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Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-04-27

woman would kiss me?"
According to a German proverb, "A
Hiss without beard is an egg without
salt. Tn Holland Jutland young women
are of the same opinion, for they
claim that Kisses are no good unless
they taste well and are sweet" They
also say that kissing a man who has
no beard is like kissing mud wall"
On the other hand, Professor Nyrop
says that women as a rule dislike to
kiss men whose mouths are moist.
and he quotes the Danish expression,
He is good to kiss. but only when
one is thirsty" and also the German
one, III you kiss him you'll get some
sauce along with It,"
Q That any harm is done by kissing
the author does not believe, and he
hings forward much testimony as a
pioof that he is right. Thus the Ital
ians say: "a mouth is not the worse
Tor being kissed" and French poet
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-04-27
MIMI: A TRUE STORY
By IRORA CHANDLER.

,..... ..
It's box was the name Bebe Charmante.
Tor in France the dollies are named
while they are yet in the shops
Now Mimi grew to be very jealous
OF the dollie. One day when the little
girl came in she found that he had
DIRE gged the dollie out of its box, hid.
den It under the sofa and climbed into
its place. where he sat looking out at
lea. with his little head just over the
name. Bebe Charmantc. This radc
the little girl laugh.
She bought tiny French flaE, made
of silk. and taught Mimi to walk up
and down upon the piano with the
flag In his mouth, and wave II, while
she played the "Marseillaise." He
was very loyal little cat and at the
first strain of the national hymn al.
ways sprang upon the piano and
caught up his little flag.
There was n balcony. upon which
he used whenever the little girl went
out for a walk or a visit. to sit, with
Eia little head sticking out through the
bars. and look at the world while he
watched for her return. As soon as
the door closed behind the little girl
Mimi always ran out to get gOOdby
wave from her little hand. II was
from this place that he saw another
little kitten. of purest white. upon the
balcony of house farther down the
street. The two used to watch each
other for hours. although they could
never meet.
! A few weeks before the little girl re
rrsHsara rarAra go - -
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-04-27
How JOCkO Got
Away With the Jam

A. sweet little story concerning pet
monkey and pot OF jam Is youched
tor by "A Johns Hopkins University
ran now residing on McCulloh street.
It was In the country and All on a
summers day the family monkey was
seen scudding hOmeward literally
dIcnched in raspberry jam. He was
pursued by an irate neighbor with up,
lifted broom, but once safe on the
nome plat he swung himself lightly in
to the nearest tree and peacefully list,
ened to her tale of wrong.
II seems the neighbor had some
hours before been making jam. a
great bowl of which sat cooling on a
table beneath the trees. This the
monkey spied but had scarcely start
ca literally helping himself to 1t when
he was discovered. With loud cutlery
and the broom the lady started toward
him, when the miscellaneous beast,
knowing his minutes were numbered
hastily overturned the bowl on the
table. Then rolling himself joyously
In 1t several times from head to heels
lie scampered beyond her reach. Dur
ing the recital o. her woe and in fact
for the remainder of the day, the mon
hey sat scooping the sweetmeat from
his body and licking his paws with
glee.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-04-27

oh. Auntic, just one more! Won't
yUu?" Auntic had been telling stories
to a trio OF little folks till she was tlr.
Cd but still they wanted more. Wketh.
or you are an antie or whether you
ar, child. you know how it is your.
self.
Well" said auntic. with a merry
twinkle in her eye, I'm tell you my
Queen story"
Then auntie began: There was
once Queen who had three beautiful
daughters. I will give you their names
ard you must remember them to tell
nc when | ask you.
THE eldest had lovely silky rair
that fell in golden curls below her
aist. This little princess was named
Gioriana on account Of her dazzling
hair
The second little princess had the
most charming eyes that were ever
seen: they were like violcts, and her
name was Violctta.
| THE youngest, who was really the
most beautiful of them all. was Grip
| L.. and had never walked. Her great
blue eyes so bright to look at, were
nr no use to her. for she was stone
blind. And because she was thus shut
away from pleasure they named her
Skut.up.
The Queen was going ON journey
and she called the three princesses,
and asked what they would like for
presents when she returned. Now. be.
rrErassr IAN
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-04-27
FOOte and the Barber

