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Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1902-02-11

Mr.. and Mrs. Peter Conan of East
Corinth, are the guests of relatives in
this city. They will call on friends in
Chelsea before returning.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1902-02-11

William Neal, editor of the York
Courant, who has been visiting his pa
rents in Farmingdale for a few days,
returned to York, Monday.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1902-02-11

The Ladies' Aid of the Universalist
church will meet with Mrs. ]. B. Dingley,
Washington street, Wednesday afternoon.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1902-02-11

Miss Harriet Grey of Sidney, who has
been the guest of friends in this city
for the past week, returned home, Mon
day. 4,s.s-
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1902-02-11

Harry Jewett, who has been visiting
his uncle, Mr.. Potter, for a few weeks
at his home in Bodwell, has returned
to this city.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1902-02-11
HALLOWELL.

L. "A. Small Of Portland is visiting
friends in this city.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1902-02-11

Harry Small of Brunswick. who has
been the guest of friends in this CITY
for a few days, returned home, Mon
day.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1902-02-11

Nettie Bracket, who has been visit
ing Mrs. Ida Leeman for the past week,
returned to her home in Portland, Mon
day. y-r
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1902-02-11

L. 3. Steward arrived from Brewer.
Monday. to attend the Mother Goose
Party in the evening.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1902-02-11
RAILROADS AND STEAMBOATS,.
9aEE NR|S1H7
THROUGH TRAINS.
In Effect, Oct. IA, 1901.
Passenger trains leave Augusta -

THROUGH TRAINS.
Pennington. Phillips, Rockland. Port:
land. Boston. Bridgton, Montreal and
Rangeley. Rockland. Portland. Boston.
Nam NJ. heyn Fas aop
and Beecher Falls; 80 P. N. local to
Portland; $50 P. NJ. (exprsss) for Bruins
wick, Portland and Boston, connecting
Bridgton. No. Conway and Bartlett: 1876
P. NJ. might Pullman) every night for
Lewiston. Bath, Portland and Boston;
3.os A. NJ. daily except Monday for Port
GOING EAsT-1.s2 A. M. (night ex-
pressl for Skowhegan, Bangor. Bar Har-
Dor. st. Stephen. Calais, ST. john. Hall
ington Co. r. r. Monday morning, going
east does not connect for Skowhegan nor
on Sunday morning for Belfast. Foxcroft
Wash Co. r. r.; 90 "A. NJ. fer Water
vile, Belfast, Skowhegan. Bangor and
Bucksport; R.35 p. NJ, Waterville. Bangor.
Stephen. Calais, Houlton. Woodstock.
st. John and Halifax, and 70 Lewiston.
VAC via Oakland ri nd and Winthrop: 20 P n: ex-
Wash. Co. r. r.. DIG Iuwn. Greenville
and Katahein iron Works: 80 p. II. for
,Waterville, Oakland, Nortn Arson. Bing-
ham, Skowhegan. Belfast. Toxcroft,
Greenville. Bangor. Old Town and Malta
wamkeag; 72s p. N. for WatervfIe.
SUNDAYS-Going west. EOS A. N. for
Portland. Boston; 1O.2S A NJ, I055 p. NJ
for Brunswick. Bath. Portland and Bos-
ton. Going east, 132 4. III, Bangor; 0U
A. M. and go p. M. for WatervfIis and
Bangor.
The Night Pullman Train leaving 1t
1.32 A. NJ Monday morning. going east
dees Tot connect for Skowhegan, nor ON
Sunday morning for Belfast, Fexcroft or
east of Bangor, except to Ellsworth and
Wash. Co. R. r.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1902-02-11

Mr.. and Mrs. Reuben Eastman arrived
from New York. Sunday, and are visit
ing Gardiner friends for few days.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1902-02-11

Miss Weeks, who has been visiting
in this city for the past week, was a
passenger on the morning train for
Lewiston.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1902-02-11

w. c. Johnson left, Monday, on ar
visit to Boston
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1902-02-11

