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Richmond daily palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1876-1904, 1902-01-09
The CENTURY
MAGAZINE
will make of 1902 year of
RumOr
"reminiscences
and Portraits Of


. and Portraits Of
Petroleum V Nasty
Josh Billings
Mark Twain
John G. SaSe
Mrs. Partir pton
Miles O'Reilly
Hans Breitnlan
Artemus Ward
Orpheus c. Kerr
Bill Nye
Frank r. Stockton
Donald G. aliteL~n
H. c. Bunner
Sam Slick
Eugene Field
Richard G.. White
Capt. Geo. II Derby
John Phoenix
Oliver w. Holmes
Mortimer Thomson
20. X. Phi'ander
Doesticks, p. b.
Bret Harte
Richmond daily palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1876-1904, 1902-01-09
Contributors
TO the Year of Humor

TO the Year of Hume
Marx Twain
+. =. Dune
Mr.. Dooley
Joel Chandler IIarri
Uncle Renius
Ed. w. Townsend
(Chinuie Fac den
George AIDE
Ruth NJ. Stuart
James w. Riley
Paul L. Dunbar
Celett Burgess
Frank r. Stockton
Tudor Jerks
Ellis Parker Butler
Carolyn Wells
Harry S. Edwards
Chester b. Fernald
Chas. b. L.ooniis
Oliver HEREFORD
Elliott Flower
Albert b. Paine
Beatrice HEREFORD
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nArr.aoADa ( I'd
Pennsylvania
RAILROAD.

STATION CORNER OF SIXTH AND B srs.
| 5:s0 A. N. DAILY. PITrsBURG ExPRESS-Paxios
:, and Dining Cars Harrisburg to Pittsburg;
1850 A. N. DAILY. PENNSYLVANIA LIMITED
Pullman Sleeping. Dining. Smoking. aud i0b-
seryation Cars Harrisburg to Chicago, Mhtm.
natl. Indianapolis. St. Louis. Cleveland, and
Toledo. Buffet Parlor Car to Harrisburg.
$50 A. N. DAILY. FAST LISE-Pullman Buffet
Parior Car TO Harrisburg. Buffet Parlor css
Harrisburg to Pittsburg
S:3o ?. NJ DAILY. CHICAGO AND ST LOUIS
EAPRESS-Sleep;ng Car Washington to sr
Louis, and Sleeping and Dining CARO- nsFts-
burg to indianapolis. st. Louis. SasbftDt Avia
Cincinnati and Louisviile) and Chicago.
7:15 p. " DAILY ST LOUIS EXPRESS Pull
man Sleeping Car Harrisburg to ST. Louis.
7:45 p. NJ DAILY. WESTERN EXPRESS.Pull-
man Sleeping Car to Pittsburg and Chicago
fas P. N. DAILY. cTEyl- AND AND cIxcrN-
MATT ExPREss-Pullnsn Sleeping Cars Wish
instcn to Pittsburg. and Harrisburg to Cle'e-
land and Cincinnati. Dining Car
1910 p. N. DAILY. PACIFIC EXPRESS-Pun-
man Sleeping Car to Pittsburg.
7:5O A. n. DAILY. BUFFALO DAY EXPRESS,
with through Parlor Car. Dining Car, and
Coaches to Buffalo via Emporium Junction
ESQ A. NJ for Kane. canandaigua, Rochester. and
Niagara Faps daily except Sunday. asaagt.
1850 A. n. for ESnira and Remove daily. except
9:l5 P. N. DAILY. BUFFALO NIGHT EXPRESS
With through Buffet Sleeping Car and Coaches
to Buffalo. via Emporium Junction.
TAD I. N. DAILY for Erie; for Rochester: buffalo.
Sleeping Car Washington to Rochester.
1910 P. ~ for Erie. Canandaigua. Rochester.
Buffalo. and Niagara Falls daily. Pulmaa
Sleeping Car Washington to Rochester satur-
days only.
400 p. NJ CONGRESSIONAL LIMITED daily
for New York. all Parlor Cars. with Dining
Car from Baltimore.
For Philadelphia, New York ans
the East. s-
Express, TOO Dining Carr, 1851, 7:67 (Dinins
Car, 900, 1000 Dining Carr, 1925, and 1I:0e
Ginning Car from Wilmington) A. NJ, l2-43.
10:0O P. NJ. 1910 night On Sundays. ! :oo
Qsning Carl, 1851. 7:5T Dining Carr, e:oo.
1925, Ii 90 Dining Car from Wilmington A.
NJ, 12:15. 3:l5. $50 Dining Car trcm Balti-
more), $50. 1900 P. NJ. 1910 night For
Philadelphia only, Express, 7:45 A. NJ. l2;n
p N. weekdays, 2:ol. s:lo. and $40 P. n
daily. tf
For Boston, without change, 7:45 a N. week
days and 4:50 p ". daily.
For Baltimore. 6:15. 100 rs, 7;So. TT
12:45. 1:2s, 2:o1. 3:15 $3.50 (i:oO Limitedl.
4:lo. 4:2o 4:33. 4:5o $40. G:i5. s:5o 7:l5. 7:4s
1000 1910, 11:s5 P. NJ, and l2:1o night %
Sundays, 100. $50. 1851, 9:oo. 9.oS, 1o:25.
1850. 90 A. n. 12:I5, lis. 2:ol. s:15, s:3s
(4:Oo Limited. 4:lo. 4:20. 4:5o, $40, 6:ls.
$50. 7:I5, 7:i5. 1000. 1910 P. NJ. and 1873
night.
For Pope's Greek Line. 7:4s 4. m. and 4:sa =
m. weekdays.
p. N. weekdays. Sundays. 900 A. ~ and
$40 P. N.
Ticket Offices, corner Fifteenth snd G Streets.
and at the station, Sixth and B Streets, where
orders be left for the checking OF baggage
Telephone call .slAI' for Pennsylvania Ran.
0Ia r. Tp aTTCHINsoN, J.R WOOD.
General Eanaga 0enerl Passenger Asene
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RAlLROADs.
~
Washington, Alexandra
and
Mount Vernon Railway.
From Station, Pennsylvania Ave and 1sh

