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Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1902-07-31
lPss.sus Ia, hi, .Opportunitx.

Ellis poetry" the public complained,
"'smells of the lamp"
At this Pegasus reverted to his
equine eide and indulged in a horse
laugh.
IL suppose it's the odor of that gaso-
line vehicle he tied up to after bucked
and threw him." whinnied the tabled
steed. Automobile Magazine.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1902-07-31
All Explained.

Mrs. Twickenham Ito Mrs. Slimson)
of late we have been having our
meals sent in by the various caterers.
Willie Slimson Ito his mother)-
Mamma, is that what you meant when
you said that Mrs. Twickingham didn't
know where the next meal was coming
from?-Exchange.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1902-07-31
Nearly Broke.

She--My, how obsequious! They
honeymoon.
He-But not that we're on'the return
trip.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1902-07-31
Waits Found in St, Patrick's,

In st. Patrick's cathedral there is
said to be found by the pew cleaners
an average of % babies every twelve
month. These babies have been lett
by Catholic parents, who know that
they will be raised, if they live, in
Catholic homes Ainslee's Magazine.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1902-07-31

Attorney-Did you see the plaintiff
strike the defendant?
Witness-Oi did, sOr.
Attorney And was the assault com.
mitted with malice fo,ethought?
Witness-No, sor; it wor committed
wid mallet behind the ear.-Judge.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1902-07-31
Rather Bitter.

"Do you think" he asked, THAT
you could learn to love me?"
II don't know" she answered; 81
might, but il l were a man I'd hate to
think that was an acquired taste."-
Chicago Record Herald.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1902-07-31
Hard Work.

Freddy-Did you hear that Reggy is
working?
Cholly-Raw Jove; it can't be!
Freddy-Yes; he's rolling his own
cigarettes. News.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1902-07-31
Her Sprins.

''If man sprang from monkey, what
did woman spring from?"
"Don't know"
"Why, mouse"
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1902-07-31
rheumatism

Rheumatic pains arc the cries Of protest
and distress from tortured muscles, acl,inc
joints and excited nerves. The blood has
been poisoned by the accumulation OF
waste matter in the system, and can nc
longer supply the pure and health sustain.
ing food they require. The whole system
feels tho effect Of this acid poison: and
not until the blood has been purified and
brought back to healthy condition will
the aches and pains cease.
Mrs. James Kc.i. Of 7o7 Ninth street, N. T.,
Washington. d. G.. writes as follows: "A few
months ago had an attack Of Sciatic Rheuma
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1902-07-31
Candid.

A-You see that lady over there?
She is Mrs. A. fell in love with her
at first sight. What do you think of
that?
B-I think it would have been better
had you taken second look.-Ex.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1902-07-31
Ladies Can Wear Shoes

One size smaller after using Aliens Foot Ease
Cures swollen feet. blsters and callous spots and
is a certain cure tor ingrowing nails, sweating
hot, aching feet At all druggists. 25c, Trial
package FREE by mail. Address Allen S. Ohm
sted, Leroy, N. y.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1902-07-31
ALWAYS in Trouble.

Nan-What is she worrying about
now?
Fan-Because she can't think of any.
thing to worry about.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1902-07-31
Exactly.

ado you think it ia possible to love
two girls at the same time?"
"Not if they know t."-Melbourne
Weekly Times.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1902-07-31

Mothers will find Mrs. Winslow's Sooth-
s M syrup the best remedy to use tor their
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1902-07-31

We are not to blame because you hsve
rheumatism but you are--if you do not
try Hamlin's Wizard Oil.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1902-07-31
Your Share.

If the earth were equally divided
among its inhabitants, each peiron
would get about 1914 acres.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1902-07-31

Hoods JarSupQrillu
To Continue The Dispute.

