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Wadsworth semi-weekly dispatch. [volume] (Wadsworth, Nev.) 1899-1904, 1902-04-11
A PRETTY WARN
BIOGRAPHY.

ROOSEVELT, ~lneOd0re, President
United States, Historian and father of
Teddy the Second. Third existence
Originally Alexander the Great. Born
$50 B. c.; wrote Alexanorian library.
which was SO full of hot stuff that If
was destroyed by fire; sighed because
there were no more worlds to conquer.
This was before Columbus discovered
America. Second time was known as
Oliver Cromwell, a gentleman Of Eng
land and moderate mean Born
Huntingdon, April Is, 1899. Had an
Independent Republican spirit; init
mately acquainted with Charles /, but
cut him dead later. Became Lord
High Protectionist Of England. Known
as old lronsides to the Puritans and as
Old Regicides to the Cavaliers. Ruled
England with rod of Steel for a num-
Der of years, and retired with his last
breath. Born third time in present
person New York, October 27, 1883,
with his wisdom teeth already cut.
Proceeded from infancy to the State
legislature in record time by way of
Harvard ran for Mayor Of Smaller
New York against Abram Hewitt and
Henry George. Defeated twice in one
campaign. Went west and invented
the Roosevelt smile, with which to
cover his disappointment. Cow punch
er and ranchman for several years.
Learned to ride a horse. Took up the
study Of civil service reform and re-
duced 1t to reasonable basis. Joined
police force in 1895. Arrested more
policemen in two years than could be
found or duty in a week. Enforced
excise laws, thereby causing stock Of
the United States Cocktail trust to fall
off ten points and sent the Amalgam-
ated Moonshiners Of America into
bankruptcy.
Appointed assistant secretary Of
Navy and wrote history Of battle of
Manila three months before it took
place; With Leonard Wood organized
the Rough Riders. Mounted them on
mares from Shank's and assaulted San
Juan Hill, Cuba. Captured same and
was made colonel for ~gallantry. Re-
turned to the Uuited States and was
presented with the freedom of the
earth by his fellow citizens. Chose
governorship Of New York. Was sub
NOTED to vice-presidency in 1900 as
measure Of dicipline and to make way
for B. B. Odell. Succeeded to Presi-
dency 1901. Discovered Booker
Washington, October, 1901, and Ben
jamin r. Tillman in 1902. Has pre-
ferences as to who he eats with. Upon
occasions prefers dark to white meat.
Never eats crow. Never takes water,
but drinks it copiously.
Is a sportsman, and holds record for
mountain lions and stool pigeons. Is
a crack shot at oftice-seekers. Pre-
fers an honest liar to a mendacious
truth-seeker. Can give a three-hour
interview in five minutes. Was able
to entertain Prince Henry without read
ing Don't or etiquette for Ameri-
cans" Knows where he is at. Author
of winning the West Without Los
ing the East" The Withdrawn lnvi-
tation, or Bonnie Tillman's Thud, :
1.-The Strenuous Life q series OF
essays on such subjects as bucking
broncos, Spaniards. the training OF
Senators, and the superiority Of the
boxing glove over the mailed fist,
Resides at White House, Washington;
Oyster Bay, and in the hearts OF his
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Wadsworth semi-weekly dispatch. [volume] (Wadsworth, Nev.) 1899-1904, 1902-04-11
Notice to Hunters.

hereby notify all hunters and the public in
general not to trespass on my premises. Those
who do not heed this notice will be prosecuted,
T. G. HERMAN.
Wadsworth semi-weekly dispatch. [volume] (Wadsworth, Nev.) 1899-1904, 1902-04-11
Notice.