from Station, Pennsylvania Ave. ana LA ST
In effect November l. 1901.
For Alexandria-week days. $3.50. 7:4. 7:so.
500. $40. $3.50. 9:25. 1000. 1925 HOO u:3C
q. m; xi2:o5 1e:20 12.I5 1:05. LIS, 200, 2:so
xs:02, $3.50. 1850, x4:14 4:33, 4:54. SOB. x5:e2.
$40 6:os. $50 7:06. 7s0 S:0O s:45. $50. 10:l5,
1:20. 1l:59 p. m.
sundnys-7:45, 900. s:45, 1880. Il:oo. II 40 ..
M; 12:00 noon; 1890 100, 80. 200 2:30. 800.
$50, Zoo, 40 500 $50 500 $50, 200. 1880.
800, s:45. $3.50. 1918. 11:20. II 80 p. m.
For Mount yernon-Week days: 6.30. 500.
1000, 11:00 a. m, xl2.O5, x1:05, zoo. x3:02.
x4:l4 x5:22, 7:06, 9:3o p. M.
Sundays-9:0O a. M, 1900 noon. 200. 400.
$50. TOO $50 p. m.
For Arlington and Aqueduct Bridge-week
days: o:sO. 7.04, 7.sO. SEQ, s:29. $50, e:25.
1000, 90 a. M, 80 05, 12:20. TEAS. 1:05.
q :25 Zoo s2:s0. BOZ 1880. 1850. s4:33. 'A:5a,
s;22, sos. $40, 7:e6. 500 p. m.
sUNDAYS-7:45. 800. 9:45, 1890, 1l:0o.
I'll 80 a. M, 1900 noon '12:Se, 100 1850, 200.
e2:so, 500, 800. 400. -s:s0. 500, $50.
500. $3.50, 700. T:3o 500 p.
Express. sTo Arlington only.
Parcels carried. Baggage checked.
J. CoLvIN. Superintendent.
@. E ABBOT. President.
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RY.

