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The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1902-04-29
Reward 500.

70 There being belief prevalent in
the neighborhood that the dwelling
owned by Mrs. Jennie Bunce, which
was destroyed by fire on April IS, 1902,
was set on fire by an incendiary, we
hereby offer a reward of 800 to any
person who will furnish sufficient evi-
dence to convict the guilty party.
THE OREGON FIRE RELIEF ASS.
McMinnville. Or.
A. C. Chandler. Secy. 4-29-6t.
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1902-04-29
WHY?

Why is It Geo. c, VIII, the music
and sewing machine dealer, sold all
these churches, lodges and schools or
gans. As a rule the best musicians are
appointed as committees in these
cases:
List Of Sales.
South Methodist church. Salem
North German Baptist church. sa-
lem.
United Brethren church. Salem
German Lutheran church, on State
street, Salem.
German Lutheran church, on Cen
ter street, Salem.
Presbyterian church, Salem.
Evangelical church, East Chemeke-
Ia street, Salem.
Congregational church, on 18Th
street, Salem,
l. o. o. f. lodge, Stayton.
Baptist church. Stayton.
Methodist church, Stayton.
Degree of Honor. Mill City
Degree OF Honor, Aumsvlle
Methodist church, Aumsyille
H.,a,t n-,.hvt,rfop ,k,,r,h
Battle Creek school
District No is, two miles east Of
salem.
Public common school
Clear Lake school
Kaiser school
Wheatland school
South Methodist church, Dallas.
Christian church, Dallas,
Methodist church, Brooks.
I. o. o. r, Hubbard
I. O %, r.. Buena Vista
I, o o. =, siNerton
I. O. o, r., Scots Mills.
Christian church. Scett's Mills
Liberty school
dope Chapel
friends. at Sunnyside.
Also. for instance, last week / and
Mrs. WIN sold eleven sewing ma
chimes, II you need anything in the
nne OF pianos. organs and sewing ma
chimes. call and you may also conclude
10 patronire MIR. Win Tor the same rea.'
sons.
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1902-04-29
A SAN FRANCISCO PHYSICIAN.

Uses Herpioide Successfully in Treat
ing syoosis Of the Beard.
lie says; "lrecently treated a case
of sycosis (similar to BARRIERS itchO
OF the lower Hip, with Newbro's Herpi-
eide, There was an extensive loss OF
beard with Inflammation extending well
down ON the chin. The result OF the
application OF Herpicide was most
gratifying. The loss OF beard ceased
and a new growth Of hair is now TAX
ing place over the once inaamed area.
(Signed Melville L. O'Nen, NJ d..
"Si5 Howard ST.
san Francisco. Cal"
Herpicide kills the dandruff germ
and causes the hair TO grow abundant,
y
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1902-04-29

McMinnyile Is requesting the south
en Pacific Company TO erect better
depot In that city.
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1902-04-29

A. M. clouah, successor TO D. z.
Hunslneer Funeral Director, 1o7 State
Street, Phone, Office, 1851; residence,
221, Salem, Oregon.
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BORN.

the family home, in this
city. Tuesday, April 29, 1902, to Mr..
and Mrs. A. w. Giesy, a son.
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1902-04-29

q A. x RIA.
,,.n,A. 1Ils kld ies haa Nd1R Bolgh
''',;'''' &zHzZzzsI
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The public school at Amity was
closed for the term on account of
diphtheria.
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1902-04-29
F. A. WIGGlNS

255.25T Liberty ST., salem.
Farm Machinery, Wagons. Buggies,
Bicycles. Sewing Machines.
~ sewing Machine Repairing by n.
n BuTley.
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1902-04-29
NEW TODAY.

Lost.-An Irish setter male, red color,
slipped his collar and escaped Mon
day, answers to the name of "Blon-
die" Return TO Dr, W. A. Cusick,
Salem. for reward 4-29-3t"
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1902-04-29

Maearonl No. l.. Large box. white and
yellow.
IS cents
Large fancy Silver Prunes.
sc per lb.
10 Pounds Pink Beans,
25c.
8 Pounds Italian Prunes.
25c.
3 Cans Tomatoes.
2Sc
Al Flour ger sack.
zoe.
cans Salmon.
25c.
Sweet.0ranges. perldoz.
zoe,
Lemons, per dozen
15c.
Shoulders,
&c lb.
Scotch oats l0c per Package.
Jumbo muSh, 2 IL ID Package
sc
21-2 ID packages premium mush
2 for Is or q for 25c
W- Highest price always paid for
country produce.
N. T, RINEMAN
1872 State st. Telephone 1871
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Remember We have only a few OF
them. You will never have huch an
offer again
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1902-11-16
La flOtilla de
tOrpederoS.

