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The Republican journal., 1902-03-27
Pointed Paragraphs.

\ goat has great head for business
No man can be selfish while he is in
love.
Love is one kind of praise and envy
is another
Switchmen are paid for sidetracking
other people.
Your life isn't worth living unless
you think it is.
Some men have brains and some seem
to have wheels.
Self-inspection is said to be a sure
cure for self-esteem.
a boys headache is always worse
just about school time.
The average man deceives himself
Oftener than he does Others
The way of the transgressor is often
rough on the other fellow.
Men with narrow views are apt to be
broad in their conversation.
Woman does not enjoy funny story
unless there is a man in it.
Probably the first parasol was made
from the rib of an umbrella.
\ woman never feels comfortable I'M
less Der shoes are uncomfortable.
If man says only what he thinks he
is not likely to be great talker
The better the physician the less
respect AL undertaken has for him.
A man is always on time when he has
an appointment with pretty girl
Any man can learn to make mistakes
without serving an apprenticeship.
There is something wrong with pie
if a small boy refuses second piece.
Many man grows wealthy by acting
contrary to the advice of the majority.
Spring lamb is one thing in the
dictionary and quite another on the bill
of fare.
The man who is willing to lend you
money tomorrow always wants to
borrow today.
Not infrequently the wedding ring is
a circle that squares the debts of a poor
man.
A woman would rather other women
would talk disrespectfully about her
than ignore her.
After girl who married for money
becomes a widow she is very likely to
be married for her money.
The student who fingers around the
foot of his class may eventually become
tirst-class chiropOdist.
1t is not wisdom to tell everything
you know, but some people can't avoid
it if they tell anything at all.
An egotist is man who insists on
telling you the things about himself
that you want to tell him about your
self.-Chicago News.
The Republican journal., 1902-03-27

a modern steam appliance for the same
purpose. The cane is hauled from the
fields IN great, flaring, wo-wheeled
carts, to each of which is attached four
yokes OF shaggy, understood oxen, guild
ed by half-nude negroes, armed with
long, sharp pointed goads of cane. amid
a superiiuous amount of shouting and
yelling. When the carts arrive at the
| mills scantily clothed women stand in
line waiting to carry it on their heads
to the crushers, generally chanting
rolllcking chorus as they go. or shouting
| ribald jokes to one another. The cane
tops, which look wonderfully like our
fodder corn, are fed to the cattle; the
refuse of the cane, after being crushed.
goes for kindling- wood so far as needed.
and the rest is spread on the fields as a
kind of mulch, TO be plowed in after
rolling 1t takes fifteen months to ma
ture a crop.
After the juice has been evaporated
in great pans till of the consistency of
thick molasses. it is put into barrels and
allowed to settle. \ few days later the
surface fluid is drained off, and the resi-
due barrelled up, to be shipped as the
brown sugar of commerce: and the
drained-off molaSses is made into rum.
The finer grades of sugar, such as
graduated and loaf. are not made in |
these islands, the process involving
much more complicated and costly ma
chinery Under present conditions, it |
is impossible to do better here than to |
produce rum and the poorest kind of
soft. dark sugar.
The most profitable product of st.
CroiX is bay oil, from which bay rum is
made. The oil is a highly concentrated
essence from the leaf of the green bay
tree, and one pint of it. diluted with
warm water, will make a keg of the
ordinary bay rum found in barber shops
and bath houses the world over.
FANNIE B. WARD.
Head of the Mothers.
The Republican journal., 1902-03-27

In the Proper Mood.-"Mr Written
cannot work today" telephoned the
wife of the dramatic author, because
he has the grip, and the medicine he
has taken has affected his brain so that
he cannot utter three words that sho W
any sense or connection "All right, :"
answered the impresario. ''Tell him to
write me libretto for another comic
opera, and sketch the scenario for a
dramatized novel before he RECEIVERS.
And say, give him another dose of that
medicine if he becomes rational before
the work is finished. baltimore
American
The Republican journal., 1902-03-27
For The Complexion.

