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The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-03-30
SPRING.

Skies are alternating
TWiNt a smile and fr0wn,
Natures reuOVating
Now her VeTnal gown.
Oxen are gee-haWiug
On the furroWCd hills,
Crows in concert caWing
People taking pills
Robins note aluring
On the silence plays.
Promising maturing
Say, in thirty days.
cyclists lie in waiting
Furnishing their kits
Hens are indicating.
SedentaIy fits
In the garden patches
Spades gain are trumpS
Brighter CLEANS one catches.
From the willow clumps.
Now the merchants closing
Out mis- winter goods,
SymplOcaTpuS nOsing
Up through marshy woods.
joys full effArvesccnca
Now is quite the thing
wherefore by these presents
We do hail the spring.
Though-ro evil seeking
Gainst the tickle elf
Generally speaking
she can hail herself.
Wade Whipple
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-03-30

ing in the game is evidently O strong
one. The Civic Federation, with the in
fuence which it is daily exercising in the
settlement of Industrial disputes, and-with
Senator Hanna at its head, must in
evitably bring that gentleman forward as
country, both industrial and political
He may be beaten by the president Tor
the nomination; but if he is, 1t will be
necessary first for Roosevelt to establish
that his reputation>as fighter has some
more substantial foundation than IS
furnished by his career thus lar, either
in civil or military life
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-03-30

Gen. Funston, new come to the honors
of brigadier by virtue of an accom-
plished press agent, takes upon himself
to denounce in big round words the news
papers of the East, which, he says, know
more of the articles of golf than they do
Of the articles of war. All, forsooth. be-
cause some of the newspapers sug-
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-03-30
Attentive to the Duties

Eyes, I'm one Of the trustees Of the
proposed gallery of art"
What nave you done 50 far?"
so far? Why. we've eaten three an
nual dinners and are preparing for
fourth. '-CIeveland Plain Dealer.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-03-30

The woman in Rochester, N Y, who
tainted while on the point of committing
suicide may be regarded as having a
woman's true instinct as to the right
time to faint
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-03-30
Moment of Weakness.
He Certainly nne,

Mark Hanna acts like a man who would
not refuse the nomina tion.-Ch;c ago
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-03-30

Every time Gen. Miles goes out looking
TOT trouble he finds large hunk of it,
Chicago Record-Herald.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-03-30

sested that this immature brfgadier
used dishonorable methods in the cap
ture Of Agtinaldo, and even violated the
artlcles OF war. According to the rule
mace and applied in the case of Miles,
Funston continues to violate the articles
Ct war or the pleasure Of the war de-
partment, but no attention is paid to the
amPhlbious KsEsan, for he is in line Tor
the department Clique.
# Mr.. Aston, through his Pail Mall
Gazette, is able to give ample publication
to such views as those of his New York
correspondent showing how undesirable
place this country is for even a week s
sojourn he Will do his country a service
by helping to keep away from it num-
Der of cads like himself
1t can hardly7'be said that it. was neces-
sary for District Attorney Jerome to es-
tablish by personal experience that
gambling still prevails in Greater New
York. Can it be that the Democratic re-
former was anxious to demonstrate the
Worthlessness Of Republican reform?
ana now, after all the bargaining
and fuss which the Republicans in the
house have INDUCED themselves in over
that 20 per cent humbug, the measure
should, after all be defeated, what a
delightful exhibition will be there of the
administration devotion to Cuba.
Mr.. Christmas seems now to be devot-
ing his energies to proving that there
We're no members Of congress involved
in his bribery operations. This cannot be
expected to render congress any more
anxious to carry the undertaking to full
fllment.
That burglar in Providence who got
pardoned in order to enable him to secure
the fortune bequeathed to him by a rela-
tive has probably concluded by this time
that fortune, like charity, covers a
multitude of sins.
The woman in Rochester, n. Y, who
tainted while on the point of committing
suicide may be regarded as having a
VArfNTr1 slnFc-
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-03-30

An esteemed exchange expresses fear
that the death of polygamy'' is not nee
essarily fatal. 1t has been greatly ex-
aggerated too.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-03-30
TO OUR FRIENDS.

