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The daily sentinel., 1902-03-27
The Orphanage Fund.

Try smoke from Primrose Bros.
A. w Bailey is in the city today from
Palisades
Beautiful silk dress skirts selling at
SS to SIG at the Mesa Dry Goods.
Hon, Benton Canon, is in the city
today an arrival on the noon train.
The Mesa Dry Goods have increased
their force adding three extra sales
ladies'
Miss De la Matyr is arranging for an
operetta to be given iu this city at an
early date.
DR.. l.. F.. Ingersoll and wife arrived
home yesterday from short trip to the
carital city on business.
so buys an all wool, Black Cheviot
jacket suit, tatfeta trimmed. Easter
sale at the Mesa Dry Goods.
Watches and other jewelry repaired at
reasonable prices by Primrose Bros
Monogram and all kinds of engraving a
specially.
d. l.. II Worthington was out in
carriage today for the first time in
several months His friends will be
pleased to learn that he is improving.
The Whitewater we'll was down 81 feet
just after noon today: so telephoned DIR.
Cowell. Every thing was running
smoothly aud good progress was being
made
The health authorities have been at
work today. The dead horses near the
sugar factory we're on dered removed, and
also a hog lot in Crawford addition
which has caused complaint
| A coat of paint has been put on the
| front of the Chop house today. 1t is a
curious combination OF green streaked
with yellow, and while not exactly
beautiful ia decidedly attractive.
There was a fairly good house at "a
Trip to the Circus" last ight, and it was
quite good play The specialties in
the last act we're exceptionally good and
altogether is was quite enjoyable.
Mrs H. G Bedwell entertained the
Columbiue Art club this afternoon. The
| working hours were spent in embroider-
ing A social hour was devoted to
| conversation and refreshments, at the
close of the afternoons work. A very
pleasant time was had.
All wool skirts handsomely trimmed
for 3 90 Easter Sale at the Mesa Dry
Goods.
Grand Hotel Guests-C Q M Pebbles,
St Louis; I Breeding, Chicago; "a Be
shore, Marion, Ind; M. Fl. Callahan,
| Aspen; A NJ Howard, st Louis; W A
Clark, Delta; c c Lippiucott, James A
Small, @ S Mitchell, Denver; Keller,
st Louis; A G Randoll, Kansas City.
Buena Vista Hotel Register.-H. B.
Ennor and Miss Enuor, Whitewater, L.
NJ. Perry. Maine; l.. Morrison, Florence;
l. E. Gilpin, Fremont. O.; F.. o. Straws,
Denver; Jacob A Kahn, Leadville; G. N.
Bilby, Denver; G. +. johnson, Ourti;
Geo. Parker, Ogden; 8. Rasmussen, Coll.
bran.
The cry OF woman brought three
men to shack near the Hadcock &
Hiatt blacksmithing establishment this
morning. When Jonn Dickerson, Guy
Bed well and Charles e Jenkins de.
manded admission woman WAS found
crying She was iu the company OF a
person whom she said had not struck
her but was abusing her. The woman
would not give testimony or it nigh,
have Jared badly with the man. The
parties are well known and they are not
living a life which is very admirable
but one which is setting very bad ex
ample 10 this community. The man anc
woman will have to change their plaps
or there will he another chapter tc
record.
The daily sentinel., 1902-03-27
Consumption

the most dreaded and deadly of all diseases,
as well as Pneumonia and all Lung Trou-
bles, are relieved at once and cured by Ack-
er's English Remedy 'the king of all cough
cures Cures Coughs aud Colds in day.
for free sample. W. II Hooker & Co.. Buf-
falo, N. Y. For sale at the Red Cross Phar-
macy,
The daily sentinel., 1902-03-27
Notice.

Book Cliff Camp No. 81, w. o. W.,
meets promptly at 1880 Thursday night
for a short business meeting before the
lecture by Prof. Deschamps.
A. Seegmiller, G. G..
G, B. Rich, Clerk.
ViÌnland. [volume] (Minneota, Minn.) 1902-1908, 1902-12-01
Nytu Rikin.

