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The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1902-04-10

VHumor Has II That She VIII Visit the
g, United States.)
trait. Upon one point II is easy for the
amused foreign observer to err. He
may fancy that he detects here long
ing for royalty and a dissatisfaction
with republican simplicity; but every
American knows that the desire to see
a lion does not imply wish to own
one.
The trait manifests itself in many
ways. The desire of the American girl
travelling abroad to be present at court
and the willingness of her father to
provide the appropriate raiment are
expressions of it. What matter IL the
consciousness that she vii carry back
to her native place a special distinc-
ton because of her bow in court cos
tune to the queen of England or Italy
does add certain attraction to the eX-
perience?
But as the woman who has been pre-
sented becomes each year more IA
miliar object, so the royal visitor bids
fair to lose his "rarity value" 1t is now
reported that the king of Belgium. the
dowager queen of Italy and the CROW n
prince of Siam, to cite only the best
founded reports, are laying plans for
American tours.
Meanwhile the king OF England gives
special audiences to American bankers
and other monarchs of our business
world. 1t may be that healthy Curl
osity-cOrresponding to that which our
royal visitors provoke-exists in more
than one palace concerning the men
whose energy and brains have won
them well-Digh kingly powers Of con-
troll Indeed, 1t need not be feared
that either the palace or the American
city will suffer through gratifying SO
natural an instinct.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1902-04-10
RULED BY CURIOSITY.


Foreign critics Of America and Amer
leans hnd something inconErupus in
the almost universal curiosity Of our
democratic countrymen in the persons.
the habits. the characters and the acts
Of those who inherit the right 70 rule.
and Of their wives. sons. daughters,
sisters and cousins and aunts.
One cannot deny the fact, however Il
may be explained, nor however con-
contradictory to democratic principles
it may be. Moreover. says the Youths
Companion, the country has Just given
q most conspicuous illustration Of the
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1902-04-10
REV. JOSEPH PARKER.
London Preacher Who Rcbuked KlnR
Edward for Brewing Deer and
Sabbath Breaking.

There was striking scene in the
City temple Of London, when, during
the course of sermon, Rev. Joseph
Parker, D. D., administered a pointed
rebuke to King Edward, which was
loudly applauded by the congregation.
Having alluded to public houses as
"trapdoors Of hell" DR.. Parker re-
ferred to the Kings recent brewing Of
beer while visiting Lord Burton.
pray for me-" said the divine, "that
I may speak delicately, Loyalty. II the
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1902-04-10

onian who we'll remembers
of Wales tour in this coun.
Lair, n, try and who is
quoted by the Chat.
terer of the Boston
fys while in point OF know
elaboration his nephew's re-
ahead of it, that for pub
siasm and genuine interest
heir took the blue ribbon.
terence between these royal
therefore, immensely inter-
m a national point of view.
8 the United States has
seat in the front row of
y and understands how to
great wealth to perfect ad-
II is appalling to note the
everything that makes for
cement, the embellishIhent
porous people, for 1t seems
the touch of a magician's
the result Of gradual devel-
each branch OF art, science
'ry When the prince Of
10 OF is, saw us we were in
OF the age of haircloth and,
req furniture; a world OF
vas yet to be discovered, q
war fought out, and wealth
dreams Of avarice to give
that complicated machin-
Progress. To-day America
enith of her prosperity, .
''ered power, kissing her
'oall the nations, accepting
!" they send to, her, but re-
nand against that time and
"shall be humbly asksd.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1902-04-10

iniost GsInHItHt NOH-SOUIOTmlbt SleIBYs
man in Ensland)
king brews beer what can be wrong
in the subject drinking it? What the
king does is likely to be initiated by
others. His majesty is more than a
man and must regard all questions
from kingly point of view. If the
king goes to Sunday concert, as he
did recently, he deals deadly blow to
the Englishman's Sunday. The king
cannot attend nonconformist place
Of worship, but. he can go to a Sunday
concert"
This remark called forth cries of
'Shame, "nnd DR.. Parker continued:
''If the king, who is the head Of the
church and defender Of the faith, can
violate the English Sunday, what can
the people 90 but follow In his steps? I
would rather give great sum of gold
than appear to be disloyal; hut Ican-
not be disloyal to Christ, and It is bet
ter that these things should be ssid."
Rev. DR.. Joseph Parker is q Congre-
gationalist. and has been preaching
since' 1s4s. He II noted for his frank
utterances. He once startled Christen-
dom by calling on God TO damn the sui
tan. n say" he exclaimed, "God damn
the sultani"
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1902-04-10
HOnOrs Easy.

