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Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1902-02-22
SOMERSET.
ST. ALBANS.

The Ladies Art Club gave an enter
tainment at the Town hall, Wednesday
evening, to invited guests. The follow
ing delightful program was enjoyed:
Scene representing the Art club at
home. Each member at work on her
favorite piece of fancy work. They
were introduced to the audience by
Mrs. Flossie Hanson: violin solo, w.
o. Hilton; reading, Mrs. Flossie Han
son; duet and chorus, Mrs. Myra
Brigham, Mrs. Addie Emery, N B.
Turner and c. F. Emery; stump speech,
w. o. Hilton; song, C. c. Hanson;
trio, Mrs. Kate Bigelow, Mrs. Myra
Brigham, Irving Babcock; song, N.
b. Turner; recitation, E. VIVIAN
LaughtOn; harp solo, Geo. Merrill;
duet, Mr.. and Mrs. C. F. Emery; in
strumental music, Miss Lena Butler;
song, Mrs. Kate Bigelow; farce, "Out
of a Tangle.' After the program which
was highly appreciated, cake and .cof-
fee We're served. then came a sociable
which was enjoyed by all. "A vote of
thanks was extended by the invited
guests to the Art Club to show their
appreciation for the splendid entertain
ment
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1902-02-22

Pope Leo XIII. celebrated, Thursday
the beginning of the 25th year of his
remarkable pontificate. No man in the
whole long line since Saint Peter him
self has ever worn the triple crown
longer than this. save only two. Leo s
immediate predecessor. Pope Plus TX,
and Pope Plus VI. If Pope Leo XIII.
lives until another November he will
surpass the length of the latter pontifi-
cate. He is now nearly at the end of
his 92d year and is the oldest man
with possibly one exception. Gregory
IX.. that ever ruled at the head of the
Roman church. All men, whatever
creed they profess, have only the deep
est respect for Pope Leo NILS personal
character and the high purposes which
have inspired his reign, and all wish
him peace and happiness in his closing
days.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1902-02-22
When ! Was Corrsin, Ruth

| like 10 SIT on rainy days within my cas-,
chair.
An smoke my pipe. an close my eyes.
an wave 4 truce TO care
| never want to read a hook s1ch fines
but feel as though
I'd rather walk with Memcry the lanes
of Long Ago.
| plum forget that I'm a man. listen
low 20 near
The cherished plan nv bov.sh chur, is
whispering in my ear
A plan for four instead of two close
c.inSinS hearts. forsooth
For Jim was courtin Mitiy then an !!
was courtin Ruth.
Perhaps drive to singin' school some
seven miles away
With beth the girls tucked close an snug
beside us i'll the sleigh:
Perchance a moonlight sk fling tr.n with
them we planned to tahc
The first hard freeze. to Bridgeport, fiv,
miles across the lake
| hear the sleighbeHs chime again. til,
crunch OF crusted snow,
For. all, the drifts arc ueep adown the
lanes Of Long Ago.
But though tile nights were cold car
hearts were warm with loves swe, [
truth,
For Jim was courtin' Miny then, an l
was courtin' Ruth
an easy chair;
They make me plum forget my aches an
pains, an frosty hair.
A tender spot withinDmy heart more ten
der seems to grow
Toward her. my better half. the Ruth
welded long agoi
An when dear Jim. my neighbor nov,
sometimes an evening spends
With us, an brings his wife with him. an
added charm il lends
To plan for four instead of two-an ecno
of our youth.
When Jim was courtin' Miiiy. an when
| was courtin' Ruth.
Roy Farrell Greene.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1902-02-22
New York Produce Market.

New York, Feb. q.
fredericksburg, 1889 bbls; exports.
81 .291 bbls.; sales. 800 pkgs; quiet again
and barely steady in Tone winter patent.
3.S5M4.25; winter streaights, 37Ou3 30:
Mimi. bakers. 95d3. co. WI
WHEAT-Receipts, 81, $50 bush; sales.
l.215,OO0' bush. futures, 100000 bush. spot
spot easy; No. red, So o b afloat: No
red 80 elevator; No. northern Duluth.
S5A + o b af1oat; No. hard Manitoba. 81
o b afioat.
CORN-Receipts. 1900 BUSH exports.
S204 bush: sales. 100000 bush. futures; SPOT
steady: o. 2, 6sss elevator and 677s t o b
afloat. .G.s ---' ,..t . -.
OATS-Receipts, 1900 bush: exports,
30 295 BUSH: spot strong; No 2, 50: No. =.
~; No white. SPY; No. white 81; track
mixed western, 5om52: track white, 5Od56.
BEEF-Firm.
CUT ENTHUSIASTICALLY
IARD-EaSy; western steamed gCDfI
965: refined steady; continent. go; s. a
PORK-Steady.
BUTTER-Firm; creamery. 2263O; fac
tory. 1Jd2l: June creamery, 17M25: state
dairy 20u2S ri,
EGGS-Lower, closing strong; state
and Penna.. 3Jis.
POTArOES-Steady.
SUGAR-Raw, steady: fair refining, ga
centrifugal SO test, 3ss: refined, firm
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1902-02-22