Nytu Rikin.
Eitt hi6 helzta NAL, sem r8tt veroura
sambandspinginu i Washington / vetur
er innt0kuleyf Observation-Disclosures, Okla
homa, Indian Territory, New Mexico og
Arizona, / r1kjasambandi6; pau cru MI
0ll svo f6lksm0rg, a6 pau pess vegna
hafa rett til a0 komast / sambandio og
sum peirra cru miklu folksfeiri en- ia
mennustu r1kin, sem cru / s%ambandinu.
pa6 er MI CERT rao fyrir, a6 Indian Terri
tory og Oklahoma veroi ger6 ao emu
r1ki, er heiti Oklahoma. Folkstala pess-
ara landa var VIC SHASTA manntal $1,000:
Oklahoma 398,331.
Indian Ty. 100000.
New Mexico 1876 1910.
Arizona 122,931.
Eftir pjo6hokkum verour tai johanna:
Iiyitir Negrsr Indianar
Oklahoma 267,524 1881 1896.
Indian Ty., 3o3 $50 36,853 $500.
New Mexico 1S0,2O7 1910 1914.
Arizona $4,000 1,S48 26,4SO.
AUX pess cru margin K1nverjar i l0nd~
.um pessum.
U%ppfr%osla alpyou er mj0g bagborin,
at pvl par cru svo margin Svertingjar og
1%ndianar, sem err ao heita ma alveg
oupplystir. Mccall hy1tra mama er al
pyou ent / goou lagi Oklahoma og
Arizona; en- Indian Territory err sj0undi
hver og / New Mexico tilnti liver maeur
eldri en- thu ara hvorki las ne skrifandi.
pa6 er buist vic, az peir, sem NEST
berjast mott pvl a pingi, 40 0llum pessum
l0ndum veroi hleypt inn 1%sambandio a6
svo st0ddu, mum byggja festar motbarur.
s1nar a peim asteoum, 10 mccall 1b1anna
cru svo margin Indianar og Svertingjar
og a6 menntun alpy6u Ell svo l6leg, as
pess er It'll Won, 40 Bandar1kin fai bar
akj6sanlega borgara. I'm petta ALTA.
mem ab VERDI har6ar deilur 4 pinginu.
En- aoal ast85an fyrir 0llu r%ifrildinu UNI
pessi nyju r1ki er raun og veru p6lit1sk-
Pessi r1ki mundu az mestu fylla fokk.
Demokrata eff pau kBmust / sambandi6,
og pv1 leggja Dem6kratar a pingi ALA
s1na krafta fran til ao koma peim a0, en-
Republikanar gera alt, sem peir geta, til
ao tefja fyrir pv1, a6 pau mai r1kisrettind-
um a6ur en- forseta kosningar cru um
GARD gengnar 1904 En- meo pvl Rebuilt
kana1 cru / miklum meirihluta a pinginu
pa getur vel veri6, 40 peim takist enn a6,
fresta malinu, ems og peir ger6u a s1oasta.
pingi; en- erftt nun pad ver0a fyrir
pa, pvi kr0fur pessara landa til innt0ku /
sambandi0 cru samkvsmt landsl0gum
alveg r6ttmatar.
Mikill hluti hessara %utanYeltu landa
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~ GSAAOA~ NSAAAp 1S0iA
4 samkomum og ak0f / trdnni. Hin er
lika m6oir tveggja 6skilgetinna barna.
Miki6 hefur verio rBtt I'M rangl@ti
hvltra manna vic negrana, og margt feira
mnn ver0a um PAD sagt, en- magyar
AMIR cru fyrir pv1, a0 margfalt yroi po
ranglBti6 meira eff negrinn hefoi yfir-
h6ndina, Sjalft coli hans er 6samrym-
anlegt vic wort coli og vort coli vi0 hans,
og pc a6 hvitur maour bjargaoi lift hans
mundi hann hvorki syna honum pakklati
e0a trygo / staoinn.
Eg minnist ems canals negra karls,
sem hefur v%i0bj6osleg or & h6ndum sin
UNI og brjosti, sem koma til af g6mlum
brunasarum fra pv1 ham Var barn. pegar
slysio- vildi til bjarga0i hdsm6oir hans
honum, kendi 1 brj6sti UNI ham og
haf0i ham hjd ser 1 svefnhdsi s1nu
og hjdkraoi honum ems og v@ri ham
hennar eigi6 barn, par til ham var al
bata. En- sex arum s1oar, pegar Sherman
for meo her sim Am Georgia, pa kom
ham / herbdoir hans; syndi honum hend-
ur slnar og brj6st, og sag0i as Grin k@mu
til af mispyrmingum, sem ham hefoi
or6i6 a6 pola af hdsm60ir sinni, og bad
UNI leyf az IA fyrir pa s0k as bera cid a5
hl06um hennar, sem brenna atti um
kveldi6. Reynzla min hefur kent mGr,
a6 upplag s%yertingjans er await pessu
likt.
Egg pori ekkert um PAD a6 segja, hvort
s%vertjnginn hefur hefleika til dyg6a,
g0fuglyndis og hinna aori eiginleika
annara pj66dokka; en- ALTAR tilraunir vic
ham hafa hepnast svo lila, a6 samvizka
min er laus vic ALA tilhneigingu til si6a-
b6ta-tilrauna vic ham. Eg sc engin rd6
til a5 bjarga peim og er Groin preytt q
heimtufrekju peirra. Manndokkur, sem
mentunin gerir bara 6sjalfst@ oari, og
heimtar 40 a6rir hjalpi ser, ekki 40 ems
dr prRldonli, heldur einnig dr fafrR6i,
fatakt og si0leysi, vir6ist m6r naumast
vi%ohjalpandi. peir geta sjalfir a engu
byrja0. Peir geta verio pislarvottar en-
aldrei hetjur. Peir hafa engan pj6oernis-
Logan kraft til az samantengja sig og
upphefja. Peir hafa greind en- enga
hatileika. beir cru astdolegir, en- ekki