The business meeting and social OF
the Christian Endeavor Society is post
poned until Tuesday, April 18th.
Wadsworth semi-weekly dispatch. [volume] (Wadsworth, Nev.) 1899-1904, 1902-04-11

Rheubarb for making pies at the
Wadsworth Supply Company.
Albuquerque weekly citizen. (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1891-19??, 1902-06-14
WHY TERRITORIES SHOULD BE
ADMITTED.

| am in favor of the admission To
statehood OF the territories of Arizona
New Mexico and Oklahoma at the pres
ent session of congress.
In the first place, state governments
are much better for the people than
territorial, and officers elected by the
people are. as rule, more Trustworthy
and efficient than officers appointed
by the president Of the United States
or any other appointing power.
Again. ARIZONA and Oklahoma are
very prosperous communities, with am
Die material resources. New Mexico
has sufficient population. and the Unit
ed states is pledged by the treaty
with Mexico to admit New Mexico as a
state when she is III to manage her
own affairs.
New Mexico has now been kept out
of the Union for fifty years for the
purpose OF being educated In our form
OF government | think the people now
are III TO govern themselves. and the
resources of the country are amply sur
ficient To maintain state. Therefore
n appears on the face OF II that the
omnibus bill passed by the house OF
representatives 20 admit Arizona NJ"
Mexico and Oklahoma to statehood
Albuquerque weekly citizen. (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1891-19??, 1902-06-14
MORE TEACHERS NEEDED.

Secretary Root has received an
unique and interesting letter from
Elipc BuenCamino the Filipino who
has just completed his testimony be
fore the house committee on insular
affairs he letter. in part, is as fol
lows.
Il have concluded my statements be-
lore the committee on insular affairs
If the house of representatives and !
ave attempted 10 show to the honora-
e members thereof that tne following
are most urgent requirements Of the
Philippines.
a civil government with full powers
foy the construction of the ruined
governmental organizations OF the
Philippine people.
"A legislature composed of high
and low chamber. with the provisions
embodied in the bill reported 10y the
committee of the house.
The appropriation of $4,000 per
.unum from the Philippine reven"es
or the purpose OF sending Philippine
tudeuts 10 the United States, giving
reference 10 those who wish TO study
industry commerce and agriculture.
Full amnesty after declaration OF
peace
increase OF inc nunlheI Oh teachers
To 5000. with an increase OF their sal
aries to double what they are now re
cciying
In answering the objections OF the
democratic members. ! accidentally
brought to the attention of the commit
tee the humane conduct Of the army
and the enormous and excellent work
performed 10y the Philippine civil com.
mission in organizing provisional
government under the wise instruc-
tions received from you and the intel
ligent direction of GoverSor TAFT.
This government now established,
which is To the Filipinos of the middle
and lowest classes highly satisfactory
Will Ice reinforced by the provisional
measure pending before the house TO
the satisfaction of the higher and IN
telligent classes.
Il conclude with the statement that
there is a real complaint in the Phil
ippines from the owners of houses and
other buildings occupied by the Amer
lean forces. because in some cases
these owners receive no pay and other
cases an unduly low rental Is paiG.
There was military tribunal oil
claims hut the decisions of the same
were very arbitrary in the opinion oil
the public"
Albuquerque weekly citizen. (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1891-19??, 1902-06-14
READ ALL OF THIS.
You Never Know the Moment When
This informal on May Prove OF
Infinite Value

II Is worth considerable to any citi-
zen of Albuquerque to know the value
and use of IA medicine. for If there Is no
OCCASION To employ Il, in the meantime,
frail humanity is subjected to so many
influences and unforeseen contingencies
that the wisest are totally unable 10
gauge the future. Know then that DR..
Doan's Ointment will cure any case OF
hemorrhoids commonly known as piles,
or any disease Of the cuticle or skin.
generally termed eczema.
Mr.. G.. l.. Kline. OF 1851 Champa
street. Denver. Colo. says
In 1883 in Minneapolis had my feet
frozen or suffered from chilblains or
something akin TO them, which drove
me half crazy with inchiness. | have
often taken OF my shoe. threatened
10 tear out my toes, and do what
could | was unable To check the agra
walton. let alone cure II. | bought a
80 cent box OF Doan's Ointment at my
druggists. used II and IL cured me. II
anyone in Denver wishes To know more
about Doans Ointment send them To
me for personal Interview
ASK the Alvarado what their custom
ers report about this preparation.
Doan's Ointment, so cents per box
for sale by all druggists.
Foster Mlburn Co. Buffalo n. Y.
sole agents for the United States.
Remember the name, Doan's, and
take no other.
Albuquerque weekly citizen. (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1891-19??, 1902-06-14