"This dollar" began the cashier of
the restaurant, as he scrutinized the
coin.
"Is bad, eh?" interrupted the sour
looking patron.
swell. it doesn't look very good"
"That so? just bite it, and II It's
anything like the dinner l had it'll
taste even worse than it looks. s."-Cath-
Ole Standard and Tires.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1902-04-10
Willing to HumOr Her.

Doctor-You say you always burn
this lamp In your room all night?
Woman-Always. l can't sleep with.
out a lamp.
Doctor-My dear madam, can give
you few simple chemicals which
you can easily mix before retiring
They will give off just rs much blood.
poisoning and sleep-inducing gas as
lamp, and won't be half SO much
trOuble.-N. Y. Weekly.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1902-04-10
tn. Diplomatic Grocer.

II don't see why you continue to deal
with Sands?" said Mr.. Hauskeep, "he's
the most dishonest grocer in the neigh
borhood."
"How can you say such thing?" ex-
claimed Mrs. Hauskeep. who Is growing
distressingly stout. "He weighed me
on his scales the other day and only
weigh 151. I think he's real gentle
manly."-Philadelphia Press. a.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1902-04-10
DEH0RNINc CATTLE.
Kew e CenstPust . Cage IN witch
the Operation Caa De Performed
Witheut Trouble. s-sasss.

In responss to inquiry the National
Stockman republishes the subjeiasd
description Of dehorning cage:
Dimsnsions, 8 feet long, Q feet high.
sk feet wide at top in front and ~
feet wide at top at back end; bottom
or foot board foot wide, with seven
Fcleats ~ inch thick, q foot long,
nailed across it to keep cattle from
slipping; footboard inches thick
and rests on three 2 by 4 cross-pieces
{; feet long. To these are bolted up
eight pieces feet long, 2 by inches,
tor nailers for sides of cage. Across
the top cage are used two strips by
. inches for each set of uprights,
bolted one on each side of upright.
The inside of this frame Is boarded
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1902-04-10
Twentieth Century Medicine.

Cascarets Candy Cathartic are as
far ahead of ancient pill poisons and
liquid physic as the electric light of
the tallow candle. Genuine stamped
c. c. c. Never sold in bulk. All
druggists, Ioc.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1902-04-10

The sage-Did l see you talking to
Capt. Hawk just now?
The Innocent with enthusiasm)-
Yes; and isn't he splendid fellow?
He's the man for my money.
The Sage-Ah! and he'll have it, too,
before he's done with you.-Ally
Sloper.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1902-04-10
LEEHLADWERTSING,

A DMINlSTRATOR'S NOTICE Let.
IA ters OF Administration in the
estate Of John NJ. Hackenburg, late OF Adams
twp, Snyder Go Pa., decd, having been granted
to the undersigr cd, all persons knowing them.
selves indebted to said estate are requested to
make Immediate payment. while those having
claims will present them duly authenticated TO
the undersigned.
NATHAN HACK NBURG,
Administrator, G. I. A.
Dundore, Pa, Feb. 8, 1907.
NJ. /. Potter, Atty.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1902-04-10
A Great Reader.

II suppose you read q good DEAL"
said the young woman.
"Yes, indeed" answered the young
member of congress. 81 make it a
point to read everyone of my own
speeches as soon as they come from
the typewriter. Washington Star.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1902-04-10

he kidneys ro yeW
blood puxIsra Aey A.
ter out tho vsasto q
impurities ia the hSeod.
II they are sick q eut
Of order. they fail 10 d
their wesk.
Pains. aches sandrhsa,-
maiism como fresn En-
cess Of uric acid IN he
blood. due to neglected
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1902-04-10
No Fun In IL.

Though 'brevity's the soul Of w.t."
Remarked the busted sport,
II really cannot see a bit
or fun In being short"
philadelphia Press.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1902-04-10
A Business He0 d.

