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Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-01-10
Governor Shaw a Grent Pie c,,.-

governor Shaw a Great Pie Eater.
The New England pie belt will have
a stalwart representative in the new
CABINET. says the New York World
Governor Leslie NJ. Shaw of Iowa tho
new secretary Of the treasury. is n
mighty pie consumer. With none Of
the prejudices against the producer
which food reformers have tried to in.
cuicate' he likes his pie with every
meal. sionally he will suppress
MS aesire 80 far as to eat a piclcss
breakfast Ne French dishes and no
liquors or wines for Governor Sbow.
Just plain American food plainly cook.
ca. with plain water and plain coffee
IN the line Of beverages.
II am just Q plain man." saws tto
governor. wv
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-01-10
On the Right ROad,

The Parson-What do you suppose
will become Of you when you grow I'D
II you never go to Sunday school?
The Kid-Don't yer worry bout me.
boss. I'm going ter be a politicians
Life.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-01-10

NCn.erOUs CuriOwity,
Laura Yes, you see she told him her
father had lost all his wealth Just to
test his love for her
Ada-.And then?
Laura-Well, she will know better
next time.--Smart Set.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-01-10

GeOrge-What's de matter, kid?
Willie-It's dis way (boohoo). Dc
boss told HE to be prompt about every
thing, an now he's fired me because |
was too prompt about goin' home.-
Chicago News.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-01-10
Deep Sen v.e

500 fa 'tp nDy msa, Of the oceans. peo,,
1 Ine If eyes or nonr inlay have either
causes CAUSES, ar to that of cave life suggestive s
is of tho are ed probably the same Nue. and the
lows. srated from ~ va HE
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-01-10

Little Colds" neglect ed-thol sands of
lives sacrificed every year. !Dr. Woods
Norway Pine Syrup curos little colds
cures big colds too, down to the very
verge OF consumption.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-01-10
Nc ade Should Never AShe

!, Never endure this trouble. Use at once
the remedy that stopped 1t for Mrs. N. A.
Webster Of Winnie. Va. ShS, writes.
"Dr. Kings New Life Pills cuzed me eff
two years" Cure Headache, Constipa-
ton. Biliousness. $50 at W. p. Gladdings
Barr, or DR.. j. q McAr/hurs, of East
Ba re-, druggists. -
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-01-10

Terrible plaques. those itching, poster
ing diseases Of the skin. Put an end to
misery. Doan's Ointment cures. At any
drug store.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-01-10
montpelier & Wells Riv.
"r r. r. Time Table

corrected to Dec, 8, 1901, Train.
leave Barre as follows, going east: '''
1.SO A. M-Connects at Wells R,v.
Ct WIN Accommodation train moth
ana south over Passumpsic D,vis;o W
D. d. q M. R. R. Connects AZ VII.
M Mlver with Accommodation Trsin
a moftll, and with Mail Train Sonth
oyel Passumpsic Division Boston =.
Maine R. R. " ooS'on q
Also connects with Accommodates.
n niain North, via. White Mountain
, pavlslon, and with Mali Train So"th
W VIn p Das through train service from
C wells River to Boston, via plvmo ,,t.a
concord, Manchester, NasSn mooon,
'o"ell, arriving Boston at 4.sop. ' w
R, 1S4 To-. P; M.-Connects at ws1,. H.
Mlver with Express and Mail IL M %sas
North t over Passumpsic Divi Sit I1sin
nr rss 1 ~ minneapolis. Western " o. ~.
1 GIr Pacific Coast points N v3s r Express
to St. Paul. S'iisP %eot Cars Wells River
to Psc, except ept.. Saturdays. Mn 1Sago
Pacific i Coast Wednesday, 'S5 Cars Cars to
tSn ,Whiteaeldl' Ta 'SS nis1pn, Little
with Een and Berlin Also cocnaea
PIvm m Express train for Bos tonne se
T5r mUutn' arriving Boston 3 oo VIA
Roston. o' LAR Wells River tn
R, y, 10 S,,s F. Connects ., w.,-
= ',e q N. R. R. for St, i 1ohnd north over
sl river with r. Connects at w sno
il staf,o Division B. &. N over = Pass
yn SiaslDns between Wells R 4, H. for
liver and aut W V7 Stations between Ma@a
bite Mesntna,ed 'T49 rsu and and
Id Lancaster ssSn' l'ttleton, white e N
FROM Bosroy
Arrive A'rrvs Boston R.a. 1000 A. N
'''As Barre, $50 P = M NJ
r,.t,. TRAINS wrsr
S S.; :, n ';'s s.e Wells 81. y River at 100,
o rM D'''s 1905 1855 A. N.
cave rs' sen,n.; TRAM SERVICE.
N ' soo Barre $50 r a, M. =.
cave Barr s,oS' SO P. \. M. 0'' LIS:
: rive S.l S. 40, SIS p 40 A. NJ,
$50, 4.s tpe s'sa las ! JOSIAH
VI v: MoRSsggA y, Gss apssj1nMs.ssnssss,,
and sen1 Pass X~sns'
1 a,ssaa'ns?t a. MsIsss ,,., Dec. sss'
atr s9f VI v, make nah NJ No. I %r
Tut s Vermont S come ction.
r, VIII leave tion, Mont.
D'''''D at 4le M 3 W
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-01-10

