The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1902-04-07

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It is plain that Necessity, when it takes
ing law.-Puck.
If people could be Induced to bring their
lungs to the level of their living the world
would be good deal quieter.-Ram $
People won't pay you for talking calam-
ityl 50 you might as well ring off.-Atchi-
son Globe
Josiah asked Mrs. Chugwater. what
It's a place I suppose" replied Mr..
ChugWater. looking impatiently up from
his newspaper, where they empty ths
water out Of stocks Chicago Tribune.
Trouble is a blessin' in disguise. Some
folks wouldn't be happy at all onless dev
had somepin ter groWl over.-Atlanta Con
stltution.
A little seven-year-old Washingtoniau.
who Is already wrestling with the fntrica-
cent recitation was asked 81 his teacheT:
y ti s,y can you. give the principal parts
-oh, yes said Hawley. his face lighted
with sober Intelligence, present. die:
Current Literature
The chief labor in spring houseciean-
ing" observed the large waisted pl7iloso-
pheF. is IN the rearraneement Of the lIn-
necessary things. Indianapolis News
They say our -sense- Of aanor is very
slight" said the Ebglishman.
Z have heard that"
IT'S libel Why. sir. we laugh at
things which would provoke a smile from
anybody else w ashington Star
A little girl asked her mother If there
were any men in heaven.
Mamma . she said. Il never saw a pic
ture of an angel with q beard or mustache;
do men ever go e e, heaven 2.
to heaven, but it's always a close shave
for man to get in. PHILADELPHIA Times
rs he a master Of Enelish?'
Yes, to judge by the libraries he takes
with it."-Detroit Free Press.
That army officer is a splendid dancer
said the young woman, "but he doesn't
talk very Interestingly"
That shows he is clever answered
Miss Cayenne. He realizes that IN the
army It may be safer TO have reputation
as a dancer than IS a converse ionslist- -
Washington Star
Friend-A scientist needs n great deal Of
The Professor-Yes. indeed. A man may
toll for years without attracting enough
attention to be denounced as humbug.-
Lots 'er folks is 'frafd er de hereafter:
ter eit en- ali well seasoned "a ciImafed
ter de next one.-Atlanta Constitution.
A curious thing is digestion.
lis fraHght with power complete.
" neneseg mere 8 any tIlEs8 DIG 70 pc done
We all get together and eat.
Washington Star
The Medical Expert-I'm sure your baby
shows what our modern methods VIA do.
Did you follow my directions
Mother-0h. yes. First / skinned the
milk and added two parts of hygienic
water and two parts Of your celebrated
mOdifier Then ] carefully sterilized the
whole
And then2
Il threw it out Of the window and gave
the baby the cream. Life.
when I get to heaven said Mrs. Bns
ton COMMONS. = WIN ask Shakespeare
who wrote his plays.
he may not be there" replied Mr.. Bos-
ton Commons.
That 8 true," she continued; then You
can ask him. f-flkchange.
Clara-Half the time ne says he doesn't
know whether I love him or not. about
he hopes that DC. and the
rest he thinks may. and in addition he is
nearly always utterly miserable
A1aud-SNeU. m glad you're making
such a success Of the afair--Lffe
Mrs. Albert Parker who has been
i'll with ihhammatory rheuma.-
fism, is improving.