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The daily morning journal and courier., 1902-08-18
HOSPITAL YEARLY OUTING.

The yearly outing of the nurses, pa tients and the friends of the New Ha- ven hospital will take place at s:so this morning. They will go down the sound on sail from Belle dock, and good time is expected.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1902-08-18

Her mamma-You certainly were flirting outrageously with that young man on the bench. Don't you know you're married woman. and
 Mrs Gay-Yes, but he idn't.-Phila- delphia Press
The daily morning journal and courier., 1902-08-18
CORPORAL cULLEN's CONDITION.
Man Injured in Explosion at Mantle
 Will Leave Hospital Soon.

The condition of Corporal T. F. Gull len, of Battery A, who was injured in an explosion at Mantle Friday night, is not so serious as was at first expected. It was thought that he would lose both eyes, but it was stated at the hospital last night that both were uninjured.
 Corporal Cullen will leave the hospital Wednesday. ..'~. ...:s
The daily morning journal and courier., 1902-08-18

Three knots an hour isn't such bad time for a clergyman" snlilingly said the minister to himself just after he had united the third couple.-Tid-Bits 7
The daily morning journal and courier., 1902-08-18
NATI0NAI IEACIrE

MAI IIUANAE LIsAN . ".
 At Cbicago-ChIcago 3, New York 6. At Cincinnati--CIncinnat l. Boston 3. At St. Louis-St. Louis 10, Brooklyn 1. At Pittsburg-First ganie--P Pittsburg 4, Philadelphia 2; second game, Pittsburg 6, Philadelphia 2
The daily morning journal and courier., 1902-08-18
LEAVES FOR BOSTON.

William H. French of This City to be
 With the Associated Press.
 William H. French, a well known newspaper man of this city residing in West Haven, will leave to-day for Boston to assume a position with the Associated Press. His friends here wish him the best of success in his new undertaking.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1902-08-18
AMERICAN LEAGUE. At PhilafelnhiA-philAde 2. ChicngO

At Ue1NhIA--FhIadeIphIa ?, ChfcagO 1.
 At Baltimore Baltimore ], St. Louis 12 At Washington-Wa Washington 3, Cleve- land f.
 At BOston-Boston z. Detroit 1.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1902-08-18

Heart of epicures it hits Bluefish fried in Ready Bits.
 Packages 15c. All grocers.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1902-08-18

The Saving of Few cents on bottle of Vanilla Extract will not atone for the an nOyance of having dessert that is ''iust a little off in flavor. Always buy Burnetts.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1902-08-18

Ready Bits for buildings and for dress  ings, Wins the husbands praise. the house. Wife's blessings ''.~ ~- >
 Packages 15c. All grocers.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1902-08-18
Comfortable Eyeglasses.

 The comfort of a pair of glasses depends upon the correctness and quality of the lenses, the adjustment of the nose piece and their mechanical construction. The glasses we furnish leave nothing to be de- sired in these respects, while our system of fitting the eyes, although valu- able, is ma de without charge.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1902-06-01
MPLOYES' OUTING
AT BUCKR0E BEACH
Three Thousand Persons Will
Go on Locomotive Works
Excursion.

