The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1902-09-13
HUMOR OF THE DAY.

IRVING w. STANTON.
Pueblo, Colo, August II. 1902.
HUMOR OF THE DAY.
in our clergymen!
Mrs. Beau Morde-Have you?
Mrs. Au Fait-Oh, yeSi The last one
was death on tennis; the one before that
got up wheel parties; and now this one is
simply crazy about ping-pong.-Puck.
American Bride-Indeed, count, yes;
do love you very much.
Count Boylon de Bakkovisnek-Ahi Eat
will repair my ruined life.
American Bride-And 1 bring you, you
Count Boylon, etc.-Ah! Eat will r-re-
pair my r-ruined cheateau.-Chicago Tri-
bune.
mo, her father made her break the
engagement
what was the trouble?"
The old man discovered that che of the
young fellows ancestors had been a floor
walker IN rolling mill. or something. =
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Jones-Brown is an unlucky. dog.
Jones-His object in marrying was to
get oqt Of boarding house
Jones-Now his wife is running one to
support the fam.ly.-Tst-Bits
You had a. piece in your paper this
morning said the caller, man with one
arm in sling, a black eye, a skinned
scattered over .oh his face. about ' feiier
named Jones that tried to make peace be-
quarrelin' and got ali bupged up by both
OF en pe pilin' on h a5g rssnonasa tho
in the chair
Wen, I'm the Jones that went into a
mules stall to carry the animal and got
may be kind O. keerless about runnin' into
fool. 1 wish you'd straighten it out in to-
morrow's paper.'-Chicago Tribune.
Alligator steak
En- catfish stew.
jug chock full
OF Mountain Dew,
Fer de barbecue
High old times in Georgy!
Atlanta Constitution.
"a man can't whistle when he's I'M
happy says a Georgia philosopher. "but
it goes without saying that whistling
makes many people think they're as happy
stitution-
+ Bones-what makes you SO downheart-
Binks-My employers wife has gone and
endowed another mission.
Bcnes-What of that?
Binks-Every time she does it the old
man cuts down cur salaries to get even.-
Tit-Bits-
Il think IN take the house, said the
and by With the as y Tho as the Last tsn
Why, ne was a cornetist,' replied the
agent, land he-er-died rather sudden
HIM! guess I'll think it over for a day
or SO. Pm a cornetist myself.
phia Press.
Ibid you see that a number of monster
bullfrogs got on the track and held up a
II suppose they know the train hands
couldn't afford to throw the coal at them.
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
It's +;n terribi ie t9 be sleepy 50 much of
s why WY don't tD you QUO, go to sleeps" rejoined
Flooding Pete. You might as WE'LL
Oats where sa you're Ire wrong ; # ts dere is
might dream was working. w ashington
Star.
New Yorker-Well. uncle. what do you
think of New York city?
mind 1i me Of the time When When they was dig
| ging the Erie Canal.-Brooklyn Life.
Beryl-Yes, when Jack married her he
| thought she was an angel, but it wasn't
long before he found out his mistake.
| Sibl-Disappointed?
Il should say not. He found she was a
| good cook."-Baltimore Herald
papa. what is the difference between
| the smart set and the four hundred %
Why, my e SON the four hundred is
smart set Life.
| Reporter (seeking personal gossip
How many cigars do you average a day?
Politician-Depends on where am !
Bronx give all buy away. In Connec-
ticut / quit smoking.-Puck.
Young Doctor-Which kind of patients
| do you find it the hardest to cure?
/ Old Doctor-Those who have nothing the
matter with him.-Judge.
next fall, because my husband bought him
/ left a panama this summer, asserted the
lady caller
That's just the reason can't have
hostess.-Baltimore American.
Carr-Meekton was arrested last night
| while taking a spin on his new automo-
bile
1 Motorleigh-What for?
Carr-Acting suspiciously.
Motorleigh-How,s that
| CaSr-Why, he wasn't going more than
kept sounding his gong at all crossings
| and hadn't run oven even dog.-Puck.
1T have a perfect horror of marrying q
pc15 ma da ann lvln saha,i Sm raow way
'.Ah, but will you develop financially as
fast as develop in social ambition ?,-
Life.
Madge-What method of courtship does
! Prue-oh, he affects to have found the
only girl in the world who understands
him-Detroit Free Press.
Betrotha1 Bangles.
Some attempt is being made to in
k1nI lot.