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The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1902-04-01
BEFORE HE TOOK vooELers
He Could Not Touch His wtfc's Dinner.
ana They Were "Fit For a king

SO writes our esteemed friend. Mr..
Frank Chambers. OF . Bennett St.. CHS.
wick For over two years / su1cred agon.
les from Indigestion. and became reduced
to mere shadow OF my stavart self.
would return home from nay business feel.
ing go faint that could hardly drag ono
lex after the other: my dear wife did all
she possibly could Go tempt me with dam
~ dishes. and as ! entered the house I
smiled and thought. oh how good. /
know j can cat that But alas, no sooner
had | eaten few mouthfuls. when ! Ielt
sick; severe paine shot through my chest
and shoulder blades. my ewes swan and
everything seemed black / became
alternately hot and cold. and got up
from such dainty dinner heartily sicl,
OF living, and feeling | was sore trial TO
everybody. / may mention that / was
also very much troubled with "a scalv skin
and often boils. But one evening no
uccd my wife seemed more cheerful than
usual. ] questioned her and found she
had been reading a pamphlet she had re-
ceived, OF men afflicted just as 1 was. and
who had been cured by Vogeler's Com
pound. Said she, What gives me more
faith in it is that it is made from the for
mula of an eminent physician now in ac
tive practice in the West End of London
SO am sure 1t is no quack thing. "AIl
right, dear let's have a bottle. said
After taking the contents OF the first hot
tic ] felt very much better. and deter
mined TO give this remedy a fair trial. and
! can positively assure you that a few bot
ties have made q new man OF me. can
sleep well, eat anything and thoroughly
enjoy life. ] have told several OF my
friends, whom 1 knew were suffering the
same as myself, and they all wish me to
say that they arc like new men. / sin
cereiy bless the great physician who gave
you the formula of Nogeer's Curative
Compound, and also yourselves for MAX,
ING It's virtues known to suffering pub.
lie The proprietors (thc St Jacobs Oil
Ltd, Baltimorc) will send sample free
to any ono writing TO them and mentioning
this paper
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1902-04-01

until illness came upon nc three years
ago. first noticed il by being irreg-
ular AID having very painful and
scanty menstruation gradually my
general health failed ] could not en-
Joy my meals; / became languid and
nervous, With gripping pains frequently
in the groins.
advised with our family phys
ician who prescribed without any i'm
provcment. One day he said - Try
Lydia PinlIham's Remedies /
did, thank God, the next month was
better, ond it gradually built me up
until IN four months ] was cured. This
is nearly year ago ana i have not
had pain or ache since. n-BoNNIF
DELAEo, 324S Indiana Ave. Chicago.
ln.-55ooo forfeit # above testimonial Is not
genuine
Trustworthy proof is abundant that
Lydia y. Pinkham's Vegetable
compound saves thousands OF
young women from dangers resulting
from organic irrerularity. suppression
or retention Of tie nenses, ovarian or
"c-ob troubles. Refuse substitutes
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1902-04-01

You often morc's the pity.-hcar
about men killing themselves. but did
YOU ever near chat animals take thci.
own lives? There is q Florida beetle
That dies in ones hand the instant f.
is caught. from excitement. maybe.
ana SEA cucumber. akin to the star
fish, that gets so mad when you dis
turb 10 that BE throws out am its digcs-
tive organs. The crab often throws
away limb. ir ln any way 30 is made
useless. H. is easily done. In the
crabs upper arm there IFS "a little
groove and when inc grows excited
and vents 60 jerk off his arm. ho
jerks it back and off So comes at the
little woorcd ring There is % kind
of lizard that drops its tail i'm Tho
grass when the captor draws near Tho
taIl squirms ON to- attract attention.
while Mr Lizard slides out off sight
The fox VIII guaw or paw to- release
himself from q trap. and the imam.
ts. m insect bites OH Cos toes when
captured. a dog will sometimes strive
himself to death at his masters grave.
Many wild animals refuse to eat when
caught Chicago Record Herald.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1902-04-01

fhe discovery has been made that
London docs not possess public statue
of King Edward The omission is to
be repaired for it IS proposed I'm the
city TO celebrate tho coronation by the
erection of an equestrian statue of
King Edward in "a leading thorough.
fare. Liverpool Courier
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1902-04-01

he features of the human face, said
Mark Twain the other day. can readily
be compelled into kaleidoscope Of con
torhons. running the Ramut from the cx-
preston Of intense delight to the cN-
preston of eNcruciating agony You will
never wholly realize this. however until
you have the opportunity of watching
humorist in the throcs of turning out
side splitter
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1902-04-01