The white employees of the Richmond
branch of the American Locomotive Com
pany are encouraging for great
Saturday, June 2lst It is now
expected that over $500 persons, includ-
ing the employees. their families and
friends will take advantage of this OPP
portunity to spend the day at the sea-
shore.
This outing will be made an annual
affair among the men at the works, and
is being planned and arranged with the
greatest care. that all may be made
to enjoy the trip. Special trains over the
Chesapeake and Ohio will be chartered to
carry the party, leaving from the Main
Street Station between and s o'clock
on the morning Of the 21st.
The circular posted at the shops lays
stress upon the purposes of the commit
tees having the excursion in charge. to
make it a, family affair.
Every detail Of the trip is being care
fully arranged by special committees ap-
pointed from the various departments
of the works. The Amusement Commit
tee, composed Of Messrs. T. B. smith.
George Laizure, c. Bauer, c. Wylder, II.
Leftwich and T. Timmons. is arranging
for sports and exercises for the day that
Will insure d PHEASANT dlltA pioAASAS w N~N1
to each and every one.
Il. order that all may have comfort
able ride both to and from Buckroe
Beach, it has been determined that no
tickets will be sold after / o'clock P. M.
of Friday, June Goth, at which time the
C. and O. will be Informed as to the
number that they must make arrange
ments to carry, and guarantee every tick
et-holders a seat to Buckroe Beach.
The various committees having In
charge the excursion arrangements are
as follows:
Executive Committee-Jonatha Bryan,
chairman: w. NJ Myers. secretary and
treasurer; Robert Allison, Robert Armour.
]. 3. Rountree. George w. Troxler, r. w.
Crawford, st. Geo. Bryan.
Office and Drawing Roon-W. r. Will
liams, G. A. Marks. w. ]. Regain.
Pattern Shop-J. NJ. Sullivan.
Wheel and Cylinder Shop-R. M. Strad-
er, William Schwerdtfeger, e. Peace and
E. L. Tiller.
Foundry-A. S. Baker. w. Carter,
George Giffen. Tom Barlow. w g. eal',
A. r. Beck, L. Waldrop.
Machine shop-R. E. Eastwood, H.
Lewis. c. Niurohr. E. Boswell, H. Left
wich, e. Schiessler. John Drumhellec. ".
Lane, r. Lane, J. Agnew, w. Oxenham.
Iohn Carlton, C. B. Luck, r. Randolph,
george Laizure, c. Baur.
Erecting. Pipe and Copper Shops
George Jarvis, W. S. McClelland. G. 81.
Gibbs, R. NJ johnson, J. E. Symon, J. p.
Elliott, w. j. Reardon
Boiler Shops. L. Henty. w. 2. Lea
man. William Robertson, Charles Oller,
Charles Doyle. Charles r. Belk, J. S.
Nicholas. D. O'Neil. George Martin. jeff
Mason, Tom Jones, w. H Zimmerman
Paint, Carpenter and Truck Shops-We
n. Harmon, w. E. Dillon. ]. II. Bradley,
J.. ]. Connolly. T. G. Woodcock.
smith Shops. Janowsky. George
Rover. Hugh Timmons, T. B. Smith, c.
T Spindle. Charlie seg.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1902-06-01
GERMAN SUPPLY SH|P
WITH MENFORV|HET IA
A SeIf-Confessed Counterfeitei
VALVES Examination New
Bank in Newport News.
Especial Dispatch to The Times


NEWPORT NEWS, VA. May 31.-The
Ham burg-American liner, Eitelfritz, char
tered by the German Government, arrived
here this n1oning with some two hundred
sailors for the German cruiser ViEeta,
now at the ship-yard. She will lake
the old draft back to Germany. The Eft
elfritz also brought large quantities of
ammunition and stores
S. w. Smith, the confessed counterfeit
er, arrested last night, was sent on the
Federal grand jury to-day waving ex-
animation.
The Jefferson Bank sixth institution
of the kind in Newport News. was form
ally opened this morning.
Much interest is felt at Old Point In
the orders issued by the War Depart
ment, suspending work on Fort Wool (the
Rip-Raps).
Several hundred men employed on the
old fertilization have been lali off.
This morning, for the first time in five
wears, the entire garrison turned out IN
dress uniform for the regular monthly
inspection.
Col. story has changed dress parade
from evening to s A. NJ making guard
mount at 6 P. NJ. thus giving the men
the entire afternoon for recrea ton
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1902-06-01
MODERN
FABLES