authoritios lo urged TO designate to
the widest extent possible through the
public press and otherwise. correct in.
formation "a 90 the manner In which
this disease is produced. and tho
means g. employed for its preveE.
tion.
"Rcsolt,d That we believe II to he
the duty at inc national. state and mu.
nicipal governments To enact rational
mcthods Tor the prevention of tuber-
cul0sis. ana We recommend the estab.
lisnmont O.. institutions for the care of
INDECENT CHnsumptivcs
Resolve That there should he
state and municipal supervision Of all
public conVcyaucos for the Transports
ton of passengers. and In view of the
iact that splitting on the floors of pub
lie corvcNau,cs tavors the spread of
tuberculosis and is injurious to the
public health. it Is recommended that
transportation companies be induced to
pass and Co enforce rules against this
act
RESOLVED. That appropriations
should lo requested from state and
municipal governments for the publica-
tian and distribution of literature AZ "A
means at education in the prevention
of ,he spread of tuberculosis.
Resolved. That all cases OF tuber
culosis fhould bc reported 10y the at
tending physician TO the health boards
for the purpose of disnfeCting OF
houses occupied 10y consumptives.'
Albuquerque weekly citizen. (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1891-19??, 1902-06-14
Indian Shot.

On Thursday of last week O. IA
Buck. an Indian trader. shot and NOR
tally wounded an Indian near his store.
Buck was running some goats near his
place. and the trouble arose over the
watering Of his goats at water hole
claimed by the Indian. but of the res
ervation. After Buck shot the Indian
he came To Pennington and went on
To Aztec, where he gave himself over
to the officers. No one appearing to
prosecute he was given his liberty
Monday.
Buck claims that the shooting was
done in self-defensc The Indians story
is that Buck went home after the din
Guilty. distance nj some two miles
and got his gun and In returning met
the Indians. when without a word hi
fired on them. The ball passed through
the Indians breast about two inches
above the left nipple and shattered the
shoulder bone. He was still living al
last accounts. -Farmington Times.
Albuquerque weekly citizen. (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1891-19??, 1902-06-14
WIDOW WANTS A HUSBAND.

4 newspaper OF Toxic. Japan re.
Gently published the following adver.
tisoment
II am a pretty woman. My luXu-
RANT curly hair cnvelops me like "a
cloud My figure is as slender as the
branch OF "A willow tree, and my body
Just as supple My face is smooth and
shining like the satin sheen of flowers.
AN widow and sufficiently wealthy
To walk hand in hand through life with
husband If | should find a good
looking. pleasant. intelligent and well
educated lord and master. who also
Possesses good taste. then | would he
ready 20 unite myself with him for
hie and share the pleasure of enjoying
VITA him the eternal rest offered 10y a
tomb OF red marble"
Here is chance for some good
luoking American who is unable TO
make a living for himself to get a
pretty wife with plenty of dinoro 10
take care OF him for life. The average
man may not be caught Ivy "A figure
as slender as the branch of "A willow
tree" hut then there is the supple
body. the flowor-like face and money
enough To enable the husband to walk
through life and take an occasional
ride on the trolley cars. and these at
ractions are sufficient to cause world
~ man to fall in love with very slen-
der figure. Then there is the tomb of
red marble TO sleep in after life's fitIul
fever is over
The off a. of the pretty Japanese
widow Is not a bad one. but the trouble
Is that the men who would he willing
To accept 1t haven't enough money
about their clothes to take them to the
wiJpM
Albuquerque weekly citizen. (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1891-19??, 1902-06-14
YAQUiS RAlDlNG.
Ricardo Johnson, an American Miner.
Killed by Indians in Sonora.