4e %S'Se'"' nh nes population Of ,,,u.
or s@f spss"A Soss s: ARE c 1, S"'
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-01-10

lWo million Americans suffer the TOR.
1 p panes Of dyspepsia. No need tn
Burdock Blood Bit crs cures A. ~ ~
drug store. AZ a1y
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-01-10

Towne-Ah. Resigned, eh?
Browne = Net exactly that, either
They offering $4,000 reward for him
Philadelphia Press.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-01-10
Not Necessary 10 Talk M,ch

Not Necessary 10 Talk Much.
lou Know she said, Il am not
Wuch OF conversationalist."
MS seemed to him the opportunity
'ol w'lich ne had been waiting.
Well'' he returned, IF | do tbe nro
Nin'harF talking your conversational
ap'l'ty Will he sufficient to enable Won
10 say Yes wont it,,
AFTER ALL in courtship there is moth.
. nl1. 'lhe getting your answer before VOL,
in nmpGssloie to forsee an accident M.
Tho osio'e a., 70 De prepared for il ~
main '''"s Eciectric Oil. Monarch oxar .
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-01-10
Double His Salary.

Towne-I see there's a new teller al
the bank. suppose Smugley was
fired.
Browne-Not exactly. They're offer
ing double bis old salary to get him
back.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1902-01-10
0INTs ABOUT ALMOND SNUFF.

Inc great cure for Catarrh, hay Fe.
yer, Cold In the head, Deafness and
4 Headache. ALMOND SNUFF clears
the head OF foul mucous. Heals the
ulcers of the head and throat. Sweet.
ms the breath and restores the epse
taste, smell and hearing. Does
cause sneez ng and is very pleas.
SsFt to use. Sold at all drug stores,
VIII De sent by mail on receipt Of
70 CENTS. Stamps taken.
AHEhRY, JOHNSON AND LORD PROP.
~ -s~- r BURLINGTON VT.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1902-04-04
eoIansh versus Mosqultoes.

Admirers of goldfish as house
pets and ornaments for aquariums
and artificial ponds may be able to
show that their favorites have some
thing besides their beauty to recon-
mend them. Professor w. l.. I'm
derwood of the Massachusetts, Insti-
tute- of Technology reports that
mosquito larvae are favorite food for
goldfish. He has made many expert
ments that prove the fact, and he
suggests that the introduction of
goldfish in many small bodies of wa
ter where mosquitoes breed would
be preferable to the use of kerosene
in destroying the pests. Goldfish,
he finds, will thrive in our natural
northern waters and can easily be
bred in any sheltered pond where
the water is not fed by too many
cold springs.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1902-04-04
KEEPING AN AGREEMENT.