The complexion always suffers from
biliousness or constipation. Unless the
bowels are kept open the impurities from
the body appear in the form of unsightly
eruptions. De Wits Little Early Risers
keep the liver and bowels in healthy condi-
ton and remove the cause Of such troubles
De Wits Little Early Risers for bilious
ness. They were just what needed l
am feeling better now than in years."
Never grippe or distress. Safe, thorough and
gentle. The very best pills. r. II. Moody.
The Republican journal., 1902-03-27

That rheumatism is in the blood we
are all well aware, but that it settles in
different parts of the body, and affects
the flesh, tissues, and muscles, no one
will dispute. Primarily, rheumatism
may be in the blood but secondarily 1t
becomes almost a local affection, mas
much as it gives pain on the surface as
well as under the skin. 1t inflames
the tissues, and twists, bends, and knots
the fingers and toes. The mere fact
that hot outward applications tend to
relieve the pain shows clearly that ex-
ternal as well as internal treatment is
needed to successfully combat this
disease. Minard's Liniment, when
used externally, goes right through the
pores Of the skin, and sto' the rhcu-
matte or neuralgic pain the instant it
touches the inhamed parts. First battle
the affected part with hot water. then
apply the Llniment. When taken inter
nallv. it relieves the inward distress and
drives the poisons out of the blood.
If you believe in humanity read Mr..
Wings letter.
LYONS, KANSAS, March a6, 1901.
Gentlemen, i wish 10 certify to the benefit
that my vile received ou the Use of your
-hft"" l1HHWeHf' wiz Si4c received ABOUT
the | II ia luarT. sac at once applied 1t
II h-r feot, which were sore she could
with difficulty walk, ami had been So quite
long time. LA weeks time the soreness was
AL gone, and continues to be well. She applied
the l.iniment night and morning fnr one week
ami they Were cured. Under God, we both
feel grateful to Him and 10 You for the cure
wrought. Mrs. Wing burnt her with stcan
applied the Liniment once only; it healed the
burn. Yer, truly yoArs,
l.. WING.
Ypu can get the same Minard's Liui-
ment that was sent to Mr. Wing, and you
will have just as good results with it.
It's only twenty-five cents for large
bottle at all druggists.
The Republican journal., 1902-03-27
ritChell & TrusSell
9l[{R lgE9{1$M

On and after Oct. 8, 1901, trains connecting
al Burnham and Waterville with through trains
tor ard from Bangor Watervie Portland ant
Boston, will run as follows:
The Republican journal., 1902-03-27
~ AN EARTHLY PARADISE.

