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CHILDISH IDEAS OF VACCINATION

sons Qussr Thought. Th.t Arise /.
Juvsaie Aiad&
A long chapter might be written on
the confusion of ideas produced in the
minds of children by unfamiliar words
and phrases. says the London Daily
News. The writer was lately asked
by a little girl Of six or seven to tell
her what font" meant. Wondering
in what connection she had heard tbs
word. Come. now" he replied, tell
me what you think 1t means" Il
don't know what it's like" returned
the little maid, but l know It's where
you're v~accinated." "v~accinated!
What is yaccinated? The questioner
half expected to hear this time a tiny
lecture upon infant baptism, but he
was disappointed. "Oh." came the
reply. every one ought to be vacci-
mated. it keeps o from being ILL.,"
We were reminded of the above CON
versation by a paragraph in a provin-
cial contemporary which, whether the
incident be real or imaginary, tends
to show that the confusion of thought
involved was not singular in the case
already quoted. Two small boys
were standing by a slippery pavement
in one Of the inland towns during the
recent frost. One of them ventured to
slide. and by and by, becoming more
courageous he invited his fellow to
join him. Come on. Billy. and let's
have a slur." Billy hesitated, How
can l come on? Haven't been bap-
tized?" Baptized? What has bein'
baptized to do wi it," Billy gave his
companion a scornful glance. why
the doctor said | was to do nothink as
I'D hurt my arm. an l might fall
slurrin'"
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doueP"
The ayes still burned !.to his soul
awfully, insistently.
As he stood there. racked in mind
and soul, it seemed to him that his
deeds passed before him in review.
He saw how the Beast Of Greed had
broken down the barriers of virtue.
how it had secured him with chains.
link by link. until low he was bound
hand and foot; he saw with his souls
e. the image OIL the Beast gloating
over him, yes. vel fattening on his
hearts blood. Should he break the
chain? Then, with a diabolical swift
ness and a seeming knowing skill of
their own, other thoughts filed his
mind. He thought of the ease he
could enjoy. the open house he could
keep. the elegant furnishings. the fine
dinners. the sense OF ease and ele-
gance he would lave, and of a beau
tiful m who. perhaps. would
, 1902-05-26
PA1EN

A man that compounds or invent,
something that ID Just a little better
than che next best thing, IL certainly
entitled to the best share Of the pro.
At to be derived from the sale OF the
article. 30 he patents or copyrights
to protect his interests. Patented
goods are good, poor goods are never
patented. We have 90 years Of trail
behind US to give u the assurance
that We have the best medicine com.
pounded for the cure Of Dyspepsia,
Sick-head-ache. Biliusness, Indigestion,
and all Stomach disorders. We pro
tect the public a. well as ourselves
by keeping the formula q secret, as
long As we make It ourselves We know
1t is made right and it cures these
diseases. Druggists tell US that 1t IL
one medicine that the sale IL ever on the
increase. To get the best remedy for
dyspepsia or indigestion ask the drug.
gfst for DR.. Gums Improved Liver
Pills. Price 26 cts. per box, only n
for q dose. We will send . trial box
free by mail, OF . full box on receipt of
z5c. Address. Dr.. Gum. Philadelphia,
Pa. For sale by Frank H. NgSleston
and A. H. Cordiner, drugsists, Larar
me-. Wyo.
, 1902-05-26

The nineteenth century was. SO far
as Ireland is concerned. one Of the sad
dest and most barren In all her sor-
rowful history. At its dawn Ireland
was Irish; at its close On English
speaking West Britain for the most
part. During the past half century
Ireland mourns the loss Of over four
millions of her population. and worse
than all. in those left she laments the
luss of national life and spirit involved
in the loss Of the national language.
But even yet all is not lost, for u Of
the darkness of the late age was born
new hope and new life, and to-day the
g%laddening spectacle is witnessed of a
whole nation wakening up from what
some have called a spellbound sleep,
and, with a vigor and enthusiasm that
gives an earnest hope Of success. be-
ginning its march toward the promised
land-New Ireland.-The Gael.
, 1902-05-26

