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The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1902-07-25
No Charge for Advice

Floor Walker-Im very sorry, ma
dam' but can't exchange this hat for
you.
Mrs. Smithsonian my husband
doesn't like it.
Floor Walker-Then I'd advise you
to get a divorce.
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1902-07-25
husband
Would Lose No Chances

FIRST Hunter-It was your fault |
uioht shoot that deer this morning.
Second Hunter-My fault?
flrst hunter-Yes. saw some
thlng moving. When 1 said, is that
you Jim" the deer ran. Next time
L m going to say nothing and shoot
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1902-07-25

Patrick F. Sheedy has gone abroad
to form company to engage in the
mining of emeralds. He cannot break
himself OF the habit of working with
green things.
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1902-07-25
AS If It Were possib,.

Clarlbel-I wonder what that crea.
ture meant?
Llzzie-What creature?
Claribel - Why. Tentworth Of
course When l told him everybody
SAID was improving in my singing.
ne SAID he was delighted to hear il
The ideai
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1902-07-25

That Cincinnati woman who is urg-
ing her sisters to adopt reform
dress that costs slips is in a fair
way to become very popular with the
sterner sex
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1902-07-25
Gone to His Uncle

Charlie de Broke-I suppose. Miss
Roxy, you are aware that for come
time my heart has not been in INV
possession?
MISS Roxy-Why, Mr.. de Broke
mad no idea you could borrow money
on that, too.
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1902-07-25

(, The Chicago miikman who dis
proved the charge that he sold poor
milk by exhibiting in court half doz-
an fat babies fed from his dairy prod
ict knew the value of circumstantial
evidence.
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1902-07-25
No Need of 49,, -.

In some OIL the oriental countries
woman feels disgraced if she allows
her face to be seen in public"
Yes, answered Miss Peppery: '"and
after seeing some of their faces
quite agree with them"
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1902-07-25

VIII the yachting experts kindly 20.
ice tnat IT was an American boat that
won In European waters also?
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1902-07-25

Frankfort, Kentucky, is somewhat
alarmed over the wonderful prepon-
derance of female babies there. This
is the first intimation ever given that
such thing as too many Kentucky
girls could be possible.
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1902-07-25
Better Than Admonitio,

Mrs. Springs How careful your
little boy is of his health! My boy
is constantly running out in all sorts
OF weather, without his overcoat, no
matter what | say. How do you man
age?"
Mrs. Briggs-When my boy catches
cold | give him cod liver oil.
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1902-07-25

Now that a learned Judge of Jersey
City has defined the making of goo
goo eyes as an attention without in
tentions the world can go on with a
new sense of security.
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1902-07-25

probably it was remorse that drove
the author of "Goo-Goo Eyes" to
drink.
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1902-07-25
Pass the Pie

Did you make these pies?"
Yes; and 1 suppose you are going
70 say you'll have to get a hammer
to break them?"
NO; there's only one objection"
!, Pshaw! Perhaps they're not like
tnose your mother used to maker"
wrong again. They're not big
enough."-Judge.
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1902-07-25

A pickle trust with $4,000, 900 CAPT
tai mas been formed. This is one of
the sourest doses of all.
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1902-07-25

probably you think you know what
perityphlitis is, but do you know how
to pronounce it?
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1902-07-25

raris Is still patiently waiting for
simon Sam to unpack his SIC, 900 900.
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1902-07-25

Kipling has rescinded his Gift Of a
uriii nan TO Nottingham. Perhaps the
NAiasers were using it for ping-pong.
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1902-07-25

me crown of Great Britain is like
hing Edwards vermiform appendage
lin detached state.
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1902-07-25

I have been asking myself all the
while whether it is on account of
the umbrella or my company that
may accompany you"
1T is neither 1t is on account of
my new hat"
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1902-07-25

IL will be by no means an insignif-
cant accomplishment for the king to
disappoint the superstitious.
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1902-07-25

IL Is fortunate reformer whose
promises are not followed by heavy
crop of apologies.
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1902-07-25
Nipped.e

Kraft-The boss promised to give
me a raise in my salary next week.
Newitt-Sorry, old man, but
haven't got a cent to lend.
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1902-07-25

It is not difficult to trace the origin
OF King Edwards ailment. He was
member of twenty clubs, most of
which had men cooks.
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1902-07-25

We are not likely soon to forget
that King Edward remembered the
poor of London even while the sur
geon's knife placed his crown in the
balance
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1902-07-25

Is it not trifie late to worry over
the religion of George Washington?
George was rather useful and re-
spectacle citizen. and the chances are
that he has been well taken care of.
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1902-07-25
As Ely catchers.