N>I"ED. st. RON. II. ".
-. 1902. Wandering over
-I island You see everywhere
buildings and estates going
lay. The one industry has
.ur culture. and since that
people do not know how to
uEt-lng else. even had they
a.a energy to branch ont in
Plantations that formerly
t.u.t OF many thousands Of
not DOW pay running eX-
Say thtlr oWneTs-becanSe
auiecAaIacteT OF Tree negro
Tire crushing competition OF
-..frd ueet-ioot sugar of Ger
irsitr> "a tins. probably not
the reasons Of the present
Il (rolN- are The absentee
'"neFNhll, Jack OF thrift II
'-''' 5A'l''N dE"hI modes of
-V"" many Others OF the
lN.a'dN dIe committing The
+-.+"U9 inlSTdAt-tAat OF neg
'''tI PI'"u'la lot The tultl-
-d--V"'lI' W men d qrpushl'
u. or 'ilEHt comes along or
'Ihe' becomes oFef-Ntochtd
'S VINO can RAISE IL cheaper,
are I'M dlle distress, having
IAN "ath upon. W Ill. view
s'Iii-s easier Iuf lAe people
"iN, tie l'alllsh government a
t-o' constructed great cen
ny. WIKI 4 system OF llptS to
zane juice thereto from the ,
''ullal-olls. But instead OF |
matters, h!ng christian at
Improvement gave rise to no |
satisfaction and several negro !
10AS, Mere are many OF these
FACTORIES III different parts of !
1t Indies. notably in Martin :,
ch at one time had thirteen
They are conducted much as
-etactolies in the Jnited States.
Tx from the ueighboring farms:
81. roix the planters COMPLAIN
~ were forced to Join the factory
being in debt to the govern /
g. ng TO series of bad years /
1any OF them had their own
lJ expensive machinery and !
lake larger profits, ii any at all, |
featuring the sugar themselves.
PdhY pays to each planter the |
I'VE and ohe-haIf pounds OF /
ID one nuhdleo POUNDS OF cane !
....TIS el"Ihi tl'"l II is not enough: |
EoFeIIlIllelit iHslStS tiaV IL
"' i'io'o anu Neep '"e l"''oIS ,
TIC i0" O4'''l VI ''liltso oeti''S /
9il "'''' 'Vo, 1ol ''le oNeIPo"- /
XIV ''' i'l'l''' i''NIl's 'ilo"l ,
~ III fi0f iii' III
ca tii0 wages " 'I'o N0iil pa d
IVY "i'O "le "1lIllis 70 "olh WI
'''''i9 ~ 'eii venus d gay III
SO ''-'''' '''''t
''INS' "eiINe ll'l'''iii ""Ie tiny +
''-'' w. { '-ii-9 i'H' ( ePI oHs up
'"' ''I''i-''' N''iIIo'' oii' Il" l'ii"4- }
''''' ny tle o-"'hS' 1l'uS uid"- ,
4i0lil '"e I"ISeI estates Ni"t .
....''''70 90 !" s''l'lFe anu lell"eIllls
.'S inc It" Planters WHO were aple
-~l tht central factory scheme.
''f business seems 70 Ne a SORT :,
ieIalig. disastrous to everybody
.el and hitting the paternal gov
winch instituted 1t hardest OF
wealthy planters, finding 1t
game, SIMPLY gave 1t up and
'h TO Denmark, to Pans, or
'.tI part OF the world, Where
t'l ENJOY NE better "ltl thelI /
ana 0Ae poorer cane ralsers
e0 their plantations to engage
ieSs III the towns, or TO seek work
te' Hence, as before mention
mere are many umoccupled es-
Nerlhe Deautlful island, which
." oe bought with the buildings
Iof small portion OF their
AWE. ougafcane Is probably a
sue mere, AT least Tor years to
""t Iile energetic ana unity
h'is II. o"SiiS 'ulli " piailtd-
PiV'' '''O'0 o1Cn"iuS anu ga
'"q i''''i's VI an 'oi % VI ilui's
~'tapIeo W supply tne winter
The Republican journal., 1902-03-27
FARM ON MILLER STREET

Nine acres under good cutivation corner of
Miller Street ana lncolnvlc avenue One mule
from post office.
Price, 1919.
The Republican journal., 1902-03-27
BAY VIEW STREET.

About one half acre of level land adjoining
tlde water about one-eighth lAile below steamboat
wharf. Suitable for cottage. The best location
Tor wharf south of Commercial street
Price, $3.50.
The Republican journal., 1902-03-27

"Mammy," said Pickaninny jim, "Bill is
smackin' Joe again"
sWell,'' said the colored woman, "you tell
dem chillen dat deys gotter quit playin'
'Nited States Senate. Dat games too
rough. Washington Star
The Republican journal., 1902-03-27
PIE ASANT STREET.

= ndN lied half OF two houses and lot owned
II common with Hon. W. Il. Swan. VIII always
rent.
Price, $500.
The Republican journal., 1902-03-27

tFlag station.
Limited tickets for Boston sold at
$500 from iselfaSt and all stations on Branch.
Through tickets to all points Vest and Nortq
west via all routes, for sale by l.. w. GEORGE
Agent, Belfast. GEO, F.ENANS,
Vice President and General Manager
F. L. ROoTHBY. Genl Pass and Ticket Agent
Portland October o. 9Ol.
The Republican journal., 1902-03-27
the following real estate is offered for sale.
HOMESTEAD ON HIGH STREET.
MAIN AND FEDERAL STREETS.