The authoress, Mrs. Julius NJ. Thrus-
ton, is revising at the present time the
final sheets of a novel. said to be a
Baltimore romance, which is shortly
to be in the hands of the publishers.
She was one day this week debating
to her amanuensis a passionate love
scene. in which the hero in intense
excitement calls to the woman OF his
heart: Darling. Sweetheart" Tho
voice of the reader was unconsciously
raised in appeal when the door quickly
daughter OF Africa was thrust within,
while its possessor inquired in dulcet
tones, did you call me?"
, 1902-05-26
RUNNER TACKLED THE WRONG MAN

Andrew Carnegie Was MOI Anxious to
Doobie His Fortune.
Andrew Carnegie Is not often a Wis.,
itor to Wall street, and when he went
down there a few days ago he passed
~unobserved down the famous thor
oughfare, right into the arms of 4
runner for a bucket shop.
Come to put up a little money on
the rise of the MARKET" asked the
runner Sure thing: can't lose.
Stocks are going up. I'll show you
where you can double your money i n
half an hour"
. Double all l have?" asked Mr.. Car
engie, assuming an air of eager inno-
cence.
How much have you got?" in
quired the nnei
"Oh. a little less than $175, 900. 900. u
replied the canny Scotchman simply.
"Wh-what?" gasped the man.
But I am trying to get rid of it, no.
double it," vent on the ironmaster.
why, are you Andrew Carnegie"
asked the runner.
Il am" said he, going on and chuck
ling quietly to himself-New York
Times.
, 1902-05-26

halted unfamiliarly on the frame Of
a picture and then passed on
The Don had passed GU from be-
hind the clouds. There before him, o.
the wall. hung the head of Christ.
His dull heart beat faster as he gaxed
at the heavy brown locks. the fair
white brow, and the traces OF a ten
der mouth. almost hidden by the curl
ing beard. The eyes were closed. He
felt that he had never seen the picture
before.
God! The large lids opened and
great glorious. burning black eyes
looked into his and through them,
Into his soul. They searched him. the
wistful. reproachfui gaze andinx his
very heart. His breath came hard.
his ring cut into his fnger-but he
did not know 1t. He was not aware
that the Ore was out, that the room
was dark. save for the moonbeams-
that 1t was cold, and that. he sat there
gripping his chair, totally uncon-
OF all but those eyes. aud that
look!
For the first time In his mistaken
life he was compsllsd to ththk, With
, perfect coacsptioa Of his hults and
crimes. He vas ar.spsl ct Of him
ali. his soul vas turned tnsids ont.
The stress vas more than noTtal
cosld bear. Staggering from HI chair.
~ ~HNnA -lxA >-A-A-ALA. ~-
, 1902-05-26
Won't Follow Advice After Paying
For Il.

In a recent article q prominent ply
siclan says, "It il next to impossible
for the physician to get his patients to
carry out any prescribed curse OF ny
giene OF diet to the smallest extent; he
has but one resort left, namely, the
drug treatment" When medicines are
used for chronic constipation. the most
mild and gentle obtainable. such ~
Chamberlain's Stomach and Liver Tsb-
lets. should be employed. Their uss b
not followed by constipation = they
leave the bowels in = natural and
healthy condition. For sale By r. H.
, 1902-05-26

Everything was in readiness. The
groom. best man and the minister
were gathered in the vestry. The or.
ganist began to play and the minister
started for the door.
Wait one moment, DOCTOR" called
the nervous groom. Is 1t the right or
left hand the ring goes on?'
THE left" hurriedly replied the
minister.
And doctor, isis 1t hsstermary to
cuss the bride?
But the minister had fled.
, 1902-05-26
THE JEALOUS EAST,