In very short time our flag will be
flying over the so-called Danish West
Indies, and. by the way, it may be re-
marked in passing that the flag will go
up to stay, just as it has in the Philip
pines. From St. Thomas already
comes the appeal for one reform, and
surely the appeal is well founded. 1t
seems that in a fortress in the harbor
there is a cannon, which judging by its
report, weighs $50 tons. 1t is fired
every morning about o'clock, in mere
continuation of the old practice of
waking slaves; and it's awful blast is
almost twenty-four-hOur terror to all
strangers, if not to the inhabitants. By
all means, let Uncle Sam have that gun
promptly smelted. The petition of St.
Thomas has the sympathy of SO,OOO,OOo
Americans.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1902-02-22

New Jersey. The first commission, made
out to his great grandfather, is nearly
III years old, having been issued on April
4, 1IS5
DR.. V. G.. Simkovitch. who has charge
of the literary treasures of Columbia
University, has purchased for the library
during the past week an early Italian
manuscript of great value, containing the
epistles of st. Jerome, believed to haV-
been made during the ninth century.
A. Wendlinger, of RichnSond, Va, a mil
itary tailor, now 80 years old made the
uniforms for Jefferson Davis staff and
for the staff Of every governor since then,
and has been selected to make the uni
forms for Governor Montagues staff.
who has changed the color from confeder-
ate gray to bright blue.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1902-02-22

This is the 10th anniversary of the
birth Of Washington and as such is a
legal holiday i'm every state of the
Union. save in Mississippi and there
the day Is annually observed by exer-
cises in the public schools. We are
told that the first observance of Wash
ington's birthday was on Feb. %, 1854
Peace had been declared and the people
began to turn their attention to honor
ing those who had led them through
the struggle of the Revolution. Holt
days were rare at that time. The next
occasion of peculiar interest was the
anniversary of 1899. 1t being the
first after the death of Washington, it
was treated in the spirit of fast, rath-
er than of a holiday. After this. for
many years, the day was not one of
any public observance. and in most
states was not made a legal holiday
until well toward the close of the last
century. The name of Washington
only grows brighter with passing years.
ard the appreciation of the debt owed
him by America and by all mankind
was never greater than today.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1902-02-22

George II. Swezey. of Irvington. N. j.,
has a collection of birds which includes
every species. native and resident. of New
Jersey. He has worked as collector for
the past fifteen years.
Rev. DIR. Henry Spellmeyer, pastor of
the Centenary Methodist Church, New
ark, N. j., has again been named chair
man of the commission to locate and ar.
range for the general conference, to be
held in 1904.
Vincent, Of the Methodist church, is men
toned for the presidency of the Univer-
sity of Wisconsin. He Is at present pro-
lessor OF sociology in the University Of
Chicago.
Former Assemblyman Peter B. Fair.
child OF. Orange, N. j., has In his pos
session FOUR Official documents signed re-
spectively by the four first governors of
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1902-02-22

The announcement from various
sources within the Democratic party
that 'anti-imperialism' will be its
chief issue in 19O4-the lesson of the
1900 defeat not having yet penetrated
the donkey's head-brings a vigorous
protest from the strongest Democratic
newspapers in the South. The Atlanta
Constitution, the Nashville American
and the Memphis Commercial have al
ready expressed themselves as squarely
opposed to such program. The Mont
gomery. Ala, Advertiser adds it's voice
to this protest by saying: The folly OF
making, or trying to make, a definite
issue of anti-imperialsm is mere moon
dividual opinions of Democrats may be
or the question of our foreign policy,
it is foolish to suppose that the party
will unite in opposition to the policy of
the government while it is engaged in a
foreign war. 1t is perfectly true that
some of our strongest Democratic
statesmen are opposed to the retention
Of the Philippines, but is is equally
true that others of equal prominence
and patriotism, as well as of equal de-
votion to Democracy, are in full accord
with the policy now being pursued. We
admit that Democrats may hold these
diverse opinions without ceasing to be
Democrats. but to talk about uniting
the party on policy of virtual opposi-
ton to the government is tommy-rot.
Evidently Senator Jones wishes to fall
upon an issue which will virtually rele-
gate the money question to the back
ground without saying so in so many
words lie would find, if he could have
his way. that his paramount issue
would divide the Democracy infinitely
worse than free coinage did" Evident
ly another Democratic issue than anti
imperialism will have to be sought.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1902-02-22
Warmed Up.
my supper's cold,"
He swore with vim.
And then she made
1t hot for him.
Reflections of a Bachelor.