Anyone unable TO secure n
COpy of Il b G o b on INV
railroad train leaving or en-.
tcrIng st. FREI will confer a
favor on the management by
reporting the fact TO the bus.
fness Office. Telephone, Main
1905.
Subscribers annoyeS by If.
ScEuIar or late delivery OF
a Ia e G 1 o b VIII confer q In.
voF on the management by re.
porting the fact to the business
Office. Telephone. Main 1905.
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The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-03-30

The Easter bonnet has not yet been
made available on the trust plan.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-03-30

President Roosevelt has a double Be
sides he mas a double cross or two coming.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-03-30

Richard Mansfield is starting I'm for
another Of those busy seasons for which
he is 50 famous. He has sued Western
newspaper for $50 COO.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-03-30

There will be no revolution in cuba BEL
fore May Il as the little republic does not
take on the livery Of its new position
until May 20.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-03-30

Even the musicians are Just at this
juncture less interested in the lay Of the
last minstrel than in the lay Of the
Easter hen.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-03-30

Perhaps after all the calling of it n
Marconig:am' would be giving the
young man too long a free advertisement.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-03-30

time q p. m. St PAUL.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-03-30

Go ahead with that Cuban 20 Ter cent
of. We get NEST Of our Havana cigars
in Connecticut, anyhow
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-03-30

Joseph r. Junk, Of San Francisco Il
about to pay $4,000 for a divorce. Pretty
high price for Junk.
A botanist announces that there are
twenty-six kinds Of lettuce. The only
serious trouble about it am is that TWEEN
ty-fiye Of these kinds are tough.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-03-30

The Chicago ''hot-stove" incident. how
ever ended without anybody asserting
that members Of the council would rot
steal a cold stove.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-03-30

j. Adam Bede says I.e could give some
distinction to the eighth congressional
district. Now, Mr.. Page Morris will YOU
be good?
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-03-30

One Of the guns trained On The next
republican nomination for president is
Cannon, Of Illinois
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-03-30

OF course, Mr.. Lyon, if the weather is
not Of the finest today your address
would better be Duluth or Sioux CITY for
about seven calendar days
Arizona republican., 1902-12-26
w. J. MURPHY Real Estate, InsufanCe,
 Loans. l02 West Adams Street.

norance. Of course, he must be ready 10 give information as to all possible connections that can be made at Chi cago, and to know the exact t:me nee cssary to transfer to any other depot The hotel clerk, too. is deserving of sympathy. If MT. T. G. Higginson of Denver isn't at the hotel the clerk must be prepared for inquiries as 10 why he isn't and whether he'll be at that hotel if he does come to town, and how long he'll be likely to stay. and where hell go when he departs. Then there is the druggist, who is expected to prescribe on the spot for all sorts of injuries and ailments. and the policeman on the corner. who has to answer more ques- tions than the floor walker in a de pertinent store, and the newspaper man. who is asked what has become or the Temerario, which threatened to de- stroy the Oregon fin 1898.
 There are plenty of men 10 sympa- thiZe with that Chicago elevator oper- ator. The wonder is that so few sue cumb.-Kansas City Star.
Arizona republican., 1902-12-26
Scspters in St. Louis.

The king of the Belgians may not come over to the United States next year after all, and Uncle Sam may be compelled to possess his soul in pl- tience. That picturesque sovereign, th.. shah of Persia. has not yet decided to extend his travels to the new world, in which he would assuredly achieve a success of curiosity at least. But the crown prince of Siam may be expected with confidence.
 At one time it seemed likely that the worlds fair at St. Louis would number among its guests a glittering array of the wearers of crowns or the heirs to thrones. But the prospects for the at tendance Of representatives of royal families appear to be diminishing ra;,- idly. Nevertheless the managers or the great exposition are still confident of notable displays and achievements. New Yorl; Tribune.
Arizona republican., 1902-12-26
Men Who Answer Questions.

