The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1902-12-07
PUN OF THE WORLD.

Like all wars. the difficulty with Spain developed
crop of warriors like Bret Hartes who
Grant They returning from Cuba, Porto Rico.
and the Philippines.
a consequential negro stepped q drug store
Chestnut street Philadelphia buy something they
did not keep and having been made understand
fact after considerable trouble he remarked the
who had waited on him
i dars gentleman jest come hyar TO stablish
class teach Spanish Pears like eff de peoples
har wants ter speak Spanish ded better des go ter Cb
an Porty Rikey. learn hit des laik did
by extrac' wild de people.
so you have been to Cuba and Porto Rico. have
ycu?"
oh yes; yes sab. Use trabled mighty neah Ober
de worl myself
Whereabouts in Cuba did you goT'
+'Des all ober: ev'rywhar. neahly.'
We'll what places did you visit7"
I in de City Havanner odder cities; fac.
/ was des all ober &c place
Did you go tc obra-di-CapeIlo9"
"oh, members dat place berry well; hits right
coas.''
Then there's town way Interior right almost
in the middle Let's What is the of it? Boa
Constructor? That's it-Boa Constructor. Did you so
there?'
You des bet ID: dey was a consergent camp dere
an was sent wild spateh to de Gnra members dat
place mighty we'll
Did you ever happen to get to Canine de ydrOphobia
Law. yes. Our regiment eamped dar DORIS
nice spring right IN de oberskurts oh de town. an tell
ye enjoyed drinkn' OATS a place"
You learned TO speak Spanish right along. did you2"
'Laws-a-nassy. mister speak Spanish des
amt no hard angwig Al got ter do is make hit
suon des as little like langwig yer and
youse got it.
Then the behind the who speaks Spanish
pretty well addressed him in language which. being in
terpreted expressed the thought You iowdown
contemplate. worthless persons
Yes. sab; OATS got it. boss Wharn
de did Spanish? Yes sab Oats the tufe
what you says But Use got go Posofce. right
efway and thus speaking the learned traveller and lin
gust departed.
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Senator Prichard. of North Carolina telling how
healthy his section of remarked: a
aged %, and his wife aged 80 returning
their oldest child who had died
age of Il. They both deeply grieved As they
discussing loss wife said: always told YOU
John, that would never raise that child
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The way of the late Colonel Tom ochree got released
from the federal prison Johnsons island at tie close
the civil war write this delightfully."- impudent
yet CHEEKY President Andrew Johnson;
Mr. President Johnson;-when you get ready to lee
your island. please let know. and Will
the terms General Lee
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The prospective juror under examination by the
attorney the defense.
Have you expressed an opinion the merits of the
case?'
NO, sir"
Have you formed such opinion
NO, sir"
Have you read of the case?'
NO, sir
DO YOU know any who has formed opinion
well. 1 can't just say that
"Ah. were beginning set down to interesting
facts. You think possible that you know such
persona"
Il think it probable
Yes. yes. of And do you know any who
has read about the case?'
Il know who has cousin who works on news
paper and reads nearly everything"
Ha, then you have connection with who
presumably about the and formed opn-
ion? Wen the whole truth presently. Now sir,
do you know the prosecuting witness Of his
lawyers"
NO. sir"
do you know any one who does them
"Wc-ell-'
Speak up! Speak up Don't try TO conceal anything
wei. a whose wife's brother once worked
for the father Of Of the lawyers
Challenged for cause cried the attorney Of the de-
Tense. trumphantly.
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