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The Montgomery advertiser., 1902-08-30

Splendid Vaudeville. At McDonald's matinee today p. m. and tonight. 25 cts anywhere. adv.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1902-08-30

Stolen bases, Moore. 1; Vernelle, ,; two base hits. Rankin. I; three base hits. Burnett, ]; Weaver. l. home runs. Bur nett. ]; base on balls. by Vernelle 0; struck out by Vernelle [
The Montgomery advertiser., 1902-08-30
THE WEATHER

Daily Local Weather Report-Daily
 River Bulletin. V. s. Department of Agriculture.
 Weather Bureau. Local observations Central tims)
 MONTGOMERY. Ala. Aug. 2e.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1902-08-30

It is enough excuse for a spendthrift that he is not a miser,
The Montgomery advertiser., 1902-08-30

Mir. James Chappell. formerly a well known young man of Montgomery reach ed the city last night from Live Oak, Fla, where he conducts a hotel. MT. Chappell will be in Montgomery today. He has many friends and relatives here
The Montgomery advertiser., 1902-08-30

Hon. A. H. Garber of Talladega one of the candidates for Attorney General. was in Montgomery yesterday. He says he feels good over the race he made He was warmly congratulated by his Montgomery friends
The Montgomery advertiser., 1902-08-30

. Inuicates trace.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1902-08-30

Hon. W. H. Sanford of Pike was in the city yesterday. He rejoices over the vic tory of Governor Jelks in the achieving of which he took such an important part
The Montgomery advertiser., 1902-08-30

Mir. George C. Williams of The Eu- faula Journal. with Mrs. Williams and son. passed through the city last night on his way to Cincinnati and Virginia.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1902-08-30

Mir. J. R. Graves Ivey. Private Secre- tary to Mayor Joseph, and his brother, MT. Charles A. Ivey will leave this morn- ing on visit to the East. They will go over the Atlantic Coast Line to Charles ton. s. C., where they will take steamer for New York. from which point they will visit several other cities and points of interest.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1902-08-30
Will Invite President.

Totals .. .................9, 713, ,394
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1902-03-08
JUDICIAL
A Judges Verdict on the Conduct OF
Two Ungrateful Young Mon.

Baltimore Sun: Street Cleaning Com
missioner Iglehart IA in Philadelphia
a few days ago on business connected
with his department, and met q friend
who offered him some whisky of an un-
told age n most nectarian flavor.
Now. Colonel Iglehart Is a member Of
the South River Club, and il goes with
out saying that he is a judge OF a few
things besides the best way to clean
streets. His description OF hat whisky
Is something to give the strongest blue
ibboner a pang Of regret. He will not
tell the name OF the brand or where
1t is to be gotten, for he says If he did
a large part OF male Baltimore would
bodily to Philadelphia.
But Colonel I%glehart's friend told him
q little story in connection with that
whisky. 1t seems that there is a club
where 1t can be secured-or could be-
fore 1t got so scarce. One day two
young men entered n called for this
brand Each poured out a drink and
each-horror of ho~rrors!-poured wa
ter into It and tossed 1t off. The bar
keeper fell up against the wall and
then quit work for the day. The board
of directors held a meeting and sus-
pended the two young men for a year.
Some time later this same friend Of
Colonel 1glehart who tells the story fell
in with Judge b., one OF the eminent
~jurists Of Philadelphia, at hat time
holding a place on the bench. He Of
fered the judge some Of the famous
whisky AMI told him the story OF the
two young men who had watered 1t.
The Judge closed his eyes and allowed
his head to fall back, while he enjoyed
the enhancing liquid.
Suspended them for a year," he
said at last. only that? I'd have
hanged the - rascals IL I'd had
anything to do with it,"
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1902-03-08
REDUCES GARRISON.
Secretary Root Orders Homo Thirteen
Thousand Philippine Troopo.

Washington, March 1-Secretary Root
IN conformity with assurances recently
made to various committees OF con-
gress has arranged for a gradual re-
duction OF the military force in the
Philippines to about 5000 men. Or
ders have been sent to General Chaffee,
commanding the division Of the Philip
pine, TO arrange to e home all the
regiments under his that
were sent TO the Philippines in 1900.
About $4,000 troops are affected by
these orders.
The movement will be made very
slowly, a regiment at a time, in the
order in which they arrived in the
Philippines, and in each case only when
the regiment can be spared without
embarrassment and without impairing
the military control OF the situation.
All the troops sent Oh. in 1898 already
nave been recalled to the United States
with the exception of those who re-en-
listed for service in the archipelago.
When all the fresh troops In the
United States under orders to the Phil
ippines have arrived there II is calcu-
lated that General Chaffee will have an
effective fighting force of nearly 80. 600
men, exclusive of the regiments of
1890, which are to be brought home at
his earliest convenience. 1t is not be-
lieved hat it will be possible for the
first of these troops to leave the Phil
ippines for at least three months.
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1902-03-08
THIEF AMONG ANGELS.
Young S%pureeon Corrected What He
Was Told Was an Error.

