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Mrs Henry Olive has returned from
Clayton, where she visited Mrs. ]. G.
Barbour and other relatives.
Mrs. John S. Primrose of New York,
sailed a few days ago on the steamship
Pretoria for a three months visit to her
old home in Hamburg, Germany.
Miss Louise Pittenger has gone to
Rocky Mount, where she will be guest
at house party given by Mrs. John
Battle.
Mr.. w. w. Vass returned yesterday
to Virginia Beach, where his sister, Miss
Eleanor Vass, and his aunt, Miss Nc
Daniel, are spending the summer.
Mr. and Mrs. Shaw passed through
yesterday morning to Rocky Mount,
where they will make their home. They
are just returning from their bridal tour
through the North.
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Miss Sadie Hood, of Durham, came
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The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1902-11-02

would find about dozen Fellow-Citi-
zens without Overcoats who had come
in to get Warm. He would arise and
explain why Cuba was entitled to JUS
tice and that all Wealth belonged to
the Common People, but he never eX-
planned to the Boys how they could go
out that same Evening and get their
Part of it.
After every Meeting he would take
the Gang down into a Thirst Parlor
and buy Fusel Oil in order to convince
them that he was the Man entitled to
handle their Money Inasmuch as they
paid no Taxes, they all seemed willing
to take a Chance.
Although the great Body of Voters
was Indifferent and failed to Register,
one Fact was most encouraging to the
Candidate. From the first to the last
of his Campaigning, every Voter he
met was with him and with him
Strong. He could not find any one
who was in favor of the corrupt and
mercenary Antagonist. So he figured
that although the Vote would be light
he would get about SO per cent. of it,
The Election was about as exciting
as a Quaker Meeting. Now and then
some one sauntered up to a Polling
Place and went back into the Pantry
and marked his Ballot and then dug
out without tipping anything off. 1t
was useless to hand out 81 Bills in the
interest of Good Government because
there was no way of keeping Tab.
Two Men, seven Boys. and one Can
didate waited at Headquarters for the
Returns. About 10 p. m. the Benefac-
tor who had drawn Pictures of himself
sitting in the Leather Chair learned
that he had been showed good and
proper He went away crushed by
, the Public Calamity and wondering
why he was the only Person on earth
! who had been willing to labor for the
! General Good.
Next Morning the Sun came up as
! Usual. On that bright crisp Day OF
| Indian Summer the only one who re-
membered anything about an Election
was blear-eyed Man looking over the
/ Stubs in his Check Book.
| MORAL: If the Off Candidate
! keeps quiet, no one will know he has
been Licked.
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and permitted the Use of his Name as
soon as he had it figured out to him
that by freezing on to the Interest on
Public Funds he could rake off about
10000 Louies per Annum. AS soon as
the free and untrammeled Convention
had named him by Acclamation, he
fought his Way through the Cigar
Smoke and made a Speech of Accept
ance. He said that he had only one
Object in Life and that was to give
the Taxpayer a Square Deal, and
Trusts were a growing Danger, likewise
it was our duty to spread the Bless
ings of Freedom in the far-off Islands
of the Pacific, inasmuch as a reason
able Tariff Revision seemed impera-
tive, because the Workman had a right
to organize in the interests of Arbitra-
ton. All of which could be accom-
plshed if the Sovereign Voters would
rally around him and on the 4th day
of next November, with their Ballots,
as fall the Snow Flakes, strike Terror
to the Hearts of all Despoilers of Lib
erty. In other Words, he wanted to
be County Treasurer.
Now, the off Year in Politics is no
Hungarian Joke to the Mark who has
kissed goodbye to his Shekels and
