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Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1902-02-25
THE LAST HEARD OF 1T

No matter how rough de road ter
heaven is, you'll feel all de mo- lax en-
joyin' er yo' res wen you gifts dar.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1902-02-25

DeWitt's Witch Hazel Salve cures
piles at once. For skin diseases, cuts,
burns, bruises, and all kinds of wounds
it is unequalled. j. S. Gerall, st. Paul,
Ark, says: I suffered with piles and
could find nothing to help me until
DeWitt's Witch Hazel Salve completely
cured me-" Beware Of counterfeits.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1902-02-25
Wanted.

Poplar delivered at my mill, South
Paris, of regular size and length.
Will pay market price for same.
L. P. HAWKINS, South Paris.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1902-02-25

81 have been much troubled with
dyspepsia" writes NJ. S. Mead, Attic
boro, Mass. my clerk suggested try
KOdol Dyspepsia Cure which l did with
most happy results. have had no more
trouble. Kodol Dyspepsia Cure digests
YOUR food,
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1902-02-25

Winter coughs are apt to result in
consumption if neglected. They can soon
be broken up by using Foley's Honey
and Tar. F. A. Shurtleff & Co. Grin
Stevens. Oxford.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1902-02-25

Sympathy is all right in its proper
place, but there are times when kick
would be far more effective.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1902-02-25

Trouble is blessin' in disguise. Some
folks wouldn't be happy at all onless
dey had somepin ter growl over.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1902-02-25

my little boy took the Group one
night" says F. D. Reynolds, Mansfield,
o. "We feared he would die, but One
Minute Cough Cure quickly relieved
him. For grip, bronchitis it is a..certain
cure.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1902-02-25
Popular songs would be less objection
able If sung only in the hearing of those
with whom they are popular.

Dyspepsia-baue Of human existence.
Burdock Blood Bitters cures 1t, prompt
ly, permanently. Regulates and tones
tho stomach.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1902-02-25

Foley's Honey and Tar is the best for
Group and whooping cough, contains no
opiates, and cures quickly. Careful
keep it in the house. F. A.
Shurtleff & Co. Grin Stevens, Oxford.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1902-02-25

Mothers can safely give Foley's Honey
and Tar to their children for coughs and
colds, for it contains no Opiates or other
poisons. F. A. Shurtleff & Co. Grin
Stevens, Oxford.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1902-02-25

Is it burn? Use Dr. Thomas Eclec-
trio Oil. A cut? Use DR.. Thomas
Eclectric Oil. At your druggists.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1902-02-25
Her Little Hen.

Mary had little hen;
Twas feminine and queer:
II laid like smoke when eggs were cheap
But stopped when eggs were dear.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1902-02-25

The most reliable preparation for
kidney troubles on the market is FOley's
Kidney Cure. F. A. Shurtleff & Co. Grin
Stevens. Oxford.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1902-02-25
BEEcHAx's PILLS for distress after eating.

Men grow old before they know it,
but women always grow old before they
let any one else know it.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1902-02-25

To be noble is to know how to forgive
ignOble things in others.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1902-02-25

Nabob-A seaport belonging to Rus
STA
Didactic-A mountain In the island
Of Gambia.
Declare-A county in ireland.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1902-02-25

A fool girl often encourages fool
man for the purpose of bouncing him.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1902-02-25

Every girl imagines she can sing-and
80 does every frog.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1902-02-25

A man seldom knows what he doesn't
want until after he gets it.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1902-02-25

I'ts.a wise mother-in-law who knows
her own daughters husband.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1902-02-25

Great men marvel at their successes
small men at their failures.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1902-02-25