tryggir. peir cru a0 veroa 6styrilatir og
h%eiftr@knir, en- peim er 6m6gulegt as
framfylgja nokkrum f0stum %asetningi,
og si6fer6islegt hugrekki peirra fer alls
ekki vaxandi. Flestir kvarta peir undan
ofs6knum, sem peir VERDI fyrir af pvi peir
seu %svartir, en- sarfair peirra villa nokk-
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negFa MA meF sem V~lunulOlk, ny " Sct
ekki a0 ems staoh8ft, heldur l1ka n
a6, as ekki elm einasti negri hefur YER
is 1 mimi pj6nustu, SEN ekki hefur
anna6 hvort att 6skilgetin born, e6a
sjalfur veri6 6skilgetinn, og oftast hvort-
tveggja. Og ekki trui eg pvi, a0 yngri
kynsl0oin sc. nokkurt hati betri en- fedur
peirra, prBlarnir, Fiesta peirra skortir
pa meoraddu si6ga0is me6vitund, sem
6sjalfratt rekur fra ser hverja hugsun um
pa6, sem lj0tt Ell. Og ekki hjalpar
mentunin peim til a6 halda girndum sim
um skefjum. En- aftur q mott eykur
upplysingin fysn peirra eftir l1kamlegri
fegur0; pess vegna er pa6 a allra vitoroi,
40 par negra konur, sem dalitla mentun
hafa fengio, sakjast margfalt meir eftir
40 eignast kynbleudings afkvsHma heldur
g n hinar 6upplystu systur peirra.
Lj0sastur vottur pess, hversu langt
s~vertingjarnir standa 0orum as baki er
PAD, 40 peir nj6ta sin beet sem pj5nar.
Og UNI enga AGRA pjoohokka / Vestur.
heimi verour PAD sagt. Peir cru pagir
og %au6sveipnir vic pa, sem stj6rna peim
A0algallarnir q peim sem pj6num cru
hva0 peir cru barnalegir 1 ser og 0sjalf-
stB6ir, ekki hagt az trda peim fyrir
nokkrum HUT eff augnnum er slept af
reim,-og svo hva6 peir cru pjofgefnir.
NBrri allir negrar hafa tilhneigingu til
ao stella, en- sjaldan stella peir 0oru en-
matv@lum og smamunum, En- pegar
Pess err g@tt, ao kofar peirra cru fullir
af hungru6um b0rnum, sem bi6u helm
komu ma6ranna, pa ma vera, ao pj6fna6-
ar tilhneigingin komi meira til af nattdru
nau0syn en- verulegri spillingu. pegar
eg geri a@tlun um matvBlin, sem eg
parf as IA til heimilisins, tex eg await til
lit til pessara sv0rtu barna, og aldrei
s@ri eg tilinningar eldabuskunnar
minnar me0 pv1 a0 spyrja hama, pegar
hun er a6 bda sig helm a kveldin, hvao
pao sc, sem hun half undir %svuntunni
sinni. Eg 0eit hva0 PAD err: ALTAR par
k6kur og %kj0tbitar, sem hun hefur geta6
samandregi0 UNI daginn og enda dallti6
at sykri ur bdrinu, .er par komi5 a elm
stao. Enn man eg eftir pv1 fra pvi eg
var barn, pegar eldabuskan okkar hlj6p
um ALA kofana til az bj66a kunningjum
s1num til "heitrar malt16ar" UNI kveldi6,
og krunka6i ems og hrafn vi6 hverjar
kofa dyr; en- pegar vi0 morguninn eftir
fundum 25 hanur, sem or6nar voru ekkj-
ur vegna yirnattdrlegs hvarfs hanans
okkar, pa skildum vi6 fyrst hva6 krunk
kerlingar hafoi att az pyoa,- HIN stall
fra hinum hv1tu til az geta CERT s1nu eig-
in kyni gott. Og eg held, ao pa5 sc
skooun allra negra, a0 BAD Sc mj6g vir6-
ingarvert ath@i. Emu sinni gat eg ekki
anna6 en- fundio az pv1 vic matrei0slu
stdlkuna, hva6 mikio HUN beri burt. Egg
segi VIC hama: "Hverniq stendur & pyf.
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had been accustomed TO do under the old
spanish system.
Be- sides the teachers sent out from the
United States there are 2OJO native teachers
instructing the children in the primary de-
par'ments, 40 you see Uncle Sam has not
made a bad start in educating the children
he has gathered under his flag.
The Filipino child il nervous little youth
and does not like long school hours; but he
is remarkably bright. as a rule, and learns
quickly, The old Spanish way OF punish
ing child who did not know his lesson
was TO make him kneel on the floor in a cor
ner with his book until he learned 1t. In
some of the schools this is sti!l found TO he
an efYectual way Of enforcing study. bu,
as rule American methods have been
introduced entirely.
The favorite delicacy of the Filipino child
is the bebinka, a pancake made of fermented
corn and rice -four. mixed and baked in a
pan over live Goals The cake is then
covered with shredded cocoanut and a
Filipino child will eat all the bebinkas he
can get.
In Manila the children have candy and
other sweets, but through the rest of Luzon
the bebinka IL the joy Of the children
Though Filipino children are small. they
are wirv and strong for their size and are