Parker Spofford of Bucksport, who
has been visiting friends in the city for
the past few days, went to Boston,
Monday, .. ~ t-,.,-
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1902-02-11
Bowditeh, Webster { Co.
DRUGGISTS.
DRUGGISTS.

the members of Granite Lodge, No. so,
X. of P, at $50 tonight. All members
are requested to be present.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1902-02-11

There will be service at st. Mat
thew's church on Ash Wednesday,
(Feb. 12). at 7.30 O'Clock, p. NJ.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1902-02-11

Ladies' Social Circle of the Baptist
church will meet, Tuesday afternoon,
with Mrs. DR.. Brooking.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1902-02-11

Miss Annie Andrews went to Lowell.
Mass, Monday, where she will make a
visit of q few days with friends.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1902-02-11
Daily kennebec Journal
GARDINER.
jsunaPs Tslsphsas Call-37-5.

Mrs. f. S. Smith and son, Harold, went
to Ellsworth Monday. for visit.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1902-02-11

Miss Laura Bradstreet returned, Mon
day. from short visit with Portland
friends.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1902-02-11

Miss Climena Foster of Waterville
is the guest of friends in this city,
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1902-02-11

John Foster returned to Madison, Mon
day. after short visit with Gardiner
friends.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1902-02-11

Mrs. w. E. Overlook of this city, is
visiting friends in Bangor.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1902-02-11

Mrs. c. A. Varney returned Monday,
from q short visit with Bath friends
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1902-02-11

The sun Of Sunday and Monday
melted the sRoM In the roads. Where
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1902-02-11
NATIONAL HOME.

M. P. Burns has reported for duty
from furlough to Augusta.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1902-02-11

Important business win come before
Anadarko daily democrat. [volume] (Anadarko, Oklahoma) 1901-190?, 1902-04-12

zebra, plain geometry and the general
principles of physiology and hygiene.
The name of Gen lee has been men
toned. Robert f. Lee graduated from
the West Point military ac lGemy in
the year 1929. He vas much older
than were the generals who were made
his chief antagonists en- the Union
side Lee had seen thirty-siX years OF
service, counting his cadet time, WHOM
the Civil War broke out He was a
colonel of cavalry at that time a
statement that carries with it in days
of slow promotion the suggestion Of
advancing years. In view of this it
seems almost startling to know that
one of Robert e. Lees classmates is
living to-day If he live a few years
more he will celebrate the centennial
annive: sary of his birth. Joseph Smith
Bryce of New York city entered the
military academy seventy-seven years
ago. and the memory of his entrance
is clear in his mind to-day.
Among the improvements planned
for West Point at the beginning of the
second century of its existence is a
neN chapel. The hearts of the gradu-
ates turn more fondly perhaps to the
| old chapel building than to any othey
structure on the plateau.
Protests have gone out against the
destruction of the historic building
! but they may prove of no avail. In
glass inclosed inches in the chapel
walls are the battle flags captured in
the country's foreign wars; on black
tablets in letters of gold appear th'
names of the revolutionary heroes;
halfway down the roster appear let
ters that have been partly blotted ou
by the insertion of bits of black mar
BILE. Enough of the name is left 81
that one who knows history may real
ize what name 1t was that has beer
thus selected for ignominy. The blot
ted name is that of Benedict Arnold
traitor.
Anadarko daily democrat. [volume] (Anadarko, Oklahoma) 1901-190?, 1902-04-12
Albert and Victoria.

Queen Victoria has set down in her
journal her feelings after her we'd
ding. "Oh, how | feel for my dearest,
precious husband at this moment" she
wrote. Father, brother, friends, coun-
try-all has he left for me. God grant
that l may be the happy person, the
most happy person, to make this dear
est, blessed being happy and content
ed What is in my power to make
him | will do" The proceedings in
parliament on the eve of the marriage
were not such as to make Prince Al
bert happy, and the queens journal
records her indignation at the course
events took in the House OF Commons.
A long and heated discussion took
place on the proposal to grant $250,O0O
a year to the prince, and ultimately
the grant was limited to $150.O00.
Prince Albert learned OF these things
on his way to England and complained
bitterly in a letter to the queen. "All
| have to say" he concluded. lis that
while / possess your love they cannot
make me unhappy
Anadarko daily democrat. [volume] (Anadarko, Oklahoma) 1901-190?, 1902-04-12
RUSSIAN RAILWAY ACCIDENTS
In 1899 Averaged Twelve Day, with
1.a2G KILLED and $500 TnIured.