Schedule corrected to November n. 1901.
Trains leave from Pennsylvania Station.
Sol a. IN. Daily. Local for Harrisonburg. War
renton Charlotte and way stations.
lo:5l a. m. Daily. Washington. Richmond and
Florida Limited First-class coach and drawing
room sleeper to jacksonville. Dining service
HIS a. IN. Daily. United States Fast Nail.
Fir.t-ciass coaches and drawing-room sleeper to
New Orleans. Dining car service.
1l:37 a Daily. Local for Warrenton and
Charlottesville.
4:0l D. M Week Days. Local for Harrison
burg and way stations on Manassas branch
I:3e D. m. Daily. Local for Warenton and
Charlottesville.
$50 D. m. Daily. Washington and Chattanooga
Limited tvia Lynehburg)- First-claH coach and
-sleeping car to Roanoke Knoxville. ChzttAnooga
and Memphis; sleeper to New Orleans Dining
car service. 20
$50 D. m Daily. New YolA and Atlanta Ex-
pr-ss First-clsss coach and deeper TO Atlanta:
Mondays Wednesdays and Fridays. Sunset Route
Tourist sleeper Warrington to San FTanctsco.
Pullman buffet service
e:65 D. m. Daily. New York and Florida Ex-
press first-elsss coach and Sleeper TO Savannah.
jacksonville and Port Tampa; sleeper to Sum
merville Charieston. Augusta, and connection for
Aiken. Dining ear service
lO:45 D. n. Daily. Washington and Southwest
ern Limited. AL Pullman train, club and chser-
vstion cars to Atlanta and Macon; sleepers to
Nashville, Atlanta, Macon, Memphis. New Orleans
Tri-wsekly to Pinehurst. n. O.. Mondays We'd
nesdays and Fricsys- Dining car service
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OCEAN STEAMSHIPS.

OCEAN STEAMSHIPS.
AMERICAN LINE
NEW yoRK-soUTHAMPToN-L
iceland. Jan. g. noon. Phi'phia, Jan. %. 10 am.
stLouis, jan 15 10 st. Paul. Jan. 49, 10 am.
RED STAR LINE
NEW oRK-ANTWERP-PARIS.
ICELAND. Jan. 8. noon. Southwark. .Jan.22, noon
Frieslsnd Jan. 10. noon. yaderland, Jan. 29 noon.
INTERNATIONAL NAVIGATION COMPANY.
Piers IA and Is n. r. Office. 70 Broadway.
WASHINGTON OFFICE 1906 St. N. w.,
Or 6. W. Moss. l4ll C ST. N. W.
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WANTED-AGENTS.

PROFITABLE WORK offered agents in every town
to secure subscriptions to The Ladies' Home
Journal" and 'The Saturday Evening Post"
We want agents who will work thoroughly and
with business system TO cover each section with
illustrated little booklets and other adver-
-s'si,ae- matter, and 10 look sharply after renew
ais from ola sh5scribers. The pay Is first rate
and at the end OF the season $1,000 will be given
the best workers extra prizes for good work.
How well some Of our agents have succeeded is
told in little booklet would like to send
you-portrsits of of our best agents with
the story of how they made it pay. THE CURTIS
PUBLISHING COMPANY. Philadelphia. Pa.
teca5--St
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Through trains iron the South arrive WASH
treton S:42 a. M s.5e a. n, 7;s5 a. m. 20 p.
M 300 p. NJ. and $50 p m. daily Local
trains from Harrisonburs il:3I a. m. week days
and $50 D. n. daily. From Charlottesville. s:2s
L. m and $40 .. m. daily
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FOR sALE-REAL ESTATE.
FOR SALE.
SMALL SALARIED HOME SEEKERS!

Apply for our list Of dwellings for SALE on
terms WITHIN the MEANS OF RENT PAYERS
FAMILY and also BUY n HOME. One of many
l2i7 st. se.; eight rooms. bath, STONE front.
in excellent order.
THE WASHINGTON REAL ESTATE COMPANY.
1871 It NV de6-lmo
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TRAINS on BLUENoNr BRANCH.

Legye Warrington e-vi q. IN. daily. 90 p. H..
.:ss D. ru and 4.s9 p. m week days, and rs p.
m sundays only for Bluemont, ana o:S p N.
week dayS and II 10 o. m. theatre train, Mon
davs. Wednesdays and Saturdays for Leesburg.
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FOR SALE-HOUSEs.

FOR SALE-A DESIRABLE RESIDENCE FOR A
COLORED FAMILY
Situated in the Northwest, two squares from
the Avenue cars; bay window brick house; siI
rooms and bath: will be sold at 4 bargain
price and easy monthly payments.
MARTIN BROS,
ell 1926 Pa. ave. NV.
FOR SALE-Nafy yard and railroad men. at
tention. A fine little home on easy terms; Sd
ST. Sc; brick house; six rooms, bath, cellar,
summer kitchen, latrobe, range focal or gas;
in fine condition; price s2.l50; small cash pay
ment balance rent; don't miss this
JOHN sCRiyENER. s1S AZ ST. NV. mI-3
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Tickets sleeping car reservations. snd detailed
Information can be had at ticket Offices, 703 18Th
St. 5lI Pennsylvania Avenue. and Pennsylvania
Station. Baggage checked through from hotels
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SITUATIONS wANTED-FEMALE.