~ wonder how they came to marry
each other?'
"They were unable to decide which
was the better ping cong player. p
Exchange.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1902-07-31

eoTQ Permanently Cured 80 fits or nervousness
TITO after first day. nee Of pr. Nlue's Great Nerve
2estorer. Send for REE 90 trial bottle and treat
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1902-07-31

tl8m IN IT'S WOfSt tOfm. nc
pain was SO intense that I
became completely pros
tsated. The attack was an
unusually severe one, and
my condition was regard
ed - being very danger
Gus. ] was attended by
one OF the most able doc
tors in Washington. who Is
also q member OF the fac
uity Of Q leading medical
college here. He told me,
to continue his p,escrip-
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1902-07-31
HOITT'S SCHOOL

Parents desiring home influences, beautiful
surroundings, perfect climate, careful super
vision, and thorough mental. moral and phys.
ical training for their boys will find all these
requirements fully met at Hoitts School. Menlo
Park, San Mateo County, Cal
Send for Catalogue.
Twelfth year begins August 18th.
IRA Il. ;.OiTl, Pm. D., Principal.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1902-07-31

Some men return thanks before eat
ing and then proceed to Jaw about the
cooking.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1902-07-31
Survivors of Indian Wars or widows OF
Such as are Deceased

pension ~ the rateot $500 per month Send to me
Tor application. dtrcss 7. w. Tallmadge, Wash
ington. u. &. a Pension Attorney for forty wears
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1902-07-31

minerals in 1t to disturb the olgesuon anO
lead to ruinous habits.
We have prepared a special book on
Rheumatism which every sufferer from
this painful disease should read. It is the
most complete and interesting book Of
the kind in existence. It will be cent free
to any one desiring II. Write our physi.
ciaus fully and freely about your case. We
nc SxITi Sficific Co. ATLANTA. a.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1902-07-31

tons and would get well. After having I. filled
twelve times without receiving the slightest
benefit, declined to continue his treatment any
longer Having heard of S. S. S. (swift' specihc)
recommended for Rheumatism, decided almos,
In despair however. to give the medicine trial,
hobble around on crutehes. and very soon there
after had no use for them at all, S. S. S. having
cured me sound aud we'll. All the distressing
and am happy to be again restored to perfect
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1902-07-31

the great vegetable
purifier and tonic, is
The ideal remedy in all
rheumatic troubles.
There are no opiates OF
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1902-02-21
aAROuND THE PAN"

The reader may make up his mind 90
be pleasantly overwhelmed by the opu-
lence and yiyaclty of Around the Pan"
published by the Nutshell Publishing
Company, 1859 Third Avenue, New York
The wonders begin with the frontispiece
picture of President Mckinley, drawn in
a single line beginning at a point on the
cheek bone and going round and round
in constantly widening circle, with wa
verings and downbearings Of the pen in
the proper places to secure detachment
and shading. We are told that this por-
trait sis considered the most unique work
Of it's kind in the world" and il there
are degrees Of uniQueness We are willing
TO believe that this ID most the thing Of
which there are no duplicates. OF course
there is text in addition TO the pictures,
aud we should be surprised indeed TO hear
from any purchaser the opinion that he
had not got his moneys worth ($200).-
New York Sun.
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1902-02-21

HAMBLEN, one of the smallest
counties in Tennessee, has set the
pace in the good roads movement.
The county has voted to issue bonds
to the amount of $4,000 for the
purpose of improving it's roads,
The bonds will be- issued as soon
after April l as possible, as the road
and bond commission will be man,
ed at that time by the county court.
Commenting. on. this,the Nashville
News says editorially: "a county
Could'not'spe moneyin a better
way. Hamblen is a small county
one Of the smallest in the State
1t sets a good example to the other
counties. There seems to be a gen.
eral revivaBgof interest in the sub
iect of good roads throughout the
South. The necessity for them be.
comes more apparent every day
Money invested in the improve
ment of public highways is money
made. A very important consider
alton in this subject is the extern
sion Of the free delivery of mail il
ru7al districts. In allowing ia,
routes to be established the post
efice department inquiries abou
the nature, Of the roads, If the.
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1902-02-21

TAUM BAKER has not passed the
danger mark. Tuesdays Nashville
American says: collector John
E. Mccall has gone to Washington.
He left Saturday night, accompa-
MED by Sam Hawkins of Hunting
don. 1t is understood that Mr..
Hawkins has gone to Washington
in the interest of his son, Ernest
Hawkins, who is a candidate for
marshal of the West Tennessee dis
trict to succeed Col. 7. H. Baker.
This fight is warming up"
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1902-02-21
BUSINESS ANNOUNCEMENT.

