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No Chance for Him.

Now that We are engaged" said the
fair young thing, 81 will tell you that
| do not fear mice"
"That is NICE" said the prospective
groom.
and" continued the fancee, Il can
drive nails without hitting my thumb;
and | know how to use a paper cutter
without running book; and i can add
a row of figures without making a
separate sum for each consecutive fig
ura: and can build fire; and can
tell when a picture is hung straight on
the wall"
Here the man drew himself up with
much dignity aad sorrow, and cried:
Then l cannot marry you, alas!
"Why?" gasped the girl.
What prospect is there for my ever
being able to demonstrate the superior
ity of man over woman if | marry a
woman who possesses such traits OF
character as you!"-Baltimore Amert
can,
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Cake Fritters-Cut stale cake In
slices one inch thick; dip each piece
into cream; fry them in little butter
in the frying pan; lift them to platter
spread over the slices a little pre-
serve, and sprinkle over chopped
almonds and powdered sugar.
Chese straws-Mix half cupful of
-four, three tablespoonfuls of grated
American cheese, half tablespoon OF
parmesan chees, little salt and one
beaten egg; work to a smooth paste;
roll out on q flonred board to a thin
shell, cut in strips one-fourth OF an
inch wide and four inches long, place
them in buttered pan and bake in a
rather cool oven ten minutes.
Crackers with cream cheese Crate
American cream cheese over snowflake
crackers, sprinkle over each one dash
or two of cayenne pepper; put in the
oven; when the cheese has melted
remove them and serve. If any remain
over by putting them in baking dish
and covering with milk and a little
more grated cheese and bake In a
slow oven, it will make nice lunch
con dish.
Delicate cream mufins-Cream three
level tablespoonfuls of butter; add
to it two tablespoonfuls of sugar; beat
the whites of two eggs; add the un-
beaten yolls TO the butter and sugar;
add one cup of milk, half teaspoonful
of salt, two cupfuls of sifted flour and
four level teaspocnfuls of baking pow
der: beat well and add the eggs; fill
creased muffin pans two-thirds full
and bake 20 minutes in a quick oven.
Substitute one cup of graham, rye or
corn meal for one cup of flour and
you will have the different mullins.
Custard ice-Mix two ounces OF
wheat starch with enough cold milk
to make a paste. then add gradually a
pint Of milk; then three-fOurths OF a
cup OF sugar, and whisk until the sugar
is dissolved. Cook in a double boiler
until it thickers; then remove from the
ire and add half an ounce Of butter.
When cold add any f1avoring desired
and partially freeze the mixture. Then
whip the whites of two eggs stiff; add
these carefully with pint of whipped
cream and freeze quite stiff. Beat up
we'll before serving with fruite COM
n fn
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Hon. T. Y. Fitzpatrick, Congressman
from Kentucky, writes from the National
Hotel, Washington, D. c., as follows:
"At the solicitation Of q friend 1
used your PerunG and can cheerfut-
w reco nn,end your rem. ,dy to any
one suffering ,Utth cotarrh or acho
needs q good tonic."
Il. Y. FITZPATRICK.
Good Tonic.
Pe-ru.na is a natural and efficient nerve
tonic. 1t strengthens and restores the ac-
tivity of every nerve in the body.
Through the use of Pe-ru-na the weak
ened or overworked nerves resume their
natural strength and the blood vessels be-
gin at once to regulate the flow of blood
according to natures laws. Congestions
Immediately disappear.
Catarrh Cured.
All phases of catarrh, acute or chronic,
are promptly and permanently cured. 1t
is through its operation upon the nervous
system that Pe-ru-na has attained such
worldwide reputation as a sure and relia-
bic remedy for all phases of catarrh wher-
ever located.
If you do not derive prompt and salts
factory results from the use of Peruna,
write at once to DR.. Hartman, giving
full statement of your case and he will be
pleased to give you his valuable advice free.
Address DR.. Hartman, President of The
Hartman Sanitari,m Columbus O.
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In Place Of Tiles.

IN PIQCb OF III0Ss
Cream colored calcimine, resembling
enamel, is now much preferred to tiles
for perfectly appointed kitchens. This
does not discolor like tiles or drop out,
nor have interstices to collect dirt as
tiles do. One lucky chef, with a kit
chen of calcimine, white enameled
woodwork and fixtures in keeping, as
serted that he could stand in the mid
die of the kitchen and thoroughly
cleanse 1t with strong stream from
hose without harming a single thing.
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THE OTbuR WAY.