SITUATIONS wANTED-FEMALE.
WANTED-By a young woman, chamberwork or
DAYS work 1888 i14ih st. NV. MI
WAN1ED-By a colored man, place as valet;
good hand TO keep gentleman's clothes in order.
1e2S 18th ST. NV. MI
wANTED-Isy cnlued girl, place to do general
houscwork or chambcrwork. lll3 ST. NV. MI
WANTED-By colored girl place as waitress
or clilmbermaid. Call at 1880 4th st. NV. MI
NANTED-By neat and respectable colored wom-
an. place general fiouseworker; references from
last place. Send postal, No. ., Crown Flats
sw. el
WANTED-Washng at home by MISS ELIZA
SHELTON, 1902 lst st. Sc. ell
WANTED-By elderly woman. position as house
keeper. 703 Rhode Island e1
WANTED--Wilow desires place as housekceper,
or in a small family; will go home at night.
Address BOX 81, this Office. m2-3
WANFED-By two girls, chamber work or gen.
erai hcusework or work by the day. Call at 943
Golden st. eI-2
WANTED-Copying to do at home; viii call and
take dietations. Address BOX Is, this Office.
NIL
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SITUATIONS wANTED-MALE.

SITUATIONS WANTED-MALE.
PRIVATE sECRETARY-By cultured, Travelled
man sS2s); educated in England and at army
diplomatic tutors,~ on the Continent; linguist
FIencia. German, SPANISH; bibliophile; classics;
pianist 6gold medaHisD; at present employed,
but desires change; references here and abroad.
I. H. j.. Box 6l, New Haven, Conn.
mS-e3-f
WANTED-By a colored man, strictly sober.
honest, -oad reliable, steady position to do
rough work around house, store, restaurant or TO
drive for doctor. Address J. ii. F., sSl WASH
ington ST.. NV, stating wages. el
WANTED-By young married man, place to run
elevator or attend TO telephone; reference. s22Ib
9TH st. sw. el
WAc1Tf.D-By neat, industrious country boy, %,
situation 10 wait on doctor, houseboy, porter:
also place by experienced waiter. driver, cook;
references. 1913 New York ave ell
WANIED-By settled colored man from yir-
cinia! all-ronnd hand, work of any kind inside.
509 Sd St sw. ei
respectable colored man, place
TO work around house attend horses FRANK
ROBINSON. Blair roac. Takoma Park. d. c. ell
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MEALS SERVED.

MEALS SERVED out by first-class cateress; mod
crate price. 2207 1lth st. nw., City. m3-3
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snDs. Doas. nTU.

FOURTEENTH ST. Hospital for animzis. surgical
end medical cases. Always open. Telephone ILL.,
MS Fourteenth st. eso-3mo
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FOR sALE-AUToMoB1LEs.

FOR SALE-Top automobile. in perfect condi-
tion, $500; locomobile, $3.50; mobile runabout,
$500. CAPITAL AUTOMOBILE COMPANY, rs
13th st. NV. m2-3
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ROOMS AND BOARD.
COMFORTABLE ROOMS and frst-class board at
- { St mS-S
FOR RENT-First floor room. with board near
Capitol and Library. los ID st. ne. mss
ROOMS AND BOARD, SIC to SIS near depart
meuts. 22l2 ST. NV m3-3
FOR RENT-Furnished or unfurnished rooms
with without beard. l1is II 81. ne. mss
FRONT ROOM. with board for two. $40; tram
sients taken. 1881 st NV. e2-7
1905 NJ ST. Nw.-Large south-tront fcE
two; excellent board reasonable. e1-3
sOS K ST. Nw.-Furnished rooms; home table;
Genital els
THE TYREE-special rates to transients. 4ol @
St ml-3
FOR RENT-Nicely furnished front room, with
board. T2l East Capitol St NILS
FOR RENT-Newiy-paIted and pspered roornA.
with or without board; everything hTst class;
spiendid location. fl2 eth 81. ee0-n
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WEANTED-Cook and general houseworker; go
home nights; small family; must be good cook.
1909 You st. NV cl
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WANTED-Woman for general work; three in
family; stay nights; wages, SO. 2lS 7 ST. NV
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WANTED-Quick, white and colored COOKE. cham
bernaids, mattresses. nurses, and housewOrkers,
$40 ~ sli per month. HARRELL'S AGENCY,
32l Pa. ave. NV. ell
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wANTED-A girl to do general housework: stay
nights 1899 Md. e2-3
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wANTED-white lady waitress. 500 18th st NV
e23
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FOR RExT-FURNIsHED HOUSES.

