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The Baltimore County union. [volume] (Towsontown, Md.) 1865-1909, 1902-02-08
JONAH AND THE WHALE.

The London Lancet reprints crit
icism of medical lecture given in
1923 upon the power Of the digestive
organsupon substances endured with
vitality" a category which includes
the prophet Jonah. "How the prophet
passed his time in the cavity of the
whales stomach, how far the con-
fnement affected his organs of res
piration, are questions of minor i'm
portance," we are told, but the main
argument may be thus stated.
"When Jonah entered the whales
stomach, either he was alive or was
not alive. If he was not alive, the
stomach would have had the same
power over him as over any other in
animate substance, and the prophet
would have been digested in the or
binary way" But since he was not
digested he was alive when swallowed
and, as the argument points out,
"must have continued to live" Con-
sequently when he was thrown up on
the fourth day he was deposited on
the dry land, probably without any
other inconvenience than some tri-
fling arrangement of his canonicals. "
IT WAS the morning after he had
been detained at the Office on bust
ness" Dearest" she said sweetly,
81 want you to give me frank and
truthful answer to one question"
He was glad to get off so easily, and
yet he feared the question would be
a corker. Certainly, my DEAR" he
said. "What is the question 2" II
want you to tell me-" she said, i'm
pressively, whether you will be
home to dinner or to breakfast"
He was home to dinner that night.
OVER FEET don't like these
long and passionate kisses on the
public stage. They
Well, you know, all kisses have to
be rather long.
Why1
Because kiss has to be made over
four feet usually.
SPEAKING of women who cry, the
Eskimo women fairly live on blubber.
The Baltimore County union. [volume] (Towsontown, Md.) 1865-1909, 1902-02-08

FEW MEMS trousers get baggy at
the knees from saying their prayers.
The Baltimore County union. [volume] (Towsontown, Md.) 1865-1909, 1902-02-08

SPEAKING of women who cry, the
Eskimo women fairly live on blubber.
The Baltimore County union. [volume] (Towsontown, Md.) 1865-1909, 1902-02-08

Because kiss has to be made over
four feet usually.
The Baltimore County union. [volume] (Towsontown, Md.) 1865-1909, 1902-02-08

FINE FEATHERS make a girl feel
like bird.
The Baltimore County union. [volume] (Towsontown, Md.) 1865-1909, 1902-02-08

ALL MEN are not homeless, but
some are home less than others.
The Baltimore County union. [volume] (Towsontown, Md.) 1865-1909, 1902-02-08

GENERALLY THE person who is
fond of a secret is the one who doesn't
think enough to keep it.
The Baltimore County union. [volume] (Towsontown, Md.) 1865-1909, 1902-02-08

All, OLD MAN / hear you've
had an addition to your family"
eyes, two."
Not twins?"
"Oh, no; the baby and my wife's
mother"
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1902-11-13
THE FASHIONS.

! Repped, panne and dotted velvets
will still be used for separate waists.
Some of the printed foulards for af.
ternoon wear this autumn are very
pretty. and the designs are multitude
nous.
Among utility silks, conservative
tastes remain faithful to satin fouiards,
which for the season before us are par
ticularly satisfactory in quality. color
ing and pattern.
The long empire cioaks and redin-
gotes with loose fronts will greatly help
the light gowns to be worn next season
If they are not quite so light as the
gowns themselves. =
In spite of protests the large round
hat survives among the leading fan
and winter models. Some of the new
Paris shapes are huge as to brim and
absurdly low in proportion as to crown.
Next to the sumptuous yellow satins,
moires and brocades that rank promi-
nently among the evening textiles to be
worn for two seasons to come the
beautiful rose tints stand supreme
New York Post.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1902-11-13
PLAYS AND PLAYERS.

Chauncey Olcott is home from Eu.
rope and rehearsing his new play, "Old
Limerick Town"
"a Bay State Spinster" is the title of
the play which Miss Alice e. Ives has
written for Thomas w. Broadhurst.
Mr.. William e. Philip. an English
tenor. will sing in "The Country Girl"
which opens the season at Days, New
York.
John e. Kellerd is to have the lead.
ing part in "The Climbers company
which Amelia Bingham will send on
the road.
Giles Shine, who has been a valuable
member Of Andrew Mack's company
for number of seasons, will again be
seen with him.
Alto Yolo, young California con-
tralto singer from Yolo county, Is max
ing success with the popular Duss
band in New York.
Edwin Stevens has been allotted the
leading part in the sensational French
play 1.-THE Telephone" to be produced
in New York in October.
Mrs. Langtry has announced her in
tention to build a theater in London
that she will occupy instead Of her
present playhouse, the Imperial
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1902-11-13
NOTES OF NoTABLEs.

