Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1902-08-25
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Council meeting this evening at
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The grandeur and hauteur Of the ice
cream man will also soon disappear.
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Just for the sake of excitement
another city official should be kidnap-
ed.
Here's something that should not be
tolerated: A Cleveland race horse bears
the name Of Colonel Dick"
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Many the farmer boy who wishes
that wheat could be grown alrendy
threshed and placed In the granary.
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Flaming posters throughout the city
proclaimed Carrie Nation Americas
most famous woman" What a mis-
moner!
Local Spanish-American war veter-
ans have another claim to fame. Gen.
Chas. Dick is member of Theodore
Miller camp.
Two pair don't beat full house,
but one pair. with lights turned low
and surroundings congenial beat any
crowd that ever was.
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Times are indeed dull. No fishing
story has been told by any of the local
Waltons this year, which in any par
ticular approaches the record.
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Collector for the Port of Akron"
will mean even more than it does at
present when the great Atlantic liners
drop anchor down back of Cuyahoga
st.
Carrie Nation never heard of Rev.
VIM. Frost Crispin until she came to
Akron. And yet some people presume
to say she's a prominent Prohibition.
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Once more 1t is pertinent as indicat-
ing an appreciation of manly endeavor
to give three cheers for our clean
streets. Small boys invited to partic-
ipate. ~
1t would not be very surprising If
the president OF Council should vary
his procedure in calling the meeting
to order by yelling "time," at the war
ring members.
There's many a notable emptiness
among the coal bins. To fill them will
cause even more serious vacancies in
many pocketbook, unless coal quits
climbing in priceN cry soon.
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The industry of the ant Is never so
forcibly impressed on the average per.
son as when picnic lunch basket is
opened after 1t has stood for an hour
or so on a bench at the average re-
sort.
There are many indications that
point to the fact that the famous John
Il. Norris Is wise, and not the least of
them is that he continues to make him.
self scarce in the vicinity of Col. James
Burlison.
A personal" in the Cincinnati En-
quirer reads: "Greyhound-meet Cow
at usual place tomorrow morning.
Can 1t be possible that the famous
John Il. Norris is in that city, working
his telegraphic code?
Youngstown is bemoaning the fact
that 1t doesn't have a brass band that
will begin to compare with any Of the
bands In Akron. What presumption!
Who ever expected Youngstown, to
have anything as good as Akron? 81
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A Canton man who was visiting In
the ncighborhood Of Bath last week
claims that he encountered u black,
snake so long that!..., was just 10 min.
utes from the time he hit 1t ON the tai
until 1t felt tho pain at its head ana
turned around 10 show fight.
"The question now is," began the
man who had been through the break
ers, "what suggested to Solomon the
remark that n fool and his money are
soon parted. Had he been watching
an attempt to bluff with pair of
deuces against full house7"
If II becomes necessary for the To-
cal police to do much more mountain
than they have done In the
past few months, II might be we'll to
establish an Alp-climbing branch of the
local force. Some one should see that