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Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1902-03-27
SHEPHERDSTOWN w. VA, THURSDAY MARCH 27, 1902

he brought his fist down on the table
with such force as to lift the cat of,
tn. floor. "Do you suppose such
twaddle as that is to pass into history?
If it did the reader would take me for
a fool.
well, well skip few years then,
replied Mrs. Bowser. "At the age of
twenty-one you rescued a calf from
drowning. 1t was very heroic ac-
ton on your part A few months
later you challenged young man to
fight duel because he called your
sweetheart redheaded, and it was not
your fault that he failed to be on the
ground. At the age of twenty-five
lightning struck n'ighbor's barn,
and but for you a mule would have
psrished in the flames A year later
Hold on /" he hoarsely whispered.
Hold on where you are l might
have known how things would have
come out. If you insult me further,
may forget that you are my wife !!
But who has insulted you? If you
are going to make up ten pages Of
history, you will have to make use of
all the incidents happening in your
life. What has happened to you in
the last twenty years, for instance?
You fell in love with and married me,
you bought hog you bought COW,
you bought chickens, you bought FIRE
escapes and spring tOnics and root
beer, runaway horses and bike, and
you"
Madam, go up to your room
said Mr.. Bowser, as he arose and
pointed to the ceiling.
But want to help you to recall
"Go up-go!
"At the age of twenty-three you
wanted to hang yourself in the cow
shed because
Il say go"
Mrs. Bowser went. 1t was the
only way to avoid row. She left
Mr.. Bowser pacing up and down and
the ends of his hair curling and snap
ping, but she had scarcely reached
her room when the doorbell rang.
The historian had come to see Mr..
Bowssr about a full length portrait
for the book. The historian had
stopped at five or six saloons on the
way and he had arrived with wheels
in his head. He had only got seated
in the back parlor when those wheels
began to go round, and he looked at
Mr.. Bowser in helpless way and
asked:
care you Mr.. Bowsher or-or the
other feller? If you are Mr.. Bowsher
1 don't want to shay nozzing-not
word-but if you are the other fel-
ler-"
"Wen?"
81 want to tell you good choke
got an old chap on er string for
hundred dollars; names old Bowsher
and he's an ass. If he don't give it
way to his wife"
Mr.. Bowser rose up and took the
historian by the neck and led him
down the hall, then as Mrs. Bowser
looked over the railing he opened the
door and planted his shoe three times
against future history and turned
away with white face and swallow
ing at the lump in his throat. A
deep, mysterious silence settled upon
the house for the next hour and Mrs
Bowser crept softly down stairs to
find him asleep oD the lounge and the
cat hidden away in the darkest cor
ner His t.n.na re histnrv WAS closed
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1902-03-27

which no efnnee
can hide, and
often In their very
esrriage besray
the WON anly
vsakness which
oypreases them.
There can Be no
perfect health for
the woman who
suffers from dis
ease Of the delicate
womaniy ergan.
ism. Her general
health u % inti>
nstely related TO
the local health Of
the womanly Of
gans that these
must Be cured be-
fore the general
health can Be
estabiished.
DR.. Pie1ce's Pa
~o~:sa prearrir,st01
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1902-03-27

The Illinois Central road intends to
plant several rows of catalpa trees
along it's track from Chicago to New
Orleans to furnish crossties in the COM
ing years. The distance is 900 miles.
Over 100000 trees will be planted.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1902-03-27

THE SALESMAN AND THE CUSTOMER.
Have you any of DR.. Rybold's 8
Specific for Grip" asked the custo-
mer.
"No," replied the salesman at the
drug store. ave are out of that.
"Then let me have something just
as good"
1--WE haven't anything as good, y
said the salesman
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1902-03-27

Teacher-Whst ls that you have
drawn on your slate, Tommy
Tommy (sged GA woman and
a house.
Teacher-But / only see a house.
Where is the woman?
TOmmy-0h. she has gone into the
house.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1902-03-27

A Chicago preacher announced to
his congregation that on next Sunday
evening he would preach sermon on
Mt. Ararat. Wbereupon an old sister
went forward to say goodbye and to
wish him a pleasant voyage and 'afe
return.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1902-03-27
THE POESE
return.

