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Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-07-09
FARMER JOG'S SPEECH.
1t Was Short, but 1t Crushed the
BumptiOus YounEster

You may get the better of an Oppo-
nent in debate" said an cid time ora
tor "by sheer force of convincing argu-
ment THAT is to say. you may score
ana win on points-but if you want to
put your man down ami out at single
coup just make him ridiculous. Only
succeed in doing this, and all the logic
OF the other side will explode in vacan-
cy like so many blank cartridges.
"Once when | was serving term up
the state in the legislature ii bumptious
youngSter who had just been introdur
ed was laboring through his maiden
effort. lie was attacking man who
was his senior by at least a score and
ten years and thought to make hit hy
referring to him as that little gray
beard from Herkimer.' Rymal of Mae.
ara rose to reply. He was an old timer.
who never spoke unless he had somr
thing to say and so was always sure Of
an attentive audience Farmer .Ion os
he was called, got up slowly, gradually
expanded himself to his full height nr
u feet 1, thrust his left hand behind thn
tails of capacious and so1urwhof
shabby frock coat, held ,lp the tndnx
finger of his right hand, cleared his
throat olnnously and solemnly began:
"'Mr, Speaker, the honorable gent,..
man who has just spoken has nevor
read pope'> essay, If he had, he wou,1
remember that the souls the stonaor1
OF the man." And, sir, fifty such souls
as that of the honorable gentleman
who preceded me could be p,1 into th,
skull of flea and have as much room,
there as two frogs in Lake Sllpcrior'
lie didn't have to say mora Th,
chamber went into Il convulsion of
laughter which lasted for several min
utes after the tall farmer had rnsu,noa
his seat. AS for the youngstpr ho dil
the best he could. He wriuyIed ,h,,,,
got red in the face, tried to look unou,,
cernrd and kept his mouth closed DIV,
ing the balance of the session - Nu,,.
York News.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-07-09
Hiding Behind big Words.

y mining expert recently described a
lode as traversing "a metamOrphic
matriX Of Il somewhat argilloarenacc-
Gus composition This means literally
Il changed mass of Il somewhat clayey-
sandy composition" This in its turn
may be translated into plain English
as mu-d.
Why choke puny fact with muir
derous polysyllables? Huxley and Oar.
win, Lyell and Faraday could SO write
as to be "understanded of the people"
and there is Il suspicion abroad in these
times that the big words SO freely used
by small men are device to conceal
ignorance and ineXact thought rather
than proof of superior knowledge.
Youths Companion.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-07-09
CRUSHED FOOT MADE WHOLE.

Hancock, VT, Sept. Is, 1899 While
working, drawing timber in 1894.
had my foot 50 badly crushed under
the wheel of & loaded wagon that the
flesh "as almost redu ed to a jelly, and
the dt cor said nv foot would have
to be amputa cd: but | would not
permit it, and the d. ctur dressed the
wound as best he could, after which
| used nothing bat Henry and John
sons Arnica an Oil Imminent until
the foot was entirely cured and is now
perfectly sound. 1t goes without say
ing that recommend Arnica and Oil
ment to all my friends.
W. S. WHEELER. Blacksmith.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-07-09
BOHhtcd Too Soon,


The rear end of Fordham car was
congested the other afternoon. There
wasn't even standing room only" A
jocular commuter said, Beware Of
pickpockets.'
Everybody laughed.
A gentlemanly looking fellow said:
"No man need be afraid of pickpock-
cts If he does as did I have self
patented scheme. | have buttonhole
in my vest pocket. | run my chain
through it and attach the other end in
the usual way They can't draw that
watch through that buttonho!c No
pickpockels in mine, and don't you fer
get it,
The crowd thinne1 out.
At Wendovcr avenue the ''patentee"
said startin4.y:
"My watch is gomez
Somebody had clipped the chain,
drawn it through the other way and
distracted the watch.-New York
News.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-07-09
HOW MANY ARE THERsp
co. o,naps One in Fifty IN on E,,,,s
70" 'munI'y. very Serious S,..
or Things 'e