Many an amusing story is told Of
that eccentric wit samuel Tootc.
rmong others the following. in which
the actor comes across barber al.
most as witty as himself. The tale
runs that barber of the name OF
Wright opened a small shop under the
walls OF the Kings Bench prison. The
virdows being broken. he had stuck
them up with paper. on which he in
E"ribed the words. shave for pen.
ny" with the usual invitation to Gus.
toners to step inside" while on his
door he had written:
Here lives Jimmy Wright.
Slaves as well as any man in England.
Almost; not quite.
FoOte who loved anything eccen,
tric, saw these inscriptions. and, hop
ing to extract some wit from the au
thor whom he justly concluded to bG
= . character" pulled off his hat and
suddenly showing his head through
The paper pane into the shop called
Out, "ls Jimmy Wright at home?" Tho
/ barber with equal promptness forced
his head through another pane into
the street and replied at the same
time, mo. sir; he has just popped
eva"
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-04-27

asks: BAH What are two kisses?
Only two bullets that have missed the
mark A Norwegian song says: 10.
hrnnesen kissed the girl once, twice,
On the mouth, and each time she was
glad of it." According to German
proverb, THE place where one mas
been kissed may be wiped, but the
fire in the heart cannot be quench.
eL"
Professor Nyrop lays stress on the
fact that stolen kisses are the sweet.
cut The Spaniards say on This point
"If your mother scolds you, dear girl,
bc cause you have let man kiss You
tive him his kiss back, and then she
will have to close her mouth"
Attention is also directed to the
yrung student who said to girl: sc
you are angry because | kissed you,
Well. II you don't like my kiss give II
back to me-" The story is also told
g: Danish couple who were engaged
, but decided to separate We had bet
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-04-27
The Tramp Took
A Hurried Meal

Go, hurry" said the pastry cook,
This meal is overdue.
Be quick, my lad and get along,
Else bad twill be for you"
The boy. impressed with need fol
speed.
Got quickly from the door,
And running down the crowded
street,
The steaming dinner bore.
lie did not look to right or left,
Or see whom he passed by;
He hurried on. lest naughty words
Should at him be let fly.
He did not see hungry tramp,
Whose eyes fell on the tray;
The boy had only thoughts Of haste
And hurried on his way.
The tramp was not a vulgar man;
In novels he had read
The thing he contemplated was
Affected by the bred"
He only did what ladies' do
In high society,
What dukes and earls are known t
do,
While every one can see.
As passed him by the running boy,
Who was so swift of neel,
The tramp put out his horny hand
And snatched hurried meal.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-04-27

81. 30. .. 9. Z. {.
A lady and a little girl lived in an
apartment in the Avenue Kleber, in
Paris. The lady was studying very
hard. so the little girl had many lone.
~ hours
One day the concierge placed a tiny
basket before the door. rang the bell
rrd stepped quickly out OF sight,
The little girl opened the door, and
then she opened the basket, to find a
little round black silkcn ball that
looked very much like the pompon
uron her mothers hat.
As she looked the fluffy little ball
moved and-what do you think
mewed. Then the little girl knew at
once that II was kitten. She took
j, out and gave II some milk. and. be.
cause It trembled all over. wrapped II
IL her dollie's very best opera cloak.
sa; down before the fire and cuddled
II in her arms. And the little girl
called the kitten Mimi, which Is the
French name for any very little and
dear creature.
He learned to catch flower that
was tossed to him and TO bring II to
the little girl without tearing a petal
So they often had gay little carniyals.
Mimi had the French taste for color
and loved best to play with the yellow
mGrguerites. file looked so pretty
with the bright blossoms all about him
and with the stem of one in his
mouth,
BY and by Christmas brought a
beautiful dollie to the little girl. Upon
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. GrGrE
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-04-27
How Long Does
One Dream Last?

How long does dream last? To
the dreamer 1t sometimes seems to
crdure for hours, and the general i'm
Iression Is that dreams continue for
m.nutes at least, while the fact is
that the longest dream appears to be
confined within solitary second. even
though the events of IT may impress
the dreamer for days.
Yesterday afternoon" said a doc
tot, Il called to see a patient, and
much to my satisfaction, found him
Sleeping soundly. sat by his bed
felt his pulse without disturbing MIN
6nd waited for him to awaken. After
few minutes a dealers cart with dis
cordant ringing bells turned into the
cd me, my patient opened his eyes.
Doctor he said. I'm glad to see
you, and awfully glad that you woke
rae for have been tortured by q
most distressing dream that must
have lasted for several hours.
d can't that | was sick, as am, and
that my boy came into the room with
string of most horribly sounding
cells and rang them in my ears, while
I hadn't the power to move or speal
to him. suffered tortures for wha
appeared to be an interminable time
and I'm 50 glad you awcke me-
THE ringing of those bells for on'
second had caused all OF that dream
and just at the waking moment"
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-04-27

