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The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-08-21

had suffered 81 years. In Fountain CITY.
Wis, 1t cured Hon. Jacob Sexauer, gem
tleman of seventy, who suffered for SO
years. In Perrysburg, Ohio, it cured a
gentleman 70 years old. In Heron Lake,
Mimi, 1t cured Mrs. John Gehr, who had
suffered for 80 years. Rev. c. SIfnd, Of
Harrisville, Wis, tested this remarkable
one who had suffered Is and the other
70 years, both were completely cured In
St Louis, Mo-, it cured Mr.. F. Faeber of
the ConcOrdia Publ. House. In VandaIfa
Ills, 1t cured Mrs. Mary E. Sayles, IS
years OF age, who was SO crippled that
she could not dress herself. In Benning-
ton, VI, 1t cured an old man whom the
pest physicians of Worms and Frankfurt
Germany. called incurable. This old gen
tleman had walked for 20 years on
crutches, both legs having been lame He
can now walk like a young man Even
prominent physicians had to admit that
Gloria Tonic" is a positive success
among them DR.. Quintero, of the Univer,
S1ty OF Venezuela, to whom it was rec
commended by the United States Consul.
IN thousands of other instances the result
mas been the same. 1t cured many cases
which deied Hospitals, Drugs, Electricity.
ana Medical Skill, among them persons
over rs years old.
Mr.. Smith will send trial box also his
Illustrated book on rheumatism absolute
~ Tree OF charge to any reader of T h q
Glo e, Tor he Is anxious that every
noqy- should profit by his good fortune.
1t is remarkable remedy and there is
no doubt but that it will cure any case
OF rheumatism, no matter how severe il
may be. Mr.. Smiths address in fuII iS.
JOHN A. SMITH, S21 Germania Ride,
Milwaukee, Wis. - o.
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On the theory "that saving is believ-
ing, John A. Smith, of Milwaukee, wants
every one to try his remedy for the cure
OF rheumatism at his expense For that
reason he proposes to distribute %, 900
free boxes among all persons sending him
their address. Mr. Smith has suffered all
the agony and torture from rheumatism
tried all the remedies known and yet ut
terly failed to find relief
AT times he was so helpless that he
had to take morphine and after consider
able doctoring he gave up in despair. He
began studying into the causes of rheum-
at1sm and after much experimenting
nnaIly hit upon a combination of drugs
which completely cured him. The result
was so beneficial to his entire system
that he called his new found remedy
GLORIA Tonic" Those of his friends, rel
atlves and neighbors suffering from
rheumatism were next cured and Mr.
Smith concluded to offer his remedy to
the world. But he found his task a diff
hcult one, as nearly everybody had tried
a hundred or more remedies and they
couldn't be made to believe that there
was such thing as a cure for rheum-
atlsm. But an old gentleman from Sc
gum, Texas, wrote him saying if Mr.
Smith would send him sample he would
try 1t, but as he had suffered forty-one
years and wasted fortune with doctors
and advertised remedies, he wouldn't buv
anything more, until ahe knew it was
worth something. The sample was sent,
ne purchased more and the result was
astonishing. He was completely cured
This gave Mr.. Smith new idea and ever
since that time he has been sending out
free sample boxes to all who apply. In
Prosser, Neb., it cured a. lady Of 81 who
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-08-21
Cost Her Dear.

''Unele joe Cannon, the present
watchdog of the treasury by no means
confines his frugality to public affairs, but
employs it in his own A story about him
which may be the work of the well-known
BSgtroYato is going about Washington.
The story is that Uncle Joe'S daughter
demonstrated with him about the shabbi-
ness of his overcoat, and that he agreed
to please her by buying a new one, with
the strict proviso that he would not pay
more than SIS. The young lady visited the
tailor's by herself. but was unable to
please herself at a lower price than $50.
She accordingly arranged with the sales
man that he was to quote the parental
price to the parent and that she would
privately make up the residuary $35 On
her next visit with the wearer that was
to be the programme was faithfully car
ried out, and 'tUncle joe disappeared in
the direction of the capitol When he re-
appeared at dinner it was without the
garment.
why, papa. what have you done with
your oVercoat"
We'll, they were admiring it in the
House, and man offered me $25 for it.
and as I knew I could get another for SIS
let him have it. Philadelphia Times.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-08-21
The >jtraNs Of Death.