~ H ,.''. many really nea.tm y,,>nn>
re l4ere In any community, ,'nas
aa AL right from top t. toe ins,d,
wa ',a III ans nearly all of Us. W. a'.' -,
, riroj ;et u '4cS str, ngth We are eaS,Ir
. i, and body. We arc arc e eas'ly
W ye ~e" ulD without knowing 1 vhv
S aa, well, "otryously depressed dn2' al at
ri1'e worrying symptoms that , aaa
Noa ringing the doctors doo , Keep ht,
~ a wei complain of a want Of ofoa oeII'
n make GRIP in business. chanc snv'g y
81 se[s' 1t is said that heart t sIelF M
81 common rs to be alm1st laHare is
W v \, e54 t% Certainly eve g.psr aac
Di uaS are the bottom facts: Tbsr gay
and snu'ne noqr'shmeot Food te 'nge Of
:: ihese bite like venome s"ses and acias
it it, asso cSld clammy death SNAKES eh and
T gTu', liver aud kidney oom npe;umatism
or f4 16ra als1overed within the U''c a., ST.
1t is nem Row, KingstohA ea N
feet wbat Hsag' treatment %n has any yue e,
b nf; David David Kennedy dv a na1e heard Of
caIcuar s5ven R{nmsnber the tt'1S p na'en
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-07-09

Cashier-l can't honor that check
madam Your husbands account is
ovcrdrawn.
Noman-Iluh! Overdrawn is it: |
suspected something was wrong when
he signed this check without waiting
Tor me TO get The mysteries.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-07-09
TX AT THE YELLOW LABEL
your subscription to the TELE

your subscription to the TELE.
Nj Will expire this month renew
at once nr !pu will have to pay s. a
year. 81 80 year is the price for
subscriptions sent by mail when paid
IN advance, This is the only daily
paper ybu can get at the price Of
weekly. Send in oar renewal today
to.
The Barre Newspaper c..
II Barre. Vt.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-07-09
or More importance

Get my name right" said the nro,,,
owner of the l,175 pound hoo 49,
Judson *. Bilnm. My father was COLO.
mel Hiram liotchkiss Bimn of Iovi,,,
ton, Ky. He came to Illinois in tl,n
year. '''''
"NWer mind that" intorrunto1 q,
secretary OF the fat stock show. "Giv.
US tine pedigree of the hog" Chjcn~n
Tribune. 'N"9"
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-07-09

visitor to the Prison. SUPPOSE tn,a
life of yours in here is a contin, '''
torture. I!
Conviction. no! Not so bad q, +,a.
we don't have visitors every dav na',
know.-Boston TRANSCRIPT YOU
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-07-09

80 be Or not to be, that is the
question. "A Clement newspaper in
Washington county. Somebody has
had another pipe dream.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-07-09

Some of the Plocti r newspapers
may have all sorts OF things 10 say
against Clement for boiling the state
vention, but it will be hard work
for any Of them to excuse McCul-
Tough.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-07-09
Mortguges,

Dlu IL ever occur to YOU how mucb
4 .i"l WI IT Is 10 MT Il mortgage than it is
10 raise one Boston Transcript.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-07-09
LOST AND FOUND

LOST-Between c tiers stable and
Mere. ant 8 rect, a brown Elton jacket.
Finder will please leaTe at this office and
be rewarded
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-07-09

Eyer notice that when you partlcu.
larry Try to be entertaining you go,.
sip Atchison Globe 'N
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-07-09
y ERIN, BY CARRIER.
TERMS BY MAI.

