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The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1902-02-13
CHOOSE YOUR PARENTS WISELY.
Roy McCardell's Editorial in the New York
Saturday Standard

Roy McCardelPs Editorial in the New York
Saturday Standard
Roy L. McCardell, one of the prom
inent humorists of the day, who en-
tered upon a journalistic career in
Cumberland, who is a son of Capt.
7. F. McCardell, of Piedmont, has
been placed in charge of the Saturday
Standard, Blakelev Halls publica-
ton, issued in New York. Mr.. Nc
Cardell has made notable improve
ments in the paper since he took hold
OF it few weeks ago. Some of the
old features have been eliminated and
new and more popular ones adopted.
The last page of a recent edition
was made up as burlesque of the
editorial page of the New York Jour
nal. Every feature of the famous
page was reproduced with variations.
Two of the editorials were entitled
Choose Your Parents Wisely. Read
This Carefully and Forget IT, and
THE Nose as an Ornament to the
Face. This is Not Intended as Snub
for Anyone The former is a good
example of newspaper humor and
reads as follows:
Every day we receive letters from
young men asking for ADVICE and
money. We desire to say to those
young men that they will get all that
is coming to them in the way of ad-
vice
Later on we will have an editorial
for young men who are permanently
in temporary financial difficulties. At
present, however, we will confine our
selves to recklessly squandering ad-
vice.
1.-The best advice to young men in
first starting in the world is to choose
their parents wisely.
EARLY in the spring there will be
great excitement in London over fat
person who will call himself Edward.
by the Grace of God King of Great
Britain. He was not elected to this
position, he did not get it through
the influence of friends who have a
strong pull with the reform element.
He got it because he chose his parents
wisely.
All his life Mr.. Wetten has had it
easy because he was wise enough to
be born in one of the first families of
England. His parents before him
were in the King business. His grand
parents meyer worked at anything
else. Young Wetten was wise enough
to see that the best thing for him was
to be born in IA royal family, wise
enough to come in when it reigns.
Owing to the destination of our
parents to travel, many of us have to
be born in America. 1t therefore be-
hooves every child born in the United
States to be born under as favorable
conditions as possible. Young Rookie.
Teller would have never had a cent to
call his own, but he was smart enough
to be born his fathers son. Tie elder
Rockefeller was a Teller with rocks.
He would have parted with no part
of his rock-pile to a child not born in
his family. But young Rockefeller
chose his parents wisely. And he will
have wealth because the money other
people burn in kerosene will oil be
his. Do not make light of this re-
mark.
Choose your parents wisely. There
are thousands of rich families who
have all the children they need at the
present. There are others who have
none. In such families you would be
doubly welcome if you were twins.
Find out good place to be born and
be born there. Choose your parents
wisely"
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1902-02-13

Chief Judge A. Hunter Boyd will
come to Oakland ON Wednesday, the
Goth inst, when he will draw the jury
for service at the March term Of the
Circuit Court.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1902-02-13

WANTED-To buy house in Oak
land OF six to eight rooms. Location
must be good and property in repair.
Address, stating price with descrip-
ton of property, E. X, this office.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1902-02-13

Editor Kildow, of the Elkins Inter-
Mountain in giving an account of the
death of an estimable citizen said
that the deceased lived to the ad-
vanced age of 30 years and that %
grandchildren and twenty great
grandchildren also survived the de-
ceased. The average Elkins drug
store will six" any man.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1902-02-13
JEFF'S $4,000 COLUMN.
Deacon Browns Resolution and What Be
came of it,.