Blim-What is Specder doing now?
Blum-He is interested in get-rich-
quick scheme.
Blim-You don't say so?
Blum-Yes, he is courting an heir
ess.-Town Topics.
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"No Dogs at LarEe.r

The board of agriculture draws at
tention to the fact that the landing in
Great Britain of dogs brought from any
country except Ireland. the Channel
Islands, and the Isle of Man will be
subject to Article of the 1mporta-
tion of Dogs Order of 1901, which ex-
pressly provides that every imported
dog must be detained and isolated for
six months upon premises in the oc-
cupation or under the control OF
veterinary surgeon, which shall have
been previously approved in writing
by the board for that purpose. This
does not apply in the case of an I'M
ported dog which is intended to be ex-
ported from Great Britain within
forty-eight hours.-London Globe.
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The Moon,s Temperature.

1t is probable that the temperature Of
the moons surface at it's midday is
$50 degrees Fahrenheit. The drop at
night is probably 1000 degrees, Il &e
degrees below.
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sEWlTcHEo.

While stretched upon the sands one day
Beside lake, whose waters shone
AS bright as any mirror on
My lady's chiffonier. In play
tossed therein stone. 1t made
A ripping circle. one that grew
Yards wider as the seconds flew,
Until it kissed the shore. A maid
Who sat near by gave me glance,
Awakening into life wave,
Whose impulse could not deter,
And so love conquered. Sweet romance,
Beginning then made me thy slave,
Yea. rather Loves idolator.
james T. Sullivan, in Boston Globe.
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An Addition to tho Bench Seat.

The latest addition to the bench
seat so universally seen built around
bay window is to run each end out into
the room about a foot or foot and a
half, and finish the back of the ex-
tension with a small Colonial balus-
trade. It is both comfortable and
ErettY.
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MODERN DARWINISM.

Eyes, your dress does fit beautifully,
but 1 thought you were above such
trifles."
"No! / believe in the survival Of
the best fitted-New York Sun.
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Summer Tours BY Land and Sea-Ex.
cursion Tickets at Very Low Hates.

Central Of Georgia Railway and connec-
tions are now SO ling Summer Tourist
Tickets from all coupon stations to New
York, Boston, ,. Philadelphia and Baltimore
via Savannah and steamship lines. Tickets
include meals and stateroom erth aboard
ship: much less than all rail For full par
ticulars, berth rese, vations, ETC., apply to
Your nearest railroad agent. F. j. Robinson,
Asst. Gen'l. Pass. Agent, Savannah, Ga: j.
C. Halle, Genl. Pass. Agent, Savannah, Ga.
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Are You Usin. Aliens Foot-Fa'"?
L is the only cure for Swollen. Smartlns,
Tired ,AchiD . Hot Sweating Feet, ,Corns and
Bunions. Ask for Allen Foot Ease a rowder
to be shaken into the shoes. Cures while you
walk. At all Druggists ard Shoe Stores 23c.
Sample sent FREE. Accept no substitute.
Address Allen S. Olmsted, Leroy, n. Y.
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Prof. Walter wilson, Of the Savannah High
the Honderfui curative D, ope RITZ OF Telterine.
1t cured in o few Gays my son. whose feet were
affected with stubborn in trouble liter using
a numb. of other remedies without any oent-
ft.' SEC box by moil from }. 1. shuptline'
savannah, Ca, II your drugg st don't kt ep 1t.
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CompIets Treatment for Huneurs, ST..

Consisting Of CUT1cuRAs soAP(e5c; TO cleanse.
the skin Of crusts and scales, and soften the
thickcncd cuticle; CUTlcURA OINTMENT
(50c)., to instantly allay itching, ir rnammsson,
and irritation, and soothe and heal; ana CuTi;
GnnA REsoLSENr PILLS (25c.>, to cool and
cleanse tho blood. A SINGLE SET is often'
sufficient to cure the everest case.
CUr1cURA REsoLvENT PILLS Chocolate
Coated) are new, tasteless, odourless, cco..
nomical substitute for the celebrated liquid
CUT1cuRA REsoLvEST, GO doses, prico, 1c.
Bold throughout the world. Btt,sh Dspnt, -.
PsiI, r.ria. PorTxR DEro AxD cHzA. Cor, Soas
Prop4.. Boston, U. s. A.
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American Flag Day.