The regiment was settling down for
the night with some grumbling and
much profane testing, for Western vol
unteers possess a sense of humor SUI
pef1or to the most trying conditions.
Somewhere in the darkness in front.
the Filipinos were taking pot shots be-
tween their cigarettes, as an occasional
Ecu! attested.
There go the damn typewriters.
cried young private. Firing at fire.
HES, as usual. No sleep tonight"
TypeWriters" was a contemptuous
appellation given to the Fourteenth reg
ulars, because the popping of their
magazine guns in the distance slightly
resembled the noise of the machine of
peace.
Put your mouth on the safety
notch" ordered the captain from the
right of the company. They're send
ing out the outposts. Get their bear
lngs, so that you can shoot around
them If the ball opens up
Two men were receiving final in
structions from the colonel, previous
to venturing into the hostile country in
front. Sneak out about. two hundred
yards" ordered the officer, "and lie
low. If you see any signs of an attack.
try to get back and warn us. If YOU
can't get back. you must warn us some
how, and take your chances. No need
to tell you to be careful. You hold the
lives of many men in your hands. Good
luck, boys"
This sort Of work is called Cossack
outpost duty, and men detailed upon it
should not be men of family or nerves.
A few nights previously two nervous
men were detailed upon it. One of
them fired at white pariah dog. The
shot caused the Filipinos to concern
trate series of volleys lasting thirty
minutes In the direction Of the OUT
posts. The Americans awakened from
sound sleep and let go several unau-
thorized volleys. Consequently the two
nervous men, being between two fires.
were riddled with two kinds of ammu-
milton.
The two men detailed for this even
ing's work were Of different metal.
''Morituri tie salutamus, colonel, said
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-08-21
MAIL CLERK is IN TROUBLE.
H. s. Rogers Is Charged With Robbinq
Letters and Packages,

Harvey S. Rogers, a clerk in the en-
ploy of the mailing division of the
Minneapolis postoffice, was yesterday
arrested by Inspector H. T. Gregory, of
North Carolina division, on the charge
of ''secreting and embezzIing from the
United States mails"
Rogers was trapped on two decov
letters, one directed to Shakopee.
Mimi, and another to Sandstone,
Mimi. The former contained four ST
silver certificates, and the latter con-
tanned two 81 certificates.
Rogers has been in the employ of
the postal department of the govern
ment for the past fourteen. years. He
was arraigned yesterday afternoon be-
lore United States Commissioner Abb
bott, and was held on $4,000 bonds. He
win have his hearing this afternoon at
3 o'clock. Attorney Bond, of Bond &
Armstrong, appeared for the defend
ant, and Assistant United States Dis
tr1ct Attorney Al J. Smith appeared
for the government
He has already pleaded not guilty
TO the charge. E. r. Nesbitt, proprie-
tor Of the Berkeley hotel, went on
Rogers bond, and he was ACCORDINGLY
released. Rogers is unmarried. and
lives at 7O5 Nicollet avenue.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-08-21
OLD TIME BULLION !.
CLUB HAS AN OUTING
About 100 Excursionists Go Down the
River to the DaIies of st. Croix. Y.
and Make Merry. m

The "Old-Time Bullion club" under
the leadership Of George Harris and
Bill Sands, went down the river to the
Dalies of st. Croix yesterday on their
annual excursion. About 100 politi-
clans and prospective candidates for
ONCE boarded the boat early in the
morning and made exceeding merry
until late last night.
The culinary department was under
the supervision Of Jack sMelrose. of
bullion fame, and a vast quantity of his
delectable concoction was consumed.
In addition to the output Of others still
more widely advertised. When the
boat tied up on the st. Croix, the ex-
curslonists found everything in read
mess Tor them, and the afternoon was
spent as eachosaw fit until the arrival
of the hour for departure.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-08-21