Homiletic Review: One day the mayor
Of Cambridge, who had tried to curb Mr..
Spurgeon's tendencies to sensationalism,
inquired of him II he had really told his
congregation that IL a thief got into heav-
en-, he would begin picking the angels
pockets. Yes, sir" the young preacher
replied, Il told them that, IL IL were pos
sible for an ungodly man to go TO heaven
without having his nature changed, he
would be none the better for being there:
and then by way Of illustration, 1 said
that, were a thief TO get In among the
glorifed, he would remain a thief still,
and he would so round the place picking
the angels pockets!' but, my dear
young friend asked the mayor seriously,
don't you know that the angels haven't
any pockets?" mo, SIR replied young
Sturgeon with equal gravity, II did not
know that: but l am glad to he assured
of the fact from a gentleman who does
know. i will AXE care to put IL all right
the first opportunity l get" The next
Monday morning Sturgeon walked into
the mayors place OF business and said 10
him cheerfully, IL set that matter right
yesterday, SIR What matter?" he In
CURED. why. about the angels peck
ets!' What did you say?' "Oh, sir, ]
just told the people l was sorry to say
hat i had made q mistake the last time
l preached TO them: but hat 1 had met
a conference.-the mayor of Cambridge
who had assured me that the angels had
no pockets. so / must correct what
had said, as l did not want anybody &c
go away with a false notion about heaven
L would, therefore, say that, IL a thiei
got among the angels without having his
nature changed, he would try to stea
the Gathers out of their wings"
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1902-03-08
Sweat Raxanna

Detroit Free Press: 1t was one Of
those jokes that had a reactionary eff
feet. A number Of jolly good girls on
the West Side planned a dove" party,
and IL the young fellows of their ac-
q~uaintance hadn't 'butted in every
thing would have gone off charmingly.
First the girls, to the number of thir-
ty, went to the theater. They wound
up the little function by taking supper
at n of the prominent cafes. 1t was
a jolly bohemian affair, until the hor-
rid young men appeared, and their APP
pearanCe had a cold water effect. They
made themselves obnoxious by sitting
down at the tables with the young
ladies and ordering whatever their ap-
petites craved. And the young ladies
footed the bills just like little men.
They had a large sleigh outside, the
expense of which they had taken upon
themselves and the young men got in
to the sleigh and rode away. When the
ride was over they said "Goodby,
girls and disappeared. But that
wasn't the last of it. Some of the girls
didn't like the conduct Of their SWANS
n little bit, and there are a number Of
ni~ce-looking young men on the West
Side looking for an opportunity to
square matters.
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1902-03-08
A Doctors Little Daughter
Cured of Grip by Pe-ru-na.

DIR. II. Robbins. Physician and Surgeon
Of Muskogec, Indian Ter, writes:
IL have been n practicing physician for
a good many years and was always slow
10 take hold of patent medicines, but
this winter my little girl and myself were
taken with the grip. | was so bad
was not able to sit up. | sent for n doe
tor, but he did me nO good.
FINALLY | sent and got n bottle of
Peruna and commenced TO take it.
took two bottles and my cough was gone
and my lungs loosened up and my head
became clear. My little girl took the
same way.
"H looked as though she wOuII die,
she was SO sick. I gave her medicine,
bur IL seemed 70 do her Hffie good, SO
I senf and gOt N more bottle OF Pc
runa and commenced 70 give IL 70 her.
IL was only a short Time until she was
getting along all righf, so give your
medicine, Peruna, the praise for what
h did for me and my dear HffIe daugh-
FER. DR.. X. Robbins.
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1902-03-08
A Ranchman's Experience.

Lea, S. d., March 3.-Wm. III. Neelen,
a ranchman, whose headquarters are
here, says:
II have been afflicted with Kidney
Trouble for several years. l had q very
severe pain in the small Of my back, so
bad that l could scarcely sit in the
saddle.
Il also had a frequent desire to uri-
nate when riding and the pain and an
noyance | endured was very great.
II tried many medicines without get
ting any better till at last l was told
to try Dodd's Kidney Pills.
II have used in all six boxes Of this
medicine and al say that they have
done me more good than anything else
| ever used.
81 have had more relief and comfort
since using Dodd's Kidney Pills than l
had for years before
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1902-03-08
The Fishes Of Japan.