OF a woman In perfect health attracts
the eye at once. Such q woman 10 all
too rarely seen. The most Of women
bear scars Of suffering on their faces
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1902-03-27

J. Pisrpont Morgan is said to have
made $42,O 600, 900 last year.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1902-03-27

The fellow who frequents saloons
often finds himself in a tight place
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1902-03-27
Mems Suits and
OverCOatsl |

You will find our entire stock sur
prisingly distinctive and original and at
such Low Prices, considering the good
qualities, that will leave no room in your
mind for doubt that this store is emf
nently the best to be clothed from.
We are making greater showing of
the FAMOUS "VITALS" BRAND CLOTH
ING than ever before, because we find
that it gives far better satisfaction than
any other make. 1t has more style, is
tailored better and keeps its shape long
er and above all, is permanent perfect
fitting.
This Clothing is made on entirely diff
ferent lines to any other make Of ready
to-wear, because the greatest care and
thought is displayed on the insides
C"VITALS'O where every safeguard is
found to give the garment solidity to
withstand the elements and long service.
Wear the "VITALS" BRAND and
you will not be bothered with pockets
sagging, the coat wrinkling or curling,
seams ripping or buttons falling of-a
common complaint with ordinary ready
to-wear clothing.
If you pay our store a visit we will be
more than pleased to show you these
details. Your investigation will not on
ly prove interesting, but profitable.
It's great source Of satisfaction to
know when you wear our clothing that
il is absolutely correct and made as per-
feet as clothing can be, and furthermore,
does not cost penny more than other
stores ask for the inferior kind.
We look forward with con fidence to
gaining your valuable patronage this
fall
7. E. LINE,
C1othier, Furnisher and Halter,
Shepherdstown, W. Va.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1902-03-27

"Boys, what's the trouble1" asked
man who had come upon a western
lynching party.
This chap killed his father"
"Oh, well, the old man would have
had to die some time"
"He killed his brother, too"
That's nothing much. Cain did
that, but nobody lynched him"
But be stole a mule, too"
you don'tsay String him upr'
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1902-03-27

"Ars you sure these corsets are un.
breakable ?" asked the doubling GUS
toner.
81 have been wearing a pair my.
self for year" said the shop girl,
land they are not broken yet. And"
she continued ,blushiDg, m engaged"
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1902-03-27
= SNYDER PUBLISHER.
Our Great Preparations for
Fall and Winter
Are Worthy Of Fame !

Our Store offers you the fruits of our
tact and good judgment in gathering the
best and most reliable
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1902-03-27

Tsss-Aren't you going to the choir
rehearsal to night
Jess-No.
Tess You'd better. We're going
to give that new hymn q trial.
Jes,-Can't, I'm going to give q
new him a trial myself.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1902-03-27

he brought his fist down on the table
with such force as to lift the cat off
tn. floor. "Do you suppose such
twaddle as that is to pass into history?
If it did the reader would take me for
q fool"
The Coconino sun., 1902-07-12
A Delightful surprise.

Mir. Castillo of Babbitt Bros. Is in receips of a letter from very happy young man, Monico Garcia, the popular county recorder of Apache county. Through this letter Mr. Castillo is in- formed of the ri96 prize secured by Mir. Garcia in thS person of Miss Amelia Hunt, one of Apache county's most highly esteemed young ladies. MT. Garcia is to be congratulated on his good fortune, for we know of Miss Hunt as one of the ablest teachers of the ter ritory. They were married last Mon- day in Winslow, and will spend their honeymoon in California, stopping of in Flagstaff for five days, visiting friends here. From here they will go to Prescott for few days, and thence to California.
The Coconino sun., 1902-07-12
Roid-Lo6lo.

The marriage ceremony uniting Miss Mary Logic and Mr. Frank c. Reid in the holy bonds of matrimony will take place in the Presbyterian church at g o'clock on Tuesday morning, July l5. The many friends of tho contracting couple are invited to be present and witness the ceremony, which will be performed by Rev. Geo. Logic, brother of the bride. Alter the ceremony a wedding breakfast will be given to a few invited friends at the residence of Rev. Geo. Logic. The bride and groom will leave on the morning train for San Francisco, Cal, and expect to spend ten days in that city, returning to Flag. staff the latter part of the month.
The Coconino sun., 1902-07-12
Vacation Days.

Vacation time is here and the chil- dren are fairly living out of doors. There could be no healthier place for them. You need only to guard against the accidents incidental to most open air sports. No remedy equals DeWitt's Witch Hazel Salve for quickly stopping pain or removing danger of serious con- sequences. For cuts, scalds and
 wounds. "I used DeWitt's Witch Hazel Salve for sores, cuts dnd bruises, says L. B. Johnson. Swift, Yexas. 'Tt's the best remedy on the market" Sure cure for piles and skin diseases. Beware of commercials. w. H. TimerhOff.
The Coconino sun., 1902-07-12
Notice for Publication.

