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Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1902-09-04
London Dimes Mt Noon.

Except in certain circles. from the
upper middle class or the lower upper
classes upward. among whom the Gus
tom of evening dinner prevails. the re-
spectacle English custom is to serve
dinner at noon. the evening meal rang
ing all the way from tie workman's
repast of tea with wrinkles, bloaters.
or jam, to the heavy supper of game
and pastry for the rich. To this Gus
tom the restaurants cater, but to the
large floating colonies of foreignersto
whom an evening dinner is a necessity
they pay no heed. They continue COM
placently to serve dinners from 10 to
g." after which hour one may whistle
in vain, for no dinner will he get. AS
a natural result, an army of French
and Italian restaurants are doing a
brisk business and amassing fortunes.
not only in catering for their own
people. but in bringing comfort to
many an English bachelor enamel
pated from tea and jam. Not only in
the matter of service. but also in the
menu. does the village restaurant cNng
faithfully to old custom.-Outlook.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1902-09-04

The Chicago & Alton Railway has estab-
lished an Employment Bureau, the purpose
OF which is to recruit employees from among
the people living along the line of the Alton
Road. The head OF the Bureau meets citi-
zens living in towns upon and adjacent to
the line OF the Alton Railway for the pur.
pose of getting in touch with young men of
good habits and high character who would
like to become employees.
rious departments, operators, brakemen, fire.
men, etc, are recruited from persons whose
record is kept by the Atoms Employment
Bureau, the selections being made from
those who are best suited and qualified after
having passed mental and physical examina'
tons which have been made a part of the
requirements for employment.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1902-09-04

Italians are waking up to their i'm
portant historical connection with
America. Prof. Hughes, of the Uni
versity of Turin, the learned geogra-
phcr, noted for many works among
which are several concerning Amerigo
Vespucci, inaugurated his lectures on
the 18th inst, the theme of which for
the scholastic year will be exclusively
America.-Chicago Tribune.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1902-09-04

Prof. Eisenlohr has lately examined
the plan of a survey of land, made some
5000 years before Christ, and discov-
cred in Babylonia. The plan was drawn
on a clay tablet, on the other side
of which was a calculation of the area
of the land. Eisenlohr finds not only
that the computation was correct, but
that the methods used strikingly re-
sembled those of modern surveyors, in
GLIDING a system of checks to insure ac-
curacy of work.-Youth's Companion.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1902-09-04

The man who had built up the new
town and was showing a prospective
settler about the place, pointed with
pride to a pretty little church, just com
pleted.
"Do you belong to the church" asked
the visitor.
81 should say not" replied the head
man of the burg, with an air of injured
pride, "the church belongs to me."-
Detroit Free Press.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1902-09-04
me Man ana III, Theory

Once upon a time a theorist believed that
be had a plan for making large profits in a
short time on a small investment. lie took
a few friends and their money into his con.
idence and explained his theory to them.
Their Joint fortunes went into a pool that
was to pay 400 per cent. profit in three
months.
One day there came a report that startled
the stockholders. Their theory of profits
had gone to smash, carrying their money
with it, and hurting them all into bank
ruptcy.
M~oral-Theories are likely to explode,
with terrible conseduences.-N. Y. Herald.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1902-09-04

French railroad rules are strict. A
bad accident in which several lives were
lost took place on the line from Paris
to Marseilles recently. When a lady
who escaped uniniured from the wreck
applied for her baggage the day after
her arrival in Paris she was charged
ten centimes for her delay.-Philadel-
phia Press.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1902-09-04

George certainly has very strong hands,"
said his mothef-in-law grudgingly. as she
watched MIN unscrew the top from a can
Of preserves which had stubbornly with
stood his young wife's efforts.
Hasn't he. thougl!" cried his yodng
bride. admiringly. Now | know what he
meant when he spoke in his sleep last night
about having such a beautiful pair of open
ers. '-Gentleman's MAGAZINE.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1902-09-04
Had to Have Somebody.