iLE Processes, they mad almost every.
thing they could think of. so 1t was
very hard to name anything they
wanted. But finally the eldest little
rr'ncess-what was her name?"
"Glorana!" replied the children. all
together, after a little thought.
Right. Gloriana said Please bring
mo a milk.white Arabian pony. and a
saddle with scarlet silk fringe, also
b"ldcn stirrups.'
- will. dear said the Queen. writ
ma it all down on her ivory tablets.
Then the second daughter spoke
do you remember what her name
was?"
"SIolctta," answered the children.
Yes. Violetta said, 1 want a bird.
Cf-paradise, in a great golden cage,
aud want it so very tame that 1t will
cat from my hand
You shall have 1t, my darling said
the Queen. And then. drawing her
youngest child tenderIy to her side
what was her name?"
"Shut-up." shouted the children.
There was a dead silence. The chill.
drcn waited and stared at Auntle.
why don't you go on" they asked.
I'm not in the habit Of talking to
children who tell me to shut up!" said
| Auntie.
oh! we didn't" they cried: that
was her name! Do please go on!
That is all there is to the story. "
laughed Auntie; and the children
laughed, too!-From Little Folks.
r.zrr~rnnrgte
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-04-27
Baby Baroness
At Coronation

Probably one of the most pictur.
osque figures at the coronation will be
that OF the baby Baroness Clifton.
This little lady, who is just two and
Gre.half years old, is a peeress in her
own right. She is the daughter Of the
lGte Lord Darnley, whose widow eacri
feed her right to be present at the cor,
Grafton by her remarriage few
weeks ago.
This important young person will
wear the coronation robes prescribed
Tor peerless of her rank. The whole
outfit, dress, mantle and tiny coronet
las been ordered.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-04-27
SAW THE MUSICAL DOG.

Talking of bands, a Snowman at
Barnstaple, in North Devon. recently
Tut outside his show the following no.
tice. Come and see the Musical Dog.
Admission I'd" A good many people.
attracted by this invitation, paid the
sum and entered the tent, where big
cog, wearing a huge metal collar was
CrOuching in corner. After waiting
loI a while the audience grew impa.
tient and called to the Snowman, ask.
ing when the performance was going
to begin. Tle Snowman seemed much
surprised at their request and exclaim.
cd, as he edged toward tie entrance
why, there's the musical dog!"-
ointing to the mastiff. Cant yer see
the brass band round his neck?"
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-04-27
Hawaiian Tramway'S Time
Table.
KING STREET LINE.

Car, leave Waikiki for town at SIS. 6.Is. 6:.S Az
and every IS minutes thereafter iii Io:Is, 1915 sne
iI:ss Pa. from Waikiki 20 to the Punshou Stables
Cars leave r Range or Pavas switch for town a
Ss,AA and every IS minutes thereafter TIL ~ oSP.s
Cars leave Fort and King streets corner for Pslsmi
a $50 AZ. and every IS minutes after I'LL ti;s'
-
Cars leave tor Palsms only at and $50 An.
Cars leave PAlama for Waikiki S:4s An. and ever,
rs minutes ri Gas pm then at toiS and Io;aS pm
Toe II.Is' 4. from Pslama for Punahou only goe,
TO waihsI on Saturdays.
Cars leave Fort and King streets corner for Riff
Range Al $40 and $50 A.h,
Cars leave Fort and King streets corner for waikiki
at 6osAA and every IS minutes TIL to:osP. N then
Io:lS and tIoS pm. The II:5S pm. goes to WGikb
on Saturdays only.
BERETAEIA STREET AND HUUANu VALLEY.
Cars leave Punahou StSbls for Town at s:,s sn<
for Town and Valley at 90 $50 6:io a:oo $50 ant
y.so An.
Cars leave Oahu College for town aud Valley a
g. 20 $50 and 7:Io An and even minutes I'LL Io:IS
P.h except the even hour and halt hour cars whei
run from the Stable
Csrsle leave Nuuanu Valley at $40 $50 $50 An ant
every 10 minutes thereafter I'll 1850 Pm
Cars leave Fort and Queen streets for Punahot
College at COS Gas Gas an and every 10 minutei
after al e4s Pm. After that the cars run 10 thu
Stable Up TO :soP. N. which Is the last car from Town
reaching the Stable at tI:3oP.M.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-04-27
JUVENILE REASONING.