In 1899 Averaged Twelve a Day, with
1,a26 killed and $500 Injured.
The Russian railways have always
had an evil reputation for the great
number of accidents. fatal and other
wise, annually recorded against them.
Judging from some statistics just is
sued by the ministry of ways and com
munications, this unenviable notoriety
would appear to be more or less well
deserved
The latest compiled data are for
1899, in which year there We're 4,ii7
accidents, that is, on an average, a
little more than twelve per diem. OF
this total l 1862 were derailments, $50
collisions and 2,335 of various other
descriptions. The derailments resulted
in tweuty-one deaths and 112 cases
of SERIOUS personal injury; the dam
ages incurred by those accidents were
552, ,S61 rubles. The collisions were re-
sponsible for nineteen deaths, 23S cases
of serious injury, and damage to the
amount of 100000 rubles. Other acci-
dents resulted in the deaths of LAG
persons and 1865 cases of personal in
jury. Railway accidents unconnected
with passenger traffic were responsible
for thirty deaths and 1850 cases OF
personal injury. Altogether l,226 per
sons were killed and 6,S93 injured.
During the twelve months under re-
view there were not so-called serious
railway accidents in England. If the
trains, ordinary and express, in Rus
sia were run at anything like the
speed which obtains on English ant
French lines, says London STANDARD
correspondent, the number of fatal
/ ties would be at least tenfold greater
more especially in cases of derailmen
and collision. Railway travelling II
Russia is proverbially slow, but b,
| no means sure.
Anadarko daily democrat. [volume] (Anadarko, Oklahoma) 1901-190?, 1902-04-12
A Question of Climate.

An old colored preacher was telling
his congregation that after death they
would probably go to the moon. After
meeting one of the best-informed Of
the brethren said to him:
"Br'er Jinkins. don't you know dat
de moon is col ez ice, en- amt got no
fire tall in it?"
"Br'er Thomas" replied the parson
"ef hits a fire you a-wantin des keep
on in de way you gwine en- you can't
miss it,"
Anadarko daily democrat. [volume] (Anadarko, Oklahoma) 1901-190?, 1902-04-12

~ II n all countries where .the
NJ nag floats, in the United
IA States, in Porto Rico, in the
%A Philippines and as yet in
VV Cuba. there gathered at the
NV banquet board on the night
OF March IS gray-haired
generals and youthful see
ond-lieutenants. At midnight they
reverently drank toast to alma mater
in honor of whose one hundredth birth
day they assembled. d.
The West Point Military Academy
was. one hundred years old. Sunday,
March 16, The celebration marking
the centennial took place the day be-
fore. At the institution on the Hud-
son there was appropriate recognition
of the day, and as a more marked OBJ
servance of the day there was inaugur-
ated a change of system and curricu
lum, which will tend to place the
institution upon a more modern foot
ing. The occasion was specially
marked by the presence of scores of
graduates who followed the Stars and
Bars and who until recently felt that
lhtlt was tOuSlIdlUl NutH IL tdult W
the point of mingling with their class
mates who had followed the flag from
Bill Run to AppomattoX.
In Gen. Cullom's history of the
graduates of West Point he says that
much capital has been made out of the
supposed fact that all the graduates of
West Point appointed from the SoutL-
ern states took up arms against the
Union. Gen. Cullom gives names and
figures to show that one-half of the
Southern-born graduates followed the
Stars and Stripes.
In Gen. Cullom's will he left a pro-
vision for the erection of a great me-
mortal building at West Point and its
completion and dedication marked the
academys centennial year
The United States military academy
was established by an act passed more
than a year after the first students
were sent to West Point, and the
Anadarko daily democrat. [volume] (Anadarko, Oklahoma) 1901-190?, 1902-04-12
HE FELT BETTER.
because He Had Got Rid of the Cause
of Disturbance.