taken a Gamblers Chance. He wants
to hold down a Leather Chair in a
Mahogany Office in the County Build
ing and have a Push Bell in front of
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bound be tn rules iv tn game because
it's again tn rules iV tn game. Put
away tn tall hat, niver mind tn cups
an saucers, tell Ma to pack up her
things an take III girls off to her
mothers. Pah an tn boys ar-re goin'
to have a riv'lution.
"Th' Irish wud have no throuble with
tn English if tn English were Irish.
TIL throuble wit Englishmen governin'
Ireland is that they're English. An
Englishman niver gets to know an
Irishman. They don't speak tn same
language. An Englishman can undher-
stand German, a Turk, a Chinyman,
q naygur, or an Indian, but he don't
know any more what an Irishman is
tallSin' an thinkin' about thin what tn
angels in Hiven ARE sayin'. What's
tn use iV con-versin' with him? Give
him a belt in tn jaw. That's a Ian
guage so gin'rally understand that We
niVer need a pocket ditchnry to make
it out. An Irishman is always dhream-
in dhreams. If We cud get into tn
mind iv a hungry Irishman an a hun
cry Englishman, ye'd find tn Irish
man was thinkin' about a banket iv
tn Gods with him in seat number wan
singin' song, an tn Englishman was
refiictin' on tn smell iv tn thripe down
tn sthreet.
IAN Englishman don't know they'se
amy such things as wrongs in TIL
wurruld. He sets down in front Nv his
dinner an says he to himsilf: What a
jolly wurruld this is! What an awf'lly
beastly jolly wurruld! Ivrybody is hap
py Anybody that kicks does it FIR ex-
ercise. / can't see a spot where tn
wurruld needs improvement. It's such
a complete job l must have done it
mesilf. Very civil iv me. What TIL
doose is that man over there spoutin'
pothry about? He's a loonytick Put
him out. Why, he's pintin' a gun at
ME. Well, p'raps I'd betther listen to
him.
Mind We. Hinnissy. I amt in favor
iv dinnymite. Far firm it. Aven an
Englishman was niver improved by be-
in blown UP. Or I'll put ii this way:
I'm in favor iv dinnymite but not in
favor iv its goin' off. They always
ought to be little iv 1t undher an
Englishman's chair. Thin we cud go
up to him an say: Things is goin'
badly in Ireland an somethin' mus be
done. Place to sign this paper an re-
dhress our wrongs Wrongs says he.
What ARE wrongs?' he says 1t wud
take too long to explain, says me- We
viii only say they'se a bunch iv joynt
powder undher ye'er chair that may
go off amy minyit. Sign here
Il amt a Feenyan, dye mind, though
l was, an l amt a Gamma Gael.
though We can't prove it be me, but /
niver in me life see anything done
without thoy was a gun-play some
where concealed in IT, Hiven f'rbid
that / shud want anything to hap
pen 10 those dear cousins iv ours
acrost tn sea. / wudden't bring A
tear TO tn blue eye iv lawn Hay l
don't believe In too much foorce. hut
we've always got 10 flavor tn porrilge
with 1t. I'd have a little constichoo-
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him and a Box of Perfectos on the
RollTop and draw about Samoleons
a Minute while the cheap Help does
all the Heavy Work.
OF every 10 Patriots who are now
throwing vitrified Brick at the Money
Power, at least are hoping that some
day the grateful Voters will rise up
and compel them to use Leather
Chairs.
AS for the would-be Treasurer, after
he had spent $500 to see his Picture
on' Telegraph Poles and had bought
Tickets to some S5 Social Hops, to say
nothing of what he had slipped the
Boss, he felt that if he did not land
in the County Building the whole Fab
rio of the Government would begin to
unraVel
Under ordinary Conditions he was
a Chilly Proposition who failed to rec
ognize any one who did not wear a
Tall hat and belong to four or five
Clubs, But after the Lightning struck
him and he became the Peoples Choice,
he would tear across the Street to
shake Hands with all varieties of Trash
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1902-11-02