Mr., Wise--Johnny, can you tell me
Why the little hand on my watch goes
faster than the big one?
Johnny latter nature rellection)-
Papa, isn't it for the same reason that
| have to run when | go walking with
your
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-04-27
FIVE LITTLE PIGS.

4 fakir took his little pigs to market
One little pig was Sold
One little pig hid in the fakir's pocket
One little pig caught cold;
One little pig said How fast grow
One little pig said, How big | feel!
And then there was a chorus Of
"Sqife,sque.squeal!"
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-04-27

DO you love me?"
II do"
Would you die for me?"
mo! Mine is an undylng love!"
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-04-27

Weekly edition Of the Bulletin 81 a
year,
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-04-27
Sunday Bulletin, SIPS per year.
TIMID LITTLE TOTTIE

will you walk in the garden, my pretty maid?"
mo thank you, kind sir; | am much afraid"
why, what you fe is a puzzle to me-"
oh sir the snapdragous might snap at me-"
oh ! will protect you ny pretty maid,
Come, put on your bonnet" "Oh, sir I'm afraid"
Pray, what Is 1t now? why never could CO.
For a big tiger lily might bite me- you know"
Wen walk in the fields. then, my pretty maid"
oh that would be : | shall feel afraid
What makes you so tilid you strange little chld?"
why, sir in the meadows the flowers wild"
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1902-04-27
0. r. e. l.. Co.
TIME TABLE.
From and after January /. 1893.
TRAINS.

y G. SMITH, Genl Pass. & Ticket AEt
@. p. DENISoN. Superintendent
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1902-02-24
Spain To Have a New Navy.

The Spanish navy, which was prac
tically destroyed in the sea fights of
Manila Bay and Santiago, is to be re-
vived, according to reports received
at the navy department, and upon
scale which will bring Spain in few
years to the same strength on the
seas she held prior to the war. A
project has been drawn, which the
Cortes is expected to adopt, providing
for the construction of eight battle
ships of II 900 tons displacement, and
four cruisers of 5000 tons displace-
ment.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1902-02-24
The
February Sale
At the
The Gilman Store

will probably be the greatest of
these great sales No matter how
many other stores in the County
have been forced to follow our
lead, there is no other store that
begins to offer such a large stock
Of Housekeeping Goods, nor do
they match our prices. That's
why we do such a large and in
creasing business.
There is only this week left for
you to choose your Damasks, Nap
kins, Towels, Bedspreads, Blankets,
Down Cushions, Feather Pillows,
China, Glassware, and all such
goods at under prices.
You'll make money if you buy
goods here this week.
Next month we sell Muslin
Underwear at special prices.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1902-02-24

Mrs. Eliza Hunt of Westmore, is work
ing for Mrs. w. w. Coe for few weeks.
Our village boasts Of two jewelry stores
in full blast, each doing a good business.
Mrs. A. w. Brockway has gone to Eden
to visit her father and other relatives for
a fe ~ weeks.
DR.. Hubbard of Lyndon was here last
week to see Arthur Way who is in a very
critical condition.
Caledonia lodge No. SO A. F. & A. M.
will hold a special communication on
March list. Work on F. G. degree.
Mrs. Silas Beckwith, who has been i'll
at her old home on Bemis Hill, was
brought to her home in this village last
week.
DIR. E. E. Dickerman received word
from St. Cloud,l Mimi, that his brother
George had died there and DR.. Dickerman
has ordered the body sent to LyndOnville
for interment.
Frank E. Flint of Clinton, Mass, has
been visiting his mother and sister. Law
yer Thompson of st. Johnsbury was in
town last week.-Rev. G. A. Emery, for
mer pastor, made many of his friends a
call last week.
The Preachers meeting was a success
although the weather was bad. Seventeen
preachers were present and many interest
ing topics were discussed. The sermons
by Rev. j. Hamilton and J. A. Knapp were
much enjoyed by all.
Marion Moulton, wife of Irving Kelley,
died in Holden, Mass, Feb. 18th, aged 81
years. The remains were brought to
Newark, her old home, and the funeral
was held Tuesday, Feb. 18th, Rev. G. A.
Emery of Moretown officiating. The in
terment was at West Burke.
East Hardwick.
Hattie Marshall was home from Wolcott
over Sunday.
Mrs F. 7. Smith of Greensboro was in
town last week.
n. Field and wife spent several days with
Mr.. Fields sister in st. Johnsbury recently.
A committeefrom the CoDgl church are
soliciting funds to repair their church the
coming season.
About thirty from this place spent Fri
day with Ernest Flanders and wife at
| GreensbOro.-A large company spent last
Thursday evening at James O'Brien's.
Sheffield.
Charles Sheldon and family are visiting
in Troy.
Charles Noyes is gaining from his re-
cent illness.
Mrs. Phila Ingalls, visited relatives in
town last week.
George Woodman of st. Johnsbury was
in town last Sunday.
Mrs. Lance, who has been visiting her
son, has returned to her home in Cabot.
Mr.. Lanson Vail, who has been visitin g
at Z. d. Lance's, has returned to Groton
Irma Brown and Lillian Eastman have
been visiting at L. Browns, on the
Square.
Mrs. Fred Harvey of Montpelier is here
caring for her sister, Mrs. Prescott, who is
very ill.
Adna Simpson has made an addition to
his barn, w. S. Mcdowell of Barton doing
! the work.
Harry Fuller has returned from st
Johnsbury, where he has been visiting his
! brother.
The Epworth League held a social in the
vestry of the NJ. E. church last Saturday
evening.
The members of the local W. c. T. I
met with Mrs. w. B. Simpson last Wed.
nesday, Feb. 10.
Our auditors have been at work on the
accounts of the town officers. We are fort
innate in having a set of auditors who ar
qualified for their work. They report the
affairs of the town to be in excellent con
dition.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1902-02-24
CALEDONIA COUNTY.
West Burke.