4 special from Tucson Arizona. un.
der date of June G, says:
News has just reached Guaymas that
Ricardo Johnson. son of the most pro
minent American in Sonora. and him.
self quite Il factor in that country. was
shot and killed Wednesday by band
OF Yaquis. who raided the country be.
tween San Marcial ana Tocolpa, pill.
laying, burning and killing indiscrimin-
ately. The younger Johnson had some
mines in that country, and made head
quarters at the ranch of Alexandra
Rodriguez, near Tecolote.
Runners coming from both san Mar.
cial and Tecolote brought only meager
details of the murder of Johnson. The
MeXicans were SO terrified by the raid
that the did not sop for details. but
sent messengers to Guaymas at once
asking for aid The iaquis were di
vided into small bands and Johnson
was surprised by one OF these hands
and murdered.
General Torres. strongly reinforced
Is again advancing TO meet the Naquis
In the NataZan mountains. He expects
to put down the uprising In short or
der II he succeeds IN engaging with
the Indians before they cross into the
mountains along tho Iaqui river II
they succeeded in entering these noun
tains with their present numbers and
armament the situation will be grave
and large numbers will join the upris
ing These mountains are very mac
ccssiblc.
IIermos,lla Is now guarded by state
troops All government troops have
joined the forces under General Tor
res. Hermosil'o Is practically under
MARTA law No vehicles are allowed
on the streets and guards have been
placed oil every corner. Yaqui chiefs
have entered the city in the guise OF
loyal laQui lahorers, and have per
suaded many Iaqui servants to join
the uprising The Mexican authorities
are surprised that the laquis are SC
well armed with Mausers, and II Is pre-
sumed that they have been collecting
them for "A long time in contemplation
of an uprising.
Albuquerque weekly citizen. (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1891-19??, 1902-06-14
VISITORS ON THE PECOS.
Trout Fishing is Reported to Be Good,
the Fish Being Of Coed Size.

II. L. Nudge general manager Of the
Santa Pc railway, and Secretary of
State Clark, of Kansas. are enjoying
an outing on the beautiful upper Pecos
They arrived at Winsor's ranch on
Tuesday.
Mr. Winsor was in Santa Fe buying
supplies. He says that the river Is in
fine condition and that the catch of
trout this season thus far has been
most satisfactory TO visitors the iieh
being above the average in size. Sew
eral one and "A half and two Founders
have been landed. Last fall Mr.. Winso'
secured 500 600 rainbow trout from the
government and paced them in the
stream near his place. He also placed
900 of these ia the big lake on the
eastern slope Of Mount Badly These
will provide great sport In year or
two.
Albuquerque weekly citizen. (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1891-19??, 1902-06-14
Museum Building Finished.

The Alvarado museum building Is at
last finished and ready for the most
complete collection Of Indian curious
obtainable at this modern age. The
building Is about 100 feet long and for
~ feet in width. IL has an apartment
for each of the different classes of his
tcric collections. The west arches of
the Orcada from the east side show
windows of the museum. These arches
have been fitted with single panes of
glass for the entire arch and make ele.
CANT display windows. The museum
VIII he open to the public about the
middle of the month. providing the col
lections arrive as they are scheduled.
Albuquerque weekly citizen. (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1891-19??, 1902-06-14