Ex-Governor Whyte Of Maryland has
aust celebrated his seventy eighth birth
day. He is in excellent health.
"a Adolph Reinarch of Vienna was
caught robbing his safe while asleep,
concealing the money under carpet.
Grand Duke Cyril Of Russia, cousin
Of the car, Is visiting Japan, where he
has been given an imposing reception.
Joaquin Figueroa Larrain Of Chile has
been commissioned by the government
to study the organization of public IL
braries in Europe and the United
States.
Henri Houriet, a Swiss matchmaker,
has recently completed watch made
entirely out of the ivory taken from
1t keeps good time.
Leopoldo Batres, the Mexican con-
servator Of national monuments, has
just concluded years archaeological
excavations among the ruins of Zapo-
texan cities in Oaxaca.
The English justice Barnes takes
down his notes in shorthand and sums
up from these notes. He finds this a
great saving of time and by this means
is never obliged to stop witness.
Commandant Moller, lately Of the
Boer army, was not born to be shot.
During the conflict with Great Britain
he had twenty-one horses shot under
him, but never received scratch.
Prince Victor Napoleon has just re-
ceived at Paris from the Corsican COM
mittee a silver gilt imperial crown on
the occasion of the centenary of Ma
poleon Bonaparte's appointment as first
consul.
Bradley Martin, Jr., who is at pres
ent in Paris, has sold his three automo-
biles. He says the numerous recent ia
talities, added to his own phenomenal
bad luck, have cooled his enthusiasm
for the horseless vehicle.
One of the oldest clergymen in Eng
land is an earl-the venerable Earl of
Devon. He is one of the few members
Of the house of lords who was born be-
fore Waterloo became a name in his
tory and who has lived in four regimes
Jules Massenet, the famous French
composer, is an enthusiastic player of
patience and affirms that many of his
best inspirations come to him while
engaged in this game. Like the late
Charles GounOd, NJ. Massenet is an in
veterate smoker and prefers a pipe to
the finest cigar.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1902-11-13
cYNicisMs.

Romance-something to make people
disconnected.
How innocent and sweet a cross baby
looks whensft is asleep!
Some men who are just on the verge
OF being smart spoil everything by
some fool hobby or habit.
/ A woman has to ask her friends per-
bmission to wear a new style Of hat and
her husbands permission to buy It.
You would be surprised at learning
how many people there are in the
world who battle In washbowIs and
are still happy.
+, It Is hard for the men TO give salts
faction. When they don't talk. the
women claim they are grumpy. and
when they do talk the women say they
are scolding.-Atchison Globe.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1902-11-13
Brain-food Nonsense.

Another ridiculous food ted has been
branded by the m ost competent authorities.
They have dispe.led the silly notion that
one kind of food is nee ied 70, brain, an tn
er tor muscles, and still another for bones
A correct Diet will not only nourish par
ticular part of the body, but it IL sustain
every other pa1t. Yet however good your
food may be, lis nutriment is destroyed by
indigestion or dyspepsia. You must prepare
for their appearance CT prevent their COM
ing by TAX ,ng regular doses of GREEN'S
August Flower, the favorite medicine OF
the healthy millions. A few doses aids di-
gestlon, stimulates the liver to healthy
action, purites the blood, and makes you
feel buoyant and vigorous. You can get
DR.. G. G. Green's reliable remedies at
Hanson & Emerson. Get Green's Special
Almanac.
The report covering coiiee anu Tea
importations for the last fiscal year
intensifes what was shown by the re-
port for the year before-namely, that
we Americans are becoming the great
coffee drinking nation of the world.
A Poor Millionaire.
Lately starved in London tcaus
could not digest his food. Early use of DIR.
Kings New Life Pills would have saved
him. They strengthen the stomach, aid
digestion, promote assimilation, improve
appetite. Price 25c. Money back if not
satisfied. Sold by Fiesler & McNeice,
druggists.
The house of lords contains $50
peers, of whom twenty-five are dukes.
Factory girls in Leeds, England, go
to work fashionably attired, numbers
Of them on cycles.
The present population of Greater
Berlin exceeds 2,550,O0O, just ZOO, 900
mare than Munich.
Henry L. Shattuck Of Shellsburg, lswa,
was cured of stomach trouble With which
he had been afflicted ter years, by four boxes
Of Chamberlains Stomach and Liver Tab
Lets. He had previously tried many other
remedies and number of physicians with
out relief. For sale by Hanson & Emerson
druggists.
+ + +
Milwaukee has bowling club tour
Of whose members weigh LOCO pounds.
A sparring exhibition was recently
held in Kansas City for the benefit of
q church.
Two motor cars are now carrying
passengers between Bulawayo and the
outlying districts.
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The disease of Liver Complaint 10
alarmingay prevalent and dangerous.
MnlPs Pioneer LIVER Cure has brought
ahostofsufferers. $l.OOdraft
In each slice box rs q guarantee. Csc.
For sale bv Hanson &>Emerson.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1902-11-13