Land once at Prescott riz., July. 9, 1902.
 Notice is hereby giyeDFthat the following named settler has dtnotice of his intention to make final proof nj support of hts claim, and that said proof will be made before Clerk of the Probate Court at Flagstaff, Arizona, on August g, 1902. viz William Patterson, for the SW A Sec. 6, T. 9 N, R.6E.
 He names the following witnesses to prove his continuous residence upon, and cultivation of, said land, viz: Dan Mcdonald, of Challen- der. Arizona, Chas. Carlson, of Bellemont, Arizona, Joseph Dixon, of Bellemont Arizona, and Patrick Johnson. of Williams, Arizona.
 FREDERICK A. TRITI.E Jr., Register. First publication July I2, 1902.
The Coconino sun., 1902-07-12
Poisoning the sysssm.

It is through the bowels the body is cleansed of impurities. Constipation keeps these poisons in the system, caus- ing headache, dullness, and melan- cholia at first, then unsightly eruptions, and finally serious illness, unless a remedy is applied. DsWitt's Little Early Risers prevent> this trouble by stimulating the livsf and promote easy. healthy action of the bowels. These little pills do not act violently, but by strengthening the bowels enable them to perform their own work. Never gripe or distress. w. H. Timerhoff. i
The Coconino sun., 1902-07-12
A Liberal Offer.

The undersigned will give free sample of Chamberlain's Stomach and Liver Tablets to any one wanting a reliable remedy for disorders of stom- ach, biliousness O. constipation. This is new remedy and good one. Pio- neer Drug Store. |
The Coconino sun., 1902-07-12

A fireman on one of the ballast-run engines suffered very severe mash by having a side rod of the engine fall on his hand. We are glad not to have to report any more serious accidents than this. There has not been an accident at the Pit this year.
 PICKLE FACE.
The Coconino sun., 1902-07-12

Mir. Fulton of Flagstaff rode up the first of the week.
The Coconino sun., 1902-07-12

Mrs. Daze of WinslOw is visiting her daughter, Mrs. J. c. Moritz.
The Coconino sun., 1902-07-12

Pay day is coming. Will have more news after that.
The Coconino sun., 1902-07-12

Mir. F. A. Claus is a new arrival from Louisiana, Mo. He comes to take the position of night operator made vacant by the removal of H. E. McDaniels. His family will arrive later on.
The Coconino sun., 1902-07-12

A Mexican labOrer had hand badly mashed Thursday by having timber fall on it.
The Coconino sun., 1902-07-12

Superintendent Hubbard spent sev- eral days here this week, looking after matters at the Pit. In fact he spent his forty birthday here, which was the Sth.
The Coconino sun., 1902-07-12

Mir. F. A. Richards, one of the engi- neers at the timber treating plant, left this week for New Mexico to visit his family.
The Coconino sun., 1902-07-12

Mir. Thos. Brannigan and bride re- turned from Los Angeles Wednesday and were charivaried at their ranch the same evening by party of friends.
The Coconino sun., 1902-07-12
BELLEMONT ITEMS.

BELLEMONT ITEMS.
 Pay day is coming. Will have more news after that.
 Mir. Fulton of Flagstaff rode up the first of the week.
 Mrs. Daze of Winslow is visiting her daughter, Mrs. J. c. Moritz.
 A Mexican labOrer had hand badly mashed Thursday by having timber fall on it.
 Mir. F. A. Richards, one of the engi- neers at the timber treating plant, left this week for New Mexico to visit his family.
 Mr.M. F. King, head engineer at the Pickler, takes his departure next week for Denver, returning when the plant opens up.
 Agent c. c. Hull was in Flagstaff Saturday. He was initiated into Flag statf Lodge, F. & A. M., last Saturday evening.
 It still continues very dry. The water supply is diminishing at the cOmpany's springs and they are hauling water from Flagstaff.
 Mir. ThOs. Branuigan and bride re- turned from Los Angeles Wednesday and were charivaried at their ranch the same evening by party of friends. Superintendent Hubbard spent sev- eral days here this week, looking after matters at the Pit. In fact he spent his forty-6fth birthday here, which was the 8th. Mir. F. A. Claus is new arrival from Louisiana, Mo. He comes to take the position of night operator made vacant by the removal of H. E. McDaniels. His family will arrive later on. A fireman on one of the ballast-run engines suffered a very severe mash by having side rod of the engine fall on
The Coconino sun., 1902-07-12