chinal agitation an a little foorce, a
sthreak iv wan an a sthreak iv tn
other, a polite request an a punch in
tn eye, an argymint an a kick, a
janial la-ad in Parlymint with a mel
low voice an a good ginteel accint, an
boy in corduroys behind a rock in
tn County Sligo to pint tn moral. /
wud shoot off tn mouth wan day an
tn blunderbuss tn mex. I'd have me
frind Tay Pay stand up in Parlymitn
an say. Gentlemen, We know I'm
STRONGLY again tn use iv foorce. TIL
name iV dinnymite fills me with alb
horrence an tn explosion iv a fire.
cracker gives me tn jumps. AS a rale
oil English gintleman in a long coat
to rale OF English gintlemen in long
coats. as between fellow subjicks iv
tn King, that dear good man whom
all revere, plead with We to do justice
to tn fair land iv mine which l often
see on tn maps as l come down to tn
House., he says. Go to tn divvle.
says tn Right Hon'rable Arthur
James Balfour. They amt enough
justice to go around amongst us now,
an why wud we be THROWN it away
on a nice polite people like yep says
he. L f'rgot to add, says Tay Pay,
that frind iv mine is settin' in tn
gallry with a bag containin' about
thirty pounds iv up-with-ye,' he says.
He has jus wrote me a note sayin
that his arm is tired an wud I mind
II he tossed tn bag down to We, he
says. I'm greatly grieved with tn ac-
ton iv me fellow counthryman, but his
name is OBrien, an l can't control
him. he says. so here I go FIR tn
flre escape he says, an he says, If
ven bring tn pa-apers with We he
says, we might discuss tn terms Nv
tn settlement as we climb down., he
says.
That's my policy, Hinnissy, an it's
been tn policy iv all other great
statesmen. Niver start a riv'lution
without gun. Niver ask a man FIR
anything unless We can make him
think ye're lfble to take it annyhow.
My wrongs ARE my wrongs, an it's
little We mind thin until they begin
to hurt We. If I'm sick in me room up
stairs, We don't care, but whin / begin
hollerin' and jumpin' on tn flure an
knockin' tn plasth'rin down on yeer
head, yen sind FIR the doctor I'd have
all tn Numbers iv Parlymint wear
black coats, but they ought to be ready
to peel thin off at a minyits notice
an show up ready FIR business in red
shirts. FIR. Hinnisy, IrelandH niver
get anything firm England but a
threaty iv peace"
Il wondher will England liver free
Ireland" asked Mr.. Hennessy.
"Niver." said Mr.. Dooley. What
talk have We! No man wants it that
way. England will niver free Ireland,
but some day, if we make il INTEREST
in enough FIR her she'll have to free
England iv Ireland. An thatll be all
right"
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wanted before they found it out for
themselves. He couldn't have been
elected Constable on his own Hook as
he had a Record that included Grave
Robbing Brace Faro and Second-Story
Work SO the only thing left for him
to do in Politics was to name the Can
didates and then. If the Combination
went through get first Whack at the
Contracts and put all of his High
Binders on the Pay-Roll.
He was editorially roasted but. Just
the same, when a Representative Citi-
zen wanted to run for anything he
found it advisable to go around and
place himself Right with the frog
faced Boss.
He was a Modest Man, was the Cam
paigner with the lS-inch Neck He did
not ask to have his Picture on any
Transparencies. When a cut-and-dried
Programme was being pulled off. he
never made any Speeches from the
Platform. If he had anything to say he
said il in a husky Whisper and up an
Alley. All of his Spouting was done by
Proxy, for he had on his STAFF several
14-karat Lawyers each of whom hoped
TO be States Attorney some day when
the Voters We're not looking.
This eminent Disciple of the String
Game was the one who picked out the
Candidate for County Treasurer There
was another Aspirant who had a Pc
tition signed by $4,000 Property own
ers, but when it came to a show down
at the Primaries he had only II votes
and of those We're thrown out by the
Judges because one OF the would be
Delegates had his Name mis-spelled
Which shows what can be done to the
Independent when he tries to buck the
Machine.
The Candidate for County Treasurer
yielded to the entreaties of his Friends
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1902-11-02
MR.. DOOLEY ON
THE IRISH QUESTION.
BY F. P. DUNE,
Author of Observations by Mr.. Dooley."
Copyright, 1902 by Robert Howard Russell.