fond Of wrestling. In this sport their quick
ness makes them match for American
children Of larger size.
One game in which they indulge Is called
moro-moro. II is fencing game
Two boys will stand up to each other,
each having in his right hand n long stick
to represent a bolo-a sort Of long knife or
thick sword-and in his left short stick
to represent dagger. They fence with
each other according to a set OF rules which
govern the game and the one who touches
his opponent oftenest wins the game.
Sometimes this game will be kept UP for
an hour without either boy showing signs
Of giving cut, although as a rule the Filipino
child is not fond of much eXertion. In fact
the climate Is spoh that nobody wants
10 exert himself any more than neces-
sary, for like all the other of Uncle Sans
newly ACC Tired possessions, the Philip
pines lie within the tropics and there is
perpetual summer there.
II you are fond Of fruits and flowers
YOU would no doubt like to go 10 school
in the Philippines, for outside Of some
sChoolhousas, are heliotropes grown into
great bushes six feet high, and geraniums
run riot like weeds.
There are fields Of sugarCnne. groves ~
banana and cocoanut trees, fields II pine
apples and trees from which hang fruits
many Of which you probably never have
seen. such as the lombov and loQuot. which
are like fine large plums; the margosteen,
which looks like a baked potato. but has a
white delicious pulp within, and the lanzon,
which tastes like wild strawberry
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very monotonous and irritating. He be-
gan to notice that he was losing all his
memory and he feared that he would be-
fore long lose his license and his hair. So
he decided 30 leave Lose-a-L Land i'm
mediately
Therefore he inquired when he next
train would 60 At these words all the
people in Lose-a-Land began TO laugh
and laugh and laugh,
You have lost the next train" they
shouted all together.
Well, then when does the one after that
go?' asked Fido, full Of polteness and
superciliousnes@.
-Ha. ha! hal" shouted the remarkable
old gentleman and the .green-eyed boy
and the pink-frocked child. Ha! ha ha
You have lost that one too. All the trains
in Lose-a-Land are run 40 az to be lost.
Then the laughter ceased almost al once
and Fido discovered that the inhabitants
OF Lose Land had lost all idea as TO what
the joke had been
Deeply entertained and Disguised. Fido
started to walk out Of the interesting but
tiresome country. On the way he saw
great piles Of leaves, 40 high that they
seemed to touch the sky.
There were 30 many OF these piles that
they made mountain ranges "a big a. the
Himalayas or the Rocky Mountains. at
least that il the way II would have struck
Fido IL he had ever seen the Himalayas
He learned that these were the leaves
that were lost by the trees on earth every
autumn Farther on he came to immense
shining hills all bristling with points and
he discovered that these were all the lost
pins on earth.
He met the buttons that little BOYS lose
and the slate pencils that little girls lose
on earth. They were all neatly stacked
up in piles much larger than the largest
houses
There were watches and pocket y hives
and spoons The very biggest pile Of all
was the pile of the lost pennies.
All at once Fido stopped in fright, for
he heard the most terrible barking and
growing and swapping OF teeth and rat
Ting Of chains Finally he plucked ul
courage enough TO advance and he Jaw
mort than million of dogs OF all Kinds
from the most insignificant puppy to the
greatest and most mighty St. Demands
These were all the lost dogs.
When they saw him they seemed strangely
and ferociously delighted. But at this
moment Fido. who had been losing things
all the time. got a queer lost feeling al
over and of course as soon as that hap
pened. he lost se-a-land
Naturally, the minute he lost Lose "A
Land. he found himself again. And hi
bark came back, And his appetite came
back. And his spirits came back, all chas
inc after him joyolsy from Lose-a Land
.B-r-r-r!" said Fido, shaking himself
And as he said .B-r-r-r!" he landed-whert
do YOU suppose?
Right in Next Sunday!
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Echoes from StimsOn