Mr.>M. F. King, head engineer at the Pickler, takes his departure next week for Denver, returning when the plant opens up.
The Coconino sun., 1902-07-12

It still continues very dry. The water supply is diminishing at the cOmpany's springs and they are hauling water from Flagstaff.
The Coconino sun., 1902-07-12

Agent c. c. Hull was in Flagstaff Saturday. He was initiated into Flag staff Lodge, F. & A. M., last Saturday evening.
Daily new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1897-1906, 1902-05-27
HON. H. C. MCCORMICK DEAD.
Former Congressman and Ex-Attor-
ney General of Pennsylvania.
Last Illness Brief.

Williamsport, Pa, May 27.-Hon.
Henry Clay Mccormick, former con-
gresham from the Sixteenth Penn
sylvania district for two terms, and
attorney general during the admins
tration of Governor Hastings, died at
2:10 O'Clock yesterday afternoon. The
cause of death was acute Brights dis
ease, complicated with blood poison
ing. Mr.. McCormicks illness was of
less than a weeks duration, as only
last week he was at Senator ]. Henry
Cochran's country home in Virginia
and he attended to business after his
return.
Many messages of regret have been
received by the family from all over
the state. Immediately following the
announcement of his death there was
general tolling of bells throughout
the city.
The funeral will take place on
Thursday afternoon.
Daily new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1897-1906, 1902-05-27
To Preserve Hen Fruit.

NJ. Louis Parisot, an eminent French
chemist, has discovered liquid which
he claims to be capable of preserving
the freshness of eggs for period Of
twelve years, says the London Mail.
About year ago he placed a large
number Of these delicacies in the liz.
uid, getting a magistrate to witness his
act and seal the tank with his official
seal. A few days ago the tank was
opened in the presence Of his worship,
the eggs being found to be in excellent
condition -Four eggs were selected hap
hazard out of the tank and on being
boiled were eaten, the magistrate pro-
nouncing them to be excellent and pos
sessing delicious flavor. Another tri-
umph for the inventor happened the
other day, some eggs which had been
In the liquid for four months being sue
cessfully Matched, eight out of the
twelve placed under the hen proving
fertile. M. Parisot states that he can
preserve eggs with his preparation at a
cost of Is cents per thousand
Daily new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1897-1906, 1902-05-27
FRENCH SAW THE FALLS.
Rochambeaus Greet Priest and
Lady, Whom They Had Met
Before.

Buffalo, N. Y, May 81. lAem-
bers Of the French mission who par
ticipated In the ceremonies incident
to the unwilling of the statue of
Count de Rochambeau at Washing
ton, accompanied by Ambassador
Cambon, Nine. Cambon, members Of
the staff Of the French embassy and
the presidents commission. spent a
pleasant day at Niagara Falls and
again turned toward the east, leaving
for West Point at O'Clock yester-
day afternoon over the West Shore
railroad.
Just before the departure of the
train for the east bevy Of girls,
dressed in white, presented Countess
de Roehambeau a large bouquet Of
flowers, sent by the sisters and pu-
pills of the Sisters of Mercy convent.
The Very Rev. James A. Lanigan,
of Buffalo, and Miss Flore Reche, Of
Rochester, who were among those
who received the Warehouses de Ro.
chambeau on the occasion of a visit
to the Falls 10 years ago, at the time
of the Yorktown celebration, made
themselves known to the count and
countess, who greeted them cordially
and spent five minutes in animated
conversation with the venerable
Drelate
Daily new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1897-1906, 1902-05-27
MORO ATTACKED AMERICAN.
Under Flag of Truce Cut Off Soldiers
Arm.

Manila, May 27.-While Second
Lieutenant Robert C. Humber, of the
Tenth infantry, and Sergeant Walling,
of the same regiment, were walking
six miles from Camp Vickers. in Min
danao, they perceived a single Moro
carrying a flag of truce. When the
native had approached close to the
Americans he suddenly drew his
creese and slashed Sergeant Walling,
cutting his arm completely Off Lieu
tenant Humber attempted to shoot
the Moro, but his revolver missed
fire, and the native escaped in the tall
grass.
General Davis, commander Of the
American forces in Mindanao, has re-
iterated his orders that no American
soldiers are to leave camp unless in
a party Of at least eight men, who
must be armed and prepared for any
emergency.
Daily new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1897-1906, 1902-05-27
SPAIN,S NEtg KING.
Personal Charn ctcr.sfics of Young
Alfonso XIII.


