The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1902-04-22

to be skinned, butt is a safe bet that his
book will leap redhanded. into it's thirteenth
s'@r&: y
Connecticut law will allow "a man to
catch but thirty trout in one day. There
ought to be law to prevent the man who
catches two small ones from swelling
the account, when he casually mentions it at
the grocery store, to thirty large speckled
beauties, the laws limit, gentlemen
The Yale Criminal Club has been formed 1t
will be much in evidence" after the game
when Kniehthcod Was in Flower has
gone to- seed. butt the author has thrown
new novel into the breach :. go. .ss -.
There are two new revolutions threatened
One is in Nicaragua. The other, in the Chi
cago Woman s. Club. promises to be more
dangerous. -
The old dray horse looks at the price CT
meat with a shoulder.
Now and then dollar bull' comes out of
his fence corner, looks over the winter wheat
weather map, and retires believing.
General Miles is allowed to stay in the
room, but he,must raise his hand before he
may speak.
+ The mere idea of water cure is what is the
matter with Henry Watterson.
Mrs. j. 3. Read startled the charter mem
bers of the original Sorosis society by a paper
on "Wonlen l Have Net in which she said
of the society woman that 1.-The surest way
to gain her friendship lis to tell her that she
c hor no fp10 fho3 jf,,1 Lof
all women, so fascinating to men; call hersa
| beautiful sinner and so on, and SO on. She
will never tire OF such5rubbish.'' The, ladies
all asked one another, ~ Does she mean me ??
and have been very distant with her since 81
A. little country store in Georgia combines
4 'ice cream, embalming, millinery and tooth
pulling When business is slack in those
lines, it, is usually pretty good in 'books ant
bacon If there is Anything in the commu
4 nifty the American shopkeeper intends t
have it. RI. rs
Notes From the Field.
The Mabel, Mimi, Tribune tells of a maj
who was ''all run down and tried som.
! patent medicine in VAIN, It seems that Ii
Twas run down by ans automobiles -
The Forum Society Of Fergus Falls gave
mock trial the ether night before the 4hig
school and its friends. Hans Hanson an
Leonard, Nelson were attorneys for the state
Harold Braatelen acted as attorney for tn
defendant August Linn, who was supposed t
have murdered a man named John King. TIL
examination and cross-cxamination Of til
witnesses was very interesting and shove
much keenness. Hans Hansons speech t
the jury, in which he summed up the evi
dence, was clear, convincing, and a model c
oratory. Had the case rested here -thetjGr
| would probably have returned verdict
I guilty Harold Braatelien summed up tn
case for the defendant and his speech ais
was logical, full of knowledge of the law, an
ended with g. fine appeal to the jury for tn
!, life of his client During both speeches, tn
audience was deeply interested. A feature c
Harold's passionate plea for the defendant
life which pleased the audience was the de
PENDANTS small brother, who sat near b
weeping. This bit of realism probably save
the prisoners life. After a brief wait tn
jury brought in verdict of mot guilty. an
August Linn now attends the high schol
safe from a felon's fate.
A Pine county justice Of the peace, IT tt
Pine Poker can be believed, has posted tt
following: