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The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1902-01-03
THE END.
QUEEN v1CToRIA's HUSBAND
How the Prince COnsOrt Received a
Funny story Told by Sir Edwin
Landseer.

Prince Albert appears to have pos
sessed no humOr. He was good man
not quick, but worthy. How his lack
of fun worked him i'll and did no good
to Sir Edwin Landseer is amusing
enough, says the Rochester Post-Ex-
press. Sir Edwin Landseer was a
favOrite of the queen, and had in the
prince cOnsort also a great admirer.
One day, il the presence of a friend of
the prince cOnsOrt, German courtier
who was celebrated as a raconteur, the
queen asked Lanseer to tell a story, the
famous animal painter having the mar
rative and anecdotal gift, and being in
his way quite the grand seigneur. He
was modest, however, and gave way to
the German nOtability, who told dog
story, which, however, Landseer could
not resist Gaping with one that
burlesqued the Germans professedly
personal and truthful Renaissance of
canine intelligence.
The queen enjoyed good story, and
Landseer had often amused her males
ty, who expressed her pleasure that
the great painter was reminded by the
story of the prince conSort's friend of
an incident that had occurred in the
neighbOrhood of Windsor. Urged by
the doubts of a companion to put a
favorite dog to severe test, Landseer
bet him a five-pound nOte-which he
thereupOn buried under a sod in Wind
sOr park in presence Of the dog-that
when they had walked to Virginia wa
ter he would simply tell the dog %
fetch it, and the dog would do so. Hav-
ing nearly arrived at Virginia water,
Landseer tCi6 his dog to fetch it."
The animal bounded away on his mis-
sion, and in a short time returned, but
apparently without accomplishing the
feat for which Landseer had backed it.
The doubling friend was delighted I'M
til Landseer opened the dogs mouth
and out dropped five Sovereigns. The
dog had not only found the note, but
had run into Windsor and changed it
at the bank
The queen laughed heartily, the
prince was silent. When Landseer was
going to bed, the princes equerry ar
rived with a message: ellis royal high
ness compliments, and he hopes Mr..
Landseer does not think that the queen
believes that story about the dog and
five pound note."
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1902-01-03
This VIII Interest Many.
H. @. WILSON

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The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1902-01-03
The BurlingtOn'S California Ex-
cursiOn, Personally Conducted.

Every Wednesday night from st.
Louis and Chicago, the Burlington's
Personally Conducted Tourist Sleeper
Excursions leave for California. The
browning feature is the route through
Denver, Scenic Colorado, Salt Lake City.
Homessekers' excursion to the West and
Northwest on October Is, November 9TH
and 10th, December Sd and 18th.
1.-The Burlington-Northern Pacific
Express" is the famous solid through
train, st. Louis, Kansas City to Puget
Sound, Seattle and Portland, via Bill
ings, Montana, Butte, Helena, Spokane.
The Burlington runs the best trains
to Kansas City, St. Joseph, Omaha,
Denver, st. Paul. Montana. Washing
ton, Pacific Coast 1t is the greatest
railroad of the Louisiana Purchase.
Outline your trip and let as advise you
the least cost. Any ticket agent can sell
via the Burlington w. M Shaw, D.
p. A, 406 Vine Street, Cincinnati, o.;
L. W. Wakeley, Genl Pass'r Agent.
st. Louis, Mo-; Howard Elliott. General
Manager. st. Louis, Mo.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1902-01-03
hnterDrise and Erperience.

Enterprise j. a sprout that is
pruned BY expcrience.-Chicag Daily
News.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1902-01-03
Lamb in Either Case,

One of the editors who read tina
manuscript of Henry Thew Stephen
sons PATRON Van VolRenberg''
thought that the author might be q
good man to know. Accordingly he
wrote a pleasant personal lett(r, in
viting a better acquaintance, aid as
one of the tests of companionabA fit-
ness inquired whether the auhoT
preferred Lamb or Milton.
Mr.. Stephenson replied, aSEnoVl'
edging the pleasure the letter hid
given him, and saying:
81 do not know whether you asl
if I like Lamb or mutton, or Lamt
or Milton best, but in either case it,
Lamb"
Even the reflection on the editor!
handwriting could not detract from
the editorial appreciation of Mr.
Stephenson's choice, and the new
partnership o. minds was immediate
" formed.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1902-01-03