The strength OF the Wyoming con
gressional delegation In congress has
on more than one occasion excited the
envy Of the east. Even big places like
Detroit are complaining because there
Is a probability of Laramie mi Evans
ton getting public buildings. In CON-
menting upon this matter our Wash
inston correspondent, Mr.. j. A. Brock
ons, says:
The success of Wyoming in obtain
ing appropriation for new federal
buildings is ~arousing the jealousy of
some of the eastern communities. The
Detroit Tribune has this complaint:
Battle Creek, Mich, is to get $50, 900.
Ne population is 1858. . Evanston.
Wyo.. II allowed s1eo 900. Her pop
lation IL 2.1O0. A few simple calcula,
tions serve to show what Battle Creek
and other Michigan towns would get
on the Wyoming basis. A sum in long
division gives $47.62 as the amount per
cspita to be expended OF these Wyo-
ming cowboys. At that rate, Battle
Greek would get $685. 1853. Oswego,
which is actually allowed $S5. 900.
would get $414. 1O3." The Tribune, in
its complaint, says: I'VE shall wish
Mr.. Warren. of Wyoming. were our
senator. unless Mesas Mcmillan and
Burrows get busy and insist on having
Battle Creek. Muskegon, Owosso. Adri-
IN. Grand Haven and Flint get such
%postofice appropriations IS will keep
the majority Of their people probably
employed while the structures are in
course of erection"
The Detroit Tribune does not know
that Evanston and Laramie. ever with
a comparatively small population. are
more important cities than Owosso or
any of the other Michigan towns new
heard of outside their own state. Ev-
anston, though its population may be
small. is the center of the surround
ing mining districts and has a large
c~ontributory population. Moreover. 1t
has the United States land once, and
the federal court, and is growing in
size and stability. Notwithstanding
the jealousy of other states, the Wyo-
ming delegation in congress will keep
up its efforts to obtain federal build
ings for Wyoming cities until everyone
in the state shall have been supplied.
, 1902-05-26
Like a Man.

Five years ago a disease. dyspepsia.
took such a hold Of me that 1 could
scarcely CO." writes George S. Marsh.
we'll known attorney Of Nocona, Tex.
Il took quantities Of medicines but
nothing helped me. AS a drowning
man grabs at a straw I grabbed at Ko-
dol. felt an Improvement at once
and after a few bottles am sound and
we'll" Kodol exactly reproduces the
natural digestive juices and conse
quently digests any good food and
cures any form of stomach trouble.
Laramie Drug Co.
, 1902-05-26
Don't start Wrono.

Don't start the summer with q
cough Of cold. We all know what a
sumner cold" is. It's the hardest
kind to cure. Take It in hand right now.
A few doses Of One Minute Cough Cure
will set you right. Sure cure for
coughs. colds, Group. grip. bronchitis
all throat and lung troubles. Absolute
~ safe. Acts At once. Children like
tt.-Laramie Drug Co.
, 1902-05-26

Applicant-Of course in presenting
my claims for this appointment, | do
not ask or expect any preference to be
shown; merely desire to enter the
competition on the same footing with
the others.
Examiner-Precisely but you must
bear in mind that in estimating COM
parative fitness. a mans footing Will
have little to do with it: 1t will be his
head that will establish his standing.
, 1902-05-26

some d. sit at his side. before this
very fire with him.
As these thoughts filled his brain
his heart was tortured and wrenched
by the sight Of those eyes,. which now,
after a momentary dulling OF their
keenness seemed to burn into his soul.
until they seemed to grow and come
nearer. to scorch him with their
SCOTT Frenzied, he stood for a mo-
ment, swaying a little. his hands
clasping and un%clasping. His mouth
curved down. n deep lines furrowed
the corners, as, in a half choked. hiss
Ing tone that seemed to come from
the deepest cell in his lungs. he gasp
ed: "Ah! You would tempt me!
Those hell-born thoughts which seem
to steal my very soul. came from you.
Beast"
Then he turned and dragged a table
into the moonlight. and with shaking
fingers wrote:
Arthur D. Motley. Attorney: Sir
The missing will is found. The Stones
sake. HARLAND.
He sealed 1t hastily and directed it.
Then stealthily. fea:fully. he twisted
his head hack without moving his
body. Slowly, forced on by his will.
his eyes turned until-ah!
He fell back in his chair trembling.
. great wave Of revulsion sweeping
over him. The eyes were closed.
, 1902-05-26
A RES
Afraid Of a Hat Trust

Afraid Of q Hat Trust
Frank Benton, the notable Cheyenne
stockman, In q Denver interview, says
he does not believe there is any beef
trust at all. only a rise in prices com.
m%ensurate with the scarcity of beef.
Some Of Mr.. Benton's friends think he
wouldn't worry. anyway, II there were
q half dozen beef trusts, but that he
might kick II there appeared . combine
among hat OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES
World.
, 1902-05-26

