The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1902-09-14


asked Jules Iann for his autograph Jann sheet
Of paper and his signature: Good for
hundred bottles Of Johannesburg. be placed IN my
cellar" The Prince sent them.
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a Sneithvflie, No, according the Liberty
visited physician in company with his vie.
The inserted thermometer her mouth After
had been there two three minutes. the man. who
accustoH ed such prolonged bursts OF silence
the Of his wife pulled his wallet aud
CURED Doc what viii you take for that ,hins.'
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one Of his majestys ships recently cnIided with
clearing Portsmouth docks and had
her bovsprit carried away.
According to the Taller. the captain promptly
ported the disaster to the admiralty in dispatch
fellows
MY Lords-I regret TO have to inform your Iordships
that his majestys ship. while leaving the harbor.
collision with another and her bow
spirit has been carried away"
Promptly came an admiralty wire in reply: Report
who carried away bowsprit and where it has bSsr
placed"
Not long ago bright youns lawyer. whose progress
the CELEBRITY With which disposed Of cases
placed in his hands. approached Of the famous lead
of the bar with proposition to be admitted into
partnership. "Oh, I have heard Of YOU, said the
great legal light You that suit OF against
heavy odds and from retainer TO final fee occupied
less than five weeks. Such expedition reprehen-
sible Why. young man. that would have occupied
any experienced lawyer al least two years. 1 not
understand the important word the legal
ulary-.Dolay.' "
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Talleyrand used 10 excuse his marriage with a
so lacking in and the ground
might compromise their husbands whereas stupid
only compromised themselves One day Demon
the famous Psychologist. dned with the Taleyranas
NJ. Taeyrand instructed his wife read Demons
She dutifuly the library but way for
got the She could only remember she wanted
the book of famous traveller whose ended in
on" The librarian gave her Robinson Cruesoe" Nine
Talleyrand read the book marvelng that great trav-
erer could write such interesting dinner
she astonished her by suddenly exclaning Mon
Deu. monsieur, what JOY must have felt on your
island when found Friday"
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During his exile at Elha Napoleon related that
dav his mothers mother hobbng along the street.
in Aaccio Corsc and that he and his sister Pauline
followed the old lady mmicked her Their grand
mother happening caught them in the act
She CONTAINED to Nine Letta. Pauline
spanked" and disposed Of Napoleon. who was out In
regimenals could handled. His mother bded her
time Next day when her of his guard. she
cried quick, Napoleon You are invited TO dine with
the governor He ran up his TO change his
clothing She quietly followed. and when she Judged
that proper time had come. rushed into the room
seized her before he guessed her
laid him the maternal knee and beabored him
earnestly with the fat of her hand
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A lawyer tells how he played client false:
II shall have o make a lawyer out OF that boy Of
mine T don't see any other way OF H." declared
the weI-known attorney with laugh. He came into
my Office the other day his home from school,
laid a nicke down the desk before me What
Is this for. asked. Retainer he answered,
sobery. Very we'll said l. entering into the joke.
What have l been retained upon? Ny boy dug down
pocket and produced note from his teacher.
and placed it before without comment. 1t to
effect that he had been cutting up and advised
whipping Now. you advise? asked he
in business-ke voice after had read the note and
trap that young rascal led into think that
first should be 10 apply for change OF venue
said l. Very we'll. he answered. You're handling
case. Then will the note over to your mother.
said T. / the young mps face fall at this but he
braoed up and said See here. pop you're bound
me through this cause you've accepted ny retainer,
you Know III argue your case before the court. I
answered but youu have accept the decision. /
would TO attempt to influence Well.
pleaded the boys case, promptly had II thrown
o. and the boy got what the deserved, good
whipping. the first l played false
a client"
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Every time tell this story. bright society mstron
remarked somebody OF making it up-sut
t. is true story. nevertheless.
Up in the Virginia mountains this summer David and
took long walk explore the wild country road near
our hotel Way up the rough mountain side was
little cabin; and have most fervent human inter-
est the home life all peoples cities
proposed that visit the cabin with the wayfarers
usual pretextto ask for drink Of water In the one
room OF the small house the usual furnishings.
few chairs many dogs lying about The wall
a high bed IN each and honely table spread
with honely crockey in the Of the household pie
ture. a plain little woman. and aged but very
neat in calico frock ard gngham at the
door and asked while OF the rough boys oung-
ing the porch dispatched 10 the spring Tor fresh
water.
Instead OF the usual mountaineers open frsplace,
with iron and kettles. a surprising
ment OF cookipg-stove mounted kitchen table Ny
glance reverted 20 this curious sight often that
nountsin hostess seemed constrained % explain.
'You-uns amt used seem cook stoves fixed NJ
hathaway. reckon she said. apoloEetcsly. Pap.
he got the cook-stove down IN way las Nay and
he ddn think bout the stove-ppe. h ddn KIT
10 reach 20 that there hole N chimby.
ies histed the ccok-stove that there table tin
he gifts time ut s;ove-plps
7 airt handy Z climb cheer zish
th ond papd hurry his-seif git L that
there Stove-piDe Itd Be heap handler hev that
-ook- stove down n groun