and the prettiest of courtesies. She
certainly did look remarkably well.
1t was time for Stuyvesant to be
seated again, but he lowered there
about that tea table, for Mrs. Brent
made the totally unnecessary an
nouncement that she would go in
search of the spoons.
">You had no time-I suppose-tO
look in on anybody but your assigned
vict-patients, I mean," hazarded
Stuyvesant, weakening his tentative
by palpable display of sense of injury.
"Well, you were usually asleep VIXEN
1 cal-inquired, mean. One or two
Jumps, Mr.. Stuyvesant?" And the
dainty little white hand lowered over
the sugar bowl.
"You usually chose such times, /
fancy. One lump, thanks" There
was another, not Of sugar, in his
throat, and he knew it, and his fine
blue eyes and thin, sad face were pa
thetic enough to move any woman's
heart had not Miss Ray been so con-
cerned about the tea.
'You would have been able to re-
turn to duty days ago." said she, ten
dering the steaming cup and obviously
ignoring his remark, had you come
right to hospital as DR.. Shiels direct
ed, instead of scampering out to the
front again. You thought more of
the breVei, of course, tisan the cash.
What mercy it glanced on the rib!
Only-such wounds are ever so much
harder to ste Id dress"
''You-kne it, then?" he
asked, with hope.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1902-01-03

breezy quarters at Malate. But pres
emily a trap was sprung, mainly
through Mrs. Brent's completely. for
once or twice week it was Maidie's
custom to go to her old friends roof
for rest and tea. And one evening.
seems to me it was Valentines dav.
just before sunset, they were in the
veranda-the colonel and his kindly
wife, while Maid Marion the Second
was IN her own room dOnning a dainty
gown for change from the Red Cross
uniform, when carriage whirled up
TO the entrance underneath, and Mrs
Brent, leaning over the rail, smiled on
its sole occupant and nodded reassur-
ingly.
Stuyvesant came up slowly, looking
not too robust, and said it was awfully
good of Mrs. Brent to take pity on his
loneliness and have him round TO tea.
Other nice women, younger, more at
tractive personally than Mrs. Brent,
had likewise hidden him to tea just
as soon as he felt able, but Stuyvesant
swore to himself he couldn't be able
and wouldn't be if he could. Yet when
Mrs. Brent said Come" he went,
though never hoping to see Marion.
whom he believed to be engrossed in
duties at the First Reserve, and on the
verge of announcement of her en-
gagement to that young man Fos-
ter"
Presently Brent said if Stuyvesant
had no objection led take his trap
and drive over Intra muros and get the
news from MacArthur's front-for
Mac was hammering at the insurgent
lines about Caloocan-and Stuyvesant
had no objection whatever. Where
upon Mrs. Brent took occasion to say
in the most casual way in the
world:
ooh, you might send line to Col.
Martindale, dear. You know Mr.. Fos-
ter goes home by the Sonoma-oh,
hadn't you heard of it, Mr.. Stuyve-
SAINT? Oh, dear, yes. He's been ready
to go ever since the fighting began,
but there was no boat"
And then she, too, left Stuyvesant
left him with the New York Moon
bottom tOpmOst in his hand and a
sensation as of wheels in his head
She proceeded, furthermore, to order
tea on the back gallery and Maidie to
the front. But tea was ready long
before Maidie.
Far out at the lines of San Pedro
Macati Dyer's guns had sighted
swarms of rebels up the Pasig, and
with placid and methodical precision
were sending shrapnel in that direc-
ton and dull, booming conclusions in
the other. An engagement of some
kind was on at San Pedro, and Stuyve-
SAINT twitched with nervous longing
to get there, despite the doctors, and
sat wondering was another engage
ment off at Manila. just what to do
he had not decided. The Moon and
his senses were still upside down when
Sing came in with the transferred
tea things and Mrs. Brent with the
last thing Stuyvesant was thinking to
see-Maid Marion, all SIN Yes, congraJ-
ulatiOn and cool organdie.
Ten minutes time in which to COM
pose herself gives a girl far too great
an advantage under such circum-
stances.
'I-Tm glad to see you," said
Stuyvesant, helplessly. 81 thought
you were wearing yourself out at
nursing"
ooh, it agrees with me-" responded
Maidie, blithely.
81 suppose it must. You certainly
look sO''
"Merci du compliment, monsieur"
smiled Miss Ray, with sparkling eyes
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1902-01-03
Notice.