=, etc.
the cut and
LIONS rather than
style are here also
sleeves are being brought
uay, new collar designs, new
IT'S different from anything brought
out before, yet still keeping the general
ideas of cut-sheath-titting at the hips
and flaring broadly around the feet
that have been popular all winter.
Many of the new skirts are double or
triple, some are slightly draped. For
general wear, the all-round skirt, cut a
sensible walking length, is much worn.
Short sleeves are to be very popular,
and slightly low necks will be used in
summer gowns. All kinds of short
sleeves, from above the elbow to any
point below that is becoming, will be
seen. Long sleeves, too, will be trans
parent.
Velvet and velveteen blouses for wear
ing with cloth skirts will be worn late
into the spring, but are much shown, it
scarcely matters of what blouse is
composed-lace enters inevitably into its
trimming.
Fancy and plain flannel shirt waists of
every imaginable variety hold sway, and
fancy lace insertions, galoons, or stitched
bands of silks are the favorite trimmings.
|-McCal's Magazine.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1902-02-25

Some men are so mean they won't
even pay back borrowed trouble.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1902-02-25

The Messenger-Can't 1 ride on my
badge? The CONDUCTOR don't know;
but you can get off the car and try it.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1902-02-25

A switch in time saves the child from
the cat-o-nine.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1902-02-25
TOPS THE COUGH
WORKS OFF THE COLD.

Laxative Bromo-Quinine Tablets cure
cold in one day. No Cure, no Pay
Price 25 cents. F. A. Shurtleff & Co.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1902-02-25
No. 34.-Charads.

In many devious paths we stray
When by my first we're beckoned.
And by my first we're dragged away.
Or else we are my second.
Sometimes my second may be shot,
Which brings much grief and dole.
But when my seconds very hot
II cannot be my nh0le.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1902-02-25
FAVORITES NEARLY EVERY
WHERE.

Constipation means disordered health.
DeWitt's Little Early Risers relieve this
condition. Never grippe. Favorite pills.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1902-02-25

ermna-
.s,iy seen on a
,ecessity 5. A beau
9. A very small begin
..,n sometimes great result. I.
Married. s. To perceive. 8. The fe-
male of useful animal. 10. Is it good
or bad?
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1902-02-25
CLERKS WISE SUGGESTION

It's wise woman who knows half she
would like to know about her neighbors.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1902-02-25
SAVED HIM FROM TORTURE.

1t is said that more wives are disap-
pointed in love than spinsters.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1902-02-25
DIR GREATEST ENEMY.

"" 0'H1H
Q greatest enemy to our genera
y Is neglected cough. IL Is DAN
20 allow cough to run; by 80
u put yourself in condition for
9 ton to take a firm hold upon
,ty-nine per cent OF the cases
ption are caused by neg
n. Statistics prove it.
cough first commences ID
stop it. Bauer's Instant
guaranteed cure for
'nchitis, influenza, Ia
money will be re-
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1902-02-25

he apple and found out
q, she probably sampled
.ruit in the garden just to
~ would happen.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1902-02-25
ARM

AKIN.
f fire at night is
p, which sounds
/ knell and it
lething is done
ey and Tar never
lief and quickly
: Group. Mrs. P.
IN, KY, writes:
! had a severe
r said she could
If Foley's Honey
gave quick relief
..efuse substitutes.
Co. Grin Stevens,
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1902-02-25
'srs.
CAsToH1A,
3 and children,

ieans without
70 showing you
Q word. Small
ably is anOny-
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1902-02-25

u l object
DOR! The
laps you'll
Vim not
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1902-05-17

So she was crowned with poises bright
While Gophers say with footsteps light,
Each with streamcr, danced about
And .wove the colors in and out.
Each year, the Little Gophers say.
They thus turn out TO welcome May.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1902-05-17

I some one else should bear away
The prize and Be the Queen Of May.
YET, when the voting was all done,
Twas easy to be seen that one
Miss Lily-paw Of Burd hurst
- fsss: Ssz . s 81 2 s
In Gopher favor stood the first.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1902-05-17


THE night before the first of May,
/ Brought little sleep to Gophers gay,
For Gopher girls each thought "Ah me
q wish ] might the May Queen be:
While Gopher boys both large and small
Laid plans to raise the MaypoIe tall.
No sooner had the rudy sun
Popped up to say day had begun.
Than, trooping to the village green,
The Gopher boys with spades were seen.
With haste they followed out hole,
Then others ran to bring the pole,
Which soon stood proudly in its place
With earth packed firmly round its base.
But there was still more work to do,
For streamers gay Of every hue
Still had to flutter from its height
10 make the pole exactly right. .
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1902-05-17

But Dick and Dan, good climbers they,
Had soon attached the streamers gay.
The pole bedecked, the girls were seen
Assembling on the village green.
Each tried to look divineIy fair,
Each tried to think she did not care B
Rocky Ford enterprise. (Rocky Ford, Colo.) 1887-1950, 1902-09-12
When the Sun win Fail.