Corner lot i'll the business heart ot tn, city
4,l59 feet. Level and good building >uu1- VIII
be worth $1,000 inside OF five years.
Price $500.
The Republican journal., 1902-03-27
NORTH CHURCH.
Pews No. 80 and IS. Price, $50 each.
BROOKS.

One fourth griSt mill, etc, occupied by Swan
\ Sibley Company.
Price, $3.50
The Republican journal., 1902-03-27
vIN0L IS NOT.
A Patent Medicine
There Is NoSecret About ViDol

There Is No Secret About yinOI
1t is Nothing But the Curative
Elements which are Found in
Cod-Liver Oil, Dissolved in a
Delicate Table Wine with a Little
Organic Iron added-that's all;
no Grease, no Bad Taste, a Simple
and Wholesome Medicine with q
Remarkable Curative Power.
Everything that is in vinol Is plainly
printed On the label of each package. We
Know Vinol is splendid preparation for
tired, pale and weak women and children.
Old people and all persons who are run
down, nervous or losing flesh. We are
satisfied that vinol is the best tonic re-
constructor we have ever sold, and in
many cases We have been able to see for
ourselves the wonderful results it brings
ABOUT. Remember that we guarantee VI
mol and refund the purchase money to all
who are not satisfied.
The Republican journal., 1902-03-27

Head of the Mothers.
One Of the greatest women's organ
cations in the world is the National
The Republican journal., 1902-03-27

We have them in all lines
and at the lowest possible
prices
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1902-01-18
GfNrpAL FIRED FUNSTON.

the insurgents ont and compel sur
render of the armed forces there,
which number about 30 men, in O few
IN )nths. The armv and navy are CO.
operating IN an effort to force the reb-
els to come IN an give mp thier arms,
and good results may be looked for
soon.
1.-The progress of the Civil Commits
sion is progressing satisfactorily. but
military rule must be preserved. in
those provinces where stubborn and
influential leaders hold the ignorant
and blood thirsty natives in the palm
of their hand and mold their opinions
at will, y
Rev. A. l.. Haslett. Meth odist
Enlscopal preacher of Colorado Oltv,
Col, has returned here from the Phil
ippines. He went there at the request
of General Macarthur, and under the
authority of the Secretary of War.
TO study and report upon the moral
conditions in the islands, particularly
at Manila. His report lis that he
foup a gratifying condition of affairs
IN the metropolis of the Philippines.
Manila Is the best governed city
| have ever seen, ;" said Rev. Haslett,
land | do not believe its equal in
this respect exists in the United
States to-day.
| 1.-THE moral condition of the city is
better than ever before in its history.
Since the American occupation che
arrests for drunkenness have rapidly
decreased in number and for the good
reason that drunkenness has been dis
! couraged by the authorities in the
right manner. 1t was formerly said
that there were 400 saloons on the
Escolta, but now not one is to be
found there. The total number of sa-
looms IN the city is 100, and they are
governed in strict manner. The
city generally is In a pretty good con
dition.
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1902-01-18
TELLS OF A REAL TRILBY.
Professor of Psychology Says That
His Hypnotic Spell Has Made an
Actress Famous.

DR.. John Duncan Quackenbos pro-
fessor emeritus of psychology in Co.
lumbia, astonished hts associates of
the MedicoLegal society at New York
the other night by telling them how
young actress, whose name was not
given, bounded ints fame in a single
night under a hypnotic spell. The
spell was put upon her by DR.. Quacken-
bos who is one o. the greatest authori-
ties on hypnotis:n in the world.
Thrown into hypnotic condition
again and again before she appeared,
her own personality was for a time
submerged. She was told what she
could do and what she must do She
was told of her own powers and her
ability to use them. All fear and
timidity were taken from her mind and
the subconscious self that psycholo-
gists know is hidden in each human
being was brought into control, said
the professor.
When awakened the inspira ton
given remained with the actress. I'm
consciously her subconscious self APP
peared in her work and directed her
efforts. Her acting continued COM
plete success.
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1902-01-18
Rockefeller chops wood.

