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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1902-01-19
FaYEs SUBSIDY BILL.

NENATOR FRYES STATEMENT o.
y the character of his ship subsidy
bin fails to shed any favorable lighf
on shat unmitigated grab. The sena-
tor talks earnestly in favor of usins
American ships for American mails
pointing out the fact that we are now
paying British steamship companies
%.7o0OOO a year for carrying them
The deficit resulting from the ocean
service is now $1,7O0,OOO a year, but
even Senator Frye admits that if his
measure is passed it win cost $500, OOC
more per annum for our mail to be
transported in ships owned by Ameri-
cans.
The glorious privilege OF sending our
letters to England and other countries
in United States boats is, in the judg-
rnent Of Senator Frye, well worth $780,
600 year. But this is merely ar esti-
mate from an interested party. II
might cost many times 100000 a year,
but If Il only cost a tenth as much, we
fail TO see where this country would
gain by the operation. The money
surely wouldn't go into the hands of
poor men, owners of single vessels. 1t
would go into the strong boxes of cor
porations already rich-oorporations
which are not entitled to the gift.
Exclusive OF the mail subsidies, Sen
atol Frye estimates that gifts to own
ers Of steam and sailing vessels Of the
merchant class would aggregate ST.
0Iz,000 annually. He declares there is
no danger OF all this money going into
the hands of trusts, for any American
Who desires can go into the shipbuild-
ing business. Such sophistry as this
should be beneath the dignity OF the
senator from Maine One would gath
or from his talk that he considers it
about as easy to start d ship yard as
to open a street corner peanut stand.
AS a matter Of fact, immense cap
ital is required for the successful
maintenance of shipbuiIding opera
tons. Great yards, expensive machin-
cry, enormous payrolls, are items
which are beyond the reach of the
average citizen. So it IS clearly alb
sure 60 talk of independent enterprises
of this character springins up all
along the Atlantic and Pacific coasts.
The business Of building ships is TO-
day confined to practically a dozen
corporations. Individuals cannot hope
to compete with them and would get
no part Of the subsidy.
The hullabaloo about markets for
our manufactures and other products
is simply for the purpose of covering
the steal. As The Herald has fire.
quentiy pointed out, 50 long as the
markets can be found, just so long
viii the ships to afry the merchandise
be found. This has always been true:
it viii continue to be true.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1902-01-19

ence due to his rank. According to all
accounts, Prince Henry, besides being
the brother OF Emperor William, is a
good sailor and a thorough gentleman.
The spirit which prompts his visit as
the representative Of a friendly ma
tons sovereign is a pretty one It in
wolves no "entangIing alliances for
International courtesy only is involved.
The prince is entitled to all the honors
this nation can bestow upon him. The
fact that the money for his entertain
ment must come out OF the public
treasury doesn't make any difference.
Prince Henry couldn't be entertained
by a private individual. although hun
dreds Of rich New Workers. would be
very thankful for the privilege.
While he is here he viii be the guest
Of the nation. and the nation must not
be niggardly. Let the brother of the
kaiser have half the warships of the
navy if he wants them; let the can
mons boom and the req fire burn. like
wise the cash. We don't have the on
portunity to show of before a prince
very often. and it behooves Us to take
advantage of the chance. Henry's
stay here will be altogether too brief.
In seventeen days he won't be able
to see any part of the country except
the east That is TO say, his princely
eyes viii not rest upon the west. the
fairest part Of Uncle Sans domain,
unless he can be persuaded to prolong
MS visit. The Herald hopes he viii
come to Salt Lake. We believe if he
once got here he would like the coun-
try so well that he'd Immediately for
swear allegiance to his brother and
settle down among Us.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1902-01-19
New
Year.~