No matter what ails YOU. headache to a
cancer You will never get well until your
bowels arc put right. CAsCARErs help nature.
cure You without Cripe or pain. produce
cents TO start getting your healtBoack. CAS-
CARETs Candy CatharJic. the genuine pat up
in metal boxes. CVCry tablet has c. c. c.
stamped on 10. Beware oi limitations
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STATE OF ONO, CITY or TOLEDO,
Lucas County. So
FRAME j. CHENEY, mako oath that he il the
senior partner OF tho firm OF +. ]. CHENEY q
Co., doing business In the City Of Toledo.
county and State aforesaid. and that said
nrni will pay the sum of ONE HUNDRED DOL
LARS Tor eacn and every case OF cATARRH that
cannot be cured by the use OF HAII's
CATARRH CURE. FRANK ]. CHENEy.
Sworn to before me and subscribed In my
49,, presence, this 9Th dey OF December.
SEAL. A. D., 1856. A. W. GLEASON.
Notary Public.
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally. and
acts directly on the blood and mucous sur
faces OF the system. Send for testimonials
free f. j. CuESEY & Co., Toledo, o.
Sold by Druggists ,75c.
Halls Family Pills are tho best.
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Had Eczcma for three years; tried three
doctors and every advertised remedy without
erect, til tried Iettcriuc Half q box OF Tet-
terne removed all signs of The disease. &C
IL. Adams, Columbia. s. G. j0t box bv
mail from j. L. ShUptrrc. savannah. ca. f.
your druggist don't keep &c.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1902-04-01

Tommy CAT tho dinner table Mr..
Johnson. arc YOU blind
MIR Johcsoa-No my boy; why DO
you ask
Tommy Nhy. rotnn. only sister
SAID you'd get N'tr ewes opened Il you
married that JonC. g,rl.-i'it- Bits.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1902-04-01
MISS BONNIE DELANO
A Chicago Society Lady, in q
Letter to Mrs. Pinkham says

DEAR Mrs. PERRAM - OF all the
grateful daughters TO whom you have
given health and life, none are more
glad than /.
MY home and my life was happy
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1902-04-01

Suitor-Your sister and were lust
talking business ont here ON the vcranda
Her Little Broihcr-Oh. no. YOU
wernt When a fellow begins TO talk
business. sister always takes him into
the conservatory Smart Set
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&Why my dear, where have you been
until this late hour OF The night ?"
Been ont on shicnJiGc ycstigation,
n love. Was lool,n Tor th-that
s-s-shadow OF Venus :"
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send to Garfield Tea Co, Brooklyn. y. Y.
or samples Garfield Tea and Headacho
Powders-two invaluable remedies
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1902-04-01

The fellows who say that il costs no
more for two TO live than Tor one evidently
never had twins.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1902-04-01

No matter where man was born. he
owells up and claims TO be proud of it.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1902-04-01

Dyeing is as simple as washing when ron
druggists
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1902-04-01
Many School Children Are sickIv.

It's the disagreeable things that VIC
ought to remember TO forget
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1902-04-01

Chot,crtou the poet, had a passion.
amounting to mania, for studying Old
manuscripts
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1902-04-01
ne.t For tho Houels.