Did you see the ~prince?"
YES"
What do you think Of him."
"Well," answered the man who has
. hollow where the bump of venera.
ton ought to be, he has my approval.
He knows what's business. He real
ICES that nobody would pay to see him
and is willing to give the show free
for the sake OF the advertisement
Washington Star.
, 1902-05-26
B.neo.I... Need Pas. por,

Wv P"E~
The Russian ofhcials have an
bounced that balloonists must have
passports. This means that should
you drop out Of a balloon and fall into
Russian territory the result my be
serious to you, II you are found to be
without q passport signed by a Rus
e1an consul.
, 1902-05-26

Whether its ball stationery. invita-.
lions, letter heads. circulars q any.
thing in the printers line the place 10
get the very best work Il at The Re-
publican ONCE. And prices are always
with fair wages for compe-
tent workmen. Cheap John" men or
Cheap John" printing aad natsrial
have no place in this once.
, 1902-05-26

The veteran Royal Academician,
George F. Watts. continues in the best
of health. wearing his eighty-hv years
lightly. His only regret of late has
been the delay of the dawn; now that
there is light enough for him to be
gin his work at S o'clock in the morn.
ing In his studio At Limnerslease
3uildford, he is filed with content
Among the most recent of his Dor
raft is one Of Prof. Flinders Petri.
, 1902-05-26

ALPHA CHAPTER NO. 1, o. E. s.
Meets the first and third Tuesday
evengins of each month in Masonic
hall. Mrs. Fannie Settele, w. NJ.
Mrs. Mary e. Hynds. Recorder.
, 1902-05-26
MONDAY, MAY rs. 1902.

In spite OF the danger involved, the
Casper Tribune seriously alleges there
will be NO trouble In finding plenty IF
candidates for sheriff Of Natrona coun-
ty this year.
, 1902-05-26
CONVENIENT POCKET MAPS
OF THE STATE or WYoMIN

SONV SNsGN WAp0
OF THE STATE or WYOMING.
There having been 20 many calls 70
Gently for maps Of the state OF Wyo.
ming. The Republican has been prompt.
ed to put In a'supply for its patrons.
Tho map selected In issued by Rand,
Mentally 4 Co. and 10 up-t0-date In ev.
cry particular. II ID arranged In neat
book form and IL suitable for carrying
In ones pocket, 10 neatly covered and
very durable. In addition to the map,
there IL . large amount Of valuable In
formation concerning the state. con.
tanned in the book. It has q new and or
iginal compilation and ready iadsx
showing in detail the entire railroad
system. the express coaDaay doing
business over each road and accurate
~ locates all cities. towns. postoaces
railroad stations. villages. counties, isl.
ands. lakes. rivers, etc.
The special feature Of this pocket
map are: Locating the branch o. par.
ticular division Of railroad upon which
each station . situated: the nearest
mailing point Of all local places; dssig-
mating money order postomces; tele-
graph stations. and naming the com.
pany doing business at the point where
the several companies have o@css
The population Of the various towns
10 given according to the 1890 census.
: These pocket maps will be sold for
the small sum Of rs cents each and can
be had oaly 1t The Republican once.
A copy viii be given free With every
six months subscription to The Daily
Republican, paid in advance.
The Republican also furnishes the
very latest wall map issued BY Rand.
McNally Z Co., for the ssn II q, or
will Give It free with each yearly sab
scription to The Daily Republican paid
In advance. This map L kept right up
to the time and shows the United
States and ~ now possessions o. the
oas side and ~ wssil q ths ether.
The Rad. McNaity Z Co. Atlas Of
Three war; may also be had It The
Republican oaacs H. ne low prtss Of
50 ceafs pr COPY. - 4 VIII ~ sven
frse VIA svsry ~ msaths suh1csip-
ttoa to The Daily RsDehlicaa pala in
advaacs. The Atlas b tAs h&sse psb-
lishsd aad Ike ~ Dockst nap d Vyo-
Mig 80 ~ wali napsh risAt apto
1aEs n asvssy pAstialas.
, 1902-05-26
Obi Cruel Corr