Behold me-
! The New Year
The same old New Year
That has been happening
Every twelve months
Since Julius Caesar.
, Or Pope Gregory.
Or George Washington.
Or the Declaration Of Independence,
. Or somebody
First started me in the business
or measuring time.
And an fuller of good resolutions
~ y nan my observers are fun
Of eggnOg
And so forth.
and they last about as long,
And don taste any better
The next morning.
Either
I'm 1902.
Though most people
Don spell my name that way
Because they forget
That I'm not 1901:
BESIDES, I'm SO soon begun
mat Ina my name hasn't caught on;
But I'll get there by-and-bv
Just as ] have been doing
Since 1904 B. {.
standing at the turn Of days,
Al the parting of the WAYS
OI the old and OF the new.
! m guide post TO the true.
But for one day only. then
l N the same old year again.
same old human Seings find
Inc new year like the other kind.
same Old weaknesses prevail.
same old struggle, same old fail.
same old leaden skies of gray.
same old tiresOme bills to Dav.
same old pains and same old aches.
same old Jolts and same old breaks
same OLD rough and weary road.
same old heavy. wearing load
same old luck and same old loss.
same old sorrows same old cross
But, friends and fellow travellers.
Brace up.
The cup
Isn't all bitter
! ne same old friends are with Won stilI
Same old kindly wish and viii.
same old help in time of stress
same old paths of pleasantness
same old charity is strong
same old hands to push along.
Get a move on,
EVERY woman. every man.
And you'll fill
The bill
OF the Makers will
II you'll do the best Won can
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a messenger boy from the war depart
ment win tomorrow deliver Go the presl-
dent j. $50 parchment army com missions
for his signature. Having 70 sign such
commissions is one Of the harCsnlps OF
being president, for ID is hard &c Erite on
parchment with pen II II had not been
discovered that powdered FISH bone APP
piled TO the place where the president has
TO sign makes the work much easier he
would be a month at 5he job.
These 1870 commissions cover tire oIi-
GERS appointed and promoted during the
congress met Each parchment costs the
government 80 cents. and, a9 many are
injured while being engr0ssed, THIS par
ticular bunch Of commissions VIII cost
about $i.001. The president ana the SET
rotary of war both have 20 sign them
No rubber stamps or secretaries sigma
lures Will do.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1902-01-19
How it Looked.

lNeW J OK IlmeS-D
a murder case was on trial in Wash
ington a few days ago, and everybody IN
the Capital city was talking about II.
On the last day of the trial there was
much speculation about whether the
prosecuting attorney had succeeded in
making a case against the defendant. He
was intensely in earnest and had done
his best 10 fix the crime on the defend
ant. but the general opinion was that
the latter would escape Some one asked
Captain Samuel c. Lemley, judge advo-
cate general of the navy, what he
thought about il.
Wei. said Captain Lemley, lit re-
minds me Of a friend of mine down in
North Carolina who owned d yellow dog.
OF which he was very proud. One day
he came down the road in great excite
ment, and, seeing a man he knew a good
way on, he put his hand 20 his mouth
and shouted:
dogg
Yes bawled the other.
Where was heT
Chasing fox
best OF il?
Well answered his friend heSitst-
lngly, II was about neck and neck when
/ hrst saw him. but before they got out
or sight your yellow dog was about a
length ahead, %
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1902-01-19

put on to heat when start my dough.
mats good time TO allow, for I don [
rush nor yet dilly-dally.'
Just how long does Il take the lard TO
heat. Aunt Mary2'
That's what I'm telling YOU. dear, -
said Aunt Mary. pityingiy. AS long as it
takes me TO make batch. and he
amount of lard depends on how much you
have 10 fry A good half-kettlefuI IS
about enough
Kathie thought despairingly Of her ket-
tlesr running the samut from pint 10
nVe-gallon sizes, but she held her peace
Now for the doughnuts. went on
Aunt Mary; II take two or three eggs
But kathie Interrupted; For an exact
recipe, aunt Mary. please
Aunt Mary looked rather annoyed
That's exact, child" she said. testify
Eggs amt the same size always It's
TWO or three eggs, according TO size
broken IN a bowl with some sugar-not
too much-and a little melted lard dipped
out OF your kettle and some milk. Be care
ful not to get in too much for your eggs
ana some salt and baking powder"
About how much milk - Aunt Gdary2''
Dearie, said Aunt Mary, with great
patience, 4 have my crock of milk set
ting handy, and I just take I'D and pour
out TIL have enough 10 20 with my su-
gar and eggs Then put in -four till it's
right, and roll them out and into twists
and fry EN- and if you follow this recipe
you'll never fail. Now, dearie, that car
rage man"
Aunt Mary, said Kathie. firmly. Dick
doesn't ike my dOushnuts, and there's
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1902-01-19