Mrs. Dubois, wife OF the senator
from Idaho, is an enthusiast on the
subject of child culture. Before her
marriage she was kindergarten,
and she has made child culture her
life study.
when We were married" she said
recently to friend, 'the senator
and l made only one antenuptial
agreement"
"What was that ?" asked the
friend.
owe agreed" said Mrs. Dubois,
chat after we were married he
should never talk politics to me and
/ should never talk child culture to
him. And we have'kept that agree
ment scrupulously ever SINCE" she
added impressively.
you are an exceptional couple
to be able to keep such an agree
ment," was the comment.
"But we have kept it," said Mrs.
Dubois; "that Is, we have kept it
to this extent-the senator never
talks politics to me. New York
Times.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1902-04-04
LOST Ser Health For q Book.

Anna Katharine Green, author of
"The Leavenworth Case" said re-
Gently while visiting Washington
that her celebrated novel was writ
ten at the cost of her health, for
she has never been as web as be-
fore she started it. She spent two
years in building the story and con
fined herself more closely to it than
was advisable.
Upon being asked as to why she
selected New York city particularly
for the location of the plot of her
novels she explained that she had
found that the greater number of
the readers in this country desire
to hear about the metropolis. She
sSI also that she wrote more about
New York because she knew more
about that city than others. She
expressed her belief that too many
authors Of today are working in
fields in which they are little &C
Quainted.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1902-04-04
MIaht suceumh to Rox.l.u.

Two women sitting opposite the
writer in an electric car pitched
their voices so high that every word
of their conversation could be heard
by those sitting near them. Matri-
mony was evidently the subject of
their conversation, for one of them
said:
Sometimes think that if I was
single | wouldn't marry the Prince
o Wales hisself, an then ag'in I
Dunno"
Yes, that is sc" replied her COM
panion. 81 feel just that way my
self, an / have as good husband as
the averidge too"
$50 have THAT is, as men run
nowadays. "-Lippincott's Magazine.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1902-04-04

ONION
Red Globe
Strasburg or Yellow Dutch
PARSLEY
Hamburg
Double Curled
RADISH
Scarlet Turnip White Top
Early Scarlet Turnip
Long Scarlet
Long Scarlet
Scarlet Globe
White Strasburg
White Vienna
Charter
Black Spanish
PARSNIP
Imp. Hollow Horn
PEPPER
Long Red Cayenne
Bell. or Bull Nose
Sweet Mountain
KOHL RABI
White Vienna
Purple Vienna
TURNIP
Purple Top Strap. Leaf
Purple Top White Globe
FLOWERS
Alyssum, Sweet
Ageratum, Blue
Asters
Balsams
Candytuft
COxcomb
Bachelors Button
Dianthus. Chinese Pinks
Four O'Clocks
Mignonette
Marigolds
Morning Glories, Mixed
Nasturtiums
Pansies
Petunia
PhloX
Poppies
Portulacca
Sweat Peas
Verbenas
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1902-04-04

BEANS
Early Mohawk
Early Refugee
Imp. Valentine
Golden Wax
Dwarf Black Wax
Wardwells Wax
Henderson's Bush Lima,
PEAS
ALASKA
American Wonder
Little Gem
First 2nS Bert
Champion OF England
Tcle. hone
~RN
cry
r~ Minnesota
c'rs Evergreen
raa
IS Flool rrrnip
..leal -nrnip
r:"nth Sucar
AIT
- 81 .ysu
;lv Sau.scr
tier Ian Brunswick
.-eige Late Flat Dutch
i.arge Late -nr@;nhead
!ata 9TH lled Rock
10, OLE
Dwarf German
AtPNIN
SWee.. or Sugar
japanese Pie
SPINACH
PTickley
Round. OF Summer
CELERY
Turnip Rooted German
White Plume
Perfection Hartwell
Half Dwarf
Golden Heart
CARROT
Early Short Horn
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1902-04-04
PATTON HOUSE.
NOTICE.