Szy@ These prices are for cash in
advance subscriptions. The mail
price is 500 year when not aid in
advance
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-07-09

FOUND-On my oremi es in Williams
town. Vt, me iium sized lack and
ia male hound. Owner is re uested 10
nrove property, pay charges and take
him away. w E. Carpenter. 6S-lwk
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-07-09
FOR rs CENTS

The Telegram will publish Wants, Lost an d
Found For sale. To Let. etc Short advert
Hse r,cnts- at the rate OF tour lines for twonty
FIVE cents for the fl Il insertonand five cents
for zach subsequent insertion
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-07-09

FOR SAr.E-Express wagons-two of
them. Inquire at the City Fish Market.
3ltf
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-07-09
Nail jheSe WOrdS

on the walls OF your homes and H.
your places OF business; that Mysterious
Pam Cure lis the only quick and safe Ex-
ternal absorbant Cure in The world. Is Q
wonder Il wonders IN It's cure Of Group
Pneumonia and Sor" Throat 1t relieves
and cures SO quick!y.ss
DON'T RUB 1T IN.
L. at sick, or gripping pain in the stom.
ach. or sick headache. Putt on the
stomach freely. A cure in a few minutes
is assured.
DON'T RUB II IN.
We don't warrant it if you do. To Use
for Rheumatism, Neuralgia, Sprains, pain
or lameness across tire kidneys. y i'll be
2 God send to you. You can borrow
bottle OF the druggist for 25 or 80 cents,
and return it ii not as We state.
JUNIUS BARNES K SON.
Blri.nxtOn vt,
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-07-09
Nj SCELIAN Gus

PATENTS-Protect your ideas No
Allowance, no fee. Consultation free.
Est. 1854 Milo y, Stevens h Co.. SlT
l4th St, Washington. Tues ASA. 26-l2l
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-07-09
. = O r EMIT
FOR SALE

-RES / 1URANT FOR sALE-The only
enc in the city. Best location, gold
mine. Reason for selling and full par
ticulars can be had by writing or calling
at the Restaurant. 205 No. Main st.
Barre, Vt, 6stf
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-07-09

WANTED

WANTED-A first-class blacksmith.
Apply at once to j. A. Demo, Granite
'eet. 11tf
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1902-04-10
EMPERoRs AMERICAN SHIP.

Although Germany has been making
special effort to establish herself in
the first rank as naval constructor,
yet'when the emperor wanted Yacht
combining the best modern ideas he
placed the order in America This Is
surely a recognition OF American ablI-
ity and superior workmanship Our,
country also excels all Others IN lne1i-
cine. Take Hostetters Stomach Bit
ters for instance. II has been over 80
years since il was first introduced. and
its record Of cures during that time
has placed It in the tirst rank among
medicines. II il recommended By
many prominent physicians as sn ex-
cellen. spring tnnic and blood purifier:
also to cure heartburn. indigestion.
dyspepsia. constipation. Ia grippe and
malaria A trial will convince you Of
its value.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1902-04-10
COULD NOT BREATHE.

Coughs, colds, Group, grip, bronch-
tits, other throat and lung troubles are
quickly cured by One Minute Cough
Cure. One Minute Cough Cure Is not
a mere expectorant, which gives only
temporary relief. 1t softens and IL
quifies the mucous, draws out the in
famation and removes the cause Of
the disease. Absolutely safe. Acts at
once. One minute ough Cure will do
all that Is claimed for It," says JUS
tice Of the Peace ]. Q. Hood Crosby,
Miss. my wife could not get her
breath and was relieved by the first
dose. 1t has been a benefit to all my
family. ly."-char1es Rogers.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1902-04-10
a DOCTORS BAD PLIGHT.

