The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1902-01-31
THE CHOICE OF
A PRO FESSION

..Haye you ever thought what jon
would HE to be when you grow upx
asked the Interviewer.
.Anybody been getting At yOu At al
about thafr asked James Robinson
suspicious1y.
/ no Why
sBecause that holy man, Mr. DIVA
| ter, was on the same tack yesterday;
| also the governors been on II; likewise
the mater, not TO mention that aged
owl, Aunt Priscilla"
..Really, james, you cannot be per
mitted to speak OF Mrs. Harston 10
that disrespectful way"
.Nell, look here. It's no good my tax
/ Ing II I'm.going TO be not permitted ey-
cry minute. II spoke respectfully OF
a woman that solemnly gave me q
threepenny bit as a tip when came
back this term. that would be acting a
| lie, and. as you know. being IN tne
choir. I'm rather particular"
.Afrs Harston forgets that you have
been growing rapidly these last few
years and that such an Offering Is. ~
amount at least, no longer appropri-
atc.''
.,...,ao ~. 40. ~, onr,,ow You ,vete talking
apout what I'd be when l grow up.
| The more / think of 1t myself the more
| In see that there isn't anything - at
least anything that would suit me"
..This is bad said the interviewer.
49,. w syA - son,t ai,1n,t make the
$500 - ~ th;ncs +b.t opo.s SIM
pto.s ., ~ - T., far cou,d be n gentle.
M !, tnaanans,ent mems nil right.
... aI +ha goyarnor wonld stand
.sl ,n,anan1on, means which he
As ,,,,,n,t hnt spnnose tl,at doesn't
s,nnn, nc ,nytblnp 1 can't make out
IT, mnna,, tho governor,s GOT. When.
".' : as,. i,;,,, ~, IonoJ,s and trents me
=, = go, a more lid He can nj.
40 - s,'', ~ n,oro,. when h. wants.
wy H.. re- ,,.har ,,e DOESN'T want II
~. .,.s H. ,.,,.s. ,,,o,,+ extrovornnce ANY.
-. ~ s.,,.s I,,o 40, 10 aud mn occ,l.
80, - emo Find What i say is
49, pa, .,.a,,,i 10 nj, ri,ht ~ tbere were
az. ocrnnation Won could think twice
| .rS,rtn
-. o,.,or 4, tho army would not
,,am. ..,.,,vss.
~, nn,,,d .I,a ohso,rtclv cc,toin of n
-, ia ~, ~, ,,.ith tho other obiec-
s 49,. -, -, o,,ans ,,ayor ,,et fhe
! s,o ". ~ +,,an, neyer get itr
e' ..s,...,,,ss., -, ;, .,,dg,,
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sn 100, !, aam +a,, yon AZ far ns funk
~, .,,s.. oho,+ ,,xerore Resides.
go 80. -. 49, 70, -, ..a+ AM. ,oonav out of
w., M .s,ana r. ,sn.1 srsryhody who can
wy an" as,'..s,,a,. 4, .,,isS ,nI save his
We !" -, .sat ,.,ro s,,,ns -rotad him.
", go. S.rnr tha ,est get much
-a,,,.,',.s aeit;
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-. =, 80 80 ,,,nmsnt tho chief attrac.
80 80, =. a. -. .,,,d ,l,o glory Won
..on n. = s,a.,oI Inf ,ear Won would
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sim ~ ,l - -. 80. ' 10 t,,a nrincin,i
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a.. ~ -, 1n,,:t want tho money
ans , ~ 20 ~, ,,..,,,t tna Money you don,t
n ..nt : ~, yOu 49,. 49, .rhnr,ra both good
t,iin.s ~ t h,ro aren't thcy2 We'll then.
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- ancn " IL :. 80 90, to nave nm occnpa.
+ion w.,,,t ~ "a, nancy and .-Iorv
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g. ,ha nha,r +,,nnah don,t Mitch Il
1t. NV !. s s...l., =. .,.h.n hod the solo
a aa,... 80 sn a,.I i.rou What I'm talkinp
nhant In, NOT so sorry when the holt
49, .oma. nv. M - sar ,osa rest and
na. ~, eS ~ ,.srtt.nlar AMI parsons
a aot ~ Nv ha pa : hsttsr eyan,nie than a
e,.,. 49, =, 80 sat - ha aISyays
=. .. 81. anu a. soi,,,ovs bis COAT
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