To Geo. w. Host, J. e. Yost andE E.
Francisco.
You are hereby notified that a Lot
Of Land in the Town OF Graham, Va,
desc: ibed as situate on Morton Street
on the Commissioners books i'm Clear
Fork District, T9zewell County, Va.
was sold on the 18th, day OF December
1885 for delinquent taxes, levies, in
terests, and costs TO the Commow ealth
OF Virginia. and application for the
purchase thereof has been fled in this
~ftice, and it appearing from the records
in this office that you are interested ia
said land, yon are further notified to APP
pear in four months from the date OF this
notice and do what may be necessary to
protect your interests.
Given under my hand this 4th,
day OF March 1902.
I. f. GEORGE, Clerk.
Tazewell County Conrt Virginia.
(3-7-4t.)
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1902-04-04

CARROT-CoNTiSUED.
Danvers
Chantenay
Long Orange
CUCUMBER
Green Prolific
White Spine
Long Green
Chicago Pickle
Early Frame
HERBS
Dill
Summer SavCry
Thyme
Sweet Majorum
Sage
LETTUCE
Simpson Early Curled
Black Seeded Simpson
Prize Head
Grand Rapids
Hanson
S..lamander
SQUASH
Yellow Bush Scallop
Summer Crool.ncck
Hubbard
TOMATO
Acme
Beauty
Dwarf Champion
Perfection
New Stone
MUSK MELON
Extra Early Hackensack
Chicago Market
Green Nutmeg
Little Gem
WATER MELON
Dixie
Phinney's Early
ONION
Silver Skin
Yellow Danvers
Globe Danvers
Red Wethersfield
White Globe
White Portugal
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1902-04-04
Intensely American.

A writer in the Boston Journal
knows a man, an intense American,
who believes in the superiority of
the most stupid American over the
most learned or brilliant foreigner.
He calls all foreigners, of whatever
country they may be, ''dagos." The
Emperor William, the car, Rich
ard Strauss, Sardou, Ibsen, Maeter-
linck, the Chinese minister, Marco
ni-they are to him all "dagos," as
were Goethe, Peter the Great, Co.
lumbus, Omar Khayyam, Confucius,
George Sand. He always refers to
Americans as Goods owr."
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1902-04-04
Coronation Prices.

When Edward /. of England was
crowned, the price was half a far
thing; whole farthing sufliced in
Edward IFS time; to see Edward
III. rich men paid a halfpenny,
which we are told "was we'll giyen."
A really good seat from which to
assist" at the coronation of Edward
". cost twopence, while twice that
amount insured an equally good
view of Edward Wis procession.
Since then the price has gone up by
sixpences, shiliings, crowns and
guineas, and it is more than likely
that good view of Edward VII
and his splendors will cost as much
as the whole coronation of all the
Edwards that went before him.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1902-04-04
A Few Good Bargains In
f A r M S.