Two years ago, as result OF
severe cold, lost my voice." writes
DR. NJ. l. Scartrough. Of Hebron,
Ohio, "then began an obstinate cough.
Every remedy Enown 10 me as
practicing physician for 25 years,
failed and daily grew worse. Be-
ing urged to try Dr. Kings New
Discovery for Consumption. Coughs
and Colds, found quick relief, and
for last ten days have felt better than
for two years" Positively guaran-
teed for Throat and Lung troubles by
Harts' Drug Store. SOC and s1.OO. Trial
bottles free.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1902-04-10
pronl.es q : the next Tnere were

promises 10 De the next There were
thousands ef fortunes made In ~.
There we're hundreds Of thousands who
lost. There were millions taken from
the eaeth, There we're billions expend-
ed. Men left their families In the East
and never saw them again Alaska
and the Kiondike were but q recital
OF the old ssogy, Thunder Mountain
promises repeating history. II is no
longer speculation, but q settled fact
that where one wins q thousand lose,
1, is merely a Wild gambling occasion.
why do men no, shinkG There are
those here who think Of rushing away
to Thunder Mountain. They do not
see tha richer gold fields in our own
mldst-nos placer mines and quartz,
but the real thing Our resources are
as numerous as the sands, Turn which
way you may. opportunities ere fire.
quent upon every hand, Fishing. lum-
oering farming. dairying-nothing is
overione Everything Is begging far
deyelor ment. There is no chance for
failure anywhere where patience and
industry are used There are fortanes
too awaiting every one. The same
amount ot capital and energy expend-
ed here rs is required even 80 reach
the gold fields win produce a certain
fortune while 1t is all speculation in
the guest FOR gold.
Away with these mad gold excite
ments Lives and capital are sacrl-
feed there. and but few win while
the thousands fail Let public atten-
tion he directed TO the prominent re-
sources Of the country We possess the
lions share. and while we grow rich
through our own energy let us attract
a good citizenship from elsewhere this
way. that they may share with US in
our prosperity. There is ample for
all.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1902-04-10
THE GREAT DISMAL SWAMP

Of Virginia is breeding ground of
Malaria germs. So is low, wet or
marshy grounds everywhere. These
germs cause weakness, chllls and
fever, aches in the bones and muscles,
and may induce dangerous maladles.
But Electric Bitters never fail to de-
stroy them and cure malarial troubles.
They viii surely prevent typhoid.
We tried many remedies for Malaria
and Stomach and Liver troubles"
writes John Charleston, Of Byesville,
O., but never found anything as
good as Electric Bitters." Try them.
only 5Oc. Harts' Drug Store guaran-
tees satisfaction.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1902-04-10
70 THE coMpLExroN,

The complexion always sufferes from
billiousnesss or constipation. Unless
the bowels are kept open the impuri-
ties from the body appear in the form
OF unsightly eruptions, De Wits Lit
tie Early Risers keep the liver and
bowels In healthy condition and re-
move the cause OF such troubles. {,
l. Hooper, Albany, Ca. saysi Il took
De Wits Little Early Risers COR bill
iousness, They were just what l
needed. am feeling better now than
in years" Never grip or distress. Safe
thorough and gentle. The very best
pills made. CIAS, ROGERS.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1902-04-10
PROPOSALS WANTED.

Office Of C. Q. NJ, Vancouver Bar
racks, Wash, March IA. 1902. Sealed
proposals. in triplicate. will be receiv-
ed here until IL a. M, April u,
1902, for furnishing fuel at military
posts in this department. for fiscal
year commencing July /, 1902. Infor-
nation furnished here or> by quarter
masters at posts. U. S. reserves right
to rejec or accept any or all proposals
or any part thereof. Envelopes con-
tanning proposals should be marked:
Proposals for Fuel at" addressed,
]. w. Jacobs, C. Q. NJ.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1902-04-10
RUSH TO GOLD FIELDS.