Among the most Interesting IeaIurts
of southern Oklahoma are the remains
Of the grass houses formerly built by
the Wichita Indians, who to certain
extent keep up their novel mode Of
architecture to the nresent dau
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1902-11-13

The man who is always calling fol
the fool killer would be the first te
hide if he saw him coming.-Chicage
News
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1902-11-13

Do not be persuaded into taking some
hingsaid toe. is good"as Madison
Medicine Cos Rocky Mountain Tea. There
lis nothing like it. 35cts., no more no less.
Hanson & Emerson.
4. + q
London had $50 per cent Oh al '"s
cases Of glanders which occurred
among horses last year In Engiahu'
To facilitate the calling up OF We
hicles telephones are to be erected Oh
or near all the cab ranks IN Berlin.
/. + + ->.
500
Or. e. Detchon's Anti Diuretic.
+ Nav be worth to you more than 500 ii
YOU have child who soils bedding from in
contepence of water during sleep. Cures
old and young alike. 1t arrests the trouble
at once. ST.. Sold by Fiesler & McNeice.
In the average wages paid to employ
ees the industry that stands highest
among the large undertakings is that
of smelling and refining, says Mahins
Magazine. Here the average for the
24.5OO workers is $652 per worker.
The best Chamberlains Stomach
and Liver Tablets. Easy to take. Pleas
ant I'm effect. For sale by Hanson & Emer-
son druggists.
+ i. !.
ne cholera in Egypt is decreasing.
The latest statistics give 1893 as the
total number of cases. Ihere nave
L-A-, CAT daoths
When you awake in the morning feeling
like the end of misspent life, your mouth
full o. fir and your soul full of regrets, tax e
Rocky Mountain Tea. Great Medicine
Hanson & Emerson
German manufacturers of machinery
have recently received orders for 100
locomotives, representing a value Of
| 100000 marks, which will go to Siam,
Italy, India and Denmark.
+ + !.
Rounds out the: hollow pla S; smooths
out lines that creep about ones lace; woos
| roses back to faded cheeks. That is what
Rocky Mountain Tea does. IS cts. Han
son L Emerson,
| I. i
The man who is always calling for
the fool killer would be the first to
hide if he saw him coming.-Chicago
| News
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1902-11-13

famed in order OF market sales, nsn
captured by New England fishermen
are cod, paddock. bake. pollock, hall
but and mackereL
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1902-11-13
Acts Iin,aediats1y.

Acts ImMediats1y.
Colds are sometimes more troublesome
in summer than in winter, it's so hard 10
keep from adding to them whileingof
alter exercise. One Minute Cough Cure
cures at once. Absolutely safe. Acts inn
media teiy. Sure cure for coughs, colds,
Group, throat and lung troubles. Hanson
& Emerson. - iss
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1902-11-13
A Cure for Cholera nfant ~ M