An effort is being made to establish june
nth of eac'. year as Flag day lhroug out the
country. 1t was Oh this date that the ihlrteeI
stars and st,ipe5 became the Nail NIL LIN
blem. Persons who suffer Fl, m less OF appe
tite, insomnia. nervousness, indigestion, dys
pcpsia cons.ipati n 0: malarir. teve" a::C
ague can date tn. recovery fro tie time
they res I've to try Ilo letters tomach Fit
ters, thu word famous remedy for tho Sc dis
eases. Try 1T to-day. 1t will slrelE cure you
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Mrs. .Winslow's Soothing Syrup for children
teething, soften the gums, reduceslnhamma-
tion .allays pain, cures wind colo. 25c. pottie
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A Noted Teacher.

People who are in love with themselves
have no fear of rivals.
The Bamberg herald. [volume] (Bamberg, S.C.) 1891-1972, 1902-06-12

What pretty girl wants is full com
plement of compliments.
The Bamberg herald. [volume] (Bamberg, S.C.) 1891-1972, 1902-06-12

Ptso's Cure is the best medicine we ever used
for all affection Of throat and lu gs."M
o. ENpsLEY, Yauburen, Ind, Feb. 10, 1860.
The Bamberg herald. [volume] (Bamberg, S.C.) 1891-1972, 1902-06-12

The new woman is beginning to realize
how a NAH feels when his collar button
rolls under the bureau.
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FITS permanently cured. No fits or nervous
ness after first days use OF DR.. Kline's Great
NeryeRestorer. *2tral bottle and tIeatisetree
Dr. r. E. KLINE. Ltd. S31 Arch St., Phlla., Pa.
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The spendthrift can easily make $40
bill look like thirty cents.
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j. G. simrsr". Ma,quess, W. Va, says:
Halls Catarl Cure cured me of very bad
case OF catarrh." Druggists sell IT. 15c
FL. luENEY < Co., Toledo, y.
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People in the smart set believe that alls
we'll that ends swell.
The Bamberg herald. [volume] (Bamberg, S.C.) 1891-1972, 1902-06-12

The one crop that never fails is the dead
heat crop
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Arc Won Usino Aliens FOot-Fa 81 ?

Time may be money, but you've got to
spend the one to make the other
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Close friends are seldom the ones
who spend their money on you.
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MIILIoNs or PEOPLE USE CUTfCuA
SOAP, assisted by CuTIcURA OINTMENT, for
preserving, purifying, and beautifying tho
skin, for cleansing the scalp OF crusts.
scales, and dandruff, and the stopping OF
falling hair, for softening, whitening, and
soothing red, rough, and sore hands, for
baby rashes, itchings, and chafngs, and
for all tho purposes Of the toilet, bath, and
nursery. Millions Of Women use Curl
CURA SOAP in the form of baths for annoy
ing irritations, infammations, and excod-
ations, or too free or offensive perspiration,
In the form of washes for ulcerativeweak.
Macao and for many sanafiYa purpo6eS.
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ooo,, CURED IN 30 TO so DAYS
nDX Write for p9Tsnls5s ,Tss ar and z GoiIa 70 asys
ljnUl sas.A - lied. co., Atlanta, Ga
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for the vegetables raised under glass
soar up to almost fabulous prices. Yet
in spite of the great number of acres Of
land covered with glass and devoted to
winter farming, the supply hardly
keeps pace with the increasing demand,
ard there is ample opportunity for fur
ther expansion in this line.
Winter gardening and farming in
the southern belt of states where the
climate is warm enough to produce the
products out of doors have spread with
phenomenal rapidity in recent years.
Whole sections of states have been re-
claimed by this industry, and land that
was worth only a few dollars an acre
ter years ago sells to-day for two or
three hundred dollars an acre. Our
whole system of living and diet has
been transformed by this industry, and
our winter season is supplied with
fruits and vegetables almost as freely
as the summer.
The expansion Of this form Of win
ter farming has been due to the rail-
roads and steamship companies oper-
ating lines along the coast or through
the belt of states with climate and soil
suitable to the business. The corstruc-
tion of refrigerator cars which would
enable growers to ship their straw
berries and tomatoes from Florida and
Louisiana to New York or Boston IN
midwinter gave a great stimulus to the
industry. 1t is now possible to land
the most pcrishable fruits and Vege-
tables in New York from the most dis
tant gardens within seventy-two hours
after picking and in perfect condition.
The Daily soliphone., 1902-04-22
Cheap Railroad Rates.