Thunder Mountain is now the fad
with miners, prospectors and specula-
tors. The rush to that frozen region
ks frantic The greed for wealth. the
ambition for power through the root
of an evil" always runs men wild. II
10 weli that 1t is Thunder Mountain
this time. It Is closer BY. II is lore
accessible. It is true that it Is diff
cult just now. but as soon as spring
opens il win be an easy matter 10
reach the place. People will come
from all over the world. Transporta-
ton companies win prosper by it. All
kinds Of business will prosper. But
gold excitements always prove hazard
ous to the majority. Thunder Noun
tain might prove solid ledge Of gold.
but 1t cannot be divided on the So
cialistic idea The first there viii reap
the cream. BY the time the main food
reaches the place the best will be TAX
en-. Already snow peaks and glaciers
are being filed upon. What will be
the result? History fortells the story.
For every cent taken from the Thun-
der Mountain district hundreds of dol
Aars win be expended. 1t has always
been the case. 1t will continue so.
The days of 40 gave forth the first
illustration; Alaska came next on the
gigantic scale. Thunder Mountain
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1902-04-10
A NEARLY FATAL RUNAWAY

Started horrible ulcer on the leg OF
]. 3 orner, Franklin Grove, H.,
which defied doctors and all remedies
for four years. Then Bucklen's Arnlca
Salve cured him. Just as good for
Boils, Burns, Bruises. Cuts, Corns,
scalds, Skin Eruptions and Piles 25c
at Harts Drug Store.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1902-04-10
wEILDs A SHARP AK

Millions marvel at the multitude OF
maladies cut of by DR.. Kings New
Life Pills--the most distressing TOO,
Stomach. Liver and Bowel troubles
Dyspepsia. Loss of Appetite. Jaundsee,
Billousness. Fever Malaria, all fall be-
fore these wonder workers, s5c at
Harts' Drug Store.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1902-04-10
PRACTICALLY STARVING.

After using few bottle OF Kodoi
Dyspepsia Cure my wife received per-
feet and permanent relief from Sc
we're and chronic case Of stomach trou-
ble," says J. R. Holly. real estate
insurance and loan agent. of
Macomb, Ill. Before using Ko-
dal Dyspepsia Cure she could not
eat an ordinary meal without intense
suffering She Is now entirely cured
Several physicians and many RENE
dies had failed 20 give relief" You
don't have to diet Eat any good
food you want. but don't overload the
stomach. Kodol Dyspepsia Cure viii
always digest It for you.--Charles Rog-
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1902-04-10
nIps non WOOD

Bids win be received by School nas-
trtct No, |, at the Office OF the school
clerk, until April 18TH, 1909, for 200
cords or more OF Bark Slabs. or Hem
lock. four-foot wood. to be delivered to
the different school buildings of the
district. as may be required. on or be-
fore the 18th day OF July. 1909,
Right reserved 70 reject any and all
bids. by order OF the board,
+. z. FERGUSON. Clerk.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1902-04-10

cures diseases which weaken women
and which destroy their strength and
beauty. 1t establishes regularity, stops
weakening drains, heals inflammation
and liberation and cures female weak
ness.
rSeveral years ago / suffered severely from
female weakness prolapsns and menorrhagia,
and used DR.. Pierce's Favorite Prescription with
splendid effect writes Fannie shelton Of Wash.
ington Iowa. Tciad have not needed il for
few years past but If shorld ever have any re-
turn of the old trouble would surely try Psvor-
ite Prescription have recommended 1t 10
number Of my lady friends always tell them
20 Try 4 bottle and If They are not benefited by
4 ! viii pay for the medicine Ia every casc
aicy have spoken in praise OF it.'
Dr.. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets cure sick
headache.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1902-04-10

NNSf ~ A@'ANA FAAA
ces. In fact, the
typical American
beauty will ne
found sitting at
the typev riter
rather than lolling
in a carriage in the
park.
And vet this
pretty young girl
needs always to be
reminded that
" beauty is only
skin deep, unless
It roots in health.
When the health
Is undermined by
woniauly diseases,
the lnster soen
passes honl the
eyes, the cheeks
grow thin, tie
body loses its
Plunipness.
DR.. Pierce's Fa-
vorite Preservation
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1902-04-10
CHATTANOOGA DRUGGISTS
STATEMENT.