That man is truly happy Who doesn't
want the things he can't get
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1902-04-01

Explorers have approached within OBS
mics OF the North Pole, but the nearest
approach TO the south has been 772 miles
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1902-04-01

People with good intentions are some
times Ike al alai.1 c!1cl; that doesn't go
off
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1902-04-01

FITSpermaneUtlyc cured. No ftsornc 0us-
moss after iirstday usc 81 DT. KhDe's Great
NerVcRestorer.' s2t-iul bottle ard treatise frcc
DIR. T. Il. KLINE. Ltd, 931Arch 81. Philc, Pa.
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sTATE or onIo. &c or ToLrpo.

California has over $4,000 acres in
grapes.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1902-04-01

Garfield Headache Powders, Powdc-.s arc
sold for Zoe. one PowdCr cures headache.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1902-04-01

The people VINO neglect TO make nay
while the sun shines cut 20 ice.
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Mrs Winslow Soothing syrup for Chi drcn
teething, soften the gums, reduces innammg-
ton, allays pain. cures wind collie. 25ou bottle.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1902-04-01

G,ibbon. tie historian. relieved the &C.
dunn OF his !ohora by absolute id,eness.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1902-04-01

Garfield Headache Powder are especially
adaptcd 70 the needs of Eerv1ns women.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1902-04-01

Garfield Tea, the hCrb medicine. cures con-
stipation, sick headache and liver disorders.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1902-04-01

Some fellows never tay Go breal. them
selves OF bad habits until they are broke.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1902-04-01

do not believe Piso's CCro for Consump-
ton has an equal Tor coughs end colds -JoHy
+. BoyEa Trinity Springs. Ind. Feb. is. 1900.
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Mother Gray's Sweet Powders for Children.
used by Mother Gray, a nurse in Children'a
9omo, New York, break up Colds IN "A hours,
cure Fcvershness, Headache Stomach
Troubles, Teothing Disorders and Destroy
Worms. At all druggists, 25c. Sample mailed
FREE. Address Allen S. Olmsted. lie Roy. n. Y.
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That shadow.

Some fellows draw on their imaginations
when they have no banl; accounts 10 draw
np
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Is an inquiUtivc person always a cue.
tionaJie character
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Garfield Tea cures constipation.
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Sold by Druggists, 75c.
Halls Family Pills are tho best.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1902-06-02
SHREWSBURY REPUDLA TED.
SWORE OUT A WARRANT AGAINST NIX
WATERBURY FOR WEARING SPURS
AT POLO MATCH.

London June There is much discussion as
well indignation In polo circles here as
result of the action taken by Lord Shrewsbury
in connection with L. Waterbury wearing sharp
spurs in yesterdays polo game at Nottingham.
when the American team, under the captaincy
o. FoxhaI Keene. defeated the English team.
under the captaincy of Walter Buckmaster.
1t is true that the Nottingham rules. under
which Yesterdays game was played forbid the
use of sharp spurs, but this rule is more hon.
ored in It's breach than in its observance. and
the English polo players. we'll as the Amer1-
cans, used them repeatedly in the practice
games. That the protest against the use of
sharp spurs should come from Lord Shrewsbury.
who is not even a member of the Huriinghafn
Club. and whose application for membership TO
the club has several times been rejected. is re-
scented by both the Englishmen and the Ameri-
cans concerned.
It seems that when Mr.. Waterbury rode in
after the game yesterday Lord Shrewsbury came
up before Mr.. Waterbury had dismounted, and
said peremptorily, II would like to look at your
spurs" To this Mr. Waterbury replied. I'll be
damned if you do" Lord Shrewsbury then said
VERY we'll. I will give your pony in charge of a
constable" and called a policeman, who took
the pony.
Mr.. Keene protested that this action might
seriously interfere with the prospects of the
American team, and that Mr.. Waterbury's pony
must be rubbed down or it would take cold. Mr.
Keene's protests were needed and the pony was
not taken away. but Lord Shrewsbury subse-
quently swore out a warrant summoning Mr.
Waterbury to a police court tomorrow to an
to charge of cruelty to animals.
The sincerity of this accusation is apt to be
questioned and the incident is quite likely to be
held as evidence of the allegation that has often
been heard before in connection with interna-
tional contests that Englishmen are the worst
losers in the world.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1902-06-02
"4-3-7" TO MISS GOULD.
CRANK SAYS HE MARRIED HER IN CHI
CAGO TEN YEARS AGO.