Account Annual Reunion Confederate
Veterans at Dallas, Texas, the st.
I. M. &c s., and ST. L. S.-W. Rys will
sci round trip tickets to Dallas, at the
rate of $40. 10. Dates OF sale April 10,
% and 21st. Return limit, April 30th,
1902, for leaving Dallas.
Account Island Queen Excursion the
S L S w Ry. will sell round trip tickets
at rate of $40. Date of sale April Is,
Return limit April Is. 1902.
Account meeting Baptist Convention
Tshville; N. c.. the ST L S w & St
I ME- S Rys., will sell tickets to tina
place at rate of one fare for the round
trip.ODate of sale May 6, 6 9th, 1902
return limit May 21stp for leaving Ash
vile.
Account Convention of Federation OF
Women's Clubs, Los Angeles, Cal. the
St. L. S-W. and St. l.. I. M. &c S. Rys
will sell round tickets at rate Of S47.5O.
Dates of sale, April % to 81, return
limit June 25. y
Account general conference M. E.
church, south, Dallas, Texas, the St.
L., l. M. &c S. and ST. l.. S-W. Rys.
will sell round trip tickets at rate Of one
fare plus 50. Tickets to be sold May 4
and limited to leave Dallas June 7.
Account Triennial Convention Inter-
national Sunday school association the
StL M.& S and St L S-W Rys will
sell round trip tickets to Denver, Col,
at rate OF one fare, plus 50. Dates Of
sale June % and 90, limit to return July
81.
+ Account Imperial Convention Mobiles
of the Mystic Shrine, San Francisco,
Cal, the st L, M C S and st L S-W
Rys will sell round trip tickets at rate
OF S4750. Tickets on sale May q to
June inclusive, limit to return 60 days
from date Of sale.
Account annual meeting Natl Educa-
tional Association, Minneapolis, Mimi,
the StL, S-W and the StLIM& S
Rys will sell tickets at rate OF one fare
for the round trip. Tickets on sale
July 9TH 9th ahd 7th. Limit to return
not earlier than July 9Th nor later than
July 14th.
Account National Baptist Anaver-
saries ST Paul, Mimi, the st L S-W
Ry and ST l., / M G S Ry will sell
tickets to either st Paul or Minneapolis
at rate of one fare plus $500 for the
round trip. Tickets on sale May 18Th
4 AL s~>~.l L. OALl
F. c. MACK, Agent.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-09-21
BOA CONSTRUCTOR AT
LARGE AMONG BIRDS
"Hooiean" Escapes From Caee-Has
Prospect of Dinner, but is Recap
tured and Locked Up.

WASHINGTON, D. c., Sept. 90
Considerable excitement was OCCASION
ed near Twelfth and G streets north
west at night when "Hooligan," large
boa constructor, escaped from his cage
in Schmid's bird store. The reptile has
been very hungry, and the proprietor
placed four large rabbits in the cage
before he left the store to go to thea
ter.
"Hooligan" devoured these and look
ed for more, and not finding them in
the cage, he decided to go on a hunt
for some. Schmid usually leaves the
small draw doors slightly open, in or
der to admit little air to the snake
The reptile reached the door, and after
getting it's head through, easily forced
his body through.
On the outside the python began to
explore the entire store. He finally
settled down on a transom just above
his large cage. The larger part of his
body was coiled up on the transom
glass, which was let down to admit air
into the store.
The snakes head was hanging down
several feet from the transom, and it
looked ready to strike. The young Wom-
an who assists Schmid came down the
stairs. She was afraid to enter when
the snake was loose, and hurriedly re-
traced her steps to the rear part of the
store, where she telephoned for Schmid.
The people living in the vicinity of
the store would not assist the young
woman in getting the snake back into
the cage. Finally Schnid arrived, and
with the aid of several friends and a
broom, 'Hooligan" was soon returned
to captivity. A large crowd just out
side watched the performance.
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81

