New-York tribune., 1902-06-08
THE TALK OF THE DAP.

1.-The Philadelphia Times tells Of the break"
made by a tot of the family who was one OF a
party of little girls at recent strawberry festival
in the vicinity of her home She had been valiant
y boasting of the manifold advantages of belonging
to her family and had managed TO hold her own
against the vainglorious and ingenious discouIses
of her companions. They had gone from clothes
to personal appearances then to interior furnish
ings then to the number Of tons OF coal consumed
in the home of each during the last winter, and
finally brought up at parental dignity. The min
ister's little girl boasted: Every package that
comes for my pa is marked D. Dr. AN every
package that comes for my pa is marked M. D." .
retorted the daughter of physician of the neigh
borhood. Then came fine snort of contempt from
the heroine of this anecdote. 'Huh!" she exclaimed
Every package that comes TO our house is marked
C. o. D.? There, now!"
One of our readers sends nice story about the
carpenter spoken OF as seey for sxpanatons
I'VE calls every man y gentleman le1as as pays
Representative Warnock. CT Ohio, who was Judge
of the Court of Special Pleas his district for
wears was once trying a case IN which a
was on the stand as witness, How old are you?"
asked the attorney who was questioning her. The
woman hesitated. Don't hesitate" suggested the
lawyer. THE longer you hesitate the older you
will be-
Did you see that distinguished looking man who
came down the aisle Of the theatre and whispered
in Mrs GlddyPate'ss, carp
He looked like perfect stranger. too"
Guess he was.
Could you hear what the man saidT'
Yes, I heard it."
He es sa6 d5e P ea
Dr. Tempest Anderson the expert photographer.
of York England, who has sailed for st. Vincent,
is the possessor of large series of prints of vol
canic features obtained during travels in various
parts of the world. In September. 1898. he made
stay of week the slopes of Vesuvius, taking
photographs Of the volcano at the period when it
in eruption. Again, in the summer Of 1900. he
was exploring with party OF geologists along
the Colorado Canyon of the United States. studying
the little known volcanic formations of that
markable district. He is member of many scien-
tic societies. and is justice of the peace for the
city of York.
cruel enough TO shoot this poor little bird7
Mr.. Gunnng-Why yes; thought you might
Mrs Gunning-Oh how kind and thoughtful of
you!-(Philadelphia Record.
The form of service authorized for In Angii-
can churches coronation day and the Sunday
following has not met with universal appreciation.
Exception has been taken to the omission of the
clause in the oath which declares the Kings in
tention Ito preserve unto the bishops and clergy
of England and to the Church therein committed
to their charge all such rights and privileges
by law appertain to them. The omission IS proba-
bly, due to the desire to make the service more
ceptable to the increasing number of Noncomform-
who adopt nturgical services. 1t has also been
pointed out that the words explaining the symbolic
meaning of the orb. the ring and the two seeptres
should have been included in the service Some of
the clergy have declared their intention TO omit
the abbreviated oath. and others have sought per-
mission from their diocesans to II In full. The
Primate WILL it is understood, authorize alter
native form for use In his diocese. and several
bishops have intnated their intention to do the
same in their respective doceses
I've had great pleasure to-day In reviewing
book that is entirely new to me-, said the literary
editor.
What's that?' inquired the snake editor. "a
handbook nLT'--lPhadephia RscorA