one with a reckless laugh. With the
easy nonchalance of veterans they gave
the rifle salue, and, sliding over the
top of the trench, disappeared into the
night. 4 -.,..ao.4 .e .,f,
There go two good men," observed
the colonel.
The two men tiptoed across the dry
rice paddles each holding his rifle at
the ready There was no sound ex-
cept occasional hiss of a random
Of a rife.
Guess this is far enough" said one
OF them at length; here is a little hoI-
low. Why, it is almost as safe as the
trench" The other acquiesced with
a fa1nt nurmur, and they spraWled up
on the ground facing the enemys ter
| ritory.
Its a queer freak of fate that we
two should be detailed on this togeth-
err, observed the shorter of the two,
after avoiding each other so success
fully
Its damned queer, osbourne," re-
turned the other, s.but well have to
stand it,
TT is not that I would want a better
man for a tight place, Wade" said
Osbourne, but there is that one thing
yes, 1 know, YEARLY; that's the
trouble. If you We're not as good or
a better man than ], <there would be
no danger of Helen Barrett caring for
you"
1--WE We're good friends in the old
days, Billy" said Osbourne, rather
huskily; IF one of us only lc pod her
a little less"
mo go, Tom" replied the other.
ut is either her or hell for me- Our
friendship was a holy thing, but she
is above that. Would you"
No, you are right. It's no thor
oughfare.' My God! I wish it were
ended, one way or the other"
What can we do?" queried Wade,
with studied composure. "We can't
gouge each other with bayonets out
here, and Springfelds. at two yards is
bit too unique"
osbeurne laughed harshly 1--WE
might draw straws, the loser speedily
to meet an accidental DEATH"
mo thanks" replied Wade. 1 am
willing to take my bullet if it comes
but not that way. One of us might
get it decently at any time"
You're right, Wade" said Osbourne.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-08-21
called and presented him with a dia-

called and presented him with a dia-
mond pin. 4.toe,1. ,se-.,<, 4 s
For as many years as go to make
more than the span of life of many
printers the members of the chapel
had been associated with Mr.. Koch.
and the occasion which called for the
demonstration of affectionate esteem
moved many of the boys keenly.
Speaking for the donors of the hand
some gift, the, city. editor of The
g. o referred toftthe long years OF
service of Mr.. Koch in the newsrooms
OF st. Paul-eighteen years with T h g
6 o be and thirteen in the Pioneer
Press office-and voiced the sentiments
of the assembled members of TIL e
G 10 chapel in testifying to the
sconsiderate regard with which Mr..
Koch had always treated those with
whom he worked and assured the re-
cipient of the gift of the affectionate
esteem In which he was held -gi
When the boys gathered about Mr..
Koch to grasp his hand and wish him
egodspeede Billy" Koch's moist eyes
showed how nearly he was touched
Briefly and brokenly he thanked the
members Of the chapel assuring them
that the diamond he would value, but
mostly as a reminder of the affection
ate good will that prompted his friends
In bestoWing it upon him.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-08-21
POLICE AND FIREMEN
TO Do BATTLE TODAY
They VIII Play Ball at Lexington Park
This Afternoon, and the Game
Will Be Fierce One.

This afternoon trouble will be turn
ed loose at Lexington park, for nine
picked men from the st. Paul fire de-
partment will attempt to convince nine
picked men from the police department.
that coppers have no business tamper-
ing with the great game of baseball
and the nine picked coppers will en-
deavor in a most strenuous manner to
snow the fire fighters things that thew
never thought about the game.
/. The police and fire department ball
teams clash this afternoon, and the
clash will be for blood. The cruel re-
mark about policemen not being able
TO hit a string of sausages with fish
pole, incorporated in the fire lighters
answer to the police challenge. still
holds feeling of peace and good will
from place beneath Capt. Hanft's
shirt front, and the though of what
Is to happen this afternoon compels a
Shudder.
Chief Jerry Strapp is not taking anv
chances, and already has the official
guide and scoring rules committed to
memory. The chief insists that his fire.
men have the hit-and-run game down
to point that would make Mike KEEL
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-08-21
PLAYERS FoR NEXT SEASON.
Fight Not Being Conducted by Methods
Entirely Clean