west BurEe.
Mrs. n. J. Washburn is very sick with
heart trouble.
Adna Bugbee is visiting his father, Hen
ry Bugbee for few weeks.
Mr.. and Mrs. Roscoe Carter of Lyndon
vile visited relatives in town last week.
Alvah M)ulton had another attack of
heart trouble last week and is quite i'll.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1902-02-24
CafaEsz'h

The cause exists in the blood, il
what causes Inflammation Of the
mucous membrane.
1t is therefore impossible to cure
the disease by local applications,
1t is positively dangerous to neglect
it, because il always affects the stom-
ach and deranges the general health,
and is likely to develop into consump-
ton
Many have been radically and permanently
cured by Hoods Sarsaparilla. 1t cleanses the
blood and has a peculiar Alternative and tonic
effect. r. Long. California Junction, Iowa.
writes: :" had catarrh three years, lost my
appetite and could not sleep. My head panied
me and l felt bad all over. l took Hood
Sarsaparilla and now have a good appetite.
sleep we'll, and have no symptoms of catarrh."
FOODS Sas"Sapan'fEEa
Promises to cure and keeps the prom
Use. 1t is better not to put off treat
ment i buy Hoods today.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1902-01-03
WORLDS STOCK OF CASH.
In Thirty Years the Aggregate Has
Increased about 80 Per
Cent

Washington, Dec 31--OnIy a nor
NAL increase in the money supply Of
the world during the year 1900 viii
be shown by the statement which viii
be presented by Mint Director Rob
erts IN his report for the fiscal year
1901 The entire stock Of money in
all nations on January 1, 1900, was
stated by him a year ago at S11,62O.-
100000. The stock on January 1, 1901,
viii be stated at 81, Isl, 200, 900, Of
which S4,9O6, 200, 900 was in gold, s.
81, 100000 in silver, and S3,O33, 400, 900
in paper in excess of that covered by
coin reserves. These figures by their
very immensely fail to convey any
adequate idea of the increase in the
worlds stock of money within the
past generation They actually show
an increase of more than $50 per
cent. In 30 years.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1902-01-03

NOIACE o. AZ AhOh1LAAAON--No o-ss-
rTREASUkf Department. once Of Comptroller
Il Of the lurreDcT. Washington D. C. Dee
ember 2, leUl- Whereas BY satisfactory evidence
presented % the uudersiEned. IL has been made
70 appear that The First National Bank Of
Goodland. in the city Of tfoodland. IN the county
Of Sherman and state Of kansas. has complied
United States required to be complied With
before an association shall be authorized 70
commence the business Of banking Nov.
therefore i. William B. RidEely- comptroller Of
the currency. 90 hereby certify that The First
National Bank Of 6OOdland- In the city Of Good
land. In the county Of Sherman. and state Of
Kansas Is authorized 70 commence the business
Of banking provided IN section fifty one hun
dred and sixty nine Of the revised statutes Of
the United States. In testimony whereof Wit
ness my hand and seal OF Office this second day
Of December. 19ul- WM- b RTDGEL.T-
fSeal.1 Controller OF the Currency.