house, telling them 7 felt sure it would do
good if used according to directions. In
| two days time the child had fully recovered
and is now (nearly year since) vigorous.
healthy gr. I have recommended this
Remedy frequently and have never known
it to fail in single Instance. For sale by
Hanson Il essen druggists.
+ + +
Among the most Interesting IeaIurts
of southern Oklahoma are the remains
Of the grass houses formerly built by
the Wichita Indians, who to certain
extent keep up their novel mode Of
architecture to the nresent dnu
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Vacation Days.
Vocation tine is here and the children
ear fairly living cut of doors. There could
be no healthier lace tor them. You need
only to guard against the accidents Incl
dental to most open air sports. No remedy
equals De Wits Witch Hazel Salve for
quickly stopping pain or removing danger
of serious consequences. For cuts, scalds
and wounds. "I used DeWitt's Witch
Hazel Salve fer sores, cuts and bruises"
says L, B. Johnson, Swift, Tex cit is the
best remedy en- the market" Sure e
for piles and skin diseases. Beware Of
counterteits. Hanson & Emerson, druggists
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Their Secret Is Out.
All Sadieville, KY, was curious to learn
the cause of the vast improvement in the
health of Mrs. S. P. Whitaker, who had
for long time, endured untold suffering
from chronic bronchial trouble. "Its all
due to DR.. Kings New .scoyery," writes
Her husband. "It C pletely cured her and
also cured our littl. Granddaughter of a
severe attack OF Nhooping Cough" 1t
positively cures oughs, Colds La Grippe,
Baenchitis, all :! lrsat and Lung troubles.
Gauranreed bodies sec and $I.oo. Trial
bottles free at Fiesler & McNeice's drug
store.
+ = =
..,,smed in order OF market sales, nsn
captured by New England fishermen
are cod, paddock. bake, pollock, hall
but and mackereL
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AsteunAed TIE Editsr.
Editor S. A. Brown, of BENEFITS vile, S
c., was at one time immensely surprised.
ssThrough long suffering from Dyspepsia"
he writes, 'ny wife was greatly run down.
She mad no strength or v'ger aud suffered.
great distress from her stomach, but she
tried Electric Bitters which helped her at
once, and, alter using four bottles she is
entirely well, can eat aay thing. It's =
grand tonic, and its gentle laxative quslit Is
are splendid for torpid liver indiges tion
eeston. Loss Of Appetite, Stomach and
Liver troubles it's a positive rguassntee
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1902-06-18
COL LY|NDH EXAMINED.
Court Room Crowded When Charges
Of High Treason Against Irish
man Are Heard.
0piAlA5 STATEMENT or PROSECUTION.
Hon. Charles Russell, Second SON OF
Late Lord Chief Justice Appears
in Behalf Of observation-disclosures
Is Remanded to June Fl for Fur
ther Hearing Ssss

Londons June 16.-BoW street police
court was crowded Saturday morning
when the Investigation into the
charge of high treason brought
against Col. Arthur Lynch, formerly of
the Boer army, was begun. Lynch,
who was elected member OF parlia-
ment for Galway in November last,
was arrested at New Haven Wednes-
day upon landing from France. Mrs.
Lynch and other friends of the ac-
cused were present. The solicitor
general, Sir Edward Carson, in open
ing for the prosecution, alluded brief
ly to Col. Lynch's Australian birth,
his residence in Paris and his de-
parture thence to the Transvaal in
January, 1900. THE case. for the
prosecution said Sir Edward, "wilB
be that on arriving in South Africa,
Lynch took service with the Trans
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1902-06-18
AN INDIANA TRAGEDY,
In a Dispute at Falmouth an Aged
Farmer and a Barber Lose
Their Lives

Rushville, Ind, June 1l.-As the re-
suit of a shooting affray which oc-
Cured at Falmouth, IL miles north of
here late Tuesday afternoon, Oliver
Cameron, aged 70 years, a wealthy re-
tired farmer, and John Bailey, bar
Der, aged IS, are dead Bailey's wife
left him few days ago, and thinking
she was at the Cameron home he went
there Tuesday and when Cameron APP
peared at the door Bailey drew re-
volver and fred, the bullet piercing
the old mans body. Cameron seized
shotgun, which was standing in a
corner of the hail. and e1nptied the
contents of both barrels into Bailey's
body, killing him instantly. Cameron
expired in a few minutes Both men
leave large families 81 ~
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1902-06-18
Yale Defeats Princeton.

New York, June 16.-Yale defeated
Princeton in the final game of the
series for the intercollegiate Baseball
championship of 1902 at the Polo
grounds Saturday by score of 5to 4.
TWAS well-played game throughout,
although it took two hours and fifty
minutes to finish the nine innings. Fiye
thousand people journeyed to the field
to see the game and there were many
women in the. grand stand. College
men from New Haven and Princeton
were out in force: and rooted for their
respective teams and sang songs dur
ing the game. =, #~.>.e- .t@.:s.. i .
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1902-06-18
STRUCK BY TERRIBLE STORM.
Lancaster. O., Suffers severeIy-un-
Precedented Cold Weather
81. ..= I'm Africa.