On the night of December 81, 1901,
at one minute. and quarter before
twelve O'Clock p. III. the Deacon was
suddenly struck with the good reso-
luton streak and arose from the fest
i've board and III voice full of emo
ton exclaimed: "Iswear by the Great
Horn Spoon and the Shades of De-
parted Democracy that l will not
take another drink this year" Two
minutes later, January /, 1902, there
was the sound as of the gurgling
brook, smack that would have
caused an old maid to turn green with
envy and old Preston was saved
again.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1902-02-13

Stops the Cough and Works of the Cold.
Laxative Bromo- Quinine Tablets cure
cold In one day. No Cure, no Pay. Price
cents.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1902-02-19
WEDNESDAY FEB. 10, 1902.
A ROYAL BIRTHDAY

Today is the birthd ay anniversary
Of Prince David Kawananakoa. AL
though absent from home, we
nevertheless extend to him the COM
pliments OF the day. Now that he
has taken unto himself a partner in
lifo, in whom the Hawaiian people
are we'll pleased, it is earnestly
hoped that he will live up to the
royal motto Of the 'Kaiakaua regime
and furnish evidence whereby the
people may be further enabled to
rejoice with him 10 the blessings of
the fnture. "Mapy happy returns
OF the day"
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1902-02-19
The First Local Mint.

One OF The institutions here
which has the special attention Of
tourists as we'll as the local people
ia the Mint, which is established on
Nuuanu street, opposite Queen
Emma Hall. 1t is interesting to
enter the large main working room,
where general manager McDonough
and his corps OF assistants are at
work. The cool and large lanai is a
proper resting place and the vaults,
where the "bars" to be minted and
beer are kept present very tasty
spectacle. The Mint is open from
$50 =. m. to 1l:30 p. M. and during
those hours the work never ceases.
Visitors after looking over the place
will find first class refreshments and
the purest OF liouors ~. y
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1902-02-19

Had the senator been more oblivi-
Gus to the fact that his interests lay
10 the keeping OF his promises to
purchasers OF lots in the Kaiulsni
tract aud had exercised his influence
that way, there would be no cause
for any complaint now. But he
chose I'd disregard his former pa
irons to the benefit OF his more re
cent ones, it is safe for The INDIE
psNDENT to believe and say that his
course in the matter will work in
jury to his aspirations in the future,
if it may be 80 stated and inferred,
and that his alleged popularity will
eventually wane in the scale of pub
lie estimation.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1902-02-19

From the standpoint of The INDIE
,NDENT, the necessity Of the case
ould have demanded the Govern
r snt's attention to the district need
tx it most, but as the work had al
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1902-02-19
TOPICS or 4HE DAY.

Decent people act decently to-
ward those weak in mind and body,
but base people act basely, beasts
beastly, and brutes brutally. Those
in the latter stages should be severe
ly dealt withs, without. gloves and
without unAihchiug, and without
fear nor favour.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1902-02-19

Public opinion, as far as THE In
DEPENDENT has sounded it, supports
the punishment imposed and meted
out to the seducer Of young and in
experienced girls, and only wish
that the law could have been
stretched out than what it is and
make the imprisonment with the
/ hard labour contingent much more
leevere than to its being sinecure
But there is relief in certain
quarters over the Ferreira case, for
he has had a varied career in these
hestial pranks and freaks in order to
appease andeatisiy his veryinsatiable
appetite upon which he has had the
audacity to gloriiy over the harm
less and inoffsnsive people of this
community. The only thing we
are sorry that he could not have
had a much longer sentence, butthe
law has prevented and prscluded
that contingent, and "more's the
pity"
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1902-02-19
THAT KAL1HI WAFER AGAIN.

Recurring to remarks already
made about "Kalihi's Water Sys-
tenn" The INDEPENDENT will further
insist that there wassnos good and
plausible excuse for having water
pipes FIRST laid on the makai side of
King street, in order. to- benefit the
Kapiolani tract holdings OF Senator
Achi, although money had already
been provided for by the last Legis-
lature. AS much as we have COM
mended the work already attended
to by the Government, we .ieel
though that undue haste was made
at public expense to Inconvenience
the mauka-side residents, who have
waited these many years for a sulfi-
cient supply OF water.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1902-02-19

ready been done it is useless TO say
further To wait is the only remedy
and recourse left to "a suffering
community" hoping, as has been
promised, for relief by the end OF
the year. & q ~ n
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1902-02-19

