The Pascagoula democrat-star., 1902-05-09
Editorial and Otherwise.


much.
1t is mean to hit man who is down
in the mouth.
Some men are SO stingy they won't
even give ADVICE.
'Tis one thing to be tempted, and
another thing to fall.
The new woman always departs whom
the new baby arrives.
The girl who has too many suitors is
troubled with surplus.
Stealing is not confined TO taking the
products Of mems hands.
A generous heart will scorn pleasure
which gives others pain.
Laxiness too often succeeds in getting
. strsngle hold on ability.
The earnest Christian lives In . con.
tinued state Of repentance.
No mother Is ever satisfied with the
second prize at baby show.
Prophets are often without honor, but
seldom without competition.
Age will tell, but 1t does not tell the
whole truth on some women.
Lovers quarrels are popular because
1t is such fun "making up"
The average dude is about as long :in
k<v - v,ro ho L.. Sss hva In
1t is not mans burdens but his sore
disposition which makes life hard.
Some creatures that wesr trousers are
only called men through courtesy.
Duty we'll done is the seed from
whence springs the flower Of pleasure.
While waiting for your ship to come
in busy yourself building safe harbor.
Interest ON the church mortgage is
money taken from the missionary field.
The uses of adversely may be sweet,
but 1t is apt to sour mans disposition.
At the age of sixteen girl begins to
make speciality of studying sffinities.
The time to retire from business de-
pends more on . mans dollars than his
age.
A widow is pretty apt to think some
body else's name is prettier than her
own.
Women are called the weaker sex be-
cause the men can humbug them so
easily.
Some editors throw so much mud that
their reading matter all becomes as dry
as dust
Some men are SO selfish that they will
60 out Of their way to get in the way Of
others.
The man who neglects the primaries
has no moral right to object to the
ticket.
The influence of we'll ordered home
makes better boys than curfew ordi.
nances.
The Bible and Shakespeare are the
most talked about and least read books
In print.
The most loyal Christians help the
poor at home before sending their
money abroad.
The velocity with which time flies II
infinite, as is most apparent to those
who look back.
The good business man and the bust
ness man who is good are not necessari
ly Synonymous.
j What you keep by you, you may
change and mend, but words ono,
spoken can never be recalled.
What has become Of the old-fashionet
father who took whip and held heart
to-heart talks with his son out in tn
barn?
Those who are satisfied with wha
they have accomplished will never be
come famous for what they might &C
complish.
Never join with your friend when h
abuses his horse or his wife, unless tn
one is about to be sold, or the other !
be buried.
Prince Henry is said to have liked u
so much that he is desirous OF maxim
. another visit, but wishes to come inco(
No wonder.
ut pains me to speak about you
board BILL" The Boarder-"Then don
do 1t, my good woman; can't bear
see any one suffer-"
There arc laws which prevent . ma
from splitting and swearing on tn
street, but none that interferes Wit
these privileges at home.
The average man never fully reslix,
the truth Of the sdage about fool On
: his money until after he he's bumpt
up against some other mans game.
General Funston has reached the aut
graph stage of his popularity. Bi,
reached the 80 msfk recently In Was
ington. Women, Of course, were Il
biddera
Turkey will cheerfully comply wi
the demand from Washington that Il
brigands be punished. just % soon
: the brisands cen b induced to conse
70 the arrangement.
Every one knows what : con. game
being played on certsin man, exec
the man himself. Maybe, BY the VI
some one 10 playing . con. game on "
and you do not know Il.
Ever since Boston people were
frightened st the imaginary approa
Of the Spanish feet, Massachusetts,
managed 10 maintain Z cinch on (