me subscription price of THR CHRONICLE Is
glW per year; 90 cents for six months; 25 cents
iof tfoe months, which positively must be paid
~ ADVANCE. All subscriptions viii be promptly
Stopped az expiration Of time paid for
obituary and similar notices win be charged for
ny the rate OF cents per line. We will furnish
rates l0f display aud local advertising on apphUa-
news communications and articles on questions
OF public interest are solicited but we assume no
responsibility for the expressions contained m Am
buch communications and articles published
hemluanees can be made in various ways that
We pelleclly safe, but AL remittanees sent are at
risk Of the sender
All remIttances and business communications
should be sent TO TRAVIS BROS,
lelephCne 20. Camden. Tenn.
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1902-02-21
NONRESIDENT NOTICE.

w. f. Harrison VS.. H. Roberts ct ais In the
Chancery Court at Camden, Tennessee.
In this cause it appearing from the bill, which
is sworn to, that the defendants, H Roberts and
wife, d. l.. Roberts, are nOn-residents OF the
State of Tennessee and residents of the State of
Arkansas; they are, therefore, hereby required
to appear on or before the third Monday IN
March, next, before the court chat being the
first day of said COURT, and make defence to the
bill filed against them in said court by W. F Har-
rison or otherwise the bill will be taken for con,
fessed. 1t is further ordered that this notice be
published for four consecutive weeks in THE
CAMDEN CHRONICLE.
This February II ). 1902.
A. G. MCDANIEL,
Clerk and Master
3. /. PEELER, solicitor for complainant.
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1902-02-21

are good the chances for getting
the routes are better. The rural
free delivery system stands high in
popular favor, and in time will be
extended all over the country.
Counties that have good roads
stand a much better showing to
get the benefits of the system than
counties with bad roads"
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1902-02-21
COME TO BOLIVAR COUNTY, MISS.

The Richest Corn, Cotton, Wheat and Grazing
Lands in Mississippi. Can be bought on six
years time at So to so per acre. Will yield a
bale Of cotton or 40 to 80 bushels of corn or %
bushels of wheat per acre. Stock peas and al
falfa do fine, in fact these lands will grow almost
any farm products. If you are interested, and
wish further information, write
G. T. JACOBS,
Local Land Agent for Y. & M. V. r. r. Co.,
Shelby Miss
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1902-02-21

Wanted-The public to knowthat I am
prepared to remove grease, stains. etc,
from elothings ladies' skirts and coat col
arseleaned an&eolored ribbons renewed
in original coloys or old colors extracted
and goods recolored tar, paint or grease
effectually removed Terms reasonable
Cali on Mrs. o H WILLIAMS, Camden
Tenn, and leave your orders.
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1902-02-21

Nervous children are almost always
thin children. The outdoor boy" is
seldom nervous. Whites Cream Vermi-
fuge is the best preventive ofnervousness,
1t strengthens the system and assists to
that sort of flesh, which creates strength
and power of endurance. Price 25 cents
Sold by all druggists.
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1902-02-21

There is probably no disease or condi-
ton to the human system that causes
more suffering aud distress than piles.
Tabler's Buckeye Pile Ointment cures
them quickly, without pain or detention
from business. Price, so cents in bottles.
Tubes, rs cents. Sold by all druggists.
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1902-02-21
THE CAMDEN CHRONICLE,
THE SEMl-WEEKLY JOURNAL
THE HOME AND FARM
ALL THREE Oh YEAR.

This is the best offer we have ever made 10 our
friends and subscribers. You had better take
advantage Of this offer at once for the journal
may withdraw their special rate TO us at any time
The Semi Weekly journal has many prominent
men and women contributors TO their columns,
among them being Rev Sam Jones' Rev. Walker
Lewis, Hon. Harve Jordan, Hon. John Temple
Graves, and Mrs. w IL. FELTON,, besides their
corps OF efficient editors, who take care Of the
news matter Their departments are well Gov
cred Its columns of farm news is worth the
price OF the paper.
Send direct to this office SLIGO and secure the
three above mentioned papers one year. Ad-
dress THE CHRONICLE,
Camden, Tenn
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1902-02-21

Are you nervous, ran down, weak and
dispirited2 Take few doses Of Herbine
It will infuse new energy, new life into
the exhausted nerves, ard over-worked
brain or muscular system, and put new
face on life and business Price, so cents
Sold by all druggists.
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1902-02-21

Don't let the hand Of time paint wrin-
kles on your face Keep young, by keep
ing the blood pure and the digestive or
gans in heathiu condition. Herbine
will do this. Health is youth disease
and sickness brings old age. Price, so
cents, Sold by all druggists.
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1902-02-21
FOR CIRCUIT JUDGE.