The Kamehameha Schools, both
boys and girls, are already supplied
by artesian well,and so also are!those
residents living toward the beach in
tha same way Having been already
supplied, we fail to see the urgency
needed, unless it is to enhance the
water dues of the Government, and
oven so, there is nothing much to be
gained,as has already been stated, for
taere are more residents living ma
,.ia than makai, unless it be those
Ting in the former detention camps.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1902-02-19

Someone during last night en-
tered the stall of the Metropolitan
Meas Co. at the Eishmarket by cut
ting through the wire SCREEN The
thief carried away adot Of eatables,
such as vegetables aud canned
goods. No clue as yet.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1902-02-19
A Large Stock for .@
HOUSEHOLDSUPPLIES

Pansy Stoves and Ranges,
Alaska Chest and Refrigerators,
Enterprise Meat Chopper,
Lawn Mowers and Sprinklers,
Rubber Hose aud Hose Reel,
Steel, Rubber and Cocoa Mats,
Wheelbsrrows, Hoes, Rakes and
Hooks, s. W
Shovels and Spsdbs,
Cos and Handles,
Scythes and Garden Shears,
Lamps and Lantefns, go
Rat and Mouse. Traps Sus
Step Ladders, % e.
Coffee Mills and Agate Ware,
Poultry and Mosquito Meetings.,
Victoria and Pan American Hand
Sewing Machines,
Table Cast y and Scales, Timed and
Porcelain Saucepsns, ~ 81.
). T. Knivse, Spoons and Forks,4
0l5Des, Chimpeys and Wicks,
Kerosene Oil, Gasoline,
San aud Charcoal Irons,
Char, a in Bags,
Tin 40 I Agate Wares, eA =.
Hawaiian and Dairy Salt in Bags,
Gem lce Shavers and Gem Ice Cream
Freezers. > alu"
1.-THE AERMO.
4, TOR admitted
ts by every one to
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1902-02-19

But as has alfssdy been stated, we
here again repeat that all credit is
due the Superintendent eof Public
Works for his z9al in looking after
and attending to public interests.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1902-02-19

kentuosy's famous Jessse Moore
Whishey, unequalled for its purity
and excellence. On sale at auy OF
the saloons and at Loyejoy G. Co
distributing agents Tor The Hawaiian
IalAndh
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1902-02-19

We want your help in Distributing
the above uaefrla articles, 90 We will
beabls to dinpose them st the lowest
market prices.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1902-02-19

When desiring a hack, surrey
buggy, etc, with careful drivers
ring up Telephone 113-Torritory
Stable Co., Id,
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1902-02-19

The intention q, The INDFpENSpPP
,ENr has been drawn by correspond
sGE 10 a hagrant case of alleged
discrimination by the Board q OF
Educationt towards ascbool teacher
in the matter OF the apportionment
of pay. AS far as we arc concerned,
we claim to5bsaquite' e9mpetentfto
say that this is nothing new, for it
has always been 80. Hawaiia us are
unfortunate in being Hawaiiaas, but
had sthey been otherwise, matters
would have been altered. very ma
terially and substantially. But as
to the case in point, The INDEPEND-
ENT here asserts that it is discrimi-
nation pure and simple, discrimina-
ton it is aud discrimination'it must
be unless the contrary is shown to
be otherwise. And now, as sug.
gested by our correspondent, it is
up to the powers that are to arise
and explain.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1902-02-19
FEBRu AIRY VERm.
Matters Before the First Circuit Court
in Jury and Chambers.

