The Lewiston teller. (Lewiston, Idaho) 1900-1905, 1902-06-19
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boss Of this house? Henry peek-N"1
I'm the boss understudy.
III you don't quit eating 50 NM,
Willie. you will be sick" WON, ), !.
time enough to quit then: '-Indian.n
oils News.
Mrs. Newpop-My husband goes IA
church every Sunday. Mrs. Justwea
Why is that: Mrs. Newpop-Well vo,
see baby is teething.
She-Why, wouldn't marry ron
you were the last man on earth. HI
Quite SO. l could get handsome wifa
Observation-Disclosures Press.
About: Mrs. Quizzer-What did or,
pastor preach about this mornino
William? observation-disclosures an hon,
and forty minutes.-Ohio State Jour.
nal.
Husband-The coffee is cold again
dear. What would you do if | were
to kick? Wife-What would do dar.
ling? Why. Id certainly make it ho,
for you.
Jaspar-What makes Unison so sour1
Jumpuppe-He once had a success he
did not merit. aud ever since he has
been expecting things he does not de-
serve.-Life.
Employer to Typewriter-I regret
having to let you go. Miss Keys, but
my wife doesn't seem to like you. and,
er-you see. I-er-can't discharge nv
wife.-Life.
Her Magnanimous Decision: And so
they have made up their Quarrely'
'Oh. yes! AS soon as she saw that he
was wrong she concluded TO accept his
apology."-Puck.
A Back Number: Helen--Is that the
latest book you are reading. dear: Miss
Reeder-Oh. dear. NO! Why, this book
has been out since noon yesterday
Ohio State Journal.
Beth-kate says she il awfully sem
sitive about her weight. Edith-Good.
Now we shall know what to say about
her when We want to say something
that she won't like.-Bostoa Transcript.
A Future President: There's a boy
that'n be President o. the United
States some day. Think so?" II
know it. Amt horse In the country
that kin throw him."-Atlanta Consti-
tuition.
Phil Brick am sorry now that
bought my wife golf suit. Phil Ossi.
fer-Why? Phil Brick-Well. she's
been Fostering me to buy a ten-acre lot
for golf links ever since.-Ohio State
Journal
Coming Out Of a woman's Club:
The difference between my husbands
club and mine" said the pretty wom-
AN looking at her watch. lis that mine
lasts from two until six. and his lasts
from six until two-"-I.ife.
Saved: Thank goodness" sighed
Mr. Wurk. Il will get a little rest to-
day.. why do you say that:' queried
his wife. Because" went on the hus-
band only portion Of the Sunday
paper came."-Ohio State Journal
Extras In the Bill: Clerk of the Burn
ing Hotel presenting bill to escaping
guestsl-An guests of this hotel will
please step into our new Office across
the street. and pay for this extra fire
and water service.-Chicago News.
A shadow crossed the young mans
face. Can ii be that We will make 4
mistake in marrying?' be eueried.
anxiously. How you frighten me-
exclaimed the maid: lets have an
other wedding rehearsal right away"
Grandpa" said a little girl Il saw
something this morning running across
the kitchen foor withou. any legs.
What do you think 1t was:" What
was ii? Water" said the youpgs,er,
triumphantly.-Si- Louis Post-Dis-
patch
Hard Work: First Lawyer-How did
you come out in settling up old Coz
rox's estate? Second LawyerIIs was
q hard struggle. First Lawyer-No'
Second Lawyer-Yes. l had hard work
TO keep the heirs from & ,ting part OF
the estate--Ohio State Journal.
Brooks" said Rivers. ~thaf.s the
second time I've heard you use the
phrase aching void l wish you would
tell me how void can ache Well
said Brooks. rejecting a moment. mot
to speak Of hollow tooth don't you
sometimes have the heaaacheY"
Yes" said the woman with sharp
eyes those people who moved In next
door are inclined - make an ostenta-
tious display Of their wealth. in
what way: They go into the corner
grocery and order beefsteak in a loud