Once there was a Multi-Millionaire who
felt Jealous when he saw Carnegie throw
ing $40 Gold Pieces at the Squirrels. while
coal-oil Johnny Rockefeller was handing
his pet University another Million every
time new Student came in out Of the
Tall Grass and Matriculated.
He saw that a very Rich Man who
wishes to be Respected must fill his
Clothes with Currency and go out and
sIather It around and holler for every
body to have Something on him and keep
the Change. He decided to follow the
prevailing Fashion and spend his Money
before he died, thereby giving the Ia
1da to the Legal Profession.
But when this would-b Philanthropist
got ready to cut the Strings on his Bun
die he struck a Snag. Every Town large
enough to be Indicated on the Map had
Carnegie Library. He found that the
Orphans We're receiving more care ana
Attention ,,an the Children of Club Wo-
men. About the only Little Ones who
got into the Country in the Summer were
the Homeless Waits. AS for Colleges.
they had multiplied so rapidly that all
through the Middle West it was prach-
cally Impossible to get Harvest Hands.
The Poor Workingman showed no in
clination to go against the Free Reading
Room and the Cheap Lectures on AStro-
nomy. for he had the Price In his Pock-
ct and preferred to play Seventy-Seven
in some German Place where they served
a Hot Lunch.
1t began to look as though the benevo-
lent Millionaire would have to burn his
Money or else leave it to the usual
Nephew who lived on High Balls and
Musical Comedy
Surely there is Suffering somewhere IN
this World" said the perplexed Million
aire. Some one is waiting for help
ing Hand Now to find him."
He began careful Study of Social Con-
ditions and soon discovered that the real
Sufferer, ...e mute and patient Victim
who was getting the Hooks oftener than
any one else, was the Gentleman who
wore the t1igh Collar and carried in his
fiip-Pocket a little Work on Etiquette
and Good Behavious.
The poor Reptile whose Wife got UP in
the Morning and grabbed the Paper to
see If the Family was mentioned. he was
the banner Patsy of all Creation and he
was the Boy that was praying for some
one to come along and throw him
Lifeline.
BY further Investigation the Multi
millionaire was Mortified to learn that
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1902-06-01
Modern Fable Of the Imaginary Bene-
factor Who Took a Brand-NeW Tack.
Copyrighted 1902 by Robert Howard Russel.]

here in this smiling Land of Plenty,
where the Roses bloom in June and the
Editorial Writer calls attention to the
prevalent Peace and Happiness, there
were thousands of sad-eycd Men and Wo-
men who put on their Good Clothes When
they would rather not do so, who Went
out when they would rather stay at
Home, who Ate when they were not
Hungry. Drank when they were not
Thirsty. Conversed by the hour with
People who bored them, listened to
Speeches they did not want to hear,
Whooped it up for Amateur Perform
ances that were absolutely punk, APP
plauded Vocal Music that was too fierce
for words, fondied the Infants that they
wanted to throttle, and read Historical
Romances that caused them to have
Charley-Horse Dreams.
"Oh, why should we send Relief Ships
to Martinique when there IS so much
Misery right here in our own principal
Residence Streets? asked the philan-
thropic Millionaire.
So he founded and endowed a Society
for the Relief of those who are Invited
Out. The Purpose of this glorious Or
ganization was to prove that Entertain
ments should entertain.
AS Il 11ISt NlOtcs lliS oC|ASAehSsOA @AA'ASSN>
all the weIl-known Citizens to Formal
Dinner in honor of Statesman who
wore Medals for talking against Time.
All the Local orators who were accus-
toned to paying for their Plates by tell
ing the same Stories that used to go
SO well in the Birch and Backus Days
we're up at the Head Table. A feeling
of Sadness seemed to brood over the
large Assemblage until It was discovered
that in front OF each Ilate was Card
saying that any one attempting to make
a Speech would be thrown out on ms
Neck. Three or four of the Spell-Blnd-
ers were temporarily stunned, but the
Main Bunch laid their Faces down
among the Cut Flowers and wept for
Joy. The Dinner proceeded with ire
mendous Enthusiasm. There We're no
Dark Clouds on the Horizon. threatening
a Wind Storm. No one was wondering
how long the Mayor or the Congress
man was going to Spout. or whether
they had Manuscripts concealed on their
Persons. The Orchestra played Coon
Songs without any Interruption from
the Chairman. No one said anything
about the Feast OF Reason and the FLOW
of Soul. The Man with the Megaphone
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1902-06-01