4 Business Head.
lllion ION his deathbed)-All
erty is willed to you, but I'm
~ children by my first wife
e q contest, and then the
will get it.
Wife-Don't worry, my love;
ply fix that. I'll marry one of
Eers.-N. Y. Weekly.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1902-04-10

Try Chamberlain's Stomach & Liv- :
er Tablets, the best physic. For
sale by Middlebrugh Drug Store.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1902-04-10
Was Not Economical.

n-Do you remember that
were married you said you
yer be a poor mans wife?
enham-Well. l wasn't, was
h-No, but you will be soon
eep on at the rate you are
w.-Judge.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1902-04-10

trouble causes quick Or unsteady
|. and makes one feel as though
hr,r, trouble, because the heart b
tine N pumping thick. kidney.
|bIood through veins and arteries.
10 be considered that only urinary
we're TO be traced TO the kidneys
modern science proves that nearly
|u,ional diseases have their begin
dney trouble.
re sick you can make no mistake
bctoring your kidneys. The mild
traordinary effect Of Dr.. Kilmer's
IRoot, the great kidney remedy e
,ed. II stands the highest for It's
cures Of the most distressing cases
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1902-04-10
e Excuse for Tabby.

some Excuse for Tabby.
He-Why, there IL cat at the mu.
scum that smokes cigarettes.
She-Oh, well, cat has nins lives,
you know.-Yonkers Statesman.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1902-04-10
hEsTeR's ENGLISH
pYR0YAL PILLS

,Ss reliable. Ladies', ask Druggist fos
rsHS ENGLISH In Red and
le boxes, sealed with blue ribbon.
.ner. Refuse dangerous substi.
mutations. Buy Of your Druggist,
" stamps for Pnrticulars, Testi.
a Relief for Ladles," IN letter,
PAL. 10000 Testimonials. Sol; -
HEsrER CHEMICAL 90.
sen square, PHILA, PA.
Asnuoa this papsr
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1902-04-10
6jork Mealkelso
Your Kjdneys.
|, xAneys aake lnlsrs nassl

|b,ood IN your bedy pee,ss usesgl
"a oaes svsQ ths:s misulss.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1902-04-10
|E LIVES ARE SAVED
..BY USING...
|lg's New Discovery,
.-FOR-..
|ption, Coughs and Colds
By All Other Throat And
ID Remedies Combined.

hderful medicine positively
bnsumption, Coughs, Colds,
Is, Asthma, Pneumonia, Hay
eurisy. LaGrippe, Hoarseness,
Foat, Group and Whooping
NO CURE. NO PAY.
D. Isl. Trial Bottle Free.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1902-04-10

bile by mail Home Of SvanpRoo&
pamphlet telling you how to find
have kidney or bladder trouble.
Ms paper when writing Dr.. Kilmes
N. Z.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1902-04-10
|KeepinE Him Busy.

keeping Him busy
Ought to be more econom.
hid young Mrs. Torkins'
lps I ought" was the an
nly, you know. I'm afraid It
q temptation to idleness
y."-Washington Star.
Mutual Benent.
Vife-I am all run down. I
\ hire a cook, and husband
Sgth. -.
bd - Yes, do, dear, and
en your husband. - Smart
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1902-04-10

Z on Its merits
|reists In fifty
bne-dollar siz-
| may have 2.
Loitle by mail
The Black Hills union. [volume] (Rapid City, Pennington County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1889-1904, 1902-02-21