Representative Loud walked through
the division of rural free delivery in the
p0stoffice department. last Tuesday. lie
knew almost every clerk in the DIVISION
Il wish you all a merry and prosperous
New Year ne said with q smile. the
clerks were all very busy and did not
recognize his voice. so none responded.
Mr Loud looked at them blankly and
then repeated his good wishes
Il wish all the best kind Of New
Year. he said slowly, "and the same 20
myself 80
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1902-01-19
PklEos HgNRYs VISIT.

iAlSiNIDEALs AND NEWSPAPERS
elpse great aim and object IN life
q 10 9Her e7ifiesm without sugges-
ii6hs ~ Improvement are decrying
te gianf which ale under way for the
reception ~ Prince Henry Of Prussia.
4a aaase persons HQuld be- most indig-
Faai 81 . Hiab ga.eHl ~ the United
e'afes lisife ~ feaelge 10 Some foreign
eelHsfg M aiieEiieH and the defer
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1902-01-19

wife Dick had pour
ed into his wife's
ears wondrOus tales
of Aunt Mary s
proves over oven
and pantry. None of
his tales. whatever
they might begin
with or contain. ever
failed 10 end Up with
auntie' S q o u z h
n utS. WhereupOn
Kathie. whose cook
ing-schOOl dOughnutS
had appeared once
since her wedding
day and been
frowned upon. decid-
ed TO get Aunt Ma
rvs recipe
But il was Aunt
Mary $ first visit %
the city. and she was
an intelligent old
tadv who knew
what things of inter
est the city contained
and had made up
her mind to see
them. So kathie saw
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As Mr.. Grosvenor Figures It.

washington TlmeS-)
An Ohio Republican is reported TO be
after Mr.. GrOsvenOr seat and accord
ing TO the mathematics of Mr.. GrOsveuOr
he viii get IL in about a million years.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1902-01-19

A New York paper hired Garrett P.
Serviss, the Noted scientist. to inter-
view Marconi The interview turned
out to be eight-tenths Serviss, one
tenth Marconi and one-tenth. drivel. a
newspaper man would have furnished
a better story for a twentieth Of
the money.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1902-01-19

Corn King" Phillips is said to have
been ruined by rye. We know lots of
people right here in Salt Lake who
have been ruined in the same way.
We know lots Of others who are ruin
ing all the corn and rye they can
reach.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1902-01-19
Fitness For American Citizenship.

iALdlld JouTudtl
Tt is said the tobacco growers in the
Philippines have formed a trust. Per
haps they are merely trying TO prove
their fitness for American citizenship
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1902-01-19

The fact that soon after DR.. West
advertised his fine chickens for sale
somebody depopulated his hennery.
doesn't necessarily indicate that only
thieves read the advertisements.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1902-01-19

right in spite Of their manifold handling,
and the recipe, in spite Of the fact that
quantities have not vet been reduced 70
proper terms, has not failed. So for sew
eral nights Dick has risen I'D after sup
per and called his wife the blessedest of
women
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1902-01-19

diiDllltE Tram IN TWO
hours, and the cab
came while you were
talking and 1 waved
it away. and I want
you to come and
measure out a batch
Of those dOughnuts
and get the lard
heated right and
then Dick viii be
satisfied.
Kathie's new recipe
reads like a weird
nightmare. with its
items of beef eX-
tract jar OF melted
lard, blue granite
spoon of baking pow
der and all the rest.
For Aunt Mary
measured by faith
and then kaIhie
measured by sight
Also when Aunt
Mary was not look
ing the kitchen Their
mometer played its
part in
fixing the right de-
gree of heat for the
lard kettle. But the
doughnuts came out
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1902-01-19

All that was needed to destroy the
last hope of the Cubans for reciprocity
was Senator William E. Mason's dec
laration in favor OF it.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1902-01-19

The resignation microbe is working
overtime these days. but it win prob
ably be found that Chief Hilton is
immune.
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Draws the line on Fits.

