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Her Dear Friends.

Maud-Haven't you noticed that Isa-
bel is having a good deal of trouble
with her eyes these days?
Mabel-No.. How?
Maud-She can't keep them off that
young Swooper when he happens to be
in her neighborho od.-Chicago Trib-
une.
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The Way of the World

Things are very badly arranged in
this world"
"How SOP"
"Why, the man with the money
usually lacks the digestion and the
man with the digestion seldom has
the money."-Chicago Post.
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Closed the Incident.
His Preference.

(Which side of your face would you
rather have shown in the picture?"
asked the photographer.
"The outside" answered the sitter,
who had heard of the advance made in
X-ray Observation-Disclosures Amer-
lean.
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Daily
Going Down Hill.

Miss McSplurge-Why do you take
on so over papa's failure, ma? This
isn't the first time he has had to call
his creditors together.
Mrs. McSplurge (weeping)-Y-e-s,
but this time he hasn't failed for
enough to be respectable. Boo. hoo,
hool-N. Y. Weekly.
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Consolation.

Mrs. Subbub engaging cook)-1'm
sure you and will get along togeth-
err first-rate, but I want to tell you
right now that my husband is very
hard man to please.
The Cook-Well, don't worry, dears
it's aisy fer yez t. git a DIVORCE.
these days.-Brooklyn Life.
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As Seen from Afar.

Omitted States senator's are mighty
busy people," said Farmer Corntossel.
EYES," answered his wife, sit appears
like they was eithermakin' or breakin'
laws all the me"-Washington Star.
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Honeymoon Trust

Mrs. Oldun-And do you really be
Iieve everything your husband tells
you?"
Mrs. Newed-To be sure do. Tom
says he tells me nothing but the
truth about things I should know
Chicago Daily News.
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An Economist.

"They say he's an economical man."
Economical! Well, rather. Why,
he told the young man who was en-
gagged to his daughter that if he would
elope with her he'd give him half what
the wedding would cost."-Chicago
Post
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Bait.

The fisherman, with line and hoek.
Hears, as he idly basks,
The gurgle Of the limpid brook
And exc the limpid TASKS.
philadelphia Press.
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Doubtful,

Bluffer-I would challenge that cad,
who insulted me, to duel, if was sure
of one thing.
Biffer-What's that?
Bluffer-That he wouldn't accept the
challenge.-Ohio State Journal.
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!zhI5f1ILES5
tS -N11AQNAS1S II IL < Adzs5asaa
ne mad q Job.

Fred-Now that our college days
are over, what are you going to do
for living?
Bob-Oh, I've accepted a position
with old man Gotrox.
Fred-So? What kind of a posi-
ton?
Bob-son-in-law. - Chicago Daily
News. a.
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The Summer Girl.

To carve her name upon a tree
Is romance without reason;
I'd rather write It on the Sand
1t won't be there next season.
M Y. Sun.
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First Trombone-Ach, do not blay
here. Let us away.
The Double Bass-But der man in
side said dot we blays here he would
take us in undt give us drink.
First Trombone-But dot ist der
drubbles. Dond you see it ist er min
eral waiter boddling works. Herrouse
NIT um.-Chisago Tribune.
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A Vegetarian.

Bhzer-Yes, my wife chews the rag
a great deal.
Ruzzer-Why, 1 didn't know your
wife was vegetarian!-Ohio State
Journal
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Not to BE Overlooked,

"Why, don't believe" her mother
laid, shat he has more than one suit
to his name"
@But," she answered cenvincingly,
he has hyphen to it. you know."-Chi-
eago Record-Herald.
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Not Too Exnctinn.

"Ahi professor, if we could adequate
ly express our admira TONI
81 know eet ees difficult, ladies'; but
I am satisfied ven my admirers do 20
best Zey can!"-Puck.
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Probably.
ssThat "A
When first was heard

"That fills the bill!'-When first was heard
In use this common term?
Perhaps twas when the early bird
Had caught the early worm
-PI1olx
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'The greatest race across the At
iantic that ever heard tell Of" be-
gan the racing skipper.
as the Irish, of course" interrupt
ed Hooligan.-Catholic Standard and
The Kinsley graphic. [volume] (Kinsley, Kan.) 1890-1940, 1902-07-11

Love isn't satisfied with a cottage
any more. says the Chicago Record
Herald, unless it is provided with open
plumbing and servants room, at
least.
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The idea Pleaaea Him.