TO Policy Holders in Old Line Com
panies: Beware of the confidence game
played by the pious Insurance Agent
who wants to do you the favor of
switching you from your company to
his. All companies write numerous
plans of insurance and every plan costs
a different price. You get value re-
ceiwed for any plan you buy, from any
Old Line Company When the con-
fidence man shows you a plan differing
from the one you have, which is part of
the game, and should you prefer this
particular plan write to the Agent OF
Company who insured you and get it,
and thereby save what you paid. Don't
be al easy mark There are millions OF
dollars lost each year by policyholders
being duped by confidence men.
H. Q. WILSON
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1902-01-03

from her feet; the bonny brown heat
bows lower still, his mustache brush
ing the soft, damask-like cheek. Il
must go, Misunderstanding he whis-
pers, without the hat if need be, but
not without-this-and this-and
this-and this and this"-and the last
one fingers long just at the corner Of
the warm, winsome, rosy lips. She
could not prevent it-perhaps she did
not try.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1902-01-03
A Tough Dinner.

One Monday morning little three
year-old Edith volunteered to super
intend the family washing. When
Jane put the clothes on to boil the
small overseer gave one look of open
eyed establishment, then ran TO me-
mother and excitedly exclaimed: oh
mamma, James cooking the clothes
for dinner!"-Chicago Daily News.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1902-01-03
Blue GRASS NURSERIES.
FALL, 1901.

Fruit and Ornamental Trees, Grape
Vines. Small Fruits, Asparagus, and
everything for Orchard, Lawn and Gar
den. We sell direct, at right prices, to
the planter and have no agents. Gen.
eral catalogue on application to
H. T. HILLENMEYER,
Both Telephones. Lexington, Ky.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1902-01-03
lust Like Hone

did they make you feel at homt
over at Mrs. Smiths, Johnny?"
Yes, ma, Mrs. Smith told me t. wipe
m feet n not muss the tides, n
didn't give me bat one piece O. pie
Philadelphia Telegraph.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1902-01-03
To Cure A Cold IN One Day

Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets
\ All druggists refund the money if il
fails to cure. Z. w. Crows signature
Is on each box. Csc. (j25-lyr)
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1902-01-03

My agency inSures against fire.
wind and StOrm-best Old, reliable
prompt paying cOmpanies-nOn-
union. w. O.sHINTON, Agt.
The Washington times., 1902-12-14
By KATE THYSON MARI.

In mental attainments acts as a stimu-
liant.
The most brilliant women in the world
Of art and literature have achieved
fame through association with men Of
even greater brilliancy; while. although
a man may be assisted by a woman. It IS
negatively aud morally. The more de-
pendent a woman is under the protec-
tion OF mans love, the more lovable
she is in his eyes.
Independence. whether financial or in
thought OF action. very often detracts
immensely from a woman's charm. She
cannot stand It. and is in a state OF an
tagonlsm against even her own impulses.
This independence becomes to her in
fnitely dearer than any loye man might
proffer her.
Women Crave Independ' e.
How often do we hear a woman ar
guing against the dictates Of her own
heart? In speaking Of a love affair they
will say emphatically. yes. l would
marry him, but hate to give up my own
Independence. - and this applies alike to
the woman Of the clubs and the business
woman.
In no city Of the country is this spirit
Of independence loving more strikingly
emphasized than In Washington. In the
Government Offices are many lovely. cul-
tured women who have been wooed by
the best men Of the country. yet the life
Of independence is more fascinating than
The Washington times., 1902-12-14