Enttrety Cteans
PITTSBURG, Pa, Aug. 20.-The fight
with great vigor by the American league
officials. and according to President B.
DTeyfuss, of the Pittsburg club, not the
Catcher Jack OConnor was today .sus-
pended by Mr. Dreyfuss for violation of
section of his contract. Concerning this
move. Mr.. Dreyfuss this evening made the
following statement
1.-The causes leading UP to this sum
mary action on my part have been brew
ing for some time, but the crisis was
reached today when l was compelled to
take this step in order that might meet
the issue in the attempt that is being
made to wreck the Ptttsburg club. Last
night Charles w. Somers, who is the vice
president of the American league, came
to PittSburg on a gumshoe mission. Ac-
companying him was one Ban B. Johnson,
the president of the league. who came to
aid his partner.
"Somers and Johnson made their way
carefully to. the Lincoln hotel, where
Somera registered at J. A Benham. Sag
NAV, Mich. >, Johnson did not register.
Thiso morning the plot began to unfold
when OConnor appeared on the scene
a protracted conference both players de-
parted and O'Connor returned a short
time afterward with another of our play
ers.=--Later another meeting was held
O'Connor again present. Mr. Somers,
alias Benham, then arranged to leave on
the 6 o'clock train for Cleveland. By this
time, however. he became aware that his
presence in Pittsburg was known to the
officials of the Pittsburg baseball club
and he tried all he could to save john
son from public view, but every move
ment of theirs was known.
Il don't believe they signed any of
our players, and hope the net results
of their efforts will be shown in the future
to be nothing. I have treated our men
well and am willing to pay them as much
as anybody can honestly promise to pay.
IF. Notwithstanding, any of our play
ers, at the expiration of their contracts,
choose to leave the Pittsburg club, well
and good. But will not stand for any
treachery or disloyalty from anybody
while in my employ. No player can be a
stool pigeon for the American league
at the same time
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-08-21
M'NEELEY is DISCHARGED.
Charged With Trying to Collect Fare
for Elevator Ride.

Capt. A. D. McNeeley, elevator oper-
ator at the court house, was yester-
day discharged for having attemnfed
to collect cents each from A. J. Ed
strom and Sam Nestrom, two visitors
In the city, hailing from Quamba,
MINI.
1t is charged that Edstrom and Mes
from wished to visit the court house
tower, and they were informed by Nc
Neeley that 1t would them cents
apiece before they could be taken no
to the top floor. The visitors refused to
pay, and consequently the elevator
man would take them no higher than
the third floor.
McNeeley stoutly denied the charge.
but it is said that the conversation
was overheard by another court house
employe, and yesterday McNeeley was
told that his services were no longer
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-08-21
ALDERMEN VISIT
THE PUBLIC BATHS
Dr.. ohase Entertains a Number at
Harriet Island With View to
Securing a Better. Approach.

Several members of the board OF
aldermen were the guests of Health
Commissioner Ohage at Harriet island
late yesterday afternoon for the pur-
pose of looking over the island with a
view of giving it az safer approach. -
i The aldermen were taken over in
carriages, and viewed the many i'm
provenents made since last year. The
main reason, however, why the alder
men visited the island was that DR..
Ohage wished to convince them that
since the railroad tracks were put in
on that side of the river the approach
to the baths was very unsafe, to the
children especially, who attended the
baths.
There. was large crowd at the ISL
and yesterday, and considering the
weather it was a good day for the
baths.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-08-21
Arranging a Divide.

$50 you're one O. desc people dat favors
distribution of wealth." said Flooding
Pete.
II am answered Meandering Mike. st
want to see every man peryided wit what
he kin enjoy an appreciate. I'm in favor
of lettin' de rich an refined have all the
soap an towels, while folks like you an
me take possession of de breweries''-
Exchange.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-08-21
CHIEF OF POLICE WAIT PUTS IN
A VERY BUSY
DAY
HOWARD AND MoRRISEY
RETAINED ON THE FORCE
Seventeen PatroIren Are Appointed
Lieut.. Sinclair Is Made a Captain
Lieut.. MeaIey Goes Back to Central
- Station-Coffin, Krumweide and
Landberg Are Dismissed.

Yesterday was a red letter day at
police headquarters and the result of
the first days decapitatfons and ap-
polntmentS resulted in six diSmissalS,
one resignation, one transfer and
seventeen appointments.
These dismissals are Capt. Fred
Coffin, Capt. John Landberg, Lieut.
Henry Krumweide, Detectives George
Harvey, Fred Malone, William Fair
BARN. Detective Otto Wirtensohn re-
signed. Lieut. George Sinclair was
promoted to the rank of captain and
assigned to the South side Sstation
Lieut.. Michael Mealey was transferred
from the East side station to the CEN
trail station.
Many New Policemen.
The new appointees are: Patrolmen
Myron Johnson, Victor E. Olson, Hen
~ A. Stanley, August w. Wennel, E.
Z. HELEN, Michael Ryan, John G. Lar
son, Ole Hovelsrud, David H. Derrick.
John Long, Peter Fox, Leroy Farrell
K. 0. Aasgaard. To be mounted SER
geant, John c.. Fay; mounted patrol
man, p. w. Linehan; driver central
patrol wagon, Charles H. Moore; police
telephone operator, w. G. Barber.
Without exception all the new ap-
pointeeS were former officers on the
force, but had been removed by Mayor
Ames, or else resigned because of the
condition Of affairs that existed. De-
tectives Howard and Morrissey, it is
understood, are to be retained as mem
bers of the detective force.
The changes made are not based
upon specific. charges against the off,
GERS who now retire from the service
Those who go are simply not retained
because it is believed that others can,
under all circumstances, more accepta-
bly, serve the city.
Other changes, when made, will be
along these same lines.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-08-21
A MISTAKE.