Mrs. de Fadd-The latest fashion is
to have the piano built into the wall.
Mr.. de Fadd (wearily)-Well, that's
sensihlel Let's wall up ours.-Tit.
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Timsly Advice.

BillEThey say rubber is very high.
Jill-Yes; you ought to begin and
economic with your neck. my boyl-s
Yonkers Statesman.
The Kinsley graphic. [volume] (Kinsley, Kan.) 1890-1940, 1902-07-11

First Doetor-Capital photograph,
En't it?
Second Doetof-Flatters the lefs
lung little, think.-Westminste r
Budget.
The Kinsley graphic. [volume] (Kinsley, Kan.) 1890-1940, 1902-07-11

And across the board she gave hin
her first kiss.-Ledger Monthly.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1902-03-20
MRS. CLARA w. FORD.


 The funeral of Mrs. Clara w. Ford will be held from her late residence, 3S Avon street, on Friday at o'clock in the afternoon. The interment will be in the Whitneyville cemetery
 The deceased was born in Danville, Province of Quebec, sixty-fve years ago About forty-three years ago she was married to Harvey Ford. He was employed for several years in the Mar lin Arms company's establishment. Since his death nearly four years ago Mrs. Ford had resided with her daugh- ters, Mrs. Goodyear, at 3S Avon street She leaves eight children, five sons and and three daughters, and one sister and one brother. The children are Charles c. Ford the prosecuting attor- hey at Ansonia, William E. Ford, Cur tis H. Ford, Robert H. Ford and Hora tio H. Ford, residents of this city. The daughters are Mrs. Harry G. Good year, Mrs. E. E. Okeson and Mrs. John s. Nixon. These also are residents of New Haven. Her sister is Mrs. Saloma Goddard of St. Hyacinthe, Province of Quebec, and the brother is Horatio H, Cleveland of St. Joe, Min nesota She had been for many years a member of the Grand avenue Con- church, and was highly re- speoted and esteemed by all who knew her
The daily morning journal and courier., 1902-03-20
RUNAWAY ON EDWARDS STREET.
Charles Reinwad's Load of Pickles
 Strewn Along Lawrence Street

Charles Renwalds Load of Pickles
 Strewn Along Lawrence Street.
 Yesterday morning while the alarm for the fire on Crown street was ringing a horse belonging to Charles ReinWald of Whitneyville became frightened on Edwards street by the changing of the fire bell in the tower near by, and ran away. smashing the wagon and dump ing the contents along the street Mr. Reinwald, who peddles pickles and deli catessen was delivering an order and had left his horse and wagon standing at the curb when the fire bell near by began to clane The horse, usually quiet animal, dashed away down Nash street to Lawrence street, up Law renee street to Lowell school. in front of which the wagon struck a telegraph pole and was wrecked. A load of pick les in the wagon was scattered and the school children of Lowell school proceed ed to gather in a harvest of pickles. A policeman was called to guard the spill ed load.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1902-03-20

Manchester, Willimantic, and Storrs. Mr. Starkweather was member of the legislature in 1885.
 Miss Lottie Woodward of South Nor walk daughter of F. A. Woodward Friday won the first scratch prize in l the ladies' handicap gold tournament at Tampa bay, Fla. The prize was beautiful, gold lined silver cup and was won from a field of fourteen contest ants, representatives of Boston, New York, Philadelphia, Cleveland, Pitts l burg, Hartford and Trenton. Miss Woodward's scratch score was IF for the eighteen holes. The young lady is justly proud of her prize, and modest ly received the congratulations of the hundreds of golfers wintering at this resort.
 The prominent out of town guests who have slgnified their intention to attend the annual military ball of the Sarsf1eld Guard include Governor Mc- Lean, Adjutant General Cole, Mayor Harbison of Hartford and Mayor Null vihill of Bridgeport. The committee in charge of the bah expect to be able to announce more aceeptanees in a few
 
 been disposed of and the committee has a number of applicatinos on hand that cannot be filed
 The New Haven Congregational club will hold it's next meeting on Monday March 24. A reception to the speaker and guest of the evening, the Rev. Will liam Allen Knight of Boston, will be held from 6 to 6:30 o'clock, at which hour supper will be served by the la dies of the church. At s o'clock Rev, MT. Knight will deliver an address up on the subject Personal Experience in Trying to Apply the Gospel to Labor Problems. The musical part of the 1 will be furnished by the or ganist and quartet of the Grand ave | nue church. The speaker of the even ing is pastor of Berkeley Temple in l Boston, and a member of the National | Council Commission on Labor He is said to be an eloquent and able speak CT Major n. A. Blakeslee chairman of the nominating committee. will be | present to receive applications for to the club.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1902-03-20
poit,s Wonderlnmd Then,er