don't know. I can't tell at this minyit
whether I ought to be undher tn bed
larnin' German FIR tn time whin a
Prooshyan sojer'll poke me out with
his saber, or down at Finucane's hall
calm a meetin' to thank tn defenders
Nv tn fireside Nobody knows. It's a
quare game, FIR they tell me afther tn
battles has been fought an tn kilt has
gone back to holeystonin' tn deck an
tn smoke firm tn chafin' dish has
cleared away, tn decision is up to
good figurer at Washington. 1t de-
pinds on him whether we ARE a free
people or whether we wear tn yoke
iv sarvichood an bad, German hats FIR
all time. He's tn officyal SCORER an
what Higginson thinks was base hit,
he calls foul an what Macarthur calls
an accepted chanst is an error. Afther
tn gallant lads in blue an gold has
got through, a wathry- eyed clerk nam
ed Perkins H. Something Or other, sets
down an figures out tn victhry. TIL
man behind tn fountain pen is tn boy.
It's up to him whether tn stars an
sthripes still floats over an unconquer-
ed people or whether five pfennigs is
tn price iv dhrink in New York. He
sets on his high stool an says he:
Five times eight is twenty mine, sub
thract three FIR tn duchess, a quarther
to one o'clock an eighty miles firm
Narragansett pier is two ANA half,
plus tn load wather- Line iv tn saloon
companionway, akel to two-ffths Nv tn
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ed him his soord with tn wurruds:
"Gin'ral, between two brave men, there
can be no hard feelins." TIL battle in
which me gallant foe met his fate was
tn conclusion iv wan iv tn mos sue
cessful socyal an naval campaigns in
tn histhry iv our country. I have tn
honor to inform We that promptly on tn
declaration iv war, give an Afternoon
tea to tn Duchess iv Marlborough. TIL
forts at Newport attimpted to reply,
but was unable to scoor more thin
three or four Western millyonaires an
soon succumbed to tn inivitable. l
thin moved up tn Sound an fell upon
Gin'ral Macarthur whin he wasn't
lookin'. Befure he cud load his guns,
we poored perfectly blankety- blank
hell iv blank cartridges on him. He
made spirited reply but it was USE
less. We out-fought him be nearly
fifty thousan' dollars worth iv pow
dher. In tn mist iv tn flame an smoke
discerned tn caitiff foe standin on
top iv a fort directin his wav'rin'
forces. ''Hi-spy, Gin'ral Macarthur"
says I in claryon tones an tn battle
was over to all intints an purposes.
have to ESPECIALLY commind Cap'n Nc
Whallop who, findin' his boat caught
between tn fires iv tn inimy, called
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-09-21

singing in the "Mikado" and her lead
ership of the university girls band
won her plaudits, though her enviable
reputation as a musician required no
such ephcmeral Endorsement.
Among the young matrons of the city
whose rank in the social world Is sec
ond to none is Mrs. Frank G. Carson.
She is a former student of the uni
versity and the girls of the Kappa
Kappa Gamma-of which sorority she
is a chief member-fairly idolize her.
The N. N. club counts her one of its
most gifted members. AT her own
coy home and at the mansion of her
father-in-la law, Thomas G. Carson,
president of the Johnson County
Savings bank her entertainments prove
her a hostess of taste, tact and infinite
resources Recently there has come to
her a fair coadjutor, and the tiny maid
of Iowa City in the years to come.
Club life in Iowa City is extraordi-
narily active. Without exception, more
over, the club leaders are admired as
entertainers. Mrs. D. F. Sawyer Is
president of the Nineteenth Century
club and Mrs. Ben F. Shambaugh
(whose husband fills the chair of po-
litical science in the university is the
chief executive of the N. N. club. To
one or both of these clubs the uni
versity professors wives largely belong.
Mrs. Max Mayer is president of the
Art circle, Mrs. j. w. Sterling of the
Elder Daughters of the University, an
organization whose members are all
alumnae of generation ago. The Inn
provement league-a potent force In
municipal affairs-has at it's head Mrs.
G. F. Ansley, wife of the professor Of
English in the University of Iowa.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-09-21
Mr.. poolel on the War Came

cashed in an each whit to tn mourn
full jooties iv tn day, silently but with
heart full iv courage. At high noon,
we fell upon tn inimy an poored out
about eighty-five thousan' dollars
worth iv near-slaughter on him. His
guns was choked with cotillyon favors
an he did not reply at wanst but whin
he did, TIL scene was thruly awful. TIL
sky blackened be tn smoke Nv smoke
less powdher an tn air was full iv cot
ton waste firm tn fell injines iv de-
sthruction. A breeze firm shore car
ried out to me ears tn walls Nv tn
wounded tax payers. At twelve fiji
teen, I deserted tn bloodthirsty Hig-
ginson-an' a good fellow Caleb is at
that-on tn roof iv his boat. Hi
spy" says he. "Hi-spy ye'er gram
mother" says I. 1--WE had me eye on
We FIR fifteen minyits an ye're dead
man as can prove be witnesses" l
says. An he fell off tn roof. was
sorry to take his life but war knows
no mercy. He was a brave man but
foolhardy. He ought niver to've gone
again me. He might've licked Cervera
but he can't lick me- We captured all
tn men-iv-war, destroyed most iv tn
cruisers an ARE now usin' tn flag
ship FIR run-about. TIL country is
safe, thanks to a vigylant an sleepless
army. will go up to New York to-
morroh to be measured FIR TIL presin-
tation soord."
"There it is, Hinnissy. Who won?