It is reported from Chicago that an elevator operator in one of the depart ment stores has been driven insane DS- the questions asked by shoppers "I do not know, madam. Ask the clerks in the toy department" called the poo. fellow as he entered the court room. where he was adjudged demented. Witnesses testified that he would ram ble along regretting his inability to hold the elevator until a certain piece of goods were matched. and apologIzing for his ignorance as to whether the tel ephones were in use.
 A good many men who are still going about their business have been reduces almost to the condition of the elevator operator. There is the street car con ductor, for instance. His passenger, expect him to know the exact location, Of every street and building in town If he can't tell how to get to 542 Twls- by court or what transfers to make ;t. reach the Jelly building, or where tine Clinkams are giving their party, he ;s. apt to get into trouble. The gateme.. at the union depot are supposed 90 know all about the inner workinrs c: all the railroad systems. If a tram is late people go to the gatemen to know exact time the traveller can reach Gar diner. Me, or Montauk Point. New. York, or Belphre. O., if he leaves Kan sas City at 6 o'clock in the evening.
 The railroad conductor is another candidate to accompany the elevator. man. If he can't tell the passenger. what hotel to go to and how many blocks the Bevoort. house is from the station at Pocahontas. he is liable tc be reported to the company for gross ig-
Arizona republican., 1902-12-26
CURRENT COMMENT
Future of the Jewish Race

With the destruction of Jerusalem was destroyed also the Jewish nation We are no longer a peculiar people save in our religion. Politically ana socially. we are but part of that na- tion in whose country we have for the time being made our home.
 In Germany. we are German; m France. Frenchmen; in England, En- glishmen, and in America, Americans This is the logical trend of events; the outcome of the forces that make TOT advancement. To be forever harkine back to former times and former cir cumstances is but the acknowledgment; of weakness and decay. If We cannot form integral parts of other nations We shall certainly never be able to form a nation of our own in it's entirety.
 The past is closed. The future is be- fore us. prefaced by a glorious present. if we will but make the most of it. But to do this radical changes must be made in our habits of thought, as well as our habits of living.
 And the first necessary step Is the breaking away from the hidebound GUS toms that are throttling our very lir,. energy.
 The orthodox Jew is still in exile, still wandering in search of that Jew ish Jerusalem he foolishly expects t.. find in Palestine-forgetting that it Is simply as a religionist that he is sep arated from the world. and not as A member of political state.
 The self-imposed barriers of our peu- pie must be broken down in New York City if we would grow and live and aid this fair country of which we are a part.
 Go down into the Ghetto (and how I hate the word) and note the tenacitN with which our people cling to every form and outward observance of their race-forms and observations, by the way, instituted not by their lawgiver, Moses, but that have been added to and elaborated from time to time by the rabbis themselves-forms and obser- vances that tend to retard its progress in the same ratio that they tend 10 isolate the people observing them.
 Take the very language used in the Ghetto-a worse jargon than the fla nous pigeon English" used In China: a jaragon made up of Hebrew and Ger man and English words. thrown to- gether in the loOsest, most incoherent manner. and said by those who make use of them to be necessary for the preservation of the race,
 Nonsense! Have them tear down from their shops their pOIyglot signs and root out of their hearts this love of the deformed. and teach their chil- dren the language and the manners or their associates.
 AS in speech, so in dress. Let them drop the long-tailed gaberdine and TOD. themselves in the clothes of the people about them: throw aside the vain GUS toms of the olden time and take on those of the young nation which which they have cast their lot. Let them in all things let go the old and seize upon the new. and thus advance along the lines laid down by civilization and cuI- ture and right living.-Rabbi Joseph Silverman.
Arizona republican., 1902-12-26

The newspapers of Prescott are be- ginning to show some improvement commensurate with the great progress the city itself Is making. The Journal Miner comes out as a quarto. instead of the old and clumsy folio, and otherwise makes a better appearance. A third daily, the Herald. has appeared. and it also is a creditable publication. It would seem, however, that better busi- ness judgment would have been shown had the publishers taken over one or the papers already in existence. It IS probably too much to hope that there will be any improvement in the Courier, although it is understood that the pro prietor of that paper at last reache1 an understanding of the purposes O. the plumbing arrangements in his bathroom at Los Angeles. and it is surmised from this that he will return to Prescott with an enlarged view of the world.
Arizona republican., 1902-12-26
A Chicago Flying Machine.