I looked at a tramp on the bench in the
park,
Whose tatters about him were furled,
And said as 1 gazed at the hundreds
about,
'You are flotsam washed up from the
world"
He stared in surprise-perhaps it was
Scorn,
But he smiled in plying way;
1--WE are f1otsam no doubt from the
world" he replied,
"But scarcely washed up should
say"
William j. hampton, in Smart Set.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-08-21
Not Born Equal.

Don't yez subscribe till the docthrine
that all men is born equal?'' inquired Mr..
Dolan.
"Oi do mot" answered Mr.. Rafferty,.
MY by Dinny weighed several pounds
more at the shtart than your son Miles.
If any alteration could have come up
bechune the infants Dinny wor bound &y
git the best Nv n."Washington Star.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-08-21
GLOBE CHAPEL GIVES
KOCH A DIAMOND
Retiring Chief Receives Valuable Proof
Of His Popularity With His CO.
workers in Newsroon.

William Koch, whose. ,equipoise has
seldom been disturbed during eighteen
years of service as chief of TIL e
G o b newsroom, was surprised and
moved beyond speech last night when
the members of II h &c o b chapel
caught him just before .tinaeo was
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-08-21

required by the county. McNeeley is
veteran of the Civil war, and is at
the present time drawing pension of
SIS a month from the government.
Commissioner Sweet says that similar
complaints has reached his ears-be-
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-08-21
Let Play Go On

Sir Henry Irving declares that once,
when he was playing s0tlleIIe'' in a west
ern city. his audience was composed for
the most part of miners. When we came
to the handkerchief scene, where Othello
many times he says, 81 noticed that the
audience was becoming exceedingly ner-
vous. About the third time the demand
Irishman in the rear of the house shouted:
Wipe your nose on your Slave, you nay
ger, and let the play go on a-Chicago
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-08-21
As He Saw Her.

sas TIC Jaw F5HF. u
girl 2" .-i.e1
"A summer girl is rack to stretch
shirt waists on; inside Ii a receptacle for
lobster salad and Ice S9EAm; vii49iS outside
is an attachment t5E diamond rings. >
Tacoma Ledger.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-08-21
Sermon by Bishop McGoIrick.

Solemn benediction was chanted by
Archbishop Ireland at o'clock and
Bishop McGolrick delivered short SER
mon, concluding the programme for
the day.
Today will be pupils day at the con-
vent, when the students of the insti-
tuition will be entertained.
The following is the programme:
Pontlf1cal high mass and sermon, by
BISHOP Cotter, 10 a. M; reception to
former students at II m; luncheon at
l p. M; solemn benediction, by Rt.
Rev. j. McGolrick, at p. m.
FRIDAY will be devoted to services for
the deceased sisters of the order. SOL
emn requium mass will be sung in the
morning.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-08-21

ley weep. and Devlin and Myler in
their practice last might threw curves
half way round thu engine house.
The game will be called promptly at
8 o'clock. Women will ID admitted free.
Bleacher and graiidstand tickets Will
be sold at the gate. FTank Mccarthy
viii umpire. The teams will line I'D as
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-08-21
Better Than Dad lIon

"And you really think that the political
boss of your party is a greater man than
Henry Clay?''
Well" answered the candidate. sI
| won't exactly say he's greater. But he
has great deal more influence with the
people with whom l am doing business
at present. "-Washingten Star.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-08-21
A Hone of the Seasnr

A Hope of the Season.
This summer chill that cheers our lot
We never forget.
If winter only will be hot,
Well beat the coal trust yet
Exchange.
New-York tribune., 1902-02-22

DRESS best work: original
designing: nt any figure, patterns cut TO
measure; charges reasonable. MAYER. 81
East HSth-st.
New-York tribune., 1902-02-22

GARDENER.-B German: small family;
life experience in culture OF flwers
fruits, vegetable. ana general care OF coun-
try place. can manage farm and live stock
II required. j. Z. BlCkELe BOX 155
Princeton. n j.