BOND-We are authorized to announce Judge
john II. BOND OF Haywood County as a cand-
date for reelection to the Office OF Circuit Judge
OF the district composed OF the counties of Ben
ton, Carroll, Crockett, Gibson, HAYWOOD and
Henry. Subject to the action of the Democratic
party.
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1902-02-21
DISSOLUTION NOTICE.

The hrm Of W. F Harrison Co., composed
of W. f. Harrison and L. M. Williams, is this
day dissolved by mutual consent.
W. f. HARRISON.
L. NJ. WILLIAMS.
Holiday, Tenn, February 10, 1902.
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1902-02-21
MILLLAM M,.KLNLEY
lis LEE AND WORK.
BY GENERAL CHARLES H. GROsvENC

Presidents life long Friend, COmrade in war
and Colleague in Congress. Was near his side
with other great men when his eyes were closed
in death. Followed the bier to the National Cap
itOi and to Canton. The General requires a share
Of the proceeds of his book to be devoted to Nc
Kinley Monument Fund. Thus every subscriber
copies will be sold. Everybody will buy it. Or
ders for tlie asking. Nobody will refuse. Ele-
giant PhotOgrayure Portrait of President McKin-
ley's last picture taken at the White House. You
can easily and quickly clear 81 900 taking orders.
Order outfit quick. Chance to prove success, Sc
cure yearly contract and become Manager Send
~ cent stamps for elegant prospectus Taking
10 TO SO orders daily, $4,000 copies win be sold IN
this vicinity. Address
THE CONTINENTAL ASSEMBLY,
Corcoran Bldg, Opp y. 5. Treasury,
Washington, ~. e.
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1902-02-21
FOR CHANCELLOR.

HAWKlNS-We are authorized TO announce
Hon. A. q. HAWKINS rs a candidate for re-elec.
sion to the Office OF Chancellor for the division
comprising the counties OF Benton, Carroll, De-
eatur, Chester, Crockett, Henderson, Hardeman.
Hardin, Henry, Madison, McNairy and Perry
Subject to the action Of the Democratic party.
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1902-02-21

WADE-We are authorized to announce Hon.
w. w. WADE OF Gibson County as a candidate
for reelection to the office of Acknowledgement
OF the district composed of the counties Of Ben
ton, Carroll, Crockett, Gibson, Haywood and
Henry. Subject to the action of the Democratic
party.
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1902-02-21
FOR ACKNOWLEDGEMENT.

MARKING are authorized to Announce. Mr.
A. M. MARI of Henry County as a candidate for
election to the Office of Attorney General Of the
district composed Of the counties of Benton, Car
roll, Crockett, Gibson, Haywood and Henry
Subject to the action OF the Democratic party
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1902-02-21
FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 81, 1902.
CANDIDATE ANNOUNCEMENTS.

For Advertisements under this head our prices
are cash IN advance.
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1902-02-21
The Semi Weekly Journal
OF ATLANTA, GA,

Is n twlce-a-week newspaper, published ON Mon
day aud Thursday Of each week, with the latest
news Of an the world, which comes over their
leased wires direct 20 their Office. 10 Is an eight
page seYen-cOlumn paper
BY arrangements we have secured a special
rate with them In connection with our paper, and
for go we viii send
The Van Buren press. [volume] (Van Buren, Ark.) 1859-1914, 1902-08-30

A negro named John Howard wal
shot and killed nj Montroac by Dep
uty Sheriff Tom Howic, Howard wal
drunk, and HOWE attempted to arres,
him. lie drew hiu pistol, but the Of
Seer was too quick for him.
The Van Buren press. [volume] (Van Buren, Ark.) 1859-1914, 1902-08-30