Henry d Blair road district No q.
Ross Lees load district No %.
Charles Geiger road district No 90.
Joseph Watterson road district No
%.
John T Humphrey road district No
26.
Thomas McMaken road district No
q.
CA Glidden road district No 2S.
j b Sanders road DISTRICT No 81.
Milton Frease road district No %.
G Baldridge road district No 33.
Malon WEIGH road district No "a.
Ole Soholt road district No IS.
Amer!cus Thompson road district No
36.
w 81 jerks road district No 81.
Henry F Rose road district No SO.
Board ad journed to meet January 16,
at nine o'clock a m.
Attest: RLPlatt Chairman.
Trowbridge County Auditor.
Rapid City S. D.: January 16 1902.
Board met pursuant to adjournment:
all members and the county auditor
present.
The clerk Of courts having filed a re-
QUESTION for thirty names to complete
jury lists Of 200 names, the board pro-
ceeded TO furnish the required number
and otherwise revise the list as re-
qufred by law.
Upon motion CLAIM of Lille E Fall
for postage and box rent was allowed
$6 25.
Petition Of F G Croker for reduction
of taxes enormously assessed, gaanted.
Upon motion board adjourned to meet
January II 1902 at nine o'clock a m.
Attest: r L Plat Chairman.
LC Trowbridge, County Auditor.
Rapid City, S. D.. Jan II, 1902.
Board met pursuant to adjournment
all member and the county auditor
present.
Minutes of january Is and l6 read
and upon molten appaoved.
Petition of H J Carriers for reluc-
tion of taxes was granted in part.
thirty per cent of all unpaid taxes ex-
cept year 1901, on Silver City only, the
taxes on Nebraska Placer haying been
paid, il paid on or before April 1902.
Upon motion the affidavit Of the
Homestak Gold Mining Co., illegally
taxed, IA cancelled.
Report of Joseph Watterson sheep
inspector was accepted and ordered
plrcec on file.
Report of Quuen Bee and Sheridan
road viewers was accepted and ordered
paced on file.
Petition of Fl A Dawson and Dawson
g. Simmons for cancellation of illegal
taxes granted.
Claim of Zach Taylor for services as
clerk in treasurer.s Office allowed
S242 90.
Board adjourned to visit poor farm
and meet January IL, 1902 at nine
o'clock a m.
Attest: RI PlaJt Chairman.
LC T%rowbridge, County Auditor.
Rapid City, s. ID, Jan. Is 1902.
Board met pursuant to adjournment:
all members and the comfy auditor
present.
Minutes of January II read and on
motion approved.
#Ss Upon motion the following bills al
lowed:
CD Buell. states attorney salary for
l~dstsquarter ending December 81 1901
$3.50.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1902-07-02
The First Local Mint.

One of the institutions here
which has the special attention of
tourists as we'll as the local people
is the Mint, which is established on
Nuuanu street, opposite Queen
Emma Hall. 1t is interesting to
enter the large main working room
where general manager McDonough
and his corps of assistants are at
work. The, cool and large lanai is a
proper resting place and the vaults,
where the "bars" to be minted and
beer are kept present very tasty
spectacle. The Mint is open from
$50 n. m. to 1l:30 p. m. and during
those hours the work never ceases,
Visitors after looking over the place
will find first class refreshments and
the purest Of liquors.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1902-07-02
DEATH OF a HEStI a1strss.
Apoplexy the Cause While Bathing
in the sea at w aikiki.

AS reported in Mondays INDIE
PENDENT the body OF woman was
found upon the beach at Waikiki,
opposite the residence OF Princes
David and Cupid. 1t was found to
be the body Of Keano, a high
chiefess, we'll known and respected
by Hawaiians. She was the reputed
daughter OF King Kamehameha ",
and was 10 great favor with the late
Princess Ruth. In late years she
lived with the late Queen Dowager
Kapiolani, and has been residing on
the premises at Puaeilani under
the protection OF the princes. She
has had three husbands, and several
years ago her third husband went
away into the mountains and moth
ing more was heard of him.
She was we'll when she left the
house early in the morning and
probably had au attack of apoplexy
while bathing. By her first hui
band, she leaves one son, also a son
by the second, who was w. Hoapili
Kaauwa, King Kalakaua's first
cham berlain, and several by her last,
all surviving her to mourn their
loss.
A jury was empanelled and the
body viewed at the morgue. The
inquest was held at noon, yesterday
the jury bringing verdict of death
due to failure Of the heart.
The body lay in state all of yes
terday at the Bungalow, Pualeilani,
Waikiki, aud many friends called.
At 4 O'Clock in the afternoon the
funeral services were held by the
Rev. 81. 81. Parker and the body
borne to the grave all the way from
Waikiki to the Kawaiahao cemetery.
The following we're the pallbearers:
| A. K. Palekaluhi, Morris X. Keoho-
kalole, Jesse P. Makainai, Hoapili
Kaauwai, LaaDui and Kameha'
meha.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1902-07-02
Thrum's viii Filed.