David Starr Jordan in Popular
Science Monthly: The islands Of Japan
are remarkable for their richness Of
animal life. The variety in climatic
and other conditions, the nearness to
the great continent of Asia and to the
chief center of marine life-the East
Indian lslands-its relation to the
warm black current of Kuro Shiwo-
the gulf stream OF the orient-and to
the cold current from Boring Sea, all
tend to give variety TO the fauna Of it's
seas. Especially numerous and varied
are the fishes of Japan. 1t has been
noted that the fish fauna of Japan
bears n striking resemblance to that. OF
the Mediterranean, and Doctor Gun
Their has suggested hat this can be ac-
counted for by supposing hat in re-
cent times a continuous coast line and
sea passage extended from one region
to the other, the Isthmus of Suez not
existing.
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1902-03-08
Sweet Revenge.

Detroit Free Press: 1t was one Of
those jokes that had a reactionary eff
feet. A number of jolly good girls on
the West Side planned q "dove" party,
and IL h young fellows of their ac-
q~uaintance hadn't "butted In" every
thing would hav gone off charmingly.
First the girls, to the number OF thir-
~, went to the theater. They wounL.
up the little function by taking supper
at n OF the prominent cafes. Ii was
a jolly bohemian affair, until the hor-
rid young men appeared, and their APP
pearance had a cold water effect. They
made themselves obnoxious by sitting
down at the tables with the young
ladies' and ordering whatever their APP
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1902-03-08
salzer's Lightning Cabbage.
He Drew Money on Laundry Mark

Chicago Tribune: The initials of his
name ascribed on the Inside of his collar
served as Identification for a travelling
man at the postofhce yesterday and en-
abled him TO secure cash on "a $50 money
order. lie had received a letter from his
house directing him TO go to Grand Rap
ids, Mich, and inclosing the money or
der. He packed his grip and stopped at
the postofice on his way 10 the railway
station. He had but a few minutes, and
when the clerk demanded identification
the man was unable to furnish 1t, and
delay meant missing his train. After APP
pealing and arguing with the clerk in vain
he was taken before Assistant Postmas-
ter Hubbard. At that officials request
the travelling man removed his collar.
There were the initials corresponding
with the name on the money order ad-
vice. 1t was considered sufficient identi-
hcation and the cash was turned over.
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1902-03-08

petites craved. And the young ladies
footed the bills just like little men.
They had a large sleigh outside, the
expense of which they had taken upon
themselves and the young men got in
to the sleigh and rode away. When the
ride was over they said "Goodby.
girls" and disappeared. But that
wasn't the last of it. Some Of the girls
didn't like the conduct OF their SWANS
a little bit, and there are a number of
n~lce-looking young men on the West
side looking Tor an opportunity TO
square matters.
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1902-03-08
Quite Modern.

New York Evening Post: The Sunday
school teacher had told her s:nall scholars
the story OF the three Hebrews who were
put into the fiery furnace. They listened
intently. Wishing to a~certain how much
of it remained i'm their memory, she
asked:
Now, children, whore did the Hebrews
go?'
Down the register
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1902-03-08

The wife of a Methodist minister in
an Indiana town has been married three
times. Her first husband was named
Robbins, the second Sparrow and the
present one Quayle. There are two
little Robbins. one little Sparrow and
two little Quayles, and they lived on Bird
street. Their fellow townsmen designate
them as "the game family"
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1902-03-08
BEAUTIFUL CHILDREN
Made Well and Strong by Pe-ru-na.

Mrs. Schafer, 436 Pope Ave, st. Louis,
Mo-, writes:
'In the early part of last year wrote
to you for advice for my daughter Alice,
four years Of age.
"She has been a puny, sickly, afIing
child since her birth. She had convul-
sions and catarrhal fevers. / was always
doctoring until we commenced to use
Peruna. She grew strong and well.
Peruna is n wonderful tonic; the best
medicine / have ever used.'-Mrs.
Schafer.
Mrs. C. E. Long, the mother OF little
Nina Long, writes from Atwood, Colo,
as follows:
1--WE can never thank you enough for
the change you have made in our little
ones health. Before she began TAX
ing your Peruna she suffered every
tning in the way Of coughs, colds and
Group, but NV she has taken not quite a
Lottle OF Peruna, is we'll and strong as she
has ever been in her life. She has not had
the Group once since she began taking
II Peruna, ami when she has a little cold
afew doses Of Peruna fixes her out all
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1902-03-08