With a multi-millionaire wood
chopper Westchester county workmen
might seem in danger Of losing work,
but John ID. Rockefeller is following
the example of Gladstone merely as
exercise on his road to health at his
country seat in Pocantico Hills. He
will spend the holidays there. Mrs,
Rockefeller herself looks after the
preparation of her husbands meals
The latter can hardly eat full meal
as vet, for he is suffering considerably
from Indigestion. Besides his wood
chopping Mr.. Rockefeller exercises
with dumb-bells and in outdoor walk
ing. He seldom uses his new 1s-hole
golf links. however. Mr.. Rockefeller
will entertain a house party which
will include all his children and grand
children.
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1902-01-18
TOUR OF CUBA.

The illinois Central Railroad has
arraH-td 10 run an excursion to Cuba
via It's own line 10 New Orleans thence
via the N )rgan Steamship Line to
Havana. Will leave Cincinnati anu
Chicago January 30, 1909, and en- re-
turn Will reach Cincinnati and Chi
cago on February IL. 1902. A de-
lighfful voyage across the Gulf Of
Mexico. a six days stay on the island
OF Cuba. Matanzas. the Valley of Yu-
muri the Caves of Bella Mar aud 9th
er interesting points. Party viii
reach New Orleans on return in time
for Mardi Gras festivities. Tour IN
der the secort of the American Tour.
is Association Rate from Cincinnati
and Chicago 1856 90 for the roun trip
which includes all expenses every
where. Address K. A. RIteher, Trav-
cling Passenger Agent, Illinois Cen.
trail K. R, 8l2 Park Bldg. Pitts
burg, Pa.
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1902-01-18

de Villa, archbishop of Manila, has re-
the pope, and the vacancy will be
filed by the appointment of a pre-
late from one of the western dioceses
of the United States.
Rt. Rev. George Montgomery
bishop of Los Angeles, Cal, is the
prelate tentatively chosen to be the
first American bishop of Manila
There will be no departure from the
custom or usages of the Catholie
church in this nomination. Hereto
fore the archbishops of the Philip
pines have been selected from the
Spanish hierarchy. At the close of
the SpanishAmerican war, Arch
bishop Saenz, of Santiago de Cuba,
and Bishop Santander, of Havana, re-
signed their sees and proceeded to
Spain. Archbishop Nozaleda, of Ma
Mia, is the last of the Spanish hier-
archy in Office in the colonies CON
quered from Spain. His succession
by prelate of the standing of Bish-
OPP Montgomery will mark the com
plete absorption of these possessions
by the United States.
Bishop Montgomery. although resi-
dent in Los Angeles, is properly cred
tied to the old Spanish see of Mon
terey, in California. He was born in
1910, and became bishop of his pres
ent see in 1896. His mother was. a
Spaniard, and he is thoroughly con
versant with the feelings and preju-
dices of the Latin peoples, besides
speaking the language as mother
tongue.
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1902-01-18
BISHOP MONTGOMERY.
Distinguished Los Angeles Church
man to he Created Archbishop
of the Philippines.

The Catholic church, like the gov
eminent Of the United States, is fast
Americanizing the territory which
formerly belonged to Spain, but
which is now under the Stars and
Stripes. Definite steps are being TAX
en- to end the vexations growing out
of the relations of the Filipino friars
with the United states. Mgr. sbaret-
ii, bishop Of Havana and recently
auditor of the papal delegation at
Washington, is made titular arch
bishop and goes as apostolic delegate
to the Philippines. Coincidentally
with this Mgr. Bernardina Nozaleda
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1902-01-18
snaiis as window Cleaners.

Snails have long been employed in
England for cleaning windows. The
creatures are dipped in cold water
and then placed upon the pane. They
crawl around slowly, devouring all
foreign matter and leaving the glass
quite bright and clear. They are, of
course, used only for upper windows,
that are not easily reached from the
outside. Water snails also command
a ready sale. Almost every aquarium
owner keeps a few water snails. They
are the best of scavengers, and keep
the place as tidy as new housemaid.
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1902-01-18
THEIR HOME BURNED
While MIR. and Mrs PeregOry Were In
Martinsburg Monday Ate moon
Their Residence at HRrper's
Ferry was Burned to
the Ground.
the Ground.