La floti,ls de torpederoy ameri-
canos que tomsr6 parte en- las manic
bras navales en- aguss de Pho Rico,
ne compone de los siguientes, CON
sus jefes respectivos.
sDesatur.. Teniente Llody H.
Chandler. Barney. Tenients Gre.
CORY G. DAWSON 1Bagley, a Tenien.
te Stanford e. Misses. sBiddle, ,sTs.
niente Rnfns j. Johnston, Jr. sTho.
rnton, : sAbanderado Samuel B. Tho
mas. sStock tom. Teniente w. +.
Cluverius. sW skes1.
Los eitados harcos llevan unA do
taci6n de ID offciales, mn m6iieo y
232 marinos. Et sWilkes., el Thor.
nton. y sl sDscAtnr,. SON los mls
nuevos, habisndo antrldo en- servicio
ep 10. de Jsnio del corriente aiio.
In fotilla fonde6 en- el puerto
de Ponce seg6o telegrama de Iues.
tro corresponsal 81 dia il 6 las 8 de
IN mAliana aaliendo s las 2 p. m. pa
IN el puerto de Jobos.
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F'ACECIA.

LEI verdad que tu suegra ha
conservAdo su lucidez hastA eli d IT,
mo momanto do su vidai
..iYa 10 creoi Fig6rate que dos
minutos antes de morir me tir6 nm
frakco de medicines s 10 cabeza.
En- IL calIe:
..Ahf W nm hombYe que STEM
pre- veO con envfdia.
II Y qni6n eal
Uno que astuvo euamorando &.
mi muier antss que 20, y quien ella
10 do calabazas.
En nm restaurant:
"A iCamarero, trafgsme usted o.
ira chuletal
Z. Es u tercers, se1lorito.
mo importa. Tfsfgamela q.
con muchas Judas. Va sabe mated
que soy vegetariano.
Un avaro aabe one GIRO avaro,
amigo suyo. ha heredado una gran
fortuna:
ii Dichoeo o6l--exclama-iAterra
el pansar 10 q va & ahorrars ese hon.
bre!
90
Un m6diso oil snista detfa CON.
frecuencfa:
..Nada tan fxcil como distin-
guir & los verdaderos locos de los
otros hombres. Los X COS no tienen.
mas que unA locura y los demxs las
tienen tod&s.
s 90
On dependieI t7 de una tianda
VI & casa de nm parroquiano rebeide,
cobrar unA f4ctura. .s11.:sss5,
Le ruego s usted one me pa
que. le dice, porque el amo me ha
amenaxldO con despedirme 81 no lo-.
gro cobrar ID cusnta.
Pobre joyenL exclAma el pa-.
rrOquiano. Como s6 conoce que e.
te hombrs quiere dsshaCsrse de ns-
ted
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O!Ioln{|| | O.
C.,1sStl..