In the cold gray light OF winters after
noon they laid him upon the operati ng table
With faces grave and tense the white-frocked
group gathered round 1t is Appendicitis, a"
they finally announced He objected vio-
lently and they sat on his head While the
shadows heightened the doctor humined "A
merry roundelay as he gnyiy cut into the
place where the patient lived Horrors
Too late they knew their fatal error II
was not appendicitis but acute Ithaca
clearinghouse ind sestion They took from
him three collar buttons. eleven tacks an
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strained Relations In WahoO.

from Inc thcdgo Ir,0hne.
WAHoo. Neb, Nov. %. War Is being waged
here between the young man and the young
women Of the town The trouble was started
a month ago. when the young men formed
a club and pied eed themselves not to take
the Young women to a theatre or to any place
where an admission was charged "Ad-
mission free" was the motto of this new
society. and 1t met with huge success for
two weeks
During thai per iod the young men sat on
one side of the theatre and the Young women
on the other, frowninr but defiant Then
adopted advertising a. the method by which
the Young men OF Wahoo should be van
pushed Tho committee had 600 neat little
circulars printed stating the, condition Of
affairs In the place. and each girl mailed
three or four to her friends in the neinhbor-
ing towns The sunday following there was
an army of strange faces In Wahoo.
Many Wohoo young man felt sorry and
wanted to declare peace. Others suggested
boycotting the places OF entertainment and
refreshment patronized by the out siders and
the home girls No defnite action has been
taken, and unless arbitration Is used there
IL little hope for an end
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the "Mlord-the-carriage-a waits-yo man.
Anybody with the true ar, istic temper; ment
can say. M lord-t he arriage-a wai,s-you,'
hut only those endowed with dress suits can
ever hope TO become true s !pporers
STAGE CRACK SHOTS.
While target shooting may pot he cor
sidered the highest type Of hist ipuic art. q
word as to the importance of firing at the
same time the bell rings will rot be out Of
place here. Practice should lie taken N
home whenever the clocks strikes
Or better still If the crack shot has some
musical friend. the Inter will probably be-
only too glad to lend his met ronome in the
cause Of art We cannot all lie William
Shakespeares. but practice helps lot
MELODRAMA MUSIC.
Due attention should be given To music in
melodrama. When the hero SAYS. Forty
wears ago to-day We stole me wife and chez
lid, and later when the chce-ild asks. Papa
who Is that beautiful LADY," everything
depends upon the orchestra.
At such critical moments nothing will he
found more satisfactory than delicate in
sertion music worked on, on the small
strings Of the violin.
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FIN or THE COLLEGE BOYS,
Profitable Metau0rph osis,