It is fascinating to be puzzled, especially by such delightful folks as Ten Ichi and his troupe of Japanese wonder workers. Jnps, representatives of that sturdy isle of the orient, are popular, and their efforts to give us some of their own wonders arc all ways welcomed.
 Ten Ichi and his associates are no ordi4 nary lot, They are both original and cever. Perhaps the tricks they do are familiar in Japan, but here they are strange and sur prising, It is also q question whether any native American child is a magician at such tender age as the little Japanese maid who does the bag trick so well.
 The chief stunt done by these wonder. fu people is the water juggling. Streams of water are iuggled from bowls, on the fan tips, from head to head of inc perform CTS and in all sorts of queer positions. This feat Is the newest thing ever seen here and no one seems able to solve it.
 There are six people in the troupe and they form the most interesting group of who have ever visited uS.
 The vaudeville olo is first-class. It has Garfield and Carleton, Waterbury brothers and Penny, the Browninw s's.ers. Crane brothers and Belmont, Johnson aud Wells, AieShane and shannon and the vitgrlpn.
 Prices: Matinee, 10 and 20 cents; evening, 1O 20 and 30 cents; ladies at matinee, 10 cents. ssA
The daily morning journal and courier., 1902-03-20
MIME. NORDICA.
A Splendid Entertainment for Next
 Monday Night

Mime. Nordica is radiantly handsome this year, and never has been in mare superb voice. This great artist is an impressive example of what work and brains will do, for she possesses both, and if she stands at the head of her profession in the world to-day, it is because she has worked untiringly and without ceasing. Her success as Isolde in Wagners "Triston and Isolde" at the opening of the grand opera in Munich, where were gatherd all the greatest critics of the day, amounted to an ovation. This, in the very heart of the country where the Colossus wrote and educated his hearers.
 Mime. Nordica is making a recital tour in America this season, and 1t is at once delightful and instructive to hear her in simple ballads, which she sings with as great charm and talent as she brings to her operatic roles. She will be here Monday night at the Hy perion. Sale of seats Friday at o'clock a. m. Reserved seats 75c to S2. Gallery 50c.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1902-03-20
GOLDEN BROWN.
The Color Sought In Coffee.


 When a person has been shown that g keep one well it is a thing not likely tc De forgotten.
 Coffee is a killer" for many people and, of course, when left off, the user will probably regain degree Of health without any outside help, but when Postum Food Coffee is used the return to health is much more rapid, for Pos tuna is a distinct and well defined health builder with a delicious coffee flavor and a beautiful deep brown color that changes to golden brown when cream is added.
 A Chicago man, Peter G. Hoist, at 315 Englewood Ave, writes, Reading in the paper the other day something about Postum Cereal it awoke in me a reminiscent vein.
 About five years ago, when l was a miserable dyspeptic, l first heard Of Postum Cereal Coffee and put it to a careful test.
 I had been afflicted, for years with chronic dyspepsia and all the medicines l had tried were in vain. One by one had to leave them off and was in des- pair as to what I should do for relief.
 My first taste of Postum was about ten o'clock one morning. l did not dare to take cream with it for l knew what the result would be with my stomach. That is, I thought l did. l have since learned that cream can be taken in Pos tum even by bad dyspeptics, but l had my first taste with only hot water in it and a little sugar. The second cup fol- lowed the first and third followed the second. I took my departure munch- ing some of the dry grains of Postum as I was determined to investigate it's effects thoroughly.
 That day I had no dinner and exper- fenced no distressing sensations, on the contrary felt as though my appetite had been appeased.
 The next day I began to use Postum regularly and before the first package had been entirely used l discovered the most encouraging symptoms. The dys- pepsia and headaches which l had been subject to daily, entirely disappeared, also the distressing vomiting spells. The bowels improved steadily and regu- larly. I ate cautiously but was sustained by the Postum Coffee After the first package I tried it with milk, then with cream, without experiencing the least Of course I was delight | ed and the future looked bright. From the first experience up to date my | health has been splendid I have in- creased in weight from t39 to lS7 pounds | and can digest anything l desire. l can | say honestly and cheerfully that l | would recommend Postum to any one l suffering the tortures of dyspepsia"
The daily morning journal and courier., 1902-03-20
SATURDAY MORNING CLUB.