Miss Helen NJ. Gould sent yesterday to the
Jail at White Plains, where James H. Anderson.
who has been annoying her for long time by
writing letters to her and saying he is her hus-
band is confined for examination to his
sanity, eight of the letters he has sent her. AS
told in The Tribune yesterday, Anderson was
arrested at Lyndhurst, Miss Gould's place near
Irvington, Saturday her complaint for
disturbing her. The man says that he is sixty
four years old, and it is believed that he was
captain of an Indiana cavalry troop. He wears
a volunteer soldiers silver shield with two
crossed sabres having the inscription, u. H
Anderson. Captain Company K, 9th Indiana
Volunteer Cavalry"
The man has been arrested before and sent TO
Blackwelrs Island. He was also sent to Belle
vue Hospital. where the officials tried to get the
authorities of Kansas from which State the
man says he comes. to take him back. but they
refused. When seen in his cell yesterday he
said II was sent to Backwels Island by Miss
Gould. who Is my wife. Her right name is
Helen Miller Gould Anderson. My going to the
island was all prearrauged and preconCerted.
Miss Gould wanted me TO go there for the sake
OF humanity. l am acting under the spiritual
advice OF Jay Gould. 1 met Helen Gould IN
Kansas City first. We married in Chicago
ten years ago by a Catholic priest Jay Gould
al I were interested in mining and railroad
stocks / turned my stock over 10 Jay Gould
because he was my friend. He got 1t all. and
1 poor"
Miss Gould had indorsed the envelopes of
all the letters that she sent TO the White Plains
Jail Crank Anderson" Some OF them were. in
part. as follows:
ST Louis. October 13, 1901
Helen Gould Anderson.
Ny Loved and Devoted Wife: Two years ago our
father said 10 me, I yours at last. The literal
meaning is l have seen 1t since he
W IT, he ban 7
used to worry Il and finally forgot II until
really did get lost. Your own 4-3-7
New-York City
My Darling Wife: I'm have started from 26 Street
to go Irvington. / finally found myself miles
from the road. l should have taken and then |
must have travelled 35 miles. My judgment is the
open the prospecting as to deceive you and
Your
St Louis. Mo, October a. 1901
My Own Dear One: l at Lincoln. Ill 1 had
TO walk here, fathers had to walk here Our
father seemed say put the terminal on the east
side OF the Bay. Your own. 4-3-T
Irvington. May u. 1902
property Lyndurst at Irvington. I have de-
cided with your accord and permission . to
lay out city on IT. Making the central
part of it North and South of the West line and
and the other nautical points. Ever your hus-
band JAMES Il ANDERSON.
The map is five feet long and three feet wide.
In the centre is house marked Lyndhurst and
on which Anderson has written: This the Cen
trail point of the world for my wife, Helen
Miller Gould Anderson"
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1902-06-02
HEAVY RAIN IN THE WEST.

Wichita. Kan, June High water mark was
reached here at noon to-day. and the river has
been rising continuously ever since. Since noon it
has risen four and one-quarter feet. aud 1t is
reported that another rise OF two feet is due to-
night. Rain is threatened, and If It be heavy it
would overflow the Little Arkansas River hreak
the banks and rLn over the packing house district
The railroads and street railway hav
anchored their bridges. There are fourteen bridges
across the river in the city, and if one of them
should go ii would be disastrous to Others The
rainfall here for the month Of May was l0Is inches
a record unprecedented for May
Burlington Iowa, June 1.-The heaviest rain
storm of the year struck Burlington this morning,
damaging crops and houses, 1t is estimated that
the rainfall from six to eight inches The
Mississippi River has risen a foot In tho last
twelve hours. and is still rising.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1902-06-02
CoNFECTIoNER, NOT THIEF.
NAME OF PASSENGER ON L,AoJJITarxr
LIKE THAT OF HUMBERT'S, CAUSES
HIM ANNOYANCE.