affiliations with other women is drawn
the more studlously viii men avoid her
Women's cluLs are the continuous per-
formance death knen Of sentiment
When woman is deeply interested in
anything or anybody. whether it be a
man, baby OF a club. that one particu-
lar object she makes the constant, un-
tagging. lrressibIe topic o. all her con
vcrsation.
II she is in love. she can only think Of
that one man. and her speech Is the echo
Of the think" II it's a baby. that is
the one and only baby that ever was.
although those who listen know that
there have been others. II It's a club.
she wants to hammer everybody with it,
and soon the idea Of attentions from the
opposite sex becomes a forIorn, or rather
a dim-in-the distance hope.
The spirit OF independence that fol-
lows the wake Of the women's club is
Numerically opposed to the senti-
mental idea OF dependence that man
likes to feel exists between himself and
the woman he loves. Club women soon
lose this gracious charm.
1t may be a broad assertion, but OBJ
.aeryation has led me TO believe hat wo-
men deteriorate through too constant as
sociation with other women. A man
companlonship induces her 10 appear al
ways at her best, personally, and II the
man is cultured she is also benefited
mentally. His strength or superiority
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a handsome bank account with mascu-
line lock-and-key attachment.
The Office hours are not trying. consid-
cred from a wage earner's standpoint;
the work is congeniaI. and. above all.
the pay Is good. with no fears OF delays
in the settlements; consequently the
women grow gray in the service. They
Dhilosophize that they know what they
have, but do not know what they will be
getting II they venture into matrimOny "
And having taken to heart the lessons
OF the experience OF many Of their CO.
workers, OF whom there are many potent
examples where pretty girls left the ONCE
for love. and. after finding marriage a
failure, have drifted back. no longer
light-hearted girls, bat women with
other little lives to share the salary. the
majority labor on. and many OF them die
in harness.
Sentiment Is Antagonized.
Club life is even greater bar 10
matlimony than business life for a wo-
man. The spirit OF Independence OF
thought and action in the club woman,
the independence financially OF the busi-
ness woman. all tend to antagonize SEN
timent.
Men will never seek the professional
club woman with the intention Of paying
her the highest compliment that a man
can pay a woman. the offer OF his heart
and name And the woman who assumes
club Affiliations after marriage, in pro-
The Washington times., 1902-12-14
OUTDOOR EXERCISE.

Every woman. house-bourd. no matter
What her station in llfc, viii acknowledge
that she would be n better health and
spirits II she went UuJ more
But many Of them viii invent more ex-
cusos fer staying In the house than there
are tuclls and rufles on the garments the
fashioning Of which has kept many a
woman within doors. to the detriment OF
herself and family; for I'm sure you viii
agree with me that oRa nervous. fdgety.
diseontonted member Of the family VIII
set them all by the ears as little
Ieayen leayeneth the whole lump"
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portion as her interest in the one in
creases. will diminish the other.
The two VIII not reconcile any more
than man can maintain two estab-
lishments on the same footing. women's S
clubs have desoIatsd many homes. and
no argument in their favor will ever re-
deem them in the eyes Of right-miuded
men
The Woman He Does Not Want.
Men DO not admire the woman whom
the world calls clever" on the same
principle they fail to appreciate the &c
centricities that foster women's clubs.
The very array Of titles designating
these cliques is formidable. and the wo-
men welded to them soon lose the gem
tleness and true womanly grace that ap-
peal to a mans sense Of chivalry.
He wants the woman he loves to IooB
up to him. He wants her bright and en-
tertaining and cOmpanionable, and GER
tainly the woman whose brain is dis
torted and whose time Is epErossed by
club fads is not the kind OF a woman that
man Will seek to WOO with the old
old story.
A woman who talks always OF hygiene.
physical culture. sanitary conditions
womens rights. missions. municipal
abuses and many kindred things that
pertUrb the uneasy souls Of these rest
less feminines. are praiseworthy. NJ
doubt, in their way. but that way is far
from the ken OF mans quest when hC
is in search OF the true, lovable and wo-
manly woman whom he wishes to max,
Of his soul a part.
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Z TERY decIdodlv-Yesl

I VERY decidedly-Yes!
NJ IN fact. any pursuit. occupa-
tion or business amliation that
consumes a woman's time or en-
crosses her attention bars from her
heart and mind the inclination for
sentiments that are the landmarks lead
ing to the haven Of matrimony.
A woman, whether old or young, who
becomes inoculated with the club lad be-
comes correspondingly inoculated in an
aggravated form with sense Of her own
Importance and fancies that her mis-
sion IN life is TO gather into the fold con-
verts TO the club teachings. and
her enthusiasm leaves her neither time
nor inclination for the sentimental
tendencies Of her sex. The aim and OBJ
jet Of her club she considers her first
and all-engrossing duty.
How It Is Brought About.
The closer her afliation with the
club. the further recedes her charm for
the opposite sex. II she possesses tho
means 10 live well her home becomes
the rendezvous FOR women impregnatet
with mutually congcniai theories. which
soon verge more or less onto a sor-
I Of freak incubator institution wherein
is often Matched the worse than freak
munity. These abnormal spinstors cher.
ish an abiding horror Of masculinity. fol
the reason that the closer a womau'
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WON1ANS OWN PAGE OF SOCIAL AND DOMESTIC TOPICS
The Woman Who Observes
Wants to Know If Men
Are Vain and Tells of Her
Observations Of the Sterner
Sex. = = < = =

IS A RE men vain?" asked the wo-
"A man who observes. And she
L \ answered herself by saying:
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surely the sage Of yore spoke for all
time and ali people when he said: Al
is vauitv'
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1902-11-25
Sernte Kdpitel.