"S
ra1genent of fhe bowels. She was a
mere skeleton and we did nor think she
would ever ger well. After giving her
less rhan one bottle of Peruna she was
sound snd wei. Now she has q good
appetite and Is a picture of health"
Mrs. Heard also writes in regard to her
son, Carl:
"My sons ears had been affected
since he was a baby only a few mon fhs
old. The IaSt year I thought ne had
almost iosf his hearing and had a local
physician treating him for abouf six
weeks. Finally I began giving him your
remedy, and after he had taken fw0
bottles he was entirely cured. I cannot
prise Peruna enough. Mrs. @. W..
Heard.
If you do not receive prompt and salts
factory results from the use Of Peruna,
write at once to DIR. Hartman, giving a
full statement of your case, and he will
be- pleased TO give you his valuable ad-
vice gratis.
Address DIR. Hartman, President of
! The Hartman Sanitarium. Columbus. q.
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1902-03-08
Nhv

Washington Star: II often think
that 1 should like to be an actress"
said Miss Cayenne.
But you don't go to the theater
much"
mo. But 1 have often thought It
must be amusing to see all those
people in the auditorium giggling and
clapping their hands as If they were
possessed"
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1902-03-08

Philadelphia Press: Ascum-How did
you make out with that story you sent
to the Klaptrap Magazine?
Scribbler-Rejected. 1 fancy 1t was
too clever.
Ascum-Too clever?
Scribbler-Yes. 1 suppose they were
afraid it would distract attention from
their advertising pages.
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1902-03-08

ETC Permanently Cured. No fits or nervousnessnf ter
I'LL first days use OF DR.. kllne's Great Nerve Re.
storer. send for FREE e2 90 trial bottle and treatise.
DIR. X. ii. kLll'E, Ltd, 9Sl Arch St., Philadelphia, Pa.
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1902-03-08
Still Hanging On.

Church. see the New Workers are
losing many of their old traditions"
Gotham-"Yes; but they are hanging
on to one thing"
What's that?"
THE straps in the street cars"
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1902-03-08
Many School Children Are sickry.

Mother Gray's Sweet Powders for Children. sue
cessfully used by Mother Gray, a nurse in Children's
Home, New York, break up Colds in "a hours, cure
Feverishness, Headache, Stomach Troubles,
Teething Disorders and Destroy Worms. Ten
thousand testimonials. THEY NEVER FAIL.
At all druggists. 25c. Sample mailed FREE. Adj
dress ALLEN S. OLMsTED, lie Roy, New York.
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1902-03-08
Grandfather's

Indianapolis News: do all old people
have rheumatism, grandpa
mo, dear; rheumatism has all old peo-
pie"
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1902-03-08
EARLIEST RUSSIAN MILLEr.

VIII you be short of hay? If so plant a
plenty OF this prodigally prolific millet.
3 TO 8 Tons OF Rich Hay Per Acre.
Price, so lbs. e1.sOj 100 lbG e8. 90 Less Freight.
John A. Salzer Seed Co., La Crosse, Wis. C
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1902-03-08
So Many Do.

Quinn-"You say the cigaret fend
died suddenly"
DeFonts-"Yes, his life went out with
a puff"
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1902-03-08
oarnesIe coneae Yelr.

Washington Times: Mr.. Carnegie's new
educational institution win not be COM
plete without a college yell. and 1t ought
to be something that will be Characters
tic, and, at the same time, II possible,
convey a compliment to it's eminent
founder. Something like the following
might do:
Kllties and kneecaps
Bare and Draw;
Hoot mon! Hoot mon!
Rah! Rah! Rail-!
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1902-03-08

Use the famous Red Cross Ball Blue.
Large 2-oz. package s cents. The Russ
company, South Bend. Ind.
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1902-03-08

A bright child in one of the Chicago
schools described an echo as 1.-The
shadow of q noise"
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1902-03-08

The sponge yield in Florida last year
amounted TO $4,000 pounds, worth
$685., 900.
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1902-03-08
Plausible Enouah.

Mrs. Wlnslow's SOOTHING SYRUP for Children
lays pain. cures wind collie. q cents q botIle.
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1902-03-08

PUTNAM FADELESS DYES do not
stain the hands or spot the kettle.
The Lafayette gazette., 1902-06-07

Don't neglect to attend to that
insurance business. Phone or
write to Felix MoutOn and he will
call on YOU.
The Lafayette gazette., 1902-06-07
Does 1t Pay To Buy Cheap?

