The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1902-07-23

10 humanity" said Cri., BarIenLei,r.
sJismEly. The physicians tell u that mus
tJches accumulate microbes. These mi
cTcheS are gradually br-athed into the SyS-
ten and brinE ahOct dire results. We may
BE- life savers, Certainly there can be no
excuse Tor wearing musglChss IN the sum
the ladies will thank Us. few of the fair
srN are fond Of the hriSti-S men adOrn. Or
think they adOTu themselves with"
II IS the purpose OF the club 10 initiate
every man they can iUy,iSig into the or
der. AMI lively cHmpL guiag has already
commenced on lower Market. from IhlFd
street To the Levey-
George Werner. manager Of the barber
stop At the Planters Hotel. was shocked
Yesterday when he heard OF the Mustach-
Goodness knows" he says. I'VE already
have enough 10 do without tackling those
elongated lips which ! sincerely hope will
not become common l guess. however. We
can even Up scores with these friends or
ours" And ne smiled knowingly.
Each new member tells e rev story or
how he looked and felt. and what his Trends
sad about him after he bade SC9d-by 10
dropping. or pointed. bgiStliug or silky mus
tachvs. They say. for instance. that fcN
recognized Robert HeitZ. and that Herman
PcsOld was not known At his own home,
The set OF bylaws framed FOR the club
follow:
Constitution and BYLAW.
Article / The first article this. the Mus
tsehsie4s club; PrSyoi e y Term is he ss,i mus
Get into a bari.Fs chair aud tell the barb.r
20 procure a battle AK and c~aoppinE block Have
t h.n uP iPsgFi iF me and sah3 2Ssa fnd SsSSN ni Esn e .,ru SS1 Sat9
his conversation long enough 20 amputats the
hir~ut~ al rcmsnt Without subjectiug the can
Giiat~ To- EuIilUtinc possihNltics.
When he has CHOPPED OF o." precious relic y
baFbsrism. direct that he hold the disertegrat"i
parts rrvcr-utly in his f-IehuEeEs willis the
electric fans WhiTr overhead.
Article Il Lying prone In the baIbcrs chair-It
Is a good place % Ne-cach candidate for mean
bsrShip will repeat this obligation
"Hsraus nit ihm. au r-VJir.' thu motto Of thu
order. Il must - repeated = IN head bowed. rs
= s!Cn 10 the barber 10 Permit the severed hairs
o. foo GENTLY upon the beer. and. mnyh4p. 10
fall under the collar ~ the man Ia the next
other symbol illustrated Iv keeping TIE head
bowed IS that the candidate fully realize that
the barber = r-ddy To- Get busy with his razHr
on . patch % Cuticle which has uUt been touched
by the moving machine for many a harvest
Article III. The candidate has the option OF pre-
serving the muStaChlOs. be may even present.
them 20 his wife or sweetheart 20 use Tor
stufhnE a sofa pillow: But, hrst the erswhiis
rlSes-a few ounces will do. i costs about 81
an ounce. but SMELLS good
Article ". The candidate Will then be led upon
the street II his friends do not recognize him
~ once. then he + 20 rake himself known ~
q loud ''halIoar' and when they laugh he - to
buy one round Of rotations He i TO he u; n
thus lightly IN honor Of the departed must9ch-.
which must have been a noble one 70 have
covered I'd 50 much OF his face.
Fined IL He L. Recognized
Article V. Il his friends discover him AZ first
blush and remark TINT h Looks like a peeled
onion or 4 vaudeville comedian. he e 10 be
Enei two rounds ~ liquid refreshments fOr the
aFsemtled r1ultitu.le. having shown that his face
looks like something. even without hair.
Article VI II the friends Of the candidate
should stop and ask hims Why. Bill. what have
yOu been doing ~ yourself then he VIII be