Somehow-perhaps because Chicago and wind are always thought of at ths same time. 1t seems most natural that the flying machine should be a Chicago production. It is not surprising, there fore, to learn that the windy city ;s looking forward to the appearance within the next few days of a new alu- minum flying machine, whose construc- ton differs so widely from that of other air ships as to make its first prac- tical trial noteworthy. It has no ba: loon, or gas.
 The inventor of this latest aerial ap- paratus is MT. William c. Horgan. who. according to the Chicoga Record Her. aid. has produced two other flying ma. chimes within the last thirty years. Although both of these earlier produc- tions were fairly successful. they did not embody all of the features regarded by Mir. Horgan as essential to practica- bility. His new airship consists of a cylinder 26 feet long and five feet in diameter. with pointed ends; 12 long wings, on either side of the cylinder: a 1O-foot LOT rudder; a light frame work beneath the cylinder able to sup port from POO to 400 pounds; 4 wheels. similar to those of a bicycle, one al; each corner of the framework, and a 40- pound gasoline engine of six horse power
 In constructing the Chicago Bird, ." as the new airship is called, neither time nor money has been spared. Alu- rninum has been used throughout, with the result that the body of the machine weighs only 56 pounds, although 1t IS said to be strong enough to support ton. The tail. which broadens from a width of only four or five inches from its beginning to a width of four feet at it's extremity. is relatively as light as the body; while the weight of the other parts. outside of the engine, is insig- niflcant.
 MT. Horgan claims to have proceeded "along the lines of nature" No bird, says he, ls provided with gas bag. Birds depend on the strength of their wings and the wind for flight. Even q fat old turkey gobbler can fly to the roof of a house if he gets a running start"
 The inventor goes on to say that the wing surface of his airship is $50 times as great as that of four-pound duck. while its total weight, with two men in it. is only 14O times as great. He cal culates that. theoretically. the machine will have a lifting power of 5000 pounds, whereas it will be expected to carry only about one-sixth of that weight. He believes that the Chicago Bird" will fly at the rate of 100 miles an hour.
Arizona republican., 1902-12-26

Apartments Furnished,'' whereupou he boldly knocked at the door,
 "Phat would you furnish my room for?" asked Pat.
 Furnish your room for?" said the landlady; what do you mean?"
 Why, you got Apartments fur nished' in your windows" said Pat.
 Well. that means that I've got q room to let already furnished," and she slammed the door in his face, leav- ing Pat to think it over.-London Spare Moments.
Arizona republican., 1902-12-26

There is a revival. in a bill presented in the house of representatives, of the project of changing the date of the in auguration of the president from March to April 30. It will require a constI- tutional amendment to be ratified by the legisla lures of three quarters of the total number of states to effect this change. The objection to March as the date of the inauguration turns wholly upon the inclemency of the wea- ther in Washington at that season and the dangers to health which follow as a consequence. The observances of the presidents inauguration require out- door formulas and festivities, and it is generally conceded that the close of the month of April would be better fitted for such purposes than the beginning of March.
Arizona republican., 1902-12-26

of Kentucky is s1.17O,OO0; and that oi the state of Tennessee $i6. 6.625. 900. The states which have. or say they have. no state debts are Nebraska, New Jersey and West Virginia. Illinois, Iowa ana Oregon have nominal state debts which have not yet matured. The territory of Oklahoma has a larger bonded debt than Ohio, though the assessed value of Ohia is more than thirty times as great as that of the southwestern ter ritOry
Arizona republican., 1902-12-26

The vote of North Carolina under the new provisions as to suffrage at this years election for chief justice of the supreme court was as follows: Dem Ocratlc, 132.259; republican, 71,275. In 1900. under the former provisions as to suffrage, 1t was on the governorship: Democratic. s6.652; republican, 126, ,397. It would appear from this the falling and in the republican vote 55,OOO-nou a very substantial difference in a state in which the change in the voting sy:- tem called forth two years ago the ao> tivity of organized bands of "rec shirts"
Arizona republican., 1902-12-26

MT. Carnegie emphatically contra diets the report that he is to give his Fifth avenue palace in New York to his little daughter as Christmas pres ent. He says that it is agreed betwee, him and Mrs. Carnegie that no great amount of wealth shall be left to theii daughter. The little one is to bo schooled in the idea. in short, that wealth is not blessing. and that she must not expect a great fortune.
Arizona republican., 1902-12-26

After an interval of many years Ne- vada will have, after March 4, demo- cratic senator. The retirement of John P. Jones of that state will leave Viii liam Allison of Iowa the senior senator in unbroken service. He first took hts seat on March 4. 1873, and by supse- quent elections has served continuously
 since, period of thirty years. Ills present term will not expire until
Arizona republican., 1902-12-26
BILLIARDS HoREHOUND SYRUP.