First Detective-There really isn't
any evidence against him.
Second Detective-Why did you ar
rest him?
"Well-er-there isn't any evidence
against anybody lse."-Tit-Bits.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1902-09-04

Gobang-Fogg says that he intends
to take his wife with him to Klondike.
Ukerdek-What is his reason for
that?
HE says that it will save fuel. She
always keeps him in hot water."-Up-
to-Date.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1902-09-04

The Cost of TT wonder if advertising
like this" said the unsophist Gated youth,
after locking over the department store an.
nouncement, "!s really expensive?" "Wait
till you get wife who reads those ads. and
you'll find out" replied Phamliman.-Ph;!,
adelnhia Press.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1902-09-04

The Mobile & Ohio Railroad has inaugu-
rated dining car service between st. Louis
and New Orleans and Mobile. The head
quarters of the Superintendent of Dining
Cars and the Commissary have been located
at Jackson, Tennessee. In cost, finish and
furnishing, the cars equal any that have yet
heeu huilt
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1902-09-04

In Dawson City, Alaska, in the depth
of winter, the foam or, a glass of beer
turns into a substance resembling ice
cream in one minute after being drawn
from the key.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1902-09-04

Love in Spectacles.-He-"I suppose now
that | shall have to ask your father for his
consent" She-"No, Harry; after the
first time you called pa said | might have
you if ! wanted you. Pa and [ have under
stood it for a long tin e.'-Boston Tran
script.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1902-09-04

Toyle Knott-Dat Klondike is a great
country. I wish dere wuz udders.
Rangy Ralph-Wot's it done fer you?
Don't ye know dere's a big demand
fer dogs dere?"-Up-to-Date.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1902-09-04

1t is computed that all the houses in
London and New York could be built
out of the lava thrown out by Vesuvius
since the first recorded eruption, in 70.
N, Y. Journal.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1902-09-04

Nothing jars an invalid more than to
wake up in the morning feeling splendidly
and then suddenly remember that he is sick.
Chicago Daily News.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1902-09-04

I do not believe Piso's Cure for Consump-
ton has an equal for coughs and colds
John F. Boyer, Trinity Springs, Ind, Feb.
ID, 1900.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1902-09-04

Nodd-''I think that doctor of ours will
give us something to stop the baby's crying
now Todd-"Why?' Nodd-"I'm go
ing to move next door to him."-London
Tit-Bits,
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1902-09-04

Inquiring Friend-What is the best
route to the K!ondike?
Returning Klondikef (hoarsely)-
The one coming home!-Puck.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1902-09-04

the school period Of life. Ideas cannot become the permanent pos
session OF the world unless they enter in through the door OF child
hood. The results Of child study have shown to the educational
world that it is at the age of from IL to IS, the opening period Of
adolescence, that the Individual is most susceptible to the influence
of culture and refinement. In most lives this is the time of the dawn
of the real educational and religious instincts. 1t is the waking time
of life in body, mind and heart. Now it is we find that subtle emo
tons are settling into dispositions, and dispositions are becoming
character. The great instincts of atrusm begin to be felt and to
transform the soul, and there comes to the individual the great con-
cepton that life is after all not to be lived for self, but for Others.
There comes to the soul the instinct Of subordination and sacrifice,
"of being ready to die for that we should live for" 1t is in this pc
Rod that the principles Of religious character can be most surely APP
propriated by the life of the individual. This is the age of confrma-
ton in the Greek, Roman and Lutheran churches. The statistics Of
the leading Protestant churches show that this is the age in which
occur the greatest number of lasting conversions.
THE GREAT NEED OF THE COMPLEX CIVILIZATION
OF H TWENTIETH CENTURY, with its diversity Of econom-
ical interests, its conflict OF principles and the struggle for supremacy,
IS CHRISTIAN MANHOOD But the agencies for the develop
ment of this quality among the masses OF the people are limited.
The churches and the Sunday schools in their many lines of achv-
;tv are doing much; but they have but one or two hours a week, and
nearly half the children ire not brought under their direct influence
at ALL If the principles Of Christian character are to predominant
in the future civilization Of America, the state schools must assume
the responsibility, in a measure at least, OF giving to all the childrer
that come under their charge a basis OF reigious education.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1902-09-04
FIFTY THOUSAND PEOPLE

personally interviewed at their homes
say Doan's Kidney Pills cured them
Thousands took advantage Of this
following free offer directly it was
made. Friends heard of their cure ;
thus came the great fame of Doan's.
They realized what they promised.
BY their direct action on kidney
structure, backache, back, hip, and
loin pain is removed. The condi.
tons causing sleeplessness, heart pal.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1902-09-04

