The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-10-05


America has no Marie Corell
America has something to be thankful
for.
Small Jumps of coal are running at
ten cents each, and there are very few
people in town who have over three
Jumps.
Chicago's West side hasn't all Of the
warm names in the country. A New
York dispatch announces the engage
ment of Helen Roosevelt Roosevelt to
Theodore Roosevelt Douglas Robinson.
And the young man has carried the
handicap of that name to the junior
year at Harvard.
Even in mild winter there will be
plenty of ice between President 'Roose-
welt and Senator Alger.
Baseball may be happy yet. Andrew
Freedman has left it,
Tom Johnson's automobile is not like
Tennyson's brook. 1t isn't going on for
ever.
You can move, but you can't move
away from the coal question.
too much but in spite of this he is
generally ready for business the follow
ing night.
President Roosevelt, having one leg
out of commission, may be said to be
a whole president above the waist and
half a one below.
The Hay crop is reduced little since
Alice was married
Some of the politicians who are short
of coal might get busy by burning their
bridges behind them.
A Chicago woman has violated in
terstate courtesy by batting a st. Paul
burglar over the head with a pitcher
Her provocation was great, however,
as he was chasing one of her boarders
with knife.
Those Philadelphia burglars who
spurned jewelry and silverware and
carried off three tons of the family an
thracite weigh relative values like Wall
street financiers.
When it comes to strenuosity, Tom
Johnson isn't far back in the race.
cerned, probably Devery is few chips
shy on Sunday school training.
The umbrella would ask for an eight
hour day if it could talk.
OF course, you know, if you bought
your coal early you can sell it and live
at the Ryan.
oil
street even when it whispers.
But heaven forbid that the public
should again begin reading Zola's
novels.
The future king of Siam couldn't get
lonesome if he tried. He has 236
healthy brothers and sisters.
A book on etiquette ought to be sent
those st. Louis county bears. One of
them had the discourtesy to try to
enter a Duluth citizens house unin-
Vited.
Americans don't get old any more.
Joseph Jefferson, seventy three, is
having a vacation with his fourteen
grandchildren, and some time this
month he is going to give elaborate re-
Acres and "The Cricket on the
Hearth"
Prof. Haupt has discovered King
Solomon'S mines. He will next be
given a commission to find the bones
Of the man who struck the late Will
liam Patterson.
Boris has drunk nothing but bromo
I, b.
What jag he must have got on this
side of the Atlantic.
If one or two of those Pennsylvania
coal barons would stand for some of
flee, the people would be delighted to
indicate to them how popular they are
not.
Great news has been coming in the
past few days from Brookline, Mass.
One item says miss Porter deliber-
ately threw away the sixteenth hole
and the match by stymieing herself
and attempting to jump Miss An
thongs ball" How awful!
Whenever things begin to quiet down
in Montana three or four men meet
and form a new party.
w Hoti d pldCC OlliCd6o 10 IOi SOI iiClo
One fellow down there had 10000 love
letters.
The battles around Fort Riley were
not very serious. Only few hundred
men were half shot.
Chancellor E. Benjamin Andrews, Of
the University Of Nebraska, has earn
ed the right to part his name wherever
he pleases. He has refused a raise Of
$1,000 a year in salary.
Stay out Of the woods now or you
may be shot for deer.
Just now the world looks like series
Of footballs to the college boys. Hence
their disposition to take kick at
everything in sight.
The automobile death, however, has
the advantage Of being rather high
toned.
One could get trusted for IS coal, but
he can't for SO coal. Worse luckl.
Seems to me { was kicked. Yes, I
was kicked.-DeverT
Knew His Weak Point.
EittIe wmnie Ijusf returned from Sum
day schooi)--Is it true that even the hairs
Mr.. Frontseat-The Bible says SO, my
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