They was gr-reat ructions in tn
House iv Commons tn other day."
said Mr.. Dooley.
What about?" asked Mr.. Hennessy.
About our downthrodden land
said Mr.. Dooley Not this wan which
we're downthroddin' ourselves, but that
little green imrald island iv tn OPP
prissed acrost tn sea. l can't make
out what twas all about on'y wan iv
tn good lads asst tn Right Hon rable
Arthur James Balfour, a long legged
Scotchman with side whiskers, wud he
or wud he not give day to tn discus
sion iv tn state iv Ireland. He wud
not. says tn Right Hon rable Arthur
James Balfour. Divvle tn day We'll,
then, says tn good fellow with TIL fine
name iv O'Donnell, seem that 1 can
get no justice FIR me beloved coun-
thry, l will. with tn kind permission
iv tn Speaker an not angrily but in
sperit iv parlyminthry propriety,
step acrost tn hall, maxim a ginyfiix-
ion to tn Speaker on tn way over,
shake me fist in ye'er face, thus an
lave tn room. he says An he done
it. TIL OF oak hall iv Wesminsther
nanny like it. TIL air was filled with
cries iv Shame, Splendid O'Donneu
aboo,' while tn Right Hon rable Arthur
James Balfour set in his chair his face
livid but smilin, tn Speaker tugged
narvously at his overskirt an felt iv
his frizzes an siv'ral iv tn more vilent
Numbers iv tn Irish party took off
their hats an put thin on again in
token iV their rage. 1t was some min
yits befure tn House raysumed its
nap. Thus was another Irish riv'lu-
ton brought to a SUCCESSFUL con-clu-
sion.
''Twas a great day FIR tn race,
Hinnissy l thought whin l begun to
read tn pa'aper an see tn name
ODonnell; We'll, here's where tn
Right Hon'ra bic Arthur James Balfour
gets good smack in tn eye They're
fghtin' breed, tn O'Donneps, though
niver match FIR us, an no n4mber
Nv tn family that l liver knew cud get
his fist within an inch iv a mans nose
without LAWN it go two inches fur
Their. Says l to mesilf: Go it, O'Don-
nell, me boy. Eight to wan on We But
mol Ne'er a blow was sthruck TIL race
Nv ODonnells has changed. They're no
longer tn burly boys with tn pike an
IN scythe. They're FIR riv'lution, but
don't uset tn tay-things. They no
more attimpt to catch tn Speakers eye
with tn thumb. They're in favor il
ireeln Ireland, but with tn permits
SION " tn comfy on rules. It's right.
100 Hinnissy. I'm opposed to Whence
IN amy form We mus be pathrites.
put we must first iv all be gintlemen.
Aither We, me dear Alphonse
But whin ! come to think Nv it, I
guess perhaps I'm wrong. Ye can't be
rlNoluuonist in a silk hat an
phg coat. RiV'lution is wurruk f'r tn
SHIRT sleeves. A rivlution can't be
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and ask them how everything seemed
to be going.
AS a Rule they did not know what
he was driving at, for in an OF Year
the Candidate who has made power
full Ante is the only Mortal who is
dead sure that there is going to be
an Election. The general run Of the
Public was watching the price of Coal
and trying to guess the Football
Scores, so that when the Laboring
Mans Friend began his Canvass he
was appalled, at the General Apathy.
The very Foundations of our blood
bought Institutions were being under
mined by the loathsome Opposition and
no one seemed to care a Continental.
When the Popular Choice for County
Treasurer appeared at a Hall to make
an Address showing why the Panama
Canal was a Necessity and how Ire
lands Wrongs would be righted if only
he could land as County Treasurer, he
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1902-11-02
MEMS CLOTHING GffHr BETTER SORT

Nobmemo udrowIke onOd nbu
rtnh eyembe6
We
makmg; that none b ldtwa dmp
promise; that the tailoring
6hg
sand b@pdneda which
rspwto ntd better erneT id
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Do Business Men Think of Thi.s