A few months ago Janus Prus-
sian general was inspecting some mil
itary stables
What do I see there?" he said in
tones OF thunder to sergeant Cob
webs?"
yes, SIR" was the respectful re-
ply; we keep them there to catch
the h1es and prevent their teasing
the horses"
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1902-07-25

They say it was overwork that made
King Edward sick, but he may have
had look at Alfred Austin's ode be-
fore It was given out for publication.
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1902-07-25
Safety Valve With MuffIer.

gins to blow off, tne excess stear
in its boiler through the safety
waive, These valves are invariably
used on all steam boilers, SO as to
reduce to a minimum the danger of
explosions. In the device shown in
'he cut the steam as it escapes blows
up through the central portion of the
valve, but instead of blowing directly
INTO the air is caught in little semi.
circular hood and DETECTED down.
ward the noise being reduced to a
minimum, 1t is claimed that the de.
vice here shown is used on 131 rail.
roads.
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1902-07-25

The first winner at the interna-
tional yacht races at KieI was the
Uncle Sam. There's something in
name now and then.
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1902-07-25

Mary MacLane is going direct from
Butte to Boston. Is this from the
sublime to the ridiculous or vice
versa?
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1902-07-25

IL is not true that love makes all
Chings easy, 1t makes us choose the
most difficult George Elliot.
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1902-07-25

Richard Harding Davis says the
Spanish. empire is not tottering. King
Aifonso's legs must be good deal
stronger than they look.
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1902-07-25

nation that becomes drunk with
prosperity is sure to wake up with a
headache.
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1902-07-25

The postponement of the corona
tion was great blow to the peeresses
VINO had provided themselves with
new gowns.
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1902-07-25

A New York merchant advertises
real pseudo panama hats" The ca
liabilities of the language continue to
be unreasonable.
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1902-07-25

The automobiles in the Kansas
wheat district cannot pass each other
In the lanes on account of the now
ing machines.
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1902-07-25

The combination of a Kansas farm
er' shotgun and harvest field an
pears to have solved the tramp ques-
ton.
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1902-07-25

No matter what the scoffers say, the
TACT remains that the girl graduate is
as clever as she is pretty, which is
saying good deal.
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1902-07-25

automatic Poultry-Feedina Device.
If the apparatus shown in the ar.
companying drawing accomplishes
the purpose for which it was de.
signed it will mean a large savino j.
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1902-07-25

The pessimist VINO reads of that
stabbing ARRAY between two of our
schoolgirls may be pardoned for ex-
claiming, whittier are we drifting?"
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1902-07-25

Sleeve tucks are let loose a. 49,,
elbow to give the necessary fuIlne ehe
at the forearm. iulineSs
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1902-07-25

PaIr Lace Curtains FREE with 1a cakes c-eon-
'' 1'rrigAn Co.. at Bowen GVe SS Sa9 % Per
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1902-07-25
E. M. BURKE.
BUILDING MATERIAL
A]IO FRANKLIN Ave-. Houston. To-.

OPIUM WHISKY ana other o-1o
ID. M. Woo 9o1k and references FRE Mant the
WOOA1LEXs Box 81. AtiaDt Dr.
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1902-07-25

J. T. WALKER, Publisher.
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1902-07-25
Wit and Hunor
Nature Would Do IL.

1t was in the far south.
"HOW'S times?" asked the touI
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1902-07-25

Gbe 8ree 8elt asoutna
J. 7. WALKER, Publisher
ELSH, LOUISIAN
Paris is still patiently waiting 10
simon Sam to unpack his 1O,00O, 900.
probably it was remorse that droy
me author of "Goo-Goo Eyes" 4
drink.
A nation that becomes drunk will
prosperity is sure to wake up with ;
headache.
PROBABLY you think you know what
Perltyphlitis is, but do you know how
70 pronounce it?
IL Is fortunate reformer whose
promises are not followed by a heavy
crop of apologies.
The crown of Great Britain is like
hing Edwards vermiform appendage
in detached state.
pickle trust with 100000 600 cant
tai has been formed This is one of
the sourest doses of ALL
It will be by no means an insignifi-
nj ich 20,
disappoint the superstitious.
VIII the yachting experts kindly So
tice that 1t was an American boat that
won in European waters also?
klpling has rescinded his Gift If a
drill hall to rockingham. Perhaps the
villagers were using it for ping-ponp.
The combination of a Kansas farm
er, shotgun and harvest field an
pears to have solved the tramp cues
ton.
Mary MacLane is going direct from |
Butte to Boston. Is this from the
sublime to the ridiculous or vice
versa?
The postponement of the corona
ton was great blow to the peeresses
VINO had provided themselves with
new gowns
the automobiles in the Kansas
wheat district cannot pass each other
IN the lanes on account of the now
ing machines.
|
New York merchant advertises
real pseudo panama hats" The ca
papli1ties of the language continue to
be unreasonable.
No matter what the scoffers say the
fact remains that the girl graduate is
as clever as she is pretty, which is
saying good deal.
It is not difficult to trace the origin ,
II King Edwards ailment. He was
member of twenty clubs, most of
which had men cooks. =
The first winner at the interna- o
lonal yacht races at Kiel was the t
Jncle Sam. There's something in O
anne now and then.
~NASAA"A ~ A'di ulHS OdVlS says the
parish. empire is not tottering. King
-fonso's legs must be a good deal t.
tronger than they look tc
We are not likely soon to forget
lat King Edward remembered the til
Dor of London even while the sur.
cons knife placed his crown in the Ell
alance.
Patrick F. Sheedy has gone abroad
form company to engage in the
lining of emeralds. He cannot break
mself OF the habit of working with
cen things.
That Cincinnati woman who is urg.
her sisters to adopt a reform
ess that costs slips is in a fair
" to become very popular with the 4
,rner sex.
An Englishman travelling in Siberia
$ astonished to find that "all r.
tsk should have gone out of town
the summer just as If it weresNew
rk or Naples -
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Thousands of Tomato and Cab
bage plants for sale at Clevenger's
garden.
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AUTHORS BL.UNDERS.
some Mistakes In which the Moon,
Sum and Wind Figure.