II .ssAs s is 8 VS.
ll8 afIosl Edad bell lisima aue.
deslfxase entire afectos " caficias:
iluSiOneS " eSperanzaS.
Esperanzas & ilusiOnes herfno
sas; caricias u afectos tiernos.
Primavera de La vida en- que la
mujer, rayana en- todos los esplen-|
dores de su belleza en- toda Ia
hermosura de sus encantos, mues-
trase alegre, placentera, feliz.
Edad de ensueflos, alegrfas, pla-
ceres e imprasi0nes gratas. I N
Edad de amores. lEdad bendita
en- que 4 sentir Sc empieza i 4
querer Sc llega, sin que nubecillas
crises oscurezcan iamas ell cielo.
diafano de la -felicidad nacientel
lle anosl Hoy los cumples ga
llarda, colmada de gracias, trigue-l
ma genial de negros ojitos y bellos'
encantos. sss
1Feliz seas por siempre, y en-
venturosa existencia de placeres 81
alegrfas, realizadas una tras otra,
yeas las aspiraciones todas de tu
alma! s
y Pero ioh extrana singularidad!
En- esa edad hermosa y florida,
bendita y feliz, que solo representa-
para la mujer, ensue1os, deleites,
ilusiones, dichas sin fin, til ioh
criatura espiritual y bella! mues-
trate exceptional y sublime.
En- la angelica expression de tn
semblante reheiase una felicidad
completa; goces 'indecibles que ha-
lagarte quieren; alegrfas que to-
emocionan; placeres que tie sonrien;
pero en- medic de esa felicidad, de
esos goces, de esas alegrias y de
esos placeres, manifestase tambien,
elocuente 6 indescriptible, una con-
trariedad palpable.
Contrariedad nacida de algo
que To impnlsa y te detiene; que
en- ocasiones te preocupa y a veces
olyidass
II Que to inspira Hevando q til
mente concepciones lisonjeras y fan
tasticaS, y a tu coraZon sentimien-
tos apasiOnados de ternura.
A1go que en- felices dias, de
gratos recuerdos, impulsabate a
arrancar a los registros de tu te-
clado harm6nicos sonidos de delica-
do sentimentalismO.
.Algo que concibes y sientes;
que en- ,inexplicable paradoja, hace-
tristes tus alegrias y alegres tus
tristezas; que comprendes y piensas;
pero que explicar no quieres.
SY como hacerlo?
Isl es ell secreto de tu alma
virgen!
Isl es Ell alma de tus ilusiones
bellas!
Y adn contrariada; adn preo-
cupada con diferencias inverosimiles
que no existen, y con reparos ca
prichosos que nj fundados tendrian
significaciQn alguna, eres feliz, y to
sientes dichosa, porque lejos de in
tentar arrojar de tu coraz0n Ell ideal
que 10 enam0ra, le acoges con ca
rifo, le acaricias con delete y abri-
gas en- tus ensuefos juveniles es-
peranzas de dias mejores de venturas
infinitas.
iAlborear placentero de la vi
da!
Pero llegaran para ii esos dias
felices, y hermosas realidades con-
firmaran entonces los suenos dora
dos de tn alma.
@. GN4'ct0 G007,0.
Nvbre. l6.-l9O2,
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s & 2 1 S &

Que no publicamos comunica1os
Sin que sean ri eados por a1elan-
tal1O. 5s#s
CSda seis palabra4 . cuentan por.
nm hnea = lfnea va1e liex cen-
- caxtas que yen9an don 60
q sin q import no = con-
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ORA
xnto1 q fa6O Orio Huma
Mug6n obs. cfsclo 81 ictoxi hEa.
mrs. #. srtradis z: 7 s,.,s1 5assas a.
Cartas deteni1as en n Adminis.
TRACTION de Correos de esta ciud4d.
f,etras S. g. u. N Safrees Oh
HoaWafd 6nti 81 Soil
yeras, nsj sjero, R TsOd0.
rio, 8 Urdapota eleE.
Vargas alefA IL. Walbre.
RETRETA
Esta noche dArk retreta On III
plaza priacipal \ hAnda dal bats.
lion Pueftorriq ueilo. B y. q 8 .ss u
Aysr tarde hIcisron nna yisita
I & IL ekeel de Pnorta de Tserxa. II
senior Procurador General, Mr..
Harlan u don Msximino Luznnaris'
Jefe de prisoner, saliendo Ambos
conplAcidos del estado en qns se
encontraba dicho estAbI eCirniento.
s IN AESTRO
Ha sido nombradO prcfSsor de-
ings6s da 1as escuelAs az GnayAniIl2i
Mr. IA. w Marin, recien llegKdo de
los E u s3stss - 7sS'5s
MANIOBRAE.
Ls ffagata dc gnerrs alemana
surtA en- nuestro paerto ha venido
con 81 obieto ID preaenciar Ias M.
niobrsa nayales duo e calebrsrfu i
en sguas a II Isls % Calebra nor
Ii sicuadra amaricHns. .s:.
RECEPCI0N.
El Hon. Gobsrnador no cele-s
brar& rocepci6n mafisn debfdo A
que no se han 1cabado las decorAeio-
mes de IL Sala de recspcs 6a.
q; GO, .ats 3 8 =. = = ! ! =
80 = 8. 49, = Il ra.ai 5. 81 s,. -. -
-, q p. go =, honnr s., A. 4. a
a. i. = rs,s.t. , Il. ,,a,-. - !. .StnnI, ss
- = = " 4 ApnP q IS -Pf1NrsE !.
u.+. .r.,,. 80 ..iix 80. 49, -. /. n,,,,s
a.a s aai .-, snr 81 var vannr d -1amarics 4 ~, ~
.pcrcs - - - 1>,'-.-'
o nTrrrrs
Aunnua nuad.r Mas. = ! 1 cnsv.has I
NO nnr $40 asia a. bshari1 z 1dnIna "a
ION fruta en cssouitos, en 81 nor.
tsl ia II cssa M marc Rn - ladn ial
Avnntamianto Hav asamas tahann
= c;osrr;lios IA 1.s ,nsscra. - vasss :.
G-e m.h;xs Ls "a .. ~
ae 0syn.y o-ou l' ny Psssss 1e
kosysp nmmnum.r
-
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1902-11-16