The money that you spend away from
home never comes back any more"
Do business men think of this?
Take you, for instance. Have you
ever bought an article away from home
because it was a few cents cheaper
than you could get at home that you
did not feel that you were retarding
the growth of your city by injuring
the business of Its citizens?
1t saves little, If anything, to send
your orders away, or to buy your sup
plies away from home. Such a sys-
tenn indirectly hurts you, no matter
who you are. And it works direct
harm to your fellow citizens, who have
taxes to pay, rent to pay, employees
to pay. and other charges to meet.
This applies to all lines of business,
but in this special advertisement it is
intended to refer to the thousands of
dollars worth of printing, Autograph
ing and blank book work which is
sent away every month by Savannah
business houses.
Think of it!
lIOuSdHuS Ol QOlldTS worth ROlnE
to other printing houses in other cities
when there are more than a dozen
good ones here. able to 40 much more
work than they are doing if they had
it to do.
The more work these concerns have
to do the more people they have to
employ, and these people, as a matter
of course, become buyers. They be-
come customers of the shoe houses,
the dry goods houses, the grocery
houses, the drug houses, and, indeed,
about all lines of business feel the
impetus which increased buyers give.
The Morning News printing, litho-
graphing, blank book and bindery is
one of the best in the country. 1t has
Autograph plant sufficiently large to
handle all of the work in Savannah.
And it will do ii as well and as rea-
sonable as any reputable concern in
the United States.
The Morning News has striven to
give Savannah a home plant. The
class Of work turned out by il speaks
for itself.
If It is satisfactory. there is no real
reason why any of this work should
find its way to other cities. None
whatever.
Should business men encourage IL?
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1902-11-02

Once there was a Man who belonged
to all the Secret orders and looked like
an Irishman and had a German Name
and employed a lot of Swede Help, so
he received the Nomination for County
Treasurer.
He was nominated the Night before
the Convention by a large red Mind
Reader who knew what the Peo0le
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1902-11-02

Three trains daily to Brunswick, via
Atlantic Coast Line, leaving at 8 u.
m, S;45 a. m, and $3.50 a. M; arriving
Brunswick sos p. m, 2:50 p. M. and
a. m, respectively. Returning trains
leave Brunswick via Southern Railway
at 1905 p. m, 4;45 a. m. and 9:05 D. m. |:
arriving Savannah $40 p. M. 9:35 a.
m. and 1850 a. m. Superior service
is offered in connection with these
schedules. See ticket agents, De Soto
Hotel and Union. Station.-ad.
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Atlanta Coast Line wiu sell rnnr

Atlantic Coast Line will sell round
trip tickets to ValdostA for the Geor-
gia State Fair from Savannah at rate
1922, which includes admission cou-
pom to the Fair grounds. Tickets to be
sold oct. 20. to Nov. 8. inclusive. good
TO return until Nov. 10. Go and see
the great show.-ad.
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WEST END LINE
(Lincoln Park.)

IF YOU WANT GOOD MATERIAL
and work. order your Autographed ana
printed stationery and bank books
from Morning News. Savannah. Ga.
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it would not be surprising II she were
to become very we'll known through a
different kind of art-that of writing
than she first planned for herself.
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THuNDERBoLT LINE.

City Market to Casino via Brough-
ton, st. Julian, Habersham and Boil
ton Street Junction.
Beginning at 700 a. m, cars leave
the City Market for Thunderbolt ev-
cry Is minutes, until 200 p. m. after
which time cars leave every 10 min
utes.
Cars leave Bolton Street Junction
Is minutes after leaving time at City
Market.
Beginning at 7:os a. m. cars leave
Thunderbolt for the city every Is
minutes, until 2:25 p. m, after which
time cars leave every 10 minutes as
long as traffic warrants
COLLINSvILLE LINE.
CFair Grounds and Dale Avenue.)
Beginning at 6:45 a. m. cars leave
Bolton and OFT streets every is min
utes. Returning, cars leave Estill
avenue, and Waters Road at $50 a.
m, and every Is minutes thereafter
connecting with cars on the Thunder
bolt Line. After 900 p. m. cars run
every 30 minutes.
WEST END LINE.
(Lincoln Park.)
Beginning at 1920 a. M, cars leave
west side of City Market every 40
minutes until HOO a. m, after which
cars leave each terminal every 20
minutes until midnight.
G. o. NAGLE,
Manager.
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Miss Carolyn Wells has the distinc-
ton of being the author of eight books
published in the present season. Cy-
rus Townsend Brady, G. A. Henty and
S. r. Crockett may we'll look to their
laurels as champion long distance writ
ers. Miss Wells books, however, are
none of them long. They are made up
of bits of humorous verse, stories for
children, etc. Not long ago Miss Wells
confessed to getting her inspiration for
writing from eating different kinds CT
candy. With eight different kinds of
books on the market at once, her
friends will begin to fear for health.
1t is not at all good for girls to eat
so much or so many kinds of sweets.