The moon proves a terrible pltfall to
most writer's. Wilkie Collins once per-
formed the marvellous feat Of making
It rise In the west. Rider Haggard, In
"King Solomon's Mines" relies for the
effective rendering of one of his most
thrilling scenes upon an eclipse OF the
new moon.
Coleridge placed a star between the
horns OF the crescent moon, forgetting
that to be visible In such position the
star would have to be between the
earth and the moon or, say, 100000
miles away only.
Next TO the moon perhaps the sun Ii
responsible for more glaring errors
than any single concrete cause. Al
the beginning OF certain famous nov
el. the title of which few years back
was in everybody's mouth, an Invalid
characters room was said TO nave
been lighted by one window looking
directly toward the east. Yet ut the
end OF the book, when the Invalid dies,
the author wishing to make him de-
part this life In a flood of glory, sur
fuses this eastern Widowed room with
"the red glare of the setting SUM-"
Kingsley, too. made one of his heroes
row out into the eastern ocean after
the setting sun. But even this glaring
absurdlty has been capped. In novel
published by well known firm there
occurs the following passage, the scene
| being laid on board big sailing ship:
"IIow's the windY asked the skip
per. East-northeast,' replied the mate,
glanclng at the masthead pennant,
which was streaming blithely In the
| direction Indicated" So that In the
world according to novelists. we
should not only find the sun setting In
the east but pennants would STREAM
against the direction of the prevailing
wind.
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SLEEPING HEROES.
Mighty Men of the Past That Are
Expected to Return.

Expected TO Return.
Is there any race that has not Its
sleeping hero? A correspondent re-
Gently pointed out that the time for tho
fulalment of the prophecy that the
tenth of Krishna will restore to India
her independence Is near at hand, and
every nation has some such savior to
whom the people look. West country
rustlcs still believe that Arthur did not
die, but sleeps in Avalon, and that In
the hour of Brltain's need he Will
awake, deliver the land and restore
the golden age. In Germany 1t Is a
popular belief that Charles V. will
some day wake from his enchanted
sleep to reign over Germany. Spain,
Portugal, Denmark, Belgium and Hol-
land. Thousands of French peasants
hold that Napoleon is only sleeping
and that at some future time he will
reappear and rule. And Mr.. Newbolt
has enshrIned the Devon legend that
Drake is only listening for the drum.
The Irish pcasantry steadfastly re-
fuse to believe that Mr. Parnell Is
really dead They assert that his death
was ruse, that he was an Interested
spectator OF his own funeral and that
when the time comes he will emerge
from retirement to give Ireland her In
dependence. Every true Moslem be-
lieves that when antlchrlst appears
Mohammcd Mohadi Will awake and
conquer him. A Moorish legend de-
clares that Bobadil el Chico sleeps
spellbound near the Alhambra and
that one day he will awake to re-es-
tablish the Moors as rulers OF Grana-
da. The Servlans look TO King Lager,
slain by the Turks in 1880, as their
final hope, and should Switzerland be
again threatened by tyrants Swiss
folklore declares that the three MEM
bers of the Tell family who are sleep
Ing at RutIll. near the Fierwald-
Staten See. will rise from their en-
chanted slumber and maintain the
freedom Of the land.-London Chroni-
fia
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THE LAMBERTVILLE RECORD
WEDNESDAY, JULY 23, 1902.
FOOD AND THE SEXES.
The Male Human Needs to Eat More
Than the Female.

