Bisbee daily review., 1902-01-29
h Justice Court.

Territory against Garcia came up before Judge Williams yesterday. "1t seems, Caleo Garcia, that you felt the cold snap coming.on and prepared for the emergency" said the judge, pull ing from under his desk a sweater. Have you ever cast your electric lights upon this garment before?" con. tinued his honor. ''It is claimed that you selected this from a stock of mer- chandise owned by one Peter Sax, on Railroad avenue, without even con- sulting that gentleman. Is this the method you adopt in stocking up your wardrobe, Caleo?"
 Caleo pretended not to understand the Queens English.
 "If this is your custom established by long and successful practice, it does not meet the unqualified approval of P. Sax, and it is consequently in- cumbent upon me to inform you of the evil of this procedure. There is an- other and more honorable, although it may be less desirable, manner of keep ing warm these mornings, Garcia, and you will at once recall that labor hath it's reward The worthy fathers of our city had this adage before them when they provided large friendly z rock pile to be gradually worked over. will therefore refer you to that, there to commune for the next twenty days, and if at that time you do not find re- lief. will try more heroic treatment"
 "Migeul Perez. you are the thir- teenth member of your family who has appeared beforh this august court. and it grieves me sorely when I think that number thirteen has always been considered unlucky by the sooth saver"
 This struck Perez like thunderbolt.
 You are charged with trying to kick over the town, with being drunk and disorderly, and of ripping things up generally, all of which is contrary to the ordinances of our city. At one time kicking was considered an art, especially high kicking, and it was lib- erally rewarded; it was sought out with great enthusiasm by the inex' perienced and curious,-bu no longer is this accomplishment countanced. Once a COW kicked Chicago over, and the people of that city have vigorously opposed kicking ever since.
 Therefore, Migeul Periz, since you are behind the time and out of date, i, is necessary for me to impose upon you the penalty of being ignorant oI
 ---- -Lo,l1 make you wiser man.
 Yesterday morning burro tat haG tired of his daily trials and tributation! stretched out on the campus below the the Copper Queen hotel and died. Il seemed that he left no clue whateve, that would lead to his demise nor give any plausible excuse for his action He simply died without reason," wal the decision of the inquest.
 Nearby friend was standing with sn extremely dejected air. He had lost control of his ears which dropped away down below his chin. He seemed to be philosophzsing over the defunct, and his musings could only be interpreted by the coroner. "Alas poor John, the jig is up. No more tir cans for you. Your work Is done You have carried your last load oi wood-Oh. John, how happy you must be! you have left me behind to finger here little longer and then shuttle of this mortal coil. No more will you climb mountain and telegraph poles te sip the dew from the east wind, you may hereafter drink at the river stix.'
 ''Your sweet thin voice will nc longer be heard at late hour cerenad ing the guests of the Copper Queen you will be missed. and I must finger on full of sympathy and prunes."