The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1902-03-23

more hopefully. Twice already since
me boom started there has not been 4
copy on sale. and now the editions are
going ahead by the FIVE thousands.
For those who are at all interested in
political situations OF the various pow
e,s, more particularly Of England. a
recently issued collection of parodies on
Alice in Wonderland" win prove OF in
. ierest- Thev re called CLARA Blum
Gerland. " - re-lline Lewis Clara is
evidently -r. Al bur Balfour. dressed
as little g.r. I'D attended by various
nurses, wLo assist her in making a
Irish stew One day Clara had a fall
down q hole IN a putting green. where
she had gone TO get her golf ball.
I do wish. she cried ont, that I
mad Geraldine Gerald Balfour) with
me. Then / could hide in some s1binet
or other. where ] should never be no
ticed, and, perhaps, when the AbeTa-
tlonals had eaten her UP, they wOuldn' [
be hungry for me. When clara
reached the bottom she found herself
safe and sound on q seat in a large
( hall fun of green chairs (the house Of
commons A white rabbit" sat in
front and shouted. order, Order.'
When they started to read a bill Clara
tried to get out, but every door was
locked; the best she could do was to
get a glimpse Of "a beautiful garden"
carpeted with flowers Of hereditary in
telect. and filed with hundreds CT
happy children, of whom three formed
a quorum, and Of whom some seemed
to be more than half awake 0he house
Of lords. The Dalmeny Cat is an i'm
persOnation Of Lord Rosebery. Boer-
dom and Beknighted deal with South
Africa and the war Office and Dragon
and Turnturtle refer 10 China and
Turkey.
A life Of Ellen Terry has just been
published in London. and the stage
"reminiscences of Clara Morris are is
sued there with d very pleasing intro
ductiOn by Mary Anderson. Ex-Em-
press Eugene is said TO be at work
upon her autobiography. but not for
publication. Her purpose. according to
the report, is TO place the manuscript
in some public institution, where il
may he consulted by anyone who de-
sires to refer to it. The life Of Queen
Alexandra win be issued shortly. The
author is Mrs. Sarah Tooley. who wrote
The Personal Life Of Queen Vic
toria."
one of the leading literary chron-
iclers Of England, who is a sturdy de-
fender of Kpling's point of view in
The Islanders, IS very joyful over the
discovery in "D0Oleys Opinions" Of the
same sort of a standpoint in spite of
the fact that Dooley has himself Sc
verely criticised Kipling's 'wurrukin'
PONIES" 1t is in his dissertation on
athletics that Mr.. Dooley has COM
mitted himself.
why is England losin' her supree-
macy, Hinnissy2 Because Englishmen
get down to their jobs at ilivin O'Clock
figurin' a gOluf scoor on their cuffs an
lave at a quarter 70 twelve on a bicy-
Gle. Ye can't keep yer eye on
the ball an on tn money at tn same
time. we've got TO be wan thing or
another in this Wurruld. I niver knew
a good card player or a great sports
man that cud do much Of anything
else Did ye liver hear " Grant
wearin' any medals f'r a hundherd-
yard dash? Did annyWan liver tell We
Nv tn number iv base hits made be
Abraham Lincoln. Is there amy rec
ord iv George Washin' ton dOin a turn
on thrapeze, or Thomas Jefferson
gettin' tn money fr THROWN tn ham
mer? In me younger days twas not
considered ray5Pictable f'r to be an
athlete An athlete was always a man
that was not sthTOng enough fr
wurruk. Fractions druv him firm
school an tn YagTancy laws druv him
to baseball