500 Acres. stock farm IN the best blue
grass section of southwest Virginia, on
the railroad one mile FROM station: good
lmplONems very large orchard of
pest improved fruit, fine neighborhOOd
Price $40 600 Easy terms.
A. acre fruit farm all rich land. beautiful
oichard, comfortable cottage. Price
St.5OO.
beautiful grain, grass aud fruit farm, $50
acres, level land. ON railroad, half
mile trom station, 1900 bearing apple
trees, best varieties. Rare bargain.
~, 300.
IS Acre truck aud fruit farm close TO
Roanoke, large strawberry beds, acres
leu taspoefrieS, 200 fruit trees; nice s
room residence. For quick sale. - .25O.
1870 Acres OF tirst.class land in high
state OF cultivation, I'm sight OF Roam
oke city, at $40 per acre. Nothing on
the market better than this. DO not
delay N you want 10.
s75 Acres blue grass fern. 20 acres river
bottom, 20 acres timber, balance in blue
grass; fruit of all kinds; good Improve
mentSi ON y. " w. railroad, n great
bargain at $4,000. Payments TO suit
you.
ll6 Acres with lovely improvements, nice
location in the best section of Roanoke
county. 81. 30 per acre. A great deal
Il hhe c:erk bottom aud No. trucking
land.
"a Acres in good state of cultivation.
we'll fenced and good water and fruit
Plenty OF timber. six miles from the
city. S3.5Oe.
IN Ideal farm of 4i0 acres. In a high
state OF cultivation, with beautiful IL
loom brick residence, on nice elevation
IN a grove OF large forest cakes, with
every necessary ON building, very large
Orclaid, ueor the city. TINS Is q e oi
the most desirable farms in the VALLEY
OF Virginia. 500 per acre.
beautiful farm of 40 acres on Roanoke
river lO6 acres of bottom land; upland
all good. 10 room residence uiceiy
painted ana papercd, line spring water
ana pleutS OF timber; near the city
rice 81, 800 In very easy payments.
beautiful farm of 500 acres OF the in~st
lana In Roanoke county. fine brick
dwelling, which cost over $1,000 Ito
build. tenant houses, all necessary
outOuildlngS. 9J acres of finest bottom
lana, 200 trult trees, some good tim
Der. Price $4,000.
Splendid bluegrass farm OF 500 acres
miles from railroad, first class inn
PioVSment; everything In good condi-
"iuoh. ms lSa beauty. SIS per acre.
Montgomery bluegrass farm of 1856 acres: :
sOou improvements, we'll fenced, line
water, plenty OF fruit. all good Iand
well Rrassed, m hOOd neIghbOrnOod.
Price SS, 5000.
Adjoining farms on n. ~ w. Ry, 20
lhiics east Ot Roanoke, level AHA
snioothe, with fine Improvements, good
orchards. lhis lana - fac Tor grain
ahd eslecially adUl ted To fruit growing
anu Oviohg To An estate mat must be
settled up. Can be sold CA long tiniv
al nom SS to $40 per acre, M any Size
tract desired.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1902-04-04
T.W.SPINDLE & CO.
ROANOKE, VA.
The --latest, Just In.


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tndma itothi oHce on ~
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Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1902-04-04
oil Wells and earthquakes.

Los Angeles is said to have expe-
rienced no earthquake shock since
the oilfelds in that city have been
opened, and the opinion is gaining
ground that the tremors which fire.
quently occurred before the wells in
operation were bored were in some
way associated with the accumulate
ing of natural gas in the oil meas
ures. The wells now give a vent to
the gas and relieve the strain on the
earth's crust.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1902-04-04

The CMINcH VALLEY News, is the
best paper in the county. Are you
a subscriber
The Sumpter miner. [volume] (Sumpter, Or.) 1899-1905, 1902-08-13

improvements comes the authenticated
report OF another rich strike on the
Concord vein, "North," as the ledge
north Of the tunnel IL designated. The
I.awtOn Standard Of Saturday says:
"The Red Boy company has always
been u close corporation; has most
xcalously guarded the secrets Of discov.
cries made ut the mine, and ~ rule an
outsider is unable to gain any informa.
ton about the mine, other than that the
twenty stamps are kept dropping con.
tinually and that the men receive their
pay regularly on the tenth Of each
month. In spite Of the caution Of the
managers Of the company the particulars
Of u rich discovery leak out occasionally.
Such has been the case this week. On
Tuesday the wnrkmen in u winze being
sunk on the North Monarch broke into
ore that runs well up into the thousands.
The winzc has been sunk for n consider.
able distance iron, the old working level
and all the way has been in the very
rich ore with values increasing rs depth
IT, attained. On the Helen ledge, IN the
Concord ground, is n pay shoot that ri.
walls the one found in the Monarch vein,
both as to size and values. The assay
made from the Helen ledge on Tuesday
showed values better than $500 to the
ton. The authority for the above infOr.
nation IL thoroughly reliable, and We
are safe in making the assertion that the
ore bodies Of the Red Boy mine never
showed higher values nor larger quanti-
ties ~ sight ready Tor the MILL
There H. no doubt ~ to the fabulous
richness and extent of this strike on the
Monarch vein. T.. j. Godfrey was IN
town Friday with samples Of the ore.
tha, were fully hall free gold. THE
MiNnH's informant said that it was the
first time Mr.. Godfrey was ever known
Ia bc excited over anything connected
with the Red Boy. The significant feat.
urc oi this last find Is that it was made
in the dccpcs, workings ON the property,
beyond doubt that values
increase with depth. That the lcdges
ego down" was proven two years ago.
Killcn, Warner ~ stewart, Of Sump.
ter, have secured the agency for the sale
pi treasury stock-and there Is nothing
the matter with tina, strike, either.
The Sumpter miner. [volume] (Sumpter, Or.) 1899-1905, 1902-08-13
New Quartz Mill Invented.