xsntino d;h or,oen & nm. am;or.-
ci6n Se oantss cn1tss & Tt.l;. - cor
su r. fnaneia "a Ies. rro116 - Eters-
1rr. ;..i;.m. Is 80 ~. J - =. -. soa 90
ist;n.s n-a .nr....t -. 1 Sa...;".. IT,
o,xsics. . 4se =, .ohosT sohos W ,n s .ssn rIosaa.s
rnmsnos " "''A e Ao' o'
El italiano an sumamanta musf.
cal; nero puede deeirge. one hs lie.
gado n mfximo de an dessrrollo nor
falta da territorio donda extandar:
se.
Estab,ec;ando una comnaraci6n
entre el inc a.. al ruso = laa Iangrss
hi1psno q 9rturuea ss Que ron los
tres idiomss one NO han lieeado &
tomsr In densidsd de uua SON sucep.
tibles y baciendo mn cflculo htpot4.
tieo fnndsdo an lca dstos antariores
resultarfs. cue. ,nohlado todo al ia.
rritorio an nua adj uns de estas
lenguas puede extendarse. 81 porve.
mir de In lenRua Rusa ed sar hablada
.por 40. OOO. 600. al da Il jnoIasa por
485, ,OOO, 900 v In espanola Dor
4S0, 900. 900.
Es indudable Que este cxlculo
- A.. - SH Ak
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Sc Eenden.

Todos los utueb1es y DENTS
anseros de nnas sSass, ati como unas
gran variedad de rosales y arbustos
de- Sas6n 81 !
V6snse en- h calle de San Fran ]
cisco SO.
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PESAME.

El microbes falleci6 en- Csyey
Il nina Cruz, HIS de don Enerencia-s
no Vszquez. I'LL iueves por i tarde
tuVo lugar el sepelio del eadkver 81
que asisti6 numerosa concurrancia. !
Maestro p6same { Il sftgida fa. ]
milia. - s
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y = de I" #. eco 30 de p 1s0
q - de la f. 500 Entrepont q Ioo
Mnos hasa AMOS gratis hasa cuaro IA raaaie
hasta amos medic pasae de paseio eno ~
Las anias conputen pasajes ten1x nm. "a.
baja pSS son.fs una ie-
s exp ssl as.es Dc d. vuslta esa d Is ps
]. T. Iva Banking and Commercial & Co
coNSIGNATARIoS.
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SALIDA

Precios de Posuies
DE SAN JUAN PR, AL HAvRE VICE-vERSA:
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De venta en- casa de. Sres. j. Z.
Silva B. & g. g.
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lARapito dlal Toro.
Rdro Curnr "a Refsgodo sgs u dtd

tome las PASTTLLAS LAxANTE On BROMo
QUININA. ri boticario le sdevo1ver& el diner0 81
no se cura In drna de :. W. GR0VE % haila
The Kalispell bee., 1902-09-23
ORIGIN OF THE KISS.
The Greek Story of the Way III
Which 1t Came Into Being.

The Greek Story of the Way In
Which 1t Came Into Being.
Kissing is usually accepted as an
agreeable fact, and it's theory and his
tory are ignored but if kissing did not
begin with Adam and Eve it began
with the beautiful young Greek shep-
herdess who found an opal on one of
the hills of Greece and, wishing to
give it to a youthful shepherd whose
hands were busy with his flock, let
him take it from her lips with his own,
says Science Siftings. Thus the kiss
was invented, and perhaps the popular
superstition against the opal may be
traced back to the same incident. for
Osculation has wrought great tragedies
in the worlds history.
kissing was once an act of religion.
The nearest friend of dying person
performed the right of receiving his
soul by kiss, supposing that it es-
capped through his lips at the moment
of expiration. 1t is said that kissing
was first introduced into England by
royalty. The British monarch Vorti-
germ gave a banquet in honor Of his
Scandinavian allies, at which Rowena,
the beautiful daughter of Hengist, was
present. During the proceedings, after
pressing a brimming beaker to her
lips, she saluted the, ,astonished and de-
lighted monarch with a kiss 'after the
manner of her people,"
The most honorable royal kiss on rec
ord is that which Queen Margaret Of
France in the presence of the whole
court one day imprinted on the lips of
the ugliest man in the kingdom, Alain
Charter, whom she found asleep. TO
those around her she said, Il do not
kiss the man, but the mouth that has
uttered so many charming things"
The Kalispell bee., 1902-09-23
The Demon of Indigestion.