A cheap remedy for coughs
and colds is all right, but you
want something that will relieve
and cure the more severe and
dangerous results of throat and
lung troubles. What shall you
do: Go to Il warmer and more
regular climate? Yes, ifpoSSibla: :
if not possible for you, then in
either case take the only remedy
that has been introduced in all
civilized countries with success
in severe throat and lung
trou bleS. BoSchee'S German
Syrup" 1t not only heals and
stimulates the tissues to destroy
the germ disease, but allayS in
tiammation, causes easy expec-
tOratiOn, gives Il good night =
rest, and cures the patient. Try
one bottle. Recommended many
years by all druggists in the
world. You can get this reliable
remedy at Lafayette Drug Co.
Get Green's Special Almanac.
The Lafayette gazette., 1902-06-07
Mob Law III Louisiana.

On the subject of the operation
of the criminal system in this
State, Attorney General Guion in
his report says:
Il have nothing of special i'm
portance to report concerning
the ad administration of the crimi
nal laws throughout the State,
although have no reason to be-
lieve that there has been any
failure on the part Of those
The Lafayette gazette., 1902-06-07
Editor Cook of the Florida Par

Editor Cook of the Florida Par
ishes, who is hobnobblng with
the politicians at Baton Rouge,
declares that the next guberna-
tOrial fight will be narrowed
down to a contest between Judge
Blanchard and the field, the field
being composed so far Of Snyder,
EStOpinal, Bob BrOuSSard, Law
raSOn. Frazee and John Il.
Michel. There may others who
will emerge from the woods at
the OppOrtune time but Cook
saith not. If the machine is not
used to hold down these ambi
tiOuS LOuisianians there will be
some fun before the convention
is held.
The Lafayette gazette., 1902-06-07
Nir.lent Cancer Cured

Startlins proof Of a Wonderful ADVANCE in
medicine is given by druggist G. w.
Roberts Of Elizabeth. w. Va. An old man
there had long suffered with what good
doctors pronounced incurable cancer. They
believed his case hopeless till he used Flee
trio Bit,ers and applied Bucklen's Arnica
Salve. which treatment completely cured
him. When Electric Bitters are used to eN-
pei bilious. kidney and mcrobe poisons at
the same time this salve eNerts its matchless
healing power, blood diseases, skin erup-
tions. ulcers and sores vanish. Bitters SO.
Salvc &c at VIM. Clegg'S.
The Lafayette gazette., 1902-06-07
QUEEN & CRESCENT
ROUTE,

Commencing Nov. 18, the New
Orleans & NORTHEASTERN r. r..
in connection with the Mobile and
Ohio r. r., via Meridian, will in
augurate on trains Nos. and 3
through Pullman Buffet Sleeping
Car Service between New Orleans
and St. Louis, the first car to
leave ST. Louis, southbound, on
Mobile and Ohio train No. 3, at
1923 p. M, Nov. 1S, arriving in
New Orleans on New Orleans and
North Eastern train No. 3, at $40
D. M, the following day; north
bound, the first car to leave New
|Orleans on New Orleans and
North Eastern train No. 2, leaving
New Orleans 7:3O p. M, on the
Goth inst, arriving at St. Louis
the following evening at 7:32 m.
Shortest and Quickest Time.
For detailed information, apply to any
Ticket Agent, or the undersigned.
GEO. II. SMITH, X. ANDERSON,
G. p. A. A. G. D. A.
NEW ORLEANS. LA.
The Lafayette gazette., 1902-06-07

FOR SALE-A good buggy,
saddle or work horse. Apply at
this office.
The Lafayette gazette., 1902-06-07
Saved From An Awful Fate.
The Galveston Sea Wall.

New York Tribune.
The sense of insecurity from
the action of natural forces which
the disaster in the West Indies
has made current commonplace
is illustrated in the work of de-
fenSe which is to be undertaken
by Galveston, Tex. The expe-
rience of being wiped out by the
inrOad of the Gulf waters did not
deter the enterprising city from
starting immediately upon the
work Of rebuilding. But the
citizens Of Galveston show the
feeling which at the time of their
trOu BILE it was common remark
that they seemed to lack-that.
though sitting tight was plucky,
the seat was beyond all dOnbt
uneasy. As a reasonable and
essential measure of defense Il
sea wall is to be built.