The will of the late George e.
Thrum was offered for probate yes.
terday by his father, T. q. Thrum,
who is named therein as the executor
The estate consists OF real property,
on Hawaii and in Honolulu,
and OF personal property, the
value of which is given as S44OO.
The property is divided equally
among the brothers and sisters and
parents OF the deceased, excepting
a lot of land at Kamaiki, Hawaii,
which is devised to 2 brother, Fred
erick W Thrum. The will is a
Photographic ope and is dated May
81, 1898,
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1902-07-02
Special Term of Court t.

The following cases have been set
for trial befors Judge Humphreys
Monday, at which time the special
July term opens:
Agnes Mcintyre VS.. E NJ. Nakuina
Hawaiian Electric Co. VS.. @. S.
Desky.
w. L. Peterson VS.. f. Pacheco.
James Aud, ct ell vs., Oahu Lum-
Der g. Building 90.
Ksoni Pnlki VS.. Lot X. G. Lime
NORTH A. Rose ct al VS., Chang
Kim ct al.
The cases remaining on the calen
dar will be taken up in their order
except Paris VS.. Magoon, administra'
tor, which ha, been specially set for
July l6.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1902-07-02
Law is Unconstitutional.

Judge umphreys yesterdaay,in dis
missing the appeal Of plaintiff in the
case of Kennedy vs.. Reynolds, de
clared the law permitting appeals
to Circuit Court at Chambers from
District Courts was unconstitu.
tional, He based his decision on
the seventh amendment. and holds
that in all cases where the amount
involved more than $40 the parties
are entitled to jury trial by virtue
of the United States constitution.
This is barred by an appeal to Cir.
cult Judge in Chambers, but is per-
missible on an appeal to the court
itself which may summon a jury.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1902-07-02
Died

WIoKE-On June 50, 1902, Edna
Mildred Wicke, daughter OF MIR. and
Mrs. Fred Wicke, aged two years
Woke Tai PooN-On June 30, 1902,
Annie, beloved wife OF Mr.. Wong Tai
Poon, aged 3S years.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1902-07-02

Lieutenant Sam Leslie left on the
Kinau yesterday on long vacation
trip on Hawai-. Patrolman Bord.
felt will be 10 command Of the
mounted police during the lieuten
ants absence.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1902-07-02

The Zealandia leaves for San
Francisco at O'Clock tomorrow
afternoon, the mail closing an hour
earlier.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1902-07-02

KentucBy's famous Jesse Moore
Whiskey, unequalled for its purity
and excellence. On sale at any OF
the saloons and at Lovejoy & Go
distributing agents for the Hawaiian
islam 10
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1902-07-02

E. NJ. Boyd, Of the Advertiser, has
gone to Hilo and the Volcano on a
vacation trip.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1902-07-02

The Hawaiian Rowing Association
has elected A. L, @. Atkinson as
president, S. e. P. Taylor vice-pre-
sident and A. A. Wilder secretary
and treasurer.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1902-07-02

A large number of Honolulu peo-
pie are booked to leave for Victoria
this afternoon in the Moana.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1902-07-02

There was we'll attended meet
ing OF the Home Rule party last
evening at Foster Hall.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1902-07-02

The body OF "a Chinese was found
floating in Maalaea Bay, Maui, on
June 26.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1902-07-02

Mail for the Coast tomorrow per
S. S. Zsalandia.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1902-07-02

Returns for income tax should be
made from yesterday and during
the whole OF this month.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1902-07-02

Inspection OF tax books to those
who made returns began yesterday
aud will be on for fifteen days
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1902-07-02

The U. S. training ship Mohican
is now Al days out from Yokohama
bound for this port. She is eleven
days overdue.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1902-07-02

The next mail from the Coast is
due to arrive here on the Fourth,
Friday, per S. S. Honkong Maru.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1902-07-02

A Porto Ricau at Kihei Planta.
ton, 65 years of age, was killed on
the plantation railroad on June IL.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1902-07-02

The Moana will sail for Vic
toria and Vancouver at 4 o'clock
this afternoon, mail closing one hour
earlier.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1902-07-02

The four year-old child of Dr. and
Mrs. Raymond, at Ulupalakus, Maui,
sustained broken collarbone while
PLAYING.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1902-07-02

The Revds. Emerson, Gulick,
Leadingham, Thwing, Westervelt,
Timoteo, Dyke, Kekuewa and Theo
Richards left on the Kinau yesterday
Lahaina bound.