When a bachelor does ind his ideal wom-
an it is only to discover that she is looking
elsewhere for her ideal man.-Chicago Daily
News.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1902-09-04
1t Cures While You Walk.

Aliens Foot-Ease is a certain cure for hot.
sweatlng, e%alIous, and Swollen, aching feet
ceps any substitute. Trial package FREE.
Address Allen S. Olmsted, lie Roy, N. Y.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1902-09-04

In many parts of France the coffin OF
a peasant woman is borne to the grave
upon the shoulders of women.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1902-09-04

pitation, headache, and NERVOUSNESS
passes away swelling of the limbs
and dropsy signs vanish. They cor
rect urine with brick dust sediment,
high colored, excessive, pain in pass
ing, drlbbling, and frequency. These
pills dissolve and remove calculi and
gravel. They are free to readers of
this paper for a few days. Cut out
coupon, fill address plainly, and mail
Foster-M ilburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1902-09-04

Stops the Cough
and works off the cold. Laxative Bromo
Quinine Tablets. Price % cents.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1902-09-04

IE best period Of human life is childhood. 1t
is the richest and largest. 1t has most sympa-
thies, the most capacities, the most pleasure OF
any time between birth and old age.
IF THE PRINCIPLES OF CHRISTIAN
ETHICS ARE TO TAKE ROOT IN THE
LIFE OF OUR PEOPLE, THE WORK
MUST BE BEGUN IN THE SCHOOLS.
The true warp and web of Christian char
acter and faith are necessarily wrought out in
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1902-11-19
Jumped ON a Ten Penny Nail.

The little daughter OF Mr.. ]. N
Powell jumped on an inverted rake
made OF ten penny nails, and thurs1
one nail entirely through her foot
and second one half way through
Chamberla MS Pain Balm was
promptly applied ard FIVE minute:
later the pain had disappeared and
no more suffering was experienced
In three days the child was wearing
her shoe as ususal and with abso
tute1y no discomfort. Mr.. Powei
Is a we'll known merchant Of
Portland, Va. Pain Balm Is ar
antiseptic and heals such injurie:
without maturation ed In one
THU d the time require BY the usua
treatment. For sale by c. W
Grier.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1902-11-19
Farmers Institute.

Please announce through your
valuable paper that there will be a
Farmers Institute'held at Friendly
for the beneft of the farmers OF
TYLER county. The institute l.
under the auspices of the State, ano
the State speakers will be present
to talk on the various subjects OF
interest TO farmers. Hon. Abram
McCullock, president, OF the State
Board of Agriculture, Hon. w. d
Zlnn, of Philippi, and a representa-
tive of the Experiment Station
from Morgantown, will be among
the speakers The farmers will
nave the opportunity OF asking
questions and taking part In varl
Gus ways.
Everybody Is invited to attend
whether farmers or not and take
mart and make he institute sue
cess.
Every person interested In farm
or stock raising should feel 1t their
duty TO come and discuss methods.
1t costs you nothing extra as the
State pays the speakers and you
have to pay your taxes just the
same If the State will place and
does place part of that money In al
endeavor TO assist us why not take
take advantage OF II?
Let everybody come.
J. R. WELLS,
Pres. Tyler County Institute.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1902-11-19
DEPOT BURGLAIRzED.

