV llfe' Oh. tut. tut
The colorcd woman from Thompson
a. though III" had not recovered her money
Her voice was lorns back on th" summer
breez" threatening dire things
That's the way With women. said the
conductor -Oh, can tell YOU the women
cranks all ride IN the cars There are all
kinds There j. the on" Who makes YOU
take up the hoor of tho car To get a cent
she has dropped She won't take a cent
from YOU. She wants her own cent
Then there .s tho woman who wants
the rules enforced in regard To the man
who eNJsCtorateS We have strict orders
To reprov- n man who does this and II he
does not obey the wafnlGg We can put him
on the car
the man and hcavc him out Of the car forth
with A trip on n street car would be AN
exciting affair " some - these women had
their way. They want all the windows
o1sn. some of them, and tho door as well
its a CLOSED car, and some invalid man
or woman will want them closed.
The other day the window crank hap
pened along and an old man In the corner
began Ia cough. I beg your pardon.
madam, he said. but suffer from asthma
ana must have the lndow closed that Is
directly back Of my head. have the
asthma
Yes. and you'll keep on having IL,
she said until YOU learn to breathe fresh
air and sire slammed the window open
ia spite Of HIM told her the window
would have 10 remain up, what did she
do' What do they all do' She took my
number.
One Of the funniest ~ the women cranks
In the one who engag ges the conductor IN
conversation aud asks about his life and
his hours rat. of pay and such things.
Some OF these women are spo'terS, but lot
OF them are simple Cranks.
Then ther. are women who get a mash
on "a conductor and ride over the route
until they strike up a conversation We
have one handsome conductor who never
travels alone He always has sorneoody
in the hack ,eat to converse with. This IL
against the rules hut this new polite law
will bring them all to our feet
We conductors have troubles of our
own. We don't have any trouhl" 20 speak
Of with men II they are ~oher bu' We
are accused ~ every oNense under the
sun by women. from robblng them. 10 try
ing To fiirt with them.
sYou ought to -es the ones that think
we are irving 10 fir' with them ihey
take numbarS and sav they are going home
TO tell their husbands. Strange that none
Of those husbands ever turn up. | guess
they know better"
And the tall conductor. eNcusing him
self 10 tho fat pa--en ger. went down on
his knees To gather up the chocolates that
had fallen from a box in the lap Of pretty
girl with bag ~ golf sticks.