because He Had Got Rid of the Cause
of Disturbance.
Bishop Williams of Connecticut useA
to tell the following story of the late
DR.. Ducachet: "One Sunday morning
Dr. Ducachet arose feeling wretchcd.
After a futile attempt to eat break
fast he called an old and favorite col
ored servant to him and said: Sam.
go around and tell Simmons (the sex
toni to post a notice on the church
door that | am too ill to preach to-
day
Now, massa, said Sam. don't yOn
glib up dat way. Just glib him a trial;
you get long all right
The argument went on and resulted
in the minister starting OFF. Service
over, he returned to his mouse, look
ing much brighter.
How you feel, NASSAU said Sam,
as he opened the door.
Better; much better, Sam. am
glad | took your advice
-"T knew it; | knew it, said the
darky, grinning until every tooth was
in evidence. i knew you feel better
when you git dat sermon out O. your
system New York Tribune.
Anadarko daily democrat. [volume] (Anadarko, Oklahoma) 1901-190?, 1902-04-12

has seen the services of generations;
the chair is uncushioned; the wardrobe
is a row of shelves.
There is no school in. the world that
has so eXacting a discipline as has
Uncle Sans military academy.
The War Department has decreed,
beginning with the class seeking ad-
mission in 1902. that q properly at
tested certificate of gradua ion from
a public high school where certain
named studies are taught SHALL aiva
the candidate entrance without a men.
tai examination. Those who have not
this certificate must pass an eXamina-
ton in the ordinary grammar school
branches and in English literature, al
Anadarko daily democrat. [volume] (Anadarko, Oklahoma) 1901-190?, 1902-04-12
HOW HE LOST HIS LEGS.
Cripple Answered the Old Lady's oues>
tIon, but She Was Not satisfied.

Crlpple AnsWerou the Otu Lhuys nues>
tlon, but She Was Not satisfied.
Speaker Henderson lost one of his
legs in battle, but does not miss it
much nowadays, as he has such an eX-
cellent substitute. "A good many
people," he says. ASK me how l lost
my leg. Generally | tell them, but
always think of the story of the Iowan
who had both legs cut off by a buzz
saw. One day he was riding in a rail,
road train and an old lady who sat
across the aisle from him stared at his
stumps pretty hard. Finally she said:
Pardon me, sir; but will you tell
me how you lost your legs?'
90 No, l won't the legless man re-
piled The old lady sighed and settled
back in her seat. Pretty soon she be-
gan staring again. and, unable to con-
seal her curiosity, she pleaded;
"I wish you would tell me how
you lost your legs
"The man relented.
"'Well, he said, IN tell you if yon
will promise not to ask me any more
questions. Now. mind you, you can't
ask another question
"T PROMISE said the old lady in
a quiver of excitement
"'Well,' said the legless man, 4 had
them chawed off.
Anadarko daily democrat. [volume] (Anadarko, Oklahoma) 1901-190?, 1902-04-12

Sir, you have deceived mel" eX-
claimed the angry damsel. You told
me you were working and earned a
big salary, and on that statement you
have been holding me in your arms
and have become engaged to me.
now find that you do not work and
that you are confirmed loafer."
Guilty" replied the wretch. "but
Barnum said the American people like
to be humbugged.
"Humbug whom you choose, sir, buj
I. sir, do not propose to be bum
hugged'
Having nothing else to do he put
that in his pipe and went out to smoke
it.
Anadarko daily democrat. [volume] (Anadarko, Oklahoma) 1901-190?, 1902-04-12

school was opened March 16. 1902, and
from that day the institution dates its
birth.
The first graduate of the United
States military academy was Joseph
G. Swift. He stood No. l in class
of two cadets. Simon NJ Levy had no
difficulty in graduating next to the
head of the class. Smith was the first
graduate of the academy simply be-
cause he was handed his diploma first.
AS a matter of fact Swift and Levy
graduated together. The first was ~
Massachusetts lad, while the second
came from Maryland
If the young man who has TO work
his way through Harvard or Yale were
compelled to live in room as bare
as the quarters of cadet he proba-
Anadarko daily democrat. [volume] (Anadarko, Oklahoma) 1901-190?, 1902-04-12
OUR WIT AND HUMOR.
Two Columns of Jokes Ground Out by the
HumoristS.