OIL Cruel Cora
That cruel-hearted girl who edits
the Lander Mountaineer has this
naughty bit Of philosophy to expound:
Men of narrow brains usually md
fault with that which they do not un-
derstand." How could you. Cora?
And to think you would not include the
World.
, 1902-05-26

II can't think said the girl with the
Julia Marlowe dimple. what made AL.
" act SO strangely last night"
Ibid he propose to you at any time
during the EVENING"" asked the girl
with the Maude Adams nose.
"Yes."
Then he must have been drinking"
, 1902-05-26

MOUNTAIN HOME LODGE NO. 81
L. A. to the B. Of r. T. Meets In G
A. R. hall second and fourth Thurs
days at 2:3O.
Mrs. Francis Storey, Mistress.
Allie Zentz, Secretary
, 1902-05-26
LADY ORGANIZATIONS.

CUSTER CORPS NO. 20, w. R. C
Meets first and third Monday evenings
in G.. A. r. hall.
Mrs. s. ]. Miller, Pres.
Mrs. Kittie Appleman. Secretary.
, 1902-05-26

HERMION TEMPLE NO. 1. RATH-
BONE SISTERS. Meets first and third
Thursday evening in X. of p. hall.
Mrs. Maggie Langheldt. N. e. c..
Mrs. Wayne Fisher. M. of r.
, 1902-05-26

LARAMIE REBEKAK LODGE NO.
1, l. O. o. F. Meets second and fourth
Thursdays evenings in l. o. o. F. hall.
Mrs. A. T. Foster, N. g.
Miss Florence Hartley, Secretary.
, 1902-05-26

JEWEL OF So LODGE NO. SO. L. A..
to B. Of l.. F. Meets second and fourth
Wednesday at 2:30 p. m. in q. A. r.
hall. Mrs. Ida Ehmka, President.
Alice Mclaughlin. Secretary.
, 1902-05-26

0ilrs Temperance Sermon
Death came last night, and Douglas
has lost q landmark. I'd Marsh-once
. young man Of good family; later a
soldier Of good record: of late years a
saloon hangeron, spittoon-cleaner and
drunken, worthless, bundled Of
acute alcoholism. There Is q temper
lecture connected with the death
Of this old. gray-headed man which
night possibly do . few Of the youag
Of this community some good;
, 1902-05-26

GEM OF THE ROCKIES LODGE
NO. IS, g. l. A. to the B. of L. e.
Meets first and third Thursday after
Moons In @. A. r. hall.
Mrs. g. m. Harris, Pres.
Mrs. B. ]. Harnish. Secretary.
, 1902-05-26

FRANCIS WILLARD CAMP NO.
1888 ROYAL NEIGHBoRs OF AMER
ICA. Meets first and third Tuesday ey-
enings at g. A. r. hall.
Mrs. Mary Bass. Oracle.
Mrs. c. e. Corey. Recorded.
, 1902-05-26

LARAMIE LODGE NO. so4. FRA
TERNAL UNION OF AMERICA.
Meets third Thursday Of each month In
North Star hall.
Mrs. Name McClary. M. F.
Inex McCutcheon, Sectary.
, 1902-05-26

WYOMING CIRCLE NO. 251. WO-
MEN OF WOODCRAFT. Meets first
and third Friday evenings In 1. o. O.
F. hall. Mrs James Foster. ". q.
Mrs. Mary e. iynds. Clerk.
, 1902-05-26

LARAMIE HIVE NO. 4. L. o. T. M.
Meets second and fourth Tuesday af-
ternoons OF each month in /. o. o. F.
hall. Mrs. Allie Zentz.
Mrs. Josie Harris. Record Keeper. :
, 1902-05-26

LARAMIE DIVISION NO. 4 .. R.
Eh Meets seSeAd and fourth Thurs
~ evening q tearmory II x. q. p.
hail. Jesse Converse. Captain.
A. ]. wymors. 9. Z. R.
, 1902-05-26
GENTLEMEN ORGANIZATIONS.