Lancaster, O., June 16.This city
was visited by terrific storm early
Saturday morning accompanied by
heavy lightning. There is four feet of
water in many houses and the inhabit-
ants were taken from the upper rooms
in boats. The Hooking Valley railroad
had severe washouts and one Of their
trains was lost eight hours owing to
missing culverts and wires that were
down. Dozens of cattle were killed
by lightning. ..<....
Cape Town, June 16.-Unprecedent-
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1902-06-18
Exchange Treaties,

Washington, June 16.-Secretary
Hay and Baron Boncheur, the Belgian
minister, Saturday exchanged the final
notifications of the new Belgian ex-
tradition treaty.. This is one of the
latest conventions which the depart
ment is drawing on modern lines with
nearly all the countries with which we
already have extradition treaties of
rather ancient date. The new treaties
include offenses which were notrecog-
nized as subjects for extradition when
old treaties were drawn. Thus in the
case of the new Belgian. treaty. the
crimes of larceny. kidnapping, and OBJ
tanning money under false pretenses
are added to the crimes already enum-
Grated in the old treaties. r.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1902-06-18
BODIES FOUND.


New York, June 16. The body Of
Clarence Foster. who has been miss
ig since Monday night, was found in
sShinnecock bay, Long Island, Satur-
day. The head and face were bat
tered and there were marks Of vio-
lence, which were regarded as indi-
eating that he was murdered, and his
body thrown into the bay.
Later in the day the body Of Miss
Sarah Lawrence, in whose company
Foster was last seen, was found in
shinnecock bay, near where Fosters
body was found. "a coroner took
charge of the bodies and started an
investigation. ss
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1902-06-18

vaal government, raised regiment.
of which he acted as commander, to
fight in behalf of the Beers and act
lively fought against Gen. Buffers OPP
erations.
''Lynch was in Pretoria, January
IS, 19OO," the solicitor general con-
tinued, land wrote to- the Transvaas
authorities notifying them of his de-.
sire to take up arms. January IS he
signed field coronet's certificate, de-
scribing himself as. an Irishman, a
British subject, and born in Aus
tralia, but declaring his willingness
to fight for the South African re-
public, in order to maintain and de-
>fend it's independence. Lynch also
took the oath of allegiance as a full
burgher, the certificate enabling ,hi1u
to do so as we'll as to accept com
mission from the Transvaal govern
ment. Lynch then raised the So
called Irish brigade, joined the in
vading army in Natal, and issued an
appeal, signed ''Arthur Lynch,
colonel, Irish BRIGADE inviting Irish
men to assist the two republics"
Hon. Charles Russell, second son of
the late lord chief justice, Baron Rus
sell of Killowen, in behalf Of the de-
PENDANT, said that Lynch had faced
the proceedings like man. What
he had done had been done openly,
and he desired to facilitate the in
quiry as much as possible. =
After the police had furnished evil
dence Of the prisoners arrest, he was
remanded to June 21. r During the
course OF this evidence Detective In
specter Walsh testified Ito finding in
Col Lvnch's pocket visiting card Of
Hamilton Holt, introducing Col.
Lynch, of the Boer army. to three
Americans, A. S. Hardy, United States
minister at Berne, Switzerland; Her
bert W. Rowen. United States minis
ter to Teheran 8(now mi liter to
Venezuela), and Prof Richardson, of
the American school at Athens. and
some. testimony had been presented
regarding Col, Lynch's presence con
cOmmandO' in Natal 81, g. .a>~....*r ia
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Daughter Of Gen. Lee Fined.

Alexandria, Va, June 16.-Miss
Mary Custis Lee, daughter of. the
late Robert E. Lee, Saturday forfeit
ed five dollars collateral in default
Of appearance before Mayor Simp-
son, in the police court, on the
charge of violating the law provid-
ing for; separation of white and col
cred passengers on railways. Miss
Lee was taken into custody Friday
night on a Washing on and Alex
andria electric car after refusing to
change her seat at the rear of the
car (the portion reserved for colored
people) to the front section.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1902-06-18
Railway Disasters.

I Washington, June 11.-A bulletin is
sued by the interstate commerce COM
mission shows that during the three
months ended December 81, last, there
were 1,4S1 railroad collisions and SRI
derailments in the United States, in
which 274 persons were killed and 2,os9
injured. Accidents Of all other kinds
increase the total to s13 killed, and
1925 injured. The damage. to cars,
engines and roadway by these acct
dents amounted to $2.O75.O91.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1902-06-18
Sentenced at Paris,

Paris, June 16.-'s Eddie Guerin and
George Miller, Of Chicago, were Sat
urday sentenced to life. imprisonment
at penal servitude, and May Church
i'll. known as Chicago May, was
sentenced to five years imprisor-
ment. When the verdict was pro-
nounced May Churchill threw her
arms around Guerin's neck and kissed
him passionately. The guards sep
arated Them and led the prisoners
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