The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1902-02-07

There have been no less than twenty
aides in to-day asking for this hat.
rhey saw II yesterday before you
bought II. you know. and they are an
n them Just wild to get II.
Lucky Customer; Come 10 think Of
H. III take that hat home. don't
know whether to keep Il or not. IN
think II over.
slightly Personal
j! .
Slender Indlvidual-Did understand
you TO say sir, that you get out at the
next station7
Stout Party-Yea. did. sir-And
what OF ~
Slender Individual with great ro-
lie) the train'll be getting
on faster after that.
No Engagement
Patlence-Then you say they arc not
engaged. after alig
Patriee-No. II was all a mistake.
You see. he proposed while they were
out horseback riding.
yes. heard that"
"weli. he thought she was Jumping
at his proposal. but she never can helm
jumping when she's on horso."
bringing Her Down.
The Prospective cook--whAt time d
yez how preakfastY
Mistress-we have II at scvon.
No response.
Mistress-or half-past sewn, ID
eight, or haif-past eight.
The Prospective Cook-Thot'a better
ol1l give yez n wakes thrial.--mdEa
No, Sentiment a, All.
Miss Wallnower Ia much more SEN
tlmental than thought. She kosps
every letter that old lover Of hers
writes her"
THAT isn't sentimental, my dear; u
is good, hard. breash-of-promiss
sense"
selected Wit
Ho--Don't you, think . month = toa
long for our wedding trlpf Bhe-'Why.
no. IN take caro- that you don't un-
deratand mo by that time.-Brooklyn
Life.
How ridiculous for you 70 fall IN
love with that artist don't believe
he ever sold picture" But. papa
he says II no marrles me he won't have
to."-Life.
rs a diplomat ever justified In using
preyarication asked his friend.
well" said the diplomat, "he ia GER
tainly not justified in calling It by that
name."-Puck.
well, thank Heaven, you've never
seen mo run after people who hRva
money" mo; but I've seen people run
after you because you didn't have mon
ey."-stray Stories.
Clara Clarence, what did Laura's
new Paris hat look llke3 Clarence
Well. II had one OF these big black
hearse things on each corner. and one
In the midde.-Detroit Free Press.
Stranger lin Kern county)-Ia this
county noted for anything besides its
oil wells7 Native-Lord. yesi Ever
since We struck oil IT'S been noted for
lts beautiful dobutantes" and queen
ly matrons. Puck.
Mrs Crawford-How did you come 10
ask your husband for an auto2 Mra-
Crabshaw-whlle knew he would 70
fuse. hoped he might compromise o.
an automobile coat That was what !
really wanted.-Judge.
Mrs. Crabshaw-At New Year you're
ready enough to swear OF what an
you. but you never keep your prom
Uses. Crabshaw-Thafs your fault. my
dear. Why don't you furnish me reso-
lutlons that are warranted not 10
break7-Judge.
You're a fraud. sir" cried the In
dlgnant patient. you guaranteed
your medicine TO cure after everything
else failed, and" "Well, my dear
SIR" replied the fake medicine man
probably you haven't tried everything
else. "-Phlladclphla Press.
yes" said the Fairy Prince. you
may have whatever you want for .
Christmas present II will choose"
said the Fortunate Person, either
wife or an automobile" How fool
iahl" exclaimed the Fairy Prince.
why do you not select something that