4 souhrette who had made a hasoo,
In despair drank n pint Of tabasco.
Soon the hair on her head
Turned from yellow 10 red.
And she then got Job from Belasco.
Colombia JesteS.
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feet when tie biz struck cave and became
detached from the main stem This re-
minded Mr., Altare that a cave had been found
some distance below lis home. and the idea
struck the Paueys that they could enter
the cave NJ its mouth. traverse the under
ground passage ard locate their lost we'll
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bit The cave was very small and At some
places they were compelled to crawl through
some very narrow passages In the mean.
time MIR Altare would drop small etones
down through the hole drilled 40 they could
reach he desired spot. which they finally did
TIE bit was brought to the surface.
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Teacher Ipointins TO T)-what letter I
that. Jimmy?
Jimmy ldenselyl--Dunno
Teacher-well. what do papa and mamma
drink at supper?
Jimmy-Baer Princeton Tiocr.
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No, Acquainted With Her.

He who runs may read began tho Wise
one
But who in tho world Is MAY Reed'" asked
his foolish friend. Princeton Tiger.
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Too Late.

My goodness gracious. little boy. do zoe
smoke cl9ars?"
No need of yer hintin'. lady. de butt =
promised "-Harrryd Ian, pooh.
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They We're En>ious.

There once was maiden In Fa..
Who had no fall Int. so she ba.
Little old bonnet
Men dotted uponnet.
But girls said she couldn't look ha.
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Or Into the Soup.

F Thy Funny thing about missionaries. :
F.. 4 Sy- llow's that9
r tiny Why. they usually 80 to the had
- Penn. Punch Borl
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4 Queer story OF Wen Drilling.


BLULrIFLp, W Va. Nov. 2, Paulcy
Bros. OF Forest Hill. WHO have been drilling
a well for james Altare. adj Il rat er unusual
experience The well lad a depth of seventy
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Alumni Notes.

l. I. Early. OF. college. il now per
nanently located AT Gravesend, New York
His death was sudden
Charley Chopper, '98. veterinary. has written
clever skillet on Cows That Won't Give
NJ TX; or. Why We Take II From En- "
Edwin Forrest Rant. 90. dental. who
created the role Of Capt Clark. ! o. L, in
the Mask and Wig tragedy Round Atlantic
City in n Hcarse, has standing professional
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Sometimes II Brings II.

College Idiot-That takes the cake!
Kind Friend What does?
College Idiot-Oh. the bakers wagon.
suppose I oiurl b'd Jester.
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Just Imagine.

Rabbit Hunter Do you like birds'
Bird Hunter Sure ] love EN-!
Rabbit Hunter Then eat my rabbit for .
lark -Hdrrdrd Lam poon
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In n French ReHtaurant :.

victim-Phew what kind OF ohesse =
that?
Waterloo Brie. Monsieur.
vlctim-Well. remove the dtSris -Horvss6
Lam doom.
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unreceipted laundry bill and pair Of over
shoes Then they laid him gently away TO
rest. His tombstone bears this simple legend
Opened by mistake Cornell Widow.
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who Read "The Sum-:

IL wisely. Therefore, IL you've anything to
70 sell that's worth buying. advertise Il N
TuB SuN.-AdN
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Reason Enough.

Nellie. why do you SWIVEL
And why this tragic pose'" :.
-BeRauze de dab hay fever
Has seddled In me dose"
Cornell WidoA
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on parlOr scoi.e. En-
ter female carclessly.
Dear. dear, Where
can my IN uslc
teacher be? He said
he would b" here at
10 O'Clock" Chances
al clock. " hic h
straightWay strikes
IL. 1T IL 8 now
Wanders aimlessly 10
table. Sees piece Of
music upon IL ard
starts violently. All.
here il some music
Who could have
placed II there"
Seizes mtisiC and ad o.
! yanc.- To front Of
stage. Il will prac =
tise until he CONES. 4"
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I.itrrar,.
sure OF Himself.

4 man of letters--the po,tman --Coiup,Ji
d. siCr.
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engagement during the season ia0?-o3 lie
will open during November in Mcfiuirk' =
Oyster Parlors Pen nspironia Punch Bori