CHardman CTennl Free Press)
We are asked by Brooklyn doctor 20
accept fit medicine in payment for ad-
vertising- We will take itch ointment
and condition powders. but we can't have
fits just to ill our advertising space.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1902-01-19

Address all communications to The
Herald Company, Salt Lake City,
Utah.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1902-01-19
WASHINGTON DAY BY DAY.
What the Whales Mean in the Sen
ate Naval Room.


Washington-The new room Of the sen
ate naval COMMITTEES was deliberately dec
GRATED on walls and ceiling By "A marine
artist There are broad eXpanses Of sea
and pictures of all sorts of fishes and
SHIPS The artist ran pretty heavily @
whales. and there is a monster or two on
ing
How comes it there are so many
whales on the walls?" a friend asked
senator Hale, chairman Of the commit
tee, the other day.
They typify The size of the appro-
pFlauonS We are expected 20 make the
senator replied, gravely.
Senator Heitfeld is fond Of German
cooking. There is little restauran Mt
near the capitol that he patronizes fire.
qaently, The ether day the place
changed hands, and the senator was
greeted by stranger when he went in
What have you got today2r he
4 have pigs feet, lambs tongue.
poar head devilled kidneys'-
stop! Numbered the senator. 81
9ol care ABOUT your ailments. I came
IN here 10 eat
The engravers at the bureau of en-
craving and printing have completed
a vignette OF President Roosevelt MAJ
VIII always be used as the official MIC
ture OF the president After his deafh
II may De used on government money or
securities, but not until then. This Wig
nette WAS made from what was dacfde5
70 De the best photograph of the presi-
neht after every photograph he has had
taken IN the last ten years mad been ex-
amined.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1902-01-19
Mixed Complexion of Congress
lFhiladelphia Ledger.l

II 'Aidoelphla LedgeTj
AS 10 political complexion. congress
now consists OF Republicans, Democrat.
and Senators MeLaUrfn and Wellington
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1902-01-19
Is Doctrine - Deeds-

Chicago Tribune1
The late James Monroe VIII be remem-
be-ed much longer on account Of his doc
trine than on account Of his deeds
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1902-01-19
Eastern Offices.

Lefingwell's List, 35-37 Randolph
Street, Chicago.
80 Nassau Street, New York.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1902-01-19
An Invidious Insinuation.
(Atlanta Journal

fAtIduIa JOufuaLI
fernaps Mr.. Carnegie was prompted 10
oiIer that national university through
watching congress.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1902-01-19

(Chicago News.l
Long before Aunt Mary arrived on 4
Visit to her favorite nephew and his young
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1902-01-19

the stock yards and other sights So It
was that on the day of departure, when
Aunt Mary, her trunk gone and her bon
net on. was wondering how much the cab
man was going 10 make her miss the
train, Kathie cried out with a little
scream: -'Oh. Aunt Mary, the dOughnuts,
the doughnutsi"
Yes. child. bless me, yes said Aunt
Mary in a fright How you scared me-
Sit right down and I'll tell you how il is
It's right on my tongue.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1902-01-19
And Needed Irrigation.

