The Jennings daily record. [volume] (Jennings, La.) 1900-1903, 1902-03-22

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JENNINGS, AL
Japea will discover from day to day
hat it comes high to be world power.
The charge that Frank James de-
rake-on and was refused IL
Ill wrong.
Now that oil has been discovered at
Pixies Peak good many people are
likely to bust there.
1t has been found that whisky will
not check smallpox. The disease is
spreading in Kentucky.
England shows her scorn for super |
stition by having thirteen battleships |
under construction now.
Having learned to waltz and been in
a railway wreck Minister WI may as
well apply for his papers
John L. Sullivan's heart trouble can
be traced back to the date of his unfor-
tunate match with Corbett.
Those frenzied females have COM
Wandered poor Paderewski's watch
They'll get his hair next time.
When hen takes it into her head
to be stubborn she doesn't care a cent
for the law of supply and demand.
Carnegie has furnished an epitaph
for himself, but Russell Sage probably
thinks he is never going to need one.
Oil has been discovered in Russia at
depth of 5000 feet They must have
struck an underground school of spout
ing whales.
A pottery trust has been formed out
west with a capital of 100000. How
much capital would it take to start
a poetry trust?
Twelve hundred American typewrit
ers have been ordered by the Austrian
ministry of justice. Machines, of
course, not girls.
Sig. Marconi understands all about
wireless telegraphy but he seems TO
have interpreted the signals in an af-
fair Of the heart.
A French committee has been sent
here to study the American hustle
spirit" but it is certain that they will
not be able to catch it.
1t is to be observed that in discuss
ing international questions nowadays
European nations never fail to specu-
late on the probable attitude of Uncle
Sam.
An Ann Arbor scientist is said to
have found "benzoZone" a new foe to
germs. The microbe may triumph for
a season, but sooner or later science
CLUBS it.
Emperor Francis Joseph of Austria
is receiving credit for being very
plain one, but he tops it off with a s.
kreutzer cigar.
Minister WI Ting Fang is a convert
to the belief that private Pullman
car with an iron horse in front is a
great improvement on a Sedan chair
drawn by coolies.
John L. Sullivan says he is going tC
quit the stage and work on a farm
One Of those Kentucky mountain
farms with a dlstillery attachment
would just about suit John.
And now that Russia says she /:
pleased with the Anglo-Japanese ALI
ance we may go right on crowdin&
through the open door as though moth
ing out of the ordinary mad occurred
France now claims sovereignty o
the air over it's domain, but merely 70
the purpose of selling balloon fran
chises. Air for breathing purposes
not to be retailed at so much per cubi
foot.
There are still 119 miles of horse ca
line in New York and only about 10
miles altogether elsewhere in tn
United States. And yet New Yorker
want people to call Gotham the ms
tropolis.
Mr. Carnegie has well SAID that fl
ton should be at least a year old BIZ
fore public libraries buy it. In othe
words it should not be buried with il
decent haste, as so much Immortal
current fiction is.