Robt. J. Miller, proprietor Of the
Read House Drug Store of Chattanoo-
ga, Tenn, writes: There is more
merit in Foley's Honey and Tar than
any other cough syrup. The calls for
It multiply wonderfully and we sell
more OF it than all other cough syr-
ups combined"
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1902-04-10
A pERFRcr sHINGLE STAIN.

Manufactured in Astoria. and q Guar
anteed Article.
Cutdrth's Creosote Shingle Stains
are absolutely moss-proof. Put up in
eight colors Every package bears a
guarantee Of durability. Our stains
are penetratiye. preservative and dur
able, and are handsome and per1na-
nent in color c. NJ. CUTBIRTH,
127 Seventh street. Astoria, Or.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1902-04-10
CHRONIC BRONCHITIS CURED.

For ten years l had chronic bron-
chitis 80 bad thar at times ! could
not speak above whisper" wries
Mr.. Joseph coffman, Of Montmorenci,
Ind. Il tried all remedies available.
but with no success. Fortunately my
Honey and Tar. Its effect was almost
Houey and Tar. Its effect was almost
miraculous, and I am now cured u
the disease on my recommendation
many people have used Foley's Honey
and Tar, and always with satisfac-
ton"
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1902-04-10

A cold az this time IL neglected Is
liable to cause pneumonia which Is ~
often fatal, and even when the pa
tient has recovered the lungs are
weakened, making them peculiarly
susceptible to the development Of con-
Foley's Honey and Tar will
stop the cough. heal and strengthen
the lungs and prevent pneumonia.
Hart's drug store.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1902-04-10
FOR CALIFORNIA AND NEVADA
WORK.

Wanted-teamsters. laborers. rock
men. tunnelmen. muckers. outside la
borers. long job. Special transporta-
ton from c. r Hansen 4 Co., Port
land. Oregon. ss N. Second 81.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1902-04-10

La grippe coughs yield quickly to
the wonderful curative qualities Of
Foleys Honey and Tar. There Is moth
ing else "just az good" Harris drug
store.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1902-04-10
SURGEONS KNIFE NOT NEEDED

Surgery Is no ionger necessary to
cure piles. De Wits Witch Haxa
Salve cures such cases at once. remov-
ing the necessity for painful and ex-
pensiye operations. For scalds. cuts.
burns. wounds. bruises. sores and skin
diseases 1t Is unequalled. Beware Of
counterfeits. Charles Rogers drug
gist
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1902-04-10

Cream pure rye. Americas finest
whisky. The only pure goods; guar
anteed rich and mellow JOHN L.
CARLSON, Sole Agent.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1902-04-10

rOLEY's HONEY AND TAR
cures coughs and colds,
cures bronchitis and asthma
Cures Group and whooping cough,
Cures hoarsenesS and bronchial trou'
hles,
Cures pneumonia aud Ia grippe.
Hart's drugstore,
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1902-04-10

The idea that the moon has anything
to do with making people crazy must
have originated with some fellow dur
ing his honeymoon.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1902-04-10

Some people have not got any hetter
sense than to think the only purpose
they live for 3 TO make money.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1902-04-10

You can unlock a boys whole life BY
watching the company ne keeps and
listening to the words ne uses most.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1902-04-10

Foleys Kidney Cure II taken in time
affords security from all kidney and
bladder diseases.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1902-04-10

Women seem to be the unknown
quantity In the lives OF few old
bachelors uf this town.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1902-04-10

Many man who was born with q sill
yer spoon IN his mouth was unable TO
produce the spoon In after years.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1902-04-10

By FOley's Honey and Tar, II stops
the racking cough and heals and
strengthens the lungs. II taken In
time 1t viii prevent an attack OF pneu-
monla- Refuse substitutes.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1902-04-10

The canibal Of the South Sea Islands
has one redeeming trait, and that is
he loves his fellow man.