Deputy Sheriff N. A. Beller of Lit
tie Rock and a planter named Scruggs
had a desperate battle with a man
named d. w. Miller few miles from
the above place. The officers went
TO Miller's house to serve warrant
charging grand larceny. They enter
ed the house and got the drop on Mil
Ter, but he refused to surrender and
started for his shotgun. Not wanting
to shoot him down. Beller placed his
pistol in his belt and grappled with
the man, who is about six feet tall and
weighs 100 pounds Scruggs assisted
the officer, and for about fifteen min
utes the trio was mixed up in a des-
perate rough and tumble battle. Mil
Ter was finally overpowered, but 1t was
necessary, besides using handouts, to
tie his legs and strap ais body to
seat in a vehicle. Beller and Scruggs
were badly used up in the scrimmage,
besides their clothing was torn into
shreds,
The Van Buren press. [volume] (Van Buren, Ark.) 1859-1914, 1902-08-30
The Game Season

The hunting season will soon be
open, so far at least, as turkeys and
deer are concerned, but there is yet
more than month before quail can
legally be killed in the state. Deer
may be killed any time between the
LIST day of September and the list day
of March. Turkeys may be killed be-
tween September l and May l, two
months longer being allowed than for
the hunting Of deer. Quail may be
killed October l to / March l, the
season" for partridges beginning one
month later than for the other two,
and being three months shorter than
the season for turkey.
The Van Buren press. [volume] (Van Buren, Ark.) 1859-1914, 1902-08-30
KLONDIKE PLAYING OUT.
An on, nj Report OF an AGENT Sent
There TO Examine shows Dis
couraginR Prospects.

Washington, Aug. 27.-The golden
star of the Klondke is on the wane,
according to the official report of
George II. Hess, who recently was
sent to Dawson by the Canadian Man
ufacturers' association to make a
thorough examination into the bust
ness prospects Of the Yukon territory.
The state department Tuesday made
public communication from United
States Consul Brush, at Niagara
Falls, dated August $, giving some OF
the principal features of Mr.. Hess
report.
Mr.. Hess points to the fact that
the total yield of the Klondike last
year was S24 100000, and that the
production Of the coming year will
not, according 30 government esli'
mates, exceed $l4,000000, n falling of
Of nearly one-half. Moreover no
new discoveries have been made for
over year, although since 1897 thou
sands Of prospectors have been ex-
ploring every creek and mountain in
the country. At Dawson Mr., Hess
reports ten applicants for every job
yet boatload after boatload of men
continues to arrive.
The Van Buren press. [volume] (Van Buren, Ark.) 1859-1914, 1902-08-30
|CH[ERED THE PRESIDENT.
Crowds Greet President Roosevelt
at Towns Between Bos-
ton and Lowell.
AECEIVED WITH PRESIDENTIAL SALUTE.
The stop was Short, But Every Min
ute of 1t was Filled With Inter-
est-The Local Camp of spanish
War Veterans Received Special
Marks OF Attention.

Lowell, Mass, Aug. 27.-For 25 min
utes, Tuesday, this city entertained
the president of the United States
and then watched him depart for
New Hampshire and Maine,giving him
heaty cheer as the train pulled out.
The president left Boston at $3.50
o'clock. On the run to this place the
towns of West Medford, Winchester
and North Billerca turned out I'M
mense crowds assembled and gave
loud cheers as the train passed. At
each place the president appeared on
the platform and acknowledged the
greetings.
The special train arrived here at
9:10 a. m, anu its arrival was sig
nailed by the firing of presidential
salute by the militia, and the G. A. X,
performed guard duty. The sidewalks
about the station were thronged with
people, and the common, which was
the scene of the real reception, was
black with humanity Acting Mayor
Badger and a committee of the city
government met the president and
party at the station and were pre-
sented by Chas. NJ. Allen, former gov
ernor of Porto Rico. After a few
words of welcome the party took car
riages and drove rapidly to the COM
mon through streets arched with
bunting and lined with cheering peo-
pie
Arriving at the speakers stand, the
president was presented to the people
in a brief sentence by the acting
mayor.
A sentry, a Spanish war veteran,
stood on either side Of the president
as he rose to speak. Cheers and APP
plausc greeted him.
At the close of his speech the presi-
dent passed TO his carriage. At the
rear of the platform he found the To-
cal camp of Spanish war veterans
drawn up at present" The presi-
dent smiled and standing up in his
carriage, spoke few works to them
concluding: And I'm mighty glad to
see you"
He was then driven back TO the sta
ton and in ten minutes the train
started out.