The total of the SUMS heat Is equal
to that which would be required to
keep up 100000 millions Of millions of
millions of horsepower. or about u.s.
900 horsepower for every square yard.
and yet the modern dynamical theory
of heat shows that the suns mass
must fall in or contract thirty-five me-
tiers per annum to keep up that ire
mendous energy. At this rate of con-
traction the solar radius will be .01
per cent less in 1000 years from now
than 1t is to-day. According to these
deductions, time must come when
the temperature must fall. This be-
ing the case. 1t is inconceivable that
the sun will continue to emit heat
sufficient to sustain animal life for
more than 100000 years longer.
Rocky Ford enterprise. (Rocky Ford, Colo.) 1887-1950, 1902-09-12

National characteristics are many
and varied. and scientists are always
discovering new things In which we
differ from our ncishbors on the con.
tincnt. The ia,cs, OF these is feet.
The French foot Is narrow and long.
The Spanish foot is small and elegant.
ly curvcd-thanks TO It's Moorish
biood-corrcsponding TO the castil-
ian's pride OF being high in the In.
sttcp.' The Arabs foot is proverbial
for It's high arch. The Koran says
that n stream OF water can run under
the true Arabs foot without touching
It, The foot OF the Scotch Is high
and thick: that OF the Irish. fiat and
square: the English. short and fcshy.
When Athena was In her zenith. the
Grecian foot was the most perfectly
formed and exactly proportioncd Of
that OF any OF the human race.
Swcdcs. Norwcgians. and Germans
have the largest feet. Americans the
smallest. Russian toes are 'wcbbcd"
to the first Joint. Tartarian toes arc
all the same length.
Rocky Ford enterprise. (Rocky Ford, Colo.) 1887-1950, 1902-09-12

"Ah. poor fellow" said tho maya.
Zinc editors visitor. drawing his chair
up to the desk after n sad.iooking.
middlc-a4e man had shambicd out.
I'm glad you gave him something.
II I hadn't feared you might regard II
rs an impcrtinence would have given
him n little change myself. What 4
poor. brokcn.down looking chap he
was. What was his story! The same
old thing. l suppose. Lost his Job.
can't get chance anywhere else be-
cause he's more than forty. Family
on his hands. too. very likely. by
George. It's a tough proposition any
way you look nj H."
Il don't quite understand what you
are referring to-"
why. that poor fellow who was In
hero Just now. ! saw you give him
some money. II must come mighty
hard for one with vcstisc of man
hood left In him to ask for"
"oh. that fellow! He wasn't beg.
cling. He's the man who edits our
department on How to Succeed
give him his money In driblets to
make II last through the month.
You1i probably see him lying Mt the
bottom OF the stairs In happy uncon.
seriousness when you 10 out."-Chica'
70 Record'Hcraid.
Rocky Ford enterprise. (Rocky Ford, Colo.) 1887-1950, 1902-09-12
A NEW SENTIMENTAL RECORD
Couple Engaged In Twenty Minutes;
Marrlad In an Hour.