The Greensboro Herald has this in
teresting item:
"Our venerable friend, Judge Dolvin
Of Sloan, says he has been justice
Of the peace continuously for forty
four years, and during that time has
married 1888 couples and received in
exchange for said service only one
bushel of sweet potatoes.
However. he has never had the eX-
perience of Judge Edwards of Lee. who
married colored couple and was
presented with a string of fish, and Il
year after the groom said to him:
Il wish ter de Lawd I'd eat. dem Ash.
Atlanta Constitution.
Anadarko daily democrat. [volume] (Anadarko, Oklahoma) 1901-190?, 1902-04-12

THE best of us said the man of
generous inclinations. ARE occasion
ally betrayed into a deviation from
the strict paths of truth"
George Washington never told a
lie," was the rejoinder.
THAT is only hearsay. There is
nothing on record to show that Wash
ington personally, ever made the
claim. He was too truthful man
to venture any such assertion"
Anadarko daily democrat. [volume] (Anadarko, Oklahoma) 1901-190?, 1902-04-12

The ark had been about ten days oa
its journey. and the occupants were BY
this time well acquainted.
ITS dreary time said one Of tho
two neas Here we are compelled to
TO live upon
I'm getting lonesome. said one dog
to the other. There are not enough
flea3 to lend zest to life. and the mi.
crobes are all camped on the two cats"
Anadarko daily democrat. [volume] (Anadarko, Oklahoma) 1901-190?, 1902-04-12

Still doubled up with that Internal
rheumatism, are you, Motley? Upon
my soul, | am sorry for you" said the
friend who had dropped in for a short
call
81 am glad to have your sympathy"
replied the sufferer, wincing little as
a sharp twinge caught him in the ell
bow joint. but have read the obitu'
aries of 80 people who were sorry for
me-
Anadarko daily democrat. [volume] (Anadarko, Oklahoma) 1901-190?, 1902-04-12
His So Bill.
-en't a s. bill about

Tutcher-You haven't a s. bill about
you, have you?
Klutcher-Yes, l have. How did
you guess it?
Tutcher-G just thought you might
have.
Kluteher-T just got it this morning.
Here it is: -. Klutcher to A. Taylor,
Dr., to trousers, So"
Anadarko daily democrat. [volume] (Anadarko, Oklahoma) 1901-190?, 1902-04-12
rdl,Ion, OF ropu,ar Authors.

in the last three years. according to
the English Book Catalogue, there
were published 17S editions of Shake
speare. 1S4 of Scott. so OF Dickens, A.
of Alexander Dumas, So of Thackeray
27 each of Capt. Marryat and lane
Austen. and 18 OF George Eliot.
Anadarko daily democrat. [volume] (Anadarko, Oklahoma) 1901-190?, 1902-04-12

A correspondent says that an itinerr
ant colored teacher proposed to es
tahlish a school in Liberty county and
put up this sign:
Grammar will be Teeched Hair
Also Spellon and Multerplecatin. Rates
will be Resemble, Considerin the
Times. Atlanta Constitution.
Anadarko daily democrat. [volume] (Anadarko, Oklahoma) 1901-190?, 1902-04-12
Glad to Find Whore 1t wa, Lost.

Pompous individual-Are you aware,
sir, that you deliberately placed your
umbrella in my ear last evening?
Fellow w-clubman-Most careless Of
me, I'm sure | wondered what had
become of it, and-would it be too
much trouble for you to return it?
Anadarko daily democrat. [volume] (Anadarko, Oklahoma) 1901-190?, 1902-04-12
Girls Usually Do.