Charles ]. A. Humbert an American con,s,
yesterday on L'Aquitaine. The fact tina. h.
was Humbert, and that he was sailing firm,
France to this country, gave rise to all sorts q,
rumors this and the other side of the water
On the ships register he was NJ Humbert ana
when this was made known the passenger.
thought they had among them the much hunt
ed Partisan swindler. or some one connects5
with him. He showed fear of being recos-
nized, and this set the passengers wondering
still further. They resolved that il he was the
swndler he would keep secluded, but they could
not figure out why he should become bold so
suddenly and sign his real name
Before the vessel left France for this country
spected all of the passengers. They were told
about NJ. Humbert and he was the first one
examined. They had pictures of the fugitive
Humbert, and compared them and Mr.. Hum
bert. There no resemblance. The officers
however, further questioned Mr.. Humbert for
over an hour. and looked at his baggage and
papers much to his surprise. Finally they were
convinced that Mr.. Humbert in no way
connected with the now famous Humberts
That was the worst ever" remarked Mr.
Humbert when the examination was ended.
When the news that Mr.. Humbert was on
the boat reached here on Saturday night the
police and some others investigated. thinking
that Mr.. Humbert might suddenly have gone
crazy and signed his own name. Their mistake
was apparent when Mr. Hunhert landed.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1902-06-02
TWO MEN SHOT ON OUTING.
WOMEN CLIMB FROM BARGE TO A

In a fight at an outing of the Peter walsh
Association political organization OF the upper
East Side, yesterday, two young men were Snot
by Italian bartenders, of them being Sc
riously wounded. Scores of policemen were
watching for the return of the excursion at an
early hour this morning in order that the
Italians could be arrested
The outing was to Point View, a place oppo-
site Yonkers. on the Hudson. The party was
carried the steamboat Crystal Stream and
two barges. On of the barges, the William
Meyers, eight hundred men, women and chill
dren including great many Italians, embarked
at One-hundred- and twentieth-st and the East
River 1t then proceeded down the river to
Ninety first-st, where the Crystal Stream and
the Columbia the other barge, crowded with
eighteen hundred men, women and children,
waiting
The trouble began after the start of the
three boats. One OF the bartenders objected to
u game OF craps There were hot words, a
fight and d threat made to throw d bar
tender overheard. The bartender was knocked
down and roughly used. He drew a revolver
and fired the bullet striking Frank MARI, of
No. 420 East Eighty-ninth-st.. infiicting scalp
wound. He fell unconscious.
Another bartender fired his revolver. the shot
entering the back of jeremiah Higgins of
Eighty-first-st and First-ave., and inficting a
dangerous wound. All the trouble took place
the William Meyers The excited women
CLIMBED over TO the steamer. Inc captain OIL the
Crystal Stream steered his boat for the Astoria
shore, and caused word to be sent around that
he would put the trouble makers in irons If they
did not desist. The boats put in at Sohmers
dock, at Jamaica-ave., Astoria, and the two in
jured men were taken to st. Johns Hospital
Mari went away after being attended but Hig-
gins put in ward. Several of those who
took part in the scrimmage were put off the
boats, and the excursion then started for its
destination.
Word of the trouble had been sent to the sub
station at ne-hundred- twentieth and
East River Six policemen in a launch started
out to find the big party. Mari told the police
the name of one of the Italians who had shot.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1902-06-02
GOVERNOR TAFT BETTER.

DECLINES CEREMONIOUS RECEPTION
MR. MORGAN GOING TO ATHENS
Copyright; 1902: By The Tribune Association1
Especial The New-York Tribune by French Cable)
Rome, June 1.-Governor Taft is better to-day
and without fever. He left his bed, but is not
allowed to speak. He expects to be able to visit
Cardinal Rampolla tomorrow. but, because Of
the condition of his health, insisted that he did
not wish have granted the ceremonious re-
ception which the Vatican had proposed. An
influential Cardinal said:
Governor Taft has risen greatly In my esti-
nation for refusing TO be an object of display"
J. Pierpont Morgan, leaving Rome for Venice
on board the Corsair, said that he was going to
Athens. and would return to Venice in two
weeks, and go to London for the coronation