Cooks and housekeepers have no.
bier mission than they as a class seem
to be aware of. 1t is that of feeding
the human being and keeping him in
health and good working condition. A
poorly fed man is likely to be misera-
BILE. Few if any of us are able to rise
above conditions.
ga sick man, SIR" said DR.. Johnson,
"is always a scoundrel." The language
is perhaps somewhat strong and lack
ing in charity, but it contains good
grain of truth. The dyspeptic, who sees
the world given over to evil and daily
growing worse, is very likely to think
himself unable to swim against the cur
rent and to drift to disaster. eve
are saved by hope" but without good
digestion faith, hope and charity are
almost impossible.
The Kalispell bee., 1902-09-23
MARSTON MELANGE,
(Correspondence.)


S. J. Dahlberg made visit to the
ranch the first part of last week, and
on Tuesday evening his neighbors as
sembled at his home accompanied by
violinists and pleasant time was
participated in.
H. r. Berndt, special agent of the
general land Office, passed through
Marston Friday, enroute for Tobacco
Plains, where he is looking into some
fraudulent land business.
There is considerable travel over
the Kalispell-Tobacco trail these
days. Seems to be mostly people go
ing to or coming from the Alberta
country.
N Ramsey, who has spent the sum
mer at the Dahlberg ranch, left
Thursday morning for points in
Washington.
Bob Reid and wife of Tobacco
passed through Marston on Thursday
enroute for Kalispell, where Bob is
delegate to the county convention
Marston, Sept. 10, 1902.
The Kalispell bee., 1902-09-23
APPRENTICE ouARRELs.
Young French WOrI<men Travel Al
ways Ready For a Flight.

Young French WOrIxmen Travel Al
ways Ready For "a Fight.
Jealousies between the workmen's
corporations in France result in "Ho-
meric" combats, bloody battles. 1t is
the one bad side of an institution that
is otherwise SO truly fraternal.
They start out in companies, rarely
alone, to make their tour of France" !"
Before coming back to continue their
work in their own villages the young
apprentices go together from town to
town to study on the ground the mas
terpieces of their trade and to see the
best that the genius of their ancestors
has produced. 1t is the knight erran-
try of the workman.
He earns his living en- route, perfects
himself in his profession, learns from
one master and another, sees, COM
pares, studies, admires. He gathers his
humble harvest of souvenirs and i'm
pressions, enjoys the full vigor of his
early years and passes his youth along
the sunny highways.
Unfortunately there is disagreement
among the societies." In everything
there is found a pretext for quarrels.
The society of the Pere Soubise is
jealous of that of Maitre Jacques, and
the Enfants du Solomon take part in
the quarrel whenever possible.
Two companies meet on the road.
The two leaders, the master compan-
ions," stop at twenty PAGES from each
other.
"Haltv' says one.
"Halt!' says the other.
"What trader"
Carpenter. And your
"Stonecutter. Companion~
Companion"
"Your society-country%
And according to the repiy they drink
from the same gourd or fight. The
melee becomes general. They fight,
fist and stick, until the road is Uttered
with those who are wounded, some
times even to the death.-Harper' S
Magazine.
The Kalispell bee., 1902-09-23
Stories of Children.

Teacher-What is velocity, Johnny
Johnny-Velocity is what a feller lets
go of bumblebee with.
The Parson-My boy, Pm sorry to
see you flying your kite on the Sab
bath. Small Boy-Dat's all right, mis-
ter Dis kites made Nv a 'ligious pa
per. See?
Small Ned, hearing number of
frogs in a pond making a hideous
noise, exclaimed. MY goodness, but
the froggies must sleep awful soundp'
"Why do you think so?" asked his
mother. "Cause they snore so loud,''
replied Ned.-St. Louis Post Dispatch.
The Kalispell bee., 1902-09-23
x Gle Social (lDblrI x