"Have you Moores poems?" inqur-
ed the swet young thing.
II think so, miss. I'll look in min
ute" replied the clerk in the book
store. by the way, here's fine new
story just out It's called Just One
Kiss and"
Il want Moore" she interrupted
haughtily.
Anadarko daily democrat. [volume] (Anadarko, Oklahoma) 1901-190?, 1902-04-12
Men Of SOe,Sf Poirlf
Graduates the World Over Gather to Honor
Their Alma Mater.

cot with its hard mattress; sweeps tha
floor diligently before daybreak in
winter, and washes in the ice cold
water which he draws from hydrant
bis room in wooden bucket The
"pitcheE is a gourd dipper;, the wash
stand is Of pine and is probably worth
80 cents. The one table is bare and
Anadarko daily democrat. [volume] (Anadarko, Oklahoma) 1901-190?, 1902-04-12
some Tall Thinking.

"You are not cold said the mental
curist; you just think you are"
Think it, do II" chartered the gen
tleman with the blue nose and shiyer.
ing limbs. well, If that's the case I'm
doing some tall thinking just at pres
ent."
Anadarko daily democrat. [volume] (Anadarko, Oklahoma) 1901-190?, 1902-04-12

Ascum-You don't care much for So
ciety, DO you?
Crabbe-No. Society is nothing but
a ridiculous school, where every no
body is taught to try to be somebody.
Anadarko daily democrat. [volume] (Anadarko, Oklahoma) 1901-190?, 1902-04-12

"Jimmerson is still wearing his
summer tan shoes. I'll be hanged ii
! would make such a guy OF myself"
Perhaps you are used 10 going
barefooted."
Anadarko daily democrat. [volume] (Anadarko, Oklahoma) 1901-190?, 1902-04-12

Ethel, | don't think you ought to
go to any place of amusement. This
is Lent" place of amusement, nam.
ma? It's an elocutionary contest. -
Chicago News.
Anadarko daily democrat. [volume] (Anadarko, Oklahoma) 1901-190?, 1902-04-12

Old Friend-Was your daughters
marriage success? Hostess-Oh.' a
great success. She's travelling in Eu-
rope on the alimony.-New York
Weekly.
Anadarko daily democrat. [volume] (Anadarko, Oklahoma) 1901-190?, 1902-04-12

Guest-I say. landlord. your food
and cooking is worse than it was last
year.
andlord-Impossible. q "a M
Anadarko daily democrat. [volume] (Anadarko, Oklahoma) 1901-190?, 1902-04-12

ibly would give up his education and
lgo iome in disgust, The cadets don't
mind it, however. The son OF the
millionaire who enters the
academy sleeps on his springless iron
Anadarko daily democrat. [volume] (Anadarko, Oklahoma) 1901-190?, 1902-04-12

wonder what is the Oldest business
on earth?" Mine" said the CRATER.
THE con business Is older than farm.
ing. 1t began in the Garden Of Eden.
Washington Times.
Anadarko daily democrat. [volume] (Anadarko, Oklahoma) 1901-190?, 1902-04-12

Washington Times.
81 think It was so unkind Of him"
"What?" "Why. when | said aunties
mouth was a perfect Cupid's bow. he
said: Yes but she's too fond Of shoot
ing it off philadelphia Bulletin.
q wonder how she makes such
success of keeping boarders?' Why.
she has the greatest knack you ever
saw for serving next to nothing IN
first class style e"-Philadelphia Bulle-
tin.
Teacher-Now, Master Kirby, you
should be more correct in your com.
position. You say. Il love school,"
Now, school cannot be loved. Can't
you use a more correct expression?
Master Kirby-I hate school.-Stray
Stories.
South Carolina is attracting too
much attention in the Senate" said
the North Carolina politician. She's
casting us in the shade" That's So"
agreed his lieutenant, "and what we
want to do is to get Jim Jefferles to
settle here and make him Senator for
us. s.'--Philadelphia Press.