While Mr.. and Mrs. William Peregorv
were n Martinsburg Monday after
noon. having come here to attend tine
funeral of Mr. Peregory's sister, Mrs
Hattie Chambers, thier handsome res.
'er"e ~ Farper's Ferry was burned
10 he ground. Mnst ni ne Ii pi,rt,
and household effects were ssreu,. but
IN T. much damaged condition. the
oss Is about So 500, largely covered
by insurance
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1902-01-18
HE ASSAULTED HOUSES,
INCoRRlGIBLE BOY.

Joseph Richards, youth IL wears
of age, is in the county Jail awaiting
the necessary legal formailtles to
be gone through with preparatory to
his being sent to the Reform School.
His grandfather, Joseph Hill, Of
Rldgeway, made complaint before
Justice Snyder that he was ineoirigi.
BILE and could bv no method be man
aged. Justice snyder decided from the
evidence that he is incorrigihle and
has sent of the papers asking for his
admission to the Reform School.
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1902-01-18
BAR ASSOCIATION PROGRAM.

Secretary John W. Davis, of, the
state bar association, has issued a
card to each member outlining the
program for the annual meeting on
February 12 an 10. Besides the annu-
al address by the Hon ID. L. Watson,
of Pittsburg, there will be papers by
Judge John A. Campbell. of the Han
Geek cOo1tv bar; q. Taylor Vinson,
of 3 e Huntington bar; John Basel
OF tnc harrisburg bar, president OF
the association. and Edgar b. Stew
art, of the Morpantown bar.
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1902-01-18
LOVE AND MATCHES.
Here's Way for BashfuI Romeos
to Confess the old, Old story to
Their JuIiefs.

DO you happen to be engaged or
have you young lady to whom you
wish to convey words Of tender
meaning? Well, young Romeo, here's
a chance. We will suppose you are
sitting close-very close--together
and table is in front of you both.
Carelessly pull out your match box,
then just as though the idea had that
moment occurred to you announce to
the object Of your affections that
you can show her by simple ex-
pertinent Of what matches are made
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1902-01-18

Place Is matches on the table as at
first shown here. Now by taking
three away and altering the position
Of one of their number you get So
luton of the puzzle. She probably
viii give the word wood" and strive
in vain to make the four simple let
tiers. After all her attempts have
failed you can complete the little
trick by taking away the two right
hand matches of the first diagram.
The second remains unaltered. One
match is taken from the top of the
third diagram, the last match is
placed in the middle of the left-hand
lucifer, and you have the tender word
love" before you. 1t is capital lit
tie trick and can be thoroughly rec
commended to all bashful lovers.
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1902-01-18
WINTER TOURIST TICKETS.
The season I9OI-2 Over the Baltimore 81
Ohio Railroad.

The Baltimore & Ohio Railroad has
placed on sale at all principal offices
East of the Ohio river. Winter Tour
list tickets TO points in Alabama, Flor
ida. Louisiana. Mississippi. New
Mexico, North Carolina and Texas
also Havana, Cuba, and Nassau n,
p, at reduced rates
For additional information call on
Agent Baltimore and Ohio r. II.
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1902-01-18
FUNSTON TELLS OF WAR.
pb,i,ppsnes Net Yet Able To DO with
tout military Anafrs--Good Progress
fn Batnngas

San Francisco, Cal Jan. 11--Bri0
adler General Frederick Funston.
speaking of the progress of the war
in the Philippines, said: I'm Batan-
gas our troops are making good prog
ress. and in Leyte the situation is
very promising. Samar is "a puzzle.
The island is being raked from side
to side by columns OF scouts, but it is
very difficult to locate the insurgents.
The navy blockade is very effective,
oweyer. and we NAV be able TO starve