Celebration of the Twenty First Anni-
 versary Last Night at Lawn Club.
 Last evening the Saturday Morning club celebrated it's twenty-fi first anniver- sary with a meeting at the Lawn club, and it was attended by all Of the twen- ty-seyen members The house was made unusually attractive and the eve ming was greatly enjoyed by all pres ent The decorations were by Monroe and were tasty. The president of the club is Mrs. Frank Porter and some of the members are Mrs. Arthur T. Had ley Mrs Frank H. Shell, the Misses Whitney and Miss Bristol
The daily morning journal and courier., 1902-03-20
COMMITTEES ELECTED.
At the State Convention of the Y. M

At the State Convention of the Y. M
 c. A.
 Secretary Bates announced yesterday noon the committees which were elect ed at the convention of the State Young Mems Christian association held in New Britain Monday.
 On the state advisory committee were: V. Munger, Ansenia; H. D. Simonds, Bridgeport; Edwin Hallock, Derby: Dr W. H. Donaldson, Fair field; c. A. Jewell, Hartford H. H. Goodwin, Hartford T. l.. Norton, Lakeville; w. l.. Squire, Meriden; w.. H. Catlin, Meriden; George T Meech, Middletown; D. l.. Clarke, Milford; F. G. Pratt, New Britain; George P. Phenix, Wilimantic; Cyrus E. Lewis, Shelton; l.. w. Cleaveland, New Ha- ven; Alfred Colt, George Whittlesey Randall and H. S. Mygatt of New Mil ford; Howard N. Wakeman, South port; Walter M Smith, Stamford; pr. w. B. Cogewell, Stratford; J. w. Hague, Torrington: Frederick M. Cowles, Wallingford; Walter w. Holmes, Waterbury; R. E. Holmes, Winsted; Professor w. P. Bradley and E. B. Fall of Middletown; Dr. c. c. Bohannan, South Norwalk, and w. H. Hart of New Britain.
 For the state executive committee the following men were elected:
 w. R. Burnham, Norwich; John T. Mason, New Haven; H. w, Scovill, Waterbury: Clarence L.. Reid, Stam- ford, and l.. D. Warner of Naugatuck.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1902-03-20
THEATER UNROOF-
 ED.

Gale of Wind Has a Merry Time
 Large Trees Also Uprooted.
 A terrific gale of wind played havoc with the old band stand and theater at Lighthouse Point yesterday afternoon, about o'clock. The long stretch down the harbor gave sufficient pace for the wind to manoeuvre and it seemed to center it's fury on this building. The large eight-inch posts were twisted off as though they were broom handles and the roof lifted into the air and dropped again on a number of the large trees some fifty feet away. Three of the trees were badly damaged, while a fourth made great hole in the roof and protrtdes through about ten feet A number of other trees in the vicinity were uprooted No other damages was done to the other buildings on the Point, as they are all pretty well shell tered by the trees of the grove.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1902-03-20
PENSIONS ISSUED YESTERDAY.

PENSIONS ISSUED YESTERDAY.
 The pension office yesterday issued the following Connecticut pensions: Original to Deming S. Bensy of Hart ford, $6 per month; to Jonathan J. Bar tholomew of New Haven, $S per month: to Eli r. Burton of Trunbull. S6 per month; to Joel M. Wheeler of Ansonia, SIP per month, and Edwin Peck of New Haven, $6 per month. In- crease to Henry A. Perkins of Nor wich. SIP per month; to George w.. Rumbles of Mystic, $S per month; to Daniel Carney, Noroton Heights. $S per month: to Jerome Munger of Tor rtnctor, s13 per month. Widows renew al to Elizabeth M. Curtis of New Ha- ven. $17 per month, and to Elizabeth A. Rice of New Haven, SIP per month
The daily morning journal and courier., 1902-03-20
FUNERAL OF HENRY D. JANIS
 WICK

The funeral of the late Henry D. JansWick was held from the family residence at No. AZ Lafayette street at 3 o'clock yesterday afternoon. Rev. MT. Sharpley, curate of Christ church, otficiated at the services and spoke in most beautiful manner of the de- ceased. The services both at the house and at the grave were largely attended by the many friends of the family. The interment was in Mapledale cemetefy.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1902-03-20
INFANT JOHNSON.