The new quartz mill, Tor which pat.
crt has been applied by Messrs. Hazel
tine " Boycc, ol this city, has been rum
ming every day this week II, the Canyon
City planning mill, where il is crushing
ore from the Hobo quartz and placer
mine. on Miller mountain. The mill,
which was constructed simply for II
model. j. built oi wood. with the cXcep.
tion ui the steel band on the roller. The
mill NJ il stands will crush about 200
pounds ri ore per hour, but when con-
structrd oi iron its capacity would be
doubled ar trcblcd. The boys have run
through ubou, 1850 pounds Of quartz
this week. which Is exceedingly hard,
but oi II very high grade. With soft,
high grade ore the mill would pay big
returns. The water for sluicing IL
pumped from the creek into n reservoir,
where il can bc used as needed. 4 News
representative visited the scene oi oper-
atiuns yesterday and was surprised to
tind machine representing so great an
amount oi ingenuity. The boys certain.
IL have n fortune in the mill. No clean.
up has been made as yet to determine
the richness Of the ore which they are
crushing, but as it assays very high, the
cleanup, when made, is expected to be
large. aud the owners will no doubt
have good sized gold brick to deposit
with th.ic hnnl n..,nunt Il ira nj 'n,,n ntv
News.
The Sumpter miner. [volume] (Sumpter, Or.) 1899-1905, 1902-08-13

The celebrated Gund's-"the beer Of
good cheer"-always on draught at Dun.
phys The Clnh.
The Sumpter miner. [volume] (Sumpter, Or.) 1899-1905, 1902-08-13

Harrison, the Giant Powder man
wants every miner to make his office
headquarters when in Sumpter.
The silver state. [volume] (Unionville, Nev.) 1870-1903, 1902-08-05
Will Contest Case.

The will of the late John T. Read of
Paradise valley is to be contested in the
courts, the preliminary proceedings being
taken in the District Court here today.
This morning was the time set for
the hearing of the petition for the pro-
bate of the will of the deceased before
Judge S. ]. Bonniheld Jr. The petitioner,
George G. Morehead, who Is named as
the executor, was represented by Judge
NJ. S. Bonnifield and g. w. Burchard OF
San Francisco. Contest was made BY
Judge w. S. Bonnifield. representing Isaac
Read, a brother of the deceased, who
was not remembered in the will. The
question of the jurisdiction of the court
was argued at length and an adjourn
ment taken until 8 O'Clock this afternoon.
The silver state. [volume] (Unionville, Nev.) 1870-1903, 1902-08-05
The Candidate.

He cometh up like a flower and retireth
busted. His friends fill him with false
hopes and atmosphere. He swelleth like
a toad and thinKeth the earth his'n. He
smileth upon all mankind and %sloppeth
over with humor. He kisseth the child
rem and scattereth his microbes among
innocent babies. He privately cheweth a
Glove when he meeteth a preacher and as
he converseth with him he standeth in
the leeward and curbeth his breath as
with a strong bit. He goeth home late
at night to his deary wife with a berry
breath and cold feet. He riseth up be-
fore time and hiketh forth before break
fast saying II go to see a man." The
dead beat lieth in wait and pulleth his
leg to a queens taste. He ''naileth a
lie" but before election he runneth short
OF nails. He giveth literally to the
church, he subscribeth a good sum TO the
poor whose barn was burned, he sendeth
a small keg hither and a large keg
thither. he yieldeth up his substance with
apparent alacity. After the election he
goeth back TO the barn and kicketh him.
self and teareth his hair and calleth him
self a Rotterdam fool.-Minneapolis Mes
senger.