Anxious thoughts sometimes perplex
the wife who sees maternity before her.
II she is trcadng AN untried path, she
sometimes frets herself into q nervous
condition which is injurious and pros
trating. II motherhood has already been
painful experience she is apt to shrink
from the coming trial and by her very
mental anxiety increase the. possibility
Of her suffering
There is no cause for anxiety for those
prospective mothers who use DR. Pierce $
Favorite Prescription. 1t tranquilizes
the nerves, encourages the appetite, in
duces refreshing sleep and produces
mental cheeriulness as we'll as physical
vigor II gives strength and muscular
elasticity SO that the baby's advent is
practically painless. It is the best tonic
for nursing mothers.
II am so thankful for what Or Pierce's Pa.
votite Prescription has done for me, writes Mrs
John I smith. of SLOGAN. Brit Col, Box 50 ut
helped me through the long months before baby
came aud ! have big, strong baby girl. the
most healthy OF the three, and Il cured me II a
disease which was taking away all my strength"
The dealer who offers substitute
for "Favorite Prescription" does so to
gain the little more profit paid on the
sale of less meritorious medicines. His
profit is your loss. therefore accept no
substitute
DR. Perce's Common Sense Medical
Adviscr-sent free on receipt of stamps
to cover expense of mailing OHiy,
Send II one-cent stamps for the
book in paper covers; or 81 stamps for
the cloth. bound volume. Address Dr.
K. v Pierce. Buffalo. N. Z.
Albuquerque weekly citizen. (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1891-19??, 1902-06-14
WHAT THEM"

southern newspaper recently ask
ed this question: Suppose j. Pier
pont Morgan should di"; what then
There have been many replies To- che
query. One OF the best is furnished 10y
the Chattanooga, Tenn. Times. as fol
lows: There would be a funeral: an
eloquent culogy; lots of flowers; a
coffin. hearse and a tomb. The next
day all that would be left of him
would I'll the same amount of space as
IL required by the humblest beggar
in the land. There would be lots of
newspaper comment, but that wonldn I
interest Mr.. Morgan any more than
the lack of II would the pauper The
world would go on just the same and
there would probably be another Nor
gan shortly"
Albuquerque weekly citizen. (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1891-19??, 1902-06-14
FIERCE FIGHT.
Clarence Disson, Formerly OF Aibu
querque, Engages in a Fist Fight
at Ell Paso. Texas.

One of the iiercest fist fights that
has been seen in El Paso for some
time occurred last night in front of
the Bank saloon. in the blind alley
between the Bronson block and the
Lobby saloon. The dispute is said to
have arisen over "A quarrel about a
woman The participants were lie
land s. Putnam, well known young
business man OF mis- city, and Clar'
onco DiXson.
No one is able to tell exactly how
he scrap started, for when the crowd
began 10 gather the combatants were
at IT hammer and tongs. ThS fighting
kept up for fully ten minutes and
Albuquerque weekly citizen. (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1891-19??, 1902-06-14
FLAG hNO CONSTITUTION.

] am for the making OF new states
and consequently thoroughly advocate
the admission to statehood of the terri
tories of Arizona. New Mexico and
Oklahoma. all of which are now knock
ing at the door of the United States
senate.
The people now in these territories
are our people. Our flag is their flag
and our constitution their constitution
They are entitled to all of the dignity
and convenience of government that
we are entitled TO in Illinois.
To longer delay means delay OF
Justice, and the delay of Justice is the
denial of Justice. | am in favor Of
spending less time and money on the
Filipino. and more on the Americana
Senator Mason, of Illinois.
Albuquerque weekly citizen. (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1891-19??, 1902-06-14
ACTUALLY INFEC TIOUS.

The American congress of tubercu-
losis. which has been In session at
New York adopted resolution declar-
ing tuberculosis al acute infectious
disease, also the following resolu.
tiOns.
Whereas, tuberculosis is an infec,
tious disease ordinarily communicated
from person so person by means of the
dried sputum of "A consumptiye pa
tient; and
"Whereas. The spread OF tuhorcuio
sis could b. largely controlled by prop
er care Of such sputum and the en-
forcement Of comparatively simple
measures: therefore he It
"Resolved, by the American con
rress of tuberculosis, that the health
Albuquerque weekly citizen. (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1891-19??, 1902-06-14