Couple Engaged In Twenty Minutes;
Married In an Hour.
Sergt. A. W. Harlis and his wife are
they were engaged after an acQuafnt-
ance of twenty minutes. and married
Just an hour from the time they first
met. says the Chicago Tribune.
The scene of the romance was tho
Lundsreen cafe In Highwood. Miss
Ella Mabel Is years old. went there
year ago to take the position OF
cashier. While she was counting the
change at noon on Saturday last Sergt.
Harlis. q veteran OF the Spanish-Amer-
lean war. and Just discharged from
the Third United States cavalry en-
account Of wounds received during an
engagement in Cuba. approached 70
pay his bill.
Il am tired Of restaurant fare.
wish ! had home" Harlis confded
to the cashier. II was the frst time
he hid even spoken to her.
why don't you get homer" coun-
seled the cashier.
mo girl seems to want me-" tho
soldier replied.
Surely you have not spoken to
every GIRL" Miss Mabel said. You
have never said word about 1t to
me-"
They were engaged then and there.
and were married forthwith. Now they
are on a wedding tour. In Wisconsin
the groom has farm. where tho
couple will live. Sergt. Harris was left
3e5 900 two weeks ago.
Rocky Ford enterprise. (Rocky Ford, Colo.) 1887-1950, 1902-09-12
THE DEATH BED.

We watched her breathing through fhs
night.
Her breathing soft and low.
As in he. breast the wave of life
Kept heaving 10 and fro.
SO silently We seem'd to speak.
So slowly moved about,
AS we had lent her half our powers.
To exc her living out.
Our very hopes belied her fears,
Our fears our hopes belied-
We thought her dying when she slept.
And sleeping when she died.
For when the morn came dim and sad.
And chill with early showers,
Her quiet eyelids closed-shc had
Another morn than ours.
Tom Hood.
Rocky Ford enterprise. (Rocky Ford, Colo.) 1887-1950, 1902-09-12

A schoolboy who was going to par
ty was cautioned by his father not to
walk home II 1t rained, and was given
money for a cab. 1t rained heavily.
and great was the fathers surprise
when his son, in spite of the instruc.
lions he had received, arrived home
drenched to the skin.
did you not take cab as I ordered
you, Alfred?' the parent asked stern
ly.
"oh. yes: but when ride with you,
YOU always make me ride inside. This
time l rode on top with the driver.
Say. dad, 1t was grand"
Rocky Ford enterprise. (Rocky Ford, Colo.) 1887-1950, 1902-09-12

You see, 1t was this way"
credited her, that when | marry Lord
Crackenthorpe, III forget all about
you"
Should you be so ungrateful
acquiesced.
"The reason told you this" said
Betty, examining my brassy at
tentively, was to ask you If you
would mind-that Is, II you would care
to-I mean, do you think you could
find out for me II he considers me-
"In other words" said l, a5 she hest.
tated, you would like me to sound
Archdeane himself"
well. yes" said Betty, much re.
Ileved by my comprehension, that's
exactly it"
whats his address?" inquired
producing my notebook.
= Captain Archibald Archdeane." said
Rocky Ford enterprise. (Rocky Ford, Colo.) 1887-1950, 1902-09-12

Asked what he thought of the ocean
on his return from the scashore. the
Billville citizen replied:
well. sir. It went further than any
mill pond ever seen. an 'pcarcd to
be crbout as rough an quarrelsome as
what the old woman is when stays
out late O. nights!'-Atlantn Consti.
tuition.
Rocky Ford enterprise. (Rocky Ford, Colo.) 1887-1950, 1902-09-12

so you have Mt last settled on q
name for the baby"
''Ycs'm. First. We named him Hob
aon. then changed II TO Dewey. an
af,crward To Funston Sehicy johnson.
Hut now we've named him jcs' plain
Jim. Yo' ncvah finds you've made a
mistake whcn you calls en- jcs' moth.
In but Jim."-L.lfc.
Rocky Ford enterprise. (Rocky Ford, Colo.) 1887-1950, 1902-09-12

Betty with aiacrity. til Royal Brit
ish Fusiiicrs."
"But where can find him In Lon.
DOM" ! asked.
''Oh. OF course" said Betty. how
stupid Of me. He isn't In London
though. he's in Paris. You won't mind
running over there. will you? He's
staying with his sister. Lady Ashleigh.
Her husbands connected with the
British legation. you know"
I assured her would go to the
ends of the earth to serve her inter
ests.
Its awfuliy good of you. Mr.. Car.
michael" said Betty gratefully. Il
never shall forget It. l assure you"
1.-THE pleasure" asserted. lis mine"
Its nice OF you to say that" said
Betty naively. "it makes me feel more
comfortable. You must appreciate that
my confidence is a token OF my sin
Rocky Ford enterprise. (Rocky Ford, Colo.) 1887-1950, 1902-09-12

