The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-10-26
Mangied IN a
Mergenthaier

five miles long. 1t doesn't lead to a
| distillery, either.
I Now the manned football player re-
allies how the street-car horse re-
CARDS the world.
The porch climber, too, seems to have
a "hunch" that there is more room at
| the top.
That Wisconsin Rose is coming right
out into full bloom, too.
1t might help the Minnesota coal
buyer some to tell him that the peo-
| pie Of South America are right in the
middle Of a beautiful spring.
Annie Moore is running for superin-
/ tendent of schools at Platteville, Wis.
/ She is not the sweet Annie we shall
not see any more of whom we hear so
frequently in the song.
What nice country Guam must be!
/ There isn't a trust on the island and
| only those people who want to wear
| clothes.
Another war may break out right in
/ the shade of The Hague The kaiser
/ has adopted a monocle.
Portugal's king is in Paris. He
seems to be sorry he hasn't another
| crown to pawn.
I King Leopold, of Belgium, throws
| money around as though he were
/ head Of a steel trust. He has bought
/ a hotel and $4,000 diamond cres-
cent for Cleo de Merode.
You still have time to register an
oath.
Cheer up. Your Christmas tree is
growing in fine shape out in the
woods.
Northwestern uniyersitys new pres
| ident ought to be jim dandy. Any
| how his name is James.
/ A Cincinnati boy came pretty close
| to collecting money enough to build
| batt1eship. Anyhow he collected S.
| 600 and 1t only cost 100000 to put
! afioat, full panoplied for war, one of
| the big sea monsters.
The X-ray is doing some surprising
/ things. It was turned on a Butte man
/ suffering from paralysis the other day
and his paralysis disappeared. Prob.
/ ably this wouldn't occur, however, in
any other place except Butte.
/
Some of the women of the East are
massaging their faces with mallets.
| Even mallets wouldn't affect some of
those Newport faces. Eth, Henry Wat
terson?
"Who will be the leader of Chicago
/ society?" plaintive1y asks the Inter
! Ocean How would Mrs. Streeter of
| the District of Lake Michigan" do?
|
| The champion woman golf player Of
! America is only IS, but she plays like
60.
/ Gen. Dewet is now making speeches
| III his night shirt. He is understood
| to recommend the new style highly.
! He gets free use of his arms and has
/ the insignia of purity in the garment.
He doesn't mind cold feet, as he has
/ had them so much that he would be
| lonesome without them.
! The anthracite coal strike? There
isn't any.
The La Crosse judge who decided
| that shaving on Sunday is not neces-
sary might have gone much further.
| Shaving at all is not necessary.
Bromo settler would be getting a
great advertisement if there had been
| any bromo settler in Molineux's bromo
| setter bottle.
California is the land of peoples and
! Kentucky the land of pops.
| But Mark. Twain isn't the only
| American Who wants money to burn.
Anyhow a red-haired girl isn't long
| in deciding what she wants. An Ohio
man advertised for a red-haired wom-
an to marry. Maggie Sickmil1er Is
| particulars, wrote him. they met and
wedding occurred the next day.
The fiddli11g has begun again in the
hard-coal region. The people Will, as
usual, pay for the music.
Both OdelI and Coler, running for
governor of New York, are blessed
with good fathers. The handicap be-
/ ing equal, they'll have to use other ar
gurnents on the voters.
If Secretary Shaw would talk less
and say more he would be doing about
the proper thing.
Well, have a large red apple. The
crop is 100000 barrels greater in
America this year than last.
Mad MulIah's method of making hay
differs somewhat from that Of Maud
Muller, but it gathers the winters feed
Just the same.
Tom Johnson is glad election day is
almost here. His automobile circus is
costing him $500 a day.
Chicago club women lament that SO
few of the girls of that town can sew,
sweep or darn. Some of them do pref
ny well at the last on the golf links.
A Utica IN. " man has stolen a
wagon-Ioad of Hmburger cheese.
Speaking of clews, there ought not to
be any trouble in that case.
1t looks like the same old coal, but
1t isn't at the same old price.
A Chicago man pounded his wife
with a leg of lamb. He might have
used mahogany table leg. 1t
wouldn't have cost any more and
would perhaps have been more fetch
ing.
Even the railway trains seem to be
trying to take a sFaash at Van SAINT.
Lady Curzon looks more and more
like a fashion plate. Perhaps this is
natural, as Papa Letter used to be in
the dry goods business.
Probably Hall Gaines books would
be more popular If he didn't look quite
so much like Svengai.
The Montana hoId-up men also find
no inc