At an Early Hour This Morning Thieves I'm
tered the Station at Raven Rock and Secured
asmaII Amount Of money.
At an early hour this morning
the depot at Raven Rock was en-
tered by burglars and small guam
ity of money secured. Entrance to
tie building was effected through a
window. No clue to the thieves
was had up to going ito press this
afternoon, but 1t Is thought to be
members Of the same gang that
has been operating along the ONO
Valley for the past few months
The officials of the railroad are do :
ing all that Is possible to bring the
guilty PARTIES to justice.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1902-11-19

Heavy eating usually the first
cause of indigestion. Repeated at
tacks inhame the mucous mem
branes lining the stomach, expose:
the nerves Of the stomach, produc
ing a swelling after eating, hear
burn, headache, sour risings and Fl
nally catarrh of the stomach 10
dol cures indigestion, dyspepsia, al
stomach troubles, by cleansing and
sweetening the glands of the ston.'
ach
Ga ra House Drug Store,
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1902-11-19

D. A. Bartlett & Co. have com
pleted No. q on the J. Morrison
farm and have barrel pumper
In the Keener sand. The location
Is 700 feet west of No. 3 on the
same farm.
On the west side of the old Fair
view district In Marion county, the
Fisher Oil company has drilled It's
No. I on the Charles Toothman
farm into the Big Injun sand and
has developed show of oil and q
strong flow of salt water. Tie To-
cation Is 1900 feet north of the
South Penn Oil Company's No E on
the David Jones farm.
In the Folsom district the South
Penn Oil company's No. I on the
Abe Ice farm has been shot and
produced 80 barrels the first "a
hours.
In the Pine grove district the
same company's No. on the Mar,
tin Dulaney farm from some un'
known cause has increased Its pro-
duction from IS to I25 barrels a
day.
In the Big Knot Run district,
Ritchie county, the largest produc
er In the lot is the Maloney
Bros. & Freeland No. I and
Is producing I25 barrels a day. The
next best producer Is the Three
Joes OH company's No. 9 on the
Elery Wagner farm with produc-
ton Offs barrels day.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1902-11-19

In New York Thursday bride
celebrated her wedding, her grand
parents their golden wedding and
her parents their silver wedding all
on the same day. 1t Is said that
the brides horror of IS, the date
being Nov IS, was only overcome
by the knowledgd that the mar
rlages of her parents and her grand
parents had been most happy.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1902-11-19
One Minute Cough Cure.

Is the only harmless cure that gives
quick relief. Cures coughs, colds,
Group, bronchitis, whooping cough,
pneumonia, asthma, lagrippe and
all throat, chest and lung troubles.
I got soaked By rain, says Gertrude
E. Fenner, >Muncie, Ird and con-
traced severe cold and cough. !
failed rapidly; los 48 pounds My
druggist recommended Oue Minute
Cough Cure. The first bottle
brought relief; several cured me.
am back to nv old weight, 14s
pounds. One Minute Cough Cure
cuts the phlegm, relieves the cough
at once, draws out inflammation,
cures Group. An ideal remedy for
children.
Opera House Drug Store,
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1902-11-19
Tramp was Expensive Guest.

IIU'P
It cost the city several hundreds
of dollars to furnish tramp um-
brella vender with a nights lodg.
Ing in the basement of the city
building. The itinerant turned on
the gas and started fire In the
boiler, not knowing that the water
had been turned off on account Of
alterations to the city building
now In progress. As a result the
boiler Is burned out and practically
ruined.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1902-11-19
Opera House Drug Store

There are two things that should
keep a man from worrying; If he
has no reason Tor worrying there's
no use worrying; and If lie has a
reason there's no use.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1902-11-19
OIL DEVELO PMENT.
THE OIL MARKET.

THE OIL MARKET.
PennsylvaHia .....".......-................'.l SO
Corning...,...-....-............".. ~
New Castle........................ Lila
North LiTna.........--....... I.oI
South Ltma.-......... 80
White House--.1.0e
Indiana .....". 90
Summerset IS
Lacy. -. Sc
In the Little Germany district,
Marshall county, the Eclipse Oil
company has drilled In No. 6 on
on the ]. & J King farm and has
a show for light pumper In the
Gordon.
In the Salem district G. E. De,
golia has completed No. 3 on the
Holden farm and has a buster In
the Gordon.
The South Penn OIL company's
No. I the Daniel Morris farm on
Grass run was holding up at 90
barrels day.
In the Smith6el district, Wetzel
county, the South Penn Oh COM
pany has completed No on the
Hall Price farm and has 10 barrel
producer.
The same company has drilled In
Its No. on the w. B.Starkey farm
and the well Is producing 90 barrels
q day from the first pay.
On Rock ran, Peasants county,
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1902-09-05
HANNE NIELSEN.