At last we have q president who is
aware of the fact that the country west
of the Missouri river is on the map
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1902-01-19

Business Office Telephone. $50.
Managers Office Telephone, S57-3.
Editorial Rooms Telephone, ST.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1902-01-19

So Kathie. with pencil and notebook. sat
down before the old lady.
You must have your lard the right
heat. child began the old lady. "or you
might as well not have your dough made
up. IL shouldn't be too hot or the outside
viii burn and leave the inside raw. but if
il isn't hot enough the grease VIII soak
right in and make it fit for pigs and not
for humans
What temperature. Aunt Mary2" asked
kathie. capably. Il have my kitchen
thermometer. you know
Kitchen thermometer repeated Aunt
Mary. inquiringly. oh, yes. of course
and a good place for il. Now. my lard 1
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THE HERALD COMPANY.

Terms OF SUBSCRIPTION:
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TIE SALTLAKE HERALD.

Published Every Day in the Year.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1902-09-11

ran over and the flame when lighted
went ceiling high. Byron Sharff,
who was present, took it down and
threw it into the street and saved an
explosion.
Chas. Bisom's mare, Nancy Hanks,
took run last Friday and broke up
the harness and buggy somewhat.
He had just came in from the farm
and stopped at the harness shop to
get something, when away went
Nancy. She turned the corner south
by his home too short and upset the
buggy and then the mare kicked loose
and ran into the yard OF Tic Nc
Govern and took spin around tree
and stopped.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1902-09-11
Allows Wild Ride for Life.

With family around expecting him
!, to die, and son riding for life, Is miles
to get DR.. Kings New Discovery for
Consumption, Coughs and Colds, w.
III. Brown, of Leesville, Ind, endured
Deaths agonies from asthma, but this
wonderful medicine gave instant re-
lief and soon cured him. He writes:
s'I now sleep soundly every night. !"
| Like marvellous cures of Consumption,
Pneumonia, Bronchitis, Coughs, Colds
and Grip prove It's matchless merit for
all Throat and Lung troubles. Guar
anteed bottles SOC and $1.O0. Trial
bottles free at Nick Doffing & Co.'S
drug store.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1902-09-11
A Parsons Noble Act.

II want all the world to know"
writes Rev. c. j. Budlong, of Asha-
way, r. l., "what thoroughly good
and reliable medicine / found in Elec-
trio Bitters. They cured me of jaun-
dice and liver troubles that had
caused me great suffering for many
years. For genuine, all-around cure
they excel anything 1 ever saw"
Electric Bitters are the surprise of all
for their wonderful work in Liver,
Kidney and Stomach troubles, Don't
fail to try them. Only SOC. Satisfac-
ton is guaranteed by Nick Doffing &
Co.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1902-09-11
Take Care Of the Stomach

The man or woman whose digestion is perfect
and whose stomach performs its every func-
ton is never sick Kodol cleanses, purifies
and sweetens the stomach and cures positively
and permanently all stomach troubles, in
digestion and dyspepsia. 1t is the wonderful
reconstructive tonic that is making 80 many
sick people we'll and weak people strong by
conveying to their bodies all of the nourish-
ment in the food they eat. Rev. J. Il. Holla-
day, of Holiday, Miss, writes Kodol has
cured me- consider it the best remedy 1
ever used for dyspepsia and stomach troubles.
Twas given up by physicians. Kodol saved
my life. Take it after meals. Nick Dofing
90.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1902-09-11
Tho Professor, the Lady and the COW

Tho Professor, the Lady and the Cow.
It is told Of certain professor whose
observation-disclosures about equaled his
learning that he was one day, crossing
the college campus, absorbed to such
a degree in book of his that had just
been published that he was lost to
everything else. Suddenly he bumped
up against an object, and looking up
he saw that he had colhded with q
COW that had rudely strayed in his
way. Get out Of the way, you coww
he exclaimed irritably, pretixing an i'm
polite adjective to "cow."
The next day as the professor was
again crossing the campus, immersed
In his reading, he again ran into an
object. "Oh, that COMPOUNDED cow!'
he exclaimed. Then, hearing an in
dignant "Sirw he looked up hastily to
discover that this time he had come
up against the wife Of fellow pro-
fessor. 1t hardly made matters better
to assure her that he had taken her
for COW, and it required the good
offices of the entire faculty to restore
an era of good feeling.