Woman doesn't need man; she needs
several of him.
Mental science is splendid to cure you
of things you haven't got.
Some men get over being conceited the
same time they get over the habit OF
breathing.
The first thing a man must do when nc
goes into public life is to forget all the
rules he learned from the head of his
copy book.
The way to do with a woman is the way
a good driver does with a horse-let her
believe when she is going up hill with 4
load that she could run away with the
trap if she wanted to; going down hi'l
or on the level, light make her believe
the curb could run away with her if ii
wanted to.-New York Press.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1902-02-22
VOICES OF THE PRESS.
Ex-Confederates Not Guilty.

indianapolis JOurnaD-
1t is due to eX-Confederates to declare
that Representative. Wheeler, OF Ken
lucky, who made spectacle OF himself
in the, House on Friday, is not one Of
them. He was born in 1SG;i and belongs
to a more modern and less descent type.
A Factor to BE Taken Into Account.
tKansas City JournaD.
Russian officials remark complacently
that there is the best of feeling between
their government and the United States.
Is it possible that the Russian Officials
haven't heard of the great war which Er.
r. Benjamin Andrews is about to open
between the two countries?
The Crazy Soberness of kentuckian.
Detroit Free Press.
Being a Kentucky statesman it is 10
be inferred that Mr.. Wheeler was crazy
sober at the time he made that ridiculous
exhibition of himself.
The Next Bryan Hallueination.
(Atlanta JournaD.
Now that Mr. Bryan has $500 heifc",
he may yet insist on the free coinage Of
Jersey butter.
Kentucky and Philippine Casualties.
ATLANTA ConstitutiOn.
The list of dead and wounded in a little
Kentucky scrap is four times as lor;s
as the same days casualties in the PHI
ippine war.
PecuIiarities of Our Country.
(The Pittsburg Times).
When Henry sights dand again it will
be the shores of country in which
king. queen and a prince are not enough
to open a jackpot.
-. The Republican Leader.
Chicago Inter OCEAN,.
The Republican party and the Amer;-
can people are with Theodore Roosevelt,
for he has displayed in politics as on the
battlefield the leadership that leads.
Give Wheeler His Due
Boston HERALD.
1t is due to Mr.. Wheeler of Kentucky,
to say that his whapgdoodle speech is
published in full in the "Congressiona!
Record just as he spoke it. Wheeler
may be an ass, but he Is no dodger.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1902-02-22
|Wy8llNgB Gossip
An Optimistic Song.

After the roses wither,
Leaving the thorns alone,
Be glad for the thOrns recalling
The roses that redly shone.
After the silence hauntS us,
Holding us overriding.
Hear in the echoes of silence,
Strains of an old sweet song.
After the clouds swing lower,
After the light is done,
See in the gloomy shadows
Promise of golden sun.
Rich in the hour of sadness
Cometh the rare alloy
Memorys wonderful pictures
Showing our one-time JOY.
What if the gloom of midnight
Bringeth a dream forlorn?
Out of the clinging darkness
Springeth the rosy morn.
What If the roses wither,
Leaving the thorny stem?
Think of the glowing roses!
Let us be glad for them!
Selected.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1902-02-22

The -vaccinationists have been
heard and the verdict on their case
win be rendered in due season. How
I.onotonous things would be here in
Boston without our large assortment of
antis. They are all pretty much alike.
Boston Herald.
There are those whose memory goes
back to the time when the esteemed
Herald suffered from frequent and
acute attacks of the anti" fever, and
one never knows when it will break out
again.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1902-02-22

Deputy Sheriff Harry c. Turner Of Yai :
mouth with another citizen OF that town.
brought into Portland, Thursday night,
on che OF the Yarmouth cars John j.
Minough, John }. Brogan and Edward
Rossignol, who are cha gel with +: csking
into the cottage owned by coombs BROTH
ers OF Yarmouth located at Town Land
ing. The arrest was very cleverly mace
and may turn out to be more important
than wasfat first supposed as i'm the pos
session of one OF these men was found
ca, ridges and caps such as are used in
blowing open safes. The police think
that they may be able to throw soa,e
light Oh the attempted break al West
nrnnk Last week. -
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1902-02-22
Financial.
Dollars and Horse Sense"
WE NEVER EMPLOY AGENTS
OR PAY COMMISSIONS