Because OF the discovery that oph-
thalmia is prevalent among a large
portion of the pupils IN the public
schools of New York CITY. the board OF
health has placed il or the lsi OF con.
Iatious diseases. and physicians here.
liter will Dee compelled fu make re.
ports Of each case found W their pri.
waite practice. Through .uyestigations
made m two of the public schools.
wbg., the eyes ot about 600 children
We're examined. b was found that a.
least D. per cent had the disease In
one OF the schools 30 per cent OF the
children we're afflicted, and In the
other 10 per cent
Albuquerque weekly citizen. (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1891-19??, 1902-06-14
Es-Convict Arrested.

City Marshal Cicero Weidner. ~
Santa Pc. made an important arrest
and earned reward of $50 offered by
the governor of Kansas for the appre-
hension of !. u. Hanley, an ex-convict
of the Kansas penitentiary. who Is
wanted at Klrwin. Kas.. fer stealing a
team of horses and carriage. Handy
has been around Santa Fe the past ten
DAYS drinking heavily and yesterday
morning was arrested by Weidner, who
had received postal card recently
Offering a reward for his arrest A
Kansas officer will probably arrive in a
few days with requisition papers for
Hanley.
Albuquerque weekly citizen. (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1891-19??, 1902-06-14
FLAG DAY.
H. viii Be Fittingly Observed at Santa
Fe on Next Saturday.

Saturday. June a. being the l25th
anniversary of the adoption of the
stars and stripes As an emblem by the
United States. the day will be appro.
prately observed in Santa Fe 10y pro.
gram of exercises prepared hy the
Womans Relief Corps of the Grand
Army az the Republic. The exercises
will probably be held in the Plaza.
Judge John X. McFic will preside and
Judge A. J. Abbott and Attorney A. d.
Ronehan will make addresses in Ems.
lIsh and Colonel ]. Francisco Chaves
In Spanish.
Albuquerque weekly citizen. (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1891-19??, 1902-06-14

In accordance with the decision of
the United States court at Chicago. the
ncwshoy who got into "A hght because
of his nose should be referred To as a
Secretary Bluegrass" not as a "Cy-
Tauo de BerEcrac"
Albuquerque weekly citizen. (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1891-19??, 1902-06-14

fists were the only weapons. Botn
men were bloody when the contes.
was over and the laurels were about
even. Putnam handled his dukes in
fine style. according to all accounts.
and would have bested his antagonist
had not ed DiXson, a brother of Clar-
ence, interfered. This turned the
crowd in favor of Putnam and friends
of both parties put an end to the ngat.
Ell Paso Times.
Albuquerque weekly citizen. (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1891-19??, 1902-06-14

The FL Paso News remarks as fol.
lows: New Mexico is asking congress
for another judicial district TO include
Chaves. Lincoln and Eddy counties.
They are so situated and peopled as
To make the request one that cTould
be granted. when the territory
becomes a state she can arrange mat
tiers as the people connected wish,
without having to beg a representa-
tive from Timbuctoo and a senator
from Jingoville To please let EN- have
what may be needed"
Albuquerque weekly citizen. (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1891-19??, 1902-06-14

In many localities the democrats are
resolving Tor the coming elections. In
nearly every instance the same old
chcstnutty paragraph appears: we
renew and reanirm our adhesion to the
time-honorcd principles OF the demo
cratic party and pledge ourselves to
continued efforts TO promote its sue
cess
Albuquerque weekly citizen. (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1891-19??, 1902-06-14
Consttpated Bowels.

To have good health, the body should
he kept in a laxative condition. and the
bowels moved at least once a day SO
that all the poisonous wastes are cX-
PEELED daily. Mr.. G. l.. Edwards. li2
North Main street. Wichita. Kan.
writes: 81 have used Herhine TO rogu-
late the liver and bowels for the past
ten years. and found it "A reliable rem
edy." 5Qc AT Cosmopolitan Pharmacy,
b. Ruppe.