In Judge Humphreys court yes
terday afternoon the jury re-
turned verdict in the case
of Gehring g. Butzke va. W. w.
Ahano, for plaintiff, in the sum OF
$4422l, The amount OF the plumb
ing bill sued for was $641 25 Both
sides took exceptions to the verdict,
aud gave notice OF motion for new
trial.
~Ah Cheoug, charged with forgery,
was released by Judge Gear yester-
day because OF the ihsufhciency OF
the complaint. The defen dant was
found guilty in the lower court OF
passing forged check for $50 upon
Bishop 81 Co. He pleaded in ex-
tenuation that he must have been
dreaming at the time. N
Judge Humphreys' court was not
in session this morning, it being oc-
cupied by Judge Robinson. The
nav judge only went over the calen-
dar OF the term and had cases set for
hearing.
But in Judge Gears court, two
of the vsgrant Iwilei Porto Rican
girls were discharged on the insult
cheney OF the prosecution
The case of three Porto Rican
men from Waialua we're taken up.
"A lot OF time was lost in assigning
counsel to defend, nearly everyone
asked haying some excuse, and final
ly Frank Thompson was saddled
with the matter. He attempted to
make an excuse but was Ignored.
This evasion of the lawyers created
quite lot of msfriment amongst
those present in Court. The case is
going on this afternoon before
jury.
HEARD AND FILED IN CHAMBERS,
In the matter of the estate of the
late j. @. Strow, Judge Humphreys
ordered j. S. Walker, the admins
traitor, to pay into Court the Gum Of
$5S 81, and upon SO doing he is to
be discharged.
In the dissolvment of the mar
riage ties between Lena X. Hart
Adams aud Howard w. Adams, the
custody OF the minor child was
awarded to the mother.
A disoontinuauce has bsen fled in
@. X. @. Rookie VS.. Mary M, Seabury
ct al.
Helen Roland, one of the de-
PENDANTS in the jsctment suit
brought by Frank Godfrey, trustee,
has filed an answer OF general denial
of eash and every allegation con-
tanned in the complaint.
Motion TO amend the petition in
the matter of the estate OF Naomi
Kaaihue for removal OF j. K. Prem
dergast as guardian, was fled yes
terday.
The demurrer in the case OF S. @.
Allen VS.. t. II. Lucas Ell al was
overruled yesterday by Judge Hum
phreys, aud defendants given ten
dsys to answer,
Application has been made by w.
@. Parke, administrator Of the estate
of Catherine P. Auld for permission
to sell real estate to pay the debts,
the personal property being insult
cient for that purpose.
David Dsyton today filed his
bond of 5000, with DR.. j. t. Wsyson
as surety, as administrators CT the
estate OF Hugh Mcmillan,
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1902-02-19
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The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1902-05-07
General Chafee's Report on the At
tempt Of Prisoners TO Escape
Last ~Satuprday.
INCIDENT TO BE REGRETTED
CHAFFEE SAYS, AS THE MOROS
WERE TO BE RELEASED.
correspondence That Proves AguinaI-
do Was Preparing TO Attack
Americans IN July 13, 1899.

WASHINGTON, May 6. - The War De-
partment this evening received the follow
ing cablegram from General Chaffee at
Manila:
Gen. George w. Davis reports that on
Saturday at l p. m. prisoners who had been
disarmed and were sitting on an open hill
top, surrounded by a strong guard, at a
concerted signal sprang to their feet and
rushed down the hill. Several endeavored
to seize the rifles from the guard and one
succeeded while the soldier was drinking
from a canteen. The direction of the fight
was such as to bring them TO the rear OF
the company, so that firing upon the Moros
would endanger our men. The guard and
one company opened fire without orders.
killing thirty-hve. Nine were recaptured
and the others escaped. Regret this in
cident. as it was desired to release the
prisoners, except a few of the leaders, and
encourage the return of others to peaceful
labors.'
General Chaffee has cabled the War De-
Partment that he has rescinded the order
for the establishment OF RECOMMENDATION
camps at Laguna and Batangas provinces,
the only provinces in the Philippines where
the system has been practiced. These prov
inces lie on the south shore of Laguna
bay, and are forty miles distant from Ma
Mia.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1902-05-07