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ben bersmte goro MeQerup t9t peD Ell Md meo noge
goubmeuer ga peb en- msrt Stop af en- balp Mils uos
Itrqfnind. Oct par ct bel bef9itet Slot ipGr 9otlft
9noninosIil meo tnfts aampeHenssMlure % ct bit, frs
fantet Saarn Mioten al 9adring5fisjsn. Bergen bar
bennttet at ~cSorboolbe % 6rsoe @rabe baaoe f%orlnoe1 og
foruoen. Ser boeoe ben berente o9 m9gtige Wtdrit StIg
9~npsrfen Spibs meo I'm 5amiIie. San bapoe ielp label
oenre Borg opbpgge % befGite. S lang 6rdttdno tunoe
bet bsie Saarn ies oter Sfppen. pad ben faoe ppnt
al Sdarnet fob iaoen for Waurtronen Dag og Nat en-
u~oti9spdgt at fire ftarts, iernflaote Wl9nb, Der %udflagsllg
6enItirrebe mob be fire gerbenss6 ierner. Zig Stsnt9nfperr1e
paa aolbing Slot. Den IpGre Tinoebro bar dltlo ops
truften, % ODER portbp9lpingen pajebe ct tort Sdnrer,
pruost NED Goraberrsns UuabeH: en- 1ppppoet Stlerne !
blaat 5elt unbsr en- 9jaln neb to hpioe Yinger, pad
9olbene Itooe n9gtige 8liber eler 8alilpneer, ct Slags
tore 5r9maItiner, 6pormeo ubDre Stene tltnoe ~uollpt9es.
Web megen 9etoitning bapoe Wlariten Der fanlet en- Wt9n9z
be ForIparsmaIiner, Der tilels bare fprf9roigeoe Hoss
filoe at tpife aunItnere. Wan iaa ber be ~frpgteltge J9els
tatte meb Usriter paa GD9gen al Gsepigse til at thule
| 9eleirsrne meo; ber fanotes ogiad be fdrltge 8rpnteuer
At Sern meb trumrne, itaalbaaroe 3orne og meo plggebe
Sernteoer fornsben til at fanse 5olt meo os bragg benz
up paa @olDen. Stubposne til sloenoe Stene itooe Dag
og Nat berebts til 5oripar. Spp b%unbrebe jerntlebts
, Manb ~bepoqteoe goraen. Der bar en- Orben pe Roligs
feb, Iom pioneoe ON BEN ~itren9eits Wlanbstust. 0s unsrte
Sernmanb bep9geoe fig me0ern 6peranore nleb en- 5apss
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ming, Der berfebe paa Bergen.
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Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1902-11-12
READY FOR THE MILLENNIUM,
Seventh Day Adventists Sure the
World is Nearing Its End.

World is Nearing Its End.
The Seventh Day Adventists again are
stirring parts of the West by their proph-
ecy that the end of the world is close at
hand. Their beliefs are now being spread
in Kansas. Nebraska and Iowa. where
many big meetings have been held IN the
past month A two weeks camp meet
ing recently came to an end in Lincoln,
Neb.
The membership of the sect is now
about 5000, principally in the West al
though missionary work has been pushed
for score of years else" here. The cen
tiers of the propaganda now are Lincoln
and Battle Creek, Mich.
In 1874 Europe |as invaded, and a
great deal of the Scandinavian and Nor
wel5an emigration to the West came as
result of these missionary efforts. In
1885 a church was established i'll Austria
liza. Publications in thirty-seven different
languages are now circulated, among
them some of the dialects of the South
Pacific.
The Adventists do not fix any definite
d ,te for the end of the world They
base their prediction upon the prophecy
of Daniel in which it was said thai in
1900 days the sanctuary would be el@an-
ed 4 day means year. they say, and
the 300 years ended in 1914, the cear
set by Miller for the end of the world.
The mistake of the Adyentists Of lS44
pertained to the nature of the event then
TO occur and not to the time, they say.
What took place then. they believe, was
the beginning of the Day of Judgment.
When that is over the world viii end.
The Adventists all dress plainly, es-
chewing gold. jewels and rich attire, and
are generally model citizens.