one of the most pathetic sights the
streets of Richmond afford is that OF the
two blind singers, man and woman
who stand for hours every night gazing
out upon the passing throng with. sight
less eyes The man has a guitar. he
doesn't play it. He merely worries IT.
Usually the two take their stand either
at Eighth and Broad or Seventh and
Broad. and there for several hours
night their melancholy strains are given
out to the night. Sometimes they are
appreciated: sometimes they are not
The woman who sings a. sort OF basso
profundo contralto. has q singularly pa
thetic face. 1t is drawn and haggard
and there is about the eyes. the mouth,
The chin an expression of melancholy
She knows not Gods light. and sprlas
TO her means merely the singing OF BIRDS
and a change in the temperature. She
stands with hands folded quietly and
sings as if in duty bound to do. So
With the man there is a Inference. he
has the guitar in his hand, and with
this he manages to keep pretty we'll oc-
cupied, his Intentions being considerably
better tnan his music. He leads he
singing In a raw, bald sort of voice, and
there is about him an innate apprecla-
ton of humor. A pleasant remark Will
bring smile to his face quickly. He
would have lived had he the eyes. He
sings in a rolling sort of tone, which
can be heard for blocks UP and down
Broad Street.
The other night theatre party, Bijou-
bound. passed the two and a tall fair
haired creature with eyes like a slice
of Heavens blue stopped with a, laugh
on her lips to listen Finally She fumbled
in her glove and drew out small coin.
1t was ice cream soda money. This coin
she handed to the blind woman.
What shall we sing?" asked the wo-
man.
Don't sing at ALL" said the fair haired
one and she went her way.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1902-06-01
By
GEORGE ABE

Voice cut no Ice whatsoever, for they
had him sewed up. Every one went
home feeling good.
Next day; no less than 40 grateful Per-
sons stopped the Reformer on the Street
and bade him Godspeed in his Noble
Work.
The next Thing the Society did was to
offer Cash Bonus to any one giving a
Reception at which there would be no
standing in Line and shaking Hands
Also it offered annual Salaries to all
Celebrities who refrained from reading
long winded Papers to helpless Clubs
A special Fund was set aside for the
purpose of having Children in the Pup
lie Schools taught, by means Of Charts,
the Deadly Effects of the Lap Supper
Then the Society offered Bounty OF 81
for the Scalp Of any person guilty OF s1d nn far
tha BODY dead or alive of any one pro-
posing a Lady Minstrel Show;
"A ACKNOWLEDGEMENT Brooch was olleI =
ed to every Young Woman who Wo PUG
pledge herself never to sing ANYTHING that
She learned at the Conservatory:
Special Endowments were offered 70
Colleges on condition that Graoua let
should not be permitted to arse on d f1ol
Day and quote from Emerson.
A large Sum was set aside TO secure
the passage of a Law prohibiting me SAFE
of Flutes to any one except 1erhldn
employed in an Orchestra.
Society Leaders were quietly bribed to
circulate the Report that Party Calls
were no longer fashionable.
A Hall of Fame was established Tor
Bridal Couples that refused to take Pres
ents and cut out the Reception at the
Home of her Parents:
Then the N1ulti-Millionaire inaugurated
a Grand Movement for the final Emancl
patton of those who wore Dress aCiotneS.
He worked on the legislature to set aside
three days in every Week for the private
use of those who want to do as they
please without being pulled and hauled
Any one who broke in on these days with
Invitations was liable to Prosecution, the
Penalty being a Fine or Imprisonment, or
both.
BY the time this pra ctical Reformer had
spent a couple of Millions helping the I'M
fortunate Upper Glasses to throw off the
Shackles. he was the most popular Char
acter in the Country:
His heroic Example induced many weak
and faltering Souls to swear off on the
Entertainments that had been slowly but
surely leading them toward the Foolish
House.
After he passed away his Statue was
set up in every Park and his Birthday
was observed in the Public Schools with
a llalf-holiday instead Of Programme
of Recitations and Speeches.
MORAL: Some People are too Polite
to call for Help.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1902-06-01
co,,MMENCEMENTs FLOWERS.

