The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1902-12-05
Kansas Notes

Burlington society complains or a
-dearth Of dOin's''
Mrs. Apple Of Burden has returned
from q visit to Believer, Mo.
Visiting ladies at Neodesha are en-
tertained with bowling parties.
A runaway team scattered SO dozen
eggs over the town site Of Alton.
Neodesha has no town row" vet.
but Mr.. Grudge is in business there.
Pratt women cleared over $40 attheir
mum" show. 1t was such a novelty.
Parsons small boys are making
Christmas money gathering persini-
mons
Neodesha, weary of proving around
in the dark, has ordered twenty-five
new street lamps.
A LeavenWCTth woman is asking for
divorce on the grounds Of a too in
dulgent" husband.
Between giving pumpkin pie sOcials
and rummage sales these are busy days
for the Ottawa women.
In the words Of John Gilmore. John
W. Skinner of Winfield ran for the
legislature and got skun.'
The next that will be heard Of Henry
Aliens suit against Bernard J. Sheri-
dan will be the dropping Of it
The Great Bend marshal is evident
" trying to earn his salary. He killed
thirteen dogs one day last week
WeIIington's aIrfew stu rings at
9:15 each evening. It's 4 part Of the
night watchman's duties t. do So
An intelligent Russell county COW is
the mother of three calves within the
past ten months OF high priced veal
A curious little field mouse crawled
into rural mail box in AtchisOn cOUn-
ty and made itself nest Of the letters.
lola is to have a $4,000 opera house
which" one enthusiastic reporter
says. will be the finest west Of New
York"
Bears around Smedes. Miss. arc evil
IDENTIFY like sugar beets in weSter Kan
sas- They are cultivated chieH:- Or
paper
EmpOTia's town quarrel can't be s.
serious after all. A hundred new stu
dents were added TO the Normal th5
past week.
An lola man has returned from Ok-a-
bona in disgust. He saws everyone
is compelled to mind his own business
down there.
Brighter days are coming to Saliva
A new. parsonage is being erected and
ping-Dong is to be a feature Of fUSace
church sOcials-
Oxford vandals rob the cemetery
graves Of ported plants. How pleasant
it must be to have theE: afterwards
in the dining room
A Santa Fe eating house is being
opened I'D in Syracuse, and town so
ciety is "agOg" over the prospect OF
dozen cOmely mattresses
A Lyon county boy. home from three
years soldier service in the Philip
pines, says: No more for me, thanks.
home looks awful good"
So strict is the Hiawatha curfew law
that any of the Mellen food crowd
caught loaing on the streets after .
o'clock at night are sent to Jail
You are given SS7 and costs said
q Hutchinson judge to eisht offenders
land as they anted up they wondered i
their quiet little key party paid.
The Fredonia Citizens dramatic
critic pays a recent show this rare COM
pliment: "All got their moneys worth,
if such is possible at theater."
Judge Postlethwaite of Jewell coun-
ty has no monopoly Of the eth" appea-
dix in his name. DR.. CrOsthwaite was
on the winning ticket in Ottawa cOUn-
ty.
A grandfather's clock thrown 10
gether in New Hampshire 13S years
ago has reached Wichita AS yet, it
has taken no part in the senatorial
fight
That must have been a b ave y evton
man that, single-handed and alone,
conducted twenty-eight Eastern StG-
ladies on a successful Peal Ody eXcur-
sion.
: Leavenworth man was lated for
the simple reason that he persisted in
tying to break into an underJsker's
establishment He wasn't quit dead
druT K
That all things wait for those who
come after them was exemDlified to q
Pratt man who rolled a peanut two
blocks with a tooth1ick on an election
wager
A Barton county farmer has fewer
turkeys than ne started in the fall with
but The eighteen wolf scalps the county
paid him for this week viii about
square matters
A Burlington man advertises for a
lost $50 bill. adding. Il would surely
know il" A man may be color blind
but he can always tell a greenbaek
when he sees it.
Wichita is such q warm town that
the citizens are planting MinerO tree
seeds with hope Of raising them The
Minero tree hourishes best at home in
Central Africa
he Emporia roundhouse boys an
romeo that they are. gong to Keep
open house this winter HOweveS Feb
ruary's blasts may cause them TO
change their mind
A patient Sedgwick county man made
no protest on thieves stealiEs. his
chickens. bat drew the line a their
beating him Up because they found no
fowls On their second visit
% in LeaEenworth the courts have
broken up q happy family. The father
has been sent to the county jail and
two sons to the state penitentiary.
There was a fight in Coneordia a
few days ago between g bulldog and
q foreigner. A local paper adds that
as neither could be understood. it is
not known what the fuss was about"
A little boy IN Atehison was teasing
another little boy aad said: Yocr
mother takes in washing @Of course.
she does, replied the other little boy;
suppose she would leave It out over