Personal charn cter.sfics of Young
Alfonso XIII.
a mothers love and devotion have
given to Spain king worthy of the
throne, says the New York World. The
new sovereign is a boy--a king at six
teen-but he comes to his Inheritance
with Il character matured far beyond
his years. Called in his boyhood to
greatness and responsibility, be accepts
hs heavy duties modestly and serious
~, though not morbidly.
Born with inherited weakness of
mind ard body. exceeding frail. wise
and gentle woman has trained and
guided bin until he has become sturdy
physically and has gained most at
tractive character. His mother made
him fit to be a king. The new soyer-
eign, to whom all loyal Spain looks
with reverence and affection, is a fine,
handsome boy His mind is healthy
and spirited. He is tender hearted and
impulsive He is charitable, energetic,
friendly and has will of his own. He
s born soldier and is good one even
now. He Is deeply patriotic and re-
.igious. He speaks English, French
and German as well as his own Ian
gaage. He is greatly devoted to his
sisters, Princesses Mercedes and Maria
Theresa He is fond of athletics and
swimming.
King Alfonso has such string of i'm
posing names that one is reminded of
old Eceles' comment when be hears
the long tale OF his little grandson's
aristocratic Christian names:
HE doesn't look big enough to hold
them all"
If the king were to be introduced
anywhere with all of his Names his
sponsor would have to say:
ALLOW me to present Alfonso KILL,
Leon Ferdinand Maria James Isidore
Pascal Antonio, king of Spain. Of Cas-
tile, of Leon, of Aragon, of the two
Sicilies of Jerusalem, of Navarro. of
Grenada, of Toledo, of Valentia, OF
Galicia, of Majorca. of Minorca. Of
Corcega, of Murcia, of Jaen, of Agar
ra, OF Algeria, or Gibraltar, or the
Canaries. of the East and West Indies,
of India and the Oceanic continent
Archduke of Austria, Duke of Burgun-
dy. of Brabant and of Milan, Count of
Hapsburg. of Flanders, of Tyrol and
of Barcelona and Lord of Biscay and
Molina
The king has two Irish cobs. which
have superseded the pony carriage and
on which he is often seen in Madrid.
His playfellows have been the children
from the families of the Due de Soto
mayor and other grandees. and his
principal diversion took the form of
platoon exercises. the handling of arms
and of drills AS his strength increas-
ed there were long walks with officers,
and indoors he played billiards much
and with considerable skill.
Daily new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1897-1906, 1902-05-27

containing the names of IFS Presby-
terrain ministers who had died since
the las. assembly
A resolution of thanks to the Amer
lean Bible society was then adopted.
The Rev. DR.. Taylor. of Rochester.
read general resolutions Of thanks,
which we're adopted, in which the
Presbyterians of New York city, Mod
orator Van Dyke, Vice Moderator
Noyes, the stated clerk and the Penn
sylvanians were mentioned.
DR.. Van Dyke, James Yeereance.
chairman of the hospitality commit
tee, and the Rev. Dr. ]. Ross Steven
son made brief addresses.
DR.. Stevenson asked the Presby-
terians to do their best for New York,
where only per cent of the popula-
ton are evangelical Christians.
The minutes were then read, the
moderator pronounced the benedie-
ton, the doxology was sung and the
general assembly was declared ad-
journed sine die.
The moderator, in declaring the adj
journment. referred to the unanimity
in the action taken by the general as
sembly, including the revision of
faith.
Il should not care for the revision
of creed, he said, IF | did not think
it would lead to an era of evangelical
work greater than any other in the
history Of our church"
Daily new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1897-1906, 1902-05-27
FINE PAINTING OF m'KlNLEY.
Attempt VIII Be Made to Have u
Bought For White House.

Washington, May GA number of
the friends of Senator Depew yester-
day were invited to his residence to
view two portraits by Muller Ury, one
of Mrs. Depew and the other of the
late President Mckinley.
That of Mrs. Depew is pronounced
, art critics to be most lifelike,
while the portrait of the late pres..
dent, which is life size and which was
finished just before his death, is re-
garded by Secretary Cortelyou and
General Corbin, who visited the sen.
ators residence yesterday. as marvel
ously correct. 1t Is understood that
Senator Depew, Senator Hanna and
others will make an effort to have
congress purchase the painting for
the White House.