Carl Albert Johnson, the fifteen day old son of MT. and Mrs. Otto Johnson, died at the home of his parents. at 161 Blake street, on Tuesday. The little fellow had been ill of pneumonia but for about one day. MT. and Mrs. John son have the sympathy of a host of friends in their aff1iction.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1902-03-20

The regular meeting of City lodge No. S6, To. O. F., last night, was an im- portant one and the attendance was quite large. The second degree was conferred on six candidates<and several propositions were received.
 Tomorrow night the degree team of Sassacus Encampment will have a spe- oial drill and it is hoped that all mem hers will be present
The daily morning journal and courier., 1902-03-20
PRESIDENT HADLEY'S LECTURE.

Large Audience in College Street Hall
 Yesterday Afternoon.
 President Hadley, of Yale, delivered an interesting lecture yesterday after noon in College street hall on "The De- velopment of the University in Europe and in America" There was a large attendance and the lecture was greatly enjoyed by all who heard it.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1902-03-20
OBITUARY NOTES.
Ed ward Marx.

Edward Marx died at the New Ha- ven hospital early yesterday morning. The deceased had been failing for a number of months. General debility is given as the cause of his death. He was well known in this city and had for great number of years resided here. He is survived by son-in-law James M. Beers. The funeral will take place from his late residence at No. S6 Asylum street, The arrangements for the services have not as yet been com- pleted.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1902-03-20
AT MENDEL & FREEDMAN'S.

Owing to the storm the Store Was
 Closed Last Night.
 There were large crowds at Mendel & Freedman's store yesterday viewing the fine spring creations in millinery and it was the expectation of the firm to keep open house last night, but ow- ing to the bad weather the store was closed at the regular time, Tomorrow night the store will be kept open to make up for last night,
The daily morning journal and courier., 1902-03-20
ENTERT4INM ENIS.
Hyperion TheRter.
KIDDER APPEARS SATUR-
 

|
 KATHRYN KIDDER APPEARS SATUR- DAY NIGHT.
 l Kathryn kidder's ancestors both on the
 maternal and paternal side can be traced | back to Revolutionary days. This fact is worthy of note in view of her impersonation of Molly Pitcher, the heroine of the Ameri can Revolution, Molly, 1t will be remem bered, was the sturdy country girl who snatched the ramrod from her dead hus. bands hand at the battle of Monmouth and took his place, loading and firing the can non throughout the engagement. There IS
 probably no American actress better suited
 for Molly Pitcher" than Kathryn hidder, who will appear at the Hyperion next Sat
 urday night. Miss Kidder is supported by an unusually strong company, which has
 been selected by her manager, George Il.
 Brennan, with particular reference to the New York run, which will commence short ly after her appearance here. The compa' ny includes Lester Lonergan, Oliver Oliver, Ethelwyn Hoyt, Jean Chamblin, Marion Ashworth, T. C. Hamilton. Orr $; Cash, Seymour Stratton, H. David Todd, Richard Sterling Bertram Godfrey, Charles Kenne dy, William Bechte and Edward O'Connerl Seats now on sale Prices $1.5O. Sl, 70 cents 90 cents and D cents.
 In the Ward and Vokes company to be seen at the Hyperion on Friday night, March 2S, iI "'rhe Head Walters" theater- goers will delight in knowing that they are again to see Lucy Daly, that yivacious littla much merit, and quaint Margaret Daily Vokes, her sister, who has made a success of the slavey character roles. Both these ladies possess admirers in every American city for their artistic ability and charming personality.
 David Harum" is the fifteenth Americar play in which William II. Crane has ap peared within the last twelve years. Crane has played more different types of Ameri cans than any other actor on the native stage, and he notably encourages native authors by accepting and producing their works. w. II. Crane will be seen in "Da, vid Harum" at the Hyperion on Saturday, March 29, matinee and night.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1902-03-20

Mrs. Adna B. Thorpe of 31 Townsend avenue is d daughter of Mrs. Mary Dossenbach, who was buried in New Britain on Tuesday.