Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1902-06-11
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Water lilies to the fore.
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Carnac's been heard from.
Robins will soon get busy with the
cherry trees.
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Fashionable to stand on an open
street car on rainy day.
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Girls who can't swim, but want
to learn, are above par
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Agnew should send Mayor Doyle a
bill for services as press agent.
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The paper napkin business, also,
profits by the prevalence of picnics.
The cherries on the summer hat will
soon be outdone by the cherries on the
tree.
The youths who were arrested for
playing Sunday ball are said to be in
favor of anarchy.
Frowns have been known to kill and
smiles may do likewise. Even death
may be made delightful.
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It's a hundred to one that the bride
the rain falls on will be happy, too
II she's the right sort of a bride.
A little moisture is q good thing
even for picnics. This may be inter.
preted according to taste.
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Red ants are absolutely tasteless II
eaten with bread and butter and In
moderate quantities. O.,
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lie made a true assertion who said:
1T rains easier in Akron than any
other place I ever saw"
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That space on the garnet floor, which
is being cleared away, will later be
occupied by walnuts and hickory nuts.
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State canal boats will be here Sat
urday as patrol boats to see that all
tugs, steamers and row boats keep
out of the way of the racing launch.
es.
The advance guards of the annual
crop of scarecrows are already being
posted in various fields. There seems
to be nothing new in the fashion in
which they are bedecked.
Rumors are atloat in Cleveland that
Captain Tajoie, of the Bronchos, is
keeping a weather eye on several men,
bers of the newspaper mems base ball
team Of this city.
Maybe the Goodrich Co. is going to
make new tangled beef steak for
boarding houses in that mysterious
new building. They meat trust would
do we'll to be on the alert.
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City Commissioner Wilson denies
the story that he would like to be
farm hand. The report had it's origin
In remark he made that he wished
he We're a farmer that he might rest
OH rainy days.
OF course the boys will be glad to
have the Mayor arrange for a bathing
place where they will be unmolested,
but he is indeed u slow youngster who
has not already been swimming in the
canal this month, at least once. No
remarkable terror OF police molestation
has been noticed.
A swede approached the general de.
livery window.
Amy letter for me?"
"What Is your manner?
~ tank you find him on de en-
velope," was the reply.
IN THE SPRING.
All the birds are singing gaily,
Tho you'd think 'twould make than
blue
To awake each blessed morning.
With their bills all over dew.
Philadelphia Press.
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The boys at the office of the Akron
Daily Dick should he given a shaking
up by the editor Of the paper when
he returns from his California trip
The other day Jim Brown was appoint,
ed postmaster of Dick-the Ashtabula
county office named in honor of the
peerless Congressman--and our neigh
bor printed not a word in reference "a
the matter to say nothing of its fail
IRE to issue special edition com
memorating the event What will the
General think of this harrying neglect
on the part OF his publicity department,