OR PAY COMMISSIONS
our business is strictly cooperative
and as we understand cooperation all In
terested should share alike Why should
some other person receive commission
on your investment? Concerns that re
sort to this method of securing business
are generally short lived, grab all there
Is in sight, and go out of business. prob
ably to open up later under a different
name. We have ample evidence to sub
stantiate this statement. No misrepre-
sentation in any respect Do everything
We claim. Everybody interested shares
alike. Our booklet Dollars and Horse
Sense, will tell you how we do II, and
the extensive reference list ACCOMPANY
ing 1t will verify our claim that your
money earns an average weekly profit of
per cent, and the Investment is AWAY,
subject to your control. Twenty years Of
experience and two years under the pres
ent cooperative plan. with a record sec
ond to none is the evidence we have to of
fer. Legitimate financial agencies report
on us. and to this we will add the tff-
dorsement OF two national banks and AN
extensive list of customers. WV
O'Hara. 1870 and 112l Union Trust Bldg
Cincinnati, Ohio. feb22 .dIfS
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1902-02-22
Mere Opinion.

The man who is most vehement in his;
denunciaton Of favoritsm is always any,
ious to secure some.
1t is easy to cry out for the public g
good when 1t will not interfere with one :
private gains.
Most of the nuisances In this world ara
men who try to let their friends keep on
tn hiking them funny.
man who can remember his first love
aft air must have remarkable memory.
The woman who says she would JUS
die if her picture appeared in the paper
has her photograph ready.-Chicago Re
cord Herald.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1902-02-22
Boston. Feb. Il.

Boston. Feb. Il.
FLOUR-Spring patent. 4M4.30.
CORN-Steamer yellow, So.
OATS-Twotclip white, 5252.
PORk-Backs, 20. 25G2l.
BEEF-Steers. 9EM10.
VEALS-10u12.
LAMB-1tZdIIiz.
LARD-Tierce, 10jA-
BUTTER-Northern creamery. 2SRG3D
CHEESE-New northern twins, l1hMa.
EGGS-Eastern. 37M3S.
DEMONSTRATORS. 7SMs0.
SUGAR-Granulated. 4.S0.
MIXED FEED-22M23.
BRAN-Spring. 20. 75dI21; winter, % "a.
COTTONSEED MEALS
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1902-02-22

The Canadian brand of whiskey is
variety for a statesman looking for
trouble. A member of the Dominion
Parliament, declared in a speech, this
on the United States, wipe Washington
off the map ana annex the rest of the
country. And he thought it could be
done, too in less than six months. He
was utterly Disguised, a la Wheeler of
Kentucky, with the "truculent sy-
cophancy" of Canada and England
toward this republic. He and Wheeler
should meet in joint convention
and pass appropriate resolutions.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1902-02-22

bers were accepted in the forenocl az
candidates, and two proposed for mem
bership. Work has been commenced on
sheathing the dining hall.
The entertainment committee have far
nished TWO fine entertainments and sew
eral more are proposed. The proceeds
will be app opriated for finishing the din
ing fall and buying books for the library
The meetings are wei attended, and the
grange is i'll all respects in Il very Pros
porous condition.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1902-02-22
STATE NEWS.
KENNEBEC.
READEIEIQ.

Mr.. and Mrs. E. A. Gile of Auburn are
visiting their daughter, Mrs. Leon Tib-
belts.
Mrs. Annie Manter Griswold is visiting
her father, ]. w. Manter.
The dramatic club from Belgrade Will
play Uncle Rube' at Grange hall, Tues
day evening, February "a.
Rev. T. S. Walker will commence his
pastorate at Livermore Fails, March l.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1902-02-22
TEXAS OIL STOCKS

BOUGHT AND SOLD.
on commission. Private leased Postal.
wires. Members Beaumont. Houston and
Galveston Oil Exchanges. Offices, Levy
Bldg, Galveston; Binz Bldg, Houston.
Caswell Flats. Beaumont; 147 State St.
Chicago. and S2S Broadway, New Xoti:'
Write for quotations and advice Nhw
York, Chicago and Beaumont Security
and Oil Investment Co Address Main
Office. Galveston, Texas. Reliable repre-
sentatives wanted in every city. Write
for Circular Letter feb22. dIts
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1902-02-22
MADISON.