Than the Female.
According to a writer in the Lancet,
the male human needs more food than
the female not only on account Of his
larger stature, but also because he Is
the more katabollc of the two. The
man tends TO expend energy and the
woman to store 1t up In the form Of
fat; he burns the faster. This sexual
difference shows itself In the very
blood. The man has a larger percent
age of chromocytes than the woman,
showing that he needs proportionate-
ly larger quantity of oxygen In order
to maintain his more active combus-
ton, q fact which one may associate
with his comparative freedom from
chlorosis. Moreover, weight for weight,
his pulmonary capacity is greater than
that of the woman, whose smaller re-
splratory need Is further shown by tho
facility with which she can without
discomfort diminish her breathing
power by means of the corset.
1.-THE great contrast between the
metabollc activity of the two sexes"
continues the writer, "was forcibly
brought home to me by military dis
play given by Il troop Of dusky ANA
IONS, with whom were also few male
warriors. The women, In spite of their
daily exertIons. were all rounded and
plump, some very much so no single
muscle showing through the skin, and
1t was noticed that their movements.
though full of grace, lacked energy
and go The men, on the other hand,
were spare, their muscles standing out
plainly under the shiny skin, and they,
In further contrast with the women.
displayed a truly amazing agility,
bounding about and whirling round In
most astounding fashion. The wom-
en-, In short, were essentially anabolic,
and the men were katabolie. j may
here draw attention to the fact that
men nrc apt to be larger meat eaters
than women. just as they are, possibly
In consequence of this very fact, more
prone to drink alcohol and to smoke
tobacco"
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When a Hopi maiden decides which
of the eligible young men of the tribe
she wishes TO marry, she goes and sits
In his house and grinds corn until he
is sufficiently impressed by her indus
try to marry her.
After the ceremony, which Is an
elaborate one, the couple go to live In
the wife's house II she tires OF her
husband, she can obtain divorce by
merely throwing his saddle out OF the
house After marriage the house, fields
and all their property except the herds
belong TO the wife.
The Hops are indulgent parents.
The right OF the children TO do as
they please is never questioned.
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disturbed the Peace.

"She disturbed my peace Of mind"
Howl
Gave me a piece of hers. detroit
Free Press
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81 VIII tell yoa how 10 work II" said
q woman. whose figure showed abe
would be tired by standing. 20 a com
psnlou So u Broadway car. when
there is 10 vacant seat. watch for two
men who ARE 10 conversation and
stand right 10 front d them.
zach one viii want bis friend 10
think be Ia very polite. - both u them
will jump right Up aud offer their
seats That's the way %. and u nsy.
CT fails New York HeFsia
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io.22 In Ia, ~ fsstnrdsys only, 6.07 and s27
~. sunday. as m, s.t7 y. m. For Phillips
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9@ek4Asa Asffss ESs~T ssS NV tsfsSY fsa-
tfti Railroads ~ f@nA@ttpsiis witA FAsssisx.
tan Railroad. Al ffshtsB sith tfaias w. aH4 ffSla
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For fHfhsf isfsfssligb. sss ti6a6-fGhlss skfeh
car ~ ssssis.si a. he tIekst sfsses.
]. r. WOOD,
General Passenger Agsai.
J. o. HUTCHINSON.
General Manager
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MONEY WANTED.

Secured bv First Mortgages upon improved
property, insurance as collateral 1900 4lhO0,
sl50o. s7h0-6 per cent. interest.
FOR SALE.
IN COUNTRY
Well located property near Il r. Depot, ~
acres, fruit mansion house and outbuildings
all newly painted. Cheap. Terms easy
Farm Of 70 acres, good buildings, lasting
water, nicely located suitable. for fruit and
trucking. Easy terms 10 right party, Inn
mediate possession. Price $500,
IN LAMBKRrvIILE.
House and lot, q Elm 81, 8 rooms and
kitchen Cheap.
House and lot Delevan St,--iot 50xias, brick
house, $ rooms and in excellent repair Cheap.
Apply to
O. I. BLACKWELL.
Cor Corysll ana Union sta,
- LAMBERTvILLE, N. J..
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THE GRIP EPIDEMIC.

The Disease More Prevalent than Ever and
Quite as Fatal. The best Treatment.
The grip has surprised the doc
tors and health authorities this season
by its rapid spread and by some novel
symptoms. While it spares nobody
it is proving especially dangerous to
middle-aged and elderly persons. In
many cases either fatal onset of
pneumonia, or a complete breakdown
of health and strength, is apt to fol-
low an attack of grip.
The wise course for all is preven-
ton. BY wearing Benson's Porous
Plaster on the chest and back you
protect the lungs from cold and chill
and with ordinary care) you are
safe from grip.
For those who are already suffer-
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