when we take them, grasp like bands
of a giant, his heart the heart of a
tyrant and he gives us to drink of a
cup in which sweet is mingled with
bitter. The sweet is soon forgotten
and the taste of the bitter remains and
we hardly know whether to be happy
and bless him or to be unhappy and
scold him, for he has changed all
things We cannot tell whether to
weep for the old world we have lost
Or shout for the new world we have
found. Love, the first, the greatest,
the most cruel, the most inestimable
of passions. A little love has de-
stroyed many a great friend p.
The merest outward semblance of
love has made such havoc as no in
tellect could repair. The reality has
made heroes and. martyrs and trai-
tors whose names shall not be for
gotten for glory or shame. Helen is
not the only woman whose smile kin
died the beacon of ten years war,
nor Antony the only man who lost
the world for a caress, and loves day
is not yet over, nor have men and
women outgrown the power of love.
To live with the knowledge that ano-
ther heart beats with you and for
you, another living, loving human be-
ing thinks of and cares for you
then is your happiness complete-un-
til the awakening.
The Kalispell bee., 1902-09-23

Sing a song
OF ping-pong!
When Alice serves to me
1 dance around the table
With blithe agility.
"Thirty-love!" she murmurs.
Placing on the line.
Alice may be thirty,
But the love is mine.
Then l make a rally,
Catch her off her guard;
Now, it's my advantage
Alice takes it hard.
Deuce, again! She smashes,
And | come to shame;
Her advantage follows,
So she wins the game.
Sing a song
Of ping-pong!
Ball against the net;
I am winning Alice,
While Alice wins the set!
The Kalispell bee., 1902-09-23
Dancinn School.

At the opera hall Wednesday even
ing, September "a. the dancing school
will be on from $3.50 to $3.50, then a
social dance, which will continue un-
til 1870. Admission, gentlemen so
cents, ladies free. Everybody cor
daily invited to attend.
The Kalispell bee., 1902-09-23
Envy the Rubes.

Don't laugh at the man from the
country who comes to town without
patent leather shine. That team
of his have got it on their harness.
Don't laugh because he gapes at a
horseless carriage. Ten to one you
wouldn't know a harrow from a hay
rake, or an Ayrshire from Holstein
Don't give him a merry ha-ha be-
cause he wears a five dollar suit. It
is paid for, and he hates tailor bills
worse than the devil.
Don't swell on yourself and call
him a pumpkin because he cuts the
sweat from his brow with his fore
finger instead of silk swipe. That
sweat fertilizes the ground 60 bush
els to the acre and feeds the world
Go out in YOUR 10x6 back yard, cut
down the weeds, tidy up, raise blis-
ter and complain to your wife what
slave you are.
Go to, ye scoffers, who rail at the
man in the country and call him
Rube.
Compare
Do you have that stone in YOUR
crop feeling after meals? Take a pill
then look at the farmer and pity
yourself. He doesn't even know what
the word indigestion means. Give
him a dictionary and he would think
h o+i
ton.
His boss?
Time checks? Is
Pay days?
Crowded store workshop?
Strike?
The farmer bossed, putting in a
time check, waiting for pay day
well, hardly!
His own boss, the only check he
knows about is that paper one from
the grain buyer, and the leather one
over the neck of the colt he is break
ing. Every day is pay day with him
drawing on the soil in summer and
the bush in winter. Lucky chap, got
two banks, both founded on God.
His workshop the acres, perhaps
800 of them, were rooted by sweep
ing skies, served by the sun seasons,
tickling the soil, and watching the
earth laugh grain, he is master of
the situation and doesn't know it.
True his boots are beaded with
dew of dawn, and his shirt damp
with the moisture of the cleaning,
but his soul is as sound as the great
tree that shelters his stock in the
open.
Crowded, yes; sometimes the barn
cries enough, and he stacks beside
it.
And when the lean year comes and
the world is chastened, when homes
are wrecked and suicide made by a
stroke of the ticker, when panic is
in the air and poverty pinches, when
the black flag floats to a peaked
wind, when the cry for bread goes
up from the cities, when they steal
to keep from. starving, then he kills
a hog and is happy, and his wife in
nocently throws the liberal sweep
ings from her table to the chickens.
Envy the farmer. Perhaps we are
the Rubes.
The Kalispell bee., 1902-09-23
Limited Choice.

Father-Johnny, see your little
brother has the smaller apple. Did
you give him his choice, as sug-
gested.
Johnny-Yes. father; l told him he
could have his choice-the little one or
none-and he took the little one.--
Chums.
The Kalispell bee., 1902-09-23
ORCHARD PARK ADDITION.

Acre Property Within Five Minutes
Walk of the Business Center of the
City.
Inquire of the Conrad National
Bank, or of J. q. Gibson, room %
Conrad Bank Building.