We have the finest Beauties. Pink and.
White Roses, Carnations, 81 Sweet Peas
and Baskets for the commandments.
Call and see them. MANI & BROWN
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1902-06-01
TO CALIFORNIA AND THE PACIFIC
SLOPE VIA sFABOARD. AIR LINE
pAIIfWAY

On account Of the meeting OF
the Imperial Council. Mobiles Of.
the Mystic Shrine. held at San Francisco
June 10th to 14th, 1902, the Seaboard will
sell round trip tickets to either Los Ans.
eeles or San Francisco at the very low
rate Of $65.25 for the round trip. The
passengerN may go one route and return
another. Tickets will be on sale until
June 18th: final limit of tickets sixty days
from date Of sale. stop-oWer privileges
allowed The Seaboard offers the choice
of route going via, New Orleans, SAM An
tonic and Ell 2Paso. or via Atlanta, Chat
tanoogn, Nashville and Memphis, better
Known as The Lookout Mountain Route. z:
Tor further information, call on or ad--s
dress
5ss5s 2. p. SMITH.
District Passenger Agent,
No. 1905 =. Main Street, Richmond..Ya
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1902-06-01
REVEALS "a GREAT SECRET.

It lis often asked how such startling
cures, that puzzle the nest PHYSICIANS cans
ore erected by Dr.. King s. New Discov-
erysfor Consumption. Here's the secret:
II cuts out the phlegm and sgerm-infecte
alaucous, and lets the life-giving oxyge1
enrich and vitalize the blood. It heals ais
the infamed, cough worn throat and
lungs Hard colds and stubborn coughs
/ soon weld 10 DR.. King $ New Discovery.
the most inf lible remed for Il hroat
and Lung diseases: Guaranteed Tla bottles
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The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1902-06-01
THE CHESAPEAKE & OHIO RAIL.
WAY
Offers Its Norfolk & Richmond Patrons
Manv Advantages.

The Chesapeake and Ohio are making
the. run with their fast vestibule parlor
car trains between Richmond aid Nor
folk in two hours and twenty-five minu-
srtes. The stone ballast track and the
sail across Hampton Roads from New
port News on the fast steamer Virginia
Quilt ny the Trigg Company makes the
ride over the Chesapeake and Ohio be-
tween Richmond and Norfolk most agree
able The f. E. v. Limited leaves Rich
mond $50 a. NJ. arrives Norfolk 11:15
A. M. The Seashore Limited leaves
.Richmonde4 2, NJ. arrives Norfolk 6:25
p. NJ, connecting att Norfolk with Old
Dominion boats for New York and at
Old Point for Baltimore. Washington and
Cape Charles.
Returning these trains leave Nor
folk 411:5O a. NJ and a r. NJ and arrive
Richmond 2:2D F.. NJ. and $50 p. NJ. Stops
are made only at Hampton, Newport
News: and Williamsburg
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1902-06-01

Seven cash prizes to-day The Sunday
Times Wants p1overbs cont Look itup.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1902-06-01

THE OPERATION A SUCCESS.
Here is a story told on one of the
prominent young physicians of this city:
It seems that few weeks after he began
practice an accident occurred in an Of
fice building in which he worked. A
small, boy who was sliding down the
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1902-06-01

Can you find the proverb IN to-day's3
Sunday TimessyVa Seven cash prize
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1902-06-01

Don't sing at ALL said the fair haired
one, and she went her way.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1902-06-01
A RARE MUSICAL TREAT FOR
RIHAd0Nn