These racing automobiles ought to
be suppressed" remarked the indig.
nant man.
"oh. don't know" replied the low.
iy citizen. II get some enjoyment
out OF them"
"You! Why. you never rode in one
In yonr life
"of course not. but think how inter.
csting they are making things for the
scorchin5 bicyciists. who have hereto
fore monopoiized the roads. tell
you. It looks to me like righteous ret.
ribution."
Rocky Ford enterprise. (Rocky Ford, Colo.) 1887-1950, 1902-09-12
Fooled Again.

Hunted and harried to his last
stand. the desperate bandit pours shot
after shot into the intrepid posse that
has surrounded him.
Seeing that escape is out of the
question. he mutters:
AT least the historical novelist OF
the future shall have no opportunity
to marry me of In the last chapter to
one of those impossible heroines."
So saying. with last yell Of den.
ance. he places the pistol to his head
and pulls the trigger.
Rocky Ford enterprise. (Rocky Ford, Colo.) 1887-1950, 1902-09-12

..,.,t. :. ... All, .r,u,rr ..h.v. xo,
~, -, ~. -. ...s.,., ...,ss
80.
scrc friendship Tor you. You can casi'
~ see that In the event OF my mar
rage with Lord crackcnthorpc In what
n horrible position should DO placed
should Captain Archdcane appear"
Indeed. yes" said !. greatly affected
by the touching proof OF Miss Cor.
don's regard. Il can fully realize It. l
once had n similar experience"
You dId7" said Betty. eagerly. You
ic,er told me. Who was sho!"
was silent on this point
How did you get out of it!" asked
Betty.
After discovering that We were not
adapted to each others needs. de-
cIdcd to tell her 50. went to her and
said: 'Milly-
Was II Mildred Powcll?" demanded
Betty brcathlessiy.
I hesitated.
We'll. yes. 1t was" said Mt length.
but trust to your honor. Miss Betty.
not to speak OF what have unwilling.
" disclosed"
What in the world did you ever see
In herr" quericd Betty scornfully.
shes rs thin as n fencc.rail and rs
agly as a."
she has n figure of willowy slender
ness" corrected. and the charm re-
vcaled In her features is greater than
chat OF mere beauty"
"Oh. very WELL" quoth Miss Betty
angrily; whatever made you changer"
"You." said promptly.
Betty was Modified.
left Saxminster the next morning
1t o'clock. my departure being
cheered by Betty's presence. ar
rived in London by and in few
hours was safely ensconced in my no.
tel in Paris.
The next morning found me vending
my way towards the British legation.
Upon my arrival presented my card
10 the stately footman who admitted
me and in few moments he returned
and requested me to follow him to
Lady Ashleigh's reception.room.
Her ladyship rose to greet me, my
card in her hand.
I'm delighted to Sc you. Mr.. Car.
michael" she said. "a familiar face
Ia doubly welcome away from home.
When did YOU leave London"
After few moments conversation I
inquired for Captain Archdeane.
"Archie?" she said smiling. "bave
you not heard? He was married yes.
terday ut noon. They sailed imme.
dIately for India"
gasped for breath,
you seem surprised" said her lady.
ship in an amused toae. Did YOU not
know they had been engaged for years ?
Mrs. Powell only gave her consent last
Rocky Ford enterprise. (Rocky Ford, Colo.) 1887-1950, 1902-09-12
Betty's Love.