which was denied. The finding Of the court
established the fact of Admiral SampSons
actual command at the battle of Santiago
and censured Schley for certain derelictions
in the campaign leading up TO the block
ade, but gave him full need of praise for
the manner in which nc conducted himself
during the battle. The agitation incident
to these trying matters tended to shatter
Admiral SIMPSONS already weakened pow
ers, and a decline followed that resulted IN
his death.
Admiral Sampson was noted as a student,
and he was recognized as an authority on
the history of Mormonism. This is not to
be wondered at, for he was born on a farm
within a stones throw of the hill on which
Joe Smith found the golden plates of the
Mormon Bible, and he was the owner of
the famous Mormon Hill farm. He had
an extensive library on the subject, and ii
was always a desire of his life to write a
history of the origin, rise and decline OF the
Latter Day Saints. But his life was a very
active one and he had but scant time in
which to crafty his literary ambitions.
Your American" wrote T~hackeray, half
kindly and half satirically, regards all
sides of life as business-his being born, his
growing, his love and his work, his pleas
ures and his sorrows. He is portentously
serious even when joking. He loves the
minor key without being. a pessimist. "
That's a good description Of Sampson. His
home was in Glen Ridge, \. j.. thirty min
utes out of New York city. He had been
married twice and his family consisted Of
two sons, Ralph and Harold. and his
daughters, Olive harrington. Hannah.
known better as Nan" Margaret, the wife
of Lieutenant Roy c. Smith, and Kate, the
wife of Ensign Jackson, the hero of Samoa.
In his private life and when away from
his ship Admiral Sampson was passionately
found of tennis. This man, who positively
enjoyed the rumble and roar of thirteen
inch guns at sea, who manifested a keen
was an expert on the sward of a lawn with
the racket.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1902-05-07
AGUINALDO'S DUPLICITY.
Correspondence That Shows He In
tended to Attack Americans.

WASHINGTON, May 6.-The War De-
partment has made public the Geographic
correspondence that took place between
Aguinaldo and his insurgent generals on
Jan. Is, 1899. to support the Administrators
contention that Aguinaldo at that date con-
templated an attack on the United States
troops at Manila. The publication takes the
form of a Photographic copy of two tele-
grams duly certified as being in the hands
of the persons who signed them by Capt.
Il. II. Vandeman, Twenty-irst Infantry.
Translated these dispatches read as fol-
lows:
From General Noriel and Colonel
Cables TO the President of the Republican
Government, Malolos: We desire to know
the result of ultimatum which you mention
in your telegram and we also desire TO
know what reward our government is pre-
pairing for the forces who will first be able
to enter Manila"
Reply to above in Aguinaldo's handwrit-
ing, under date OF Maiolos, Jan. ID, 1893: LAS
TO the contents of your telegram, those who
prove themselves heroes will have as re-
wards large sums of money. lands. extraor-
binary promotions, crosses of Biach-Na-
Ba TO Marquis OF Malate, Ehmita and
Count OF Manila, etc, besides the congratu-
lations of our tdolizIng country on account
OF their patriotism, and more IL they cap
ture the regiments with their generals. and
If possible the chief of them, who represents
falls 70 you or better, II is said, TO General
Moral and Colonel Cables. The ultimatum
has not been sent, but will be within a
few DAYS"
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1902-05-07

apology, and assert that the members of
the American colony were too eager to
take the Italian view of the situation and
believed everything the Italian papers said.
A correspondent of the Associated Press
writes that when the United States am
~bassador, George L. Won Meyer, first heard
the news, "he was inclined to let justice
follow its course" but on second thought
he was touched by the probable ruin of
the future career of the American officers,
and therefore approached the foreign min
lister to arrange matters if possible. The
action of the American consul at Venice,
Henry A. johnson, was much criticised by
some people as showing want of TACT"
but according TO reports which have now
arrived here, he acted in the most ener-
getic manner and with proper backing
would have had the officers returned to
their ship. A correspondent writes that
when the consul was summoned in a hur-
~ after the fight he theoretically protested
against the arrest Of the officers and de-
manded their immediate removal on board
the Chicago. The Italian authorities, how
ever, would not yield the point. The con-
suls failure TO exercise tact" seems, &C
cording to the correspondence from Rome,
10 have been failure ito offer immediate,
adequate pecuniary compensation for the
damage done, and TO those who were
wounded in the fight"