Immediately relieves hoarse. croupy cough. oppressed. rattling. rasping and difficult breathing Henry c. Stearns. Druggist, Shullsburg, Wisconsin. writes. May 20, 1901: ''I have been sell ing Ballards Horehound Syrup for two years. and have never had a prerara- ton that has given better satisfaction notice that wnen l sell bottle. they come back for move [ can honestly recommend it. 25c. 5Oc and s1.OO at FL vey & Hulett, Druggists.
Arizona republican., 1902-12-26
HE FOUND A CURB.

R. H. Foster, SIS s. End Street, Salt Lake City, writes: "I have been both cred with dyspepsia or indigestion for 2l years, have tried many doctors with out relief. but l have found a cure in Heroine. I recommend 1t to all my friends, who are afflicted that way. and it is curing them. too. 5Oc at Elvey & Hulett. Druggists.
Arizona republican., 1902-12-26
INCONVENIENT KNOWLEDGE.

Yes. said the proud mother. ''she goes to Sunday school every Sunday. and she's so bright. Tell the gentle man what you learned this morning, darling
 "Um-ah-teacher said God made us out of dust, and l know she was right. cause the white dust on Auntie Mays face Keeps wearin' off and she has 10 put 1t on wifi a puff.
Arizona republican., 1902-12-26
A GOOD RECOMMENDATION.

"l have noticed that the sale on Chamberlain's Stomach & Liver Tab lets is almost invariably to those who have once used them" says MT. J. H. Weber. a prominent druggist of Cas- cade. Iowa. What better recommenda- ton could any medicine have than for people to call for it when again In need of such a remedy? Try them them when you feel dull after eating when you have a bad taste in your mouth. feel bilious. have no appetite or. when troubled with constipation. you are certain to be delighted with the promptthe prompt relief which they afford. For sale by Elvey & Hulett. Druggists.
Arizona republican., 1902-12-26

March f. Senator Allison Is a native Of Ohio. He was a member of the house of representatives for four terms before his election to the senate.
Arizona republican., 1902-12-26

The total vote cast for socialist can didates at this years election was heav- fest in Massachusetts. in which the combined votes of the two socialist parties was in excess of 36OOO.
Arizona republican., 1902-12-26

years 1884 and 1890 that it has been now plugged, the water-bearing strata of the basin would require forty years to recover the saturated conditions which existed when the first we'll was Sunk
Arizona republican., 1902-12-26

One of the Newcastle Journals. says the London Globe, published a sketch of Sir John Aird under the amazing title:
 One day while Pat was walking along the street he caught sight of the bill
Arizona republican., 1902-12-26
GRISWORD
' he Bicycle
To Cure a Cold in OneDax

Take Laxative Promo Quinine Tablets All druggists refund money if 1t fails to cure. E. w. Groves signature is on each
 box 25c.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1902-11-26
At the Jefferson.

Elsie De Wolfe and John Mason, as- sisted by | strong company, presented 'sThe Way of the World" at the Jeffer- son last night and barring the incivility and unthoughtfulness of many of the spectators, the evenings entertainment was ali that could be asked.
 The efforts of the actors in the first act were practically thrown to the winds as their words could not be distinguished on account of the tramping and whispering of persons who had come in late. Instead of waiting until the curtain had dropped. these persons. most of them bearing every evidence of refinement. walked down the aisles and stood in front of those already seated, Completely marring the effect of the scene. On account of the large number of late patrons the ushers were at first unable to stop them and unfortunate ones who had come early had to endure It.
 The Way of the World' Is a society play and deals with social and political life in New York. The leading charac- ters, MT. and Mrs. George croyden, are taken by Miss De Wolfe and John Mason. He is a candidate for governor and dur