Copyright. 1870. by Daily Story Pub. Col
1T was during my first season..
said Betty. disconsolately.
Pray. then. take comfort. said l..
"He's probably forgotten about II by
this time"
Betty frowD.d.
You suggest two very d!sagreeabls
ideas, Mr.. Carmichael" said she
First. that I've been out some time
which Is true; second. that I'm mot
sufficiently attractive TO be remerp-
bered. which II not true"
We had left the golf links for tho
seductive shelter OF the summer house.
ut was the June We spent Mt Sax
minster-thc year before the duchess
DEATH Betty had cast herself upon
the cushions piled high In one corner
and after reluctantly Offering me one
had proceeded to diyest herself OF that
article OF her attire she termed her
golf bonnet. made myself ns COM
Portable rs circumstances and the
doorstsps would permit. having first
deposited upon the floor the ample sup
ply of lofters, drivers. etc. which Miss
Gordon considered Indispensable to her
complete enjoyment of the game.
you see. II was this way" she con.
tinued Il met him everywhere and
newell. he fell In love with me. He
~,s i,s, h,ct frnm Africa YOU know
.S.,,,,,,v" I uu,mur.d she eouId
M, ,,,, m 40 an s,mnIy nv fore, Of
con,r,,,"
. R.,,y ,ool.s N, m. s,vcr.Iy
.As I wa. saving" she wen, nm .I
mr., him everywhere. II. was awfully
d.,o,.d and s.n, M. ,owcrx and candy
.na ,ioy.s-he w.s cc,tnInIy very
much in lov.-and -"
eco an - mnrmurca oncourarinr,y
a. .ta n,,a.J ..,,b Won we're very
much In low. 100"
go WASH, n, ali" in,.rrup,ea Retry
,p.rIiy ..b,,,-cr-i 10, him ib,nk I
~,s"
ooh " ssIsr som.xb,, x,,rr.r.s nv
,.,. 80 -, =, ,n., s,,r,I,,,y -,
,~,,ra, ..yo, r.,Iiv x.r.,,, bu, xou
Ia, hI,,, ,sInt yo,, ,,.ro-
.,y.s +" ,rnr.s,,.a n.,,y ,,,,,,,v.,v
.ho x,,,ad 10 ,hirt 80 40 much moor
fellow ,caIIy JIJp., mean "a h. Az.
,.I,,,u h,,, 4, ,,n,,nr,,.,, hI,,, "a ,n,,.t ;.
I'm fact" ancrcs,ed won even
,oId him a {"
"ob mo" said nc,,y much shocked.
"no n,ycr toId him 20 Al feast
aon't mint ana cam, remember
.vc, b,yir,, do,o a, may have I'M,
I don', ,hInk 90"
AT any rate" rcs,u.d "b. co,
,no I,,,,cssIo,, she, 80, ,IS..
YES no ccrtni,iy ana {" admitted
pc,tv .ard although man, rofnsod %
alloy ma 10 corrcsno,d VINO, n. won,
Rocky Ford enterprise. (Rocky Ford, Colo.) 1887-1950, 1902-09-12
Logical.

Bridgct-ol can't stay. ma'am, on.
less yc give me more wages.
Mira. Hiram oftcn-what! Why. you
don't know how to cook or do house.
work Mt all.
Bridgct-That's fist Il. ma'nm. an
no, KNOWN how. sure the wurk Ia all
tho harder for me. ma'am.
Rocky Ford enterprise. (Rocky Ford, Colo.) 1887-1950, 1902-09-12

"wc give the savage rainy.day
skirt for his wife.
Tell me-" he ventures. timidiy.
does this indicate that We are gradu.
ally being brought up to your standard
OF dress or that you are gradually
coming down to ours?"
Rocky Ford enterprise. (Rocky Ford, Colo.) 1887-1950, 1902-09-12
A Sliaht Confusion.

81 suppose you made 1t point not
to miss the Campanile when you were
abroad last summer"
"oh. yes" answered Mr.. Cumrox,
uneasily conscious that his wife's
eye was on him. Mrs. c. and al.
ways make 1t point not to miss any
of the great opera singers"
Rocky Ford enterprise. (Rocky Ford, Colo.) 1887-1950, 1902-09-12
With Cuts.

'Your trouble probably arose from
some forgotten confusion. whereby an
Irritation was caused which communi.
Gated Itself to the"
20 cut all that OUT" interrupted the
other. impat!cntiy.
But was going TO explain" said
tho surgeon. what caused the cancer.
Gus growth"
"cut that out. too. doc,or!" exciaIm.
ed the patient.