FOR RENT-A ninc-room furnished house; yard
front and back: near Capitol and car line; owner
would board out part of rent; possession at once.
500 I'd ST. ne. e2-4
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WANTED-Ho -Housenaid-coobs, clamberInaids and
two store girls. Apply carly, l2e0 New York
ave. NV. mi
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wANTED-Ten colored women cooks also cham
berrnaid today. BRl1TON d co. AGENCY, I0J
G. st NV. MI
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Phone Main Il4I, P. R. R. Cab Service.
FRANK s. CANNON. Sd v. P. and Gen. Mgr.
G. d. HARDWICK, General fAa'r Agent
T.. g. BROWN General Agent
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wANTED-Neat woman for general housework.
252 Del. ave. ne. ell
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WANTED-Neat and reliable girl for houaeworf
in small family. Call at % Savoy Flats, aftel
q :, >, mi
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WANTED-A reliable, competent woman for gen
ernI housework. Apply 1901 st. mi
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TA-Ti.D-Nurse girl; must stay at night. 1sc
North Capitol st. MI
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WANTED-White girl to mind child and be
useful around house. Apply at 1913 eth st. NV
m3-2
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WANTED-White vegetable cooks. kitchen maids.
Mattresses. chambermaids, and cleaners. DICKS
HOTEL AGENCY, 18th and Penna. ave. me-
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. white girl to do light
housework; good home; small wages. 7l3 I'd st.
NV. el-2
NANTED-Girl to and do chamberwork.
Apply, with references. 1924 sth st. NV. e3l-3
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WANTED-A girl for general housework; stay
at nif'l.- 140i 18th st. W. MI
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WANTED-Chamberniaid waitress for school.
Apply. in writing BON e. this office nia-2
wANTED-whitc cooks. ehaniberrnaid nurses
also colored cook, chambermaid, and nurses. En-
qujre 1885 11th st. MI
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-01-30
CHICAGO CHANGE.

CHICAGO. Jan. pa feeling in the
grain pits at the opening that the mar
kets had been pretty well liquidated, to-
gether with a number of other bullish
Influences, brought strength and better
prices all around. May wheat opened
ss@5sc higher at 7S1sc to 1889 on improved
cables, strength in corn and very light
receipts. Offerings were small and
commission houses set in to buy Late
yesterday 100000 bu of old winter were
sold to Southern mills at cent over May.
May worked up to 7Sss07S12c, at which
figure offerings became somewhat lib
eral. Prices, however, held firm the first
hour. Receipts were only cars, one Of
contract Minneapolis and Duluth re-
ported 1863 cars, total for the three
points of 1T, against BIG last week and
299 a year ago.
Better cash business at Kansas City
and st. Louis was the principal bull in
centiye in corn at the opening. Gables
were higher May started 1a@5sc to 80
Ac higher at 613sQ62c. May started 10
5sc to 1s@Ac higher at 61Ss@62c. The pit
was soon full of buying orders and con-
sidering the small receipts traders pushed
May to 6215c before the offerings were
liberal. Prices then began to WAIVER and
went down to 613sc. The tone was strong,
however. and May sold at 61Ac at the
end Of the first hour. Receipts. 80 cars.
houses and reports of damage to Kan
sas crops before the recent snow pushed
May wheat to rec. The close was
strong, 11sG114c up at 7SS@79c.
Oats picked up its lost strength of the
last few days and under the influence Of
higher prices in other grains and light
Western offerings, and held firm through
the early morning hour. May started
1aQ5sc to 1Q11sc up at 421k01Sc, and later
on the good prices some holders took
profits. and May eased to 1890. But the
pit still held firm and May reacted to
42A4427sc. Receipts were only "a cars.
There was a big squirt In oats induced
by the feeling that the recent break was
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-01-30
QUITE PATRIARCHIAL