LARAMIE LODGE NO. 3, A. +. and
A. M. Meets first and third Monday
evenings III Masonic hall.
3 e. Burke, w. M.
J. e. Gates. Secretary.
, 1902-05-26

Daily nsoshssaa c. ~ noah
, 1902-05-26

R. W. BAXTER. JR.. LODGE NO.
81, B. Of R. T. Meets frst Wednes-
day Afternoon and third Wednesday
evening In q. A. r. hall
Oscar Morris. Aast~e.
8. F. Nicely, Secretary.
, 1902-05-26

EMANUEL coMMANRERY NO. 3,
X. T. Meets On the second Tuesday
evening Ia each month In Masonic hall.
L. P. settele. e. c.
-. q. Gates. Rscorer.
, 1902-05-26
DIRECTORY.

Secretaries of organizations will
please notify this Office Of any change
of offers or other corrections desired.
, 1902-05-26

SECTION ~. Da-
dowmsat Rank. 4. Of r. Mssts h K.
Of p. han.
Frank spe1brd. P~rassdsnt.
+. g. Raaasr. secrstesy.
, 1902-05-26
WYOMING ENCAMPMENT. NO. /.
I. o. o. F. Meets nrst Al third Thurs.
day evenings In /. o. o. F. hall.
Charles F. Kuster, C. P.
John Eckerman. Scribe.

WYOMING CAMP NO. $3.50, MOD
ERN WOODMEN OF AMERICA.
Meets second and fourth Wednesdays
III G.. A. R. hall. c. w. Bussard, v. c.
8. Wallace, Clerk.
, 1902-05-26

WAsATCH TRIBE NO g.. 1. o. R. NJ.
Meets the second and fourth Fridays Of
each month in I. o. F. hall.
Thomas C. Hunt, Sachem.
Charles M. Nissen, C. of r.
, 1902-05-26

PILOT CAMP NO 46. WOODMEN
OF THE WORLD. Meets first and
third Friday evenings in I. o. o. F.
hall. F. w. OFT, c. G.
Hugh Hynds, Clerk.
, 1902-05-26

LARAMIE LODGE NO. 4. A. o. U.
W.. Meets every Monday evening In A.
o. U. w. hall F. Brueckner, M. w.
C. w. Bussard. Recorded.
, 1902-05-26

LARAMIE TENT NO z, X. o. T. NJ.
Meets every Tuesday evening In l. o.
o. F. hall F. W. OFT, Com.
I r. Swigart, R. X.
The daily sentinel., 1902-06-23

No Rough Rider tactics OF Press
ldent Roosevelt will overcome the
opposition of those republican sen
ators, who are against the reduct
ION of tariff on Cuban sugars. A
sentimental loyalty to party viii
ordinarily make them vote with
their party on all national measure
es, but oppose the interests of the
farming element of their constlt'
uency, who are the growers OF the
sugar beet, this they will not and
dare not do. Should they vote
against the interests OF the Americ'
an beet grower, their heads would
even ually fall into the political
basket.
The daily sentinel., 1902-06-23

We sometimes h,nk that Grand
Junction is a little behind the
times when 1t Genes to pushing
matters tor the good of the whole
Naturally these thoughts will arise
when things are more than normal
lv dull But no such condition OF
trade obtains here at the present
time; hence, we should not have
such questioning thoughts, but as
thoughts are involuntary we are
helpless. But, notwithstanding our
occasional fits OF depression regards
ing the work being accomplished
and in prospect. it is truth which
is very flattering that in the gener>
al welfare of the state among the
towns named as growing, live and
up,to date, the name of Grand
Junction is very generally included
with Denver, Pueblo and Colorado
Springs. The mere recital of the
names Of these towns amounts to
nothing. but it is in being classed
with these other three towns which
we know are grandly moving to
the fore, is well defined base for
US to congratulate ourselves upon.
Grand Junction must not let the
The daily sentinel., 1902-06-23

The new vigilance commltte at
Patterson, N J, formed to drive
out the reds" should be Of the
halr-trigger variety. A red handed
anarchist who cries Down with all
order" should have little consldera
ton at the hands of vigilance
com nlttee
The daily sentinel., 1902-06-23

1t is a wonder that some OF the
very intelligent e. newspaper 'wrlt>
ers in the state have not yawped
something about the editorial con>
vention 1t is up to Dave Day to
say something about hot foot ed
itors or third raterS.'