DID IT EVER OCCUR TO YOU THAT.
you could get course OF 30 lessons on
the Mandolin by thoroughly competent
instructor at the rate OF soc per lesson.
Pearl Inlaid Mandolin free? This Is Just
what the INTERNATIONAL A1ANDO-
LIN school system (who operate
schools in a number Of principal cities
in the North. with headquarters at Bos-
toni do. They offer this exceptional ops
'portunity as an advertisement to limit
ed number OF first subscribers Their
agents will call on you and give full par
#ticulars. Please write or calf at their stu
order to be among the nrstSto receive the
benefit OF this chance.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1902-06-01
SPECIAL RATES 70 NORFOLK wa.
G&

The Chesapeake ana Ohio are selling
round trip tickets to Norfolk at S42s.
good until octber 31sr These tickets
are good on the Chesapeake and Ohio
fast vestibule trains with parlor cara
leaving Richmond $50 A N and 4 II.
III.
For Friday p AZ trains. oil Saturday
trains and Sundays Is NJ trains
lowing special fares: To Norfolk &C 3S.8.
Old Point. So: Ocean View. y25o and
Virginia Beach. $3.50; limited for returA
passage to midnight of following Morn
day.
Work out the spYnyerls ID to-day's aulss
sdnY TimaaEVa1tn-2enao -
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1902-06-01
Short stories
of the Town.

stair railing slipped and fell distance of
several floors, =injuring his head so that
an operation was necessary. This opera
ton the young physician performed
Some days later a friend was asking
him about It,
WAS the operation success! ne
asked.
saw" said the young doctor. 1t was
superbly done" IA
How is the boy now?"
''Well. the Lord has him. y
GOOD ONE ON THE BLUE COAT.
Young America in kits was trudging
sturdily up the hill in Capitol Square the
other day with a squirrel in ms arms.
Young America had chubby legs and a
face full of dimples ana he was independ-
eth all the way. In his four-year-old
way he dominated whatever he happened
to come in contact with. and the fact
that he dominated the squirrel in his
arms was shown conclusively by the fact
that he occasionally pinched the SPUR
rel's tail without any appreciate eject.
Finally a policeman came along and
eyed Young America with high disfavor.
1t is against the rules prevalent In the
marks for any one to handle the SOUR
rels.
Look. here, youngster,' said the blue
coat judicially, you must put that squir-
rel down."
NO" said Young America.
But you must put it down, young
man. That's all there is to it.
No. repeated Young America.
where's your 1nama?" asked the po-
iceman under a flag Of truce.
Dunno
well I'll have to take the squirrel
away from you. that's all"
No"
BY this time the situation struck the
policeman as being one requiring dplo-
macy rather than force. and it also
possessed certain elements Of amusement
Well will you tell me why, you won't
let the poor little squirrel go? as asked
in a conciliatory way.
."Tause he's mine. bringed him fom
home an Use dot him on a chain"
Which proved to be the TACT. Inc
policeman walked away whistling some
thing cheerful.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1902-12-19
COUNTY DEPOSITORY

Notice is hereby given that proposals
will be received by the County Commits
sioners of Pembina County for the de-
post Of the funds of the County for
ensuing two years.
Proposals shall state in writing what
rate Of interest will be paid on the aver
age daily balances during the month, in
terest to be paid monthly on conditions
that such fund with accrued interest be
held subject to draft at all times on de-
mand. Such proposals shall be enclosed
in sealed envelopes addressed to the
undersigned marked Proposal for de-
post OF County funds And must be re-
ceiyed BY the undersigned not later than
Monday January 9th 1903.
DPembina, N. p. Dec. 18th, 1902.
Pad Williams. 81 B
IS ssisss En- Co. Auditor.
s3, 5s.s Pefnbina; Co. N. Oak.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1902-12-19
Kodol Dyspepsia Cure.

Digests all classes of food, tones and
strengthens the stomach and digestive
organs. Cures Dyspepsia, Indigestion,
Stomach Troubles, and makes rich red
blood, health and strength. Kodol
rebuilds wornout tissues, strengthens and
sweetens the stomach. Gov. G. w. AT
kinson, ofW. Va, says: l have used a
number Of bottles Of Kodol and have
found it to be very effective and, in
deed, powerful remedy for stomach
ailments. ] recommend it to my friends.