The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1902-10-10
KANSAS NOTES

CoWIey county harses still frighten
at automobiles.
Just now the Lawrence camera club
Is doing Freaks"
Patriotic Abilene is INDUCING in
fresh ripe pTunes-red, white and blue
Salinas eighteen joints fattened the
city treasury $500 in August fines.
Short change men have reached Wei
HngtOn three days in advance Of the
carnival
Instead Of being in a pickle Ottawa
IS out The local cucumber crop was
short
Summer has flown at Chanute. A
merchant is advertising hot water
bags for cod feet"
An Oberlin girl and a folding bed
had a lively session In fact, they
made a night Of it
On a rural route in Dickinson county
a mail box has been placed within eight
rods Of the pOstOfice.
So small a congregation turned out
at Banner City last Sunday night that
the janitOr refused to light up
An Emporia haIf-breed Indian bar
bers favorite- fad when drunk is TO
Iather and shave his wife.
full a brother than they get all the
rides in the new rubber tired buggy
An Abilene official Of many years
standing has voluntarily resigned The
only excuse offered is "a better job"
: Baling broomcorn is the principal
Cheyenne county industry this week.
But finding a market, there's the rub.
The two papers in St Paul do not
- -
but one of them last week had nine
pound beet
Here's an example from the far short
grass country. The Ulysses band gives
a concert every night without charge
or collection.
And now the Texas fever has broken
out in Miami county. This means an
other burden added to the shoulders Of
Cyrus Leland
So many dogs have been killed by the
town marshal in Russell this summer
that there are hardly enough left to
get up a fight
A little boy playing on the roof Of
his fathers sod house out in Jewell
county fell through and broke his arm
and several dishes.
Keep of the grass signs at Bur
district court decided that the city or
dinances were Illegal
BY the change in President Roose-
velt's plans the question Of which
church he would attend in Topeka was
settled blOodIessly.
A barber out in Meade county has
equipped his shop with porcelain bath
tubs, and even goes so far as to ad-
.vertise ladies nights"
1t has been almost a year since the
SaIina cOrrespOldent-assayer found
any gold nuggets in the craw Of pOul-
try slaughtered for the table.
No arrests were made" says the
Salina Union. referring to a fight in
a saloon a few nights ago, as the tcl-
low who got licked deserved 1t"
A farmer cut in the Sixth district has
two notices framed and hung IN his
parlOr. One is God Bless Our Home,
and the other, PLANT the Corn Thin"
Two little runaway Haskell Indian
girls mistOOk the signs of the zodiac
and got away down in Missouri in
stead Of the Territory before being cap
tured.
The fatted calf was killed and the
guests waiting. but the crate Of silver
ware failed to arrive, hence the post
ponement OF a swell Winfield hotel
opening
Isaac Hahn. an Osborn county far
mer, had lOckjaw for q week and didn't
know it. He trOught it was rheu-
matism. DR.. ChiIlcOtt and DR.. Daily
picked the lock
q have fed with the man I love, 4"
wrote an Ottawa wife from the train
rather than let it 90 at that the in
jured husband viii take steps to have
her returned.
Editor Henthorne, Of the Grant
County Republican. says: Mrs Smith
and daughter we're the most pleasant
callers Of the week They left dollar
on subscription
church fair rafie cake brought
$3.50 at Beloit- The young lady reci-
pient could have bought IS good a one
for so cents and had the SIS left for an
autumn gown.
Miss Spade assisted q neighbor in
her household duties last veeks, says
an Admire item Which probably
means that she dug the beets and pO-
tatoes for the daily meals
A Harvey county farmer raised $50
bushels Of potatoes from a patch so
yards wide and so yards long A sam
pie tCber measured 10 inches at the
girth and II lengthwise-
Musical circles ia Chanute are
amazed that not one Of SorrentinO's
musicians kept time" with his foot
during a band concert that lasted two
hours. Heretofore the free foot move
ment has been regarded as indispensa-
bic to melody IN Chanute.
Speaking Of a bridegroom, in wind
ing up IT'S account OF an unusually au-
spicious wedding. a Cherryvale paper
SAYS: He has the qualifications to ind
an oasis On the desert Of life for the
fair young gem he has plucked from
CherryYsle's fashionable diadem-
Mr.. L-cky, OF Glen Elder, has Rip
Van Wrinkle distanced in the matter
Of good fortune He has raised sew
eral acres OF tomatoes this year that
averaged seventeen ounces
Great corporations have their trou-
bles as well as the smaller fry. Newton
lost its only big wholesale house the
same day that a Sante Fe round-house
wfper was touched FOR g fver-
Topeka lost several hundred dollars
IN The production Of Pains Last Days
pf PomDeii" Major Anderson should
confre himself 20 new industries