Senator William E. Mason decided 20
give his family New Years treat in
the form of an afternoon at the matinee,
He went to one of the leading theaters
and asked the man at the window if
he had any good seats.
How many?' asked the ticket seller.
Fourteen replied the senator.
Now, see here responded the tick It
seller, do you suppose we are going to
sell you those tickets for you to scalp ?
We know as we'll as you do that there
will be a big demand for seats on New
Years day. You can't have them
But I don't want to speculate in them.
l just want them for my own family
protested Mr. Mason.
The ticket seller made it plain that he
did not know much about large fan1i-
lies. Il can tell you who will make up
the party" continued the senator. Il
am Senator Mason of Illinois. / want
to go to the show. Then there are Mrs.
Mason and our eight children That :
ten. Then there are my brother and his
wife. That's twelve, and The tick
ct seller interrupted the senator with
an apology as he handed out the tickets
81 have been taken for a good MANY
things" said the senator, in telling Of
his adventure. "but I was never taken
for a theater ticket scalper before. /
guess this life down here must be de-
moralizing. Chicago News.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-01-30
CTOCKs, BONDS
. - AND MONEY.


NEW YORK, Jan. 29.-There was re-
vulslon of speculative sentiment in the
stock market today, and the movement
to sell gathered force up to the close,
which was active and weak. Generally
speaking, yesterdays gains were wiped
cut. The movement had no other obvi-
Gus cause than the desire to take profits
on the part of the professional traders
who had bought yesterday or earlier
1t took only about half an hour of trad
1Eg after the opening to demonstrate
that the slightly increased demand at
tTacted by yesterdays sharp advances
was being so fully fed by prof1t-taking
sales as to repress any tendency to ad-
vance beyond small fractions
The contingent of bear traders was
quick to take advantage of this situa-
tlCn and to offer down prices taking the
market away from the sellers. The
character of the whole market thereupon
relapSed into the rut of dullness and
professionalism. The animation of yes
terdays late demand had aroused strong
hcpes that the great banking interests
were once n. ore embarked upon a move
ment to put up prices and make mark
ct for syndicate holdings of securities
The disappointment at today's develop
mentS was correSpondingly keen. The
speculation felt acutely the lack of slim
ulatlng effect of the recent strength in
Amalgamated Copper. That stock con-
tinted easily the leader of the market in
pCint OF activity and made an actual
advance Of a fraction. When it seemed
to be yielding the sympathetic effect up
on the rest of the market was Immediate
the reason for it's reaction was not
disclosed. Conditions remained unchang-
Ell, so far as was known.
Stocks.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1902-01-30
THE ONLY.

We have no room for heroes. They would
crowd the perch Of Fame,
Sine, Since Teddy is the, whole thing now.
When honors are dealt out he holds the
lone hand in the game,
For Teddy is the whole thing now.
Such men as Dewey, Schley and Miles
have got to be debased.
To win without great Roosevelt showed
eXcrable taste.
1t bordered on lese majestic: and they
must be disgraced.
Since Teddy is the whole thing now.
What right has any star to shine when
brave Mars sheds his light?
And Teddy is the whole thing now.
At his approach the planets should all
vanish out of sight,
And Teddy is the whole thing now.
what right has any man who merely
sunk a Spanish fleet
70 dare expect q handclasp when the
mighty deign to greet?
He should go down with humble mein
before the royal feet,
Since Teddy is the whole thing now.
Why honor men who simply fought to
make the black man free,
Since Teddy is the whole thing now?
For Miles to dare to stay on earth Is pure
Since Teddy is the whole thing now.
Has he not slain the mountain cat and
charged up San Juan Hill?
Has he not been referred to as our
Yankee Kaiser Bill?
When he would speak let no dog bark;
let all the world be still.
For Teddy is the whole thing now.
Fred Funston should remain beyond the
blue horizons rim,
Since Teddy is the whole thing now.
He'll find upon this side the earth there
is no place for him,
Since Teddy is the whole thing now,
But if he must come home at all, he'd
better snoop around
And sneak into his native land without
sign or sound.
For If his head is visible he surely will
be downed,
Since Teddy is the whole thing now.
We have had heroes in the past, but
when was such a one,
Since Teddy is the whole thing now?
How fade the names of Lincoln, Jackson,
Grant and Washington,
Since Teddy is the whole thing nowI
There was time Mark Hannas head the
blue dome seemed to hit;
And then J. Pierpont Morgan for little
while was 1t.
But when the real thing appears how
speedily they fit
And Teddy is the whole thing now.
Fames temple is all occupied There are
no rooms to let.
Since Teddy is the whole thing now.
The busts and statues that were there
are in the cellar set,
Since Teddy is the whole thing now.
''T. Roosevelt in letters large Is seen
upon the door,
And those who hoped for lodging there,
alas, their dreams are DER
They had as well buy tickets for the
place called Evermore,
Since Teddy is the whole thing now.
Denver Daily News.