Russia This has gained for her
great reputation, but it is mainly by
her work as teacher that she has ex-
erted the greatest influence in the but
ter making industry of her country.
Frau Nielsen was born Sept. II, 1929,
on a farm near the place where she
now resides When nineteen years of
age she was married to Hans Nielsen.
He bought his home, Havarthigaard.
and there they have resided ever since.
Mr.. Nielsen was very industrious
man and up to date farmer. They had
been milking several COWS and selling
their product Dissatisfied with the
profits of their dairy herd Mrs. Mel
sen offered her husband a bigger price
for his milk and made it into butter
and cheese. Though successful from
the very start, when her plans were
immature and her methods somewhat
amateurish, she was dissatisfied with
results. She realized that it was nee
essary for her to educate herself in
that particular line before she would
be really successful. She was not sat
isfed with being able to make butter
and cheese as good as that produced
by other farmers wives in the neigh
borhood. III addition to extensive and
deep reading on dairy subjects Mrs.
Nielsen visited Norway, Sweden,
Switzerland, France and other coun-
tries in search of knowledge, and for
years she has been the acknowledged
dairy queen of Denmark. Up to the
present time about LOCO Danish but
ter makers have studied under Mrs.
Nielsen. 1t is worthy of note that she
has partly trained all of the present
state dairy instructors in Denmark.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1902-09-05
Secretary knights Caution.


Secretary Knight Of the National
Dairy union has issued small PAM
phlet giving brief history of the eff
forts made to secure the passage of
the oleomargarine law, and in connec-
ton Herewith a synopsis of the law
and it's full text. On the last page OF
the pamphlet appears the following
timely caution: 'Place no confidence in
statements you read in the daily and
weekly newspapers in relation to the
oleomargarine law or its effects or any
thing conn = ed Herewith. Cleomar-
garine makers and dealers have spent
thousands of dollars with various
newspapers to secure publication and
circulation of misleading reports calcu-
lated to shake confidence in the new
law. In the hundreds of newspaper
reports which have been printed in re.
lation to this measure not one in a
hundred has had a single grain of &C
curacy in it. 1t is a subject which few
not acquainted with the dairy business
understand, and in their effort to han
die it the majority of newspapers have
published ridiculous misstatements,
which have led to much confusion in
the minds of the people"
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1902-09-05
SOLD BY
PERRY & DOTY, Edgerton,
Not Quite CompIime ntary.

A very ordinary looking nurse was
exhibiting the new born sister to six
year-old BERTHE
''Look at the sweet little baby, my
dear! Is she not pretty?"
But BERTHE, who has been made pain
fully aware from the servants of the
household that the new arrival will
usurp his past privileges as an only
child, exclaimed with secret eXulta-
ton:
''Auntie says that pretty babies grow
up ugly"
Maybe they do" assented the nurse,
unable to forbear a smile.
But the smile was lost upon BERTHE.
He stood for moment in meditatiye
mood, and then, CHANGING up from his
contemplation Of baby's features to
those of the nurse, he said with child
ish confidence:
Nurse, you must have been very
pretty babyw
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1902-09-05
A Browning ADecInfp.

In the Cornhill Magazine, in an inter
esting paper entitled con Few Con
versationalists," the writer tells an
amusing story Of Browning and how
he received certain flowers from lady
who, on being pressed to give their
English names, shyly confessed they
were called bloody noses" | hap
pened many years ago to be staying in
a country house when Browning told
this story in his inimitable way, and
he ended with the following lines
which I then and there committed to
memory, and which WILL | think, inter
est your readers:
I'll deck my love with posies,
TIL cover her with roses;
Should she protest
I'll do my best
To give her bloody noses.
London Spectator.