c. d. Holbrook has commenced lum-
bering operations on his swamp lot.
He has employed Lester Jackman
with his four horse team to haul his
lumber to Lakewood.
Dana Robbins of North Madison,
has been packing aples for a Portland
firm, in Industry. -, s-..
The Pomona meeting. Madison, was
a great success in point of numbers
and the program was we'll carried out.
F. +. Paine, merchant of North
Arson, died suddenly last Friday in
his store of apoplexy. He had been
prominent in town affairs for many
years, having filled various offices in
the gift of the town.
Rev. Mr.. and Mrs. Kyle of North
Arson, will move in few days to
their daughters home in Concord, N.
III.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1902-02-22
New York Cotton Market.

New York. Feb. q.
Spot cotton closed quiet. Middling Up
lands. 1916; do. Gulf. 9 1-16. Sales, none.
Cotton futures closed steady. Febrp
airy. SCI; March, S.64; April. SIS: MAY.
S4S; June, S4S; July. S.4S; August, $50.
September, 500; October. 787
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1902-02-22
LIGHT AND AIRY.
His Trouble.

Pinchon Steele-Please. kind lady, won't
yer help a poor Teller watts jist gittin
round agen a ter bein' confined to de
house fur a year?
Mrs. Goodsole-Here. poor man, take
this quarter, and what was your trouble?
Rheumatism?
Pinchon Steele-No'm. 1t wuz bad at
tack o kleptomania
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1902-02-22

Secretary Root utters a plain and Wig
orous denial of those reports of the
barbarity of American soldiers in the
Philippines which certain class OF
papers has been so fond of printing.
He is both emphatic and specific in his
refutation and his words will carry
weight around the world. 1t is hard
to, see how such unscrupulous false-
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1902-02-22

who escaped the wdtchiul eye on guar d
at Dresden, where are detained the men
believed to have been exposd to small
poX. asked for lodging at the police sta
ton in Portland, Thursday night. He
showed no signs of the disease but will
be detained until it is believed al danger
of cOntagion is past
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1902-02-22

Whatever may be the trouble with
ex-President Cleveland's health it is
plain that his nerves are all right. One
evidence of this is in his bag of $50
ducks. this week. on the Virginia coast.
Possibly, however, his guide did the
shooting, as our Maine guides occa-
sionaIly do for the visiting sportsmen.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1902-02-22
A Matter of Course.

Mrs. Observation-Disclosures. | don't know
anything more surprising than the WY
our gas bills run up.
Mr.. Hauskeep-O! it isn't so surprising
when you consider how many thousand
feet they have.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1902-02-22
The One Execution.

Hes quite linguist. He has COM
mand of every language in the civilized
world
Yes. of every tongue but one. and
that's English"
What nonSenSe!'
Fact. It's his wife's."
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1902-02-22

some Of the New Yorlt papers, among
them the New York Sun, are develop
ing Il suDernatorial boom for eX-Speak-
or Reed. The views Of MIR. Reed on the
subject are yet to be made public.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1902-02-22

The death of Cyrus M. Wormell
will not be the cause of unalloyed grief
to the crooks of this and other states.
W HON during his life Mr.. Wormell
often brought to grief. He was for
several years sheriff of oxford county
and since 1890. has been State detec-
tive in which position he won a reputa-
ton as one of the shrewdest and ablest
officers in the State. His abilities were
widely recognized and he was often
called into other states to assist in the
detection of criminals.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1902-02-22

No notice whatever Will be taken VI
unsigned communications
The journal cannot be held r"spon
alb. far the preservation or return Of
rejected communications.
AJdSe.s NIL com m IA icatiOns relating
to subscriptions and advertisements ~
BURLEIGH & FLYNT, Fupiishers'
Augusta, Maine.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1902-02-22

The hen thieves continue their nefari-
Gus work in Lewiston and the officials
are unable to get on the track of the Of
Tenders. The latest sufferer is a man
living on the Sabattus road who lost
nearly every one of his flock of 40 hens.
The authorities believe that the hens
are dressed and then sold in the local
markets. Sadly wicked place, Lewis
ton!
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1902-02-22

Joncsport Enterprise: Like most
towns Jonesport in past years has
been the victim of the fads in rage
but thank God we are thus far spared
the basket ball team foolery.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1902-02-22
Equally DISTRESSING.

Can you imagine anything more NOR
tifying than to think of the clever retort
that you might have made?
We'll. it's "a heap more Notifying to
think OF the alleged clever retort you did
make that you had better have left un-
made